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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Do You Suppose This is Right?

"Eighty-five per cent of lame per
sons are afflicted on the left side"
item.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

Jinks-We used to hear about the
drinks on the house." r
Blinks-Yes, but now the drinks
are under the house.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

(Ad. in Richmond (KyD Register)
For Sale-I have for sale 40 head
of hogs. Their weight is about 100
pounds each Any ono wanting to
buy these hogs you will find me in
jail John Webb.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

have a lot of things, but if he has a
good car the other things do not
count.
OF course some men are too mod
est to blow their own horn, so they
hire high-priced press agent to do
it for them.
If Sir Walter Raleigh were to
drop around today we guess he would
be more apt to want to wrap his coat
around one of our shivering queens
than to lay 1t down for her to walk
over.
Probably a young man never be-
comes more panic-strickcn in his life
than he does whom he first realizes
the girl whom he has been calling on
has him hooked
Most people want credit, for what
they do, but when it comes to taking
v credit for spreading a scandal
they will always say. Now, for
Heavens sake. don't quote me on
this"
Come easy and go easy is true, no
doubt. but the average salaried man
finds the hard-earned stuff goes just
as easy.
1t does not do a girl much good to
be putting stuff in her hope chest
unless the man is putting something
in the money chest.
"A man ages even though he never
manages much of anything
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Never Get Joy Ride In Ambu

Never Get Joy Ride Tn Ambulance
Says J f. Reed: "The man who
goes along minding his own business
carries a reasonably good insurance"
Meaning accident insurance, of
course.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

You May Have Married Her
She's pretty and
She is we'll bred
But she, alas!
Just can't make bread.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Can't Make Her Believe It

Cdn WdKe TItT btTTEVc TIC
Most of her clothes
The sweet thing has shed,
That's why she has
A cold in her head.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

Light wines would get pretty heavy if legalized
Toledo Blade
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

ObserVatIons OF OLDEST InhdbItdHt
The couple who used to be content
with bicycle built for two now de-
mand a 1922 model runabout.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Paw Knew From Experience

PA. what does troubles never
come sipgly' mean?" asked Clarence.
ut means, my son. that you never
know what trouble is until after
you are married." growled Pa
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Adding to the Wonders Of the Ag
Must Be Worse Than Leading a
Horse to Water

Horse to water
edison Cor. Mt. Gilead Union
Register)
Mr.. T. B. Masters was badly
bruised about the head and face and
one limb on Sunday, while leading a
horse out of water
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

What Was the Color of the Mule?
White?
(Union Valley Cor. Conway Log
Cabin Democrat
VIII Windberry got mule-kicked
last week.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12

Frederick Van Rensselaer,, 81,
creator of the mick Carter" de-
tective stories, shot himself to
death in New York. He was penni
less despite the fact that his pen
produced more than 40 million
words of fiction during his life
time.
Henry Berry, dealer in Curios
Ivory Beads a speciality. 1855 Front
Street. adv,
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Daily Sentence Sermon

Your hard luck may come from
waiting too long for soft snap.
News of the Names Club
r. S. thinks A. Hit, of Bryan
Ohio, should have been taken South
with the ball team.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Bet He'll Find Her Tongue Wasn't
Extracted

Bet He'll Find Her Tongue Wasn't
Extracted
(Comargo CKy) Cor. McCreary
County (Ky) Record)
Mrs. John Boyatt has just had her
teeth extracted, and folks, she's a
sight. We don't say anything to her
teeth any more
II It Fits
"a cat may look at a King" But
you'll find the men staring at a
Queen"
Another indication that the honey
moon has been parked in the garbage
can is that he has begun to object to
her using his razor for trimming her
corns.
"A college professor predicts women
will rule the world before 1885 Won
der where he has been living all this
time. The women always have ruled
the world
A writer says Mature clothed wo-
man in beauty" And the women do
not believe much in hiding Natures
handiwork..
Whenever we hear medical shark
defending the short skirts and
bobbed hair as sensible and health
full we feel he's using an underhand-
ed method of trying to make them
unpopular.
And speaking of dual roles the
dispatches from Hollywood show
screen stars play a very different
part in real life from the one they
do in Feel life.
A flapper thinks her ideal should
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-12
Fool Questions

Fool Questions
"a Printers Wife asks: Just be-
cause a printer is good at making up
forms is that any reason why he
should give me advice on how to
dress?" The answer is NO
Adding to the Wonders Of the Age
"A European scientist has produced
biteless flea Now for a tickleless
fly.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

Killdeer, N. D., Jan. 31.-H. M. Wy
dahl, cashier Of the Dodge State bank,
has bought the interests Of A. B.. Curry
in the First National bank of Killdeer
and will shortly assume the position
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

.+MHtss,I ~ g3ssLN e- s.EHEs. LnlEsG{tHFE-g1
The women OF the American Legion
auxiliary membership COMMITTEES,
have been asked to meet in the Conn
merciAl club rooms on Thursday
night at 1880 o'clock. Mrs. r. +.
Bndgeman. chairman. Of the commit
tee fis anxious to have the committee
report all new members at this time.
cepted at the regular meeting Of the
auxiliary on Friday night.
A meeting OF st. Paul's Guild will
be held on Wednesday afternoon in
the Guild hall. The meeting will be-
gin q 8 o'clock:
The ladies of the third division will
be h%ostesses at the meeting OF the
General Aid society Of. the First Bap-
tist, church on Wednesday afternoon.
\ meeting = M . Norm pakota
Of Mrs. Alfred Boyd. I41s UniIersity
avenue, on Wednesday afternoon.
New Poetry VIII be tho topic Of the
program and Mrs. H. A. Doak will
be the program leader.
Mrs. A. A.. Westeen, 217 North,
at Braddock. N. p, with her daughter,
Mrs. @. H. Naramore (Clara Westeen).
The Young Peoples society Of the
Bethel. Lutheran church will give b
following program at 7:45 O'clock to-
night.
Devotionals-L Egstad.
Reading of Report-Bella Dokken.
Selection-Male Quartet.
Reading-Edwin Fuglestad.
Selection-Mixed Quartet.
Address-Rev. Ingel Rowland. ~
Vocal Duet-Ida Gopnn and Bella
Dokken.
Closing Prayer-Clarence walstad.
Refreshments will be served by
Mr.. Carl Setness al the close Of the
program.
All interested are cordially invit-
ed.
An informal dance will follow. the
supper which the Rebekah lodge will
give tonight in the Odd Fellows hall,
from $3.50 to 1880 O'Clock. Dancing.
according TO the committee in charge,
will begin at 9 o'clock and continue
until midnight.
Miss Merle Dyar assistant %instruc-
tor in the expression department OF
Wesley conservatory, was n Of the
judges Monday afternoon in the high
school public speaking contest. at
Crookston. Representatives of seven
Minnesota high schools took part in
the contest. .g
A \ 4 +
The North Dakota Women's Chris
ton Temperance Union. has just re-
ceived a supply of the new service
tar sent out by the national w. c.
T.. U. Each star is of white on 2
blue background, and each bears the
words Serve America, and Support
the Constitution. The stars r to
be distributed to the state and local
organizations, and are to be displayed
wherever possible, to encourage sup
port for the prohibition amendment
to the constitution.
The dates for the annual midyear
meeting Of the executive board of the
state organization have been set for
March 9 and 10. One of the features
Of this gathering will be. an enforce
ment institute, and a platform meet
Ing. *
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31
Big Savings For
The Thrifty Housewife

Few homes indeed do not feel tho
need OF economy, The necessity Of
making every penny count touches
the purge Of every housewife. 1t is
doubtful if there is a single article
employed as q food or in the prepar-
alton Of food that demands more buy
ing wisdom than Baking Powder.
Upon itS quality depends the success
and economy of the bakings them
selves.
Calumet Baking Powder enables
the housewife to make three worth
while savings. She saves when she
buys tit is moderate in price.
She saves when she uses it-she
uses only half as much as is required
of most other powders. She saves
materials it is used whit never
permits bake-day failure. AIRY wo-
men can use Calumet with absolute
certainty of best Tesults-delicious,
tasty bakings that are pure and
wholesome.
True home economy Of time, ma
terial and effort is completely handl-
sd.in Reliable Recipes, the 7G-paes
Cook Book and Household Hints
A copy ID yours FREE-for the ask
Ing. Address Home Economics Dept.
Calumet Baking Powder Co, 400
Fillmore st.. Chicago. M-Advt
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

Washington, lar. 27.-(Special)-
After a residence of twenty years in
Russia, Princess Cantacuzene, who
was born in the White House during
the presidency of General Grant, her
grandfather, has returned to Wash
ington. With her husband and
daughter she is spending the winter
with her mother, Mrs. Frederick Dent
Grant, at her home in New Hampshire
avenue. In the old War building at
532 Seventeenth street, where. General
Grant had his Office during his term
as secretary of war in 1865, while the
State, War and Navy building across
the street was under construction, she
has opened headquarters for the
American central committee for Rus
sian relief, the only organization aid
ing refugees outside of Russia.
The Russians we help gave all
they had to the allied cause. They
are now dying from cold and hunger,
refugees from Bo1shevism. Theysdid
their part. Will you do yours?'
Has Raised Over $4,000
This Is the slogan of the commit
tee. which was organized in 1919.
Without " having conducted a
"drive" or printed a poster or paid
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Women To, Mobilize
Moral Forces, Says
Mrs. NJ. L. Fosseen

Topeka. Kan.-Women in the on
ward march of civilization. are going
to mobilize the moral forces Of the
world n produce a new type Of ma
tional characters and civilization out
Of the many culture types which this
the spirit Of the builders .of*this re-
public. Mrs. Manley Il Mosseens reg.
ional director and member OF the. ex-
cxutice committee of the Republican
National committee. told the, Kansas
Day club. -, ..t.@ :
1--WE are facing a new order Of
things" Mrs. Fosseen declared. land
they are stockholders in this govern.
ment and the question confronts
everyone Of us. Are we an asset OF q
liability in the worlds activities?'
Whether we are keen about partici'
patton in politics or not. we know
that. we are daily participating. in
politics. for politics walks into our.
kitchen. our nursery and u business
in spite Of us.
N sooner did the first little bit Of
humanity come into our lives az
mothers than we became actively
concerned about the community. its'
environment. its sanitation. and its
education. From the. interest and
welfare of our community. we follow.
ed the welfare Of our children and
concerned ourselves about the laws
that govern their lives within the
state, and finally we answered the call
of the country's need to serve hu.
manly"
Mrs. Fosseen hoped that in the mex.
campaign the menland women ofthe
country are going to say come let us
reason together"
| IF a greater measure of respect
waG noi6 that hit nf p0r1nSo1 thopo
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

Mrs. A. ". Hunstiger, Herald
apartments, is entertaining Mrs. e. E..
stehy of Faribault, Mimi, as her
house guest Mrs. Stehy will prob
ably remain for three weeks.
AT a recent meeting Of section
three of st. Paurs Guild, Mrs. 8. B. E.
Seese was elected chairman. and Mrs.
A. J. Zeman was chosen vice chair
home of Mrs. w. c. Stebbins, Bel
mont avenue.
Mrs. F. L. Locklin of Fargo was
appointed North Dakota Transports
ton chairman for the biennial meet!
ing of the General Federation OF
Women's clubs to be held at Chautau-
qua. New York, in June. Mrs. Conk-
lin will begin Immediately to make
plans for the North Dakota women
who will attend. m
The appointment Of division chair
men for the various departments Of
the state federation occupied the Fri
day afternoon session Of the midyear
meeting Of the state federation board
and council. AS soon as the women
have accepted their appointments.
the complete list will be published.
Mrs. Thomas F. Kane will enter
tain the Tuesday club at a ,luncheon
in her home, University place, on
Thursday. The luncheon will be fol-
lowed by bridge.
X Il 4
The ladies' of district number four
will be hostesses at the meeting OF the
General Aid Of the M. q. church on
Wednesday afternoon in the church
parlors. In conjunction with the
meeting the hostesses Will conduct a
sale Of home made candy. :,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

Miss Mildred Brown, S21 Cotton
wood street. gave a kitchen shower
Monday night in her home, compli-
mentary to Mrs. Richard Powell,
(Gladys Marie Ottum), a bride of
January. There were fifteen guests
and they spent the evening in hem
ming towels for the new home. Miss
Clara Kelly and the hostess mother.
Mrs: A. L., Brown, assisted in serving
q luncheon.
A social event in LaJolla, CAL, on
Wednesday hat will be of local in
tercst is the marriage Of Joseph e.
Clifford of Minneapolis and Pasadena.
formerly OF Grand Forks, and Miss
Winnifred Cole, daughter of Mrs.
Llewllyn Christian of LaJolla. The
wedding will take place in MIRA.
Christians home in LaJolla. Mr.. and
Mrs. F.. w. Clifford left Minneapolis
last week to attend the wedding.
j. X X
The Swedish Lutheran Ladies' Aid
will meet in the church on Wednesday
afternoon in the church parlors. Mrs.
Gus Jacobson will be the .hostess.
=
DR.. and Mrs. r. D. Campbell, 323
South Sixth street. will leave h last
of the week for Los Angeles, and other
California points. En- route they will
visit in San Francisco.
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u d. Tinker Bob.ld|H!|
I'M A I+xaLRstouies4
AG1g wCarNsleA Il. Holcomb * &89ykG
SILKY CLIMBS A TREE.
byCarlysle II. Holcomb,

Tinker. the king, and Tim. the
baby Elephant. were safely on the
other side of. the river. But Tinker
Bob had not given n consideration
to Silky. the monkey, therefore he
was not with them. but in d tree Just
natives who were looking for ele-'
plants. The natives are very easily
frightened, especially II they think
there is a spirit working amongst
them. And. when they say Tinker
Bob and Tim sailing out of their
midst they were SO surprised that they
fell to the ground and began to ham,
mer on the earth.
Silky realizing his position. alone in
the midst of the Jungle. began to
think of someWay to get out of sight.
He could run away but If he did he
would perhaps never be able to find
Tinker BOB and Tim again. and II he
should stay where he was the natives
would see and capture him. A bright
idea came into his head. He saw the
fellow beneath hin hammering on the
ground. By his side lay the spear.
that he had been trying to thrust INTO
Tim.
Silky let out a shrill scream and
down he jumped right on the back Of
that native. Grabbing the spear he
began beating the fellow on the head.
This was so strange a thing for a
fellow like Silky 70 do that the ma
tives began to feel hat the Jungles
were full of spirits and they let out a
cry and fled for their boats. L..
But the poor fellow got awayKfrom
Silky leaving his spear behind. They
were DOR away and padding down
the river as fast as ever they could,
and the fellow that Silky had beaten
with many beats was holding his head
while the others padded. They didn't
take time to look back. their only am
bition was to get away from the spot
as soon as possible. In the meantime
Silky stood on the edge of the bank
leaning on the spear looking across
the river to where Tinker Bob and
Tim were safely resting.
Presently there was the sound of a
mighty rushing and Silky dropped his
spear and sprang into a tree. He
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

explains, the business, professional
and scientific elements. together with
thousands Of skilled workmen who
fought for Russia and the allied cause
n against Boishevism. under their
own flag while they could and then
in the allied armies. They brought
their families out with them, not dar-
ing to leave them behind, where they
would have been the first victims of
Bolshevik tyranny. and many Of
them, in spite of brave efforts at self
s%uDDort, are destitute in foreign lands
at the mercy of the tempest which Ia
sweeping over the world.
'"These refugees, mostly women,
children and wounded men, are maxi
ing no demand on our charity, never
crying out, and I would not be the
first beggar among them o spoil the
dignity of their martyrdom. But in
them rests the economic reccnstruc-
ton of their native land, and in JUS
tice we them gratitude for their
help through our past"
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IF INTEREST To WOMEN

= The Herald should be in the hands OF the editor Of that page before
8 O'Clock in the evening. After that hou nc items Will be accepted FOR
81 publication on the women's page in the morning edition Of the following
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31

Some aesthetic lance numbers and
other pretty f%eatures will be intro
duced during the course of h pro-
gram at the Jolliers' club meeting in
the Guild hall on Wednesday evening.
The evenings diversion will be IN
formal dancing, to begin at $3.50
c,,7.ock. Some favor and novelty
dances are also to be included. All
members of the club are invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. I. Hunter. 422
South Fifth street. left this noon for
Minneapolis and Chicago. en- route to
San Antonio. Texas. They have
planned an extensive trip in the south,
and will be away several weeks.
Mrs. Jean Taylor of the Dinnie
apartments. is visiting in Minneapolis.
as the guest Of her sister. Mrs. f. F.
Stokes, formerly of his city.
Andrew Carlson left Monday night
for Portland. Ore. where he will join
Mrs. Carlson and daughter. Fern. who
left Grand Forks for the west at
Christmas time. Mr.. and Mrs. Carl
sons plans are indefinite but they
thought it probable that they would
locate in the west.
Preparations have been completed
to entertain 200 guests at the card
party to be given tonight in st.
Mary,s church. Playing will begin at
8 O'Clock and the diversion of the
evening will be grand-nola. A warm
supper will be served after the game
has ended.
There were covers for forty guests
at the faculty inner which the
Teachers club of the Grand Forks
high school faculty gave last Saturday
evening. The dinner was served in
the domestic science dining room at
G:30 o'clock. Misses Gudrun Hulteng,
Alice Hanson and E. D. Howell were
in charge.
During the hours following a short
program was given by Misses Ger
nan, Mildred Metcalf and Mary Ell
we'll, and there was a social hour.
X + X
Mrs. H. r. Chaffee of Armenia,
who owns and manages one of the
largest farms in the southeastern part
of the state, has the distinction of
being the only woman delegate from
North Dakota to attend the farm
conference in Washington, D. c.,
called last week by Secretary of Agri-
t. culture Henry G. Wallace. M
The delegation vas received at the
White House by President and Mrs.
Harding.
-ser'" n,:ests have been invited for
Zach OF the two afternoons which
..4rs Jesse H Bond will give on Wed
nesday and Friday. in her home. 1909
University Valentine ap.
pointments will be used.
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thought the safest place for him was
in a tree anyway, being that the tree
was near the river where he could see
his friends on the other side.
Pell-mell through the Jungles came
a half-dopen elephants, seemingly
from every direction. They came to
the spot where Tim and Tinker Bob
had been not but a few moments ago.
Mrs. Elephant shifted, tho earth. and
n could tell there was something on
her mind that wass mot at ALI pleasant.
She shifted the earth to the waters
edge. Then she let out a trumpet
sound that echoed through the
iungles. She kne- that her little Tim
had gone into the water and she kn<w
that there had been natives in these
parts. Suddenly her trunk came upon
the spear that Silky had dropped, and
with all of the ferceness that she
possessed she threw it into the midst
Of the. river. 81.
TOmOrrOw-Mr. Pythan Tells His
l.+Mt Story. b.,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31
BENEFIT PARTY TO !.
BE GIVEN WEDNESDAY,

Proceeds from the card party
which the Catholic Daughters of
America will give onsWednesday eve
ming will be turned over to st.
Michael's parochial school here. The
party will be given in st. MichaeFs
church auditorium and will begin at
3 O'Clock. Prizes will be given for
high score and a supper will be served.
These are the members Of the COM
mittee in charges Mrs. E. J. Driscoll.
chairman: Mesdames F. w. Lyons, j..
T., Daily, H. j. Monley, Cleary Monley
and l.. j.. Payne; Misses V. V. Sher-
lock, Stella German. Mary Mcdonald,
Mare Delvo, Ida Purcell n Angela
Roy.
An invitation to all interested in
cards and to all interested in the
welfare of the school has been ex-
tended.
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continued. I'VE women do not expect,
nor want to support the universe; we
aim at a benevolent assimilation to
raise and increase the relationship
between the sexes which will work
for Nthe u%pbuilding Of the human
family.
st am sure that everyone feels that
women have come into political. pow
er. at a time when her influence will
be a value to this country and to the
world. for she is devoted to that cause
for which our sons fought. to attain
peace and good will toward men,"
Mrs. Fosseen looked with favor on
the Washington disarmament confer.
sence. stating that lit is leading the
way to, the great hope Of the world
peace-and IL it accomplishes moth.
ing more. 1t has awakened the great
sentiment Of the world over"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-31
Grants Granddaughter Urges
Aid for Suffering Russian EriIes
for an advertisement, it has raised
more than $187, 900 in voluntary con-

lIAOuLAOll5s
OF this fund about $4,000 has been
sent to Constantinople, where are
gathered most Of the refugees from
Bolshevism; $4,000 to Poland, $13.-
900 to Finland n $4,000 to the
Baltic. provinces. Little more than
$4,000 has been expended on relief
for needy Russians in the United
States, very few having been able to
reach this country.
About one million exiles are now
living in extreme restitution and mis-
cry in various countries along the
Russian border, according to reports
reaching Princess Cantacuzene from
former. friends and neighbors who
have. succeeded in communicating
with her since her own escape from
Russia in 1918. y
Exiles Are the Real Russians.
They are the real Russians" she