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Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
| BRkWLEY CLUB TO
GIVE PLAY

The Brawley Woman's club will pre-.
sent "The School of Scandal Friday
evening and number of Ell Centre g
! club women will go to see it. The Win
ming of Barbara Worth presented by an
all Brawley cast last week in that city
is said to have been complete success
The Brawley Post of the American Lee
gion gave it and has offered to present
it in other towns of the valley for or
ganizations who are willing to share
profits.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
Too Late To Classify

dark bay mares, seven
front, weight 1900. Strayed from
balance ranch, three miles S. T..
from FL Centro on night of March
3lst. Notify by phone 149 FL Centre
or julie Wright, p. O. Box ia. 3t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR RENT for three years 312 acres
earliest cantaloupe and vegetable
land in the valley, 3h miles west
of Westmorland, has been in alfalfa
and pastured over three years, this
farm is for sale at a bargain, write
or see c. S. Allen, Hotel Dunlack,
Brawley. 3t6
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
LADIES AID TO MEET


Another of the popular meet lgs of
the Ladies' Aid of the NJ hOdist
church will he held tomorrow Il, Social
all The affair will begin with the
usual pot luck luncheon and be fol
lowed with work in the az arnoon.
Mrs. Copelin, Mrs. G. f. Sones md Mrs
Murray Swinson will be host lsses of
the day.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR SALE-Seven room house, includ-
ing two screen porch sleeping rooms,
fine location, shade, lawn, garage.
Modern conveniences. Lot 60 by 40
IT, $1,000 down. Bal. terms to suit.
615 Holt Ave. 3t6
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

2 GIRLS WANTED, Age 1924, neat ap-
pearing. Free TO travel east by ma
chine, pleasant work, position pays
a salary and commission. Apply
Barbara Worth hotel, room 3O9. Mr..
M. H. Chapman. Apply between 4
and s d, m. and Q and l2 a. m. 3t2
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

IKE , OC ~ 'I>"'~
Do you harbor the idea that a
beautiful home is only for the rich!
Forget it.
Beauty in the home is within the
possibilities of even limited purse
A beautiful home is the preroga-
tive of every family. In making a
home artistic and attractive. good
taste counts for more than dollars.
The American Homes Bureau
has launched a nationwide move
nent for better homes. Its idea is
to educate the American people to
make their homes more beautiful
and thereby create a cultural IN
fluence that will have a lasting
effect upon the nation.
President Harding in setting the
- b;o orAnraEal LEAD. tho
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR RENT - Desirable four-roOm
house and screen porch, bath, shade,
close in. 603 Park. BIB
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR SALE-Eight cows and l BULL
Alfalfa land for rent. G.. c. Tucker,
21a miles south Meloland, " mile
west. 3t6
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR EXCIANGE-Clare orange
grove. 5 acres, Q years old, Al condi-
ton, for acreage in Meloland dist.
Care Imp. Valley Press Box 4S. Sta
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

acres hay in field. Call ll3Wl, w. j.
Strickland. 3t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

TO LET-2-room furn. apt, with pri-
vate bath, 473 Park st. 3t4
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR RENT-Two room furnished
apartment. $50 SO. 5th street. 3t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

FOR SALE-5 rooms, toilet, bath and
cellar, $4,000. 553 Brighton. 3t2
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03

MINERAL WONDER for Pyorrhea,
Sores, Eczema, Clements Drug
Store. 3tlU
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
WHO SELECTS?

Women have smiled for years she egotstical
claim Of sentimentahsts that any man may marry
any woman he wishes
she wiz smile again when This is repeated with
some variation by W L. George. the most famous
Of English nove4sts and reputed to know more
about women than any other writer.
In an article in the current number Of Harpers
Magazine. Novelist George has this TO say about
courtshir and love
Assuming that the lover is reasonably young.
not too ill-lOoking not too poor. 1t may almost be
said that any wed any il he knows
how to read her emotional index, how to discover
the moment when VIII listen to him. She may
later be sorry that she has done so but she has
listened Bur one comet seize the moment as a
rabbit suddenly by the the beloved must have
been courted. Companionship however tender is
love. Love let repeat It, is enough.
Skill is required to convert companionshp into true
love II is easy enough for a man to marry
woman by Offering her marriage its novelty and It's
excitements by holding up a home. money. free
dom; that is easy enough and couples thus
welded but it is not so easy to capture womans
whole heart. though It is worth while"
Women will know and many men suspect that this
taking chances reputation.
The real truth is that any woman, given her fair
share of good looks. may marry any she wishes
intention
There is a reason that runs back millions of years
before began TO walk erect for this be true,
for in that dim beginning the female of the species
controlled.
The first form Of organized government was
,natriarchy which dominated and
troued and in which the male was the subjugated
and the slave.
A million years OF Inherited instincts have made
the most unsoDhisticatcd woman wiser the most
skhfuH OF males
Read the history of great men and great rO-
Tnances.
You no longer believe that Caesar and Anthony
conquered shrinking Cleopatra. You know that
these warriors and conquerors were themselves
quered by the smiles of Egyptian queen.
You longer read with brcathess interest OF
Romeo subduing the daughter of Capulet You
read instead of an adventurous youth who was
lected By the daughter his as her prize.
You no longer look upon Napoleon the wooec
Of an aristOcratc Katherine but know that the
daughter of wealth chose the power which had
conquered France
Any man marry any woman he pleases? Absurd,
ridiculous and lacking in truth
But when a wills-she wins
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Wv nat was the name OF Con
stantinOple before it was named thus
by Constantine?
A.-Byzantium wac the name of
the city before it was renamed in
honor Of Constantine. The Roman
emperor adopted this city in $50
A. d. as his capital.
Q.-What is the population lati-
tude and longitude OF Mexico city?
A.-Mexico City is situated on
the plain of Anahuac. at an eleva-
ton of about 1850 feet. The lati-
tude-19 degrees, 26 minutes; longi-
tude, SO degrees and eight minutes
west. The population is. according
to the census of 1900, 1O1, 2OS.
Q.-How far from earth are the
stars that make up the Big Dipper?
A.-The seven stars that make up
the Big Dipper are at different dis
tances from the earth, varying from
40 TO 100 light years. Their average
distance is about 100 light-years, or
coo, 0OO. 0CO, 600, 900 miles.
Q.-HOw can shrinkage in flannel
be prevented?
A.-Pour cold water on IL In tub
and let it soak for some hours. then
stretch and dry. Flannel should al
ways be shrunk before being made
up.
Q.-What is the strength of ice?
Ace two inches thick will bear
a man to walk on; four inches thick
Will bear horses and riders; six
| inches thick will bear teams with
moderate loads: ten inches thick will
sustain a pressure OF 1000 pounds
per square foot.
| Q.-What is the oldest Greek-let-
/ ter college fraternity in the United
States?
A.-The Kappa Alpha founded in
, Union college, schenectady. y. Y, in
! 1925 is the Oldest
Q.-Is there any way TO prevent
the odor of cooking food in the
house?
At is said that a little salt
sprinkled on the stove viii remove
! any disagreeable odor.
I Q.-What is the average life of a
queen bee and other bees?
A queen bee is said TO live
| four years. drones. 4 months. work.
ing bees. months.
Q.-Who was Bloody Mary?"
A-Queen of England, sister Of
Eliza beth. who ruled England from
1888 to 1858
Q-What is the form OF govern
ment OF Lithuania. Esthonia. Tx
raine. Latavia Finland and Austria =?
A-Lithuania. Esthonla. Latvia,
Finland and Austria are republics:
I h
! public.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
4 MORTGAGE on ETERNITY

Philosophers have often said, with truth that the
one purpose of mankind has been to defeat the
common enemy Death
Barbaric kings erected great monuments to their
fame buiIded for themselves great pyramids where
in they might be remembered long after they had
gone.
In our modern day men of wealth endow hos
pitfalls or build Libraries. chisoI their names upon
the granite doors try to stretch beyond
the grave and perpetuate their names and their
memories
1t has been a futile effort. unless it has been
founded ideal
The most lasting monumen; which you VIII find
upon the face of the earth is that erected to the
memory of 1000 nuns who were slaughtered by the
Huns when At.lla and his hordes swept over the
civilized part Europe brutes their purpose and
their desires who looked upon women as their chief
loot and killed when they met with resistance.
There is a church at Cologne. dark gloomy
structure which guards the memories of these
women who died rather than surrender that
choicest possession Of womanhood. their virtue
1t is a gigantic structure, but cold 1t IS a mag
nifcent edifce but dark.
But it holds the skulls of hve thousand women.
each I'm its little niche, each cherished as a token
of the fact that brutality and savagery must ever
fail when pitted against ideal.
These women uelonged TO an order dedicated to
virtue. to sacrihce. to the service of mankind.
They lived in this Germanic city and from it sent
forth their siserhood carry the message and the
sight of the higher place which women were destined
hold in the eternal scneme of things.
They were among the frs. to make the protest
AGAINST women being mere chattels of mankind.
They held 20 the ideal of virtue. of chastity. of
obnegauon.
And then came the victorious. brutal hordes. who
looked upon them with eyes Of last and who saw
them only as means of satisfaction OF every brutal
desire which they held in hearts which beat in
unison with that Of the wolf
These women preferred death TO the sacrifice OF
their ideals
They refused 20 surrender to force.
They chung to the ideals on which their lives
bulded.
They died. rather than surrender the faith that
was within them.
And today rs they have been for centuries.
their skulls are preserved, carefully protected
guarded in reverence.
That they died in the protection OF their virtue
means htt-e-except that other women taking heart,
have learned 10 prize an ideaI OF life beyond life
itself
They died because they had already attained some
part OF eternity ny coming in accord with the eternal
PRINCIPLES of HE wherein the length of life matters
little and the basis OF life means all
Attiua and his savage followers are remembered
FOR their brutality.
Their victims are enshrined in fond memories.
The savage instincts have become abhorred. The
virtues OF their victims have snatched eternity from
che heavens and taken it for their own.
Those who want 10 mortgage the future may ind
the lesson. Il easy. Your claim on eternity mus;
be purchased with an IDEAL for which you are ready
30 ole.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
More Truth
0Than pOotru
~ danes 8 MQntaSI2 q
DOOMED

DOOMED
I am fearful that my beagle.
That I've loved for years and years
And stiu cherish. soon VIII perish
From this place OF wrath and
tears.
I'll be left a GUM and lonely
And a melancholy man,
For my beagle bat a Kleagle
OF the Klu Klux Khan
He was playing in the orchard,
A. the setting Of the sun,
When. a solemn shefted column
Up the road came on the run
And the man who through his mask
peered.
As he led the mystic van
Like an eagle. was a Kleagie
OF the Klu kluN Khan.
Rayfuuy the beagle glnJ5oled
To the center Of the street.
Gaily yipping. slyly nipping
At the long and flowing sheet
And eslsoons his teeth were tearing
At the ankle of a man
Luckless beagle-at the Kleagie
OF the KIu klux Khan,
Awful Is the Kluxian vengeance:
Ere another year goes by.
I am fearful that my cheerful
Little puppy dog must die
Hant -h'H Cd ~ieh also
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

N.-now many words are used by
the average individual?
A-The average individual uses
only about 1000 words, that is if he
doesn't do much thinking. If he
is educated talks we'll and reads
and writes a moderate amount, his
vocabulary would be from 5000 to
5000 words Shakespeare is con
sidered TO have had very wonder
ful vocabulary Of Is. 600 words and
Muton's was about 5000
Q-How big are the 'fbig trees
of California?
A.-The largest Of these trees is
over 30 feet in diameter ten feet
from the ground. and the tallest are
over 300 feet high. The Fallen
Monarch" was one of the grandest
in the grove. As IL now lies pros
trate upon the earth. its diameter
averages over 20 feet for more than
100 feet i'm length. The top part
of the butt end has been destroyed
by fire How long the tree has laid
there is unknown. The wood OF
these trees is a specie Of cedar. One
can climb the Fallen Monarch by
the aid Of ladder and walk along
il far over a hundred feet. The
Grizzly Giant is - feet in diameter
nine feet from the ground. At the
height of 100 feet, the first limb
comes out and that limb is six feet
in diameter. The Telescope Tree"
is about 100 feet high. the top or
it above having been destroyed by
fire.
Q.-Is borax good for the hair?
A.-WasE ing the hair in borax is
very good unless the hair has a
tendency TO be dry and if so, oil
shampoo is best TO cure this.
Q.-Where was Mary. Queen OF
Scot buried2
A..SIary. Queen of Scots. was
frs; buried at Petersburg in 1887,
and in 1912 her body was removed
70 Westminster Abbey.
On what year was Mohammed
born2
Aft reliance can be placed upon
the statements that Mohammed was
about S. years old when he died, the
traditional date of his birth $40 A.
D, would be Approximately correct.
Dut tradition also connects his birth
with "the year of the elephant"
The march upon Mecca by Abraha,
the Abyssinian ruler of Yemen. az
the instance Of Justinian. who was
at war with khosrau I, must have
occurred before 562 It is therefore
doubtful when the prophet was born
His birthplace was undoubtedly
Mecca. He was the son OF Abdallah
of the family OF Hashim and Amina
of the family OF Zuhra.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

the treaty Of Versailles fixed new boundaries. dc
stroy x. That map viii Ie worthless year hence
And remember That it is your dollars that make
al this possible. As hong this country consents
10 delay in payment while large armies main
tanned long IL consents to further root there
untu greed spurs victors TO further loot. there
viii be wars and menaces or wars.
Wise business men. whose incomes depend upon
selling abroad should their affairs basis
OF being suffers 10 armed camps instead Of trading
with working industrious communities
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
HE GOT THE JOB.

\ business man advertised for a
boy the other night.
When he arrived at the office the
next morning there were some 50
boys already in line.
He opened his desk and was just
about TO begin examining the ap-
plicants when his stenogra pher
handed him a card, on which was
scribbled:
Don't do anything until you see
me. I'm the last kid in line-but
I'm telling you-Tm there with the
goods"
Our idea Of the best after dinner
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
OUR COAL A-B-C

IMMEDIATE IGNITION means
that our coal lights easily. burns
steadily. leaves little ash. proving
our coal to be a good coal. Try one
OF our 2001 pound tons OF Premium.
Old Bend. Amber Jacket or Block
Joe and be convinced. c II. De-
Frees. 315 S. Taylor 81. Main 279;
Lincoln 527s Coal. Lime. Cement.
Face Brick and General Building
Supplies. Adv. 8sI-66
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

THE OUNCE OF PREVENTION
About the only way murder can
be stopped in New Jersey il oy
watching everybody TO see that they
do not commit II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Ere my years round out their
span
For my beagle bit a Kleagle
OF the Klu Klux Kan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
IMMUNE

There - one advantage OF being
member OF the Greek Cabinet. They
are never peStered by life insurance
agents.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
The News-Times Bureau of
Questions and Answers
QUESTIONS ANSWERED


"
Y. C,
closing cents ia VIII
uOtbe con
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

-reN-h in the word -, w alter,
bring ne the check please"
TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
In a western hotel the other day
there was a reunion OF World war
heroes. when the head clerk. who
was a first Lieutenant. called the
porter. who was his caItain, and
the head waiter. who was lieuten-
ant-colonel. and had them throw
out a former general who was clut-
tering I'D the chairs in the lobby.
The funniest thing around a news
raper Office after Christmas has
passed is the enormous number OF
the men who have been presented
with pocketbcoks for Christmas
gifts.
We frequently try to blame the
national administration, the tariff
or the late war for a condition of
affairs which down in our heart we
know devihsh wen was brought
about by ourselves.
Little Evelyn followed in her
fathers footsteps sufficiently last
night to run her automobile into
the family bookcase.
Her abb was that the differential
seemed to be full Of rain water.
Tom Brandon's boy has got a new
radio set so large and complete
that he can hear Spark Plug run
ming in the races at Havana All
the customers viii remember the
other day when Spark Plug was
shown running into a restaurant be
hind Barney Google. The crash
in the restaurant was plainly heard
over the Brandon radio. old T. II.
tells US.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

WHERE SUCCESS BEGINS.
A Lretty good firm is Watch & Waite
And another is Att. Early & Late,
And still another is Doc & Waret;
But the best Is probably Grin &
Barrett.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Green flies reproduce very rapid
y. 10 generations being possible in
&c weeks
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
PLENTY o. MATERIAL

What with Couzens end Ants the
senate ought to have no trouble IN
making up a foreign relations COM
mittee
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

That. we believe. rings down the
curtain on the 1922 Towers Christ
mas party For the next u months
all we wall have 10 do Is TO listen
TO approximately a half million ac-
laintances who inquire what Ter
centage OF the fund we get per
sonaily. at the same time laffing in
a dirty fashion after we have ex-
planned that we get nothing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Ne atc pleased 40 acknowledge
the receipt Of $3.50 additional for
The Towe-'s Christmas fund. which
makes the total S3,O65.7S. The
t4.5O came from George Hastings
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Jimmy Oliver gave his secretary.
Jake Heckaman. s25 for the fund
early last week. Jim said il was
The big surprise OF his entire life
when he learned from us that Jake
had not gone south with the dona-
ton.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

tn be a shame II Sarah Bern
hardts lnness is so prolonged that
her next final tour of America will
be delayed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27
The Tower
TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
Dill ARMSTRONG

-,geOrh in the word il. Waiter
bring ne the check please"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Money talks" says Lucius Miller,
so I guess that's the reason they
put a woman's head on a silver dol
lar"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Our idea of the best after-dinner
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Her aHbi was that the differential
seemed 10 be full Of rain water
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-27

Little Evelyn followed in her
fathers footsteps sufficiently last
night TO run her automobile into
the family bookcase.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1922
MILLION POUNDS
OF HOPS SHIPPED

Independence. A million
pounds Of hops, stored in the
Southern Pacific and other ware
houses at Independence for more
than a year, have been shipped
to New York city for export to
Ireland when the British embargo
is raised. The shipment is the bal
ance Of the 1921 crop and is
made by Bishop Bros. of Salem.
to George A. La Vie of New York.
representative of the great brew
cry concern of Guinness of Dub
lin, Ireland.
The million pounds is approxi-
mately 5000 bales and comprises
about one half of the shipment
of Oregon hops to New York at
this time by Bishop Bros. The
Guinness breweries use from 5O.-
900 to 10000 bales of hops a year
and the Dublin concern is demand
ing that the American hops be
admitted at this time on the
ground that the price is lower
and the quality better. 1t is ex-
pected that sufficient pressure
will be brought to bear on the
director of imports to open the
market for American hops at an
early date, and in anticipation of
this the hops are being assembled
in New York.-Enterprise.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09
BURGLARS ENTER
2HOMES;;STEAL
JEWELRY, MONEY

Money, jewelry and clothing
made up the loot Of burglars who
last night entered two Salem
dwellings, according to investiga-
tions made by Police Sergeant
Birtchet and Patrolman Thomp-
son.
A gold watch, valued at $50;
currency in the sum of $50. some
silver and 5000 check were stol-
en- from the ]. F. Hughes resi-
dence, 567 South High street. Po-
lice found that entrance had been
gained through the south window
tof the living room. The burglars
had then made their way upstairs
and stole the valuables from Mr..
Hughes clothing.
At the 0. w. Dewitt home, 459
Oak street, only a gray overcoat,
which had been hanging in the
hall, was stolen. Entrance was
gained through a window in the
east hall.
Police were inclined to think
the work was that of profession
ais.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09
AGED WOMAN IUMDLES
THREE STORIES; UNHURT

Seattle, Wash, Dec. s.--Mrs.
Margaret Clarke, mother OF the
Rev. Chauncey ]. Hawkins OF this
city. is alive after tumbling three
stories from window in her
apartment here to the ground She
is 70 years old. Electric wires are
thought to have broken her fall,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09

Berlin-The German govern
ment has decided to pay the fines
levied by the allies against two
Bavarian cities for recent attacks
on allied officers, it was announc-
led.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09

Russia is to have. new minister
for trade and commerce. What will
de her most good is an evangelist
to stage revival.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-12-09

The Irish will have won when
they are one.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-04-13
Sweily Pride,

Mrs. John d. Rockefeller, Jr., made
q graceful little speech at the opening
Of the Grace Dodge hotel In Wash
ington. This hotel, which Mrs. Rookie
Teller helped to found, is exclusively
for women. 1t has many novel fea-
lures, among them elaborately equipped
rooms where woman guests may laun-
der their own linen.
comfortable, even luxurious as our
hotel Is" said Mrs. Rockefeller, there
are some women who will hesitate to
patronize It out of pride. Pride! Such
pride reminds me of story.
"'Father, what Is a swellT little
boy once asked.
IA swell, SON the father an
swered, is lazy loafer whose sole
claim 70 inn ortancc lies in the fact
that he once had IN ancestor who
devoted his life to hard ana honest
work."