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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

''The average blond has lac, 900 hairs on her
head" says science. Brunets are demanding
a recount.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

When a girl runs her fingers through a
mans hair it is time to give up or go home
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

French" says Britisher, "don't consider
Germany 'armless
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

On the screen they often marry; off the
screen they marry often
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Chicago opera is in debt There are few
notes out of reach.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Marriages are essential" says French
writer. Yes, no home is complete without one.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The rate of exchange between foreign coun-
tries and the United States is several thousand
gallons day.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The world gets more efficient every day.
Making love takes only half as long as it once
did.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The only trouble with Thrift Week is we need
81 more of them.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Employers, merchants and employees
were invited today to attend Trade
Union Revival at the DANA hall, Ra-
cine. Samuel Gompers, president of
the American Federation of Labor will
be the principal speaker.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

St. Louis man who dropped dead in a phone
booth must have gotten his right number the
first time.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Some husbands are easy to please while 9th
ers are not henpecked
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Walker of Stockton on Tees, England,
invented the friction match in 1929.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

This expression ocean of trouble" means
Atlantic and Pacific.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Farmers raise crops in the summer an
questions in the winter.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

A pipe bursted at the plant of the
Balm Wagon works yesterday causing
considerable damage. The result will
throw several men out of work for at
least three days!so4s
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The official register showed that Ke-
nosha enjoyed q temperature of eigh-
teen to twenty degrees below zero yes
terday.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

"Women's clothes are a joke" says re
former. The joke is on them.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

1.-TWO Saw Way Out of Jail'-headline. They
took it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Most dangerous case any doctor has is his
medicine case
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The early bird to return north also catches it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Washington, D. c., has 80 parks with
a combined area of $500 acres.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

An apartment is no place like home.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The home expensive thing on earth is max
ing history.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Let's hope the Irish dove Of peace has gone
home to roost
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26
Happenings
rs Years Ago
January ID, 1897.

Col. W. w. Strong was reelected
president of the Sons of the American
Revolution at its annual state conven-
ton in Milwaukee. Two new members
from Kenosha were admitted: Julius
H. Kimball and Nelson A. Pennoyer
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

A man stole railroad engine in Milwaukee.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Russians don't get by on their looks.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Police were sent to watch the round-house.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

A family on your hands keeps them busy.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

The hicks make the hic's.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

What a man has often has him.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

asks an editorial. Mr.. Kemp will be an old
man.
"The average blond has 100000 hairs on her
head" says science. Brunets are demanding
a recount.
The rate of exchange between foreign coun-
tries and the United States is several thousand
gallons day.
st. Louis man who dropped dead in phone
booth must have gotten his right number the
first time.
The world gets more efficient every day.
Making love takes only half as long as it once
did
Marriages are essential" says a French
writer. Yes, no home is complete without one
When girl runs her fingers through a
mans hair it is time to give up or go home.
"Womens clothes are a Joke" saws a re-
former. The joke is on them.
Farmers raise crops in the summer and
questions III the winter.
On the screen they often marry; off the
screen they marry often
Chicago opera is in debt There are few
notes out of reach.
This expression ocean of trouble" means
Atlantic and Pacific.
Some husbands are easy to please while 9TH
ers are not henpecked.
French" says Britisher, "don't consider
Germany 'armless
The only trouble with Thrift Week is we need
81 more of them.
Let's hope the Irish dove of peace has gone
home to roost
Most dangerous case any doctor has is his
medicine case.
1.-TWO Saw Way Out of ail''-headline. They
took it.
The home expensive thing on earth is max
ing history.
man stole a railroad engine in Milwaukee.
The early bird to return, north also catches it.
Police were sent to watch the round-house
A family on your hands keeps them busy
-------------------
Russians don't get by on their looks.
An apartment is no place like home.
What man has often has him.
Tho hicks mako tho bic,c
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-01-26

Fur coats are made by skinning dumb brutes
usually father.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
A Newspaper That Serues
TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1922.
BATTLING SINCE 1S4e

I1E flrst strike ever staged by American coal
miners was in iS49, A local union, organized in
the Pennsylvania anthracite field struck for higher
pay and better working condition. The strike failed
1t decade before miners again organized
Since then there have been hundreds of walkoutS
OF various size and in various mining Districts.
Among the hundreds of strikes only five were
big enough to be compared with the present one
which breaks all records for number OF men in
volved.
During the panic of 1898 miners wages were
eat To regain this loss about 100000 bitumnous
miners struck the following year. After disorders
and ca ing out of militia in four states this strike
ended in compromise.
In 1897 there was an overproduction Of coal.
Anticipating wage cut in a dull market 10000
miners struck for three months. BY then coal was
scarce and wage cuts out of the question
The 1897 strike was the first major victory of
the United Mine Workers OF America 1t led, in
1893 to firm establishment of collective bargaining
between the union and the operators OF the Central
Competitive District, the heart OF the bitumnous
industry.
The anthracite strike OF 1900 won a wage increase
OF 10 to 10 per cent for the $4,000 miners involved.
Two years later the 10000 anthracite miners
walked out. After strike OF % weeks the Roose-
welt commission raised their pay 10 per cent They
returned to work with three years contract.
lu 1919 about 595,0O0 miners struck They IL
rally won wage increase averaging y per cent.
Seventy-three years OF intermittent strikes in the
coal fields 1t is OF the oldest OF all labor con-
troversies.
The fact that permanent settlement has been
found in nearly three -fourths OF a century is due
largely to peculiar problem in the cold industry
seasonal buying.
Seasonal buying that coal sales during
certain months are dull Miners then laid off,
for the mines do not operate long when they have
no market.
This condition necessitates keeping labor sur
plus i'll the coal fields to handle orders when they
show up like maintaining firemen in ideness, await
ing outbreak Of fire.
II you can solve this predetermined way to
induce homes and businesses TO buy more coal
during dull months-you have the key to labor
battle waged since ls49
For above all, what the miners always want is
steady employment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
BertOnBraleyS Daily Poem

sick TO death OF stories the ills of married life
Where the husbands always cruel 10 his poor
neglected wife.
Where she weeps through many pages and she sighs
through many
Just because he fails Kiss as he leaves her
the door:
I'm sick of reading tales
Where the lady sobs and walls
When her hubby spends evening the club:
Where her spouse's lghtest fault
Makes her ready salt
Till days supply would overflow a tub.
l sick of sckly stories on the ills of married life
Where they always blame the husband and they
blame the wife,
Where the better half sits broodng a lot of bit.
ter
And there's any hint of what her husband
undergoes;
Amt there anyone in sight
With the honesty write
OF the husband who is frazzed to a rag
BY the everlasting peeves
OF who believes
That her matrimonial duty is 10 nag?
In the interests of justice let harred married male
In firm and manly fashion give his version OF
the tale,
Let him breakfast lectures let him tell of bed
time rows
Let him paint brutal picture of thankless thrftess
spouse
Such a wife is very rare
But the portraits just fair
As that poor neglected Wife" sort of STUFF
II the publish
And the weep thereat.
Then to print the other side is fair enough,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
Editorial of the Day
EVIL LITERATURE

Boy Scouts in FL Paso have organized a movement
to stop the sale their city OF indecent literature and
In their efforts they should be united support
OF the whole citizenship There several periodicals
to be found on sale in most towns and ctesand
manding a ready sale, too-which vile and
vicious and produced by depraved individuals
as their editors authors, that they not be dis.
trtouted through the United states mails but sent
broadcast by express These periodicals. OF which
purport to be reform" organs. eagerly read by
gowing boys and girls who consume their vile and filthy
jokes and absorb the evil be found in their sug.
gesuve articles stories and puns Such literature should
be banished from every In Texas for IL is n mem
ace TO the moral welfare Of boys and girls wherever
IL is permitted circulation The action OF the
citizenship of each town will destroy i-Brown-
wood Bulletin
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
HE GOLDENCIRL'
J BY PHYLLIS WLllpS Z

AT these words Mrs. Cameron laughed
heartily. you should really be a writer
my child" she said between gusts OF
merriment. There's nothing too strange
for you to say and think about your
fellowmen, is there?"
Now mummy. ! know everything S
all right. when you laugh that way.
Tell me | do look like dream, like
the heroine in X. w. Chambers book.
lie always makes dreams and divin-
tiles out of the most ordinary domestic
products. II makes me giggle all the
time I'm reading. Maybe ! will be all
authoress some day" she said suddenly
turning serious. maybe. but right now
I'm going TO my first dance. want
10 look and feel lik a goddess. II only
had real past, ia be happier, but
it's just grand 10 rememmer tnat ! have
future.
(To be continued)
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04

Chief of Police j. o. Peters said
this morning that Tatum was gooi
officer, had always showed good judg-
ment, was loyal Ia the force and was
conservative. Tatum was the secont
sheriff of Pittsburg county. having
held that office for four years. Jarvis
is q years old and lives in Haley
Vile. His father owns furniture
store there.
Jarvis two companions. Welch and
Richards are being held III the county
jail
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
ILONA CONQUE ERS

Il declare Honey, YOU almost do de-
serve to be a failure if you won't listen
to us. Everyone will stare you 10 death
out at Rocky Point, tonight. Mork my
words, went on Mrs. Cameron, rue.
fully, as she watched with unconcealed
dismay this determined young thing
pirouetting happily up and down before
the mirror in spite Of all reproaches.
Wont that be just too exciting for
words. Think of being an object of
scandal before ones even been properly
brought out" she went on, mischiev.
ously. as she pulled at wayward curl,
but never you mind, mummy darling,
I've dragged myself out if anything goes
wrong. You're not one teeny bit to
Lame. Wouldn't it be perfectly delicious
10 be speculated about the way every
one is doing over poor Mrs. Glenden.
ming. who's moved into the Castle. They
really don't know any more about me
than they do about her and she's not
such a heap older than me either so
that's not what's against her. She's just
another little Miss No.one from No
where, But she's been in Paris, know,
studied music there. | do envy her"
Iona, you are incorrigible. What on
earth should make you compare yourself
with Alicia Glendenning?' asked her
mother.
why lots of things. She's come here
from the clouds, so to speak. Her hus.
bands dead, course that's where we
dc differ. though goodness knows
might have had one, too. for all anyone
here could tell! Several girls in the
camp were married at fifteen" sh went
on. ITS only because ! belong to the
Camerons Of Cameron Hall. Cameron
county. Kentucky. that I'm allowed to
pass unchalenged. | realize that now,
mother But then no one in Wellington
can be quite sure that they are not snub-
hing and scandal.mbonging about an ex-
European queen or princess, when they
carve up Mrs Glendenning over their
tea tables. There are ever so many roy
alties floating about the world now,
you know. and many of them have
bought homes and settled down in
strange, quiet places just like she has"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
TEN YEARS AGO
Happenings in Carter County and
ArdmOre rs told by the files
Of the Ardmoreite.

undersheriff Fred Williams had an
negro whom he had taken prisoner. AZ
Main and Caddo the negro, who was
Icing taken TO Jail, broke loose. Officer
Williams shot at him, the bullet taking
effect in the shoulder but il only made
the man run faster. Later the negro
was located In the northwest part of the
city and landed in Jail.
Miss Vera Olive OF Ardmore has been
appointed by Governor Cruce as a dele.
and Child Labor to be held this year
AT Chattanooga, Tenn.
Col. Jack Love. chairman Of the state
corporation commission, was an Ard
more visitor today. Colonel Love tolu
the Ardmoreite he believed the Ardn ore.
Lawton. Duncan road would be built
without doubt
A large number Of Carter county
farmers are in town today, purchasing
the last of the Santa Fe kaffir corn
and cane seed
Mrs. l.. IL. Love is entertaining quite
house party of relatives who have
arrived TO pay her a visit before at
tending the Hamm-Love wedding III
pauls Valley April Il.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
NO ONE KNOWS

A / the North Pole, the thermometer never drops
lower than % degrees below zero. Frequently it
gets that cold in northwestern states and south
ern Canada.
Havre, Mont, once registered 6S below zero, the
coldest ever recorded in the United States
Vihjalmur Stefansson, Arctic explorer makes
the comparison in his lectures exploding popular
beliefs about the supposed frgidiy OF the Far North
In northern Alaska and Canada, along the shores
OF the Arctic Oceon, the snowfall is so light that
II you scattered 100 walnus on the ground in au-
tumn you'd be able to count 90 OF them sticking
out OF the snow, any time during the winter
The record snowfall IN the United States was
nearly "a feet. This occurred Is years ago at Tam
arack, in the Sierra Nevada Mountains OF Califor-
MA.
In the Klondike gold rush more prospectors died
OF summer sunstroke in Dawson than persisted OF
winter cold
Stefiansson thinks that by 1870 Americans will
be eating S0000OoO pounds OF reindeer meat a
year shipped from The Far North. Central Alaska
soon will be growing all the wheat it needs
Stefansson believes the Arctic Circle is a com
ing country. He SAYS it is possible for a tramp ia
hobo his way to the North Pole and back. carrying
only harpoon, using seal meat for food and seal
fat Tor fuel
= =
These fallaeies have been handed down to ms nv a
chain OF textbook writers who re-wrote the "old
stuff. posing authorities on the Far North
though they never there TO check up
How much OF our supposed knowledge in othei
fields is really misiniormaton inherited from the il.
norance OF long agoi
When father went to school. he was taught that
parallel lines. indefinitely prolonged. never meet
Einstcn proves chat parallel lines do meet.
Transmutatcn OF metals vas universally accepted
f....
say they'll soon be turning lead into gold though
the cost may be prohibitive.
Men used to be imprisoned for saying that tn,
earth is round, not flat Modern man. no mattei
how improbable suggestion may be- says, I'm
open to conviction. Let's your facts
Truth comes az mans prejudice agsins, new
ideas dies
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
FULL LABOR TICKET
ANNOUNCES IN ATOKA

ATOKA, Okla The Atoka county
campaign promises TO be one OF the
hottest ones ever waged Numerous
candidates have already announced
and the Farmer.Labor Reconstruction
league has put out complete county
ticket.
Among those asking for reelection
are Sheriff j. w. Phillips. County Treas
urer L. NJ. wilkins; Floyd Lack, court
clerk; w. Il. Kimbrough. county clerk;
Ira j. Banta. county attorney: J. n.
Linebaush. district Judge; II. c. Elrod
county assessor; c. NJ. Conwill. county
superintendent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04

so that ii will less blood. Apply water
to limit the swelling. This may be done by laying on
cloths wrung out in cold water, by sprnklng the joint
with cold water or by placing IL under cold tap.
Keep this treatment "a AS hours. 10 not
allow the patient to move the joint With knee and
ankle sprains the patient should permitted TO
walk.
In strain the same thing has happened in a
spran, but in this the injury is in the and
not in the cords One knows practically always when
he has strained a muscle
A doctor is seldom needed Rest is necessary inst
as in sprain Rubbing will relieve Half water and
half alcohol is 4 good mixture for this purpose
Rubbing should always be toward the body At
first it must be light OF the pain.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
ADiIR ATTORNEY SORRY HF
COULDN'T KILL M.A\SMEN

MUSKOGEE. Okla.-"I am only sorry
them was the statement George o.
Grant. county attorney Of Adair county.
made over the lons distance telephone
al Stllweli To the Times Democrat Mon
day when asked whether he intended
prosecuting men dressed as ku kuS
kl1nsmen who kidna ped him on the
streets of Wcsvillc last Thursday night.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
GALLICURCI CANCELS HER
FRISCO ENGAGEMENT

SAN FRANCISCO. - Nine. Amelia
Galli.Curci. was forced to concel her
concert engagement here because Of
a severe COLI contracted after a re.
cent appearance in Portland, Oregon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04
DIR. BISHOPS ADVICE
HOW TO TREAT SPRAINS
BY DIR. X. II. BISHOP

HE stretching of the cords about q
joint results in breaking small blooi
vessels and the escape of blood.
This is called ap,ain.
There Is pain in the joint at once,
which is increased by motion. There
is swelling. but the bones are not
broken and the head Of the bone is
not out of place
Remember, severe sprain is no
joke. When in doubt send for doc.
tor.
But do not wait for him. Raise the
injured iOint as miIph nc noSsihle
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04

You can't get ahead IN the worSu
IL you spend your time getting even.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-04

Mint Is .srowing Wild in the woods
and so is tne julep.
The New York herald., 1922-04-23

put will be exceeded, but this again
depends on the labor available and the
effect of the eight hour day.
The Aisne Department is another
which stands out by reason of tho
widespread damage caused. In 1914
the German armies completely over
ran il, though after the Marne battles
the line was stabilized at the Chemin
des DANES. between scissors and
Laon. In 1913. again, the final Ger
man push covered il with ruins from
Chateau Thierry 70 the Belgian from
tier, or 500 communes, some very
thickly populated, there We're only
10 10 whicL the enemy never pene-
trated. while 725 We're severely af-
fected. In 1914 the department boastei
of S.211 kllometers of good roads.
BY 1918 6,391 of them had been
totally or partially destroyed. BY
1921 2.252 of them were again in as
good order as before the war, while
4,139 We're improved BY the same
date 267 ldlometers Of canals had
been put in working order again.
against 342 before the war, of which
,329 were totally destroyed. OF the
damaged fields 620,567 hectares were
being cultivated; 6l1.2sS had been
cleared of projectiles; 20,513,100 tons
of munitions had been destroyed: H.
700 wooden houses and $500 of more
solid materials, had been set up, not TO
speak Of 317 mairies, 396 school
houses. 2S5 churches, 90 post offices
and hospitals.