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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03

4 group of boys representing sev'
eral denominations were discussing
the mode of baptism" They all un-
dcrstood how Baptists initiated their
candidates. and one Of the number ex-
planned that the l'rcsbyterians Just
put some water on the head l'ut
they were not sure rs to the Metho'
dists' plan, 20 at the suggestion OF
While they made call on his aunt
and asked her about it
The lady was busy watering the
lawn with the garden hose. and upon
hearing the inquiry replied, "Oh, the
Methodists sprinkle
Thoreupon Joe ran home with wide
open eyes Mamma" he said.
guess how the Methadlsjs haptize.
Willes Aunt Loltic says that they
turn the hose IN en-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03

IN IHE DAYS MEMS

SENATOR WILLIAM 4 BOkAH
THE decision of Senator Borah Of
Idahp TO fight the four-power
treaty recently signed in Washing
ton has greatly disappointed President
Harding and administration leaders,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03

his head from which protruded the
front paws and head of large turtle
he had jut caught in the river.
Lets have some fun with the OLD
darky," said the ventriloquist. so
he threw his voice into the basket;
What are you going to do with me!.
The old darky stopped and rolled
his eyes toward the basket and then
moved on.
Again the question was asked sup
posedly by the turtle: What are
you going to do with me?"
The old man stopped and asked:
"Did you speak to me?"
The voice replied: Eyes, | said
what are you going TO do with me?
The old negro; a picture of fright
replied: "I's gwine ter drap you right
heahi" And he dropped basket ana
turtle and fled
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03
Timely Views Not the News
POISON FIGHTING MUST BE OUTLAwED IF CIVIL
ZATION Is TO BE SAVED. SAYS ARMS
CONFERENCE ADVISER

"DOISON fighting be outawed by the world be-
if allowed develop it will destroy civili
all that good in human instinct said Carm
Thompson, member of the American advisory committee
OF the conference for the limitation of armament.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03
tGe Se Spur tGs 2t Moment
4 LITTLE SLICE o. LIFE

Telephone bell rings.
Mrs. Purvis goes to answer It,
Sweet voice asks
is Mr.. Purvis there. please?"
Yes. snaps Mrs. PurVis.
"Just minute III call him."
Thank you much,
Says the sweet voice.
Mr. Purvis goes TO the phone
He holds long conversation
In a low tone of voice
1t is quite confidential.
When he is through Mrs. Purvis
Asks, who that woman"
What woman" asks Mr.. Purvis.
What woman, indeed snaps Mrs. Purvis
THE woman you talked to- of course
IL talked to woman says he.
"A woman called you TO the phone"
"oh, yes. That have been
Mr. Bilknss private secretary
She put in the call"
Mrs. Purvis glares menacingly
That's old stuff, Henry"
IL was talking TO Mr.. Bilkns.
l have deceived you my dear"
'Ha, ha! chirps his better half
81 know you never have
And YOU will.
You've pulled that secretary stuff
On me twenty-five times, Henry,
And you have put il over.
What do you think dumbel?"
oh what's the use?" sighs Mr.. Purvis.
There amt use" declares the Mrs
And she is dead right,
There amt
We believe the Count Lascelles who viii wed Princess
Mary has many'sided personality We have seen s47
newspaper pictures OF him. and two Of them
:: 4 =
REGARDING SALARIES
Babe Ruth will get $4,000 a year and the other boys
are getting things Strengthened for the coming year
Following the schedule to date:
babe Ruth -------------------s 10000
Trs Speaker 10000
President Harding 5000
Judge Lands 1880
Roy Moulton l07.0 900
I. Z! !.
Her family thought she had a voce-that she could
act The friends Of her family said that they thought
she could act and had voice. She to believe
that she could do both Finally she Broadway
To look for job. She would accept $500 a week. That
might her for becoming professional She never
job. but the family still think that she can act and
has a voice.
Moral-An amateur Broadway is like a SNOWFALL
IN Hades.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03

breathe? The world is ready believe to thai
question by prohibiting the Of poison in all forms in
modern warfare"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-01-03
A Newspaper That Serues

SPEAK THE GOOD WORD
HeavnesS in the heart of man maketh
W. it stoop: but good word maketh ii
gad.-ProverbS 1925.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

Women are said to be more valu- able than men for work in delicate eye tests.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

the school would be in class exercises during the third period and about half the fourth period, During fhe luncheon assembly period students who live near and prefer to do SO, might bo allowed to go home for the mid.day meal,
 some of Advantages
 "Some Of the advantages of Il luncheon arrangement such as l have suggested may be summed up as fol, lows;
 "l, II makes possible q more econ omical division of time,
 ?, By avoiding q hurry at meal time, 1t is hygiencally good,
 a, II frees the student earlier in the afternoon for open air activities,
 A. II makes possible, every day and without interference with the class work, general exercises for large groups,
 6. If promotes better attendance by removing the temptation to stay away from school for the remainder of the day.
 C, II provides good conditions for those who must have their luncheon away from home,
 ', Ii does not prevent those who live near the school from being at home for the mid day meal.
 &. It is in accordance with the practice of the majority of the best high schools today"
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
NO OPPOSITION TO
 WOODS ANTICIPATED
Acting Prosecutor Will Be Continued In OfiiCc by C. Q. P. Caucus
 Tonight, Is Bclicf

Ma opposition to Lawyer J, G. Woods as prosecuting attorney is an- ticipatcd at the caucus of republican council members to be held tonight in the mayors office The election Of Lawyer w. M, Greenstein as assist ant prosecutor. is also expected. This fact became known today after a number of councilmen had interested themselves in the matter
 Mr. Woods has been handling the business of the prosecutors office since last September without the aid of an assistant Mir. Greenstein, al- though one Of the city's youngest lawyers, is one of the most prominent members of the legal fraternity here.
 The caucus will also select com mites and mayor pro tenn. The election of Alderman !. F. Gill of the second ward is expected. Alderman F. Raymond Gilpatric will also be candidate. It is not expected that the name of Anderman-elec J. Gustav Johnson will be introduced as q can ddate.
 Councilman A. F. F,ichstaedt has n- formed members of the council that he will not consider the chairmanship of the salary committee for another year. The election of Councilman B. c. Mercy is expected.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

Napoleon Bonaparte declared "The only happiness lies in sleep.'
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

our vocational building, provision should, at the same time, be made for cquipping. n school luncheon room in a part of the basement.
 There has been considerable just criticism of our present session ar- rangcment because the afternoon work begins at 1;05 o'clock and there by interferes with the monday ar engagements of many families.
 Transportation Problem
 Tt should also be kept in mind that this school serves the remotest parts Of our city and that, to save trolley fares, many pupils walk back and forth at noon time, between the school plant and their homes. In many cases the walk, both ways, con sumes an hour and often leaves in- adequate time for eating. To reduce this hardship upon students of this group, many special passes are issued to provide for an early dismissal in the morning or for a late entrance in the afternoon.
 These passes make no small inter- ference with the regularity of our work We cannot defer the opening of the afternoon session without short oning unduly the open air period in the latter part of the afternoon.
 One Of Five Cities
 "A year ago through the question: naire sent to S1 large high schools in nineteen states, from Maine to Cali fornia, ] learned that but five of these schools did not have a school lunch- con.
 "The luncheon could be administer ed most economically through the services of our home economics de- partment. Miss Hungerford and Mrs. Porter could administer it. The charges to students would cover all cost for additional service and could still be kept at a figure within their means In connection with the serv- ice a luncheon brought from home.
 With a luncheon service we could have a continuous session. In the schedule four luncheon groups are provided for, and a luncheon period
 of thirty-four minutes. With next years enrolment each of these lunch con groups would consist of approXi- mately two hundred and seventy five students.
 All regular students in the school would be in class exercises the first, second and fifth periods. About half
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
4 CHINESE CHAMP!oS

san Francisco. April 1S.--George Washington Lee, a California Chinese boy returned to this city yesterday on the steamer Ranking from China whore he holds the bantam and light weight championships. Lee defeated every aspirant to those titles in the Orient and now wants to meet un- convinced pugilists in the United States.
 Ancil Hoffman, Lees manager who came with him, said match had been arranged with Johnny Buff, ban tamweight champion.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
SEEK FUNDS FOR
 SI45,OOO SCHOOL
New Building for Trade Work
 Will Give City 30 More Rooms

Reporting for the school accom- modations committee, E.. Clayton Goodwin told the school board yostor- day afternoon that the new trade school, to be erected on South Main street, will cost approximately sl46,- 900, instead of sl0h, ,00n as was first estimated, The committee are ,au- thori2ca to Eo before the board of n- nance and taxation and ask for such an appropriation.
 30 New school Rooms
 The new building will afford 80 ad- ditiona rooms, each 24N3o feet,
 After Committeeman G, w. Traut reported that the stato insists upon the placing of fire escapes in several local schools, il was voted to secure bids on the work. The City Meeting board turned down an appropriation for this purpose.
 The finance committee was instruct cd to take proper steps to secure the S4,000 transferred from the omer- gency fund to the school board for use in maintaining q dental clinic. Plans have been made to retain q part
 
 nurses at s1,200 a year, each. An ad- visory board will be named, consist ing of the superintendent of health, one dentist and one physician.
 Would Hire Physician.
 At the next meeting of the board, the committee on health and santa- tion will present revised rules govern ing it's work. Included will be a rec ommendation that q full time physi- clan be retained to examine school supplanting the three part time physicians now employed.
 The committee voted to recommend no cuts in salary School Supernten- dent s. II. Holmes was engaged for another year at salary of S6,00O. Judge B. r. Gaffney was again elected chairman of the committee.
 It was voted to hold senior High school commencement exercises at Fox's theater June 16, with Education Commissioner A. B. Meredith as speaker. Elihu Rurritt graduation ex- ercises will be held at the auditor ium in that school June Is, and those of the Central Junior High school, June 16.
 Male C!Crll-S2, 900
 At the suggestion of Chairman Gaffney. the finance committee was to hire a male clerk for the superintendent's office, at a salary of S2,O0o.
 The tuition committee presented the following table of proposed rates for out of town children: Senior and Junior High schools, S3.5o week; grades ' and &, S2; grades one to six, $l
 A communication from the Plain vile school superintendent. stating that 37 pupils would like to attend the High school this year, was re- ferred to the school accommodation committee.
 prin. Sladc's Communication.
 The following communication from l.. r. Slade of the High school, was tabled until the May meet ing:
 "Whatever provision is made for he removal of the trade school from
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
RED PEPPERS STOP PAIN 0F
 RHEUMATISM

When you are suffering with rhcu- mallsm so you can hardly get around just try Red Pepper Rub and you will have the quickest relief known.
 Nothing has. such concentrated, penetrating heat as red peppers, In- atant relief Just as soon as you ap- ply Red Pepper Rub you feel the ting Ing heat, In three minutes il warns the sore spot through and through, Frees the blood circulation, breaks up the congestion--and the old rheuma- tism torture is gone.
 RoWlos Red Pepper Rub, made rom rcd peppers. costs little at any drug store, Get jar at once. 'se il Tor lumhago, neuritis, backacho, stiff neck, sore muscles, colds in chest, AL most instant relief awaits you. Ro sure to get the genuine, with the name Rowles on each package.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
TO JOIN TIGERS

Detroit. April 1S.-A deal through which Maurice Archdeacon, an out fielder of the Rochester International league club would join the Detroit Americans has virtually been com peted by President Frank Navin of the local club, it was announced to- day. The trade is said to involve the transfer of Bob F'othcrgill, Johnny Mann and a cash consideration of S15,000 Mann already has left the Tigers to join George Stallings' men.
 He probably will not join the Tigers until next season.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

Iiillyer "forkcd" a watch and chain cigarettes and then a frat" pin.
 The bandit glanced at the frat" pin, pressed open the cigarette case, extracted a cigarette and handed back the things taken from lIillyer.
 Just wanted a cigarette" he ex- plancd. You know we're in bone dry Kansas. Thanks" He hurried away
 HTllyer reporter the incident to the Kansas City, Kan, police
 What frat? Hilyyer refused to say.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
CHECK WORKER
 PAYS FINE OF $50
Pragluski, Released From Jail Yesterday, Again in Tolls Today

Re-arrested as he was about to leave the county jail after serving n two months sentence for passing worthless checks, Charles Pragluski was brought to this city yesterday and arraiened In police court this morn- ing for similar activities, He was fined $50 and costs,
 Through Judge w. r, Mangan, the accused admitted that, on December 20, he passed Il check on the New Britain Trust company for s65, un- der the name of James Reynolds. The check was presented to Joseph Pogo rok. a ieweler, in payment for q gold watch and chain, and s5 in cash. While in jail restitution was made by friends of the accused
 Judge ManGan asked that the young man be placed on probation since he has already been punished for his activities in worthless checks Judge klett was of the opinion that he had received sufficient jail penalty and imposed only the fine
 Other Court Cases.
 Peter Swanson, drunk. was arrested by Policeman John O'Bren yesterday on Commercial street. He was fined s10 and costs and put on probation to pay up.
 Alleging that she threatens his life and abuses him because he attends church, John F. Hill of Lincoln street, appeared as complaining wit ness this morning in the breach of the peace charges against his wife. She was placed on probation
 It appears that Hill wrote a letter several months ago to school girl acquaintance in Florida. When she answered, the letter reached his wife through an error. This resulted in a family row and for several weeks the wife has ben using language about the house, of which, she told the court she was thoroughly ashamed. However" she added, 'he taught me all that language, be- cause he calls me all those names"
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
SEES HIS FRAT PIN,
 RETURNS HIS LOOT
student of University of Missouri Gets Surprise as Holdup
 Victim.

Kansas City, April lS.--A. l.. Hill yer still is wondering whether it was the "frat' pin, or what. Anyway, Hillycr who is a student at the Uni- versity of Missouri, was visiting in Kansas City, Kan. He stopped near the post office to light cigarette. He felt nudge in his side and turned around. A well dressed young man stood with the blue nose of q pistol leveed at him.
 Fork oyer" the man commanded
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18

prin. Sladn's Communication.
 The following communication from Principal l.. r. Slade of the High school, was tabled until the May meet ing:
 "Whatever provision is made for the removal of the trade school from
New Britain herald., 1922-04-18
Cause of Piles

Dr. Leonhardt found the cause of Piles to be internal. That's why salves and operations fail to give last ing relief. His harmless prescription, HEM-RO1D, removes the cause Money back if it fails. Sold by the Clark and Brainerd Go.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12

In thr District court of IN. United
States Tor tho Northern Dsus 81.
Texas, az Amarillo.
In the matter 1i
Emcr Edgar hawkins Rlu-Im,
No Jl5 IN Bankruptcy.
T. tE' Honorable james e. Wilson
i1dRc a. ssid Court
Elmer Edward Hawkins. cf Clnvol
.r thu county oI Randall and State of
TcNas. in sid district respectfully rep.
s0wnts lihs' rg 'hc .Ist dly az August.
1873 la, past &c. WIS duly adiudgod Ca
hansruri uIHl"r ,hr Acts ~ Consr,ss
relating to bankruptcy that hc has duly
surrendered 60 his property and .rht.
~ property and h1s uiy complied with
90 th' requirements uf said Alts AMI
~ TIE orders % court touching DTS
bankruptcy WHEREOF br prly- fhat
b. mas b. dsefrol by tl, court 90 have
q ION dls.hlrg, n.u lI dr..s pr.vall,
aFa4nV h.~ esi1tp undo, @lu Rankruu.
Acis. except such debts rs arc excepted
by hv fu su,r d.sHhlr-'
Dated This fh. e.a 11t o ovtoDe-,
\ u 1899
l'm,. James lsvt.r. Bankrupt.
Subscribed auI .Ru.u -.
Ofd.l O.. rHtee thereon
ca tbi, thr llth t.ly ,l J.losrr. 1922.
'r reading sine foregoing r.trn Tor
lischar-- Do - ordered iy the c-ur,
Thar h'u.iur mr made upon the SAM,
a' tty office OBJ. th, Eos,rec Dol Amarillo
Texas. coz fhc iith d1N 20 November.
.12s. 90 uur at.ock in The forenoon.
'nl iaat ro..e thereof De- published 10
'hr Amarillo p1iir NcWs q newspaper
r. .nt'd boz said District and time al
known Creditors AMI Dth,. persons BOB
INTEREST HlE appear NO th, ~lmv time
and r1Cu ANA show Gauss 3D. amy they
have. Vhy the prayer of said petitioner
should uD' De- granted
Her % STONE. Erfere, r Elukrlp'~v
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
A Good Buy

4room bungalow practically new,
well located in san Jacinto. Price S2150
only $3.50 cash. $50 month
4 dandy five room bungalow In
Hughes Addition. modern, almost new.
built in features bargain $3.50 cash,
balance $50 month
\ real homo located In 1900 block on
Harrison street Brick rooms ana
hreakfort room. Positively the incest lit
,le homo In Amarillo LIT as show you.
Five room modern east front home
on Tyler ST. south % 10Th Stf5e50.00
600 WI handle
Have several well located lots IN san
jacinlo Heights with only 5000 cash.
balance $500 a month,
For rent. several furnished and un.
furnished houses and apartments
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
Dirigible Starts Returu

ROSS FIELD, Ariadn. Cal Oct IL
The army dirigihle CO. which rescntly
flow here from Langley field. New
Port News. Va. started on it's return
irans'conuncnial flight al sac o'clock
tonight. The return flight viii b. made
By the way 81 II Paso ana san
Antonio Teras. and Bellcvllle. H.. and
with the same crew that accompanied
the airship west.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12

To remove rihou- impurities In the
system and bo made internally clean
ind healthy. YOU need the fine tonic
ana laxative properties of Hcrbine. ],
icis quickly ana thoroughly. Price. go.
Sold by CITY Drug Store.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
statesmen WANTED

STEADY MEN t men seilaus CD col
letting HNu.r,nc, preferred but Tot
necessary This IL steady position
with n, largest concern OF It's kind in
T.lls Paw ranging from Sfe 80 "a
1H week THIS MAY D. our last call
for men a. This Territory is biug rapidly
rgsd Ser Nr Nltanson at 1.o Fast
lil todaN
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
"STOr TINT ITCHING. ="

Use Blue star Remedy for Eczema.
Itch. letter. or Cracked Hands. Ring
worm. Chapped Hands and Pace. scalp
diseases. old Sores. and Sores on Chill.
iren, also for Feet trouhlcs. Carnn,eed
hv CITY Drug Store
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
The Best Buys

\ good meat market IN good location
with most reasonable rent IN Amarillo.
WIN sell cheap for cash or win trade
lur cattle
We have one Of the best located and
best equipped garages in this part 81
he state io trade Tor good ranch. Cash
price S35. 600. Is all clear n you wan,
omcthing good get busy.
For Sale-the only real modern IN 70
date room!ng house in Amarillo is mod
frn through out made oi brick IS new
ud bargain. See us before The other
fellow gojs ahead ~ YOU on this.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
LOST AND FOUND

ln tho District Cour Of The United
States for the Northern District OF
TcNas, az Nmarillo
I'm tho matter o.
Martin IS Potter B0nkrmt
M: 81 IN Bankruptcy
To the Honorable James &. Wilson
Judge q, said Court.
Martin X Potter. II Kingunm. In the
county u Carson and State of Texas
IN said District. respectfully represents.
Thar on the 23rd day a. August. 1929
last past. he was duly adiudged a bank
rnp, under the Acts OF Congress rel1'.
INK 20 bankruptcy. TINT be- has duly
surrendered all his property and rights
I To-! property and has FULLY compiled with
I ~ thd requirements ~ said Acts and
u tho orders ~ the court touching his
bankruptcy Wherefore be- piays that
Nho mgv b. dcc'1cd by tho court o.
have tan discharge from all debts
prcNahlc against his estate under sid
B Bankrupt Acts except such debts as
/ arc excepted br law from such d. o..
/ h.rcD
D1ted 'as the loh day 81 October
4 D.. 1899
Martin h Potter. baukrupt.
Subscribed and sworn tu.
order ~ notice thereon
CA this the nth DAY of October. 1929.
GA reading tho foregoing petition ior
iischlrrc b. is ordered hy the court tina;
@ hmrlng be hal upon the slme m the
office "f the Referee IN Amarillo. Tex.
te. on the Nth dav az November 1929
. t niua o'clock ln the forenoon. and that
motto" thereof De- published in The Ana
/ no Daily News. a newspaper printed
+ u said District and that an known cred.
iiors and other persons in interest may
appear az tEo same time and plao,
md show cluse. 10 any they have. WHY
the prayer OF said petitioner should 10.
BE- granted
. Ben ~ stone Referee Boz Bankruptcy.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12

CHICAGO. oct. IL Directors al tho
Chicago Picard OF Trade. met this after
noon 70 test iho cnstlutionall,y a. the
Grain Trade Act. which vests in tho
Secretary ot Agucultul.. tie power 70
regulate dealings IN future deliveries or
grain
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12

torsrrmrrts 90 700 Goa Trout egss
fa,. been chipp,d successfully fron
.f bugasr nj Washington TO Oh. Swiss
.-.trrnmcnt 10 Bernu.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
REAL ESTATE
Brick Home for $1,000.

DTiCk IlOtffe Tor 3i,UUU.
Just off the 10th Street pavement we
have one Of the best homes to be had
In lis class. 8 rooms. han bath, front
and hack porches. built in features.
double floors. plastcred and in extra
good shape. Lot 60xiiO. garage and
servant house. lawn and the best shade
trees In town. This little brick Is at
tractively arranged. being built Tor a
home you Will find Il up 10 the stan
dtrd in every particular. 4 subsian-
tai cash payment required. balance
good terms owner would consider a
well located san Jacinto lot as part
payment.
That second hand car and four or
five hundred dollars cash will get you
a deed TO a dandy ! room bungalow on
West 7th.built short time. walks. LOT
soyl4O Price $500. Trading Is our long
suit, try Us.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-12
Upton Realty Co.

REAL ESTATE and OIL. LEASES
Room II Pickett Building
Telephone 1855 Res. Phone isss
Amarillo. TeIas