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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
| THANK you.
Breakfast Table Wit

Sir Auckland Geddes said at q
Washington dinner party.
ITS a good thing that Charlie
Chaplin and our other film stars
are now taking foreign tours oc-
casionally, for the films commit
dreadful errors when they depict
foreign life.
French nobiemon. FOR example.
are always kissing girls hands I'm
formal salutatiOn in tho films Now
n France. as a matter OF fact, only
the hands OF married women are
Kissed by men TO KISS girls
hand would be an Insult
II heard the other day Of a Hol-
lywood producer who was shooting
the boudoir OF an empress sud
denly he stopped the performance.
He pointed savagely to q small split
toon of pink and white porcelain
that stood beside a marble Venus.
"For Mikes sake, ho roarod.
book at that there spittoon' Can't
1 ever make you boys understand
that we're -shootin' the boudoir of
an empress-a royal empress TAN q
that cheap little old-fashloned spit
loon out of here and fetch us a big
nifty, up-to-date bronze cuspidoL "
That even e public survey may
possess a humorous aspect Is evi-
denced by a story told by west
6Tner.
II appears that the boundary line
between portions of Illinois and In
diana was long in dispute and tina.
at length the government author
ized resurvey. which was duly eX-
ecuted. The old homestead OF
Granny Carver. one OF the early
settlers was found TO lie in Illinois,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

lust Folks
OLD FASHIONED REMEDIES


Taking medicine today isn't what it used to be.
Castor oil is still castor OIL but they've banished
tea,
And they've sugar coated all the bitter things took
Mother used 10 brew for from the family doctor book
Now tell that boy Of mine when he starts to make
fuss,
He is lucky not to be taking what they gave to us.
Seems the kitchen stove back then always had pan or
two
Brewing up a remedy for the ailments which we knew,
Something mother said we'd need surely in little while,
SIENNA tea for stomach ills and It's brother calomile;
But the of ali remedies that they gave
Was that gummy, sticky stuff known and served flax
seed tea.
Boy, put down that little pill take your powder and be
glad
You're net getting what they when your father
lad.
Mothers hand gentle but rough and hard il seemed
to be
When she beside my bed rubbing goose grease into
Getting well is easy Take your medicine and smile
You are lucky that it's not SIENNA tea or caomle.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
Ye TOWNE GOSSIP

BY K. {. b.

THEY WENT into a clinch.
AND THE bigger kid.
WAS ON top OF Leeds.
AND ANOTHER kid.
STARTED YELLING for me.
AND l went out,
JUST At the moment.
THAT THE good dog Bling"
WHO WAS fast asleep.
IN A sunny spot.
RAISED Up his head.
10 INFORM himself.
WHERE THE noise came from,
AND SEEING Leeds
IN THE stronger grip.
OF THE bigger boy.
WENT ROUNDING over.
AND CLawED the boy.
RIGHT OFF OF Leeds.
AND SCRATCHED his hand,
AND THE big boy cried.
AND 'BINGr ran away.
AND ALL was excitement.
AND IT cost 80 cents.
FOR ICE cream cones.
no GET the Indians.
OR MAYBE the cannlbais.
OR WHATEVER they were.
BACK TO normal again.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

about eleven feet prom the Indiana
side. Granny expressed herself as
much pleased, remarking that she
had heard tell lniianny was a pow
crful unhealthy state.
President II, o. Vance OF Oska-
loosa college said In address in Os-
k0loosa:
THE postwar changes have bit
nobody harder than they have bit
thc college professor. The college
professor rs one OF the poorest men
In the world today,
"A young Latin Instructor pro-
posed 10 a young lady and was ac-
ccptod. After their first tender trans
ports were over they fell into serious
talk.
Now We are engaged. said the
young lady, we must begin to econo-
mize, Promise me. darling, that you
wont do anything you can't af-
"''lf I promise you that he said,
10 have TO break off our engage
mont"
Three women. strangers, riding In
a Pullman car. were travelling on
passes Two held tickets for lower
berths, while the third bought an
upper, This happened to be the only
upper berth occupied. making St
rather conspicuous.
The first two talked the circum-
stance over, and one remarked. "It
looks rather cheap to hold a pass
and then buy an upper berth"
The third woman, overhearing the
conversation, replied. We'll. | am
the only one I'm the car who can
truthfully say, 4 came down to
breaxfaRt.'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

THERE'S 4 bigger boy.
WHO FLAWS with Leeds,
OUR FoUR-YEAR-oLD.
WHO is visiting us
AND HES quite some boy.
AND FULL Of pep.
AND LIKES to fight.
AND I'VE told Leeds
HE MUSTN'T fight.
BUT If 1t happen"
THAT A larger kid
EVER HAPPENS sions.
AND LhMs him one.
AND HE sees an opening
fOh "a rlsnt or ieit'
TO SOAK one in,
AND YELL for me
AND ANYWAY.
THIS BIGGER boy.
WHO PLAYS with Leeds.
WAS IN the yard.
WITH THE other kids
AND THEY all were Indians.
OR cANNnALs.
OR WHATEVER it was
THEY'D AGREED upon.
AND THE bigger kid.
TOOK A wallop at Leeds,
AND RIGHT away.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
CRITICS AND REVIEWERS

What is 10 be understood when a
leading dramatic critic describes q
new piece by a young lady from ST.
Louis as I greatest play of mod
ern times? asks the Villager. When
he that a popular actress,
an artful little entertainer, is mas
terly," superb" and perfect" are We
to think of Bernhardt and Siddons, or
are We not TO think of them? When a
college professor Of literature, review
ing n Of the seasons several best
sellers among the novels, describes IL
as an epic poem. what are we 10 make
Of III When these, who serve the
time as critics and reviews. discover
genius, not once a decade, but once a
month, when every day finds them
celebrating works of art which are
experimenting which are supreme
achievements" which have power 10
stir the human heart TO the very
depths. just how are We to take this
kind of encomium?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
FIND ANCIENT SCRIPT
Writing Similar to Chinese Dis
covered in Idaho.
Scientists Will Explore Caves and De-
cipher the Writing Before Reveal
ing Ioeation-May Find
Valuable Relics.

Boise. Idaho.-Symbols and signs,
chiseled. it is believed. ages ago. were
discovered recently on lava rocks in
a remote section of Owyhee county.
southwestern Idaho.
Many of the inscriptions bear
striking resemblance TO Chinese al
phabet characters of today, it was
said, although psychologists say they
may be anywhere from 400 to 10000
years old.
Discovery Of the inscriptions, which
are said To be a mine of archaeological
treasure. was made by Robert Lin
bert, a Boise taxidermist. Their exact
location will not be made public until
they are examined thoroughly this
summer by a number Of scientists who
are coming here.
The volcanic rock on which the in
scrlptions are carved is scattered over
a 30-acre s~agebrush fiat. In the i'm
mediate vicinity are several large
caves, around the entrance Of which
the rocks also are inscribed. 1t is be-
lieved these caves never have been
explored. Possibly, 1t Is said, they
contain many relics of scientific value.
Two distinct types of carvings, ideo-
graphic and Photographic, have been
noted. Archeologists believe the ideo-
graphic a%ntedates by many years the
Photographic. Both systems have been
found together on one rock and near
them ear be discerned what appears
to be a third system. supposed to ante
date both Of the others. but which has
w%eathered beyond possibility of deci-
phering.
Clear bits of this prehistoric writing
are found on one huge water-worn
bOwlder % feet long, IA feet wide and
5 feet high. Near the center Is a
series OF triangles believed TO indicate
Indian tepees, and next to them are
rows of dots and dashes, thought to
be numerals.
Resemblance Of many of the in
scriptions 10 the characters of the
Chinese alphabet was taken by some
TO substantiate the theory that the
North American native descended
from a race which anne from Asia
by way of Berlng straits.
Indians now living In Idaho, when
questioned regarding the carvings, say
the more modern or Photographic are
the work of their fOrefathers, but
they assert the others to be the work
of spirits.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Rust, the enemy Of mechanical prog
ress. has been conquered. says Paul RI.
Eigholz OF San Francisco. who has an
Bounced the perfection Of an antitrust
solution pronounced by chemical ex-
perts the first successful effort to com
bat the red destroyer. He says his
solution has an affinity for nothing but
rust and is not harmful to the metal
itself. He was aided In his expert
ments by his wife. Eigholz began his
experiments while working rs a piano
tuner, where he encountered difficulty
with rusty tuning keys.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
STRADIVARIUS BRINGS $4,000
Maker Received 80 Francs for il
When He Made II in
1895.

Paris.-A Stradivarius violin. for
which the maker, AntOnius Stradi-
varius. received so francs when he
made il ut Cremona in 1875, has just
been sold here for l03. 400 francs. in
Guiding the war tax. This is equiva-
lent at current rates of exchange 10
about $4,000.
The violin was for a long time the
property of the late Charles Lamour-
eux. founder and conductor Of the
famous LamOureuX orchestra.
The recent tests. which seemed 10
establish thai modern-made violins can
not be distinguished from ancient ones
by their tone. do nOt seem 10 have
affected the price Of ancient instru-
mentS. i this sale is any criterion.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

independence, Moon his hunting
trip Frank Brown got an elk and or
dered the head mounted. He was eX-
pecting il m day recently. and when
a big box arrived by express he pro-
cured a Ratchet. nail puller and der
rick and fastened To open il up. The
boys gathered around 10 watch. and
when the box was carefully opened
the excelsior and straw removed, there
was the head OF a grinning mule with
dead jimpson weeds for branching ant
lers. Those who saw il pronounced II
a very fine head Of its kind. and the
joke was complete when the big ex-
press bill was presented.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
ARMENIA NEEDS FOOD
Supply Is Exhausted. American
Relief Workers Report.
Bread Is Made From all Sorts of Sub
Misunderstanding of Winter Re-
veals Terrible Conditions
Seed Grain Needed.

New 1Ork.-A cablegram received
by Charles V. Vicktey, general secre-
cary of Near East Relief, dated Alex
Indropol, tells of how investigation by
American relief workers has revealed
terrible starvation among refugees and
orphans with the breakup Of winter in
The mountain villages of central Ar
.nenia.
Foodstuffs throughout the area are
exhausted, the cable says, and con-
cinues: Bread is made from all sorts
If substitutes, including flax. chaff and
iawdust, having no appreciate food
;alue. The people are extracting I'M
ligeSted materials from old refuse and
giving ii to the children. Health con
iitiOnS are critical. Gastric and in
estinal troubles prevail, due TO mail
nutrition. a large per cent of the
,eople are suffering from skin diseases.
One-fOurth of the adults are incapaci-
,ated and bedridden.
In the villages visited there are
800 orphans who should be removed
Immediately If they are to live. Even
n small villages the weekly death list
Includes ten children. In many villages
Ill children have lost their hair during
ne winter. Several cases We're SO deS-
)erate that the people resOrted TO eat
NJ human flesh. which practice was
sharply punished by the authorities.
j~fi4cI;.ls said they are doing all they
an To prevent it, but the people lose
heir senses from hunger. At Nah
maudchuk Il family Of fifteen persons
was visited a month go. Now only
three of the family remain. The dead
include all the male members Of the
family. Great anxiety is expressed
about securing seed and grain for
spring planting. The head man of the
largest village said: If we can c u
seed we shall be on our feet by mid
summer. If we don't get seed we are
doomed TO death"
Near East Relief has sixty American
relief administrators, doctors n
nurses in this area. During the winter,
however, their supplies and
have been so reduced that they have
been able to do little more than are
for the large number of orphans al
ready accepted in institutions, IA single
~Orphanage numbering $4,000 children.
Secretary Vickrey declares that not
only the lives of the orphaned children
this spring, but the food supply for
the entire population next winter de-
ponds on the prompt dispatch within
the next few weeks of grain for food
and seed from. the United States.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
Mule Fell on Him.

G~reensburg. Ind.-Clarence Melish
Of this city was the victim of an I'M
usual accident the other day while
digging "A ditch here. A mule. driven
by Thomas Burton. fell i'm the ditch
at the point where Melish was work
ing. and he was held prisoner by the
weight Of the animal until ii was re-
moved by fellow workmen. Me!iSh
suffered an injured hip and a few
minor bruises.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

OF the realities and difficulties OF
married life, Of the science Of raising
and educating children. not n Amer
lean girl In q thousand Is ever taught
anything. No doubt the bright mes
learn from experience. No doubt many
OF them are brilliantly successful
wives and mothers in spite OF every
thing. But America leads the world In
divorce; IL has q very high infant
death rate. and IL also. we are told.
has the worst home cooking I'm the
world. says the Los Angeles Times.
Would = four-year high school course
I'm the business OF being a wife remedy
these things? Students OF the subject
seem TO think II would help.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
SOVIETS KILLED % PRELATES
Metropolitan Of kiev Gives Figures
From 1917 to 1920ENine Tor
tured to Death.

London.-The Bolsheviki In Russia
from 1917 to 1920 killed n metro
politan. five archbishops and sixteen
bishops, OF whom thirteen were shot
and nine tortured to death, according
10 Il telegram sent by Archbishop
Anthony, Metropolitan of Kiev, TO the
Archbishop of Canterbury, says the
London Times.
The Metropolitan says he has no In
formation concerning the year 1921.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
Bio Price Of Little Land.

Harrisburg. Va.-Probably the small
lest transfer of real estate TO be en-
tered on record in the office IF the
County Clerk here was recorded
yesterday when a conveyance of twelve
square feet located between two
dwellings was made for a considera-
tion Of 500.
The price was at the rate of 100000
an acre. il was pointed out. The strip
Of land was 2S feet long and ga inches
wide.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
DOG HEARS MASTER BY RADIO
Terrier Cuts capers as He Recognizes
Owners Voice Calling Him
Over Wireless.

Lexington, Ky.-An Airedale terrier
in the radio receiving room of the Uni
~versity of Kentucky heard his owner
ut Pittsburgh. Pa. call him. The own
or. +. Paul Anderson. dean OF the uni
versity. was speaking from the West
inghouse broadcasting station. The
dog was sleeping as Anderson's voice
came In. lie sprang 10 his feet,
wagged his tail and then capered
about the radio outfit.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Mrs. w. +. Kirkwood OF ST. Paul. I'm
a talk the other day 10 club women,
said that the right kind of mothers
are of the stuff that patriots are made.
Mothers have lately been fused over"
she said. praised and advised until IL
Is hard 10 judge which has suffered
most. the child or the mother. / be-
lieve the average Intelligent mother is
doing her best TO bring up her children.
Size has the big task now of rearing not
only Ons. but daughters for citizen
ship. Let her lind a sturdy, sensible
and simple way.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Sometimes there is money In dreams,
remarks the London Daily Mail. A
plumber OF Bristol once made 10000
out Of a dream idea of his wife's. One
night she dreamed that she saw her
husband making shot by dropping ii
from the top of a high tower. The
vision was SO vivid that she was con
WINGED il was not a dream, but an
inspiration. And next morning she
told her husband all about il. The
plumber was Il practical man and did
not believe Ia dreams. But, urged by
his wife, he made u few experiments.
He was surprised to find that he could
made excellent small. shot by pouring
molten lead through a sieve into water
from a height. So he tOok out u
patent. which he sold for 10000, and
hoped that his wife would dream
again.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

This yOungster is laughing with
and at you. So far as known it is the
first time a photo has yer been made
of a lion cub in the act of laughing.
Nature students who have seen the
photo say that the cub is not laugh
ing but is prepared TO go TO sleep and
is yawning. The owner of the cub is
Mrs. III. f. Cole of San Francisco.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Returns 10 the investors In an al
lesed get-rich-quick scheme were prom
iSed shortly" The head of the con.
Germ disappeared. leaving no word that
he will be back shortly" Meantime.
the Investors are getting along short
w"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Good health may cost less han $50
a year-the amount allowed In the
minimum budget prepared by the New
York bureau OF municipal research to
govern the expenditures Of a family
of five-but it Is easy TO believe that
the total OF doctors and dentists bills
might easily exceed that amount. So
ciety has nOt yet decided how to pro
vide adequate treatment for cases
when the sufferer comes of a family
whose income, while sufficient for
ordinary purposes, fails to meet the
cost Of extraordinary expenses, says
the Baltimore Sun. A plan of action
which Is receiving serious attention is
that which proposes the extensive use
OF pay clinics where, for a moderate
fee. the patient can obtain the help Of
a specialist, whom, under usual condi-
lions. he can consult only on a charity
basis or through payment OF the full
charge for an office appointment.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Harvard university has perfected a
method which will measure the exact
distance Of all the stars from the
earth. After the learned professors
finish that Job they might find out how
far Harvard university is from the
earth.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

The American paper manufacturers
will he handicapped for a sufficient
supply Of pulp So long rs continental
Europe issues such vast sums OF paper
money.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

As the doctors have for n long time
been urging sanitation and hygiene.
which. OF course. would enc To lessen
the amount " their business. IL does
bot seem unreasonable that the AmerI-
can Bar association should urge the
si~mpiircation OF our proceedings
even though II might put a crimp In
eas prcueS Of some lawyers.
. -.,ea
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
Doc lows His Master to a
Cake of Ice.

Red Wing. Minn.-When eight
year-old Pierce Seebach fell in
10 the Mississippi river. coming
To the surface 20 feet from
shore. his dog plunged in and
SWAIN around until the boy
seized his hind legs. Then the
dog towed its master to n float
ing cake Of ice. from which
he was rescued by onloOkers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

The amazon has manifested herself
In the far east Rand, South Africa. and
with a perfectly Inconsistent. but de-
IiShtful d~enouement, says the Chris
tian Science Monitor. OF course, ii
started as q demonstration OF the
Young Nationalist party. At Brakpan,
a number Of women charged through
police lines and captured an official.
The police considered this highly I'M
called for, but. believing In tact, gent
~ argued with the enraged m
And the result of the argument was
that the ladies withdrew and after
wards took afternoon tea with the po-
lice officers. Nothing short of an ex-
clamation mark should end that biz of
news. These honey tongued and melli-
fiuous South African policemen are
needed violently in other parts of the
British Empire. Ireland and India for
instance!
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Russian boots for women are sup
planting galoshes. AT last. Russia has
lone something 10 carr the gratitude
OF mankind.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

Another reason why men shouldn't
fall out about religion is that very few
Of them have enough OF It to quarrel
about.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05
d A 5. 1922
The Vote.

The fooiloulne j. th" rot ] vot
for the various candidates in the
County. A total of some 5 -
vo es b,inp cast.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-05

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09

beautifully dark. glossy and attrac-
tive. Whenever her hair took on that
dull, faded or streakcd appearance.
this simple mixture was applied. with
wonderful effect.
Hut brewing at home II mussy and
out OF date. Nowadays, by asking NJ
any drug store for n bottle OF
"wyeth's SAGE and sulphur Com
pound" you will get this famous old
preparation, improved by tho addition
OF other ingredients. which can he
depended upon TO restore natural col.
or and beauty to the hair.
A wcll-known downtown druggist
says Il darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that nobody can toll u
has been applied. You simply dampcn
sponge or soft brush with n and
draw this through your hair. taking
enc strand at time, by morning the
gray hair disappears, and after an.
other application or two II becomes
beautifully dark and glossy. ADV.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09

Have your radiator eovered--madc
while you ~slt-oregon Harness Co.
9TH and Klamath. 60
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
4s!1GIs!A ;,GE GUARD AARsDD.,-
DURING PAST YEAR

sALEM, Jan. s.--oregon derived
Q net profit Of Si1s,o77 In the opera
tiea Of IL National Guard during the
~ yssr, according to an annual fin
ansial statement issued by George A.
White. Adjutsnt General Of the State
This was accomplished under the
joint Army partnership with the Fed
ssNl Government through which the
usitsd States Treasurer distributed
h Armory payrolls and camp pay
among 5000 Oresonians located in
twsaty Oregon cities the sum OF
else,052.50. the total cost to the
stats Of administration and upkeep
bsins S7s,s75.
This years profit was nearly four
times a. much as was derived from
Tie Governments payrolls last year.
due to the increase In size OF the
State service and success In meeting
all Government requirements for pay
Of the Oregon citizen soldiers. In ad-
aition to the siss,o52. received in
cash the State secured the award OF
rsAsrai property amounting to s257.-
81. -.
Towns receiving bundles OF U. s.
Treasury checks for drill and Camp
pay Of citizens include Ashland. Med
fsrd. Marshfieid, Newport. Taledo.
Rsssburg. Eugene. Albany. Salem.
Portland Independence. Corvallis,
DAiIas, McMinnville, siiverton. Wood
burn and Lebanon.
Companies are now being formed
~ Cottage Grove, Hood River and
osssham. Companies are planned for
stAsr Ortgon towns as soon as furth-
- FEDERAL appropriations are made.
- fsilows: Astoria. Tiilamook. Hills
btso. Forest Grove. Pendieton. La
osasds. Baker. Prineville. The Dalies.
Bad. 0rants Pass and Klamath
~.