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New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
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Within week the country viii
probably be in the throes Of another
coal strike. The public has here
tofore taken a default of this kind in
one Of the key Industries as d sort Of
vindictivc visitation Of nature. When
il was over losses we're counted up
aud books balanced, with the pious
nope that such a visitation would not
come aeain-at least for several
years.
The public's temper is different
.bis time. Since the strike seems in
cvitable, it almost welcomes it. Peo-
pie have outgrown the simple notion
mat a coal strike is matter chiefly
concerning the two combative parties
TO it. 1t is a matter Of much vaster
concern to the users Of one of the
prime neccssaries of life. The cost
" coal enters into nearly every other
daily cost. The economic or non
economic character Of the coal in
dustry affects nearly every purse.
The public wants to see this in
dustry transformed into real in
dustry. i wants 10 see coal min
lng conducted in a manner which
viii raise the level Of comfort for all
not merely produce high wages or
aIgn profits for minor groups. Coal
wage wars and strikes do not i'm
press outsiders as serving any good
community end What is needed is
an all-around helpful reorganization
If a business whose inefficiencv
causes injurious epercussions in all
other businesses.
The public is determined to see
something genuinely reconstructive
emerge out of this coal strike. In
SO far as it leads to that this strike
the last of its kind let us hope
Will be blessing in disguise.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
When Doctors Fail

Ten doctors, four trained nurses
and all the resources of vast for
tune failed to save the life Of six
yearold Gwendolyn Armour in Chi
cago last week.
This is an incident which it will
be profitable to remember in con-
nection with the campaign for baby
saving and health education which
is proposed for the women of New
York State by the Davenport bill,
now before Governor Miller and
which IS under consideration in
many other states in various forms
OF the health conservation move
ment. The movement for educatinp
mothers in the scientific care of chill
d1en is constantly imperiled by the
opposition of physicians who fear.
perhaps subconsciously, that it will
lmpoverish their profession. If peo-
pie know TOO much to become i'll who
will keep the doctors in bread and
shoes?
1t Is well known fact, however.
tnat the life OF the average physi-
elan is so taken up with the treat
ment Of insignificant ailments that
he has very little time or energy for
the study of difficult medical mat
ters. He spends his youth in pre-
scrlblng for indigestion, simple colds
and fevers that could be prevented
IN nine cases out Of ten if the aver
age citizen understood the elements
Of medicine. Children who can name
all the bones in the body seldom
know how TO dress cut. and thev
can draw beautiful shaded pictures
of the digestive tract twenty wears
before they learn what to take for a
fever.
When all the medical knowledge
Of Chicago does not avail to save the
life of a child who has been i'll but
a week; when thousands of women
die each year in childbirth, the old
est and most common form of human
suffering; when the scientific world
is still practically helpless against
the ravages of a disease like cancer:
then it appears that there are still
vast fields of medical necessity
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

1t is no petty sex pride or undue
ldealization of women that leads us to
resent this. 1t is to our artists, paint
ers, poets Or sculptors that we look to
symbolic universal truths with deep
insight and beauty Human nature is
all too prone to grasp at symbol. with
no consciousness Of the reality that
hes back of it. This is deadly enough
IN the layman. 1t is a crime in the
creative artist
And at this moment when women. a
bit .childlikc perhaps in their methods,
but at least with clean hands and pure
hearts, are just stepping into the
civic arena-with the desire to stand
beside man and helpat this very
moment to choose out of all beautiful
possibilities. the siren woman, half
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

fish. to symbolic insidious danss'
the feet of progressive man So
choosing a symbol backward-so'"D,. :.
false and uninspiring to the 'Ss' J..
gree. 1t is so inept as 10 be aii''V's
merous.
Most of "us women are tearing :,
no hair about it-just as the malo,' =.
US believed for years in the oD'' !
| Justice of the enfranchisemeD ,;,,
women without hating men, eia :,
imaginary chains or fancylng w.
could reform the world oy Vo'''
Humor is ali that saves US =" /
despair! Let the mermalds WIZ uon,
you must, but let us smile NAY
Lisa smile: if we suppress II ncr mr
explode. ANNE br'" ~
New York. March rs, 1917
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
West Side Traffic Problem

TO the Editor of The Tribune.
SIT; My attention has been called
to the effort now being made. based
upon the recommendation Of the
Transit Commission, by D. l.. Turner.
consulting engineer, to remove the
streetcar tracks from the surface of
Columbus Avenue and to divert street
car traffic to Central Park West. So
far IS my personal interests are con
cerned, they probably would be bene-
hted by the changes Mr. Turner suq-
gests, but the interest of communitv
should be above those of an individual
This part of the city will suffer if
the Columbus Avenue tracks are torn
out. Few people realize the tremen-
dous forward strides that are beinp
made west Of Central Park and be-
tween Fifty yninth and 10th streets
Here a great city within great CITY is
oelng constructed, Our hotel popula-
ton is greater than was the hotel
population of the entire Citv Of New
YORK not so many years ago. The
snort haul on the streetcar lines is
coming to be a matter of increasing
importance to this part of the West
Side 1t would be a calamity to have
the Columbus Avenue cars removed
and believe that every person who
has property or business interests here
should make vigorous protest.
WALTER GUZZARDI.
New York March % 1000
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

las ! said) were Jewels. also he s.d
little odd Money LETT. bu. s,,,.,
enough 20 bring him to his IOur-.-.
end; nay IF J was not misinforr.o
he was forced TO beg 8 ne ven. 10
keep himself alive for his Jewels
he might not selU. But beg and ss
what he could. he went as We ssy
with many a hungry belly, the mos
part OF the way.
HOPEFUL-Alas poor man. Thil
could not but be a great grief uni,
him.
CHRISTIAN-Ay, grief inde.:
Would it not have been so to any .,
Us. mad we been used as he, to B.
robbed and wounded. too, and ths;
IN strange place as he was Il;
wonder that he did not de
with grief. poor heart, was tod
that he scattered almost all The res.
Of the way with nothing but dolsful
and bitter complaints. telling also
to all that overlook him or that be
overlook in the way as he went, siers
ne was robbed and how; who they
were that did il and wnat he lost;
how he was wounded and that h'
hardly escaped with his life.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
We Beg to Differ !

10 the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: That Siren Lure and Civic Viz
tue. We. who are about to be trod
upon, salute you!
"Oh Mani" Page Briggs. To any
one who knows aught of either history
or biology only cartoon can do JUS
tice to the notion of male civic virtue
slipping manfully about in the slime Of
feminine seduction. If so we have an
awful feeling that he VIII be thrown
he nearly always has been. And we
hate to think it.
Is 1t perspective, imagination and
sense of humor that the protesting
women lack? We had thought that
this medieval symbol, born Of a dead
theology and a pagan scnsualism, was
itself lacking in these elements whcr
CHOSEN TO cmbody most modern ideals
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
To the Rescue

TO Lou and Lester: The Flapper is
the logical daughter Of the previous
generation, which was mine! If a
young man called, the family" sat in
"the parlor' till he lost heart and went
home. We were not allowed to so to
town alone when we were thirty if we
were IAN unmarried girl" and one ciga
rette would have landed US in a re-
formatory. Be fair with me- Wasn't
something just naturally bound TO
bust?
1t has busted, and to-day ! envy the
tlapper the liberty never had. / ad-
mire her independence and her spirit,
and | love her looks--more often than
not You, Lou, are doubtless Jealous
hot having hair enough TO bob-anG
you, Lester, are mad clear through be-
cause she has no eyes for a queer old
tor like YOU.
But here's more prowess to her wings
and long may she flap,
! AS for the Flipper, ! am aunt TO
one Of him and, praise be to him, | am
/ growing younger every day. He is as
! flip as the best Of 'em, but at heart
/ he is as sound and as sweet as his
! forefathers and. if called upon. he
/ could equal their glorious records at
Lundy's Lane and Bunker Hill. I'd pin
my faith TO that
I'm heartily FOR" him and for his
brothers of the Flipper Frat-as fine
generation as we've raised yet; give
EN- time to prove it,
SO when there is any little thuddine-
party on, may the first hollow two TO
I plump into the baske, be yours for a
couple of old grouches. my dears. and
III be right there with my sock.
e 2 2
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

No one n the highways or the by
ways escaped Mr. Borahs lsmsntstlons'
He was as voluble and sef-e'H'
passionate as Little Faith li'
Cravath incident showed how faF a.'
intellectual perspective was darsehs@
Mr.. Cravath called attention vasueis "
one OF the possible tactical advantage
TO America of the disappearance o. h'
Anglo-Japanese alliance and OF TX
limitation Of naval armament uha''
the four power concert. But ~
Borah's wounds Immediately Ns'
afresh and he added Crayath TO '''
three bandits who mad stolen his Az
alliance spending money. Yet 'a'
Brandegee reservation expressly 30
clares that the four-power treaty O''
not contemplate anything ID w.
nature of an alliance.
We are to have limitation Of n'''
armament and a naval holiday Ou' ~
through the efforts OF the au'n0' ~
the Borah resolution. He wouio ~
killed the key limitation treaty y -. !.
could. Bunyan's pity for the . =.
man" Little Faith, carries s, go
The commiseration which MT. 00, ~,
asks from the American pu0'i' -
carries its sting. Nobody s'O' r..
jewels. Yet he is inconsoiaoie' =,
procession has moved on, ieaSl's
behind bemoaning his chicken isss
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

TO their menu they 0ourishcd like
spinsters on Cape Cod.
For the comfort Of those persons
who have looked hopefully upon the
tea when it is dark brown it might
be added that the rats died when
fed with too much Of the elixir Of
tea. Lacking all other vice, one
may still find dissipation in the
cup that cheers.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

awaiting the attention of science. Il
should be as much beneath the dig
nifty of the doctor, as much a waste
of valuable time, to treat a simple
case of collie or indigestion as it is
for college professor to teach his
pupils the three Rs.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
Everybody S Doing 1t

If it were against the law to sus-
pect your neighbor of holding out on
his income tax, we'd have to build a
lot of new jails.
Copyright BY 1smes j. Montague))
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
Insatlablc

De Valera is organizing a new
political party. The man must have
something to be president of or he
Will perish Of disappointment
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
The Polyandrous Troth

Ihe best man was MI Mertlett Drummer.
OF Boston, and the grooms were Turner
NeWcomb, Ensign Armon, D. A. Crawford
Graves Smith and James kirkpa rick k-ScnyS-
date n. Y, Inquirer
The marlborough is going to install
an additional escalator at the Park
Place subway station. "The escalator
row in operation," says the announce
n.ent, was the first of the narrow
type to be installed and was CON
structed mainly for experimental pur-
rcses.'
For all these months we've been
/ laboratory material and never knew it.
Hereafter We'll never be able to look
al white mouse or a guinea pig with
out feeling our eyes grow dim with
sympathy.
Out upon the ungrateful citizens
who protest against the managerial
tactics Of the Interborough.
They haven't thing to stand on.
f. F. v
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
THE .HUTINON,S BARD

/" the spring 'ce're cooled orr brain
More poetic, I maintain,
Thnn go soak your head"-and them
We reflied our fountain pen,
Lest il bear some rosy stain.
SU9 'ce nOW q dolefuI strain;
SochcloM 1oeor, for penance foin.
Promise to be sober men
In the spring.
Boss, TO your decree IN pam
We submit foylorn, But plain
LY zee ,Oant to knolo just achen
We n'oy hynn our loves again,
II our loving zee restrain
In the spring. M.
Those who still dream of the perfec I.
democracy are referred to the placard
in lunchroom on Broadway, near
john Street, which reads:
SELF SERVICE FOR MEN IN BASEMENT
SELF SERVICE FOR LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN UP STAIRS
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
The Wrong Element

Al the New York Assay Office they
are seeking method to get gold OUT
of air. The usual practice in the
neighborhood is to get it out of
water.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
From Bunyan to Borah

Ratification of the four-power Pacific
treaty has left William Z. Borah in
an unpleasant predicament. His spec
tacular fight against it was in vain
and, worse than that, has dimmed the
luster Of q carefully manufactured
moral prestige. Like Little Faith, in
Bunyan's "PiIgrim's Progress" Mr.
Borah was good man and he dwelt
| in the Town of Sincere That was
his most valuable asset in politics. Mr.
Tumulty informed US 10 his "W oodrow
Wilson as | Know Him that the ex-
President had genuine respect for Mr..
Borah, even when the latter was busy
playing Samson to the pillars of the
League of Nations covenant If
throughout that episode Mn Wilson
thought Mr.. Borah sincere and high
! minded how could anybody else pre-
sumo to doubt it?
Topping treaty pillars is habit
which Mr.. Borah apparently couldn't
/ shake off In the matter Of the drive
against the four power Pacific treaty
| Ilo oiit eHPpcteu any tHlnS D9Ctef OF the
other Republican "irreconcilables"--
| Hiram Johnson, La Toilette and France
! Mr.. La Toilette is a chronic dissenter.
1t is enough TO say Of Mr.. France that
he went to Russia and came back with
an unabated admiration for all things
Bolshevist. Hiram Johnson. like Reed
Of Missouri, is a political insurrecto
and loves to hear the TOM toms beat.
especially when they are beaten bv the
Hearst press.
But Borah was good man" He
also had big stake in the ideas which
bore fruit in the Washington confer
encc. He was not averse to admitting
a fraternal relationship 10 that CON
ference. He was the father in Con-
gress Of the project for three power
limitation Of naval armamcnt-only he
called it naval disarmament Did he
ever toresee when he was advocating
the famous Borah resolution, eventu-
ally passed by Congress, that he would
vote to reject treaty by which alone
/ not three power but fve-power
! limitation of naval armament could be
accomplished?
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Mr.. Borah didn't foresee several
things. He failed to realize that limi-
tation OF naval armament through an
international concert was one of the
policies on which President Harding
mad hxed his mind even before he was
lnaugurated. Probably he didn't re-
aiize also that since naval building
competition was kept alive and stimu-
lated chiefly by the uncertain and
dangerous situation N the Pacific the
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

The Bootleggers' Legislative Coun-
eli is about to apply to Congress to
put prohibitive tariff, on liquor
smuggled in from other countries.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

In his heated and sensitive imagina-
ton Mr. Borah, like Little Faith,
walked down Dead Mans Lane and fell
among thieves. These, represented by
Mr.. Hughes, Mr. Lodge and Nj. Under
wood, fell on him and despoiled him.
But what they stripped him of was not
the priceless content OF his Senate
resolution, but only some ready cash in
the form of his "irreconcia BILE" pref
udices and anti-alliance obsessions.
Let Bunyan tell about it:
HOPEFUL-But did they take
from him all that ever he had?
CHRISTIAN-No: the place where
his jewels were they never ran
sacked, so those he kept still; but,
as was told, the good man was
much afflicted for his loss. For the
thieves got most of his spending
Money. That which they got not
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Perhaps there is method in Mr..
Ford's economic policy. If his en-
ployecs had to work Saturday they
couldn't wear out their cars so fast.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
The Towcr
S 0 N N E T

S % N N e r
n STAND bewidered by your
little grave.
| think how God must mock me
as weep,
And TREMENDOUSLY pray for you, and
Away into the nights enormous
Behind me, round your star-kissed
tombstone, wave
Wan clouds of mist; they wrthe
and sway and leap
And can you hear, oh you who
slumbcr deep.
The dew come tapping with his
blind mans stave?
They say in heaven all the air is
sweet,
And you are happy-happy as the
That hurtlcs skyward on triumph
ant feet,
AS one who will a miracle there
find,
Then sobs in sorrow. Are you sob
bnr. too?
Or are you laughing, as the angels
do? B.
Icnicc has suGcrcd from food, and
locW bet snch is ou Mondcv morning
mood-that therein DC dyouaht this
summer in the Sohoro.
Generations come and go The last
of BalakIavas Light Brigade has re-
Joined his command, and we haven't
read of a death of the sole survivor Of
.hc Custer Massacre for months now.
Having conceded that ireland is a
Free State, Lloyd George seems certain
he'll have no difficulty in recognizing
the Soviet government
FLIPPER- -FLAPPER
TIE fipper ard the FToppcr
Had been doncing half the 1ight
said the fIoppor to the FHppey;
"Aren't there ony drinks in sjght?"
Sojd the f7jppcy to the Fiappcy:
'IH 90 n'ic one il youW ,ooit"
Sad the Fioppcr to The FNpper.
"Nepcr mind; IN take it straight"
NJ. NJ. S.
There's this much to be said in ia
vor of the Younger Generation contro-
versy- which, by the way, we don't
think we started: It's ootaining for us
gratis reputation for Age and Re
sEectabiIitV.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

A women's jury in Chicago has dc
cidcd that a gown is out of style
after four weeks Old stuff-that's
What Every Husband Knows.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
BY William L. Mcpherson
grieht. 1q2g. New Yorl. Tribnne Inc.

Harding policy would tend TO combine
a Pacific and Far Eastern settlement
with an agreement for capital ship
limitation and naval holiday
Mr.. Borah had set his heart on the
reduction of navies, and in this he was
supported very generally by American
opinion. Tor economic as we'll as ideal
istic reasons. Bunyan's character
Little Faith carried jewels with him
on his pilgrimage. They were his most
valued possession. As we are told,
had his jewels been missing at the
Cate OF the Celestial City. ne mad (and
that he knew we'll enough been ex-
cIpded from an Inheritance there. ="
Nor, as Bunyan narrates. would he
have been willing TO sell his jewels as
ESau sold his birthright for mess Of
pottage. Little Faith was of another
temper. MS mind was on things Di-
vine; MS livelihood was upon things
that were Spiritual and from above
Therefore to what end should he that
IS of such temper sell his jewels Chad
there been any that would nave bought
them) to fiji his mind with empty
things"
The Idaho Senator's jewels were his
faith in the possibility of naval dis
armament and his keen desire to effect
1t. Yet when the naval limitation con
ference met and took the only practi-
cable steps to stop competitive building
and to limit the possibility of clashes
in the Pacific he forgot his deep de-
votlon 10 the end in view and began to
lament the outrage done him in the
means adopted namely, a tive-power
agreement, which in his opinion
smacked too much of an unholy and
entanglng foreign alliance.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Experience with the postollicc has
taught us that the law relating to
special delivery is dead letter.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Fcnicc has spGcred from Il food, and
wcW bet such is orr Mondov morning
mood-that hcreW DC dyought this
SIMMER in the .Sohoro.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Bobbing the hair is merely COM
plying with the regulations limiting
permanent wave lengths.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Having conceded that ireland is a
Free State, Lloyd George seems certain
he'll have no difficulty in recognizing
lhc Soviet government.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

Generations come and go. Thc last
of BalakIaya's Light Brigade has re-
joined his command, and we haven't
read of death of the sole survivor Of
.hc Custer Massacre for months now.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

) New York policeman has Just
made his first arres. after forty-tive
years ON the force. He must be after
Enright's job.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

There's this much to be said in ia
vor of the Younger Generation contro-
versy- which, by the way, we don't
think we started: It's ootaning for us
gratis a reputation for Age and Re
srectabiIity.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

They haven't thing to stand on.
+. F. v.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27

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Zen, 4 Xerrc~ RescfS. Nlce President. Heieii
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Asssrss Trin5ae Bsiiuirg - Nassau stfee'. Ne"
Sssk TcspAune BeshSaSa aoae
New-York tribune., 1922-03-27
ELLPPLn -ELAPPLR

So'd the fljppcj to the Fiappcr::
"JH 90 mix one, il youW aOoit'
Sad the Floppcr to The Flipper.
'Neper MIND; Ii take it straight"
NJ M 6
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1922-11-02
SHERIFF SALE

Bank of Saline VS.. Ben Jacobs ct ais,
No. 1855, Third judicial District
Court, State Of Louisiana, Parish OF
Bienville.
Under and by virtue OF Writ OF
Execution issued from the above nam.
ed Honorable Court and to me direct
ed, have seized and will o1er for
sale to the last and highest bidder for
cash, with the benefit Of appraise.
ment, at the principal front door Of
the Courthouse at Arcadia, Bienville
Parish, La, within legal sale hours
on -. 80.
Saturday, November 18TH lsz2
the following described property, TO
wit:
NV Of NE, Sec. 5-14-4 W IL 0:
Sc, Sec. 32.15-4. Property Of ]. )
Jacobs, one Of the defendants In tn
above styled case.
The above described property selz
ed as belonging to the defendant Bel
Jacobs, ct ais, and will be sold to sat
lsfy sale Writ Of Execution and 81
costs. -.
IT, the 4th day Of October, 1922.
J. E. CURRIE, Sheriff.
The Bienville Democrat. [volume] (Arcadia, Bienville Parish, La.) 1912-1980, 1922-11-02
SHERIFF SALE

J. N. Smelley vs.. Eli Gipson, No..
Third Judicial District Court, State
of Louisiana, Parish Of Bienville.
Under and by virtue Of Writ OF
Seizure and Sale issued from the above
named Honorable Court and to me d.
rected, l have seized and will offer
for sale to the last and highest bid
der for cash, with the benefit Of ap'
praisement, at the principal front door
of the Courthouse at Arcadia, Biehville
parish, La, within legal sale hours on
Saturday, November 18th, 1922
the following described property, TO-
wit:
r IL of NE; NV of NE, Sec. "a
Tp. Is, N. R. S w., together with all
improvements thereon and thereto be-
longing.
The above described property seiz
ed as belonging to the defendant El
Gipson and will be sold to satisfy sale
Writ Of Seizure and all costs.
This the 4th day Of October, 1922.
]. E. CURRIE. Sheriff.