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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
KEEP 1T OUT OF POLITICS.

The Ketchikan News said one was put over on
the Republicans of the Territory" when Judge Bun
nell was named President of the Alaska Agricul-
stural College and School of Mines. 1t continued:
We feel no emnity against President Bun
nell As a matter of fact glad that
he able to manipulate the Republican
appointive machine to secure for himself
the appointment Democrat from the
cradle which followed later by choice
was a candidate for Delegate the Demo
cratic ticket--rewarded for his defeat by the
Democratic administration with the Judge
ship of the Fourth Divsion-given con-
olation prize, it were, and when his reap
pointment under Republican administra-
ton denied, given the Presidency of
the institution above mentioned. We Won
der how the leaders of the Republican ma
chine in Alaska feel about it. Is it possible
that the old saying ITO the winner belongs
the spoils' does not apply in Alaska?
This attitude led the Ketchikan Chronicle to say
that the college will not be a waste of money a
failure provided it is kept out of politics"
OF the Chronicle is right. The ntimaon
the Presidency of college ought to be considered
'spols for the winners of an election ought to be
rebuked. If such an assumption should be permitted
it would destroy the Territorial schools
a fortunate thing that those who have been
in charge of educational matters in Alaska have
never permitted politics enter into them in the
least The fact is, and it is merely incident, the
majority of the regents of the Alaska Agricultural
College and School of Mines have been members of
a different political party than that of the appoint-
Fihfs power, and 1T is but incident that the man
selected President of the College is a Democrat.
The circumstance taken into consideration all
The regents selected Judge Bunne for the position
because they believed him to be the right for the
position
The criticism of the Kechikan News that the
teachers for the college selected from the Out
imported is the word it used-is, course,
equally absurd as its attempt to inject politics into
educational matters Most OF the teachers in Alaska s
public schools imported" and all the colleges in
the country constantly importing teachers and
professors from other States and foreign
tries. The University of Washington not long ago i'm
ported President from New York, and his predecessor
at once imported by college in a farther East
State The State of Pennsylvania recently i'm
ported a State Superintendent of Public instruction
"a State office-from New York, and it may be
added that Notwithstanding Pennsylvania is the
banner Republican State in the Union. the imported
State official a Democrat He was, of course,
rot selected because of his political affiliations He
was chosen because he the man wanted for a
technical position.
BY all means, let us follow the suggestion of the
Chronicle. Let us keep politics OF the Alaska
Agricultural College and School of Mines, and let
us keep them out of all school matters
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

A New York chap complains that pretty
actress kept him three days a prisoner in her
She probably knocked the unfortunate
man down and dragged him her lair,
forced him into condition of intoxication
and otherwise marred his normal and credu-
lous nnocence-( Cincinnati Enquirer
Why not? These the days when con
tend all the rights the have had. We have
heard the merits of the cavemen sung Why have
our cavewomen?
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
AN EVENING PRAYER
Furnished by DR.. w. A. ALLEN \

Father, grant US we pray Thee the lost hunger
and thirst after righteousness the longing after and
for God. Grant unto us that drawing power by which
everything that is in shall call out for Thee
Become again Necessary unto With the morning
and evening light, at noon and at midnight, may we
feel the need of Thy companionshp. Though Thou
dost not speak man speaks. yet Thou call
out to u.s. and the soul shall know Thy presence
and shall understand by its own self what Thou
meanest Grant unto us this witness of the Spirit,
this communion of the soul with Thee-and not only
once or twice, but continually Amen
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
REPUBLICAN PRECEDENT AGAINST
4 TRADE OBSTRUCTION.

If President Harding should interfere prevent
the erection OF tariff walls that would hamper Ameri
foreign trade-particularly that with the Ameri-
continents--he would have excellent Republican
precedent to rely upon to establish regularity. The
last public utterances OF President Mckinley
behalf OF lower tariffs. He declared that the con-
tinued prosperity CT the United States depended
foreign markets for products and said that
could not cell foreign countries without purchasing
from them. President Roosevelt did carry this
work but Roosevelt always lodged the tariff question
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

always Will find Earl Works at Gar.
denersville, Ky.
"kayse" says he hopes Will won't
be, for he has just been married, but,
anyway, he says VIII B. Close lives
at Clay Center, Kan.
He is no lion, but just the same
Herb Rohrs at Falmouth, Ky.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
A Cynical View

It's tough to have an empty head,
And yet we think it's worse
To try to get through this old life
And have an empty purse.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

1t is reliably reported that Mr.. Bryan, if
mated, would favor sx-year term in the White
House. Washington Post.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
Famous Failures Of History

Famous Failures OF History
Hair tonics.
Reduction diets.
League of Nations.
William Hohenzollcrn.
William J. Bryan.
Prohibition.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
Fool Questions

Anxious" asks: Are the girls
dressed any warmer when they are
wrapped in slumber?" We pass.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

The circus magnates predict the end of circus
parades Why not abolish childhood altogether?-(New
York Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
One of the 10000, 900 on Radio

One Of the 1O,000,000 on Radio
well, there's this much about
wireless" remarked Blinks.
"How much?" queried links.
1--WE can at least find out what
the wild radio waves are saying"
replied Blinks.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

There's a Heap of Difference
"When men go to store"
Declared old Mr. Hopp,
"They only go to buy,
But women go to shop"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

INFORMATION WANTED.
Anyone knowing of whereabouts
Mr.. Tom Manchou please notify his
mother, H. Manchou, 4486 Easton
Ave, st. Louis Mo.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
IF 1t Fits

~ IL us
The women may talk a lot, but
when you are sick there Is nothing
quite so comforting as a woman's
voice, or when you are blue nothing
quite so cheering. or when you are in
sorrow there is nothing quite so
sweet There would be no use living
If the voice of the women were
stilled
We're willing to hazard the guess
that it is more often her husbands
charms that makes a widow so at
tractive
We may be wrong, out it strikes
us people only knock those whom
they know are better than they are.
The reason why some wives never
they always have made it point to
tell the truth.
Every married i1..o can be made a
happy enc if couples will only learn
to detour round the dangerous points.
A queeny woman cannot always
cook meal fit for a king.
1t proE&bly is just as easy to make
mole hills out Of mountains as it is
to do the reverse, il you only could
get people to make the experiment
The secret of business success is
giving the people what they want
and the secret of a successful mar
riage is giving the wife what she
wants
do clothes make the woman or
woman the clothes?' we are asked.
Do you ever stop to look twice at
window full of pretty dresses? Meth
er do We
Absence may make the heart grow
fonder but a few nice presents often
get even more satisfactory results.
What we need is guarantee for
marriage licenses, as well as automo-
bile tires, that they will go the whole
distance
The most important lesson In the
school of experience is to learn toI
think, but it also appears to be the
hardest for some people to learn.
They advertise ways to make the
household work easier. but we have
gotten eye strain looking for an al
vertisement of way to make paying
the household bills easier.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
What Did He Fill EN- With?

(UpIand Cor. Hastings (Neb.)
Tribune)
mold was elected a director to fill
John Simins' family and sufferers
last week.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

How did they come to fire that
little flapper stenographer? asked
Cert
The boss flared up because she
used so much powder, and then it
happened" replied Mabel.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
. Safety First

| do not think | want
To go up in the air,
Because you're never sure
How long you viii stay there.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22
Observations of Oldest Inhabitant

Observations of Oldest lnhabitant
Folks used to get just as much
excitement with the Pigs in Glover
puzzle trying to get the pigs in the
pen as they now get out of trying
to discover what the radio is saying.
Been Chewing Tootpicks, Maybe
Dear Sam: when Prof, o. Games,
English teacher at Hughes High
School calls the roll every morning it
runs like this:
Smith
Spitz
Wood w. N. II.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-22

The Knockers
Just let the knockers knock,
We know they should be shot.
But wise, indeed, Is he
Who learns to heed them not.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Yes. let the knocker know.
Even while he's home to roost,
For every knock you'll find
VIII soon become a boost
Adam Breede.
Daily Sentence Sermon
Life's paradox: The humber you
grow the greater you become.
News Of the Names Club
Others may go q strike, but you
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11

Rudolph Gjelsnsss of Eugene. Ore,
whoahas been a guest of his parents.
.Mr.aand Mrs. M. s.. Gjelsness of Reyn-
qdss&has gone to Berkeley. Cal,
wheEs he will take up his duties as Ii
hrarfAn at the University there. A
sister Miss Helen Gjelsness, accom-
panied him, and together they will
estson the way to California. Among
other places, they will visit Glacier
parki
CHESTER Bridgeman and Fred Ivcrs
OF Duluth, who have made their
hQmewith Mr.. and Mrs. r. F., Bridge
mAn%during a six-weeks' stay in the
city, left for their home on Sunday.
# III SRI + X X
Miss Ruth Dennis, 902 Walnut
street. has as guests for a few days
+ Clayton and Richard Hamilton Of
Cavalier, N. D..
Miss Gail o'Hara, niece Of E. j.
Saysrson., who has been i'll in a local
return to her home near Larimore on
Wednesday. Mrs. Severson will ac-
company her niece home.
@ X * ~ \
Miss Dorothy Serumgard Of Devils
Lake is a guest at the Gamma Phi
Beta, sorority house for a short time
; before going back to Minneapolis,
where h is in training at the Elite
hospital. She has spent the alast
three weeks with her people in Devils
Lake:
Mrs. l.. F. Gibson, 224 Almont ave-
nue., has had, Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
,Plnmmer OF Sales, N. D.. as her house
guests for a short time. They re-
turned to their home on Monday,
Mrs. E. S. L'Esperance and daugh-
Iter, Violet. 323 Chestnut street. have
lust returned from Alexandria. Mimi.
where they spcnt one week at Lake
.LHommedu. @
Misses Anna tKeubcr, Eulalie Cos
grif and Florence kcuber left Mon
day for Perham, Mimi. where they
hfye taken a summer cottage for
tHfee weeks. ION Friday, they will be
Joined by Miss Gladys Briton, who
Observation-Disclosures of the-pe-
Rod.
Miss Genevievc vovcf.. 521 North
Fourth street, who has spent the last
week visiting. with friends. in Leeds
Nd, returned to her home Monday
Miss Emma stavetefg Of Thomp-
son, n. D.. has Just returned from Il
three. weeks visit with her brother
in-law and sister, Mr.. and Mrs. J-A
of Duluth, MINI. Nj. and
Mrs. Tannahin are former Grand
! Forks residents.
Miss Staveteig visited points Of in
terest in Wisconsin and Minnesota
during her stay.
Mrs. .. M. Staveteig recently re.
turned from an auto trip tothe Twin
Cities where she was the guest o.
friends. ~.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11

The women OF the Federation OF
Labor will sponsor a card party in
the Odd Fellows hall on Thursday
afternoon. Play will begin at 2:45
O'Clock, and an invitation is extended
to everyone.
Misses Beret and Ruth Luneeth are
expected to return home this evening
from Crookston. where. they have
been guests Of their brother and sis
ter-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Lun-
seth, for a short time.
Miss Doris Fisk, daurhter OF
Judge c. j.. Fisk Of. Minot,. for.
merly Of Grand Forks, IL one Of the
three young women who have been
nominated by readers of the Minot
Daily News in a primary election
looking toward the selection OF Mi
not's most popular young lady to
take the part Of Miss .Whynot Minot,
who will open the Historical Pageant
which is being presented by the Mi
nection with the forticth anniversary
celebration in Minot July 81 and %
Others selected were Misses Cecille
Belanger and Claire Loomis.
The James Of these young s1ladie,
| will now be placed on an official bal
klot.~ and voting will be continued unit
July 10, at which time the WHINE,
will be announced. Miss .WhXpot
Minot will represent the city, and will
+ Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Dcheny. of Devils
Lake have spent the last week with
their cousin, Mrs. Della Purcell. 10:
! Cheyenne emu They returned tc
their home Monday morning. Edward
Purcell has as his house guest for q
short time Roy Huntstiger, who with
his mother is making his home al
! White Bear Lake during the sum.
mer months. .
Miss Grace Guam, ST. Chestnut
street left on, Monday morning fol
Fergus Falls and Ottertail Lake
Mimi. She will be away for abou'
one month.
Mrs. T. j. Heazlett and children O
Glasstop, n. D., are visiting with
Mrs. HeASlett's parents, Mr.. and Mrs
s. g. Mcintyre. south Of Grand Forks
for one week.
Mrs. Elixabeth Fitzgerald has re.
turned home after two weeks spent
with friends in Fargo.
Mrs. w. Erlundson left on Mon
day for Minneapolis to spend seyhfa
weeks visiting with her daughte,
there.
Mrs. F. NJ. Smith Of penholm
Sask.. who. has been the guest OF he,
son lin claw and. daughter, Mr.. and
! Mrs. H. w. Bundle. 705 .Universit,
avenue. left for her home on Monday
morning. She has been here for 81,
weeks. and spent a short time with
relatives at other points in North Da
xosa and in Minnesota.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11

Miss Catherine BARLEY. NOrpheum
block,.&went to Mimic this morning
to spend the remainder Of the week
with friends there.
Mrs. J. d. Wilde and her son War
rem have returned from points in Min
nesota and wisconsin, after eight
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Swanstorr of
St. Paul are visiting with Mr.. and
Mrs. Oscar Bridston. sos Chestnut
street. They -motored here from New
FFofden, Mimi, where they attende cd
the funeral of Mrs. ~Swanston's aunt,
Mrs. &:Sivert Nash.
The postponed meetin: OF the
Women's Catholic Order of F'oresters
will be held in the Knights of Colum-
bus club rooms beginning at s O'Clock
this evening. The regular meeting
night was Tuesday of last week.
Mrs. r. D. English and her sIS
daughters Of Niagara. were ,hostesses
at a miscellaneous shower for Miss
Ida 3. Kink. a"bride-clcct, on Satur-
day afternoon. The .honoIguest was
presented with a number of useful
gifts and they were conveyed to her
in a gaily decorated basket carried
by Emerson n donald Elmer, two
small E%randsons Of Mrs. English.
Garden and wild flowers were used
in the rooms. n the guests played
grand-nola during the afternoon.
High score vent t, Miss Lillian Dav-
ey. At the close of the hours, the
hostesses served refreshments. .
X
DR.. and Mrs. f. j. Hughes and
their little son. Robbie, came here
| from Langdon on Saturday to be the
weekend guests of DR.. Hughes par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. P, J. Hughes. SCI
international e for a few days.
A sister OF DR.. Hughes, Mrs. H. P,
Rreier of Vancouver, s.. c.. was also
a guest during this time and will re.
main here for the rest of the summer
with her parents.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11
Miss. Harris Is
lReturning<From
Delta Gamma Meet

Miss Katherine Harris, until a year
ago instructor in music at the state
university, is in the city on her way
oackifrom Spring Lake, N. j., where
she was q visitor at the convention
OF th4 Delta Gamma national sorority.
She.A4alsc spent some time in New
YorksSs5 Philadelphia and Washington,
y. q, while, in, the east She was ac-
companied by her sister, Miss Jean
cite Harris, who is also known here.
Miss katherine Harris has for the
last year been associated with Prof.
P.sD.@ Norton. former head OF the de-
partraent of music at the state uni
FIRSTLY and who is now head Of COM
muntty music and Of public school
inlslei in Flint, Mich. Miss Harris will
Aforementioned here as a cellist of
ability. Next year she expects to
study music in Chicago.
Miss Elizabeth Gaulke, who was
thes{delegate from the local chapter
ot Delta Gamma, is visiting with
Trends in the east and will not return
honns for some time.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11
PAGE SEVEN.

!fair exhibit aA Stanley On Lnly I'LL,
30 andss2l ], this year; The Fair FialSJboE
largely agricultural In tie dA6pjJxysSs
and special features hasi sheen secured
by the fair asoSctation ~ which Geo.
Dixon; stanley, u 1scs4tayyss
Entriea close at&l4 lei on.
July ~ and the REGULAR program viii
start at 1880 ON the fAMe day. A
big program of races and amuse-
n,entl Is scheduled to xtArt ct that
hour. Band ~con6sets, side-shoWA
special GRAND stand ATTRACTIONS and
races will Sgive fair visitors plenty Of
enjoyment. $%l
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11
Reports OF Trouble,
In Tampico Fields
Declared Exaggerated

Mexico City, July lib the LAS
American state department from the
Tampicp oil region. describing re-
newed activities by the bandit Goro-
gave. are without confirmation here.
Instead, semi-official statements are
that the rebel activities have been
exaggerated and that the entire dis
trict is very tranquil.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11

"A complete directory Of the stand
ing, committees named by theShxecu-'
tive board of the North Dakota Fed
Grafton Business and Professional
women's clubs. has been made pub
lie. The executive board is made up
Of the following women Miss Hen
ricka s.. Beach of Bismarck, 'presi-
dent; Mrs. .VernA Vietch Of Devils
Lake, vice president; Miss, Deborah X.
Lyman Of Jamestown, recording sec
Rotary; Miss Mcdora Knox Of Grand
Forks, corresponding secretary. and
Miss NJ. fulfill OF Minot, treasurer.
A list of committee chairmen, with
Ansa8tAnts, is given below. Legislat-
i've, Mrs. Geno of Devils Lake, chair
man.. Mrs.. Kate S. Wilder Of Fargo,
and Miss Hulda Winsted OF Minot.
Miss Mary Downcy, bismarck. chair
man; Miss Baldwin of Williston. and
Miss M. Helen Davies Of Grand Forks.
Publicity, Miss Helen Leo Of Grand
Forks, Miss Hazel Pearce of Bis
marck, and Miss Margaret Bradt of
Fargo. Finance. Miss NJ. Tuffli,
treasurer, of Minot, chairman: Miss
Miss Marie <. f. stiening Of Fargo.
Independent woman, Mrs. j. A.
Murphy Of jamestown, chairman;
Mrs. Kearfoth Of Minot, Mrs. ". J.
Westergard OF Valley City. organi-
cation, Miss Hazel Nelson of Bis
marck. chairman; Miss Mae Winters
of Mikot. The auditing committee
will be appointed later from dele~
gates in attendance at the next con-
ventton.
Miss Marie Weisbecker, who has
been in training at st. Luke's hospital
In st. Paul during the last nine
months. is here to spend "a three
weeks vacation with her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. c.. F. Weisbeckcr, 325 WAL
nut street: Miss Weisbecker is con-
which she underwent recently. :
Miss Esther B.. sinms, Riversid,
park, left Monday morning for points
in South Dakota. She will be the
guest Of Mrs. A. ciiard in Huron for
Miss Ruth Scott SIS First avenue.
10 at home after spending two weeks
vacation with relatives in Fergus
Falls and Fargo.
R. J.. Beatty OF Woodstock, I'll,
who has been the guest of his son
tn-lav and daughter, DR.. and Mrs.
q. r. Sherman. for the last two weeks,
left at roc Monday for his home.
Mr.. Beatty underwent an operation
At Rochester some time ago, and Mrs.
Sherman, who was with him during
his illness. brought him to Grand
Forks for a visit at her home. Mr.
Beatty's- health is greatly Improved.
Mrs. F. F. Fletcher, 1901 Belmont
avenue. has as her guest her sister,
Miss Clara 1ddings of st, Paul.
A .(2!
Miss Esther stinson,' Jos Untyer-
sity avenue. spent the weekend with
her aunt, Mrs. G. n, Billings, at Gray
Gables cottage Maple Lake:
Mr.. and Mrs. Burl Carr and Mr.,
and Mrs. David Richie, all Of Valley
City, stopped in Grand: Forks pps Sun
day. enroute to Winnipeg, whsra they
expect to spend several days. They
Fare travelling BY snotor.
Miss Rose Ferch, 40l North Fourth
street, left !. today to spend three
weeks as the guest of relatives in
Cavalier and Nsche, n. D.
Mrs. James IArmour and daughter,
Miss Rhoda, Mrs. Airline Momyer,
Mr.. ". J. GR1braith and Misc Vivian
NelEon are here from LAriihore,a go
spend two or three days with friends.
Mrs. MARX W,i,!ams q chicago !.
Mrs.. N. L. Williams, so7 North
Fourth street,
IL s~SE4sst- E%HF. q 100 rF-. 81 5xaH8- -
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-07-11
Billy Wh,iis.kers
~ Frances rreso montgomery.

Well, as i was saying. continued
Button. - Stubby and BILLY listened,
"wo kept falling into these air holes,
- I call them until at last we
struck one over a valley through
which an a river. We were sailing
along ct the rate Of a mile a minute,
air, when without. warning we fell
like q shot toward the earth, and be-,
fore Harry could do a thing to stop
the machine, we landed kersplash
right In the middle OF the river. It
would have been alt-up with US and
the machine had we struck the land.
but luckily we struck the water, and
U airship, being a hydroplane in
stead Of a biplane or a monoplane,
ltke you fellows came in, we simply
to ioat down the stream with tho
current. AZ luck would have it., we
never broke a thing, and the current
OF the. riverS was SO swift that it. car
rief us. several hundred feet before
1arry could make up his mind what
to do. And then it was made up for
him: Right before us was a bend
ii the river, and as the h%ydroplane
rounded this sharp curve she struck
out with his long rope and made the
hydroplane secure before it could
hoat OF. Then he said to me:
"a pretty close call, Button,
wasn't it? Now let's get something
to eat. for l am terribly hungry and
there is no knowing when We can get
out Of this valley and across these
mountains. BY the time we get a fire
built and U coffee boiling it Will be
almost dark, I am afraid. wonder
where we are: We seem to be in a
wilderness, surrounded by high hills,
or mountains, without a sign Of habi-
tation. so think | will prepare, to
stay here all night and by morning
the air condition may have changed
and I will be able to sail out, OF here
without 80 much danger. That nice
level strip of land yer there will be
a fne place to start from. Now l will
10 and cut some pine boughs. which
will make a good he'd with my
blanket. spread cver them. Now for
my fire., then my coffee and sand
wches.,, But when he went to get the
box of food he found that in zone OF
the sudden dips he had lost it.
Button. Button. what, in the
world. are we to do? Here we are
as hungry as two bears, without a
thing to eat, and only a little coffee
to drink. I might possibly catch a
fish, had>I a line. But by. the time
I had caught it. cleaned it and gotter
it ready to cook it would be too dark
to- see the bones. Besides. fish is not
good without salt or pepper. 1t seem.
to me l never was SO hungry in my
life!'"N r.
Tomorrow youT hear what tn.
hungry pair did, ~