The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-25
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f"'NF 80 tahh
April, June and November;
All the rest have thirty one
With the exception OF February
Which usually has twenty eight,
Thus making II difficult Tor b0otlerRern
To earn az much a. usual"
-consress Lake. to) Club Chats.
Grandma oadobout writes from Wei, water
Springs that she and three other girls have taken a
cottage there for the summer.
81 Peter You say you lived IN AlbuqueraueY p"
candidate; Yes your reverence. the best all the
~. Peter. viewer mius, Did You ever ?"
Candidate And q 10 in the heart OF !"
by tho side OF the road on the mesa, or deaecrais
stree, corners or landscapes with biilboards7"
Canddate; = aid. your reverence. hut u ="
~. Peter: step right into that elevator"
Candidate; Thanks, Pete. when does II 10 up7"
81 Peter 1t doesn't go up. ~ goes downi"
DoBEIB's mxTuRE
W. /. DoBeli started suit for divorce yesterday
against Catherine DoBeii.
Local News Item.
That Joyous looking gentleman you saw yesterday
just after he had babe his family goodbye for the
Wednesday what In the world he b. going to do
with himself after supper.
Silent Cal cooksge Is living up to his fame.
what do you think OF my japanese shoesg"
Perfectly snndaloua, my dear
Inasmuch as prohibition on ships Of American
registry Is no; good business, Il h very probable that
ships OF American registry win not be asked to In
force prohibition.
A gentleman OF our acquaintance who has been
artisIicaliy or politically inclined. rnys he wsl write
a book OF his personal experiences which he will oali
The Depths OF Obscuriiy."
CAPITOL CITY STUFF
] sing a song OF Santa Fo.
So ancient and antique-iHh,
Nith natives wearing brand new shoes.
80 yelio" and so squeakish.
see the grand ma-mas In shawis.
with fringe 40 long aud snaky.
II saves the purchase OF a hat
And maybe waists. from Jakey.
! see the pale face In the street
In garments that are fr~akish.
For here when man wesrs business clo,heJ.
They think hts mind Is weakish.
lie dons his Knockers. boots or puts.
And shirt OF green or yellow.
A necktie OF the rainbow hue
Then he's a bang-up fellow.
You think ! hate the way they dress'
You're pumping the wrong handle.
For when. old dear. l am In Rome.
l am a Roman candle.
Before going on to the next outburrt. our foury
elocutioniss viii r-cite, u am only a bakers daugh-
Ter. but ] knead u lot Of dough" ~
A NEWS ITEM IN WAS. NOT a
sir: II you can tell me what mi. a Ali about
maybe J wli sleep better. PARAGRAPH one says that
the orchestra viii dine wish the audience. Para
graph 2 says five OF the lbstruments lire sistern nnd
than 4 takes six OF them to play a solo. The article
~ ~ from the Journal tAlbuquerque Morning.. The
article:
Admit II now-the combination % catchy music
sdd charming young women i irresistible. From the
moment this splendid orchestra starts the openins
number In the afternoon unai their final number at
night the audience " with them.
Every member Of the company plays one instru.
ment especially well. Five OF them are sisters and
have had the advantage OF developing their musical
ensemble numbers are 80 well rendered that this
little orchetiIs Of six people produces music. both
popular and q iss.c. such ar you would expect from
"A mucn larger OrHnDtEnflDu. The aOlO work Of all