davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

/ Oh. what beautiful weather. My
/. yes. isn't it just fine. Did you
ever see anything like it? And
such superb mornings do so
! like to ride these beautiful morn
/ ings before it gets too warm. Yes
Edo, too And have you noticed
(, how the roses are blooming, and
the yes, while I was out yes
1erday l saw some near the edge
of 'town-oh, just exquisite, and
| such colors, but I always like dah-
las best
! Oh you should have seen the
Easter lilies I saw this morning.
Do. come out riding with me some
tiIfie. Yes 1 have been intending
to call at your home for the
longest time and said to John only
yeSterday-You know we Will both
be delighted-Ycs and I want you
to come and see us-My goodness
here it is already 10. and l had a
date with my dressmaker at $3.50.
Well be sure and come and
late now and then I've got TO go to
the dentists. goodness gracious. that
foniT leaves me half an hour. l have
an Appointment with him at eleven,
i I know can never make it in time
Yes had to have two teeth attend
ed to last week. If there is any
thing on earth / detest, etc, etc,
Well I must hurry for if don t
get that dress fitted, etc, etc, etc.
| Dear. be sure and come to- see us
soon. Yes I Will. and You come
10 see us. and bring little Annie
along, etc, etc. etc. You know
| the last time we took that child
calling l thought ] would die
| laughing, Cher is related a long
story in fulD Yes she is nischevi-
Gus but such a dear little thing,
when her father came home the
other night she met him at the
door and (here another story in
! ldetaiD Well l don't mind children
as q rule. but just can't tolerate
that - child. I've never seen
such rudeness since / was born.
The night we called for the card
party (here is related another story
IN detaiD Well dear now do try
land come to see us. (Time is now
;ten-thirty) Yes, yes, and / am
going to bring a girl friend who is
visiting me, Miss So and So from
1 Charlotte. shes such q sweet girl.
II just, know y@u'll be crazy about
her and by the way 1 want to
tell you about the time I had When
I visited her people last summer
! etc, ETC., etc.
Editors, note. The above is a
/; puzzle. Can you tell whether this
! conversation was between two mer
or two women?
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

said Mike. For We would never
dare TO call ME a liar if Oh was
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

Ma" said youngster. there's
q man in the kitchen hugging and
kissing the hired girl" When his
mother started for the kitchen he
shouted: April fool. Its only
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

Two Irishnlen were working on
the roof of building one day.
when one made a mis-step and fell
to the ground The other leaned
over and called:
Are ye dead or aloive. Mike ??'
Dim alive" said Mike feebly.
Sure. we're such 4 liar OF don't
know whether to believe yes or
not
We'll. thin, Oil must be dead y
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

.a little girl whose hair cracllles
when she combs it was told by her
mother that she had electricity in
her hair
oh" she exclaimed. "How up
to-date we are. I have electricity
in my hair and grandma has gas
on her stomach. The Synchron-
Gus Motor.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

Eventually we may learn TO
speak of our country as these Unit
ed BlOcs.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

The local reporter just came in
and said "Poulos, you have about
got to the end of your rope" He
was referring TO the cigar which
we had been nursing for the past
hour and half which was burned
down TO below the danger lire
(Laugh here). We are smoking
them short this spring trying 70
economiZe. (Stop laughing here,
this is no laughing naatter). Cigars
have come down in price some but
we haven't noticed that the quality
has gone up.-much. There is no
doubt that cigars be a luxury, but
we must have them regardless. and
If the anti-tobacco league or what
ever anti it is trying to drive every
form of tobacco from existence and
prohibit smoking in the United
States ever succeeds in putting
this prohibition bill through -*.
!"!H.*!s'!** right then is wlel. we
are ready TO leave for South Amer-
ica or Mexico.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

Mother of fifteen; father Of
fourteen''-headhne., 1t was. puz-
zIins. until we saw that it referred
to age, not. number.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

Other siamese twins in need of
an operation are Ireland.-Wash-
ington Post
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

April showers spoil spring hat
flowers.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-04-15

The mist that hides the sun
shine OF prosperity is the pessimist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
Has Powerful Influence
Over Rheumatism
Druggists Guarantee First Pint Bottle
Of Allenrhu to Show the Way to
Complete Recovery

Mr.. James H. Allen, of Congress ave-
rue. Rochester, y. Y. suffered for
years with rheumatism Many times
this terrible disease left him helpless
and unable to work
He finally decided, after two years of
ceaseless study that no one can be free
from rheumatism until the accumulated
impurities, commonly called uric acid
deposits, are dissolved in the joints and
muscles and expelled from the body.
With this idea in mind he consulted
physicians, made experiments and fin.
ally compounded a prescription that
quickly and completely banished every
sign and symptom of rheumatism from
his system.
He freely gave his discovery, which
lie called ALLENRHU, to others, who
took it, with what might be called mar
velous success. After years of urging
he decided to let sufferers everywhere
know about his discovery through the
newspapers and instructed druggists to
guarantee full pint bottle as above
stated. All druggists can supply you.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
COTTON FACTOR
To ADDRESS MEN
HER EAPRIL II
Moser Will be First of Num-
ber of Speakers Who Will
Talk to The Farm
erS.

c. o. Moser of Dallas. secretary of
the American Cotton exchange. will
be in Ardmore Tuesday, April II, and
will address the business men of Ard.
more and farmers throughout the
county, who are especially invited to
hear his talk on orderly and Co.
Operative Marketing of Cotton" The
address will be delivered at 1880
o'clock Tuesday afternoon at the
court house.
Mr.. Moser's visit to Ardmore and
Carter county is the first in series
of statewide meetings in the interest
Of the Cotton Growers association.
Walter Colbert, president of the
state association, will speak through.
out the county
THE average person does not un-
derstand the functioning and purpose
of the association Mr. Colbert said.
1T is organized primarily for the pur-
pose Of the marketing Of cotton TO the
best advantage Of the farmer, and this
we propose 10 do
II trust that every business man,
especially. will make it a point to be
present al the time Mr. Moser is here.
He has q message of Importance 10
deliver and want everyone to hear
him"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

viii Stubblefield. 10 + street
southwest. suffered some very painful
injuries Wednesday night when his
car run off a bridge near Brock. The
accident occurred at about IL o'clock
He was brought to the Hardy sani
tarium for treatment.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
Are You Ailing?
A Suggestion Worth While

Jackson. Miss.-"My trouble was fem.
inne weakness. | suffered misery at
times and was weak most all OF the
time. | was reading in a newspaper
about Doctor Plerces Favorite Pre-
scription and | saw that l could order
enc Of DR., Pierce's books, the Common
Sense Medical Adviser" from him. so
l did, and found my complaint was
woman's trouble. | started on the Fav-
orite Prescription and am glad to say
it did me all the good In the world. l
had three doctors; they. all said that
l had to be operated on, but after
using the Prescription | began to feel
better. l have now taken three bottles
and feel fine. Am glad to recommend
DR.. Pierces medicine to all my friends. I"
Mrs. Pearl Holt, 934 Deer Park St,
Send s1.00 to DIR. Pierces Invalids'
Hotel in Buffalo, n. Y, for the Medi'
cal Adviser, in cloth cover, 1000 pages,
fully illustrated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
Palm Room Opens
At Ringer Drug
Store on FRIDAY

Formal opening of the Palm Room
at Ringer drug store, West Main
street. will be held Friday night from
the hours Of to 10 o'clock at which
time music will be furnished by the
Southern Four, punch will be served
and favors of carnations presented the
feminine guests.
With trailing vines combined with
roses, carnations and spring flowers,
stately palms and other decorations
the Palm Room presents a veritable
garden, extremely inviting to those
who would seek beauty and pleasure.
The Palm Room is located in n
balcony in the rear of the store
with broad stairs leading up to it,.
Several small tables over which hang
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

Mrs J. b. Wall has been removed
from the Hardy sanitarium to the home
OF her daughter Mrs. J. A. Edwards,
O and Third avenue, southwest, where
she will remain for few days during
her convalesence from serious illness.
Mrs. Elmo c. Glenn of Tulsa is visit
ing her mother, Mrs. NJ. A. Hardy.
northwest of the city.
Mrs. Files Eddrington of Osceola,
Texas, is here on account of the ill
ness Of her mother. Mrs. Jack Young.
No 4 Washington apartments. Mrs.
Young's condition is slightly improved.
Mrs. F. A. Bogardus returned today
from OKLAHOMA City where she spent
several days visiting with relatives and
friends.
Judge w. d. Potterf went to Norman
yesterday for a short visit with his son.
Henry. who is student in the univer-
sity
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
County Board Plans
Details for Great
Fair Here This Year

At a meeting of the Carter County
Free Fair board Thursday morning at
the office of the county agent, Secre'
tary John Sinpkins was authorized to
confer with city officials to have the
fair grounds laid off into lots and blue
prints made so that concessions at the
1922 fair can be handled efficiently.
l.. ID. Rickey was reappointed TO
look after the concessions for the fair.
Walter Colbert and o. X. Darden were
appointed to confer with the city Off
cials on the matter of the building Of
a new livestock pavilion. The privi-
lege of holding hog sale in August
at the fair grounds was given w, j.
Richardson of Cheek.
Another important matter was the
launching of arrangements For series
of races TO be held at the fair grounds
July and 4.
A number Of matters pertaining to
various phases of the fair were dis
cussed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
Free to Asthma and Hay
Fever Sufferers
Free Trial of a Method That Anyone
Can Use Without Discomfort
or Loss Of Time

We have method for the control
OF Asthma and we want you to try il
at our expense. No matter whether
your case is of long standing or re-
cent development, whether it is pres
ent as Hay Fever or chronic Asthma
you should send for free trial of our
method. No matter in what climate you
live, no matter what your age or &C.
cupation, if you are troubled with asth-
ma or hay fever, our method should
relieve you promptly.
We especially want to send it to
those apparently hopeless cases, where
all forms of inhalers, douches, opium
preparations, fumes, patent smokes" 4"
etc, have failed. We want to show ev-
eryone at our expense, that our method
is designed to end all difficult breathing
all wheeling and all those terrible par
cXysms.
This free offer is too important 10 ne
slect a single day. Write now and be
gin the method at once. Send no money.
Simply mail coupon below. Do it Today
you do not even pay postage.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

individual lights are nicely arranged
A Victrola and Edison are provided
for the pleasure Of the guests as are
many other attributes which will
doubtless make this one of the most
popular gathering places for parties
and the younger set.
For the opening day special order
on the menu will be fresh strawberries
and whtpped cream.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

With a score of 49 out OF so birds,
Don Cochran led the weekly registered
shoot of the Ardmore Gun club on
Wednesday afternoon. Judge West
came second with 46 out of so. Mrs.
Don Cochran was the only woman
shooting and scored 80 out of So
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

c. l.. London, formerly of Ardmore.
but who has been living in Oklahoma
City while connected with the corpora.
ton commission office. has resigned
and will return to Ardmore to be asso
ciated with hs father, Joe NJ. London
Sr., in the insurance business.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
CAMP FIRE GIRLS WILL
BE GUESTS At DINNER

The Wabansee group of Camp Fire
Girls will be entertained with dinner
in the basement of the First Presby-
terian church on Friday evening" The
serving of the dinner will be in charge
OF Corinne Jones who is soon TO receive
the rank Of firemaker. Miss Ouida
jackson who has lived in Ringing for
some months will be an honor guest ~
the dinner party.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
CITY BRIEFS

H. A. Ennis. who has been quite i'll
several weeks and who is now in the
Hardy sanitarium for treatment, is
resting we'll
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

Thelma Ruth Nelson, the little
daughter of Mrs. Oscar Nelson of
Paris. Texas, who is the guest of her
sister. Mrs. Tom Graham. SIS North
Washington, is suffering from the ef
fects Of swallowing button. II is
likeyl that the child will be compelled
to undergo an operation.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
OFFICERS SEEKING POSTOFFICE
SAFE BLOWERS In ARKANSAS

PLUAINrERV1LLE, Ark. - Authori
ties here are searching for safe blow
ers who early Wednesday opened the
safe Of the postoffice and escaped with
$1,000 in war savings stamps and be
tween $50 and SIS in cash. The reg
istered mail was examined, but moi
taken.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06

w, r. Rittenhouse of Santa Anna,
California who was called to Ardmore
on account of the death of his fathsr
Joshua Rittenhouse, left yesterday to
return home. Mr.. Art Rittenhouse, j
nephew Of Mr.. j. Rittenhouse, return.
ed to his horne In Severence, Kansas
on Tuesday
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
South American Fights.

NEWARK, N. J.-Luis Firpo, cham.
pion heavyweight boxer of South Amer.
lea, defeated Joe Mccain, local heavy
weight, last night, scoring technical
Knockout in the sixth round
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-06
NOTICE

Liberty Theater now showing five
shows daily. Shows ! p. m. y. M,
p. m, and . p. m.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
INTERESTING
SPORT NOTES

Tufts college is to have a field ex-
clusively for football.
Princeton crew will be entered in
four important races this spring.
Hockey has been recognized as q
winter sport at the University of Min
nesota.
Syracuse is negotiating for a la
crosse game with oxford university,
England.
A. A. AlIechine, Russian chess ex-
pert, has challenged Jose Casablanca,
worlds champion.
BacAfield men seem to be the choice
for the captaincy Of most of the foot
ball eleyens for 1922.
One of the peculiar angles to the
boxing game is that a fighter is never
all in till he is knocked out.
Lewis (Red) Lutz, a Cincinnati
catcher, viii get a tryout with the Gin
cinnati Nationals next spring.
The Kansas City club last week
signed Pitcher Ray Caldwell. recently
released by the Cleveland Indians.
Cornell boasts four fully equipped
polo teams. Army officers instruct the
student candidates IN the equestrian
sport
The New York Giants win have two
sets of brothers next year in George
and Reynolds Kelly and Jesse and Yir-
gil Barnes.
Athletic officials of McGill univer-
sity will accept the invitation of SYRIA
cuse university to send the McGill
football team to Syracuse next fall.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
GARNER GETS LARGE SALARY
American Jockey to Receive Huge Sum
for Riding for Aga Khan, an
Indian Prince.

William Duke and Guy Garner,
American trainer and jockey. respec-
lively, for the stable which the Aga
Khan, an Indian prince, is getting to-
gether for 1922. win receive the largest
salaries ever paid on the French turf.
Duke. formerly trainer for the w. l..
Vanderbilt string, is said to have
signed a contract calling for a guar
antee of 100000 francs, with a percent
age Of 20 per cent Of the stake win
nings. Gamers retainer IS made up
in dollars and is said to top the amount
paid by Vanderbilt TO frankie O'Neil
of ST Louis, who up to This year was
reputed to he the highest paid jockey
on the continent
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
NO RULES GOVERN F0URS0ME
Governing Body Takes No coqnizsnce
of Popular Game of American
Golf Players.

Strange to say, there are no rules
made by the Royal and Ancient club
Of ST. Andrews, which rules govern
American golf generally, to cover the
ordinary foursome Of the American
links, in which four players compete
each for himself That seems to be
thu most popular number Of players
in q match in America, vet the gov
erning body Of golf takes no coeniz-
anca Of this Kind Of match. A four
BAH match IS defined in the rules ms
two players playing their better bail
against the better BAH Of two other
Players Tie reason for this neglect
Is that abroad they iust don't play
that kind Of a match
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
CORNELL is BOOMING
ALL-ROUND ATHLETES
Six Cups Offered to Most Versa
tile Student.
Track and Field Events TO Be Decided
Every Saturday and Scoring
Will Be Recorded or Per-
centaee Basis.

Cornell university is making an eff
fort to develop the all-round track
athlete. As a spur to versatility, six
cups have been offered, to be awarded
annually to the first three winners in
decathlon and pentathlon contests to
be conducted under the direction of
Coach Jack Moakley.
The cups will be awarded at the end
of the season as a result of a series
Of track and field events to be decided
every Saturday as part of the weekly
track meets held by Coach Moakley
for the development Of his squad.
Scoring will be recorded on q per-
centage basis. so that the man having
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
L You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have You ever stopped to reason why
It IS that SO many products that ere ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
Of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself. az like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, 10 those who are in need of il.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example Or. Kilmers Swamp Root. A
preparation I have sold for many wears
and never hesitate to recommend, for In
almost every case it shows excellent re.
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success Of DR..
kilmer's Swamp Root is due TO the fact.
so many people claim, that it fulfl.s al.
mos. every wish in overcoming kidney.
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle Of
Swamp Root by Parcels Post. Address
DIR. klmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores. Advertisement
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07

the highest average for the season
will be declared the winner of the
first place cup. Second and third
places will be similarly awarded.
The events chosen for the decathlon
are the 75-yard dash, the 6O-yard
hurdles, the 300-yard run, the $50
yard run, the running high jump, the
running broad jump, the pole vault, the
discus throw, the jayelln throw, and
the 16-pound shot-put
The pentathlon as chosen by Moak-
ley will comprise the running broad
jump, the javelin throw, the 12O-yard
dash, the 880-yard run and the discus
throw.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
ROMNEY AFTER MORE H0NORS
Captain-Elect of Chicago University
Football Team Is Classy Basket
ball Player.

Milton Romney, captain-elect of the
Maroon football team, Awho played a
stellar part in Chicag6s gridiron tri-
umphs over the Princeton Tiger and
Wisconsin Badger is a versatile youth,
During the hectic camp Ign just
closed he demonstrated his remarkable
ability as quarterback and team tao
tician and earned position on the sec
ond all-conference team, rating just
below Aubrey Devine.
Now he is bent on acquiring addi-
tional lanrels on the Maroon basket
ball squad.
Romney. who is member of fam
fly of brilliant athletes. long famous
for their football. baseball and basket
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
Milton Romney.

fall achievements in the Rocky noun
tain region, is a shifty, quick-thinking
Yellow, possessing all the natural quail
s1ications of a brilliant basketball
player. As quarterback he was fire.
quently called upon to execute forward
passes and his shots invariably tray
eled with deadly accuracy.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
Pirates STICK 10 sna.

The Pittsburgh Pirates VIII return
10 Hot Springs for their spring train
Ing This was TO be expected, and
President Dreyfuss confirmed il in re-
ny to an invitation inviting him TO
take his team to some other town in
Texas.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
". n U, MILWAUKEE, NO. 1-fs22.
Ballroom Dancing.

The earliest form OF ballroom dane
Ing was the Quadrille, started about
1915. This was followed by the Ian
GERS, invented in 1886. The polka was
adopted In 1888. The waltz, which
came FROM Germany. in 1885 did not
become popular as a ballroom dance
till later. The two-step is an Amerl,
can invention.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
CRIBS SHORTEST PUTT

Interc@ Iiegiare footballs short
est punt Is believed 70 have been
recorded In the University 81
Nebraska vs. Pittsburg contest
at Forbes field recently.
H8lfbaek LeWellEH VI NcJras-
ia kicked almost iii right angles
70 the PITT goal line and oar of
bounds the distance ~ tie boot
being three yards.
Ills effort mas Lot be q record
btJ ne report of a shorter one
has come ia
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
Ocean Race February II.

The Miami - Palm Beach and re-
turn ocean cruiser powerhoat race j.
announced for February II next, open
- the years competitive racing.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-01-07
He Was ONLY sparrIna.

Judge-A few minutes ago you
swore that you were only sparlng
with the plaintiff and that was what
injured him. Now we have proved
that You struck him over the head
with a blunt instrument. Why did you
lie2
Prisoner was telling the exact
truth, your honor it was piece of
spar hit him with.