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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-19
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New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
Who Of Us Would Want
a Really Perfect Dog?

Who is there who, after having ac-
qured new dog whose affectionate nature
set him all of trembe whenever YOU looked
at him, would want expect that dog to do
anything else but howl for hours when YOU
put him down cellar for the first night? What
would anybody give for any dog who always
ate from plate instead of from neighhor's
garbage pail. or who refused to jump up on
your bed and lie on your best new silk sweater
after he had been swinging back from the
post-ofice in a drizzling rain? What would
any one give for puppy dog who pever tore
anything to pieces who would be certain not
to chew your best slippers, or worry the edges
off your new Chinese rug?
What we are all looking for is a dog that
will cause US much trouble as possible and
will always be on hand to furnish us with a
topic for conversation. And the worse he is
the more dlsreputable, the ornerior the more
uncertain in his habits and disposition, the
more valuable he is for ones purpose What
can be said of perfect dog--one who has
taken first prizes, all of whose points arc
No. Except that he cost thousand dollars
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

on him and squash him and he would groan
and his eyes would begin to start out of their
sockets and he would groan some more amid
shreks of laughter. and you would somehow
get the idea that he was enjoying his suffer
ing much that he expected you to envy
him.
Talk about unknown heroes-what life
a childrens pet leads, anyway But if you
are going to offer dog up in cause like
this and want to get safe one, bull is
about the best. 1t would seem, indeed that
for safety first purposes, you could almost
Judge dog by the length and sharpness of
his nose.
Take the Collies or the Pekineseses. or any
other of the sharp-nosed dogs. They may not
he exactly treacherous, but they will bite when
the snub-nosed dogs will not; and they will
bark. A Collie will bark his head off at any
thing. He likes to hear the sound of mis- own
voice much as any Congrcssman; he pre-
fers barking to any other form of amuse-
ment. Barking satisfies him. He cares little
for extensive travel any street section, where
he can vibrate from curb to curb and bark
will do him. If you have nothing else to do
and wish continuous occupations get collie
and YOU can spend your time quite completely
in keeping his hair combed. After you have
given him bath in the tub by holding him
in with main force while you pour hot and
cold water over his PROSTATE form and after
you have let him loose and he has shaken him
self all over the new wallpaper in four or five
rooms it is refreshing to have, him wander
down cellar for the first time in weeks and lie
down in the few tons Of coal that you are
hoping and praying will last out the winter.
You can then begin all over again.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
Lke Country, Like Dog,
Is a Poor Maxim,

1t almost seems IL the dogs who are
linked up with different countries did not have
the traits for which the countries are noted
There is the Scotty, who has sense of humor;
there is the Irish terrier, who, it is true, likes
to % OF on bats, but who has such sense of
shame that no Irishman was ever known to
feel And there is the daschund; dear me-
they are such gentle creatures. Being short
haired, they feel the cold A daschund will
AatpaIly bury himself in bed of live Goals in
the winter time to keep warm. And AZ foot
warmers they have no equal A daschund
will sleep quietly at the foot of your bed, and
will allow you to place your tootses in the
znaaIl Of his back on cold winters night with
cut the slightest resentment. Poor fellows!
what hard time of it they had when the war
came on and how silly of people to care that
they were assumed to have been made in Ger
many! Besides, they are quite intelligent
It would seem. indeed, as it the intelligence
cf dogs Was proportioned to their size.
should ssy that an Airedale, slightly larger
than an Irish terrier, knows quite much
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

clothes from strange man who cape on my
premises, and cost another fifty How
could he know that he wasn't saving NV life
IN exchange for the one | had saved After
all, one learns from dogs that we cannot al
ways measure things in this world by re-
suits so much as we can by Intentions
And then-speaking of onalities-there
Is the British bull, who seems to have the
characteristics Of his native land. But does
ne he hangs on, to be sure. He is not
bright as for instance, is fox terrier or a
French poodle; but you can do pretty much
anything you like to him and he will stand
for it. You know how it is with an English
man--lf one of them is winked at in any
part Of the world the whole tribe rises up.
Well, an English bull simply has no feelings,
when it comes to being mauied. have seen
children do things to English bull almost
any fraction Of which roughness would have
made me snarl at and hate them cordially.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

maybe and has been bred to act Ike se1sT
man? The talk about him ends rlgh' uss'
In selecting dog, therefore, for nome p9'
poses, always get one that viii cause you .
much trouble as possible--and everybody s's''
We need more discipline, anyway, IN out na.' 10
lives. We need somebody 10 care 2or. - :.
dren are no longer useful for this purpose :
anybody attempts TO love baby noNaca's's
take him up, or, in fact. be il any way osss-.
to him, one gets the onee-over rom =.
trained nurses and the doctors and other en-
cheney people who control ones oes..'
Everything is being ordered and arranseu =.
us. Our only safety lies in acquiring gu
responsible dog, one not TOO large ho'
small, who win make life miserable Tor e.as
body and keep our capacity Tor LOVING -. =.
we'll exercised Almost any dog WI. 90 Nss
pedigree isn't too long and whose nAn :. =
too short Test him out by seeing ~
howl to music Try him with mou'o "
If at the end of minute and hal OF ss
tail begins to quiver. he sways ms heaa !.
side to side, his nose goes up IN the an
he opens his mouth and howlS Ike an up's.
tered uhalele then YOU will know Sns, -.
has feelings. has the right kind of lss1as ,ass
that he hss real, substantial bass o. s.
and affection and is bound TO cause w.
end of concern.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
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home to and bat his eyelids bit I would say
with sneer: "Well. amt you just ashamed
Of yourself" That was enough; he would
give me a reproachful look, wrap his tail
cIose TO his hollow stomach and sneak off
no more for hours, when ne would gradually
emerge into the light of day and home and
restored confidence and in couple of rounds
hinself-unti the next time
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

reading. And he or she says not necessarily,
for he or she only had it out month And
so on. BY this time you will at least have
broken the ice.
You cannot count on the newspaper room
so much as common meeting ground. Ap-
pearances there are deceptive. The gentle
man who used to live in the West walks over
to the rack which holds his home town paper
He is almost certain to find some one reading
it. After wait of some minutes he is unable
to restrain his feeling Of comradeship. He re-
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

ton or some one Just had run off the pres
after months of effort, only TO find that tn
other villager who could read had got 1t II
the library you always seem able to find some
thing somebody has written on anything under
the sun, end how sou approach your reference
doesn't seem TO matter. There was the man
we saw IN the south reading rocm wno esl-
IDENTIFY had struck knotty problem N ns
reading and decided to sleep on 1t. Apes',
emily, if one neither reads nor snores ocs S1a
it is all right.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

the book nor the person. They are both
out somewhere together.
Your one chance is to arrive at that oppor-
tune moment when the person is bringing the
book back, You may then fall into pleasant
conversation with him or her. You say that
you have been anxious to read the book for
some time, And he or she says "Oh have
you?" Then you say that you imagine it Is
book that one likes to take ones time about
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

ferred to the rooms of technology or old man
uscrpts And perhaps this would be spec-
men Of The conversation that goes back and
forth
Just what do you think of this Humpty-
Dumpty chap? Rather bad egg. / cal him
To be sure. And don't these Mother Goose
rhymes bore you? Goose is about the word,
eh?"
Things are made a good deal more easy for
the reader since the days when he went to We
towne librarie to get the book that Mr. Cax-
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
AN INTIMATE ESSAY ON DOGS ==

Mr. Harding has Airedale and I hope he
knows how to take care of him. There is only
one thing about Airedales that needs watch
ing. They are likely to have cankers in THEN
ears; if you have an Airedale and see him
scratching his get out the trusty olive oil
bottle and do the thing that caused Hamlet's
father to become ghost. But, believe, me,
when say that for pure endurance, just plain
out-and-out toughness, there is no dog that will
beat Airedale. How do I know? III tell
you. I once had Airedale terrier--he was
Just about the same size as President Har-
dings Laddie Boy, but he had black coat 80
he wasn't quite refined He strayed off one
afternoon, just after IL o'clock, and chased
cat into water pipe that ran under an ave
nue.. He got caught in the fange of the pipe,
and the water trickled and froze to his body
He stayed there overnight and during the
night the thermometer registered 2 degrees
after he had been in there for twenty-four
hours, found out where he was as he was
heard to whine family. and got force Of men
20 dig up the street. In crder to do this it was
necessary to build huge FIRE in the center
out of railroad ties. Al 9 o'clock that night
the men began to open up the street and at
lo:3u, WIN croWd OF several hundred people
waiting, many of them ieering at your humble
servant for making such fool Of himself over
dog, Master Buck. then unconscious. was
broken out of the water pipe. ! rubbed him
down with alcohol, and in few moments he
was standing on his legs and walked home
having been imprisoned for over thirty hours
the thermometer ranging from 22 above To 2
below zero,
few days after that he tore suit of
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

marks; Great town, Kansas City, The
reader looks up from the Kansas City paper,
the advertisements in which he has been perus-
ing with studous Don't know" he
plies. "An't never been there"
1t would be interesting to shrink into one of
The small chairs in the childrens room and
note what the little dears are reading. MANY
Of them sophisticated nowadays and
more and more prodiges are being reported
each year. No doubt every now and then
child presents slip for book and is re-
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
Think Twice Before Going
To a Bulldogs Rescue

have been so sorry for that dog that have
actually tried to rescue hn-untll he quietly
and unostentatously showed his teeth at nc.
Then ] would begin to realize that he liked
TO suffer; with dogs, as with some ladies
know, think it must depend upon who You
are suffering for. This dogs tail, which was
first cousin to rather decent corAscrew.
would be stretched to its limit by some fluffy
little four-year- The agony Of it must
have been intense but he liked it, They
would push him over against himself and
when they got him firmly down, would sit
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
Once a Dog Loucs You,
You Sfoy LoDcI

When your best girl goes back on Sou' s, s.
friends no longer come asouaa % -.
welsE rabbits you make for them, the Eo,,u yss
ment haa got all your money away l''',. ,ot
and even the head of your firm can pee. Ia,
at golf, go home, get out the old ha'''s1' - ac.
and when Rover rises to the occasion ana :. i
companies you to the tune of just a. .,saBs
Twilight you will know then whss
to have lived and loved, and not IN 'a''"
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

This question about ong-haired dogs is one
Of perpetual contention among dog lovers.
The fact is that if you going to have
dog at all, the mere question of hair ought
not to figure in it. We always love those
the most who cause US the most trouble r.
perfectly good, perennlally amiable, clean,
pure, wholesome, refined and non-troublcsome
dog could be invented, nobody would want
him.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
BY Fairfax Downey

?" HERE are people who lament they are
lonely in New" York. If they could
only find somebody Of similar tastes
they say, they'd be happy; somebody
VINO likes the same books, for instance There
is 40 better place to look for such person
thar the circulating book department Of the
Public Library. The trouble is you find Meth
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17

tic motor car industry. Still the Won
Ger grows. America grows $4,000
bales of long stap!e cotton year,
tu- for automobile tire fabrics 49,
COO bales are required annually
the difference must be imported
from the Egyptian crop. Compared
with the passenger coaches Of all
tie railways in the United States, Of
which there are $3.50 in use, the lat.
ter have seating space for 2,27O,0O0
passengers, while the 100000 autos
nov in commission in this country
Will seat 47,OO00,g00 persons. Still
The view enlargesl On a basis Of re-
cords for five years past, the rail-
reads will have 1000, 100000 pas
scnger miles 20 he credit in 1922.
whereas the auto Will have as its
record an estimated 1i4.000,0 600 pas
Serger miles. All Of which leads to
the conclusion that ve are fast
going people, evel if we haven't
cyertaken the "normA,cy" which the
Harding administration promised Us.
Richmond Time3-D Dispatch.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17

l;nack of walking into a crowd, calling
each man by his first name, talking TO
him as though they had known each
other for years and making TREND
ships that endure.
The Ninth district is the largest
district in Virginia. There are today
65.C00 qualified voters, or one-third
of the total vote ordinarily cast IN
Virginia. Il is in this large qualified
vote that the Democrats base their
confidence of winning with Peery. For
the irst time in years the Democrats
made of poll taxes Of their friends
this year. The result was that they
placed on the roll 5000 more votes
than they usually have in a Congress
ional campaign. These 5000 addition
al votes. if all were counted for the
Democrats. would in themselves as
sure them victory, because the Repub-
Iican majority in the Ninth have
ranged from $50 to 1900.
Another factor the Democrats claim
IS the 1000 Democratic votes which
the Slemps generally captured. WITH
the Slemps out of the way, the Dem
ocrats feel these 1000 so-called Slemp
Democrats will be found back at home
this fall and will vote for Peery'
Again, there is the vote which is dis
satisfied with the Harding Admins
tration. This element is especially
strong among the railroad workmen.
Therefore, the confidence OF the
Democrats of winning the Ninth is
based upon the 5000 new Democratic
votes, the winning back to the fold OF
The 1000 Slemp Democrats and the
stronger personality of their can
didate.
From any standpoint the situation
is viewed in the ninth the Judgment
is unacceptable that the Democrats
have the best chance in 20 years to
win in the Ninth, and if they cannot
win this year in view of the condi-
lions they may as well fold their tent
and march away, for the Fighting
Ninth" can be said to be as safely Re
publican as rock-ribbed Republican
Vermont.
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shawls-made the journey to Saint
Mary's by stage coach to enter the
school in 1912 when it was opened by
the Rev. Albert Smedes.
Many of the old families Of the
South have had several representa-
tives in the Saint Mary's grand
daughters club Several Of the re-
cent granddaughters have been de
scendants Of Gov. Manly OF North
Carolina who sent mis- five daughters,
Cora, Helen, Sophie Ida and Julia 10
Saint Mary's. Their daughters and
granddaughter have followed them
to the famous old school.
The family of Bishop GREGG Of
Texas has sent two generations TO
Saint Mary's and that Of Chief Jus
tice Butfin OF North Carolina hae
had two granddaughter in the club.
one of them, Mary Bagiey Ross, be-
ing 4 student this year.
the dc Rosset family Of Fayetteville,
y. c., has sent several generations Of
girls to Saint Mays, the lasJ repre-
senentative being Jane Macmillan of
Wilmington, who is great grand
daughter of Jane Cowau, one OF the
first students al the school
Adelaide Boylston Of Raleigh also
is a great granddaughter of one OF
the original thirteen Hrs. William
Boylau Of Raleigh.
Especially distinguished in the club
are girls who are great grand
daughters con both sides" Two Of
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Attention Conferred
On Ninth District
win Democrats From Old Dominion
BE Solid oc Must Ninth District
Still Furnish G.. o. p.
Man?

viii the Democratic party win the
next Congressional election in the
ninth district of Virginia and thus be
able to send to Washington d solid
democratic delegation of 10 represen-
tat'ves or Will that district remain
IN the clutches Of the Republicans
That Is the question that is now up
2crmost i'm the minds of the Virginia
electorate.
Democrats Congressman from the
First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth,
Sixth, Seventh, Eighth and Tenth are
certain. In only one Of these is a
semblance of fight being made by
the Republicans, and that is in the
Seventh district, where John Paul.
Republican, will try to Justify the
House Committee on Elections in
awarding him Representative 7. w.
Harrison's seat in Congress. That Mr..
Paul will not get a majority of the
votes in the Seventh can practically
be accepted as a political fact, and his
only hope OF holding on is Republic
can Congress and another contest
But IN the Ninth district a most
desperate political battle is being
Waged. The Democrats are making
the hardest and best organized fight
they have ever made for 20 years to
elect George E. Perry, a vigorous
young lawyer and business man, but
an oId-fashioned States rights Demo-
crat. The Republicans on the other
hand are making an equally desperate
fight to elect State Senator Hassinger.
q shrewd and successful lumber and
business man and a Republican of
Pennsylvania teachings.
The Ninth district, composed of
those counties in the toe of the shoe
Of Virginia and almost in the heart
of The South, has presented an uncon-
Querabc front to the Democrats since
the days the late Campbell Slemp and
the retiring Representative Bascom
Slemp assumed Republican leadership
in Virginia. The Slemps have been the
strongest Republican campaigners
Virginia has had since Malone and
Riddleberger, Of readiuster fame.
They were shrewd organizers, efficient
political fcnce-bUilders and effective
campaigners.
State Senator Hassinger, the sue
cessor to Representative Bascom
SleUp as the Republican nominee for
Congress. is a different type. He is
more Of a business man than a poll
ticai leader. Bascom Slemp has the
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17
THE GRANDDAUGHTER CLUB

Raleigh, n. c., Oct. IA unique
organization, whose members are re-
stricted TO daughters, granddaughters
and great granddauhtcrs of girls
who once attended the institution,
exists at Saint Mary's school in this
city.
One of the Oldest institutions for
girls in the South and the largest
Episcopal church school in the United
States, Saint Mary's is renowned for
its proud traditions and atmosphere
of the "Old South"
One of the traditions at Saint
Mary's is that every girl who comes
under its influence one day sends her
daughter to the old school which SO
endeared itself to her.
SO out of the succeeding genera
tons of the same families who attend
Saint Mary's has grown the Grand
daughters Club" whose list Of mem
bers reads like a roster Of the oldes;
and most prominent families Of the
South.
The granddaughter love to dress
up" in the prim ruffled frocks OF
their great grandmothers or the
calico dresses of their grandmothers
and be photographed with Miss
Katie a dear little old lady who has
spent fifty-five years at Saint Mary's,
first as a pupil, then as teacher, and
finally as special supervisor.
The great granddaughter 1T
Saint Mary's are descendants Of the
Original thirteen" girls who-cIad i'm
quaint little bonnets and queer little
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17
ARREST SOCIETY ROBBER
(By United PresS.0

Denver, Colo, Oct. 17.-An inyesti-
cation into the sanity Of Richard
Barton, society burglar" world war
hero, former movie director, and
scenario writer, will be made before
sentence is pronounced on him, Dis
trict Judge Butler has decided. Bar
ton pleaded guilty to robbing the
home of Judge James Owen heee.
lie is said by police to have passed
Dad checks in Nebraska and Montana,
Barton told police he had brother
who was prominent in political circles
in Washington and that his father Is
. Syracuse, n. Y, banker
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17
SHOT ESCAPING PRISONER
lRX Initcd PrrSs.t

Atlanta, Ga, Oct. iT.-Milton Sol
omon, federal prisoner was shot
twice in the stomach by a guard here
today when he attempted TO escape
alter he had testified in the trial Of
John Owens.
Owens, an alleged member Of So
called dope ring that struggled
narcotics into the federal prison
here where they were sold to prison
Crs, is one Of four who are under
charges Of violating the Harrison
aCt.
Solomon is serving a four year
sentence, four months of which have
rlssed He was sentenced from New
York State for steallng automobiles
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-17
HUGE AUTO INDUSTRY

Everybody is prepared to concede
tina. the automotila industry pre-
Scnts a picture of industrial develop
nent that is little short Of marvellous
bat few people would have guessed
that 1t is the very largest manufac-
turing industry n tn world. Yet,
If We will accept figures presented il.
the October issue IF the Automobile
Trade Journal, such is a fact, as sur
El:Sing as may be the statement
That publication, whose closeness to
the industry should give it authority,
sets ,350,00O,000 aS the value or
III bare automobiles manufactured
ana to be manufar urcd in 1922. Add
10 that 1913, 100000 for tires; 5000
100000 for replacement parts, ana
Sl50,O00,000 for accessories, ana the
grand total is S2,725.G00. which L.
declared to be 53 per cent higher
taar the next nearest industry, pc
t;oleum refining, And among petro-
leum products, 50 per cent Of the
gasoline output goes TO operate au-
tomobile vehicles and the same cons
sumo 40 per cent Of all the lubrlcat-
ing oil.
Of imported crude rubber, 81 per
cent goes into tire manufacture ana
c9e-third of all the Plate glass IS
used for windshialds and windows IN
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Miss NJ. E. Smith Dies

Miss Mary f. Smith died yesterday
afternoon shortly before / o'clock at
the residence of her lrother-in-law,
Henry S. Brown, 1912 King street.
Hcr funeral will take place at $3.50
o'clock tomorrow afternoon from her
late residence. Services will be con-
Quoted by Rev Edgar Carpenter,
rector of Grace Episcopal Church,
ard burial will be in the Methodist
Protestant cemetery.