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Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
Postpone Funeral
Until Wednesday

Funeral services for Mrs. Janet Smith
wife Of Joseph Smith of S4 Third ave
nue. south, have been postponed until
Wednesday because Of the non-arrival
of relatives. it was announced Mon
day. The date of the funeral was orig
inally set for Tuesday. but will now be
held at the W. H. George company's
parlors at 2 o'clock .. m. Wednesday.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
OPERATORS
(Continued from Page One)

of the Philadelphia and Reading Coal
and Iron company. and William A.
Glasgow, Jr., counsel for the United
Mine Workers.
At this meeting. it became known
Monday Senator Pepper read a letter
from President Harding in which the
president declared that further delay
in the resumption of mining would
mean danger nothing short of nation
wide disaster"
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15

a special policeman. He II reputsd q
have been the Oldest psace officer 81
active service in the country. He had
papers showing that he served ~ on4
Of President Lincoln,s guard on thu
trip to Washington for his first ins
a%uguration.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15

IN my DdCh,W weak,
d, nervous
fe feelings and q
weak stomach. l
had been this way
about a year and
was unable to
work or stand on
my feet for any
length of time.
My usband's
aunt told me how
much good Lydia
H. ms
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
Oldest Policeman
Dies at Butte at
SO; Was on Duty

Butte, Aug. 14.-fBy The Associated
Press.)-Sam Protine, SO, died of a
paralytic stroke here Monday, after
having served his usual shift Sunday as
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15

Cleveland. Aug. 14.-iBy The As
ISOLATED Press.)-W. G. Lee, president
o. the Brotherhood of Railroad Train
men, Monday instructed two vice presi-
dents of his organization to go lmmedl-
ately to the Santa Fee coast lines.
instructions were given the vice
presidents" Mr.. Lee said, ito all laws
of the brotherhood regarding conditions
OF work be complied with
Mr.. Lee declined to say anything
further regarding the railroad situation.
CLERKS ORDERED OUT
Needles, Cal, Aug. 14.-Clerks Of
the Santa Fe system were ordered to
ance mar of their organization here
named Matthews, and were to hold a
meeting at 5 o'clock Monday night to
consider the Instructions
Santa Fe westbound trains Nos. 3
and 8, due here Thursday and Friday,
but abandoned by their crews at Elig-
man, Ariz.. arrived here Monday as a
consolidated train and after several
hours stopover proceeded at 9 o'clock
to Los Angeles. This train is manned
by an assistant trainmaster, acting as
conductor, and a travelling engineer.
acting as engineer. All firemen and
brakemen are pick-ups. Etstbonnd
train No. 2, which was abandoned here
Thursday, moved eastward last night.
arriving at Seligman, Ariz.. where it
now is standing. 1t was manned by
an official conductor and travelling
engineers.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15

A canoe carrying 600 square feet q
canvas that will not upset has been Inc
vented.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
NO REPORT ON PASSENGERS

Phoenix, Ariz.. Aug. 14.-No report
on the condition of Santa Fe passen-
gers stranded at junction points in
Arizona by the walkout of big four
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
WORKING GIRLS
LOOK HERE
Readwhat Mrs.LucasWrit Con-
corning Her Troubles, which
May be Just Like Yours

St. Louis, MOI had troubles that
all women are apt to have, with pains
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15
Troubled with Warm Weather
Washday Worries?

many baths of fresh, clean
water.
And our drying, too, IS
good for the clothes-warm,
pure air that leaves them as
understanding as you could
wish.
Such things as bath towels
we dry fluffy; flat pieces,
like tablecloths and bed linen
we daintly iron for you;
other things that require it,
we starch.
Pieces like dresses and
blouses that many house
wives prefer to finish theme
selves, we leave for you -
iron. We do fully 80 per
cent of the heavy work, leav-
ing to you but a few of Tho
lighter details.
This Family Service is Z
washday help you'll welcome
these warm weather days.
Telephone US today-have
Our driver call for your family
bundle.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-15

Laundress fail to show up?
Going out of town, and
leaving Hubby behind?
Find warm weather wash
days trying?
Here, then, is a sincere
suggestion - investigate our
family service.
You'll enthuse over tive
know you will.
Al your request-a card
or telephone call will do
we call for your family bun
die.
First, we carefully sort
everything - the light from
the colored goods; the cot
tons from the woolens-sort
everything into a number Of
classes.
Then we wash everything
each according to its needs
wash it by an easy, SOUS
ing, rinsing, clothes-conserv-
ing method, without rubbing
or scrubbing - wash it in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
FoIlies of the Passing Show---By Hanlon
A RICH MANS TROUBLES.

A. T. H. says that the answer
below was sent by a wealthy man
to his banks letter calling his col
lateral loans, although one almost
like it went the rounds several
years back.
able to send you the checks asked fort
"I have been held up. held down,
fi"taeSsd out and % squeezed. First BY
the United States Government, Tor
Federal war tax, the excess profit tax
and the Liberty bonds, thrift, capital
tax, and by every society and organi-
sation that the inventive mind can In
vent to extract what 1 may or may
From the Society Of John the Bap-
fist, the @. A. r., X. Of c.. the Won:
Cross. the Black Gross, the, Purple
Cross, the Double Cross. the Y; NJ. c.
the Jewish relief and every hospital
In town. Then on top OF it all came
Associated Charities.
The Government has so governed
my business that I don't know who
owns IL. I am Inspected. suspected,
examined and re-examined. informed,
required and commanded, so don't
know who I am, and where l am, or
supposed to be an inexhaustibie supply
Of money for every known need, desire
or hope OF the human race, and be.
cause I will not sell all I have and
TO give away, 1 have been cussed, dis
cussed, bOycotted, talked to, talked
about, lied to. lied about, held up,
hung mp, robbed and nearly ruined,
life Is to see what In hell II coming
next"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
M o T II E r
BY EVELYN LOEFFLER.

~ LNE<E II
Mother" No one hut q mother knows
what that word really means.
She plays the part Of sacrifice In HES
fnst changing scenes.
The fand that rocks the cradle rules
this world Of toll and strife,
But she gains that power by giving up
the dearest thing In life
For the boy must serve his country, as
off to war he goes,
And the thouEhtless girl In the city's
whirl, ends whereof God only knows.
The mother gives her best, her all, she
bravely plays her part,
Yet too often she earns, In life's re-
turns, weary, broken heart.
And "WIFEr' q word that also means
the GIT Of mother love.
For every wife who's worthy prays for
She gives them life and loving care,
but fleeting years pass on:
Too soon the world has claimed them
and they're quickly lost and gone.
so 1 give you now, my daughter" we
hear the father say,
~And think of your dear mother on this,
your wedding day.
he Just like her my little girl, she was
q pal and true;
She made mo what am today, and she
gave her life for you.
She was cheering and endearinG with
her loving ways and smiles;
She cared for me and shared with me
my sorrows and my trials.
And 80 you, too, be loving, true, q wife,
q pal, q friend,
And fight by him, do right by him.
Twill bless you In the end"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
A NURSES PRAYER.
BY ROBERT MATTINGLEY.

The world grows better year by year,
Because some nurse In her little sphere
Puts on her apron and gown and sings
And keeps on doing the same old
things
Taking tho temperatures and giving pills
To remedy mankind's numerous illsj
Feeding babies, answering bells,
Being polite with . heart that never
rebels;
GoinE off duty ut seven o'clock;
Tired, discouraged, just ready to drop,
But called on special at seven fifteen,
with WOO In her heart that must not
be seen,
Closing tho eyes that arc stiIi In death.
Blessing the new born bsby's first
breatht
Taking the blame Of tho doctors mis-
takes,
Oh, deari what . lot Of patience II
takes;
Morning, evening, noon and night
Just doing it over and hoping It's right.
When we lay down our caps and cross
Oh, Lord. will you give us just one
little star
To wear on our crowns with our uni
forms new,
NOUf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
TIN CAN HENRY.

Oh! excellent, essential aggregate
or devilment, devotion, mud and tin,
Agility, fragility and din,
I sing your praises, you exasperate,
Depress, perpIex, inspire rne.
Oh! how ] hate you, Horny,
When I sweat and spin,
And spin and swear, and your
You snecze and grin,
'Gainst all mine energies importu.
nate!
But when you cough
And shake into n shimmy,
And thrill TO go In every leaping
part,
Then | forget how long you took TO
start,
And pardon all the trouble you GIN.
Because. forsooth, you have 80 stout
n heart. TESSIE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
THE CAKE EATER.
The cake eater Il something GU

The cake eater Il something cute
and sweet,
A very small tie and patent
leather feet;
A part in his hair, and pants
pressed just so,
Crumbs in his pockets instead
of dough;
A small black derby. q cute pair
Of spats.
Goes to a dance hall and thinks
he's the cats:
Stands on the floor like a lily
30 pure,
Some silly girl comes along and
says "sure,"
She thinks he's 90 lovely and
acts so refined.
They get on a car and she pays
the dime;
Now listen here girlies. you may
like the ties,
But remember our mothers mar
rfed regular guys. ]. e. l..
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
ONLY ONE KICK.

This town Of ours h nice. Ills true,
In many. many ways.
The streets and parks are pretty
And their beauty ever stays.
The buildings, too, both old and new.
Are pleasing to the eye,
But one thing ranltles In my mind
And makes me heave q Sigh.
The weather mans forgotten,
'Twould seem he doesnt care,
The climate that we have with us
IL enough to make one swear.
One day the morning sun comes ont.
And springtime brceses blow,
But afternoon brings storm cloona
And by night 10 starts 20 snow.
The mornings bright and clear ono,
more
Until u starts to rain.
hut when We get our ralncoats Oh
The un rcmee out again.
To weather either cold OF hoe.
2 really don't object,
II only Z could hallway tell
what Kind I should sxpese
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
LITTLE CONUNDRUMS.

MARJORIE NJ. wishes to have
these "teasers" printed for fans to
work upon and to send in answers:
I. What Is everybody doing ut the
same timer
.. What part Of London Is In
Francee
the letter "G"?
4. What Is sometimes black,
white or brown?
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
INHERITANCE PROBLEM.

Five brothers, A b c d and E,
have inherited certain sum of
money. After A, b and C gave
away $500 each to their younger
sister, A, b and c together had left
as much as ID and Z. How much
Wv DAVID CEPPoS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
THE CUTE CAKE.

A pretty flapper on r street
Tried TO catch her cakie friends
eye.
The caItie Just couldn't see her,
Cause he had reason why.
The reason you will suspect.
The cute cakie had q bunch
That the little flapper wanted to
eat
And she had no money for lunch.
WEST FALLS CHURCH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15

There are many other differ.
ences between men and frogs,
but one great difference Is that
frogs croak continually while
men only "croaI" once.
SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
A MUSICIANS SCALE.

81 am . musician OF note. My
name-Doremi Fasolasido. re-
sided in A fiat for some time, but
my neighbors were so Bass, and
the scale Of living so high that
was unable to pursue tho even
Tenor Of my ways. SO i moved.
I managed 70 Treble my income
somewhat by carrying I'm Chords
OF wood, but the Musicians Union
told me they would Bar me ~
continued. as l was becoming too
toned: furthermore, IL persisted
I'm this low vocation, they would
re- Choir me TO resign. This Keyed
me up 10 such Pitch ! told them
they could not String me, but I
resigned anyhow, knowing / would
mot have % live In Rags.
r. DEFFES.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15

FOR HIRE
FRANCO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
SPEAKING OF SIGNS.

Seen on the side OF wagon on
Benning road the other day:
COAL
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15

Mary had q little cat,
And II swallowed a hall OF yarn.
When the little kittens came
They all had sweaters on. DIZZY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
MIRACULOUS CURE OF
"OLD MARSES' PARALYSIS

MA I.h, .hue0,,~ So-w, IN. MIN.
while folks were fsss s.,eep.
Ana took . shcrt cut thru tne ncios 70
He knew q f1ock was browsing In the
graveyard ali alone.
And he had promised Indy he would
49, 49,, w,mttcn homs
ue s'
He told his youngster Bowsio 70 lay fsw
And while he went 70 get the shesp -
-, nv -" .-.,s -
Me.esdsh Brown
v.,,s ~, h,,, mount NM, M. h.ch -
ride him into town.
Hs hadn't walked q single stop ~
seven yesrs. twss said,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
EAS FIRST WELL
DAY in s YEARS
Huntington Citizen Could NeIthsr
sleep Nor cat with Any Sat
isfactlon Before He
Got Tanlac.

Before taking Tanlac had not
seen well day in six years." said
w. r. Peoples. 32S 22nd ST., Hunting
ton, w. Va.
1T seemed like had lost my health
for good. could neither sleep nor
eat with satisfaction. 1 was badly
run down, nervous, had no appetite
and had to force down every mouthful
l ate. Even then my food soured. 1
would I'LL up with gas until had In
tense palms in my stomach and chest.
Headache almost drove me mad, rheu-
matism in my arms. shoulder and hips
kept me In pain all the time, and /
had to force myself to work.
"Tanlac went right after my troubles.
On four bottles gained ten pounds
and the rheumatism and stomach
trouble soon left me. Ny wife has
given statement about the good Tan
lac did her, and am glad to add my
endorsement of this wonderful medi-
cine"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11

II is hardly a slip from spring things
into summer things. And the French
couturiers have way Of slipping
both Of the seasons at once upon our
bewildered senses, observes fashion
writer In the New York Times. OF
course, there are many of their de-
signs which can be applied to either
season, but when we begin to separate
the summer things-thOse for early
summer most particularly-we find
fascinating models worthy of our most
careful consideration.
The French cleave always to simple
designs. Nothing else has the least In
terest for the Partisan dressmaker. so
that, naturally, we expect to find more
or less plainness of design among their
summer dresses; which type Of frock
lends itself most conspicuously to the
unpretentious methods Of treatment.
But the way they have Of varying
simplicity is a matter Of constant as
constituent even to expectant on
lockers. They will conceive a new
way Of handling Bingham which is so
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11

are belted low about the hips, and
the skirt Is made with just a little ex.
tra fullness at the side. where it is
made to close under two or three
fatty pressed plaits.
There are other suits made of ratine
which show the whole bodice con-
structed Of a piece Of brightly toned
chintz In the gayest Of patterns. OF
course this brilliant piece Of pattern
only shows as the coat falls apart at
front. but there It does full justice to
itself In creating. really. the whole
decoration OF the suit. This Is a cos
tune suit In it's best sense. and oae
that will be able TO serve more than
one purpose through the hot summer.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
Win Use Heavier Silks This Season

This season many Of these suits will
be made Of the heavier silks. Some of
them will be made OF the cotton ra-
tines. Others Of them, Of course, viii
be made from the lighter weight serges
and varieties OF cashmere which are
now upon the market. But as for the
designs OF the suits they will vie with
the dresses for utter simplicity. Some
Of the coats are boxed. Some OF them
are made on cape lines without any
Innings and some OF them are little
short-belted jackets with rather full
peplums that fare out above the hips.
There win be linen suits, Of course,
and some made Of those cotton ma
terials which are a combination Of
cotton and linen and which do not
muss with nearly so much ease a.
those which are made from pure linen.
There Is one OF the belted suits
made Of white linen which shows 4
very faint dark blue stripe. There
Il a crossed waistcoat OF printed linen
or blocked linen, as they call Il, and
this shows both the blue and white
with sprlnklings Of vivid orange IN
the design. The coat Il an excellent
illustration OF those little ones that
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
Brief and comprehensive.

Ben Dierks has an express agency
and transfer business in village in
Sonoma county, California. Recently
he detailed one of his teamsters with
a wagon and pair to take San Fran
cisco man and wife to their country
place a few miles out of town. The
bill, as rendered by the teamster.
read: Haul grip, grub, and people,
three hours, three dollars"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
"LueIferous.n Illuminated.

Lloyd George is said to have used
the word ''luciferous." An unusual
adjective, but not. we think, an inven-
ton Of his. An Englishman asked an
acquaintance what he would under
stand by "a luciferous story" The
other replied: like one of yours; a
devilish bad one."-Boston Transcript.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
SHAW. wien cutleura aoap

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no irri-
tation even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for all uses-shaving bathing
and shampooing. -Advertisement.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11


ultra plain that the only remark we can
think of to make is, "Why didn't think
Of that first?" But that is the whole
point II takes the French to think of
it first. That is the way their originality
makes itself felt.
In the shops all sorts of new ging-
hams and organizes and cottOns Of
varying sorts are making their ap-
pearance and these, mixed with the silk
dresses and coats which will be such
conspicuous portions OF the summer
wardrObes, are succeeding in making
the dressmaking salons look like so
many bright garden spots.
1t seems as though there is far more
leaning toward the wearing Of real
summer clothes than there has been for
some years. The fact is that they are
made I'm so tailored a manner that they
can be worn either In the country or In
town, and for the hot days they are
very much In demand by all women, no
matter where they reside.
Fashioned From Two Materials
SO many OF the warm weather
frocks, whether they are made Of silk
or Of cotton, are fashioned from two
materials. That is. they will have
either their upper half or their lower
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11

Just say to your grocer Red Cross
Ball Blue when buying bluing. You
will be more than repaid by the re-
suits. Once tried always used.-Ad-
vertisement.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
Hand-PaInted oroandIo Hat.

Even organdie hats are to be hand
painted and embroidered this summer,
whispers Dame Rumor. White and
pastel organdies certainly make an
ideal background for delicate designs.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11

Wlfey-"Marriage soon ceases to
be a matter Of billing and cooling"
Hub-"Oh. the billing part continues
all right"
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
KEY OvERALLS
Costs Less Pen. Day TO Wear. Them
Think II Over.

An eminent French doctor declares
that love is a disease Of the emotions.
Not being cynics. we should describe
marriage as long and pleasant con-
valescence.-London opinion.
Isn't that slightly cynical, though,
cousin 2-Boston Transcript.
Don't try to kill two birds with ono
stone. Use q shotgun.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11
Panel. Of Fan PlaatInn.

A gown Of white crepe de chine has
panels Of fan pleating and bands Of
tiny black rose.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-05-11

The small; tumbler Is responsible
for many Of the slips attributed to the
cup.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-22
Richmond DailY Register
sub.cr.ntInn Enc.

fo-sien Asg~-lf5i,, }, -,--,-. -ati,-
TIE ATEpf.tN --.---s --r.-t-,tfi.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-22
MISCELLANEOUS

Courier Journal on sale Hotel
Glvndon or delivered I'm your
home. Telephone Agent So OF
call at $50 Fifth street. Paul :
Parks. Agent. o. A.
JACK-Td like To get a good
man to take my fine big Jack
and stand him on shares: he
10 hands high and a dandy. Sec
me Tor particulars. +. II. Wa
gers. phone Kirksville 2l-3. o. 81
FREE tickets 10 the local the
atreS given away in this column
every day. Everybody reads
this column. Your wants can DC
satisfied Try It. only , cents g.
word. If Mr.. Simon Muncl
viii present this at the opera
house Friday she viii he admit
ted To see Anita Stewart in "Ir
Old Kentucky" l.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-22

ployment committees to seek
out and to create odd jobs. Many
a municipality has solved its To-
cal problem after suggestions
along these lines. I'm illuminat-
ing list OF chores has been re
sult--herc are some 81 them:
Fix UP that back fence.
Build a sleeping porch.
Cover your splinterv floors
with hardwood.
Tile the bath room.
Wall off q play room in the at
tic.
DO your plaStering and cement
work this winter-not next.
Take ont ashes from chimney.
Clean the basement.
Wliitewa>ll tho cellar.
Mend and polish furniture
Wax hardwood floors.
Repair the steps.
kalSOmIuc rooms.
Decorate the pariur.
Wash the window.
Have your clothes pressed.
Tidy up the yard.
Saw wood into kIndlin@.
Paint the auto.
But the quccrcst odd job Of
all comes from Fort Smith. Ark.
where the town has inaugurated
a rock pile on which the unem-
ployed break up big stones int"
little oncs-which odd jobs in
more prosperous times. IS re!c-
gated To those who toll in stripes
for the commmity's good.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-22
Ample Trees In Harlan

HARLAN. Nv. Mar. 22-llarlan
county farmer, assisted by COM
Is Aecut Robert T. Harrison.
have grated more than 100 ap-
rlc tree, already this -pr'n" II
.heir effort to improve their homo
orchard, and pcrpetuatc papu'a
varictic, 81 fruit Of unknown
name. according To- q report. The
work Is said to have attracted con
-idcrable attention from farmer