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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Is coLdest So in Vol.

The coolest spot in the world has
been found. by comparison with which
the North pole is warmer than tie
tropics.
Ii is the cryOCenic laboratory OF thu
bureau of mines. Department OF In
terror, where scientists are working to
liquefy helium gas. purify it and make
il 100 per cent efficient in the lift OF
giant dirigibles.
II Is So much colder than any other
spot in the universe that comparisons
are almost impossible.
II is 515 degrees, Fahrenheit below
zero.
The known temperature near thu
North pole varies from 80 10 60 de-
grees below zero.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
SPARKS

When our concerts come over
the "wired-wireless" and we
plug into the lamp socket, light
music will be given added pop
ularity.
The railroads recently broad
casted a safety message from sta
lions In Pittsburgh, Chicago,
Newark and Springfield, Mass,
calling attention 10 the fact that
$4,000 people have been killed
or injured the last year In this
country while trespasslng on
railroad property.
II you do not know the code
and wish TO receive messages,
there is a device on the market
at the present time which
records the incoming signals on
piece OF paper. The paper
may be then read at the viii OF
the operator. This method
gives tie person unacquainted
with the code the privilege OF
hearing from stations which
would otherwise pass over in
the usual 'buzz. buzz" style so
unintelligible TO the radiophOne
fans.
While lying In the harbor OF
Iqulque. Chile, on the west
coast OF South America, the
radio operator Of the steamship
SaDta Tulsa clearly heard the
entire broadcast program OF
Station WIZ. The distance
separating Newark's station
from the steamship In an air
line was 1900 miles.
As a result of the widespread
interest In wireless telephony
one manufacturer has brought
out a set OF six double-faced
records for teaching the tele-
graph code. Many persons, AZ
ter listening 10 the radlo-tele-
phone concerns, have tuned In
and heard the familiar "buzz.
buzz" OF the wireless telegraph
messages being sent. Curious
TO know the meaning Of the
sounds they have cast about for
some means Of learning the
code photograph records.
The Canadian government Is
considering the question Of the
amateur radio field. Present
plans are TO allow the amateur
using spark transmission a
wave length up 10 200 meters.
while those using continuous
wave transmission would be
permitted a wave length up 10
go meters.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Skin Tortured Babies Sleep
Mothers Rest
| After CutiCura
Ssap zse, Oistment IS and soc. Taleun Csc.
Whiekers killed her Love.

A divorce decree has been granted
I'm Vienna because a wife objected
that her husband, an ex-oiiicer, did
not shave or wash himself properly.
The official defender OF the mar
riage bond appealed against the d.
vorce. contending that soap and other
toilet articles were now SO dear that
many wives were disconnected with
their husbands toilet.
The appeal court, however, decided
that the couple were Incompatible.
and that II the marriage had not been
mainly due to the glamour Of uniform
the wife would have condOned her
husbands toilet economies.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

Some relief from bothersome radio
sstrays" in summertime can be oo'
talned with sets having good ampll-
hers by using q ground sntennae.'
This Is a long insulated wire run IN
a shallow trench or on the surface OF
he ground. The ground wire should
be run in the direction OF the station
from which the most signals are 70 be
received, and should preferably be sew
eral hundred feet long.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
FhADEO
CIRCUIT WITH GRID
LEAK RESISTANCE
Takes Place OF &C" Battery
How Importance OF Flow
Is Determined.

Fig. ID shows a set OF curves for
q three-electrode vacuum tube circuit
containing a grid leak resistance as
shown In Fig. IL instead OF a &C"
battery with the same symmetrical
alternating difference OF potential APP
piled 10 the grid circuit.
There being no &C. battery poten-
tial applied 10 the grid. the grid In
ZIG. IL Is normally at zero potential
with respect 10 the filament. AS the
positive half OF the first cycle OF the
alternating difference OF potential is
impressed upon the grid circult-see
Fig. l3-the grid Is made positive
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Evidently Boston Child.

$50 this is the baby. eh?" said the
genial bachelor. "Bless his little tOOt-
sie-wOOtsies! Watch me tickle-um
ribs"
The genial one proceeded 10 play
ragtime on the unoffending infants
ribs. fOOlishly imagining the child was
enjoying IT,.
The up-to-date baby stood IL for
some time and then plaintiveiy cried
out: Mother. viii you kindly inform
me whether the deplorable condition OF
this person is due to permanent de-
mentia or spasmodlc and intermitteue
Insanity"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
His Secret of Success.

We know a man who is noted for
getting along well in the esteem Of
his employer. When asked how he did
II the man replied: well, I always
consider that the boss is right. even
when he is wrong."-Howard (Kan)
COurant
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Ia Renulat. Wave Lenuths.

A variable condenser when properly
connected in the antenna circuit may
be used either 20 lengthen or
shorten the wave length range. Be
sides this. the degree Of regulation Is
much finer. for az best the loading
coil can tune in only 10 within single
turn. II a loading coil OF the tuning
coll type Is used.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

rt.-a Ia giving everything its
.rr-rta sr right now l just
- ra--actaa highly for what
n. ACE l- uv case" declared
- H7gs. proprietor OF the
- vsr co. Hebron, Nd.
r---e PEARS U- more ] suffered
~ After eating / would
r.l aud my heart
er-rl Go in,erfered with
.--- Twas lahItualiy consti-
-E-r rrFes were all upset.
e. rasu r15. I got up morn
- rpl @ end I was only a
wE-r f-r SELF
a. T has given me a keen
A. Trouble has disup-
r ~feldied down,
|TTtw several pounds.
ls rhe best thing
trouble and run
fr -r -l druggists.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Appearances Are Deceptive.

81 understand Mr.. Wadleigh was
very patriotic during the war;
"You've sized him up wrong
"Ehf"
"He hung up an American flag In
his Office and right under II he signed
contract that beat the government
out Of S1.OO0.OOO. birmingham Age
Herald.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

Opportunity knocks once, but your
friends knock all the time.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
The Earth Filled With Glory.

The Earth Filled win glory.
For the earth shall be filled with
the knowledge of the glory Of the
Lord. as the waters cover the sea-
Habakkuk 2:14.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

When a man is full Of himself there
Isn't room for much else.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

Love laughs at locksmiths, but when
the lover bolts there's apt TO be a
breach-Of-prOmise suit.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

More speed trials in the courts snd
fewer on the highways might helRs
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19

W. N. u, MILWAUKEE, NO. 2s-i92z
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-19
Your Hair

quickly revive 70 and bring back al tts oTiEtui
color and iuUuriamce- A. al good druggists
direct from HESSlG- ILLS. CAszHb. NEEFHiS. III
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01

Copyright. Western Newspaper Union
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01
FARM BLOC LEADER
ASKS BUREAUS AID
Minnesota Federation Furnishes Am.
munition for Fight to Pass
National Marketing Bill

The. leader of the famous agricultur-
al bloc in the United States senate
has called on the Minnesota Farm
Bureau federation for help in the com
ing legislative battle to pass the Cap
perry olstead cooperative marketing
bill.
At the request. Of Senator William
s.. Kenyon, the state farm bureau has
prepared brief to be used in con-
gress when debate on the bill begins.
The brief shows the progress made
by Minnesota farmers ii building up
cooperative marketing organizations,
and the practical results obtained By
these organizations during the last
year.
The review Of Ainnesota's expert
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01

- y i ri r z q
ence in cooperative marketing is ex-
pected to play an important part in
the fight for passage of the Capper-
Volstead bill. This proposed act, al
ready passed by the house of repre-
sentatives, guarantees to the farmers
Of the United States virtually the
same rights Of collective bargaining
that already have been guaranteed by
state law in Minnesota. It would do
nothing more than give farmers CO.
operative institutions, doing interstate
business, the same rights now enjoyed
by private corporations, according to
farm bureau officers. 1t would assure
just and open competition between CO.
operative selling agencies and private
corporations, they. assert, and fair
test Of the cooperative system.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01
Bilious Headache.

When you have a severe headache,
q disordered stomach and Il constipa-
ton, take three Of Chamberlain's Tai
let's. They will correct the disorders
of the liver and bowels, e1tectually
curing lie headache. a
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01

Teachers Insurance and
Retirement Fund
RECEIPTS
or. Balance Jan. LIST, 1921 5 1921
Tax Collections ------------ 1853. 81
5 1,615.82
DISBURSEMENTS
Warrants Issued -$ 1,383.52
Or. Balance Dec. 31st, 1921 1920
5 1,615.82
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01
W here Y our.
axes Go
How Uncle Sam Spends
Your Money in Conduct-
ing Your Business
Bv EDWARD G.LOWRY

Author Washington Close Ops. I" "Banm 81
Financial Syste1ns." etc. Contributor Polific3
and Economic Articles to Leading Periodicals
and Writer Of Recognized Authority - IL
National Governments Business Methods
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01
County Agricultural
Agent Fund

CT. Balance Jan. 1st, 1921 IS 1,6S7.70
Transferred from Co. Rev.
enue Fund ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 100000
5 3,687.70
DISBURSEMENTS
Warrants Issued -------$ 3,032.19
CT. Balance Dec. 31st, 1921 655.51
s,es7.7o
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-01

DISBURSEMENTS
Paid state Treasurer 1850 1894
Or. Balance Dec. 31st, 1921 1,044.5S
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

sle-gurgle-gurgle.) suppose I
nights well keep the bottle. now
that IT'S empty. Thanks! l hear
some talk they're plannin' to do
away with tobacco, too. hope
not I've smoked this oorncob
ever since tho Civil War-just as
soon's I git It colored to suit me
I'll make you a present Of II. Don't
want It: it'd kill your know It!
I sorta hate to ask q chew of you.
because I don't think reporters
chow SNUFF, but maybe you chew
fine cut; or else you been eatin'
chocolate dropsi l can't chew plug
because, one day, l swallowed a tag
and ever since then plug tobacco
gifts on my nerves. Got to go! I'm
right sorry; I've enjoyed your con-
versation a lot and l want you 10
come again soon-in about ten or
fifteen years-and III show you
over the farm. I'd take you to-day,
but I told my son, John, who's
eighty-seven and over In Mossville
to see II his girl can 60 to the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05
e To Be Hundred-and Like 1t By Len Fleming

dance with him tonight, that I'd
paint the silo while he was gone.
WAL, II you must 90, sood-by and
good luck! BE careful and not fall
into that open we'll; we Just got It
cleaned out good, and every time
anybody falls in It and, browns II
makes John mad and he hides my
guns so I can't go hunting!
IcHAeoo PINCH.
He. he! Did you say you was
one Of them reporter feHers7 Yes.
you kin talk to me II It don't cost
me anything. Want I should tell
you how lived to be Q hundred,
Ell? Don't knows I've got any OBJ
iections. The day I was born one
OF tn neighbors give me a penny
an I've been Twin ever sence {
see that It don't git away from me
an It amt! Spendin' money is
tn cause OF most short lives, you
betcha! What does tn average
man spend money for, anyhow
For tomfoolery-stuff that ruins
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05
BY TAD
By Roy K. Moulton

the social SGT and a. swSsger -
the next one. The whole outnt
costs about three hundred dollars
and 10 quite an Quilt At that. Tho
carriage Is all covered with nice
shiny paint and II . speok Of mud
gets on the harness my father
throws . large. eloquent At We
arc so careful Of this three hundred
dollar Investment that We DO not
take It out At an except on Sunday
afternoon and mover then whom
there 10 . cloud m he sky and It
looks a. though II may rain during
the following month We are n
careful Of that rig - ws are Of an
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05
Our Own Nature Studies

. HE alligator views death
with complacence. He is
pretty sure that when he is
dead he will be transformed
into an expensive travelling bag
and will be taken around the
country a good deal with his
skin full Of contraband hooch.
The first spring robin is the
one who has stayed all winter.
English sparrows are so-called
BECAUSE they are found every
where except in England.
Parrots will not breed in cap
tivity. 1t would be a great bless
ing to humanity II they could
not breed at all.
II you tie heavy stone to a
mules tail he cannot bray. The
last man who tried this was
kicked through the side of
barn and has not been heard
from since.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

a profession Of unemployment In
this country. Have you tried to
get anybody to do anything around
the house for you lately7 I tste-
phone an electrician the other day
to got . light fixed. He said he
was 50 short OF help he couldn't
promise anything before three
weeks from tho next Thursday. I
been nearly two months tryin' to
find somebody to put a patch on
the tin roof over our kitchen whore
the water leaks down into the pan
cakes.
Ono of tho attractive things
about the profession Of unemploy-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05
Cogitations of a Cuckoo

4
THERE aren't slips twix the and. the lip since
prohibition for the that you don't get the chance
often enough t#
Perhaps the reasons the world isn't as bad frs
painted is only onehaK the world pants-en not
going In for that sort of thing
We aesthetic who gave representative Re-
Rome.
Countries like married folks They can't help scrapping
when they're tied treaties the
to maintain peace is by being divorced from them.
Don't let mother hear you her son chip Of old
block when know right well she calls the old block
head.
average yet know whether Muscle shoa
is clam depot merely the patent medicine
health builder
Chicago states that criminal failed keep his
date to be hanged. We call this a real item.
early worm but seems rather unfair
to preach such doctrine when early worm gets
the worst of 1t the lazy
Some have sharp tongues requires little on
their part to make their husbands feel flat.
The poet who Life What We Make 1t" seems to
realize that some Of US will get married
Health Commissioner Copeland urges women to continue to
silk hose. And the Of going
weather peeled to If they carry out his advice
That love must be wonderful thing is evidenced by the
fact that confirmed dyspeptc will
II he really enjoyed it.
Bronx newspaper says quite boldly "Mr Harvey
Jackson who goes in for antiques, married recently
Elsie Smith" An expression from the Mrs Jackson should
prove interesting, we take it.
all the tomatoes the United States gathered
in spot feel would kechup fac
tory there.
Optimism is periscope through which you overlook
the petty troubles and annoyance Of life.
Man received letter from bandits which read T don't
1000 by Saturday night will kdnap wife,"
The replied 81 haven't the 81 900 handy at this time
but your proposition interests greatly"
It IL always leap year with manicure. She is always ask
ing some for his hand.
Luck is great thing spell with Up" in front
Woman carrying baby gave the clerk twentydo bill
"Is this all you have, madam" he asked.
T've only been married a year." she snapped
good many marriages unexpectedy-to the BRIDE
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05
Quincy Todd on 'Hard Times"

this country spending so much
time yelling about hard times that
they haven't got time to 90 out
after new business.
Tho cause OF hard times. So
called, is extravagancs. Every guy
with q goulash income has been
trying to satisfy q pate de fol gras
and rufsed grouse appetite. Which
l can explain as following, to wit:
When I am . very young sap
back home, II is considered very
stylish for TO have a horse and
carriage in family. My pap, he
gets one OF these rigs. with q two
seated buggy and we are right in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

The busiest animal IN the
world is a one-eyed cat In Q fish
market.
The stork is still flourishins
in New York. II you don't be.
lieve It try to make your wa,
through the baby cabs in Wash
ington Heights.
The rarest fur in the world is
the fur Of the Zanzibar snickum.
because there is no such animal.
An optimist is a person who
expects to find birds eggs In .
cuckoo clock.
A gorilla is believed to be the
only animal outside Of the
human family who could stand
for any length of time the rigors
of the subway rush hours.
The way to get rid Of red ants
in the pantry is to take q good
tack hammer and hit each ant
sharply on the head.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

ment IL that there amt no work
connected with Il. There are lot
Of birds that. II they could work
without doing anything. they would
give unemployment the gate in q
minute.
There is three hundrded and
twenty-seven reasons for hard
times. The principal reason is
everybody talkin' about hard times.
Like q hot day In the Summer.
You wouldn't notice the heat at
all II the first ten yaps you meet
would keep their mouths shut
about II
There Is too many people in
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

f<T SEE by some Of the news
papers," says Elias Q. Hig-
ginbotham. that We are
having very hard times. indeed"
Sure" says Quincy Todd. lay
ing down his hand between deals
and fixing . baleful eye upon Elias
@. Higginbotham. "If you get
enough people to sQuawking about
1t, you have hard times any time.
But We arc sure having hard
times now. I made more money
the past year than made any two
years before"
Maybe you was . little moro
careful with your dealing" says
elias Q. Higginbotham.
mot at ALL" says Quincy. u
clean up more dough the past
twelve months and am making
more right now than I ever make.
but II It Ii going to make you any
happier, and also a lot Of other
sQuawkers. who haul OF and yell
bloody murder every time the
Chinese kopek or whatever It Is
depreciates a cent bushel, am
willing to admit. for sake Of argu-
ment. that we are having hard
times, but here is something else
Tho guy to groan the loudest
about hard times is the one that
can't make better'n coffee and
cakes when times Is at their best.
Does that 80 over your headT
"1 know some birds that would
yelp about hard times II you could
drive up to The mint with a moving
van and load It UP and drive of
and store In your cellar and go
back after another load every day.
Some guys enjoy hard times, just
the same rs others enjoy poor
health. There are some guys. II
you want to make EN- feel bau and
Insult EN-. all you have got to DO
IN 10 tell EN- they're looking fine
and healthy. II you tell some
birds they arc looking prosperous
they take It as a mortaI onense.
They amt happy unless they are
unhappy and maxim everybody
else unhappy.
How any bird IN this country
PUTS up q squawk about hard times
n away beyond me. They ort to
rfye. In some Of them U-ropeean
countries where the folks are eat
Ing dog-harness and cd buffalo
robes en- casserole. But I know
q lot Of calamity howlers who
would be happy under those condl-
lions because they would consider
Il a personal vindication and would
hoIler, 7 told you So
Say, we don't know any more
shout hard times in this country
than John d. Rockefeller, Jr.,
knows about turning his cuffs or
pressing HIS own pants. II they
out us down from five automobiles
to four, or give us roast beef six
times a week instead Of seven, we
are dumofounded, dod-gasted and
dingswizzled. II we gotta take our
pie without ice cream on It once a
week, we know we are on the
straight road to the poor house.
what's the cause OF these here
hard times Of yours, anyhow"
'Unemployment,- says Elias @.
Higsinbothsm.
Maybe some says Quincy, but
there are too many people making
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-05

Oh painting Of . rich uncle. We
lay this rig up in mothbslls and
cotton in the Autumn and don't
take II out again until the ne1t
Spring.
Now. . bird who 10 making $50
q week has got to have an automo-
bile. II somebody dies and leaves
him an inheritance the size Of the
car squares exactly with the size
OF the Inheritance. He takes .
four.thousand-dollar automobile out
and tears UP the road with II, like
It was . gang-plow. The first thing
he has to do is to got It covered
with mud and he don't begin to get
happy until he has Knocked on q
couple of tenders, smashed his
radiator and blowed up three or
four tires. When he wants to have
. particularly good time he lodges
IN and out among t. pillars, shaw
ing OF both running boards and
all the outerworks Of his machine.
II he gets homo without having q
busted aIel or . smashed head
light Il has been q bum trip.
He lets his four-thousand-dollar
investment stand out in the rain
and snow and ice Just to let folks
know that he is very prosperous
and does not care nothing for ex-
pense. An automobile moro or less
amt no moro of an event in his
life than q new necktie. He lets
the engine take care of itself and
gives II . dose Of oil when It be-
gins to squeak so loud 1t annoys
the neighbors. No hill too steep,
no sand TOO deep, Is his motto. He
takes SIX of his frienda out for a
ride and stops at q road-house and
pays $46 for a round Of lettuce
salads with Russian dressing and,
being the host, he cannot think Of
letting anybody ebe reach down in
the Jeans.
DO you ask me the cause Of
hard times with people yidin' in
limousines that ought to Be steer
ing q wheeSbarrow, with women
paying moro A6r q corset-cover
than their grandmothers paid for
five evening sownsf
Badly Peters, who Is rust as
loose Is fruit-jar top, gets his
wife q velvet gown that reaches
almost down to ner knees and pays
more for II than the ones she used
to buy>that dragged on the ground.
In two weeks she wants another.
Wear that one I buy you the
other day, he squawks.
"'oh, that's old now. Everybody
has seen It, she says"
But the times is hard" says
Elias Q. Higginbotham. "and the
money is very seldom"
Sure" says Quincy. TRY to GO
to q good show in New York and
see II you can buy a seat for love
or money without waiting three
weeks. Some people have always
-n' ha~d times and find II hard to
get money. II you have got some
thing to sell. my boy, something
that is worth while, you can sell II
In hard times or good.
And, II you amt got nothing
YOU can oven Two - "vay-an
that goes In good 'lTc as well a.
bad"