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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Maxims of Marcel

Among the sports I am a sport;
 hong the wise I am wise From the good you will learn good; you mix with the bad you will have good time.
 Do not caress me in words and kink of another; but if you are rich
 hd generous. do as you like. I hou9d worry.
 |,Comrades in flashing are plenty;
 at not if the flask is empty. Do not brag in public, unless you ke promoter.
 Fullness destroys more men than |tal abstinence. Jim Jeffries, ex-champ, says: 1
 ha not going to be an evangelist, as kported, but I have certainly took h a lot of religion. I favor short klrts, dancing. card playing, smok- |g and drinking in moderation by bth sexes" It would be interesting know Just what brand of religion I'm has ~took on."
 |"We bought one of those How
 |bys' Chinese good luck rings and 1t
 Eed up to its name. The first piece good luck we had after buying the Ing was to lose it.
 IGanna Walska asks one-half of
 bchrane's wealth before she will ac- Ept divorce, but it seems as though man could 'angel" a whole grand pera company for that.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

put away without-heing cleaned. and they should be cleaned every time after being worn
 G. E. Pit would hardly be pos stble for you to lose those dainty little half moons at the base of the nail. Very few people have them, but when they do the nails retain theim indefi- nitely.
 Hulda:-Dates and figs are incIud- ed in the fattening foods.
 Mac:-O1ive oil, taken with a very little lemon juice or salt will be al-
 most as fattening as if taken with the grape juice, so you will attain the same results, merely taking more time to do it. Send stamped ad- dressed envelope for information about caring for the bust.
 Mrs. T. F. W.:-You can purchase every possible invention in the line of hair curriers' at any of the big depart ment stores. They are usually found in the sections that group together all of the notions
 ToT1orrovv, Broadening the Shoulders,
 All inquiries addressed to Miss Forbes in care of the Beauty Chats'' department wiM be answered in these columns in their turn. This requires considerable time, however, owing to the great number received. So if a, personal or quicker reply is desired a stamped and self-addressed envelope must be enclosed with the question: The Editor.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
M1GUELS SECRET

'Now, that tnakes me feel more comfortab1e,'' she said as her feet ap- peared in their tan silk crossings. Its too bad that Pm now a self conscious young lady, Miguel, or I should certainly follow my impulse and take off the stockings as well,'' laughed Ilona as she wiggIed her feet about and slipped them up and down in the grass.
 And if I could tear off that well fitting costume and let your hair down about your shoulders, you would indeed seem like my golden girl came back to haunt me-" said Miguel, as he nodded his approval at her.
 "In the springtime everyone should be free to wander in the woods as nature intended them to, untram- melled," he went on. Do you re- Der how you used to bathe in the brooks? And I used to always warn you when the water was too cold ?''
 "Yes fndeed,'' answered uona, breaking into a silvery laugh as she fell to thinking with him of the dear days that had been. How they came up now, a pain, a stab of joy in every one. Surely she was meant for all this, for the man beside her, but at this thought the warm blood dyed her face up to the roots of her hair.
 Miguel caught the blush and leased her about it ''Why do you blush, oh, Princess? You are not tormented by me any more?'
 Hush, Miguel Try to remember and believe that my throat aches with the things it wants to say and can't, and my heart is like lead with in me- said Ilona, as she looked away from him He must not above all things read her thoughts.
 Now I have but a few minutes
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

1 Dear Mrs. Thompson: For some time my husband and l ran around with a crowd of young people. Part | of them were married and part were | single. Last summer the single cou- i ples broke away from the married i couples and started going with an other married couple who had a supl- mer cottage and invited them out fo> | week ends.
 Ever since, however. they have | come to call on us evenings s1ngly or | in couples and they seem to like us even if we are not included in the new group.
 ! I expect to give a party on my husbands birthday. which is right after Easter, and intend to invite the old crowd. Do you think it would look small of me to leave out the other married couple since they have never entertained us?
 MRS. BLANK. It would not look small for you to leave out the married couple since they left you out when inviting their guests
 Dear Mrs. Thompson: A year ago I married young man whom l had known for six years. We went to school together and were sweethearts when we got out of school His parents ana sisters always SSSAlSu lo like me very much until we were married. but afterward they turned against me and couldn't say enough that was mean about me to him. He loves his family and believes them instead of me- His mother would come into my house and criticise eV- eryth.ng I did and I would cry after she left.
 stood it all until after our bab!
 rad md nervous caring for her and doing all my houseW ork that I could not stand the way his family treated me any more. He never took my part against them, but if they would stay away just a few days he would be good to me and I could see that he loved me
 love my husband dearly and aI- ways will, but it was impossible for me to stay with him and be so un- happy. I wrote mother and asked if I could come him and bring the baby. She said I might
 When my husband saw that I real ly meant to go he begged me not to and even had his mother beg me to stay But I went anyway
 Now my husband has come to see me and begs me to return to him Father says that if he will get a posi-. ton in this town or in some town where his people will not interfere with our happiness that I can go back just because he asks me. soon he will
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
 (lN Izz SPUR 22z MOMENT MO7s> q El T '1zS z
4 Reg'Iar Scenario

Edith is the daughter of prosperous parents living in Harlem. She meets a Japanese student of Columbia col lege. He is member of the fire de partment of Tokio, but is in New York studying dramaturgy. The par ents object to the marriage and Edith and her lover elope via Canada. It is their intention to reach Japan via Alaska. Don Mcdonald, of the Royal Mounted Northwestern police, comes upon the eloping pair in the wilder ness. Edith has broken one of her skis. The snow is something awful They seek shelter in an igloo hut. The Eskinos of the north are patient and cheerful. Don Mcdonald of the Northwestern police. persuades Edith to go back to Harlem and promises that he will call on her. Edith gives ''Don"-who always gets his man one Of those closeup" looks. FINALE.
 The orchestra plays selections from 'Fausts'-Marcelt Stefnbrugge.
 This is His Theory
 My Dear Roy-My theory of the William Desmond Taylor murder is as follows: MT. Ben Turpin, who lives around the corner, tried to com init suicide and missed.-Louis Rap hael.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Miss Josephine J Schlick, of Louis vile, Ky, once again is a full hedged American citizen. She ar rived as a stow away at New Or leans following the F ussian rev. olution and was detained by inn migration off
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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Kathleen and Josephine, both aged six years were bosom friends, as had been their families for generations back So the Jones' were in a quan- dary to know the trouble with Kath- Ieen when she came home from school several days crying, and say ing: ~I won't sit with Josephine!'
 .sWhy, has Josephine made you mad ?s 4zzi
 ssNo''
 Well, what's the matter, then
 'Cause she's got freckles, and l am afraid I will catch them
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
lEHlea1[1t|h Talks 5 ! By John B. Huber AM,MD

December and my only diet was to eat oatmeal. When I first took to my bed my legs, from above my knees down, and hands were cold like ice, and as soon as came to my senses they itched terribly. Then I swelled all up from feet to my head, eyes included. Now I feel excellent except one complaint I have no de- sire to eat anything only salted Span 3sh peanuts which I seeIp to crave and eat a pound a day with a cup of coffee. Now my one fault is if I go downstairs I can't walk upstairs; or walk down twice without my heart beats so heavy way up in my throat; or if I carry a parcel on my left side, over two or three pounds, it seems to take my breath away. get all frightened up around my waist band and about 4 inches above and it takes me 10 minutes after I get up stairs to get my breath and my heart stops beating.
 Answer-You are not acting req sonabIy. Your doctor should in- struct you as to diet and rest. You must, for the present, cut out salt from absolutely everything you eat. Nor can you sustain life only on pea nuts. You must eat mostly vegeta- bles, and meats almost not at all. Your kidneys and heart are affected.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
MENU HINT Breakfast

I- Orange or Grape Fruit ks Graham Bread and Butter tt Eggs MIX
 Lunch
 Stewed PruneS raham Mullins Cottage Cheese Natural Brown Rice with Sugar and Cream
 Milk
 Dinner Meat Potatoes Baked in Their Jackets
 Creamed Carrots Graham (yeast risen) Bread and s Butter Corn Souffle Fruit Salad Oatflake Cookies Milk
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Tomorrow-A Nervous Heart

All inquiries addressed to Dr. Hu- Der in care of the Heath Talks department will be answered in these columns in their turn. This requires consid erable time, however, owing to the great number received So if a personal or quicker reply is desired, a stamped and self-addressed envelope must be enclosed with the question: The Editor.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Salted Peanuts a Steady Diet One day last September I became iconscious for about three hours
 nd I was forced to stay in bed until
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Cleaning Tapestry

Tapestry upholstering can be cleaned with a good naptha soap, fol- lowing directions as for rug cleaning, using large soft floor brush and wiping off with a dry cloth. Let dry in sun.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Kid Gleason snapped while getting
 action out of his outfit, and
 Johnny EYers-
 The development of the White Sox as the season progresses ought to furnish some of the most inter- esting dope of the season. Kid Gleason has Johnny Evers as his chief assistant this year. Gleason is a wonder at training pitchers and correcting various faults of youngsters. Evers is master of in side play and wonder at inject ing fighting spirit and team play into a new outfit
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Nellie Y. whe she Insert, three
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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

8 long investigation of her case she has been admitted to citizenship, which she lost by her marriage to the Russian nobleman-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Stowaway Princess Is
 Admitted to U. $.

The Russian Princess Tchernit-
 1 schew. who before her marriage was
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

 nRALan nHOUCEHOLD HINTTl

pepper as desired. Bake for about one-half hour. Serve warm.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Two children were playing on a back porch. The mother, in ansad- joining room, heard the remark: Well, I cant make an angel out of you, but I'm going to make a devili''
 The mother peeped out to see just how this was to be accomplished. To her horror she saw the younger child standing very still, completely un- dressed. while the older child was ap- plying a complete coating of green paint
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

After MT. Brown had raked his yard he took the accumulated rub bish into the street to burn. A num- Der of neighbors' children came flock ing about the bonfire, among them little girl whom MT. Brown did not remember having seen before. Wish ing to make the stranger feel at ease he beamed upon her and said. heart fly; Hello. isn't this a new face ?"
 A deep red suffused her freckIes 'No,' she stammered it ain't new. It's just been washed
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Sugarless Candy-This fruit paste is the invention of an old Italian fruit mercant who specialized years ago in crystallized fruits. Put through the food chopper one-quarter pound cocoanut one-haIf pound seedIess raisins one-half pound shelled pea nuts (not salted, one-half pound prunes.
 Mix and form into balls or rolls and roll in finely chopped cocoanut or chopped nuts. Or line a tin box, such as sugar wafers come in, with waxer paper and fill with the fruit mixture. Press hard to make it firm and let stand for four hours. Re move from box and cut in one-halt inch slices.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30

Mothers who have kiddies who use the rubber protectors might like to know that they can be mended with adhesive plaster and will wear quite a time if proper care is used in putting it in. .'
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Today's Recipes

|
 Graham Muffins--Mix together two IDS of graham flour, two teaspoons baking powder, one teaspoon of 1t, two tablespoons of brown sugar. . en add one cup of sweet milk, one |ell beaten egg and one tablespoon lard. Bake moderately about 25 finutes in greased gem pans
 =Oatfake Cookies-B1end three barters cup of sugar. with one-quar- .r cup of shortening, add three well eaten egg yolks, two tablespoons tanut butter, two teaspoons of al- Iond extract, .one-quarter teaspoon salt, one-haIf cup of chopped raj Ins Mix one teaspoon of baking #pwder into one cup OF graham four, Id this and one and one-half cups rolled oats. Mix well, then fold in e beaten egg whites. Drop by ta- espoons one inch apart onto greas- dripping pans. Bake moderately
 bout 15 minutes.
 Corn Souff1e-One pint of cole Rek Cor one tin can) of corn, one tp of finely rolled cracker Fumbs, three eggs, yolks and whites .eaten separately. one pint of sweet / iIk, one-half cup of butter, salt and
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Suggestions

When "chopped nuts" are re- quired in quick time, place nut meats on wax paper, on flat surface, and roll with a rolling pin.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-30
Candies

Butterscotch Candy-Two cups brown sugar, two tablespoons white vinegar, four tablespoons cold water, one-half cup butter.
 Boil until it will harden when dropped into cold water. Flavor with one-half teaspoon vanilla and pour into buttered tins to harden.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
Worlds Wheat Stock Will Be Lower Than For Several Years

WASHINGTON, June g. World wheat stocks by July 1 will be lower than for several years, according to an analysis of the situation issued to- night by the commerce department.
 Both Argentine and Australia, the department explained, have consider. ably less wheat than last year, the United States carry-over will be light and only Canada has considerable stocks on hand. A larger demand than last year, it was declared, was indicated by the upward trend of Flu ropean consumption, while the pros poets are for smaller crop.
 Until next February" the depart ment said, "the international trade will be largely dependent for supplies on the surplus of North America, and a limited quantity from India. Wiz Russia entirely out of the export trade, North American wheat is in a relatively strong position"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
AN OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY

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Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
BOIL wEEvILs AND GOOD ROADS


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Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
American Champion Shows Improvement
 in Semi : Final c anne

LONDON, June 9.--By the form Mrs Molla Bjurstedt Mallory displayed this afternoon in the -semi-finals of the doubles in the North London ten his tournament, when, with Miss Edith Sigourney of Boston, she defeated Mis- ses Brown and Bull, 6-1, 60, she indi- cated she is ready for revenge when she meets Mrs. Beamish, the English player. in the singles final tomorrow.
 Since her arrival i'll England, the American champion has continued to improve, She is greatly favored over Mrs. Beamish for tomorrow's match. It is considered in tennis circles that unless she can produce a game super for to that played by Mrs. Beamish, she will not have much chance against Mile. Lenglen or even Miss, McKane, Miss Ryan and Mrs. Peacock at Vim bledor. 4~
 Mrs. Beamish and Mrs. Mallory reached the finals of the North Lon don singles without losing a set.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
Old Timers Visit

TOMBSTONE - Old timers are very interesting folk, and Thadius D. Bvrne. who came to Tombstone last week to spend few hours with his old friend Judee Jas F. Duncan. is no exception to the rule. Mir. Bvrne is no voungster in age, but he is still active for he has just omit one of the state highway maintenance crews where he has been the chef for many months past
 Blrne is an interesting talker and remembers the early days vividlv. and not in the enlargement manner as many do at his. age. He came to Tomb stone in 1879 and says that at that time John Montgomerv's corral. known the southwest over at that time. was made of Ocatellos. nurelv desert corral. He was amono the first neople into the Risbee district locating a claim or claims ahout the first one in that locality and with Halcro, Duncan and others, was there ohead of George Warren.
 He looked Tombstone over and with a merry twinkle in his eyes sa'd. he fore his departure: "She don't look like she used to in the good old days of wine, woman and song. as we used to see 'em in the Bird Cage, the Occi. dental, the Oriental. the Can Can and other places we just mention in a whisper these days of reform and drouth"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
"The Whistle"

"The Whistle"
 The announcement of the presenta- tion of a Paramount picture starring William s. Hart, served to pack the Eagle theatre with an ethusiastic au- dience last night. The attraction was "'The Whistle" play of New England life, and in it MT. Hart is the fore man of a mill. Despite the fact that the story is radically different from any in which MT. Hart has been seen in recent months, it's human appeal and drama served to put it oyer with the fans with unmistakeable emphasis.
 There are many dramatic rlomoA s in the development of the story ard as usual, MT. Hart engages in fistic battle for the cause of right and jus tice, and as usual. beats his adversary to pulp. There is no love story, other than the affection of mother for her child, but this adds rather than de- tracts from the popular interest in the theme Myrtle Steadman is leading woman and Frank Brownlee is the ras- cally mill owner. Three noted juven- iles-Georgie Stone, Richard Headrick and Will Jim Hatton add value to the support.
 "The Whistle will be the featured bill again at the Eagle theatre this afternoon and tonight and at the Cen tral theatre Sunday and Monday.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
..Ridinn With Death,


 Probably no actor on the silver screen is better fitted to enact the role of Texas Ranger than Cnas. (BucO Jones, the Fox star. His first picture since he was christened Cnaries-tnis name taking the name of Buck is Riding with Death" Fox feature with Texas Ranger known as "Dyna- mite" Steve Dorsey as it's hero. It will run at the Lyric theatre today.
 The exploits of Dynamite" Steve are said to recall forcibly the old story of the ranger who responded to call for help in supressing rioting in one of the smaller and wilder Texas com munities. When he arrived, alone, the frightened law and order group threw up their hancs in despair.
 What" they cried. Did they send cnly one man?
 Sure" responded the lone Ranger serenly; you've got only one riot, haven't you?"
 Intimates of Charles Jones. who kenw him as Buck" in the west. the Philippines and in trance have de- clared that he has the stuff in him. that is ascribed to the most daring and capable of the Rangers.
 In Riding With Death, in the role of Dynamite" Steve he rides alone to run down Q crooked county sheriff and his score or more henchmen.
 The strenous Fox star is supported by Betty Francisco, feminine lead; Jack Mower. J. Farrell Mcdonald and others. The story and direction are by Jacques Saccard.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
THOUGHT

If you seek Him, He will be found of thee; but if thou foresake Him, He will cast thee off foreVer.-l Chronicles 28:9.
 As the marsh-hen builds on the watery sod, Behold I will build me nest on the greatness of God. I will fly in the greatness of God as the marsh-hen flies, In the freedom that fills all the space 'twixt the marsh and the skies;
 By so many roots as the marsh grass sends in the sod, I will heartily lay me hold on the greatness of God
 Sidney Lanier.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
RecaIIs Burial

TOMBSTONE-With the passing of May we are reminded that Edward Schieffelln, discoverer of Tombstone. whose burial ground is at the well known monument west of town, died twenty-five years ago in Oregon and a short time later his body was re- moved to the spot where the Schieffe- lil monument now stands.
 This monument, since the location of the state highway. has been looked upon. picnicked by and snap-shotted and lately driven around by hundreds and thousands of local people and tourists.
 It is now feature marking in all highway literature, is 4narking on all maps and is fast becoming a point of interest in the talks of those who drive through this country, whether east or west bound.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
BETWEEN YOU AND ME

gone forth that this is one of; the cas- fest gratis since gypsies invented palm reading. is A i isia
 Legitimate pscho-analysts are start ing campaign against the fakers. Get ting evidence is unusually hard. Dr.. A. A. Brill. who wrote the best Ameri- can book on the pschic science, points out that victims of blackmailers can not make charges without revealing the secret which subjects them to blackmail
 If taking up psycho-analysis. be care full with whom you deal.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-06-10
GRAIN

Russia will not be able to export grain for at least five years. That is the report of a special agent of the Department of Commerce.
 With Russia out of the running un- til 1927, American crain growers could he reasonably sure Of good foreign mar'-ets. also better prices than if flood of grain were pouring down fhroneh tho -Dardanelles.
 There's many a slip. etc. however, Five years is lot ot time