The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-11-04
AUTO DEPARTMENT NOTES

 pairing many ears for the last few weeks. So many Ford's come in there, you could call it Ford Ser vice Station. . John Simko, has been to Polls more often these few weeks. Wonder who she is?
 Joe Stevens the auto Department cake eater, is now wondering which end of the car the fly wheel is.
 ''SmithY' Simelus. the generous boy who furnishes all the soap for the departm ent forgot to buy a cake the other day, and all the fellows went home dirty.
 Tony Locostro, the clutch pert, is now overhauIing a Nash.
 Joe Sydiskis, the Howard avenue wise crack, is now taking a weeks vacation in the Tool Crib.
 Aviator Tibbals was so dirty Mon- day night, that the fellows wanted to borrow his face for Halloween.
 Steve Belle, the '.aviators'' future broth er-in-law, is doing his stutf' on Charlie Petrino's Buick
 Walter Wilson left his tools out so everyone could use them the other day. They're all generous down here
 Arthur Whyland the electrical ex- pert. fixed @ fellows horn. and it blew win wonders ever cease?
 Tony Izzo. our Westport Ford Wrecker, is learning to be a plumber, judging by the bearing he re-bab-
 MT. Hanford. the leader of the Auto 1 Mreenlng Ma s1an brongt SreM his IS car in. to be wrecked.
 Peggy Pilotti, the Auto Depart ment Poet, is now overhauling 8 Chev- rolet. He sprung this one on the crowd the day.
 Charles Petrino the happy printer brought his Buick car in the other day to be overhau1ed an insp pected. The boys expect to do Al job for him, because they aM have a great deal of sympathy for the Varsity PEGGY O'NEIII and HER LIZZIE
 MOBILE Peggy O'Neil, had a Lizzie Mobile, Twas a Ford that could run' rain or
 shine
 She let in her clutch, and steps on
 the gas, and boy that old can
 makes time. CHORUS:
 If it knocks with all its might, That's Peggy O'Nell If runs. runs day and night That's Peggy O'Neil. If it stalls every two hundred feet, If it brings every cop to her beat Sweet knocks-a-nality. and Tin-can
 ality
 That's Peggy o'Neil. Every thing planned To bury that can In the junk shop in back Of the
 church. But Peggy o'NeiL doves her Lizzie
 Mobile, She can't part with that mobile Ford If the old can hits on one That's Peggy O'Nel If f sounds like a three inch gun, That's Peggy O'Neifs.
 II If # runs with any kind of a load. Sweet Rattle-a-lity, and SnaKe-an-
 ajiity,
 That's Peggy O'Nell
 CARPENTRY NOTES
 The boys in the Carpentry Depart ment are certainly improved in their athletic ability.
 Morriss, the ex-sailor, who has charge of the athletic ways Ia the of a fine coach. He developed bunch of green material in the bas, ketbau season, and made a good ball players out of them by his able coacn- ing. 4he Carpentry and Plumbing subdivisions of the school are in dudging in a three game series. The Carpentry won the first by the srnall score of two to nothing. The result of the small score in the first game Wa the inability of both teams to shoot accurately and the fact that it was both teams first game of the year.
 MT E. W. Schrane, the newly ap- pointed drawing instructor has oeeh ae,laimed by the students in the Car gentry Dept. as No. 1. Hereto fore it has been hard for them to ac- comIlish r1uch-
 Mr. Chas E. Whittmore, the ped of the Carpentry combine has ,o +rouhIe whatsoever in sending them up on Mondays. Tuesdays and Wednesdays
 We presume that ex-sailor Norris +J,are aTo mora electric iamns to he made. Morriss has just eoT1oleted an order of seven.
 ssFsatty'' (Adolph) Palchesky would make a better football player than he loss a basketball shark
 We are wondering if Arthie Taylol has found out what Brace is.
 DIsAFTING B NOTES
 Russell Mott who is taking tn .rcbitecturad course has just startef making a set of plans for a modern