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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11
SIMMONS
Faulty 1901
~ THE crRCUIT Court or TIE
ah,AnE nE Hn INnN Irnn III AZ

~ THE CIRCUIT COURT or THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR KLAM-
NTH COUNTY.
ROXY Volitrh. Plaintiff, VIZ. Andy Vol.
Itch. Defendant.
TO ANDY voLITcH. Defendant:
IN the Name ~ tho State OF Ore.
gon You are hereby required 10 ap.
pear and answer tho complaint flied
against you In tho above entitled
court and auii on or before Monday
tho 18Th day OF March. ID22. aud II
you fail 70 10 answer. for want there.
OF. the plaintiff will apply "a tho
court for tho relief prayed for IN
hnr verified complaint on filc IN the
above entitled court and suit, to.xlt:
that the marriage between yourself
and plaintiff be annuiicd and set
aside: that plaintiff bc permitted TO
uEe aud resume her maiden namo.
Rosy vitousck. and that plaintiff
have such further relief az 10 equity
and good conscience may appcrtaIn.
Thir summons is served on you by
publication thereof for pix successive
weeks q insertionsD. by order Of
lion. d. v. Kuykendaii. Judge OF the
above entitled court. which said order
In dated January %. 1922. tn. first
publication horsof being dated Janu'
AIRY 2a. 1929.
RENNER. MANNING & GANoNG.
Attorneys for Plaintiff, who's busi.
ness and pos,offIce address is
American National Bank Bldg..
klamath ralis. Oregon.
2st.ll.ls.2c.<.il
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11
The Office Cat
ny JuNIUs
Jt'sT LAKE, I MNN

Ily 4. 4. Later
Paw wuE atUrmin' round the house
nn lookln' Ter the comb,
Scd he ter Nav Como things have
legs the way they seem T. roam.
why, twuEn't moro'n an hour nEu
put II right up here"
A p0in,in' 10 u lii,lo shelf atop the
chiffoni"r
Poor Nav, sho mover Ncd a word. Just
eide glanced thoughts at me
Al II knew. II I would speak, Jlsi
wh"r" thct comb could be-.
An, joe. hadn't seen the thInE eur
twas an Saturday
When u fcilcr docRnt hey 20 comb
io Just 30 out an play
Gosh Paw ii,t kcp stormn round.
each minute raised hla ire
IN u Hich words could make u
smoke. you'd though our house
afr"
Twus IN IN" Kitchen. meath the
stove an under every chair
Th"t Paw went hobin NJ an down.
NOR" crOsIr an hear
~" looked tho i,cboS through an
through an stirred the garbage ran
~ which my Nav Iisi he'd 30 laugh
an sod 'Thot FIlly man
An then Sh" ria np from her chair
Paw, viii you please look horcT'
A poln,in' to n MI" shelf atop tho
Thiff1nl,r.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

I,ns'ua Washington called NJ I'm.
horwood'R Drug store tho other day.
"J'ous," he said. II wants one ob
dem plnWcrB you donc stick on yoah
bnrk" "
II undrrNInnd," mid Mngcc,
you moan one 0r our porous plaB.
tors"
No, mh, ," ho replied positively. 81
don't want none Of y0Rh poorcS
plnm"rH wants the best ono you
rot"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11
Alta IuDS

A barber who hailed from Pcrdnc
Would continually urge shampoo.
"" talked 40 or dnndruff
That tho iownfolk 80, dnmruff
Aud made TINS poor barber sklddoo.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

Fred Duke says the man who ,nya
down On N" job plcka mighty poor
rouch.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

What haa become of the Oullt
board that used 10 toll ~ everything
that was EoiuE 'u happun'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

Spring akIrts will bc q inches
from the knee" says A. e. Yadcn. Up
or down
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

Women may smoke" sagcly rc.
marks Andy MCGEE "bu, the old.fash
ion"h way ~ scratching q match srlll
romans strictly masculine PRIV
logc
Thayp what YOU might cali the
Hcat OF rouaulaiion fpr mcufoiks
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

IIr blow himself for an auto,
Took his wife ou, for n run.
lie puncturod all four tires ut once.
mn 1i0.ni,
~" paid that first bill gladly.
Then started out once moro.
stopped too quick and stripped his
gears.
mn. S2Osi
ScNt he left his wife q, home.
And took out His soul mate.
IIla cnrburotor sprung a leak.
nm. s3otS.
she had tp have little lunch.
With vino beneath tho tree.
They lost their way and other things.
nm: SlG.G3
S'st day hc Killed a nolghborg cow
Aud hurt a hoy aged 'l.ven.
\ gasoline man called that day.
nlll' sIa.iI.
His cash was gone. no food 10 oni.
Aud Nill thia young sport cried.
III put u mor,gng" on tho house.
And take Just one moro ride
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

STEAM HEATED rooms $3.50 per
week. Large. we'll lighted lobby,
shower baths. New winter ratea.
Central Hotel. J, T. Ward. Mgr. OF.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11
n yon Wish TO learn sarophonc or
plano nee Mr. Y. Il. Forquhar. AL N.
Ninth r. i-10'

Lyceum Hall. cor. 9Th H. High, well
nliIted for atl6ct parties, will bn rent
ed at nominal prices. Apply 10 NJ,
Motschonbacher. Phone t56W. or on
promises. 30.tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-03-11

swedish select certified seed oats.
ton lots " cts. less quantity 3 cts.
J, A. Bushong. klamath Falls. Ore.
gon. M-3-Apr. u"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
Princess Elizabeth,

Elizabeth, the second Of the Inflated
daughters of the Inflated Charles l.
was born at st. James palace in 1895.
When she was six years old civil
war broke out in England and the re
naming nine years of her life were
passed with strangers. She saw her
father only few times, the last be-
ing on the day before his execution.
Charles took the child on his knee
and gave her such advice as might be
expected from a father about to die.
A year and half after his death she.
too, at the age of fifteen, breathed
her last. BY some it was said Crom-
we'll had decided to apprentice her to
a buttonmaker, but historians deny
this. 1t is known the protector pro-
vided amply for her during her short
and unhappy lifetime. A monument
was erected for her by Queen Victoria
on the occasion of rebuilding the
church at Newport, where she was
buried.-Chicago Journal.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
RESOURCES

RESOURCES
Loans and Discounts 1ll,5oO.oo
Overdrafts 21846
Bonds and Stocks & Warrants rs, 46l. IL
Banking House 5OO. 90
Furniture and Fixtures 1000. 90
Other Real Estate 10000
Actual Cash on Hand 5,49700
Due from Banks and
Bankers Ton Demand) q, 7O7,I2 33,2o5 co
Cash Items in Transit 35l.52
Total I734o7.o2
LIABILITIES
Capital Stock Paidin 100000
Surplus Fund 100000
Undivided Profits Less
Expenses and Taxes
Paid I,Io3.75 l6, l93. rs
Individual Deposits
Subject to Check S2,63841
Cashiers Checks 45o.62
Total Demand
Deposits 83,O89 O3
Time Certificates
of Deposits 57,214.24
Total Deposits I4o,3o3 p
Notes and Bills Payable 100000
Bonds Borrowed 100000
Total 173.497. O2 |
STATE OF TENNESSEE
COUNTY OF MORGAN,
l, S.N. Oakley, Cashier of the above NAM
ed bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true, and gives the
actual condition of said bank as shown
by the books on file in said bank.
S. N. OAKLEY, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
this 10th day of November, 1922.
j. M. LANGLEY, Notary Public
(SEAL) Correct-Attest:
LEE N. ALLEY, Director
J. E, PATCHING, Director,
J. A. FERGUSON, Director.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
DIARY OF A STOMACH.

1000 A. NJ. Oh. dear! Another
warm day. Wonder if I'll be -
bused as l was Yesterday. If | am,
I am going to strike. Just disposed
of a halfchewed breakfast. We ran
for the train, which meant I was
so jiggled about and so tired that
it took me twice as long to do my
work. Hope she gives me AN hour
or two of complete rest before any.
thing else comes my way.
1920 A. M Two glasses of ice
water just arrived. 1t will take all
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
CROSSING PACIFIC IN A JUNK
Danish Captain on His Way From
Shanghai in Little Vessel Of
Chinese Model.

Victoria, B. C.-Out on the tossing
Pacific somewhere between Asia and
North America, sails cockleshell, s.
foot Chinese junk, bearing Capt.
George Ward Of Shanghai, native
Of Denmark, who is on his way to
this port, according to advices brought
here on liners arriving recently from
the Orient.
With a crew of three Chinese, Cap
tain Ward is making this daring trip
from China to Victoria simply to
amuse himself in his old age and to
prove his lifelong contention that a
Chinese junk, despite its appearance,
is the most seaworthy craft afloat
The junk which he is using for his
trip, however, was specially built foy
him in China, and Is fitted with com.
Portable living quarters and a mod
ern compass. Otherwise she Is one
of the typical affairs that teen in
Chinese waters.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
Administrators Notice.

TO All WHOM 1t May Concern:
Having been appointed adnlinis-
traitor of the estate of John G. Moore
deceased, late a citizen of Morgan
County, Tennessee. All persons
who are indebted to said estate are
now notified to come forward and
make settlement at once. and those
having claims against said estate
will prepare and presen, the same to
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
CHURCHES
BAPTIST CHURCH

Preaching services every Second
Sunday of each month, at HOO A.
NJ. and 1880 P. Nj. You are invit-
ed to attend.
REV. I. H. BEE, Pastor
MRS. J. A. HONEYCUTT,
Clerk and Treas.
Sunday School at $3.50.
H. w. SUMNER, Supt.
HARRY NEWBERRY,
Sec'y and Treas.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
COUNTY OFFICIALS

John A. Jones. County Judge
Chas. w. Human, Sheriff.
G. H. Buxton Trustee.
S. H. Jestes. County Court Clerk
E. R. Bunch, Circuit Court Clerk.
R. A. Davis, Clerk and Master,
Mrs. A. M. Freytag, Register
F P. Saffell, Tax Assessor.
P. w. Holder, Coroner.
N. 3. Melton. County Surveyor.
A B, Peters, County Superintendent
w. T. Walton, Supt. of Roads,
B. M. Hannahan, Truant Officer.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01

$40 p. m.-Returned the blueber-
ries.
S:5Op m.-And the veal.
$40 p. m.-She sent for the doctor
Says the college ice must have had
something the matter with it. Her
mother says it is probably the
weak stomach she inherited from
her father.
$50 p. m.-Doctor says it is just a
little upset due to the weather
Good night.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01

Mrs. Alice Nj. Cooksley of Oakland
CAL, is the worlds greatest "buttel
Sculptress," and is coming to the Cen
trail States Fair and Exposition a.
Aurora to show the dairymen of Hi
nois what beautiful things can b.
made of butter. Before her marriage
Mrs. Cooksley specialized in modelin;
in clay, and being out of clay one day
she tried making some flowers of but
ter The result was so striking that
she has been working in butter ex
cluslvely since. The photograph show
sample Of her work.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
PIcrie Acid for Farmers

That the farmers of the country
have not been slow to avail them
selves Of the opportunity to obtain a
good agricultural explosive at a low
cost is shown by the fact that in the
fiscal year ending June 80, 1922, 1884
700 pounds of picric acid has been
distributed by the bureau of public
roads, United States Department Of
Agriculture.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
the County Court Clerk of Morgan
County, Tennessee, duly verified for
filing as the law provides.
This October 23rd, 1922.
E. MOORE, Administrator.
SOCIETIES

MASONIC LODGE.
Emerald Lodge No. 377 meets every
Saturday night on or before each full
moon.
T. A. NORRIS, W. M.
L. RISEDEN, Sec'y.
/. O. o. F.
MOUNT TABOR LODGE No. 252,
meets in l. o. o. F. hall every First and
Third Saturday in each month
E. R. DODSON, N. G..
L. H. SCOTT, Sec'y
JR. o. U. A, M.
Wartburg Council No. 10, Jr. O. U. A,
M. meets First and Third Saturday in
each month. Visiting brethren welcome.
CHAS. FREYTAG, C.
l.. +. NEWBERRY, r. S.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01

UNION SUNDAY SCHOOL
Meets every Sunday morning at 1000
o clock at the Presbyterian church.
w. 2. STRICKLIN, Supt.
ARNETTA BECK,
Sec'y, and Treas.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01

Chancery Court meets Bird Monday
# May and November.
Circuit Court meets 3rd Monday of
February, June and October.
County Court meets lst, Monday of
January, April. July and October.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01

the energy [ can pump up in the
next hour to warm me up to nor
NAL again.
1880 a. NJ Half-chewed break
fast did not satisfy her and she
bought some peanuts and started
again.
1900 Noon-Peanuts have dribbled
along ever since last entry. Think
she has finished them, though.
II: 80 p. NJ Decided she wasn't
very hungry. and instead of good
solid dinner, sent me down a cold
egg nogg, heavy with chocolate.
Could have managed it all right,
if it hadn't been so cold; but that
makes it terribly hard to deal with
| 10 p. m.-More ice water.
1870 p. m.-Was mistaken about
the peanuts, She found another
handful in the bottom of the bag.
and now I have to tend to them.
sos p. m More ice water.
$40 p. Ill., She has been lifting
some heavy books and as usual,
used my muscles instead of her
arm muscles, as she should have
done, tired me more than digest
ing 6-course dinner.
3 30 p. m.-Someone has brought
us box of caramels and she start
ed on that.
$3.50 p. m.-Have received some
thing like half pound of caramels
since last entry. She just said:
oh, dear. l don't feel bit well.
| know the milk in that egg nogg
must have been sour"
6;3Op. III I'VE played a set of ten
mis- before dinner, and here I am
all tired out and dinner to han
die,
so p. m.-We were invited out
to have a soda before going home.
Had lemon phosphate and then
ran for the train.
200 p. m.-Fried potatoes, cucum-
bers, veal and canned blueberrips
What do you know about that?
~ p. m.-We are going down for
chocolate walnut college ice,
go p m Got home and found
someone had made some lemon
ade' She drank two glasses; that
on top of college ice, settles it. I
strike.
sop m.-Have sent back the col
lege ice and lemonade.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
While the SalesmanWa isl

While the Salesman Waits
We can furnish you the kind Of
printed sales letters and circulars
on HAMMERMILL BOND that
will get your message in the right
way to the man who can buy
your goods.
Use more printed salesmanship.
Ask US.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
False EyeIashes,

False eyelashes are one of the lat
est ways in which science is co-operat-
ing with nature. They are made Of
real hair, come in several lengths,
and are arranged on a bit of adhesive
silk material which will cling to the
eyelid-or is supposed to.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
Statement of the Condition OF
THE OAKDAlE BANK 6 TRUST COMPANY

LOCATED AT OAKDALE, TENN
ESSEE, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSl-
NESS NOVEMBER l, 1922.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-12-01
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Services every First and Third
Sunday in each month.
REV. r. G. RANKIN, Pastor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09
Golf Enthusiasts
Looking FOrz0ard
To Feature Match
Fans See Thrilling Contest
When Meyering and Evans
Meet British Pair.

Not only confirmed golf enthusi-
astS OF the city by others, whose
interest in the pastime Is in the en-
bryonic stage. are looking forward
eagerly to July 26 when the Coun-
try club course Will be the scene of
a match Of the highest calbre.
On that date two Of the foremost
Of English players, George Duncan
and Abe Mitchell. will appear here
against the peerless Chick Evans
Of Chicago and Bert Meyering, well
known local professional.
Mitchell and Duncan are two Of
the best known golfers in the world
both having toured the country last
year when they gave a series of ex-
hibition matches which aroused the
greatest interest wherever they ap-
peared. A win for Evans and Mey-
ering over the British stars would
mean a great deal as Mitchell is
recognized as the worlds longest
driver while Duncan is renowned
for his accuracy.
Meyering is preparing for the
match already and when he is right,
Bert is capable of holding his own
with any of them. Evans prowess
and past feats are too well known
for further mention.
All in all the match should be
thriller which will live long in the
memory Of South Bend golfers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09
INDIAN NAME FRATS
TO SUPPLANT GREEK
Organization of $500 Non
Fraternity Men at Urbana
to Be Undertaken.

URBANA Ill. April s-Orzanlza-
ton OF $500 non-fraternity men has
been undertaken at the University OF
Illinois. Clans with Indian names
VIII take the place Of Greek letter
fraternities fraternity men are
now grouped in IS clans or units.
which IN turn are grouped IN 10
tribes. Advocates Of the plan main
tain that 70 viii enable non-fraternity
for the first time 70 get together with
fraternity men 20 decide upon i'm
pOrtant student affairs. and that
there viii be no sharp demarcation
between the two classes OF men.
A number OF units entered relay
teams In the intramural indoor relay
carnival held here April T.
Fraternites were reported as vel
coming the system as a cooperative
plan.
The new system WIS devised by
Thomas Arkle Clark. dean OF men.
and was encouraged by President
Devid Einley. and By fratsrnlty
members
Among the resultes It's promoters
expect from the plan are these: A
more democratic IOrm or conLrol "a
student activities; a wider distrfbu-
tor OF student responsibility n such
activities BENEFITS OF organization
for non-fra+errity men; formation %
nuc,el for future fraternities; great
or interest in campus activities on
the part OF ron-fraternity men. ini-
tiation Of freshmen into university
traditions. institutions and enter
prises.
Each clan is governed by an exec
uttve committee elected by fts mem
be-s The presidents % clans have
appointed committees on athletics.
social activities. living conditions and
freshmen education The chair
men OF committees viii represent the
unlr 81 the central orgarizatior-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09

Carl Mays continues 20 be the
storm center OF the American Leag-
ue.
His latest escapade involves the
throwing OF the ball over the grand
stand in an exhibition game in the
south.
Peeved. because Manager Huggius
saw III 70 remove him from the ooz
because the Brooklyn club was hit
ding his offerings al over the field.
Nays a Ia kid fashion threw the
ball over the grandstand-
Fortunately, major ieague clubs
have plenty CT baseballs in stock. 80
the action OF Mays did not break
up the ball game, as he probably
hoped II would.
Manager Higgins. In order to
maintain discipline. fined Mays $500
for his child-like tactics
Whereupon Mays threatened 70
quit the team. Some OF his team
mates prevailed upon him not 20 do
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09
AUTOMOBILE RACERS
WILL USE WIRELESS
Chevrolet VIII Have Wireless
Phone IN Indianapolis
Race.

INDIANAPOLIS, April 8. 4
wireless telephone will be used by
one driver in the 5OO-mile automo-
bile race at the Indianapolis speed
way May 80 to keep in touch with
his pit during the long grind II was
announced here today. The car,
small one Of popular make, but re-
built for racing purposes, was de-
signed and entered in the race by
Louis and Arthur Chevrolet OF this
city. Louis Chevrolet designed and
built the winning cars in the 1920
and 1921 races.
Pointing out that drivers and me-
chanicians lost track Of their stand
ing in the long race after they have
gone several laps. the Chevrolet
brothers declare the wireless tele-
phone will enable the auto pilot
to keep in constant touch with his
pit and know at all times his place
and other valuable information.
Jack Curtner, Of Greenville, o.,
who has been selected TO drive the
car, is in the city working on It.
To make the use OF the wireless
possible, a small device will be
placed on the rear Of the car 10
catch the waves as the machine
speeds around the oval.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09

so. Now he says he will stay with
the club until the first pay day. and
IL the $500 is missing from his
check be IS through
For a number OF years Mays has
kept the American League IN con-
slant turmoil.
On July IS, 1919. Mays quit the
Boston club IN the middle of a
game az Chicago. Disguised with
the way the club was going Mays
said he was through with baseball
unless sold 70 a club up in the race.
Case Before Court
He was later sold 20 the New
York club. President Johnson then
suspended him. The New York club
took the case 10 court and got a
permanent injunction restraining
President Johnson from interfering
with the pitching OF Mays for the
New York club.
II was long drawn out court az
fair that split the American League
into factions. Five clubs remained
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-09
LIEB SHOWS FORM
IN DISCUS THROW,
STRENGTHEN TEAM
Husky Notre Dame Weight
Man Tossing Disc Around
l40 Feet.

The ink that pursued the Notre
Dame track squad through four
long months was annihlliated last
week when Coach Rockne found
Tommy Lieb tossing the discus for
greater distances than the official
Cartier field record. The. mark Is
136 feet made by Gilhllan several
years ago, but While practicing
Thursday. Lieb made a throw OF 1877
feet and some inches. and on the fol-
lowing day. came through with a
heave that measured 141 feet, Q
inches. Such throwing will land a
first place at practically every meet
in which Notre Dame Will partc5p pate
this spring
Lieb IS no beginner with the dis
Gus He was winning points at St.
Thomas with this weapon several
years ago, and last spring, when per-
forming with the freshman track
team, exhibited such unusual ability,
that athletic followers at the school
began 20 await his arrival on tho
varsity with interest. He Is a power
on the football field also and Rockne
expects 10 use him in a regular
berth on the eleven next fall
Notre Danes entries in the Drake
relay games. which Will marx the
opening Of the outdoor track sea-
son, April %. include the names Of
Gus Desch, Johnny Murphy and Bill
Hayes Desch holds the world >
championship in the 44O-yard
hurdles. which he won last year
after taking third place in the event
at the Olympic games in 1920. For
more than month, he has been
nursing an injured leg, but he ex-
poets to be in the best Of shape for
the Drake games
Johnny Murphy. captain OF the
track team. broke the worlds indoor
high jump record this spring with a
leap Of s feet, SIS inches, and he
holds outdoor records of 8 feet, 4
3-16 inches, and feet. 4 ga inches
made in the Olympic tryouts in
1920. BIZ Hayes was national
champion in the 1OO-yard dash sew
eral years ago, and at present is
western conference champion in this
event running the distance in 9 As
seconds at Chicago a year ago.