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"vwhen a FeIIer Needs a Friend"

Carlin, four years old, is the son of
q candidate for county Office on the
Democratic ticket. The son, to be
sure, is the fathers most ardent sup
porter; and not only of his father, but
Of all things Democratic. Such Is his
zeal that several of his mature friends
have formed the habit of greeting him,
thus:
"Hello, Republican
The other day, after the little fel-
lows silent, defiant look of denial, one
asked: "Well, you are Republican,
are you not?"
Carlin, indignant denial revealed in
every line of his sturdy little white
linen-clad figure, as he walked away,
clutched determinedly at his fathers
hand, as he demanded: II am Demo
crat, amt 1 dadT-Indianapoli News.
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Honor American Aylators.

A memorial garden Is to be estab-
lished in France in the shadow of the
fortress Of Verdun in honor Of the
83 Americans of the Lafayette esca.
drille who fell In the air service Of
the Worlds war. In this garden each
Of the 88 will have his place. Either
his body will be removed from other
resting places or, II not, his name will
be inscribed appropriately on the
honor roll. The plan for the memo
rial is regarded as unique. Instead of
the conventional shaft, or massive
structure, the garden has been de-
signed by M. Alexandra Marcel. chief
architect of the French government.
Catoctin clarion., 1922-12-28
TOO MUCH FOR NEW YORKER
Horrible Night Spent In the Maine
s Woods Turned HE Hair Whltes
According TO Story.

Can q mans hair turn white In
night? L. P. Coates of Solon declares
that It can, and to prove 1t tells an
unusual story Of fishing trip In
Maine. says the Lewiston Journal.
"My son-in-law and his family" he
relates, "were down here visiting while
on their vacation and one fine after
noon they proposed going fishing. so
we started in their auto to go down
ak miles to brook. We fell IN with
a party going to the same place, so
we formed crews. We left our auto,
and started for a brook, through the
woods. We arrived at the brook, ana
soon the other party was out or sight
down the brook. AS 1t was gettlng
late we started for home, as there
were three girls and two boys, my
son-in-law and myself. So we got out
all right. The others fished until dark !;
and had gone long way when they
started for home. Not knowing the
country, they soon found they were
lost In q dense wood and dark as
pocket. They shouted, but no answer
came, so they were doomed for the
night. The boy lay down and soon
was fast asleep, but the man from
New York was afraid Of wild anil
mails, SO he leaned against a tree. In
the night he saw two eyes like balls
of fire coming. His first thought was
to climb the tree; then he thought OF
seeing the boy devoured by wild an
imal, and he couldn't stand that, SO he
stood his ground; but it proved to be
nothing but rabbit. They got
through the night all right and got
home safe and sound. But the next
day people noticed that the New YORK
er's hair had turned white"
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Britain rrles MProtsctIon." !"

A war baby is the title given by q
Canadian official to the British safe
guarding Of industries act, when a
member Of the British parliament
styled the measure founding. Under
this law the British board of trade
may impose duties Of SO 1-8 per cent
upon any imports or articles to pro-
tect British Industries, the Nations
Business explains. This duty has now
been placed upon fabric gloves. glass
ware for table use. glassware for light
ing and aluminium and enameled cook
ing utensils.
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Hls Eccentricity.

'William p. Grimm, going yonder, Is
our most peculiar citizen" related the
landlord of the Petunia tavern.
"When he gets a crouch on, and hates
everything on earth and in the waters
under the earth, he doesn't come up
Main street snarling and swapping at
felix's who haven't done anything to
him. Instead he goes down cellar or
up garrst at home, and growls 1t out
BY myself, and doesn't emerge inte
publicity until he has got rid of his
grump and feels like being civil to
everybody who is civil to him."-Kan-
mas City Star.
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HUMBLE WORK IS RESUMED
New York "HImi" Reported 10 Have
Gone Back 10 Occupation
That Pays. Little.

In all New York the "bimi" has
doubtless the humblest. profession.
Without capital or skill. he has long
followed his career with more or less
profit. Years ago, he was a familiar
character throughout the city, but the
war drove him from his accustomed
haunts With the increase in build
ing activities throughout New York he
Is once more appearing In considerable
numbers.
The "bimi," 1t may be necessary to
explain to newcomers to the city, Is
usually tramp or some one reduced
to want, who collects wood from new
building enterprises or from buildings
being demolished, and prepares and
sells bundles Of fire wood. The pro-
fesslon requires no capital or skill, nor
indeed any tools. The wood Is usually
broken by the simple expedient OF
smashing it to pieces with q paving
stone.
Any "bimi" who would save from
his income and purchase modern tool,
like hatchet or axe, could greatly
increase his output, but such efficiency
is not expected of the tribe Of "bimies."
Hundreds Of these men could be seen
in vacant lots In past years, laboriously
and clumsily breaking up cast Off tim
ber. His product found ready sale.
The price by common consent for a
bundle Of such kindling in the past was
10 cents, no more or less. Since the
war the income Of the 'bimi," like that
Of so many other workers, had taken a
jump The same product today COM
mands q price of 20 cents.
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Tho Wild Gentleman.

II saw a wild man In a side show
last summer" stated J. Fuller Gloom.
1.-THE gentleman was most disrepu-
table looking parsonage. If had had
with me either bottle of soothing
sirup, a club, book of etiquette, a
cake Of soap, or tack, ! believe I
should have given, or taken, as the
case may have been, 1t or them to
him."-Kansas City Star.
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MONKEYS cleanIy Animals.

Monkeys, In their wild state, are
very clean animals, and explorers who
have visited their forest homes, and
observed their habits, report that they
have often seen these animals dash
ing water into their faces, and having
a good wash very much as mankind
does. Of course, without the soapi
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Church Vessels Stolen.

Sacred vessels stolen from the Rus.
sian church in the Rue Darme, Paris,
were of considerable commercial as
well as intrinsic value. The vessels
were of silver and ornamented with
precious stones. They were originally
presented to the church by members
Of the Russian imperial family. 1t is
believed that the thieves, who broke
open the cabinet in which the vessels
were kept, had hidden themselves In
the cellar Of the church during the
service.
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Poison In Mushroom Cap.

Animals usually know what Is good
for them and squirrels will consume
the stalks Of poisonous mushrooms
without any apparent ilieffects. The
cap Of the plant Is left. This sug-
gests that the poison may be contained
In the rejected portion, the escape Of
the feeding squirrels not being due to
any special immunity. But the sub
ject requires careful investigation.
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Details, Please.

Old Man Matthews daughter was
reputed to be the slowest-witted and
LATEST girl In the state of Oklahoma.
One day her father came In to find
her sprawled In a chair with her feet
In dangerous proximity to the blazing
fireplace.
"Git up, GAL" he yelled. "You're
practically standin' on a red-hot
coal"
(which foot, paw" drawled Sal,
opening one eye.-American Legion
Weekly.
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But It's a wrono Conclusion.

The evil things, the materialistic
things, the negative, destructive things,
always make so much more noise than
the forces of harmony and beauty that
the average individual may be for
given If he concludes that there Is
nothing but turmoil and discOrd and
blatant yulgarity in the world.-Her-
man Hagedorn.
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Talk of the Town,

My little nephew visited Sunday
school. The teacher told the children
that sunshine made nice rosy cheeks.
Nephew spoke up frankly: my aunt
don't need sunshine; she paints her
cheeks red"
That bit OF information spread like
wildfire, and the whole town was dis
cussing my complexion.-ExchanRe.
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State of Ohio. City Of Toledo.

Lucas County,, Sb.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
Is senior partner of the firm OF F. ].
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the City
Of Toledo, County ana State aforesaid.
and that said firm will pay the sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE. FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December.
A. D. 1885, A. w. GLEASON,
(SeaD Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Medicine Is taken in
ternally and acts through the Blood on
the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Send
for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all druggists. 75c.
Halle Family Pills for constipation.
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Cha Paid for the outInn.

/ was eighteen. He was twenty-five.
We went to the Wheeling State fair.
he told me he would carry my purse
as the pickpo,1ets were at work on
the grounds. He seemed very liberal
all day. When we stepped from the
train In our home town he handed me
my purse, containing cents. He had
entertained me at my own expense
I was broke on my first love affair
Exchange.
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] Rsnrstted Wastsd Ilme.

Bobby viii celebrate his birthday
the latter part Of next month. He was
asked last evening what he would. like,
and after much debating he decided on
boat and cab. After some further
discussion as to when the toys could
be purchased he said: "But II you
bought them now couldsbe playing
with them until my birthday"
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Sam Johnson's Good Advice.

Rouse from this lazy dream of for
tuitous riches, which If obtained, you
could scarcely have enjoyed, because
they could confer no consciousness Of
desert; return to rational and manly
industry, and consider the mere gift Of
luck as below the care Of wise man.
Samuel Johnson
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Pleased Them All.

Dot seems to be equally popular
with both boys and girls In the neigh
borhood in which she lives.
asked my nephew why they all
liked her so well.
II guess it's because she's just as
much boy girl as girl girl" he an
swered.-Exchange
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Corn More Valuable Than Currency.

SoTn WOTv valuable nan NuTT0nCys
Boxes Of American grits are pass
ing as currency in Georgia, Armenia,
Azerbaijan and the Russia Of the eau.
casus. The laborers of these coun-
tries will not take Job to be paid In
currency Of the country, but 10000 Of
them are laboring earnestly on road.
building, farming and sanitation for
two and half pounds of grits week.
This is said to be worth more than q
basket Of rubles.
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Evanescent,

Crabshaw-Why, gave you money
to have permanent wave put in your
hair
Mrs. Crabshaw-But that was sew
eral weeks ago.-New York Sun.
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oregon's Biggest Cherry Tree.

With a trunk six feet In diameter
at the base and spread Of branches
covering approximately 5000 square
feet, a cherry tree In the Hood river
district Of Oregon is believed to be the
largest tree of its kind in the world.
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Soul Refuses to Be Gagged.

The human soul Is like bird that
is born in cage. Nothing can de.
prive it of Its natural longings or
obliterate the mysterious remembrance
Of its heritage.-Epes Sargent.
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"Chioqer" Universal.

The chigger Is Unfortunately
known as a chigo, chigoe, chicogo or
jigger, and is found in many coun.
tries and is sometimes called "red
bugs" and incorrectly "ticks."
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Pretty Burmese Belief.

The Burmese believe that the soul
takes the form of a butterfly and
leaves us while we sleep, and that the
story Of its roaming is the stuff of
which dreams are made.
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Something Seemed Lacking.

A man was leading horse to the
blacksmith shop. To Bobby it was an
unusual sight to see horse without
a wagon, so he said: "Oh, look
There goes a horse without a wheel"
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Must Have Sanction Of Governed.

Almost any government can impose
its will for a certain length Of time
upon q people which refuses to recOg-
nize its legitimacy. But not indefinite
ly, nor forever, can 1t dispense with
the prestige that legality Affords
Guglielmo FerrerO.
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/, Advanced Through Centuries.
Seven centuries ago Britain could
not clothe herself; today she clothes
more than half the world with the
produce Of her cotton spindles and
her wool looms.
Catoctin clarion., 1922-12-28

A girl may accept proposal by
wireless, but you can't expect her to
be satisfied with ringless engage
ment.
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Secretary Birds Good Qualities.

The secretary bird, a large, long
legged bird Of South Africa, feeds
largely on reptiles and is often tanned
to rid premises of them. Its crest,
suggesting bunch Of pens stuck be-
hind the ear, gives II Its name.
Catoctin clarion., 1922-12-28
s.n.jbIe Wedding Presents.

Wedding presents in Hungary are
said to be given only to poor couples
to help them to get their homes to-
Rether,
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Uses Of Liberty,

Brethren, ye have been called unite
liberty; only use not liberty for an oc-
casion to the flesh, but by love serve
one another.-Galatians 5, 18.
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Cynical Philosopher.

Many are destined to reason
wrongly; others, not to reason at all,
and others, to persecute those who do
reason.-Voltaire.
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Since skirts Are Lonu.

"Have you saved up anything for a
dainy day?"
YES" replied Miss Cayenne. "a
pair Of silk stockings"
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Ever Think Of That2

A mule cannot pull while he Is kick
ing, and he cannot kick while he Is
pulling. Neither can you.
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Converse at lonu Distances.

The air is so clear in the Arctic
regions that conversation can be car
ried on easily, and without telephone
apparatus, by persons two miles
apart,
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Mourning Clothing Cheap.

In many parts Of China, when man
loses his father or wife her husband
they 60 into mourning by wearing old
and dilapidated clothes.
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PhIIesophy Of PhIlosophx.

PhIIosophy o. PHILOSOPHY.
Philosophy 10 no more than the art
pf making ourselves happy; that is,
Df sssking pleasure In regularity and
reconciling what We eve to ourselves.
c0oldsmith.
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the race track. For al
<emobiles have inyadedseyen
DPots ia slon6 saGr6d to the trotter.
Id PAGER, they have not become gen.
sraliy popplers u Automobile races are
the exception at big resorts like the
Fl9ttiac bS1ct -. not the curiosity OF
sths county and town fairs. Here the
Aors4 is king. The fact is notable,
becaase sat must Be admitted that this
faithful ssteedsis fading away from
the highways and the farm to de-
grss that the prophets Of a horseless
age ere no longer so much discredited
0sthey were. k-sS
One may travel for miles on our
highmAys and seldom pass a "team,"
meaning yany kind Of. a horse drawn
vehicle. They ara as scarce In the
roads as the OK was decade ago.
They are disappearing more and more
on the farms, also thanks to cheap
tractors, which are being improved
for q greater variety Of work with
pneumatic and hard.rubber tires, and
which have strong tendency to drive
the horse into oblivion for all draft
purposes. Ten years ago most people
would have laughed at a horseless
age. But those who read, even as
they motor, must admit the plausibil-
ity of the prophecy-barring, as we
have said, the race track.--Lewiston
Journal. ~
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Birds Have Little Sense of Smell.

Although some birds have a we'll
developed Olefactory apparatus, scien-
lists doubt that they have any etti-
cient sense of smell.
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Life as | See 1t.

COaxing Is all very well. but It's a
wise child that knows when its mother
is going to switch tactics.-Louisville
ourier-Journal.
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Must ne Paid.

Az rule the piper does not extend
long credit. He has a habit OF collect
ing promptly.-Bosto Transcript.
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True Happiness.

He is happiest, be he king or peas
ant, who finds peace in his home
Goethe.
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Apply Pruning Knife.

Envy is the most acid fruit that
grows on the stock Of sln.-Hosea
Ballou.
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Splendid Code for Humanity.

What's brave, what's noble, let's do
1t after the high Roman fashion, and
make death proud to take us.-Shake-
speare.
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Crab q champIon Llfter.

A weight 400 times it's own is Just
an average lift for q crab.
Catoctin clarion., 1922-12-28
Speed OF lIuht Measured

Between the ticks of watch ray
Of light could move eight times round
the world.
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Good In RefraInIno From IN.

The man who does no Ill to his
neighbor must do some good.-George
E. Hall.
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p.rsur,s rook Name From CITY.

The original recipe for the famous
perfume, au-de-Cologne, was discov.
cred by an Italian living in Cologne in
1909.
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A rhouoht for tha pav

"You must endure, not blame, that
which cannot be altered
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DaIIv Thouuht.

Love thyself and many win hate
thee.--Anon.
Catoctin clarion., 1922-12-28
DR.. FAHRNEY
DIAGNOSTICIAN

I make study and treatment
of any kind of disease the fam
lily Doctor is not curing. Tell
me your trouble and I'll tell
you what is your disease and
what can be done for it. I'll
send blank and specimen case.
Give me your name.
HAGERSTOWN, MD.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-02
Harry Sditer Picked
AS One of the Six TO
Contend for Auer Prize

From several hundred aspirants
for the Auer scholarship. six
artists wer0 picked In the prelin-
inary held I'm New York last week
and Harry Salter. Tulsa viulinist.
was one of the six. The Judges in
the finals were Auer, Samcntini
and Borowski comprising, as Sal
ter said. "a jury OF the greatest
authorities in the world"
Among the contestants In the
preliminary were Roscn. winner
OF the national federation prize,
Dushin, who has already made n
triumphal debut in London; three
Auer pupils and two pupils OF
Ysaye, one OF whom has been
soloist with tho Cincinnati SYM
phony.
Il wouldn't give lead quar-
ter" wrote Salter to Tulsa friends
"for my chance. even on tho
$4,000 fiddle loaned me by Lyon
q Healy."
Musical people OF Tulsa feel
that Salter's achievement In win
ming a place as one of the six
possibilities for the Auer scholar
ship Ia very much of n triumph
for the Tulsa violinist. Salter,
who is studying with Auer this
summer, taught here ana has
been heard many times In concert
and recital.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-02
LEGIONNAIRES PICNIC
All EN-Scrvicc Men VIII Bc Wei
come NJ Friendship Lodge July I.

Friendship lodge aud the y. w.
G. A. camp grounds southwest of tho
city are to bc the setting for joe
Carson posts Fourth OF July picnic
on Tuesday, II is announced by
Charles Dickson, vice commander In
charge OF socials. LeEIOunniros and
eN-servicc mon and their families
are 10 have tho camp to themselves
the whole day
There will be something doing
every minute of tho picnic day
Dickson said This Will include a
baseball game. contests for prizes.
music OF all kinds, swimming, a
patriotic program, Everyone 10 TO
bring a basket we'll stocked with
"makings" for two picnic meals
while iced lemonade viii bo fur
nishgd by the post
The picnic is to he an all-day
affair, beginning early In the morn
ing. Automobiles will meet all in
terurban cars at tho Parthcn!a sta
ton and convey picnickers TO the
y. w. grounds short distance
away. EX-service men, whether or
not members Of the legion post are
invited to attend with their family
| or friends.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-02

eminent. the governor asserted that
tho state tax In oklahoma has de-
creased constantly since he was
elected TO prove this he cited
that IN his first year the state tax
was 3 l-2 mills; In the second year
2 mills and the third year mill.
Tho cost OF government in Okla
homa, he said. IL less than I'm Kan-
sas. and the state levy is less under
his administration than under any
other since statehood. During this
time, he asserted the bonded in
debtedness has been reduced by ST.
10000 on account Of buying up
state bonds at a discount and cam
ceiling them. And yet" he de-
clared. you have never seen that
I'm a newspaper"
Much Of the governors McAles-
ter speech was devoted to pcniteu-
tiary affairs, which were OF special
local interest. lie also discussed
the school land department. which
he said has loaned 10 the farmers
OF tho state at S1S,5OO.O00 at per
cont Interest. and the highway de-
partment, which no informed his
hearers has supervised the build
Ing of 1900 miles ~ road withuu
any charge OF graft.
Many times during Governor
Robertson's McAlester speech did
he refer to those whom. he alleged.
have tried 20 impose upon him. ami
he was especially severe against
those ot his enemies who are run
ming for state office. After recount-
ing some of the claims made for
his administration he stopped 70
ask: DO you ever hear any OF
these Ho-callcd democratic candi-
dates who are running around ovar
the state say anything about thisT
mol and yet, II thoy expect to b0
elected this administration and
others ls tho bridge that must carry
them over"
The governor "a bitter. There. can
be no doubt OF that. And his en-
emics have no assurance that he
will not vet break over party disci-
pline To serve notice on some OF
them running for state office that
he will not support them 10 they
receive the nomination.