Evening journal., 1922-03-22
st. Hedwig'S A. A. Dots
BY GUESS WHO"


It has happened at last. Yes.
Hibby Pennell actually went to
work. She is going to move to Eas-
ton. Nd, next month and Hibby is
going to get a job on the railroad.
He says that will enable him to get
a pass so he can run down and see
her quite often.
This is the scene that would have
met your eyes II you had entered
the clubroom the other evening: On
opening the door you would have
seen the punching bag going at full
speed. II is surprising how much
real racket can be coaxed out of one
OF these things in the hands OF an
expert. At the left the Goofey Five
were at the plano trying to raise the
ceiling with their voices. They prob
ably don't know that Tommy Fisher
could blow off the roof as well as
the ceiling II they asked him to. On
the right there was a pinochle game
In full swing, Buck, Bunkie, Chief
and Zulu being the players. Any
one who knows these boys know
that they can hold up their end Of
the job when the Job consists Of
making lot OF unnecessary noise.
In the ring was Champy working out
with his shadow-quite oblivious OF
everyone but himself Big Ed was
standing on the other side OF the
room. He Is In love and therefore
not responsible for his actions. Be-
ing exasperated with the general
racket, he was looking for someone
to get II out on, so he picked up a
cigarette box and drove Il at
Champy. The box caught Champy
square on the chin and knocked him
out for ten minutes. At the farther
end OF the clubroom in a corner was
Yibby rehearsing the proposal he is
due to make soon.
Il see you had to have your dog
shot, Chief. Was the poor brute
mad ?" asked Kiyi.
We'll. he didn't look very pleased
about it," replied Chief.
Bill Murphy: why do you work
so hard. Scoop"
Scoop: Because I'm too nervous
to steal"
do you want a Job digging pota-
toes2" Jean was asked by farmer
the other day.
Yes" replied Jean, provided its
digging them out Of the gravy"
Big Ed better watch his step or
he will have to look for a new place
to hang his hat on Sunday evenings.
Two certain fellows were seen in a
certain house not far from Harrison
street on Monday evening. One OF
these fellows, the one that hands
the old man the cigars, is evidently
under the impression that he can
rlay the piano, although he certain
ly could not convince the neighbors
that that Is so. While we are about
II, we would like to suggest that you
fellows pitch in and get box OF
candy Instead OF cigars the next
time you go around. The young
lady doesn't smoke.
Cop (to John Yasik): 'slow up
there, sir, you're going forty-fve
miles an hour"
John Cat the wheel): 'T'd like to
have you know. officer that I have
not been driving an hour left ne
house about fifteen minutes ago."
Gralek: Let's go and look fo- a
job, Pinkey."
Pinkey: II couldn't work this
morning. my feet are sore"
Oft-repeated scraps heard around
the clubroom and gathered by the
rounder:
The chairman (bang. bang, bang) /:
Let's have some order here"
Ziggie: Gimme a smoke"
Kid Walter: she loves me, she
loves me not"
Hibby Penneii: who wants to
go fishing?"
Tommy Fisher; Would you liko
to see some stockings today, lady7''
Scoop; Il got date out New
port"
Nose: ITS your move"
Kid Patterson: Let's have a
game OF ace and deuce"
Laudie is getting to be some ma
chinist. The other night as her
father came down the steps he made
a bolt for the door.