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The spectator., 1922-01-17
To Lose Canal Zone Jobs.

More than TOO service men of the World war may be thrown out of em- ployment in the Panama canal zone. following the governments sweeping reduction in personnel, according to report filed by the American Legion at Washington. The number of ci- william employees in the canal zone has been reduced 40 per cent since March 4. 1921 A
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Giant OK.

An OK of gigantic proportions was exhibited last April at the Royal Syd- hey show. in Australia. It was d Sev- cu-year-eld. and stood 6 feet 1 inches high II had a girth of II feet be- hind the shoulders and weighed 3,70o pounds. It came from New Zealand, and had arrived some days before the opening of the Show-Popular Me chauicS.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Daddy's Request.

Father-I believe you are my boy Tommy's Sunday school teacher,
 Sunday School Teacher-Ies, little Tommy is in my class and very bright boy.
 Father-l came to tell you that he takes things quite literally and that his mother rather encourages him in his conceptions. wonder if you would mind easing up bit on telling him to follow in his fathers footsteps.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Sensible Moon.

We were out riding one moonlight night, and it soon became cloudy and started To rain. Marion asked where the noon had gone, tried to explain that the clouds had come between the moon and us. but she wasn't satisfied with that and offered her own eXpla- nation.
 T know where the moon is. It went under the cloud cause if didn't want to get wet."-Clcveland News Leader.
The spectator., 1922-01-17

France 10 receive an unsung janitor in his rooms at midnight.
 The incident oc- cured during the z c Il Q r alissirno' s visit 10 St. Paul, Alinn. us a guest of the American Legion. It is still b e 1 n < talked about. IL was the longest interview Foch granted dur
The spectator., 1922-01-17

up and to the bedroom in the rear
 This room Is of the small modern
 type, II feet 6 inches by II feet, and has two built-in cases for wardrobe purposes. Ii can also be entered from a door at the rear opening out into a short veStibule. This vestbule opens the way to the kitchen which adjoins the dining room and is rather small in size but very completely equipped.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
FOR COLDS. GROUP AND PAINS

Use Vacher-Balm; it relieves at once. AVOID INVITATIONS.
 If we have no agent where you live, write for a free sample to E. W, Yacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.-Ad- vertiSement.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
THIN, FADED HAIR NEEDS "DANDERlNE"
 TO THICKEN IT
8 cents buys a bottle

30 cents buys a bottle of "Danderine." Within ten minutes after the first application you can not tnd a single trace of dandruff or falling hair. Danderine is to the hair what fresh showers of rain and sunshine are to vegeta- tion. It goes right to the roots, invigorates and strengthens them. helping your hair to grow long. thick and
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Useful knoWlcdue.

Bowne-His knowledge of Egyptian writing has assisted many times in his travels.
 Cowne-In what respect?
 Bowne-Enabed him to read any time table put before him.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
The Oldest V. C. Hero.

Sergt. George Richardson, ninety years old, of Toronto, is the oldest V. C. hero. He placed a wreath on dier on Armistice day in behalf of Canada's veterans. Queen Victoria decorated him with the V. C. for his heroism in the Indian mutiny in 1858 The Argonaut
The spectator., 1922-01-17

Girls! Girls! Don't let your hair stay lifeless, colorless, thin, scraggy. A single application of delightful Dan- derine will double the beauty and ra- diance of your hair and make it look twice as abundant.-AdvertiSe
The spectator., 1922-01-17

The use of soft coal will make laun- dry work heavier this winter. Red Cross Ball Blue will help to remove that Crimy look. At all grocers-Ad- vertisement.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
A Particular Customer.

Are you an experienced pharma ciStf"
 "les, madam, l understand the buSi aeSs thoroughly in theory and in prac. uce."
 "Nery good. 1 wish a hair net. Louisville Courier-Journal.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
HE WAS WELCOMED BY FOCH
St. Paul Janitor, Former Comrade of the Noted ssimo, Is
 Granted Long Interview.

"DJil-Allah Laquut!'
 These mystic words meant some thing that caused Marshal Foch of
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Try, Try Again.

Cheer up! You can be revamped , Boston Transcript
The spectator., 1922-01-17
HIGH HONORS TO CARLSTROM
Veterans of Three Wars Appreciate Work of Head of Spanish -Ameri-
 can Organization.

Veterans of three wars houored Oscar l.. CarlStrom, Illinois He is
The spectator., 1922-01-17
FINANCIAL

N9S5 buys City of wsrsaw, Poland. Municipal 10000 Mark Bond. These bonds pay 69 interest on face value and a lien on the entire municipal prop erty of Warsaw which has a pre-war valuation or approximately AS,000 900. With expected rise in European exchange following International Eco nomc Conference these bonds should be worth many times their present value For lite and full par
 tculars address FOREIGN SRCUhITI ES DEPART
 MENT, Suite 5O6, 5l2 Fifth Avenue, New York City.
The spectator., 1922-01-17
Church Is Cheaper Still.

Church Is Cheaper StIT. Its really waste of money for my husband to go to the theater." "N'hy so?'
 He sleeps nearly all the time, A 25- cent seat at the movies would de just as we'll and besides the movies are nice and dark. Transcript.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
BIG SPORT in JAX
TO CHASE FIRE WAGON

jacksonville, Feb. S.-A favorite
v-inter sport in this city is that Of
chasing the fire apparatus and Chief
Thomas w. Haney is authority for the
statement that the department is sore
~ overworked.
To the uptown residen' it seems as
il the department is on the 30
throughout the day and night. The
commotion caused when the aQpar.
atus does get underway. however, is
responsible fer much Of this appear
.ncc. And during it all the fire
chasing fan can tell very li'.la o. the
location of the blaze by the direction
IN which the machines run.
1t seems that Jacksonville, as be
fitting a big town, has system wher'
by the major stations are always
named. For instance, when SO. ! goes
en- a run. station No. hastcns 20 fill
it's place. No. moves up to No. )
etc. AS result an awful ruckus
turns Loose when the fire bell rings.
The screaching sirens penetrate the
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
AMATEUR PUGILTSTS
MEET In TOURNAMENT

New York, Feb. S.-Leading anna
teur pugilists of the United States and
Canada will meet tonight in Madison
tournament under the direction of the
Metropolitan Amateur Athletic Union.
The United States team will be
made up of youths from Pittsburgh,
Philadelphia, New York. Bridgeport
and New Haven, Conn. Columbus.
Ohio, and Albany. n. Y. They in
clude Harry Henning, of Toronto.
looked upon as the runner-up in the
welter-weight division, while Sid Ter
ris ban am-weight; Ben Latnner,
feather-weight. and Gordon Mun.e,
heavyweight. are New Yorks aces.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
GOLF
GEO. HALDEMAN
THRILLS PUBLIC
WITH AIR STUNTS
GTampa Timesl

George w. Haldeman, undoubtedly
the worlds greatest navigator of air
ships in all sorts of perilous stunts.
Is not the only member Of the Halde-
man family with nerve. Not by long
shot.
While George YVES doing dizzy dips
among the fleecy cloudy Saturday at
ternoon, his wife and his two sisters,
Ruth and Grace. were watching the
Riddles on the merry-go-round and
laughing at the antics o: the clown
rider on the comic mule Not by word
or gesture did either Getray the
Fnxiety the strain, the suspense each
fe as hubby and brother flip-flopped
and zig-za gged and criss-crossed and
tumbled about in the high heavens.
It was an amazing combination OF
supreme faith in he al lily of George
end superb suppression of nervous
ress. One could not help a sincere
edmiration of such an exhibition OF
nerve
Haldeman went through his pro-
gram OF breath-taking stunts without
hitch or a delay. For the first time
in the history of plane-changing Hal
deman and Johnson, who is here as
sisting George. put their planes in ex-
act position the very first try so that
Little Joe" Wilson could grab the
swinging ladder of the Haldeman
plane while perched periliusIy on the
upper wing of Johnson's plane, and
thus transfer from one to the other.
The pretty maneuvers in the air OF
Haldeman and Johnson made one
think some invisible traffic officer of
the air directed their movements. And
when Little Joe" switched from one
plane to another, it was just like an
air jitney line giving. transfers from
one line to another.
The parachute jump was one of the
prettiest ever seen at local exhibit
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08

thing but picnic defending his
crCwn against that array OF assassins
While we do not want to dim the glory
CT Tunneys achievement in winning
from Levinsky, we do feel that the
Battler has slipped so far in the last
TWO years that most any of the first
rate light heavies, fortunate enough
to have gotten him into decision
fight. would have won from him. And
Gene Tunney was that fortunate one.
Tunney has come fast the last three
months. A good fast boxer, possessed
of a terrific wallop, he can probably
lick any 175-pounder in the game just
row, with the possible exceptions of
Gibbons and Greb. 1t is fortunate
that the old Battler has been eliminat-
cd, for it gives an impetus to the
young heavyweights that is needed 10
develop real fighters in that class, OF
when there is certainly dearth just
now.
Tunney is a Greenwich Village boy,
having lived down in the Village, how
ever, before the bobbed hair girls took
possession. He was a member of the
Eleventh Marines, won the light
heavyweight title in the A. E. F., and
won referees decision over Bob
Martin in a four-round bout in Paris.
This New York boy takes his fight
ing very seriously and is mighty
proud Of his profession. He is a fine
fellow with Il pleasing and refresh
ing personality After finishing high
school he became in turn typist in
a steamship company and a life guard
on the Jersey coast until the war sent
him to France. He is "a. six feet tall
and weighs around 175 pounds.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
BOXING
FOOTBALL
BASEBALL

air as the various apparatus scurrys
III all directions No. / station re-
ponds TO an alarm and passes No 2
racing noisy TO man the station made
vacant The fire-chasing fan chases
hither and thither, not knowing which,
apparatus to follow.
IN a few mirutes the out signal is
sounded few Of the Lllzes are Sc
r!ous and the town Witnesses the
shaNe-down process as the machines
return 30 their re~Tc i've stations.
This done. the own returns to
ncrmtl uLtil the next alarm.
- D. moutA III january the fire
az: ltmcnl respGldec TO 20 odd
calls or an average of four Plus day.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
CUT THIS QUIT
Is WORTH MONEY

Cut out this slip, enclose with SC
and mail it to Foley & Co., 1885 Shelf
field Ave, Chicago, ILL.,, writing your
name and address clearly. You will
receive in return a trial package con-
tanning Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds and Group;
Foley Kidney Pills for pains in sides
and back; rheumatism, backache, kid
ney and bladder ailments; and Foley
Cathartic Tablets. wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for
constipation, biliousness, headaches,
and sluggish bowels. Henley's Drug
Store. adv.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08
PLAN EXHIBITION GAMES

Daytona. Feb. S.-Negotiatione are
under way fer an eyhibi iOr "ame
here between the Daytona, Fl, rida
State League baseball team and a
girls aggregation. to he played some
time in March.
Score airy S. B. Crosby of the
Chamber of Commerce. received a
challenge from Miss Birdie Carleton.
OF Chicago. representing an organi-
7ation known as the All Star Ladies
Baseball club. The matter was be-
yond him so he turned over to Man
ager Jack Martin of the Islanders.
The feminine ball tossers are not
to be classed as "bloomer" aggre-
CATION, Miss Carleton wrote. I'VE
have set our standard high above the
average and offer an attraction worth
of the patronage Of women and chill
dren."
The lie ter from Miss Carleton stat
ed that the organization paid its own
expenses and carried a Line OF. at
tractive advertising matter, which, if
properly distributed, cannot fail to
make the game financial success for
both teams
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08

Gene Tunney is the first A. e. F.
boxer to win a championship. When
Gent hung the K. o. on Levinsky
chin last month the whole American
Legion patted him on the back and
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08

gave three rah-rah-rah
Tunney. as a champ, faces pretty
tough assignment with Tom Gibbons.
Harry Greb and Bob Roper looming
up as opponents. It's going 20 be any,
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-02-08

ion. These stunts will be repeated
laily during the fair, and Haldeman
will each day add some new thriller
n the way of taking liberties with the
laws of gravtation in the high alti-
.udes.
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
A Chair of Aptitudes

vTHE selection of the right voca-
ton in life is matter of su-
i preme and tragic Importance.
It spells success or failure.
"Happy is the man who has
found his work" The instructor
who wisely helps a student to
choose the calling in which fitness
and adaptability combine for sue
cess has rendered an incalculable
service.
Many an unwise teacher has
spent futile years trying to fit
square pegs into round holes, or
round pegs into square holes. 1t
can't be done.
Many an impulsive youth, en-
thused over some brilliant speech
Of lawyer or preacher, clamors for
admission to the pulpit or the bar,
when tape line or salesman are
written in all his mental hor-
oscope. Many a would-be poet is
neglecting the natural equipment
to be a plumber; and an excellent
architect or engineer is spoiled in
the garish desire for the exacting
rank of journalism.
These men, swimming all their
iIves upstream against natural apH-
tudcs are; predistined to defeat.
Somewhere in the mighty plan
and equipment of the schools there
ought 10 be "a Chair of Aptitudes
IA department which shall study
men and women personally-their
temperaments, their natural gifts
and capacities. .. ....a-.
The wise, firm hand of counsel
should direct them toward the
success which means happiness to
themselves and usefulness to their
fellow men.
Happy is the man who has found
his work!
And blessed is the teacher who
has helped man to find his work
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
An Old Indian Legend

children creep out Of the other
end and follow in safety the
trail the sun has left; for he
cannot turn around, but must
sleep and then go through the
cave. .,
-When he has eaten many
children the moons heart is sad
and she blacksns her face and
mourns, so for some days you
cannot see her; but the paint
WARS off little by little. % you
SEP more and more until her
face II clean. Soon she starts
to paint again. and altar q while
her whole face 10 concealed.
ssfzs cannot catch the strong
stars. but only the slowsst or
those who sleep late and DO not
corae out Of the hole early.
That ID why they are never
seen together"
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
Nation Needs
More People
Asst year for the first time in

III sAOI year IOr tne HrSI unO IL
our history, the exports OF
II wheat and wheat flour ex-
ceeded in value the exports OF cot
ton.
4 The wheat exports amounted to
1851 100000, the cotton to 1884,
100000.
The products from the gentle pig
sold to foreigners amounted to
$246, 100000. Tobacco in leaf to
$205, 100000, and SO on.
Our job is feeding and clothing
Europe, while it makes treaties and
fights. We ought to learn some
thing from Russia, encouraging
skilled workers to come in from the
outside, in spite of Russia's vast
population.
We on the other hand, are shut
ting out immigration and prosperity,
and forcibly boiling down our home
markets by keeping out consumers
and producers. ....
Business men only get what the
great crowd earns and spends.
Workers get only their share OF
what OTHER WORKERS PRO
DUCE! '~ .>
All classes are interested in the
sound welfare-not the profiteer-
ing at the top, or loafing at the
bottom-of all other classes. Shut
ting out good workers from this
country is like keeping good horses
off farm-plain insanity.
Too big a population, do you say ;
too many workers already; too
much competitionf When the pop
ulation was under five millions
there was only one mechanic in
America able to earn as much as a
dollar a day all the year round.
With 100 millions here, wages are
better. With five hundred millions
here, plus good management, wages
and ALL living conditions will be
better still.
The only real wealth is popula
tion.
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
WAYSIDE WISDOM
THE PROSPECTIVE MASTERPIECE
tcopyright. isff.)
BY s. e. kiser

THE PROSPECTIVE MAol lEnflESC
sSnEAR, let us leave our worries here,
" And turn our faces from unrest; - -.
There still are places where no fear
h.. Need penetrate the placid breast;
Let's 90 and build a bungalow
Beside some long and peaceful road
Where none but fragrant breezes blow,
Where Natures blessings are bestowed.
SsTTHERE landlords never shall intrude,
IL To cause our happiness to fade, So
And we shall never be pursued
u. ,By others who have not been paid!
know place where there's a brook
Beside which graceful Willows lean;
There we will build; I'll write book
Descriptive Of the lovely scene.
SSNJO noises shall disturb our sleep; ~ &
'1> Perhaps well keep pig or two, =
And you can cook the. meals and sweep
And do what mending there's to do. T.
The exercise will keep you fit,
The ills you have viii disappear;
The book write will make q hit,
I feel assured Of that, my dear.
ct NEED the peace we shall obtain
i In our secluded bungalow o..
To let the children of my brain ~
u Come forth and dazzle. dear, you know.
Here, when dip my pen in ink,
" Distractions always intervene; ...s..
There shall sit and think and think,
My vision clear, my soul serene"
GLOW lovely, dearest she replied,
IL "To leave the cares we have behind;
Your book, know, will bring us pride, e.,
: For you possess fertile mind. N,..
I'll cook and scrub; I'll not be lax,
:. As you shall find, in making good.
But don't forget to buy an AK;
I'll need 1t when I. chop the wood
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
Birth Control for Asia
). MARGARET SANGER,

advocate OF birth control, has
4vx visited China and Japan,
teaching her belief that the num-
Der of children a woman brings into
the world should be decided by
her, and not by masculine law
makers or earnest clergymen.
In this country the idea is that
the more children there are in a
family the more chances of having
a good one, and birth control is
discouraged. Mrs. Sanger says
Japan and China welcome birth
control.
Statesmen in other countries will
be glad to know that. For when
Asia learns to keep alive it's great
crop Of babies by modern methods,
raising 80 per cent Of them instead
OF 30 per cent, the problem of
earth s dominion will become acute.
We know, of course, that Proyi-
dence has arranged it all, millions
Of years ago, in perfect safety. We
know that this earth will never roll
through space diseased with exces.
sive population, human inhabitants
eating each other. But there would
be general feeling Of relief in
white. countries If Mrs. Sanger
could persuade the yellow countries
to limit the baby crop.
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
UJANDE-sHA Gray

WANDE-SHA Gray Eagle)
w was old. very old; he was
the camp teller Of stories"
rich with the legends Of many,
nations. Here Is one he told
about the sun:
"The sun is the medicine
father and the moon Is his wife,
while the stars are their chill
dren. Every day he must
travel the old trail to see that
all 10 well with the world. and
when he 10 hungry he catches
one Of his children and eats It.
'They all live in . long cave
underneath the world. 90 mar.
row that they cannot turn,
, around and 30 must crawl
through.
when the sun has covered
the trail he crawls IN the hole
to sleep. and the moon and their
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
Sleeps Blood

ITO those that get it the 400 per
cent Standard Oil dividend is
i probably more important than
the size Of the Milky Way or the
depth of the Grand Canyon, but
here's a piece of news that might
be more valuable to those gentle
men than the stock dividend news.
A Frenchman has found a way
to transfer the blood of animals
to the veins of human beings. The
thing was thought to be impossible.
In all experiments tried, the serum
of animal blood destroyed the cor
puscles of human blood. But DR..
Cruchet, with a ten per cent solu-
tion of citrate of soda in the animal
blood, injects it into human veins,
and after a little upset there comes
wonderful Improvement. .
If the thing proves a real success
it may conquer pernicious aenaemia,
and help to conquer ninety-nine
per cent of all diseases. For
PLENTY OF BLOOD, plus cheer
fulness and nervous force, will con-
quer almost anything.
The Frenchman uses sheep s
blood, because it is plentiful. But
other kinds will do.
The African chief would demand
lions blood, believing that it would
make him braver. When savages
kill lion the chief eats the heart
to get the lions courage. But he
doesn't get it. One red corpuscle
is as good as another to carry
strength into a body. One white
corpuscle is as good as another to
fight the disease germ.
The Washington times., 1922-10-14
WINNER PAYS
ALL
By BUGS" BAER
oopyriEht. 1929. sy star Comp any

WILHELM, Emperor Of Neu.
" tral Zones, is sore at Turks.
ROYS with curly toes and
flower pot feZzes are run
ming up big score on non-com-
batants while Bill IS playing
tiddly winks with German
marks in Holland.
Ills former allies didn't invite
- him to their last week
end massacre. '..
RUT, Will still has edge on
: - world. He started every
thing. Finished nothing. Start
ed war. Never had to attend
any peace conference.
nIDN'T have to veto German
- soldiers bonus and fix his
feet for next election.
- friends. But he didn't make
any new enemies. .
7 oSERS are at. peace. But
- winners are still fighting.
HOLLAND has no constitu-
- ton. Therefore, there amt
no amendments chewing Bill up
from any angles.
THERE is no Dutch Koo-Koo
l Klan. No Holland woman
would stand for her wooden
toed husband galloping around
all night in her fine linen sheets
and pillow cases.
RILL has no war loans to col
- lect. He still has six hun
dred uniforms left over from his
last panic. His medals are in
perfect condition. Where there
7 is no brain. there Is no brain
fever.
WHAT more can any man
w want? Bill had his bath
and when he went away from
there he left the spigot run
ming.
NOBODY watches. him. He
goes to church every
Sunday morning and comes
back every Thursday night.
CAN any American do that
~ and explain II to his wife?
excepting New Brunswick, New
Jersey, where they sing in
choirs and shoot in chorus?
NOW Bill Is going to, celebrate
: one defeat by getting mar
ried again. Soon there will be
another little Clown Prince
running around. In circles.
lie will spend twilight Of his
- life In peace and quiet
{ while his conquerors are stiii
, battling. While rest of world
II fighting. Bill will perch quiet.
~ In Holland while his new Low.
Ing wife knits his fresh crop OF
whiskers into rare old Dutch
lace. -...s ~ q
Why Forcgo the SmoIsess
We were offered 1o0, 900 rubies
for 50 cents. the other day; but
so cents will stiii buy three fair
to middling cigars, ...... ..