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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
NOTICE
ORDINANCE

STATE OF SOUTH. CAROLINA,
TOWN OF NEWBERRY.
Be it ordained by the Mayor and
Aldermen OF the Town of NeWoer-
~ in Couacil assembled.
/. That from and after the. pas
sage of this ordinance il shal! be un-
lawful for any person, or persons. to
ride a bicycle or any side walk with
in the corporate limits Of the town
of Newberry except city mail carriers
may ride on said side walk when in
the discharge Of their duties as mail
carriers.
II. That from and after the pas
sage of this ordinance, it shall be un7
Lawful! for any person, or persons, to
skate on roller skates on any side
walk on Main and Friend streets from
The railroad TO Calhoun street; on
Boyce street; Oh College, Caldwell,
Nance and McKib6en streets from
HARRINGTON street to Friend street. It
:Aall be unlawful for any person over
fifteen years to skate on roller skates
on the sidewalk at any place in the
town, and persons under fifteen years
Of age using said side walks for said
purpose shall not interfere in any way
VITA pedestrians using same.
III. That from and after the pas
sage Of this ordinance, It shall oe W.
lawful for any person OF persons to
skate or roller skates on any street
OF the town Of Newberry.
~. That any person, or persons,
L. ;c;, ,f = HI
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
RUSSELL PLEASES NEWBERRY
AUDIENCE ON DAIRY SUBJECT
Two Representatives OF international
Harvester Company Address
Farmers and Business Men

The final meeting in the interest
of a creamery for Newberry county
was held in the court house last Tues
day morning. The meeting was we'll
attended by representatives from all
sections of the county, as Well as ma
nv from adjoining counties, and great
interest was manifested by the large
audience throughout the entire pro
gram.
The meeting was called to order by
Secretary Mcdaniel of the Newberry
chamber Of commerce, who briefly
outlined the plans for the establish
ment Of the creamery. Mr. McDaE-
;el stated that the creamery would be
established within the next two or
three months. or Just as soon as the
farmers of the county pledged cream
from a sufficient number OF COWS to
assure the creamery success, also
explaining how. in time, the cream
cry would create market for all
products Of the farm.
Live at Home
The first speaker introduced by Mr..
Mcdaniel was NJ J. \. Lay repre-
tentative Of the International Harves-
ter company, who spoke briefly on me
.,,l;o.4 49,: I;..:,,c, o.. I,on,a NJ e..
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
10 TIE FARMERS Or NEWBER
~ (C.vMTN

Now is the tine to have your cot
ton nulled. This IS ny eighth year
ii cu!!ing cotton seed. ! don't have
to tell You that It pays to have II
done. The machine IS Old enough TO
talk for Itself. II pays its way as 1t
goes. TIE culling Of YOUR seed does
Mt cost YOU anything. You can Sc!
the cul!s and have a little cash to put
IN your own pocket. If you want
your seed cufIed see me. | am at
F. STEPHENS.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
REWARD

TIE Office of Commissioners Of
Pubiic Works does hereby offer a re-
wa.d Of $500 for information lead
inc 10 he conviction Of person or par
ties guilty of the persistent breaking
Of the street lamps stationed at the
front and rear Of NeWberry College
campus. Or fo: similar information
in regard to opening Of the over
head, filing hydrant on College
onenad at about ore o'clock
on, The morning of the 26th ms. and
left thus-YegardIess of the knowl,
edge that this criminal waste would
dangerously depiete our citys limit
cd water supply.
The above reward Will also apply
to any future similar offense.
Yours appealingly,
Il. ". SCHUMPERT, Supt.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03

Verbena for sale. Apply corner Gal
h9un and Pelham streets. Phone
90. 2-2S-2t
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03

How a congressman does souea.
when he doesn't get his share OF pork.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
Rupture Men

If you need q Truss one
that has proven TO be the
best truss by Newberzy yaen,
come and let US show you,
and talk it over with yoa, ro
obligation TO buy unless you
want to.
| have Ill my Truss TO
hundreds Of men, and ali are
pleased, with not single
come back.
Come IN and Iet US show
you wa have the truss and
are exclusive Agents for tazs
Truss.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03

Fyrac Spark Plugs for sale-We will
sell TO any customer four tyrac
Plugs for $500 or six for $500.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03

Eggs for k4ech;ng-From Pure Bred
owen farm Single Comb Rhode
Island Reds. $50 per Is. Phone
IS or 333S-J. Y. D. Smith, Jr.,
Newberry, S. c. 2-26-4t1taW
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03

Fer:ilizers-Get our prices on
mixed fertilizers, acid phos-
phate, nitrate Of soda and
cottonseed meal before you
place your order. The Sou
thern Cotton Oil Company.
Phones 81 and 1I0.
2-2S-ff
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
Russell Speaks

The next speaker, and the princi-
pal one Of the meeting Introduced
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-03-03
New York Market.

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Attest:
j. ". CHAPMAN,
Clerk and Treasurer.
>-3-2t
Evening star., 1922-11-26
Lardner Asserts You Must
Have Police Dog to Belong

might print picture of same but caT
only describe them as follows:
The dog has got to have long
muzzie like a man pitching for the,
Yankees in the world serious. H;
nostrils should ought to be wide oper
like Montreal He should have fur oil
the back of his ankles like a Wash
ington and jefferson foot ball player
And he should froth at the mouth like
Brig Gen Dawes making a speech.
That is the kind of a dog you should
ought to have to claim a police dog
and after you have got one they vii
surely give you good service as
have had couple neighbors that ha'
had real ones and l can tell you what
they are like as far as action is con.
serned.
:: Z: 4 4
WELL. the lady that lived on our
w left she had one that was Genu-
inc. as his mother was a Wa.
lachian count and his old man was
Hollweg- -Eochten from Gerav.a. =
flea bearing province of Bethmann-
Holstein.
This dog never harmed nobody til
he seen you He had been TEAMED ;f
protect the Mrs. of the house and E'
Evening star., 1922-11-26

'TNO the editor: By this time it
is no secret that people or at
least people that lives on
Long Island and has not got
a police dog, why they are just
riff raft. 1t is known of course to
we dog fanciers that as a matter of
fact they's only 4 real police dogs
in the Us, of which is right here
in Great Neck. which 7 laughingly
call my home, and then they's 3
more of them at Far Rockaway. a
even dozen in Roslyn. 16 more at
Southampton which leaves Is scat
tered amongst Brooklyn, Jamaica.
Oyster Bay and outlying precincts.
A great many times lately people
has come up to me and said they
would like me to meet so anu SO and
in the old days it use to be tough to
pick and choose but now days ! just
say has he got d police dog and If
they say no why / merely plead an
other engageme If a man or his
wife has not got police dog they
certainly are not worth the vile !
might spend on them.
That is the situation Which per-
tains on Long Island and ! suppose the
same criterion exists all over the L. S.
Evening star., 1922-11-26
w A I Err

YES" Mary Elizabeth whispered,
Just this once"
'I love you." said Philip Palmer.
T-think-" Mary Elizabeth began.
And then his arms went around her
and her head was on his shoulder.
He held her tightly for a moment.
Mary Elizabeth could feel his heart
Distinguishing about three times
as fast as it had that night she had
found him lying beside the wrecked
car.
She raised her face to his. He
kissed her.
"I love you he said gently.
II love you" said Mary Elizabeth.
He kissed her again.
"And now / must CO., she cried.
But you will marry me, won't
you?" asked Philip Palmer.
YES" said Mary Elizabeth. But
But WHAT"
But we can't be engaged for at
least a month"
VERY well-a month it is
A MONTH later. of an evening in
[ September. the clock in the hall
began to strike. Mary Elizabeth put
down her book. Promptly on the
last stroke she rose and kissed her
father good night and kissed her
mother good night and went upstairs
TO her room. II was 10 O'Clock.
The moment Mary Elizabeth's father
heard the door shut upstairs, he turn
ed to her mother.
whats the matter with Mary
Evening star., 1922-11-26
BY
LUCIAN
CARY

Erizabeth?' he asked.
She's in love-" said Mrs. Morley
Mr. Morley got up and paced back
and forth acrose the room.
with young Palmer" he asked.
YES" said Mrs. Morley.
Mr. Morley paced back and forth
across the rocn-
II can't say I'm glad" he remarked.
| NO said Mrs. Morley. II shall b'
sorry to lose her. But"
He is the right sort Of young man
Of course" Mr.. Morley admitted.
He paced back and forth until the
clock in the hall struck the half-hour.
| Well" he said. Il suppose wei
have to stand for it. 1t isn't as y
he were one OF that wild country cluS
set, with no character and no moral.
anything"
NO" said Mrs. Motley.
You know said Mr.. Morley. u
always feel that the beautiful thing
we've accomplished with Mary Eliza.
beth is to bring her up SO that she
doesn't want to do the things that
other girls do
/ That's just it," said Mrs. Morley.
She hasn't got those wild impulses
And she just wouldn't want n
marry the wrong kind Of man Nj
Morley said.
"Of cours. not" said Mrs. Morley
Whereupon. Mr.. and Mrs, Morle'
went upstairs to bed.
They were probably risht-at tina
| Copyright All rights reseryed.l
Evening star., 1922-11-26
~HE WOULD LAY IDLE AND LET YOU co YOUR Own WM; M
TILL SHOOK HANDS WITH MINI
HOSTESS THEN CNAw AT THE NEAREST LIMB

would lay idle and let you <" youi
own ways till you come in The house
and shok hands with mine hostess
Then he would begin to guaw al the
nearest limb.
II certainly was u delight To have
this little Rover on hand to welcome
/ Il person in a neighborly spirit anc
when the family moved away. why w
certainly hated to loose The dog fu!i!
as much as the proprietors.
Another ncighbor was not content
with l genuine police dog but must
have ,. One was soon taken to the
dog insane asylum for no reasor
| whatever only that he would not bite
children.
His brother, who was n scion of the
royal shin scratching house of Bay
ern- -Belgrayia and n full-bloodec
brother of Prince Rupprecht. would
not nip at nobody but children ano
had only killed three when they TOOK
him out and give him n childless ride
to the Canine Home for Whippoor.
wills.
Arrived there they boiled him ir
boiling oil. Hot dog.
That is what makes society gents il,
to have those kind of CANNES and ]
only wished 1 had one of my own te
brag about but they's limit te
everything even dogs and what l say
is that If you can't have a pedigret
police dog to brag about why smut VI
! entirely and nrefend like Won are in.
terested in your mice and reaches.
RING w. LARDNER.
Great Neck, Long Island. Nov. -.
Evening star., 1922-11-26

don't want to tell you until / can
stand up
You must never tell me-" Mary
Elizabeth insisted. You see
II don't see at ALL
MY father and mother would
never. never let me know you" said
Mary Elizabeth.
What would l have to do for your
father and mother to approve of me?"
"Oh. you'd have to be introduced
by just the right people-and every
thing"
Whom ought l to be introduced
by?"
Mary Elizabeth smiled.
THE very best person in the world
would be the rector.
What church,"
st. Botolph's"
And who is the rector of st.
Botolph's?"
!. DIR. Horace Manning" said Mary
Elizabeth.
The young man thought for mo-
ment.
Who else do your people approve
OF in scarborough"
ooh. the Wilson's and the Ferrises
and the Parmenters and the Wick
hams and
what Parmenters:" the young man
interrupted.
Mrs. Emmeline Parmenter.
The young man smiled a smile of
great relief.
She's my aunt" he said.
oh" said Mary Elizabeth.
| The young man squeezed Mary
| Elizabeth's hand.
so you see" he said. its very
simple"
/ "Dr. Manning has everybody in to
| tea every second Tuesday" Mary
Elizabeth said.
"rn have my aunt take me-" said
the young man. will you be glad
| to meet me?"
Mary Elizabeth rose.
Yes" she said. And now I must
say goodby or I'll be late for lunch
"Goodby." said the young man, "un-
til next Tuesday.
Mary Elizabeth wondered all the
way home if he meant that he in
tended to propose to her and what
she would say il he did and what
would her parents say. But then.
what could they say il she met him
at the rectoTs.
She did meet him at the rector's
on Tuesday next. and shyly intro
duced him to her mother, and they
| chatted together for quite ten min
utes and he seemed to know all the
| people her mother mentioned, and it
all went off so beautifully that on
the way home Mary Elisabeth made
! bold to cay that the young man had
asked IL he might call.
What young MANI" her mother
| asked.
why, Mr.. Palmer" said Mary
Elisabeth.
"oh," said Mrs Morley. Il thought
he was q very nice young man. in
deed. 80 different from the kind of
young man you meet nowadays"
II never meet any young men,
Mary Elizabeth said.
II mean-well. mean that country
club crowd" Mrs. Morley said.
but, mother" Mary Elizabeth in
sisted, was it all right for me to
tell him he could call?"
why, yes" said Mrs. Morley. Il
don't see any reason why he
shouldn't"
Mary Elizabeth smiled happily.
"Of course" her mother added. "Tll
have to speak to your father about
it."
"of COURSE" said Mary Elisabeth.
But mother"
"Yes." said Mrs. Morley.
Couldn't you explain to father that
we met Mr.. Palmer at the rector's
and ALP"
"I certainly SHALL said Mrs Morley.
Fl think it's about time you met some
young men-the right sort OF young
men, Of course"
That night Mary Elizabeth slipped
out OF her bedroom window and down
the veranda pillar ana out across the
Parmenters' yard. At the corner she
met Philip Palmer.
$50 you came" he said.
Evening star., 1922-11-26
DON'T GO NEAR
t 'H||HHI f

man "is Palmer - Philip Palmer.
What's yours?"
Mary Morley" said Mary Elizabeth.
Tell me how 1t happened" the
young man said.
| Mary Elizabeth told him.
But l don't understand how you
! happened to be there"
Evening star., 1922-11-26

hundred yards. Then she jumped
in and stepped on the starter
!: y x *
DOWN in the Mill road she ran the
~ roadster through the hole the
big car had smashed in the fence. ran
it close alongside the man. She tried
to lift him in, but she couldn't. And
then she thought of her running
board She lifted his head and
shoulders to the running board. then
his feet. She took the towrope she
always carried and tied him on. run
ming the rope around him and through
the frame of the windshield.
Mary Elizabeth backed cautiously
out of the field into the Mill road,
went up the hill in second and turned
toward Briarcliff. 1t was only five
miles to the hospital. and the road
was smooth a boulevard. She
would meet other ears. but they would
pa ss on her left-they wouldn't see
the man on her right-hand running
board. Mary Elizabeth came down
hard on the accelerator. The little
roadster shot ahead. 1t took only ten
minutes to reach the hospital.
She honked her horn. But there
was no answer. She got out and Ran
up to the door and pounded on it.
A sleepy man in a white uniform
opened the door.
i've got Il man here who's been
hurt" Mary Elizabeth cried. Get
somebody quick
Hurt how" the man asked sleep
lily.
Get a doctor" Mary Elizabeth
cried
Doctors are all gone home" the
man said.
Mary Elizabeth glared at him.
Then you get stretcher and a
doctor just as fast as you can"
The man turned and went to desk
in the lobby and pressed button.
Mary Elizabeth walked up and down.
An orderly came
Get stretcher," Mary Elizabeth
said
Mary Elizabeth turned to the man
at the desk.
"And you she said hotly, you
telephone for a doctor--quick."
With incredible slowness things
happened. The orderly came back
with a stretcher.
where is he?" he asked stupidity.
"Out there on my running board
Mary Elizabeth snapped.
"What?" said the orderly.
you heard me the first time" said
Mary Elizabeth, and led the way out
side The orderly and the desk man
him on the stretcher. Mary Eliza
beth stood by to see that they didn't
drop him.
They carried him inside and to the
elevator.
where are you going?" she asked.
ITO the operating room.''
Mary Elizabeth went up with them
She made the orderly help her take
the mans clothes off, cutting away
his shirt. He was terribly bruised.
His face was covered with blood. But
his heart still family pumped.
A nurse and an inferno came in.
The inferno began to make an ex-
animation. Mary Elizabeth watched
breathlessly.
"Will he liver she asked.
"why not?" the inferno asked.
Il didn't know" Mary Elizabeth
said.
Somehow she got downstairs. The
man at the desk stopped her. He had
a large blank in front of him, and a
fountain pen. Mary Elizabeth's heart
sank. He was going to. ask ques-
tions.
whats his name" the man at
the desk asked.
Adams" said Mary Elizabeth
promptly. 1t was the first name that
came into her head.
Initials?"
"George-George W."
where does he live?"
Elm New York" She thought wildly
for an address in New York. She
couldn't admit she had never seen the
man before.
Street and NUMBER?
why" she hesitated. Il believe
it's-oh, yes, it's Is Gramercy Park" !"
And whom do we notify1"
Evening star., 1922-11-26

Probably the only woman who act:
as a ships captain Is Mrs. T. Aitkef
Dick She is the owner of the Flame
vessel of ninety-two tons. engaged
IN the English coasting trade, ant
has decided that she will command 1t
herself. She started off on her frs
voyage not long ago. leaving Londof
for the Isle Of Wight. She has crew
Of three, who answer her orders with
a brisk aye, aye, m'm." !
Evening star., 1922-11-26

Mary elizabeth went. The young
man took her hand in his.
Mary" he said gravely. "you know
what's happened to me-"
you've got WELL" said Mary Eliza
beth quickly.
THAT isn't what I mean, and you
know it," the young man said. But
Evening star., 1922-11-26

and for that reason | would like to
say few wds. in regards to police
dogs in order that my readers may
not try and film fam their friends
| with the idear that they have got
police dogs when they may not have
same because once you claim I" have
a police dog and they find out dlffer-
| ent,, you Took worse than as though
you had of admitted yourself sin"
police dog in the 1st. place.
Either have a police dog and hrag
about same or else confess the worse
and take the consequences which
| can't be no worse than ostracism at
the outside.
On the other hand, claim you have
got a police dog and folks finds out 1t
is Just a mongerel and you might as
we'll move right OFF of Long Island
or whatever Island you been liveing
on same.
NOV the way we judge people ana
| IN their dogs around here is when
they claim to have a police dog,
Whv we ask IneH stUOul pUNaei " ~
same and if they are real police
dog. why they can answer this way.
"Wen am sure you amt question
ing the pedigree Of Jerry as he is
sired by Herr Hassenpfeffer Of Ba-
varia and his mother was traffic po-
lice dog in Leipsig. His great grand
father walked a beat in Munich and
his uncle by marriage was plain
clothesjd dog in Bingen on the Rhine
Or else maybe they got Belgium
police dog; which is probably the next
most doggie. Well. they can state!.
"Oh, this little fellow is the son OF
the Austrian ambassadors dog, and
his mother had the bone eating privi-
lege on the Nevski prospect In Buda
Pest. He has certainly got red bo-
lcEna in his vains."
And you must also remember that
you can't show them no common pug
dog or water spaniel but must come
across with a dog which looks like a
real police dog which wished 1
Evening star., 1922-11-26
She Didn't Have Those. Wild
Impulses That Other Girls
Had, Said Her Parents

| at point far back Of their house.
and went up the hill beyond.
On top of the ridge Mary Elizabeth
sat down under an oak tree. 1t was
her favorite place. The whole valley
was spread out before her in the
moonlight; and on the ridge oppo-
country club, with every window
!, lighted and Chinese lanterns strung
along the verandas.
For five minutes she sat with her
arms around her knees. feeling the
moonlight. feeling the little breeze
saxophone and then the drum. She
heard the violin family. and then the
saxaphone and then the drum. She
could distinguish the air-they were
playing mon Homme.'' Mary Eliza
beth smiled ironically. She knew
how to dance. She had learned to
waltz, Of course, at Miss Harding's
school. And Charlotte had taught
her the fox-trot. which was so SIM
pie
Mary Elizabeth took two cigarettes
from her blouse and a small paper of
matches One cigarette was broken
and the other was badly crumpled. but
after several tries she succeeded in
lighting the crumpled one. She did
not like tobacco. She thought her
parents were probably right about
cigarettes. If anybody offered her
cigarette. as might happen If she
ever did go anywhere among people of
her own age, she would refuse. But
she was bound she wouldn't refuse
because she didn't know how.
| The cigarette somehow lightened
her sense of being out of everything.
F! The taste was horrid. but the feeling
! it gave her was good.
! The orchestra finished Mon
Homme'' She did not know the next
piece. But the third one was a
wal,z-a lovely waltz. Mary Eliza
beth threw away her cigarette and
r.se to her feet and waltzed. All
/ by herself--on the srass--ln the
moonlight.
! When the waltz was over she
threw herself on the grass under 'he
oak tree. a little breathless and
excited.
/ She saw the lights of car flash
on as il left the club. Mary Eliza
| beth glanced at her watch. II was
/ lust midnight. Somebody was leaving
F., early. She could see the long beams
| of light from the cars lamps as the!
swung down the hill. She watched
them idly The ear would turn INTO
! the lane that led to the post road
! Rut the ear did not turn that way
| 1t turned the other way. IL was
+ coming very fast downhii1 Ii was
,.,mipp so fast. she wondered if it
could possibly make the turn AZ 'nF
/ foo, Of the hill into the Mill ROAD. II
was coming faster and raster. -
would never make the turn IL
didn't.
Evening star., 1922-11-26

a hundred yards Then she jumped
in and, stepped on the starter
!; X X x
Evening star., 1922-11-26

THERE came a day when the
i young man announced that he
was well enough to leave the hos
Evening star., 1922-11-26

But don't so near the water.
Her father and mother were like
that; they said. yes. yes. you may go
out to swim, but don't go near the
water.
Mary Elizabeth got up and gently
turned on her light and rummaged in
the closet. She brought out a white
skirt and a blouse and stockings and
a sweater. She was dressed in five
minutes. She put her wrist watch in
side her blouse. Then she switched
off the light and turned to her win
COW.
Mary Elizabeth lifted the screen out
gently and set it down beside the
window She climbed into the open
window backwards. and standing on
the sill, reached far to the right to
catch the rain pipe that ran horizon
tally above the window casing. She
clung to the rain pipe. getting q good
grip, and Then she went hand over
hand -.acfl her feet found the railing
that ran around the deck Of the din
ing room porch. She stood poised a
moment on the railing and dropped
lightly to the deck. And now she
climbed over the railing and around
the cornice. getting new grip be-
fore she let go the old, and slid down
the pillar. Mary Elizabeth had had
"A course in Swedish gymnastics at
Miss Harding's school, but that hard
ly explained the speed and sureness
with which she reached the ground
from her second-story window. The
fact was. she had done it before
many times.
Once on the ground, she took her
watch out Of her blouse and fastened
It on her wrist, and walked quickly
across the lawn.
She climbed the Parmentsrs' wall