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The Washington times., 1922-04-14
w SHING ToNIA.

A newspaper account Of the
opening game mt baseball park
states that President HARDING
became so enthusiastic that he slap
ped dignified CHARLIE HUGHES
on the shoulder and remarked
"What do you think OF thatf"
The answer of Charlie, II amy, Is
not recorded.
And the President, noticing
three-year-0Id WALTER JOHN.
SON, jr.. wandering around near
the dug-out, all dolled up in a
uniform, told Walter, sr., "You
have fine boy" Walter, jr., may
some day be President, or a great
baseball pitcher.
We note that Senator WILLIS
Of Ohio threw aside his Senator
ial dignity" and played ball with
the pages of the Senate. whose
team has been oUtfitted by Sena-
tor FRELINGHUYSEN, Of New
Jersey.
The urge OF spring seems TO be
playing havoc with official dignity
and confirming the very old fact
that the biggest and greatest men
OF all nations can't help becoming
The Washington times., 1922-04-14
NORTHEAST CITIZENS IN
DRIVE FOR PLAYGROUND

CHARACTERIZATION Of a vacant lot
at Sixth and L streets northeast into
a playground was asked in a resolu-
ton adopted by the Northeast Citi-
zens' Association, meeting in North
east Masonic Temple, last night. A
branch public library also was ad.
vocated.
The Michigan Avenue Citizens. As
sociation received reports from its
committee appointed TO select a play
ground site. A report on one or
more OF the locations under consid.
GRAFTON will be made at the next
meeting.
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SALVATION ARMY FRESH
AIR CAMP OPENS JULY q

The Salvation Army's fresh-air
camp for children at Patuxent, Nd,
will open July and will be OPP
Grated until September.
Extensive improvements are now
under way The stream running
through the camp will be diverted
into a model swimming pool, which
will be concrete in construction,
Work on the new mess hall VIII
begin in few days. Ground on
the camp is now being prepared
for extensive vegetable gardens
which viii provide unlimited fresh
Vegetables throughout the summer.
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GRoSS-ToWN BUS LINE
WILL BE STARTED SOON

The new cross-town bus line OF
the Washington Railway and Elec-
trio Company will be inaugurated
early next month over Park road. Il
was stated today. The Public Utii-
tiles Commission yesterday approved
of the type of motor bus which the
traction company has chosen.
The commission denied the apphs
cation OF private parties to operate
bus line from Fourteenth and n
streets northwest over II street TO
College Park. Such a line. the
commission held, would be in direct
competition with the Washington
Railway and Electric Company.
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KALoRAMA CITIZENS TO
MEET TUESDAY EVENING

The Kalorama Citizensr Associs-
ton will hold It's April rnesting at
the Highlands, Connecticst asenue
and California street, Tuesday eve
ming. I2SLN
Augustine w. Ferrinu trade com.
missioner of the Department OF
Commerce. who recently returned
from Australia, where he made a
three-year study of municipal gov.
ernment and trade conditions, will
speak on municipal government.
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THOSE TYPOGRAPH GIRLS.

HOBART REESE and RAY
MOND KIBBEY are wonderful
artists on typewriter drawings.
Both sent in drawings of beautiful
girls the other day. We got The
cuts OF the drawings mixed and
credited the one we printed yester-
day TO KIBBEY. when the author
was REESE. This one today IS by
KlBBEY:
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TIE BALL RENT ACT.

Dsar. Editor Price: Washington
people arc delighted with your
editorials on the housing situa.
ton Keep right after them. You
can't so too strong. The situation
will eventually right itself, but IL
Congress fails to extend the Ball
law. good night. Miss Agnes. The
parks will not be- ample to hold
those that will be showed out.
FRANK II. BRANNAN.
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Monday Evening Club.

The April meeting of the Monday
Evening Club will be held Monday
night in the Cosmos Club assembly
hall. Graham r. Taylor, general
secretary of the American Associa.
ton OF Social Workers, will speak
on the subject, The Profession Of
Social Work"
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Mass Meeting Arranged.

The Association Of Retired Federal
T''uloves will hold a mass meeting
and concert In the auditorium of the
interior Department, Eighteenth and
@ streets northwest Easter Monday.
Albert B. Fall, Secretary of the In
terror Department, will preside.
Among the speakers will be Wash
ington Gardner, Commissioner of
Pensions
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WITH CHARITY TOWARD
NONE.

There is lots of good IN some
people." Parked tn camphoT
balls, zoe suppose. They ought to
bring Il out once IN q while and
give 10 an airing.
"Hsw to the liner We would,
but hetDing is such hard york.
George Ade has one Of has
latest characters smoking a
good fiue-csnt cigar" Gtve US
the name of the gent he bought
EN- from.
"Yp furnish the hair and zoe
do the rest" says the sign Of a
truthful barber. Too many Of
them promise TO furnish the hair
If yos'H pay a, fat price for their
hair tonies.
Tnsy used to feed "gstnpotoder
and raio meat" to a fighting dog
to make him mad, but m these
days Of pdcitism the diet selected
must be an dmidble one.
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1922-04-14

Speaking ON prohibition w.
j. BRYAN asks: els appetite
stronger than government"
Loyalty above all, but the ques-
tion Is one Of thirst, and to
auench II some men go the limit
and even beyond the three-mile
limit.
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DISTRICT PoUNDMAsTER
LEADING A DOGS LIFE

The District ponndmaster is being
led a dogs life these days.
Fifty-eight dogs were picked up
by the poundmaster during the past
week. He also collected sixty cats
and had them destroyed. One lone
horse was impounded
Fifteen dogs 10 be killed were
The Washington times., 1922-04-14

boys again" for a few minutes.
And why should they nots IL
shows that the pep" hasn't all
gone. All nature Is gingered up,
IS Mansfield shows above.
We would give q whole lot,
though, TO see Secretary HUGHES
running the bases with the wind
playing through his whiskers, or
catch him giving familiar slap
on the back TO some one near him.
sty - A-e= -
IL there is any kick about
EDGAR G. SNYDER being United
States marshal of the District II
will be from the Omaha Bee, of
which he has been Washington
correspondent for years. The Bee
loses a valuable man and the
District gains the public service
Of a mighty good one.
In trying to carry a word Of
cheer from former President WILL
SON to the debiIitated Democratic
. Party, our old friend TUMULTY
unconsciousiy started an awful
ruction between the MADOO and
cox wings of the old party. And
the BRYAN wing hasn't even
squeaked. The old party seems
TO have so many wings II cant
fly high.
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VARIETIES OF CUCKOO.

When humans 90 cuckoo
They put them IN hook,
But Uhen brides 90 cuckoo
They come out of a clock.
BACHELOR.
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DUKE WAGNER.
SEASONS THOUGHTS.
May these pleasing vernsI days
Bring us new joys In many ways.
Going forth, afresh each day,
May we do good along the way.
Dame Nature with her lavish hand
Now, In beauty clothes our land.
Let us, from her, a lesson take,
And In our paths more sunshine make.
III. SMITH.
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Easter Court Vacation.

Easter vacation for the District
Supreme Court began today. The
various branches Of the court will
regular courthouse offices, how
ever. will remain open. They will
be given a halfholiday tomorrow.
The Washington times., 1922-04-14

Mere astounding Revelations by
the Queen OF the Underworld" APP
pear In The Sunday Times.
The Washington times., 1922-04-14

THE FINAL GREEN EDITION
contains last minute news. completc
racing entries and results and other
sport world happenings, Get ycrr
news a dny ahead.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-02-17
L,ANsE NEWS NOTES

Justice Of the Peace Philip Voetsch
was confined to his room few days
this week with rheumatism.
Miss Leona Gauthier, stenographer
for Judge of Probate O'Connor, was
confined to her room the first Of the
week with illness.
jay r. Pearce of Hancock called on
his Duluth Universal -four trade here
Monday.
Mi-Lu Cigars, made in loo and 16c
sizes. advertisement.
Mrs. John E. Brennan and son Pat
rick returned Tuesday from Chicago.
Mrs. j. H. Roberts returned Wed
nesday from several days visit at
Iron Mountain.
County Clerk H. J. Pennock reports
that his daughter, Mrs. Larson, who
was operated on for appendicitis at
the Hancock hospital the first Of the
week, is doing as well as can be ex-
pected.
Oscar Laakonen of Spur township
was business caller in L'Anse We'd
nesday.
Henry A. Johnston was business
caller in Houghton Tuesday.
| A SON was born Tuesday to DR.. and
Mrs. w. A. Won Zellen at Ann Arbor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Miller of
Wheaton, ILL.,, arrived Monday, called
by the death Of Mrs. Miller's aunt,
Mrs. Williams,
Fred M. Foster left Tuesday for
MAMMA, where he has accepted the
superintendent Of the Bay de Noe
Lumber Company.
at her home in Aura.
George -DeGagne was q Houghton
business caller last Friday.
Howard Lampson transacted bust
ness in Calumet last Friday.
Vernon Lucas of Odanan was a
guest of Peter Clyne last week.
/ I'VE have sold $1,000 bottles Of
| Tanlac and have never had q single
complaint. Jacobs Pharmacy, At
lanta, Ga. Sold by F. j. Lyons.-ad-
vertisement.
County Agent L. v. BENJAMIN re-
turned this week from lower Michigan.
P.J. OTeary, woods superintendent
ct the Steans and Culver Lumber
Company, was a copper country Wis
itor the first Of the week.
The semi-annual inspection Of the
county Jail will be held today. Super
| intenuenlS Oh tne FOOT n. =. clrlcASOn
of Covington. John Markle Of Baraga
and w. s. Crebassa of L'Anse; James
McKercher of Spur, superintendent
of charities and correction and Judge
Of Probate ]. ]. O'Connor, compose
the board
Frank Laugenbeach Of Amery, rep
PRESENTING the Northen Supply Com
pany, called en- the Morrison Trading
Company Tuesday.
Mrs. Waters Of Pelkie was a week
end guest of Mrs. Henry Gartner.
4 Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Reding returned
to Calumet Monday, after few days
visit at the O'Connor home.
4 Mrs. j. HI. Roberts, visited over the
week end with Mr.. Roberts at Iron
Mountain.
Mi-Lu Cigars are dandies.-adver.
tisement.
Ray L. Eggleston of Houghton was
a business caller in L'Anse last Fri.
dady.
Miss Elsie Laito spent the week enc
Mrs. Elmer Larson was taken to the
hospital at Hancock Sunday and oper.
ated on for appendicitis.
II Mrs. Henry Waisanen was q Soc
visitor this week.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-02-17

fore me. :. ....... thlg.....
day Of ............A A. ID. 1922.
Notary or Justice.
My commission expires. $3.50. 1872.
Registration Of Absentee by Oath
If any person whose name 10 not
registered shall offer and claim the
fright to vote at any election, and shall,
under oath, state that he or she is a
resident Of such precincnt and has re-
sided in the village twenty days next
preceding such election, designating
particularly the place Of his or her
residence and that he or she possesses
the other qualifications Of an elector
under the constitution: and that owing
| to the sickness or bodily infirmity Of
himself or herself or some member Of
his or her family or owing to his or
her absence from the village on public
business or his or her own business,
and without intent to avoid or delay
This or her registration, he or she was
unable to make application for regis
ltration on the last day provided by
law for the registering Of electors
precedingn such election, then the
name Of such person shall be regis
tered, and he or she shall then be per-
mitted to vote at such election. II
such applicant shall in said matter,
wilfully make any false statement, he
or she shall be deemed guilty OF per
Jury, and upon conviction, be subject
ed to the pains and penalties thereof.
Women Electors
! The names Of all qualified women
eiectorsenot already appearing. ON the
registration list will be registered, in
conformity with the foregoing provis-
ions.
/ EDWARD SEAvOY,
Clerk OF Said Village.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-02-17
REGISTRATION NOTICE FOR VII
LACE ELECTION MONDAY,
MARCH Is. A. d. 1922

To the qualified electors Of the vii
lage Of L'Anse, State Of Michigan:
Notice is hereby given that in con-
formity with Act 1876, Public Acts of
1917 as amended, /, the undersigned
Village Clerk, will upon any day ex-
cept Sunday and legal holiday, or
the day of any regular or special cleo
tnon or official primary election, re-
ceive for registration the name Of any
legal voter in said village not already
registered who may apply to me per-
sonally for such registration by mail
or messenger, as provided by Act q,
Public Acts Of 1919, as amended ex-
cent that can receive no names for
registration during the time interven-
ing between the second Saturday be-
fore any general or special election
or official primary election and the
day Of such election.
March 4, 1922-last day for general
registration by personal application
for said election.
February 15. l922-Last day for
registration by affidavit. See below.
Notice is further hereby given that
/ will be at the Town Hall in the Viii
laee Of L'Anse on February f8 and
February 25, A. d. 1922, from 8
o'clock a. m. until 8 o'clock p. m. on
each said day for the purpose of re-
viewing the registration and register
ing such of the qualified electors in
said village as shall properly apply
therefor.
The name Of no person but an ac-
tual resident Of the precinct, at the
time Of registration, and entitled I'M
der the constitution. IL remaining such
resident, to vote at the next election
shall be entered in the registration
book.
Registration By Mail or Messenger
Under Act 4, Public Acts of 1919. as
amended. the Drivilere Of absent vot-,
ers Is extended to include registration.
They can also register by mail or mes
|ser~er whether absent or not but the
afhdavit must be received By the CLERK
on or before the 10th day preceding
the third Saturday before the election.
Alidsvit for Registration
State Of Michigan
County Of Baraga )ss.
ing duly sworn, depose and say that
I. am 4 citizen and q duly qualified
|electcr Of the Village of LsAnse in said
County Of BaraRa and State Of Mich
|igan; that my postcface address Il No.
r. +; B. N. No. I: =. 9. & =.
that / am not now 1teistercd Is an
afidavit for the puzposs q procuring
my reRistratjoa - An elector n &C.
|cordence With ~ eeatutss. and ! eel7.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
COMING WRITER OF FICTION
Little Jimmie Shows Promise Of Rising
to Eminence in the Realm Of
ImaQination.

Jimmie, four years old, is going to
write fiction, if his maturity bears out
the promise Of his youth.
James has not since learned the
value of sticking close to facts.
He and his small sister were visit
ing a friend the other day. The young
woman had some fine roses in vase
and was very proud Of them.
'See my big roses" she exclaimed.
ave have nicer roses than that"
said little sister, by way Of prelimi-
nary.
II don't think they are so big" said
Jimmie. 1--WE have some at home as
big as house."
Just then the young woman's father
came in.
"How much do you weigh, Jimmie?"
he asked.
"A hundred pounds replied Jimmie,
instantly.
"That's a pretty good weight for
such young fellow" the man said,
with a smile. ''You see, weigh 500
pounds, myself"
II weigh 1000 pounds"
"Well, I weigh million trill1on
pounds"
Jimmie smiled.
II weigh all the words and numbers
| in the world" he said.-Washingtor
Star.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
BLUE HILL

Clarence Taylor was business Wis
itor to Elk River last Thursday.
Mrs. Mullen and family have
moved back to their farm after living
at Rosemont the past year.
Miss Alma Johnson, who has been
very i'll with pneumonia, is reported
to be recovering.
Sunday school next Sunday after
ternoon at o'clock at the M. E.
church. Rev. T. B. Clark, Pastor.
The school in district &c closed last
week, after months term. Sc
vert Bergeson of Orrock was the
teacher.
The Ladies' Aid society will be en-
tertained by Mrs. S. B. Calhoun We'd
nesday afternoon, April 10. Every
one invited.
The public sales Of Torkel Johnosn
and the Carpenter Bros. Monday and
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
SHOWS VALUE OF EDUCATION
Bulletin Issued by Wisconsin lnstitu.
ton Gives Some Facts That Are
Worth Consideration.

The Wisconsin Educational News
Bulletin gives the following advantages
of education:
It is a financial investment that
yields the highest dividends.
It results in safe and sane citizen
ship.
It increases the ability and desire
to serve others.
1t adds to the appreciation and hap
piness Of life.
1t multiplies the chances Of success
in life.
With no schooling the child has
only one chance in 10000 of render
ing distinguished service.
With elementary schooling the child
has four times the chance of the one
without 1t.
With high-school education, he has
81 times the chance.
With a college education he has 700
times the chance.
Fewer than 1 per cent Of Ameri-
cans are college graduates, yet this l
per cent has furnished:
Fifty-fve per cent Of our Presidents.
Fifty-four per cent Of our vice-presl-
dents.
Forty-seven per cent of our speakers
of the house.
Thirty-six per cent Of our members
of congress.
Sixty-one per cent Of our secretaries
Of state.
Sixty-seven per cent Of our attorneys
general.
Sixty-nine per cent of our justices Of
; the Supreme court.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
FLASHLIGHTS START BEE WAR
Consequently Has Her Opinion
Concerning Photographers.

"If," said Miss Lucille B. Berg, nat
uralist, dabbing baking soda on a
half score red bumps on hand and
wrist, "there is one thing law-abid-
ing, Industrious honey bee loathes, it's
photographer"
How Gomez" inquired an inquirer,
lifting polite eyebrows.
Flashlights" said Miss Berg, en-
phatically. And it was flashlights that
started a carnival of self-arranged
slaughter and sent two or three
hundred children and their mothers
and teachers milling around great
glass cage in loop department store.
Inside the Showcase" was glass bee
hive and swarm of sure-enough bees.
The swarm belongs to the Society
for Visual Education and is part of a
nature exhibit installed in the store. It
was brought from the Evanston studio
Of the society by Miss Berg.
The buZzers were lured from their
winter coma by warmth and food and
set to work making honey in the glass
cage for the instruction of public
school pupils. Photographers taking
pictures of the exhibit aroused the
swarm and hundreds began fighting.
The colony broke up into pairs which
dashed and clawed and stung until
scores lay dead on the floor.
While the excited insects were
| emerging from the hive Miss Berk
opened a little door in the outer cage
and sought to close the entrance. In
| an instant her hand and wrist were
covered with angry bees which drove
their daggers into her flesh.
Children and mothers and teachers
danced about squeaking warnings. Miss
Berg finally abandoned her effort anc
the bees fought until exhausted.-Chi
cago Daily News.
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The Truth, Anyway.

It was foreign class composed OF
Slavs and one Italian. This unbal-
anced race distribution resulted in the
little Italian boy being at the mercy
Of the others, and they were certain
" aware, of it. The teacher was ex-
aiming this group in the use Of words.
After few more or less successful an
swers she came to the word dis
guise,' and also to the little Italians
turn. "Now," she said, Il want to
know the meaning Of disguise. Tony,
you give me sentence with disguise
in it." Tony gazed at the grinning
faces Of his classmates, who not sc
very long before had been teasing him
and replied with vehemence: II hate
desc guys"
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
Eaules Dislike Alrplanes.

Eagles are very jealous Of the air
planes rivalry to their age-long mon
archy of the air. One pilot, recently
flying down over Scotland toward Eng
land. suddenly saw an eagle make a
ferocious swoop at him. It dashed
right into the whirling propeller and
broke one Of the blades, forcing the
pilot to make an awkward landing in
an unsuitable country. Another eagle,
after wheeling around monoplane
evidently seeking for vulnerable
SPOT. flew down directly at the pilot
In his cockpit Luckily he had pistol
close at hand, and drove away the bird
with succession OF shots.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
Earl Has to Feed Stock.

The earl Of Fingall and his family
are engaged in caring for their stock
themselves, owing to labor troubles.
At Killeen castle, which dates from
the year HOO, efforts to organize a
union made the employees quit work
ing, wherefore the Countess Fingall
goes out to cut the turnips, while the
earl and his son, Lord Killeen, feed
the stock, which, being of the choicest
breeds, requires the most regular kind
Of attention. The pigs get one feed
ing daily, and horses two and the cat
tie in stalls three.-London Mail.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13

physics classes, but they simply i'm
mersed the nuts In liquid air for 80
seconds and cracked them easily, with
ont damaging the kernels. Now the
physicists are trying to find out wheth-
er this method can be applied COM
mercially on q large scale.
Chicl1a nuts are grown In South
America. Their dense strong shells
were used during the war to make
charcoal for gas masks and the OIL
from the kernels is valuable food,
similar to copra.-Science Service.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-13
Liquid Air for CRACKING Nuts.

Liquid air for cracking nuts is the
latest application of science. Experts
of the national bureau Of standards
were appealed to for a method of
breaking the shells Of the chicha nuts.
without damaging the kernels. They
found that it took weight Of nearly
a ton to crack the nuts, and that after
that effort the meat Of the nut was
broken in many small pieces.
Then they applied liquid air to the
problem. They did not freeze solid
piece Of rubber and use it for ham,
mer, as is done in the classic stunt OF
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q delicious lunch at midnight.
Miss Mildred Hamilton, teacher in
district Sc, has been boarding at Fred
Moody's during the winter. She is
using her car now and boards at home
with her mother.
Mrs. Erland came up from Mime
apolis last Wednesday to visit the
Carl Eland and A. L. Strom families.
The Adam Bender and George
Brown families were entertained at
Carl Bender's Sunday.
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Tuesday were attended by large
crowds and things sold we'll.
There will be Norwegian Easter ser>
vices at Our Savior's Ev. Lutheran
church, Santiago, Sunday morning at
II o'clock. Rev. 0. M. Gulerud, pas
tor.
A number Of neighbors gave
birthday surprise party for Carl john
son Saturday evening at the James
Saxon home. A very pleasant even
ing was spent and Mrs. Saxon served
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i half more home. ii
And then there vas an unmistak-
able, IL slight, twinkle in his eye as
he entered his w:fe's kitchen-the
corpse Of the pride Of her soul still
raised above his head and dripping
streams Of water through its countless
rents. ''Well, ma, me and the UNI
brella be home"
Ma Hanley looked at him a moment
and then sank weakly into chair.
"My land!'' quoth yhe-and that was
all.
Sam told that on his next trip to
town pa bought two rather strange ar
ticles that were commented on by the
grocery store loafers. One was very
quiet black umbrella with plain han
die and the other was a collar for lit
tie Sammy Shows pup.