The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-22
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Duplex Romance Aired In N. Y.
court-shocksd by Cigar
stts-smoking Girls.

CeonopesieAn Nsws beSveeo.
NEW YORK. March 2S.--Ahothsr
social altitude record established!
Archie" Probst. butler to the
Rolling Rock Country Club Of Pitts
burgh. was . knockout" until the
girls caught him plighting his troth
too generously.
August, a. they christsnsd him
in his native Switzerland, allowed
himself to b fascinated BY two
young ladies at the same time who
were his friends. Every one knows
this II much more promiscuous than
making love to 4 dozen.
Archie" went right on In this
fashion, deep In his duplex romance.
Still he professed surprise when
gathered together for a nice old
fsshioned avalanche which was in
tended to sweep Archie for . glacial
trip.
Talks About Girls.
Due to q kindly fate, plans to
force an excursion on August went
90 far awry az TO permit continued
shore leave 70 the young man,
properly chAperoned. Of course. by
Federal authorities. This gives
about girls. society. character, and
Character IL what I IKE" Archie
said defiantiy. But such people in
that club. Ohr'
Not as stalwart a. his pictures
portray him. the youth 10 q stock
lily built, ruddy checked specimen
of vtrile he.manhood.
Long black hair falls back from hts
forehead in q thick name. His lips
are rather too full. His eyes slant
little.
Crowds gathered about Archie.
Everybody was curious TO know what
the alien ex.butler OF an exclusive
club would tell about 'gotngDon"
there.
Archie did not disappotnt them.
He proclaimed:
Those gtrls-oh-they smoke!
They lounge about on couches
with men. Oh, % awful" The
speaker was hreathless and looked
about to see what effect his confess
sion had made. He decided to con-
tinue.
did I walk about In pajamAs, ~
they said I did, No-no-I did not.
Other people did that-the guests
when they got-got-"
Loaded" some one supplied.
mo one evsr saw me In patamas,"
Archie. said sccrnfully.
But in girls. now like character.
That II beautiful love character.
"Only two girls have tin the
club. They are the two who don't
smoke"
Bushes FuriousH.
Here the usefulness Of August's
advices ended and he blushed furi-
ously when questioned al to whether
or not he proposed to one of the girls
mentioned, II shc accepted him. and
II they were engaged. His face got
roster and his expression more dishev.
eled. but he said no word.
Arches confusion at the abandon
of Rolling Rock proves him a. mod
est and sprinklIng a. tho rare edel.
weiss Of his native knobs. During
the hearing before Judge Knox he
sat very stili and displayed his best
feature, his profile, to the multitude.
Archie has surely lived through
some vital scenario stuff" His At.
torney, David Steinhardt, scoffs at
the insanity theory.
He was Just insane enough to get
himself raised from SIS q month to
$50. Neither has he been accused
Of any crime. He has 4 good. clean
record, which we have looked UP"
said Mr.. Steinhardt.
August Probet meanwhile has
learned that Judge Knox must sus-
pend judgment. The Judge declared
the case should come under the laws
dealing with alien seamen. since the
boy deserted an English ship. Probst
will remain at Elhs Island pending
Investigation.