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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-05
TvPEWRITERS

TYPEWRITERS-All makes overhauled
and repaired. Ribbons for every ma
chine. albuquerque Typewritr Ex-
change. phone 903-J f22 South Fourth
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WELL CONTRACTOR

WELLS DRILLED driven and repaired;
pumps, tanksf towera J. r. wolking,
i23 West Marble, phone il5a-W.
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LEGAL NOTICE.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

In the District Court, State of New
Mexico, County of Bernalillo.
No 122Q2
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WANTED-Room.

WANTED--TwO ur three unfiIrhIsheI
rooms, modern. close In. Address Har-
ter, postoffice box 57S.
rooms and sleeping porch
or three-room apartment, by one per
son, employed. Phone s42
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Many man who is impeccabIe !. not ~
~ NV uHnen-
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The Skentic

TIC SkrDt1C.
Pa" asked little Lester Liver
more, "how does the weatherman
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All dangling wires are danger
GUS wires. Teach your children
that.
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RUG CLEANERS

KODAK FINISHING 3 TIMES A DAY
Remember, satisfaction guaranteed.
Send your fins ing I reliable estab-.
lished firm. Return postage pal on
mail orders. Hanna & Hanna, Inc,
commercial Photographers. Fox News,
Albuquerque.
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Observation-Disclosures

WANTED MONEY = ON good first
mortgages. McMi!lion &c Wood.
TRANSFER and scavenRer work dcrp.
reasonable rates, e. A. Griffith, 1872
Eas. Iron, phone 1970-W
MAX BARGAIN STORE. at 3i5 South
First will pay the highest prices for
your second hand clothing, shoes and
furnitvre Phone 9b9
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
lust Folks
The Lecturer.
tCopyrlght 1922. by Edgar A. Guest.)

The Lecturer.
met Rad and gloomy man upon the train
one day,
His face was long and solemn and his hair
was turning gray,
His eyes were dim and sunkon and n pallor
Hc was the sorriest spectacle I'd seen In
many week.
Good sir" said l. what weight of woe is
preying on your mnd?"
I'm merely thinking" he replied. OF the
home left behind"
~ have fine and happy home, lovely
Now look at what the tompter's voice has up
ana done TO me-
lie promised me Pullman car and rooms
In fine hotels,
lie said l should be te,od by the leading city
bellies,
lie said the jumps were easy ones and pleas
ant trips To make
At five a m, quit my bed this blooming
train to takel
They routed me from spouters Vale to dear
From sauedunk Point to Hokem Lake rode
In tho caboose;
walked the station platform until a. m.
The only train to get me to the next place on
the sheet,
And when at last hit the town and wished
to go 10 bed,
Amt got no room tho yawning. redhaired
surly room clerk said.
You say you have happy home. and yet
I take H. then" answered him, "a travel
ing man you are7"
answer made,
The glorious happy, much-appiauded lee
ture games my trade.
But hear me now II survive the hazards OF
this trip
And get back home alive and sound. IN
throw away my grip"
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TOuChSfOneS of Succe SIS
VII Publisbins Corn ~ "
WORK.
BY j. OGDEN ARMOUR. Chicago.
Capitalist and Packer.

Work, II persstcntly appled--good and hard
from early morning until late at night,
coupled with a sprinkllng OF good plain com
mon sense. honesty enthusiasm. and thrift IL
the best formula for success for any young man
to follow
The most Important OF these is work for
nothing worth while has ever been accom-
plished without 1t and the more important the
invention or the greater success of the man, the
greater In the amount OF work which has been
necessary The world is full of people who
center around the halfway mark, receiving a
halfway salary Just because they are afraid to
push themselves and are content to be travel
ing the lines OF least resistance
IL was hard work, that resulted In the foun-
dation or Armour and company years ago, and
II was my father, T.. D. Armour, who worked.
He worked from early morning until late at
night and even continued this habit Of work
ing after he had achieved success. Work Is a
habit and Is good habit for young men to
form. Thanks to my fathers judgment |
started In the packing business at the bottom
Just after leaving college, and learned that
only by working hard could advance and
learn the packing business. He made sure that
not could stand UP under It,
| got enough work In order 20 whether or
IL was the best thing In the world for and
I realized It, not then, but some time after
wards. The fellow who sits around figuring
how he can steal nome OF the boss time not
only is committing petty larceny. but Is losing
opportunities. he might better be studying
about the business to his advantage.
II you are in the packing business study II.
not only the particular pha~e which YOU hap
pen TO be in, but the whole thing for there Is
always room at the top OF the ladder. 1t Is the
same with any business. man who studies his
opportunities and takes advantage OF them, IL
not man who Is roing to stav at the bottom
man prepared will be chosen for advancement
for II In tho man who knows the firms needs
from to Y. who succeeds.
Anybody can be n halfway man but the one
who rises above this class is the one who keeps
evcrla stngly pushing
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fun assurance. for It can be anayzed from the
various mile posts along the way To the child
It means ono thing. while to the mature man IT
means something far different. In all events
II liz tangible. because II At ali timos Is either
hope realized or disappointment or that hap
plcst OF all states wherein one remains keen
the quest II can be and It has been charted
defined is limits are known.
but what IL death? That Is the unsolvablo
problem The latc Franklin X Lane. public
character of great beauty and fidelity TO the
rtcrral virtues. after deeply pondering all
phiIosophies and crceds and dogmas. at the
moment when the icy hand was stealing over
him To kiss his eyclids down In the Last slun-
bcr, said, MY religion consists Of two words
! accept
Henry Wattcrson tho other day laid him down
10 rcst It was q choice ana brilliant spark Of the
divine ego which animated him throughout
long ana active life. His was Il rugged, honest
beautiful character lie was a patron OF the
arts and sciences and dcvotce OF religious
rtos and ceremonies. Yet. when he faced the
great adventure. honesty prevailed az In the
case Of Lane. and he summed up his philosophy
thus. # am prepared at any time to surrender
my NE to God who gave It. We do not know
about these things. but face the outcome with
serenity. whatever It may be-"
what IL death? The great unsoyod ridde
No one has returned from that adventure to
surrender 20 NJ the facts. There is realm
frequently explored, yet never reported, never
chnrted. never defined. Neither priest nor
savant can satisfy the natural curiosity which
exists concerning It, nor yet stll the doubts
OF the anxious, honest mind. But hope springs
eternal In the human breast. kndng the fires
OF a fond belief In lifes most melancholy mo-
ment. when the lowering gloom presages the
approach Of night which, to material senses.
has no dawn faith limns the outlines Of
bright and shining morning star while the hun
CRY soul responds to assurance which asks
material proof.
SO. after all. the adjuratlon OF the poet.
Bryant, is safe
So live that when thy summons comes
Thou go not like the quarry slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon: but. soothed and
sustained
By an unfatering trust, approach thy grave
As who wraps the drapcry OF his couch
about him
And lies down TO pleasant dreams.
81 accept" said Lane. II face the outcome
with serenity whatever II may be-" said Wat
terson.
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The Horoscops
Thursday. JanuarN ! 1nnn
The stars incline but do n5t eoru.,, d,
Cpt. 1929. b. Mcclure Newsp, NJ, u,'l,


Caution should rule conduct o.
day. according to astroloey. for 60,
urn, Neptune, Venus and Uranus ~.
all in evil place.
Most dangerous will be tho ss,.
citation with women or tho ind,'y
gcnce In any scntimentalu, a.
power to deceive will be stronpt,, r aor
tive under this sway. "V-
While women may bring bad ,,,o,.
to men. with Neptune and t'-s.v.NN
unfriendly, they should guard th.t,
own affairs. for they may otc,s.,
poor judgment in business or sorl.i
matters.
There Is menacing sign for aho,
and industry. making for restless.
ness and discomfort.
Distorted views of public matter,
may be easily accepted at this ,ip,s
and the stars Indicate that nunh
dangerous propaganda viii be ais.
seminatcd.
1t is not a lucky rule for new rl,v,
or for first appearances of nCtors
Audiences will be extremely criiirai
and hard to please. il the stars are
read Alright.
Danger OF accidents on cloctrlcarv
propelled vehicles is supposed to bs
increased by this sway.
Aviators should be especially
careful today when Uranus frowns
Safety for life and limb I'm civ
streets will focus attention as mover
before, during the coming yeati il
Is predicted and new methods oHe
lievlng congestion will be invented
Storms of extraordinary violence
are prognosticated, but the CHIEF
feature of winter weather will be tho
peculiar character OF the winds and
SHOWS. floods and rains, that win
upset all traditions Ia various states.
There will be but two ec.ipses this
year, both OF the sun. one takes
place March 2S and the other Sep
tember 81. Tho March eclipse is
held to presage grave industrial dlf.
flculties as well as movements Of ar
mics and excessive drought.
Persons whose birthdate It is
should keep their health in order
Business may be rather strenuous
during the coming year. Both men
and women will prosper.
Children born on this day may be
too fond of amusement for their
best interests. They should be care.
fully trained to habits of industry
for they will probably be very tai.
entei.
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A PARTY DEBACLE.

Unselfish, sincere and convincing leadership
Is now required II the republican party Is not
to experience the genesis OF party debacle OF
excessive cost.
The death OF Penrose leaves a gaping loss
and an equally inviting opportunity The so
He'd old guard, those who have long domi-
mated the party, have sustained a loss which
carries with II a peril of unusual proportions
who can take the place OF Penrose?
The younger. more progressive and less dis
ciplined bloc of republicans In the senate while
also feeling that loss has been sustained, as
suages its grief In the opportunity presented
II TO make a decided advance towards bringing
the party organization into closer rapproche-
ment with It's own ideals.
sagacious leadership alone can take the party
safely through this crisis.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
Barometer of Public Opinion
Fed on Fear.


Life In largely ruled by fear, and change
OF administration IL desirable, As n lecturer
has recently pointed out, the education given
by most parents to their children instis fears.
The children are taught to be afraid OF winter.
of war, OF death OF hard times, OF disease of
examinations. Perhaps that Is one of the rea-
sons that children so seldom find the conversa-
ton of their elders uniting. II is full OF don'ts,
butts and nots.
Amid such a shower OF warnings some OF the
pessimism Is bound to stick even when the
youngster resolutely closes his The result
is negatively minded race. which must go
about its days work partially paraly2ed with
No one can deny that the things which chill
dren are taught to fear are likely to happen.
But steady diet OF fears Is not nourishing.
Real accomplishments are made by positive
attitude. suppose q man Is afraid OF sudden
death. SO far as lies within his power he should
put that fear out OF his head. make by saving
and by insurance, a provision for his family and
then go forward II he carries dread about
with him, he will be slowed down TO such a de-
gree that his family will suffer, whether he Is
killed on n street crossing not.
The attitude OF the young person In fiction
who was always glad" Is sckening and un-
necessary Robert Louis Stevenson, resoute and
brave In tho face OF wasting Illness and grind
ing poverty. is one OF the shining examples to
follow. Every line he wrote is seasoned with
neyer-failing courage-Boston Globe.
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Benny's Notebook

| was setting at the setting room
table modelling with my new model
ling clay and ma was Introducing
Embroidery and pop was reeding the
paper last mite and all OF suddin
he started to laff loud as enything
and ma sed. Reed II out loud.
Its nuthing in the paper, | Jest
happened to think of something
funny that happened down In the OF
flee today. 1t was one OF the funniest
things | ever herd haw haw haw,
sed pop.
Well tell me about II, don't sit
there laffing so selfish, sed ma.
Well you see there's a little office
boy down there named Cohen, ha ha
ha, and today the boss got mad at
him and haw haw he started TO ball
him out till he was black in the face,
sed pop.
Who was black in the face, the
boy or the boss? sed ma, and pop
sed. The boss OF corse, and ma sed,
well watts funny about that?
Let me finish for the love of Peet.
I've jest started, sed pop, well ha ha
ha after the boss had balled him out
for 10 mlnnits without coming up
for air little Cohen finally speeks up
and says. Treet mo ruff, boss I'm
Irish, haw haw haw.
Is that II? sed ma, and pop sed,
Certeny that's 1t. don't you see the
joak2
You don't meen to say you call
that joek? sed ma, and pop sed,
Its tha best joak I've herd for months
don't YOU realize the kids name was
Cohen?
Wen wat differents does that
make, Suppose his name was Jones,
wat them sed ma, and pop sed, You
have no more sents OF humor than
wild clam, absilootly none. And
he slammed his hand down hard as
enything rite I'm my modelling clay
and pop was so serprized he jumred
up with the clay sticking all over
his hand saying. Wat the confownd
II is this?
Hee hee, that's certeny funny,
Willyum you certeny look redickuliss
hee hee hee who sed | have no sents
OF humor2 Do you think II would
make II eny funnier II your name
was Cohen2 Hee hee hee, sed ma.
I'm going to the movies by myself,
sed pop.
Wich he did.
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MOPPING UP.
terson

The consolidation OF Chicago banks for the
purpose OF protecting depositors and giving sta
billty to the remaining financial institutions
probably signifies nothing more than mopping
up process OF the deflaton period.
Many business concerns have hung on by
the skin OF their teeth, as 1t were. Indubitably
there will be other cancellations and failures
an the decks are cleared for the business OF the
new year. Limping concerns must be evacuated
from tho main stage lest they impart their
malady to others.
Comfort is found In the fact that general
business conditions are so good that 1t Is pos
sible for the healthy to take charge OF these
comparatively few cases and absorb thom with
out danger
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Urge MoiI Course for \
Industrial Instructors

ANN ARBOR, Mich.--Training OF
instructors In manual and industrial
arts by correspondence school meth
DDS was urged on delegates to the
annual arts conference here by rep.
resentatives of Mississippi valley ed
ucational institutions.
II the universities aim to give
service TO the people of the state
they win have to adopt the corre-
spondence system to reach those
who are anxious to obtain an educa-
tion but who still are unable to
leave their work." declared William
X. Bawden. assistant to the commits
sioner of the United States bureau
IF education.
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THE uNsoLvED PROBLEM.

What In life? The answers are many. one
viii tell you that 1t is a thing OF beauty ana
joy forever; another win tell you that II is
sordld, dsquietlng, unsatisfying thing; the
priest win tell you that 1t is Opportunity cap
italzed enabling you to make preparation for
an existence beyond the tomb; the savaut will
reply that life is period wherein the human
MIND is enabled to develop its full beauty; the
captain OF Industry that It is game of grab
and get.
Life is something that may be described with
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
This Vicar Stokes
His ODn Furnaces

LONDON.-Probably the only
vicar in London who stokes his own
church furnaces is the Rev. Il. A..
q. Torey, of st. Anne's, HoXton, the
poorest parish in London.
Each member .of his congregation
does something, and even when the
new curate arrived he had to do
his bit In the stoke-hole before he
was eligible to heap Goals of fire on
his congregation!
The wages bill OF st. Anne's Is
under $500 n year--less than is spent
on candles in many another church.
The choir gets four cents each per
service, and the organ blower Is
something OF a plutocrat, because
he gets fifteen cents.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

WV are the things
that keep us goi.,g and when hope
weakens our work slackens and we
find ourselves sinking.
There is the story of the two
frogs who found themselves in
big milk pail. doleful predica-
ment when they realized they must
swim on top or go under forever.
One. faint-hrarted. CRED tired OF
swimming and kicking, said Whats
the use?" and gave up the ghost.
The other said, while there's life,
the~'s hope" and kept on Kicking
Until with Joy too great to utter,
he found he'd churned a lump of
buttcr!"
Tnere people like both frogs. but
there are more of the sort who right
now cannot see their way out. can
hardly believe anything could hap
pen TO keep them from going under,
but by their own efforts, much to
their surprise, will find themselves
on top. safe and sound. and with
something of a foundation under
them.
II there Is one thing stressed in
the Bible more than any other II
is--work. We are told in every
way possible to get to work and TO
keep at It. The one who is idle re-
ceives more rebukes than any other
in the book. II Is n sin recognized
from the beginning and has been
preached against all these ages. And
yet there are lots of people who
sink rather than work. If affairs
look black, II hard times threaten,
| they get sour, bitter. and try to
blame 1t on somebody or the world
in general.
IL shows n poor spirit. and cer-
tainly II seems that only a person
OF weak mind or character would
quit work at such time believing
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
Work and Hope
BY NORA COLE SKINNER.

that would better conditions.
No one really wants TO sink, but
many adopt the surest way for IL by
not working as hard az they can as
long as there is danger. Should a
boat capsize in deep water, though
we aren't fond OF cold waiter or
swimming. we swim for dear life
and as long as there is life. We
hope and work until we so clear un-
der, o. find ourselves securely on
top
We get discouraged over too many
things, we give up too quickly. we
weaken easily. When we stop work
we sink into the depths and require
effort to bring us again to the sur
race. Hard times and doing with
out the things we crave Is "a hard
ship, but it's never so bad but 1t
might be worse.
Dropping from riches to poverty
In these changing times IS painful.
but not hopeless so long as there s
health--that is, strength to swim.
Being poor is no disgrace. and
there's plenty of respectable COM
pany.
when times are hard--thc gloom's
I'm town
Don't get discouraged and go down (;
But struggle still--no murWir utter,
a few more kicks--may bring the
butter"
The world honors labor as It
never did before. Time was that I'm
the Boston neighborhood one was
asked What do you know" in Vir-
ginia who are you?" and in the
west what can you dor" Today
the qeustion of the west predom.
mates the country over, and What
can you do?" is the entire into
Uncle Sans four hundred.
Be able to do, then do IL, and
some day the fifteen dollar shoes
and pocketbook will meet.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
The Dollars Friend.

That misfortune has come to the company
that vended the watch that made the dollar
famous Is news which arouses the sympathy Of
ma y millions. The lngersoll may have taken
n long time to wind. but It kept true record
OF the march of the hours and contributed in
no small way to that leveling of material life
which IL an outward mark OF democracy.
The time Is not far back when ownership Of
any kind OF pocket timepiece was a sign and
symbol OF plutocracy. The banker was envied
and sometimes hated as he jerked at the log
chain which tangled across his vest and care
lessly drew his repeater into view. Poorer folk
looked at the and made a guess OF how
soon quitting time would come. But the proe-
tariat came into its own, II had a nickel case
instead of a gold one but utility was az weH
served.
It is said that the refusal OF the dolla". TO
remain a dollar Is the cause Of the lngorson
collapse. But there is another factor--the fur
ther progress OF the proletariat Nickel is no
longer good enough II demands and Is able
10 get gold and the lordy who woG!a preserve
their distinction are driven to platinum, But
with hot breath the proetariat rushes on and
the rich may be forced to take with
tungsten or the hke.-New York Tribune
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

Theirs lots an lots o. changes In
drinkin' since tn ole foot rest an
mirror days. For instance you never
hear a customer ask a bootlegger {
have one himself. IT'S gittin' 4 be
too easy { come back. We kin re-
member when horse thief or fell
Ter that fooled a girl wGz lost L
society forever.
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Hard times are
still with us and
30 are fifteen
dollar shoes. l do
wish they would
get g er to-
gether, for the
shoes are pretty,
dresses are still
short, and 1t isn't
good business for
one not to dress
we'll.
Work and hope
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Girls Hike TO Washington.

LOS ANGELES.-W capital
OF only $40 between them. two Los
Angeles girls. the Misses MaryMilsk
and Geraldine Somers have started
on a 10.000-mile hike to Washington
to draw life sketch of President
Harding
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All Hone Is Lost ,

There Is a rumoT that win Hays will resign,
hut Il gives us no comfort. VIII Is going to be
particular to have william ]. Burns to search
the Postal Service TO that democrat Is
left In 1t before quitting his place at the gull
lotine.--Houston Post.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05
Too Much JOY for the C,ooms.

suppose 10 Christmas and New Years al
ways fen" on Sunday the blue law extremists
would abolish the whole blooming anniversary
glad tidings. peace earth, good will to men
and eyerything,-New York Telegraph.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

The Enid Eagle thinks some girls who ro
tner own would have better luck II they woul
Batk their knee caps
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

To allocate German holdings We find, is
very sood way to mslead the average news
paper reader
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

our idea about Il Is that the fower resoiu
breaking
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-05

Another indication that tho country ls hes
tatlng about returning 20 normally, IL the sma
number OF calendars distributed for this yea