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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
A SURE TEST

There's a sure way Of determining
whether motorist IS resident Of
Wheeling or a stranger within our
gates.
Let the observer stand at the corner
Of sixteenth and Main. II a machine
whirls around the corner at say 20 miles
an hour headed Northward on Main. he
can put the driver down as stranger.
BY closely watching the Nehicl" h"
Will see the machine hit the irst couple
Il holes. cross To the other side of the
car track only to hit a few more there and
then finally pick on; the car tracks and
slow down to the regular lower Ma!a
stree, gait"
Bu, IL the hy-s,ander notices III"
driver round the corner real slowly and
proceed with extreme caution like a
locomotive engineer running against red
lights, then he can mark it up that the
mo;orist lives in Wheeling
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
RTPPLING RHYMES
By WALT NJ A S D N.
TIE COIN FEVER

taking pains w ''
chase the r'NeS al -"
| am SO that Eroan ana YET sh'
y where ! ar An once "De'
the wok
evening and Johnsons noble PONIES "o"
s,i M
q
but "S' "''
'"H with rust are h""' ~
-, Of naugh on EARN seems
friends used TO KNOW """
I've passed ~, '
onea me Of DADS; ana
only pleasure ca """
N"e' '"' ""' la.2.G George
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
THE SPEAKEASY

In spite OF the fact that Ohio county
is horored with the presence herein OF
a federal prohibition enforcement officer
with authority extending all over the
is supposed to have been appointed TO
his position because Of his splendid
record Of law enforcement. and Of
deputy or assistant United States A.
torrey. we seem Ia have ono spcakcasr
or more for an average Of every 2"N of
our population.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
COURT ORDER REsoINDEp;
MINERS ALLOWED TO Pfox1r

Cumberland. Md, Sept 3.-The re-
straning order secured by Heffa Brcs.
Mining company against Samuel Mar.
tin and 80 other miners at Barton. this
county, has been lescinded upon the de-
PENDANTS agreeing not be trespass on
the mining property or commit acts Of
violence against any working miners,
The defendants. however, are allowed
to peacefully picket near the company's
property. The bill Of complaint and
other proceedings Will be retained 30
that further act!on may be taken, X
deemed necessary by the court.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
FAILS TO SWIM CHANNEL

Dover, Sept. 4.-Charles 10th OF 6os-
Ton. who started Saturday evening In an
attempt to swim the English chshHe'
from Dover TO the French shore had 70
give up early this morning. after having
been in the water for II hours and II
minutes
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
SAILS FOR HOLY LAND.

Cumberland. Md. Sept 3.-Eucer" "
Brinkcr. son OF Mr.. and Mrs. y John
Rr.nier. sailed from New York Satur'
da" for Naples On route 20 the Holy
Land where at Nazareth he VIII con-
rlnue his studies fof the priesthood IN
the Franciscan Order AT the Franciscan
monastery or the Shrin" or Nazareth
He will stop Il, Rome on route.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
PARAGRA Apis
ABy ROBERT QU1LLENA

established
brd Ai.o game hisnY
prz by
hoo won't ASK
fo
a
seniority rights
70 a mess o
The union They know tho bone
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

A Pittsburgh editor is struck dumb
with astonishment" that strip" pol
!tics is strong enough to count out the
votes Of all the conscientious good gov
ernment seeking voters of the city. II
the editor wants 70 lose his speech en-
tircly. Lot him come To West Virginia.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

The season at Reauvillc ended in
rio, OF speedy living, we are told. the
outstanding sensation being the ar-
underneath" evening gown. Where
oh. where is the price OF silk under
wear driving us?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
VET DIES FROM EXPOSURE.

Cumberland, Nd. Sept. 3.-Eugenc y
O'Hara. aged So. died carly Yesterday.
after an illness ~ Il year. which wn'
tho result OF exposure while In ,ht
service in France during The World
War. He was A former member nj
engine company No. 5 Of the city fire
department.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

A New York copper Knocked the
cigarette out Of the mouth Of lady
who essayed 10 puff II on Broadway
the other day. He claimed tho lad
was drawing crowd Of curious on
lockers Question: What will the
copper do If the dresses become shorter
this fall?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

A. H. Clyde Of Beaver Falls. Pa. has
been appointed football and basket ball
coach at Morgantown high school.
The annual state convention OF the
West Virginia Daughters Of the Revolu-
ton will be held at Clark.burg Oct 10.
IL and ~.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

dghboy patriotism and they didn't " H.
Another young man wishes
fracture and
abou h rapid
by
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

rrohah,y me farmers are tired 81
be,rfng rho remark: Well. no matter
how dam IN. times they always have A
living and that doesn't cost them any
;hinE"-Toledo Blade.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

The Lewis county teachers institute
is being held in Weston this week.
A mammoth hotel is planned for
Berkeley Springs by a syndicate OF
eastern capitalists. 1t will be called
"Pendlcton Arms" II will have 400
rooms to start with. There will be
sanatarium and one Of the finest golf
links in the country: also lake made
from the waters of the famous Berkeley
Springs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

One result Of woman's smanctpa-
ton is that mans conscience no
longer bothers him when he keeps his
seat in the street car.
There's one good thing about hay
fever II you have II, you don't care
darn what else happens.
H. G. Wells probably wouldn't b
80 prolific II he would acquire the knack
Of making his idtas jell.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Now times bring new issues ana
jimmy cox is going 70 know 80 much
bou, the League Of Nations when he
gets back from abroad that we're
afraid nobody will ask him I" deliver
an addrcss-Ohio State Journal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

CARL GoET&, OF WHEELING, CON-
FINED IN HOSPITAL IN ARlzoNA'
GETS INCREAS FROM $40 To sou
PER MONTH-ELM GROVE "loo"
GETS BIG LIFT-WHEELING MhN
ercoMMENpED FOR PosToFF1CB
JOBS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
What Other
Editors Say

In all these disputes about what a
living wage is, Just consider the IN
ventor Of the Marcel wave. who Is said
to have made a million dollars out or
i.-Charleston Mail.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
.onx tina sneakerS

er.burs this week. Among the speakers
for the convention will be Governor Z
+. Morgan. w. S. Hallanan, state TAX
conmiss Toner, John l.. Weaver OF wash
fngton, ex-president OF the National
Real Estate Assn. and ". G. Men OF
Columbus.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Alumni Secretary. Frank Roy Yoke
Of the State University. has accepted the
invitation Of the State Federation OF
Women Clubs TO speak at Shepherds
town on Sept. y and explain the plans
Of the University Alumni and the uni
NersitY itself
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

We read that dancing with N" sh"ni-
ders !s "a boo. but Irene Castle Is COM
PEELED to call of lot or cnSagemeh'e
because she broke collar bone
Charleston Gazette.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
FORCES EMBEzzIEMENT cHA1a1.

Cumberland Md Sept. 3.-Deputy
Sheriff Lucien A. Radcliffe has gone
10 Johnstown. Pa. TO bring back John
Perry. who is charged with embezzle-
mcnt Of $500 on a warrant sworn out
hy States Attorney Fuller Bardnard,
JT.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

What great questions Will be left
for one thing. there's the bonus bill.
Taxpayers remind US Of game FISH,
start IL after swallowing the hook.
A dog has little troubles, no doubt
but he is under no obligation to be
nolite 10 people he doesn't like.
Apparently all the available coal Is
needed 10 fire the engines that haul the
coal to distant points.
We have never gone on strike to
avoid work, but we don't mind confess
Ing that We are a conscientious OBJ
jector.
Why should bonus insult the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Friend from next street-Hello,
Smith: hear YOU have youngster at
YOUR house.
Smith-Great Scott! can you hear II
that far?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

J. W. Wooddell. manager OF the Wall
do Hotel OF Clarksburg. announces his
intention OF appearing before the
CIarkshurg city council to protest
against the raiding of his hotel by the
police. who have made a number OF raids
apparently in search Of gamblers.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

The ham sandwich Is back to
nickel in Pennsylvania, argues one
newspaper in heraldng the return OF
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

II the government would only let
tho hoDtIegGerS sell their stuft on as
ocean liners. it would save tn" people
ut home a lot II trouble.-MorSantoW
New Dominion.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Europe is on the verge of bankruptcy
se, tho cables Another job for Her
bert Hoover
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Most Of these men longing for the
oldrn days would cat their heads orr
with a straight r;zor-HuntinSton Ad-
Ntrllser.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

chearer living costs, But who wants 70
live on ham SandwiShcs. when 'he'e
amt NO beer
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
WEST VIRGINIA NEWS

S!ster:villr high school Will h"Id lib
FIRST football practice Of the season TO-
morrow.
Court proceedings were brought last
week with a view 10 dispensing the
strikers tent colony near Mchendree'
Fayet,e County, BY owners Of real es-
tate there.
The Fayettc county fair Is oe'ne heia
at Oak Hill this week.
Mrs. Lulu Schoonover and her sister
Miss Dollie Harr, both OF Montrose, are
In the City Hospital at Elkins suffering
with severe injuries received "hen the
automobile they were driving was
struck nv Western Maryland passen-
cor train az Smith Crossing on Thurs
day.
The proposed new chemistry building
for West Virginia University. for when
an appropriation Of &i0o'"oo mas aHcaoE
hecn made. will accommodate more than
1000 students
Glen l.. Ford has been elected pres
ident OF the newly organized Doddridge
County Farm Bureau.
Herbert Rodgers we'll known young
man Of Clinton district. Monongalia
county has been committed TO the state
insane asylum at Weston.
Taxes will he discussed at meet
Ing Of the West Virginia Real Estate
Association, which convenes at Park
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

establishment OF adequate. we'll eQuipp-
ed playground facilities.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

Taxes will he discussed at meet
Ing Of the West Virginia Real Estate
Association, which convencs at Iark-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04
an CHARLES BsooKs SMITH.

WASHINGTON, i. &, Sept. ".-hep' eSsh
tatlvc Rem. l. R"scnb!oom mas SeC"' ="
favorable action on the claim LOT pen
sion filed by HIM for Mrs. Martina j.
tocard Paxton avenue. Elm Crows
ohio county. Mrs Bogard IS the widow
~ the late Jacob W Bogard, and VIII
receive 4 pension at the rate OF Si2. pei
rom March 4, 1917. \ pension was also
secured for walter Mcdaniel, K. +. ~
2 Grafton, who will receive SIS a mon'h
dating from Nov. %. 1921.
compensation claim of Carl IA. E"e'"
Of Wheeling. at present confined in Z"
hospital at Phoenix, Ariz.. was presenter
at the Veterans Bureau by Represch-
ta,iye Rosenbloom, who secured an IN
rrease in the monthly award OF MI
t;oeiz. from $40 to $50.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-04

alone, except Tor l"ht W
in brown tent IN INC
and goes horizon cloud ~
approaChshe screams 1t s ln"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Mrs. Marie Glover, wife OF b. Is.
Glover, has been arrested and lodged
in the county Jail in Spartanburg, on
charge of murder in connection with
her husbands death. The coroner's
Jury held w. A. Blackwell, brother-in-
law of Glover, for the killing. Black
well married q sister of Glover. The
killing occurred at the Glover home
last Friday night when Glover return
ed home and found Blackwell and Mrs.
Glover alone in the house. Mrs. GloV-
er was the only witness examined by
the coroner. She testified that Black
well came to the house between II and
1 o'clock the day before the killing
drunk and she put him to bed. AT her
regular bed time she went to bed in
another room and went to sleep. Soon
she heard her husband at the door and
let him in, telling him that Blackwell
was in the room asleep and not to
bother him, that he was drinking. Just
then, she said, she saw Blackwell
shoot and her husband fell, mortally
wounded. 1t was reported at the time
Of the killing that when Glover came
in Mrs. Glover slipped the pistol to
Blackwell, who shot her husband. Mrs.
Blackwell identified the pistol as hers
at the coroners inquest. The grand
Jury is investigating the case.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
TOiCHECk SLAUGHTER
Americans Have Been Killing Many
Sea Elephants at Guadalupe.

Sea 6lepnanIS dt SuduaiePS'
Hereafter there will be no more sea-
elephant hunting in the waters sur
rounding and upon the shores OF the
Island of Guadalupe situated In the
Pacific, just off the coast of Lower
California. Information has been re-
ceived at Mazattan, Mexico, of decree
Just promulgated by President Alvaro
Obregon prohibiting the killing of the
sea elephant in Mexican waters.
1t is stated that for many years eX-
petitions of American sportsmen have
been making trips to the Island OF
Guadalupe for the purpose of siaugh-
tering these animals. In some instances
these adventurers have ruthlessly KILL
ed great numbers of the sea-elephants,
leaving their dead bodies scattered
along the shores of the island and in
the shallow coastal waters. In view OF
the fact that sea elephants are rapidly
becoming extinct throughout the more
tropical parts of the world, an efrort IS
to be made by the Mexican govern
ment to preserve the species when
will abound at the Island of Guadalupe.
For the purpose of enforcing the de-
cree protecting the animals, a gov
ernrent officer will be stationed upon
the island. Severe penalties are pro-
vided for any violation of the presi-
Dental decree.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

TN 1908, driving the 1899" racing
car, Barney Oldheld started his
l. career of victories that later
earned him the title of Master
Driver of The World" To over
come the tire weaknesses that made
racing difficult and dangerous, ne
studied tires-specified materials
supervised construction.
Today, Barney Oldhelo Is known
as the Master Tire Builder.
Starting with the crude tires which
carried the 1899" one mile in sixty
seconds, Oldheld gradually dc.
veloped his famous Cords-a set OF
which covered 500 miles at eighty
eight miles an hour without a
change.
In three years oldheld tires have
won every important race on Amer
lean speedways. They are the only
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Stopping the Paper.-The editor OF
a local paper received the Following
letter, apparently from a subscriber:
Don't send us your paper any more.
We amt taking any paper now or we
would take yours. But we don't want
none at the present time. The Blank
town Blanksheet is an awful good pa
per, but we can't take no paper how'
so please stop your paper. Wen take
your paper again when we can take d
paper. Don't send it no more"
The substance the editor MADE out
of the foregoing was that the man eVl-
IDENTIFY wanted his paper discontinued
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Not Sure About lt.-Dinah was q
product of New Orleans, big, plump
"yaller gal," who could cook the finest
dinners for miles around. One day a
new butler appeared upon the scene
and Dinah's mistress noticed that she
took a great interest in the man.
AT last her mistress could stand her
curiosity no longer and asked: "Dinah'
do you know that new MANI"
Dinaf took another long and scruti-
nizing look and then slowly and rem
iniscently replied: well, l dunno Miss
Alice; but think he was ma fust hus-
band"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
How The Master Driver
Became Master Tire Builder

American tires that have ever taken
first place in the French Grand Prix.
They have won for three consecu-
tive years in the 5O0-mile Indian
apolis Sweepstakes. So far in 1922,
Oldhelds have lowered four Worlds
Records and seven track records.
The Wichita Test Run gave evil
dence of Oldheld superiority in tour
ing-when set of four Cords COW
cred 34,525 miles over rutted, frozen,
winter roads-a performance at
tested by the Mayor of Wichita.
See your dealer and get set of
these rugged tires that Barney Old
field has developed and perfected
through lifetime of practical tire
experience. Their performance will
convince you that they are "The
Most Trustworthy Tires Built"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Henry and me" were reunited Tues
day before the eyes of the public at
Empora, Kansas, and from speakers
platform, Henry, Governor Henry j.
Allen, told of his difference with his
pal of war and peace times, William
ALLEN White, Emporia editor and au-
thor. The difference was on one thing
only and it did not go beyond that,
Henry said, referring to his friend
affectionately as BILL" That differ
ence was on the Interpretation of the
industrial court act in the phase of
WI ether a card of sympathy can be
construed as violating the picketins
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
Page Eight
humorous department.
Nhv Thev smeIIed That Way


Why They smelled That way
Charlie came in late for tea on Sun
dav afternoon with very far-away
look in his cherubic blue eyes.
did you go to Sunday school?" ask
ed his mother.
YES" replied Charlie.
well, how is it your hands smell
so fishy?" asked suspicious mother, as
the youngster held out his paw for a
piece of cake.
Charlie considered the question FOR
a while, and then said:
"Wen, you see, mother-I-carried
home the Sunday school paper, and the
outside of it was all about Jonah and
the whale!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

To Be Expected.-They were COL
lecting tickets at the last stop before
Paddington. when a pretty woman was
seen running along the platform look
ing into every carriage.
do you want a seat, MADAME" ask
ed n ticket collector.
NO" she replied. 1--WE lost my
husband"
"Ah, WELL" said a man sitting by the
window, "one can't think of every
II ag."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Answering 6ack.-A man who be-
lieved he knew all about parrots un-
dertook to teach what he thought to
be young mute bird to say 'Hello!"
in one lesson. Going up to it's cage, he
repeated that word in a clear voice for
several minutes, the parrot paying not
the slightest attention. At the final
"Hello!" the bird opened one eye, gaz-
ed at the man and snapped out, Lines
busy"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

logical.-An odd objection to leaV-
ing her native land came from an
English girl who was offered a situa-
ton in New Zealand at good wages.
81 should like the money" she said
"but could never bear the cold.'
She was assured that the climate OF
New Zealand is warmer than that OF
her own country. but refused to be-
lieve, "for all the frozen meat comes
from there"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Her Responsibility-"Honey," said
the colorcd suitor, when we gifts mar
ried you amt gwine to give up dat
good job you has workin' for de white
folks. is you?"
"But amt we gwine to have no hon
eymoon an take q trip on de train
somewhcre?"
"One of us might go, honey. Dey
amt thing holdin' me, but you's got
'spohsibilities."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
Perfectly Good ssomaeh.--A young

Perfectly Good Stomaeh.--A young
lady was crossing the ocean once ana
having been i'll herself, started to SYM
pathize with an Irishman in the Sec
ond cabin, who apparently was having
a very active time. Laying her hard
on the Irishman's shoulder she gently
said: II am very sorry you arc so ILL.,
my good man. Your stomach is only
weak, that's all"
"Wake stummick. nawthin'," an
swered the Irishman. "Ofm THROWN
II as fur as any man on this side of
the ship, num-"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
Soma of the kettle.-"wul ye stay tc

Song of the kettle.-"Will ye stay to
tea?" asked Mrs. Murphy of the caller
whom she wished would depart.
mo thank you," was the answer, i
must be home to look after john"
"Ah, sure, ye mustn't neglect him.
said Mrs. Murphy, relieved
"I think 1 will stay. though; hear
the kettle singing" was the unexpected
reply.
"Oh. don't take any notice Of that"
said Mrs. Murphy, scornfully. 1T sings
for hours before it boils!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

The Rev. J. E. Lewis, negro pastor
of the Church of the Living God, has
announced another attempt to sail
from Los Angeles, California to Mon
rovia, Liberia. His first attempt fail-
ed when the Ark, a craft upon whlch
he had labored many months, sank at
its launching. Now he and his flock
have obtained the motorship Angel ana
rechrstened her the "Queen of LII
IBERIA" and they plan to start the voy-
age to Africa August Is. The pastor
said he hoped to carry 10000 negroes
to the African republic in the neat
year. The vessel, 10 feet long, will be
loaded with Liberian products on re-
turn trips, he explained.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Mule Power.-Old Nose was wrest-
ling with a balky mule, when by
stander asked him: "Why, Nose,
where's your will-power?"
Nah, will-powers all right" came
the reply, but you ought ter come out
an see dis var animals won't-power."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

The Catch In !t.-Applicant: "And
if l take the job, am to get raise in
salary every year?"
Employer: "Yes, provided your work
is satisfactory"
Applicant: 81 thought there was
some sort of catch somewhere"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

clause. !,'Bill" introduced Henry" be-
fore an audience in the state normal
school auditorium for the governors
day celebration, and Henry" respond
ed that "Bill" would not hurt a flea.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

spreads the propaganda that causes
war, according to Thomas r. Marshall,
former Vice President of the nited
States.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28

Might Borrow Ma's.-"Ma, can't l
give baby n bite of my apple?"
HE has no teeth to bite with yet,
dear"
Cant I get him yours, ma? They're
on the bureau"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-07-28
THoMAssoN's REPAIR SHOP

T HAVE purchased the above well
l. known shop and am ready to do first
class Repair Work of all kinds, Rubber
Tiring for Buggies, Horse Shoeing, etc,
and solicit the patronage of the public.
w. E. HANSEN, Prop.
SO 2ts.