The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06


: to say 'ain't?"
! On the corner Of block in down
town section Of San Francisco is res
taurant with the flaming sign: New
err Closed On the other corner a
drug store displays its motto, "Open
| All Night" Between the two WI Ting |
Lung has his modest laundry. Not to
be outdone by the Yankees. he has
4 hung out an electric sign that can be
read for block or more. 1t reads:
"Me Wakee Too"
& &c
Being weary and i'll at ease for a
few minutes the other evening, and
the young man using the typewriter
| to write letter to his lady love SO
that we hand no machine for our fin
gers to wander idly over its dad
burned keys, we took occasion to con-
suit the latest edition of Webster's
dictionary as to that word yitamine.
You are at liberty to pronounce it vi
| tam-in, accenting the second syllable;
or you can pronounce it vi-ta-mene,
accenting the first syllable, and speak
ing the last as if it were spelled meen.
An editor dropped into church for
the first time in many years. The
minister was in the heart Of the SER
mon. The editor listened for awhile
and then rushed to his Office. "What
are you fellows doing? How about .
the news from the seat of war;"
"What news?" "Why, all about the
Egyptian army beng drowned in the
Red sea. The minister up at the
church knows about it and you have
not word about it,in our latest. Hus
tie around, you fellows, and get out
an extra SPECIAL edition."
q q q
After being injured in an accident,
a man was under doctors care for
considerable time, and thereby incurr-
ed heavy bill for medical attend
ance When he had almost recovered
a friend congratulated him upon look
ing so well after such long illness,
Looking well!' echoed the man. II
ought to be looking well. There's
been nearly 5000 spent in repairs on
me lately, and I'm not finished yetp'
Elinor Glyn, the daring novelist
said recently: "Youth has strange
IDEAS | saw composition that
Los Angeles boy of Ia wrote the other
lay on. THE Ages Of Man. The COM
position ran like this: There are
hree ages of man. One, when we are
,oung we think of the sins we will
commit when we grow up. This is the
Age of Innocence. Two, when we
ROW up we commit these sins. This
S called the Prime of life. Three,
when we are old we are sorry-We COM
aitted them. This is our DStage.'"
My friend is he with whom / may
eep silent and not be misunderstood,
.bsorbing circumstances may inter
npt intercourse, but l know that
hen | shall see him or hear from
i'm he will be the same to me. He -
lay be older, mellower, more discern
x, but he will be the same in friend
understanding and unshaksble mu-
lal confidence. My friend believes
me and in him. There are friends
nd near friends, and casual friends,
1T l prize them all. Wonderful are
lie lessons of life which teach US to
axe and to hold friends!
= D =
"Once 4 charming young woman
'esented q small check at my win
w." remarked the cashier Of the
INK with faraway look in his eyes.
he was transparently honest, but
ID no acquaintance in the bank nor
" letters or other papers with her.
asked her II she had handkerchief
some article of jewelry marked
tn her name or initials. After 4
,ment's deep thought her face
lehtened and she asked: would
initiated garter buckle do" ibid
) get the money :" asked one Of the
IN standing near by. II mast re-
nd you" said the speaker, Judi
lily, "that I banks relations with
clients often are highly conhden-
IL
e
lam he'd passed through harrow
experience. He had seen no less
hing than asRhost While HIS au-