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The Washington times., 1922-10-23
REV. MORGAN SPEAKS
AT MASONIC SERVICES

The common people OF the worlo
are capable OF advancing themselves
when they try. and have just as
much opportunity as the leaders OF
noa nkind. the Rev. Walter A. Nor
gan, pastor Of Mt. Pleasant Congre'
gational Church. declared In ser
mon yesterday at Temple Heights.
The Rev. II. w. o. Wilmington OF
fered prayer. and the Rev. John c;
palmer gave the invocation and
benediction.
Next Sundays services will be the
last of the series and will be under
the auspices Of all of the Masonic
lodges, OF the city. The Rev. Henry
Allan Tupper will deliver the address
and music will be furnished by the
washingtonians. the Shrine Giee
Club and the Gortto Band.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
GOOD HEALTH
WEEK STARTED
D. c. SOCIETY
Assistant Surgeon General
White, Dr.. Fowler, and
Others Speak Tonight.

Good health week" was inau.
gurated in Washington and through
out the country today. attention is
being given to ventilation, santa
ton and personal hygiene.
Tonight Assistant Surgeon Gen.
cral Mark J. White will discuss the
scope OF the work Of, the District
Social Hygiene Society. at the or.
ganization's meeting In the audi.
torium Of the Interior Department,
F street, between Eighteenth and
Nineteenth streets.
DR.. William c. Fowler, District
Health Officer. and a representa-
tive OF the American Social Hygiene
also will give short talks.
This week was set aside by a
large group Of manufacturers who
are anxious to lay national EN-.
phasis on good health. II Is dc.
clared that manufacturers who
market products representing the
last word in utility, simplicity and
adaptability ARE often staggered
by their slight appeal to the aver.
age mind"
"In the fall OF the year the M.
man machine achieves the peak of
its efficiency" the executive com.
mittee OF the good-health week de-
clares. mot the rigors OF winter
are its undoing, but indoor diseases,
close air. burdensomc Slothes. un'
varied dietaries, conditions of over:
heat. underhumidity and the Ills ot
artificial life unmitigated by intelli'
gent management through regula'
tton Of environmental cond!uons'
simple when understood. We are
out to show the way to better liV'
ing" III,
ate in the week.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
Hit on Head by Hammer.

Accidentally struck on the head
with a hammer by a fellow work
man yesterday while helping re-
pair a steam shovel, Thomas Eadie'
twenty years old. 1922 Myrtle
avenue northwest. became uncon,
scious and was removed 10
Emergency hospital. 1t was re-.
ported today that his condition "
not critical, The accident occurrea
in front Of 561S Eighth street north'
west
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
YOU GET JUST WHAT YOU
GIVE.
A N d 7 II E NJ

YOU GET JUST WHAT YOU
GIVE.
Life is just a printed page
To him who has the gift TO
live;
To stalwart youth and wrinkled
sage,
From infancy to feeble age.
You get just what you give.
AT times you get much more. It
seems:
At times much less. you may
believe:
At times Dame Fortune on rou
beams.
At times your troubles come in
teams.
But you give what you receive.
Why kick against the pricks of
fate?
Why on bad luck" your
spleen you vent?
Your own misfortunes you create.
And whether soon or whether
late,
lOu IL 6cl yOui IlSht pt' -tIits
Don't think that other folks are
here
To cater to your whim or no.
Not so: pauper. king, or peer,
Your recompense. IL cheap or
dear.
Is in exact proportion.
G'envoD
So up and at the task again,
And never fear because II
Seems less OF sunshine than u
ran.
A pound Of JOY to ton OF pain.
Your deeds are on deposit.
COLD TURKEY.
HOW DIM THE NIGHT IS.
"Nisht has . thousand eyes," war
bIed the poet, ~ he gaxed at the stars.
"But mOonshine Will dim them all,
replied the bootiegger.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
To Hold Bus Hearing.

Walter c. Allen, executive score.
tary OF the Public Utilities Commits.
sion. today announced that a public
hca ing would be held in the Dis ric .
build ng on November to consider
the application Of the United Trans.
porjation Company to run a bus line
from Fifteenth and Maryland avanu'
northeast TO Twenty.first and d
streets northwest.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
WASHINGTON'S TWELVE
MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Contributor MALONEY seeks
to have the fans of the column
find the tWelpe most beautiful
,Domen in Washington. He offers
the first sample in his drdWing
of Miss MAGGIE ZEEN, and
suggests that other artists may
acish to contribute their impres-
sions of local beauties.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23

p A r. A G II A. p III L K T s.
Where there's a still there's a
sway.
Virginians are getting ready
to celebrate the surrender of
CORVALLIS, but not Cornlicker
Housecleaning week cannot be
sidetracked for any Of these
new.fangled weeks.
After all, gland larceny may
legally be grand larceny but It
won't be grand to the victim.
OIDONO.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23

"The Lap and the Prophets"
is a back number. NoVadays
the good, ,,oord is: "The profits
and neVer mind the latU."
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23

Fresh from a Religious
Cleanup in Lynchburg, Va,
Billy Sunday Arrived
Today for a Reunion of
His Converts and Friends.
He Will Speak Tonight
at the First Congrega-
tional Church on "Law
Enforcement" A Reception
Will Be rendered by the
BILLY Sunday" Club.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
FRIDAY UNLUCKY
FOR THIS FISH

Gob-Blow me, mate, but that
was a dirty trick.
Chief-How come?
Gob-Well, was shipped to
the hospital with a sprained leg
and darned II they didn't cut my
tonsiis out and send me back
to ship.
JIMMIE MASON, U. S. N.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23

THE EX-KAISER'S LAMENT.
whore are the Ieglons that once I
Whore are my ships that once
covered the foams
The hosts and the fleets that i led
are disbandea r.
And I am an exile from country and
! dreamed OF an empire ef mighty
All Europe and Asia should crouch
ut my feet.
Dsmecrsey curbsd my imperial
And siHni: ali my. bright vision. were
doomed to defeat.
Tho war lord Of n,iiliens-ths man Of
sought to e'ershadow the earth
with my throne.
Tho sword was my symbol OF progress
and power,
faiied-and Jehovah must rule It
alone.
War was my idol-to rule my ambi-
ton .,.
For these ! have sacrificed all but
Now must seek . domestic position
Get married again and be ruled by
WILL +. wHELAN.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
5000 LOSS IN FIRE WHICH MENACED SECOND HAND STORE
GdE!aRD1 e !!!| .:!l! .,':S!lE!E!MRD

TRY IT.
If the time spent By ,Domen in
firing their hair
And painting their faces to make
them look fair
We're spent IN kind acts for the
good of the race, .,,
Our porid. ioould became a much
better place. s5s. ..
If the time men noW~ take to roll
cigarettes,
In dodgtag hard work aud in
lodging their debts
Were spent in performing some
good honest LABOR,
This t0orld aDo,Ild be better for
him and his neighbor.
,SAM>SIMPLE.
WHAT THEY MISSED.
Did II ever occur to you that
Mother Eve never rolled 'em;
Old Gambrinus never drank white
mule;"
Alexander the Great never charged
commissions;
Davy Crockett never shot craps;
Hercules never tried to lift . mort
Geo. Washington never smoked .
cigarette?
Il. Il. ID.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23

contains football scores, com.
plete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen
ings. Get your news a day ahead.
The Washington times., 1922-10-23
COVERS THE TOWN

The Daily and Sunday Times
are read in virtually all
the Worthwhile homes in
Washington and its suburbs.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16

laundering through North Point,
near Baltimore. when the main
driving wheel Of the engine
dropped off. leaving nothing but
the hub spinning around on the
axle. Fortunately the engine re-
tained its balance, and the other
wheels did not leave the track. The
train was brought to a stop. The
cause Of the unusual accident was
laid TO the fact that the tire on the
wheel was much worn. and, being
continually bumped over the frogs,
finally cracked.
The names OF seven other local
men, ranging in service from 80
years and months up to as years
and 8 months. together with the
name of Newark man, are also on
the list.
Edward Connor Of 423 North
Broome street. was foreman on tie
Maryland division for As years and
months Daniel II. Lynch, Of
GIG East Sixth street, was a car re-
pairman on the division for Al years
and 10 months Edward c. Ander-
son. of 1910 West Fourth street, was
retired after 40 years and 8 months
service as a boilcrmaker.
other names on the list include
Anson b. Hess. 131 Rodney street,
blacksmith, 3S years and months;
John J. Kusching. 800 East Sixth
street, car repairman, 35 years and
4 months. Louis r. Seidle, 307 East
Twenty-second street. car repair
man, 35 years and months; I'm
rue r. Letherbury, 800 Porter
street. tinsmith. 80 years and 7
months; Thomas Lyons. Newark.
general attendant, "a years and 10
months.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
RETIRESAFTER 90.
YEARS. SERVICE.
]. B. Twins Name Placed
on Honor Roll of
Railroad
SEVEN MORE MEN
ON ROLL OF HONOR

James B. Irwin, 519 French ST.,
has been placed on the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company's "Roll OF Honor, ="
after having been actively employed
by the company for nifty years, two
months and sixteen days. Under the
pension regulations he was relieved
from active service on January /.
During all his years OF employment
by the company he has been sta
toned on the Maryland division. He
was an engineer at the time of his
retirement.
During his long years of service,
he never missed a call either as a
fireman, or while an engineer. He
worked at night time for seven years
on the West Yard shifter. in this
city. and the records show that he
was not absent from duty a single
night during that ume.'
While he was a fireman on a local
train between Wilmington and Phila-
delphia, he was sent out with a crew
to relieve a snow bound train dur
ing the blizzard Of 1855. The train
had become stalled near Ridley
Park. Long before the train Mr.
Irwin was firing could reach that
place, it also became stalled. and
with the rest OF the crew he was
held on. the train for twenty-four
hours before being shoveled out
Mr.. Irwin was born in Whining
tin. October II. 1856. and has lived
here all of his life. He started work
as an engine cleaner on the Mary
land Division, October 15, 1871. He
was promoted to fireman, June
1876, and on December 10, 1891. hs
was advanced TO engineman. which
position he has held continuousl,
until the date Of his retirement. II,
is a member OF the Pennsylvania
System Voluntary Relief Fund.
Speaking OF the many interesting
incidents that occurred while he
was in the service. Mr.. Irwin sait
that one OF the most amusing bu
at the time. quite hair raising exper
fences was when he was firing on tn,
| Southern Express, The train wa
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
Il Ruptured
Try This Free
Apply IL 70 Any Rupture, Old or
Recent, Large or Small and YOu
are on the Road That Has
Convinced Thousands.
Sent Free to Prove This

Anyone ruptured man, woman or
child should write at once 70 W. $.
Rice, 539-A Main St. Adams, y. Y, for
n free trial OF his wonderful stimulating
application. Just put IL on the rup-
ture and the muscles begin TO tighten
they begin TO bind together so that the
opening closes naturally and the need
Of a support or truss or appliance is
then done away with. Don't neglect TO
send for this free trial Even II your
rupture doesn't bother you what is the
use OF wearing supports all your lfe?
Why suffer this nuisance? Why run
the risk Of gangrene and such dangers
from "a small and innocent little rup-
ture, the kind that has thrown thou
sands on the operating table? host
Of men and women are daily running
such risk just because their ruptures
do not hurt nor prevent them from
getting around. Write at once for this
free trial, as IL is certainly a wonder
ful thing and has aided in the cure OF
ruptures that were as big as mans
two fists. Try and write at once, using
the coupon below.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
Guaranteed Stomach Remedy
Makes Big Hit in Wilmington
Dr. Orth Stomach Remedy Now Being Sold by All Druggists
the Square Deal Money Back Plan

Go TO your druggist, says DR.. Orth
II you are a sufferer from stomach trou
Bile, and get a handy form package Of
Or. Orth's Stomach Remedy-remem-
Der the name. Take Il according TO di-
rection. and If. after taking, you can
truthfully say IL has done you no good
don't want your money. Simply take
the empty box back to your druggist
and get your money back.
so, N you suffer from Indigestion.
Dyspepsia. Acidity, Sour Stomach. Gas.
Heartburn. Bliousncss and Bloating
after eating. headache. coated tongue.
or pains in Stomach and side, 20 to
your druggist at once and get box
OF Dr. Orths stomach Remedy, and
when you start to take it, realize that
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
MEN !!
Are YourKidneys
Out of Order?
Are You Showing Signs of Blad-
der Weakness? Bladder Irri-
teton? Prostate Gland
Troubles? Have You Forgot
ten what an Unbroken Nights
Rest is Like?

For 40 years. said Dr. Carey. bsv.
necn prescribing MarshrOot for kidne,,
ana bladder sickness and now that ]
have retired from active practice I have
made arrangements with leading d-ttp-
fisis 10 dispense this wonderful nre
scrption az moderate price. on the
money back II dissatisfied plan
Beware Of kidney disease-thousand q
die Of 10 every year who ought 10 be
enjoying the blessings OF lie and
health Watch the symptoms n you
have epecks floating before the eyes.
puffy eyes clammy feet or moist
palms. backache or side ache, YOU
ought 10 get a bottle OF DR.. Carey's
Marshroot right away
NOTE-Dr. Daniel G. Carey was a
pracucing physician for many years
and his great Prescription. Marshroot
aided thousands Of sufferers from kid
ney and bladder troubles and proved
successful even IN cases OF men In adj
vanced years Hereafter you can al
ways get this effective prescription In
both liquid and tablet form at y. y
Dsnforths and J. N. Eckcrd's and ali
rehable pharmacists the country over.
,hNfep. IN mind the name, DR. Carey's
M2rshroot prescription No III No
osner medicine can take It's place.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
For Cold on the Chest

Musterole is easy to apply and it
does not blister like the old-fash-
ioned mustard plaster.
Musterole is a clean, white oint-
ment made with oil OF mustard.
Simply massage II in gently with the
finger tips. You will be delighted 10
see how quickly il brings relief.
Get Musterole al your drug store.
35 and 65c. jars and tubes: hospital
size, So
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD
PLASTER.
II!El:;|zII7 81
E1SS9 A:.s g. 7i
Evening journal., 1922-02-16

YOU are taking the prescription Of
physician who practiced medicine in the
States Of Pennsylvania and Ohio for
sixty years, and that in those years he
successfully treated thousands Of cases
exactly like yours.
Now. If you really want a good,
healthy, never bothers me" kind Of
stomach: one that you can always de-
pend upon to digest your food, get
box right away, and remember that
it is most rigidly guaranteed.
Special note to out-of-town suffer-
ers-i5 cents mailed TO the DR.. Orth
Laboratories, East Liverpool. Ohio,
will bring a box by Parcel Post, and
guaranteed. You can get it at all
druggists.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
"Cets-It"
Removes
COrnS Quick

No matter how tough or how stub
born IL may have been, the corn or cal
lus that is touched with a few drops OF
Evening journal., 1922-02-16

"Gets-It" is doomed TO a quick, easy
sure and painless end. Never again
can IL paiE you. soon you are holding
iu Your fingers It's entire remains--a
single piece Of dead. shrvolod skin that
YOU throw away-forever. Hard corns.
soft corns, any corn.
Costs but trihe-and guaranteed.
Try 30. y. Lawrence a Co, Mfr,
Chicago.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
sLICING CAKE.

Slice the fresh loaf cake from the
middle first and then push the two
pieces back together. This will keep
it fresh longer than If the pieces
are cut from the end.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
SAVES SLEEVES.

Cuffs of white oilcloth will save
the sleeves Of the dresses which you
wear about your kitchen work. Five
cents worth of table oil cloth makes
two pairs. They are easily cleaned.
Evening journal., 1922-02-16
SASHEs.

Sashes are being worn much.
Scarcely does dress pretend TO
afternoon wear but it sports a very
handsome and very colorful sash.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23
Northw e.s t F al
News and No>u 4, u.~saeA NJ ~ ora To.,u Hes1n
CATTLE AND RENTED FARMS

Rented farms and fine dairy cattle
are almost unheard of combinations.
Most men who rent their farms and
live in town are unable to secure
renters who will give the necessary
attention to dairy cows. Beef cattle,
the easier to raise. have not been
profitable for some time past. Yet,
the farm must have cattle in order to
conserve the fertility of the soil. The
problem is a serious one.
A solution Of this problem seems to
have been arrived, at by J. H. Ruet-
tell of Grand Forks. who owns a very
excellent farm near Mallory. in Polk
county. Minnesota. about seven miles
from Grand Forks. Mr.. Ruettell. the
owner of a number Of large clothing
stores for men. M of which Is in
Grand Forks. is deeply interested in
agricultural progress. and farms for
recreation. While visiting his farm
some weeks ago. it was a surprise to
The Herald visitor to find there some
of the choicest purebred Holsteins one
could wish to see. It is a rented farm
and yet. Mr.. Archie McVeety. who
rents it. said that he and Mr.. Ruet-
tell expect to build the herd up to a
good one Of all pure blood.
81 bought the farm for pleasure"
Mr.. Ruettell said. when The Herald
visitor called at his ONCE to ask him
how he is doing this thing 80 many
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23

larger and the trade is watching for
developments in this quarter. IN ac-
count of prices reported below Mani
toba and gulf wheat laid down in
Europe
Corn futures advanced &c at Chi
caEo with the help of buying against
EXPORT sales. Receipts we're fairly
large there and in other markets. but
the movement for export lessened the
pressure of hedging sales on h a
.ket. There was a firm local cash mar
ket with prices firm compared with
futures. No. 3 yellow sold at 11A0
13c under Chicago May.
Oats gained Nc on light receipts
and a better feeling among longs as a
result of higher wheat and corr prices
and the Goodman estimate Of farm
reserves, . o,oeo, 600 bushels smaller
than last year. On the other hand
the big visible supply. and\ slow export
demand were checks on the market.
Rye gained &c. showing a better
tone, both for futures and cash. The
latter gained a shade on May, No. 2
selling at h@1hc under the future.
Receipts were barely up to local mill
ing needs. Cash barley sold up lie
late in the week on small offerings.
while May gained a shade less on a
light trade.
There was a strong fiaxseed market
most OF the week. small offerings find
ing cash demand good and ease with
which prices advanced attracted some
speculative demand. Receipts con-
tfnued light.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23
Straw Championed As
Better Than Manure
For Banking Houses

Brookings, S. D.. Jan. 21.-There
is no advantage in using stable lit
ter for banking the house to keep it
warm in winter and there is a de-
cided disadvantage in using it," says
Ralph L. Patty, extension engineer
at State college.
"Clean straw. according to actual
test, is one OF the pest insulating ma
terials we have when fairly well
packed. 1t is better than the stable
because 1t contains more air
spaces which hold the hest ia and
prevents cold air from entering.
Stable manure does generate and give
of heat when handled in the deep
layer Of a hotbed but when placed
around a building this heating will
amount to very little and is absolute
ly Of no benefit since it lasts for only
a few days. On the other hand it is
not only offensive but insanitary.
often iendangering the household
water supply.
Fine straw is better than coarse
and fax straw is excellent for this
purpose. II the straw is slightly
dampened, it will pack down better.
Clean dirt n1a then be used to hold
it, down and prevent its blowing
around in. case woven wire or other
binder il 10 available.' ,.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23
SOUTH ST. PAUL
LIVE STOCK.

South st. Paul, Jan. 23.-(U. S. Bu-
reau of Markets)-Cattle receipts g.
800 market on beef steers and butch
err she stock steady to strong; COM
mo and medium beef steers 500 to
$50: best early today 7.25; bulk 5.25
to s.25; best young cows and handy
weight heifers $50 to 500; bulk
butcher she stock 3.25- to 500; bo-
logna bulls $50 to 4.25; 200
to rs: better grades stockers and
feeders strong. others steady: bulk
o. sales 500 to 5.75; calves receipts
200: mostly steady; practical packer
top on best lights 500.
Hog receipts 1900; market Is to
SO higher; top $3.50; bulk Of sales S.25
to $50: heavy packing sows mostly
$50; some 6.75; good pigs 800 to
9.25.
Sheep receipts 1000, market open.
ing strong to rs cents higher: best ma
tive lambs early 1900; bulk of good
natives around 1850: best fedd west
ems not sold; top ewes early $50.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23

other men had failed to accomplish.
Il bought the farm for pleasure. for
afplace to 60. and tits proving a real
recreation for me. Nothing outside
my business interests me as much.
and 1 am constantly reading articles
on the subject Il find how I can bet
ter conditions on my farm. I believe
no farm can be a paying proposition
for very long unless dairy cattle have
a place in its plans. That is why i
determined to put the best stock /
could get on my place. ] have al
ready bought two purebred Holstein
heifers and expect to add a pure bred
herd sire"
Aren't you taking a risk in putting
purebred stock on a rented farm?'
the visitor asked. thinking of all the
men who had been lamenting the fac
that their farms were failing for lack
of cattle. and bemoaninE the renters
neglect. .
The Problem Solved.
; Not at ALL" replied Mr.. Ruettell,
"You see. Mr.. McVeety and I are on q
! profit sharing basis. He has b horses
and the machinery. and I have the
farm. 1 supply everything and We
, 70 tifty-dfty on the returns. The
farm is called the ~. H. Ruettell
Stock Farm" but I am thinking OF
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-23
THE FARMERS WIFE

Basket Lunch Nenus-The school
lunch for children should contain
some kind. OF bread and butter, either
in sandwich form in the form OF rolls
followed out and filed with sandwich
filling; fruit in season; and something
sweet such as plain cake, candy. drop
cakes, dates or raiaint. The sweet
should never be rich pastry which is
hard to digest. Fried meats which
are also hard to digest should never
be used az sandwich filling. Soda
biscuit, toasts and crackers may be
used to take the place Of bread.
Suggestions for Menus-If there is
no provision made for q portion'of the
noon school lunch to be served at the
school house,sthe BASKET, lunch should
supplement such a lunch with bread
and. butter, sweets. and fruit. The
following are suggestive bills Of fare
when no hot lunch is served at the
Sandwiches filed with sliced tender
meat baked apple; cookies. or a few
Jumps Of sugar.
Slices OF meat loaf; bread and but
ter sandwiches; stewed fruits: small
Crisp rolls followed. out and filed
with chopped meat or: f,sh, moistened
| and seasoned, or mixed with salad
! dressing: orarge. apples, % mixture OF
slice fruits: cake. IA
Lettuce or celery sandwiches; cur
lcustard: jelly sandwicaes.
Hard boiled eggs; crisp baking.
powder. BISCUITS. brown or maple
sugar.
bottle Of milk; thin corn bread and
butter: dates; apple. go
Raisin or nut bread with butter
| cheese; orange; maple sugar.
BAKED beans and lettuce sand.
stoASe. arn'e nce sWeet Ghoc0lAte
Cottage cheese and chopped greer
pepper sandwiches Of a pot OF cream
cheese with bread and butter sand.
wlches; fruit: cake b