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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09
Dry Dock Combine Wants Bookings

n of the leading industrial COM
binations in this section, is without
a game for this Saturday afternoon
and is ready to arrange a booking
win any team In this section for that
date. The Dry Dock nine lost last
night lost a tough game to the Rah-
way Stars On the latter's diamond.
Manager Wesley Wilson's team
will cross bats with the Metuchen
representatives on the Metuchen
field a week from this Saturday. The
home address of the Dry Docks
manager is 325 Market street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09

The score by innings: r
Branch Br'k 0 4 0 0 0 0 1 0 o. 5
Maurer -. Q 4 0 1 3 2 l x-13
The summary: Home run. Ras-
mussen and Zalari. Three base hit,
Parsler and Taylor. Two base hits,
j. pametsch, 2; p. Dametsch. A.
Dametsch, Zalari and Butterworth.
Bases on balls, off Wagenhoffer. l.;
Butterworth, /. Struck out, by
Wagenhoffer, q; Butterworth. 2.
Double play, j. Dametsch to p.
Dametsch. to Kochek.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09
Empires

Holy Trinity l l z 4 U U L z XII
Empires -. 0 0 0 0 l 0 0 l O. 2
Summary-Earned runs. Holy
Trinity. 81 Empires, 2. Three base
hits. Stevens. Two base hits, Rich
ards, Peter Latkanic, Revolinski.
Base on balls, Mondoker, 2; Madi-
son, 2; Ryan. Left on bases, Holy
Trinity 4, Empires 6. First base on
errors, Holy Trinity 4. Struck out,
Mondoker s, Madison 4, Ryan s.
Double plays, Pitroski to Valek to
Paul Latkanic; Revolinski to Karl to
Felix to Rofferty.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09

Dry Docks ...... 0 1 0 1 0 1 0-S
Railway Stars. 0 0 0 l / 2 x-4
Summary-Three base hits, Brown
miller and Tague. Two base hits,
Tague, Campbell and Laurent.
Struck out by Hanson, s; Stratton,
2. Bases on balls off, Hanson, l.;
Stratton, 2. Left on bases, Railway,
Q; Dry Docks, 6. Umpire-kelly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09

DZurllla, CT CT,
Romer or Zalari, IF IF Landew
On three previous occasions these
two teams have played this season
and the locals probably will have
their last chance of beating the crack
Plainfield representative cam today.
The first game between these two
teams was decided by a II to 2 score,
the second by a Z to 6 count in a ten
inning game and the third by a 4 to 1
core. In the last two games the
Amboys showed up in excellent form
and there are many fans both from
P~lain1eld and this city who are of
the opinion that the locals should
beat Manager Oertzen's outfit.
The pitching staff of the Recrea-
tons doomed up as unbeatable sew
eral weeks ago. but since the AM
boys have succeeded in chasing
Teuscher and endangering Boyle's
position On the mound the two teams
become more evenly matched. There
is every Indication that Boyle will
start tonight and the inboy players
are confident that they "a get to
this pitcher for enough rum to win.
Fullerton, the third member of
the Recreation pitching staff, has
been suffering with a sore arm, but
probably will be sent against the
locals tonight. Fullerton pitched
for the Marshal & Ball outfit here
last season and was hit hard.
Field Manager Apologize is of the
belief that either Schesler or Mil
chick should hold the Recreation
batters safe. Milchick pitched a
great game against the Lard hitting
Union county outfit Oh Monday night.
In the last two games between
these teams, the Amboys have staged
threatening rallies. In the eighth in
ming of the second game, the locals
scored five runs which nearly re-
suited in Boyle being sent to the
showers. Monday night in the ninth
inning the Amboys staged a rally
| which resulted in Teuscher's depart
ure.
over five hundred fans from Plain
field are coming to this city to wit
ness the game tonight and 1t is ex'
pected that a big turnout from thi'
city, New Brunswick, T~ottenville and
other cities in this vicinity also will
be present.
The attendance at tonight's gam
will decide whether or not futur,
twilight games will be arranged fol
the local field this season. If thu
R~ecreations draw well tonight it i!
probable that the Lincoln Giants
Cuban Stars ana similar attractions
will be brought to the local field.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09
NATIONAL LEAGUE
r EAG
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
National League

National League
Cincinnati. Z; New York, 8.
Chicago, 4; Brooklyn, l.
Pittsburgh, 10; Philadelphia. 8.
Pittsburgh Z; Philadelphia, 8.
Boston-St.Louis (Rain).
American League
Detroit, Q; New York, /.
Chicago, g.; Philadelphia, 4. d
Boston. Is; Cleveland, 6.
Washington, 8; st. Louis, /.
GAMES TODAY
National League
Cincinnati at New York.
Chicago at Brooklyn.
st. Louis at Boston.
Pittsburgh at PHILADELPHIA.
American League
New York at Detroit.
Philadelphia at Chicago.
Boston at Cleveland.
Washington at st. Louis.
international League
Syracuse at Newark.
Rochester at Jersey City.
Toronto at Reading.
Buffalo at Baltimore.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09

The summary-Struck out, BY
Desmond, 10; Genesky, z. Bases or
balls, off Desmond, 8; Genesky, 6.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09

international League
THE PRESS

Perth Amboy. N. J. -
lel New Brunswick Ave. Phone 1855
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-09
lMBOYS GET LAST CRACK At PLAMFzELD NINE TO-DAY
Record Crowd Expected
Out For Recreation
Game Here Tonight

Weather conditions permitting, the
Perth Amboy Athletic Association
nine will hook up in the fourth
game of a series with the crack
Recreation combination of Plainfield
tonight. This game will be played
on the Raritan Copper works field
in this city and will get under way
promptly at 6 o'clock.
The probable lineup:
Amboys R~ecreations
Schesler or Boyle or
Milchick. p p. Fullerton
Lorenzo, C c. Hand
Smith. 1b Ib, Wiley
Henshaw. 2b 2b, Einhorn
Forman. SIS SIS, Burnett
McEnroe, 3b 3b, Meyers
Loeser, If If, Shanks
Dzurilla. CT CT. Rothfuss
Romer or Zalari, IF IF Landew
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-13

ceivins hours The house WIS
prettily decorated in garden now
1ers and golden rod d color chefne
Of yellow ana white having been
effectively carried out. mr.. and
Mrs. Floyd. both OF whom are
enjoying excellent health In spite
Of their advanced years, received
their guests and were the recipI.
nts OF a number Of pretty and use.
full Sits, among the gifts being a
number OF pieces Of gold money.
Honor guests on the occasion
were Mr.. and Mrs. James Mich.
ael OF Grant Town. who were
guests at the marriage Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Floyd fifty years ago. MI.
and Mrs. Floyd have no children
but two nephews, Fred and Iay
Lemley. who were reared Ia their
home were present and helped to
dispense the hospitalitts OF the
day. Out Of town guests present
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2ss Mrs. Daise Wood Beail. Mrs.
y W wiies and Mrs r.. p.
Kerr Mrs Beniamiii Open
hsimsr and Ms Il i. OMEN
we're ntade aIternates 9fticers
We're named as follows:
President; Mrs. Raymond ..
Kerr; first Vice president Mrs.
George Rogers; second vice presi.
cent, Mrs B.. N. Turner; regis
,trar. Mrs. Benjamin Oppenhet.
nter; historian, Mrs. s. Fuller
Glasscock; recording secretary,
Miss Sarah Helmick; treasurer,
Mrs. NJ. .. Malampay; cores
pending secretary, Mrs. J.. W.
Wilec.
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surer: Mrs. j. +. sRilth. REGISTRAR
Mrs. John Henshaw historian.
Plans were Discus ca al thg
meeting relative to the conyens
ton 70 be ghel d here September 81.
andS2S. The commit tees recently
appointed to work out plans for
the convention made reports. Tho
sessions Of the convention will be
held In the Billingsley Memorial
Church and a reception will be
held on September &c at the. Fair
mont Country Club. Other social
affairs will be held also.
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Named Officers

Mrs. Allen u. Russell was made
president and the following other
officers were named at a meeting
OF the Robert E. Lee Chapter Of
the United Daughters OF the Con-
federacy held last evening at the
home Of Mrs. W. II. Billlngslea on
Fourth street,:
Mrs. o. E. Mcmillan, first vice
president; Mrs. Edwin Robinson,
second vice president; Mrs. R. NJ.
Hite, recording secretary: Mrs. A.
F. Peddicord, corresponding secrs-
tary; Mrs, Sydney Reynolds, trea-
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TERI HAUTE FIRE
CAUSES GREAT LOSS

TERRE HAUTE, Ind. SEPT. Is.
Damage estimated at nearly
'S3,000,000 Is believed to have
been caused by fire which early to.
day practically DESTROYED the
plant of the American Hominy Go
here. said to be one Of the iarg
est Of its kind In the world. II
was at first reported that two mer
had lost their lives IN the fire. but
a check Of employees showed hi,
report to be erroneous. tieycr
men employees OF the concern were
injured by walls falling mono ser
tously. however.
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MIS- Edna Sprung Of Oakland,
|gaLs e the guest Of Miss Helen
IlSeill al her summer camp Btde-a;
Wee on the Valley River Miss
Sprung was formerly a resident Of
Monongalta County but has resided
y the West for several years and
y principal Of the High School at
oakland. Miss Sprung has a leave
5ot absence and will not, teach this
year She came here from Man.
nlngton where she had been visit
lng her sister, Mrs. George Cochran
and had also visited with Mrs.
Eleanor Eddy Knutti at Morgan
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peleaatea "a Attend

At a recent meeting OF the Nor.
gantown Chapter OF the United
Daughters OF the Cotfederacy,
held at the home Of Mrs. Ray
mond E. Kerr in Morgantown the
following delegates were named. %
attend the state convention to be
held in this city September 2s TO
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Winchester, and also al Bedford
springs and Harrlsonburg, Pa. At
Cumberland they visited uith Nj.
and Alfs. 81 @, BROOK 4. They were
accompa nled through the Valley
Of Virginia by Mf: and Mrs. n. s.
Brooks OF Baltimore. y
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Celebrated Golden Weadinu

The golden wedding anniver.
sary Of Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse G.
Floyd was celebrated yesterday at
their home at Grant Town, when
they held open house and recely.
ed a large number of their rela-
tives and friends during the re.
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were M and Mrs. Fred Eeniiey
and daughter loretta OF zanes-
vile Ohio, Mr.. and Mrs ia
Ismiey and daughter Edna 81
Watching and Mrs. olive
Arnstt of this city,
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Social Calendar
wednesday

Wednesday
The congregation of Grace
Lutheran Church will hold a GOV.
cred dish supper and social at the
chdr;h beginning at $3.50.
Friday
The Par Mar Climb will hold a
dance at 8 at the Masonic Temple.
Mrs. George A. Hough and Miss
Mary Hartley Greer will entertain
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To staunton,

Nts. Allen E. Russell and daugh.
ter' Miss Charlotte are leaving Mon
day for Stanton, Va, where the
later will enter Stuart Hall School
or8the year. Mrs. Russell will re-
turn herelthe latter part Of the
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Club Met.

complimentary to Mrs. Elizabeth
paws Landen, Of Washington, who
y visiting friends in this city, &
reunion OF the "Donut Club" was
neldalast evening at the suburban
nome OF Mr.. and Mrs. Arch Sandy
q Fine Grove. All the club mem,
peTs were present and a delight.
tul evening was spent. The guests
were Mrs. Landen, Mrs. Carl
springer, Mrs. J. S. Lynch, Mrs.
w y; Buckley, Mrs. James E, stew.
Mrs. 3. e. slmonds and the
MUSES. Hazel and Madge Holt and
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The, NeedleworKers Club will
meet tomorrow evening at the
home Of Mrs. Cecil Jenkins on
Dearborn street 4.
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Kentucky Guest.

Mrs. John Gordon smyth of
Jenkins, KY, is in the city, the |
guest OF her sisters Mrs. F. Z.
Nichols and Mrs. r. C. Jones.
Mrs Smyth will spend a week
heres Mrs. Nichols will spend the
winter in Jenkins with mrs. |
Smith. '
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e bridge AZ $3.50 at the home Of
Mr. and Mrs. Harry J. Hartley IN
faifniort avenue.
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Mrs. James T.. Eastman and son
James and Gladys Richardson Of
inns city have returned from a
visit to Flint, Mich. They motor
ga home with osney Minor who
had spent a week there, Miss
Richardson had spent the past five
weeks with her parents at Flint
and had , also visited at Grand
Rapids, Saginaw and Alma, Mich,
NM Eastman and son Joined her
mere two weeks ago and accom-
painted her home.
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Hnye Relnlrned

Mr.. and Mrs. George W., Mccray
have returned from a tyosweeks
automobile trip through%the, VAL
ley Of Virginia. They visited
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Foed pemonstratlon.

Following the meeting Of the
PRESBYTERIAN Legion to be held to-
morrow evening at the social rooms
q tne church a food demonstration
VIZ pc given by the Heinze Co. of
sittsplrgh. The food demonstrate
go WIN be served with other re-
peshments.
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ToBaltfnore

-
Mrs. Myrtle Powell and daugh-
ter Miss Carol Powell, have re-
turned from Wheeling, where they
had motored several days ago to
visit friends. Miss Powell Is leav-
ing Saturday for Baltimore, where
she Is supervisor Of music in a
Baltimore school. She will be ac-
companted to Baltimore by Miss
louise Boehm, who will spend a
, hort time, there and will then go
q. New York for visit with
friends. Miss Powell and Miss
Boehm will motor to Baltimore.
To Meet
The Ladies' Aid Society Of Grace
Ilutheran Church will meet tomor-
row evening at 1880 at the home
llet.. f'Is..
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Rstiiiii:niIedBrsomin.Abr;o,atI

MISE JennleS m. Fleming and
nils Eva L. Brand returned this
morning from an eleven weeks
hour abroad. In company with
miss Kathleen Tierney Of Weston
and Mrs. Howard N. ogde1S OF
Chicago, and Fairmont and Miss
Frances Riggs OF Raleigh County,
they left New York, early In July.
fora tour abroad and landed in
this city this morning. Mrs, or.
den and Miss Tierney stopped in
11sew York for a few days and Miss
Riggs went on to Charleston, The
itinerary included visitsjto France
swttl rland Italy, Holland. Bel
kgium; england and Scotland and
they also witnessed the Passion
liPlay and visited the Ypres and
lpixmude battle fields driving from
brussels to these points. They
'tlanded on Monday at Montreal,
Canada and proceeded at once to
New York. The tour was a de-
kiightful one and the party all en-
joyed excellent health during
their stay abroad and on the
IAaaaNg
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Of Mrs. Victor Gwynn on Maryland
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Women;who have spent comfy winter in
KIND n 0 srea collar ast f turns up p e o' her
eyes, sleeves that make muff when5held to-
gether, certain snugly feeling that deep
lfurs always have-is it any wonder that col
lege girls love them?
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Wraps Enhanced
by Furs

And it is not only their luxurious fur trimmings
coon Fox OK. Squirrel Wolf Beaver Mole and Lynx that
fabrics; Marvella, Corona, Fashona Wondora etc. are
exquisite exteures and their rich coorng are added love-
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Club VIII Meet

'sYenu =
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Every Woman Appreciates the
Serviceability of the
UTILITY COAT

These coats come in fabrics thick soft and light in
weight and some are warm as fur. In mannsh swag.
and severely plain styles in than dozen colors
including two tone shades Many of them have fur col
lars.
The Washington times., 1922-10-09
Six, G|vESPAR|S
BLACK MODE IN
DRESSCOLOR|NC
French Blondes Dye Hair and
Even Kink It-Prefer Dark
compIexioned Men.
BY c. F. BERTELLI.
Universal S~sice.


PARIS, Oct. 9.-Black, which was
banned by the dressmakers for win.
ter models, has suddenly leaped back
into favor as a result of the defeat OF
Georges Carpenter by Battling Sikh,
the Senegalese fighter.
Even black silk stockings are worn
Tor the first time in several years.
While in obedience to the dress.
makers desperate efforts to sustain
their edict for brightly colored
gowns, dozens of mannikins ap-
peared picturesquely clad at Long
champs this afternoon, the huge
crowd which assembled to watch the
big Arch of Triumph prize was
garbed almost solely in funeral
black.
In obedience to the latest mode
many blonde beauties are dying their
hair ebony, white Diane Pieuris
created a sensation at the Black Cat
Cabaret by appearing with her mass
Of bobbed hair carefully kinked.
The extent of the new craze Is
shown by the marked popularity OF
dark skinned men. famous beauties
declaring dark complexioned men
understand women so much better.
Among today's innovations was
the "window-blind" gown, in when
q simple tug on a string transforms
the skirt from short to long or vice
versa, or increases or reduces the
neck opening according to the time
Of day. In the morning the gown
Is very slightly decollete, the open
ing gradually being increased until,
at dinner time. the gown has no
back at all, having been completely
transformed.
This mechanical innovation Is not
looked upon with favor by the big
dressmakers, who decry any inven-
ton tending to reduce the neces-
sary size of milady's wardrobe.
One Of the most charming gowns
was worn by Mrs. Eddie Ricken-
hacker, who, with her speed ace
husband, is just back from Berlin.
She wore a French creation of
black organdy trimmed with Chan
same lace falling from a curved
bowspring hat.
Another charming black gown was
worn by Mrs. Phillip Lehman, of
New York, who recently returned
from Rome en- route homeward.
Striped fringes for trousers were
launched by Harry Pilcer, who has
Just scored tremendous success at
the Alhambra, in new creations with
June Day, whom the critics compare
favorably with his former partner,
Gaby Deslys.
To match the trouser fringe, Pill
Ger wore black and white Ascot tie
held in place by a huge black pearl,
while a similar color scheme was
carried out by Maude Lott, diminu-
tive actress. whS accompanied him.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Goodhart, Of
New York, were interested specta-
tors at the races, as were also
Daphne Field, of Chicago, and Mrs.
Jimmy Corrisan, who was accom-
panied by her sister, Mrs. Armstrong
Taylor.
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BRITISH MAKING STUDY
OF GLIDING AEROPLANES

LONDON, Oct. 9.-The British air
ministry is making comprehensive &.
experiments in the art Of gliding.
Following Investigations spread
over the last five years the ministry
has now sent representatives abroad
to study the successes Of France and
Germany in this direction.
Ministry authorities state that.
apart from design and construction.
the glider's success depends upon at.
mospheric conditions, the cantour of
the land and skill in plotting. Un.
less all these conditions are favorable
prolonged flights, at any rate so far
as the covering Of definite distance
is concerned, Is not possible in the
present stage of the art.
The Washington times., 1922-10-09
ILLINOIS MINER SAYS HE
WAS FORCED TO IMBIBE

CENTRALIA, ILL.,, Oct. Sin
these days when playing a little joke
on Mr.. Volstead is considered clever,
consider the case of William Brook.
man. Brookman and two companions,
in complaint filed by a miner
named Johnson, were charged with
holding up" the miner and forcing
him to take drink of powerful
liquor.
The "holdup" was on the Salem
Odin road and motorists have been
warned to drive slowly on the roa d
to avoid running down pedestrians
who may be crowding the thorough.
fares in hopes Of being robbed-of
their thirsts.
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BAD BOY CROP SMALLER,
SAYS REFoRMAToRY HEAD

BOONVILLE, Mo-, Oct. 9.-The
crop Of bad boys is on the decreas Sc.
according to @. NJ. Harrison, super.
intendent of the State reformatory.
There are now one hundred boys
less at the institution than were
there six months ago, he said:
Most of those we get come from
Kansas City and st. Louis, he said
THE farm still is the best place to
rear the boys"
Sixty per cent Of the bad boys are
bad because Of broken homes and
divorces, he said. Motor cars are one
Of the greatest temptations to crime.
Harrison II also editor Of the Boon.
vile Daily Republican. He runs his
newspaper by telephone, giving most
OF his time to the reformatory work.
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Shades of

brown, navy, reindeer, and
black. The very colors for
the coming winter season.
Just come in to see these,
to learn what real values
they are.
DOWN STAIRS STORE
The Washington times., 1922-10-09
Full Length
Full Silk Lined

and warmly interlined.
Consider these features with
the low price.
Evening star., 1922-08-03
Mems $3.50 and So Cravats, $1.35

Hand-loomed Italian grenadne cravats." 200 in the
lot Neat patterns in dots and stripes These the
very best now being sold from $3.50 to S. Friday
only, Sl-35-Man Floor.
Evening star., 1922-08-03
$2.95 Blouses, 81

Fancy white voile with square neck and
Tuxedo collar. Long short sleeves. Friday
only $2.-TMrd Floor.
Evening star., 1922-08-03
S1.65 Heeltex Silk Hose, 81

Women s-Onyx silk, scanned back with pointet
heel In black. white. brown tan, gray and suede Al
sizes Slightly irregular weaves Friday only, 81 pair
Main Floor
Evening star., 1922-08-03
100 Wonderful Friday Bargains
Friday Our Great Bargain Day Closed Saturday. Every lite
$3.50 to $3.50 Silk Hose, $2.45

Full fashioned pure thread silk, plain lace in
step and all-over lace, in black. white and colors
First quality. Friday only, sz45-Main Floor. =
Evening star., 1922-08-03
$2.95 Jap Silk Blouses, SITS

Women's. Heavy quality black Jap silk, with
square neck and Tuxedo collar. All sizes. FIJI.
day only, $e.76-Th.rd Floor.
Evening star., 1922-08-03

$5.95 to $8.95 Blouses, at $5
Fancy and Tailored Blouses Of crepe de china
or georRet,e crepe. In flesh. white, bisgue. with
round or square neck. All sizes. Friday only
46.-Third Floor.
81 to So Envelope Purses, 89c
Beaded Purses. Imported. In many pretty
colors and desisns Friday only. ssc.-Hain
Floor.
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Grins and
GrOwIs
By Lesle Ben.

VVYfIEN congregations chip In
w and buy an automobile
w for, the pastor they ought
to includs Z Mt OF profanity
among the accessories.
Women are Drawer than men.
Look at the small tips they hand
out to walters.
Life IL like q flower" OBJ
served the post-meaning that It's
easier to say II Wit" than
won't"
- t'
What discourasss . hen 10 that
she can never find things where
she lays them.
stPut not your faith in traffic
regulations II good motto for
pedestrians who have something
left to live for. q
About tho only possession Of
ours which isn't taxed u our
memory.
Science has perfected the un-
breakable phonograph record
which Il certainly discouraging.
Even n a girl - . peach ~
may have a stony heart.
A,man's wife can make him for.
get q great many troublss-that
a bachelor never has.
The silk stocking was invented
in the sixteenth century. but it,
entire possibilities were not real
lied until the twentieth.
When a mans stenogra1her
tries to become his confidential
secretary. then's the time to fire
her.
What's in a name7 Shoestring
potatoes are just a. fattenins a.
any other kind.
Every once in a while, We mest
someone who. reminds us Of what
you can do with peanuts.
Disarmament viii never become
a reality until people stop carrying
their umbrellas with the point
sticking out behind.
When a man proposes to girl
wearing galoshes. she can be pref
ty certain that he's In love with
her.