Evening star., 1922-11-29
CAPITAL KEYNOTES
BY PAUL Y. COLLINS.

and the explanation is tina. the bird.
had been attracted to the suburban.
trees by the absence Of traffic. ana
the birds had destroyed the COCOON.
while in the downtown region the
birds had been frightened away. an
so the cocoons had multiplied g.
safety. Moral: Protect the birds an
birds-come the children. Protect 'em
II I were a United States eenator
would not submit to the inequality
OF paying female senators $1,000 q
day. and US male senators only abou.
$3.50. I would found a new move
ment for equal rights and equal pay
for the male senator's. Grant that
there is a difference in natural capac-
Answer. ye @. o. p. reactionarieer
Tell me frankly. ye progressive-radi-
Gals! Wake UP. ye watchdog demo
Gratis! Is one female senator worth
266 male senator's? Which male sena
tors? Also which one is that frsc-
tion-six -tenths:
Or take the item from anothc-
standpoint: If one female senator car
make a speech in ten minutes Wort
$1,000, what is the market quotatio'
on the speeches we hear there DAFT"
Some senatorial speeches make tfe
welkin ring" or the milkin' bing-o-
something. Mrs. Senator FELTON, spoil"
without cracking a single pane 80
eIass-snd vet the paymaster handet
her a bouquet concealing a THOUSAND
dollar check-just like that! Hex
words were golden'-erant 1T. Tha'
is the grandest honorarium any sena
tor. male or female. has ever re
ceived and il sets precedent. Eve
before that there were high wager
plasterers in Chicago. for instance.
get 50 an hour. plus SO day bonus.
Maybe she was worth 2S.S male sena
tors. 1t is not quantity but quality
that coun;s-and she was quality
Genuine southern quality" Ths,
sort comes high.
Next Sunday, December ,, IS TO 10
devoted to thinking OF plans for t1ir
relief OF the near east. according -
4 proclamation OF President Harding
ThanksS living should make Ame-
leans open to an appeal for help fo"
that distracted section Of the world.
where a million and a quarter WON
en-, children and old men are starving
and dying Of exposure. due to t!le
ravages Of the Turkish war. A little
less turkey on Thursday and great
deal more Turkey on Sunday will
prove the Christian spirit. The sur
day Turkey should get it in the sam
place that the Thursday bird did;
the neck-hut let there he as gen
erous helping on the Sabbath :,S
upon Thors day. Thor is the god "f
war. Sabbath is the day of peace ani
rest.
IF brother or sister be naked ani
destitute of daily food.
And one of !ou say unto them. dc
part in peace. be We warmed and
filed: Notwithstanding ye give them
not those things which are needful
to the body; what doth il profit?
The Tiger Of France is TOURING
America for the purpose Of present
ing Frances cause to the American
people. The Senate has taken UNI
bragg at his speeches and seems
about to snub the most outstanding
parsonage of continental Europe, the
man who was the master mind of
France during the world war. The
Senate is the legislative branch of
the government. which. with the
President. shapes our foreign rela-
tions. The question of whether the
Senate agrees with all that VI. Gle
menceau says in his presentation of
France to the American people has
nothing to do with his well estab-
1ished pre-eminence as one of III"
great leaders in world politics. IL
seems hardly conceivable that when
the time comes for NJ. Clemenceau--
the one-time premier and practical
War-lord Of France-to visit Wash
inSton lie would not he given all
the honors his fame deserves, In
cluding an invitation to address Con-
gress. Can the Senate afford to d.
less?
In all the discussions amongst col
lege professors concerning the value
of athletics in colleges why do they
not tell US how sitting in a cold
drizzle, as a fan. develops the heart
and the muscles? Athletics, to he
of value. does not consist in looking
at a great game. but in being onr
of the players. That is the differ
ence between a college nine and Il
college 5000, "all het up" in the
game. What would the professors
think if the student body chose =
representative nine to attend lee
lures and the rest of the students
merely sat in The bleachers ami
shouted at 'em: "Rah: Rah, Eah."t