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The New York herald., 1922-06-01

Two base hits-s. Harris. Judge. Peckln-
paugh, Pratt. O'Rourke. Three base hit
Rice. Sacrifces-Earl Smith. Judge, Me-
noaky Ferguson. Double plays--Gharrity
~ Bluege; Peckinpaugh and Judge. Left
on bases-washngton. s; Boston, I. Bases
on balls-Off Mogridge. /; off Ferguson, 4.
Struck out-By Mogridge. by ferguson, 8.
nit by pitcher-By Mogridge 2 O.. Collins,
Leiboid). Wild pitch-Mogridge. Umplres-
Moriarty and Dineen. Time OF game-i
hour and 80 minutes.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
College Baseball.
Yesterdays RESULTS.

Yesterdays RESULTS.
Princeton, IA; BucInell, 4.
Holy Cross. I3; Springfield College. 3.
B0wdoin, s.; Bates, 4.
GAMES SCHEDULED FOR TO-DAY.
Amherst vs.. Dartmouth. Hanover, n. II.
Georgetown ". Boston College, Boston.
Brown vs.. Harvard, Cambridge, Mass.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
SHELTERS DEFEAT
THEIR OLD RIVALS
Fowler's Errors Enable Jersey
City to Down Bears by
2 to 1 Score.
YESTERDAYS RESULTS.

Jersey City, 2; Newark. /.
Baltimore. IL: Reading. 8.
Toronto, o.; Buffalo. 3.
Rochester, 10; Syracuse, s.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

Three base hit-Barnhardt Stolen bases
-Branard, 2; Jacobs. Sacrifces-Lefler, q
McCarron, Walker. Double pays-Manning
and Ray: Brainard and Manning. Left on
bases-Newark, o: Jersey City. 6. Bases on
balls-Off Carruthers. 3; off Barnhardt .
Struck out-By Barnhardt. 4; by Carruthers.
2. Umpires-Doolan, Mcbride and CASTOR.
Time OF game-2 hours.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
THE LISTENING POST
By WALTER TRUMBULL
1922. by The New York Herald.

Copyright. 1922. by The NeU York Herald.
THE BUGS.
II you shoald search for June bugs,
In this jolly month of June,
And aoiH tolIolo our directions,
You toiH fnd them pery soon;
For they cluster by the thousand
At these places aohich zoe name:
The tennis court, the golf links,
And a big league baseball game.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
Alumni Day at Fordham.

Fordham University wifi resume alumni
day Saturday. June 3. Two baseball games
gill be played. Keiths Boys Band will en-
tertain.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
The score I:

Torals.36 u 10 81 10 q Totals. "a 40 "a II ~
"Batted for Fry in the ninth inning.
Princeton ... ? o 2 0 . q x-1I
Bucknell .. o o o . o l.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

BASEBALL TODAY. EBBETs FIELD.
Brooklyn VS.. PHILADELPHIA. Q 80 p. M.--Adv.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
SECOND GAME,
Totals SO Z 1926 i42

sLeibold out IN the seventh Inning. hit by
batted ball
fBatted for Bluege In the ninth inning.
tBarted for walters in the seventh inning.
sBatted for Ferguson in the ninth inning.
Washington ..... . 0 0 ~
Hoston - 0 o o 0 3 0 o o Ia
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

Totals 80 5 13 "a 10 0l
eRaftad for (t1a RI In ~,
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

BASEBALL TODAY, $3.50 =. M. POLO
Grounds. Yankees VS.. Boston.--Adr.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
GAMES sCHEDULI

AMERICAN.
Boston at New York
Washington at Philadelphia.
chicago at ~. Louis,
Detroit nj Cleveland.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

Totals ~ is II % Q Totals. .3iss27 IL 4
Springfield. ..... o 90 5000 o 3 Q
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
American Association.

STANDING OF THE CLUBS.
The New York herald., 1922-06-01

The Athletics to be playing with and finer sp
ball has become than fornaty them
The New York herald., 1922-06-01
Southern Association.

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
The Washington times., 1922-09-24
Characters:
JANUS VANE
MINNA. :. His Wife
A GARDENER

SCENE: The front Idpn Of q
country estate.
TINE: A summer morning.
Beneath q striped garden pdrdSOl
Janus Vdne, q cI0se-ciPped and
s0meWhdt cdddUerOas man Of forty.
Is cOnperstHg i1ith his Uite, Minna,
o thin, nervous and edrHest-GppCdr.
Ing Woman, dttired In a rather
rnmpIed linen morning dress.
Janus Vane CTOHches Ia tCilIOte
chair. glOWeriH1 beneath his eve.
br0os. He drums 10Th his fingers
upon the garden table. MS t0ife
sits erect tH an attitude OF rigid
attention. Z
The mWninO Is misty. A Damp,
gray gasse Hes 0Ver the surround
lag hills.
TANUs (0utteroIiy)--Damn this
mist! wanted to see the
i horizon. You say that noun.
tain tops can be seen from here
on q clear day?
MKNNA--Yes. A chain OF purple
.. tuvuhtdtub. u hCNOi blIc VI "dtCu"
ing them. They are so beautiful
when the NOON glides from be.
hind them. And In an electric
storm
JANt'S-Never mind the guide
book rhapsody. merely men.
TONED / desired tO see the noun.
tains. And now a dirty, murky
fog comes down like a clammy
wall.
MiNSA--It is going to rain. Shal!
we go indoors?
JANUS (gruFlyD-Not II II belches
birthstone and drips IUisOn! I've
been well fed up ON interiors.
And VI don't mind water-if it's
clean. They use to turn the hose
on this bue-eye.: lad when cut
up rough! Ha! You needn't
finch. It was a sort OF brutal
blessing. A break in the mOnot.
ony.
MINNA (trem ulOUSIy)-But that Is
over, Jan! over forever.
JANUS-And II didn't break me.
either! didn't crawl out with
an oyster.green face and ashes in
my hair. Take a look! (ThrOW.
ing back the IdpeIs Of his COGt.J
l don't stack w 50 bad, eli?
MISNA (t0ith dtftcuIty) - You
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

7 OOK In your mirror and
- see II there Ia . tiny
growth u dOwny hair st
either side II the upper lip.
Perhaps. une0nsclaisly. y0u
have permitted these TIM
hairs 10 grOw until they are
nav larse and conspiruous.
fnafTing your gold looks.
Destroy Gnem at uas,, of
and ait. roots and sll, be-.
fore they enlafee the pofes
and before they become a
subject Of lest amonf y0,it
men ana women friends
Ordinary dssiIstsriG sns
shaWns merely rsmsvs sur.
face hair. issvlns ths reefs
TO thrive and often cause
the hsk 70 Tew faster and
cearssr, Do net eeafuse
1iP with ordinary dspiis.
tories.
ziP ssstiy iitb cut tks rec,
hairs, and IN this way D
IHf eaowTn.
ZIP 10 praised % the ont
remedy Tor suptrfluous he
fine. GUARANTEED
Ladies everywhere are disc
serous methods and ere nc
suyina superfiuous hair
and body. creating the new
ms the back 0 neck below
the forearm and limbs. A
At ALL e0op sToREs o
when IN keW York call
10 hare Free Dsmonsird
cORriHccs ne most skep
Three Typs u ssperfI,
which type have y0uf W
FREE BOOK which also
typs'
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

his pockets. Adding, by ioav Of
explanatory IL am this wo-
mans husband.
THE GARDENER (0rareIy)--Yss.
! know you.
JANUs-Eh?
THE GARDENER - I know you
well.
JANUS (distrusttuiiy)--An old 40
quaintance, eh? Sorry; your face
does not reanimate my memory.
really don't remember you at
all!
THE GARDENER-Renect. Look
OH me-with your inner vision.
JANUS (t0ith a shrng)-Really, L.
I'm sure we've never met. me
STARTS back. A quiper OJ fedr
cOatOrts his tGce.) Who-who
. are your
THE GARDENER (steadHUJ--I am
the father Uf the man You killed.
(Wtth an dpc-Hke spring jams
cr0uches bach. MS eyes dart
piercingIy about the garden, seek.
ing for an dUeHue Of eScape.)
JANUS (pith q tOrtsred CRY Of ter.
ror)-So! That's what II Is! A
man.snare! A trap!
THE GARDENER-No. A deliver.
ance. A refuge.
JANIS dsath.trap! And she
brought me to III Well, horror
has a certain charm for women!
They all have hell-names In their
hearts! Now you've got me
what's ahead? (The Gardener
gathers Ainna In hts arms ami
goes In the direction or the
house,
JANIS (goaded to trensg By his
sileHceJ - Stop moment! Is
your tongue SO swollen with
hatred-like a viper? Why don't
you answer? Here I am! What
do you want OF me?
THE GARDENER (turnino In the
pdthudV) = Redeem your soul.
And then fhy son will not have
died In vain. fThe cold Dhitc
pdDor taHs IKE a curtain behind
him.
JANIS (staring dd;edlV. in q
CrnmbHnp poice Of terror A
refuge! Yes, like hell II Is! With
gang OF strong-arms laying for
me with iron fans! HE runs TO
the gate and peers Ont cautiously.
Then hc leans Dedkly against the
gGte-DOst.)
JANUS IN q limp v0ice)-Strange
there's no one there. Just al
open road-like a dream road.
Birds and silence-and cypress
trees. me odiRs sI0DIU back to
the UiiID1 chair and sinks into Il.
Precipitation streams from his
face. He sits in q hdlf-stupOr.
Presently the light breaks through
the mist. 1t Is an Enedrthly sun
Hight Of surerv hue and pos.
sesses. peculiar quality II
passes through JaHus's body-s0
that he casts no shadOto upon ths
ground But II streams upon the
garden -pdr0sol, ,inaprtntin0 rdrie-
gated Hnes-ltke prison stripes
upon his c'othes.)
JANUS (,oith Quauerin0 laughter,
The Washington times., 1922-09-24
No
Money

nsn't send . sinEis
eenn y with your o..
ter-- Just send your
sArs. sddress, sire
Esd eoiof you ehoose
~ 0 postal and back
VII come this ama1-
tnG coat bargain 81
esllvesr thsfsss
eeia 10 Yses sees.
Al you DO 10 pay
oetman the special
k..ss.,sss.sisn. Z. price
E.u"qMoIW-
The Washington times., 1922-09-24
35-cent "Danderine" will Save Any Man or Woman's
- Hair-Delighfu Tonic-See Dandruff Go!

which are the very life and strength
of the hair. can not OOze away.
Danderine Is not sticky or greasy.
Il has made weak, sick, neglected
hair strong and healthy for millions.
Your comb or brush Is warning YOU.
Hurry to any drug store and get q
bottle now. Don't wait!
The Washington times., 1922-09-24
Dye old Dress, Skirt,
Sweater or Draperies
i'm ''Diamomd Dyes
Any Woman can Dye or Tint Faded Garments or Hang.
ings New, Rich Color for Few Cents

then perfect home dyeing Is sure, be-
cause Diamond Dyes are guaranteed
not to spot, fade. streak or run. Tell
your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk, or
whether II Is linen, cotton or mixed
goods.
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

Each package Of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple any
woman can dye or tint her worn.
shabby dresses, skirts, waists. coats.
stockings, sweaters. coverings. dra.
peries, hangings. everything. Buy
Diamond Dyes'-no other kind
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

Only fools let hair fall out and dan
druff stay. Neglect means a bald
spot shortly. A little "Danderine'
now will save your hair. This de-
lightful tonic cleans the scalp Of
every particle OF dandruff, tightens
the hair.root pores, so the hair stops
coming out and so the vitalizing oils,
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

A teaspoonful Of California Fig
Syrup" now will quickly start liver
and bowel action and In q few hours
you have a well, playful child again.
Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Fig Syrup" because II
never fails to work the sour bile and
constipation poison right out OF the
The Washington times., 1922-09-24
kkkC ACOk - - Ht1eIene Lucas
N6eIer1e Lucas

staring at the burning marks
upon his sIeeve) - The zebra
Jacket I'm sentenced again!
CURTAIN.
The Washington times., 1922-09-24

IAIl dramatic rights are reserved by the author
and fhis psay must not be produced witlbont ar
fangtmaut With herl
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
OLD BOAT NOW POWER PLANT
Former Mississippi River Steamer
Seems to Have by No Means Out
lived lts Usefulness.

One of the survivors Of the days
made famous by Mark Twain's Life
on the Mississippi" the steamboat An
drew Paddock, is now serving as a
power plant at New Orleans. Perched
high In the air on stilts, smoke still
belches forth in black masses from its
tall stacks, but the stern wheel that
once churned the murky waters Of the
river Is motionless.
The captain and crew Of the sandy"
as 1t was affectionately termed by the
negro roustabouts, were transferred to
other boats, and the crew now consists
of two f1remen, each of whom is ad-
dressed joculary as captain" The
numerous passing craft invariably
blow their sirens in salute, and old
candy" always replies vigorously from
Its position just beyond the waters
edge.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
s525 IN PRIZES
FOR THE BEST RHYMES

A new contest Is just being started
which will interest every woman ana
girl who reads this paper. Any woman
or girl can enter this Contest-anyone
can winl ALI one has to do is to
write 4-.dne rhyme on DIR. Prices
Phosphate Baking Powder, using only
the words which appear either on the
label Of the DR.. Price can tfront and
back) or on the printed slip which ia
found In each DIR. Price can.
Isn't that easy7 Everyone likes to
make rhymes and here is a chance to
spend a fascinating hour or two writ
ing rhymes on this popular Baking
Powder and perhaps winning sub
stantial prize for your efforts.
50 CASH PRIZES
For the rhyme selected as best q
prize Of 500 will be given; for the
second, third and fourth best rhymes
prizes Of $75, $50 and $25, respective
ly will be given. And besides these
prizes there will be IS prizes Of $5
each for the next 55 best rhymes. With
such long list of prizes as these, 1t
would be pity not to try your hand
ct It'll
Here is a 4-line rhyme as an ex-
ample:
Too teaspoons of this potoder make
Biscuits, mullins, pie or oaks,
The Prices Co., guarantee
Az. Il, l.
As DR.. Prices Phosphate Baking
Powder sells for only Is cents II
OF. can at grocery stores, some
rhymes could play up the remarkable
economy Of this pure and wholesome
baking powder which contains no alum.
All rhymes must be received by
May l, 1922. Only words appearing
either on the label of the DIR. Price
can (front and back) or on the
printed slip contained inside the can
may be used. These words may be
used as often as desired, but no other
words will be allowed. If you haven't
can of DR.. Prices, copy Of the
label and the printed slip will be sent
to you free upon request.
Any woman or girl may enter the
Contest, but only one rhyme from each
person will be considered. In case of
ties, the full amount of the prize will
be given to each tying contestant.
Write plainly on only one side Of a
sheet of paper and be sure to give
your name and address.
Send your rhyme before May LIST to
Price Baking Powder Factory, 1909
Independence Blvd, Chicago, nl.-Ad-
vertisement.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
MOTHER! OPEN
CHlLD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Your little one will love the "fruity"
taste of California Fig Syrup" even If
constipated, bilious, irritable, feverish,
or full of cold. A teaspOonful never
fails to cleanse the liver and bowels.
In few hours you can see for your
self how thoroughly 1t works all the
sour bile, and undigested food out Of
the bowels and you have well, play
full child again.
Millions Of mothers keep california
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu-
Inc California Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children Of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother |!
You must say california" or you may
get an imitation fig syrup.-Advertise-
ment.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Harmless Diversion.

Senator Snortsworthy," said that
eminent statesman's secretary, "Hon.
Jupiter Joblots is waiting without to
pay his respects. He poked me in
the ribs and said he hoped to have
a little fun while in Washington"
S' Lets see" unused the senator. 'Is
Honorable Jupiter listed among my
constituents as theoretical prohibit.
ZIONIST or the 100 per cent VARIETY"
He's 100 per cent"
"That being the case, you'd better
take an hour off. Show him the Wash
lngton monument, the White House and
congress in session. That will be
about all for him, think. "-Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Pressure Of Necessity.

During my college days / went out
one evening with young man friend
and discovered upon my return that I
had forgotten my house key. Not
liking to arouse the sleeping household
we investigated the windows and
found one which would open.
had Just climbed inside when I
heard a mans voice call out: who's
thatT
'It's just Lulu" answered, reas-
suringly.
"Well, who In thunder's Lulu7"
had got into the house next door,
Exchange.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Saved Her TAars

The bore had the fair young thing
on the verge of tears.
at costs good deal more than you
think to become a broad-minded and
intelligent man of the world" he re-
marked.
The young thing saw her oppor-
tunity and took It, II suppose So" she
said, land don't blame you for saw
ing your money"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Preferreh the Sickness.

Bobby was ailing, and the doctor
left medicine most bitter.
His mother coaxed him by saying,
Come, Bobby this will make you well
and then you can go out and play"
Bobby came and tried it. One tiny
taste, wry face, and then he cried,
II want to be sick ~
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Her Credit.

"That's links, the famous million
aire, over there on the left. He's Q
wife-made man."
But understand that his money
came from oil on his farm"
"Ah, yes-but 1t was his wife whO
had finally consented to live on the
farm."-Kansas City Star.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
All Played Out at
Quitting Time?
You Need
TANLAC
The Noble Darling.
The Worli's Greatest Tonic

willie" said the mother, "your
clothes are wet. You have been In
the water again."
Eyes, mother" said Willie, bravely,
II went In to save Charlie Jones'"
"My noble darling" cried his moth
er. did you jump in after him?'
mo, mother" replied Willie, II
jumped in first so as to be there when
he fell In"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Success.

4rhe Sunday school teacher was do
ing his best to inculcate lessons OF
alrruism, and had taken as his exam
pie the case of two little boys, one
of whom was always ready to grab
while the second was willing to share
everything.
Nov, children" he finished impress
svely, (which Of these two boys will
grow up into the successful and re-
spectcd man?"
And as one voice the class an.
Bwered:
1.-THE guy that gifts !'-American IL
zion Weekly.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Feared the Worst.

Camera Mantle director tells me
we're going to film the-landing Of the
pilgrim fathers. What do you suppose
he'll give you?
Curly the Cowboy (gloomily)-I
dunno. But Judging from the fool
parts I've had to play lately, wouldn't
be none surprised If I'd have to be
the gangplank.-Film Fun.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
A g6Iss,
! !! !! q
! Humorous ~
C27s29 I !

A diner at a restaurant called for
his bill.
"Let me see," said the waiter. What
have you had, sir?"
'Three fish," commenced the diner.
Three, sir?" questioned the waiter.
Il only brought you two, think"
mo" replied the customer with a
sad smile. "You brought me two
mackerel and one smelt. "--Tit- Bits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Not In China.

Traveler-The Chinese make 1t an
invariable rule to settle all their debts
New Years day.
Stay-at-Home-Yes, but the Chinese
don't have a Christmas the week be-
fore.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Don't Forget cutlcura Taloum

Don't Forget cutleura Taicum
When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust
Ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes superhuous. You may
rely on 1t because one Of the Cuticura
Trio (SOap, Ointment and Talcum).
25c each everywhere. -Advertisemen
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Modified Brutality.

Hes brutel When she married
him he promised to do everything in
his power to make her happy and now
he spends all his time at the club"
swell, if he's really a brute thar
ought to help some"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Conclusive Proof.

"Do you believe in the survival of
the fittest?" said Miss Cayenne.
Can you ask me-" returned Sena-
tor Sorghum, after all these years
have survived in public life?"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Success-

Typist-There's some one knocking.
Why don't you answer2
Office Boy-If it's the boss I'll get
that raise. He told me this morning
that every knock was a boost.-Way.
side Tales.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
At the Musicale.

Enthusiast-Don't you think the
chiara oscuro was fine?
Nonmusical Guest-To tell the,
truth, liked the chicken salad bet
ter,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

On June 2, 1875, while experiment
ing on his harmonic telegraph, Alexan-
der Graham Bell made the discovery
that led to the construction of the
first telephone.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
That Started Him.

Staylate Cat IL 80 p. m.)-"My mot
to is to live and let live"
Miss Bright (stifling a yawn)-'T
wish 1t was to sleep and let Sleep"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Security.

did you lend that forgetful friend
of ours the book h. asked fort"
"Yes, but l took care 10 borrow his
umbrella the same day."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Mans Salvation.

"Now they are advocating a fixed
pay for married women"
THAT will interest husbands who
hand over their entire salaries"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Inc Truth.

"You can't reason with a woman"
''No, my boy, women are hard to
fool. "-Louisv!!l Courier Journal.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Personal Bias.
''Is gambling wrong?"

IFS gambling wrong?"
"Most certainly And yet" con.
tlnued Senator Sorghum, Il can't help
having warm corner in my affections
for the boys who bet that would be
reelected"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

Aunt Ada's Axioms: Order means
peace for the home, sanity for the
mind, and security for the state.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Appropriate Selection.

Having just finished his sermon on
"Gossip and SANDER" minister in
the suburbs announced the hymn, II
Love to Tell the Story."-Boston
Transcript.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

AS man grows older he swaps his
ideals for ideas.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

There is one compensation for thu
man up q tree-he lives high.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

Don't think for minute that man
wants but little here below.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
1t remains unhappNy true that an
utter optimist can provoke as many
yawns as an utter pessimist.

Gloves often SAVIOR of the spice of
wickedness.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

Beauty may also be llpstick deep.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

Audacity is the stepfather of sue
cess.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Parting.

They met on the bridge at midnight:
They'll never meet again.
For one was cow-eastbound,
The other a west-bound train.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

True saving lies in wise spending.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14
Mary.

The Suburbanite.
"Do you raise poultryT
II won't go so far as to say that.
| do board about so unreliable hens"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-04-14

A CROP OF IVORY
Her mouth was not so very large,
Yet In confidential minute;
She told the dentist that she had
Three well-developed achers In It.