Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-13
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Our beacon of hope this week found in a
little volume entitled 1.-THE Gentle Art of Column
ing" loaned us by Don Fulano The cheering clta-
ton is "All true humor, We insist, Is pased on a
crouch If you are not ill-natured, you cannot be
humorst."
After reading about the murder mysteries In the
daily press bachelor naturally wonders if all lin
gerie is pink.
Opportunity is the only knocker that ever re-
tanned popularity.
For Sale. Team of horses weigh $500 pounds
cow giving mik.-Journal ad.
Which reminds you, of course, that
1.-The kind faced cow does not give ElilK
You have to take it from her.
PRINTED BY REQUEST, WHISPERS AND ALL.
He stood on the bank of a purlng brook,
His nearly reeling;
And now and then he would venture a look
The village bellies were peeling.
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If sounds were ideas, jazz band would know
everything.
Let the price of gasoline go where it may, A. r.
Fillerup lives at snowflake Ariz'
my old man is smart. He invented spaghetti"
where did he get the idea?"
From the noodle"
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Every man is brave when he is sure nothing is
going to happen.
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GUFFAW FOR MIR. QUICKEL.
An Oklahoma town marshal s sao th into e. Wpa
Hudson Super Six laden with booze.
1T FITS IN HERE VERY NICELY.
Sir; | claim no authorship for the following. ]
merely send it to you for whatever you may care
to do with it,
A woodpecker pecks out a good many pecks
OF sawdust when building hut;
He works like niger to make the hole bigger,
And is sore If his cutter won't cut.
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But there's thing that can rightly be said;
The hole excavation has this explanation:
He does it by using his head.
Calls conference to keep college athletes clean.
rs them d. showers out o fix again?"
Dance tonight at Colombo hall for the benefit
of Observation-Disclosures.
Trying to effect the sale Of Red Cross stamps
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EVEN THE SENSIBLE SIX'' is TOO LARGE
FOR SOME FAMILIES.
Sir: The New York American contends that all
skies and the poor have their six twins In the in
terest of the poor, let hope that the auto makers
do not increase the number Of cyl5n yin, n
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Twenty-Five years the same old ranch S. c.
Leghorn chicks $40 per 100.-Journalad.
That ranch should be named De Soto
WE CORRECT
The editor In this column last week relieved
himself of the opinion that laundry could not
have been wrapped, he inferred We said in
clipping from the Estancia News Herald.
His statement proved nothing, except that he
knows nothing about our laundry.
PACK UP, WATSON! OUR WORK HERE
is FINISHED.
The was smashed all to pieces, and the I'M
fortunate driver instantly killed. Just the ex-
act way it happened no one seems to know but in
dications that the freight crossed the crossing
almost at the instant the car tried to cross
Willard Record.
WE'LL TRY 'EM BOTH.
Sir: Why can't call applause, Clapping of
hands, ego palm-ade? If you don't like that one,
try this:
In the summer after supper
When the evenin' chores was DONE
Us kids gathered at the depot
Where we had lot o. fun
Listenin' to the tales o. vaor
OF the men in blue an gray,
When they marched into the battle,
In the thickest of the fray.
Years passed on fore back I wandered
To the village where I'd dwelled
An the children still gath'rin'
To hear tales that each night swelled
Even greater than the last time
When they heard how Dewey's fleet,
Bluffed the Germans at Manila
An brought Spain down to defeat.
Now reckon in the evenin'.
That the kids all come an sit
Lisenin' to tale at dusk time
AS the World War boys tell it.
An the cunnn' little youngsters,
With their eyes a-poppin' out,
Think that they would like to battle
An put enemies to rout.
They don't know the world has sickened
With the Misty an the strife
That war is always bringin'
With its toll of human life
So II we who have been thru II
Cam in some way hush Mars CALL
They will write deed In hist'ry
AS the greatest of them ALL
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IT'S AN ILL WIND, ETC
The proposed increase in taxes to take care of
the bonus bill provides Double the present ten per
cent tax on admissions where the charge exceeds
rs cents"
Now watch the movie ploots stick on an add
tional ten per cent for themselves
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The closing song this morning will be: eve