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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27

hit ones head2 Tell them that, if I could
The Matchmaker, too, desired to be informed
as to the specific purpose of the hat. She
regarded the patient" and she studied the
model
All, bon She would build for Madame
such hat. All chic
The white crinoline frame prepared the
filter arrived with it. She pulled it down
and plnched it here and there A tweak on
this side, to better fit Madame's face. All the
time the filter was regarding her work in the
big mirror--and she found it good. Jecqueline
stood by nodding solemn approval as the rite
went on Yes, Jacqueline agreed, a pinch
there at the back would be good.
An order hat to go out had been left bv
chance in the room. 1t was big and black.
with Paradise to hang over one ear. Jac-
queine and the filter retired to the next room,
to consult-just like the doctor and the trained
nurse. Now, ask you what you would have
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27

[ shudder to-day to recall what it looked like
Yes, Jacqueline certainly did know her BUSH
ness.
would Madame return In two days to try
on the draped frame. Yes?-bon."
Jacqueline accompanied Madame to the
lift frowning in disapproval as Madame
paused now and again to gaze wistfally upon
certain crinoline shapes Jacqueline rang the
bell and told polite and ceremonious goodhy
and stood courteously at attention until the
lift dropped out of sight. They do such things
very we'll in Paris.
The second fitting was out in the big salon,
where the same gay throng was smoking
cigarettes and trying on models and waving
tall hat poles like wands
Women sat before the huge mirrors exam
ming the shapes with an intentness and alb
sorptlon new in my experience of the mere
purchase of a hat For the first time began
to comprehend what was really meant bv
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27

Jacouelne she knew "First 4 thoug
hats--and faces. And
it may as well be ad-
mitted right now that in the end I accepted
the first choice of Jacqueline.
Yes, ordered hat made after that first
model. But not without a struggle. Oh, no!
Why, it was like being cheated out of most of
the thrills.
No fine hats to gloat over; no riot of color.
Nothing to try on. 1t was outrageous-and
so told Jacquelne.
What then, she desired to be informed did
Madame desire. Madame had demanded a
chic hat. Jacqueline knew exactly the kind of
hat Madame required, and the material and
color and everything.
What else could Jacqueline possibly recon-
mend, with Madame's hair?
And to that Jacqueline stuck, like the bow
to the burning deck. Under prodding she did
consent to bring forth few more white shapes
(oh, with the greatest reluctance), putting
them on with an inimitable Latin shrug and
removing them with that French uphill Of the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
PARIS.

W BOUGHT my hat from Jacqueline. In
the sacred exc1usiveness of Place Ven
e. DOME Buying that hat was one of the
things for which I came to Paris.
And next to actually buying hat is to
know how it feels "Everywoman' will bear
me out in that.
Now there's %little something about
Paris hat that makes the heart of woman
Kind the world over go pit-a-pat. What it is
nobody knows. But whatever that 'little
something that the smart milliner puts into
her creation, nobody can quite copy it.
The little milliner around the corner will
make an exact version, loop for loop and curve
for curve. Still, there.w will be little some-
.hing"--
Buying that hat from Jacqueline was an
adventure. 1t was thrilling. 1t was like WIS.,
ting the consulting room of great specialist
TO get prescription to have filed at the reg
istered pharmacy.
Jacqueline was the hat specialist and the
filler of the prescription was the highly quail
flied hat-maker She (the hat-maker) had gone
to school and secured her degree on the "small
time" Paris hat circuit before she was pro-
nounced worthy to practice in Place Ven
dome
First ! thought / was in the wrong place.
The big gray salon gay with the chat
ter of lovely women and smartly turned-out
men escorts and obscuring clouds of cigarette
smoke
But it wasn't reception. For the men
were running about carrying the tall hat poles
and criticizing with exquisite taste the try
ings-on of their women-folk.
There had been prelminaries to the visit
to Jacqueline. To begin, there are three
names in Paris millinery that cause the ini-
tated to catch their breath with ECSTASY. Now,
which of the three was the very "chic-est?u
Expert testimony agreed that Place Ven
dome was, at least as expensive as could be
Wound. Furthermore, the hats there did have
zap air--of certainty.
4 snartly. uniformed attendant took me mn
in the lift that opens directly into the shop
which is not really shop at all, but huge
salon, plain and empty Of furniture. except
for tall mirrors and chairs. The place was
full OF pretty, blaek-gowned girls, as are all
Paris modiste shops One Immediately came
forward to meet me-
4 am looking for Mile. Jacqueline, told
her.
Il am Jacqueline,' she smiled So I told
her | had been recommended by one of her
slients.
The smile grew more radiant How was
dear Madame G. tthe CLIENT? Did YOU
md Madame lovely in her new hat, the one
with the loops on the side? And had seen
Madame in the hat with the paradise? All,
mon Dieu, there was hat for you!
And so Madame, the friend of Madame G.
desired hat. Such hat as Madame should
have. Jacqueline herself would see to it.
Now, If Madame would do Jacqueline the
honor to take this seat. Saying which, JAG
queline softly oozed away, and had my first
opportunity to look around.
Did gaze upon salon filed to overflow
ing with masterpieces of that wonderful sma RI
ness we associate in our minds with Paris
Frankly | did not. There was not hat il
sight. But standing about were numerous tail
wooden hat poles topped with white crinoine
models.
In twinkling Jacqueline was back with
ons. Of the crinoline shapes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27

Now when the good Caliph had read the
legend he peered into the other side of the
amulet and the future was made plain to him
as the Mullah Mur-fee had said and the light
went from his countenance as fadeth the street
lamp when dawn appeareth and the Song of
Will ibn Hearst ended on the 437th line of
Canto 309 and the musicians departed and the
Caliph safe alone in 24-karat silence.
yet even as he safe, came tumult to his
door, and behold! messenger burst in dis
hevelled with haste, and flinging himself be-
fore the good Caliph cried:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
g SlS
re Wy s,.sssss VA
SYsfA n

Brother of the Bonfire, behold the She;k II,
islam armeth for war and sumnoneth thee to
fare forth to the conflict with him. And he
hath prepared a screed calling upon thee to
become the peoples candidate to assume the
place now held wrongly by the Sultan Nathan
the Curious. | present this to thee and urge
IN his name thy acceptance
And the good CaIiph read the screed and
ne opened his mouth to speak, but his eyes fell
on the amulet upon his breast, and while his
mouth remained open nought issued there
from, and the messenger, after gazing long
upon the interior of the good Caliph's counte
nance, withdrew, bewildered, leaving behind
him silence.
Then third time came one into the pres
ence of Hy-lan. saying: 81 come, oh. Father
OF the Photograph, bearing tidings. Behold.
Will lbn Hearst summoneth vast assemblaee
for the fray and he calleth upon thee to iein
hlr1 and promiseth that if thou wilt consent
70 rule over the people he will stife his own
wishes and rule with thee Thou shalt he
Sciar OF this realm he sayeth. and he shan
DC Senator. lie waiteth thy answer"
And the messenger waited and VIII; i'm
Hearst waited and silence brooded over the
CHAMBER of the good Caliph Hy-an of ths
Huddy Countenance, who safe on his throne
with the amulet bearing the sacred words Of
the Mullah Mur-fee upon his breast.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
When the Scribes Were G;ven
No Words to Write

Their at length came the scribes of the
kept press and they shouted divers questions
at the good Caliph concerning the part he
would play in the forthcoming fray between
Will ibn Hearst and Haroun All Smith. And
getting no answer they departed disconsolate.
ine1 silence, unwoated and golden, rested
over the chamber of the good Caliph Hy-lan
OF the Ruddy Counterfance and the ear of
man might detect no sound unless it had been
laid where the amulet of the Mullah Mur-fee
rested on the bosom of the Caliph. Then
might have been heard the hum and buzz of
words tightly compressed in the interior of
Hy-lar and CRYING for utterance from the lips
OF him who safe in the golden silence de-
creed by the sMullah who sitteth communinc
daily witt the infinito and hearkening to the
music Of the spheres.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
the Caphs Bumper Crop of Words Whoe of Its Wther;no

CPEECH, oh We who follow the green ban
ner of Islam, is silver, even as the sage
~ hath said. Yet silence he hath also told
US, howajis and effendis all, is more to
be valued than gold. For words, oh emirs,
pashas and beys, are as the sound of the wind
in the date palms or the clamor of the running
streams. But in silence dwelleth the peace of
the desert and the austerity of the space be-
tween the stars.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
Concerning the Fateful Tidings
Of Haroun Al Smith

Cousin of the Coston Light, I bring thee
tldings. Behold the danger that thou and the
Shelk ul Islam have feared hath come to
pass! For behold the Emir Roos Sc Welt. who
with the Emir Cox led the hosts of Islam in
the massacre of Ell Ection, hath written to
Haroun Al Smith, thy enemy calling upon him
to rise and wrest from Will ibn Hearst the
post for which Will hath nominated himself.
Aye, more than that, Haroun All Smith even
now buckles his armor and girdeth his
scimitar to his thigh and prepareth to sallv
forth to war;
Now as the dawn con1eth over the bo.;zon
and the farmer looking thereon saith: "Gosh,
we're gonna have hot day!" SO grew in
brllllance the countenance of the good Calinb
and wrath smodered in his eyes and he
opened his mouth to speak winged words
Then felt he the weight of the Mullah Mnr-
fees amulet upon his bosom and he looked at
the legend engraved thereon and he gazed at
the future depicted in the reverse and when
he spake he said only
y wonder who the Emir ROOSEVELT ron.
resenteth!"
Then retired he once more into silence and
the messenger departed in wonderment.
And stiffness brooded over the chamber Of
the good Caliph, and on his bosom shone the
amulet OF the Mullah Mur-fee.
Then burst second messenger into the
presence OF the ruler of the city, and he cried
alouds -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27

lone in such a situa-
tion-just the two of
us alone? Tried on
the hat. I'll he hound
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
How the Good Caliph Spake
In Praise of Sheik Hearst


Wherefore gather, oh sons of the Prophet.
and learn through the speech Of the tale teller
of the silence that fell upon the good Caliph
Hy-lan of the Rudy Countenance; of how he
turned from the silver coinage of words to the
gold standard of silence and dwelt for time
in perfect stiffness like unto the quiet that
broodeth about the throne of the Mullah Muir
fee, the chosen of Allah, when he stitch com
muning with the infinite
For it came to pass in the fifth wear Of +ha
Profit that the good Caliph was afflicted with
a bumper crop of words, and the desire to
spend these proftably. Wherefore he snake
early and late, and when his voice failed him
ne wrote letters many and long, and even in
his slumber he murmured. And the burden Of.
his speech and his letters and his murrnurinps
was the glory and wisdom and excellence Of
Will ibn Hearst, the Sheik al Islam.
And men marveled at the flow of language
pouring undated from its fountain head. And
1t came to pass that the cadence Of the Cal;nb,s
words sounded throughout the city and echoed
even in the Great Mosque on the street called
Fourteen, where safe the Mullah Mur.fee
hearkening to the voice Of the infinite and the
endless song of the spheres,
Then at length summoned the MuIIah one Of
ms disciples and spaae to him saying:
Whence cometh this endless flow of tail
that obscureth the voices Of the Hereafter 10
When = ls my wont 70 listen ard rnaksth dis
cord Of the harmony Of the spheres7',
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
The Amulet Of Mur-fee
And It's Message

Inen bowed the messenger of the Mullah
Mur-fee before the good Caliph and he, when
ne had learned from whom came the messen-
ger bowed even lower And the envoy Of the
Mullah presented his gift and recited the words
q Mur-fee accompanying the same. And the
good Caiiph Hy-lan Of the Ruddy Countenance
hang It upon his breast and gazed at the words
craven thereon.
Now the first Of these words was "shut
And the other was "Up.'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-08-27
BY FREDERIC F. VAN de WATER

And the disciple beating his forehead seven
times on the mat before him made answer:
'Vlceroy of Allah it is the Caliph Hy-lan
VINO morning, noon and night singeth like the
bulbul in the almond trees of spring and the
burden OF his song is the virtue of Will ibn
Hearst, the Sheik ul Islam"
Then sighed the Mullah Mur-fee and rose
from his throne and, while the disciple shud
dered and hid his eyes, made magic. summon
ing the past and present and future to work
his will. And djinns and afrtes waited upon
him and did his bidding and when all was
enoed ne mad fashioned an amulet. Then COM
manded he his disciple to rise and gave him
the amulet and spake, saying
Garry this my token to the good Calinh
and give it to him with the charge that he
wear it upon his breast. And call his atten
zion to the words craven upon the diverse
thereof and inform him that when he tho
Caliph, looketh into the reverse Of the amulet
! have fashioned for him, the future will be
made plain to his eyes. Be gone"
And the messenger fastened forth on the
wings of the wind and came to the nal
ace of the good Caliph Hy-lan where amid his
lutte players, and cyn1bal clashers. and aackhut
performers the Caliph himself sang Canto 500
OF the Song of Will ibn Hearst.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-08
FOR BURNING ECZEMA
Apply Zemo, the Antisep-
tic Liquid Easy to Use.

From any druggist for 3Sc. ~
s1.o0 for large size, get a bottle Of
Zemo. When applied as directed 1T
eectively removes Eczema, quickly
stops itching, and heals skin trou-
bles. also Sores, Burns. Wounds and
Chatting. It penetrates, cleanses
soothes. zemo is a clean. depend
able and inexpensive nothing you
have ever used as eective and sat
isfytng ADV
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-08
TOTAL

TOTAL .S10.9S1.49
The debt which the parish has at
the closing of the books as of De-
cember 81, 1921, is the following:
Massachusetts, Mutual Life
Ins. Co. Mortgage. $50. 10000
Harold a. Howard. Chica-
go. Ill. (Mortgage) $500. 100000
Benevolent Priest Associa
tion (Note) ........ 100000
zuzanna Jedinak, (Note).. 10000
Stefan zabracky, (Note).- 10000
TOTAL 100000
Since said time TO date
paid on debt ..... 100000
Debt yet remaining. SIS. 100000
Given at Whiting, Indiana. April
6. 1922.
Rev Benedict NJ Rajcany,
Spiritual Director.
This report made after careful re-
search of this committee of trustees:
Joe Hruskovitch
Joe Tapajna
Joe Chilla
John Kaminsky
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-08

seems to have disposed of the al
legged controversy of the recalcit-
rants
The % year report is as follows:
Distributed Income from the
founding of the parish. April is,
1897. to December 81. 1921:
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-08

TOTAL .........,.s29 2.404 06
Distributed Expense from the
founding of the parish. April IS.
1897. to December 81, 1921:
fAJ1otrent
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
ONLY HALF RIGHT.

The New York Tribune and the New 1ork
Herald both stanch Republican papers, contend that
Senator McCumber was defeated because of his sup
port of the tariff and soldiers bonus bills But
former Governor Frazier who defeated him. was also
very strongly for the bill. Therefore the New
York papers it would could be only half right
in their assumption.
1t is significant tAat the Tribune and the Herald
are opposed to both the tariff and the bonus DIS
and many newspapers as well Others find it easy
to interpret election returns as endorsing their posi-
lions questions issue.
However, there many things happening that
would indicate that the farmers bloc had misinter
preted the views of the people of the West on the
tariff question. The agricultural ant-high tariff
sentiment that caused Plumb Dolliver, Nelson Borah
and other Republican Senators to vote against tarn
increasing measures in the past is evidently not
dead in the farming States
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
CLASS OF SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS
If Your Back Hurts or Blad-
der Bothers You Drink
Lots of Hot Water

When your kidneys hurt and
your back feels sore, don't get scared
and proceed to load your stomach
with lot Of drugs that excite the
kidneys and irritate the entire urinary
tract. Keep your kidneys clean like
you keep your bowels clean, by flush
ing them with mild, harmless salts
which removes the body's urinous
waste and stimulates them to thir
normal activity. The function OF the
kidneys is to filter the blood. In
"a hours they strain from it 500
grains Of acid and waste, so we can
readily understand the vital impor-
lance Of keeping the kidneys active
Drink lots Of water-you can't drink
too much; also get from any phar-
macist about four ounces Of Jad
Salts; take tablespoonful in a glass
Of water before breakfast each
morning for few days and
your kidneys will act fine. This
famous salts is made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithia and has been used
for generations to clean and slim
ulate clogged kidneys; also to neutral
ize the acid in the urine so 1t no
longer is a source of irritation, thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts Is inexpensive; cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lthia water drink which every
one should take now and then to
keep their kidneys clean and active.
Try this, also keep up the water
drinking, and no doubt you will
wonder what became Of your kidney
trouble and backache.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
Everest and Other Mountain Names.
New York Post. }


If the worlds highest mountain named
Everest simply because native name was believed
to exist, and authentic Tibetan name-Chomo
Lun gma-has been discovered the for
accepting the latter fair 1t is being
warmly supported in some English circles Why
should the grandest natural object in the world bear
the of obscure If worthy chief of the Indian
survey? If it Mount Victoria, Mount Well
ington Mount Give there might be better reason
for making change. 1t is similarly proposed to
give back to Mount Cook, the impressive 12,400-foot
monarch OF the New Zealand Alps its original name
of Aorangi though the great navigator better earned
his distinction than did Everest. The opponents OF
a change in the of Mount Everest contend not
only that it has become familiar the world but
also that there is great doubt whether Chomo-Lungma
is applied by the Tibetans to Mount Everest to
some of its giant neighbors, like Makau. One OF
the heaviest arguments against remaining Mount
Ranier-for that remains the official appelaton-
the doubt whether Tacoma actually
the Indian for it.
Rightly conceived it might we'll be contended that
no material monument to great compare
with cloud piercing, eternal peak. The Canadians
did well to mountain after Edith Cavell.
We have for qualification that set of mean
ngless displaced to give the Presiden-
tal range in the White Mountains If the highest
mountain of North America had to bear the name OF
la it is better have it Mount Mckinley than
Mount Logan-for some time the latter thought
the higher But it must be confessed that the modern
age exploration, in America elsewhere has been
deplorably careless about mountain names
1t showed poverty of Imagination name the
highest of peaks after civil service officer. But
what to say of the Vulgarian School of nomen-
clature in Far West? To glorious snow
clad peak gttering in the and learn that it is
Dead Mule Mountain; to look down an awesomc
crest and realize that you standing Mount
Greasewood to glance from Pixies Peak, as one does
upon the serred TANKS of Cow Mountain, Big Bull
Mountain, and SO on-ths is depressing Then there
is the Romantic G otesque School, which had an
immense vogue. Visitors to the Grand Canyon, for
n to ks
pie, Osiris Temple Vishnu Temple, Wotan's Throne,
Jupiter Temple. the Tabernacle, the Tower of Ra,
and sort of Comparative Religions Range
A name like Everest is admirable beside such exam
Piles of idiocy. Happily, mountains, like cities and
streets, have way of giving to the of names
atmosphere and meaning.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
TAX NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the
City Council of the City of Juneau,
Alaska, has fixed the rate of tax
levy for the year 1929 at the
sum of eighteen (18) mills on each
dollar of assessed property, both
real and personal; that the taxes
are now due and will become de-
linquent on October 10, 1922, at
the hour of six O'Clock P. M, and
unless paid prior thereto ten per
cent will be added to the amount
thereof. together with interest at
the rate of eight per cent per an
mum from the date of delinquency
until paid; that the said taxes are
now payable at the City Clerks
office in the City Hail..
Dated at Juneau, Alaska, this
oath day of July, 1922.
A. E. GURR,
adv. City Clerk.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
The Star-Spangled Banner.
New York Tines

Once more they trying 1.-The Star
Spangled Banner from its post of honor as the ma
tional anthem, which it have acquired BY
sort OF squatter's rigrt. But nobody agree on
what is the matter with it. The Tribune SAYS that
the words fatally Objectionable because they
teach hate The WoriG thinks the words are ''o
striking excellence" not stated Mr.
Arthur Brisbane. without expressing opinion
perely observes that nat ona thens are based on
humanitys delight in growing the enemy"
But why worry about the words? The Star
Spangled Banner hardly claim tc be anything
more than our national orchestral selection Nobody
takes the troube 20 remember the words except up-
reconstructed Irishmen, wh will treasure the third
Stanza the national anthem of the Irish Republic
ahg after The irish Free state has suppressed ,e-
5eon and settled Down to work
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28
AN EVENING PRAYER
Furnished BY DR.. W. A.. ALLEN,

Almighty Father to Thee would we consecrate
these earthly days from infancy to age Thee we
would remember in childhood and youth. Thee we
would serve in all relations and activities of middle
age Thee we would teach our children to love and
serve Be Thou our stay and hope when health and
strength shall fail. And when are summoned
hence. do Thou, o Life Of our lives. umine the
mystery Of the invisible world with Thy presence and
love We ask these blessings in the spirit of Jesus
our Lord Amen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28

Last month-nOw, this will sound to you like a
joke. but it actually occurred last month in Wyomn g
an International Convention of Bootleggers was
held in one of the hotels attended by more than 80
members of the profession" The sessions lasted
three days. Calgary Eye Opener)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28

Lloyd Georges enemies failing to get him in any
other way digging into his past record and they
have discovered that he wrote poem upon a
time Looks bad, but the canny Welshman has been
able to prevent the publication the poem thus
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-28

Louisiana State Senator the other day walked
over to the House of Representatives invaded the
Mouse and smashed member thereof the nose
That deprves Tom Watson the legislative SCRAP
ping belt opine.-(Cincnnati Enquirer)