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The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

go. and I sed. But what if all the
gentlemen wood leave like that and
she sed they wood get along because
they wood be me and a few others
left yet. So am off of the female
question for Good and all.
Thursday-Ma's suzzen was here
this morning for a vile and he sure
did tawk. He cuddent tawk about
nothing else than his parents. After
he had went pa sed he was such a
liar he was doubtful is he ever had
any parents he was such liar.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

Another scandal has come to light
back east. A surgeon with large
chenille in ape gland operations ran
short of the glands and has been su-
stituting tom cat glands. A man fix
ed up with tom cat glands can't be
kept home nights.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

MAN to sell and deliver to the
concumer our line of everyday ne
cessities. We furnish all necessary
instructions. Permanent. profitable
employment. Bond required.
GRAND UNION TEA CO, Pueblo.
Colorado. Alta
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

David Crockett twice congressman
and famed as Bear hunter, always
started and ended his political speech
es with big drink of whiskey.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

Fifteen years ago the man who wore
union suit was considered sissy
Now he would be considered some
thing worse if he didn't wear 'em.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15
FOR HIM

Exceptionally complete is our
Christmas showing of Gift Sug-
gestion for Him. Neckwear,
Handkerchiefs, Hosiery, Shirts,
Collar Boxes, Gloves, Comfort
able Slippers, Sweaters, Hats,
Caps---all are here.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

Saturday-Cum out to Uncle Hens
home in the rural country & helped
him feed the pigs and other animals.
He has got a new fountain pen witch
was give to him on his berthday an
University ind he calls it True Love.
When [ asst him why he answered
and replyed Because it never runs
smooth. Time for bed at thirty.
Well this country life. 1 guess
Sunday-Herd a lot of queer noises
las mite Remembered what pa sed
about hideing money when you are
sleeping in a strange place. And TUX
my sixty cents and put it in my
stocking and throwed it over in the
corner kinda careless like. Then
layed awake prit nigh all mite watch
ing the old stocking. Rochfellow and
Ford must have a awe full time git
ting to sleep at mite.
MOnday-Back to town and glad of
the same. Went to a social and herd
a lady sing a song in Soprano and
also in French. Ma was crazy about
it parently and sed she sung like a
bird. Pa sed he wisht he wo cd of
had a shot gun. l CESS he never will
appreciate art like ma does. Or me
! Tuesday-Well we got moved to are
new house FINELY at last and 1 CESS
pa and me will never get to walk on
the flore only in are stocking ft. on
acct. of the way the old flores is fixed
up. Personly I wood ruther live in
the old homested and have personel
| liberty
Wednesday-We I got a xcuse now
for not beying Jane emmy Crismas
| presence after she went & Insulted me
the way she did at the Camp fire
girls dance tonite. A supple fello ws
went home erly and Jane sed Let EN-
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15
STATS 'yD|ARY
By Ross Farquhar

Friday-Are teecher was tawking
about nineteen % being the Centennial
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15
Gifts Galore for Every
Member of the Family
FOR HER

Varied indeed is our Gift Sug-
gestions for Milady. Dainty Silk
Underwear---Gowns, Chemises,
Boomers; Pure Linen Table
cloths and Napkins, in an excel
lent assortmnnt of patterns, and
Melba Toilet Preparations in
complete showing. And then.
too, Novelties Of many kinds
very suitable as gifts.
The Winslow mail., 1922-12-15

of sumthing ruther and
Pug and Blisters was a
havelng a argumlnt
about wether basket
ball or futball was the
fullest to a mans ed
ucation and suddenly
she turned to Pug and
she says. What is a
Centennial. Pug was
caught off his gard as
they say in Sporting
Cirkles and ect and he
scratched his ear a
mint and then up &
sed. A Centennial is a
wirm with about a 1000
legs commonly called a
1000 legged wirm. Well
we all had a laff at
~
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

or otherwise. cots and simple furnishings for
this purpose Also there must be amusement
and perhaps instruction.
Nor is this all. The Germans have lust sub
mitted statement which shows that over and
above the bills for wages, food and ordinary
equipment they have gone into the furnishing
business quite extensively on behalf of the arm
les of occupation. Thsy have furnished 400
parlors, 1900 sitting rooms. 5000 dining rooms.
10000 bedrooms and 1900 kitchens, all between
the fall of 1921 and last summer.
This furniture went into castles and other
dwellings used by the armies of occupation
who spread over 207 communities compared
with SO garrisoned by the Germans before the
war.
The joke in all this is that these bills. some
of them continuing bills-for wages and food
food-arc prior claim against Germany, and
the money is consumed, so to speak, on the spot
1t goes neither to rebuild the destruction of war
nor to rehab.liate national finances. It buys
nothing useful whatever. And as some of the
claims are not being paid by Germany it is con-
ceivable that the day will come when stable
occupation" bill will obstruct Indefinitely the
reparations bill.
1t would seem that those who so desper-
ately debate the problem how TO make Germany
pay might help towards solution by examining
how to reduce armies of occupation that eat UP
the available supplies.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

cities Of all parts Of the world by
Lawrence V. Sheridan, secretary to
the commission.
The following letter came from
Dr.. Usaburi Takahashi, director Of
the japanese Landscape Associa-
ton:
Dear Sir:
How DO you do? I am glad
TO have an opportunity to write to
you / have been there to study the
city planning OF the cities In the
United States. But 1 am very sorry
that had not the time to visit the
incest city IN the world-Tndian-
apolis- But I can't help to know
about the city planning about your
city. Would you kindly send me-
the pamphlets which describes
about the city planning OF your
city. you have? am now on board
10 Japan, and I will be at my homc
on the 18th inst. So I have put my
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
TRUSTING UNCLE SAM

Europe can thank the United States for the
changed attitude of Turkey and the dissolution
of that threatening partnership between Angora
and Soviet Russia.
Four weeks ago the Turkish delegates came
to Lausanne, with stubbornness in their hearts
and a wholly logical suspicion in their minds.
The European allies came with desperation
born of necessity and an inquietude due to the
slenderness of their own unanimity. It was
not a promising conference. Then came the
statement by Richard Washburn Child on be-
half of the government at Washington.
That was the turning point of the confer
ence. although it took little time for the Old
World to back up and strike new direction.
The American statement was palpably honest.
just and disinterested. Clearly it was the acid
test. and someone among the European powers
was shrewd enough to perceive the exact i'm
portance involved in it. and the high degree of
attention it received from the Turks. One
thing impressing Europe was the fact that when
soviet leaders attempted to belttle the state
ment, the supposed Turkish allies remained un-
moved, and with their attention fixed on the
American position.
Acceptance in principle" by the European
powers was the sane and obvious move for Eur
ope, with the two-fold effect of fuling the sus-
picions of the Turks and enhancing the moral
authority of the United States. So long as the
American representatives dominate the situa-
Turks are inclined to trust Europe that conf
dence is based solely in the belief that what
Europe pledges before Americas face it never
will dare to repudiate behind Americas back
What was lacking at the conference table was
confidence on either side The United States
supplied it. not by pharisaical virtue. but by
laying down cardinal formula of justice.
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NOTICE 10 SUBSCRIBERS;
TO STATE LINE AND THE
CITY LIMITS

Why stop everything at Eighty-third street
or even farther north7 Isn't South Chicago en-
titled to boulevards as much as the territory n
the north7 Here we are at the gateway of the
city and state and we find it impossible to keep
cur main highways in shape, because every man
ner OF vehicle can use our streets. we do not
wish to shut off the growing truck business or
any kind OF traffic. but the boulevard has an
important function to perform in that its use is
denied to the heavy road running trucks and
vehicles.
The problem of good roads down here will
never be solved until we secure the extension of
the boulevard system to the state line and to
the city limits. People want to get through
this town, and they want to enter Chicago via
the South Chicago gateway.
Our traffic. which has been very heavy for
years. is getting heavier every year, and the
only way that we can hope to bring about regu-
lation and system is through the establishment
OF boulevard down in his part of Chicago.
The question of good roads and boulevards
is becoming more urgent every year. The South
Park Board will have a great deal to do on
this subject. and it would be we'll for our COM
nunity to see to it that it keeps its representa-
ton among the members of that body Mr. AL
bert Mohr, our local representative on the South
Park Board, is pledged to the program of sec
curing boulevard extension to the state line and
the city limits on the south. He should be CIV
en- an opportunity to make good on this pro-
gram.-The South Chicago Daily Calumet
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

FINISHED.
yield me to gentle melancholy,
That many Of ths sweeo.t knda Of folly
That have .sss.s :s ns ns s ss s.s fsa
And woodland that may walk
r.. s s.5' ,s ri sJs as s. s Z ys.
sass. ps: . . nc no s longing n. s'~
But oh. those sweet and silly peccadlloes
49, That are impossible to ripper years!
The garruous intoxication
- The sins that now have not the taste Of sin
me s ne s that reused Ss my sSulsaa0n
Even the crimes have committed
Attract when / tell myself the truth;
The dark, wild horses Of rebeious youth
I've covered in a noisome cell with feons,
Not knowing what the morrow held in store
That shame Incurred for stealing watermelons
Aiackaday, I'll
Ted Robinson.
am becoming better easily
themselves to this new idea.
Babe Ruth haa retired public for the
getting n shape live his reputation Babe
apparently got the proper angle on himself at last
WISDOM OF GOTHAM.
Professor Haynan Yafe Suicide Gas-Was Ill Without
Funds.-New York Evening Mail headline.
Excel II that Of little import,
Indite ridiculous book
Or gladden. the fans in commerciaized sport
The psP:fs poster will broadcast your nam.
And Che crowds will come hocking to pay
But you persist In deserving real fame
God help you you'll fall by the
Better shine a in einerna show,
Or prove to the mob fight
me Y glaa IA hand viii greet you wherever you go
So take this advice, whosoever you be:
IL you're and desire
DG Gss: s d for o sa s :' Z he ss s. d's'
James Lawl0r
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
ARMIES MUST EAT

Phrases are easy for the tongue; an army
OF occupation sounds like simple gesture. One
nation owes another nation: an army of occupa-
ton camps on the debtors territory until the
bill is paid. Tha looks plain and simple enough.
Yet there is another side to the idea. Sold
iers want TO be paid. Even 10000 men absorb
quite little capital in wages. as any one can
discover who cares to try supporting 10000 tor
a year. Multiply that many times over and
you have one considerable item. Then they
must eat, over and above their wages It is
surprising the amount of food 10000 persons
can put away in single day; it is not necessary
to experiment with this, just watch the commits
sariat of circus some time. Then. also, they
must sleep. and it takes number of roofs. tent
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
TIE :s:Passing
II ;!.::!

As far al efficiency goes
ITO man can have . swell head
AND increase In
EFFICIENCY at the same time.
THE revival song 'Bri ghten the
Corner
WHERE You Are" doesn't make
MUCH OF hit with the
F7soPLE who have corners that
THEY try TO keep as dark
AS possible
S1sExNa .sn't always believing,
FOE we see certain
PEOPLE every day
PEOPLE every day
THE only kind OF an obstructionist
WE like is the tStend
WHO can put a good
THING IN our way.
PUBLIC service commissions
ARE created for the purpose
or making the operations
PERFORMED on the public
as painless as possible.
Afg1o moonshine continues to
Pur more OF them down
rKlAH sunshine ever did.
AND when you think It over
SOMEBODY must always
he putting Joy in life
on they would not be so much
FoIs other people to take out
WE believe the peak OF poverty
Is attained by the
UNFoRTuNATEs who find our
BRILLIANTLY seated cast-off
PANTS acceptable.
TIE country probably has never
HEARD Charlie Dawes at HIS best as
he
HAS never given his opionion of
chilblains.
THERE are people who move
nv good society.
BUT IL is because nobody
WILL receive them and
THEY have to keep moving.
THERE Ia less than . cents
WORTH of wheat In the 10 cent
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
Is Your Heart
Misfiring?

Does it paipitate. fluttel, throb or
skip beat now and then? Are you
troubled with shooting pains in the
heart region, shortness Of breath
numbness in the limbs or other dis
tress after eating?
Perhaps it isn't your heart that's
at fault, but merely gas in the sto-
mach pressing against the heart and
interfering with It's action. Get rid
Of this gas by taking Baalmann's
Gas Tablets and you should secure
immediate relief from all disagree
able symptoms.
Baalmann's Gas Tablets are COM
pounded especially for the relief and
prevention of gas in the stomach and
bowels. They go direct to the source
OF the trouble and help to correct It,
Genuine Baalmann's Gas Tablets
come in yellow package-price one
dollar. Get supply today from
Weis Drug Co. J. Baalmann. Che
mist. San Francisco.-adv
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
JAP APPROVES OF
INDIANAPOLIS CITY
PLANNING SYSTEM

INTERNATIONAL NEWS sERWcEl
INDIANAPOLIS. Dec.-Since this
city has adopted the report OF its
plan commission calling for many
fundamental changes in its natural
growth and development, inquiries
lave been received from oricisls in
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

The Gary council last night
introduced an ordinance to re-
Quire street ears 10 stop on the
near SIDE OF street crossings.
All Burmese gtrls wear ear plugs
They can not enter society without
hem.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

LOAF OF bread 6" the
REST must be dough.
ABOUT the time a man feels as IL he
WOULD have enough money saved
SOON to buy q new nscktis
ALONG Gomez q notice that his
L1Tz insurance premium Is due
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

August aiiderbradt has pur-
chased the house recently COM
pleted by John 3. Peterson on
South Street, Crown Point.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

CORONER'S records seem to indicate that
while the beverage nowadays is rarely aged in
the wood, the customer is exceedingly likely
to be-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

Lack Of funds and a desire to
come TO America caused Ii.
Klinghemann. forty-one. Bremen,
Germany, former stewardess On
the Hamburg American line ships,
to stowaway in the hold of the S. S.
Pittsburgh. She was discovered
when six days out and taken to
the :nfirmary Of the ship in a weak
ened condition.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
" YEARS
nr AGO

Rev. L Cody Marsh. former
rector OF tho Gary Episcopal
Church has received a call to
Iceland. Nd. and has accepted.
Walter. three-year-old son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Kegisch
OF RobertsdAie was severely
burned when q small stove, near
which he was sitting, overturn-
cd on him
Whiting schools Will have
only one week vacation this
Christmas instead of two as
usual.
Judge wfidermuth has petI-
toned the Gary Council TO ap-
point \ court clerk. As Gary is
q fourth class city the law does
not provide for a clerk, yet the
court is doing ten times the
business Of Hammond. a third
class city.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

address IN this envelope. hoping
your health. Yours truly,
'r-eAPrrl9r TAEAHAcHI
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

Gust and Jim Bereolos and
Christ Drapanis Of Hammond.
have purchased q stx-acre farm
in the Cay Hammond division
)of Ridge Road. paying the fancy
price OF $1,000.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19
The Times Newspapers

. FOREL0N ADVERTISING REPRESENTATION,
- ~~~Sf>@e FAxN& CO. .CH4CAG0
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-12-19

Sergeant John weifenbach Of
East Chicago police captured
Raymond Rogers former driver
for the American Express Co..
and returned 20 the First Ma
tionsl Bank $4,000 he had
stolen from a package destined
for the bank. The money was
found within four minutes OF
the time the loss was reported.
After January first Roberts
dale people will get their mail
through the whiting postoffice
instead of Hammond. according
to an announcement from the
postal department today.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-30
Barge Men to Strike;
Wages Are Not Raised
WaIk-Out of 1000 by Novenl'
ber Is Awaits Conference
With Coal Merchants

Union leaders predicted last night,
after meeting of tide water boat
captains at the headquarters of the
international Longshoremen's Associ-
alton. 1874 Eleventh Avenue, that 1000
shippers of coal and grain barges and
other. harbor craft would go on strike
before the middle of November unless
their demands for more pay were
granted.
Their pay at present ranges from $65
to 500 month, it is said. They are
demanding Si10, with bonus of S1.50
for work on Sundays and holidays and
at night. Six concerns, it was said,
already have granted increases of from
$40 to SIS a month. A committee was
appointed to confer with representa-
tiyes fthe Coal Merchants Associa-
ton ma final effort oreach an agree
ment.
Many of those at the meeting shout
ed for strike which would become
effective November 1, and it was with
some difficulty that they were persuad.
ed to wait until after November s
when the conference with the repre-
sentatives of the Coal Merchants As.
sociation is to take place. That is the
only employers organization, it is said
which has consented to treat with the
New-York tribune., 1922-10-30
Smith andNIiller
Storm City in
Final Roundup
Candidates, Back From
State Circuit, Confident
Of Victory in Starting
Drive on Vo.ers Here
Tammany Dons Its Armor
Seeks to Watt Democrats TO
Triumph onWave of Red
Fire and Rlare 6 Bands

Governor Nathan L. Miller and his
opponent, Alfred r. Smith, are in this
city to-day prepared for the final effort
of the campaign, which Is to be made
here. Both will devote the entire week
to New York City.
Both expressed confidence Of success
last night. Both spoke of the enthusi-
asm which had greeted them in their
tours upstate. Both prophesied that
the cause Of good government could
not fail with the voters so alert and
intelligent.
1--WE have opposed a record Of per-
formance against excuses for non-per-
formancc," said Governor Miller;
"promises of further performance
against a confession of inability to
perform unless the constitution is
changed, as cannot be done within the
next term OF the Governor to be
elected; facts against assertions; ap-
peals to reason and intelligence against
appeals to prejudice and ignorance.
People Thinking, Says Miller
"The people ar linking. They will
not be caught by ,lse issues or false
promises, by promises that cannot be
kept or are not intended to be kept.
A few of the unthinking may be mis-
led, but the thinking resent such in
suits to their intelligence. The think
ing are going to control. There is no
doubt of the result"
Governor Miller will open his final
assault upon the enemy's stronghold
here with speech this evening at
Public School 115 at 177th Street and
ST. Nicholas Avenue.
Former Governor Smith left no doubt
in his statement that it was going to be
a lively contest.
From platforms throughout the
Of the claims Of accomplishments sci
forth by Governor Miller. Further
than that, have asked him questions
that the electorate of the state have
reason to believe he should answer.
Whether he refrained therefrom be.
cause of embarrassment or as mat
ter of political expediencey I do not
venture to suggest. The fact never
theless remains that they are unan
swered, and SO far as the electorate i.
concerned his position is unknown"
Women Vote Vital Factor
Mr.. Smith said he thought it was
due to the interest Of the women vot
ers in the campaign that voters this
5 ear were "on the alert to understand
the difference between promise and per.
formance."
Governor Smith has the cordial back.
ing of Tamnaany Hall in his efforts tc
make the city campaign one Of the hot
test in years. Tammany is going inte
the fight with gusto, and has ISSUED
orders to bring out brass bands, rec
fire and torches without stint, to make
every Tammany meeting blaring
sizzling, scintillant advertisement o,
Tamnany's determination to win.
| Contractors and others who hav,
pronted by the grace of Tammany have
been enlisted for the final effort. il
is said, and instructed to pay theil
tithes in the form of election bets
No Miller money must go uncovered
the Tammany edict is said to be, ant
the odds must be beaten down daily
| from now to Election Day.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-30
speotar Dispatch to Ths Tribun.


KANSAS CITY, Oct. 29.--Richard J.
Hopkins, Attorney General of this
state, to-day has instructions to in
stitute immediate action to expel
every official of the Ku-Klux Klan
from the State of Kansas. The in
structions come from Governor Henry
j. Allen, who made public announce
ment of them in speech last night.
The Governor also denounced the
klan in unstinted terms at the Jeffer-
son Theater. in Cotfeyille, when he
appeared before one of the largest
audiences ever assembled in that town.
Excitement rose to high pitch, and
in the midst of his structures against
the klan as secret order operating
without first obeying the laws by seek
of State, as other fraternal and social
organizations have done, about fifty
members of the audience left the the
ater in protest.
The Governor paused long enough
to inform them that il they were
members of the khan they had better
be on their way, as the Attorney Cen
eral of Kansas was on the lookout for
them and soon would be on their trail.
He said:
"We confront in Kansas an aston
ishing development of prejudice, racial
and religious.
st is seeking to establish the un-
American idea that we can improve
the conditions in the state by turning
the rights of government over to a
New-York tribune., 1922-10-30
Salyationists, Back on Broadway
Job, Pray for Souls of Police

of the department present was Patrol
man Maher, of hte West Forty eventh
Street Station. He was profoundly
perturbed by the situation. By 10
o'clock the crowd was SO large that
Forty-sixth Street, near Broadway,
choked Patrolman Maher telephoned
to the police station for instructions.
The lieutenant OH the desk said he
would get instructions from headquar-
tiers. He began telephone search for
Commissioner Enright. The search
was unsuccessful, but the lieutenant
managed at last to reach Fourth Depu-
ty Police Commissioner John Cray.
Deputy Police Commissioner Cray
hastened to the scene in an automo-
bile. He had spirited but low-voiced
conference with Captain Jones, as a re-
suit of which the meeting proceeded
without the music. Deprived of the
band, the meeting languished. The au-
dience fell away in lunches and pres
emily Forty-sixth Street was again open
to traffic
Standing police orders forbid such
meetings between Forty-second and
Fifty-ninth streets and Fifth and
Eighth afsnues.