The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25
By ARTHUR BRISBANE


Now will come a howl from the an
i-viviseetionists and all friends of
dumb brutes.
And as for William Jennings Bry-
an, there is no knowing what he will
say about the Paris Pasteur institute
establishing monkey reservation
in the heart of Africa to raise chin
panzees for scientific experiment.
Certain human diseases can be
planted in no animal body except our
own or that of our little chimpanzee
brother. notice that hideous fact. Mr..
Bryan. When the natives catch
young chimpanzees they kill its
father and mother and those pri-
mates are dying out. The Paris Pas
teur institute will breed them ON q
big scale TO enrich science.
That announcement will shock gen.
tlemsn owning millions that are
nothing but gigantic preserves in
which human beings are especially
bred to be used by dividend makers
as the chimpanzees will be used by
the Pasteur institute.
The chimpanxee mother hates to
think that her child will go to DR..
voroneff to have his little glands
sold to q Chicago millionaire. That
ohimpanzee mother can sympathize
with American mothers who have
sent their children to the mills be-
fore daylight, The little chimpanzee
difference.
One thing seems quite sure. Henry
Ford means TO run President next
time ON the democratic ticket. When
asked about It he says; That is on
shs lap Of the gods" With Ford run
ming. with his $4,000 agents in every
town ready. with his $ls0,ooo,oo0
year also ready to do whatever
money can do, you will see some ac-
tivity among Wall street gentlemen.
With their lanterns out. they will be
earnestly hunting for something that
looks like radical but hasn't any
teeth.
II they put up that kind of radf-
cal and X Mr.. Fords managers have
the intelligence OF microceohalic
prairie dog FORD Will be elected ana
try to hand Wall street something
Toned money.
Fine for the British empire and for
common sense government in Europe,
IL Lloyd George should be elected
back to power. And 1t looks now as
though he might be, In spite Of the
average dull longing for change.
For Engiishmen, just now, the best
possible thing might be Lloyd George;
out OF power. For out Of power the
world would see Lloyd George as the
out and out radical that he Is not as
hitherto. compromising. conceding'
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with British labor.
H @. Wells In England said the
other day; England needs 4 man
like w. R Hearst to stir up the peo-
pie and make them think"
Such man England will have In
Lloyd George when the load Of offi.e
10 taken off his back. Every nation
dition. or OF aristocratic or financial
power.
George Harlow. finding his wife. 10
years old. with another man, beat her
to death with a club. A California
jury says Unsuitable homicide" :.
young woman with a sad face and
very young baby. went to her hus-
bands office, killed him and his ste
bring her baby into court with her.
That settles that case. probably.
When the Jury secs the baby it will
say mot guilty"
All this may seem too milo too
% nonor of Of ,saloa.,. But la~. a' and aa
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