The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-19
THE florida PRESS

After ALL fitting that that London butcher
should fall heir to the throne of Monte Carlo Monaco)
Stakes have been the chief product Of Monte Carlo for
many moons.-Jacksonvile Journal.
Some people use perfect English and others use
language everybody Observation-Disclosures News.
Murder will viii the murderer if she's
good looking husband killer-Dothan Eagle.
The Ford campaign battle-cry: Ford and bumper
crop"-Cincinnati Times-Star..
Many a 1ove-sick swain has said he would go to tho
ends for her and yet walked home because
he didn't have carfare.- st. Petersburg Times
with everybody denying responsibility rail-
road strike imagine that must bians it all TN the
fIapper-Ashevi1e Times
It has been said the constitution follows the flag
hut the Shipping doesn't believe that the amend
Iersburg Times
President Harding in Columbus speeeh suggested
tina. good Republicans ought to wea= paoses. Inc
idea should be discouraged. There too meny men
now wearing badges who ought to be wearing stripes
Jacksonville Journal
Mules are said to be cheaper they been in
MANY years The second hand automobile mas all the
Stubborn vices of Missouri mule and costs lot less
money.-Lincon Star
railroad purchasing agent writes: can oak railroad
tie lasts 90 years takes 20 to grow an caK
suitable for ties Observe how 1ney
baiance however when we fail to plant for
one cut down. children to have the WISDOM
of conserving the forests"-Miami Metropolis.
Still, the chap who said skirts were coming down hit
1t about well as the CHAP VINO salo priceS
lanta Constitution
President Harding his home folks that he would
welcome the day when he to live with them
Terbans he will have experience that Taft did,
said that he retired from the presioency WIN
and hearty approval of the American peopie*-Naialn
Herald
The Tampa Tribune insinuates that Fordney needed
the nightie he exhibited the other day 1t
says "stn perhaps cannot blame Joe Fordney for
going matter OF $50 nisntgo"hs MT Forohey Is
about to retire."-Ocala Star.
The Times-Union says summer dresses are next to
nothing Goodness gracious, where eyes?-Mac-
clenny Standard
A paragrapher insinuates that girls who roll down
their stockings to parade streets hardly roll
up their sleeves to help with the family wash-chatta
nooga News.
Under the caption "oh. Ye of Little Faith" Thorn
in the Kssimmee Valley Gazette opnes that the
who advertising upon the plea that "bus-
ness brisk" must be close relative Of the
grower refuses ferze his grove because
it isn't fruting very weI1"-Miami Metropolis.
In Russia it is said price of shave should fill
a handbag And so would the whiskers
Americans who once were holly in favor OF Rus
sian system are beginning content with little less
brotherhood and a few square meals-Palatka
News.
Another proof that money brings pleasure is the
Rockefeller party being marooned in July among
drifts!-Tarnpa Tribune.
time he tells you he would go to the end
of the you, him produce his fare-St.
Augustine Record.
Now the ladies are big factor in politics
I'VE suggest that candidates themselves with
rouge. lip sticks powder and powder puffs eyebrow
brushes and pencils, and vanity They will get
votes in Northumberland Sentinel.
/ Mark Twains remark that everybody talks about
the weather but nobody anything about it. not
apply the invention Of the electric fan.-Adiani
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