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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
UE METoDo MARAv1LLoso

NEW YORK, marco Ell DR.. octa-
VIC Felix Pedroso, joven cieniifco bra
sileno, lego aver esta ciudad para
demostrsr su m6todo de irrigaci6n de
Ia sangre, en- virtud del cual puede
convertir un hombre de piel negra en-
piel blanca, asi como aumentar IL vida
en- mas de setenta amos. Ell citado DR..
irforma cue ha hecho sus experlmentos
con ratas negras con magn5feos resul-
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UN AEMA TERRIBLE

WASHINGTON, marco El almi-
rante w. A. Moffet, dc la marina anne
ricana, h, manifestado que cen los Ill
limos experimentos verifcados con los
aerop,anos lanza-bombas, sera muy di-
ficil cualquier escuadra eneEliga ata-
car Estados Unidoa a cien niIlas de
d.Gtanci& &c Ia costa americana
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
TExIDoR & DE LA IIABA
ABOGADoS Y NoTARIoS
ATTORNEYS

San Juan, P. R., diciembre 20, 1921.
sr. Don. G. E. Wyman,
p. o. Box 699,
San Juan, P. r.
Mi distinguido amigo -
Recibi su carta en- la que me comu-
MICA haber llegado las aguas de Sara
toga Geyser de las que me reserva una
caja
Es para mi motive de gran sstisfac-
ci6n el poder contar con esas aguas en-
Puerto Rico. Fui a Saratoga realmente
enfermo de una dyspepsia que resistia
q todo tratamiento. Sail de Saratoga
mejoradisimo y he seguido tomando las
aguas con un exito sorprendente.
He visitado muchos establecimien-
tos de aguas ninerales en- Europa; qui-
"a 10 mejor de Europa. Pero jamas he
encontrado aguas como las de Saratoga.
Son, segdn mi entender, 120 manantia-
les distintos, cual de ellos mejor
Pero en- 10 que Sc refere al est0mago e
intestinos, no hay NADIA que iguale 81
quiera a las aguas de Saratoga de los
1nanantiales Hathorn Ntimero g (catar-
ticas), Coesa, y Geyser como la mejor
aqua de mesa y digestiva, en- el mundo
entero.
No gano con este testimonio otra
cosa que ell placer de divulgar TN POGO
mas esas esp1endidas aguas.
Suyo affmo amigo,
(Firmadol Jacinto TEXTDCR
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AYUDE A Los NINos PoBREs

tAh necesArlo 0da "a caua muEll-
apio de esta isl& SO organize le 90
,euaI nlanrrcplca Ai Aapato de
Us Mics Pobres Esta sociedad
acne trabaJaudo deGde haee va
1os snos en- San Juan, con tsnto
e1ito cue pOdemos asegurar que
t'd0s los uTios pobres que asisten
= ina eScuelas van debidamenta cal
GAGGa.
No sc nsceslta hacer sacriicios,
sceptSnoa cuslquier donativo por
jnsigniicanta cue sea. M&ndelO
hoy mismo Al usted desea, 4 IL
asEora, doii2
MARIA T. DE NSUA2EZ,
= q. Box 11z3. Fan Juan. Advt
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REABEL NoRMAND

LOS ANGELES, Cal Mabel Nor
maEd, la estrela Gel cine que Sc ha
nombrado tanto EN- relaci6n cen el ase-
siIato del director dc peliculas Taylor,
Sc encuentra erfernz5, de cuidado y con
fuerte tos. Desde el dla siguiente del
'osos;nsto ha estado enferna y el esta-
do nervioso de la misma ha aumentado
su malestar.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
Ell BONO DEL soLDApo

WASHINGTON, Ea-zo.- El sena-
6or Watson al defender ell bcrc para
les soldados, dijo que Washington ha-
MA recibido I'm bono junto con les de-
mas que sirvieron durante la guerra
revolucionaria y que no por ESQ, Sc
habla deshonrado. Tengase presente que
washington termin6 Ia guerra sin un
arunazo, adadi6.
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FL F'LEVIATHA1J'' sERA
UNA MARAVILLA

WASHINGTON, Marco El hermo
50 mas grande trasatlantico del nun
90 LEv1ATHAN, que esta siendo re-
parade, contara entire sus innovaciones
TN ap3rato de tel6fono sin h3los en-
cada camarote, de modo que cualquier
ra8ajero pueda comunicarse con sus ia
E4iliares y amigos de ambos lados del
tlantico medida que viaja.
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MADRE E 111JA PEEsAs

NEW YORK, marco La policia,
per medic de mandemientos, penotr6 en-
una casa, nevandose a la madre g hija,
duefas del edifcio, por no haber da-
dc ell sufciente ca1or los apartamen-
tes duralste ell tempo prescrito por las
autor;dades La policia no Gniso adj
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
UNA GRAN BAJA DE PREc1os

NEW YORK, Marco Durante la
segund2 semana del mes actual, los ar
t4culos alimenticios han sufrido una
gran baja en- esta ciudad. Los huevos
mejor calidad han llegado = coti-
zarss 25 centavos la docena, en- las
diferentes parties de la ciudad.
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Interesantes informaciiones de
la Drensa americana

mitir fianz9, nj nadores, hasta que el
asunto sea Ievado ante Ell juez CORES
Pondiente.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25

tados y que Ell nlismo proceso paede SCI
aplicado a los seres humanos.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
ACADEMIES DE AUTOMOBILES

NEW YORK, marzo.- Las estadis-
ticas de esta ciudad indican quo 1881
personas fallecieron ell afio pasado a con
secuencia de academies ocurridos en- las
GALES. De este numero 4O2 eraa nifos
memories de trece ados.
Las estadisticas tambi6n demuestran
que los suicides Y homicidios excedie
ron las muertes mencionadas en- nd-
nero de Sc personals mas. Los autom6
viles de paseo costaron 531 mIertes, los
autom6viles comerclales 256 Lluertos.
Las 168 muertes restantes Sc dividen
entire academies de carros, cabalIOs, tre
nes subterraneos y elevados, etc.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-03-25
Ell CoMERoIo DIsM1NUyg

: WASHINGTON, marco e. comer
cio de Estados Unidos, de importation
y exportaci6n Europa Y srr America,
ha disminuido durante Ell mes Ge enero
eu comparaci6n cen las cifras que arrc
jan las establishes en- igual mes de
1921. Las exportaciones a Europa lie
garon la cantidad de $148, ,939, ,246
contra 1926, ZIG. .6S7 en- enero de 1921.
Las exportaciones a Sur America He
Fron la eantidad de SIS. .063.G69 en- el
mes de enero del oresente afo Contra
S81,430,29 en- enero del ano pasado. Ell
cstado actual del mercado, asi como
las condolences fnancieras del mundo,
sen las causas de esta baja. kIgunos
consideran que la baja no es tar mar
cads,. 81 Sc tiene en- consideration que
nluchos art5culos estan cast la mitad
de precio de como Sc cotizaban "A 1921.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29

We are going ont there TO min. and
Should nee fail tce miH hare no aiibis to
offer The team is in frst-ciass condition
md every man is keyed to the highest
pitch or The trGy. We hare been working
hard and We think il Missouri eper had
chance 10 gin we hare good one this
year. The shOWing of the team in the
smin- column this year hds not been SO
outstanding bm zee hare team that Wilt
rompme nith any team Missouri has eper
had. We eoH't predict rictory but We
certainly do n@ concede defea.-Henry
Csrrify, coach.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29

the Army team early in the season and
held them to a very low score will start
the game against the Tigers. This team
with the exception Of three or four men,
has played in a majority of the games
this season and made a credirable show
ing.
Thai they defeated Oklahoma through
the aerial route to the tune Of 1913 wiIl
1hss:s 20 h6 fsess s;ises herc. Grnnn and
Black. last year letter men. are on the
wing positions and viii be dangerous
characters for the Missouri defense. They
are sure TO ge; in the fracas.
Coach Potsy Clark, according to stale
ments coming from the camp, has notn-
ing but an optimistic feeling and he
made known the fact that though the
Kansans have had bad season they are
ready to start the game and feel conf
dent of showing that will surprise the
Missouri supporters. The team. it is
said, expects victory, and over-conh-
dence which has not affected them as
yet is slightly IN evidence.
According to an alumnus and football
player of the early days, the Kansans
will not be affected with over-confidence
when they come on the field and get a
glance at the ever-fglaing Tigers.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
'.JAYHAWKERS
LEAD TIGERS.
BY 8 GAMES
In 80 Years of Football the
Kansas Aggregation Has
Won IL Battles and
Has Lost 9.
X. U. WINS 6 STRAIGHT
Contest Postponed in 1918 Be
Cause of Flu Epidemic
Bengals Receive 9
Goose Eggs.

In thirty years of football between
Missouri and Kansas University teams,
the Jayhawks have triumphed seventeen
times, the Tigers nine times, and four
games have been tied.
The first exchange Of punts between
ihe Two elevens was in 1891. With the
exception of one year, the two teams
have met in the most important game of
the year since that date. The exception
was in 1913 when the game had to be
postponed because Of the influenza cpl
demic.
Missouri ho been unable to defeat
Kansas teams in three successive years,
while X. U. has held the whip over the
Tigers for six straight years. and by do
fling so they have accomplished more than
any other team in the Missouri Valley
Conference.
The Tigers have been whiiewashed
nine times by the Jayhawks and have
been able to hand the goose egg TO. Kan
sas three times.
So, all in all, Kansas holds decided
edge over the Tigers, which the latter
have been attempting 10 even up since
1909. Following are the scores Of the
two teams:
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
JUNGLEJANES HERE TO STAY
Razzer Sisters Are Intensifying
Tiger School Spirit.

The Junglejanes, sister organization
Of the Razzers are becoming an integral
part of the fabric of University spirit.
The Missouri Tigers seem to have gained
from them an added incentive to sharpen
their claws and prepare for combat The
organization of twenty-five girls is pro
ducing greater amount Of school spirii
among the University women themselves.
Membership is elective, but at no time
is ii to be greater than the present num-
ber.
Meetings are held every two weeks,
and regular attendance is compulsory.
One absence drops the member from the
club and three tardies constitute an alb
sence. The regulation costume is a
white middies end skirt white shoes, and
an old gold and black tie and cap.
The Junglejanes will cooperate with
The Razzers in the big mass meeting TO
be held on Rollins Field tonight. The
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
THANKSGIVING GAME TO
BE BROADCAST IN DETAIL
News viii Be Transmitted Direct to
Jefferson City Station From
Rollins Field.

Plans for a femote broadcast of the
Missouri-kansas game play-by- play
have been made by Major Lloyd E. Jones
Of the r. o. T. c. headquarters.
Details Of the game will be broadcas,
directly from Rollins Field. The downs
and number of yards announced after
each play will be transmitted. so that per-
sons not present viii be able to follow
the game without any difficulty. 1t is
also expected that people receiving the
news will hear the cheering of the crowd
at Rollins Field.
The jefferson City station through
which the news will pass is extremely
high powered, and reports Of the game
will probably be heard through the entire
Middle West.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29

A player who seems to have upper
most in his mind all the time follow
the fall and get the man who has it,
such is Herbert Bunker, captain of the
Tiger eleven. Captain Bunker is play.
ing his third year of Varsity football and
is well fitted to pilot the Missouri
team.
In order to strengthen the line this
year. Bunker was shifted from his reg
ular position at center to tackle and al
lowed Clyde Smith 10 hold down the
pivot job. At center Bunker has an en-
viable record. Last year he pushed
Polly" Wallace Of Ames to his utmost
for position on the mythical All-valley
team. In fact when these two men met
on the gridiron it was a battered Wal
lace that emerged from the game and
Wallace said the Herb was the best man
he ever met.
As to physical proportions, Bunker
weighs close to 200 pounds and pushes
the scale up to feet 2 inches. He is
powerful and bulk as a football player
should be.
Before coming to Missouri Bunker
had no football experience whatever, but
when he was Sophomore he put on the
moleskins for the first time and showed
his adeptness at learning the game. Since
that year he has held place on tie line
with the stiffesi of competition.
Captain Bunker is versatile athlete.
His is one of the few four-letter men in
the University. During the athletic sea-
son last year he was center on the foot
ball team. center on the basketball quin-
tet, was catcher and one Of the heaviest
sluggers for the base ball nine and went
with the track squad to California.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
TIGER RECORD .
GOOD DESPITE
NEW MATERIAE
Bunker, Hill and Keller Only
Veteran Linemen-COach-
es Had Real Problem
Filling Gaps.
INJURIES HURT TEAM
With Kershaw Out, ScanneiI
Was Placed at Quarter :,
Offensive Built !
Around Lincoln.

With an entirely new coaching staff
throughout and with scarcity Of veier-
an material almost unprecedented in the
history Of Missouri's gridiron activities.
the Tigers have ramblcd along their con.
ference route thus far with three vic.
torres out OF six starts-nOt bad record
for any team. Added to this came
list of early season injuries which did
anything but enhance the, Tigers chances
for championship season.
With the departure Of the Jimmy Phel.
an-Jerry Jones coaching combination last
year, went the services of Chuck" Lew.
is, Brutus Hamilton, Captain Herbert
Blumer, -Scrubby" Hardin, Ted Pack
wood, Erwin Humes and several other
wearers Of the Old Gold and Black.
whose loss to the Tiger machine meant
gaps Of the widest dimension to be filled
by unfried material. So to the initiated
it appeared that the newly installed
coaching staff, Coach Tom Kelly and his
assistant Hank" Carrity were faced
with anything but bed of roses if they
were to weld out Of the array of material
which faced them team of the first
rank in conference circles.
Thus it was that Captain Herbert
Bunker, Roscoe Hill and Ralph Keller
were ths only letter men left; 10 snsrer
Coach kelly's first call for linemen on
September Is. Then came a revamping
process which shifted the Tiger captain
from his old position at center to right
tackle and which brought Hill from his
tackle position Of last year to left end.
Then came the hardest problem Of them
all-the filling Of the remaining five
gaps in the line.
There was little speculation as to who
would fill the position of center once the
actual making Of the team got underway.
In Clyde Smith, freshman center of last
year, the Tigers have worthy rival of
the famous -Polly" Wallace Of Ames.
He is an accurate passer and although
he weighs but l76 pounds he is seldom
kept out of play.
GUARD POSITION WELL FILLED
AT the guard positions Wertz, Lewis
and Palermo have upheld the attacks at
the center Of the line and upheld them
nobly although it has been the first sea.
son for either Of the three in collegiate
football. Of the three, Lewis at left
guard, gives promise Of becoming one of
the greatest guards Missouri has ever
had. He is exceptionally fast although
he tips the scales at well around the 100
pound mark and is sure tackler. Wenz
a, a weight Of nearly 1876 pounds and
Palermo at l70, are fighting hard for the
permanent assignment at right guard.
Both men have been slowed up through
the season with injuries, Palermo at the
present time is nursing a slightly
bruised shoulder but will be in condition
to work in the remaining game If need
ed.
Captain Bunker at right tackle, a VET /,
eran of two previous seasons and Van
Dyne at the opposite berth form de-
fense in the line that has stopped short
many an off.tackIe smash Of an opposing
(Contnued on Page Two, Section I'D,
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
stunt committee of the girls organization

stunt committee Of the girls organization
is making plans for the program. How
ever, the activities of the Junglejanes
will moi cease with the end Of the football
season. They will help in producing pep
for basketball and baseball games as well
as for other University activities.
The girls had some difficulty in man,
ing their organization. @Razzettes,' -
Missouri 25.' Willing Workers" and
Sunny Sunbeams" were some of the
names suggested, but TO carry out the
spirit OF Tigertown, member Of the
faculty suggested the present name,
"Junglejanes.' And so Junglejanes it is
and always will be.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
The Tigers 20 Score Card.
Oct. Missouri q, Crinnell 0.

Oct. I-MIsS0ufI %, OIIIIHtII U
Oct. l4.-Missouri 6, Ames 8.
Oct. 2l-Missouri 0, Nebraska 48.
Oct. 28-Missouri 9, St. Louis U. O.
Nov. missouri 10, Kans. Aggies IA
Nov. ll-Missouri IA, Oklahoma l8.
Nov. l8-Missouri q, Washington U.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29

Missouri will be in fit condition for the
q sss .Einr fohorfow. The Tigers are
sa;ng 10 have a hard battle, but they are
going inio the game TO fight hard during
every minute of play and 10 fight TO win.
Tiger hopes Teceiyed blow Yesterday
Nhen il was announced that Bob Scan
nell was in the hospital. Outside Of
Scannelfs sickness the team will be in
the best Of condition. kershaw, Lincoln,
Bundschu and Palermo, who have been
injured, will all be ready to go into the
game On Turkey Day.
The coaching staff has been holding
practice behind closed gates and nothing
IS known as to the style of attack the
Tigers will use against the Kansas del
essiion. Secret practice was held yes
terday afternoon until 4:30 O'Clock, after
Ter which the gates were opened to the
public.
After the teams workout the players
were taken to some home in Columbia"
where they we're free from the visitors
and noise Of Homecoming. They attend
ed their classes today and in the after
noon had a light workout.
( The Kansas warriors. picked by valley
sport writer's to win through the showing
they have made against teams this year,
have utilized every ounce Of energy these
last lew days TO round into shape for the
game. and information coming from Law
renee evidences a condition among the
players heretofore not experienced. Ev-
cry player who has worn the colors this
season is in perfect condition.
Captain Higgins who has suffered sew
eral minor injuries through the season.
mas rounded into early season shape and
viii lead the team on the field. Wilson
q quarter and McAdams at half are GER
taIn to start the game. Bear stories con-
cerning the condition Of these men have
not been consistent and they are sure
70 respond to the call of the referee
when the big classic gels under way.
Practically the entire team which faced
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
EACH TICKET
CALLS FOR A
CERTAIN CATE
$50 Ushers Will Seat the Huge
Crowd Spectators Should
Arrive at Field by
l O'clock.
TRAFFIC RESTRICTIONS
Autos Will Not Be Allowed to
Enter Rollins Field Nor
Rollins Street at
Certain Places.
TRAFFIC RESTRICTIONS

NO" I'd Heacn iour oea''
If your ticket reads South tSand or
South Stand Box, enter at the gate
at the south end OF the West Con-
crete Wall on Maryland Place.
ii your ticket reads North or South
Field BOX or west bieacher' enter al
large gaees al Northwest corner Oh
the iieid.
your iieket reads Nor'h Dieacn,
er enter al HE gaze al Inc east end
oil the concrete wall.
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.Ls - - - se '
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" "e 80 '" II, M ~,
D , 90 ~ pa Ta
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'pe's '~ : - -''' ' r.
Although the Turkey Day battle is
scheduled TO take place within the chalk
marks on Rollins Field, it is practically
certain that another battle, unhonored
and less inspiring, will be fought out
side Of the field. To seat from twelve to
fifteen thousand people is an immense
task, according to z. c. Clevenger, d.
rector Of athletics. and Virgil Squirting,
assistant to Mr.. Clevenger.
More than l5O ushers will be used to
seat the hinge holiday throne. These
ushers have been rehearsipe during the
week 90 that tbey can seat the largest
number Of people in their correct seats
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29

( We can see nothing but bright ont
look ior The Tiger team The team is
ssing in there to fight and fight hard and
that is all re can expect. They rW be
prepared TO meet any team thar Kansas
can put on the feid.-Charles l..
f-Chnck") Lewis, coach.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
Columbia Star Disqualified.

By United Press.
New YoRK, Nov. 29.-"For taking
part in an athletic contest not connected
with the University" Frank Canapary,
star Columbia halfback, was disqualified
for further competition.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
TIGERS HOPES
ARE HIGH AS
GAME NEARS
Kershaw, Lincoln, Bundschu
and Palermo, viii All Be
Ready to Enter
Contest.
KANSAS CONDITION FINE
Jayhawks to Bring Same Team
That Held Army to Low
Score and Defeated
Oklahoma.

The Tigers are working in perfect har-
nony. The spirit OF The team has i'm
poped, and miih the spirit they hare
skogn under The pew coaching staff l am
SIRE they nil stage crediiabie sho,ring
md fmnish all thar Homecoming eropd
cn erpecf-Z c. Cleyenger, director of
athletics.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
Roper on Boxing Commission.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 29.-William Ro-
per, head coach at Princeton mad MEM
per, head coach at Princeton and mem
has been appointed member of the new
city boxing commission. William H.
Hollenbeck, former Penn football coach,
was also named on the commission.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-11-29
Thanksgiving Football Games.

MISSOURI VALLEY
Missouri VS.. Kansas at Columbia.
Nebraska VS.. Noire Dame at Lincoln.
Kansas Agricultural College vs.. Texas
Christian College at Manhattan.
St. Louis VS.. Michigan Agricultural
College al st. Louis.
Washington University VS.. Oklahoma
at St. Louis.
Columbia VS.. Colgate at New York.
Johns Hopkins. VS.. Washington and
Lee at Baltimore.
Pennsylvania vs.. Cornell at Philadel-
phia.
Pittsburgh VS.. Penn State at Pitts
burgh.
Detroit VS.. Vermont at Detroit.
Illinois Wesleyan VS.. Illinois Normal
at Bloomington. -
Marietta VS.. Ohio University at Mari
eta.
Marquette vs.. South Dakota at Mil
waukee.
SOUTH
Alabama VS.. Mississippi Agricultural
College at Birmingham.
Arkansas VS.. Oklahoma Agricultural
College at Fl. Smith.
Centre VS.. South Carolina at Danville.
Georgia Tech VS.. Alabama Poly. at
Atlanta.
Louisiana State vs.. Tulane at Baton
Rouge.
Tennessee VS.. Kentucky at Knoxville.
Texas VS.. Texas Agricultural College
at Austin.
Vanderbilt VS.. University Of the
Souh al Nashville.
Virginia vs.. North Carolina at Char
loiville.
West Virginia vs.. Washington and,
Jefferson at Morganiown.
FAR WEST
Denver VS.. Colorado Agricultural Col
lese at Denver.
University Of Southern California VS..
Washington State at Pasadena.
Utah VS.. Utah Agricultural College at
Salt Lake City.
Washington vs.. Oregon at Seattle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-23
BLACKSTONE

pola Negri. who has been featured
in a number OF most sensational
pictures of the "vamp' type Of late.
will be at the Blackstone today IN
The Devils Pawn It's a flaming
highly seasoned story Of a girl who
was forced 10 live amidst most
questionable surroundings in order
to carry out the request OF her dying
father. The story appeared under
the title OF The yellow Ticket" oe-
cause it dealt with a certain class
of Russian girls who were forced %
carry a yellow ticket as their badge
OF dishonor in order 10 live in GER
tain restricted district.
On Thursday comes a celluloid
broadside with one Of the greatest
casts ever assembled. The Lotus
Eater" is the name OF the picture
referred 10 and John Barry
more. Wesley Barry, Colleen
Moore. Anna Q. Nilsson and other
players as well known are starred
It is the story of young man who,
through the strange directions Ct
his eccentric fathers WILL was not
allowed TO see a woman until he was
.25 years Of age