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YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
MATKA" v HIPpoDRoME.

"Matka je krasnym divadel-
nym kusom zobrazuj1cim taje do
macnosti lasky. Kus je hrany
tento tyyzden Hippodrome. Bol
"a diva roxy davany predtym v
Liberty divadle v New Yorku. -
Hlavnn 1lohu- v "Matke" zastava
Miss Marjorie Dow, eminentna he
recka Hippodromu, ktora sa me-
novite hodf ma taketo 1lohy. v
kuse s1 vel mi krasne sceny 20 Ii
vota matiek, ako sn ony dusou do
macnosti ako sa starai1 vset-
ko rodine. Medzi inymi hercami
krasne 1lohy maj1 Vim. Naugh-
ton, Florence Chapman, Frank
Gallagher, Nat Burns, Robert Nc
Intyre Walter Howe. Kto chce
videt' zivy obraz 20 zivota, kras-
ny oojfmavy, poucny uncle
eky predstaveny, ten iste pride ma
toto predstavenie.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
sLOvENSKYM oBCHoDNfKoM
DO POZORNOSTI.

Name v redakcii asi 600 kras.
nych obrazov, zobrazujdcich oslo
bodenie Cesko-Slovenskei republi-
ky. Obrazy s1 vysokej umeleckej
ceny a hodia sa nielen "a ram, ale
al pre- obchodne stenove kalenda-
re. Predame ich lacno, lebo sa ich
chceme zbavit'. Name tiez mapy
Cesko-S -Slovenska, ktore mozu byt'
pouzite pre- stenove kalendare ale
DO davane ako vianoeny dar pre-
kostymerov.
Date svojim kostymerom nieco
noveho, casoveho a ME stale jed
make obrazky obnazenych zien, co
poriadna rodina nevyvesi nikde.
o ceny a inc informacie hlaste sa
osobne alebo telefonicne redak-
eli tychto novin.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
BASE BALL SPORT.

Lansingvilleski Slovaci v nede-
IN hrali jednu najkrajsich hier
tejto sezony. Porazili. catu sv. ia
ma pomere 10 ku I, Picer Hospo-
dar NAL protivnn catu fnplne ma
milosti, nedovoliac jej AMI ieden &
der.
Cata Najsv. M. Jezis hrala v ne.
del'u ma Borts Field catou Dukes
2 Girard dve hry a obidvoch wi.
t'azila. Prvii hru vyhrala pome.
re 18 ku Is a druhn 4 ku l..
st. JohnsSJrs. E. Youngstown
wit 'azili mad catou Glaciers ne
del'u pomere 6 ku 2.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
vEL,KA PoLITlCKA
sCH0DzA v NEDEL'U u

Slovensky Politicky Klnb Y
meste Youngstown pozyva vset-
kych obcanov obcanky, ako al
tych, ktori So zaujfmajd Q obcan-
stvo, ma vel XII politick1 sch6dzu
Y nedel'n, dna s. augusta, Y sko-
le sv. Cyrilla a Methoda. Ma
schodzi pojednavat' sa bude biz
ziacich sa vol'bach, vypocujeme
reel viacerych kandidatov ma &
rady a prejedname viacere vazne
predmety. Kazdy Sloyak a Slo-
venka mali by 50 zilcastnit' tejto
schodze dokazat' nasu zauja.
tost' 0 politicke otazky.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
Spolkove zpravy
ozNAMEN1E.

Spolocnost' Slov. Domu Tatra
v Haselton tymto laskav1 zna-
most dava vsetkym svoiim 1ca-
stinarom, ze dna s. augusta vecer
o 8. hodine bude odbyvat' svoju
riadnu mesaenn schodzu skole
sv. Alzbety, ma ktoru sa povola-
vajii vsetci ncastinari. Bude to
vel mi vazna a zaujimava sch6-
dza, ma ktorej sa bude rokovat' o
tom spolkovom majetku, ze bud to
sa da do predaju, alebo sa nejaky
sp6sob najde, lebo mac to vsetko
ide do zahuby. Teda at sa kazdy
tejto schodze zncastnf, lebo neja-
ky sp6sob sa uz musi urobit', po.
kial vsetko neprepadne.
s 1ctou,
A Ma1ak zsnisnik
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
Robotne zpravy
: nasej okolice
Pat open hearth peel vyhasen6 d
Brier Hill Co. Sheet and Tube
yyhasila vysok6 pee. Sharon
Steel Hoop md vyhasit vysokd
pee ma Lowellville. balsie w
hasinanie piec 80 o6alkava.

Pre- panujdce strajky zeleznicia-
roy a majnerov tnnajsie oceliarne
prinucovane sd snizovat' yyrobu
zeleza a. ocele $ tyzdna ma tyzde1.
Dosial vyhasene bolo sest vyso-
kych peel v tomto okolf a d'alsie
sa ocakavaj1. Sheet and Tube Co.
cd nedele ma 6innosti az len tri
vysoke pece. Koncom tohto tyz.
dna ma prestat' robit' zelezo w
soka pee Sharon Steel Hoop Co.
ma Lowellville a mono al u Car.
negie Steel, ktora dosial' operuje
pat I vysokych peel v Ohio works.
Brier Hill Steel co. zastavila w,
robu ocele V 5. open hearth Pc
ciach.
Najlepsie sa pracuje v sheet mil
soch, ale ak sa situacia nezmeni,
] tychto praca zasekne.
Nateraz v cinnosti nachodf sa
l8 vysokych 20 ~ ma tejto okolici,
sice IL Mahoning 1doli a Z v
Shenango ddolf. z tychto IL peel
operuje Carnegie spolocnost', O.
statnych Sest neodvisle spolocno-
sti. Open hearth peel einnych je
49 20 66. Pajpovych peel IA 20 II.
Oil 'adom paliva najlepsie 81 sto-
j Trumbull Steel Co., ktora moze
pokraapvat' terajsich opera
ciach este "a mesiac. Viacere oce-
liarne nemaj1 dost' uhlia ami ma
par tyzdnov.
American Sheet and Tinplate
Co. operuje tin milsi IS percent
vo Farrell, kdezto v New Castle
sheet milsi operuj1 plnou silou.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
VYZVANIE.
A. Malak, zapisnik,

Cfslo $40. X. s. j. Sokol vyzyva
svojich 1dov, aby SO kazdy zdcast-
nil schodze dna 6. augusta 0 2. h.
pc poludni. Maj1 sa pojednavat
vazne veci tykajlce sa spolku.
Pre- nedostatocnn navstevu sch0-
dzf nem6zu sa spolkov6 zalezitosti
riadne West, preto je ziaddcne,
aby kazdy I'D schodze riadne ma
vstevoval, mac 1radnici musia "a
krocit' dl'a stanov.
John Schira, predseda.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
ADREssAR oKREsNEHo sBoRu
SLOW. LfGY v YoUNasTowN, O.

Jczet Martinko, preds., S4e Carton
ST., City. Juraj Murdzak, podprcdseds
1922 Taylor St., City. Juraj Puhalla,
tajomnik, 81 N. Whitney Ave-, City.
Martin Dolak, pokl., COL Steel st., City.
Dozornt vybur: Frantisek Hudik, Pa
vel Habovsky Martin Lipka. - Ma
sledovne sbory prisldehajd do okr.
sboru: AZ. Lansingville, 50. mesta,
1913. 20 Steelton, 100. 20 Struthers, 2Oi
z'Brier Hill, 242. Haselton q 314. !
East youngstown.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
DOM MA PREDAJ

2 priciny odcestovania, predam
pekny 4 izboyy dom bungalow, !,
y ktoroln je mestska voda pun
pa q gaz. Pri dome pekna zahrada.
Lot je vel'ky, SOxl35 f, blfzko
Co., len 8 mindt chodze,
tie blfzko do mesta, Je to vel'mi
pekne miesto. Majetok predava sa
len "a $500. Kto by 81 no prial
Wdet' a knpit mech sa hlasi v &.
TAG Caledonia st., ma Lansingvilie.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
Predplat'te Youngstownske
Slovenske Noviny svojim
pribuznym ma slovensku !!
Y0UNGsTowNsK1 Y NEMoC1
PoDPoRUJuCI sPoLoK
7TATRA. =

Uradnici: Predseda: Jozsf Martinko,
255 Carlton 81, podpredseda: Jozef j,
schromofsky, 1e9 Glenaven Ave, det.:
M. Kramar, 25 N. Lakeview Ave., po,
kladnfk: Andrej Adamko, 1884 Oak
ST., dozorcovia majetku: J. Dulik
Alois .Klain. Sch5dze sa vydr-
ziavajl kazdd l. nedel'u mesiaei Y
Skole sv. Cyrilia Methoda Q 2. hod.
.po poludnf.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
V Chicagu strajkujd zamestnanci
poulicnych drah.

Dna l. augusta vyslo v Chicagu
ma strajk 10000 zamestnancov DO
ulicnych a zvysenych drah preto,
re i'm spoloEnost' chcela snizit'
placu 0 II percentov. Strajk je d
plny a obecenstvo musi chodit pc
SO po dzitnys. !.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
Mestske .zpravy
MLIEKARNE zvYsILY
CENY MLIEKA

Youngstownske mliekarne ma
cele $ 1saly Dairy Co. cd /. augn-
sta zvysily cenu mlieka 1Oc ma
he "a kvartu 20 &c ma 7c "a
paint. Smotana bnde stat teraz
pol pajnta IA miesto 12c, paint 28
miesto 24c kvart Soc miesto 4Sc,
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
Urad ma rok 1922 Haselton Slovak
Tatra Klubu.,

Jan Basista, pre1seda, Michal Juras,
podpredseda, Michal Kozak, lGtovnfk
Pavel Macek, pokladnik, Stanislav Ne.
'cko, zapisnfk. - Dozorcovia majet.
ku: Jan Blazo a Jan Venglarcik. Do.
zorcovia chorySh: Stefan sanetrik,
traz, Valent iRovder. Adressa: Stani.
slav Necko, P. O.. Box 500, Haseltcu
Sta. Youngstown, Ohio.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04

Kto pracuje, snije odpo-
cinku, ako cieli svojho st'astia.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-04
UCTE sA "a BARBfROv

Denne alebo vecerne triedy. Vyu6te sa
remeslu, ktore 50 vyplaca, vsade. hl'a-
daju, miesto zadovazime, cennik zdarma
MODERN BARBER COLLEGE Il
2215 =. Ninth st., Cleveland, Ohio
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
CEDARTOWN

Mr.. and Mrs. |. 5. HolSton, Miss
Lottic Hols,on, Irving Holston, Jr.,
and Mr. l. b. Holston and Miss Mary
Holston motored to Greenbackville
Va, last Sunday and spent the day
with friends.
Mrs. Nellie Hall. of Salisbury, spent
the past week with her aunt, Mrs
James Hickman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gordon Mock and
children spent Sunday with her broth
Ell at Berlin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Jackson and
daughter. Ruth. Of Newark. spent
Sunday with her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. c. II. Smack.
Miss Mildred McRoberts, of Snow
Hill, spent the week end with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Phillip McRoberts
Mr.. Lloyd Watts, of st. Martins
is making an extended visit with Mr.
and Mrs. John y. Doak.
Miss Gertrude Holston spent the
past week with Mrs. Neal Smack, al
Wesley. Y
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Twigg are
receiving congratulations on the birth
of little girk
Miss Myrtle Holston and Mr.. Dor
sey Holston entertained the following
/ friends at dinner last Sunday: Miss
Roma Smack, Norman Johnson. John
/ McRoberts and Leon Smack.
Miss Frances Downs and sister
Nevada, of Bay View Farm, and Miss
Alice Timmons. of Campbeltown
were entertained at the Holston home
last Saturday.
The Ladies' Aid Society of Wesley
NJ. T.. Church will meet on Saturday
evening, May 9th. All members are
requested to be present, also those
that wish to join.
There will be preaching at the
church Sunday afternoon, April Both
by our new pastor. Rev. Goodwin. All
are cordially invited.
Don. forget the Enworth League
Sunday evening, Miss Mary Holston
| leader.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
NASSAWANGO

Mr. and Mrs. George Bounds and
son, William, accompanied by Mr.. and
Mrs. Raymond Clarke and daughter,
Mary, spent Sunday with relatives
near Friendship.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. b. West and fam
ily were visitors at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. w. j. Bounds Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. Milton Pennewell spent the
week end with Claude and Fred Adj
kins. of Indiantown.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. +. Davis and son
Edward. and Mr.. and Mrs. T. +.
Richardson visited at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Lloyd Tarr, of Pocomoke,
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Pusey and
Mrs. n. j. Gray and son, James, and
Mrs. Elmer Pussy spent Sunday even
ing with Mr.. and Mrs. Sewell Riley,
OF near Snow Hill.
Miss Emily Bounds and brother
Preston, and Willie Pusey spent the
week end with Mr.. and Mrs. Willard
Pussy, of Box Iron.
There will be preaching at Nassa-
wango NJ. =. Church Sunday morning
by the new pastor, Rev. II. l.. Mason.
Every body come out and hear a good
sermon.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
ZION

Mrs. Ringler and daughter, Nellie
were week end visitors of Mr.. and
Mrs. y. C. Tilghman.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. l.. Dykes entertain.
ed at dinner Sunday the following
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. C. Wilson, Miss Rub!
Dykes, of Salisbury, and Mr.. and Mrs
Norman Brown. Later in the after
noon all motored to Pocomoke.
Mr.. John Hitch, of Salisbury, spent
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. S. H
Hitch.
Jack Frost visited this vicinity last
Saturday and Sunday killing practi
cally all the fruit.
Nj. Walter Tilghman and Mis-:
Nellie Ringler visited Miss Jewe
Burge Sunday.
Miss Lillian Morris spent Sunda!
with her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs
|. S. Catlin.
Mr.. Elmer McGrath has rtcentl.
bought the King Wilson Farm. We
wonder what that meansi
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. c. Wilson spent
Sunday evening with her mother
Mrs. S. II. Hitch.
Even if Jack Frost did visit here
Saturday and Sunday night, Mr.. L
c. Wilson and Mr.. n. A. Brown arc
not entirely put out as they are build
ing them boat to furnish the com
munity with fish this summer.
Mr. and Mrs ! r. McGrath spent
Sunday with relatives in Allen.
We are sorry to report Mr.. Jame'
McGrath, who is at the State SAM
forum. not very much improved.
Mr.. Earl Shockley and Mr.. Martin
White visited Mr.. and Mrs. Beau,
champ White Sunday.
We are glad to report Mr.. Beau.
champ White very much improved Of
chills and fever.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
MARINE

Mr.. and Mrs. William Sirman have
returned home from Salisbury, where
he has been undergoing treatment.
He has improved very much.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Hancock, of
Princess Anne, spent Sunday with
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. S. Hancock.
Miss Myrtle West and brother,
Preston, spent Sunday evening with
Misses Elsie and Mabel Parks, and
brother Marvin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Matthews
spent Sunday evening with her faith
er. Mr.. J. p. Dickerson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sylvester Shockley
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Ran
dolph Gordy.
Mrs. Mildly Lewis is visiting her
daughter at Fruitland.
Mr.. J. =. Dickerson and son, Lee,
spent Sunday morning with his sister,
Mrs. J. w. Dryden, of Colbourne.
Miss Nettie Shockley and Mr..
Zadok Cherrix spent Friday evening
with Mr.. and Mrs. l.. S. Hancock.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Sirman and
daughter. Miss Beatrice, spent Tues
day with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
James X. West.
Mr.. J. p. Dickerson and son, Lee,
spent Sunday afternoon with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. I. Sturgis.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Sirman en-
tertained Sunday afternoon and Sum
day evening the following: Mr.. and
Mrs. Homer Sirman. Mr.. and Mrs.
Elton Sirman, Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar S.
Carmean and family, Mr.. Frank West
Mr. Fred Mariner and daughters,
Agnes and Hazel. and Mr.. Lester
Bunting.
Mr.. Fred Mariner and daughters,
Agnes and Hazel, visited Mr.. and
Mrs. A. +. Mariner Sunday morning.
Mr.. Sampson Lewis visited his
brother. Mr.. Charlie Lewis, Sunday.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
GIRDLETREE NJ. Z. CHURCH

Services for Sunday, April Goth, as
follows.
1900 A. NJ. Sunday School. Arthur
Hudson, Superintendent.
100 A. NJ. Children's Service.
Ills A. NJ. Preaching.
800 p. NJ. Preaching at Corners.
On May 9th, at two o'clock in the
afternoon, there will be a May party
on the Church grounds, and in the
evening the Ladies' Aid Society will
give supper for the benefit of the
repair fund.
d. b. PRETTYMAN, Pastor.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29

1000 A. NJ, Sunday School.
Place for the whole church consti-
tuency to study the Bible.
HOO A. NJ, Sermon by the pastor.
Subject: "Where Are Our Dead?"
7.30 p. NJ, Sermon by the pastor.
Subject: "The Day of Trouble-Our
Deliverer."
Mid-week prayer service Wednes-
day at 7.45 p. NJ. Bible study in Mat
thew. Meeting of tithers after the
prayer service.
A cordial welcome awaits you.
REV. ELWOOD w. JONES, Pastor.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
STOCKTON VI. f. CHARGE.
Week of April goth.

Week of April 3Oth.
Grace Church, Franklin City, Va
Preaching at 1915 A. VI. Sunday
School at $50 p. NJ. Wednesday at
7.3O p. NJ, mid-week class meeting.
Remson-Sunday School at 2.l5 p.
NJ. Preaching at 800 =. NJ.
Wesley Church, Sunday
School, 1000 A. NJ. Epworth League
at 700 =. NJ. Leader, Miss Leona
Collins. Preaching at 7.45 p. NJ.
The public is cordially invited.
A. +. ZIMMERMAN, Pastor.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-04-29
NEWARK NJ. +. CHARGE.

1000 A. NJ. Sunday School. C. w.
Mumford, Superintendent.
100 A. NJ, Preaching. Subject,
"Our Responsibility to the Next Cen
Grafton"
Gas r. NJ, Epworth League.
Leader, Miss Virginia Jackson.
7.i5 p. NJ, Preaching. Subject,
"The Church and Its Relation to the
Community"
CEDARTOWN.
200 r. NJ, Sunday School.
300 p NJ, Preaching.
The First Quarterly Conference of
Newark charge will be held by the
Rev. Vaughan S. Collins. at Newark,
Tuesday, May Odd, at 200 p. NJ. A
full attendance of Quarterly Confer
ence officials with full reports from
all officers and committees is earnest
ly requested.
REV. w. F. GOODWIN, Pastor.
The Washington times., 1922-11-30
Etiquette
!. For Calls
BY Les Conklin

TVHE origin Of the social call
dates from the Stone Age.
- when the head. Of Q family
used to leave . roughly carved
block Of stone at the door Of an.
other. as an expression Of good
win and friendship. >Nowadays
the caller either throws the stone
at his neighbor's head or heavens
1t through the plate-glass window
A few women call on their next
door neighbors out Of pure friend.
ship. but most OF them drop in
just to see II they can learn any
of the family secrets.
A modern women does not con-
slider q call q success unless she
finds out how much money her
neighbor's husband IL making,
whether she does her own wash
ing or not. and how much she
owes on the furniture.
There are some callers who are
always polite. This group in
eludes book agents, stock sales
men. confidence men and trampe.
The only time most husbands
go calling 10 when they want to
borrow q lawn.mower.
When q man and his wife 90
calling. they like to inspect dtf-
ferent parts Of tbe house. The
woman generally likes TO look at
the furniture. but the man always
makes q bee-line for the cellar.
A woman generally calls in the
afternoon. The only time q man
ever calls Is in q poker game.
The problem Of how often to
make a call is largely q matter
Of taste. A doctor. for instance.
should call as often as he thinks
his patient viii stand for 1t.
A book agent should always
make a point Of calling when the
man Of the house is not at home.
It used to be the custom for q
minister to call on the members
Of the flock who failed to show
up at church, but nowadays 1t
would take him too long to make
the rounds.
It is also considered bad form
for an undertaken to call ON q
sick friend.
Etiquette says that q call should
never last more than an hour.
but it is hard for most women
to conform to q rule like that.
Once they get talking, the sky
is the limit as Tar as time is con-
cerned.
When a man goes calling. he
should always take q suitcase
With him. 1t may come in handy
II he gets a chance to make away
with q few Jumps Of coal.
When q young man goes calling
on his girl. he should take q box
Of candy for her and q box of
cigars for her father. He may
also take q cane to chase his
girls kid brother out from under
the parlor davenport.
1t is not necessary to take any
thing for her mother, because he
will never be able to make friends
with her anyway.
The Washington times., 1922-11-30
REMEMBER?
rvYHEN yer was q Kid.
AAI II was snart,

NvYHEN yer was q kid.
Nv It was smart.
Wv To say, II anyone asked
"Oh. I left It on the piano."
An that would always get Q
laugh.
Because only rich guy owned
o piano.
And It was luxury "a have.
A wash woman.
And. there weren't many mil
nonaircs. A.
And yer Ma did her own house.
work \ !, u
And how. ysr aiwawys .snicsnsrsd.
when yer saw yer teacher.
Walking with . beau.
Ard how the butcher always
eeepped his team
10 give you . ride
And when the bakers wagon
oAme round.
You Al hung by II.
!. 10 ret.
a handful OF broksn-ups"
The Washington times., 1922-11-30

A retired colonel had been ad-
vised by his doctor that II he did
not give up whiskey II would
shorten his life.
Think sof" asked the co,c1,,.'
II am sure Of Il. colonel. II you
win stop drinking am sure II
viii prolong your days."
"Come to think Of II, believe
you are right about that. DOCTOR"
said the colonel. "I went twenty
four hours without . drink six
months ago Ind I never put in
such . long day in my lifs."-
Judge.
The Washington times., 1922-11-30
ALWAYS READY
The not water when you want

The not water when you want
to take q bath.
Your shoes at the cobbler's.
Your "sweetie," while the taxi
is eating up gas.
Your breakfast when you get up.
Tho elevator man ready to rush
you to your floor when you're
late.
A chair at the BARRIERS.
Your tailor willing to forget that
you owe him.
The Washington times., 1922-11-30
Medb ury
4 S ays-.
BY John P. Medbury

7
BY John p. Medbury
WHILE there are not % many
" dishonest people In the world.
. lot lof couples have furnished
homes on things you have loaned
them while your back was turned.
THEY caii on you. and when
they get back to their apart
ment they, wonder how your ash
tray or desk calendar got into
their pocket.
NO neishbor would deliberately
take anything while your back
was turned. but It isn't his fault
n you're not boxing while he slips
Il under his coat.
T,Hus IL not crooked. It's only
dishonest who'd you catch them.
THEsE birds usually start in
by taking q couple Of books or
. smoking stand, but end up by
eoppins a few pictures and some
chairs.
YHE only reason they cop q
chair is that after they set
through stealing your oil paint.
ings and bric-a-brac they're %
tired they have to have some
thing to sit down on.
THEY always 60 over to your
fiat. II you went over to
theirs they'd have to break up
housekeeping.
THEY never ask you over after
dinner. It wouldn't pay them
% put all of the furniture in stor-
age for one evening.
RUT people who cop your stuff
always pay for 1t by worry
ing. Every time they hear the
door bell they run and hide your
things.
YoUR wife gets them out of
sight while you 60 to the door.
YoU have to talk to them in
the doorway until she gives
you the signal to let them in.
nNE woman heard the front
door bell ring and said to her
husband: II think It's Mr.. and
Mrs. Piazza, but I hope it's . col.
lsctor."
WHEN she discovered that it
"; was Mr.. and Mrs. Piazza. abe
dragged four chairs out Of the
apartment and entertained them
in the hall. 4.
0F course. it's much cheaper
>--tc.-ax. xnur. Own. f,lrpiturs
oaAcoo yoo hcvo AVA ea8hsSSA
neighbors.
You might not like their COM
pany, but it's alright to take
their furniture good naturedly.
WHEN one guy got through
taking everything he wanted
out Of his neighbor's place, you'd
have thought his neishbor was
living in an unfurnished apart
ment.
HE took everything except the
piano. and he postponed tax
ing that until they had 1t tuned.
THERE'S only ono way for q
New York man to protect his
household goods from his nextdoor
neishbor, and that's to sell his fur
niture and move to San Francisco.
frrovrfwhf 1A2a hv Kiu1 R~s turss
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Flapper Fairy Tales.

Ludwig-How would you like to
take spin in my new roadsterf
Georgette--No. let's take q ride
on the bus instead. It's higher up
and we'd get lots more fresh air.
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Unfersunately.

CouAn Doyle nov says that
sssps BIRDS reach : stags IN their
singing where II = not audfbls.
= stAes. unfortunately. whichN the
youns lady next door has not ~
attainsd. M is IL
The Washington times., 1922-11-30

THERE'S only ono way for q
New York man to protect his
household goods from his nextdoor
neishbor, and that's to sell his fur
niture and move to San Francisco.
(Copyright, 1922. by King Features
= Gyndicsts. Inc.)
The Washington times., 1922-11-30
Lo,lic:.

Mn. IN hs's sot - much
usssy, bow = II tAat he hasn't .
Mr~-Ahi thsti just II. That's
~ - has - G|acA nsssvt
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Indeed She Does.

Dill-r hear the short slkirt,s
,tDgning back again.
Win-Do you woDder7 When Q
o1fj haste pey $s.so for = psir Of
nm hose. she Just naturally wants
. show what she ssts for her
noasy.
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And That's That!

Mrs.-oh. why Cyou ask such
q thing. to be surei
Mr.-Why DO I ask such Q
thing7 TO Be sure.
Hes the lion Of Ill social
gatherings."
'srhs lionf'
wen. perhaps I should say
he has the appstits Of . hcn."--
New York American.
II nay not have anything for
q rainy day." said the old eeeser.
but I got . littls somst1laG -
thsss ~ eayA"-sssvsl l6sathly.
The Washington times., 1922-11-30

He took everything except the
piano. and he postponed tax
ing that until they had 1t tuned.