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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
The Sandal Stockino,

With the low sandal and its buckle
strap the proper hosiery Is the sandal
stocking. This has no reinforcement
over the toes or along the sides of the
foot, where it is likely to show above
the low shoe. The newest sandal stock
ings come in a peculiar shade of
brown, deeper than sand, but not so
deep as cocoa. This is the recent
wood" shade, which is fast supplant-
ing nude and sand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
NOVEL DESIGNS OF WOVEN STRIPES
Apron-Frock Is Practical

A combination apron-frock is a good
plan for using up the crumbs that
fall from the bargain table. The
dress, designed principally for children
but also utilizable by grown-ups, is
made as an apron with bibE A
blouse with kimono sleeves is Of con-
trasting notwithstanding crumb, per-
haps-and the bib comes up to form
the base of the neckline. A slip
through belt and pockets can be added
of the contrasting cloth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

be filed. Take small piece or
cooked ham, put through the meat
grinder-one-half cupful will season
four peppers-add one-half cupful Of
cooked veal, also put through the meat
grinder, a cupful or more of bread
crumbs, an egg to bind, seasoning OF
salt and pepper, a dash of onion juice
and a teaspoonful Of peanut butter
with a handful Of walnuts timely
minced, we'll blended; this makes a
most delicious filling. Cover the tops
with well-buttered crumbs and COOK
until well-browned In a moderate
oven.
Floating Peaches.-Combine one
cupful Of milk with three-fourths or a
cupful of peach juice, one teaspoon
full of grated lemon rind, two table
spoonfuls of sugar, one-eighth of a tea
spoonful of salt, and place in the top
of a double boiler. When hot add
three and one-half teaspoonfuls OF
cornstarch mixed with one-fourth cup
full of peach juice and stir until thick.
Cook for % minutes, then add slowly
to a well-beaten egg. Return to the
double boiler, add II marshmallows
and cook five minutes. Remove from
the fire, add favoring, pour into indi-
vldual serving dishes, a half OF
canned peach on each and in each
peach cavity small spoonful OF the
custard; in this place marshmallow.
Serve with cream.
Peanut Loaf.-Dissolve one-half tea
spoonful of beef extract in one-half
cupful of hot water, add it to one
and one-half cupfuls of ground pea
nuts, one cupful each of cooked rice
and bread crumbs and one-half cup
full of thick tomato sauce. Mold int"
loaf, butter well and place in a pan
with tablespoonful of drippfngs.
Bake for 40 minutes in a moderate
oven. Serve with more tomato sauce.
Caramel Icing.-Cook two and one
half cupfuls of light brown sugar and
one and one-fourth cupfuls of cream
until soft ball Is made when
dropped in cold water. Just before
taking from the fire add a tablespoon
full of butter and teaspoonful Of va
nilla.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Social Amenity,

The Woman recently dropped into a
restaurant for tea. Being the rush
time, she was shown to table where
young-looking woman and a little,
girl about five years old were sitting.
The Woman smiled at the child, then
began looking at the menu, when she
heard the childish voice say, please,
won't you tell me your name?" The
Woman did so and the little girl JOY
fully said, '"This Is my mother, Mrs.
B.. Now you've been introduced,
let's talk"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Nu.u hl4fnrteQ
Law That Never Fails.

Short measure in the market-place
may slightly increase the bank &C.
count for the time being, but will not
in the long run. For out of human
experience came the admonition:
with what measure We mete, the
same shall be melted unto you" Men
are finding this so tOGay-Grit.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

we will be happy and we will hope
that the Happy Fairy will be around
during the hunting season and will
keep us safe.
1.-THE Happy Fairy does a tremen.
dous work at that time. Of course,
she can't do everything, but she does
her best and her best is great deal.
SWELL hope for her later on. In any
case, We'll get along without any old
Trouble for q visitor"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
No Cause for Sorrow.

I'm sorry, young man." said the
druggist, as he eyed the small boy over
the counter, "but 1 can't only give you
half as much castor oil for a dime as I
used to-"
The small boy blithely handed him
the coin.
I'm not kicking" he remarked.
1.-The stuff's for me."-Exchange.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
PoSsibiy So

Her Second Husband-No, can't
go out with you this evening. I have
some work to do at the office.
Mrs. Pstinger-You've neglected me
shamefully ever since we've been mar
ried. If my first husband was alive
you wouldn't dare to treat me so.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

beautiful. A n d
your S pee k | e d
b r ow II feathers
are cry fine,
too"
"Ah," said Mr..
Partridge, Il fear
that you fatter
me-"
Il only tell the
truth" said Mrs.
Partridge.
"Well," said Mr..
Partridge, Il am
glad that you feel
that way about
me, for 1 feel that
you are SO beau
tiful and sweet a
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Smoking in Church.

Smoking is common In South Amer
lean churches. A visitor to Peru re-
cords that at a church in Lima he no.
ticed one of the congregation enjoying
q cigar during Il service, While through
an open door he caught glimpse of a
bishop, in full episcopal robes, indulg
ing in the same luxury.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

q l W q y S ID e t IL
brave.
Yes, a Part
ridge Mother has
never been afraid
when she had her
little ones to pro-
tect.
"She has not
thought of herself
only of them.
That has been
the way of the
NJ o t h er p ar t.
ridges"
Il II d e e d, it
h a s." al d NJ r.
Partridge, ga n d
so Mrs. Partridge,
my love, we will
not ask Trouble
tO visit lIS hnf
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Troublesome,

Little Boy want six shicky steets
of shy paper-no, six sticky seets of
Druggist-Oh, l know. You want
shiX sticky fleets of-no, six sicky
sheets of sty-nO. Oh, well here you
are; five cents, please"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
A Little Bit of RlarnsY.

Mistress-Maggie, 1 can't have you
entertaining policemen In the kitchen.
Maggie-Sure, mum, an it's big
heart We have. I was sayin' to Michael
O'Flinn only last night that II I'd
spake tn word ye'd let us have tn
DRAWN room.-London Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
L.IFE'S
LITTLE
JE,SIS
FORCE OF HABIT, MAYBE

"Who is the fellow in sport carr
'That's Harold Heartbreak, tie
movie star. He gets paid a big sal
airy for just making love to beautiful
women"
"In case like that a man would
have some inducement to work over
time"
Hes evidently been working over
time. His wife is suing him for d.
vorce and names six correspondents" -
Birmingham AgeHerald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
After the Spanking.

Eddie-Mother, was Adam the frs
man?
Mother-Yes, dear.
Eddie-Did he have a papa?
Mother-Of course not.
Eddie-Gee, but he was lucky!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
An Advocate of Simplicity.

DO you like bridge?
NO" answered Cactus Joe. ut
looks to me like one O. them games
where they put in lot of arithmetic
SOS to fake regular card players
mind of7n the run of the deck
Washington Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Can't Fool Her.

The Poultryman-Certainly, ma'am.
it's a this-year's chicken. I'll guaran-
tee it. ~.
Mrs. Junebride-I don't see where
you get the nerve to tell me that
when I distinctly remember they were
wearing the same style of head orna-
ments two years ago.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Musical Taste,

"Do you miss the summer boarders?"
mo-" answered Farmer Corntossel.
"Now that the smart, up-to-date city
folks are gone We'll get chance to
play a little something besides jazz
on the monograph"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
ApparentlY.

"Boss, Is you connected with de
courthouse?"
EYES,"
"kin you help me out? I wants q
marriage license"
"No, I'm police magistrate. Best
I can do is to give you year In Jail.
You're after life sentence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Why He Lost Appendix.

Say, Bill, they tell me you've just
had your appendix taken out" said
friend.
"That's Il facss," replied Bill.
"nerves you right! You should have
had it in your wife's ame."-LonI1on
Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
entire brims made of both shirred and
plated ribbons.

Many of the early autumn hats for
dressy afternoon wear are of panne
velvet, and quite a new fancy is to
trim them with broad taffeta ribbon,
bringing the ribbon through slashes to
the under brim, where it forms pointed
panels. The ribbon is also wound
around the crown in sort Of oriental
headband. This makes stunning and
becoming hat. 1t is especially attrac-
tive when q dash of bright color is
introduced through the ribbon such as
bleu de France or one of the lovely
new red tones.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Good Enough for This Baby.

Visitor-This isn't very good pic
ture of your little boy brother. is it?
Five-Year-Old Alice-No, ma'am:
but, then, he amt good Babylon
don Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
CarefuIness Urued,

She-Harold, l wish you wouldn't
be quite so scornful of all hair that
isn't goldenl
He-Don't you like my letters, dear?
She-Of course l do. But some of
the girls show them to haven't gold
en- hair London Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
The Kitchen
Cabinet
10. 1922, western Newspaper Union.)

20. 1922. Western Newspaper Union.)
Here are hate and greed and badness,
Here are love and friendship, too,
But the most of it is gladness
When at last we've run it through.
Could we only understand it
AS we shall some distant day.
We should see that He who planned II
Knew our needs along the way.
Edgar Guest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Down on the Farm.

Summer Boarder-And does the
splendor of sunset mean nothing
nothing to you?
Hired Ma1i-You betcher sweet life
it does, missus! 1t means I kin on
hitch an go home.-Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
The Difficulty.

"He's kinder to his second wife
than he was to his first"
Eyes, but his second wife keeps in
sisting that he's not nearly so kind
to her as her first husband was"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Slams Tell.

Jack-Halloa, Bert, who's the girl?
Bert-What d'you mean?
BLACKWELL, you're not wearing a
collar like that for fun, are your
London Tit-Bits.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Have to Be.

Mrs.-It says that in proportion to
population the United States has Is
times as many automobiles as Eng
land.
Mr.-Which is one reason, my dear,
why the Americans are such an active
people.-New York Sun.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

dIIy IIIIuIlI lIlot NUh NV
at all may be reared on
whey, made by rennet,
using the rennet tablets,
with skim milk, cream.
milk sugar, modified tc
suit the needs Of the
child. Whey is valu'
able because of its abun-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

His Father-But married life Is
really grand, sweet song.
1921 Bachelor-Might have been in
your day, dad, but nowadays the fox
trotting girls want to change it to
tazz.-Answers All.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Dubious.

as your place in the hall of fame
secure?"
Dunno" said Senator Flubdub. 81
don't feel any too sure about my seat
in the senate"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Has Been About Some.

"Your boy has graduatedT'
"Yes," said Mr.. Grabcoln. "Now he
wants to go abroad and see something
of the world"
"Why don't you let him see America
first?
"You couldn't interest him in q
proposition like that. He Travelled
with the football team.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

FRESHNESS OF THE PAST
Wifey: The eggs are stale. Why, !
asked the grocer If they were fresh.
Hubby: What did he say?
Wifey: Absolutely.
Hubby: You must have mlsunder-
stood him. He probably said: "Ob-
soIeteiy"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Naturally.

"What is overhead expense?" asked
the teacher of economics. Electric
lights and shampoos," replied John.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Take Another Chance.

Conductor (new to the job)-rm
sure the old boy has paid his fare
twice. Think I had better tell him
about it?
- A Mate-No-o. Ask him for it again.
London Answers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
At the Concert.

Mrs. hilltop, Sr.-Do you know that
beautiful song she just sang? 1t is
one of the old classics.
Mrs. hilltop, Jr.-Yes, indeed, I've
jazzed to it many time.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
VeiIs,

Wells have en- Important mission at
this time-they Turkish hat that per-
haps has faded trifle or been injured
by rain.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Printed Silks.

The beauty Of printed silks IS no
doubt the reason for their continued
vogue and the woman who needs q
frock will find silks of extremely pref
ty designs and exquisite colorings
most reasonably priced
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Artists.

Who are these girls?"
"Mcmbers of our Pen and Pencil
,Iu0."
Some of them are very strong with
he eyehr1'v mcneil"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Table T ak.

The Salesman-Knives, sir? Ger
tainly. A carving knife?
Mr.. Taltimber-No, l don't want no
cuttin' knife. Just n plain dull eatin'
knife.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
WILL ADD DESIGN TO THE DRESS

shall prevail, but to practiced eye 1t
looks as though the designers are hav-
ing things all their own way and that
another season will see the sweeping
skirt an accepted thing.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

pepper Is well
done, is a dish
not to be refused.
Stuffed Peppers.
The proportion
of filling will de-
pend upon the
size and number
of the peppers to
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
NOTHING Left,

Judge-Have you anything to offer
the court before sentence is passed
on you?
Prisoner-No, your honor; my law.
yer took my last dollar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
No Alternative,

"You see," said Dorothy, defending
her baby sister, 'she hasn't got her
talk language yet SO she has to cry
for things. "-,Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Aids to Virtue.

The two greatest aids to virtue are
a jail and the knowledge that the
neighbors are watching - Baltimore
Sim
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Autumn CoIors

Autumnal colors are the vogue low {:
browns, reds and SelloWs are COM
bined in the same costumes with ex
cellent effect.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

When a smile or cheerful greetin'
Means SO much to fellows sore,
Seems we ought to keep repeatin'
Smiles an praises more and more.
Edgar Guest.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
Bead Chains.

Bead chains are growing much
longer. Often they are worn twice
Or three times about the neck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27

Censorship.
Soon shall we see some fancy tricks
New moral standards to secure,
When censorship brings politics
Into control of literature.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
WHEY AND ITS USES

In the Journal Of Household Eco
nomics the statement is made that
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-10-27
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96EyeniN8
Fairy Tale
MOTHER PARTRIDGE
GRAHAM BONNER

you're a handsome mate" said Mrs.
Partridge. II admire your white throat.
1t Is narticularlY
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
VISIT
VALLEY ON
BUSINESS

Isaac Milbank, president of the new
holding company of the Union Oil Com
panv. and w. II. Staats, member of the
executive board, have been in the
valley for few days and have been
making Il survey of business conditions
under the guidance of Frank Albright,
moerial Valley manager of the Union
Oil Company.
Besides their major interest in the
affairs of the Union Oil Company both
Mr.. Milbank and Mr.. Stats have many
interests which touch Imperial Valley
in one way or another. Mr.. Milbank Is
a director of the Pacific Mutual Life
Insurance Company and'Mr. Stats is
head of the bonding house OF W. X.
Stats & Co.
Mr.. Albright made it point to see
that his guests gained an acquaintance
with conditions on both sides of the
line and il is a fact worth noting that
both Of them went away exceedingly
optimistic with reference to Imperial
Valleys future. Mr.. Milbank ex-
pressed himself as impressed with the
need of pressing the Boulder Dam en-
terprise and willing to join in any cam
paign to bring the project to success
ful eonsummation.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
MAN CAN'T AFFORD
MARRIAGE in
GERMANY
United Pres. Leased wire

WASHINGTON, April 3.--Marriage
in Germany for the average man is
fast becoming extremely difficult, or
quite impossible, according to figures
given the United Press today by Frau
Lang, wife of the German ambassador
here.
The spectacular slump in the mark
down past the 200 to the dollar figure
has made living conditions in Ger
many very serious and now some of the
results, according to Frau Lang are:
Ii takes 3: day s labor or more to
pay for a pound Of coffee or tea.
1t takes half Il days work to buy a
pound of wurst or q pound of good
roast beef
1t takes about two months work to
pay for a very ordinary suit Of clothes.
Butter per pound is about three
fourths of a day s work.
Milk is next to impossible to obtain
and then it costs seven to eight marks
double what it cost last summer and
fifty to sixty times what it cost be-
fore the war.
Coffee is up above seven times the
pre-war price.
These are some of the things that
stare the bridegroom in the face, com
mented Frau Lang.
''Of course, folks do still marry but
they We got to live with their in
laws or else be content with about one
room, for there are 10 dwellings to be
had; no building has been undertaken
since the war. -
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
APACHES
GANG FEARED
IN N. Y.

NEW YORK, April 3. = French
apaches, most dangerous thugs of the
Paris underworld, have formed gang
in New York, police believed today.
Their first crime was committed
Sunday when they held up Mr. and
Mrs. Albert Shattuck and eight serv-
ants in their Washington Square home
ana made away with $4,000 in jew
elry. One OF them was captured and
gave the name Of Eugenio Diaset, a
French sailor.
Numerous other robberies gave New
York sabbath of crime The day was
ushered with a wild west holdnp near
kelsa, n. y, where an army of "a
bandits, travelling in seven motor ears
halted freight train under the i'm
preston it was the "silk and money
special from Chicago. They broke into
several ears bnt their loot was small.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
BURGLARS LOOT
MELOI md
STORE

Smashing a window and thus gain
ing entrance, burglars last night looted
the Meloland Cash Grocery of it's cash
register, considerable money and an au-
tomobile load of merchandise valued at
several hundred dollars.
Report of the burglary was made TO
the sheriff office today and deputy
sheriffs were assigned promptly to the
ease.
The robbery was discovered this
morning by A. Inglebriton who notified
the authorities.
According to the cheek-np made by
the proprietor, the thieves made off
with the cash register containing con
siderable money, two revolvers. two
gold watches, two safety razors, two
pocket knives, two kodaks, a $40 gold
piece and a quantity of miscellaneous
merchandise.
Automobile tracks at the front of the
store showed the EObbers had used 4
car to make their getaway.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
EDGAR BROTHERS
TO Sell CAR
BY BIDS

How would You like to buy ear at
your own bid?
Fine! Well, that s what Edgar
Brothers propose that someone will do,
in inaugurating new method of selling
used Fords at their local agency.
The plan is this: Sealed bids will be
received from prospective purchasers.
Accompanying the bid must be check
for ten per cent of the amount. At the
end of each week the bids will be
opened by mpreiudiced judges, and sale
of the car awarded to the highest bid
der, regardless of the amount. Checks
will be returned to all unsuccessful bid
ders.
That s the scheme. Somebody S bound
to get a car at his own price and the
other bidders lose nothing.
Don't crowd, gentlemen; line forms
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-03
4 ADVERTISING VALUE
DEMONSTRATED
BY GROCERY

The new G.. O. ID. Grocery is making
a demonstration today of what real
price reductions and consistent adver-
tising may do to direct business. This
firm has put on a sale for a week, max
ing Substantial slashes in staple ar
ticles and directing the. attention OF
the people to the possibilities for house
hold economies. The list of commodi
ties upon which reductions are being
made was published in Saturday s
Press and covers n wide range of do
nestle necessities The store has been
having a good business all day and
these articles are moving in amounts
which promise to establish new records
in this line of business.