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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24
THE COMEBACK

| find that the way am treat
ed in the days work depends up
on the state of mind / bring into
it.
If | enter a circle of men whom
| take to be superior to me, |
am likely to be snubbed. If |
impute to them the feeling that
| am inferior will not fail to
be inferior.
If | am self-confident, awak-
EN- confidence.
If / cringe, make others want
to step on me.
If / am cheerful, cheerfulness
is handed me by others.
If / am grouchy and snappy,
they will bite me.
People go at me the way | go
at them.
There is a law in physics to
the effect that action is equal to
reaction. The ball rebounds
from the wall with precisely the
force with which it is thrown
against the wall.
And8if / approach a man with
politeness, l usually receive po-
likeness.
l get from the world a smile
for a smile, a kick for a kick,
love for love, and hate for hate.
Of course there are exceptions
to this rule. But if there were
no rules there would be no ex-
ceptions.
And the difference between
the man who knows how to play
a game and wins regularly any
game, including poker, business,
and the game of life and the
man who Steadily loses is that
the wise man sticks to the rules
and the law of averages, and the
fool @has a bunch" and stakes
his all on the exceptions.
"A good definition of a fool is
one who thinks that this time
doesn't count.
My tablets; therefore! Meet
it is | set it down that / am get
ting what is coming to me.
This is a world Of law. Chance
is only to be found in the die.
tionary. In the bright lexicon
Of fact there's no such word.
IfIam prosecuted, it was / who
ritable, dissatisfied, wretched and
boredMI know the crop, and
might have expected the har-
vest when / sowed that seed of
self Indulgence, lack of will, NOR
al cowardice and general selfish
ness.
If / am lonely, it was | who
drove hearts away.
If l am bitter, it was / who
skimped the sugar-bowl.
If / am prosecuted, it was l who
brought it on by my cantanker-
BUSINESS.
The loving are beloved.
The generous are helped.
The considerable are consider
ed.
The bully by and by is bullied,
the sInasher smashed.
And the end of the hog is the
slaughter house.
There are no victims of fate.
The hero always rises above ira
gedy. The noble soul is never
more serene than when all Gre
alton thinks it has downed him.
Copyright, 1922, by DR.. Frank
Crane.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

There was a time in Constan-
tinople- when "a refusal to sup
ply q wife with specific guam
tity of Coffee each day was adj
mitted to be a valid cause for
divorce"
That was three hundred and
sixty-eight years ago. Yet cof-
fee is still a maker of happy
homes.
Fortunate, indeed, is the wo-
man whose husband can say:
my wife certainly does know
how to make good coffee
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24
Cheerful Thought

'The Yanks are coming"
hummed the dentist as he pre-
pared for an extraction. Octo-
pus.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

EGGS A LITTLE HIGHER
just &c per dozen, but that
helps some. Our paying price
now is &c per dozen.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

On the way back to normalcy
we have at least reached the
point where ham now has some
thing more than an academic in
terest in a ham sandwich. The
Baltimore Sun.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

Teacher: Johnny, what is
steam?
Johnny: Water, crazy with
the heat"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24
PEACH AND RAISIN CONSERVE

Be sure you add, last, but not
least,
One cup and half of shredded
nut meats.
Cook all together fos five min
utes more.
And put them away for your.
winters store.
So hurry up now, while peaches
are best
And make up batch of this
wholesomeness;
To get your supplies for this
combination
Go to the store of Price and Lin
coin
They keep these things and a
great many more
AS fresh as can be in their up to
date store. Mother.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

Where did | get my educa-
ton? Why, me dad used to take
me over his knee. He made me
smart"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24
Breveties

- T.
More than 100000 tons Of
coal will be enroute to the Unit
ed States from Wales and the
east coast of England by Sep
TENDER /.
Argentine wool clip, which
begins in September, is expect
ed to be the smallest in the goth
century. Sheep grazing in Ar
gentina has dropped from a.!
100000 in 1895 to 44,855,O 900 in
1918 and to between 5,OOO, 900
and 100000 at the present
time.
Prohibition has had and is
having a decided influence in
bringing about a greatly in
creased consumption Of sugar
in the United States. Combin-
ed with other factors it is likely
to bring the yearly consumption
of this country up to the inn
pressive total of 5000, 900 tons
within the very near futur.
q ~
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

Father used to blow out the.
gas at night. Now fathers son
steps on the gas at night. Both.
are means of getting quick re-
suits.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

We are too apt to think of
friendship as something to get,
rather than as something for us
to give.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24
SAY!

If a cannibal eats a grass-wid-
over, will he have hay fever?
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

rs your skin al, ann'y g n
asks an ad. Well, no; w. ss CD
glad to have something W.. "
occupy without paying
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

CASH-ITS GREAT STUFF
When you trade with us. you
pay cash.
You pay us so we can pay
them and they can pay him and
he can pay you.
TRY it-you will like it fine.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

Muggins. 4 hear ,y, your : j
band is specializing u u -
he a bull or a bear .ar;ne frs''
Mrs. Henry: 9uas be vas .
results l should think =
iackass."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

George put a tack on the
teachers chair yesterday"
Gerald did you? I'll bet
he won't sit down in a hurry
again."
George No; neither will /"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-08-24

Modesty will never come back
until it becomes the style.
She Isn't it quite difficult
to eat soup with a moustache ?"
He well, it is rather a
strain"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
Women Drivers More
Careful Than Me1,

Women are by far more care
full motor car drivers than men,
and out Of the thousands Of cases
of traffic violations coming before
the Brooklyn Traffic Court. only
about l per cent of the offenders
arc women, according to Judge
Lawrence c. Fish, magistrate Of
the court.
1t is not fair to call women. as
rule, careless drivers" SAYS the
magistrate. "There are so few of
them hailed into court that thew
require to be treated no differ
emily from tho men. Since the
passing of tho suffrage amend
ment, the penalties accorded wom-
en- and men have been alike, all
though naturally the woman is
treated with the courtesy due
her"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
|t|ss 80 sbS%dg& as% e.

iinders in evidence, the inches Of wheel
base on hand and the prevailing modes
IN gear ratios and spring suspension.
runs across All old friend among his
figures when he makes notations in the
column headed Spark Plug Eouip-
ment." He finds that this year. as for
many. years. AC sra,k plugs dominate
the show, for Of ''e ninety makes Of
gasoline-driven cars on exhibition at
the Grand Central Palace fiftv-four
have AC's standing guard over their
cylinders, with the rest Of the vote
scattered among all other brands of
spark plug combined.
The AC equipment roll includes the
following cars: Anderson, Ambassa-
Chalmers, Chandler, Chevrolet. Cleyc.
land, Cole, Davis, Dodge Brothers
Dort. du Pont, Durant, Elein, Essex
Hanson, Hatfield Haynes. Hudson. Hun.
mobile, jackson, kissel kar. Lafay.
ette, Leach Biltwell, Liberty, Iocomo
bile. Maibohm, Marmon, Maxwell. Nc.
farlan, Mitchell. Monroe, Mash. Ma
tlonal Mona, Oakland, Oldsmobilc
Overland, Packard, Paige. Paterson
Pilot, r. e. V. knight. Rotary Six
Saxon Standard Eight. Stearns-Knight
Templar, Westcott, Wills St. Clair,
and Willys-Knipht.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
New Dorts on Display

among the many new cars which give
added luster to tho National Automo-
bile Show this year are six new models
Of the Dort. Two coupe, two sedans, y
touring car and a roadster compose the
exhibit, along with q delivery car which
has already been announced
The new mechanical features include
a radiator of 10 per cent greater cool
ing capacity the he California heavy
| type which it replaces; piston connect
ing rods and all reciprocating parts are
made lighter The motor develops a
maximum of power with an absolute
minimum of vibration. To accomplish
this result every piston and rod as.
sembly is very accurately weighed, SC
that the weight for each assembly is
the same in every cylinder.
The cone clutch is replaced by six.
plate dry friction clutch OF disc type
The transmission gear teeth are
widened. giving greater driving sur.
face and increasing the wearing quail.
ties. A specially hardened counte,
gear IN the gear set replaces the ole
type, and new design of shifter forl
eliminates the possibility Of gears
localng in any speed position.
Spiral bevel gears are now used in 6
rear axle with driving ratio of 49:11
A hardened and ground sleeve give.
greatly superior hearing support fol
the differential. There also are man,
other mechanical improvements to real
axle, brakes and springs which aid i.
making adjustments.
Essex Coach Distinctly New
A distinctly new body type, the Es-
sex coach, is seen in the Essex ex.
hlbit. This is five-passengcr closec
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
New Buick Roadster

a new Buick model roadster, known
as the Special 6.54." is seen for the
hrst time at the New York show Tho
new car was designed because Of the
continued popularity of the Buick "5a. "
which WIS brought out in 1916, but ha.
not been manufactured since that time.
Like its elder brother. the new "Spc-
cal 6-54' is built on big chassis. with
32x41a cord tires, and a gear ratio Of
1-3 to /. It looks impressive. and IT'S
performance is said to bear out its ap-
pearancc. 1t is fitted with soft, easy
riding springs and snubbers front ana
rear. and carries many convenierces ,
the form Of attached accessories.
The body is enameled in Buick M
room, with black fender and red wlr-
wheels, Of the Houk type, demounrablc
at the hub. The top is of khaki with
special nickel anil leather binding, and
nickel finish is repeated on the radi
ator. windshield wiper. spot light, deck
rails, running board binding and hoon
fasteners. Special etched aluminium,
threshold plates are furn shed, with
tho running board step plates OF rub
Der, and nickel silver guards on the
side apron Lamp equipment consist,
of special design drum type headlamps
and cowl lamps. Inside the car the re
is specially embossed leather trim
ming, in color to match the body.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
The Paige Exhibit

The Paige 6-66 models that attracted
country y-wide attention in 1921 because
of exceptional achievements in nor
formance, including the nine worlds
stock chassis speedway records of the
Daytona 6-66, arc being presented to
the motoring public in a new series, as
part of the show exhibit Of the Paige
Detroit Motor Car Company. The new
series models selected for exhibit on
are the seven passenger touring car,
the tivc-p passenger 6-66 Larchmont II, a
sport car, and the 6-66 tive-passenger
coupe, a unique design that gives one
the roominess Of q sedan with the cozi-
ness Of a coupe. These cars carry
many improvements over the 1921 mod
els, having been perfected and refined
mechanically, and they also have nu-
merous additions in equipment and APP
pointmcnts.
The show exhibit also includes rep
resentativc models of the new series
6-44-a five passenger touring car and
n five-pasSenger sedan.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
Placing the Side Lights

In tho matter OF distinctive appoint
ments the cars displayed at previous
automobile shows did not compare with
the present exhibitions at Grand Cen
trail Palace. Few medium priced cars
have carried side lights in the past. The
Earl touring car has them mounted on
each side of the cowl. With the road
stcr there is different arrangement.
The cowl carries two specially designed
nickel plated funnel ventilators. The
side lights are on the front fenders
Car Has Courtesy" Light
Among the features of Wills Sainte
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08

Claire cars is courtesy" light. It is
placed on the left hand side Of the car.
Just forward of the front door, and
lllumihates the left hand side OF the
car and the road, reducing the mead
light glare and enabling the driver or
an approaching car to see exactly how
much clearance he has.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
New Vclic Model SIS

The Velic Compay announces new
Vclie Model So Of 1l5-inch wheelbase
equipped with Vele- built six cylinder
motor with overhead valves. Deliveries
Of the new car arc now being made.
The entire factory will be devoted to
this one model with four body styles -~
touring, sedan, coupe and roadster.
This new car is characterized by grace
choice Of different colors is offered in
royal blue. gray or maroon. Long grain
cnamelcd leather is used in all models.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
cadillac in Fourth Place

n. Cadillac Motor Car Company
~ lie fourth place Of honor at the
M..,ensl sss Show. The award Of places
s',d ,wsds each year by the National
s,,nmobile Chamber of Commerce on
~ BASIS Of the volume Of business
- sss4 the previous year by each auto
ssJ ssnS;Ir company. Basing the award
asS An the total volume Of business dur
~ The previous year was decided upon
arethe National Automobile Chamber
:: commerce as the fairest way of
:, IS,asr,aining the most popular cars, as
sSssrreysed in public buying confidence.
aa.;sls Of the Cadillac Motor Car
C.mnsny are sponsors for tho state
.sat that they make more than 80 per
..nt OF sll quality" cars, or more than
n ,er cent of the total Of all cars
'sy,;ne at the same price and higher
rrices.
Hayncs Shows "Ccupelet"
The new Haynes 55, three e-passenger
no nublic for the first time at the
Automobile Show. In this car Haynes IS
srr;neers and designers have again
scenrately sensed the desires of many
motorists. This latest creation holds
nat the room, two-passenger roadster
holds among open cars. 1t is a smart
arrearlne, full, three-passenger in
closed coach Of emphatically individual
body design. The three passengers
ride side by side on the wide, b2-inct
seat There is no staggered seat tt
make the driver sit bit forward.
The coupelet is finished and ap
pointed with all the luxury and taste
fitness Of the larger Haynes close'
ears 1t is compact and light O
weIght, equipped with the Haynes
built light six motor, and mounted o.
a 121-inch wheel base chassis O
sturdy construction.
Lincoln Exhibit "Promoted"
From a corner on the third floor
year ago, at the Grand Central Palac
auto show. to prominent position ol
the first floor this year is long strid
for maker to achieve in so short
s,me, but this accomplishment is cred
ted to the Lincoln. Spaces are draw,
ny the various makers in order of thei
volume Of business. When spaces wer
determined for last years show Lincol,
rad no. yet gotten into production
consequently it was last to draw TO
position, with the result that the com
asny had to be content with space ol
,he third floor. During the ensuin,
year, however, Lincoln sales mounte,
50 rapidly that they passed twenty -tw
makers who will exhibit on the thir,
floor. passed thirty on the second foo
and seven on the first floor; hence thi
year it is enjoying one of the choic
POSITIONS on the main floor.
Plug Laurels Go to AC
The automobile show census take,
sho annually complies the succulan
statistics regarding the number of cyl
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08
New Cold Weather Starter

starting evolved in the Lincoln Motor
laboratories is attracting attention at
the company's exhibit on the first floor
of the Palace. The device is called
the Lincoln electro-fog and eliminates
tho necessity for long continued crank
ing caused by the slowncss with which
gasoline vaporizes at low temperature
1t also largely does away with the
drawing of raw gasoline into the cyl
inders, which is apt to work down into
the oil reservoir and dilute the lubri-
New-York tribune., 1922-01-08

car. with simplifcd lines and construc
tlon. which has been put on the market
by Essex Motors at a price but slightly
higher than an open body. EsseS at
tendants say new principles Of con
struction have been followed. The car
is marketed in the belief that CLOSED
car is utility and not luxury.
In addition to the coach, the ESSEX
exhibits it's sedan, a handsome and
more elaborate inclosed car, and it's
touring car. Like the Hudson, the
Essex has improvements in its car
burctor, intake manifold and spark
plug arrangements, to cope with the
present low grade gasoline.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-02-23
TWIN MOUNDS

A spring-like week but no rain
so far Farmers are busy burning
weeds and getting ready for spring
work.
This community was shocked this
week when II was heard Joe How
ard had passed away last Sunday
night. Joe was well known in Bea-
yer county. His friends all sym
pathize with his sister. Mrs. II. II.
Martin and nephew. Irwin Young.
At the time of his death he was
in his old home in Missouri so was
laid to rest with other loved ones
who had gone before.
Irwin Young and family spent
Sunday with their aunt. Mrs. II. II.
Martin.
Mr.. and Mrs. Neff spent Sunday
at the Boothe home. Mr.. Ferguson
and Jennie Ragan were also callers
there.
Evory Boothe has been helping
Fred Phillips gather maize the past
week.
tied Surprise school last Wednesday.
Miss Ellen Curtis is able to be
back to school work. She was re-
ttulit tHIONn ITOm neT pony ana
had her wrist thrown out of place,
also her shoulder. The in njuries were
verp painful for a few days. Miss
Elsie Curtis taught for her last
week.
In view of the fact that farming
without improved livestock has be-
come a starvation process. this com
munity has decided to have March
End as a day TO talk over the prob
lem. There will be an all-day meet
ing and all who wish may bring
purebred stock. There will be a
free entertainment and we look for
big crowd. There will be speakers
who are interested in purebreeds. so
come one and all and make il n
success. II will be called a com
munity club for the present. Coun-
ty Agent Hanley will also be pres
ent 10 give his talks to the Poultry
Club. The school will bring their
chickens and eggs as we will give
prizes on them. Anyone can enter
any stock or poultry of any kind.
the most important part is. we
want everyone to bring their baskets
full of something good TO eat as we
Will have dinner at noon. a pickup
ball game and other entertainment
In the afternoon. Remember. az
Twin Mound school house. March
2. 1922.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-02-23
CLEAR LAKE

Mrs. Rule Farrell and son, Ernest,
spent the weekend at ]. r. Far
rell's.
Charlotte and Alice Roberts spent
Sunday with Meta and Vena
Boileau.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. d. Evans and
children visited at the F. L. Roberts
home Sunday.
Misses Ella Moore and Loudella
Jackson. Alvin Jackson and ]. b.
Moore visited at the S. A. Boileau
hame Sunday afternoon.
Miss Ethel Vaughn visited the
school Wednesday afternoon.
Charles Eyers and Walter
Eyers spent Sunday evening at
Mrs. w. Z. Dunn's.
John Galley and family and Jesse
Caldwell and family visited at the
b. G. Bingham home Sunday.
Ernest Farrell was on toe sick
list the first of the week.
A few of the Clear Lake stu
dents went over to Caleyville dis
trict to see the basket ball game
played between Caleyville and Blue
Ribbon last Friday. Caleyville came
out victorious.
Mrs Clyde Coleman, who has
been quite sick. is feeling a little
better at this writing.
A number of young folks from
around Clear Lake attended the
masquerade at Logan last Tuesday
evening.
The Caleyville basket ball teams
are to go TO Sand Creek to play this
afternoon.
John Evans is helping Carl Smell
stack his feed
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-02-23
mARK. FROM rHE TONES

James NJ. Cox. Democratic candi-
date for President in 1920, speaks
out az last. In his first public ad-
dress since the overwhelming beat
irg administered to him AT that
time. he attempts to analyZe the
present political situation and TO
show to what mad ends we have
come by our failure to accept him
and his Wilson-made theories.
Mr. Cox declares that the Demo
cratic party stands just where il
was when the votes were counted. "
and TO this extent he is right. It
was seven millions behind on that
occasion, and there is nothing TO
show that the country has changed
its mind since then. The Wilson
covenant" is no more popular than
IL ever was. In spite OF the defeated
presidential nominee, who says that
public opinion has steadily borne
the destiny of America nearer each
day TO the seat of the League OF
Nations at Geneva" the exact con-
trary is true.
The league languishes. Nobody
pays any attention TO IT, The bust
ness OF the world is being trans
acted elsewhere-at Washington.
London and Paris. Geneva stands
today as the symbol of inertia. a
synonym for anti-climax
The leaders of the Republican
party. in Mr.. CoX's Judgment, have
profaned Republican history by for
saking the soul of Abraham Lincoln
for the spleen of Henry Cabot
Lodge" This is the cheapest possi-
bic inpertinence and comes with
poor grace from beaten nominee
whose candidacy was characterized
from start to finish by the flinging
of the cheapest billingsgate OF which
presidential candidate has been
guilty for mnay years.
Mr.. Cox has not helped the Demo
cratic party by his suddent eruption.
He would best return without delay
TO the shadowy precincts of the
Graveyard OF Dead Issues. Provi-
lence Journal
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-02-23

from severe colds.
J. b. McNew is moving the old
store building from Lorena to his
farm north of the store.
Robt. vorts sister, Mrs Myrtle
Weaver. is here visiting for a
while. She lives in Iowa.
Luther Ledbetter, wife and two
nieces are visiting Robt. Vogt's.
Mrs. NJ. A. Casady came home
from the hospital Saturday. Margaret
Hill is staying with her.
Mrs. j. s. Cude Is still gaining
and expects to be up soon, her
many friends will be glad to know.
Mrs. Board is better. getting
along nicely. She will be in the
hospital for several days yet. Mrs.
F. Wheeler is keeping Eva Dele
and Jimmie Board and Mrs. Peters
is caring for the baby while Mrs.
Board is In the hospital
Enterprise teams expect to play
Beaver basket ball teams Saturday
afternoon at the Enterprise school
house. The games at Beaver were
In favor of Enterprise.
Celia Belle Nickeson and Adair
Smith were home Saturday and
sunday from Goodwill, where they
are attending school.
There will be a community meet
ing at the Arnold school house next
Friday evening. Everybody invited.
There will be Boys and Girls
club organized Friday afternoon at
Friendship by County Agent Hanly.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. Russell VIII
liams a son. February 18th.
Mrs. Stephenson moved two small
houses to the corner of the Layton
farm and is building on to them
and making other improvements. Mr..
and Mrs. Sanford live there.
The Lorena Community Club
which was organized February 8,
elected the following officers:
President, Frank Wheeler; vice
president, Homer Smith; secretary,
Ray Casady. The following were
appointed directors: Robt. Vogt.
Sunshine District; U. w. Kent, En-
terprise; Roy Tepner. Lone Star:
Mr.. Arnold, District 70; A. ]. Nix.
Independence. Meeting will be
held every two weeks. at the Arnold
school Eext Friday and at Friend
ship the first Friday in March. Come
TO these meetings.