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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
KIDDING the Doctor.

The doctor was ready to leave, and
was congratulating the father on the
advent of the new baby. when burly
billygoat went fearing by In hot pur-
suit Ipf a dog,
The father Dlurted out In very un-
dignified English: 'Drat that goat
shall have to sell him. Doctor,
would you like to buy him for your
boys2
81 don't Anow." said the doctor.
What do you want for himi"
"Well, how much Is your billr'
''Fifty dollars"
"l'hen you ought to give me sixty
for the goat. A full-gr0wn goat ought
to be worth more than a KID"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
She Answered Her,

An austere woman was lecturing q
body of high school girls In Hoosier
town recently on the uselessness and
and wickedness Of the fiapper. After
she had said that they were not fit to
become the mothers Of the next gen
Grafton. she looked at, a hobhed-haired
little girl who had rouged' and pow,
dered her face rather heavily and de.
manded, Young lady, what do you
know about babiesf'
For a minute the little fiappey
looked startled. Then she blushed q
fiery red. We'll. lady" she STAN.
mered, "I've stopped believing In the
stork. indianapolis News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
A Pronounced Success.

The uniform success that has at
tended the use of Chamberlain
Collie and Diarrhoea Remedy in the
relief and cure of bowel complaints,
both for children and adults, has
brought 1t into almost universal use,
so that it is practically without Q
rival and as everyone who has used
it knows, it Is without an equal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
The Ideal Pui.gatfve.

AS purgative, Chamberlain
Tablets are the exact thing required.
Strong enough for the most robust,
mild enough for children. They
cause an agreeable movement of tht
bowels without any of that terrible
gripping. They are easy and pleas
ant to take and agreeable in effect.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
A Neater crimson. culeh.

"What did you do with the bunch of
roughs who came over from Bearcat-
opolis and said they was going to clean
up the town."
''They had 1t their own way" an
swered Cactus joe 1--WE gave 'em
brooms and scrapers. and organized q
posse to see that they made good
Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
The Key that Unlocks the Door t.
Long Living.

1zOHS H1V1HBs
The men of eighty-f1ve and ninety
years of age are not the rotund,
well-fed, but thin, spare men. who
live on a slender diet. Be as care
full as he will, however, man past
middle age will occasionally eat too
much or Of some article Of food not
suited to his constitution, causing
indigestion or constipation and will
need dose of Chamberlain's Tab
let's to move his bowels and invig-
crate his stomach. When this. is
done, there is no reason why the
average man should not live to a
ripe old age.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Other people may regard your
thrift as stinginess, but that's no
reason why you should waste your
money,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Teach the young idea how to
shoot, and the first thing you know
he is taking a pot shot at you.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Evolution at least proves it's
poor rule that won't work both
ways. Many man makes a monkey
of himself.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29
Reconsidered.

Philippi-You know, fell in love
with Jack Higgins at first sight.
Perdita--When is your engagement
20 be announcedf
Philippi-Never. i took q second
look.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Some people seem to regard it as
bad form to know something.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Making the best of what you have
is the first rule for getting ahead.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-29

Don't marry for money, No man
can tell from the price of wife how
much she is going to cost.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
UNsHAKEN TESTIMONY

Time is the test of truth. And
Doans Kidney Pills have stood the
test in Lakeland. No Lakeland resi-.
dent who suffers backache, or annoy.
ing urinary ills can remain uncon.
WINGED by this twice-told testimony.
Mrs. J. E. Bass, 712 N. Iowa Ave,
Lakeland, says: Several years ago
while living in Tampa I suffered with
backache and kidney trouble. When I
swept the floor, sharp pains shot
across the small of my back and near.
ly drove me crazy. My kidneys acted
too freely and had severe headaches
and spells OF dizziness. AS my brother
had good results from the use of
Doan's Kidney Pills l also used them
and they fixed my kidneys up fine.
They banished the headaches and diz-
illness and I felt great" Statement
given April 8. 1879
On March 3. 1922, Mrs. Bass said:
81 haven't been troubled with kidney
complaint since 1 endorsed Doans
Kidney Pills. Doan's have cured me
to stay cured"
60c, at all dealers. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfgs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
CALL FOR BIDS.

April lJul, lSzz.
Proposals will be received by the Board
Of Commissioners until 80 =. NJ. April 24tii,
1922, for the drilling OF a deep well Tor the
purpose OF increasing the water supply or
the City Of Lakeland.
The size OF this well shall be such that
when completed will be Is inches inside dia-
meter Of the casing at top Of well. This size
casing to be not less than 200 feet from top
ground elevation, and If necessary deeper IN
order 10 guarantee flow OF at leasu z,UO gar
Ions Of water per minute
The depth Of the well shall be sucn tnat
approximately the same quality OF water A.
received as that which the citye is now re-
ceiving from its present well. and such that
the Florida State Board OF Health VIII accept
as suitable for drinking purposes, and 1t SHAH
be free Of bacteria. and the flow not less than
1000 gallons per minute
The work on this well must be started with
In ten days after notice Of acceptance OF bid
and shall be completed within ninety days af-
ter work Is started on the well.
A bond OF $1,000 shall be required for the
faithful fulfillment Of the agreement
The contractor shall furnish all material
for the digging and finishing the well TO the
top Of the ground complete, which shall In
GUIDE all wei digging equipment as we'll as
casing for the well.
The contractor shall keep accurate record
Of the strata Of earth passed Through for
each ten feet and this log shall become the
property Of the city at the completion OF the
we'll.
A full detail specification Of agreement IS
70 depth kind and thickness d - inch casinl
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
HOLD RECEPTION FOR D. A. b..
IN WHITE HOUSE TODAY

Washington, April 21.-A reception
at the White House mad election of
officers held the chief interest today
Of delegates attending the annual
Congress of the Daughters of the
American Revolution. The White
House reception was scheduled for
$3.50 o'clock this afternoon. This will
be followed by the balloting on can
didates nominated last nigh for seven
vice-presidents, and the results of the
election are expected to be announced
at tonight's session.
The candidates for vice president
include Mrs. Frank w. Mondell, wy.
oming; Mrs. Willard T. Block, Iii.
nois; Mrs. John L. Buell., Connecti-
cut; Mrs. Clark w. Heavener, West
Virginia; Mrs.M. ]. McCaulley, Hig-
ginson, Virginia; Mrs. Alice Louise
McDufie, Michigan; Mrs. Howard L.
Mccall, Georgia; Mrs. l. B. McFar-
land, Texas; Mrs. Everett G. Sewell,
Florida, and Miss Annie Wallace, New
Hampshire.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
SEAT SOLD IN
NEW YORK EXCHANGE

New York. April 21.-Prices of
seats on the New York Stock Elk.
change long regarded by many as
an index of approaching market con-
ditions are still on the upgrade. Wall
Street got a thrill when II was an
nounced that Erich Marks had bought
the seat of w. p Bliss for $4,000,
which was more than the previous
sale recorded week ago by about
$4,000.
Henry Clews paid only $500 for his
seat, June 81, 1864 and since that
time there have been many wide val
iations, but $4,000 is the lowest re-.
corded in a generation.
The record price was $4,000, reach
ed in the war boom, and a seat Is
reported to have been sold for as low
as $4,000 in the great depression
that followed the closing of the stock
exchange on July 80, 1914, when news
came that Egypt was going into the
war.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
CUT THIS OUTFIT is WORTH
MONEY

Cut out this slip, enclose with sc
and mail it to Foley & Co., 1885 Shelf
field Ave-, Chicago, ILL.,, writing your
name and address clearly. You will
receive in return a trial package con-
tanning Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds and Group;
Foley Kidney Pills for pains in sides
and back; rheumatism, backache. kid
ney and bladder ailments; and Foley
Cathartic Tablets, wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for
constipation, biliousness, headaches.
and sluggish bowels
For sale by Henley's Drug Store.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
sFREES ITSELF FROM ICEBERG
ARRIVES IN PORT AFTER Fl DAYS

Monteviedo, Uruguay, April 21.--Af-
ter an adventurous voyage during
which she collided with an enormous
iceberg and was then imprisoned in
ice fields for 81 days, the Finnish bark
Prof. Koch, has arrived here in tow
of the British steamship Junin.
The bark left Iquique. Chile, Dec.
26, for Portuguese, West Africa, with
Salt Peter. The iceberg into which it
first bumped was said by the crew to
cover 300 feet above the water line.
After freeing herself from the ice,
the bark continued drifting out of con-
troll until she encountered the Junin.
The second pilot of the vessel died
Of disease but the rest of the crew of
16 arrived in good health.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
GLAD SISTER ESCAPED
OPERATION

physicians had given my sister up
to die; they wanted to operate for
gall stones, but she was too weak and
could only talk in whispers. 1 got her
a bottle of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy
and in weeks she was able to get
about and walked a mile to church"
1t is a simple, harmless preparation
that removes the catarrhal mucous
from the intestinal tract and allays
the inflammation which causes prac.
tically all stomach, liver and intesti-
nal ailments, including appendicitis.
One dose will convince or money re-
funded. For sac by City Drug Store
and by druggists everywhere.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21

as we'll as casing from Is inch casing to the
bottom of the well shall accompany the bid
A certified check for $1,000 shall accompany
bids. which will be returned with all reject
ed bids
The Board Of Commissioners reserve the
right to reject all bids.
Bids shall be mailed to Il. L. Swatts, City
Clerk and Tax Collector
l.. p BR0ADFIELD. Com. Pb: Utl.
No. $50. II. l.. SWATTS' clerk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
THIS MAN WAS HELPED

John Grab, 1888 Jackson Ave. New
Orleans, La, writes MY kidneys
were weak and had a soreness and
dull pain across my back. l felt dull
and languid and my kidneys didn't
act right. | began taking Foley Kid
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21

ney Pills and they soon put my kid
neys in a sound healthy condition"
Foley Kidney Pills help the kidneys
rid the system of acids and waste
that cause lameness, backache. sore
muscles. swollen joints and rheumatic
Pains. Tonic in effect, quick in ac-
ton. Henley's Drug Store. adv.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21

HOUSE FOR RENT on East Orange
street; all conveniences; furnished
or unfinished. Inquire 912 East
Orange street.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
SEALED BIDS FOR BONDS

TOWN OF AUBURNDALE, POLK COUNTY,
FLORIDA, APRIL 5TH, 1922.
Notice is hereby given that on or before
the 18th day Of May, 1929. and up to ~
noon Of said day, the Board Of Bond. Trus-
tees Of the Town Of Auburn6ale Polk Coun-
ty. Florida, will receive sealed bids at the
office Of the Clerk Of said Board, for Thirty
Thousand t$30.00Ol Dollars waterworks
Bonds Of the Town OF Auburndale, said bonds
being thirty In number. and Of the denomin-
alton Of One Thousand Isl .0O0) Dollars each,
dated 1st Gay Of April. 1922. bearing six per
cent interest payable semi annually two Of
said bonds to mature on the LIST day Of April
in each OF the years 1927 to 1941s all in
elusive. and the interest and principal Of
said bonds to be payable In the Town Of
Auburndale, Polk County, Florida, or in the
City Of New York., New York, at the option
OF the holders OF same.
The said Board Of Public Wroks reserves
the right TO reject any and all bios and re-
advertise said bonds; each bid must be ac-
companed by a certified check Of $4,000 to
guarantee that the successful bidder will ac-
cept and pay for the bonds.
Dated at Auburndale, Florida, this April
9TH, 1922
P/ E. BRADD0CK.
Z. X. ANDERSON.
J. H. McADAMS.
Board Of Bond Trustees.
Attest w. L. MASON, Clerk
No. $685.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21

A Southern
Institution
The business activities of the Standard
Oil Company (Kentucl1y) are confined
to the South.
The Company has progressed with the
marvellous growth of the South and is
today a vital part of the business and
economic life of it's people.
The following data gives some idea of
the operations of the Standard Oil Com
pany Kentucky) in the State of Florida:
1t operates 100 tank stations and service
stations.
The Company pays in salaries and COM
missions to it's representatives in the
State of Florida over $6OOOOO.OO per
year.
Under the various City, State and County
License, Tax and Inspection laws, it pays
over $26O,O00.OO per year. o@.e
The cooperation, loyalty and efficiency
of the Company's employees have con-
tributed largely to the building up and
maintaining of its Statewide service to
the public.
The Company hopes to merit the public's
continued patronage based upon the
superior quality of its products, its effic-
lent organization and it's service and tank
station system throughout the State.
STANDARD OILCOMPANY
INCORPORATED IN-KENTUCKT
w. w. ZACEIRY District Manager
TnDTnA
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
AUCTION SALE
Of
Furniture, Mdse., Etc.

At 212 South Tennessee Ave.
Regular Saturday Sale at 2 p. m.
Lot of furniture.
Balance of grocery stock. consisting
of coffee, tea, brooms, etc.
Balance of ladies hats going at auc-
ton, prices absolutely without re-
serve. Over 100 hats. variety of
styles. Also children's hats. I'm
usual opportunity.
More shoes, harness, etc.
B. H. .HARNLY, Auctioneer
ONCE, 21a s. Tennessee Ave.
Onllce Phone 6oa Res. $50 Blue
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-04-21
IN COURT OF COUNTY JUDGE OF POLE
COUNTY FLORIDA

IN COURT OF COUNTY JUDGE OF POLK
COUNTY. FLORIDA.
Adna s. and Anna B. Benedict,
both deceased.
To all Creditors, Legatees, Distributes
against said Estate
You. and each Of you. are hereby noti-
ned and required to present any claims
and demands which you, or any Of you
may have against the estate Of A. 8. and
county, Florida, to the undersigned J. R.
Boulware, Executor Of said estate, within
two years from date hereof.
Dated March 9th. A. D. 1879.
]. r. B0ULWARB, Executor,
No. 66o. Lakeland. Fla, !.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28
Theaters Today

"B'' Thcater-Jesse l.. LaslIy pre-
sents these Three great stars
Wallace Reid, Gloria Swanson and
Elliott DaXter--as the leaders in
the east. playing Don't Tell Every
thing" 1t is a Paramount feature
ana that's 'nuff said. Also pre-
senting a reel or two of Burton
Holmes Travelogue" and Current
Events" pictures.
Lyric Theatcr-Here is a great
program for the Lyric patrons,
Marshall Neilan presents "Penrod," !"
with Ereckles Barry, adapted from
Booth Tarkington's famous story,
codirected by Marshall Neilan and
Frank O'Connor. 1t is First Ma
tional attraction, and consists of
eight reels. Besides this powerful
picture, Curran and Walsh will APP
pear in vaudeville stunts--musical,
singing, dancing and talking acts
1t is a great program and the house
should be crowded at each show
PastiIne Theater-"The Fighter"
with Conway Tearle as the LEADING
star, has proved big drawing
card, and is appearing today for
the last time Also repeating to-
day for the last time the Harold
Lloyd comedy. Before Breakfast -
and the Fox News" pictures.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28
LOCAL ITEMS


Coal Supply Co. Phone and 5
Captain A. II. Hardy, represent
ing the Peters Cartridge company
was in Albuquerque yesterday &c
discuss plans for organizing a gun
club. He left last night for y
Paso, but win return in a week TO
con tinue the organization of the
club.
Factory wood, run truck load
four dollars. Hahn Coal Company
Phone 81.
Albuquerque Camp, number one
w. O. w, win meet tonight for in
itiations in the Is. Of =. hall.
Triple Link Rebekah lodge.
number ten, will meet tonight a
1880 in l. Q. 0, F. hall for initia-
tions.
Or. Murray, osteopathic physician.
n. r. ArmiJo building, phone TAI,
Primitive sails and Alfredo Gut
ierrez, OF Belen, were in Albuquer-
que yesterday to confer with forest
officials regarding ranging priEl-
lcses
A tour of the world will be taken
this evening by the young people
Of the Christian Endeavor society
Nof the Presbyterian church. The
tourists will meet at the church at
$3.50 o'clock and will visit America,
Mexico, Japan and Alaska before
the evening is over. There will be
Refreshments appropriate to eacn
country. The entertainment iS be-
ing given by the finance commit
tee OF the organization.
A fun assembly of the Head
Ghu6ters troop of the 11lth cavalry
will be held in the armory at 1880
o'clock this evening. The new troop
commander viii be present at this
assembly.
Or. Murray. osteopathlc physi-
clan. n. T. Armijo Bldg phone
al.
There are undelivered kilograms
at The Western Union for Il. G..
kaufman, Mrs. Ed. Benedick and
w. l.. Bowen, t2l.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28

We deliver any size any
where. Henry Transfer Co.,
Phone 939.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS
00IEGS

White and purple hyancinths are
in bloom now at several homes on
the Heights. while the lilac buds
are also about ready to burst open.
The assistant state highway en-
gineer has announced that a gravel
surface will be Immediately put on
East Central avenue from the end
Of the street car track to the east
ern boundary Of the Heights, which
will be a great Improvement for
that thorOughfare.
Fred CroIott began excavation
work yesterday for a new Spanish
type bungalow facing on Princeton
avenue.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28

A. A, Roberts. decorator. has re-
moved his business TO 222 South
Second street.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28

The SUNSHINE" nut in DAM
TY GIFT PACKAGES. Machine
shclied, Pinon nuts. Fannie S.
Spitz, 523 North Tenth street. Telc-
phone S02.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28

Journal want Ads bring results,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-28
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our many
friends for their uniform kindness
during the illness and death of our
wife and aunt. Mrs. John Brady;
also for the floral offerings.
JOHN BRADY.
MISS ELLEN BRADY.
MISS MARGARET BRADY
The Hope pioneer., 1922-05-11
RAILROAD MEN MEET HARDING
Will Try to Adjust Railroad Rates
Downward.

hington.-President Harding has
summoned Is of the leading railroad
executives of the country, it was said
at the executive offices, to attend a
dinner at the white house May 20 to
discuss the rate situation.
1t is understood the president will
ask the transportation chiefs to con-
slider the possibility Of adjusting rail-
road freights downward as volun-
tary matter, because the Interstate
Commerce commission membership is
said to have concluded that it cannot
legally compel reductions to an extent
satisfactory to sections Of public SEN
timent.
The administration, accordingly, is
said to have decided to resume again
the method of treating directly with
the railroad organizations to consider
what can be secured in the way Of a
satisfactory rate policy. Similar con-
ferences were held last summer and
fall.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-05-11
MILLION HOMES IN 18 MONTHS
Plants Use Day and Night Shifts to
Meet Increased Demand.

seattle-Affording double employ
ment for mill crews and inaugurating
a prosperity season for the northwest
lumber industry, plants are using day
and night shifts to expand their pro.
duction to meet increased lumber de.
mand and t. clean up accumulated back
orders from all sections of the United
States.
Northwest lumbermen estimate that
in the next 1S months more than q
million new homes will be erected in
the United States. From one corner
to another of the nation larger de-
mand annually is being made on the
northwest for wooden building mate.
rials. This is particularly true of red
cedar shingles. Long trains Of
shingles are creeping into the yards
of big American cities, bearing the
housetops from the tree tops of the
Pacific coasts big stand of timber.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-05-11
HOG CHOLERA SPREAD
South Dakota Expert in Animal
Disease Gives WARNING.

Brookings, S. D.-The stage is all
set in South Dakota for the widest
outbreak of hog cholera since the year
1914, according to DR.. G. S. Weaver,
extension specialist in animal disease
at State college.
Outbreaks of this disease, according
to DR.. Weaver, are to be found
throughout the eastern part of the
state at the present time. The num-
Der of outbreaks is larger than usual
at this time of the year, and the indi-
cations are that the disease will
spread widely this summer and fall. It
is only possible that through some
peculiar and unforeseen circumstances
bad outbreak may be averted.
1T behooves every farmer to be on
the alert and keep close watch over
the condition of the hogs in his neigh.
borhood, as well as his own herd"
says rr. Weaver, "and at the first sign
of trouble use every possible means to
prevent the spread of the disease.
Gall well hogs within radius Of
two to three miles of the infected herd
should be vaccinated The time to
vaccinate is while the hogs are well,
not after they are sick. Some few
hogs may be saved in sick herd, but
the vaccination of sick hog is al.
most like vacinating sick man after
he already has contracted the small
pOX
The Hope pioneer., 1922-05-11
BILL BELIEVED DOOMED
Hearings on Measure Permitting Min.
nesota to Join Control End.

Observation-Disclosures Gilbert Hau-
gen of the House committee on agri.
culture intimated that his committee
would not 60 any further with the
Clague-Volstead bill that would per.
NIT the state of Minnesota to parti-
cipate with the federal government in
the control of the South St. Paul stock
yard.
Hearings on the bill were concluded
when W. E. Thompson, superinten-
dent of scales of the Minnesota rail-
road and warehouse commission and
Robert ]. Wells, superintendent of the
inspection force at the stock yards,
urged the adoption of the Clague bill,
and Chester L. Morrill, of the agricul-
tural department. who is in charge of
the administration of the stockyards
act, opposed it, The Minnesota men
covered practically the same ground
as at other hearings, laying stress on
the necessity for having weighing
force independent of the stockyards
associations and requiring commission
men to give bond for the protection of
the shippers.