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The New York herald., 1922-08-15
LEGAL NOTICES.

MAURICE EDWARD BANDMAN deceased.
Pursuant 10 an Order OF the Chancery
Division OF the High Court OF Justice dated
the 23tli day Of July 1922 and made in an
Action In the Matter of the Estate Of
Maurice, Edward Bandrnan deceased. Levin
stein V. Bandman. 1oc. y. No. 1851, the
Creditors OF Maurice Edward Dandman,
late Of No. "a Haymarget In the County
OF London who died on the 9th day OF
March 1922 are on or before the LIST day of
November 1922 TO send by post prepaid 20.
John James Withcrs Solicitor a member OF
the firm OF Withers Bensons Currie WILL
Jams a. CO. OF 4, Arundel Street Strand In
the County Of London. their full Christian
and Surnanes, addresses and descriptions
the full prticulars OF their claims n state.
ment of their accounts and the nature of
the securities or any held by them, or IN
default thereof they will be excluded from the
benefit of the said order unless the Court
or Judge on application otherwise orders
Every Claimant holding any security Il 10
produce tho same before Master watlin
williams at the Chambers of the Judge
Room No. 1J7 Royal Courts of JistIce
Strand, London on "Wednesday the 10Th day
OF November 1922 at II o'clock noon. being
tire time appointed for adJudicating upon
the claims.
a Claimant not residing In England or
Wales must send with particulars OF hts
claim tho name and address OF n person In
England or Wales 10 whom notices TO the
claimant can be sent.
Dated this tst day OF August 1922.
WITHERS BENSoNS CURRIE WILL
IAMS a co.
4, Arundel street, Strand, London.
Solicitors for Annie isewinstein.
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SITUATIONS WANTED Male.

ACcCuNTANr-Man. -, nine years. clerical
experience, credits, costs, ac~ountine rth.
lie accountants office AZ Q Junior. r fsis
Herald. Harlem.
ATTORNEY seeks position with commrrxial
have had n general Law practice In fhis cify
for ten years. y 80 Herald. 9so r'way.
AUTO mechanic and chauffeur. married. srs
81, white. ~ years experience. Wishes 20
make change: write or phone present en-.
ployer. a. H. White, io2 Luauesr st..
Brooklyn.
AUTO mechanic. first class on sii repairs.
Y. Earnac. pT0 ist av.
BOoRKEEPER. office riare-r@. rhorouehiy
experienced. wages secondary 20 opportu-
nIty well recommended. Box p. 3J3s Ful-
ton st.. brooklyn.
BOOKKEEpER. expert accountant. opens.
closes books. regular intervals. Dixie. liz
u. 10th.
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AGENTS WANTED.
Male.

MONEY MAKER. D1GNIrIEp. USEFUL,
p n + r A r !. +.
don't promise that you viii make n
million dollars over night. but you can make
81 or SO a day IL you viii call on Eouse-
wives and show them my PUT and TAKE
CASH REGISTER.
Samples sent for o5 cents: price per half
dozen. Sf.5o. parcel post paid, cash with
order. Exclusive territory given 10 agents
who ael one dozen monthly for each thol-
tand population OF the ;ity where they work.
No string attached 10 the order I want
to put this In the hands OF men and women
who really want to get ahead, who VIII
work for themselves. because ! am going
TO put my SUSIE -SAyIT CASH REGISTER
for the home into as many homes as possible
Letween now and Christmas.
II you want 70 get some Of the profits
that my advertising Is creating right now
order your sample at once and get busy.
Order by mail only SuSlE-SAvIT, iIth
floor. 463 7th av., II. Y. g.
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Statesmen.

Arc you a red-blooded. hustling
salesman who Is working hard and
making sales but not receiving proper
compensation? Get In touch with us
and earn at least one hundred dol
lars per week selling monthly divi-
dend paying security only TO people
who have written ia about II. Easy
70 sell. Experience as a stock sales
man absolutely unnecessary. We tell
you who TO call upon and how to
make the sales. Suite 7ot, 225 Fifth
Avenue. New York City.
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S A L E S M Z N,

don't take our word for what we tell
you here. Come in and have n chat
with our Personnel Director.
IL will then be UP TO you (if you
qualify TO decide II what we have to
offer Ia the connection you are seek
Ing.
We cannot send prospectus TO curios-
ity seekers. II you arc In earnest and
really desire an opportunity to make
a better than usual selling connection.
on a commission basis. working with
an organization OF highest type bust
ness men and bankers, we have a
fcw unified positions.
Address Y 2oJ3 Herald, $50 Broadway.
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HELP WANTED-Male.
MAN.

MAN.
You are looking for a better Job; SO
! few moltlis aTa; J found one
with the livest hunoh ~ youl-s men |
ever met In fast growing. sound. con-
servative business that Will offer un-
limited opportunities 70 a good man; /
have been asked 70 get In touch with a
man between the ages OF 25 and SIS years
who can give unquestlonable reference
TO character and honesty; no matter wha.
your present occupation or past expert
ence may be, perhaps we can use you.
See Mr.. Dantzler, room 1901
7 East 42d st.
PHOTO ENGRAVERS.
Wanted-Night etchers, zinc
and copper; must be able TO
print; steady position. APP
ply
STERLING ENGRAVING Co,
Hill Building,
seth st. and 10th st.
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INFORMATION WANTED.

WHEREABOUTS Of w. w. Walters. private
teacher, iding at time IN 18th 10 23d
s.. neighbo'hood. Any Information send 20
CEDNEY. W Manhattan nv.
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WHOLESALE AND RETAIL BAKERY
AND DWELLINGS-Basing 20 barrels
per week. All machinery, two story con-
crete bake shop. Dwellings bring
$l.foi a year rent. In existence since
1850. $4,000 proposition, 60 per cent.
cash. j. BREDE co.. Saugerties,
\. Y.
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FOR SALE.
Established auto body building. paint and
blacksmith shop, or VIII consider . live
partner with capital
Inquire
". b. TURNER, 2i7 Smith ST.. Perth Amboy.
n. j.. rooms 200 and 2io.
BARGAIN-Candy. cigar store with foun-
tain. ice cream plant. rooms, near
school: u. Pork av. near Alburtis av. sta
tion, Corona, l.. i.
OPPoRTuNlTY-A complete outfit for res
taurant for seventy persons capacity for
sale at moderate price. Apply LOUIS
RESTAURANT, 2f6 Main ST.. Fort Lee, NJ.
STATIONERY, candy. soda fountain. store:
low rent; good paying business. reasonable
price, quick buyer ~ Mott st., corner Canal.
Miscellaneous.
FINE INCOME property Long Acre dis
trict to trade for country unimproved
property; income si33. 600 annually: brokers
protected. AXELRAD, 20 w. 34th. Penn
sylvanla 2061
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SITUATIONS WANTED-FemaIe


CItANBERMAtD--wom wants position ss
,hamhermaid- Mattress. Write A. Mascoli.
1872 beslngton nv.
CHAMBERMAfD and waitress, two Swiss
Young girls, experienced: good references.
WAGES 500. Care ianitor. 500 w. 2Tfh
CIIAMBERMAID, Swedish. steady or tenn
pornry; city or country. Vanderbilt 1907
COOK. German, experienced wishes position
for few weeks. help out. country preferred.
Write Box 10s, 1915 ID av,
COOK. first class. excellent baker. plain
wash; city, country. excellent references.
500 w. 18th, one fllght, front, west.
COOK. swedish (aal. first class. day.
month; 500; excellent references. Rhine
lander a2Hs
COOK. Swedish: leave city. ss5 or 500. 2o5
vast 0sth -. Backsirom.
COOK. rtench, competent, not speak EfIg-
lish good references. q. r.. 2a3 w. 2sth.
COOK AND WAITRESs-Two sisters want
work together. private family: country
prcfatrcd; references. Write w. W., I42
ad av.
COOK, young. excellent good references, no
laundry. city apartment, $SJ monthly. 13J0
proa adwnv Arcade. Box go.
COOK, with little poy. wishes bakery,
iunchroom. from 1o-3. strlcher. 1906 iat av.
COOK. capable (Cierman), accommodating.
by day. "a. or by week. Rhinclander 1852.
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RN1ry " AcTT'E
coal. MlEE
FOR SALE

Fully equipped; breaker
capacity 600 tons; red and
white ash coal; two veins,
Including Buck Mountain
vein; more than one million
tons in sight; 1900 tons in
Z banks; 25O,OOO tons silt. on
p. r.. r.; 100000 to n 5
stripped; producing before
suspension 6,OOO tons per
month; can be increased TO
10000 tons monthly; highest
grade, free burning coal; /;
everything necessary 70 r
operation is on ground; (;
royalty s to 25 cents per ton;
long lease; cheap operating
expense because of no gas,
n a tural ventilation, no
pumping; must be sold TO
satisfy heirs; will accept 10
per cent. cash, balance in five
years, with bankable notes
as security; price 5000, 900;
one Of the finest opportuni-
ties in anthracite region; no
vein less than IL feet; Will
bear strictest of investiqa-
ton, but immediate action
necessary. Write Y 2OSo
Herald, ESQ Broadway.
FOR SALE--Movlng picture theater ~ New
Haven. Conn. House fire proof. seats TOO.
admission is cents. Close 10 factory where
~ 600 people work, other theater near.
Right party buy this property for
S35,000 cash $4,000. balance on mortgage.
Apartment In building OF five rooms for
manager. Theater could not bo built for
price that owner will sell building iand aud
equipment. Owner rent u for $4,000 a
year TO several parties. Owner alex and
must sell. DO not write but come and look
this great proposition over. Owner 3. W.
HART, Sa Church St. New Haven. Conn.
No agents.
HUNTINGTON. l.. l.. Woodworking factory
situated main road between harbor and
station. main building s0xIs. two stories !.
one building 12x30; two buildings lsxi0, and
one building 42x65: factory IL completely
equipped with up to date Woodworking ma
chinery, separate electric motors for each
machine; city water and electric lights; fac
tory suitable for sash and blind factory or
manufacturing automobile tops and CONNER
cial bodies considerable stock and material
hand; will sell entire plant equipped. or
equipment and rent building. CHARLES II.
SAMMlS, JR., Huntington. l.. l. Telephone
Huntington 49,.
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HELP WANTED-MaIe.
S ALE S NJ Z N,

don't take our word for what we tell
you here. Come ia and have a chG4
with our Personnel Director.
II Will then bo UP 70 you df you
qualify 10 decide II what we have 70
offer Is tie connection you are seek
ing.
We cannot send prospectus 10 curios-
ity seekers. II you are In earnest ana
really desire an opportunity 70 make
better than usual selling connection.
on a commission basis. working with
an organization OF highest type busi-
ness men and bankers, We have a
few untitled positions.
Address \ 2055 Herald. $50 Broadway.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15
MEN WANT cd,

Five men who ere look
ina for advancement and
who wish to associate
themselves with one or
the largest and most sue
cessful organizations in
the country. Apply in per-
son 10 Room COP, 50 Court
St, Brooklyn.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15
AUTOMOBILES FOR RENT.
Tor uire--ra.senr-r Cars

Tor ulre--rA@Seng-r Cars.
COTE wnxBcnm~r. touring, Iv hour, day
~ rsrnfhs reasonable. Columbus 1890.
rlitrt.sr. ARROWS TOR hire. day, week,
month"; fNaaWnatf0 rates ACaE AUTO
FeRVfcE. ITO W. ssgM. Cgrgid 2613.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15

MEN.
Three men over 25 arc
wanted who are now work
ing as statesmen, or in offices
as high class clerks, book
Keepers, &C., and who would
like to get salaries as sales
men. We prefer to train our
own men and pay salary,
plus commission, which
makes your earnings as big
as your determination and
desire is for success. Call
after fO'A. M, Suite 726, 90
Broadway.
MAN wanted. sales department of nation
ally known concern no experience neces-
rary; excellent opportunity. 1925 Herald
B'kiyn
ORGANIZERS.
Former cooperative statesmen can mako
very profitable connection IN a new under
taking with unlimited possibilities; interest
ing and pleasant work, reliable ie.Ss fur
nished. Apply Mr.. Stephenson, Ses 9th av.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15

ev-~ArulwG. ariviag taught. short tirnss
license WuaranteS ladies' classes: Aiss
Fore lessons. AMERIcAS AUTO SCHOOL.
T.e Lexington Az.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15
HELP WANTED-MaIe.

Wanted by the
Chesapeake & Ohio
Railroad Company
FOLLOWING; RAILROAD ME-
CrfASIcS AND HELPERS AT
TIE RATES OF PAY ESrAB-
LIsHED BY THE UNITED
STATES RAILROAD LABOR
BOARD:
SEVENTY CENTS Pen
HoUR--SfAcHrNIsTs BOILER
AKERs. BLACKSMfTHs,
SHEET METAS WORKERS..
ELECTRICAL woRKE ERs
AND PASSENGER CAR RE-
PAIRERs.
SfNTY-THREE CENTS PEN
iIOUR-FREICHT CAR RE-
PAIRERS.
FORTY SEVEN CENTS PER
HoUR-HELPERs IN ALL
TRADES.
IN accordance with resolutions is
sued by the United States Railroad
Labor Board. July third. and sp
proved by the President In his procla
nation Of July eleventh. new men ac
cepting employment are within thei
rights and are not strikebreakers
and have the moral as well As lega
right 10 engage In railroad service
and viii have protection Of ever
branch OF Government. both Sta.'
and National.
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ASloinoblles Wanted.
Automobne rnstruetiea.

AUTOS noCgrFT FOR CASH. JANDoYp
AuTo CO. .Tga Broadway. Circle osTs.
The New York herald., 1922-08-15
CREW LEADER

CUSTOMERS MAN.
Conservative brokerage concern has va.
cancy for experienced business gstter; listed
securities; salary. Call Murray Hill $3.50
for appointment.
DIAMOND SETTER.
ROOM si i2t CANAL ST, CITY.
pRAUGHTsNfAN-Ar itectural experience
in fine residential work must understand
working drawings and details. Write Eiy-
ing exocrence and references to III. II. LIN
he nerr, w. tTth 81
IOREMAN AN-MAClItNIsT. experience electric
elevator construction and nstallation, hnud-
ling men. getting production al necessary;
ability 10 doslGn would help. opportunity for
right man TO grow state age, experience and
pay expected Address New England, care
r. o. box $50. Grand Central station. New
York city.
GARDENER, superintendent OF private
estate. thoroughly experienced IN all
branches horticulture and agriculture. Y
2Gp0 Iierald,.2s Broadway
HORIZONTAL WARPERS
wanted thoroughly experienced. steady
work and good wages Tho Cedar cliff
SILK Co., t39 T.. Frederick et., Bing-
hampton, ~ NJ
LOOM FIxER WANTED.
An efficient and reliable webbing loom
flxer wanted: n good opportunity for com.
petcnt man; one accustomed TO elastic web
weaving preferred. Reply, giving references,
2o5a Herald. $50 broadway
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
The st. Tammany Farmer
o. MASON Editor
a seoondc1ass


In population to
family five dollars bridge could
$17985
child When
accomplished
what Red
a undertaking.
A the
publicity
approximately
business that would be So favoaby
profitable
and showing
taking would bring building
New Orleans than any other investment of like
New
She
bridge the lake WILL
building
to its Not would
direct high ground
roads the city
this side Of the lake. great
II does not
uniy Of building great
In speaking the bridge
thai to be built Hudson
This is the latest thriller in
the story Of the building Of America
on ne upper aeck and accommodation for l6 streams OF
vehicles the lower OF
we 40 not Know JUST what reduction in cost OF transportation
would be building
would be great because the
miles through northern states
The closer the bridge oppo
unies presented not simply New Orleans
might further show that
nation times of troops supplies
defensive
increase in population of
States was PEI
% Inc percentage OF increase for the city New Orleans 142
1871
state is next door to St. Tammay parish the bridge
St. Tammany New
in this
thuasm the
bridge New Orleans should adopt it also.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
FOR sALE-ihE@, surrey anl
harness. J. D. OttS, miles from
CovingtoD, on Vaudeville Road
CALOMEL USERS
TAKE AWFUL RISK


Very Next Dose OF Treacherous Drug
May Start Terrible Salvation
The next dose OF calomel you take
may saflrate you. 1t may shock
your liver or start bone necrosis.
Calomel !. dangerous. It is mercury;
quicksilver. It crashes into sour bile
like dynamite, cramping and sicken-
ing you. Calomel attacks the bones
and should never be put into your
system.
II you feel bilious, headachy, con-
stipated and all knocked out, just go
to your druggist and get bottle of
.Dodson's Liver Tone for a few cents
which is a harmless vegetable SUD-
stitute for dangerous calomel Take
a spoonful and if it doesn't start your
liver and straighten you up better
and quicker than nasty calomel and
without making you sick, you just
go back and get your money.
Don't take calomel! 1t cam not
be trusted any more than a leopard
or a wildcat. Take Dodson's Liver
Tone which straightens you right up
and makes you feel fine. No salts
necessary Give it to the children
because it is perfectly harmless and
can not Observation-Disclosures.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
SHERIF'F'S SALE.
George Kemp vs. Gulf State Trad
ing CO., et al.
No. 121,932
Civil District Court in and for the
Parish of Orleans.

Notice is hereby given that by
virtue of writ of ficri facias, issuel
out Of the honorable aforesaid Civil
District Court in and for the Parish
of Orleans, State of Louisiana, and
to me directed, bearing date the 5th
day Of June, 1922, have seized and
will offer for sale to the last an,:
highest bidder, at the principal front
door OF the courthouse in the Town
of Oovington, Parish of st. Tam
many, State of Louisiana, between
legal sale hours for judicial sales, r.l
Saturday, July 20, 1922,
the following described property, Co
wit:
First: All that certain piece or
parcel of land lying and being situat-
ed in the Parish Of st. Tammany.
State of Louisiana, and more fully
described and designated rs the east
half of the southeast quarter of sec
tiOn thirty-twO, in township seven,
south range twelve east, st. Helena
Meridians in Louisiana, containing
82.99 acres of land, together with
all the buildings and improvements
thereon or in anyWise $appertaining
or belonging. Being the same prop
erty acquired by Dr.. Armand Mary
by purchase from Chas. L. Rausch-
kolb recorded in c. Q. B. Sc folio
log.
Second: Situated in the Parish
Of st. Tammany, State Of Louisiana,
and described as follows, to-Wit:
And being the southwest quarter Of
section thirty-three, township seven
south, range twelve east, st. Helena
Meridian, containing 155 acres, more
or less, together with all the build
ings and improvements thereon, cx-
copt 100 feet sold to railroad as right
of way and being the same property
acquired by Dr.. Armand Mary by
purchase from John Merkl as record
ed in c.. O. B. !, folio $780, Less
tho following property sold to DR..
Armand Mary out the first above de-
scribed property:
First: To Ellen Byrne Wake,
lots 81, 38, 80, 40, II, 18, 10,
20, in square 16, as per deed recors,,-
ed in c. O. B. 81 folio 42l.
Second: To Miss B.. Kernagham,
lot 36 in square 16, as per deed re
corded in C. O. B. 58, folio 1856.
Third: To Lillian NJ Johnson,
lots 1, 2, 3, square 21, as per decd
recorded in C. O. B. 81, folio 127.
Fourth: To Gertrude Johnsol,
lots 4, 5, 6, in square 21,s as PEI
deed recorded in G.. o. B. 81, folio
1913.
Fifth: To Catherine Levi, lots 8.
4, 18, -, q, %, in square %, and
lots 19 and 20, in square 4, recorded
in c. 0. B. 81, folio lis.
Terms of Sale-Cash, with benefit
of appraisement.
WALTER GALATAS,
je 24-6t Sheriff.
A. j. Finney,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
THE PARISH FARM BUREAU.

The organization Of the st Tammany Parish Farm
held
L.
Henry B. Pruden of Covngton ycepresiden
ngton, secretary John King, of Lacombe
parish brings them cooperation with
Bureaus them advantages marketing
hoped for by
ship carload lots he could afford
resulting indsciminate
Of the national organization
not TO glat the market with fair
Farmers must the
problems
There will be considerable
take time organize ship beans
lots But there that could
that the There
other potato houses be built
the market they stored
ready for sgners
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
SLlDELL SAVINGS & HOMESTEAD ASSN

SAFETY FIItSTMoney
of this Association
foresight he funds loaned 6rks
only.
by the Real Estate Committee approved
As further reqmEed
on every buidng The President and Secretary
IOnded $5, ,OOO 90 of
examined
Certified Public Accountant sem-a
SECOND-We
have paid cent bOrroWer
We have of S225OOO, surplus of S1OOoOa
future
homes in and proud Of this acco.
pslment every man. Woraaa
and child in the Parish who
this
We need savings Of Aseocs
ton to other home buldes you
safe sound investment your earnings. Let's ret to
gethcr in a bond Of mutual helpfuness. sSsAsa
w. L.
Treasme
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
THE PARISH FAIR.

Don't forget something from
exhibiting at the Parish Mark
field exhibits
ton of the parish
have and adverses
makes
the world that VIC have place worth living
The good Of St Tmmany many
When
the time the fair
Jackson.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

We have on hand big stoetE 3 I,
rough and dressed lumber a II. n,
kinds; sash, doors and eyn,sssss u.
shingles, cypress lumber, etc ~ ~.
our price before you build .,r IN
your supplies. H. J. Smiths sas.s
oo'ins 'on' Id m2e.Sf
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

ROOM and BOARD-Meals also
served on premises or at your home;
Creole cooking at cheap rates. Ap-
ply Mrs. H. Buisson, at Madison and
Oath Avenue, or phone 252. f214t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

BARGAIN OF A LIFETIME--MVs| mn
have near this town a fine rhiefyl
organ, condition good as new. IA
save shipping expenses will saeri6,s
for balance of mortgage. WritsN53
w. KimbaH Co., Collection Deet.
Chicago, Illinois. iie27.sif
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
NOTICE.

When passing through FOLSOM, 1.S
stop at China Grove for q eaaa
meal and a cup Of genuine CraoIsI
coffee. ss.s
MRS. THOs. GUsMAN.
je 17-4t Pronriafnr sg
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
How a Noted Vet Gets Rid Of Rats

How a Noted Vet Gets Rid Of Rats
Farmers Heed.
DR.. H. H. Butler says 81 use RAT
SNAP around my hospitals every
three months, whether see rats or
not. It does the work-RAT-SNAP
gets them every time. recommend
it to everybody having rats" Don't
wait until there is a brood of rats.
act Immediately you see the first one.
Three sizes, 35c, Csc, $1.25. Sold
and guaranteed by Smith Hardware
Co. and Schonberg's Pharmacy.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
Punctured.

Punctured.
Here, waitress, this doughnut mas
a tack III it,
Well, l declare! I'll bet the am
bilious little thing thinks it is a
f1ivver tire /"
It's what we learn after we think
we know it all that counts
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

FOR RENT-one large and "a
small cottage, Charropin Park. q
D. Schwartz, CoVington. ddeiI
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

Everybody goes to the CoYinsna|
R Restaurant for coffee. ADV,
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

FOR sALE-stove wood ana 4;
pine. 200 fat pine post. W. aS
Badon. 415 Lockwood street. casS
ingoa. III H. NJ
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

FOR RENT - Rooms/fo light
housekeeping. Apply 31515 26th
Avenue, COvington. je24
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

FOR SALE Saxon 5-passenger
touring car. A bargain. Apply at
Frank Patecek's, Covington. je24
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

GO 6 quickly relieves Colds, a..
stipation, Biliousness and Head
aches. A fine Tonic. lei. IN
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

Can the Gossip.
Every man is expected to give an
account OF himself, not of his neigh
Dor.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24
WHY They Leave the Farm.

Why They Leave the Farm.
| left my dad, his farm, his plow,
Because my calf became his COW;
! left dad-'twas wrong, of course =
because my colt became his horse.
| left my dad to sow and reap,
Because my lamb became his sheep;
| dropped my hoe and struck my fork
Because my pig became his pork.
The garden truck | made to grow
Was his to sell and mine to hoe
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

The Reason.
What in cats fire are you letting
that kid make all that internal hoo.
raw for, inquired a hypercritical
neighbor who had come over to bor-
row clevis.
Aw, his nav is away for a spen,
replied Gap johnson of Rumpus Hill
and giving him them two cowballs
and telling him to tear loose is the
only way to keep him quiet.
The ear puffs the chickens wear
are never thick enough to deaden
the sound of an invitation to go
motoring.
You cannot go far on sentiment.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-24

that the nearest it came to nut bread
was that some nut had baked it.
One Of the mean things about
changing from winter to summer is
that you must carry four coat peck
cts of stuff in two trouser pockets.
Safety first pays we'll. The in
ventor Of safety pins made some
thing like $4,200,00O.
A woman is like a cannon, stie
doesn't seem ready to go until she's
full Of powder.