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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Teachers Examinations

Notice is hereby given that the
County Superintendent of Hood River
County, Oregon, will hold the regular
examination of applicants for State
Certificates at Hood River High School
as follows:
Commencing Wednesday, December
20. 1922, at 8 O'Clock a. m, and con-
tinuing until Saturday, December .23,
1922, at A o'clock p. m.
Wednesday Forenoon
U. S. History, Writing Penman-
ship. Music. Drawing.
Wednesday Afternoon
Physiology, Reading, Manual Train
ing. Composition, Domestic Science,
Methods in Reading, Course of Study
for Drawing. Methods in Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon
Arithmetic, History of Education,
Psychology, Methods in Geography,
Mechanical Drawing. Domestic Art,
Course of Study for Domestic Art.
Thursday Afternoon
Grammar. Geography, Stenography,
American Literature, Physics, Type
writing, Methods in Language, Thesis
for Primary Certificate.
Friday Forenoon
Theory and Practice, Orthography
(Spelling). Physical Geography, En-
glish Literature. Chemistry.
Friday Afternoon
School Law. Geology. Algebra, Civil
Saturday Forenoon
Geometry, Botany.
Saturday Afternoon
General History, Bookkeeping.
Very truly yours,
d7dl4 l.. b. Gibson,
County Superintendent of Schools.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Changers Fight Tax Increase

Committees of Changers of Hood
River county will attend the final ses-
sion of the county tax budget board
pledged to oppose. any increase in APP
preparations for the coming year. The
Changers oppose all increased esti-
mates in county Offices.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
I'm A BAD WAY"
Many a Hood River Reader viii Feel
Grateful for This Information

If your back gives out;
Becomes lame, weak or aching;
If urinary troubles set in,
Perhaps your kidneys are ''in bad
way"
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys.
Local evidence proves their merit.
Mrs. N. A. Monroe, Sl4 Cascade
avenue, Hood River, says: my back
and kidneys bothered me and | felt
run down and miserable. Doan's Kid
ney Pills helped me greatly and soon
restored me to my usual good health.
Such fire remedy as DOan's should
be known to all. Statement given
December 5. 1922
On May 3. 1920, Mrs. Monroe added /:
81 haven't changed my good opinion
Of Doan's Kidney Pills. They have
always helped me when my kidneys
troubled me.
Price 60c. at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy-Ret
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Monroe had. FosteT-Milburn Co.
Mfrs, Buffalo. N. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Gard Of Thanks

We wish to thank our friends and
neighbors for their kind aid and sym-
pathy during our recent bereavement
at the time of the death of our hus.
band and father. Especially do we
thank those who so kindly brought
floral tributes. These acts of kind
ministration were deeply appreciated
and will hold sacred niche in our
memory. Mrs. Anna Wantland Z
and Children.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Three Are Naturalized

Final citizenship papers were issued
in circuit court by Judge Wilson Thurs
day to J. E. Clark, W. 7. Wyatt and
II. Gross. Mr.. Clark, East Side orch
ardist, and Mr.. Wyatt, Upper Valley
mau. were native born citizens of the
United States but had become Canad-
ians. Mr.. Clark served overseas with
the Canadian army during the great
war. Mr.. Gross is native of Odessa,
Russia.
Naturalization Examiner Reynolds,
from the Portland office of the United
States Department of Justice, was
here to question the applicants.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
DAN WUILLE & co.
SHIP FROM IMBLER

Reports from Imbler to the effect
that shippers there are in Quandary
as to what disposition to make of their
apples are erroneous. according to local
shippers. Dan Wuille & Co. have alone
handled 40 cars from Imbler to date
this season. They expect to handle
about 100 additional cars of fruit of
that section.
The English concern is handling the
crop of William Miller, of the Imbler
section. who alone harvested "a, 600
boxes of apples.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Skamania Lodges Consolidate

The Masonic lodges of Stevenson and
Carson have voted to consolidate. To-
morrow evening the members of the
Carson lodge will journey to Stevenson
to be guests at banquet. Election of
officers will be held that evening. The
Stevenson lodge already has 100 mem
bers, and the addition of the Carson
body will make the lodge one of the
strongest of southern Washington.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Truck Runs Man Down Twice

Albert Turnquist, engaged on the
Cooks grade of the North Bank High
way, sustained serious bruises last
week when run over by a truck. A
front wheel passed over the mans leg.
He yelled to the driver to halt. The
man in his confusion. reversed the ma
chine and backed over the smashed leg
a second time. Turnquist is recover
ng at the Stevenson hospital.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
the Moiher's FaYnrife

The soothing and healing properties
Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, its
pleasant taste and prompt and effec-
tual cures have made It a favorite with
people everywhere. Ii is especially
prized by mothers Of young children
for colds, Group and whooping cough,
rs it always affords quick relief and IS
free from opium and other harmful
drugs.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14

Come in and see the new Buick 1928
models. Skies, Sl425; Fours, sl075.
Hood River Garage.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-12-14

24-hour service on cleaning and press
ing. Meyer q Brazeau. Tel. 1914. oi2tf
The Washington herald., 1922-12-28
THE VENGEANCE OF
Henry Jarromon
By 10y Vickefs'

m HEED sisaesd Q. the csuch
wherson Jarroman ives lye-
u ing and wondered hsw
much he could hear and under.
stand Of what was eetns on
around him and decided to assume
that he could hear evsrything.
'Hullo? Theed speaking. I am
in Mr.. Jarroman's flat. fear /
have bad news. Poor Mr.. Jarro-
man has had q seizure-a paraiytic
stroke. The doctor suggests that
he should so to q nursing home.
but I felt sure that at such Q time
you would wish him to be sur
rounded by friends. 90 I thought
Of bringing him to your house.
We shall be there in an ambulance
within an hour. Yes. /
feel sure that could the poor fsl-
low speak he would wish this to be
done, and I know that It will be
great happiness to you. no Ices
than to myself, to do aii that We
can for him."
The rational rogue realised that
was an that need Be- said On the
telephone. The bsRevolsnt elderly
gentleman sighed dssp,y. sank into
an armchair and. with folded
hands. awaited the arrival Of the
ambulance.
A couple Of hours later Thssd
was iunehinE tstsA-tsts with 0lau-
dine Crayne- In . quiet room up
stairs Jarroman had bean put TO
bed and was In the hands Of q
trained nurse.
The room In which luncheon had
been SERVED was . small, sccsntrte
apartment to which Claudins rars-
ly invited any one. Calling and
walls were covered with an irr1.
dsscsnt substance that cleaned
like mother Of pearl; In its depths
the faint grssn hanginss were re-
flected and the deeper Giow Of the
rosewood furniture, Its long win
dow opened on to . balcony fiIlsd
with flowers the color Of flame,
and beyond them was the garden
with its closed safe,
While the servants were present
fheed ehceiied himself In haaali-
titles. His admiration Of the 0evres
coffee set was verginG on the in
eohsrmt GhsH Caudine brought
him abruptly to the point.
~An the time you have bsea talk.
ing I have besn trying to caicuiats
what's at the hack Of your mind
and I admit I've failed" she said.
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Not today" he protested. This
isnf my lucky day."
We'll. it's mnie. the good soul
retprted. "Miguel-you'n pardon
me calling you by your first name,
Miguel. but since I was bound to
do SO sooner or later. we'll start
now-Miguel. I'm in charge of the
domestic affairs of the Parker
family. and I've never known q
time when this poor, tired old
business man didn't honor my
debts. Roll 'em. Mike. and test
your luck"
Mother" Kay murmured re-
proachfully.
Nonsense. dear. Miguel II the
first natural gentleman. the first
regular young man I've met In
years. I'm for him and I want
him to>know it. Are you for me,
Miguel?"
"All the wayr' Don Mike cried
happily.
There" the curious woman de-
clared triumphantiy. "I knew we
were going to be good friends.
What do / see before me? As I
live. a pair Of box cars"
Mother. where did you get such
slang?" her daughter pleaded.
From the men your non-gam.
bling father used to bring home
to play poker and shoot craps"
she almost shouted. We'll. let us
see II I can roll two skies and tie
the score. can. What's more,
I do. Miguel. are these dice COL
lege-bred? All, Old Lady Parker
rolls a wretched little pair of
bulls eyes"
Don Miguel took the dice and
rolled-a pair Of deuces.
I'm going to make big money
operating a clearinghouse" he
informed the lady.
Landlord. fill the flowing bowl
until it doth flow over" she Sang
gsily. "Jchn. you owe Miguel
$4,000. payable at the rate of
$1,000 a month for twelve months.
Have your lawyer in FL Toro draw
the lease this afternoon.
Parker glanced at her with a
broad hint of belliserency in his
keen gray eyes.
My dear" he rasped. II wish
you would take me seriously once
In a while. For twenty-five years
I've tried to keep step with YOU.
and I've failed. One of these
bright days I'm going to strike"
81 recall three occasions when
you went on strike. John. and
refused to accept my orders"
the mischievous woman fetorted
sweetly. AT the conclusion of
The Washington herald., 1922-12-28
ON PROBLEMS OF LIFE
BY Virginia Lee
tCopyright. 1s12.)

hatred OF my admirer Is seem.
ingly shared by him. He IL toll.
Grant Of them only because he
loves me.
But 1 am afraid after. ! mar.
ried him this dislike on his part
for them and on their part for
him would not mean a safe fu.
ture for them.
Therefore. Al they como first
In my love 1 hesitate to give
my answer.
LITTLE WIDOW.
Such q dislike on the part of
these little children must, / fear,
be taken as a warning of future
trouble IL you marry this man.
His dislike for the children
might never be overcome and
you would be miserable as a re-
suit of family discord.
Your little boys come first, of
course, Unless you feel you could
conquer this mutual dislike after
marriage, since the children are
30 young and you believe the
mans love for you is sincere,
do not marry him.
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lead This Gripping Story by Author of ''The
/. Kindred of the Dust" Told In Motion Pic
tureS, L0eW's Palace Beginning Sunday.

This great story has been cre-
Afed Into . wonderful photoply
Cosmopolitan Productions, d.
Retion OF Frank Borzage. and feA-
!1ring Forest Stanley and Mar
3te Daw. It II . Paramount
lecture.
KIT DECLARE you're the most
comfortable young man to
have around that I have
ever known Isn't he. Kay?" Mrs.
Parker declared.
II will be very delightful to be
paying guests to such a host.
Don Mike Farrell"
Then it's settled" Parker an
nounced. much relieved.
f'And let US here highly resolve
that We shall always be good
friends and dwell together in
peace" Kay suggested.
"I made that resolve when you
met me at the gate last night.
Miss Parker. Hark! Methinks I
hear a young riot. Well. we
cannot possibly have any interest
In 1t. and besides, we're talking
business now. Mr.. Parker. there
Isn't the slightest hope OF my
earning sufficient money to pay
the mortgage you hold against
this ranch of mine. so I have re-
solved to gamble for 1t whenever
and wherever l can. You have
agreed to pay me $4,000. in re-
turn for which 1 guarantee to
feed you and your family and
servants well and house you COM
fortably and furnish three saddle
horses. with saddles and brides.
for a period of one year. Under
stand?"
Understood"
Don Miguel Farrell took two dice
cut of his pocket and cuddled
them in his palm.
..'I'n roll you the bones. one flop.
$4,000 or nothing. SIR" he chal-
Isnged.
But IL I win"
you want to know il ! am in
position to support your all for
one year If I lose? l am. There
are cattle enough on the ranch to
guarantee that"
well. while these little adven-
tuyes are Interesting. Mr.. Farrell,
the fact is I've always made it
rule not to gamble"
Listen to the hypocrite." his
wife shouted. "Gambled every
day Of his life for twenty-five wears
on the New York Stock Exchange,
and now he has the etfrontery to
make . statement like that! John
Parker. roll them bones"
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why have you brought Jsssensn
here?'
Dear lady. HE life 10 In danger.
You would not have him In str.nse
hands st such q t,ne.."
Caudine's gissnins nails beat a
tattoo upon the polished surface
OF the table.
His present seizure was brought
about by terrible piece Of nevs."
continued Theed. He has mad.
the disturbing discovery that Nadia
is not his daughter. but John
Camden's."
"Ah!"
II was like the snarl Of q cat.
and. ss she leaned forwzre IN her
chair. Clsudine reminded her
guest irresistibly Of Q silky. sulky
Persian. Her dress was Of smoke
blue. embroidered with silver
threads. ana . chain Of opals hung
almost TO her knees.
Involuntarfly Thsen backsd his
chair an inch or two.
For . moment her nsrcs dtsap-
potntment hsld. then she rose and
moved about the room. whsa
she ressated herself he saw that
her resentment against the fates
had been beaten down 10 . mere
pstu,ance.
"A pity" she drawied. That
puts an end TO this brilliant IN.
trtsue Of yours. But I don't -
why you brought him hare"
10 obtain your assistsnes m
mother an - brilliant intrigue"
answered Thesd.
Ciaudine looked her impstienos.
you viii have to drop n, surely,
now that he knowsf"
The vital spsrh flickers-it 10
beyond the power ef rAan to say
when n Win be sxtinguishsd." |"
intsnsd Thesd, Ard while - cAn
but endure the thross Of anxious
uncertainty. the situation b 10 al
intents and purposes the same as
n our poes friend wspe actually
dead"
There vas q siisAce, Ciaudinss
petuianoe had vanished Ike snss
before fire. She fideetsd with hsr
opsls. her eyes on Thssd's flsbby
visass,
You mean you're sefng 70 get
10 work at onceT- she suggested
slowly.
tcepyrisht. is1s. By Chicago Tribunal
no Be Continued Vpmorrovl
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Struggle OF the Last Of An Ancient California
Line to Save the Family Estate From the
Hands Of the Encoaching japanese.

gambler after an she declared
IL you do not redeem the ranch
he WIN get ODDS Of two snS . haif
to one on his miiiton-dollar bet
and clean up In . year. with
wat4r on the lands OF the 8an
Greeorio. oisada's people WIN pay
five hundred dollars an acre eash
for the fifty thousand scrss."
Il grant you that. Mrs Parker.
but In the meantime he win have
increased Tremendously the value
Of all Of my land In the San Gre
sofio valley. and what Ia to pre-
vent me. nine months from now.
from Heating a new lean rather
handily. by reason OF that In
creased valuation. paying OF Mr..
Parker's mortgage and earnering
for myself that two ana . half
million dollars profit you speak
Oft"
II fear you VIII have TO excuse
US from reiishing the prospect OF
that joke. Don Nike" Kay muir
INJURED.
Work on that irrigation project
win cease on Saturday evening.
Mr.. Farrel." Parker assured his
host.
Nevertheless. Farrel observed
that his manner belied his words:
obviously he was III at ssse. For
a moment. the elances OF the two
men met; swift though that visual
contact was. each read in the
others glance an unfaltering de-
cision. There would be no sur
render.
The gay mood into which Mrs
Psrker's humorous ssllies had
thrown FsTrel relaxed: there came
back to him the memory Of some
graves in the valley. and his dark.
etreng face was somber again. OF
q sudden. despste his victory OF
the morning. he felt old for all
his twentyeieht yesrs-old and
sad and embittered. lonely. futile
and helpless.
The girl, watching him closely.
saw the light die cut in his face.
saw the shadows come. a. when
q thurdercloud passes between the
sun and q smiling valley. His
chin dropped q little On his breast.
and for perhaps ten seconds he
vas silent; by the farSway giean
IN bis eyes. Kay knew he was
seeing visiens, and that they were
not happy ores.
Instinctiveiy her hand crept
round the corner Of the table and
touched his arm lightly. Her
action was the result OF impulse
almost a. soon a. shs had touch
ed him. she withdrew her hand
in corfusisn.
tcsyyristt. issi ~ pvtsr .. Kyp.D
Go Be ossesass fs.sFr-
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DEAR VIRGINIA LEE:

DEAR VIRGINIA LEE:
r AM q widow with two little
boys, five and six years Of
l. age. I am not very strong
but I work as a private secretary.
making enough to care for my
children and myself.
A man who has paid me marked
attention since my husbands
death wants mo to marry him.
He is well Off and II I married
him could secure the rest
need % much and the medical
care, too. iovo him, andrit 10
a temptation to give up work
and marry him, save for one
reason.
That Ia that my little boy Of
SIX has taken O violent dislike
to him, has prejudiced his little
brother against him, and both
children behave SO terribly to-
ward him that am q wreck
from weeping and trying to over
come their dislike.
Please don't think that my
little boys are badly brought up.
Indeed they are not But their
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Interesting Facts

The apostolic fathers were the
six men to whom the twelve
apostles committed the charge of
the church as they received It
from Christ. They were all called
Saints. Their names were Barna-
bas. Clemens Romae. Ignatius. He
mas. Papias, Polycarp.
The quotation "the colonels
lady and July O'Grady are sis
ters under the skin" is from the
poem The Ladies'" by Rudyard
Kipling. 1t means that although
one may be an eristocrat and the
other OF plebian origin their ma
lures as women are closely akin.
Ninety-two per cent Of the e,00o,-
600 people who live in Egypt are
Of the Mohammedan faith. The re-
matng eight per cent are mostly
Christians and Jews.
In the battle Of Shiloh during
the civil war the Federals lost
about $4,000 men, while the Con.
federates' loss 10 placed at 10,700.
A tree may be most easily killed
without the annoyance OF sprout-
Ing from the roots by cutting out
a band Of It's bark ali around its
: trunk at some time during mid.
summer. II It 10 SO cut In spring,
fall or winter, It is likely to sprout
from the roots.
The paradox proverb to The
wise man has a short tongue" is
"Stlepce Is the virtue of those who
are not Wtsay
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Miguel Farrell would saw of the
limb before he could crawl back.
Perhaps. Mr.. Farrell" ne re-
piled. with q heroic attempt ~
joculartty. you win understsbd
now that It was not altogether Q
cold. hard heart that prompted
me to decline your request for q
renewal Of the mortgage this
morning. i couldn't afford to. ]
had agreed to gamble one miIlion
dollars that you were thoroughly
and effectually dead couldn't
see one chance In q million where
the ranch would get away from
me-"
well. do not permit yourself
to become downhearted, Mr.. Par
kerr" Don Mike assured him vhin-
IDEALLY. Il cannot see one chance
in . million where you are going
to lose it."
Thank you for the hesrtsning
effect Of those words. Mr.. FarTel"
"I think understand the
reason underlying all this speed,
Mr.. Parker. You and okada
feared that NEXT year the peor.e
Of this state will % amend their
faulty anti-aiien land Law Of 1918
thai II viii be impossible for any
Oriental to own or lease California
land then. So you proceeded with
your improvements during the re.
dsmptien period in order that you
might be free 70 deal with Okzda
before the new law went into
effect. Okada would not deal with
you until he was assured the
water could be gotten on the
land
Pas thrown out at first baser
Mrs. Parker shrilled. "Peo- old
pa"
Don Mikes sember black eyes
flashed with mirth.
II understand now why you
leased the hacienda and why
that $4,000 board hin hurt." !"
he . murmured. He turned to
Kay and her mother. why
the poor unfortunate man 10
fcrcsd 10 remain at the Rancho
Palomsr in order to protect his
Bet His thick black brevs
lifted pieusly. Dent cheer.
boys" he cried trasically: tn.
poor devil is going fast nov! 10
there anybody present who re-
members a prayer or who can
sing q hymn"
Kay's adorable face tw1tched a.
she suppressed a chuckle at her
fathers expense. but new that
Parker was being assailed by all
three, his loyal wife decided to
protect him.
We'll. Johnny's shrevd
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Plate Cloths

Plate cloths are easy to make
and are excellent for imparting a
brilliant polish to silver and plated
articles.
Select a piece of soft material
and boil II for five minutes in a
pint of milk. to which has been
added one ounce of powdered am
nlonia. Place It for a moment in
cold water, wiring out and then dry
II rapidly before a fire.
A cloth of this kind can be used
20 rub UP plated articles and will
DO good service until il is soiled.
when il may he thoroughly wash
ed and retreated In the manner de-
scribed,
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DOLLS hospital address is so7
II street northeast. II the
doll that the small daughter has
has broken her crown. or needs a
new wig or any new clothes. her
needs will be supplied at Garren.
Perhaps. you have an old doll
that with few adjustments
would be as good as new and
delight some kiddie at the hos
pital or at one of the orphan
homes. Why not have 1t re-
paired and dressed In freshly
laundered clothes and make
Christmas a real joy day for
some poor child. Also at the
doll hospital there are doll car
riages.
~ -
A CHRISTMAS eve story would.
not be complete without q
hero in the form Of a ruddy-'
checked old man, who fills his
limousine full of toys and turkeys
and gay wreaths. What care he
for the crowds, it is Christmas
eve. This year he will proba bIy
stop at the Webster Electric Co,
719 Ninth street. and purchase an
electric train. After amusing
himself with the mysteries and
intricate workings OF the train.
he will give the clerk yellow
back and then will be surprised
to receive several dollars hack.
Then he will invest the change in
a radio set. which he discovered
sold for as low as $5.s5.
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Pablo


the strike you couldn't so back
to work. Miguel. three separate
times that man has declined to
cease money-making long enough
to play. although I begged him
with tears in my eyes. And I'm
not the crying kind. either. And
every time he disobeyed he blew
up< Miguel. he came home to me
as hysterical as q high school
The Washington herald., 1922-12-28

stable fire. You rescue him from
the flames. but the instant you
let 60 his RAlter-shank he dashes
into the burning barn." She
winked ever so slightly at Farrel.
Thanks to you. Don Mike" she
assured him, fathers claws are
clipped for one year: thanks to
you again. we now have n nice,
quiet place to incarcerate him.
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Farrell could see that John Par
ker, while outwardly appearing TO
enjoy this combined attack against
him. was secretly furious. And
Don Mike knew why. His pride
as a business man was being
cruelty lacerated; he had toolishly
crawled out on the end of a limb,
and now there was a probability.
although a remote one. that
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girl, wept on my shoulder, said
he'd kill himself il he couldn't get
more sleep. and then surrendered
and permitted me to take him
away for six mouths. Strange to
relate. his business got along very
nicely without him. Am not
right. Kay?"
You are. mother dear. Dad
reminds me of q horse at a livery
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of youth that was so numerous
in many Of our colleges and uni
versities before the world war.
Then he was the lad who came
to college for fun and because
II was really the thing to do.
He forgot that the university
wasn't a country club. But he
has assisted in wedding himself
out of the colleges all over the
country. He's changed his out
look. that's all"