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New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

HAndsrs Messiah will be sung at
the Brick Church, Fifth Avenue and
Thirty-seventh Street, this Sunday
afternoon at 4 O'clock. Soloists: Inez
Barbour, soprano; Rose Bryant, con-
tralto; Arthur Hackett, tenor. and
Frank Croxton, bass, with chorus
choir; Clarence Dickinson. organist and
choirmaster.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

Nine. Helen Stanley has added the
role OF Sicglinde 20 her repe rtoire and
has. during the last ten days. sung the
part with Andreas Dippols United
States Opera Company in Allentown.
where the organization opened. and in
Pittsburgh. Wheeling, Cleveland and
Cincinnati.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10
Music Notes

Paderevsh will be heard in his only
recital in Brooklyn in the Academy Of
Music December is.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

The third recital given by JaSeha
Heifetz will be at Carnegie Hall on
Sunday, January !.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

Joseph Schwartz, bArytone. heard
here last season with the Chicago
Opera and in recital, will give con
cert with the Philharmonic Orchestra,
under Mr.. stransky. at Carnegie Hall
on Thursday evening. December 2s.
The program will consist entirely Of
songs and arias with orchestra. in
GLIDING Brahms songs orchestrated b.
Roger and songs by List orchestrated
By the late Arthur Nikiseh.
A program Of Christmas music will
be given by the chapel choir al Colum-
bia University under the direction Of
Professor Walter Henry Ball in ST.
Paurs Chapel on Thursday evening,
December H. The choir. augmented to
sixty voices for the occasion. will rem
der Bach chorhls. old carols short
selection from "The Messiah and The
Wilderness. BY Samuel Sebastian
Wesley. The recital begins At s:i5.
Augusta Cottlow's annual New York
piano recital is announced for the eve
ming Of January ls at Aeolisn Hall
Anne Robinson. soprano from Den
yer. new 10 New York, will make her
/ first appearance in an Aeolizu Hall re-
cital on the evening OF January ?
Eva Gauthier has been engaged BY
the Philadelphia Orchestra so present
some modern songs iof the hrsi time
in Philadelphia under the direction Of
Leopold Stokowsh on December - and
is The numbers will include "Deux
/ Melodies Hebrsiaue" IS Ravel: "Deux
Pocme Hindous" Lahore and Benaresl, +,
by Delage. and "Trois Poesies dc Il
Lyrique JsPonaise," b. strawinsky.
Margsrete Mstzensuer will give a
song recital, the first given here in
three years--at Carnegie Hall on
Wednesday evening January IL. ire,ud-
ing new songs By Frank la Forge and
others by Eleanor Warren. a young
composer and pianist from CalifoIois.
She viii also. a. requested. sing French
and Russian numbers
At a lecture-coneert devoted 10 Amer.
lean composers recently given in Paris
BY Lazaro saminsky and +. Robert
Sehmiiz works By Walker Kramer.
Marion Bauer. Lonls Greeabcrg, Fred
eriek Jscobi and Deems Taylor, Of the
American Music Guild. we're performed.
Reinald Werrenrath will give MS only
Brooklyn recital Of this season at the
, Academy Of Music or Monday evening.
January 6. under Tire auspices Of the
Brooklyn Institute Of Arts and Sciences.
His next Carnegie Hall recital will be
on SUNDAY afternoon. April s. when he
viii give . group Of old English folk
songs. q group by Deems Taylor and
some modern numbers b. a young Ger
man composer, not ss yet known in
Ameries, whom Mr.. werrenraih con-
siders very promising.
The LenoS String Quartet will give
Dvorsk's American" Quartet and III.
gene Goosens's by the Tarn" at the
"'ildren'' The~fsr ~ ths Hsctre,--
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Wednesday

Carnegie Hall, s;15 .. m. Piano re-
cital by Josef Lhevinns:
Gsvotts with variations IN A minor.
Rsmeau
Prelude ana FvEus IN d msior.
Bach-dAibsrt
Sonata IN c major. op. S1..... .Bss;hovsn
fmpromptu G sharp minori two
Etudes Op 25; y minor; minor;
Ballods Y minor or.................Ch .Chopin
POissous d'or................. Dsbussy
Novslle, Op. H. No. /. ...,........ Medtner
Kiuds de Concert = minor r........ :. Lisrt
City College, 4 p. m. Organ recital
by samuel A. Baldwin:
Choral IN 4 rn,nor; .FfaAek
roma SOUL sssss s..s. ss.s ssss.s man
Sonata Roina1tioa tnsv) )..s.-........T Ton
Autumn song. grade song. .Gretcnaninon
In the Aorning: Asas Death. %. go. .orlee
Nocturne ..-..ss.sssfs'ss... ssssf' ssr roote
Les prsluQek. LINZ
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

CHICAGO. Dec. BY The Assoei-
ated Pressl.-An opera in one act.
Legend Of the Piper" has just been
published. written by Eleanor Everest
lMrs. Archibald ,Freer. a Chicago
woman. who. with Mrs. Edith Roeke-
feller MeCormiek, is prominent among
the national officers Of the Opera in
Our Language Foundation.
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Saturday

Carnegie HaIl. 2.g0 .. m. Piano re-
citsl b. Pajcrewski.
,.h-omatie Fantasla and Fnsu' hach
SonRfs. 90. a..t+sft.r+t '''' a..
SoEsts. s;'l - ON sS Norturns ir n
a., a.. r.gdes Nos r. sad :. op.
fa. Nazurka No 3. -. - Nalr,
Op. q .....@ @.'..-'''''. 'p.t.,.e.I
,,,,ns,5,sp MSg'u,n, rhspsody 10 s.....-.... ri'r,
s:is p. m. Violin recital BY Evelyr
Levin:
',,,,.rto No. IN minor Nieusielnos
Wurearian Dance 40. .srs ms olshlnl
Wases 80 Play .-.+.....-- '.i.tt.
iictrsw Melody .-.....-. e.s.,'te
Nociurne major .... .cheer,n- y, 49,
CaNflca 80. 2fss.ttstf. ftfsf sell"'-
Arolisn Hall, II =. m. Concert for
ehifdren by tho New York symphony
O1chcstrs;
Andsnfc from symphony 80. g.. b"e,hoYsn as,.'s,
Ame-iean I.r sirs Arranged b. victor Herbert
Aeolisn Hall. s:l5 2. m. Song re-
cital by Vladimir Rosins;
Ecr,anre ........-.......-. ,,,..s....t',.
naiiadc ..t.sfstssssss f.'f''' 'f =, !. .,e-..,.L.
ssr.Sssss s.n.osss ~ Lsvko from ,Nisht o. MAJ"
se,t ...... Rlmsky Kpfsakon
Ttude fsrrsngement ..--------'--' ,s.i.-
A Dream .ssssssssttts st
Death Lrilaby .+.st.tst'.t :" .,'..,,,., y,
IrN Orolr Nlcht. .s..ssft t.ff fl- y
Ariae from operas Go BE seisctr1 :. -,
Ferrf of Lanterns. ...+-. .gIAhthie b'"'"~"
ora Rcndsi carr. By G. SHARPE ,.-,,......
NJ Father Has Soms Yer Pine sheep
fsrr by Herbert Hrghrsl- 80. q. }. iIl'n
DO 50, Dspsr nn Engiishl discrimination
Town Hall. $3.50 p. m. Piano recital
Of competitions based on nneient Inca
music By Carlos Naiderraria' ASSISTED
By Edith Helena, soprano;
H.. pr.iud. No. IN O minor. op. ~
1vornlnE 1raycr 10 tho sum.
fnrs Rhapsodia No. iu minor, VI
Is fAn Inos Legend.
v,o,,,r, IN r nat minor. op ~ worship
song and Ceremonial bancel
frea Rhapsody 10. IN minor, Up
ia "a tradition OF the COnqucstl.
Peruvian Triste CSorE Of the tndetl.
voices n the Fountains ~ the lncaA
TSmbourin and oueiss inea drum sna
rsrsvi Theme ct Variations
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Friday

Carnegie Hall. $3.50 p. m. Concert
by the Philharmonic Society. Soioist,
Jascha Heifetz:
Overture. .'Flnrsrs Cave. .Nsndslssohn
Piano solo By Heinrich Gsbhafd.
Mr. Helfstz
INTRODUCTION. Act III, from Die Msl,-
Rid. of the vsikyrie. from '.Dis
Wsikuefe .-....--.-...-.. wagner
Aeolisn Hall, s:i5 p. m. Concert by
the New York Chamber Music SoeiGty:
Quintet IN Y nat msfor. ...... No = q
Op. 50. Nos. =. =. ,. 4-.----.. .-.. .bi och
Quintet IN minor Eies
suite lr 40 unator --.---.-. A brit Stoes~-i
Hotel Biltmore, IL q. m. Musicale
BY Rosa Ponselle. soprano: Arthur
Rubinzte.n. pianist, and Rudolph
Boeheo, wolinist:
Turkisn March ..s....... .B.ethossn-hucT
Al Bochco
Nei cor piu non mi s-nto. g. Pa-sle!lo
Dana Faucirlla .-..t--..+- p. paf-ai-
ChsuSon Noryezienn- .... .Feir rogrdfsiu
Miss Ponselis-
Bsllaosi rst .--'....-..- chopin
4,,,tsSS MI Msres srhubert.Ts,sse ~,
~''' Mr. Rasinste's = - -
Noeturre. D major --..r-.---. CHOPIN
Mr.. Bcrhco
Ara "Ernsni Iuyoismi' from Ef-
r1L4' .-..-..s-. 1850. ..-.--..--. Nef1l
Miss ponaol!s.
Tu~~rsi ..........-.......- fi.rt
Efudc ..-ss....s..- .......s... I.. Chopin
NalEe .......... ............... ..... CHOPIN
spanish Dacce ...-...-.......N- N- o. lslia
Mr.. Rubinstsiu
The Painted Ribbon. ..-...-..... Berthos>n
eoidicr'r Bride ..-..s.-.t.. .Rarhtlanfnon
The Dolls cradle SONG .s.. Mo1ssorKssy
The riprr OF Love. ........... Molly csreE
Miss ronseiie
Hotel Plaza. $3.50 D. m. Song recital
by SazsnHe Callien and Ulysses
Paquin:
LAT 6es Isttrea. a...............M Maasenet
TginplOre .................s Lsrichowme
- 0"frrfF ..t.ttt.. .Firfo- Nas-'
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

The Lenoz String Quartet will give
Dvorsk's American" Quartet and IN.
gene Goosens's by the TarnD at the
'"ildren'' The~fsv ~ ths Hsctre-e-
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10
Programs of the Week
Tuesday

Carnegie Hall. s:i5 D. m. Song re-
citai nv Frances Aida;
- A. ~ usp
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

Joseph Bonnet. the Organist, has
been playing at several festival per-
formances in Belgium in honor Of the
centenary Of Gear Franek. He will
sail for America on December 30.
Andre Polah. violinisi, and Greta
Torpadie. soprano, will be heard at this
evenings concert at the Neighborhood
Playhouse, instead Of Albert Spalding
and Alfredo Oswald. as originally an
nounced.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

Y Bachelor 4 4: 1: " - Z ~.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

Tenn Tenn, n | l. l. .ISsIs.< .,,..
MET OPERA HOUss stOR.~--.--
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

At q lseture-eoneert devoted 10 Amer.
lean composers recently given in Paris
By Lazaro Saminsky and z. Robert
Sehmitz works b. Walker Kramer.
Marion Bauer. Lonls Gutenberg, Fred
eriek Jscobi and Deems Taylor, Of the
American Music Guild, we're performed.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10
sunday

Carnegie Hall. 3 p. m. Concert oy
the Philharmonic Society; soioisI
Bfonislaw Huberman:
svmnhonY in ID minor .,.,.t =. :, .,.> fr..s~
Mr ffUbernan
r'orr POEM. '.issafh snd iranshsas.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

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i hrysut s3e5 fs,sionss -
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

VIRGIL -. V. i.:;i:' !: ( {. 8. .
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

FRANK { Ward /: I: Il;s s'iEi > Il
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10
Monday

Aeoiian Hall. 8 p. N. Piano recital
BY Ashley Petiis;
Rbagsod.e. Op s9 No. i.....-... Brahms
naviashundfortanno ......... schumaru
>orfsrne. Op. a. SO. r............C Chopin
crhafso Du rI............r .... Chopin
kfrror .... Ashley Petfis
nrar.olIr Prelude - Aufonlo de Grass
Irciudc chorale and fuEus Cesar Francs
New-York tribune., 1922-12-10

BAWDEN'';:;;:T ;T +: t:!:::: !:!:::;;; ::;: s::'' Y:
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
The Fundamentals

The key to the whole European sit
uation,' reitcrates Premier BRAND,
is Frances safety"
He might have added that the KEY
to the whole world peace problem. as
1t IS likely to exist for many years,
IS safety for France. Argue the
case this way, or argue It that, such
IS the conclusion that cannot be
avoided. With France secure gen.
eral disarmament is feasible With
France insecure then there will be
rumors of war and preparations
for it.
This is not because French rights
are more precious than those Of
other nations, but because of ines
capable geography and population
distribution. The frontier Of west
em democratic civilization is the
Rhine. Some day it may be the Oder
or the Nistula. 1t is the Rhine.
fieIce (hlS 1roNtIer and all is leop-
ardizcd. Hold it firm and all behind
Is stable. France doubtless would
have things otherwise, but she can't.
She does not enjoy being an outpost,
but is forced to be one.
Slowly this great truth is being
driven home, together with It's corol-
larry that unless the five nations in
conference at Washington get to-
gether in a policy involving legiti-
mate French protection talk Of
universal disarmament is a mere ex-
ercise Of the tongue
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
Ventilating the Tunnel

simultaneously with the beginning
Of work on the vehicular tunnel
under the North River experts are
considering a ventilation problem
which involves unique factors. IN
like any other long tunnel ever con-
structed, this tunnel will be thronged
with motor vehicles eNhausting
large quantities of pernicious gas.
Even in the open air, on thronged
tloroughfare, some physicians fear
there is a sufficient admixture of
carbon monoXide to affect unfavor-
ably. the health Of persons whose
hearts and circulation are not ro-
bust. What will be the state of af-
fairs in mile-long tube similarly
thronged?
There viii be no automatic ven-
tilation, as in the existing Hud-
son tubes, with each electrically
driven train serving as a piston to
push foul air out before it and to
draw fresh air in behind it. In the
vehicular tunnel reliance must be
placed upon artificial means Of con-
stantly renewing the air supply.
One proposal is to make the floor
of each tube a moving roadway, on
which vehicles would be carried, as
on the ferries, with their engines
idle. Then no fumes would be
emitted. But with moving road
way some cars might be unable to
resume progress under their own
power the instant the exit is reached.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
Placing the Guilt

10 the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: You have an admirable editorial
on the submarine as a pirate, but why
should the crew and officers be pun
lshed as such? Surely the blame Of
sinking the Lusitania is not on the can
tam Of the submarine, but on the
Kaiser and Won Tirpitz. William Kidd
was hanged for piracy, but the ones
to swing should have been the respect
able merchants who financed him.
During the early days of 1917 I
earnestly agitated for bill that would
make the furnishing Of defective sun-
pines to the army a capital offensc. 1t
seemed to my simple logic that the
contractor responsible for wholesale
deaths was at least as guilty as the
thug who personally murders man.
The women were enthusia stically for
the idea, but the men were deeply
shocked. SO nothing came of it.
Still, firmly believe that the habit
of putting responsibility where it be-
longs would save more tax money and
prevent more wars than all the conyen-
tions that were ever convened.
MARTA LEONARD.
Mt. Kisco, N. Y, Jan. ., 1922.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04

did not bring the issue to trial and
had the grace to withdraw the in
dictment as n bclated act Of Justice
The chief end sought had been at
tanned by subjecting Mr.. Childs to
four years Of obloquy.
"You remember what trouble
came to William Hamlin Chlds when
he zealously tried to do his duty as
a citizen.' This is a warning that
will be dinned into the ears Of
others who feel an impulse to do as
he did. In the old days it was the
practice for gangs to club those who
appeared az poll watchers. In n
more sophisticated time more sub
tie methods are used to keep in
truders out. The preferred way
now is character assassination. And
Of attempts at this the Chlds case
is one of the most dirty and
cOWardlv.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
Reciprocity With Canada
viii the Dominion Government Reopen Negotiations for Tariff
Agreement With tE, United Stateso
(Fson The Calgary Alberton)

VIII the new Canadian government
make any effort to revive the reciproc-
ity pact, which led to the defeat Of the
Laurier administration in 1911? De-
spite the adverse answer of the Cana
dian people. nothing so became the
Laurier government as much as the is
sue upon which it went down to defeat
Had the Laurier government not placed
the reciprocity agreement before the
Canadian people at that time the
progressive movement would have be-
gun earlier and would have been a
factor in previous elections.
Whether or not the government will
proceed with negotiations with the
United States for some kind Of reci-
procity which will overcome the emer-
gency tariff which the United States is
imposing upon foreign countries, and
which is affecting Canada to such an
extent, is a matter of some uncer-
talnty.
The United States tariff is likely to
provide that tho President may ar
range at any time for a reciprocal
agreement with countries which may
desire it.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
The Franco-Japanesc Myth

The effort Of the self styled repre-
sentatives Of the Far Eastern Re-
public to make bad blood by charg
ing that France and Japan are
lcagued against America has failed.
A formal denial from the French
and Japanese governments was not
needed A careful reading Of tho
documents makes it clear thnt they
refer not to America but to arrange
mcnts between Japan and anti-Bol-
shevist Russians, and permits Of no
construction such as that France and
Japan are to-day working secretly
against America
Whether or not these documents"
are authentic, there is nothing sur
prising or improper for France and
Japan to concert concerning their
Russian policies. France has cor
sistently opposed the Bolshcvixi.
Trance backed Kolchall and DeAikine
and Wrangcl. She helped the Poles
when in 1920 Warsaw was almost in
the hands Of the Bolshevli.
During this time Japan in her own
way was opposing the Bolshevill ad-
vance in Siberia. Her policy, Ike
that Of tho French, was to oppose
the Bolsheviki by force, Supporting
Russians who would end the Boil
shcvist tyranny, she played her part
in the general anti-Rolshevik cam
paign.
One of Frances consistent foreign
policies in the last four years has
been the downthrow Of the Sovicts
Being a practical nation, France has
sought aid from various sources
And this she will doubtless continue
to do.
But to take this policy as basis
for a series Of sensational "docu-
ments' the authenticity OF which has
been denied and to translate this
into a secret understanding between
France and Japan against America
may be rated as sheer anti-Frcnch
propaganda. AS between the Soviets
and Japan Frances interests are
clearly those Of the Japanese. But
not even the most fevered brain can
conceive that as between America
and Japan the interests of the
French lie elsewhere than with the
United States.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04

Porter J. McCumber is in line to
succeed Boies Penrose as chairman
Of the Senate Finance Committee.
Concern has been shown in some
quarters over Mr.. McCumber's ap-
pointment. 1t is argued that since
he represents an agricultural state
he will use the chairmanship to
strengthen the position of the So
called agricultural bloc
Mr.. McCumber is not in the inner
circle of the farmer group. He CO.
operates with it when the legislation
it advocates is to his liking lie has
not abdicated his judgment as Sen
ator to it or to any outside organiza-
ton.
This attitude is an entirely natu-
raj one, either for Senator or for
a private citizen. The farm bloc is
seeking to protect the interests of
the farmer. No one can say that
these do not need protection. The
farmer has suffered more acutely
from aftcr-the-war dchation than
anybody else has. Ee deserves gen
crous consideration at WASHINGTON.
The whole country Will benefit from
measures which viii help to brine
back prosperity TO the American
arm.
Most Of the things which the farm
bloc asks arc not against the real in
tsrcsts Of other groups. The farmer
wants to be enabled to do business
IN an equality with those cngaacd "a
other productive industries. Coop
erative seling to the extent to which
others enjoy its benefits, better credit
facilities, a modern varehousiug sys-
tenn. a greater liquid value for ware
house reccip pts-thcsc are not extrav-
agant or unreasonable demands.
Representatives and Senators may
upport them as spokcsmen for the
non-farming public as well as for the
farmers. The only test Of acccpta-
bility to apply to these measures is
whether or not they are fair in char
acter and Of advantage to the com
nunity.
The farm bloc ought not to be
condemned solely because it is
group. 1t is to be judged, like every
other group in politics, on the gen
.eral merits of what it says and does.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
The Mayors Second Term

Mayor Hylan, if one may Judge
rom the tone Of his remarks at his
second inaugural, cannot yet under
stand why those who opposed his re-
election now desire the success Of his
administration.
This is not, it may be allowed, be
cause they think they we're in the
wrong or have suddenly developed
greaI confidence in the Mayor, bat
aecause they love the City Of New
York. Mayor Hvlan is Mayor, and
as such his acts are of great conse-
quence to all of us. Unless we would
njure ourselves we must assist him.
Rudimentary common sense teaches
hat better results can be achieved
when acerbity is suppressed and in
al things reasonable charity of jUdg-
ment is displayed toward the public's
principal servants. There is no
profit in keeping alive bitter feelings
# this is trite it is also true.
May the Mayor realize what he
ays are his desires and wishes May
is motives be as he describes them
Even more important, may his con
duct measure up to his professionsl
If it does, if he has the courage and
he determination to escape from
control of the sinister influences that
converge about him. it is not likely
he will be much bothered by those
hat he now feels are his enemies. He
-nows Hearst; he knows Murphy;
re has had sufficient experience to
enable him to judge whether they are
GOOD and unselfsh advisers. He is
ware, perhaps better than most
rthors. when their counsel is ami
mated by sclfshness or its contrary.
he Mayor does not regard as of
1aIch value criticisms coming from
BE press. What does he think cf the
a]uo of The criticism of himself that
must be heard sometimes offered by
his own conscience? His years are
e0ough for him TO know that in the
nd he will be judged as he deserves
be Judged, al d that what he does
vs. Of more consequence than what
any one may say Of him.
The success of the second Hylan
administration VIII be determined by
he Mayor, rather than by friendly
an unfricndly press. This being
SO. TIE Tribune urges the Mayor to
think more about his JOB than his re-
pute-to prove by his acts that it is
his serious in ent to be true to his
own program as advertised
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
Oatmeal Negotiations

Lloyd George is famous, among
other things, for transacting much
business at breakfast At Cannes
he already has had several moment
Gus meetings over a dish Of MARINA
lade, and apparently the meetings
have not been followed by disastrous
results.
To the average American this
practice Of settling tie affairs of ma
tons is not merely incomprehensible
but almost abhorrent~ Few hours of
an Americans day are less repletc
with the elements Of diplomacy. The
very thought Of amicably discussing
debts over dish Of oatmeal is dis
turbing. MY dear" says the ex-
perienced American mother to her
daughter, "don't mention bills to
John until after the second cup Of
coffee"
The British, of course, don't go in
for our snatch-and-run breakfast.
They know nothing Of the evil temper
that accompanies the race to the
office, which begins with the alarm
clock and covers breakfast as it does
other obstacles-as an inconvenicnt
delay to be taken on the run.
We have heard how T. r. used to
dictate his letters while being shaved.
and we know of men, great and
small, who read while they dress in
the morning. But Lloyd George is
apparently the only one brave enough
TO tackle diplomacy with his break
fast Small wonder that man
capable Of doing this successfully re-
mains unfeazed by the problems of
the world which, one by one, he has
had to settle during the last seven
years.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-04
More Truth Than Poetry
By James ]. Montague
Not So Attractive

Not So Attractive
In the days wnea King Of
Balkan domain
Lived the life we ascribe to
one Reilly.
When people delightedly basksd
in his reign
And valued their potentats
highly.
When he dwelt in a palace
where care was unknown
And woe not allowed 10 in
trude there.
You will find that he clung 70 MS
little old throne
As if he were actually glued
When one day he sickened. and
presently died.
And it fell that another Was
There always were plenty Of
princes outside
All ready 10 rule the way re
did.
And on every train that was
bound 10 the town
Came mobiles Of unquestiohed
merit
All willing and eager TO beg for
the crown
And establish their fitness 20
wear it.
To-day. though the throne has
been vacant year
A throne that men once would
have died for
And want-ads sent cut through
the land far and near.
It hasn't been even applied for
All the princes they've offered II
to over there
Have haughtily muttered NO
thanked"
And so the Albanians, quite IN
despair.
Have hurriedlr zcnt for
Yankee.
All Yankees supposedly long Tor
throne
With fierce and incurabls
mania,
They yearn for scepter and
crown OF their own,
Although they are both IN Al
bania.
We don't want TO pose, il this
sapient song,