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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
COULDN'T CALL HER PRETTY
Elevator Boy by No Means Blind to the
Physical Defects eft His
Bride.

James. the colored elevator boy, has
proved to the satisfaction Of the WON
an that love is not always blind. Al
least she gathered that from his de
scrlption of the bride he had taken TO
himself during her recent absence
On one OF her first days ut home le
announced to her. In some confusion,
but with evident pride. that he had
done got married"
The Woman was all interest, as
James had Interested himself in her
comfort, to which he had contributed
greatly by various small attentions
so, after inqulrlng when and where
the wedding took place, she said:
And james, what does your bride
look like. Is she prettyT
Wa'al, nom, she amt TO say ex.
actly pretty. She's ra'al low woman,
dot skeercely come up to NAH Shout
der--lout gingerbread color, pop
eyed, an rawboned. ~ Exchange.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
Left one.

Left Out.
Don-IIas your wife any pets7
John--Yes, but Pm not one Of them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21

Tubercuiosis Reduces Average Life.
According TO recent statistics pre-
pared BY the National tuberculosis
association. two and one-half years
would be added 70 the life OF each
individual In the United States lie
tuberculosis were minated as d
cause OF death. Dmtng the pugt II
years the death rate rom the disease
has been reduced exactly one-half, but
there are still moro than 100000
cases Of tuberculosis IN Ne country.
tuberculosis workers. encouraged by
the results Of their efforts arc plan
ming a more intensive campaign for
the coming year in order TO spread
further education regarding the de-
ease among the public, as Il IS their
conviction that il can In time be Gu
tirely eradicnted.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
FREEDOM FROM
LAXATIvES
Discovery by Scientists Has Replaced
Them.

pills and salts give temporary re-
lief from constipation only at the ex.
pehse Of permanent injury, says an
eminent medical authority.
Science has founn a newer, better
way-a means as simple as Nature
itself.
In perfect health natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and moving
But when constipation exists this eat
ural lubricant Is not sufficient. Madi-
cal authorities have found that the
gentle lubricating action of Nujol most
closely resembles that Of Natures own
lubricant. AS Nujol is not a laxative
1t cannot grippe. 1t is in no sense a
medicine. And like pure water it Is
harmless and pleasant.
Nujol is prescribed by physicians I;
used in leading hospitals. Get bottle
from your druggist today Advertise
ment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
SWAMP ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments Of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DIR. kilmer's Swamp.foot stands the
highest for the re, son that il has proven
to be Just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands Of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be.
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. II is gen.
tie, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once Sold at all
drug stores in bottles Of two sizes, medium
and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, \ ", for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this er.-Advertisement
Prevention IL frpF---pflrpe ara easily
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
Door Kew il stomaob 50 YEAR,

Chicago.-A door key that his father
"lost" more than fifty years ago was
found by surgeons operating on the
stomach OF Philip ]. Keller, fifty.nine
years Of age, recovering recently in the
Ashland Boulevard hospital. Shown
the key, Keller said he "prohably
would have got a licking" If his father
had known who was responsible for
losing II.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
cutIoura for plmpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash OF in Eve minutes with Cuts-
cura Soap and hot yater. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talenm. Advertisement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21

The biggest fool is the man who
fools himself.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21

dyes or tints as you wish
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-12-21
Try ono.

She-Do you like fish ballsq
He-Don't believe l ever attended
one.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
PENIS Quintet Meet
McGill University

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Dec. 20
The University OF Pennsylvania
quintet will stack up against a real
proposition when they tackle the
speedy outfit from McGill Univer.
sity. Of Montreal, Canada, on New
Year Day. The game promises to
he exceptionally fast, with both
teams using the same system OF
play-the short, snappy pass and
the five.man defense.
McGill, although little known In
the States, turns out the best col
legiate basketball teams in the do
minion. Last year they earned the
right to play for the championship
OF Canada by defeating the strong
Montreal Amateur Athletic Associa-
ton aggregation by a margin OF one
point In one OF the greatest exhibi-
tions of the game ever seen in
Canada.
. Faculty regulations concerning the
length OF the playing season made
II impossible for the team to com.
pete In tho finals for tho title, the
pennsnt going to Ottawa ny default.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
KELIHER WILL
HANDLE D. G..
COLLEGIANS
Former GaIIaudet Mentor Takes
Charge of Destiny Of Con.
gress Heights Team.

Mickey" Keliher, who in ad-
dition to being 6ne of the best
baseball players ever graduated
from local Sandlots holds similar
distinction in basketball annals,
will coach the promising Wash
ington collegians quint, it was
announced last night by George
A. Simpson, business manager.
When Keliher takes charge OF the
Collegian squad at Congress Heights
auditorium this afternoon in the
preparatory workout for it's game
with the New York Nationals to-
morrow, 1t will not be his first ex.
perience in coaching floor teams.
He directed the efforts Of the best
team that every represented Gallau-
det back in 1914-15.
Discussing prospects of his
charges Keliher said that he be-
lieved the Collegians had material
for a championship team, and init
mated that he planned to put his
players through a stiff course OF
training,
Followers Of the sport who know
the coaching tactics OF the former
heluaH NTteH TncntOT, hTc GUILT
dent that Keliher will whip the
District championship aspirants into
smooth basketball machine.
George A. Simpson has notified
the following players TO report to
Coach Keliher this afternoon at
o'clock: Atherton, Nader, Tom
Keliher. brother OF Mickey: Costello,
Williams. McGrath, McFieley, and
the Hart brothers, Lee and Spen-
GER.
In lending the services of Joe
Atherton to the Aloysius A. c. for
it's game with the New York Ma
tionals last night. the management
Of the Collegians has enhanced the
movement toward better relations
between local basketball organixa.
tions.
The Coliegians have Cancelled the
game scheduled with the Lithuanian.
American five 81 Baltimore; which
was to be played at Congress
! Heights today,
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
MS A Us D A M o N
kunvOn: ::

Continued from First Sport PageD
they should have been disquali-
fled for violation of the rules.
I'm CORBETT, old-time cham
u pion, recently offered sug-
gestions for improvement in the
Marquis Of Queensberry rules.
The rules of the matrimonial
game need no Improvement.
They need observance.
The husband works hard at
his office all day. That does
not entitle him to the smallest
pleasure beyond what may also
be enjoyed by his wife work
ing hard at home all day.
The husband who spends more
on himself than on his wife
violates the ethics of fair play.
The wife who spends more
money than her husband can
well afford, who runs him in
debt, is guilty Of the grossest
foul.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
GEORGETOWN IN
FINE FETTLE IN
TRACK MEETS
HiIItoppers 0utshine Rivals in
Games All lover Country.
leGendre Starring.

TEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY
vr went through great year,
~ both indoors and outdoors, in
field and track sports. The Hill
toppers led all of the Washington
contingents in the matter of VIC
tories Of both local and national
Importance which included a win of
the pentathlon by Bob LeGendre.
the annexation of the indoor and
outdoor South Atlantic crown, as
well las the establishment of a
worlds indoor medley record.
Georgetown started early indoors,
annexed the Cardinal O'Connell cup
In the b. A. A. games, and went for
ward from meet to meet with an
unbroken string of victories, landing
the S. A. I. A. A.. title at Charlottes.
vile. Va, in May.
Georgetown won at Hopkins in.
doors and in the Legion games here
IN May. In addition to Georgetown's
string, Central won the interscholas-
tic meet held under the auspices of
the &c" Club and the annual inter.
scholastic high school meet.
Bob LeGendre's win of tho Col
legiate pentathlon championship in
the Penn relay games for the third
time was national achievement. He
created a record in the javelin. broad
jump and 200 meters. LeGendre also
set up several new South Atlantic
field records.
Beers. of Maryland, also created n
new record in the shot. The track
season was marked by Increased
competition and enlarged interest on
all sides.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
Neither a Miss Nor a Mile

ONE time back private golf battle arranged the Pei
ham between Duncan Scottish styst
and Irwin Cobb Duncan having informed that Mr. Cobt
Of the leading American amateurs
Duncan stepped up relates Cobb and raped the ball
latitude When
it was just starting to rise.
After that could almost hear stepped back watch
Well match that one. After coing like grand
fathers clock and let fly I'll forget look of horror
Duncan's face"
did you miss the bal"? asked
No. said Cobb 81 didn't miss made finch little"
Having the Eastern basketball championship the Eastern
championship Intercollegiate and then finished with Of the great
football history obliged
1923 merely repeats, without trying any improvements.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
POwhatan Basketers
Crave Many Games

Powhatan basketers Of the Mt.
Pleasant A. c. have been unable
to get enough action, and want
to hear from any fast 126-pound
clubs possessing gyms.
The Powhatans have been wofk.
ing out at the Mt. Pleasant Con.
gresational gym under Coach Nc.
Auliffe. The SQUAD includes: Wal
ter, Milburn. Marsh, r. Smith. r.
Smith. Kent. Machen, Phipps.
Broadbent. Read and Jack. A re-
Telephone all challenge for games
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
Miss America Wins
Speed Boat HOnOrs

Los ANGELES, Calf, Dec. 30.
Taking the lead at the start and
averaging $3.50 miles per hour,
Miss America, Gar Woods world
champion speed boat, today won
the second thirty mile heat In the
ninety mile Pacific coast champion.
ship races being run here.
Miss America" won yesterdays
event for the same distance.
Miss Detroit" came second with
Mystery" third. Hurricane II"
fourth and Fellows ~" fifth.
The final heat will be run to-
morrow.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31

a worthy struggle with the little
Liberty Cubs. managed by Emmett
Broderick. The Linworth Juniors
had several managers during the
course Of the series. but Magnus
Wood turned out to be their best
leader.
Each Of the four champions was
presented with a large trophy by
The Washington Times, which
sponsored the series. and other
trophies, the gifts of interested
persons and business houses. went
to winners of secondary honors.
The series az a whole has been
called the most hotly contested
baseball event in the history of the
Nations Capital.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
WILL PLAY ALUMNI.

Central High. .basketers will meet
Alumni players tomorrow after.
noon at 2 o'clock. Cullen. of the
Navy; Dasher, of West Point; New.
man, OF Princeton: Hillman, Of Gin.
cinnati, and Newby. Of Princeton,
Will play for the Alumni.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
1923 and the Babe

Babe Ruth just shadow. The
months
of record and thereby checked impetus
Nineteen hundred and
training for the weeks year passed
which always the best system He should the condition
this spring that he has known and this fact established
1t is hardly probable that will his fifty
nine home But he should least again place premier
four base merchant Of the game. =
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
st. Teresa Players
Show Good Results

ct. Teresa easily defeated the st.
Martin quint. in the Washington
Catholic Basketball League at Con-
gress Heights yesterday by the score
OF 80 to Q. The saints led from
the start and We're never threat
ened. Meredith's excellent shooting
and the fine defensive play Of Mudd
stood out for the victors. st. Mar.
tin could only score three field
goals from the floor. Fitzgerald
and Mealy played we'll for the van.
quished five. Next week st. Teresa
will meet the Aloysious five at Con.
The Washington times., 1922-12-31
- CnnnTIIG1T
1eOpz%e51E9tl1TnHa HRT@lSsQl
Advance Resolutions
Copyright 1921 New York Tribune Inc Trade Regi

! am hereby resolving, vherever can,
To PIT a bdck-spn my tongue
When the yedrning is present to rise up and pan,
Or start in to knocking cove from the clan,
No matter hoW old or hoU young;
I aOM give him the first benefit of the doubt,
For perhaps, after oil, he's pretty good scout.
] am also resolving, ,chen temptation turks,
To get up each morning and say
I'm regard to yearning the CROWD rarely shirks)
"Weu mind your o,on business and see ho,o It works.
Just mind your business today"
IT'S more than astonishing, year in and out,
HoW veil butt into things knoW nothing about
The Washington times., 1922-12-31

VXTASHINGTON experienced .
w most disappointing year in
w football in almost every re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20

CHICAGO. Jan. 1s,-Eow comes
Chancellor Jean J. Tobias. head Of
q law school and lecturer on medical
physiological psychology. with the
idea that
The law must be changed 20 per
NIT a majority verdict. instead OF a
unit verdict IN cases where women
serve as Jurors
And this idea n tho result. as To-
hias explains. ~ hts having "dtscov-
cred women. following long
period OF character research"
Too Emotional.
The advent OF woman as a Juror
has killed the unit Jury verdict
says he. The woman Juror Is too
emotional or else huickly analytical
Two such types or feminiuity git
ting iu elaboration never can agree.
Tn the future. good lawyers will
take courses IN feminine psych ology
20 win lew suits. They viii procure
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20

picture OF the women on the jury,
study the types and then hand out
what the women want-romance
acting. pathos or what not.
There's something that Will ap-
peal TO every woman. She's COINS
20 be the weakness OF the law be-
cause her face Will reveal her char
acter. She hasn't learned how TO
mask her emotions yet
She's y Plus.
"As a matter OF fact. woman
equals y. plus the shape OF her nose.
the fullness OF her lips or perhaps
the curve and length OF her Jaw"
Tobias puts women generally IN
two classes-temperamental or ana
lytical
He includes the b-debutants
with rolled socks, short skirts and
extrer1 isn1s IN the first class. and the
thinking group. the heavy readers IN
the second.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20

Yes. said the It,le woman with
t1e hair that is beginning to Erfy.
Eyes she's done wonderfully with
hep daughters
One ~ them married an attache
90 the English Legtt.ou-not much
money but good family. don't sou
know aII sorts of smart connec-
lions and fine social position. good
looking and wonderful manners
You know the type SILK hat and
afternoon coat-the sort who can
hand around tea better than any
waiter YOU ever saw. Rather a poor
dancer this EnElishman IS, don't
sou thiuk7 But such a pair OF
blue eyes and YOU never saw such
ties and such gloves,
That's Kate. tho English att
tache's bride.
And now Marian BE- engaged.
went % her announcements lunch
con the other dsy Really awfully
smart 20 was Just the right flow
ers don't Jon know. and not too
many Of thsrn-and the right Poo
pie.
"Marsan's fianoe s. an American.
Arfully rich-aarvard man. too
r1y dear. he has his own yacht and
three motor cars His sister mar
ried into one Of the richest families
an New York too, and he's building
a palace on the Sound. and Of course
they'll have a New York apart
nent--
"But-Dcar MeP'
~. Il isnt luck! It's manage
nnent
"Both the girls arc nice and nei-
Their Of them Is plain. but they're
not beauties BY any means. And
when 7 think Of the way my beauti-
ful niece threw herself away on that
college professor before she was 90
well. 7 always knew my sister-in-
law hadn't particle or manage
naenti
Poor Mildred, some day she'll
wake up and then she won't blame
herself for her college professor
she'll blame her mother and shell
BE right It's her mothers fault
with the eyes that girl has and the
lashes and the Hne-the beauty-iine
don't you know. The one from the
crown OF her head 20 her shoulder
blades. that's what made Langtry
the great English beauty. famous
don't you know-why she could
have married anybody. just any
body, II her mother had only done
a little rnanaR1ngf
And now, she's slurnped down ir
a college town. with two-story
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20
WINTFRED BLACK

house and one maid. and she talks
about completes and psycho-analy-
sis and AN tho hiEh-brow things.
She's perfect fool about he- hus-
band. too. They 60 20 the que-rest
places together. south America.
don't you know. and Mexico and all
kinds Of junglcs and rivers and
things He's interested in bugs and
plants and you'd think he was some
thing wonderful 90 see her look Al
him. guess he is rather distin-
Eulshed in his own line. but-dear
me-
and here's Kate. going 20 Eng
land this spring on n visit TO all
kinds or sweus. and Marian walk
ing right into the richest set in New
York I tell you. mothers have a
great deal Of responsibility n they
did but know &c. don't YOU think
so2"
Yes" I said. "I do"
Because She Loved Him.
And 7 thought OF little Kate
pretty. laughing Iight-hearted Kate
and the cold. shallow. worldly
man she has married.
wonder how often she'll be
honeuick. and heartsick, poor,
friendly. impulsive little Kate. who
never was diplomatic in all her at
fectionate. STRAIGHTFORWARD life.
And NIarian-the Harvard man
and Marian
happen 20 know another girl
who was engaged % this man. and
her father and hos brother told her
a few things about him that made
her change her mind about marry
ing him Rich not stupid. not bad
looking that man Marisn is going
% marry. but sensual. coarse-Inind-
cd unprincipled and selfish 70 tho
very core.
How viii she hide the broken
heart he is sure 20 give herewith
money and money and moro money
] am afraid Mlldreds mother may
have shirked her "responsi bilities'
when che let Mildred marry her col
lege professor, just because she was
really in love with him and really
wanted TO marry him.
But somehow that marriage
does come TO grief. Mildred s
mother won't have herself 20 blame
will she2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-20

XVJHY Is It that two cooks may arrive at very
w different results though they start out to
make the very delicacy? Take that
dainty CONNECTION called angel cake for example
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-06-30
EAST PORTER

MIR. and Mrs. D. Wheeler were Evans
vile shoppers Friday.
Miss Marie Fox spent the week end
at her parental home here.
Mr.. Mccarthy and Fl. Haired were
callers in this vicinity Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Anderson enter
tanned Rockford relatives Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. v. PUZZLE and Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Shultz motored to. Watertown
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Harnack and fam
lily spent Sunday at the w. Sperry home
at Magnolia.
Vern Radloff underwent an operation
for the removal of his tonsils and
adenoids one day last week. \
Little Dorothy Phillips returned home
after spending two weeks vacation
with her aunt, Mrs. Peterson. Her
cousin accompanied her home Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Hantke entertained
the following guests Sunday: Mr.. and
Mrs. Carl Peters and family. MIR. and
Mrs. Paul Hantke, MIR. and Mrs. S.
Pringle and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Stricken and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs.
E. McDonough and Mr.. and Mrs. w.
Hantke.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-06-30
PORTER

D. Casey of GAINESVILLE visited at the
parental home Thursday
Perley Criddle and wife of Stoughton
were Sunday visitors here.
Chas. Nalan and wife of Stoughton
called on relatives Sunday.
A. Jones of Beloit was renewing old
acquaintance here recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Painter of
Edgerton were callers here Sunday.
O. A. Fessenden and wife of Edger-
ton spent Sunday at the E. nj. Nalan
home
Mrs. B. Peach and daughter Nellie of
Evansville visited relatives here few
days recently.
MIR. and Mrs Harold Atkinson and
Mrs. j. Collins of Evansville were Sun
day visitors at the j. Barrett home.
Mrs. w. B. Towne entertained the
Help a-Bit club at her home Thursday.
The usual delectable refreshments were
served. The next meeting will be with
Mrs. j Wheeler on July 6.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-06-30
Obituary.
DAVID A. ALvERSON.

David A. Alverson, youngest child OF
Elcy and Nelson AIverson, was born in
the city of GAINESVILLE, July 3, 1859. He
passed away at his home in Indian Ford
June %, 1922, after long and painful
illness.
He leaves to mourn wife and three
daughters, Mrs. Herbert Shuman, Mrs.
Frank Robinson and Mrs. Rollo Addie,
all of Indian Ford. five grandchildren,
two brothers, Phineas Alverson of Ed
gerton and George Alverson Of Illinois,
also host of nephews and nieces.
He was laid to rest beside his mother
in Mt Pleasant cemetery. Elder ]. O.
Dutton, an old neighbor and friend,
preached the sermon and spoke many
kind and comforting words of the de-
parted one.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-06-30
Edgerton, 9; Fort Atkinson, 3

The locals won easily at the Fort last
Sunday, and although rather crippled
they displayed the pep that is keeping
them contender with Whitewater for
the league leadership.
Gilbert, as usual, pitched a good
game and the Forts runs were made
on errors. Beebe, an old time star,
mond being in poor shape several errors
were made behind him.
Whitewater, the league leaders, come
here July 9th and it will be some game
as they have not lost this year, but the
locals have a good chance of winning.
Sunday Whitewater beat Cambridge 8
to 2.