The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-21
VERSATILE IN OPPOSITION


The most versatile member Of the opposition is
Henry W. Hill Of Buffalo. He told the Rotary Club
at Batavia "hQw foolish it would be for the United
States to enter into project that would give every
thing to Canada and nothing to this country" He
said .She building Of the cana, would mean only a
vaA waste of money to the United States That was
October nth. y ',.,@" ':>* =: = -. &c ]. p
With Incompatible versatility, he told the New
York State Waterways association, on October 9th
that Gambia was not in favor of the proposition,
with the exception of the Province Of Ontario, and
that the real backing was to be found in the Middle
Western section of the United States.
. Mr.. Hill is perhaps the only man in the United
States who can ride two horses in opposite directions
at the same time, without strainine his tendons.
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d. The Bemidji Pioneer gave nice lineup last
week on the legislative situation. Bemidji wants
Kooch:chng to have a. representative, the north
end to have representative and Bemidji takes the
senatorship. 1t sounded fine, but the next day OPP
sahl filed for the house. There is about as much
peace and harmony at Bemdj as at Dali Ereann
meeting.-Spooner News. - {. ,,
1t may have no local significance, but politicians
seem to be sin wrong: with the new editor Of The
Bemidji Pioneer. Following several critical editor
one: 1T was Billy Nolan, speaker of the house,
who said it was incorrect to refer to man as a
politician pure and simple He may be simple
said Billy, but never pure."-Duluth Herald
There are some wrongs that never will be sup
pressed by law alone no matter how vigorously en-
forced The only remedy lies in the education Of
mind and heart IN which homes, public schools and
churches must cooperate Such education re.en-
forces law-Aitkin independent Age.
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A Chicago girl found $500 pearl in an oyster
The lobster with whom she was dining paid the
meal check and you can figure out for yourself who
was the goat: a-... uE
There is a state law which compels the pubhca-
ton of personal property tax lists. The Lawmakers
probably thought it would be we'll to have people
read 'em and weep =, y '*.-.. -. ..,
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A st. Paul paper tells us that "a new UNDER
garment with boomers and petticoat attached is on
the market" That isn't where they should be-
It is about this time of the year that current tic
ton begins to become popular and its a fact that
the seed catalogs are more attractive than ever.
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The. stree. loafer, who stands at. corners and
makes remarks about girls as they pass, should be
referred to the streetcleaning department.
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Even the movie colony at Los Angeles is willing
to admit that it is carrying good thing too Tar
when the earth begins to shimmy.
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Pepper is the name of the new United States
senator from Pennsylvania. He will be expected
to at least earn his salt.
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In Ireland they've had the Pagean era, the Chris
liam era and now it's the "Devilera."
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ANYHOW. Henry Ford has found out that Muscle
Shoals isn't a sef-starter. = 2 ? ~>@'% 1
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Now they are selling Eskimo pic" Wouldn't
that SILVER your timbers? +, > -
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IT'S thrift weak" with most Of US most OF the
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