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The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-12-04
All Sizes for Men of All

sters, ulsterettes warm. wrappy raglans;
great coats, kfmono coats and they've all
the style and pep you'd find in coats that
cost three times as much; light cOlors, dark
colors and fancy overcOats; $13.75.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
Vital Statistics
BIRTHS

ptrfhs fn their houssh oids are re-
ported by tho following Seattle men.
Locke. George ~. ~ y. -. No. 9. boy.
Hoidt. Alfred C.. Allentown station.
rishsr. orin wallace. Mount Vernon.
wells. George Lacy. pryn Mawr, Giri.
Langstesd. Robert David. East se-
attic, girl
Nays. Dewey A.. 1913 18th ave, girl
Binder. Otto Edward. isss fesier
ne~srd. Oscar p. lis Republican
nsciaiss. Kenneth W. 7os Summit
oids' John William. ss.sY ian ave.
~. w, boy.
Murray William l.. nurien City, boy.
Cole. David Morse. soz W. sTth st,
Roberts. Charles. Gateway hotel
rIsusand Paul. stos ss,h ava g., boy.
cMpas. Alexander. 40 broadway.
Kussni. ruhunosuhs. 1909 rssisr
way. girl.
Root. Edgar Wilson. ass Midvais
shaw. John Armstrong. coyis. boy.
Arose. Sam. 1910 Washington ct.
Aanino. Giuseppe. sss Rainier ave.
Gardner. Aibro r.. sss 18th ave-. boy.
coYIe. James. 1915 1sth ave. boy.
La Aen. Albert NJ. ITO i2th ave. NJ
Ln D9si Ben vcen. ssis 18th ave- s..
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
FOR RENT--HOUSES
UNFuK>1SlIED

A REAL. HOME $50 FOUR LARGE
rooms. nice closets and bathroom:
lot sOxi00. all planted In garden
and berries. garage and chicken
house. AL new, rendy to move
into at once. View Of Olympics.
Cascades and OF Elicit bay. II
you want 10 buy home with your
rent money. here Ia n chance. No
interest for two years Total
price 1850. only 400 down. bal
ance SIS month. with privilege
Of paying as much as you like at
any time. You will be dealing
with responsible owners not
agents. No mortgage--no sanc So
ments--no unpaid taxes. IL you
arc willing 40 do little work on
ure hours you can have $4,000
place by spring. Bring your wife.
Close in, only 30 minutes by street
car 10 Pioneer snunre--one fare.
Three blocks 10 school. city water.
lights phones. sidewalks. Take
Lake r,urfen car at Occidental and
YcHier 10 Ninth ave. =. w. and w.
Eimarove 1T. Come rain or shine
--a~e the fastest growing section
Of seattle. Ask for Mr. Bartcls:
any day and Sunday OF this week
only. Hours, n. m. 20 $3.50 ?. N.
COAL MEN ALARMED BECAUSE
coal oil IL moro satisfactory ana
economical aa fuel The best
burner for your stove IL the
HART. 1909 First ave. Ell. t27a
2-RooM; SMALL LOT: EAST Ben
con hill; 1850; no cash. SIS per
month. Telephone after $3.50 p. m.
Melrose 30a3
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

Smith Cows Hummelshine, A--&fr
roaea Asru. ssr President Mckinley.
ctr kehrsskan PIER n--su rfssidsat
jackson. ctr fyo Nara.
Great Northern Terminai--s,r uskata
Mara
nst street rsrm'nsi--u. n c. q. sns-
houiaa.
ri.r ii-n--nt,r Forest Dream. ctr Mag
~aY.
rs~r n--str Admiral sssr.s
Pier p~-8tr NJ. y. Aisxendsr.
stacy stree, Tsrminsi--u. r. c. q Durn-
eide
q. n shippfns nosra Msorinss--esrs
tccnfutn. Anna E. Mafss. rnverafs,
Cress Keys. Delight. Western Kntxhl
West Icon. Wstiia9fnrd. fuhrfeo. wet
cshoki>. West Jester. West nsrttant-
Hanfers street Tsrmiusi--asr Toni Maru.
Spokane strest Terninai--atr Nssresks.
Esst Waterway Dock Warehouse co.
barge uriffron.
usr.ssf fxtroi.um wharf-~str Nsrtf.n-
Todd prydcck~a~-u r. q. a. u~Ifweod. ctr
Hsmn~r. str Ketrhfksn.
Puget sound Bridge q pfssxins ce.--atf
rsttsrson.
Harsar f.lsss nocs q wsrsheuss Crfsh-
~r'sb-sifr Everest
Ams. ghicysfd q Tsrminsi--a,r r,eess-
wilt
csi,nss cssesss. wssss-sr Horace x.
uaxser.
wet as.s,l' rrsiHias s'.sisa-u. a
Hrsrerusn's pvydeek--sss xikA
wfrsisW Marine nstivsr~-tftr rsefdcs.
bark Belfast. barge ceeuisisia CITY.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

AhiiftED-oet ss--str West Katan
frufn busnos Aires Via ports. at a. m. :
att MsFtden from Tacoma. At sac a. IN 1
ctr hetronA IRON Tacoma. At 1850 y m. !.
str fhrilis nom Han Pedro via San
ffAnctsso, az noon. ocs. 1a--Str Prssi-
dent jackson from Manila VIA ports. az
~ y. ms sirs fterses X. Baxter from
Eagle Hsrhef. 81 tise .. M str Tudor
htAr from Tacoma. at tf1t y N. ctr
Admiral Dewey from San rrsncisco. at
iita .. MI rsotor.hlp Aiatatlan for san
Francisco. a. y. m
satthD---lrt. ss-atr Eksrwsy for
Southwestern vita southeastern Aiassa. -
10 a. m: notoFship Californian for HAM
hufs Via poftr, AZ ie:se a. m. oct IA
str Admiral De~sy for Anacortss via
ports. Al 1888 p. ~. ctr Tudor altar for
Vancouver. ". O. az .. m ctr Admiral
Evans for i'ortisnd via ports. az siie ..
IA. str Ia fruisims fef San Francisco.
xt tt;it ?. m-i Y. A. l. b. Bwiftnurs fer
sea duty. at ioiib a m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
Market Makes Gains as
Whole List Speeds Up
WALL STREET. journal. FINANCIAL, prvlrw


NV ioh Oct sAnnouneement Of the exchange
OF
% ms features % the opening OF the stock
90 ="
10 steady
Y; sodsSsts S'rA ias Sp y, s,nsSsis e.
General Motors.
Pan Jns,s ~ on - TEXAS company
JAS III ~ ~ Mexican Petroleum. ass.
ste
All
better tone In the second Rcoveries
swnxing into
Serrlcrs advancing TO Ssis. Of ~.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
Gasoline Price Is
Reduced One Cent

The standard Oil CO. has an
nounced a reduction. effective today.
Of cent per gallon on Red Crown
gasoline and engine distillatc.
The new prices on these products
are now 23c per gallon, plus cent
per gallon tar. on Red Red Crown
gasoline. and II cents per gallon.
plus cent per gallon tax, on engine
distIilate.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
EGGS ADVANCE
z CENTS HERE

yeesers reported an advance OF :
csr,s IN eggs on tho local whole.
..,. market TUESDAY. Prices offered
were. Fresh ranch. white sheii va
-,.,v 81 cents. mixed oolors. S.
cs,,< and puliets. a. cents.
The market Is overloaded with
cranes. due 10 the lack Of refrisera'
,.r cara Tho grapes arc heins
.n,rpra IN ventilated cars and are
an an ovefs.socned condition upon
arrival hef>
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

AsA4fs Q4rtauuno
Hexw--Rscsipts se.eeo. Markst foefss
lever. Top, tp.stI bulk Of sales. txse
utsol heavy weight, s.reU s.sat me-
dunn weight ss.Foos.soi iiEht weight.
tsit1hsa, Hight hxht. ssseQsesf
heavy packing sows. ti.eeosss! pack
ms .o~s rsasa. t5.soos.ees piss %
iteeo. Marsst siew.
steady. Choice and prime stifsU
isaei medium and good. s1.ee1il.qks
semincn. tAfs1f.soi good aaa choice.
ttts4ttft. common and medium.
taee s.ss. butcher cattle and h~ifsrs.
ttktaie.fsi eowa tttetssti bulis,
tAteuttos csnnrrr and cutters. COWS
and netfrr-. tf.7tettQ! esnnsF steers.
tSao4t1ti veal calves, tskeoti.to,
feeder steers ttus.ieg stocksr steerr.
tsrt0Gso
sheep Receipts. 10000. Market fully
steady. LAmes. tisutt.sei lambs. cuii
snd eommcn, tstoetaTti yssrlins.
wethers. fs.ss8 it,fss ewss. tAfse
T,ft, cuii 20 common ewes. f.se0E
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
Miss Forbus Talks
at Four Meetings

Lady Willie Forbus. candidate for
prosecuting attorney. spoke before
four different meetings Monday
night. appearing first at tho Com
monweaith club. then at tho Green
Lake branch library. Queen Ammo
Congregational church. and before
the HarherK. union.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
STORM WARNING

The local weather bureau re-
ceived the following storm warn.
ing Tuesday:
Hoist southeast storm warning
at 7:20 n. m. Inform all North
Pacific stations that storm off
the British Columbia coast II
moving rapidly southeastward
and will cause moderate to fresh
southeaaterly gales tonight and
"wednesday between Cape Fiat
terry and Coos bay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

NEW YORK. Oct. ss.~-sussr---steady.
Raw, ta.tss refined. steady srsnaiatsd.
setAnGee.
ceftee-Ne, Rio. spot. .iosl No.
Ssntos. fbgltNe
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

TAroosii Island. oct. as A. A.
--hafotaetsr falling. RATA. wind SOUTH
east. IL mFiies an hour. Passed IN. str
ltrften. al siit a. nt- Passed out. str
Admiral Evans. At q. m outside. bound
IN, four mast schr. 10 A. A----Oufsfds.
bound n. fo1r-mA.t schr. probably the
sophie Christensen
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Foreign Exchange

NEW YORK. Oct sa.--ros~isn sv-
ehsnss opened irregular. Sterling.
tss. of u, frames. .e7ta up 50. lire.
'essss. or y marks. .eoefA. off V.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

MEMBERS or tho Dunlap PIT.
A. will give Halloween party and
box social at the school Friday at
3 .. m.
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PERSONAL.


MEN = REGAIN rouR HrAfrH
ana power. -ov~rcome tired feel
ing. Revive your weak glands ane
s:s, energy by using usrc...s
ocx. 60 tablets. TACO by mail
HERCULES MEDICINE CO
HoH ef1. Seattle. WASH
WEAK GLANDS CAUSE ExHAur-
tsor. sie-picssness. frritab'lity
end fatigue. vfR-uIAND TAn-
LETS are guaranteed 20 restors
these glands and overcome weak
ness ny mail 90 tablets tfov
Chester aedicai CO. ass 1srd sv. ~
PfLrs-PERMANENr nELIEY i.
Legal guarantee given. No nsed %
knife. no pain. continue work. ASK
90 sec Gte-o-nis Pile Treatment
Letters answered. Pioneer Drug
Co. lst ave. and Cherry st. Lion
Drug Co. s0T lot ave.
IEAVtNd ron souTHERN CALL
fornia: desiring a passenger VIII
ing 10 share expense. NJ. ]. Csrs.
General Delivery
NURSE WILL BOARD pATfEHrB
before and during confinement
East 3e1s-N l4is ". Pine.
DRIVING no OAKLAND. CALI
"wednesday or Thursday. Take
persons Gsfa 10th ~ ~.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

uutfsr-~Fxtras. stc n.
EGus-fstres cave deaf sstra puiisss
sFe dea-s undeFsisrd pul'sts tsko eon
th~ese--cAlifssnia fleis. fancy. .sAe II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

H. NJ. Herrin & Company
STOCKS AND BONDS
WE OFFER FOR SALE
500 American workers Oil
5000 Anderson Bros.
5000 Baker Steam Motors.
1000 Boundary Red Mountain
5000 Columbia Red Metal.
10 Commonwealth Finance
100 Construction Appliance.
80 Durant Motors (caiif)
1000 Futrcii Coupler.
1000 Fish Creek Mining.
ioeo Hirst Chicagof.
1000 Hematite Iron q Gold.
1000 Idaho Gold & Ruby.
2s0 Invaders OIL
IS Metropolitan Stores pfd.
5000 Richmond Mining Co.
10 l. r. Steel pfd
20 l. r. Steel com
is stee, Realty pfd
ALL AT ATTRACTIVE PRICES
WE WILL BUY
500 purreii Silent Motor.
Automotivc units.
Beacon Coal
Central Finance unita
Dayton Rubber units.
Pacific States Securities units.
Puget Sound Wyoming Oil
Red Desert Oil.
wichita Royalty.
500 Mascot Copper.
All marketable stocks and bonds
bought. sold and quoted. Ask for
prices and information.
INVESTIGATE BEFORE BUYING
OR SELLING
Elliott SSse. III Cherry st.
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WEDNESDAY
lirst Low Tide
itss a. m. -.-e.s n.
first High ftds
sler - m. its n
second Low Tide
ffss n M. s.s H.
e-c~nd fiish Tide
lisa y M 80 H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24
Ship News
Tides in Seattle
Tides II
TUESDAY
nlHI "a

TUESDAY
oCf. ~
ftrst Low ftde
Htss q ia. ia n.
iisst silxh Tide
tiot - IA. iae "a.
second Low Tide
ifF =. m. 50 a.
escond itixh Tide
sH y IN. le.s a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

, Prizes rsId Wbeis>aas Dsaisrs
F0u<ks--psssssd. par ~. ....s.. .ss
unne--Drs sssd. heavy ......-.. -ss
Dressed. light. ~. .......... .ss
1--we. ksavy, n. .....-....... -
Live. light. n. ............-. III
ossiisss-Drssssa. psv n. ..-.s. ~
Gs>ss--prsss<t. per 10. ........ ~
1urtsys-Fsncy. drssss4. n. .. Al
Lvs. fAney. n. ............. -
oNgisa Harss--Livs. pse - III
Dressed. per n. ............- -
oews--country 6rsss<d. y. 49,. $50 lie
Nsws-Fxney bioen ..........s. .fto II
vsst-Fsnry HIGHT ............. .ts0 IL
Ae1-. dressed .............- lie II
Heavy. coarss .........%..... w. III
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SPECIAL NOTICES

VICTORY RuuHER COMPANY
fTOckHof.DERA. ATTENTION
You are cordially invited 20 attend
special meeting 81 tho BOARD OF
rs. is32. TOO y. m. ASA brooklyn
ava
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The Seattle Star
fubiishsd Daily at isof ssvsnth Ave
Seattle. Washington
FUNERAL NOTICES

swEKNy-At iiso Ninth ave-, octo-
her rs, cANpAcE 1. SWlFANY,
aged ~ years, beloved wife 81
Thomas ] Nweany. mother % El-
NOR and ROYAL Hwcany aud sister
Of Mrs. ELLA Smith and william
Andrew Jackson.
Funeral services "wednesday, p
m. at First Christian church. Home
co.
cAitf .soN--At Adrian. Wash. 0cto-
her az, MATILDA CARLSON be-
loved wife OF q. a. Carlson.
Funeral announcement later. Home
Undertaking Co
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POULTRY And MATS
Pssoss rstd ~ NasIe~nas psa1svs

Pf1ces I'D - WaeIenna9 Dea5es0
- ahbpODss
Durks--Lfxes . ne and ever .it0 ~
mruil<rD--1 rss- and over ..-.s. -se
EBdsr 3 os- -....---..-..s-. II
uena--tM Bs and No ......s-. ~
Md. live. ~ 10 ~ "a 80. ~
LAss. light . 70 ~ ma ..-.s II
on<se--Lsys. fat. . 70 10 bsk .1s0 II
oe1gtan uarse-eS 4a ana ~ IL
Qro1og4 s..ss..s.ss.ssss- az
TUrkeys-ranry q .. Sis ne. .sf0 u
Live fancy. fat. 70 IS Ms. II
nssssers-oid. i've. per y. 10
Chetcs. HIGHT ..s......s.-s.-. ~ IL
Hssvy. fancy ....s.........s -110 II
Veal
Ysney. nght ................ .fto rs
Md. ufht ........s.s.s.... .l78 IL
\ rwacy. heavy. fss-.es ses .tso II
Ned I. heavy. rough. 1880. $50 .ie
nnfxfru INV Am kQEATA
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Madrona BUNGALOW

MT. BAKER SNAP
s-room bungalow. commanding .
wonderful view Of Lake washlng-
ton. newly painted and decorated
inside house In excellent condi-
tion: lot t0xi3o. owner must sell.
$500 cash and ese per month.
wM- A. SULLIVAN & co.
10 American Bank Elliott 10el
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

ELDRIDGT BUICK REBUILT
Bucks not only are n delight TO
tho cye---the riding qualities and
mechanical condition are con-
slant source OF satisfaction.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-24

WE PUT A REBUILT BUICK IN
our window yesterday. and X was
sold the same day. Tho purchaser
said IL was tho best looking used
car he saw In two days looking
around. Your experience may be
the same n you come and see what
we have to offer.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
NEWPORT NEWS.


Newport News was named IN
honor Of Captain Newport, who
brought the news OF succour ana
relief for the perishing and suffer
ing colony at Jamestown. during
the year 1908.
Captain Christopher Nswport,
Corn 1866; died 1910, was one OF
the most important men connected
with the permanent settlement OF
Virginia. He was an experienced
seaman and was put In Chief Com
mand and Contract" Of the small
squadron Of three vessels, one OF
twenty tons, called the "Dtscov-
cry" and one Of forty tons, called
the Good Speed" The name. IL
also given as God Speed" but that
In only the odd English form OF
God" and Code" for the present
form of good.
The third vessel of 100 tons, was
the Susan Constant. sometimes
called the Sarah Constant"
JAMES KEATING.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
WHY Is IT THAT fffff

When you're young the big
girls kiss your
When you're old only the little
ones kiss your
When you 60 home for supper
there's nothing in the house?
When you don't 60 your wife
prepared a fine meal?
When you laugh heartily you
are scolded for being boIsterous?
When you're quiet and sober
you're asked why you don't smile2
When you're counting you nit
up nights thinking over what
she told you?
When you're married you sit
up nights listening to what you
told her and didn't dof
DAT-LOw.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19

why don't they remove those
enameled letters, 'Bakeshop,' from
that Window said the dentist to
his friend.
IF they'd just remove the letter
b the sign would be right
for q dentists office" the friend
observed. OIDCNO.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
THE GREAT JUDGE.

When the day has ended,
And the sun set In the West,
Can We tell our Father-God--
That we have done our best.
Or shall We from HIS presence fee,
UnmindfuI Of our tasksf
This question MUST be answered
when our Heavenly Father asks.
For some day you and I will stand
Before Lis Judgment throne,
And meet eur God there, face 10 fsssl
We cannot then atone, .
Wen dare not say that We did wrsaS
Becsuse others led ls tool
For God win sayi al Judge them not,
am judging NOw-just YOU"
Lets do our best, from morn til night,
Lets work, and watch. and pray.
And trust Wen never cause our God
These condemnins words to say;
"No excuse for wrongs, o. sins have
you. ... .......
Neither can you others blame,
Your time was spent upon the earth
In search Of wealth and fame.
The poor and needy you cast asidst
From the helpless. you would fec;
You had no time for kindly acts,
You had no thoughts Of mo,
Your heart was closed 70 all but SELF,
And your Ged was vanity;
You never helped tho poor outcasts,
You frowned upon misery,
You passed the hungry. day By day,
No aims gave you % them,
LIES only aim was but 10 yoa.
Gaining WORTHLESS praise Of nsa.
The widow and the orphan. Too,
The Washington times., 1922-02-19

MOONBEAM TELEPATHY.

When clerk parted from his
sweetheart to 90 20 Seattle, he
promised her he would watch each
rising full moon and think Of her.
She promised to be looking at the
moon ct the Same Tina and 80 II
she could intsrpret his thoughts
by the moonbeams.
II the moon rises at 8 o'clock
D. m. at Seattle u what time must
his girl look at the moonS
SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
AFRICAN GOLF.

AFRICAN GOLF.
"Shoot q dollar and q half"
heard one say,
As I walked along the street the
other day,
And before I got to the corner I
heard the gong
A doggone "cop" had happened
along.
It certainly h tough the way
things are run.
II you want 10 shoot craps or
have q little fun,
You must get out Of sight; 70 Off
and hide
Or the "buII' on the beat win
give you q ride.
WEST FALLS CHURCH.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOL
LESSONS IN DRAMATIC ART.
tIesson I-"Man's hhumanity to-
Man,

Man,
Leisurely stretching herself,
she arose from her bed and began
to snore. He, likewise. hastily
took off his shoes and vest and
began to depart. The clocks on
his socks struck the quarter
hour. 1t was therefore exactly
midnight.
"'Tfs not that deep" she
moaned In a high pitched, quaver-
ing voice, as she whistled for
her valet. Presently the door
opened and his maid came through
the window.
Put some coal on the radia-
tor" she commanded. "the air
Ia thick today"
Sitting down again he nervously
paced the room. The canary in
It's kennel howied piteously as the
lockwood tree outside neighed Q
mournful chirp.
"why did you betray my law
yers?" he demanded.
mo, 1t is not raining" she
crooned.
"The wrong did you is ire
parsbler' he shrieked in q soft
whisper. ... ...s.-
Neither do l." quoth she.
Utterly unable to stand more
OF this miserable pain, he struck
q match, and. lighting his fash
light, slipped silently into the
murky blacltness OF the day.
Alone In tho dense forest his
yacht sprung a leak and soon the
waves washed the deck. Slowly
unhitching his horses he aban-
doned the car In despair and quick
ly swan further back on the
island. He slumbered fitfully for
two days, and when he awoke a
few hours after, having been pick
cd up In the one surviving life
boat, Il was another day. Mean
while his food had consisted wholly
Of oysterplant on the half shell.
Being ravenously hungry he
searched hastily for q match to
light the electric stove. Finding
none he calmly lit a Camel and
sat down to await the coming of
dawn.
BY this time the rain was
decending in torrents and the
thunder Lit up the shack with the
brightness Of day. with only an
occasional clap OF dark lightning to
mar his plans. His chauffeur, hav-
ing been shot earlier in the day,
he commanded the butler to fry
the ant eggs; and thus, proceeding
quietly. he ran slowly for home.
Not arriving there, he rushed for
the stairs and closed the gate.
Stealthily he pried open the win
dow and crawled through he
door. defending flat footedly up o
his small attic room in the base
ment.
Az she stood there, rushing to-
ward him with small, long leaps,
he crept toward her with arms
outstretched and hands lightly
folded behind his back. She swoon-
ed on her manly chest and
frantically, passionately clutching
her away from his bosom, they
both fell In q trance.
BoHUNKUs.
Go be discontinued.)
GOOD MATH PROBLEM.
Determine the area grafcd over
by q COW tethered by 100-foot
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY.

: The hospitality Of the old-time
negroes Of the South was always
delightful. I remember, away
down in Georgia, riding up to q
cabin and asking an old-time
nanny IL / could get something
to eat. She welcomed me and
when the meal was ready she
ismilingly repeated a jingle she
had often heard the white folks"
recite:
sDdr's bacon IN de fr,yin' pan;
Oars biskits on de board;
Oars coffee IN dat ole tin pan,
! An sugar IN the aourd;
Dar's 'ldsses IN de 'ldsses jar,
De hoecake's broom an fine,
Set right up and help yerself;
Soy, stranger, sohart yer
ot0ine?"
BOSTON RUSSELL.
J RISMS.
7; The life Of the party" In
usually the death or everybody
else. Nobody can get . word In
!edgewiso.
"a touching tale quito often
affects the pocketbook moro than
the heart.
4 Putting q boy Into college WON'T
educate him. Putting the college
Into the boy might turn the trick.
Well, after all q divorce min
n like any other mill. II makes
honey for the man who runs IL.
Some men have visions" but
the practical ones have provisions.
& FRED VETTER
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
SMILES WORTH WHILE.

The dimpled smile Of an is,,o-
cent child; the vsloossina smile
Of sincere Wonan, the whole
hearted g,im of q he-n.aa buddy.
LOOKOUT.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
MORE DISARMAMENT WORK.

The disarmament conference
should assemble again to
scrap" the names of these post
offices IN the United States: SAP
age, Nd; Scrap, Teras; Blood,
KY; Gore, Okla; Var, w. Va. /;
Butte, Louisiana; Slaughter,
Te1as. OIDONO.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
DECAPITATED RHYME.

(Mrs. 8. NJ. w. furnishes you
this bit Of decapitated rhyme
about George Washington and his
Ratchet. and you might send In
the rhyme as you would COM
plets II % the editor can print
the resuits9
This story may be somewhat -,
But, a. Il Is o moral -
Twill bear repeating, hke
George woke one morning from
Upon his bedstesd made Of -,
About the color Of burnt -
He donned his clothes - worth
Then ate his breakfast-mostiy
And had . melon cooled on -.
He took his hatchet. made By
And started out to have . -
As Noah did from out the -.
A cherry tree evolved . -
And, without thought Of doing
He barred his brswny little -
He piled his Ratchet with great
And working with . vim 70 -,
Soon made the cherry tree look
when questioned bout tho
He proved . hero 10 the -
A FREQ from dross - golden
81 cannot lio," truth 10 my -
I aid NOT know 'twas doing -.
I did Il with my good right -.
This boy grow mp . man most
Proving for Truth o mighty -
And I'll mankind must low him
THE GOVERNMENT ,EMPLoYE
Il makes no difference where you
"ny WVshs
Whether expert mnchinist, laborer
or clerk.
Under the statutes, antiauated and
remote,
You will always DO Tho Govern
ment Goat"
TWO GOATS. BILL AND JOE. .
misunderstood.
wife--ttallxins to spirit Of dead
husban0 - Oh! John, are you
happy?
Husband-Yes, my dear.
wife--Are you as happy az you
were on earth with me7
Husband--Ten thousand times
more.
wife-John. what Ia heaven
like7
Husband - Dear. I'm not in
heaven. r.
NICE DA DAT
Van wsgon-Saw our old friend
Eddie In q shoe store the other
day. Y know he's married now.
Jimmie Tool-Indeeds And II
the old dear stnl buying such high
price patent leathersf
Van Wagon-No. he's buying
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