Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-05-15
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LET TT GO.
She was wearing what's known as dress,
Tho there wasn't enough for mess.
Two galluses slender
Naught else to defender
From cold She could scarcely wear less.
What I've mentioned north of her waist
Down below-let us pass it in haste.
For her skirts were gauzy
They showed you--oh lawzy,
To be frank twere the grossest OF taste,
10 her hubby she Whispered: SAY kid!
Some part of my rigging has slid"
He replied with scott.
We'll, let it come off!
Nobody would know If it did"
STRICKLAND GILLIAN.
The Apollonars club, usually so SPARKLING and
effervescent, seemed to have gone bit flat last
week.
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The appendix OF one of the big dictionaries In
the reading at the library has been removed.
No charge having been made for this operation, 1t
will no doubt come up under the head of unethical
practice and be investigated by our local medical
society
"soe me before you buy or burn" advertises Edgar
Knight in the New Mexican. The gentleman seems
to know his Santa Fe.
The original overhead expense was women's hats
SURE. TO CHIN MUSIC!
Sir: Did you ever notice that a lot OF men who
don't know thing about music play second fiddle
at home? EATON E. GOING.
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II and when Colonel Alphabet is elected governor
OF New Mexico. he does not appoint this oolyum
poet laureate of the state, know it will be be-
cause of avocationa Jealousy.
But at that, appointments have been
rammed past the suppurating tonsils of the poor
old public.
ut isn't the original cost, but the upkcep that
counts" said Grandma Gadabout as she paid sixty
cents for new pstick at the Flappers Delight
Beauty Shop Friday
THE VICIOUS COMPETITION
1 took shine to Sally, when Sally had beau;
loved her very truly, and 1 often told her so;
She good and honest, dependable, and true
introduced her to a friend-a fellow had known
for quite while,--and what did they so do!
....,..... They got married.
next fell in with Edith, of stately queenly grace.
The competition cinch, 1t was solo
took her out to dinner, saw friend, alone
A man dislikes to eat alone, asked this chap TO
sit with 1t was an awful bone!
.......... They got married.
My travel, took me eastward where Dorothea
A cultured cold elusive type. whose hand / some
times held
She'd gone to Smith and vassar. Miss Castles and
Bryn Mawr-
While having tea at the Plaza and the music waa
playing softly, we met football star!
...........T They got married.
1 think my life is wasted. The thing should have
done
Was start marriage bureau, and riches I'd have
For let me show the slightest, the fantest bit of
And right off, immediately, some other fellow
beats me to it. Imagine how feel!
...........Pve quit trying.
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WE CORRECT
IAN afternoon newspaper announced last week
that the Kentucky Derby would be run at Lexington.
This was an error. The race was run in Louis
willie.
No man should be fined for speeding in Ford.
The best defence we have heard Of the present
administration in New Mexico is that it is no worse
here than in some other states Fortunately for the
speaker, he did not the other states, else they
might sue him for SANDER.
A MESSAGE FROM. NOT TO, GARCIA
Daniel Garcia and Mrs. Lazara Garcia are not
getting divorce. They are living happily.
AN afternoon newspaper"
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PERSONAL NOTES OF OUR VILLAGE.
Old Kill Crichton has entirely recovered from
his late unpleasant physical inaptitude and becomes
banker again this morning at $3.50 sharp.
President DR.. David Spence Hill, Phi. D., our
popular schoolmaster, is at home for spell after
trip, and is again enjoying Mistress Hills good
cooking.
gen. Of the c. of c., paid Ye Ed. pleasant visit
Friday and displayed much rotundy, as well as
the usual good cheer.
DIR. Medical Director Peters, of st. Joe San. and
Mistress Peters. will arrive in our midst Wednes-
day from a trip east Dr. Peters will be wearing
new hat which was selected for him by Mistress
Peters in st. l..
Mr.. ex-Assstant U. S. District Atty Henry G.
Coors, Jr, once asked US to Kiwanis dinner but
owing to the lung complaint were unable to ac-
cept the kind invitation. If at first you don't sue
coed, try. try again, say
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JOURNAL ADS BRING RESULTS.
Last week the July. August and September, 1921,
file OF the Morning Journal lost. An adver-
tisement was placed in the paper. and Immediately
the file was found in the office Of the editorin-
chief. MORAL: Advertise in the Journal
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THE NUTTAGE PARTY.
From the Diary OF Samuel Pepless.
Sunday, May l4h. Up as usual at the hour OF
s, but more less needles and pins with anxiety
thru having accepted invitation to attend So
cial gathering in the city at place called by name
the Nuttage Whiled away the morning best
could, being relieved greatly by callers and for
eign paper brought me by Master william Kemp, q
worthy lad. and ambitious
Dinner at noon, slightly after account Of
the day, where l filled myself with the choicest
viands and drank Gobets of milk all the while dis
coursng with the lady OF the house about this and
that arriving at any conclusions and leaving
much to be chatted over at meals to follow, and
back 10 rest for while before venturng out
Arose at the hour of four and bedecked myself
in clothes purchased in happier, and fatter, days
and not SO bad neither and the porch inter
mittently playing my gramaphone while awaiting
A. ITco1v na1h to- l,tn,