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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16

ferent parts OF the state who attend
ed the Christian Endeavor convention
at salem. Among them were our Eve
delegates which made the picture so
interesting TO us
The old basketball war between
Heppner and Lexington grammar
schools was ended last Wednesday eve
ming when the Lexington grammar
school defeated the Heppner boys, Lex
ington has won two games while Hepp-
ner has won only one, and so the Hepp-
ner boys have decided that Lexington
is winner and has better team.
Mrs, Clark. second grade teacher has
returned to take up her work again
after being absent for a week.
Last Friday the assembly looked
rather lonesome as many of our boys
were in Pendleton, and Mr.. James dis
missed all students at 2;2O, who had no
more classes that day.
Several members of the medieval
and modern history class have been
looking rather mournful the last few
days After inquiring into the matter
we found that they had lost in the con-
test and that they had to entertain the
other side. Those on the winning side
were Carl Cason, captain. Bernict
Woodson, Clyde Witcraft, Helen Wells
Myra Wells, Nellie Flynn Kathleen Nc
Daid, Rachael Scherzinger, Francis
Doherty, Agnes McDaid. Those on the
losing side were Philip Mahoney, cap
tain, Don Case, Violet Hynd, Dorothy
Hill, Dorothy Anderson, James Cla.
baugh, Hazel Anderson Kathleen Ma.
honey Helen Curran and Russell
Wright,
The domestic science class served
one hundred and seventy five dishes OF
soup last week.
They say girls can't keep secrets but
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16

Attorney F. A. McMeuamin went
to Arlington on Wednesday, where
he was called on business.
Rev E. L. Moore, pastor of the
Federated church, has rendered his
resignation, tC take effect the first
of July. This step was taken by Mr..
Moore at the service Of the church
on last Sunday morning
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16
Small Potatoes Diseased.

Some persons are successful in
growing potatoes from small seed,
but usually such seed is diseased with
mosaic and wilt, which always causes
reduced yield, 1t is usually best tC
plant the kind of potatoes the market
demandS.-O, A. C, Experiment sta.
tiOn
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16

About 20 young people were en-
tertained by Baird Patterson at the
home Of his aunt Mrs. ]. o. Hager
on Saturday evening, cards and dane
ing being the features, and refresh
mentS were served.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16

good during operetta practice, as it is
held the first period
AN eyes were turned toward the
bulletin board last week, where hung
picture of all the delegates from diff
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16
HEPPNER HI LIFE

Continued from Page Fivel
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1922-03-16
GILLIAN & BISBEE'S
II COLUMN II

We have plenty of poultry supplies
of all kinds and water glass for pack
ing the eggs.
What Morrow county needs is to
cut out some of the gold tax and get
down to brass tacks.
We now have 80 IL per cent pure
certified alfalfa seed which we are
selling for cash only at % cents by
the sack and "a cents weighed out.
People can 60 to the Devil lots
faster nova days because they can
go faster in an automobile than they
used to in buggy.
When spring work opens up, re-
member we have everything for the
equipment of your machinery, tools,
etc.
| We have it, will get it, or it is moi
made.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
PLAN FOR BETTER
liIEID SEED

lu conicrcuce bciNecn NJ a
Wysor, Secretary III the Vtr.in,,
Cpp hmro,,utnt soci,ti5n
niDDua.of tho NeW York Seed CROW
rrs A4ocmtou. ana NeIson ii Rue.
Secretary of the Virginia Farm Bu
rcau Federation. nian. Nan, lniB fan.
thc pooling ID grass ced orders trom
numh-i OF county Farm Burea,is
for spring delivery. with the ido., of
purchasing ccd producci by Middle
Western Farmers and to pur.iase
seed of only knoNp productiuty.
Mr.. Bihbus has had Nido expe-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
SMART nAr

y smart hat is Of rust-colored
plush, with a rolling brim and "A deep
crown. 1t is trimmed with two
wings, one pointing up and the
other down. OF feathers OF varying
shades of rust, yellow and brown.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
GREEN vELVEr

An evening coat OF crminr has in
sets Of green metal crinklcd cloth
for trimming and illustrates the pop
ular method Of combining fur and
fancy materials
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
rALI. lARi,ICs

Among the eadig fabrics for fall
are velvet, satin and crepes. Dark
colors predominant with brown we'll
in the lead.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
Mans Value At lie Counter


The average man would bring iust
oS cents IL offered for SALE "a, "a
chemical entity 30 tbe opcn lnarkct,
quite Shock. I8u't 1t, Especially to
the man who vainly imagine DE- is
worth his weight ia gold and that the
world would Quit warginp il be-
should figure in onc of those events
whrrc they have broken norM whecl
and sad music that bee doesn'i near.
This jolt TO muukiui has hccn Civ
en- by a prominent medical Journal
one of those tiiT-ucckel technical
publications ihat delight ia nkiut
the conceit out of mere mau by
Showing him just what big laugh
be is after AN from "a material
standpoint Without So much as
cracking a smile his magazine suy
The total chemical composition
of the averapr man is about likcths
Fat enough Tor Hevcu bars of Soap,
iron enough for medium +izcl uau,
sugar enough TO iill shakcr lime
enough TO whitewash j chicken coon,
phusphorous enough 90 make l,2Uu
match tins. n,asue iun enough for %
dose of mnenrsia ralcium enough lo
cXplode ioy cm,uon and ulphu
enough 10 ria @ dog of ilcas
Nothing said about me amount
.of brass that enters into The chemicl
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
MERCHANT FLEET
HAS PURSE VALUE
TO U. 5. FARMERS
Subsidy Insures Disposal of
Crop Surplus
ALBERT d. LAskER, Chairman
U. s. Shipping Board


The farmers interest in mer-
b.r, marine is evidenced by the cry
ne sixteen great agricultural
.,a,cs. ranging from our central val
III. to The Pacific, with a population
mpi lu,OOO.0oO people. Tor the
i,Jonment Of the Great Lakes-St.
lsorency waterway, the Lakc-to-
,baGolf waterway, and the widen
nr and deepening of our rivers. in
,gding TIE Mississippi.
COS. Allen, Of Kansas, has Of
Nh Urged. the farmer feels the toll
.te ml,roijs collect in bringing his
aroiUc. DO seaboard often marks the
iaereucc between ability and ina
hny to compete abroad. For this
-son. thc Great Lakes-St Law
r,n,a and the lake-to-the-Gulf wa
-snys arr urged in the hope and
b,i,f 81 bringing the sencoast
,hoa.srl miles nearer to the valleys
ihls Err '"'ne' "''"''S t"p WY '7
7n'A ',ss5'.S ~ ~, PA, ''''y
ea'e' ''' '"'Fy ' ,p'.', ""u !, ; su'o,
a's. '.at an A@eri'an VI, merchant
MS eluhr dispatch of the product
sr .,,I ra.4nrt- uurf, &, ,L.
p 'Ns ''''' '''' i"''''s "pP'S 20 Wv
"@'I ~, u
'"P' w." ~ -, .
#. . '''1,". y, ,.,i....,,.,
y 'H'V wy |as y l'or"''"'
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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
ruk AND FABRIC

An evening frock Of pale green
printed velvet with side panels OF
green metal hce breaks the long
slender line by peplum Of ruflied
net about the waist.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06

By the federation had T., =;
tify in behalf of .rd 49,. " ~ US
actmcnt of III. ,o,;.,a,;a, Wv gu,
for the mercbop, u,,;nn ''0poSeu
Merchant marin, ra,a. {,
Howard. are iust ne ;n,,o, sa" WI,
railroad rates 10 Tho sarr,, '""I ~. -
farmer may not olw,ys Ut. ~. ~
fact, because he is AHA - ,.;.,,. ,"s
the rail transport,,inn anJ n".'1e
frequently come in contact win
ocean traffic. 1t is distinct factor.
however IN the price Of his commo.
ui,les' Tor the surplus Of our crops
so'd abroad largely sets the price Of
'hose commodities in this country"
mr. Howard averred that % per
cent oil our wheat and 90 per cent
" our cotton Is exported. lie iigur-
:" '''s''y the cost of snbsi2ne ngri-
'u'.u'"' eargoes under the act and
'a''"'''eu II would amount TO an
" >',"se oil one-tourth Of cent
""''o' ON wheat and 9 cents ii bale
y" ro''oh'
a'"'eri Insurance. tie say,
ne SUBSIDY SAID Mr.. Howard.
~ De " guarantee against loss
'"''"'e 70 reoeh markets regu-
I''y anu Wheh markets are best.
~ e'''"g Is today the farmers
- ou'e"'' he snip subsidy isl
L..
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06
Teaeher: What IS anatomy!'

Teacher: What IS anatomy"
Pupil; Anatomy is the human
body, which consists Of three parts
the head. the ehist and the stummick
The head contains the eyes and
brains, if any. The chist contains
the lungs and livers. The stummiek
is devoted to the bowels of which
there are iiye-a, e, j, ., and II and
sometimes W and y-'-Dental Di-
gest.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06

y dillcr dollar
From every last scholar
Who enters the new High School
From carly morn tili four o'clock
Those shades viii keep you cool!
tAdv- Community League
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-09-06

Life. it seems. is just one joy af-
ter another with other people.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

settlement of the North. The Post Office Depart mcnt could get closer in touch with the Territory through the Council than in any other manner and it should not delay longer in naming some one to membership thereon.
 The Department of Commerce should name some one from the Bureau of Fisheries, if from other bureau, to sit the Council. That bureau has al most absolute jurisdiction Alaskan fisheries, the nua production valued high $50000,000. It has been and in fact is, the of considerable agitation and contention. By coming into the Council and taking part in it's deliberations it undoubtedly could do much toward quieting of the agitation It is to be hoped that Secretary Hoover will select some one from the Alaska representatives Of the Bureau to act for it the Council. It has a com petent in E. NJ. Ball, residing here and who by his work agent for the bureau in different parts the Territory fts Southeastern Alaska agent has become familiar with the fisheries the local conditions affecting the industry.
 The authority of the Council is limited. fact restricted allow 1t to rcvouonize Federal ad minstrative methods here. It cannot be expected to work miracles overnight There is a legitimate field
 for its operation however, and by cultivatng it sue cessfully. it prove it's right to greater latitude It should have wider powers and in time will un- doubtedly be given them as it proves to Washington its ability exercise them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
The Tragedy of Lodge.
Springfield Republican,


 With plurality over Col. Gaston of only 8,425 that he is the choice of minority the voters of Massachusetts. Mir Nichollss added to Col. Gas tons make total ant-Lodge vote far in excess Of the vote the Senator received that he longer profess to represent majority of the electorate The majority of his constituents have rejected him after he had made personal appeal to them for another term. He gets the term, but it to him like term in the House of Correction than in the United States Senate.
 If Gel. Gaston had been candidate appealing to independents he would have easily If the ani-I4odge Republicans like Joseph Walker, who decided to voice their protests by voting for Nchols had chosen Col Gaston instead MT. Lodge would have been decsively beaten. These two obvious facts serve attention in looking to the political future.
 MT. Lodge led his party to virtual disaster by pressing his claims upon it. After such blunder bis position is rtable even more humil- iang, than it would have been had he been actually defeated He retains his office but the substance of power has left him. He has lost tremendously in fuence in Washington, both in the Senate at the White House. At home the politicians will no longer yield unquestionng obedience tc him. They will all begin promptly searching the horizon for the new party leader. They will note that Gov. Cox had 56 045 plurality, while MT. Lodge had 8,425 The days of Mr. Lodge in the party leadership promise to be as those of the late Senator Penrose. For Mir Penrose had never suffered such moral defeat at the polls in his home State as MT. Lodge has suffered.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
De Valera's Costly Fanaticism.
(New York Evening Post. )

Report had it month ago that the Spanish American agftator de Valera detachng himself from the Irish extremists and seeking form of compromise with the Free State No compromise being offered, he remains in the republican camp with the announcements Victory for the republic or utter defeat and extermnation the alter natives It is underscored by outburst of guerrilla warfare. De Valera knows he can never defeat the Free State by straight fighting His hope is that he make the situation nearly nolerable that large sections of Irishmen we'll as English men will call for the restoration of British authority and the settlement will back to the melting pot.
 The cost of the de Valera Childers fanatcism to Ireland Is now plain in financial estimates as well as casualty lists The Irish budget for the year. according to the recent schedule handed Dail by President Cosgrove, amounts to $135, ,OOO, ,O0O This will meet only part of the of reimbursng private owners for destroyed property Continuance of the war will increase this cost Ireland is a poor coun- try; Stephen Gwynn the noted Irish journalist com putes this budget to be equivalent to one of $75OO- cO0,OOO for Great Britain In other words Ireland this year will bear financial burden as great as War. She is supposedly peace and pays nothing for external protection, which Great Britain fur rishes; her preferred financial position was expected to be strong inducement to Ulster to join hands with her; but thanks to de Valeras criminal course her citizens labor under heavier burden than Eng fish taxpayers.
 The only escape for Ireland is to give de Valera's words about extermination their face value The Irish bishops have declared that the republican am- bushes are sheer murder and will be regarded as such by the Church. It is time that they were re- garded in that light by the civil and military authorities.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
SUMMONS FoR PUBLICATION.

In the District Court for the Terri
 tory of Alaska, Division Number
 One, at Juneau.
 CARL M ASON CHENOWETH,
 Plaintiff, vs. LULU INEZ CHEN
 OWETH, Defendant.
 To Lulu Inez Cnenoweth, Defend
 ant, GREETING: IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA you areI hereby commanded to be and appear in the above entitled Court holden at Juneau, in said Division of said Territory, and answer the complaint filed against you in the above en- titled suit, within thirty days after the completion of the period of pub lication and service of this sum mons upon you, and if you fail to so appear and answer, for want thereof, the plaintiff will apply toj the Court for the relief prayed forl in said complaint, which is on fileI in the office of the Clerk of theI above named Court. The relief prayed for in said complaint is a dissolution of the bonds of matri- mony existing between you and the plaintiff herein.
 The order for publication of this summons was made and dated Mo- vember 9th, 1922, and the period of publication of this summons is six (6) weeks, the first publication toI be made on November 9th, 1922, and the last publication on Decem- Der 21st, 1922. The time within which you are required to appearl and answer is on or before January 22nd, 1923.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I havel hereunto set my hand and affixed the seal of the above court this 9th day of November, 1922.
 JOHN H. DUNN, Clerk. District Court, District of
 Alaska, Division No. One.
 By L. E. SPRAY, Deputy Clerk. First publication Nov. 9, 1922. Last publication, Dec. 21, 1922.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
A STEP TOWARD REFORM.

$ The organization last week of the Interdepart- mental Alaska Council composed of local represen- tatives of most of the Federal bureaus having admin istratve duties in the Territory is a step in the desired reform in Governmental activities in Alaska The men On the Council familiar with conditions here are acquainted with the people who attempt ing to develop the country and are, fact most of them genuine Alaskans, having their homes here and deeply interested in the solution of Alaska S problems any other resident
 It is cause for regret that neither the Post Onice Department the Department of Commerce have appointed representatives act for them on the Council The formers connection with the desired development here is important Inadequate mail sery- Ice has formed one Of the greatest handicaps in the
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
AN EVENING PRAYER (Furnished. by DR. w. A, ALLEN.)

Thou loving and tender Father in heaven we confess before Thee, in sorrow, how hard and un- our hearts; how often have sinned against our neighbors by want of compassion and tenderness; how often we have felt true pity for their trials and sorrows. and have neglected com fort. help and visit them O Father. forgive this our sin. and lay it not to charge and will pledge Thee perfect service through the help of Thy blessed Holy Spirit. Amen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
If It Fits

Our greatest ambition is to know as much about our affairs as the neighbors think they know.
 The doctor who tells us a woman's heart beats faster than that of a man probably takes it for grant ed everybody knows her tongue also works faster
 If man would rather teach his wife ito drive car than to teach some other mans wife Ito swim it is a cinch his love letters never will sec the inaide of "a courtroom nor the front page of a newspaper
 These medical sharks who spend of prolongiing life might begin by finding a suro antidotc for bootleg whisky.
 A small boys idea of the silliest thing in the world is a hunger strike.
 Falling in love once is a wonder full thing, but the fellow who does it too often is in for an awful bump.
 It isn't because she has a poor memory That girl Mixes to be re- minded So c9ten how sweet and pretty she fs
 It is a wise man who doesn't let his devotion end with the honeymoon. Fish don't stay caught the way they used to.
 We have the open mind, the open mouth, the open face and the open questions, fbu. the open purse makes the most friends.
 A woman often wonders if she had it to do over again whether she would marry the same man again, bur. the probabilities are she would for the same reason she married him the first time-he. was her only chance.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
Brakeman Found Out, All Rioht

They tell this ione on Wauseon, the county seat of Fulton county, Ohio
 The accommodation from Toledo had just pulled out from Delta, the passengers was an old German who had been holding an animated con- versatfon with a drummer who had left the train at Delta. The brake man entered the coach shouting "Was-e-on Was-e-on" as the next stop. The German, thinking he was asking a question, jumped up and exofted!y yelled:
 Yes, he was on, but he got off by last town
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
Natural History Note

''It says here blow fish can in flate IitseM Ito twice it's natural size," remarked Brown
 ''Well, so can lot of two-legged fish I meet every day" retorted Black
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
News of the Names Club

Ruth l. Suit of Toledo, has just married Bert Brown. of the same place. Evidently she believed him when he said to her Ruth I Suit"
 D. B. writes ITS that Gay and MontJoy are undertakers in an Ar kansas town, but as he doesn't state the name of the town we have our doubts. But just to make his story complete he also should have told us that Weep writes the funny col ,umn on the home town paper.
 Oid papers Tor s6i5 =, The Empire
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
ITO TELEPHONE PATRONS.

A new telephone directory IS now in course of preparation. Patrons contemplating change of address or persons who wish to have telephones installed are requested to notify the Telephone Company, Phone APO, be- fore December I. adv
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

Many persons could imagine London Bridge fall ing more easily than they could imagine the fall of David Lloyd George Louisville Courer-Journa }
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

A picture of Mir Bryan drinking spring water in California with MT. McAdoo may have real politica, Birmingham ge-Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

TaIf talks by people who have not read the tarift bill are most interesting for the facts they do not (Omaha Bee)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

half interest in queen bee has been sold Tor $150 Some presidential bees have cost much more than that.-(New York Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
Should Put on Ball Park Fences,
 Say We
(New York Journal.)

INeW YOrk JOurnaI)
 At present the members are work ing on a complete supply of real knot holes cut from wood and highly polished, as their now badge
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

Complete withdrawal of the American Watch On the Rhine is being considered It seems to be felt that France will watch em( Pittsburgh Tmes)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

Furniture nIoveu and stored Heavy hauling done Phone AS. Ju- neau Transfer. -adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
PATENTS

Total fees. S75; first payment $15 1T you have good idea send foi free Conception Blank, which will protect it temporarily and explain how to get a patent.
 HARRY BOWEN. hegistered Patent Attv.. Mech. En- sineer. Pantases hds., 6sa,,ss..
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

Always Do Want the Impossible BlinkS: 'To err is human"
 links: Yes, but a mans wife ex poets llfim lto be superhuman."
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
Daily Sentence Sermon

If you 'have taken a bum steer nobody wants to hear you beef about it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
ALONG LIFE'S DETOUR
 By SAM HILL

Observations of Oldest lnhabitant
 The oldfasfioned woman who was dn expert at wielding a broomstick now thals daughter who never wields anything but lipstick.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
Fool Questions

w. N. F. asks: 'Lf a girl is on the scrub team of her college does she learn anything about helping mother with the spring houseclean- ing?" Not that you could notice.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01
W,ceAdmisal Sr0 db Broek|

Vice Admiral Sir o. de B. Brock. commands the immense British fleet in Turkish waters.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

They Put Men in Depths of Despair
 *Fa. why do they always speak of the height of fashion?" asked Clar- ence.
 Because the bills for fashions come so high, suppose" replied his dad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-12-01

Mostly "Bui,iE Inis Cow Business
 When yon people promise to stick to each other until the cows come home, they never count on her getting fat or his getting bald and dyspeptic.
 Sam Hill in Cincinnati Enquirer.
 This cows coming home" business is mostly bull, anyway.
 Dusty Miller in Wilmington News
 Journal
Worcester Democrat and the ledger-enterprise., 1922-06-10

Charles o. Melvin and Ewell & Child
Attorneys-atLaw.