New-York tribune., 1922-05-27

served. They Will convince you Of our
efficiency and of our fairness They
will tell you that at all times we are
thoroughly dependable. II. S. Cum
ningham, Funeral Director and EN-
balmer.
In view of the recent happening in
the jersey cemetery, we want it dis
tinctly understood, in case the kuKlux
Klan starts to hold lodge of sorrow
around our Koffin, that we don't be-
long to the organization and that tho
demonstration is entirely unauthorized.
We hereby empower the undertaken and
pallbearers to run the unbidden mourn
ers clean out of the graveyard
IT'S r. f. RS belief that the Park
RoW cigar store advertising "Rnxor
Blades at Cit Prices" is doing oil it
can TO keep sales from getting dull
What a CHASTITY gruesome business is
this daily getting up!
the gall within the cup.
l feel the poignant sorrow, futile,
hard distress,
That necessity compels me to arise and
wash and dress.
Oh my sisters IN tho city, you may
long for pastures green,
But youro spared that dreadful. break
neck rush to catch the SIG.
Long since I have forgotten what it's
like TO masticate
In peace and sweet contcntment for
fear of being late;
My Job may be a sinecure as have
heard it said,
Blu, first ! do hard days work in
getting out of bed
You mov long for country air and spcce,
O sisters OF the city,
But yon ncrcr had to catch the s:1s-
and more's the pity.
Even so, could bear up with all the
sorrows cited here
If were spared the man behind, who
sings out. hearty, clear:
eyes, got up at 5 to-day and took
good brisk shower,
And cantered up to Westfeld and then
weeded for an hour"
0 my sisters IN the city, you may
think me cross and mean
But vou neucr had to listen to them
on the S:16.
ADELE DE LEEuW.
Somehow we don't feel as confident
as we should that the tariff bill will
exhaust the Senates entire store Of
reservations.
WHAT Is THE GUN WHEN THE
TARGET is DEAD?
Tho pistol given to him sixteen years
! ago g s present from widow in Brooklyn
who had no use for the weapon after her
husband had died he said.-The Sur
The recent advance in price of gaso-
line is probably due to the amount the
oil concerns have to pay for advertising
TO induce the public to use more and
reduce the reserve supply.
INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH RODE
THE FOUR HUNDRED
/ fFrom social Enents' column. Chambers,
burg, Pa. "FrunkItu Pepositorv")
Miss Edna Hoover. daughter of Mr. end
Mrs. William Hoover. of st. Thomas has
been patient In Johns Hopkins Hospital
Baltimore. for some time.
Neefer Hagerman Of ST Thomas who
has been Ill for weeks with pneumonia and
to recovery.
-, David Wise is III at his home In St.
Thomas.
Mrs Andrew Klee Of North Federal
etre"' has been quite Ill the past weak
Mrs, William D. Small. of South Second
! Street who became suddenly III Few DAYS
ago With an attack of the heart Is better
Glenn Hafer son OF Mrs Leah Hnfer n,
South Second Street, who has been in for
many weeks does not improve very rapidly
Mrs Howard zumbro OF East kim A. r.st
who has been quite III with the erin. /.
improving. ''' 40
Mrs. Harry Hicks la Ill at her hom. m
Federal Street. ~ VA
Lord French advises Erin to "hlot
out the past" probably in the hope Of
diverting the patriots from their ear
/, nest effort to eliminate their future.