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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-25
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NO, NO. SONNY! NOT TODAY
What's a doting dad to do
With a little chap like you.
Teasing, begging all the time,
Hand extended for a dime
For an ice cream cone or sweet
Mother says you mustn't eat?
Wanting this and wanting that,
II my purse were twice as fat
Really il could not supply
All the things you'd have me buy.
Trouble Is. when you commence
Love shuts out my common sense,
And so far as you're concerned
My old heads completely turned;
All that I can seem 10 see
Is a boy that used TO be
Who was wanting things like you.
Wanting. wanting all day through,
And il hurt his dad 10 say:
NO. no. sonny Not today"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-25
YOUR HEALTH By c Dr. r. S

A few days ago / read a very re-
markable book about the heart.
There were two or three statements
which are worth repeating. They
relate to murmurs and their import
ance TO the victim of heart trouble.
There are endless numbers of per
sons living in daily fear of early
death. They have been told that
heart rnurmurs are present. that un-
usual exertion may bring fatal re
suits. and consequently the JOY of life
| is gone.
In this book the author speaks Of
meeting an old man who said:
To-day is a very important ami
versary in my life 1t Is just so
years ago that 1 was rejected for life
insurance on account Of heart dis
ease"
He speaks Of a patient Of his own
in these words
II think the loudest aortic systaffc
murmur l ever heard was in an old
! lady, who. with the exception Of
rheumatism. had remarkably good
health and who lived till she was
/ g."
One Of the oldest men I ever knew
personally retired from business
when he was 80 and nursed a bad
heart till he died of natural causes
at the century mark.
1 do not mean TO intimate that
heart disease should not be given
serious attention. II must be con-
sidered, but It is decidedly unscientific
TO consider it apart from the general
condition Of the victim
The author 1 have quoted says Of
these patients:
lone must never discourage these
| cases. A leaky ship will often make
a long and successful voyage. and n
heart with a leaky valve will often
carry its owner 10 old age, and will
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-25

Know it isn't wise or good.
Shouldn't do il If ] cou'd:
Little boys have greedy eyes,
He ,egrets it soon who buys
All the sticky stuff and sweet
That his yOungste- wants 10 eat:
Yet forever comes the sad
Picture II another dad
Who was forced so eft 10 say:
NO, no, sonny! Not today"
What's a doting dad to do
With a little boy ike you.
Just the picture OF a lad
That his kindly father lad?
Do you think he can forget
All the times those eyes were wet.
And how bitterly he sighed
AS some fond wish he denied?
It's no easy thing TO say:
NO. no, sonny! Not today"
Copyright. 1922 by Edgar A. Guest
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-25
And proves it is all no use.

And proves it is all no use.
The Indian may grieve for the glories
That were his ere the white man
arrived:
He may think the ways OF those
historic days
In his innermOst soul have sur
vived.
But he's tanned by the march OF in.
vention,
However he Frances and kicks;
His yells and his clothes are a mere
hollow pose.
For a Ford and an Indian won't
mix.
IF HE TRIET IT
The man Of the future will never
be casting a lingering. longing look
back at the whiskey that father used
TO make.
WITH THE STRIKE AND EVERY
THING.
We suspect that IL those British
scientists had got 10 the TOD or
Everest all they would have found
would have been a lot OF anthracite
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-25

When an undertaken sees an unscreened Festaur-
ant he goes home and gets his coffin eataIOss.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
RADIO
THE JOURNALS RADIO SERVICE

The JOURNALS RADIU SEhNACE
The Atlanta journal owns and Op-
crates the first and only radio broad
casting station established by a news
paper in the south.
WSB, The Journals powerful sta
ton, is located on the fifth floor of
The journal building. A daily serv-
ice, including weather forecasts,
market quotations, crop summaries,
late news flashes and entertainment
programs, is broadcast at regular
hours.
This column is intended to give
practical help and information to Tri-
Weekly journal readers interested in
radio development. Questions will be
answered promptly in the column if
addressed to the Radio Editor.
Following is brief summary of
the service schedule followed every
day by WSB:
NOOn-Weather and crop sum-
mary for southern states.
2:30 p. M.-ClOse of cotton market
and market quotations of Atlanta
Commercial exchange.
5 p. M.-Baseball scores; other
sport news; news flashes; additional
market reports from bureau of mar
kets; reading of Thornton w. Bur
CESS daily bedtime story. 49,
Z to p. M.-Daily entertainment
program. consisting of orchestral
and vocal concerts, organ recitals,
addresses, etc.
s to 8:55 =. M.-Quiet period for
listening i'm to distant programs.
8:55tO 9 p. Warrington astrO-
nomical time.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
CHILE MAKES MOVE
FORD|SARMAMENT

WASHINGTON, April 27.-First
steps have been taken to extend
limitation of armament to Latin
America, it was learned authorita-
lively today.
An agreement between the re-
publics from the Rio Grande to Cape
Horn to limit armament is about to
be proposed by Chile and already
the plan has been informally dis
cussed.
The Chilean proposal is that the
question of limitation Of armament
be taken up at the Fifth Pan-Amer-
lean conference, to be held at San
tiago next March.
If the proposal is approved, the
Santiago conference will be in eff
feet another international disar,
mament conference.
The plan for limitation of ar
mament throughout Latin-America
is not only of the greatest sig
nif1cance to the entire western
hemisphere but also to the world in
general.
The Chilean foreign office, it is
learned, has communicated to the
Chilean embassy here the desire of
that government to initiate dis.
cussion of plans for limitation of ar
mament in Latin America, at the
Santiago conference. The ambas.
sador, Don Beltran Matthew, has
been instructed to sound out the
question here.
Copyright, 1922, ty United Press
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
President Harding
Invited to Attend
Muscle Shoals Meet
BY CONDO

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, April 27.
President T. r. Preston, of the
Southern Commercial congress,
which is fathering a movement for
a great gathering at Muscle Shoals
May %, for the purpose of creating
sentiment that will lead to congress
sional action favoring immediate de-
Velopment of the government nj
trate and power projects, said to-
day that it was the desire to have
every state represented.
An invitation has been extended
to President Harding, Vice President
Coolidge, all members of the cab
met and governors of the country
to attend. Among the speakers will
be c.. H. Huston, assistant secre-
tary of commerce, and several mem
bers of congress have expressed
their purpose to participate in the
meeting.
The program is rapidly being COM
>pleted and the details will be an
nounced within a few days.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
Bureau Of Markets to
Send Inspectors to
Aid Melon Growers
The Atlanta Journal News Bureau,
623 Riggs Building.
BY THEODORE THLER

WASHINGTON, April 27.-One or
two inspectors of the federal bureau
of markets will be sent to Georgia
this summer to train the local in
spectors there so that the shippers
Of watermelons can be assured that
the inspections made at shipping
points are on the same basis as
those made at the terminal markets,
according to the decision given Sen
ator William J. Harris today at a
conference with DR.. H. G. Taylor,
chief of the bureau of markets.
The inspectors will go from the
fruit and vegetable inspection serv'
ice.
The bureau will also make tests
during the coming shipping season
on the shrinkage of watermelons
which has caused large losses to
growers because of the differences
in weight at the terminal markets.
The bureau assured Senator Harris
it was glad to cooperate in every
way possible with the growers and
shippers.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
rivate Conversation
By Radio Possible,
Karker Declares

ROCHESTER,, April 27-Talking
by radio may become as private as
talking by line telephone.
Earl G.. Karker, instructor at the
University of Rochester, says 1T is
possible. He has already worked
out a method of guiding short wave
lengths.
Scientists are trying further to
give radio waves a sense of direction
that will keep hit-and-miss radiation
out of the air. If they succeed, pri-
vate radio conversation will be pos
sible.
radio transmission" says Kar-
ker, even at best is still a very in
efficient system of communication
because it lacks directional proper
ties. Radiation occurs practically in
all directions.
Someone soon will undoubtedly
evolve a means of directing these
waves in a beam similar to the eff
feet produced by using a reflector
with a source of light. By this
means, the entire energy of the light
may be directed without great de-
crease in intensity in given direc-
ton for a considerable distance.
radio transmission by such de-
vice will be accomplished with much
less expenditure Of energy.
"Anternae are directional to some
extent But nothing much has yet
been done in the way of rejecting
radio waves. OF course, the magni-
tude of the reflector would have to
be enormous if we keep on using the
same wave lengths we use now.
But may it not become possible
by the use of reflector to produce
sufficient radiation in given direc-
ton at a much shorter wave length?
"One can now reflect short radio
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29

millionaires because there aren't
enough millionaires to go around.
And if they keep us working chaps
broke, that crosses even us off the
eligible list.
Were not 'tightwards' or cake
eaters we're just normal young
men who can't afford the pace and
so have to either drop out of the
running or else go into debt and
eventually crash. In my case 1
make $40 a week. By the time I've
paid my room rent, my laundry bill
and eaten twenty-one meals I have
about SIS left. If 1 want to get mar
ried some day and want little 'um-
brella' in the bank against rainy
day, how can entertain a girl, even
once a week, in New York style?'
81 hope you know the answer be-
cause 1 don't. S. D. w"
! What about it, New York young
men? Have you felt the very same
question eating itself into your
brain?
And what about it, girls-has this
young man got ''your number?'
If he hasn't, rise up and defend
yourselves. Now is the time for all
good girls to come to the aid of the
party. l am sorry to shoot a few ar
rows at my own sex, but I must
admit that I am we'll acquainted
with the very type of girl this young
man mentions. Nor would 1 confine
her just to the 'flapper class We
often find her among the business
girls ranging from twenty to thirty
years of age. But New York is a big
old town and there are girls and
girls.
Is the "girl problem" here as
serious as our young friend makes
it out?
Is it true that New York girls
are out for taxis and elaborate sup
pers and absolutely darining their
escorts pockets tothe last dime?
| Now is the time, young man.
| Speak for yourself, John, and Har-
ry and Bill. Tell us of your expe-
riences with the New York girl and
let's face facts.
| Come on, flappers and taxi girls
! defend yourselves.
Come on, girls who stay at home
evenings and hold on to the straps
| in the subways to business while
mice young men" ride down-tell
us what you think of the New York
girl.
Is she such a problem?
Write your answers at once to
me addressing them in my name,
care of the Evening World, Park
row, and let's see how we all feel
about it.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
Postoffice, Granted
For Walker Park

WASHINGTON, D. c., April 81
The postoffice department today in
formed Senator William J. Harris
they had issued orders establishing
a postoffice at Walker Park, Walton
county, Ca, and appointing Miss Tt
singer as postmistress.
The new Office will serve the dis
trict A. & M. college a few miles
from Monroe and the first postmas-
ter is the secretary to Prof. J. Henry
Walker, principal Of the school. The
department says the commission will
be issued as soon as the required
bond is received and the office may
open for business as soon as the
commission is received.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
IS THE 1922 MODEL GIRL
BURNING UP HUSBAND CROP?
PRESIDENT PAYS
TRIBUTE To GRANT

POINT PLEASANT, Ohio, April
27.-The world today needs some
thing Of the spirit of General Grant,
President Harding declared today in
an address at exercises commemorat.
ing the one hundredth anniversary of
the birth here of the great military
leader.
ST sometimes wonder" the presi-
dent said, eff the magnanimity of
Grant, the logged, persistent, unal-
terable Grant in warfare-the uncon-
ditional surrender Grant would not
Abe helpful in the world today. The
great world struggle, which we
might reasonably designate the civil
war of western civilization, and in
which we so creditably and helpfully
participated, left people and nations
PROSTATE, hardly knowing Of the
spirit with which Grant welcomed
victory, something OF his eagerness
to return to peaceful ways, would
have speeded the restoration and
fastened the return to prosperity and
happiness, without which there can
be no abiding peace"
Mr.. Harding paid tribute to Grant
as '"the military hero of the repub.
lie; a commanding figure in the mill
tary history of the world; the sur
passing example of magnanimity of
all times; the most striking example
Of the possibilities in American life:
the confident and relentless comman
der in war. and the modest and sym
pathetic petitioner for peace after
victory
1--WE know his cherishment Of
peace, intensified by his intimate
knowledge Of the horrors of war;"
the president continued. ct can we'll
believe he would have approved of
all that the republic has so recently
done in joining other nations in lift
ing the burdens of armament anG
promoting understandings which
make war less likely. I know he
would have approved, because we
surrendered no independence, we
gave up none of the nationality for
which he fought; but we have fur
thered the assurances Of peace, which
was the supreme yearning of his
great brave heart.
HE saw union follow disunion,
but it was not his to live to see
complete concord where discord had
fourished. I wish he somehow
might know that in the more than
a third of a century since his one
and only surrender, the indissoluble
ties Of union have been more firmly
riveted, and in the shared burdens
and triumphs of American progress
we have indeed continued at peace
at home. Geographical sectionalism
is only memory now, and Mason
and Dixon's line remains only a his.
torical record, where an ambiguity
in the federal constitution was wiped
out, and the nation resumed the on.
ward march on its destined way"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
How He Cured
His Rupture
Old Sea Captain Cured His,
Own Rupture After Doctors
Said Operate or Death"
His Remedy and Book Sent Free.

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Captain Ceilings made study of HIM
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
Aged Couple Buried
In the Same Grave

SENECA, S. c., April 27.-Mr.
and Mrs. J. 7. Stone, aged residents
Of near Seneca, died Wednesday.
Mr.. Stone died at o'clock in the
morning and his wife at O'Clock in
the afternoon. Ten days ago they
contracted influenza. The bodies
were inferred in one grave at the
family burying ground here Thurs
day.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
Brothers Arrested
In Connection With
Mail Truck Robbery

NEW YORK, April 27.-Louis
ad Jack Wolfe and Jacob B. Price
were arrested by postoffice inspec-
tors today in connection with the
$2,5O0,000 mai truck robbery perpe-
trated in lower Broadway on Octo.
Der "a, 1921. Stolen securities val
ued at $4,000 We're recovered.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-04-29

waves by merely placing a metallic
reflector behind them. I have done
it.
1.-THE waves are sent out in paral-
lei beams, caught by similar reflec-
tor and brought to a focus with a
corresponding increase in energy at
the focal point"
Sounds easy.
Some day." adds Karker, 1.-The
large transmitting and receiving sta
tons may find that it works out Just
as easy as it sounds"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-06
JUDGE lands GETS TASTE OF
'RAzz" FROM RATE BALL FANS

NEW YORK. Oct. G. 49, Intense
IN tense feeling aroused agains,
the club owners and baseball in gen.
erai because tho second game OF the
series was called yesterday IN the
10th inning on account Of darkness.
cooled over night when u became
known that tho Giant and Yankee
club owners had decided 60 turn over
the entire receipts TO charity.
The total receipts Of the game
were si20,554 and Colonel Huston.
part owner OF the Yanks. raid he
would zee to II that the money went
10 disabled soldiers.
The demonstration of thousands OF
fans. directed particularly at Com.
missioner X VI. lands because he
was tho only official IN sight. was
unparalleled IN baseball history, and
the mob needed but ono stroke OF
leadership 10 do something serious.
II was tho general opinion OF the
fans that at least one moro inning
could have been played In which the
30 tie might have been broken. and
when Umpire Hildcbrand waved the
teams Off the field. II was interpreted
M commercial act to get another
big gate" In an extra game.
Perhaps the judgment OF the um.
pires was correct. but their action
could have been taken more diplo-
maticaily. n the four arbiters had
held conference AZ the plate and
looked AT the skies II would have be.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-06
nown 10 The stands that they

come known 10 the stands tina, they
were considering calling the game.
Instead. their action came with n
suddenneas that was almost stun.
ming.
In the demonstration Of the fans.
during which his personal safety
seemed threatened several times.
Commissioner Lands saw what sus.
pictlon Of oommorciniisfn amounts TO.
just under the surface.
The commissioner realized that
sornethilng had 10 be done II the
world series. or IN. game itself. In
10 survive. and In conference with
the club owners. tho Yankees aug.
geated that the entire receipts be
turned over 20 charity.
Opinions on tho wisdom OF the UNI.
pires' judgment vary.
George Hidebrani, umpire-in.
chief. said several OF the players had
protested IN the eighth inning that
u was getting too harry to see the
ball, and that he consulted with I'm.
pire KLEIN. who recommended that
the game be called after tho tenth
inning.
Billy Evans. generally regarded as
the best ~ the umpires. said after
the game that he would have done
the snine thing.
John A. Hcydler. president OF the
National league. and the owners OF
both clubs expressed the opinion that
the game should havo been called.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-06
JUDGE LANDS
GETS BIRD
FROM FANS
M srARf. vICTOR LITTLE


NEW YORK. Oct. s.---Lord Louis
IN Mounthaffen. cousin OF King
George and little playmate Of the
Prince Of Wales. dropped In to s~e
the second game Of the BASEBALL
derby and heard fandom give Judge
lands the bird
His iordship. with Lady Edwins.
who 10 worth s6o.ooo.o 900 and looks
Ike sioo. ooo. 900. was present when
the second game Of the series was
called a draw and awarded 10 the
A. T.. ".
My word. Judge. are they handing
you the birdr" asked Mounthaften
when fans started TO boo the high
commissioners OF baseball From this
II may lie judged that ''the bird" IL
tho English translation OF 'raxz-
berry"
Lord Mounthaiten knows baseball.
or at least. In knows that the time
TO stretch II In the seventh inning.
The royal fan ate hot dogs. drank
pop and consumed ice cream cones.
Lady Edwsna was an enthusiastic
rooser for tho Ysnks. And when
the Bambino attempted TO steal
house. Lady Edwina thrust aside the
string Of pearls around her neck
they were az big as basehaiis--and
cheered.
Lord and Lady Edwins like base
hall and are sorry they cannot see
the whole serks.
But we're on our honeymoon. !"
said the lord. "and wore going inland
n bit"