Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-19

There is some truth in the observation of
noted criminologist that behind wo-
mans crime is mans perfidy."
''TThe BirdsaIoWiew'
Half the houses in Albuquerque are poorly heated,
and the other half aren't heated at all.
TO MY UNKNOWN FRIEND.
As I sat propped up for my lunch
OF quail toast and tea,
I sent to you my heartfelt thanks
For this great decacy
Just as last year you chose to hide
From your identity,
Just so I take this means again
To thank you-great-ful-ly.
The democrats threw the bull before the cleo
ton, and then Tuesday they barbacued It,
ITO the victors belong the spoiled beef" said
a Republican as he threw away sandwich at said
barbecue.
The National Association of City Managers would
no doubt be ticked pink to choose Albuquerque
II
our spendthrft commissioners allowed Mr. Calkins
the whole sum Of hundred dollars for weeks
expenses in Kansas City.
REFERRED TO OUR CITY HALL.
Sir: Chief Deitsch, for more than thirty years
head of the police department of Cincinnati once
remarked that good policeman was one who knew
when not to make arrest
Ben Lindsey has held for years that the average
police court judge dispensed more injustice than
justice UNLAWFULLY PINCHED.
We are not unduly curious but we would hon
estly like to have Col Alphabet state what the Uni
versity Heights Board of Trade really trades.
ALBUQUERQUE TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW.
with Apologies.)
There is some talk of the county and federal
governments joining together to pave East Central
avenue from the city limits to the University.
The Santa Te railway has been asked to send an
engineer who is civil to consult with City Man
ager regarding proposed vaduct at Coal avenue.
The Mckinley Land and Lumber company yes
erday laid off one-fifth OF their employees, and this
morning the five-fifteen whistle blew only four
minutes instead of five, as the management
figured it had only four-fifths many men to call
to work. Insomnia infested heaIth-seekers include
in their evening prayers the request that the mill
will discharge all of their employees
Tho Morning Journal recently printed an arti-
Gle containing an interview with DR.. C. o. West,
without using his picture. The Person responsible
for this error was reprimanded and discharged.
There a meeting at the Chamber of Com
rooms last night to discuss the draining Of
the Rio Grande valley. Nothing specific sug-
gested done.
The College Inn, q confectionery at the corner
OF Second street and Central avenue, closed its
doors yesterday 1t is said to be bankrupt. The
owners had been in charge almost a week,
DOCTORS.
A doctor brings us into the world, and one is
generally present to assist in passing out They
are with from start to finish. There seems tol
be no escaping them.
A doctor calls his work practice" The laun-
dry machinery manufacturers finally woke up toI
the fact that housekeepers beginning to be-
lieve that the word "mangle" one they
began to call that machine flat work ironer"
There may be nothing in a name, but practice"
like "nangle," is too alI-fred expressive.
When a doctor "practces' with the knife he
is known a surgeon, and when removing por-
ton of you he is garbed like the gland Kleage
of the Coo Coos. An operation amounts to moth
ing at all while he is printing you for II, but when
the anaesthesia wears off, you are feeling per-
fecty retched Qook at your WebsterJ and hav-
ing wonderful disgorgeous time. sawbones
strokes your pulse you being lady. tells you that
then on the first of the month he proves the major
part while you realize the seriousness when you
try to raise the money.
A Specialist is one who finds a multiplicity of
diseases too rksome for study, so confines himself
to one or one set. AS the number of diseases he
treats, decreases. his charges increase. For
ways that are dark" the system of charg-
ing used by specialists has nothing the heather
Chinee.
"In general practice" is admission by doc
tor that he is the scuery maid Of the profession.
He does all the dirty work and only sometimes does
he get paid for It, He has baby case, the infant
is named for him, and right away he knows that
for the next three years that soldering child will
help keep his other suit at the cleaners. That's
why he cutvates a patch of alfalfa TO cover his
shirt front and vest. Whiskers can be washed at
home and sometimes are
God gave us two Of nearly all organs in the
human body. Medical science discovered that we
can get along very well with one. and now the anti
tariffers tell if the bill is passed in its present
form. everything will be so high will have TO
do with less than
Grandma Gadabout says that girl may be as
sensible and domestic you please, but she's
got to mingle with farmer boys to cash 1t.
tgr u u