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New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Howard Voorhies Stars
: At Jamaica Bay Traps

Howard W. VOORHEES,, son of Shipping
Commissioner Edmund W. VOORHEES,
gave remarkable exhibition of shoot
ing yesterday in binding rain at the
Jamaica Bay traps Of the Bergen Beach
Gun Club, shattering so straight tar
gets, which gave him the high scratch
prize.
His father won the high handicap
cup with score of 4S out of a possible
fifty targets. j. A. Howard won the
second handicap prize. A special shoot
at twenty-five yards was won by p. Won
Boeckman. The two Voorhies and Won
BoeckmAn won legs on the Vanderveer
prize.
The sccrea.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Boxing Commission
SusDends Star S. e..

Thf Star Sporting Club is located at
suspended pending hearing because
Of assault within the clubhouse on one
Of the licensed officials, according to q
statement made by the state Athletic
Commission yesterday.
The Star Sporting Club is LOCATED at
stated at the commissions Office as to
who had committed the assault or the
name Of the Official struck or when the
assault took place.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Cuggenheim in Lead
At MineoIa Shoot

Miserable weather cut down the at
tendance at the Mineola traps Of the
Nassau Trapshooting Club yesterday.
The best work was done by Lieutenant
Colonel Robert Guggenheim. He won
the high scratch prize with a card Of
46 out of possible fifty targets. He
then continued and took the shoot at.
100 targets with card of SO.
The high handicap prize went to WI
Simonson after shoot-off against Dr..
J. T. Kane. There also was a long run
prize, which went to Dr. Kane.
The scores:
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
ID Games ON Union
Baseball Schedule

SCHENECTADY, N. Y, March A.
The schedule of the Union College
baseball team is announced as follows:
April II. Brooklyn Polytechnic a. New
York: 1s. Columbia. at New York; a.
Lehlgh %. Worcester Tech; 20. williams
Ct Williamstown; May 8. Syracuse; s,
Clarkson Tech; IL. Syracuse at Syracuse :
IS. Hamilton ut Clinton; 26, Trinity al
Hartford; ~, Amherst at Amherst: 80
Hamilton: juno ., open; 10. Brooklyn
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
New Basketball Record

MONSON, Mass, March 4.-What is
claimed as record score for schoolboy
basketball in Massachusetts was made
at Monson this afternoon when the
Monson Academy five won from the
Barre (Mass.) High School five by a
score Of 110 to 10. The score at half
time was 6y to 2. Robert Moriarty, Of
the Monsor team, made sc points, scor-
ing 26 floor baskets and free tries.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Princeton Freshmen Win

PRINCETON, N. j., March 4.-The
Princeton freshman basketball team
easily defeated the Yale yearlings here
in the university gymnasium this aft
ernoon by the score Of 81 to ID. Lemon,
playing right forward for Princeton,
was the heavy point scorer of the con-
test, making seven field goals and two
foul goals
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Longwood Tennis Meet

BOSTON. March 4.--Announcement
h"s been made that the annual indoor
tennis championships for women would
ne bcId at the Longwood covered
courts, Chestnut Hill, the week of
March 20. There will be three d.
visions. singles. doubles and mixed
conhles. Entries viii close March 6.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Cornell Bests Lehigh Matmen

BETHLEHEM, Pa, March 4.-In a
closely fought wrestling meet Lehigh
went down to defeat at the hands Of
Cornell by the score Of II to s. The
Cornell grapplers were treated to sew
eral surprises, Schwarzbach, Lehigh's
ll5-pound entry, gave Captain Ackerly,
Cornell, the hardest kind Of tussle.
Ackerly won after Is minutes Of hard
wrestling.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Baby Car Wins Boat Race

MIAMI, Fla; March 4.--Baby Gar,
owned by Gar Wood, of Detroit. won
the $4,000 Fisher Allison cup to-day,
when for the third time Webb jaws
Adieu, Chicago entry, dropped out
because Of engine trouble. Baby Gar
was pulled up after the thirteenth lap
of the 50-mile heat
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Squadron A Polo
Seniors Victors
Over Durland's

The Squadron A Seniors defeated IL.
Durland Riding Academy Seniors in a
game of indoor polo last night at tic
Squadron a Armory By score Of l2 to
31s- The Durlands had handicap Of
q goals.
In the preliminary games the Riding
Club Juniors defeated the Yale uni-
versity Juniors by score of ) goais
to 21a and the Squadron A Junior B
team defeated the Durland Juniors hy
II to 1.
The senior lineup:
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
- CnAnEI LIT TIT
6e Op%@e51WHtl4nHf @W H44!%Ss11l

Spring Song of the Rattlesnake.
make my aooy by 1coodlaud scre,
Or lie at rest by lonesome larch;
md those who H1ger by 1yul hear
My tail strike up the Funeral MARCH,.
These songs love u6ovc mn oqom
The cry of fear, tho ebbimg BREATH,
Tic holf-choEed sob, the dying groam
f0r me- the 7rost6adour bf Deqth
Just one soord from my bitter tongue
a coaE-a leup-u sudden dort-
And cold brcoth clogs 4uthG1a the luuo,
The blood congeols around the kcort
A"d get COWARD here bcloqc
track my path the svay clong;
before strike the c,uvc7a foe,
acuaM him avith MI battle souo
11y dream has but course to ra1n
where tidtess eyes see mono i,,t7z,do
1he thrill of scorching s,vannp and sazn
Through lifes eternal Solitude
God paty han aoho ends mn dream
6y moor or aneado1v, sqvdaup or fem
0y barren htlt or singing stream,
For he shall neUer dream aond,1
Dempsey VS.. a Jasuar
What is the horse candle power Of the human
"aop compared with animals punch?
Every one knows what a grizzly bear lion ~
tiger would do to human jaw in the process Of ono
untrameled swipe.
Could Dempsey, set for the; wallop, knock out 3
lion tiger?
"A famous animal trainer tells the story of q hocL
Jaguar. This jaguar had been trained to lean from,
an elevated perch to the top of a big wooden h.1,
weighing 100 pounds
At certain performance he half missed h;s snr;ro
ost MS balance on the ball and fell off, IN wild
rage the Jaguar let fly full right sending the oo
pound ball spinning with crash against tho har IN
feet away. -o ~
The same punch, observes the trainer. would hove
torn mans head off. He figures the blow u.s a.
ease TOUR times harder than any human could deliver
ana the Jaguar is nothing to swap punches with
the lion tiger grizzly bear.
Stronger and Faster
The average wild animal is not only far stronger
1han any human but is much faster in addition
Dempsey, Leonard Jim Corbett at his best. would
look slow against the sudden lash of leopards paw
or the flick OF tigers sabered hoof
The leopard is the swiftest striker Of thu iunv,e
with Hash OF speed no human eye can follow
And one punch, delivered properly. would lift both
dempsey and Willard the ropes with the enter.
tainment for the night
Challengers-and the New Sea.on
Challengers warming up in the first glow Of spring
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

Rifen,en Of Eunnder ChiItls
Capture Du Pont Shoot Troph,
Bronx Boys Defeat Fifteen Rivals in First p. S. Al
Shoot of Season; Erasmus Second; Rushmo,.
OF Jamaica, Has the Highest Individual Scos,

The rfcmen of Evander Chlds High tho Bronx
fifteen rivals in the P s. A. L. Tropbv b
held the Brooklyn Athletic Field
1036 q possible Hall wax seoa ~
Clinton Trainjng were n.xt -; @
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Michigan Five in Tie

ANN HARBOR, Mich, March A.
Michigan went into tie for seconds
place in the Western Conferences
basketball championship race by de-,
feating Iowa tonight 25 to 10. ]
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
New York Tribune imc.)

sunlight have already realized the stoutness Of the
ramparts that guard the roads
Dempsey and Leonard in boxing-Tidcn and Mrs.
Mallory at tennis-Guilford Barnes Hagen and Miss
Holins for American golf
There isn't weak link in the powerful chain.
There isn't crown that is hanging over one ear.
Every scepter is held by skifu hand
Ihe first four mentioned will be odds-on favorites
The four golfers face rougher schedule with longer
span Of strong opposing talent closing in on the
stockade.
In any case the challenger who breaks through will
need everything his system hold including at least
normal output Of smiling fortune
The Schedule Corrector
Dear sir: One of the surest ways to clean up GER
tain colleges (whose names are pretty we'll known to
the nsidcrs) is to leave them off the leading schedules
know at least three colleges who made big splash
last year who will find trouble in getting games after
this next season unless they change their ways The
minute the cleaner institutions bar the offenders from
their schedules most of the ringer stuff will be at an
end And so far most Of the bigger places haven't
been any too careful in this respect They have been
looking for drawing cards rather than ANYTHING else
D.LH
Old Stuff
Beneath the bludgeo,i,gs of chance
(As Mr.. Henley sad)
rarely glve doaOnaUard glance
Or bow my battered head.
But there are times the bulldog breed
Coves IN auith quite crack,
And o1e of these is achcn read
"Look out for Connie Mack"
Wlth the thlrty-day vacation, or longer applied to
Ruth, somewhat less resilient ball and more curve
pltchlng the home-run harvest this season will be
considerably thinner than it last year. 1t is better
than an even bet that Ruth won't pass the thirty
mark and that no else will move up to twenty
You may recall this prophecy when the October re-
turns are being drawn from the old hat
The long vacations of the past never worried JEFF
tries or Willard, as neither keen about boxing as
sport. For Dempsey it happens to be his greatest
and his leading hobby $50 the enforced idle
ness has annoyed him intensely.i Imagine golf or
tennis filbert with in sight to play with not
even on soft and balmy afternoon with championship
turf at hand.
After all we are not wholly invincible The Amer-
can checker champion was lately beaten by Scotsman
Whether or not they played stymies and the ribbed
checker was barred is not known
Slipping credit where credit is DUE Ohio again
horned in on the horseshoe pitching championship at
ST Petersburg AS understand the Ohio pitchers
imagine the peg is an umpire working at Cleveland or
Cincinnati. This in1parts gusto tn tha iron .++oc1
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Worcester Athletes Best

BOSTON, March 4.-Worcester Acad-
emy won the first annual New England
preparatory school indoor track meet
at the East Arnory to-day, with 351s
points. The Moses Brown School, of
Providence, was second, with 21A
points, and Phillips Andover third,
with II.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Red Sor O,Uner Proposes Three
Worlds Championship Battles
Heavyweight, Lightweight and Flyweight Title Tests
Would Be Staged; Promoted Title Bout Be-
b tween Jess Willard and Jack Johnson at Havana
By Jack Lawrence


The theatrical business offered
TO fight Harry Wills the cooed champion
plans September which falls
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

Goals-First chuckkor: CrossInan Wins
Levinsky. Second chukker: Phillips 81
Winn. Levinsky. Third chukker: Coo.
Crcssrlan. pony goal for puriand. Fourth
chuhker: Cook, Crossman, LeVirrsky r1iiuss
4 account of four againat VIM. AZ
Durland. Time Of chukker=7i = rninotss
Referee-G. c. sherman. Tirner-A. VI
King. Scorer-M. Worthley
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

WINNERS
High Scratch-Dr. G. II. Martin.
High Handicap-L. e. Daley.
Travers Island-H. G.. Vogel.
Monthly Cup-Mayor Reed
Distance Handicap-C. yucca
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Stevens Gives Rutgers
Basketball Surnrise

Stevens surprised the Rutgers quin-
tet last night by scoring a sensational
80 to 28 victory on the Hoboken court.
The game was hard-fought throughout,
neither team holding a commanding
lead at any time. The first half ended
with the score at l6 to IA in fa-or of
the Hoboken Engineers.
Kurtz and Higbey were in the lime
light for. Stevens, scoring four field
goals each. Benzoni starred for Kut-
gers.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

ps,.ss Goals from on Held-Kurtz 90. Hisley ~,
Enander ~. Boudinot (2), Raub Goals
from foul-Kurtz, out OF IL: Bett,nan,
out OF I; Benzonl. out OF Q. Substitu-
s-Stevens--Armstrong for kurts. Rut-
yers-M -Murrsy for Boudinot. Boudinot for
Benzoni. Referee-Mr. Mooney, N. Y. U.
Cmp!re--Tonl Ttorp Columbia
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Peddie Five Wins Twice

HlGHTSTOWN, N. J., March a
Peddie won both ends of double
header here this afternoon, defeating
Lawrenceville by a score Of 81 to 90
and trimming Atlantic City High
School to the tune of CT to %.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Princeton Quintet
Takes Close Game
From Columbia
First Period Ends With
Teams Deadlocked at IL
Points for Each Five

Princeton continued its determined
fight for the lead in the Intercollegiate
League by defeating the Columbia
quintet on the Morningside Heights
court last night by score of so to
~. The game was exceptionally close,
especially throughout the second half.
The first period ended with the teams
deadlocked at 1912.
Columbia caused sensation by run
ming up a big lead in the first few
minutes. The Blue and White had
scored points before the Tigers could
register. a single tally. Princeton
fought back gamely and forged into
the lead at 1910, but Bob Pulleyn tied
the score for Columbia just before the
half ended.
There was no scoring for the first
two minutes Of the second half, but
Seidenstecker finally shot fine goal
for Princeton, making the score 14-12.
Princeton managed to retain this two
point advantage to the end. Pulleyn
was put out Of the game in the second
half for personal fouls.
Tho 1incyr,
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
EZi,AIsI!Is!''1|'s;lja
AUToS-BoDIES-T -TTRES-TuBEs
Auto Prices Will AdvanOe,
OIiCkIvy


Demonstrations Given: ESaYnin ations Invited; 4
Automobiles Traded. ~
Bargains offered at present won't lastss
Tako Advantage Of tho Following opporIunit:ss -
3 to IL months credit given if desireds.
No Notes! No Mortsases No Publicity: = = y
CADILLAC CARS IN ALL Types:
:, sedans, Towncars. victerias. Suburban Amessau
'' Price: Prices Sssi' $500 Il, to $500. *
Ianasalstse S 200; S stsz Bsa1sss teups
Sedans:-Ruicks. Hupmcbiles. Dodges. Ese1 yios
mobiles; Six Eight Cylinder Coups Lowest P51snsSse
Peerless Eight .s475: Wnton .Six'' ;sssss
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ton: Al. $500: Tempar speedstsr s.s.ss, ;slsM
'Fours Skies tTcuring Coupelettesl. ss75.ssssss
Msrcers $3.50 $3.50 to $4,000: Bucks tLass 10 81
Hudson Sport Models. $3.50; Blddle Classy sSs1 \.
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Chandler tLae sedsn>. 81 oso Chalmers al nssSa eS
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New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Penn Quintet Wins
From Cornell Five
In Extra Period
Quakers Retain Lead in
intercollegiate League,
Beating lthacans, 1925
STANDING OF LEAGUE

PHILADELPHIA, March 4.--Penn's
intercollegiate champion basketball
team won. from the Cornell five at
Wightman Hall tonight. 20 to 25, but
only after an extra fve-minute period
had been played,
1t was the hardest fought game Of
the season on the Penn court, and. al
though Penn had lead of II to 8 at
the end of the first half, Cornell staged
a brilliant rally and evened matters.
In the extra period Huntzinger and
Dessen scored field goals for Penn,
While the Cornell team was unable to
count. Al Voegelin was hurt in the
second half and was forced to retire,
The linc-up:
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
Auto Tires-Best Makes
Save 4OWo to 500

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Bergousnans Aliens. Penusylsanias and forty ~
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New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

Field goais-Grave 8. Dessen 2. Hunt
ginger, Miller. Capron .. Crabtree 2.
Rippe :. Bsrkalew. Subs~-James for Voc
son, Columbia. Umpire--O'Brien s.
Johns. Halves-2o minutes, extra period
minutes 1N'-oN
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

Goals from feld--Seidenstecker cay.
Kiaess go. Gaines (S>. Jeffreys (2), Loeb.
Sprinshorn (3), Watson 90. Pulleyn (3),
Oder. Goals from foul-Loeb out of s:
Klaess. out OF 3; Pulleyn, 7 out of 10
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.: Wright for Sell
denstecker. Scidenstecker for Wright, Fos-
ter for Loeb. Columbia: Eder for Mullen.
Smith for Reilly Referee-Dr A. A.
Sharpe Yale. Unlpire-Hastings Cornell
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

Slipping credit where credit is DUE Ohio again
horned In on the horseshoe pitching championship at
ST. petersburg AS we understand the Ohio pitchers
imagine the peg is an umpire working at Cleveland
Cincinnati This imparts gusto to the iron attack
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

After all we are not wholly invincible The Ameri
can checker champion was lately beaten by Scotsman
Whether or not they played stymes and the rbbe<
checker barred is not known.
New-York tribune., 1922-03-05

chaengers warming up in the first glow Of spring
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29
D. y. I.AMOND FOR
COUNTY JUDGE

] am candidate for the nemi-
nation for Couaty Judge on shu
Republican ticket sahiect 10 she
Primary August LEE. 1879
IN my race two years AGO Tor
the snsee office the results wars
such ae to encourage me "a oifas
msself A. ,y..ss.sate again 81
this time IN hope Of muctGng with
d favorable response IN the voters.
was raised ~ Washington u.
G.. and received my legal edues
liun al Georgetown University NJ
that place. For two years MAS
connected with the United States
Attorneys office and have prae
tieed law In the Stale of Okla
homa for the rast six years for
the past four In Guthrie am
a married man. have family
own my home IN Guthrie aud am
tax payer of Logan county.
! have uesef held an, elective
office and II elected County Judge
of this county. n viii ha my pol
icy 10 sise TO the duties ot the Of
flee my personal attention and
very best efforts and To conduct
the business thereof In husi-
ness like. economical and effici-
aht manner,
believe Ia rotation in oifisa
and should the people elect noe 20
that office. and II the end of my
first term. | should feel thai
had done my full duty tnIhc cItlsons
and taxpayers Of Logan county,
! might then seek their recnsni-
tion by asking for second term
| believe that after the people of
the county have honofed citizen
by two terms In d public office.
that II ~ the duty OK that citizen
o retire and asl no further gavors
II ! am elected your taupts
Judge | know from my ohser-
walton that | can effect saw
ing 70 the tax payers Of Logan
county between s2.soooo and ST..
10000 term BY d0InR the work
myself and not having clerk to
assist ms, and will do 80 anil
give my promise 20 that effect
II IN my hope 70 meet as many
Of The voters as possible before
the Primary August. ist. but II |
am not able 10 meet you person.
ally. 7 assure YOU shas wour sup
port win be highly nv 5:ecIated.
y y. I.AMoND.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29

GEMS FROM GUIDE
BOOK 70 sUccEss
Vanity. Eeotism and sell -plosiItes.
tIon always are true indications of
Litt.yness, never Greatness. .A--J. X. Nj
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WILL you HIRE THESE: MEN?


g represent the Guthrie district In the
legislature since ali Logan eouass
4 new Included Ia oas district. Il
neminased he win remesen, ali of the
coanty as
Or sharp came 20 Orlando and
made his start ln life ,hsre. taking a
a'aim near the town which he ssis.
owns and has always hecn actively
identified with The farming aud stock
raising interests % the county an well
y enc o. The leading aocsors
All Logan county voters can give
him their support with the assurance
that he win faithfully represent shelr
Interests In the Legislature. Mnlhall
Journal.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29
DIR. Z. q. SHARP FOR
THE LEGISLATURE

pr u, q. Sharp q cuthrla IL !
candidate for the nomination for the
LEGISLATURE from the i.oean coansy
District on the Republican ticket. nf,
Sharp i well and fasorahly known IA
this rars ~ LOGAN county a. he psar.
tiSed medicine in Orlando trom isgs
to iaaI when hewaA succeeded In his
practice BY bis brother, DR. 4. l.,
sharp.
Or. SHARP located in Guthrie agteg
leaving Orlando nineteen years $50
and has prarliced medicine ana sarS
cry from the same office shcre ever
since and two years ago was chosen
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29
GOOD Ar ARITHMETIC

= Wish 1 was guinea pIg. growlei
Johnnie, who was fussing over his
night work"
Why 40 You wish thaty~ asked hIa
mother.
Well. teacher said the other LAY
they multiply rapidly, and / lust cant
multiply al all'
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29
A. I. BOYS
Candidate for VI
Justice Supreme Court
Republican Ticket
Third District

A candidate for Justice Of the su-
preme Court should be qualified to
receive your vote at the primary. and
4 am not qualified. should not
reccIve II. II you srs not posted. ask
any person who has seen al the cas-
didstes for this position IN action,
and who has had ~ opportunity to
Judge II you are the friend xf s0sna
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-07-29

reputable ask him. believe ali
admitted the unfted ststes a.
ven - several q the states Feared my
TO- hrough school BY nring engine
year health and am wnllns and viii
work Am family we have been viewing
the courts from the side of ne people these The
be hurried and the dockes 40 bur
want this JOB for mr. have held ran with
John Fds before and led the judicial ticket physcaIy
posieiity for me voter but calling I'll can
especially ask the womeno Esquire cnesrns qacsons
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-07-21

table Compound. I took it regularly un-
til all the hard pains had left me and I
was able to be up and to do my work
again. The hard lump left my side and
/ feel splendid in all ways. know of
many women it has helped, Mrs. G..
RICHARDSON, 1910 Orcas St, Seattle,
Washington.
This is another case where Lydia E.
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If you are suffering from pain, 1ner.
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my feet, then l had
chills and fever and
such pains in my
right side and a hard
lump there. j could
not turn myself in
bed and could not
sleep. I was this way
for over twomonths,
trying everything
any one told me, un-
til my sister brought
me a bottle of Lydia
10. Pinkham'S Vege.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-07-21
IN LAST LINE OF DEFENSE
ton of Why Some Army Drill
= masters Go Insane.

The sergeant major was reaching
the end of his patience in his examina-
ton of the recruits squad.
''For the last time," he yelled, going
almost purple in the face, 81 ask you
the simple question: What is forth
ficatiOnY
Shoulders dropped and with faces
void of intelligence as q vacuum of air.
the recruits stood fast as man. No
one answered.
Rushing up to the most intelligent
looking man, the irate N. G. o. bawled:
"Tell me, my man, what is fortifica-
tion?"
The answer came like a cork out
of bottle:
'Two twentifications, sir !"-London
Answers.
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1t is not worth while to let our inn
perfections disturb us always.
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SUCH PAINS AS
This WOMAN HAD.
Two Months Could Not Turn inBed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com-
pound Finally Restored Health

Seattle, Washington. --'I had drags
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-07-21
remperina Justice WIN Mercy.

Tempering Justice With Mercy.
"In writing up this performance of
AS You Like It, given by the CHG.
gersville Dramatic club use little
discretion"
"How's that boss?"
"Just forget that you ever saw
professional show"