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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
Just Happy LiUing Makes
 WorldMighty GladofYou!

acting. and that it's benefits 10 the world are just as great.
 Need Her
 We need beauty and grace just as much Is we need toll and struggle, and if God had not intended us to have one as much as the other, he would not have made lilies, as well as cabhages and potatoes. Bot Sevres vases and iron pots are heces- sary in comfortable and complete household.
 q wish that wamen appreciated this just a little more. l wish that they could realize that the woman who is an ornament to life. who makes her home beautiful and her home life charming who keeps her husband interested and her children inspired and who is the sun which radiates social circle, has made the best possible use of her talents.
 She has done bigger and finer thing than if she was a frompy au- thor of best seller. or successful lawyer with an unsuccessful home in the background or a self-ceitered actress who had been too absorbed in her own career to ever consider any other human being.
 Dollars Necessary
 "'fhe trouble with the modern woman is that she thinks she mus; capitalize every particle of ability she has, and sell il in dollars and cents over the counter. She thinks brains, and briliance, and charm Of personality are commodities toe valuable for home consumption, She doesn't feel that she should feed her family and friends on nectar and amhrosia. Corned beef is good h a talent Is career mad, and considers that she is simply throwing he' gifts away if she bestows them or her intimate circle
 .I think that this is the most pitfnl mistake that women make and that the saddest thing on eartf is that they dc not realize the i'm portanee of making a beautiful, ant happy, and cheerful home-the sort of home that husband and childrer think of as the most attractive place on earth, and that is an oasis in tht desert to every stranger who tastes its blessed hospitality. Nothing else that a woman can ever do, does as much good as a home. No other in' fluence she can wield is so potent or so lasting.
 Fine Art of Living
 And to make a home like that takes all the gifts with which God Almighty ever endowed any woman It Is no job for a fool woman.
 Its because l think that women were meant to be parlor ornaments as well as. kitchen utensils, and be- cause think their mission is to soften tho hard edges of existence that I hold that the greatest thine woman can do Is to make a fine art of living--as Marie does"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02

where she will attend, football game and the dinner dance given by the Nine O'clock Driving club. She is the guest of Mrs. C. M. Sciple.
 Miss Ellen White of Vernon, is spending the holidays with her brother, MT W. l.. White
 Mrs. Lewis Morris is the guest of her brother, Mr. 0. A. Hood, in Ash vile, Ala.
 Mr. and Mrs Henry Hiden, Jr4 and Miss Dorothy Hiden will be at home after Monday with MT. and Mrs. G. B. Mccormack, Jr., for period Of two weeks.
 Mr. and Mrs. W. NJ, Cosby have re- turned from stay in Atlantic City and other points in the east.
 MT. and Mrs. Clovis Pearce are spending Thanksgiving in Atlanta.
 MT. Parker Palmer has returned from a visit to relatives in Anniston.
 
 Miss Mary Shook is visiting friends in Nashville.
 MT. and Mrs. J. w. oden left for New York where they will be joined by Miss Vonceil Oden.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
GOOD LAND! WHY
 GEORGE WAS HUMAN!
nr FLORENCE DAVIES

Prof. Albert Bushnell Hart of tIari ward University is tired of hearing the constant adultation the Ameri- can public gives the fathers of the republic. He finds it very disgust ing. he claims they don't deserve such laudation,
 And why, do you suppose, he feels that way? He's' frank enough to tell: Those old boys were only human they had their faults. He says that George Washington loved to buy lottery tickets and that he was heard swearing Hike trooper troopers. supposedly, swearing worse, or more. or louder. perhaps. than anybody else except the Father of His Country"
 Now. isn't that terrible? If Wash- ington never told a lie. a Fleasl he swore like q trooper. And he loved 10 buy lottery tickets, Why the good old simple soul, the great big boy Did you ever hear anything better about dear old. "First in war. first in, peace first iu the hearts of his countrymen2" Now you can be- ginN to understand why he was first in the. .hearts,' at least, ,ssHe was hu- man. he was real, he was a man. he was a good fellow and the truth will come out, Nm spite of the hardy ef- forts <of namhy pamhy morolists to make us believe he was paragon of unbelievable virtures. so much more a paragon than real person that he stood in danger of beeom- ing only a myth.
 He Was Natural
 Thank you, Professor, for saving George Washington from oblivion for us and the generations of Amerl- cans to come.
 "'He loved to buy lottery tickets. and he was heard swearing like a trooper" isn't that the best Wash ington story you ever heard2
 Not that we love people for their faults or that faults are worthy or commendable in themselves. But we do love loveableness. and the truth Is that frailitles are often more loveable than icy perfection.
 It is to be hoped that the young of the nation will not emulate the father of their country in either of these disgraceful pursuits. Neither gambling or swearing is commend able. But being human enough 10 want to take a chance once in a while and temper enough to say a cuss word is rather better than be- ing a stalking character in book, for It is being real.
 Along these frallties the story of the courage and honesty of Washing ton stays. II must have taken cour- ago to tell the truth in the particular instance of the cherry tree. And after raufhtiHess of using strong language and the foolish weakness of indulginE in lottery tickets.
 In any event, being human Is all most better than being perfect, for nigh on the score of the seven deadly sins must come that of being a prig
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
INTERESTING PROGRAM
 SENIOR EPWoRTH LEAGUE

Mir Perry B. James announces 4 most interesting program for the Senior Epwerth league at the First Methodist church on December at 6:30 Sunday night He will be assisted by MT. Guy F. Snavely. presi- dent of the Birmingham- Southern college, and MT. T. K. Benton.
 Musical numbers will be rendered by Miss Elizabeth Colvin, pia list. and the Henry quartet, and Mrs. T. II. Terrell. soloist.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
THANKSGIVING BUFFET SUPPER FOR GUESTS

MT. and Mrs. W. F. Tyler gave a charming buffet sdpper last evening at their homie on Crescent road in honor of MT. and Mrs. T. R. Ward and Miss Annie Christenberry.
 The table was iovely with it's Thanksgiving decoration of flowers and fruits. The guests were: Joe c. Hail, MT. and Mrs. w. F. Webster, pr. and Mrs Broadly. Mrs. Huffy, MT. and Mrs w. M. Cosby Mir. and Mrs. J. c. Hodges, MT. and Mrs. B. r. Tyler. Miss Bessie Haney, MT. and Mrs. T. A. Hanna, MT. and Mrs. w. H. Jeffries, Miss Elizabeth Thomas, MT. and Mrs. J. NJ. r. Otts. and Mrs. U. B. Thomas.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Writers club of Birmingham will meet Tuesday afternoon at 5 o'clock at the Morris hotel.
 
 The First Cumberland Fresbyte- rian church will hold it's Sunday night services at the Grand theatre. pr II c, Walton and his eongrega- tttn extend a cordial welcome to the -nnhlic
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
MRS. NrCoRMACI<'s
 BRIDGE LUNCHEON

\ pretty affair ofFhe holiday sea son was the bridge luncheon given by Mrs c, B Mccormack. Jr,, at her home on Cliff road a pink and white color motis was used and about fifty guests enjoyed. the game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
How Gald and Delightful
 The Council Clubs Ball

glorious like And how be- loved the friends and keeps from door from far than xcrucatngy the of such spangled pzed the memoehe little thrilling favors that be tucked away for keeps.
 Like like prngtmeand filled with such geesome things of Birmingham and girls al
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02
INTERESTING WEDDING
 TAKES PLACE IN MERIDIAN

Miss Mary Eleanor Nichols and MT. William Harper Spencer, both of Eutaw, Ala.. were married in Me-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02

CTS, Rompers. Ramblers, Utoplans' Nomads. Night Hawks and Wlndsors'
 Besides the scores Of club mem bers 100 cards were sent out-ahu mighty few of them drew regrets
 Throughout the hours, punch was served from a colorful and never empty crystal bowl set Tn maze of flowers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02

Miss Edwina Thaggard. who is spe1ding a few days in Atlanta.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-02

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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Sealed proposals for the construction of
a Public School, to be erected at Colonia,
N. j.. for the Board of Education OF
Woodbridge, N. j.. will be received by the
Board of Education in the High Schoo
on Barron Avenue. Woodbridge. N. j.
August 14th, 1929, at s o'clock p. M.
daylight saving time. as per plans and
specifications prepared by j. X. Jensen,
Architect, 102 Smith Street. Perth Am
boy. N. J..
Separate sealed proposals will be re-
ceived as follows:
1. General Construction.
2. Heating and Ventilating
3. Plumbing.
4. Electrical Work.
Each bid must be accompanied by .
certified check. payable to the Board of
Education, woodbridge. N. j.. in the fol-
lowing amounts.
General Construction. $4,000.
Heating and Ventilating. $25o.oo.
Plumbing, 100000.
Electrical Work, 100000.
Which amount will be forfeited to the
Board of Education, If the bidder awarded
the contract fails to furnish a satisfac-
tory bond, for the full amount Of his
proposal, and signing the contract within
10 day. after the awarding of same.
Plans and specifications may be OBJ
tanned at the office of the Architect, 102
Smith Street. Perth Amboy. N. j.. by de-
posting the sum of $1,000. for each set
Of plans and specifications. The above
sum will be returned to the bidders pro-
viding the plans and Specifications are
returned within 10 days after receiving
the bids. Otherwise the above amount
will be forfeited by the bidder
The Board of Education reserves the
right to reject any and all bids.
b. B. WALLING,
MORRIS p. DUNCAN.
HOWARD r. VALENTINE.
Building Committee.
lso73-7-2s-31-s-2-4-7-10
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
FIRE ALARM BOXES

21-Gordun and Meade streets
23--Madison Ave. and Paterson st.
24-Market and Sheridan Streets
25-Smith Street and Central R. n.
26-Market and FRS. streets
27-Raritan Copper Works
2s-High and Lewis Streets
34-Madison Avenue and Smith Street
35-Smith and High Streets
3s-New Brunswick Ave. and New stree
! 37-Smith and State Streets
41-Standard Underground Gable Co.
42-Atlantic Terra Gotta Works
43-Buckingham Ave. and Hartford st.
45-Commerce and Front Streets
46-State and Washington Streets
47-High and Washington Streets
b2-Cortlandt and Easton Streets
53-Division and William Streets
54-State and Buckingham Ave.
55-Parker st. and Pulaekt Ave.
b.-Han Ave. and Charles Street
57-State and Wayne Streets
5S-Nea Lead Works
59-Maurer
62-washington Street and Park Avenue
63-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm Street
64-Smith Street and Watson Avenue
6~5-Commerce and State Streets
72-Front and Smith Streets
73-Water and Gordon Streets
74-Kearny Ave. and Gordon Street
81-Brace and Hanson Avenues
S2-Smith and Herbert Streets
STANDBY Ave. and Washington St.
S4-Lehigh. Ave. and Stanford Street
S6-Nes City Hospital
S6-Clevciand and Brace Avenues
| 87-Amboy and Hall Avenues
92-Amboy Avenue and Inslee Street
93-Lawrence and Francis Streets
94-Neville and tombstone Streets
SPECIAL CALLS
13-Washington Hose Co.
14-McClellan Engine Co.
15-Protection Fl. & /.
16-Eagle Hose Co.
Hilbert, II. & l..
22-Lincoln Engine
44-Garf1eld Hose
| 333-Entire Department.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
CONVENIENCE Is THE WORD!

A service may be mighty valuable. 1t may
be almost universally used. And 1t may be
practically indispensable.
But it isn't very popular unless It's con-
venient.
That's the strong point of the News CLASH
fed Advertising service. The ads are SYSTEM
atically arranged to avoid waste effort and
gain immediate satisfaction in referring to any
particular ones among them.
Real accommodation means that wants not
only must be filled, but with the greatest pos
sible ease and dispatch.
The A-B-C and 1913 order of the individual
ads and the scores of interesting Classiications
in the Classified Section makes this part of the
paper popular as well as profitable.
Start the habit of reading the Classified ads
every day!
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
CLASSIFICATION

ANNOUNCEMENTS
s-coming Events
e-Personals
lo-Lost and Found
AUTOMOBILES
A-Automobiie Agencies
fl-Automobiles for Sale
13-Auto Trucks for Sale
1a-Auto Accessories
4 1A-Garages-Autos for Hire
iS-Notorcycles and Bicycles
iS-Repairing-service Stations
Observation-Disclosures
BUSINESS SERVICE
fa-Business Services Offered
Observation-Disclosures
90-Cleaning. Dyeing. Renovating
9f-drsssmaking-Millinery
S1-Heatipg. Plumbing. ROOFING
11-Insurance
3S-Novinr. Trucking. Storage
S6-Painting. Papering, Decorating
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Se-Professionai Services
5e-Repairing
S0-TaiIoring and Pressing
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Service
EMPLOYMENT
I.lLM
1a-Haip Wanted-Femals
SS-Help wanted-Male
SEHelp-Male or Female
1E-Solicitors Canvassers, Agents
S0-Situations wanted-Female
57-Situations .Wanted-Male
ss-Business Opportunities
3@Investments. Stocks. Bonds
<Q-Money to Loan
if-Wanted-To Borrow
INSTRUCTION
13-Correspondence Courses
1&-Local Instruction Ciasses
}$-Musical. Dancing. ramat
tf-Prtvate Instruction
Observation-Disclosures
i LIVE STOCK
%N-Dogs, Cats. Pets
{lEHorses. Cattle. Vehicles
@&-Poultry and Supplies
V0-Wanted-Live Stock
I'LL MERCHANDISE
,u-Articles for Sale
h&A-Barter and Exchange
6n%Business and Office Equipment
Yt0s-Boats and Accessories
sH<-Buiiding Materials
x-R1<m>and Dairy Products
ues-Fuel. Feed and Fertilizers
y U-0ood Things to Eat
fB-Home Made Things
y DEHousehoId Goods
D~or-Jsweiry and Watches
&1-Machinery and Tools
49@Nusical Instruments
l1--Sesds, Plants and Flowers
ft4-Speciais at Stores
H-Wearing Apparel
NBEWanted-To Buy
.sf ROOMS FOR RENT
w-Rooms with Board
I0S-Rooms Without Board
soo~-Rooms for Housekeeping
|D-vacation Places
EH-Where to Eat a
I6-where to Stop in Town
observation-disclosures or Board
s$ REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
Sn-Brokers in Real Estate
tN-Apartments and Flats
JtB-Business Places for Rent
tee-Farms for Rent
4U-Houses for Rent
lt9-Ohices and Desk Room
%It-Suburban for Rent
kyD-Summer Places for Rent
$4-Wanted-To Rent
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
E44-Business Property for Sale
Xys-Tarms and Land for Sale
Abl-Houses for Sale
for Sale
sfge-RAsort Property for Sale
f{H-suburban for Sale
II W-Real Estate for Exchange
N N-Wanted-Real Estate
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
INSTRUCTION

Music. Dancing. Dramatic A
GIBSON STUDIO-No play no pay: free
mandolin with 10 lessons. for SIS. Rog-
ers. 224 Smith st. Tel. 1852.
GILL SCHOOL OF ~MUSIC-VioiIn in-
structions a speciality; instruments fur
nished free. 81 Smith St.. Perth Am
boy, NJ. J.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04

EMPLOYMENT
Helm WanIed-Maie

RELIABLE MAN-For the life insurance
business. salary and commission; only
one who means work need apply. Tel.
3S5-M between 2 and 4 o'clock.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES knowledge of
office work. Apply giving experience
and references. Address BOX 65. News.
YOUNG MEN-To learn hat trade; steady
position. Tottenville Hat Works, Inc.
81 johnson Ave. Tottenville. S. j.
YOUNG MAN-Responsible to work on
farm and drive Ford truck. Apply Hal
abs Farm. Matawan, N. j.
Help Wanfed-Male and Female 81
AMBOY EMPLOYMENT AGENCY-Male
and female help supplied for all types OF
work. 224 Smith Street. ODD. c. r. R.
Station. Tel. 1859.
Solicitors, Canvassers. Agents 50
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
AUTOM OBILES
Automobiles For Sale

Automobiles For Sale Al
GOOD USED CARS-Jefferson Motofa
Inc, $50 New Brunswick Avenue.
USED CARS
REQ Speed Wagon; good condition
$500
1921 Dodge Sedan. wire wheels. extra
tire; like new. $1,000.
Franklin Touring Car: newly painted
in good mechanical condition. $500,
SExTON'S GARAGE
USED CAT SAIL
DORSEY MOTORS INC.
We are marking them down this week
to clean them out. We need the space.
Ford runabout; GOOD condition, $500
Ford Coupe; a bargain S225.0O.
Ford Delivery. $4,000
Dodge 1921 Panel Delivery. $395.00
1921 Chevrolet "49o" Touring, $500
1929 Chevrolet 400" Touring, almost
new. $3.50.
Dodge Touring, s225
Dodge Touring. $3.50
Many others
DORSEY MOTORS, INC.
/ Maple and Fayette SITS. Near P. o.
Ford Dealers
Phone 366 Perth Amboy
Open Evenings
We Close Saturday at Noon
USED CARS
Dodge Bros. Touring Car, s275
1918 Studebaker. $3.50
Dodge Bros. Panel Delivery. s375.
FRANK VAN SICKLE
1853 New Brunswick Avenue
Auto Trucks For Sale IL
BUSES
Observation-Disclosures.
Reconditioned, Reprinted. Good Tiress
Bargains at $3.50 to $1,000
Time Payments Arranged
STERLING MOTOR TRUCK co.
244 Washington Ave, Newark
Branch Brook 5179
FORD-Truck, $500. $50 Linden Ave,
Woodbridge N. J.
KELLY SPRINGFIELD D-3h ton chain
drive, splendid condition, sacrifice $3.50.
Time payments arranged. Sterling Mo-
tor Truck Co. 24 Washington Ave.
Newark. Telephone Branch Brook 517a.
STERLING TRUCKS
Rebuilt and factory guaranteed: bargains
STERLING MOTOR TRUCK co.
244 Washington Ave-, Newark
Branch Brook 5179
1 Wilson ~ ton truck, good condition,
new rubber: also
/ Ford runabout. business body.
Look them over and make offer
U. s. CARTRIDGE CO.,
Maurer, N. J.
Motorcycles and Bicycles 10
HARLEY DAVIDSON-With sidecar, good
condition; also 1915. 537 Sayre Ave.
Auto accessories IL
BATTERIES-2 year guarantee: uncon-
ditional: a new Ray Battery II your old
one goes wrong within 2 years. What
other battery dares to do this7 Chris
johnson. 1853 New Brunswick Ave.
LINOLEUM-For running boards AMI
floor boards. S. Goldstein & Sons. 315
Madison Ave, floor coverings and bed
ding.
~TIRES-For sale; Goodyear. Goodrich.
Michelin. Fisk and United States. +. X.
Martin. 145 New Brunswick Ave.
WILLARD ALL RUBBER BATTERIES
For wireless with threaded rubber insula-
tion. Battery & Motor Service Station.
149 New Brunswick Ave. Tel. 1885.
Garages-AutOs For Hire "a
GARAGE-Private, improved. $500. In
quire 45s Park Ave, upstairs
JOE'S TAXI-Phone 2020. Day and
Might service. Cars to hire for weddings
funerals. etc. 426 Division Street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-04
AUTOMOBILES

AUTOMOBILES
Repairing-service stations 10
AUTO TOPS-Made and Repaired. J. P.
johnson. 1855 New Brunswick Avenue
Telephone 1857.
AUTO TOPS-Recovered and repaired;
running board covering. SIDE curtains ana
all kinds of trimmings III cars. Z. Gut
hof. 1874 New Brunswick Ave, Tel 1850
AUTO BODY BUILDERS-Bus and cou'-
mercial: auto painting end 'nersi
Understandings: agent for doodrich onn
truck tires. Toft d Fryer. $zi-oo
East Ave. Tel. 1881.
AUTO NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and Tenders
repaired. Federal Auto Radiator works.
100 New Brunswick Ave. Tel 1850.
AUTO NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. e. KLEIN.
Telephone 1878. W.. Main St anu Grant
Ave-, Fords. N. ]
AMERICAN GARAGE-Best equipped 'e
Supplies and accessories. call Iool.
AUTO PAINTING-John 2. JACKIE. Auto
mobile. Truck and Wagon Painter. sos
Laurie Street. Jitney Bus painting 3
speciality.
COUNTY BRIDGE GARAGE-First class
auto repairing. storage. car washing'
auto wrecking: open day and night. Tel.
2241.
ELECTRIC REPAIRING Generators
starters, armatures rev ound. motor wihd-
ing our speciality. K. & K. Electric Co
ZAP New Brunswick Ave. Tel. 500.
FRANK HUDA-Commercial automobile
body builders and repairers;
painting: specializing on touring. com
mercial cars. 469 Division st Tel. 1881.
HIGH ST. GARAGE-Expert repairing.
overhauling; pleasure cars. trucks. car
bon burning: omo supplies. 342
High Street. Phone 223S. A. A. Maurer:
JACOB e. MORROw-Auto Repair Co..
distributors for Middlesex Count, seide"
Motor Trucks: IN to s tons. $40 Pros
pect st. Phone 2O66.
JOHN d. LENGEL-Auto repairing, COM
plete overhauling. See me about re-
grinding your cylinders. 216 Gordon st.
MAJESTIC AUTO SERvICE-Joe Lomax
Prop. Complete overhauling a specialt,
and general auto repair shop. 225 frs
St. Tel. Day. Perth Amboy 9s: Night
Woodbridge 252-R.
NORTH AMBOY MOTOR CAR EX.-Ger-
eral ~overhauling. repairing. towing. s. ).
Glatstein. TAO State St. Tel. 1916.
NOTICE TO FRANKLIN OWNERSHIP
pert repairing and overhauling done at
reasonable prices. estimates given on all
kinds of work by former Franklin Ser
vice man. We do expert work on any
make automobile. Call P. A. 755-J. w.
D. Roberts. 240 High st.
PERTH AMBOY Alto WRECKING co
-1s4 Fayette st. 1873 New Br inswlck
Avenue. Tel. 1894.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-09-28
covered-slipped away and disappeared.

Returning to the press-stand reluctantly
and itching for an early meeting with
"Foghorn," but realizing that it was i'm
possible until the days festivities were over
as we both had urgent duties that re-
quired our attention: his to supervise and
announce the events; and mine to turn
out couple of columns of copy with ac-
curate statistics and description for an ex-
acting editor; yet formed the resolution
as l resumed my work to seek "Foghorn"
out that night and have good old
fashioned talk; and in the meantime l
boosted, (mayhap a trihe over-zealous)'
of my acquaintance with yon parsonage"
to group of reporter comrades.
y " " y
But you never did tell me how Don
Juan got into your booth? l interrogative-
ly remarked to "Foghorn' over the demi-
tasse at the Harvey House that same night
whittier we had went: "Foghorn," his
charming wife and myself, to enjoy good
dinner and have good chat, which we
had done in great style, after located them.
"Ah, that was easy Senor," spoke up
Mrs. Carmencita Yancy, whose enuncia-
ton was delightful with its musical ac-
cent. "You see Don Juan slipped in the
back way, got into the booth next ours
and WHILE" here she blushed delciously.
"Raymon' (meaning "Fogborn") was beg
ging me to marry him -"
"Never begged anything in my life
chiquita caliente muchacho," interposed
"Foghorn," with mock severity. didn't
l carry you off? Your sister told me in
San Anton l committed real act of
charity" and he chucked mischievously,
yet his eyes held that tender fathomless
thing-called love.
6 But Senior he dd--he begged so
hard. He is keed-ding l know-Ah, yes,
Senior Don Juan climbed into our booth.
Think of that! We were couple of
goats not to hear, but Don Juan is cev-ar
He married frien of mine not long
after. Such is life"
All, yes indeed, such is life, unused.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-09-28
BASEBALL

The East St. Paul Switch Crew base
ball team from St. Paul, who invaded the
locals domain on last Saturday, staged a
ninth inning rally and departed for home
with the top heavy score of I to 1 on their
hands. The aforesaid team was none
other than the G. N. Glacier Park league
all stars, who played in the Commercial
League in St. Paul during the past season.
They were at the head of their class most
all season, but they were finally bumped
out of first place by the fast onrushing
Northern Pacific ball team. However, their
rise and fall in the Commercial League,
has nothing at issue in Saturdays contest
with the local aggregation.
First, we must confess that the crew who
represented their team was real classy
bunch all the time. The results were,
that Saturdays contest developed into
fast and furious game. 1t was the most
interesting contest that has been staged on
the locals diamond this season. The fea