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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
# SKIN BREAKS
OUT AND|TCHES
APPLY SULPHUR

Just the moment you apply Men
TO an itching. burning
or broken out skin, the itching stops
and healing begins, says a noted skin
specialist. This sulphur preparation,
made into a pleasant cold cream.
gives such quick relief. even TO
fiery eczema, that nothing has ever
been found to take its place.
Because OF its germ destroying pro-
perties. Il quickly subdues the itch
ing. cools the irritation and heals the
eczema right up. leaving clear.
smooth skin In place OF ugly erup-
tions. rash, pimple5 or roughness.
You do not have to wait for i'm
proyement. II quickly shows. You
can get n little jar of Mentho-Sul-
phur at any drug store.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
RED PEPPERF0R
RHEUMATIC PAIN

Red Pepper Rse tnses the ouch"
from sore, stift. aching juiats. II
cannot burt YOU. aud Il certainly
stops that old rheumatism torture at
once.
when you ar. suffering 80 you can
hardly get around, just try Red Pep
por Rub and you will have the quick
est relief known. Nothing has such
concentrated. penetrating heat as red
peppers. Just rs soon as you apply
Red Pepper Rub you will feel the
tinsling heat. In three minutes II
warns the sore spot through and
through. Pain and soreness are gone.
Ask your good druggist Tor Jar
OF Rcwles Red Pepper Rub. Re sure
to get the genuine, with the name
Rowles on each package adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09

Experienced stenographer desires
position. Box J. Herald office. 6-9'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
HERu WI ANN AGAIN.
White l.~ghorn Baby Chicks.

Barrol-Tancred strain.
IIatchcd exclusively from osr owu
hens that averaged for the year 1921,
l5l eggs each for the whole flock
This Is the real test OF merit, rather
than the achievement OF = few selset'
ed from large flock and fed on
pie and Angel food at laying con.
test.
We have greatly enlarged our
plant and are prepared to hatch fifty
thousand chicks during the season.
Order early and get them when
wanted.
Prices per 100: January and Feb
ruary $500: March and April sl2.-
so: May and June Sl1.0O. Pure bred
=. Rocks and r. |. Reds hatched on
special order,
haywood Poultry Farm. Corning.
Calf J3-FS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

10 you want to sell II, huy II, trade
Il, or find Il, try Herald classified
ad.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
PAIN Gone! RUB
SORE, RHEUMATIC.
ACHING JOINTS.
Rub Pain Away with = Small Trial
Bottle Of old "St.
Jacobs OIL"
Stop dosing" Rheumatism.

Stop dosing" Rheumatism.
It's pain only; not one case in fiflS
requires internal treatment. Rub
soothing. penetrating. "St. Jacobs
oil" right on the tender spot" and
by the time you say Jack Robinson
out comes the rheumatism pain and
distress. st. Jacobs oil' Is a harm
less rheumatism liniment which
never disappoints and doesn't burn
the skin. II takes pain. soreness and
stiffness from aching joints. muscles
and bones: stops sciatica. lumbo go.
backache and neuralgia.
Limber up Get a small trial bot
tie OF old-time. honest "St. Jacobs
or from any drug store. and In a
moment, you'll be free from pains,
aches and stiffness. Don't suffer-
Rub rheumatism awsy.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
MEAT CAUSE Of
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salt. 10 flush Kidneys 10 Bach
Hurts or Bladder
Bothcr<

II you must have your mea, every
day. eat Il. but flush your kidneys
with salts occasionally. says a noted
authority who tells US that meat
forms uric acid which almost paral-
Yves the kidneys In their efforts to
expel II from the blood. They become
sluggish and weaken. then you suffer
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09

WANTED Woman for general
housework. Apply 103 Washington
street. Phone 114J. 6-7-a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
LADIES'! DARKEk
YOUR GRAY HAIR
CS Grsadna's Sage Tea sud sulphur
Recipe and Nobody viii
Know

The use Of Sage and sulphur for
restoring faded, gray hair TO its nat
ural color dates back TO grandmoth-
er's time. She used IL TO keep her hair
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09

In the ex-kaiser's Berlin palace
were found 10000 copper cooking
utensils, after his flight. although
all copper had been called in by his
government.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-09
CREAM CLEARS A
STUfFED-UP HEAD
Instantly, Opens Every Air
Psssaes-ciaars Throat Too.

IL your nostrils are clogged and
yeur head Ii stuffed because OF nasty
sAtarrh or cold. apply a little pure.
antiseptc cream into your nostriis.
lt Depetrstes through every air pass
49,. soothing and healing swollen.
tAklamsd membranes and you get in
stAat relief
Try this. Get a small bottle OF Ely's
0eoan Balm at any drug store. Your
o00gsd nostrils open right up; your
ho1 10 clear; no more hawking or
ouffling. Count fifty. All the stuff
ne1D. dryness. struggling for breath
1aHeee, You feel fine.-Adv.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19

pretty was walking along Brook street in London one
afternoon on her way her town house in Mayfair when
a rather fashly dressed young man, perhaps q DOCK
maker or brokers' clerk, attracted to her charms
and began to ogle her.
This was not an uncommon experience for Lady Kan
doiph-"Jennie" as we called her-and she was more
amused than indignant But the t became more auda-
cous and stepped up beside her with bold greeting
Now Lady Randolph Churchill might have done one
Of two things She might have stopped, resented the
unwarranted familiarity and called policeman-wmch
many women think proper procedure.
Or her Ladyship might have ignored the hirt and en-
deavored to escape in silence and avoid his attentions
But Lady Randolph Churchill did neither. With perfect
pose and as usual being perfectly sure of herself her
active mind considered the situation and she realized that
this man might besow his attentions less well armed
woman next time For the general protection of her sex
Lady Randolph Churchill decided that she would admin
iser n rcbuke the masher of kind and peculiar qua
ity which he would not soon forget.
As she quickly formulated her plan in her mind slight
smile betrayed itself her pretty face, and TINS was
promptly mistaken by the nssent masber an encour
agement lie repeated his sautaton and she returned
il with mischievous nod which completely disarmed the
young mans misgivngs, if he had any.
To his "May l. go your wayi she made no rcmon'
STRANGE and began vivacous conversation The youth
displayed his enthusiasm at having made SO great
q catch and took her arm Familiarity.
Embodened by his successful progress the youth pro.
posed "a bit of lark the Criterion Theatre But at
this she demurred, and said:
Il have to go home first, any rate; but If you wish
you may walk along and perhaps shall find that we can
have the bit Of a lark you mention"
When they turned off Brook street and entered the
street where her town house situated the young man
certain he had caught superior madservant in one
Of the households of the rich With unsuspectng Joy he
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Lady Randolph
Churchill Furnishes a "MasheT"

The unfortunate man became more and more uncom-
Portable and nervous until his hands trembled and his
knees shook and look of utter despair over his
drawn face-and yet he avenue of escape.
Finally Lady Randolph Churchill by nod to her but
ler staged the final act in the little tragic comedy AS
the butler passed close to the young back he trpped
slightly and emped the contents of the teapot down the
back of the visitor.
With gasp of pretended regret his hostess said:
"What u shame! Now you will be spoiled for our
bit of a lark that you promised me-"
The masher dropped napkin plate and eacup, sprang
to his feet and fed with terror into the street without hat
stick
1t was through my sporting friend, the late Duke Of
Manchester that first introduced to Lady Randolph
Her acquaintance exceedingly profitable to me for
time and had she not obtained certain information about
my early history should have stayed much longer in
London
Lady Randolph originally Miss Jennie Jerome, of
New York. but she settled in England with her sister
early and lived there long that she really
English than American She wonderful woman
equally at home in the world of society. music
sports
After her marriage to Lord Randolph Churchill,
brother of the late Duke of Marlborough she boldly
planned to make famous statesman Of her husband Her
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bands political career. By taking advantage of SO
of the ambitious, intriguing throng that surrounded
was enabled to fatten my bank account by many tn
sands of pounds. In fact. for time made quite
business of collecting commissions from candidates Il
political fame by introducing them to Lady Randolph
There immensely rich brewer named 'Jai
Dickinson who had accumulated all the money he want
and like so many Englishmen, wished to put an orr
mental finish to his by going into politics. he'd
about him. sought him ont and told him that could pi
vide brilliant political for him.
Lord Randolph Churchill would welcome you to |
party account of your public spirit and wealth,
observed II can introduce you to him in very ple|
ant way"
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q widely known sporting duke.
The young man made the centre of attention, and
efforts were directed keep him busy with social drawing
room small talk
By this time the masher thoroughly realized where he
was and what had happened But there seemed no es-
cape Tea and other things were served to him, and
these he held tremblingfy in his uneasy hands. The
hostess busted herself in plying him with questions to
the opera and his friends and his clubs, while others
talked OF the Italian lakes and the Riviera.
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"Count Gregory" Impostor, Adventures;
Boy, Is Welcomed by the Astors and \
Hiis1A

delightful house in Mayf,
where I was . constant v
tor, became the resort Of"
most influential and the cl
crest people in London.
King Edward, then PriI
Of Wales, loved to spend
few hours in this little hou
which was exqIisitely art
tic and very cosy, and th
escape from the more solsi
entertainments which cal,
for his presence elsewhere
Everybody who frequent
the house was used by 4
clever Lady Randolph
some way to further her h
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The count" Finds a
New Source of Easy Money

The brewer was delighted and agreed heartily with
nv proposals Seeing that he completely in Z
hands, 1 went on:
"You know of course that the best way to produc'
stunning impression on English society is to havea go
racing stable and then win the Derby or some OFT
big race
Now, have a very promising racing stable, and
tell you this in strict CONFIDENCE am grooming low
young horse that truly believe is going to win the ne
Derby I am willing to let you have half interest
my stable for $4,000
The brewer was overjoyed at the prospect OF winni
fame politics and 1.-The sport Of kings at the same t
He handed me the $4,000 quickly that was ashan
of having asked so little and determined to make uph
ii later.
I actually introduced him to Lady Randolph, but
was too stupid to make very rapid progress in her
ouaintance It was also fact that owned an inter
in a racing stable, but had no intention OF Iettng1
vulgar brewer have any of the profits IT there were any
He was, indeed, too much delighted with all au w
for him to indulge for an instant in the audaclty OF
ing me about his money Whenever met him gave
tip on one or other of the approaching racing even
He gave me the money to place for MN, anu '''A &c
that he lost it with fair degree OF regularity
Lady Randolph Churchill was all the time s'eao
pushing her husband forward toward the office offr
Minister Lord Randolph Churchill was really a Vf
clever politician considering that ne was duke 3
but he was azingly ignorant in the ordinary otanci
or education. AFTER ne ndu UeeH cnu u"'. l
lands finances department official put before' hin
table of figures that contained lot OF decimal
What are those id dotsf' asked Lord fahuoH
with irritation.
Undoubtedly Randolph Churchill 5 clever Amerie
wife would have made him Premier If he had noe ~
prematurely Her own brilliant career was eo"""1
long after that ,,,, ,.ro..., 10.
It was at Lady Randolph Churchills deIgn.iu, nov
that first met the Earl Of Craven ana na rug
exceedingly profitable acquaintance. me' suouS
C afternoon
for cup of tea just after his return from brief visit
America won his friendship SO quickly that ne &c
fded to me that he was about to make very importa
sten;n fact he was at the point of announcing his
gagement to daughter Of the enormously wealthy M
Bradley Martin, of New York -, A..
.sTell me. Gregory-you know Mrs. Bradley Mart
NV 8ancee's mother have heard you speak OF her
the family as rich they are cracked up 70 bel This
a serious step am taking, you know, and don KIN
at all how my aunts the Countess Cadogan, the Count
Of Coventry and the Countess Of Wilton, will receive
news They know ! simply have to marry acme mon
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followed her MP the great front steps, but his face
underwent considerable change when, in response
to her ring, Hvered butler appeared and silently
received her cloak. Before he could collect his
thoughts Lady Randolph Churchill said to the
butler:
Morton, take this gentleman s hat and stick and
show him into the salon.
Almost before he knew it the butler had relieved
him Of his hat and stick, and his hostess, smihne
sweetly, said:
II have a friend or two ! am sure you will like.
and perhaps young man or so to keep them COM
pany on our lark. Come, let Us see them-l am
sure they are just having tea. We will join them.
The young man, now very nervous, followed his
"catch" into the drawing room. Once inside the
room, he was surrounded by his hostess and her
visitors who sensed the situation and all devoted
themselves with extraordinary enthusiasm to him.
Boldly asking his name, which he gave stutter.
ingly, Lady Randolph presented him to some of the
best known personages in London-a. duchess,
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(C0nttnued from Last SunddV
cepyrish.. 1922. BY star Company
@OC1AL functions, for the most part, IRE rather
stupid affairs, Both in titled European and IN fasn'
~ ionable American society But there are some
men and women in the fashionable world with very
teen sense Of humor and the result that occasionally
The stiffness and ennui is relieved by some amusing
episode.
Last week told Of the exploit Of Mr.. George Law,
who picked up disheveled tramp in Madison Square
Park and after shaving bathing and dressing him in the
latest fashion, palmed him off with great success Us "a
gentleman" / recall few other highly amusing cpl
sodes among my friends in the fashionable world but as
rule the sayings and doings Of wellknown people az
social functions are certainly not above commonplace
suppose that one for what seems to be the
customary deadve of social events is due to the breed
inc and training of men and in the social world
There is great difference in the pose Of the cultivated
man or woman from the and bearing OF men and
women of the so-caed "lOwer classes
The difference between the person OF breeding and
the person who has had breeding especially marked
at times Of unexpected happenings or calamity or great
stress The girl Of the tenemens and her mother wear
their feelings the outside. IT one of the children
brought in from the street with bleeding wounds from
an accident the mother and the older sister usually ny
into hyserics-scream lose their heads But have never
known woman of breeding to lose her poise and make
such exhibition Of herself her sister OF the tenemens
is almost certain do in the face Of unexpected calamity
The one hallmark Of lady Of culture and breeding
which fails is that she does not lose her polse IL
the butler drunk and runs amuck through the house,
or il the cook breaks loose with vtuperaon the
of breeding lose her head and fly into Mysteries
or try match vulgar phrases with the bngsgate OF her
servant.
In running back through my mind and recalling the
many, many admirable Of true breeding have
known do not remember any who stands out more
conspcuously than Lady Randolph Churchill, and by the
way it is interesting fact that she American
by birth.
Lady Randolph Churchill was . very remarkable
woman with all the graces Of exquste womanhood and
unusual beauty well the highest order of mental
endowment
l will relate u little incident of Lady Randolph
Churchs quick wit and perfect poise when she admin
istered a very severe punishment to "masher."
Lady Randolph. quite modesy dressed but exquiscly
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Photographic Fac
Smile of Gregorys
Engraved Invitation to
the Lord Mayors
Great Dinner at the
Guildhall, London.
At This Time the
Impostor Was
Masquerading as the
Baron" Gruenebaun.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-01-26
SCHOOL NOTES

Raymond Sigman has been on the
sick list this week.
John Markovich was absent from
school last Tuesday.
George Songer was absent from
school for a couple of days on account
of having a cold
John Markovich, George Gulliford,
Willis Nash, and John Mcintyre all
enrolled in the ninth grade last Mon
day.
The second semester of school
starts off with life and interest.
Among new classes are botany and
economics. To collect specimens the
botany class would now have to dig
through three feet Of snow.
The dance of the O-Be-Joyful club
at the City Hall last Friday night
was great success. More than one
hundred and twenty-five people at
tended, and a most delicious oyster
supper was served in the council
chamber,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-01-26
HoW's Thisa

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Halls Catarrh Medicine has been taken
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After you have taken Halls Catarrh
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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-01-26
MINING LOOKING UP

Blackhawk. Colo, Jan. 21.-The Sill
yer Mountain Mining company on
Tuesday of this week billed out an
other car of ore to the smelter at
LeadviIle. This carload consisting of
about 10 tons, came from the 260-ft.
level on the Black Jack vein. 1t is
expected to run slightly better than
the last car from this vein which was
shipped the latter part of October
and ran about $50 per ton.
The superintendent is now starting
new stope near the breast of the
east drift on the 260-foot level of the
Black Jack, which is just about in un-
der where the high grade ore began
in the east drift on the 200-foot level.
A new stope has also been started
near the breast of the west drift but
this is not yet in quite far enough to
get the best ore.-Mining Record.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-01-26
20 YEARS AGO
Copied from the Files of tho Elk
Mountain Pilot
January %, 1902

January %, 1902
Mrs. Axtell will spend the winter
in Gunnison with her daughter, Mrs.
S. P. Spencer
o. B. Baney, formerly of Irwin, and
Miss Ella Long, were married at Elk
ton, on the 25th inst.
Morris Click left Sunday for Cleve-
land. He will return with his family
about the first of March.
G. H. Judd has gone east for the
winter. part of which will be spent in
Kansas and the remainder in Illinois.
Frank Buster received the sad news
Saturday Of the sudden death at Cas-
tie Rock, of his mother, Mrs. E. J.
Humble.
Dave Shields and aunt, Miss Annie
Anderson. departed Wednesday for
Salt Lake City, Utah, which is Miss
Anderson's home.
Mrs. Richard Williams and Mrs. NJ.
j. Boyle and children departed, the
former on Thursday and the latter on
Sunday, to visit relatives Of Mrs. Will
liams at Marysville, Utah.
Accompanied by Auditor w. H.
Howell, Edward Redmond, who sue
ceeds w. L.. Patchen as manager of
the Colorado Suppy company in
Crested Butte, arrived Saturday and
has taken formal charge Of the store.
Respiratory exercises in the morn
ing are in the list of the school work.
Cecile Green has enrolled as a new
pupil in the intermediate depart
ment.
McKinley's birthday, Wednesday,
January 20, is to be commemorated by
a number of essays and readings.
After all our hints visitors are still
as plentiful as "icicles on the sum-"
and the organ stool is still vacant.
The school enrolment has passed
the hundred and fifty mark, perhaps
the largest attendance within the
history of our school. (How different
from today when it has passed the
several hundred and fifty mark and
still clamoring for more room.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-01-26
CRUSHED BETWEEN TWO CARS

Gunnison Empire.
Crushed between two freight cars
in the Colorado and Southern railroad
yards at Seventh street Tuesday af-
ternoon, William Knode, 70 years old
trackman employed by the C. & S.,
incurred internal injuries which phys
icians say may prove fatal. Knode,
who lives at 2974 Grove street, was
treated by Police Surgeon Bert Men
ser and was taken to ST. Joseph's hos
pital in the police ambulance. Wit
nesses say he was attempting to un-
couple two freight cars when a
switch engine at the end of the train
commenced to move and crushed him
between the cars-Denver Post.
Mr.. Knode passed away from his
injuries that evening in the hospital.
The news of his injury and death
caused much sorrow in Gunnison
where he was we'll and favorably
known. For many years he was ia
miliar figure in this place, being a
railroad employe here. He was mar
ried in this county to Miss Mcconnell,
sister of Mrs. Hi H. Fogg, and the
family were one of the most respect
ed and loved by all old-timers of Gun
nison.
1t is announced that the funeral
will be held in Denver from the
Olinger mortuary on Friday at one
o'clock.
A host of friends here join with the
Empire in extending condolences to
the bereaved wife and two daughters.