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Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
ESSENTIALS TO MARRIAGE
BY DR.. FRANK CRANE
Copyright, 1921. by Frank Crane)

Probably to the end of time people will go on en-
deavorng to apply intelligence to the marriage prob
em and probably for the same period people Will con-
tnue to make marriages for the most unntellgent OF
reasons.
Marriage continues because of the urge of primal
instinct which is natures argument and the only kind
that amounts to anything.
The reason that you cannot disprovS marriage is be-
cause you cannot prove it in the first place Whatever
you can prove somebody else dsprove But there is
no answer to an instinct
Nevertheless, here is one more try at it.
We would suggest six essentials to successful mar
l.. The first is physical fitness. No amount of ro-
mancsm should obscure the fact that the basis OF mar
raga is physical Therefore, sound body free from
disease and with reasonable amount OF vlgor Is the
prime essential.
2. Children. There have been happy marriages
without children but they are distinctly not the RUE
They are the exception Children what nature is up
to. And when we try to circumvent nature, we are
rather sure to fail.
3. Unity 1t is all we'll enough to live ones own
life and retain ones individuality, and not be
slave and all that sort of thing but unless there some
spirit that shall blend two personalities into one and
give them an indssoluble oneness Of a the prospects
not bright And there is such thing as having this
unity and also maintaining individuality
A. A sense of humor, or religion. One OF the two
is necessary Both would be better The reason that
marriage keeps us quite close to realities and the only
way to keep that closeness from boring us or making us
petuant and little is either to have sense OF play,
which comes from the OF humor or nave tnat gn
devotion which comes from reigiosty and, as above
stated, it is possible to have both
5. Confidence. You can get along without faith
anywhere else better than in marriage.
g. Friendship. Love comes with passion but un-
less it can pass over into friendship will die. For pas
sion is essentially temporary At least it is rhythmic al
ways Friendship is constant.
It is we'll to think of these six points after you have
been married awhile and wonder what is the matter.
You are not very likely to think of them much before
marriage And perhaps it is just as well. For # you
think too long you likely not to get married at all
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

tract a thief II somebody doesn't
steal it soon I'll be ruined.
9:45: Left car. Have made up my
mind not to return to it until late to-
night.
700 P. NJ: Told the wife how I left
the car. We discussed what we might
do with insurance money. Decided to
put it into a new home.
11:15: Went down to spot where
left car. Found it still there. DAMN
IT!
FRIDAY: Papers say forty three
cars were stolen from business dis
trict yesterday. Will try new spot to-
day.
1000 A. NJ: Left car in new spot.
Four suspicious looking men watched
me leave it. / let them see me leave
the car without locking it. Hope they
will take it. Decided to spend day
watching. Came back after an hour.
Car stin there. Saw policeman sur
rounded by a crowd across street.
Learned an auto left there had been
stolen. Moved my car across street.
$3.50 p. NJ: Car stiI there.
$50 z. NJ: Car still there.
1o:3o: Car still there. Will leave il
out all night.
SATURDAY: Went down street
early. Car still there. Have decided
to take it to that dealer and get the
$3.50 for it.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
HAln YourRaf

There two ways in which generous response
to the Elks' drive for funds to complete magnifi-
cent home at Second avenue and Adams street will
be beneficial to Phoenix. The completed building
will be an asset to the city. But the greatest and
most immediate benefit will be the psychological ef
feet of such a response. 1t will put. US all into
different and better way of thinking.
1t is not, as we have already explained the pur-
pose to solicit gifts donations for the building
fund 1t is to investors in enterprise which
must ultimately If not quickly be profitable
These investments will not necessarily be large and
embarrassing investments but such the investors
well afford.
There is plenty of money in Phoenix, much as
there was. and more than there was year ago.
Those who have it and there are small capitalists
well as large got into way of holding their
wealth in frozen state. Money is not circulating
it should. In the physical system poor circula-
ton produces frigid extremities-that is say cold
feet. In financial system it to work both
ways-a arrangement of circulation makes cold feet
and cold feet further adversely affect circulation
we go into this thing as literally as the
chants and other advertisers OF Phoenix went into
The Republicans Midwinter Edition, will be so
surprised at what we have accomplished that our
whole outlook will be changed and will want to
proceed at once other constructive act. Many
man has been cured Of cold by being led for
get about them.
with the money for the Elks building raised and
the superstructure mounting toward the top of the
five stories other buildings business blocks and resi-
dences unthought of, will be suggested and the
suggestion will quickly take the form Of fact.
Assistance given TO the b p o. e. building fund
will be assistance given by every man to Phoenix
and, of course, to himself
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
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Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

he and his friends as democrats well as Amerl-
cans may be expected rise in revolt.
we recognize the difficult position of the demo-
Gratis of Arizona between the Scylla Of horde OF
scrambling, angry candidates. and the Charyodis OF
an outraged party electorate But there was way
to pass between those threatening monsters OF
Messina. And the wyly odysseus found the way His
bones would have whitened the beach one side or
the other he had chosen to zgzag back and forth
between them the democratic committee has
elected TO do.
If the so-called primary is fatal to the democrats
Of Arizona, let them kill it outright il they by
amending the constitution. But let them not
anaesthetze it and keep up pretense of its efficacy
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

size are New York city, Chicago.
Philadelphia, Detroit, Cleveland, ST.
Louis. Boston, Baltimore, Pittsburg
and Los Angeles.
@. Explain the six and ak plan
Of school organization. 3. o. r.
A. The six and six plan OF school
organization Is a plan whereby the
education Of a child shall be divided
into six years of graded school work,
two years o. Junior high, and four
years OF high school work, making
six OF graded work and six OF high
rather than eight grades and four
years in high school.
@. What was the Battle Of the
Rosebud?
A. The Battle Of the Rosebud was
battle between federal troops and
the Indians. fought shortly before the
Custer massacre. The Sioux were VIC
torfous in this encounter. which oc-
Cured July II. 1876. on the banks
of the Rosebud river.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

early Chinese history accepted in
payment of taxes.
@. When did the sianess twins
Iive7-S. D. 3.
A. Eng and Chang, the original
Siamese twins, were born in 1911 and
lived until 1874.
@. Has the top Of Mount Everest
ever been elimbed7-M. E. r.
A. The summit of Mount Everest
has not as yet been reached. An
English expedition is at present at
tempting the ascent Of this mountain,
but has not reached the top.
q. What does the Turkish ma.
tionaI emblem, the crescent, signify !?
M. X.
A. The Turkish national emblem,
the crescent, was originally pagan
symbol, the symbol of Diana, the
patroness OF Byzantium. It's origin
dates from the time Of Philip, the
father Of Alexander, the Great. While
he was trying TO take the city he set
his soldiers TO work on a dark night
to undermine the walls. The crescent
moon appeared in time to reveal the
plan 70 the inhabitants. In gratitude
for this, the crescent moon was
adopted as the symbol OF the city.
@. Do any charitable organizations
send workers to Ellis lsland?-M. T.
3.
A. The Salvation Army, the Red
Cross and the Welfare League send
people to Ellis Island to work among
the immigrants.
@. Is nistletoe the flower Of any
state7-W. r. p.
A. Mistletoe is the state flower
Of Oklahoma. II was adopted by the
| legislature. Oklahoma was the first
state to take legislative action in the
adoption OF a state flower.
@. What are the 10 largest cities
in the United States?--F. A. c.
A. The 10 largest cities in the
| ITnited states ranked according TO
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
THE ONCE OVER
BY H. /. PHILLIPS

anybody had stolen it. Found car still
there. VIII leave it rest of day.
$50: Came back again. Car still
there. Will try again tomorrow. The
thieves are evidently becoming eau
tious.
WEDNESDAY: VIII leave car in
same locality today. Have polished it
all up so it looks very attractive.
10:l5: Left car parked in crowded
section where thieves can easily oper-
ate without arousing suspicion. Feel
that 1t will surely be taken today.
Noon; Came back and was sur
prised to find car o. X.
400 p. NJ: Took another look. Car
still where 1 left ii.
$40: Car still untouched. I can't
understand it. 1t is a good looking
car and of a popular make.
THURSDAY: Morning paper says
five cars were stolen on the west side
near the park yesterday. Will leave
my car In that region today. Had all
the brass polished last night. II
really looks like the sort Of car to at
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
DIARY OF A MoToRlsT ANXIOUS
TO HAVE HIS CAR STOLEN

MONDAY: Must get rid of the bus.
Running expenses too high. Got big
bill for repairs today. Terrible. Tried
to see what dealer would give me for
car. 1 paid $4,000 for it six months
ago. He offered me $3.50. Can see no
way out except to try to have car
stolen and collect insurance. | don't
mean to deliberately employ any one
to steal it. My idea is just to leave
it carelessly about town in the hope
some of these thieves / read about
may take it. Hundreds of autos are
being stolen daily. Why not mine?
TUESDAY: Have just read in
morning papers that sixty-seven cars
were stolen last week from central
streets. Have decided to leave mine
in same locality all day today.
10:30: Have just left car in spot
where fourteen were stolen within
past forty eight hours.
$500 p. M: Came back to see IL
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
Questions And
.AnsweTs

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@. In using the word venison, does
it mean meat of the deer or does it
mean the meat of other wild animals7
IF. A.
A. While custom restricts the
meaning of vension to the flesh of
deer, one definition of vension is the
flesh of any beast OF the chase or
game bird.
@. The year 1921 had So pay days
in it. How soon will this happen
asain?-T. T. A.
A. The next year that will begin
and end on Saturday will be 1927.
@. Is there any way of killing out
water hyacinths that make creeks in
Florida unnavigable?-S. Nj. w.
A The best way of exterminating
the nuisance is to spread among the
water hyacinths their natural enc
mics, the water weeds, water pests
(Elodea Canadeneis); further, to dis
seminate among them some virulent
disease capable Of destroying them;
and. finally, to reconstruct the
bridges, so that the mass Of obstruct-
| ing plants may be freely carried out
into the ocean.
@. Have the Jews flas?-E. e. S.
A. The Jewish nation has a flag
which consists of a blue field with
the star Of David, a six-pointed star
of white, in the center.
| @. What is a pat hand in straight
/ poker, and is four of kind consd-
cred a pat hand?-G. M. n.
! A. Pat hands are those which are
! played without discaring or eXchang-
! ing any of the cards originally dealt.
Four of kind might be a pat hand
or it's holder might draw one card to
mislead other players.
@. How many acres of land could
be brought under irrigation along the
Colorado river?-C. 7. M.
a. In 1920 about 2,464,O00 acres OF
land in the United States and 10000
acres in Mexico were under irriSa-
tion along the Colorado river and Its
tributaries. 1t is estimated that this
could be increased to about 6,l2S'OOO
acres in this country and 100000
acres in Mexico.
@. Are white people allowed to
vote in Liberia?-o. r. S.
A. Men must be of negro blood
and own real estate in order to quail
ify for the ballot in Liberia.
@. Is the peanut a nut or Vese'
tabIe?-A. NJ.
\. The peanut is a vegetable ana
belongs to the same family as the
common pea or bean.
A. How long have pearls been rec
ounzed as vaIuabIe?-E. A.
A. Pears are of extreme antiquity
records of their existence in emma
showing that they were gathered l,OOC
years before Christ. Pearls were II
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
The Organ of the Red Cross

There has already reached us the first issue OF
The Red Cross Courier. the American Red Cross
newspaper of national circulation which supplants
the bulletins hitherto published at national and divi
sional headquarters.
BY the establishment of this newspaper two
fold objective has been attained first the elimna-
ton OF the considerable expense OF periodicals issued
on a free basis; and second, the presentation to the
members and supporters of the organization Of an
adequate running account of its aims operations and
achievements all the fields OF its activities through
a centralized medium.
The last Red Cross roll call, according to ncom-
plete returns, shows a sustained membership
five million and because OF this fact alone readers
will find in The Red Cross Courier news and other
information of real interest to yourself and your
readers.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
Search for Offieer

Search for OtfIcer
OUGLAS-Sergeant S. e. Nc
Daniel, of the First cavalry. has been
missing since o'clock Monday night
from his home at Camp Harry j.
Jones' A still search has been in
stituted for him, but up to today
noon no trace has been found, and
city police have been asked to join
in the search for him. Complete
mystery shrouds his disappearance.
international.
Joe Cans Kayoes; Loses
PRESCOTT-Joe Cans, colored, ap-
peared before City Magistrate John
II. Robinson this afternoon charged
with beating his wife. He pleaded
guilty and was offered his choice be-
tween $40 and 10 days. the dollars TO
be given or the days taken.
Cans was arrested last night by
Night Policeman Lambertine. So
far as could be ascertained today he
is no relation to the noted pugilist Of
the same name, nor does he resemble
him except in his fistic efficiency
Courier.
Reports Bandits Active
DOUGLAS-Custom service line
riders and deputies along the border
from Nogales to Aqua Prieta have re-
ceived word to be on the lookout for
a numter of bandits who are stealing
horses and committing depredations
in the country south Of Aqua Prieta,
Walter Hewitt returned yesterday
from the district near FL Tigre and
reported to officials in Aqua Prieta
that he had been robbed by a gang
Of three men, his pack train Of three
horses and supplies taken and
threats made of taking his life
International.
To Operate Steam Shovels
PRESCOTT - Steam shovel work
will be started at the United Verde
mine, possibly within two weeks, Ger
tainly within three. according to the
Verde Copper News, which says that
preparations for the resumption OF
shovel operations are already under
way. Mine Superintendent Smith and
Steam Shovel Superintendent r. f
Vanderhoef were advised to this ef-
feet Thursday by Assistant General
Manager Robert E. Tally, who has
been on the coast for several days in
consultation with General Manager
Charles w. Clark. Two steam shove
shifts will be worked immediately
and it is possible that others will
be employed as the work progresses
Approximately 125 men will be en-
ployed when the work begins.-Jour'
Miner.
Much Interest In Oil
WINSLOW-Dr. S. Earl Taylor re
turned from the coast yesterday
morning after spending the Christ
mas holidays with his wife. There il
absolutely no question in the minds
of the well-informed California oil
men as to the future of this field, a.
is proven by the interest taken b!
coast operators At every point, DR.
TAYLOR says that he was deluget
with inquiries as to progress beinj
made, whether or not acreage il
| large blocks is open, If the inflate'
| price OF the acreage has reached
reasonable figure, showing in tn
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
ABOUT THE STATE

drilling wells, and on all other sub
iects that would in any way have a
bearing on the field.-Mail
Held As Murder Suspect
YUMA-Sheriff Jim Polhamus is
holding as a material witness at the
county Jail, T. Hernandez, who is
thought to have some connection with
the murder of Alvino Chariza, Mexi-
can ranch hand, who was found dead
in his home near Somerton last Sum
day morning with a bullet hole
through his chest. When the sher-
iffs office was notified of the killing
there were apparently no clues which
might disclose the identity of the
murderer. But diligent work on the
part of Sheriff Polhamus has dis
closed evidence which directs suspi-
cion towards Hernandez.-Sun.
Trailing Lions
PRESCOTT-Follo the 'trail
of the wildcat" Charley Miller from
the predatory animal determination
department of the state biological
survey, will trek into the Kendrick
mountain and Red Butte country, to
kill several cats whose trails he found
while following another animal last
1 week, according to the Verde Copper
! News.
Trailing for two and a half days
/ through snow, without a camp out
! fit, Miller last week killed a female
| lion between Kendrick mountain anC
/ Red Butte. The animal is said tC
have measured seven feet from tip tC
tip. While Miller followed her trail
the lion killed a three point buck anc
| = fawp Iourpal- Afipar
Purchase Fire Truck
YUMA-In order to give propert,
owners Of Yuma more adequate fir,
protection, the city council has mad,
! arrangements to purchase a $4,000
La France fire truck. The truck i!
one of the best on the market ant
will greatly increase the protection
of the property of citizens of thi
city. Just where the new pump an,
truck will be located has not beer
determined. However, it probabl.
will be placed at the city hall an,
the fire truck, which has given tn
city such valiant service during tn
past few years, probably will b
moved from the city hall to som
place in the business district, wher
it will be ready for instant use il
case Of fire. Sun.
Repairing Bad Roads
TUCSON - Reconstruction Of on
mile of the Oracle Florence highwa.
which has undoubtedly been tn
worst hindrance TO traffic in the en-
tire road for several years will b
commenced during the latter part o
this week according to an announce
ment made by the county highwa
; department Thursday.
i This section lies Immediately I
J the north OF the bridge over the Ri
llito river and has been difficult {
maintain on account of its situatio
| in low land and the soft soil there
; abouts. Every rainy season ha
! marked the washing out of portion
I of it on this account and sof
1 stretches are always noticeable. .-
, Citizen.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
SPORTING INSTINCT

"You wouldn't Heckle lady candi-
date?"
Certainly not" said the gallant
major, but / like a bit OF fun as
well as anybody. NJ lady candidate
were making q speech and I saw a
woman voter in the audience about
to boil over I'd probably be the last
man there to call a policeman
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
WHY HE PICKED pIcTIsH

An English mother visiting her son at college.
Wei, DEAR" she said, what languages did you
decide to take?"
II have decided to take Pictish, mother" he
piled.
'Pictsh% said the puzzled lady. "Why Pictsh?"
only five words OF it remain" he said.-Rai-
road Red Book.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
A FOOLISH vIRTuRE

Patience is a virtue,Y said uncle
Eben. But it's foolish to vase yoh
life trying TO pet a mean mule. -
Washington star.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
A GOOD START

She--No when I marry l want man who is
game from head foot
Ex-Footba Maxwell, give chance; I've
got game leg already--Exchange.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
SHARP REPLY

Tourist-What's that beast?
Natve-Thats razorback hawg sub.
Tourist-Whats he rubbing himself the tree
for?
Native-Jest stropping hisself, sub, just strop-
ping hisself.-Wdow.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

The reason the nations can't decided concerning
their duty toward Russia is that she Is too big to be
spanked and too rich to be neglected.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
PRETTY TouGH

The ancestral ghost in the haunted
house can't scare anybody any more.
He is always taken for member OF
the Ku KluX Klan.--J. J. Montague.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

The silk stock was invented says the New York
American, in the sixteenth century. But it is only
comparatively recently that all of it discovered
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11

There is said to be saloons existing in different
parts OF the country but we hear nobody referring
to them any as "the poorman's club"
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
WEDNESDAY MORNING. JANUARY II. 1922

What aUe hope ever to do 1Oith ease
qOe mag first learn to do aOitb dbl
qence. johnson.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-11
BertOnB BraIeyS Daily Poem
IGNORANCE

\, nat do you know of the lives of toiers
If you've never worked sin the dust and CRIME
II you've never sweated at blazing boilers
Or dug in the cassons and slime?
DO YOU know the ache Of the straining snew?
The weary drag of the creeping days
Which saps the strength and the spirit in your
Oh what do you know Of the toilers' ways?
Have you known murk OF the drifts and tunnels
Where men dig for your gold and steel?
Have YOU fought they sweep the gun'ales
When the decks asant and the mastheads reel?
Have you felt the scorch when the melting Kettle
With white hot iron is all abaze?
Have you puddled and worked with the seethng metal
Then what do you of the toilers ways?
You sit In your club and speak OF labor
As blind and grasping and full OF greed"
But what 10 you know of toiling neighbor,
His dull harsh task and his heavy need?
Your hands spared from the dreary drudglng
That labors known since the world began,
Then who are you that dare be judging
The dreams and hopes Of your fellow man!