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Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Mrs. Laura Vance, retiring Noble
Grand OF the Rebekah lodge is to be
complimented for her untiring eff
forts and punctual attendance dur
ing her term both as Vice and Noble
Grand. Although she lives In the
country she never failed to be pres
ent at the meetings, regardless of
the weather conditions.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22
Called Home for Sad Errand.

Mr. and Mrs. Fred Bennett and
children started for Dillon. Montana,
Monday and got as far as Challis
and were called home on account Of
the death Of their sister. Mrs, Stein.
Glenns Ferry was in town Tuesday.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22
MASONIC PICNIC
LOTS OF FUN FOR
LOCAL LODGERS
- Than 400 People At
tend Annual Celebration
at Hulbert's anch on Ben
nett ountain.

Hulburt's summer stock ranch ON
the east side of Bennett mountain
was the Mecca for the Masons Of
Glenns Ferry and Mountain Home
together with members of the Chap
ter of Eastern Star and their friends
at their annual picnic Sunday. The
spot is ideal for such affair, the de-
lightful grove of evergreen and quak1
ing aspen, together with fine water
combined to make the day enjoyable.
At an early hour cars commenced to
arrive from Glenns Ferry and Mount
ain Home and before the dinner hour
the woods were filled with many hap.
Ply picnicers and the laughter and
singing of many boys and girls.
Two beeves were barbecued in
large stone ovens and picnic dinner
was served to over four hundred Ma
sons and their families and friends
Fidelity lodge No. 80 of Glenns Ferry
was host for the occasion and had ar
ranged program of speaking, music
and reading, which was thoroughly
enjoyed by all present.
Ed M. Clark of Glenns Ferry acted
as master of ceremonies and an ad-
dres was delivered by Will H. Gibson
of Mountain Home who took for his
subject, Wisdom to Contrive Streng.
tn to Support and Beauty to Adorn.
The musical numbers were especially
fine including also the reading as fol
lows
America .................-By Children
Full Chorus
Address ......-Will H. Gibson
Vocal Solo commencement. Marion Green
Mountain Home
Vocal Duet ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
........ Mesrames Ingerso and Johnson
Reading .-. Ermon Barrett
Piano Solo -......-.....- Wilma Howartb
Reading .,...-.-.-...---.- Mrs. Alice Scott
Baritone Solo ........... Henry Geer
Races, a part of the days program
was enjoyed and prizes awarded to
the following:
Children's race, age s to II, Myr-
ri Wilson and Albert Trathen.
Three legged race, Roy johnson
and Joe Morrow.
Egg race, (ladies only,) Mrs Eu.
gene Brown.
Cigarette race, (lady and gentle
man, Mr.. and Mrs. Ingersoll.
Sack race, Lew mgersoll.
Ladies race, Wilma Hubert.
Potato race, (lady and gentleman) |
Leslie Clark and Mrs. Eugene Brown. |
Needle race, Qady and gentleman
Jack Turner and Mrs. Eugene Brown.
Ma led ladies race, Mrs. Clawson |
Free for all, Wilma Hubert and
Leslie Clark.
The crowd fingered until late in
the evening when a second helping
of barbecued beef was served to the
crowd who departed for their homes
voting the affair pronounced sue
cess, and that it should be hereafter
an annual affair.
Much credit is due to the COM
mittee in charge of the Glenns Ferry
lodge for the splendid appointments
of the day.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22
By Order Of the City Council.

The City Souncil have given or
ders to cut weeds and If not cut with
in ten days, the Council will have
them cut and charge II to the owners.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

A boy was born TO Mr.. and Mrs,
G.. W. Jefferies at a Boise hospital.
Mrs. Jefferies will be remembered as
Merle Dougherty. They live at Grimes
Pass.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22
VARIOUS ITEMS
OF INTERESTING
LOCAL MENTION

Forest White was arrested Thurs
day evening at his ranch east of town
on charge of the manufacture of
ilhct liquor. Officers stated that in
the raid on Whites premises they got
some mash and a still. White was
arraigned Friday and waived his pre-
liminary hearing and the bonds for
his release were set at $3.50 which
SO far he has been unable to raise. -
Welser Signal.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

VIM. Devling returned Monday
morning from Lava Hot Springs
where he has a road contract. The
family are going there to spend the
summer.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

A. 7. Ross, OF Deadwood, South
Dakota arrived Wednesday, and left
Immediately for the Gilmore Copper
Company's property.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Ruth Riddle and Walter Cory were
married last Saturday in Boise and
left Immediately overland through
he Park and on to Denver where
hey will locate. Ruth is the young
est daughter OF Mrs. Luna Riddle,
and has lived here good share of
Aer life, after finishing school here,
moved to Boise where she has been
working as a stenographer. Mr., Cory
is a machinist
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Some men think that they are being
henpecked when their wives make
them take nap in the cool shade OF
a comfortable porch instead OF allow
ing them to sit in the sun in some
sweltering, dusty baseball arena and
have peanut shells thrown all over
them.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Thomas A. Rucker, manager of the
Treasure mines at Rocky Bar arriy-
ed from Spokane this week, in comp
any with r. King, mining engineer
who will make report on the min.
ing property.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Mrs. John Fagerstedt left Thurs
day for Boulder, Colo, called there
by the death of cousin, Mrs. Kerd-
ebec. The deceased was also sister
of Mrs Austin Utley, and Mr., Utley
left Friday to attend the fuheral.-~
Weiser Signal
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Mr.. and Mrs. G.. f. Phillips, just
recently married and who have been
visiting in Los Angeles. visited Mrs.
Phillips mother, Mrs w. A. Ross the
fore part of the week, leaving We'd
nesday for Nampa. Weiser Signal
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

FOR SALE OR TRADE: Stock and
grain ranch, $50 acres fenced, house,
barn, hog house, cellar and we'll.
Price $40 per acre. Write Box 80,
Heglar, Idaho.
Jy1-29.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

The farm population of Idaho In
1920, according to census was 200,.
902, or 46.5 per cent of the popula-
ton of the state. Included in this
number are 1899 persons living on
farms or gardens within incorporat.
ed limits of cities and towns.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

ooh dear, If only knew what to
do with baby" exclaimed the mother.
Didn't you get book of instrucc-
lions with 1T, MAJ" said little Willie.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

There is a watch on the market
with double face, one telling reg
ular time and the other daylight saw
ing time. Such a device will help
the man who gets home late at night
and is forced to explain to friend
wife.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Geo. w. Rock and family and Mrs,
Aldrich and children spent the week
end at Featherville and at Prices's
Hot Springs They had most en-
joyable time and returned home
burned from the hot rays of the sun
turing their plunge In the hot spring.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

Tuesday morning John w. Cald-
wells sons and Orange Lemon left
on camping into the Nevada coun@
try.
Mountain Home Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1915-1946, 1922-07-22

well Sam, how did you find your
father?" (Who had bee home on a
visit.
with the help OF the sheriff and
two bloodhounds, sab"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Continued frsn irsnt page

made, the house rock with applause.
News and Observer, May IL, 1921.
"You don't have to be interested
in the uplift of the drama, or in the
preservation Of native folklore to
enjoy the Playmakers' work; fol
what they put on is, first and fore
most, rafting good show
Greensboro News, May O., 1921.
- Z. Astounding in splendid
electrical effects, stage settings, cos
tuning and personality. the Caro-
lima Playmakers won hearty ap-
plause in their presentation Of three
North Carolina folk-plays at the
city auditorium ';st nieht. Char!
iotte Observer, May 10, 1921.
THE Carolina Playmakers came
to Charlotte Montay night and
rsade good in the most decisive
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
RoAd Work


ling IN Hamlet. Surveyors will
|be put on the road within a month
and as quickly as specification
|can be perfected, the contract
win be let and actual work
started.
The distance is between 5 and
Is miles. The kinks and bad
curves in the old road will Of
course be remedied,s. and this
stretch will be a model Of its
kind.
tits rumored, thought not Of,
|fcially, that a contract for a con
tract for a bridge across the Pee
Dee river will be let within the
year; and other links of hard
surfaced road built on the VIII
mington.C Charlotte highway.
Some weeks ago the Highway
Commission ordered a survey
made Of the most feasible route
from the Hoffman road to Rock
|ingham. Surveyor r. L, Tatum
and his corps Of five assistants
ARE this week between Rocking.
ham and Hoffman. looking over
various routes tie seewhich will
be best. Undoubtedly the con
tract for grading and surfacing
this road will be let by the State
Commission before Spring is far
advanced.
The road from Hamlet to
Drowning Greek, by way Of Hoff,
man, l7.2 miles in length, that
was begun Feb. 2gth, 1920, under
direction Of the Federal appro.
priation. has-been finished, and
a party of Government engineers
inspected the road this week to
formally acceptit from the con
tractors. The fl7 miles costs
something like $68.00O, of which
the Federal government paid lone
half, the State one-fourth and
Richmond county one fourth.
Since this road was started last
February, all subsequent road
work has been handled, and is
being handled, by the the State
Highway Commission without
the counties paying any part
thereof. It comes out Of The
bond issue voted for roads BY
the Legislature Of 1921.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
WHAT THE PLAYMAKERs ARE
DOING. w
Editorial from Greensboro News

Editorial from Greensboro News
A news story from Chapel Hill an
nounces that the Carolina ,Ii PlaymaksT
ers are starting on t q second an
pual tourAthis one III the eastern
part Of the state. The success 81
this organization is wen dessrsed;
and il is entitled to llle epshpSiastic
support it has received from North
Carolina, because II Is more thaRtan
amusement it represents the first
STRINGS Of a local art. lis plays
are written by North carolinians
nom North Carolina material; its
costumes and scenery are painted by
North Carolinians to represent North
Carolina settings; altogether il
places the life OF North Carolina, III
artistic form, before North carolin.
ians,and in doing so II is developing
the states consciousness OF itself
which is ever indicative Of an adj
vance in civilization. I tI
Incidentally, ii furnishes amuse-
ment that is clean, Wholesome and
stimulating. The PlaymaIefs iivari-
ably give one something to think
about, but they also furnish a de-
lightful evenings entertainment;
and that is something Of which We
have none too much in the south.
Indeed, at least one critic has
boldly asserted that the barbarisms
that are all too prevalent IN the
south are due, in part, TO our lack
of better amusement. The assertion
is worth considering; for there can
be no doubt that no small proportion
Of the mob in lynching-bees looks
upon the whole affair as IN the ma.
ture Of a sporting event. It is fact
not often given much attention IN
studies Of social psychology, but
none the less a fact, that bored com
lInumities are capable 81 pretty much
anything to- break the deadly ni0not
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

81 ID,
ony 81 existence u mas peen feFl
pianslply argued thai INC eternal
GOSSIP ana tne petty spiseiulness
mat TOO often characterize small
communities have their origin, noii
N essential wlskedness. but IN sheer
s''l'ei' many . man aas gone on q.
earring spree o. engaged u an M
s.'sae WIN MS neighbors wife on
'''o ssl''e secount; why y II not rea-
s''ian's = assume that worse crimes
spring iFom the identical causes a
iypeh'ng' % = sarsand-feathers par
" DRESS .he monoIony, gives pee
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,l s., Z; y, 49,, I. g ., J, S
,as, g, $500. $500, ;.,.,,.'.
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S;,;,;v;n ,;r,e
s;n,;,.r i. 49,, .,,s,...;s
- AZ ,,a,,a, s,,s a,., IL .,,.,.a,r;ss
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sic w,th;n ~ ~. M, I, ,,,os. !,
m woEla
R,t s,,s, ,.,a,s as .,a.s,,.;.. -.
~ tha plavn,sl. ! s,,, ~, .,,,,
more d;rsr, ,,f,,,snco ~, .,o,, n ;pl I.
terestinr North carol;r !, g 4, them
scIyos andan ,bo H. a,,o,,,a tbs,n
r,.a g., n Il. go. ~
~
Euiailiasic iii'ciys' Una. eAiss
ni'n Who sap nhu ~ 'he ilie "
! ...a io''nA e su,V,s e = s''e
| i'le 2, Troy q eams,o' e y any
III 8, .ss'.s,. ". u, .,
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
oNE 81 rAE BACK pIsrRlcTs

You say he is an old-tasaionsas poi
itfclan?"
Decidedly"
How does he manage to hold his
job In this enlightened erafrsf pAss
ale comes from i section wifefe stiie
voters are In the habit of re-electing
the same man TO Office as long u.s. he
lives and sometimes vote for him five
years after he's dead"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Miss Anna Locke Ingram, Of
Wadesboro. came over to Rock
| ingham Tuesday evening to at
tend the dance.
Mr.. and Mrs. IL. Hawley
spent the weekend in Tampa
with Mr. and Mrs. Hutto, the
latter their daughter. They re-
turned to Rocking CHAM Monday.
aa;ss.E,s;a Eo;r,av ( s,,.,,,i;,,,,
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

rYou musln't become discouraged
about your sons practicing, You know.
Paganinl, the great yloIlnist would
Practice whole, DAY on single bar
slt.Well, my son. does the same thing,
but he doesn't show any improvement
that can notice"
THAT is strange"
~Yes, but / think the trouble IL be
picks out bar made up entirely Of
rests on which to practice.y
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Hon Meat.

4 once printed poem for that
rural subscriber and today he sent me
another valuable contribution from his
pen" ''iFa 7
"Eh?" IN l!'en
"A prime pig" sass ass
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

II guess our boy Josh is going to be
. genius" said Farmer CorntOssel.
* .Ain't the genius business kind Of
uncertain 81 4s
"A little"
.Nobody seems to know exactly
what genius is supposed to do, or
whether he can earn living. That's
why think Joshll be one" dE
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
odsstIen Haarks.

Lawyer Ito lady witness) MaFSt9df
Witness Yes; twice
Lawyer Your age7 sc4a
Witness Twenty-eight years,
Lawyer Also twice? 1saS
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
seller PhlIo,soIphy.

sifew many halves are there to a
maEI Peter
Mont be a fool. there's only two
HALVES to anything. Why?"
FNeli, when I came out Of the
trdiiehes H. was half-staryed, half
fr@fsh.' half-blind and half-plain dead.
H9M come American Legion Week
lysa
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
panaernua Averaion.

do you remember the old-fashioned
copy book with the line. Honesty is
the best policy'lp
"Yes." replied Mr.. Dustin Stax. 1T
was a mistake to make that line q
copy book task. Some Of the old
timers have met in business evil
IDENTIFY wrote 1t till they got sick and
tired of IT."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

SLOW did you happen to buya ND
torcar7"
..It was this way. I was readlhg n
story In q magazine"
"A motor romance, suppose"
t.No. but 1t was carried over into
the advertising section and right then
discovered make Of car conldn't
live without" ssY-S saf
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Tho compIete PROGRAM.

.Women are not content to be ed
mired for their personal beauty and
taste in attire. They insist on being
appreciated for their wisdom" s. f'-
"0f course" answered the railroad
man. 1T isn't sufficient to stop and
look. You've got to listen"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
New Era New.

Boss Yes, | can give you work.
w Walkins-HOw much do you
pala
BessAs much as you're worth. of
course.
w. Walkins-No. thanks One can't
work. for that these days.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
BAD Manayaernte..nt.

Mrs. A.-The Judge allowed her
5000 aSyear alimony..
Mrs. B.-Graclous Had her hus-
hand given her half that while they
were living together she'd never have
sued for divorce.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

snow, tell me the TRUTH said the
fussy old lady to the corner mendicant,
'.are you really blindf"
.,Yes. ma'am." said the beggar.
sWhat is that am about to give
your
"A nickel Ina'am."
.Hai If you are blind how do you
know It's a nickely'
Because, ma'am. / never get more
than a nickel out Of people like you.-
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Cobb NY mother still thinks tire
world Of me. $500 NV
Robb--Ahi A man never gets TOD
old to enjoy hearing his mother brag
about him. Peg Ris
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
True Hospitality.

my wife thinks we run q hospitable
house. What's Your notion Of q hospit-
able h0use?"
"0h, for me. / feel that it's hospit-
able house when In the come and go
of company enough umbrellas are left
to keep it supplied.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
on the stand.

Judge. / don't know what to do"
"EhT'
q swcre to tell the truth"
cs;Well?s
HBnt every time try to tell it som
lawyer objects"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Sorry He Spoke.

Hewitt a penny for your thsut llts.
Jewett-=I was thinking Of IA ldrger
amount; can you lend line bye that
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
|, Pesslmls.n ExplaInsd.

Shank is always foreseefng DIS
asfar."
Eyes, poor fellow. You see his TN
sgination works lot better than his
lIvsr.v
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Thursday Miss Farley joined
Miss Esdale Shaw Wednesday
night and went to River Falls,
Ala, where they viii be enter.
tanned at a house party coinpos-
ed of persons from Nashville,
Tenn, by Mr. i. L. Moore, Of
River Falls. for ten days.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Nothing Al All.

s.There Is to be Very li9ki& change
ii fsDusars this year, says 4 FASH
Ion llinf Ii shst bird IS sped ii. 81
enrs hea probablg right.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Death u Poesy.


4 have enjoyed your dinner party
- mueh.A
sfIlsnz gon1z
III II zlet : plza9rzs q heeE ne
"A ~ zoli '.'s ls''
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Y Saturday evening at her home
on Everett Height, MRS. Jake
Hinson was hostess tor the Dup
licate Bridge Club. After the
game, the hostess served delici.
Gus creamed chicken, green peas,
baked apples, rolls, celery, hot
coffee. Others than club mem
IbeTs present were: MeSdannes
w. N. Everett, Mrs. Isaac Lon.
don, W. N. Everett, Jr., Misses
Hattie Owens, of Fayetteville,
and Glenn Farley.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

Tuesday afternoon Mrs. ]. w.
Leak entertained the membersof
THE Ladies' Rock Club from 3 to
IS o'clock. After the usual pro
gressions the cards were taken
|up and delicious refreshments
were served, consisting Of per
| fection salad, baked apples, old
ham between biscuit, cream
cheese roses, coffee with whip
|ped cream. and minis. Besides
1.-THE club members Mrs. Leak en-
|tertaiped four tables Of specially
invited friends. This was q very
delightful entertainment and en-;
|ioyed BY all
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Cause for ANGER.

"" " Oduse TOT -NHHST. -
he Suppose ! were to attempt to
steSEa kiss would you be angry?
She Indeed / would If IL -
He-If whatf
she If It got no further than an
attempt.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Easy Resolution

.Iagsby insisted on carrying BIBLES
home last night"
"Well?"
.iBut BIBLES insisted on carrying
JagsbS, home"
How did they decide the matterT
"They stayed In town."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19

This world is but a fleeing show,
And no wise man regrets It. .sf
For man wants little here below,
And all the time he gets 1t.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
Social
Contributed,

Friday afternoon Mrs. ]. L.
Hawley was hostess at three
tables Of Duplicate Bridge, The
game was most enthusiastically
enjoyed by those invited. After
the boards were finished, the
cards were taken up and Mrs.
John Morrison was found to
hold the highest score and re-
|ceived a recent book. Then the
hostess served fruit cocktail,
fruit cake and coffee to Mes
danes Eugene Payne, w. L. Par
sons, Tom McRae, Willie
Fowlkes, Morris Purvis, John
Morrison, Ruth Harrison, Jen
Farley, and Kathryn Med onald.
y /. e 4 :
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
HE'S BETTER OFF

HE'S BETTER OFF
'.Look At that poor naotorist being
flowed In by . horse"
"Lucky guy, I calls him. He aint
had to buy no gas since he broke
/ down."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
HOW sHE MANAeen r.

HOW SHE MANAGED II
oh Mrs. Wad, how IL It that you
are ready before your husband7 g 4
Sh-h-h-h-hl HID acme on lkIs
things until was completely dressed.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-01-19
ON THE MIDNIGHT AIN

f{t wv - - st"teNtGtst StH
NT'hls MD Of ourslr poor Newpop
cried,
A RE brows met on : seowl,
"Hs may not be bowling swell a, :
But he has : swelling how'll
s4sLs N Il 49,
rusE Death Of poesy.
The lyric muse doth wear frown--
Fer lot could not be worse
When long-haired bards have met e
"A; writer of free verse
Fame and Riches.
isn't fame more to be desired than
ffcites7s
srm net snre,. said Senator Spr-
gium. .'The head waiter where / board
Likes compliments but they don't make
him any tlse less anxious tor tips. 2