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The Newark journal., 1922-03-09
MIR. BOWSER'S
 RULES He Finds That Mrs. Bow ser Has Them, Too!
 By M. QUAD.
} 1921. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate

Co, 1921, by Mcclure Newspaper sEndlcate9
 Mir. Bowser drew manuscript from his pocket and read for awhile. When he had finished reading, he said
 Mrs. Bowser, l have something here with which you will agree. I want a mutual understanding"
 T think we can come to one" re- piled Mrs. Bowser.
 "That is good of you, as q beginning. You do not always agree with me, but 1 think you will in this case. II will strike you as it struck me, as some hing for our great benefit. Let ne tell you that this house has been run In slam-bang way in the last three years'
 T am aware of that" was the an swer.
 sThere has been no head to the house." continued AIr. Bowser. Some times I have run it and sometimes you have, and sometimes the cook or the cat. We have probably lost thousands of dollars by not having q program or set of rules to guide us. have com piled here set of rules. l have given them deep thought but think have them just right, now
 That Is what we have long needed. . aeauieseed Mrs. BoWser. We have slowly been tumbing over each other. I'He cat has sometimes been in her place and sometimes not. The cook has sometimes been in her place and sometimes not The cook has sometimes bossed the whole thing and sometimes she has let everything go. If you have solved the problem l shall be very glad to know it
 "Well. here are the rules, said Mr. BoWser, after long look at her to see if she was sincere.
 "0ne.-We get up at seven o'clock Il. n. That is. you do. as you must see about breakfast. lay and sleep until a quarter to eight You are to get out of bed softly. so as to not waken me.
 "Two-The girl must have my meal all ready, so as not to detain me. While I'm eating it. you must not tell me that this thing or that thing is wanted in the house and thus depress my spirits. Neither must you ask ne for money.
 "Three.-The first thing when l am gone. you must tidy up the house. If you find my cigar stubs lying around, you must pick them up. If, in my haste to get out of bed, upset my chair and leave 1t thus, you must pick it up and place 1t where it belongs. Your work must be done neatly. There must be no feathers or apple cores left lying around.
 "Four-When you have your work done up you can phone your orders to the grocer and the butcher. It will be we'll for you 10 order in a command ing voice, and thus give them to under stand that you are not to be trified with. Say to the butcher that you want two pounds of round steak, and that 1t must be as gentle and tender as the best of porterhOuse. Tell him you will cease to trade with him If 1t is not. If you order meat to roast, tell him that if he sends you bull meat, 1t will provoke me to do some desper- ate act In ordering of the grocer,
The Newark journal., 1922-03-09

turn out the lights and see that 4il the doors and windows are made safe against burglars"
 That Is all Mrs Bowser, except that you must practice the most rigid economy. You must not get it into your head that you want this and that, but leave it to me. If I see that you are in want of this or that, will speak of 1t and probably hand you the money to get it. Just word further: Do not dispute me, but agree with what I say. That is all, Mrs. Bowser, and you may sign your name to the paper as I have done. It is Il semi-legal agreement, and should you break it, 1t would be good grounds for me to get a divorce on."
 Mrs. Bowser made no move to take the paper and sign it, but after a mo- ment she said:
 We will walt a minute or two, Mir Bowser. It may surprise you to know that have been thinking of this very thing. You are right in saying that our house hasn't been run as it should be. In the last few days I have also been preparing certain rules. I have com mitted them to memory and can give them to you without a manuscript. Please listen to them.
 "One.-Mr. Bowser gets up when I do In the morning or he gets his hair pulled. Any complaints of his that he
The Newark journal., 1922-03-09
Former Slave Dies, Aged 12s.

Moses Walker, who claimed to be one hundred and twenty eight years old. is dead at Moultrie, Ga. He often stated he came to this country in 1900 in slave ship with his father and mother. Walker did not have any rules for longevity. except to suppose that fondness for good corn whisky might have helped.
The Newark journal., 1922-03-09
Silver WIndnipe for Horse.

The city of Worcester, Mass, has a valuable horse in it's street depart ment. The other day veterinary surgeon inserted silver windpipe to enable the animal to breathe more freely.
The Newark journal., 1922-03-09
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Journal is authorized to announce the following as can- didates for theo ffices mention ed, subject to the Democratic primary to be held in August. For Shreiff-
 ". c. EDWARDS.
 E. F. DeCAMP
 NOAH F. HARRIS For Circuit Clerk.-
 w. R. WESTBROOK For County Clerk
 FRENCH M. PEARCE
 HOMER FOX For Tax Assessor
 OSCAR T. JONES For Tax Collector
 0. 0. WRIGHT For City Marshal
 JAMES F. MORGAN
The Newark journal., 1922-03-09

BUCK JONES Is IN TOWN
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26
En- New York Sc organiza una compania
para fijar letreros en- las nubes5

tante de. la '.tierra, que seran vistos
desde rs a Glen millas afuera le la
ciudad de New York. Realmente re-
s,rltara fan:aistico. presenciar el es-
pcctaculO que mostrsran las nubes
preiiadas de miles de figuras, dibujOs,
letreros. de cuantas fabricas Y agen-
cias esten representadas en- los celes-
tales medioS de propaganda que has
ta ahora es solo un proyecto; perO
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26

COhvirtiendo ell cielo en- una enor-
me pizarra, todas las noches. pronto
dos companies. anunciadoras de New
York Sc proponen reyoluciOnar ell sis
tena de anunciOs luminOSos nOctur-
nos. tijandc por medios de p0derosos
aparatos ref1ectOres. toda clase de le-
trerOs en- las nubeS.
Billoncs d, bujfas Sc necesitan. Sc
gun las pruabas cfectuadas, para en-
War los annnciOs dieZ millas dis
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26

cristiano digno. Y 10 mejor de las
Cruzadas, como todO ell mundO sabe
es la recOnquista de Jerusalem pOr los
ejercitOs de la Cruz, vencedOres de
la Media Luna.
Nuestro gran publicO puede yer en-
ell America, ell popular cine de la
Marina, con que admirable orden Sc
mueven en- la pantalla unos 10000
hombres, y con que ardiente fe, plena
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26
AVISO
SOCIEDAD INDUSTRIAL
"LA EUSKALDUNA"
(Incorp. en- 19OS.)

En- virtud de acuerdo del COnsejo
de Gobierno de esta Corporation, Sc
convoca los Sres. Accionistas una
Junta General ExtraOrdinaria en- las
Oficinas de esta Sociedad, Infanta Lui-
sa Al 6 (Marina) a las 10 de la ma
mana del Martes IA de febrerO de 1922.
para tratar resolver acerca de la
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26
San Juan.
Suscribase a Ell IMPARCIAL
Y Obtendra un Lapiz de OrO.

de herOismo, recOnquistaban nuestrOs
padres la cuna del Salvador.
Jerusalem Libertada" representa- la
mas prodigiOsa creacion del cine. Yea
la y as0mbrese. No tiene rival.
Els la pelicula mas estupenda que
ha llegadO a Puerto Rico.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26
San ]usto 10, ! Esquina Fortaleza.
BAJARON LOS PRECIOS DEL
CAIRO DODGE.

No compre su automovil sin ente-
rarse antes de los nuevos precios de-
caro- Dodge Brothers.
Agentes: Andreu, Aguilar & Co.,
San Juan, p. X. Advt
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26
Ell acOntecimientO mas
grande p0r que ha pa
sadO la Humanidad.

LAS Cruzadas! Tan magnifca epo-
peya no sc bora un mOmentO de la
memoria de quien Sc envanezca de ser
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26

ccnveniencia de discover esta Corpora
ci0n.
San Juan, Puerto Rico II de Enc
ro de 1922.
AVELINO VICENTE,
Presidente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-26

que pronto los neoyorquinos verdn
convertible en- realidad.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
Secrets Of the Movies Revealed

one scene In four OF her best roles.
The quadruple exposure IS done so
perfectly that the eye cannot detect
the Joining lines.
Q.-How many square feet OF
canvas were used 20 cover the ban
Quet hall set IN Fairbanks Robin
Hood?"
A.-More than $4,000 square feet
were used.
Q.-What two movie actors are al
law over a horse2
A.-George Walsh is suing Tom
Mix for $500 alleging that Nix
refuses 10 return a horse Walsh
lent him.
What new invention may make
the movies as commonplace as the
photograph radio. and piano ?
The information IS contained in the
answer which Will be published to-
morrw.
Copyright. 1922. Thompson Fea-
ture Service)
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10

Q-What new departure ia the
movies viii mark Rupert Hughes
picture The Bitterness OF Sweets?"
A-The completed picture The
Bitterness OF Sweets" will have no
subtitles. n q Is at all possible to
do without them. At a-y rate they
will be so rare as 70 be scarcely
noticeable. Mr.. Hughes hopes that
no subtitles VIII be necessary. for
the Ideal photoplay IS one that has
no subtitles.
Q.-What does A veteran camera
man declare 70 be important phases
OF movie photography?
A.-Lighting and shading The
lights and shades. he affirm. help 20
convey the spirit OF the play and
10 indicate emotion.
Q-What very delicate bit OF
photograpning e shown IN a film de-
voted 10 movie people and studios?
A-Dorothy Dalton Is shown in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
a nj u Sc MI E N t s

Calf for Metros production Of
The -Four Horsemen OF the Apoca-
lypse. now al the Orpneum theater
This army differed from others that
have been used in mimic battles for
the screen. In that every officer and
private enlisted in IL saw service
abroad.
1--WE were enabled 10 put on a
more authentic reproduction Of the
second battle Of the Marine than ever
before has been attempted in battle
pictures. said Director Ingram.
Some OF the men participated in
the battle that proved the turning
point OF the war.
incidentally. 1t was necessary to
give these men the drilling that
usually is required 10 prepare the
raw recruit for the most important
part before the camera. They were
able 10 take military orders and
they were amenable 10 discipline.
The satisfactory result Of our i'm
mense military organization work
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10

20 obtain graft from building own
ers. II found guilty he Is subject 70
$4,000 ane or five years IN prison
The prosecution refused TO com
promise.
". J. Doolan. the first 10 be tried
on charges OF tampering with juries
IN trials Of labor leaders. was ac-
quilted Yesterday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
AUDITORIUM

Holmes r. Herbert, often called
the aristOcrat or the screen" heads
the all-star cast in The Family
Closet" shown today at the Audi
forum theater. II was adapted from
VIII Payne's Saturday Evening Post
story. BLACK Sheep" on the same
bin is the newest OF the Hallroom
Boys comedies. called "Nobody's
Baby" also the latest edition OF Fox
News. which closes the bill Sunday
brings William Duncan and Edith
Johnson in The Silent Vow" a stir
ring story Of the great Canadian
Northwest.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
LASALLE

The Duke Of Chimney Butte"
which is at the Lasalle today and
which brings TO the screen Fred
Stone, king OF laugh makers. has
g most unusual plot. Just imagine
~ you can a caIlow youth falling
head over heels IN love with a girl
(blonde) he had caught one glimpse
Of as she whizzed past on the OBJ
servation platform OF a train. And
this youth determined to find and
meet that girl no matter what the
cost. The doing or Il takes him
through some OF the most amazing
and laughable adventures on sun
day Monroe Salisbury in The Great
Alone" Is the Iasalle attraction.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
Screen
BLACKSTONE

There's snow and ice in the
picture THE Girl From Porcupine'
which Is at the Blackstone today.
That in itself Will be welcome news.
I'm addition 20 the fact that the
picture IS one Of the best and thrill
ling pictures OF the great North
west that has come out Of that
country I'm a long time. Faire Bin
ney Is the featured player.
Wallace Reid, supported by a
hundred bounds OF supreme love-
illness IN the person OF Lois VIII
son, comes Sunday IN a new knock
out picture The Worlds Champ
ion"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
TO TRY FRED NADER
DESPITE HIS OFFER

CHICAGO, June s.-CBy L. Ply
The trial OF Fred Nader. head OF
the Chicago building trades council.
proceeded today IN spite OF his OFFER
70 plead guilty and accept a fine for
conspiracy.
Nader is charged with conspiracy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10

an exceptionally good crook drama.
It's at the Castle today. on Sun
day Fred Stone IN The Duke OF
Chimney Butte" will hand out laugh
and thrills.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
ORPHEUM

Mobilization Of the biggest army
ever organized for motion picture
purposes took place in Hollywood,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10
CASTLE

Lasalle crowds who saw Alice
Lake and Conrad Nagel IN Hate"
Thursday and Friday pronounced Il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-10

was due to the aid given US by the
corps OF experts we used in this con-
nection."
June Mathis. who prepared the
picture version OF the book. made
repeated visits 10 the Metro ranch
outside Of Los Angeles. where a
background for the battle scenes.
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

N 7se SPUR sz 2z MQslE,1llEElNTI NON =
THE WOMAN IN THE CASE

THE CASE
When murder is committed, any time or any place
The authorities start looking for the woman in the case
She is than oft a lady
With reputation shady.
Is the the
And they motive of the crime
lady is charming who has puchrtude and grace
And female hypothetical mysterious, they chase
She's "the in the case"
The referee says: Surely. there's woman the
From a standpoint comprehensye
Shes woman who's expensive
So ne a offensive
IN the
sngi e-handed in platonic search health
And had the blowing of the dough
An expert n the fascinating Of her
"Shes the in the case"
shmmyng through
And her speed not retarded the draw apace
And she keeps US extrpating.
BY her fobes unabatns
kept the kept and cursin
headlines tell that Interesting
Is the woman in the case
esaTsts he
which displayed
open stand
roDAYs WISE CRACK
Constant riding in fivver keeps alive torpid liver
Travelling BY Russia all citizens The
minister told Sunday probably
he couldn't of anything
Philadelphia ink which
ioes not last Another skin game
We happens the Turks long Il
happens
Why not have an outgo tax md ct proot-.-
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
A WISE WORD FROM AFFAIR

The fundamental reason at the bottom of
this country's attitude toward Europe is adrnira-
bly, set forth by so distant neighbor as the Sgd
ney Morning Herald. The Australian newspaper
reviews the several complaints against the Unit
ed States, covering period of years, and demon
strates that in each case time brought per-
spective which justified this country, even if
the justification brought comfort to anyone
else
Specifically referring to the war war debts,
the Morning Herald says: No doubt if she
could see her way to remit those debts the posi-
ton of Europe would be immensely improved.
But can we fairly expect her to do this without
some assurance of the quid pro quo. not in the
material sense, but in the shape of a genuine
attempt to heal the antagonisns which still dis
tract Europe and to bring an era of peace and
stability"
This is an enlightened understanding of
American psychology which never has seemed
to penetrate European heads. It states, from
an unpreiudiced source, exactly the value this
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
A FUTILE CRUSADE.

The evolution fight has shifted from Ken
lucky to Minnesota. Mr.. Bryan went up there
and made speech lanbasting the evolutonists
and now there is demand that the schools of
that state shall conceal from the pupils the fact
that such theory was ever propounded. It is
not enough that they shall be instructed that
it IS merely a theory. 1t must go farther than
that, lest the future generations be corrupted
by being permitted to think for themselves. In
view of the attitude toward scientific matters
on the part of many in this generation we are
astonished that those who declared the world is
round ever got away with their lives. Perhaps
the Bryans of those days did not discover the
presence of the heresy until it was too late to
combat it.
All of which goes to show that il this age
a great many people cannot distinguish the
shadow from the substance. We cannot see that
one who recognizes the possibility of truth in
the theory of evolution need be any less good
citizen, mindful of his family and honest in
his dealings than one who rejects such an idea.
In this age we are concerned with what men
do. There are enough problems that touch US
intimately which we need to settle and can
settle without wandering off into the realms of
the theoretical and becoming angry over differ
ences about matters which cannot be definitely
determined. no matter how much we argue them.
The rumpus encouraged by Bryan is entirely
futile. The most that is accomplished by the
agitation is to stir up many who are incapable OF
forming an intelligent opinion on the subject
affecting either its truth or its falsity.
Mr.. Lenine is reported better, but naturally
still little weak from the number of times he
| hae died
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

country sets on the foreign obligations to her,
and points out the moral investment those debts
represent.
What particularly gals Americans is the
thought that money owed to this country, and
even interest owed on that money, is used for
selfish purposes which eventually in every in
stance lead to hostilities, distress and impover-
ishment which, in turn, appeal to the United
States for relief. The vast sums this country
has subscribed for aid to war-sufferers often in
wars with which America had no concern, as in
Anatolia-never has been regarded as other than
a moral investment; nor is there any thought of
cent for cent return on the part of the givers.
But SO long as Europe shows no disposition
to economy, but adds monthly to its destruction
of resources by wars which are neither in the
cause of liberty nor Of sef-defense, just so long
this country is bound to feel that the money
owed to it must remain as a load which, in time
must compel recognition, thought-review of
the disasters of destructive extravaganza, and
a new spirit of self-help as the first step to
liquidating obligations.
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
TURKEY SUBSTITUTE

A lot of Us will have no turkey hash today
for the simple and easily understood reason that
we couldn't afford turkey yesterday. It's got
so that has to decide between Thanks
giving bird or his winters coal. and most of US
don't like the idea of freezing.
An contemporary suggests that there is a
fortune for the men who can produce a salts
factory turkey substitute" and we judge there
is, for it's altogether likely that it wouldn't be
long before the substitute would be bringing as
high prices as turkey itself.
Every time read of old John Smith
shooting his Thanksgiving turkey from his own
back porch we want to get our own shotgun out
for a hunting expedition in this locality, but not
for wild turkeys.
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
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BUT baking powder
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The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
It Started Something

4 have not said anything TO you.
but have been saying to others and
have induced many 10 take your
medicine and be convinced. Mayr' S
Wonderful Remedy is correctly
named. 1t removed stuff from me
never thought could be in human
being and l feel like a different
person The pain In my right sios
disappeared at once, which four
doctors said would require an op-
Grafton; also the bloating and in
digestion" 1t Is simple. harm
less preparation that removes the
catarrhal mucus from the intes-
tinal tract and allays the inflafna :
tion which causes practically all
stomach. liver and intestinal all
ments. including appendicitis. One
dose will convince or money re-
funded. Summers Drug Store and
druggists everywhere.=adv
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

ROCHESTER,. Ind. The young
Peoples Church. primarily organ
lied for the younger generation.
has been organized here by Rev. w.
J. Neyin. IN inaugurating the
movement. Rev Nevin announced
that the church does not bar older
persons but wishes to appeal pa
ticularly to the younger classes in
an instructive and spiritual way.
Chicago. headed by tho herd Of
Governor McCray. of Kentland, In
diana Hereford breeders VIII be
held here December 20 by seventy
entries from eight exhibitors. The
governor viii show twentythree
head. He has been a prominent ex-
hibitor at the International for
many years and made notable win
nings every time.
Peru. tired business men" Of this
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

city are demanding gymnasium
classes at the local Community Ser
vice Building. A full program for
ther benefit beng arranged. One
hundred Of them who expect to
enter the classes nave pledged
steady support to the building.
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

Are you lame every morning. Do
you drag through the day with
steady. nagging backacfe-evening
find you "all played out7" Probab-
ly your Kidneys are to blame. Hur-
ry, worry, lack OF rest ana a heavy
diet. all tend to weaken the kid
neys. Your back gives out; you
feel depressed and suffer headaches.
dizziness and kidney irregularities.
Don't go from bad to worse. Use
Doan's Kidney Pilis.. Home folks
recommend them. Ask your neigh
bort
HERE'S A HAMMOND CASE
John Brockelby. 6a5 S. Holman st.
says: Working in dampness
brought on kidney trouble. When
I lifted, It felt as though my back
were being pounded. Mornings
there was a lameness across my
Kidneys. Ny Kidneys were disor-
dered and I was obliged to pass tho
secretions at night. Doan's Kidney
pills from Summers Pharmacy rid
me Of the trouble"
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01
" YEARS
~ AGO

Walter Hemingson. of Hege
wisch. was struck by the swing
ing load OF a crane at the
Standard Steel Car plant in
Hammond yesterday and inJur-
ed 50 that he died a few hours
later.
A colored boy named White,
was crushed under two-ton
ingot of rcd-hot steel at the
Gary mills yesterday and roast
ed to death before he could be
released.
Attorney W. H Matthews. Of
Gary announces that he has
found a technicality through
which he can close 169 Of Gary's
1913 saloons He says he will
take steps at once to bring this
about.
The Belmont Hotel and the
Friedman Liquor House OF
East Chicago. were destroyed
yesterday afternoon by a fire
which started from an overheate
furnace.
East Chicago Congregational
Church trustees are consider
ing plans for new church
building which will cost in the
neighborhood OF $4,000.
Five whiting women were
fined $3.50 each by Judge
Atchison yesterday for stealing
coal from the railroads. They
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

A new industrial star of the first
magnitude is in the ascendant
Steel men ''in on the know" de-
clare that Eugene G. Grace, presi-
dent of the Bethlehem Steel Com
pany, will be the successor to El-
bert H. Gary, chairman of the
United States Steel Corporation.
when the latter retires. For the
present Grace is slated to head the
combined Bethlehem and Midvale
interests.
The Lake County times., 1922-12-01

The Hammond Board OF
Works this morning approved
the assessment rolls for the
opening Up of Kenwood Ave.
from Calumet Avenue to the
Monon tracks.