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Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
Fake Advertising

More stringent laws and regulations against
fake advertising should be adopted by both state and
national government Fake advertisers can now be
punished but not with sufficient severity. The pun.
shment under existing laws cannot be made to fit
the crime. In the definition of crimes. they
classified according harm to the public they
Involve. For instance there is the dividing line
between petty and grand larceny; between burglary
committed in the daytime and burglary committed
In the nighttime.
Now the thief who steals dollar is as bad at
heart as the thief who steals a thousand dollars
and the burglar who breaks and enters in the day.
time is no better than he who burgIarzes at night
Yet the law properly makes distinction because
in the of the thief less harm is done. and in
the of the burglar. homicide is likely to
attend night incursions.
There is hardly any other form of fraud cal
culated to inflict such an aggregate of damage as
fake advertising which is spread as lure to thou
sands and millions. It's victims are those who
are the least able to protect themselves and. as q
rule they those who the least able afford
the losses which inflicted upon them
1t is not the man or woman of wealth who is
tempted by the huge returns promised from small
Investment but it is the working man or woman
who is attracted by promised avenue of escape
from the grievous grind of poverty
Whenever public attention has been attracted
toward any particular spot. where wealth may pos
siby be developed. that is made the OF opera
ton the takers. however shadowy the prospect OF
development may be.
We have noticed lately advertisements of an
opportunity sudden wealth at Muscle Shoals
Alabama. The takers making use Of the great
publicity which has followed Henry Ford's offer for
the government property at Muscle Shoals. well
the offers which have been made by other parties
Now the fake advertisements appearing describ-
ing the profits promised by indefinite private enter
prises which will pay ten for one within year,
also there advertisement OF opportunities for
work. position and investment One find out all
about it by sending 81 to the advertiser.
Vow, as a matter of fact there is nothing doing
at Muscle Shoals and nothing is in immediate pros
pec' there. All depends upon what the government
nas do respecting the offers which have been made
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
An EVENING" WITH THE RADIO

AN EVENING WITH THE RADIO
Are you ready for the evening radio
program? Ella, stop trying TO tune
that instrument with fork Willis.
leave that spark plug alone, Come
on, ma, slip this over your ear and
hear what's going on tonight All
tuned to 230 meters? Let's go!
"Br-r-r-r snap-snap- -snap
whr-r-r-r buzz-z-zz-zz. ,
yum m nm IN IN m-m !:
strum- m m-m pr-r-r-r-r-r'
Just minute. children: there must
be a mosquito on our aerial or sum-
pin. Screw down that nut eoupia
twists Now, then, listen
there's a wonderful program tonight:
"Bz-z-z-z-z My Rosary by
Ella Bella Bodkin -. The hours
| spent with three-e-e-e deah-h-h h
heart as as a stringuv puls-apart-
t-t-t-teach chower a purleach bZ-z-z
forecast for eastern states continued
cold with fresh northerly winds Tor
middle west fair and warmer with
southerly concert by John Philip
Sousas famous band bZ-z-z comp
dunn oompdum oompdum tar-rah- !
tat-a-tat de- rum tuTn-tum tiddle-
oompdum oompdum four score ana
seven years ago our fathers brought
forth upon this continent pigs
knuckles closed strong beef was firm
but there was a big drop in the egg
and vegetable market"
One moment. children! sumpin the
matter tonight air TOO luh ol
static or static too full of air or
sumpin'. Waitll / adjust the carbu-
rotor. Now let's try it again:
"Carry me back to ole Nlrginyah,
hack the land where the Yanks beat
the Robine today by score OF I %
3. Babe Ruth struck out twice nut
redeemed himself by knocking out
sizzler. and violin solo by isaac iop-
litzky ee-e- VOW wow eee- -myan n
-h-ee-e-e ebuzz- -zz ~ -zz-- zpllng-
plang ping it is now exactly $50 Dy
Arlington, / am growing older, silver
threads among the bedtime stories
by
Inst a minute, children, While tune
the darn thing up bit. Amt Il J@use @
Wonderful how you can hear thlhss
through the air without wires OF
n,1thin'? Just q minute, White wipe
off the static. Now then:
nRrother Brown Bear turned to
DADDY Rabbit and said: Have you
seen Granpa Beaver around mere 20
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
THE ONCE OVER
By H. /. PHILLIPS

day?' No. replied the cotton futures
advanced 20 to 80 points in the mar
ket today and there we're panfcky
conditions at the close when Morytch
went a mile in 1927 over the Jamaica
track with harp solo by Jennie Jana
Juniper ping plung- -g-g- -pang- -g~g-g.
pling- gplong-g-g gplooong-g.g.
g-plang- -pzing-g-g-g and now thai
we are speakin of the matter OF per-
sonal hygiene dear people let me take
this occasion to urge upon yeu the
Importance of using Mexican Petr04
leum jumped 10 points Steel common
closed firm and there was spirited
trading In the low priced rails Il isn't
raining raindrops it's raining violets
by AL Jolson accompanied by the
Jimtam Jazz Band cannon to the
right of them cannon to the left O.
them into the jaws of buzz-z-z-z-g
death buzzz-z rode the buzz-z-x-H
six buzzards.'
Amt IT wonderful how you can sit
home and be entertained with every
thing like this, children? Just min
ute while light my wave length and
tune my cigarette. / think the fea.
| ture is comm now--an address by
President Harding. Listen close
now:
"Bz-z-z-z sunshines east. the sum
shines west but know wnere the
sun shines best ma-a-am-Iny ma-a-
aln-my it gives me great pleasure to
| introduce President Warren Gannaiiei
Attaboy won the fifth race at Bowie
| Harding Ladies and gentle
men at great time in the worlds
history such as the sun shines east
/ the sun shines west but know where
the sun shines best ma -a-am-my
ma a. am my 1t is indeed opportuns
to dwell upon the Importance OF sucn
an invention as the radio phone with
| All its wonderful a-a~aIn- my
ma a-am- my sun shines east the sun
shines west if l could look into your
faces as you sit in your homes tonigni
listening to ma -a-am- my ma-a- am
my the sun shines east the sun shines
west / would be more than willing
to grasp you each by the hand ana
shake-a little shinlmy shake "a little
| shimmy shake-a little -shimrny buzz
z-z-z-z-z grr-r-r-r."
Amt it wonderful what you can
| hear. children 1t certainly must De
great to have brains enough to invent
| thing like this radiophone. Weil
get to bed now papa guntef
sit up and play the harmonica.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
Questions And
.AnsEUers

(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing The Repub-
lican Information Bureau. Frederic
J. Haskin, Director, Washington. ID.
G. This offer applies strictly to in
formation. The Bureau cannot give
advice on legal, medical and finan-
cial matters. It does not attempt to
settle domestic troubles, nor to un-
dertake exhaustive research on any
subject. Write your question plainly
and briefly. Give full name and adj
dress and enclose two cents In
stamps for return postage All re-
plies are sent direct to the inquirer)
q. How long have we had Sun
day newspapers in this country?
X. r.
A. The growth of the Sunday
newspaper dates from the Civil War;
but 1t was not until many years after
the conclusion of the war that the
large Sunday editions began to make
their appearance.
@. What is meant by the expires.
sion "next FRIEND? j. e. c.
A. In law next friend is an adult
other than a guardian who represents
in an action another person not le
gally competent to maintain q suit
in his own behalf. The practice origi-
mated in England in the time of Ed
ward l.
@. How many kinds of iris are
there? C. c. Y.
A. There are about S75 species of
iris. They are chiefly natives of
temperate climates. Iris versicolor,
the large blue flag, is common IN
wet places through the United Stat s
as far west as Minnesota and Arkan-
sas
@. Did either man or beast escape
in the Cluster Massacre7 J.J.
A. OF the men who rode into
battle under Custer, no man lived to
tell the tale of the massacre. but one
horse escaped. and after its death 1T
was stuffed and mounted. 1t is now
at Fort Riley. Kansas.
@, What is meant BY eard'ns
wool? "A. e. p.
A. To card wool is to comb it
with a cardus or thistle. The teasel,
a plant grown expressly for this pur-
pose. is thistle. The name is
slightly altered.
a. How long did it take to build
the Coliseum at Rome? w. w.
A. It is said that this enormous
structure was completed in one year.
the compulsory labor of $4,000 Jews
and Christians being employed.
@. How do the various races Of
the world compare as to numbers?
c. n.
A. The six great races of man
kind are divided as follows: Mon
golan. $50, 600, 900: Caucasian, 645,-
000. 900; Negro. 1870, 100000 Semitic,
81, 900, 900: Malayan, 52,000,0O0; Red
Indian. 23,000.00
@. Why does the United States
Treasury issue two dollar bills? !
have found them a buebear, since
they are mistaken for one or five
dollar bills. T. A. E.
A. Two dollar bills were author
lied by an Act of Congress. This
authorization was made because
there was a demand for bills of such
denomination.
O. Do negroes have appendixesY
3. p. w.
A. / uman beings. both black and
white, have appendices. 1t has been
observed that negroes do not seem 70
suffer with appendicitis as frequent
~ as white persons II Is thought
that this is due to the fact that the
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
Br0ley Dolly Poem
GUARD THE TEMPLE!

The forest is Gods temple hushed and dim,
Whose shadowy aisles are soothing and serene,
Where every eafy branch and spreading limb
Upholds its canopy of living green;
A temple 1t took centuries to build
In splendid beauty and in stately calm,
Where all the worlds harsh dssonanee is stliled
And all the air is odorous with balm
The forest is mans refuge from the strife
The dust and heat and clamor OF the town,
For in the woods he breathes new zest of life
New courage that odds can batter down;
Here in this columned vastness leafy-floored
A choir Of birds is heard to sing;
Here are the waters of the rivers stored
That otherwise would flood the land in spring
Let us preserve the forest fair and cool,
From greed that sets no bounds TO its deslres
Let us preserve it from the careless fool
Who starts holocaust of forest fires
Let us preserve this place of rest and peace,
Keep it inviolate while still can,
A haven where the spirit finds release,
A temple to Coda heritage to Man!
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21

negro eats coarser food than the
white race.
inas? r. T. ,
q Pictures dealing with every"
day life are known as genre, as uls-
tinguished from historic. heroic, TO
mantle, or ideal themes. ,
q. What are annua. exPe"unss1~
of the city cf New York; y. ~.
A. The city of New YORK sApei.uS l,...I', !,
each year a sum approAliilaeii9
5000. O00, 600
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21

to IT, II one OF these should be accepted, none of
the enterprises" advertising will have anything
TO do with the development of that region II Henry
Ford for instance. or any of the others who have
submitted propositions should succeed to the con-
troll there probably will advertisement OF
opportunities and whoever may be in control will
control all opportunities for investment and
p7oyment.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
A HuNCH

There are some well-intentionesol
nersons who walk about the streets
OF certain towns with poles, display :
ing large paper placards. on whlch
are printed texts and religious eN-
hortations 49,,
The other afternoon one OF tilein
took his place just in front OF .
doughnut stall. On the placafd ran
the affrighting query; -
after life. Judgment! After luos
ment-What?' ..,,
Exactly beneath and in aline WIN
it ran the doughnut stall announce
ment: We fry in the best beef drip
pings Los Angeles Times.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
NOT MFREIY a KNoCKER

Opportunity has various ways ~, ol
making its presence known. 10
Newton it came with thump as lhe
apple dropped on his head. Watt
heard 1t ap-tapping as the steam
lifted the Kettle lid. Boston Tran
ccrint
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
FRIDAY MORNING. APRIL q. 1922

We are taught to cIothe oatr minds,
as aOe do ouY bodies, after the fashion
an Uogue. And 1T Is a counted fan
tasticaI or something s0orse, not to
do so. Locke.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
MnrEn sllRGEoN DIS

LONDON. April 19--The death was
announced today OF Sir Alfred Pierce
Gould. widely known surgeon. He
had written extensively on surglcai
subjects. He was 10 years old.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
oulcK RETURN PROMISED

"What is your name, my boy!
Napoleon Bonaparte Schmidt,
"Myl Who gave that to you!
My father. But when | get big
enough l. m going to give ii right
back to i'm"
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21
oulT TRuE

Howell-Do you think the wrist
watch has come TO stay
Powell hope not / want mine
to Wayside Tales.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-21

Railway system in Germany radi-
ates from Berlin
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

Washington. Cobb's unofficial bat-
ting average today was All and Sis
ler's .410.
Guy Morton shut out the Athletics,
a to 0, in the first game of the dou-
ble-header, but failed in anN~"iron
man" attempt to pitch both contests.
He was knocked out of the box in the
fifth inning of the second game and
the Mackmen broke even, winning, II
to A.
Blankenship twirled the White Sox
to a 81 triumph over Boston.
Watson's poor fielding aided the
Chicago Cubs to score six runs off
him in the fourth and defeat the
Braves, 6-3, while Cincinnati captur-
ed SUGGEST from Philadelphia, Is to
II, in ten innings. Pittsburg defeat
ed Brooklyn, 5 to 8.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
Judge Kennerly to
ATTEND Conference
OF, New Legislation

C. H. Kennerly, will be in Gaines
vile Wednesday and Thursday Of
this week attending conference
with DR.. R. w. Ruprecht, state chem
list; L. M. Rhodes, market commits
sioner for Florida, and J. L. Shop
Card, head of the farmers union, re-
garding the drafting Of new fertiliz-
er and commission merchants laws to
be introduced at the next meeting Of
the legislature. Fl. NJ. Mckenzie was
also expected to attend this meeting,
but was unavoidably prevented from
doing so.
Judge Kennerly has been invited
by the president Of the farmers
union meeting in Gainesville this
week to talk to the farmers on the
above mentioned laws in which he is
deeply interested.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
GIANTS TIGHTEN
HOLD ON FIRST
PLACE. IN LEAGUE
1Rx Asnociated Press }

New York, July 26.-Tne st. Louis
Browns and New York Giants had
firmer holds today on their leader
ship in the American and National
leagues races, as result of their vic
tories in the opening games of the
crucial series with the New York
Yankees and St. Louis Cardinals.
Two and a half games separated
the leading American league rivals
as they opened the second encounter,
while the chief combatants in the
National had a gap of but half a
game between them.
Urban Shocker recovered his abil-
ity to jinX the Yankees, after four
straight setbacks and weaved a shut
out spell over Murderers' Row, while
his mates knocked Submarine Carl
Mays from the box and tailed eight
runs. Ken. Williams smashed out his
| 2d homer and scintillated in the
field.
The Giants had more strenuous
time with the Cardinals, winning, 8
to 8, chiefly by virtue of seven-run
melee in the fifth that drove Bill
Doak from the box. st. Louis rallied
in the ninth and came within run
of tying the count by driving across
four tallies off Fred Toney.
Ty Cobb took the American league
batting leadership from his St. Louis
rival, George Sisler, by margin of
one point as a result of obtaining
four hits off Walter johnson and
leading his team to 9-5 victory over
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
THE HOPE OF THE WORLD

The war of 1914 laid half the ma
lions of the world in the dust. Their
homes, their industries, their peace
must be restored by the rising gen
GRAFTON. In them is the hope of the
world.
To make motherhood easier, to Sc
cure for every baby a clean bill OF
health and fair start in life-that
is the problem.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound is an excellent medicine
for mothers and for future mothers
For fifty years this medicine has
been used successfully in all non
surgical cases of women's diseases.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
MANY PLANTS EQUIP WITH
APPLIANCES TO USE OIL


support of the railroad labor board as
the only authorized agency to deal
with it, the interstate commerce
commission put into effect today
transportation routing and priority
orders as the basis of the program for
control of the country's depleted coal
supply and transportation facilities.
Based on previous declaration by
the commission that an emergency in
transportation existed, which opened
the way for operation of the coal dis
tribution plan adopted yesterday by
representatives of the producing
fields, the priority order issued yes
terday established a preferential sys-
TEN for shipment of fuel and food
over all railroads east of the Miss
issippi. Another mandate going into
effect at the same time today directs
all the roads of the country to dis
regard established routings in favor
of such routing as would expedite
movement and avoid congestion.
Having joined in the fuel distribu-
ton plan thus prepared for, produc-
ing operators and railroad traffic ex-
perts today awaited the word from
President Harding to set in motion
the machinery for emergency control
The President was expected by admin
istration officials to formally estab-
lish today the directing agency for
the. scheme.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
DENIED ATTENDANCE DANCE
GIRL POISONS HER FATHER

Jacksonville, July go. W. High
tower, a fireman, 1913 Hunt street,
and his daughter, Bessie Hightower,
Is, are in the county hospital today
suffering from paris green poisoning,
said to have been put in coffee by
the young woman when he father re-
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26
Doing Somersault,
Aviator Crashes ,
at Americas, Ga.
by Associated Press }

Americas, Ca, July 26.-Turning
a somersault in the air this morning
near Ellaville, Ga, one of the gov
eminent airplanes attempting a one
day flight from Pensacola to Wash
ington, crashed to earth and was
wrecked. Lieutenant Lee and mech
anician were severely shaken up, but
wereN not seriously hurt.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

fused to let her go to dance.
Physicians at the sanitarium de-
clared last night that both were rap
idly recovering, but are still suffer-
ing from pains in their throat.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

1t might be worse. Suppose the
fly and the mosquito had the same
working hours.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

Correct this sentence: "The man
had an unpleasant day, but at night
he was very courteous to his wife"
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

The direction in which the eyes of
men turn would indicate that beauty
is only shin deep.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

Hint to statesmen: Crises, like the
Kingdom of Heaven, are within you.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

What mankind needs just now is a
little less talk about evolution and
f little more of it.
1t must be fine to be an oil man in
Mexico and have nothing to do but
be held for ransom.
We wonder a times if he-fIap-
per doesn't yearn to dress in some
thing that will reveal his ankles.
The first step in the task of ele-
waiting a people is to fill its stomach
at regular intervals,
About the only thing more unlove-
ly than cold fried egg is wilted
collar after the picnic.
If the salvation of the world de-
ponds upon any one nation, it GER
tainly isn't assassination.
The chief fault of the typical re-
former IS his conviction that his
opinion makes it unanimous.
We make friends by concealing
our faults, and later prize them be-
cause they don't mind our faults.
AS we observe men scurrying
about in a frenzy, it occurs to us that
laziness is not so much a vice as a
gift.
Every man hopes to reach the point
where he won't feel cheap when he
declines the BARRIERS invitation to
have a massage.
When you say man is his own
worst enemy, you are not compli-
menting him. You are but admitting
that he is an unmitigated ass.
The chief objection to the fool kill
ers method is that he persuades his
victim to rock the boat while it has
other occupants.
God pity the rich. The poor can
nick a pedestrian without getting
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

A boob is one who thinks flowery
beds of ease are developed from po-
litical bunk.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

God pity the rich. The poor can
nick pedestrian without getting
sued.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

What mankind needs just now is a
little less talk about evolution and d
little more of it.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

The chief objection to the fool kill
er's method is that he persuades his
victim to rock the boat while it has
other occupants.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

When you say a man is his own
worst enemy, you are not compli-
menting him. You are but admitting
that he is an unmitigated ass.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-26

1t must be fine to be an oil man in
Mexico and have nothing to do but
be held for ransom.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-01-31
Wounds Two Patrolmen; /;
Also Woman; Fights
Officers for an Hour
c AL | FIR { N { N
Madman Sets Fire to Bed
on Which There is
Small Child

BOSTON, Jan. 31-SIxty patrol
men, armed with riot guns battled
more than an hour early today
against Renzy Murray, a negro,
who, barrlcaded in his home in the
south end, shot and seriously
wounded two patrolmen, a negress
and a negro and set FIRE to bed
in which an infant lay. Murray
surrendered uninjured when a
dozen officers broke down the door
Of the house.
Shouts OF Lynch him" were
made by the crowd that fought to
get at him. He was roughly handl-
ed before the officers put him in a
patrol wagon.
The trouble began when Murray
elected Mrs. William Jackson, a
negress, a tenant, and fired several
shots at her.
PatroImen Dalton and McShane
attempted to enter the house and
McShane was shot in the stomach.
Another bullet wounded Dalton in
the cheek.
A riot call was sounded and
policemen armed with riot guns
were sent to the scene. The house
was surrounded and bullets were
sprayed against it, while Murray
fred shots into the street.
On the top floor, Mrs. Jackson's
husband was held in fear of Muir
ray, holding his baby in his arms.
Murray shot him twice. The child
fell on a bed and Murray set fire TO
1t, Jackson said. The infant was
rushed to a hospital suffering from
burns.
Occupants Of houses peered from
their windows. until shots drove
them to cover. Mrs. Julia Scott
was struck in the hand by one
bullet II, ~ y
AS The. battle proc eeded, hremen
were call ed and lines Of fSiio we're
|ylaid to- food Murray out. Patrol
man Edward ]. Wynn, bravihg Tie
negro's fire, smashed a, window so
that the. hose could be brought into
play. Meanwhile police Sergeant
Ryan and 12 officers battered
down the entrance and the negro
surrendered.