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The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
IN Saves Need Buying New Skirt
- - Putnam FadeIess Dyes-dyes tints you wish
SAM SURELY MIsJUDGED MULE
Its Only Fault Was Absolute
Lack of Fear.

Nose was trying to sell Sambo a
mule. The mule was lying on the floor
of the barn. 81 doan wan no daid
mule" said Sambo.
He amt daid," said Nose; and
with his whip he forced the mule to
standing posture. But Sambo re-
NAMED cold on the proposition.
"Ah see he amt daid," said Sambo.
But he KANT run, an Ah done wants
a mule as runs"
Nose, thus challenged, with a vigor-
Gus kick so energized the mule that
away it went, running down the street,
with marvellous speed.
But Sans delight at the activity of
the mule was short-lived, for bang,
the mule ran head-On into tree.
''Fo' de lord" exclaimed Sam, "he
amt daid; he kin run, but he's blind.
All, doan' wan no blind mule"
whats dat you say?" cried Nose.
"You all calls a mule like dat blind
Why, lordy, lordy, boy, dat mule amt
blind. He jes doan' give whoop ="
Judge.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

|ruF KNITTED OUTERWEAR.
FUR TRIMMED FALL COATS

The question of the coat is upner.
most In many a fair head. for tho
time has come to buy one. A feost 4.
spread for the benefit of every woman
VINO must make a choice this fall but
the melancholy days are come when
many coat aspires to associate with
beautiful. sumptuous furs; thev arc
higher priced and far more becoming
than they would be otherwise. Won.
en- are finding them Irresistible and
there are several good reasons for buv-
ing as fine garment as the purse nj.
lows.
The soft-faced cloths are rich md
iustrous and they invite the use of furs
In their trimmings. There seems to
be an abundance of skins, but the han
ding OF furs takes much time and this
Is what runs into money. Most furs
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
HAD TO MAKE FULL ROUND
Clergyman Who Wanted to Test vir-
tues Of the TreadmiII Given Full
Opportunity.

Britisher tells story of mem
Der of the clergy who took too large a
mouthful on one occasion.
He was visiting the county jail and
expiated to a friend who was with
him on the virtues of the treadmill.
Warming up with his theme, he de-
clared that he often wished he had one
at home to give him the gentle exer-
else he required, and to remove his
friends skepticism, he asked the
warden to give him turn.
Round went the wheel, the clergyman
declaring that the movement was de-
lightful but after two minutes he had
had enough and desired the officer to
stop the mill. To his horror the Off
GER answered:
every sorry. sir. but l can't. It's
timed to go 10 minutes and won't stop"
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
The Wayfarers.

Two wayfarers met on the road to
Normalcy.
"How's everything?" asked the first
traveller
Rotten" said the second traveller.
"How's everything with you?"
"The same way. What's the name
of that tavern down the rOad?"
"It's called Reduced Wages and
offers food and beds to all who come"
81 know better inn back this way
a bit. called Idleness.' The food and
beds are poor, but the oratory's
great at"-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

utes Will spoil the flavor and longar
VIII prove harmful and even danger.
Jus A wooden spoon or an agate one
~ oest' though the agate If tapped on
me side of the kettle is apt to chin off
and that, too, ls unsafe.
rood to be picked loses II crispness
scalded and as that is the chief
charm Of good pickle It should be
avoided
since vinegar and spices and salt are
'he important ingredients to use in
pIch'lhg 1t Is wise to choose the best.
-hhhy an otherwise delicious combina-
tloh has been ruined by poor or badly
iiaNored vinegar and insipid spices. 1t
pays even If at greater cost, to buy
standard and reliable article.
FOR those who like a snappy cucum-
Der pickle try these: Into large Jar
put cupful of salt, half-cupful each
or sugar and mustard and a quart of
vinegar. Drop the well-washed cucum-
bers Into the vinegar daily as they are
picked, keeping them covered with the
vinegar. Seal In Jars and they will
Keep year, crisp and good-fiavored.
A bag of spices and an onion may be
used for variety
Ripe Cucumber Plckles-Cut the
ripe cucumbers In halves lengthwise.
Cover with salted water and heat
gradually, then let stand for an hour
or two. Remove and chill In ice water.
Make sirup by boiling two pounds of
sugar, one pint of vinegar, two table
spoonfuls each of whole cloves and
cinnamon tied in cloth Add the
cucumbers and cook ten minutes. re-
move the cucumbers to a jar and pour
over the boiling hot slrup. Boil the
sirup for three successive mornings.
Reasons whole pleasure all the joys
of sense,
Lie in three words-health. peace and
competence.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

compare with knitted goods for chill
tsn Consider, for Instance, the lit
u white wool infant set shown in the
lurration. 1t is adjustable to every
6inge Of the thermometer. Consist
h as 1t does of four pieces 1t may
" worn In part or entirely. The
nughtting leggings have slip-cord
It waist with tassels; the sweater
ast Is supplied with protecting col
| hr four white buttons down the
foat one at neck Z; pockets (the pride
q chlldhood) cap with flap each side
I'D white pearl button; pair Of nit
|,ns.
For the child who spends most of
10 time outdoors the sweater is. in
dspensable, and let 1t be Of the sturdy
Mt knit substantially, to withstand
saf and tear The happy looking lit
w gn In the picture Is wearing lust
hM one. 1t Is scarlet sweater
ost with collar and belt fastened
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
MODERN DANCE SUMMED UP
Many Will Say That Farm Hand Was
Not So Much Out of the Way,
in His Description.

Irene Castle said at luncheon at
Palm Beach:
Some men dance in a way that re-
minds me of story.
"'Howdy, JOSH farm hand said to
another farm hand. Why amt ye
been comm to the new dancin' class
in the Elks' hall down in the villageT {"
"Dancin' classF said the second
farm hand. 'Haw, haw, hawl I
couldn't never learn dancin''
"'Sure, ye could said the first farm
hand. Why, it's dead easy. All ye
got to do is keep turnin' round and
wipin' yer feet
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
Unpallant.

The car WAS crowded, for it was the
time of day when wOrkingmen were
returning home from their work.
Among the straphangers was woman
who, not being pleased with the service
she was receiving, was trying in a
roundabout way to induce a certain
man to give up his seat Finding her
efforts useless she said in despair,
He would not get up for his grand
mother"
The man referred to, feeling that
forbearance had ceased to be vir-
tue, turned to his tormentor: do you
think a woman should vote like a
MANI" he asked.
II surely do" she answered.
Then stand like man." was his
reply.-Indianapo News.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

are long-lived and serve their weare..
for several years, so that they pay for
themselves in the end
Two handsome coats, as shown in
the picture, are typical of the seasons
offerings. Both of them employ a
soft, lustrous pile-fabric for the body
of the garment, both of them are
straight-hanglng and each has strap
girdle of self material They have u
look of warmth and luxurious soft
ness. which appears to be the aim of
every coat designer this year. The
coat at the left is lovely wood-brown
color, with collar and cuffs of silky,
dark brown fox fur. Long silk cords,
ending in tassels, fall from ornaments
Of silk at the left side.
A rich and glossy black, in the coat
at the right, measures up to the
beauty of the black caracul fur that
adOrns 1t. 1t has wide cuffs and full
collar of the fur and squares of 1t make
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

onion; pepper and salt If needed, n
| little butter and chopped green pepper.
Heat thoroughly and serve the hash
| spread on buttered toast; slip n
poached egg on each piece, sprinkle
with salt and pepper and minced pars-
ley.
Kidney Bacon Rolis.-Those who
like kidneys will enjoy this dish: Sea
son a cupful of bread crumbs with
grated onion, salt, pepper and minced
parsley MOisten with one egg well
beaten. Spread the crumb mixture
over thin slices Of bacon and wrap
each slice of bacon around small
kidney Fasten with toothpicks, put
in baking pan and bake in a hot oven
until the bacon is crisp. Remove the
skewers and serve on hot plate gar
nished with parsley.
Chop-Chop.-1wo quarts of small
green tomatoes, twelve small cucum-
bers, two quarts Of string beans, three
red peppers, one caulitiower. two
punches of celery. one pint of small
onions, one-fourth pound of mustard
seed, two ounces of turmeric. one-half
ounce each of allspice, pepper and
cloves. Chop the vegetables, cover
with one-fourth cupful of salt to a
quart of water, let stand twenty-four
hours then drain. Heat the vinegar
and spices and when boiling add the
vegetables and cook until soft. Seal
in bottles or jars.
Minced Veal and Egos.-Chop cold
cooked veal very fine, add hard cooked
eggs cut fine, one to each cupful of
meat. Reheat in hot water, add melted
butter, or cream sauce, bit of green
pepper, parsley and grated onion. pi-
mento or capers finely minced for
fayoring. Other meats may be. pre-
pared in the same way.
Calls Brains.-Soak the brains in
eold water, parboil, remove the waste
tissue. throw into cold water, drain
and place In the ice chest. Rub with
melted butter, dip in egg and crumbs
and fry in little butter, or they may
no broiled. Serve with cream sauce
ar with sauce of melted butter and
minced parsley.
Ham Toast.-Take One-half cupful
of minced ham, half a teaspoonful OF
onchoyy paste, bit of cayenne and
rounded mace. Take One-half cupful
Of milk and an egg well beaten, stir
untt, thick, over the fire, then spread
thinly on dry buttered toast. If de-
sired poached egg may be placed on
each slice.
iN.1.a ht44~ ~s.Q
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
The Clever saleswoman.

A Cleveland woman went shopping
in Paris-they all do-and finally
reached saleswoman who had work.
Ing knowledge of English and an en-
gaging air.
The customer had a serious question
to ask.
cam to wear my skirts longer than
] have been wearing them?"
The saleswoman spread out her fat
hands.
at largely depends, madame"
Depends upon what"
The saleswoman smiled.
"rhe length of madame's skirts
largely depends upon madame's means
of locomotion."
Which the Cleveland woman consid-
cred very neat way of putting it.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

AH.. w one red button In front sly rod
nr." v.s , down the front and one under
ss'.,, % fastened with the loon The
MAJ r%a'ng hood is knitted in ane
MI,a ' with two colorful stripes and
y The stripes. s''r' cora matched
h knit .ieVer idea also Is the plait-
|ttcle oh. Jape Tor little girls. Another
|hrneDtt tu.ainable !, in the Junior de-
|shh II. " a knitted tam O shanter
|sitcA, 70 Top of white wool In finger
|hItted u handsome four-piece set In
|Ahas ,h.,a, y a striped stitch effect and
ghe les.',u nrusl' lining. silk braid binds
|ssar i "ss' y, The brushed lining ap-.
F"i'r u,n n reverse Of the cap. the
"' me top OF the mitrens.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
DYED HER BABYs COAT,
A SKIRT AND CURTAINS
WITH "DlAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes con-
tains directions SO simple any woman can
dye or tint her old, worn, faded things
new. Even if she has never dyed before,
she can put a new, rich color into shabby
skirts, dresses, waists, coats, stockings,
sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings,
everything. Buy Diamond Dyes-no other
kind,then perfect home dyeing is guar
anteed. just tell your druggist whether
the material you wish to dye is wool or
silk, or whether it is linen. cotton, or
mixed goods. Diamond Dyes never streah.
spot. fade or run.-Advertisement.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

,h,t the big stores and chill
row ... ~, ,uecialty outfitting shops
dlsu r,,t assortment Of comfy"
q roolen togs for infants and
seo %, the problem of going "a
y. ~, ~ set q rabbit skin to wrap
y ~. IN" has been reduced to a
ps,. M. day and generation mother
~ -. infant or Junior department
Y. ~ nearest dealer" where is
- - ,.fore her an array Of knitted
s.1mepts suited TO every require
y syery child. Already the fall
49,. hint of cool days to come
n. s,,b,ect of providing the chill
I'm protective outdoor garments
..,m the standpoint Of appearance
' s.,sct,eability there is nothing to
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
Two With a SINGLE Thought.

While hunting deer in northern Wis
consin hid in the grass near river.
Soon i saw something move across the
stream back of a log; a bear, l decided.
and moved into position to get a good
shot. All at once the supposed bear
jumped up, waving both arms and
shouting: "Don't shoot! 1 thought you
We're a deer, and was waiting to get Il
good shot at you."-Chicago Journal
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

cause they are supposed
to be unhealthful. A
moderate use of such
things add to the palmer
foods and relieve mo-
notony.
The use of alum for
pickling is both unnec-
essary and injurious
and never use n metal
spoon In any vinegar go
lnfnn narar 4. &c., -
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
A Little Louder, Doc.

A doctor In the Hume-Mansur. build
ing was treating one of his patients
who is slightly deaf. He thought he
would be little sociable and re
marked:
Don't those bells of Christ church
sound beautiful todayf"
The patient replied: Il don't gel
you"
The physician repeated and the pa
tient. answered a little louder with
more emphasis:
you'll have to speak little louder
Doc. can't hear you for those church
bells."-lndlanapolis News.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

lasts:
Corn BeefHash.
Take one part
chopped corn beef
and two parts of
t h e vegetables
left fro m t h e
boiled dinner, sea-
son with grated
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
Found at Last,

Western Exchange A Carrollton
.itiZen who went to the northern
lakes returned last week and con
fe ssed that lie hadn't caught single
fish. Diogenes may now blow ous his
light and lie down to pleapant dreams.
Boston Evening Transcript.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
Sweet paddx!

Ben (dramatically)-All the world.
loves Il lover.
Gwen-YOu are liable to change
your mind when you ask my fathers
consent.-Tennessee Mugwump.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
eIhe Kitchen
Cabinet
70. lyzs. Western Newspaper union.)

u,. me dream in that of greater good
m. TVS humans from the level of bruter.
hhe this dream from them and they
are like Quenehed comets.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

The way ii girl makes man think
'he is clever is by acting as if she
links he is.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
Children Bought Baby Hippopotamu'

A baby hippopOtamus, four years old
and weighing ton, was recently
transported from the Philadelphia
geological gardens to Boston in spe-
cia,,y built motortruck. The animal
was purchased with $1,000 in pennies
contributed by the school children Of
Boston.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

a checkerboard design that almost cov'
ers the skirt portion of the garment.
Creme de chine is favorite material
for lining coats of this kind.
Usually Innings are In plain coiors'
and there is fad for using two or
even three colors, set together with
a soft, fancy braid. A light color at
the top Of the garment, Will never
"crack" or darken light dress, ana
n dark color on the lower half OF the
coat does not show soil which Is APT
to gether there.
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
SOME BREAKFAST MEATS

For variety the following dishes will
be liked by the family for some break
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22
SOMETHING ABOUT RELlshes

u is mistake to taboo pickles and
reishes from the menu entirely be
The Ordway new era., 1922-09-22

Reasons whole pleasure. all the joys
of sense.
Lie in three words-health. peace and
competence.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06
EUROPE MUST SETTLE
OWN PROBLEMS, SAYS
JONATHAN BOURNE, JR,

WASHINGTON. Soy. 5.-"No pcrnIa'
mont solution FOR European problems
can com" through Outsid" suggestion.
declares the Republican Publicity A.
ISOLATION. through lis president. Hon.
Jonathan Bourne. Ir. at i futile Tor
the United States 10 attempt rene
dies. either acting independently or
through the league of nations. as IN"
intcrnarionalists advocate. The GA
World troubles are too deep seated
and have continued for too long a
time 10 be 50 easily disposed OF. More
over. interference III such matters -
not sought and would not be accepted
The assistance sought from America
has never been of that kind. flnan
Cial aid in one form or another l. what
foreign nations would like Ia get from
the United states. whi'C they CON
rinuc u nurse animOSitieS that fro
Quentlv burst into wars and arc re-
Sponsible for present conditions
abroad.
"Sccrctary Hughes presented III"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06
INSTITUTE IS HELD AT
SECOND up. CHURCH

An institute was held at the SECOND
United Presbyterian church YESTERDAY
under the auspices Of the church boaTu
for the purpose Of informing the mem
hcrship concerning the work which the
boards are carrying on.
Services were held during tho after
noon and evening and were Largely At
tended by the members OF the Iresoy-
,erian churches Of the wheeling as
tr!Ct.
During the afternoon addresses were
delivered by Rev. +. w. McGranahsh'
secretary Of the board OF Fre"dmahs
Missions: Rev. j. C.. Scouller. secretary
of the Ministerial Relief committee.
and DIR. W. J. Grimes, superintendent
of the synod Of Ohio.
Pcv. John 4 Cotton. president OF TIE
Normal Freedmau's school of Hehoer-
son. y. G.. delivered the principal al
dress. \ brief talk was also given by
I,r Scoullcr and Or. Grimes.
4 colored Quartette from the co'iest
ar knoxville. Tenn. sang their colore"
melodies and hymns At both sessions.
Or. Crimes was the presiding officer
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06

matter very clearly when he said IN
his Boston speech that The tund&-
mental and pressing problems OF Eli
rope are political problems involving
national hopes and fears: deep seated
convictions as to national safety ana
opportunity: national ambitions in
some cases long cherished. in others
recently awakened: established poll
cies which have become postulateS IN
the thought OF the peoples. Each ma
ton is its own judge in such matters
of policy, and, whether acting in or
out of groups. will follow its own In
terests save as some special exigency
may control
"Mr. Hughes might we'll have added
national honor as being involved n
the problems of Europe. That would
have completed the description Of the
political atmosphere into which our
internationaist friends seek to pro-
ieCt the United States.
I'VE have been told that the league
of nations would become vital force
the moment This country should be-
come a member. Does anybody mag
inc that American recommendations
affecting the national honor, safety.
and ambitions of European nations
would be received any moro kindly Il
Offered through the league than if de-
livered Independently? In neither
case would such action by the United
States have any other effect than TO
inflamp the jealousies OF this country
that already rankle In foreign breasts.
The administration policy Of non-in,
terfcrenc" in those alien problems is
cvcriastingly sound"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06
ST. Lukea Bazaar.

Thursday evening, November g. has
been announced AZ Ia" date ~ the Hu-
nual roas; turkey dinner aul bazaar.
- be given by the women OF I'll" r"n-
grogatjUn or =. Lukc's church. WUyI
vii. be held n .he s.. Luke's Parish
house. The dinner Will b" served from
Ave until eight o'clock. Several booths
vii, BE- erected and various attractive
articles VIII he offered for ~ti". Mrs.
Jacob Br!ttinGhum IS general chairman
In charge and VII! hu assisted 10y tho
following: Mrs +. NJ rUTEu.. Mr.. Nor
gan Vester, Mrs. Harry kMcycs aal
Miss Edna Maxwell
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06

and Il was announced that ~ persons
bad accepted religion last week Super
,r,erdent l.. G. Haines of the Mission.
stated last night that. in response to in
Vulnerable requests he had consented 10
cytcnd the revival for another week
Special services vii! be this week Al.
,cndinc the unwilling OF the pictures OF
two deceased members OF the board
Peck Robinson and William Hare. Miss
Morgan of Martins Ferry. was tho SOLO
ist at last nights services.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06
Portuguese Cabinet
Is Forced to Resign

Lisbon. Nov. 5.--(By The Associated
press)-The Portuguese cabinet resign
cd late last night at the conclusion or
the sitting Of the chamber OF deputies.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-06
Island ". c. T. U. Meets.

ton s., extended n" r4hlIc 70 attend
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1922-11-09
\ BRILLIANT DECISION.

Some time ago in Wheeling. this
State, bootlegger by the tame %
George Snyder was arrested 8, fed.
cral officer, who saw the neck " a bot
lie Of whiskey protruding from
Snyder's pocket. The man vas taken
to neighboring store, where further
search disclosed three additional bot
ties Of liquor bullying from his clothes.
The bootlegger was tried ana proper
ly convicted in the federal court al
Parkersburg. He carried the case to
the United States Circuit Court of Ap-
peals at Richmond. Va, and tnat au-
gust body has reversed the lower
court. One Judge Groner rendered the
opinion, declaring that seeing the neck
cf whiskey bottle and a general
5u!ging of a bootlegger's POCKETS is
rot sufficient evidence to permit his
arrest without warrant.
1t is such decisions as tnla '.lt ius
tfy bootleeeerS in deiyirC -: laws
and that bring ouL courts ..-,. Goa
tempt.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1922-11-09
Mr.. Wilson PrOphesied Truly.

Last SATURDAY. night representative
Democrats Of Jefferson county sent the
following message from Charles Town
to former President Woodrow Wilson
IN Washington:
1.-THE Democracy of Jefferson, banner
county of West Virginia, assembled in
its historic courthouse in the valley
which gave your great soul and intel
lect to the world, sends you greetings
and thanks for the inspiration YOUR ad-
minstration of the nations affairs has
afforded in the campaign about to be
brought TO a victorious close. g. That
you may be restored to perfect health
soon, to witness the fruition OF your
life's work for humanity, is the heart
felt wish Of the men and women pres
ent here tonight"
To this telegram Mr Wilson made
the following reply by wire:
"The message from Jefferson county
Democrats has greatly heartened me-
share their confidence that the near
future will witness the triumph of our
purposes on behalf of the country and
mankind and rejoice that shall have
such comradeship in the day Of tri-
umph. Ny heartfelt good wishes"
Mr. Wilson'S confident prediction Of
victory was soon realized, The cleo
ton on Tuesday was an emphatic con-
demnation of the administration that
succeeded him. In another two years
the country will be ready to pay even
greater tribute to the man who sacri-
feed himself for humanity and who
became the victim of wretched petti-
Jogging politicians.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1922-11-09
DRYS WIN AGAIN.

The liquor advocates have been max
ing a big noise with their assertions
that the people are demanding that the
prohibition amendment be so changed
as to permit the sale Of beer and wine.
They got the question before the voters
Of Ohio and it was voted upon di-
rectly on Tuesday. The result was a
majority Of more than $4,000 against
the proposition.
This shows public sentiment. The
people OF this country don't want the
saloons back and they will not have
them. The bluff and buster Of the
boozehoisters is empty sound.