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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

know n man that was 40 s,inRy
he married an nrmlcHS woman TO
keep from buyiug the rlng--hc used
to stop the clock at nights TO keep
from wearing out tho works. iic
would look over his glaSscH to keep
thom from wearing out lie used TO
take long steps when ho walked to
save his shoes When he sent his
hircd man into the orchard to gather
cherries he would keep him whistling
all the time 20 he couldn't eat any Of
the fruit lie took his food In cap
Sulcs to save hiS teeth. iic lost his
pockotbOok with twenty dollars In II.
4 fellow found II and returned II to
him week later. lie charged the
fellow interest on the money while
he had It,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08
Poor (;ink

Ho stood on the bridge at midnight,
And heaved u weary sigh;
lie scratched his dome
And yearnod for home
hut he had no allbi.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

.Troutdaie planning new commun-
ity building and cold storage plant.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

whats the happlcs, state In the
American union'
"Mcrry-Land.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

i've got weak back.
How long have you had ~
A week back,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

You gotta hand II to WIN Rogers,
Sea he: II quit tho movies with the
same wife I started with" Most
OF 'cm quit their wives with the same
movies they started In.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

The greatest indoor recreation In
the city IL at tho Hot Springs Nat.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

when I was cashier nj the police
station I counted tho coppcrs as they
came In.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

There was an Engliuhman on the
train IIo would Jump Off every time
tn, train stopped and run ahead 10
the baggage cur anG ask II his trunk
was all right, The baggngcmnn FIN
ally rot sore and said to him. You
ought TO bc an elephant instead
OF u jacknss. then you would have
your trunk In front OF you all the
time"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

Why does the gatcman at the rail-
way station always punch a hole In
your tickct'
That's to let you through.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

Why can't the regular fellows sl'
down.
because they are tho standing ar
my.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

The country does not need any
more dollars. being the richest ma
ton In the world. but II does need
powerful III more sense, says Ernie
Iiubb, hrl
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

tho Hon D. v. KuykendaIi, Judge ol
tho above entitled Court.
Date Of first publication Dec. rs
1921.
GARLAND q SHANKS
Postofflce address. Lebanon, Oregon.
HEWITT q SOx
PostoffIce address, Albany, Oregon,
Attorneys for the Plaintiff.
D-2s J 4-11-1S-25 r Ia
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-08

The Office Cat
By JuNIUS
THANKS

THANKS
Tho following contribution n from,
ono OF our million tadyj friends!
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
THE NATIONAL GUARD.

[ Eleven men in this city have joined the proposed company of the National
 Guard. Eleven men have answered ], the call of the country. Fourteen Limore must be secured at once if New [ Britain is to answer Present or ac- counted for" when the roll is called.
 The duties of the members of this company will be to give up one night ia weelx--or an hour and q half of one sevening--to the service. There will be no interruption in their employ ment. They will receive pay for the
 time they devote to the service.
 It seems incredible that there is any hesitancy on the part of men to become members of this great body to which this country must look for
 feeling of safety. Mention is again made of the situation that 1t may be understood fully. New Britain should be represented. The city is proud of Ehe men whose homes are here who fought in the great war. The city
 win appreciate the action of the men who join this company now. when the very thought of war is abhor-
 rent-when the formation and train ing of such body as the National
 Guard is the best insurance we may have against war.
 The eleven men who have already
 come forward are to be congratulated and the city is glad that it is their home. There will be appreciation of
 the action of the others who enlist. It should be the duty of every man and woman to interest themselves in, the successful formation of this com #pany.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
FOR Ex.sERvT6E srtgN.

Attention is called to the statement of Major ". F, Lent, district man ager Of the United States veteran bu- reau, published on page 5 of The Herald yesterday, that world war vet erans who have a vocational bandi- cap traceable to their military or naval service who desire vocational training. and who have not applied for 1t, must do so before December 16 of this year. This matter Is eme phasized because of the proven value of vocational training to 4 men who served and who find that, 5hecause Of that service, they are handicapped In doing work now. The disability may be slight, but. nevertheless. one that becomes great when the man applies himself to some task which formerly was easy for him. The vocational training covers many fields and should be investigated by any former service man who feels that he Is entitled to 1t.
 Some 22,5OO veterans had complet- cd their training last October, It is reported that these men have over come their handioaps and 2are now, satisfactorily employed in .gaintul occupations. The ex-service man who fails to take advantage of this chance is doing himself a grave wrong. He is not seeking charity by any means He is merely going after that which is his by right. If any man does not understand the method of obtaining this help he mayfapply to the Amer ican Red Cross or one of the ex-serv- ice men'sa organizations such as the American Legion and information will be given him. And he must remem- ber to do this immediately as Rll must be in the hands Of the government before December 1s of this year.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
TEACHING HY THE MOVIES

When one Is trying to explain the operation of any simple machine. or trying to make emphatic some act which is being described. 1t a almost instinotIve to use gestures or to place objects before the eye in order to make the matter clearer to the brain. The use iof pencil and paper is fre- quent In other words it has been shown that the brain Is assisted greatly ythe eye. as object lessons" make q greater impression upon chill dren than does a plain statement of fact
 It Is on this principle that movie maps" are so clear. When there is shown on the screen the map of a certain country, and information is sought to be given as to the progress of il movement over that country the different parts of the map are cov- cred with black gradually. When the showing fs over there Is stamped upon the mind an impression which is vivid because of what has been seen as well as what has been read in the printed information given. {.
 Tn France they arc to teach farm ing by the aid of moving picturea Pictures are to be shown Trench peasants by the government showing the application of scientific methods to farming. An annual appropriation of 800, 900 francs has been made for this purpose. .
 Itmay be confidently predicted that motion pictures as aids to teaching will be in general use before many years, and the results will justify the | experiment.. They will furnish. the | perfected object lessons" that are used daily by, everyone in some de- gree. Tine opportunities are almost unlimited. N'.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
MORE PRoGREss.

When news items appear such as that giving the information that out of some 5000 school children exam ined in the local dental clinic there were found sO,oOO cavities in the teeth, or about six cavities for every child, one is impressed by the handi- caps that fall upon many children early in life. And from this thought comes gratifeation that progress is seeing to 1t that these handicaps are being removed as far as possible.
 Together with this knowledge comes increasing knowledge of the importance of maintaining the teeth in good condition in childhood. How many people would allow their chil. iren t6 so about with a broken les without seeing a physician ih order that t might De property set and the chiId's handicap renoyedg Tho in- tense pain Of broken leg sends the parent to the doctor with the child at once Were the pain less severe perhaps negleetful parents would pay little attention even to breken lee. The pain from deeayed tooth Is jess severe, ot cougsr aHd ogtaa it ls allowed te continue. Yet, as far as bodily health in later life $ con eerned, the deeayed teeth may Be tho cause of greater suffering than would 8 les cnca broken and never prop erly aes
 The dental clinic IS only paFllalg successful unless tfs parents noe ~ t that tic cniid's teeth. once cared Fnf asR lspt in gobd condiAidn and Gh hekitif habits taught te mo child. Even though the tlfst teath arc tho ffoubiesosas sHes decay in them bFinza bad efisess to tIae permanent teeth Great RFeFress E being mode M the physical carr of the ohiial ifsid,d Nli pone atlentloii to tlls mehs tal tiiseaFa germA whi1A born ih childhood. rive the nhild wrong
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
ERsKTNE CHILDERs.

One of the most tragic of conceiv- able situations arises when it becomes
 necessary, inRthe opinion of those in whose care is the welfare of a nation, to put to death a man of undoubted sincerity approaching nobleness in order that the peace and welfare of that nation may be preserved. Such was the situation in the case of the execution of, Erskine Childers, the close associate of De Valera. That the victim, inspired without: a ques- ton by love of country. failed to see he was standing for the principles held by the minority of his fellow countrymen, only makes the matter more. pathetic That his death Will be perhaps but one of the others that may come deepens the. tragedy. ,.
 The people of Ireland for the most part want peace and quiet now; some are willing to sacrifice their doubts as to the justice of the arrangement that there prevails in order that the land they love may profit by whatever good there Is in the new arrange ment. It has been shown, no mat ter what individuals may feel, that the Republicans are in the minority and if the will of the majority iss to prevail there must be firm hand in Ireland now. t-.>g<S ,b-' v f.s,t
 All that those who, possessing blood of the Irish in their veins or not. love that land its people-alls that they may do is to express the hope that quiet may come there and the land be governed as the majority Of that loveable people would have it without further she'd ding of blood as Erslsine Childer's blood was shed.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
TIGER GIVES HIS
 THIRD TALK TODAY
Fully 5000 to Hear Chicago Ad- .~> dress at 4p. m.

k Chicago, Nov. 2S.-(By Associated Press. Fresh from a nights rest in the Potter Palmer mansion on Lake Shore Drive, where the roar of Lake Michigan must have tinged his dreams with visions of his cottage by the sea in France, Georges Clemen- ceau was up before dawn today work ing on his third big message to America.
 The aged war premier had confided to members of his party that his Chi cago address scbeduled for o'clock this afternoon in the auditorium was to. be message of peace"
 It was stated that his Chicago ad- dress will be different from that de- livered in New York and Boston, which reused democratic and repub- Iican. senators alike to attack hin, and drew a formal statement from the British embassy at Washington.
 But whether it would be more pa cific nobody but the Tiger could say and he wouldn't say.
 To, his advisers in New York and td thousands of, friends who have wired him urging that he tone down his remarks so that they would not offend, Clemenceau has replied that he did not come to America to be ex- pedient and that he must be left to deliver his message in his own way
 Reads Press Accounts It was noted as his car sped west yesterday, however, that he spent al most all of the day alone in his com partment reading newspaper editor ials and apparently deeply dn thought. Whether he concluded that his ad- visers were right he did not disclose.
 He refused again this morning to comment on the hot debate that was waged over him yesterday in the sen- ate, declaring that he felt,h had fully l answered in Boston the, charges of militarism and, imperialism and i'm proper use of black troops~hurled I againts him by sen7trrs Hitchcock,
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
THE us. AT LAUSANNE.

I IT the United States had any right |fto state its position at Lausanne, the |lflme was proper for Richard Wash Fburn Child chief American spokes- -man there. to state that position. But , the question conies how can the United States ''inaists upon the open
 door policy in Turkey or anywhere
 else or upon anything at all in
 Europe2 without being tinged in
 the slightest with lack of patriot
 ism 1t may be asked whether the United States, having refused to par { ticipate officially in enforcing any of the agreements that may come out Of the conference, has any right to say what those agreements shall be? It Is well that the position of the United States Is made known, if it was not already known. But consid- lering the absolute unwillingness of the United States to aid in the en- forcement Of It's "demands, should not the ''insistence" have been couched in somewhat different terms?
 The United States will continue to occupy this peculiar position just as long as the people of the United
 States refuse to allow a more gener- oua association with other nations of the world n assuming burdens. or at least taking some risk. TO insist without belng willing to give an Insisting push 6 a strange attitude to take. The moral influence Of this country is snch that my insistence by us has great weight but we must Dc careful about insisting upon open doors anywhere. right and just and ia accordance with our long-estab- iished foreign policy as they may De, untii we are ready to take off our coat and 50 tc work to back Up such insistence.
 As an example of the prestige of the United States at Lausanne, even represented as we are merely by an eobaeryer,s comes news that Englanal after hesitatfng has come out alsp Tor the open door. she will not hold binding the agreement which gave her the Mosnl oil felds. if such agreement ever has been binding EnHlaud wants IFfahrs to agree to this policy. Rhioh It first was held Co be aneoulaginE to nc Turk, and 4erance E in ssfange position now, opposing something which tho Turk wants when. not long ago the public senilmspt vas with him
 q France iains rnrlana under the lesaefahlp a ehe United States la our slensana ior Eise open door aad eeiiai tlAalas facgIialsss the United statea 4iil bs 1n sooa positian hs regards ilae rahiAsla oil lnseressa TyiE 3fit ttere were olesef nabral iluiliA leli fsz=sn Itis spuntFy and France aaa EHElana Bond between Al 4he nA- iieA ahe ilsas aud wasfafe of the nsEacuEad nainofHies nf the WnFld
 anle he mars aEely snasaea And DEB Feaf Fond Hhlct Nffi8siisliIl taHs HEnef5Eihs Hs wei sa tansible
 fah i9 Hlifh vii maisa var ns
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

last night and asked permission to hang the President, King Oscar and Queen Victoria,
 Several local doctors, whom the state health officer has rebuked for failure to file birth certificates, are making an effort to have a complete list of delinquent physicians pub lished.
 Burglars proving around the prop critics of Town Clerk William Bulke- ley of Berlin were scared off before anything was taken.
 H. L. Mills the local hardware merchant, is distributing, gratis, ele- gant maps of the Klondike gold fields.
 Announcement has been made that George Spear will handle the Hubin- ger horses in '9Ss+
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

lIorah and others and that he didn't want any more controversy with them-
 The Tiger planned to spend most if not all of today ih =aeeluaiop, leaving the Potter Palmer mouse only to so to the auditorium for his address.
 Today'a addFeas probably win reach more listeners than Ciemenceau has spoken to since he arrived, Besides the 5000 or more persons who will squeeze thelT way into the auditorium loud speaking devices will carry his words to a crowd outside.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
RAnIuM ctIEApLn ,o-

Denver, Nov. 2g.-RAa,kI, dropped t5o,oOO gram In a-' the Standard Chemical Co. hay forced to close it's properties ,, E adox Valley, throwing 2bO me, work. ,piscoyeFg or vast dsn..' i pitchablend lh the Belgian roa oa said to he.sresponslble for tt crease In price Of radium y'W { said to sell for E7O,UoU a rsrs' compared with $12O,0OO A rr,a merly.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

unlikely aa Ambassador Harvey sees it today, will come eventually. With the coming of such association the proper stand of Richard Washburn Child, for the United States, would not demand physical foree to make his "lnsisteRee" eaeetiye
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
FLOODED WITH BOOZE
New York and New Jersey Inundated By Liquor From Abroad. Is Claim

New York and New Jersey Inundated
 By Liquor From Abroad. is Claim
 New York, Nov. 28.-New York and New Jersey cities are being flooded with liquor from the Bahamas, Scot land and Englandj 1t was asserted by Frank J. Hale, prohibition enforce ment official who has just completed an extensive investigation. He de- clared that a large steamship had cleared from Scotland last week with 24,000 cases of whiskey abroad, bound for the "whiskey armada cam- patgn ground" four miles off the American coast.
 Hale charged that more than 100 vessels are engaged in transporting contraband liquorg to this country. Millions of dollars change hands each week he said in bootleg deals.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
EGGS FOR LONG LIFE
This Is Clemenceau's1 Secret of Pro
 Ionged Vitality and Strength

This is Clemenceau'st Secret of Pro-
 longed Vitality ana Strength
 Chicago, Nov 2S.-Georges Clem- enceau's secret of longevity with re- tention of vitality and endurance that would tax the energies of man half his S1 years is eggs.
 He ordered eight of them soft boiled for his supper last night and ate them. Before retiring for the night he asked for five more soft boiled eggs for breakfast at 5SO this morn ing! T am so very. tired" he said, but I have to keep st6 my schedule to bed at and up at 5. I go to bed and get up with the chickens. This is why eggs form my principal diet" !"
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
E Kedrs Ago 7oday. tffakea ron Herald q that date,

lFIfl v Latham has resigned hisH BeslsiSa as soto baritone at st, Agnes chigch, New York cite. and has been named 9f Similar place at Trinity eAAps
 dFsnt called on ehlef lphnaon
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Fable: Once there was a garage mechanic who had too much sense to use pliers on a nut.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Walking Is cheaper Of course. but it's worth the difference to be in the taxicab instead Of under 1t.
 Well, weather Is about the only thing you can talk about without running foul of some listeners pfeju. #dices.
 Two families can't live In peace in one house not 5ecRuae the families are too iarse but because people are too small
 This ago will DO remembered by the attitudes Feaohed by flyers and the platitudes spoken by Statesmen.
 Correet this senfeneal The plates were not hot. sir said the waiter, land thls tip V too largo"
 Merely fiisalng the guilty won't dis- eeHraEe crime; Inc important thing iz 10 fiisd them guilty, w $H8Nl sSs-s=- eiHs gg@l8#
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

The new Government in Italy has one political advantage. Black shirts don't show dirt. <r
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

A republic Is a place where every
 few years give citizens a new set of 'Fulers to cuss.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Ebs aaIy pFnAtAbss aassTtisIhs Tasd'5ua lA tAs CiEe. Circulation boslF Isud ptsso Esafn MiaayH open ta advertisers.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
SssmSor Audit Tsursuu Of arculatlan

Sue 4. R. Q. is . natiOnsl organization which fnrnishsa newspapers and AaFer. hearn with q strictly ho1est atAlyels or circulation. Our etrnulauon Atatihties arc bakad upon this apdit. Thfs !nsnFes pre- teetioR against erauA in aawspaper dls- trthution figures Co 10th astional ana 10 eai advertisers
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
4Wv Facts 0nldEoncies
 tBx ROBERT CULLEN.

3 A cultured man is one who has a lot of information that isn't worth anything to him.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

V He isn't wholly satisfactory as a husband unless he gives her frequent opportunity to feel abused.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Asmal makes much more satis-
 factory guest. He never looks about the ceiling for cobwebs.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
sTama.r nF rf.bo As.orIated Pgasa

HAeMaFr oz The AFeottHNs1 EE1HN ... \. She ARuaiafsd Press Is exclusively entitled e tho uss for republication of ell lsWs trA6ttod Ia it or not otherwise credited th EssiS rapSr ana aiBO local HFNs pub- liahen herein.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

nusinea1 ufHye ..s,.,'..'.'s...'''''' ss " Editorial aeJns .'...,,''''''''''s''''~ ~Hs'
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

When Renal points a gun, the Allies must choose between sticking together and sticking 'em. up.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
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New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

heatal twist when that child reaeheS maturity,
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
FALHPHoHR CALIBl

tsFt6 et tbs Post ofaDr at New STtFAln
 Na sscOH6 ClAhs MRii Matter,
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

The man who said variety is the
 spice of life never had to change tires three times in one day. .,. ., ,s
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

It int So very difficult to get into a union suit if you have some talcum powder and 8, shoe horn.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Still, the gnashing ofs teeth here
 after won't be any novelty for the great American gum -chewer. r"H: ''"7
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
New Britain Herald

RAlltAlsp FEmIARHINa poAEpANE SIHtund Daily, Sunday nseeptsd)'
 a Herald niaa,. q ohsFrh Street,
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

N Some of the big guns were silenced on that November II, but others at once began to work on their memoirs.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

C0niniis
 AasingtOn
 
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 Held--1 
 Until Nf |e Eorthingtt
 90 organiz aaIinaIs of Bel VI ahniyersar
 6 at the alAHFch. l planned b lhls one Q llaas ii the 1 l Nll take tht lAn followed
 dsailng vi 'ltlsclety and d aaFs viii be ipeopie and
 ono Of gr hpnlty The "a feptIoa a is open to a sill be w K society ha ' turing its e, ihs present. lag cornpost laa c cRickey Ad Rev. g. gcelshration snlafged to Fhs have at l5iI t
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Even regret has it's compensations.
 The greater your remorse next morn-. ing, the better rice water tastes.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28
vJnaT5aTPrtoJ HaTFHi

sa.Ss Thfss HasEhA
 sse . zoHth.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-28

Tn the old days. greatness was a matter of being in the front rank; now 1t is a matter of being on the front page. \. @ 7