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inainte de surparc.
Capacitatca normala teatru-
lui a fost de, 1900 locuri, dar un
viscol de zapada a retinut pc
multi acasa. In vreme normala,
teatrul era dc regula ticsit la ora
'cand s'a intamplat nenorocirea.
Iata cum istoriseste deputatul
in congress John II. Smithwick
din Pensacola, Fla. Ell a fost in
balconul tcatrului cand s'a in
tamplat nenorocirea, si scapat
Gu mici rane, nici Ell nu site
intre ce imprejurari:
Orchestra cantat O melodie
admirable 81 Sc proiecta un film
comic. Deodata s'a auzit un Ego
mot teribil. Eu am privit in sus
81 am vazut O crSpatura mare
dealungul tavanului. Era tocmal
deasupra capului meu. Am inte.
les imediat ce era sa sc intample
Tencuiala incepea sd cada in bu
cati mici 81 mari asupra multi
mel. Cand am privit in sus era sd
Sc desprinda, tocmai asupra mea
20 bucata uriasa de tencuiala. Ell
m am aplecat imediat in jos, sui
scaun. In acel moment tencuials
a cazut pc scaunul meu. Puteres
caderii . fost micsorata de scaun
dar Gu toate aceste, m q apasa
multi, asa c'abia am reusit sa M
ridic. Galagia 81 sgomotul era te
ribil. Aceasta nu Sc poate descrie
Ldar nu vol uita cat vol trai.
| In mijlocul racnetelor era
linvalmaseala grozava de barbat1
lfemei copii. Toti strigau, despe
rati, dupa ajutor Oar mai teri
bile erau gemetele celor muir
bunzi. 81 acum vad inaintea ochi
llor mei' pc acei nenorociti plan
gand 81 gcmand 81 strigand.
In balloon erau numai putin
! ce era mai mare noroc. Balconu
q inceput sd Sc desprinda sub pc
vara acoperisului, d 50 cada asu
Epra celor din jos. Acestia au fos
in starea cea mai teribila. No
eel din balloon, cram mai moro
fcosi. M cred 81 III trecut ms
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Groaznic3 catastrof3 in
Washington
lo7 MORTl in PRABUSIREA UNUI
TEATRU
I, INTRE Carl IA in MOD
FOARTE CRAV
ACOPERISu TEATRULUI KNICKER.
BECKER S'A SURPAT
INTRE CEIsMORTI STUNT II BARBATI
Gu SOTIILE LOR

WASHINGTON, % lan-Regisrele ofciale ale poitie
nsenat 12 mort ocaziuea caastrofei della teatru Knc
kerbocker Elimnarea numelor duble scazut nua1u
tior la 1O7.
Poa este de paerea toate cadavrele fos de
sub rune cauza surpare acopersulu tearuui asupra
nu auditou copus din 400 persoane Lsta ranlor
numara persoane din Ia in mod foare Mute
din cazurle rantor sunt de natura vicmee daca
ramanea III viata Vof rananea oogi pentru totdeama
Tearul Knickerbocke nul din cele mai nou 81 mai mari
cnematograe din captaa fost clasficat nre cee mai ee
gante recta audenta din partea rezdentaa
orasuu din vecnaatea de northwest Sosele Connecticut
Acopersu sub poyara mai multor tone de zapada, sa
surpat deoda in mod suprnzato din oata audienta abba
persoana fost care putut cs la mp afara din tcatru
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multi de 20 secundc dc la primul
sgomot ca balconul a 81 inccpul
sd Sc desprinda 81 sd cada. Nu a
cazut insa in directie dreapta, ci
piezis, poate din cauza tencuielei
,cazute.
Nu-mi dau scama cum am csit
afara dc sub tencuiala. Eu cred
ca povara &C ma apasa era de 0
greutate dc eel putin 500 funti.
Cred ca mi-am facut esire Gu
umerii mel, 81 deodata man va
.zut afara, pc strada 18.
NJ departe de mine sedea un
copil frumos care ridea Gu haz de
partile comice ale piesei. Nu stiu
ce s'a intamplat GU Ell, traieste
ori ba, dar nu vol uita nicicand
.fata lui draguta 81 ochii lui vioi
carl erau tintiti asupra panel.
AS fl foartc fericit de l'aS vedea
in viata.
Il intercsant, ca in momentul
cand am fost acoperit Gu tencu.
iala, mintea mea era la loc, imi
stu da socoteala de fiecarc gand
ce Fam avut 81 judccata mea era
clara. Stiam ca sunt rant dar nu
simtiam locul Cd unde. Simtiam
ca mia sosit sfarsitul vietei. Imi
parea ca trccut un an dccand
ieram sub povara ce ma apasa.
Cand am vazut langa mine un
cadavru, tot acoperit Gu sange,
mi-am pierdut judecata 81 nu a.
veam decat instinctul de a scapa
cp viata. In fine m am simtit Ia
strada. Atunci am observat ca
sangele-mi curge din gura. Uni
cul meu gand era s'ajung acasa
sd NOR numai dupa ce mi-oi vedea
fsotia 81 copila mea."
i Deputatul, care nu locuieste
departe de teatrp, s'a tirit pSna
!acasa. Imediat fost chemat
medicul care la, asigurat Cd va
scapa caci ranele lui nu sunt
foarte periculoase.
4 sAs
Washington, % Ianuarie.
Ca congresul va ordona inves'
tiratie Ori ha. AnpaSta d0ninde IL
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zapada in San
Francisco

SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, 30
Ian.- --1dcia despre o climas tempe
rata in California s'a spulberat.
All s'a rccordat o temperature
joasa care a ajuns la inghet 81 min
scare care a tinut doua ore. Sc
prezice ca frigul sc va mentine.
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tia sa. Ell facea parte din suita
imediata generalului Pershing.
H. Conroy Vance, fer
mier foarte bogat, dimpreuna Gu
sofia sa. Doamna Virginia Far
raud, sora lui DR.. Julio Bianchi,
ministrul Guatemala in Statele
Unite. Edward H. Saughnessny,
al doilea secrctar general la de-
partamentul postelor, a murit i'll
spital dupa chinuri de mai multc
ore. Presedintele Harding tri-
mis- medicul sau la spital ca sd I
scape, dar inzadar.
Surparca acestui teatru ma
fost unica in istoria teatrelor.
Iata cateva catastrofe mai renu-
mite 81 numarul mortilor:
Teatrul Banquet, din Oporto,
anul 1888 a avut 200 victime.
Teatrul Bolobne din Russia,
anul 1911 avut l20 victime.
Teatrul Carsruhe din Petrograd
anul 1847 a avut 200 victime.
Teatrul Conways din Brooklyn,
anul 1876 avut 295 victime.
Teatrul Exeter din Anglia,
anul 1887 avut 200 victime.
Teatrul Flores din Mexico, anul
1909 . avut 25O victime.
Teatrul Iroqois din Chicago,
snul 1903 avut SIS victime.
Teatrul Italian Hall din Calu-
met, Mich. anul 1913 avut 72
victime.
TeatSul Lehman's din Petro-
grad anul 1886 a ayut TOO vic
.
time.
Teatrul Opera Comique din Pa
ris, anul 1887 avut IS victime.
Teatrul Rhodes, din Boyertown
Pa. anul 1908 q avut ITO victime.
Teatrul Ring, din Viena anul
1881 . avut $40 victime.
Teatrul, Valence din Franta,
anul 1919 q avut so yictime.
Teatrul Villsreal, din Spania,
anui 1912 avat 50 victime.
Teatrul Canensburg, din ri
'snnl 1911 : avut etinne. /.
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MURA'IORE
BOLNAV

NEW YORK, 80 Ian.--Lucien
Muratore, tenorul della Opera din
Chicago, pc care Mary Garden la
prot,lamat succesorul lui Caruso,
Sc afla greu bolnav de apendicita,
in apartamentul sau della Ritz
Carlton.
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Nevoia de asociatie
ScrisoriIe d-lui Nico0e Iorgt
cdtre Romdnii din America

IN haosul vie publce smm asz mai multi decat
pc vremurle ticne de nantec de multi nj pseste pi
l tul de asociate
Nu vorbesc de acel spirit care face pc Ronu nar saul
batran din Vechiu Regat sau vail din province apte sal
alerge la clubu polite mai chabur penru vedea pus n|
pane ori pentru fagadui ca ceva neaparat
aunc cand pardul ajunge la putere Ci ineeg toca
sprtul acea de unire ceaenor in gupe de profesun
creinte tendin morale in calea incercaro
de daunatoare de face Ca tara neaga sa robeasca
civa oaen carl sut sd faca banda in jur or 81 sol
tie prin exploatarea Statului.
De ur impreuru nosu SAINT intovarasir Char
la vecin din Balcan Carl forma noua
din pus sau prabusit din vechea vaa cresna obi
ceur de bresle au putt desvota in mpue moderne
81 folosesc asa de multi vietn pubice
La noi fncercarle care Sc fac au nc soditate nic
dainuire Lei colo vez cate fm disparea dupa
catava recere de La soenita rasar frumoase
gur pc lie mai vez alt prie Cutare ori cutare
foare mandru ca presedne cepresednte secrear CHAR
mebru in comtet Ia cuare socetate de ma auzt nj
men, fndca ma facut mimic 81 ell olosee de acest ttu
pentu aege sa mearga din politician in politician sa
ofere foee populare grupate IN urul u Sc mai ntampa
prea adesea ace carl in untea socetator
in socoee lor afacerea ajungand la parchet
respectiv find pur 81 smplu dat draculu dupa obiceiu
national 81, impreuna dansii, socetatea lnsasi.
81 greu iii vine cand la anume ocazi poti spune
stranuui VENT pentru cercetare in pare poae duce
sa gaseasca pc oameni srans mpreuna pentu ucru TO-
ositoars catgore din fac parte 81 prn aceasta terri
insesi!
Pana 81 in Ardea in Bucovna, nci comparable poate
intre Romanii terenul societaor 81 poae
vedea la toate ,natiile conlocuitoare
La d-voastra altceya. Att VENT intro tara unde de
doua yeacur socetate nfloresc Vati gasit puni in mil
locu unu de oameni carl vorbesc alta mba carl
ate obeiur Tara dvoara de departe incat
ca sar confundat tot in vare mar nesfarsite
81 va strans impreuna in socetai snt MARI 81 FO
LOsITOARE REALITATII. stu prn darurile vim de
acolo stu prn frumoasele fol susne stiu pn car
tile care Ii Sc adauga
Gel mai multi va ntoarceti acasa ST. aunci lega-
tura va tnea rupe mpreurare sunt tou altee
aunge ecare arasi bietu Roman razet de care orcne
poate s ba joc nuai sa alba dram de putere in ma
nile lui.
Acese rinduri sunt scrse insa a va ndemne sa NO
faceti
Att fos intro tara de cetaten sprijinta pc asociat Ii
bere foa prin unirea dvoastra devent acasa fora
noua prin alta novarasre loca PROFESSIONAL culturaa
sa crea 81 aici nj tebue mai multi astasi ce raven
PR1N AsocIATuLE L1BERE, o TARA DE cETATEN1
n IORGA
COT IN A yT1T7
The Washington times., 1922-03-20
Half q Million NOBODLES---

tute group of half a million UNFIT FOR SELF GOV
ERNMENTf ..-.'.........
Why do the people tolerate it7 Government in which
the people have share is tyranny, no matter how
pleasant you give it.
Laws in which the people have say are not laws
they COMMANDS.
And half million Americans should be too proud to
accept the commands of any body of men, ranscen
dental Senators and Representatives of the most super
man type. ,...
The fact that the Capital of this nation is inhabited by
men without VOTE that do not control themselves
men that have little to say about the nation so many
idiots in the asylum, is Disgrace first of ALL to Con
gress which has the power; disgrace secondly to the
inhabitants of Washington, and disgrace to the United
States.
If self government is wrong, it should exist nowhere
And if it is'rght, 1T SHOULD EXIST EVERYWHERE,
including Washington.
The Washington times., 1922-03-20

(The following editorial appears today in Hearst
papers all over America, read by than 100000
people)
THE man that has share in his government is
l body. The that has no share in his govern
ment is, so far as his nation and his government CO.
NOBODY.
Why do the Congressional authorities insist on main
tanning in Washington, city of nearly half Million
political NOBODIES'
And must half million men and women consent to re-
main NOBODIES all their Gvesf
Does not the United States believe that SELF govern
ment is right it is right why is it not right in Wash
ngtoni Is it not Disgrace that the officials represent
ing hundred million Of people that govern themselves
should take the stand that those living in the Capital as
intelligent at least their brothers and sisters cons
The Washington times., 1922-03-20

of the world. And the who signed it still
in power when the tempests of bitterer again be-
gan to blow across Europe.
At the end of the Napoleonic struggles the rulers
and the peoples acclaimed the birth of permanent peace
and the death of war; And within less than four years
the vanquished French soldiery were again the
march to invade Spain and the British Prime Minister
thanking God that "things have got back to
where they always were with everyone for himself
and the devil take the hindmost."
Senators, there are still aged men alive who were
alive when the Holy Alliance with its promises of
disarmament and permanent peace, evolved by the
victorious empires of the. nineteenth century; that
what Mr. Wilson would have had us believe, and what
Mr.. Hughes would have believe, is that within
the space of human life rulers and politicians and
imperialisms and militarisms have sloughed off their
ambitions and practices and all become righteous peace
The Washington times., 1922-03-20

change the color of his skn does dyeng the leop
ards spots alter his nature.
The mperalistc and militarstic empires are not
cured of intriguing and war making. They simply
getting back their spent breath and healing their deep
wounds Then they will begin again the practices by
which they have built their edifces Of power and do
minon and enforced tribute.
This talk of repentance is nothing After every
one of their great and bloody the imperialisms
and mtarsms have made precisely similar declara-
ons of future peaceableness, of adherence of
war and of determination to substitute justice and good
will for greed and conquest
When they had apparently conquered the world,
the Romans proclaimed universal and everlasting
peace. But the Pax Romano was but breathing
spell amid nnumerable wars that had been fought
and were to
The Peace of Utrecht hailed in stately prose
and rapturous the final and permanent peace
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
Mrs. VIM. Winde has been on the

Mrs. VIM. Winde has been on the
sick list for the past week.
Mrs. Earl Cooper from east of town
was in Kismet Saturday doing some
shopping.
Bertha Kiddoo, who teaches in the
Lindsay district, spent the week end
with home folks in Kismet. s.
! Bertha Kiddoo was in town Tues.
day evening of last week to attend
the Legion meet.
Mr.. and Mrs: A. G. Jones were
calling at the ]. v. Brown home Sun
day afternoon.
Mrs. Lenora Evans, operator at
Liberal, was in Kismet Sunday. Miss
Nell Novinger returned to Liberal
with her in the evening.
Mrs. Velma Revel and daughter
Doris is visiting with relatives and
friends in Kismet the latter part of
last week.
Mrs. Ray Rinehart, Mrs. Edgar
Thompson, Mrs. Howe and Mrs. M.
C. Hicks were visiting at the grade
school Friday afternoon.
Mrs. Roy Smith is boarding and
rooming at the Carl Aker home while
her husband is working at the H. D.
Massoni farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Searles of
Hutchinson were in Kismet Monday
visiting Mrs. E. A. Myers and chill
dren. Eden Searles and wife return
ed with them to their home in Hutch
inson Tuesday.
Miss Alta Houston went to Liber-
al Saturday noon, and back through
on No. 2 to Plains for visit with her
sister, Ona of Plains, teacher in the
primary department.
Phone your want ads to Mrs. A.
c. Jones, phone No. 5.
]. C. Benson made business trip
to Liberal Monday afternoon.
Geo. Beale and family were Wis
iting at the S, X. Slaven home SUM-
day.
Harry Lepper and family were
visiting at the home of Jimmy Powell
Sunday.
J. W. McVey and son Guy, were in
Meade Saturday looking after bust
ness interests.
Osa Akers is suffering from blood
poisoning, the result of bruised
wart on her hand.
Will Blake who has been working
for L. E. Warden on the farm, has
quit and is now working on the rail-
road at Plains.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
RED CROSS JOINS IN
MOSQUITO CAMPAIGN
Two Texas Communities Are Rid Of
Malaria After Years Work.

Two communities In the Southwest
ern Division infected with malaria
have been rid of. this pest In the
last two years by the work Of the
American Red Cross, according to
statements made by citizens Of these
communities. One Of these sections
is around Calvert and Hearne, Tex.
where the Robertson County Chapter
of the American Red Cross and the
local health authorities worked hand
finland to, rid the district Of the
malarla-spreading mosquito.
According to the official report of
the work done In this district. the lni-
tial step In the campaign was the
draining Of all pools, ponds and depres-
sions retaining stagnant water. This
was done the first year. 1t required
the opening Of original bitches and
other semi-engineering feats.. Water
impossible to drain was treated with
crude oil at intervals during the sum-
mer Of 1921 and bodies Of water so
located as to be too expensive for
draining or oiling we're stocked with
Gambusla Mlnnows, local product
found In prolific quantities In that
section, which is a deadly enemy of
the mosquito larvae.
Inspectors were employed and perl
odically Visits were made in a house
toulouse inspection. These inspectors
looked particularly to rain water, ac-
cJmulatiOns In open cans and other
vessels, cutters, ETC., and an oiler ac-
companied the inspectors, oiling all
these waters. Particular attention
was paid to old wells, cisterns and watts
of various kinds. The results have
been most gratifying, 1t is reported,
and the mosquitoes are almost COM
pletely eradlcated from the locality.
A similar campaign In Cherokee
County, Tex, had similar result.
During the early fall of 1921 mala-
rial survey Of the county was made by
the American Red Cross Chapter A
report was compiled and charts made
showing the exact percentage of
malarial infection in each school dis
trict. These findings were taken as
basis for the work, which has been ex-
tensive since It's beginning Two sani-
tary engineers, physician and two
public health nurses are In charge of
the work of malaria control, under the
general direction Of ]. A. LePrince of.
the U. s. Public Health Service and
Bureau Of Child Hygiene Of the Texas
State Board of Health and the Chero-
kee Chapter Of the American Red
Cross.
The campaign is too new as yet to
report complete success, but crafty
Ing results have been obtained and the
malarial infection In that district lie
very much decreased over the con-
ditfons of the year previous.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
KiS1,set Klibpings

Miss Bertha Denton, who is attend
ing school in Liberal, was home for
the week end.
Mrs. Clint Rector and children of
Liberal are visiting at the home of
Beler Burr this week.
Mildred Powers was visiting with
Freda and Francis Froman Sunday.
An immigrant train consisting of
two engines and five coaches, be-
sides goodly number of freight cars,
passed through Kismet Sunday morn
ing, carrying Mennonites from the
north to Old Mexico. There have
been number of these trains passed
through within the last few months.
So there must be quite colony Of
these people in Mexico by this time.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. C. Benson, F. A.
Prater, H. d. Massoni from Kismet |;
Beler Burr and son, Morgan Bros,
Charley Smidt and Charley Shore,
from the country, were among the
crowd that gathered at the court
house in Liberal Monday evening to
hear the Hon. Sam Amidon speak
on the issues of the state political
campaign.
Ted Patterson and family, Miss
Emily Fiske and Carl Wetstein of
near Liberal were attending preach
ing services at the U. B. church Sun
day evening, October 22nd.
The barn on the j. C. Lindsay farm
northwest of town, burned last Fri
day. Origin of fire unknown
Phone your news items to Mrs. A.
C. Jones, phone No. s.
Mrs. Nellie Burr and son Paul
drove to Plains Thursday night to
see the picture show.
Lucille Mooney was on the sick
list part of last week, after slight
attack of appendicitis, but is able to
be in school again.
\ Little Fannie Green, daughter of
D. R. Green, fell, while running 'and
playing Thursday of last week and
dislocated her elbow. She was taken
to Plains to the doctor, and is much
better at the present writing.
]. B. Miller was one among the
Liberal people who took in the Le-
gion meet in Kismet Tuesday eve
ming of last week.
Mrs. ]. C. Benson and Mrs. H. S.
Mooney drove to Liberal Wednesday
afternoon to see Mrs. L. E. Huddles-
ton.
G. L. Light and family of Liberal,
were visiting at the home of his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Light, Sun
day. Velma Revel and daughter, re-
turned to Liberal with them in the
afternoon.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
ROTARY

Tuesday evenings luncheon was
served at $50 instead of noon and
was one of the most enjoyable of the
many special occasions. Each member
invited two guests, farmer friends,
and nearly fifty accepted the invita-
tions and attended. The Liberal or
chestra furnished fine music, Mrs.
Darst sang in her usual pleasing man.
ner to Margaret Stoufer's accompan-
iment, Mrs. Day gave one of her in
imitable readings and Clifford Leete
played for the Rotarian's song. The
eats were delicious.
DR.. Ben Day, as chairman of the
program committee, presided Jack
Evans gave an account of the origin
and objects Of Rotary, welcomed the
guests and voiced the appreciation OF
the club at the manner in which the
invitations had been received and ac-
copied.
JUN DOlSo was OiiCii NdAiSu "PNH ~
preside. After short talk he asked
for the experiences of other farmers,
wanted Abe Stoufer to explain why
stamps were no cheaper now, got Bill
Feather to tell new Ford story on
Joe Trindle, asked Paul Light to tell
what the Boys Work Committee is
doing and endeavoring to do for the
boys of Liberal Every little while
Earl Rodgers had been saying, "Now,
let's sing number so-and-so" and ev-
erything would have to stop until ne
and Clifford Leete had got through
that sang.
If the guests enjoyed the dinner
as much as the members of the club,
and they expressed their pleasure in
ample terms, the Rotary club will
feel that it was the success it was
hoped for.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02

Sheriff.
Superintendent of Public lnstruc-
ton.
Clerk of the District Court.
Commissioner First District.
Trustee Liberal township.
Treasurer Liberal township.
Clerk Liberal township.
Justice of the Peace, Liberal town.
ship (two).
Constable Liberal township (two).
Trustee Seward township.
Treasurer Seward township.
Clerk Seward township.
Justice of the Peace Seward town.
ship (two).
Constable Seward township (two).
Trustee Fargo township.
Treasurer Fargo township.
Clerk Fargo township.
Justice of the Peace, Fargo town
ship (two).
Constable Fargo township (two).
Justice of the Peace, Liberal City
(two).
Constable Liberal City, (two(.
The election will be held at the us
ual place of voting in the several pre-
cincts. Polls open at 8 o'clock A. M
and closed at 6 o'clock, P. M.
And votes of electors for said Off
GERS will be received at the polls of
each election district in said county.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF,
have hereunto set my hand, at my
office at Liberal, in said county, this
9th day of October, A. d. 1922.
MYRTLE E. MELVIN,
(Seal) County Clerk.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
ELECTION PROCLAMATION

ELECTION PROCLAMATION
State of Kansas, Seward County, IS
The State of Kansas, to all to whom
these Presents shall come, Greet
ing:
KNOW YE, That 1, the undersigned
County Clerk of Seward County
Kansas, by virtue of the authority in
me vested, do, by this Proclamation
give public notice THAT ON THE
TUESDAY SUCCEEDING THE
FIRST MONDAY IN NOVEMBER,
A. D. 1922, THERE WILL BE HELD
A GENERAL ELECTION, and the
officers at that time to be chosen arc
as follows, to-wit:
Congressman, Seventh District.
Justice Supreme Court, Position No. 1
Justice Supreme Court, Position No. 2
Governor.
Lieutenant Governor.
Secretary of State.
Auditor of State.
Treasurer of State.
Attorney General.
Superintendent of Public Instruc-
ton.
Superintendent of Insurance.
State Printer.
Judge 32nd District.
State Representative, l21st District
County Clerk.
County Treasurer.
Register of Deeds.
County Attorney. p
Probate Judge.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-02
GETTING OUT A PAPER

Getting out a paper is no picnic.
If we print jokes, folks say we are
silly.
If we don't they say We are too
serious.
If we publish original matter they
say we lack variety.
If we publish things from other
papers, we are too lazy to write.
If we stay on the job we ought to
be out rustling news.
If we are rustling news we are
not attending to business in our own
department.
If we don't print contributions, we
don't show proper appreciation.
If we do print them the paper is
filled with junk.
Like as not some fellow will say
we swiped this from an exchange.
And we did.