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Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-05
Im-PRESS-ions
Foolish Dictionary

Egg-A perfect layette for baby
chick
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-05
The Curiosity Shop

| IHVTV tIV ITO PVIHUS III 'JVtfVIr INV
below sea level
If men ever paint their faces, we
hope thew will at least learn to make a
neat and artistic job of it.
Motor manufacturers place horsepow
er under the hood, but only Goo can
place horse sense under the hat.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-05
EASTSIDE ORCHESTRA

The orchestra which played for the
i, commencement exercises at the East
side school yesterday received many
! compliments. The marvel Of it was the
incredibly short time the members had
for practice on the instruments used
before appearing on public program.
They were trained by Prof. Horace
Williams who is sharing i'll the com
pliments.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-05

When In Jacumba, eat at Shorty Z
cafe. adv,
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-05
SOCIETY-CLUBS-LODGES
IMPRISONMENT


Brockett, Miss Lulu Sue Pope, Miss
Helen Berkman, Miss Merle Elliott,
Miss Mildred Smith, Miss Hilma Sa-
lassi, Miss Fern Newton, Cora Wixom,
all of whom did well.
John R. Bransby delighted the audi
ence with organ selections. Mrs. Theo-
dore Barnes was a favorite on the
program. Miss Ruth Tate played the
Valse Caprice most excellently and
Miss Frances Fuller rendered the Raph-
sodie Hongroise Number IL. Mrs. Lola
Irene Frey played Prelude in G Sharp
Miner, with excellent Interpretation
Miss Emily Marshall gave Raphsodie
Hongroise Number IA. Valse de Con
cert was played by Miss Bessie Weist
The Overture to William Tell was great
ly enjoyed by everybody.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
OLD CLOTHES ARE
| SCARCE IN SACRAMENTO

SACRAMENTO Cal, May 19.--U. !
Pas result of the coming Days
of 40 Celebration" there are no
more old clothes stores in Sacrament
to.
The rush of citizens to wear ancient
garments to match with their red
shirts and boards, has wiped out the
dealers, who are now turning their
attention to ne wwares
This 40 celebration is fine bust
ness" declared Max Markovitz. for
many years II second hand dealer
here.
Maybe. too, | don't get fine bus-
ness to buy it all back. too, after the
celebration Is over. Tho stuff that
have sold during the preparations for
this celebrations | couldn't have sold
in the next 20 years-old hats, old
coats. old shoes, old boots.
Everything which was old was
bought and now | have nothing Soc
ond hand TO sell except n few old hats.
ono of these is q Western Union mes
sengcr cap, and as thoy didn't have
tcleEraphs in those ~ days, I don't
think I can dispose or It, But It's
about the only piece ot goods I'll have
to charge off ms loss"
Markowitg, with hcamhg couutc.
nance, gazed back through his store
ono filled with dusty antiduatct
clothing. for sale cheap, but nov
practically devoid of second hand ar
ticles, and show som cases with shin!
new goods.
A country store at Reddlng recent!
sold out stock of goods it had ha,
= for 20 years--old costumes of tn
mining days. The store was close,
for some years following the death u
= n proprietor, and when it was reop
ened STYLES he'd changed The good
D had been in stock ever since, Whc
v the modern 40 boom came along, Sac
ramentans discovercul tho stock an
iboueht i out within d few DAYS,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

|<GJ

Women may be slaves to fashion
but their burdens are light.
What's in a name? Lieutenant
Doolittle flew 1900 miles in / hours.
In Georgia, even the family trees
produce peaches.
Our objection to II cut-rate barber
shop Is that the rate Is usually about
two cents per minute.
In Boston they found three stills
In one homo, The housing shortage
is something awful.
Comfort Is the modern watchword.
New Jersey hen laid II flat egg. She
expected to set.
The hardest thing about staying in
society is looking bored.
Koo may be Chinas prime min
lister. His first name is not Gu.
If people were. as bad us some peo-
pie think there would be u big short
age of angels.
Doughboys returning from the
Rhine are fat. Travel broadens one
| Society Woman Shoots Husband
Headline. Well that's more hu
name than working him to death
| The seat Of our government is al
ways being sat upon.
College girls are graduated il
June: but brides just start learning
All good men are not dead. Fror
the suits filed, motorists are runnin
lacross some good ones.
Cyclones SO 5S5 yards second
news item. But hasn't the size {
the yard anything to do with it?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
NATIONAL PARKS WILL
HAVE RADIO STATIONS

DENVER, May 80. n. So
Installation of radio stations at scores
of strategic points throughout the ma
tional park system for the dissent
nation of news, market reports and
other information to the thousands
of tourists that visit the parks each
summer, will be urged by Stenhen
n. Mather national director Of Uncle
Sans vast park system
Mathor is making a survey of the
Rocky Mountain National Park,
"Radio communication holds vast
possibilities for the government,
Mather said, and we intend to take
advantage Of it,"
Mather said he had In mind the
opportunity for service to tourists
that radio stations in the park sys-
TENS would afford and indicated that
newspapers would be asked to CO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

Mother was troubled when he came In
With his usual shout and his merry
grin.
For his waist once clean and his shoes
once new
were covered with mud for an inch
or two.
And she said as she looked at his
ruined shirt:
II think that he willfully rolls in dirt"
TheS argued II out in the usual way,
Il couldn't help it, was all he'd say.
"Of course YOU could help It," his
mother said.
you could look where you're running
along, instead
OF seeking the puddles to wallow in.
The way you act is downright SIM"
Then he turned to me and he said:
Say, Dad,
IL you were playing q game and had
a chance to win IL you'd catch fly,
And you knew you could II you'd only
try,
And the kids were yelling, Go get It,
BUD
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
SEVERE TREATMENT FOR DRUNKEN DRIVERS

THERE are times when is moved to protest that
the Spokane police overofficious as for in
stance, when they resusctated that automobile drv-
er who while in the 33d degree of ntoxcatOn drove his
car over the cubng into citizens garden, uprooted
tree In collision, became entanged in the clohesne and
when the officers arrived nearly dead from srangu
lation
There several hundred different varieties of fools
but fortunately most of them are harmless Among the
dangerous and deadly fools must be listed those men who
drive an automobile the streets and highways when in
visible state of intoxication They not only endanger
their own lvesa peril that could be contemplated COM
pacentybut they put in jeopardy the lives of helpless
women and children
In every instance where the guilt is established the a
thorltles should summariy deprive the offender of the
right to drive motor vehicle
There should be intermediate shufflng of white blue
and yellow cards
Men who have no more regard for the public right and
safety than to attempt to drive hghpowered engine of
destruction like the automobile when their faculties are
befuddled by alcohol entitled to no leniency or pa
tience
The law gives the proper authorities full discretion in
dealing with this evil 1t Provides
1T shall be unlawful for anv person holdinc
license issued under the provisions of this act o dve ~
operate any motor vehicle while intoxicated or nder b
Influence OF any narcotic drug or while mentally or phy
scay disabed any person violating the provisions of h
section shall in addition to the other penalties provided b
law, forfeit his license" Spokesman Review.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
SOME ASPECTS OF THE PINCHOT VICTORY

N n ARK SULLIVAN says that the nomination of Pin
IVI chot in Pennsylvania may well cause republicans
who figure on ditching the direct primary to have
asecond thought That is indeed true Mr. Pncho owes
discrimination entirely to the direct primary Under the
convention system he would have had no more chance than
the tabled SNOWFALL in the hot district 1t is because the
direct primary allows free expression by the voters that
It works so well and has become so popular Having
found their power under the operations of the primary
system the people willing to surrender the advantage
they have The old guard forces can find out they wish
to try it?
Another feature of the Pinchot election that interests
this newspaper considerably the fact that Pnchot fa
vorabe to government action in the development of nat
ural resources including water power He is regarded as
unfavorab to the old theory that the people should sit by
indefinitely and wait until private capital is ready to har-
ness our streams Therefore the signal triumph of this
man in the conservative old state of Pennsylvania has
meaning that will not be lost AS an advocate of hydro
electric development in behalf of the public the East Ore
gonan finds JOY in the Pinchot victory The biggest prob
lem the people of the northwest face is that Of utilizing
our vast undevloped water power We will not take our
true place in the until this development comes about
and there are ever many reasons why the federal gov
ernment choud have strong hand in the program This
does not mean that should take any course that will be
unfair to private electric companies but rather that the
government and the electric distributors should work to-
geher to the end that resources be used to the fullest
extent
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

Fire last Friday morning completely
iestriyed the home of George kcarns
at Falls City. A daughter was over
come by smoke and was carried out
unconscious. gf
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

operate with the National Park Ser
vice in broadcasting news Of the out
side world TO tourists in isolated sec
tions of the parks.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
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1lSsssBssSStS
AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER

Published Daily and semi-weekly, at
Pendleton. Oregon. By the
EAST oREGONIAN PUB. co.
Entered at the post office at Pendle-
Ton. Oregon. a. second class mail mat
ter.
ON SALE IN OTHER CITIES.
Imperial Hotel News stand. Portland.
ON FILE AT
chicago Bureau, s0s Security Building.
Warrington. d. c.. Bureau SOL Four
teenth street. New York.
Member Of the Associated Press.
The Associated Press Is exclusively
entitled TO the use for publication of
all news dispatches credited to IL or
not otherwise credited in this paper
and also the local news published
herein.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

Would you be stopped by puddle of
mud?
If you were on third with a chance to
score
And your team was needing just one
run more.
And you started in and the throw was
straight.
With the catcher trying to block the
plate.
But If you could make ii the game
was tied,
Would you think of your shirtwaisi
then, or slide? -
| winked at him and said 'Now
climb
The stairs and wash, for it's dinner
time"
Then | said to his mother: "Well,
after all,
The thing for boy is to get the ball,
And what is the dirt that he wallows
in
So long as he honestly tries to VIM"
Copyright. 1922. by Edgar A. Guest.)
SN
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19
2S YEARS AGO

(From the Daily East Oregonian,
May 10. 1S9iD
An. entertainment will be given
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-19

Monday evening at the LaDow Opera
House by the ladies of the Church OF
the Redccmer which will be worth
seeing.
Alta, the famous trottor belonging
to Matlock Brothers. has been brought
from the Heppner ranch co Pendleton,
with her spring foal.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
DUNNELLON

Mr.. and Mrs. Chandler are very
proud of fine girl born last week.
Attorney H. L. Clark of Jackson
vile was in town last week on bust
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Petteway are
happy over the arrival of a fine baby
boy at their home Tuesday.
We are glad to say that Mrs. F. W.
Johns is able to be up again after a
two weeks illness.
Mr.. o. R. Bean of Orlando was in
town Tuesday and Wednesday, the
guest of his sister, Mrs. Smith.
The Methodist ladies are getting
ready for their Christmas bazaar next
week. We only hope that they will
have as good success as the Baptist
ladies did with theirs about three
weeks ago, as their treasurer reports
S170.68, which was very good.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
LEROY

Leroy, Dec. 13.-Our kiddies had
quite a scare Tuesday morning upon
arriving at school, An old tramp evil
IDENTIFY spent the night before there
and upon hearing noises at the school
house the children ran home. We
hope this will be the last time the
visitor will appear.
W. D. Parker killed a five-foot rat
tlesnake with Is rattles not far from
his home Monday.
Quite crowd of our young people
celebrated the last of the cane grind
ing at Mr.. w. T. Strickland's Tuesday
evening.
Our community was saddened Sun
Gay by news of the death of Mrs. Per,
sons, aunt of Mr.. J. A. Brooks. The
funeral was held Monday morning at
st. Johns cemetery. She was former
~ a resident of this community and
well beloved by all who knew her.
We understand that our little school
is going to combine with the one at
Cotton Plant and have a Christmas
program and tree on Friday, Dec. o.
at 7:30 p. m. Every one is cordially
invited to attend.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
NO mystery" In LIGHTS
How Element of the Supernatural
Has Been Taken Out of Happen
ings in North Carolina.

Application of science and common
sense have lifted out of the supernat-
ural the strange lights" on Brown
mountain which for some years have
agitated residents of Burke and ada
cent counties in North Carolina, it
was announced by the United States
geological survey.
q. Il. Mansfield. geologist, detailed
to study the phenomena at the request
OF Senators Simmons and Overman,
has concluded that the lights are COM
mon every nigh" lights given IN
usual red and yellow tints by air cur
rents. MI Mansfield reached his con
clusionS with aid of a surveyors tele-
scope. Il good watch. topographic
hap. d train register and cold mathe-
MATES. He found the lights 0riGi-
lated in the country miles beyond the
mountain and played their weird game
only at the within Of favorable natural
conditions Automobile. locomotive,
building or street lights and brush
fires pia! ed rhe:r part
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
EIGHT YEARS AGO

Dec, Is, 1914.-Germans and Rus
slams fighting in snowdrifts as high as
a mans head near Warsaw. Germans
making a desperate attempt to cap
ture that city.
British submarine dived under the
heavy chain across the Dardanelles
last night, torpedoed and sunk the
Turkish warship Messudieh.
Reported that the Germans would
be compelled to evacuate st. Mihiel,
but they held it until the Americans
took it from them nearly four years
later
Allies claim slight gains all along
the western battle front.
Austrians won a great victory ovel
Russians at Allenthal.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

The Summerfeld Chronicle sensiblv
says: "The next legislature is to be
asked to appropriate or pass another
taxation law for large sum of money
for state publicity purposes. Natu1-
ally the entire people of the state
would be taxed. Everyone will share
in the tax whether they live in favored
sections, on the farm, in big cities or
in small towns. Now, who is to ben
eft by this publicity tax? Not the
farmer, or the small town people.
Jacksonville, Tampa, Miami. St. Pc
tersburg and tourist points will reap
the benefits. We note that Governor
Hardee is opposed to such tax and
we feel sure majority of our legisla-
tors will stand against a bill to tax the
as is now done, let each county, board
entire people for state publicly. Do
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Persons hunting for jobs are much
more numerous here now than even,
before. There are a dozen or more ap-
plicants for every place. The man or
woman who must depend upon work
for a living should not come here I'M
less the job is secured before a start
for the South is made.-St. Peters
burg Independent.
This fits in Miami, too.-Miami Me-
tropolis.
Yes, and it will fit in every town in
the state unless employers give home
labor the preference.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
FLORIDA OFFERS A
CHRISTMAS PRESENT
TO EVERY CITIZEN

The state offers unique christmas /
present to every citizen regardless .
of school training, age, present loca-
ton or occupation, according to b. &.
Riley, director of the General Exten-
sion Division, University of Florida,
at Gainesville, who says:
Florida, through the General Ex-
tension Division of the State Uni
versity, offers a hundred correspond
ence-study scholarships in every
county to farmers, school teachers and
other citizens, young or old who de-
sire practical, useful, disable informa-
ton or an opportunity to finish their
education.
| All students must register before
January first A scholarship entities
the holder to enroll in any one of the
following courses, with the under
standing that. the work must be finish
ed within three months.
Following is the list of courses
available at this time:
1. Commercial courses. Citizens
who desire practical instruction in
commercial subjects will probably find
courses that suit their needs in the
following list of subjects: Element
ary bookkeeping, commercial arith-
metic, letter writing, penmanshlp,
commercial English, typewriting and
spelling.
| 2. Civil service courses. Civil
service courses are designed to pre-
pare students for government posi-
tons or to qualify them for better
= positions. The courses which are Of
l fered in order to prepare the student
: for government positions are: Spell
ing. arithmetic, letter writing, pen
S manship, English, geography of Unit,
n ed States, shorthand, typewriting ano
r civil government.
8. High school courses. High
school courses are offered to anyone
r who has not been able to complete
: his secondary school work. Credits
n earned are accepted by the University
: of Florida and the Florida State Col
= lege for Women for admission, with
out further examination: English
e history, Latin, algebra, geometry
+ civics.
n a. Teachers review courses. The
/. following courses are designed to pre-
pare teachers for the regular teachers
$ examinations: photography, reading
: arithmetic, English grammar, compo
! sition, geography, psychology, phys
:, les. general history, physiology, U. S
S history, theory and practice of teach
It ing, agriculture, civil government
o botany, zoology, physical geography
S algebra, nature study, drawing, man
: nal training, school singing, English
i literature, rhetoric.
f 5. Agricultural reading courses
The agricultural reading courses in
clude: Elementary agriculture, soils
tillage. drainage and irrigation, ma
h nures and fertilizers, fertilizers anC
~ crops, field crops, poultry production
= dairy production, types and breeds O
- I've stock, citrus fruits and citrus
X culture, pork production, cooperation
! in agriculture, trucking.
Y For further information write t,
the General Extension Division of tn
University of Florida, at Gainesville
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
DOMESTIC SUBSCRIPTION RATES
ADVERTISING RATES

Display: Flate 10 cents per inch Tor
lions rs per cent. additional Compost
ton charges on ads. that run less than
six times 10 cents Der inch. Special
based on four-inch minimum. Less than
four inches will take a higher rate,
which will be furnished upon appIca-
ton.
for first insertion; three cents per line
for each subsequent insertion. One
change a week allowed on readers
without extra composition charges.
Legal advertise ments at legal rates.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Clemenceau, of all foreigners COM
ing to this country to lecture US, de-
clined to accept one cent of pay, and
therefore was gratifyingly exception
al.-Times- Union.
You will have to hunt the records
closely to print names of Frenchmen
who have lectured in America for
mercenary motives.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

OF trade and chamber of commerce do
its publicity and let those who are
benefited pay their own way. Kill
such a bill before it reaches ITALIA
hassee."
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

The Miami Herald is another big
and interesting newspaper to put the
Girls Industrial School at Ocala on
its complimentary list. They read it
with great pleasure.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Merchants & Miners began opera
ton in 1854. Use this line to reach
northern cities. Round trip, Jackson
vile to Niagara Falls. \. Y. S76.72:
Long Branch, n. J., s62.07 via Balti-
more or Philadelphia. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Injustice never pays. The square
deal" plan is the best plan.-Miami
Metropolis.
Looks we'll in print, but we all
know people who have profited by in
justice, while their victims went to the
poorhouse.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
MEMBER ASSOCIATED PRESS

The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled for the use for republication OF
all news dispatches credited to 1t or not
otherwise credited in this paper and
also the local news published herein.
All rights of republication of special
dispatches herein are also reserved.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Editor of the Appeal to Reason has
evidently walked up, and after many
years of attempts to poison the public
mind, has suspended publication
Times-Union.
He succeeded in poisoning a good
many.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
GIRLS BASKETBALL GAME

There will be girls basketball
game at the Ocala high school court
Saturday night at o'clock, Ocala VS..
Dade City. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
Ladies, we guarantee to save you
none yon your Hats. FISHEL'S. 12-tf

". K. Lane, VI. D., physician and
surgeon, specialist eye, ear, nose and
throat. Office over ) and 10 cent
store, Ocala, Fla. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15
NOTICE

There will be a regular meeting to-
night at 1880 of the Order of De-
Molay. All members urged to attend.
Master Masons invited.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

A petition signed by 200 citizens
has been presented to the city COM
mission of West Palm Beach demand
ing the removal of the city manager,
charging that he is inefficient, shows
favoritism to contractors, sis without
executive ability and possesses no
qualification for the office" The Times
suggested that when the city mana
ger attacked Joe Earman, the munich
pal judge, he would get the worst of
the ncounter.-Tampa Times.
Make Joe manager.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Sixteen styles Of candlesticks, in
solid brass, solid mahogany, poly
chrome, silver. cut glass, china and
decorated, at THE BOO KSHOP. St
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

Brother Benjamin of the Ocala Star
has some admirers in Clearwater, be-
sides the writer. Two ladies come in
frequently and ask for the Star say
ing they want to read Editor Benja-
Minis acknowledgements Sun.
When we read the foregoing, we
blushed so holly that we burned our
whiskers off, thus saving 20 cents on
our barber bill. Thanks, Friend Sum-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-15

The Charm of a new Xmas HAT.
Ladies can save by buying at
FISHEL'S. 12-12-tf