Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-20

Sir: Friend wife calls my attention to the Jour
nal headline that announced Soup served with
music at Woman's Club" and remarks that it Is
somewhat like carrying Goals to Newcastle site, mon
Many people think they have arrived, only to
find they have reached the point where they get Off
MY, MY, HOW LONG THE DAYS ARE GETTING!
Mrs. obenchain came into court wearing n
smile" -Associaeed fFess'
Lots of the sweet faced girls nowadays make
man think of powdered sugar
| Those who sympathize with you in trouble are
| generally only looking for details
Charlie Holt asked Herman Mohr if he enjoyed
his call on Old XIII Crichton "splendidly" said
Herman. I'VE DISAGREED on everything"
A return to normally in woman's clothes would
be terrific disappointment to every man VINO isn't
blind.
Things as well persons, are known by the
company they keep LooR at ra'sins'
masters license, and Pee Gee EN- Immediately
plunges US into poetry about it:
| Wonder does the fair young skipper
Skirts above her knees
Fucker up her pretty lips and
Whistle for a breeze!
And too. when the naughty ocean
Thru the scuppers swashes,
Does she deign to buckle up her
Trim, petite galoshes?
| The easiest way to destroy weeds is to marry
the widow.
Few old fellows. II given the chance, need
monkey glands to make them make monkeys o.
themselves
| There is enough sadness in life without having
your picture taken with your head resting on your
hand.
The word camouflage is comparatively new but
combing the long hairs across bald spot is al
/ old trick.
OBSERVATION OF THE OLDEST INHABITANT.
! Sir: can remember when, il a woman in Albu-
querque started to get street car, she looked
around to see If any men were watching her n,>,c
Everybody loves the common people-at dis
\ lance,
The man who preferred years imprisonment
lin Leavenworth to six months in Santa Fe need
hardly expect to see his name mentioned in the
next batch of hither literature issued by the
Ancient City.
| . Dlckory dckory dock!
The mouse up the clock;
! The shy thing screamed
And the bad boy beamed
When he saw so much OF her SOCK.
i sH, sH, HARMONY IS THE WATCH
i WORD! sH! sH:
! Sir: Friday 1t took me exactly forty-two minutes
on Rather to go from the south end OF Edith
street to Second and Central That was one-seventh
Of a cent a minute If George Roslington wants 10
increase the earnings, let MIN reduce tne running
time to twelve minutes, which Is possible. and his
revenue will advance to one-half cent per minute
w. II. o.
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Every small town las clique that talks about
everybody else and everybody else is trying to get
into that small town CLIQUE
II WHO COULD SAY MORE, IN LESS!
IAN Interested Reader" wants to know our opn-
ion of the flapper. Not having the sweet insouci.
ance of lettered ease but being rather Miss Ethe
Hickey would say .one of the ilHterati, we passed
the question to a friend whose wife allows him
to occasionally indulge in free speech, and his an
swer was an ever so wistful "Y-u-m Y-u-m!"
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RAH! RAH! RAJ!
Il I'd like to be college boy
i And maybe join frat
But best of all I'd grea5e my hair
And never hat.
!, I'd like to be a fair coed
And COO as co-eds can,
I wear my skirts 80 doggone short
I'm sure I'd catch
+. I'd like to be teacher in
A university,
I'd let the boys go home at two
And keep the girls til three.
, There stand the commissioners--llke Gibraltar
Three souls with but single thought, three heart
> that beat one! II. Is. y.