The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-20

| All then
| Would true happiness
| Enter and dwell.
! Theu the divine spark within you
| Would culver and glow
| Until Life, both here and hereafter
\ To you would mean
RliSs everlasting, TIM.
| FOREMAN BILL has something on Sea-
mozzi, Compositor Bill (who is a Teuton) and
us. Scamoz' spelled it "augespelt" let it
ride and Comp. Bill did likewise. Foreman
Bill wants US and the world to understand that
''ausgespielt" is correct
ATTENTION, FOLKS; TIM WANTS TO MAKE
| A SPEECH.
Dear Mac: AS long as you apologize pub
| licly for your mistakes, please allow me to ex-
makes my painful attempts more readable. But
then do not understand meter nor S. free
verse you do.
Yes, l got your authorizations but I surely
cannot get wv k" and IN. o. l." I've seen them
in so many different phrases that can't even
guess at them. That is the extent of my
glossary, for why trouble oneself to ask some
thing one already knows?
If Winnie is puzzled let her attempt part
OF the work. I'm too lazy, Winnie.
Maggie, dear child, you misunderstood
Couldn't you believe that 1 liked your contri-
buttons well enough to wish to read more of
them? 1t is surprising how well the human
animal likes to see its name in print, and you
are very, very welcome, kidlet.
Why don't write about the schoolma ans {?
Well, modesty-or honesty-forbids. Besides,
think j. G. S. can do them much better JUS
tice, as possibly he isn't as we'll acquainted
with the specie as l am.
After reading Saturdays column, of course
j. G. S. deserves thank you; and surely NJ
NJ. see l could not have said what he did
OF course it is not permissible to tell exactly
what think of the poem. Now about that
definition: 1 am sure 1 cannot tell what the
Original speaker meant by the cookies of ones
heart"-unless it is the prickly exterior with
which some people (schoolma'a ANS, according
to repute) cover the real heart beneath
What killjoy Red is! And R E. MEG
storm of protest which would fill up a colyum
Canny Scot May 1 wonder why Old Bach
didn't sign himself Falstaff? TIM.
THE Oddities in Orthography department
had been RELOCATED to the w. k. l. of f. t., but
We must drag it forth long enough to toss
prespriatioa'-a gem we discovered in an
Argus editorial-into its NAV.
Etaoin Shrdlu Is the Teams Star Basket
Shooter.
From The Argus
A noticeable improvement in the
teams plan vbgkqjxzfifff xzfhff teams
play can be readily seen as result of
the weeks trip.
SIGN a local Iunchery window: "Do-
NUTS AND COFFEE 10c".
Mebbe the holes have been removed-or
something.
SPEAKING of safe trusting to dictionaries
and definitions" las Scamoz' did t'other eyel
REMINDS us OF the revered Mrs. Partington's
classic opinion on the two schools of medi-
cine Homeopathy may do for the infantry"
SAID she. but for adultery give me the old
fashioned medical man"
IN WHICH SCAMOzZI is REPRJMANnEn
DAHGUNIT
Letter to Scamozzi That justice may still
reign supreme you are hereby advised that !
Scorpio is not guilty of being the first to belly
ache about Huntoon's square-wheeled electrics.
but he may have taken it up later with Tim !
Win, M NJ and Mac. Therefore jab your cruel
spurs into my Stats. After asking you how new ,
trucks on Long View will take the nerve |
wreeking jar out of the Bridge Line we will !
slide to grinding stop. AGAwAN
BUT all the money in the world 1--WE ouote
our favorite writer, Art Brisbans) could mold
supply the happiness that a mother expert |
ences when her first baby is handed to her. !
washed, dressed, thin hair nicely brushed |
ready to begin life with its first breakfast''
WE'LL present a cloth of gold triangle to
any nurse who can swear she ever brushed i
the hair. thin otherwise, of a newborn
' R. E. MIG.