The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Europe. At one side stands dim figure which might be Civic Virtue, or Enright, of anyone, but which Mrs. Field believes to be Tammany. On the whole,sit Is an appealing study if you go in fo- otrer- world impress sions.
 Other Spirits Stir
 Spirits of the other sort, as has been noted. have displayed no end of activity. Ask Dan Mahoney. Dan in his capacity of customs guard e,l North river pier, has seen a good many customs in his time. But never. he is willing to take oath had be observed such customs oi manners, either, as those aboard ths Norwegian vessel Hellas. E Passing lightly over the appropri. ateness of the vessels name, suffice it to report that Dan noticed some. body raising noice like that on the vessels main deck in the early mor,l- ing Dan decided that a large party was on in the small hours, but ht didn't realize just what was being pulled off til damsel, noting lis figure climbing up the ships lad der, leaned over the rail ard thumped him on the head. Dan wa mortified to see that the lady's weapon was a pair of corsets.
 A dance semed to be in progress but Mahoney merely stuttered, and coming down. he tried to tell the customs officers about it a few hours later. He did finger long enough h the Hellas, however, to gather up an armful of bottles, which, as he told the officials, he somehow sus- pected to be as full of high spirits as the dancers.
 Out-Cleos Cleopatra
 There's trick sort of dance, the Lorraine, which Is squirming through the Broadway cabarets in a fashion that will soon be denounced from local pulpits and police stations. The dance has hopped out to the subur- ban sections, too, and from spots on the fringe of the city rise heated arguments for and against though mostly, it must be admitted. against. The chief charge against the new step Is that in insinuosity 1t out Cleos Cleopatra. As an after-dinner topic the Lorraine has ccordingly almost replaced that other question which is ruffling the wonted calm of the outer fringes.
 The other question, of course, is this: Should a little girl be a caddy and tote bagful of golf sticks around at the heels of great, strong man? Any number of uplifters and educators say the little. girl should not. They declare such job Is detri- mental to the little girls vocabu- laries. Some of the denouncers of the girl caddy system declare that the little girls would be far better off helping their mothers to wash the dishes.
 Girls As Caddies
 But would you believe 1t, these stubborn little girls reply that as between carrying few golf clubs around a grassy slope in the summer sunshine. and hanging around a kitchen washing dishes, they prefer the sunny slopes. And their remark able mothers declare that as be- tween doing the dishes themselves while the daughters earn a few honest dollars, and having the daughters stay home to do the dishes and lose the chance to earn money the mothers prefer doing the dishes unaided. What are you going to do with people who simply won ]. admit they need to be rescued?
 And now that vacation is at hand the public schools arc furnishing a lot Of people with something to worry about It appears the school history l. putting wrong thoughts