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South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
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IF
II I were a terrible Turk,
(Which Heaven be praised I am
not,
For the regular work OF a Turk
Is going 20 war TO be shot)
l would tell Mr.. Sultan TO get a new
boy.
And. without any mose word o,
warning,
( would move 10 land where a war
isn't planned
And put in effect every morning
AS soon as he gets out Of bed
The terrible Turk is informed
That Kemal Pasha's seeing red
And a fortress has got 10 be
stormed.
SO he runs for his gun with a hOarse
hoot Of rage
And a salvO OF venomous kissing
And at evening comes back TO his
lowIy thatched shack
With an arm or a leg or two miss
ing.
II he goes TO The movies at night
In the hope Of a moment of peace,
They call him away 10 a fight
"A new one.-theyve started with
Greece.
And tweaking a Greek by his aqui-
line beak
Is hardly like flirting with flap
pers,
For the Greeks in a fight take a
gorgeous delight
And are regular bear-cats as
scrappers.
SFif were a terrible Turk
And I'm glad that it isn't my lot
In Constantinople 10 lurk
Till they sent me away TO be
I would tell Brother Kemal 70 sit
ou a tack
In the midst OF his gun-shot ano
fire land.
And I'd seek for repose where the
old shannon flows
In that calm, placid country call
ed Ireland.
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05

so for dishwashing and cleaning
marble. linoleum, etc.
Q. How did the name Zimmerly
originate?
A. 1t is Of Germanic origin and
has as a basis the trade name car
penter." 1t is one of a large group
Of trade names Originally a car
penter became known by his trace
and the name was handed down to
his sons and grandsons who were
carpenters in turn, and the name
became in this way a family one.
@. What state ranks next 10
Pennsylvania in the production Of
coke?
A. Alabama.
Q. Who said: Let no guilty man
escape?"
A. General Grant.
@. Who was called Fuss and
Feathers? ?"
A. General Winfield Scott.
@. In what chapter Of the Bible
does it say God made man in His
own image?
A. First chapter Of Genesis, 26th
verse.
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
SCARED TO DEATH.

The wife OF an Indianapolis policeman hearing
two shots from a revolver and missing her little
boy. drops dead from fright
The doctors call it heart failure and attribute
the tragedy sheer fear. The boy. of course.
home a few minutes after his mother had died.
Not often does unreasoned and unfounded fear
bring so tragic result but each and every day
countless millions suffer loss through yielding
to this ordinary emotion.
Fear strangles the physical heart and it also
places its clutchng force upon the spiritual heart
OF mankind limiting in all activities hamrering
and obstructing human effort.
The employe who is always afraid Of offending
his employer. devoting his whole time to cautious
ways TO escape is killed for any real results
IN life.
If he turned his thoughts away from the fear OF
reprimand discharge to the constructive pur-
pose OF production and better results he would
find his work filled with the health giving blood of
purpose and accomplishment.
The employer who is always afraid of losing his
trade. always afraid of what his competitor may do
to surpass him. never gets far.
The same time the emotion srent upon
some program Of accomplishment for the sake or
accomplishment and service would lift his burden
which he carries and free him for greater en-
deavors and wider field.
The student who always afraid that he will
fail in his studies may become digger. But the
boy or girl who studies because he wishes 10 learn
and TO get ahead stands at the head OF the class.
The public official whose whole thought is upon
escaping censure by the public may get by. But
when he finishes his term Of office one will miss
him. The who is alert TO the idea OF doing
something that will please. the who goes on
&c higher honors renewed service
Fear is the great assassin OF every useful thing
life. It strangles ambition. 1t curbs endeavor.
II stays the impulse of kindiness It covers all life
Is a shadow.
Too many people are literally scared 70 death all
their lives without even knowing II.
People who walk 1n their sleep should be police
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05

enforcement officers seize is to take
to bOotlegging.
LITTLE LEFT FOR HIM
The burglar has a real grievance
against congress for passing the
tariff bill.
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
NOTHING NEW.

A very serious minded man, alarmed by the fire.
uuency OF burglaries and robberies, has sounded
note against the automobile.
That he believes is responsible for crime because
4 helps the criminal TO make an easy escape. riding
at SO miles an hour from the OF his jepreda-
ION.
Another student. equally serious minded. blames
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05

People who walk in their sleep should be police
wen.
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05

Try NEWS.TIMES Want .4ds
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
The News-Times Bureau of
Questions and Answers
QUESTIONS ANSWERED


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South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
ECONOMY

Mr.. KID Mccoy Will be able TO
paper the house in which he installs
his new briie with his old marriage
licenses.
HIS ONLY OUT
Now that whiskey IS banned on
American vessels the only way Uncle
sam can get rid CT the stun tAe drv
South Bend news-times., 1922-11-05
REMOVAL NOTICE

t1areucs y Edwards dealer -
Monuments. is now located in bis nes
90 ding on Portage Av.. opposite
Rlverview and Highland cemeteries
" ork delivered 20 ST cemeteries
telephone Lincoln 6foS
The Adair County news., 1922-04-25

turn of Pancha with help. The wind
kept the platform free from snow,
hurting it down into the deep gorge,
powdering the trail they had just trav-
eled, and thus completely obliterating
any signs of their passage. Yet the
gray gloom weighed heavily on the
girl.
"How long will it take herr" she
asked.
"Pancha? Oh, she can hardly get
back before late tonight. 1t is hard
ride, even if she meets with no acci-
dent"
"You do not think she will attempt
to return alOne"
"NOt if she brings the doctor. 1
said nothing, for l did not believe 1t
necessary. He will never venture into
this Hole without an escort, and a
reasonably strong one. I am hoping
she encounters some party out scout
ing which will make a trip to Ger
lasche unnecessary. Since the fight
out yonder, troops must be searching
the Bad Lands for renegade Indians.
They would only be too glad to dis
cover some guide who would lead
them here"
"But surely they know of this
placer"
"They know of It; yes, in a way
They possess full information as to its
existence. But to get in here is quite
another matter. Without competent
guide they might hunt for weeks and,
If they did discover the trail through
some accident, the game would be
gone. Only a sudden dash will ever
round that outfit up; they will have to
be hit front and rear, and with nc
small force
He looked out into the cloud OF
snow, seeking vainly to penetrate the
curtain.
"The Lord only knows how many
savage devils there are down there
now" he said soberly. II don't think
there was much Of a bunch when
first came in-mostly white outlaws
cattle thieves and scum of that kind
but since the fight Indians have beer
coming, a slew Of 'em. young buck!
who got away. They'll be desperate
and crazed. What was that? Tha
nolse?"
'Tt came from the cave. Perhaps Il
was Macklin."
They were both upon their feet
startled by the strange sound. Shelb!
bent down and crept In through th'
entrance.
The Adair County news., 1922-04-25
Editor Dies.

Harry McCarty, editor of the
Jessamine Journal and one of the
best known editors in Kentucky,
died Sunday morning at his
home in NiohoIasville, after an
illness of eight months. He was
in his fifty-seventh year. At
the age of fourteen he was a
page in the United States Senate
and when the position of Chief
Page was created, he was given
that honor. He represented his
county twice in the Legislature
and held a position in the De-
partment of Agriculture under
the McCreary and Stanley ad-
ministrations. He was president
of the Kentucky Press Associa-
in 1901, and was widely known
throughout the state and much
beloved by members of the state
press.
The Adair County news., 1922-04-25

ltis said by the New York
Times that the Knights of Co.
lumbus, aroused by the reported
organization of an "Anti-Catho-
lie Society" in New York, are
demanding legislation to punish
attacks on the Catholic religion.
Any attempted interference with
freedom of religion in the Unit
ed States is to be deplored, but
just as greatly to be deplored is
any attempt to interfere with
freedom of speech. We are in
clined to think that our Catholic
brethren, whom we greatly re-
spect and for whose religion we
have every feeling of considera-
ton, have brought a great deal
of the present widespread pref
udice upon themselves. When
they caused to be passed by the
United States Congress a resolu-
ton interfering in the differ
ences of opinion between Protes-
tant Irishmen and Catholic Irish
men they should have known
that there would have been a re.
action unfavorable to them.
The Adair County news., 1922-04-25

While steering his automobile
on the way to Easter services,
Lawrence ]. Shutz, wealthy res.
ident and master builder Of
Orange, N. j., died Of heart dis
ease.
The Adair County news., 1922-04-25

TO BE.CoNTINUED
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
Arrest Baggage
Man at Newport

c. W. Schoolcraft, baggage
man on train 70 of the Boston and
Maine running from Sherbrooke to
Newport, was arrested this morn
ing on the arrival of the train in
Newport and is in Orleans County
Jail awaiting hearing on the
charge of being implicated in
smuggling opium. He will be
brought before Walter H. Cleary,
United States commissioner.
The arrest grew out of an in
vestigation by Arson Clark,
United States customs Inspector at
Newport. The official found a
quantity of opium on train rs the
night of September list. The drug
was discovered in a pail in the
baggage car and investigations by
the customs men led to the arrest
of Schoolcraft. There were 48
ounces of the drug, valued at 120.
Schoolcraft was arrested by
Deputy Marshall Roy P. Skinner.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02

in Newport before going 10 Sav9
sofa, Fla.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. W. Keith OF
Albany We're guests of E. A
Slack, on Friday. Mrs. Slack re-
turned with them and will spend
the week end in Albany.
Mr.. and Mrs. Allan Quick and
Mrs. Scipsico Stevens of STAN,
ford, Conn, who have been the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. E. l.. Ricn-
ard, an dalso relatives in Newport
Center are returning to their home
Monday morning.
Joel c. Hubbard, Of Windsor
editor of the Windsor Journal
spent the week end with hi, Ms
ter, Mrs. Walter Abbott.
Mr.. and Mrs. cake" Martin
OF New Bedford, are in town VIZ
tin grelatiyes and calling on old
f'iends. Mr.. and Mrs. Martin are
former residents Of Wet DerDy
ana Derby Center Thy spcrt the
winter in New Bedford with then
son, and are now. spend'.a some
time with their daughter, Mr.
Grace Holt in Beebe.
Franz Hunt and Archibald
Wells We're in Boston this weel. 10
attend the Graphic Arts EXposi-
ton.
Mr.. and Ms. Charles Enbulv
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02

They are full of praise TO, fhe
scenery Of Vermont
Mrs. George Bowles and two
sons have been guests Of Asa
Hines, during the week.
Miss Kathleen Bailey is visiting
ner aunt, Mrs, J. D. Kendall.
Maurice Kendall has closed his
camp Algonquin Lodge and r.
turns to his school at North Thct-
ford.
Miss Anne Maloney is home
from her vacation in Melrose and
after visiting Boston markets is
prepared to offer the most correct
of fall millinery.
B. W. Longeway is confined to
the house by illness.
Dr.. f. S. Tinkham of Burling-
ton has been visiting his brother,
Francis Tinkham.
Mr. and Mrs Maurice Kessler
Of Oberlin, Ohio. are guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. S. Tinkham. Mr..
and Mrs. kessler will be remem-
bered by people in musical circles
of the city. they having spent sew
eral summers at Indian Point and
on the West Shore of Lake Mem
phrenagog.
Judge Harland B. Howe has
dismissed the injunction proceed
irgs in the case of Ward Prouty,
who seeks to have F. c. Williams
removed from the office of guard
ian on the ground of not being
appointed under the process of
law. The hearing was on Wednes-
day, in United States district court
at Montpelier.
Among the chairmen of local
fuel committees appointed by
State Fuel Commissioner H. J. NJ
Jones are w. W. Blodgett of this
city, who is made chairman of the
Newport committee.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
NEWPORT LOCALS

William kipp, Elmer Hum
phrey, Clyde Creaser, Stewart
Wright, Russell Mills, and Milo
Kendall, arrived Thursday night
from Aver, where they have been
fol month with 5000 of the boys
OF New England for military train
ing at Camp DevenS. The boys
look very fit and are tanned and
brown from their out of door life
and sports. They are all enthu-
siastic over the experience and
have enjoyed the military training.
A. H. Grout and r. W. Spear
were in Burlington Friday to at
tend the meeting Of District Dep
uty Grand Masters of the Grand
Lodge of Vermont. Mr. Grout is
grand lecturer Of the Grand lodge
and Mr.. Spear is District Deputy
Grand Master.
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Blake and
children have returned from a visit
to relatives in Knowlton, P. Q.
Mrs. Dorothy Lindsay Bray of
New York is visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Lindsay of
Lindsay Beach.
Miss Hester Webster of Glover
has been spending a few days with
her cousin, Miss Barbara Slack,
and attended the Sherbrooke fair
with Mr.. Slack and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. W. Hildreth
have closed their summer home,
Split Rock cottage at Willoughby
Lake and viii spend a few weeks
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
POLITICAL ADVERTISING
Citizen Voters

Whom you send to the legislature in January-for-
get the man but not his known local policies
Would YOU have the method of electing city offl-
Gals changed so that you could cast your ballot ior
choice in your section Of the city anytime between
nine in the morning and seven at night-at your own
convenience in point Of time?
Then indOrSe that policy by sending q representa-
tive to Montpelier in full sympathy with that mode OF
election committed toand instructed to bring it about
by proper charter amendment. The Old Guard and line
Politicians are not M sympathy with such q moVe-lt
deprVeS them Of d power that lightfuIy belongs to
you if you would 3ur exercise your suffrage and turn
out at the polls IN full numbers and command your cti-
zen rights
Why should YOU pay full proportionate tax for
BETTERNlENTS in the character of new sewer lines,
water MAINS and paved streets and cutters not abut
ting your own property and interests? You not es
pecially benefited thereby. Other progressive munich
paites assess the abuting property specially in
part for such improvements not Newport? 1t
IS entirely regular, Just and equitable.
II you would correct this ineXcuSable tax evil
designate your representative to the legislature, and
elect one heart and soul stampede inspired with
determination to have the city charter amended to pro-
vide for such special tax.
With approximately sixty to eighty thousand gal
Ions of excess water sping away from the reservoir
TION OF WATER METERS TO CONSERVE WATER
AND CHECK WASTE? If so for what economic reason
might it be to increase the overflow waste at the
reservoir? How come? Why pinch the citizen in the
reasonable use Of water with such ample surplus
wasting away-let the citizen enjoy the benefit Of it,
Until the city organized the voters instructed the
water commissioners what to charge for water and how
to regulate its Why should have this authority
been taken away from the voters under city govern
ment? If you would have it restored, send a represen-
tative to the Capitol pledged in policy and promise to
have the charter amended renyesting that authority
in the voters.
Take it from me-the old line Politicians-the
Ancient and HonOrabes, Of them are in sympathy
with any of these measures. Beware Of their tactics
and be guarded of their Wiles
Why not ballot on all these policies at the coming
primary-a ballot will be prepared for your expression
Of them In the mean time TALK, TALK, TALK, and
debate their merits or dement's, and turn out in full
numbers and vote September 18th.
w. c. LINDSAY.
p. S-9-1-22 This advertisement was ordered insert
ed in the Express and Standard Of even dae-Why
it omitted, by design or otherwise? Voters: Think
these matters
w. G. LINDSAY.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
Voters Club Takes
Issue With Gf0ut
Continued from Page /

voters of the city-including q
goodly number of that organiza-
ton known as "The Voters Club.
As matter of fact, only two
members of The Voters Club
have come out for Mr. Grout and
these two have done so, not be-
cause they are opposed to The
Voters Club, their candidate, or
their policies, but because they
are both warm personal friends of
Mr.. CIRCUITS and out of respect for
that friendship they feel that they
wish to support him.
Mr.. Circuit suggests that The
Voters Club candidate is now
holding one of the best offices
within the gift Of the city and
wonders if the city will bestow
another office upon him, making
him hold at one and the same time
the two best offices. The Voters
Club, in presenting Mayor Lindsay
as a candidate for city represen-
tative, is not establishing a pre-
cedent. Time and again munich
palities send local Office holders
to the legislature during incum-
bency of public office at one and
the same time. Ex-Mayor Gard
ner was so honored by our City.
The point is this: The Mayor
recommends certain changes in the
administration of city government
that he advocates will be for the
good of the whole community
they affect the method of electing
city officials; the question of
special taxation levied against bet
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02

terments, and the management Of
the water department. ii APPROX
ed by the voters, charter amend
ments must be provided for to
make them effective in law Nat
urally if the Mayor is sent to the
legislature, he would be more
concerned in having them legislat-
ed into our city charter right, as
one of the chief opponents of
them, than would a stranger to
them or one not in sympathy with
the issues involved.
Now Mr.. and Mrs. Voter, we as
a club wish to bring out a large
vote on September 18th, so we are
going to hold a big Mass meeting
few days before the primaries
and ask Candidates Lindsay and
Grout to speak. Watch for this
meeting and plan to attend. Use
your franchise and come out and
register your approval or disap-
proval of Mayor Lindsay's plat
form for the amendments to the
city charter.
THE VOTERS CLUB.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
DUBLIN PASSES NIGHT
OF SEVERE FIGHTING

DUBLIN, Ire, Sept. dublin
passed last night through its
worst night of fighting since the
III cndT of the Irresulars early
in July avs IN Evening News dis
patch this afternoon. Strong de-
t 3chment; o. i'repulars attacked
Free State troops all over tho city
and fighting continued today.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
Lakeside Restaurant

Tourists like our excellent home
cooked food served on our COO
balcony where a golden sunset ends
each perfect day.
Dancing three nights a week.
EARL w. DAVIS Proprietor
Newport, Vt.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-09-02
TOURIST DIRECTORY
of Northern Vermont
REST HOUSE

Transient and Regular Boarders.
Camping privileges, 1 IL miles
from station, on Bluff Road, In
dian Point.
MRS. E. A. CASS
Tel 92-4 Newport, Vt.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-07
The Failure Hoodoo

publish it at once. They offer him a liberal royalty and say that they are sure the book will prove one of the seasons six best sellersi"
 And you just said that the Braleys never did get anywhere, or succeed ed!" commented Betty, with smile.
 Well, father certainly has earned success, if anybody ever has," said Fred; flor 20 years at least, he has been digging at that story, and has insisted that some day it would go and go big. Perhaps he was right. I've all ways said that dad had pretty long headi"
 And a Braley!" Betty added, laugh ing.
 Congratulations, old mani" They both looked behind them and Betty's brother was coming around the corner
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-07

on He did not go so fast down tho alley.
 He slackened his gait still more when he came in sight of the school.
 He wondered what his mother waa doing, and what she would do when she learned that he had run away. He wondered. too, whether she'd cry at bed time, when no little white figure clad in his "nightie" would kneel as her feet, and say Nov I lay me down to sleep"
 But that would never do. Where was he going to sleep tonight?
 Perhaps he had better return home until he could bring his bed with him.
 He slowly retraced his footsteps, and broke in upon his mother just a& she was becoming anxious.
 They were both glad to see each other, and Johnny's first attempt at running away terminated in his moth- CTS arms.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-07

HEY were the picture of dejec-
 ton. No one would ever have
 guessed that they were lov- ers,s and engagedi
 Its no use, Betty" the young man remarked, rousing himself from a long soliIoquy, and looking straight into the pensive eyes of the girl he loved, 'It's no use. I can't succeed at any thing-I never will be able to earn enough to support a wife comfortably and decently."
 Fred. that is ridiculous. Just be- cause you failed this once-on your first trip on the road-to say that you can't succeed. Why Fred. you can-' 'No, I can't persisted the young \ man. Dear, you don't understand. xdidnt understand either, until yester- .Aday when I got to thinking it over. yYou see, it's in my family, this curse of failure-my father was never able to get anywhere with his writing, and his father, my grandfather, failed three times in the shoe business, and my fathers brothers, my uncles, have all led miserable lives of changing
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-07

swing this Summer afternoon, and Betty listened to her future husbands pessimism, and studied his discon- solate face in which was written general hatred for nearly everybody, including himself, she realized that she had serious task before her-not to raise the Maine,'' or Humpty Dump ty and put him together again, but to raise the dropping spirits of youth who had lost his grip on himself and his job. And to add to the difficulty of her task, the man was justifying his failure so far in life-he was now only 24-by laying it all to his family!- "The Braleys never did get anywhere and I am 8 Braley!"
 Why, that's really funny" she finally managed to say. Fred, it doesn't matter what~your father has
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-07

prosperity and poverty, success and failure. None of them ever amounted to anything, or has anything. The Braieys never did get anywhere-and I am Q Braleyi"
 He sighed long deep sigh and buried his face in his hands.
 Betty sat looking at the man she loved. and he felt the gaze as it seemed to burn it's way into his very soul.
 Betty was really an unusual girl. and especially for these modern times when it is commonly believed that woman marries not the man, but his bank account In this respect Betty wa; truly "old-fashioned," for she in sisted upon loving Fred BraIey and planning for their wedding, even though she knew that he had lost at least two positions in two years and was now making a most dubious at tempt to succeed as a travelling. sales man. And he had just come in from his first trip without having once per suaded 8 dealer to write his name upon the dotted line,"
 As they sat together in the porch