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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
In The DAVIS News.

These are busy days for the Duke Of
Atholl, who, as Lord Chamberlain, has
supervision Of many Of the details in
connection with the forthcoming wed.
ding Of Princess Mary The Duke be-
longs to one Of the oldest and most
historic Scottish families His ances-
tors ruled over the Isle of man,
which they ceded 175 years ago to the
crown Of Great Britain in return for
a large sum of money. The present
Duke succeeded to his title IN 1917.
He has had a distinguished career in
the army, He served in the Nile Elk
petition in 1898. was present at Khar-
toum, and fought in the World War
with the Scottish Horse He is an
enthusiastic Freemason and has filed
the post of Grand Master Mason Of
Scotland In his capacity OF Lord
Chamberlain, to which office he was
only recently appointed. he serves as
the censor of plays. supervises the
royal wardrobe. the royal physicians
and chaplains, and Is the Keeper Of
the Royal Swans on the Thames.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
Tod7y's Anniversaries.

-Sieur de Bienyille the founder
of New Orleans. born in Mont
real. Died in France In 1765,
17oS The Pope withdrew from Rome
to Sienna, having been deprived
of his temporal possessions by
the French
1S47 Henry Clay, Jr., son Of the g'yat
statesman, killed in the ytle
of Buena Vista. Born April 10,
1911.
1851 Joanna Battle. celebrated Scot
fish poet and dramatist, died.
Born Sept II, 1862.
1868 Captains Speko and Grant an
nounced the discovery Of the
souce of the Nile in Lake Vic
toriG Nyanza,
1S72-Henry b Anthony of Rhode Is
land was reelected president
pro TEN Of the United States
Senate
1896 orchgrevink the Norwegian ex.
porer, was the first to land at
Cape Adair, on the southern con-
tinent.
l920-The remains of Rear Admiral
Peary, North Pole discoverer,
we're buried in the Arlington
National Cemetery
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
Today's Events

Seventy-hfth anniversary of the
American victory at Buena Vista.
Boston today rounds out its first
century as an incorporated city.
The President and Mrs. Harding
give a reception at the White House
this evening in honor Of the officers
of the army and navy.
In response to a call from Governor
Morrison of North Carolina delegates
from the Southern States will meet in
conference in New Orleans today to
discuss plans for putting cotton on a
business basis"
The Reconstruction League of Okla
homa, representing labor unions and
farmer organizations, meets in con
vention at Shawnee today for the pur-
pose of indorsing candidates for State
Offices.
With the main idea In view Of i'm
proving educational standards in the
profession, the conference on legal
education, authorized at the last meet
ing of the American Bar Association
is to open in Washington today
The case of Mrs. Inez l.. Grow, who
seeks $4,000 damages from Sheriff
Bob Buchanan on account Of the death
Of her husband, who was shot on Oc-
tober last when the Sheriff is al
legged to have interrupted a Ku KluX
parade. is scheduled for trial today at
Waco, Texas.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
LITTLE ONES FOR A CENT


Original succotash never heard Of a
Nina bean.
An lnstallment plan month seems IS
days long. pc
Blessed are the ignorant; they won't
talk tarlff.
No Christian man kicks his motor
car in the ribs.
You can't please everybody, no; try
pleasing somebody.
Atlas from under the world) stop
rocking, up therel"
Mans shortest day is the one before
going to the dentist.
Athletics and writing poetry have
nothing In common.
Roosevelt said: "Work hard, play
hard; some loaf hard"
Let children develop individuality
II It isn't selfshness.-St Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry of thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive
Tablets, the substitute for calomel.
DR.. Edwards, a practicing physician
f3r II years and calomels old-time
enemy, discovered the formula for Olive
Tablets while treating patients for
chronic constipation and torpid livers.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel but a healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping is the Keynote Of these
little sugar-coated, olive-colored tab
let's. They cause the bowels and liver to
act normally, They never force them
to unnatural action.
lfyou have a dark brown mouth -
bad brelth--a dull. tired feeling--sick
headache torpid constipation,
you'll find quick, sure and pleasant re-
suits from one or two OF DR. Edwards
Olive Tablets at bedtime
Thousands take them overnight lust
- keep right Try ZEN, l5c and 30c,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY

It's a hard matter to make trouble
for others without keeping share Of
1t for yourself.
A man doesn't have to marry u
times to have bad luck in the matrl-
monial market.
When a man is beggar 1t Is gen
orally because he Is too much Of
coward TO be a thief,
The way Of the transgressor may
be hard, but he can generally afford
TO pay for new tires.
It's a good thing to think twice be-
fore YOU speak, and even then you
have a few thoughts coming,
To lose good friend a girl doesn't
necessarily have TO quarrel with him.
She may merely marry him.
The man who always says just what
he means may be an admirable char
acter. but he wouldn't shine in dip
lomatlc circles.
SllIicus-"The modern girl Is brought
up to date" Cynicus-"And yet at
that she impresses me as not having
much bringing up
Mrs. Newlywed was doing her mar
keting How are your kidneys this
mornlng?p she asked, critically. Fine"
replied the butcher "Hows your'nT
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
Today, Birthdays.

Sir George Cave, British statesman
and former cabinet minister, born in
London, sc years ago today.
Jonathan Bourne, Jro former United
States senator from Oregon, born at
New Bedford Mass, 81 years ago to-
day.
Mrs. Margaret Deland, writer of
many popular stories, born at ALE
gheny, Pa, 65 years ago today,
Ernest p. Bicknell, who served as
the head of the American Red Cross
in Europe, born near Vincennes, Ind
GO years ago today,
Carl Morris, we'll known heavy
weight pugilist, born at Fulton KY S6
years ago today,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

Minister" declared the ouispoken
parishloner, unable longer 10 Stiile his
feelings, whenever you launch forth
on one Of your sermons | 20 TO sleep
"That's compliment, my dear sirw
rejolned the clergyman enIhusiaSdcals
ly, ut shows that my sermons have
the requisite smoothness and soothing
power to put 10 sleep the person who
IS incapable Of approaching the hrer
qualities and Deductions that keep tina
others awake" - New York sun,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
Must Be Handled Cautiously

If radium were as plentiful and as
easily obtained as gold everybody
might have little OF It in thick lead
boxes to protect themselves against
its dangerous rays, which 1t never
ceases TO give Off until in some
thousands OF years It exhansts itself,
having turued into something else.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
UIeanInp Up rant ora.ns.

j. NJ. c. writes: you might add to
your collection Of odd SMILES this one
from Mr.. Waddlngton Of WycE': His
mouth thrust out under the big rough
mustache, was running over her face
like a vacuum cleaner "-B Boston
Transcript.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
HARMONY

TypewriNng now is being
taught to music. In Richmond
Hill high school, New York city,
typlsts keep time with phono-
graph mdsic-"Bird Waltz"
Dolls" wedding March," etc.
The teacher says this gives the
students speed and rhythm. In
other words, harmony.
Harmony Is the secret Of all
successful work. Waves Of sue
cess are pulsating through the
universe. Get In harmony with
those waves, the great creative
force, and avoid failure.
Great success Is impossible II
you are not In harmony or time
with your sob.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

FOR sALE--Bone grinder coiIee
mill. adjustable hand cultivator WIN
rake. pillow and hitler Also doors ana
frames for sap arch Of furnace j.
William Allard 1914 Branch ST. t tee.
phone 223-W flto
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
DEEPEST AND LOWEST

The Sahara desert is $50 feet below
sea level.
The Dead sea is 1000 feet lower
than the Mediterranean.
The deepest known lake in the world
is Lake Baikal in Siberia.
The deepest gold mine in the world
is situated at Bendigo, Victoria, Aus
tralia.
The lowest point In Europe is the
Caspian sea--eighty-six feet below sea
level, r 'lsta'
The deepest cave in the world is
near F'rederickshall, Norway-ll00O
feet deep. s.se
The lowest point in North America
is Death yRlleN Californa-276 feet
below sea level.
The Great Slnkep lake In the Cas-
cade mountains is the most deeply
sunken lake in the world. 1t is 1000
feet down TO the surface Of the water.
but the depth. of the water Is unknown,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

FOR SALE baby carriage IN GOOD
condition; ! Barron CITY incubator Z
price Louis Suita, r. f. D. !, Ben
nington VI 4Vto
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

FOR sALE--A few cans of absolutely
pure Vermont maple syrup Deliyereu
i i',,,,,or 70 40t6
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

rOR .sNLE-1lh inch farm horhess (;
,,lneh itp robes; all sizes OF collars
Scotch collars; IS to 25 inch sweat
pads; rubber aprons round curry
combs; Miller's dressing; axle grease
These are from the Charles Burt stoek
one all round Horse years old
weighs 100, grade Holstein COW givinsS
ptoasonf 81 tei 2h1-X -40t6'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
Fon SALE.

FOR sALE--One young COW to fresh.
en- soon. rs Shropshire eve lamps,
year old in April next priced reason
able j. II Peters North benhli.G.toe1s
vi, Phone 1915 fliIo
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

FOR sALE-Big stock Of all kinds of
wood either dry or green, hard or
soft Prices low Slab wood $3.50
load Write Rolln Beck at Thomas
Hunter sawmill South Branch ST., or
phone 592-12 Prompt service. SSto'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
FROM THE PENCILS POINT

Hope makes hopeless fools of some
people,
Every man knows how other men
ought to do things.
There is more or less moonshlne in
the astrology business.
This world has no love for the lover
who loves only himself.
Spinsterhood Is often the tiirt's pun
lshment for contempt Of court.
The Truest End Of LIE.
The truest end OF life Is to know the
ufe that never ends. William Penn,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

WANTED-One or two nice sunny
rooms, furnished or unfurnished Ad-
dress Mrs X. NJ. Falk. Box ALB Ben
nington, VT 4Vto
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

WANTED-Married man to work on
farm Year round job Apply Hiland
Fay Farm, r. f. d, No. 2. Telephone
343-5 39t12*
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
MISCELLANEOUS

TIRE SERVICE-First class equip
ment. expert workmen, high grade ma
terials, giving you satisfactory tire
service. All work guaranteed Leary
& McGlynn, 211 Church St. Hoosck
Falls, n. Y 36tt2'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

WANTED-Posi as housekeeper
by woman who wants good home and Is
ready to do her part Address Lock
Box 263. Adams, Mass. 57t6'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

WANTED-M Man or woman to sell our
popular line OF household brushes In
bennington. Full or spare time, 70
w. Reid Supply Co. Adams, Mass.
3St6'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23
WANTED

D-Housekeeper in small
family. Good home for right party,
Address "Housekeeper" Box 44O, Ben
nington, VT 4Otb'
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

A man doesn't have to marry IL
times to have bad luck in the matrl-
m0nial market.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

It's a hard matter to make trouble
for others without keeping a share Of
1t for yourself.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-02-23

When a man is beggar 1t is gen
orally because he Is too much Of Il
coward to be a thief.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
Want Boy For Training.

Mayor J. H. Devenney received a
communication this week from the
Minnesota Military training head
quarters asking that the selection of
at least one boy between the ages of
II and 25 be selected in this city
or vicinity for a months military
training this summer at Fort Smell
ling at the expense of the govern
ment, provision for which is con-
tanned in an act recently passed by
Congress.
Expenses to Fort Smelling will be
paid by the government as we'll as
all other incidental expenses. and
those who attend the camp will not
need to enlist in the army. They will
be trained by selected World War
officers at the camp The training
camp will be held from August 1st
to August 31st inclusive.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
Mrs. Ingvold Berg Passes AWAY

word was received here on Wednes-
DAY evening that Mrs. Ingvold Berg
OF Starbuck had passed away on
wednesday morning at $3.50 at the
Deerwood Sanatorium from tuber-
culosls, having been taken sick with
the disease following an attack of
bronchitis about a year and a half
ago. She was taken to the Deerwood
Sanatorium last June for medical at
tent1on, but every effort seemed fu-
tile. She improved for a few months
but on Christmas Eve she was taken
suddenly worse and her condition re-
ma1ned the same until the Angel of
death came to claim her on Wednes-
day morning, May 10.
She was good, kind hearted wo
man, and was loved by all who knew
her, and it is a sad blow to her hus-
band and little daughter, who will
grow up to miss the love of a good
mother.
MRS. Berg, whose maiden name was
Tona Caroline Krogen, was born
near Donnelly, Stevens county, Mimi.
on Sept 8, 1897 and was "a years of
age at the time of her death. She
was married to Ingvold Berg of Star
buck, Mimi, on March 4, 1919. One
child was born to them. Stella
Theodora, one and one half years old.
She leaves to mourn her death. her
husband, Ingvold Berg and little
daughter; her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Thorvold Krogen; three sisters and
one brother, Elma and Amy at home,
Gunda of Morris and Otto of Morris;
besides a score of relatives and
friends.
Funeral services for the diseased
were held at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Martinus Berg of Starbuck,
Mimi, on Saturday afternoon at $500
o'clock. Rev Linvold of GIenwood,
Mimi, off1ciated. Interment was at
Starbuck cemetery The sincere
sympathy of the entire community
is extended to the bereaved husband
and relatives. Those attending the
funeral from Donnelly were her par
ents, sisters and brother and his wife,
her uncle, Ole Krogen, and a number
of relatives and friends.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
Anglers Omen Season.

Ideal weather conditions marked
the opening of the 1922 fishing sea-
son last Monday and those fortunate
ones who were able to secure a
lucky" spot on their favorite fishing
grounds returned the evening of the
opening day, with but few excep-
tions, carrying a worthy haul from
the days occupation.
A considerable number of Morris
fishing parties found the seventh
heaven on the placid waters of Min
newaska and returned from the days
angling with worthy catches. Others
who sought lakes of lesser degree al
SO reported favorable luck so that To-
cally the season was officially tapped
in good style with the rod and reel.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
Two File Against Cliff.

Filings for the primary election
for state Office closed last Wednesday,
and news from st. Paul discloses that
there are three candidates in the field
for senator from the 48th district,
comprising the counties of Big Stone,
Traverse, Grant and Stevens.
Besides the present incumbent,
Senator F. L. Cliff of OrtonvilIe, the
other aspirants are Louis o. Foss of
Elbow Lake, and Ferdinand J. Steidl
of Wheaton.
Mr.. Foss served in the lower house
of the legislature with credit some
twenty years ago, and has since been
candidate for the legislature several
times without success. Four years
ago he was a'candidate for the senate
and was eliminated in the primary.
Mr. Steidl is 1ivelong Democrat,
and is said to have Nonpartisan
League affiliations at the present
time. When District Judge Calvin
Brown was elevated to the supreme
court in 1898, Governor Lind ap-
pointed Mr.. Steidl to the district
bench of this district, which office
he held until the election of Judge
Flaherty in 1900.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
KRAMER TO SPEAK
Former Federal Prohibition Com
missioner Coming Sunday.

How the prohibition law can be
enforced and how it is being en-
forced will be told by the Hon. John
F. Kramer, former federal prohibf-
tion commissioner, in a talk at the
Congregational church of this city
on next Sunday morning.
Mr.. Kramer, who was the first fed
eral prohibition commissioner in the
history of the, United States, started
enforcement of the Eighteenth
amendment and the Volstead Act.
The former commissioner is now de-
voting his entire time to the Anti
Saloon Leagues fight for law en-
fQrcement, :
In his speeches, which are not only
informing, but also eloquentIy in
teresting, Mr.. Kramer shows how the
law can be and is being enforced; !;
points the accusing finger at the in
different or careless citizen and
awakens him to his responsibility: ::
gives the dishonest or dereIict Of
ficial fits, and in no uncertain way
points out what must be done and
can be done to make prohibition sat
isfactorily effective.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
NURSES TO MEET HERE
All-day Session Will be held at Com
mercial Club rooms.

Nurses of surrounding counties
will hold an all-day session at the
Commercial club rooms in Morris on
Saturday of this week. The morning
will be devoted to a round table ses-
sion under the direction of Miss I.
C. Johansen, field director of county
nursing work in Minnesota.
In the afternoon talks will be
given by local speakers on the various
phases of the county nurse work and
it's relation to other work being done
in the county. The afternoon session
will be open to the public, it was an
nounced.
The address of welcome and the
history of public health work in
Stevens county will be given by Mrs.
F. A. Hancock. Mrs. ]. C. Morrison
will tell of the nursing service from
the laity viewpoint. The relation of
the county nursing work to the Farm
Bureau will be covered in talk by
Allen W. Edison, county agent. The
relation of the child welfare work in
the county to that of the nursing
work will be. given by Miss Nellie
Moran, secretary of the Stevens
County Welfare Board. The relation
of the public school work to that of
the nursing work will comprize a
talk to be given by Ray Roberts,
county superintendent of schools.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
WORLD RECORD MADE BY
LOCAL GRADE HOLSTEIN
Queen of Crocus Valley Makes 30.5
Pounds of Butter in Week
Under Official Test.

A grade Holstein COW, Queen Of
Crocus Valley, owned by e. ]. Jones
Of Morris, holds the worlds record
for a grade COW. She was officially
tested under the rules of the Hol-
stein-Friesian Advanced Registry AS
soeiation and in seven days made
5u5 lbs. of butter and 1922 lbs. of
mix. In fourteen days she made
900 lbs. of butter and 1850 lbs. of
milk, thus making a so lb. record
for two consecutive weeks. Her
highest days milk was 1888 Her rec
ord was made under adverse circum
stances, and she had one teat injured
before freshening and had to be
milked with a milk tube during the
entire period while on test. Her rec
ord would have undoubtedly been still
greater but for this accident. She is
a six year old cow and a very splen-
did individual of the Holstein breed.
She was bred and raised on Mr..
Jones farm, being sired by his for
mer herd sire, Edenwold Lowell Col
antha, now owned and in service at
the university Farm, Morris.
''This is a very splendid record
and one which any pure bred cow
might be proud Of" according to P.
IS. Jordan, head of the Animal Hus-
bandry department at the farm
school, and continued, "Mr. Jones
has number of very high producing
grade COWS, sired by the same bull.
Farmers of Stevens county would do
well to take note of the possibilities
of high producers, from good grade
cow and the influence that a good
bull from high producing ancestry,
can leave in a herd, Edenwold Lo-
well Colantha is unquestionably the
greatest sire of milk production ever
used in Stevens County"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1922-05-19
TRADE TOURISTS WILL
BE HERE NEXT FRIDAY
Special Train Will Arrive Here Short
ly Before Noon and Stay
an Hour.

Minneapolis businessmen on their
annual tour of good fellowship and
cooperation, the Tenth Annual Trade
Tour Of the Minneapolis Civic and
Commerce Association, will arrive at
Norris on next Friday, May 26, at
11:25, according to an announce
ment received from George G. Jones,
this years chairman of the tour.
The Trade Tour special train, using
500 Line equipment, will leave Mimi
eapolis early on May % over the
Minneapolis, st. Paul and Sault ST.
Marie Railway, over which they will
travel to Oakes, North Dakota. From
Oakes they will tour along the line
of the Northern Pacific Railway to
Valley City and Fargo, from which
point the Civic and Commerce Asso-
citation travellers will follow the main
line of the Great Northern Railroad
through Morris into Minneapolis.
while the main purpose of the
tour into Western Minnesota and
Eastern Dakota this year is to make
new friendships with the residents
III IudI dAu W
friendly advise on business condi-
tions and methods, it is the aim to
have a good time at every stop and
to leave in each town the thought
that the city business man, the
country merchant or the banker, and
the farmer, are all working for the
same thing" said Mr.. Jones' state
ment. The tourists will arrive at
Donnelly at 1880 for 20 minute
stop. They will be in Morris an
hour and rs minute stop will be
made at Hancock.
-"The 110 Minneapolis men who
are going on this Swing around the
Icircle' represent all the principal lines
of commerce, manufacturing and
finance in Minneapolis he said, "but
they are not visiting towns and cities
of their territory with the idea Of
selling anything or of exploiting.
They will visit you with hope to
form your friendship and to heaR in
your own words your view of the
present outlook and of the steps that
should be taken to bring us all the
bigger prosperity that is coming"
Following the march and brief
addresses at each town, members of
the party will scatter to the houses
engaged in their line of business to
spend the rest of the visit making
the acquaintance Of the trade.