Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-02-01

winter we sure would have heard L.
c. Boyle. But C. l., is the Colman.
A Swell Shindigger, You Know
What does Jack mean when he
says | slide slippery heel?
He-"That's slang; he means that
you shake a wicked hoof."
What happened to a man who mar
ried his mother-in-law is shown in an
article taken from the Madison Coun-
ty Democrat The marriage of Geo.
f. Bidders, "A, at Cedar Rapids, Iowa,
last Friday, makes him the grand
father of six of his children and step
father of his former wife. He mar
ried his mother-in-law, Mrs. Julia Da-
Wis, as. He was divorced a few week
ago from Mrs. Eva Bidder, daughter
of his new wife and mother Of the
six little Bidders.
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When it comes to throwing a wicked
hoof you ought to see Al Cutter.
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Said the tree to the river
"Ill fall across you"
Said the river to the tree,
"Ill be damned if you do"
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Hair Trigger Henry says that when
it comes to good looks and veracity,
Andy's Beat.
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A pair in a hammock
Attempted to kiss
And in less than jiffy
's!q4 eHII pspueI 6sqL
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If you want to have some fun go to
Sam Sauer's Hardware store and see
the rraDhite
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Solomon had 700 wives, so he had
to be wise.
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After the dance the other night we
think that Roys Akin.
Henry Ford wants to use the battle
ships to make hivyers. This is the
first time we ever heard that battle
ships were made of tin.
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When it comes TO selling Whitcomb
compression rings you won't find
Charlie Slack. :,
A latter from the folks down on the
farm says, Pa hasn't had much sleep
for three nights, on account of being
up with sick Ford.
The old bachelors club is not with
out Favor. If you think so you are
Farr from it. Can you Beat it?
And Then She Glaured
A sweetie whose surname was Bauer
Sure was delectable Flauer.
/ kissed her fair cheek,
Then let out shrek,
"The cream on your face has turned
sauer!"
DIR. VIM. N. Trrowbridge says walk
ing is better exercise out of doors
than around a pool table.
Rich widows are the most desirable
secondhand articles on the market.
O. E. Davis SAYS that n his iusicpi-
fieant opinion, some young men seem
more able TO raise mustaches than to
get raise in pay.
RELIEF.
He went to see the dentist,
The picture of despair,
But came back smiling broadly
The dentist wasn't there.
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1t has always been rather surpris-
ing to us that some enterprising firm
did not try to get some cure-all adver-
tisements next to reading matter in
the Book of Job, which is so full of
boils
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One half of the world doesn't know
which way to jump when the other
half flivs, saws Nancy Rusk.
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Accommodating
Christmas Shopper: would like to
look at some cheap skates.
Saleslady: Wait a second. III call
the boss.
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Otto Brown says after the trip is
over a man realizes that those "No
hunting" signs were correct.
We Don't Blame Them
Woman is a delusion," exclaimed
the old bachelor
"And man is always hugging some
delusion or other. was the witty girls
retort.
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H. E. Goldsmith gargles that most
of US are glad we lived in the good
old days when you could kiss girl
and not taste anything but girl.
Thousands of moths specializing
on women's clothes have starved.
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