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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

Team Work-Hauling ashes, blowing
gardens, etc. Those wishing this sort
of work call Walter Glass. phone so.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

w. P. Rocks Matching eggs from the
best matings in the community, from
blue ribbon birds at the Normal Poul-
try Show, 1921. $500 per setting,
$1,000 per hundred George Pratt,
Park street, River Falls Wis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

For Sale-1914 Ford touring car,
newly overhauled, tires in good shape.
Price $4,000. Harry ID. Weydt, River
Falls, Wis, phone 1892.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06
NOTICE

For Insurance of all kinds see
Spitz the Insurance man. Office back
of the First National Bank.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

Matching Eggs-Booking orders
this season for Matching eggs from
our nice pure-bred White Plymouth
Rocks at $1.5Q per Is, $500 per hum
bred. Mrs. Ray Barker, phone 1881.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

White Wyndotte Matching Eggs.
$l.00 FER setting of Is. $500 per
100. Geo. C. Sherman and Sons, Rt.
8, phone 1882.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06
FARMS FOR SALE
WANTED

Houses Wanted-I have buyers fol
River Falls homes. S. L. Krauth
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06

Player Piano Bargain-Alnost new
Starck Player Piano. Purchaser un
able to continue monthly terms. viii
make new contract with responsible
party for balance due. Considerable
already paid.) Write for particulars.
p. A. Starck Piano Company, 3s4
Wabasha St., St. Paul, Mimi.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06
CLASSIFIED ADS.
ROOMS TO RENT

For Rents rooms with water and
lights. Mrs. B. Mckinley, COS N.
Main street.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-04-06
HOUSES FOR RENT

Good six-room house for rent rea-
sonable, or will sell for $4,000. w.
HI. Putnam.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07

One day Billy was trotting around
the deck. He had fought the tiger,
and Hans Tug never was through
praising him, but nevertheless, ev-
cry time he went to speak to Billy
he came toward HIM from behind,
for Billy still had a way of shaking
his head at him that made Hans
feel like climbing a ladder. But,
true to his name, Billy could not
stay out of mischief.
Soon firing of pacing the long
decks, he went below in the cooks
galley and began to hunt for some
dainties. He had learned by this
time that people were very curious
about things to eat. When they
saw goat helping himself, some
thing was almost sure to happen to
the goat and he could not under
stand it. You see, he could not
know that everything belonged to
somebody All he knew about 1t
was that If you saw anything you
wanted. and were lucky enough or
strong enough, or quick enough, to
get it, it was all right. Accordingly,
he watched the cook, and when the
cooks back was turned, Billy took
a fine, big bunch of celery and then
trotted off with it. When he got in
a dark corner he ate it and it was
so fine that he wanted more. He
went back to the cooks galley but
he could not see any. Then he
went into a little, dark room that
opened into it and found himself
in a place full of the incest things
to eat he had ever seen in one pile.
There were carrots and radishes
and peas and fine, crisp, tender let
tuce and all sorts of green stuff
that had been brought aboard for
the captains table. Billy ate until
he could hold no more, and then he
happened to think that his mother
would like some Of that nice eel
cry, so he picked out an extra fine
bunch and trotted off whit. No
one saw him and he made his way
down into the hold where his
was crowded in the pen
with the other goats. He gave her
the celery and while she was eat
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
BEAR CUB ATTENDS PICNIC

ing to sting him. But, his long fur
protected everything except the
end Of his nose. and he was so busy
eating honey he didn't have time
to notice any stings there.
Interrupts picnic.
Finally, all the honey he could
reach was gone, and then he no.
ticed the bees. He decided to hunt
up his human friends, for aid, so
down he climbed and started off on
the run. The bees followed, still
angry, for his fur was all smeared
up with honey. When the pic
nickers saw him, surrounded by a
by swarm of angry bees, they did
not hesitate moment. They didn't
have any fur coats to protect them
from the stings, so, they ran wildly
away. And they left their baskets
behind them! Once again, tho
little bear forgot all about the bees
in the joy of eating. So, / think
you could say this little bear had q
Sunday school picnic.
Recognizes Mistress at Zoo
1t was not very long before the
cub grew so big his mistress could
not keep him at home, and had to
give him to park in Portland,
Ore. He never forgot her. and
whenever she went to Portland, she
would visit him in his cage, For all
l know, he is still alive. ewberg,
! know, he may still be alive.-By
Dorothy Heironimus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
RIDDLES

/. The calendar is full of them
yet we eat them.
g. What character in a play by
Shakespeare. is represented here?
The first is good meat, with
eggs, a fine dish;
The seconds permit, or allow,
if you wish.
3. Behead a word meaning to
arrest, or check, and have one
meaning the highest point.
Curtail word meaning to
breathe quickly. and have some
thing used in the kitchen.
4. II poured on tar. Iona
smoothed it with flat stick"
Somewhere in that sentence is hid
den the name of a Canadian prov
ince. Sharp eyes will find it.
5. A word chain, as you know.
is a group OF words arranged so
that the last letter of the first
word is the first letter of the fol-
lowing word, and so on, the last
letter of the last word being the
first letter of the first word. Form
a chain, using the following:
(a) That which appears on
the skin when it is exposed to
the sun and weather.
(b.) Something used in the
building of houses.
(c) Something you write.
(d) A pause.
(e.) Something in which we
ride.
(f). An article used by fish
ermen.
Answers to these riddles may be
found in another part OF the Junior.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
One Reel Yarns
The Snowman

why don't you run out and play
in the snow?' asked Aunt Carolyn,
as Nita sat listlessly by the win
dow watching the pretty flakes
swirl down.
I'D rather not, please" said
Nita quietly. That was her usual
reply TO any suggestion that she
amuse herself, ever since she had
lost her mother and had come to
stay with Aunt Carolyn.
There's little Jimmy Foster out
in the yard" persisted Aunt Caro-
Ign. He looks lonely. Why don't
you go help him make a snow
MANI"
I'm too big for snowmen." re-
piled Nita, smiling a little.
Nonsense" her aunt laughed,
hurrying to get Nita's coat and hat
for her. She bundled the girl UP
before she had a chance to make
much of fuss, and before Nita
knew what had happened she was
out in front, shyly making plans
with the little boy next door. And
in short time she had forgotten
she was beginning to grow up, as
she and Jimmy rolled up huge balls
Of snow to make their wonderful
snowman. The crisp air made her
cheeks red, and she laughed as she
had not done for many days.
Goodness" said Nita an hour
later, as she stood before the CRATE.
I'm nearly frozen, Aunt Carolyn,
but just look at our lovely snow
man. I'm as proud of it as Jimmy
isl"
During the night the weather
turned Unexpectedly warmer and
the sun came out like big ball of
fire next morning. Nita had slept
late, and Aunt Carolyn was putting
on the breakfast when she came
running down stairs. Il mus go
out to say good morning to my
snowman" said Nita. She ran to
the window. In minute she was
back, and there were tears in her
eyes.
1.-The snowman has melted
away" she said. He's gone. All
gone. That's just the way-things
CO." Nita was very quiet while
they ate breakfast. They were
just finishing when there was
knock at the door and little Jimmy
came shyly in. Our snowman's
melted" said Nita, trying to smile.
ooh, well, don't you mind" said
Jimmy. Mother says that when
the snow begins to melt that's a
sign spring Is coming, with all the
nice flowers. And like flowers
better than snow"
Nita's face lit up. That's right"
she said, and she turned to smile
at Aunt Carolyn. II had forgotten
about spring. Boys and Girls
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
(S@ ILLyWHLCKERC8
81 FRANCES TRedo MONTGOMERY 80

ing it he told her all that had hap
pened to him and how the ships
crew thought of him, and how even
Hans Zug had become his friend.
my, that was fine!" said his
mother as she finished the last OF
the celery. 1T is the incest thing
| have had to eat since we left
home"
Hot" said Billy. THAT is moth
ing. We cabin passengers have
some of the finest things in the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07

world to eat. What you need now
is bunch of tender lettuce to fin
ish off with, and I'll go get you
some,' and he hurried off, leaving
his mother very proud of his rise
in the world.
Billy trotted boldly through the
cooks galley. and the cook, who
knew all about Billy's fight, tossed
him some carrot tops as he passed.
Billy was not at all hungry, but he
ate the carrot tops just out of po-
likeness, then he went on into the
store room and picked out a nice
big head Of lettuce for his mother.
He was just going out of the cooks
galley when the cook turned and
saw him.
Copyright by the Saalfield Pub
fishing Co, Akron. o.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
A TRUE STORY

No, he didn't just stumble into il
by accident. This little bear was
really inVited-it was a Sunday
school picnic, too! So, you see, he
could not have been brought up the
way most little bears are.
One day, a man who was hunting
up in the mountains out west heard
something crying in distress in the
woods near him. He began to look
around, and there, behind a big
rock, he found a little bear cub.
It's mother must have been killed
by some other hunter, for, it was
SO lonesome and so hungry. 1t
was nearly starved The man de-
cided to take it with him, for he
had a friend who was very fond OF
pets. He knew she would be glad
to have this little cub. You may be
sure that he bought a bottle of
milk in the first town he reached,
and that the little bear drank it
all down as fast as he could.
Cub Becomes Mischievous
His friend, who lived in New
berg, Ore, was very glad to have
this strange pet, and the cub soon
became badly spoiled. AS he grew
older, he learned many mischiev-
GUS tricks. One he learned was
how to open a refrigerator door,
and after that all the neighbors
had to keep q close watch or their
dinners would disappear from the
table. The kitchen wasn't the only
place where he caused trouble, ell
Their! Once, when a woman was
out in the back part of the house,
she heard a great commotion In
the living room. She hurried In,
and found the little bear pulling
the books out Of the bookcase and
throwing them around the room.
He thought it was great fun. In
spite of all the trouble he caused,
the neighbors made a pet of him,
because he was so amusing.
The Day of the Picnic Arrives
After awhile summer and the
time for picnics arrived. At last,
even the day for the Sunday school
picnic was here. The little bears
mistress had decided to take him.
for she knew he would enjoy being
out in the woods. And so, he did.
At first, he hardly knew what to
make of it, but soon he started out
on an exploration trip. You would
never guess what he found!
1t was something all bears love
q bear tree, where the bees store
Up their honey. He climbed up 1t
1T once, and was soon feasting on
he honey which he pulled out with
(his paw. OF course, the bees were
very angry, and buzzed around try
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
Joy Series Of Plays
Sir Walter Raleigh

Scenery: A street in London. A
mud puddle close to where Raleigh
stands.
Characters: Sir Walter Raleigh,
Sir James, his companion; Queen
Elizabeth, Courtiers and Ladies-in-
Waiting.
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Oh, dear!
l can't get over the puddle of mud.
will get my slippers all muddy.
(Raleigh steps forward, throws
down his velvet cape. Queen Eliz-
abeth walks daintily across.)
QUEEN ELIZABETH: oh, thank
you very muchl | will make you
the head of my mobiles.
SIR JAMES: All! You have
found grace in the queens sight.
You are very lucky man, Raleigh.
(Sir Raleigh stepped up to the
queen.)
RALEIGH-Queen Elizabeth, I
wish you to become acquainted
with my friend, Sir James. He is
a very honest man. If | am to be
head of your mobiles, wish to have
Sir James as one of them. Will
you grant this to me?
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Yes, sir.
RALEIGH: Sir Walter Raleigh
is my name, gracious Queen.
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Yes, Sir
Walter Raleigh, you can have any
noble you choose, just so he is
honest.
with smile she exits, leaving
Raleigh and and his friend, Sir
James, bewildered on the STACEY
SIR JAMES: You lucky man!
RALEIGH: | count you lucky for
getting the queens grace through
me.
Queen enters with her court)
QUEEN ELIZABETH: Oh, dear
me, l forgot to tell you, you are to
pick out the men you want knighted
and come to the court at four
o'clock this afternoon.
RALEIGH: Yes Written by
Leneta Cox, ga grade, Finley
school.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
ANSWERS to RIDDLES
Times Have Changed.

ImeS F1dVe CHanUcu.
A young colored fellow in Wooster
One night made away with a
rooster;
The cock CHANGED to crow,
The boy was too slow
Now he can't relish fowl like he
useter.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
How Do You Saw 1t?

The four words listed here are
often mispronounced. Get them
right yourself and then listen very
closely when others speak to see
how they say the words.
Often-never pronounce the :" t."
Roof-use long double o."
Food-ditto.
RoOt-ditto.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
Hopeless Task

A woodpecker lit on Freshman's
head
And settled down to drill;
He bored away for half an hour
And then ne broke his bill
Red and Blue, Jenkintown (Pa.)
High.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
THE JUNIOR PALLADIUM

The Palladium chidren
be
be
they
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
AUNT POLLY'S LETTER

of Greetings o 0 Friends:
attracted people to him nightly
midget there know tiny monarch
should he be allowed to
it, the little word if Watch him meet him in his travels
day by day. and how important he holds
have been reading splendid little poem which begins:
Myself and m
gold my throne;-"
And then goes things would hap
eff Lord of Taray There should be trumpeters to
of the harp flute and mando
his when he should ride in state
off is just like magic carpet the wishing horse
may journeys wish All need to do
is to say were child in Egypt this very minue-and all OF
summonng camel to arise and take
little ride along the edge the great desert Or perhaps we
southern France the coast of the
would have playing with those French
white sails of boats flashing in
they their swiftly the blue blue
sea- Or we might say: Switzerland would
with those other children the foothills of the Alps
played"
PRACTICAL it would
spoil little would have ended should
CAN really be Lord of
Tartary think of at ALL Instead he just slipped in
little ent on having his delightful dream.
After journeys, again think
suddenly ride his wish
delighted when he reached home again.
his dog, and after drink of cold fresh
and tell the of his strange adventures
village walking and down the
narrow streets looking gay stopping speak
who special friends and tell them
about their travels.
Then little eff
carpet let remember that where live and
doing may be ese e place to which they
Perhaps, far child
plenty plenty air sunlight
visit their schools and play their Fairgrounds
along country lanes and sail little boats in
their shallow creeks
that Fairy Land isn't here unless we
way teasing not
be responded if hat mighty fingers
ooodh yp--
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
Watching for Him

ooh, you sing like an Ozark
canary"
Said my friend, and I thanked him,
unwary;
Now, I'm looking around
For that guy since I've found
That the bird" has four feet and Is
hairy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
The Biz Stick

We'll" said Freddy, after being
taken to hear the band, Il don't
think that band leader can man
age his men very well. Every
time he stops shaking his stick at
them, and turns his back, they
stop working"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07
JUST for FUN
Poor Hearing

Angry mother calling son. who
is in garage helping his father:
Stanley. Stanley! Oh, Stanley"
Father: "Why don't you ans
wer your mother?"
Stanley: well, I didn't hear
her until the third time"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-07

The cocoanut palm tree grows
chiefly in Ceylon, from which coun-
try 100000 nuts are exported
every year.
New-York tribune., 1922-02-25
Opera Artists TO Help
I'm Program for Caruso
Concert Sunday Night to Launch
Nationwide Drive for
McrnOriaI

Mrs. Dorothy benjamin Caruso an
nounced the program yesterday for the
Uppodromc concert to be given under
her auspices next Sunday evening to
launch The nntion wide public appeal of
tho Cnruso American Memorial Founda-
ton
A feature of tho program vii! be the
"Caruso March," composed for the occa-
sion by Edwin Franko Goldman, which
will be played by the Goldman baud.
The concert will open with the over
turc to "Mignon." followed by the pro-
oguc to "PAgliacci,' to be sung by
Joseph Schwarz, barytonc Of the Chi
cngo Opera Association. Ricardo Mar
tin will follow with "Dormi pure y
"Vieni Il giocarc' and "Mattinata.
Bronislnw IIubcrman, violinist, will
play the first movement of Tschaikow-
sky's concerto in D major. IIc will be
followed by Nine, Margaret d'Alvarez.
contralto, who will sing "Mon c~ur
s'ouvre tn voix," from samson at
Dalils' Ulysses Lappas, the Greek
tenor, will sing "Ridi, Pagliaccio'; Tito
Schipa will sing Ossian's song from
"Wcrthcr," and "rhc Dream from
"Manon." Arturo Bonucci, 'ccllist, will
play n Csardas. Nocturne and an
Etude. The concert will be concluded
with Nine Crazella Pareto, soprano of
the Chicago company, who will sing tho
Bell Song from "Lakme."
New-York tribune., 1922-02-25
Miller Is Queried
On His Opposition
To Maternity Bill
Meeting ON Sheppard-Town-
CIR Measure Finds Diff.
Guilty in Reconciling His
Position With Economy

The United Organizations for the
Sheppard Towner Maternity and In
fancy bill addressed a query to Cover
nor Miller last night. asking the
grounds for his opposition to the
Sheppard Towner bill and its enabling
act, the Duell bill, now before the
Legislature.
The query asks specifically, "Why,
2side from state rights, do you Justify,
A year OF economy, refusing the
Federal appropriation which would Sc
cure 100000 for the work. while the
state itself intends, under the Davcn-
port bill, to appropriate only 100000 ?"
The Governor frequently has eX-
pressed himself opposed to the bill, not
only on the ground that it is an in
vason OF states rights, but because it
is uneconomical.
The opposing opinions of two physi-
clans on the Sheppard Towner bill were
heard at a meeting Of the United Or
ganizations at their headquarters, 1923
East Fifty-second Street, yesterday
afternoon.
DR.. George Kosmas objected to the
bill ON the ground that it did not pro-
sufficient medical authority and also
declared that Federal supervision
would, in mis- opinion, kill local initia-
tive.
Or. Haven Emerson replied to this
Neither state nor local authorities
are in danger of being hampered by
the Sheppard -Towner bill and until a
domineering, autocratic, interfering
board at Washington actually spoils
the children's service in some state,
shall accept the Sheppard Towner bill
in the spirit in which it is offered
"The state medical authorities
charged with administering the act,
are the State Commissioner Of Health
and the head of the chldren's bureau
of the state AS medical authorities
they arc entirely adequate to guaran-
tee proper medical supervision of the
ministratipn.
THE Davenport bill puts New York
State in the position of sulking in a
corner and refusing to play with Uncle
Sam. Why should we pay out taxes to
help save babies in Oklahoma and not
permit Uncle Sam to help US save our
own babes?"
Mrs. Frank A. Vanderlip, chairman
Of the New York State League Of
Women Voters, presided over the meet
ing, and the other speakers for the bill
were Miss Lillian D. Wald, Mrs. Flor
ence Kelley and Mrs. John Andrews,
New-York tribune., 1922-02-25
Motion Pictures National
Stabilizer, Says Hays
Must Be Guarded as Churches
or Schools, He Asserts at
Press Club Farewell

FROM INC FTlot"t " uS'fNUfoH bHfcHU
WASHINGTON. Feb "a. Washing
ton newspaper correspondents. NOM
bcrs Of the Cabinet and associates in
the Post Office paid farewell to Post
master General win II. Hays. who
leaves the Cabinet TO 90 to mis- new
work with tho motion picture industry,
tonight at q reception in the National
Press Club. 1t was movie" night at
the club. which had been turned into
vcritablc motion picture thcatcr. The
transition OF Mr.. Hays from the Cabi-
net to the moving picture world was
accomplished by an original skit in
which two former presidents Of tho
club, Avery c. Marks and Theo-
dore Tiller, represented respectively a
United States letter carrier and a
two gum man of the film world.
In saying goodby TO the newspaper
men Mr.. Hays referred to the new work
he will undertake for the motion pic
turc industry. He said:
"Tho motion picture ia already the
principal amusement of tho major
ity of all the people; it is the sole
amusement OF millions. Thus it may
we'll become Essentially the national
stabilizer. The potentiaitics of the
motion picture for moral influence and
education aaN lmtlcss. Therefore, it's
integrity should be protected as we
protect the Integrity of our churches.
and its quality should be developed as
we develop the quality Of our schools y
New-York tribune., 1922-02-25

Robert Woolscy and Marion Sunshine
introduced new number called MEOW"
into The Blue Kitten" at tho Seiwyn
Theater last night to help celebrate the
musical comodys hftieth performance,