Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15


washing until the town was furnished
with current. Ye editor advised her
that she could if the neighbors and
the board of health had no objection.
THE QUESTION
Teacher whipped me BECAUSE was
the only boy who could answer a
question she asked the Glass;" cried
Freddy.
Freddy's mother was angry. I1l
see the teacher about that! What was
the question she asked your
She wanted to know who put the
glue in her ink bottle"
Near Ga11ipolis, Ohio, game roos-
ter is said to have killed a cat in
tight This report didn't say whether
the rooster took all nine lives or only
one.
Alex Mcdonald avs, true agrees
iveness holds out the open hand of
fellowship rather than the clinched
fist.
LII zee zee, tn Vamp says. The
human windbag never has blow out"
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Ii the modern novelist merely call
ed spade spade, it wouldn't be so
bad but they take a rake and make
hero out of him says Uric Bennett.
A wicked left and then a right,
10 4
might,
His eyes lit up like stars at night -
He couldn't get "a inch tire on
a SO in. rim.
Most men treat their weaknesses
with more consideration than thew de-
serve, says Joe Wall.
Mommer, mommer, why does that
man write things like that Office Cat
Stuff"
"Sh-h-h! Clarence! Perhaps he has
widowed mother to support"
A man lists his car as an asset or
liability, depending on what he wants
to show at the time.
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We shouldn't criticise congress for
the bonus delay. We have the best
congress money can buy.
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BARRIN' THE HYENA
Man is the only creature endowed
with the power of laughter Is he not
the only one that deserves to be
laughed at?
}. L. Dorminy says pep is anything
tflat puts happiness into tn heart, en-
ergy In the body, determination in
will.
Lawrence Glover says an account
which you lose money on is a "no
account"
THE LITTLE BIRD
Customer: Waiter a little bird
told me this coffee was not strained
Waiter:-"A little bird sir?"
Customer:-"Yes, a swallow"
Prestige and good will, reputation
and influence, hopes, dreams, pro-
grams and ideals are mighty sweet
and handy to have about, but after
all, 1t requires something more tan
g1ble than good wishes to keep the
wheels turning.
Jesse Grantham says some men are
born poor and others get into politics.
co..
Many men who says they would
like to die with their boots on probab.
ly mean that they would like to die
with a bootleg jag on.
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The world gives its admiration. not
to those who do what nobody else at
tempts, but to those who do best
what multitudes do well.
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LINE FORMS ON THE RIGHT
Just before the service the minister
was called into the vestibule by a
young couple, who asked that he mar
ry them. He answered he had not
time then but that if they would wait
until after the, sermon he would be
glad TO accommodate them. According
ly, just before the benediction, he
announced.
will those who wish to be mar
ried today please come forward?'
Thirteen women and one man
stepped up.
The modesty of my lady fair climbs
upward by degrees. In years gone by
twas ankle high, but now it's reached
her knees.
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Lives of great men all remind us,
Life is really not worth while,
If we do not leave behinds us
Some excuse for a smile.
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