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The New York herald., 1922-10-09
NOTES OFF TIE STAGE.

Miss Nance O'Neu is rehearsins another
Spanish role which she seems 70 Ike, IN the
"F'ield Of Ermine,F the first OF the Bena-
vente plays which she VIII produce this
season Alfred Hickman, who staged Tho
Passion Flower" IS staging this play.
Rain" founded on w. Somerset Maug-
hams story, Miss Thompson, viii open
tonight AT the Garrlcl Theater. Philadei-
phia under Sam III. Harrs's management
with Miss Jeanne Eagels In the leading role
= Tomorrow evening "The Gingham Girl.
with the two smallest stars IN New York
Miss Helen Ford. being 4 feet ! inches tan
and Eddie Buzztll. only inches taller, VIII
be presented for the fiftieth time
The threshold Players viii inagurate their
second season with four one act PLAYS
TRAINS" BY Evelyn Emig, THE Long BOX
by Zilah * Macdonald, Respectable by
Gladys Hall and Here We Are Again py
Robert w Sheldon.
Miss Elsie Ferguson will begin rehearsals
IN James Bernard Fagan's play The Wheel
OF life" on October iG, with the New York
opening sol for November y.
Frank Ferguson, author and producer VINO
delivers a course Of lectures on the theater
OF to-day at Columbia. win lecture next Fri
day afternoon before tho Century Theater
Club at the Hotel Commodore, on THE
Play, the Author, the Manager"
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

An adUcrtiscr,cne IN the Lost and
Found columns Of THE NEW YORK
HERALD offers real possibility Of
rccovering your lost property.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
SHUBERT CHIMPANZEES
GUESTS AT HOTEL TEA
Simians Show An Traits Of
Being Human Except

Max and Moritz and Akra, educated
chimpanzees that win appear in Gimme
Thrill" the new Shubert vaudeville
show 10 open to-day az the Central. arr
rived i'm New York yesterday and after
some difficulty quarters were obtained
for them at the Hotel Belleclaire where
1T r.. Zan" once had a lion.
The press agent OF the ShuDert enter
prlses gave a tea for the three simians.
az which they displayed their tricks.
They can sing and dance and eat with
knives and forks, wear TuNedos and
little red caps, smoke cigarettes and
drink water out Of bottles. They can
also do acrobatic stunts.
Their trainers say they are almost
human but those at the tea yesterday
doubt this. as the chimpanzees SAT
around for more than an hour and never
asked anybody who his bootlegger was
or where some good Scotch could be got.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
58 FOOT BOAT TO TRY
TRIP AROUND WORLD
German Group to Essay Haz-
drdous Voyage.

HAMBURG, Oct. S.-Two small German
sailboats are to attempt transoceanic
voyages the coming year
On one party Of thirteen German
artists and professional men plan to
circumnavigate the globe. They have
recently tested their craft in a trip TO
Copenhagen,
The vessel Is fifty-eight feet long and
Will carry three writer's. three artists a.
number OF movie" actors from Berlin
and a Munich doctor. This tour Is TO
bc made by way OF Holland. Spain. the
Canary Islands. Cuba. Mexico. both
coasts OF South America, the South Sea
Islands, China. Japan. India and the
Suez Canal. II Is. expected that three
weeks will be required in crossing the
Atlantic. and the party plans 70 return
home in about two years.
The other enterprise is to be con-
Quoted by three German sailors in a
forty-three foot sailboat OF twelve tons.
which they themselves intend to build.
They Will attempt to make the trim from
Hamburg 20 New York and are planning
to SAIL under the auspices OF the Inn
perial Yacht Club of Wuerttembers. II
has been reported that American inter-
ests agreed TO bear the costs of the ex-
pertinent II the boat carried the Amer
Jean flag, but that the offer was re-
jected. These scamen do not expect to
take to the water before next spring.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
WALKS ON TOES TO PAY GET.
Miss Nellie Breen Lost ON th'
Yankees.

Yankees.
At noon to-day Miss Nellie Breen Of
the Passing Show" in stage costume
will walk on her toes down Fifth avenue
from Forty-nrst to Forty-second street
on The Library side TO pay a wager made
with Miss Ethel Walker Of the same
clerus that the YanSs would win the
world series. The bet was made durns
a dressing room discussion, and Miss
Breen, who has a passion for baseball.
sided with the Yanks, sure that they
couldn't lose.
Miss Walker who was pro-Giant
counter wagered that she would kiss the
first policeman in sight. To make sure
that the loser does not once drop to her
heels a group of Passing Show girls
will be on the spot, and John McGraw
has been invited to act as referee.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
PARIS TENANTS PROTEST LAWS.

PARIS. Oct. S.--Tenants who are fac
ing Increases in rens or eviction met in
eleven large public meetings to-day
under the auspices of the Tenants Fed
GRAFTON and adopted resolutions of pro-
test against the housing laws. The reso-
lutions demanded legislation extending
leases without increases in rental.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
Saint Philips Episcopal Church.

Corner L and McLish, S. W.
First Sunday after Easter. Low
Sunday. The Holy communion will
be celebrated at 1880 and at II with
sermon and repetition OF the Festival
Ehster music. The Sunday school will
meet promptly at $3.50 Children are
requested TO bring all Lenten Mite
boxes without fail. Evening service
with singing by the boys choir at 1880
Tuesday being Saint Marks Day
holy communion will be celebrated at
$3.50. The w. A. will met at the
home Of Mrs. Ralph Tate on Tues.
day, afternoon at $50 The vestry
meets on Tuesday at 1880 p. m. In
the parish rooms. The boys choir
meets on Wednesday at p. IN. The
Senior Choir ON Thursday AT 1870. The
b. $. A. on Thursday In the parish
rooms at 7:30 The Altar Society on
Saturday afternoon at $40
Special attention Is called TO the
fact that Sunday is In the Easter
Octave and ail not communing on
Easter should do SO on Sunday Also
the b. s. A. Bible class will have
election OF officers on Sunday at 10
a. m. In the rectory.
+. W. GOLDEN. .HowES,
Rector,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
ROUTE OF GOOD
ROAD IN MURRAY
COUNTY LISTED
Work on Bankhead Highway
Begins at Once Since De-
cision Carries Federal
Road Fund
(Spcial to The Ardmoreitel

SULPHUR, Okla.-As a result Of
the state highway department, Muir
ray county will get the next federal
aid project in this section. which en-
braces the continuation of the John
ston county highway. north through
Mil Creek, Sulphur Davis and Wyn-
newood. Strong pressure was brought
to bear, to turn the Bankhead High
way, west from TishominSo to Manns.
vile and connect up with Carter
county and to Ardmore.
Since Murray county voted her
$685. road bond issue last fall,
this work has been held up, pending
decision as TO which route would
get federal aid
Governor Robertson gave out the
statement at the capital Tuesday,
that the whole matter was settled,
and that the Bankhead Highway,
through Johnston and Murray coun-
ties, would continue as first and
formerly planned. and that Murray
and Johnston county road bond money
would be matched dollar for dollar,
with state and federal aid, and that
the work could begin at once.
County Commissioner Arthur Nc
Clure stated, that the work would
start as soon as contracts could be
let, that the bonds had been ap-
proved and sold
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
Odd Fellows to Baum.

The degree team Of Ardmore Lodge
No. 6, I. Q. o. f., has accepted an
invitation to 90 to Baum Wednesday
April &c, anniversary day., ITO put
on the work Of the initiatGy degree,
for the lodge at that place. A com.
munity picnic and barbecue is to be
given at Baum the same day and
the good people of that neighborhood
and preparing a hearty welcome for
all comers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
FIRST Christian Church.

Broadway and 4 SITS
e:45, Sunday school. /. r. Mason,
superintendent.
11:00. Morning worship. Anthem,
The Splendor OF His Glory" wilde
mere.
Solo, Love Divine" Mrs. Baker
Sermon, The Perils OF Procrasti
nation"
zoo, intermediate c. T..
900, Senior c. T..
500, Evening worship, Anthem
"out Of the Night OF Darkness"
Sermon. Jesus Versus Caesar"
GRAFTON :. BROOKS.
$50 Minister
MRS. BILLIE BAKER,
Music Director
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
Broadway Baptist Church.

Corner c street, and Broadway
Bible school $3.50 a m.
Business Mems Bible Class, meets
in Davidson Hall. All men welcome.
Preaching service l0:45 a m. and
$ p. IN. at the evening hour the
pastor will speak on the Millennium.
Young Peoples Societies will meet
az G:l5 p. m.
A welcome TO all OF these services.
X. l.. DAVIDSON.
Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
East Ardmore Presbyterian.

Sunday school ut 9:45 u. IN.
Meeting of session, 1880 u. m.
Morning services 1900 a IN.
Junior Endeavor 200 p. m.
Senior Tndeavor at 1900 p. m.
Evening services, 500 p. IN.
The evening sermon will be of spe
cial interest TO young ladies', the sub
ject being kings Daughters.
You alG cordially invited to attend
these services.
THOMAS CAREY. Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
First Church Of Christ, Scientist

(Broadway and ID ST., N. W.
Services Sunday morning at IL
o'clock.
Subject: Probation After Death"
Golden Text: Revelation 20:6 Blessed
and holy is he that hath part in the
first resurrection: on such the second
death hath no power. but they shall
be priests Of God and of Christ, and
shall reign with him u thousand years.
Sunday school s:45 a. m.
Wednesday evening testimonial meet.
ing at o'clock
Reading room. suite 408 Simpson
building, open daily from IL a. m.
to p. m. except Sundays and legal
holidays, where the Bible and author
lied Christian Science literature may
be read. purchased or borrowed from
the lending library.
The pubic is cordially invited 10
attend our services and to visit the
reading room.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
Alva Wins Convention.

ENID, Okla.-Alva was chosen as
the next meeting place of the Albert
Pike Highway Association at the final
session Of the two-day convention
here Friday. Muskogee was the other
city in the race for the convntion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
fE40''
INDUCES
SLEE

Humphreys Number "Forey" In
duces Response. and Natural, Refresh
ing Sleep.
No Narcotic, Opiate. Dope or habit
forming Drugs-Strictly Homeopathic
Blessed be Sleep.
A Morristown, Lady. n. j., writes:
II took dose of Number Forty"
last night and slept through a sharp
thunder and lightning storm. which
proves for me it's efficacy. Blessed be
sleep and the little pellets which help
u.s."
Price 30c and s1.00. at Drug Stores.
or sent on receipt of price, or c. o.
D.. Parcel Post.
Humphreys Homeo Medicine Co
156 William Street, New York. Medi.
cal Book Free.
Humphreys Seventy seven" breaks
up Colds that hang on.-adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
First Presbyterian Church.

Seryicr will be held today as fol.
lows: Sunday school at 9:i5 u. IN.
Meeting Of session at 1916 n. m.
Public worship at II u. m. Christian
Endeavor at $50 p. IN. \ cordial
Invitation is extended TO everyone.
CHAS. c. WEITH, Pastor
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23
CHURCHES

NOTE TO PASTORS: This col
uinn is closed at 6 p. IN. Friday,
IN order that announcements be
given space herein. all copy must
: be in by that time.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23

Florida was so named by Ponce
de Leon because he discovered it on
Easter Sunday. which is in Spanish
"Pascua Florida"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-04-23

Mechanics wages have been in
creased 20 to 80 per cent in Canton,
China.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
LESS E BENEFICIAL

F the American people are eating less meat, as
1 statistics compiled by the Agricultural Depart
ment seem 10 prove, 1t is a matter for congratula.
tlon rather than comiseratlon, in SO far as the
health of the public is concerned. In pioneer days
when the entire household worked at laborious
tasks and early to bed and early to rise was tho
only time clock extant, 1t was only natural that
men and women too should eat quantities of meat.
especially since game was plentiful and other fool
not SO plentiful. The habit carried on long after
the Woodworking open air life gave way TO tho
sedentary, indoor employment which marks tile life
Of today.
Any cook book OF fifty years ago will be filed
with elaborate meat recipes. One recently consulted
called for four different kinds of meat. in making
soup for an invalid. Another menu given featured
FIVE different kinds OF meat at one meal. America
is noted for her ~dispepttc people. Stomach trouble
and kindred ills keep half the number of American
physicians busy. The more meat. within reason,
that the people subtract from their daily supply Of
food the better off they will be in the long run. II
war restrictions influenced a reduced demand for
meat, it also is claimed to have reduced the demand
for sugar, and that too should have a decidedly
beneficial effect upon the health OF the American
people. The consumption of sugar AMI tho.
consumption Of meat have both been altogether too
heavy and people generally would feel better and
live longer IL they would leave off one half the
amount Of both in their daily diet.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
FRIDAY EVENING, MARCH "a, 1922
UNTO THE LEAST OF THESE

Ah5 majority OF the people will agree thai
talrmont has performed her full duty in taking
care otthe loafers which have been present in our
midst Tor the entire winter. Naturally, no ono
would wish to have these unfortunates driven out
~ cod weather, particularly as many Of them are
deserving men who are temporary victims OF
unemployment, but now that winter is over and
MERE wiz be many chances for work open to men
WHO sdesire 1t, Fairrnont cannot continue to house
and iced indefinitely thirty or forty able bodied
men.
Ihere is no doubt thai the e%xpedlent OF
Keeping these idle men in tile city building over
night has protected many citizens from petty theft
and perhaps real loss in extensive robbery. Men
without work, food, and shelter will grow
desperate even the best of them. When 1t comes
10 FOOD, especially, the human Individual believes
thatthe world owes him enough TO support life. and
sometimes the most terrible crimes result from a
simple attempt to steal enough food to satisfy
hunger. The city has been wise in giving these
men shelter and in distributing the food which has
been donated for their maintenance.
Along the line OF the food distribution many
interesting stories could be told Of the past winter.
Tie police chief could tell II he desired of a woman
Who watched the snow fall and sllivered at the
sepnd,ot the bitter winter wind and thought Of the
homeless, p%ennyless men sleeping on the cement
noor in the city building, and who, in pity. sent in
from g restaurant, sandwiches and coffee enough
Tor the entire number sheltered there. The police
chief could tell, IL he would, who bought tin cups
and pans for the men so that they might have
something in which to put their food. Everybody
IN the city knows from what source most Of tue
food supplied. came, and many men who received
tood will ever have a kindly feeling toward the
orgsnization that extended this charity.
OF course a number of the men who will be told
70 stnoye on are habItual tramps who have found
Ea1rmont a soft spot during a hard season. hut
there are numbers also who Will not need Urging,
FORTH milder weather which is now to be expected
win make them anxious to get out and look for
employment.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24

movie director, says that type is definitely obsolete.
Thai auguts n tor lie millions Of youths whose
ambition 70 get ahead IN the business of.theswofid
ds bred ~ the desire 70 establish home.
I~ngramssays, .fThe American business man IS
too easily read. too frank and too obvious. To the
American woman he Is like a book, rather a naive
book, which she has read and yawned over several
times.
THE romantic lover has seized upon her mind,
her heart. She doesn't want a man who conducts
his battles over a desk top with pen and ink and
telephone. She wants instead the duel-and hnesse
and b~rilllancy in loTe-maklng. This is the heydey
Of the subtle 1over-a dangerous day for the
American husband.
This is additional rot to the rot which the
screen has already /endearored to drive
home. 1t is against this Kind of miserable teaching
that the American public has revolted. ! The people
swallowed this kind of sutff until nausea ensued
and public opinion stormed. The type Of man
described as the preferred lover may be acceptable
in Hollywood, indeed the inspiration Of the
analysis must have come from there according to
the publicity recently achieved by that place, but
that 1t is a correct statement Of the preferences OF
the average girl today is beyond belief, and Is insult
absolutely to American womanhood.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
The Coal strIke

The one big topic of conyersa-
ton in Fairmont now Is the threat
tening coal strike. All hope OF
averttng the strike, or the cessa-
ton Of operations in the coal
fields as 1t Is politely spoken Of,
seems 10 have been given up. The
one lone remaining chance for
heading off the trouble in this dis.
trict being the conference between
the miners leaders and the coal
operators set for Baltimore for Sat-
'urday.
Naturally speculation on the
strike centers about the duration
OF the rest period"
The best place to get an eartul
on the situation is the Fairmont
barber shops. The best minds'
.ot the community gather in the
barber shops to have their chins
scrapped off. Since the cute little
shaycrs In the shops only receive
a nominal sum for their "barberous
tactics, many Of the patrons tip
them off with a lot Of inside dope
on what's going on in the world.
or what Is about to 60 on in the
world, and how long they expect
that which Is about to go on in
the world to keep going on once
that which is about to 20 on really
gets going.
Once these birds get all lathered.
up. speculation is rife and other.
wise,
A concensus Of opinion in one
shop today reduced to a rock bot
tom, abbreviated statement was:
The strike would be either short in
duration, an exceptionally long
strike or just tolerable medium.
With this information in your
possession. you may consider your.
self a well informed citizen in a
position where you may sit back
and contemplate the situation at
leisure, prepared when the affair
is over to say, II told you so."
Those wishing to make a coutrl.
button to the editor OF this column
for his exhaustive study Of the i'm
pending strike may leave their
contributions at the box office.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
sidehghts
s%arsanarllla. Pl.,,a

This Is the story OF the old days
before the death. at least the SUB.
posed death Of one John Barley.
corn, the worlds greatest enter
tainer, bar none: The story Is q
favorite with,-Weil, never MINI
who:
The story turns about a young
man who had diffiulty in KNOWING
when he had consumed enough,
once he got started and who was
seeking a means OF stopping when
the felt the grip Of NAL dc mere
upon him.
1T is an easy matter" said a
friend. when you feel yourself
loading up too heavily simply say
to the bartender 'sarsaparIlla".
But. my dear sir" protested tina
unfortunate imbiber, when I have
had enough I can't say sarsapar-
illa."
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
MHAT Q rHIs

RE American girls losing their taste for bright
Ayouns business men as lovers and husbands?
po girls Of today admire the man who insists on
70 devote to his business interests, and who
flnds his Office more entertaining than the tea
dsnsant? James Dean, atmosphere writer for the
movies thinks that they do not, and saws so right
out in what he calls an "aualysls' OF the tastes Of
The young womanhood of America. Says Mr.. Dean:
The American woman is tired OF the bright
YOUNG business man type OF lover. Rex Ingram,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24

cannot understand the system In
use BY sport writer's Of Fairmont
and vicinity. EVERY time our
bowling crew loses" he declares,
they say &c" Pop" Naples team
but when we win they invariably
make 1t the West virsInian team
It's too deep for me-"
DO all babies weigh nine
pounds?" inquiries Ye MnS. Ed,
attnr perrsing the twoaty-third
report to that effect within a fort
night,
Weather note; Friday, warm
Society note: a pleasant event
OF the early spring season will be
the unwilling OF the electric fans.
Diplomatic note: The above is
true PROVIDED 1t doesn't SNOW.
me cops were after Ole and he
rushed into his , friend Brede's
cabin, asking to be hidden. Crawl
In that sack there" said Brrde,
Ole did and a moment later an
officer dashed into the house. "Is
Ole here?" he asked. NO" lied
Bredc. II thought ] saw him
come in here Just now" said the
officer, looking around; what's In
that sack?" Brede was cornered
and he answered hastily: "sleish-
bells" The officer grunted sus.
ptciously and, walking over, gave
the "sleighbells' a vicious kick.
From inside the sack came the
words: "Yingle! Yingle!"
That R%iyerhead. n. Y, man who
passed through the World War, a
dynamite explosion and an auto
snash.up without getting killed
ought to make a good police chief
for MateTan,
Have you become a race Of vel.
low men?" demands Chief Justice
Seaman anent the new Chicago
crime wave. This Is apparently q
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24

The state of Virginia, after a bitter scrap with
the motion picture interests taking active part,
passed a state censorship bill and the censorship
committee have been named. The committee state
that 1t is not their intention to hinder .'art" nor to
be too censorious in their opinions. They have
the right idea with which to begin their work. 1t
is abuse of privilege which brought about public
demand for censorship, but public opinion would
quickly reverse ii the censorship established should
not be broad and fair.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
RUFF STUFF

West Virginia U~ntrersIty's stu
dent council has just passed a
resolution requesting Moon
htne,n the schools uncensored
humorous publication, TO be less
issue. Evidently. they are trying
oaextract the kick.
Hold en-, MountaIneers"
should be amended to read keep
m Xolsteady, Mooashine!"
Which reminds US Of something
wanted to say about Morgan
Chambers but for the love Of us
We can't think what It was. Sorry.
the way, who was the mar.
Red man, who, at d recent we'd
ding Wednesday night, went out
on The porch in the cold with a
certain married lady (not his
Wife) to imbibe from a certain
TASK labeled Bottled in Bond?"
Appropos Of the discovery OF
Mabelis social register In the Nor
ssntown city all, Seph, the New
Dominion wit, remarks that wives
NJ that city cannot understand
their husbands sudden affection
Tor that old familiar hymn. az
Wonder II Ny Name Is Written
Thefe2iA.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-03-24
Berton BraIey's Poem

Lemon in the apple sauce,
Cinnamon In pie,
Nutmeg on the apple tarts
trritate a guy;
I believe that homicide
Isn't such a vice
When applied to those who spoil
Apple pie with spice!
Lemon in the apple sauce,
Gives a sickly flavor,
Ruins all its tastiness,
Wrecks the apple SAVIOR;
would like to skin the cooks,
Salt and tan their pelts,
Who make pie and apple sauce
Taste like something else.
Apple Is the king Of fruits,
It's a shame. a sin,
When some villain Of a cook
Mixes lemon in:
Bakes' an apple full OF cloves,
Nutmeg, too. by heck
Someone kindly get a rope
While / hold his neck!
Lemon in the apple sauce,
Cinnamon in pie,
Nutmeg on the apple tart.
Jrritate q guy.
Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.)
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Whist was played as long az,
as 1900 A. D.