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The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

system becomes saturated with pol.
sons, the patient becomes thin and
pale and in time various complications
are apt to result.
Tanlac is powerful reconstructive
tonic and quickly overcomes this con-
ditlon by aiding nature to eliminate
the impurities from the system In a
natural way and enable the vital or
gans to properly perform their func-
tions. That is why it Is called Ma
ture's Medicine.
In fact, there is not single por-
tion of the body that is not benefited
by the helpful action of Tanlac, which
begins its work by stimulating the dl-
gestive and asslmilative organs, there.
by enriching the blood and invigorat'
ing the entire system. Next, 1t en-.
ables the weak, worn-Out stomach to
thoroughly digest its food and convert
the nourishing elements into bone,
blood and muscle. The result is you
feel strong, sturdy and well with the
proper amount of flesh, as Nature In
tended. Sold by all good druggists.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
Totally obscured.

A certain callow Chicago swain had
an amazingly large mouth which he
contorted into an all-pervading smile
when he wished to make a good Inn
preston. His sweetle had persuaded
him to "ask father" and the youth
was determined to show himself to
good advantage.
mister jones'" he began, stretch
ing his principal feature TO the utmost
of geniality. II have come to ask for
the hand of your daughter. L"
"Just a moment, young man." inter
rupted the old gentleman mildly
"would you mind closing your mouth
for moment till / see who you areT
American Legion Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
One Way Round.

A Washington butcher one day de-
liyered a pair of chickens to tender
hearted housewife. She shuddered
when she saw them.
"I should think" she said, "you
would never have the heart to chop
the heads off these innocent chickens.
"Ma'am," replied the butcher. Il
haven't. That was one Of the great
problems of life, until l discovered
a way out of it. Since then haven't
had a quaIm Of conscience"
"How in the ewOrld do You do itf
81 don't chep the heads on the
chickens any more. ] chop the chick
ems off the heads."-American Legion
Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

Spencer cited the Saceo- -Nnnzettl
case to illustrate how propagandizing
machinery is being speeded up, and his
resolution mentioned the springing up
Of numerous organizations now en-
gagged in raising funds represented to
be for Russian relief"
Although the activities of the inde-
pendent relief organizations were up
for attack, speakers were careful to
emphasize the need of relief in Russia
as distributed by the American relief
administration.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

Millions Of people have not only
been relieved of the most obstinate
forms of dyspepsia and indigestion by
Tanlac after other remedies have
failed, but large numbers Of them
have reported II remarkable and rapid
increase in weight and return to nor
nal health and strength by its use.
In fact, SO phenomenal have been
The gains in weight by thin, frail peo-
pie through the use of Tanlac that
this remarkable preparation is now
being proclaimed everywhere as the
Worlds Greatest Tonic.
The food people eat does them alb
solutely no good unless they digest it
properly. When you suffer from in
digestion and other forms of stomach
trouble, the food does you harm in
stead Of good, because food which is
not digested stays in the stomach and
ferments, causing pains, swelling, gas
on stomach, shortness of breath, bad
taste In the mouth, dizziness and
many other disagreeable symptoms.
IIf this condition is permitted to run
on for an indefinite period the entire
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
So sorry TO Trouble.

A woman in an Ohio hotel came
down to the ONCE one evening and
asked II she could get glass of water.
The clerk agreeabIy obliged and she
disappeared with IT, returning quickly
for another.
"Pm SO sorry to trouble you" she
said.
The clerk assured her that II was
no trouble but when she returned for
a third glass and then fourth he
became curious and asked her what
she wanted with 50 much water.
~ know you'll just scream when ]
tell you," she said. "but I'm trying tc
put out a fire In my room. ."-American
Legion Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

were being divert
ed into propagan-
da were made in
a meeting of the
National Civic
Federation, New
YORK city, b y
Lorillard Spencer,
New York, repre-
senting the Amer
ican Legion, who
has called for a
.eral lnvestiga-
tlon of relief fund
distribution.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
Revenge In store.

"You speak courteously to your
landlord"
"Tact, my boy. tact" said Mr.. Clip
ping, mysterlously.
"Eh2"
"I'm building home Of my own
and he doesn't know about It. When
pay my last instalment Of rent I'm
going to make him little speech that
win be treat to his ptfice help
Birmingham Age-HeraId.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

dances won for
Miss Coletta Bar
tholemy the elec-
tion as executive
secretary of the
American Legion
auxiliary in Ore
gon. That Miss
BarthOlemy fills
the bill ts1 s17tthe
consensus of opin-
ion In Oregon.
She is reported
as being one of
the most execu-
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
7 actful.

"Why did he not accompany you to
the theater, instead of sending tickets
for yourself and mother?"
ut was not the kind of show" an
swered Miss Cayenne, (which would
permit a gentleman to feel at ease in
the presence of ladies'"
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
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Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no irri-
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One soap for all uses-shaving bathing
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The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
The Reason.

"Why isn't the Hon. Rowland Rave
making four-minute loyalty and con-
servation speeches?" "Oh, he feels
that in four minutes he could not be-
gin TO enumerate his wonderful quail
fications for the Office for which he
asplres. City Star.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

tive of secretaries and at the same
time one of the most secretarial of ex-
ecutives that has ever Joined the aux
ll.ary. Under her capable manage
ment the organization is making huge
strides and is reporting progress In
every department.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
THIN FRA|L PEOPLE : :.
SHOULD TAKE TANLAC
Hundreds of Men and Women All Over America
Appear To Be Physical Wrecks Simply Be
cause Their Systems Are Starving
~ for Nourishment.

There hundreds of hn rundown
all the United States who should be strong sturdy
vigorous with rch red blood ngg through their veins and
feeling brmfu life and energy they would only profit by
experience of others all the United States
assist nature to digest the food they by simply taking Tanac
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

The war has made table linen very
valuable. The use of Red Cross Ball
Blue will add to its wearing qualities.
Use 1t and see. All grocers.-Adver-
tisement.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
Important TO Mothera
One Who Remembers.

"Our friends may forget u.s." OBJ
served the street-car philosopher, ''but
the fellow who sends out the quarter
ly dun for the incOme-tax gatherers
never does. s."-Buffalo Express.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

1t is better to be disappointed In
love than 1t is to be disappointed in
alimony.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
In Great Quantity.

"Jones seems rather proud of his ig-
norance." "Well, you must admit that
ne has lot OF it,"
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

A diplomat is man who bosses the
crowd and makes them like 1t.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

Naturally a. pull viii get a man to
the top quicker than a push.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
THE LIVE WIRE SECRETARY
Mics coletta 5arthoIemy, oftleiai Of
the Oregon Auxiliary, Knows
How TO Get Results.

Live wire methods at entertain
ments, hospital visits, bazaars and
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

Originality In social life should
never reach the disagreeable.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09
out.

"Pa, there is bin collector at the
door,"
"All right. Tell him I'm out
"Out OF what?"
"Out of funds"
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

',,1llc:aor
American
Le9ior,
Copy for This Department Supplied By
the American Legion News servlce.l
FUNDS PROBE is DEMANDED
LoriIlard Spencer, New York, Repre-
sentlno Legion, Asks for Inves-
tnatlon Of Distribution.

Charges that money collected b.
vadlcaI organizations for soviet relief.
The Jasper news., 1922-02-09

Heroic measures are several sizes
too large for the average man.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26


Guire says, in the report from the
New York Office.
The carload of eggs from Glencoe
is receiving many favorable COM
ments here because of the fine quality
of the eggs" Mr.. Sondergaard said
'T am informed that these eggs are
some of the finest that have ever ar
rived in the market at this time of
the year. If Minnesota can furnish
this grade of eggs, see no reason
why we should not be doing big
business in eggs as well as butter"
Never before, Mr.. Mcclure said,
have Minnesota farmers been allowed
to find out, as a whole, that their
eggs were recognized as a high class
product on the eastern markets. The
new Office of the Minnesota dairy
farmers on the New York market, he
said, will protect the interests of the
producers by seeing that Minnesota
products are marketed at the highest
price their quality commands, and
that the farmers get the full benefit
of higher prices paid for high quality.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
CREAMERIES OPEN
NEW YORK OFFICE
Minnesota Association Takes Over
Manager and Entire Establish
ment of Danish Producers

By Farm Bureau News Service.
The cooperative creameries, of
Minnesota at last have their own
direct representative on the eastern
market.
The Minnesota cooperative Cream
cries association, Inc, announced to-
day that M. Sondergaard, American
manager for the United Danish But
ter Associations, Inc, has become its
New York representative. The Mimi
esota association has taken over the
entire establishment of the Danish
organization, at 1O5 Hudson street,
New York City. .- II
For the first time in history, the
dairy industry of Minnesota as a
whole has it's own agency to protect
it's interests on the important termi-
nal markets of the east. Prices,
freight charges, scorings, supply and
demand and every other phase Of
marketing in which the incomes of
Minnesota cooperative creamery pa
irons are concerned will be watched
by the New York Office.
The new eastern office already has
done service for Minnesota farmers
according toA. J. MCGUIRE, manager
Of the state association. Mr.. Sender
gard has reported the arrival in New
York of the first carload of eggs ship
ped Comparatively by Minnesota farm
ers under the statewide egg market
ing plan worked out by the creameries
association at a conference last
month. The carload came from Glen
coe. The possibilities of this mar
keting plan were indicated, Mr.. Nc
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
MANY ARRESTS IN
AUTO TAX CAMPAIGN
Fines Imposed and Numerous Prose
cutions in DOdger
Drive.

Nearly 100000 additional taxes
and penalties paid, fines imposed on
more than so convictions and more
than 100 cars listed for further pros
ecutions are partial results for the
first three days of Minnesota auto tax
enforcement reported to the state
highway department. The cases were
listed by three special inspectors
making daily reports and big in
creases in totals were predicted on
first weekly returns from 143 ad-
ditional inspectors s-engineers, su-
perintendents and other regular en-
pIoyes of the highway department
over the state.
Morris and vicinity, like all other
localities in Minnesota officials as
sert, are included for roundups Of un-
licensed cars by inspectors with in
structions to take offenders directly
into court. Regular department en-
ployees are to continue searches in
connection with their ordinary duties
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
until the last unlicensed car
truck is rounded up.

until the last unlicensed car or
truck is rounded up.
Charles M. Babcock, state highway
commissioner, who undertook the
drive~on solicitations from other state
officials and "in fairness to more
than 100000 motor vehicle owners
who have complied with the law, !"
acknowledged hearty cooperation
from sheriffs and police officers in
many sections.
Prosecutions are being brought in
all cases where cars and trucks are
operated in Minnesota without both
front and rear tags and in the cases
of foreign cars without visitors per-
mits. Scores are fast learning that
prompt compliance with the law
saves trouble and costs, inspectors re-
port, and that the auto tax must be
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Four Yaledictorians.

Lloyd Richardson, member of the
graduating class Of the Morris high
school had to be it. Leastwise there
seemed no other way out as two
sisters and a brother before him
had been it. And when such a pre-
cedent has been set it needs behove
one to carry on. Thus Lloyd
Richardson did not fail and was this
week announced valedictorian of the
1922 graduating class of the Morris
high school by Supt. L. G. Mustain,
He is the son of Rev. and Mrs. F. H.
Richardson of this city.
According to the superintendent,
it was a close battle for first honors
and Tillie Nelson only Jagged by less
than one point with her averages
for the four years. Lloyd Richard
sons averages were 80 while Tillie
Nelson scaled the 81 mark by a
trifle and secured sa1utatorian hon
Ors. Janice Gould came next with
an SO average for the high school
course. -a-s y
In securing vaIedictoEians honors
this year Lloyd Richardson only did
what his sister Hazel did at Doom,
Ia, in 1912, what his brother Her.
Vey, did here in 1913 and what his
other sister Berniee did last year.
Hazel Richardson is now teaching in
st. Paul, Hervey Richardson is a
Junior at Manchester college and Ber-
nice Richardson is attending teach
er school at Cedar Rapids, Ia. &s -
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Poppy Sale Saturday

Poppies will be offered for sale in
Morris under the direction of the
American Legion Auxiliary on
Saturday of this week. The small
poppies will be sold throughout the
city by girls at 1Oc each and all are
urged to buy these symbols of the
sacrifices of American soldiers in
France. The larger poppies, which
have already been ordered, will be
delivered by the women of the Aux
iliary on that day. All are urged to
wear poppy Saturday.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Olmstead Speaiks.

R. E. Olmstead of the University
Extension Bureau spoke at a meeting
of the Swan Lake township Farmers
club at the home of Oscar Brestel
last Friday evening. He emphasized
the Importance of farmers club in
the community. Miss Mable Ma
comber of the West Central School OF
Agriculture also spoke and an
npunced the Women's short course to
be held at the West Central school
on June IL, 13, IA, and Is.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Tran Installed.

Installation of trap on the
ground of the Riverside pavilion
leased by the Morris Trap Shotting
club was completed early this week.
As soon as the trap was regulated
the members of the local gun club
planned to hold their first shoot Of
the season. 1t is expected that mem
bers of the club will shoot at the
clay pigeons about three evenings a
week following the regulation of the
trap.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
MANY NEW BOOKS PUT
ON LIBRARY SHELVES
New Works Include Fiction for
GrOwnups and Also for Chill
dren of City.

Twenty-six new books for adults
and twenty-one new books for chill
dren have recently been placed on
the local library shelves, according to
Miss Agnes Torpey, librarian. me
new books were announced as fol-
lows: ~s -. ,-... .
Bailey, Gay Cockade; Brown, Jour
ney's End; Bruce, Self Development; /;
Burr. Rural Organization; Cooper,
White Desert; Cooper Garden of
Memories; Draper. School, Church
and Home Games; Fletcher, Scar
haven Keep; Fleuron, Story of a
Pike; Forbes, Romance of Business;
Hawes, Great Quest; Holt, Marriotts
and the Powells; King, Conquest OF
Fear; Levermore, American Song
Book; Lincoln, Galusha the Magni-
ficant; Martin, March On; Morley,
Modern Essays, My Chinese Marri-
age; Pocock, Modern Poetry; Poole,
Beggar's Gold; Powells, Where the
Strange Trails Go Down; Quick, Van
dermark's Folly; Robinson, Enter
Jerry; Sharp, Patrons of Democracy;
Ward, Phyllis Ann; Watson, Spoilers
of the Valley.
CHILDREN'S BOOKS.
Boyer; Johnnie Kelley; Brown
Silver Bear; Garfield, Big Tent;
Clark, Tiny Toilers; Colum, Children
Of Odin; Davies, When was a Boy
in Serbia; Evarts, Passing of the
Old West; Gilgrist, Kit, Pat and
Few Boys; Herben, Jack O'Health
and Peg o. JOY; Johnson, Star Peo-
pie; Johnson, Little Miss Melody;
Knapp, Tales of True Knights; Lin
coin, Bobby and the Big Road;
Philips, Black Eyed Susan; Richards,
Then Came Caroline; St. Nicholas,
Our Dog Friends; Sullivan, Brother
Eskimo; Taylor, Real Stuff; White
Peggy in Her Blue Frock.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
0IYTR m WrTxInu.

In style, as in other things, 1t is well
always to aim at the combination of
as many excellences as possible-Op-
DOsite excellences. it may be-those
other beauties Of prose. A busy age
viii hardly educate its writer's In cor
rectness. Let its writer's take time
TO write English more as a learned
language; and completing that correc-
tton Of style which had, only gone a
certain way in the last century, raise
the general level Of language towards
their own. .--Pater.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
weather and Crops.

With the exception of two hot days
the latter part of last week the
weather during the past week has
been unsettled, cool and marked by
numerous showers. 1t has been fine
growing weather for grain although
holding up the corn planting. Crop
conditions, despite their late start,
are considered to be practically up to
those of last year at this time.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Royal Neighbors Initiate.

Nine new members were initiated
into the local chapter of the Royal
Neighbors of America on Tuesday,
evening. The work, which was very
impressive, was conducted by Dist
rict Deputy Mrs. A. e. Heath Of
Eagle Bend, Mimi. Following the
initiation a delightful lunch was
served and social hour enjoyed by
those present.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
viii Move to Morris.

e. L. Alexander of Mount Zuma,
Iowa, was in Morris last week look
ing after his farming interests here.
Mr.. Alexander is the owner of a
half section farm in sections 10 and
90 of Pepperton township, and in
tends to move to Morris this summer
to make Stevens county his perman-
net home.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
CONGREGATIONAL Church.

Congregational Church.
Morning worship 1890 a. m.
Sermon theme, The Significance
of our Memorials" i
Sunday School IL o'clock. =
Evening worship at the Armory,
Baccalaureate Sermon for the grad
uating class of the Morris High
school. -.ksr - e. '...
H H.Symons, Minister
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26

paid.
The inspectors are concerned only
with violations Of the law against
unlicensed machines and tax appIi-
cations and payments are being left
entirely to the owners and the state
registrar, Mike Holm, secretary of
state.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
Re0ue and Alberta.

Reque and Alberta.
Long Lake at 1890 A. NJ, and at
Alberta at 500 P. M.
Business meeting of the Frog Lake
Cemetery association and The Rogue
congregation May 29th, atF::SO P. M.
e.. A. A. Reece.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
AMONG THE CHURCHES
The Lutheran Free Church,

Services for Sunday, May %.
st. Petri church, Cyrus. Com
munion services at 1890 a. m.
The Scandia church.
If roads are good let us go with
the joint choirs to Hoffman. Other
wise services at $500 p. m.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26

1890 Morning Worship Memoir
ial Service" to which G.. A. R.;
American Legion and Ladies Auxil=
iary of same have been invited as
guests of honor.
The public is most cordially in
vited to attend. 49,.
Sunday School at 11:45.
No evening service
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26

English Lutheran Church.
Confirmation services Sunday
at 1890 sharp. Services
by Rev. A. Bredesen.
Sunday School at noon.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-26
M. E. Church ANNOUNCEMENTS.

H. H. symons, Minister.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14
PROPOSALS.

COMMISSIONERS. d. c.. WASHINGTON,
August u. 1927 sesled proposals will be-
received at Room 500. District Building
until o'clock r. m. August 2lst. 1922. for
placing ssphsltic surface on Georris ave
nue northwest. from Fsirmont street TO
Kenyon street. For detailed informs tiun
apply to Room 427. District Bldg CUN0
H. RUDOLPH. JAMES Y. OYSTER.
CHARLES KELLER. oonmisssonsrs. q. C.
augl2. IL. .15.1e.l7.ls. le5
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14
WANTED-REAL ESTATE

List YOUR PROPERTY
with me NJ q reasonable profit 20 you ana
I VIII seIi it. Special demand for snsn
homes and business property with LIVING
quarters.
HERMAN Z. GAeCH
p.., r...,. Insursn~e
,sae " yo,k Ava Main siso
800
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14
REAL ESTATE LOANS

LOUIS sHoExAKEk. Iso1 C. srs
proved D. c. real estate. or for huiliins
prsvsiiias rate ef tntersst. and esn>iassz.
Aa1s lloA
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14

Bedbugs, Reaches. Rats
extermfnated BY experts rusrsqt resutta
NATIONAL EXTERyINAroR co.
SOC 9th st. NV. franklip 2fee
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Chevy Chase Continued.

y
AN UNUSUAL oFFERINe IN A TWO
bedroom bungalow IN Chevy Chase; . eosy
place that 10 truly different IN 4 practical
way; the ipt ~ eoxf2s feet and 70 located
rossession so. 500. SHANNON . LUcHA
T1s 18th ct. nv. Main 2345.
LOCATED ON A LOT HAVING A 'FRONT.'
age Of 90 feet and running back $50 feet.
this home is splendid value at $4,000.
Two stories and cellar; nrst floor comprises
library and kitchea; second floor-thrss
bedrooms and bath; front and rear porches.
hardwood floors: good heating plant. elec-
trfc hghts. garage: e2.0ro cash payment
asked: MckEEvER Goss. 1to5 nys st.
sEMI.BUNeALow LOCATED ON ONE or
the prettiest corners In this beautiful
section: lot eoxi70 with attractive lawn:
Eve rooms and bath On first floor; two rooms
aicove and storage room on second: has
spacious front porch: hardwood floors; elec-
trie lights: hot-water heat; stone open nre-
place; cellar: Price si1;ooo on rea.onaois
nv. Main 4752. Sl0-S
EIGHT ROOMS AND TWO BATHS; FRONT
snd double rear porches. tsieeping porch):
vapor heat; electric lights: hardwood floors;
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lawn. Phone us for appointment to In
spect- Price S11.50O. MckEEVEH d GOSS.
i4o5 Eye st. NV. Main 47s2. S153
PRACTICALLY NEW HOME: DErAcHED;
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one Of the most attractive sections Of Chevy
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with open fireplace. dining room and kitchen:
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This 10 q most inviting spot. surrounded By
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SHANNON q LCCHs. 7ls 18th St nv.
Main 2a4s.
ATTRACTIVE DUTCH coLoNIAL Horss
Of center hall plan. containing rooms
u bedrooms) and bath: hot-water heat;
electricity and gas; front and rear porches:
hardwood floors and trim: screens; open
fireplace. This house 10 Of frame construc-
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built-iu gsrage: convenient terms. Price.
s12 ESQ. SHANNON 4 LUCHS. 713 18th ct
nv. Main ~.
MIGHTY Attractive HOUSE AND
one that is entirely Individual; red
rooms. living room with open fireplace. din
ing room and kitchen; hot-water heat. elec-
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wood noors and trim. Lot rs feet wide and
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q LUCHs. 713 18th Of. NV. Main 2345. -
The Washington herald., 1922-08-14

IAkUAA PAkK.-S10.50 800.
Carroll ave. srms.; b.: anil; Al con.
dition. N. l. sANsBURY q CO.. 14Is st.
Mr. WALTER REED HosP.-coNYER; Z
fms.: receipt. hall 4 tile b.: h.-w.h.: eIee.
laundry: Al cond.. gar. ears: 81 900:
sa.0eo cash. wILDMAN & CO.. 9Th 4 q.
Frankhn 500. Ni