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Arizona republican., 1922-03-28

respond to and brings out emotions
OF different kind
In Europe, jazz Is much more high
ly regarded than in this country, all
though its widespread popularity has
not been viewed by the bourgoisie
without a storm Of scared protest.
Over there, however. ii has aroused
much interest among serious musi-
clans who at least respect original
ity. And that jazz is an American
product. in spite of its supposed jun
gle origin, cannot be denied.
But" says one European author
ity, If your serious American COM
posers, through excess culture, con-
tinue to ignore or sneer at jazz, they
may miss very valuable opportun-
ity-the opportunity of Initiating the
next great revolution in music. We
may discover over here that jazz will
furnish to European music that in
fusion Of new blood and strength that
is now 80 necessary to its very life.
In that event il may return to you
Americans as modern music with
the stamp OF European approval
which-pardon me-seems so neces-
sary to your cultured classes in the
United States In other words. what
you now despise and reject as yul-
gar, cheap and contemplate, your
musicians may acclaim when even
tually 1t reappears under European
label"
How Jazz Started
Meanwhile jazz is undergoing a re-
| form in this country. II started out
in California few years ago when
young musician in the San Fran
cisco Symphony orchestra decided
that he wanted to get married, and
that in order to accomplish the feat
he would have to have u larger in
come than his symphony salary.
There was only one thing for him to
do--to take UP dance music. He did;
and since then jazz has never been
! the same. AS trained and highly
accomplished musician he began TAX
ing all the popular blues" songs and
| skillfully arranging them for orches-
| tration.
The average popular song consists
Of merely one melody which is sim
ply repeated over and over again
| Occasionally. at very rare intervals
| a popular song writer may grow ex-
| travagant and combine a. couple Of
melodies. but this is regarded as un-
necessarily wasteful. The one mel
ody of the popular song is the same
| as the theme OF CldSSlcdl InuSlC. gu
Whitenan was the first to conceive
the idea Of taking this one jazz mel
ody and filling in the gaps between
it's occurrence with counter melodies
First comes a dramatic introduction
leading up to the jazz melody, while
aSter that each time the melody oc-
ours 1t Is preceded by bit of-say
a Iiszt rhapsody or Chopin ma
possibly even q difficult pas
sage by Bach.
According to Mr.. Whiteman, this
task which Is now being followed by
nearly all the leaders OF AmercaI
dance orchestras. is one which should
| not incur the scorn of good mu-
| sicians "All classical music, ne
saws, consists, in the final analysis
of the folk themes Of peasants whicf
have been built into sophisticated
art With the possible exception o
Mcdowell and Cadman, our dance
music has thus far been America
one original contribution to the mu'
sic of the world. Our other musi'
has been the result of European in
lnuences. And Europe gives us credi
for our contribution"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
CHAMPIONS The HoMELY MAN

DO homely make the best husbands!
The merits Of the homely husband were upheld
by Judge Theodore j. Richter, who has tied and un-
tied hundreds Of matrimonial knots
The handsome is more likely 20 become a
gant in divorce proceedings, not because his good
looks made him worse but because they are likely to
make his wife jealous he said. Her jealousy leads to
mistrust
The handsome who is constantly being
nagged by jealous wife finally gets tired OF pro-
testing his innocence. He may think that as long as
his fidelity is questioned he migh as well go astray.
Judge Richter said that handsomeness in man
Is often handicap. Good looks make him conceited
and cause him to attach much importance to the
ncidentals of his personality rather than upon actual
accomplishmentDe roit News.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
THE PATAGoNIAN PLEsIo.
SAuRUS


A Plesiosaurus--or Plesfosaurus
Dolichodeirus, IL you want its full
name is reported to be residing in
Patagonia, and to be anxious to have
all its many friends know that It Is
alive and well.
The explorers who have made the
report have been examined and pro-
nounced mentally sound.
A careful search of their trunks
and suit cases has failed 10 reveal
any synthetic gin,
An honest to goodness Plesiosau-
rus, up TO ali the standard specifica-
tions and doing justice to his pictures
in the encyclopedias (Misk- Prok),
is swimming around the lakes OF
Patagonia. they declare, despite
scientific convictions that the last
one had perished hundreds or thou
sands Of years ago.
The Patagonia Plesiosaurus Is. ac-
cording TO descriptions, a monster 40
feet long, with a neck that taxes up
half that distance. 1t looks very
much like something the aicoholic
ward uses Tor lnLlmludtlOu puAPV@SS'
And maybe II is.
The Plesiosaurus inhabited the
earth during the mesozoic period,
which came between the paleozoic
period and the bicycle period OF the
late eighties. No man inhabited the
earth at that time. In fact. man
would have been perfect fool 10
have tried it.
More details from Patagonia are
awaited with keen interest.
American moving picture men have
been rushed to the scene ana the
Plesiosaurus will be asked 70 pose
in the following attitudes:
/. Plesiosaurus sitting Down, Win
legs crossed. =,
?. Plesiosaurus standing up, smii-
ing and doffing hat
8. Plesiosaurus lying on pack
smoking cigarette.
4. Plesiosaurus rolling over.
s. Plesiosaurus at evening meal.
s. Plesiosaurus THAT Night.
Will H. Hays, film master general,
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28

the reason that investments in the ocean carrying
trade not brought satisfactory returns The IDEA
of a ship subsidy for which the president not long
ago addressed congress is that it would induce pr-
vate owners to re-enter this important branch OF
commerce now neglected by Americans.
Opinions as to the desrability of ship subsidy
may differ but no one with the commercial inter-
ests Of the United States at heart fail to well
come renewal of American participation in
carrying trade the ocean.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
ADVERTISED WITH BREATH

Long Beach--Headed by Ben W. McLendon, chief
of police squad Of officers swooped down dealers
in illicit liquor in Long Beach recently, taking twenty
two men and one girl into custody on charges Of boot
Logging
The girl it is said, worked The dance halls. blow
ing alcoholic breath in the faces Of her partners
and then inviting them outside for drng at dollar
a swallow. She made from SIS TO s25 night it is
said---Los Angeles Times.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
THE ONCE OVER
BY H. I. PHILLIPS

say he can see no objection 70 show,
ing the Plesiosaurus on the screen II
this particular Plesio has a clean
record and is OF Republican SYM
pathies. The movie censors insist
only that II be properly dressed and
that the captions make no references
to opium smoking.
or course there is always the possi-
bility when a thing like Plesio-
saurus is seen at some rural point
that it's a publicity stunt to herald
the approach of a new cigarette or
tooth paste. And then again this
Patagonian exhibit may be some new
Montgomery and stone team trying
out for vaudeville. One can't trust
anybody these days. even a Plesio-
saurus!
Soon we shall know. perhaps. for
the South American Association OF
Live Plesiosaurus Hunters is TO at
tempt to capture the critter. 1t Ia
now over ten thousand years since
they have had one 10 hunt. And as
that is a long time 70 wait. II -
feared both the hunters and their
bird dogs may be all out OF practice.
This should give the Plesiosaurus
a great advantage. In fact, he would
appear, from the descriptions 70 have
a great advantage anyhow. The Pa
tagonian Society for the Prevention
OF Cruelty to Animals has opposed
the hunt on the ground. OF course
that is may constitute cruelty to an
animal. But II the Piesiosaurus Is al
that he has been cracked up 70 be,
and has trained faithfully, the hunt
should be opposed on the ground OF
cruelty 70 the hunters.
Il am fit and ready" the Plesio-
saurus was reported as saying yes
terday. Il have been training for
centuries for this fight. In fact. !
reached such splendid condition that
L ceased heavy work and got down
to simple shadow boxing and rope
skipping over 500 years ago. NY
opponents are much younger than
am. but I have the experience. II l
lose l will have no excuses"
e~s
The first round between the Plesio-
saurus and the Plesiosaurus hunters
should take place any moment.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
a SURE RET

Letter to nquisitive editor
Can you tell why my girl always closes her
eyes when / kiss her?"
The editor replied Send your picture and
perhaps we tell you
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28

We seem to be so nearly out of the lap Of winter
after many setbacks, that we speak Of spring
without knocking wood.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28

Interest in perpetual motion has been reawakened
by an egg eating hen.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
ENROLL YOUR NAME NOW
IN PIONEERS ASSOCIATION

Enrolment Of pioneers Arizona Pioneers association
rov II nroure who residents OF the state
nd hsvs hser such eligible TO ebershp
The annual decided when the association
was oraanxed, dollar
Fi in blank below today you are qualified nnd deeirs
blank should bs sent, with the annual
s.. 20 Mr. Mel Fekas secretary the association, II North Frst
Avenue, Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-28
TUESDAY MORNING, MARCH s5. 1872

Nothing can 1Uork me damage e1-
cept myself; the harm that I sustain
( carry aOlth me, and Rever am q real
sufferer but By nay osUn fault
st. Bernard.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25

ers and tams.'
Don't know what they are,'' de-
clared the Moon-Man, but / have
something better than that, A little
magic powder / keep on hsnd--a
little magic powder. Now where
Is it?"
He went fumbling about In an old
cupboard ard presently drew out a
sort of salt-shaker which he held up
to the light
II just keep 1t in an old thing like
this" he apologized, so that nobody
will think ii worth while and steal
1t. the powder is troublesome to
make"
While he was talking you could
have hung your hat on Nancy's and
Nick's eyes. they were sticking out
SO far with Amusement. For the
salt-shaker affair, my dear, that the
Moon-Man said was so old and
worthless was cut from a single ruby
which glowed and burned in the
light like a live coal.
"Ch!" gasped Nancy. -
Goodness mel" Nick couldn't
help excla.ming. What a queer
place the NOM was! Everything
seemed to be mixed UP.
(To be contfnued)
Copyright, 1922, NEA Service)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
OUR FIRST YEAR
BIZ A BRIDE

as a business a
l developed an intense dislike for
it from the first.
/ like to believe that / have a
sense of humor, but l must own
up that I was unreasonable about
that mustache. Jack had been cul-
tivating it about two weeks When
one morning / announced impul-
sively, that l would not kiss him
until he shaved it off.
Never again, Peggins?"
Jack put his lathered face into
my kitchenet before breakfast. No
man looks like a hero in that state.
1t was easy fer me to say with de-
cision:
IT mean just what / say. I will
not kiss you until you shave on the
mustache! So-you'd better do 1t
MOVIE"
I suppose that demand made Jack
unreasonable; or convinced him that
/ was. Certainly he must have been
convinced of something very disa-
greeable when I absolutely refused
to kiss him goodby. and he had to
so off to the ofice-for the first time
without it,
So we went along for two weeks.
Every morning / cried after my nus
band went to work.
Embrace me he might. kiss me he
mirts mott Becoming a real cave
man. upon one occasion. he got
soundly stamped for his pains.
(To be continued)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
Kitchen Hints
Tempting Menus

A dinner salad of sliced tomato
on lettuce with French dressing Is
always acceptable no matter what
the meat course may be.
And luncheon salads of stuffed
tomatoes are legion.
Never serve tomatoes without peel
ing them. The skin Is really indi-
gestible besides being most unpleas-
ant to try to eat. For stul1ed toma-
toes pare and remove "A thin slice
from the stem end. Take out the
seeds and some OF the pulp. Sprin-
kle with salt inside. invert and let
stand half an hour. This removes
most OF the juice and leaves the to-
mato shell nrm. Chill thoroughly
before serving. The pulp can De
Used In a meat or to moisten
a bread dressing for meat.
Tomatoes Stuned With Pineapple
Prepare tomatoes Tor stuiung.
Fill with shredded pineapple,
chopped nuts and neufchatel cheese.
To our tablespoons pineapple use
one tablespoon cheese and two ia
blespoons nuts. Mask the whole
with mayonnaise n serve ON a
bed OF lettuce.
Tomatoes stuffed With Cucumbers
Prepare tomatoes for stuffing. fill
with cucumbers cut in tiny cubes,
one-half teaspoon minced onion to
enough cucumber to MI four me-
dunn sized tomatoes and mayonnaise
Mask the whole with mayonnaise
and serve on a bed Of lettuce.
surprise Tomato Salad
Prepare four tomatoes for stuffing
Put seeds and pulp in a strainer to
lraf~ S.xr. atfra Af~ four ah1A.
spoons diced cucumbers, three table,
spoons cooked asparagus heads. two
tablespoons minced celery, one-half
teaspoon minced onion. four table,
spoons tomato juice, salt and pep
per. Add three tablespoons minced
lean veal and three tablespoons
minced lean pork. Cold roast meats
are best. Make moist with mayon-
naise and fill tomatoes with mixture.
Pile any stufiing above the top OF
tomatoes to build up the salad.
Stuffed Tomato Salad
Prepare tomatoes for stufiing. Fill
with a mixture of cream cheese,
nuts and minced green pepper. Mask
with mayonnaise and serve on a
bed of lettuce.
Tomatoes stuffed With Ham and
SplaI1C1l
Prepare tomatoes for stufing, FIJI
with a mixture of chopped cooked
spinach and finely chopped cooked
ham. Use half as much ham as
spinach and moisten with lemon
juice or vinegar. Mask the whole
with m~ayonnaise. and serve on a
bed of lettuce.
Mayonnaise Salad Dressing
One teaspoon powdered sugar. 1
teaspoon salt, scant " teaspoon
mustard, "a teaspoon onion juice.
few grains pepper. / egg yolk. Y
cup oil. lemon juice or vinegar.
|. Put dry ingredients in . bowl and
mix smooth. Have all ingredients
and utensils thoroughly chilled. Add
yolk of egg to dry ingredients and
mix smooth. Beat in about one-half
teaspoon vinegar. Add oil drop by
drop, beating constantly. As the
dressing thickens add q little lemon
juice or vinegar.
After half the oil is used 1t may be
added more rapidly than at first.
But II the OIL Is put in too fast the
dressing will curdle.
Copyright. 1922. NEA Service)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
BY MRS. MAX WEST
Late of the United States Children's
Bureau

Do not be afraid to strip the baby
down to his band when the hottest
days come, especially If lie Is of the
run-about age. These active babies
who are exercising all the while they
are awake. should wear not more
than one layer of clothing, at n
most, on the days OF great heat.
This may be a thin sleeveless band
and diaper, or only a waist and
drawers. Babies under three months
of age and those which are not
healthy, cannot be quite SC COM
pletely ~undressed. but the amount
and weight of their clothes should
be much reduced. There is no doubt
that many babies suffer seriously
from being too heavily dressed.
Atwood underwear should be
changed for lightweight gauze hav-
ing a very small amount of wool in
the weave. Indeed. some physicians
now direct that babies born in the
spring and summer shall have all
cotton shifts and bands. In n
event, there is no possible reason for
keeping even a young baby swathed
in several layers of flannel in hot
weather. Knitted garments, sacks.
bootees, and caps are entirely out OF
place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
GOT A "PITUICENTRIC"
IN YOUR HOME? MOI

brother and sister glands.
Next to regulating embonpoint
and being full Of iodine the thyroid
gland is especially interesting to me
because 1t solves the mystery of the
Adams apple. All my life I've just
been honing to know why is an
Adams apple? The answer is SIM
ply this: "It's a gentleman thyroid
gland" What a p~ollyanna thought
II is to realize that the more protu-
berant and like-a-nervous-elevator-
at-every-swallow Philips Adams
apple is. the more full he is of thy
roid and temperament.
The thyroid certainly seems TO be
hitting on all cylinders, for it has a
go at the brain as well, and a de-
f1ciency OF thyroid means a def
cheney of mentality and puts you
among the subs. while an excess or
state OF hyperthyroidism mean you
are right there with the brilliant
personality and a hit Al an after
dinner speaker.
Little, But on. My!
All tucked away cosy-like in q
bony box at the base of the brain
nestles the pituitary. It's little, but
oh, my. 1t can make a giant or a
dwarf. a genius or a moron out of
you. IL you don't watch out. The
pituitary Is really twins called post
and ante and. believe me, which of
the two is the best man makes a lot
of difference in your life and looks.
The pineal gland is our little Old
last years third v and it and
the thymus r glands of childhood
that are supposed to exit when we
ere all grown up. If they still hang
around in u vegetative system the
result is the angelfsce. babydoll.
marypiekford type. Doug on the
other gland is all to the adrenal.
Now can you imagine when your
infer-I mean internal secretions
get to working all wrong? My dear,
according to Louis Berman, MD.
who has written a book all about #,
called THE Glands Regulating Per-
sonality." just n little gland get
ting out of step is the answer TO
everything that goes awry.
II your husband beats you tomor-
row. don't fret. It's just that his
internal secretions aren't c~o-ordinat-
ing. II o fall in love with your
chauffeur, you have only your
gonads to blame. and a fainting 1T
or Mysteries when the cook gives
AfSAACC why AAtaho tAat toAA aaAU~
mails have failed you.
Isn't ii all lust too beautifully
simple for anything?
You see "By their internal secre-
lions We shall know them is the
slogan of the endocrine fans. Per-
~sonality. physique. pep-there Just
Amt nothin' these pesky glands
don't regulate.
IN the old days. according to
Freud. Bill and Jung. you had TO
tell the story OF your life, your real
age and all your dreams before they
could say that" about you. Now.
according to Berman. one look at
the shape OF your nose. a glance at
your teeth. a glimpse Of an eyebrow
and you are Immediately put In
your proper place along with the
rest of the pituicentrics. subthyroids
or infantiloids and there you are.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
KEYPORT CONCERT IS
THOROUGHLY ENJOYED

KEYPORT, May Is. - The
Brahms-Mendelssohn ensemble OF
Perth Amboy gave an excellent en-
tertainment in Calvary NJ. E.. church
on Tuesday evening which was large
ly attended despite the fact that
several other events were held in
the borough at the same hour.
The program consisted of several
numbers by the ensemble. Mendels-
sohn quartet of voices. the Brahms
quartet of stringed instruments, vo-
cal solos and violin solos.
Mrs. White and Mrs. Crowell. vio-
linist and soprano, respectively.
both gave attractive interpretations
Of their numbers accompanied by
Mr.. Maxwell Mac Michael. an artist
in accompanying. while the duet
sung by Mr. Potter and Mr.. BRIGGS
raj most pleasing.
From time to time nco were
given and the program was alto
gether delightful. The entertain
ment was given under the super
| vision Of the Sunday school classes
Of Edward F. Many and Miss Hazel
Walling. the proceeds amounting to
about $50 to be applied to the build
ing fund for the new social house.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
Chan. 51-Triyial Troubles

~
When a girl marries she expects
life is going to become a succession
OF startling events.
Pretty soon she discovers that life
goes on after the wedding much as
it did before.
Jack never asked me why I had
gone to the station, nor whom /
had seen there. His lack of curiosity
made me awfully cross. He ought
also to have ragged about the play.
but he did not.
But / hadn't a particle OF right
to be cross If Jack was living up 10
our contract far better than /.
Somewhat vaguely said I to Me:
Peg Madison, that letter from
Mrs. Herrod was only a little rift be-
tween you and Jack. but II will be
as deep and broad as the grand
canon il you keep on imagining
things as you've been doing the last
few days"
In spite OF this wise admonition,
I permitted our nex big trouble to
develop over a mere tribe.
Jack was obstinate about nothing
at all. Sometimes / surmised that
he must have been Jealous of Bart.
a little bit. or he wouldn'. have been
so stubborn about not shaving off
his mustache. The story seems
silly, now I look back at IL.
4 Jack had decided to wear a mus
{tachs thinking it would make him
Hook older. would add to his dignity
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25
Your Health
Your Vacation
BY DIR. n. ". BISHOP
tBy DR.. II. n. Bishop

II is quite common for a man 70
return from q vacation completely
worn out. Everyone knows that =
vacation is taken for change and
rest.
Rest does not mean merely lying
still or sleeping all the time. Many
people can get complete rest by a
change of occupation.
While ii is somewhat of an exaE-
Grafton to say that the ironworker
should play tiddle-de-winks or ping
pong OF his vacation. and the Office
clerk should break steers. still this
conveys the idea of change, which
Is truly a great remedy for mental
fatigue.
A few general rules apply to all
vacations.
First. you should get away from
home and business IL possible. 1t
isn't necessary to go a long dis
lance. but II Is essential TO get into
the open. And then forget bust
ness.
II you go camping. don't be care
less concering sanitary conditions.
Inquire as to the safety of your
water supply. Find out about sew
age and the methods of disposal.
Look into the source of your milk
supply. Are there swamps. ponds
or other notwithstanding spots
near your camping place?
Having settled these questions
satisfactorily. make sure that you
spend the precious vacation time
sensibly. Keep good hours. Don't
waste precious time indoors at a
card table, but improve your health
and strength by exercise in the open
air.
Try these directions this summer
and you will find you IA come back
from your vacation ready to eat up
work.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25

With only $50 an economical
housewife has made summer ward
robes for herself. her younger sister
Rand her small son. In this, her
third article for the Evening News,
she tells how $40 provided summer
OUTFIT for her son.
Juniors clothes r a problem.
He is just 6 and I found this spring
he'd grown out of nearly everything.
l had to begin at the beginning to
at him out again.
Because l was In a hurry to get
him It least one set of everything
he'd need l planned and made these
summer clothes for him. I was as
tonished myself when / found that
for $40 I had bought materials for
two suits, a blouse, pair of knicker-
bockers and a light coat.
That's enough even fer a very
activ< small boy to start the sum
on and he won't have a chance
grow out of them.
MILDLY Sub
Most practical and most becom-
ing for q small boy is the MILDLY
suit. It can be made up in any one
of half a dozen durable wash ma
terials that will stand repeated tub
bings. Colored suits are rather
more practical than white ones. 70
/ bought blue poplin.
The bolero suit I made of pongee
with a blouse of batiste. 1t is light
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-25

limit the number of flowers a girl
might carry, and sometimes they
abolished them altogether.
Now such measures are not nee
essary. Flappers adopt uniforms OF
their own accord. and most of them
wouldn't be bothered with carrying
flowers. Instinctively, they select
the plainest clothes in the store.
Time and time again a mother
calls for something lacey and fluffy,
only to find 1t firmly declined by
the fiapper daughter"
The materials, / learned. that
seem to find most favor are georg-
cite crepe and cantor crepe, with
crepe de chimes. organdies and voilei
following closely.
Some girls are making q conces-
sion and wearing a white ribbon in
their bobbed tresses, but most OF
them prefer to let the Joy in its COM
fort keep 1t unconfned.
Except for her beloved earrings,
and possibly q string of beads. the
fapper will be graduated without
Jewels.