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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
THE KID.

The kid has gone to the colors,
And we don't know what to say.
The kid we have loved and cuddled
Stepped out for the flag today.
We thought him child. q baby,
with neycr a care at all.
But his country called him man-slzc,
And the kid has heard tho call.
He paused to watch the recruiting.
Where, fired by the fife and drum,
He bowed his head to Old Glory
And thought that it whispered,
"Comel"
The kid, not being a Stacker.
Stood forth with patriot Joy
To add his name to the roster
And, God. we're proud of the boy!
The kid has gone to tho colors.
It seems but little while
Since ne drilled a schoolboy army
In q truly martial style.
But now he's a man, q soldier.
And we lend him listening ear,
For his heart IL Q heart all loyal
Unscourged by the curse OF fear.
His dad, when he told him. shuddered;
His nnother-God bless herl--cried;
Yet. blest with q mother nature.
she wept with mother pride.
But no whose old shoulders straight
ened
Was Eranddad, for memory ran
II years when he, too, a youngster.
Was changed by the flog 10 q niaZi!
w W, Herscheli Il L. ). Army Re-
cruItIng News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
ONE REEL YARNS
FOOT TRACKS

Everybody get OUT announced
Pes. II am going to paint the kitchen
floor"
''oh. I want to make candy" walled
Nancy.
And I want to make kite"
lamented Jack.
Not to-day" said Peg with finality
II am going to paint and don't want
to be bothered. And II any one sets
foot on that door before It is dry ]
am going to make papa punish him
90 there" finished Peg.
Mother and father were away on
their vacation ana the Blair children
were keeping house. Peg shooed them
all on for the day. Jack said. IT bet
the floor win lcoIu InesBy-aI foot
tracks an everything"
at just WON'T declared Peg. You
wait and sea.''
Il was biz job, but Peg whistIed
gaily as she slapped on the gray paint.
good and thick to cover the spots.
There half DONE" she remarked.
as she painted past the sink and ap-
preached the wall where stood the
range. SwaAh. slap went the brush.
and Pag whistled al the tunes she
moro now, am glad. my knees are
getting tired she muttered. She
turned about on the small space left,
and surveyed her work And then a
terrible thought came to her. She had
painted herself INF
It was dark whsn the others came
home. and they crept into bed without
examining the kitchen-
At midnight Dad and Mother came
in, and AZ parents will made straight
for tho kitchen, AZ they opened the
dc0r. out OF the d&r9ness came .
ouaversng voice. Don't como in. the
door is painted
Father struck light. and there. to
his aston1Shment. they saw. Peg h1d-
dled UP In the ono implanted corner.
For h0aven-s Saka. why don't you
coEMA ou&?"
Il cant without making tracks and
Jack bet ] would make 'em and bet
] v'putan'G~
Fafher MaiA nothing He put seTeTa1
iaTEe. determined footprints on that
floor. ana reaching his daughter. took
hsr uD Ia his arms and carried her to
bod Bu7 afterwards he went back
ana DatnfHd oct the spota
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
for those who would lay a solid foun-

for those who would lay a solid foun-
dalton for business success.
The short course has also been
planned with special reference to the
needs OF the younger men and women
in business in Florida and vicinity,
who cannot get away for the full eight
weeks Of the summer session, All who
can do so are urged to remain for the
full session and complete the work
as it will be given In summer school.
Those who cannot get away for long
er than a month will be permitted, to
finish by correspondence.
College credit will be granted to all
who are duly qualified on satisfactory
completion Of the work. Each regular
course for the eight weeks will count
1 liz college credits. AS the facilities
of the university are limited, only a
certain number will be registered in
the classes in accounting, consequent
ly application should be made as soon
as possible.
For further information address the
General Extension Division or J. w.
Norman, Dean Of the Summer School,
University of Florida, GAINESVILLE, Fla.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
By Al G

dollars a year is going into these
stocks in New York alone, and every
large city in the country has branch
office of one or more Of these orgaTii-
cations that Is sending It's ambitious
young statesmen throughout the sur
rounding territory.
And what Of the stocks that are be-
Ing so enthusiastically offered with the
bait OF Large earning power on your
money" For every one that will pay
somewhere near what the buyer Is led
to expect from 1t, there are several
that will go to the wall, and the bal
a1ce will never pay more than to 8
percent. And when the owner wants
to get his money out Of these stocks
he will learn their true worth. Accord
ing to present available figures he can
get only one-third or one-half Of what
he paid for the stock If the company Is
still In existence. If he is willing to
wait to let the organization from
which he bought it dispose OF it for
him 1t will cost him anywhere from
10 to rs per cent for selling commits
sion and he will have to walt some
time for his money. He has no re-
dress; he has bought the stock and
must continue to hold it while others
are buying the new stocks that the
house has contracted for. I can en-
phatically state that what a salesman
tells you concerning the easy convent
bility Of these stocks is all bunk. The
only time bank may loan money on
them is to accommodate a responsible
business man who deposits with It, and
then the bank is likely to lose conf.
dence in the business mans judgment
From the Worlds Work for May.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
CIRCUS GAME

Choose leader for the game from
a group Of your friends. This leader
says ST went to the circus and saw an
elephant"
The next player says: y went TO
the circus and saw an elephant and
tiger"
The third repeats what the 0econd
has said and then adds third thing
that was seen. All that the other
players have said must be repeated
In the exact wording.
The player VINO first fails 20 repeat
all that was said just AS IL was
stated, Ia the loser.
Nobody likes TO be the loser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
Promoting Stock Schemes

Every day in the New York dailies
can be found numberless ads more or
less cleverly written in which the
young fellow wanting opposition is told
how he can make ten to TIVE lty thou
sand dollars a year selling securities
There are about 10000 stock statesmen
running around New York trying to
sell stock in new enterprises or COM
panies being refinanced with the aid of
these chain-of brokerage establish
ments. Probably two hundred million
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
BUSINESS TRAINING At u. OF r.


The general extension division of the
University OF Florida in cooperation
with the summer school has arranged
for an eight weeks course in the fun
damentals Of business training to be
held at GAINESVILLE from June 14th to
staff Of the University has been sup
plemented by the addition OF Professor
Eldridge Hart OF Rollins College, who
is unusually well qualified to give the
courses in accounting and transporta-
ton. Besides his academic training
at Brown, Harvard and London, Pro-
lessor Hart is chartered accountant
and has had twelve years experience
in railroad and municipal accounting
in some Of the largest cities Of the
country
Two courses will be offered in ac-
counting, one for beginners and one
for those who have had the equivalent
Of a years work In bookkeeping as
given in high school or business col
lege. The elementary course will
consider the principles Of accounting,
and their relation to the modern
methods Of bookkeeping. The work
will consist of both lectures and lab
oratory practice. The advanced course
will take up such topics as partner
ships, corporations, consultations, IL
quotation, and other important phases
of constructive accounting. The course
IN transportation will be for advanced
students who have had at least one
course in economics.
Professor Bristol Of the department
Of sociology and economics Of the
,1Y,3x,ar cifIy twill rfPur ono cnIlrca IN
economics and one in sociology. The
course On economics will deal with the
development Of our industrial system,
the nature and scope of the productive
process, the different agents, in pro-
duction, forms Of industrial organiza-
ton and some of the problems Of bus
mess management. The course in So
oiology will deal with the laws and
principles of social organization and
social progress, with special emphasis
on the problems of Industrial and So
cial efficiency.
DR.. H. o. EnwaH # he department
of psychology and philosophy will
give a course In general psychology
which will be Of value to a back
ground for an understanding Of the
psychological factors in business es-
pecially advertising and selling
If there is a sufficient demand, al
course will be offered in modern bust
ness problems supplemented by adj
dresses by men Of ripe and successful
business experience. The courses CIV
en- in the summer school In English,
Mathematics, History, Civics and
Spanish viii be found of great value
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

Flappers dress for speed and COM
fort.
You can always save daylight by us
ing 1t.
A man who pays as he goes never
has to stop.
A salesman has to strike man to
make a hit.
When summer breezes are felt, the
hats are not.
May IA is Mothers Day. Fathers
Day Ii pay day.
The man who stays on his toes keeps
others off OF them.
The modern wise men Of the yeast
are homebrewers.
When business Is slow, it Is good
Idea to get after it.
%
A diamond In the rough never shines
until 1t gets polished.
Being down in the mouth is fine
way to get up in the air.
-
After q man buys his first lot he
feels like he owns the earth.
10
Wild flowers in the woods are tame
compared with those on hats.
%
xytAt. a,,A~a
swings. It IL wonder anybody Is sin
gle.
Judge rules that a spring bonnet is
necessity. 1t IL when some neighbor
has one.
European merchants can take Rus
sia's orders, II Russia will take their
orders at Genoa.
Conan Doyle says people stay mar
ried in heaven. Some people wouldn't
call that heaven.
Lloyd George says he IL a tired man
on a cold mountain top; but he may
just be up tree.
The small boy thinks the worst thing
about sisters bobbed hair is she has
to wash her neck,
80
From his reputation as a killer, Gem
eral Semenoffs name must be pro-
nounced, "Sce- Off"
II they keep on cutting down our
8rny tho next war will have to be
fought by general delivery.
Chicago robber shot in New York
should have had sense enough to stay
a. home, where folks knew him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

jazz may be determined by some
ultase; the question Is not so much
what is decided to be jazz. and there
fore prohibit, but why prohibit the
symptom and leave the cause un-
totfched7
This particular instance will proba-
bly, afford more amusement than any
thing elseI and the chorus of fun
poked at this city council by the daily
press Is already swelling. But consid-
cred as a symptom. such action may
well cause serious thought; America is
founded on law. order. and respect for
government, on freedom of thought,
religion and action so long as we In
terfers not with our neighbours rights.
Passage OF ridiculous (and not en-
forceable) law tends to make all law
ridiculous Make contempt for law uni
versa1, and the United States must
become as Rome was and Russia is.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
MAY BASKET TIME

Each year when Maytime comes
around,
Sweet baskets fun of bloom
Are hung upon the doorknob, where
They spread their sweet perfume:
As hanging baskets at this times
A very common game,
You should take care and never make
Your baskets all the same,
So Il you'd likc to try q change.
A basket you'll ma hero
That IL not hard at all to make
Directions are quito clear.
A six-inch square OF paper, stint,
Is all that IL win take,
But you must bo quite sure to watch
The folds that you must make,
First cut upon tho heavy lines
Then on the dotted, fold,
And you win have q reticule
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
rn-pHYa PuznE

Take a letter from . marsh and
leave q grain. Take n letter from
Just and leave tree. Take letter
from to throw and leave o domestic
animal. Take q letter from o fish and
leave surrowful The letters taken
away smell q word meaning to cleanse.
Answer to yesterdays: Trap. rose.
Asia. peat.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

No man loves her as much after
marriage as he did before. He has to
spend more time working.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28
TEnMYson

TennySon found great Joy IN relating
anecdotes 81 his visit to Scotland. He
told the following one about an inn-
keeper near Sterling TO whom the re-
mark was made, do you know the
man YOU had with you the other
night ?''
Ma but he was a p1eesan3 shen-
uemanj~ was the reray,
II was fennySon, the poet"
An what may he bel"
Oh he IL the writer Of verse; such
as you see In the papers,
No. to think % that sod kAe
iEsr~kseper. s'3use . po0RAc ,Sgixae, an
7 gfed him ma best bedroom
How, Why, and What
How does the cuckoo baad tie nest?
Cuckoos do not build nests at all, ex-
cept for some foreign species that are
known to do so.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

From his reputation as a killer, Gen.
eral Semenoff's name must be pro-
aounced, "Sce- men- off"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

Chicago robber shot in New York
should have had sense enough to stay
L. homo, where folks knew him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

II they keep on cutting down our
9rmy tho next war will have to be
fought by general delivery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-28

The small boy thinks the worst thing
about sisters bobbed hair is she has
to wash her neck. .
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
ROADS SESUM E
tContinued from Page onej

(COntinued from Page One)
 Pima has problem in the Ajo road situation and we all wish her well and there is no doubting that we must have road through Ajo to Sto- wall. or Aztec. or some connection to make a military short line worth while from Tucson west. hut the problem is "how to get it."
 The seven per cent and primary secondary matters are still in the air as the power that be have not issued a statement as to the meaning and a letter just at hand says Alabama and Mississippi find themselves in a si- milar mix up.
 Work on the missing link be- tween Fairbank and the Santa Cruz line is being centered on the heavy work where the road crosses the wash at the Harkey ranch and as soon as that k completed the main camp will be located at Fairbank.
 This road will be travelable long before construction is finished. over temporary road. which is gladsome news to the motorist
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
DISEASE KILLING HOGS IN PIMA COUNTY FOUND
 TO BE FATAL CHOLERA

TUCSON. Feb. 16.-That the epi- demic that has been prevalent in the herds of Pima county and has proved fatal to sevral hundred of the animals is cholera was the statement made yesterday noon by nr R j. Height. state veterinarian following post mortem conducted over one of the hog bodies
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19

Clerk M c Hankins of the board oi supervisors has written letters to both Senators Henry Ashurst and Ralph Cameron. and Congressman Carl Hayden asking them to lend their efforts and consult with the De partmenr of Agriculture in the inter. ests of CoChise county in the appro priation of forest road moneys Co chise county has applied. for Sl00. .00O with which to complete the Light Chi ricahua mountain road
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
ATTENDED MEETING OF
 BANKERS AT DOUGLAS.

Cashier l.. c. Fahnestock. of the Cochise County State Bank. and j. P bank. motored to Douglas yesterday where they attended the session of the Cochise County Bankers associa. successful one and largely attended by Cochise county bankers
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
Superior Court.
CASE STILL ON.

The case of George Yutich. a minor, against Harvey Saxby, is still on in the Superior Court today and will not be completed until possibly to. morrow The plaintiff is suing the defendant for damages in the amount of s10.050 and costs for an alleged in. jury claimed received at the hands of the defendant.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SENATE SPLITS
 ON SALARY SILL (Continued from Page D

when the resolution was adopted
 Two bills. senate bills No. l and No. 7. were introduced by Senator Stoddard No. 1 would repeal a house bill of the regular session authorizing the state to underwrite bonds of irri- eation districts. and the other propos- es repeal of the proposed constitu- tional amendment under which the state would have had power to sX change its bonds for irrigation bonds
 The governors message was appor- toned and the various sections were assigned to revised and consolidated senate committees.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19

Gegeire and.Cummings. cattle buy. CTS of Woodland. Calf. are in the city and are securing the country in this section for steers. Yesterday they contracted for several hundred head in the Government Draw. They are being shown through the county cat tie districts by Harry Kendall Tomb. stone cattIeman.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
REPRESENT LOCAL LODGE.

Among the Tombstone represents tives at the grand lodge session oi the Masonic orders being held in Tue. son beginning today are noted. MT and Mrs. J. A. Ivey. Mir and Mrs. C J Wynn. Mr and Mrs w. A McSparron Mr. and Mrs W. A Fowler. and Mrs H. P. Johnson.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19

Pete Windes. former cattleman oi Government Draw. who over a year ago removed to Washington. was a visitor in Tombstone today having re- turned to Cochise county for sev. eral weeks stay for the benefit of his health
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
THE MAIN THING.

ater tomorrow night is one that stone one of their fayorite actors. Mir as Waffle Reid. and on this phantom visit lie comes in his successful play called Always Audacious." six. reel Paramount picture which will be proceeded by one reel of news pic lures and all at the regular l5c and 3lc admissions
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19

will be the Washington's birthday dance on Tuesday the Fist The local orchestra will play and patriotic program has been arranged. The usual out of town crowd is also ex- pected to attend
 BACK FROM PHOENIX.
 A H. Gardner returned home today rom Phoenix. where he witnessed the opening of the special session of tho legislature and conferred with Republican leaders in the capital. TO WILCOX.
 Harry Heney receiver for Boyd's Drug store, went to Wilcox today xhere he vii conduct the sale of the Willcox store He was accompanied by Mr. Boyd, W. J. Stewart and C. W. Cook They will return here tonight. IN TUCSON.
 George "Rummy" Rockhill. propri- etor of the Tombstone. Bisbee stage line was in Tucson yesterday on a business trip. Bill McPherson was at the wheel of the stage during his absence.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
TOOK INSANE PATIENT.

Jail Matron Mrs. Phoebe Preston left today for Phoenix. where she is taking Estelle Hudson. an insane pa tient committed to the state hospital today by Judge Lockwood
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
WILL FINISH CASE MONDAY.

The case of George Iutich. d minor, versus Harvey Saxby. which has been on trial in the Superior court since Wednesday. will not be completed un. tii Monday, when final arguments will he made to the jury It was expected that introduction of testimony would be completed by recess tonight or early Monday morning The plaintiff is suing the defendant for slO.O50 damages
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
FROM DOUGLAS.

Attorney David Benshimol. oi Doug las. spent several hours in the county seat yesterday on matters at the court house in the interests Of clients.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
WANTED AT LEavENWoRTH.

Local police officers have been re- Ques,ed to be on the lookout for James McGrath. who recently escap- ed from the disciplinary barracks at Ft. Leavenworih. It is believed that he is making for the border A re, ward is offered for his capture
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
TOMBSTONE TOW TOPICS TERsELY TOlO
MONDAY
FROM siSsEE.

Charles r. Rehwa,d. of Bisbee. was brief business visitor in the county seat yesterday.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
CAUGHT. BURGLAR.

Sheriff Hood this afternoon receiv i'd word that Deputy Sheriffs Leahy and LaMore. of Douglas. caught a burglar this morning who had bur. glarized a ranch house at Chiricahua He is being held in the Douglas jail for trial
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19

from funds donated by citizens of Tombstone. small sum remains on hand from which other articles will
 be sent to the home in the near flu ture
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
ENTERTAINED FRIENDS.

Miss Cornielia Cornelius last even ing entertained about 35 of the young folks Of the city at the home of her was spent in games and dancing. with dainty refreshments interspersed in the program of fun. The jolly evenings entertainment and the day parted for their homes
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SACK FROM PHOENIX.

Mrs. W. P. Holiday and daughter Miss Fern. returned home today from Phoenix. where they spent the past ten days on a visi;
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
THRU TO PHOENIX.

John Newberry and Jack Sparks passed through Tombstone today en- route to Phoenix to attend the special session of the legislature. Mir. New berry is sergeant-atarms of the lower holrSe
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
FRCH 6iSBE E.

MT. and Mrs. Maurice Blumenthal spent Monday and Tuesday in Tomb. stone the guests of County Attorney and Mrs ] F Ross.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SET FOR TRIAL.

The case oi the state vs. William Bennett, charged with the murder of Red" Osborne at Benson a few weeks ago. has been set for trial in the su-
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SHORT STAY.

MT. and lrs. John Walker and Mrs. Walkers cousin Mrs Gertrude Spit Ter. from Oklahc ma City. were i.. town yesterday for short shile. The Walkers were showing her the mining dis.rict in Warren And old his. toric Tombstone. They returned late last night to Tucson.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
cE9CTv DRY
OFFICER HERE.

c. A. Housel. formerly deputy col lector at the port of Douglas. and now deputy prohibition enforcement agent for Arizona. arrived in Tomb stone today and will remain several I.Ns
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
IN DOUGLAS.

Mrs. J. F. Ross is spending several days in Douglas visiting with friends. She will return. home Sunday with MT Ross who will motor down Sun day morning
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
VISITED IN eisBEs.

J. Ii. McPherson. well known local pioneer, spent several hours in Bis bee yesterday on visit
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
PROBATION OFFICER.

Miss Esther Cummings county pro- day from her home at Bisbee. having
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
VISITING FRIENDS.

Mrs R. x French and daughter, Miss Ruth. are spending the day in Tombstone visiting friends. having ac- companied MT. French mp from Doug, las today.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SLAUGHTER FUNERAL SET FOR SUNDAY.

The funeral of John II. Slaughter. CochiSe county pioneer. who died in Douglas yesterday. has been set for Sunday afternoon at 800 o'clock and d number of Tombstone pioneers and friends nj the deceased will go to ILnnelas tn aifenl the ast sal ritns
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SAW GAM E.

Harry Scott and family went to St. David yesterday to see the basket ball game between the Bisbee and St David teams
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
TO BENSON.

Dewey Chadwick returned to Ben son today where he is finishing up motor job after which he will return home
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
SATURDAY
FROM FAIR BAN K.

Abe Busby farmer of Fairbank. and family. were visitors in Tombstone today.
Tombstone epitaph., 1922-02-19
WERE IN TUCSON.

Parties interested in the hearing before the corporation .omInissio..:: in regard to the applications for auto stage rc:.r.ss from Lowell to Don Luis Tombstone to Benson and from Bis
 bee to Tucson went to Tucson yes. terday to be present at the hearing that was set for yesterday afternoon