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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

Some diseases belong TO grown
persons and others are monopolized
by children. In general. however. il
may be said that most diseases are
found at all ages. 80 period of life
Is immune from attack.
Old age is noted for its degenera-
tive condition. The body IS begin
ming to break down and show evil
dence OF decay.
IN childhood the tissues are tender
and soft. They must be carefully
treated or suffering follows.
The difference in the fibre OF the
tissues account for the difference OF
the symptoms between infancy and
old age.
In childhood a fever may mount
70 an excessive height In early life
an attack of Indigestion may cause
the victim TO have commissions. The
excitabnity OF the nervous system
Of extreme youth accounts for the
violence OF the signs of disease.
There are some diseases, however,
where the symptoms are much less
pronounced in infancy than in old
age. One OF them is rheumatism.
The popular idea OF rheumatism
is that 1t is essentially a trouble con-
fined 10 advanced life. Unfortunate
" this is wrong. although the con-
dition is entirely different in child
hood from what it is in adults.
In grown-Ups the symptoms Of
acute rheumatism are severe. There
are the suddenness Of the attack, the
very high fever. possibly with deli
rum, profuse perspiratiOn and swol-
len joints
on the contrary. a child with
rheumatism may give almost no sign
of the attack. The fever viii be low,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03
4 FINE EXAMPLE

Laugh as much as you wish az the loquacity OF
repeat all the vaudeville Jokes you know
upon the subject. revive all the stale comments
upon the cast word" and then turn to the
vention Of the General Federation of Woman's clubs
for some real facts.
when these hundreds Of women delegates met
last week Chatauqua one OF the first rules laid
down was that every speaker should be conRned 10
time limit set for her remarks and no speaker was
permitted upon the platform whose message was
not relevant to some federation interest.
The news dispatches report that The rule fol-
lowed and that as result this convention was re-
markable for its absence Of longwinded speeches
and meaningless remarks
Compare that with some Of the conventions you
may have attended with meetings of mere
one of the woeful wastes Of this country.
which has many IS that Of language Tradition.
and egotism have all contributed their share
TO the production of useless words.
1t reaches its fun flower in the United states
ate which at the present time Is debating tariff
bill Not one of the words uttered will change
single vote one single item. Not speech will
shift the final decisions. which made in adj
by men not in the senate who know
exactly what they wanted exactly to get it.
Entire days are spent in debate. which I'll many
printed pages Of the official record. speeches which
fan upon deaf ears and unheedng minds.
other places show the exhibits Of speeches
that get no place at all ard the Niagaras Of words
that flow UNDECIDED 20 the of oblivion.
1t remained for woman, in her convention,
10 set a standard in the suppression of garruli
~. These women knew exactly what they had met
for and the things they wanted to debate.
Perhaps when woman becomes more prominent
and more numerous in gatherings, the result
may be achieved The chances that the next
congress will see vast Improvement in this direc-
ton. At any rate the Federation has removed one
of the stock reasons for not electing women to
congress by its fine example in suppressng the noise
nuisance and in saving time
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03
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Welland Strong says a friend il
one who knows how utterly worth
Jess you are but doesn't care a darn.
The fourth Of July used 20 signify
The anniversary Of the signing Of the
Declaration of independence. To-
day 10 means you're ding lucky II
you live the day through without
getting killed By autos. moonshtn.
or fireworks.
Perusing carefully the front page
OF the Sunday Moan. we are led 20
suspect that II isn't always first in
everything except always first il
claiming 20 be first in everything.
We were talking the other dav TO
a man from the south. He said that
Z WAS so dry down where he came
from that even the fish neglect To
earn 20 swim until they are quite
old and feeble. We are sending this
encouraging phase of prohibition on
20 Brother Andy Nolstead.
Warning 20 Fourth Of July toru-
ists-remember when YOU start out
on the crowded roads tomorrow thai
it'll be "a lot pleasanter for YOU TO
stay in line and not 10 try 10 run
around everyone in front of YOU
than 20 have TO be late to work on
the following morning. Police court
rules and hospital regulations are
very severe obstacles TO getting to
work the morning after.
Former Lance Corp. Louis Wolf
Will attend the fight at Michigan
City tomorrow, representing your ia
vorite newspaper Itll seem kind Of
funny for Louis 10 be at a fight that
he can't possibly cut himself in on,
we imagine.
We have often wondered If there
is any relationship between Colonel
Joe and Velvet Joe. Suppose not. as
We have always understood thai
Colonel Joe does not use tobacco.
II Evelyn had her own way about
it, we would soon have TO be hitch
ing a trailmobile behind the Lin
colnette 10 haul her complete collec-
ton Of dOllies. Washed the little
closed job again yesterday. We were
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03
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MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF
THE DAY.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF
THE DAY.
Many happy returns Of the day, In
Gle Sam,
Many happy returns o fthe day!
Though one of your humblest Of
nephews I am.
I've dropped in this morning 20 say
Many happy returns OF the day,
and 10 pray
That you will be here when the
world has grown gray.
This Is your birthday. the sift-giving
time
When friendship and love have
full sway,
And so I am wishing for you In this
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

rhyme
Many happy returns Of the day.
God bless you and keep you, Oh
Country Of mine.
God bless the blue field where your
stars brightly shine.
would I might bring you rich
treasures Of gold
As my pledge of devotion 10 you.
But bring you the wish you shall
never grow old.
God grant that my wish may come
true.
And I greet YOU once more in the
old-fashioned way.
Uncle Sam. many happy returns OF
the day,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03


cius Miller threw az US at the Elks
picnic.
An ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
They might start IN and arrest the
entire city council OF South Bend for
bootlegging. but we would always
believe i'm and maintain and uphold
the innocence OF large
Ralph Hutchinson You see, we used
90 work with Hutch and know MIN
through and through. Anyway. for
years and years. he has solicited US
so persistently for life insurance that
we feel sure he would no, have any
time for any other line Of endeavor.
Yes. we feel that you can AL bank
on Hutch.
II The News-Times aaj the Daily
Means radio broadcasting ever gets
10 interfering. South Bend viii see
its first real battle In the clouds.
We wondered a good deal BY the
one cent raise the other day in the
price Of gasoline. and discovered the
explanation I'm Sundays papers.
John D. Rockefeller entertained a
crowd Of little folks at his home the
other day. and when they departed
he gave each Of them a dime
If Thomas Jefferson had 20 sign
the Declaration of independence this
year on the Fourth he would prob
ably want II signed early. so he
coud get started somewhere on a
picnic or motortrip.
The latest estimate says there are
1000. 600 people in this country un-
able To speak English We presume
this includes the bell hops and train
callers.
Alas. the ladys stockings fell
While Ernie was there TO court
her
He must have liked his duty we'll
He still Is her supporter.
The trouble with the Fourth Of
July with a lot of US is that we will
just begin 10 feel right again by the
time another holiday rolls around
Labor day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

\ POORER ANSWER
If Mr.. Edisons questionnaires are
a basis of employment in his indus
tries, his friend Henry Ford would
never get Job IN any OF them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03
Bill Armstrong

much surprised 70 find a hot dog
sandwich in the gas tank that Lu-
Gus Miller threw az US at the Elks
picnic
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

The trouble with the Fourth Of
July with a lot of Us is that we will
just begin TO feel right again by the
time another holiday rolls around
Labor day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

Alas. the lady's stockings fell
While Ernie was there TO court
her
He must have liked his duty we'll
He still Is her supporter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

The latest estimate says there are
2 900 900 people il this country un-
able 10 speak English. We presume
this includes the bell hops and train
callers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03
~ ACKNOWLEDGElLENI

II The News-Times alj the Daily
Means radio broadcasting ever gets
TO interfering. South Bend viii see
lbs first real battle in the clouds.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-03

We have often wondered If there
is any relationship between colonel
Joe and Velvet Joe. Suppose not. as
we have always understood thai
Colonel Joe does not use tobacco.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

DENVER, Feb. 6.-The Colorado su-
preme court today denied an applica-
tion of Henry l.. Doherty and company
of Denver for re-hearing in the suits
bt ought by landowners of the Nile and
lJ;alt Denver. Irrigation districts to
compel the return by the company of
bonds valued at 100000 into the dis
trict courts of Denver and Morgan
county.
The suits were decided in favor Of
the owners of approximately 6O,oOO
acres of land east of Denver about
a month ago by the district court here.
The bonds were issued by the two dis
tricts for the construction of specified
irrigation systems. 1t was charged and
the district and supreme court found
that the company had not constructed
the systems and therefore the return
of the bonds or an equal amount in
cash was directed by ,ne courts.
In another decision the high court
ruled persons charged with commit
ting crime on county line may
be tried in either county without pre-
judice. This declaration was reached
on the appeal of Frank stone and
Walter Woeber who were convicted IN
the district court of Jefferson county
for highway robbery. The defendants
appealed on tine ground tnat the crime
was committed on Il highway between
jefferson and ArapanUe counties on
the Arapahoc side OF the road and
that they should have been tried in
Arapahoe county. Both are serving
terms OF five years in the state peni
teutiary.
Officers and directors OF a Colorado
corporation become liable for all oebts
and liabilities of the organization on
filing the annual report with the sec
retary of state within sixty days at
ter the first of each year or for falling
to file complete Reports, the supreme
court also decided.
The appeal of Costa De Nestcroff to
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
PERSONALS

DR.. George Best Crissman and
family are now comfortably settled in
their new home at 201S Court street.
Harry Wilcox. Il well-known Pueb-
10 young man. left last night for Sch
nectedy, \. Y, where he entered the
service of the General Electric com
pany. line ho has followed in Pueb-
10 for some time.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
QUALITY GOALS
THE IRON CITY FUEL co.
ITO S. Santa Tc. Phi

ALLEGED DEsERTER.-Dewey l..
Mastcrson. an alleged army dcscrter
from Camp Lewis. Washington. was
arrested in the downtown district by
Detective Walton yesterday. He is said
to have deserted the 41th infantry.
Fourth division at Camp Lewis on
April /, is married and has been living
in this city at i3 Block V. The war
department has been wired of the ar
rest and Masterson will be held here
until the government takes charge of
the case.
FOR SALE-A bargain in Victor.
Edison. Diamond Disc. Columbia and
Pathe records. Vocal and instrumental.
Large and small size In Victor and
Pathe records. All in excellent condi-
tion. Some new. All sold at half price
Also slightly used record albums Tor
large and small records at half price
Call 1o4 if interested.
A card party will be given by the
Ladies Aid society. st. Francis Navier
church, "Wednesday, February S, at the
Garden Academy.
PRICE CLEANERS AND DYERS.
Phone So. We deliver anywhere.
If YOU WANT to hear the best
concert that has been in Pueblo this
year, secure your seats at the Palace
Drug company today for the eight
Victor artists who arc coming here in
person on the night of February II,
at the city Auditorium. That Will be
n real conccrt-well worth hearing. and
filled to the brim with popular songs
and ballads, banjo music that talks,
bass and tenor solos of merit and quar-
tette music that cannot be beaten in
America. Seats are going fast. Bet
ter get yours today.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
NOTICE

An Exodontist Is a Dental Specialist
who limites his practice to Anesthesia
both general ard nerve blocking for
the extraction of Teeth. The need of
such specialist has induced Dr.
George Best Crissman who is a grad
uate of the Northwestern University
Dental School. Chicago. class of 1895,
TO open an EXodontist office at 1914
105 Central Block. The hearty sup
port given DR.. Crissman by both the
Dentists and Physicians of Pueblo as
surss him of Success.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

ing given tho death penalty was de-
MED by the court today. Nesteroff,
Bulgarian contended that the presiding
Judge in his case, which was tried IN
Routt county, instructed the jury that
he should be sent to the penitentiary.
The supreme courts ruling confirms
the lower courts decisions and says
that Nesteroff must spend the re-
mainder of his life behind the bars OF
the Canon City prison.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

IMPROVEMENT MEETING.-This
(Tuesday) evening, rhe Mesa Improve
ment association will hold Il meeting
at the Centra. High school. Business
very important is to be brought up for
considerations; all members are there
fore urged to be on hand at the meet
ing this evening at o'clock.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

ATTENTION KNIGHTS OF COLUM.
BUS.
Important meeting this evening,
following the meeting members will
20 In body to the residence OF
Charles kretschmer. 400 w. 18th
street.
GEORGE ]. MARTIN, G. X
Attest-A. F. Cowan. r. 8
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The funeral of little Virginia Lay
will be held this afternoon at the
family residence. 1417 East Third
street at o'clock and from the East
side Baptist church at e:30. Inter
ment will be in Mountain View in
charge of T. G. Mccarthy and COM
pany.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
DIED

ESPINOSA, Cesureo, age 2S years.
died February at 326 East Mesa ave-
nue.. Body at United Davis-Nories
PANNUNZIO, Mrs. Alberinda. age
so years. died February 6 at $40 Elm
street. Body at McMinn's.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
FUNERAL NOTICES

The funeral OF Joseph Huniaday Will
take place this morning at $3.50 o'clock
from the chapel of r. G.. Mccarthy and
company in the Mccarthy Block and
. from st. Anthony's church. Burial
in Roselawn.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The remains of Gertrude Wilkinson
will be forwarded today by 7. G. Nc
Carthy and company to Concord1a,
Kansas. for interment. accompanied
by the brother and husband
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
RULINGS OF COLORADO
STATE SUPREME COURT

the state supreme court for a new trial
because he was sentenced to life i'm
prisonment for murder instead OF be-
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

To Mr.. and Mrs. Gus S. Schneider 126
West Evans avenue. a daughter. Feb
ruary I. 1922.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Gletleb F'rieberger,
1896 Spruce street a daughter, Feb
ruary 5, 1922.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
FRANKLIN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. II

ACTING CHAPLAIN.-Bob Norman
OF the Pueblo Mission returned yes
terdsy from Canon City where he Of
ficiated as actin. chaplain at the peni-
tentiary services Sunday. Reverend
Don Frank Fem, acting chaplain OF
the Cauon city peuitentiary has ac-
cepted pulpit in Minneapolis and viii
leave for Minnesota this month.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The funeral of Charles kretchmer
will take place "Wednesday morning
from his late residence, 400 West
Fifteenth street at $50 and at
o'clock from Sacred Heart church.
Interment in family lot in Rosclawn,
in charge of r. G. Mccarthy Under
taking company.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

BUY your seats early for the Annual
Pantagcs Road show at Majestic FOR
one day only and that is tomorrow.
The Famous House OF David Band
consisting OF twenty men with long
hair and flowing boards will render
anything from Jazz music TO the latest
and most difficult classical airs. Phone
1910 right now for reserved seats.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
Candy Week at Ellington's

Special prices all this week. CanuIss
in this sale are made fresh daily,
Both stores.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
Marriage Licenses,
Births and Deaths
MARRIAGE LICENSES
BORN

Peat n. Slamos, Walsenburg, ana
Annie Il. Munnelley, Pueblo.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The funeral of the infant son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Dremel took place
Monday morning at . o'clock from tho
chapel OF 7. G.. Mccarthy and COM
pany. Burial was in Rosclawn.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
PRICE CLEANERS AND OVERS,
625 Court Phone s.. Work guaranteed.

SEEKS SON.-CommisSoner John
NJ Jackson received letter yesterday
Charles l.. Hays of Guthrie. Oklahoma
asking him to try and find {. c. Hays.
said to be I'm this city. Charles Hays
who is &c years of age and in poor ply
sical condition did not give the city
commissioner any description of his
son, other than that he was Il plaster
er. a. years OF age. tall and OF dark
complexion. The letter was turned over
to tho police department.
THE SOCIAL STAR Rebekah CLUB
will meet at the home OF Mrs. 7. y.
Young. this afternoon AT 2:30 o'clock.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Lost articles may be recovered
thru a Chicftain wantad. Phone
1855.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
PRICE CLEANERS AND OVERS.
Phone So. Ask about our club service.

IF YOU want piece of hsnd-paint-
Ell china, give your order to Mrs. Eva
Lowe Iiarrios. 1l01 Lake avenue. or
visit her studio and make selection
from her stock. She does beautiful
naturalstic, conventional and cut gold
work and her prices are very reason
able. Phone 2S14-J.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The funeral of Herbert II. Lodge
was held Monday afternoon at 2
o'clock. frem the United Davis-Nories
Chapel. Rev. C. NJ. ReniEht conduct
ed The services, A quartet composed
of Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Litz. Mr.. =. X.
Brown and Mrs. l.. NJ. Johnson ac-
companied by. Mrs. Joe Jones sang 1t
Is Well With My Soul. My Jesus As
Thou Wilt and abide With Me-
The Fnllbearers were +. II. Land. sim
Hatch. Elmer Noe. John Terry, Jim
Graves and Joseph Jones. The flower
bearers were james Beeman, Warren
Boemau. Tom Delaney and Charley
Courtrman. There were numerous
floral offerings and n large delegation
from the Carpenters Union attended
tho services in a body and acted as an
escort to Mountain View cemetery
where intermcnt was made.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

A THEATER PARTY.-Miss Helen
pahllof will entertain at a thcatcr
party at The Grand Wednesday cvcn-
ing. at which time the Harrison play
ers will present SANITY llypocrites
and Honest sinners The following
viii he Miss Dahlofs guests: Mrs. IL.
L. Pulley. Miss Dorothy Clutter. Miss
Edna Oliphaut. Mrs. \. NJ. Dahllof.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

All kinds OF hats cleaned and blocked.
p. loss w. Pueblo Hatters. 109 W. End.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Selling Small Profitable Business.
Phone 296S-W.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

NO LUNCH is complete without
Pritz's home made pickles. Missourians
please call and be shown. 500 w. tth
street.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Repair Work Specially
EOS W. 4th st. Phone leuo.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

TAG DAY SATURDA6.-Satu
will be tag day for the Lincoln colored
orphanage.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

The funeral of John w. Bell will
take place Thursday at O'Clock from
the United Davis-Nories Chapel. Rev.
Fred H. Zimmerman will officiate.
Interment will be made in Roselawn
cemetery.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Tho funeral of Lorine Dominguex
was held Monday morning at $3.50
from 1893 East Evans avenue. inter-
mcnt was in Rosclawn in charge OF
the United Davis-Nories company.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Eyes Scientifically Examined
CARY OPTICAL SERVICE
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

THE PATHFINDER class of NJ. f.
church, South, will have a heart social
Wednesday night at i:30 o'clock IN the
annex This is the regular monthly So
cial of the class. EIostesses are: Mrs.
c. w. Hall, Mrs. Hunter and Mrs. w.
G.. Little
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07
An.Steel Safes and CabinetA To
Best. O'Bricn Printing Co.

H. A. SMITH Uphoistering. carpet
cleaning, mattress renovatins. etc
Phone 941-w. 321 E. 5th.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

SMITHS CHOCOLATES. so7 n. Main.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

THE SEMI ANNUAL civil service
examination will be held Tuesday
morning, February IA at o'clock. The
examinations are held on the ilrst
Mondays in February and August but
have been postponed year until
next Tuesday.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-07

Tho funeral Of Lizzie p. Ware. was
held at the United Davis-Nories chapel
Monday morning at 1890 o'clock
Rev. C. NJ. Benight conducted the SER
vices. a choir from the Lake Avenue
Baptist church sang, Jesus Lover or
Ny Soul Saviour Moro Than Life
To Me" and Jesus. Saviour Pilot Me.
Tho pallbearers were a. a. Druva, j.
f. West, ]. W. Wade. l.. w. Whitney.
J. r. Arnett and ]. II. Hagerty. The
fIowerbcarers were Miss Dorothy
Druva. Miss Nrgie Thornton and Mrs.
Lee Druva. Interment was in Noun
tain View cemetery.
Mrs. Alberinda Pannunzio. age so
years. died yesterday morning at the
home of her son Mt $40 Elm street. She
IS survived by son. Joe Pannunzio.
three grand children, Mrs. John
Muzzio. 94i Box Elder street. Mrs.
Domnick Moraschini. 93T Box Elder
street, and John L. Pannunzio. $40
Elm street. and a nephew, Joe Pan
nunzio. a35 Elm street. The funeral
will be held Wednesday afternoon at
1880 from tho home and at o'clock
from Mt. Carmel church. Rev. Father
Valentine will conduct the services
Burial will be in tho family lot in
Roselawn in charge of w. =. McMinn.