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Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
GIVE HARNESS PROPER CARE
Mixture Of Neat..Foot and Castor oil
10 Recommended With AppIica.
tlon Of Grease.

Neat's-foot or castor oil or a mix
ture Of these with wool grease is good
for driving harness. For heavy har-
ness use mixture Of any or all Of
these with wool grease to make a
paste, having about the consistency
Of butter. Apply the grease lightly to
driving harness ana literally to work
harness. Rub the oil or grease, warm
to the hand, thoroughly into the leath.
er while It is still damp from washing.
After the harness has hung in warm
room overnight. remove with clean
dry cloth the excess Of oil which the
leather 10 unable to take up.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
DYED HER. SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERlES
WITH "DlAM0ND DYES

Each package Of Diamond Dyes" con.
tains directions so simple any woman can
dye OF tint her worn, shabby dresses,
skirts, waists, coats. stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond ,Dyes".no other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia-
fade, streak, or run. Tel your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye 10
wool or silk, or whether it il linen, cotton
or mixed goods.-Advertisement.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
Our Patriots,

Senator Lodge Of Massachusetts
was discussing Office seekers. "They
are the bane of legislators exist
ence," he cried, adding, "and most Of
them seem to think that government
positions are nothing but graft. It
never seems to occur to them that
1t takes able workers to carry on the
machinery Of the greatest government
In the world.
''Why, the other day, in talking to a
candidate for really important po-
sition requiring a good all-round edu-
cation, I discovered that the fellow
actually thought that South Bend was
a morning exercise"
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
eIrths and Deaths In ENGLAND.

The report Of the registrar general
for England and Wales for 1920, Just
Issued. shows the highest marriage
rate yet recorded-2O.2 per one thou
sand Of population; the highest birth
rate since 1900-25.5 per one thousand {;
and the highest natural increase by
births over deaths of any period ever
recorded In the history of the country.
England and Wales added almost 5OO,-
600 to their population by natural in
crease during this year. The number
Of deaths was the lowest since 1862,
when the population was half that Of
1920.-The Living Age.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
IN no,,1n Gives Charming New Shade to Old Lingerie
~ VVlll0 PUTNAM pYEs-dxes
Truly an optlmist.

ss0Ay az SPssssuoss
He was an optimist, and had Just
moved into new lodgings with his
wife.
On the north Of them dwelt a gas
company. Chemicals were made in the
east. A glue factory perfumed the
south. The west waited weird soap.
boiling efluvia. But, bless you, he
was an optimistl
"Of course, DEAR" he murmured,
holding his nose, ut is a little: trying
sometimes. Still there's an advantage
in the arrangement. At least, we
don't need to buy weathercock to tell
the way the wind is blowing."-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
LAND FOR ORDINARY FAMILY
Alfalfa, Garden Truck, Poultry, PIas
and Pasture viii Bs Found
Amply Sufficient,

Three or four acres Of alfalfa, with
an acre devoted to garden truck and
another acre to poultry, and COW pas.
ture, with few cows, a hundred
chickens, and three or four brood sows
will support the ordinary family of
five, with enough left over to paw
taxes,
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
Shave With cutlcur, so,p

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity, skin com.
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no irri-
tation even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for all uses-shaving bathing
and Observation-Disclosures.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16

A Reveaier Of UnduIatIons.
II thought you believed with Voliv1
that the earth was fat"
II did until had gone riding In
Springnixe's secondhand car."-
Judge.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
No Maryland Bonus.

NO WdryIdHo 6oHU6s
The Court Of Appeals Of Maryland
recently decided that the $9.OO0OOO
soldier bonus, passed by the last leg
islature, is unconstitutional, holding
that the referendum clause attached
is in violation Of the state constitu-
tion.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
Energetic Reform.

Are you refOrmer?"
"Of course am" answered Senator
Sorghum.
"What are. you trying to reformT'
"The opposition. I'm doing my
best to give them the benefit Of a
long term Of retirement and medi-
tation."
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
where Marka Ara Easx.

Where Marks Are Easy.
Departing New Yorker-1'll be glad
to get out Of this topsy-turvy land.
One Of my chauffeurs has bought a
German castle.-Simplicissimus (Mu-
nieh).
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
New Book Ends Invented.

NOW 6ook EnuS invented.
Because book ends relying on their
weight have a tendency to slide apart
on smooth tables an inventor has pat
ented pair mounted on rollers and
held together with spring to keep
them against books between them,
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
Need for Worrx.

Need tor Worry.
Stella-Tm to be married next week
and I'm terribly nervous.
Ella-I suppose there is chance Of
man getting away up to the last min
ute-London Mail.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16

If one must have superstitions, let
them be cheerful ones.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
dyes or tints as you wisI
On the Anxlous Scat.

At the Brightwood branch library,
one little girl was much interested in
the book-reading contest. However,
she wasn't interested to the extent
that she would make the effort to
read the ten books necessary to re-
ceive a diploma.
After the contest was closed and
the winners had received their diplo-
mas, she remarked, If there are any
diplomas left, l believe I will take
one."-1ndianapolis News.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16

Coles Carbollsalve Quickly Relieves
and heals burning, itching and torturing
skin diseases. It Instantly stops the pain
Of burns. Heals. without scars. SOC and
60c. Ask your druggist. or send soc to
The J. w. Cole Co., Rockford, ILL.,, for q
Observation-Disclosures
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16

Don't grumble about the rough road
In life; help to mend it.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
Bit by Bit

Bit by Bit.
1.-THE regimental riding school isn't
proving much Of success"
."Not horses enough2"
"Oh, yes, but the pupils are falling
of every day."-American Legion
Weekly.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16
a Knockout.

\ Bix-1 see that a famous doctor has
placed his O. X. on pie for breakfast
Dix-It would be K-O for me.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-11-16

Good children spare their parents
from early wrinkles.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
swamp-Root is a strengthening med
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years
1t is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer l. Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Uncommon
Sense iSii7 BLAKE
INSPIRATION

A RECENT Sunday newspaper
"A printed a picture of the head OF
one of New York's biggest banks. Ha
was in a baseball uniform, and but for
a mustache-an ornament now dis
carded by ball players-looked like q
professional.
The picture was taken at an out
ing of the Bond club. The banker
served as pitcher for the New York
team. The type below recited the
| fact that he got his first job in an
Albany bank because he was a crack
ball player, applied himself to bank
! ing as eagerly as he had applied him.
self to baseball, and in a few years
was well on his way to his present
position.
1t is needless to say that this par
| ticular baseball player didn't put all
he had into the game. He was I'M
usually gifted as a pitcher, and might
easily have got into one of the big
leagues, too.
But he had the good sense to know
that baseball was not a steady busi-
ness, and that banking was. And in
stead of Selling an opportunity to
make fairly big money early in youth,
he was content to try the banking
business on small salary.
OF course there are a good many
men who stapted in the banking bust
ness when he did, and who are still
about where they were when they
started. But at least they still have
steady jobs. If they had taken to
baseball they would not be doing as
well.
Our object in referring to this par
ticular case is to call attention to
the fact that if you want inspiration
in your work you can get it in the
newspapers-plenty of it.
Brief bits of biography such as the
one we have cited appear almost
every day.
Seldom is prominent mans name
mentioned in connection with an i'm
portant affair that you do not learn
something about how he started and
why he succeeded.
Ii you want to read about the fail
ures-and the horrible examples, you
can read about them, too.
While this man was rising from a
bank clerk to bank president, an
other man who started as an impor-
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
GETTING RESULTS

PY LEARNING things rather than
words, observing closely how
things are done to produce results,
keeping in intimate touch with i'm
proved methods, making careful men,
tai analysis Of the failure or the sue
cess of others, and applying the prac-
teal information thus gained, ought
to be the dominating purpose of every
man or woman who earnestly desires
to get our Of and away from the packed
and beaten roads.
To think along the same groove
day after day and possibly using the
same unproductive form of reason
ing, grown threadbare by frequent
handling, contracts the mind and
weakens II.
If you do not go afield among new
thoughts, you can never hope to create
new things.
If you fail to lay hold of the forces
within you, and thus become part
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

pound and Liver Pills. was 80 much
benefited by the use Of these medicines
that was able to be up and about in
two weeks. was at the Change of Life
when l began taking the medicines and
Ipassed over that time without any
trouble. Now / am hale and hearty, do
all my homework washing, ironing,
scrubbing, and cooking, all there is to do
about a house, and can walk two or
three miles without getting too tired. I
know of several of my neighbors who
have been helped by your medicines. -
Mrs. EMMA CULVER, 705 E. 7th St.,
Metropolis, Illinois.
Depend upon Lydia E. Pinkham'sVeg-
etable Compound. Nervousness, irrita-
bility, heat flashes, headache and dizzi-
ness, are relieved by this splendid med.
icine.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Something to Think About
BuF. A. UALKER
Blu E. a. UALKEE

Of the ever-expanding universe, you
may set 1t down that you are
marked for a mere initiating plod-
der, Of which the world at present
has tremendous over-supply.
No harm can come to you in ex-
plotting new fields.
1t is better to fail in untried eff
fort than painstakingly to avoid it,
for by eVerting yourself you may
quite Unexpectedly arouse some dor
mant capability of whose existence
you had not the slightest suspicion.
Life is a search for substance on
which life depends.
1t is through this search that we
discover things and get from them
useful results.
To take no part in this ever-ex-
banding search is to admit defeat.
You cannot long continue in the
chase of honor and fame without
soon feeling the .exhilarating thrill of
the ennObing adventure.
And when your blood runs hot your
brain tingles with clearing vision, and
your whole being becomes attuned to
novel surroundings, you stretch out
eager arms and cry in joyous voice
for more, morel
And the beautiful part of such ex-
perience is that what in your days
of slackness you considered drudgery
barren Of results resolves itself into
thing CT inspiration. bearing you on
strong. swift wings to the top of your
dreamland hill.
(Copyright)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

tant official of a bank-chiefly be-
cause his father owned most of it
was preparing to travel in the other
direction. He made the journey, and
has just arrived at the point he start
ed for.
All human history is epitomized in
the daily news.
Read the papers. Think about
what you read. After that if you don't
succeed, it will not be because nobody
told you how.
(Copyright)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
7%IDDIES SIX
wv viii M. Maupin
7IIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIsIIlIlIII

THE REASON
7 OFTEN get a piece of pie,
- Or bread, or even cake,
That's equal to the very best
That mother used TO bake.
And mother was a famous cook
Known all the country through
For putting up the best of meals
That hungry children knew.
I used to think that modern cooks
Had lost the noble art,
But after long reflection 1
Espouse their cause and part.
So when some grouchy man complains
And calls their art in question,
I know just what the matter is
It's simply indigestion.
(Copyright)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
EVERYDAY FISH DISHES

ONE may usually find good salt or
~ smoked fish in the markets when
the fresh fish are understandable. Finnan
haddie is haddock which is dried and
sailed, then smoked, which gives it
the flavor so well liked. 1t should
be freshened very carefully not to lose
that flavor. Twenty TO thirty minutes
soaking in warm water is sufficient to
remove the excess of salt. Picked up,
added to cream and served with baked
potatoes it is very good.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

pound and It ID all IL
claims to be and has
benefited me won
derfully. ! had been
sick for eightmonths
with a trouble which
confined me to my
bed and was only
able to be up part Of
the time, when ! was
advised by a friend,
Mrs. Smith, to try
Lydia E. Pinkham Q
lVoOn&nhlo Com.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

The housewife smiles with satisfac-
ton as she looks at the basket of
clear, white clothes and thanks Red
Cross Ball Blue. At all grocers.-Ad-
vertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

And sprinkle in the foot-bath ALIENS
der for Painful, Swollen, Smarting Feet.
1t prevents blsters and sore spots and takes
the sting out of corns and bunions. Always
use Aliens Foot=Ease to break in new shoes
and enjoy the bliss of feet without an
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Systematic Accumulation.

"How did prices get to be so high
in the first placer" inquired the plai'
citizen.
"Well," replied Mr.. Dustin Sta
"the more profit yoa made the NOR
surtax you had to pay and the more
surtax you had to pay the more profit
you had to make"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
FOR HURTS AND SORENESS

Apply VacherBalm. Nothing is "just
as good" no matter what you pay. ASK
your druggist. E. w. Vacher, Inc, New
Orleans, La.-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
In One Issue.

He (romantically-"Sha l tell you
the story of my life?" She (bored)-
"Yes, if you make it snappy."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

The average man doesn't know the
difference between a dimple and a
crease of fat.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

Joe the Plodder says the only fell
low who ever gets anywhere by letting
things slide is the trombone player.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Suckers, SwindIers. Detectives.

The funny part of it is that a mere
sucker can locate swindler when the
most skilled detectives are baffled.-
Erie Times.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

Some men spend half their time
framing promises and the other half
in making excuses.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

There is no possession so valuable
as good habits. and none worse than
bad ones.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Finnan Haddle With Tomatoes.

Take one and One-half pounds of
finnan haddie, two tablespoonful OF
-four, three tablespoOnfuls of butter,
a dash Of pepper, three tablespoonfuls
of minced onion, two cupfuls of toma-
to juice and two tablespoonfuls of
green peppers minced. Freshen the
fish and cook it gently in water for
twenty minutes. Flake it into small
bits with two forks, carefully remov-
ing all bones. Melt the butter in a
saucepan, fry the onion and pepper
until softened. add the flour and
gradually the tomato juice. Let the
mixture boil, add the fish, and when
1t becomes very hot serve at once
with boiled macaroni.
Casserole Of Smoked Halibut.
Take one and one-half pounds Of
ln.nA,~~& crrnon nnaa-~
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
; Mother, Cook Book


'All service ranks the same with God,
With God, whose puppets, best and worst
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

Some men give most of their atten.
zion TO things that never happen.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

Snowy linens are the pride of every
housewife. Keep them in that condi-
ton by using Red Cross Ball Blue in
your laundry. At all grocers.-Adver-
tiSement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

Pay day comes pretty often for the
man who works for the devil.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

one-half cupful of carrots cut in strips
six potatoes Quartered, one-fourth tea.
spoonful of pepper, one and one-hal1
cupfuls of tomato juice, four table
spoonfuls Of butter, boiling water and
bread crumbs. Brown the carrots and
onions in the fat and parboil the DO
tatoes for five minutes, then drain and
rinse them. Scald the fish and cut in
pieces suitable for serving. Put layer
in the casserole, then some crumbs
and vegetables, more fish, until all is
used. Barely cover with boiling water
and tomato juice. Put the cover on
the dish and bake for one hour.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Definitions.

Merit-The thing that gets you
everything desirable you have.
Pull-That which obtains for your
neighbor everything worth while that
comes his way.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
THE ROMANCE or WORDS
"ELEcTRIcITY

"ELEcTRIcITY"
TN SEEKING the derivation of
= this word, one might be par
dOned for SuppOSing that it had
something to do with the ancient
word for lightning or even for
steel or iron, because these sub
stances have become connected
In our minds with the substance
itself. But electricity" is one
Of those words which might be
termed natural errors" for 1t
has its origin in the Greek word
for amber-elektron In fact, a
literal translation Of 1t would be
the quality OF being like am
ber."
The connection is far from
apparent until we dig back into
Greek history and find that the
scientists Of ancient Athens dis
covered that, by rubbing a piece
of amber vigorously they were
able to attract light objects with
it. We now know that the force
which we cell electricity" was
generated by the rubbing of the
amber, by the friction applied to
its surface, but the Greeks were
of the opinion that this was a
quality inherent in the amber IT.
self. While the existence Of this
force has been apparent in the
form of lightning, magnets and
the like, for countless centuries,
it was only in very recent times
that 1t was recognized as q dis
tinct power, to be studied and
catalOgued and used for the
benefit of mankind. The name
applied to it, however. was the
name given by the Greeks to the
substance which manifested it.
(Copyright)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
Goldfish Salad.

If the faxed fish is purchased, a
thorough scalding will be all that is
necessary to remove the salt, while the
whole fish will need to be soaked over
night.
Take one pound of salt fish, one-half
cupful of stuffed olives. one cupfui of
finely diced celery. one teaspoonful
of minced parsley, one-fourth of a
teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce,
three tablespoonful of olive oil. one
tablespoonful of vinegar and a dash of
red pepper. Freshen the Goldfish over
night, then fake and cook gently for
thirty minutes. Cool, add the olives.
celery, parsley, seasonings. oil and
vinegar and let stand an hour. Then
toss together with boiled dressing and
garnish with sliced olives and parsley.
N..a M4f~ eeQ
Copyright 1894. Western Newspaper Union.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26
CHANGE OF LIFE
W0MAN'S TRIAL
Proof That Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is Of Great
Help at This Period
GIIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIIII

Metropolis, Illinois.-"I have taken
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

One must not only speak charitably
but must also feel charitable.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-26

The Splendid Matches.
"She's making a splendid match"
$50? How much is the man wOrth?"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Social and Personal
SONNET
adele De Leeuw, in voices)

adele De Leeuw. in Voices)
rye pm my gricfs away in lavender,
ANA made my tears into rosary;
Asd neople now need never say OF me
rba, am living with the Things
That-Wcre;
Scr need they fear that words of
theirs will stir
rpouicl ghosts that might rise sud
denly.
rar some strange reason have
learned 10 be
So PLACID that my eyes no longer blur.
Yet 5meimos in the very quiet night
could cry out because my heart
aches so
From cmptiness-there's nothing it
can hold
And iu those hours | am filled with
fright
Al what I've done; for, piercingly,
know
That have cheated Time-that ! am
old.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Wedding In
NJ. Anne'S Church

The wedding of Ensign William
Langitt Freseman and Miss Virginia
C. Perry. of Washington. was cele-
'rated yesterday afternoon at $50 at
st. Anne's Church. the Rev. f. d.
Johnson. ID d., rector of the church.
officiating, The only attendants were
Ensign and Mrs r. II. Hudson. who
were married on last Saturday in New
York.
The bride wore a green georgette
rock with fcather-trimmed hat AZ
Ter the ceremony the wedding party
was entertained by Mrs. Nicholas II.
"re'n, of Charles street. The date of
'he wedding. which was to have taken
place in september. was advanced as
inc GROOM has been ordered to duty
mere in connection with the midship-
mems rifle team.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
ST. tBKE's CATHEDRAL
To- Be BEACON LIGHT Of
WESTERN CIVILIZATION
Especial Correspondence

PANAMA. c. a.. May 15.-Here. at
the Cross Roads of the Western
Hemisphere. where the meeting of all
the nations is rapidly making the
Canal Zone for America what Suez is
to the Old World. the cornerstone OF
St Lnke's Episcopal Cathedral. which
is to be built among the Ancon hills
as a beacon light OF western Chris
tian civilization. was laid on the af-
ternoon OF April 90 amid solemn re-
iigious services and the pomp of high
Masonic rites, in the presence of a
throng of ten thousand people. in
Guiding all that is representative of
civil and official life on the Zone.
Bishop Morris Presided
Rt Rev. James Craik Morris. d. ID.
Bishop of Panama, presided at the
ceremonies and delivered the histori-
cal address. The actual service of
laying the cornerstone was perform
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Attends Army
Wedding

Mrs Alexander Sharp. ST.. has been
in West Point this week where she
Leo James Erler, U. s. A., and Miss
Frances Smith, which took place on
Tuesday in the Catholic Chapel. The
bride and her sister, Mrs. John Ben
nngton Bennett. Jr., wife of Major
Bennett. Z. S. A., made their debut in
Washington two winters ago at a
large reception ut Wardman Park
Hotel, whore they spent the winter
with their grandmother. Mrs. Eliza
beth S Bailey. of st. Louis. Captain
Erler was graduated from the class of
1911 At West Point and is now sta
toned there