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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
GRAND RAPIDS

Mrs. Joe Kuhn entertained a mum.
her OF Young people at a dinner ami
party Wednesday In honor Of her
niece, Miss Edna Kuhn, who was on
that day 10 years old A three.course
dinner was served at noon covers
being laid for fifteen guests Mrs. o.
y. knhh, the guest 0f honors mother,
helped Mrs. Kuhn, After dinner they
were Just going out for JOY ride, and
IN some manner found Themselves at
Mckinley Park, This was the real
surprise for Miss Edna, for here were
twenty friends waiting for her Dane.
Ing and games were enjoyed until late
IN the Afternoon when twocourge
luncheon was served There were
four ANAL tables with fur quests at
each table Decorations for both the
luncheon and dlnner were pink and
white even to the two birthday cakes.
Miss Kuhn was the recipient Of many
pretty little gifts, The dinner euest9
we've Misses uella and Margal 81
Magic llilda and Esther Mccormick
Elaine ParSon Lou Cordial, Bessie
and Katie Kuh1 from near M2rseil
les; Anthony and Finley Kuhn anl
Mrs, PGrsOn ana daughter Elaine, all
from Ottawa, aud Mrs. O. f.. Kuhn
and SON Clearance and daughter Mary
Margaret
MIS- John Glenn is entertaining her
father, Mr. Hoffman, from Kankakae.
Ill this week.
The Get Tog ther elHb and the Key.
stone class Of the NJ. t. church held
a farewell party IN the form OF moon.
Hight picnic al Mckinley Park Friday
evening. The affair was given for
Mr. and Mrs r.. A Bradley, who will
move to Pontiac in the near future.
Flity-tive were present They were
members Of the club, their husbands
and families and members Of the Sun.
day school class. Ice cream and cake
were served.
Misses Florence Cit Ethel Gourloy
rf Cornell and Bill Oft and Harold Os
horne Of Sire ator attended the Ma
sonic picnic at Starved Rock Thurs.
day afternoon and evening.
Miss Edna HaGie spent the week
end with heg cousin. Miss Ella Rey-
ington, near Marseilles,
THOSE who assisted Mrs. John Glenn
fptih lOl ititSllNi N ldSl W IN h'lt vi y.
j.. p Wakey and daugh'or3 Miss Ada
Fogle OF Farm Ridge and Mrs. Dena
schroeder and daughter Cathrinc Of
.Streator.
Mrs Peter Schlagcter called on her
daughter, Mrs Louis Dulian. Monday
Miss Olive Lott of Burlington, Iowa,
was a recent guest OF her brother.
Elmer Lott, and Wife.
Mr.. and Mrs Thomas Kuhn and
family and Mr. and Mrs E. h. Kuhn
and daughter Nellie were Sunday Wis
itors at the Frank Myers home. near
Kinsman.
Miss Eva Peterson and brothers Of
ottawa are visiting their father, Rufus
Peterson, this week.
Mrs Earl Wakey entertained at din
nef Friday Mrs. Earl England and
daughter Velva. Mrs Beck and daufh
ter OF Aurora and Misses Cora ana
Nattie Scheerer OF Grand Ridge.
Miss Ethel Gourley of Cornell spent
the week end at the Henry Oft home.
Little Jean Johnson Of Marseilles was
also guest there, II being the home
Of her grandparents.
Mrs Julia Dittman visited at the
home OF her daughter Mrs Ioetflcr CT
, Ottawa, last week.
Mr. and Mrs. John Glelm and son
Delmar and Nr Hoffman of kanGa-
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

kee called at the T.. +, Wakey home
Sunday evening,
Miss Mary Mccormick CT Ottawa is
visiting at the Ed Mccormick home
Mrs, HICKS and son Robert ana
daughter Ruth OF Chicago, Mrs. Her.
bert Bundy and son Dan, Master Me-.
lin Carter, Mrs. James Cunliife and
daughter Ruth, and Mrs Thorton
Bowen and son, all of Streator, were
Friday guests at the Harry Hagle
home.
Mrs. Ross Wakey is entertaining Il
friend, Miss Lola Hall of Sheridan,
this week She came Friday and went
to the Walter Hayward home Wednes-
day to spend "A few days.
Miss Molly Mccormick and guest,
Miss Mary Mccormick, assisted thu
j. ~. Naele ladies cook for threshcrs
Tuesday.
Mrs. Dena Schroeder and daughter
Catherine and Miss Dorothy Duder,
all Of Streator; Mrs, Ross Wakey and
guest. Miss Lola Hall Of Sheridan.
were visitor at the +. p. Wakey horne
Monday.
Mrs Earl Wakey entertained The
Womens Foreign Missionary Society
of the NJ +. church Tue sday afternoon
Because OF the busy season not very
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
WANTED.

WANTED-Mid dle-aoed woman n-
woman with child preferred, to do
general homework. Phone Utica S07.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

FOR SALE-Strictly modern I room
residence and one large barn. rs
foot lot front. Abundance OF fruit o.
all kinds. Good location. VIII sell
for cash. Phone Black ia Mar
settles. ..
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

ill the conditions of the contract ana
execute the work, should the cuntrac.
be awarded to him.
Bidders will examine the ordinances,
maps, plats, plans, specifications and
also the locality IN which said work il
to be done ANA Judge for themselves
all Of the conditions and circum-
stances affecting the cost and nature
Of the work
The Council reserves the right to re
iect any and all bids. as authorized
by law
Dated at Ottawa, Illinois, this LIST
day Of August A. D. 1922.
GEORGE V. r. WEEKS,
Mayor of the city of Ottawa, Illinois.
W W. CURTIS,
City Clerk of the City Of Ottawa,
Illinois.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
Sanders Auto Parts Co

Parts for all cars.
EDISON, MASON, HYDRO1ORON
Tires aud Tubes.
229 West Main st. Phone SO.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
MISCELLANEOUS.

MAKE EXTRA MONEY evenings; alb.
solutely reliable; send two dimes
for samples and information. MA.
RIONETTE Co, 1GG West 18th St,
New York City.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

FOR SALE room dwelling, SoIth
Ottawa; large lot; hardwood floors.
fireplace, bathroom, furnace, laundry,
la first class condition. Also
8 room dwelling: bathroom. hot
water heat, hardwood floors. laundry,
garage.
These places. 10 sold Immediately,
can be ought for 1000 less than a
year ago MISS GERTRUDE HARRIS.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

HAYNE, THE HARNESS AND TIRE
MAN, will buy your hides and wool.
Special low prices on fly nets, trunks
and suitcaSes.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
AUTO SUPPLIES
Automobile Owners

You will get 20 to 40 per cent more
miles per gallon by using Superior
Gasoline Vaporigers. Price $50. Free
trial. Proving is convincing. Postal
brings information and cuts. Sta.e
make and model
l.. L. MONTGOMERY,
1916 Banks Ave, Superior. Wis.
Manufacturer and Distributor.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
Excellent Advice

The best ndyiee handed out In a
long time IL so live that YOU won't
ASK to have it kept out of the papers {"
Bridgeport Post.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS

BABY CHICKS--America's greatest
farm breeds; White Leghorns, X. l..
Reds, Barred Plymouth Rocks; big,
husky chicks that live and grow; write
for April, May and June delivery,
TWIN ACRE POULTRY FARM, Sher.
idan, Ill.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

large number were present After the
regular business meeting d social hoJr
was enjoyed. after which the hostess
served a sumptuous .epast.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

LOST-A diamond lavalliere, possibly
at Starved Rock. Thursday valued
rs u keepsake Finder please address
Box 1876, Mendoza. III. Liberal ye
ward for return.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

How New Workers. U-a Telephone
There are more than !.lOO001 ttle
phone calls day ia N"w York city,
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-08-04

WANTED TO RENT--A fveroom
house in good condition; electric
lights and city water preferred. Cali
1059-K.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
SHOULD BE ABOVE CRITICISM

presidents Physician Fr'Ead"r General
has delayed and
,sstructd disabled world veterans
federal board of h"spa"n and
the A
rshab iitaton mml OF
the present
the best
pita service tina camp provided"
$ and i'm
pertant efxedde ninaton he American
In carrying
He hospitals in the United
time
$500 beds being provided
al
Of little avail have the
tho m
criticism made by Mr. SSraSuH hui
mare recital does establish
defense
during because Of their service IN me
hu!
national self well We can never repay
human Po" 70
woun al them from
directed
ground for difference Of
opinion be above criticism
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
Mer ely McEvoy
ALECK THE BARBER.
J. P. Nc E Y "

about III" other evening
cs"e anu
"We N" again today MS
spiel on no" spiders ~
Ike You
married? The LADY spider eats %
to part for YOU N'
and
probably would ""''
they w" ana " say"
y h guessed ma
Nc 'N''
hollow H." Iac"n NcS "
Of its vital organs into AS sinai spa
making apparatus us
Of the h" says "'
pcevcd
aud fN"T
Of c"" nav ~"
do 'h"n SIT '"
he point Forward "'a
for instance" The" cars lay o"rN
stun he you learn "
nlrnr h"wd
they "'hI pursued" VIVA
dc
ucrnc, cred
said" asked Mcck the Barber g" his VII"
mcn
Aleckh BARBER said nothing
10y Associated rIt'rs'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
BoLSHEVISTS TO RESTORE
VODKA

Russia Is going back 10 vodka News
from Moscow Is to tho effect that the
Bolsnevist government will issue de-
ere. on August l restoring the former
beverage TO Its old status. as a state
monopoly. The alcohol percentage VIII
MOI be quite so great as before. The
standard strength before tho war was
Is per cent alcohol. whereas now II Is
20 be SIS per cent
Vodka was for long time curse
n Russia. II was encouraged by the
ruling class. probably in the belief that
II helped to keep the people dull and
without ambition. Also. It brought in
a big revenue to the government When
the var began. Gar Nicholas abolished
the sale of vodka as an efficiency mea-
sure. and the edict appears TO have been
effective.
Now the Bolshevtsts. Andins that
their theories have failed. seem 10 he
about 70 fall back on alcohol for the
same old objects-to keep the people
Nfrom ,hlnE!ug ard % raise money. There
could be no more complete confession
OF failure.
What a So per cent alcoholic liquor
will do TO the Russians can Re easily
prevail throughout the country. and the
chances OF an early and notable i'm
rrovement there will disappear. With
vodka az their CHIEF ale. It wilt be
easy for those IN power TO remain there.
OF all the devilsh acts Of the Bolshe-
wiki, this - one OF the worst.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

West Virginians are told that he
natural beauty and attractiveness ~
the state are equal IL those OF any 9TH
er part Of the world. II is the West
NircinIaus who know their state and
are fully aware that such is the case.
who love II and are proud TO claim II
As their home. IL Is also noticeable
that West Virginian in other ciimes
never has the same feeling OF re!aNa'
ton and comfort a he does when in
his own state. 1t * FEELING that car
no, he described. bat which Is char
acteristic Of the ever-prescnt and ever
Ginning charm Of West Virginia,
on a beautiful estate near Clarks-
burg Is concrete example OF West
Virginia's charm. Melville Dawson
Post \ natiyc-born West Nlrginlan and
one Of the foremost short story writ
ers Of the Twentieth century. has huilt
himself a Swiss chalet. set like gem
10 rountaIncd garden Of Formally.
Mr. Post Is an epiCurc " beauty an"
a lover If things artistic lie mas peeh
in All parts OF the world and has lived
. life of romantic travel. drawn INTO
the Out-of-way places for glimpse
Of Natures charm and splcndor. lNE
writings bear the marks of the finish
cd artist and are like unto the paint
;uss n Eaphaei or u Nalasqu"Z for
technique and richness or perfection.
He is considered by many critics ~
the greatest exponent Of DESCRIPTIVE"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
SOME FREE TRADE FIGURES

is sometimes difficult 70 recall jus.
what happened at any particular time.
especially in regard 10 matters in which
we are not personally concerned. For
th.s reason. records Of facts and fiSares
are OF the greatest value. With
tariff bill pending in congress, enemies
OF protection are putting forth their
usual smoke screen Of faisehood and
sophistry. II is fortunate. therefore.
that the people can refer to the records
OF tho past 10 find what free trade and
protection have done for them. We do
not need to 60 very far back TO get
some rorceful illustrations OF what II
means 70 our own producers to throw
our markets open TO Nhe low cost pro-
ducts OF the rest Of the world
Here are a few that have especial in
teres, for the farmer:
The figures for a single month under
Republican agricultural tariffs and for
the corresponding month under the
Democratic Law after it had come into
FUN force. illustrate the effect OF
throwing our markets open 10 free
foreign competition. In March. 1913.
after the Democrats had won their VIC
tory at the polls but while the Repub-
licar tariff was san in effect. NC i'm
ported. In round numbers. EoS.oon worth
o. cattle but increased those imporia-
tons 10 sa93.ooO worth in March. 1914
when the protective duty had been re-
moved We imported no fresh meat in
March. 1918. but 2.3te.roo POUNDS IN
March 1914. We imported tcS2. 600
pounds of wool in March. 1913. and -
onn. 600 pounds in March. 1914
Tho Democratic tariff law berame ct
fecttve IN october. 1918 Under the
previous Republican law th"r" VAS a
duty Of six CENTS per pound on butter.
The Democratic tartS Law reduced that
cate . I've and q half cents per pound.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
WEST VIRGINIANISM
By Dwight II. Teter
WHAT VALUETH \ MANS AMERlCAN1SM IF HE
HONORETH NOT HIS OWN STATE?
By Dwight H. Teter

Nvidness Of the writers In the English
language today Yet. Mr.. Post trans
plants the beauties OF Swiss architec.
turc. French decoration and Italian
Landscape into the green hills and
honey atmosphere of West Virginia.
When a man Of SIR. Posts artistic
temperament and Epicurean tastes pre-
fers the scenery Of West Virginia 20
that Of any other land. then there mus'
he something on which We con lay our
claims for West Nirginia's charm.
Asked why he lives n West Virginia
when all the doors OF the worlds pr.
tiStic splendOr are open 10 him. Nr
Post gave the same answer as mos,
West NirginianS Of lesser attainment
would give: Because | love 1t here"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

During the first nine months under the
Democratic law. prior to the outbreak
Of the war. we imported $50. 600 pounds
OF butter as compared with less than
100000 pounds during the correspond
Ing period in the Republican year.
During the early period OF the Demo-
cratic law our commercial representa-
lives in China were reporting 70 the
Democratic Department OF Commerce,
large exports % eggs from china 70
the United States. Sevcnty-hve thous-
and dozen eggs daily were brought 10
Marking for export, These eggs. &c
cordlng 70 our commercial representa-
tive. cost about forty-two cents per
gross or about three and a half cents
per dozen So serious was the COM
petition that Pacific coast states en-
deavored 70 check the importations by
barring the eggs under health rcguia-
tons.
A, the same time that these large in
creases in importai!ons Of foreign food
products were coming in. there was no
fulfllment ot the Democratic promise
OF reduction OF the cost OF living. ON
the contrary. the records Of the Demo-
cratic administration admit ;h7; the
cost OF living advanced from the time
that party came into power.
Turning from consideration nc spc-
cfc articles in the agricultural schedule
70 brief view OF totals, VIC find that
IN the ten months of the Democratic
law. prior 10 the outbreak OF tho war
IN Europe. our imports as compared
with the previous period under tho Re-
publican tariff. increased more than
$50. 600. nnQ. making a difference against
VS. Of s@6o.00o 200 in our balance Of
trade or a loss Of SeG.Oo".o 600 a month
20 the industries ~ America.
This brief comparison. showing the
relative effects Of protection and free
trade. Is worth remembering when read
ing the statements now being put forth
by Democratic leaders regarding the
benefits Of protection and ctrcc, upon
cost OF living.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
RECOVER
WIDOWS SONS BODY

Special Dispatch to The lnt"IliScncer.
East Liverpool. O.. July u
Searchers tonight recovered the body
OF Clyde woodward. 10. son Of Mrs.
JENNA Woodyar a widow, who Was
drowned in the Ohio river when a
tohnboat In which he and Nv" com,
ranions were rowing upset. Virgil
Woodward. II. n brother, and Clarence
Carson. -. other members of the
PARTY. MANAGED to keep atoat until
CEde Bailey. another hCatman,
! cached them.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
OGDEN EXPENSE S3,415
Contributions to Campaign Totaled
s3,975-LiIIy Spent the Most
With a Total Of $4,003.

Charleston. ". Va. July o7.-The
pre-primary expense statement Of II.
{. Ogden, Of Wheeling, completed the
file today OF the accounts Of candi-
dates for nominations 10 the United
States Senate. and showed that A.
\. Lilly had spent the greatest sum
of any candidate in this group. Mr.
Oedens statement showed Contribu'
lions Of S3.975 and expenditures OF
S3.4lI. The latter were mainly for
advertising and for maintenance OF
headquarters.
Mr. LiIly's total expenditures were
StU02
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
RIPPLING RHYMES
ARv WALT MAS ONAAAAA-AA-AA
ABy w ALT VI A 5 . ~
All. WHERE

> where o works "" hailed win
into
humble d"'N' We
amd he
like Booth "nmsh stand w"
designed write
the tho HAIL tame near" anu "
harsh 'h"nS
the dump the
and night hFh''
odN Laura 'o
GO blowing their 'hN'h''
Reed on no"
cannot survive
>' George Matthew Adam
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
AT Headquarters Sunday

The executive committee Of tho Ohio
County Ogden Women's club will he At
Ogden headquarters on Chapline street
opposite the city hall all day next Tues
day. the day Of the primaries. and any
Information will lie gladly furnished.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

BE yourself is tho philosophy Of
Charles Garland. soctalistic young man
who recently inherited million. That
sounds much easier than old man Solon's
Know thyself." and with a million in
the bank should be quite pleasant
occupation.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

Judging by the throngs that passed
our South Penn Chateau on circus night,
"" would suggest that 1t would be good
business for a candidate TO endorse en-
"" note that Russia has modified
hcr prohibition decree and Vodka IS per
cent alcohol maybe sold.
That's about the percentage we'd have
in the L. s. about the second month
after light wine and beer amend
maut was passed
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

A New York woman says hrr hus-
band allowed her Is cents day f"r her
self and hahy Probably he IS one Of
those efficiency experts.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

The Carhunclo. 20 which tho anrlcntS
attributed fantasti" properties. was no
other than tho ruby.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

4 paper recently carried on It's front
r:gc the ancient wheeze about missing
tho children"
: We're lookin' for the Cleveland red
tuSpcndcr" Joke next.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

Jimmy Cox says he is stronger than
ever FOR the league OF nations. Now.
let's see. what is the league OF nations?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

\ woman : suffering Is nothing COM
pared with that If the man whose vie
calls him cheney" in public.
II conan Doyle can arr"nce II. ""
should like to hear Il few critical re-
marks t: ON the spirit Of -.
An old-timer is one who remer>'ers
when the girl sat demureIy neutral AMI
let tho man do the lovemakirc.
Some men make fools % themselves
al intervals. and some never have en-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

It mas been supposed tho procession
Of tn. cQuinoXcs may have had some
IN, uencc in producing the glacial
period.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

Tho truth that lies at the bottom ~
tho we'll is mighty apt 10 stay there.
-lr'tll Ed
InI,s. II happens 10 be an inwveu.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
INTEL INKLMGS
wv. s. STANTON

Liberty Bonds Still Going IN"
Ours went up some time ago. as a
first payment on our furniture.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

The .arlles, press In the British Am
srirau colonies Was thought over for
Harvard College in 1898.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

The Hone 81 tho World."-Hcadii',e.
Nope. not the league OF nations; rs
a Lydia Ptnkham ad. well read I'm
from the bottom UP after this)
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

"OIl Man Hurt."-Headline,
ha hc only injured his ankle. We ex
pcct he'll soon he oil right.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

willing sacrifice incomes OF
iobsp ayng
in England had corn la" 70 protect 'ns
farmer an poorp
he ununed 10 win rcedo" oe'
be maxi o
by Assocta
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

Speaking or the ocean. tho first three
miles are the drycst.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28
orders

opportunity 70 meet NrctIY W0lneN.
When A man finds fat purse Wit
wishing he wasn't 70 darned honest
The trains delaF would be less anr
little more tcnderiy sympathetic
II Prohibition had been little MOI
haps there would he fewer bootlegsers.
We can't all whiz about in automo-
bIlcs. Somebody must stay in the
garage 10 fix the darncd things.
sun, the highpriced car has little
better luck than a jtney when II dis
putes the right OF way with telephone
polo.
One bad fault Of the typical Ameri-
can is that just as soon as he learns the
language he begins 10 discriminate
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

Governor Allen says that William
Alien Whites arrest was H great com
rlimcnt to him"
According To this the miners Of
Kansas who arc in jail for violation OF
the same law oukght 10 feel extremely
highly compllmented: but We imagine
there not many Of them feel that way
about it.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

The man who is driven N drink
doesn't need has"r"-lnt"ll Ed
~ the facts were known. Il would be
found that most men who are "driven u
drink" are equipped With selt-staVters'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

There r. good reason for the old
familiar saying Don't give up the
ship" since Il Ia possible n sell liquors
on the high notwithstanding News.
Sounds better though to say. Don't
give UP the kchooner."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

"rron,in.n, Sister.ville Wedding -
Social headline.
How many kinds Of Sistersr'lie have
We
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

This county isn't so had as II might !
I've Great Britain has more lecturers
than We havc."-South Charleston Sen ;
t!nel.
That's the ell ofit-She's sendin' EN-
all over hero.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

SreakinE ~ the undertakers' conren-
,io, reminds lis that there's goin' 10
hc a 10, n hurried hopes af'cr Aug. |.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-28

HOUSE Party At Charleston. --Soo'al
headline.