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The Brunswick news., 1922-12-09
MINNIE HODGES AND HIS
REVUE AT GRAND MONDAY

Jimmie Hodges who made such a
hit at the Grand Saturday Is being
brought back for return engage
uent by Manager Spenceh, after sew
erai requests were made by those who
saw it last Week and claimed it to be
the best that has ever visited this
city in the past four years. A packed
house is expected next Monday night
TO show the appre 3iation Of Bruins
wick theatregoers to a real first rlase
show, as Hodges has the show and
gives YOU paur moneys worth. in
good real laughter, real songs aud 9
big chorus of pretty girls that is .
credit TO any travelling organization
Seat sale is now on so get yours nov
md secure good seats
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-09
What is Spring Fever''

1t is simply low Vitality. a lack of Energy
caused by impure blood. GROW E'G
TASTELESS chill TONIC restores Yitality
and Energy By Purifying and EnEiehine
the Blood. You can soeh. faei It's Strength
snine. Invigogating Effect SOC.
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-09
054HEKRRESD
MUTT AND JEFFS HONEYMOON
is FULL OF SURPRISES

Supported by a cast of competent
artists: surrounded by an avalanche
Of novilties, surprises, Innovations
and original ingredients Mutt and JEFF
in their latest destroyer of the blues
''Mutt and Jeff's Honeymoon" are
said to have exceeded and previous
achievement In the. way Of providing
infectious laughter and screams OF
merriment The new play which is
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-09

their tomfooler les, diff
ferences, populaf forous es-
capades and adveIA (Which, BY
the way. carry them - ne part of
he country 70 the othe1ES The offer
ing, which has been hergded as the
best that the internationally famous
twain have figured in up to date, viii
be seen at the Grand tonight.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-13
BRITISH PARTY IN
PITTSBURGH TODAY

PITTSBURGH, Sept. 1s.-Brit.
ish flags fluttered over the Pitts
burgh business district today, well
coming a party of distinguished
Britons who arrived this morning
from New York to dedicate a bust
of the Elder William Pitt-found.
er of Pittsburgh-which will be
presented to the city by Sir
Charles Wakefield, at noon tomor-
row. Sir Charles, his daughter
Freda, and Sir Arthur Arlington
Haworth, president Of the Man.
chester chamber of commerce are
members of the delegation. A
broad program Of entertainment
including luncheons and dinners
has been arranged. The bust of
the Earl OF Chatham, will DO un-
covered by the daughter OF the
donner.
Sir Charles will make the pre-
sentation address and the return
Will be made by Mayor Magee.
Sir Arthur Arlington will address
the members of the chamber of
commerce this afternoon. A for
NAL dinner will be given to the
visitors at the William Penn Hotel
tonight.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-13
.CLEMENCEAU WARNS
OF new CONFLICT

PARIS, Sept. 1S-M. Clemen-
ceau believes that q closer union
OF America and the Allies and
absolute cooperation between
France and Great Britain are nee !.
essary to avoid a general conflict
with Inevitable wide spread ruin.
He sent a message TO the London
Times to this effect In reply to an
inquiry prompted by the former
premIer's forthcoming visit to the
United States.
In a telegram to the Echo
National NJ. Clemenceau says:
~ have received from the Ions
don Times the following: Your
communications to America have
keenly interested the English
public. Do you not believe that
there Is need OF greater co-opera-
ton between the Allies and Amer
lea but also absolute cooperation
between France aud England are
essential conditions Of real peace
and prosperity in Europe. Your
reply will be greatly appreciated,
II have replied as follows: Il
am completely in accord with You
on all points and am happy to
recognize that 1t Is the policy you
have always supported. The whole
thing today is to determine the
conditions otherwise the. German
war will be replaced by general
conflict with inevitable ruin Tor
everyone I"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-13
HUGHES ON WAY HOME

RIO JANIERo, Sept. 1s-The
American Secretary Of State Char
les E. Hughes today was on his
way back to the United States
after taking part In the cere-
monies Of Brazil's centenary cele.
bratlon. The U. s. S. Maryland
bearing the distinguished visitor
apd his party left the harbor late
yesterday afternoon amid salutes
Of the International deet here. The
warship Is travelling at IS knots
an hour and is expected to reach
New York In twelve days.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-13
LAUREL POINT

Mr.. and Mrs. George B. Loar left
here Monday for Columbus, Ohio,
where they will visit relatives. \
Ray G. Stevens Of Fatrmont spent
Sunday at his home here.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. E. Henry and
James E. Martin and family were
the guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L..
Jamison at Morgantown last Sun
Mr., and Mrs. ]. C. shaGer visited
their son, o. D. Shater Of Morgan.
town, Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. George Herring OF
Kingwood were the guests of Mr..
and Mrs. George Furman Of King
wood Sunday.
Mrs. C. E, Jamison OF Morgan,
town visited relatives here Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Hawkins Of
Hagans were the guests OF Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. A. Snider Sunday.
Miss Mary Stevens is i'll at her
home here.
Miss Gem Cannon OF Morgantown
was the guest Of Mrs. S. J. Stevens
Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Carrie Senry Is the guest oil
relatives here.
Mrs. Mazeppa Snider attended
the Baptist. Association meeting at
the Forks Of the Cheat last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. L. Stevens OF
Westover visited friends here re-
Gently.
H. G. Hildebrand has returned to
Fairmont after visit of two weeks
with his sister, Mrs. S. ]. Stevens.
The principal speaker of the
Brand reunion held here last Sat.
urday was the Rev. E. P. Brand OF
Normal, ILL.,. who also Addressed the
congregation Of the Zoar Church
Sunday morning. The Reverend
Mr.. Brand was born and reared In
this community. A decision was
made to the effect that the next
annual reunion Of this family will
also be held at Laurel Point.
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This Date in History
dfe and Character Reading.
sEPIEMBEH 10.

49, a A4AsA SNANa 4ea
When the keen intellectual dis
elimination Is yitallzed by spirI-
tual love and the desire to help,
which is loves distinguishing
characteristic, these Virgo people
are very reliable and inspiring.
They, can attain to great heights
and draw many to them because
of a naturally strong magnetic in
tiuence, which increases as the
impulse to rise develops.
Both the men and women Of
this date retain their freshness
and youth to a remarkable degree.
There is very little change in the
appearance OF a Virgo person en-
dowed with ordinary common
sense from thirty to sixty years.
Those who insist on doing them.
selves perpetually, and who are
SO, ignorant as to indulge in In
temperate eating and drinking, do
not, of course come under this
head. But to Virgo seems to have
been given eternal youth.
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REs1n1r REsnnr WORE

JACKSON, Cal, Sept. 1S.-As
rescue parties resumed today their
frantic efforts to reach the forty
seven men entombed for II days
in the Argonaut gold mine here,
1t was with the prediction OF Of
fcials that the barriers would be
broken within thirty.six hours.
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Business Opportunities
m rAMnAt n -

ADVERTISE IN TAMPA! II you
want 70 buy, sell or exchange Cd.
yertise your wares In Tampa and
South Florida. One OF the nost
prosperous regions OF today. All
ways use Times want Ada. LarR
est Tampa circulation and larRess
daily average want ad lineage Of
any Florida paper. Guaranteed 10
all advertisers. Regular rate one
cen. per word. Monthly'rate on an.
.plication. Inquiries cheerfully an
-swered. Address TEE TAMPA
TIMES, Tampa. Florida. {. aseeA,
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IMPORTANT NOTICE

The West Virginian VIII no. be
responsible for more than one in.
correct insertion OF any advertise.
ment ordered for more than one
time
>All cancellation orders on con.
tract and until forbid orders must
be In writing addressed to the
Want.Ad Department. This Is for
your protectlou.
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West End Improvement
Company
Phone 1854

List your property with Levi B.
Harr, real estate broker, and
get In line with his great home
selling campaign. Phone 2S1 10.
further Information. 5135A
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GOOD HORSE for sale, weight
about 1850 pounds. Write Box
53S9-A, care The West Virginiap.
Z E3S9A,
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Female Help Wanted

WANTED: Girl for general house.
work one who can cook. Call
after S p. m. at $40 Emerson
Street. 5Ss7A
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NATIONAL CASH REGISTERS
New and used; easy payments.
National Cash Register Co.,
Clarksburg, W. Va. 4607A
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Male Help Wanted

WANTED-Young man about IS to
work in shoe store. Wonderful
opDortunity for a hustler. Apply
Newark Shoe Store. 5S95A
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Renting Rooms

With the coming Of the fall season, many
folks will be looking for comfortable furnished
rooms for the winter.
Even though it is only September, it is high
time you advertised your vacant rooms, that is if
you are particular as to the kind of tenants you
would like
writee your ar carefully-describe fully the
advantages you have to offer; mention the loca-
ton and how it may be reached-you will find
that many desirable people will be eager to get
such rooms-and what is more, pay good rent
for them.
The Want Ad way is the best way to rent
rooms.
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Chefs, mattresses, chamber.
maids and all hotel assistance
will do we'll to watch the Want
Ads carefully for better positions.
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sALEsMEN-Two men for adysr.
Using purposes. Expenses ad.
vanced. See Mr.. Loyebury, Ken
yon Hotel. 5405 A
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GEO H. BRoBsT
Realtor
Restaurants

FOR BETTER MEALS AND SER.
VICE. PALACE RESTAURANT,
i2s MAIN ST. SOL a
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FOR SALE

EDGEMoNT-New six room
home, furnace. electricity, ga
rage.
Easy terms on five room house,
Pine St, $1,000.
One mile from Riyesville; four
room cottage on paved road.
Halt acre ground, electricity.
Will sacrifice for $4,000.
Locust Ave. section-Four rooms,
$4,000.
Edgemont New vacant four,
room cottage, big lot.
CASTOR Aye.-Six rooms $500.
Five rooms with furnace $500.
Albert >court-Close in, eight
rooms, only $4,000.
Lots in various locations.
GEO H. BRoBsT
RaaJtnr
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WANTED--YOu9

WANTED--YOU?
Salesman for national product to
cover towns and rural territory
In this section. Large corpora
ton developing new department
offers opportunity to experienced
salesman with light auto. $1,000
per year for man with little ex-
perience and plenty Of enthusiasm
ambition and intelligence. Sell US
your services. Box FEC, care
The West Virginian. 54O3A
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Houses For Sale
| Sell Faiirrnont

Spring Street Home, 8 Rooms
and bath, excellent condition.
Terms. Phone ISL.
Modern 4 room bungalow
with bath, near Chicago st.
Easy Terms. A Good bargain.
Phone 2S1.
A good investment near High
School, 8 rooms and BATH, gar
age for two cars. Easy terms.
Phone 2s1.
Carlton Street, 8 rooms and
bath, corner lot, one block from
car. line. Terms. Phone PSI.
LEVI B. nARR
Phone 2Ei
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Professional Service

DIR. DEEM cHlRopopIsT 4
FOOT SPECIALIST AT sHURT-
LEFT & wELToN'S EVERY
MONDAY. 1851 a
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WHITE WOMAN to keep house
for man and two children.
Phone 1861 after S p. m.
639lA
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GIRL FOR GENERAL HOUSE,
WORK. Phone 1873. $4,000
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GIRL FOR GENERAL HOUSE,
WORK. Call S65-R or apply at
HOO Virginia Avenue. 58ss A
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THE OLIVIA SAGE School OF
Practical Nursing offers a one
year course in special bedside
nursing to limited number OF
women. Glasses formed twlcsl
yearly. Pupils receive mainten-
ance, uniform and salary. Apply
to Director, New York 1pfrmary,
321 East 18th Street, New York
City, 54o2A
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TO SELL, BUY OR RENT, SEE
GEO. H. BRoBST, REALToR,
PROFESSIONAL BLDG. 5341A
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Coal and Timber
Furnished Rooms

FURNISHED RooMs.-prlces rea-
sonable. 524 Ogden Avenue,
Phone 2e6-W. 4S22A
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04
Confessions
of a
III. s. Senator.

What's wrong with the senate? The
question is answered in the following
story by a United States senator, as the
concluding installment of his remark
able story Of his career and life in the
senate-Tho United Press, New York.
BY LAWRENCE MARTIN
United Press Staff Correspondent
Copyright, 1922, by United Press
WASHINGTON, May 3.-The senator
sat down at his desk to write, for this
final chapter of his story, the answer
to these questions:
What is the worst thing about the
senate?
2-What is the best thing?
3-If you had the making over of the
senate, what would you do about it!
He wrote this answer to the first:
cit has grown away from the people,
and it lacks courage"
TO the second he replied:
at s friendship
Over the third he pondercd long
time, getting up to stand looking out
of his window, his back to the room, his
eyes far away. Finally, he wrote:
81 said in the beginning that | am
failure, in my own eyes, as q senator
of the United States. Therefore, l am
a poor one to make over the senate. But,
from my experience, | think ! can say
that these things would improve the
senate:
:. First, make it a one-term body, with
that term at least eight, and possibly
twelve years long.
''Second, elect no man senator who
previously had held any office higher
than county officer.
"Third, elect no man senator who
had not been a conspicuous success in
some business or profession.
"First, ] would make the senate a
onc-tcrm body so that senators would
| not have to be politicians, and / ID make
that term long enough to give them Il
chance for experience and real useful
ness.
81 would bar all those professional
politicians who get to the senate via
city, county and state offices, thus
further narrowing down the political
phases of u senatOrship.
| r"Then | would bar out mcdiocrities,
so ia as possible, by insisting that to
| qualify for senatorial honors, man
must have become successful. | do not
4 iucdH IlcH-L mean nc iiuSt nave Hldttc
his mark in some decided way, must
have shown intelligence and courage
and the ability to think straight.
! =" Did | hear you laugh? No? | ex.
pected you to. Can you imagine Il SEN
ate picked like that! Not q chance 1
hear the politicians whispering, while
others, less kind, say Of me in the argot
Of the day, that that bird is cuckoo.' -
THE END
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04
Side Talks :
6w RadtG1 Cameron
IN REGARD TO CHAIRS

that and never developc an aching
muscle.
Men. / think almost always like "A
morris chair There is something about
the size and the squareness of them,
the broad arms $50 good for holding an
ash tray,) the height of them that suits
the masculine figure and the masculine
taste.
While passing / must not forget one
of my favorite antipathies and that is
the Pullman car chair. 1t seems incon-
ceivable to me that anyone should find
that chair comfortable. Personally, l
don t find it so comfortable as the
seats in the ordinary COACH and yet
the managers of the Pullman company
take in millions every year from people
who are willing to pay high tariff to
sit in those chairs Is it for comfort
that they pay | wonder, or for some
thing else9 Anyhow, someday when |
have time | mean to start a petition
to the Pullman company asking them
to establish really comfortable chairs,
and pledging the signers not to use
the cars until they do.
Will You Sign?
And when | have got Il mile or so of
signatures ana nave Une Hullman COM
pany at my feet l will be willing to
make suggestion for their new chairs.
| Why not model them on that chair
which, while it witnesses more discom-
| fort and aches and misery than any
| other piece of furniture, is itself the
model of comfort and amenability. Can
| you guess the riddle? The dentist S
chair of course. 1t has long been my
contention that there is no other chair
so thoroughly comfortable. / have
threatened to get a second hand one,
have it upholstered in cretonne, cam
outage the head rest, and put it in
my living room. The family never
toPk this threat quite seriously but they
did seem relieved when / found what
even a second hand dentist s chair
would cost, and decided to wait a while
before carrying out my threats.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04

out. So I'll walk on the other side of
the path. -
"Right-O!" exclaimed Uncle Wig
gily, English fashion. Then he and
Baby Bunty and Mr.. Sticker walked
along together until, all of u sudden,
the Bob Cat, who had broken out of
Jail, where he had been taken for try
ing to nibble the bunny's ears, sud
denly popped out from behind a bush.
"Now for some fine nibbling!
howled the Bob Cat.
"Oh, dom t let him nibble my ears!' -
begged Baby Bunty. "And / don I
want him to nibble Uncle Wiggily's
either. Oh, Mr.. Stickcr, since you arc
a porcupine, can't you shoot some of
your quills, like arrows, at the Bob Cat
and make him go away
"Ha! Hail. laughed the Bob Cat
reaching out claw for Uncle Wiggily
81 m not afraid. Mr.. Sticker can >,
shoot his quills! Whoever says porcu
pine can shoot his quilts like arrows
is wrong!"
care they?" asked Baby Bunty
"Seems to me 1 hape heard that you
can shoot quilts, Mr. Sticker.''
eyes, that often is in stories, but
it's wrong" said the porcupine. 81
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04

can t shoot quilts, but | can stick them
in the Bob Cat this way' suddenly
cried Mr.. Sticker. With that he swung
his heavy tail, which was like club,
up against the Bob Cat. And as the
porcupine's $ tail was filled with sharp,
stickery quills, and the quills were set
in his flesh as loosely and lightly as
pins on u cushion, a lot of the quills,
sharp as fish hooks, and with. barb
on the end, came out and stuck i'll the
Bob Cat s nose.
"Oh, wow.' howlcd the bad chap.
"This is almost as bad as shooting
quills at me! Oh, We got to go find
doctor!" and away he ran, not doing
any ear nibbling that day.
"Wcll, We learned something, said
Baby Bunty, us she and Uncle Wiggily
and Mr.. Sticker walked OH to the ice
cream cone store. And, if the sweet
potato doesn I turn sour when it plays
tag with the lemonade and tries to
jump over the peanut, II tell you next
about Unc.e Wiggily S tire puncturc.
Jade was in great demand during the
war because of its supposed mascot
IjrODcrties
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04
; q g g e q g q g g g e 9 @
TODAY,S BORROWED @
EDITORIAL q
HOW TO SAVE LIFE
s. g s. 6 @ g g 9 g e q 3

Fresno Republican: This is the plain,
simple story of how one American city
has saved thirty lives in the last thirty
days after making up its mind to
permanent accident prevention CAM
paign.
"Jail sentences for auto speeders
is the terse explanation of how Detroit
has started to cut down traffic acci-
dents that have been taking terrible
life toll, not only there but in practical
ly every city in the country. Fear
and general respect for the same law
that is in force in every city, has in
the motor city's case, walked boldly
into the whirl of traffic and rescued 30
children, men and women from death
under the wheels of thoughtless and
reckless drivers" as the Chicago Tri-
bune describes it.
Thus, Detroit is trying nothing new,
unless fear and general respect for law
is something new; and certainly De-
tfoit is doing nothing all Of her sister
cities cannot do.
Detroit has adopted the 81 will! "
spirit, that's all, and has gone about
| it in plain, simple way, to save human
| lives until heads of the safety machine
feel that they have practically elm
| mated the avoidable accidents and have
now settled down to spend 100000 q
year for permanent prevention work.
Detroit is not only doing something
eminently well worth while for her OWL
citizenry, but she is leading the way fol
other cities to follow. Let all of u:
accept the inspiration of Detroit and
see to it that our cities formulate sim
liar campaigns and 60 through will
them.
"Jail sentences for auto speedcrs'
would be fine motto for every city Il
adopt.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-05-04

When you stop to think of it, don t
you think it is surprising how few
really comfortable chairs there are!
l don't mean chairs that aren t act
lively uncomfortable, chairs that make
painless perches for half hour call,
but chairs that are actively comfort
able, chairs one makes oneself at home
in chairs that one can sit in and read
for whole evening without having
to squirm about.
A friend of ours once made a ter
rifle but thoroughly understandable
break. She, with two or three other
young girls in the neighborhood, was
spending the evening with a middle
aged friend who had Il handsome living
room when she had just refurnished.
Only Comfortable Chair in the Room
Suddenly my young friend looked
around her and jumped up saying con
tritelp "Why, here / am sitting in the
only comfortable chair in the room. -
Her attention of sharing that lux
ury with someone else was most kind
ly but her execution was unfortunate
for she spoke the exact truth.
And one could say the same thing of
Il great many livingrooms-tha is if
one were fortunate enough to find one
comfortable chair.
1t seems strange that people should
buy chairs for their appearance rather
than for comfort but it is plain a great
many people do.
OF course the factor of comfort
varies with the Individual who is to
do the sitting There are people who
are most comfortable, they tell me, i'll
a chair with a straight back.
Your Preference
1t is incomprehensib to me. The
kind of a chair | love has deep
hollow, and slanting back and stands
low to the floor, or is supplemented
with foosstool. Also it should have
a pillow to tuck in back of the head
l can sit the whole evening i'll front
of the fire with book in chair like