Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-27
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THIS FROM CINCINNATI.

THIS FROM CINCINNATI.
Sing song o. six pence
Daddys making booze;
Mothers counting rasins,
Two by twos;
Sisters in the cellar
Hanging up the hops,
Baby's on the front porch
Watching out for cops.
The WIND BLEW INN would be good name
for our new hotel. don't you think?
o o 0
Glen Minus fined $40 in police court ona
morning last week on a charge of speeding.
Glens Minus
There is real satisfaction in Mr.. Fox's pledge to
advertise our climate. The best salesman is the
who sells what the house has to offer.
young mountain girl from Wasatch,
Fell down in big nettle patch;
The nettles prickly,
And the girl wasn't sickly,
So she had quite surface to scratch.
o o o
Old Kill Crichton says the Koshare Tours are
run the co-share basis. What Miss Hickey
doesn't get Miss FERGUSON does.
THEY DON'T DAsT!
Sir: Wed men tell no tales.-o. B. Good.
Snobs people with small minds. They will
not mingle with the common herd because they
too much there to remind them of themselves
THINGS.
ia like to find Aladdin
And his little wonder lamp,
I'd like to brush the thing up bright
And shoe away that scamp
While made wishes with the thing,
OF how things ought to be,
And If you want to find these out
Just trail along with me.
I'd rub the little lantern
And I'd give sick folks their health,
Then I'd take the suffring paupers
And give to them wealth,
After which I'd grab the grumblers,
Make them happy, +. o. E."
And while the giving good,
I'd give some things to me.
I'd give the politicians
OF the socialistc strain
The kind of stuff they think they want
With all their might and main.
I'd give to every one who wished
The thing he most desired,
And then I'd put the lantern down
For rubbing makes tired"
And in no time, I'll wager you
That things would be again
Just where they are right here today!
Don't things give you pain?
Free of Expense.
''Not being on exercise
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS DOINGs.
Tuesday of last week was day of great activity
advantage OF the holiday wednesday and made
hubby help clean up the sand
The larks are singing in the arroyos, a robin
was Friday, and the real estate birds are get
ting thicker every day.
A friend in deed IS friend in need.
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NO FAIR PECKING
Wanted-Three setting hens. Must be reason
poLLYANNAs GRANDMAMA.
nominate the old lady who had rheumatism in her
back and glad she had back to have rheu-
matism in-Peg Top:
OUR RIVER.
Throughout this glorious U. s. land
The folks all call 1t Rye-O Grand;
Whereas we know 1t rhymes with bondy
And should be called the REQ Grande!
a DRUMMER, PossIBLY-BUT SALESMAN.
NEVER!
He was neatly dressed. wearing huge horse
necktie. diamond ring glttered on his right
hand. fedora jauntily placed on his
head He looked like prosperous salesman.-As-
ISOLATED Press.
When q mans wife asks him question in
voice that rabies off high key, he knows that
she knows the answer without his replyng.-Mex-
The man Who sent US the above clipping has
been married but few months She's learning him!
THE AWAKENING.
They write me that the dam back there is gone
completely,
And that the old abutments, too, have washed
away;
The wooden bridge has been replaced by one of
iron,
The old grst mill will be RACED most any
day
The red school house where as a little child I
studied,
Has given way to one they call the County
high"
Some asphalt walks now line the streets where we
had cinders,
And hitching posts and stile blocks now stand
idly by.
Most Of the folks used to know have passed on |
westward,
Or else have moved away in search of better
lands,
50 when I'm there find that know scarce a
person,
And pretty soon the time hangs heavy on my
hands
Yet still for years made the annual pilgrimage
Back to the shrine of youthful days and fancy
Free
But not until saw what Time had done to loved
things,
Did suspect what Time had also done to me- /
O o O
TO ON THIS SCRAP
Max, As, Is going to marry Matilda, 16.
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If the push buttons on the Rattlers won't ring /
'ull the motorladys coat-tas. ct. B. c." J.