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The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
Am Makes Old Waists Like New
u u Putnam FadeIess Dyes-dyes tints you wish
Country Sions.

The Woman was driving in the
north woods and so charmed was she
with the views, the glimpses Of silver
lakes, the rugged hills, the woods, that
for quite a while she forgot about
time, and definite appointment. re-
lates the Chicago Journal. Suddenly,
however, she remembered she was due
at certain place at 1 80.
They had told her that it was a
straight road for nine or ten miles,
and then the road forked, and then
But the rest of the directions the
Woman had forgotten. Was she to
take the road to the right or the left
But surely there'll be signboard at
the forks, she thought, and that would
tell her what to do.
And when she got to the forks
there was the signboard, and in strag-
gly black letters 1t announced: EITHER
Road"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
Poor Business Proposition.

For real good advice to younger
business men l think the following let
ter that was sent me the other day is
the best that could e offered: "a man
who would be successful in business
must ever treat the public as his
friend. He must ever strive to give hon
est values and be courteous to pros
pective patrons Another point that
should be carefully considered is the
folly Of trying to belittle a competitor.
To knock man engaged in the same
line Of business as yours creates in the
mind of the customer doubt as to
the excellence of your own wares and
arouses feeling Of Sympathy for the
man who is not there to defend HIM
self against your charges"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
NOT TO Be READ LITERALLY
lated to Bring Smile to the Face
Of the Reader.

Here are some choice lines gath
cred from various publications all over
the country:
Men-Experienced on ladies' pocket.
books and handbags; steady work.
Wanted-Maid for general house
work in family Of two adults. Must
know how to coo.
For Rent-In apartments a large
newly finished and furnished room,
with windows on four sides.
Silk socks, 40 cents. 1000 pairs pur-
chased for this sale. You never saw
such values. They won't last long.
Wanted by widower respectable
woman to nurse little girl at least
thirty-fve years old.
For Rent-Second-stor front room
semi-private bath; electric light.
Wanted-Thirty or forty good young
laying hens wanted. Must be reason
able.
For Sale-Baby carriage, in good
condition. Reason for selling, baby
outgrown it and no more expected
Everybody's Magazine.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
FITTED coRsAGE is COMING
Accessory Promises to Find Favor
With the Very Wide Skirts, Fash.
lon Writer Says.

Undoubtedly the fitted corsage is
creeping in. Just at present it seems
like casaquin blouse, a size too
small; but the intention Of the future
is that we shall have fitted corsages
with very wide skirts, says fashion
writer IN the Boston Globe. Poiret
has been showing models of this kind
for some months past, Lanvin also, and
other famous dressmakers, though in
the latter case the models are almost
always for evening use. If you happen
to be abnormally tall and slender, you
can be as exaggeratediy Moyen-Age
as you please, but this style demands
considerable thought and intelligence,
II one 10 not to look ridiculous.
Though the uneven hem is still in
view, and at best places, there are
signs which indicate that women os
good taste are growing tired of 1t. Thls
IFS easy to understand, because all the
best models of this order have been
copied by small dressmakers. withnmt
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16

the least difficulty. 1t 10 the easiest
thing in the world to arrange dropping
panels, or long lengths of ribbon which
produce more or less successful "un.
even hem." The least experienced Una.
teur can achieve good results in this
line. and so the big dressmakcrs are
going to give us something newer and
more complicated.
The present craze for plated dresses
has much to do with the declining
popularity of the fashion in question.
There are few things less attractive
than plated skirt which does not
hang straight" all around.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
PRESCRIPTION FOR LONG LIFE
According to This German Physician,
1t Is Easy to Add to Ones Years
Of Usefulness.

The gathering of centenarians which
took place the other day recalled the
case Of the eminent German physician,
Doctor Fiscfweiler, who died recently
at the age Of one hundred and nine.
He often declared that he possessed
an infallible rule for securing longev-
ity, which he would reveal to the
world in his will. Upon his death,
then, this formula was disclosed:
"Put your bed, orienting it by means
Of a compass, so that you will have
your head placed north, and lie in a
horizontal position. Sleep solidly with
closed fists"
This is the whole secret. This posi-
ton, it is asserted, brings the body In
communication with the great telluriar
currents coming from the north and
insures an extremely happy blood cir
culation.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
PiIotIess Plane a Success.

Washington-The pilotless army air.
plane, equipped with an automobile con-
troll device said to be more accurate
and dependable than any human pilot
has been developed to a point where 1t
has made successful flights of more
than 80 miles, it has bees announced
by the army air service. The an
nOuncement declared the results pro-
duced after u long series Of expert
ments constituted the "most important
post war Development of the many
novel ideas of new engines Of war"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
cuticura for Sore Hands.

S6ak hands on retiring in the hot suds
Of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one Of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and Talcum are used
for all toilet urposes.-Advertisem
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
White Frocks.

White dresses are now in vogue In
Paris, iu contrast to the black crepe
garments which have SO long been
popular. Frequently they are beaded
with crystal beads and paneled and
plated.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
HOOVER PLEADS
FOR CARRIERS
Secretary Asserts Some Com.
modities Being Carried
at a Loss.
s PER CENT A myth
Naturalization Would Mean Social
and Economic Ruin, He cIaims-
Relief for Both Railroads
and Farmers Sought.

Need for reconstruction of the rate
structure of the country-in some cases
upward readjustments-will be brought
to the attention of congress by Secre-
tary Hoover, it is understood. in his
Forthcoming annual report.
Some relief both to the railways and
to the farmers, in the secretary's view,
may be obtained through such re-
organization.
What Report Covers.
Mr.. Hoover's report, according to
drafts already completed, is planned to
present comprehensive discussion Of
the national transportation problem
covering car shortage. regulation,
weaknesses in the transportation act,
rates and labor regulation.
Losses through short transportation,
Mr.. Hoover finds, are tax upon the
community, sitting production, intro
ducing speculation and disturbing price
levels. Despite the lack Of equipment
he maintains American railroad man.
agement is the most efficient in the
world insofar rs it is not limited by
uncomfortable circumstances.
Holds Regulation Need.
Regulation in some form is neces-
sary, he contends, but constructive de-
velopment of this regulation-to pre-
serve initiative railway executives and
at the same time to secure protection
To nrH,inA vital
and not necessarily Incompatible.
Standardization would be a social
and economic Disaster" drafts of the
report say. "Free operation would re-
construct the vicious practices of 30
years ago. The present transportation
act possesses many constructive fea'
lures and some weaknesses. 1t was
the result Of compromises in many par
ticulars and those very compromises
are some of its weakest points"
Failure of the carriers to earn the
amounts provided under the act as
fair return. Mr.. Hoover asserts, dis
proves the "current fiction" that earn
ings are guaranteed" while the re
capture provision, whereby earnings
above 6 per cent would be turned ovel
to the government to be loaned tt
railroads, would not seem to extend tt
those "anaemic carriers" who are un
able to give the government color o.
assurance of repayment through thei1
own inability to produce earnings
Consolidation, however, he suggests
might solve the problem.
Rates, according to the report, arr
"vivid question in the transporta
ton situation, heavy burden on agri
culture in an era of wide disparity be
tween the farmers income and In tina
of industry. while at the same TIM
railway earnings are not large enough
to assure railway expansion.
Some classes and areas Of traffic arr
carried the report declares, "at actua
loss. others are carried Mt lower rates
than the relative value of the commod
tiles warrant: and a series of scien
tific upward readiustments should b'
made in some cases in order to giv'
the railways some relief.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
He Had to Stand 1t.

Yesterday while 1 was seasick it
seemed to me couldn't stand six days
more Of 1t or any more Of it. Which
reminded me of remark once heard
a very old man make. He was i'll and
was telling me of his troubles. With
out thinking 1 said: II don't see how
you stand It," The old man thought
a while and then replied feebly: II
have to stand 1t ~ There are many
disagreeaD1e things we can't get away
from; we are compelled to stand
them.-E. w. Howe, in "Daily Notes
of Trip Around the World"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
Not for Discussion.

II understand your campaign fund
is quite large"
"Let's change the subject" inter-
rupted Senator Sorghum. ut isn't
large enough to be worth mention
ing"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
When Sewing Lace.

Never make seam in Joining lace.
Whip over and over or else buttonhole
together with buttonhole stitches. En-.
deavor to join on the edge of design
SO as to hide the Joining place.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
Red Has.Beens.
Representative Box of Texas said at
a hon0llot In WASHINGTON.

= Representative Box of Texas said at
banquet in Washington:
"Our Reds find their audiences less
and less sympathetic as Russia totters
more and more.
"A Red was Grating on soap-box
the other day.
"'Yes,' he snarled, you're afraid to
revolt. You're like the prodigal son.
All you get to eat Is the husks the
swine won't touch. But pretty soon the
husks will all be gone. Whatll you do
theny
"'Why, eat the Swine, O. courser
said young man in blue overalls."
Suspicious which may be unjust
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16
At the Opera.

Alice-"Gladys isn't saying word
to her escort" Virginia-"I do be-
lieye she came to hear the music"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16

The man who minds his own busl-
ness Is we'll employed.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-11-16

Suspicious which may be unjust
need not be stated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
HaLaS GiUeS Irish
Outdoor Workout
For Sunday Game
Baseball Squad Divided Into
Two Teams for Five
Inning Contest.

Baseball practice 81 Notre Dame
took OH a more serious character
yesterday afternoon when Coach
Halas made up two teams from the
members of his squad and staged
five inning game. His purpose
was 20 discover the men who are
ready TO play in the exhibition game
with the Mishawaka Indestructos
sunday afternoon. Glad to get away
from the depressing atmosphere of
the gym, some Of the men became
quite frisky. but the Coach ordered
them 20 go easy in order 10 prevent
any straining OF the arm muscles.
Seven pitchers win be used in sun.
days game, the coach animated.
This means that all the members Of
the pitching staff with the excep-
lions Of Castner and F'alvey will be
used. AS these men proved their
ability last season, they will not be
called upon to work until later in
the spring. Il is probable that Ivan
Sharpe Will start the exhibition
game. Sharpe is a southpaw with
lots Of steam and a good curve ball
He was candidate for the varsity
squad last spring, and was used in
several games. Ratchford. an inter
hall twirler last year, who has been
showing mighty good form in prac-
tice VIII probably succeed sharpe
on the mound, and the others viii
follow.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
Farrell Think S
Ba be Still Gets
Big Homer Bonus
Records Say No" But Yam.
KEGS Captain Drawing
Card" Gets His

NEW YORK. March 15.-Bahe
Ruth keeps getting more famous alI
the time The swat king is now the
captain Of the Yankee BAN club. The
club perhaps figured that the bau
deserved the honors and PRIVILEGES
that go with the title.
III seems also that the club made
an error i'm announcing that Eut1
was 20 get $500 every time he trapped
one over the fence. Instead ot set
ting nice bonus for dOinE his alt
he is 20 work ON straight salary.
The name Of Commissioner Land s.
wasn't mentioned but lt is rather
easy TO assume that the boss o. the
game suggested 20 the Yankee own
ers that everything wasn't wei with
their arrangement
Miller Hu-Eius. manager Of the
club. didn't like all the publicity that
Babes contract was given HuErins
has a primadonna club and he
would have a hard time telling Bob
1Ieusel why his homeruu wasn't
worth $500 especially If IT, won q
| close game
There is no doubt that Ruth is
still workirs under the contract that
gives him $500 for a homer but the
/ club has denied it and 1t VIII go Oh
the records that way.
Everyone admits that II was bad
| TO make it known that the BANNER
was 10 get S500 every time Ire cou-
neCted with one Some also exc
pressed the opinion that Ruth was
/ gettins too much money. However.
ne is worth fv-ery cent ne is getting
/ because ne packs them I'm every
place ne goes and the club owners
/ figure the gate i'm these days as a
players greatest asset
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
FATHER TIME HITS
INFIELDERS FIRST
WITH K, 0, PUNCH
OF All Baseball Celebrities,
Pitchers Seem to Hold
Up Longest.
Bv BILLY EVANS.

What position in baseball is most
directly affected by the age OF the
player?
II is my opinion that age hits an
infelder harder than any other
player Then comes the outfelder,
followed by the catcher. with the
pitcher bringing UP the rear.
All Of which means that IL is hard
er for Father Time 10 land a knock
out punch on the pitcher than any
other player
Age hits the legs Of an athlete. the
ball player IN particular, much
quicker and harder than the arms.
Slowness Of foot drives many a
player out OF the majors when his
arm is as good as il ever was.
When Bobby Wallace departed
from the majors his wonderful
throwing arm was as strong as ever.
His legs, however. had gone back on
him. lie had slowed up terribly
afoot.
Only a few years ago, after Wal
lace had been out Of the game for
a couple of years. I watched him
work out in practice with the ST.
Louis Browns
His old "souper," as the ball play
ers affectionatelv refer 70 their
throwing arm, was as good as ever.
The ball crossed the infield with the
same speed and accuracy that made
Wallace one Of the most talked OF
players Of his day.
Age is a destroyer of the motive
power Of the legs Since infielders
must move quickly on hard hit balls
and have only given space in which
20 move they suffer first as result
OF the ravages of Father Time.
Slowing Up Is Fatal.
The slowing UP oS, step or two
often marks the passing of a player
from the majors. The outfielders
also have 20 cover considerable terri
tory. However, they have more time
TO act and can play their field TO
suit the tendencies of the batters.
1t is a rarity in baseball to get a
catcher who is fleet Of foot even in
the youngsters. This is explained
by the unusual amount of sqUatting
a catcher is forced TO do in giving
the signals Fleetness of foot doesn' {
mean must to a catcher.
The pitcher, however. Of all play
ers is the one least affected by lack
Of feetness Of foot. He doesn't have
a great deal of fielding
With the pitcher the arm is the
thing. Just as long as the "souper'
is pliablo, and he can bust 'em
through, he is able TO get by.
Cy Young was in the forties when
he retired. Babe Adams, at 80, is
still one Of the most valuable pitch
ers in the National League.
Those two great stars of the ma
jors. Walter Johnson and Grover
Alexander, are 80. Red F'aber, who
was the sensation of the American
League last season, is 81.
There are possibly so major league
pitchers who have passed the so
mark and all of the mare regarded
as the regulars.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
HIGH SQUAD READY
FOR BENTON HARBOR
Burnham Gives Men Hard
Workout Against Collection
of Stars.

The high school basketball squad
leaves for Benton Harbor. Mich. to-
morrow night for an important
clash with the schoolers of that city
Nine men Will be taken on the trip.
Coach Burnham will announce the
names at the close of tonight's work
out.
Fest scrimmage with a collection
OF real stars was the dish handed out
by the local mentor to his men at
last nights practice. Noble <izer
and Capt. Dusty Rhodes of the "Y"
basketball team. which was recently
scFapped; Naxey. Hollowe1, Matt
Butch, Strauss and Miller furnished
the opposition. This group came
down the floor and scored better
than any unit yet i'm practice scrim-
mage. The four recruits We're also
given tests and the local mentor
watched every move that they made
The two who Will make the squad
Will probably be announced tonight
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
COBB FACES REAL
PROBLEM TO WHIP
TIGERS IN SHAPE
Detroit Manager Plans Devel-
opment of Faster. More IF
f!cient Inlicld Marhinc.

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
Masters Named Captain
OF 1923 PUrdHe OHiniet

LAFAYETTE. Ind. March Is
A. IS. Masters, of Thorntown, jun
Tor i'm the school of science. was
Wednesday chosen captain of Pur-
due 1923 basketball team. at meet
ing of the "P' men held i'm Memoir
ial gymnasium. Masters played his
second year ON the Purdue five in
the season just past. and has been
a definite factor in the work and
success of the Boilermakers dur
ing this time. OF the five regulars
of the champion Purdue five. only
one, Capt. Ray Miller, is lost this
year by graduation,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
WEBSTER WILL DEFEND
TITLE AGAINST BEISTLE

Ivan Webster city three cushion
billiard champion and holder of the
Weisberg trophy cup viii again de-
fvnd his title. in 35-point contest
match between doc" Beistle at thu
Oliver hotel billiard room tonight at
o'clock
The same viii decide whether
Webster Is 90 be the owner OF the
cup or whether the contest matches
will be continued until an ultimate
winner is ANNOUNCED. Webster has
won eight games of the series and
by winning touigh. will eliminate the
possibility OF any contender reach
ing his record during the short time
between now and May 1. the day
set 90 end the series.
The rules Of the contest. as cut
lined at the opening of the tourua-
ment. assure the winner of the most
eames'in the play. final possession
ol the cup With the number OF
eames already earned by Webster,
he has strong hold ON the cup.
Bcistle is one Of the best players in
the city and is 4 favorite.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
FORMER LOCAL STAR
PICKED BY CRITICS
FOR big TEN" FIVE
Johnny Sabo, Ex-High school
Luminary, Praised for
Illinois Record.

Johnny Sabo. former South Bend
iieh rhC0l football and basketball
star who - aow about 90 complete
hls fourth scar az the University Of
Illinois where he graduates tn June,
has been named hy several of the
foremost basketball critics Of the
west on their mythical "Al Big Zen
dvee
While this is sabo's first year as a
regular ON the IUui quintet. he has
displayed wonderful form all year
forming with Chuck Carney the
nucleus Of the Urbaua team after
WaIquist and other stars had been
disqualified for professionalism.
Johnny was also named on several
All Conference football teams last
fau playing a great game ar end all
season. having been shifted 20 the
wing position from half-back early
iu the year. His work in the Ohio
state game the only conference con-
test won by the Him. was particu-
larly brilliant.
irwin 81 Howe. Chicago American
basketball critic. says of him:
"Sabo's remarkable work at door
guard throughout the past season
and his great skill az dribbling and
carrying the. ball down tho floor for
counters made him % man % be
feared bv any team and easily earn
Ia for him q position on the first
honorary Big Ten selection. Per-
haps no other guard I'm the west
displayed the same knack of evad-
ing the best Of defensive fotma-
tious and scoring consistently as he
did in the final battle with the Bad
gers"
Sabo has also made good tn var
s.ty baseball az Illinois lie Be- presi-
dent OF the Delta Theta Upsilon fra
teruity and also % member of Sigma
Phi
While ar the local high school
from which he graduated in 1917
ne was ranked one OF the best all
around athletes ever turned out at
tine school. He was "a prominent
member of the football eleven AT
half-back for three seasons, and
played OF the basketball team like
number OF years.
Eohnnys younger brother. Joe. is
captain of this years track team at
the high school and is also captain
elect Of the orange and blue foot
bali squad for next fall
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16

Of 212. PSI and 222 for his big money
total. Twelve hundred scores in the
doubles Wednesday number just
four. f. Barth and + Keller, of
Racine, Wis, collected 1924 for the
highest score of the day in that divi-
sion. NJ. Fesle and G.. Bansart, of
Chicago, came i'm second with 1906.
f Schieser and J. SublowsIy. of
Chicago, were next with l,208, and
w. Fisher and W. Flenner. of Cleve-
land, fourth with 1904.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
FRONT LINERS HOLD
UP UNDER ATTACKS
Changes i'll Toledo A. B. c.
Meet as Result of Days
Scoring Are Slight.

TOLEDO, O., March 15.-Holders
OF the front lines in the doubles and
singles OF the American Bowling
Congress tournament survived We'd
nesday despite a constant pounding
Of nearly 100 new competitors.
No changes were made in the first
ten OF the doubles and only one man
showed up in the first ten individ-
uals. J. Sublowsky, Of Chicago, hit
691 Wednesday for second place in
the standings, So pins below the
leader, W. Lundsren, also of Chi
CagO.
Sublowsky collected game scores
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16
KILLmER WORRIED.
TATALINA ISLAND, Calf, March

'ATALINA ISLAND, Calf, March
15.-The second base problem is the
.Orly Just now of Mgr. Bill
Kiuifer OF the Chicago Cubs. Elliott
Klugman and FTiberg, Rockies who
have been tried at the position,
have failed to show big league class.
It is probable that Zeb Terry, for
mer second baseman who has been
playing well at third, will be as
signed 10 the hot corner. and
Johnny Keleher. the regular third
baseman, shifted to the keystone
sack.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-16

SAN ANTONIO-Long George
Kelley got his first homer Of the
season while the Giants were beat
ing a soldier team from Camp
Travis, IS 70 /. Heinie Groh, Red
Causey and Mgr. McGraw Joined
the sick squad