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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR INVITED STATES LAND OFFICE

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE Juneau, Alaska, February 6. 1929 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Merritt s. Pratt of Juneau, Alaska has submitted final three-year proo! in support of bis homestead entry serial 04135. for lands embraced in tIE SurEey No. 102. new series. No lf95, situated about 12 miles north of Juneau, Alaska, and one mile east of the mouth of the Menden hall River in latitude 58' 22' N., longitude 134' 34' w. and more particularly described as follows:
 Commencing at corner No. 1. M. c. on the line of ordinary high tide of Gastineau Channel. when U. s. l.. NJ. No. 3S1 bears S. .7' 54' E., 59.31 chs; thence meandering the line of ordinary high tide of Gastineau Channel N. 89o AZ w. 40 chs. to cor ner No. 2 on the line oi ordi- nary high tide of said Gasti- neau Channel; thence N. O 34 w., 2O.20 chs. to corner No. B; thence N. O IF w., 14.O4 chs. to corner No. 4 thence s. 35' IF E. 1340 chs. to cor ner No. 5; thence s. 66' 23' E., 34.61 chs. to corner No. 6; thence S. 4 52' E., 9.67 chs. to corner Mo-. 1 the place of be- ginning. containing 74.61. acres, variation, 31' 3O' E.
 FRANK A. BOYLE,
 Register. First publication, Feb. '. 1922. ',asf nIIhIieafinn Anril 10 1Qc2
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Why Blame Students?
Pittsburgh Gazette-Times.


 The New York College Presidents meant to he severe on college students when one said the mod ern college is high-cass country club" useless in hitting young man for lucrative profession and the other declared enjoyment luxury and ease for tour years and little study the side constitute satisfactory fulhllment of requirements for a college degree But the charge of futility made against the college course does not lie in apprecabe degree against the men enrolled students.
 1T any institutions of higher learning are not ful nling their mission the fault is with the authorities No man can sneak through college. spending his time for smoking cigarettes and wasting his fathers money and his own time' without the consent and connivance of the faculties tn responsible heads of which the Presidents
 one or the gentlemen quoted asserts the system of elective studies is at the the failure of ieges Why not. then. abolish the system? Young men are sent to college be trained If they are fsiven more freedom than is good for them they arc not to be blamed for taking advantage of the con diton.
 If suitable tasks set for them and they are required to maintain grades through performance of work essential to their education they will become a credit to the institution enrolling them if they do not they should be excluded which would be to the credit of the college.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25

ax for poodles; only children are good for that.
 It is easier to get credit for what you buy than for what you do.
 When the neighbor women can't find any other fault with man they say he is too good for the wife he got.
 A husband can stand for his wife S feet being cold; it's when her dis position is that way he wants d di- vOrce.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25

passengers on the Reading Railway. He holds the dis tinction of being the oldest train
 butch" in Amer ica. Swoyer began life as d child of the circus and for 30 years lived un- der the "big white top He served
 for a time as a bal loonist, but this ca reer was shortened
 by rheumatic at
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25

taclos. In 1877 he started as a train butch" running between Harrisburg and Luray, Va. Later he was trans ferred to the main line of the Read ing and has been there since. Swoyer is the father of four children, all of whom are travelling with circuses.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25

If you have never used the classi- fled columns this Is the best time to begin. The straight line to what you want is through Empire want ads.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Out of Pocket

Brown: "Why do doctors always say patient who is convalesciag will soon be out?"
 Black: Because they expect the patients to pay their bills.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
We'll, Look Who's Back!

You talk of funny notions, But will you please tell me If Arkansas Mississippi Wa did Tennessee?
 -G. M w
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Daily Sentence Sermon

Because the government taxes every fool thing is no reason for your taxing your mind with foolish things.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Never Can Forget Them
lCantOn (Ohio) NeWs.l

TCantOn tOhlOJ NeWs.J
 The trouble with most couples who patch up their differences is they do not use invisible patches Hill. If you don't notice the patches they VIII cali attention to" them
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Old Stuff for Them

Old Stuff for Them
 WANTED-A man for floor service. Must have experience.-Cassified ad. in Hastings Tribune Any married man ought to be qualified for this job, since all married men have had so much experience in being walked over.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
No Blue Mondays Have to Follow II

No Blue Mondays Have to FOLLOW IT
 Tuesday is said to be the only day of the week that by some people is not observed as we observe the Sab bath. News item. Considering the way most of us observe the Sabbath these days we should say Tuesday is a rather lucky day
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
HOT WATER

Plenty of 1t all the time at White House Barber Shop. J. D. Van Alta, prop. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Spring Pomes

(First batch of horrible examples. The bleachers soon will bawl, Play ball, bonehead, play ball" Alas, this pest soon will be due. "1s it hot enough, Bo, for you?" Get out the hammock, dear, Love time is drawing near. Oh, John, put up the screens And bring a mess of greens. We now will hear the cry, Don't fail to swat the fly"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Oldest Train "Butch!"

For 45 years Roxy Swoyer, of Philadelphia, has sold salted peanuts and candies and other goodies" to
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
News of the Names Club

Minus Gall lives at Dunkard Ridge, Ohio.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
a%ssnT1SS<S: VECUUW ~ " ~
 SlAs~ AH

Enjoy the Shocks-and Stocks" We know we do lots of knocking, For things we see are most shocking; But though we're guilty of mocking, We never miss a silk stocking.
 Observations of Oldest inhabitant
 I kin remembef when a girl didn't think it was much of kiss unless he had a mustache that tickled her. What Every Home Gardener Knows
 What is the mos important thing to do in order to make your home garden a success?" asked the anna teur.
 Kill your neighbor's chickens, y was the grim reply of the suburban ite.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25
Home, Sweet Home

What do you have for breakfast?" asked the bachelor.
 "A few words, usually replied the married man.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-25

Human Nature He says he'd like To trim my tree But what he trimmed Was really me.
 Sam Hill. 'I'll break your heart Some day" said she; But what she broke Was really me.
 Nashville Tennessean.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16

isphore ranks nsxt in size 10 Green
land?
6-In what direction from Cuba Is
the Panama Canal?
What great war OF modern dmes
was ended without a treaty?
S--Why Was there no treaty.
9---Eiow many billions IN q eriilaon
I0--lf a passenger airplane can make
lsc miles hour how long will ~
take to fly from New York to Liver
pocl7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
8 BOY SCOUT AFFAIR-

The presence of nearly 700 fathers and sons At
8ne Boy Scout banquet in Hammond last night IL
signihcant and tremendous tribute TO growth Of
scouting in Hammond. Nine years ago Boy Scouts
practically unknown here and the movements
growth and progress since has really astonishing
Fhe enthusiasm manifested by the parents young
lads for scouting is testimonial to its worth
Scouting must be doing something for these boys be-
sides merely amusing them fathers mothers
would not be such strong supporters OF movement
The who responsible for the
Colossal AFFAIR last night deserve to be congratulated
the practical manner in which they gave evidence
Ct their faith in Boy Scouting love it. has
q tremendous influence In every family that q
Boy Scout Il is making desirable of them and
the thousands Of boys in Hammond in one
way and another felt this influence will be like
east the future Hammond citizenship
The BOY Scout drive that coming shortly ought to
have easy sailing for it surely deserves it.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
The
Passing
ShoU

WE don'E know rnueh
But we do know that no
HAT NOR veil ever got seriously
~ the way when two people
TRULY loved each other
AND the other conditions were right
@cwhas would happen II this earuaers
WE'RE 20 act In concert ana take
A vacation" asks an exchange
WE'LL. our idea Is that bot OF as
WOULD have to take to fasting.
A noted democrat says enae wood
row Wilson
rs stin the leader OF the democratic
party
WELL he has soSne JOB on hts A.aes
he leads
m out OF where he lead II In.
We are eiated like all patriotic
PEOPLE over the prospective hoist
ing
or the American flag on every sea
LAKE and estuary but We
HAVE our moments OF depression
WHEN We fear It isn't going to be
MUCH more fun than usual
TO be an ultimate consumer
WHAT Uncle Sam ought to
20 is to tell them At Genoa
THAT collections have been SO
BAD that he Doesn't feel that
HE can afford to come at this time.
ar undoubtedly 10 bctfer
no lose In eau-e that is Right
THAN to wiz. in ons.
THAT Is wrong but Il usually
DOESN'T seem so ius+ a, the mo-
ment.
NO stocking 10 really
PRETTY however unless n
HAS leg In It.
THE theory that clocks run
FASTER at night than
THEY do in the daytime has
nEEv verified In the matter Of
harm
CLOCKS by The Fellow who gets
no bed at = N.
n~p- ~ ~ -eorrfne-'v nuss@
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
AESwER,S 40 YxErERDAysS
QUESTIONS

WHAT Is the distanc: betweea New
York city and San Francisco? Ans.
S.l9l miles.
2-Who WIS pope before Piux xY
Ans. Leo XIII
S-What lie the population Of Con-
tinentai United States and outlying vos-
sessions Ans l17.85O.S5S
when was Lincoln killed? Ans.
April IL. 1865 He died the next day.
(which is he Green Mountain
state? Ans. Vermont
6-According TO the OLD TeBt2ynent
now long did the food Last? Answer
90 days.
What is the meaning OF encore
Ans. Again
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16

PHEt ALEHT errors OF Judgment
ON the part 81 our styiish stouts
rs the opinion that ss looks
SMALLER II damned into AZ.
WE note that MI. Bryan
IL beginning to talk again quite
A good deal and we wonder
~ he will think he hae 10
MAXI: up for iost time or mot
GENERALLY all that n man hopes
for II
THAT when he buys new suts ne
witi
NOT look go inane as some OF the
FELLOWS IN the advertisements
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16

s-What new method 10 used for
watching forest Hres7 Ana AsSo-
planes.
s--On what continent 10 CsnGs rsee
slater Ans Africa
lo-Hcw much money was spxzxa IN
1890 by Protestant churches for forMrr
missions? Ans. About slOe. Goa. oce.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
For 1old On the cyhast

usferois 10 easy % sSp&y and h
dn>s not bilstar like tAe oi4-f&nksuas<
R1~Ard piAster
Musterole 10 clean wNfks ofnfsussAA
made with oil OF must I'd simply EssS
sase u In gently with tias nneU tpe
You will be delight a 90 noe bow sHziek
~ ~ brings .elsef
Get Musterole - seaS aSux sssrs
SIC and 66c- jars and ruboa. hoxr4tai
size s5.--adv-
HETTER xHAR a xgUWxANx
pLAHKMA
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16

II you 10 not believe that merely have not
etli2ed IT. turn Tor myment To Contemplation of
happier things. Iurn your tired eyes I4om day
record Of eyn the day golden roll OF honor. There
Is more of good OF bad today, every
day. There is TO the sunnyside. it is
more worth seeing
There only gazing ugly
things either that we may moe fully know evil when
il gilded robes that may graphic
with it and blot it
Broad highroads of honor lead to every worthy
goal OF life The mud roads in the iowlands lead
ing only to dissolution and corruption II we travel
the mud road il is at yoton.
sin is not the harvest of life Il is the chat
thrtshed from the wholesome grain aud VIII be swept
from the thu eshing hoor. Why look upon the chan
when the grain is there?
II days the of chan greater
Others. know that the threshins been more
thorough.
This is a wide wide world. and fuii Of sweetness
for those who would find it.
We may the sunlight, from heart BY
holding hand before But the shines on.
GETTING AFTER GANDHI-
In ordering the arrest of Gandhi the Hindu agi-
tator the British Indian government seems al last to
have awakened the and strength Of the rev
olutionary movement which has been disguised under
various high sounding titles to the necessity for
combating it with vigorous measures. No doubt
me extraordinary personality and peculiar methods II
Gandh his almost hypnotic influence over his host
fanacal followers have been responsible for the re-
Iuctance OF the British authorities to take drastic
action.
No point 10 a single word OF Gandhi
countenancng violence in any form. On the contrary
he constantly deplores the OF force. In
sisting what he regards evil Somehow one Is re-
minded OF the political stump speaker who. being re-
peatedly interrupted by few disturbers and feeling
shat the majority OF the crowd with him, ex-
claimed: my dear friends and supporters beg OF
YOU take no OF these rowdies- particularly
request that you will not seize and take them over
to that pond zee so and give them good duck
ing in it Whereupon his friends proceeded promptly
TO act upon the hint
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
TIE WIDE. WIDE WORLD.

Do not De distressed ovsrmuch by Of evfl.
This IL vide wide world. 1t contains much that
is bad. bat that good Righteousness slow
y. but surely trlumphing oyer sin.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-16
How MlChDO You Know?

What does Ontario meanT
2-How long Is . double roll" Of
wall pslper7
What IS the largest laks wholly
within CANADA
Where Is Point Barrow
6-What Island of the western hem
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-11-04
ELECTION DAY NEXT TUESDAY

Election Day is Tuesday and there comparison
which be made the advantage of the Republican candidates
the people who competent think for themselves and
without the dcaton OF political boss viii the polls and
vote for WILLIAM CABELL BRUCE and r. ALAN COLDS
BOROUGH.
Why?
Because Mr. Bruce stands for American ideals and the
supremacy the people; giving every
American opportunity out his future and have
equal chance with every other every heritage
which the American citizen her for every farmer and producer
to have the markets the world opened hem the repeal
of the niquous tariff which has been passed and in its
place for the which will be unjust the
Mr. Bruce educated OF great ability. with good horse
and who hold his with the and
the brainiest the United States Senate.
Mr. France worthy the support of people He
been repudaed by many the best Republicans OF the
who have denounced him Socialist and BohevS and it is
said that in sections OF the they will refuse him their
support and will for Nj. Bruce
Hon. T. Alan Goldbolough the First
gessona District Maryland in Congress years during
which time has has shown his worth by standing teadtas
for the rights of the people He has opposed unjust tariff
legislation, and has introduced bill to stabilize the American
dollar that its value will never uctuae He has him
self true servant of the people and the people will him
TO Washington
Butler Republican candidate Congress- is State
Attorney for Talbot County He very estimabe young
but he does stand for the principles which have been advocated
for hundred years by the Democracy Worcester County
Ladies and gentlemen will be doing only duty when
the polls Tuesday and ballots William
Cabel Bruce and T. Alan Godsboough They kind
whom depend for good and who will
do the right thing help bring back prosperity the American
people.
The Republicans promised reduce the of living>
They increasing the of living by the passage OF
proteerng tariff BILL estimated the S000000
600 with little benefit to the Treasury The
of living from 90 40 higher than July 1914
month before the World War and there is telling when
will see the end unless there is change at Washington
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-11-04
NEW EDITOR AT POCOMoKE.

Last Saturday Edward G. Clarke, Esq, native of Pocomoke
City The Worcester Democrat that he had
chased the plant and will of that paper and had assumed
the editorship and business control
The Messenger the of Worcester County journalism
welcomes Mr. Clarke the fraternity and bespeaks for him
the conduct the Democrat he carries out
the policies he has declared for.
We extend the editor the right hand of fellowship and
best wishes that pull together for the advancement
o Worcester County and the Democratic party
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-11-04
EXPORT CREDIT BILL KILLED BY G. O. p.

The history country during past year and
half Of Republican Administration like a nightmare
oelIium than sober history 1t incredible thing that this
the richest Nation the world with gold food coal
on copper cotton every other kind wealth than
know what do piled endless prousion
fusion for year and half has headed down hill
dusra depression agricultural paralysis and
ruptcy. this be Republican normacy give
prosperity
How has it happened? European counties have abundant
for their desperate condition Every them short
Of credit All of them face gigantic material difficulties that stand
like mountains in THEN way How has happened therefore
with similar difficulties confronting have been going down
hill financially and economically every day since the signing of
the Amse While painfully but steadily they been
ing back
We had bur obey the
decency and broad highway prosperity stretched before
like vision Of encatment But instead suddenly decided
to throw the heap the ideals that had driving
and lifting during the We wrapped the mantle
purbnd sishness around Like Pharaoh old
dened hearts and said Let Europe shift for Itself
And then the deuge The hit first He had the
biggest surplus and that surplus like milestone around his neck
dragged him down down until the price of and other
products to be less than half the of production In
of the Middle Western prices got to less than one quar-
ter the of production.
As result of the collapse farmer
market OF American business and industry destroyed and
business and industry practically paiayzed
throughout the United States
During this period needless depression
billion dollars surplus Of agricultural crops or which
neither domestic demand foreign cash demand This
plus constituted only about five per the crops
the country. Some OF nanciers declared
negligible quantity To people handful of in gear
box might also like a negligible quantity little
the gas might like negligible quantity But all
know that any of dozen apparently negligible quantities
like these quickly pat out of commission In like
this five six surplus depressed the value of the
other cent of several times value
billion dollars Moreover injured and indus
to equal extent.
remedy s~aAchange Of statesmen at washngtcn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
Alleged kidnaper
Wants No Lawyer

BREMERToN. Oct. i3.--"An at.
torney can't do anything for me"
Theodore Johnson told Prosecuting
Attorney Ray Greenwood at the Port
Orchard jail where johnson is being
held for the kidnapping Of Miss Jennie
Biakeiy. Manchester school teacher.
Miss Biakely charges that johnson
seized her near the Manchester
school and after forcing her TO walk
a mile into the woods held her In a
secluded cabin for tour hours. Ac-
coraIng TO the prosecutor johnson
admits the charge. but claims that
he was hired to kidnap the girl.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
THE VETO

Read In the light OF action by
other governments. the presidents
veto message tor the soldiers
bonus bin reads hollow and lnnln.
cere
The president ~ not given TO
such utierances. so IL must be
that others. led by Secretary OF
the Treasury Mellon. arc renpon.
nihle for the veto.
when Canada. with her heavy
tax burdens. gave a higher bonus
10 Canadian soldiers than the bill
just vetoed. Canada was not fear.
fui Of national bankruptcy.
When England. Italy and Bel.
GUM gave substantial remcm.
brancrA To their soldiers. they
were doubly. yes. twice doubiy, in
deb, compared with our own gov.
eminent.
when France. bleeding France.
with a debt equal 10 over 80 per
cent 81 her national wealth. gave
bonus 10 her soldiers. she did
not bubble and twist facts like
Some % those contained In the
veto message Representative
frrenr utJ. Wis.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
Claims Shipping Not
Getting Proper Aid

The United states In thro,tling It's
own shipping by passing destructive
laws. was the opinion expressed
Thursday by Matthew c. Brush. Of
New York. senior vice president OF
tho American international corpora
ton. who ~ in Seattle this week. IN.
npectinr the lines OF the Chicago.
Milwaukee, & 81. Paul railroad.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
u District Women
to Hear Speakers

Speakers who win talk before
women OF the University district Fri.
day afternoon. at the home Of Mrs.
A. NJ. snow. so45 Eighth ave. n. r.
win include Mrs r. T.. Msyfisld.
state superintendent OF the depart.
mrnt OF Christian citizenship Of the
w. c. r. T.. and A. s. Burrows. can
dlaato for county school superintend.
enf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
Roosevelt PIT. A.
Organization Made

A parunt.Teaeher association for
the Roosevelt high school district has
been formed. with the following off.
GERS: Mrs. II. NJ Lucaa. president
Mrs hudson Jennings. vice president
Mrs q. c. Olson. Secretary. and Mrs.
George n. rigs. treasurer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
PRAYED A
MALICIOUS PRAYER

Many thoughts passed thru my
heah. but because Of my mattress.
the Jewish snb-contractors and their
WayH were uppermont. Below me
we're Guauesc. F'iiiplnoa. South
Americans. Mexlcans. negroes. chi.
nese-aii thin .blooded and uAed 10
warm and sunny ciimss near or
south OF the Equator.
They had been gathered and were
being shipped into the far Northwest
where they would mee, icebergn. cold
rains and bitter winds. They were
bound to suffer under tho best Of
conditions. And they had all been
outfittsd In ths cheap and shoddy
bedding and clothing Of the kind
had just found in my surprise bundle
We arc told that we must always
so to our siumbcrs with minds filled
with sweet Christian thoughts. But
I'm afraid. ~ turned over for my
first sleep aboard. my thoughts were
a bit ironicai.
] prayed malicious little prayer
II was that Meyer and his smiling
partner would have 20 spend their
eternities asleep on one OF their own
mattresses.
More Tomorrow
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-13
HUNK FILTHY:
WAS CHEATED

Near the Mexican store. the other
Cnam~se hoys bunked, and along tise
ships aide at Charles feet slept the
lorssntaiA IN quarters reserved ex'
ciualveiy for them.
Out Of the gang Of ~ tf~re were
only about rs Cinnamon.
In the center of the hols sisp, the
ma Sor part Of the gang. My bunk
wns the top on~ at tho head of ono
Of the middle rows. purchased q
candle from the Mexican store for 5
cents and went to make up my bed.
As climbed up. | noticed my
bunk WAS filthy with dust and dirt.
In borrowed little broom from p
Mexican ncighhor and brushed II out.
Then spread some newspapers over
~ and undid my Santa Claus
bundle.
r.s~n In the light Of that candle.
Il could nee that ! had been
cheated