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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

P4oSC 10y
Leather Pushers' Big Day.
Newfeld diamond got a busting off
by the wind and the zeephyrs off the
Derbies' bats. Contributing the thun-
derclaps for the occasion were
Bracket, triple and double; Irving,
two doubles; Rodriguez and Vines,
doubles; Ernmerick, 3 slashing singles
TO the oIrtffeId. In ALL the Derbs hit
safely for a. dozen
Five of the long distance drives
shook the fence.
Ryan robbed Vines of a second
two-sacker when he backed UP
in a, line drive.
La P2ante Derricked.
La Plante was pulled out of the
game in the sixth with nine hits
against him
Hankus Spankus Bracket, first to
face Miller laced the first ball pitch
ed for q triple.
Fitchburg bats yielded five of the
Adacks' nine hits in the first two
rounds, Vines holding the visitors
scoreiess until the 9nth when a pass
paved the way for one more run.
Emmerich Takes Dive.
Emmerich in chasing a high foul
toward the third base bleachers got
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Boost for COOney.

The Hartford players argue that
Johnny Cooney with New Haven
former Wil1imantic pitcher, stands
head and shoulders over the other
southpaws in the Eastern League.
When the youngster Tipped EN- across
against Jack Coffey's crew recently,
he showed them a barrel of stuff
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Buff And Lynch
To Fight July II

Johnny Buff will defend his worlds
banta.mweigft championship at the
VeIodrome, 225th Street and Broad
way, on the night of July 10. His
opponent will be Joe Lynch, former
holder of. the title. The bout is
scheduled to go 1 5 rounds Ito a deci-
sion.
The managers of Benny Leonard
and Lew Tender are expected to sign
articles today for that bout slated for
July 20.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Thorpe, Champ
Globe 1rotter

Jim Thorpe is the most travelled Of
ball players. He's the champion rover
and restless hombre, is Lo, this poor
Indian. Around the world in 1884
to the European Olympics once or
twice, many jaunts as a football luni-
nary, from New York to Toledo, to
Portland, Ore. and back to Hartford,
are "a few of the moves of the peri
patetic ,JeenS
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Is Inning Game.

Probably. The longest game this
~ssson IN Nutmeg domains was the
1S-inning contest between the LenoN
a C.. OF Wallingford and State Hos
pital teams, at Middletown- Lenox
scored two runs in the 18th, winning
nv TO 3 score outbatung the hos
pitai team thirteen 10 nine. Ander.
son. the Middletown pitcher. famed
fem men and the Lenox hrst oase-
nan had % putouts and no errors
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
CHIPPING Orioles,

The Orioles added another victory
to their long string by defeating the
SILVER Stars, 1872. The pitching OF
Joe Keane was the feature OF the
Same He not only struck out II
men but also held the Silver Stars TO
four scattered hits. The Orioles also
staged a comeback as the Silver stars
defeated them two weeks ago IAeS
are strengthen by two new players
Melinda and Goode. also Third Base
n
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
All Collegiates,
New Local Team,

The A11-Co1legiates of Bridgeport, a
team composed mainly of High school
players will play the Black Rocks
next Sunday. The Collegiates have a
snappy ball team and are out to give
other mines of the city and state a
run for championship honors.
The Collegiates are confident of
taking the Black Rocks into camp.
Paddy Lavery Will be on the mound
and Lou Berger will do the receiving
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Stellar Bowling
Series Postponed

The bowling series to determine
third place honors in the State Duck
pin tourney between the Lewis and
Dewey teams of this place and Har-
per and Teller of Waterbury and
booked to be rolled this week have
been postponed until next week. Then
Connie Lewis expects to be free of
the tortureSs of J obs torun
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Game Wanted.

The st. Charles Alumni are without
a game for Sunday and challenge any
16 to 10 year old team in the city.
The Stratford K. of c. preferred. If
game is good call B. 1885 any night
and ask for the mana
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Ahearn Cut Finger.

Young Ahearn is temporarily off
the ring booking list owing to an in
jury inflicted on one of his fingers in
a meat chopping apparatus, in a
butcher store where he is employed
His new manager. Sammy Dolan. says
Ahearn will be ready to stack up
against Jim Bones or any other boys
in his class shortly.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

WINS ana one loss.
State Championship Golf Tourna-
ment holds sway at the Brooklawn
Club for four days, beginning today.
In past years the tourney has been
limited to one days play, but this
year it will be stretched over four days
as an experiment. Nearly 100 of the
fair sex representing all of the lead
ing clubs of the State are competing.
To make the tourney a memorable
event the Brooklawn committee is
extending hospitality of the brand
the club is noted.
Still those empty seats at the
NeWfIeid Park ball games with
signs of lowering the prices
for weekday games.
Bobby Emmerich is playing a fan
cy game at third base for the Derbs
during Marty Fiedler's convalescins
period. The rabbit is a Valuable
man. Should Joe Smith encounters
misfortune, Bobby can be shifted be-
hind the bat 1t is remembered that
E:nnnerich originally reported to
Bridgeport as a catcher.
It's a good cause. Mike SulH-
van is still receiving contribs for
the benefit of Packy Harmon,
Rochelle Hospital, after having
one. OF his legs amputated.
Paci>y'S sturdy constitution is
bringing him through, say the
doctors.
THE last thing I Will IVORY about
during the hot weather is that CAB
going the rounds about me being
canned" said Jack Mack
Will the Derbs cvade the Water
bury jinx and nick their winning
streak?
When Mac A1drtch walks out OF
Yale on June % with the coveted
sheepskin under his arm Yale will
lose one of the greatest all around
men the university has had since the
days of the late Francis Gordon
Brown of New York, who was grad
Cated in 1901. A man more beloved
by both faculty and students never
has graduated from the university
With his charm of character, excel
lent scholarship and wonderful ath-
letfc ability. Aldrich has established
IN undergraduates reputation that is
outstanding in it's brilliances.
Aldr1ch is the poSseSSor of the Cor
don Brown medal, one of the most
coveted Of all Yale honors, and is the
only Yale man since the founding of
the university in 1901 who has been
both football and baseball champion.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Tillnan's Feat.
,ocoI pitcher wien pittsfield

Local pitcher With PittSfield
When Johnny Tiuman lost to the
Waterbury club last Thursday, 1t was
the first time the BraSScoS managed
10 take his measure in three years.
During the 1920 seasons, TiI1n1an
forced the Brass City team to bow
before his pitching on eleven occa-
siOnS
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Tight Race, This
I'm B. C. League

A neck and neck race for diamond
honors is being waged in the Boys
Club Baseball League with the Hor-
nets and Madisons dead1ocked for the
leadership. Charavel1e of the Park
Citys is the leading hitter having to
his credit a home run, one triple
three two-baggers and a single. The
league standing follows:
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
DERBS MAKE IT TWO
WINS OVER MACKS
IN DUST CYCLONE
BY GEORGE e. FIRSTBROOK

The first blood for blood baseball be staged this
today Neyvfield
port the opposing teams The Brasscos will also
The oldme iner-city rivalry
self and ball of the haraising and historical brand
to be tapped.
By their Fitchburg Waterburys loss Hart
ford the Brown Derbes travelling
third place New Haven maintained by
Springfield while the Pttsied Hies grip
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Errors Costly.

Erorrs in the 5th inning proved
fatal to the Chestnut Hill An Stars
and were defeated by the Monroe
Sluggers by a score of to s.
. Score:
All Stars 0 2N3
Monroe 0 1 0 ks
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Bridgeport.
Total

Total 80 II 70 TO
FREEDMAN out hit by batted ball.
Bridgeport X"1
Fitchburg 0 0 0 0 10
Two base hits-Irving CD, Bracket
Rodriguez, Vines King. Three base
hits-Rrackett. Sacrifice hits-Rodri-
Euez Demoe, Berlanger, st. Angelo.
Struck out by Vines 4; La Plante,
in 6 2-3 innings; Miller ,. Base on
balls of Vines 5; La Plante 3; Miller
J. Hits off la P1ante 8. Losing pitcher
La PAante. UTmpires-Mes srs- Nc
Laughlin and Kuhn.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Other Leagues
National IeaEae

National League
New York 8, Cincinnati s.
Chicago s, Brooklyn 0.
St. Louis Il, Philadelphia s.
Boston IL, Pittsburgh ?.
American Leagne
st. Louis Z, New York /.
Cleveland IL, Philadelphia 8.
Washington Z, Detroit ).
Chicago 7. Boston s.
American Association
Minneapolis, 10; Columbus, 3.
Toledo, 16; ST. Paul. q.
Louisville. Il: Kansas City. 8.
Indianapolis. z; Milwaukee s.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Darn1n's Prospects.

Mickey Damn may hook on with
the Kitchener club OF the AIichigan-
Ontario League. Jack Flynn, last
years Springfield manager, was re-
con+1v named Kitchener pilot and is
understood to be dickering with the
haclxstoD with the sturdy arm
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
EASTERN
LEAGUE

Toay's Games
Waterbury at Bridgeport
Fitchburg at Hartford
Albany at Pittsfield.
New Haven at Springfield
Games Tomorrow
Waterbury at Bridgeport
Pittsfield at Fitchburg
Albany at New Haven
Springfield at Hartford
Scores Yesterday
F1tchburg
Ratteries-vines and Smith, La
plante, ]. Miller and Redman.
Hartford . ..... s 9 2
Batteries-Morgan and Schauffel;
Sloan and Bradshaw.
r. H. E.
Pittsfield $1,000. -. =. 3
Batteries-Morgan and Murphy:
Shower. Tillman and Hargreaves.
springfield -. ..... :.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. and Maggie;
Stryi1er and Hargrave. eleven innings
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Luby's Prospects.

Young Luby has a boxing engage
nlent in prospect for July 4, when he
expects to be booked to fight Romeo
Welch in the star bout of the show
to be staged in Pittsfeld.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
BASEBALL CHALLENGE.

The Sacred Heart Independents are
desirous of booking the St. Mary In
dependents for n game
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
MIDGET MINES TO Play.

The Rector Midgets and Seaside
Mldgets will clash sunday at Seaside
Ptrk- The battery for the Rect0rs
will be Donegar and Broderick-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

POUGHKEEPSIE,N N. Yin a base
ball game, which was a feature of
class day at Vassar College. Vassar
girls pIyed a team of their fathers
a game of baseball, in which the faith
ers won by a score of II TO 5. ,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Bydgep0rs Climb To Third Place. Meet Waterbury I0nu
Hitting The.
WITH G. E. FIRSTBROOK
Sport Trail

Lookout, Slimi Johnny Cooney,
New Haven pitcher, is on your
trail for Eastern League pitch
ing honors. Ceoney has won all
of his six starts, while Born
hoeft's record to date is nine
wins and one loss.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

PARIS-Suzanne Lenglen remain.
the singles, d doubles and mixed doubles
champion of France at hard court
tennis.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

Still those empty seats at the
Newfield Park ball games with
no signs of lowering the prices
for weekday games.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

EASTON, PA.-Doug Brown, CEN
ter on the undefeated Lafayette Col
Iege football team last night and
Billy Mccall, 145-pound boxing
champion and inside right on the
soccer team, were two of the thir-
teen prize winners at Lafayette's
eighty-seventh commencement exer-
ciSes.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

PRINCETON, N. is. C. Conger,
of New York City, was elected captain
of the Princeton cross-country team
for next year.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13
Sport
Snapshots

LONDON-In the first round of
the Kent lawn tennis championship
at Rockingham Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt
Mallory defeated Mrs. Pryor, 60.
6-1.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

''rhe last thing I will IVORY about
during the hot weather is that CAB
going the rounds about me being
canned" said Jack Mack
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

With three balls, Boyce was called
out on three straight strikes in the
fifth.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

Will the Derbs cvade the WATER
bury jinx and nick their winning
streak?
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

the ball in one of his hands, then
OWED over the railing, dropping his
prize in the somerSault.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

Bob Christie's one-hand SCOOP of
Emm erick'S smoking groundea in the
fourth was a brilliant stunt,
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-13

Gene Martins double helped New
Haven along to a 2 to L win over
Springfield.
Evening star., 1922-12-14

whom win be sol trained that they
can switch around and do fife-and-
drum work just like eatin' their
breakfast!
Right now a red-hot contest is goin
on for the selection of leader. and
before the first Of the year the proud
conductor will undoubtedly be chosen:
Them tryin' for the honor, all OF
whom are allowed to lead for two
weeks at a time. are Warrant Of
ficer L. s. Yassell, now at the helm
Rocca Resta r. w. Treichel. w. j.
Stannard and W. J. Cain! All have
their rooters and there's mess OF
tall squeeZin'!
Nifty Uniforms Selected.
The bands drum major is Sergt w
S. Ross the only remainin' member
in. the organization of the famous
General Pershing" band that lef,
sich an impression on. the peoples Of
Europe. Brother Ross has seen fif-
teen years service and is a bear with
the baton!
The new uniform beein' selected for
the organization will be red. for ar
Hillary. yallow for cavalry and blue
for infantry, and from all accounts
will be some nifty clothin'!
Orders for the "tooters" come under
General BandholtZ, commander OF the
Evening star., 1922-12-14
Yep, Music Is Pershing's Hobby
And U. S. Army Band His Pet
Dopey Dan Discovers the General X
Keenly Interested in Ne,o Soldier
Organization Here.

Of the Army service, and what's more,
them In authority are SO tickled with
rumor has 1t in the War Department
that 1t won't be long now before
; these dee-servin' players will be
given the same pay as our great Ma
rine Band performers!
When completed the Army band
will boast ninety musicians, all of
Evening star., 1922-12-14

District Of Warrington. and II you
don't think requests for their services
literally swamp the officers headquar-
ters then drop in and ask him, and
find out yourself!
Thurfore. folks, KNOWN this much
about our new musical organization
II there be a man, woman or child
among ye who don't Guido themselves
in cheerin' this classy fiock OF play
ers the next time they see 'en,, then
all gotta say is they oughta be in
Evening star., 1922-12-14
Turkey!
Let her 90, professoY- Oh-say
--can-you-1eeeeee
I thank you. DOPEY DAN,
AuguStA. Ga.

Hour ana half quicker schedule beginning
Dec. II. Augusta Special: Southern Ry. Ee
CANT new Bon A!f-Vandeybiit Resort Hotel
opens Jan. T. once, 1876 r st. Phone A9ip
Observation-Disclosures.
Evening star., 1922-12-14

When you see the name "Bayer"
on package or on tablets you are
getting the genuine Bayer product
prescribed by physicians over
twenty-five years and proved safe
by millions for colds, headache,
toothache, earache, neuralgia, lum-
bago, rheumatism, neuritis and for
Evening star., 1922-12-14

pain in general. Accept only
"Bayer" package which contains
proper directions. Handy boxes of
twelve tablets cost few cents.
Druggists also sell bottles of "a and
100 Aspirin is the trade mark of
Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetic-
acidester of Salicylicacid.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-03-31

J. Lyons. advertisement.
Mrs. Emma Thomas and son John
left Monday for weeks visit in Nun
Using.
Mrs. Marie Gomez and daughters
Dorothy and Jean and Mrs. Herbert
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-03-31

Bonner visited in Houghton last Sat-
urday.
Joseph LeDuc, who was called here
last week by the death Of his father,
returned Sunday to his home in San
Calf.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-03-31

Ladies' Tan and Black Spring OK
fords. -Cohl 4 Levitan, L'Ansc.
advertisement.
John Brown returned last Friday
from Ann Arbor. where he has been
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1922-03-31

VIM. Peterson. Primary School money 1851 90
VIM. Peterson, library fund ......... 2S2 III
1-14-22 VIM Peterson, School and One Mill
tax collection .................4 35l6 Io
3-21-22 VIM Peterson, tax and interest 5OO w
Delinquent tax returned .......... 6507 SO
90 q M tax Collection 1858 os
Total Expenditures .......... .64344 Oh
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
MOTOR BUS SERVICE TAKES N
CRESC0
Will Operate From Cresco to Rice
vile, Mason City, Usage
And Manly.

A transfer route under manage
ment of local people will be started
soon which will mean much to the
people of this and neighboring towns
They expect to run a bus line De-
tween Riceville, Cresco, Usage, Ma
son City and Manly, and viii meet
all trains at these towns. The trans
fer line will be known as the North
ern Iowa Rapid Transfer Co., ami
will start trips about April lSt.
The bus will leave Riceville at g
a. m. and will go first to CreSco, then
back to Riceville, then to Usage, Ma
son City and Manly in the order nam
ed, then return to Riceville. The fare
will be 7 cents per mile. An l8 pas
senger bus will be used. They Will
also put one or more freight trucks
on the road this summer to cover the
same towns.-Riceville Recorder.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
gnbIir 0piuinn,
BY HARRY J. GREEN
DEBORAH, IOWA, APRIL S, 1922
When the Farmer Fail We All Fail

When the Farmer Fail We All Fail
When you make an Iowa law that
is hurtful to farmers, you hurt ev-
cry business and profession in the
state, says the New Hampton Gaz-
cite.
We believe the men who have been
making the laws for Iowa know this
as we'll as we do. Therefore no bill
has been passed, that we know of,
that has been aimed at injuring the
farming industry.
Possibly laws have been made that
permitted tax money to be diverted
to improper places, but that loss has
been borne by business men as well
as by farmers. A waste of tax
money hits everybody who pays
taxes.
National legislators would be much
more liable to make a law harmful
to farming, but even they would pro-
badly hesitate to do it, because we
are an agricultural nation to a great
extent, just as Iowa is an agricul-
tural state.
The facts is, the steady trend of
legislation, both state and national,
has been in favor of the farming
industry, so far as production is con-
cerned. The needful thing-stabiliz-
ing of prices of from products-has
not been given attention. If some
isolated thinkers have considered this
part of the farmers problem, it has
been only a temporary consideration,
and it has been uniformly dismissed
as not being practical. Nobody is
so much interested in the question of
price stability as the farmers, and 1t
is from them that the solution must
come.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
A BOOST FOR IOWA CORN
harrisburg Farmer Sells 100 Bushe's
to Wisconsin College

Webster City, Iowa-W. ). irving
of near, Blairsburg, one OF Hamilton
county's best known corn ralsers mas
inst sold a hundred bushel of Silver
King seed corn to the state agricui,
tural college of Wisconsin to be useo
on the state experiment farm there
Mr.. Irving has specialized on SILVER
King corn for several years and mas
always been one of the successful eN'
hibitors at county, district and staee
fairs and also at small grain shows
over the middle west. He has rhe
reputation of being one of lowa's Des'
known corn raisers and the fact thai
the state of Wisconsin will use ms
seed corn this year is a further tesu'
monial to the excellence of his re-
putation.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
FIRE TRUCK FOR CASTALIA
Modern Fire Fighting Apparatus to
Be Purchased by That
Progressive City.

The town of Castalia has granted
permission to a representative OF tne
American LaFrance Company to ship
to that thriving town a chemical fire
fighting apparatus, where it will be
given trial for thirty days. The
LaFrance representative thoroughly
explained the qualities of the appara-
tus and answered all questions per,
tanning to chemical engines and the
action of chemicals on fire, etc. lie
quoted prices on various types, both
single and double tank outfits
mounted on wheels or so constructed
to be mounted on an automobile
] chassis. There was a difference OF
only $500 between the single tank
mounted hand drawn type and the
double tank so constructed to be
mounted on Ford chassis. The
difference in price, however, does not
include the Ford chassis.
The town decided that if they
bought it would be the double tank
outfit, to mount on the Ford. Each
tank has a capacity of 20 gallonss
and will throw a stream $50 feet
for from IL to Is minutes. The adj
vantage of a double tank outfit over
the single tank is that there is nc
time lost through recharging, one
tank being refilled while the other
is being discharged.
The apparatus will be shipped to
Castalia and given trial of thirty
days. They have the privilege Of US
ing ut at any time for either fire
or for tests. The double tank outfit
costs $3.50 unmounted, and figuring
the cost of Ford chassis, will make
the total cost about $3.50 to $12OO
The salesman has promised to give
demonstration that will convince
the most skeptical that the apparatus
is all that is claimed for it. Wcth
the outfit is included $50 feet OF
hose, two small hand eXtingusherS,
two fire axes and enough chemical
to supply the town for two years.
OsSian Bee.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05

Athletic union suits Of fine
quality nainsook in dainty check
patterns, all sizes 95c.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
Rig Savings For The Thrifty
Housewife

Faw homes indeed do not feel the
need of economy. The necessity Oh
making every penny count touches
pbe nurse of every housewife. 1t IS
doubtful if there is single article
ennloved as a food or in the prepar-
a+;on of food that demands more buy
inc wisdom than Baking Powder"
Upon its quality depends the success
and economy of the baking them
selves.
Calumet Baking Powder enables.
the housewife to make three worth
while savings. She saves when she
buys tit is moderate in price.
She saves when she uses it-she
uses only half as much as is required
of most other powders. She saves
materials it is used with-it never
permits bake day failure. Any wo-
men can use Calumet with absolute
certainty of best results-deic1eus,
tasty bakings that are pure and
wholesome.
True home economy of time, ma
terial and effort is completely handl-
ed in Reliable Recipes, the rs page
Cook Book and Household Hints.
| A copy is yours FREE-for The ask
ing. Address Home Economics Dept.
Calumet Baking Powder Co., 4lOO
Fillmore ST., Chicago, IEl-Advt.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05

If Henry Ford could improve his
cars so they could be coaNed
through the gate after a fellow has
taken the trouble to open it, 1t
would be another great achievement
to his credit.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05
Should Own Autos

There is one automobile to every
IA persons in the United States and
the Is other persons are always III
the way of the one automobile at
street intersections.-New York Eve
ming Mail.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1922-04-05

With some folks the wireless will
never take the place of face to face
tongue flashing.