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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Relief From Long Drought in
This District Stimulates Trade
And the Livestock Industry

iNtt.As. Texas. March a.
Relief from tho long winter drought
that threatened agriculture and
livestock industry, stimulation uf
tho lives foch industry. rapid pfcg
ro'F ir tho planting OF tho 1929
cotton crop. larger building opera
tiun thuu "a year ngo ana q brighter
unumploymont situation, are noted
in The monthly review Of business
md Industrial conditions issued hy
The Federal Reserve bank OF Dali
Vas today, fer the Eleventh Federal
Reserve district.
Timely ruins and SHOWS occurinp
Ia many sections Of the district
during the past thirty das IS. nnve
to a large extent relieved tho long
winter drought that has threatened
serinuE consequences 10 the live
stock growers and farmers. ac-
cprdlnE 20 the statement. The
livestock industry has been stimu-
lated hy easier credit conditions.
higher prices for cattle. sheep and
hogs and r. marked increase in
the demand for stockcrs and
feeders.
Tho planning of the 1899 cotton
crCp ~ progressing rapidly. the re-
port stated, and In many SECTIONS
seeding operations are favored hy
almost ideal weather aud H1tl ron
ditiunH
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
The Coal Strike at a Glance

Number 81 Union Cont aners-seOooo. with $4,000 in Tho DIE
nrhnous md 1871 o in the anthracite fields
number Of Non-tnion Mlners-About 10000 Ono definite fig
ures avaitnbIet
Number OF Coal Mnes-About iOaOo, with 10000 n the d..
luminous and 500 odd ln tho anthracite fields II be- estimated taat
some 1900 OF tho htuminous mine are n0n-unlon. All the anthra-.
cite colivrlos ae unionizod.
IItum1nous Miners chief DemnndH- Continuation ~ the pres
ent waR" of $3.50 % dag, maintenance OF the chock-of system and
institution az the sN-hour day and nve-dHy week. held hy the mintrs
10 lo tho same nF the eight hour day underground
Mtuminous Operators chief nrmanda-Ncvor made. ne they
refused 90 meet the miners However. they posted notices OF a
30 Per cent wage cut ln western Pennsylvania miaes.
Anthracite Miners Chfef Demnnds-Incroase Of 20 per cent
for contract workers and 81 a day for day workers. on the contep-
uon that most of them now earl les than 81 a day also Institution
Of the chcck-of system
Anthracite OPERATOR Chief nemnnds-Revision Of the wage
scale downward. on tho contention Ma h. necessary to reduce the
price OF coal
BituminoTa Producing statcs-Chicfy western PENNSYLVANIA.
Ohio, Indiana and Illinois known aa tho central competitive field.
and West Virginia, which 81 the chief non union stronghold. Other
areas affected are In Maryland. Kentucky. Tennessce. Alabama
Iowa. Missouri, Kansas. Arkansas. Oklahoma. Texas. Colorado Utah
Wyoming. Montana, North Dakota, Washinston and . three Cana
dian provinces Of Alberta. Saskatchewan and British Columbia.
Anthracite rroducine-Entre1y In northeastern pennsylvanla
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

tfnde improves
Demand for dry goods and farm
implements showed substantial Inn
rrovcmcuf according to the whole
rolo summary. there being some
recession In other lines Retail
trade also was less brisk. Building
orcrotionH though somewhat re-
duccd in volume nH comparod with
January ~, stili going forward on
u larger scale than o. year ago.
Tho labor fltuntion continues
90 exhibit the results OF occasional
efforts on the part of labor leaders
aud tho public To adjust differ
ences and facilitate the return Of
PROSPERITY" aid the report.
nrlsA activity In the building
trnd"s and n considerable volume
Of pubic projects have absorbed
70 fnir quota of suitable labor.
Furm labor ~ plentiful hut In light
demand. Railroad shops and al
lied occupations are stili operating
on restricted basis.
Among rrcont Developments that
have placed a brighter aspect upon
the agricultural situation are the
upward trend OF thing the farmer
hes TO haiy. some iucreaHs in
the cnfion acreage for 1899 h. re-
Elected ln reports We receive from
observers throuuhout the district.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Weekly Business Review
MARKETS
New York Stocks

NlW YORK. April i Trading
ln stocks during today's Two hours
,- tom waa governed lN Che usual
week end s'ttl'meut of speculative
contracts After o firm openiuE
priU,H reacted ou srlliuE uf leader
includiur bethlehem Steel and
Baldwin Locomotive together with
tIriuu. Specialize 1ue market
rallied later ON the demand for
cheaper MOTORS peciaily Pierce
Arrow common on preferred fly
California Dla. mail order u.
oupu,rs and junior rails. The late
Ger Included 81 l'nu' preferred AMI
wabash preferred tt uHlHH ul .
and lll uuiui. The oluIIue was
.irunr sales lrpruNimutrd 400
unu .NHr4u
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
LIVESTOCK PRICES
CLOSE WEEK HIGHER
AFTER EARLY DROP
Cattle Unchanged at
Finish aps Hogs and
Lambs | higher


KANSAS CRY Mo ArrI 49,
I-tf,.st,.s ,-,... or.,.a 3D..
lower The d'eiF' 100 cattle was
rather sharp and thp loss in hogs
land sheen modtAta py
~.
any o. tnnA Xoihiionf ON cattle
were tho ynmANs last wr.I Voer
showed moderate net advuno. and
lambs closed go and hsep Ill. canta
higher. 4 good clearance wrs roe
ported on tho CLOSE, Best steers
ihis week sold ct $500. lew above
Ss25 and th, huis OF Ia good
fuf .teera brought 8. nU 10 s, uu.
THE Chicaro market continued
weak and shinp,r- throughout fh,
enc. are t~alln. f.w fat ratfIo
Ionsi killers h,ourht frsrly uud
.thrv are EI1inr r.l1fig.iv Ind -. faf
cnffi, i'm mo ,,ntr.l v..sf tb,, ir
fb, ...t .to.t.r 81 r..t.- 80.
-d.y,i.pod Il t,,g. rr+,Ir. g.,,.rd
and III rr,d,s .urstI. 49, 49,
w.ra .fro,g.r Fi..tr f..t.,.
r., 49,
@ "l" '.'
$50
~
a.,
'N" '"' '''" F'N'
a',' ~
fi'.u' Z" CIV s'.' %"
"'ll'lS s''
,upp'd Aitig Nahiht NI-.'" u"
'W' U" W'ih'r
w 10 $40" ana 'ilped y'Ar-
me N'o.pN q" tl'
Ihe general -ltunilon ~ the i've
ti"th ulilk.l dld not change
muirrlAllA TINS week Nehfhrkl
wac 70 h'.ral contributor io thc
supply as Npt4l Dr. inc tax h~s-'ss-
mont fim' in ihot state and all
ealilt hhn moss ready Tor Market
were Hhipped- other adjoining
states had only lisht runs aud there
W'f srn'fii evidence mat iccd iols
in ms -'euon nave been CLEARED
OF iIl cattle IN anticipation OF
me close OF p Lentnn season
"hIch comes ih. middle 81 April 30
th"Nshl th9l hilier Nh increase
lh'tH demand PROVIDED % labor
stanton does not become too UNI
tilrd-
KANSAS ana 'El1h"mn 'r" pro-
i.ll- .'I tl' 'f'iurni OF cattle
from ih" southwest Tor summer
FitaHHs lh"l movement VIII START
n'Ni Wonlh 1nd continue
"''l Hll" Mny phlHhullt fh
"'''l VIII move IliHl. lh' '-lI-
"i UNinh't go como "tI OF mo
souih"r-l o. around 7rF'n Thousand
'i'r' more imam .n3uHthd
-h"r. "i i.fi year some OF
il'.' tHlilc Whi go lnt" th' nDrIiI-
sirrn Neur',skt ana lu'
N LH nHIL Hl TINT HHHLN.HN NL "NL HHA.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

said tho report. There IN SIN
much uncertainty aa to the extent
To which the boil weevil menace
has been reduced by the culd
waves
More Rain Needed
Recent rains ana fnows have
saved the winter wheat crop In
the Panhandle. according 10 the
report, while the drought hos only
hecn partially broken In the south
plans section Of Texas.
IN the extreme southwestern
part OF Texas some shrinkaEc In
livestock occurred az % result OF
the February blizzard, necessftat-
Ing increased feeding. More rain
II needed II southwest Texas and
most sections % New Mexico and
Arizona.
February -inaoivoncies CONNER
cial firms numbered 20T the same
reported during january, the lia-
hilitieH % tho February failures
hcinF ~f5.sse.it3 as compared with
fta26.5af In January
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

While recognizing that there has
been "a material improvement in
retail trade sine the turn Of tho
your. business men ARE somewhat
divided in thcir opinions ns to Just
what THIS Improvement signifies.
how fur 10 Will goo ana what effect
To should have upoa The market for
srcuritica. ON tho une hand there
are those who think the improve
meat haa been merely tho seasonal
movement coming Il month or two
earlier Tor Nurluus reasons. not the
least % Which D. the depletion OF
cummudities on the shelves Of the
Retailers. ON tn, other hand.
husincfs men who are IN n position
SEQ know. aud who r.t their nfur-
nation M first hand. are almost
unanimously oNpccting increased
business activity, ana the larger
concerns In practically every limo
are luving thoir plans for the year
accordingly.
Save Tor the occasional nurries
the c0urs" ct tho stock market has
not changed very much in tho past
week. and Tor the most part IL is
stiil dominated hy professional
operations The investment market
continues strong and active. and
the manner Ia which 10 has taken
care u4 Oh issues while absorbing
new ones continues To surprise
those who de- not give fullest
weight TO the extent to which
funds have Teen released hy the
t%lnrkoulng OF general business
The public is only in the stock
market 10 O. limited degree. There
are mo- large outside speculative
hnldihEa OF socurifies The bulk 90
the operations has % professional
origin although the transactions
tt certain groups Interested ia the
movements Of particular stocks has
played % large part In the fairly
large a~sgreghtc Of dealings De
F'I"pm'nih h,afiug ON the financial
situation are increasingly favorable
10 ne constructive side Of Tho
market PRODUCTION costs are be-
lnE constantly lowered and while
tine tendency toward reduction Of
u"uh' resisted
,n' lrehd .s
- "lI'.'loh OF
~ voata ana "
NJ, ~ ""lil"i c"Hul'lohA'
.t.aI, $500 nave peen
"'u '"iH'Nt'h' kroNnh
upWnIu Hl"N' was
'" 9'.'N nlhi-
N i"ti ih'i' mas hetn
IN NOR move
VT ny othef iNid
l'ihE or i"du'.
u"'' NOV nlSlol
.N"n l'W p"iht'
'"N' At-" pc y
' upuh th'
lti'' SOM.
49, nl"I "l ~, t.ll
M i'," from 10 tn
l.., lii"' Ih'
'""' 'i' now 'nHlihE forward are
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Philip A. Starck,
Wealthy Piano Man,
Dies Suddenly

Los ANGELES. April ! Philip
A. SiHroh. wealthy plunG mauuf e.
tur.r uf Chicago. died suddenly
yesterday while mo, oring at Lnn-
kcrshiu. mar Los Angeles. Hls
body WINS brought to an uuu, b.
taking establishments here. His
daughter MisH Margaret siarrN.
who Recently arrived with him and
who has been registered with MIN
al "a local hotel. was with him when
death Cnme lie vas % years oll
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Produce


CHICAGO. April Butter
lower. creamery oNtrnH Poe. 0rls
ii "a 80 Iac. usruds '1W3gi- .
Hrl. alt.
N.-g lusvur rnCrtUtH ea.GHa
caso- ne. 23scu .5lsc. nrI,-
marry FIRST 2lisc n zee. mlacolirao-
42 acT23c. sturar, packed
UltrlF -1A e. storage packed firHf
-ii
Poultry alive unchanged.
CHICAGO Apr. lutat0e,
dull receipt. G2 cars. total United
.stntD hIpmou.. tNN ears. Nir-
couslu sacked round whltor 81 90
ash 60 bat mostly S1.55nSls1.
Minnesota sacked red rivers 81 so
l.rN. Idaho sacked rurals most
IN 1865 Idaho sacked russtta
2.iuuSel5.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Chicago Board OF Trade

CHICAGO. April T. NleI.
opened heavy on the Chicago
Board OF Trade todhy, mainly be-
cause of the drchne at Liverpool
The May early dropped OF about
O. cent? after opening 20 "a 20 So
lower at sl.32 To- 81 - % July
started y 20 lower az sii1 &c
NI.lbn and september was off
ac NJ Sill hut lost another Mali
cent iu The fir.t hour
There wn. scattered liquidation
by commission houses on ihc wlg
down. Local frHcer- irltu o
rh,pN fue movement at around
sl..l for May Nuf bad little uut-
side help and oUu showed 20 dis
position fu Dec fhp market 1a For
n'Eu demand waa reported na DAT
corn .lurisd unchanged .D Ir
lower May s sc fulN tU G
tl cents and september NGis cents.
May and september sold tu a now
low iut ihr market sfIff.ued nn
reports of good European demand
900 about Inu opening Figures.
Initial oats prices were sac 20
Zee lower with July $3.50. May
.old down Zoo 1Esc which WIS
within cents nf che lowest figure
on Tho crop.
lruNI.Iru were unusually duh
being complicated hy "a fairly good
mHrf1t tnr live hogs and The weak
mess ln grain pits,
Nht1f rriccs fl|urtuutsd 100 mar
row limits through the rest OF the
session. rally in tine last thirty
minutes brought prices up 20 about
fue opening
Corn finally shook on The do
pressing influence uf wheat and on
continued scnhoard ENCOURAGEMENT
registered net gains Tor the day
Whtat-Mny Rl3l Y July
si1GE
Corn-AIav $3.50. Iuly rTIr
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

aro beef steers and fhe stock 10
90 -5c higher, bulls. storkors and
i"Ud'rs practically steady; veal
calves @asff SOC higher. week
N"'i steers Top $3.50. week. hulk
prices. Beef steers 81 iums $50.
I.'f COWS and hcifcrs $1,000
sH.t'. Htuckors and feeders SG.ebti
tis. veal culves fg.T5ugS.lu.
bologna bulls SfgLWSa85: cau-
ncrs and cutters So 81 HsiOO.
Hogs receipts 5000, active and
uneven hut mostly steady wan
irIduA uyernEc. shipper bought
about 1000 ruod clearance. top
Slua u5 bulk s9.90ms1nf ~ plg
stead, 90 strong bulk dAslr8blc
700 90 i2b Founders 81 7~Iff$l0i5.
sheep rccclpts 5000. today's re-
ccipts practically an packers IL
rect Compared with wreck age.
Eat owc4 and best handy weight
Int lambs steady 10 20, higher;
other TAT classes -ac to Doc higher
sl.enring lambs steady week
bulk urices. Tn wooded tat lambs
SD fum $500; shnrn sl3.OGfp
st35O. wooded ewes s0.00ds9.a.
shorn So. 90 mSp.0O. shoaring lamas
f1A 90 s1f.7b.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Livestock
u ANNAs CRY

KANSAS CITY, Mo. April &c.
Cattle receipts 200. for wook. beef
fteers steady 20 26c lower. ton
s 80; fat she stock strong 10 ct,
higher. Gamers weak; bulls steady
Co. weak. calves strong to Doe
higher stockors. feeders and stock
COWS and hDifers weak 90 ibc
lower. stock calves strong.
Hog receipts i,uO- fuduy'g run
20 shippers and packer steady
with yesterday trade good roo
20 22a puundcrs So 90 70 $1,000. few
throw out suws and stock pigs
inid steady
sheep receipts none For week.
sheep 20 10 SOC higher. lambs
23e higher. top $3.50.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

NEW YORK, April Cotton
futures closed steady May sl5 93,
July s1t-I October $40 gN. Dee
crmh'r Hit4i January SlGS2
spot cotton quiet mlddliug
glk.lU.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
WANT AID TAKERS

Are thoroughly trained al
writer's. II you so desire, they
will gladly assist you in word
ing Your adj.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01

In its TRUST DEPART
MENT offers the same DE-
pcndablc service. familiar 10
customers OF the Commercial
banking Departments for the
past forty years.
WE ACT As
Executor OF wins
Administrator by Court APP
pointment at request Of
heirs
Trustee under wills. Deeds
and Voluntary Agreements
Guardian OF the property Of
minor
Custodian OF Securities
Trustee under Corporate
Mortgages
Registrar and Transfer Agent
for Corporations.
wills received In safe Keep
ing without charge. subjcct
10 your order.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
Coal Strike Threat Fails
To Dampen Enthusiasm of
Eastern Business Leaders

New York Business Interests Refuse to Take Strike Movement
Seriously. Retail Trade Shows Steady Improvement While
General Tone OF Business Indicates Rapid Advance To.
ward Stability.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
SLIGHT INCREASE
IN WOOL DEMAND,
PRICES ARE WEAK
Mills Show no DISPOSE
ton to Take Very
Much Of Clip

potion april Ansourh
the mills have shown mo- difposi-
tluE to take very much wool there
has been 70 slight incr,a in trnd-
Ing. partly due to Fucculnilyc buy
ing of low foreign woods by deal
ors, since the importation 90 such
wool would Doe adversely affected
by the proposed senate tariff
Price have shown nu IMPROVE
mrnf ON the contrary they have
declined "a very liitlo Tor the high
point The mil url.as have
Erown worso and the volume of
now hutluOss fDtB ln GOODS Is no
lirger although the irrespective
settlement of the garment workers
is encouraging \ uule bus.ncss
In Arizona or CoufiEnment o. re-
ported othsrwisp wfst d. dull.
London closed par tu five per cent
above previous H.rlcg clnslag
prices Foreign primary markets
strong Mohair euncwhat mn
proved.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-01
CHICAGO

CHICAGO. April i.--Caule re-
ceipts 500; compared with week
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
Phibbs on
+. Radio
By NAT n. D0RFsiAH.

fhAI oo yve s ~
+" the radio, my dearT'
w asked Amanda tPhibbs,
cashier and chief spendthrift Of
the firm Of Frothingham Phibbs
4 Co.. as her husband puffed
smoke rings. r
you might as well ask me
what think Of. the Lucy Stone
League, long skirts and the new.
ly patented home pants presser."
Phibbs responded. II have no use
for any Of EN-"
"see here" replied Mrs. Phibbs.
IT insist on having q radio set
in our house. As . matter of
fact. rye already bought one.
but for the life Of me ! can't 80
why you have any objection to .
harmless instrument IKE the
radio"
You cantY" retorted Phibbs.
rising to his full height OF nve
feet three inches. II don't care q
rap about listening to bedtime
yarns. political entreaties. due
law sermons. advice to farmers
on how to raise oats and pigs.
temperance squawks. or nature
lectures. When I come home at
night I want peace and quiet"
80 you think talk too much'
eh1" shouted Amanda. her arms
flying dangerously near her
spouse's nose. "Well. Ill have
you understand. I've never talked
as much to you as ia like TO-"
Phibbs sank in Q heap in his
Gracious me-" no, said feebly.
Nor"
mo. and what's more. I might
a. well tell you right now that
the radio set IL already In this
house and you'll have to make
tho best Of 1t. And since you
crave 20 much peace this even
ing. why. I'll oblise you and leave
you to yourself 90 you won't have
to listen to me for q few hours
anyhow"
And with that she donned her
hat and coat. leaving the crest
fallen Phibbs at the crest Of what
promised to be an even more ex-
citing evening.
AZ he stepped into his den for
q little rest, behold. there reposed
an innocent looking machine! n
his den! Wow! Laughter gave
way to anger a. Phibbs began
tinkerins with II. It seemed that
ages had passed until he heard
something like . clickety- click
sound.
"Hm:' he breathed easier.
Nov. for q change. I'll hear
somebody else talk" ....
To his establishment the voice
Of Q man was clearly heard. 1t
sa1aar - ,tss~. -. 81 .-,l--'.s 10 so
Station c. o. d. talking" ct
didn't sound promising to Phibbs.
not with that particular station on
the wire.) I'VE have with us this
evening on our special test pro-
gram q woman of zeal distinction,
q woman Of charm and personal.
ity-one who has made her mark
in life-a woman who IL . shining
example to America for her fight
for woman's rights. '-
"She has chosen ~ her subject
. subject Of interest to every mar.
ried woman in the country: How
to put a Husband In His Proper
Place Let me introduce Mrs.
Amanda Phibbs!"
Frothy stared, open-eyed. His
hands quivered as his wife's voice
came trickling oyer the radio; he
sank in Q heap on the floor. His
sole desire was to have peace that
evening. He succeeded. He faint.
cd dead away!
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
TRY. TO WORRY
ttE,1 f..

" HE milkman gives you cream
instead of mink. The maid
- insists on polishing the
piano, every week, The nurse girl
never scafes the children. & I
Your wife says she doesn't need
q new winter coat. The landlord
warts to redecorate your apart.
ment.
The baby wins FIRST prize in. .
baby show.
The neighbors think you're
handsome in your evening clothes,
You bust into who's Who"
Your, wife's relatives all Nike you.
Your mother-in-law II . regular
Ssller.
she hasn't any brothers out Of
work.
The bird you tent . tennsr to
returns II. - -,
You never have 4 cold.
!, The coffee's always just right.
And your patent leather shoes
never crack.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
MedbulryI
! Says
By John II. Medbury.

ny J0nnf IL MeQDurys ,
0HELLsRIMMEDr glasses are.
- hecoming- mors,v.p o pular
NJ eyery,. dan and ,i,t,s getting
80 now that no face is complete
without ,themvs.. s>~ -,
sTHEYsRE so popular that all.
the clerks and stenographers
are having their eyes examined
In the optical department Of the
ana 1o-cent store. y.
TskR GE shen.rimmsd glasses
really Improve the looks Of
some people. They hide SO much
Of the face. = ''e =
--E. o. = 81. .5...-tr''
AND then they give you some
thfhk 10 do with your nose
besides. pokins It into other peo-
ple's business.
0NE guy said they came in
handy because he used to be
getting in fights all the time be-
fore he wore glasses.
0F+,course he takes them Off
once in q while. but he puts
them right back on AZ soon an. he
gets In an argument.
i OTIS Of authors wear them 80
there won't be any doubt as
to whether or not they are writer's.
A GOOD many people wear these
,s,specs" to make them look
older. This is unnecessary. Me-
thuselah never wore glasses and
nobody ever doubted his age.
NOT only that. he gave them
nine hundred years in which
to sfiPd rout II he was telling the
truth. yi-' ~ 81. ....'..
81 'F,-., -.
SOM e. men claim that their
eyes are bad and they really
need these glasses. Then, they
take the glasses out of the frame
% they can see better.
THEY don't care what happens
to the glass as long as they
don't lose the rips. ....-
IT isn't what they want to see;
it's what they want you to see.
GONE Of these rims are made
from tortoise shells and the
tortoises. would be broken. heart.
cd II they could come back and
see some Of the faces that they
had to give their lives for.
ONE guy said che. didn't like to
wear these heavy glasses. but
his face felt 50 nude without
fiFtq ~.@:.Sz,..sry .'gsre o., -. ~
THERE's no, doubt but what
these slassesA make you look
like somebody, but who?
- -.
GOGGLES are to a writer what
a uniform is to a policeman.
HOWEVER. these glasses are
not confined to writer's and
professional people. The inmates
Of the county Jail are now wear.
ing them. These are the only
windows the prisoners get
chance to look out of,
copyright. 1919, by King Features
The Washington times., 1922-12-02

HOWEVER. these glasses are
not confined to writer's and
professional people. The inmates
Of the county Jail are now wear.
ing them. These are the only
windows the prisoners get a
chance to look out. of,
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The Washington times., 1922-12-02
Irs- Thin rs Rirht.

cclored Reoltie I'D lahk IA
haSsa new pair of shoes. suhi e
sSfkeaxt Afx your shoes worn
eutY ~
Colored R4Slis-woSno outf Man.
the bottoup 81 nah shoes are 20
thin. Ahs Can step on I dime an
ten whether RS headS or tailsir :;
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And That Ended II.

The visltor-why wsrs you al.
vorced from your husbaAdf
Lady Of the Houss-Why. cur
cook disEksd him % much that
she threatened TO leave n I kept
him.-Frsmont Mssssngsr.
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Not Much Traffic There, !,

Haley knoE Of one road where
they win never need 1 traffic COP,
I5ardy-where's that, in venicef
,Hals--No. on the straight ana
narrow path. s'
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A Poker Tragedy.

The boy stood on, the burning
wniie shodkins oaths h. .barksd:
Tor he had burnt .ths dsok his.
Because the cards were marked. Z
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LESSONS IN
ETIQUETTE
BY LES CONKLIN.

BY LES CONKLIN.
~ when may . man pay
q woman's fare on the
. SS street car or railroadf
A.-After q poker game tsome-
mesJ -
o.-what should women wear
% q dance?
A.-More than they do.
Q.-How long should On en-
agement iast7
A.-Not more than two months,
as q girl win Be considered siow
IL she 10 not engaged at least six
times before she b sishtsen.
Q.-when q man marf1es for
the second time. what should his
friends do? 49, ~.
A.-send him TO the nearest
insane asylum.
o.--should . young Lays e.
cort leave her at the elevator or
see her inside the apartmsntf
A.-Dspsnds on whether her, IA
ther II homo or not.
o.--wha& sheuh tan psspls
avoid In dressf s'tl Is
A.--Hish hats. low transems
ana policemen. !. ~