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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11

Tomorrow's the day they give
babies away at. the Strand theatcr.--
at least Ted white announccs that
he 10 going 10 give some young couple
long start In life as q belated Now
Years present
Last Thursday niEht q hilarious
crowd saw the first baby presentation
and the Joy Of the bystanders was In
no whit diminished when the infant
proved to be q baby bunny.
But there's something else in store
for tomorrow nights crowd and Ted
says the surprise will be complete,
It's a wholly different sort OF baby
that will arrive tomorrow night
Ted in the role Of the stork creates
an entirely new idea OF the tabled
bird, The main difference is that
where the real fowl is symbol OF
solemnity Ted's presentation Is
screamtnsiy humorous.
Tomorrow night Ia Country store
night and other gifts than the infant
will be passed around,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
IF KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Take aslts to Flush Kidneys and
Ncutr~ltsr Irritating
Acids

Kidney and Bladder weakness re-
suit from uric acid. says q noted su-
thority. The kidneys filter this acid
from the blood and pass II on to the
bladder. whore II often remains to
irritatc and infiams. causing q burn
ing. seaiding sensation. or setting up
an irritation at the neck Of tho blad-
der. obliging you to seek relief two
or three times during the night, The
sufferer 10 In constant dread, the
water passes sometimes with . scald-
ing sensation and 10 very profusc;
again. there 10 difficulty In avoiding
Il.
Bladder weaknesa. most folks call
Il. because they can't control urina-
ton. While Il 10 extremely annoying
and sometimes very painful. this Ia
really one OF the most simplo all
ments to overcome. Get about four
ounces Of lad Salts from your phar.
mAeist and take = tablespoonful In
q glass OF water before breakfast.
continue this for two or three days.
This will neutralise the acids In the
urine 90 II no longer Is q source OF
irritation TO the bladder and urinary
organs which then act normally
again.
lad Saits is inexpensive. harmless,
and IL made from the acid of grapes
and lemon Juice. combined with lith-
Ia, and 10 used By thousands OF folks
who are subject to urinary disorders
caused BY uric scid irritation. Jsd
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11

Henry Smith, csspsnter. Toe Main
ST., Klamath rallS. sAys: II have
used Doan's Kidney Ptlla off and on
for long time aud have always
found them TO be q reliable kidney
remedy. NY back ached and pained
and I had = soreness Just over my
kidneys and they didn't act right,
Doan's Kidney Pills always relieved
the trouble. the backschcs left and
my kidneys werc regulated"
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remcdy--xct
Deans Kidney Pills---the same that
Mr. Smith had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.--Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
UNEMPLOYED IN
GERMANY DEMAND
DIVISION OF WORK

BERLIN. Jan. lo.-The unemploy-
cd throughout Germany are demand
tag . division Of work with the regu-
lsrly employed and a larger allow
sncs from the municipalities and the
labor unions.
They have become 90 insistent and
demonstrations and clashes between
the employed and the jobless 90 fire.
quent that representatives Of the Gen.
tral government. the labor organisa.
tions. and the municipalities are try.
ing to find a method OF dealing with
the situation.
Political agitators have taken ad-
vantage Of the situation to urge q
red revolt" against employers. This
attitude Of the radicals has caused
sharp dissension ever among the
ranks OF labor.
Labor circles charge that many OF
the unemployed" are not members
flabor unions. are not really out OF
work, and II they were would seek
TO avoid york. They attempt TO com
pei workmcn who have Jobs to quit
in favor Of tho unemployed.
The government is planning the es-
tabiishment Of employment bureaus
throughout the country. while the
Municipalities and the labor councils
are canvassing the Industries in the
hope that Jobs may be found for all.
The German Housewives League is
trying to aid unemployed married
men BY placing their wives In posi-.
tions to earn a little money when
not engaged in housework."
Low earning power OF workmen
and high prices has popuiarired the
movement among women to share
the responsibility of supporting the
family.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
An OLD RECIPE
To DARKEN HAIR
saGr Tea and sulphaS T1ras 0rsy,
Htcd Hair DARK aaa
0losay

Almost everyone knows that aass
Tee and sulphur. properly eompounl-
cd. brings back the natural color sad
lustre TO tho hair when faded. streak
ed or gray. Years aGo the only wsy to
get this mixture wss TO make u at
home, which l. mussy and trslb,s-
some.
Nowadays we simply ask OF aay
drug store for "wyeth's Sage aad
sulphur Compound" You will set Q
large bottle OF this old-tims recipe
improved by the addition Of other IN
Eredicnts, at very little cost. Every
body uses this preparation nov. BE-
cause no ono can possibly tell that
you darkensd your hair. a. Il doss
Il so naturally and evenly. Yes
dampeu q sponge or soft brush With
II and draw this through your hair.
taking ono small strand at Q time:
by morning tho gray hair disappsars.
and after another application or two.
your hair becomes beautifully dark,
thick and slossy and you look yssrs
younger.-Adv.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
QAS1F|EDADVENlN1ETS

ass reduction on all Leather
Vests. X. X. X. Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11

One week Of manual and agricul-
tural labor is In future 10 be in
ciuded In the years work Of every
Bulgarian school, for boys and girls
alike.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
MISCELLANEOUS
25% reduction on Patrick Maeki-
naws at X X. X. Store.

Pure sweet cider. any quantity.
Also beautiful modern ranch home
In Rogue River valley near Medford,
on pavement. simerviils. l37 N. eth
st. City. s-ils
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
NONPARTIsAN LEAGUE IN
CALIFORNIA PRoPosEI

BERKDLDY Calf. Jan. H.
Organization Of the Nonpartisan
league OF California will be ef-
fected st . conference Of members
At Modesto. January IL and IL,
Walter Thomas Mills. Berkeley.
California campaign manager. has
announced.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11

Salts 10 splendid for Kidneys and
causes no bad effects whatever,
Hero you have q pleasant, sftsrvss.
cent Whitewater drink, which quick
ly relieves bladder trouble. ADV.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
White Leghorn Baby Chicks.
HaYf0n- -TAurraA Gfr~la

DsHon-A o0CIo0 oSI8ln.
Hatehed exclusively from our own
hens that averaged for the year 1891.
l6l eggs each for the whole flock.
This 10 the real test Of merit. rather
than the achisvemsat Of Q few select
cd from . large fleck and Ted on
pfe and Angsl food at . laying con-
test.
We have greatly enlarged our
piaat and are prepared 70 hatch nifty
thossaAd chicks dlrtag the season.
Order early anl get tAen when
wanted.
Prices per lee: January and Feb
ruary $500: March ana Aprtl Sl3,-
80; Nay and yuas Sll.eo. Pure bred
p. kecks snd n. ]. Reds hstchsd on
special order.
haywood Poultry Farm. Corning,
Caiif. JS-F3
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11

Don't overlook the big price re.
duetious on mems fine Overcosts and
suits at X. X. X. Store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-11
NOT THE ONLY ONE
Therr Are Other klaaaah Fall,
Pcopsc Similarly Situated

Can there be any stronger proof
Offered than the evidence Of Kiam-
ath Fails residential After you have
read the following, quietly answer
the question.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09
SOME RECIPES FOR
DIABETIC PATIENTS

reader OF this column has very
kindly sent me the following recipes
for diabetic patients. 40 that l can
publish them to help other people who
are troubled with this disease:
Gluten Pudding: Three tablespoons
gluten -four, one pint hot milk; one
pint cold milk, one egg. one teaspoon
butter. one saltspoon salt. cinnamon.
saccharn. Blend the gluten with a
little cold milk. add gradually to one
pint of hot milk. Cook thoroughly.
Beat egg. add cold milk, the cooked
mixture and salt, then add cinnamon
and saccharin to taste. Bake 80 min
| utes. A little fruit improves tho flavor.
Serve with whipped cream.
Gluten Nut Cake: One tablespoon
butter. yolks OF two eggs, whites OF
two eggs, two-thlrds cup of sour
milk. one teaspoon soda. one-half tea
spoon saccharin, salt and spices, one
cup nutmeats. gluten -four Cream
the butter. add the we'll beaten egg
yolks and saccharin, then the sour
milk in which the soda has been blend
ed. Add enough gluten flour, gradual
ly. to make stiff batter; season with
salt and spices and add nut meats.
Bake in a moderate oven for 40 min
utes in loaf form.
Gum Gluten Bread: One-half cake of
compressed yeast, two cups luke-warm
water. three and one-haf cups of gum
gluten ground, and one-half teaspoon
Of salt. Soften tho yeast in a small
portion OF the water and add to the
ingredients. Mix 10 stiff dough and
knead thoroughly, using more gluten
IL necessary to keep it from sticking
to the board. Shape into loaf and
place in a buttered pan for about tive
and one-half hours to rise until ths
dough is about twice it's bulk Their
bake for 40 minutes in n1oderat,
oven. II desired, the dough may b,
given a sound mixing after the frs
rising, letting 1t rise again before bak
ing. Avoid having the water to-
warm or the bread will be sticky; tn
chill taken off is all that is necessary
Bran Cookies: Three cups whea
bran, three cups improved Graham
flour, one-half cup molasses and sew
, en- dessert spoons Of melted butter
Sift dry ingredients. add molasses an
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09
My Marriage Problems
Adele Ganisons New Phase Of
Revelations of Wife
Adele Garrison's New Phase


were informed that Katherine was. an
old employe Of the hospital wfo had
married and gone away, and just re-
turned while her husband was in South
America. They were satisfied, ap-
parcutly, but YOU can bet they're In
communication with Smith--Mr. Brigys
reports that he has had visitor-ap-
parcntly o laborer- and you may be sure
Smith has related what he knows con-
cerning us to these people. Therefore
there must be no possible hint OF our
connection with Katherine. She was
here so short time that with the dis
cretion of the hospital authorities to
aid us | don't think her identity can be
discovered unless we are careless"
"Good Sche me, chr"
"Won't we be able to see her before
she goes?" asked anxiously.
"Yes, told yout hat before" Lillian
retorted. 81 have a scheme, but
haven't the details worked out yet. DR..
Petit is our one best bet. tell you
our Herbie has his strong points. When
he once gets his scruples concerning his
professional dignity and ethics out OF
his system he's sleuth of parts, III
radio the universe.
"Look at what he's doing with thi:
| trunk, she went on enthusiastically
''Of course he's above suspicion ever
to these foxy -Quiller friends Of Joe, be
cause he's the most popular physician
around, and his visits here would near
nothing. But he has waited for nigh
such as this, dark and rainy, and ar.
/ 80 IL c,,~nosaI1x, av,,aroopnx. col
from the hospital. Then he has dashed
out here, picked up the trunk, stowec
it in the tonneau Of his car under {
robe, and he'll watch his chance whel
he gets to the hospital to have tn,
night porter-an absolutely trustworth,
chap--smuggle it into the storeroom
When Katherine leaves it will be tn
most natural thing in the world for he
to have her trunk brought from the store
room, Good scheme, eh?"
"Very good, Ireturned. Then adde,
dryly: "But you don't expect me to be
lieve It originated with DR.. Petit
| l looked at her significantly anC
laughed as I saw her flush ever 5
slightly.
"Smarty, smarty, had a party!" sh
! chanted, then spread her hands in
characteristic gesture.
"What difference does it make VIII
first thought of it?" she demanded.
None" l returned, Except tina
never in all my experience of you di
l know you to take the credit for any
thing you planned"
ooh! l Just love that picture of my
self as a modest, shrinking violet" sh
retorted. please don't label any of m
friends mossy stone, thought 1t miigt
make 'em mad. But enough of tha
Listen to the news Herbie brought"
j ITO be continued.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09

fortune, and that they will have Just
whatever they have the ability to get for
themselves You must breed in them
shame of being a leaner instead Of
litter.
And if you want your children to be
successes in the world, you must teach
them to stand on their own feet. Nothing
else paralyzes energy and effort so COM
pletely as for young people to expect
someone else to push them up the ladder
Of success, and to depend upon some
pull to get them the reward that they
are too lazy to win by their own sweat
and labor.
Everyone who has achieved any sue
ess is tormented by these parasites, who
think that they climb into fame and for
tune on somebody elses shoulders. Every
rich man is besieged by poor men who
beseech him to use his influence to put
them into highly paid positions. Every
mail brings a writer letters from anna
teur authors asking him or her to get
their effusions into the magazines. Actors
and singers, who are stars, literally have
TO barricade their doors against the stage
struck boys and girls who think all they
need to become great actors or singers is
to have some one with a pull bring them
to Belascos notice.
1t never seems to occur to these poor
weaklings that they have got to wiz
their wavup by hard work, and patience
. and years and years of drudgery, JUS
, as did those on whom they are calling TO
, help. For, alas, there is no royal roaC
/ to achieving. Everyone who arrives ha
: toiled footsore and weary up thu
, same rocky path.
, And we may we'll teach children t
: stand on their own feet because, in tn
E end it is what they have to d.
5 if they amount to a row of pins. Afte
S all there is very little that any of u
can do for another. Sometimes we ca
e indicate to boy and a girl wha
! we tn ink are the doors of oppol
a tunity, but they must open them fo
2 themselves, and push on their own powe
< if they get anywhere.
If you have influence you can put
boy and girl in a good position, but
e avails little unless they have the energ
e and the industry to hold it down, an
/ the initiative to 60 forward. Nobod
/. can supply that to them, and it is sign
o fcant that the young people who d
t succeed are nearly always the one
}, who have not asked anybody to g
e their jobs for them. 1t is those VIII
are go-getters themselves who reac
q the heights.
81 Teach children to be independent,
t rely on themselves, to stand on the
! own feet. That is the real secret {
q happiness and of success.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09
LITTLE BENNY'S
NOTEBOOK
BY Lee PapO
BY Lee Paps
Frank Feernot and the Stranger

Frank Feernot and the Strangely
Scene, Frank Feernots frunt steps.
Frank Feernot. Hay pop, l would be
mutch obliged and very grateful if you
gave me 5 cents for ice GREEN cone.
Mr.. Feernot. Changing the subieck).
Wat a lovely evening. Did you notice
all the starsP
Frank Feernot Changing it back. I
haven't had ice GREEN cone for
week and you know wat a hobby /
have for ice creem cones.
Mr.. Feernot. Wen / was boy l
dident even know the taist of ice
GREEN cone.
Frank Feernot. Because they dident
have them then. They was things of
the future.
Mr.. Feernot. And as far as you're
concerned they're things Of the past. Is
that plane enuf?
Frank Feernot. Too plane.
Mr.. Feernot. Who's yon stranger ap-
preaching with big heavy bag on his
shoulder?
Stranger. Is Frank Feernot on the
premises?
Frank Feernot. / am him. Watts the
trubble.
Stranger. The trubble is I have the
honor to present you with the 10000
dollers reward for catching the 2 bank
robbers last Sattiday.
Mr.. Feernot. Wy Frank, wy dident
you tell me?
Frank Feernot. must of forgot.
MIR. Feernot. Well, you can get enufl
ice GREEN cones now and loan me about
hunderd dollers besides jest to show
there's no hard feelings.
Frank Feernot. With plezzure.
The End.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09

sight Having so many beam children
to count Mr.. Sunnlan did not miss his
runaway child at all when he gathered
them in and dropped from sight be-
hind the hills.
At first it was fun to be snuggled
Away among the thick leaves and Lit
tie Sanbeam felt merry and gay as at
noon time, but when the shadows be-
gan to fall around the garden and the
flowers went to sleep and the air grew
chill, Little Sunbeam was merry no
longer.
"Oh," she shivered, 'I think I had
better go home. An adventure IS too
chilly, I am afraid" But when she
chilly, I am afraid" But when she
peeped through the stone wall Father
| Sun was nowhere to be seen.
| Frightened Little Sunbeam crept
back to her hiding place. feeling very
sad and lonely. She did not like an
adventure at all.
By and by out came the big bright
moon and when it's rays fell upon the
garden Little Sunbeam came out from
her hiding place, thinking Father Sun
had returned to look for her.
| w ilO yOas N-lC A1ato4A-
beams. You are much too bright tC
belong to our family"
Shivering from fright as we'll as the
chilly night air Little Sunbeam begar
to cry that she was lost and wanted
TO go home TO Father Sun"
''Oh, she is a Sunbeam" cried al
the Moonbeam children. "I do be
lieve you ran away; did you?" they al
asked.
Poor Little Sunbeam had TO admi
that she did. II wanted an adventure, ;
she told the Moon children.
All the Moonbeams looked at her
for they did not know what to do
and then one of them spied the Gar
den Fairy and ran 10 tell her abou
the lost SUNBEAM.
Somehow fairies always know jus
what 10 do, and when the Gardei
Fairy saw Little Sunbeam she openet
her arms and snuSgled the Sunbeam
close 10 her heart.
so you wanted an adventure" sh
said. How would you like to becom,
bright golden garden flower ant
live here day and night all summe
long?"
'Oh, l would love it," said the Sun
beam. forgetting TO be cold or afrait
now.
Then your wish shall be granted, ,
| replied the Garden Fairy. You shall
have golden adventure, for I will
change you into q. bush and name you
| Golden Glow, and all summer you
shall have bright golden flowers and
live in the garden.
Then when the cold days come you
can return with Father Sun some
night until the summer daya come
again"
/ And that is how we happen TO have
in the garden the Golden Glow which
IS found everywhere just as the Sun
beams are found in every place into
which they can creep.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09
THE PLAN LILLIAN SAID
DIR. PETIT ORIGINATED

As I packed Katherine Dcketts be-
longings into small taxi trunk, accord
Ing to the closely written page>of direc-
tions which abe had sent us by DIR. Petit
think realized for the first time W pat
the mothers and sisters of the women
war workers must have felt when they
sent them across the seas. katherlne's S
uniforms, her other clothing-each arti-
Gle breathing the fastidious daintiness
which is Katherine's-made my heart
ache with the fear that was mine for
the sAfe return Of my intrepid little
kinswomAn.
Heartaches however, never hinder the
march of time, and after | had finally
finished every last detail OF the packing
and had locked and strapped the taxi
trunk, the minutes, hours and days
seemed fairly to whir! past me as !
waited tensely for the news of Smiths
recovery which would make katherine s
departure an imminent thing.
Nearly a week passed, however, be
fore therS came to us any tidings o.
Smith, save thesusual routine report o.
Tom Chester, until the night when DIR
Petit stopped at the farmhouse to gel
Katherine's small trunk. Lillian al
ready had explained to me the device
by which the physician meant to ge'
the trunk into the hospital trunk room
40 that the people who meant to taxi
Joe away would have no possible clue tt
Katherine's connection with us.
"Those people are Just like ferrets,
she had said, "but l fiatter myself w
have a bit Of kinship with the wease
family ourselves. Ostensibly the elder.
nan and his wife who came to the hos
pital to inquire about Joe, and to ar
range for his removal to their home, ar
the most benevolent old parties imagin
able, a regular Brother Cheeryble ant
his wife-if Dickens had only provide,
one of those famous old bachelors wit
a better half. But in Fality they're
couple of foxy sleuths, and we've got I
mind our p's and q's, with our KS, y
and rs thrown in until they're a Ion
way from here.
Briggs Has Visitor.
'They told moving tale to the hos
pital authorities concerning Joes Ion
and faithful service with them-accord
ing to their story he saved each of ther
from death about four and one-hal
times--and, of course, they said the
had a nurse of their own for him i
their own home.
"But Katherine has done her work S
we'll" she smiled, "that Joe fatty re
fused to have any other nurse. The
the strangers pumped the hospital al
thorities But, fortunately, the superir
tendent is as wise and discreet pei
son asany one would wish Joe's friend
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-08-09

Among my acquaintance is a poor
woman who has rich relatives and her
constant querulous complaint is that
these wealthy kinspeople do not do
enough for her and her children.
John has four automobiles. He
might at least give me one," Jane is
going to Europe; it is shame she doesn't
take Sally with her" Tom is named
after his uncle don't see why he doesn't t
send him to college, Lucy and James
have no children. They should make my
children their heirs"
So she grumbles, and no matter what
her really generous family does for her,
it is never enough to satisfy her. She is
never grateful. She never gets enough,
and, worst of all, she is teaching her
children to be parasites and grafters,
and TO follow the most demoralizlng
occupation on earth, which is waiting
for dead mems shoes.
/ often wonder that this mother does
not see what an irreparable injury she is
doing her children in bringing them up
to be toadies and hckspittles, instead OF
self-respecting human beings, for the
man and woman who work other people
for what they desire instead of earning
it by their own efforts, are as con-
temptible in their own eyes as they are
in everyone else's.
The girl who gets her pretty frock:
by wheedllng and caioling and tiatterine
some easy-mark of an old aunt, and tn,
boy who holds his situation by virtu,
4 OF his relationship to the president Of tn,
company know themselves for wha
they are, poor, pitiful hangers-on of th
rich. Lying, fawning sycophants, wh,
must dance when their patrons pipe
who must smirk and smile and kiss tn
foot that kicks them; who must tax
meekly any kind OF treatment that
accorded them, and thank Heaven it
no~worse.
What crime to thrust such a fat
upon children and TO teach them to ben
, the suppliant knee to people who ca
/, , accord them favors, instead of rearin
! them to stand on their own feet, and as
, nothing of any man except a fair feel
and a chance to win their own wayl
A witty and profane individual ono
said that the only happy people are thos
who can look the world in the eye an
. . tell it to 60 TO Hell, and that is the truth
The only happy people are those VIII
have the ineffable Joy of knowing tina
; they are strong enough to stand alone
; and that they have the skill to play tn
game with their own bats.
The crust that we earn with our ow
hands is sweeter than any cake that
| given to us. The humblest cottage the
. represents the result of our toll an
thrift has charm for us that no plac
a has where we dwell in sufferance unde
another's roof Better the homespu
e that We make ourselves than the cast-ot
e finery of millionaires, because one cover
d the heart of freeman and freewoma
r and the other clothes the body of
funky.
: No dependent person can ever kno'
the pure Joy in living of the independent
And so if you want your children to b
happy, you must bring them up to rel
upon themselves You must teach theI
that they are the architects of their ow