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his Father got word over the Phone
to come and remove his Property.
~ the snoring disturbed other EN-.
ployes who were trying to add up
Figures.
Thus II came about that when
Oliver Cromwell had reached the
pleasing age of - and Eloiss Claire
was bent down under the weight
Of 10 Summers. tn eDomestio
Group was still intact and II seem
"a . Safe Bet that II would con-
tinue 10 for many Moons. s
After. escaping the thraldom Of
offics-Hours. the Heir-Presump-
tive turned down an Suggestions
involving Work In the daytime and
seemed to feel II his Destiny to
accspt every Invitation which
promised plenty Of Wax on the
Floor and something to eat about
! .. m. In other words. ne bscams
. WhlEiiRg DGvisk - - 3
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David Lloyd or the other who is
Ringing It.
Then he nuttered about the
table. He saw q spot on the serv:
iette and snatched it away before
It would befoul my lily white
hands. The grapefruit was too
squirty. 20 he got another. He
had never seen me looking 80 well,
I'm not haughty-but have my
moments-and paid little heed to
his salve.
He criticised the walters for
faultless service. And when I de-
parted he followed mo all the way
to the roped entrance. And then
I fell. I gave him q ten dollar bill.
The one I had borrowed from the
laundry boy for emergencies on
Christmas Day.
would love to see some brave
soul like Dead-Eye Tom. from
Skeleton Gulch. spend Christmas
in q New York hotel. I'm wonder.
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Joke until the Music started. but
after that he was . Sheik.
He could lay hold Of the kind Of
Debutante who toes in and -
always getting caught In Rugs.
and make her feel that she was
good enough fpr the Russian
Ballet.
Men who would not speak to
him IN the Afternoon had to stand
back Of the Oleanders ct Night
and glare at him with bitter Envy.
Gradually II soaked In on Mr..
and Mrs. Rutherford wilton that
they hsf laboured for many years
and finAny given to the worA .
Jumping-Jack ana something 70
draps across q Morris Chair.
Ollis would emerge from the
FAX along about Noon each day
and lean against Cup Of Coffee.
Hloiss wouI1 crawl into the oun-
nsAt sheut ths sAna tins anl en-
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soul who has an interest in our
welfare. will probably receive .
b0-cent handkerchief. And the
eldest son Of Tarzan the Ape who
snatches my hat every time I en-
ter the dining room will be pre-
sented with q IS bill.
And. Of course. ! win want to
sneak around the corner and ap-
ply the kick-machine and all that.
but I'll do 1t just the same.
Santa has no business coming
to New York. He doesn't belong
here. A trusting soul like he il
will find some Christmas morning
when he comes out Of chimney
that they have stolen his rein.
deers and sled for Joy ride.
The only place to see the Christ
mas spirit here is in the unreal
world OF the stage-those tear
Jerking affairs where Beth. the
village heroine. IL trying to save
the mortgaged home from the
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smooth city rascal. with the sillssn
voice and metropolitan airs. She
always comes out all right. and ~
the curtain falls you hear the
faint cadence Of the village choir
in the distance.
Last Christmas I made q resolve
that I'd at least skip the head
waiter. He always sits me behind
the orchestra. away from every
thing. And he has q habit Of call
ing me Mr.. Mackintosh"-you
know. as II I didn't belong and he
couldn't remember my name.
I went into the dining room for
breakfast. He was craftily hid IN
his paimy lair. At my approach
he bounded out. sweeping the floor
with his face.
"A Merry Christmas, M'soo Nc
Intyrew he purred. And as he led
me up to . little balcony table,
the best in tho room, you would
imagine I was one Of the Georges
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and a woolen cap. That was the
happiest Christmas I ever had.
Grandma got q knitted fascina-
tor and grandpa got q milking
stool. We had steaming flap-jacks
for breakfast. with sorghum mo-
lasses trimmings, and in honor Of
the occasion we let Seth eat at
the first table and old Shep was
allowed to come In from the porch
to the kitchen and wag his Joy
Gus tail.
In the afternoon Aunt Betty
drove in from town with brother
and Hampton and we popped corn
over the log fire, What q dayi
And this Christmas I'm ma
rooned in New York hotel.
with all the palm-itching myrmi.
dons smearing their oily umbrica-
tions and getting ready for the
big gouge.
It Ia going to be . fine Christ
mas, can see that. This year
they viii Say It with blackjack"
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Yesterday the clerk actually
spoke to me. Tho venerable hum.
dinger who calls the taxis that
you don't want at the front en-
trance II spilling all over his
rheumatic self bowling a. I pass
In and out.
have thought Of several ways
Of circumventins them. One was
to I'LL my pockets with guns.
knives and other Bowery fauna
and begin action as the first palm
is extended. But I have q wife
and dog, and II wood alcohol
doesn't get me. want to keep on
working and provide q COM
petence.
Christmas in New York has
ceased to be a day Of spiritual
blessings and good fellowship. 1t
has become a mere Adroit Touch.
We skimp all the year to keep
the wolves from the front step,
and then we pass out our savings
on December 26th to birds who
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run elevators and answer tele-
phones and give you back-talk.
Most Of US win forgive absurd
ity II 1t II decorated with laugh
ter. But for ordinarily normal
people to submit to the indig-
mites Of the New York Christmas
grating is unbelievable.
But II you live you win Join the
Spineless Army just as I will. At
the moment OF underwooding this.
/ have held council with my wife.
a brave soul have agreed that
I shall remember only those who
have rendered fair service through
the year.
But In my traitorous heart I
know that I win not keep the
pledge. I fear the sneers and
jeers of the flying wedge.
What will the bell-hops say7
All. that 10 q question.
The widowed seamstress, who
tolls in a dim.lit Bronx one flight
up apartment, and II really q kind
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Bv O. O. MCINTYRE.

ing what he would do as the pro-
cession Of palms were extended.
I would like to think Of him as
giving q war-whoop and begin
shooting from both hips.
But I don't believe he would
stand the test. BY evening he
giving away his chaps and rattle
snake belt. or miss my guess.
Somewhere in the world there
are going to be happy Christmases.
but not in New York hotels.
So when you gather around the
parlor lamp In the evening with
the tree all brilliant with candles
and the house ringing with merry.
childish shouts, think Of the for
lorn boobs who are gnashins their
teeth In New York hotel rooms
and wondering how they win ever
pay the tailor.
Drop Q tear or %.
They need II.
(Cepyright, lS41. By the McNsught
6yndicste. Inc.)
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CHRISTMAS is coming! Cvoic

~HRISTMAS is coming! Voice
louder. and funnierD OF
~ course, you know 1t is al
most here. but there's mo reason
Why we can't be cheerful just the
same.
One of the tragedies Of age Is
its disillusionment. I can't help
but recall the memory Of my first
Christmas. It was on grandpop's
farm in Missouri. Grandpa, by
the way, won the skillet at the
Clinton county fair for being the
homeliest man in the county.
They say I resemble him.
When Seth, the hired man (there
were no servants" In those days)
broke the ice on the pump handle
the noise aroused me. Day had
not broken. I crept downstairs
IN my flannel night shirt and look
Cd at the parlor table.
Santa had not forgot-bless his
heart. There was a paper-poke
Of candy. . bright yellow orange
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have . look-in ~ . real Com
petitor."
They felt that they had her
Number. And they had, too-for
the time being. But Eloise had .
Friend In Paris. OF which, more
anon.
Two days after Eloise tottered
into Society the Mail brought to
Mr.. Rutherford Wilton . letter
from the Dean Of the Depart
ment which was trying to fash
lon the First-Born into . second
Joseph Choata d.,
The Letter went on to say
that Oliver Cromwell might be
expected Hothe on almost any
Train. It suggested that there had
been . Miscue at the Christen.
ing. The Lad had not flashed
any Of the stern Puritanicai
qualities commonly associated with
the name Of the rugged Rsformsr.
but he had succeeded In hitting
the Gait Of another famous Char.
actsr In History with whom Oliver
Cromwell had certain DeaiingA
It was quaintiy pointed out to
Mr.. wilton that In view of his
Sons snthusiasm, for Activities
not prescribed In the Curriculum.
ana also. By way Of dopting out
his probable Finish, II would be .
corlsing idea to change his Name
to Charles the First.
He had declined to meet the In
struetors except socially. 10 they
voted on him and he drew the Tin
ware.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilton put all the
ELAINE on the President Of the In
stitution.
Parents are loath to admit that
the Family Jewels have come out
: of the Test a. Rhinestones.
When Il came time for Picking.
Il turned out that the two Apples
Of Paradise were . lemon and .
String Bean.
Oliver @. had grown 70 be .
Handsome Dos, with prominent
Eysbrows and his Hair laid straisht
back. but he gave no outward
symptoms u being ready 10 help
the Administratio solve problems
Of statscraft.
wHuRLING DERvIsH.
A switch had TO bs made. The
Wholesaler took the bonny-sx-
collssian BY tAs Hand and led him
to . Bank and wished him onto the
Banker.
Two weeks after onis started b
yurpaE = ~ Hssss - NefRas
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Faintly for IN Eeg. which soms
one else would have to opso for
her.
While Dad was mp on the Fir.
ing Line trying To stand on the
Payroll. and the Mater was BE-
fore the Research Club. reading q
Paper on how to bring UP Chill
dren. the blighted Experiments
would loll in front Of . cheerful
Crate and give the Hook to most
Of the People being featured in
the Society Column.
Late In the Afternoon the Slim
Princess would permit herself to
be lifted into . change Of Costume
and 90 undulating away to q
Tea-Battle. where she would sit
curied up in . Corner and get
. much.needed rest.
Along about the time when
Father was closing his desk. q.
tis would sniff the Night Air and
begin to stretch himself and get
ready for the long.tailed Erect
and the Shiny Pumps.
Such was the layout whsn
oliver Cromwell was twenty-ecur
and Nloise Claire was ninsessu
and IN the chsrished plans Of the
respected Parents wsre unmistak-
ably on the Fritx.
Then Q lot Of things happened
to disarrange the Works.
The great Wholesaler found HIM
ssif Drifting to Ruin. Business
had taken . -Bingo on the head
and dropped lifslsss. The Orders
stopped coming. Collections went
bloosy. Securities shrivslsd. The
Money-Lsnder beat II to . Storm
Cellar.
Mr.. Rutherford wilton had built
pp . dandy large Plant. organised
on Q Prosperity basis. When the
Hard Times smots him. every.
thing seemed to 20 ahead -
usual except the Businsss. The
Overhead Charges got . Hammer
lock on the CAsh.Bcck. Another
one Of those gilt-edgs Concerns
rot ready TO take the Long Sleep.
. OPPORTUNITY CALLS
Just while the Disaster was BE-
Ing cooked mp, the whole World
that stays up after $50 weneeNuts
over the New Dances.
Some Of the Steps were sasy ana
others had bssn thought out ~
Contcrtienlsts, but they were al
Pie for Oliver Cromwell Wilton.
After taking one hard look At . d.
lirious Spin from the BArbasy
Coast or . conp1ioatsd me- Of
Tseewssk nsA 0sufA AnNsa,
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OF THE TWO SENSATIONAL FAIL LURES

1t was q Pipe that any Maiden
around whom such q glorious
Rroject was already Crystalli6hg
would row up strong and beau
tiful
Tho Plans and Specifications.
approved by . Board Of Strategy
in the Library, called for ono who
would sparkle in Conversation,
ride a coal black Steed that was
feared by all the Grooms. and In
every Particular make the Hero
Inc of q Work by Mrs.. South
worth look like . Hired Girl
ELOISE A FLOP.
In due time the Faculty at
Princeton got formal Notice that
the future Headlight Of the Diplo-
matte Service was enroute. So
the Profs threw the pale speci.
men Of Veal into . Case of Cane
Rushers and substitute Tackles
and gave him Q chance to prove
that he was Human.
A soon a. Oliver was plantid
in the Cloisters the anxious Par.
ents turned their attention 70
fourteen-year-cld Eloiss. who was
not working out strictly accord
ing to the Blue-Prints.
In spite Of her Colonial Cor
puscles and having Miss whiffet
for Q Governess, she was distinct
Blah.
She had been told 1000, 900
Times to pull herself together and
sit up straight and be . regular
little Bright Eyes in the presence
Of Company. but an the Talk
went for Sweeney.
She was Q natural-born Droop-
or. She needed about two more
dippings In thick Starch.
But there was not enough
whalebons In the Department
Stores to give any Gimp to Hloisa.
She was languid and lanlky. II
her Lot had been cast In . less
polite Nnvironmsnt. she would
have been called skinny.
When Elolss was seventeen the
disheartened Parents gave . Par
~ to aignaiizs her Entry into
the Social LAfs Of the Cut-g1owsr
C6teris. II was supposed to b
her .coming-out. but shs did not
coma She had to b pushed.
All the nifty buds sissd up the
pale Silver who seemed to ,bs CIV.
Ing away at every Hinge IN her
wiilowy Frame. and said to them.
ssavss: Her Dad may ewn .
oAssk Dee,s sua - - hsvs<
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By GEORGE AIDE

he could step out on the glazed
Surface and do the whole Turn
better than the Gaxabo who
wrote It.
II Ollie had been tolerated in the
days Of the "Blue Danube" and the
plain TwoStep. let 1t be known
that he was now regarded a. one
Of the Necessities Of Life.
The Dance Thing became q rag
ing Epidemic. Chorus Men and
Bricxlayers and Grass Widows HAD
Cards printed and began to give
Lessons.
One night in q Cafe he cut loose
proper. He was . Riot. All the
other Trotters ducled to the Side
Lines and watched him burn up
the Floor.
The manager wanted to sign
him up asa regular Attraction.
OF course hs was intensely amused.
The very IDEA Of . Patric,an going
out for the Coini
But there came . Day whom the
0uv'ncr got him up on the Carpet
and save him . quiet Tip to lay
OF on signing cheoks and work
z soft pedal On the nxpsnss 40
count.
oiivsr was Thoughtful for the
First time In HIS Life.
Just when tho Dancing Fever BE-
gan to claim Victims in every sta.
ton Of Life. the Female Sex was
jarred by another French Rsvolu.
ton.
One cruel Dictate from Paris
and the timshonored Hip, In.
stead Of being regarded ~ an
Ornament. vas chased a. =
Dsformity. The Women woke
up one morning and learned that
II was . Misfortune to have .
Shape.
In order to wear the new
Modes and get away with Il.
the Dsvotss Of Fashion had to
b about . inches wide, alf the
way up and down. with Parallel
Boundaries,
livery Modists had . hard
time with her terrified Slaves.
. Some Of them constructed 20
that they ana not dare to re-
move the scaffslding a. per In
structions.
But sayt The He-D -Drsssmaler IN
the Rue Dc n raix who dscrssd
that Ny Lady shan be shaped
like . Splinter and a. loose ~
Spaghetti must have been pulling
for N,eiss Claire.
An she had 10 d6 was TO
ssasvs Q Nv ThinO undsrnsath
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~ NCE there was Wholesaler
with q registered Wife.
W whom he had SHARED from
IN antelbsflum Country House in
Maryland. the White Pillars Of
which more than atoned for the
hack Of Plumbing.
He put In his Bank-Roll AZ an
offset to her Class. and they start
Cd out on q fifty.fifty Basis with
IN assured Rating both in the Blue
Book and Bradstreet's.
They were Of the Gentry. doubt
Iess, without . doubt. doubtless.
II two Children had been per-
mitted to select their own Auspices
they could not have found any
better Picking In the line Of Par
snts than Mr.. Rutherford Wilton.
whose name was on the Delivery
Wagons, and his wife Jessamine,
with Q Fleur-de-Lys stamped on
her handmade Linen Stationery.
when the first-Born was three
nays old his Parents knew what
he would eat for Breakfast on the
I morning Of his eighteenth Birth
day. and the Religious Leanings
Of the Girl hs would escort to the
Altar when no was -. Ruther-
ford and Jcssamine were two grand
Little ArYangers.
Before the Doctor got out Of
the House, the recent Arrival had
been told by the Nurse that his
HALLMARK was Oliver Cromwell
wilton and that hs was to be edu-
Gated at Princston.
When he was eight days old. all
q his People conferred and decid-
"a that q schooling in .Interna-
tional Law and Modern Lam
guagss would at him for the Dip
IomAtic Service. None Of that
Ipsyswipsy mush or Mother Goose
Junk was TO be employed In the
Marty Training Of o. c.
olivsr was . perfumed Cherub
J agsd -Four and wearing Curls
whom the sPlanets once more
trsmblsd In their Orbits. This
time Il was q Girl.
Eloiss Claire had been with
them nearly six weeks when
Ruthsrford wilton one day dis
covered the Mother OF his Inn
portant 0ffspring scanning . Map
g me World and weeping softly.
0hs had been peerinS into the
Tuturs. II seemed that they
vould have to 30 to Europe and
ourt over the Nobility II they
ever hoped to find b Husband
euifahls fsr Eloiss uairA
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and allow the shimmerfng Fab
rics to adhere closely to her
Gaseous Structure. and she was
It.
For, years her Friends had
been watching the poor Angle
worm crawl about, and their
only Comment had been. Poor
thingr'
She was just az pale and
emaciated and Hungry as evsr.
the Arms floating idly and the
front part Of her all caved in.
but now these same Critics gaxed
at her pop-eyed a. she went
moping by and remarked:
"Ain't she wonderfulr'
NOW THEY'RE ASSETS.
It IL q pleasure to record the
Fact that sometimes q Sky
6craper can BE- built on the
foundation Of . Bungalow.
Just when Rutherford wilton
was getting ready to put Shutters
on the Wholesale House and take
the Count, the only Son pocketed
his Pride and began to give Tango
Lessons at 5000 IN Hour.
Women VITO wsre old enough to
know better. and demure little
Flappers who should have been
dressing their Dolls. and flaccid
Ciubmen with hurty Feet stood in
line and begged for lessons.
DID the Family lose Caste? On
tho contrary, Mr.. and Mrs. vii.
ton learned that they were acquir-
Ing new Distinction as Parents of
the cracksr-jack who had given to
the World the famous Wilton
walk shd IN Improved style OF
Knee,Action to be used in the
Trot,
Ollie slipped his poor old Dad
enough Kale to tide him over. As
We 90 to Press. the grateful Parent
10, stili At his Desk. figuring con-
fidently on . Business Revivxl
A for Nloise Claire. she puv all
! the Friends Of her Youth into the
Nine-hois and kept them there.
They could not Bant fast enough
to keep mp with her.
She N still undecided between
the blond Duck with the Harvard
Accent and q future owner OF Steel
Mills. but whichever way she
Jumps her dear old Father win
always know where to 60 and
make . quick Touch.
MORAL, II Luck breaks for
yos, any Liability may become IN
Asoet.
so,s..,sAs ,ssa = IN s.A'.... s..'
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THE ARITHMETIC KISS.

1--WE have had several requests
to print this celebrated kiss.
WILL u. KISSME" having
sent It in, look it over and then
put it in n and 8 scrap books, Of
which there are hundreds in
Washington.)
He came to teach her erithmetic,
He said lt was his misetea;
He kissed her once, he kissed her
And .siS. s.o:; .Now that. addition"
And o. he sdded kiss By kiss,
In silent satlsfactiOn,
She timid1y gave him one hack
+ And said ''Now that's subtraction"
And he Kissed her and she kissed
without IN explanstion.
Then both togeth~~ they exclaimed:
New, that's multiplication."
But Dad appeared upon the scene.
And snorted his declsion;
He kicked poor Him" three blocks
And s:id. "Thass long dbssio.."
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SUNDAY.

SUNDAY.
Brsakfast-Baked bean PODS;
brown bread crumbs. dandslion nip.
Dinner-Hsn's feet, with pepper
sauce; shoe string potatoes; picked
peanut shells; lemon rind meringue.
6upper-Cheeselet rarebit; crack
srlsss cracksrs; frothlsss ale.
MONDAY.
Breakfast--Dried orange peel;
fried egg shells and bacon rind;
muffin rings: coffee grounds
Dinnsr-Purss OF pea pods;
sauted clans feet; potato skiaa.
French fried. eggless custard.
Supper-Escalopsd oyster shells;
bread orusts: baked apple seed; tsa
TUESDAY.
Breakfast-Stswed pruns stones;
sgglsss omslst; doughnut holes;
olive LIQUID.
Dinner - Baked potato syesi
broilsd spare ribs: picked sardtns
ears: cheese rind: cracker boxes.
Supper - Boiled potato skins;
fried rabbit tails: fricassssd corn
cobs; custard pie plates.
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By BILL PRICE
A LETTER FROM sONGLAND.

By ALzADA ~
Sammy Lad"
'You Made Me FORGET How 70
Cry" but why Should / Cry
Over Your" You're Only q
Baby" Dear Heart" I am
Longing" for zone Kiss" from
your Hot Lips" Maybe. Some
time" We'll Build q Rainbow
In the Sky" For the Two of
Us" and then after All II
Said and Done" you viii be my
Man" and ! will be your Sweet
Darling please Take Ne
Back" to Beautiful Dixieland."
II Wonder II You Still Care for
Mef" "I'm Nobody's Baby" but
am "The Glad Girl from
Kentucky" Please tell peggy
O'Neil." "You May Be Her Man,
But You Come to See Ne Some.
times"
Some Sunday Morning" "In
My Tippy Canoe" we will 20 to
Dear Old Southland" and then
tou win be my "Sweet Little But
tercup" At "Three O'Clock in the
Morning" underneath the "vene-
tian Moon"
I'm Yours With Love and
Your Golden Giri."
p. s.-Tell MARY" you're
"Mammy's Little Sunny Honey
Boy" but now you're going to
be my Darling"
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HEARD AND SEEN :.
NO HIGH COST HERE.

E. M. c. furnishes . portion
Of the weekly menu Of the
Institute Of Stomach Deficiency
and Indigestion, which can be
supplied to q family Of tan for
81 q week:
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THE WAY 1T STARTS.

The women in most any neigh
6orhood can put cloven hoofs and
q tail on the best man that ever
lived when they get going right.
The first breath of 1t starts off
this way: Nov. what do you
think heard"
you don't say?"
swhy, yes. Mrs. Flibberty said
that Mrs. Giblets told her that
Mrs. Joblots told her"
And the poor devil IL done for
JOHN HENRY J.
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First, the prairie and the forest
The daring hunter oft his anger
breads;
Second falls before the fsrmers
mon,
Though crushed TO powder. Il may
rise again.
Third arc Hight or heavy. dask -
bright,
And are to mice and children .
delight. y
While the farmers prise In winters
cold,
For sweetness IL within its fields
enrolled;
And when the blossoms spring and
blooms the clover,
Thoee farmers sigh. because my
season's over.
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II know some girls I'm sorry for"
Said aristOcratic Miss De Burrs.
They've spent all their dough
DIZZY LIZZIE.
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(She-Do you believe In the old
saying that money talksr
He-Well. II bids me good-by
pretty frequently. ( .,.4.I
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MOTHER.S PUMPKIN PIES.

Yea may sing sseut nectar and an
OF yssr sspis psrfsit and nassrssa
OF yssf sssfss fr.pps and ssrs~ss"y
Ter carry. Of sh'oh'. o. p.s'' ''
They ,es.'s held . candle - ny mind
10 tSef ysch golden tress - the
Thanksgfving feast.
Which NO chef csn equal hS No
NJ mothers dsiioisss. saocuis.s psnp-
Hin pies.
u.Ass Itsly's skiss I've pluekeA grapes
~: .ass nsrss H; in Spain frs@ effects
have s'e s.s1si:d si: .f.r and h.a he
cli@Ssd moantains snd rsamsd N
field. ef sweet clover;
b6 when crisp sasamn Gomez snes
I sss see ssess srs.s yellow globes ..
o: s.sssssd n heap. 'nsssh tho star
S.ss Nsisins .. b made into grand
pumpkin pies.
Hs. may ...z,,a:Yy; IN Of your I'm. ''n'o~n'
OF ycsr fiilst Of best. and roast ducks
r:.as! s's ssIIxh sII.h plum pudding and goose
Hesr :ssESst an kurseh. which yea
3here % nOthlng WIN cause yoa 70
open your eyes wider
Thar turkey with stuffing. and lots Of
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