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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
DIAMOND RING, LOST
20 YEARS, TURNS UP

HICKSVILLE, o., Sept. IA
brilliant sparkle in a flower bed in
her, yard attracted the attention of
Mrs. w. F. Bassett. She pulled out
of the dirt what she thought was
a broken piece of glass. 1t proved
to be wedding ring with a Tiffany
mounting.
Inquiry revealed that, while the
house on that lot was being con-
structed twenty years ago by Mr..
and Mrs. Fired Purkey, Mrs. Purkey
lost her diamond wedding ring.
Neighbors identified Mrs. Mas
sett's find as Mrs. Purkey's lost ring
The ring will be sent to Mrs. Purkey,
who lives at Culver City, Cal, where
her husband died not long ago.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
POPE Plus XII. TO SEE
K. OF C. NEWS PICTURES

ATLANTIC CITY, Sept. Pope
Plus xI will witness American news
reel pictures, of the knights of Co
lumbus supreme international con-
vention held here recently. A special
reel Is being prepared by the K. of C.
showing, among other incidents, the
presentation of the baton made from
the altar of the Popes in the Vatican
and preserted to Supreme Knight
James A. Flaherty by Commissioner
L, Hearn. of the X. of c., in the name
of Pope Plus.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
ADAMS SCHOOL OPENS
WITH LARGE ENROLMENT
(East oregonian Specially

ADAMS, Sept. THE Adams school
opened Monday, with u larger enroll
ment than usual.
Mrs. Dubois and daughter. Jene-
We've, returned Monday from Mon
mouth, where Mrs. Dubois has been
attending the summer normal.
Miss Ethel Geissel of Athena. is
staying at the Yeager home and talk
ingy care Of Beth while Mr.. and Mrs.
Yeager are in school.
Miss Lily Taylor of Pendleton. vis-
tied with Mrs. Yeager over Sunday.
On her way from Walla Walla to
Adams Saturday evening, Mrs, Blom-
quist, the new high school teacher
was in an auto accident. The car in
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
Miss Laura Desvoign is i'll at st. An
thonYis hospital in Pendleton.,

Miss Laura Desvoign is i'll at st. AN
thongs hospital in Pendletona
Miss Nellie Whitley and Robert
went to Pendleton today to purchase
their school books
w. Holdman and sister, Mrs. %.
Bowling, and daughter Eilene, motor
ed to the city of Pendleton today.
G. 0 Richardson, Adams postmast-
er, left for the postmaster's conven-
tion at Salem, Oregon, today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dave Stone end son
Tillman, and Martha Stoll, motored
to Adams today.
Mr. and Mrs. Elmcr Hales and son
Jack motored to Pendleton to attend
the Labor Day celebration.
q Mr. and Mrs, j. Q. Hales are spend&
ing the weekend in the city Of Port
land shopping.
John Hale was in Rendleton today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

pound and Liver Pills | would be re-
heved. After taking the first bottle l
felt better. and neglected It awhile. but
found could not DO my work until /
was stronger. So took the Vegetable
Compound again ard now ] am the
mother Of a - months old boy. He l.
fat and healthy and ! an sure I could
never have carried him II it had not
been for your Vegetable Compound |
recommend your medicine TO al women
although ! am young 70 Be advising some
one older. - Mrs. CHRIST. PETEOFF,
SIS W. Liberty 81. Cincinnati. Ohio.
LYDIA Z. Pinkhsn's Vegetable Com
pocnd contains % harmful d-uEE and
can = t=-sa p safety b any Tom-a-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
PEOPLE Here and There

William johnson, wheat farmer of
the Adams district, was a business
visitor in Pendleton today.
Henry w. Collins, president of the
Pendleton Roundup, James Sturgis
and w. L. Thompson left last night
for Spokane to attend the fair and
wild west show. They went as far as
Walla Walla with L. ]. Burke who
took them over by motor, returning
last night.
W. L. Thompson, Henry w. Collins
and James il. Sturgis have gone to
Spokane where they will see the Spo
kane County Fair Incidentally, the
trio expect to spead some information
about the Pendeton Roundup. Spo-
kane will send a special trainIoad to
the show this year
The Portland livestock market is
flooded with unsold cattle. according
to Henry Lazinka, who operates cat
tie ranches in the Camas Prairie coun-
try on his return this morning from
the metropolis where he sold three
carloads Of stock. The drought on the
range this. summer is responsible for
the big supply of half fat stuff, he de-
clares.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

At noon yesterday Lloyd Riches,
publisher of the Malheur Enterprise
at Vale left his home town for drive
to Portland. He reached La Grande
last evening but this morning it took
him four hours to drive over from La
Grande to Pendleton. Mr.. Riches was
formerly editor of the Stanfield Stand
ard
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
NOR TAKES NEGRO

ORANGE, Tex, Sept. 10. P.)-
0. J. johnson, negro, under death SEN
tence in the county Jail at Newton,
was taken by a mob and hanged. His
body was bullet riddled.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

tues DeIOre 1 UOOk
Lydia E. Pinkham's s
Vegetable Com
pound. Ny back
panied all the time
and ] was unfit for
housework. | was
worn cut if / cooked
q meal, and was un-
able 70 do my wash
ing. My girl friends
and my sister told
ne II | would take
y0urVegetsble Com
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

Major w. II. Neill, Of the remount
station at Boise, will be here for the
tound-Up. He will talk with horse
men during his stay here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07
WORN OUT AFTER
She COOKED
A MEAL
Took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Read the Result

Cincinnati, Ohio.-"I suffered for a
year with nervous stroubles sndirregular-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

Judge Charles H. Marsh, who has
been in Portland since Sunday, is ex-
pected to return here, tomorrow. He
made the trip by motor and was ac-
companied by Mrs. Marsh and Mrs.
Lima Sturgis.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

l.. +. Averill went to Echo today to
adjust fire loss in that town.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

G. o. Richardson was here this
forenoon from his home at Adams.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

Frank Hilbert, Ukiah stockman. is
here today on Il business visit.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-07

II. n. Harter, secretary of the Ma
tional Exchange club, a luncheon club
with large membersh p, especially in
the middle west, is a Pendletou visitor
today and will be speaker at din
ner by the Progressive Business Club
at 1880 this evening. Mr. Harter has
his headquarters. in Toledo, Ohio.
II. a. jacobson, in charge of the
government horse "Lucius,' has re-
turned after visit to the Starkey
region. He states that the horse
has proved popular during the sea-
son and that the animal was well
liked by horsemen. "Luci,is' will be
shown in the Roundup parades.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17
WIG TOO SMALL FOR FRANKLIN
Representative From the New Amer
lea Had to Appear Before French
King in Bald Pate.

Benjamin Franklin was about to be
presented to the French king on the
occasion of his first visit TO France In
the capacity of representative from
the new America. The court custom
Of the time demanded that one going
to an audience with the king must
wear a wig of the proper fashion A
count, who had Franklin in tow, sent
a wigmaker the day before to take
Franklin's measure and fit him out
for the audience. The wigmaker ar
rived at Franklin's lodgings. measured
the poll of the great American fore
and aft and around and about and
took his departure. An hour before
the audience the wigmaker returned
with the wig. But when Franklin at
tempted to put it on it would not
fit; he couldn't begin to get it on his
head. Sir" said Franklin to the
wigmaker, your wig is unfortunately
too small for my head"
"Pardonnez moi, monsieur" replied
the wigmaker, your head is vastly too
large and quite beyond the fashion Of
the court"
Franklin appeared, therefore, at
court with his bald pate and shaggy
gray hair.-Detroit Free Press.
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breakfast In a chOpnuuse ON il,e 1Ir
barcadero they started for the wreck
They were within naif mile of II
heading right into the eye of the wind.
when Captain Scraggs and McGuffeJ
stood erect In the launch simultaneous
ly and shifted like pair of-well.
sea dogs.
dead whale" suggested McGuffey.
II hope il amt GIBBS fortune" re-
piled Scraggs drily.
"Shut up," beloved Mr.. Gibney. He
was shifting himself by this time. for
as the launch swiftly approached the
derelict the unpleasant odor became
more pronounced.
"Betcher that schooner was In col
lision with steamer" Captain
Scraggs announced. ''She was cut
down right through the fo'castle with
the watch below sound asleep, an
this here fragrance appeals to me as
a sure sign of a job for the coroner"
Mr.. Gibney's eyes flashed, but he
made no reply. They had rounded the
schooner's stern now, and her name
was visible.
Schooner Kadiak, Seattle" read
Scraggs. Little old three sticker a
thousand years old an cut clear
through just abaft the foremost. Nc
Guffey, you don't s'pose this here's a
pirate craft an just bulgfn' with gold"
Sure" retorted the engineer with
a slow wink, tainted wealth"
Mr.. Gibney could stand their hack
ling no longer. ''Looky here, you two,
he bawled out angrily. 81 got bunch
picked up lemon, but I'm a-willin'
to tackle the deal with Neils if you
two think / didn't do right by the
syndicate a-runnin' up a bill of ex-
pense town. this craft into port
amt goin' to stand for no kiddin',
even if we are in a observation-disclosures
towage bill. Man is human an bound
to make mistakes"
Don't kid the commodore, Scraggsy.
This aromer o. roses. is more'n a
strong man can stand. so cut out the
JOSH"
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Hopeless.

Little Grace was met by a strange
lady on the street who endeavored to
question the child as to her fathers
first name.
"What does your mother call your
father?' was the question first put.
"She calls him my daddy"
"Yes, yes, know; but when she
wants to speak to him, what does she
say?"
"oh, she says, $751;. please" was
the child's reply.
ST don't mean when she calls him at
the office. When she tells him to get
ND in the morning, what does she
call himT"
ooh, she says to be ready for break
fast in about five minutes. "-Phila-
delphia Public Ledger.
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Her Lesson.

She boarded a street car and offered
the conductor a ten-dollar bill.
'I can't change that" said the con-
ductor.
att is all I have" she said.
WELL" he responded, take a seat
and I will try TO get change"
He stopped the car at the corner
and went into drug store for the
necessary change. When he came back
he gave her a fve-dollar bill and
ninety-nine nickels.
"Oh. but I don't want all this" she
demonstrated
at is all / have" came the quick
reply.
won't you count it for me?' she
asked.
"I have counted it; now you can"
was the heartless reply.
AT the downtown stop she was still
counting nickels.-Indianapol Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17

to smoke quite so good.
Now, a good smoking tobacco has
got to seem like discovery not only
at the first pull at the pipe, but on
through the years.
That means that it has got to suit
exactly the needs of many pipe
smokers who would throw it aside If
it didn't.
Edgeworth seems to keep on being
regarded as a discovery by smokers
months and years after they begin
smoking it.
1t migIt seem like discovery to you.
We don't insist that it will. Pipe
smokers differ too widely in their in
dividual tastes.
But we would like to have you put
It to the test.
Simply write on a postcard your
name and address, then that of the
dealer filling your smoking needs, and
we will send you samples of Edge
worth In both forms-Plug Slice and
Ready-Rubbed.
Edgeworth Plug Slice is pressed,
then sliced. Rub one thin, moist slice
for a moment between the hands.
That's an average pipe-load.
Edgeworth Ready-Rubbed is just
that-ready to pour straight into your
pipe. It packs rather well. Now see
how freely and evenly it burns.
Edgeworth is sold in various sizes,
suited to the needs and means of all
purchasers. Both Edgeworth Plug
Slice and Edgeworth Ready-Rubbed
come in small pocket-size packages,
In attractive tin humidors and glass
jars, and in economical in-between
quantities for smokers desiring mort
than small package, yet not quite
the humidor size.
For the free samples, address Larus
& Brother Co., IL South 21st Street,
Richmond, Va.
To Retail Tobacco Merchants
your iobber cannot supply you with
Edgeworth, Larus & Brother Com
pany viii gladly send you prepaid by
parcel post one or two-dozen carton
OF any size of Plug Slice or Ready
Rubbed for the same price you would
" the iobber.
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"The stern-wheel steamer Victor.
well found, staunch and newly painted.
Boilers and engines in excellent shape.
Vessel must be sold to close out an
estate. Address John Coakley, Jack
son Street wharf"
"How dye know she's a fortune.
Gib?" McGuffey demanded. "Lemme
look at her engines before you get
excited"
Il amt saying she is," Mr.. Gibney
retorted testify. 'Lemme finish read
I'M" He continued:
REPORTS PASSING DERELICT
''The steam schooner Arethusa,
Grays Harbor to Oakland Long wharf,
reports passing a dereIict schooner
twenty miles off Point Reyes at six
o'clock last night. The dereIict was
down by the head, and her rail just
showed above the water. 1t was i'm
possible to learn her identity.
'The presence of this derelict In
the steamer lanes to North Pacific
ports is distinct menace to naviga-
ton, and it is probable that revenue
cutter will be dispatched today to
search for the derelict and either tow
her into port or destroy her."
Gentlemen o. the syndicate, them's
the only two items in the shippin'
page that looks likely. The question
is, in which lies our fortune?'
Neils Halvorsen spoke up. giving 1t
as his opinion that the fortune-teIling
lady probably knew her business and
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"Meetin' o. the Maggie Syndicate IN
My Room" He 5awied. awe Found
Our Fortune"

that their fortune really lay at sea.
The derelict was at sea. How else,
then, could the prophecy be inter-
preted?
"Well, this steamer Victor isn't ex-
actly travelling overland" McGuffey
suggested. He had a secret laundering
to mess around some real engines
again, and gave it as his opinion that
fortune was more likely to Turk in a
solid stern-wheel steamer with good
engines and boilers than in a battered
hulk at sea. Captain Scraggs agreed
with him most heartily and tie vote
resulted, Mr.. Gibney inclining toward
the derelict.
"What're we goin' TO do about IT,
Gib?' Captain Scraggs demanded.
when in doubt. Scraggsy, old tar
pot, always play trumps. In order to
make no mistake, right after break
fast you an McGuffey go down to
Jackson street wharf an interview
this man Coakley about his steamer
Victor. You been goin' 20 sea long
enough to know a good hull when you
see it, an if we can't trust Mac to
know a good set Of inner works we'd
better dissolve the syndicate. As for
me an Neils, Wen go down to the
Front an charter a tug an chase out
after that there derelict before the
revenue cutter gets her an blows her
out o. the path o. commerce with
stick o. dynamite"
Forthwith Mr.. Gibney and Neils.
after snatching a hasty breakfast, de-
parted for the waterfront, where they
chartered a tug for three days and
put to sea. At about ten o'clock Cap
tain Scraggs and McGuffey strolled
leisurely down TO Jackson street wharf
to inspect the Victor. By noon they
had completed most satisfactory in
spection of the steamers hull and
boilers, and bought her in for seven
thousand dollars. Captain Scraggs
was delighted. He said she was worth
ten thousand Already he had de-
cided that heavy and profitable
freights awaited the syndicate along
the Sacramento river, where the farm
ers and orchardists had been for
years the victims of monopoly and
gentlemen's agreement between the
two steamboat lines that piled be-
tween Sacramento, Stockton and San
Francisco.
On the afternoon of the third day
Mr. Gibney and Neils Halvorsen re-
turned from sea- They were unutter-
ably weary and hollow-eyed for lack
of sleep.
"Well, I suppose you two suckers
found that derelict," challenged Nc
Guffey.
yep. Found her an got line
aboard an towed her in, an it was
tough Job. She's layin' over on the
Berkeley tide fats, an at lowtide to-
morrow Wen go over an find out
what we've got Don't even know her
name yet. She's practically SUBJ
merged"
81 think you was awful foolish, Gsb.
|buyfn' pig In poke that way. I
don't believe In goiR in blind. Me
an Macs bought real ship. We
own the Victor"
"Tm dead on my feet growled the
commodore, and jumping into bed he
refused to discuss the matter further
and was sound asleep in a fifty.
Mr.. Gibney was up bright and early
and aroused the syndicate to action.
The tide would be at its lowest ebb
at nine thirty-one and the commodore
figured that his fortune would be w.
ing well exposed on the Berkeley tide
fats. He engaged a diver and a small
gasoline launch. and after IN early
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17

La Crosse, Wis-"Motherhood left
me with weakness that caused me TO
become very nervous and weak. My
back aehed, suffered from dizziness
and fainting spells and my health was
miserably poor. My mother-in-law adj
vised me to try DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription and I can say it is the
best medicine 1 have ever taken. 1t
relieved me entirely of these ailments
and made me a strong and healthy
person. l can highly recommend Fa-
vorite Prescription as a woman's med
lcine. Harry Kagel, SIT Carr st.
Buy this Prescription" now of your
druggist and you'll find that restored
health brings beauty-and good looks.
Write DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel in
Buffalo, N. T., for free medical advice,
or send 10c for trial pkg tablets.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17

McGuffey and HalvorSen on the liner
Hilonian, due to sail at noon next day
These details attended to, the Mag.
gle II backed away from the dock un,
der her own power and cast anchor of
the quarantine station. The mate was
then brought on deck and made to
confront the syndicate.
1T appears, my man." the commo
dore began, that you was too anxious
to horn in on the profits o. this expe-
dition, so in a moment o. human weak.
ness you did your employers an evil
deed. We had it all figgered out to
feed you to the sharks on the way
home, because dead men tell no tales
but our sufferin's on that island has
caused US all to look with a milder
eye on mere human Shortcomings. The
Good Book says: Forgive us our tres
passes as we forgive those what tres
pass agin u.s. an 1 amt ashamed to
admit that you owe your wicked life
to the fact that Scraggsy's got religion
an McGuffey amt much better. But
we got all the money we need an
we're goin' to Europe to enjoy it, SO
before we go we're goin' to pass SEN
tence upon you. 1t is the verdict O
the court that we present you with the
power schooner Maggie II free gratis,
an that you accept the same in the
same friendly sperrit in which 1t is
rendered. Havin' a schooner o. your
own from now on, you won't be
tempted to steal one an commit whole
sale murder a-doin' 1t. You're forgiven,
man. Take the Maggie II with our
blessin', organize a comp'ny, an go
back to Kandavu an make some money
for yourself. Scraggsy, are you anvil
lin to prove that you've given this
erin mate complete forgiveness by
shakin' hands with him?
Il forgive him freely" said Captain
Scraggs, "an' here's my fin on it"
The unfortunate mate hung his
head. He was much moved.
you don'timean it, sir, do your he
faltered.
II hope may never see the back o.
my neck If DON'T" replied the skip
per.
"Surest thing you know, brother, /"
shouted Mr.. McGuffey and swatted the
deluded mate between the shoulders.
Take her with our compliments. You
was a good brave mate until you went
wrong. 1 amt forgot how you
sprayed the hillsides with lead the day
Glib an Seraggsy was took by them
cannibals. No, stree! 1 amt holding
no grudge. It's human TO commit
crime. I've committed one or two my
self. Good luck to you, matey. Hope
you make barrel o. money with the
old girl"
Thanks" the mate mumbled. 81
amt deservin' o. this nohow." and he
commenced TO SWIVEL a little.
Mr.. Gibney forgot that he was play
ing hypocrite's part, and his gener-
Gus nature overcame him.
Dog my CATS" he clustered, whats
the use givin' him the vessel if we
don't give him some spondulicks to
outfit her with grub an supplies? Poor
devil bet he amt got cent to
bless himself with. Scraggsy, old tar
pot, If we're goin' to turn over a new
leaf an be Christians, let's sail under
a full cloud o. canvas"
by Neptune, that's so, Glib. This
teller did US an awful dirty trick, but
at the same time there amt a coward
ly bone in his hull carcass. I amt
forgot how he stood to the guns that
day off the Coronados when we was
attacked by the MeXicans''
Stake the Teller, Glib" advised Nc
Guffey, and wiped away a vagrant
tear. He was quite overcome at his
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17
Rude Comparison.

A fashionable woman who to save
expense collected her own rents, found
one of her tenants in bad humor. She
thought it wise to forestall his COM
plants by making one or two herself.
"And the kitchen, Mr.. Holt" she
said. sis In a terrible condition"
Eyes, ma'am, It is" agreed Mr.. Holt.
"and you'd look the same way II you
hadn't had any paint on you for six
years."-Boston Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17

own generosity and the manner In
which it had touched the hard heart
Of the ubiquitous mate
Mr. Gibney laid five one-hundred-
dollar bills in the mates palm
"Good-by," he said gently, "an' see
If you can't be as much of man an
as good a sport hereafter as them
you've wronged an who's forgive you
fully and freely"
One by one the three freebooters Of
the green-pea trade pumped the
stricken mates hand, tossed him a
scrap of advice, and went oversize In
to the small boz which was to take
them ashore Ii was a solemn parting
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17
Goat Eat Goat,

Ever eat any goat meat? Sure?
Department of Agriculture says about
$4,000 goats are slaughtered and sold
as meat yearly. Few cities require
goat meat to be marketed under its
real name. 1t tastes like mutton,
trifle sweeter.
In this nightmare called civilization
we probably eat great many strange
things without knowing it.
If written history could accom-
pany each article of food, few city
folks w0rild have to be cautioned
against overeating.
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COLDMEDAL
aARl EN- on
W KEysS5II9E ~

The worlds standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles
Hollands National Remedy since 1896.
All druggists, three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal on every box
and accept no imitation
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rxo chicka n one Enn-

Two chicks were Matched out OF one
shell; they were joined together by
their toes, says New Brunswick
reader. The both died In a short
time.
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What Followed.

"How is it with you and Mr.. Windy.
Anna7 Did you explain everything to
him? You told him about your rich
aunt, Of course; and after that what
foIlowedg"
"He eloped with her"
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16799
DIED

In New York City alone from kid
ney trouble last year. Don't allow
yourself to become a victim by
neglecting pains and aches. Guard
against this trouble by taking
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Keeo AZ Home.

81 can read my husband like book. =
aThen be careful to stick to your
own library, my dear"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-03-17

When the honeymoon is on the wane,
she begins to find him out-nearIy
every night.