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Evening star., 1922-08-23

EXHIBIT" 32nd AND CATHEDRAL AVE.
Finished and under construction restricted and zoned Massa
chuses Park differently designed detached brick and tile
trail and side hall homes four and bedrooms three and
four baths. Lots 50 us it. 'front.' heated garages.
EXHIBIT" 2822 CONNECTICUT AVE.
Finished and under construction Washngons best located
designed and complete urban homes Two oes attic
breakfast porch three baths, chaueurs Open PM
Terms if desired 4
$500 cash. ExHfB1T e: dfff 18th AND TAYEoR Me- save "
Bungalows with lots IS feet front for less than
houses Over 20 sold $3.50 cash. $6S month Save
$A -.
Built, Financed And For Sale Only By
MIDDAUGH & SHANNON, INCORPORATED, OWNER,
Main 6o35 Tenth Floor Woodward Building, 18th and H.
CHOICE LISTING
$1675o- 49, - .
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$1,000
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% M ss s s'G ss: : s s % . ss ssS, ss.. ' :: % s
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WALTERA BROWN.
1900 St NV. Main 1858
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roR sALE-HoUsrs.
r~~<A~v>R.
FOR sALE-HoUsEs.
ContfnueA.
BOSS & PHELPS,
REALTORS, 80

CHEVY CHASE. .$I2 800.
New detached homes completed and ready
Ideal location and several different types choose from Six and
seven houses the latter having four bedrooms or two
have cener entrance and strictly modern in every
detail Beautiful lots having siyfoo frontage and running
through paved alley Easy of sale be arranged
Homes worthy of your consideration -
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FOR sA1E-HousEs.

OWNHR Will SACRIFICE FOR QUICK
sale one of the best built homes n Fetwortn
Semi-detached two-story brick. p It: Woe:
contains 6 large rooms and baths, nclosed
sleeping porch, colonial front and large breax
fast porches: hardwood floors throughout; not
water heat aud elec.s lights; southern e1
posure;' wfIi accept small cash payment II
desired. l38 varnum st. NV.
COIORED-FINE REsIDENCE, CONTAINING
10 large rooms and bath. in good NV ssGtion'
$500 cash. balance monthly. KObEhi e.
FLYNN. 1415 Eye st. NV. Main 7323.
Mt. ROAD. NEAR
lSth-Modern Groom apd bath: h..w.h.. gas
and electricity; stato1ary tubs; two ,s,Is large
rear porches; hrst-class condition. ftice,
So. 900, cash e 900. balance like rent. Apply
owner. ia kalorama road: ~
By OWNERS ROOMS; H.-w.H.. ELEC;; /;
81, 900 cash. Address Box Ss.M Star once %
RIDICULOUsLY Low PRICE FOR HIGH
grade, homelike, Groom house. on clean. wloe'
open street near Lincoln Park; close 10 cssi
schools churches. movies; Anil: eiecttlcNy
h.-w.h.: paved alley: $500; terms; owner.
Address Box 9S-M. Star once.
SOUTHWEST.
Near St. Dominic's Church. compiete
home. containing 8 large rooms and tile natn;
hot-water heat. electricity; stationary WASH
tubs; hardwood floors: shades. screens ana
awnings; tHo-story brick garage for two cars
to q soft. alley; In hrst-class condition; just
the home for market man or mechanic. Pfice.
$500. Main 1851. l. J. MILLS. 800 sth
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$3.50.
BRAND-NEW NV. HOMES.

st. and 9th st. car lines. Colonial style; six
large rooms. tile bath; oak floors; laundry
tubs; servants toilet; sleeping porch; h.-w.h.
and electricity. Lots-142 feet deep to paved
alley. Terms, 81 900 and $67 80 per month.
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SOUTHWEST

Ths heat s-room and bath home in south
vsaf. electricity, h.-w.h., tiled bath. double
9srSre All in Ane condition. Price very
sttrsctive. Adams ITS.
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FOR sALE-lb30 9th ST.
q ROOMS, BATH, FURNACE.
NOW VACANT.
r. W CROOAEG. 1l16 r ST.

i3 E7ARTs 81. NE. JUST EAST NORTH
CAPITOL st.-New 2-story. rooms and bath,
metal garage; large lot 70 vide paved alley;
vsry cav terms. Open for inspection. b. h.
HOWENgTEIN CO.. 1914 st. NV.
sIx ROOMS AND BATH BRICK. BETWEEN
iii and 18th, south Of spring road: Screened
frest porch. Furn.ss hest. sss and slss- lee
vatsr heater. Concrete cellar under entire
house: iaundry tubs: Large hack yard to loft.
sires immediate sale: Price: slo.o .ooo; Terms.
UNION REALTY CORPORATION.
Main S1iS. 14lO @ q. NV.
DEsIRABLE COLONIAL HONE; CENTER:
Inn plan: SIX large rooms; a:m.i.: lot 7ox110:
1.v1 b. g.: fne view. Bargain hunters,
Se,e n your chance Cash talks. It must 20.
Phone Clsve. 1880.
HEfEE WONDERFUL BUNGAL0W BAR
Ta:n-$So0 cash. $ec monthly. Bunsaiow has
6ye rooms and breakfast aleove. with Pull
nan 6xtures. hardwood noors, open fireplace,
died bath, porches, good siSe lot:
MORGAN z. MORGAN CO..
llO7 New York Ave. fnnknn IS@O
Eyssins and Sunday. RE.nklin 1881:
SOUTHWEST.
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FALLS CHURCH, VA.
rooms, stories, bath. cellar, pantry, elec-
tricity. furnace, high elevation; over half
acre Of ground, garage and outbuildings: priced
to sell quickly at $6.3 800. L. GARLAND KEN
DRICK, East Falls Church, Va. Phone Falls
Church 20
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CHAS. 8. SHREyE.
sole Agent.
All lkAh az ~ W

e1c 10Th at. NV.
II Myrtle st n.e.-2-story and basement
brick; Z rooms; s.. 75O. -
24O st. n.w.-2-story. Groom house;
s.. TOO.
sls N st. n.w.-3story brick. Q rooms and
bath. large lot: 5000.
1913 9Th n.w.-3-story, Groom. corner brick
house. "a M
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FOR EXCHANGE

CHEVY CHASE, %. G.
Detached, groom shingled house, practicSsLEy,
new; two-car garage and chicken mouse: mouse; Sor
Vacant lots or small city property. Apply
WAsHINGTON REALTY EXCHANGE oo1
Il at NV. Main 2o3s.
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MODERN GROOM HOME; TWO BATHS.
ot-water heat, electricity. earase; on desir.-
dental section RICHARD J. TAGGART.
Lawyer, 4O2 Wash. Loan 4 Trust bldg: 26e>
SALE OR RENT-vERY ATTRACTIVE
house near Dupont Circle; rooms, baths;
| nished), 500 per month; one or two years
| lease; adults only; immediate possession.
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SOUTHEAST-$.35o.
Exceptionally good value; detached brick
house overlooking Lincoln Park; thor
oughly modern; 6 rooms; front and rear
porches; hardwood floors and trim; cleo
trio lights and hot-water hest. This
house Is in Al condition and is priced
right for an immediate sale. Terms
can be arranged.
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$1o,5oo. Z
SAUL'S ADDITION.
$3.50.
NEAR I4th AND PARK RID.

Located between 14th and 18th. sts., in the
most attractive and convenient section. Thor
ougnly up-to-date two-story brick, having six
house in drst-class condition,
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New Houses.
If you are looking for new house, you
would do well to Inspect these new house
lance from the l4th ST. car line and contain
8 rooms. tile bath: front. breakfast and sleep
ing porches; electric lights; h.-w.h.: hard
wood floors and q built-in garage. Now near
ing comp1etion. Price. $7,s5O. Easy terms
arranged.
Hedges & Middleton, Inc.
1884 b St. NV. Phone Main lO2S.
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DISTRICT REALTY COMPANY, INC.
ao2-ao3 STAR BLDG. MAIN 358835so
SOUTHEAST.
49, Vpaperda andpa
andba
80. -,. COLUMBIA HEIGHTS
Of
priced To-
NORTHEAST.
Of u
gas rear
add room
A. SAUL'S ADDITION.
ahey'
6oorL
$500 - DOWNTOWN.
suitable
DISTRICT REALTY COMPANY, INC.
,oa-,oa STAR BLDG. MAIN 35s835so
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Undoubtedly the best moderns

CHAS. D. SAGER,
e28 18th 81, NV. MAIN "a
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K ST.-DOWNTOWN.
Excellentiy situated downtown home 4 At
most salable price. Tvo-story and basement
economical heating plant; newly papered and
painted throughout. Convenient terms.
$4,000.
DET, 2-FAMILY APT.
Ideal apartment Of dve rooms and bath on
the nrst and second floors. Strictly modern.
having hardwood floors, hot-water heat, eiec.
trio lights, front and rear porches. and every
up-to-date convenience. Garage. Lot 0ox150.
Possession.
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NICHOLS AVE-, CONGRESS HE1GHTsVA
beautiful home Of rooms. bath: hot-water
heat, electric lights, on this prominent thor.
oughfare; large lot, 50x125 tt: garage; fruit
and grapevines in bearing. Price very reason
able, with easy terms.
ns..- 70l 12th n w
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
WHY GO TO COLLEGE?

There's lot to be said on both sides
Of the college question. 1t is true
that YOU can find college graduates IN
jail, and boys who have never seen the
inside Of a schoolhouse sitting in the
seats of the mighty, but that isn't
the rule. Dean Farrell OF Kansas
Agricultural College, says, and we
have no desire to question his flgmes,
that,
"An American with no schooling
at all has one chance in 100000 OF
becoming eminent. With hgf
school training he has eighty-seVer
times as good g charge. With a col
Iege education he has 700 times as
good chance
Going to college, for most boy:
means few years Of hard study anc
penny-pinching, but if it increases the
chances for success 700 times, YOU
have the answer to the question, Why
indeed, shouldn't the boy go to col
lege, even if it involves some sacr
flee on his own part, and some or th'
Part Of his family.-Falm Life
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
X-Ray Used for Malaria

A radiotherapy station for the cure
Of malaria has recently been installed
at Cisterna, near the Pontine marshes,
in charge of the well-knowr malarial
expert, DR.. Pals. 1t is modern in
stallstion and great results are ev-
pected during the next year, says the
New York Tribune.
Experiments with X-kays in the
cure of malaria were undertaken two
wears ago by Professor Grassi. in the
Roman province, also by DR. Pais in
The malaral district near the Venetian
estuary. Their efforts consisted not
only Of applications of the rays on
malaria patients, but also as pre-
vention for those living in an affect
ed area.
The agriculturists interested in the
recla'ming Of the pontine marshes ex-
pect to wipe out malaria. or at least
reduce the great mortality among the
| landworkers in few years owing to
this new experimental station. When
the land is reclaimed, the mosquito
eXterminated and the peasants rend-
cred immune, this part of Italy, which
lies near Rome. viii become the gar
den SPOT Of the Roman province.
! With modern methods the wonder.
| ful stretch of country from Velletrt
! = the sea will be liberated from the
terrible scourge Of malaria. owing tC
the efforts Of the doctors in charge oi
the A-ray experimental station. i
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
Mr.. ID. VI. Lutz Injured When Boiler
EXplOdeS

M. D. NJ. Lutz was severely shock
d when the boiler at his saw mill
ocsced about eight or nine miles
east Of Macon exploded Monday morn
ing at 9 o'clock No baues were
broken, nor was he burned but he was
shocked SO Severly it was several
days before he really regained his
senses.
Mr.. Lutz and two regroS, one of
them Dan Goff, had narrow escape
from death, and the escape of one OF
the negroes was due to his not obey
ing promptly. Mr.. Lutz called him
to get a saw and he replied lust as
quic', as | can get drink Of water, .
and he was in the act Of drinking
when Che explosion occurred The
place that he would have been occu-
pying when the explosion took place
had he obeyed orders promptly, was
completely wrecked, and his slowness
in obeying commands was his saliva
tior.
Mr.. Lutz's injuries came from be.
ing blown against a post and a lot
of lumber piled on top of him.
The negroes picked him up anc
carried him in his auto to DR.. Sater's
home, several miles distant, and wher
they arrived he was found to be suf
fering considerably from shock. anC
it was DR.. Salter's opinion. that il
was a wonder he lived to get there.
Mr.. Lutz is now resting easy bu
his mind has not entirely cleared.
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ANTHEM

My auto, It's OF thee, short cut to
poverty-of thee | chant. | blew a
pile of dough on you three years ago,
now you refuse to go--or won, or
can't. Through town ana country
side ! drove thee full Of pride; no
charm you lacked loved your
tires so round and new-now ! feel
mighty blue, the way you act. To
thee, old rattleboX, came many bumps
and kNocks; for thee | grieve. Badly
thy top is torn; frayed are they seats
and worn; the Group affects .hy holn,
| do believe. Thy perfume swells
TIE breeze, white good folks choke
and snee2e, as we pass by. paid for
thee price 'tWould buy q mansion
twice; now every one yell, 'Tcew
wonder why. Thy motor has the grip;
thy sparkplug has the pip, and woe is
thine. !, too have suffered chills
fatigue and kindred ills, trying t
pay the bills since thou vert mine
Gore is my bankroll now; no more
'twould choke a COW, as once before
Yet = | had the yen, so help me Johr
amen! I'd buy car again anC
speed some more.-Adapted from Cit,
Motorist.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
"MISSlSSIPPTS GREAT MID
WINTER POULTRY SHOW

On December 18th to 10th this year
at Tupelo, the Mississippi State Poul-
nv Federation will hold its secord
annual Mid-Winter Poultry show.
This Federation has as its object
"a POULTRY PRODUCTION EACH
YEAR IN EACH COUNTY IN MIS-
SISSIPPI OF NOT LESS THAN
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND;
Think for a minute what this would
mean. Over four million dollars IN
money to the people OF MISSISSIPPI
This is possible if every one VIII put
their shoulders TO the wheel and push
To do this, first we must improve the
quality Of the poultry that we now
have: second we must increase the
quantity; third, but not least we
must get rid Of the dead heads. Inc
first can best be done by poultr!
shows, a great many Of which have
been held this fall.
Now comes the greatest show OF
the year where the winners of these
shows will compete, NoXubee county
should be represented.
Bank of Brooksville, Merchants
Farmers Bank Macon have Offered
$4,000 for breeders from NoXubet
County This is a state movement
Noxubee always does her part. She
has as good poultry as any county u
the state. so let us organize and senC
a creditable string of chickens to Tu
pelo. If you have checkers, write TIN:
paper for information, or address F
NJ. Laney, Secretary Tupelo, Miss.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
{ ulture and kultur

! well known writer on the "1on-
temporary Review" has offered the
following explanation of the dit
ference between Anglo-Saxon cul-
ture and German Kultur.
Culture in Anglo-S Saxon literature
and 10 the Anglo-S Saxon mind, rep
resci a!l the higher quali,iJ f
mind and character-a trained intel
Lgence, a disciplined moral sense,
refined tastes and feelings. 1t is the
artithesis of ali that is gross and
brutal. 1t is the ripe fruit Of the
higher civilization, and civilization is
righteousness among men and ma
tons, and the peace and joy Of God.
Il is heaven. It is divine.
Kultur to the German in his ltera-
ture ard in his thoughts, is nothing
more than the scientific explanation
Of the phenomena of the universe. il
+, implies the exercise Of intellect in
the search Of materialistic explana-
tions that fit one another. 1t takes
no thought of spirit. or conscience
or morality, or refinement in man.
ners, tastes and feelings. 1t is coarse
pachydermatous, repellant. The fa
cial multilation Of their students BY
the practice Of duelling is a type and
good example of this aspect of Ger
man kultur These british signs o.
kultur are the monopoly Of the in
tellectuals who inhabit the German
universities.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
Aunt Prudence Hecklebury

Aunt Prudence Hecklebury put
little pantalettes and skirts on the
table legs of her house years ago,
hecause she did not think il proper
for lees to he cntirlv vp~lotho3 Sn8
vet Aurt Prudence Hecklebury has
never wished to be entirely out of
fashion; she wants il known that
she at least knows what the STYLES
are. So several seasons ago, when
short skirts became the vogue, Aunt
Prudense trsIuctantly shortened the
skirts on the table legs. Now that
long skirts are in once more, she
thanks heaven for it, she a7ys; she
can ask people in to tea again with
out feeling embarrassed when they
sit down to the tabe.-New York Tri-
hume.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
CONFEDERATE VETERANS
Only $4,000 Now Living, 657O7 Draw
ing Pensions.

Only $4,000 Confederate veterans
OUT OF the more than million W.
fought for the South during the Civil
War, are now living, according TO sta
tistics compiled by Col. Francis NJ,
Burrows, Of the staff of Gen. JUllTh 5
Cam, ccmmander-in-chief of the Unit
ed Confederate Veterans.
OF this number 65,707 are drawing
pensions, 1859 are in soldiers homes
and $500 are unknown The statistics
show that 57,9S7 widows Of Confeder-
ate soldiers are receiving pensions and
667 negro veterans are in homes.
Texas leads in the number Of sur
viying veterans with l4,969 on the
pension roll and 256 in homes, Geor-
gia and Arkansas stand next with
5000 pensioners and l05 and 100 res
pectively in homes.
Following are figures on MiSsis-
sippi and sister states:
Mississippi has 5.63s Veterans on
pension list, l64 in homes, 5,l06 wild
ow pensioners and 566 negro pension.
ers.
Louisiana has 2,29S veterans on pen
sion list, 43 in homes. 1896 widow
pensioners, no negro pensioners.
Alabama has 1906 veterans on pen
sion list, 70 in homes, 1862 widow
pensioners, no negro pensioners.
Arkansas has 5000 veterans or
pension lisd 100 in homes, 5000
widow pensioners, no negro pension.
ers.
Texas has 1896 veterans on pen.
sion list, 256 in hone e372 WIDOW
pensioners. two negr nners.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
BANK Deposits

The experience of Pete Pullos, rail.
road section foreman, as related IN
the Toledo Blade, is a good advertise
ment for the banks. Some two years
ago Pullos became worried over the
financial situation, and, having more
faith in his own ability to secrete and
protect his earnings, drew his money
amounting to $3.50, out of the bank
and placed il in a Jug, corked the jug
and buried it. A few days ago his
faith renewed in the solVency Of the
banks in Cleveland, and with the idea
that the financial crisis Esl passed, F.,
he dug up the jug intending to re-
deposit his money. y 5.uae the jug
omen and 70 ID his bills a mass Of
fragments chewed by worms as they
are accustomed to eqt The leaves Of
a tree Expert money handlers tried
10 patch up the PIECES but without
success
A faw years ago It was o.unusual
/ thing to taad accounts Of t1e dlsap.
raararce Of money buried on The nlo-
misses or deposited in cracks III the
4 wall ~ - D'aNtlCet IoNtEtl' Via
! has been alrJst entirely abandoned
and while the average person never
1 has a large amount of money on d.
pe1it neerl every one has bank ac-
count. Banks have found it prof'ta.
BE to solicit small deposits bccause
a great many small deposits more
thar counterhalance a few large ones
Small deposits are valuable to a banf
because Withdrawals as a rule ar,
small, while large deposits, if bank.
were obliged to rely entirely unor
them, might embarrass banks Wit
laroe Withdrawals.
Some persons feel that their ac
counts are too small for banks t
be interested in, but the fact remain
that deposits on open account an,
savings deposits are increasing rapid
ly. A bank account is a great incen
tive to saving. Every person woul'
like to save, but unfortunately no
everyone proceeds to save sytem&ti
cally. The banks not only protec
your money, but they keep your ac
counts and encourage thrift.-Scimt;
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
COMING. COLE BROS. WORLD
FOl'RE SHOWS.

The big show is coming, boys. The
sreII of the sawdust is in the air.
I.av the call of the bugie and the
cracs Of the ringmaSter's whip.
Glf y ~ World-Toured Show,
and Trained Wild Animal Exhibition
AT Macon on Friday November l7th
for two performances, afternoon ana
rpht, rain or shine, This IS the show
that YOU have been waiting for, the
Cole Bros famous show that stands
without a rival. Everybody knows
them. for they never advertise what
they ID not give, hence the big top
is always jammed with q happy eager
crowd Originality and progressive.
ness have been the WatchWords ol
these kings Of the arena. They have
iry.,lad hundreds Of thousands OF
dollars. have given years OF careiul
systematic prcparaton to perfect
their wonderful organizations and a
glorious reward is the elimination
Of their efforts.
In order to obtain the latest and
best in tlt amusement world, to
. satisfy lne ever CH1HEill P"''l
retain the patronage and popularity.
SO necessary for the continuance OF
q travelling institutions of such m&gni'
tyjo. to accomplish which the Cole
Bros. have baked at no effort no
matter how herculean, or at any pc
curiary outlay no matter no" eA-
/ trava giant.
prof John Ducander, EuroPe,s
leatest animal tranrr, with ms
g,oa+ tronne Of White Arabian horses
showing the acme Of equine shIl ana
irtelliqence. performing unpalaIiSlcu
featq under the direction OF then
trainer.
The Whites, the Fiying Human
Butterflies in a thrilling. q oge 'H7
aerial exhibition, suspended by 'h'
teetb. the most dangerous as. eve.
PRESENTED beneath the dom" OF "
terbed Z! ena. in which ' .
--7ng 'sd.ae swing in mo ... ~
.a.th IN & thrilling revolving .i.1 jaw
acl
Herr Fritz George and his $50;
0GO0O group Of performing blacF
named African bred lions is said tl
be the largest and most sensaton'
lion act before the public today.
Prof. +. J. Rogers with his troup,
Of educated dogs and Shetland pome
which are the delight Of the chlldrel
, and interesting to the proWnupS; q
! Of these ponies present drlliI an,
. difficult military mancuvers with al
] the ,yecision and skill Of tTaneC
= soldiers. This act is recognized a
5 the best trained school Of Rnies see
Z with any tented organization.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10

Once, at a dinner a lady SAID 70
Lord Northcliffe: "Thackeray awoke
one morning and found himself fam
Gus" when that morning dawned,
Northcliffe arswed, "Thackeray had
been writing eight hours a day for
fifteen years, The man who wakes
up and finds himself famous madam,
hasn't been asleep. .'-Lonlon Opnion.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10

a man may think it simply topsy-
turvy, as l do, that we should clear
the Turks out of Turkey, but leave
them in Constantinople. For that is
drivir@ the barbarians from their own
rude tilIage and pasturage, and giving
up to them our own European and
Christian city, it is as if the Romans
annexed Patthia but surrendeded
Rome. But he NAV think exactly the
opposite; and the larger and simpler
truth will still be there.-Chestert
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
His Approval

II. SIR" sternly said the horse
faced gent, "am for fighting the evil
that is all about us, instead Of seek
ing that which is far away"
"Quite right" indorsed J. Fuller
Gloom. Il approve of attacking the
Ford Car myself. Kansas City Star.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
What It Isn't

"Wnaf Is roDartee ?"
~ cannot toll Won exactlv. m" con
buf il isn't ron'vino 70 soroe truthful
statement with such remarks rs You
said a youthful therp or That's tell.
ing it 70 IN, old boy "-Kaasas CITY
Star.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
Words and Music

Torrance O'Flanningan had been
hired to assist the station-master. As
the train arrived he called out:
"Change here for Limerickgalwayand-
.avow
The station-master went for him.
"Haver't I told YOU, NE cried. "to
sing ont the stations clearly and dis
tinctly? Remember now-sing EN-
out"
81 will, sir" said Torrance. And
when the next train came in, the pas
sengers We're very much astonished to
hear him sing
"Sweet dreamland faces
Passing TO end fro:
Chanpe here Gov Tin'orick.
Galway and Mayo"
-PittsbUrg Christian Advocate
Ny pasture land. part Of NY home
property &c posted, and all nartes
are warrnd not t. +rasrass. Viola
tors viii ho prosecuted
MRS. T. S. RICHARDSON
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10

Every little WHILE" philosophical'v
said the gaunt Missourian, "you hea,
e'nme lady yelling at her husband,
"Now what in the name of gracious
did you want to go and do that for ~
when as a matter of fact, the pore
gent didn't want to 90 and do nuth'n.
hut was driv' To trying 70 do it b'cuz
he lowed he had to."-Kansas City
Star.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-11-10
4 Sealed Rock

Huccbme yuh jired dis heah new
secret fritternul sassiety, Rastus?
| can't tell yuh. Sambo. II am a
secret 4 secret sassiety am sumthin'
man has to line to fin out why he
has iined.-Life.