New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

may neglect their chariots and
at peace" 'e'aaln wiz.
No, not at peace" correo.s
SO pitiless is the demon.acal ur.s 'ns'rues
that all day they press their faces - upon u
window panes, asking if it bsa asalnst
enough for them to get out. Tb.u "0t let
blessing that the weather brina. "slign
almost as uncomfortable as they " vo,.1s ahss !
been had they sailed forth % ,,.,..' would ha
No rest for the weary. not svo~
Of rest" ' even Upon i
None. Furthermore, dissensi,
ed among families Husband n 4'' As PROD
wife. Brother against sistsr AS assi|
against parents. The husband pr.t.. 'alt]
at home, but the wife wants r. fS ~, stasal
The wife says she would like ;. 'as a
porch and read, and the husband ~ On 4
in the world she asked him - NIAs h hs' vi
Brother and sister both want to ~, "a,
the children want to sit in the frors 1--WE { {
have hand on the wheel. There !. az
and ashing Of teeth" slia.
"Horrible" Dante exclaims
mere % 'neY come now Henry hersa
A long, dense, rolling cloud Of dnat ' t
in the distance, as Of caravan :, ss
across the desert, pursued bv
fear. The leading car, its occnn.. .'ai's
haunted, strained expressions, slackeus y
at the detour sign, then it plunees -
the sounds Of wrath and SWEARING
Car after car W hirls -. i
behind its predecessor and SOUNDING ha. =
klaxons frantically when he lags for ss s.a y
a cloud Of dust continuously enveloos ~ 1a'
ing the motorists to cough. sneszs .'1 .- g
their eyes Most of the cars arc 49,,
and the squeezed in motorists wear WV
happy expressions All makes ot @
noted IN the procession. from the Iordl-%
sine Of the rich man to the flivver sna
nortgaged homestead; it typifes sbs s.'(
ity Of retribution.
i see a good many Of my little b,.,.
line Mr.. Ford confesses: then ~
shrinks from him, as from an srch c.
lnterposes, but am but the ins,rur.,.1
Tate"
And who is she Of ponderous b,n
large who sits enthroned in the rear n vm,J
charict??' the poet beseecheg.
Some poor fat woman who ouyb, :, :.
for walk TO reduce replies Heprv sl5
she's Sunday motorist. so she can't g.
reducing the springs Of the car iustesds /
And she who clutches tight the wb.s /
if she would uproot it"
That is a woman driver who is inc, 49,
ing. For all the other drivers ne.r :.
the line she will make Sunday MOTORING i
more fearful than usual"
And yonder callow youths who trsai ii
careless step upon the gas, drapirp ~
selves about the chariot Imply like ,Yvs
Those are boys VINO will be bows ri
are Sunday motoring to stare at aappe-, e
are Sunday walking to show of ;as
knckcrs."
lhere Is man who shouts direction, lria
the rearmost seat, and with him is daprJs
seems distrait.''
That's rear seat driver and his rg
Wnom motoring makes nervous. They sg Z
every Sunday just the same 8
The very babes are snatched from ou,ts
cribs and dogs are penned in on the char
sides"
True. None escapes. They 90 ua II
breathe the country air and they brest. sss
country dust They expect to vsv nj
scenery, and all they see is dust and asEEss
cars. They plan to sniff the fragsaa a
wild flowers and instead inhale the aroa
gasoline and road tar. They are out .e
supper in the country and they get naH
of grit
And yet, despite of all, are they With
ages so racked and grim out for enjoynsn
Dante pleads. II
so they say is the answer of Mr. ID
And, if you will permit me an old quotas
That's the hell of it, d
But now | must leave YOU Mr.. Ford aH
cludes. Here is Mr. Pullman come for 2
Mr.. Pullman, this is Mr.. Dante. Mr.. NV
Mr.. Pullman, who will take great pleasure u
forwarding your internal investigations 1
escorting you through train Of sleeping eal
an hot night Goodby, goodby.