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the authorities found it easier 90 pro-
vide music than food. The masses
attended the opera and went bach,
to their homes with reinforced NOR
ale. Was ever more sublime tribute
raid to The art? This picture of CON
dit.3ua is drawn in order that W.
may not minimize the difficulties
that attend the task of rehabilitat-
ing Austria. believe she can live.
A hopeful, if not confident,
spirit is expressed by Col Chas.
Causey, an American of successful
mining, engineering and railroad ex-
pcrience. During the war he was
a part of the general relief organi-
cation. Later he was assigned to
supervise affairs in Austria and The
three succession states until the gov
crnments We're organized. He has
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rents, has imperilod property rights.
The iu.1mc from apartment houses
, is not enough to pay Cor broken win
dow glass.
An American we knew is living in
4 handsome ten-room apartment
fronting one of tie Vienna parks.
On Riverside drive it would bring
$4,000 or more a year in rentals.
The occupant pays in American mon
| ey $500 year.
Vienna Alone is Fools Paradise"
I fear that too many Of the stu
dents Of the Austrian question have
approached it from the local view
point of Vienna alone. Certainly
we saw none Of them either in the
agricultural districts, the Industrial
center OF Linz, or in the numbering
regions. Many Americans are WIS.,
iting Salzburg, but the opera IS the
attraction there.
We motored a day and a half and
saw but few automobiles In Vienna,
the hours Of labor have been short
ened, wages have been advanced
with the decline of the -Ironcn and
industry has continued on the down
grade. Our first meal in Austria
was Bregcnz. 1t is located in the
TyroI region on the extreme west
ern frontier. The food supply was
short, but fortunately fishermen had
brought in from the lake that day
a good-si5cd catch. The cost of the
meal for four persons was 100000
kroncn. Before the war that
would have been approximately $40,-
600. The krone was then fifty
thousand to the dollar. 1t is now
approximately one hundred thous-
and,
There was no evidence of under
nourished children in the agricultural
regions, nor in the mountains. The
crop yield was fairly good; the fer
tility of the soil has suffered some
because Of the high cost of chemi-
cal OF bone fertilizer. Men, women
and children were laboring in the
fields. Wheat had been cut and
threshing was going on.
Every grain counts, not only in
Austria but in other countries as
well. This was shown by the fact
that children were picking up heads
Of wheat that had fallen off the
stalk during the harvest, We saw
this in Bavaria, Austria and Czccho-
slovakia.
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We entered Vienna at night time
The place was poorly lighted and
cherries. There is a shortage Of
coal, and, unlike Switzerland, Aus
tria has done practically nothing with
her water power resources, the cme1
reason being. thai Hapsburgs and
the junker class owned the coal
mines under the old order The peo-
pie OF Vienna were the most hope
full we saw anywhere. As travel
ers know, it was a beautiful city.
IN many respects, it still is. The
Viennese love the place. Their num-
bcrs have been augmented by the
thousands of Grmans who had been
living in old Servia and in other sue
cession states. They are devoted to
music.
During the most stressful times,
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GAN AUSTRIA LIVE?' EX-
GOVERNOR COX BELIEVES
SHE CAN AND WILL
Established Government Lacking In Austria
Vienna Viewpoint Is Misleading Easier To
' Provide Music Than Food
Governor COX SAYS:

The fundamental thing that is lacking On Austria)
bed and recognized authority The members of the gov
.n month ago had hope of continued beyond
1.-The hour.
fear that many of the students of the Austrian question
,e approached it from the local viewpoint of Vienna.
There was evidence of undernoushed children in he
.nicultural regions, in the mountains
During the most scssfu times the authorities found it easier
o,de music than food The attended he opera and
ven back to their homes with a reinforced morale.
The hopeful thing southeastern central Europe the
work which being successfully carried by Minister Bcnes Of
Cbosavakia An economic Confederation of the countries
he Danube is something than dream
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PAGE THREE

been retained as an industrial and
transportation adviser by the Aus
trian ministry. his Judgment ,hera7
fore amounts 10 something.
Let US % to tks basis ot our be-
lief that Austria, i given a chance
equal 10 that of other struggling ma
tions, can survive:
Continued Mondayl
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CANNOT SEARCH SHIPS.

NEW YORK, Oct. 14.-Federal
Judge Hand late today issued tenn
porary injunctions restraining fed
eral prohibition enforcement agents
from molesting liquor on board the
vessels of the British owned White
Star Line and the American owned
United American.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
Mr. Hickey.
on Loafing'
! Frenk a. ParIser,

0y .CIR0A ~ I0I89Is
rNATRIeK HENRY HICKEY
'wasssitting IN his library.
- mot even thinking. when
Casey tho Cop was usiisrsd' In for
q call. ASs ~ a F,N~l
what are you busy 1t ftoday7'
Casey inquired Win . show OF
sarcasm.
'Nothin.' Nothin.' whatevsr..'
Mr.. Hickey replied. I'm enJoyin'
the lie Of q college man what's
got q good Job with my old friend
Tom Edison -. There's only one
thing these college men are, .ex-
pert at.' says Mr. Edison. AN.
that's KILN time he says. II
we could gather together all the
ti1e killed by them college loaf
ers.' he says we could extend
infinity by millions O. years he
says. Wouldn't 1t be q grand
thing to have all that time that's
bein'. wasted. Caseysa, .. -
do you mind how many hours
you an me has hung around In.
front of Mike the, Bites lunchroom
an watched the people 60 by? An
would you like, to figure Casey.
how many things We could adone
with all that time that won't,ncver
get done at all? It's q terrible
thing. Casey, the way time - be-
in wasted. I got q lot O. SYM
pathy for the way Mr.. Edison
feels, especially when it's his time
they're wastin.'
Nevertheless an notwithstand-
, in. Casey, loafin' has its uses.
There Wouldn't never be no work
done In the world II we didn't
; expect to get q reward in the
way Of time off to loaf after
wards. Nobody never done NO
work cause. they liked It, Casey.
Folks work an save an struggle
for half their lives 70 they can
loaf the other half.
Sometimes. Casey, got . NO.
ton that's what We bend our boys
to college to learn. When they
get home. anyhow, most like we
find out they amt learned nothin'
but the college yell an al the
latest styles o loafin'. They got
moro ideas on the subject than
Mr.. Edison could invent II he
lived q thousand years.
You an me. Casey. amt as
dumb a. them college boys. An
I got an idea you amt ~ igno-
ant as you look" !a...r ...
why this sudden compliment
to my intslligence?" Casey in.
Quired. ... o.. i... :. D..
you didn't have to 30 to col
lego to learn how to Loaf" Mr..
Hickey replisd srinnins. It's q
gift you was born with" & f."
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
THE CHAUFFEUR
| WOOS - + !.

0H, Annabellel sure do like
your. lines. dear kid;
~ You keep my heart a-hit-
tin on all six:
When first I lamped you !. began
to skid. -, ....,-.
Your eyes would charm . speed
cop with their tricks.
Oh, Annabeilei IN tell The world
you are some dame!
You've got me goin'. honest.
that's no Jest;
Awi say, I'm yourn." an that
youu war my name, -
Then park your lovely dome
upon your drivers chesti
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
ISo.This is.
New York;
By Lisle Bell.
GRAND CENTRAL TERMINA

GRAND CENTRAL TERMINAL.
~ HE GRAND CENTRAL
VI v TERMINAL is a nice little
u piece or property in the
hsart of New York. entirely sur
rounded by hotels. Underneath II
II the place where trains come In
and stop and call It a day. -
The interesting thing about this
depot is that you can get OF your
train and wend your way to the
street level without going UP q
single step. Life at the Grand
Central is just one incline after
another.
Quite q few people make use
Of this building daily. In fact.
there are times when It looks as
Y New York had shut up shop
ana was going away from here.
However. when you get back on
Fifth avenue. you realize that It
was All a mistake.
In the center Of the main con-
course, there is an information
booth. designed. to be useful as
well as ornamental. Among the
questions which you can get a
more or less satisfactory answer
to there are the following: "why
ID daylight saving?" WHO stole
my newspaper" "Who killed
Cock. Robin" when does the
parade start?" How high is up?"
and Who am II"
The things to remember in Wis.
iting the Grand Central Terminal
are that it is not a roller skating
rink. that they won't put you up
for the night there, and that the
dusly gentlemen who offer to
carry your grip aren't doing 1t to
make you feel at home in q big
city.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
REMEMBER?
wv HEN John L. fought Cor.
w bett7
An how everybody said.

J" An how everybody said.
The bank clerk would get mur-
- dered.
an how you used to love.
TO see the pictures.
And read the stuff.
About the training camps.
An how.
When Gentleman Jim.
Knocked the champeen out.
Everybody hustled to the BARRIERS.
To have their hair.
Cut pompadour style.
Cause Corbett was called.
'.Pompadour Jim"
And later.
When Jim fought Fftz.
The wise guys said.
That Fitz would set killed.
And when he slipped.
Corbett to sleep.
Nobody went.
70 . doctors.
TO try to get.
Freclxles like. Bob's.
REMEMBER?
BOY. TIL SAY so.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
AMT IT A FACT?
rs easy enough to be smilins

rT'S easy enough to be smiling
When everything's ON the
~ blink n
And you have no coal or money
Not even the price Of . drink
But think Of the bird with . cellar
Bunkered with coal and wine
Life IL one week-lons worry;
The poor sink never can smile.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
BELIEVE 1T?
.HAT Mrs. Blanks coat cost

.HAT Mrs. Blanks coat cost
II That the silent vote is
also dumb
That the funny.faced new ar
rival just brought by DR.. stork
looks Just like papa .....
That Annie was surprised when
Bin gulped out q ragtime pro-
posal- h
That the elevator men grow
more grouchy and unaccommo-
dating as the holidays approach
That all women do their Xmas
shopping early
That the alarm clock really
failed to go off this morning
That Mr.. Einstein never asks:
"what time Is it?'-
That women will never be able
b shoot straight IN
That efficiency experts should
dope out some way to make them
selves more efficient :H'"'>
That the applause at the mon
ster ovation really lasted five
minutes
That half OF Mrs Gazink's
pearls were once on a string
worn by Marie Antoinette-
That Jones went a thousand
miles in his car without chang
ing q tire =
That most wedding gifts are
voluntary contributions?
The Washington times., 1922-12-02

Lovely Refrain.
The sweetest words
The, boss can ~
Ars' Clear out now;
Two weeks with pay"
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
RADIO RAGTIME
rrLY. FREEzfNo RIVER.
M Hello, Ashes.
N Hello. Cinders.

rrLY. FREEzfNo RIVER.
Nv Hello, Ashes.
xA Hello. cindsrs. X
Try these ON your mouth.
organ:
"why did they put coenmeai
on the dance fioerf'
$50 the chickens would feel At
nomes -ft,G. 4.s} :
AftAboy. That's = god ,slAft
Now gdsss this one:
"what 10 !. worse than raining
cats and doGsf"
..'Hailing cabs and omnibusss."
Boy. u dsdn't think ysu'd get
that one. How shout this:
''rf the alphabet was invited
out what time would the iast ~
letters gof~ ,a r
"Afttr n"
Boy. you guessed EN- an. (.
Well. geo'by. Ashes.
0oo'bys. CinAsrs.
--
80 'sDransiaer.'' =
bedroom Taros-.who's ~
hind thaf cnrtaanr' ) N
MslodrAms ~whsrs ars ~
| papsrsf" .s..
/ sccisty DtsmA--.ons is.p. Or
tWofy. - QYfR ,gysltE es'
lGspstrsi shs~-.why %
ohicksn ~pss ia rpadf" y
/ Yfsnchf Ysrcs-"Pardon - In
!, trusion.- -
j Rnssian Trassdy-~Come - 10.
4 The suftsr's finer
4 .0rssk' Traesdyl-rn yod deat
k1n meGhsr., I winf'
|. Nusical Ccmsdy-''who was
tAat NY I ssw ypa with NJ
niSAkfs 4,
Far Ffsn S1psrstitisa. !.
s~Asa ysa wsasant bsssa . jssr-y
NY sn rridayf" s4A. Gs. I
"Nct L" ~, 3
..r can't undssssAaa .Asw you
On have fAitA n such = sflly
supSrseition-'
:.Ns supsrstitios sbout n, sst-
| prdaS's ~ pay dAy."-rAsnfiadsr.
The Washington times., 1922-12-02
Not Yet, But Soon.

Gentleman (consulting city d.
rectoryl - Bookbinders - bookkeep-
rs-tooksellsrs- --bootmakers v
Drug Store Clerk--Maybe can
help you lind what you're looking
for.
mo uss-I guess bootleggsrs
aren't listed yst."--Nsw York
World.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01

While the United States supreme
court is preparing to review a case de
termining the exact rights of the middle
man, former Nice President Marshall
wakes facetious on the subject. Says
Marshall:
The wife of one of the chief facto-
tums Of the Non-Partisan league (which
Is waging mighty battle against the
uliddleman) became ill., \ friend sug-
sested that she call doctor. She re-
piled;
II don't need a doctor. Don't you
knoW~ we belong to the Non-Partisan
league and must eliminate the middle
man Just .call the undertaken =
Although most people would rather
take Il chance on the medic than leave
the crepe-hangiug gentleman for their
relatives to deal with, there are few who
do not wish the generous difference be
tween what the farmer gets for his
products and what they themselves pay
for those products at the counter could
linger in their pockets instead of the
pockets of the go-betweens.
1t is recognized by every intelligent
person that middemen as a class per-
form useful service. Otherwise they
would never have appeared in the eco
nomic scheme. But there is a growing
realization that many Of them are SUI
perhuous and many Of them take a larger
| toll of the stuff passing through their
hands than their service to the commun-
! ity justities. Accordingly the movement
for direct relations between producer and
| consumer is bound to grow and steadily
/ restrict the middleman's field of opera
| tions.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
Rev. B. NJ. Bridges
Gives Facts in
His Case

1t is doubtful if there has ever been
medicine endorsed by 50 many min
listers of the Gospel as has Taniac. In
deed, there is scarcely a faith. creed or
denomination in all the land in which
one. or more, of the clergymen has not
publicly expressed their indebtedness to
tue Premier Preparation for the benefits
they have derived from its use.
One of the latest 10 speak out in this
Z connection is Rev. b. NJ. Bridges, wide
IN known and beloved Baptist preacher.
residing at Mooresboro. y. G., whose
statement follows
"Tanlac has given me good appetite.
toned UP my system and renewed my
strength in such Il gratifying way that /
am glad to recommend It To anyone who
s is in a rundown condition. For tn
years past 1 have had such n severe case
OF Indigestion that I could not find any
thing to eat that agreed with me. Finally
1 became very nervous and could get
but very little sleep or rest,
1t seems that / took nearly every
thing trying 10 get myself right, but moth
ing helped me until [ ran across Tan
lac My nerves are So much better now
that my sleep is sound and refreshing.
] enjoy my meals and have also gained
weight. l can say from experience that
Tanlac is a splendid medicine and tonic
for 1t has built me up wonderfully"
Tanlac IS sold by all good druggists
Advertisements,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry of thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive
Tablets, the substitute for calolnel.
DR.. Edwards, practicing physician
for II years and caionel's oid-timc
enemy, discovered the formula for Olive
Tablets while treating patients Tor
chronic constipation and torpid livers.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel, but healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping is the keynote " of these
little sugar-coated. oliyc-colorcd tab
lets. They cause the bowels and liver 2
act normally. they never force them
to unnatural action.
Ifyou have a dark brown mouth =
bad breath-a dull, tired feeling-Sici1
headache torpid Siyer-constipation,
you'll find quick, SIRE ard pleasant .
Suits from one or two OF DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take them eve. night iust
to keep right. Try them. Ioc and Doc.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01

Fred Feernot on a Desert Island.
Fred Feernot. Well, I've always
longed to be shiprecked on desert island
and now / have and heer / am. Alone
Mt last G. WIZ I'm SO far away from land
| cant even see the horizon. Good mite,
whose this guy, / wonder
Stranger. MI names Smith, I'm glad
to meet you.
Fred Feernot. That's more than | can
say about you. ] thawt L was on desert
island and heer you are.
Mr. Smith My names Smith. Smltty
fer short | was shiprecket beer one
day last week / had as mulch rite to BE-
as you had ., beers Mr.. Jones. We
call him Jonesy. Meet Mr.. Jones.
Fred Feernot Wy should /? This IS
a heck of a desert island. Is there cny
more heer besides you :?
Mr. Jones' o, about 1000. and more
gets shipreckcd every day. That's wat /
came down TO the sbeetch for. to see who
got shipreeked today.
Mr.. Smith. That's wat | came down
for too There's generlly about i TO II.
1t wasent hardly werth coming down jest
TO look at you.
Air. Jones. 4 lot of the foxes heer like
il 50 mulch they wouldent leeye even II
q ship came to rescue them, ony non"
ever does. All ships do GROUND heer Is
get rocked.
Fred Feernot I'm going to swim
ar. Jones. wiz look at him swim
are even dry.
Fred Fecrnot. I'm going to swim back.
I either wunt a reel desert island or none
at all, that's my motto. Good by and fare
The end.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
Safe and Sane Halloween.
{ Keene Sentinel

In recent years Halloween. instead of
being "All Saints Night has often
seemed to be rather 'All Devils Night.
In many "A neighborhood boys have
turned a once harmless festival into 4
riot of noise and destruction. Inevi-
tably movement is started for safe
and sane" Halloween.
In many cities efforts have been made,
as this years Halloween approaches. to
curb lawlessness and to turn the chill
drens fun into channels no less pleasant
but much more decent and sensible. In
one city the real estate board has taken
the lead The board is interested chiefly
in the protection of property from juve-
nile marauderS. and viii patrol the city
for that purpose. Its efforts are see
ADnded however, by those of business and
church organizations sand the public
schools The children are urged to sub
stitute games and parties for rowdyism.
and are helped in making their plans and
getting their materials.
1t is time that such a reform was in
Stituted Bad social customs cannot be
I,cEanged all at once. any more than bad
habits can be in an individual: but per-
severance should bring as noticeable i'm
provement in this matter as it has in
the Fourth of July celebrations.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
Toda,,s Anniversaries.

'S0S-John Taylor. the successor OF
Brigham Young as head of the
Mormon church. born in England
Died July p 1887.
'S2a-Thc Californian Canal in Scot
hand. connecting the North Sea
with the Atlantic. was opened.
tSG1-Fiye Feniaus were sentenced to
death for the murder Of a police
officer in Manchester. Eng.
S93-At Portland. Ore, 20 lives were
lost when an electric car went
through an open drawbridge into
tho river.
lSg1-The new Congressional library in
Washington was opened TO the
public.
i901-Tl.c South Carolina and West In
dan exposition ut Charleston. >.
G.. WAS opened.
TalS--The household sugar allowance IN
the United States was Increased
to three pounds per person per
month
l91a-Cardinal MERCER. the Belgian
prplate, sailed from Quebec for
home
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
In the DAYS News.

As director of the Metropolitan AIu-
scum of Art of New York Edward Rob
inson, who today enters upon his Goth
year, is the interpreter and guardian OF
ne of the greatest repositories of artiS-
ic property in the world. Mr.. Robinson
a native of Boston and a graduate
If Harvard in the class of 10. After
eaving the university he spent five years
n Europe studying the works of the
,ast. He lived for 10 months in Greece
nd spent three semesters at the Uniyer.
ity of Berlin. Returning to America,
e became curator of classical antiquities
the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. In
902 he was made director of that instr
ution. Several years later he was called
tie Metropolitan Museum of Art as
ssistant TO Sir Purdon Clarke, who was
hen Mt the head of the museum. In 1910
lr. Robinson was made director, being
he first native American to be chosen
o that position
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
Today S Events
Copyright By George Matthew Adams
All Saints day.

All Saints day.
One hundred years ago today the first
prisoner was received at the Indiana
state prison at JeffersOncille
The Palmer House in Chicago, one of
the most historic of existing American
hotels, today enters upon its 50th year.
Charles f. Hughes. secretary of state,
is 10 speak tonight in Cooper Union. in
New York city, in behalf of the Republi-
can state ticket
RI Rev. Henry J. AIikell, bishop of
the Protestant Episcopal diocese of At
lanta, today celebrates his fifth anniyer-
sary in the episcopate.
Leaders in educational circles through
out the Dominion are to gather in OF
tawa today for the annual convention of
the Canadian Education association.
The grain futures act, which provides
for the supervision by The secretary of
agriculture of the trading in grain fu-
lures on the exchanges throughout the
United States, comes into operation to-
day
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
T0day's Birthdays.

Duke of Abercorn, the premier peer
# Ireland. born 30 years ago today.
Hon. Rodolphe Lemieux. speaker of
he dominion house Of commons. born in
Montreal. J6 years ago today.
Carl Mays. pitcher of the New York
american league baseball team, born in
louisville. Ky. 30 years ago today.
George W. F. Hunt, Democratic NOM
inee for governor of Arizona, born. at
Huntsville, No. 63 years ago today.
Hon. Newton Wesley Rowell. long a
prominent figure in Canadian public life.
born in County AIiddleseX, Ontario, %
years ago today.
Huston Thompson, former attorney
general of the United States, now a
member of the federal trade commission.
born at Lewisburg. Pa, II years ago
today
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-01
FORREST ENEMIES

If the forests in America are to be
preserved, the people win have to be on
guard against insect and fungus enemies
and tree diseases as well as against
wasteful wood choppers and fcgest fires
According to an authority on forestry
if something is not done to check the adj
vance Of the. saw fly within ten years
there viii not be a stick of tamarack
left in Michigan, where once this timber
abounded. Similarly other valuable tim
Der in other places is infested with vege-
tables and insect pests against whose
depredations no adequate measures are
being taken.
This is one of the most difficult prob
lens of forestry not only because of its
scope but because men are prone to
think that, no matter what may be true
Of city trees or home wood lots, the big
woods can take care of themselves.
The advance of civilization has les
sened the ability of the forest to fight its
own battles Man in his planting and
pushing into the wilds has spread tree
pests from one region to another and i'm
ported kinds never known before. In
turning over the soil he has set free
wide-ranging agencies of destruction,
even as he prepared for healthy growth
in his garden. While he has made the
forest his servant as he advanced, he has
not served the forest. 1t is no wonder
he trees go down under the unequal bat
sle II man wishes to save the forests
for himself he must save them from the
forces he has looscd against them.