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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-23
K. K. X. MEETING
BROKEN UP BY CROWD

Pittsburgh, Oct. 24-Scores of per-
sons massed in front of a hall in
MeKees Rocks this afternon, told
Chief of Plice Edward Reider that
if ne did not prevent a Ku Klux
Khan meeting within the hall they
would" Reider broke up the meet
ing. The crowd dispersed.
Klansmen from Pittsburgh, who
organized and advertised the pro
posed meeting, were on hand in full
regalia when Reider took action.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-23
ODD SLEEVES, BELTS
BERTHA COLLARS

The actual changes In the fashion
able silhouette are not startling.
Paris has made few radical altera-
tions.
All the more reason, then, for the
insistence this season on trimming,
materials, detail of eevry kind.
One of these minor newnesses Is
the bertha collar-seen on the iac-
quette blouse and daytime dress
which is stitfly frilled or boned 10
give the proper height and flare.
The newest belt, by the way, is the
bolster" belt-rolls of the material
as thick as ones finger twisted to-
gether to make a heavy cord about
ones waist.
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DIED

JACKSON-Sunday, October %,
1922, at the home of her son, 1852
Second Street, y. f., Washington,
D. G., MRS. FREDERICK JACK
son, aged 60 years. Funeral II
u. m., Tuesday, from the home of
her son, 1852 Second Street, y. f f,
Washington, d. c. .Interment in
Bethel cemetery, Alexandria, Va.
252-1p.
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Returns to Camp Eustin

Returns to Camp Eustin
Can't. Marvel H. Parsons, U. S. A,
and Mrs. Parsons, left yesterday for
Camp Eustin, Newport News, where
Capt. Parsons will resume his mill
tary duties.
Guest of R E. Lee Tyler
Mr.. George Tyler, Of Atlanta, Ga;
is visiting his father, Mr.. Robert f.
Lee Tyler, at his home in Queen
street.
In Atlantic City
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard VI. Green
are in Atlantic City, where they will
spend several weeks.
Miss Vera Germond left Saturday
for New Orleans, the Grand Canyon
of the Colorado, California and the
Canadian Rockies She was accompa-
MED by Miss Josephine Leonard, OF
Centralia, Ills, and Washington, D..
Visits St. Louis
Miss Rosa L. Sherwood is visiting
her sister, Mrs. F. L. Walter, in St
Louis, Mo.
Mrs. Anne f. johnson, widow of
Major A. Hunter johnson, died IN
Dameronbunrg, Va, at eight o'clock
Saturday night. She was in her
eighty-frst year.
Miss HoxtOn Entertaining
Miss Abbie Hoxton is entertaining
Miss Hilda Truslow Schneider, whose
wedding will take place this week, ana
/ her attendants, at tea this afternoon
at her home in North Rosemont.
Miss Hoxton will be one Of the brides
maids.
Returns From New Orleans
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis TiltOn have re-
turned to their home IN Wolio
street. after spending ten days IN
New Orleans, La.
Sails for England.
Miss Nancy Mccormick Nattles,
daughter of Mrs. c. William Wattles,
/ viii sail the third of November on the
Pittsburgh for England, where she
will spend year with her aunt, Mrs.
ID. ID. Fox.
Miss Schneider's Attendants
The wedding of Miss Hilda Schneid-
or, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
w. Schneider, to Mr.. John Taylor
Lewis, Jr., of Gainesville, will take
place in St. PauPs church, Saturday
afternoon, October 28, at o'clock.
The services will be performed by the
Rev. Percy Foster Hall, assisted by
the Rev. Beverly w. Tucker, Of the
Theological Seminary, and the brides
maids will be Miss Abbie Horton, Miss
Nina Fulton, Miss Charlotte Kemper,
Miss Collins Jones and Miss Roberta
Schneider. Miss Elizabeth Schneider
will attend her sister as maid of
honor.
The groom will have for his best
man his cousin, Mr., William F. Will
liams, Jr., of Bristol, R. l., and the
uShers will be Edward K. Stettinins,
Jr., of New York, Frederick Dean Rib
BILE, of Petersburg, Va, William NJ.
Birdsong, Of Suffolk; William w.
Jones of Jacksonville, Fla; Clifton B.
Gleaves, of Roanoke; Eldridge H.
Campbell, Jr., of West Virginia, all
classmates of the groom at the Uni
versity of Virginia and C. Waller
Barrett and George B. Vest, of tbs
city.
Engagement Announced
Mr., and Mrs. w. w. Horton of
North Rosemont announce the engage
ment of their daughter, Abbie
Frances, to Mr.. Clarence Johnston
Robinson, of Alexandria.
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Values Are Firm
In Commodities

New York, Oct. 23-The one WORD
which seems to characterize the ba-
sic commodity markets is Strength"
Everywhere sthe same story of firm
values. active demand and short
available stocks, while speculative
considerations are not 80 observable
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-23

A meeting of the civic bureau Of
the chamber of commerce will be
held at eight o'clock tonight at which
time considerable business of import
ance will be considered.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-10-23
DIED

Sunday. October %, 1922, at the
Alexandria Hospital, MRS. HENRI
ETA MILLER, of Harrisonbure.
Va, aunt of Mrs. John Duncan, of
Braddock. Funeral Tuesday, at 2
p. M. from Demaine's Mortuary
Chapel Friends invited. 252-lp.
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NOTICE

The annual meeting Of the stock
holders of the Alexandria Water
Company will be held at the ollIce Oh
the Company on Monday, November
9th. 1922, at 10 o'clock a. m.
GEORGE UHLER,
127.27c Secretary.
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Returns to Camp Eustin
Capt. Marvel H. Parsons, U. S. A.,
and Mrs. Parsons, left yesterday for
Camp Eustin, Newport News, where
Capt. Parsons will resume his mill
tary duties.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
Entered of Record

Deeds
GEORGE X. Auwae to Hiram J.. Laa
3076 So. #. of r. p. 1896 kul. 420,
Waikiki, Maui Feb. q, 1922. 500.
HIRAM j. Laa to Sarah Auwae 3076
50. #. of r. P. 1896 kul. 400, Wal
luku, Maui, Feb. q, 1922. 800.
LAU Seong Fat to Lau Kim Chan lot
Sc or. TIT, Waiohuli, Keokea
Homstd, tract, Kula, Maui, Feb. Z,
1922. $500.
SHIN Pau & VT. to Kim Choon Shin
L. P. 1889, Keokea, Kula, Maui,
Feb. q, 1922. $3.50.
MARAEA Kaneaikaia (widow) to
Pioneer Mill Co. Ltd, pors, r. p.
5633 kul. 345-B, Paunau, Lahaina,
Maui, March l, 1922. $500.
ANTOINE Pereira Pico & VT. to Roma
Dol 600 So. #. of kul. APO, Owa,
Waikiki, Maui, March 2, 1922. $500
Releases of Mortgage
BALDWIN Natl. Bank of Kahului to
S. Okasaki mtge. recorded in book
SOS page 102, Feb. "a, 1922.
BALDWIN Bank Ltd, to Kota Nakata
mtge. recorded in book 617 page,
70, Feb. "a, 1922.
BANK of Maui Ltd, to T. Awamura
mtge, recorded in book Gil page l,
Feb. rs, 1922.
BANK of Maui Ltd, TT. to Trs. of
James H.. Raymond ct. al. mtge.,
recorded in book asa page AZ, Nov.
%, 1921.
Consent
.NANEA ct. al, to Beckey REGARD to
lease of pc. land, Lahaina, Maui,
Feb. rs, 1922.
OLOWALU Co., 10 Harold w. Rice
$500 A. land Ukumehame, Maui,
Feb. 16, 1922, Jan. l, 1922 to Dec.
30, 1928, at $500 per annum.
chattel Mortgages
GIHACHI Shinsato to Baldwin Bank
Ltd, int. in ~leaseholds, pineapple
crops &c. Opana, Hamakualoa,
Maui, Feb. %, 1922. $4,000.
l. FUJIMURA to Haiku Fruit & Pack
ing Co., Ltd, livestock, G &C,
Maui, Feb. %, 1922. 5000.
SHOHEI Matsushima to Haiku Fruit
& Packing Co., Ltd, int. in plant
ing agrmt., pineapple crops &C,
Maui, Feb. 81, 1922. $500.
SAMADA Uchida e hsb., to Bank of
Maui Ltd, goods, wares, mdse.,
automobiles &c, Market St., Wal
luku, Maui, March ], 1922. $4,000.
Partial Release of Mortgage
HAWAIIAN Trust Co, Ltd, Tr. to
East Maui Irrigation Co, Ltd. 2Oh
A of r. p. 1907 kul. 1851, Nahiku,
Hama, Maui, Feb. "a, 1922.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
|. W. WIS Are Still a
Source Serious Worry

SYDNEY, N. S. W, Feb. 7--(Asso-
ciated Press MaiD-Premier Hughes
of New South Wales has taken steps
leading to q second formal request
before the federal cabinet for rass-
ports for three Industrial Workers of
the World prisoners who were SEN
fenced for conspiracy during the war,
the government desires to deport them
to England.
Late last year Premier Hughes
made urgent representations to the
federal government for passports and
arrangements proceeded as far as en-
gaging berths for the three men on an
outgoing steamer the Minister for
home and territories cancelled the
passports on the ground that it would
be unfair to unload" AustTalia's un-
desirables on England. lie said that
he would resent very keenly any at
tempt by England to treat Australia
in a similar manner
He also stated that IN understand
ing between England and Australia
prohibited such a practice.
The question of the disposition of
the men has become so prominent
that it has assumed the importance OF
a matter of policy and Premier
Hughes C request comes as the
result of the publicity given the mat.
ter.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
BOARD OF REGISTRATION
NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that
the Board of Registration for the
Third Representative District, Terri
tory of Hawaii, will sit at the Office
of the County Clerk, County of Maui,
in Waikiki County, aforesaid, be
tween the hours of 8 A. NJ, and 4 p.
H., on " ~ednesday, March Is, 1922,
and between the hours of 8 A. M.
and 5 p, NJ, on Friday, March "a,
and Saturday, March rs. 1922, for the
purpose of hearing and determining
all appeals from rulings of the County
Clerk aforesaid, and to order such
changes or corrections made in the
General County Register of said
County, as said Board may be direct
ed or authorized by law to make.
Dated at Waikiki, Maui, this list
day of March, 1922.
Board of Registration for the Third
Representative District, Territory
of Hawaii.
(By) MANUEL c. ROSS,
Chairman of said Board,
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
SEALED

Sealed tenders for the construction
of the Makapipi Bridge, 500 Mile, Dis
trict of Hama, County of Maui, Terri
tory of Hawaii, will be received by the
Board of Supervisors of the County
of Maui, at the County Clerks Office,
Waikiki, Maui, Territory of Hawaii
until 200 P. NJ, Friday, March 10th,
1922, at which place and hour they
will be publicly opened and read.
Copies of proposal blanks, plans,
and specifications can be obtained at
the Office of the County Engineer,
Waikiki, Maui, II. H. A deposit of
$500 will be required for each set of
plans and specifications.
Tenders must be made out on the
blank forms supplied by the County
Engineer and enclosed in an envelope
furnished, sealed, and sent to the
County Clerk so as to reach his office
not later than 300 P. NJ, Friday,
March 10th, 1922. Any and all bids
not in accordance with this section
will be at once rejected.
The right is reserved to reject any
and all bids.
By Order of the Board of Supervis-
ors for and Within the County OF Maui
BY A. BORBA, JR.,
Acting Deputy County Clerk, Coun-
ty of Maui.
(Feb. II, "a, March 3, 10.)
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
The Daily Fun Hour
Monkey Wrench

The players sit in a circle, and the
leader states that n of them will be
asked to mention an animal, the mi
tial of whose name begins with A,
that each in turn, beginning with the
player to the left of the first, must
name another animal in alphabetical
succession, after repeating the other
name or names. Also, it is explained
that if any player fails to respond
promptly when his turn comes, all
the others must call Monkey
wrench" which name must be re-
peated thereafter in its place by
every player.
The leader then asks a player to
mention the first animal. lie may
say Antelope" the second then con
tinueg Antelope. Beaver" the bird
Antelope, Beaver, Camel" the fourth
Antelope, Beaver, Camel, Dog" the
fifth, Antelope, Beaver, Camel, Dog,
Elephant" Then, if the sixth player
hesitates, all call "Monkey-wrench!"
and the seventh player goes on with
Antelope, Beaver, Camel, Dog, Ele-
plant, Monkey-wrencE, Fawn."
The naming goes all around the cir
Gle repeatedly until the alphabet fini-
shes with Zebra. Meantime there
will have been many Monkey
w~renches, for if a player forgets to
say "Monkey-wrench" in it's place
after the Elephant, or wherever any
other player may fail. he is also dubb-
ed "Monkey-wrench." This comical
game is wonderful for developing
memory and the power of concen
tration. Names of any division of
the animal kingdom are available
birds, insects, fishes and reptiles as
well as quadrupels and human beings.
Men may be called By racial names
Malay, Chinaman, Zulu, Indian, eau
casian, etc.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10

ADVENTURES
The Hungry Crocodile
By DADDY
Copyright 1921. by Public Ledger Co.

Jack aud Jaret, turned irto Slum-
Der Sprites, 90 With Sleepy Wood
chuck and others on a trip to Egypt.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
Adventurous Voyage of
Motor Craft Half Over

SYDNEY, N. S. w, Feb. 7-(Asso-
ciated Press MaiD-The first half of
an adventurous voyage around the
world in a So foot motor yacht was
completed with the arrival here of A.
Y. Gowen, of New York and Cleveland,
Ohio, Mrs. Gowen and several friends,
in Governs yacht "Speejacks," which
sailed from New York last August.
The "Speejacks" left Sydney today for
the Solomon islands whence she will
steam for the Philippines, China,
Japan and to England, by way OF the
Suez Canal, finally crossing the Allan
tic to New York.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
SECOND JUDICIAL CIRCUIT,
TERRITORY OF HAWAII.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
w TO TUESDAYS
QUERIES

Casabianca-the boy who stood on
the burning deck-was the son of
Louis Casabianca, a French naval
office of the eighteenth century.
The custom of calling white potatoes
Irish" potatoes originated when
these tuberS saved the Irish from
the terrible famines which had so
often devastated the country.
The official name of the present Rus
sian Government is the Russian
Federal Socialist Soviet Republic
Persons are said to be "loquacious''
when they are continually talking
or chattering.
The Pillars of Hercules are the rocky
elevations on either side of. the
Strait of Gibraltar.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
WILL SELL STATIONS

PAGO PAGO, American Samoa, Feb.
14-(Associated Press Mail)- Bids
for the purchase of 23 former German
trading stations will close on April 80,
according to al announcement of the
New Zealand administration of the
mandate W. Western or British Sa-
moa. Tenders will be received only
from British or Samoan born subjects
or British companies or firms regis
tered under British law.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10

(How Jack and Janet reach Egypt
will be told Tuesday,
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
" H ! ! !

WHO was the composer of Samson
and Delilah' who recently died?
WHY do plants turn white when
grown in the dark?
WHAT is the Mohammedan sacred
book which corresponds to the
Bible?
WHEN a person goes from New York
to England does he set his watch
ahead or back?
WHERE is the southern most railway
in the world?
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10

AT Chambers-Probate No. 1906.
In the Matter Of the Estate OF Eunice
Scholtz, Deceased.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
CHAPTER u
The Snake Policeman

NLD GRAY RAT twitched his
bristly whiskers as he glared at
Jack and Janet and Sleepy
Woodchuck.
1--WE can't hurt your bodies because
you are Slumber Sprites, but we can
hurt your feelings" squeaked Old
Gray Rat. You will be sorry when
you see the Kindly Captain. the two
orphans and all the sailors go hungry.
We will eat or spoil their food
Eyes, Jack and Janet would he sorry.
They had thought when their trick had
caused thousands of rats TO leave the
ship bound for Egypt that there would
be no danger of the food supply
running short. Now the mean threat
of Old Gray Rat worried them.
AS Jack wondered what could be
done to stop the rats, he happened 10
glance up at the mast, whica swaved
back and forth with the motiol of
the waves. Coiled around Il cross
piece on the mast was what looked
like a black rope. But Jack knew it
wasn't rope 1t was Black Snake,
basking in the sunshine and letting
the swaying of the mast rock him TO
sleep. He was as comfortable as a
baby in a cradle.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10

She-"What makes the leaves turn
red in the fall?"
He-"They are blushing to think
how green they have been all sum-
mer."-Burr.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-10
FREE "HOOTCH"

A Sparkling Stimulant, Full of Wit
and Humor. Free copy will be sent
upon receipt of your name with adj
dress complete. Write to G.. Mitchell,
397 Pearl Street, Brooklyn, N. Y.
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1--WE can hurt your feelings"
squealed Old Gray Rat

Jack knew the rats were afraid of
Black Snake.
"Hey, Black Snake, come down and
gobble this saucy Old Gray Rat!" cried
Jack.
Old Gray Rat looked up sharply and
saw Black Snake. Old Gray Rat gave
a startled jump.
Black Snake lifted his head lazily
and glanced down.
"His-s-s-s-s! Is he worth gobbling?"
asked Black Snake. "He looks skinny
and tough to me-"
"Ee-eek! No, l am not worth eat
ing" quickly squeaked Old Gray Rat.
81 am very skinny and | am very
tough. There are other rats here who
are young and plump and tender" Old
Gray Rat looked at his rat compan-
ions, who didn't like it a bit to have
him turn Black Snakes attention to-
ward them.
"His-s-s-s-s! None of them looks
like good eating" said Black Snake,
settling down for another snooze
BLACK Snake, help us!" cried Janet.
These rats are going to eat or spoil
all the food on the ship. You must
be a policeman and keep them away
from the stores"
Black Snake uncoiled himself. Ills
s-s-s! I'd like to be a policeman" lie
said.
"Eeek-eek! don't believe you are
a real snake" squeaked Old Gray Rat,
who had been watching Black Snake
closely. "You are only a SluIuber
sprite and cannot hurt US"
Jack and Janet looked at each 9th
er in dismay. Had Old Gray Rat guess
ed their trick? Jack made up his
mind to try to carry 1t through.
"Ah! Hal" laughed Jack. You
think Black Snake is a Slumber
Sprite, do you? Well, if you think that
just stay where you are and let him
try to gobble you"
Jacks words alarmed Old Gray Rat.
He knew if Black Snake We're just a
Slumber Sprite, he could do no harm.
But if Black Snake were a real snake,
why he could squeeze Old Gray Rat
to death in a jiffy, and hen swallow
shim. Old Gray Rat didn't know
whether to take a chance or lot
"Ha! Ha! Now We will see fun"
laughed Jack. That laugh scared Old
Gray Rat. He made up his mind he
didn't want to take a chance. Away
he whisked, and away whisked the
other rats. After them wriggled Black
Snake, kissing loudly.
(How Jack and Janet reach Egypt
will be told Tuesday,
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21
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after oas eanteuaoa
sanuz sH szase1
endured hsrsshf1s
5rsrazey o@opls
EieI5s1
Ne
Pzois
sozrs
2
financial DuH Literally this what prsL
when when his for vstOng the
II
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hf rH haied
rllzd
Republican
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The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21
IL IL Els

Before marriage q man raves over
girls clothes and zfteTEsrd all be
raves over are the bills for them
Life Is funny A girl falls in love
Sith q man because he Is so differ
ent- from the other men and after
she has married him she hates hin
because he is Just like al Of the rest
Of them
@Plucked eyebrows are On the
~sne,- says fashion note And that
is q far better place for them to be
on than the girls
Every married man has to learn TO
wait upon-znd for-his wife
Every man counts on doing big
things in life. but all most Of them
succeed IN doing is runing up big
bills.
Washing dishes isn't very exciting,
ell admit. but the girls who help
sir mothers do il aren't in much
danger Of washing dirty linen in pub
lie after they are married
Probably no one has enjoyed the
reign Of shirt skirts any more than
the man whose mother. and later his
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

Summary % weather azs erus enuI
eIt5ors IN Eeu<1<aF fsr tt@ week enfl
ing Tuesdzy. sepren1sr 10
The drT weather and urnstsrz1s
tenDerztuTe 6ErfnE the weeE we're
fxvorzbte fsr cz-rzE coru and t1enr-
co. fsr hzrFssrfnE cr~peaa and arab
"a kzy za& fer psckfnE Ea1 uarksrtag
the lzrKs frufr cruD There vas ss@s
tzpr5yszezf n hzre osrn- tsha<ru
and potatoes. zzfng n she snrth-
eastern crs--jes. 68e % ths rains q
TIE prsvssus weed suz ErvSth vas
retarded On the central and western
uplzr6s. shere these eruDs sz9srs6
for rain zzd defsr51xzred IN many 10
czlff5es- ThsT are fairly good n the
eastern hzf % the state snd On the
bgEiz1ds, bu1 crnffn1e rzTher poor n
cher districts Good progress wzs
made IN c1trfnE early corn- ard rs
cousitio1 n shock Is sTeslEen- To
bscco eonefa1ss 20 c1-s rzpidlg- Late
tOsacc8 grew oEr vel IN The north
eastern districts. -hsrs II las made
fzir cTop- II is also fairly gDod IN
osher szE1eTE eDuzties- but in the
western seetiou Il has zoe sz5szf
vel. fs badly fred O. hfu and and
Il generally light IN yieI6- Cutrfng
tobzeco is nezriy finished IN some
sogrhern couzties. but rain EOgId
still b helpful 10 part Of the crop
In the northern secsion- Late corn Ia
Maturing pr.nztgrsIy. With a Hight
yield IN the dry districts Most Of
Il sill BE- safe from frost in ter days
Pastures are very dry IN the uplznds.
and are generally poor IN other sec
tio1s while stock Szter continues
short A little pIO-i=s has been done
in some eastern localities. but in gen
erzI fan piosing and seeding can
make no progress Of consequence IN
til good rains occur
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

wife. wouldn't let him 20 to the bur
lesque shows
A nan s~ezrs before be maTries bel
that he viii go anywhere for her and
later he'll swear if she asks him tc
90 to church
The world is full OF things. but We
have never noticed that the exception
ally wise men we're taking up more
than their share Of room in it.
II there is anything We hate it Is
meeting one of these haughty danes
who assumes that ~get-Off-theearth'
attitude.
There's one thing about these new
freak trousers with bells on then
they have designed for men-they
never viii get a heman 10 wear then
but they might get the ladies' tc
adopt them-they never care how
foolish they dress.
A mans hair falls out just as fast
If not faster, than a Eoman's, but We
never yet have heard of q man hav
ing hair receiver on his chifioner
We have met a lot Of people who
seem to be incapable of thinking. but
We never yet have met one who was
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

Two district dairy calf shows were
held in New Castle county, Delaware,
August 3 and 4, where club members
demonstrated to dairy farmers their
ability in selecting dairy animals and
fitting them for exhibition, as trained
by extension workers. Ninety farm
boys and girls are reported to the Un-
tied States Department of Agricul-
ture as having ben enrolled in dairy
alf clubs in that county in the past
four years, resulting in a noticeable
increase Of purebred dairy animals
kept by adult farmers.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

incapable OF talking.
The reason why a husband soon
gets tired of trying to help around
the house is because he gets tired Of
being bawled out for doing 1t wrong
when he does try.
1t it getting so that If a man can't
provide a new suit for his wife every
time she wants it she will insist on
having a divorce suit
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

BE gentle with old folks. Some OF
them are still young enough 10 knock
you six ways for Sunday.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

FOR RESI-F1zt for Hight house
keeDfng-N A WiIkerson, phone
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The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

FOR SALE-1S21 Ford touring car
with starter. Price. $2OO--Cockrell
G. Alfrey. (97-4t)
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-09-21

Pure apple cider vinegar for pick
ling, four years old.-T K. Barnes 4
Sons.