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Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

tention to ALL our brains would be
doing a sort of mental contortion all
the time in order to keep UP.
And tag day! How the causes" TO
be brought before the public by this
means have increased their number!
The aftermath of war. in part, but
not wholly, how they confront US.
In one large New England city last
year, sixty five licenses for tag days
were issued-more than one week
Only six of these reported results.
but these six sold $1,000 worth OF
tags. The board of overseers OF
public welfare of that city decided
that hereafter those in charge be re-
quired to make strict report OF
amounts received.
If these are the only modern ways
by which to call forth remembrance
and generosity. or practice OF some
virtue. they have their definite use.
But at the same time 1t is true that
their multiplication loses for them
somewhat of force in the minds OF
the many.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
sUNRURN

All day the sun streamed down on
the beach.
All day the little children played on
the sand.
And frequently during the day they
stumbled, crying. to the woman they
called mother.
She was a good mother. too. She
cared for those little children of hers
and she fed them and clothed them
properly and moved from her pleas
ant small town home each summer
to the seashore that her children
might spend the summer In the sun
shine.
But she overlooked one detail.
That was the comfort of her chill
dren when they played in the sun.
She forgot, or perhaps had never
realized how delicate is the skin of
a small child.
She forgot that salt water irritates
the skin and that when children play
bare headed in the sun they fire.
quently develop headache and eye
strain and become irritated and cross.
They are only little children and they
Go not know what ails them
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Flappers

A statuette of a flapper who ex-
listed in Egypt 5000 years ago is ex-
hibited in Boston Art Museum. 1t
was dug out of an ancient tomb.
The statuette shows the flapper
making bread. Her hair is bobbed
and appears to have permanent"
After 5000 years the earth's toll
ing millions still are bobbing hair
and baking bread.
Life runs in cycles, eternal reper
tition.
The parents of the ancient Egyp-
tian flapper probably made a great
fuss when she came home from the
hair r-dressers with her locks shorn.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Offers Remedy for sunburn

If he took it off his mother ran
and put it on again. She said 1t pro-
tected his eyes and his skin and that
he must wear it as long as the sun
beat down so dazingly. 1t was a
cool linen hat lined with green. The
child was never cross. nor did he run
crying to his mother with burning
cheeks and dizzy feelings in his head
One morning the two mothers ex-
changed condolences.
Il have such a splendid remedy for
sunburn if you would care to try it."
suggested the newcomer, "Sunburn
is so painful and unnecessary And
think it helps to make the children
cross and irritable in hot weather"
The solitary child was so seldom
unhappy that the other mother be-
gan to wonder if there might not be
wisdom in buying hats for her chill
dren and accepting the remedy for
sunburn, She did So
The remedy was a mixture of one
part lime water to three parts al
mond oil, which was shaken and
dabed on the suuburned skin at night
The result was we'll worth the expert
ment.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Flying

Commercial airplane companies in
France are carrying 10000 passen-
gers and 175,000 tons of baggage q
year. They average only one mis-
hap fol each 500 trips.
A lot of us will live to see the day
of flying freight trains.
The French flyers usually are on
time. They arrive behind schedule
only three times out of 100
Progress is going along rapidly. up
overhead, While the rest of us plod
patiently about on the ground or get
arrested for speeding when we drive
our cars third as fast as airplanes.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Neglected

Too many parents are shifting the
responsibility of caring for their
children onto the church, the school
and the public authorities.
You'll probably agree with that,
which is saidsby Theodore A. 10th
rop. of the Massachusetts Society for
Prevention of Cruelty to Children.
Asking what's wrong with Ameri
can youth is a self soothing way of
passing the buck. There's nothing
wrong with American youth. What's
really wrong is the parents.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

1t means ruin, grief and a spoiled
lifei"
The friend looked frightened.
"Here, Smith, tell me what's up.
Perhaps | can help you"
Smith clinched his fists till the
knuckles showed white. mo one can
help me-" he cried in agony. Il have
come to the end of all things! AT s
o'clock 1 telephoned to my wife and
gave her a perfectly good excuse for
not coming straight home, and"-his
voice sank to whisper-"Pve forgot
what / said"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
PASTEURIZATTON

stove and allow the milk to stand in
the water from 20 to 25 minutes
Cool the milk rapidly and place in the
ice box. The milk is now pasteur-
lied. Always keep 1t in a cool.
clean place.
Although home pasteurization
necessitates additional trouble the
security it gives repays one many
times. When daily pasteurization is
established there viii be no desire
to return to the use of raw, scalded
or cooked milk, particularly if in
tended for use in infant or child
feeding.
Many adults who find raw milk
distasteful can drink properly pas
teurized milk with pleasure. The abb
sorbed stable flavors and odors have
been driven off and the milk pre-
sents a clean. sweet, and somewhat
nutty flavor which can scarcely be
Objectionable to any one.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Hello, Smith,
he asked cheerful
ly, mot going home
yet ?"
NO" mutteree
the despairing one
tt daren't."
"Why, what's ths
matter?''
Matter! It's TIL,
end of everything
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Germany

c. J. Warren of the Remington
Typewriter company scoffs at the
general notion that Germany is a
vast beehive of industry running full
blast, night and day.
After long inspection visit in
Germany, Warren reports that:
while, of course, different indus
tries varied, it seemed to me that
the country as a whole was produc-
ing about 35 per cent of capacity"
That is not a very pleasing report
for the international committee OF
creditors.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

was given a raise
in wages.
Pat" said the
m a S t e r, "y o u r
wages are now so
cents an hour, are
they not 2"
"Yes, sor."
"Well, / intend
to raise them to &C
,entS an hour In
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

3 the milk you get
is not pasteurized,
do it yourself in
your own home.
In a tin pail
about eight inches
in diameter and
six or eight inches
high, place a sau-
Ger. On the sau-
Ger stand a milk
bottle about half
flul of milk. Add
sufficient water to
bring it a little
above the level Of
Tho n,iu- In tha
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

the bored clerk cast
a hopeless eye VI
the narrow street
Only one figure
was to be seen, an6
he was on the other
side of the street
1t was old Mr.
Stiles.
A look of hope
<~.z--oI 49, alA~Ty, {
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

future"
"Stop a minute, sort" exclaimed
Pat. IF lose two hours will / lose
more?"
why certainly" said the master.
"Bedad, thin" cried Pat, "I don't
want a rise. 1 only lose a dollar
now."
"How weary / am of waiting for
our dear little home!" sighed the girl
after a five wears euoa roap+
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
HOPELESS.

First woman--How do you like our
new neighbor?
Second ditto--I never saw such an
ignorant person as she is. She can
talk about anything but painting,
books and music. She doesn't know
word of gossip about anybody.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

the payments 10
the dealer ceased.
In due course
came a letter from
the firm demand
ing the money.
This is her reply:
"Dear Sirs - In
answer to your let
ter, I have not re-
.oivad caroa &c r
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
CoIors

What colors will women wear next
autumn? They will have so stylish
colors to select from, according to
the fall color cards now being dis
tributed by the textile industry.
Reds. blues and orange are fea-
tured for evening wear. Purples also
get a big play. The general color
scheme runs to the Russian and
oriental, for color fads follow the
news.
Women. however. do not always
eat what's placed befores sthem. Like
as not" they will gravitate to one of
the obscure colors. A color fad is
one of the most uncertain of human
phenomena, which is one reason why
so many men in the textile industry
are bald headed.
Study color psychology to know
human nature especially woman's
OF the eight men in Pennsylvania
who have passed the entrance exam
nations to West Point, four were
National Guardsmen. They will en-
ter the academy July l.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

1T is a pity I am
such a pauper," he
remarked gloomily.
"Ah George" she
whispered in dulcet
tones, Il do not
fear poverty. I will
give up dancing
when we are mar
ried and learn to
s4l %
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

His face frightened, but he was a
very thrifty soul.
Hadn't you better begin to prac-
tice now?" he said eagerly. You
see, dear, your father would be sup
plying the raw material"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
EARIy PROMISE.

"John, you'll have TO take that ball
away from the baby; he hit his sister
on the head with it,
Yes, dear-but you should have
seen the curve the little cuss had on
If"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

While
TOM SIMS
It's wise man who sends his wife
on his vacation.
A swell neighborhood is where you
have to wear your shoes to sit out
on the front porch.
Lots of people would be poor If they
| didn't owe so much.
! Always act surprised when a man
says he is married and when a wo-
man says she isn't.
Poets are born and some are shot
| You can't accuse John DIS grand
daughter of marrying for money.
| In June. the seven wonders Of the
| world are: Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday. Friday. Sat
urday and Sunday
Autos started about 25 years ago
and some of them look 1t.
Sing Sing is full, but don't take
any chances.
Hoover says the coal situation is
loaded with dynamite. Yes. for blow
ing up prices.
'Is radio a passing fad?" asks the
Digest. 1t acts more like contag-
ious disease.
Summer dresses-some are almost
Water wouldn't be cussed so much
| if more of 1t would stay out Of milk
and gasoline.
A girl with dreamy eyes is usually
wide awake.
Poland has a 132-year-old veteran
who fought with Napoleon and he
hasn't gotten his bonus yet.
|
Four Chicago golf players were
struck by lightning. The moral is,
Always tell the truth
One of the racing balloons went up
10000 feet. but saw nothing of gas
prices.
A dollar is worth more than it was
| last year. Try to make the income
tax man believe this.
| Ohio town has the largest goldfish
| hatchery in the world; but who wants
a goldfish hatchery?
| Mary Garden who says she is going
to the highest Alps peak, may mean
| highest hotels.
with winter clothes put away
moths are making the fur fly.
Love is blind and deaf; but seldom
| dumb.
About 5000 matches are lighted
every second in the u. S. OF which
about 1000 are borrowed.
When an optimist loses his pocket
book he always thinks boy scout
will find 1t.
Wheat is down again. Read this
| to your baker.
Texas man is running for office
| against his wife Win or lose, we
would hate to be him.
| Chicago claims she will have 3.000,-
900 people by 1925 IL she can keep
them alive.
About the only thing scarcer than
hens teeth are pretty girls who don
know it.
June graduates are finding there is
no shortage Of presidents.
We ship Swiss cheese to Switzer-
| land and may start sending Eskimo
pie to the Eskimos.
Business is humming," say dry
goods dealers. ours is whistling,"
say wet goods dealers.
The man with a line OF talk Is
| usually fishing for something.
Congress thinks they are ex-vet-
Grams.
"Facts About Women"-headline
There amt no such thing.
If some people didn't walk in their
| sleep they never would get any ex-
| ercise.
HOPELESS.
First woman--How do you like our
new neighbor?
Second ditto--1 never saw such an
| ignorant person as she is. She can't
| talk about anything but painting,
| books and music. She doesn't know
word of gossip about anybody.
EARLY PROMISE.
John, you'n have TO take that ball
away from the baby; he hit his sister
on the head with it,"
| Yes, dear-but you should have
seen the curve the little cuss had on
: it."
/ Hints
Offers Remedy for Sunburn
If he took it off his mother ran
and put it on again. She said it pro-
tected his eyes and his skin and that
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

She had purchased some goods on
the instalment plan, but shortly at
terward her finances gave out and
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

bottle. Place the tin pail and its
contents upon the stove, watching the
water constantly until it begins to
boil Allow the pail to remain on the
stove five minutes after the bubbles
begin to come up. Then take off the
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Midnight, and In the smoking room
of a club sat a young man huddled in
q chair friend entered
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Pat had worked hard and well for
some years, and it struck his master
that it was time the faithful fellow
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Laugh With Us

how he's got a hen what lays 25 eggs
a month on an average. and wants
one, too."
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Business was rather slow in the
only store in the village. AS the
church clock struck the midday hour
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

do not live here now. Yours"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

The man with a line of talk !
usually fishing for something.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Congress thinks they are ex-vet
erans
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

"Business is humming," say dry
goods dealers. ours is whistling,"
say wet goods dealers.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

"Facts About Women"-headline
There amt no such thing.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
Arizona Republican Sunday Magazine Page
INDUSTRIAL HOME WEEK
Bv a. AppINGTON BRUCE,

Riddle of Personality" "Self- Development" Etc.
ht, 1922, by The Associated Newspapers.)
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Mary Garden who says she is going
to the highest Alps peak, may mean
highest hotels.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

If some people didn't walk in their
sleep they never would get any ex-
ercise.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

A dollar is worth more than 1t was
last year. Try to make the income
tax man believe this.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Ohio town has the largest goldfish
hatchery in the world; but who wants
a goldfish hatchery?
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

We ship Swiss cheese to Switzer-
land and may start sending Eskimo
pie to the Eskimos.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

June graduates are finding there il
no shortage of presidents.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Four Chicago golf players were
struck by lightning. The moral is,
Always tell the truth
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

With winter clothes put away
moths are making the fur fly.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

One of the racing balloons went up
10000 feet. but saw nothing of gas
prices.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

About the only thing scarcer than
hens teeth are pretty girls who don't
know it.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25
: Wtk-
TOM SIMS
It's wise man who sends his wife
on his vacation.

Poland has a 1872 year-old veteran
who fought with Napoleon and he
hasn't gotten his bonus yet.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-25

Chicago claims she will have 5000
900 people by 1925 IL she can keep
them alive.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
Road Work in County

TOMBSTONE-Pro Engineer Al Jenkins was in town today en route to eBnson to confer with the people there
 regarding work the supervisors may re
 quest the state to do in that town. The state highway department is willing to
 do the work, but must have the re-
 quest come from the supervisors, Mir.
 Jenkins stated, and it would have to
 come quickly as he was nearly fin
 ished, with the work on the postal route from the k. P. &, S. w. depot at
 Fairbank to the postoffice and he
 would then begin loading the big eat
 on the cars preparatory to shipping it to Tucson for work between the Rillto bridge and Florence. He also
 stated that next week he would move
 his camp from Fairbank to a point on the road west of Tucson towards
 Florence, where three state crews are rebuilding the old Florence road.
 He is finishing up here and there on the road out of Fairbank and that
 will complete a standard built high
 way from the AriZona-New Mexico state line near ROdeo to Patagonia, or within p miles of Nogales and that it was now up to Santa Cruz county to
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
Shin Cattle Direct

WILLCOX-Johnson & Cook have made arrangements with the Union Stock Yards of Los Angeles for direct shipments to the yards of that city. Offices have been secured and compe- tent stock yard men employed, who vii handle all shipments to the best ad vantage for the shippers. Cattle can now be shipped from Wilcox to the Union Stock Yards in that city and sold at the prevailing market prices on the same basis as shipments are made to Omaha, Kansas City and other points east. Shipments on this basis will commence on Nov. 1st., with the opening of the Los Angeles Union Stock Yards. After that date any cat tleman desiring to sell bunch of cat tie may ship at any time, consigning it to Johnson & Cook at the Union Stock Yards, and the cattle will be sold at the prevailing market prices. One will not have to wait for Cali fornia buyers to arrive here and con- tract for cattle before shipments are made as has heretofore been the prac- tice.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
LEAVING DEPRESSION BEHIND

BUSINESS surely covering of sudden prosperity took months for the the slide down from a period o depression. months conditions conditions getting getting months The forgotten From the nation expected carefully only i and only
 
 S learning of economy. prosperous stable certainly
 
 
  looking a 
 much in cheer the nation Practically point the volume industrial production loadngs the ended September which statistics available a year. greater than that of the corresponding "Biumnous coal production continued 100000 schedule would were plentiful Nevertheless being reasonably activity trade in capacity by the feels the the grain meeting difficulty moving product the the Prices hold the better prices have advanced we'll
 Tt clear that the As industry going rapidly facilities As long compelled worry uncertainty
 
 And S freight Surely couraging situation
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
NO LAW AGAINST LAUGHTER

DRoHIBITIoN COMMISSIONER HAYNES is of the opinion prohibition joking objects srenuousy jokes dealing dsrepect that the day has arrived denied the privilege laughing; particularly when is possible humorous things be written about prohibition. prohibition good
 
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 The did suggestion that the prohibition considers dry a prohibition amendment The resist it's here bit mailed reader yesterday Perhaps prohibition believe the will do respectful
 thing person being with individuals" remarkable for home brew and here is Chase bufrOg three miles, then gather gallons a soap; combna- w. working bottle putting using the following
 pints-1
 quarts-1
 1 ight-2
 cops-1 judge
 1
 Perhaps Haynes consider peo hooh then prohibition serious than it should be-
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
With Federal Loan

DOUGLAS-D. Porter Dunlap, for mer Douglas boy, arrived in town yes terday, coming here in his official ca pacity as representative of the U. s. Farm Loan Bureau. He is now in charge of five states for the board, including Washington, Oregon, Cali fornia, and Arizona. He has completed his trip through the other three states and after making tour of Arizona wil lgo to Nevada. He recommends or rejects loans asked by the farmers.
 MT. Dunlap spent many years of his youth in Douglas having attended the local schools. His mother is now a resident of Long Beach.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
HUMOR'S SOBER SIDE
The First of Series of Interviews With Famous umorsts
 on How They Get That Way

half now and l could see I was getting to be like those parents that go around buttOn-holing folks and saying, Say my kid got off good one the other day so 1 haven't used Haywood 3rd so much. The other day though Broun checked himself suddenly.
 And then there's the fellow who comes up and says, oh, by the way Broun, I thought of something good the other day. Of course I haven't got it worked out exactly but thought you could pep it up and use it. So you see there's always something bob ping up to soften the hard labor of the humorist."
 Can't Write Verse
 Before ErOun became a critic and columnist he was writer of sports and he still reports ball games and occasional news stories in an effort to counterfeit the rather artificial in fluence of the theatre.
 In his column he endeavors to in troduce the serious as we'll as the hu- morOua
 'I can't write verse" he says, '"and it's pity because when you write verse you don't have to fill up the line. can talk about anything please, though. so that makes it easier
 Running a column though, isn't anything like writing a book. There's real work for you. I'm getting out a new one now What2 We'll to he frank with you, it's about a news paper man who's sporting editor and he has a son"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10

There was once an actor who op- ened in a new play" says Haywood Broun, New York columnist and critic whose delft comments have from time to time aroused the ire of theatrical managers.
 His acting was the worst I ever saw and 1 said so. The actor sued me for libel but he lost the case. Pretty soon he bobbed up in another play. The night of the opening his lawyer came over to me and said: Now look here. if you lambast this man again, he may have cause to say you are prejudiced against him.
 Well, it looked to me as though there might be some basis for the lawyers notion, so that night after I had seen the play I merely wrote that the mans acting was not up to his usual standard.
 That" says Broun, 'I consider to be my best line"
 First Aids for Humorists
 Broun likes puns; thinks they're perfectly legitimate, and admits he's oSOh uHuSl ODliSdIioHS lo CHI HUI . than once. Also, to the familiar quo tation.
 When you get stuck" he says, there's nothing like, It's a long worm that has no turning or something sim liar to get you out of a tight place.
 "Of course a humorist has all kinds of aids. There's Haywood 3rd now when he was about two years old he made all kinds of good copy.
 But Haywood 3rd is four and a
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
Goodbye BoiIs!
s. s. s. Will Rid You of BoiIs. PimpIss
 Blackheads and Skin Eruptions.

boil is q volcano.-your blood is "boiP' out into a boil. They'u keen
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Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-10
Cattle for Pasturage

WILLCOX-J. B. Cook returned Sat. urday evening from Fl Paso where he purchased 140O head of New Mexico cattle, which will be shipped to Will. COX within the next few weeks. Part of them will be turned loose on the Pitchfork and part on the Seven-Dash ranches. The quarantine restrictions existing between New Mexico and Ari- zona have been removed and ship ments can now be made under federal inspection certificates only.