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, 1922-06-15

County Of Carbon. 81 s
L, Penn. l.. Gooldy, Treasurer OF
District No. Is. Carbon County, State
OF Wyoming. do hereby certify the
within report and foregoing to be
correct.
PENN L. COOLEY.
Treasurer Of District.
, 1922-06-15

County OF Carbon.
l, L. B. Maupin. Treasurer Of Dis
trict No. 4. Carbon County. State
of Wyoming. do hereby certify the
within report and foregoing to be
correct.
l.. B. MAUPIN.
Treasurer District.
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
ID. C. Wsshington,
September T,oics.
Dear OId KmooAsmkoph:

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Your rich aunt. who died Of paipita-
tion from de hart II still dead und
you the same. After she. died dey
ola bus.sii das she left bssina: 90
you are no longer poor man but .
Your bruddsr van went to work ais
morning the job will last six months;
Sus might sit oudt sooner on good
BUSINESS has been dull since you
yesterday. She was cr.sy to see you.
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. Wound not e worry ~ .Soa' 1. Ss; Sss'i ~
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6. 20 ~. or the buttons to MAKE
satisf:otion Be buttons SSs 1' are ~ IN prSS: sSs
l was sorry TO hear dat you haf q
ana 3 Cough Mi.t0rs 0ss you 81 Ss viii frsst sst
well quick. II you don't take Il You
VIII save quarter und by yesterday
You be 80 tam dsfd you don't need
Az diss was ell I got to say I vii
close my face and expect you to do de
Hoping this will reach you bs,o,.
you get Il, und that you viii answer
before dat. ! remain your.
your sonfsotionats second to the
P. SIN case you don't ret dis i.t.
Ter. write me und let me know una
! will send Il TO. rot q HsmmocI
Ladder for. you.
J. S. M. p. D. C.,
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
DAN AND TIM AND PAT.

Dan would have wooed either
Madge or Ann
II Il had not been that
Bach girl had another suitor: there
Was Tim and there was Pat.
Dan met his rival Tim one day
Tim to Dan with a frown:
I'll throw up a brick and you can
Madge II It don't come down.
Tim threw the brick; Dan lost the
Twas O cinch for Tim, of course.
But Dan didn't mind it. Tim"
said he, wv
"I1i wurk that thrick on Pat
Bourse.
Dan and Pat stood talking loudly
Near an unfinished brick wall,
All unmindful Of the mortar the
masons
Above let fall.
I'VE looks aloike to Ann" said
Pat, "an' ..'
The wan that gets her hand
win have Z foight an whip the
other
Wan. Do you understand"
"Yisr' said Dan. "but there's a
betther way;
] learnt II from Tim Troors;
I'll throw brick up in the air; II II
shtays up she's yoors.
Agreed" said Pat, and up flew
the brick.
20 what cinchv said Dan:
I'll 90 shtraight way an buy the
ring
r give Z me Mary Ann.
When the brick had spent its force
Twas close to the top of the wall;
A brickiayer caught and laid It In
OF course It did not fall.
"a fool for iuckw said Dan to Pat,
with
! Passion rough and stormy:
The brick shtayed up, bad cess Z
Troors;
Dim goin' Z Join the ormy.
JOHN ANSCHUTZ.
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

Nom came running in then and said Whats the matter
with Ebba this time
Ebba said If had revolver I'd blow out my brains
Nom said, 'Revolveri You q microscope, don
youi"
Ebba stepped her sobbng good then and let out
rich bellows that brought Aunt Beezie running in She took
a slam at pop intending to hit him in the eyes.
But wasn't very good at aiming and she missed
pops eyes clean and the faron struck him right between
them.
That made Ebba generously than and pop
ad I'm glad that Beeze missed my eyes with that iron
And that the truth"
Nom said, What's the truthi
, Pop said, Anything say
Nom said, Don't tell the truth Don't you know its
dangerous to change the habits Of a lifetimef"
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
THE FAMILY ALBUM

" HIS album is Aunt Beezies. She had three one for
her relatives for her friends and scrap book for
u her husbands
Beezy was married seventeen times and she
tul the daytime But she had false teeth toupee and
ouste Her sister, Ebba, never married at ALL although
she was once engaged to an elevator boy.
Ebba didn't like to tell the folks she loved an elevator
boy because family proud that we painted
coat OF garbage which was where
pop said it belonged:
SO Ebba told us that she engaged indoor aviator
Aunt Beeze was in her fourteenth marriage that time
engaged TO her eenth and flirting with her sixteenth No
under her feet If it had it would have been
goodzed lawn because Beetles feet heard Of Gin
derella g glass slippers.
Beeze and Ebba great friends and everv +;
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
By GEORGE AIDE

carefully for the exposed portion
Of the Frontispiece.
Frances did a lot OF Calling with.
in the next two weeks, and to all
those who remarked upon the
smartness Of the Equipase, she de-
clared that the Man she had put
up with carried a Throbbing Heart
even II he was an Intellectual
Midget. ...
In the year 1913. . slender Young
Thing. all Of whose Habiliments
seemed melting and dripping down.
ward, came wearily from State
room B as the Train pulled into
Reno. Nevada.
She seemed quite alone. except
for couple Of Maids.
After she had given Directions
concerning the nine Wardrobe
Trunks and the Live Stock, she
was motored to a specially reserved
Cottage At the corner Of Liberty
Street and Hope Avenue.
Next day she sat at the other
side Of a Table from LAWYER.
removing the poisoned Javelins
from her fragile Person and hold.
ing them up before the shudderins
shyster.
She had a Tale Of Woe, calcu.
lated to pulp Heart Of stone. In
blocking out the Affidavit, her
sympathetic Attorney made Pencil
Notes as follows:
Her name was Ethel Louis, favo.
rite Daughter Of willoughby, and
Frances. the vell.known Blue.
Bloods Of the Western Metropolis
She had finished off at Miss
sniffie's exclusive School, which
overlooks the Hudson and the
Common School Branches.
After she learned to enter q Ball
Room and while on her way to at.
tack Europe for the third time, the
Viper crossed her Pathway.
HUBERT's CRUELTIEs.
She accepted him because his
name was Hubert, he looked like
an Englishman and one Of his An.
cestors turned the water into Ches.
apeake bay.
While some Of the Wedding
Guests were still In the Hospital
he began to practice the most dia.
bolical cruelties.
He induced her to get on his
Yacht and 60 cruising through the
Mediterranean when she wanted to
take an Apartment In Paris.
At Monte Carlo he scolded her
for borrowing 5000 Francs from
Q Russian Grand Duke after she
went broke at bucking the Wheel
She had met the Duke at . Lunch.
con the day before and his Man.
ners were perfect.
The Lawyers said that Hubert
vas . Pun bsysnd al caxr-
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
BY "BUGS" BAER

Pop nudged in the shns with his brogans and said
What You crying for nowi"
Nom said II amt got winter coat. Aunt Beezie and
Aunt Ebba have got nice seal fur coats and amt got
nothing to wear"
Pop said, Stop crying and I'll promise you one."
Nom said, ~ can't stop crying for all those years.
So pop said something under his powerful breath
down town to look through plate glass windows coats
He called up on the telephone and said, "I got it."
Nom said, "Good Bring it home"
Pop back and handed q bottle Of hair tonic
He said, Eur is dear Here's some hair tonic
Sprinkle your chest and back and grow your own fur
coat .r' - -
Iss pretty fight. Pop lost Goodby and you ever
get any education, dom forget write.
y Star Company
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

Frances was not q popular Girl. on
account Of being SO Uppish. 90
those who could not fight their way
into the Church climbed up and
looked through the Windows.
The Groom wore Swallow.Tail.
Most Of those present had seen
Pictures of the Dress Suit. In the
Fireside Compa nion, the Gentle
man wearing one always had Curls,
and the Wood-Engraving caught
him in the act of striking Lady in
the Face and saying Curse you!"
The Feeling at the County-Seat
was that Frances had taken q Des.
perate Chance.
PERIOD DECORATION.
The caterer with Colored Help in
White Gloves, the ruby Punch sus-
pected Of containing Liquor. the
Japanese Lanterns attached to the
Naples, the real Lace in the Veil.
the slittering Array OF Pickie-Jars,
and a well-defined Rumor that
most Of the imported Ushers had
been Stewed, gave the agitated
Hamlet something to blat about for
many and many u day.
The Bachelor Of Arts grabbed off
by the daughter Of Jennie and the
Granddaughter Of Susan was the
owner of Real Estate in the con-
gested Business District Of Town
which came into Public Attention
through the efforts Of Messrs.
Swift, Armour, Cudahy ct al.
His front name was willoughby.
but Frances always called him
Dear" no matter what she hap
pened to be thinking at the time.
Part Of State Street had been
wished on to Willoughby. He was
afraid to sell. not knowing how to
reinvest. So he sat back and
played safe. With growing Delight
he watched the Unearned Incre-
ment piling up on every Corner.
He began to see that he would be
fairly busy all his life. lacking up
Rents.
The Red-Brick Fortress to which
he conducted Frances had Stone
Steps in front and q secret En-.
trance for lowly Tradepeople In the
rear.
Willoughby and his wife had the
high courage Of Youth ana the
Financial Support Of all the Money
Spenders along State Street, 90
they started in on Period Decora.
ton. Each Room in the House was
supposed to stand for O Period.
Some Of them stood for a good deal.
A few Of the periods looked like
Exclamation Points.
The young couple disresarded
the Toll-Gate Period and the Los.
Cabin Period. but they worked In
every one OF the Louies untii ths
Gilt Furniture gave out
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

The delighted caller at the
House beside the Lake would pass
from an East Indian Corridor
through an Early Colonial Ante
Room into japanese Boudoir and.
after resting his Hat. would be
. escorted into the Italian Renais-
sance Drawing. Room to meet the
Hostess. From this exquisite
Apartment. which ate up one
years Rent Of q popular cafe near
Van Buren Street. there could be
obtained q ravishing glimpse Of the
Turkish Cozy Corner beyond. in
Guiding the Battle.Axes and the
Red Lamp.
Frances soon began to hob-nob
with the most delicatessen Circles,
including Families that dated back
to the Fire Of 1871.
She was not at all Dizzy. even
when she looked down from the
Mountain Peak at her happy Birth
place. $4,000 feet below.
willoughby turned out to be q
satisfactory Housemate. His Volt.
age was not high. but he always
ate Peas with Q Fork and never
pulled at the Leash when taken to
a Musicale.
ON HER WAY TO RENO.
In front Of each Ear he carried
q neat Area Of Human Ivy. 20 that
he could speak up at a Meeting OF
Directors. Until the year 1895 the
restricted e-whisker was an &C
cepted Trade Mark of Commercial
Probity. This facial Landscapins,
the Frock Coat, and q steadfast de-
votion to Toilet Soap made him
suitable for Exhibition Purposes.
Frances became almost fond Of
him after the Honeymoon evapor-
ated and their Romance ripened
into Acquaintanceship.
It was q giadsome day for both
when she traced the Dope back
through Swigget County. Pennsyl-
vania, and discovered that she was
an honest.to-goodness Daughter Of
the American Revolution.
willoughby could not ask Q rep
resentative of good old Colonial
Stock to ride around in . stinsy
Coupe with a Coon planted out on
the Weather-Seat. He changed the
Terms In several Leases and was
enabled to slip her q hot Surprise
on the Birthday.
When she came down the steps
for the usual bowl down the Ave-
nue., she beheid q rubber.tired vic-
toria, drawn by two expensive
Bang.Tails In jingiy Harness and
surmounted by important Turks in
overwhelming Livery.
She was 10 transified with De-
light that she went right over to
wilioughby and gave him Q Sweet
Kiss. altar locking about rather
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

married she Ebba medium cafeteria slice of her
wedding cake. Ebba would put it under her pillow that
night sleep because she believed that would bring
her a husband.
All bridesmaids think that sleeping wedding cakes
bring husbands but it didn't bring Ebba anything but
reaches
BY the time she had slices Of wedding cake under
her pillow all neghbors bugs used stop in for lunch
Pop mad and told Ebba she would have clean out that
bakery store from under her pillow and Ebba started to
Every time she sobbed pound Of crumbs fell of her
hair.
''Ths is awful" she said "f had a revolver I'd blow
out my brains"
"That ain job for a revolver said pop. "Get toy
pistol. "
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

practice at Home. Jennie was a
Nice woman, but she did need
Practice.
Although Hiram was tighter
than the Bark on a Sycamore. he
liked to have other women envy
the Mother Of His Children.
When he spread himself from a
Shin-Plaster, he expected a Fan
fare Of Trumpets. 1t took him .
long time to unwind the String
from the Wallet. but he would Dig
II he thought he was boosting his
own Game.
BY stealthy short.weishins Of
the Country Trade and holding ou.
on the Assessor, he succeeded in
sailing away numerous Kopecks
In one corner Of the Safe.
While In Chicago to buy his Win.
ter Stock. he barsained for two
days and finally bought q Cottage
Melodeen. with the Stool thrown
in. Jennie would sit up and pump
for Hours at a time. happy in the
knowledge that she had drawn the
Capital Prize in the Lottery Of
Hymen.
ENTER FRANCES.
In the year 1885 there was some
Church Wedding at the County
Seat. Frances. daughter Of Hiram
and Jennie. had knocked the Town
q Twister when she came home
from q Female College wearing
Bangs and toting q Tennis Rae
auet. All the local Gallants, with
Cocoa-oil in their hair and Rings
on their Cravats. backed into the
shrubbery.
Hiram had thought her about
$500 worth Of Hauteur at the Sc
leet Institution Of Learning. All
she had to do was look at villager
through her Nose-specs and he
would curl up like an Autumn
Leaf.
A cuss from Chicago came to see
her every two weeks.
His Trousers seemed to be chok-
ing him. The Pompadour was pro.
tected by a Derby Of the Fried. Egg
species. II was the kind that Joe
Weber helped to keep in Public
Remembrance. But in 1885 he was
dc Rigeur. au Fait. and q Ia mode.
Frances would load the hateful
City Chap into the high Cart and
exhibit him up and down all the
Residence Thoroughfarss.
On nearly every Front Porch
some Girl whose Father was not
interested in the First National
Bank would peer out through the
Morning Glories at the show-off
and then writhe like an Angle
Worm.
The wedding was the biggest
thing that had struck the town
since Forepsush stopped over on
his way from Peoria b Decatur.
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
CHATTERBOXING.

Let the man who has . major
league home-run record q % or
better cast the first handful Of mud
&C Old Babe Ruth. ' e..
The man who stood up all niEht
outsIde the world series ball park
Toys teliinE about ''the foolish
thlngs women do"
4. Soon be cold enough for the girls
20 lay away the furs.
The worst news I have heard In
sinse time 10 that all the amateur
weather prophets are predicting .
''' " PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

away over into Kansas.
In the very Township where, Of
late. the Beaver had toiled without
Hindrance and the Red Fox dug
his hole unscared, people were now
eating Cove Oysters, and going to
see East Lynne"
Hiram was in rugged Health,
having defended the flag by Proxy
during the recent outcropping Of
Acrimony between the devotees Of
Cold Bread and the slaves Of Hot
Biscuit. The substitute had been
perforated beyond repair at the
Battle OF Kennesaw Mountain,
proving that Hiram made no mis-.
take in remaining behind to tend
Store.
GRIEF AT FUNERALS.
when Jennie moved in where
she could hear the Trains whistle
and began to sport a Cameo
Brooch, she could barely remember
wearing a Slip and having Stone
Bruises.
Hiram was Near. but he would
Loosen up a trifle for his own Fire.
side. The fact that Jennie was
his wife gave her quite a Standing
with him. He admired her for hav.
ing made such a Success Of her
Life. ,a
They dwelt in q o-story Frame
with countless Dewdads and Thing
umbobs tucked along the Eaves
and Scalloped around the Bay Win.
dows. The Country People who
came in to see the Eighth Wonder
of the World used to stand in
silent Awe, breathing through their
Noses. Out on the lawn. sur.
rounded by Geraniums, was Cast.
Iron Deer which seemed to be look
ing at the Court House in a star.
tied Manner. It was that kind Of
Court House.
In her Front Room, the daugh-
ter of Rufus and Susan had won
derful Wax Flowers, sprinkled
with Diamond Dust; q what.Not
bearing Mineral Specimens, Conch.
Shells, and a Star-Fish, also some
Hair.Cloth Furniture. very slip
perry and upholstered with Sand.
After Hiram gave her the Black
SILK and paid for the Crayon En-
largements Of her Parents, Jennie
did not have the Face to bone him
for anything more. but she longed
in secret and Hiram suspected.
Jennie was a soprano. Not
regular Soprano. but a Country.
Town Soprano. Of the kind often
used for augmentins the Grief at
q Funeral. Her voice came from
. point about two inches above
the Right Eye. She had assisted
q Quartet to do things to Juan.
ita," and sometimes tossed out 1T.
tie Hints about Wishing she could
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

staked them to Q team Of Pelters,
Muley Cow, q Bird Dog OF du-
bious Ancestry. an Axe and Skill
let and started them over the Di-
vide toward the perilous Frontier,
away out yender in Illinoy.
It was a Hard Life. As they
trundled slowly over the rotten
Roads toward the Land of Prom.
ise. they had to subsist largely on
Venison, Prairie Chicken. Quail,
Black Bass. Berries and Wild
Honey. They carried their own
Coffee.
Arrived at the Jumping. Off
Place. they settled down among the
Mink and Musk. Rats. Rufus
hewed out and jammed together a
little two.by.twice Cabin with the
F1ue running UP the outside. 1t
looked ornery enough to be the
Birthplace of almost any success.
full American.
The Malaria Mosquito was wait
ing for the Pioneers. In those good
old Chills-and-Fever days no one
ever blamed IL on the Female of
the Species. Those who had the
Shakes allowed that they were be \
ing Jared by the Hand Of Provi-
dencs.
When the family ran low on
ouinine. all he had to do was to
hook up and drive fifty miles to
the nearest Town. where he would
trade the Furs for Necessities such
as Apple-Jack and Navy Twist, and
possibly Q few Luxuries such as
Tea and Salt.
On one Of these memorable Trips
to the Store, . Mood which COM
bined Sentiment with reckless
Prodigality seissd upon him.
He thought Of the brave Woman
who was back there In the lone
some Shack. shooting the Prairie
Wolves away from the Cradle, and,
he resolved to reward her.
With only three ellis of Stone
Fence under his wammus. he
spread his wildcat Currency on
the Counter and purchased q Sc
Clock, with jig-saw ornaments, q
shiny coat Of varnish, and q Bou.
Quet Of Pink Roses on the door.
Susan burst into Tears when, she
saw It on the Wall alongside of
the Turkey Wing. and vowed that
she had married the Best Man in
the World. .
Twenty years later. Jennie, the
first begotten Chick at the Log
House In the Clearing, had ma.
tured and married, and was living
at the County.seat with Hiram,
Money Changer and Merchant.
Railroad Trains. side.Bar Bur.
sies. Coal-oii Tampa, and the Civil
War had come along with Rush
and disarrangsd primitive Condi.
lions, The Frontier haA retrsatsd
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

Cairo. Egypt. yielded up another
Dark Chapter of History.
1t came out In the sobblng Re-
cital that Hubert had presented
her with 5000 prize.winning Pom
eranian, directly related to the
famous Fiji. owned by the Count.
ess skidoogan Of Bilcarty.
Later on, he seemed to feel that
the Pomeranian had come between
him and Ethel. The Situation BE-
came more and more tense. and
finally. one day In Egypt. within
plain sight Of the majestic Pyra-
mids. he kicked Precious ever 20
hard and raised quite . Swelling.
The Legal Adviser said Death
was too good for such . Fiend.
In Vienna. though, that was
where he went % far that sspara-
ton became inevitable.
Ethel had decided to take an
$4,000 Pearl Necklace she had
seen In . window. It was easily
worth that much. and she felt
sure she could sst Il without pay.
ing Duty. She had been very sue
oessfui at bringing things Home.
She could hardly believe her
Ears when Hubert told her to for.
get II and back mp and como out
Of the Spirit World and slisht on
the Planet Earth.
SPEED THE DECREE.
He had been heartlsss on pre-
vious occasions. but this was the
first time he had been Mean
enough to renig on q mere side
issue such a. coming across with
the Loose Change.
Ethel was simply determined 10
have that Necklace. but the un-
feeling Wheip tried to kid her out
of the Notion.
While she was pulling . daily
Sick Headache in the hope Of
bringing him to Taw. the Maha.
rajah Of Umslopasus came along
and bought the Necklace, -
That was when Ethel had to be
takcn to Rest Cure In the Aus
trian Tyrol, and she never had
been the Same Woman since.
To all who had como pleading for
Reconciliation, Ethel had simply
hung out the Card, Nothing
Doing"
The professional Home.B .Biastsr
said she had enough on Hubert to
set her four Divorces. The Decree
would Be . Pipe.
Ethel said she hoped % and to
please push II along, 90 she had
quite . waiting-I.ist,
MORAL--Rufus had no business
buying the Clock.
tosp,risAs 1884 y sAs ssn ssaA,ssis
The Washington times., 1922-10-22

Wud Peach, registered in
~ the Family Bible as Susan
Aahaly.
Her Pap divided his time be.
tween collecting at the Toll-Gat.
and defending the Military Repu.
tation Of Andy jackson.
The family dwelt In what was
then regarded by Cambridge, Mass,
~ the Twilight Zone Of semi-Cul-
ture. viz. swisget County, Penn.
sylvania-
Susan wore Linsey! !woolsey from
Monday to Saturday. She never
had tampered with her Venue de
Milo Topography and she lid not
even suspect that Women had
Nerves.
When she was seventeen she had
. Forearm like q Member Of the
jTurnverein.
She knew how to Card and
Weave and Dye. Also she could
mako Loose Soap In q kettle Cut
In the Open Air.
Susan never fell down on her
salt-Rising Bread. Her Apple But
ter was always Al.
It was commonly agreed that
she would make soms Man . Good
Housekeeper. for she was never
sicNiy and could stay on her Feet
sixteen hours at q Stretch.
Already she was beginning 10
look down the Pike for . regular
Fellow.
In the year 1870. the Lass Of
seventeen who failed to get her
Hooks on sofne roaming specimen
Of the Opposite Gender was in
danger Of being whispered about
as an Old Maid. Celibacy was list
Cd with Arson and Manslaughte
Rufus was destined to be an
Hariy Victorian Rumny. but hs
could ifft . saw-Los. and he would
stand without being hitched. 90
Susan hailed him the third time
he came snooping around the Toll.
Gate.
Rufus ala not leave . window
TO hoist or . Fence to learn on.
But there II no Poverty In any
Pocket Of the Universe until
Wealth arrives and begins to get
Lusgy.
Susan thought she was olayins
IN rare Luck to snare . Six-Foot-
er who owned . good Squirrel
Rifle and could out.wrastls all
Corners.
sTAKED 70 PELTERs.
The Hills OF Pennsylvania were
becoming congested. with Neigh
bors not more than two or three
miles apart. 20 Rufus and his
Bride decided TO hit . New Trail
into the Dark Timber and grow
up with the Boundless West.
Relatives Of the Young Couple
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Charles Iryen, who was struck
By . hay fork about q month
ESQ and hurt badly. TO- such an
eItent fears were entertained
Of his ever being able TO walk,
but he Ii now improving nicely
and can walk without his cane.
The leather on his suspenders
saved him from being fatally
The Washington times., 1922-10-22
THE CAVE NAN PoTf.

Some several thssssnA ysars ass -
A bsssis- -jswsd NsaAdssshaiis lower
Prisksd ssvs-msn ssnssts On . ia,ap
Ana :aasssS:a N s,sk . nsd-p.sk 'rss.d II
whils on : sssr-sy rock ~ assst bis
D.sssas3 h,s ear With wis.sn.
tn. srs~iss iss's wss;s q ne ..,sy Jade.
Pieksd Yp his poetry and threw II
TIL. syii:iss 4 s,.y % s-.,ntly mark
Mav b. whs saa asnys-shas vsry
And ws can only hsps ths maias.
To such IN ardsntIy sxpressed spistie.
Dearest and ss's' ! sf'sn wonder '.h-
II cave men really managed thinrs
- bsdly. H0BATI0.