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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11
Laugh Line
His Viewpoint

His Viewpoint
"She stood beneath the mistletoe. .
did you kiss her?''
No"
why note"
Too easy Not much fun in kiss
ing EN- when they expect it,.
+
He Always Has An Umbrella
4 We were discussing the weather
Everyone had his likes CT dislike3
Finally we asked one rahe~ rortls.
man which he preferred, snow or
rain.
Wei" he slowly answered. az
Eu@ss | prefer rain because you don't
have to shovel it."
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11

ests is a species of robbery Southern politicians
may be deluded by the noise of northern-inspi
tariff agitators into supporting the high tariff pro-
gram, but they will find, in the end, that they
have sold their political birthright for mess Of
mighty poor pottage.
A tariff sufficient to provide reasonable
amount of the nations revenues, with such Incl
dental protection as may thus be afforded is as
far as southern sentiment is prepared to go in that
direction.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11
A GOOD EXAMPLE
Miami Metropolis. J

1t has always been source of wonder to OBJ
serving strangers why Florida does net live up
to its name THE Land CT Flowers" and be.
come the commercial supply state for most of the
flowers used in the country in the winter months.
Those observers will be interested in hearing
that Jupiter the lovely little East Coast county
north of Palm Beach, has begun the growing Of
ferns on large scale, and may set an example
for other Florida communities
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11
A MISTAKE

The Lakeland Telegram. in headline. on
January 5rd, says "Orlando Hotel Man Want
ed ny Dry Agents. The head-writer evidently
got the town Orange Park confused with
Orange county. No, it was not an Orlando
man.--Orando keporterStar.
- We plead guilty 10 the charge of being mistak
en-, and apologize. The Telegram certainly ha.
desire to cast any slurs On The lovely and pro-
gressiye city OF Orlando.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11

This is the age-old excuse that has kept many
a man from making his mark. In its capacity for
covering a multitude of shortcomings, it has no
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11

Luke Mathewsla's judgment as Il
weather prophet is the most reliable
in our community. OF course, he
misses a lot of his predictions, but he
cannot help that, because a good
many times, after he has predicted a
certain kind of weather, the condi-
tons change and something else
comes.
/ The Calf Ribs widow has written to
the advice department of the Lovers
Home Journal to try to find out if
Raj Barlow is sincere.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-01-11

Acquitted

II am sir remarked the solemn
visitor. "a poet"
Can You prove it?" asked the ed!-
tor.
i have the proof here with me-"
u m said the editor. after glNna-
ing AZ the lines submitted for his in
tpection. "The verdict. my dear sir,
Is not guilty. kindly close the door
as you go out. l cant b;ar to sit iii
"a draft. Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1922-07-20
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MAROA NOTES

Al the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. j. N
Blakeley Friday afternoon party
was given for their children. The
afternoon was spent in playing games
following which Ice cream and cake
were served.
John Belt and family have return
ed 10 the Maroa district. and are liv-
ing a half mile east OF the school
mousse They are employed by the
Crocker-Conoyer company
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II. Brown opened
their home to some friends Friday
evening. Progressive Rock was en-
Ioyed thruout the evening by eight
couples. Just before the wee sma
hours generous and delicious lun-
cheon was served.
Mrs. j. T. Greenwood Is taking
vacation. having gone to Shoshone
basin with Miss Fora Shurtllff and
the Camp Fire girls. from Twin Falls
Mrs. Calvin Mcbride and little
niece OF near Hazelton are visiting
here this week.
Mayor and Mrs. Tucker OF Twin
Falls spent the week end at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Chasteen
A. I. o'Rellly was In the Vicinity |
Monday organizing a club canning |
team. The team Is Eva and Neva
and Ruth Brown. Agnes
shubert and zola Bowlsby are assist
Ing Mr.. o'Reilly with the club work
his season
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1922-07-20

Precinct Commiflpsnaa.
Hansen rreclsel. entitled TO two
delegate 20 he County colsen.ion
presents Lawfente Hansen ana Ora
McVey IA such delegates. with W F..
Brewer as Precinct Committeeman
Holllster Precinct entitled 10 two
del sgaics 10 the County Convention
presents X. r. MorehOuse and Homer
w. Craven as such delesates.
MarOa Precinct. entitled 10 one
delegate 10 the County Convention.
presents John ID. kessler as such del
sgafe. with Y. j. Malone as Precinct
Com mltfeeman.
PROGRESSIVE
The Progressive party presents the
following: o. G. Hall OF Twin FAILS
for state senator Ellis S. Wood OF
Kimberly. HI. Murphy OF Maroa, and
Wills d. Hibner OF BUM. as repre-
,entatiyes. j. q. Reichers Of Filler,
Tor commissioner OF First District:
-. =. Balm or Murtaugh. for com
missioner OF Third District j o.
Noggle OF Twin Falls for Clerk OF
the District Court and Ex-Officio
Auditor and Recorder Harry ii
kinsey. for Prosecuting Attorney.
2. A. Littler OF Clover for County
Treasurer Walter NJ. Shriyer of
Deep Greek for sheriff, and r. r. |
pohinan Of Amsterdam, for Coun-
C. c. sIGGINs.
County Auditor.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1922-07-20
REVISED TRAIN SCHEDULE
WENT IN EFFECT SUNDAY

A new train schedule on the o s.
l.. went into effect Sunday The
change effects only one train. No.
155 that formerly arrived at 5:57 D.
IN. local time. This train now reach
es Filler at t:45 p. m.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1922-07-20
For Rent

FOR RENT--Nice 5-room house. on
ly si5.oo. Mrs. A. Duquesne. phone
S22. is-2tc
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26
Defuncsiye Music
Yonkers, frantically.

Yonkers, frantically.
Dear Burton:
And LAST week told an interviewer
thss you looked like tDeleted. Ed
However now enter the r. S. Eliot
competition of idiocy.
Let us begin otherwhere:
Let US start all over again. Engen.
dered bile hath swayed me from all
calm. went TO tea and there were
female poets. One had large eyes that
uieered In the drah. conifortless gloom,
and she said, "'Oh, keep The Dcgfar-
hence that's friend to men Is the su-
preme expression Of Despair in Our
Age" The other said, mo, no and
terqus. The Sup Expresh Is, ] will
show you fear in handful of dust"
A. youth who bore mid snow and ice
leaves that strew the vale at !.
Astor Place for John wanamaker has,
has, has his individual note in mems
apparel anyhow, this type said,
"No. To judge Eliot properly one
must--it becomes hortatory-under-
stand the full aexibiIity of his mind.
The German verse is exquisite" He
spoke and speaking passed and all the
forest after echoel "Feoli" !.
frradiste and, as always, egophobocen-
trie, nay mind divided itself swiftly
hither and thither and / wondered
whether or--since all these three have
the good countenance of "The New Re
pubiic"-~they knew that they were
quoting not Eliot, but Eliot's quota
tions?
wonder
Let us start all over again:
Horrible Jane, the Scottish bankers wits.
Drove rapt through Putney musing on
rose
carbuncular. the wide wings os her nose
Rose and were roses.
stckly blooms of Academe
Reciuses of the college close.
His train to Cambridge
Lett at half past ten.
When will you come down again2
When will you come back sgain7
Douglas, Douglas?
And II was not sin.
An undergraduate and Scots lad, too.
And If those women that take tea in the
Can have ave their their Weekend boys. well. SO
She drove through Putney. nusing on
rose.
The Last Land.
The car she sat In, all of lacouered jet,
Cleaned on the gravel and the graves
looked up.
|! For. as she came through the desert
thus ii vas.
Eyes that cleaned:
Had all tho seeming,
OF q demons that Is dreaming
VIII you go home. Madsm?''
NO. leave rue here
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26
Letters TO the Editor

Come back In half an hour"
At Eve there's tea.
Tea enc pals cakes and 3eilfes lucent 49,
re resas too much. Such men are &sH-
g6reus.
Horrible Jane. tie Scottish bankers wife.
by Mister aregs spsy q mn flsEssse Es
siagton. -
Desert.
Eyes that CLEANED
After the tunnuIt and the shouting died
S,is,sa afasr the noise vas nothing ia the saaa
Oniy men moved
Shoulders crunched under. cut By coFds
That sweat sase6 sof second on shs
aeeh..
Men moved toward Thebss IA stavh
professional.
And the marble moved.
Marble behind men.
Lsbor was cheap then.
gray marble moving comes TO naovs no
I'm movable marble that a German lev
selis TO Weishmsn. (ssFnpies sent to
Our Workshop az Skutarf Tn1ftxS.
spoekemed.)
IrnrnovabIs marble. moving west,
Comes to green Kenssl.
(Was It ever Ereen7 Green Hsfda az
the chrlstrnas trade. eve collars
fifty at Brentanos) =
Marols comes, desert 20 desert, throuats
two thousand years
Desert 70 Scottish Jane. the bsnkera
She unused through Kensal to her
sepalehfe.
Nausoisun
This, the worlds wonder. ArssrassfA esve
Because she loved Mausosos daathIeesIy.
II Q nenuphar blanc, the above tosh
should be printed seriously, and epigo-
nal larvse of the literary sw- mn ere
to praise the direct and indirect Is
quotations as original verse and not
as associative what word!J trans-
fers, should have in me an adunora-
tion of Eliot's moods on reading some
of the American comment. IL now be-
comes your duty on behalf Of Eliot to
tabniste The Waste Land for the ben
eft of the morons. Personally. / seem
to think that he hits harder than Joyce.
Would you like some green Chartreuse :?
THOMAS BEER.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26
What l. Reality, Really?
By VIII Cuppy

THE PHILOSOPHY OF HUMANtsM. BY
Niscount Haidane. Yale University Press.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26


"Wot's your religion, Kid? Wot's
your wild hunger to touch things,
Pete, alongside the dream dreamedl y
seems TO contain the very essence Of
tne poetic or spiritual longing that in
some OF us is consciously artieuIate
and in others is merely an unknown
6eslre. Again, Were saved to live, to
De alive, !. Why, that's the same
as being saved" contains in itself a
whole philosophy of being.
In this year when both European
and American dramatists are produc-
ing plays, thousands of words long.
containing theoretical abstractions
about marriage and adultery, suicide
and life which leave the actors
breathless and the audiences drowsy,
II hardly seems fair to dispose SO
lightly of o dramatic effort which is
primarily so simple, human and withal
so satisfying, at least to some of us.
DOROTHY K. EARLE.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26

HEN Viscount Haldane last
year in his bulky philosoph-
ical work, "The Reign OF
Relatively" devoted several
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26
A Modern Gissing

Dear Sir:
Your mention to-day Of Elliot Il.
Paul interests me much. Isn't there a
kind of parallel between his present
life and that of George Gissing, before
the latter's fortunes were improved. az
told In Henry Ryecroft"? 1t seems to
me there is, and such devotion to that
best of all meters. letters, is stimu-
hating to one who holds literature dear.
It pleases me greatly to think that
there is now writing in Boston, so
fallen from its former literary state, a
person so interesting as Mr.. Paul
must be.
CHARLES NJ. FLEISCHNER. !
ai7 Memorial Quadrangle, New Hs-
ven, Conn.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-26

The stick-Up"
na usaf Mr. Raseoe: It occurred to
s5,,s, reading Miss Charlotte Deans
Sa.sa [ Of "The Stick-Up" in last
sons sas Tribune that she must, from
is,s. y oseeessity, have given Pierre Low
sas wo,,sa 1ae Act Play hasty reading, or
Isss Is.ss It as Is fantastic ',ariy fantasy'n ans
plasssss. winter, when the ProvIncatow
ssss sss9s So IL produced "The stiek-up.s I
NV that IMPRESSED ; s, BY its poetic philoso.
s.sI rss Just read It in book Hfe fa,,. smes d
tons ass T. i is one of the real contribn- iaal
yssr 4 rarE English gs drama in tic last last
sispliefitsyr fsr = from being fantastic---its
ssss sss with With real power ~ it 'sagnase sae, con
sas syease soy :, Tor peace after labor and
lsasins q accomplishment aboye I tha
ZOE gain. The last sentence y
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
Home Nursing and Health Hints

meals. Cooks who were constantly
annoyed because meals were ruined
while the fond parents waited on
King Baby.
And King Baby himself. as he was
graduated from bottles to spoons and
cups, became power unto his house
hold Meal time was an abomination
to the nursemaids, who came and
went almost as promptly. because
the baby was spoiled"
The parents had contracted the
habit of rushing away from the table
at cry from the baby, of bolting
meals hurriedly, of catching trains
with a sandwich in their hands.
The baby bolted his food, cried for
the things he wanted, churned in his
Sass of milk with his fist, and
scorned cereal without thick coatings
of sugar. He developed likes and
dislikes. He wouldn't eat at meal
time, and he wept for food at awk-
ward hours of the day and night. He
wanted to be amused at meal time.
ometimes he had to be bribed in or
der to eat.
Then came a little brother.
start right with this one pleaded
the grandmother who had come to
visit. Don't spoil him. Train him
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
Rx DR.. 3. 4. BISHOP

Mosquito bite is a trivial thing.
We are all bitten by mosquitoes hum
dreds of times during the summer.
A bite doesn't bother much, though
1t itches severely for few minutes.
But If left alone. will cease to trou-
BILE after a short time.
But did you ever stop to realize
that every time you are bitten you
with malaria?
Malaria is spread only by the mos
quito. Eliminate mosquitoes and you
get rid of malaria.
Few of the troubles called malaria
by most people are really of malarial
origin. They are usually due for the
most part to bad digestion. or bad
elimination through skin, kidneys or
bowels.
Malaria itself is due to an invasion
Of the blood by a tiny germ more
complex than the bacteria which
cause most OF our infectious dis
eases.
1t goes through several stages of
development something like those of
a frog or butterfly. 1t is an organ
ism which cannot live and multiply
in the human blood alone. but must
the human body.
While in the blood il lives within
the corpuscles themselves. At a
certain stage. it frees itself and
swims about in the blood. When this
occurs, the patient has fever and
chills with all the symptoms OF true
malaria.
Now comes along a mosquito and
bites the person stricken with ma
laria- 1t sucks up some of the blood.
The malaria germ then enters the
mosquito and lives the rest Of its
life.
In changing its home from the
human body to that of mosquito it
changes also in form, becoming what
We might call the larva or offspring
of the original germ.
When this germ natures suffi-
ciently it wanders through the It's
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
Fight Mosquitoes; They Spread Malaria

sues of the mosquito to the salivary
glands and when the insect pushes
its proboscis through the skin of a
human body, the organism passes
easily into the fluids of the individual
bitten.
And thus malaria is spread. always
in an endless chain. from human be-
inb to mosquito and from mosquito
back to human being again.
Quinine is the specific remedy for
the disease for it kills the germ in
the human blood. Besides quinine,
OF course, a general and sensible
means of treatment must be used.
such as proper diet, proper cleansing
of the skin, and proper evacuation
of the bowels.
So far as the family is concerned,
the treatment of the disease is not
so much the giving of quinine. for
that should be directed by the physi-
clan, but the prevention of spread
of the disease.
Mosquitoes should not be allowed
TO bite the patient because in this
way they get material 70 infect other
people. Every person with malaria
should be screened off and other
wise protected from the insects.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
TRAIN FOR CONTROL
" n. AppINGTo
BY n. ADDINGToN BRUCE,
Author Riddle of Personality" Self Etc.
lCopvrioht 1922 by Associated Newspapers1


Training for the establishing and the
of responsibility %
unknown in
appear to granted training
children school
lmoste entirely TO the school
But habits of behavior formed early
efforts of the school point culture
little result
deporabe proportion of Who
mentally, undeveloped
Eg0sieai overeotona ssfndulsen questioning
chiefly and pleasure they are unit 20 with the realities OF
to up Ife's tasks and solve its problems.
grief in the great adventure Of M
lacks
intellect When the motive dominates the
accompshingony halt
which lifetime Of mediocry earning
likely be imparing the
life 1t that the
prevenabe diseases could be cut than in
half training for control universally begun when and as
And there likewise apprscabe impressive
of afflicted alady
This maady,
describe them has definitely traced in anh
nothing
enabling eoonay uncontrolled from situations
them because they uncontrolled
Of the the bottom Of
which
fostered should have BEEN Or again.
the chief factor
result OF deficient training for control
divoreehess.
lack
thrown
schools either have not
the beginning training or nave nor
enough.
host spoiled remarked
tar first months Of their lNes.'
training for control be best carried the home?
To will another day.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

as If the garden belonged to them,
for the old man sat aloof on his ver-
and and never spoke to them They
felt, however, that he was watching
them keenly.
At last when the garden began to
look tidy and happy again the old
man came down. You're doing a
the business. It's been real pleasant
to sit up there and see you down
here working. I made up my mind
| when 1 got so 1 could not touch my
garden that nobody should ever put
finger to it again, but I'm glad Of
what you've done. And I think the
garden is glad, too. I ought to pay
| you something better than thanks
why, we've been paid?" ELY cried.
s'Paid? How?" He looked at her
| incredulously.
We've been paid thousand times
over" ELY said, earnestly. "You
don't know what 1t has meant to us
| to be here in this lovely garden.
Roger says it has heartened him for
many days work and to me it has
| been"
at has been very pleasant to have
l
| so pleasant that I've decided that I'd
like to have you in the house, too.
There it stands, furnished from top
| to bottom, and empty except for one
/ lonely old man." He smiled sadly.
Come and live in it if you wish. I'll
not bother you. I'll stay in my wing,
out of the way. Now I'm going to
leave you and let you talk it over"
| He walked away.
Ely looked after him and then at
| Roger.
| do you know" Roger said. 1--WE
! always seemed to see you up there on
the balcony waiting for me when
came home from work"
Ely caught his hand. "Oh, Roger .
she said, unsteadily. isn't it wonder
| full what has come to us? How glad
1 am l found this garden"
! Maybe the garden is glad it found
you" replied Roger. Loyalty.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
WHY BR'ER COON is CURIOUS

so neither shadow nor scent betrays
you.
His nose goes in every hole. IL
mouse. rat, lizard. crawfish or ground
squirrel is at home he adds it to his
meal If the badger is not. he crawls
in TO see how it fits his own curves:
he might wish TO occupy it. But why
does he claw up the roots of wild
lilac bush? Are there grubs to be
found? Aye, and a certain tasty little
snake, hardly bigger than bait If one
be brisk enough at digging it; one
which never comes into the light. You
would never find it il he did not.
He takes an interest in birds. Pres
entity he forces his way through
thick-set bush and thrusts paw into
their hidden nest. He has marked it
down as neatly as you mark a bee
line to a honey tree-a trick he
knows as well as you. He even turns
up dropped leaf and rasps a cacoon
fro mthe back of it with an appre-
ciative tongue.
1t is because he never feels quite
safe on the earth or because he loves
a coming tower that he always
climbs once his stomach is comfort
ably lined? In default of a tree he
takes a rockpile. Here he is most
curious of ALL How elaborately he
shifts. peers into every crack. even
stands on tiptoe. All to make sure
the Footless One has no previous
claim.
His curiosity PAYS. PAYS him as
VEL a. itssdQes the only other beast
s. f4 ~ 81 Il moro curiouS-nan.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

to eat properly. It's simple matter
If you start early"
And the young parents decided.
A Healthier, Happier Baby
The new baby was fed and left In
peace. There were no rushes to the
nursery at meal hours. Visitors were
debarred at bottle time, instead of
being urged to come in and watch
the little darling take his bottle" And
the new baby was placid and happy.
like a little animal, He ate, and
slept, and smiled. and played with his
feet and hands.
And meal times in the household
began to come back to normalcy
When the second baby was grad
uated to a spoon and a plate he had
learned to eat at proper intervals. To
eat and drink what was placed before
hiR. When chewing time arrived he
was taught to chew his food thor
oughly and encouraged to eat slowly.
There were no more admiration par
ties in the nursery at meal time.
He drank milk because it was set
before him.
He ate bread without jam, or with
jam, and had neither likes nor dis
likes, because he had been trained to
eat properly.
And he was healthier, happier
baby than the first.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
BY JOHN RREcK

Curiosity may be fatal for cat.
but for a coon-it is his native air!
From the day his first quail Is
hushed in his mothers fur to the
one when the wildcat catches him,
curiosity is his outstanding virtue, or
his besetting sin. according to your
relations. Nothing is too trivial to
take his attention or too strange TO
call for his cautious investigation.
IL you try to tame him his very
timidity soon vanishes before his irk
to poke his nose into everything And
its very flexibility guarantees that it
will lead him into unpredictable in
discretions. Looted poultry yards,
ripped screens. rifled pantries. and
still more sinful havoc on the closet
shelf to which he retires to recu-
perate for further feats Of vandalism
mark his wake when he Is ION the
loose" But satan has not caught his
paws in civilized idleness. Dear. no.
He is merely normally busy little
coon.
If you could watch him In the wild
you would know that. But you sell
dom do. In the woods he prefers to
snooze the sunny hours in some
swaying eyrie of a tree crotch. IT is
on some mountain slope, above the
timber line, you may see him stroll
out of the brush to dig a feed of
camass roots in the upland meadow
below you Provided. Of .aalAxsematlaat
sun and wind are hqk
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
IF YOU ARE
WELL BRED

You will not serve hot breads,
such as toasted English mullins or
scones, at your formal social
events but will reserve them for
informal parties.
You will wear gloves with COL
ored stitehinas only with sport
clothes.
You will, when called to the
telephone, allow the person who
called you to terminate the con-
versation. 1t is always the priviI-
ege of the caller to bring the call
to q close.
You will make your converse
tions as brief as possible when you
are using the telephone of friend
or neighbor.
You will make known your
identity Immediately upon getting
the person called whether you are
speaking to friends or trades
people.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
FOOD PARALLELS FOR PARENTS

ITO think that such scrap of
roseleaf flesh and soft white flannel
can be such a little despot," mur-
INJURED the young mother, coming
back to the table for the fourth time.
She was still at the stage of dashing
to the nursery at the least suspicion
OF sound from the little white bed
where the new baby slept.
He certainly holds this household
in the hollow of his hand said the
young father. proudly. ''But | wish
he wouldn't wake at meal time-al-
ways" And he ate cold pudding re-
signedly after three rushes to the
nursery between soup and dessert.
Your mother says you always
woke and cried at meal time, dear"
said the young mother, half reproach-
fully.
Il don't see why my son should
follow such bad example" began
the young father, half rising at the
sound Of a squeak from the adjoin-
ing room.
King Baby Reigned Supreme
And so it was at every meal during
that first year.
Cold soup. cold puddings, half eaten