The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-14

Five varieEated sombreos have oeen
tossed into the political arena LOT wv
Republican nomination for U. D seh'NIo'
from West virginia. The DeTnoct@
more modest or. perhaps more cautious
have thrown only two sky pieces t"'o
the senatorial ringbut one or these
feathers on It. These ambitious u,Ie'
a. so let's give them the douo'e "
MttIe more calcium. watson
Mercy. what funny assortment o. o.
r,,,.sb.dss and how antiquated. II
variety be the spice OF life. this eAnn'
nation bout ought to be a regular no.
,aualn festival Style? Why, there
lots Of style in fact. every poA'.S"'
style from the early eighties on,
step up closer. dear voters ana 'e' :
see how they suit our political ana So
Geological compilations
An. first Of al, here we have pic
tu-esoue nut canopy. albeit someWnaS
rusty and frayed at the edges " 'ue
Of brim and high OF crown. II attrac ATTRACTS
immediate attention. Stylish< wen,
TIL saw so-about the time tnat Jau'es
r blaine took a second helping or
Maine potatoes. Size. please, watson :
6 80 Ahem. thought so-desis-
,a,ed 70 make a little homore look DIX
Ir might attract Texas cow-punche'
on a cactus wine spree. but not the po-
l:ticallv elite OF. West Virginia. 1h's
particular cabbage leaf il known as
the professional politician style ana
was once quite popular. but II IS NOT
now being worn by the politically Wen
dressed Let's see: what names on
the tar. Well. we'll. II II doesn't De-
long 10 Cousin Abe Lilly. OF Charles
TON. Reck,by. Princeton and-where-
aver there are votes. An amiaeie. hama
shakiny speech making, Transforming
noIiticIan Of the old school-nire gent
oil right. but not on the calling hst
OF the Efficiency Experts.
A Derby.
An here's n derby--and deroys are
always a In mode. Can be worn Win
equal proprIetY 10 a festival or run
eral Affected by certain type OF
middfe-aged, middle-class gentlemen
who wish 10 appear eminent!y respect,
ehlc. Looks like IT belongs 20 smaII
town merchant or banker or something
~ the sort. Not large stze-out
sminentIy respectable. mind You.
what's the name. Watson: Edwards?
oh. YES | have heard OF him. Makes
mattresses down Huntington way does
M he \ good fellow. they say and
we'll liked In his home town. rats
the Riddles on the head and SrFes them
rcnnieS-SOmetlmeS. fiasH Nio''''No
much hut would like lo-ar govern
rnent expense. Probably doesn't know
the difference between ad valorem anu
adj libiturn. but would IKE to learn
a. government expense. Can't probably
make better mattresses than laws and
IN the interest OF the great sleeping
rublic. should not be urged TO change
his vocation.
A Velour.
what's this. velour. as sure as
you are born Not new. but we'll
brushed up. Probably just been reno
waited by the >descendent OF Demosthe-
aes around the corner. The kind OF
hat mat you can sleep on. rub up with
a bath towel and then wear TO Bap-
tist deacon's yestry meeting. You
never can tell much about that kind or
mushroom. 1t Is quite practical.
however. and will stand rough and
tumble fight better than derby. Mud
brushes off easily and fuzz covers up
the grease spots. What size. watson
Only 6'a? Ye gods. l thought IL was
bigger than that. But as l said be-
fore. you can never tell about We
lour They all look bigger than they
are Who's the proud owner?
what's that" How do you
speu it-with * or an W?
N-E-E-L-Y-riEhto. Used to be In the
House of welp-representativea. didn't