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Evening star., 1922-05-24

to Bettlehem. Pa. tomorrow to attend
the annual Bach festival tomorrow.
Friday and Saturday She will go to
New York from Bethlehem and will
return to Washington the end of next
week.
An interesting ceremony will take
place in the home OF the Secretary OF
Commerce and Mrs. Hoover Friday
afternoon at 4 o'clock when Mrs.
Victor I. Zelov, formerly Miss Helen
Hill Hopkins, will be decorated with
the Girl Scouts bronze medal for
Evening star., 1922-05-24

vaIor awarded for bravery and re-
sourcefulness in the Knickerbocker
disaster. Mrs. Hoover, national presi-
dent OF the Girl Scouts, will present
kthe medal and Will afterward serve
tea to the members Of the Scout troop
and the National Council Of Girl
Scouts. who will be present.
Col. and Mrs. Alexander Elliot Will
Hams are closing their home on June
1, preparatory to leaving for over
seas. Col. Williams goes under orders
for adjustment of surplus supplies of
Evening star., 1922-05-24

RS. HARDING is receiving a
NH number of guests by special
IH appointment at the White
House this afternoon. These
events are particularly attractive at
this season, as the windows Of the
state suite all open onto the south
front lawn and flower gardens.
Mrs. Coolidge will serve as patron
ess for the Fairmont School gradu-
ating class Of 1922 to be held in the
Willard room of the New Willard
Hotel at O'Clock tonight. DR.. Henry
Louis Smith of the Washington and
Lee University will deliver an ad-
dress, American Opportunities" 1t
was Dr. Smith who presented to the
British government in London a year
ago copy of the Houdon statue of
George Washington, in the capital at
Richmond. for the Virginia legisla-
Evening star., 1922-05-24

the Quartermaster Corps when final
troops return to homeland. His in
spection will consume some months.
Mrs. Williams goes to Paris to place
her young daughter in school.
Mr.. and Mrs Theodore Marburg
closed their Baltimore home yester-
day and have gone to Lake Mohonk
for a months stay before going
abroad for the summer.
Mrs. John C. Fremont has left Wash
ington for the summer and is with
Evening star., 1922-05-24

her mother, Mrs. Juliet Van wyck
Anderson at her country home in
Pemberton, n. j.
Sir Douglas Hall, Bart and M. p.
Of London and Lady Hall are guests
at the Powhatan.
The Franco-American ball which
Will be given tomorrow evening at
the New Willard for the benefit OF
French orphans will have an excep-
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Evening star., 1922-05-24
( 500 i9GifCY1
Mrs Harding Will Receive Number 0
Guests by Special Appointment
at the White House Today.

ture. and which now stands in Trafal-
gar Square, London.
The alumnae breakfast for the
graduating class was held at the New
Willard today, when Representative
Alice Robertson and DR.. John ]. Ti-
CERT were speakers.
NJ. and Nine. Jusserand
Honor Guests at Dinner.
The ambassador OF France and Nine.
Jusserand will be the guests. of honor
at dinner which Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
erick A. Delano will give this even-
ing at their residence, 1928 10th
street.
The ambassador of Peru and Sonora
de Pezet entertained box party at
the Shubert- Theater last
evening for the performance OF "A
Manageable Mother" in which Mrs.
Clarence Crittenden Calhoun, the
playwright. and her husband, Capt.
Calhoun, take part. The ambassador
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26

The pens of some writers might well be
called bull pens.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
MEET THE CHAMP

Perhaps while moseying about in the yard
You've met the lollop who inspired this
bard
To take up his pen and write without jest
"The know-it-a altman is the worlds
creates pest"
Should an argument rise on the making
of tin
He sticks out his tongue and starts wag-
ging his chin.
He knows all about it; it's color and
weight
And if you disagree he'll end the debate
With, "Don't tell me! on tin I've been fed
I've dissolved it in water and ate it with
bread"
And if in your ignorance a question you'll
ask,
He Immediately dons an incredulous mask.
"What?" he will cry, us it true you don't
know
The number of flakes in a falling of snow?
It's as plain as your nose, with it's crimson
hue,
(Which hurts my eyes and obstructs my
view.)
If you count them some day when you
have time
You'll find that I'm right and my know
ledge is prime.
And so he will rave and chatter and pirate,
Till you long to raise bumps on his
macadamzed pate.
Now Pm not learned or versed in the arts,
Nor am | wit or a scholar of parts.
But there's one thing | know-the lollop
kings crest
Belongs to this man, the worlds greatest
pest
No need to say more, you know the man,
He's picture is on every salmon can.
L. F. II.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
BAND CONCERT

The band concert given under the aus
pices of the Pierian Chautaqua Circle on
Sunday, October 22nd was all that could
be desired. Too much praise cannot be
bestowed upon Musical Director R. J.
Reichkitzer for the remarkable success he
has achieved in building up so wonderful
musical organization as the Minnesota
State Prison Concert Band. We are con-
ident that it is equal to any musical or
ganization of like nature in the state
The program was rendered in an most
artistic manner and was enthusiastically
received by an audience numbering some
thing over two thousand persons. The
entire program was so excellent and so
well rendered that it would not be fair
to say that any one particular piece was
more deserving of credit than another.
However, the vocal selections by Mr.. L.
F. J. and Mr.. E. w. and the whistling act
of Mr.. St. J. and the Hawaiian selections
by Messrs. L. and B. made decided hit
with the audience.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
HEMP

A recent issue of THE MIRROR carried a
news item to the effect that 1890 bales of
fibre had been received at the institution in
one day. Strictly speaking this informa-
ton was not quite accurate, for consider
able more than that amount was received
in the yard. What actually occurred was
this: 1890 bales of Manila Hemp, each
averaging 273 pounds in weight, were un-
loaded from cars, trucked into warehouse,
and there inspected, sorted, weighed and
piled. However, on the following day,
which,, incidentally, was Friday the 18th,
even that record was shattered for 1885
similar bales were likewise disposed of on
that day.
The last above figure, statistically stated,
indicates that four bales per minute, or
one every fifteen seconds, was scaled, in
spected and piled. The actual working
time applied to the handling of 1,435 bales
was six hours the other two were devoted
to the assembling of extra crews and daily
routine. Nine truckers did the hauling
from cars to storage piles, which is at the
rate of 43,S50 pounds per man per day.
In order to keep the floor clear, two electric
hoists were in continuous operation, and
part of the time three were required.
1t might also be pertinent to remark that
1,400 bales were handled on October 18th.
r. l. J.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
FORGET THE PAST

Remember not the yesterdays,
Their trails or their tears.
Rene nber not their bitterness,
Nor any of their fears.
Forget the past, the troubled past,
Forget and turn away
From all the discord and the strife
That darkened yesterday.
Wait not upon tomorrow's aid
1t matters not the plea.
Nor build upon tomorrow's joy
However great 'twould be
Tomorrow is false pretense
With naught on which to stand,
So very near and yet SO far
1t never comes to hand.
Oh seek and find with open heart
The many things indeed
That fit the present moments for
Supplying every need.
Arise and take advantage of
The blessings by the way.
Unsee the past-the future too
And live just for today.
Select
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
SILENT PHILOSOPHY
Contributed

Contributed
About the only thing some heads are
good for is hair farm.
Unless somebody says it with coal there
wont be any flowers left to say it with.
The pens of some writers might well be
called bull pens.
The only thing Volstead and Milwaukee
have in common is the fact that they were
both made famous by bow of ribbon.
When YOU give advice there's always the
chance somebody will take it. Be careful,
l was going to say, possibility, but didn't
know how to spell it. You know its fine
thing to have a synonym for the words
you can't SPELL In fact if it were not for
this fact there are a lot of words we
would never hear.
The young fellow who sleeps on his
job will, when he get old, find his job
hard mattress to sleep on.
J. D. Bradley, former president of the
National Coal Association, in commenting
on the loss due to the coal strike said:
"If every family in America were to pay
$45.OO it would barely cover this loss"
Why the eff" Mr.. Bradley? they'll pay all
right
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
WHY TELL?

l read piece the other day,
Just suited to my mind;
1t said before we tell tale,
Let's think if it be kind.
And vet there is another thing,
We ought to think of, too;
We want to be quite certain
The tale we tell is true.
And still another question is,
What good will telling do?
And will it not be just as well,
That no one know we knew?
Sue G.. Bruin
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
MIRRORETTES

NllN\ONE1
Yard privileges were extended to the
night crew on Monday.
Christian Science services were held
in the chapel Sunday morning.
Chaplain Benson conducted religious
services in the chapel last Sunday.
The game scheduled for next Satur-
day, NJ. S. P. Regulars versus The Utechts.
-A-199 would like to exchange Motion
Picture or the Winnipeg Free Press for
Musical Messenger. Numbers first or
second.
"A new stack is being erected on the
blast furnace in the foundry. 1t is the
same diameter as the old one, but ten feet
higher.
To paraphrase an old saying, "com-
ing events cast their odors afore" Herr
Lmburger is due to arrive next week with
a timely article.
Major R. NJ. Youell, Warden of the
state prison at Richmond, Va. was visi-
tor to this institution on October 18th. The
Major was greatly interested in our print
ing department and stated that they had
installed printing department, about the
same size as ours, some twelve months ago.
The Reformatory Pillar, St. Cloud
says: Several changes have been made in
the personnel of some departments of this
Institution. Mr.. Rasmussen has charge of
the print shop. Several new machines are
on the way and will make our printing
office an up-to-t he-minute shop"
We wish to congratulate the publishers
of the Reformatory Pillar on the wonderful
Improvement in the appearance OF their
paper.
w. c.: Any event that is participated
in bv all of the states and territories and
the District of Columbia is an national
affair. Consequently holiday that is OBJ
served by all the states and territories and
the District of Columbia must, perforce, be
a national holiday. If the question referred
to had been: What are the national legal
holidays designated by Congress? we
would have replied by saying "there are
none" as congress has no jurisdiction to
appoint one.
Judging from the interest displayed
by our inmates in the last two games OF
ball, we are under the impression that if,
next year, we were to have two M. S. ?.
clubs, say one from Cell House A and one
in Cell House B, there would be still
greater interest taken in the game. We
could have an outside team in on every
other Saturday and the local clubs play on
intervening Saturdays. The home clubs to
alternate in playing the visiting clubs.
What do YOU think of the idea, boys?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
MOTION PICTURE SHOW

The motion pictures Sunday, October
%, 1922, consisted of: Harry Gribbon in
"Scrappily Married, two-reel comedy;
Kilograms, one reel Current Events Neal
Burns in "Man VS.. Woman" two-reel
comedy. Distributed by First National.
The following musical program was
rendered.:
March-The Jolly General --------Moret
Selection-Once Upon a Time-----Olcot
Fox Trot-Hot Lips --------------Bu sse
Waltz Ballad-My Buddy ---Donaldson
Popular Hit-Say it While Dancing
Novelty-Those Longing For You Blues
--------------------- WeStbhaI
Description Lullaby ------Hahn
Popular Number-Just One More Dance
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Curtis
Italian Novelty One Step-Figaro--DaVid
Finale-King Carnival ------Rosey
R. J. REIcHKITzER,
Musical Director.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
THE OPTIMIST

l sing a song to the Optimist,
To the man who is brave and strong
Who keeps his head when things 60 right
And smiles when things go wrong.
l am proud of the genial Optimist
His radiant voice and speech;
He helps to smooth the rugged path
OF all within his reach.
l like the way of the Optimist,
Who looks for the bright and best;
He scatters sunshine as he goes
And leaves his fellows blest.
l am glad to meet the Optimist
With his message of good cheer;
He carries hope and confidence
To those assailed by fear.
So here's song to the Optimist,
Who laughs and works and sings,
And daily shows this weary world
The way to better things
-GrenziHe Kleiser
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
CHAPEL SERVICES

The following services were held in the
chapel Sunday morning, October %, 1922,
Rev. c. E. Benson, officiating.
March-The Drum Major -----Orchestra
Balad-Love Me Orchestra
Holy, Holy, Holy ----------Congregation
Invocation -------------------C Chaplain
Gloria -------------------- Congregation
Scripture Reading Chaplain
Hymn-Come, Holy Spirit Congregation
Andante neutrality-suspicious.
Hymn-What a Friend We Have in
Jesus -------------------Congregation
March-Thc Flying Ace ----Orchestra
K. J. REICHKrzER,
Musical Director.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
INMATES ATTENTION!

Inmates will observe the follow
ing rules to insure prompt service.
Place register number in upper right
hand corner of envelope in space
printed for same, and to be covered
by stamp (see card in your celD.
Sign your full name to all letters.
F. T. PICULELL,
Deputy Warden.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
NOTICE TO INMATES

You are hereby directed to place
your copy of The MIRROR at the foot
of your bed on the morning follow
ing the day on which it is delivered
to your cell. compliance with
this order will cause forfeiture of
privileges.
F. T. PICULELL,
Deputy Warden.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-10-26
REASONABLE

REASONABLE
''You told me these were fast colors.
They went in a week"
"Well, you couldn't ask anything faster
than that"
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-02-02
Fine for L,lznhe8c

s.imes.t. Sec-etars-f sDty!s expects Z,
spenl ABOUT a -weSa. aste resting n ~.
stated, s.sls .SS;i s.tsn sv.uru 70 wfsh
lng5 s.Il. as. II
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-02-02
STONINCTON

Sunday evening DR.. Thompson Of the
First Baptist church will again have an
Illustrated lecture. this being the second
one n tlls evening service, with moving
pictures.
Wednesday evening there was social
a. the Wequetequock Community housc
and refreshments enjoyed
The business OF the late Oscar Pcndle-
Ton is being cared for BY a former en-
ployed Louis Ha~ .1ond OF the borough.
This business w-s carried on for the past
so years by the owner il being one Of the
Oldest stands n the borough.
Work or the land east Of the borough
IS practically at q standstill as the re-
cent storm has hindered all progress.
The land owned by Oliver Perdleton, is
being gotten IN readiness as fast as pos
s.bie for a bungalow which is to De built
there.
Ernest F.. Williams. A. B. Fort and
Allen Slsde. master and deacons Of Asy-
lum lodge. No. ST. T. and A. NJ, are in
Hartford ;1is week attendin gthe annual
communication CT the grand lodge OF
Connecticut.
5fTs. Theodore Hyde and son George,
who have been spending the week in
Hartford have returned home.
O. -. Williams o. New York IS the
guest o. friends here for the weekend.
Charles I. willard has returned after
Two weekly stay in New York
Not much ice remains in the harbor.
This winter cells have not been plenti-
ful here. owing 20 the Recovered har-
boz
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-02-02
TREATY FOR LIMITATION
OF NAVAL ARMAMENT
Continued From Page one>

Continued From Page one)
contains o-Iy the following preamble in
explanation q the purposes Of the i've
contracting powers n reaching the
EEres=srrs SET forth
Desiring 70 contribute 70 the main
tenz1ce % tbs general pesce and to re-
ecce TIE Burdens ot competition IN anna
=szt.
Have resolved, nth view to accom- =
o-s1.zg these purposes 70 conclude z
treaty 70 limit their respective naval
armament. and 10 that end have appoint
e as their plenipotentiaries-." The
lzmes o. TIE delegates Of the powers
follow.
90 Separate Articles.
TIE treaty Is divided into three chan
.srs. Chapter one contains the general
language Of the agreements covered in
90 separate articles.
Chapter two contains the detailed,
specific agreements on naval matters,
many OF them IN complicated tabular
TORN. which anpIify and complete the
meaning Of the general agreements of
chapter one
Chapter three is devoted to 'nisceIlan-
sous provisions" and contains four ad-
1itioual articles Of the treaty.
Chapter one IS headed:
General provisions relating to the
Imitation Of uayad armament"
Article one thsrsuuJe- is merely the
-F-eereat 90 limit naval armament as
provided IL the treaty.
.-r-i1le TWO provides that the contract
l-E PAYERS may retain respective capita
an.1- specified En- Da-t enc ctaor two
-l- shipz -'-us named 7ra IS follows:
CritFJ Sta.es-AIe rrl4nd Carfornia
TF-uc5s--. E-l1- N-r Mexico. Miss.s-
.'--i Ar.z'r- Pennsylvania. Oklahoma
o;r-- T. ~ E-IE Texas. Arkansas
-vrc- ia-. Tt-r. .-crih Dakota, Delaware
--0-5l tonnage 50J $50.
Cree. Britain -- Royal Sovereign. Ro-
.7 C5t Revenge. 2eeolutiov, Families
l~. N.reIt. E.artaw. Queen Eliza
-fr- Nas1'ts. Iieabo'v. Emperor If In
-ia --5r Duse, Marlborough Hood. Re
-r0-. re7u.se. Tiger. Thundere5. kim
T.-."- n. LAX, Ceaturion-total ten
100 s1+56.
E---''--i3-ecagns. Lorraine. Provence
P@-ir. Fr.-t-. Jean Bart. Courbet. Ode
ro- l.-i-a--total tonnage o21.e7O.
-.~ly - Andre Doria, CATO Duilio
-onte ii Cavo-r Cui!!o Cesare. Len
sr6o a Ninc'. Dante AIigheri, Roma
Nspot. Titt9-io. Ernauuele, Regina
z-sna--totsl TONNAGE 1s2. 500.
Ja0a.-Nutso. Nagst0. Hiugs. Ise
Tsmashro. FU-So. Kirish.ma. Haruna
Heyel. EonEo-totsl tonnage 301, 800.
Rules For ScrapplnS Vessels.
Artide two then provides that or
the coming into force Of the treaty al
other cspital ships built or building
by the FIVE powers shall be disposed o
as described in chapter two, part two
fhe reference being TO the exte0siv,
rules for scrapping vessels Of war" car
led IN the Part two mentioned
Article one then provides that in ad
dition 20 the specified capital ships 'th'
United States may complete and retain
two ships OF the West Virginia class
now under construction" and on thei
conpietiou dispose Of the North Dakots
ard Delaware under the scrapping rules
Vhilo Great Britain ''in accordance witt
the replacement tsbte'' carried in chapte
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WESTERLY

PUmaseeR xenfhan has made ar
-a1gemsnts fer sealed proposals for the
pnaatior Of carrier Of mails between
Wes<eriy and North Stcnington. This
calls for delivery from March 1, 1922, to
June 1879 and 1s round trips week
must be made The fourth assistant post
master general win award the contract
70 the lowest bidder. A bond Of $1,000
has 10 be furnished by each bidder
The death Of Mrs. Lillian NJ. Reming-
ecn. Sunday night, at her home in Prov
Aence, came as q shock to her many
friends here Mrs Remington for years
taught dancing at the A o. H. hall, also
al Weuuetequoek casino.
Bradford Field paid an eficial visit
70 the troop Of Boy Scouts Tuesday eve
ming. The boys entertained their guest
with Sings and speeches. Many of the
wednesday caIss were promoted to first
-lar- A substantial lunch was enjoyed
lie Mary A. Pendleton, So, former
eldcnt Of Westerly. died Sunday at her
home in Berlin, Mass, FROM pneumonia.
she was born here. Her nearest rela-
ave- are cousins. Charles, James NJ. and
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-02-02

two, construct two new capital ships not
TO exceed So, 900 tons standard displace-
ment each and on their completion dis
pose Of the Thundered, King George v,
Ajax and Centurion under the scrapping
Jules.
Naval Ratio Agreement.
Article three is the agreement of the
powers to abandon their respective cap
al ship building programmes" and to
Iild OF acquire no new capital ships
Except as replacement tonnage and IN
der the replacement tonnage, ships thus
replaced to be disposed of as provided
for in chapter two.
Article four is the naval ratio agree
ment stated in standard displacement
tonnage aggregates for capital ship re-
placement as follows:
United States. 525. 900 tons; British
Empire, 525, 900 tons; France, 1906
tons: Italy 175 900 tons: Japan. 315,-
900 tons which aggregates the powers
agree not to exceed. Article five fixes
the $4,000 ton capital ship maximum dis
placement for any ship wh!ct "sha!i be
acquired by or Constructed by, for, o.
within the iurisd!criob 81 any of the
contracting powers
No Guns in Excess. of 16 Inches.
Article six says no capital ship shall
carry gun with calibre in excess of
IS inches.
Article seven fixes the total tonnage
of aircraft carriers at: United States
$4,000 tons; British Empire $4,000
France, $4,000; Italy, $4,000 Japan, ST.
600.
Article eight provides that replace
ment OF aircraft carriers shall be "af-
fected only as prescribed in chapter two,
part three" but specifies that al such
tonnage built or building before Nov.
q, 1921, be regarded as experimental
and re9,ac eahle without regard to the
age Of the ships.
Aircraft Carrlsr Restriction
Article nine provides that no aircraft
carrier exceeding %, GEO tons. shall be &C
CURED By, o. constructed by fer, or
within the jurisdiction Of. and CT ths
contracting pcTers' except that each Of
the powers ray within the tonnage ra-
to limitations construct not mora than
two carriers Of Z maximum Of So 900
tons each or may convert wsrcraft other
wise 10 be scrapped into such carriers
in order to effect such carriers in
order to effect economy"
Armament exceeding 21,00o tons how
ever, is limited to q total of eight guns
Of more than inch calibre per sai9.
Article ten provides that no carrier
shall carry a gun heavier than eight
inch oalibre 1t provides also without
prejudice to article nine with reference