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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-10-05
MRS. cows PARTY

"Moo. moo" said Mrs Cow, 81 hope
you will all come TO my party"
ado you mean you would like me TO
come. toO?" asked Mrs. BrOwn-and-
White Cow as she looked at Mrs. Cow.
"Of course. my dear" said Mrs. Cow.
81 want every COW in the meadow to
come. Yes, invite you all.
81 won't ask you to bring your knit
ting or a piece Of embroidery, as l
know none of you have knitting, nor
have you embroidery.
at is true that | haven't any such
work either but then | mentioned
these things because when ladies give
tea parties they tell their friends very
often to bring a piece Of work with
them.
II suppose that Is TO let the ladies
know that they will not ask them TO
work for them when they come to the
parties.
But at any rate just ask you to
bring your sweet COW selves"
All of the cows looked much pleased
"Moo, moo, l accept with pleasure
said Mrs. BrOwn-and-White Cow.
MOO, moo, l do too" said Miss
BrOwn-and-White Cow.
"And I'd be delighted to come, sim
ply delighted" said Mrs. Brown Cow.
So spoke all the cows.
Every one Of them accepted anC
there were quite q number of cows il
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-10-05

the meadow so that 1t looked as
though Mrs. Cow would have quite a
big party.
Dear me-" said Mrs. Brown-and-
White Cow, 81 forgot to ask you when
your party was going to take place"
"Why, moo, moo" said Miss Brown
and-White Cow, Il forgot to ask you
too"
Moo, moo" said all the other cows
In turn, 1--WE forgot to ask you too
"And l forgot to tell you," said Mrs.
Cow as she swished off most annoy
ing fly.
But I will tell you now" she added.
"The party will take place in fif-
teen minutes" she said. 81 haven't
watch nor have / clock and to my
knowledge none of the rest Of you
| have watches or clocks.
"Watchmakers would be poor If they
depended upon cows for living.
"But we all know that fifteen min
utes is not a very long time. And so
! in short time will you all join me?'
MOO, MOO" said all the COWS, we
will indeed"
"Of course" added Mrs. Brown-and-
White Cow, 1--WE haven't very long a
time in which to get ready, j must see
If I'm looking my COW best" and she
looked down at herself and swished
off fly or two.
"You see," said Mrs. Cow, 81 knew
that none of you had engagements
this afternoon and you all looked as
though you needed a little refreshing
party and so thought I'd suggest 1t.
"rm not like some creatures who
give invitations in advance and then
hope that some of their guests will re-
fuse. and that then they can ask 9TH
ers and so have the credit of inviting
many without the fuss of having to en-
terrain many.
I'm not like that"
Well, in a very short time all Of the
cows followed Mrs. Cow down to q
stream. One by one they went, and
how slowly they did walk.
"Take your time" said Mrs. Cow
take your cow time. We have no en-
gagements until milking time. None
at ALL"
So they all took their time, and yor
should have seen them, following theiI
hostess. Mrs. Cow, down to the stream
When they were there they wen
wading. but they didn't have to hold III
their skirts for fear they'd get wet. Ol
no, they didn't have to fuss at all!
And they drank some Of the pleas
ant water in the stream and the,
chewed some of the grass about tn
banks of the stream.
They talked q little, but they didn'
bother much to keep up any converse
, lions.
oh, II was a very reetful, refresh
ing party, and every one said Later
= when milking time came around, wha
q a nice afternoon they all had had, an
r what a fine party Mrs. Cow had SUI
gested.
And Mrs. Cow was very glad ths
. her party was a success, for who
not glad to have a successful part
and TO have the guests pleased an
!, happy1
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-10-05

Nearly 100000 tons of sand Is
used in the United States each year
In making glass.
Virginia's Confederate pensioners
now number 9,575, about half Of
whom are women.
Web to the length Of two and
quarter miles fas been drawn from
the body Of a single spider.
A doctors degree in German uni.
versity now costs 900 marks, about SO
at the present rate Of exchange.
The French state railways are ex.
perimenting with gasoline-driven mo-
tors on lines with limited traffic,
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TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

The breeding of elephants IN cap
t;vity Is exceedingly difficult.
Blotting paper is nov for the nrs'
time being produced in Canada.
About 6OOOO is the estimated popu-
,ation of Venice, which Is built on be-
tween 70 and so islets.
Broadway beauty salons are
equipped with all the latest electrical
inventions for massage.
Norwegian explorers find that the
European continent once extended far
north to Nova Zembla.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-10-05
We Want to Know.

We Want to Know.
Knicker-"A man has the right Ia
work and to quit work" Bocker1
Under what head does golf conner !
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happy!
As We Grow Up.

About all the difference between
children and US grown-ups Is that we
weigh more and amt so happy
From the Atchison County (MissourD
Mall
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@36EveniN8
Fairy Tale

"WLARY GRAHAM BONNER
cokNICrr sIsTEln IIs.la,ts ". -
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
OF BEAN
SHOOTING OPPOSED

MANNINGToN, Sept. 22.-The
use OF Small sling shots or bean
shooters, a sport which has been
popular with nearly every. boy in
town for weeks, was declared a
nuisance by the mayor and chief
OF police this morning, and an
effort will be made to break up
the custom of using these instru-
ments.
Chief Masters said this morn
ing that the boys have been using
staples, stones, and other hard
substances in the sling shots, and
asked that the people be warned
against them.
He added that the parents OF
boys using these bean shooters on
the streets will be held account:
able and, II the boys are caught,
the parents will be fined for per-
hitting the nuisance.
The practice has become so gem
eral, 1t was said, that there Is
danger Of some injury to eyes
through the carelessness Of the
boys.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
LEADER
RUNNING AGAIN
Local Newspaper Started by
lanes F. Hovey---First
Issue Thursday.

MANNINGToN, Sept. 22-The
first issue Of the Evening Leader,
published by James F. Hovey in
Warrington, was distributed In
the city last evening, following a
week of organization and prepare
tion at the plant.
The first issue was four-page,
seVen-column paper, and despit,
the fact that the force Of employees
Is still much smaller than is need
ed to operate a plant the size Of
the Evening Leader. 1t presented
a favorable appearance.
The new paper will be publish
ed daily except Sunday, and Is be-
ing, distributed In the city by R. J.
Clarkson and Snodgrass and
Moore. The price is 8 cents per
copy. counter sales.
It is planned to make the paper
contain eight pages later, 1t is
said, as soon as additional help ls
secured. 1t is probable that the
pony wire service of the Associat-
ed Press will be installed later.
also.
A heavy drive for advertising ls
begin made by Miss Marian Shaw,
the advertising manager, who also
Is soliciting agent for job printing.
Ben Atherton, formerly mana
ger Of the Crown Printing Co., Is
another local employe. Just at thl:
time he has charge Of the compoS.
ing room. 1t is said.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
MUCH G0N'TiRABRAND
FOUND AT CAROLINA.
Lemley Must Serve Five Years
frank Cisco Jailed
Pending Trial. AZ

Samuel Barton of Carolina Is a
prisoner in the county Jail today
awaiting trial or hearing before a
magistrate on a charge OF violating
the State Prohibition Law. Two
sixteen gallon barrels OF plckhan-
die, one barrel Of rye mash. a barrel
OF raisin mash and one.half gallon
OF moonshine were found In his
home when county officers ralded
1t last evening.
Mort Lemley, sentenced by for.
mer term Of the Criminal Court to
serve five years IN the state peni.
Tertiary at Moundsville for break.
ing into and robbing the plant of
the Fairhont Mining Machine Co.,
was locked up IN the county Jail
last evening and will be removed
to Moundsville in the near future
to start serving his time.
Lemley appealed his case from
the local court to the West Vir.
ginia Supreme Court Of Appeals.
That court recently handed down
a decision confirming the local
court and refusing I.emley new
trial, His bondsmen turned him
over to the sheriff yesterday eve.
ming.
Frank sisko, who was indicted
on felony charge by the Criminal
Court grand jury yesterday was
locked up In the county iall last
evening. He was arrested by Pc.
liceman Barney Stewart OF Rlves.
vile. Sisko committed a telonIous
assault upon c. H. Gaskill, an off.
cial Of mine at Rivesville.
According to county officers Sis.
ko asked Gasklll for a place to
work in the mine and when he was
refused he started to throw stones
at Mr.. Gaskill, one OF them strik.
ing him on the arm and fracturing
a bone between the wrist and eli.
bow. Sisko will be tried at the
present term OF court.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
OF Il. i,
L0UGH HELD TODAY

The funeral Of II. 7. Loukh.
prominent Marion County citizen,
whose death occurred Tlesday
evening at Cook Hospital! was
held this afternoon from the
Methodist Episcopal Church st
Pennington, OF which church ae
was member. Impressive ssf.
vices were conducted, y and ne
funeral was attended by q large
number of relatives, friends aud
associates. E5f
The floral emblems were hand.
some and profuse and testified to
the esteem in which the aged man
was held throughout the county.
A large number Of people motor
cd to Pennington today for che
funeral. Following the services
the body was brought to this city
and inferred in woodlawn Gene
terry by R. G. Jones.
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rallies
Desperation
All Offerings Readily Absorbed
After Early Forced
Selling Today.

NEW YORK, Sept. 22.-Failure
Of bullish movement to create sup.
port created forward movement re.
sulting In an upward shoot Of some
shares in today's stock market,
The near eastern development was
factor. Declines were largely re.
sultant from inside reasons and
trading was OF a professional char.
acter. Prices started upward in the
final hour when the selling move.
ment seemed to have spent itself.
Sales approxImated 100000
shares.
Completion Of the early forced
selling. which failed to uncover any
acute weakness, caused extensive
short covering in the later dealings,
Speculative belief that the reaction
had gone far enough was indicated
by the ready absorption OF ali Of
ferings. Buoyancy Of the Standard
OIL shares and renewed accumula'
tion Of Gulf States Steel were con
tributlng causes to the rally. Trad
ing slackened somewhat when the
renewal rate for call loans was
fixed at s per cent, the highest since
June 2S. Standard OIL OF New Jer.
sey extended Its gain TO points
and Gulf States Steel to 3. Other
oils, equipments, motors, coppers
and high grade jndustrials also par
ticipated In the advance.
Bullish demonstrations In stock
resulted in a brisk rally in the fin.
al hour. The closing was firm.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
HUNDRED
New HIuh School

The new high school building Is
nearing completion, apd It is be-
lieved that the teachers and pupils
will be able to move in before an
other month.
School has been in progress ten
days now, and everything indie
ates that this will be one of the
most successful years. More than
$50 pupils are enrolled in the diff.
ferent departments.
An effort is being made to build
a football team which will repre-
sent Hundred on the field Eis
year, and the present prospects
are very promising, 1t is claimed,
store Robbed
Charles windle's store was brok.
en- into and robbed Monday night,
but although continued efforts
have been made to apprehend the
guilty persons no arrests have as
yet been made.
New Warehouse
The new warehouse being built
by the Hundred Milling Co., is
nearly completed, and large ship.
ments OF feed for the winter stock
is being shipped. 1t was stated
yesterday.
Injured by Plano
While moving o. piano in his
home here. George Kinney was
seriously injured when the instru.
ment overturned, crushing him
badly. Mr.. Kinney has so far recov
cred that he is able to be out
again, however.
Wiring Inspected
State fire deputies were here
yesterday looking over the fire
prevention system in the city, and
especially the school buildings.
The Littleton Co., is in charge
of the wiring in Hundred, and is
putting IN an up-to.date telephone
system. The company has erected
new building here which will be
used as q central office. It is To-
Gated on lot next to the hospi-
tai building.
Buys Old Homestead
]. F.. Rex has purchased the old
Kinney homestead in Hundred, and
will move his family into 1t as soon
as the house Is vacated by the pre-
sent owner.
Mutti La,,. n..kn.
The new Christian parsonage is
almost completed, and will be &C.
cupied Immediately by the Rev. R.
Plum of East Liverpool, Ohio, who
will take the pastorate here.
The members Of the Christian
Church will warmly welcome the
new minister, since the church has
been without regular pastor for
more than a year.
Personals
The Methodist minister will
leave soon to attend the annual
conference.
Mrs. Eddy, a returned missionary
from India, spoke at the NJ. E.
Church Sunday morning.
Weldon Spitznogle left Wednes.
day night for Louisville, KY, where
he is attending school Of DENTS.
try.
7. D. Lamb. superintendent OF
schools, spent Wednesday in
Wheeling on business.
The Rev. Russell Price OF Sisters
Vile has raised and remodeled his
home here and moved in Monday.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
BlNGAMON

Mrs. Glenn Sturm and children,
Junior and Robert, OF Waynes-
burg Pa, visited relatives here
last week.
Mr.! and Mrs. Roy E. zee have
moved to Warrington. The for
mers will teach in the high school
at Metz.
Garrett Sharp, Charles sturm.
eFift Gloves and Howard Sturm
We're business visitors in Enter
prise Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Darrell Tetrlck
returned Wednesday from, Next
ca, Tex, where the former had
been employed for several
months.
Mr. and Mrs. F. Ashcraft of
Peoria were the. guests OF Chas.
sturm Saturday evening.
Forty-seven scholars were pres
e FOR the opening OF the Rob
5n- School Monday. Miss Mar.
egafet Menear is the teacher.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Sturm of
iAnnabelle visited at hte home OF
Russell lHolbert Sunday.
y Mr., and Mrs. John Vincent and
family, Mr. and Mrs. T. G. Con-
nor and family, Mr.. and Mrs. F.
M. Stackpole, Mr.. and Mrs. Oar
rell Tetrick, Mr.. and Mrs. Chas.
Sfurm and children, Mr.. and Mrs.
Ariie Tetrick, Mrs. Allie Cunning
ham, Mrs. Anna Garten. Gladys
mite, Edith Kellar, Olive Fort.
~. Lucy Tetrick, Jasper Cum
ningham, Ebert Tate and Arthur
Stackpole attended a Sunday
.Sschool picnic held at Long Run
last Sunday.
Il 8. J. Spencer and family of
Riyesyille visited here recently.
Miss Edith Kellar is attending
west Monongah High School this
Mrs. Henry Hess of Annabelle
was the, guest of relatives here
Miss Iva Vincent has enrolled
II Wyatt High School for the win
fler term.
The Bingamon Homecoming
viii be held here Sunday.
Harold Kellar Is a student at
ne Fairmont State Normal School
his year,
Mrs, Charles Criss and Miss
hFtoeno Sunday visited at the
slne Of A. L Fortpey Wednesday.
pr. r. B. Nutter Of Enterprise
Va q professional caller here
Esdnesday.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
RYMER


VI. Il. Church Program
The Rev. L. Chapman Will
preach Sunday morning at 9:45.
following Sunday school at 0
o'clock. This will be his last SER
mon before conference. The
change in time is made In order
that those who desire may attend
the Snodgrass reunion near Brink.
Eleven In High School
The Rymer High School Is be-
ginning nicely, 1t is said, eleven
pupils already being enrolled. It
Is believed that a few more will
enroll later on.
The baby son OF Mr.. and Mrs,
D. NJ. Cunningham who has been
critically Ill is now improving.
Mrs. Willie Kendall and daugh-
ter Helen were guests Of Mrs. Ella
Floyd recently.
Guy Floyd has returned to his
home in Georgetown after brief
visit at the home OF his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Floyd.
Mr.. and Mrs. Morgan Cunning
ham were guests at the home Of
Fielden Snider near CurtisvIlle
Sunday.
The Misses Grace, Olive, and
Ruby Arnett were visiting at tho
home Of A. L. Ammons Sunday.
= Mrs. Jennie Gump was visiting
her brother, H. F. Williams, We'd
nesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Sharp
were visiting at the home of Mrs.
Franklin Kennedy and Mrs. Ed
ward Murphy Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Hamilton
attended the funeral Of Mrs. Ber-
tina Boyles Kuhn at Seven Pines
Sunday.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
LONG SCRIMMAGE
HELD YESTERDAY
Thirty Candidates Participate
In Workout New Candi-
& dates Developing.

StANNINGToN, Sept. %. : The
longest scrlmmage OF the present
football season was held last eve.
ming at glackshcre Park with thirty
candidates participating in the
workout.
Passing, kicking, falling on ball,
charging, and blocking took up the
first hour Of the practice, and scrim-
mage the second hour. Coach Blake
spent considerable time between
most Of the plays showing the err
rors and correcting faults. Many of
the candidates are first year men.
and are consequently not very well
Acquainted with the game.
ON the first team Ryan, Gump,
Prichard, Magee. ana Garner
showed to the best advantage in
advancing the ball. while C. Rymer
and G.. Rymer showed the best form
in the defense.
On the second eleven C. Beall,
Barker, Huey, Flanagan, and Mer-
Ger showed the most fight, and IN.
less improvement is shown ny some
OF the members of the so.called first
string 1t would not be at all sur.
prising to see more than one OF
these men displace some OF the
pore experienced men.
g. Beall has been out less than a
r week, and he looks like a conner.
He has the weight, speed, and fight
that goes to make a football player,
and above all seems able to grasp
what is being explained to him. The
lastfis thing that 1t is claimed a
number Of the other candidates are
unable to do.
Hart and Jones did not partici.
pate in the scrimmage last evening
due TO minor ailments, and Shine
and Phillips were withheld from
taking part In the rough work be.
cause Of sprains.
i While two teams have been run.
Nuthbr Sl6udlo anu SCTlllIIldBlubp no
definite choice Of the first team
has been made us yet, and probably
will not be made before the first
game which will be with Shlnnston
next Friday. Every man out has
chance, and those who show the
best form will ne the ones picked
for varsity berths.
This.year's team will be the light
est8one put out by the local school
for q number of years. but the men
lfNill have speed and fight to offset
their lack OF weight.
The games this year will again
be played at Blackstone Park, due
TO the bad condition OF Hough's
Park. Then, too, there is more
So6m at Blackstone for the parking
of cars and for crowds when the
weather Is inclement. An attempt
will be. made to have special street
car service for all games here, in.
surfing the spectators OF good trans.
portation facilities.
The schedule this year includes
SIX home games. They are with
4 Fairmont; Victory. Belington, Elk.
ms. Follansbee and Moundsvllle.
\
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Cincinnati Livestock


CINCINNATI, Sept. 22.-Hogs
receipts $500: steady to higher;
heavies, S9.759s10.S5: packers
and butchers S10.35; heavy fat
sows $60SS.50; pigs and lights
T9$10; stays $5@$6.
Cattle receipts 1850: steady;
calves so cents lower. SAC
Sheep receipts 1900; steady 50
QS6. Lambs steady, S46$14.5O.
Chicago Livestock
CHICAGO. Sept. 22.-Cattle re.
ceipts 1000; beef steers steady to
Is cents higher; early top beef
steers $11.65; bulk OF quality and
condition TO sell at $9.35@SlO. 1853:
western grassers in light supply;
bulk bologna bulls S4@$4.25; bulk
desirable vealers $12.50@$13.00 to
packers.
Hogs receipts $4,000: desirable
light and butchers very scarce, %
cents higher. bulk 1870 to 200
pound average $40: go to 900
pound butchers S9.809S1O; bulk
packing sows S7.759SS.75; pigs
mostly $9@S9.60. Heavy 5000;
medium 5000; light (.75; light
$4,000 S10.10; packing sows
smooth IS q 1915; packlns sows
rough $7.25 a $50; killing pigs
$685..
Sheep receipts 5000; fat lambs
strong to Is cents higher; early
top native S14.75 to packers, bulk
natives $14@$14.5O; culls mostly
$3.50; sheep and feeders firm;
eight cars Washington lambs.
mostly feeders, sold to arrive at
$14.335. Desirable Montana feeding
lambs $14.25; few good fat s6
pound Oregon yearling wethers
1915; best fat ewes 81.
Liberty Bonds.
NEW YORK, Sept. 22.-Ltber-
ty bonds at l p. m. 3 1-2 $1O0.22:
second As 10000; first A 1-2s,
$1OO.66; second lbs S1O0.14:
third 4 Las $100.24; fourth i
las $100.5S. Victory 4 LIS I'm
called $f0O.70; Victory 4 3-4s
called S100.32.
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Phlly Paragraphs
From Warrington

The old.fashioned girl used to
keep a diary-but It wouldn't do
in this age.
II monkey glands are so sue
cessful in the human machine,
why wouldn't 1t be a good idea to
graft monkey wrench into some
part Of a flivyer's anatomy?
The most heart-breaking sight
In the world is q two headed cat IN
a bird show.
An undertaken is man who fol.
lows the medical profession.
There aren't many sorority pins
worn this year.
There's nothing to pin them on.
who's that good-looking young
fellow" asked girl at football
practice the other day.
That's Coach Jerry Blake"
answered her partner.
"oh, my! 1 thought that a coach
had four wheels"
Many a hen.pecked man likes
his stenographer merely because
be can dictate to her.
And still drunk or two will
parade up and down Market street
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
BOYS JAILED.


WARRINGTON. Sept. 22.-Two
boys who refused to obey the re-
quest OF Policeman Etaw last night
to observe the curfew law, which
says that children below a certain
age must not be out on the streets
alone after 8 o'clock, were taken
to the city Jail and kept there un-
I'll 1880 before being released. The
boys were told TO appear before
Mayor J. NJ. Barrack today, and he
gave them a lecture on the observ-
ance Of law.
1t is claimed that when the pc,
llceman asked the boys to go home
or at least get Oh the streets, they
refused and talked back"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
ENGINEER KILLED

WHEELING, W. Va, Sept. 22.-
George Hall, 80, of Ravenswood,
". Va, engineer OF the U. S. Alto,
a supply boat. was caught in the
fly wheel of his engine near dam
No. 10, this morning and so sever.
ly crushed that he died at the
Glendale Hospital a few hours lat.
er while on the operating table.
Hall was attempting to start the
engine when 1t back fired and
caught his leg nearly amputating,
it. Hall leaves wife and two chill
dren.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22
DIES OF CANCER

Mrs. Elizabeth Davis, so years
old, wife Of Valley Davis, died this
morning at Cook Hospital, after
an illness with cancer. Mr.. and
Mrs. Davis had been residents Of
the county but short time. NJ
funeral arrangements have been
made,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-22

CHICAGO, Sept. 22.-Wheat went
up with a rush today as the market
opened. Grave developments at the
Dardanelles were reported, and dis.
patches were at hand saying Great
Brltain's demand for grain in the
United States would be very large.
Besides, Liverpool quotations were
up and princes at Winnipeg showed
a big jump. Initial prices, which
ranged from ! cent to SLIP IA,
were followed by moderate further