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The Washington herald., 1922-02-11
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
Mount PIcasanf-Co Confined.

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LAWYER PLAclr-s r,ous %. osn, -
nskss,er q oess. ito; Z 81 ~. Z. s7a
houNf PIHAsANT-west sf 1et. a.; .
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NEWTON sT.-NEw HOUSE or Z ROOMS
and bath a bedroomsl; botswater heat:
eiectrfeity; front and double rear porches:
narowcod noors and trim; 2-car garage.
pnee, $4,000: terms. SHANNON LUcHs,
.ls 18Th -. NV. Main zS4S.
BlLfAoRE sr.-BRIcK HOUSE or Il
rooms and baths; hot-water heat; elec-
tricity; hardwood noors and trim; front
porch; sleeping porch: screens: 2-car garage.
Price. Sl5. 500. SHANNON a LUCHs, 7Is
18th 81. nw. Main 2s45.
CALVERT sT.-BRICK HOUSE on LOT
III feet deep; 10 rooms and 2 baths: hot
water heat; electricity and gas; front porch.
Prize, si4. 500: terms SHANNON & LicHs,
Il8 18th ST. NV. Main <sfs.
COLUMBIA ROAD NEAR 18TH sT.-it
rooms and ? baths ts bedroomsl; bot-wster
heat: gas lights: Pittsburgh hot-watei
heater; garage. Price. $4,000. SHANNON
LCcIls. Tl3 l4th st NV. Main 2s45.
KENYON ST. MOUNT r-IlEAsANT-BRIcK
honse Of rooms and . baths: in h-~t eiass
porcha 20-foot alley: buiIt-In garage. Price.
$1,000; terms. SHANNON & LUCHs. rs
i4th u. NV. Main 23ls.
KENYON sT.-CORNER' BRICK HOUsT
Of rooms and baths a bedroomsl
4 large reception hall: shower; attractive oPeI
fireplace: bot-water heat; electricity sn'
Ras: front and double rear porches: screens
huilt-in garage. Price, $4,000; terms
SHANNON & LUCHs. Tl3 l4th IT. NV
Main 2345.
LAMONT sT.-ll ROOMS AND BATHS
| hot-wster heat: electricity and gas: hard
wood floors and trim; open freplaees; dou
| BILE rear porches; garage. Price. SIS. 500
terms SHANNON & LUCHs. 713 14th 81
NV. Main 2345
MT. PLEASANT stone BLOCK FROl
car line: semi-detached brick house Of
rooms and baths; bot-water heat: elec
| tricity: front and double rear porches: hard
wood hoors and trim; screens; PittsburEl
hot-water heater: abundance Of eloset sDace
earnrn. Price. SIS. 500: terms sHANNo,
| & LrCHS. 1l3 18th II. NV. Main 2345.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-11
WANTED
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

WANTED AT ONCE FOR OUR CLIENTS
small garages and repair shops; gro
ceries. 5000 to q, 500; delica lessen, about
x2'ooo LOUIS P. SHOEMAKER. 1907 N
Y. ave. Main 1856
The Washington herald., 1922-02-11

American Univ. Park,
Chesapeake st. $500
f., cor. alley. Price, $3.50.
MAHORNEY & SULLI-
VAN, 1927 Eye st. NV. =,
Tel. Main 1921.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-11

WILLIAM K. HARTUNG
HOS 18th st Main t1A
The Washington herald., 1922-02-11

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The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-06-08
SALEM LEAFLETS

The students of the Salem eommun-
lty VINO have been attending Brgson
College, Fayetteville, Tenn, the past
year nearly all returned last week.
Among them is one graduate, Mr.. w.
Y. Faulkner, of Idaville. The Young
men will seek various employments
during vacation. Some viii 20 to the
Kansas harvest fields. others on the
farm and others to other jobs
Miss Irene Faulkner, who is at
tending Nelson's Business College in
Memphis, came sup Saturday evening
and stayed with friends in Idaville
until Monday morning
Mr. and Mrs. Thurley Smith and
little daughters. Margaret and Helen.
Of Covington, spent Sabbath with
their cousins, Mr.. and Mrs. G. H. Nor
risett, Of IdaviIle. Mr. Herbert Full
Ter accompanied them.
Miss Gladys Simpson, Of Tunica,
Miss, is visiting several Of her kim
bred in the Salem and Idaville neigh
borhoods, but she is especially the
guest Of her cousin, Miss Mary Simp-
son.
Miss Anna Lee Faulkner, of Ida
vile, left last Monday morning for
the West Tennessee Normal in Mem
phis. where she will take a summer
course in that institution.
Mrs. Alice McQuiston, of Idaville.
received telegram Saturday stating
that her sister, Mrs. Florence Strain.
had died that morning at her home
in Oklahoma City, Okla, after a short
illness. Mrs. Strain was a daughter
of the late Robert and Louisa Banks,
and was born and reared in Idaville,
and would have been go years Of age
had she lived until the 14th of next
August She was married March A,
1880. to Mr.. w. I. Strain, who pre-
coded her to the grave few years
ago, She leaves three sons and six
daughters, all of whom were at her
bedside at the end She is also sur
vlyed bv three sisters, Mrs. Alice E.
McQuiston, of Idaville; Mrs. C. B.
Cothran, of GAINESVILLE, and Mrs. Edna
Warner, of Clinton, s. G.; and two
brothers, Messrs. S, R. Banks, of Ida
vile, and VIM. Banks of Louisiana,
and large number Of relatives in
this county. who will regret to hear
OF her passing away.
On next Sabbath children's day ex-
ercises will be observed at Salem A.
r. r church. A splendid program is
being prepared and will be well rem
dered under the management of Supt.
8. b. Faulkner and his corps of
teachers The exercises are to begin
at 10 o'clock.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-06-08

Yellow was the popular color for
wedding gowns in ancient Rome.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
THE MAGICIANS

In laboratory at Schenectady N. " full of retorts and
boilers dynamos and all of apparatus mysterious
the ayman the who has recently shown his under
standing of the lightning by creating lightning
To him, visit, man who works in equally
mysterious wonderful laboratory Orange N The
magic had wonderful day going about the great
plant and exchanging stories and views and discussing their
various manifestations of occult powers.
Nobody stoned them Nobody wanted them arrested and
carried off to be hanged beheaded burned at the stake
Mr. Edison had good time visiting Mr. Stenmez Mr..
Steinmetz enjoyed Mr. Edison the world pleasantly and
mildly interested and that is all.
Yet far marvellous things performed by these
than the achemists did; far known
by them of the of nature than the ancient magcians
knew The for good evil possessed by these two
far beyond the imagination of the ordinary citizen that he
doesn't try to strain his mind in it's direction.
But the ordinary family and enjoys its electric bulbs
and its sewing machine and its vctroa and it's
and the other manifestations of magic and is glad the
mUnty is able to raise magicians for it's benefit.
Perhaps if communities of younger days had been toll
of their Edsons and Senmezes in the early before
they had their Inventions the helpful tools might
have come the to mankind.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
WE ARE BETTER THAN ANTS OR
ELEPHANTS

BIOLOGISTS who in simpler language the bugoogsts after
mcroscopcay observing the habits and conduct of ants for
bring the interesting information that these busy little
workers in the humber world by their voluntary action
the most moral of all living creatures.
The ant they tell intelligent that justified in
trying to describe its existence by kind of aegoca comparison
with human life.
Busy these minute little creatures their females are
scrupuou Clean Several times each they better their
with combs and brushes The mothers the only
that allowed to eat all they want All Others by their estab
lished law, must abstain from eating and drinking
Soldier protect both the young and those who for
the The mother ant treated with all the Difference of
The ants limit their sleep that which their need of
rest and they destroy the rone all those who would attempt
to over indulge in leisure luxury.
They have architects and engineers They build houses and
bridges conform with definite plans They their agrcul
tue and horticulture and have been observed domescae
many as 5S4 different kinds of creatures.
Wonderful the story of the ant Some of scientists who
better biologists than socoogsts the old Hebrew
ing of thousands of go the thou suggard
consider her and that there the the
might well try to emulate.
Other scientists tell consider the elephant The Hndoo
tells that he gets good work from that giant only
long good it Should he abuse offend would
the elephants willingness work and he might his life
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
MR.. MULDON FOR THE SHIPPING BOARD

1t with genuine enthusiasm that The Journal adds its
the of the Committee of the Chamber
Commerce presenting the of j. NJ Nudon for member
ship the United States Shipping Board
Mr. Audon is not office seeker and only consented that
his be used candidate after being mportuned by the
committee That Mr. Muldon is qualified few
in America qualified, deny.
Because Mr. Mudon is Pensacolian to advance
his appointment because Louisiana and Alabama have each
been honored with membership the Board is
why MI Audon should be considered by the president
because he knows shipping affects the Gulf ports because
he will be fair and just all ports and enough
insist that practical business methods be applied to the
ton of the Shipping Board, that offer the
NJ Mudon and hope for him being selected by President
Harding.
The Journal that interested in the well
fare of the Gulf development signify their approval Of
Mr. Dudon writing Chamber of
And finally The Journal wishes to commend the five members
committee for their wise selection of Mr. Mudon
best fitted for the position There others Pensacola
who could render service if called but better
qualified
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28

by mourning the elephants ire To appease the elephant
ndoo always feeds before he himself partakes of food
The genteness and generosity do much good
the moral lesson the scientist hands the result of these
observations
But who wants to be either elephant ant? Who
would want to emulate their ways interesting perhaps
ectual as they appear to be?
The elephant has of the generosity which
tc observer pleads The elephant Feed first
likely to get mad and kick the daghts out of you There
nothing in that sort of a spirit worth emuatng
The ant good its but every
ture that cannot subdue and There nothing
and magnanimous about that.
What outside of the grotesque elephants
circus ring scientist has called
animal symphony, have they shown anamade pic
gracefully formed statue Has anyone
elephant pause in rapture before sunset?
What eye at the microscope lay down
its work its hill to bark to the song of the lark?
Whatever mans mpefections he is only
student the truth seeker but what finer ap
precator To be able appreciate the wonders the worha
in itself is lying the higher life
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28

serves more credit than any John or
William among his schoolmates and
later commercial competitors
AS for the Cleveland News, it lad
mires the clan of outstanding and two
listed Clarences for the patience regis
tered through all these years. The jck-
ers had their fling for a generation or
SO. II the alleged joke could do any
good it had ample opportunity . We
see no reason why every indignant elig-
IDLE should not rally enthusiastically
around the banner of the Clarence Anti
Defamation League-unless, indeed. the
c. y. d. organization is but the closest
approach to a real joke ever associated
with the noble and virile name of Clar-
ence"
The New York Times, however, be-
lieves that Mr.. Massey is narrowing his
field unnecessarily. He Ought to start
the Name Control League, forbidding
parents to hang any one of a specified
list of names on their children . The
purpose of the league ought to be the
education of parents, not the further
restriction of vaudeville humor," and,
the Milwaukee Journal adds, IF they go
at 1t right no one will think, in time to
come, of hanging these warrior names
on any squalling mite who does not
promise to become at least a pugilist.
ana perhaps a top sergeant"
But specializing upon the success Of
what the Milwaukee paper calls 1.-The
Clarence bloc" what. asks the Hartford
Times, of the example to all the other
submerged minorities? What of the
men who wear f!annels in the winter.
and the ministers sons, and the people
who extend the little finger when they
drink tea, and the men who wear rub
bers, and the girls who think 1t is UNI
wonaniy to smoke cigarettes. and the
people who don't play bridge? II the
sons of people who didn't have sense
enough to name their children within
the field bounded on the north by George
and on the south by William are to de-
mand their rights in a free republic.
shall these others be ignored?" Sooner
or later the Times feels, will come "a
great society known as the Insignificant
Minority Protective Association" and
when enough of these societies shall
have been formed the world will, OF
course, be better place to live in. We
have the ku Klux Khan already. and
look how things have improved
One voice, however. is lifted in pro-
test against the Clarence Anti-Defama-
ton League, so there is evidently an
other side even to this problem. The
Waterbury Republican doesn't see why
an outstanding, two-fisted Clarence needs
to worry about his name To do so sug
gests to the paper "a lack of faith in
his own two-fistedness. or possibly an
inferiority complex produced by brood
ing over the Jokes he has heard in the
vaudeville houses The only way to
handle the situation. the Republican
proclatms, is TO ignore it and let the
vaudeville actors have their little joke.
They have to earn their Iivings.'
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
The Pulse of the Nation
OF Course, Clarence His Every Right to
Fight.

OF Course, Clarence His Every Right to
Fight.
A certain writer, rather better known
than most, once propounded the query,
Whats in a name?' To which, quite
recently, the St. Louis Post Dispatch
replies, Nothing but the name itself"
But when the name under consideration
is Clarence, a powerful fighting organi
cation of outstanding, two-fisted' men
will be ready to tell the world that
whatever there may be in that name, at
least there's nothing funny in it. That
is, if Mr.. Clarence Massey of Cleveland,
Ohio, receives a sufficiently enthusiastic
response to his call for the founding of
the Clarence Anti-Defamation League"
from all the men in the country who are
written into the family record as Clar-
ence.
Men have fought and died to protect
their good Names" the Decatur Herald
reminds US, but that has meant ''invar-
iably their sur-names." Now, one man
is cat to protect his baptisnal name
from the stigma that vaudeville mono
iogists and comic shippers have given
it. And while the statement of the
Providence Tribune to the effect that
the protective organization which he
proposes will cause ripple of auluse-
nent to flow through every editorial
page in the country is perhaps over
drawn. The ripple is eddying nerrily
through many such pages. Somehow
or other the Tribune explains, "the
name Clarence has become connected
with a definite sort of personality;
namely, sissy" which is the vernacu
lar for an effeminate man. How the
name and the personality ever became
CO Inc rfysao Ilx >,l-a
excellent thesis for IL Doctors degree"
1t is unexplainable. the Philadelphia
Public Ledger contends, 1.-The American
sense of humor has decided that there
is something comic about the name of
Clarence, Percy and Rollo, just as it
has decided that mothers lin Law are es-
sentially humorous. But, the paper
goes on to say "the real joke is that
these so-called sissified names are the
old fighting names. When a parent
Eamed his son Clarence or Persy it was
a sure thing that the old man expected
bis sons to be a bear-cat. AS for Rollo
a sure-ffre laugh II named in any vau-
deville sketch, it comes down to us from
that able and blood-thirsty pirate, Ro!lo
of Normandy, the terror Of the seas.
Yet such has been the odium which
the great American sense of humor has
to these names that the Brook
Ign Eagle thinks 1.-THE gentle heart must
throb bit in sympathy with the child
who, without his knowledge or consent,
is named Clarence or Alphonse. or Obe-
diah, or even Kennesaw Mountain. Pub
lie schools will make him a vicarious
atonement for the indiscreticns Of an
cestors even to the third and fourth gem
for names are in a sense in
heritcd, If genius. persistence, capacity
for work overcome the handicap, he de-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
MINERS PREPARE TO MOVE

WILLIAMSON, w. Va, Oct. 27.-of-
ficials of the United Mine Workers today
initiated preparations to move hundreds
OF miners and their families to union coal
fields as consequence of the official
abandonment of the bituminous strike in
the Mingo field. The tent colony is pep
uIated by approximately one thousand
men, women and children" said H. D
white international organizer. 1--WE do
not intend that these people shall spend
a third winter OF hardships''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
Politics, People, Persiflage

Comment on Subjects in Which You
May or May Not Be Interested. About
People You Know and Ought to Know
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
BY BRYAN MACK

Oftentimes we have heard it said that
there is nothing new under the sun. 1
think there is. I have just read where
the longest period of complete and con-
tinuoUS insomnia automatically recorded
was nine days, and then the person died.
We have heard Of hunger strikes, and
various strikes, but never have l heard
of person going on non sleeping
strike. Now if some Of you fellows who
desire to commit suicide and wish to
gain universal notoriety will go on the
non sleepfng strike you have an oppor-
tunity to go famous. and I haven't
charged YOU a thing for the tip.
The MiIlenial Dawn surely has arrived.
Pastor Russell several years ago told
me I would live to see it but I didn't
put much confidence in what he said.
for 1 could not at that time realize that
in October, 1922, J. D. Andrews and J.
NJ Muldon would be working in har-
mony..
But Mr.. Andrews is willing to bury
the Ratchet on minor differences and
support Mr.. Muldon for position on the
shipping board. When the day arrives
that all Pensacolians can unite on any
given subject that day will mark the
beginning of a. building era for Pensa-
cola.
Just remember this mucll-our town is
just what we make it.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
Ferry Pass School,
Pensacola, Fla.


October q, 1922.
Dear Bryan Mack:
1 am an apostle of yours and write
to advise that 1 read your column
first. Nothing can keep me from
reading your column first. Unlike
the lady who wrote you the other
day, 1 like the best first.
Not even did Ring Lardner's 'se-
rious' articles detract my interest.
Bing came second in my estimation
of a writing staff for once. Even
if Irving S. Cobb, or Edgar Guest
wrote regularly for The Journal,
would be just as faithful.
If you print any more of Cleve-
lands editorials from the DeFuniak
Herald pertaining to 'possums you
will have me guessing as to who my
favorite humorist really is.
AS long as your column has no
ADLER rival than Revolutions Of a
Wife" you are we'll off-for I'll tell
the mayor of Milton, you've got her
skinned a mile.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28

have another letter today asking me
to write about the kiss. and whether /
think 1t is unnecessary, harmful or en-
joyable. and whather really nice girls
hermit themselves to be kissed. I've
notion TO give a series of articles on this
subject, because if there are any men
or women who are ignorant on this vital
subject they ought to be enlightened at
once, and whether the articles appear
depends upon the requests. On the sub
iect of kissing, / might say without fear
of contradiction, that I know great
deal, and none Of the knowledge was
acquired by a correspondence course.
The announcement that John Dis. In
come is greater than Ford's is rather
an unfair comparison. Think how much
Ford has contributed toward the oil
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-28
Yours benevolently,
J. .. DUNAWAY,
Principal Ferry Pass School.

Principal Ferry Pass School.
Now from the foregoing you will see
what able pedagogues we have in Es-
Gambia county. sincerely hope that
Mr.. Lorirner of The Saturday Evening
Post, won't get hold of this letter for he
might worry me to death about con-
tributing to his magazine.
Evening star., 1922-05-26
DAUGHERTY GUIDES
WAR FRAUD CASES
Plans Personal Direction OF
Prosecution-Three
Aids Retained.

Attorney Genefa1 Daushsrty an
nouncSd last night that he personally
will assume direction Of the prosecu-
ton Of war fraud cases, ana has OBJ
tanned the services of 4 number OF
"distinsuishsd lawyers from all parts
Of the country. selected for their ss-
pecial fitness for the posts.''
Representative c. Frank Reavis Of
Nebraska will resign from Congress
in order to take up the work June I.
the Attorney General announced. and
others who will participate will in
clude Col. Henry w. Anderlon OF
Richmond, Va. and former Repre-
sentative Roscoe c. McCulloch.
COL Guy D. Goff Of Wisconsin. as
sistant to the Attorney General. will
continue in that capacity and the va
rious assistant attorneys general will
hold themselves in readiness to Join
in the special work.
Quarters for New Bureau.
The new bureau Is to be known A.
the war contracts section. NeSotia-
tions are under way to obtain quar-
tsrs for the new bureau in q separate
building, probably the Arlington
building. with the Veterans Bureau.
This matter is in the hands Of the
Public Buildings Commission.
within the District of Columbia, the
Attorney Generals statement said,
will be presented to the new grand
jury. now being formulated.
Financial saving would be effected
In the new ARRANGEMENT, Mr..
Evening star., 1922-05-26

pyssgasrty ~. lcintias cut that re
nesee1asy ses ? special assistant q.
torney. general 10 charge could be
selected At $4,000 . year. It was said.
"ese men whose incomes In private
practice are probably ave tisn>s A.
large ~ the amount which they viii
receive for the conspicuous service
ne sney NJ VII, sIcs,s rSne:! TO the government
Mr.. psushsrss ssS sdsY2 ssid. 1.oY2 very HsS; step
taken in these cases and have sither
given Or approved every order or
action taken In, them. shall con.
tinue in charge Of the new bureau. to
be known as the war contracts sec
tion.
1T is not until the audit comes
from the department In which the
matter originated that the Depart.
ment OF Justice has any Jurisdiction.
This department has no right to go
to any other department and examine
ana audit either It's books or its
such claims, however, as have
come 10 this department during the
past have received Immediate attSn-
ton and either have been sent to tie
proper Unitsd States attorney for
appropriate action. or they have been
bureau OF this department with di-
rections to gather all available evil
dence, to the end that such actions,
criminal or civf1, as the facts justify.
might be begun.
"Up to the present time 1t has bsen
possible for the department to make
ali the preliminary Investigations es-
sential to the preparation Of these
cases with It's regular force. No ad-
ditienaj appropriations were requir-
ed for this work. which has been in
progress for more than . year. The
point has been reached now where it
10 nscAssary to have an additional
corps Of experienced attorneys and
AuditorS."