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Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
PROGRESS BY MONKEYING
BY Or. FRANK CRANE
copyright, 1921. by Frank Crane)

We probably descended from the
Of made by the call monkyng
That is curiosity, by making sorts
and by thinking things logically
forth certain
For instance the Henry II. England
caught darkness needle with bit Of
and point
North. Upon this the
Along thirteenth century monkeyns
asned From this monkeyins tse
deal Of information
concerning the universe
Somebody long when monkeyng with certain
his that they xpIoded
alteration
world.
lazy seeking work seopyist In
movable printing, the ed
civilization.
monkeyng with teakettle and found that the
and the transportation OF the world
Cities ndustria
capital labor soviets national debts
All because boy monkeyed with teakettIe.
The monkeyers have produced substances we'll
new They played with
ability Havorins
extracts outo OF the black sticky refuse.
Of the laboratory time
discovery the EARTH change
dispute between labor and apita
shall the
and the engine to the heap
The getting But nobody knows how it's getting
nor where getting We children playing with
uian forces rapidly altering all human relations and
changing conditions Of But doing il
Science, of plays s
part function the important
people who things what will happen.
of research And research at least ens-hsK
unonkeyins.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
BY Frederic J. rTaskin

WASHINGTON. D. c., May 81 A
new kind of employment agency is
being opened by the government.
Most offices of the sort start out in
| business with list of alluring posi-
tions and invite jobless men to apply
| for them. The government is be-
ginning at the other end. 1t has
group of well trained men on its
hands, and its employment agency
will try to fit them into the jobs
which are no doubt available about
the country but which are just now
singularly elusive.
The new agency is in the veterans
bureau, and it's efforts are to be put
forth in behalf of the disabled war
veterans who are being rehahtlitated
under the direction of the bureau.
Although it is more than three
years since the war efded the peak
of rehabilitation has not been
reached, largely because so many OF
the veterans have been taking three
and four year courses. This June
several thousand will be graduated
from universities and technical
| schools. and will be back in the COM
petitive struggle of finding employ
ment. Next June there will be still
greater number of men released from
the governments supervision.
To date 16.4S5 men have completed
their training and are employed
More than 100000 are in training
now. and ultimately $4,000 will have
been rehabilitated. Many of the dis
abled men have not begun training
They are not yet physically able,
their cases are pending. or for some
other reason training has been de-
| ferred.
The new agency, which calls itself
| by the mouth filling title of the
| trainee- employment section OF the
rehabilitation division of the veterans
| bureau, has just begun its task. II
| has men of practically every voca-
| ton on it's hands. from dentists and
| farmers to stenographers and shoe
makers. To avoid misunderstanding
| il announces at the outset that II
will not be able to help any persons
| to find positions except the dis
abled war veterans who have been
under government training. That Is
in itself large undertaking.
The employment section has Degun
| to establish contacts with organiza- :
| tions that are in touch with all angles
| of the job market. The civil service
commission is reporting to the bureau
| OH atdlldDie pOSilAOtlo thC
ment departments. Already the de-
partment of agriculture has arranged
| to employ one young veteran VINO
made a remarkable record at an agri-
cultural college. This boy won prizes
| for cattle judging. he heads his class
| in his studies, and he is regarded as
an expert in cattle breeding.
Contacts are being made with in
surance companies, trade journals
| the American Federation of Labor,
professional societies and big corr
| porations. such as the U. S. shipping
| board. Standard OIL Westinghouse
| Electric and the United States Steel
| corporation.
| Where Men are Needed
| Employment experts of the veter-
ans bureau are making a study OF
| the professions and trades to de-
! termine which are crowded. A par
! tial survey indicates that training
has been provided in the past in
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
Braley Dolly Poem
BROADCAST

I breathed a melody into the air,
1t fell to the earth, know not where;
Except I know 1t was broadcast to
Oshkosh, Louisville, Baraboo,
San Francisco and Kalamazoo,
Heard by Kokomo. Kankakee,
And the passengers of a ship at sea,
Relayed onward to Singapore
And all the ports on the Indian shore,
Heard in Sydney and Liverpool,
Yokohama, Pekin, Stamboul,
Christiania, Baffin's Bay.
Moscow, Cairo and Mandalay;
Sung by people In Kamerun,
Danced by dervishes in Rangoon.
And thence by radio stations hurled
Over and over the great round world!
Maybe they caught few short bars
Up in Betclgeuse, Venus, Mars,
And various other well known stars.
The ether throbbed and the music went
To the utmost ends of the armament,
For breathed melody into the air
And it still. is travelling everywhere!
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
Questions And
Anssuers

q. Should false teeth be worn at
night? p. 3.
A. Artificial teeth should be worn
constantly. Removing them for the
night causes to Jaws to assume an
unnatural position. bringing a pres
sure upon the nerve at the hinge OF
the jaw. This has even been known
to cause deafness.
@. What course does q bill have
to take TO become . federal law?
A. n. D.
A. The routing chart OF normal
course of a bill introduced In the
house of representative follows:
Draught.ng room; introduced; re-
ferred to committee: debated in COM
mittee; debated on floor of house;
passed house: published as house
bill: introduced in senate; printed
as act of house; referred to com.
mittee; debated in committee; de-
bated on floor of senate: passed SEN
ate: signed by President; printed as
slip law: printed in session laws;
printed in statutes at large.
@. What 10 the Cities Service
company J. L. NJ.
A.. This company, in addition to
being large producer of high grade
crude oil, controls 79 public util-
tiles in 81 states and Canada. The
officials of the company say that 1T
serves $50 communities. with pop
ulation of 2,5c0 900.
@. Who lighted the lamps in the
beifry tower of Old North church on
the night of Paul Revere's midnight
ride? I. o.
A. There has long been a con-
troversy between the descendants OF
two families concerning the identity
Of the friend of Paul Revere who
placed tn. signal lantern in the Old
North church in Boston. Some
claim that the lights were placed by
Robert Newman, at that time Sec
ton of North church: others contend
that 1t was John Pulling. an intimate
friend of Revere from the time of his
boyhood Historians for the most part
now give the credit to Newman.
@. What are the greatest known
degrees of artificial heat? {. L.
A. The bureau of standards says
that the highest temperatures Of
artificial heat are attained by elec-
trio arcs with exception OF instan-
taneous effects of condenser dis
charge, Tungsten arc under high
pressure o1 inert gas mas Deeu ldhen
to over 5000 degrees F.
@. At what tide is the water at
mean sea leveI7 M. D. v.
A. The average height of the wa
ter, all stages of the tide considered
Is mean sea level. At ocean stations
the haF tide level usually differs
from mean sea level
@. What is the meaning Of the
words "T Thesaur. Amer, Septent ST.
gill" found on the seal Of all paper
money? r, X.
A. T. seal Is that of the treas
ury and the words are the abbrevia-
ton for the Latin sentence "Thesa-
uri Americat Septentrionalis Sigil-
lum." The literal translation is "Of
the Treasury OF America North
Seal
q. Is il true that an elephant is
afraid OF q mouse? l.. e. T.
A. The biological survey says
there is no foundation in fact for the
statement somtimes made to this ef-
feet.
@. What will keep silver knives
with steel blades from rustins &c.
NJ. v.
A. All steel articles can be per-
fectly preserved from rust by put
ting lump of freshly burnt lime in
the drawer or case in which they are
kept
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

A mine operator MADEIRA, Pennsylvania, has
notified his striking miners that he does not hold
them responsible for the strike and in return for
loyalty in the past and effort to help hem
over their unemployment, the rents of their homes
will be reduced SO per cent and every employe will
be suotts5 garden plot.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

political organization composed of men; that she has
been prompted by price to ask this fatal question
to hurl golden apple into the National League of
Women Voters knowing very we'll what would hap
pen In the mad scramble for it.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
ADMIRED THAT

He-You must have seen some trait
in me to admire or you wouldn't have
married me.
She-I did-your sublime nerve IN
wanting to be my husband-Boston
Transcript
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
Senator Pat Appalled, Again

Something Is continually hurting that mental
and partisan dyspeptic Senator Pat Harrison, with
whom no Republican pabulum agrees. Now his gorge
rises at the campaign expenses of Clifford Pinchot
and he is shocked because he doesn't know how much
Alfred j. Beveridge spent in the Indiana campaign.
Mr. Pinchot filed statement Of his expenses.
though there was no need for him to submit state
ment and for that Mr.. Beverdge filed none,
whereat Senator Pat suspects that the amount dis
sipated among the Hoosiers must have been some
tor Pat proceeds to become appalled,.
But neither Mr.. Pinchot Mr. Beveridge is a
whom would suspect of corruptng voters
of turning loose more money than might be neces
sary in a state campaign. As to Mr.. Pinchot Penn
sylvania is somewhat szable state and thckly
dotted with towns and settlements. The campaign
there was heated one, and doubt an expensive
one, much more expensive than similar campaign
conducted in the neighboring diminutive state of
Rhode Island
Moreover, Mr.. Pinchot so certain that what
his expenditures. they within moral limits
tthere statutory iinnitations) that without
being obliged to do SO, he made the amount public,
to the scandal of Senator Pat, who stood equally
ready to call him tightwad If he had allowed him
self to be beaten by the machine.
Mr. Beveridge, who is not given to the doing of
unnecessary things made statement and perhaps
kept no account of his outlay in the campaign.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

The freshman class Of womans college has
agreed that $1,000 year is the minimum income OF
a man to marry. AS the girls grow older their
financial demands viii become moderate until
the income will become negligible appurtenant-
only the
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

Los Angeles is demanding air cop to straight
en- out the radio jam.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
THE SOURCE

He-I rather like that peppy dame you intro
duced me to; she doesn't talk scandal
She-No; she supplies the material - Boston
Transcript.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

In case of a break with Switzerland over the
oser- Mccormick affair." we'H regret that we weak
ened navy.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02

BIBLE THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
A GOD RULES WITHIN:-I eoiU put my
~ Spirit avltlsia you, and cause you to aUalk IN
~ my statutes, and ye shall keep my judgments,
and do them. And ye shall daUeU IN the land that
gaze to your fathers and ye shall be my people, and
aoU be- your God.-Ezekiel Sc: 27, 28.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
FRIDAY MORNING, JUNE ?. 1922

Agriculture, for an honorable and
hiqh-miuded man is the best of all
occupations and arts by aohich men
procure the means Of liuing.
-Xenophon.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-02
SOUNDS BAD

SOUNDS BAD
MAN ACCUSED OF
STEALING FLEES
FROM POLICEMAN
Headline in San Francisco Chronicle.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11

Among the wealthy families In
China 1t Is improper for widows to
remarry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
THRIFT WEEK TO
Be OBSERVED BY
ALBUQUERQUE
Committee to Be Named BY
Y. M. C. A. This Morning;
Plans for Activities viii
Be Decided Tonight.

Under the direction of COM
mittee OF the Y. M. C. A., Albu-
auerque will observe National
Thrift week starting January IT.
The committee will be named to-
day and will meet at the "Y" this
evening at 1880 o'clock to form
plans for the week here.
Thrift week is a national move
ment fostered by the Y. M. G. A.
throughout the country in coop
Grafton with many other semi
public organizations. The purpose
of the week is to stimulate the in
dividual to think straight and to
act wisely In regard to personal
money matters in the realm of
earning, spending, saving, invest
ing and giving.
The basis of the national OBJ
servance consists of the following
ten-point economic creed work,
work and earn: make a budget;
record expenditures: have bank
account; carry life insurance: own
your own home; make a WILL In
vest in safe securities; pay bills
promptly and share with others.
National Thrift day. the opening
day of the week, is January II,
BENJAMIN Franklin's birthday.
"A penny saved is a penny
earned" is one of the truths which
originated with Franklin and has
endured more than century.
into special days including budget
day, life insurance day, own your
own home day, pay bills promptly
day, share with others day and
make a will day.
Announcement of the plans for
observing the week will be made
by the committee following its
tonight.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
LOCAL ITEMS

Coal Supply Co Phcno 4 and 8
Elks will hold regular meeting
tonight at o'clock.
Or. Murray, osteopathic physician
Woolworth Bldg, phone 644-W
G. X. Warren Post, Women's
Relief corps. will meet this after
noon at 2:30 o'clock at l. o. Q. F.
hall. There will be a Joint Install
alton of officers.
Factory wood. fun truck load.
four dollars. Hahn Coal Company.
Phone 81.
st. Johns cathedral church will
hold its annual parish meeting this
evening at 1880 o'clock. All menu
bers and friends of the parish are
urged to be present. supper will
be served at the Guild hall, follow
ing the meeting.
There are undelivered kilograms
at the Western Union office for
S. T. .Olney, B. F. Florence, j. c..
Hicks, Grace Flemming, Mrs. p. L.
Brown, Miss Hilda Huttinger Mil
ton Stockpole, Otto Davana and II.
II. Cakes.
The Eastern Star social club
will meet at the Masonic club
rooms at $3.50 this afternoon.
The Methodist Brotherhood held
its monthly dinner last night in
the church with an attendance of
GO men. The speakers were DR..
Alonzo " Bright and Carl c. Ma
gee.
At it's meeting last night, the
university club decided that, when
the First National Bank erected
its proposed new quarters, 1t would
take the top floor.
Oak Grove, Woodmen Circle,
will meet tonight at o'clock at
the knights of Pythias hall. There
will be installation of officers.
H. B. Wallenhorse Of Wagon
Mound, was a business visitor in
the city yesterday.
The Fraternal Brotherhood will
meet at o'clock tonight in the /.
o. O. f. hall. There will be in
stallation OF officers.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. p. Wagner have
returned from a vacation spent at
Aztec, N. M.
r. t. Maddox and family of Sill
yer City, passed through Albuquer-
que yesterday on their way home
from q trip to Aztec, N. M!
The Hornets defeated the Mid
gets 81 to in a basketball game
at the Library school yesterday
afternoon. This is the fourth VIC
tory for the Hornets this season.
Mrs. Joseph Pies will entertain
at cards this afternoon at 1880
n'pIOCL for hTrc T. No col
j. w. Bruner, secretary of the
New Mexico Baptist convention,
who was operated on Monday
morning at Baylor hospital, Dali
hart, Texas. is recovering steadily.
according to telegrams received at
the convention offices here. Owing
to the serious nature of the opera
ton, 1t will be at least six weeks
before Mr.. Bruner will be able to
resume his work. it is stated.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
BANK ELECTIONS
HELD YESTERDAY
IN ALBUQUERQUE
Few Changes in Officers and
Directors Lists; Citizens
National Has Its Best
Year.

There were practically no
changes made yesterday in the
administrative departments of the
Albuquerque banks when they
held their annual elections of
Officers and directors yesterday
afternoon.
The State National Bank re-
elected as It's officers J. B. Hern-
don, president; Roy Macdonald,
vice president; r. M. Merritt,
vice president, Jerre Haggard
cashier j. e. McCanna, assistant
cashier; II. II. Herkenhoff, assist
ant cashier. The directors are j.
b. Herndon, Roy Macdonald, r.
NJ. Merritt. Jerre Haggard, o. N,
Marion, NJ. K. Wylder and I. j.
Ross.
The State Trust and Savings
Bank elected j. b. Herndon,
president; Jerre Haggard, vice
president; ]. j, Tierney, cashier
and Fred A. White, assistant
cashier. The board Of directors
for this bank is the same as that
Of the State National
The Citizens National Bank I'M
der the administration of A. G,
Simms during the past year has
increased its resources from
$765, 600 to $1,10T,0O0. The sur
plus account went from $4,000 to
SIS, 900. The officers for 1922 are
A. G.. Simms, president; d. A.
Porterfield, vice president; H. C.
Roehl vice president; II. G.. Bun
ies. cashier; Earl C. Porterfield
and Fred Luthy, assistant cashiers.
The directors are A. G. Simms,
D. A. Porterfield, II. G. Bunjes,
Robert Il. Dietz, who is also vice
president of the Dietz Lantern
company Of New York, G. T.
French, D. e. Harrington, Fred
Luthy, A. L, Martin, John F,
Simms.
The officers Of the First Nation
nj Bank elected are J. NJ. Ray
nolds, president: Guy L, Rogers,
active vice president; C, S. White,
vice president and cashier; H. F.
Reynolds, vice president; ]. E.
Cox, assistant cashier; Melton
Chavez, assistant cashier, and
Herman Snyder, assistant cashier,
The directors OF the First Ma
tional Bank for the coming year
are Joshua S. Reynolds. A. B.. Nc
Millen, H. f. Reynolds, ]. M.
Reynolds, and Guy L. Rogers.
The officers of the First Saw
ings Bank and Trust company for
the coming year are J. NJ. Ray
nolds, presidents c. S, White, vice
president: j. f.. Cox, secretary
and treasurer; T.. X. Howell, as
sistant secretary and treasurer.
The directors of the bank are
]. E. Cox, Louis Ilfeld. A. B. Nc
Millen. II. F. Reynolds, J. NJ
Reynolds, G. L. Rogers, Lloyd
Sturges ard c. S. White.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
RESEARCH BOARD OF
FOREST SERVICE IS
HOLDING CONFERENCE

The annual sessions of the forest
service research committee started
at district forest service office here
yesterday. The committee consists
of the various forest service district
department heads. The object of
the annual meeting is to review
the research work done during the
year and to map out the program
for the coming year. G. A. Pear
son of the Fort Valley experiment
station is in the city to attend the
nnnference.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
MONEY

Cut out this slip, enclose with Sc
and mail 1t to Foley & Co., 1885
Sheffield Ave. Chicago, H.. writ
ing your name and address clearly.
You will receive in return trial
package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound for coughs,
colds and Group; Foley Kidney
Pills for pains in sides and back
rheumatism backachc, kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Ca
thartic Tablets. a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for
constipation, biliousness. head
aches. and sluggish bowels. Sold
everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
FIRE RATE SURVEY
BEING MADE HERE
BY UNDERWRITERS

A resurvey of the city is being
made by fire insurance under
writers preparatory to readjusting
the insurance rates. The last fire
risk survey was made here ten
years ago The inspection will be
devoted mainly to the business sec
ton of the city where all buildings
will be examined to ascertain their
probable fire risk. The survey is
in charge of A. L. Blair, local rep
resentative OF the fire underwent
ers, and w. z. Fulkerson of the
Denver office.
The survey started yesterday
with an inspection of buildings on
University Heights. The resurvey
was brought about by the city
commission. which is attempting to
establish lower insurance rates in
the city.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
ST. JOHNS PARISH TO
MEET THIS EVENING

Members of st. Johns Episcopal
Cathedral church will hold their
annual parish meeting tonight at
the church at 8 o'clock. Bishop
Frederick b. Howden will preside.
The past years activities of various
organizations will be set forth in
reports and programs for the new
year will be outlined. A new
vestry will be elected. st. Johns
Guild has arranged to serve cof-
fee, pie and sandwiches in the
guild hall at the conclusion Of the
parish meeting. as social feature.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
DEATHS AND FUNERALS

CHAVEZ-The funeral of Jose
s. Chavez. who died last Sunday
morning, will be held this morning
at Belen. Garcia e. Sons will have
charge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS
OOlNGS

Many of the residents of the
Heights are beginning to clean up
their yards and getting ready for
spring planting.
There are still about fifty work
men engaged In building construc-
tion on the Heights.
The Superior Building company
has just ordered in a water tap
preparatory TO building a California
type bungalow on the corner of
Stanford and Silver avenues.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11

CITY FLECTE-.> SHOE SHOP
Phone S67-W. 2l3 South Second.
Free Call and Delivery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
CITY BUILDING
RECORD HIGHEST
EVER MADE HERE
Building Reports Shows
Great Increase of 1921
Over Past Years; FavorS
Extending the City Limits

Albuquerque has Just passed
through the greatest building year
in its history, according to figures
contained in the annual building
report which was submitted yester-
day morning to City Manager Glad
ding by City Engineer Frank Kim
ball. The report also carries a rec
ommendation that as soon as the
city is financially able to make
necessary improvements on Univer-
sity Heights and the Terrace, these
two growing communities be added
to the city
Including the permit issued for
the extension of the Alvarado
hotel, which Is for 100000 and
excluding the improvements at the
Santa Fe shops, which run well
into the hundreds of thousands of
dollars, the building figures for
1921 are $SS3.72494, Improve
ments during 1920 amounted to
$610,206.
Tho amount of construction call
ed for in permits for the various
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-11
KING is ENGAGED.

Belgrade, Jan. 10.--King Alex
ander's engagement to Princess
Marie OF Rumania has been en-
Enthusiastically received. Flags were
hung up throughout the city i'm
mediately the announcement was
made.