The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-05-12

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The Highest Wisdom.
The mass of people believe that
all which is difficult to understand
| is deep, blu. it is not so. What is
difficult to understand is immature,
vague, and often false. The high
st wisdom is simple, clear and
goes thru the brain straight INFO
the heart. -Strindberg's "Zones of
the Spirit"
slot from the Frying Pam"
Tailor: Do you want a cuff on
your pants?
Customer: Do you want slap
n the jaw?
| -Regimental Review.
George Mitchell is still hunting
dears, although she season is closed.
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Don't get sore if this applies to
you'll!
Teacher: Iowa is a great state
for hogs. / come from there my
self.
Ethel Takkunen wants 20 know
why George Washington and Abra-
nam Lincoln were born on holidays.
Rumors are abroad that there
are only four weeks or twenty days
of school left before vacation walks
/ in to take its place.
Empty seats and fish go together
After fishing season is open, it is
known that fish will become scarce
1t is also known that empty seats
will be numerous, which will be
the cause of the scarcity of fish
Mayme Weed returned to schoo
Monday after a long absence, be
ing laid up with the Scarlet Fever
The Inter-class baseball tourna
ment was up Monday with the
Juniors and Seniors crossing bats
$50
The Manual Training Depart
ment has been kept busy for the
past two weeks making articles fol
the Junior Senior Prom.
There was no chapel last Thurs
day.
The following has been received
from Mr.. Farley: "The Ball parR
will be in use every school day
from A to 6 p. M. Anyone wish.
ling to use it will have to see me
about it."
Nick Popoyich made trip tc
Duluth last Tuesday.
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Joe .Bottiani won two-bits on q
Ibet Monday, by pole-vaulting eight
feet and two inches.
Report Cards were given out
Wednesday.
Winton seems to be the rendez.
vous of several of the Ely boys.
Felix Alfalfa says that he's
leather-lunged. Ask him why.
Senior Class Day-May &c.
At the meeting of the Senior
Class last Thursday it was decided
that Friday, May &c be celebrated
as Senior Day. A program is to
be given entirely by the Seniors
sometime during the day. Lillian
Kannianen was elected class pro-
phet and Ida Koski class historian.
Lillian will read the prophecy of
the class and Ida will read it's past
history. In all probability the class
will have picnic at BURNSIDE
during the afternoon. Refreshment
and entertainment committees were
appointed 20 make everything ready
for the big day, which will be
something new to the students.
A committee was appointed to
look INFO the matter of selecting
a memorial to be left by the class
for the high school.
**+Es
| Do you think it is easy to tell
Nothing but the truth. See if
| it is on May Is at the Washington
Auditorium.
"The world doesn't believe the
truth. 1t doesn't believe there was
an America for Columbus to dis
cover. 1t didn't believe that Alex
ander Bell had telephone more
than Cyrus Field could lay the
Atlantic cable" So spoke Ralsson,
the Wall Street stock broker to
his partner. To get the rest of che
story come to the Senior Glass play
Friday May 10.
The typewriting students are
steadily increasing their speed as
typists. There are already many
medals and extra bars that have
! been awarded to the typewriting
students. Alice Berglund and Gladys
Lindblad added one more bar 20
their medal Martin Grahek and
Lima Anderson received medals.