The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-03-09
OTTUMWA NEWS

Almost uallN lncft are GDIei
or more stories in the papers sub
stimulating the statement that an,
damn fool can fire a revolver.
/ Well, the wedding is over AT
last and now the people are Wond
ering what She possibly could 81,
in him, and What in the world AZ
saw in her Were YOU ever in love
Time not only flies but Il .oom
nothing ever goes wrong with any
Of its works
Charles Smith started Saturda
\ for Midland. NoWln or any ii,
place where there was corn fol
sale, but on getting a. far as OF
! tumwa, found the roads in sucl
a hell of a shape he decided t.
rniain over night aad tackle III.
job the following morning.
The early birds gets the parking
space and the sleepy guy asks Why
February seems 70 have stoler
March lion.
Art Larson who has been out a.
he H. J. Brady ranch i few day.
drove home to Midland late Satul
lay afternoon
Mrs W. J Anderson Of Midlant
and her son are spending a fey
days woth Mrs. Carl Stinson Of OF
tumwa.
n. b. Thompson returned from
q Sioux City business trip Friday
Thco. Van Lanckcr drove to OF
tumwa Saturday with several cans
Of cream and took homo scvora
hundred pounds of supplies.
J. 7. Singleton drove to MIDLAND
Friday where he met his wife anC
youngest daughter then began the
slow process Of the return TIL
which. owing to the present roao
conditions it is impossible to locate
them but they are on their way
Bud O'Neil drove bunch Of
about $50 head of cattle through
Manila last Friday. He was mov.
ing them from winter quarters III
somewhere near the Cheyenne rivcl
down on the ranch a few mile,
northwest Of OttumWa
We have all heard of people OF
whom ii was often said: They
didn know enough to come il
when it rained or ache when they
were jammed and that they coul,
not tell beans when the bag wae
united but Ottumwa has a lads
who has them all beaten a cit,
block. for she cant tell when she,
cold. 1t seems the little lady had
been out calling with her HUSBAND
and returning the roads were in
such fearful condition that the
car jumped the track, which madG
it necessary for her to apply hci
weight and strength to the real
end of the car and later make
relief trip to a neighbors for help
After the storm was over and tn;
ear had made the grade and ths
silly thing was sitting comforta
bly, by the neighbors freside, sh,
says she felt sharp pains. chasing
each other around her ankles but
couldn't tell what they were an,
never knew until after She haG
gotten home that she had frozen
them. What do you know about
that 1t is whole lot ike the
nan and the snake have told you
about so often. You remember he
had quite a time getting into bed
md no sooner had he done so than
he saw a snake going out Of the
bed Grasping the gun he said
Mister Snake. if you're a snakt
you're in a bad fix, if you're not 2
snake then it's me that's in a hell
,f a fix"
The Stinson's of Ottumwa enter
tanned bunch of thor friends
on Friday and Saturday evenings
IF last week. On Saturday even
ing another attempt was made t.
find out who was who in the card |
contest we were telling YOU about |
last week. AT present it looks a.
if it might be anybody's race.
An ordinary bachelor can't un.
derstand why the law sends man
with our wives to the peniteniary
when the gates of the lunatic asy
lum are wide open.
c. f. Meader drove to Midland |
Monday morning and returned |
with lumber, gas. feed and lady I
passenger.
Carl Stinson was in Nowlin on
He drove down after coal.