Evening journal., 1922-08-25
Outlaw Notes
BY THE FLUTE

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His motto: Those who are faith
ful in the little things are also faith
full in much.
That he is an active participant
in sports is proven by the fact that
he has played on the following
teams: Union baseball and basket
ball. 1920-21-22; Trinity baseball
team, 1922: w. II. S. baseball team.
1922: Outlaw wire ball team. day
committee football team, Jeff's
Canal stars, Mccaulley's tennis
team. Joe's checker squad, and
chesrook Academy basketball team.
Loads" favorite bit Of Shakes
peare is: Neither a borrower nor
lender be-"
When Load" tried out for the
church choir the director asked him
II he could sing first bass and Load
quickly replied: mo nam, nothing
but centerfeld."
We are afraid that when Load is
playing for Connie Mack he will be
second Joe Dugan. because he
will never be satisfied with any
team but Jeff's Canal Stars. and un-
less he Is traded 10 them by Connie
he will jump his contract.
Right at this point we must stop
to announce that the next issue OF
the Notes will be a number we'll
worth reading, devoted 10 Frank
(Muck) McCaulley. This will, no
doubt. be a winner. as IL will deal
with travels and other interesting
doings Of the funny little manager
OF the Outlaws" Watch the sport
page of The Journal for this issue.
Thank you.
On returning from our most sue
cessful trip to Edge Moor last Sat
urday evening. one of the gang
asked a newsboy for an extra. The
surprised lad looked up and said:
Everybody in town knows Union
won. Mister, they don't need an ex-
ira.
And then, Just as Jack" Thomp-
son and Pop" Sweeney disembark-
ed at the French street terminal. a
boy asked them II Sarazen had beat |
en- both OF them.
Load" thinks that:
APoPicAy SoAAc9 AiSih odNihs oP
Piles.
The siamese twins were born in
Siam.
The Prince OF wales is the big
gest of all fish.
Master Mechanic is the name OF a
child.
He also wants to know:
What queen reigned during the /
Victorian period7
How old a two-year-old is7
How many deaths are in piece !
Of cherry pie?
Employer: "Married2"
"Plant Juice: Yes"
Employer: ITO whom?"
Plant Juice: "a woman"
Employer: Certainly, did you
ever hear OF anyone marrying a
man"
Plant Juice; "Yes SIR. my wife
did,"
We would like TO correct an error
which appeared in The Journal Mon
lay evening. The error is this:
Union Wins First Game This Sea-
on" It's wrong absolutely. First
anne this half" would sound better,
Jenny, boy.
Just think Of it. next Saturday
he curtain will fall on our league
laying season. the season winding
p with Seventh Ward. runnersup
DR. the lead. Union wishes them
ick, but, they are not the White :
OK, Of '1s, and will present the
est time possible in an effort TO
in. If the warders win. they will {
ave won fair and square. s
Immediately after this game. the
outlaws will mount their fiery steeds
nd, headed by Manager MUCK"
1cCaulley. on the Wings OF Mer-
ury," will make a wild dash for the y
aague treasurer and their s25 for
cit.
In connection with this we issue
he following warnings: Townspeo-
lie. fear not, that this wild ride of {
he Outlaws. is a X. X. K. or strike J
lem onstration.
All stockholders in the team wear
suit Of armour and bring ma
,hine gun. Load" Stirlith steer