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Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
SCATTERING HAPPINESS

I think that to be happily married" ]" offered the young woman who always claimed she didn't want to get married, people should like the same things don't you, MT. Lackwit7"
 Where do you get that happily mar ried,?s demanded the gentleman duas tioned, who had large ears. 'Y6u're been reading old-fashioned novelsF'
 Tits this way declared ths thin man who was very dressy and always matched his socks and. ties "To lend matrimony undying interest the two should heartily differ on what they thing to talk about. That is the real tragedy of married life, having nothing to talk about. When. you look around a cafe you always can detect the mar ried couples They are staring over each others shoulders in grina-faced en- durance, wearing a 'rny-cross-I bear ex- | pressioh and usually they are yawnina,
 Way back before the war they had told each other every last thing they knew and few they imagined, so there l is nothing left to say. How different it would -be if she adored mayonnaise and he was crazy about 3 French dress l ing with a touch of garlicl
 *
 "or. suppose he buys g belted-in eoat | when she wanted him to get n5ail4slZe
 one, or he says she looks best in bright red and she persists in wearing dark colors. The vista unrolled is limitless To the brink of the tomb they win fev- CT stop arguing and thus will have nc time to consider. how unfortunate it was they didn't pick out somebody else. You are quite wrong, Miss Waffles ?,
 l "Of course, can't begin to argue with I a brilliant man like you. Mir. Chisell
 murmured the young woman who. claim I ed she sdidn.t want to get marrieds q I think man has so mitch more--er-
 vision and is so keen. It always makes me feel 50 helpless when realize how
 much more he knows than dd... But ] think of the long winter evenings By the I fire reading aloud from consenia
 booH-"
 j :'No married couple stays home icnl I enough to read any book sorfoHfully 1 persisted the man with large ears. "Thel
 have to get out among em in order tt forget each other for brief space. TheJ don't buy books, either, because there's Il no place to put 'em after they're ,il
 their cozy little kitchenette apartment
 if they put 8 book on shelf itswoult
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
LETTERS 10 THE EDITOR
oIean Up the Roadsides.

MT Editor: It is 10 a. m, and my dishes are undone, Why? I have Been trying to cut some weeds along the high way in front of my home, which is the why of this letter. The aforesaid weeds cannot be cut. For generations the stones have been picked from the. road and thrown alongside until the piles are many feet high. I read the letter about the ragweed I know we would all be proud to have a pretty highway. if the way vas fixed so it could be maintained in a neat condition3s
 Now before I close would suggest that people cease throwing old bed springs, broken bottles, tim cans and other refuse along the highways, which means trouble later pGl, and pu1ictured tires for people who can i'll afford to buy a new tire every time they go out '- These roads are, an awful mess Why can't we have a stone cEalsher and make use of the stones which slide back into the read after each storm?
 Yours for neat roads and safe travel. ing conditions.
 RESIDENT. Scotland, Conn, Aug. 20, 1922.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
CIRCULATION WEEK ENDING AUG. 1eth, 1922
 11,685
THE RoouE rnrRNEY.

Thts is the week when Norwich peo- pie welcome to the city the roque ex- =erts and the many followers of the game for the annual tournament of the essoern division of the national associa- lion.
 Jhe Rosa Of New England Is always deiglIted to receive the rooue players, their families and other enthusiasts, for it knows by experience that it means the coming of an excellent company of men and women from not only many New England points but from centers thi 0uchout the east who have given rvidence in the past of the desirability of theEr presence Tn any community.
 Norwich has for many years been the city where the national roque tourna- faeut has been held. and for that reason many of the residents have come to have q rather good understanding of he game though the number of play DTS here Is not as large as might be de- Eired for the development of new life and interest in the excellent game Hued as it ts with capital opportunities for mind training and physical exer. rise hy Individuals of all ages.
 Having for so many years beer t1ertlred Wlth tls game or rOQue, re Eemhnng in certain respects the game oi r-orrst. but played upon improved oourts and in keereng with scientific rr-inciries winch has caused it to b, termed ground billiards. Norwich can not overlook the importance of doing lts part in maintaining the necessary in tersst to insure the continuance of thi one national tournament here in eacl Hoocessivs year.
 'TiuIs knowing as we do that we cai give a most cordial and genuine wei rosne Go the company of those who ar ntt-actsd to Norwich by this tourna nent. whether they happen to rerlal for the entire week, a few days or day. too F1uoh emphasis cannot be lai on the fact that 1t is not solely b iro-len Us-d but by attendance at tn Ir--smeut that the interest of the pee l'4 af ris community can be show I'd -hiF annual gathering. It is unques liorativ game in which more interes rouii t, u1nnIfestsd if more was know nhcrr
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
IN THE PUBLIC EYE

Frank W. MondelL who is expected
 to receive the republican nomination
 for United States senator in the Wyo- ming primaries today, is at present the republican floor leader in the national house of representatives. Born in Mis- soiirl in 1860, Mir. Mondell left his na9 tive state for Wyoming thirty-ffve years ago, locating in the town of Newcastle. He identified himself with the repubM- can party and was chosen mayor of Newcastle three years after taking up his residence there. His next venture in politics and offiee-holding was in standing for the state senate and win ming. Then he went to congress in 1895, and after one term became assist ant commissioner at the general land office q post where he was enabled to bring his special knowledge of western conditions into play. Re-entering con gress tin 1899 he has remained there
 and is now an experienced parllameh- tarian. with d mastery of lawmaking tbehEfidue g.. ..e--15ss1.-
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
Today's Anniversaries

1S67-Jeremiah Day, for many years president of Yale collage. died iq New Haven. Born at New Pres ton, Conn. Aug: 3, 1775. 1s72-Gen. John A. Dix was nominated by the republicans of New York for governor. K ,., "a. .ss ss..s4 1SSS-Queen Victoria opered the new municipal buildings in Glasgow. 18S9-President Harrison attended the laying of the cornerstone for the Indiana Soldiers Monument at 5. Indianapolis.
 1ss6-Hol1e Smith of Georgia resigned as secretary of the interior ard ! was succeeded by David R. Fran eis Of Missouri. 1S02-Marquis of Salisbury, former minister Of Great Britain, died. Born Feb. }. 1850. 191s-United States goverranent appeal. ed to the reopleto forego all non- essentials to overcome labor shortage.
 191S-At Quebec, the Prince of Wales replied in French to the address of welcome
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

ministration that the brave old patriot held the country, together through a most trying period. At the end of his second term he rode back to the Hermit age" his beloved home in Tennessee feel ing that his life work was about finished.
 The footsteps of the lad-Ifish and all but ancient of birth-of the young law yer riding over the mountains to the new west; of the judge, the planter, the Indian fighter, the general, the senator had been guided by destiny to the presi- dentiaI chair that he, though not entirely a statesman and not lacking in human weaknesses might, with his fierce patriot ism and his prophetic vision, per2etuate the work begun by Washington.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
Law students.

MT. Editor: Your paper has bee1; sug- gested to me as one that may take an interest in matter which, in New York, has received no publicity save a few let ters of obection in the readers forum of certain newspapers.
 What would your readers think of an- other law like proFlibttion-one curtailing the rights and privileges only of the poor, and a promoter of scandal and dis respect for law? Would they welcome it, or would they storm the legislature with protests before it could raise it's head?
 However, we are now facing move merit which is to have the same effect as prohibition if it reaches it's goal. It is one to remedy" the moral and intellect ual decline in the legal profession. To realize this end the American Bar asse- citation prescribes a two year college pre- liminary for all law sudsnts, and q heightened law course for those obliged to work during their period of study The aim of the association is to make these requirements enforceable by law. and in this, design it seems to have the support of the state bar assoetatons 1hroughouf the country AppaNently to ward off any charge of injustice. the movement advo- cates, in a resolution of bar association delegates adopted at Washington D. e. decare that fin an1ost every part of the country a young man of small means can l by energy and perseverafce, obtain the | college and Law school education which the standards require,n but I believe you will concede that this Is, poor estimate 1 of econinic conditions here, and, there. | fore, 8 poor attempt at justification
 | If the American Bar association reach. es it's objective, many diligents worthy and ambitious boys are to be sw6FE iron 1 the field of competition, which will thsr be reserved exclusively to the minority who can afford college training. mi. will bar the Washingtogts, the Lircelnl and the Clays, for none of these wef, college men. Most of the worlds .trus benefactors sprang from poverty. Som, sons of luxury drift out of college todas who could never be the pride of any pro fession, yet if this movement is success
 full, they are to hold places in the pro
 fession that worthier high school boy
 would hold in their stead if the Aii1ari can Bar association sought to revise tn
 bar examinations and render them tn
 better practical test of cornpetealoe whici is so sorely needed. Such uTlfatFn4ss a
 this movement furthers will only creat
 more hate and unrest in the ranks o
 the outraged masses as the dry amend
 rDent has long since proved. have ye ) to be shown why the bar examination, } cannot be made a more effective mean
 of barring the incompetent. besides obvl qtang discrimination where the rights . . the majority are inyolved -,i-
 s Respectfully,
 % DANIEL J. DOWNING.
 Brooklyn N. r., Aug. 20, 1ss2.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
This Leaves the Arms
 Free from Hairy Growths
tToilet Talksl

A simple method for completely re- moving every trace of hair or fuEz is here given. Thls>is painless and us- ually a single Treatment will banisi even stubborn growths. To remove hairs, make thick paste with some powdered delatone and water, spread on hairy surface and after about two minutes rub of, wash the skin and the hairs are gone This method will not mar the skin, but to avoid dis appointment, be certain you get dela- tore
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
'Today's Birthdays

American tfeatrcAl managers and producers, born at Sandusky, O., 6s years ago today
 William L. Douglas, former governor of Massachusettsg born st Pay1nouu1, Mass. 77 years ago today. - Dr. Henry Suzzallo, president of ths University Of Washington, born at Saf Jose. Calf, 47 years ago today.
 Daniel R. Arthofy, re1rresentative 1T congress Of the First Kansas district born at Leavenworth. Kas., 52 year. ago today.
 Walter H. Schang, catcher of tht New York American league baseball team born at Wales, N. Y, S2 year! ago today.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

was married, had a family, occupied a h@ne----
 ''Then you must be a household CT, !" snapped out the counsel.
 Well I don't know, r drawled out the other. s'Yoa See, married a widow"
 Big Green Pibklss.
 A huckster was calling his wares in the street, and this day had large load of waSeFi1elons. Not making out what he was saying, the grandmother Sent her little granddaughter to ske what it was all about.
 She went to the window and looked out RetuWnfng, she said: "It,s nothing hanna, but a man with a load of big green pickles"
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
IN THE DAYS NEWS
The William Penn of Brazil


 The National Geographic Society has elected to honorary membership Gen. Candido Mariana da Silva Rondon, fam ous explorer often called the William Penn of Brazil.
 Gen. Rondon won this popular char- acterization for his peaceful penetration of the practically unknown Matto Gros- so wilderness, now renowned for its rub Der, where he so successful won the con fidence of the natives by his fair treat ment and human assistance that they even helped him string telegraph wires through the jungle of their hitherto for bidden land.
 Gen. Rondon is the ninth man elected to honorary membership in the National Geographic Society, one of the other eight being the late Theodore Roosevelt who upon his return from his BrazilIan explorations. made known Rondon's work in this country by his high praise Of the Brazilian;s achievements.
 Gen. Rondon's name henceforth will be perpetuated on Brazilian maps by the
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

mean crowding out the package of breakfast food or the bottle of shoe whit euer. Of. course, they uikht hang it on $ string from the light fl esHse, biit that would mean work to hunt up tha twine and tie 1t, and everybody is too IaAguid these days to take on any unnecessary
 toll
 Without a maid 1t would be inlpossi- Die. Gwsnd6iyn EoTer had to d6 any thing before she was married and fio- body should expect her to begin now. at the movies together but that will De the extent Of their int sllectual dissipation. Besides, he would probably want to read something of Zane GreyE, while she would be dying to skim through sE5ie Fourth Wife, and I'd like to know what you are going t6 do about that7" q think it Is perfectly dreadful Of you l to De so cynical Y reproaclaed the young 1 Iwonaan who disdainsd fiatfifnony. T l just know you aren't like that at all
 Anybody could tell you had kind and noble nature, Mir. Lockwit and there l isn't a bit of use in your pretending
 otherwise You would beijust ideal fl ( hen1s.''
 1 "Nothing to itps declared the alaEmed 1 man with large ears T never get UT l Sunday morning and q scatter cigar ! ashes hither and you and put my feet Lin chairs and hoist up window shades te the ceiling-and I have to have fried onions every other meal or so. tel you I'm bad bet, Miss Waffles, and ne girl ever looked at me twice, anyway 'dThe very idea r soothed the young woman who had no interest in men. It'i l just your nodest9 I'm sure Any Jsir could see at once that syou are tfe sori of man whe-'' g
 "Oh, he isn'tA"" DrotestAd the dresss l man, rallving to the dcf fsnsa of his friend
 ''f4e isn't that sort at al, and neither an II. Whether we agreed pr dfsag greed wi4i Ia eiff she would be equally nfis6tabl l and bored to death But therg are lot of nice men in ehe 6rId-ir fact, hay two or three friends I'd like to introduc yon te."
 Have you really?'' cried the yoln
 swolnur who disdatned niatrimohy. '' have So little tins to waste. on rien-Pl be home Thursday evening" MT. Chisel
 if you care to bring one of them around A lonely man Is just too sad and I sup pose it's my duty to make the Wors more cheerful rs--Exchanse
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
DOES NOT HAVE ID.
 TAKE PHYS|C
"Fruit-a-iiVes" Brought ! Complete Relief

ASHFORD, NEw YcRK. tired several kinds of physic for over three years and, ofcourse, while I took it every night nay bowels would move; but as soon as stopped taking physic, I would be Constipa- ted and would have Piles terribly.
 Ibought one box of ''Fruit-a-tives'' and took them. Now I am not troubled any more with Constipation or Piles. ''Fruit-a-tives'' or ~Fruit Laso Tablets" left no after-effects and now 1 do not have to use physic".
 Mrs. JOHN CAP0zzI. Soc box, 6 for $2.5O, trial size 75c. At dealers or from FRU1T.A-TIvEs Limited, oGDENsBuRG, NY.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

has unanimously elected you an honorary member of the society, the highest honor it can confer.
 n'1 wish to assure you of my own high personal esteem and of my hops that such deeds as yours may serve to knit the Americas together into an even closer bond of fraternity and fellowship
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
Stories That Recall Other.
Didn't Know His standinr.

Counsel was trying to elicit from the witness whether he, was a freeholder ar householder. He did not know. On ex- animation he admitted he owned no real estate Questioned further, he said he had lived dn the country several years,
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

When an individual doesn't get out of the pash of the automobile it is usually bad for the individual, but when it Gs pole or tree that happens to be in the way humanity is by no means AInFnurs
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

By the addition of cipher Monday the distance from Buffalo to Albany was made 5000 miles, instead of 300, as cov- cred by MT. and Mrs. j. Henry Beckley on their motor trip to Norwich.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

When it comes to striking the raiI- road shopmen's leader seems to be in control of his men, but when it comes to preventing violence the situation is entirely dSferert
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
Centenary of a Disease

Flie medical world is preparing 10 commemorate soon the centenary 6f Bretoneaus discovery of dihtherla.- Milwaukee Journal.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

Som ething to worry about The piano tuners of the country might organize and go on a strike. sg
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

Old Sol hasn't ceased to put on the much sought coats of tan, but there's a more or less painful accompaniment stfll
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

There ts no reason why congress should stop doing business just be- causs the tariff has gone to conference
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

The deputy organist to Sir Freders ick Bridge at Westminster Abbey is a sixteen year old girl, Aileen Brans- den. &
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

These are the days when the pro- wider of substitute for coal would have been getting plenty of publicity
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

The haehwyas thess days indicate that people are getting about regardless of. railroad transportation
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The man on the corner says: Truth can never succeed tn any effort 1t makes to keep up with r4nor.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

In the fighting of bolshevis1n Enver Pshaa was we'll engaged even though it cost him his life.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
Norwich, Tuesday. Aug. aa. 1929.

uEsaER OF IRE AssScisTEe PRESS ne EEsseint-d Pres s ezcInsfyely entitled t8 i1e ule for republication of all news des0atch- Q credited to M or not otherwise credited to nis paorr and also ths .0eai ueHs publlshed terain-
 AT rirats sf republication ef sDeciI des- ratc1eE lerein also rrserFee-
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22
EDITORIAL NOTES.

When 1t comes to Dollar 7, day al roads lead to Norwich.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-22

Mrs. Calvin Coolidge. wife of the Vice President. Both she and hes husband have left Washington for Boston, where they will spend sev- era1 days before going to California where they will attend the Ameri- can Bar Association Convention to be held there this month. At the close of the meeting they will go to Vancouver and will return to Washington by way of the Cana dian Rockies.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
Nlmero TIC.
PROCEDIMIENTO ESPECIAL PA
RA COBRO DE PRESTAMO
HIPOTECARIO.
EDICTO.

Yo, Ramon Martinez Reyes, Mar
shall de esta Honorable Corte, al pu-
blico, hago saber: Que en- cumpli-
miento de una orden de esta fecha re-
cibida del Secretario de. esta Hon.
Corte, virtud de resolution dictada
por esta Hon. Corte, ordenando la
venta en- publica subasta al mejor
postor de la siguiente finca:
"SOLAR en- la Seccion Norte
"del barrio de Santurce de este
T "Municipio, sitio de "Minillas", de
"siete metros de frente por trein-
% "ta y tres de fondo, lindante al
% 'Norte con Satarnino Cepeda; al
Il "Sur, con Remigio Claudio; all Es-
<2"te, con la calle del Quito, en- la
II "que tiene el ntnero 26; y por el
. ''Oeste, con la Succession Latimer.
"Contiene una casa terrers de ma
"deras, tethada de zinc. "5D 'i's
.Dicha tsubasta Sc efectuara con ell
fin de satisfaeer al 4, ,demandante la su-
made ma de- Qcheceienttos5 ceienttos5 dollars de priinpci- in
pal, interes debido al doce por Glen
to anual desde 25 de diciembre de
1921 hasta Ia fechal del Ipago, gastos
y costas hasta cien dollars y Glen dol
lars mas por honorarios de abogado;
y tai acto Sc llevara a cabo en- mi Off
Gina cita en- ell edifcio ocupado por
esta Hon. Corts sea ell antique con-
vento de Santo Domingo calle del
Cristo de. esta ciudad, ell dia s de Ju-
nio de 1922 a las dos de la tarde y ell
que tenga la buena pro debera deposi-
tar en- ell acto de la subasta ell impor-
tie de su oferta en- orc americana.
San Juan, P. R., II de Mayo de
1922.
Ramon Martinez Reyes,
Marshal
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
.CARIBE

Situado en- ell coraz6n de la ciudad.
Perfectamente acCndiciOnadO con to-
dos los adelantos lnOdernos. Ascensor.
Te)efonos. Magnifcas habiciOnes con
bahO privado efectos sanitagiOs. Es.
pecial comfort para familias y pasa-
jeros. Precios moderados.
TelefonOs 484 1909. p. o. Box 306.
Gale de San Francisco No. 81, San
Juan, p. II.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
INGLATERRA

PrOpietario: Jose D. Rodriguez,
Tanca No. 5, TelefonO 800. San Juan,
Puerto Rico. Situado en- una de las
Principales Gales, cerca del Tren
del Teatro, proximo los Muelles,
antique al Correo y demas Edifcios
Federales. Buen tratO. ServiciO ex-
celente. Sc sirven Comidas a domici-
lilo. Sc admiten abOnados a preciOs
m6dicOs. su.-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
A CONFERENCIAR.

Sc informa que algunos leaders
pOlfticOs han cOncertado conferehcias
con el gobernador. las que Sc llevarln
a efecto fuera de la ciudad en- Pom
ce. en- Jajone Alto o ell alguna de las
poblaciones del Este de Ia isla.
En- Palacio no han hecho manifes-
taciones con respecto nj telegrama del
Sr. Barcel0 Sc cree que el goberna-
dor guardara reserva Ell ese asunto.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13

Sc iVENDE :--Un magniGrq solar, com
puesto de cuatrocientos m etrqssl biep
situado; poblados 'esquipa a las ca,
lies afrnadas'del "carmenp YassSan, An
tonic" en- Hato Rey,, parada daI SAb;o lpgsa4g
seed y pinto+escos y and6s minutes, ,lde
Ia darfetera tentfai.' %9Tieiie aaemetida
he aqua. La 1uz,s 'Ya ia 'estan instalan,
do. Infornara SUI dueilo Arturo c. tRor
que en- n "g2 San 'SebastianiI ST., e&an
IIua3ln p Rh'''i}a san 'l% o9nBS5L23
: Z tfjliIs Booiasl si .0t
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
ELvEsUBIO !

oq ParticipOs q, mi. numerOsa clientele
alue nuevamente me encuentrO al fren-
tie de este ,acreditado Restaurant, dom
dc encontraran un esmerado servicio
q la carta. Sc admiten abOnados y
nunca faItan los sabrosos "Spaguctti,
Vicente RinaIdi. Allen 20. San, Juan.
Telefono S9S. ,sJ ia E .,. af,l
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13
HOTEL FLORIDA

Recientemente mOntadO, en- ell sitiO
mas centrico de la ciudad, entire las
Gales Allen. y Tetuan.
Buenas habitaeiOnes.
Buena acomida y preciOs m0dicOs.
San jose No. z, San Juan, P. r.
Nota:-Muy conveniente para per-
sonas distinguidas que quieran vivir
bien ec0n6micamente.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-05-13

81 QUIERE I'D. c3mprar o vender Bo.
nos y acciones de Bancos. Centrales
y otros va.ores, fincas risticas y NJ
banas, colocar tomar dinero en hi
potecas o pignoraf valores. dinjase .
N. LLAURI & CO. Tetu&n NJ. q
Telefono 2S7. San Juan. Puerto Rico.