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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Use for GyrosCope.

Very successful. it appears, have
been the experiments which for some
years have been made with n form
of the gyroscope, which is intended
to correct errors of the mariners
compass and. I'm certain cases, such as.
for instance. in submarine boats. to
replace the compass. The apparatus
in one case Is based upon the ten
dency of a gyroscOpe to retain its
axis Of rotation in fixed position. If
the axis Is set to correspond with the
course Of the ship any change In the
direction is Immediately shown by
the rotation of a crosse" or compass
card, within which the gyroscope Is
suspended. Deviations Of the mag
netic compass are detected by the in
strument. With the aid of an cleo
tromagnet attachment the apparatus
can be caused to net either as mag
netic compass or as gyroscOpe, in
dependent of magnetic Influences
Washington Star.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
TOO MUCH FOR GRANDMOTHER
Mathematical Problem, Old Lady De-
cded, Was Something That mo
Fellow Could Understand"

The little girl at the elementary
school had been promoted to multi
plicatiOn and for her home work was
set the task of finding out how many
legs 400 normal horses possess. A bit
puzzled as how to work it out, In
the evening, as she sat with her exer-
else book In front Of her. she called In
the services OF her grandmother.
Lets see" said Grandma, adjusting
her spectacles. lone horse1l have four
legs, two eight, three twelve, four six
teen, five twenty" and then she
broke off. "How many horses did you
say?" she asked.
"Four hundred. granny" replied the
little girl.
Zee, child" said the old lady, shut
ting up the book, there isn't one liv-
ing could do that sum" Edinburgh
Scotsman.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
YOU CAN'T TRUST
CALOMEL AT ALL
It's Quicksilver, SaIIvates, Causes
rheumatism and Bone
Decay.

The next dose of Calomei you take
may salivate you. It may shock your
liver or start bone necrosis. Calomel
Is dangerous 1t is mercury. GuIcksll-
yer. 1t crashes into sour bile like
dynamite. cramping and slckening you
Cnlomel attacks the bones and should
never be put into your system.
II you feel bilious. headaChy, consti-
pated and all knocked out Just 60 to
your druggist and get bottle of bod
sons Liver Tone for few cents which
Is harmless vegetable substitute for
dangerous calomel. Take n spoonful
and II II doesn't start your liver and
straighten you up better and quicker
than nasty calomel and without making
you sick. you just 20 back and get your
money.
Don't take calomeli It can not be
trusted any more than leopard or q
wildcat. Take Dodson's Liver Tone
which straightens you right up and
makes you feel fine. No salts neces-
sary. Give 1t to the children because
It Is perfectly harmless and can not
Observation-Disclosures
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Tact.

Ten days after buying his new auto
Mr.. Crabb had the misfortune to con-
meet with trolley pole and shuttle
of this coil. 1t developed upon Dennis
to break the sad news to the widow.
"Well," asked his friends, as he
came down the steps wiping the per-
SEPARATION from his brow, "how did
you make it?'
Zine" said Dennis. II began easy.
tellin' her that her husband was kilt
entirely and horrible mangled and
then | worked up to the climax, tellin'
her finally that divile stick was
left of the car."-American Legion
Weekly.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Even cross, feverish. bilious. or
constipated child loves the "fruity"
taste of california Fig Syrup" A
teaspoonful never fails to cleanse the
liver and bowels. In few hours you
can see for yourself how thoroughly 1t
works all the sour bile. and undigested
food out of the bowels and You have a
well, playful child again.
Millions of mothers keep california
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea
spoonful today saves sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu-
Inc "Callfornla Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children Of
all ages printed on the bottle Mother !
You must say california" or you may
get an imitation fig syrup. Advertise
mcnt
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
XSINNpkRD FOR 3oYtARSZ
\kIINTERSMITh,e
w CHILLTONIC~
NOT ONLY FOR CHIIis AND FEVER
BUT A FINE GENERAL TONIC.
These Days.

The dappcr young man approached
the subject with hating embarrass-
mcnt.
ITS about your daughter Clarice,
SIR" he said, II hardly know how to
begin. but | have here" as he placed
his hand over his heart.
''F0r the love q Mike 20 on and take
herl" exclaimed the old man. Marry
her and be happy !"
mot mc!' said the visitor. drawing
Il paper from his left.hand coat pocket
with the same hand. what I'm telling
you is I'm collecting for the place
where she's running Il charge account.
and It's mp to you !'-Richmond Times
Dispatch.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
A Sport Suit Of Flannel.

nation with plain cloths. Color combi-
Nations are very fine, but black and
white are smartest Of all.
Glass" Is written all over the sports
cult Of flannel shown here In black
and white. Its straight skirt Is fin
lshed at the bottom with broad band
4 white broadclOth which makes an
elective background for narrower
Dand Of fancy braid, or cloth showing
eut work. The short cape-c coat is a
masterpiece Of designing with full
straight back and front that appears
10 be fastened to the back with round
Mack buttons. There Is Just enough
4 0rnamentation In the band set In
around the shoulders.
white hat of straw braid and fab.
he with black stitch ~ white stock
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
DYED HER DRAPERIES,
SKIRT AND A SWEATER
WITH "DIAMOND DYES

Each package Of Diamond Dyes" con
tains directions so simple that any woman
can dye or tint faded, shabby skirts,
dresses. waists. coats. sweaters. stock
ings, hangings, draperies, everything like
new. Buy Diamond Dyes'-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guaran-
teed, even if you have never dyed before
Tell your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk. or whether
it is linen. cotton, or mixed goods Dia-
mond Dyes never streak. spot, fade, or
run. So easy to Reimbursement
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

inuch latitude allowed the bride in
choosing 1t, that the maids are eouaj,v
concerned. Each one homes tbnt ~.
choice VIII be happy one for her:
suited to her style and at least little
hattering to her face.
Youth carries off the most nictur.
esque In millinery and the shops are
full Of new and enchanting hats
shapes are graceful. coIors lovely 50
mat the bride and her maids may go
confidently In quest of headwear bear
ing IN mind that there Is no such word
as fail Designers have foreseen this
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

and white shoes bring this fault
toliette to completeness.
Ane sports dress with matching cape
nval Of the sports suit and equally
~slul. A handsome model Is
made Of gray kasha cloth,
eo with red. The dress Is straight
ID. pain with a girdle of red bugles
2 very low waistline.
sVspective Easter brides are deep
~ eoocened just now with the
p0rtant matter of their brides
millinery and there Ia so
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
INTER ESTED

DO you see that chrome over there
In the blue dre7s?" asked the man OF
a stranger standing next to him at a
party.
Yes replied the man addressed,
with interest.
Let me give you n quiet tip. She's
lemon. She walked all over my
rect. Don't try to dance with her
I'm not likely to. You see, she's
my wife r'-YOnkers Statesman.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
GUARD AGAINST COLDS AND
INFLUENZA.

BY keeping little Vacher-Balm in
your nose.
1t helps to prevent the germs enter
ing the system.
If you are taking cold 1t makes you
feel better at once.
Nothing better for Aches and Pains.
Keep 1t handy this time of year.
Ask your druggist, jars or tubes, Soc.
II. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.
Advertisement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
The Unrevealed.

Daughter" said the cautious moth
er, you should know, absolutely, that
you love James above all things, be-
fore you marry him"
For mercy's sake, mamma" pouted
the girl, you are SO unreasonable +!
How can l know how much love him
until l marry him and give him a
chance to treat me mean and see II I
can stick to hint
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

very excursion and their hats are In
the ring"
-Four beautiful models, sure of max
Ing triumph In the bridal cortege.
are shown IN the group below. For a
formal wedding, nothing lovelier can be
Imagined than the fine wide-brimmed.
hair-braid hat at the top of the group,
with It's narrow, supporting under-brim
Of geOrgette and its soft. ostrich feath-
er wreath straying over the brim edge
1t is an adorable hat in any Of the
fashionable light colors.
If the bride would have the flavor
OF quaintness in her maids millinery,
she might choose the leghOrn hat at
the left, with an insert Of colOred lace
In Its brim. 1t his a wide sash Of
MORE ribbon about the crown with
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
PRING SPORT SUITS AND
BRIDESMAIDS MILLINERY


rruE makers of sports clothes are
| having their innings for their
..odurts were never In SO great de-
Ind One need not be at all ath-
,.,,c TO be properly attired In sports
.rlts and TO benefit by their lively
harm. II IS enough to look on ut
..,orts and dress TO suit environment
F,annel has been added to the list of
Materials for summer sports clothes,
,,vIug the designers a fine medium for
.t,rts and suits. Styles point to
srInes either narrow or broad, and to
h.rred patterns, both often in combI-
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Houston. Texas. u consider DR..
PierCcs FavOrte Prescription Won
derful tonic for women. 1t has been
of especial benefit to me during moth
erhood and | recommend II very
highly to other young mothers. Mrs.
Willie McNccly, 22t3 Chestnut Street.
Don't wait moment If you're weak
but procure this Prescription Of DIR.
Pierces. In tablets or liquid. nj your
nearest drug store. If you are troubled
write Or. Pierce. President Invnllds'
Hotel In Buffalo, n. Y, and receive
good medical advice In return, free OF
al expense.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
A New skirt Mode, for Golfers.

A New Skirt Model for Golfers.
An idea for the golfer Is a sport skirt
of light wool materia. developed
with wide overlapping panel In front.
Three glass buttons at the waist form
the only fastening for this skirt which
gives the player freedom from con-
finfng narr0wness. A single pocket =
placed opposite the buttons below the
waist. The shops show theoe eh1Tts
- enssvan 81 - t6pNu.-,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Bliss for the Motoriat.

I'm heaven the streets will be paved
with gold"
II don't care anything about the
paving material" replied Mr. Chug-
gins, IF only they won't consider 1t
necessary to put up lot Of One
way" signs.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
She Got the Name.

Mary" said the mistress, did You
ask everyone for cards today, as I told
you. when they called2'
"Yesm. One fellah, he wouldn't give
me no card but | swiped his hat an
showed him off tn steps. Here's his
Times Dispatch.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
= Measure Button Hole Spaces.

MEASURE Button Hole SpacoA
eOOu system for measuring but
or hooks and eyes---in making
noaes or sewing on hooks and
70 cut a strip Of paper the
m !" " the space where the fasten-
~ 70 90. Then keep folding the
esenly together, creasing firmly
we until you have folded 1t to
alred space between the but
loops. Then with the scissors
y hole entirely through each
e folded paper, Straighton
- pln Amoothly = IL gnes
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Family AbundantIy Blessed.

Mr.. and Mrs. Noyes, already par
ents of five children, were the proud
parents of triplet boy babies two
weeks ago. They live in Victoria, N.
S. The indications point to lots Of
Moves In that home.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
MuHlera.

'"The modern girl muffles and hides
her ears in her hair" says Uncle Jed.
"but from my observation she still
contrives to hear when man proposes
to her"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

long ends that slip through the brim
and a branch showing foliage and
young buds Of the rose falling over
the brim at the back.
But II her fancy leans toward some
thing that reflects the fashions Of the
hour she may select smaller hat Of
straw braid. like that at the right.
E<A~ 3Iz7>7s>A.
y #
cp1snosn " vssySnn kRvsASsa vsssoA
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Giving a Guess.

"Pa, what is this heel of Achilles
something new i'm rubber.
s'pose. louisville Courier ournal.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Vicious Circle.

You get wrinkle and then you fret
And fretting tires the brain.
The more you get the more you fret.
1t is an endless chain.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Crowded.

Crowded.
English Visitor-You have great
many mountains about here.
Swiss Guide-Yes, we had so much
land we had to put 1t in heaps
II
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
rriaa cattx.

"Why do all the men want to kiss
me?" simpered the giddy girl.
"Oh, men follow the line Of least
resistance" spoke up her chum.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

know less than his son-just so that
ne IS able to support him.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Poor Outlook FOR Dad

Father-Don't you think that young
man who II calling on you means
buslnessf
Daughter-Yes father; he asked ~
last night n yeu and mstAer. wogo
uooasant 70 live with.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

1t is never too late to mend marry
or get divorce.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

When the honeymoon Is on the wane,
she begins TO find him out-nearly
every night.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Long Suffering.

"What are you reading?"
"'The Married Life Of Ellend and
Joren'"
Hasn't that woman gotten d.
vorce yet?'
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
REFERRING to Dress.

"What shall / wear? That question
has always worried women
"Well. It's getting simpler. II you
have pair OF nifty stockings 1t doesn't
make much difference what else you
wear"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Not Diplomatic.

"Why did Miss Olden discharge her
butlerw HE boosted around that he
had grown gray In her service"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Doesn't hurt bit! Drop little
"Freezone' on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting. then shortly
you lift it right off with fingers. Truly
Your druggist sells tiny bottle of
"Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes, and the caluses,
without soreness or irritation.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Two town-bred urchins went into
the country, and one came across
lost lot of old condensed milk tins
In the corner Of field.
Here. Jack said the discoverer.
'come here quick! I've found a cows
nest r.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

ment and mark through each hole
with colored crayon or pencil
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

BY the stubble yol may guess the
grain.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
A VAferan

How high are we now, captainT'
asked the timorous passenger in an
air liner.
"Oh, about five thousand feet" said
the captain.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
FLARES UP

FLARES UP
~ hear Bill married on old flame"
"Yes, and she makes 1t pretty hot
for him."
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Dear me, Isn't that too high?'
No, ma'an. We always travel at
is so well worn that I know every
bump in it,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
Looking for Something Else.


Jill-Have you ever met the Ideal
man?
Phyllis-The ideal man does not
exist: it's hard eIhjugh to find a real
one.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Assumptions.
The man OF egotistic turn
Would not annoy us so
II he would only try to learn
What he pretends to know.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18
som ETIMEs

SOMETIMES
..Does Jones ever speak the truthf"
~There's a chance that he does.
an told he talks In HE Sleep"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-03-18

Cruel Crab.
"Jack and had planned an ideal
life: love In cottage and all that,
you know"
"Well, why didn't you carry It outr
"The man who owned the cottage
insisted on his rent in advance"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-24
THE RIGHT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE
RIGHT DEMOCRAT

.s
There is plenty in the exceptional activity
OF President Harding leading Republican
tors TO warrant the supposition that both the coal and
railroad strike situations than appears
to the casual reader the ordinary citizen little
attention to events that do touch him in personal
fundamental truth underlying both strikes appears
to be nothing less matter of fact than the
desire OF labor to nave the big fight now for larger
share in the profits of its cooperation with capital and the
determination of capital to curb this growing appetite
pefore 1t has grown enough to want to guip oo"h the
whole meal.
For years labor has demanding and more.
First 1t the reduction from the twelve hour to the
ten hour day. and then the eight hour.
Along with this came demand for larger wage,
then a reasonable living wage, and for on
a live in degree of comfort support
family and leave them something when his hfes work
is done.
Assisting spread of this idea among the people
government in restricting the
earnings public service corporations thereby
Ing principle of equabe Distribution OF pros
as the income tax with its increase OF tax IN proper
ton of the earnings.
tn II the government recognizes signal way
that injustice to the punhc IN enormous
earnings made possible by favorable circumstance the
worker the injustice of his demand tnat
larger share of what he has assisted In producing De
~ him direct instead him through the in
direct to him along with the resi-
OF the public by reason or the governments
for the general good
1t is the growth of this that the interests
by the railroad and coal operators
attempting to sweep back
~ The contracting of work. the establishment OF
of adjustment and the seniority demands
of the admittedly v1tal-Dut Dehlhu IAein 00
the larger problem.
1t is this problem that Harding and the Repub-
lFcan leaders considering.
The task Is easy for the same interests
that have attempting to push through the tariff
are backing roads and coal men.
Apparently they determined to push matters to
finish and If they do-and whit will mean that the
Federation Labor i'll do has gone on record as
promising viz; go into the next campaign with
solid clear cut issue OF LABOR
and labor's demands, regardless of politics.
And that will the wind-up OF the republican
party.
Mr. Harding is astute politician, he has eoged
along by smooth smiling depre-
eating laying cooling hands the fevered brow
and rolling the sanctmonious eye always slipping
through to top sanctmony smile and all Ths time
however he is between Scyla and Charybdis
On the one side the stand-pat Republicans WIN
their te-campaign promises, and on the otner 'he
,laborites With their future campaign votes
It makes no difference what the merits OF the ques
tions are side the mule heads, and which
the buheads headed the rocks on one side or
the other.
It's the right opportunity for the right Democrat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-24
COURTESY ON THE HIGHWAY.

A Northern newspaper recently offered and awarded
prize essay the rules courtesy to be OBJ
by motorists when travelling the highways our
country.
Each and every motor driver will find something in
the will helpful in promoting consideration
for others
BE your benefactor the traffic officer
Inform others of intentions by signals
that they may avoid plumbers
for the children, the aged and the infirm.
accident, investigate. and bear your share
of the blame.
when driving forget your business worries,
tend to the job on hand.
BE good sport. Let waiting pedestrians driv-
past busy intersection They may be in great
hurry you
use your horn as friendly warning, not as an in
strument Of terror.
wait your turn in line Of traffic.
= ALLOW your left for those who wish pass
Turn off side street when need to make
repairs you won't hold up traffic the
main thoroughfare.
BE patient with other drivers; of them may e
Now, wouldn't there be lot pleasure in driv-
ing everybody everybody obeyed these rules?
safety too.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-24
PURCHASES BALDWIN TIMES

r. b. VAIL who for the past five years has been
manager o Birmingham branch of the Western
Newspaper Union, has purchased the Baldwin Times
published at Bay Minette.
In his swan song the Alabama press, Mr. Vail says
Being a country editor is what I've wanted for
years Why? know not I've seen the country game IN an
Its phases side But the opportunity
At offers would be redeeming feature even
If was times hard and thankless task as 1t
really is Intimate with the game and the games
players that the best fellows, the most
patient suffering and the most contented-even
the this worlds goodsare the country
publishers and I happy to join their ranks:
The Journal joins in the congratulations which are
being Vail, and predicts for him success
in his new undertaking. The publication of country
newspaper but it has it's compensatons
and The journal these will be fully real
ICED and enjoyed.
Mr.. Vail In his lot with a prosperous COM
rnunty in best counties in the SOUTH and 1t
rapid progress for both the county and
flourishing which will doubtless be even
1t under the management OF man OF
such wide experience undoubted ability.