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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
A Good One Sent In by ]. "A.

4oeo one sent In by J. NJ.
He-You'n pardon me for huggins
you In the hall, won't your The fact
Is, mistook you for my wife.
She (dubiously) We'll, I don't
know. I'll consult your wife and II
she says you've Rugged her within
the past six months I'll forgive YOU
Boston Transcript.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09

Glencove. l. LIN two pieces, one
nis body and one his ear which has
been bitten OF BY horse. Joseph Swi.
derski 10 In q hospital. The ear was
sewed on. and doctors say IT viii be
almost - good - when snapped VI.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
Well, Where?

Mabel (reading)-"Full many a dow.
er is born to blush unseen"
James-It surely doesn't mean soc,-
ETY. buds. Where In the world could
they blush without being seen?
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09

| with corn fritter or
:: !: ! !: !: !: !: ):
cake is good for dinner,
- and a satisfying lunch
q al con dish is:
| ShIII Potato Pancake.-Pare
ASEv three large potatoes and
lAA4NI let them stand In cold
water for three or four
so hours, or let soak over
@| night. Crate them In q
- bowl and add one beaten
egg, One-half cupful Of
flour and one teaspoonful Of baking
powder. Season well with salt, pep
per and add milk to make a pouring
batter. Bake on a hot griddle and
serve with sausage.
When serving hamburg steak place
the well-coOked cake on a small cake
OF nodded rice and pour over all
rich tomato sauce The rice NAV be
made by stirring a small portion into
a pancake batter; then fry as usual.
For luncheon dish spread a hot
cake with creamed chicken, ham or
any meat or appetizing leftover; roll
up and serve piping hot.
For the oyster lover here is one TO
try. Make rather thick batter. add
the oysters chopped coarsely after
parboiling them In their own liquor.
Serve the cakes In an overlapping
border around boiled fish.
Pancakes spread with sausage meat
ID very good breakfast dish. FRY a
large, thin cake, brush with sausage
rat spread with cooked sausage meat.
roll and lay on a hot platter: two
VIII be enough for the ordinary DOR
ton.
French Paneakes.-These are the
Jeliy-flled pancakes; spread the hot
outtered cakes with jelly, jam, mar.
maiade or any desired preserve. Roll
up sprinkle with powdered sugar and
serve. These cakes may be baked |
the size Of dessert plate: spread
with the butter and filling. piled ike
layer cake, then cut and serve.
Drop Ooughnuts.-One egg. separate
the white and yOlk and beat well. Add
onehalf cupful Of sugar to the yolk.
cupful of rich milk, one and
one-haif cupfuls Of flour; a teaspoon.
lui OF baking powder, a grating Of
lemon rind. bit Of ginger and salt:
peat wen and drop by spoonfuls into
not Fat. Roll in sugar when cool
II the milk is not rich. add a teaspoon.
fui OF melted butter. This recine
makes two dozen small cakes.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09

Wills Fund for New York Bread Line.
New York.-A fund to maintain q
bread line in New York City is left
py the will Of Frederick Bertuch,
wealthy business man. who died re-
Gently In England. Tho will also
leaves 100000 to assist poor students
through Columbia university.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
eeuuar AsIss PARKING Space.

Wiiliamsport, PA stranger ap-
piled at the local police station for
NEE lodging and after It had been
sranted asked for parking space for
his automobile
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
Then Il Happened.
"A stranger dared to referee
A prairie football game,
Although he may recover. he
VIII never look the same,
Thought He Was Il.

Ihouoht He Was IL
Mrs. Hoyle-I wonder II that con.
ductor kept my fare.
Mr.. Doyle-Very likely; have
heard that the road was In the hands
Of q receiver.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
Handkerchief

$50 Bill married that plump little
girl who used to giggle so much"
"Yes. Bill evidently believes In q
short wife and a merry one"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
Nothing to Hinder.

He-I cannot go to the theater SO
often-1 must think about my bills.
She-Well-can't you think about
your bills in the theater?
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
FEATHER cocoNUr CAKE

Take seven-eighths of a cupful NJ
sugar. one and one-half cupfpIs =,
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
Nu1 h~4~s .q
First Public Employment, su,.,,,.

rIr:t Public Employment Bureau.
ohio was the pioneer in the move.
ment Tor free public employment of.
noes In the United States, instituting
lnem In 1880. Such agencies oriei.
mated In France, where in 1s4s one
was established in each Of the mairies
OF Paris. The first bureau In Eng.
land was opened In 1885.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
PANCAKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS

With the chilly days Of fall we en-
JOY hot cakes for breakfast; chicken
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09

When Pirates PIIIaeed Havana.
Havana was pillaged by French p,.
rates In 1881. They burned the CIV
With its wooden houses and thatchc;
wofA
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
A BACK NUM- ER

n BACK NUMBER
Her Father-You'd better be good
10 young Slowboy. He's a fine fel.
iow-plenty Of horse sense.
Sally Speedup-Horse sense won't
help these days. He doesn't know
Q radiator from . spark plug.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-11-09
In JunoletoWn.

In Jungletown.
Bald Miss Giraffe. Il wear. you see
My wrist-watch round my neck;
do 1t by request, because
The town clock n o wreck"
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-03-29

Winhler. E. Raelson and Mrs. Kath- ryn Kittlesen All Republicans.
 No Democrats filed for any office. Third Division-For Senate, An thony Dimond of Valdez. Demo crat. Thomas A. Wade of Anchor age, Richard Elsner of Cordova, Republicans.
 For House; Frank H. Foster of Cordova, Harry I. Staser of Anch- oraee, Hal B. Selby of Seward and Joseph H. Murray of McC arthy, Re publicans. E. E. Ray of Cordov and Thomas c, Price of Anchora t Democrats.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-03-29
LOOK FEM OVER AND
 TAKE YOUR CHOICE.

Following are the candidates ,in the various divisions who have filed for the primaries:
 For Delegate to Congress; James L. Galen of Cordova, Dan Suther- land, the present incumbent, and Thomas B. Drayton of Seward, Re publicans. E. J. White of Juneau. Democrat.
 First Division-For Senate; Frank Aldrich and Rev. A. P. Kashevaroff. of Juneau, Republicans, W. E. Britt of Juneau. Democrat.
 For House; Ernest M. Policy of Sitka, H. R. Shepard and Cash Cole of Juneau, W.D. Grant of Wrangell, Howard Ashley of Skagway, Jacob Jacobson of Petersburg, and A. E. Maltby of Ketchikan, Republicans. Jack Mcdonald and Tom Dodson of Juneau, Democrats.
 Second Division-For Senate; F. M. Aver for the long term and FL. Holt for the short term. Both are Republicans.
 For House; J. 0. Kennedy, M. A.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-03-29
me Brew Recipe

Fol Bob Janleson's rabb. : aroun or couple of hours sn~ pick ! the hops, edd ten gallons of ta1 ark to the hops, also bar rel o' 'ome-mdde soap and fivt poundS of Shellac. Boil the mix ture fo. thirty-six hours, stirring constantly, then strain through the sock of an 1. W. W. to keep it from working. Add three ounces of grasshoppers to give it a kick, and one pint of aqua fortis to make it foam.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
COULDN'T CALL HER PRETTY
Elevator Boy by No Means Blind to tho
Physical Defects Of His
Brldo.

James, the colored elevator boy, has
proved to the satisfaction of the Wom-
an that love is not always blind. At
least she gathered that from his de-
scription of the bride he had taken to
himself during her recent absence.
On one of her first days at home lie
announced to her, in some confusion,
but with evident pride, that he had
done got married."
The Woman was all interest, as
James had interested himself in her
comfort, to which he had contributed
greatly by various small attentions
so, after inquirlng when and where
the wedding took place, she said:
"And James, what does your bride
look like. Is she pretty?"
"Wa'al, nom, she amt to say ex-
actly pretty. She's ra'al low woman,
don't skeercely come up to nah Shout
der-'bOut gingerbread color, pop
eyed, an ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
Stand for sprouting Oats.

carefully a new tray can be ready
every day. A little experience will
show how this can be done as it is
purely a matter Of measurement, a
certain quantity being prepared daily
For small flocks less than six quarts
could be prepared at time. Over
feeding tends to cause diarrhoea. OF
course, the sprouts must not be al
lowed to freeze and it is too valuable
to be wasted. Anyone handy with
tools can make a rack in the farm
workshop.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
Hair Cuts in Automobile.

Automobile barber chairs have re-
Gently been installed by a large
Brooklyn department store to interest
youngsters in having their hair cut.
This chair is miniature of a gen.
uine automobile even to the lever on
the inside to open the door. There is a
brake to regulate the mechanism in
lifting or lowering the chair to the
desired height, and an adjustable steer
ing wheel. 1t contains foot rests that
may be extended or contracted for
short or long legs and seats gorgeously
upholstered in bright leather.
The body of the car bears a name
plate, and the youngster has only to
express his or her choice to be led to
a Rolls-Royce, Paige, Hudson or even a
tlivver.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

wrong in a love affair had embit-
tered him, however, and caused his
retirement into his use
less obscurity. Reacting against So
ciety, he had more and more turned his
thoughts inward and inclosed himself
in q shell Of selfishness. He was the
sole inhabitant of his little world and
charity was his servant the only needs
he really believed in were his own
needs; to their supply and protection
his means were cOnSecrated.
But now McKeefrey was strangely
interested. Something of old sympathy
and youthful feeling stirred in his
crusty heart. He was touched by the
thought of boyish anticipations and
afraid for the disappontments that he
foresaw. He remembered that once
his own heart had been warm and
hopeful, that he had made effort for
good and sent out dreams into the
future. There came back to him a
sense of the bitter and blighting frost
that had chilled and deadened him, and
there sighed in his soul faint hope
that happiness might visit him again
in his effort to bestow it upon others.
1t seemed a sweet and desirable thing
to him to honor the faith that was
causing Tim to reach out into the
world for a blessing.
SO it was that there were signs OF
strange activity about McKeefrey's
house and mysterious arrivals at Nc
CAMS house. And when on Christ.
mas morning, the McCanns awoke tC
the very liberal response that Santa
| Claus had made to their specifications
Mrs McCann's pessimism was retired
In confusion. II wouldn't have behaved
| It," she said, that ould McKeefrey
could be that changed, the cratur; that
he could be a Sanity Claws, the oma
dhaun. It do beat tn divil. 1t is more
wonderful than all your phones ant
wires. These do be great times we dc
be llvn' In. l niver thought electricity
could go that fur"
1t was Tins first step in science, bu
he went a good deal farther than that
Now he can put you into real communi
cation with all the rest of the world
if you like. But he owes 1t all to tina
change Of heart that came to old Mr.
McKeefrey.
AS for the old mamie has neve
been able to get back into his oil
house and hard shell. Charity ha
taken him out into a large and happle
world
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
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NAs,RJ
SPROUTlhG OATS FOR FOWLS
Essential Where Roots or Other Greer
Feeds Ar. Not Available for
Poultry.

Sprouted oats is rather q necessity
particularly If roots or other green
feeds are not available. Only the best
grade of oats, plump and heavy, should
be used. They should be handled in
such a manner as to reach maximum
growth quickly. Six quarts Of oats are
placed in a ten-Quart galvanized tin
pail which is filled with water of
temperature not over 100 degrees Fab.
renheit, to which has been added ten
drops of fOrmaln to prevent mold.
The oats are allowed to soak in
this pail for 4S hours during which
they will have absorbed all the water.
They are next spread evenly in the
trays of the sprouting rack to the
thickness Of about an inch. The rack
is kept in a room tAe temperature OF
which is maintained at not less than
60 degrees, and the oats are thor.
Oughly sprinkled with water twice q
day. In from seven to ten days, &C.
cording to the temperature of the
room, the sprouts should be from four
to six inches in height, which is about
right for feeding. BY this time the nu-
trients of the seed will have become
exhausted and the sprouts will depre-
ciate in food value If not fed quickly
The oats will form q mat nearly
four times the weight Of the original
seed. 1t should be fed in the tray, as
it grows, at the rate Of one square
inch per bird per cay. Once a day
Is enough to feed it. If managed
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
Tuberculosis Reduces Average Life.

According to recent statistics pre-
pared by the National tuberculosis
association, two and one-half years
would be added to the life Of each
individual in the United States If
tuberculosis were eliminated as q
cause of death. During the past II
years the death rate from the disease
has been reduced exactly one-half, but
there are still more than 100000
cases Of tuberculosis in the country.
tuberculosis workers, encouraged by
the results of their efforts, are plan
ming a more intensive campaign for
the coming year in order to spread
further education regarding the dis
ease among the public, as it is their
conviction that it can in time be en-
tirely eradicated
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
FINISH POULTRY FOR MARKET
More Money ard Sell Far
More Readily.

No up-to-date farmer would think Of
or unfinished condition, because to do so
would mean a loss Of money; but on
many farms poultry is seldom properly
finished before marketing. A plump
well-finished bird will sell more readily
and bring a few cents more per pound
besides being worth more on account
Of the increase in weight, than poor
scrawny fowl. Moreover, producing
finished poultry is a quick business and
profits are soon realized.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
IhR Anatape
Walter de la Marc, In Poetry.

I'm dead of dark to his starry North
Saint Nicholas drew near
He had RANGED the world THE wintry
night,
His elks jansIins clear.
Now bitter worn with age was he,
And weary OF mankind, for few
Had shown him love or courtesy.
His sacks lay empty-all save one
And this. TO his alright,
Stirred as he stood with fingers numb.
Ablaze with boar frost bright.
AGhast he stood. Showed tumbling thsaAh,
Small shoulder, a wins-what stowaway
Was this. and whencs was it Gomez
And out there c-ept a lovely Thing
Half angel and half child;
Il, youngest of all Heaven. am here,
To b. thy JOY" he smiled;
oh, Ntcholasi Our Master Chriss
Thy srief hath seen. and He
Hath hidden me come and keep His tryst.
And bring His love to thee
To serve thee well. and sing NOVEL;,
And thine own son to be-
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21


btion car-that was the answer he
~ "Well, I'll try it, anyway" said
half-convinced Tim.
But the line was busy. Moreover, it
likely to be busy for the next two
eks, Central said, which rather dis
lraged the boy, but at the same time
We him a bright idea: Why not put
his own wireless telephone? Then
could ask for all that he wanted!
The neighbOrs, and especially the
lChbOrs' boys, were much interested
Tins experiment as it progressed.
e stock of materials was limited,
\ with friendly help the two wires
Il the rest of a simple apparatus
re cOntrived and the boys imagined
1t they heard things as they listened
They imagined, too, that there was
ear at the other end of everywhere
they were sending out their express
ms of desire. Certainly it was well
Ised about in the neighborhoOd that
CAMS boy was scientifically hope
for himself and family; even the
rticulars of his aspirations were I'M
rstood.
Among others, old man McKeefrey
ard the news. McKeefrey was pc
liar old chap. He lived alone in a
Hher dilapidated house on the edge
the village and had little to do with
anybody. once in while he would
Pye his views on the one subject that
employed his thoughts to an evening
Company at the corner store, but no
one paid much attention to them. His
one idea was that charity began al
home, and the popular opinion that in
home 1t stayed there
Ther re was also a general opinion that
n IIcKeefrey's home it was not very
nuclh needed. The old man was not
nucih on dress and he seldom went
nyylvhere or seemed to indulge in any
f he non.necessities or luxuries OF
re- but he was supposed to have
lcaI BIS enough to outshine the best OF
lck Should he desire to.
L wal when he had been descanting
n few listeners who sat about the
q IRE tove, upon the folly Of send
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
PICKING OUT BEST BULLETS
Appearance of Vigor for Pro-
duction Of Eggs.

A good laying pullet will have the
carriage and appearance of vigor that
go with egg production. The pullets
should be well grown, with fairly long
back, well-rounded breast with good
depth of body from the middle of the
back to the center Of the keel bone
The keel should be long and carried
well forward, and at the same time
should extend well backward. The
skin should be soft and pliable over
the keel and around the abdomen.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
PROPER CARE OF DROPPlNGS
Mistaken Idea to Think They viii
Freeze as Soea as Accumu-
lated IN Piles.

II Is very natural to think that the
cold weather wilt freeze the dro9pings
If they do pile up under the roosts, It
will make little difference. This Is
wrong, for the dropplngs never stay
frozen very long at "A time. A warm
night in winter is very trying on the
fowls. when the droppings have been
permitted to accumulate too long.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
SWAMP proof FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
rable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is gen.
tie, healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium
and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this observation-disclosures.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

electrical efforts.
The old man was
at once interest
ed. In e arli er
years and before
his retirement to
Apple Center he
had known the
ambitions t h a t
are com m 0 n
e n on & h in the
w Orld and had
c o m p led for
tune to yield him
some of his fav-
orS. A dishonest
partner and some
thing that went
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

don't you use the
tell-'em phone?
and Nora h a d
said that wireless
was better. "Sure,
he's too far away
for them things"
objected Mrs. Nc
Cam. "No, not
If he was ten
thousand m ii e S
away" said Mr..
Mccain. mike
II e n n e sy STINT
wOrrud to his IA
Their in Australia,
and him as far as
that, and look at
him now. wild his
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

resources of his prOdigal spirit.
used to take time and pains to
I'D letters to his headquarters,
now anybody can call him up
a moment or send a wish out into
space that tingles with electricity,
It swift and willing servant of joy,
! of light, and heat, and power.
So. when Tim had suggested a letter
Santa, Maggie had replied, "Why
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

ing Christmas things to soldiers that |
he heard about Tim McCann's hopeful
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

Laughter is the sweetest music In
the world.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21
& By Christopher =
~,TSs99rS:5595} Q. Hazard
lQN529
@ioz2. WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION

n THESE days, when wires
stretch from pole to pole
and wireless messages fill
the air like auroras, Santa
Claus is not left without
hints and suggestions as to
the desires of his bene-
ficiaries. They come in from
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

Recorded, OO-Yr., Ark. 21a-Acro oil LcaAe,
gI2975 Intense Drilling Territory. No rentals
Fortunes oppor. ] Humphry. Hot Springs. ARK
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

WANTED-Good, Square. Honest Men-It
not satisfied with present work, or unem.
ployed write us for good offer Work near
home Pequod Nursery Co.. Yalesville. Conn
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

SPECIAL OFFER-Ladies' $500 fine silk
hosiery sent ostpaid for $3.50. These stock.
ings are pure silk and full fashioned. All
wanted colors and sizes NJ H. HOPKINS.
81 n. Underwood St., PHILADELPHIA. Pa
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

Notice, Writers! Short story photoplay. novel
and poem manuscripts typewrlttcn, Write for
terms A. Bergeron 26s Alfred. Bddeford, Me.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1922-12-21

SAVE YOUR COAI-Send 800 for guaran.
teed formula, tested by government official,
that makes one ton do work OF two. Easiiy
made. j. MAHONEY. Indian Head. Md
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w. N. w., BOSTON, NO. 5t..t922.
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Men and Women Agents Wanted to sell cor
poration securities on liberal brokerage: no
advances; attractive OFFER. Write for partic'
ulars. Wrestling. ll2 w. S5th ST. New YORK.
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Physician Removes Golfer. GaIlstOnes, apper-
dlcitis hemorrhoids, assures and constipation
without knife and restores complexion or no
charge. Box 81, Fenway sta, Boston, Mass
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Self filling. gold point. clip, in Powered gift
box soc Guara nteed year. KIndbers.
Box TIA, sta b. Brooklyn. New York
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GIFr suGGESTION-PearI Necklaces.


Wear electric insoes for cold, tired and
sweaty feet Sizes, 2-i1. Give size n ycuf
shoe For ladies' children and men. Price,
only Use pair, postpaid, cash with order,
BLOOMBERGS MAIL ORDER SPECIAL
TIES 1929 w. Baltimore St. Baltimore. Md,
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FLORIDA CALLS YOU

Shall we send catalog orange groves, farms
and bungalows7 Ten-acre orange groves and
living for life. We pay your fare. CORNELL
COMPANY. s16h Franklin st" Tampa Fla