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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

T BEEN pretty mad now for Tonga
l. time bouta how da fleever go.
spenda plenta money try finda wOt's
matter when he no feela good, Every
day seema lika he 60 seecll and losa
da amhish. lie losa ia pep jusa lika
he gotta da flu.
| aska one my frien wct know how
feexa da cars and he tella me was
da gasoline. You know | was pretty
sore when he tella me dat. / spenda
money for feeXa da fieever when only
ting wrong was da gas. He say
Mcestcr Rock ID. Johnniefcller maka
da gas ANA So writa letter tella please
fecN EN- up.
My frien tella me da gasoline no
gotta keek any more. So tink mebbe
da maka meeStaGc bouta prohibish,
mebhe MeeSter Johnnicfeller tink was
breaka da law for putta keek en- da
gas now. We pay plenta money for
da gas and ees no mOOcha anything
left now weeth keek cen. So | tink
we oughta have lcctle keek for da
fleever NJ least.
When e2S no keek cen ia WneeSky
he no maka you feela good. And
when ees no keek cen da gas da fleever
no feela good. too. 4s
And da price 90 up too MOCHA every
little while When he TAXA da jump
lasa mont feegure mehhe Meester
Johnpiefcller beta on who win ia
prize fight. But he gotta righta idee
ALA right. Fee no maka da gas-so-
lean he no maka So moocha money.
Wot you tink?
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
MIR. FOx's STORY

MIR. FOX knew he was in a tight
AVA place. for he had seen Mr..
Coon running for tree ahead
Of him. though he was weli aware that
NJ. Dog was after him and had not
seen Mr. Coon AZ an.
He was In a tight place because he
knew perfectly wen that NJ Coon had
watch d the chase from tile tree. and
saw him tuinblesl over By MR. Dog,
roll down the smooth, steep hill and
land AT the bottom I'm n muddy pond.
II must think up some sort Of story
80 tell tonight at the -Four Paws club.r
said Mr. Fox rs lie sat by his kitchen
stove drying himself.
"Of course, should have kept away
from that HILL" said Mr.. Fox, "but l
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
A Dark Suspicion.

"Black Boy, dey's sump'n' funny
bout de way you rolls dem bones"
'Yeah." said the successful manipu-
lator of the ivory cubes. It's de way
| speak to 'em. son. >Dey hears me-"
Pm gwine to look at dem dice an
if dey's educated like / 'spcct dey is,
dey amt gwine to hear you say moth
in but 'good-by'"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Some Use for Il.

"There are so many things that
money will not buy" sOmberly be-
gan Mortimer MoroSe.
And there are such a heckofalot
more that it will buy" interrupted J.
Fuller Gloom, that / am perfectly
willing TO accept at any time the SO
you borrowed from me more than two
years ago"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Guilty Suffer Doubiy.

Guilt has always its horrors and
sol!cituGes; and TO make it yet more
shameful and detestable, /. is doomed
often to stand in awe of those to whom
nothing could give influence or weight
but their power of betraying.-Joha-
son.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Cerebral Superiority.

''Your campaign is said to have cost
great deal of money"
Il don't know a thing about that,
replied Senator Sorghum. THE fasci-
nation of politics lies largely in the
fact that the chap with the brains can
sit back and let the boys with the
money hustle without bothering him
about details"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

"Opportunity," said the man with a
big job, knocks once at every mans
door,"
YEAH said the, unemployed. 81
was, standinglin the. doorway when he
came. lie missed the door and got
lme in the neck!'
) Which merely proves again that 1t
all depends on the point of view.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Standard Cookies.

Take one-half cupful each Of lard and
sugar. using the light brown; add the
yolks OF eight eggs well beaten and
one-half cupful of milk. four cupfuls
of -four and three teaspoOnfulS Of
baking powder. Mix well. add one tea
spoonful Of lemon juice. Mix and roll
thin. sprinkle with sugar and bake In
q moderate oven.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
CoW's Nest

Two towa-bred urchins went into
the country, and one came across a
lost lot of old condensed milk tins
in the corner of a field.
Here. jack" said the discoverer,
"come here quick I've found a cows
nest !" ~
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
CONSERVATION

The Dog Lover: That's very fine
collie you have but why did you cut
off his tail? ..
The Efficiency Expert: Because
took occasion to estimate the number
of footpounds of energy he wasted in
wausing it and the result was simply
APPALLING.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Not Much Difference.

"Just back from the South seas?
81 spent ten years there" said the
cOpra king.
do the styles in women's clothes
shock you?"
"On the contrary. they seem ia
mliar."
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Sunshine Cake.

Take one cupful of butter, two cup
fuls of sugar; cream the butter, add
ing the sugar a spoonful ut time
until all is used. Beat the yolks of
eleven eggs until very light and
creamy. Beat with them the sugar
and butter, adding the egg a spoonful
at q time. Sift two and One-half cup
fuls of flour with two and one-half
teaspoonfuls of baking powder, and
the flour a little at time, alternating
it with one cupful of milk. flavor with
one teaspoonful of vanilla. Bake in a
loaf.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Filling.

Scald one cupfui of milk, add two
tablespoonfuls of sugar, mixed with
one tablespoonful each of cornstarch
and -four. pinch of salt, cook until
smooth and thick, then add the juice
and rind of a lemon and one table
spoonful Of butter-the butter added
while hot, the lemon rind and juice
when cool.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Crue, Grab.

"Jack and ! had planned an ideal
life; love in a cottage and all that,
you know"
''Well, why didn't you carry it out?''
1.-The man who owned the cottage
insisted on his rent in advance"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
rlothor5C6okBook

"Our broad fields we ploNed, we h2r-
rowed and sowed.
We toiled on together in fair and foul
weather:
Our labor was blessed; now sweet is our
rest"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

Another thing needed in this coun-
try is more girls trying for the milk
maid championship and fewer for the
beauty prizes.-Brinkley (Ark.)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Not His Word.

did you say you'd have little of
the dark. RoBert?" said his father,
carving the bird.
NO sir" replied Bobby; Il said
would have some of it,"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
EspecialIv in cod weather.

Jack Hurryup-on my salary of S25
week we can get along swimmingly.
Hottie Holdback-But / don't care
for swimming
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Ennnnru Rather

How extrayagant of you to pay so
much for q diamond ring for mel''
'Not ar ALL shall save on your
glove bills London opinion.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Ar Exaotina Passenger.

Il understand your COOK has left"
Yes replied Mr.. Chuggins,- I'VE
tEied to show her every Kindness. but
she says the way i drive a car makes
her. nervous"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
TrHe catty.

''why do all the men want to kiss
me?" simpered the giddy girl.
"0h, men follow the line of least
resistance" spoke up her chum.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

The time is coming when about the
only thing that will scare a horse IS
to see another horse in town.-Sedalia
Capital.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Warning.

Oily to bed.
And oily to rise,
Is the fate of n man
When a motor he buys.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

You act terribly -distrait this after
noon, Helen. Are you in love?" Il
don't know; it all depends on Brad
street's-papa is looking him up"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

Marriage is usually 4 failure with
the kind Of man who accumuiates
troubles while his brother-in-law &C
cumulates money.-Dallas News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
GOOD RECIPES WORTH KEEPING

n GOOD sunshine cake is one which
A even the lovers of angel food will
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

If the composer OF My Old Ken
tucky Home" were alive today he
probably would be renting. - Detroit
News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

sJHdy-Tunlaas says7ssiaf some people
seem to think that all they have to do
to be artistic is 70 take their clothes
Washington Star.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
ALTRUISTIC.

AIistres8-Why
are you leaving
US, Norah?
Cook Wei
mum, me reasons
a r G unso.Gsh
ones. I want TO
give some other
girl q chance al
the Joy II Twin
with ycz.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21
Apple Snow.

Steam three large tart apples and
rub them through q sieve. Beat the
whites of three eggs until stiff, add
oae-half cupful Of sugar and beat
again. TO this meringue add the apple
pulp and beat lightly. Dot with jelly
and serve
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-04-21

@whom does the ba5y
~ l an correctly INFORM mg
family and MS weak CHI"
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16
] JUDGE C0FFEY
FAV0RS PUBLIC
RETRENCHMENT
Declares State Has Too Many
Bureaus, Commissioners,
Agents, Employees, Etc.

jamestown, N. D., March 16.-Com.
menting on high taxes and the neces-
sity for public retrenchment, Judge
J. A. Coffey, in an article in the
jamestown Alert, says that lin this
new agricultural state, simple sys-
tenn Of laws is better than the COM
plex system in older states. We
have too many state bureaus. COM
missions, commissioners, agents, SER
wants and employees. They are ex-
pensive, have greatly increased our
taxes, and serve little ~purpose-not
enough to justify their existence" de-
clares the Judge.
Regarding the initiated measures
proposed by Judge Robinson, Judge
Coffey says:
"The statutes require that COM
mittee Of five shall be named to act
for the petitioners. My name ap-
pears as one of the committee Of five.
desire to state that it is so used
without my consent. However, l say
that in my judgment some Of the pro-
posed bills are meritorious. A re-
peal, as sought, OF some Of these laws
would effect great reduction in
taxes and notin any manner impair
the state government or any subdi-
vision Of it.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16

=
bitterly attacked by Chairman A. H.
Liederbach in the Courier-News Of
yesterday.
Mr.. Liederbach applies the word
much used by anti-leaguers two or
three years ago and which was almost
a signal for fight. He calls them
g"reds."
In the course Of a long attack upon
Editor Olaf Ribb. Of the Ward County
Farmers Press, Mr.. Liederbach says:
"A part of the present balance Of
power conspiracy to destroy the
democratic form Of government Of
the Nonpartisan League in North
Dakota, which The Courier-News and
the State Executive committee has
hitherto ignored, is the campaign Of
villification, SANDER and lies being
indulged in by a number, Of editors of
Nonpartisan weekly newspapers in
the western end Of the state. The
purpose of this is plain. 1t is to off
set, as much as possible, the effect of
the exposures made by the Courier
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16
LODGE H0N0RS
VETERAN GLASS
BY JEWEL GIFT
St. Elmo Lodge, knights Of
Pythias, Awards Veterans
Badge for rs Years
MANY ATTEND BANQUET

A class Of Pythian veterans-men
who have been members Of the
knights Of Pythias order continuous
ly for rs years-was honored last
night at banquet Of St. Elmo lodge
No. in the Grand Pacific hotel. The
veteran members were presented with
jewels emblematical of their faithful
membership and service in the order.
The class Of 1922, Pythian Veterans,
is composed Of John NJ. Belk, Robert
L. Best. Frank Harris, Rbbekt D.
Hoskins, Charles T. Staley, Edmond
A.. Hughes, Joseph Katz, Duncan J.
McGillis.
Herbert =. O'Hare presided as
POSTMASTER. The past, present and
future of St. Elmo lodge we're topics
for various speakers, while others
spoke Of the principles Of the. order,
its relation to the home, society and to
young manhood. Grand Chancellor ].
j. Bowers, Of Mandan, spoke OF the
future Of the order and the duty Of
the members.
Robert l.. Best reviewed 1.-THE his
tory Of St. Elmo lodge. Reference
was made to the files Of the bismarck
Daily Tribune for. April, 1865, which
gave the information that ;St. Elmo
lodge, Knights Of Pythias, was organ
izen April %, 1885 under aS dispen-
sation from Supreme Chancellor van
Valkenberg. G. M. Dahl, of Bismarck,
was one of the original officers OF
the local lodge.
Mr.. Best told of the high place St,
Elmo lodge had occupied in Pythian-
ism in the state at various times, Of
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16

the long trips made to Washburn,
Wilton and other towns before the
days Of present methods of rapid
transportation to institute lodges.
August Carlson spoke OF the efforts
Of the younger members Of the lodge
to carry forward the work in the
same high spirit that animated the
founders OF the lodge The speech Of
presentation to the class of veter-
ans was made by Francis H. Register
and response on behalf of the veter-
ans was made by Captain John M.
Belk, long a faithful member Of the
order, who emphasized its high prin-
ciples. William "A. Falconer spoke
on the relation OF the lodge to the
home, George T. Humphreys on its
relation to society and George n.
Remission on its relation to young
manhood. i5$
Judge Andrew Miller was present at
the banquet and spoke briefly before
being called away on court matters.
E. A. Hughes, one Of the class Of vet
Grams, telegraphed greetings from
Minneapolis, saying he was detained
on business.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16
RISK BUREAUS
RATES WILL GO
BEFORE COURT
Suits Started By Compensation
Bureau To Collect Premiums
From Corporations
MANY FIRMS INVOLVED

A test of the legality of the work
mems compensation bureaus rates
and premiums will be made in suit
to be heard in the Burleigh county dis
trict court, probably March 20, In
which the compensation bureau seeks
to compel the Hughes Electric Com
pany of Bismarck, the Bismarck Gas
Company and the Beulah Coal Mining
Company to pay premiums levied
against them.
Practically every phase Of the mat
ter of rates and premiums and powers
Of the bureau in that regard will be
made in the suit. 1t is not expected
that the constitutionality of the en-
tire act will be involved.
The effort of the bureau to collect
the premiums is resisted by the COM
panies in an answer submitted by At
torneys O'Hare and Cox. The defend
ants asks that the complaint be dis
missed and that judgment be granted
in favor Of the defendant.
Position Of Defendants
Among the allegations made by the
defendant in the suit are:
''That the rates fixed by the Work
mems Compensation Bureau for the
various classes Of employment used
by the defendant are unjust, illegal
and unreasonable and not fixed and
determined in accordance with the
provisions of the Workmen's compen-
sation Act, for the reason that no ef-
fort has been made, no information
obtained or required from and by
which the Workmen's Compensation
Bureau could 0sgg.,s.did determine the
hazard, if any. connected with or re-
sulting from the employment by the
defendant of its employees.
THAT the defendants have reduced
through various means the number of
accidents in the same class of en-
ployment throughout the state.
THAT in fixing the rates and the
premium the bureau did not take into
consideration the number of employ
ees whose wages made up the total
estimated payroll of the defendants
although the compensation act fixes
the liability of the compensation fund
Of each injured individuals wage.
THAT the bureau did not fix the
Rates and premiums in accordance
with law
admits that employees are engaged
in hazardous occupation except as to
office employees, and denies hazard
exists there.
THAT the workmens compensation
bureau has no authority to fix or
make rules insofar as they provide
for an initial rating surchargc on the
defendants ts
The bureaus suit was filed several
months ago. It is said that many en-
ployers have not paid premiums. The
bureau holds that it is unfair to en-
ployers who pay the premiums for
others not to, and say it is one reason
for the complaints of high rates.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16

News Of the scheme to distodge fthe
men elected to conduct the affairs Of
the organization and to replace them
with the old self-appointed kaiserism,
with all its crookedness, graft and
wasteful extravaganza.
Hence, lest silence be considered to
be a granting of assent to the fabri-
cations issued by these editors, who
for the most part are reds and in
sympathy with the little red soviet
plan Of government, the lucubrations
Of one such will be taken up and
analyzed here for the benefit of all
real Leaguers, and a complete show
ing made concerning the utter falsity
Of certain assertions made in defense
Of the balance of power plan, and
Of that deft mingling of truth and
falsehood, at which such reds seem
to be so adept and to which they
seem to be peculiarly addicted
|. Don't forget the dance at The
Coliseum Friday, March II.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16

summer schools. 1t is practically GER
tain that all but one Of the schools,
the agricultural college and the unl-
versity will conduct summer sessions,
many Of the schools presenting a com
plete quarters work.
The present session is to arrange
the work to be presented, the uniform
ity Of credits to be given and other
details in which all the schools are in
terested,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-03-16
Educational Heads
To Meet With Board
of Administration

Heads Of the state normal schools,
college and university under the Board
Of Administration will meet Friday;
Marca II, at Fargo with the Board Of
Administration for conference upon
details connected with the proposed
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-07
MOVE TO Fl. SILL
All Artillery Schools of q. :. To
Be Concentrated There.
Many Other Changes Made
Air Service Schools Affected.

Washington, June Decision to
concentrate all field artillery schools
At Fort sill, Okla, was announced to-
day by Secretary Weeks, who approved
that feature of the report of board
Of officers recently appointed to study
the army school system and make
Recommendations for elimination OF
duplication in the courses and reduc-
ton of administrative costs.
Under the new orders the artlLlery
officers basic school, at Camp Knox,
XIV. and the artillery field officers
school at Camp Bragg, North caro-
lima. will go to Fort sill. where schools
for battery officers and enlisted spe-
calists already are loacted-
Similar changes in the location OF
air service schools have been ordered
The primary flying schoof' is to be
transferred from CarlsIrom Ileio'
Florida to Brooks field, San Antonio,
Texas. and the observation school
from Fort Sill to Kelly field near san
Antonio where instruction or an al
vanced nature in observation pursuit
attack and bombardment ALREADY mas
been concentrated
The effect is to bring all heavier
than-air. schools into one locality. The
Iightsn-than-air schools will be con-
centrated at Scott field, Belleville, H.
Including the balloon school from
Ross field. Los Angeles, and the air
shin school from Longley field. Viz
Einia Technical schools for the air
service will be located at Chanute
field, Illinois, the mechanics school,
field and the communication school
from Fort Sill being in the group
while the air school for field officers
will remain at Langley field.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-07
Ottawa Students Renounce
Frat to Get Their Degrees
Two Who Failed to Swear They Would Forget All About
Being Fraternity Members Have Their Degrees
Withheld Until Next October.

The men whose work is deemed IN
complete until next October are Ly-
man Sessen of West Plains, Mo, and
Manley Ross of Alden, Kansas Fra
ternities have never had status in OF
tawa university, there having been an
unwritten law against them. When
about thirty young men formed the
fraternity in question they sought no
permission from college authorities.
The matter came to the attention of
the faculty and trustees. who placed
Greek letter societies under the ban.
The young men. it is declared by
school authorities and admitted by the
young men, continued their organiza-
ton and held regular meetings. The
students involved have agreed to swear
to a renunciatory statement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-07
NEGRO ELKS IN DEADLOCK
Election of Officers Is Hard Task for
Delegates Here.

E.eCti0n OF OI1RcrS Is haFu TASK AOE
Delegates Here.
Late this afternoon deadlock on
the election of officers of the State
Association of Improved and Benevo-
lent Order of Elks of the World was
still in force.
Election of the state officers of the
organization was to have taken place
this morning, but the delegates split
and deadIocked. The remainder of
the day has been spent in caucusing.
caucus had selected Wichita as the
meeting place of the next annual con-
vention to be held in 1928.
An athletic exhibition of boxing
and wrestling bouts will be held at the
city auditorium at O'Clock tonight as
the final attraction on the convention
program.
The preliminaries will include
wrestling and boxing bouts in which
Homer Brandon, kid" Childs. John
Darlington, and Ted Lewis, all well
known local athletes, will take part.
Details of the preliminaries have not
been completed. other names will be
added to the list tonight.
The boys from the state industrial
school will stage a bout or two, and
their program will include one of the
battle royals for which they have be-
come known thruout the state
The main bout of the evening will
be boxing between Topeka jack
Johnson, and Oscar Mortimer, of Par
sons, a member of the Silver Moon
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-07
EUsTACE DEFEATS ORLANDO.
Kansan Has Little Trouble in Down
ing Quick Chicago Man.

Herington, Kan, June Alan
Eustace, heavyweight champion wrest-
Ter of Kansas, defeated Orlando. of
Chicago, in straight falls last night.
He got the first fall in thirty-four
minutes with a toe hold and head
scissors, and the second fall in twelve
minutes with an arm scissors and
wrist lock. John Defenbaugh, a local
man, refereed the bout.
Orlando was quick with his holds
and made the match a lively one by
making the Kansas champion con-
tinuously wriggle himself out of holds
by main strength.
Chris Jordan, of Cleveland, and
Tony Ross, of Junction City, put on a
twenty-minute exhibition with no
falls for a preliminary. Ted Beard,
of Augusta, was to wrestle Jordan in
the preliminary, but could not come.
Louis Paul promoted the match.