Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-13
Five Points Pointers
By THREE STAR HENNESsY

Sports Editur:
Well. Ben, talk about bum brakes.
they is all that kept the best TEEN
from wnnin' down at New CASTLE
last Sat. The old Five Pointers came
neer coppin' the contest, and would
a done so. only some errors. comm
at the critically moment. put the
New CASTLE boys ahead.
Putin all seriousness to one OF
the sides. though. Ben. it's bum
sportsmanship wen a TEEN will have
its scorekeeper pad up the score
just 10 make the teens standin'
look better, hey?
can't make mulch comment
about the 5-Points-New Castle game.
because. bein' the busy bee Ike wat 1
am. I could not go TO New Castle
which I have nick name the Fish
town. and eye witness the game.
Well, Ben, 1 was a interesting
spectator at the cemendng exercise
VS.. the graduating class down 70
church last Thurs. mite, an I must
say it was nicely conductored. re-
mindin' me of the numerous exercise
I witness durin' my last TIA years in
coolidge.
A splendid unsteady program was
rendered by Red Squires. Mr.. f. Sapp
and the Barber. A essay on The
Injury Derived From Smokin was
read by Buck Vansant, an I agrees
with him thoroughly and when he.
says its better TO smoke less II you
smoke too much or more than you
should smoke and too much is a
whole lot more than you should so
If you smoke less when you smoke
too much 1t won't hurt you as much
as II you smoked too much, but
more than II you smoked still less.
Half smokes. mild, yet they satisfy.
Another speaker. Ben. this being
girl OF the female sex. spoke in
re. to a batter school. She criticizes
because the lite don't fall over the
left shoulders OF the pupils, but per-
sonally, Ben, think this is going too
far. II the pupils hasn't got sentse
enough TO turn their backs TO the lite
so II will come over their left
shoulder. contends It amt the bust
ness of the school board to move the
sun around an all. now is It Ben?
Well, Ben, I see where this Lew
Tender VS.. Rob't Barrett scrap was
postponed last Monday mt. on ac-
count It rained. That may have
been the very good idea, but per-
sonally myself would rather scrap |
in the rain any day because then
for inst. II I got laced I would have
some abby on account my foot slip
ped or somethin'.
I reads in the paper the other day
that this daisy. Rodolf Valentine
which same has got all the skirts
wild about his love maxim. has been I
Of all charges pro and |
con vs.. him. Now got some COM !
petition again.
Rumors has II that Pie Harvey is |
in partnership with some hat revo-
vator or excavator. which ever It is.
He tried TO give Jimmy Ash's felt /
helmet a water bath last Monday
eve. just prior TO the famous brick
fight.
They gave Pudd Wilson a basket
the other mite, Ben, but that amt
no good a tall. They didn't tell him
how TO use II.
There was music in the air last
Thurs. mite until Jimmy Ash got his
,rankin' arm in action.
Ziggy Strawbridge shouldst have
worn heavier shoes last Wednesday
lite He couldn't keep his foot down
)n the bag.
We got to hand It TO Hoagy. He
vas no SLOUGH at shortstop last
Wednesday.
Will some one please tell Shorty
Ober ware he was on Sat. nite2
THREE STAR HENNESSY.