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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
HAD THE LAUGH ON TEACHER
instructress Called for Examples, and
Tommy Was the Boy Who
Could Furnish Them.

There has never been any love lost
between Tommy and his teacher. Tom
my thinks the teacher is severe and
occasionally unjust person, who has
never known what IL is to be young,
while the teacher considers the little
chap both stupid and mischievous.
"You are not attending to what l
say, Thomas" said the teacher one day
in the midst of an address to her
class.
'Yes. teacher, ] Is" said Tommy
with much earnestness. %
"You should never say I is" cor
rected the teacher. II have told you
that hundred times. You know the
correct form. There are no excep.
tons to Its use. Give me two ex-
amples at once!"
''Ycs, ma'am," said Tommy, meekly
81 am one of the letters Of the. alpha.
bet. l am a philadelphia
Ledger. ltae
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
CAKE FILINGS

TT ONE is fortunate enough to have
= a cupful of sour cream most de-
licfous cake filing may be prepared
with sugar and nuts. Boil one cupful
of brown sugar, one cupful of white.
or two of either. with one cupful of
cream until it may be stirred into a
waxy, mass, then ada one cupful of
minced hickory nuts or any nuts at
hand-pecans are especially good. Beat
until cool and creamy, then spread on
the cake.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
A sutHeien, excuse.

There was wild and frefIzied scat
terment. Men, white-faced and star
ins-eyed, fed as If pursued by pes
thence. They dropped whatever they
had in hand and stood not upon the
order OF their going. but departed
like frightened roebucks. hitting only
the high places as they went.
"Why are the people feeing;" we
asked. 80
"a candidate who calls himself the
Friend of the People has just come
to town. replied an innocent bystander
who had no vote.-Kansas City Star.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
THE FRIENDLY PATH
BY WALTER |. ROBINSON.

AIM high,
"A IF you hit the mark. you
must aim a little above 1t; ev-
cry arrow that flies feels the at
traction of the earth"
This was the advice of the great
poet, Lonsfellow. BY following
this rule he won lasting honor,
and scattered sunshine through
out the world. But even with
all his success, one finds con-
elusive evidence In many OF his
writings that he was never sat
isiied. He never quite gained
the place he aimed to reach, nc
cording to the estimate placed
upon his work by himself.
A man is unfortunate If he
is absolutely satisfied, This as
sertion has been widely contra
dicted. But proof OF its logic
is found in the careers of all the
truly great.
If he is satisfied with what he
has done or is doing. he never
is likely TO get much further
unless pushed ahead by sheer
luck.
To everyone there comes
feeling of satisfaction and hap
piness whenever he accomplishes
something which brings him re-
turns in gold or honor. But
there may still he something
lacking to make his JOY com
plete if he does not see the ben
efits of his labors reflected in
the smiles of the world.
No matter how high he may
go in the opinion of others,
there is certain to be feel
ing of resentment in his own
breast if he believes he is leav-
ing undone some service which
will add to the Joys of his fell
lows.
The most inviting pathways
are bordered by blossoms. The
happiest lives are surrounded
by smiles.
Let us aim to deserve the
honest praise of thankful
fr.ePps.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
Soft FUDGE

Take two cupfuls of sugar, three
fourths ora seupfEii of milk. one table
spoonful of butter, two tablespoonfuIs
of grated chocolate. Boil and beat I'M
til thick and cool. Add one-half cup
full of fruit chopped If one likes a
change.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
Maple Raisin FiIIinu.

Take one cubful of maple sugar,
one7half cupful of chopped raisins,
two tablespoonfuls OF cream and one
half scupful of chopped beechnuts.
Cook the sugar and cream, adding the
raisins. Stir until cool, adding the
nuts after taking from the heat. Fine
filling for gold cake.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
Fruit Eillinn.

Take one-half cupful each of
chopped dates. figs. apple and sugar.
the juice and pulp of an orange. Let
stand until all the fruit is softened in
the juices thenf simmer until soft and
jellylike. Cool and spread over layer
cake or split gingerbread.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
Strawberry Whip.

Boil, one-half cupful of water and
one eupful of sugar until it spins a
thread, pour over the stifly beaten
whites of two eggs and> beat until
smooth. Add one eupful of crushed
Strawberries and use on top of angel
food.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
A LINE o. CHEER
BY John Kendrick Bangs.
THE BEYOND

/ Wv Me
/ know that / shall ever Be;
: That so-called Death is but the [
i portal
To realms beyond OF life immortal, i.
can't believe the ways OF Man I;
Are without purposes or plan, 4
And that we have our time on B
earth
To give some sportive Jester n1irth:
Or that a life of Preparation
: Leads on TO sheer .annihiiation
Because the Goal TO Which we
press
Is merely fatuous Nothingness.
tCopyright)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
STUDY Defective Vision.

Many educators. indusuiaIs, econ.
omists and eye experts met I'M New
YORK recently in an attempt to .lelimI-,
naie the very considerable LOSSES, in
industry due TO defective VISION
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
Crimson Tart

Boil together until it spins a thread.
one-half cupful of cranberry juice, one
and one-half cupfuls of sugar and a
pinch Of salt. Pour over the whites of
two eggs. Beat until smooth and
thick.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

Anyway. Ireland is on the road to
sound finance; the rioters over there
break up a printing press every night
or Washington Post.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

If conditions continue as they are
the public will have to go TO Jail in
order to get away from. the criminals.
New York Tribune.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

VilIa is going into the packing
house business Evidently his reform
is more apparent than real. Mobile
Register.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

A New York woman whose name is
Lord is about to marry a man named
-fftirer- Please. society editors. get a
new Notwithstanding (Kan) Eagle.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
notherye Cookbook
L-l- a

Eyes. in poor man s garden grows
Far more than herbs and flowers,
Kind thoughts, contentment, peace Of
mind
And joys for weary hours"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

that such action by the M,
subject TO review by tbs
Counsellor and Aldermen
Sec. 6. Milk or cream,
delivered in the City Of An.
by retail. shall be sold or
ed in sterilized glass bor1
wholesale. either in glass
or in containers of a tvna
have been approved by m.
Board OF Health. which b,,
sterilized; sterilization II
or containers TO be accom-,
either by subjecting 10
heat at a temperature as
POS degrees Fahrenheit
minutes or longer. or viii,
ply with such alternative r
ments. TO be prescribed nv
tons made pursuant 10 tbi,
nance. as may be neccssary
feet the sterilization thera.
such bottles or containers
may be used under this or3.
shall be stamped or labe,-
the name OF the producer
contents: and if the coutep,
been "pasteurized." the sts
label shall so state. said s.,
label TO set forth the
when the "pasteurization
place; ana no pasteg,I
milk or cream shall be SOFA
fered for sale after a Der
thirty-siX hours shall have
sed' after the day of past,
ton"
Sec. z. And be it fur'beI
tablished and Ordained. IN
cost of licenses provided t,I
der this ordinance shall N
follows:
Dairy or farm with no,
ceeding five mich cows s.
Dairy or farm with not
ceeding ten mich cod
.........,H III
For each and every m
COW over and above ten
sum of fifty cents addiu
for each mich COW.
Each retail store Sc
milk or cream. .....l.
For any distribution b
cooling station or other
which gathers milk or CE
for sale or delivery iH3
City of Annapolis. the SUI
10 cents per hundred gall
The licenses for distril.
cooling, or other plants
be obtained semi-annualh
the amount of license shl
based on the number OF 2.
sold in the past six months.
impossible to obtain the q
figures for the first six M
then on an estimated basis s
the first license may be obi.
provided, however, that no D
fee shall be collected for th9
ton of the output of said pl
station which was pur,
from any farm or dairy VII
licensed to sell or deliver %
duction with the City OF Al
Ifs.
Sec. 8. And be il furthe
tablished and Ordained, ID.
Milk Inspection Bureau pr
for in this ordinance, shall
as soon as practicable and q
late such rules and regulate
they may deem necessary q
proper carrying out of The
of this ordinance, which Is :.
ter protect the health Of ths
dents of the City OF Ann
such rules and regulations
approved by the Mayor, O.
Tor and Aldermen, and, W.
proved, they shall have thi
force and effect as an ord-
OF said city.
Sec. 9. And be IL furths
tablished and Ordained, th.
\. violation of the provisions
ordinance, or Of the rule
regulations, adopted and apl
hereunder, shall cause a
not less than 50 and costs a
more than $40 and costs. to
posed. said fine and costs
imposed and collected as
fines and costs are now 10
and collected; but moth
this section shall be
strued to prevent the reyoi
a license as provided in Sc
of this ordinance.
Sec. 10. And be it furlA
tablished and ordained, ID
4 ordinance shall take eiiec
the day of it's passage.
Approved, April "a, 1877
TSeall. SAMUEL JONI
N
Attest:
I
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

If there are no more gold mines to
be discovered, one can still organize
--a-pelitiaaI-ssss4a--aad take -sS@et
at the public Treasury
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19
GIRLS! LEMONS
WHITEN SKIN ANU
BLEACH FRECN


Squeeze the juice OF two
into a bottle containing thrs'
of Orchard White, which -
store will supply for a ie'
shake we'll, and you have q
pint of harmless and delighI-
bleach. Massage this sweeI
rant lotion into the face, ne,
and hands each day, then shO'.
the beauty and whiteness
skin.
Famous stage beauties 7,
lemon lotion to bleach and OlD
soft, clear, rosy-white coz
also as a freckle. sunburn' :,
bleach, because it doesn't ="
tAdv.)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-05-19

Our position simply IS 'a''
girl wears that kind oil
hose should not wrinkle al y"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19

strained juice and grated rinds of three lemons. a half-cupful of melted butter, a teaspoonful of salt and four tea spoonfuls of baking powder. two tea spoonfuls of ginger and one each Of cln- nan9on and nutmeg and a saltspoonfui of cloves. Beat six eggs and turn them in, then beat the whole mass until 1t Is well mixed Pour this pudding into well-buttersd mould and tie it down with foured cloth Boil six hours ana serve with any good pudding sauce This pudding should be nade on the day It Is to be eaten. and should be served with a liquid sauce.
 Quick Plum Pudding.
 Scald four cupfuls of milk and turn 1t over one and a half cupfuls of fine cracker crumbs Cover this mixture and let 1t stand until 1t Is cold Beat in four eggs, one cupful of sugar. a half cupful Of melted butter, a quar- ter-cupful of grated nutmeg. salt spoonful of cinnamon and ciovs mixed. one and . half cupfuis of seeded raisins. a half-teaspoonfu1- of salt and a tea snoonfu of vanilla Mix this pudding
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
She Found Love
THE. HOME KITCHEN

large. stoned raisins. haIf-pound of small, seeded raisins, a haIf-pound of minced, candied peel, g half-cupful of English walnuts. ground fine, and a ha4f-cupful of candied pineapple chopped fine, eight eggs beaten then strained. and small cupful of sharp cider or orange juice Stir all these ingredients together for twenty minutes, until thor ough1y mixed. then pour them into 9 weH-bUttered mould or two mouIds. tie down with a cloth wrung out of hot water, then foured. and boil steadily for twelve hours. Drain and care for as directed in the preceding recipe
 Fru:tarlan Plum Pudding
 Put four level cupfuIs of bread crumbs into a nfxing-bowl and add two cup fuls of seeded raisins, one and a half cupfuls of brown sugar, two cupfuls or washed entrants, two cupfuls of large, seeded raisins. one cupful of candied cherries, chopped. and the same of can died pineapple. one cupful of chopped citron, two small cupfuls each of chopped pecan nuts. English walnuts. blanched almonds and pine nuts. a half cupful of Ah-->1-s aasdiAd arrange naai-zsE fhA
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
PARIS OFFERS NEW SPORT COSTUMES
By AIHCE IIANGETIER International News Service Staff
 COrrcSDOndent

Paris, Dec. 19-The north wind coth blow, and we shall have snow, and what will mtlady do then-if she hasn't a chic costume to wear at the fashionable resorts which are already beginning to open their doors in Sayoie and Switzerland?
 Molyneux is showing most attrac- tive models for skating. One is in cream, satin-faced cloth, trimmed with dark fur. The skirt is short and full, and the coat has a, short basque Which stands out with certain per kineSS. It buttons close to the throat under a fur collar. With it comes a close fitting black velvet hat trimmed with fur. Another is in rich orange velvet, trimmed with silver-gray fur, silver buttons and silver soutache. on 2 little Algerian coat which meets the full skirt. It, too, has a toque to match.
 The Maison Dorat has an interest ing collection of knitted costumes for skating and other sports. They have narrow, straight skirts and Jaunty Jackets or ca9es, and some tunes they are made into one-piece dresses. There is always a hat to match A tiamingo-red jacket and tiny round hat come with a gray skirt of mixed jersey de Iaine. cut in over -applng pieces, and both sides left ope en. A white silk tricot has a smart sweater embroidered in black and an orange-colored one comes trimmed in black rabbit Vivid col Ors are used, interspersed with an or casional gray or brown or beige for the conservative.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
By JEANETTE YOUNG NORTON The Authority or Home Cooking


we'll. then turn it into a buttered pud- ding mould, set it in hot water and bake ft for two and a half hours. After the first half-hour the pudding may be stirred gently so that the fruit may not settle at the bottom. Serve it hot with any good pudding sauce.
 An Economical Christmas Pudding.
 Beat two eggs with three-quarters of cupful of molasses and a tablespoon full of milk, add tablespoonful of brown sugar, two small cupfuls of four, salt spoonful of salt. a -teaspoonful Of soda, a haf-pound Of chopped dates. a half-cupful each of raisins and currants. four tablespoonfuls of melted butter and a teaspoonful of mixed spices. Beat the mixture well, then pour it into a well -buttered mould, three-quarters full. cover and place in a steamer to steam for three hours Serve with a hard sauce This pudding also should be eaten the day it is made
 The entrants should be washed. as they are often gritty but they should be dried between two cloths before being added to the cake dough
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
Here Are Some Special CoId-Day Beauty Hints
By LUCREZIA BORI
The Famous Spa7aish Pr,in,a lonma .

4 he Y CtHIOuS LcpG1l1Sn FTf01o LOT1T1O where the head of the bed extends well out so that she can get the benefit of all the air there is. When the at mosphere without is dry and still this idea of sleeping where air circulates most freely is very wise.
 In winter. however, the story is differ enI. While you want to keep your windows as wide open as you do in sum- mer, you don't wish to sleep where the currents of wind blow across you and make a draft.
 Your wrapper, of course. should be heavier in weight than the one you use in summer For when you get uI in the morning to close your windows you should put something heavy on the minute you rise from the bed and slip your feet into your bedroom slippers Many persistent winter colds are caught by getting chilled early in the morning. immediately after leaving a warm bed.
 Another thfng-your preparations for going to bed will be a little different when the weather is cold. Chilly winds make our hands chap quickly, and every one needs a soothing cream to rub into the hands upon going
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
"Just Why I'm Here

san find them here sometimes in the large ZOOS. Then in South America Ghey have 8 black-necked swan E.1t are psoe nearly as beautiful as our
 Ine<s1RnS-
 ~'weII. some birds think us foolish fer being proud" laughed Mrs Swan Most birds ore liked for their beauty. their tasty meat and their lovely music
 My interrupted Doris, 'I should think such 8 wonderful bird as yoI would have a beautiful voice"
 This was too much for Mrs- Swan She laughed until tho tears fined her eyea. '-rhat was one thing that alwayE hurt NHe when I was young-the fac that I would never be ablo to sing. Why. no ono ever heard a swan sirE We make noise. but no one cCDj't caN .t singing. But do have this mUc'' to @Ey in our Ravor-we can't sing an, wo En0w 1t. we keep still
 ThaxS art to be proud e. laughed Suueedse ''to be able to ke EtM- Now that I come to think of #, some oS your relatives live in the SouSn who really have a pleasing, vhiStlipE suTrd, which they give while flying N~|Jast the sane,' said Mrs Swan. Cont envy them I know I cant sing, so I keep still I'm good to look Gt and that is enough for me. I try to bs kind. for Mother Swan always taught us could not be beautiful un- less we were good and kind"
 Mrs. Swan turned her course and padded away to the other side oS the lake, and when Doris turned around to speak to SQueedee she found he had disappeared.
 crp5riEt1- 1922. H HevspaPer Fezturs SxTics. Irc-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
NEAT, QUIET GIRL. MOST SOUGHT
 AS WIFE
By LUTHER A. HUSTON
International News Service Staff
 Correspondent

London, Dec. 19-What sort of wife do men want? Is the bobbed- haired, pert, notwithstanding flap rer'' of today the ideal of the mascu- l line suItor or is it the desire of the m odern male to mate with a woman in whom sweetness, gentleness. dig nifty and graciousness are the predo- n1inant qualities?
 Take it from Lady Maude Tree, widow of Sir Beerbohm Tree, the mo- ted actor, it is the girl with the or nanent of a neat and quiet blatant sister in the matrimonial race.
 Most men choose their wives be- cause they are head over ears in love and they do not care what she is if cnly she is she" Lady Tree asserted: Tt is something beyond eyebrows and elbows and eccentricities which makes Q man decide that such a one, and such one alone, shall be the part ner of his joys. She be she what she may, is his hearts desire % and he
 Charms Challenged
 "But man in d more reasonable mood will not be carried away by lient. He will ask: Is she as kind as she is fair?" He will ask if she has the instincts of orderliness. of the attribute that is next to godll- and good nature. Has she the 10" voice, that excellent thing in wo- mem the kiss that is like the Kiss of wild roses, the glance that IS that of waters stilled at even?
 "In the girlhood of today there is on the surface so much that IS pert that is Ioud-voiced, familiar, irrevelent, uncouth and ungraclous' that were one to issue a warning to young men, Beware of what these seem!' there would scarely be any marriage made.
 But if the young women or today good and sweet young women-would realize that men do notice do love the ornament of a neat and quiet spi- rit, perhaps some of the more blatant would alter their ways
 Girls who smoke cigarettes and drink Manhattan and martinis, Lady Tree believes, are not approved by marrying men. The men tolerate It, but they do not like it.
 'Sweetness' preferred
 "Let us imagine the ideal good consort," Lady Tree continued She Is sweet and twenty She is her fathers friend and her mothers right hand She can pray and sns darn She reads without being a book worm: she thinks without being re- cIuse She is a heavenly compound or common sense and lively imagination She is eager in mind and tranquil in behavior.
 'sWhatever she does, whatever she wears, whatever she speaks she will De gracious, graceful and appropriate Though girl she will have dignity and courage
 T shall be accused of describing perfection-the unattainab1e. For from it. I declare that there are thousands of such unmarried girls waiting to be asked to be wives have pictured the ordinary. the not impossible She"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19

THE tantalizing odor of plum pud-
 ding is already in the air. These
 luscious buildings cannot make their usual fiery entrance to the dinner table, accompanied by the tirne-honored sauce with kick in 1t, in all countries, yet a less spectacular entrance will not in 1ure the reputation of the plum pudding. and a good. hard sauce is not to be despised when well made
 A plum pudding should be allowed to stand 8 week to ten days before Christ mas When 1t is made, hang it to drip and drain. and when cold put it away in a dry. clean bowl in a cool place. When ready to use, plunge the pudding bag into boiling water and boil ehe pudding for an hour and half. then unInould and serve it hot
 'fTFe Kings Own" Plum Pudding. Freq one pound of fresh suet from all fibre and chop it fine. Add to the suet a half-pound of sifted flour. g teaspoon full of salt. half-pound of sffted bread crumbs pound of light brown sugar. c tablespoonful of mixed spice, a pound
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-19
WORDS of WISE MEN

A man of integrity will never listen to any reason against conscience.
 
 Guilt, though it may attain temporal splendor. can never confer real happi- mesa
 There s no lasting pleasure but con tenplation-aH others grow fiat and in- Edpid upon frequent use.
 Few things are needed to make & wise man happy-nothing can make q fool content The great hfghroad to human welfare Hes along the old highway of steadfast wen-doing-
 Malice and hatred are very fretting and apt to make our minds sore and uneasy.
 Tho habit of virtue cannot be formed in a closet Habits are formed by acts of reason in persevering struggle through temptation
 A man's reputation is Ike his shadow which sometimes follows and some times precedes him, and which is occa- sionaliy longer. occasionally shorter than he is
 
 To be popular at home 1s great achievement. The man who is loved by the cat. by the dog, by his neIghbors' children, and by his own wife is a great man. even if he has never been men tioned outside of the circle of those who love him
 N is possible that a wise and good man may be prevailed on to game, but 1t IS impossible that a professed game a4er should be, & wise and Ecod man