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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

needed, the space used for 1t can be
added to the living room, making It
room about 20 feet long. Living
room and dining room are connected
by a wide opening. A built-in side
board has been installed In one corner
of the dining room.
Directly in rear of the dining room
is the kitchen, modelled after present
day lines, being small, compact, but
complete. This is possible through the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

fureD I've never been
to school. No one
ever asked me to go, and no one ever
sent me. They didn't care if didn't
go to school and by they I mean my
family.
'For an Australian Monitor learns
all he has to learn out of school Just as
we'll as he would in school. Perhaps
he learns his lessons out of school bet
ter and what he should do and eat and
so forth.
"An Australian Monitor might be in
school filling ink-wells when he could
be making himself a stronger and a
better animal or reptile by being out
Of doors and catching small rabbit
or something like that.
"An Australian Monitor, Of course,
is lizard-and a good strong lizard,
too We can eat small animals whole.
We are very large and very big and
grow to be eight feet long.
eve can run very fast and we live
in the dark jungles. We are fond of
meats in the way of food, or rather,
we don't care about vegetables.
"We are from India and we have
relatives in Africa and in Australia.
"But one of the most important
things about us is that we can eat
eggs whole and that the sells dissolve
themselves just like capsules or pills
do.
eyes, eggshells are alright for us,
and I'll tell you the reason.
"We have fine digestions. We don't
have our tummies getting upset the
way so many creatures do.
"Gracious, we don't have to 60 to
bed and take bad medicines and say:
"'Oh dear, oh dear, why did I eat
that!
eyes, we have superior digestions
and they are important"
"We are beautiful" said the Green
Lizard. "And our family came over
from Europe. That is, we didn't come
of our own accord. You know what
mean"
1--WE didn't go down to the pier with
our luggage and put our names on the
passenger list and then come across
in cabins on the big boat or anything
like that.
"But we were brought over. ?
"And when you speak about diges-
tons we agree with you.
"It is most important and very
pleasant to have q good digestion. 1t
makes a creature feel better and hap
pier and all of such things. I always
enjoy my meals and 1 always feel
happy. l feel so pleased with myself
that 1 show off and folks coming to the
zoo quite enjoy seeing me-"
"And l." said the Chameleon, shave
been brought over here to join the
lizard family, for have such lot of
interesting colors which I show at diff
ferent times"
81 am curious creature" said the
ella Monster, land I am really stupid.
I came from the desert and I move
slowly and awkwardly along, for my
body is fat and brown.
81 look as though l were covered
with black and brown and tan and
yellow beads, but Pm not. It's just be-
cause of the kind of a suit wear that
I look that way.
81 give a good hard bite and I make
anyone suffer whom 1 bite. but don't
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

kill them. NO, I'm
not mean enough
for that. I'm sat
| s Fl e d to make
them suffer, that's
ALL"
"Well," said the
Glass Snake, 81
would like to have
a word to say, or
a hiss to make.
I'm really a lizard
and should talk
with all of you,
though I look so
much like a snake
that creatures call
me a snake by
M / S t a Ike very
of t en- a n d m Y
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
Eaaf.

One woman at hotel in the inte-
rior of Ontario the other night asked
the clerk for key to her room.
"Key," said the bold proprietor, as If
she had asked for the crown jewels.
"Nhy, we never lock our doors around
here. The last man who had key
TO that room took it away with him
Is years ago" "Er-r.r-r," said the per-
sistent woman, "you don't think, per-
haps he might come back with 1t to-
night"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

O1ten n M Y "ReaIIy a Lizard"
n a me, as you
know, is Glass Snake.
'Im a real lizard, but 1 look like a
snake. That's pretty interesting Now
that is more than any child l ever saw,
could do. I've seen lot of them at
the zoo, too.
I'm sure none could look like pussy
cats and yet be children, or could
be pussy cats and look like children.
I'm an interesting creature, ami"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
History OF Opium In China.

Opium for use as a medicine was
introduced into China in the Thir-
teenth century by Arabs. The intro
duction of opium smoking was not
until the Seventeenth century and
came from India. The first edict pro-
hibiting this was by the Emperor Ying
Cheng in 1929.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
HRed Tap0.H

Red tape, in colloquial English, Of
fetal formality or obstruction, is q
phrase which owes its origin to the
red tape which at least for two cen
turtles has been used by lawyers and
public officials for tying up documents,
etc.-Chicago Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
Missed the Fun

SIS there anything in the life of John
Jagsby that he's ashamed off,"
Eyes. He once fell asleep at a pro-
hibition lecture and didn't know until
after it was over that the lecturer had
used him as the horrible example,
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

1--WE Must Hang Together" Etc.
Benjamin Franklin is the author of
the quotation: "We must all hang to-
gether or assuredly we shall all hang
separately" He said it at the signing
of the Declaration Of Independence
July 4, 1776.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

they have mont
tors in schools
and that they are
girls or boys who
take charge of
things that are i'm
port AN t a n d
trusted and all of
such things.
But while they
may think I sound
important at first,
tney may nOC De
disappointed when
they find out I'm
a curious creature
even if I'm not
important in any
school way.
1.-Two poyor hnpn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
Perhaps, indeed!

A Brooklyn man is being sued for
divorce because he objected when his
wife had her hair bobbed. Don't be
too quick to denounce him. Perhaps
her ears are bigger than he supposed
them to be.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
Expensive.

Joyce-Gossip doesn't pay.
Barbara-I'm beginning to agree
with you, my dear. The last secret !
heard cost me small fortune in tele.
phone calls.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10

Since He Was Likely to Live.
Mother-"Is Johnny we'll YETI" Lit
tie Dick-"I think so. heard his
mother scoldin' him this morning.
Answers,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-03-10
E{YpCddd!yS
B6EyeniN8
Fairy Tale
LIZARDS
"WARY GRAHAM BONNER

"It's so NICE" said the Australian
Monitor, ''to sound rather important
of first I believe
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
BIRTHS

Born. to Mr.. and Mrs. c. L. Bailey
of Fort Shaw, at the Deaconess hos
pital, November ,, twins, a daughter
and a son.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
Danger Of Smallpox
Displayed in Film
by Health Office

Under the caption. Zone Scar or
many?" a public health film show
ing that smallpox is showing a an
| eerous increase in the United states,
was shown at the Liberty theatre
Thursday in order that he Cascade
county health department might con
! slider its merits for public health work
in the city and rural schools of the
county. Nurses from the Columbus
| and Deaconess hospitals and interested
persons witnessed the special show,
ing given through the courtesy OF
Manager Will Steege.
The film is educational. being a com
pilation of statistics showing that since
the decrease in the number Of vaccina-
tons given. the spread Of smallpox has
increased alarmingly. The United
States is laboring under a false feei-
ing Of security, the film states.
Vaccine and its preparation are
shown photographicaliy and proves
the thorough sanitation that Is taken
in making it. The government makes
all vaccine and has special laboratories
for the The history Of the
vaccine from the time it is taken from
the body. Of Il healthy calf until it is
used in vaccination is shown and is an
'endeavor to prove the absolute safety OF
in~noculation for smallpox.
Figures showing the completeness
with which smallpox e%pidemics may be
checked by vaccination are cited IN the
film.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
POLICECAPTURE
CONVICT AFTER
9DAYSLIBERTY
Prisoner Who Held Up Jailer
at Harlowton Taken by
Great Falls Officers.

When Robert Waning. aged 23, es-
capped from the Wheatland county jail
at Harlowton. October %, after fore
ing the jailer at Harlowton to lock
himself in the cell the prisoner had
just vacated, he informed the keeper
that he had been to the penitentiary
once and that he didn't plan on going
back, but he is going back, after hav-
ing had only nine days of the liberty
that he wanted so badly.
Waning and a companion by the name
of Jack Dunn, aged p. were arrested
Wednesday by the police on adrices
that they were wanted in Lewistown on
a charge of footing the Hub clothing
store of that city last Saturday morn
ing. Chief of Police E. w. Ray ar
rived in Great Falls Thursday, identi-
fled shirts, collars, socks. a suit of
clothes and an overcoat as having been
sto.en from the LewistoWn store, and
left in the afternoon with the prison
ers in his custody.
According to information received
at the police station soon after Wan
ing escape, the prisoner was on parole
from Montana state prison when ar
rested in Harlowton on a burglary
charge. He was committed to the
state prison first from. Harlowton on
his admission of a burglary count At
the time Of the Jail break, Waning
cieverly managed to obtain possession
OF the jailer's revolver. This weapon
was found in his possession by the
police.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
Matson Held in Jail,
Unable to Pay Fine

Victor MatsoB, aged 80. a laborer,
was arraigned before Police Magistrate
Fl. A. Sheppard Thursday on a charge
of attempted robbery, which he denied
with the alibi that he was so intoxi-
Gated Wednesday night that he knew
not what had happened to him until
he awoke in jail. His story convinced
the judge, but the court handed him
a fine of $50 for being drunk.
Matson was arrested on the COM
plant Of Isaac Forstrum. who Wednes-
day complained to the police that a man
whom he had befriended had robbed
him of $50. Forstrum alleged that
Matson had snatched another wallet
from him but that he was too drunk
to make his getaway. Forstrum said
he caught him before he ran very far.
Matson was sent to a cell in default
of the fine.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
Great Falls Police
Active in Recovery
of Stolen Property

Automobile thieves were active in
Great Falls last month but the police
were vigilant with the result that eight
of the reported stolen amchines were
recovered, according to the October
report of Chief of Police Marcus An
derson. Eleven bicycles were recov-
cred during the same period while the
value of other stolen property re
turned. was $551.SO.
Great Falls people of the class who
are disposed to violate city laws were
exceptionally maynard last month,
wnen 114 arrests were made. Drunk
eness and disorderly conduct were the
predominant transgressions as shown
by the report while there were five
arrests for major crimes. Three ar
rests were made for robbery and two
70" highway robbery.
The increase in the number of ar
rests is reflected in the October re-
Dor. of Police Magistrate II. A. Shep-
pard. which reveals that almost twice
the amount of fines usually assessed
were collected during the last month.
"a total of 81, 739 was assessed in
fines in October.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
THREE DIVORCE
CASES SETTLED
IN COURT HERE
Cruelty, Desertion and Poor
Housekeeping Given as
Cause of Trouble.

Her husband was so critical of her
methods of housekeeping that he of
ten got surly and wouldn't speak to
her for months at a time, Ada Elk
strom told Judge III. FL. Ewing Thurs
day at a hearing on her suit for di-
vorce from ALFRED B. Ekstrom. Then
he choked and beat her until finally
she had to leave home to prevent fur
Their attacks, she said.
Judge Ewing considered this as am
pie evidence for a decree and he grant
ed it. He also Incorporated in the
decree an order that Ekstrom must
pay $25 n month toward the support
of a minor child until further order of
the custody of the child. They were
married at Montesano, Wash, June 4,
1914.
Matrimonial relations started in
England. July, proved a failure not
long after Mr.. and Mrs. William Tom
Ford established a home in the United
States. She told the court that her
husband deserted her in November,
1914, and that he had failed to pro-
vide her with the necessities of life.
Judge Ewing granted the decree.
Ldee Wright was granted a divorce
from Mabel I. Wright whom he mar
ried at Occur d'Alene, Idaho, August
20. 1921. She deserted him three
months after their marriage while they
were living at Conrad.
Robert Gilmor was granted a de-
cree of divorce from Mary Tunis Gil
NOR. whom he married in Copetown.
Can, February II. 1890. They have
two minor children but the decree
made no provision as to who Shall
have their custody. The decree was
signed by Judge Leslie.
The divorce suit of Percy NJ. Wal
worth against Lulu f. Walworth, be
cause of a technicality in the service
of the complaint, was taken under adj
yisement by the court.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
~" to Boost Father
and Son Movement

An address by Frank Cheeley, origi-
nator of the Father and Son move
ment and editor in chief Of the Father
and Son library, to be delivered at Den
yer November II, and to be received
in Great Falls at the Father and Son
banquets to be given in the city on
that date, will be a feature of the
Father and Son program that is be-
ing arranged here by Lester l.. Os-
born, secretary of the boys depart
ment of the 3. NJ. G. A. If possible
the message will be relayed to a num-
Der of points.
Beginning Sunday. November IL, a
series of meetings, covering the prob
lem of the adolescent boy will be con-
Quoted by Bruce Mil!ikin, principal of
Central high school, will be opened to
continue for seven Sundays. All faith
ers and men who are interested in
these meetings are welcome to at
tend.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
Is Green No More

MY experience with your medicine
has been wonderful. My stomach and
liver trouble of five years standing
took q new turn two years ago when
| took on an olive green complexion.
/ spent $1,000 with doctors and spe-
~cialists only to prove that / was still
as green as ever. A friend advised me
to take Mayr's Wonderful Remedy,
and am green no more. Nv stomach
and liver trouble has all disappeared"
It is a simple, harmless preparation
that removes the catarrhal mucus from
the intestinal tract and allays the in
flammation which causes practically
all stomach, liver and intestinal all
ments, including appendicitis. One dose
will convinceIor money refunded. Model
Pharmacy and druggists everywhere.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
Seven New Members
Enter Travel Club

The Great Falls Travel club added
seven new names to its membership
list Thursday morning at the regular
~bi-monthly meeting held at the IL
brary. With five designations since
the opening of the club season and
the seven additional members taken in,
the membership list of 40 is complet-
ed.
The new members are Mrs. O. U.
Miracle, Mrs. A. ". S%pringhorn, Mrs.
Edmund Lincoln, Mrs. George Nc
Kown. Mrs. Fred Robinson, Mrs. Rus
sell Strain and Mrs. julius Wuerthner.
The resigned members are Mrs. Geo.
Edwards. Mrs. julius Peters, Mrs. J.
r. Hobbins, Mrs. John McVay and
Miss Hazel Bower.
Mrs. w. j. Strain read a paper on
Early Fabrics" and Mrs. l.. H. Ham
lton read a paper on Man Clothes
acknowledgements of Style"
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03
SHIP 1913 CARS OF STOCK

Special to The Tribune.
Havre, Nov. ACCORDING to a re-
port from the local freight office 1913
cars of stock were shipped from Havre
to eastern markets during the month
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03

Even a sick child loves the '"fruity"
taste of California Fig Syrup" If
the little tongue is coated, or if your
child is l~istless. cross, feveriSh. full Of
cold, or has collie. give a teaspoonful to
cleanse the liver and bowels. In a few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly it works all the constipation
poison. sour bile and waste out of the
bowels. and you have a well, playful
child again.
Millions of mothers keep California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to-
morrow. ASK your druggist for genu-
inc "California Fig Syrup which has
directions for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother. You
must say california. or you may get
an imitation fig syrup.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-11-03

Leelian Nicholas Tintinger, &c, and
Mae Ellen Dennis, 81, both of Cas-
cade.
Herman Huisenger, 81, of Farming
ton, and Isabelle Vogel, %. of Gid
ford.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-03

Outbursts Of mob or social violence happen
in flash BY chance. They also come in waves
-epidemics Of dancing freak fashions. mad
mems cults and similar phenomena. Most Of
10 are reasonably normal, when alone. But
whenever human beings consregate in groups
something startling always happens or IL start
ID. When people swarm together mysterious
psychic current 10 generated and. BY hypno-
tisn, leads them to do queer things Thus you
- euiet. respectable people make fools Of
Themselves in caharets. dignifjed person It
dance sometimes catches the fever and begins
cutting up like clown. Jokers utilize this
principle to Ct men q banquet to wear alb
sufd tissue paper hats And the wearers ap-
par to enjoy II. though they wouldn't wear
tie hats for 500 except under the spell Of ~
mob Aypnotisn- Mob hypnotism Is what makes .
man Who b genius for scoacmy and praeti-
calasss IN private Me tall for visionary and
impractical psu6scts when serving In pablic
o66cA Garry H. jdss on and yoa understand
WY - larsU ~ Dopalatisa grows tAs ~urss
~ eovuugat beecanas. Chtna, toe in0lanco.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-03
PREDEAL PEASANTS
WILL NOT PUT OFF
FEMININE ATTIRE

Predeal, Pennsylvania. - Since
Rumania wrested Transylvania
from the Austrians, efforts have
been made to get the men to dis
card their skirts and wear modern
masculine attire. But they have
resisted all attempts to deprive
them Of their hand-embroidered
shirtwaists and lace-trimmed pet
ticoats. They declare that trousers
and coats are unsightly as well as
unsanitary and unbecoming, and
they have given notice to the Ru-
manian authorities that they will
brook no invasion Of their tradi-
tional habits of dress.
In this part of the Balkans the
raiment Of the women is NO less
novel than that Of the men. The
well-to-do natives wear garments
made OF solid gold coins over rich
lace embroidery. The coins are
handed down to them as heirlooms
from generation to generation, the
number and weight OF the gold
pieces being sure token to the
outside world Of the degree of opu-
lence Of the wearer and an ever
present incentive to the neighboring
SWANS to marry them.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-03

4 ~ N11o& So 1y1u1gq - ~ ~
- ~ 010gU - ~ - 1neNn - eoe4
-anewEfl1eo ~ WI ct Vhothw 3 Hty0 stook
u 60 lnl<Snt1enk 1r0pnoo1 - II gN51Uw q
3no wA1ek ~ has1ana w61l1 hess Mvsre2
e1sfIy y NtotA n - hantef. ~ knoRD ~
se1oEseees q - isvssensat an No knsN
~ enal>ro e ~ deDo1sel hnsAand. 001ner
go ~ lankegss oAyloe VII - hoft9 than
~ 1890 1ndsneef wonIa hays -. ~
I ~ Il v4Il = ccnesryattvs. and conservative
ahvica u Sdvteo lea1fnx. ~ taken. 70 ccnssrvar
~ q fInane1aI roepuyoes q he widow.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-03
~ Hahlt 81 Taaing Salts.

Firmly, but gently. let rs insist
that the good old fashioned home
remedies still hold their place u
our practice against Ill modern tn-
ventions; and salts To one Of the old
reliables. Yet reluctantly. but
frankly, We must confess that this
same old reliable 10 capable Of do
ing q powerful amount Of harm
when abused. And it is abuse TO
take salts whom you merely require
= laxative.
Under certain circumstances
nothing can be substituted for salts
when definite results are 10 be OBJ
tanned. BY salts We mean EPSON.
Rochelle, Glaubef's, Carlsbad. phos-
phate of soda. citrate Of soda, In
fact, any saline cathartic, natural
or artificial, plain. eifervescent or
disguised. But each and every kind
Of salts will do much harm IL habit
uaily or frequently taken merely
to move the bowel.
The action Of salts. no matter
which kind, IS very simple to ex-
plain. The saline has an affinity
for water and draws water from the
lining Of the bowel. This OF
course, causes irritation. to which
the bowel responds by increased
activity. Imagine the effect OF
daily irritation OF this kind over a
period of many months or years!
Some Of the salts, no matter
which kind. will be absorbed into
the blood and eliminated through
the kidneys. In the process Of
elimination the kidney is irritated,
and il the dose is q daily habit the
kidney will in time suffer. The
abuse Of salts is one of the many
causes Of kidney disease in later
life.
1t is not abuse to resort to q
dose of salts UPON rare occasions
or several doses il necessary. 1t il
not abuse to employ salts when
your physician prescribes such med.
ication for some particular purpose
other than moving the bowels 1t Is
abuse to take salts when a mildei
laxative will suffice, and it is abuse
to use salts merely for the purpose
of producing an evacuation.
One of the least unpalatable sa-
line laxatives and most effective
when properly prepared and taken
is the official solution of magne.
SUM citrate of the pharmacopoeia
This pleasant solution must be
, freshly prepared by the pharma.
cist on call, and the whole bottle