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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

dad fully expected an immediate de-
mand for similar outfit. But appar.
emily Robert had not been impressed
by the war paint and feathers. At
least so they thought, until ona eve
ming he startled them at dinaer ny de-
handing two pieces of meat and two
potatoes and two of everything. !"
Good for you, son!" cried his father
joyfully. "At last you're hungry?'
mo" replied the little fellow slowly
I'm not hungry. But I'm going to llt
just enough to get strcng enough tG
lick that Indian!"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
Helpful influence.

Are you in favor of votes for wom-
emf
st am,' replied Farmer Corntossel.
'sHannah has not yet succeeded in
votin' for winnin' candidate. l don't
know of anything better than the ball
lot fur convincin' a woman that she
can't always have her own way"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
A New Ambition.

Robert is a delicate little chap, lack
ing the usual hearty appetite of the
normal seven-year-tJd One day new
boy appeared in the neighborhood and
for week paraded up and down the
block clad in the full regalia of very
wild and woolly Indian. Mother and
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
Man Can Make Himself.

In the majority of instances a man
can do what he pleases with himself
can make what he wants to make of
himself. Things that get in his path
are not obstacles unless he choose to
regard them obstacles. Man is his
own maker
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
BUsTs OF FAMOUS ENGLIsEIMEN

says the Christian Science Monitor.
But head of Lord Nelson at the
side is more interesting. Each side
of the face is modelled differently, so
that the impression of a man of the
world is given as you look at the por-
trait from the left, and Of a dreamer
as you look at it from the right In
the one case the modelling is firm, in
the other soft. Even the eyes, for
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

The United Service club is one of
London's famous clubs in Pail Mall
for officers of the twin British serv-
fees. the navy and the army. Busts
.of naval and military heroes adorn
fhe hall The duke of Wellington,
with his stately and aristocratic look,
gazes down on members as they pass
through the main entrance. Honesty.
pride and dignity are written there,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
Face Value.

Bill-What part Of your face is
cheapest?
John-Dunno.
BiIl-Y'r nostrils; they are two for
a (s)cent
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

both are shown, are different. The
bust is a replica by the famous Eng
ish artist, Flaxman, the original OF
which is in possession of the family
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

Merely a Habit.

Old-timer says: its this way. A
fellow ships for his first cruise and
he likes it fairly well. He tries an.
other enlistment and he likes it bet
ter than the first. When he holds up
his hand for the third time, it gets
to be a habit."-The Leatherneck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
81 John DICKINSON SHERMAN

ONE time or other President Harding
may perhaps have chance to affix his
signature to an act of congress giving
to Sergt. Samuel Woodfll U. S. A.,
Fort Thomas KY, captains perma-
nent commission and retirement at that
rank. You see Sergeant Woodfill earned
his captaincy on the fighting line in
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

But the omnibus driver draws the
line at stage money.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

Rich men rarely have frivolous
opinions.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06
She Held 1t.

She Held 1t.
North-"We have but one pocket
book in our family" West-"Does
your wife ever give you any money!"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

Here come the Doughboys, with dirt behind their
Here come the Doughboys, their pay is in arrears;
The Artillery, the Cavalry and the lousy Engineers
They couldn't lick the Doughboys in 100000 years.
-OLD INFANTRY SONG
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

Some of the strange bedfellows that
politics makes, are enough to make
one lie awake nights.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

A Willing Husband.
An Atlanta man tells of a darby
who called at his house one afternoon
seeking work.
"All right" the darby was told,
There's ton of coal on the walk that
must be brought up"
But" the darby protested, "dat's
no work fo' lady! Ny wife does
washin'."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-01-06

To be truly out of the world is
never to hear any of the risque
stories.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
HONOR UNKNOWN u. S. DEAD
.. A. r. Opens 31st Annual Congress
at Capital With Memorial
Exercises.

Washington, April 19.-Memorial ex-
ercises at Arlington National cemetery
for the nations unknown dead of the
World war marked the days program
of the thirty-frst annual congress of
the Daughters Of the American RevO-
luton. Following an address at the
amphitheater by Mrs. George Maynard
Minor, president general of the So
ciety, the program included the laying
of a floral wreath on the tomb of the
unknown" soldier by the speaker, and
also by the state regents of the So
ciety. The congress heard addresses
by Secretary Hughes, Ambassador
Geddes and Ambassador Jusserand
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
CONDOR FLEES WITH CHILD
Swiss Infant Slightly Hurt When
Huge Bird Is Shot
Down.

Geneva, Switzerland, April 49,
Seizure of Swiss peasants baby by
a huge bird identified as a condor is
chronicled by the Oberlander Volks
Zeitung. The mother. while wedding
her garden on the slopes of the high
Hasliberg mountains, left the child sit
ting on a blanket on the grass. Her
husband, seeing the condor swoop
down and lift the infant into the air,
ran for his rife and shot the bird,
which fell so slowly that the youngster
was only slightly injured. The condor
had a wing spread of II feet 5 inches
and a beak 161a inches in length.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
U. S. ROADS ARE ON UPGRADE
Reports to Interstate Commerce Body
Show That Carriers Are Fac
ing Prosperity.

Washington, April 14.-American
railroads are on the upgrade to
prosperity, according to reports fled
with the interstate commerce commits
sion covering operating incomes for
February.
With only So roads showing deficits,
the total net income of all carriers
for the month was S47,762,6OO, COM
pared to a net deficit of $5,176,8 800, the
same month last year. This income
would produce an annual return of
4.57 per cent, the highest actually
earned since the war. and 167 per
cent higher than in January.
The Improvement in the railroad
finances was the response.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
SAYS RUSS FAMINE BROKEN
Walter Lyman Brown of American
Relief Body Says u. S. Now
Feeding 100000.

London, April 17.-"America has
broken the back of the biggest famine
in the worlds history" was the Easter
message given by Walter Lyman
Brown, European director of the
American relief administration in Rus
STA. 1--WE are by no means at the end
of our troubles, but we have initiated
a program calling for the feeding of
four times as many people as were
in the American army IN France at
the zenith. America is now feeding
100000 hungry Russian children and
adultS-"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
RUSSIANS STAY UNITED
STATES RELIEF WORKERS
Starving People Kill the Drivers of
Food Wagons and Seize Horses
for Food.

Paris, April IA number Of Amer
lean drivers of relief wagons in Rus
STA have been killed in the streets by
the famished populace, who seized the
horses for food, according to reports re-
ceived by American relief Organiza-
tons in Paris from the Ufa, Bashker
and Tohyliabui famine districts.
Two drivers for the American relief
administration were killed this week.
the reports said.
Several other employees Of the re-
lief administration, fearing their lives.
have quit their posts, the report add
ed. The danger has become so great
that it is no longer safe to venture into
the streets. People are being killed
every day, it was said. and the natives.
maddened from starvation, strip the
clothes from the bodies of their VIC
Tins.
The report said the Americans were
feeding 10000 sufferers in the Ufa
district, but that the death rate was
continuing undated. Cholera, small
pox, typhus and dysentery are raging
and the hospitals are destitute of sup
plies and extremely short of helpers.
Bitter cold and the complete absence
of fuel are adding to the sufferings.
The hospitals, nevertheless, are
choked with patients suffering from
serious disorders due to the eating of
poisonous food in their desperate i'm
poverishment.
The reports said people were eating
bark, roots, hides, dogs, cats and even
human flesh.
Geneva, April 14.-From 100000 to
100000 Russians will have died Of
famine before the next crops are har-
vested. according to a report received
from Captain Quisling. representing
the international relief organization
headed by DR.. FridtjOf Nansen. Cap
tain Quisling estimates the number of
sufferers on May at 100000 in the
region of Odessa and at 100000 In
each of the following affected regions:
Nicolaieff, Ekaterinoslav, DanetZ,
Kharkof, Krementchoug and Poltava.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1922-04-21
Home Buried in Slide; Two Killed

Seattle, Wash. April 15.-Charles
Habenstreit and his wife were killed
here ,whon their house at the foot of
cliff ON the outskirts OF the city
was buried under a landslide. Their
two sons. Carl and George. sixteen and
twelve wears old. escaped by leaping
through 4. Eindow when they heard
the roar of the slide.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
SENSATION OF The
MEDICAL WORLD
Calotabs, the Purified and Re-
fined Calomel Tablet Does Not
GRIPPE, Nauseate Nor Salivate.

The horrors of Saturday night Gallo
mel-taking are a thing of the past.
According to druggists, Calotabs the
de-nauseated calomel tablet is a grand
success, the triumph of modern phar-
macy. Not the slightest danger OF I'M
pleasantness attends its use and yet
it exhibits all the liver cleansing and
system purifying qualities OF the old
style calomel.
There can be no doubt that calomel
Is the most valuable and universally
useful of all medicines and now that
its Objectionable qualities have been
removed its popularity will have no
bounds One Calotab on the tongue at
bedtime, with a swallow of water
no taste no nausea, or unpleasantness
whatever. The next morning you are
feeling fine, liver clean, splendid ap-
petite. Eat what you pIease,-no dam
ger.
Beware OF limitations! Genuine Gallo
tabs are sold only in checker board
(biack and white) packages bearing
the copyrighted trademark "Calotabs"
The large, family size sells for thirty
five cents; vest-pocket size ten cents.
All dealers are authorized to refund
the price if you are not delighted with
Calotabs.-adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
A SAFE TEST

For those who are in need of a.
remedy for kidney troubles and back
aches, it is good plan to try Doan's
Kidney Pills. They are strongly recon-
mended by Pensacola people. Ask your
neighbor?
R. H. Pfeiffer, grocer, 100 W. Gov
eminent street, Pensacola, says: 'T
haven't had occasion to use Doans
Kidney Pills for several years but
can still remember the good this medi-
cine did for me. Before using Doan's
however, my kidneys were out of
condition, irregular and annoying in
action. My back was also sore and
lame. 1t didn't take Doan's Kidney
Pills long, however, to cure me of this
trouble. They fixed me up in good
shape again. can say that Doan's are
a fine kidney remedy. I don't hesitate
to recommend them to others" State
ment given June 6, 1879
January 3, 1922 Mr.. Pfeiffer said:
The cure spoke about in my state
ment of 1918 has proven lasting. 1
feel fit and in fine health now.
Thanks to Doan's Kidney Pills"
soc. at all dealers. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
MRS. BUTLER IS
OVERLOOKED AT
HER RECOVERY
Declares TanIac Gave
Her Complete Relief
After Everything
Else Failed to Reach
Her Case.

ct am overjoyed at the wonderful
good Tanlac has done me after had
suffered five years said Mrs. Mamie
Butler, 1858 Taylor street, Richmond,
Va.
Indigestion troubled me so long
had little hope of seeing another well
day. Nearly everything I ate soured
on my stomach and felt stuffy and
nauseated. The pains around my heart
were so dreadful and I felt so tight
across the chest I thought I would
suffocate. Black spots came before my
eyes and I almost fell over. I was
badly constipated and so run down
that often had to go to bed and stay
several days.
"But now 1 am well and happy for
Tanlac has fully restored me after
everything else failed. enjoy every
thing eat, my nerves are steady and
I get plenty Of restful sleep. Tanlac
deserves all my praise and thanks"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
USED 100000 POUNDS
COAL PUMPING WATER

A total OF 10, 100000 gallons of water
was the net output of the Pensacola wa
ter works during the month of May, ac-
cording to the monthly report submitted
at the regular weekly meeting of the
board of city commissioners. The daily
average was 2,26o.oo0 gallons. On May
4, the date on which the highest pumpage
was recorded, 2,744,ooO gallons was the
result. The lowest, 1,s47, 600 gallons, was
on May e. .
During the month the boilers at the
water works plant consumed $4,000 lbs.
of coal. which made an average of 1850
gallons of water pumped for each pound
of coal used. z ..e
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
ROTES WILL ENJOY
BIG MEET TONIGHT
Entertainment Committee Has Something
Good-Semmes May BE Back

''There is a destiny that makes men
brothers,
None walks his way alone,
All that we send into the lives Of others
Comes back to our own"
That Is the way that Acting Secretary
G. II. Collier, Of Pensacola's Rotary Club,
heads his weekly reminder to his fellow
members, urging them to attend the
meeting at the San Carlos hotel this
afternoon at the usual hour. The local
Rotes journeyed over to Daphne last
week and met the Mobile Rotarians and
everybody had a wonderful day There
is likely TO be some comments on the
trip made at the meeting this afternoon.
HAVE SOMETHING GOOD
Entertainment this week IS in charge
OF Rotarians Moore. Houston. and Touart
and it is rumored that they have some
thing worth while.
Oliver J. semmes, who was a delegate
from the local club TO the International
Rotary Convention at Los Angeles, is
scheduled to arrive back in the city to-
day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
FARM LOAN ASSN
PRAISES FLETCHER
National Association Endorse His Atti-
tude on Farm Loan Legislation.
ley eEoReE 4. MANNINel


WASHINGTON, d. c.. June 19.-The
Federation Of National Farm Loan AS
sociations at it's annual meeting held here
a few days ago adopted a resolution en-
dorsing the earnest and persistent eff
forts of Senator Duncan U. Fletcher of
Florida In behalf of Farm Loan Legisla-
ton and his loyalty to the agricultural in
terests.
The resolution reads in part as fol-
lows:
Be 1t Resolved. That the Federation of
National Farm Loan Associations in an
nual meeting assembled. does hereby
tender to Senator Duncan U. Fletcher,
it's earnest and heartfelt thanks for his
endeavors and beg to assure him that
its members throughout all the states
truly appreciate the effective work he
has done In their behalf and express the
hope that he viii not weary in well doing
until he has brought to successful ac-
complishment, the provisions of Senate
Bills S. $40 and S. 273.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
BIG Y. M. CA. CAMP
WILL Be HELD SOON
Dudley Gum Has Been Appointed
Assistant Director And Limo
Shields Is Cook

AS the final days before the big
annual camp Of the Y. NJ. C. A. are
here. the ''Y" building Is the scene of
activities for the preparation OF the
camp.
Camp Director Olsen has appointed
Dudley Gum, graduate of the Pensa-
cola high school this year, to be as
sistant camp director. The assistant is
well qualified to take the job for Gum
has not missed a camp since the first
annual camp four years ago.
Leave Friday Morning
The boys viii leave for Camp Fri
day morning on the Yacht Martha
with Capt. Dan sheppard. The return
trip viii be raaae Iuly 8.
The boys VIII have their old cook
OF two years uso with them and every
boy on the other camp knows that
Limo Shields can do some cooking.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
SANDERS TO TAKE
OVER WATER WORKS
One Move to Cut Down City Expenses
Part of Wharf Leased to
Government

Introduction Of an ordinance abolish
ing the office of superintendent of the
water works and shifting that depart
nent under the supervision Of the COM
missioner Of streets and public works,
and renewal, BY resolution, Of the
United States governments lease to
part of Pensacola's municipal dock,
were the outstanding features at the
regular meeting of the board Of city
commissioners yesterday afternoon.
Mayor J. H. Bayliss. Pensacola's new
mayor and the youngest that has ever
held the office, presided. Commissioner
Frank Sanders and F. r. Pou were
present.
Sanders to Conrtoi
The ordinance abolishing the job
which ]. L. Sweeney held down for a
number of years was placed on first
reading after its introduction. Under
It's provisions Commissioner Sanders
who now has charge Of the streets and
public works will have control over
the entire department. This is only
one Of the moves contemplated by the
new administration in which they are
seeking to cut down the expenses Of
maintaining the city government. The
position Of superintendent Of water de-
partment received $3.50 a month.
No mention of appointing building
inspector was made at the meeting
Yesterday. This is the only office that
now remains open.
Lease of Wharf
The city of Pensacola will receive
S125 per month, payable quarterly,
from the United States government for
the use of 100 feet on the east side
of Palafox wharf according to the res
olution providing for the lease Of the
property. In drawing the resolution
city Attorney John b. Jones made it
so read that the lease would in no way
prevent the city from making improve
ments to the newly acquired Palafox
dock property. It also provided either
the government or the city has the
right to control the lease upon thirty
days notice; that the government shall
keep any buildings now in its use in
good repairs.
City Reserves Right
The new lease was approved by
Lieut.. H. NJ. Elder, of the Quarter
masters Corps, u. S. Army, Fort
Barancas. and IT provides that the city
may use the part Of the dock leased
to the government at any time that
freight is not stored on it. The gov
eminent had a lease on tho same part
of the wharf named in the new lease
before the city purchased 1t some
time ago for a municipal dock, and
with slight changes the new lease is
identical with the old.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
SILLYADS
Copyright, 1920, by p. V. c. smith

Some men are peculiar. They blow
up their wives dozen times, and kick
if they have to blow up their tires
once. To be inflated with better gas.
stop at II. E. Root, Auto Supplies, 20
w. Garden street.
Our razors are so economical and
sharp, that they cut the I'll" out Of
shave and make it save. McHugh
Hardware, liz E. Wright, Phone 757.
Washing is a hard proposition in
France. They pound their clothes with
rocks. It's a soft proposition here, by
sending it to Merit Laundry and Clean
ing Co, Is w. Romano, Phone IS.
Should the man expecting his wife
to repair his shoes, marry a peach
cobbler? We fix shoes to your taste.
Millers Shoe Shop, 222 South Palafox
street. Phone GA.
Perhaps the reason many cities are
having crime waves, is because in or
der to see a wave everyone must be
at sea about it. When you wish to see
about it, If it's an auto, call on Ed.
Harris and Bob Drake, 1876 e. Inten-
dencia, Phone 440.
When a pipe bursts, remember that
although we have lots of business-we
can always attend to the overflow
Wicke Bros, III n. Palafox Street.
Phone 1874.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
AIR STATION WILL
GET IMPROVEMENTS
Landing Field to be Extended and
Concrete Runway Builded

Permanent improvements costing
s1S6,s91 win be made at the Pensacola
Naval Air Station within the near
future. The government recently let
three contracts for as many different
jobs totaling that amount, and it is
said that work will begin at once as
the time specified in the contracts
call for completion within a compare
lively short time.
Extend Landing Field
The latest contract let was to C. II.
Turner Company for an extension to
the landing field for airplanes for the
sum Of 9,501. The contract calls for
the construction of $4,000 square yards
of hard-surfacing similar to that part
of the landing field already built. Clay
Is to be used and the job is to be COM
pleted in $50 days. ....
Concrete Runway
The largest contract let was the one
to Doulott Williams Company for the
removal of the old timber dock and
the construction of a concrete run
way about 80 by 10 feet. and a strip
of paving along the waters edge SIS
feet wide and 1000 feet long. The con-
tract price for this part of the i'm
provement at the station was $4,000,
the work to be completed In 240 days
from date of contract.
Provide Water Supply
To cope with the alarming situation
in regards to the water supply at GER
tain seasons of the year, the govern
ment let a contract to C. H. Turner
Co, for the drilling of wells and in
Sailing certain other watering facili-
ties, and only recently contract was
awarded the Chicago Bridge and Iron
Co, for the construction of a tank with
a capacity of 100000 gallons to be
erected upon a tower 100 feet high.
The contract price for this, incorporat-
ed in the amount above. was $1,000
with a time limit Of 120 days.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
SUPT. PADERICK OF THE
CHRISTIAN CHI. RESIGNS

At the regular session of the Sunday
School of the Central Christian church.
A. f. Paderick resigned his position as
superintendent and desired that James
3. Perkins be elected in his stead.
]. c. Long is secretary and treasurer
and the teachers are Misses Mayme
freeman, Margaret Owsley, Ethel Pad
erick, Gladys Vaughn, Mrs. J. B. Vaughn,
Mrs. VIII Moore, Mrs. ]. C. Long, Mrs
Leach. J. B. Perkins, A. F. Paderick
and the minister, N. D. Weber. The
school has been organized about seven
months. 4
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
GOOD HELP IN SUMNER.

Indigestion causes worry, nervous
ness, sick headache, biliousness, coated
tongue, bad breath, bloating, gas, con-
stipation and constant distress. Henry
G. Thorne, 1902 Harrison Ave. Boston,
Mass, writes: "Since taking Foley
Cathartic Tablets I feel fine" They
cleanse the bowels, sweeten the stom-
ach and invigorate the liver. Cause no
pain, no nausea. Not habit forming
just a good. wholesome physic. Sold
Everywhere. - Advertisement.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
KNOX LAYMEN'S ASSN
BUSINESS MEET TUESDAY

Knox Layman's Association viii have
a very interesting meeting at the church
Tuesday, June 20, y. m. All members
and those interested urged to attend.
Also the officers of Knox church re-
quested to attend business session to
be held just after prayer meeting
Wednesday night.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-06-20
CHRIST CHURCH MEMS
CLUB MEETS TONIGHT

The Mems Club OF Christ Church will
hold it's monthly meeting in the guild
quested that each member of the club be
present as there will be very important
meeting. Members are asked to phone
Mr.. White at No SO before noon II they
will be in attendance.