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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
The Tower Babel 81 81
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TO the photograph. exactly 500
pounds. How would YOU ike 10
have this weighty trio on a step
ladder with you or on one OF the Old
fashioned swinging bridges
A. f. Patchin. Of the Consumers
Service. says that Ed. V. Price is
lust crazy TO have Collins come with
him 10 play the famous advertising
role we have all seen 80 many times.
WHO'S Your Tailor?" And Bill
Woolums. also OF the Consumers
Service. observes that he should say
Ed. Y. Price was crazy II he wanted
Mr. Collins cause Cupie would GER
tainIy eat Ed. out Of house and
home.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

"Cuple' Collins late of the oliver
mess, who is now in P.ttsburg with
the Consumers Service company.
writes in that he is we'll ard happy.
and sends US a photograph OF him
self and two little playmates stand
ing out in front OF an eating place in
Pittsburg "Cupie's" playmates are
shown 10 weigh but 371 and 32S
pounds. and Cupie weighs. according
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE.

VETS Plan Campaign 10 Elect
Anti-Drys 20 Capital" We are try
ing 10 think OF a corresponding head
line. We believe we have H. II
runs something like this, armstrong
lIeans to Buy a Rolls-Royee in the
Fall"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
OtherE ditors Than Ours
SPEED.
columbus Citizen D

SPEED.
columbus CitizenO
When Andrew Jackson went 10 Washington as
president u took him 80 days make the trip from
Tennessee
The other day, Bert Acosta flew eos miles an hour
his Wildcat airplane
A. Oriy France. the worlds largest biplane is
tested out. Il travels 100 miles an hour carrying
cargo 81 seven tons, including % passengers.
We travel faster now, but YOU notice there are
fewer Andy Jacksons
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

and though I'm not afraid
Since I have grown 20 mans estate
I've Piled another trade
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
Vudor Shades Are Ventilating

The
landaU
ceiling porch remainder of the shade being closely protects
one rom o
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
Your Porch Should Be the Peasantest Place of All Your
Home on Even the Warmest Summer Days if You
Have VudCr Ventilating Porch Shades

how much pleasure and comfort you would have you could use your
living where could live both night and day
dya comfo perhaps
delightful the hot uy dining Or perhaps you would
IN the bedrooms unbeaabIe
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

Modern politics consists Of a race
OF both the big parties to grab the
most promising issues
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
Az EXCIPTION

A dramatic critic is the only man
We know or who makes money by
knocking
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
~ rHE EnITOR.s MAIL.

Dear Bill:-Another news kid was
in here one day last week and
subscribed for the Tower. Sorry
you didn't say something about it
sooner
Anyhow 1 don't see what you
want with a bicycle as I notice in
1odays issue you will soon be on
the streets again in your phord
With best wishes for your sue
cess, and with kind personal re-
CARDS
WARREN dollar Down MILLER
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

And so he's dead but just the same
Wen miss him like the deuce
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
WORTH THE TRIP

Russia got some-hing out OF the
Genoa conference. She didn't have
20 feed the delegates who attended.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

Keith Preston observes that Gen.
Wood is safe and exchanging mes
sages with the world again, after the
world had fretted and fumed for "a
hours at losing touch with him. The
world rejoices over his safety, but.
Of course. II there had been no radio
the world would not have worried
quite 30 much. This little incident
is a reminder OF how radio has put
apron strings upon romance. Hence
forth all mariners. explorers and ad-
venturers anywhere will travel under
leash. The great dive into the un-
known IS no longer possible with
civilization tugging at her sons coat
tails via radio.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

A man that kicks on South Bend
in its present period Of expansion
and prosperity and more 10 come.
ought. we believe, 20 be made 70 live
In Rolling Prairie.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
Vudor Shades Are Self Hanging

the shade
through rolled
No boring
thehI hookth pagainin
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

That's no lie. you can't get away
with anything these Gays. For If
radio don't catch. you. the general
counsel OF the Saloon league
Will.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

When a man gets shot in Chicago
It's perfectly reasonable that they
would call il a natural death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

Very few good cooks stay single.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

And there's no doubt about ii. that
this fellow would probably listen TO
reason:
Bill:-Hell's fire II am already
having for two subscriptions.
L. r. GREENAN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

There's another subscription we
nearly got. Here's another one we
had a narrow escape on:
Biu:-Glad 20 say 1 have been tax
ing your paper ever since I arrived
in town. 1 read the evening edi-
ton because IL takes too much time
from my work 20 read your morn
ing edition Then l am afraid your
Tower Of Babel stuff might get in
20 nv sermons since / work on
them in mornings.
REV. a. r. MONGER.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27
Vudor Shades Come in Many Colors

All Vudor porch shades made in oil coors to
and with care they will last from six to ten more
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-27

Some OF these new drivers think train should
take 20 the woods when it sees them coming
Evening star., 1922-07-25
IN BATHTUB THREE YEARS;
SPINAL WOUND FATAL
Lieut.. MacKa1l Kept in Water at
Same Temperature as Body.
Case Unparalleled.

BALTIMORE. Md, July 25.-Lieut.
Milton B. Mackall, who for the last
three years had lain in a bathtub at
the Fort McHenry Hospital as a re-
suit of wound received in the world
war. died last night. He was con-
scious almost until the last The case
Of Lieut. Mackall was without parallel
in the military annals Of the country
Maj. A. p. Herring decided that keep
ing him in a bath tub filled with tepid
water. the exact temperature of his
body. would offer the one hope of an
eventual cure and at the same time re-
lieve the suffering. Floating bags were
used to support his body.
He was the only patient not re-
moved from the hospital when the
grain elevators of the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad burned several weeks ago.
Physicians believed his removal would
be fatal. Attendants remained with
him. however. in case removal should
become necessary as q last resort.
The wound which caused his para
lysis and death was suffered October
16. 1918, when a German shot him in
the back as he crossed No Mans
Land. One of the bullets partially
several his spine cord and for nearly
four years leading physicians of this
country and Europe used all their
skill and knowledge to aid him in
the fight against death.
For six months he received treat
Evening star., 1922-07-25
MOONSHINERS TERRIFY
MINNESOTA RESIDENTS
Citizens of Kingsdale Appeal to
State and Federal Officials
for Protection.

By the Associated Fress.
MINNEAPOLIS, Mimi, July 25.-
Terrorized. they said. by moonshiners
overrunning the district, citizens of
Kingsdale, forty miles south Of Duluth.
yesterday appealed to state and federal
authorities for aid, declaring their viii
lage has become the center of organized
liquor dealings, extending throughout
Minnesota.
The village has been terrorized by
moonshiners since last fall. Citizens
reporting to Gov. Preuis told of a raid
last winter. when twelve armed men
rode through one street. shooting out
windows and firing at people in the
streets. They never were captured.
Later he said, there were wild dances
and liquor orgies, with fights constantly
occurring.
Before the moonshinerS dynamited
the Grace Hotel last week they man.
handled the railroad station agent and
bound him. SO that he could not send
out any word of the dynamiting. The
town has no telephone.
Evening star., 1922-07-25

captain Of the Royal and Ancient Golf
Club at st. Andrews, and there is
every probability that tho fixture will
be treatsd a. one of utmost in
tersst and importance throughout
Evening star., 1922-07-25
CHILDREN OF PHILIPPINES
FEEL SCHOOL ECONOMY

MANILA, p. l., June 15.-Approxi-
mately 100000 children out Of the
estimated total number Of children
Of school age Of 1,79S,O00 were ad-
mitted to the public schools when the
sessions opened this week, according
to the bureau of education. This is
nearly the same number as attended
school last year, the policy of the
bureau this year being simply to keep
open the present schools and not to
open new ones owing to the neces-
sity of economy.
The average cost of instruction Is
approximately $11.5O a pupil per year.
Evening star., 1922-07-25

golf,ng circles in Great Britain. The
princes first ball from the tee will
be redeemed in traditional fashion
and will become . treasured posses
sion Of tho club.
Evening star., 1922-07-25
Chair cushions, 81
Oak foot stool, 81
Tots pantie and
or9andie dresses,

Short-waisted and childish straightline
effects, in yellow, blue, orchid, pink and
white organdie. Pantie dresses of plain
chambray, checked gingham and white
lnAu'A'' erhlrd floor,
Evening star., 1922-07-25
Children's shoes

Sandals and oxfords, 80
in mahogany and tan n
leather uppers and
all-leather inner and L
outer soles. Sizes S
to 8, S1a to II, 1l1z to 2; for
children 2 to II years.
Third foor.)
Evening star., 1922-07-25

ment in hospitals IN France, but his
condition became worse and the
French authorities said his case was
hopeless. Despite his intense suffer-
ing, however, Lieut.. Mackall never
lost hope. In June, 1918, he was taken
to Fort McHenry Hospital.
Evening star., 1922-07-25
WALES TAKING VACATION.
Few Public Engagements to Be On.
dertaken for Three Months.

LONDON. July with the excep-
tion Of a luncheon given in his honor
by the City of London Corporation,
the Prince of Wales will undertake
few. IL any. public engagements dur
ing the next three months.
Toward the end of September 1t is
probable he will play himself in" as
Evening star., 1922-07-25

a parcel containing $4,000 and some
small change.
The bandits overlooked another par
Gel containing $4,000 which was bk-
ing carried by mcdonnell and which
the latter dropped in high grass when
attacked.
Evening star., 1922-07-25
HEART DISEASE FATAL.

Abraham Winer, fifty-five years
old. S01 Az street southwest. died
suddenly from an acute attack of
heart diease yesterday morning at
his residence. Acting Coroner Mar
tyn issued a certificate of death from
natural causes.
Evening star., 1922-07-25
BANDITS MISS $40. 600. ]

SUDBURY. Ontario, July 26.-Pay-
master Stephenson and Cashier Mac
Donnell Of the Mond Nickle Company
were held up by three masked men
near Coniston yesterday and robbed of
Evening star., 1922-07-25
UKELELE MAN DEAD. .
Honolulu Inventor Used Cigar Box
in Perfecting Instrument.

By the Associated Press
HONOLULU, T. H., July 12.-Man-
uel Nunes. inventor Of the ukulele.
the musical instrument Of Hawaii,
died at his home here Of heart dis
ease after a long illness His death
brought to light that. contrary to
general belief. the ukulele was known
to the Hawaiians only after the ad-
vent of the white man. Nunes was
born In Funchal, Madeira, in 1S45,
and came to the islands in 1878. The
following year he fashioned q rude.
guitar like instrument with a cigar
box and a few strings. 1t was from
this that the ukulele of today was
evolved.
Evening star., 1922-07-25
Lingerie blousei

Numerous styles in Il
attractive lace trim XII
med and tailored eff "
fects. Cross-bar and Il
striped voiles in white =
and flesh.
tThird noor.)
Evening star., 1922-07-25

"a
wide range of neat patterns heei ana
Mems underwear, Mems 81
garment, 81 nsw ras ana pd'
Wallace linen mesh shirts Wide va
and drawers; cool and un- checks
usually long-wearng: Shirts :.
IS to As Drawers, SO to A. Mems ii
Mems gloues, 2 prs, 81 sR EIRer teu si
Meyers and Van Raalte silk seasons
gloves, in chamois and cham comblna'
payne shades. Broken sizes.
Boys base ball uniforn
Complete outfit, including shirt, pants, b
Sturdy gray base ball cloth, with navy
ming. Sizes to IA years.
Boys blouses, 3 for 81
Madras and high-count percales; collar,
sttarhed or Eton collar styles; white and
fancy striped effects. Sizes 9rS,id Years aast
Boys hats, 3 for 81
Straw hats in this seasons shapes and
colors MILDLY wash hats, in gray, brown
ana sreen' All SiAeS' Third noor>
Bows Wash Pants, 2 for 81
Covert cloth, crash-a few khakis and
Datona cloths. Knickers in sizes to 10
years; straight knee pants in sizes to .
years ,r,,-. ,..,
Boys couerups, 2 for 81
Khaki and blue denim; neatly trimmed with
red; drop seat Made with riVeted put
tons that won't come off, Sizes 3toz
Boys oueralls, 2 for 81
Blue denim that wears like canvas-seft
and piable, with deep bib and shoulder
straps; large pockets. Sizes to 10 years.
Boys bathing suits, 81
Blue jersey trimmed with white colors
One-piece California style approved at
Tidal Basin). Sizes to 16 years;
Folding laUn settees, 81
Just so persons can share in this offering:
Natural-fnsh seat and back. Red painted
frame.
Bath mirror and rack, 81
White enameled bath mirror with towel
rack. 12x15-inch SIZE
Chinese baskets, 81
Fancy work baskets of durable split bam-
boo; decorated with fancy beads, coins and
silk tassels.
Chair cushions, 81
All-cotton-filled cushions covered with cre-
tonne. Box-edge style; closely tufted:
Blackening box, 81
Fumed oak, with hinged lid and foot stand;
compartment for shoes and polish.
Fourth noor.)
Oak foot stool, 81
Fumed oak stool in mission style; padded
1eatherette top. 1lx15-inch size.
Tots pantie and 81
organdie dresses,
Short-waisted. and childish straightline
effects, in yellow, blue. orchid, pink and
white organdie. Pantie dresses of plain
chambray, checked gngham and white
Madras erh,,s floor,
MILDLY blouses, ,
styles for girls and women, a 81
/ Lonsdale jean, galatea and III i r
L Palmer linen: braid trimmed;
Il so4ne with emblems sleeves 2
l Laced front regulation /
/ style. Not all sises in all styles /
/ to ~ and - to A.
The Washington times., 1922-04-10
The Child Mind
WHAT GOES ON IN THE MIND OF YOUR CHILD?
By Dr. VIM McKeeyert ory and definite factors in

ocy~snd become definite factors In
his decision and conduct.
IL is. In a sense, the Secret
place Of the Most High" this sub.
conscious memory of the growing
personality. To fill II full of good
ly ideals and stimulating sugges-
tons during the years OF elasticity
is to lay the ground work for a
splendid psychioal force TO become
available for later service.
Let us not be in a hurry to per-
feet the mind and morals of our
younger generation, Let us give
greater heed, however, to the sub
consciousness as q physical stor-
age battery for future use. Just
now the problem Is not so much
what comes out of the mind as ex-
preston and conduct, but rather
what goes into the mind of our
boys and girls as ideas and ideals.
These, rightly stored up and
placed. will in future time posi-
lively control the character Of our
sons and daughters. 1t will finally
be with them. "as he thinketh in
his heart so is he" But II he has
nothing worth while in his heart
I'm his subconsciousness - to
think; then, where Is he, and what
can he hope to BET
The Washington times., 1922-04-10
Get Rid of Bugs
PEST BITES CONTAIN ORGANISMS OF DISEASE.
By Brice Belden NJ d.. The accidental Occurrences Of

. The accidental occurrence of
the bug il not a Disgrace; 1t
appears In the best regulated
household. But its continued
presence il a proof that those
who harbor It have little or no
regard for health.
When the pest bites II first
anchors itself TO the skin, then
sinks its gutter-shaped Jaws into
the victim, extracts blood, and
meanwhile injects its own saliva
containing, perhaps, the organ
isms of disease.
Gasoline destroys both the adult
bugs and the eggs. IL may be
injected into cracks and crevices
with an atomizer, brush or
feather. OF course. repapering
and painting and the scrubbing
brush, soap, hot water and wash
ing soda OF lye are in order.
Fumigation with sulphur II effic-
acious. Other useful extermin-
ators are oil OF turpentine. coal
oil, OF a solution Of one ounce Of
corrosive sublimate to one pint Of
alcohol
The Washington times., 1922-04-10
Aged Tree Stun,ps.
A HUNDRED MILLION YEARS OLD

Miller, author of 1.-The Geological
History of New York State" "of
the great groups of highter verte-
brates. which gradually became
more complex and diversified and
finally eliminated in man himself"
There were apparently great for
ests of these DeVonian trees. Those
whose ramains have been found
are related to the cycads, a fading
group OF plants. Of which the ginko
tree is an existing species. The cy-
cads are gymnos, or naked-seeded,
plants, and some bear an outward
resemblance to huge, thick-stem-
med ferns.
II is likely that the huge trunks
. found in the Schoharie valley were
surmounted by relatively low-sta-
tured, busy heads. They also are
described as having borne fruits
like maple keys on the tips of
strap-shaped leaves"
But the great thought is that
these forests, and the animal life
around and in them, and the sea
that washed the mud about their
roots, and the mountains that
looked down upon them, were all
things of a time millions of years
anterior to man, and unless we ac-
- cept the evolutionary idea, we see
no sign that, in any sense what
ever. the earth was created with
reference to the eventual coming
of man.
Unless those vanished types Of
Devonian fishes that swan in the
waters Of the inland sea, along the
shores clothed by the ancient Scho-
harie forests, were truly ancestral
to the Vertebrates which culmi-
mated in man, then all connection
Is broken, and X becomes, ,impossi-
BILE to believe that the earth was
deliberately intended as a theater
for man.
The traditions Of his special Gre
alton then become only the records
of an accident, or an after-thought,
The assertion of his sudden APP
pearance, with no genetic relation
ship to the Bnimals who preceded
him, should, In order to acquire
plausibility. explain why man Ia a
oopy Of the vertebrate type In
every particular, and why he In
equally a copy OF the type of the
mamRmls, n yet more specialized
group leading directly up to hu-
man motherhood.
On the other hand, how beauti-
full Is the conception that God, to
whom a thousand or a million of
years are as a flash of lightning.
found pleasing exercise for His
creative energy in the. to us, slow,
evolution OF the world and its in
- NhWAV.rA he
folding of infinite powers which
He had planted like a seed in the
bosom OF the original chaos.
The Washington times., 1922-04-10
BY Garrett p. Serviss,
ity on Subjects Of Scientific
Interest.

ity on Subjects Of Scientific
Interest.
n AM deeply interested in the
"Devonian forests" whose re-
Gently uncovered remains,
rooted in the shaly rocks in the
bottom OF the schoharie Valley
near Gilboa, N. Y, have been de-
scribed by DIR. Clarke. the direo-
tor OF the admirable State Museum
at Albany, where members of the
Legislature ought to pass a few
hours every week. To me the
Schoharie IL the most beautiful of
rivers, for the same reason that
ones mother is the ideal and per-
fection of womanhood.
was born within sound of the
Schoharie's voice, learned to
first ship (six feet long, on it's
banks, and navigated II with an
apron for a sail: my earliest fish
ing was done in its slippery,
flashing rapids; the only song I
ever wrote was composed in
praise OF its roaring waters"
and its mighty banks of blue"
and in its rocky bed first be-
held the medals of creation" re-
mains of the worlds life in the
ancient Devonian period, the
sight of which. together with
what / read in a stray book on
geology which had escaped the
local censors, did more 20, free
my mind than all the schools
have attended.
Now they have found petrified
stumps of trees, some having
trunks az much as two feet In d.
ameter, with their roots still
reaching downward for a grasp on
what was once the muddy bot.
tom of a marsh at the, edge OF
an inland sea which then covered
the interior Of New York State,
on the very ground where the
blue Catskills at this day lift
their smoky forms into the Rum'
mer sky.
When an organic shape has
once been impressed upon matter
by vital forces, as In the bones
of an animal, or the trunk cf a
tree, how marvelously II some.
times endures, defying time to
destroy its likeness. though lrs
chemical substance may he
changed. These petrified trees
found buried in the antique rocks
of the Schoharie Valley may he "A
hundred million years old And
yet their botanic characters can
still be deoiphered.
They are millions of years more
ancient than the famous forests
OF the Carboniferous period whose
remains were altered into coal beds.
Through all that vast stretch OF
time. while seas and lands have
been changing places, while the
mightiest mountain ranges now on
the earth have been coming into
existence, while the animal and
plant life of the globe has been de-
veloping In a wondrous panorama
OF advancing evolution, these old
stumps have stood with their feet
fast In the petrlfied mud that once
nourished them. moistened by the
waters Of now long vanished sea,
in which swan Devonian fishes,
"the progenitors," says Professor
The Washington times., 1922-04-10
OLD FROCKS
LIKE NEW
Tillson, her
NV Rita Stuyvesant-

THIs is the season when every
one desires new frocks and
suits, and II one must wear
clothes from last spring they may
easily be freshened or brought
up to date by a few simple ae-
cessories. Three-piece suits are
now more fashionable than the
two-piece variety, 30 now Is the
time to add one more piece to your
costume.
A suit from last season may be
made over into an ultra-smart cos
tune as was a navy tricotine suit
with simple two-piece skirt asd
flare box coat, deliberately braided
in henna -colored soutache braid.
To the skirt was added an over
blouse OF henna-colored Canton
crepe, plentifully beaded and cut
with short kinmno sleeves and the
fashionable oval neck.
This blouse was purchased ready
made, and was attached to the
skirt at the hips. the skirt being
cut and sewed up onto the
crepe. Narrow bands OF the henna
crepe bound the collar and cuffs OF
the Jacket, and the blouses formed
an attractive vest at the front.
When the jacket was removed a
stunning two-tone frock was seen.
A narrow girdle OF the material
confined the fullness Of the blouse
a little below the normal waistline.
Perhaps you have one OF those
tan or beige twill suits that were
so popular last season, and you do
not like the effect Of a waist and
skirt when the jacket is removed.
Why not try cutting the skirt off
at the top, about at the hips ire
moving slit pockets In this way)
and adding an upper blouse Of to-
bacco brown Canton crepe. This
may be elaboratly embroidered in
tan apd brown worsted on fine
gold Beads, and would thus make a
smart frock to complete a three
piece suit.
With a gray suit you might try
a blouse of periwinkle blue crepe,
with gray embroidery, and a small
blue hat to match. Gray pumps
and hosiery and a periwinlle blue
handbag might be added to the
costume.
In adding the skirt to the blouse,
IL In not necessary to cut the ma
terial evenly at the hips, for II
may be cut up in front and back, :
and lower on both sides in squares.
There Is no quicker or more sim
pie way to bring a frock up TO
date than TO add a broad girdle OF
contrasting color, and allow IL TO
hang below the skirt on the left
side, to effect the uneven hem
that is so interesting this season.
Gorgeous ribbons are now offered
in the shops and these make excel
lent girdles.