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The Washington times., 1922-10-18
FATHER WALSH WRITES OF
PAPAl RELIEF IN CRIMEA

From the Crimea comes word to
Georgetown University that the Rev.
Edmund A. Walsh. s. j., formerly
regent OF the School OF Foreign
Service. is taking active charge OF
The work Of the Papal Relief Ex
pedition. and expects TO be caring
for 10000 helpless children in
short time.
For nearly two years Father Walsh
has hraved the pestilence in Russia
in humanitarian work for the Ameri
can Relief Association. Recently he
returned to Washington to make a
personal report to President Hard
ing and Secretary Hoover. on con.
ditiOns in Russia. and left, few
months ago to assume charge of re.
lief work conducted through the co.
operation of the Holy See.
Father Walsh's letter explained
that upon his arrival the Soviet gov.
ernment requested the Papal Relief
Expedition TO concentrate in the
Crimea. where suffering is at its
worst. instead of scattering It's forces
over Russia. 1t is planned. he wrote,
10 merge the work. at the beginning.
with that of the American Relief As.
SoCiation
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
WILL
FLY HERE FOR
BIC BARBECUE
Six AirpIanes Full Expected for
Immense Outing on
| Saturday.

Six airplanes full of Shriners are to
come from Philadelphia to Washing.
ton Saturday morning for the big
barbecue and outing Of Almas Tenn
pie, to be held at the Noyes farm.
Sligo. Md, the Almas Temple head.
quarters learned today.
Who the flying Shriners will be or
the time they expect TO leave the
Quaker City has not yet been an
nounced. A communication from the
Philadelphia temple merely an.
nounced that the party was leaving
"the quickest way 1t knew how and
that IL was going to take Il long time
going home"
The barbecue plans are now practi'
cally completed. Several hundred
automobiles are expected to be in
the caravan, which will leave the
Ellipse at 80 o'clock Saturday aft
ernoon. The big column of cars will
be decorated with Shrine devices. The
column will pass the Almas Temple
building on Thirteenth street near G
northwest, and will then proceed
north to Massac chusetts avenue. west
&c sixteenth street, and north, by way
of Sixteenth street, Alaska avenue
and Georgia avenue to the District
line at Silver Spring.
The first barrel OF camel's milk
ever shipped 10 the eastern part of
the United States has left FL Jcbei
Temple. Denver. after completing
the first lap from the camel ranch
Of Noble J. II. Jenkins, at San Jacinto.
Cal. The shipment is expected TO
arrive here Friday. In case of delay,
however. II will be picked up by air.
pane and rushed to Washington in
time for the barbecue. Owing to the
limited quantity available, the milk
will be apportioned by lot among the
mobiles.
OrganiZatio Of the general Almas
Temple committee! to be known as
the board Of control" was practical.
~ completed today by the appoint
ment of two additional Chairmen.
This brings the total number nf chair
men appointed to twcnty.eight and
leaves but three vacancies.
Today's appointments. made by
lllustrious Potentate Leonard L.
Steuart. are: Col. NJ. A. Winter. chair
man Of the committee on service
and information, creation of which
was directed by the Imperial Council
and Edgar c. Snyder. OF Tangier
Temple, Omaha. Neb., now an hon.
orary member OF Almas Temple. fol
lowing his recent appointment as
United States marshal, chairman OF
The entertainment Connittae.
Appointment of the membership
Of the publicity committee was com,
pleted today by the appointment OF
the following new members: J. r.
Rice and r.. V. Harris, the Wash,
ington Herald: Maynard +. Iepp and
Harold Keats. the Washington News;
Arthur Marks and Ira p. Brnnelj
the Washington Post: W. H. Land
voight and George Adams Howard.
the Washington Star. and G. Logan
Payne and Joseph s. Edgerton. The
Washington Tines.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
zANZIG TO MANIFEST BY
HECHT COMPANY RADIO

II YOU are anxious to know what
YOUR husband is dOing-or maybe
your wife, or your sweetheart. or
your boy fr.end"-ask Prof. Zan.
zig. He knows
If you want to know what ever
became of the soldiers bonus
Or how old is Ann. or
When will the District get "A
iVe-Cent fare
Just ask the professor, who will
broadcast the answers from the
powerful radio station operated by
,he IleCht Company. beginning
early Friday night.
Prof. Zanzig, who knows all about
,hings in the spirit world; not
only vii. he tell you what you wish
10 know, but the radio Will let the
wrllknown general public on the
inside 0f your secret unless You
veil your inquiry by means of Il
private code.
All inquiries should hC addressed
- mail to lrOf. nm z. care Of
T. Il"cht Company who promises
:" answer mOsi everything that 5
asked. inc uding he solution OF
Einsteir's relatiN y theory and
DthCr ~ nplc problems.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
DEBTORS ASK A RECEIVER
FOR PUBLISHING CONCERN

Charles II. Potter & Co.. printers.
at 423 Eleventh street northwest
today filed suit i'm the District
Supreme Court against r. r. John.
son. Inc, and Dora A. Bacon. for
tho appointment OF receiver. Tn"
plaintiff. represented by Attorneys
G. u. Ahalt and II. s. Barger. says
that the defendants were compil.
ers of biographies and publishers
nf THE Makers Of America" and
that upon the death of B. F. John.
son. tho president of the concern.
". n. Hull was elected. but that
upon the death OF the latter no
one was named to I'll the oftic,.
The plaintiffs add that thev hold
II claim against defendants for
printing and publishing and deC!arc
that Dora A. Bacon was the secrc.
tary Of the concern which had its
offices at 1927 F street northwest.
but which ceased to do bust.
ness September 80. It is alleged
by the plaintiffs that Miss Bacon
has filed suit against the fjr'n for
about $500 salary and has '2ken
possession of the property. The
plaintiffs ask that she give an &C.
counting and turn over all its prop.
"rtN to receiver
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
FORM MATHLET|C
CLUbFOR C|TY'S
N.E.SECT|0NS
Ministers and Business Men
and Youths-Griffith Ten
ders Park for Ball.

An athletic club. where 'oung
men Of all Crccds will be welcome
and from which all forms OF clean
sport will be developed. is TO I've
established in the lexington. Bloom
ingdalC section of the city. it was
determined at a mass meeting last
night. under the auspices of the
Quincy Athletic Club, at Emery
School.
There are great possibilities for
such an organization" the Rev. Flu.
gene A. Hannah said. I'VE expect
to make II a model for every com.
munitY in the District It is a
great thing when our community
can all meet on common basis
for one common end.
"The young men who for more
than year have kept together a
nucleus for the proposed new club
have already done good work for
our neighbOrhood
The Rev. Hugh T. Stevenson,
nas'or Of Bethany Baptist Church,
lauded tho efforts OF the promoters
OF the club. aud pledged to Civ" the
undertaking his best efforts. Should
difficulty he experienced in obtain.
ing site for the dubious" that
promised to furnish the site
Clark Griffith. president of the
Washington Baseball Club. ad
dressed the meeting on "Clcan
Sport" He rendered the club the
use of the American League Park
for its baseball gam"s when they
do not conflict with he league
schedule. and said he would head
the subscription list when II Is
started.
Thomas p. Brown. president Of
the Dominican Lyceum. told Of the
success of the Lyceum. tracing II
from the beginning to its present
position among athletic orgauiza.
lions Of the city.
About forty businr.s men Of the
lexington district havc agreed TO
give financial aid to the club when
the present project reaches the sage
whore their help Is needed.
Nine ministers In the community.
representing both Catholic and
Protestant denominations. are 'ak.
inE an active part in the formation
II the club.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
WHAT'S DOING
Today and Tomorrow
Today.


Meeting-Connecticut Avenue CitLzens
y. IN,
Card party-womens City Club, %
Jackson place northwest. 8 y. m.
Meeting-Board Of Education. Frank
lin school, $3.50 p. m.
Meeting-Dtxie Chapter. L. d. c..
Confederate Home. y. IN.
Recitsl-Alice S. Morse, 1871 I street
northwest. 8 p. m.
Meeting-Better Business Association.
Washington Hotel. all day.
Meeting-American Dietetics Associs e
tion. New Willard Hotel, all day.
Meeting-Rsilway Fire Protection As.
societ ton. willard Hotel all day.
Address = Clarence Roberts Demo-
cratic candidate for Congress. Mt. Rain
Card psrty-Gsvei club 7ls Thir-
teenth street northwest, 8 p. m.
Locture-Dr. r. L. Hosmer and DR..
william Fitzgerald. Washington school
Meeting - Parent Teachers Associa-
tion. weightman school. I p. m.
Convention-Sunday school institute
Of the District. Episcopal Church Of the
Outing-Red Trisns-e Club. Meeting
ut Twelfth and Pennsylvsnia avenue
Meeting Society rcr Philosophical In.
quiry. Public Library. evening.
Tomorrow.
Meeting Washington societss Rosi.
CruCisna in America, p. III.
Reception Womcn's Guild or the
Atkinson. 1897 Twelflh street northwest.
Mcciins ,no,c, 'Crun. is.s Madison
street northwest, evening.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18

MILITARY MEN
. GET MOST COAL
Public Utilities Commission IN
vestigates and Will See JUS
tice Done-Denials.

The Public Utilities Commission
has notified Secretary Of War
Weeks and Secretary of the Navy
DENLY that numerous complaints
have been received that army, navy
and marine corps officers and en-
listed men have been receiving more
coal from the Government fuel yards
than the private consumer Is re-
ceiving in Washington.
In calling attention to these com.
plants, the commission asks that
such action as necessary be taken.
This liz presumed to be an indirect
request of the commission to see
just conditions prevail.
The Secretaries have referred the
matter to those in charge of coal
distribution In their departments.
Brig. Gen. c. l.. McCawley. quarter.
master of the marine corps. as a rep
resentatirc Of that organization, re-
piled - The commission today.
General McCawley's Statement.
General McCawley said that Off
GERS and enlisted men were only re
ceiving such sizes and quantities of
coal as are reasonable and absolutely
necessary. and in no cases to exceed
a one-month supply.
This office" said General Nc.
Cawley, has collected data on the
entire yearly requirements of it's
patrons. together with type of fuel.
using equipment installed in each
particular case, and has also
record OF last years consumption Of
coal at these places. With this in.
formation at hand the control and
distribution OF coal may well be
handled without discrimination.
This office is in perfect accord
with the wishes of the.Public Utilities
Commission in the method OF distri.
button of the domestic sizes OF anthra.
cite coal. and ii is believed that a re.
view Of the acquisitions from this
office 10 the Government fuel yards
will substantiatc this"
The commission first laid the
complaints before Secretary OF the
Interior Fail. lie in turn replied
that all the coal at the govern.
ment yards was distributed on
acquisitions of the departments
and that he had referred the com
plaints 10 Secretaries Weeks and
DENLY.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
Discovered At Last
A Senator Without
A Single "Vice"
eoesRsosST ~ IARsIs . E~Esc

A Senator without a single
"vice' has Just been discovered.
He does rot smoke.
He does rot chew.
He does not drink coffee.
He likewise abstains from tea.
He is ignorant OF the taste
of alcoholic stimulants.
He doesn't know a spade from
a heart or Il deuce from lack.
He has never danced and
doesn't intend to.
He has never fallen a victim
to golf.
Then what does he do, when
not senatorializing?
He rides horseback.
And who is he?
None other than Senator
William f. Borah. The fiery
gentleman from Idaho.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
PETITIONS RECOVERY
OF LIQUORS SEIZED

Petition for the recovery of part
of $4,000 worth of alleged rare
liquors, seized in raid on the near
beer saloon Of Frank p. Hall, 1000
Seventh street southwest, last
Friday. was filed in Police Court and
with United States Commissioner
Macdonald today.
Hall, through Attorneys Wright
snd Erschler. said in the petition that
the raid was party illegal because a
large portion OF the liquor was
found on premises not mentioned in
the warrant.
When arraigned in Police Court
this moring, to answer charges Of
selling and illegal possession, Halls
plea was postponed to give time for
the attorneys to file demurrer
The case was continued until Friday.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
TWINS
ARE CLASSED
AS IDENTICAL
Edwin p. and Gilbert n. Gros-
venor Exhibit Remarkable
Similarities.

Two OF kind does not alwaya
mean twice. While twins are gen.
rally rated as just al ke," Il is "A
peCial category of twins that is lis:
as identical"
Washington has pair of twins
vho are identical" They ar" Ed
vim J.. and GiTberl II. Grosvnncr.
Born in ConstantinOple. Turkey.
October IS. 1875. the GrnsvenCr
twins grew up so much alike thai;
ven members Of their families hnd
iiffiCuliy in identifying them.
Their weights never varied I pound
and they disagreed on only on"
hing-thc kind Of girls they liked
The twins attended Amherst col
leSe, made the same marks IN their
studies, and alike took high hOnOrS
class and on the tcnn.s s field.
Gilbert II. GrOsvPner became cdi
tor of the National GeoGraphi" MaHa-
zine and Edwin =. GrOsv"nr iS an
assistant attorney general.
The eyos OF both of the 'iroSv".
ncrs were weak. Trey were fiiiT
or glasses, and /; was found th"'
~ suffered from the same tr"u,
y. They could wear ciTh Other
.lasscs then. and that il tru" toda,
Two. members OF Congress nav"
twins In their families. ConGressm"H
Arthur NJ. Free of California ra|
wo sets Of twins-two sons ana n
son and daughter Th" iwo dauEn'
re OF Congressman James
'Vcols OF Ni~g MA ar" wins.
one of the n'ust strE'n" caS"'
''idrntical' twins wuS tNat OF |
Misses Dorotlca and Gladys 'ror
wcl. who died to-"thcr Nv Ulungin
rom the raj Or s'rnmS'in hol"
ro,a H,rd"auX tn the I'uit"d stat.
These Young women Nad Nc"n -"
ID in W." work liz "N#nr". 'N
sister. aCt"r norv".ra"k nc y"a'
= broad. rad tNr 'rrU'rl"" to "nd ~,
l'fc. Tho olN~r wjlliU ylN i"isoW'
"cr. cuictly climbing tn" ships rd'
md dropping into tho watcr' Ear
"ad always tol' ~ the Other ~"
Thev nad alwpvs looked. dressed an'
thought aulc.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
HARDINoS PLAN BRIEF
VACATION IN SOUTH

President Harding plans 10 pass a
brief winter vacation In the South
with Mrs. Harding II her health per.
mits her to make the trip, II was
announced yesterday.
II was explained. however, that,
owing to Mrs. Hardlng's condition,
the plans were only tentative.
No place, II was said. had been
even selected for the possible hoIi.
day. but II was indicated some Flor.
i6a resort would be chosen II Mrs.
HardinE's health allowed them to
make the trip.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
/. CARR REELECTED
BY PETWORTH CITIZENS

Joe l.. Carr was reelected pres.
ient OF the Petworth Citizens Assn.
citation at the annual election inst
"!ght. Other officers chosen for
another year wore; H'rac" 7.
Phelps. "'cp n'n~ -. Gilbert |.
jackson. seer - u Cald oil
trea surrr. Nru". Tlar
Tial SrT", tn' E. q -. ana " ;.
liam T. RhUahs, ~. - na3l.l del
gates ~ The Federation ~ Citizrda
A AeSoCiat'NnS
RESOLUTIONS protesting against
the action ~ the Utilities Commits.
sion in announcing its dcCislUa In
regard to street car farr 'eduC.
tion before IN" close " the ncR~.
ings were adopted. OH".wRy streets
trnfflc for downtown C~ntcrs was
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
uorEe MRS LoNGSTesET
Foe eEMT COMMISSION

Mrs. Katherine L. EaEan VINO
Iix,oe ., 900" y c.voot rOrtNw 80
urred prosidnrt Narding TODAY y
rnroin' Mr.. Helen bonEstroet
widow ~ General I.ongStreet, '"
tho D'stric' Rent Comm'ss on. TN"
Pres don't '"ld Mrs. EaGan M
candida" would h" giN"n c"nstd'
cration.
II was official'" stated ~ ~"
White House hat the President
has not vet r"qrhcd any conclu'
sions as to tn ucrsonnel of tho
new rent comm 'oa'or II was ind.
"a n TINT T. Wv "" v"r'l wc"ks
before any decision IL made.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
RAILWAY WINS SUIT
BROUGHT BY WOMAN

\ verdict in favor Of tho Wash.
NCton Railway and Electric Com.
Many. which had been sued hy
Susie Leigh for Si0.O0o damages
'or alleged personal injuries. WIS
"ndered late YESTERDAY afternoon
~ Jury in Circuit Division No.
' Justice Hoehl'ng presiding.
Plaintiff alleged she was injured
May 20. 1919 while alighting at
Ninth and I streets northwest.
from ca" which started pr-ma.
iurely. Defendant company claimed
hat plaint'rr attempted 20 got Of
he CaU h"rn"c Y ~ ! 'tNnOel.
Nttorne" Tu",r J. Whttrr)rI a..
reared FOR tn" COMPANY
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
STATION NLZ's WEEKLY
JAZZ CONCERT

1850 Meters.D
Money tdtks-td-t-td- a-taa-a!
Money taiks-tn-ta-a-a!
BIT If yOu WOuid--Bla-b-bia-u-
HedT-t-tdr-r-a-a-a!
COnUersd- "a -ddd-d-tiOH
BetUee-ee-e-eh
A German mark-kk-k!
And a Russ-s-s-s-eek-ek (stdtic)
Ru-oo-OOble-ble-ble
You WW need -da -d-da -da!
Done of those microp-p -ph naes
That makes au-uu-du- -DIBBLE!!
The football Of a jly-y-y-y!
G-g-g-good Ni-i-i-i (prolonged
stdtic.)
RAY ID. O'FONE.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
BITTEN By HORSE, SUES
D. c. FOR $4,000 DAMAGE

Eulalia d. Joiner today filed suit
In the District Supreme Court
against the District Of Columbia for
$4,000 damages for alleged personal
injuries.
Plaintiff, represented by Attorneys
Daniel w. o'Donoghue and Arthur
4. Alexander, alleges that while
passing through the alley In the
rear Of 1915 Otis place northwest
March 16, last, she was attacked
and bitten 10y "fcrocious. vicious
and dangerous horse attached to
one Of the City's trash wagons arid
was seriously and permanently in.
jurcd
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
CHARGES PARTIALLY
IN LIQUOR ARREST

Clarence Eaton, who. according
10 his own testimony, had been
drinking all day yesterday in com.
pany with three other men. was
fined S25 In Police Court, TODAY
when arraigned before Judge Nc.
Mahon.
Eaton told the court that he and
Two other friends had been drink.
ing some "kawn" near the Navy
Yard and when they accidentlv
hit upon the officer, Eaton wa"
N" only one arrested. He rails i
an objection to the partiality
shown bY the officer.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
REPORT STt EcTED TO
"@Ch"- SENSATION

\ report ~ y" ''vesttgattnn "
ha~'unlted STA ~ District Attor.
news office r. "",i,"s" was recri> ed
today ut IN" ~ p" N"nt nf 'Ns
tice but viii Ipi = nadc 2uhli,
until Aforn y = nwGr
returns tO Wa y ~ 'r.''
week.
The r"p,''
isin srn"P local
former rmIlu. ~ h a.. O.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
HERE LIES

SdW Uhite cross painted on
the side Of q locomotive. The
engineer said it marked the final
resting place Of man who
stepped on the gas instead Of
the brake at the grade crossing.
ANEL u. RAITOR.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
Cole re Girls Hold Dance.

MembCrs of Sigma Phi Gamma
Society las night enjoyed mus
Gale followed nv dancing al the
homo OF Miss Agnes Connolly, 11s
y, street northwes' Miss Dorothy
Ncslin". president was in charge
~ the entertainment.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18

Meeting-BriEhtwo Citizens Asso-
citation; Masonic Temple, s p. m.
ncheon-Cosm opoIitan Club, Frank.
lin Square Hotel, 1880 p. m.
.Luncheon-Civitan Club. City Club
1890 .. m.
Luncheon-Riwanis Club Washing
ton Hotel, 1880 p. m.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
SAYS HANK.

Some girls seem TO think that, the
worst disgrace in the world is to be
respectable married woman
IL whiskey were lRdled out in
open booths like grape juice. or
angeade, and kindred evils. nobody
would drink II. Yes. they wouldn't.
The pajama trade must he boom
ing. People seem to be determined
to be shot in them.
A wife may be a necessity-but
another mans wife is certainly a
luxury.
HANK GRIFFITH.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18

Andy Gump's proud boast In that he
wears no mans collar. After the reck-
less Chinaman finished with mine last
week ! envled Andy.
ROUGH NECK.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
ED LIMIT I'M WASHINGTON MAY BE CUT TO Il MILES AN H0U
YSl1EaRDe Del'slk!!El0
< SPARE TIRE
THE AUTUMN BLUES.

THE AUTUMN BLUES.
Why does the goat eat all the
lines
! Write of skies and trees and
UincS;
Thus / my soul c1press,
can't keep 1t IN my vest,
Cause I'Ue surely got the au-
tumn blaes.
/ got the autumn blues,
Amt you?
got to Write a verse
Or 'tioo.
oh those 1Dords must be er-
pressed,
They don't give me any rest,
Cause surely got the autumn
blues.
That dern goat amt. got no soul,
His appetite's a mo1,strous hole,
/ aOish he'd pity me, =
Pm unhappy as can be,
Cause I surely got the autumn
o. HOWE WISE.
It's easy enough for a girl to
let out the hem of her short skirt.
But what I w-want to know-b.
boo'hoo:-- is how to let out the
hem of bobbed hair.
Hedrt-Brokeu Flupper.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
OUR DICTIONARY.

TotaN Loss-The lad who still
whistles Keep the Home Fires
Burning"
JOSEPHS GOAT.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
WAns ~Lte<
4 Midsummer Nights Dream.

4 Midsummer Nights Dream.
The other night I had a dream.
Ms,bosS6t ii sSS; th r.. fans a% M Heard and Seen
Were at the pearly gate.
~. Peter said with Thoughtful meiR,
(which one shall enter first
Who writes for Heard and Seen the
Mud Which on. write. tn. worst:
Vow speak mp. boys" ~. Peter said.
And then the fun began.
The fsns were not Q modest lot.
WHO ~rc,. srss q. r.. P..;s: st. s;"f r.t.r cried
II did" heard one say.
"Oidono." another saLI.
THAT'S only what you say
Hank Hawkins yelled and Mercury
Was bright as any light,
nam simple smiled and Glory u.
Was brighter than the bright.
The MssLsd Ian Was uncovered
rra.. X; smith m, n and u,; y; = snow
while ". Everett drew Sambo.
ona Fliyver. too. wss there
And Eta Bita Pie.
0iS batch claimed be was Ortui Wright.
~: Peter sure was ratified some
The fans had got his goat
He closed the pearly gates and said.
fou'H all 70 mp In smoke
The fans then sadly turned AWAY
- ach one the other blamed;
The office goat was tagging on
And limptng ~ In pain.
~ last they reached region dark
Was welcoming them one and all
Then ! heard>the burned alarm.
a HOWE WISE
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
vIOLETse UNI. LET'S SEE NOW

VIOLETs? UNI. LET'S SEE NOW
] found them IN a book last night
These ,oithered Uiolets:
The token of an early love
That no man e'cr forgets.
Pressed carefully between the
leaves,
They hold their color still:
! cannot look at them today
Without that old-tin,e thrill.
All me, the passing years hare
fled,
And hopes that iped in vigor
Alas, have long been dead.
And all that ] can say,
When all is said and done,
These fto,Oers remind me of some
girl
I Vish' ! kneW Which one.
81 KOLOGY.
Blind tigers aren't in such bad
shape. after all-they all carry
The Washington times., 1922-10-18

Those American ball players who
are touring the world will be sure
death on the high balls before theY
get homo.
G. FOUNDER. A Cellar Champ.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
THAT CLARENCE CLUB.

THAT CLARENCE CLUB.
Clarence, Clarenoe!-I sure dislike
my name!
Clarence, Clarence.-Ev'ry days
the same!
Clarence, Clarence!-They shout
and sing and snicker,
Cause they Hike to see me vince
and see my eyelids flicker.
Clarence, Clar-Say, I'm going to
rise some day,
Mighty I'm my wrath, and my tor.
mentors siay!
DO ! want a Clarence Club? Oh,
boy, III say ] do!
I'll use the bludgeOn on the head OF
some ,"Clarencfng" cuckoo!
Clarence, by the Wrath of God.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
THE FINAL GREEN EDITION

contains football scores, COM
plete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen
ings. Get your news a day ahead.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
A VACATION DELIGHT

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order II sent to your seaskore
or mountain resort-95 cents
q month. $3.50 for three months.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18

Blind tigers aren't in such bad
shape. after all-they all carry
eye-openers.
PHIL d.