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The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

NJ. W Bland, well known $ouns
man of Lyons, Ga has reached the
city and has accepted a posjtion
on the Brunswick police d&alA
to fill the place made vAsaS
resignation Of E Ma ts5
accepted a position WirnE 1.-The t5cal
Ford agency.
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

Among the prominent visitors to
the city yesterday was Hon r.
Vocelle, Of St Marys, who came on
legal business Mr. Voceue was
warmly breeted by his many friends
here
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

s. Lamb and sister, Mrs. Will
liza dHnilliatt left yesterday by
autSnobile for Modoc, S c., where
they 60 to return with Hon. and Mrs.
Thomas w Lamb and daughteN ho
will make their future home heH
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12
!. + PERSONALS !
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il. Paxton, of Rockledge, Fla,
spent Sunday in the city.
James A. Perry, after a short visit
here, has returned to his home.
J. j. Spears has returned from
Jacksonynlt where he went last Fri
day.
Rev. William Johnson left last
night for Mobile, Ala, to visit his
daughter, Mrs. c. r. Quigley.
Dr. j. J. Hendley has returned
from a several days trip to Atlanta,
Macon and other points in the state.
j. Gordon, who has been ill at the
hospital several days, continues to
improve.
w. NJ Lucas, well known Savan-
nathan who has been here for a. day
or two, returned to his home.
a
Many friends will regret to learn
that J. d Baldwin, Glynns popular
coroner, is confined to his home
by illness.
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

John Farmer, well known Atlantic
Coast Line engineer has returned
from st. Marks, Fla. Where he goes
at this season each year on hunt
ing trip.
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

II in your oI ION VELVET Is no
the BESTSwour you have eyer use.
you may return il to yovT grocs1
and get yoar money back i a.eg.A N
LEWIS CO., Distributors
The Brunswick news., 1922-12-12

II. l. Paulk, well known Douglas
business man, spent Yesterday in the
city.
The Washington times., 1922-11-13
Automobile
Etiquette
BY Les Conklin.

ut Is not necessary 70 own an
automobile 10 enjoy a pleas
II ant afternoon drive. Just
step lin front of a street car and
you viii be given a short but fas
ride in a beautiful ambulance. with
Q private chauffeur and the right
: OF way over all other vehicles sx'
cept fire engines.
II you prefer black car, all you
have to do Is throw brick through
a drug store window. A Black
Maria will draw up to the curb al
most instantly and take you for a
delightful spin over the boule-
wards. There will probably be
other passengers In the tonneau.
but simply look the other way and
enjoy the scenery.
II you would rather go for a
long drive in the country with a
friend. the procedure is simple.
Just give him a shot of your home
brew and he will invite you to hold
down the rear seat Of his flivver
on the very next Sunday. DO not
give him any Of the home brew
when he Is driving the car.
. Do not arrive for the ride be-
fore the, appointed time or you
may have to help him wash the
car. 1T is not necessary to bring
your lunch with you. as the host
is always expected to furnish the
eats.
Bring your wife with you so
that she can argue with your
neighbor's wife and leave you to
rest In peace.
The hostess should assign all
the fat people to the rear seat to
make the car ride easier She
should put the men who smolss
, cigars In front SO that the. ashes
will, blow, In, the faces Of the pas
sengers In. the rear of the ton
neau. .
=, II a blowout occurs II Is the
duty. Of the guest to watch for
Approaching cars while the host
changes the tire. The guest
should do his share toward pay.
ing the expenses of the trip: He
may effect q fair and square d.
vision by paying for the oil
while the host settles for the
gasoline. If the party stops at
q roadhouse for dinner the guest
would tip the waiter and leave
the check for the host
The Washington times., 1922-11-13
|ToPlay,Safe
| in N. Y.
BY Hiram Cornstarch.

40 many visitors cn','" ,,;irs'iv
to New York and run plumb
~ into danger than have been
commissioned by the iunacy com.
mission to prepare the following
rules and regulations. for your
safety. Follow, them carefully and
you'll be where I am.
Never enter a taxicab with 80
cents in your pocket If YOU are
going for q 81 ride. Remember that
taxi drivers are In business to do
you and will not tolerate compe.
tition.
Never walk with your head stuck
In the air. While you're watching
the, skyscrapers some one . will
scrape you clean. -:...
Never ask pretty girl to direct
you any place. She's liable to
direct you to the marriage license
'bureau. - >. ! ~ ,- $50
: Never ask a stranger where the
sights are. He's liable to ask you
TO look In the mirror. -
Never rush In front Of a subway
express train. It ties up traffic and
increases the rush. I
Never 60 to the ZOO. They are
always on the lookout for new
specimens.
Never stop to watch a demon.
strator in a store, window unless
you want the people to. think you
, are a regular New Yorker.
= Never count your change before
you leave the box office OF q
theater or the cashier Of a restau-
rant until you get, home. You
might discover you've been short
changed and treasursrs and cash.
iers are always willing to fight for
every penny they gyp you out Of.
Never look after q short.skirt
girl while crossing a. busy street.
A taxi driver may be doing the
same thing.
Never, accept a drink from a
stranger unless It happens to be q
prohibition officer who's been rec.
commended to you by your bootleg.
ger. i
Never kiss a strange girl on the
street. She's liable to think you're
flirting with her. =
Never do d dance at Times
Square. The chances are you don't
konw the latest steps and some
one else might show you up.
Never TO fishing in the aqua.
rum. The fish are too busy trying
20 decipher the inscriptions on their
tanks to indulge in sports.
The Washington times., 1922-11-13
Saving Time.

Little Isabel was on a visit to
her grandmother In the country.
They had chicken for dinner.
~hich pleased the little siri. "oh.
where did yor NJ. tho. chicken,
grandna7'' she crk.d From
the chicken ynr'i. dear. ft's one
Of those YOU ST." >s norr'nv." :"
"what. one ~ f;,,sN ] fcd7"
Yes. ieat." DID ~o,. IN on-7"
"ye- aarrns. - iur'
sad Tm'n m p.ne we
,uy ours Rad, ..ajef
The Washington times., 1922-11-13

I don't take any stock In the
weather reports. rye Lost 100
many umbrellas. - st&.1
The Washington times., 1922-11-13
CONFESSIONS
OF A. CROUCH

- DON'T believe Shakespeare Is
the greatest writer that ever
u lived. Some OF the love notes
and diaries left by slain couples
show they were no siouches either.
{ don't believe. everybody b try.
ing to do me. I haven't met
everybody yet. a.
don't believe in signs. A for
tune teller told me all the signs
IN the heavens pointed to my be-
ing happy and wealthy. I am
married and have five daughters
: I've gone broke supporting,
50, -L
I don't beiieve all chorus giris
marry millionaires. ! don't believe
there are enough miliionaires - 60
round.
lam partial to blondes. Ny wife
rs a brunette, and any change rs
welcome. na. ssp .,na.
I don't believe you can hook
woman straight In the eye and
lie. That IL Why mine are black
and blue. % &
-
I don't belisve that all Congress.
men have soft joba. Some Of
them have tough Jobs trying TO be
reelected. u
I don't think ri ever live TO
cross the ocean IA an acropiane.
I don't believe I'm, ever be rich
enough to cross II IN rowbcst
. I don't take any stock In the
weather reports. f've Lost 100
many umbrellas. - 49,
The Washington times., 1922-11-13

I DON, think ri ever live to
cross the ocean IA an acrop,ane.
don't believe I'm, ever be rich
enough to cross II m q rowbcst.
The Washington times., 1922-11-13

I don't believe that all Congress
men have soft joba Some Of
them have tough Jobs trying TO be
reelected.
The Washington times., 1922-11-13

He decided to get an automo-
bile the same day that his wife
refused to carry any more trunks
to and from the railroad station.
The Washington times., 1922-11-13
Medbury
Says
BY John p. Medbury.

IhE man. VINO got tho foiu
claims the car wasn't a new
one and the guy who got the wife
says she was second hand. too.
FOR five or six bucks he could
have married brand new
dame apd. stiil have a car In
which to take her out riding.
--
THE other bird has the Ford
but nobody to take out In Il.
THE guy who gave away the
wife Is teamster and
needed a truck more than he
did a mate.
HE decided to get an automo-
bile the same day that his wife
refused to carry any more trunks
to and from the railroad station.
HELL probably have to raise
his rates now because 1t will
cost more for him TO deliver a
trunk In a Ford than 1t would II
his wife carried 1t down to the
depot.
He figured that he could give
the Ford coat of paint and
it'd be as good as new. The other
guy probably figured he could do
the same thing with the wife.
TO the teamster wife was a
luxury and the truck was a
necessity.
IT'S too bad he couldn't have
gotten the truck and kept his
wife too. because she could have
driven the truck.
LIE has to hire a helper now
and pay him a salary every
week but II you've got a wife all
the money you have to lay out is
the price of the marriage license.
STILL, he can fire his helper
any time he wants without
having to 60 through the divorce
court.
WHEN you discharge helper
" you're through. but when yoa
fire your wife you have to. pay
her alimony.
ALL Of this stuff wouldn't have
gotten into the newspapers ex-
cept that the Ford was stolen
car. ... .
THIS bird. probably figured he
wouldn't lose anything because
the car didn't belong to him aay.
way. ~ r .s
JUDGING from the stolen ma
chine and the borrowed wife
he liked to have things in his pos
session as long as the license was
In somebody else's name.
THE amster finally had the
Ford taken away. from him
by the police and went to get his
wife back but discovered she had
run awey from the guy he tradel
her to. ., -
Now the two men are without
wife and truck. 90 both
of them win probably have to get
out and shit for themselves.
! Copyright, 1929. BY King Features
| Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1922-11-13

Ut is not necessary TO own an
automobile to enjoy a pleas
II ant afternoon drive. Just
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
EX-CHAMPIONS
COME TO GRIPS.
Johnston and Williams
Meet in Tennis at Sea-
bright
BOTH CAME THROUGH
IMPOSING FIELD
Johnston Beat Kinsey and
Williams Beat Hunter
Thursday

Seabright, N. y, Aug Al. William M
Johnston Of San Francisco and r. Nor
iii williams, I'd, Of Boston, both for
mer national champions, will meet to-
day in the final round Of the cup sin
giles on the turf at the Seahright Lawn
Tennis and Cricket club.
Johnston, ranked second among the
tennis players in this county, and Will
liams, ranked sixth, have advanced to
the finals through an imposing field Of
players from the four corners Of the
earth
Patterson, Anderson and Wertheim,
the Australians; Shimizu and kaishio,
the Japanese; Colbert, Borotra and
Cochet, the Frenchmen, and Yencken,
the Englishman all went down to de-
feat in other rounds, but Johnston and
Williams played through
Williams in the semi finals mastered
Francis T. Hunter Of New York, 62,
9-7, and Johnston eliminated Robert
kinsey Of San Francisco, 81, ga.
The final in the woman's singles will
have as principals Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt
Mallory, the national champion, and
Miss Leslie Bancroft Of West Newton,
Mass, Mrs. Mallory won her place In
the final BY defeating Mrs May Sutton
Bundy Of Los Angeles 6-3, 6-2, and
Miss Bancroft won from the youthful
Helen Wills Of San Francisco, 6-3, 6-3.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
National League Standing.
CIRCUIT cLOUTs COUNTED.
Two Of Them Enable st. Louis Browns
to Hold First Place.

New York, Aug. 4.--Home runs BY
substitute first baseman jacobson and
baekstop Collins accounted for eight
Of the Browns nine runs against Phil
adelphia and enabled the M M. Louisians
to maintain their hold on first place
In the American league
The Giants, with Nehf in rare form,
shut out the Cubs, to 0, and kept the
Cardinals, who defeated Philadelphia,
I to 1, out of the first notch in the
National league.
Speakers Indians pounded Mays and
Hoyt hard but were checked BY Bob
Shawkey, and the Yankees in ten in
nings won. 10 to 0.
Cobb's Tigers still on a battling
scramble took two games from the
Red Sox, 7 to 0, and to 4, and
strengthened their third place hold over
the White SoA, who dropped to 0
encounter to the Washington club.
Pillette allowed the Red Sox but two
hits in the first game at Detroit. The
with Glazner hurting we'll, de-
feated the Braves, 5 to l. 1t was the
fifth straight victory
Burleigh Grimes allowed the Reds four
hits and Brooklyn defeated the Gin
to O.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
MAY FOLLOW UNITED STATES.
IN Expending Boxer Indemnity for the
Benefit of Chinese Students.

London, Aug. 1.-The Washington
government for IA years has been ex-
pending its share Of the Boxer indem-
mites from China for the benefit and
support Of Chinese students in the
United States. Japan has now came
forward with similar proposal, and
Great Britain may follow suit.
A departmental committee, Of which
Sir John Jordan, former British min
lister at Picking, is chairman, is con-
sidering the idea of Great Britain fore
going her indemnity installment, due
this year, provided China expend it
for educational purposes at home. The
government is thought to be favorablv
inclined Japan also has said she was
prepared to forego her share Of the
Chinese money under the same stipula
ton
There IL no question of foregoing
the right to the Boxer indemnity, Ell
Their BY Japan or Great Britain, and
If the present proposals materialize
the two governments would see that
the money il actually used by the Chi
nese authorities for the stipulated ed
ucational purposes
The Boxer indemnities were exact
ed in 1901 by the powers for the at
tacks in China in 1890 and 1900 upon
foreigners and native Christians. A
total Of III countries, including Great
Britain, the United States, France,
Italy, Russia and Japan. receive q
yearly allotment. The extinction date
Of the indebtedness is 1915
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

the little honey makers pust naturally
dislike certain odors. When bee likes
an odor il noses right in 10 gather raw
material for its manufacturing plant,
but it turns its back disagreeable
smells And when a been turns its
back, somebody is liable to experience
discomforture.
Bees have domestic troubles, too.
and these often put them in bad
humor. II is to ascertain how many of
the baby bees at Gibson are suffer
ing from ~foul brood" and causing
worry to their queen and their papa
bees that the census was ordered.
Foul brood is something like summer
complaint among human infants, but
more devssting II comes from i'm
pure food given during the period Of
incubation.
The adult bees are not bothered by
the disease as they thrive whether the
larder contains good food or bad. But
when the queen bee gets sick, then teh
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
BENNY LEONARD
TO TOUR EUROPE
But First He Proposes to Have An
other Battle in the United
States.

Michigan City, Ind. Aug. 4. After
engaging in possibly one more contest,
Benny Leonard, worlds lightweight pu-
gilistic champion, plans trip to Eng
land in quest of new opponents and to
give his mother and sister a European
trip that he has planned on since he
took the championship from Freddie
Welsh,
Leonard, according to announcement
from his training camp here to-day,
will sail for England about Sept. Is for
an indefinite stay. He will meet Ever
Hammer Of Chicago in a ten-round
bout here tomorrow afternoon He has
been offered $4,000 for a twenty round
bout with Ernie Rice, British title
holder, and also is negotiating for a
contest with German lightweight in
Berlin. Before sailing, however, Benny
may engage Pinkie Mitchell, brother Of
Ritchie Mitchell, in ten-round contest
in Milwaukee Aug. rs.
With the exception of the cut over
his right eye the champions handlers
say he is in splendid condition for
Hammer. The wound is healing nicely.
Hammer is dangerous left-hand
puncher and always aggressive. He
doored Richie Mitchell and Charlie
White with left hooks, and each
knocked Leonard down in contests with
the champion.
Neither Leonard nor Hammer planned
to do any serious training to-day. Ham
mer says he is satisfied with his condi-
ton and that he plans to carry the
eight to Leonard from the first bell
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

Structure Built Centuries Ago In
FiesoIe, Italy.

Florence, Italy. Aug. s.-The old
Roman theater at Fiesole viii this
autumn, if present plans are carried
out, be used again for the purpose it
was originally so well constructed
many centuries ago. 1t will witness
the production of series of plays, but
this time its stone seats will be filled,
it is hoped, by latter day tourists who
win find interest in the novel idea.
Gabrielle d'Annunxio is giving his sup
port 10 the project, and il is probable
that one Of his tragedies viii be in the
repetory.
This ruin Of the days of Rome is
beautifully located in the ancient
Etruscan town that stands upon the
olive-covered hills above Florence. II
has admirable acoustic properties
Nineteen tiers Of stone seats still re-
main in a semi-circle 81 yards in
diamter, while just below these are
three more rows of special seats
used in olden times by persons Of
rank
II is proposed. beginning next Sept
ember. to give performances every
spring and autumn when the weather
in Italy il particularly agreeable. In
addition to the d'Annunzio play, the
first series Of productions viii include
) Greek classic tragedy; a nelodrama
probably 0rpheus by Montekefds. and
\ drama from the pen Of = modern
Italian writer
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

ger assessors might undergo in pluck
ing each bee from its workroom or den
and counting it, But they might as
well stop worrying, for w. Z. Thorn
dyke, who knows bees from stem To
dreaded stern said to-day that all the
census takers have to do is count the
hives.
Even il they did have to number
each bee, it wouldn't be so bad" he
said. Some men could count them one
by one and never have TO use = mask.
OF course. a lot would depend on
whether the bees were aristocrstic
bluebloods. or hybrids The hybrids
are usually the fierce ones Still
when il comes to getting intimate with
bees. direction is the better part Of
valor."
Girls with perfume and men who
use hair oil. smelly pomsdes or scented
talcum better get out Of the way.
whenever they see a bee coming, Mr.
Throndyke says. He has theory that
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

Chicago Street Car Dispute Reaches
Some Tangible Form.

Chicago, Aug. 3.Details of tenta-
tive plan for peace in Chicago's street
railway strike were discussed to-day
by the surface line company's board of
control 1t was understood that when
objections of the board have been elm
mated the plan would be submitted to
the union leaders, and If it met their
approval, be submitted to the strik-
ers for a referendum vote.
Meanwhile the greatly augmented
motor fleets were moving in steady
streams with increasing facility and
decreasing confusion.
Four deaths have resulted from mo-
tor accidents since the strike began.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

New York Shoe Sinner Took His Sis
ter Into Partnership.

New York. Aug. 4.--Little Louis Corini,
ll-years-old. has cast CONSERVATION
among his fellow business men in City
Hall park who conduct shoe shining
establishment he has practically corn
cred the trade by dressing his sister.
katherine, -, in kniekers and taking
her into the firm.
His partner sister was 80 successful
with her don't take those dusty shoes
home % the wife mister that Louis
had line waiting for his busy
brushes. When asked how he hap
pened to hin upon his scheme 10 boom
trade Louis grinned and said.
I'm a wise guy. Why Do they have
swell blonde cashiers in restaurants
and 1t the Hnoviesf krcw. The boys
fan easier Nv SIS amt = hloDde but
she's great partner. We'll knock en-
dead tomorrow
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04

Plattsburg Rum Runner Allowed to Go
After Paying $50 and Costs.

Grand Isle, Aug 4.--Joseph Char.
lotte of Plattsburg, who has been sus.
pected of running liquor through here
for the last year or more was caught
by Deputy Sheriff Victor Hurlburt
and others. He was tried before
Justice w. r. Parks Wednesday and
fined $500 and costs but on payment of
$50 and costs the remainder OF the fine
was remitted and he was placed on
probation. He had only small
amount of liquor with him at the time
Of his arrest.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
CHICAGO MAY
RUN BUS Line.
Mayor and Council Are
Considering the Prop
osition
STREET CAR STRIKE
ON FOURTH DAY.
With Contending Parties
In An Apparent
Deadlock

Chicago, Aug. 4.--The fourth day Of
Chicago's street car strike sew repre-
sentatives Of the car companies and
strike leaders in an apparent deadlock
over terms for settlement.
Meanwhile Mayor Thompson and the
city council were considering plans for
the purchase and operation Of city
owned motor buses through appfo-
priations from the s3o,O00,O0O traction
fund. In communication to the coun-
ell yesterday, the mayor suggested ap
preparation Of $3,OOo0o0 for the pur-
pose and Alderman Olsen introduced a
resolution to that effect.
Under the mayors plan the buses
would be operated on fve-cent fares.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
WAIVER ROUTE.
May Be Made Only Method of Inter.
league Changes

Chicago Aug. A. tBy the Associated
Press The waiver route probably
will be made the only method by which
inter-league changes of players can be
effected after the season is under way,
according to B. II. johnson, league
president, when the American league
officials meet next December.
Mr. johnson conferred cmfwyp mbko
American officials here yesterday. He
declined TO discuss the latest Boston
New York deal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
DEMPSEY In BOSTON.
Will Box Tonight with One of Spar
ring Partners.

Boston, Aug. 4.--,Jack Dempsey,
world heavyweight champion, came
here to-day, to box tonight at Braves
field four-round exhibition match
with one of his sparring partners. Jim
Darcy OF Portland, Ore, was announced
as his probable opponent. Both will
wear helmets and heavily padded
gloves, and there win be no decision.
Dempsey win begin training next
week at Atlantic City for his bout
with Brennan at Michigan City on La
Dor day, his manager, Jack Kearns,
announced to-day
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
LEFTY TYLER. MANAGER.
Win Take Control of the Fitchbure
Mass, Team.

Fitchburg. Mass, Aug. 4.--Lefty Ty-
Ter, one time star pitcher Of the Bos-
ton Braves, viii manage this city's
new semi-pro baseball club. il was an
nounced to-day. The new club viii
take the place of that lost when the
city's Eastern league club was pur-
chased and transferred TO Worcester.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
FAMOUS oARsMEN MEET.
In Golden Anniversary Regatta at
Philadelphia.

Philadelphia, Aug Famous oars
men Of this country and Canada
matched their skill to-day on the pla-
cid waters Of the Schuylkill in the Sec
ond days program Of the golden an
niversary regatta of the national As
ISOLATION Of amateur oarsmen Eight
well filed events: The association
senior single shells; intermediate four
cared shells; senior single quarter mile
dash; intermediate singles shells; SEN
ior international fonr-oared shells; in
termediate quadruple shells, senior
l50-pound doubles and intermediate.
eight -oared shells-made up the pro-
gram.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
Only a Little of.

Hub-Brown went around in rs; /
did it in So
Wife tnot up in golfl-S you had
the higher score. I'm so glad YOU beat
aim, dear.-Nebraska Awgman.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-04
If You Use Perfumes Keep Away from
tire Bees.

New York. Aug. 4-Ever since . bee
census vas ordered in Goshen. y. n.
metropolis 81 the buzzing honey max
srs. tender hearted persons have hesn
shuddsring 81 the thoaght Of the daa-