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The Washington herald., 1922-08-16
MISCELLANEOUS WANTED
FURNITURE.

FURNITURE.
ALL KINDS OF FURNITURE wANT'nD;
enough to furnish large boarding houss:
bedroom. dining room. perlor. misc. articles
Piease call FIR 70. or Fr. 6o47. 202
The Washington herald., 1922-08-16

Also helpers In each Of the above classes
Apply ROOM 400. UNION STATION. 80
The Washington herald., 1922-08-16
HELP WANTED
Male.

Electricians
Machinists
Blacksmiths
Sheet Metal Workers
Upholsterers
Carpenters
Painters
The Washington herald., 1922-08-16
Coarse Grains.

Provfsions were easier with hogs
and under scattered selling. HOGS
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
Levi WOODBURY.,
MARRIED ON TRIP
Head of Steamship Firms
Weds Members of Old New
England Family.

Levi Woodbury.. IS years old.
president of the Norfolk and Wash
ington Steamboat Company. was
married Thursday at Salem. N. H.
to Miss Fabra ]. Peabody, As years
old, friends of the bridegroom
learned here yesterday.
The marriage was the elimination
of a romance begun a generation
ago on the shores of CaLobie Lake.
Families of the principals have
been close friends for many years.
The bride is a member of one OF
the oldest New Hampshire families.
Mr.. Woodbury., who left for Can
obie Lake in May, is not expected to
return to Washington until October.
He has been a resident of this city
since 1863, when he came to Wash
ington as maLager of the st. James
Hotel. Later he organized the
steamboat company of which he is
low tho head.
Congratulations from a host OF
Washington friends were sent to
the newlyweds. Mr.. and Mrs. Wood
bury, upon their return to WASH
ington will reside at IL Iowa circle.
it is said.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
Applies Science
To Home Affairs
Author Deals With Every
Phase of Household
Economy.

t4Ctvtc Science In the HeBe.- BY
George W. Hunter and walter G.
Whitman american Book Com
pany.)
Science plays q notable part In the
and operation Of the
housing systems Of the
present age, Community sanitation.
the safeguarding of water and milk
supplies. the disposal Of wastes
problems calling for the most eH-
pert knowledge and unremitting
effort. The best development OF the
minds and bodies OF the coming
generation makes II imperative that
science play a prominent part in
the regulation OF the home. IN
Civic Science in the Home" Messrs.
Hunter and whitman submit a vol
ume especially adapted to inculcate
in the young the Importance of
modern methods in the heating.
sanitation and labor saving devices
OF the home.
Careful planning is observable N
the construction Of the book. There
are special chapters dealing with
every phase Of household economy.
Lighting. heating. ventilation. pure
food, FIRE prevention and host Of
kindred subjects are discussed en-
lighteningly. The Identification Of
the home also comes in for its share
Of attention as do the home recrea-
tions so necessary for children and
desirable for adults.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
MISS BERRY STILL
AIDS SUFFERERS

Miracles, as they are called by
hundreds of relieved sufferens,
cotinue to be performed at the
Maryland Avenue Baptist Church
by Miss Matte Berry. By a simple
prayer last night she caused two
girls from the Deaf and Dumb In
stitute, who had never heard or
spoken in their lives before, to
articulate and hear perfectly, they
said. Rheumatics. cripples, para
lytics and other afflicted persons
who came under Miss Berry's sway
declared themselves to be entirely
healed.
DR.. H. NJ. Lawson, pastor of the
church, last night said II am as
much mystified over these things
as anyone else l can account for
it only by acclaiming them as
miracles"
He extended an invitation to
unfortunates in all parts of the
city TO come to the church and
hear Miss Berry.
Services will be held throughout
next week Hours of services will
be announced later.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
ASK CONSTRUCTION
OF MORTON WILL

Charles H. Allen. Morton Minot
and Bronson winthrop, executors
and trustees of the estate of the
late Levi P. Morton, former Vice
President of the United States and
one-time governor of New York,
petitioned the District of Columbia
Supreme Court yesterday to con-
strue certain portions of the will
of Mr.. Morton.
The trustees report that the es-
tate is valued at sS,497,1S6 and that
partial distribution has been made.
They want to know now the opinion
of the court as to whether certain
other distributions are to be made
from the income of the estate or
from the principal.
One of the items in question is
s24.3Oo acquired from the sale of
equipment from Mr.. Morton's farm
at Rhinecliff, N. Y. where he died
May Is. 1920. and another is how
the payment of $1,000 annually to
Mrs Caroline Lay, sister-in-law of
Mr.. Morton. is to be made.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08

Peacefully cuddled to Its mothers
breast. not cognizant of the activi-
ties of the world outside of that
small portion that IT has known
since June 27-a cage in the Ma
tional Geological Park-the green
monkey babe spent yesterday.
Meanwhile, in all sections OF
washington people were striving to
originate a name by which the now
nameless little creature shall be
known in the future.
Due to the similarity in coloring
1 suggest that the new green mon
key be christened pousse cafe,
writes William Watson Ayres, 1878
T street northwest.
Not only will that name serve
to perpetuate thing now histort-
cal" he adds, "but also a time when
too liberal Indulgence was produce
tive of monkeys of all colors, as well
as ether geological horrors"
w. Bluemer. Box 1907, suggests
that the name "Pinky-Patsy" be
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
J BOOK REVIEWS
AX,'ANONYMOUS
MIKES CRAP GAMES
WITH LOVEMAKINC
Hero Uses Loaded Dice in
Wooing Three Young
Maids.
~Hoa..- Anonymous (porsn.)

HOAX" Anonymous. (DorsnA)
The story Of young man with a
genius for crap shooting. a facility
Tor novel writing and an obsession
Tor love making. Quite naturally
he uses loaded dice in the game of
love. He is one of these practical
persons who don't bother to play
game unless they're sure of win
ming. While not a lovabie figure he's
exasperatingly true to life.
Eugene first falls in love- with
Leila. dawdling. dull sort of an
engagement ensues. They dream
spasmedically of a home and material
success to be achieved by Engene
that will make their marriage pos
sible. Then he decides that he
doesn't love Leila, anyway But he
has the Leila habit. Enters red
headed Mary Louise. Now Engene
discovers that he really loves" Mary
Louise. But he can't make UP his
mind to break away from Leila. So,
in an absent minded. distracted sort
of way, he takes up with Claudia
whom he doesn't love at all. but who
is very helpful to him in the
pursuit of his literary career. But
he is very careful to keep on writing
loving letters TO Leila and Mary
Louise. both of whom he has assured
that he wishes to marry. And then
he gets engaged to Claudia. sort of
accidentally. It's as complicated az
higher mathematics and twice as
tiresome- All is as merry as a
funeral bell when that unforgettabla
crap game occurs. In forty throws
Of the bones" the undeserving but
fortunate Eugene accumuIates
enough lucre to enable him TO leave
all Of his lady loves and his job
and HE himself to a rural spot
to develop his idea of a great
American novel. Hoax" is IT, ON
the completion of his work. we
are told that he returns and de-
cides which Of his fances he will
wed
The story is written In the ultra
modern manner which discards in
| dividual initiative and substitutes
hopeless Unborn impulses. The truth
involved in these treatments is argu-
able but the latter method surely
does not make for sustained interest
You lay down the drably scandalous
account of EuGene's love affairs with
the conviction that the crying need
of the reading public is an author
who will write gloriously of things
that never could have happened. One
John Silver or Brazenhead or even
Andivius Hedulio is worth a million
or two Eugenes.
| NJ V n
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
GENERAL THOMSON
TRACES CAUSES OF
WAR TO BALKANS
Decries Versailles Treaty
As Leading to Moral
Anarchy.

ssoId Europe's sufeade.- BY Briea-
dier-General c p. Thomson
CSeltzer.J
Lkening the recent European
confia grafton TO a pyramid % -
rors the foundations Of which were
laid in the Balkan Wars. General
Thomson has produced q contrtbu-
zion of genuine value to the litera-
ture of the period Of reconstruction
through which the world is going
so unwillingly. Besides having been
an important actor IN the events he
describes. General Thomson is
keen observer and possesses an
artistry in writing very unusual in
military men. His sympsthies are
broad and he is totally free from
the spirit of militarism which n q
part Of so many army men,
According TO General Thomson, the
Balkan states were the spark that
finally ignited the powder store OF
Europe. He spares Zone Of the
European nations in his indictment
Of the European powsrA In one
breath he speaks Of the igno-
rance and Inertia OF Great Brit
aims Continental policy" the ''vacil-
lations OF the Latin states,- the
selfish intrigues Of the Central
Empires and the equally vicious
proceedings OF the Imperial Russian
Government" He traces the causes
Of the great war TO their inceptions
in obscure Balkan disagreements
Tanned in secret by INSCRIPTIONS
and ambitious men. while others
stood by, and. either from Ignorance
or Indifference. did nothing to pre-
vent an incslculable and inevitable
disaster" He decries the unfortu-
nate treaty OF Versailles az an in
stance OF greed and shortsghted-
ness Inevitably leading to the pres
ent moral anarchy Of Europe"
But II the general sees only
tragedy in the past and present OF
Europe. he is optimistic for the fu-
ture. He believes that the present
reactionary domination In England
and France will shortly give way 10
progressive forces acting with the
force Of evolution behind them
n v. Il
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
.EMPLOYERSSTUDY
LABOR PSYCHOLOGY
Lays Strained Relations Of
Capital and Labor to
Trade Development.
"PuIling Together By John T.
Rroderick (Robson e. Adee)

"PuIIing Together By John T.
Broderick. (Robson G. Adee.)
The psychology of employment
the executives OF numberless cor
Germs throughout the United States.
on the proper adjustment of the re-
lation between employer and EN-
ploye depends the fate OF Industrial
production. Unless the forces of
capital and labor pull together. the
outlook is bleak indeed. This idea
of pulling together is the one that
Mr.. Broderick stresses as the saliva
tion of American industrialism-
No matter who wins the points
involved in a strike or lockout, the
net result is loss to the public. Mr..
Broderick points out. He believes
that the present deadlock between
labor and capital is not the fault
of either. but the natural outgrowth
Of our Industrial development. His
remedy is a system of 'employe
representation" designed to keep
worker and employer in close touch
and understanding with each other.
IL grievances are taken up as fast
as they occur and disposed of
promptly and equitably. IL is argued
that there will be no catastrophe
accumulation of misunderstanding
and resentment such as frequently
leads to strikes.
Quite a departure is made by Mr..
Broderick in his manner of present
ing his arguments. He places his
scene in a smoking-car compart-
ment and lets the men therein argue
his case fore and aft. II makes
good and entertaining reading as
well as a very worthwhile cortri
button to the literature of industrial
adjustment.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
SUBWAY ACCIDENT
WAS AVODABLE,
HYLAN DECLARES
Report Blames Chemical Used
In Extinguishers for Poi
sonous Vapors.

NEW YORK, July Mayor Hy-
Ian declared tonight that yester-
days subway accident in which 1875
men and women were overcome by
poisonous vapors was avoidable and
called upon Corporation Counsel
o'Brien to see that there was no
whitewashing" of those responsible.
This attitude was taken by the
mayor after he studied a report sub
mitted by the Commissioner of
Plants and Structures Whalen. ~
which the official stated asphyxiat-
ing and toxic gases were generated
by the combination of secret chemi-
cal substances in pyrene, the extin-
guisher used on the flames in the
switch box.
There should be no whitewashing
of those responsible" the mayor
wrote the corporation counsel. do
not accept urquestioningly the offl-
cial OF unofficial report OF the Tisn-
sit Commission or any other hody
that the disaster was unavoidable.
II was avoidabie."
Separate Investigations by the
health department. the fre depart
ment and the department Of water
supply. gas and electricity are con-
tinuing with those of the police
department, the transit commission
and the Interborough Rapid Transit
Company.
Two subway guards of the short
circuited train were examined by
Deputy Chief Fire Marshal Prial
taday Tha,, aUread that pasSen l.
gers. not guards, used the emer-
gency fire extinguisher, on the
burning Insulation and blazing
switch box.
All but two of the eighty-seven
sufferers who were taken to hos
pitals were able to go home today
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
Officer Asleep,
Loses His Auto
Policeman Stepp Robbed of
Machine While OFF
Duty.

Thieves stole the automobile of
Policeman C. C. Stepp of the Seventh
precinct station from under his nose
early yesterday morning while the
bluecoat was sleeping at his home,
1851 Rhode Island avenue northeast.
As Stepp was preparing for a day
of crime hunting he looked out OF
his window and discovered his loss,
When he reported the theft. the
question arose as to whether po-
liceman Is supposed to sleep. After
il was decided = "~d a right to
sleep while on duty, the entire Me-
ropolitan force was requested to
search for the machine.
Sergt James A Garner, a so):te-
patient at the Mt. Alto Hospital, was
robbed Of a $50 check, a small sum
of money, valuable papers and his
shoes by another soldier in house
on Missouri avenue northwest, he
told police.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
TUenty Army Officers
Placed on Retired List

Twenty army officers were placed
on the retired list yesterday. Col.
Hugh D. Berkeley, cavalry, on leave
in this city, was ordered to his home
to await retirement.
The twenty who were retired be-
cause of disabilities incident to the
service were as follows: Coils. Ben
jamin T. Simmons, infantry, and
Lewis H. Rand and Curtis w. Ot-
we'll, Corps of Engineers: Maj. James
G, Taylor, infantry; Capts. William
Judkins, Alfred G. Eritzland. Ray
mond E. Hoffman. Charles c. Ma
than, Andrew McC. Wilson. jr., Evan
NJ. Sheriff. and Theodore Schoge,
infantry; Dwight Partridge, ord
nance department.: Louis M. Hitch
cock. Philippine scouts; Harry Bois-
sonnault, Quartermaster Corps; mar
tin r. Rice, field artillery, ana
Frank B. wallace, ordnance depart
ment; First Lieut.. Fred Austin, air
service; Chaplain James L. Crimes.
and Warrant Officers James ]. Topin
and Dorsey W. Thickstun.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
Says Auto Industry
Needs Scientific Schools

Scientifically conducted automo-
bile schools fill one of the biggest
needs of the automobile industry.
according to c. H. Warrington. pres
ident of the Warrington Motor Com
pany. of this city, in an address yes
terday to members of the summer
school for automobists conducted by
the Y. NJ. C. A.
I'VE have suffered in the past
from the lack of such schools" Mr..
Warrington told the students. TT
Is essential to teach the fundament-
ais of the internal combustion mo-
tor and the theory of its construc-
ton. and here in the Y. NJ. c. A.
school you will learn those funda-
mentals which will give you an ad-
vantage over those who have not
taken such a course"
Paul B. Lum. president Of the
Autocar Sales and Service Company.
presided.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
LITVINOFF CEN TER
OF HAGUE WRANGLE

THE HAGUE, July 7.-Unless the
previous owners have the neces-
sary capital and meet the condi-
tions demanded by the Bolsheviks,
there is little chance for them to
recover their property in Russia.
Maxim Litvinoff admitted to allied
and neutral delegates a ia stormy
session of the property subcom-
mission this afternoon.
NJ. Litvinoff heatedly remarked
that until the credit commission
tells how much money is availa BILE
for Russia the conference is only
marking time, while Sir Philip
Lloyd Greame. the English dele
gate replied that it was absurd to
continue the discussion until the
status of the foreign owned prop
erty was settled.
(Copyrtght l922)
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
AUTO CLUE TO men
Who INJURED BOY
Playmate of Injured Lad
Gives Police Descrip-
tion of Car.

Through the description Of an
automobile, police hope to learn the
identity Of the three practical jokers
who last Monday gave s-year-old
George Dant. jr.. Pip Bladensburg
road. a torpedo. telling him 1t was
a piece of candy. which resulted in
serious injury to the child when the
explosive went of in his mouth.
Capt. Stoll and Lieut.. Burlingame
of the Ninth station learned the de-
scription of the machine in which
the three men were riding through
playmate of the injured child.
Joseph Werres. s years old, a neigh
bor of little George, gave an account
of the affair.
The lad told police the machine
came from the direction of Balti-
more AS soon as the Dant boy bit
into the torpedo. there was a loud
explosion. Werres told police the
three men drove a short distance
away and seemed to enjoy the affair.
Young Dent is at his home suffer-
ing from severe burns about the
mouth. Physicians hope to save the
lads speech.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
PLACES CAPITAL AT
TOP OF LIST AS
CONVENTION CITY
Score of Big Conferences
Already Held Here
This Year.
MANY MORE COMING
Ffaternal, Patriotic and Sci
entific Bodies Are
q Scheduled.

washington, the capital of the
nation. Is at last taking its rightfui
place at the top of the list of con-
Vention cities. Already this year it
has been the mecca for more than
score of important conclaves and
nu1nerous others are booked for the
comingnmonths.
The splendid hotel accommoda-
tons. its famed hospitality. and
above all its unique historic interest
allNtend to make Washington an
IDEAL place to meet.
The assurance that the city will
have a convention hall by 1923 has
caused numerous organizations to
signify their intention OF coming
here then The Shriners. with ap-
proximately i've thousand delegates,
haxe--already notified the sponsors
OF the project of their intentions.
The following organizations will
come to the city this year accord
ing to the Board of Trade yesterday:
Fraternal Order Orioles, August
10
Shepherds of Bethlehem OF North
America. Sept. IS.
RhiuSigma Kappa Fraternity. Oc-
tober.
Knights of Golden Eagle, Supreme
Castle, Oct 1O-12.
Daughters of America. National
Council, Oct. "a.
American Clan Gregor Society.
Nov. $40.
National Restaurant Association
Exposition. Oct. ..
Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity,
December 27-29.
Association of Military Surgeons OF
the United States. October.
American Dietetic Association, Oc-
tober 1918.
American Society OF Agronomy,
November.
Order Eastern Star. Grand Chap
ter. November 1911.
National Conference Catholic Char
tiles. September 1914.
American Legion. Division of D.
C, October 1.
National Association OF Postmas-
ters of first and second class Offices
October 10.
women's National River and Har-
Dor Congress. December 81.
Pi Tau Pi Fraternity, December
27-3o.
American Child Hygiene Associa-
ton, October 1914.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
MANY BIDDING FOR HONOR
OF NAMING GREEN MONKEY
Pousse Cafe, Pat, and Hezeliah Suggested az
Cognomens for Zoo Baby.

used. while Miss Stella Saito, mani
curist at the House Office Building.
urges the use Of "Jadda "as q gener-
al name. Emerald" IL a boy, and
Emery" II a girl.
Mr.. or Miss U. s. Greenback is
a name that sounds good to me, and
one that IL always welcome no
matter where you be-" says Louis
H. Grove. 1890 Ingleside Terrace
northwest. The dark brown eye
brows show dignity, while the
pink Of perfection on his tail you
see. The colors combine very
forceful to show. the U. s. green
back Is good wherever. you GO"
II beg leave to submit the name
Pat or Patrick" Virgin b. Rice,
1910 Georgia avenue northwest.
says, and George L Kelley. 4501
Georgia avenue northwest, suggests
"Hools Boola-"
81. William H. Neuman, 518
Twelfth street northwest, think the
most appropriate name for the
green monkey would be-Hezekiah," {"
writes another. and Leo the
Great" is the best name, accord
ing to George H. Lee, 922 Eleventh
street northwest.
Mrs. Louisa B. Tanner. 1922 Ninth
street northwest, submits SHAM
rock" as the most fitting name.
But all through this activity, the
subject OF the naming contest. like
a ball OF green cotton attached to
an enormous pink tail. lay close
by its mother. not even noticing
the gathering or people who
crowded in front of the cage in an
attempt to gain sight of the green
monkey"
The monkey has not yet been
named. hence, your suggestion
which may be the name selected
is still in time. Address your let
ters to the Green Monkey Editor"
at The Washington Herald.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08
With Saloon Outlawed, Right
Will Triumph, Says Bryan
Prohibition Is Gateway to Reforms Yet to
Come, He Says-Predicts Establish
ment OF Single Moral Standard
TEXT OF MIR. BRYAN's BIBLE
TALK TODAY.
Daniel ~:17-1s.)

Daniel ~:17-1s)
Then Daniel answered and
said before the king, Let thy
gifts be 70 thyself. and give
thy rewards to another; yet
will read the writing unto the
king, and make known to him
the Interpretation.
o thou king, the most high
God gave Northumberland thy
father a kingdom. and majesty,
and glory, and honor:
And for the majesty that he
gave him, all peoples, nations.
and languages. trembled and
feared before him: whom he
would he slew: and wnom he
would he kept alive; and whom
he would he set up; and whom
he would he put down.
Brt when hts heart was lifted
up, and his mind hardened In
pride, he was deposed from his
kingly throne. and they took
his glory from him:
And he was driven from the
sons of men; and his heart was
made like the beasts. and his
dwelling was with the wild
asses: they fed him with grass
like oxen. and his body was wet
with dew of heaven; till he
krew that the most high God
ruled in the kingdom of men,
ana that he appointeth over IL
whomsoever he will.
And thou his son, o Belshaz-
zar. hast no humbled thine
heart. trough thou knowest all
this:
But has lifted up thyself
against the Lord of heaven; and
they have brought the vessels
Of his house before thee, and
thou. and thy lords. thy wives.
and thy concubines. have drunk
wine in them; and thou hast
praised the gods Of silver, and
gold, OF brass. iron. wood. and
stone. which see not. nor hear.
nor know: and the God in
whose hand thy breath is, and
whose are all thy ways. hast
thou not glorifed:
Then was the part OF the
hand sent from him: and this
writing was written. MEME
MEME, TEKEL UPHARSIS.
This is the Interpretation os
the thing: MEME: God hath
numbered thy kingdom and GE-
ished x.
TEKEL: Thou art weighed In
the balances, and art found
wanting.
PERES: Thy kingdom is d.
vided. and given to the Medes
and Persians.
The Washington herald., 1922-07-08

Highest. s7.5; lowest, 65.f.
Relative humidity-s g. m, rs;
p. m, "a; p. m. 6s.
Rainfall Is p. m. to 3 p. m.). nil.
Hours of sunshine. 12.4.
Per cent of possible sunshine. 81.
Departures from Normal.
Accumulated excess Of tempera-
ture since January l. 1922, 4.22
Deficiency of temperature since
July /. l22. a.
Accumulated excess of precipita-
tion since January 1. 1922. l.55.
Excess of precipitation since July
l, 1922. .S7.
Temperature same date last year
Highest, 81; lowest. 70.
Tide Conditions.
High tide 1929 a. m. and 1850 p. m.
Low tide l:22 q m. and 200 p. m.
Sun rises 4:49 a. m. sets 1896 p. m.
Moon rises 7:04 p. m, sets 4:30
a. m.
River Conditions.
Potomac and Shenandoah rivers
both muddy at Harpers Ferry last
evening.
Forecast Of Flying Weather.
asnlngton 10 Long lslduu ana
to Norfolk: Mostly cloudy. with
showers ard probably thunder
storms: moderate to fresh south.
shifting to northwest winds at sur
face and moderate southwest aloft
Washington to Dayton: Parity
cloudy in Ohio and generally cloudy
with showers and probably thuE-
derstorms east of the Ohio River
moderate south shifting to west and
northwest winds at surface and
moderate southwest and west aloft
Other Temperatures,