Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-11-10
VIEWS and INTERVIEWS
Brief Local Paragraphs OF More or
Less Interest.
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Stories Concerning Folks and Things,
Some of Which You Know and
Some You Don't Know-Condensed
For Quick Reading.

For Quick Reading.
1--WE are making arrangements to
hold a big bazaar just before Christ
mas under the auspices of the Curb
Marketing Association" said Miss Lula
Smith, president of that organization
who stopped in the other day to tell
how the ladies were getting along with
the curb market instituted in Yorkville
several months ago. Our idea now,'
Miss Smith went on to say, although
we have not worked out all the details
is to conduct this bazaar or market for
several days probably a week, before
Christmas. Those interested in 1T Will
have all manner of country produce on
sale. Well try to have turkeys and
ducks and eggs and all that kind OF
thing and there will be pies and
pastries and in fact all kinds OF pro-
ducts that the farm women OF this
section Of York county make. We be-
lieve that this bazaar will prove not
only profitable to us but Of value to
the buying public"
Our County Correspondent Says:
We didn't have no election at
Possum Hollow today. Andy Gumph
who was appointed to run it said that
he got so interested in a game Of
checks down at Bill Hoskin's store
that he just clean forgot about it.
Andy said that he was satisfied
Possum Hollow would have gone
Democratic if he had of held the elec-
tion.
There was strange flivver parked
in front of Squire Tuck's house last
night. 1t belonged to the young Bolson
boy from Green Pond who is beginning
to set up to the Squire's gal Sally.
Miss Sapphira Solson has a new hat
made over from her last years hat. 1t
was trimmed by the Widow Virgins
for SO cents which Miss Sapphira
promised to pay when she sold her
turkeys.
There was a light in the Jimson
house all last night The trouble was
that the baby had the collie from
getting his feet exposed. Aunt Jcmima
Jcering was over there this morning
with some roots and YARDS and the
baby is better.
Say "Hullo!"
When you see q man in woe,
Walk straight up and say "Hullo!"
Say, "Hullo!" and How dye do?"
"HOw's the world been using you"
Slap the fellow on his back,
Bring your hand down with whack,
Waltz straight up and don't go slow,
Shake his hand and say "HullO!"
Is he wrapped in rags? Oh, ho!
Walk straight up and say "Hullo!"
Rags are but cotton roll
Just for wrapping up soul,
And a soul is worth a true
Hale and hearty How dye do?"
Don't wait for the crowd to go;
Walk straight up and say "Hullo!"
When big vessels meet, they say,
They salute and sail away;
Just the same as you and me,
Lonely ships upon the sea,
Each one sailing his own jog
For a port beyond the fog;
Let your speaking trumpet blow,
Lift your horn and cry, "Hullo!
Say Hullo!' and How dye do"
Other folks are good as you,
When you leave your house or clay,
Wandering in the far away;
When you travel through the strange
Country far beyond the range,
Then the souls you've cheered will know
Who you be, and say, "Hullo"
The Telephone Girl.
Here's tribute to the telephone
girl I ran across some where the other
day." said a lady this morning. you
know l think that there are very few
of us who realize what hard job the
telephone girl has and if we did think
a little moro about them we would
be more patient than we are some
times Here's the clipping:
With a clamp on her head like cage
for her hair,
She sits all day on a stiff little chair
And she answers the calls that come
over the wire,
From people of patience and people of
fire;
And Number" she queries of noble
or churl-
A wonderful voice has the telephone
girl,
She has to be pleasant, and hustling
and keen,
With a temper unruffed and ever
serene.
There are forty five things she must
think Of at once,
Or someone, impatient, will call her 4
Ounce.
Since it seems a general custom to hurl
The blame for your crouch on the tele-
phone girl,
It's wcarisome work on the nerves and
the brain,
Continual hurry, continual strain,
And of course she gets tired-as other
folks do
And needs to be thOughtfully treated
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