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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
Cobb Just 5 Points
Behind Sisler for
Lead in American,

CHICAGO, Aug. 16.-Only fivs
points separate Slsler and Cobb in
the race for the batting honors Of
the American league. Sisler is on
top with an average OF .4l0 and Cobb
is trailing with .405.
The St Louis star participated In
another double-header today and In
nine times at bat managed to pole
two hits. running his string up to-
iSO hits in 439 times at bat. The
Detroit pilot did not connect Tor a
safe blow although he was al bat
four times. His 1856 hits were made
In 800 times at bat.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
FnIr Jndges Nnmc,I.

Special to the world.
ARDMoRE, Aug. l6.-Oftlcial
Judges selected for the Carter coun-
ty free fair, which will be held here
September 6, 7, S and ., include
animal husbandry at A. & NJ. col
lege. saltwater, who will Judge fat
stock; ]. w. Ridgway, Fort Worth
dairy COWS; w, II, shelton, assist
ant state agent, agriculture; William
Hays, state poultry man OF A. & NJ
college, poultry, and Mrs. DaisS
Frazier, assistant state club agent
women's work
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
Enid z. ,JoptIn z.

ENID, Aug. 16.-Bnid won the
first OF a three-game series from
Joplin here today, to 3. Poolaw
and Abrams both pitched good base
ball. but Poolaw's support was rag
ged,
Score by innings: r, II. f
Joplin .......001 10l 000-3 4
Enid ........0OO 0l2 3lx-7 2
Batteries 1890 Poolaw and Street;
Abrams and Diamond.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
TODAY'S
NGAMES

Western League.
TULSA AT OMAHA.
Okla homh city at Denver.
Wichita at Dvs Moiues,
st. Joseph at Sioux city
National League.
Boston at Chicago.
brooklyn at 81. Louis.
New York at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia at Cincinnati.
American League.
chicago at Boston. two games.
81. Louis at Washington,
Detroit at Now York.
Cleveland nt Philadelphia.
American Association.
ST. Paul at indianapolis.
Minneapolis at Louisville.
Kansas city at Toledo.
Milwaukee ht Columbus.
Southern Association.
New Orleans at Nashville,
Mobile AZ Little Rock.
ChnttannnEn at Atlanta.
birmingham at Memphis.
Texas League,
wichita Falls at San Antonio,
Fort Worth at beaumont.
DALLAS at Galveston,
Shreveport at Houston.
Western Association,
Springfield at pawhualta,
Fort smith at Okmulgoe.
itenryetta at McAlcster.
Joplin at Enid.
southwestern League.
Sapulpa at Independence,
Mustogpe at Topeka,
Bartiesvllle at Salina,
CoffeyVille at Hutchinson.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
CHAMPIONS NOSE
OUT PIRATE CREW
IN 7 TO 6 SESSION
Robins Defeat Cardinals
in 80 Game; Cubs
Humble Braves

ptTTNUuHGfI AuR. ia batting fom-
rect in the fourth which yielded Hir runs
gave New YORK 10 victory over pItts-
bufEh today. Hamilton was Knocked from
tho mound In mis- innluR and Yellow
horse. who replaced him, walked one man.
flllng tho bases ana then made wild
pitch which scored two runs scott held
tho Pirates 20 two hits until the sixth.
ItRrucH replaced him Uhruna was driven
from tho mound Co.. tho eighth when five
hitH. Including husscIs homer. scored
three runs
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17

Totals SO is,as Is Totals 50 "a 81 10

1.-TWO out when winning run scored,
Nnatted for Edmuudson IN eighth.
NXRaB for Perkins ia ninth.
Score by innings;
Cleveland ,..s..s..s.ss,Olo 900 O7l--
Philadelphia ......,,, 900 OOl Solo
summary; Runs--Jamiespn 3, Wamhs-
Eanss, Speaker, Stephenson, J, Sewell,
Wood. Gulsto Gardner, Young, Haussr 2,
Welch Galloway, Walker 2. Dykes. Harris,
McGowAn, Errors-Stephensun J Sewell
Q, Wood. Galloway Two base hits. Sew
ell, Guisto. Stephenson, Waller 3, Speaker,
Bases on balls-Oft Coyeleskie 2, of Har-
rls g. Oft Rommell I, Off Boone /, Struck
out--By Coveleskie 4. by Harris I, by
Boone I,
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pWILADELplIlA, Avg I6---A Wild
throw by Joe Sewell IN tho ninth inning
with two out gave Philadelphia a lO-a vie
tory over Cleveland today, For six innings
Harris aud Coveleskie engaged In a pitch
Ing duel In the seventh Philadelphia
made eight runs on nine hits, Walker get.
ting a pair of doubles and scoring two
runs during the inning, In the eighth
cleveland drove Harris off tho mound and
found Rommel for several hits. scoring
seven runs.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
BROWNS DIVIDE
D0UBLE-HEADER
WITH SENATORS
Tigers Give Yankees Jolt
Where They Live in
Fast Battle

WASutNGTON Aug Ir..st Louis
spIit even in double-hspdcr with wash.
iHEt1u today winning the fret game
90 y, ana losing u 90 3. In the second
Shorkcr pitched well IN the opener the
visitors winning 10 tho seventh when they
bHitrd Hrililfau Tor four runs johnson
hurled steady ln tho closing encounter
while the local. hammered Kolp, Buyne
ana Meinr. Johnson. prCkiupauRh ana
U1rrls got home runs IN this game.
first Game
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SarIund Hurls No.ult Game.

SALINA, Kan, Aug. lb.-SnrIund
pitched nu-hit game here today
after relieving Wilson and Salina
defeated Bnrtlosviile. G 10 0.
Score by innings; II. II y.
Bartlesville 200 600 600 0 .
Salina ....,2O0 010 S0X--6 z 6
Observation-Disclosures and CASH
Ion; Wilson. Sarlund and Wash.
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Tigers IL Yanks 2,

NEW YORK. Aug i6.--Carl Mays went
20 pieces with two out In the ninth in
ming today anu Detroit defeated the
Yankees In the second game OF the series
to 3. Rigney singled Bassler flied out
ana after a hourder by johnson went
safely for an intield hit In the ninth.
ilue singled, scoring S'.rey. Jones fol-
lowed with hnme run scoring Blue and
johnson ahead OF him.
Ruth returned to the New York lineup
after an ahAsnce Of several days and hit
"A home run and a double.
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ST LOUIS Aug. iG--Grlmes bested
Pteuor In n pitchers battle ana Brook
yH defeated S. Louis today. To g.
wheat tied tho score with n home run IN
the sixth inning ard singles by Johnston,
u. uriffth ana Myers accounted for the
winning run IN the eighth inning Tho
locals could do little with Grimes when
men were on base. n was the Cardinals
fourth htraight defeat
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zRan for Clcmons In eighth.
zzUatted for pfeffer In eighth.
Score by innngsi
nt'"Nyn '''''.''..'....l0 DOL olo-1
VI iiohlH sIWl WNO N'ua-2
summary; Runs--JohnFton 2. wheat.
Schultz Smith. Errors-Schmandt Hung
ling Two-hase hit-Whcat. TopoTCer.
pfeffer. Three. base hit--iiornshy. Homo
run-Whent Double plHyH--B. Griffith 10
| Gchmandt, Olson to Johnston 10 Schmaudt
i.Rvan to Clemous 10 Fournier Hasea on
| bRils-On Pfeffer :, OF Grimes. struck
| out-by ffeffer 4, by Grimes 4. by
| North 1.
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CINCINNATI Aug 1G..-The PhnHes
sSh,S ySrS Sush sir6r shS ItS nSds oSn@r Sa heS
the homo team won, 2 TO I. Poor infield
plays by Caveney ana FonReca saved the
visitors tr8n sSut".t N the fourth
with severe cold and the team played
today under the guidance ot Captain
Fletcher,
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CHICNCO, AuE. lb.--ChlcaFo drove
Houllhan Oft the mound IN the fourth in
nEg today and easily defeated boston, 0
to 4. making II six straight for tho 10
Gals, OsbOrne was wild but was not hit
hard He was replaced by Checves after
he had walked Harbnre and Gibson had
wall.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17

BOSTON, Aug. l6.-Uits behind passes
by Mack Chicago rookie pitcher. en-
ablcd Boston to defeat tho white SoN to-
day, 8 20 3. schalk and Pitcher Hodge
who relieved Mack, had a miS-up on the
bench after the Red SoN had made dou-
BILE steal and two runs In the eighth.
FHlit got homer.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
SapnIpn ]. Roosters O.

The Tulsa Boosters Travelled to Sa-
pulpa yesterday and were defeated
by the score OF Z TO g. The Boost
ers made oil their runs in the first
inning. N~rwv'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
Defcnds Food Rejectlon.

VIENNA. Aug. IA long defense
Of the decision OF the Vienna munich
pality. IN rejecting further American
aid in feeding the city's children was
published today by the Arbiter zei-
tuns.pa ---'- ----' '-'------'
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rBattod for Bsyno IN ffth,
Nxliattod Tor Meine IN ninth
Score by innings:
0ts LOUIS srsHsHsss.s sVVV dVl VVW- .
Washington ............t6I lOi 02N.=ii
Summary: RunH-- SlslCr, Williams, Jac-
obsOn. Rice, Harris Brewer, ShRnks 2,
pecknpaugh .. picinich 4. johnson. Err
rors--Sislcr O. jacobson, SEVERED, Harris.
Two base hitH-MCMRuu picinich. Home
runs--Iohnson, Harris, reckinpRugh. pou-
BILE plays McMauus 10 Gerber to Slsler,
PecNnpaugh so Harris to fudge. Hases on
ballH--Cn johnson 2 OF Mein. ,. struck
nut-Hy Johnson 2.
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Score

IITl' N7 ~ N = = IoaH W w ~ II
yihtted f1r ricinich In eighth.
zzulurd for Btlllhrnrt In ninth.
Score by inningai
ST. Louis ...............O2o 900 io--7
W NNNlNNINN sfssFsAlu NlW gVN--o
Summary. Ruua--Tuhln. Foster, Jacob
fou. SEVERED, Gerber .. Shocker Rice 2,
rrCkluphuFh. Frror--Gerber. Two-hAHe
hIfH- llruWeT. SEVERED. Gerber, Thrsae-
base hit-RlCo. HaseA on bAlls---ON
Hrilhcart ?. OF shncker g. Struck nut
By Shothor 3. by Brlllhesrt ?.
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Western League.
No games scheduled.
National League,
~ 81 Louis @ Brooklyn 4
~ Pittsburgh Z. New York 7,
At Cincinnati B. Philadelphia !.
At Chicago . Hnatnn
American League.
~ New York 3 Detroit z.
At Philadelphia TO- cleveland ..
~ Boston Chicago Q.
AZ Washington l-l1, 81. Louis 10,
American Association
No games scheduled.
Suthern Association.
A. Memphis 90, birmingham ia.
At Nashville Z, New orleans I.
Al Atlanta 0. Chattanooga /,
At Mobile Little Rock. rain.
Texas League.
Galveston 7, DALLAS J.
Fort Worth H. beaumont T.
san Antonio 4, Wichita Falls o.
Houston \, Shreveport 4,
Western Association.
AZ Okmulgco q. Fort Smith I.
AZ MckleHter 4, iicnryettA ..
Al Enid 7, Joplin 8.
southwestern League.
A. Topeka o, Muskogee \,
~ Hutchinson 10, CoffeyYillo ,.
A. SallnB G. Battlcaviile o.
At Independence 4. Sepulpa s.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
o. y. & n. smeors whItewssh.

Q. T. n K, whIteWashed The T. 2 X.
contingent TO o. in an on league game
yesterday afternoon at McNulty park IN
an interesting exhibition featured by gilt
edged pitching by Boyd and Moore
Homers by Patton and Hayes decided
the issue.
The o. p. & r.. team showed much i'm
provement over their previous efforts.
=. & II. ..,.,. ...........00l IlO 2x--l
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Amateur Baseball
orcutt and Grace Battle to Tie.

OrCntt mud GrnCe BnttIo 10 Tie,
A crowd estimated at 700 watched the
fast Grace and Orcutt teams battle 10
tie on the Kendall grounds last nlsh',
game being called with the Fcors 9 to At
the end of the fifth inning, account dark
ness. The teams got away to late start
consequently could not play the fun
seven innings; however, an early start
will he made tomorrow night, when games
will start promptly at $3.50 p. m.
Grace ............. .....Oll W.
Orcutt .................2 200 00-2 ;
Game called In fifth account darkness.
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SBatted for Schalk In ninth.
INFLATED for Hodge In ninth,
Score by innings
Chicago ...........,..,lO0 900 oli-3
Boston ,............ 1000 oOl 22N--b
summary Runs--Mulligau r. Collins,
FnlS, Leihold. J. Harris. Fewater, Chaplin,
KRrr Errors. Mcclellan, Mitchell. Two
Falk DuHble plays-Schalk to Mcclellan.
4. Collins 20 Mcclellan TO Sheely, Pratt
to Mitchell to Burns, Base on hslls-Oft
Mack 6, OFT Karr ]. Struck out-By Mack
l, by kRrr ..
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son. Hnuiihan Statg 9 Holiocher. Terry,
| Grimes Frihorg Miller, Krug, Osborne
| ErrorF-Nopt Holke. Terry Krug Two
base hits-Hnllochor Miller. Grimes. Ford
| Pnwell. Home run--Gihson. Double plays
| Terry 20 HUl!ocher TO Grimes O'Farrell
| to HOlOcher, Kopt 90 Ford TO Hulke
| O'Farreu % Krug, Rarhare Co Kopf to
| Hulkc 2 RascE on bails-Otf Osborne Z,
on Ioulhsn 2 struck GU, ny osborne
| g. by Houlihan 1, by Cheeyes !, by Brax-
ton q
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The Troop slugEers knocked the sln
clair pitchers out Of the box for a total
OF IS runs. Wright who started for Sin.
clair had no control, hitting five batsmen
and walking seven. His successors fsret
no better. being batted over the field.
Wade Heath was IN fine form and held
the oil magnates to four hits.
Score by innings: r. II T.
Troop .......,,..55l o56 0-iS 10 ?
Sinclair .,....... 900 900 o. % Z
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Dstroi,

NNNTTVU TWT TTTTVTTO IN TITtN-
Score by innings;
Detroit .......,........,0 600 O20 O0i-I
New York ..............lOO 10 UOU-3
summary. Ruus-Blue. ZONES Rgney 2.
passler, Clark, johnson. witt, Ruth, Pipp.
Err0r--Wurd. Twp-hase hits-Rigney.
clark, Ruth. Home run-Pipp, Ruth,
on halls--Oi Mays 1, OF pliette q.
Struck out--By johnson 3.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17

French, who shot a 50 in the fore
noon round. disposed of Emmel
Loffler, 4 and 2. Tom Kerrigan Of
Siwaney. n. Y, was trounced. 8 and
3. hy Golden.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
ridnl Mnrchnnsc ts. Tnlsn Ice I.

The Tidal Warehouse team de-
feated the Tulsa Ice company yes-
terday afternoon by the score OF is
to 7. The game was played on the
Tidal grounds
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Hutchinson 10, Coffeyvillc 8.

HUTCHINSON, Kan, Aug. 16.-
Hutchinson caught Joe Victor in a
slump in the first inning today and
won the first game OF the series. 10
to 3.
Score by innings:
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oKMULGEE, Aug. l6. - The
Twins won a hectic game from Ok
mulgee here today in the first game
OF the series by score OF to 3.
Score by innings:
II. II. T..
Fort Smith 3. 101 900 020-4 l5
Okmulgee .. 900 010 200-3 9
Batteries-Goeckel. Barnes and
Ping; Blankenship and Agnew.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-17
NInskngce 8. Tonekn 3.

TOPEKA, Kan, Aug. 16.---Mus-
kogee hit Luschen hard In the sew
enth inning today and aided by TWO
errors scored four runs, defeating
Topeka s TO 5.
Score by innings:
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Muskogee O20 90 4Oi-8 10 /
Topeka ..,. 1O3 O0l O0O--5 ~ 4
Batteries--Winiams and Nichols;
Luschen and Benn.
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Philadelphia
Clntlnatl.


hBattcd for Rhpp In ninth.
NNBatted for q. smith In ninth.
Score by innings.
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
Made Bagpipes Useful.

An old adventurer who passed away
In Australia at the age of ninety-four,
was the only man I've known, says a
correspondent, to put bagpipes to a
useful purpose. After being captured
when the Eureka stockade fell, lie
Joined the Victoria police and was
largely responsible for the capture of
the bushranger "Jewboy" He was then
appointed second-in-command of an
expedition that set out to find traces
of Leichardt (anOther bushranger).
and he used to tell that one day the
party was surprised by 200 natives,
with hostile intent, whereupon one Nc
Intosh yelled: 1.-The pipes, Charlie, the
pipes-while we retreat" The old ad-
venturer played the pipes-and the
natives were so mystified that they
stood open-mouthed while the party
marched off.
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07

light when all was still in the doc.
office.
)ght under Hans feet was little
bdar over which Huns seemed to
Handing guard. but though he had
an important duty he was not
)ll happy because near him stood
Sperwelght in the form of stern
ing boy with his arms folded in
way that ne could hold a pencil
>enholder.
bper-weight Boy looked upon Hans
disdain. and told him that he
too gayly dressed for boy, and
|1es that his hair was cut like
b.
bor little Hans was very unhappy,
luse though he told Paper-weight
he was II Dutch boy and that was
way they dressed in his country,
brass clothes which his compan-
wore did look more like boys
hes.
pen Paper-welSht Boy, being
|c of brass, did not tumble over as
Hans when the wind happened to
. through the office. "You are
light as "A feather said Brass
Look at me. How strong l am. and
| should like to know of what
you are, anyway"
tale e care of all the important
ers for the Doctor. Look how
by hold under my feet. But for
the Doctor could not keep track
DOR little Hans could not say a
d to all this. for though he did
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
DYSPEPSIA is NOW
. THING OF THE PAST
st. Louis Citizen Eats Anything on the
Table and Has Gained Several
Pounds In Weight-Gives
Tanlae Full Credit.

1.-THE other medicines I tried before
didn't even bulge my troubles, but
three bottles of Tanlac have fixed me
up in fine shape" said III. Mohr. we'll
known citizen living at 112 S. Fourth
ST., st. Louis. Mo.
1.-TWO years ago my stomach went
wrong and my appetite failed me. Gas
formed from what little l would eat
and pressed on my heart until 1t pal
pftated SO could hardly breathe. I
wasn't able to do regular work, be-
cause Of pains in the back, bad head.
aches and dizzy spells.
"But I have gained several pounds
now since taking Tanlac and eat just
anything / want without any trouble,
The pains and headaches never bother
me any more, and am only too glad
to pass the good word along about
Tanlac. = 1t is simply wonderful"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
WHY SOME MEN GO INSANE
Kind Of Office "HeIp" With Which
Most of Us Are More or Less
Familiar.

The Colorado building boasts the
"dumbest" girl in all Washington, as
serts the Post of that city. She's a
nectarine. pippin' and peach. Re
Gently her boss, who is very busy,
believing sort of man, told her to get
Agriculture on the telephone. She
jumped for a phone directory.
Time wore on. Late afternoon
came. The boss had been engrossed
in matters of grave Importance. and
it was nearly 4 80 before he suddenly
recalled that Annie hadn't reported
on his morning phone call.
Annie" he thundered, "wheres my
Agriculture call?'
"Why. I'm sorry. sir, but it hasn't
got a phone
"WhO hasn't got a phone"
"Why, Mr.. Culture. sir. I looked
through all the C's and all the KS,
sir. and l couldn't find Mr.. Agra Cul-
lures name in either list, sir"
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
qhe Friendly Path
6Y gas'ssa, gas1ssa

lessness of the present to the harsh
methods used by parents In rearing
their little ones.
Respect for parents. and respect for
the right are the two things essential
to make a good man and woman out
of n boy and girl. But the proper kind
Of respect for neither can be acquired
by frequent applications Of the rod.
The same rule applies in every path
way through life. Business men who
rule with the iron hand, who try to
keep their employees efficient by ILL
treatment and "mule-driving" get
nowhere in the long run. Certain 1t
is that they do bring down upon
themselves the hatred of scores of
good employees and in the days when
cooperation Is essential to the sue
cessful progress of business, here Is
likely to be very big monkeywrench
in the wheels of machines.
Life is too short and the biggest
worldly accomplishments are entirely
too small to make it worth '.hile for
one to spoil others pleasure by his
own selfishness.
Kindness is the one sure producer
of success and smiles.
(Copyright)
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
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nave all the days and months at his
teet, he really could not say he was
great help. for sometimes the Doctor
did not look at the calendar for n
long time
But one day little girl came to the
ONCE with her mother, and when she
cried because the Doctor wanted to
look mt her tongue he gave her Hans
10 hoid and she stopped crying at
once.
That night Brass Boy did not saw
much to Hans, for he knew he had
heiped the Doctor, and the next day
another little girl came to see him
and when she, too. cried, the Doctor
ofered to let her hold Brass Boy, but
she shook her head and pointed to
Hans. Pretty boy" she said.
"Ah, you like my little Dutch Hans
BEST said the doctor. well, SO do
l. for his happy smile cheers me
sometimes when 1 am tired. could
not keep house without him."
That night when the office was still
little Dutch Hans was smiling Just as
he did In the day time and Brass
Boy knew that he would be wise to
hold his peace and never again did
he taunt Hans with being useless.
Hans coat grew dingy from so
much handling, but his smile re-
mained. and so long as he helped the
Doctor he could smile in spite of faded
clothes.
Brass Boy, knowing that Hans was
very important, now grew friendly
nnd they lived in peace, for Hans was
as good natured as he looked, and
cid not say any unkind things as he
might have done.
tCopyriEht.)
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
UPHELD THE FAMILY DIGNITY
Little EthePs Brave Attempt to Con-
ceaI What She Felt Must Be-
Matter Of Poverty.

Little Ethel was an only child and
one day, when the minister called she
was told to entertain him in the par
ior until her mother could see him.
few minutes later the mother.
on her way downstairs, heard the Wis
itor ask Ethel how many brothers and
sisters she had, and, to her surprise
and CONSERVATION, the little miss an
swered, Seven"
After the minister had left. the,
child was taken to task and asked why
she had said there were seven children.
Ethel replied:
because l didn't want that strange
gentleman to know that you were SO
poor that You didn't have but ono
child."-Everybody's Magazine.
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
We See the Point.

There seems to be great opening
for humorists in the states. George S.
Chappell. who wrote that spool South
Sea Island epic, 1.-THE Cruise of the
Kawa," seems on the strength of it
to have sprung into prominence at
once. He is now, of course, Iecturing
on what he forgot to put into the book.
and appears before his audiences
wearing polo helmet which he states
is 1.-THE original helmet worn by Marco
Polo during the first chukka!' A repu-
tation as wag seems more easily
gained over there than on this side of
the pond Passing Show, London.
The Dolores star., 1922-07-07
tCopyrigbt.)
Old Theory Exploded.

1t is commonly believed that the
great temple of Karnak was built by
the ancient Egyptians so that the sun
mt the precise moment of the solstice
should shine straight down the axis of
the temple. But the Egyptian survey
has made accurate measurements of
the temple and proves that the sun
has never been visible at all, at any
moment in any day in any year along
the axis of the temple. since about
5000 b. c., and thar 1t last set along
the central line of this axis between
twelve thousand and thirteen thou
sand years ago. Sat this date" says
the Scientific American, Europe was
still in the Old Stone Age; the cave
period was at its zenith, and the hunt
ers of the Dosdogne were chasing
reindeer over the French tundras. To
suppose that the temple of Karnak
can have been built then is out of the
question"