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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
Bill Armstrong

pay the extra nickel, because Il was
HIS fault that we was still IN town.
This being settled. we was escort
ed into the banquet hall under heavy
guard and amidst wild cheering. Il
seemed that Ed Bonds was on the
progra m. and making mp our mind
Immediately that all I'd would do
would be 10 get up and pan the
telephone subscri Der and pat the
telephone company on the back and
explain how his company is Just
groggy from trying 20 get along on
It's present ridiculously low rates, we
decided &c go and set in a cloak room
until I'd got the speech off his chest.
But what did we ind when Eds
stunt was introduced AS we said
before. what did we find Well Ed
didn't hardly have nothing 10 DO az
all but introduce his force OF girls
and boys and the former as we pro-
fessionaI men say. were such a bunch
Of good lockers that YOU might get
the idea Ed was trying 20 Guido Flo
Ziegfeld and his Follies' chorus. One
OF the young ladies give a short talk
on the history OF the telephone bust
ness and 70 was very interesting.
particularly the part that she said
about the telephone being in use for
/ the past 40 years This was a inter
/ estinE piece OF information 10 us. be
cause it's about 40 years since ours
quit working right
THIN Eds girls and n couple Of
big bruisers Oy the name Of Chester
Busscrt and James Edison proceeded
I % show by means of a lot Of very
7 interesting phone mechanism, that II
/ the subscriber talks directly into the
/ transmitter or the receiver, we don't
/ remember Just which, he'll never
have no more trouble with central.
and life thenceforth viii be just one
/ big. long pleasant telephone call.
And along about this time Bussert
and Edison are talking back and
I forth on the phone 20 demonstrate
] how to use it properly. they made
belief to their wife over the phone
! that Bill Armstrong had a date with
them and was trying TO get a poker
game organized. They framed this
! thing I'D on us, we want to explain,
and we want 10 issue a general de-
NAL that we never got mixed up in
a poker game with no telephone
men. We know better! I'll say we
do,
Well anyway. Eds show was
grand success and we LATED so loud
that George O'Brien, who we chanc-
ed to be sitting next TO, finally
changed his seat, thinking evidently
we was full CT Eskimo Pie or some
thing and would shortly be picked
up by Dan Pyle or one Of the other
local police officers.
It was a great lesson TO US, this
show Of Eds and we promise Wen
never get rough with a telephone
operator again. IF we ever again
arn't able to get anybody right away
on the phone, we're going TO deliver
the message in person IN Yellow
cab and send the taxi bill 10 Ed
Bonds. We're certainly a changed
man!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

comparison. in his lectures exploding popular be-
Hefs about the supposed frigidty 81 the North.
In northern Alaska and Canada along the shores
q the Arctic ocean the snowfall IS light that n
you scattered 100 wsnuts on the ground in autumn.
you'd be able 70 count 90 OF them. sticking out OF
the snow. any time during the winter.
The record OF snowfall in the United States was
nearly "A feet. This occurred IS years ago Tam
arack IN the Nevada mountains in California
In the Klondike gold rush. more prospsctors died
Of summer sunstroke IN Dawson than Perished OF
winter cold.
stefansson thinks that by 1870 Americans viii be
eating $4,000. 600 pounds OF reindeer meat a year
shipped from the Far North. Central Alaska soon
viii be growing all the wheat II needs.
stefansson believes the Arctic Circle f. cornins
country. He says It IS possible for tramp 20 hobo
his way 20 the North Pole and back. carrying har
poon using seal meat for food and seal fat for fuel
Stefanssons theory IS that popular falacies about
the Far North being solid iceberg, part OF the
false knowledge inherited from the ancient Greeks.
These faIlacies have been handed down by
a chain Of textbooks writer's who re-wrote the "old
stuff. posing authorities the North though
they never We're there 10 check up
How much OF our supposed knowledge other
fields is really misinformation Inherited from the
ignorance OF long ago.
When father went TO school. he was taught that
parallel lines. Indefinitely prolonged never meet.
Enstein proves that parallel lines do meet.
Transmutation OF metals was universally accepted
impossible a few years ago Now more scientists
say they'll be turning lead into gold, though
the cost may be prohibtve
Men used 20 Imrrisoned for saying that the
earth is round not fiat Modern man. matter
how improbable a suggestion may be- says I'm
open 20 conviction. Let's see your facts"
Truth comes as mans prejudice against new ideas
dies
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
More Truth
Ethan pOQtru
E)ty .TanOS y Mont 9GlIO =
EW James q


IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY.
Just a moment, Just a moment!
Mr. Bandit.
If our terror doesn't touch YOUR
hardened heart,
IL YOU do not heed our hOllers.
As YOU take away our dollars.
You III least should take a little
thought for art!
Think of all the brilliant movie
show producers.
Men whose talent and devotion
are sublime.
who are plying their vocation,
OF providing an the nation
With the very best and highest
scenes of crime
Yet one hardly ever goes to see a
picture
But a person OF your calling meets
his eye:
And of course YOU pause to view
him.
AS the officers rursue him,
or he shoots and robs a casual
passer by.
Though the average persons system
Graves excitement.
Which explains the stunts the
movie people do,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

THE SNOW SHONELER.
I'm the good old days of the long ago
III shout with slee at the sight of
snow.
I'd bolt my porridge and hustle
out
To the various neighbors round
about.
Then timidly tap on each door and
do YOU want me 70 shovel the
snow away Q"
was a shoveler. little and strong,
I could shovel AT snow drifts all day
long.
could toss it far and toss it wide
And bank 20 nicely on either side.
And heap it high by the old back
fence
And an that charged was 10
cents.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
4 RIGHT TO BE PROUD.

"The conduct Of taa s-udebaker corporation dur
irg the war VIII always remain the proudest record
.u its history"
THIS 81 taken from a statement by the president
az THAI company A. r. Erszine in article ex-
planning how the year 1927 was made the banner
scar for business
TO contribute largely 20 the winning Of the war
end % rejoice I'm the fact that work for the gov
eminent was done with no view Of profit and only
or service is record fin which too few the great
concerns can take Just pride.
From the moment that Prest Wilson handed
passports 20 Won Fernsorlf IN the last shot was
fired and the victory won. the studebaker corpora
ton was lu the war
on me day OF the break Erszine wired to
the president offering the services Of his company
factories facilities for any purpose which
zinc country might need.
The close OF the war found the facilities OF this
great company producing not pleasure cars but gun
carriages, shell parts. hubs for artillery wheels mine
anchors military tractors. artillery wheels. road
truck links escort wagons. drinking carts. combat
wagons. escort wheels harness and were all ready
20 produce 1000 shells each day.
The war had changed it's business and it IS
matser of eternal pride that this company took for
itself only a third Of the profit that good business
demands that it take when engaged in it's private
enterprises.
No cry OF "profiteer'' ever be raised against
such company VIII there ever come charge
that its owners go1 rich from the war.
Not every company IN similar business can point
back 20 such a record and # is worth than
passing notice that the restraint in the matter of
war profits is now recompensed by a tremendous
? growth since the war.
Tn a comparison with four other leading manu-
facturers the records show that these obtained
greatly increased orders during the war and there
runs through business as through life strain OF
poetic justice.
The concerns which took most Profit from the
definite ratio between profits in war and profits
after the
The local company stood at the bottom OF the list
for percentage OF profits during the WARRIOR it was
working for the government 1t stands highest
today The order the other four today is exactly
the reverse OF the position in which they stood dur
ing the war.
That this great company returns profit for its
owners 81 a matter OF pride TO this community for
tho community Is proud Of prosperous concerns.
That Il tossed away any idea of profit and thought
only Of the safety of the government, that it gave
little heed to its future in it's own particular BUSH
ness and thought only of the needs Of the army
when the boys were the fighting front is a big
fac. that ou;shines all others
The studebaker record during the war is too fine
70 be forgotten and a repetition OF the facts from
time 20 time that TO revive a feeling
Of pride, not only onNthe Part OF those who were
connected with this company but the hearts OF
tho community Of which 70 IS a part
It Is record to be proud of-and TO be reuera-
bored
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
VERSE o. CHEER
By Edgar L. Jones
HELP HIM ALONG.

HELP HIM ALONG.
The happiest hours that We ever live
Are the hours we open our hearts
and give
A cheer word or a friendly smile
In good old true heartwarming
style,
That makes some sad heart bright
and gay
And brightens up his gloomy day.
The happiest hours that ever know
Is when I Will take the time 20 show
Some friend OF mine who is feeling
blue
That I am willing 20 pull him thru
With the kind OF help that VIII
meet his need.
And start him right that he may
succeed.
When 7 reach the peak and have
gained success
M heart just hrims full Of harpi-
ness
Happiness. yes, but its not the real
True sort OF Joy that always feel
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
advertising Paid, But
BUYER Didn't Leave Ca

Abe Sherman. a Chaplin S. mer-
chant, and a professed believer ga
advertising had his ardor for out
of-doors display somewhat chilled
when thief evidently warned o.
the approach OF zero weather, dis
engaged from their hangers and
made away with woman's coat. a
pair Of boys uu-onal-s and man s.
size overall jacket which were ad-
vert.sed for sale in front 81 bis
store
sherman IN making a report 81
the theft 70 the police. could g.ve
no clew az 20 the identity of the
thief excepting thar in his belief he
was a family man.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
dust FOIRs @z a9 HSsEz

I'd shovel a path 10 the garden gate,
And I'd make it wide and I'd make
il straight
I'd clear the walk and the porches
too.
AS well as ever a man could do,
And then if the job didn't take
much time.
I'd ask them only to pay a dime.
But the years are long since
shoveled snow
For the kindly folks that I used to
know.
And I have lived in the marts of
trade
Where the moneys lost and the
moneys made.
But never has silver worn the glow
OF those dimes got for shoveung
snow
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
OtherE Than Ours
=5AA -
DIFFERENCE.

Henry Ford. who thinks our money system Is all
wrong draws this from the Wall Street Journal:
European wood pulp bought few American motor
this year. but Mr. Ford took gold standard
American currency for a record breaking number"
Ford isn't proposing unlimited printing paper
money with nothing back of st except the intangible
government in Germany and Russia
What he wants IS paper money backed by concrete
property Ike Muscle Shoals or Panama Canal or
steel mills. instead Of gold. What's the difference
between that and a federal reserve not secured by
q load Of bricks a bale Of SILK
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

a Ford sedan. Gndiana Hcsnss
15s4sS). belonging 20 L. T. Schroe-
der. lis ". Broadway N-shawaka.
was reported stolen 90 the poaca
"Wednesday. The machine was park
cd az the corner ~ JEFFERSON blvd
and Michigan ST. late Tues Iay even
ing. according to tho report. when
last seen hE The oWler
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
WEALTH.


Thomas Baldwin 94-year-od Long Island hermit
found dead in his shack. lie died in rags. though
he had 25 good suits hanging about the walls.
Thomas probably got great satisfaction contem-
plating tho % suits and knowing that he would
never want for good clothes
IF he had read Poor Richards Almanac. by Ben
Franklin, he'd have seen this Wealth Is not his
that has a. but his that enjoys IT,"
Arsers usually forget that money is only means
70 az end
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

They don't patronize the fillum..
For they find enough to thrill EN-
As they stand upon the sidewalk
watching you.
You're indulging in illegal COMPETE
ton,
Giving acts that people ought TO
pay to see,
Making people cape with wonder.
AS YOU sand-bag, rob and plunder
Every show Of your production
being free.
40 one goes to see a movie male
factor
Ply the jimmy or the sand bag or
the dirk.
Think OF art, Relent a trihe
When you WELD the gun or rife,
Make the population pay 70 watch
you work!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
ThQTowerg(BabQl

ANOTHER WAY TO SAVE MONEY
BY AN EXPERT ON SAVING
FUN AT A ROTARY LUNCHEON
I'D BONDS BIG BEAUTY
SHOW AND OTHER TrESIS OF
INTEREST.
Encouraged by the popularity that
John Rockefeller has attained By
being thrifty and saving money, we
are constantly on the lookout for
schemes OF all kinds where we can
save up and lay BY an occasional
dime.
The idea came 20 us the other day,
now II we could just save our ex-
pense OF eating a luxurious lunch
downtown each noon. We would save
a lot OF money and soon would be
In a class Of financial giants like
Rockefeller. Schwab and a lot OF
other Eazaboes you all know. The
plan rs this-we set around IN the
lobby Of the oliver every noon when
any club meets there, and wait until
some birds comes along that hap
pens 10 belong to the club then we
go up and brace him and say, Hello
kiddo. won't you have lunch with
me today Then he replies. NO,
can't do H. Ny club meets today
Won't you lunch with me ?" We
then grab him by the shoulder and
push him into his club luncheon be-
fore ne gets out OF the notion.
Tuesday moons. we always lay
around watching for Joe Donahue or
some other stiff and get ourseli
dragged off TO the University club
luncheon. Wednesday is a peach OF
a day because the Rotary and Lions
both put on the feed bag at the
oliver that day
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26
QUERY.

What has become Of the old-fash-
toned prohibition enforcement Of
fcer who poured seized liquor into
the streets?
TILE USUAE SORT.
It is an unlucky egg which has a
cold storage warehouse for a step
mother.
\ GREAT PEOPLE.
Anyway the Chinese washed
clothes for generations without in
Producing steam mangles.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

Your grocer might bee asleep
waken him with a request Tor your
sample OF Blue Devil Cleanser.
2s-tf-2s
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

Yesterday noon. our money saw
ings plan worked out 10 perfection.
We was lettering around I'm the en-
trance to tho lobby ana in walked
two or three eggs that belonged TO
the Rotary club that we know. and
we got ready to go 10 work on them.
We seen Cliff Parks and passed him
up Immediately because we recently
stuck him for a banquet Frank
Shumaker was next and we was
afraid Frank wouldn't have the
money. so we centered our attention
on No. 3. who happened 10 be w. o..
Davies. We give the matter some
very careful thought and finally
passed W. o. up, because as you
know he's on the board Of public
safety now and we was afraid he
would start in begging US TO be as
sistant chief of police. We didn't
want to be placed in the position Of
refusing W. O. nothing, so we passed
him up and tackled No. 4. who
shall nickname Art Russell Finally
we passed Russell up too, on account
OF his business, Art is a undertaken,
YOU know, and his conversation al
ways has a tendency To dcpress us.
Joe Stephenson and Fred Bryan
come into view. We asst them both
TO take lunch with us. and they ig-
nored us, but a compromise was fin
ally effected, Joe 20 pay As cents
and Fred 40 cents, with the stipu-
lation that we must set in another
part of the room. Fred contended
that Joe really ought 10 be made TO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-26

''women's clothes are a joke" SAYS reforner.
The Joke is on them.
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FOR
SEIZURE Of MINES
Agrees to French Suggestions
on German Problem.
SOME POINTS GO TO EXPERTS
British Premier Also FaVors Collection
of 26 Per Cent al Frontier on Ger,
man Exports.

London, Aug. lr.~-A> Il result of q
three hnnr> conversation between Pc
mier Pninyart. OF France, and ba,.'
Lloyd George. the British prime minis
Ter il Was deciGt'tl 10 refer back IL h;
committee OF exports NJ. i'uini'aie>
plan for cuntini 81 tnrlnstii iinaitre".
with HE request the points upon vine!
The British and French are not j.
agreement be re-eNamined.
Mr.. Lloyd George agreed 10 litt
French suggestion regarding line col
lection of % per Gem lax Oh GprmEl
exports 1T her frontiers. which wunl'
be paid to relarali"l!> funds. ll, u
80 agreed To the suggestion for ~. il
over The state forests and llji..
German occupied territory.
The important points On VIII, i 80
two premierS Werr unable /" =,
were The establishment "t 4 80. -:
barrier along The i,hiIe p:uN i,tii.:> -.
duties "Il everything @nili- lr,o n.
coming from he lsuur region. TIE pa.
cipai purpose being 10 tax coal go
into he resi- of Germany. ana al
participation in GtIlnnI .H.!..:.:..
concerns.
Although The conversation tee. !.
without the appearance "f an. =.
Sonal aSperSinn>. borh the prpH!r.
were described is relarinuS!A !t"!:j-..
their respective yjeWf,rin :.
The British cabinet Will meet
consider the situation growing "tli t,
the conference. 1t * tmdrr>;u,j III.
at the same time Premier rnill';t
will consult with his colleagues.
Before their decision WAS /; ;i,.h'
on the exports tax and seizure. OF lrfii'
NJ. George said things 7.ould. not =
on a> they We're and tla; France ln.s:.
be compelled To take independent Il
ton Premier Theuni>. of Ee'%iHl
was striving To bring the British an
French policies nearer .c-egh"r. III
three premiprS breakfaSted together Il
Mr.. Lloyd Georges official .pnWuin:
street residence.
The differences between the Erenci
and British viewpoints were di>,lSSr,
III length. This 'dipomatic breath
fast" which lasted for three hours
was the outstanding feature uf III.
early part Of the conferences thr,
day. The pl.rmittrS later cuntin, e,
their conversations al The residence
Ni>counI Farquhar. where the mem
hers of the allied DELEGATIONS Ia,
luncheon.
The report of the experts begins
with the suggestion the proposed y
per cent tax on German pXporlS Shal
be collected as the shipments leave
Germany. not by the allied importing
countries when the goods arrive al
their frontiers
Reports from Berlin say the confer
ence is being anXiously watched there
According 10 the correspondent of the
Times, Chancellor Nirth has stated
if the conference breaks down, Ger.
many will be at the end of her Caur
age. and must la. down her tools.
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YOUNG MOTHER
NOW STRONG
Her Mothers Faith in Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound
Led Her To Try 1t

Kenosha, Wisconsin, cannot say
enough in praise of Lydia E. Pinkham's
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-08-10
Mother-Io
Read This

Here is a wonderful message to al
expectant mothers. From this mo
ment on, cast from your mind all
dread and fear, and feel every day as
the months roll by that great freedom
from much of the suffering which
thousands of expectant mothers un.
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Little One arrives, you can have that
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you have perhaps imagined. An emf.
1ent physician, expert in this science,
las shown the way. 1t was he who
irst produced the great remedy,
Mothers Friend" Mrs. c.. J. Hart.
nan, Scranton, Pa, says:
with my first two children had
a doctor and u nurse and then they
had to use instruments, but with my
last two children L used Mothers
Friend and had only a nurse; we had
no time to get doctor because 1
wasn't very sick-only about ten or
fifteen minutes
Mothers Friend" is applied extern.
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1t aids the muscles and tissues to ex-
pand easily. 1t penetrates quickly.
1t contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs. 1t is safe. There is no substi-
tute. Avoid useless greases some
times recommended by the unknow-
ing. Mothers Friend" is sold by
druggists everywhere.
NoTE-vrite for valuable, free illustrated book.
MS6nsrndoa and the BABY containing important
Shout" Sads Rssa s G ssass
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and | am sure they viii feel as I do
about it.-Mrs. FRED. P. HANSEN, 562
Symmonds ST., Kenosha, Wisconsin.
A medicine that has been in use nearly
fifty years and that receives the praise
grandmothers is worth your considera-
ton.
If you are suffering from troubles
that sometimes follow childbirth bear
in mind that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound is woman's medicine.
1t is especially adapted to correct such
troubles.
The letters we publish ought to con-
vince you ask some of your women
friends or neighbors - they know it's
worth. You viii, too, if you give it
fair trial
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Rusty Nail Kills Child.

Philadelphia. Aug. 10.-Mary AbrAm
shock, aged 5, Of ESSinslon. died o
tetanus 1T the University Hospital, ac
cordin@ To a report received AT tn
coroner'S office. The girl was playin;
in her ward last week when she RAJ
d rusty nail into her foor. Infection
rapidly sci in and she was taken /,
he hospital. where efforts To save he
life rtnveI una "ailing.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-08-10
DEBTOR KILLS POLICEMAN
Deputy Sheriffs, Attempting to Seiz
Car. Severely Wounded

Frederick, Md. Aug. 10.-Puliceman
John Adams was shot and killed anC
Deputy Sheriffs Charles w Smith anu
Alien Eurtgis We're severely WoulIde,
10y William \. StultZ at StultZ's home
here.
Smith and Bartgis We're attempting
to seize Stultz's automobile to satisfy
bedt claim when the latter opened
fire and then harricaded himself in
his home. Adams WAS shot when he
and another policeman went to StultZ' 5
home TO arrest him.
Stultz's counsel persuaded him to
surrender and the man was taken to
the Baltimore Jail to avoid possible
lynching
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Teachers Examinations

An examination for teachers GER
tificates will be held i'll Cambridge,
at the Seminary Building for white
applicants and at the Pine Street
Building for colored applicants, on
Tuesday and Wednesday, August
18th and 10th, 1922. beginning at
S45 o'clock A M.
By order of Board of Education
for Dorchester County
JAMES B. NOBLE, Supt.
Sl2-1 1t.=Sl2-6t
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HOW'S THIS?

HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will
do what we claim for it-rid your system
of Catarrh or Deafness caused by
Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
sists of an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves the catarrhal Inflammation. and
the Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which
acts through the Blood on the Mucous
Surfaces. thus assisting to restore nor
NAL conditions.
Sold by druggists for over 40 Years.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
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OCEAN CITY SPECIAL

My large roomy White bus will
leave the corner of High and Locust
streets, every Sunday morning at 8
O'Clock for Ocean City, $3.50 round
trip; will leave Ocean City at $50
p NJ, for the return trip.
Si5-6t TOME. SLACUM.
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V Z = t / d " T SOlil-
pound. My mother
had great faith in it
as she had taken so
much of it and when
| had trouble after
my baby was born
she gave it to me.
1t helped me so much
more than anything
else had done that |
advise all women
with female trouble
to give it a fair trial