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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
BOSSISJI LOSES.

The apparent victory Of Clifford Pinchot IN the
race for the republican nomination for governor
OF PENNSYLVANIA viii now afford the political dag
nost.clanz new subject for dissension-
u viii be seized upon IN all probability by the
democrats as conclusive evidence OF the unpopular
ity OF the Harding administration and Will be vel
coined by them az evidence OF a growing dislike
for the rarty IN power.
There viii be none who will attribute Il to any
personal popularity on the part Of Pinchot. When
he first came 70 notice a lieutenant OF Roosevelt
and the creator OF the policy forest reserves he
held MS place only through the liberation OF his
chief The other followers OF Roosevelt dsliked his
aristocrato bearing his aloofnes his most palpable
lack OF those qualities which create strong personal
frisndships
FOR Pinchot bred in the rare atmmosphere Of
wealth. had little natural association with the
peorle who were presumably most interested in the
causes he espoused. Whatever hold he had upon
the public came from principles. not personality.
Following so closely on the victory OF Beveridge
IN this state the most natural conclusion might be
that the old Bull Moose IS again the rampage
and chat It "a out take control OF the parent
party.
The same influences which fought Beveridge in
this state fought Pinchot IN Pennsylvania. The Old
Guard and their standards party bossism and the
control OF rarity machinery for the benefit Of priv
neged masters was arrayed against him IN all its
strength and power. He had fight that organiza-
ton which bllndly followed the late Sen Penrose.
The truth is that the people or this country are
getting tired OF party bossm and that the repudia-
ton Of Harding. far Il IS involved, is limited
10 his association with party bosses.
The republicans OF Pennsylvania for the first time
IN years have asserted their independence OF their
leaders and have decided that they choose their
own candidates
The result should be something OF lesson 70
those who think in a dead age and who have not yet
learned what the coming OF womans suffrage
This victory. in the old days would have been
Impossible The women can relied upon choose
men who have been identified with principles that
look towards the urft standards of life and the
protection Of the home and children rather than
those who depend upon the power of close Organi-
cation and public plunder.
In these first fights. the conclusion is plain and
should be a warning TO all those who make a
pAstime or a profession OF politics.
The people are thinking for themselves. They are
tired of being bossed. They not misled by labels
and by fake appeals They want results and demand
that laws be fitted to changing needs
Insofar as the democratic party shows itself more
progressive than the republican it hope TO win.
For the people are on their way and that way is
forward not towards the dead days of pillage and
privilege
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
RHY DO YOU LAUGH?

There are those who viii hardly agree with that
noted speaker Prof. Newcomb Of Cleveland. who
told the Knife and Fork club caused
by the sudden removal Of one Of the inhibitons Of
natural instinct.
Nor will they concede that the purpose OF
laughter is designed by nature release from the
tensions OF social chains.
II this were true. laughter would be most common
among those whose high development in the social
scale had given them the most represlons and whose
natural instincts were most severely chained by
toms brought about by the complexty OF modern
civilization
You might expect from the college professor.
trained to a life of unemotonalLsm. to exhibit hys-
terical outbursts when his sense Of humor was
touched by one Of those slips of language. The re-
verse is true
The truest laughter in the world is that of the
child who uses It as his expression Of pure joyous
ness The infantile mind that detects no incongru-
sites in life that has fixed ideas that looks always
upon new world finds its easiest expression in
spontaneous outbursts OF JOY.
Laughter or # viii seem to many. is the natural
expression Of pleasant emotions. rather than the
escaring steam from the overheated imagination.
Only when people begin to express their tendency
to laughter does repression and inhibition play its
Part. Those who are trained highly TO so-called
good manners do not smile when the tongue slips
or when some unfortunate accident occurs to fellow
being. placing them I'm unidentified attitude.
The man who laughs the most is he who has kept
his closest 10 the guelessness of childhood.
who finds pleasure in life in little things who has
not let the serious weight OF affairs crowd from his
mind the Joy of living or the enjoyment of the simple
things
Were this not true. the ordinary vaudeville actor
would find the going very hard and the professional
fIn-raker would have most hazardous occupation.
PEOPLE laugh because it is natural 10 laugh. be-
their whole tendency is towards Joy. because
their hearts are ever alert for happiness.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
THE FOUNDATION OF PROSPERITY.

George F. Roberts. vice president % the nations
largest bank tells the members OF a western state
banking association that cheap money and plenty Of
money will not bring real progress and prosperity
Progress cannot be made by writing promssory
notes" he says. ''If chear money IL a good thing,
they should be happy IN Russia. For the world TO
set ahead 1t takes work It takes saving and it takes
time.
'.It is wen 10 think OF capital IN concrete form.
II a man has that he IS not using all the
time. ne can lend IL part OF the time for neghbor
who has use for It. There is economic gain in
having the ak in use all the time but the point IS
that somebody must have an ak Many get 10 think
ing in times OF credit expansion that a photograph
Of an ak viii do"
That IS the view which al bankers viii take when
IN a few days or a few weeks they Will be asked 70
loan their axes TO south Bend which needs them
and which has the power to use them.
Very fortunately this city when it asks TO borrow
an ak can point 20 great forest be cut down and
put into disable form a guaranty that there
real necessity for 1t and that when the time comes
to return the AK that VIII have only the origi-
nal instrument hut enough more saved wealth 10
saleEuard against any loss.
For South Bend IS creating wealth creating Il by
work which Is the first essential OF prosperity and
OF growth
This city is now able 70 offer 70 the nation the
erectacIe OF an unparalleled demand products.
on unparalleled ability 70 furnish things produced
by work that the loan or axes loses all risk.
This city IS ready TO work Ii has saved It's
foundations are built for all time
T. furnishes no photographs but It has The reality
OF wealth. which IS the creation Of labor of saving
and The use Of time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
YOUR HEALTH 50 By c6 DR.. R, $.

supply for the average person.
Iron is needed for. the blood
where it assists in the carrying OF
the life giving oxygen. Egg yolk
whole wheat. dried beans and peas.
spinach, dried prunes and nuts are
rich in iron.
Phosphorus is needed by every
cell of the body The bones and
muscles. and particularly the ner-
vous system. cry for H. Fortunate
ly this element is found in the same
foods which are rich IN iron and
lime. so If one is supplied all the
elements are likely TO he
The chlorine which helps to make
the acid OF the gastric juices Is
taken into the system in great part
as common salt--sodium chloride
Balancing Your Diet
The nitrogen and sulphur are fur
nished by the protein foods and
these elements are present in pref
" constant proportions-that fami-
liar old political formula sixteen
TO one" is maintained here Six
teen per cent of nitrogen to 1 per
cent hA sulphur u ABOUT the ldIO
IN the common foods of this type.
Eggs. milk. whole wheat. oatmeal
potatoes. beans. peas and beef con-
tain sulphur. as we'll as larger guam
titles of nitrogen. of course.
Does not this short story of your
needs point out the Importance OF
a properly balanced and well-chos.
en- dietary You cannot live OF
candy and pastry. because they sup
ply energy and not substance. You
must have the constructive mater.
ials or your body viii fall into dis
pair.
To have good health you~need not
he rich. You can easily provide
yourself with eggs, milk. whole.
wheat bread, the common vege.
/ tables have named. and the simple
/ fare which will give YOU bone. mus
cles. brain substance and well-func.
! tioning organs. Then YOU may add
! the luxuries which tickle your pal.
ate.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
dust EOIRS. @u66ezssecszz

And it's beneath the heavy blows
That courage at its finest shows.
When you have something hard to
do.
Don't quit until you've seen It
through;
Though happier you would be at
play,
Never from duty run away.
Then, though you sprawl on fail
ure's mat,
You'u be a better man for that"
Now I am older grown and I
See with a somewhat clearer eve
Just what my father saw back then
In all the troubled lives OF men
Hardships and builders OF the race.
Strength grows by what it has TO
face;
He only meets LIES sternest est
Who gives the irksome task his best.
Care does what pleasure never can
In fashioning the better man.
Copyright. 1920
When you say cigars-say Dutch
Masters Hit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

To maintain the body in health
and TO prov. lie it proper nourish-
ment. fifteen chemical elements are
required WI IN I told this 10
friend Of m.re and read him the
list he said
That sounds more like the in
ventory Of a drug store than Of the
essential elements Of a society bud 80
OF these elements. the fats. sugar
and starches which we eat supply
three. Five more are given by the
protein foods-chief Of which are
lean meat and The white of egg
OF the other seven there are three
-fourind. iodine and sihca-which
are present in the body in very in
finitesimal quantities. Indeed. we
may disregard them. trusting that
they Will be picked up from one or
another source.
Vital Minerals
y The remaining chemical elem snts
are minerals which are needed TO
supply strength 10 the bones and 10
supply substance 10 the muscles.
They furnish the salt content Of the
fluids and juices Of the body. With
out such minerals the blood serum
the gastric juices and all the var
ious secreticns would be water
alone and would not possess the
acid or alki.ine qualities essential
to their proper action.
Without lime and iron and phos.
phOrus we could not go far in our
growth and activity In Russia and
the central nations Of Europe the
lack OF milk during the war de-
prived the children of their chiei
supply OF lime. As a result. there
was softening OF the bones and the
development OF ricketts,
Without an abundance Of lime
during pregnancy the bones and
I teeth OF the expectant mother are
/ drawn upon and she suffers In con.
| sequence.
Carrots. turnips, cabbages and
/ oranges are rich in lime. Apple.
contain a good available source ot
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
THE BETTER MAN.


I didn't understand II then,
When I was eight or nine or ten
And little troubles came my way
Ny kindly father used TO say:
Sorrow must come 10 man and boy.
Don't cry about a broken toy,
Don't fret too much because you
lose.
Don't whimper over every bruise:
Remember when they knock you
fat,
You'll be a better man for that"
When I had older grown. he'd say:
'Life's not a constant round OF play
And there is work for all 70 do
and many an irksome task for you.
The time will come when you will
find
That duty often seems unkind.
You will be told 70 work when you
Have something else you'd rather do.
But Just forget your ball and bat,
Youu be a better man for that
This is a lesson YOU must learn:
JOY is a thing which all must earn,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
YES. THERE Is PROGRESS.

Does the name semenoff mean anything you2
It Will perhaps sometime soon when Sen. Borah gets
action his effort 10 deport~his
if he cannot try him for his killings.
For semenoff boasts Of the title OF murderer
Of the ages" and came TO this country when he
escaped from Russia where his cold killings had
made him a hated and feared monster. Even Japan
would let him land.
An officer of the United states army has testified
that he has killed 100000 men, women ard children
The head Of the American army in Russia says that
that fsure is not exaggerated. lie is but p years
cid now.
Only once in several centuries does a man rise TO
such terrible eminence. and the fact that he is now
q hunted deepised thing instead OF king shows that
history does record some progress
Seven hundred years ago the world saw an even
greater destroyed Of life in the person OF Genghis
Khan, who attained the distinction OF killing
100000 Asiatlcs
His was the military murder OF all ages and his
methods Of murder were the crude ones OF his day.
He had not reached the refinements Of bombs and
POISON gas Of airrlanes over cities. OF submarines
striking from beneath the waves
When he captured the city Of Bagdad, it is
corded that he beheaded some 100000 residents Of
that city order establish his rule and impose
his ideas of life upon others.
Genghs Khan noe only murderer but
moralst. He believed in some Of the fundamental
virtues and in order TO make his world peter he
killed those who refused to accept his ideas.
Historians give him credit for establishing laws
against theft AGAINST adultery, against murder in
northern China which he conquered and organized.
inclined forgive his wholesale killings IN
the light Of the fact that his principles sti rule in
lives Of the descendants of those he conquered.
Semeno1 had no such purpose. He organized the
battle against Boshevism His killings so testify
our American Officers were ruthless He surrounded
himself with men who boosted that they
sleep unless they lad killed a human being out
r.vauing Macbeth who finally murdered sleep" by
his own killings This man IS seemingly without
conscience and without regret.
Some day the senate when it gets TO the right
point and forsets it's political workings viii probably
refuse him haven In America
The world progresses. Genghis Khan. by his many
murders became a kins. This Russian. most blood
thirsty since the day Of Genghis is now an outcas
seven hundred years elapsed after the first before
the world produced second monster. May il never
bring forth another.
Wouldn't It be great II money circulated as fast
as rumors2
Famous artist SAYS music IS cure for jazz But
the youngsters say jazz is a cure for music
--o---
This years corn crop IS estimated az six million
gallons.
The war did some sood !, gave US something to
blame everything on
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

We see Frank Herring has a new
iob-president Of the Knife ana Fork
club. If Frank gets a few more
jobs, he'll be buster than Charley
Brenheck. the markete man, on I'M
tiation night Of the Weighing Your
Own-Hand- Whit Meat society.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

And by The way. what's become Of
Isellem Burkart. of the Conversation
Life Insurance company We have
Mt heard Of him doing anything i'm
portant in a long time-nOt since
he was walking the floors every night
with Tarbaby.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
MYSTICAL NOTE

Doc Brand and Barney Barnhart
are reported 10 be engaged in making
arrangements for a weInie roast,
which we expect 10 be invited 10 in
the near future. II we could just
raise former 1t. Earl Reeder. Ye
Gods. what A quartet this would
make
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

We also observe that they have
made Guy Johnson. the gas expert
president of the University club. As
we consider Guy a good friend OF
ours. we wonder If now wouldn't be
a good time for US 10 Try 10 get into
the University club as a graduate
from the National Billiard academy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

one OF our expert observers saw
Rudy Alderman removing the alco-
hoI from the radiator Of his automo-
bile yesterday. We have been un-
able 20 ascertain whether Rudy was
getting ready tor q party, or has
finally come 10 the conclusion that
winter is really over.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
The Tower g.BabQl &5 81
s;5
eG1 Bill Arnstron6 esssS1zss
Bill Armstrong

The poor weak Indianapolis police
men-think OF policeman beng re
duced 10 poverty and want, neglect
ing his family and missing the finer
things Of this life by becoming n
slave to chocolate sodas and nut
sundaes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

Billy Elliott and Ferry Fulton have
returned from a three months trip
abroad. The trip was made particu-
larry interesting 70 both OF them
and the others in the party. because
nearly every place that Billy and
Ferry went, the natives mistook
them for Nut and Jeff.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

When solomon said there is a
place for everything" according TO
Riley Hinkle's Ford Bulletin. he
never thought Of the trouble a car
owner would have with South Bends
new parking ordinance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

We notice that John Ellsworth has
started broadcasung bargains 10 the
ST. Joseph valley. That's the trouble
with the radio. everybody's doing il.
Think what VIII be our feelings some
night when We have set down 10 en-
Joy a concert by -Heink
or the Colfax Avenue Glee club and
half through the program. old J. G.
viii pull something like this.-"AIy
Adeline. Sweet-Fleeced lined un-
derwear. two pairs for a quarter. al
the Ellsworth store. the Brightest
SPOT in town-You're The Flower Of
Ny Heart Sweet AdeIine."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18
EYERYDAY. FVFRYONHFRF

EVERYDAY. EVERYWHERE
Two merchants bid for Fortunes
prize
In the self-same field OF labor.
one had the sense 20 advertise
And soon bought out his neighbor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

A dispatch from Indianapolis in
forms us that the policemen OF that
city are letting ice cream get their
goat; that they are eating ice cream
in SUCH quantities that official action
will Soon be necessary. oh. what
an argument against prohibition.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

Which brings Us 20 a most i'm
portant matter; Dudley Shively hae
mailed US a programme believe
that's what you call it-of the Hotc.
Whitcomb dining room, -. Joseph.
Mich, in which the item Caviar
Sliced is featured. causing Dudley
TO comment asF follows. Bill
Who can slice caviar? This IS get
ting il too fine. Dudley" So we ask.
who can slice caviar? Who can ?
Again we ask It? HI, we can't pro-
nounce n. let alone slice II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

Wouldn't It be great II money circulated as fast
as rumors2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

Who can slice caviar? Dudley
might just as we'll have asked US
Why is a policeman"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

Famous arts, says music IS cure for Jazz. But
the youngsters say jazz is a cure for music.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-18

When you say cigars-say Dutch
Masters Hit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30
UNCLE
WIGGILY
HE STORY OF THE RUBBER
BALL.
HE STORY OF THE RUE
BY HOwAED R. GARIS.

What have you there, Uncle Wig
gily?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy
Wuzzy, as the muskrat lady house
keeper opened the door OF the hol-
low stump bunga' W one evening
and let the rabbit gentleman come
in Us that an adventure you found
out in the woods p
Not exactly an adventure" re-
piled Uncle Wiggily with a smile
which made his pink. twinkling
nose seem most jolly indeed,
though it may turn out 10 be an
adventure before 1 have finished
with H."
But what in the world is it?"
asked Nurse Jane. Cant you tell
me. Wiggy2"
1T is only a little rubber ball,
with q hole in so you can squeeze
out air or water. whichever you
choose" and Uncle Wiggily playful
~ pressed the red rubber ball. max
ing a little puff of air, from inside
il. kiss Nurse Jane on the nose.
"Oh. Wiggy," exclaimed the
muskrat lady, jumping back, for the
air from the rubber ball tickled her.
"Oh, Wiggy. I hope you aren't go
ing TO play bouncie-ouncie in your
old age"
NO. I'm not going TO turn child
ish and play bOuncey-ouncie with a
rubber bali" laughed the bunny i
just bought this for Baby Tabby.
The little pussy girl was so clever
in saving me from the Bob Cat, and
she loves to throw things 50 much.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

I bought her this rubber ball. she
cant do any harm tossing this soft
ball about"
That is very kind Of YOU" and
said Nurse Jane. but IL Is TOO late
90 take the rubber ball 70 Baby
Tabby this evening. she'll be in the
cats cradle fast asleep
III take II over fin the morning
then said Uncle wigg.ly, and he
put the ball on a shelf in the kit
chen
That evening after supper. when
Nurse Jane and Uncle WiEgily were
in the sitting room OF the bungalow.
the rabbit reading the paper. and
Nurse Jane sewing up a hole in his
shirt. Uncle WIgsily suddenly
thought he would like a raw carrot
10 nibble
"Tn get you one" offered Nurse
Jane. Out 70 the kitchen she went.
in the dark. FOR she knew just
where the carrots We're kept. But.
all or a sudden. the bunny gentle
man heard a sad cry like:
"Aiew-mia GU ee-e-e-ei"
'Oh. deari" screamed Nurse Jane.
Baby Tabby must have come over
when I wasn't looking and I stepped
on her in the dark, on. Baby Tab
by, did I step on your tail or paw %
There was no answer.
'Maybe-maybe I've hurt her ter
rible, Uncle Wiggily!" sobbed Nurse
Jane. Bring a Hght-quickly,"
Uncle Wiggily brought a light
but there was no poor hurt little
pussy girl on the floor Of the kit
chen.
"Oh could she have run out?'
asked Nurse Jane. And just then
from where Uncle WigEily wa:
| standing, came a cry:
''N1ew-ew-ewi
Its the rubber bali" laughed
| the bunny. as It rolled from under
| his paws. II stepped on II and SC
did you. II was Baby Tabby's rub.
Der ball. which I'm going 10 give
her that made the crying sound.
cob. I'm so glad I didn't step OF
pussy Sitten," sighed Nurse Jane
"II take the rubber bali upstairs
where it will be out of the way
/ said Uncle Wiggily. as ne got hi!
own carrot. Well, everything wen
along all right until middle of the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

night when. all OF a sudden. Nurse
Jane called.
"Wiggy Don't you hear some
one on the stairs2 i think it's the
Burglar Fox"
Uncle Wiggily bravely went ogt
into the hall He heard a bumpity-
umpity sound on the stairs. and as
he looked down he laughed
IT'S that same rubber bar," he
said. 1T rolled off my bureau and
rolled downstairs. bumpity-ump all
by itself. I know what I'll do. III
All the ball with water That viii
make il so heavy 10 will not roll and
j. can't speak any more Tomorrow
I'll take il 20 Baby Tabby"
Uncle Wiggily filed the ball with
water fin the bathroom. and left IL
or a chair outside. But fin the lat
ter part Of the night all of a sud
den there was a howl and a rough
voice cried
"Oh. it's raining. It's raining on
me, or what a funny thing 10
happen in Uncle Wiggily's bunga-
low"
Uncle Wiggiiy turned up the light
and he saw. running downstairs the
Woozie WOLF. And on the floor was
the rubber ball and a puddle OF wa
ter.
Il see what happened" said the
bunny. IS he fastened the window
the wolf had opened 10 crawl IN.
That bad chap sneaked in here in
the nigh He picked up the rubber
ball, squeezed II in his paws and the
water souirted in his face. making
him think il was raining Ha. Hai
The ball saved our ears, Nurse
Jane"
And 50 il had So, after all. you
see, a rubber ball is a good thing
10 have around And Baby Tabby
liked hers very much! And If the
frecracker doesn't try TO climb the
Fourth of July tree ana pick all the
/ lollypops growing on it, I'll tell you
next about Uncle Wiggily and the
can opener.
Copyright. 1929