The Llano colonist. [volume] (Llano, Calif.) 191?-1937, 1922-05-06

Comrade VIM. Andraska New York;
is a loyal booster for the Colony anc
the "Colonist." He writes: You ceT.
tainly are carrying on a great work
your paper is wonderful" And he
backs it up by joining the ''DolIar-Up'
Club. MAY his tribe increase.
1893
Comrade John Gillian. Ontario, writes
us a dandy letter wish we had space
to print it all. Just read this: I ca
gerly await the arrival Of the Colonisl
and the Co-operator, with the Colony
news, which is always interesting to me
and, | might say, to many others up
here He is enthused by the work Of
the gritty lady reporter -pronounc-
es a blessing upon the Riddles 4 and
joins the 'Dollar-Up Club"
If you leave it to Uncle Josh. well
say it is some letter, by heck!
1888
Comrade Frank Gayer, California,
daddy OF the Dollar-Up Club, sends
in list Of eleven subs and gives Com
trade Steve Fehn credit for rustling
part Of them. Alright, comrades S
all the same to remember, any old
way to get the subs is the SUBWAY.
%* #*
Comrade Mrs. Don Belcher, North
Dakota, sends list of six trial subs
and hopes the Gospel Of Colony coop
Grafton will appeal to them; we're bet
ting that it will, but if it don't, Com
rade B., there is only one thing left to
do-be resigned to their fate and
grab live one.
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Now, here comes Comrade Cecil M.
"Docswife, Iowa, suffering all over
a sheet of paper because she hasn't re-
ceiyed copy Of the "Colonist' since
her Lord and Master" went to N. Y.
How is she to keep abreast of the times
without the only real newspaper in this
part of the Solar Systemp By golEy.
the whole force was thrown onto the
job and there was no rest for the weary
until her subscription was properly re-
gistered and her onliest own name
placed upon the mailing list, and thus
a calamity was narrowly averted. Come
to think Of it. though, why should your
Uncle Josh be concerned about Com
rade "Docswife"? When we visited
the Colony in 1916, this little lady
us faithfully that, if we would
Join the Colony, she would help us to
solve life's greatest problem Gas we
zee it) and here we have been in the
Colony for two years and absolutely
nothing doing in that line yet! Con-
'istency' thou are a jewel!
Comrade Mrs. D. May Oiatt, Cali
'ornia, sends sub and says: 'We all
,njoy reading the "CoIonist' and, best
# all. the DIARY" If this thing of
h-owing bouquets at the lady report
porter" continues, we're afraid that the
cal ''heavy-weights' about this shop
viii become jealous and jump the job.
This is just hint-we can't afford to
axe any chances, you know.
Comrade c. W. Carbin, PennsyIvan-
a, is no conscientious objector"
where the Colony and the "Colonist"
ire concerned; we might call him a
booster. Reading the
ist of contributors to the 'Dollar-Up
Club" for April reminded him that he
lad not "antied'' for the March and
April D. U. c. Jackpot, SO he pungles
Up two simoleons to help keep the
wheels going round and says: There
$ no rhyme or reason why the Colon
S" should appeal to me with an inter-
,st-a pull-as no other paper does.
call it getting a letter from home and
he first thing read is the Colony
Diary the next is the Junior Colo
list corner" There's reason"
1omrade c., why this stuff pulls,
md we bet dollars to dough-nuts that
,ou know the reason. There is such
thing as being tuned to pick up"
he human-nature wave" that are be-
ng sent out from the Colony. Get the !
,oint9 ~
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Comrade Matt Sumner. Missouri. !
ands on the force with list of forty
hree subs" An ye'd orter hurd EN-
,eIl''l Who was it said something to
he effect that the man from Missouri
lad to be showed? Well, here is
me ''Missourian" who is going to
show the whole bunch of sub-getters
thing or two about the gentle art of
lustling subs. Come on now-who'll /