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Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24
MY MARRIAGE
vi PROBLEMS
Adele Garrison's
New Phase off,.
REVELATIONS
OF q WIFE
THE.WAY MADGE "TRANSLATED''
KATIE TO MRS. TIGER

From the kitchen, as / neared it.
came the sound Of feminine voices
Katie's shrill and rapid. Mrs. TIGER $
deep and measured.
/ quickened my footsteps almost to
a run, for there was danger Of do
nestle catastrophe if these distinctly
opposing types of femininity became
engaged in any argument.
II certainly am not anxious to help
you." / heard Mrs. TIGERS voice say
calmly as / reached the door. Il would
not have come in here at all. but old
Mrs Graham asked me to get supper
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24

nd Military heels. values to $11.5O, pair, $5
Mems Dept-First Floor.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24
Bonhom Committed
to Insane Asylum

Oscar Bonhom, aged %, was adjudg-
ed insane Monday and ordered com
mitted to the state insane asylum at
Warm Springs. The hearing was held
before Judge Fl. FL. Ewing and was
conducted by DIR. A. Dolan and DR.. J.
FL. Fairfield. He will be taken to
ing by Deputy Sheriff Fred Huotari.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24
|WOMEN'S CORNER!
ALPHA CHAPTER MEETS
THIS EVENING.

The Alpha chapter of the Westmin-
ster guild will meet this Tuesday
evening at the home of Miss Mable
0aylord, 026 Third avenue south. The
assisting hostesses will be Miss Mary
Morrison, Miss Rae Morrison and Miss
isabel Milton.
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CHAPTER WILL GIVE
SILVER TEA.

st. Agnes chapter will give silver
tea in the new guild hall of the Epls-
copal church Wednesday afternoon,
January 20, from $3.50 o'clock until 3.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24
" wle 2; !. Y. Will

A meeting Of the w. G. Z. U. will
be held this (Tuesday) evening in the
women's rest room Of the Y. NJ. G. A.
Mt 8 o'clock. The subject, under the
leadership of Miss Lois Trombley,
will be citizenship" Members have
been requested to bring paper and
pencil.
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WILL HAVE PARTY
TUESDAY AFTERNOON.

The Pythian Sisters will hold card
party Tuesday afternoon in X. OF T.
hall.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24
SILVER LEAF CIRCLE
WILL ENTERTAIN.

Silver Leaf Circle No. 35. Neighbors
Of Woodcraft. will entertain with 500
Wednesday evening at K. of p. hall.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-01-24

MEMS UNION SUITS
In all sizes. Cotton, wool, silk
and wool, and wool mixed. A
large assortment to choose from,
including all weights. ranging In
price from $3.50 to S8.75 per
suit. Your choice of any of these
ONE-HALF PRICE
Mems and Boys Department.
First Floor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
TODAY'S TALK
ev George Matthew Adams Author of It," "Up"
EXPRESSION
BY George Matthew Adam

noblest achievement in life To let the world
all genulnness
have S achievement
merely flower and then wither without
this tragedy And this is what
shadows cloud its blue sky
yourself honestly and be m1sunder
yourself at all
who and do live on
who inspire
beauknowng as
with pusatng soul
able rest relax and
sit IN the mesh OF dead
to little Bueben
And whether
breathe
friends other
nourishment BuebeIs
Expression in the big crowd where
where the
and in
deahessne poets that they live
expression deeds and made golden along
Carlyle that "a poet in whose
bestowed
ton"
gifted poets expression But all of
may b n feeling a appreciation.
heart house and the
world daily invite I'M"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Experts Study Coal Storage
az EREpERIc ). HAskIN

WASHINGTON, Aug. 4.-The pro-
tracted coal strike has set experts of
the federal government to studying
anew the problem of the storage of
coal on large scale.
Aside from the expense of extra
handling and equipment, there are two
major reasons why coal can not be
stored successfully. The first is that
when exposed to the air. coal grad
ually loses its combustibility-th is,
its burning and heating qualities. The
ages produce coal by crushing de-
cayed vegetable matter under great
weight and pressure in the depths OF
the earth, far from atmosphere. When
coal is brought to the surface and eX-
posed to the air, nature starts to IN
do the process and take the elements
of combustion away.
The second is that, through some
chemical or physical action of the air
upon coal which has been taken from
the mine, the product generates heat
of it's own and spontaneous combus-
ton results This is one of the mys-
FERROUS forces of nature which has
baffled many scientists and engineers.
Without the application of any ex-
ternal heat or iuflamatory matter,
pile of coal sometimes will ignite it.
self and burn with dangerous lnten-
sity
This phenomenon is encountered
most frequently at sea. steamers
must store large supplies of coal in
their bunkers. The frequent result
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

elected to the chamber of deputies
from Manners, his home district, and
the following year he became minis
ter of finance under Waldeck Rous-
seau. He held the post for three years
and later from 1906 to 1909, held the
same post under Georges Clemenceau.
In 1911 he became prime minister
only to be overthrown, he charges by
the then President Poincare because
he favored rapproachement with
Germany. He charges he avoided war
with Germany in the Agadir crisis and
blames that for his subsequent down
fall. In 1913 he became finance min
lister FOR the fourth time
Then came the Calmette affair. His
wife shot the editor who was attack
ing Caillaux in his paper At her trial
she said she did it to save her honor
Her prosecutors said she did it to pre-
vent Calmette making public graft
charges against Caillaux.
Caillaux refused TO "who-it-up'' for
a vigorous prosecution of the war in
1914. He was accused of being friend
ly with the enemy. Eventually he
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Ripping Rhymes
THE cRoAkERs
BY Walt Mason

I'm weary of people complaining,
I'm tired of the briny they shed;
they come to my door when it's rain
ing, and say that they wish they were
dead. They come when the sun is
dispensing the warmth that is vital
and sweet, and say that the corn is
commencing to shrivel and fire in tho
heat. They come when the winter is
spreading its radiant mantle of snow.
and say it's just what they've been
dreading-it rounds out their burden
of woe. They come when the gentle
caressings of spring should make ev.
eryone gay, but they have forgotten
their blessings, it's always a crouch
they display. They come when kind
Providence chooses to sprinkle some
frost in the glens, and talk of their
aches and their bruises, their corns
and their bunions and wens So more
like a hermit I'm getting, I'd fain be
alone in my lair, for visitors always
are fretting, and grumbling and wiring
ing their hair. Sometimes there's 2
caller who chatters of happiness. sun
shine and glee; his opulent language
he splatters, as though from a hose.
over me. l weep on his neck and en-
brace him, and tell him his presence
is sweet, and hope that good fortune
may chase him all over the world and
repeat. Too many have heart break
ing stories, too many shed tears in
a flood; this world in their eyes has
no glories, they can't see the roses
for mud
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

show. the air around stored coal in
fluences combustion. Coal stored in a
hot place will deteroriate and ignite
more quickly than coal stored in a
cool place. This suggests the pos
sibility of the cold storage of coal
Mr.. Hood also has found that for
eign matter in coal, such as sulphur,
vii! hasten its spontaneous ignition
By screening and careful cleaning of
coal intended to be stored. this could
he eliminated His investigations &C
cordingly, have convinced him thai
proper methods and care can make
the storage of coal on a large scale,
feasible enterprise.
Figures prepared by the geological
survey show that the United States
owns in the public domain more than
100000, 100000 tons of unmined coal
1t has been suggested that the govern
ment proceed to the mining of this
coal and placing it in scientific stor-
age for use in meeting shortages and
emergencies in the privately owned
coal industry.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Some Data About Earlham College

Earlham college has been educating men and
women for rs years. 1t has developed from q
boarding school to standard college, accredited
by the leading standardizing agencies, such as
the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement
of Teaching, the General Education Board, the
North Central Association of Colleges and Sec
ondary Schools, and the departments of educa-
ton of the principal states of the Union.
1t ranks high among the institutions of its
class in the United States. OF 80 members of
the faculty, IA have doctors degrees which they
received by virtue of their scholastic attain
ments. Other members have the masters de-
gree or the equivalent.
The real test of the college, however, is the
quality of the men and women who have received
degrees there. In this respect, Earlham holds
an enviable reputation. It's graduates are &C
copied without question in the technical and pro-
fessional schools of the country. Many of them
have won high honors in the leading universities
and some are enrolled in their faculties.
The equipment of the college is amply suffi-
cient to perform the service of an educational
institution for the men and women who are en-
rolled Facilities for recreational and physical
training are meager. To remedy this, the college
is enlisting the cooperation of the residents of
Richmond.
The Importance Of an educational institution
in a community cannot be measured in dollars.
It's cultural value is immense But does it not
have an unmistakabe commercial value also?
Many of us are unacquainted with this phase
when we try to apprase the value of an educa-
tional institutions to the city.
The following statistics from the administra-
tive offices of the college are Illuminating in this
respect:
Attendance for 1922: From Indiana, 378 J.;
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

from % other states, $780, total, sos. Members
of Friends church, 256; 20 other denominations,
252; total, SOB.
Cost of attendance per student, including
board: Room, tuition and laundry, $3.50.
Cost of attendance to Richmond students, in
GLIDING only tuition, $3.50
Saving to the $50 Richmond and Wayne
County students who live in their own homes at
$500 student, $4,000.
careful investigation extending over three
years shows that students spend in the business
houses of Richmond in addition to the amount
paid the college an average per student of 5000.
The 400 students from out of town spend
$4,000
Richmond is the center of American Quaker
ism largely because Earlham college has been
located here for Is years. Indiana Yearly Meet
ing meets here annually. The Young Friends
Conference meets here annually, attended by
delegates from all over the United States These
bring to Richmond annually more than 1000
people who spend 10 days.
One thousand delegates attending gatherings
in Richmond held here because of Earlham col
lege being located here spending on an average
of S15.-S15,000.
Six hundred delegates to the Five Years
Meeting spending an average S15.-S9,OOO
Richmond is advertised widely and favorably
by Earlham college.
Five times as many Richmond young people
secure college education as in a city of equal
size in which there is no college
How many families live in Richmond because
Earlham college located here? 1t is not possible
to determine. For every 100 families there
would be an expenditure of $4,000 per family
100000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Lessons in Correct English
Don't Saw:

Don't Say:
His efforts resulted in AFFECT fail
ure.
PITIABLE poverty faced them.
The PITIABLE man could find no
relief for his misery.
He committed a DEPLORABLE err
ror.
His motives were SORDID.
Say:
His efforts resulted in MISERABLE
failure.
AFFECT poverty faced them.
The WRETCHED man could find no
relief for his misery
He committed a GRIEVOUS error.
His motives were BASE
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

was banished. He charges his arrest
and Punishment were actuated by poll
teal reasons.
Today Caillaux is the brains and
driving power, though invisible, of lib.
eral France. He is the sworn foe OF
Poincare and is responsible for the
bitter and sustained attack upon him
He is no communist. His whole mind
now is devoted to the economic situa
ton.
And time alone will tell whether
Caillaux will succeed in driving him
self back into place of power and
respect.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Answers to Questions

anv question by writing The Palladium |
lnformatio Bureau FREDERICK j Hask- /
in. director. Washin gton, D. c. This Of |
fer applies strictly to information. The !
bureau does not give advice on legal, !
not attempt to settle domestic troubles, !
nor to undertake exhaustive research /
on any subject. Write your question
plainly and briefly Give full name AMI
address and enclose two cents in stamps /
for return postage. All replies are sent /
direct to the inquirer
O. Which is correct-burnsides or
sideburns?-H. E. r.
A The name descriptive of a style /
Of whiskers is burnsides They were
worn by General Ambrose Everett
Burnsides an6 ms name was given to
them.
@ Why was a costermonger so call |
ed?-F. r.
A The name is corruption of COS
tard monger or costard seller, costard
being an old English name for the
apple
@. When the sun reaches its north
ern solstice. how long is it above the
horizon at the Arctic Circle?-S. B. T.
A. The Naval Observatory says that
allowing for the effect of refraction
and the suns semidiameter, some por-
ton of the suns disk will be continu-
ously above the horizon at the Arctic
Circle for about a month in June and
July.
Q. Who was the attorney for the
miners in the anthracite arbitration of
1902 PHI J. w.
A. Clarence S. barrow was chief
counsel for the mine workers in the
anthracite arbitration of 1923.
@. OF whom was it said that he
found the Constitution a skeleton and
clothed it with flesh and blood" ?-R.
R. Y.
A. John Marshall, chief justice of
the supreme court of the United States.
@. What is the meaning of "a cycle
of Cathay' H Meg.
A In China a cycle covers a pc
riod of 60 years. hence the poet Moore
may have had that definite period of
time in mind when he used the express
sion Better 80 years of Europe than
a cycle of Cathay."
Q. Is there any snake that has legs?
e. S. S.
A The cylinder snake retains yes
tiges of pelyis and hind limbs, the lat
ter showing in claw-like spurs pro-
truding between the scales on each
side of the vent. 1t is found in the
Mayal islands and Indo China.
@. When a man has a fur farm, are
the animals he raises considered do
mesticated animals?-G. \.
A Fur bearing animals bred and
raised on fur farms are considered
wild animals in captivity, and not do
mesticated stock in the ordinary use of
the term.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

the most Drlllldnt
brain of the third
republic, fight his
way back to a place
of honor and re-
spect a m o n g his
his countrymen?
Can he do it?
That is the ques-
ton which is agi-
tating all Of
France.
Caillaux entered
the law profession
after travelling for
several years stu
dying langu a G e s.
In 1898 he was
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

A bridge over Richland creek near
Bloomfield, Greene county, is one of
the highest bridges in the United
States. 1t is 158 feet high.
Gibson county contains 450 square
miles of the richest land in the state.
The first tax law in Indiana provid-
ed for assessment of lands at so much
per acre, the lands being divided into
first, second and third classes for ad-
Justment as to values.
A sycamore tree located near Worth
lngton, Greene county $50 feet high
ana 40 feet in circumference, is said to
be the largest mountaineering tree in
the United States.
There are more than 100 miles of
steam railroad operated in Gibson
county.
Kokomo is the home of Elwood
Haynes, inventor of the first automo-
bile in the United States.
Jefferson county is rich in building
stone of excellent quality.
s Paris was a fortified town as early
as A. D. $50.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

The establishment of adequate means for the
physical training of the students will satisfy a
long felt want. The movement deserves the sup
port of our citizens The institution has amply
justified its right of existence. If we can halp
develop department to the point of giving ad-
equate service we win be showing our good will
and appreciation of what the college means to
the city.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
After Dinner Stories

Ole had money and hung on to it
with the tenacity of a leech. But
like all mankind, Ole had weakness.
The State Fair was his He saw it
every year in spite of the fact that
he had to travel $50 miles to reach it.
Matilda. his wife and household
drudge, remained at home. The neigh
bors finally rebelled. They declared
that Mathilda must have a change
They approached Ole on this subject
and left him to think it over.
The day before Ole's expected de-
parture his nearest neighbor hailed
him with this:
Well Ole, I suppose you and your
good wife leave for the fair to-
morrow"
ole replied slowly as he sucked al
his old pipe: wall, Smith, l bane
thinkin' about this all week, and
tank Tiliy viii get chust as mooch
out of de Fair hearin' me talk bout
it ven I get home as if I spen' good
money on her to get thar"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Musings for the Evening

He liked the limelight. 1t was his sole
ambition to be in the public's eye.
1t was hard going for him. He heard
the call of the stage, but was found
wanting.
He was not possessed of eloquent pow
ers. So he had to pass up politics.
Various methods of publicity chasing
were tried But without the de-
sired result.
But at last he reached his goal. The
public can now gaze on him and
his audience is large. He is sat
isfied. How? Why? He accept
ed a job in restaurant as a flap
Jack engineer. BIN Neteh.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Facts About Indiana

Six hundred Indians living in the
Wabash Valley in one year consumed
5000 gallons of liquor, according to an
estimate by Governor Harrison in 1901
In a letter to the secretary of war
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

commercial proposition now, for the
purpose of making it easier to handle.
Compression on a larger scale and
into larger blocks is suggested to pre-
vent deterioration due to exposure to
the air and to prevent spontaneous
combustion. Fine coal or coal dust
can be compressed so that a ton can
be put in the form of block a little
less than a cubic yard in size
Further, Mr.. Hoods Investigations
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Memories of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Three thousand people were present
at the second presentation of the Last
Days of Pompeii."
This was more representative, per-
laps, than that of the opening night
since it was made up largely of towns
people, big contingent having been in
attendance the first night from the
nearby towns.
The display equalled that of the pre-
vious one with one or two exceptions,
notably the bull moose" instead of the
American Beauty rose, the former be-
ing greeted with a round of applause
from the bIeachers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
After Dinner Tricks

No. 227-Biting the Plate
The performer holds a plate to his
mouth and bites it, so that every one
can hear 1t crack. Despite the evidence
that the plate is broken, the performer
replaces the plate on the table. and it
is seen to be in its normal condition.
The trick is done with the aid of a
penny or nickel, which is held con-
cealed in one hand. When the per
former pretends to bite the plate he
secretly brings the coin against the
plate with an audible click, which com
pletely deeeives the listeners.
Copyright. 1927. b. Public Ledger Com ponv
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
Who's Who IN the
Day S News
JOSEPH CAILLAUX

Will Joseph Caillaux, former pre-
mier of France, accused traitor in the
World war, husband of a woman who
killed and for all of that possessor OF
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

Extra fine thin parchments are
i1ade from the skins of stillborn
calves.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04
WHAT WILL WE Do WITH

The poor fish who tells you to cure
your headache by forgetting about it?
The woman who has been 81 years
old ever since you can remember?
The guy who, upon being introduced
to you, grasps your hand with unneces-
sary vigor and stares fiXedly into your
eyes?
The boob who thinks they keep a
sextsnt aboard ship in case any one
dies?
The bird who feels every piece of
stationery that comes into his hands
to see if it's engraved?
james F. Zweighaft.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

A spanking crusade. is spreading
over the country. She who gets spank
ed is the flapper. The parents have
been advised from good many
sources that spanking will cure the
evil which seems to worry so many
well-meaning middle-aged ladies who
do not look particularly chic in flapper
garments and bobbed hair.
A spanked flapper is a very dismal
piece of work, but we doubt if the
spanking does any good. There is an
old saying that hell holds no fury like
a woman scorned. Certainly it holds
no fury like woman spanked. Spank
ing will do no good and we doubt if
anything will do any good. 1t looks as
though nothing can curb this great
flapper evil and the world is going
straight to the devil.
The trouble is that the wrong people
are being spanked. The way to stop
the thing, if there is way, is to spank
the parents who let these flappers
flap around nights. If parents would
only hide their daughters cigarets
lip sticks and powder puffs, most of
them would have to stay at home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-04

The following statistics from the adninistra-
tive offices of the college illuminating in this
respect:
Attendance for 1922: From Indiana 378 +;
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-13

No goods sold to deal
ers, but to real Gus
'tomers only.
All mail orders will
be filled promptly when
cash accompanies the
order.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-13

Don't fail to see this line of suits before
you make your fall purchase.