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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
I0nS1ns


The first breath OF spring Is
caused by eating green onions.
Several movie stars don't seem
TO be like their pictures.
Ex-Governor OF Tobasco Is ban
dit" says Mexican paper. II caught,
Tobacco will make II hot for him.
Everyone admits the bonus bill
Is due. but says someone else owes
II.
Perhaps the man caught stealing
movie seats wanted them to keep
chewing gum at home.
North Pole still Moying"-head-
line. Rents are high everywhere.
\ train Of thought Is often
wrecked by an automobile,
The average girl who leaves
home "a rs" finds society The
average girl who stays at home
Is 80.
Looks like IN etariff tinkers are
trying to increase our exports.
New Yorker who ran away after
having monkey glands grated may
be cut at the zoo eating eanuts
Movie hint: 4 shooting star falls
Judge holds stealing liquor is not
larceny No, irs impossible.
The man with three wives had
better be glad they caught him be-
fore vacation time.
Noliva seems sincere about think
ing the earth flat, Perhaps 1t looks
rather flat to a reformer.
People drinking this professor's
alcohol made from gas had better
keep away from the fire.
Henry Ford Is looking for way
10 spond his money. Put a little
OF Il In fliyvess, Henry
SO h. tie income tax sherman.
Tom Edison says he will hear
ants talk soon Perhaps We can
persuade them to fight boil
weeyils,
"IpdIana had 2.G33 accidents in
January item. Bet most Of
them we're -pOems soDu, snow
Irelgnd's Lister 10 still hot.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
TONS OF CASH

nEP aEss ON In California? /?
- Who said IT, Here's real Joy
news thst will give the X. o. TO
many = pessimisn
California; oeciduous fruit crop
In ls2i amounted 10 &0.3os cars,
worth $4,000. .0O0.
That's Tho greatest yield on rec
ord. II exceeds the 1870 crop by
5000 cars. F-ui growers Collec,ed
$4,000 700 more this year than
last.
In i922 The state Is .pectsd TO
increase the yield by $1,000 cara
and the growers ought to receive
more than 500. 10000
These figures were compiled by
the California Fruit Distributors.
and they ought TO know what
they're talking about.
These figures do not inclnde. all
OF cnlifornia's fruit crop. The Fruit
Distributors handle only the green
product, Thousands OF care are ship
ped to the canneries.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

her son, ward Dolnn's. to res, for u
while. Mrs, Payne Is taking her
place at the O'Connor ranch.
Saturday evening Frank sexton
gave pictures ot childrcns club
work at the school house,
The following program was rem.
dcrcd
SONG by the school
instrumental musuic.=W Walter and
Agnes Enman
Short talks by Rurrcll short, G, u.
ChorpcnlnE and Mr. Wilcox
Pictures. and another song by the
school
Henry Srmon bought one of the
llollIstcr cows, shipped In by MIR
Bccklcy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
MISCELLANEOUS

To the Outdoor Sportsman:
Take advantage of the winters re-
duccd prices on good used cars. while
We can sell them on easy terms lf pre-.
ferrcd.
i-lS2O Dodge, $4,000.
i-l920 Dodge. 10000
i-ig2O Chevrolet. $4,000.
i-l920 Ford. s225.Oo
i-i92u Ford. 100000.
l--l9l7 Buick. cylinder. $4,000
l-l9iT Buick.G cylinder. $500 90.
l-lS2o Buick. cylinder. $4,000
i-l9is Buick, 9 cylinder. Sedan,
si5OO.O0.
l-lgl7 Buick. { cylinder. 500 90
AND OT COURSE
The latest in new Bucks. In both
four and six cylinder modcls-jus:
arrived.
BUICK SALES q SERVICE 60.
Klamath Ave. at eth.
F2i-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
WASHINGTON

1F Yor had lived long aro ant
I had bccn e. reduced to George
Washington, you would have shak.
On the hands Of 4 physica. giant.
Washington stood 6 feet 2, ath.
letic build. powerful chest, Red.
dish brown hair. Blue e. IS. Large
hands.
In history. this as important For.
without his strong and healthy
body. Washington couid not have
withstood the hardships he wen,
through rs commander-in. ief OF
the armies that won America It's
independence.
Born OF planter parents consid-
ercd wealthy in those days, and In
heri,ing a landed estate. Washing
ton was no Idier. He fought his
way In, history by hard work. He
was only 10 years old when he
headed westward 'r;o tho wilder.
ncrs as surveyor.
Hc served as surveyor for three
years. The pay was small. Blu,
0corge was economical. saving
enough for his wages TO buy large
tracts OF land before he was Of age.
AZ maturity. his reputation was
established as a thrifty. reliable.
hard worker. intensely democratic.
Of simple tastes. q square deal"
man. The vlrile pioneers accepted
him naturally as their logical lead.
or.
A leading character OF critical
times. Washington was serious
minded from youth. He know the
bitter hardships OF winter In the
unexplored wilderness. Indian fight
Ing. and the starvation and cold OF
Valley Forge.
Washington never admitted that
defeat was pc ble. In the darkest
days o. the Revolution. II was
largely his Inspiring courage that
kept hope e'i'c IA his fsmished
soldiers.
February 90 : tho i9oth ami
versary az his hlr,h. /. Is good 20
know that the l.Ihcr OF our coun-
try was q regular feliow-virile.
likeable, an Heal American. In his
life. many lesson for the young.
Also. much inspiration for those
emerged from youth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
FARM POINTERS

Certain varieties OF oranges be.
come ripe for eating several weeks
before thcir skins turn yellow. N,
ono will buy them while thcy arc
still Rrccn, so the orange grower
hurrics up tho coloring proccss by
exposing the fruit to tho action Of
certain gasscs. which turns tho
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
SOCIAL DANCE

Under the chalrmanship of Mrs
Bert lgl. Band No. 2 viii give u
Mardi Gras social dance At LyCcum
hall. Tuesday evening, February ss.
Efforts are being made to make the
dance hiE social event,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
HOME BUILDING

e PRjNGTIIE and BODYBUILDING
~ 20 hand In hand. With the
first signs OF softening weather the
birds seek suitable nesting material.
Tho ground-dwellers clear and deep
en- their burrows. All nature wakes
to the magic touch and the dem
isens OF woods and dells start re-
newing. remodelling and renovat-
Ing.
Mankind. no matter how artifi-
cislised by generations Of city con-
tact. fasls, the inherited urgs and
the hushand.' or prospective. hus-
band. counts bis resources and cogi-
tates en wsys aud means while the
y =.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Too bad so many people missed the
Legion show Hast night It was good.
But 1t will be just as good when Il
is repeated tomorrow night.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

wife. or wifc-to-bc. pores ever plans
and builds countless air castles in
which cozy breakfast hooks. built.
In kitchens and tiled bath rooms
loom prominently.
The nation will see a big build.
ins revival this year. In Califor.
MIA and other evenly tempered ell
mates Il has been under way for
months. and the approach OF spring
is giving Il greater impetus every
day.
Klamath Falls will share in the
general construction program. This
city needs more homes. II needs
them risht now. and the need will
bc overwhelming when the open
Ing Of mills and factories brings n
rush OF workers TO swell the pres.
en-, population.
There Is one agency for home
building in the community that has
proved its worth. the Home Build
ers Investment company. organized
last year by local subscription. In
the face OF general depression.
with q small working capital. the
Home Builders constructed three
satisfactory homes. and at the end
a the year showed every debt paid.
It's equity In the completed houses
secured beyond question. and the
installments being paid promptly
each month aud aceumulating
fund for new buildings
The directors showed sound judg-
men;. They took no chances. paid
cash Us they went. and when their
small capital-about 10 per cent
Of the 100000 capitalization was
actually paid in-was exhausted
they refused 10 take chances. They
had the community's pledge OF
some $4,000. virtually all collect
able. TO use as security In contract
Ing indebtedness. But money was
scarce, collections slow, and the
building Of another house without
the cash actually in hand would
have meant that material men and
builders might have TO wait for
their money. The credit was en-
tirely good, but the directors who
might have used that credit would
not advance dollars length by
virtue OF II.
No wonder the stockholders at
the annual meeting gave them an
unanimous vote Of confidence and
compelled them TO retain the man
agement OF the corporation for an
other year,
They have shown by their ad-
ministration Of the company's af-
fairs ability to work wonders with
small capital. and II Is safe TO
predict that with the larger capital
that will be advanced this year
they will add many needed homes
10 the residence districts OF the city.
Bankers complain about the new
peace dollar. They say II viii not
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

STEAM HEATED rooms $3.50 pcr
:. week. Largs. .Esll lighted lobby.
shower baths. Nes winter rates.
Central Hotel. J. 7. Ward. Mgr. 9tf.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Lyceum Hall. cor. sth & High. we'll
suited for select parties. VIII be rent
ed az nominal prices, Apply TO NJ.
Motschenbachar. Phone 55GW. or on
premises. 30-n
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

FOR SALE-Hogs from one to
twelve brood sows. or win trade
for cattle all sows bred 10 pure bred
Poland China boar. John LIskey,
Merrill, Oregon. 21-2T
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

FOR SALE--R. 7. Red coekerols set
ting esss. Whito I.egh0rD setting
eggs and baby chicks Ernest Webb.
Central Point. Ore. lG.21s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

FOR SALE New modern house and
garage. S2750, terms TO suit buyer.
For Information call at 1880 Oregon
Ave. after $3.50 y. m 2l-2i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Nurse desires work, country or
city, Very reasonable. T.. q. Box 1888.
klamath Falls .f.y yl7-23'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
CLASSIFIED ADS

FOR SALE OR TRADE--fiyc ycar
old mare. weight about 1850.
broke To plow: viii take SO or trade
for good milch COW. Inquire Martin
Green ranch. Merrill road 1895
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Bankers complain about the new
peace dollar. They say II viii not
STACK. No one but banker could
have raised this objection. as the or
binary run OF folks cannot get
enough of the coins together to
make the experiment.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

The watcris warm and nice warm
dressing rooms ut the Natatorium.
Come and learn 10 swim. JIG. F.2s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

skin an attractive yellow without
harming tho fruit,
Tho cidcat son Of The british aov-
orolgn ~ not Prince OF Wales by
birth tho title being conferred on
him by special decree,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

II you want to sell Il. buy II. trado
II, or find It. try Herald, classified
ad.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Every day AZ the Rex, :5e dinner
from II to q. lJ-22
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

FOR sALE--Baby buggy. G35 y.
nth 81. i7-28'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
NEVADA HOUSE

Room & hoard. $40 per week; $40
per month. bath included. Al out.
side plastcred rooms. Corner 9Th A.
Oak streets. 2I-2J'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Every day u, the icy, zoe dinner
from | too lb's.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22
BABY CHICKS

White Leghorn. Barron-Tancrcd
Strain. from our own stock OF proven
merit. Per. 100 10 May ist. st2.5O;
after sil.00, order now. haywood
poultry Farm, Corning. Cal. F-j MI
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

FOR SALE OR TRADE For cattle.
two good biz young mules, j A..
Thompson route I. lG.22s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

white Leghorn baby chicks. Pure
Tancred strain. Males from hens with
22i TO ass eggs. Circular. Henry
Faratt. Corning. Calf 1928
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Got results by using class ads.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-02-22

Indiana had 2.Gs3 accidents In
news item. Bet most OF
them s.re poens shOu' snow
Irelpnds Lister 10 still hot.
The Washington times., 1922-04-02

mittee of the victims OF the
bucketeer.
DO you think you will find out
what the mystery Of this bucket
shop is, Mr.. Jones?" asked one OF
them anxiously.
Certainly" said Jones, a. he
carefully disguised himself as
bloodhound and went sniffing
around in the waste-baskets for
clues. Suddenly he sprang up.
tore OF his disguise and then dis.
guised himself as q chimney-sweep
with lightning-like rapidity and
gazed up the fireplace. He was
very much excited and one could
almost see the massive brain throb.
bling within his head like q very
young chicken that 10 trying to
pick itself out Of . shell.
Finding nothing up the chimney
which interested him. he quickly
switched his disguise to that OF .
burglar and went rapidly around
tho room. psering under desk blot
ters, taking samples Of ink, testing
typewriters. tasting the chalk used
on the blsokboards and anslU'
The Washington times., 1922-04-02

"Nsv4r mind. He 10 here. Would
you mind stepping into that suit
case over there in the corneri You
can hear and see everything"
A man sntsred-a rough-lookinE
man with violet spats, An orchid in
his buttonhols and . platinum
wrist watch.
"You are Sherwood Jones. the
famous dstsckatuff," he said.
"Your powers of deduction are
enormous" said Jones. MAY l
ask how you arrived At that i'm
portant conclusion 20 Quicklyf"
Certainly. Your name and
number is in the city directory ana
tho telephone book. Your name 10
on your door. l enter and ind you
jabbing . needle into your arm and
you are attirsd In . long robe.
Also you look Nike all the pictures
have ever seen Of you"
And you. IN turn, you Are sent
to solicit my services in finding ont
about the Great Bucket Shop Mys-
terry"
Right, but how aid you know
you we're 70 b summoned"
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
The Great Bucket Shop Mystery

FLEETWOOD JONDs. attired IN
his long. green bathrobs,
- which In his Bohemian way
he was using a. . dressing gown.
leaned against the mantel In the
drawing room or study Of his apart.
ment In the Audubon section of
Riverside, Harlem-on-Hudson,
Cathedral Parkway. Manhattan,
idly jabbing . hypodermic needle
into his wrist and taking enough
morphine at every jab TO kill .
bootlegger.
ut 10 . queer case. Watkins"
said the great man addressing me.
THE one upon which am about
to be called" he replied. How do
know I am about to be called in
the Great Wall Street Bucket Shop
Mysterynnah? That Is simple.
But II told ron how / OWNED such
things you would be ~ great ~ l.
Ali I hear . man approaching
silently and with great secrecy on
roller skates, II must be he. or
might say him
Whom do you mean By himi~
inquired very politely.
The Washington times., 1922-04-02

All. II I told you that the secret
Of my marvellous power would no
longer b my own. I don't mind
telling you. however. It was very
simple In your case. ! knew at
once you came to summon me to
this case for the reason that there
10 about . yard Of ticker tape on
your shoulder which you. in your
hurry. apparently forgot to brush
of. The smallest clue. such ~
this, 10 sufficient for me-"
Remarkable" gasped tho caller.
hurriedly removing the tell-tals
ticker tape.
Furthermore" continued Jones,
81 noticed . large quantity OF chalk
dust on your vest and you still
have 4 piece Of chalk behind your
ear. These slight clues. which
would probably not be noticed BY
the average Investigator, stamped
you at once a. q person who has
been monkeying with blackboards.
Combining that with the ticker
tape. I knew you were connected
with q brokerage concern. Yosf
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
Her Spring Bonnet

TT was late in the evening. Sud
= denly the doorbell rang. and the
doctor, whose ear was we'll trained,
awoke. Someone needed his ser.
vices, he concluded, as he walked
softly down the stairs and opened
the door.
Miss Caroline TompkinsT said
che late caller.
Miss Tompkins was the doctors
cook.
"She has retired, ;" said the doctor.
This is for her." said the man,
handing the doctor a package from
-hich peeped lowers and buds and
leaves. The man departed and the
doctor closed the door.
zone OF cooks admirers" he said
to himself. has brought her q
bouquet"
He walked into the kitchen and
placed the package in q dish Of
water An indignant cook stood
before him the next morning.
Fl wish to give notice." she an.
nounced. "I'll not stay another day
IN 4 house where some varmint
puts my new hat in . basin Of
vater."
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
Then the Peer Paid.

A Peer who has the reputation Of
" being stingy in money matters
hired q taxi on q wet afternoon to
take him to Victoria Station. where
he handed the cabman less than
the legal fare. The drive demand
Cd another sixpencs. but was met
with q prompt and hrm refusal.
"You came the longest way m
order to extort money" declared
the man OF title. why didn't yoa
drive through st. James's Psrk?"
Zoos st. James's Park 10
closed" said the driver. That's
why"
Nonsense I know better" o.
jscted his lordship stsrnly.
Its quite right, SIR" persisted
the driver. They say Lord -
manning the Peer who confrontsA
him) dropped . shilling In the
park yesterday. and the gates aFs
closed until they ind IT."
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
Ten More
Answered.

TT 10 q csK.cx.t Ting - kse2 -
the questions propoAAAsA b.
= Mr.. Ddisoa ansvs-s1. bat ws
are doing our best. The latest liz,
was promulgated BY shs v,ssr1 -
the good ladies Of Jsessv - 80
swsr. The one answsr:Es tAsn
correctly was to b gtysa ftss
trip to Baltimore. although "a yssr
son why anybody should work hArd
for . trip to Baltimore u not e.
planned.
Doubtless . great many laAise
tried to answer these questions.
Perhaps some failed. For their
benefit We will answer the Ten
questions. The first paragraph n
each instance 10 Mr.. Edison's quss-
ton. the line below 10 eur answer.
We guarantee them TO Be oorrsoe
IN every case.
1. Give your definition Of pek
tics.
Politics IL the bunk.
:. What II the fundamental prfAr
cipls OF the Constitution Of the
United States supposed to bef
It 10 SUPPOSED to be freedom.
Show many judges are in the
Supreme Court!
About half OF them.
I. What il meant by the system
Of checks and bslancesf
II you write enough checks 20
will have no balance.
s. Write one sentence on the city
manager plan.
1T 10 very foolish"
&. What are the duties and POW.
srs Of Q county committeeman.
Strenuous. II he 10 Q Democrat
committeeman in . Republican dis
trict-
Z. What was the chief force thaa
brought about the Eighteenth
Amendmsntf
Dough.
.. What are the chief advaAr
tages and disadvantages Of the
party system?
Read the history Of the United
States since the Civfl War. This
will give all the disadvantages.
Nobody has discovered the advaA'
tages but the crooked politicians.
S.'Givs reasons why womsa
should not serve on turies.
Tho number Of reasons dep q
upon the number Of children she
has.
10. What DO you consider
women's greatest contribution V
the political life Of todayf
Young voters. II
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
By Doylan Cone

"Gentleme en-" he announced with
out q moments warning and gar
ing from one to another searching
ly, ct am through"
"Then you have discovered the
mystery Of the bucket shopT
ct have. You may depend upon
It."
what IL the mystery"
"The Great Bucket Shop Mys-
tory Is now what It always has
been. Tho mystery 10 how. after
years Of warning. 20 many dupes'
dumbbells. oil cans and plain
boobs dump 30 much money into
the things. That IL the only mys,
terry. Gentlemen. wish you good
night Watkins. old fellow. your
arm"
But why" I asked. when w
we're well on our way homsward
"why did you look up the chin
nsyw
IT looked to see II there wer'
any moro poor deluded suckers al
there trying to drop money int
the bucket shop altar 1t had bust
ed" he said
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
bucket shop then has busted"

bucket shop then has busted"
TT IL not my bucket shop. Tho
creditors sent me here-I might
say those who have been
skinned, how did you know the
bucket shop had bust?"
THAT il all they ever do" re
piled Jones, calmly flling his hypo-
dermic syringe from . large jar OF
drugs on the mantel. BUST is all
bucket shops ever do. You never
hear Of bucket shop until It busts.
II the bucket shop had not busted
you would not be here. Hence |
knew bucket shop had busted"
Miraculous" whispered the
caller In an awed manner. but
will you conner"
81 shall be at the offices at once,'
said Jones. Diminishing the caller.
watkins" he added, releasing
me from the suitcase, shall You
come with met l think I can prom
iss you an interesting time"
I was delighted. In twenty min
utes We were in the brokerage OIL.
ces surrounded by an excited com
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
Furnishing
the Home

- IiGAsG 40 tuo ~S~
new Spring bungalows this
q season, and the usual bevy
Of brides and grooms to occupy
them. No brides. no bungalows.
! That's the way 1t runs.
" Usually after paying for the
bungalow. the question OF furni-
ture becomes acute. A bungalow
isn't much use without furniture.
Furniture u a. necessary as the
mortgage.
II these young couples will fol-
low the advice Of the how-to-be-
happy-though-married experts their
problem will dissolve in thin air.
A very nifty UMBRELLA stand can
be made out Of one length Of stove
pipe placed on q wooden base one
foot square. The stovepipe can be
prettily gilded and blue cupids
painted ON It. The stand will hold
seven umbrellas, no matter how
you got them.
An old red-striped shirt makes .
very satisfactory curtain for .
small window. The shoulders OF
the shirt can be tackled to the top
Of the window.frame and the tail
can be split and draped back on
each side and tied with bows Of
pretty yellow ribbon.
A nns easy chair can be made
cut Of IN old barrel Stand the
barrel on snd and saw out Q front
section. half way up. leaving the
rear section to serve - . back.
Nail In Q seat and cover the whole
with checked Bingham o. muslin.
Nail . bow Of white ribbon 70 the
back Of the chair. No ether efna-
mentation n necessary. This chair
will probably last forever. - 10
body viii ever sit IN II.
II b easy TO make . ssrviceabis
Areless cooker out Of . soap boz
and Q dimes worth Of hinges and
other hardware. Inside the bo1
place . large tin can and pack hay
and asbestos between the can and
The side q the boz. II WI cook
GOOD ~ we'll - any hiSh-pdced
cocker. which may Or may not ~
saying very much.
There u little ne AsuuAG -
lining-room furniture 1t he pres
snt prices Of food. About an that
- necessary ID . sidsbosr4 from
which yea saa serve . cafeteria
lunch.
In some nsighborhoods populated
with jass hounds and people who
own motorcycles n u not nscss-
sary b have . bed. Yol never
have . chance to slssp IN one. Very
satisfactory hsmmocks saa b
made ont q cd hsh-nsts, which
can b obtained VIZ sAsASly at
the vatas fs0st
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
Probably Was.

H1TS hard" said the sentimental
81 hndlady At the dinner table.
TO think that this poor little lamb
SHOULD bs destroyed In its youth
lust 10 cater to our appetites."
YES" replied the smart boarder.
struggling with his portion. 1T IL
tough"
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
From Hero
and There


. III AuSPu Su00s
SnARLIN0. will yea marry msr'
~ This = - saddsni Why.
yea cid confirmed be1Aslae. vhsn
al ysu svsr ct the idea nat ye1
ought 70 ut narrisdr
Il decided # YESTERDAY"
But what decided your
4 won Q side-saddls In Q fafYls."
The Washington times., 1922-04-02
She Found q Way.

A BRILLIANT actress and . oIii-
"a liant author mot ut . super
party. The author talked sra
talked and talked. At last the act
ress felt she had done her share of
listening.
"Humph!" she said, sudds MY
adding confldingiy to the ~hois
table, That's q word IN tdSo'
wsysl"
The table roarsd.