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Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

People are born naked and the
flappers haven't outgrown it.
A man who doesn't know where he
is going seldom gets anywhere.
Prominent clubwoman wants di-
vorce because she doesn't know where
her husband is. He may be at home
The way of the transgressor is
down.
Public debt was reduced 81 millions
in May. So We're taxpayers.
The weather man is often called on
account of rain.
| Ships go to dry docks to get all
painted up. Men go to wet Docs.
Our idea of fun would be watch
ing cynic and a grounch shoot each
other.
The most popular summer resort is
It's too hot to work"
The demand for viii Hays in the
4
Ohio bride who went crazy was
probably trying to find what her
wedding gifts We're.
| Oklahoma co-eds who say they
hope to marry at % may mean 1922.
There may lie no connection, but
! the hoboes' convention meets July 4
and congress wants to adjourn
| July /.
1t took six days to make the word
and you can't change it in ore.
Farm bureau says lambs are short.
| But there are plenty in town.
John D. evidently wants his grand
daughter to marry garage keeper
instead of horseman.
When you see shirt hanging on
father is at home.
New pipe organ has GAO stops. The
man who designed it was probably
an auto mechanic
Some people are so absent minded
they forget themselves.
You can't sit on your hands and
grasp an opportunity.
We would hate to be a bow legged
girl and have to stay at home until
dark because we dressed in style.
Crop forecast: Farmers will raise
cain.
The most slushy part of snow is the
poetry 1t starts.
Is it bonus or bogus bill?
The hand that rocks the cradle
doesn't roll the cigaret.
Woman who asks divorce because
hubby fed her on peanuts doesn't
want to be monkey any longer.
Our most popular winter resort is
the kitchen stove.
All are not flappers VINO flap.
The sun may never set on the Brit
ish flag, but India does.
The best way to go to sleep rs to
try to stay awake.
If 1t takes five years for Japan
to get out of Shantung, she must be
getting something beside herself out.
There's no excuse for a poor bach
elor.
Don't ask how far to garage when
the car stalls-it's five miles.
The earthquake may have been the
world getting flat to please Voliva.
No news is good news when it is
about the income tax,
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

and IN pointing out
the merits of the
different rolls Of
paper he several
times used the re-
mark:
"This is very
artistic."
The old lady
stood it as long as
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

LOA
decided to initiate
his mothers hand :
w r j t ! n g. With
trembling hand he
wrote a capable ex-
cuse and handed 1t
to his teacher.
Johnny" s a ! d
the teacher. "are
Y GU re yo u I
- --tx 80 - -
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

Carpenter should wear a German
helmet while fighting Dempsey. 1t
might frighten Jack Into an uncon-
scious state.-Detroit Journal.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

Somehow or other, we couldn't get
very enthusiastic about battlecry of
Don't give UP the ap."-Youngs-
town Vindicator.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

There are a little over 100000
alien born residents in America, and
they use rs languages and dialects to
cuss American institutions.-Day
News
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18
JobIess

More people went back to work
during May and general employment
increased trifle more than 3 per
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

The snow lay thick and Johnny
was tempted to play truant.
Next day pondering over an excuse
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

An cid lady who lived in the coun-
try went into town to buy some wall
paper The clerk was very obliging
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

mother wrote this! LOOK at II.
Johnny looked at the struggling
handwriting, and said:
''Well, miss-mother suffers"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

What was the first talking machine
made of"
After a while a voice from the
back of the class broke the silence:
please, miss, a rib
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

A violoncello player of massive
proportions chartered a cab in Lon
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

the prisoner was asked: "Have you
anything to say?" And as he rose to
his feet: 'Yo, honor, l has only
dis much ter say. You white gem
mems sure is mighty liberal wifi
some one else's time"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

The teacher was exasperated. The
class was idle and inattentive. and
just a little out of hand. In des-
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

"Lookee, young man." she said. =
have got to hang this paper myself.
And do you think I'm fool enough to
buy paper which is hard to stick?"
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

Twice the world has been free of
racial hatred: When Adam was a
young fellow and when Noah came
out of the ark.--Washington Herald.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18
Laugh With Us

the dignity of the commonwealth.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-18

Events in Upper Silesia teach u!
that Nature probably knew what sh'
was doing when she flattened the
poles.-Wichita Falls News Record.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
OUR GoVERNoR-ELEcT.

of
Mr. William e. Sweet 70 be entrusted with the renS of our
1924 broadnnded ct
defeated the
plainly
the in
editorials during the cam
challenging the integrity
Ipul
delighted
of Experi and w will profit
Ell Boulder counties
in Pueblo
Legislature show that dis
and the
of Republican central
of
electorate consists of thinkers
established
the
the wishes
will be
benefi to he
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
AN OASIS IN THE DESERT.


especially in the East where the Democratic party swept ee
Light
and
denying that
of
these significant victories
before
the Wartime prohibition
be
up
measure be o
but
added
straw maybr he camel
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11

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The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
ARM MISTIcE DAY.

ARNSIICE DAY
with the proclamation issued
We will
H. 1913 whistles blew
all history
manhood
Worthy filled
recall
shudder
their
admiration
properly commemorate
o
milestone in the life of the
period the life
splendid soldiers
possible WE'LL that
should
obligation America
merely simple
soldier
things
Thanksgiving praise
of life
viii oura those loved
significance this
behold
schools hospitals
horrible should
citizen worthy of the inspiration for
freedom for personal and
all abiding beneath the folds of
he
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11

Constitutional Amendment for Federal Control
of Marriage and Divorce


national law entirely repeating providing
for the of publication of the
period before the marriage place. together requirements
health certificates by reputable physician would do
solve matrimonial and divorce angle.
1t possible to and married
such national pshones be expected induce the young
honor for the institution than
question federal control of and divorce
the American people for many years. the ogt pac
tcaly oryegbt different of the subject
Under without unwarranted
the of by the federal
jurisdiction and divorce within the
Therefore giving power
will have be adopted this the
be for national welfare
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
Because America Has Been the Haven of
Refuge to the Disinherited


By SAMUEL WEST, Prose Essay. Denver Community Contest
became American citizen for the opportunity citizen of
the greatest republic the government
the people, by the people and for the people.
Because by becoming citizen realized for
time life that created equal by being endowed with the
rights and privileges guaranteed the of the United
States to rich and poor alike
Because a mark of to a country
which has progressed invention and industry the
hundred and ox its independence than other
in the world
Because America has always maintained that right might and
has always been of the world maintaining that the badge
service is the badge of sovereignty
refuge dnheried
the oppressed the suffering and the submerged
Because its symbols the law and torch;
Not the sword threaten slaughter;
Not the flame to dazzle scorch,
But a light that the world may
And the truth that shah free.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
MR. DUKES LOUISIANA HAS MADE
HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS-READ HIS STORY

International Distributors,
Memphis, Tenn.
Dear Sirs:
l have made hundreds of dollars and
many friends selling Fair Pick Beauty
Preparations and any honest man or
woman can do the same. Whenever you
sell Fair Pick Preparations you need not
worry about future sales. If you don't
call, the customer will come after the
goods.
Respectfully,
DAN DUKES.
Send today to the International Dis
tributors, Memphis, Tenn, for positive
proof that you, too, can make big money
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
Disrespect for observation-disclosures to Abide
by the Laws of the Land
By SENATOR l. L. LENRooT of Wisconsin.

this great republic of which civilization has found its
expression shall occupy history
republics of it will be because dis
indifference the fundamental rights of liberty
through such Indifference failure and laws without
which there be neither liberty security people
Today greatest national problem foreign enangment
the transportation, other problems which
important but it is dpect awunwingness abide by the
laws of the land.
Some justify this disrespect for law the that
the laws But permit decide for himself
whether law is be bound by it he believes
spells anarchy There implanted
of the the
be oeyed and the light
himself guilty The deliberate voator law of the republic
and is not worthy Of citizenship in it.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11

model city where he found few rough huts pitched the prairie
Time flies.
Much of the material which used in he Covered Wagon" had
from him. like the fordng
from actual incidents of his Cherry creek trip.
don't like to talk about work. but the most satc
tory thing have DONE personally 1t discovered that
there strong backbone of native Americans this worship
ing the deeds of their fathers strong pioneer
ideals and traditions The the book surprising
thing have and die happy for having lived
George Horace Lorme editor of the Saturday Evening Post
objected the title He said to "Hough that % he Covered
Wagon is old stuff 1t might have been all right thirty but
they have forgotten all about noweveryne
Make it Pixies Peak Bust slogan like
Forgotten! Why the title carried half the story because
covered that grandfather Aunt Bessie somebody
the plains That tradition
American family and they proud While
fear for country-all HI can't shake it.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
We Need Have No Fear for Our Country
All HI Can't Shake 1t
By EMERSON HouGH, Interview in Denver

Yesterday I went for automobile ride into
the mountains and 1 stood at the top of the hills
looking out across the PRAIRIE and it just occurred
to me what that same trip and view meant to
fathers In few short minutes had been swept
there in luxury and and looking out the
plains where fathers crawled slowly for days at
such an awful expense of labor and blood.
You know, my father freghted across the plains
in 1859, before there any Denver, when this
just the Cherry creek diggings, and 1, his son.
am staying in a luxurious hotel in the midst of a
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY.

Estate of William Edgar Walker, De-
ceased. No. 3096S
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to pre-
sent them for adjustment in the County
Court of the City and County of Dem
yer, Colorado, on the fifth day of De-
cember. 1922.
VERA MARIE WALKER,
Thos. Campbell. Attorney.
First publication. Oct. 81, 1929.
Last publication, Nov. IS, 1922.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
WEAK WOMEN
ATTENTION

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MAS, Was necessary YOU MAY BE MhDE
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MEMPHIS. TENN.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
HHFO MEDICINE co.
MEMPHIS. TENN.

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room
Tor gentleman in quiet family within
easy reach of two car lines. 426 Twen-
ty-fourth street. Phone Main 7417.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-11-11
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY.

ceased. No. 30999.
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to pre-
sent them for adjustment in the Coun-
ty Court of the City and County of
Denver. Colorado, on the fifth day Of
WALTER H. vERNELL.
First publication. Oct 81. 1922.
Last publication, Nov. Is, 1922.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
Made Candy In Early
Days Without Sugar
Opening National Sweets Show
In Chicago RECALLS Ancient
History.

Chicago, May 22.-Kipling has OBJ
served that when Egypt hewed the
sphynx's visage, favoritism govern
ed kissage"; now from the National
Confectionery Association comes a
statement which reveals another
condition which obtained then even
as it does in this age" The state
ment, which announces the candy
show and confectioners' conventions
to be held here this week, incident.
ally calls up visions of Pharaoh
munching bon bons while decreeing
the destruction of Hebrew infants
For il asserts that the Egyptians
made candy as we'll as pyramids. II
asserts further that the taskmasters
who babe their vassals make bricks
without straw, themselves made
candy without sugar.
I'm fact" says the statement
there are some who contend that
Noah invested candy and that his
sons were the first manufacturer
Of confectionery. Sugar and choco.
late were unknown to the Egyptians.
er and -four and crude starch were
VIC bosio VI - hS
first notice of chocolate was when
Columbus carried back to Spain
samples OF cocoa Chocolate was
popular among the women of Mexi-
co in 164S. The first chocolate was
sold in England in 1867 and in
1861. The French were the first to
mould chocolate into hard tablets.
Druggist First Candy Baker
In the middle ages what we
would call candied fruits was tho
principal CONNECTION. They were
boiled in honey. AS business the
druggist was the first candy baker
and for two centuries candy was
sold in drugstores. Sugar at thai
time was considered a drug. and
from coating drugs with sugar the
pharmacist learned to coat nuts and
other things. In the sixteenth cen
fury sugared roses were considered
the best Of CONNECTION. 1t was not
until the seventeenth century that
sugar became a big industry and 1t
was in the latter part of the cen
tury that confectioners were recog-
nized as a distinct class. The first
chocolate machine was made in
1908. In the first half Of the eigh-
teenth century the first real candy
factories appeared. It was about that
time that lemon and peppermint
drops became POPULAR. Cocoanut was
first used for confectionery in the
eighteenth century.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
School Teacher Weds
Inmate Winona Jail
Romance Began When Bride
Came To Bastile To Help
With Services.
ASSOCIATED Press Dispatch. ]


Winona, Mimi, May 23.-Harry
Pease, thirty. eight prisoner IN the
Winona county Jail. and Miss Har,
riet Stahman, twenty eight a teach.
er In the Winona public schools
were man and wife today as a re-
suit of a romance which began
when the bride came to the Jai
several months ago TO assist in con
Quoting religious services and cuI
minated in wedding in the jai
corridor. The ceremony was per-
formed by Probate Judge r. e. Loo
by in the presence of members OF
the brides family and friends while
prisoners watched from behind iron
gratings.
Following the ceremony and re.
freshments, several elders of the
Pantecostal Assembly OF the World
of which the bride and groom arc
members, conducted prayer III
which the little group OF religious
enthusiasts fervently joined.
Pease is serving a years term
following his conviction in United
States court here before Judge Will
robbery of a box car. His sentence
expires in September.
81 first met Harry last March.
Mrs. Pease said. We were holding
meetings in the jail. We saw each
other frequently. Harry was bap-
tized in the Mississippi river TIVE
weeks ago with the permission OF
Sheriff Huck, and became one OF
the assembly. continued TO visit
him. We loved each other and
talked of getting married We
thought we would put 1t off untll
Harry is released next September
Then we thought people might talk
II continued to visit him so We
decided to get married at once.
Harry is a remarkable man. I love
him"
Has Long Jail Record.
rs ME-: Pease going to become a
preacher" she was asked.
II don't know" she replied. THE
Lord will find something for him to
do"
Pease has spent 20 of the 3s years
OF his life behind Jail and prison
bars, according to his story.
l started a life of crime when / was
IA years old. 1t is all over now.
This girl has changed me. No other
girl could have done what she has.
/ owe everything to her. These
people used to come In here Sunday
mornings and sing and pray. /
laughed at them. I used to say to
myself wish these people would
quit bothering US. ! cursed them,
"She talked to me. l came to the
door and sang once in a while. |
thought to myself there must be
something to this stuff. These people
are sincere. They are happy. Then
] became interested and two weeks
ago / was baptized. / am off the
crime stuff forever. When I get out
am going to give some lectures on
crime, have written my life his
tory and twill be published soon.
am trying to. get pardon now"
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
TowNLEY UNDER BONDS
Former Nonpartissn Head Obliged
To Furnish $4,000 Bail
Associated Press Dispaichl

Fargo, n. D., May "a. e..
Townley, former president OF the
National Nonpartisan League gave
bonds Of $4,000 in Cass county dis
.trict court here today in connection
with six indictments against him,
returned by the recent grand jury
which investigated affairs OF the
defunct Scandinavian American
bank of Fargo.
Five of the indictments charge
embe zzlement of connection with
money transfers between the Fargo
bank and the Bank of North Da
"a false entry in connection with re-
lations between the Fargo institu-
ton and the Consumers United
Stores.
II, A. Paddock, Minneapolis for
mer secretary of the North Dakota
industrial commission gave bonds
OF $4,000 In connection with one
indictment charging false entry.
This also deals. with relations be-
tween the Scandinavian American
bank and the Consumers UniteI
Stores.
Townley appeared voluntarily.
Cass county officials made public
indictments regarding three othst
men as follows:
F. W. Cathro, Bottineau, former
director general of the Bank OF
North Dakota charged in FIVE in
dictments with embezzlement OF
public funds in connection with the
relations between the Scandinavia
American bank and the state insti-
tuition; and in one Indictment OF
aiding and abetting making of false
reports to the state bank examiner.
He has been notified, II was an
nounced and viii appear voluntar-
II. J. Hagen. former president
of the Scandinavian American bank,
named in sixteen indictments
charging acceptance of deposits
when the bank was known to be
insolvent; in FIVE charging embez-
element of public funds from the
Bank of North Dakota; in TIRES
charging making OF false entries in
connection with loans to the Con-
sumers United Stores; in four 9th =
er false entry indictments and in
four charging making false reports
to the state bank examiner.
II. D. Ellis, former cashier. OF
the Peoples State bank of Cassel-
ton. charged in one indictment with
making false entries in connection
with financing of capital stock in =
crease of the Scan linavian Amer
lean bank.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
DEATH OF W. P. COBB
One of Lake Crystals Honored Citi-
gems Passed Away Sunday.


Lake Crystal, May 23.-W. P.
Cobb one of Lake Crystals honored
and respected citizens passed away
at his home early Sunday morning
at the age of seventy mine years,
after several weeks of patient suf-
fering. Mr.. Cobb was born in Chan
engo county, New York in Septem-
Der, 1912, coming to Minnesota with
his wife in 1870, settling at Lake
Crystal where he continued to reside
until his death. Mr.. Cobb had won
many respecting friends, through
his faithful services in practically
all the official capacities of the city
also member for some time of the
board of education. The deceased
also was In the insurance business
in this city for several years and
had won the confidence of the pub
lie by his honest and faithful serv-
ices. Funeral services were held
from the Methodist Episcopal
church Monday afternoon, DR.. Re.
ser officiating. C. P. Christensen,
DIR. w. H. James, w. e. Thomas, S.
L. Sherwin, George e. Austin and
George w. Norman, all members OF
the church Official board, acted as
pail bearers. The deceased is sur
vived by the bereayed widow, one
daughter and one son also.
Rev. Fl. c.. Griffith left Monday
morning for Des Moines, Iowa, to
attend the quarterly meeting Of the
presbytery which convenes at this
place this week. -.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
FRIDAY. MAY rs. 1922

shown in the parade where a scrub
COW was brought into line with
placard stating the facts OF her
worth and her ability TO produce pre-
fits for the farmer. She was follow
ed by grade Holstein and that
animal by purebred and the CON
trast was apparent to the verdict
novice in dairy lines.
Following the live stock display
came Professor Frey's Twentieth
Century band and the same organi-
cation that will be a part or this
evenings program.
Two long lines of cars literally
peopled showed by their signs that
they were Sibley and Steele coun.
ties. The latter delegation arrived
here shortly after one o'clock with
the avowed intention Of carrying off
the state meeting for next year and
at the meeting this afternoon they
went in prepared to. argue the point
to the finish with any and all con-
tenders. ~
The parade. was ended with a line
of about forty cars from Mankato
CITY. go a.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1922-05-26
LAKE CITY WILL BE HOST
lAssociatsa rrsss pi.patch.l

IAssociated Press Dtspatch-1
st. Paul, May 23.-Legionnaires
from all over the first district, Min
nesota department of the American
Legion, are making preparations to
send large delegations to the first
annual convention of this district
at Lake City, June 4, and 6. The
convention will be held jointly with
the Auxiliary.
The convention committee of the
Louis McCahill post and Auxiliary
announce that program never be-
fore equafed by any Legion organi-
cation in the state, has been COM
pleted. Business sessions are inter
spersed with special features that
will make the Lake City meeting
gionnaire and Auxiliary member in
Sessions viii open with a brief
business meeting OF the district
board Sunday evening, which will
be followed by banquet for aux
iliary and legion members. Follow
ing the banquet a ritualistic initia-
ton with special teams will be held.
One of the features of Mondays
session will be business meeting
on a river steam boat and later fol-
lowed by a moonlight excursion
with dancing and entertainment
Other features of entertainment are
included in the program.
Officials of the district announce
that special efforts are being made
to arrange for reduced railroad
rates to Lake City and return from
all points in the first district, effec-
tive June / to 10. They are opti-
I mistic that sufficiently large mum
Der of Legionnaires will attend this
convention to secure these special
rates. The first district includes all
counties included in the First Con-
gressional district.