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Evening star., 1922-10-02
Constant Gain in Savings
Southwest Trade Feature
BY JAMES r. RECORD.


Special Dispatch to The Star.
FORT WORTH. October 2.-The
most noteworthy feature of the busi-
ness and financial situation in the
southwest has been the constant gain
in savings deposits since June 80.
Fall trade in the retail lines received
a severe setback last week from the
hot weather which prevailed. De-
partment stores report they had the
smallest week since Labor day. I'M
mediate rains are needed in the grain
districts for fall plowing. No rain OF
consequence has fallen in Texas since
May. the period of the disastrous
floods.
Owing to a betterment of conditions
in the fruit markets, banana importa-
tions have been ordered resumed
through the port of Galveston. The
first boat win arrive October 9. Ship
ments were discontinued some months
ago.
Evening star., 1922-10-02
GENERAL ELECTRIC BONUS.

SCHENECTADY. October 2.-Pres-
ident Swope of the General Electric
Company announces a bonus of per
cent, in cash or securities redeemable
in cash, for each employe receiving
compensation of $4,000 or less an
nually who has completed five years
or more of continuous service.
Evening star., 1922-10-02
PARIS BouRsE IMPROVES.

+ PARIS, October Prices improved
on the bourse today.
Three per cent rentes. SO francs. 90
centimes. Exchange on London, o.
francs, 95 centimes. Five per cent
loan, IS francs, 76 centtmes. The
dollar was quoted 1t II francs. l7E
lcentimeA
Evening star., 1922-10-02
Washington Stock Exchange


Washington Gas 5s-Sl 900 at 95h.
Capital fractions at 102A, at 102ia.
Washington Railway and Electric com.-r
at j6l4. at 56l..
AFTER CALL.
Capital Traction 5s-Sl 900 at 90
Washington Gas 7Ls-$1 600 at 1O6.
Washington Railway and Electric pfd.--"'
at 77ii.
Evening star., 1922-10-02
nAR SILVER QUOTATIONS.

NEW YORK, October 2-Foreign
har silver, 6sA; Mexican dollars. So 3.
LONDON. October Bar silver.
sE 7.16d per ounce. Money, per cent.
niscount rates-Short bills, IN a2x
ner cent: three month bills. 2 s-l6a2 y
per cent.
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Desde Nueva York

!, Ell ejecutado por Ell compositor espafol
Julian Huarte, quien nos ofreci6 tres
de sus mas belIas canciones, "ojos Ne
gros'', Madrigal Espalol'' y a'You
Alone, interpretadas 6stas por La be-
LA artista sefiorita Finita de Soria que
tan aplaudida ha sido en- los teatros de
Broadway, siendo ambos ovacionados
al terminar.
FL sefior Isaac Irizarry Sasport, en-
nombre de la Alianza Portorriquefa,
pronunci6 un breve y elocuente discur-
SO, siendo muy aplaudido al terminar.
Transcurrieron dicz minutes de in
termedio y al levantar el tel6n di6 CO.
mienzo la representation del cuadro pa
tri6tico t27 de Febrero'', escrito por
el immortal poeta patricia portorri-
queno Pachin Marin. interpretado por
las bellas senoritas Wilfrida Porto. Lui
sa McGrigor, Clementina Caballero y
Blanca Lores, acompafiadas por los j6-
venes senores Julio Lores, Rafael Lo-
res, Mariana Eyzaguirre Pablo z !.
Lopez, siendo todos muy aplaudidos v
terminando Ell acto con ell himno domi-
nicano cantado por un coro dirigido
por Ell maestro Manuel Huarte com
puesto por sehoritas, las que represen-
taban Espafia y los paises Hispano-
Americanos, y entire elias estaban las
distinguidas sehoritas Lolita G. Mar
mol Manola y Rosa Romero, Lolita H.
Herrera, Isabel v Carload Guinea, An
tonia Diaz McKenna. Carmen Crespo. P.
de Prado, Maria de Silva, Lolita Lopez,
Blanca Lores, Clementina Caballero y
los caballeros que tomaron parte en- la
representation del s'27 de Febrero''
Faltanos ahora decir que ell escenario
estaba adornado artisticamente con her
mosas banderas. En- Ell centro del pros
cenio estaban curiosamente entreIa-
lazadas las banderas de Cuba. Santo
Domingo Y Puerto Rico ALI estaba
la bandera de Puerto Rico ocupando
Ell sitio que merecia sin tenor que
ningdn desgraciado cualesquiera vinie
ra ordenar cue fuese Quitada de ALI,
" hemos de hacer notar que Ell sitio
en- que Sc celebraba dicha fiesta era en-
una Alta Escuela Americana aqui en-
el coraz6n de Nueva York, demostran-
do asf de una veE Dor todas cue esta-
mos en- nuestro perfecto derecho de
ostentar nuestra arnada bandera
va pasada la media noche entire
delirartes vivas q Cuba, Puerto Rico
y Santo Domingo, desfl6 la enorme con
currencia que consistfa de 10 mas selec-
to de nuostras colonias, quienes fueron
a demostrar la verdadera simpatia que
sienten por la noble naci6n dominica
ma.
INCoGNITUS.
Nueva York, agosto 1s de 1922.
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NCL.ATERRA

PropietaxIo e. CESTERO.
San Justo No. Is y is. Tel. 800 San
Euan, Puerto Rico Situado en- una
de las Principales Gales, cerca del
Tren y del Tea.ro, pr6ximo a los
Mueiies, contiguo al Correo demSs
Edifcios Federales. Buen trato. Ser
vicio excelente. Sc sirven Comidas q
dcmicilio. Sc admiten abonadoa .
orecios eorrientes.
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UN Dollar Els EQUAL A 10000
CORONAS
Continuation de la "A. pag.)


ciantes austriacos que importan Las
mercancias del extranjero exigen por
elias moneda tambien exfranjera, por-
que cuando en- 500 veinticuatro horas
la corona chec0sslovaca sube en- mas
de Glen coronas austriacas y la libra
esterlina en- mas de 10000, la moneda
aHstriaca carece de valor flo v no es
mas que una fcci6n. Hace POGO el Par
lamerato de viena vot6 I'm emprestito
oblgiatorio II cuatrocientos mil mi
,lones. Esta suma, que hace un mes pa
reci6 suficiente para cubrir la mayor
parte del deficit, va no representa- sino
10 millones de d6lares; es decir, solo
la d6cima parvs del deficit del conner
clio exterior.
En- once meses, la corona austriaca
ha bajado la cuadrag6sima parte de
su va,or. esta aproximandose a la
diezmil6sima parte de su valor nominal,
Gel valor que tenia antes de la guerra.
ST su Decentralization sigue en- proper
ci6n igual, en- el pr6ximo verano habra
que dar 100000 coronas para obtener
un solo dollar.
Andres REVESz-
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NEGOCIADO DE MATERlAI-ES
IMPRENTA Y TRANSPORTE
SUBASTA
6 cabaIIos propios para montar'

Sc recibiran proposiciones en-
sobre cerrado hasta las 1000
a. M, septiembre %, 1922, para
ell sunninistro al Gobierno lnsular
de seis caballos, propios para
montar, de a a 2 aiios, de 6-1 a
a 7 cuartas de alzada, compile
tanente sanos y sin resabios.
Pueden obtenerse pliegos en-
bIanco dirigiendose al Negocia-
do de MateriaIes, Inprenta y
Transporte. San Juan, P. R.
Advt.
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ssAvIso''

SoIicitudes acompaiadas de buena re
fcrencia para la plaza de Director de
la Banda Escolar de este Municipio, con
un haber de $4,000 anuales SO recibi-
rim en- esta Ofcina hasta Ell dia 81 del
mes en- curse.
LOLA, P. r., agosto 19 de 1922. :.
(Firmado): Julio ORTIZ,
Ccmisionado Municipal de instruction.
Advt.
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DEsDE cEIBA
va York. agosto 1S de 1922

LA CORTE MUNICIPAL:-Ayer Sc
encontraba en- esta la Hon. Corte Mu-
nicipal de Fajardo, habiendo resuelto
varios juicios. Por tai raz6n han sido
nuchos los que han ingresado en- Ell de-
p6sito municipal.
DON VICENTE QUIEONES MORA
LES: Este distinguido ciudadano, pre-
sidente del comit6 local unionista, Sc
encuentra restablecido de la dificil ope-
raci6n quir1rgica que fuera sometido
por los habiles cirujanos doctores Ca
rreras y Malta en- el hospital de Fa-
jardo. Felicitamos los mencionados
cirujanos por Ell 6xito obtenido al
amigo Quifiones pronto restablecimien-
to.
FUNCIoNARIOS TRASLADADos:
Ha sido trasladado a la Playa de Hr-
macao Ell quito active policfa insular
Felipe Neri Rodriguez. Felicitamos
a los habitantes de la Playa de Huma-
Gao por tan buena adquisici6n.
Tambi6n ha sido trasladado al pue-
bio de Juncos Ell talnbi6n active policia
Juan E Huertas, quien marchara en-
breve al mencionado pueblo
A v1EQUEs. En- el dia de hoy Sc
ha despedido de nosotros para marchar
a vieques la inteligente maestro gra-
duada sefiorita Maria valentin. Feliz
travesfa deseamos a la culta amiga.
Use POSTPONE LA FIEsTA?:- -se
nos informa que con motive de la ines
perada muerte de don Pepin We've, her
mano de don Santiago We've, acaecida
en- el pueblo de Fajardo, Sc pospondra
la fiesta anunciada para Ell domingo
pr6ximo y para la cual Sc hacian mu-
chos preparativos.
Ell CoRREsPoNsAL.
Ceiba, agosto % de 1922
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Sr Don Carlos Lesca,
"a Boulevard &c Courcelles,
Paris, Francia.
Muy seiior m1o:-
Mi padre, el doctor Coll y Toste
me ha entregado para su contesta-
ci6n su carta de JUNO 8, 1922, que
usted lie escribe con motive de mi con
ferencia pronunciada en- ell Ateneo
de Madrid el 20 &c Diciembre del pa
sado aio, y en- relacion con los SER
vicios prestados por la Isla de Puer-
to Rico en- la guerra mundial.
Yo espero de su bondad que me dis
culpe ST me veo obligaGo a escribir
largamente para poder dar una idea
siquiera de 10 que usted solicita; pc
TO debo aprovechar esta ocasion en-
que honnbres desinteresados justos
pueden contribuir a reparar un olvi-
do, mas bien que una injusticia.
A pesar de que 70 leo varios 6e
los principales periodicos revistas
francesas, y de que cuento en- mi BIZ
blioteca por centenares las obras es-
critas en- frances sobre la guerra nun
dial, nunca habia visto nombrar
Puerto Rico, cuando aun los hoten-
totes siameses han reeibido las re-
compensas debiGas por sus servicios,
hasta la carta de Andre "L'Action
Franchise. Y, sinembargo, usted po
dra apreciar en- ell curso de esta carta
que ning1n pals del mundo es mas
acreedor la amistad y agradeci-
nniento G,e Francia que nuestra peque
ma Isla.
Al llegar a Puerto Rico los prime
ros cablegramas con las noticias del
ataque brutal de Alemania contra
Belgica, nuestro pueblo y sus hom-
bres pdblicos Sc expresaron con la
misma indignation que ell horrible cri
men produjo en- el mundo entero. A
las "a horas lego la noticia de que
Francia habfa recibido la 6eclara-
cion de guerra de Aleinania, de que
los primeros encuentrps entire las tro
pas de ambas naciones habian ocu-
rrido 10 largo de las fronteras del
Este.
Era consul de Francia en- San
Juan, Yves du Courthial, un hombre
joven, que habla' admirablemente bien
el espanol, y hoy ocupando ell mismo
puesto creo qae en- Larache, ell cual
gozaba de muchas sirnpatfas en- nues
ira Capital por su caracter afable y
caballeroso; un verdaGero represen-
tante de Francia Era necesario yer
ell Consulado en- aquellos dias prime
ros de Agosto. Cast toda nuestra ju-
ventud ocudia solicitando la admission
como soldados voluntarios de Fran
cia, pidiendo Sc les permitiera en-
to en- ell vapor puerto Rico, de la
compafifa Transatlantica, que tocaba
en- San Juan, rumbo al Havre, ell 9
de Agosto. Courthiaf sc VIC obligado
a telegrafiar a Paris, recibiendo la
contestacion de que ell gobierno ha-
bia resuelto rehusar las ofertas de
voluntarios extranjeros por el momen
to. A pesar de todo, muchos Sc en1-
barcaron. Hubo algunos, pobres, que
la puerta Gel Consulate pidieron
limosnas para pagar sus pasajes.
Son de nosotros conocidos, y hoy duer
men ell suefio de la eterna justicia
bajo suelo frances, envueltos en- Ell
glorioso uniforme de la Gran Nacion.
Pedro Giusti, un frances que vive
hace cuarenta amos en- Puerto Rico,
donde fuerza de honradez v traba
jo ha lograGo conquistar una buena
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Restaurant Angelo
Ea eI establecimiento donde acude X
mas selecto de la isla, per encontrar.
% en- 81 como en- M casa.
San jose 9.
CARIBE

Situado en- Ell coraz6n de In eiudad
Perfectamente acondicionado con to
dos los adelantos modernos: Ascen
sor, Telefonos, Timbress Magnidcaa
habitaciones con banjo privado y efec-
tos aanitarios. Especial comfort para
familias y viajantez. Precios mode.
RADIOS.
Telefonos 4S4 y 1909, p. o. Box 5OS
Gale de San Francisco. No. -
San Juan. p. =.
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de
Saratoga

. ST sus digestiones son Iabo-
riosas. SiIa dyspepsia Ie hace su-
Frir. ST las funciones,d de su est6-
mago J su higado no estan REL
gularizadas, pruebe Ell aqua di-
gestiva de Saratoga, marca
-Geyser" y podra listed digerir
hasta piedEas. ST miles de per-
sonas' reciben, yendo a Sarato-
ga, la ventaia de estas naravi-
llosas aguas Spor que no ha de
reoibirIa usted iguaI? Pruebe
una sofa botella. De venta en-
Farmacia, Hoteles y CoIn1ados.
Sc soIicitan agentes.
Representante:
c. r. WYMAN.
Alien 81. San Juan.
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AL.CAZAR

Luna S8. Frente al Municipio.
Nuevo Hotel Modernamente equipa-
do. Cocina criolla. Habitaciones fres-
cas-. Buen Trato. Precios de situa-
ci6n. Sc admiten abonados.
Frncisco RTvEEA.
Tcl6fono 1919 Prepietaris.
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HOTELES
Ell. VESUBIO

Participo q mi numerosa clientela
me nuevamente me encuentro al
frente de este acreditado Restaurant
donde encontraran un esmerado ser
vicio IL carta
Sc advri+en .konados , Aunca Say,
tan loa sabrosos spaguetti.
Vicente RINALDY.
Allen 20. San Juan. Telefono ESQ.
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LA FERIA
gOL 1O3. ES0UINA A TAAicA
CAFE RESTAURANT

Bsrvlcio a Ia carta. Precios. num-
Ga visfo. 10 Fnejor de San Juan,
E1aga una vista Y So conveacer&.
0ropiNtario: Maxine APONTE:.
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(Continuaci6n de Ia 1a. pag. }

plicando que yo la contestara, 10 cual
hice Embellishments, en- la siguiente
forma:
San Juan, P. R.,
Julio II, 1922.
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PRAISE LIKE THIS MAKES
 US TRY THE HARDER
Norton, Virginia. Jan. 1s, 1922

Norton, Virginia, Jan. 19, 1922 Dear Colonel Breen:
 l take pleasure in handing you here with my check for renewa,. Please continue to send the paper to the same address until further notice.
 Some time ago you printed little quip about how to arrive at ones in- come tax. Would it be too much rrou- ble for you to send me that issue as l want to show that item to friend of mine and misplaced the paper.
 1 spent a year or more in and around Flagstaff, during which time | read your paper with much interest, especially the articles and paragraphs printed on the editorial page. l am sure you have without doubt, the best small town weekly paper l have ever seen, and l do not want to miss a single issue of it.
 You have a NEWSPAPER. can read it and keep in touch with Ari- zona affairs as closely as 1 did when actually living in the state, and l cer- tainly admire the way you go after certain things. I followed with much interest your trouble with the print ers' union, and admire you for the stand you took. We run this plant as an open shop and have had similar trouble here.
 Very truly yours,
 L. c. PEPPER.
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THE GIRLS FRIENDLY SOCIETY

The Girls Friendly society was or ganized in Flagstaff October 20, lsSY. The girls were admitted to full mem. bership January 15, 1922. A girl may not be member until she is twelve, however classes are formed for candi- dates from five to twelve who learn and do Friendly work. We have at present fifteen junior candidates and sixteen senior candidates, twenty three members and seven associates.
 The associates are responsible wholly for the welfare of the society. They plan work and amusement that permits the growth and development of the girls under moral, intellec- tual, and physical guidance to we'll developed womanhood.
 The principles upon which the so- ciety is founded are purity, obedience to parents, faithfulness in thought, act and purpose and thrift, not thrift of money alone, but of all the things that build character and make life worth while.
 The society in Flagstaff in the first months worked to give as much hap piness at Christmas as possible. With the new year the candidates are talk ing up the study of the principles of the Friendly and are making dainty little baby clothes to be given where they are most needed. The candidates meet for an hour and half each Thursday afternoon; half of their time is given to work and half play, stories or amusement of some kind.
 The members meet for two hours each Thursday evening. Their time is variously divided with work, read ing, an occasional lecture, social ser vice, plans for summer campaigning, study of Friendly principles and amusement. The members hope to help and benefit the community as various needs arise; to carry cheer into lonely homes, to amuse the sick especially in the two hospitals and to do many things of similar nature.
 Any person in Flagstaff who knows of girl in need of friends or help should feel it privilege to call Mrs. Becker, giving the girls name, and rest assured that the girl will be truly befriended by the society.
 The Friendly society is in charge
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Hardware Dept. Phone 90

of Mrs. c. c. Becker, branch secre- tary and the following associates:
 Mesdames T. E. Pollock, Burnell Osler, P. H. Nelson, Fred Lusk Charles Isham and the Misses Vir- ginia Lockett and Elsa Myers.
 Girls Friendly Employment List
 Nine girls from Morton and Camp bell halls must have work in order to complete their courses.
 1. For care of children any night from 6:30 to 10:30; Friday from 3:30 to 10:30; Saturday and Sunday all day.
 2. General housework, Friday, 300 to 6:00 to 10:30 p m. Saturday all day.
 8. Ironing 3:3O to 600 on school days, Saturday all day.
 4. Window washing, Friday 3:3o to 500 p. m. Saturday 1:30 to 500 p. m.
 5. Dish washing after dinner, par ties, etc., can be arranged as desired.
 6. Mending, plain sewing, Friday, 800 to 600. Saturday all day.
 2. Sewing of all kinds, Saturday all day.
 8. Plain sewing, Friday BOO to 10:30 p. m. Saturday all day.
 g. Cooking, Saturday all day, Sun day all day.
 10. Hemstitching, embroidering and similar hand work will be done in the home Friday 300 to 6:00. Sat urday all day, or will be done by the piece on the girls own time in the dormitory.
 II. Fine ironing and laundering of the small dainty pieces that cannot be trusted to a laundress will be taken to the dormitory and done there by the girls at so much a piece.
 12. Stenographic work of all kinds, any night from 500 to 10:00. Satur- day all day, Sunday all day.
 All household work will be done at 40 cents an hour or special rate by the day will be arranged.
 Sewing will be done by the piece or by the hour accordin gto the work. Care of young babies 40 cents an hour.
 Care of children 35 cents an hour.
 To arrange for the employment of these girls the housewife should state definitely the work she desires done.
 Call Mrs. T. B. Pollock, 264-J any morning between 800 a. m. and 10:O0 a. m. only.
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rejoicing over the arrival of MT. Fields glass eye, which was swal- lowed accidently by Ambrose, Jr., last Thursday. = The McCreary County, Ky, Democrat.
 If you think it has been cold here you ought to hear K. w. Watson the Maine rancher, tell about the old days up in northern Minnesota. He re- members one spell when for 90 days the caves never dripped. Forty pefow in the middle of the day was nothing unusual.
 One day MT. Watson took an OK team nine miles to the grist mill. It was four o'clock when he started home-almost dark. A mile from town the blizzard started. The oxen plodded along, Watson walking behind hang ing to the sled the wind roaring and the snow falling so rast he couldn't see the sled. Suddenly the sled stopped. He jumped in and ran to the front feeling with the goaa stick for the oxen. They had broken loose. He jumped out and ran blind- ly ahead, pumping into them. Grab- ping them by the tails, they plodded forward. After a time they stopped again and wouldn't move. Going around ahead to see what was the matter he found they were against a building. He felt a door. The oxen walked into their own double stall. Still Watson didn't believe he had reached home and felt around to find the old muley COW to convince him. self.
 His next job was to get to the house, 200 feet away. He knew how to start toward it, but was afraid he couldn't keep in the right dfrection A rail fence touched the barn. He followed the fence clear past the house, out around an orcnard ana back to where it joined on to the woodshed. Then he was at home = 5 hours after he left town. That night after it stopped showing it turned cold. In an area 30 miles wide by 60 long 600 people froze to death during that cold spell.
 Cold here? Ask Watsonl
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CHEERFUL CHIRPS
 (Dy "DEI.c Mostly nonsenss except intervals when real idea comes along and is grabbed of.
(By "DEL.~

Harry Richwine felt sort of mis- erable like the other day and called on Dr. Schermann. "T'm glad you came to me when you did" said Doc. "What's the matter?" asked Harry, "are you broker"
 Saw assistant county attorney George Harben just miss west bound train the other day. He had been running pretty hard but was just too late.
 "Were you trying to catch that train ?" asked Ali Dickinson. "Oh, mo-" said George. T just merely wanted to chase it out of the station"
 J. c. Brown back east one time jumped into river and pulled out a small Jewish boy who was almost drowned. Next day the boys father met John.. Are you the man dat saved mein son Keys life?" he asked. q guess so," said John.
 ''Then," said the Jew, indignantly, Ivy didn't you save his cap, tool" Many of us are spiritualists enough to wish we might commune with the spirits of Johnny Walker and old man Haig.
 We've read long lists Of savage
 beasts,
 By hunters wise compiled; But all of them are tame compared To deuces when they're wild.
 Earl Sisk. Thirsty days hath September, April, June and November. All the rest are thirsty, too, Except for him who hath home
 brew. Paul Coffin. When you get to know fellow; And you understand his ways; Then his faults won't really matter, For you'll find a lot to praise.
 The Rotarian. Lorren Cress says that goats milk
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WISE GIRL

First Nursemaid: Yes, the father is French and the mother is Spanish.
 Second Nursemaid: "Well, is the little one a Frenchman or Span iard?"
 First Nursemaid: "Who knows. He hasn't started to talk yet.
The Coconino sun., 1922-02-03

Merchandise will never be found better than the man that makes it. We
 aim to carry only the foremost standard brands made by the cOuntry's most reliable manufacturers.
The Coconino sun., 1922-02-03

South Dakota has four cars to every q persons.
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1 IS better than. cows milk TOT children and that there ought to be goat in every home. We'll, ain't there? There was young lady named Astor
 Whose clothes fitted her like a plaster,
 When she happened to sneeze
 She felt a cool breeze,
 And knew she had met with disaster
 Bill Switzer. P. H. Nelson of the Arizona Cen tral bank says where he used to board before he came here the landlady had very pretty pies. The edges were , evenly and artistically scalloped. He asked her how she made the scallops. She said she did it with her false teeth.
 Rimmy Jim Giddings says he saw two Jews taking a bath once. After they had undressed one of them said: "Oh, Abey, how dirty you are!" "Vell, vat you tink?" said Abey. "I'm three years older as you.- Lady of our acquaintance says no wonder Solomon was a wise man when he had a thousand wives to learn from.
 Pat Moran says the way he was cured of appendicitis in Chicago was hearing it mentioned after he arrived at Mercy hospital that the doctor who was to operate on him was named Xiii patrick. "Guess he won't," said Pat, and got right out of there.
 City superintendent of schools, John 0. Thomas hands in this one received week or so ago by one of the teach CTS: "We, the undersigned, to proov = That on Thirsday past, -, our sun, were absunt on akownt of sickness, that his sickness were itches inso far he wer unabel to ware his pants. Thairfoar he was ab- sence."
 MT. and Mrs. Ambrose Fields ars
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rejoicing over the arrival of MT. Fields glass eye, which was swal- lowed accidently by Ambrose, Jr., last Thursday. The McCreary County, Ky, Democrat.
The Coconino sun., 1922-02-03

Losren Cress says that goats milk
The Coconino sun., 1922-02-03

MT. and Mrs. Ambrose Fields arr