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Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
Its Own Place.

Mr.. Brown was until recently a
deacon in the Methodist church in his
town. But recently he not only with
drew from his honored position, but
ceased to be as regular an attendant
at church as formerly. The minister.
who came to call at the Brown home.
demanded the reason for this failure.
''My rheumatism is much worse than
it has been for years." Mr.. Brown be-
gam "and cannot walk SO far"
"Tut, TUT" laughed the minister, 81
believe it is a lack of religion"
"Sir," Mr.. Brown drew himself up
firmly, my religion is in my heart
not in my legs" -Indianapolis News.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
Santa Claus Best Advertiser.

Christmas trees undoubtedly repre-
sent a destruction of timber of great
value They also represent a stimula-
ton to business which every merchant
depends upon in his annual calcula-
lions. 1t pays to advertise and Santa
Claus, though myth, is the greatest
advertiser on earth.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
His Inquiry,

"Paw," began little Lester Liver
more, who is of unusual width betwixt
the eyes, "if a man fifty years old mar
ries a girl of seventeen, and his son,
aged twenty-five, marries the girls
mother, doesn't that make the old man
the son-in-law of his own son and the
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
A Lady of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
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A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Advertiseme
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father-in-law of himself, and-say.
Paw, can go to the picture show to-
night if l won't ask any more ques-
tions?"
'Yes!" yelled Mr.. INSTRUMENTATION
sas City Star
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
Looking for Money.

Ella-When are you to be married?
Stella-Whenever the man in the
case gets his salary raised to point
where he will not find the alimony I
expect prohibitive.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
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AVOID INVITATIONS.
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yertisement.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02

Some people try to console them
selves in the hour of their misfortune
by saying, "There are others"
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02

A girl will never believe a man who
tells her he loves her and lets it go
at that
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
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Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02

INIman presume to give advice
wv that has not first given
sci to himself.-Seneca.
Judsonia weekly advance. (Judsonia, Ark.) 1???-1922, 1922-02-02
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Man proposes, heaven disposes.
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Where Your Taxes Go
How Uncle Sam Spends Your Money
in Conducting Your Business
By EDWARD G.LOWRY


Of
N he Gov bushes ethods.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
LIVINGSTON DEFEATS
 TUSCALOOSA OUTFIT

Livingston, June 24.---Livingston, after losing at home Wednesday to Tuscaloosa in a one sided game. in which nearly every one on the club essayed to pitch, defeated the pick of the Tuscaloosa city league on the university field Thursday by a score of Il to 1. The Tuscaloosa club was held scoreiess until the eighth in- ning. as
 A wild throw by Catcher Hubbert accounted for their solitary run. The largest crowd of the year witnessed the game. Livingston defeated York yesterday before the big barbecue crowd at Epes by score of 4sto B.. The York team had been strength ened by two Geiger players, and put up great game. This was the fifth straight defeat of York by Living ston. The home club has won 1s of the 24 games played this season.
 Big preparations are being made for the free barbecue to be given at Livingston on July {. Every one is Invited and expected.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Selma Now Leading
 In Western Diffusion


 Camden. June 24.-(Scecial.)- J. Selma won her eighth straight game at Camden today in the eleventh game of the season, and Uniontown defeated Demopols at Demopolis this afternoon. thus placing Selma at the head of the western division of the South Alabama league.
 Selma scored six runs in the game against Camden on Camden's dia- mond, with Camden taking the little end of the score with three runs Se,ma's runs were scattered through the nine innings. with one in the sec ninth innings. Camden got her first fifth. two in the seventh and one in the eninth inning. Camren got her first run in the fourth, to be followed by the other two in the seventh.
 Uniontown defeated Demopolis, 5 to 2. From the lowest place .n the leasde ten days ago. Selma has claimbed to first place with a per centage of 727. Score: R Selma ............... oil 010 201---s Camden ............. 900 100 200--3
 Batteries: Cox and Carter; whort- on and Murphy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
By GEORGE CHADWICK
Special Correspondeat sf The AEe-Hs.

Special Correspondont of The Age-Hernld
 lCepyrtght, 1922. by The Age-Herald
 New York, June 24.-The first western trips proved that the Giants and Yankees. major league cham pions. have much in common, except Babe Ruth. He Is his own little three ring circus. As the blars and glare of the sensation of being home-run king fades away, he has taken up the merry task of exhorting the umpires. Its the most one-sided pas tims in athletics. The umps have the longer punch. Try to circumvent the umpires. It's the most one-sided pas word. Ruth is sandpapering his own popularity. His geniality under all conditions gave joy to others. Now that he has got puckery. he is being talked about. Folks say he is too fopd of amusements other than his own little batting stunt.
 Even with Ruth, the Yankees re- semble the Giants In that both of them have demonstrated they are desperately ordinary road teams in tho west. The Nationals, on their first overland cruise. made a show ing only little better than that ex- pected of a tail-end outfit. Imagine a championship team winning only five games In a sectional series.
 Tanks Below BOO
 The Tanks have just finished with their western experience; seven vic- tories and nine defeats. That's play ing baseball less than 1900 per cent and team that can't fill It's jeans with .50o per cent winning aver age on road trip, isn't likely to hold the pennant s second year. un-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Woco Pep Breaks Even

southpaw Sam Hart of the Woes Pep baseball team tried the iron man stunt on the Jordan Park crew yes terday at the latter's diamond and almost got away with 1t. when he swamped them by the score of 10 to in the first game and barely miss ed second victory when his team mates were nosed out by the score of to In the second game. Both games were featured by siugging.
 Norman King, latest recruit of the Woco outfit. a six-foot siusser from the Walker County league, started on the hill for the Woco bunch, with Dice opposing him. King retired to place In loft field after Jordan Park tied the score in the third in- ming and Hart took up the pitching burden.
 The woco team registered four home run, blows during the after noon's pastime. while the Jordan Parkers netted two. Tn the last Black on first. Ed Galbaugh of the Woco Peps swatted a high fly in.o tho bushes in right field and Umpire Thompson faided to allow him the home run that had been accorded previous swats in the same place and a howl Of protest arose from the Woco rooters
 Jim Box. Woco Pep first baseman. recorded two home runs. ono in each same. His first came with the bases loaded, while his second was regis- tered in his first time at bat in the second game. King for Jordan Park also netted a beautiful home run drive. while Norman King of the woco Peps gathered in four hits out of seven times at bat
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Dr. Sellers and Clyde Hunter Are
 Winners at Traps

Quite 8 bunch of shooters took par, in the weekly shoot of the Birming- ham Gun club Saturday afternoon, and some fine scores were made. The 50 target match was won by pr. Sellars with q perfect score of 50 straight. Second place in this match was won by Clyde Hunter. with the score of 4s dead birds. Third place was q tie between W. L. Vannerson and B. E. Strader. with xS each out of their 30. This is the best score so far Mir. Vannerson has made at tho little clays, and his next dream Is to break the entire 50 straight. which he wifi probably do soon if he hits 1t off as lively as he has been doing of late.
 100-Tnrget Match
 Tho 100-target race was a tie be- tween pr. Sellars and Clyde Hunter, with ss each, a splendid piece of work for the afternoon. Sellars ran the first three events of 25 targets straight before he let one escape, and then he let two targets get by. but made high score in both events. He made the long run for the afternoon with 75 straight. Second place in this match was won by R. E. Strader, with Se oeao oirdsp Just missing one target in each frame and breaking four 24s in each frame.
 Third place in this race went to Pete Turner. with s4 dead birds out of his 100. Lee Moody shot high in tho doubles by breaking 2i out of 74. Second place-ywas 6 tie between H. c, Abbott, ST., and B. E. Schroder, with 20 each.
 The handicap match was 6 tie be- tween I. M. Crum and R. I. Ingalls, who powdered the entire z5 straight, shooting from 21 yards, Scores:
 Fifty. TaxROk Mafrh
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

show. was paired with J. R. Bodines Imported Tipperary Bell. who comes from Canada, fresh from winners class at both Toronto and Brantford shows, and not yet 12 months old. This brace, similar in type and color, looked good and showed well. They were both bred to imported Laund Laureate last week. and should pro- duce some unusually fine type Mir. Chowning's Louise was also ex- hibited, showing the same good quality that gained the judges recognition in the recent show. Mir Roberts little Blue was put down for game of Merle solitaire, being the only Blue Merle exhibited. She Is a flashy little matron of good quality. Several others came in for their special notice and was we'll re- ceived.
 Laund Laureate on stand
 But the exhibit that attracted the most interest was the celebrated im- ported Laund Laureate, without question among the best Collie sires in the southern states. and ranking with the best in America He made a very favorable impression on the fancfers and collie admirers who came out to see him. A collie of wonderful structure, not of the over grown and coarse type, but sym metrical in build, graceful in move ment and possessing, to marked de- gree, that wonderful collie expression that makes the collie one of the most charming creatures Tn the canine family. While he is fast losing coat. he still carries enough to show the luxurious growth that has won him fame both in England and America as one of the heaviest coated collies of today
 Bobby's Limit of Strain Brothers kennels was shown in good condition, and possesses good points; also Mir. foung's Ace of Aces was exhibited showing the collie shorn of his coat. having been closely clipped.
 The meeting was we'll attended, there being about 150 present, which speaks well for the progressiveness of the club. and perhaps makes record for regular attendance over any club in the country. The collie IS very popular dog in the Birming- ham district. and the fanciers' &C., uvities here are attracting attention over the country. Only this week an order came from a Kennel in Eureka. Cal, for high-class brood matron. which was supplied by the Storm way collie kennels, shipping them imported Tipperary Betsy who was sired by Champion Seedley Sutton. and recently bred to imported Uaund Laureate.
 The next semi-monthly meeting of the club will be July 8, which will be made "airedale night" and an inter- estins program Is being planned.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
BLACK BARONS TO
 MEET GIANTS AT RCKWOOD FIELD

Giants. Nashville entry in the negro Southern league. will open a three game series at Redwood park to- morrow afternoon. meeting the Black Barons of Birmingham. Perdues Black Barons have won their last 12 games without a defeat, and are counting on winning two out of three from the Giants. If they cop the series from the Nashvillians, the Black Barons will be leading the league. V
 Juran. Perdue's star portsider. will probably draw tho opening assign ment against the Giants Monday, Noel or Miller will most likely start the game for the Giants.
 Large crowds arc expected to att tend the Black Baron-Giant games, as interest in the race is increasing as tho season progresses.
 All tho games begin at 3:s0 o'clock in tho afternoon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
BRUINS KNOCKED FROM LEAD BY THE CHICKS
Mike Eberhard Earl Whitehill Will Twirl Opener at Mobile Today-Four Games to Be
 Played at Gulf City
By MARVIN McCARTHY

Cancellations are now in order, and Featured in this department the first of the week will be the Barons of Birmingham and the Bruins of Mobile. Each has tasted defeat in all its bitterness during the past week, and, shorn of whatever glory they might have been sporting a few days ago. | wiu open in a four-bame series at Mobile this afternoon.
 Birmingham, only a short time ago holding down second place in tho Southern league race and threatening to drive Mobile out of the lead at every turn. is now reposing in fifth place, with the restful reposs of one who seems to lack energy enough to get up and try for better things.
 Bears Knocked Down
 Mobile, for so many days leading in the Dixie flag chase. yesterday tumbled from it's throne with a thump that could be heard all over the league. A double-header victory for Memphis and . defeat for Mobile brought about the downfall of Sir . Bruin.
 Moley's men win spend four days in the Gulf city testing their mettle against the decidedly classy oppo- sition the Bruins will probably put rp in a four game series.
 Mike Eberhard will probably draw the Assignment in Mobile today. Miko, with Earl Whitehill. split twirllng duties in 14inning game at Atlanta Thursday, and one of this pair will start this afternoons game at Mobile.
 The Bears. who have been hitting the ball at a terrific clip all season, will no doubt attempt to take ad- vantage of the present indisposition of the Barons. to recover territory lost by their disastrous series at New Orleans.
 Time to Start, Barons
 It Is high time the Barons were inauguratins a comeback. if they ex- pect to make spirited fight for the pennant. and, if such a drive Is forth coming, now Is the psychological time to start 1t. Moley's men cut loose in old time form on the Crackers in yesterdays second game at Atlanta, and, If they can continue to hit the ball as they did against Ponce Dc Leon residents yesterday afternoon, the Bruins might not have shed their last tears after all.
 After four games in Mobile the first part of the week, the Barons wind up their road trip with a quartet of battles at New Orleans.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Mile. Lenglen Loses In Finals to Briton
By AssocIatcd Press

Roehampton. Eng. Juno 2i. = Mrs. Molla B1urstedt Mallory. American lawn tennis champion, was defeated today by Mrs. Beamish In the finals of tho women's singles of the invi- tation tournament. The score was 1-6. 6-6, 6-3.
 This is tho second time Mrs. Beam fsh has beaten Mrs. Mallory. the first time in the Middlesex tournament in May, but the American later relieved this defeat by eliminating Mrs. Beam tish from the North London champion ships.
 also won against her since her ar rival in England, it was expected that Mrs. Mallory would exert herself for the odd match, but after taking the first set at Gel. she slowed down sperceptfbly to . shadow of her usual play.
 Many observers were convinced she welcomed the light rain and the re- eulting uncertain footing on the grass as an excuse for not extending her self. thereby demonstrating to Mile. Suzanne Lenglen. who watched the match. that she was not to be feared in the Wimbledon singles.
 By steady. consistent tennis, Mrs. Beamish took the second and third sets. s-s. s-s.
 Later Mile. Lenglen and M. Bor- tora Grench covered court champion, beat W. c. Crawley and Miss McKane, British, s-1.s-3. in an exhibition match.
 Mile. Lengien has made no an nouncement as to whether she will compete in the Dimbledon singles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Many ColLies on Stand At Kennel Club Exhibit

Collie Night" at the Kennel club brought out some 30 or 40 Collies, ranging all the way from the tiny puppy to the veteran Collie of ten years. It Is doubtful if ever before such collection of fine Collie pup pies have been brought together in Birmingham. Speciments from five different filters were shown, rep resenting the siring qualities of some of the most potent sires in the country.
 MT. Thornton brought out some very typey puppies sired by im- ported Laund Laureate. Mir. Owens put down a quintette of Billy Plea dor's puppies. beautiful little four week-old swaddlings. very uniform and classy. Imported Laund Laird was represented by a trio of trt- colors bred by MT. Bodine, but ex- hibited by their new owners, one by J. c. Clark of The Birmingham News, one by Dick Kensella, scout for tho New York Giants. and the other by J. R. Bodine, who retained this little lassie for a lbrooa matron. These are of the best quality from which are developed the fliers. being bred along the best lines and possessing the correct type.
 There was also beautiful five week-old sable and white pupny. whose name and breeding was not obtained from It's youthful owner and pal. but some day will be a massive Collie. Another six -month-puppy was shown in both the puppy class and the adult class. being robust and passing for medium sized mature collie, possessing good coat and sub stance.
 Some Notnbles
 The females revealed some very classy type. Lovenest, McLin J. Carters winning lassie at the last
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
Wilson's Certified's
 Dust Armour's Champs

In a game played yesterday aft ernoon. the Wilson Certified pfne de- feated the Armour stars by the dc- cisive score of to g. Armour $ claim to the city championship in the packers league suffered its first real blemish thereby.
 Splendid teamwork and hard fight ing characterized tho playing of both teams. Worthington pitched great ball. giving up only seven hits and striking out nine men.
 One of the brightest features of the game was the double play of Second Baseman Lay, who made one handed catch of a Texas leaguer and doubled man off first.
 Perry played great ball for the losers, by making three forceouts at the plate, when the bases were loaded, Score; R. H. D. Wilson Certiffeds ......... 8 II a Armour's Stars ......... 2 6
 Batteries: Worthington and Len nant: Perry and Goswick.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
lnglenook Beats PoIarine

Ingienook Construction company's team won a close and hard fought game from Standard oil yesterday. | to 2. The game was a pitching duel between Ellis and Kimbrell.
 A rally in the third inning. netting them runs. won tho game for the Inglenook nine.
 Loveless and Looney starred at bat for the winners. while Muihol- lands stick work featured for stan dard oil. Score: R. H. E.. Ingienook ... lo5 900 o0o---4 3 Standard Oil 900 100 0lo--2 2
 Batteries: Ellis and Ganong; Kim- breii an Marshal.
 A second game was scheduled for yesterday afternoon. but 1t was for- feited to Inglenook. which was lead- Ing to . when the crowd swarmed on the field and prevented further pisx,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

twenty--stepped up to me briskly Beg pardon. sir" he said, "Bu, could you help fellow out with enough to get bed?" So easily had my disguise been penetrated! Without word I hand
 ed him some small change. But. on second thought, AS he turned to leave with murmured thanks, I asked II he would not walk across the park with me, He fell into step beside
 me.
 We had hardly taken a dozen steps when a disreputable individual stag gared up.
 "say?. Pal" he said. grasping m,
 arm familiarly. cant you help an old ex-service man?" 1 I pushed him aside and we started on.
 ;; "Boose." remarked to my com panion. Nope" he said briefly, Smoke" 'Smoke7" I queried. Sure. These fellows can't afford booze. They buy a dimes worth of denatured alcohol at a paint store over here and then mix it half and half with water. It turns the water
 milky: 1t looks something like white smoke. That's what they call it-Sitfoke.
 But denatured alcohol will kill q man." I exclaimed. "No, it won't kill you--at least not If you are used to 1t. It might kill you If you drink it straight. But if you mix it with water 1t just sets you crazy, or If you get too
 much. 1t paralyzes you for while
 But surely" I protested. mot
 many of these men drink it2" "Oh. yes" said my informant, "aii tho old soaks drink it. They have tc
 lave something and you can work up a pretty good drunk on a dimes worth of smoke" We passed group in which a man
 so robust of person as to be con spicuous was the center of attention, He was talking loudly ana in . boastful tone.
 'I could-a had job this noon, if I had-a wanted it. he was saying
 See that fellow" said my guide,
 The used to be clown in a circus He has been hanging around here for q month. The other day he showed me bank book and he has $500 on deposit. He makes fifteen and twenty dollars 8 day panhand- Hing around the park here"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25
WRECK OF CONCRETE SHIP

At night, in February, 1920, dur Ing blinding blizzard and amid great cakes of floating ice, the steamer "Polias" without -carro. mistook floating beacons and struck on submerged ledge off Port Clyde. Me. The ship, according to an it. lustrated article in the Popular Me- chanics Magazine, which was 250 feet long. did not differ from a type largely constructed during the war, except that the hull was of con crete. The ship lies bpoadside to the sea. exposed to heavy waves and sweils at all times, for the tides, which rise 13 feet at this point, surge over the hidden ledges with tremendous force even In calm weather. An inspection of the ship in July. 1920, revealed no damage whatever, except hole in the bot tom and water ip.the hold. Other- wise the hull. decks. and hulwarks :, all of concrete. did not show even . small crack.