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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-15

Tact Is often only the happy sec
and thought DelIbcrntion tx Its par
ant
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-15

Love laughs ut ocksmithS, but when
the lover bolts there's apt to be IA
breach-Of- promise suit,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-15
Different.


"Do you think we ought to finance
foreign enterprises"
Perhaps" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax;
"bul that's different from calling In
foreign enterprise to dictate how we
shall spend our money"
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Turtle-Tee, hee. whenever I see
one OF my creditors. / just pull in
my headi
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Invention.

A French inventor has a device that
takes $4,000 photographs Il second 1t
will be big help to rapid movies
which slow down notion and show
or men jumping hurdles.
The rapid camera stretches Il sec
Ond into n minute. Time is relative,
elastic.
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MANAGING a Career.

you have been In public life a
great many years." remarked the adj
miring constituent
"A great many asscnted Senator
Sorghum.
us this because you were judiciOus
In selecting policies?"
Partly. But even more to the fact
that l was discreet In choosing cam
paign managers"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-15

Any man takes an unholy delight in
Eecng his bosom friend make Il fool
of himself
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Oh6eSSed.

do you believe a man should work
eight hours, play eight hours and sleep
eight hours?" asked the laxative per-
son.
eco AWAY and don't bother me-"
replied the fractions citizen.
whats the mntterY'
"Since I've been trying to learn
some of the new dancing steps l don't
know whether n day has "a or -
hours"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-15

II one hasn't a good disposition
there are several practicable imita-
tations.
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" RESToRFR VIII
ouickly revive u and bring back all Its original
color and uIuriance Al all good druggists. 75c,
direct from HEsSIG ELLIS. Chemists. MEMPHIS. TENN.
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IIemstitching and Picoting Attachment:
works all sewing machines. easily ad-
iuste $3.50 delivered. with sample. ticks
supply Co, 916 Leopard. Corpus Christi Tex
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A FOUR FOOTED
FAITH AND A TWO
In Which the Love of Dog Far Outshines That of
Master Who Doesn't Deserve the Title.
By ELEANOR PORTER
Auth Of Polyanna" Just David" Etc.
Copyrgh b Clean II

By ELEANOR PORTER

Author OF Polyanna,' F" Just David" Etc.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
SKI CAUSES UPROAR
in PARIS THEATER
Scnegalese Rescued by Police
From Menacing Crowd After
Negro Strikes Cuny.

Special Gable 70 TIN New ToNK HERALD.
Copyright, 1929, by TIE NEW YoKK HEsatr
New York Herald Bureau,
Paris, Nov. q.
Battling Sikh tho Senegalese light
heavyweight champion of the world who
threatens to become as prominent a fig
ure in the worlds news as Jack Johnson
used 70 be, provoked a demonstration
last night by punching Fernand Cuny,
boxing manager, at a Paris theater.
The fighter was rescued from men,
acfng crowd by the ~olice.
The scene resemblsd that which took
place at the recent Carpenter match
in England when a mass of infuriated
spectators threatened to mop the referee
who had disqualified Sikh.
The assault of Cuny followed the
Knocking out OF Ercole Balzac, middle
weight champion of France. by Maurice
Prunier In the ninth round. Sikh. who
was in Balzacs corner as his second,
apparently got wild over his mans de-
feat, and rushing over to the corner
where Prunier's manager stood landed
Cuny a staggering blow.
A terrific uproar followed. Half the
crowd surged toward the ring, while I'M
precautions were hurled at Sikh from all
quarters OF the house Sikh faced the
menace for a moment and then made .
dive for the underground dressing rooms
A runnor was started that he was search.
ing for a gun. which made the crowd
wilder than ever. But the police reached
the excited negro first and spirited him
away.
From the ring an announcement was
made that the Boxing Federation would
take up the matter of Skis conduct
which has been gra adually growing more
obstreperous since his victory over Car
pentier. A motion will be made for the
permanent disqualification of SfSi, which
would prevent him fighting under the
rules OF the federation.
Only about fortnight ago Sikh tried
to provoke racial trouble by demanding
drinks at the New York Bar and other
American resorts. Both the Intrdn-
sigeont and the Liberte call Sikh saw
age. the latter adding that he Is not fit
to hold the championship.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Eneland Will Not AIloU
Siki-Beckett Bout to Go On.

LONDON, Nov. ASSOCIATED Press) -
The Home Office to-day intimated to the
promoters of the Battling Siki-Joe
!. Beckett fight, scheduled for December
that the contest will not be allowed to
take place. The articles Of agreement
between Sikh and Beckett call for a
twenty round contest for the heavy
weight championship of Europe, to be
staged at Albert Hall,
The authorities state that the bout
will not be allowed in either that audi
torium or "any other place In the United
Kingdom" holding the view that 'in
contests between men of color and white
men the temperaments of the contest
ants are not comparable. and. moreover,
all sorts Of passions are aroused"
The Home Office takes the further
view that there is such a large number
of colored men in the British Empire
that such contests are considered
against the national interest, and they
tend to arouse passions which It Is mad
visable TO stimulate"
As "A precedent the officials point to
the action of the crown law offices in
1911, when they intervened In the con-
templated match between Jack Johnson
and Bombardier Wells.
PARIS, Nov. 9.--The French Boxing
Federation to-day suspended Battling
Sikh, the Senegalese fighter. for three
months for his conduct at the Prunier-
Balzac fight last night. when he struck
PrunieTs manager.
The subject was under discussion by
the Federation for long time and II
was finally decided to permit Sikh to
meet Beckett In the fight scheduled for
December at London. articles for this
match having been signed before the
incident for which he Is penalized.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10

counted ali those seeds yourself?" de-
manded voice.
"Why not? certainly did not send
any of you fellows up there to Mamar-
oneck. did ! No. Then why dispute my
figures?"
You're certain you're not shy dozen
or so?'
mot a single seed. No. sir. Six
millions to the pound and every pound
full measure in our putting greens. II
any one of you can prove that I'm as
much as a single seed out I'll eat horse
mackerel for every stroke that Jim Hop
kins makes in the course of round of
golf. although ] know that by so doing
I'll have the ocean cleaned before he
reaches the turn"
How do I do it?" said Mobiles. later
In an interview why, to man of
my training it's elementary-easier
even, than shooting moose. You see, be-
fore I got into Wall Street I used TO be
In the hotel business. Any one who has
had experience with that combination
ought to be able to count seeds. How
ever. ! really give Fred Williamson the
credit here. Fred went down into the
cellar with a feathe- duster. He was
going to polish up some OF these seeds
by way of satisfying himself as to how
they look In different lights. Then by
way of diversion he started to count
out pound or so. When l came down
he said, What do you say IL we count
out ten or two oy way of proving
ourselves worthy of the confidence OF
the boys? You know there ought to be
100000 seeds IN each pound. Better run
through these thirteen and half tons
by way of satisfying ourselves that ths
seed merchants haven's short changed
the club So that's how At came about
AS / have said ! give Fred Williamson
most Of the credit"
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
BILLIARD EXPERTS
THRILL In PRACTICE
Hagenlocher and Horemans
Both Perform Well I'm Tun-
ing Exhibitions.
ny THOMAS j. GALLAGHER,

| Erich Hagenlocher. the German cham
rion. who meets Jacob Schaefer, cham
pion of the world In the opening game
OF the 1872 balkline tournament Monday
night at the Pennsylvania Hotel
showed superb form last night. Playing
against Fitzthum al the Hotel st. An
drew. where he is practicing. he scored
full tournament quota Of 500 In six
innings, S3 la His runs were 100. o. rs
80. q and 24S the latter unfinished. He
is regularly averaging from so to 50 and
expresses confidence that he will play
we'll against Schaefer.
At the Hotel Majestic last might,
Edouard Horemans made a run of s1s,
but failed to average better than II 14-Is
The run which was super billiards was
more than offset by a succession of bad
breaks. He showed better than hereto.
tore at cushion play and It was learned
tnat he was practicing that style Of
game Yesterday afternoon, with Adolph
Harar as an opponent. he made a higI,
run OF ~ with an average of S4-12 In
ip points cushion caroms. Horemans
recently returned fl ON Boston, where
ne spent month. He is much i'm
lFroved physically and promises to cut
Zig figure In the tournament
Inc Belgian did wonderful work ir,
lis practice this week. Wednesday
- iio eNeId dSeu luV IN game OF
400 points and Wednesday night made a.
run of 523. The table on which he iy
practicing and the balls he is using are
approximately perfect. He says: '1f I
have table and balls like these in the
tournament I will beat every body"
Horemans's performance last night was
watched by group of men dozen OF
whom ranged from 70 to SO years of
age. A. A. Fisher, father of Bud Fisher.
officiated as scorer
The game between Horemans and
Hoppe Tuesday night is likely to draw a.
capacity house. The demand for tickets
for the contest indicates such gather
Ing of billiard enthusiasts.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Cleveland Golfer Victor
in Final at Pinehurst

Special Dispatch 70 THE NEW York HraALn
PrNBHuRsT, N c.. Nov. 9.--The final
contest in the annual autumn tourna-
ment played at Pinehurst to-day resulted
In n victory for Carl A. Dohmann Of the
Cleveland Country Club, who won by
and 3 from Howard @. Phillips of
Yonlers and PineLurst. Lohmann seized
the lead az an early stage OF the match
and held lt 10 the end
Rev T. A. Cheatham Of Pittsburgh
won the Governors trophy by defeating
Charles s. Thomas OF Youngstown 3
and I'm the final Of the second division
The third division trophy went 60 E
VI. Wiswell Of Montclair. The final
results:
FIRST EIGHT-C. A. Lohmann. Cleveland.
defeated H. 9. Phillips, Moore County. :
and g.
SECOND ETGHT-T. A. Cheatham. Pitts
burgh. defeated G. $. Thomas. Youngstown,
3 and 2.
uttfRD FTGHT-E. H. wlswen, Montclar.
defeated w. p. Thompson, Riverside.
r-oITRTH EfGHT-A. A. Heath, Worcester.
defeated v. i. Morgan, Youngstown,
rfFSTH .rr1tr-H. G. Buckmin,ter. win
chester ted r. ID. Mccabe. 81. Albans.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
AMATEURS SCORE
MANY KNOCKOUTS
Three Contests End Abruptly
in Featherwcight Glass in
n. y. A. G. Ring.

One round knockouts we're numerous
ar the preliminaries of the New York
Athletic Clubs a. A. U. boxing tourna-
nent last night in the Fifty-ninth street
clubhouse. The proceeds of the bouts
of last night and tomorrow night. when
the finals and several intercity contests
with Philadelphia and Pittsburgh box
ers will be decided, will be turned over
for the benefit of disabled soldiers by the
New York A. C. Post of the American
Legion.
The boys in the 126 pound class set
tied their bouts quickly. In the first
round Eddie Meredith of the Y. NJ. c. A.
hooked a short right to the jaw of =.
McAndrews. an unattached lad, after
two minutes of the opening session. The
other featherweights tried to improve
on Meredith's record. Johnny Durkin
of the Ozanam A. A. walked into a
right propelled by Louis Albert. unat-
tached, in one minute and thirty seconds
and Referee Johnny Gaddi counted up
to ten again Along came Oliver
Oliver Flowers--a dusky youth, who
competed unattached and after one min
ute sudden right to Charles Hughes's
chin made Charlie forget subsequent
proceedings II was clean knockout
In the 145 pound class Ed Sorenson
OF the Bronxdale A. c. met a clubmate.
Fred Mcneil They both packed stin
wallop. Sorenson went down for short
count in the first and Mcneil hit the
canvas on his head twice in the second
stanza. The last time he stayed down.
The summaries:
JOS POUND CLASS.
Harry Green, Rutgers Gymnasium, defeated
James Petit. Borough Hall Gymnasium,
three rounds, Judges decision.
pominick Petrone, ST. Lucy's c. G.. de-
-feated william C;randeo, unattached. three
rounds. judges decision.
Mickey Satnick. BronNdale A. @, oeteateo
Frank Palmer, Clark House A. A, three
rounds judges decision
11s POUND CLASS
lack Williams. Hollywood Inn Club. knocked
out Dominick Vitaccio. unattached. second
round.
Joe Trovato. unattached. defeated Archie
Davis. unattached. three rounds. judges
decision.
Ciearl, Bay View Wheelmen, three rounds.
judges decision.
12s POUND CLASS.
Ed Meredith, Young Mems Christian Asso-
citation. knocked out p. McAndrews. unat-
Frank Sportelli Christ Church House. de-
feated Paul Wiener, Clark House A. A.,
three rounds. judges decision.
Louis Albert. unattached. knocked out Johnny
Durkin Ozanam A. A.. first round.
Phil Coyne, Pastlme A. C., defeated Victor
Pace Young Mems Christian Association.
four rounds judges decision Judges dis
agreed at end of three rounds, and ordered
extra round).
oliver Flowers unattached, knocked out
Charles Hughes, unattached. first round.
135 POUND CLASS.
John Falchiere. unattached. defeated Charles
Swanson knights of Columbus, three
rounds, judges decision.
las POUND CLASS.
nd Sorenson Bronxdale A. c., knocked out
Fred Mcneil Bronxdale A. c., second
round
John PuEgiere, Stillman's Gymnasium.
knocked out Adolph Nuttig, unattached,
first round.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Babe Reports to Yanks
Sporting Bandaged Paw

~ ABE RUTH. wearing a big
* bandage around his right
- hand, reported at the Yankee
offices yesterday and indulged in
little chat fest with Col 4. l.. Hus-
ton and newspapermen 1t was the
Babes first appearance al the club
headquarters since his Western
transforming trip and the burden
of his conversation concerned the
intricacies of post-season touring.
The ex-King of Swat looked to be
in good condition with the eXcep-
ton of his hand. lie bruised the
valuable paw several days ago and
opened up an old cut.
Ruth and his wife will leave for
his farm at sudbury Mass. next
Tuesday. where he will lead the
Mmple life until the official training
season begins. Incidentally he will
do some work on his own account
to take off little weight and get
the Jump on his teammates. lie
weighed 215 pounds yesterday.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Billiard Results

Jean Bruno, balkline champion OF Aus
tralia, and Albert Cutler yesterday
broke even in the fourth block of their
match in Maurice Days room Bruno
took the afternoon game, AIT to 800
while Cutler captured the night gamc,
800 TO 21S The totals are Cutler, 2.4O0
points. and Bruno 2.313. The best run
was returned by Cutler when he clicked
off lis balls in the first contests
Robert Cannefax defeated Tiff Denton
in two games AT So balkline in Klein s
Strand Academy last night. Cannefax
won the frst game, so TO 46, and took
the second contest. 80 to As.
Ralph Greenleaf. pocket billiard cham
pion, increased his lead over Charles
Harmon, New York State title holder, in
the continuation of their match at Law
Ter Brothers room in Brooklyn last night
Greenleaf won the first game. 16O to 80.
and took the second contest, $50 to 100.
The total score now is: Greenleaf. 900
points; Harmon, 2eI.
In the ball5line tournament In the
same room Charles r. Matthews won
from P. ]. McGowan. $50 to 81. The
game lasted thirty-four innings.
Roger Conti balkline champion OF
France. last night defeated Jacob
Klinger 400 to "a, in an exhibition cot-
test at the Rational Recreation. Brook
lyn. The Frenchman went out IN eight
innings for an average Of so. The vic
tors best runs were 1928 and III.
In the rapid fire handicap pocket bill
lizard tournament in the Manhattan Ra-
tional Recreation last night A. j. Lacey
took first prize by defeating Howard
Koertge. 80 to 45. Fred Kern gained
third prize by winning from NJ. Flem-
ming, AZ to 20.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
ROD AND GUN NE VS.
AL ANGLERS NOVEMBER 10 TO NOVEMBER a.
This Hake Decided to Have Duck

Sounds like fish story II sure is, says
w. w. Kistler, who Is foreman of the com
posing room OF The New York Herald. Geel
II certainly was the most unusual experience
that one might be present 10 wee IL. Let him
tell the story;
my friend, Mr.. Fred Bloomer. and myself
got into my boat, the "Codger H., and
went to the Hospital off pockaway whore
we boated any quantity Of ling. hake, whiting
and cod averaging a good weight. Well,
now ] am going TO tell you about this odd
experience. When pulling these fish on board
the boat ! happened TO get bite, and. be-
leve me. Il sure was some bite, for II was
some work getting that twelve pound hake
board When we took the hook from his
mouth noticed a peculiar knotty appear
ance abouts It's stomach, something that was
not noticeable about the other hake that
were taken on board. My friend Mr..
Bloomer and myself decifel to pSrform an
autopsy upon this large hake. and when his
stomach was cut open we found that he had
"A black duck inside OF him. We took the
duck from the hakes stomach and there
feathers still on his wings, but most
Of the flesh eaten"
Mr.. Klstler Is OF the opinion that this duck
was diving for food when the heke sue
ceeded In making him his captive. The bones
OF the duck were intact. and II is thought
that this hake being willing to eat duck
swallowed II. ignorant of the fact that II
was rather hard to digest him. Sounds fishy,
ell?
Coed Cod Fishing at Long Beach.
Monday ten men on board the Commodore
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
G. C. Mobiles Says So and He
Defies Any One to Dis
prove Assertion.
BY KERR ". PETRIE.

It has been said that n man to be a
detail In the ordinary every day mean
ing OF the term c. c. Mobiles OF White
Beeches may not qualify In the category
OF promoter but nevertheless there Is
something to 1t seeing that he Is the
man who started out to put the New
York Athletic Club on the Calling map
by giving IL a thirty-six hole course.
And there is no denying that he Is
strong on detail, inordinately strong,
Is strong as a jungleful of lions.
The Winged Foot golfers did not
know Just how strong their prize pio
neer was until they encountered him
face to face on Wednesday night $
le officiated In tho capacity of toast
n aster at the annual dinner held in tn
clubhouse at Sixth avenue and Fffty-
ninth street Al agree now that detail
Is Nobles's first, last and middle name
or at least. ought to be. Mobiles could
give the election returns for president
before tho votes are In He probably
ould not bother with the job. 1t is
too easy. What he counts Is seeds.
AS toastmaster the other evening
Mobiles stood up and through the cigar
smoke hurled mass Of detail into the
faces of his audience that virtually
had n. Y. A. C. golf for the moment
buried under a mass of bent. fescue and
red top.
A Gigantic Task.
You fellows are sitting there smiling
complacently as If you knew what all
this was about" he began. You don't
know what 1t means to launch pro-
ject of the proportions of that which
next year is to give you a thirty-six
hole course at Mamaroneck. Do you
know. for instance. that In each putting
green you are to have 45o, 900. 900 seeds II
bent? Go ahead all of you and figure
IL out for yourselves. Thirty-six times
450, 900, coo is-what? I could tell you bur
won't. l want you fellows TO bestir
yourselves and do a little brain WORK
for yourselves. Don't leave 1t all for
me and the board of governors.
How do I know that there are 450.-
100000 seeds In each putting green
Because there are 100000 seeds in each
pound of bent and there are seventy-five
pounds in each putting green. And how
do know that? Why, how do you sup
pose? Because l believe in the axiom
that II you want thing done right you
have ito do II yourself. That's how.
You don't suppore would leave such
an important task to any one else, do
your"
"You don't mean to tell us that you
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Rodeo Promoter Arrested.

A summons was yesterday served on
Tex Austin. manager of the cowboy
show now playing in Madison Square
Garden, by Police Inspector William A.
Coleman OF the first inspection district
for violation Of the Sunday law. Austin
will answer the summons In Yorkeille
yeyjne.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
DUNDEE VERBALLY
SWINGS ON BENNY
Inquiries Why He Cannot Have
Bout to Decision With
Champion.
ax CHARLES f. MATuIsoN.

Johnny Dundee. who has been resting
for several weeks, looks as big as a
welter, and how he can ever again
get down to the featherweight limit
is mystery. II is possible that the
holder of the featherweight and junior
lightweight titles intends to reduce
gradually. This seems likely because
he is eager to get some action In the
lightweight class and by way of gentle
exercise he would be glad of a match
with Benny Leonard. In fact Dundee
is bent on winning the lightweight
title, after which he doubtless would
begin TO build up until such time as
he is heavy enough to meet Greb and
Dempsey for their championships. In
explaining his position Dundee writes:
II am beginning TO believe that Billy
Gibson is the best manager in the
country. His refusal to permit Benny
Leonard to meet me in a bout for the
title proves this. Boxing Leonard is
just like an ordinary occurrence with
me. have boxed with him seven
times In decision battles and his con-
sent to meet me for the champion
ship would delight me. stand ready
to post forfeit to box him any time
at the lightweight limit. These yarns
about Benny holding me up makes
me laugh. I've whipped Charley White,
Rocky Kansas, Joe Benjamin and the
rest of the crew. and now I'm cunning
for the champion"
After several days of idleness the
boxers will get into action again to-
night, when two clubs will open their
doors. Charlie Beecher will be the chief
performer at the Pioneer S. c.. and Will
be opposed by Johnny Coney. Coney is
vigorous fighter, but he willnAave his
troubles trying to keep his coufitenance
out of the way of Beecher's left hand.
The chances are excellent that Charley
Izzo, a Coney Island flyweight. who hits
like middleweight and fights like a
wildcat, will furnish the chief fire
works He Is to meet a fellow Fascisfa
named Johnny Rizzo in six round en-
counter and 1t should be worth seeing.
Mr. Izzo meet Mr.. Rizzo.
The OGatty family of fighters
James. middleweight; Packey. feather
weight. and Joe. lightweight. will occupy
the spotlight at the Rink S. c. in
Brooklyn tonight Andy Palmer, one
of the few cowboys not exhibiting at the
Rodeo in Madison Square Garden, will
try to subdue Jimmy O'Gatty without
the aid of spurs or lariat, and Billy
Brown will mix II with Packey O'Gatty.
Joe O'Gatty is paired with Sid Wells.
The O'Gatty Flambeau and Marching
Association will attend in body.
The New York herald., 1922-11-10
Every Little Putting Green
Has 45O,OOO,OOO Seeds
Rudolph Remains With
Braves as a Coach
IcK RUDOLPH Is not to leav

~ ICK RUDOLPH Is not TO leave
the Braves. While Rudolph
was released Internationally
the other day II developed yester-
day that he had been signed again.
George w. Grant said that Dick had
been taken from the list of active
players and signed as a coach for
the pitchers. That means that
Rudolph has hurled his last game
in the majors.
His final appearance In the box
for the Braves was made against
the Giants last summer at the Polo
Grounds Many minor league clubs
are after Dick as manager. but he
does not want to wander far from
his fireside at Nyack. ". Y.