Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-23

! Nearly all peopie aAS A"N "
cent if they have some assurance that
the other fellow will be.
The boil weevil is an ardent pro-
hibitionist. He seems determined to
rid America of the cotton gin, also.
Of course profanity is wicked, but
what is one to do when fly skids
over ones bald spot at 5 a. M?
The modern man thinks ne IS
roughing it when he wears a soft
collar and drives the open car.
The people who haven't time to
; vote always find time during the en-
suing year to cuss the man elected.
{ At twenty her love is all fire and
I dreams; at thirty it is all common
sense and desire to get settled.
: Those who condemn the sinner
q most bitterly are but endeavoring to
y still their own troublesome consci-
a ences.
It's funny to see a crook elude the
cops in a movie, but it isn't so funny
when the crook has your automobile.
a Most of the articles condemning
: the feminine sex are written by men
n who know their wives don't read their
ID stuff.
= With so many men searching dill
70 gently for employment, it is strange
Il that some of those on the pay roll
at don't try it.
CT Artificial bait is now so perfect!
IS made that it fools everybody excep
w the fish.
nd The consumer wonders at times /
.es it wouldn't be a good plan to nation
ue alize the miners and mine owners, a
of least.
Love is the quality that makes
~ Young man think his sweetheal
49, beautiful even while filling her fac
b;s with hot dog.
OPP There are probably large parts
ely Europe that wonder even yet if An
lis erica is really country or just ma
oo'- IA from Heaven.
not
for If there is any virtue in reciprot
the ty, there is no reason why the pc
ram pie shouldn't feel profound co
rom tempt for politicians.
AUi When you tell the garage mocha
w ic to go over the car thoroughly, y
l can always find grease spots on
". cushions where he went over then
Impossible happenings, No. A. 81
yers him stay on the job" said the poll
the cal boss. HE belongs to the oil
dis party, but he's an efficient cuss."
.lus-
val Don't envy a good complexi
vban Take in washing and have one.
TACT There is a great deal of relig
yerS in America still, but it seldom int
'lua- feres with anything.
the
far The preachers don't threaten
,cted with hell any more. They know
high are getting accustomed to it.
49,. If hootch is wicked, and yet ess
49, tial to a profitable merchant mar
ne 10 what reasonable argument is tn
taot against piracy?
lie in The pessimist thinks only of
Il be present and cusses the rain; the
lie to timist thinks of the double-hea
unit that will come later.
t are
and After looking at the portraits
unit some shaved Russians We Gag,
aIac- place ourselves on record as an al
strict lcate Of whlskers.
IcAlI! 1t is very difficult for rich m
: son to settle down while his ia
"'I is willing to settle up.
xious Back Of the busy mans hatred
faced a loafer is the same feeling
the makes Bolshevik hate rich r
: -. The voice Of the people seem.
occasion moder public servants n
!, =. less concern than the vice of the
,,,irs- pie.
after Every employee should do enc
I'VE TO work to keep from being bored
ing the intervals between pay d
Medical men say dirt-eatin
caused by the hOOkwoT4n. Also
A ex- the desire to keep up with the
stop that just passed.