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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12
COMMON SENSE,

pr Caroline Hedges is valuable citizen of Chicago She
woman of medical training and experience. She was
ers First Assistant in his work during the war for the
zen of Belgium. But most of all she is woman of COM
ense and discrimination who sift the fads and frs
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12
NEW STATE OF sATsuMALANo.

State division has been a possible
political issue in Florida for Years,
but there is little prospect of such a
thing ever occurring. However, bust
ness interests have affected a real
state division that comes close :nle.
West Florida has been chistened
"Satsumaland.' The christening
came when the Fruit Growers Asso-
cciation took that as their name and
had it copyrighted as their trade
mark. The name will go with the
fruit into every market in America.
1t will appear on literally millions Of
letter heads and on thousands Of sd
vertisements. Then to say Holmes
County, Satsumaland, will mean more
than to say Holmes County, Florida.
SatsumaIand in the highlands of West
Florida. and Holmes county at the
very heart of 'it.-Bonifay Advertiser.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12
HERE AND THERE
SWIND S.

We have been swindled so much
that, even If we came face to face
with genuinely "easy money" most
of us would be suspicious and turn
it down.
Jack Cohen. New Yorker, bets 5000
that he can stop people on the street
and sell them 50-cent pieces for 25
cents each. He tries to, for Is min
utes, and loses the bet. TO make it
worse, a judge fines Jack 50 for try
ing to sell without licence.
Just in josh, philosophical humor-
ist, says where Jack made his mis-
take was in not trying to sell 25-cent
pie ces for half a dollar.
POORER.
As predicted many times in this
paper, national taxes continue falling
off. From June to November Uncle
Sam collected only about $712, 600, 900
from taxpayers, compared with ST.
12O 900, 900 in the corresponding four
months year ago.
This means, the payments are de-
creasing 5000. 200. 900 a year.
Unless Congress cuts spending &C
cordingly, Uncle Sam might as well
pick out a room in the poorhouse.
CAUGHT.
Mitchell Hedges, explorer, casts a
light fishing line in the bay of Pan
anna. A sawfish weighing $500
pounds swallows the bait. It's his
last. Hedges lands the fish, 20 feet
long.
It's a remarkable instance of the
power of skill.
AS in other activities Of life,
Hedges skill was acquired slowly.
When he started fishing, he probably
was unable to land a six-pound bass.
Your petty troubles are sent to make
you skillful at handling the big ones.
Vacant rooms will yield incomes If
they are attractively advertised in
the Want Ad Columns.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12

PENsAcoLA's sATsUMA SHOW.
Pensacola is to have a Satsuma
Orange show in 1928. Several hun
dreds of acres of grove are coming in
to bearing this year. Five thousand
acres of Satsumas have been planted
this year in Escambia county.-Or-
lando Reporter Star.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12
AND ALSO THE PROFIT.

Lakeland Star-Telegram says it
costs $1.09 a hundred pounds to lay
down California products in Florida
while Florida shippers must pay $1.14
a hundred to get their goods across
the line into Georgia. OF all the I'M
fairness and injustice existing under
our railroad making system, this
particular example takes the biscuit
De Soto County News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12

WOULDN'T BE so SURPRRISING.
We read where a boy killed his
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12

COULDN'T BE OTHERWISE.
Money is said to be very scarce on
Honeymoon Island, but what else
would you expect of a place out in
the sea of matrimony?- Tri-
bune.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-12
CAUGHT.

Vacant rooms will yield incomes if
they are attractively advertised in
the Want Ad Columns.
, 1922-01-07
THAN CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
are a Harmless Substitute

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-the SUBJ
stitute for calomel-are a mild but sure
laxative. and their effect on the liver is
almost instantaneous. These little olive
colored tablets are the result of DR.
Edwards determination not to treat
liver and bowel complaints with calomel
The pleasant little tablets do the good
that calomel does. but have no bad after
effects. They don't injure the teeth like
strong liquids or calomcl. They AXE
hold Of the trouble and quickly correct
it. Why cure the liver at the expense OF
the teethf Calomel sometimes plays
havoc with the gums. So do strong
liquids. It is best not to take calomd
Let DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets lake
its place.
Headaches, "dullness" and that lazy
feeling come from constipation and a
disordered liver. Take DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets when youfeel "logy" and
heavy" They clear" clouded brain
md "perk ny" the spirits. i5cs and SOC
, 1922-01-07

Thers are some hats that have no
Wi power at AL. They can Be twist
ed about the wearcr's brow until they
rssect his svery mood They have no
Individuality OF their own Some
hats get TO look Ike their owners.
others raise their owners TO their own
levels There are men whose per
sonaiiues are completely OVERHEAD
owed by the superior atractiyeness
OF their hats, and there are others
who al wear n postage stamp upon
their heads with all the a Of a
brown derby. They can make Il ex-
press every emotion. every aspiration
Of . real hat Then there IRE hats
that gradually adopt the ways OF
thinking Of their masters There are
those that have grown morose and
dependent Just from constant friction
with n morose head. and those that
have acquired an opuient air from
sitting on the skull OF some great
moving picture magnnte- There IL
the kind that has waxed erudits from
encirciing the massive forehead OF a
professor Of philosophy. There are
proud hats. down-trodden hats,
that have n travelled air and hats
that breathe an atmosphere Of Gull
ture. There Is the type OF hat such
as the derby hat responds to no hui
mar emotions except those OF chewing
gum. There 10 tho hat formal. the
hat familiar and the cap intimate.
They can DO worn with a AXE or a
SLOUGH. almost with a Ieer. There II
no human expression they cannot
mimic.
There are separate stages in the
life OF a hat from the moment II Is
bought to the sad moment when It Is
discovered to have lost its usefulness.
Certain types Of head wear have this
period much longer tnan otheu. Some
men wear their hats more for memo
ries' sweet sake than anything olsc.
others as a reminder OF human NOR.
tally. and n few for economy. An
old hat is eve forgotten; It may
have outgrown its life. but Il will
outlive its memory. There are
-umors In American families Of hats
al far back as two generations that
may be had for the asking. The
death OF an aged headpiece Is at.
tended by only ono mourner snc
many rejoicers, but that one mourn.
err is not easily oonsoied.
Take the life OF q hat from the Pc
riod of acquisition to the period of
discard and you will find II a thing
OF beauty. In tho first place It rep
resents an effort ut selection on the
buyers part. II is the assertion of
his Judgment. He Is about to honor
with his persona. sanction a mere in.
animate object. and he must fnd one
worthy OF that privilege. Then when
he has bought It. comes the process
, 1922-01-07
Xxi ON THE NAME.

There Is no particular use In carrying this bone dry
business to extremes. Why seek to Danish all recollec-
ton and reference to the happy days Of long agof
Where is the sense in the people of the seventh Min
nesota congressional district applying to the state au-
tkorities for permission to change the name of the
Rum river to Volstead river7
True It Is Mr.. volstead's district but has he not
had honor enough thrust upon him without naming a
river for himf It is easily conceived that such a
named river on the map could be obnoxious to Mr..
y~olstead, Mr.. Wayne Wheeler and their friends of the
Anti-Saloon league; but must they remove the last
vestige of other days and bring the Rum river into
d~isrepute7 Is not the Rum river water? What more
could they ask?
The drys go so far IN their arguments for change
Of name as to say that the river has peculiar charac-
~teristics which are in consonance with Its present
name. The Rum has its source in Mile Laos and from
there wanders and rambles about for $50 miles until
it joins the Mississippi at Anoka, only sixty miles as
the crow flies from the point of Its origin. The
vagrant and curiously meandering stream sets q bad
example to the new and rising generation, so the dryz
claim.
How like the drys7 Not content with taking away
our beverages. changing our habits Of life and other
wise discommoding and disarranging all our plans for
comfort but they must change our maps, names and
other landmarks which we have known for years. The
drys are keeping us in constant agitation. Give these
dry persons an inch and they take a mile Away Will
themi
, 1922-01-07
MARYLAND

Chivalry has faded from the bright lexicon in Mary
land The worm has also turned, and other things
are happening. Women are demanding equal rights
with men before the legislature in that state and men
members are reluctant TO go the limit, most Of them
being married. So as an Offset a bill has been pre-
pared removing many of the privileges now enjoyed
by women under the law, wiping out all laws specif-
feaIy protecting women and introducing many reforms
and advanced ideas, among which viii bei
Require women TO pay aIimony and counsel fee to
their husbands when they sue for divorce.
Compel women to settle fixed sums on their hus-
bands when they obtain divorce, just as men now are
required to provide for their former wives.
Arrest Of women for desertion.
Hold women legally responsible for debts contracted
by their husbands for the necessarieS of life, such as
feed, clothing and cigars.
Require wives to support their husbands If the lat
ter are unable TO support themselves in accordance
with the wives social station.
Repeal the provision in the state constitution pro-
the debts Of her husband, thus making a wife respon-
sible even for her husbands business debts.
Declare all women liable for jury service and allow
no exemption from the law which provides that In
criminal cases the jury cannot separate, but must be
locked up together for as long as is necessary to reach
verdict.
Under present conditions In Maryland the women al
ready have much the better of Il legally, being pro-
vided with all the rights n man has and in addition
many privileges he does not possess, still the women
IRE demanding more.
The legislative fun Is yet to come when the mans
bill and the womans bin begin to grind through the
hopper at the Same time.
, 1922-01-07
PROSPERITY SPREADING.

In a forecast for 1922 Comptroller Grissinger notes
that the turn of the year Is marked by a striking i'm
provement In the business and economic outlook Of the
country and the world generally.
There can be no doubt that both "the political and
economic index figures are registering Improvement
at this time, "when political and economic conditions
SO intimately interact."
Taking this wider view, I feel that we may be Jus
tilted in regarding the outlook as altogether reassuring.
and that the new year is coming to US with guarantees
that Justify the most optimistic forecasts"
In the political domain he described as predominant
ing favorable factors the arms conference and athe
apparently insured settlement of the aeelone con-
troversy involving the relations Of Ireland to the
United Kingdom" Already q betterment in the con-
oitions of international exchange has taken place and
no better index Of widespread business conditions
exist.
I'm view Of these accomplishment we NAV nm
tictpate confidently that the year 1922 will take its
place in history as one of the landmarks in the record
OF human progress. Men have turned their faces def
initely in the right direction; they have set their feet
in the paths to restore security and prosperity: thev
have fixed their minds on the higher and better things.
Already we begin to find evidence of the far-reach-
ing Importance of these accomplishments. Every in
dication Of favorable outcome in these great underlv.
ing considerations has been practically simultaneous
with a distinct turn for the better in the affairs OF
business and industry. The very promptness with
which the commercial community has thus responded
IS the most emphatic testimony Of the readiness and
the eagerness OF the business world to shape its course
toward restored prosperity and resumption of the great
peaceful activities Of civilization"
, 1922-01-07
THE ROOSEVELT MEMORIAL.

Yesterday was the anniversary Of the death of Theo-
dore Roosevelt 1t Is a fitting time to speak Of the
plan of the Roosevelt Memorial association to restore
the birthplace Of this famous American and make of
it a shrine of Americanism-
Tho details Of rebuilding and remodeling the old
Roosevelt homo at % East Twentieth street, New
York, by the subscriptions of the people are fully
known and no doubt the dollars from men, women and
children who loved Theodore Roosevelt and cherish
his memory are flowing in to the treasurer of the as
ISOLATION.
The memory Of such men as Theodore Roosevelt
should be kept green for the lessons their lives teach
and the encouragement their examples offer.
President Harding In his usual graceful manner has
written the association commencing its objects and its
work, In which he has said:
"The anniversary Of Colonel Rooseveft's death
comes at a season which gives a peculiar Significance,
this year, to such a memorial service as the Woman's
Roosevelt Memorial association is holding. For IL is
difficult to conceive a series of developments which
would more have rejoiced his great heart, than those
row approaching f~ruition. I read the other day of a
Judgment from the French academy, that the great
ness OF Roosevelt reached its apogee In the last phase
of his life-in those trying years of the war, when the
ing, inspiring counsels of such rs he. Now mankind
Is emerging from its Ssriod Of supreme trial and looks
cut upon a prospect of permanent peace, security, and
progress without precedent in human annals. Always
the ardent advocate of peace with honor and prog
ress, such a prospect would have seemed to him the
contamination of the noblest in human hopes and aspi-
rations. In honoring him, therefore, and in paying the
tribute in which we all will join, you will be solemn
" celebrating what I sincerely believe is one of the
most notable advances that have marked the history
of the race"
, 1922-01-07

YOS1Is. which Is / Per cent las than rns individual gsz
On AS time SAVINGS dsposltL
~Ihs staSes money IA subject 70 Withdrawal ut any
time. hence the lower rate Of interest
-Ihs state Of Wyoming has already taken up the
matter Of farm loans and has provided that certain
funds may be advanced TO farmers and ranchmen for
long periods at q low rate Of interest These prob
lsas can be more safely managed by the people of
Wyoming than by Ar. Townley of North Dakota and
his paid heutenants who have not a dollars interest
in Wyoming and no other interest except to exploit
the state.
1T Ia no wonder that these professional agitators
ere now complaining because at least forty newspa-
Pes in Wyoming have seriously taken up their chaI-
lenge and are showing the people what the Non-par-
tsan league has done to blight the welfare of North
Dakota"
, 1922-01-07
Soul Revolts

One of Thousands
I have been condemned to this place,
Dreary. f1-srneling. damp and cold.
Where loathsotne worms crawl in my face d.
Eating my body into mold.
And my oul Revots
KILLED In Acthur
Tho craven line above my head
Proclaims that 1 was in the fight
Where honest Men by God were led
Thro TIE roaring fires Of Eens delight,
-. $3.50. Unknown Hero"
The Mob accfaimn me. and I am Dendi
Americana Mourn not for mel
I thank God that my blood was shed
For Human Right-for Liberty O.
And my sould. Rsvots ..
slackers. Traitors,
Unfit to die. unfit to 1--we.
Step out from prison celia today
Freci Dear God. I can not forgive
Him who fought not. who would betray,
And my Soul Rovolts
To you who arc alive I call
Take my Vengeancci Heed ye my CITY
Lest Tyranny shall spread his pail
Ger land and sea and earth and sky
While my soul Revolts,
January 6. 1921 IL. RICHARD SHIP.
, 1922-01-07
TO LOOT wYoMINc,s TREASURY.

IN Cheyenne, where the non-partisan leagues paid
agents have their headquarters and from which point
they send out their propaganda they are finding a
large thorn %prodding them in the Stats occasionally
in the form of exposure by the Cheyenne Tribune.
In its latest issue the Tribune says thisi
"The Non-partisan league professional and paid or
ganizers in Wyoming are beginning to show their
hnnds. They want to get at Wyomings millions, in
vested In gilt edged bonds and securities for the ben
eft of the public schools, university and other state
institutions
"They desire to take the states revenue as It comes
In and loan It direct to individuals, the state acting as
a big bank. Whether this is to be done through a
specially chartered financial institution or by a board
Of politicians Is not yet disclosed. In any event the
proposition Is a dangerous one and the people of wyo-
ming will see to It that the Representatives of Mr..
Townley Of North Dakota are not given the opportuni-
ty to wreck the future of this state.
Mr.. Lux would make 1t appear that all of wyo.
mings annual income is Immediately turned over to
the banks to be reloaned to Wyoming citizens. As q
matter OF fact the states permanent income is invested
Ia profitable bonds as rapidly as these may be secured
"rhe records of the state treasurers Office show
that during 1921 the average amount Of state none,
deposited in all the banks scattered throughout Wyo
ming was 81 300, 900.
"These funds make M the nonevp n.cer,,rr - -,
current expenses or include moneys waiting permanen
investment. No reasonable man will deny that Their,
was considerable advantage TO every one last year |,
having 100000 Of the states money diyiced M
among all the banks and available for local uc eve,
fo- shcrt periods
The banks paid the state 3 per cent for these de
, 1922-01-07
A 1T WITH PRIZES.

Tho bodied hair problem has been solved Solved
BIZ . Waterbury, Conn, school principal Solved too
by G simple, everyday method.
In Waterbury as in all other places, near and re-
mote, the shears have been active and the bobbed head
far ~outnumbersd the one with the long shining tresses.
Tho conservative Yankee taste could not be brought
10 approve the big league cut and frown as they would
mothers were helpless to stop the snip, snip Of the
family shears or to direct the mode into safer and
more Puritanical channels-
It remained for the school professor 30 do the trick.
He did not deliver lectures, scold or look thunder
clouds at the happer host He smiled and said 1t with
prizes, for the longest, curliest hair in his school
Other professors took the cue and long well cared for
hair became a thing priced in more ways than one
Waterbury became unique. Shorn lambs hid out un-
iii their hair grew long. Hair growing contests en-
sued and everybody entered the game enthusiastically.
On Friday afternoons, instead Of the time honored
spelling bee or literary exercises, solemn school d.
rectors sat in judgment and awarded prizes for the
longest hair. Hair became an item in the general
average of the scholarship record of girl pupils and
proud parents became boastful Of the accomplishment
Of their daughters.
There is a lesson in Waterburys experience, to de-
purtment store managers, insurance company officials
and all other large employers Of female help. Don't
treat them rough and discharge hens it with
prizes.
, 1922-01-07
Wreckng Hail Insurance Department
BY MARTIN HAGAN.

with something like five million
dollars due the farmers of North Da-
kota on account of hall losses insured
by the state hail department unpaid.
the new Industrial commission is seek
ing a way to repair the deplorable sit
uation.
The farmers thinking they were to
DO saved premiums through insuring
in the state hail department paid
their premiums only TO find that
when losses occurred the Bank of
North Dakota, custodian OF the funds.
had diverted the money to other uses.
and while warrants were issued they
could o be cashed anywhere in the
state. Indeed, many of the 1920 hail
warrants have not oven been issued.
although proofs OF loss were made
promptly. The new industrial com.
mission feels II away can bs found to
finance this wrecked department.. that
the money going into the hands Of the
farmers at this time will do much
good.
The plan has been proposed to pool
all warrants and make q direct loan
on the same. tho loan to draw six per
cent interest. This matter has been
taken up with several large financial
institutions and Il in believed this fea-
ture of the Nonpartisan league PRO
gram" which has proven such an
utter failure. may be made to partially
iquidate itself-at least the farmers
will be benefited
The statement has oftsn been made
In the past two years, how much the
farmers Of North Dakota were being
saved by the state taking the hail risk,
and this sort of Information has been
given extensive publicity in other
states. some idea Of the moun Of
money now due h farmers on account
of hail losses. long since due and I'M
paid, will be gained from the follow
INF statement issued by the hail insur-
ance department Of North Dakota Civ.
en- by counties.
Adams -------------s 13,ss4.42
Barnes ------------- 2e2, 714.51
Benson ------------------ 62.152.41
, 1922-01-07
The Hats That Men Wear
BY erODDARD n. CALBY.

of adaptation. the business Of m.sts,.
ing the hat soms aC rscaicatrant
some do not wish 70 have their per.
sonaiifics merged with the weareri,
II they are good men withAi ana
brave. their hats VIII take on .ons<
Of their own nobility OF character
Their good works WI shtns IN N.
contours Of their head wear. Ana
there r other men. destined By the
m-natnre Of their dispositions to hAv.
troubles with their hats all the cays
OF their lives. even to be pursued 10
the gates of another world By dsrbis.
they h.v never conquered. top-hat.
they have never overcome. For the
hat IL q very nckis thing. q very sub
tie eresture. and no nan knowsth IL.
true i~nwardness.
, 1922-01-07

i took seven more In all. Before I fin-
ished ] was able to work nine hours
O day In q steam laundry. / cannot
say too much in favor Of your med
icine. ! trust all sick and suffering
women willtakei it Ithas been two
years since Itook it and I am strong
and WE'LL" = Mrs. l.. A. GU1MANN,
Union Village, Vermont
This Is only one Of such letters vo
are continually publishing showing
what Lydia e. Pinkham has done for
women. Mrs. Guimann's letter should
interest you.
Many women get into awsak, ner-
vous, run down condition because Of
ailments they often have. Such wo-
men should takeLydis 3. Pinkham'4
Vegetable Compound at the FIRST sign
Of trouble.
, 1922-01-07
For Raw Sore Throat

At the FIRST sign Of q raw, 0
throat rub on q Little Musterole with
your fingers.
It goes right to the spot with q gentle
tinglc, ioosens congestion draws out
soreness and pain.
Mustcrole is O clean, white ointment
made with oil of mustard. 1t has all
the strength of tho old-fashioned mus
tard plaster without the blister.
Nothing like Mustercle for croupy
children. Keep It handy for instant
use. IS and IS cents in jars and tubes;
hospital eire, So.
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD rLAsTER
, 1922-01-07

could not walk
10 eross the floor
without resting,
and ] had been
that way for
weeks Isawyour
advertisement In
the paper and az
ter IA one bot
tie Of Lydia Z.
vege-
table Compound
1 felt the good Il
mae -
, 1922-01-07

The quertion now is, win the movies capture Will
rays by Offering an enormous salary just like base
ball captured Judge Lands?
, 1922-01-07

what's In a name. league, association, alliance. en-
.en.e agreement or understandings Peace by any
other name would be as sweet,
, 1922-01-07

Special prices on brown rcni ~
switches. Marinella Beauty parior.
Smith-Turncr Drug store i-s-lt
, 1922-01-07
WOMAN TOO
WEAK TO walk
Now Works Nine Hours q Day.
Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable
Compound Restored Her Strength

Union Village, VT was veat
and nervous and all rundown.