The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-04-28
CM onkey Clan d S,
'Bunk" Leaders
With Vision - Nice
Still Game-Econo-
mic Novelty-Crom-
well r e jOic e s.
Lakes Sunshine
Home Blind Girl
Sees Color.


long to the Isle of Bimini. and there
he died Of wounds inflicted by an In
dian arrow If he found youth, 1t
was in another world. DIR. William
G. McCol1un of Johns Hopkins is a
modern Indian who shoots holes into
the most modern program for the re-
covery of youth. Monkey glands,
says this distinguished professor will
not make old men young again. Its
all bunk Worlds grow old, wane
and are dissolved How shall man
live any earthly career for long?
Scrutinize the automobile accidents
for a year and it will be seen that a
large proportion of very young and
very old people are among the VIC
tins, Those whose senses are not
keen are in the most danger. Lloyd
George has eyes, ears and a smelling
sense of the mind that makes him a
safe leader for the European flock in
these times He says that Germany
and Russia are in antagonism to the
rest of Europe. That they are two
blind who believe that two-thirds of
Europe can be kept down. "It is an
inpossibility. It is a folly. 1t is
an insanity. You must make an I'M
Outstanding which will include the
whole OF these people, Fortunate
are those who have vision; fortunate
are nations which have leaders with
vision:
Stephen Morgan, Sandusky, Ohio,
who has six children thought It
would be nice to run a still The
court fined him $1,000, which he is
to pay So a week, during sixteen
years and eight months. An inter-
csting experiment. If Morgan lives
he will make his last payment In
1899, by which time all of his chill
dren should have given him substan-
tiaI aid.
There are novelties in economies
Come the workers on q. trolley line
fn Portland, Me, who cut their wages
ten per cent by voluntary action, be-
cause their company isn't earning ex-
penses. Very Intelligent. Trolley
lines are having a tough time. They
learning that there is no such
thing as a permanent MONOPOLY in a.
modern state. Good roads and lit
neys. cut them down Airplanes will
cut them more, a little later What
can a threatened industry do to be
saved? The road to financial SAL
walton is not SO easy. Nothing can
not comfortably be divided.
New York Stock Exchange, retoices
over the misfortunes Of certain stock
exchanges which deal unfairly with
the public. The term is relative.
There are some who think that the
whole business of stock speculation is
unfair to the public. The distinction
Is about the same as that between
two gambling houses, one of which
plays a square game. and the other
cheats It is something to play a
game square. even If it is not a very
good game.
a Philadelphia files an Injunction
against daylight saving ordinance Do
BOT too hastily make merry Jest and
pleasant quip about a city which
srortens daylight that it may sleep
ehe longer Connecticut General AS
sembly passed law which forbids any
Connecticut city making any ordin-
ence whatever in favor of daylight.
Let's go easy with Simon Lake, cfti-
ten OF Bridgeport and the world, who
with his submarine revolutionized the
srt of war, and made it possible to
stop building oattleships. His Sum
shine homes are an invention capable
of development. They are the pro-
huct OF a mind teemfng with ideas
II immediate success has not come,
Remember that times are hard, and
that greater institutions have failed.
Be kind to this one. which is strug-
fling against odds If citizens of New
Fecting economic evils. they may an
nihilate their bucket shops and let
Sunshine Homes alone.
blind girl of Chicago, they say
ices oolors, hears music by viora-
tory forces transmitted through finger
dps. and reads ordinary print by feel
Elg. She Is pupil of q Wisconsin
school for the blind. In man eye
sight has developed IN a particular
Nay. A talking machine is built FOR
sertatn purpose. and performs that
purpose. So of the senses. There
Ire specialized means for detectins
waves or vibrations There are mil
hons and quintilions of these vibra-
IONS which are not within the range
E human senses. They all mean