Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-10-04

May we call the Qes
perate straits? Thanks.
Wonder how congress can tel
when it is not in session?
The older a man gets the nor
young people there are.
Loot Safe"-headline. Too SAT-
All wild birds don't fly south 10
the winter. Human ones go in au
tos and Pullmans.
In Chicago, Albert Bartel foun
cellar; but that is nothing, one ma
found some coal.
A relief party for the relief part
for the relief party for S~tefanssoI
may start
John Reyder, New York police
man, shot a robber. John is a neV
cop, so knew no better.
This may be an awful country bu
foreigners are paying $1,000 each t
get struggled in.
The young lady who spent O.
summer tanning her hide spends al
fall hiding her tan.
William Hammond caught an ant
eater in New Jersey. An anteater i
not a man on a picnic.
Your luck may be bad but Waite
Secolow has two states arguin.
which shall try to hang him.
Note to the traffic cop, "Brightel
the corner where you are"
happen to be there-it was arrang,
ed in advance. Each day the Pres,
dents schedule for next day Is giver
out to the correspondents at th;
White House. If any of these act,
vities lend themselves to news pic
lures, the photographers arrange ID
be there. Now and then the photos.
raphers are able to pull off stunts Of
their own devising.
In spite or the willingness of tbs
modern public official to be photo,
graphed, the news photographers are
not cynical when it comes to the er
sential modesty of such men. Mar,
notables, were they to consult their
own feelings, would shrink from the
camera as does the rare individual
who holds up a newspaper in front
of his face to prevent the photog.
rapher from giving him unwelcoms
publicity. But public men. most Of
them. believe thoroughly in full PIT.
LEFTY; and they feel that the put.
lie has just as much right to SEE
what they look like as it has to READ
about what they are doing. And 50
they submit to the snapshot as a duty
that comes to them with office.
Now and then. however, thers
comes the rare individual who Oh.
jects. General Dawes was one Of
these. When he was first made d.
rector of the budget he held his ia.
nous meeting with the government.
heads; and in his speech, to Illus.
trate how useless government en-,
ployes should be swept out and eS.
penses cut down, he waved q new
broom in front of his audience. Gov.
eminent economy was then the
watchword; and a photograph Of
General Dawes waving his broom
would have been good stuff. But
AfS ASidSCu " pOSc. IhC p~ilOlO6iapl
ers appealed to President Harding
who was there; but he only replied
with a laugh, mo, this is General
Dawes own show. I'll not integ.
fere."
Later on a photographer happen.
ed to surprise General Dawes on The
capitol steps. He secured a good
picture, and after that the pictur,
esque general was not so camera.
shy.
There Is n familiar figure in
Washington, a man who on several
occasions has been prominently Ia
the public eye, who has never been
photographed. This man is Andrew
Furuseth, the head of the Seameas
Union and the man who Is a much
responsible as any other for the pro.
visions of the LaFollette law reguiat.
ing the conduct of our merchyant
marine. So far as is known here.
no picture of Andrew Furuseth kss
ever been published. More thar
once Furuseth has made bodily at.
tacko upon photographers who lat.
temKted to defy his wtsheek