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TWILIGHT BASERALL
CALENDAR FOR WEEK
TONIGHT.
Church IAarua.

Church League.
First Division--St PAul's va
West. at Rockford, No. 1: UNI
pire. Birmingham.
Brandyw1ns Va. Westminster,
At Baynard, No. /; umpire, Rick
srts.
Second Division-6t. Stephens
W. Trinity, at Twenty ninth and
Market; umpire. Jones.
Industrial League.
Psnnsy W. Trump. At Seven
teenth and Spruce, 8 p. m.
Independent Games.
st. Thomas va. Bacharach
Giants. Harlan Field. 6 p. m.
Umpires, DAILY and Evans.
Ninth Ward va. Seventh Ward
Fourteenth and Woodlawn.
ST. Hedwig's VS.. Defiance.
TUESDAY.
Church League.
First Diyision-West Va. Seo-
ond Baptist. at Baynard, No. 4;
umpire. Brittiugham.
Second Division--Scott va.
Bethany. at Rockford, No 3;
umpire, Rtckerts.>
THURSDAY.
Church Loaguo.
First observation-disclosures VIZ.
Grace at Baynard, No. 4; UNI
pire. Rickerts.
Second Observation-Disclosures VS..
FIrst-Central. Rockford, No. 9;
umpire. Birmingham.
Independent Games.
E,ast Side Grocers va West
Side Grocers, at Harlan Field.
Lorraine VS.. Ninth Ward.
FRIDAY.
Church League.
First Div1sion--Mt. Salem VS..
ST. Paurs, at Baynard, No. /;
umpire. Birmingham.
Second Division-F1rst NJ. Il.
VS.. Trinity. at Rockford, No. 2;
umpire. Rickerta
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Twins In Handy Family.

Mr.. and Mrs. Homer Handy of S26
Orange street are being congratulated
on the birth OF twins.
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The Union Outlaws broke their los
ing streak Saturday at the expense
of Edge Moor. the score standing at
10 l.
The game was fine exhibition of
baseball as both clubs played a good
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Elkton. Nd. Aug. 2l.-Elkton won a
fast game from Perryville hero Sat
uday by the score of TO /. Shan
ner was on the mound for Elkton and
pitched a good game, holding Perry
vile TO Ave hits. Robinson of Elk
ton. was tho big man at the bat, get
ting three hits. The score:
nv
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TWO PROTESTED GAMES
IN CITY BALL LOOP
ST. MISUNDERSTANDING and
Bankers-krebs' Battles Cues
toned; Defiance Wins.
Saturdays Results.

Saturdays Results.
est Hedwig's 10; Easuake 10.
Union q Edge Moor I.
Defiance 10; Seventh Ward ).
sBankers ~ Krebs 10.
'Thcse games were protested.
Krebs defeated Bankers and Brok-
ers by score OF 10 to 4. but the
Bankers protested the game due to
the fact that Krebs used Archibald.
claimed an illegal player. He pitched
from the NTH inning. The score:
lANICERS
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GAMES TODAY.

AMERICAN LEAGUE.
ST. Louis at Philadelphia.
Detroit at Boston.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Boston at Pittsburg.
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TOday'x Game

Bacharach Giants. 1000
D. Thomas ........ 900
Today's Game.
st. Thomas VS.. Bacharach Giants at
Harlan Field. y. m. Umpires. Daily
and Evans.
Tho second game OF the much dis
eussed $1,000 series between the
Bacharach Giants and ct. Thomas
will be staged this evening ut 6 o'clock.
The colored nine scored a we'll earned
victory In the game played last Sat-
urday. Streeter. who did the hurting
for the Racharachs was in the best OF
form and Cassidy's clan could do Mttle
with his delivery.
Saturdays game furnished the fans
with a real baseball treat, intermingled
with several arguments that threaten
ed to develop into fist lights. The In
tense rivalry between the clubs was
much in evidence throughout the
game.
With Streeter pitching the best ar
ticle Of bail displayed by any of the
Bacharach twirlers this season. Lun-
dy's crew scored a to 0 victory over
st. Thomas in the first game OF the
900 series. which is now being
staged between the two clubs.
Streeter allowed only four hits, two
OF these being of the scratch variety.
Nitchie was touched for seven by the
colored club. but by some brilliant
hurting in the pinches he managed TO
hold the score down to couple OF
runs.
Preacher" Davis was the big
sticker of the day with a pair OF
doubles and n single.
The score.
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STOCK QUOTATIONS
1900 o'clock
NEW YORK STOCKS.

Reported Daily by Laird 4 Co, Do
curity Brokers, du Pont Building.
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Susquehanna League
sUso JOHANNA LEAGUE sTANDrN,

SATURDAYS RESULTS.
Elkton. 3: Perryville. l..
Belair. 10: Darlington. 3.
Elk Mills. Q; Rising Sun, g.
Havre de Grace. 10; Aberdeen. 2.
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The Defiance menace broke out in
a fury Saturday afternoon and gave
Seventh Wards pennant visions a
jolt by 10 TO score. The Tenth
Warders lit on Whiteman and Car
Inns shoots for IA safe hits. The
score.
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Perryville ............. o 1901 O O Q o o.
h. H. T.
Belair ......,.... o O 5 8 8 O o 0-I6 Is s
Darlington -, o o o 2 0 l. 3 s 3
Batteries: Hoey and Ditsman; Reagan
and Rumsey.
r. II. K.
Elk Mills ..... o. O 2 2 o 30 IL
Rising Sun -. o 2 2 2 O o 0--S IL
Batteries: Buckley and Stevenson
Kee and Spence.
X. ii. E.
Aberdeen ..... Oo2oO O0oo- SIS
Hayre de &c 2 o q 2 o o 10 IA 4
Batteries: Hamilton and Peel; Kelly
and Brown.
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IOtAi ............N ~ IL ~ IL i
'WeitEel bRttsd for Qerstenherg in 9th.
SCORE by INNINGS.
Krebs ........... 0 0 0 0 . q ! 3 10
Bankers ........ 0 3 O.
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The score
AnDLI IA
...-s......a.. l "
FIVE POINTS

SCORE ny INNINGS.
lorklyn ............... o o q o u q o o IL
five Points .......... o q o q 90
Newark took advantage Of an early
lead Saturday and beat Delaware City
to 2. The score:
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BACHARACH GIANTS
CAPTURE FIRST GAME.
Large Crowd Attends Contest
at Harlan Field; Second
Game Today.


Standing Of the Teams.
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AUTOMOBILE Blue BOOK

1922 AUTOMOBILE BLUE BOOK
reduced from ST to 50 so, while they
last. Hoge and Holder.
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FOR PICKLES

Large sweet peppers, red, green
and brown. Cucumber pickles out OF
brine and celery for picking. Phone
200. j. Howard H.rst.
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Chamberlain Tablets Have Done
Her A World OF Good

chamberlain Tablets have done
me a world Of good" writes Mrs.
Ella l. Button, Kirkville, N. Y. q
have recommended them to a mum
Der of my friends and all who have
used them praise them highly"
When troubled with indigestion or
constipation, give them trial and
realize for yourself what an excel
lent medicine it is.-Adv.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

Conservative estimates place the present population of Seward at close to eight hundred. Practically every house in the town is taken and a great proportion of the residents are men with families.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

MAYOR S. NJ. GRAFT advocates changing the name of Broadway to that of Kenai Road and proposes in troducing all ordinance to that effect in the near future. The change is a good one. as the name Broadway" signifies nothing to an outsider, while the name Kenai Road, is distinctive and stands out like wart on pretty girls nose. The names of streets in Seward should follow after those of it's pioneers and principal business men, of it's scenic attractions. kreft- Ing Avenue, Hawkins avenue, Graf Avenue, Hoben Avenue, or place or park, as the name is needed, would sound much better than street whose name is copied after that of the worlds metropolis
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28
Subscription, SIPS per Month

THE RENT massacre of non-union men at Herrin, Illinois, shows the dangers of mob violence where OIL cials are lax or cowardly in handling a foreign element. While few persons have little use for man who scaps on another, where living principles are involved, at the same time condl- tions such as obtained in the mining town where half a hundred men were wantonly and brutally slain. and even tortured by men who could not teli what the constitution of the United States guarantees to each individual, No matter what provocation exists mob violence is not justifiable in that it's anger is insensate and unreason- ing.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

Wm. Shea is numbered among the late arrivals from out the line. He will probably go to Latouche to accept a position with the mining company tlere
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

Reopened for business; the Mara thon Cafe. tf
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

FOR RENT:-Three room house, Chas. Cooper. tf.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

WITHIN the next few days the U s. Cutter Mojave will arrive in Sew ard on tour of the territory, which will conclude with a trip around the world. Assistant Secretary of Con- merce Huston will head the party which is composed of some fthe fore most scientists of the nation It is but fitting that steps be taken to give these men welcome in accord with their prominence.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28

Governor Olcott of Oregon recently removed a public official from the states payroll, on the ground that he was a member of the Ku KluX Klan and therefore would be narrow and biased in his views to make 2 good of ficial. This is just and poper. No man belonging to an organization with the anti-American tendencies of the Klan should be allowed to hold office.
The Seward gateway., 1922-06-28
PRESIDEN

PRESIDENT Harding and mem- bers of the Miners Union are to hold meeting in an endeavor to adjust the strike situation. Easiest thing in the world. MT President; give them all they ask for and they cannot stcike-until they want something else
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19

her now and she dassent take
crack at any Of her neighbors be
cause the four-power pack has de
clared for peace. In other words.
1t is agin' the law to haul OF, and
have a war. And II Russie should
do any such thing she will be
frowned at by all powers. and II
is a tough thing to be frowned at
In polite society Being ostrich
sized is fierce medicine.
Like the time back in my olo
home town, the new sheriff takes
a trip through the prison 10 see
what all his prisoners are guilty OF.
He asks the first man what he IL
sent to the prison for, and the guy
replies, For nothing at all. | am
innocent He asks the second and
third guy and they both say they
are sent to prison for nothing Of
all. And he asks the next forty
prisoners and they all declare they
are sent to prison for nothing al
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that amt enough they viii turn the
four-po~er pack, and then the five-
power pack. and then the nine
power pack on him. II that don't
do no good they kick him out ana
he won't belong to the elect any
more"
- But. amt Chiny got the open
door now7" asks Elias Q. Higgin
botham.
Yes. indeed" says Quincy. 1T
is one OF them revolving doors.
Japan is the door lender, and when
she lets you in she will give the
door an extra shove and you will
and yourself out In the street
again. with q bump.
But, Of course. It Is going to be
nice to have these new-fangled
wars without no animosity in them
That is what always spoils q war.
people getting mad about II. Here
after all declarations Of war VIII
be sent concealed in bouquets Of
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Quincy Todd on Peace

all They are q very innocent lot
Of guys In that prison. Finally he
gets to one bird and he says. For
why are you In this prison"
"'For moider. says this guy.
"'Well. you get right out OF my
prison and stay out. says the sher'
ii. I can't have you In here cor
rupting all these good men,
$50 that guy Ii ostrichsized an
ne goes out and holds up a couple
more banks and pops OF a few citi
Gems, but the sheriff won't let him
back to associate with the other
prisoners because he Is such a
tough bird.
There amt q nation in the nine
power pack that would double up
Its fists for anything on earth
unless 1t sees a chance. II any
nation gets to shootin' paper wads
N school or to writin' poems In
the hymn books. they will turn the
horsepower pack on him. and II
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19
By Roy K. Moulton

orchids. and one nation win invite
the other to fight It out ON the
lecture platform. A few infinitives
will be split and . few metaphors
will be mixed. but the damage will
not be great provided. Of course.
neither party gets to saying some
thing dirty about the other one. II
they get to digging into past his
tory or to talking about each
others relatives, 1t may be differ
emit. Like the time. Badly Peters
and Squinty Adams. Of our town
are both very DESTROYS Of getting
the same political office and they
are by way OF being considered
very bitter enemies.
But, Of course. they are very
cultivated fellows and quite en-.
lightened. and are far above fight.
ing with their hsts or any low.
brow stun like that. So Il IL pro
posed that everything be settled
amicabls by . Joint debate. Only
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19

the department telephoned to the
palace to ask Nero to get after the
thieves he told them to 90 to
blazes. but, Of course, they could
not do so. for In those days the
trousers were worn quite loose
around the belt. II IL stated to US
that while this enormous confls
grafton was going on Nero was SIT
ting in the tower OF his castle play
Ing on his fiddle. A few minutes
later q few firemen with . hose
played on the fiddle and this m
gered Nero to such an extent he
had the nremen eItinguished. H.
vas a good fireman eItinguisher.
Then Nero began levying taxes
The IRE was out and so were thu
citizens. though We do not know,
up to the time Of going to press,
Just how much. With this money
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19

x TERO was born In order to
IN bring the fiddle into prcmi
= hence and to prove the ineffi
.lency and lnadequacy Of the Rome
Fire Hose Company No. 6. The
place was Antium and the year 8,
and the time two o'clock In the
morning. daylight saving time. BY
his acts Nero brought into use the
phrase. freedom of the Caesars,
for many Of the women Of the
court municipal, district. appellate
or supreme} complained that
Nero's morals were as loose as his
toga.
He was Emperor Of Rome from
"a to IS A. D., and for those four
teen years the city of Rome didn',
know whether It was coming or
going. The Inhabitants were most
ly going. for Nero had Q mania for
shooting craps and people. When
Nero's father died from an attack
Of Agrippa. his mother began
vamping Emperor Claudius and the
Emp fell for her. and Nero did not
have to put any banana skins on
the steps leading to the throne,
either. Claud died q few years
later from = broken heart. or head.
or contract or something, and Mrs.
Emp. through q little political
maneuvering had her son Nero
placed on the throne and elected
Emperor OF Rome. In appreciation
Of what his mother had done for
him Nero later murdered her. for
he did not want her to live and see
he awful way In which he intend.
d running the empire.
They had hardly handed him his
;olden and bejeweiled derby when
10 ordered Brittania to be burned
It the stake. brfttanis was En-
Ieror Claudius's real son. and Nero
bought his position safer with BRIT
,ut of the way. "He might rule
he waves, but he will not rule the
,omans," Nero 10 quoted a. saying.
" course. Brittanis Tor Brittsnni-
us. with an accent on the ouss az
le was often called resented he
mandate. As he was a vegetar an
,e did not want to be burned at the
take. So Nero had the official
,hef stun chocolate scIsir with
. a. y T. 4 Rri' on rssed
out Duil,s Nsros regime dsalhs
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occurred SD frequently that people
thought the automobile had been
introduced. but It was only the new
rulers lust for blood. His reign
was one of crime. debauchery and
tyranny. Everybody's life was In
danger, and everyone continually
sang Nero to Thee" because they
did not know when II was their
turn to get hit on the bean with
he kingly sceptre.
II was often thought that Nero
was mentally unbalanced. for he
would do the most outlandish
things: Once he set all Rome on
are. but before doing so had the
Court Burglars steal all Of the fire
mems red shirts and mutilate their
suspenders so that II was tmpos
sible for them 30 get out to fight
the blaze. When some one from
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-19
The Dippy Dictionary-By "Joy."
Cows

chalk
q
- dairy
Cows blame for things they ddsuch
hanished Island Of st. Helena.
. special
Lmburger detention and
masks
a peculiar perhaps
hit the mixer
precision professional
deadly
lcic hanging nail fifteen feet above head
excellent
urnips patch Of onions she
which would be-
d somachs by mathematical count
undsss duns
she responsible for those two
the Nc milk that slips
the monis which does not
Il . q which,
according pint the baby
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Bungled Biographies of Has-Beens---Nero

he rebuilt Rome. making sure to
erect . cory bungalow for himself
on the top Of Palatine Hill. This
house was built entirely Of gold,
and It was to this place that he
brought his second wife, For the
minute We cannot think of her
name. but one day coming home in
anger he kicked her to death. De
spite volstead's stringent lsgisla
ton there was something left with
a kick In II.
Many conspired against Nero,
Tut the conspiring business did not
seem to flourish so well In Rome
and either failed or went bankrupt,
for every soldier In the place was
ready to 60 to the front In order
20 stand at Nero's back.
Nero was the kiddo> with women
But one blonde threw him down
GOLD. II was Antonio, the daughter
of Claudius and sister Of Brittanni
Gus. When she shook Nero he ar
ranged to have her shake on this
mortal coil a. veil. Then. for
little recreation he ordered Sla
tilia Messalina killed. for he likeo
Stats wife. and as soon a. TIT
sxsoutioner had messed up Mesa
Tina and the widow had collected
the life Insurance money Nero maj
yied her and they lived unhappil!
ever afterward. Nero always de
lighted In giving orders for eIeou
lions, but never executed any OF
ders himself. He was sort Of
fsr-distanes fighter and held Sc
sral medals therefor.
In the year 81 the people too.
things In their ewn hands. The,
we're tired seeing wagon loads o
decapitated citizens being carteo
through che streets, 90 arising ir
their might they chased Nero from
his upholstered seat and hustlet
him out OF town. Nero then few
from Rome and was declared an
enemy Of his country. and to save
himself from execution he commit
ted suicide by laughing himself to
death looking at q Charley Chaplin
movie. This was In the year IS. on
June Q, just as the Sunday School
picnic season was opening.
In the profession Of emperoring
Nero was huge failure.
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/, Cogitations of a Cuckoo

NOXlI6I1O0S % q NuCAOO
Tote w..sar Mani wha. hs isss vaAs
On. va, to g. ava, city ..
outskirts
w.uk.sn claimed to have lost tw.v. husbands in the vss
Government all Had not
eventually have become rich
Even you can't rot ANAL fare ON the rsrosas you got IN
some Of the restaurants
man does not sssi. 70 ni seriously man.s.
married for some time
LiFCs LITTLE ouER,Es.
on. tell Oh, pray tell
k..ss klms.li Young,
How much Harry carsyf ..s
wives are the Same tn. world over They can make man . ,us
New Kankakss chna. India Psros.d-
Leaves fortune to girl Tilted only married.
appreciate
There e . In homo ,~~'r
And 10 wendreus fat
any
Il ant kind ~.
Don't be clam you must b anything be oyster .bou. rss
miles out.
Any young lady
Fifth
is running watsr In
The roof leaks @@
Hs o cheek "
Il seemed Q harms
Hes laid wssk
With painters collie
apartment the oonAs
be short few reaches
Nothing is NOR. Disappointing at meeting
there's chance for gossip
ACTRESS Sues PROMISE Already
rted."-Headline. Well. isn't he punished enough
the
played active bringing him down
What 8 verdict, forewoman Of the juy~
the bar last years hat an Summer
Drowning straws-provdsd
something other end Of the
would better of.
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kT"1ELL, i see we got ever
wv lasting :,,, peace e at last, last
says Elias Q. Higgin
botham," and everybody has shook
hands and adjourned and will beat
ell the swords up into Standard Oil
shares and everything is all to the
sweetness and light"
that's right" says Quincy Todd,
sand there amt never going to be
another war. and when they have
one they are going to say It with
flowers. No fair getting mad In
wars any more. When they have
war In the future there can't be
any snmity about It. Any Teller
that gets really angry and hauls
OF and begins doing any dirty work
like shooting or letting OF tor
pedoes, 10 going to be ostrichsised
from polite society There amt 60
ing to be any more low-brow stun
In wars. That Is out. No rough
stun No nation wants to be
ostrichsized. for that Is turrible
thing. After he has pounded
everybody else into q pulp. nobody
will speak to him no more and
then he will be sorry-after he has
swiped everything he wants"
swell. the conference has been
. great diplomatic victory says
Elias q. Higginbotham. "A long
step has been took in the right di.
rection. and Art Balfour says so
himself"
Sure II has been . diplomatic
victory" says Quincy. "and you
know what . diplomatic victory is.
That - the kind Of victory fellei
has whom he squares things with
his wife BY buying her a $4,000
fur coat and q town car and giving
~ his personal liberty. That's a
diplomatic victory. He promises
70 stay In the house every evening
for ains years and let her handle
an the money. He don't intend to
keep the promise and she knows
10 don't and 10 ready to pull some
sAinG else on him. That's diplo
oaoy.
.whsa . guy sues for $26 for
SAs hoss Of . dog and Il costs him
SssS TO win the suit, that Is . diplo
matte victory"
But lookit the packs they got
now" says Elias Q. Higginbotham.
"and they have all shook hands and
everything. How can they have
any more wars when they have !
couple OF four-power packs. two OF
three fve-power packs. one two
power pack and at least coupl'
Of nine power packs?"
Sure. Uncle Sam and Grea'
Britain and Japan each tow o
couple Of shooting boats out int
the ocean and sink EN- and thai
settles everything Then Portuga
cant declare war on Brazil. and
Bulvariar gets a grievance agains
Peru she has got to tnhale II
Guatemala hassent get peeved
Rumania because we have haulet
. nattleship out and sunk her an
the Prime Minister OF Italy hs
shook hands with the Premier o
Japan, and Secretary Hughes ha'
had his whiskers trimmed by az
English barber That is what t.
sa'led psychological peace,
peace that exists in the mind
"Pussis has got the largest ,rn
In the word, but 1t amt no use 70