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The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

! Cle bAEkeE iIIl1ks a.GLuIcsatsWd1l% dAIANc
on thissae1ening's etrsin. r from 5Cass3
Lake and, transact business here, re
turning; to the latter place tomor-
:s ,ss {. ! s;7-- ~ -. -. stisH + !:
just: received a Shipment of gen
{, uine Norway Ludefisk (soaked) s12a
lbs. for $1.00-Troppman's Meat
Market. ~ s.!s..4s.:: .s .s s i'll 1t II g.
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Edward A. Whitaker, travelling
passenger agent for the NortnW.esr-
Paul was business ,fvisltor IN Be
midJi today. 55 St45 E:'5itlz:z - !. H
Pip ~. .:s=:.z .9--7. - So = III
MRS. Behord and Mrs. ~ right OF
Walker came to semld y last ;ngnt
to attend athe AlecluFe e s'nrlslaan
Science given pyzTrol. 5,,ee.. nel1nal =. p
Herans at tne Hex2 lheaee1: hey iei'
Tor tnelr nome on Ine als late tisaiii'
Harvey Washbtrn, who has :zyisl-
ted friends In: Minneapolis tor tn. the
'ioi1seoil,.p u. - ! =
= laiine ~ Gn,,.Ii; isy = ~ = ';r,,ss,aT
Els y i'oiits ~ 4 = = ~ 4
r .ss $50 ;.sTFzs, SE- 81 zsFS3.3 .5 SgsF VI III
We wish sztes 2 mn nno'ance, khal evening y
classes will be conducted by Myrt-
le H.5Letscheli Of the Dennlson Mtg.
r. CompAny,aon'sssshedn ednesdsyss ana
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
ROYAL NEIGHBoRs WILL

gROYAEt, ,NEI1sHBQES W1LL ~
'hs s. ELEC OFFICERS TONIGHT
y There will llibe election Of officers
at the rgeular meeting of the Royal.
Ne;ghbors, Of America to be held at
70 % clock at the K c. Hall this eve
ming. All members are requested to
be present. IS r. ,->'.. - r
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

MODERN SAMARlTANS TO =
MEET, THURSDAY NIGHT

The regular meeting of the Moern
Samaritans wilEs be held Thursday
evening at s. o'clock atRthe K. C. hall
and all members are urged to be
present. st.5 ;5 'Sss II n sssl
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Miss Beth MacGregot, Red Cross
Community; nurse. will go Il on 81 the
night train to ST, Paul, accompany
ing three crippled children to the
state hospital there for care. a I. s! i i
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Itss this cSluun will Be r.dlv ~..e;v.d IL Mr.. H.,
selsphone IL Readers Il their guests and q
item will be proper when the
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
SIX REPORTED KILLED IN. -
= ARMY. AIRPLANE COLLISION
tBy United Preisss)

Washington, Dee. 6--Major Guy
L" Gerhardt, Captain Benton 4. Doyle
and four enlisted men Of the air'servaS
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
MERCHANTS TO pRESENPd
sToREs FOR cSiRfsTMAs

,. 4 1o tassGj.5oSE---53 ,Easss II e
90 Beniiaii i2n,earehant esyRal at tho
y ondas seysning Il meet N .sels aasss up
TOR aChrlstf,as.t5: NJ ,ttss4sa s4GhL
tasAhisc means ns.ssnsf that practically every
sterel ip sRRemidji ;.Will be sArasSNsed IN
holiday attiEes before Ssatslasdssy night.
, ,RseasatRse s9th. she msrshants are
'a.sesss ,s @ tp9 pEsass lsaal , ssll Y Il as
eve,Ntn effort,, ito .r rendaqr; service OF
Tic tirst elaEss.gtsiaSso ysahaiIa
~. s, II : = q 5E5U7 hnE +
Misses Alice Prather land Alice
Minnick returned hstts nigltt from
Tenstrike where they visited over
the week end at the .E.yt; Al 4Grier
home. - ~,a.l a}ittgsrsfc,c T5e'r
. . . ..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

5s G. M. Bacon wasstableato be, out
for thcsfirst time yesterday, he thav-
ing undergone Incorporation and re-
covered sufficiently to be moved
from the hospital Saturday of last
week to his home on Lake Boule-
ward. 5E ~ ~ ~, -. - 7s'' 'Fst@ ~ /
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
AGoclezz
OF ELKs

80. MEETS THURSDAY NIGHT
The regular meeting Of the B. P.
O. E. will be held Thursday evening
at 8 o'clock at the Elks' hall and all
members are urged to be present.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
George Benoir of Guthrie was a
business visitor in Bemidjis Tuesday

y AeOTSe. DenOlr OF IGuthrle was a
business visitor in Bemidjis Tuesday
" tls W. sgsS
transacted, business and called on
friends in Ben,idji Yesterday. E..s 4
.as .s - - 5r3.5, .ttgtE
H.sA. Bridgenlan left Yesterday on
and viii return to to Besm11ii,iiiii s.toniehty
- 4 asss qs.s
T. w. Galloway returned On the
morning train to Cass Lake after
visiting his wife in sBennidji between
trains -. -ss..s,
Il. "a, .:S: : - ---, - : ;E "A
n AT Troppman's market. Home
made Roloona and liver e.,,saoe oOo
pe,. III .:i,l:., 60. -. r. 1oSs
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morning for M;nnaanol;s to +r.nsa . ct
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s,ess davs 'sliu s'sis lt4ellos ~ Az ~"
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IN -vestardav for tha or,o,,o1 ~ ~ ~.
tons;is and i renortad ,@l tn he ~ oe4 1s+s
9 t;a tH,.s..s ieported 10 De eee-
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The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

s Ehliiaayer Bailey and Eugene Berzs
man are spending few days this
week in Paul attending to bus
inesy natters IA ~. =5s.,e, ..-,- .==
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
MODERN sWOODMEN HOLD =;
u REGULAR siAEE;rING TONIGHT

The Modern Woodmen Of America
will. hold their regular I business
II ne aeeting tlliiii:s evening at o'clock at
the K: C.s Hall and all members are
f6irsge f16irged To- be present u
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Miss Anna Warren of Pinewoodl
was an over Sunday guest at the
home of Mrs. Frank Patterson, 813
Minnesota avenue sssss5iss ssi. 31s 10 ..sss-
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

3 Little Joe Morris was operated
on yesterday for the removal. of his
tonsils and is reported to be get.
ting along gnicely. As.s - 4 - ss--z
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

W. H. .Gemmell, general manager.
of the M. &; I. Ry, Of .Brainerd spend
yesferday in Bemidi transacting,
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

/ Mrs. Andy Johnson Of: Cass Lake
who has been seriously i'll in the Be-
nridji Lutheran hos,Jital for some
time was moved yesterday to her
home. ;.
Little Junior Hartness, who has
been III for the past few days at
the home Of his grandfather, G.. D.
Backus, is reported much better this
morning, III u NJ. .
New Victor Xmas and December
records Just alisAd. Ideal Xmas
gifts nemidji Nsse Co, 1l6 Third,
Str.arS MI ny sR SSsSaya iAtd a,
Mr.. ssand Hrs: Hsrbert.. Warfield
returnaa to Bsanidj II Sgestsrday morn
ing front the Twin CitiepE Ehere ttheN,
were the guests of stiyesi oandr
frienas fcr a feWs days@@ .a9tls,
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
: Short of help this year Come
in early The Hakkerup Studio, f3: Il:
Il 49, 4 q. IL 16 &c

: Or. IDS R.. Burgess returned the
first offhe week, from a business
trip to5 Grand Forks, he having spent
"a feW days there:F II :.sssj II i, i & t2E'
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06
Stndio open Sundays or you may
make appointment for sitting any
evening Hakkerup Studio n 1Gtfsi

Miss Ethel Lilijgren returned
Tuesday to resume her studies at the
college after spending her vacation
at her home at Keliher. essaS aS.ss .s.@@..
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Harry Hosselton, formerly with,
the Barker Drug Store, will arrive
On thissaeRening' g etrsin@ from sCass3
Lake and transact ousiness here, re
turning to the latter place tomor-
row. s.37..s, ~ u. T r.. T.. & :, ~ IL r.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

DR.. and Mrs. A. V. Garlock, $40
Beltranli avenue have as their guest
Mrs. Mary Sweet Of Albert Lea,
MINI. Z t;,ssss. s1ss..>> 80 * s:s>s4 ssa
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Virgil Gregg Spent his Thanks
giving vacation with hiss parents at
Little Fork, returning to Bemidji
Monday to resume his studies at the
college Yesterday. q. p, ,,-&s... 4
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Just received a; shipment of gen
uine Norway Ludefisk (soaked) } s12
lbs. for $1.00-Troppman's Meat
Market. 4; ;l,.;.s3.. :s ~: :.s 1t IL 6
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Mrs. Frank Patterson who has
been confined to. her home for the
past two weeks with bronchitis, is
reported to be very much improved
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-06

Edward A.. Whitaker, travelling
passenger agent for the Northwest
ern line, with head dquarters in st.
Paul was a business visitor in Be
midi today. = ss7s5{ 7s{ Sss 2s7s E53z
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
George Darley Leads
St. Johns College

ANNAPOLIS, Nd, Dec. 1S.-
George barley. quarterback. will
lead the st. Johns College cadets
on the gridiron next fall. His
election today was announced by
Coach Hoban after the receipt of
all votes from players who were
entitled to participate in the elec-
ton.
The balloting Is said to have been
very close between barley, and
Alexander, a tackle. The latter has
been a member of the team for
the last two seasons. This was
Darley's first year at college. He
came here from Johns Hopkins.
where he starred the quarterback
position.
1t was known that the choice
would be between the two as they
will be members Of the Junior class
next year,
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19

Something here During the War the Roses August
1851 Sir Lionel and Sir Wark Montague
Fntchn disagreed about the the
should be called the War Orchids for
The decided settle
and ale They started Kent and ended London
lasted ales and 1S6572
playof by Sir Warwick ho ,oorked asnthe frappes
That is Why is called the War of the Tremsns
RECORD high jump for ponies established by Thumbs
"A Sydney New South Wales September
inches.
record high
Hutchinson proprietor Easy Boy Cafe Lafayette
His Canadan Cubuped from fifteen
entyfre each.
ERED CAVILL. River Thames-or maybe it-London
England July 1876, twenty three-eighths
S hours minutes
Dogeyed Joe, Peruvian Aquarium August
aud TO- 1890 1913 miles yelled "Whas
found he hadn't gained a yard
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
CONNIE MACK
JUST RUINED
BUSH'S PRIDE
Midget Manager Had Just Put
Something Over on Huggins
in Matter of Height.

NEW YORK, Dec. 1s-One of
~ the few magnates still in the
= city after the joint American
National League confab told this
one on DOME Bush tonight
Shortly after Bush was appointed
manager Of the Senators he met
Miller Higgins In the Commodore
lobby. DOME stretched himself out
to his full length and lowered with
great pride a quarter OF an inch
above the peewee Yankee manager.
ANY way, I'm not the smallest
manager in the big leagues" said
DOME looking down at Higgins.
Just then Connie Mack. the lean
sky-scraper OF the big leagues
came passing by. Comics length
is greater than the combined length
of Higgins and Bush plus Johnny
Evers.
Connie bent himself in the middle
and made himself into a righ,
angle. He said:
What are you little runts quar-
reling about?"
1t took all the JOY out Of Bush.
pride in the quarter OF an incl
margin he enjoys on Huggins.
To Mack they both We're little
runts.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
Tia Juana Seeking
Wingield's Crack

TIA JUANA, Mex, Dec. 1S.-If
George Wingfield, of Reno. one of
the foremost breeders of the Far
West. brings his two-year-old Gen.
eral Thatcher here from Benning.
where the smart son of Sweep is
in temporary retirement after a
very successful session at racing
at Laurel Park, Pimlico and Bowie
in October and November, patrons
of Pacific coast sport will see at
Tia Juana Western bred three
year-old of the first class.
On what he showed on the Mary
land courses. General Thatcher Is
rated by the experts OF the East the
cleverest son of Sweep that has an
peared since Leonardo I'd.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
Phillips Is Winner
OF Pinehurst Play

PINEHURST, N. c.. Dec. IS
The qualifying round of the first
annual club tournament, with an
entry limited to full fledged men,
bers of the Pinehurst Country Club,
was played on the championship
course at Pinehurst today and won
by Howard S. Phillips, of Yonkers
and Pinehurst. Phillips leo the
field of forty-five contestants by a
margin of five strokes and took the
medal with a round of rs.
The scores: First eight-Howard
C. Phillips. Moore county. rs; John
d. Chapman. Greenwich, 81; M. l..
Schofield, Stamford, 81; F. T. Keat-
ng. Moore county. S5: T. N. Brown,
,Malletts Bay. s6; N. c. Shannon, I'd.
Massapequa. Sc; John D. Armstrong,
Chonnessete. 81; T. A. Cheatham,
Pittsburgh, 80.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
Percy Wendell Again
To Coach williams

WILLIAMSTOWN, Dec lt.-Of-
ficiai announcement that Percy
Wendell. former Harvard star. WI
again coach the Williams football
eleven next fan has made q big
hit here. It win be his third year
in charge Of the Purpfe's gridircn
destinies.
Coach Wendell has established Q
system which provides for groom
ing underclassmen for each position
made vacant by graduation the fol-
lowing year. The Purple coach used
virtually two teams In all contests,
and as q result plenty Of SEASONED
material viii return next fall de-
spite the fact that nine veterans
viii be lost.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
n SAYS DAMON
KunyOn:

from Page 1. This section.
baseball IN his day. He has
been forgotten by the present
generation Of fans- Once his
name appeared IN the baseball
news every day.
He was formerly q baseball
writer. When he managed the
New York Giants. This was
when Christy Nathewson had
just Joined the club - q young
pitcher.
Mathewsou hurt his pitching
arm slightly. Because he was
tall. Fogei tried TO make q
first baseman Of him.
Mathewson has often told the
story to the writer.
Fegel was one Of the stormy
petrels of baseball. Disparaging
things were sometimes said OF
him BY the critics Of the game.
Fogel paid little attention TO
criticism Of his business policy,
yet always bitterly resented the
statement that he had tried TO
make q first baseman Of Ma
thewson.
Here, again, was q little
phase Of human nature.
The average man win pass
unnoticed many accusations, but
dislikes having attention called
TO a mistake Of Judgment that
makes him appear ridiculous.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
WILL
RETIRE SOON
SAYS RUMOR
Small Purses Making Junior
Lightweight TitIehoIder Dis.
gusted With Managing Self.

NCE again rumors are cur
rent that Johnny Dundee,
~ junior lightweight champion,
is going to quit the ring. He has
been promising and threatening
to retire for so long that little
credence is being taken in this
most recent report about the
Scotch Wop.
Several years ago. when Dundee
split with Scotty Monteith, Johnny
said that he was anxious to see
how successful he would be as his
own manager for a year, and then
he would retire. He wanted to
have the experience of doing his
own business before hanging up the
gloves.
But that year rolled by and Dun
dee continued to push leather. Dur
ing the last summer months it was
said that Johnny wa shrinking Sc
riously Of giving up the game, and
he was quoted as saying the firs,
of the year would find him on ths
outside of the rink looking in.
Several weeks ago an announce
ment came from Dundee's quarters
that the retirement gossip was Jus,
| idle converse ton, and he would gel
himself into condition for an active
1929 campaign.
Now rumors have II that small
purses for his services are making
him disgusted and because of the
little money that he had received
for his last few matches would
cause him to write ''finis" at the
bottom of his record
Dundee, 1t was said, was greatly
peeved owing to the small atten
dance OF his bout with Gene Del
mont, of Memphis, Tenn, in Brook
lyn. A little more than $1,700 was
taken in at the gate and his bit
on a IS per cent basis, came only
to $525. And that is all tha,
Johnny received for twelve.round
bout.
For his two previous contest.
Dundee drew down $1,025 for G
long bout with a boxer by the
name of Doyle in Newark, N. ].
and $4,000 for meeting Alex Hart
at the Arena in Philadelphia.
Whether Dundee really will re
| tire remains to be seen. He j.
still this side of thirty, having been
born in 1898. and he probably will
continue his fistic career, which
now covers about twelve years, 81
long as he Is able to shoot out 6
left jab and keep his chin from ir
front Of an alien wallop.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
Roger COnti's Crown
Nearly Is DisIOdped

PARIS, Dec. 1S.-Roger Conti's
claim to the championship of France
at 1872 balkline billiards was serious.
ly challenged last night when
Grange, who is listed as number 2
in the French records, made an
average Of 41.37 in a 5000 point
match against Derbier, with a high
run of 235.
Derbier's record includes a defeat
Of Cont just prior to Conti's de-
parture for the United States.
Grange is only twenty-one years old
and has learned to play. billiards
since the war.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
ARE STILL BUYING.

The White Sox owner is still
buying players as IL he were going
to establish and 10 cent store
of baseball bric-a-brac. The lat
est additions to the roster are
Acknowledgement Freda--Lambka,
from Kalamazoo, and Outfelder
Howard Pennington from Grand
Rapids,
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
PADDOCK NOT SET.

Charlie Paddock, the sensational
California record holder. has refused
the invitation of the Millrose Games
committee of New York to compete
in the East this winter. Paddock
says he knows nothing Of the indoor
game.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
WILL BUILD GATE.

Work win be started within two
weeks on the new entrance for the
Washington Baseball Club Park. A
parking space for machines win be
arranged and a runway built 20 the
grandstand from the Georgia avenue
side Of the holding.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
WOULD SWITCH H0RNSBY.

Since Branch Hickey failed to do
anything with Jack Dunn for Joe
Boley, there is talk in st., Louis
of switching Rogers Hornsby 70
shortstop and sending Ray Blades
or Toporcer to second base,
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
WILL TRY MITCHELL.

The Reds are going to give OIL
yer Mitchell. Of San Francisco. q
thorough trial as q pitcher this
spring. Garry Hermann wa
rather confident Of getting Pitcher
Kunz. obtained by the Pirates. but
the price got too high.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
STRING ATTACHED.

There is a strong string at.
tached to the release of Danny
Clark from Detroit to Birnins-
ham. He is expected back in the
majors when he has had more ex-
perience.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
EASTERN HIGH
LOSES TIFF AT
GARRETT PARK
Capitol Hill Quint Misses Serv.
ices of 4 Regulars Agains'
Georgetown Prep.

TASTERN HIGH RESERVES
~ fought a plucky battle yes
terday before bowling to the
Georgetown Props at Garrett
Park by a 33-to-16 count.
Coach Charley Guyon went to
Garret Park without ODea, Captain
Cardwell, Lehnert and Roudabush,
Eastern regulars. who are forced to
curtail basketball activities before
the holidays as they are pinch-hitting
for Uncle Sam in the Postoffice De-
partment.
The Garrett Parkers hoped to
the front in the first period. obtain
ing a 10 to bulge. In the next
period the Capitol Hill tossers passed
their foes by scoring five field bas-
kets in rapid succession. However,
they were unable to continue the
pace and when the half ended the
home team was out in front, 33 to
16. Lineup and summary:
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
WILL MANAGE PEORIA,

Dick Breen, a long time ago with
the Yankees and for years a star
at Jersey City. has been appointed
manager of Peoria.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
GOES TO COLUMBUS.

Rowdy Elliott, once q Chicago
catcher. has been reinstated and
shipped by Portland to Columbus.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19

SubstltutlOht. EhsteTh = ManEan Tor
Bennie. Thompson for Radice. Burdine
for Thompson. Walker for Burdine. Herr
man for Walters. Radice for Herman
Burdine for Duncan. Georgetown Props
Waterworth Field goals-Bennie, 2;
Radice. Smith. 3; Duncan. Angel. 3:
Heide. 2; McNulty. 2; Vita, 6: Letters.
,; Kessler. missed 2; Angel, Z of IL.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19

A MAJOR LEAGUE record in combined length
"A of tie game and the play-off was established
in Boston on May l, 1920. The Boston Braves and
Brooklyn Dodgers went twenty.sx innings to
IL tie. The play-off required nineteen innings,
Boston winning, to l.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
MuKABEHllEyE-;? BEl E.;
TYRUS RAYMOND COBB was born at Narrows,
L Banks County, Georgia, December Is. 1886.

Birdlegs Irsoin, rubber at the Tremens N. j., In
stitute for the Bootleg Blind, reports to bureau of
statistics that he real Turk at the Turkish
bath, April I, 1867.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
- OnnnTI I@T p"
HR4SsJQl

U.
The Golfers Christmas Wish.
"Dear Santa Claus" hear him say
Bring a s,Oing that socks the tau
Sc ,1i at The ii~sA fSss S'ts Of The st!ss: sss
An And mszs sis'zd %bs Ai xSsa stasi ssss ss j..
That fiuttsrs up around the PIN.
VIZ keen eo%so %tSoiss aSd ssses spas?''" spin
Wassf as st Saaasn as"ad s s sssss sssss tsss sss
And say This guys too strong for nue.
"Au is just putt
ESr FS safh SnH g green ssris .0a dht its tricky r0
Until it ducks into the hole
6W 6If 1 aont t tet ,m Gmy1odg d,s k'Gsg, 9nnsd mo
-'ath PIE gathered all their dough-"
team sas "1ns T. osns does so
that little both safely stirring
The Shaking Earth.
The distant earth %bes have noticed indicate the
footsteps Of lloyd and Luis Angel Frpo heavy
di1sstion: - So " N .e1p-~' sl',.N
Both pig fairly FAST both sock
These all important qualities heavyweight campaign
% f s 1s the
The Eternal Flame.
Mrs Maoy intention to- invade the tennis domain
sports farest example of he will the
three the American champion
suffered abroad have able competitive
soul.
Her of American tennis
dom dominated by the remains
The slogan Of the N this The Northwest
Gets Its Man"
Mrs Mallory the same way about it, with woman
substituted for
Glue.
And ,Uould like for Christmas"
hear Duffer call,
"A pint of DIFFERS Clue to keep
Ny eye upon the ball.
s@S sss2s S %1sa so@d ny and H1Ss not
why should smaller colleges handicap themselves by
residence rule the bar freshmen
queries football fam Ths would them
larger universities upon terms"
Eligibility rules supposed be
foundation They made the
the Improvement Of surrounding conditions The Southern
have this rule and them smaller than
England and Pennsylvania colleges referred to.
Nearly likes the smaller colleges big
vers 1t natural human feeling But when it
affair it doesn't anything. One might
and Dempsey and Leonard
the pound handicap permit him baseball
spiked gloves.
What needed uniform eligibility rules that best
regardless Of how they effect victory
field And the freshman who really college study
ing his freshman involves and
distraction the other does upon the
policy grabbing off school stars regardless
mental ethics.
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19
buffers Glue.

"And / pould like for Christmas"
hear one Duffer call,
"A pint of DIFFERS Glue, to keep
My eye upon the ball;
Something to make my noble bean
Stay lUhere it should and not careen."
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19

NCE again rumors are cur
ID rent that Johnny Dundee,
~ junior lightweight champion,
The Washington herald., 1922-12-19

What needed uniform eligibility the
regardless of how they effect victory upon
field And the freshman who really college study much
his freshman general excitement and
distraction the other does And
policy of grabbing off school regardless unda
ethics ~
The Washington times., 1922-01-01
Take Tech Adpice

Don't Use Big Words" is thu
title Of warning in the last issue
of The Techite. ..
The paragraph reads:
I'm promulgating your DsoterrS
cogitations or articulating your
superficial sentimentalities and
amicable, philosophical and psyche
logical observations, beware OF
platitudinous ponderosity. Let your
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