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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14

Somebody has said we have three
bodies A bony body-the SHELTON
a vascular body-the blood-vessels.
And a nervous body-the brain and
nervous system.
The nervous body is really a
double body or duplicate body. The
ordinary nerves which have to do
with feeling and motion belong 10
the "cerebro-spinal system" But
there is a finer and more complicat-
ed set of nerves which is called the
sympathetic nervous system
The reason two systems are need
ed is because there are two kinds Of
messages which have to be sent out
IN order to keep this body going
just right. Some of these messages
are under control of the mind and
regulate all of our voluntary acts.
Voluntary and Involuntary.
For instance. you can direct your
eyes 10 look at the lines YOU are
reading at this moment, or you can
order you eyes a4ray from this page
TO gaze at something across the room.
These movements are under control
Of the cerebro- spinal system, a term,
by the way. meaning simply brain
and spinal cord"
There are other movements absO-
lutely essential TO life which are not
under voluntary control. For in
stance, the beating Of the heart, the
contraction of the stomach and in
testines, and, TO a great extent. the
breathing movements are controlled
and kept going by the sympathetic
nervous system.
The breathing IS practically volun-
tary You may stop breathing and
/ hold your breath for a few moments
but as soon as fresh air becomes
absolutely essential to life. voluntary
control is lost and the sympathetic
nervous system exercises its prior
right OF oversight and control
The two nervous systems are large
" interiaced and interwined. In a
sense, one is like a shadow of the
other.
Thus. when we consider each indi-
vdual spinal nerve. we find it con-
sisting OF two parts or roots and as it
passes outward it IS reinforced by
hlaments from the corresponding
part Of the sympathetic system.
There is at the root Of each Of the
spinal nerves a little swelling from
which come the fbres making up the
sympathetic portion OF the nerve.
This swelling is called a "gangEon.
This sounds like a pretty compli-
Gated arrangement. IL really =
complicated ard rather difficult TO
understand fully But YOU must re-
member how necessary il is TO guard
and protect the body from harm.
as we'll as 10 have il prepared 20
perform It's more difficult functions
An army wouldn't he counted as
amounting % much If il had but one
branch. There must be artillery to
prepare the way from a long dis
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14

Polly.
Is swiftly ordered sent away.
To mourn. too rate, her thought
less folly.
Divorces. so the chap declares.
Are far more numerous than ever
Since women Whit away their cares
And fancy smoking really clever.
A man, he states. cannot abide
His wife, or think her At for trust
ing,
or view her with conjugal pride
Who has a habit so disgusting.
II this be true. 10 me II seems
Who through a lifetime have de-
lighted
IL drawing NicOtinian dreams
From the tobacco I've ignited.
And never seen my wife denote,
BY any frown OF change OF feature
Shed like fun well 20 cut my throat
That she must be a patient crea-
ture.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14
VERSE o. CHEER
Bv Edgar l.. Jones
CHERRY PICKIN' TIME

ll1AA<
Ny heart is ligh- and happy an tn
world is bright an fair,
Since cherry picl<in' time hez come
Z tighten up my care.
I climb tn LADDER gaiiy with my
bucket in my hand:
For Cherry Picldn time is ike a
dream from fairy land.
KANT say as I'm anxious for tn
work tibet IS entaueG
In climbin' DER tn branches till
git tn cherries piled.
It's jest tn cherry picture puts tn
sparkle in my eye.
VILE visionin' how I viii soon sur
round a cherry pie
Cherry Pickin' time shore is a happy
time fer me,
A-glintenin' Ike rubies, shore they
fill my heart with giee.
Thar hain't no other season thet
I'd ruther put L rhyme
In all tn year than this. tn good OF
Cherry Pickin' Time.
EDGAR L JONES
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14

It would appear as If the oonven-
ton was going 10 end in a pitched
battle between the painted feet boys
and the elephant boosters. Who will
win, VIC don't know. Only time will
rpIT
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14
More Truth
oTha1l pOQtrU
6Y danes 3 Monte6GQ g

A DISCOVERY
In English papers I have read
That women follow evil courses,
And look on cigarettes when red,
Thus causing many more divorces.
A man may think his wife a queen.
But this opinion briefly fingers
When he sees signs of nicotine
Upon her lovely taper fingers.
He steps into the hall at nigh
And with a burst OF fury choking,
He strikes a match and finds the
light.
And hoarsely mutters: You've
been smokingt"
He calls his lawyer N next day.
And Jane or Maud or Tess o
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14
STREET FAKERS.

One of the great American institutions that is in
danger of becoming extinct is the od-time street
faker. truly Yankee product apple pie, base
ball the circus and black-face Ministries.
Old-tmers may have noticed something lacking
this spring and not been sure of just what it was
What they miss is the street fakir.
Montague Silver. greatest street man west Of
the AHeghenes" and typical of his profession rises
in memory.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14
IN WHICH a FEW OF THE VANDE
WALES PLAY \ LITTLE IN
DOOR RAIL

(Mishawaka Page Of y. To
The West End Athletic club
defeated the city firemen in an
indoor baseball game by the
score Of 10 Sunday. The
lineup was as follows.
West End: De Rave. r. T.;
Baker. C. T.. J. Vande Vale, /,
f; De Rave, r. S; c. Vande Vale,
]. s.. r. Oppelt Cd: A Vande
Vale, 2b; Vande Walle. ID. II.
Nande VALE. C. r. Buyse, p.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14
The Tower g(Babol So &:::s
* e.: -
eGY Bill Arnstrond eS512eg1

estimated there were 10. 900 900. 900
telephone conversations in the United
States last year" That can't be &C
curate Why we remember any
number Of times when we was try
ing 10 call the office in the evening.
there was al least that many con-
versations taking place on our line
alone.
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY.
busses. being too heavy that pass Me-
buses being too heavy that pass Me-
mortal Hall Pretty soon they'll be
wanting 10 pass ordinances prohibit
ing bud Shively and Louie Segety
from walking down West Colfax
avenue.
Andy Weisberg. proprietor OF the
Oliver, is back in town. The help
at the cafeteria are looking around
for some place 10 keep the hard
boiled eggs for the trade now, as
Andy wants TO reclaim his narrow
trimmed straw hat which has been
in use in the cafeteria all winter
Arriving at the ad convention in
Milwaukee, since we began writing
this. we are pleased 10 announce at
this time that the convention is now
going full tilt. three or four out OF
possible 2 800 Of the delegates are
already in their proper places in the
convention hall, and il begins TO look
as if business men generally over
the United states would continue
advertising for at least six months
vet. Just 10 see whether it would
really amount TO anything.
Many of the delegates seem to feel
that the only sensible thing 10 do Is
10 go back to the old custom OF
painting feet on the walk out in
front of their stores, with the fetch
ing slogan underneath. Follow the
Crowd" although there are others
that are holding out TO have all ad-
vertisers wait until circus day and
have them hang attractive canvass
signs on the elephants.
Pack Your Trunk and Come TO
Slip and Fell for Your Spring Fur
niture," is a popular slogan suggest
ed for this type of advertiser.
It would appear as If the conven-
ton was going 10 end in a pitched
battle between the painted feet boys
and the elephant boosters. Who Will
win, VIC don't know. Only time will
telT
Which ever way it goes it begins
to look as if a man in the legitimate
advertising game. like Ye Editor. was
done for. To our associates and col
leagues back in South Bend, we can
only sound the warning: Boys, II
looks like we was through. Better
get into something substantial like
bootlegging or brick laying. I'm GO
ing to start selling crayon portrait
engagements soon as I return"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14


1t is a warm June evening. back yonder in the old
home town. Montague's big red gypsy wagon is
parked IN the public square
Towering above the haf-awed, half-jubilant faces
u the populace Montague himself beaver hat
frock coat checkered vest goatee and al-including
one Of the Brazilian diamonds. large as a hickory
nut. which Monty carried in stock.
Under the hickering light of banjo-shaped gas
oline torch, the old street faker dispensed Wa-Wa
"the remedy whose formula 1 procured while a
cartive among the Sioux Indians"
When interest in tonic OF ss-per-cent- alcohol
strength waned, Monty brought forth razors com
binaton handy tools eight handkerchiefs for a
quarter and the Little Giant Prize Packet
included everything under the sun especially trick
ring for squirting perfume friends eye.
Usually street faker "came regularly. once a
year but rarely twice the town, especially
when the Chinese peach he feft behind turned
out be dogwood black-haws
The street faker dour!shed before the days of
scientific craftsmanship, of which he was the orig
inal discoverer. and many captain of industry
owes much OF his selling ability to boyhood eve
rings listening under the gasoline torch.
To gather the crowd together and hold them when
they grew restless and showed signs of drifting
away to poolroom or homes there was black-face
entertainer who joke about the mule break
ing his leg when ii kicked mother-in-law in the jaw
The minstrels sure-hre the old-time favorte
song My CARS High Born Lady"
Once in a while these days you see q Montague
Silver and his black-face entertainer passing out
their plumber from a wagon But mostly the street
faker does business from suitcase sized stand.
cramred a business district nook or a sde-street
gutter
The isn't what il used 10 be. The street
q, had zoo
a small scale; they branched out. Then. too, it's
hard TO set street crowd together in these days
when pedestrians have nearly al taken TO autos.
nobody walking
The street faker Is vanishing into memory where
he stands out clear and conspicuous. entcing lik
able monument 10 the simple pleasures thrills
ci days.when Bryan a young man aud his cham
pions vowing TO their hair cut until he
entered the White House as president.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-14

Furthermore, If Ed intends TO con-
tinue 10 issue this directory annu-
ally. he can raise our rate whenever
he feels like it. In fact we don't
care what happens to us.
Among the useful bits OF informa-
ton we have been able TO CLEAN from
this valuable volume thus far, is that
there are $4,000 telephone opera
tors in the United States, three or
which don't rattle their RS" when
they repeat your number over TO
you; New Years day Will fall on
January first this coming year; the
president has announced July 4th for
Independe Day, and that the
United States was purchased from
the Indians for a case of Haig and
Haig. and that the purchasers are
all riled up about Il and want the
Haig and Haig back or they intend
to carry the case into court.
Another piece of vital data we grab
bed out Of Eds almanac we came
near forgetting to mention: 1T is
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
MONEY AND WEALTH

The Russian soviet govern
ihent has been taking stock and
it announces that there are more
than 2fl,000,0O0. 900 900 rublcs in
circulation This would make
money plentiful were not living
costs 10000 times as great As
in 1918. These figures are al
most beyond human comprchcn-
sion. They arc So great they they
inean nothing. and rublc in
NRlueyls So small that It's unite
r9qss is irreduciblc. Il is cstimat-
Ell that the total oi gold mined
slice the Human race sought the
precious metal amounts To only
S1S,00o.00O0o0, and. il Russia
had all Of il. 1t would not pro-
vide an adequate redemption
fund for the immense volume of
rubles, were they rated at the
prc-war and prc-soViet value,
However. even is worthless as
is the Russian ruble, that coun-
try has many things OF value.
She has wealth in the soil, but
the trouble is that communists
want to get i; without digging
for it she has mines; but it seems
to be overlooked by the COM
manists that il takes work to
make them productive As an al
tentative TO the disagrecablc
task OF toll aud the bourgeois
trait OF thrift the land is buried
under an avalanche OF paper
rubles in an effort 10 circumvcnt
economic laws In decade the
incredible and the seemingly inn
possible have been accomplished
in Russia.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
/ The. Friendly |:
| Da1L Bz-.
| QLH Walter !. Rdhinsop .
-.
HOME BOOKKEEPING
.oN'T tumble your accounts.

D0NT tumble your accounts.
Whether one manages q big bust
ness or has no greater financial prob
lens To solve than those in connection
with the management OF home ex-
penses he will assure himself of great
er happiness if he keeps books. Not in
frequently greater worries are expert
enced by wives and husbands as re-
suit of home management than come TO
the executives of the biggest CONNER
cial and industrial concerns. This for
no other reason than that they never
know where they stand or where they
are coming out financially.
More than 1900 years before Christ
came into the world, crude methods Ct
bookkeeping were employed. Searchers
In the ruins of ancient Babylon have
come across movable clay tablets. upon
which accounts were kept with exact
ness. Improvement in methods of
bookkeeping has come through the ages
and there is no excuse for anyone in
this day having their happiness blight
ed by jlimbled statements or no rec
ords of business or financial matters at
all. But that old nuisance, Careless
ness, results in inaccuracies, uncertain
ty and unhappiness for thousands who.
with proper methods of accounting,
would find il easy TO make ends meet
aid be glad.
The United States government set a
good example for the people generally
to follow when il adopted budgetary
plan and began making plans TO know
where it was coming out financially.
Congress was slow to enact budget
legislation. though every President for
decades has urged its passing. But
tssy ADVERTISING IN TIE CAPT.
FAL BRINGS RESULTS.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
OUCH! LAME BACK.
RUB LuMbAGO Or
DACKlcHE AWAY
Rub pain right out with small
trial bottle of old
"St. Jacobs Oil"

Kidneys cause BacKacne? No! They
have no nerves. therefore, cannot
cause pain, Listen, Your baehache
is caused by lumbago, seiatica. or a
strain, and the quickest rolief is
soothing. penetrating st Jacobs Oil.
Rub it right on your painful back, and
instantly the soreness. stiffness and
iameness disappears Don't stay Grip
Piled, Get a small trial bottle of "St
Jacobs Oil" from your druggist and
timber up. A moment after it is APP
piled yoa'll wonder what became OF
the backache or lnmbago pain.
HUB old honest "St. Jacobs Oil"
lutely harmless and doesn't burn the
whenever You have scistica. neuralgia,
rheumatism "r snrains. a. III is abso-
skin.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
TnunspAE NOVEMBER le. ice.
B6JKs ron TnE YOUNG

This Is "Children's Book
Week the purpose Of the cam
paign being tc Stinulatc interest
in good literature for children OF
all ages and to instruct in meth
DDS OF getting the best results
from reading.
1t must be apparent to many
parents and guardians that chill
drcn in many families are being
deprived Of the privilege OF read
ing books which meant SO much
TO the development OF children in
other generations, not to mention
the many excellent juvenile pro-
auctions which have been made
available through the work OF
modern writers.
The idea that children may
safely bc left to make choice OF
their own reading will not stand
the test Of experience. In most
cases it will be found to lead to
bad habits Of reading. and, in
many Instances, real harm will
bI done by the child acquiring
n taste for reading Of an undesir-
able kind.
Custodians of the books in the
ohildrcn's department OF the pub
lie libraries have made a study of
the best books and publications
for the growing boy or girl, and
il is desirable that this study and
experience should be utilized BY
parents who desire that their
children shall acquire a taste for
the bcs, literature, and do such
reading rs will contribute to their
general education.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16

honor roll is General Pcrshing.
lie shared honor with his. troops.
as the inscription reads. an fri
butte to General Pershing ard the
victorious armies 4 the United
States and the a. belligcrents
during the World War"
The statue IS said to have been
carved secretly. indicating that
It's saljcct was probably ua-
aware Of its preparation and
hencc was given no opportunity
TO protest
But what valid arguments re-
laain against h0uoring hero
thus during his lifetime? The
danger that subsequent activi-
.ics on the part OF the one hon.
oycd may dim public apprccia
ton is slight in the case Of truly
great men. Moreover. public
recognition OF their efforts should
serve as an incentive 10 retain
that regard. SO many men ii
public life have died discouraged
and broken and apparently un
appreciated that the objectiy,
honor paid them by tributes aft
cr,yard oftentimes seem slight
rctribution TO make.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
EVELYN

T IKE so many feminine names. Eve
IL Ign comes from Aoiffe. whose
more modern equivalent was Eva. In
early times Aevin, or Evin. was occa-
sionally found in the house OF Ken
nedy. but Eveleen is by far the most
common form OF both names in Ire
land.
Aveline, or EFellne made their ap-
pearance among the Normans long be-
fore the marriage Of the earl of Penn
broke. Aveline was the name of the
sister of Gunnar. the great-grandmoth-
or of William the Conqueror. and Ave-
line. or Eveline, was so favorlte a Nor
man name that II well suits the Lady
Of the Garde DouIoureuse in the Re
trothcd."
Avelina dc Longo Campo, as tho
name Is Latinized in old chronicles.
married the last earl of Lancaster. and
her daughter. the heiress Avelina, or
Esellne. brought to her husband and
his sons by subsequent marriage. the
great county Of Lancaster. thus esfab-
lishing the widespread power Of the
Red Rose An Eveline Elstove lived
In 1899. butt though history faithfully
chronicles her name. there Is no rec
ord OF her activities or explanation
concerning the reason for her carefully
preserved memory.
Tho name suffered temporary
eclipse In England in the early Seven
teenth century. but was revived in an
ornamental fashion by Miss Barney
'Evalina" Since then, it's vogue has
been unquestionable. hut il would be
difficult to say what affected influence
brought about the change in spelling
20 Evelyn. Etymologists insist that it
should only be spelled with "y'' If II
Is meant Ia initiate the old French
! form OF The Latin avellana. meaning
hazel. Evelinc is really q mans name
and few women have used that form,
preferring rather to employ Eyeliua, or
Evelyn.
Cats-eye Is Evelyn's jewel. Its mys-
FERROUS translucent depths. shot with
green. indicates vigilant charm
against evil spirits and promises its
wcarcr immunity from all harm. Thurs
day is her lucky day and C her lucky
number
Go by the Wheeler syndicate Incl
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16
Recorers From Rheumatism

had rheumatism five months thai
would go from my left knee TO my
back Tried many remedies without
reiief-s Finally used Foley Kidney
FILLS and in fifteen days was entirely
cured. writes w ]. Oliver. Vidaiia
Georgia. Backache. rheumatic pains
dull headache. dizziness and blurred
vision are symptoms OF kidney dis
order. Foley Kidney I'irs quickly re-
lisvo kidney and bladder trouble
tAdvl
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-11-16

To add new section to Article % Of
the City Code of Annapolis, to follow i'm -
mediately after Section 23, and TO be
known ms Section 23-A.
Section /. Re II established and ordain-
ed by the Mayor. Counselor and Alder
men Of the City of Annapolis that new
section he added TO the City Code OF An
nap0lis to follow Immediately after Sec
ton 2: of Article %. to be known as Sec
ton 25-A. and to read as follows:
Section 23-k. Every person applying for
permitsto build a garage. or other build
ing in which an automobile is kept. or for
a building which may be used for the
storage of hay, grain or other inflammabe
material, shall state the character OF the
building to be erected when so applying
and no permit shall be granted in such
cases unless IL Is plainly stated that such
building shall be constructed MS follows
metal. brick, cement tile or other non
.conIbustible substance, except that the
frame may be of wood. and the doors may
be of wood; 1t shall be unlawful to erect
amy building Of the character indicated in
this ordinance or to use any building not
now used for the purpose except ii con-
forms 10 the requirements of this ordi-
nance. Any violation OF this ordinance
shall be punished with a fine Of five dol
lars for the first oifense. and from ten "a
twenty dollars for each subsequent of.
felse. To- be recovered as fines and costs
are now recovered.
Section .. Aud be il further established
and ordained that all ordinances and parts
nance are hereby repealed
Section = And be ii established and
ordained that this ordinance shall take ef-
feet from the date Of its passage.
Approved Oct. Is, 1922.
SAMUEL JONES.
EMMA ABBOTT GAGE.
city Clerk. MA
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uoNoRINc rplic MY

New evidence 81 the strenuous
rate at which ncn live in the
present DAY Is 90 bc found IN the
matter of public tatutes. Hith-
erto it has ret been the custom 70
honor men yet living by putting
up their monuments, but already
at least two men still living have
faced this peculiar situation.
Chauncey Nj. Depew was eighty
four years old when a statute in
his honor was erected at Peeks-
kill, n. Y, while the latest liv-
ing parsonage to be added to the