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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
Austin Men in Contempt
for Refusal to Answer
GrandJuryK.K Questions

AUSTIN. Texas. Mar. ~. - The reurt
of criminal appeals today held 4. II.
Copeland. police commission. and VI. g.
Reynolds, clerk of fratermaI order. To
he in. contempt Of the Travis seanfy
criminal district court for refusal te ans-
wer questions BY the grand jmry abeRf
the ku kiux kian- The court Hph-la
the SI00 fine and remaRded the defend
ants TO Jail until they should aaswer
the questions of the grand Jury
Copeland and ReyI.eIds refus~d O. aRs-
wer as 10 their being members of the Ma
klux klan. claiming that To do No ~eala
incriminate them and they .would ha
liable to prosecution They still, refused
after they we're offered immunity.
The court discussed the whipping of
Jeddie Jeane taken from the streets
Of Austin 20 the country. and whipped.
tarred and feafhered-; IL says the grand
jury was investigating this matter Vita
others. that same constituted offrnH~m
against the laws Of the state ~ TrNaH.
and that answers To questions asked
were material and would seen Co bn
without question:
The court points out that the rrIators
claim they had nothing to do With ~hip-
ping Jeane and that they kn~w nothing
q u until after II happened. and also
knew nothing OF the warnings srnt Jeaa--
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
RESTORATION OF BUYING
POWER OF INDUSTRIAL
POPULATION is NEEDED
fBy The Associated Pressl

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Mar. 29.-Resto-
ration Of the purchasing power Of
the industrial population of the
United States is of prime import
ance both to the farmer and the
storekeeper, declared B. Nj. Jewell.
president of the railway employees
department of the American Feder-
alton Of Labor today, in continua-
tion of the plea for the Federated
Shop Crafts for an increase of
wages made before the Railroad
Labor Beard
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
de- LA HUERTA WILL
NOT GO TO new YORK
BEFORE END OF MAY

MEXICO .OITY, Mar. 29.-Sec-
retary Of the Treasury de la Huerta
told the editor of Correo de la Tarde
of Hermosillo that he would not go
to New York until the end Of May,
or at least until representatives of
European bankers and creditors had
arrived ia New York, says dispatch
today from Hermosillo. He said the
proposed trip did not concern recog-
milton of the Mexican government
by the United States.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
LOS FRESNOS PEOPLE Will,
PRODUCE A COMEDY HERE

At nittmann's theater tomorrow
Thursday night-young people Of the
Los Fresnos community will present a
really worthwhile threc-act comedy en-
titled Deacon Dubbs." for The benefit
of the :. %. :. fund The comedy il
described as centering around u country
autcion sale, wedding and husking bee.
and running throughput the play are
Old fashioned songs.
There will also be special features by
Mr.. y. q. Chatcllc. Miss Emily Jane and
Master Bernard Gohar and little Clara
Louise ellison. the. latter an artist in
athletic stunts.
The comedy has been twice presented
a the Los Frcsnos community. and has
been received with a great deal Of en-
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
WAGE COMMITTEE is
PREPARED FOR FIGHT

NEW YORK. y. y. Mar. - Cast
ng aside ~ remote possibility IN"
prospect for settling their differences IN
time to avert a general strike set Tor
three days hence. members ~ the an
thracite wage subcommittee today grid
ed themselves for a long hard struggle
over the miners nineteen demanGs.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
VILLA WILL REBUILD
PACKERY AT JUAREZ

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Mar. 20
Francisco Villa former Mexican
bandit who, since President Obre-
gon took office has been ranching
in southern Chihuahua, is planning
to rebuild the packinghouse in Sui
dad Juarez, according to advices to
the Department of Commerce to-
day from American Consul Dye
there.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
STOLEN CLOTHING RECOVERED

The home Of NJ. Padrone. who lives
rear the court house was entered by
thieves last night and n few articles or
clothing taken. The clothes We're found
tins morning hy the city police in va
cant house. next door To the residence
of Mr.. Padrone. No arrests have been
made.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
JAPANESE STEAMER Is
AGROUND AT GALVESTON
CBy The Associated Press)

GALVESTON. Texas. Mar 29-The
Japanese steamer baltimore Maru is
aground here today following n collision
off the bar last night in fog with the
Italian steamer Anna. The Japanese
vessel was outbound for the Orient with
cotton. Tightening probably il nec.s-
sary 10 refloat her. Both vessels are
slightly damaged.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
RATIFICATION
BY UNANIMOUS
VOTEFORECAST
(By The Associated Press)

WASHINGTON. II. c., Mar. 20
Prediction that the senate would raiify
the naval limitation trteaty today by
unanimous vote was made by admins
traiion leaders in view of the com
picie absence Of opposition Ia the
treaty when brought up yesterday. Ad-
mInistration leaders are also hopeful
thar the submarine and poison gas
treaty would be- approved without an
opposing vote before adjournment to-
night.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
DALLAS CITIZENS PLAN
MASS MEETING TO TALK
WAYS TO END FLOCCINGS
fBv The Associated Press)

DALLAS. Texas. Mar. ga mass
meeting of Dallas citizens will be held
shortly to consider means for putting
an end To the series Of whippings 81
Dallas men by masked and unmasked
bands This was announced after
meeting last night of twenty pro-
minent citizens
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
HEALTH CLINIC ANNOUNCED

There will bc health clinic al the
Health center in the city hall Friday
afternoon at four o'clock. according to
nm announcement t"day by Miss Helen
Brown. public health nurse. The clinic
il far the sid of all those who need
medical attention. especially children of
the Door families.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
WEST TEXAS RIVER FLOODS

FORT WORTH. Tex, Mar. 29.-Mes-
sages To the Frisco offices here today
from Menard said that a ten-foot rise
is sweeping down the San Saba river
and that flood warning has been re-
ceived from Menard.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
ARMOUR Is FIRST WITNESS

KANSAS CITY, Mo-. Mar. 20. -- j.
Ogden Armour. head Of Armour a Comp
any. was the first witness today when
the Department of Agricuiture's hearing
on charges Of unfair practices at the
Mistletoe Stock Yards was resumed here
today.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
CHURCH Is BOMBED
AT CREENBAY, WIS.,,
DURING PRO TALK
rRv The Associated ?ress.l

GREENBAY. Wis, Mar. 29.-Investi-
cation was started by the police today
to determine the origin Of bomb set
off in the Congregational church here
last night during speech being de-
livered by Louis X. Horton Of Spokane,
Wash, a prohibition worker. William
+. (PussyfooD Johnson delivered a
speech after the explosion.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
YOUNG MAN TARRED

GUTHRIE. Okla, Mar. 29. - Masked
men last night seized Davie Provinee. "a
Years old. took him into the country and
applied tar and feathers IL was re-
leased in the business district after
being admonished TO treat your wid-
owed mother better
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
OPERATION TO SAVE
One OF THE 'SEAMESE
TWINS Is POSSIBLE
fRv The As.ociated Press J

CHICAGO. H.. Mar. 29-Dcath still
lurked in the shadows Of the hospital
room where lie Joscfa and Rosa Bla-
eek. twins Joined at birth and called
the .Siamese twins" They continued
virtually unconscious. The long talked
operation to separate them is entirely
contingcn1 on the death of one. which
physicians have said would mean the
death of the other.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
LEWIS PREPARES TO
DIRECT DEATH FIGHT
OF MINERS UNIONS

SPRINGFIELD. Ill. Mar. 29-Threc
DAYS of rest AT his home here today
sent International President Lewis of
tho t-nitcd Mine Workers back 10 head
quarters at Indianapolis prepared 10
direct what many miners say will be
the unions life struggle. Lewis left
without comment.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
CENTER OF INTEREST
RETURNS TO LONDON

LONDON, Mar. 29.-London to-
day again became the center Of in
terest in the efforts to pacify Ire
land with the opening of the con-
ference called by the imperial gov
ernment to consider the situation
growing out of the recent disorders.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
sI.oeo.Ooo IN TAXES PAID

WICHITA FALLS, Tex, Mar. o.
More than sl.O0o.O00 in taxes were col
Iectcd in Wichita county from October
to February /, the regular tax pay
yearly report Of the county collectors
office.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
GALVESTON IS
Scene OF BIG
BOOZE RAIDS

NBy ne AssOciatcd TTessI
GALVESTON. Texas. Mar. 20 One
1t the most sensational prohibition RAIDS
here occurred early today when squad
of federal agents Swooped down upoon
several resorts in the western part Of
Galveston and arrested over fifty men
and women. some of them prominent
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
MASKED MEN SEIZE DOCTOR
tBy The Associated IarrmHB

'HEANENER. Okla. Mar - nr.
". z. McLain, who was seized By masked
men AZ drug store here last night and
taken IN an automobile into the country.
was back today none the worse for his
experience lie said he had not been
harmed tie said his abduciors accused
him Of being too affectinnate With A
woman and then liberated him.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29

DUBLIN, Ireland, Mar. 29.-The
convention of revolving members of
the Irish republican army debated
the question Of declaring military
dictatorship, but deferred action
thereon, says correspondent of
the London Star in a dispatch.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
MERCHANTS MEET THURSDAY

A meeting fthe Brownsville Mer-
chants Association. which was called
for tonight. has been postponed until
Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
advertised Merchandise

costs less than the goods which less known because
sales are based upon the volume of business Watch the
daily advertisements in the Herald for economical
gains.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29
WEATHER FORECAST

Tonight unsettled. showers; Thurs
day. unsettled: moderate To strong
southerly winds.
The following weather observations,
covering the 24-hour period ending at
a. m. today. are repoyted by Mrs. A. W.
Reed. United States voluntary weather
observer:
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1922-03-29

thusiasm on both occasions The special
numbers. which will be put Oh between
the acts. are also declared good by
these who have seen them. The little
athlete IL particularly worthwhile fea-
ture.
The east in Deacon Dubbs" fol-
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
SAVED AT SEA.

The captain stood upon the deck
And gazed out DER the sea,
81 don't know why II is," he said,
But hard luck follows me.
Were three days out,
It's ten days to shore,
There's not q drink in sight,
My throat Is parched and sore"
But in the middle Of his reverie,
The lookout above did shout,
Fright straight ahead.
I see q large whale spout"
While the crew did catch the whale,
The captain looked on bored,
But when the whale was opened
The captains spirit scared.
For when the whale was opened
They found within,
A case Of Scotch, a keg Of beer,
And a case Of Gordon Gin.
And when the captain says his
prayers,
He never fails
To bring down several blessings
Upon the heads Of whales.
DUSTY" RHODES.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
LOVE IN TERMS OF TRADE.
CBy Adanac OF MontrealJ


How's this for a hardware sales
man:
DEAR BELL;
love you MOWER each day. OF
all the girls you are my PICK. and II I
ever have my way. you may be sure.
I'll STEEL you quick. When saw
your golden LOCKS hoped I could
with TACKLE-BLocKs draw you
more closely to my heart. Could I
in my REPEATING ARMS but close
you. little maid divine, I'd BOLT you
there with all my charms and RIvET
your sweet lips to mine. ia CHAIN
your hearts door fast and fair and
and NAIL the HINGES on with bliss;
really love you on the SQUARE;
you'l find no CRATER love than
this. So now Til SCREW my cour-
age up and AXE you IL my name will
FIT; II 80. you're just the needed cup Of
PUNCH TO BRACE me up . BIT. So
come tonight and We will FILE tn.
papers, dearest little PLUMB, I'll
meet you at the outer stile. Just
WIRE me II you CAN NUT come.
JACK.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
PLEADING IN POETRY.

"Whdt iOould you do?" Orites
ELIZABETH d., IF your Very
best sweetie Wrote to you as
follows"
Little girl. with eyes OF blue
This chaps got II In for you,
For you my peace OF mind have stolen
away;
You haunt my dreams by night
And form my thoughts by day;
Your lovely image simply won't skiddoo.
No matter what your plea may be,
Twas neither right nor smart,
For you TO chose u chap like me,
Who went his way, serene, carefree,
And butt into that simple fellows
heart.
Little Eiri, its up to you,
Let me be your lover true,
No others In my heart, ] lay Il bare.
Until you smiled upon me there was
nothing doing there,
And now there's only one thing you
can do,
And that's to smile on me and say,
I am content to stay
A captive In your loving. trusting heart; |;
And then, dear girl, well never part,
And from your side Ill never go away.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
LOWE. "

There with the bees, the breeze. and
Blue were your eyes like skies above.
There were the flowers that grew
swesssf Sss'nsSo By far wa. tn. life tina.
you led;
Dear was the love In your eyes that
Oh, How I've dreamed Of you.
CHORUS.
LOWE. how I love ., with the love
in your eyes supreme,
WIN you're SSt th. rasSss fioSsr of my tsss'' dres%s
Love me, and Heaven above me will be
here on earth below
And here In our cottage Of flowers,
living q life Of songs, -.
Living, loving and dreaming. we,Il
Alive In your smiles, the miles and
the wiler will vanish;
Life 10 so dear that comes to MS
Here with the birds. and the roses.
You are che only thing .weeter
Loved BY the bird. and care.,ed by
DAN DANAwAY.
Wis for the women, who are 30
sweet,
Ais for amusement. 1t can't be
beat.
Sis for shifters, they are not
rare,
His for Harding. he takes great
care.
lis the fifth letter in our word
to be,
Ms for our nation, the first you
should see.
G-is for Grand Old Column Of
Tho Times.
T-is for taxes, they really are a
crime.
O-is for Office Goat, we must
not dispute,
E-we need or we could not SAY
contribute.
Dis for the District. and how II
does CLEAN,
C-is for Columbia, which IN al
ways kept clean.
AL, BECKERS,
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
DIDN'T MIND THE NAILS.

Pat called on the parish priest
In Ireland ore bitter cold night.
After his business was transacted,
the kind father said: It's cold
night. Pat. for you to be cut.
Wouldn't you like a little some
thing to warm you up before you
go2"
"Begob, l would" replied Pat.
So the father brought out n Lemi.
john Of whiskey and poured out
a big drink In a glass and handed
It to Pat. AS Pat was drinking
II the father remarked solemnly:
Pat. do you know that stuff Is a
nail in your coffin?"
Pat, eyeing the father rather
quizzically. remarked: We'll,
father, while you have the ham
mer in your hand. suppose you
drive another nail" CHINKS.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
EPITAPH-AN OLD FRIEND.

Old friend Of mine, I laud you
to the skies. For years you
have stuck by me through life's
struggles. 'Tis you who have
helped me look my best at all
times. You have indeed been my
friend. I put you through fire
and you stood the test, as true
rs steel. What would do with.
out you. could not, I would
not give you up. II should lose
you, no more could feel like
facing life with all its difficulties.
No praise Is too great for you,
MY MARCEL WAIVER.
o NJ. NICK.
Lawyer-Rastus, the Judge finds
you mot guilty" You may go
home now.
Rastus-Does dat mean Abs got
ter give Mr.. Newman de chickens
back?
JULES BACKENHEIMER.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
GOOD WISHES FOR G. O. C.

II we wish the best for our column,
Let rs see what we can do.
First, set watch upon our writings,
Keep them always good and true;
Rid our minds OF selfish motives,
Let our thoughts be clean and high
We can make . perfect Eden
OF our column, II we try.
DO you wish our column happyf
Then remember night and day
Just scatter seeds Of kindness
As We pass along the way.
Do you wish q contrib wiser7
We'll, suppose we make q start
BY accommodating wisdom
In the scrap book Of our hearts.
And It's not the things we do.
'Tis the things VIC leave undone,
which give us q bitter heartache
At the setting of the sun.
The tender word forgotten,
The letters we did not write,
The verses we might have sent In,
Are our only thoughts tonight.
EVELYN LOEFLER.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
WAS NOT HER WORRY.

my husband received a note
today In a woman's handwriting
Did you open it?"
II did not. And what Is more, I
left him by himself to read It
at his leisure"
Don't you worry over it7~
mo, but I think he does. You
see, It was from my dressmaker."
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

A man from the backwoods
visited New York for the first time,
and went into a restaurant to
have dinner. All went well until
the waiter brought him a napkin.
The eyes Of the backw oodsman
famed, and pulling a six-shooter
from his pocket he gave the waiter
. piece Of his mind.
You take that blamed thing
away at once" he said. Il reckon
I know when to use a handker-
chief without having them darned
hints thrown out"
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
BILLS MOTTO:
Use the goat and spare the
column.
FRED j. SCHWAR
SIGHTS WE SEE.

I've seen cowboys on the plains,
And sailors on the seas,
The army at the zero hour.
And Kings upon their knees.
And yet my memory falls to find
Another sight 50 weird
As a Cake" shaving his map.
With no semblance Of beard.
DICK.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
ADVICE YOU'LL NOT TAKE.

when you step off the Eanspisnk
To greet your friends on sho'.
BE sure TO call them "po' white
trash"-
That's culture, don't you knowi
When you are invited 10 meeting
And . person has the flo',
Intcrrupt, shout, and stamp about
That's witty, don't you knowl
when folks discuss their history,
Just say n isn't co."
Because you were not there 10 see-
Thafs intelissk yeu kncwi
The Washington times., 1922-05-14

FORGETFULNESS OF MEN.
DO men forget?
I'll say they do)
A secret VOW
A long drawn sigh,
And phooey! Bing!
They all take wing
And to another flapper ny
DO FLAPS" forget3
I'LL SAY THEY DON'T
A secret love-
A melting look
'Tis jotted down
In memory's book.
A rift In the lutte Of love.
MARY LOUISE,
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
BUTTERED TOAST.

Here's to the good old "collyum,"
Yea bo-long may II wave,
And at its end may some kind
friend,
Keep flowers on its grave.
And here's to the "collyum's" edi.
tor,
The guy who's got the bean,
His friends think Price Is very nice,
From what they've "Heard and
Seem"
JAMES w. WHITE.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
HIS LAMENT.

In the cleaning. oh, my darling,
When the liEhts arc dim and low,
That your face IL powder painted
How am I, sweetheart, to knowf
Twice this month I've had 10 bundle
Every COAT that I possess
To the clcener's-won't you, dsrffnR.
Love me mere and powder leesf
-Lsndsn opiuisa.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
NOODLES FOR NUTS.
WHAT'S YOUR COLOR?

WHAT'S YOUR COLOR?
When q man has no pep, they say
he's coloriess.
When he's mad, they say he sees
red.
When he's q coward they call him
yellow.
When he's straight they say he's
white.
When he's loyal. they say he's true
blue.
When he's unintelligent, they can
him green.
CHEVY.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
NEW EVIDENCE.

A we'll dressed man dropped
into the oculist's chair and rub
bed his tired eyes.
Better fix me up some glasses.
Doc" he said to the specialist.
MY eyes are going back on me"
"All right" answered the
doctor. What style have you
been wearing?"
"Me7 I've never worn specta.
cles in my life-never needed them
before"
My mistake; you'll pardon me.
but I judged from the mark on
the bridge Of your nose that you
were accustomed to using them"
Oil That mark7 got that
from drinking hootch out OF fruit
x,@~~y ,r NON SyYrro
The Washington times., 1922-05-14

A special TO the Richmond Times
Dispatch from Danville. Va, says
that L. G. COVEY, q former member
Of the City Council. was painfully
injured when attacked by rooster
in his hen yard. The spurs OF
the rooster badly ripped his fore
arms.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
A good paragraph" should
reflect the popular mind. On
seeing Il the average reader eN.
claims, "Ain't Il the TRUTH" on
"I'ye oftcn thought Of thai"
FRED VETTER.

Conductor-(new to- the job
I'm sure the old boy there has paid
his fare twice. Think had better
tell him about II?
Motorman-No-o! Ask him for
a. again. DUKE WAGNER.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
THE LARCENY OF A HEART.

Her name I shall not mention now.
Nor any details tell.
OF when, and where, and why and nov
for q flapper fell.
I am no Dempsey, nor docs she
Give lessons In Delsarte,
But still she got the best OF me.
And stole away my heart.
oh, yee, she is beyond my reach.
This one, my promised wife.
who left me here my woes 10 preeons
And lead q lonely life.
Perhaps I could not iii her pare.
or Jewel well her hand,
Or may be II was risky verse
For which she would not stand.
But anyway, I made q mess,
On one I trusted 80
Would not have had the wickedness
WIN WADE WELLER.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14

You will find plenty of men
tDilling to help yotL-get rid
Of your "priUdte stock" But
it ts different tOhen IL comes to
trouble. OIDONO.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14

Hands up!" cried the bandit,
As his hand felt my hip.
Twas not my gold that he wanted.
So gave him q SIP,
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
Nv WIN WADE WELLER.
DURING THE GRANT PARADE.

why don't you take off your
hat as the parade psssesf"
"I'n take it off when the bonus
bill pRssos-T M WOOD.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
MOTHERS FAvORITE SONGS.

Could we only have the songs
again
Our mothers used to sing.
Sweet Bunch of Lilacs" would
Remind us Of early Spring.
"Silver Threads Among the Gold"
Make our hearts happy and
light,
But modern girls prefer 70 sing,
where's My Wandering Boy
Tonight7"
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
THE LANGUAGE LESSON.

Teacher - Thomas, you may
write a sentence showing the diff
ference in meaning Of odor and
perfume.
Thomas-Some men prefer the
odor of a cigarette to the perfume
of flowers
SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
OF THE PLAINS.

w. H. LANNAN, of Mt. Rainier,
Nd, found in an old copy Of Harp.
er's Magazine these lines said 10
have been written on a board
marking a lonely grave on the
Western plains:
Here lies the body OF an unknown
who's, nsme was probably
DavtdEeD
Found stark. and scalped. here on the
plain,
Slain by the lordly savage.
He Law beside his broken gun
nj. hand rtiu grasped the stock yet.
A rood sire lead mine In his head,
f,ut no gold In his pocket,
Only q pack OF greasy cards
All dirty on the faces
With King. and Queens In duplicate
And fourteen extra aces-
The Washington times., 1922-05-14

Opera-"Isn't 10 funny, but after
attention to the other women-b
Jazz- "La-la- La la-de-de-de-"
Opera-"While out walking with
his WIFE"
Jazl-"Oh, tits true, It's true"
HARPERS FERRY.
The Washington times., 1922-05-14
HANKS HOT ONES.

We used to get our tips hot
from the wires but now radio
gives us air-cOoled messages.
Spare the rod and spoil the child
Chide n flapper and make her
wild.
"SiIence is golden" we have heard,
Though speech Is free Of cost.
II vain our every spoken word,
Then hot air must be dross.
HANK HAWKINS.