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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
ANDOvER TO PLAY g
WHITE sOX TEAM ii
AT GENESEO PARK
Especial Correspondence

Especial Corresp0ndence.J --oa
Geneseo. ILL.,. Sept. 16-Manager
Maurice Wiegand Of the Geneseo
White Sox has booked q game Tor
tomorrow on the local diamond
with the hard hitting team from
Andover. This will be Andover's
first appearance ON the Geneseo
field this season. Their battery will
undoubtedly be composed OF Beng
ston. q pitcher and Peterson be-
hind the plate. The Geneseo bat
terry is not announced but Manager
Wiegands states that a capable
pitcher will do the hurting for The
White Sox. r6nt
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
STERLING HIGH
GRID SCHEDULE
Is ANNOUNCED
fspecal Correspondence.l

Sterling, Ill, Sept. 16.-The foot
ball schedule m the Sterling town
ship high school calls for the first
three games away from home:
Rochelle, Oct. Z; Byron, Oct. "A;
Dixon, Oct. 81; open date, Oct. %;
Rock Island, Nov. 4; Geneseo, Nov.
il; Clinton, Nov. IS; open date,
Nov. Is; Dixon, Nov. 80.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

sUsPEl1D aERv1cK
At CHURCH SUNDAY
fspeciai Correspssa 1abe.)

Especial CorrespeadGAhA.)
oenesso. Sept. ls.-Thsrs viii ~
no preaching service at the First
Methodist church IN this CIV 10
The pastor, Rev. Fletcher
De Clark, Is attending the Central
Illinois conference ct Rack Island.
Many Of the members OF this
church are planning to attend the
conference tomorrow.
Sunday school services will be
held At 10 q. m. and the EpWorth
league meets ct $50 p. m.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
BISHOP HILLTO
STAGE BASEBALL
TOURNEY SEPT. %
fsnecial Correspondence

Bishop Hill. Sept. Bishop
Hill will have three-day baseball
tournament beginning on Sept. %,
Old Settlers day. The competing
teams will be Oneida, Andover,
Galva and Bishop Hill. Two games
will be played on each of the three
days. Forrest Cady. former Red
Sox catcher, will catch for Bishop
Hill during the series. As all
teams will strengthen for the
games, a good close series is ex-
pected.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

isve cramps any more, and l can co
nv hoasswork all through the month.
| recommend your Vegetable Com
pound to my friends for female
toubles. - Mrs. DELLA SCHoLz,
stlg Salisbury ST., st. Louis, Mo.
just think for a moment. Lydia s.
Ehkham's Vegetable Compound hes
been in use for nearly fifty years. 1t
!spfepsfed frcra medicinal plai,ts,b by
A,he Utmost pharmaceutical skill, and
sbperer methods. The ingredients
thus coinbit1ed in the Compound cor
rect the conditions which cause such
shroyihg symptoms IS had been
Troubling Mrs, Scholz. The Eegeta-
He Compound exercises a .restora-
ilve ihfEenca Of TIE most desirable
efaractef. correcting the trouble IN a
fartle Ft,t n4T1eiart lgen:Ase. -
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
BISEoF HILL BABY
TWICE WINS PRIZE
Isheeial Cdrrsseondenes. !

Bishop Hill, Sept. Is. : Russell
Duane Johp5on, intant son q Nj.
and mrs. Russell Johnson of tails
place again won a prize at a fair
this season. After winning second
pFizs at the Lafayette fair, Qua ne
won q prize at the kswanee fair.
Whining first prize OF the entries In
the second class. His rating was
ss.g AS prize he received a pair
q shoes. =
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
Ne,l's Of Yves ten,
Illinois Ia Briefs
(Speciai Corre6pondeuce. !

0eneseo, ILL.,, Sept. l6.-Dr. H. B.
Fft3Jerrell has received word from
his wife who has been 1t the Mayo
Bros. hospital at Rochester, MINI,
several weeks, informing him e
the marked improvement in her
condition. Mrs. FitxJerfell expects
to return to her home in this city
early next week.
The woman's society Of tie
Grace church will hold its regular
meeting at the church next Thurs
day afternoon. Sept. q. at $3.50
o'clock. Mesdames John MAnd1e,
F. A. Hoerner. F, Kramer and
Mary Jaquet will be the leaders On
the afternoon program.
DR.. and Mrs. w. F. Spencer
started upon, an automobile trip u
Detroit, Mich. where they will visit
with the son, Vernon Spencer and
his wife. They will remain at De-
troit about q week.
Atkinson. ILL.,, Sept. 16.~Charies
Vandersnick and son Ed, and Mike
vandersnick and son, Amandaus,
have returned after spending a few
days with relatives and friends at
Mt. Pleasant and Fairfield, Iowa.
They made the trip by auto.
Attorney and Mrs. A. H. DeRoo
and Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Rumier
have started from Canada and are
now on their way home. They have
been gone about six weeks.
J. NJ. Goodman received a card
from Father Van Stappen. statikg
he was at Frankfort, Germany, but
was leaving for Vienna and other
points of interest. F ather Van
Stappen was formerly pastor Of
st. Anthony's church in Atkinson.
Sterling, Sept. 1e.-word has
been received here of the death Of
E. X. Jenkins Of this city, who
passed away at the home Of his son,
in Glendale. Calf. Mr.. Jenkins was
a prominent Mason and during his
35 years residence In this city he
held almost every office of the or
der including the Chapter and Com
mandery. He will be buried in Cal
| ifornia.
A chicken hawk, measuring I
/ feet from tip to tip, was shot atdhe
Rock River Country club by John
Chairman, the chef. Mr.. chatham Is
now trying to get a shot at its mate
which hovers about the grounds
daily
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
POLICE 90 AFTER I'D
CAR OF MAN HELD
IN PEORIA DEATH
(special CORRESPONDENTS. ,

Especial Correspondence.)
Sterling. Sept. 16.-An officer
from the Peoria police department
came to Rock Falls yesterday and
took back the Studebaker car,
owned. by d. o. Risinger OF Barton
Vile. who was arrested In >Rock
Falls Monday night on the charge
of murder of a Peoria grocer.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
WILL RUSH COURT
WORK NEXT WEEK:
ARRANGE DOCKET
Especial to The Argus. J

Aledo, Sept. 16.-But little pro-
gress was made today in the circuit
court and although numerous mat
tiers were brought before Judge W.
T. Church, several were taken un-
der advisement and others were in
the form of demurrers and motions.
A Encouragement of the docket was
made and more progress in the trial
calendar is expected to be made
next week.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
FIND HOoCh ON
) FARM;IS FINED
Cambridge kkhorities roh}iscaie
IS Gallons 6f Mo6usiine-
Can't locate Still 49,
lspscial Correspond anca. !

Cambridge, Sept. l6-Ralph war
nel, q farmer living. east Of CAM
bridge. was fined $3.50 today IN
Judge Telleen's court for Having rs
gallons of moenshine in his posses
sion, which the sheriff cpnfscated
Fred wade, hired man OF Warrey
bad some aiFfculty with his EN-
pleyer and. it is said. Informed ths
authorities who made the raid. The
still. however, was not found.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
CLUB WILL HOLD
CHICKEN SUPPER
AT MILAN CHURCH
(Snecial Corresnondence. !

Milan, ILL.,, Sept. 16.-The c. w.
club of the Presbyterian church
will give a chicken supper in the
church basement, Thursday even
ing, Oct. 5 at s o'clock. They will
give a fine program in the church.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
Political Adftr:isine
CHESTER {. THOMPSON
Nominee on Democratic Ticket for
COTlN1Y TREASURER
10 THE yOTEKs:

iU IHk fOt EkS:
At the Aprii primary my
lriends nominated me for the
mp, .aht liice Of treasurer
OF hoch Island county. Prior
70 that time | was not a can
dlaate, and while l appre-
Gated the honor my friends
ala me | realized that II the
election was TO be decided
along partisan lines my
enances of election on the
democratic ticket were slight,
and SO did not consider
seriously making an active
campaign. In the last few
weeks so many men and
women Of this county. with
out regard to party affi!iation,
nave told me that they are
dissatisfied with the way the
sHalrs of the county have
oeen and are being admin
.steret. and have urged me
% make an active campaign.
.nat ] have decided that II is
nv duty to get into the fight.
ne time between now and
reetlon is short and it will
: not be possible for me to in
.srVlew personally every
voter in this county. I pledge
you an active campaign and
uust that every voter will
IaSe careful inquiry regard
'as my qualifications for this
Important Office. have lived
y Rock Island all my life and
ccnool in 1911. Since that tim
saarles l.. Thompson, in the !
munfy treasurer, I pledge to y
s.lention to the public bushes
BUSINESS.
saeeton Tuesday, Nov. I, 1s3
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
CAR STALlSOn
.TRACkS;MlNls
BADLY INJURED

Especial Correspondence.)

Geheseo, Ill, Sept. l6.-Oscar
DfehEhan, well known farmer, who
resides southeast Of this city, was
very seriously injured shortly after
noon yesterday when the automo-
bile he was driving was hit by a To-
connective Of the Rock Island rail-
road at the stockyards crossing.
A train had been cut at the cross
ing. obstructing~ the view OF the
tracks. when M. brennan was
CROSSING the tracks his car stalled.
A second later a switch engine hit
the machine. Mr.. BRENNAN tried to
get out Of the car but was caught
and dragged with it for some dis
lance.
Is Badly Hurt
DR.. E. B. Gilbert, the local rail-
road physician was called and MIR.
BRENNAN was Immediately taken to
the Hammond City hospital. Exam
nation disclosed several broken
ribs and severe cuts about the
head and body. His condition is
not considered serious unless COM
plications develop. The car was
badly damaged.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
HAY REOPEN MINE
AT MATHERVuI,E
FIRST OF MONTH

Matherville, Sept. 16.-The new
cages for the Alden mine have al
rived and the tipple is being erect
ed. 1t is expected that work will
be started in the mine by Oct. 1, or
before.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

anu u6Q DdCh0Cuc
and had to 60 to
bed IS I could not
work. My mother
|andmywhole fam
lily always took
Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable
compound for
such troubles and
they inducedme to
try it and it has
helped me very
mitch I dom Il
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

Aiedo Church Notes

Il
fifst Preshgt6 risa-Dr. A. J. Az
fick. pastor. Sunday school 10 q,
M; morning service, ii q. M;
Chrtetian EndeavoF, sac p. M;
evening service, 1850 p. m.
. United PresbytsriAa-R J. B.
Pollock, pastor. Sunday school. 10
a. m; morning service. II a. m;
Young Peoples meeting. $50 .. M;
evening service, 1880 p. m.
Baptist-Rev. F. E., Pelton, min
lister. Sunday school, 10 a. m;
morning service, II q. M; B. Y. p.
u, 6:45 p. m. There will be no
evening preaching service. Services
at the Enon church will be Sunday
school, 10 q. M; preaching service.
u :46 p. m.
First Meth0dist-Duet to the meet
ing of the Central Illinois confer
ence at Rock Island there will be
no preaching service either morn
ing or evening. Sunday school will
convene at 10 a. m.
Swedish Lutheran-Rev. o. F.
(: Domeij, pastor. Sunday school.
.9:45 a. m, preaching in English at
10:45 a. M; evening service at the
usual time. Due 10 the absence OF
Rev. Domeij, who WILL hold COM
munion at the Sherrard church. the
pulpit will be filed by a student
| frnm the Augustana seminary.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
CRAMPS, PAINS
| and BAcKACnE
Isl. Louis Woman Relieved
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg.
etable Compound

St. Louis, Mo. -"I was bothered
With cramps and pains every month
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16
SINK SHAFT FOR
COAL MINE NEAR
SHEFFIELD, ILL
(special Correspondence

Sheffield, Sept. 16.-Fred Hay
den has leased the coal rights OF
A. w. Dix on the Dick Wilds farm
south Of Sheffield and is sinking
q shaft there. He has engaged ten
experienced miners from Kewa-
nee and will supply the greater
part of the coal used in the will
age Of Buda this winter. Hereto
fore the haulers from Buda had to
make long trips to the mines west
Of Sheffield for coal but the haul
from the Hayden mine will be less
than three miles. and the coal IL
Z Good quality.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

CON CON MEMBER DIES.
Jefferson City, Mo-. Sept. 16.-J.
F. B. Daniel. 81. member Of the
MisSnnfl oDn16tafa6n1l convention,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-09-16

Ali the news all the tima-Ths
Argus
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
WOMAN'S OFFICE BILL
PASSED IN MARYLAND

ANNAPOLIS, April 4.-To Miss
Mary f. w. Risteau the women Of
Maryland must give credit for Sc.
curing the passage of the admins
tration bill. which provides that
women shall be eligible to hold all
public offices and positions to the
same extent as men.
Although II had passed the senate
last week, the bill was reposing last
night in the house judiciary COM
mittee, OF which Delegate Hall Is
chairman. Miss Ristea told Mr..
Hall that unless the bill was re-
ported out at once she would secure
the signature OF fifteen members
and force it out under the rules.
Like Davy Crockett's coon. Mr.. Hall
came down." and he promised to
call a meeting of his committee at
once.
Miss Risteau had been led to be-
lieve the report would be unfavor.
able or that the bill would be attacked
by amendments. so she got busy en-
listing members TO help her in the
anticipated fight. To her great re.
lief, the report was favorable, and
the bill quickly was passed under a
suspension of the rules.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
Important Bills Die
As Md. Assembly
Adjourns.

ANNAPOLIS, April 4.-The
following measures Of general
interest died in committee with
sine die adjournment Of the
1922 session Of the general as
sembly last night:
To give the State police gen.
eral powers Of arrest.
To consolidate Baltimore
courts.
To tax and regulate near
beer saloons in Baltimore.
To abolish the Office Of State
purchasing agent.
The following measures were
killed:
The Anti-saloon Leagues
State prohibition enforcement
act.
The Hall anti-racetrack bet
The bill to make women
liable to jury service.
The constitutional amend
ment to remove all doubts about
the constitutionality Of submit
ting a liquor question to ref
erendum.
The bill to prevent candi-
dates from making secret
pledges before elections.
The Just Government League
"blanket" equal rights bill for
women.
In addition, the legislature
adjourned without having had
presented to it the following
measures for which a move
ment had been in progress:
The plan to draw new ward
lines for Baltimore city as
mapped out by Governor
Ritchie's redistricting commits
sion.
To make six legislative dis
tricts in Baltimore in the event
Of the adoption Of the increased
representation amendment at
the polls. The amendment,
however, gives the board Of
election supervisors power to
do this, their lines to stand I'M
til the legislature acts.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
Tonight's Radio Program

$50 to 1880 p. m.-National Radio
School: Code practice for amateurs.
1880 p. m.--Postoffice Department.
call letters WWx. 1160 meters; ra-
diophone marketgram. "
7:80 p. m.--white and Boyer, call
letters WITH, $50 meters; short
stories and special musical selec-
tons.
500 D. m.-westinghouse Electric
and Manufacturing Co.. East Pitts
hurgh, call letters KDKA, $50 me-
tiers: 1.-THE Legitimate Mining Busi'
ness in the United States and Mexi'
CO." q lecture by Marshall NJ. Hickey.
$50 p. m.-Entertainment by Arion
Male Quartet.
TOO p. m.-Westinghouse Electric
Company station at Newark. N. j..
call letters WIZ, $50 meters: Man
in the Moon stories and music for
children.
1880 p. m.-Food sanitation, lee
ture by Prof. w. Paul Heath.
500 p. Unpopular Concert by the
Brooklyn Teachers Orchestra. =.
$50 p. m.-Governors Island. call
WVP, 1,45O meters: How to Tune a
Regenerative Receiver" lecture.
900 p. m.-The Big News OF the
Week by the editor Of the Brooklyn
Eagle.
9:15 d. m.-Piano solos and spoken
recitations by Miss Sally Hamlin.
7p. m.-Detroit News. call letters
WV, $50 meters: Mable Dean Low
ry, soprano; and Sam Mandree, bari
tone; in songs. Lecture on music
by Edith M. Ruebekam.
1880 D. m.-American Radio and
Research Corporation. call letters
WBI, $50 meters, Stories for chill
dren; What We Hear With" a lee
ture by an official of the Red Cross
Marimbo solos by Arthur e. Has
keIl; what the Movie Camera Man
Is Up Against" by George w. Smiley
of the Pathe Exchange.
8 p. nc. ID. Tuska Company,
Hartford, Conn. call letters WQB
425 meters: Concert Of classical and
popular music.
10 p. Warrington Naval Station,
NAA. $500 meters: A review of the
days press news.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
STATE LOAN TO COUNTY
INSURES LEE HIGHWAY

BY the granting Of a $500, 900 loan
from the State Of Virginia to Fairfax
county the early completion Of the
Lee-Jackson memorial highway from
Washington to Winchester, Va, is
assured.
The new highway will pass through
Cherrydale, Aide, Berrys Ferry,
Wildwood, Boyce, Fairfax and Falls
Church. The route over the present
road from Washington to Winches-
ter is now 10 miles. This will be
cut to seventy.two miles by the new
highway. The road will be taken
over by the Virginia State highway
commission July /, when all toll
gates and ferry charges will be abol.
ished.
At Winchester the Lee-Jackson
highway will be directly tapped by
the new Shenandoah valley pike and
four other trunk lines.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
KARL
THREATENSNEW
/ COMPLICATIONS
Request He Be Buried on Home
Soil Denied-Mon archists
Contend Zita Is Queen.
by international News Service.

PARIS, April 4-The death OF
Charles. former Emperor OF Austria
and King OF Hungary. threatened to.
day to precipitate new international
issues.
Although Charles asked in his will
that his body be buried in Hungarian
soil. It Ia reported that the council
OF ambassadors has decided that the
corpse must remain outside Charles
old dominions, at least for the time
being.
Some dispatches say that the mon
archist5 plan to utilize Charles
tragic end for working upon the
sympathies OF the people to follow
the royalist cause. Others that there
is little possibility Of the monar'
chists attempting a coup.
Count Albert Alphonie, former pre-
mier OF Hungary, was quoted In
dispatch as saying that Otto. aged
ten. the eldest son OF Charles. is now
King OF Hungary. The Hungarian
monarchists contend that Otto's
mother former Empress Zita) Is en-
titled to rule as Queen until her
eldest son comes of age.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
INDIAN BEST CITIZEN;
FlAPPERS ALL RIGHT

CHICAGO, April 4.-The Ameri-
can Indian and the much-talked-of
flapper were given a bit OF oncourge-
ment yesterday by DIR. Samuel A.
Eliot, of Boston, who stopped here
for a few hours.
1.-The Indian" said DR.. Eliot. lis
growing in numbers and the modern
Indian has put away the barbaric
costumes and is becoming our best
citizen. The Indian woman readily
takes to the electric iron and the
wash machine"
What about our fIappers?"
What's the matter with them
the educator asked. II am sort OF
weary hearing the younger set dis.
cussed. They are all right
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
CAPPER INSISTS
FARMERS NEED.
HELPFR0MU j. s.
Bloc Plans to Put Agriculture,
PROSTATE Since War, on
Its Feet.
By SENATOR ARTHUR CAPPEH
(Republicanl.
United states Senator from Kansos.
Chairman Of the senate
Agricultural "Bloc."
written Expresaly for International
NeWs 9ervice.

AEricultural Bloc"
written Expresaly for International
News Service.
American agriculture, having q
capital investment reaching the stag
gering sum of $ss, zoo, 900, 900. lies
PROSTATE as a result Of the postwar
collapse OF Its market machinery
and the meteoric decline in value of
farm products.
The agricultural "bloc," born OF
the crying need for preservation of
the nations industrial backbone, has
taken up the farmers fight. This,
In brief, Ia the why and wherefore
of the bloc"
1t Is a movement for the common
good, as farming supplies S22 900.
100000 to the nations pocketbook
annually and fully half of it's bank
deposits. When this industry faces
disintegration 1t is time for high.
spirited citizenry to come to it's as.
sistance lest the whole fabric Of the
nations industrial life be swept
away.
A fourth of the 5000, 900 farmers
of America are insolvent today.
Agriculture is sick. The agriculture
bloc is championing remedies
which economists wisely urge to up
lift this fundamental industry. It Ia
question whether agriculture shall
be saved or the country lost. No
remedy can be too drastic under
such circumstances.
The bloc" is inspired by the com.
pelliig need to relieve the farmers.
No legislation champIoned thus far
by the bloc" can be termed class
legislation, for whatever laws favor
the farmer today also favor the
whole Of America. Business has lost
billions by permitting spectators to
prey upon the farmers. It Is losing
more billions today by not giving
the farmer a square deal"
This decline in agriculture has
been going on in every farming
State. Selling their products at a
loss: raising crops despite the
knowledge that the proceeds will
not more than meet the taxes on
their property. the farmers are
fighting with their backs to the
wall. The "bloc" Is taking a posi-
ton at their side.
The farmers must have relief
from the unequal price levels, from
the overburdening railroad freight
rates, from the speculation in his
products, from tight money mar
kets and from paralyzed rural
credits. To this end the agricul.
ture bloc" Is pledged.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
MICROSCOPE MACNlFiES
HEAT AND STARTS FIRE

NEW YORK, April At was just
q little microscope but as harmful as
an extra raisin in home brew.
The glass was suspended in the
show window of Lydia Weinig's shop
for men in the Bronx, and focused
the warm rays OF the sun on two
silk umbrellas.
The microscope magnified the heat
until fire started but the blaze was
put out by a policeman before much
damage could be done. Due TO
natural causes" said the policeman
of the fire.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
|USE "T|Z FOR SORE,
| ACHING FEET

Good bye, sore feet, burning feet,
swollen feet, sweaty feet, smelling
feet, tired feet.
Goodbye, corns. callouses. bun
ions and raw spots. No more
shoe tightness, no more limping
with pain or drawing up your
face in agony. "TIZ" is magical,
acts right off. "TIZ" draws out
all the poisonous exudations which
puff up the feet. Use "TIZ" and
forget your foot misery. All! how
comfortable your feet feel. A
few cents buy a box of "TIZ"
now at any druggist or depart
ment store. Don't suffer. Have
good feet, glad feet, feet that
never swell, never hurt, never get
tired, A years foot comfort guar
anteed or money refunded.
The Washington times., 1922-04-04
| |[[)|}lV1Ya!
Says an Optimist Isl Married Man Who Coe,
Home at Midnight With Only One Excuse.

first five years of his married life
figuring how he can get q home
and he spends the rest of his life
figuring how he can get out of 1t.
But q man has to get married
to really appreciate his club.
At the club he has dues, but
at home he has ""Don'ts."
Ono man got married and told
his friends that his club life was
very happy.
The average man would be
home by midnight, but II takes
him two hours longer to make up
excuses.
An Optimist h q man who goes
home with only ono abb.
As Brigham Young once said,
You can fool all of your wives
some Of the time, and you can
fool some of your wives all Of the
time, but you can't fool all Of
your wives all of the time"
You not only have to figure .
way to get out, but you also have
to figure q way to got back In.
OF course, some of the house
belongs to you. No matter what
you do your wife can't deprive
you of the mortgage.
Copyright, 1922, by Premier 1yndicst e, Inc