davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
TO AIR VERMONT ;
LEGION QUARREL
Committee From Veterans Bureau Hear
ing Charges Against DIR. Patton
at Burlington.

BURLINGTON. April 25-A special
meeting Of the executive committee. de-
partmcnt Of Vermont. American Legion,
convened here today to present charges
against DIR I Reynolds Patton. physi-
aian in charge of the war veterans
work in this district made by the execu-
tive committee that he is temperament
ally unfit to hold present Office.
National Vice Commander H. Nelson
Jackson. who with Department Adiu-
ant Allen Fletcher. originally brought
the matter to the attention Of the exec
ntiye committee, viii present the evi-
dence.
Patton. it is understood. is prepared
10 fight the matter to finish. and has
retained counsel for the purpose of pre-
sentirg his side of the story as force
fully as possible 1t is understood to be
bis contention that Fletcher, who is
head Of the veterans bureau as we'll as
department adjutant of the Legion. and
who is also strongly backed by Jackson,
has had ideas conflicting with Pattons
and that Jackson. too, has had various
run-ins with the physician. and that the
matter is 2 personal squabble.
The hearing is before committee
sent from the veterans bureau headquar-
ters IN Boston.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
WEEKS PLEADS
LARGER ARMY
Enlisted Strength of 115,O0O
: Men Not Sufficient
for Safety
WEAKNESS INVITES
AGGRESSION

Nc International Complications In Signt
but Greater Part of World Is In Con-
ditiOn of Instability - World Should
Know We Are Prepared.
WASHINGTON, April 25-The 49,
900 enlisted strength army bill passed
by the house provides q military struc-
hre below the safe minimum require
ments'' of the nation. Secretary Weeks
told the senate appropriations committee
today. il urging that appropriations for
the next fiscal year permit force of 13,-
0GO officers and 10000 men to be. main
tained in the regular army.
Il am aware of no issue that at the
present time threatens to involve us in
international complication" Mr.. Weeks
said. There is no evidence of foreign
design against Us. We must, however,
recognize that throughout the greater
part of the world a condition of insta-
bility prevails which renders the perma-
nenee of world peace uncertain. %+t~
at is certain that to remain weak
and unprepared in the face of such sit
cation is to invite aggression. 1t Is more
over essential not only that we maintain
a reasonable state of preparedness but
that it should be a matter of interna-
tional knowledge that we are 80 pre-
pared" The army needs ''stability"
more than anything else.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
SEVEN PAPER
MACHINES START
High Water Subsidies in Bellows Falls
and International Paper Co. Hooks
on Another Machine.
Especial to The Reformer.l
FELLOWS FALLS. April :

bIlI4IlNJ " = It -t1lI4lNt i ILIi u
Previous to a shutdown because of
high water about 10 days ago the Inter
national Paper CO.. was operating six
paper machines out of a local total of 10.
On Monday. the water having subsided.
seven machines were started to their
full capacity.
Every stone in the pulp grinding de
partment is running. and conditions. of
production previous to May l, 1921, when
the strike was inaugurated. are again
normal except that three machines in
the sulphide department are not run
ming. The officers of the pulp and paper
labor unions insist that the strike is
still in progress. but the. company Off
cials say the three machines are idle
only because of trade conditions.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
France Threatens Rupture.

LONDON. April 25, ASSOCIATED Press
There is reliable information, declares
d Central News despatch from Genoa
today. that NJ. Barthou of the French
delegation received this morning explicit
instructions to insist upon the terms
contained in Premier Poincare 5 speech
of Monday. The French delegation, says
the message, has declared it would press
for a 4S-hour ultimatum to Russia or
else break from the conference alto
gether. Premier Poincare : speech ere
ated great CONSERVATION in conference
circles. it is added
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25


PAWTUCKET, r. l., April %
Strike picketing at the plant OF the
Jeuckes Spinning Co., where man was
killed two months ago, was marked by
another shooting today. Almiro Almeida'
one of several picketS who had become
involved in an alteration with Negro
on his way to work. was wounded by Il
bullet. one of several fired by deputy
sberiffs in their efforts to disperse the
crowd. The bullet lodged in the back OF
his neck.
As the shots were said to have been
fired in the air and on the ground 1t was
assumed that the lead had ricocheted be-
fore striking Almeida. 1t was removed
successfully.
At the opening hours today pickets as
sembled in a street adjoining the Jenckes
plant where Almeida is said to have
STONED the Negro and tried to dlssuade
him from going to work. An alteration
followed. The sheriff tried to diSperse
tbe crowd and firing followed.
Almeida was arrested, pleaded guilty
and was sentenced to 60 days in Jail
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
REOPEN 46 COAL MINES.
Operators Make Concerted Effort to Re
sumo Production.

FAIRNIONT, W. Va. April %
Operations in y additional northern
West Virginia coal mines, closed when
the strike was called. were started yes
terday. This is believed to mark the be
ginning of a concerted effort by the
operators to resume production.
On the Charleston division of the Bal
timore & Ohio 81 mines were working,
as against 20 on Saturday, while eight
additional plants on the NIonongaheia
division were reOpened.
Other additions to the working list of
mines included two on the Connellsville
division of the Baltimore & Ohio, four
on the Cumberland division of the same
road and two on the AIOrgantOwn &
KingwoCd road.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
.CHERRIE TELLS Of
WILDS OF BRAZIL
RecOunts Story of Journey
With Theodore
Roosevelt !
AUDIENCE OF 250
IN BAPTIST CHURCH

Noted Explorer Appears Under Auspices
of Troop =, Boy Scouts of America,
and Relates Experiences in Charting
River Of Doubt.
Prof. George X. Cherrie of Newfane,
companion of Theodore Roosevelt on his
famous expedition of discovery through
central Brazil for the American Museum
OF Natural History, gave Il very inter
esting illustrated lecture on this eXpedi-
tion before about 250 persons in the
Baptist church last evening.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
PALMER TREAS. s25,O5s SHORT
G. E. CIough Awaits Action by Grand
Iur.- on Charges Of Larceny.

PALMER, Mass, April 25.-The
shortage in the accounts of George r.
CIough, former town treasurer. now
awaiting action by the grand jury on
charges Of larceny, amounts to $50
O52 65. according to report submitted
bv State Auditor Edward II. FentoR to
Theodore Waddell state director of ac-
counts. a copy of which report Town
Clerk John F. Foley read last night to
not more than 20 citizens and others
present at a special town meeting.
0lough has placed the discrepancies at
about 800 600
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
WITNESSES CALLED
FOR GRAND JURY
Will Give Testimony To-day i'm New
fame in Murder Case of State
Against Mrs. l.. i. SteaTnS.
Especial to The Reformer.)
REIIOWS- FALLS. April

lIla4AaN " y T -ailtlE1. @tI5EII -.
Subpoenas We're served Monday on u
local persons requiring their presence
before the grand jury at Newfane today
to testify about the murder charge
against Mrs Lynn l.. Stearns. whom the
state claims shot her husband at 40. )
Oak street March 30.
On Saturday an operation was per
formed ON Mrs. Stearns in the Rocking
ham hospital, a silver plate being at
tached to the broken bones in her leg to
hold the pieces together They had
failed TO unite since she jumped from a
third-story window and fractured the
leg at the time of the trouble with her
husband March 30. The broken bones
had been set three times. DR.. Ridden
and DR.. Blodgett performed the opera
ton
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
Odd Fellows Temple

Tuesday. April %. at 7.30 p. m.--Reg-
ular meeting of Dennis Rebekah lodge.
There will be social hour after the
meeting
The /. o. o. F. viii present benefit
picture at Latchis theatre April "a and
25.
Wednesday. April 26.-Regular meet
ing of Friendship circle Supper at 6.15.
Thursday, April p, 80 p: m.-Reg-
ular meeting of Ladies' Auxiliary he-
hearsaI of degree after the meeting.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
IRISH COMMANDER
SHOT DEAD TODAY
Confronted by Armed Men Who Deiib-
erately Fired at Him-Several
Arrests.

DUBLIN. April % (Associated
Press -Brigadier General Adam
son. commanding the Athlone bri-
gade Of the regular Irish Republican
army. was shot dead today near the
headquarters of the independent Re
publican forces in Athlone An Off
cial communique issued from head
quarters of the regular army in this
city said:
"Brigadier General Adamson was
suddenly confronted by a group of
armed men who ordered him to
throw up his hands.
The general being alone complied
and while his arms We're raised the
assailant deliberately fired into him.
Several of the mutineers' officers
were arrested
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
VERDICT AGAINST LEY CONCERN
Must Pay w. G. Sayres of North Adams
Sum of $3.50 .92.

pITTSFIELD, Mass. April 23.-A
jury in superior court late yesterday
afternoon brought in a verdict of S2S2.92
for the plaintiff in the case Of William
G. Savers of North Adams against Fred
T. Ley, Inc. of Springfield. The plaintiff
sued for $3.50 for work and materials
used in repairing a steam shovel owned
by the defendant which had become dis
abled The defendant admitted the liabil-
ity, but disputed the amount of the bill.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
Masonic Temple

Tuesday. April %. at 7.30 p. m.-An-
nual meeting of Webster Lodge of Per
wednesday. April 26, At 40 p. M
Bratt1eboro Lodge, No. 102, f. and A.
NJ. Special communication. Nj. NJ de-
gree.
Thursday. April 81. at 7.30 p. M
Annual meeting of Brattleboro lodge
Stated communication.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
Red Men S Hall

A regular meeting of st. AIichaels
Court. No. 574. G. O. F., Will be held
tonight at o'clock. Come.
T. A. Austin, II. S.
Thursday, April %, s p. m,-Regular
meeting of Pocahontas Council, No. 4,
ID. of p. Election of delegate to the
.C. Y. p. c. Past chiefs night. Corn and
veniSon.
Dance every Saturday night.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
GwLYM MILES AT GREENFIELD.
Sings This Evening at Benefit Concert for
American Legion.

GREENFIELD, Mass, April %
Greerfeld's Orchestral society of 40
musicians will give its annual concert in
Washington hall this evening under aus
pices Of Lieut.. John ]. Calvin post.
American Legion, which is in need of
funds for its various activities. The
soloist with the orchestra will be
Gwilym Miles. a noted Welsh baritone,
and the concert program viii be under
the direction of Charles NJ Bickford At
the conclusion of the concert there will be
dancing.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
St. Michael's Church
(EpiseOpai.)

Wednesday. April 20, at 730 p. M
Regular meeting Of the Woman's Auxil-
iary to the presiding Bishop and Coun-
Gil, in the parish house
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25

Scoutmaster Roger NJ. Aiken intro
duced Prof Cherrie as one who had a
wholesome and instructive entertain
ment to give.
In introducing his lecture, Prof. Cher
Continued on Page 81
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
First Baptist Church

Tuesday. at 7.3O p. m.-Christian En-
deavOr society.
Friday. at p m.-Junior Endeavor;
7.3O-Church prayer meeting.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
THE WEATHER.

Fair TOnight-Cloudy ard Probably
Showers Wednesday
WASHINGTON. April 25-The wea-
ther forecast: Fair tonight. Wednesday
cloudy. probably showers in the interior
Moderate northwest winds.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25

William II. Startup has been appointed
postmaster at Proctor, in place of J. L.
Welsh, resigned.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
Universalist Church

Wednesday, April 26, p. m.-Troop
/. Boy Scouts
Thursday, April -, 3 p. m.-AIission
Circle. The mite boxes will be opened at
this meeting. We hope for a large at
tendance.
Daughters Circle win meet with Mrs
Julius Leach
Friday, April IS, p. m.-Junior
Union.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-04-25
PICKET SHOT At
PAWTUCkET PLANT
Attempts to Stop Negro
from Going to Work In
Jenckes' Factory
DEPUTY SHERIFFS
FIRE ON CROWD

Almeida Not Dangerously Wounded -
Bullet Removed from His Neck ana
He Is Given so Days Sentence In
Hail for Disturbance.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15

aalarmngly increased No doubt nbont
'hat. IT is not increasing now how-
ever and hasn't up to year ago"
ihe Governor discussed the cr;t;c;sm
wn'cn has been directed recenti~ ~.
against the State Parole noard .,n;.s fo, ~
::en,ency IN paroling desperate cr;n,
mas lie said he did not think MA,
any action Of the parole board ~" ar. :
counted for the "crimc wave" Tho
novcrhor received letter from Com-
noaore Frank S. Hastings. Of sands
fo'nt. l.. J.. representing a c,ti,arN, a,"'
u1inin',tee OF that place. who com
pia'ned of the lenicncy Of tho nsrolo
,,"ar U"ard. Commodore Hastings Iabored ,u'd
hnoe. inc impression that the state
BOARD paroled Luther Boddy. The norro 70
VINO shot and killed Detectives Rucl lIa''
ana Her The Governor nn,cti '.ls ,.
corrected that impression. pointjnr o,t ~, ),
that 1t was thc Municipal Parole Co''' vu'
MISSION which released Boldly.
me Governor said that ne had die
eussed some cases with mcmhnrs
the parole board. and that tbo, I, 1'
WAYS were glad to receive anv e,,..aa
.'ohs IN regard to bcttcrinp ,ho .s
L' stln' nc SAID that it was not imnroh
ao!e that way might he fo'.I' "'' oo-
,,'shten up the rules regardinr tba 70
'I"se OF prisoners. lie said he ov,,o,.
e' 10 give tn" subject more study
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15

this seemed to be necessary to relieve
the housing situation.
The suggestion that the Lepislaturc
should give the cities power to extend
the tax exemption ordinance. to en-
courage more building, also was dis
cussed. The time limit expires in
June for the beginning of building CON
struction to obtain tho benefit of the
ten-year tax exemption
Referring to Mayor IIylan's speech
yesterday at the Mayors Conference in
Buffalo, in which he suggested +ho
Legislature should INVESTIGATES +bn
state government. because the stato
budget since 1914 had increased 90.
per cent. while the New York City
budget had increased only 70 ner cnu,
during that period, the Governor so;d
he was not sure that the Mayor,s e ~ ~
urcs were correct, but that at any rata
the state budget WAS not ;ncrcos;,,ss n.u
now. sing
81 do not know whether that !. j..
correct statement or not" said t,"
Governor: The state BUDGET hno ao
aIarmngly increased for tho Ia ."s t"S
wears. think the percentage nrohai',,' In
IS wrong, but the state budget H. y
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15

cutters and Butcher Workmen ofAmer-
lea that the strike has been officially
declared off. About four thousand
workers were affected by the strike.
which was called against J. J. Harring-
TON SWIFT. the United Dressed Beef
Company Swift. the New York Butch
ers Dressed Meat Company tArmour).
the Nagle Packing Company (Cudahy).
Joseph Stern g. Sons Morris) and viii
son d Co. The firms affected by the
strike have been operating all their
departments for the last three weeks
and have made no concessions to the
striking union"
1t was sa d by prcsentativcs of the
packers that while virtually all the
skilled workers among the strikers
would be reinstated, many of the un-
skilled workers would not be taken
back
No statement was issued by the
union.
CHICAGO. Jan. l4.-Thc action of
the New York packing house workers.
union in calling off the strike there has
not changed the national aspect Of the
situation, Dennis Lane. secretary Of
the Amalgamated Meat Cutters and
Butcher Workmcn Of North America
said to-day
"The situation is just the same as it
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
Judge on Hunt for CRATER
Man Indicted Under McIntyrc's
Name Questioned

Edward Walker. thirty-thrcc years
old. Of the Mills Hotel. who was given
the alias of John +. Mcintyre in an in
dlctment for burglary returned on Fri
day, was summoned to his chambers in
the Criminal Courts Building yestcr-
day by Judge John +. Mcintyre and
questioned as to his use of the judges
name. According to tho Judge. some
one has been soliciting money from
his friends on notes signed with his
name, and he has been trying to find
the culprit. Pure chance threw Walker
into his hands, for the robbery ihdct-
mcnt was filed in his court as a matter
Of ordinary procedure. After he had
talked with Walker some time without
ascertaining whether or not he was the
man he wanted Judge Mcintyre sent
him back to the Tomhs to await trial
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
4,OOOPacking Plant
Workers Here Call
Oft Months S Strike
Employers Say Many Tn.
skilled Laborcrs Will Not
BE Reinsiatcd: Walk-Out
Elsewhere Is Unchanged

The strike of packing plant en-
ployees against the local big Five"
subs ldlaries, which began December 10.
was abruptly ended yesterday, accord
ing to an announcement issued bv the
Eastern division of the Institute of
American Meat Packers, The result
vas a defeat for the strikers.
The packers issued the following an
nouncemcnt:
The six New York meat packing
hrmS against which strike was called
|n peTcmber 10 have been notified by
John Kennedy, president of tho Ncw
ork local of the Amalgamatcd Mcat
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
Gov. Miller Here.
Predicts Extension
OF the Rent Laws
With Lockwood and
Untermyer Regarding Re-
port To Be Made by Com
mittee to the Legislature

Governor Nathan l.. Miller held
florence yesterday with Senator
r,.rles c. Lockwood. chairman of the
LIN, Legislative Committee. and Sam
...al'ntermyer. counsel to the commit
-. Il the Hotel Plaza. The Governor
ii they discussed the prospective re-
~. Of the committee. The proposed
.~,.nsion Of the rent laws. which he
,.yors. he said. was taken up and he
,,sl il for granted that they would
:. extended. The Governor declared
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
January White Sale
McCreery Quality
Linens
IS to y less than former prices

w lIclHef lC DC Uel1catc WOnOrOlSlN
wrought decorative linen YOU seek. or
durable. absorbent towcling free from lint
YOU will find it in this sale at prices SO low
they have been revelation to many
All Linen Irish Satin Damasl Table Cloths
and Napkins
Cloths, size 7Ox70 inches. each, 375
Cloths, size 7OX88 inches each, 4.75
Table Napkins to match doz. 500
Heavy Quality, Irish All Linen Damask
Table Cloths and Napkins
Cloths, size 72X72 inches. each SIS
Cloths, size 72x9O inches each $50
Cloths, size 72x1OS inches each. 900
Napkins to match.
size 22x22 inches doz.. 7.25
size 24x24 inches doz. $50
Scotch All Linen Huck Towels, hemmed
doz., 500
Irish All Linen Huck Towels, hemstitched
doz 600
All Linen Scotch Crash Toweling Red or
Blue borders. vd.. Csc
Irish All Linen Glass and Pantry Toweling
Red or Blue checks vd.. 29c
(Sccond FIoor)
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
Aluminium
kltChenWares
Lowered in Price

Those who purchase these Kitchen
wares secure double saving in that they
obtain Housewares of proven durability
at pronounced reduction.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15

was month ago. Mr.. Lane declared
Local packers. however. said that
only about 800 union men still re-
NAMED out and that they would not be
taken back. All the union men who
w'll be rc-employed have already re
turned to work. they said.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15
Luggage
For the Southern Trip

Good luggage speaks SO favorably Of it's
posscssor, the wonder is any other exists.
1t lasts indefinitely, but does not neces-
sarily mean expense, as these special items
illustrate. Every piece of McCreery
Lifelong Luggage is Of guaranteed
construction. which insures remarkable
staunchncss and durability.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-15

Full size Mendel Ward-
robe Trunk with 10
hangers and shoe pock-
cts. 1t is built on
three-ply veneer bass
wood frame, covered
and lined with hard,
vulcanized fibre. 29.5
Steamer size to match.
Special, 27.50
Regulation Wardrobe
Trunk, m a G on
three-ply veneer bass
wood frame, covered
and lined with hard
vulcanized fibre; 10
hangers, 4 drawers, a
laundry bag and shoe
box. Locking device
that locks all drawers.
1875
formerly 5000
Full-sized Wardrobe
Trunk made on three
ply veneer, Eastwood
frame, fibre covered
and lined; open top
with m e t al edge
groove; ten hangers
and four drawers, shoe
pockets. Special, 1880
(F1h Floor)
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-23
THE REFEREE
By Albert Apple
RuM-RuNNrNG

R~INItINNI<G
a. tna,i.s".- - Ia ,orch u,,h +,
49,. ais,ui.. m. ~ d.. r,rlo.d ~ whisky and
a. sfaaa 80 - trs.,n.,, ncrson In NesIco
~, ~ y nnl,s s,snnsan, II ron,.a ,cross Inc lated
s,n,o' ~ ner,nii,ed m 10 now by law.
Nv,.te ~. whi.kv frclybt ca, il In nm AmericanI
~ ~, ~ 4, is ,rotsn mo hy Inc boo,lerg~r
~. rant. ~ sun awey
tts,Itl., dnrsn', caro IL, has hs money
'annulnh uisun,' 49,, : ss'' s. ~ .nrnS.In,
,rr-" w. H. ,nsetnsry e,nn.,rnec in MesIro All
-. III, hoan,dr,i s,s.a.am.nt
~, ~ ~ n.,tonai snnre,aa conrt now rules Tim,
80. 49, sr"r, M fara.un nor, 10 another. can
hc e",eS on Araersesn territery under the %pro.:bI,
~
~ y ~. -ht.p. ,.at. . ,.e,n, ss,ica
Wv - O"' wy atus wAx
,, vi,han, = ,no,or 4. boiny hull, lv
IN arpsanv ~" = az 1a.,an ~ eai" i, =
Ent"unu n"s'' HiSar ~ ~, ~ r,ussis
~ 20 !. sonrins tIrd
pN,,, !. a'naas y, .ti.,ss aa.,h 4, /. w..L "A, "A
"" -. a., u,.h,s ~, noca.sarny
whfn az fne'.e, ~ hlr ."ens 80 4 ~.
81 r.ur.p-"" h""' '' ~ "
- nlnu.ss a.no.c, .,,,,.,.t-y,ns r,aro ,yu'
"a mo'S "s,,.. !. ta,.
heN"' MY. " m,"s !, ,nann,n. ~ A. Thu
no,' o'inn ~ ana snos, ~ ~ sr.
VOC, =" rpseu ""'''' """' w." ""s
sPe'"-"'on"''' u.oxp.,a
n..u , corrscuo,, /, 80 nrs u.n,y = pe,ls,t
.om n !" .ho", b~r nsrr,srs 40 year AGO ON re
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-23
Tom Sims Says:

A fool and his straw hat ARC
soon sat upon.
The trouble with n girl throwing
herself al a man II she has TO puck
nst tpi up at4erwaro
There isn't any payday for labor
Ina Under a ueiuaiun
In Paris, they are wearing straw
dresses. People who wear straw
dresses ahNiid Keep away from
lawnmower'.
our objection to banquets II we
hate 10 minis "a meal.
Fordney was once a fawmill
hand but that hasn't anything 10
do with tho tafin lOg rolling
Real estate men might sell lots
by advertising Ilrt ,flcafs
People who tnlt IN their sleep
should stay awake In church.
This paper shortage In Germany
fsn a paper money shortage.
This prixcfighter writing novels
cxpocis them TO have the punch.
Wcttcst town IA the 4. 3. IL In
Mississippi. n got washed away.
Lots OF us can src how the
styles have changed by comparing
our suits with the new ones.
TaNis or taxes, they cost n lot
without going very far.
IT'S perfectly natural to sing,
oh. say can you sce7' after a
bootleg party.
With malaria starting. this Ia tho
time for all good lemons Ia come "a
the ndc Of their country.
The skinny have n slender chance
of keeping cool; hut the plump
they have a fat chance.
Now they viii make windshields
Of unhrcakable glass: hut no
driver has an unbeatable neck.
Cost OF n chicken dinner depends
on how many chickens you invite.
June brides are quitting their
office jobs hecnuFe they are other
vito engaged.