Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-01-18

A Lady Grear
ave must treat our ok with re-
! speet. She belongs to he Revolu-
tionary Danes where sheame from"
Where did she come om?"
Mexico"
And while ordinary bQty may be
only skin deep, a dinpk depth de-
ponds upon how far 70 fall for it,
opines Otto Brown.
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One Ranger Engh
Some decades ago thel was a riot
down in Texas and a hry call for
help was sent to the Te,s Rangers,
an organization that in the days was
something different fronthe collect
ion of mail-order eowboysf today.
The Governor wired blk: Rang
ers en- route" The shelf met the
train. One lonely Range-little ole
Bill Macauley-go got off. ne sheriff
said: "Oh, my Lord. wheYs the rest
of the OUTFIT" crest, ELL" said
Billy, you amt got but onriot here,
have you?"
No wonder that AssistanPostmas-
ter E. NJ. Nye is such a go member
of the male quartette.
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If you save your pennies lie dollars
will take care ofthe lawyer No breaks
your will.
A New York newspaper sss that
house that was once occupie,by Cap
tain Kidd is still standing inhat city.
That's nothing. There are several
houses in Viroqua occupied b restau-
rant proprietors.
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Carol is good sized girl ow, but
we can remember when we sw Fred
( Wheeler
Not Much Difference
Just back from the South Seas 2"
spent 10 years there" sid the
Copra King.
''Do the styles in women's lothes
shock you sinceyouhave come hme ?"
"On the contrary, they seemtamil-
lar"
Why can Gilbert Walling see mick
ell on the ground quicker thar any
body else? Why because he isaear-
er tn eground of course.
A determined effort is being made
to ban the Ku Klux Khan. TIL, day
is past when night hood was in FLYER
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The Star Spangled Banner an
old song when you stop to thinkthat
J. w. Sanger as early as 1870
'Tis bobbed cat that carrie nc
tail.
4 When Paulsen Bros. are real lusy
Vic Buckles right in and gets. the
work out.
i Christmas cigars are made By this
thief who was given enough rope, say
a Viroqua man who received seera
boxes.
Indications are that this seasn o
depression will cut the sucker cpp il
half this year.
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That certainly was some jole o
the amateur Viroqua moonshinei VIII
couldn't get any kick into the stu
and found it hadn't worked because !
put loaf sugar into it.
We Are for II
To make the punishment fit the crin'
And cause these speed -fends woe,
III tell the world they should sew
time
A-scorching down below.
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! 1t comes to our ancient history ia
Andover, England, was named ate
a burglary which occurred there. Ga
i it?
: |
} Lawyer: $50 you want a diverC
from your wife. Aren't your relation
PLEASANT"
Client: mime are, but hers are II
most unpleasant lot ever met"
What a difference It makes where
comma is placed. The other night {
, leaving the Masonic hall we heard
man say to our city engineer Lets g
, home Brewer"
Willie's Accuracy
Miss Cade-"Nilliam give me ii
meaning of Forum"
Willie Schrode-'I can't give 20
the definition, but / can use it in
sentence to explain the meaning"
Miss Cade-"Alright William"
Willie-"Do you see those girls e,
ing down the street? Well I'm fo
UNI"
An Ode to Shirt
A soft shirt is social break
/ like it.
II satifies no parlor snake.
/ like it.
It's soft within, it's soft outside,
It doesn't scartch or tear your hid
1t lets your Adams Apple slide,
] like it.
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To see him walk down the sire
you'd think j. Henry Bennett.
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All About Henry
| Henry's great interest in the Muse
Shoals property may be due to Il
natural affinity between shoal al
; a Ford.-Nashville Southern Lumbe
! man.
And cranking Fords suggests mu
Icle.
The stork has visited the home
: Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Allen Shaver,
, Ahesville, N. G. You say it.
4 Jack Schmidt is a good pastry m.
> but you ought to see F. NJ. Baker.
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The Good Old Days
An old Scotchman was threaten
with blindness if he did not give I
drinking. "Now, MeTavish," said &
J, doctor, ats like this: You must eth
!, stop the whiskey or lose your ey
l. sight-and you must choose" "a
q Irrpel doctnro said McTavish DIN