The Llano colonist. [volume] (Llano, Calif.) 191?-1937, 1922-04-29
Vitriol and Violets.
ALANSON SESSIONS

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Agitators in the steel industry are
summary TO be jailed. Thus sayeth|
the Law and the Profits.
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When Lady Astor ran for parlimentI
she was frequently heckled BY radicals.
10 one Of hervdissenters she made this
crushing rsbuke: :. You villain, shut
lup!" With few more such brilliant
thinkers, the radical movement will BEL
utterly destroyed.
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Says the Anglo and London Paris
National Bank: All that can be done
lin the present crisis is to appeal to the
sound sense and patriotism of the Am
erlcan people to stop all efforts to I'M
crease wages Of prices and declare a
truce on all wage controversies. I In
short, let the workers starve and the.
profiteers profit.
LmHa Goldman IS now being paid
the coin of the realm for writing dia-
tribes against the Soviet Government.
/ When you probe under the fine phras
les of the anarchist you always find the
potential anti-revolutionist.
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The President Of Stanford Univer-
sity suggests Theodore Roosevelt as a
model for our younger citizens. AL
standard dictionary defines model 8
las a small imitation of the real thing.
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Elmer Smith, attorney for the Gem
tralia wobblies. was recently deported
from Humboldt County BY the Ameri-
can Legion for speaking on free speech.
This will teach these wretched agita-
tors that democracy is not to Be trifIed
with.
1855
Newspaper headline: Woman held
For Murder Breaks Down. Some
day the historians will say the same.
thing of the capitalist system.
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Ebert Gary's formula for dealing
with agitators; Hire thugs to shoot a
helpless woman full of holes and then
crack her Uranium with clubs. This
makes for law and order.
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David Barrows, President of the Uni
versity of California says that the Boil
sheviki are crooks and thieves and
ought to be decimated. One is remin-
ded Of Ingersoll's epigram: Colleges.
are places where pebbles are polished
land diamonds are dfmmed."
James Whitcomb Riley once remark
ed TO Debs that writing poetry was
sometimes like giving birth to rough
shod colt. The task Of extracting the
truth about Russia from the daily press
is equally as painful
Those who read Of the atrocities per-
Ipetrated daily against the negro cannot
help but agree with Mark Twain:
Man was made at the end of the
weeks work when God was tired"
The man who cannot save money, = q
says Andrew Carnegie, of library cor
ner-stone Immortality, "can not and
will not do anything else worth while. .
The keen insight displayed BY Carne-
gle is shown BY the fact that Thomas
Paine, Percy Shelley, Oliver Goldsmith,
Keats, Coleridge, James Watt. G. j.
Holyoake. William Lloyd Garrison, T.
sus Christ, Emerson, VoItaire, Rous-
seau, Ferrer. Socrates. Aristotle-not
one Of them could, Or would save mon
ey. And look what worthless scamps
they werel
Chris Columbus made an important
discovery. but there's many an immiy
grant here who wishes that Chris had
been content to shine shoes nGenoa.
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One OF the hopeful signs of an awak-
ening social conscience in the Chris
tian Church is the fierce struggle among
the preachers for soap boxes from
which they may denounce the coal bar
ons' violation Of contract with the min
ersl
Three men rob San Francisco gro
Ger. Turn about is fair play.