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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

Dress materials that do not rum
pie are popular with the young peo-
pie. Smooth cloth tells no tales.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

Some people have a hankcring for
riches. while Others have only the
riches.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

The fellow with a straight back
does not always have a straight mind.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

The self made man i often all
self
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

When a man achieves greatness he
likes to cover up his smallne~.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

Il Is no disgrace TO try 10 DO right.
even though you don't succeed.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-09-21

ture and distribution. has resulted
in price quotations far below what
you'd expect on tires known to be
better built and more enduring
Practically every important race
event for three years has been won
on Oldhelds. The Wichits Tes, Run
IN which an entire set OF Oldheld
Cords covered 3l.626 miles on rough
roads proves the mettle Of the Most
Trustworthy Tires Built in every
day driving.
The Master Driver and Tire
Builder has given the public a new
standard OF tire wear and tire cost
a true economy that every car owner
should know about.
Your Oldheld dealer has these
facts-talk to him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-19

THE milk and ice cream concerns repre-
have been selected for recommendation
ers by Stuart T. Todd, milk and dairy santa
specion in each instance of premises and proc
ws-Times Only those conforming to a
sanitation and whose methods insure SAFE
character have been rendered or permitted
ing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-19
Paste rized
Milk anHCr
Wholesale and r

The South Bend Pure Mix Company
the purpose of providing a high grade nj
the Studebaker Corporation which co
time has been taking the entire output
was installed in a new bJSdine erecte,
with capacity larger THANH Is necessary
ker demand. Specially selected farms ar
milk supply sufficiently large to warrant
business to handle family trade in the S
ing the same high grade product that
Studebaker plant.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
INVITATIONS

And I'll request your presence.-Shake-
speare.
rYERE Is a nice little problem in
II etiquette that may perplex some
of the brides who are making plans for
spring weddings.
Suppose, for instance, that woman
of mature years and independent
position in life who possessed no near
relatives is about to be married, and
suppose because of the fact that she
is without family ties she herself must
make all those arrangements for the
wedding that would usually devolve
upon the brides mother or aunt or
other woman relative. 1t may be that
she is to be married at church and
that she wants to invite her friends
and her husband-elect's friends to the
ceremony and to wedding breakfast
or supper following the ceremony at
her own home where she has lived
with no other companion save an old
and trusted servant, or it may be that
she and her bridegroom want to en-
tertain their small wedding party at Q
hotel wedding breakfast following the
ceremony. Who then should send out
the invitations?
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
ED. HOWE'S FAVORITE STORY
WeIl-Known Kansas Editor Takes
Pride in EffectuaI Way He
Squelcned Bore.

e. w. Howe of Kansas has been
something of a traveller. He made
number of trips abroad and went
twice around the world. 1t was on
his first trip abroad that he encoun-
tered one of the sea hounds whose
chief boast is concerned in the num-
ber of times they have crossed the At
lantic. Mr.. Howe tells the incident as
his favorite story.
as this your first trip the sea
hound asked Mr.. Howe on the occa-
sion of their first meeting. Mr.. Howe
admitted that it was. We'll" said
the sea hound, 1--WE crossed the Allan
tic 40 times" ION the second day the
sea hound again put the question to
Mr.. Howe and again vouchsafed the
same observation. He repeated 1t at
frequent intervals during the trip.
1t was on the sixth day, after the
sea hound had again spoken OF the
number Of his crossings, that Mr..
Howe said to him: "By the way, have
YOU ever been to OmahaY The sea
hound said he never had. "Well." re-
torted Mr.. Howe, II go there every
week" k."-Philadelph Public Ledger.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
LAMENT OF THE PENCIL

SEI DECLARE 1 am tired to DEATH"
said the Pencil as it was dropped
into a tray beside the pen and other
desk folks,
why didn' you stay at home as !
did," said the Penholder. "You have
been gone all day. Where have you
beenY"
"You may be sure did not choose
to go away was the answer. didn't
you see that I was taken out Of the
tray this morning when no one was
looking? / was carried off to a place
called school and there was made to
do the hardest sort Of work. Just
look at me; an inch shorter than was
and worn to stubby point as well.
l am sure have walked miles since l
last saw you all"
do tell US about It." urged the
Fountain Pen, who was always keen
to hear the latest news, as it was
really more up to date than any Of its
companions. do you mean that some
one used you instead of a pen?"
"That is just what do mean,' said
the Pencil. ''The one who carried me
off first dropped me on the floor and
broke off my nice, sharp point, then
he sharpened me with funny cap
shaped thing, and off came a piece OF
my wooden coat; but at last l was
given another point and then my trOu-
bles began.
II was made to walk up and down
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
SHOULD BE FINISH TO THIS
Probably Some Readers Would Like to
Know Just What the Lieutenant
Colonel Said.

Private Washington Lee Johnson had
just come up with the requirements
and. not never having had no luck
a-tall. went on sentry duty the first
night in the new camp. In the wee.
sma' hours along blew the lieutenant
colonel who had reputation for be-
ing one hard-boiled guy.
HALT Who goes dar?" beloved Pri-
vate johnson.
"Officer of the post"
There was long and painful silence
while the sentry racked his brain
for the proper thing to say. Then the
officer snarled:
"Well, why don't you say some.
thing? Are you going to leave me
standing here like this all night?'
"Nossuh," answered Private John
son in relief as a flash of inspiration
came. mo, indeedy. sub. At ease! J!
American Legion Weekly.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
FOR CHILD'S BOWELS

Even a sick child loves the "fruity"
taste of California Fig Syrup" II the
little tongue is coated, or If your child
Is listless, cross, feverish, full OF cold,
or has collie, a teaspoonful will never
fail to open the bowels. In a few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly it works all the constipa-
ton poison, sour bile and waste from
the tender, little bowels and gives you
q well, playful child again.
Millions Of mothers keep california
Fig Syrup handy. They know tea
spoonful today saves sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine
california Fig Syrup" which has d.
rections for babies and children Of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say California" or you may get
an imitation fig syrup.-Advertisement'
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Couldn't Control Sneeze.

Margaret, age three and one-haif
wears and a confirmed early riser, had
repeatedly been warned to keep very
quiet when getting up in the morning.
in order not to disturb her older sister.
who was convalescing from a recent
tonsil operation. About the third morn"
ing. under the new regime of quiet
ness, as she was tip-tceing across the
bedroom to her mother, who was wait
ing in the hall. she succumbed to
violent and uncomfortable spell OF
sneezing. AS soon as the paroxysm
was over. she raised troubled blue
ewes to her mothers face and whis-
pered, sorrowfully: "Muzzar, was
still, but 1 just couldn't make my
sneezer be still"
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
LUCRETIA

rHOUGH Lucretia was the name
> borne by the notorious daughter
Of the Borgia. 1t Is one Of the quaint
at ana most old-fashioned OF names
q this country. II II far cry rom
ancient Rome to modern New Eng
lsnd, but the name has completed tne
transition with very few changes 20
mark the staRes u IT. evolution.
there are two theories among ETY.
moloeists in regard to the original
source Of Lucretia. Some contend that
4. comes from the Latin word iucrum.
meanine .Eain.s and, for that reason,
Lucretia y ,said 70 signify gain- On
ths other hand. there = much evidence
to prove that its rsal source was e
- Latin word tor nght lux Aaa
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

"But at last my troubles were at
an end and l was brought back to my
home. which l never expected to see
again, and l am so tired l cannot say
another word"
Then over rolled the poor, tired
Pencil sound asleep, while the Pen
holder and the Fountain Pen and the
big blue, pencil looked sadly at thelr
misused companion and sighed.
"This goes to prove what nave al
ways thought" said the Fountain Pen
"children should never use things that
do not belong to them. Poor Pencil
Ill never recover from thl hard
treatment he has received today and
hope we will all be fortunate enough
to escape his sad fate"
(Copyright)
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

n->E ting 1 no standa for ees some
- body maka fool weeth me. getta
born cen olda country and ! dunno
somating, yer mooch bouta Engleesh.
But dat ees no indicash my mudda
gotta foolish keed
Eef l can finda one guy l am looka
for lasa week puncha hees nose so
harda l can. ] never see dat guy, but
he maka somating / read and ees no
straighta goods. georgia de Wash he
no tella da lie one time and hees papa
maka heem da president. But dat guy
lasa week he tella so many lie l BETA
you seexa bits he never be da vice
president.
One day maka da aeever clean and
I tella my girl on da phone eef she
wanta go for da ride. She say ALA
right and tella wot time / am gonna
come up? say bouta half pasta seek
and we go somaplace and hava da sup
per.
You know i lika dat girl and was
payday, too, so wot care for da leetle
expense. Mebbe somaday l tella her
she gonna marry me, dunno. been
plenta trouble before so no care yer
moOch.
But starta for tella you b0uta dat
guy. Me and my girl 60 out cen da
fseever. / aska where she wanta 60
and she say mebbe some other town. !
see one sign on da road wot gotta
hand pointa one way and says DE
tour" never been dat town, SO !
tink ees ALA right buy da supper
there.
/ maka de fieever 90 30 fasta he can
but we no getta some place. Was
plenta sign tella where ''Detour" was.
but no town show up. For tree. four
hour we 60 een dat feever try fnda
dat place. But da town Of 'Detour" ees
gonna way for da vacash, tink.
Ny girl she getta preety hungry ana
aska me where we gonna eat. say
we gonna eat cen "Detour" eef can
md. She say we no find because dat
place ees no town-jusa road.
Den she tella me ! am craze cen da
head and say she gonna home on da
streeta car. She no treata me good
seence dat time any more. ! sure like
TO linda da guy wot maka dat sign or
NOVA da town, no care wheecha one
Eef he tolda me straiehta goods mebbe
i no losa my girl.
Wot you tinF9
Copyright,
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
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across and over miles Of white paper,
and. oh, you should have seen the
dreadful spelling and the untidy fg-
ures that l was forced to make!
You all know that the one who
usually sits at this desk uses us In the
most artistic manner and never do we
have to make mistakes or make
crooked figures or letters"
"No, never" said all the desk folks
poor Pencil, how you must have suf-
fered."
"But that is only part Of the trag
edy," continued the Pencil. II was
sometimes put in the mouth Of the
one who made me work so hard and
that made me feel very uncomfortable
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
The Right Thing
at the Right Time
Bv MARY MARSHALL DUFFEE

The old time idea was that woman
should never send out her own we'd
ding invitations even though she had
sessed no one who stood to her in the
place of a parent or guardian. But
good usage now permits woman to
issue her own wedding invitations when
there is no one who would convent
emily do this for her. To be sure, a
young woman would seldom do this,
but the privilege is not restricted to
women who have been married before,
However, when this is done the bride
does not have the invitations wOrded
thus: Miss Jane Smith requests the
honor of your presence at her mar
riage to Mr.. John Brown, but instead
she uses this wording: "The honor
Of your presence is requested at the
marriage Of Miss Jane Smith to
Mr.. John Brown on the afternoon. ETC."
In the event that the bride has both
or either parents, their names would
most emphatically be used either in
the invitations or announcement of q
marriage If bride is motherless.
then the Invitations or announcements
are sent out in the name of the father.
However. II motherless BRIDE is to
be married at the home Of an aunt, then
the invitations are sent out in the
name of the aunt and her husband.
1t would be perfectly correct for a
father. II he had no convenient home
of his own, to have his daughter mar
ried from a sisters home, when the
invitations would run:
Mr.. John Brown
requests the honor OF your presence
at the marrige Of his daughter
Jane Louise
to
Mr. william Smith
Thursday afternoon April twenty-flrst
at half past three
at the residence of
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Brown
225 Fifth Avenue.
(Copyright)
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Movies and Roads.

Since the movies came to the noun
tains roads have changed. Last sum.
mer l looked about the dusty hall
where the pictures are shcwn. The
people from my valley were there.
and 1t was evident that they were
accustomed theatergoers. Whether tho
movies are wholly responsible for this
latter miracle, l cannot say, but do
know that no mountain man Is going
to labor at roadbuilding when the
road leads only to markets and the
dentist,-Celia Harris in the Outlook.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
leok for Name "Bayer" on the Tab.
lets, Then You Need
Never Worry.

II you want the true. world-famous
Aspirin. as prescribed by physicians
for over twenty-0ne years, you must
ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The name "Bayer" is stamped on
each tablet and appears Oh each pack
age for your protection against imita-
observation-disclosures
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

FOR COLDS, GROUP AND PAINS.
Use Vacher-Balm it relieves at once.
AVOID INVITATIONS.
If we have no agent where you live,
write for a free sample to e. W.
vacher. Inc, New Orleans, La.-Ad'
yertfSempnt
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Had the Proof.

A Sunday school teacher In
PENNSYLVANIA town did not seem In
clined to accept the assertion of one
Of her girl pupils that she had been
cbristened in an orthodox way.
"How do you know you have? asked
the teacher with a smile.
Because" said the little girl. II
have the marks on my arm."-Milwau-
kee Sentinel.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Mo Chance for a Change.

"Are you still Mrs. Ashby?" he asked
when they met, after lapse of cou-
pie Of years.
"Oh, yes" she replied. "My hus
bands too busy to stray from the
straight and narrow. and l don't care
TO because it's so common"
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes

That itch and burn, by hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter. espe'
cially if little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum Is busted on at the fins
ish. 25c each.-Advertisem
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Avoid "smokers Throat"

1t is often said that you do not get
oil Of tobacco in cigars. This is a
mistake. The oil is there and is no
more burnt away or evaporated than
in pipe. 1t is drawn to and con-
densed In the end of the cigar between
the lips of the smoker For this rea.
son cigars should never be smoked to
the last inch. Certain connoisseurs
will never smoke cigar more than
three-quarters Of the way through.
Smoking cigars to the bitter end pro-
duces smokers throat" AS soon as
cigar begins to taste bitter, throw
It away.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Naturally Qualified.

what makes you think your boy
Josh will be a good jazz performer?'
Because" answered Farmer Corn
tossel, 'he can stand most any kind
of a noise without getting nervous"
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
W. N. u, MEMPHIS, NO. s--1s22.
The Real Test.

"a speechmaker nowadays" ssid
Uncle Eben, "ain't satisfied VIII ap-
plause. De real test Of his eloqu.'
ciousness comes at de conclusiOi.
when he takes up collection"
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Jud Tunkins.

Jud Tunkins says some men are
like thermometers. contented to hang
around and see what's going on with
out helping things one way or another.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18
Opposing lncIInations.


tThe man has horse sense"
perhaps that is why he Is after
the grass widow."-Baltimore Amer
ican.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

An ounce Of common sense Is worth
a pound of book learning.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

without idealists we never would
have got out of our caves.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

It is a wise debutante who never
shows how "wise" she is.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

It is better to have loved and lost
than to have TO pay alimonv.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

Besides that his teeth would some
times almost bite off my point.
"Then he dropped me on the floor
again and some one stepped on me.
although I was fortunate that time In
not having a sharp point. so l was
not injured, though my feelings were
certainly hurt.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-03-18

Lovely Mary Bott, seventeen-year
old manicurist, Of Union Hill, ne"
Jersey, has been adopted by Lillian
Gish as a protege. Miss Gisn mas
started Miss Bott on moving p'cture
career. Directors say Mary is a "l'v'
ing image" of Lillian.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-04
Land Law Hits
Americans Owning
10 Million Acres

CHIHUAHUA CITY, Chihuahua, Mex
leo, July ABOUT 200 Americans own
ing more than 100000 acres Of land
viii be affected by the new land law
which has been approved by the state
legislature.
Nobody lin Shihuahua can own more
than 1000 hectares of land, (about o.
400 acres) that Is entirely under cultl-
walton, the law provides. Nobody can
own more than 1000 hectares Of land
that Is half irrigated, or more than 5000
hectares Of dry farming land. However
holders Of the foregoing amounts OF farm
land may hold as much as 1000 hectares
Of grazing lands.
Under the law. within the sixty days
from now (about September u persons
holding more than that permitted by law
must make a selection of what they de-
.,re to keep, and the balance must De
narceled out under government super
vision and offered for sale. Contracts OF
sale must allow the purchaser 20 years
in which to pay, under partial payment
Man. Interest must not exceed five per
cent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-04
Caveney Spiked In
st Louis Game
And Is Retired

ST. LOUIS, July 3.-Cincinnati hit
Haines hard in the last four innings
and won the first game of the series
from Cardinals here today, to D.
Cayeney, Cincinnati shortstop' was
snilxed in the first inning and forced
to retire. Kimmick. who replaced him.
got three hits out OF four times up.
Stock hit a home run in the fourth
Couch and Hargrave; Haines and
Clemens, Ainsmith.
NEW YORK, July s.-The Giants
turned back the Dodgers at the Polo
Ground today by a score Of Q to 4.
Phil Douglas had the better Of three
BROOKLYN hurlers, Grimes, Sherrod,
smith and Jimmy Murray, a new
southpaw from Syracuse University
who relieved Smith and was not
scored upon In the eighth. -Four dou-
BILE plays executed by the Romans neld
the Giants down.
Grimes, Smith, Murray and Miller,
DeBerry; Douglas and e. Smith
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-04
MAY PROHIBIT
LEONARD BOUT
WITH KANSAS
Indiana Governor Sends Ulti-
matum to Sheriff.
COSTLY STADIUM WAS
ERECTED FOR FIGHT
May Coming Under Law Allow
ing Boxing Contests.


INDIANAPOLIS, md, July 3.-Decision
as to whether the Benny Leonard
Rock Kansas boxing contest shall take
place at Michigan City, Ind, tomorrow
rests with the officials of La Porte coun-
ty. Governor Warrent II. McCray de-
clared late today.
The governor in telephone communities
tion from Kentland, his home, told Miss
Adah Bush, his secretary, that he had in
formed the prosecutor and sheriff of
LaPorte county in which Michigan City
Is located, that he expected them to do
their duty
Go Ten Rounds.
Leonard. lightweight boxing champion
Of the world, and Kansas are matched to
box ten rounds The contest Is to mark
the opening Of a new concrete stadium
said to have cost many thousands of dol
lars.
Following announcement at the govern
or's office that the contest would be pro-
hibited If It should be adjudged by the
LaPorte county officials as being prize
fight the sheriff at Michigan City. Will
liam e. Anistis, said 1t was his belief
that the bout would conform to the In
diana statute which prohibits prize
fights but permits boxing contests.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-04

the independent Order Odd Fellows OF
FLORIDA win spend about ten days in
west Florida visiting the lodges in this
district. Thursday night. July 8. he win
meet with Pensacola Lodge No. at their
hall Belmont and Bayien streets
Plans have been arranged to give Mr..
Scoffield a warm reception and an invi-
tation has been extended Warrington,
Powelton, Century and Bagdad to meet
with Pensacola lodge.
All visiting Odd Fellows are cordially
invited. After the meeting refreshments
will be served.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-04
ELECTS FLORIDA
CITY that IS NOT
YET ON The MAP
lllroad Employees Union Has Tremen-
dous Faith In Fiorida's
Growth.

MIAMI, Fla, July 2.-F1oridians have
abiding faith In the future Of the state
ID are regarded as probably the most
Iumlstic people in the country In that
spect, but the Brotherhood Of Railroad
Fanmen has gone the most optimistic
tive one better. The big railroad en-
pyes union has selected as the site
} Its 1926 national convention Florida
Pity which Is not yet on the map.
In Hollywood.
When II was announced from Toronto
Gently that the trainmen would meet
rse years hence in Hollywood, Fla.'
iwpapers in the state questioned the
ectlon. Some suggested that perhaps
name had been garbled in transmits
pa on the wires and that 1t should be
pllywood, Calf. while others thought
might be Holly Hin, Fla. Holly Hill
flag stop on the railroad between
Fmond and Daytona.
Not California.
Inquiry at headquarters Of the train
en In Cleveland, O., developed that
Cllywood, near Miami was the place
lmed but that in selecting 1t the or
|nisation had provided that in the
|snt Hollywood could not accommodate
convention Of 1928 the meeting would
held in Spokane. washington.
florida residents are confident the
avsntion win be held In Florida.
II New Town,
hollywood is a new town being built
F'nteen miles north Of Miami. 1t has
railway station, although the Florida
vt Coast railway runs through the
Ice. Hollywood on June Is had eigh-
% residences, two business blocks with
@nSined total OF nine stores and eight
dces
A ioo.room hotel Is now under con-
Notlon.