The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-01-27
THINGS WHAT MAKES
YOU ENJOY LIFE

Well folks, seein' es how all the
big hallabaloo NV the holiday sea-
son has gon ITO be sum things NV the
past n ever BUDDY has got it all fig
ured out if they wus the bird what
got stung err if they put it on top
NV the other poor prunes what they
done their merry swappen with, why
most ever lbudy kin git settled down
to the more serious things Nv life
N begin to enjoy theirselfs again.
| Howsumever it seems like there is
alluv the times sum bug what has
done got his self in the ointment Nv
pure n unalloyed joy SO es there is
| all the times sum things what sticks
| into the back NV Yolkes's heads N
jest sorter keeps things kinder JAZZ
zed up so es they amt all Nv the time
jest sure whether they is cumen er
goen er if they has got off onto their
ehads er their feets which same how
ever don't make much differents es
1 has seen lots NV poor fish what had
most NV their understanden on the
bottom sides NV theirselfs, n es fer
es looks is CONSERVED why If any
BUDDY wus to toss up ia jit to tell
which WIS which er the other why
lit would cum down tails ever time,
which Nv course don't proove nuthen
but es the philosifer SEE, it shows
which way the straws is blower,
which same is bout all any BUDDY
wants to know anyway.
Now one NV the things what is
botheren these mavericks what is a
foaten Ground promiscuss in the
duck pond NV unwedded bliss is,
whether when they kisses one Nv
these james if they wouldn't Nv done
better to NV kissed the side Nv the
barn where the paint aint so fresh
es it seems es if painters collie has
got lots Nv these poor gasaboos goen
onto the tobogan long fore any Nv
these sed james takes mercy on 'em
n ties one NV these wedden bells
round their necks N start to drillen
Fem to be chawfer fer a go cart. Now
there is one bunch NV behring's wha t
seq that what they makes covers the
earth, the same bein paint rs guess
they Wus purity near tellen the
} truth only they should Nv sed all
cepten the mail half n I amt quite
!, the other day what had joined the
painters union, the only thing I aim
} quite sure es maybees he had only
been eaten too many pancakes n
! they wus beginner to break out.
Wv course the mails aiM got n
double hitch N a down hill pull or
these things what is a botherer
: them es the james has few things
what sticks into their craws like {
lump NV gum in a kids hair. Nov
2 this same what is a botheren TIN
: james what amt all ready picked :
e lcrab apple off NV the goose berr,
= bush is will he pop the question q
will he won't Wv course all NV thu
females sez this here pop question
q haint nuthen in their sweet youn'
4 lifes but when a woman SEE it ain
why it is N when she seq it is i
amt also the other way bout. Nov
9 es I always takes deep pleasure u
: hhelpen any n all Nv the fair dam
. sells why I is goen to give 'em Z
pointer so es they won't lose an,
9 Nv their beautiful sleep over some
l. N the same is that men folks is jes
like pop corns es the hotter they git
g 1.-The more they pops SO all Nv tn
5. james kin 90 ahead N git all Nv zen
es hot es they wants to.
Els fer what is trOublen the mar
ried folks why all any budy has +
do is to keep their ears open n thes
y two what is only one will git all u
q the linen out n give it the air e
v the chummy roadster NV matrimon
"a usually has a bolt er two what i
q loose er else amt striker on all u
e the cylinders n most Nv the time
J. they has more gas n they know
what to do with, so they makes
}. gas attack on all ct sundry wha
IS happens to git in ear shot
# O. TWISTER.