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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
Be Healthy-and You'll be Lonesome
By James j. Montague

The next time you read in any
book OF maxims that health and
happiness go hand in hand. don't
you believe il.
You can be healthy II you want
TO. nothing Is easier. All you need
20 DO is to follow the rules. But
you won't be happy. You will be
utterly miserable. It isn't ordained
that two blessings such as health
and happiness shall be enjoyed by
one and the same person al one
and the same time. Try r, II you
like. and you'u find out.
The last time we got out OF
health We went 20 the family doctor
10 ask the reason for It. He looked
Us over and said that II must be
| something we were eating.
AS long as you eat in your own
! home" he said you can supervise
your food. and see that nothing de-
| ieter.Ous gets into Il. But you prob
ably go out 70 dinner now and then,
and that Is where you take chances
Food that IS perfectly good for
| other People-becaus they have
got used 10 it-wont DO for you at
all.
Refuse anything 10 which you
are not accustomed on the ground
! that it probably isn't wholesome
Don't touch anything that is set be-
| fore you II your host or hostess de-
clines 10 tell you exactly how Z was
prepared. Then when you get home
you can eat something from your
own kitchen. and you will be al
right"
We tried that for a while. with
the result that we offended a num-
/ Der OF very nice people. one OF
whom asked us 10 leave the house
| before the salad had been served.
OF course, when anybody asks
| you to leave their house your feel
ings are injured and sharp words
ensue We lost the friendship OF
! those people for all time-merely be-
| cause we told them what we thought
about them before we left.
At another place we took an ap-
| parently alcoholic drink that had
been offered US and were quietly
| pouring IL on the floor when our
host inquired if we thought ne was
/ trying 10 poison US
Shaking Hands is Taboo.
When we replied that It came "a
/ the same thing-that we would just
as soon die Of mallgnance as by &C.
cident-he flew into o rage and told
Us never 10 darken his door again
But we are still alive and probably
would not have been If We had
| drunk the stuff.
! Driven in 10 our own dining room
for all our meals We at least knew
what we We're eating, but II didnt
help us much We continued =
| flag. and 10 have all the symptom,
| people have. who have never taker
| tho medicines so strongly recon-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
Short Furious
By Kin Hubbard

Children are great institutions.
They don't only half way hold a
home t'gether fer a few years. but
they give parents somethin' { think
about besides 'emselves Babies
bring estranged relatives t'gether-
they thaw out rich grandparents.
an reconcile mismated couples.
Children give tn neglected wife
somethin' L live fer, an often bring
tn erin husband = his senses TIL
advent O. tn first baby revolutionizes
home. specially a cramped apart
ment. TIL young husband then
realizes fer tn first time that he's
really handcuffed-that he's tn re-
sponsible head O. real aggregation.
instead o a dollin' up station, an
tn girl wife begins [ think Of all
tn things they'll do after tn little
darlin' gifts big enough L leave alone.
TIL first baby makes a real-fer-sure
partnership O. marriage Tn low,
Overhangin' dread Of a splitup dis
appears, tn mere, loose bow knot o
matrimony becomes a link o. steel.
Wnllt III Aoul uOi4iI pldLtQ WtuQ4n
ring is reinforced by a mutual in
terest that's stronger than all tn
vows an jewelry in christendom.
TIL real business o. marriage has be-
gun when tn first baby comes. Tn
tong years o. feedin'. an trainin', an
washin'. an dressin', an guild. an
education tn child. have started
Maybe tn home'E be blessed by
other children as time goes on. In
that event tn work o. raisin' EN- an
putting EN- on a payin' basis may
cover many years But tn time A.
nally comes when tn children are
all scattered an gone. an then tn
parents. II they're still Twin tgeth-
err are free = see Niagary Falls or
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20

buy a roadster. or visit tn children
or do any ole thing that strikes ther
fancy. Maybe they kin split up if
things are 10 prosy. Theirs allus tn
possibility of a married daughter
comm home L roost. but she kin
hunt up an aunt If her parents hap
pen 4 be estranged. or off on a little
trip. Married sons are not allus
doin' as we'll as Their mothers say
they are. but they usually keep away
pretty well. But parents have very
generally done Their part an are en-
titled { a vacation by tn time In
last child tears out. Nothin glad
dens tn hearts q parents like good
well-t'-do sons, an happily married
daughters. Theirs a feelin' o pride.
If not security, that comes over tn
parents Of kind. rich son, that
can't be exaggerated, an a feelin'
o. relief IN KNOWN a daughter is all
set that battles adequate descrip-
ton. What could be finer than a
big, noble son fer a father L lean
on, one that's workin'? or what is
sweeter than a smilin', respectful
daughter Z tighten a mothers load.
an help her pick out pair O.
pumps? How a father likes . say.
Henry talks some o visitin' us this
year IL his firm kin spare him" an
how a mother likes L say. "Ellie's
dom Jest tn best kind" We sup
pose tn ole time honored custom o.
raisin' families II 60 on forever
with tn same caryin' success that
has allus attended tn Industry.
Finley Newcomb an wife celebrated
Their sixtieth weddin' anniversary #
tn county poor farm. last Tuesday.
an received stout vanished sane
an a fancy wooden fan from cher
son at Leavenworth prison.
(CnnvriEht 1927
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
Call Conference on
Oil at Sea Problem

WASHINGTON. Aug 19.-(By L.
p An international conference OF
the principal maritime nations OF The
world Will convene here this winter
at the invitation of the United States
10 consider measures TO be taken 20
rid the world seacoasts of the MEN
ace 10 fisheries. property and mlgra-
tory birds in the Increasing pollution
Of coastal waters by oil elected from
steamships.
Pres't Harding. acting IN compli-
ance with legislation enacted recent
~ by congress. has authorized Scc'y
OF State Hughes TO issue invitations
10 the conference. and as interd epart-
mental committee representing tho
Departments Of State. War. Navy.
Commerce. Interior. and Agriculture
and the shipping Board is az work
determining which nations will be
invited and formulating agents for
the conference.
Rep. T. r. Appleby. New Jersey.
in whose state are some OF the fines.
bathing beaches on the Atlantic
Coast. notably that at Atlantic City,
is the father OF the conference. H
introduced and secured passage by
congress Of bill authorizing Pres't
Harding TO call IL.
II is intended that the result OF
the conference will be an interna-
tonal agreement whereby each ma
zion will pledge itself 10 see tina,
masters Of ships flying is flag VIII
exercise every precautiOn in the
election Of oil from their ships and
in no case will eject 4 where IL VIII
irift shorewards. Because no na-
ton has jurisdiction on the nigh
seas beyond the three mile limit. an
agreement is the sole manner in
which the object can be attained,
domestic legislation being inopera-
tive.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
1T Is A PLEASURE

To cali at a place where you can
find what you went after. This shop
ping all around town ond not get
ting what YOU want is hard on The
nerves You won't need nerve tonic
and spend all your money If you can
get Il in the habit OF coming 10 our
supply store We will be glad 10
show you that il viii be a pleasure
20 call again. 22E-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
Jazz Song Gets Negro
Comedian His Freedom,

CINCINNATI O.. Aug .9.-"The
Jai. House Blues" sung IN police
court the other day before Judge
Yeatman and Congressman A =
p stephens. the judges guest. won
freedom for William NJ Ford negro
comedian and director OF the
string Bean Jazz Babies" a troupe
consisting OF seven dusky chorus
girls and the leader He was ar
rested for stealing a yellow dress.
which he said he meant 70 use as a
costume for one OF his gals"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20
OtherE ditors Than Ours
SHOWDOWN
cleveland Press }

The timid-feaTing prosperity is too good TO be
,rue-get out their telescopes and search the BUSH
sky for clouds You hear many wonder II
"therel be a showdown this fall"
Wise men the head OF the steel industry.
wcGthervans OF general business. do not seem TO
think so.
from the mines, far this season hree-fourths
bigger than in the corresponding period year ago
steel would be building up their stocks
CT ore unless reasonably sure they Will need il this
winter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-20

Money 20 loan on new South Bend
homes. First mortgages. INQUIRE
Conservative Life Insurance Co
Home Office, South Bend.
Advt.-21s-tf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
CITY'S AUTOC
GROUND PRAISED

Augustus automobile camping
grounds. directly opposite the State
capitol, are very highly spoken Of in
an article. Motor Camping Is the
Life" in the June issue of the Auto
moblist.
That part of the article referring
to the Augusta enterprise reads as
follows: Augusta, Me, has provided
well for her visitors by establishing 4
well equipped automobile camping
grounds directly opposite the State
capitol in a nine-acre park known as
| Capitol Park. This camp is admir-
ably located high above the winding
kennebec with 4 commanding view
of the surrounding country and yet
far enough away from the heart Of
the city as to be quiet and undisturb-
ed from the turmoil Of the city itself
From an observation stand, far out
on the bank of the river can be sene
the beautiful Burleigh Pavilion, the
State hospital, the old United States
Arsenal and short distance up the
river, the city itself. This plot Of
land is one Of those rare beauty spots
sometimes met with in the heart of
! the city, bit of natures wonderland
with its verdure and wild life that is
a delight to the tourist.
This camping ground is equipped
with chemical toilets, two fireplaces,
| free fuel, running water and electric
! lights. Fresh bread, meat and gro
ceries may be had from nearby stores
/ and Augusta has long ago equipped
/ Itself to meet the needs OF tourists as
/ to automobile supplies, repair work
and the like. BY an arrangement with
the Y. NJ. c. A. which is located with
in five minutes walk Of the camping
ground, one may secure hot show
er or swim in the COmmodious pool
| at a nominal fee. Thus Augusta,
standing as the representative of the
State Of Maine, bids her visitors well
come"
The article also shows a picture of
| the camping ground, similar to the
! picture which was used in the Ken
nebec journal several months ago
when the Journal printed a story
about the auto camp ground.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Names Bank Men
Get Together Here
Good Time Saturday

II looking for one Of Names bank
men tomorrow the best chance Of
finding him will be right here in Au-
gusta unless all signs fail. The chair
man Of the committee on arrange
ments, Hon. Chas. S. Hichborn. is
much gratiffed by the pr spect for a
large attendance, and the weather
being propitious, there is every in
dication that this annual get-together
will be one of the best, which is say
ing good deal and saying more may
safely be left to the visitors.
The two banking associations, the
Maine Bankers Association, Guy p.
Gannett. president, George A. SAT-
ford, secretary and treasurer, and the
Maine National Bankers Association.
Chas. S. Hichborn, president and Z.
5. Kennard, secretary and treasurer,
will hold meetings at the Augusta
House in the afternoon Saturday.
Following the banquet, which will
be served at I Z. NJ. in the main din
ing room of the hotel, there will be
addresses by the Under Secretary Of
the Treasury, Hon. S. 3. Gilbert, the
Comptroller Of the Currency, Hon. ID.
r. Crissinger, and Hon. E. w. Wheel
err Of Brunswick is expected to speak
on Transportation. Mr.. Gilbert will
speak on The Rcfund.ng CT the War
Debt. The committee has not yet
learned the subject Of Mr.. Crissng
er's address. Chief Justice Cornish
will be the POSTMASTER and there will
be no vacant seats at the table.
On Sunday, from u tC Z. NJ, the
visitors will have a buffet lunch at
the Augusta Country Club, where
they will be the guests Of the club. 1t
is expected that at least one hundred
and fifty will be in attendance onSthis
annual meeting.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
SUMMER FOLK ON
PENOBSCOT BAY
AT DARK HARROR

Sir Auckland and Lacy Geddes with
their three younger children are pleas
anty located for the summer at Dark
Harbor, where they are occupying the
Rice cottage. next door neighbors to
the j. Murray Forbses of Milton and
just across Gilkey's Harbor from the
Charles Dana Gibsons who are on
Seven Hundred Acre Island. While it
has been rumored that the ambassa-
dor plans to pass several weeks in
London in the early summer he has
not divulged bis intentions since com
ing to Dark Harbor and will remain
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
VASSALRORO

NORTH-Mrs. Guy Ganuett and
Miss Marion Brown OF Augusta will
/ be at the Methodist church yestry
Thursday evening. June 10th, at Z
o'clock. to explain the ballots to the
voters of Vassalboro. Men and wo-
men OF both parties are cordially in
vited.
Mrs. Roy Hayes, Miss Esther
Carnegie and Thelma Poulin left
Wednesday for Unity, where Misses
Carnegie and Poulin will visit Mrs.
Roy Hayes.
Work has commenced on the Lo-
we'll Grammar school grounds for
the two-room, one-story addition.
Citizens hope it Will be completed
by fall.
Friends OF Supt. z. J.. Toner will
be sorry to hear that he has resigned
to take up a new line of work. He
and Mr.. Glenn NJ. Starkey of North
Nassalboro are going to open a
school supply house, located at Port
land. Me.
Voting booths for the primary
election, June 10th. will be at the
Town House. North Vassalboro
schoolhouse, and at Getchelrs Cor
ner. The candidates for legislature
from the towns of Vassalboro and
! Winslow are w. A. Mariner and
Nettie c. Burleigh.
All veterans OF the World War
from the town of Vassalboro are in
vited to be present at the meeting
Thursday evening, June 10Th, at 7.3O
in Golden Cross hall.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
BELT ASI
Spencer Stevens

In the midst of the lovely garden
flowers of June, which lent their frag-
rance as well as beauty the wedding
Of Miss Chastene Althea, only daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. William f. Stew
ems. was united in marriage to George
Elden Spencer, formerly Of Milford,
Mass. Thursday. The ceremony was
performed by Rev. George c. Sauer of
the Baptist church of which the bride
has been a member and active worker
for some years, and the wedding
march by Mendelsshon was played by
Mrs. Lloyd Mckeen. Given in mar
riage by her father, and attended by
her sister-in-law, Mrs. Roland z.
Stevens OF Portland, and her little
nephew, four-yoars' old Paul Stevens.
The groomsman was her brother Roll
anl T.. Stevens, of Portland, and the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
NATIONAL HOME:

Officer Of the day. Capt. Charles A.
Dunno.
The returns from passes Thursday
were George X. Parks from Worces-
ter and Charles W. Frost from Wat
crville.
The returns from furloughs Thurs
day were Michael Kerrivan from
Worcester and Richard Forsett from
Bangor.
Burroughs have been granted to
Ensley S. Potter to Lewiston; Jere-
miah DAILY to North Nassalboro, and
Edward O'Brien to Cambridge.
The moving picture program for
Friday evening will be: THE Bonnie
Briar Bush" with a special cast; a
Pathe News, and comedy entitled
Let Me Explain"
The Honorable Board Of Managers
arrived here Thursday on their an
nual tour Of inspection. In the party
were Gen. George II. Wood, of Dav-
ton; Capt. Roy c. Nelson. Of Logans-
port. Ind; Hon. James S. Catherwood,
OF Hooperton, ILL.,; Capt. Roy L. Mars
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
TO SAY FAREWELL
COMMANDANT ORDERED
TO OTHER S. A. POST

Commandant and Mrs. T. A. Ma
see of the local corps of the Saliva
ton Army have received orders from
Colonel Mcintyre of Boston through
Major r. L. Hughes of Portland to
bid farewell to Augusta, Maine, June
18th and be ready to proceed to an
other appointment on Wednesday,
June 2Sth.
The Commandant states that he as
yet has not the faintest idea as to
where he is going nor as to who his
successor Will be. lie added: Miss
Carrie kirkland will accompany us to
our new field OF labor, and OF course
little Ruth will also be compelled to
leave her beloved school and friends"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
WEITEFIELD

Among the recent visitors at Fair
view farm were Mr.. and Mrs. Carlton
j. Gilbert and daughter. They were
accompanied by Mr.. and Mrs. Morse
and children of West Gardiner, Mr..
and Mrs. Dexter Kensell Of the Cen
ter, Mrs. Caddie Moody Of Pittston
and Mrs. Frank Robbins and Miss
Marcia of The Fins.
Miss Lulu Robbins is assisting
Miss Clara Palmer, who will soon
entertain her brother. Fred, and his
family of New Bedford, Mass.
Myron L. Palmer, II. E. Palmer,
and G. 3. Gaffam are doing Mrs. E.
3. Nilscn's farming,
Mr.. and Mrs Arthur King and
Miss Eva Turner were visitors
Tuesday, at NJ. l.. Palmer's home.
Dexter kensell was in Augusta
Tuesday,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
GIRL SCOUTS GIVE
HOSPITAL 500

The Girls Scouts OF this city hav-
i"- disbandcd. have made a gift TO
TIE Augusta General hospital Of 500
i'r the purpose of repairing and re-
i:riahing the reception parlor at
" City hospital. The Ladies' Aid
II the hospital are to furnish the
'ance needed and together will
so tie hospital facility that has
long been needed. The thanks of the
hospital are extended to both organi-
ions for these most acceptable
l.lts.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Art Spaulding: to
Hold Another Dance

Art Spaulding will hold another
dance in Elks' hall, Waterville, on
Tuesday evening, June 90 Everyone
who likes dancing-and there will be
hundreds of visitors in the city at
that time-will want to be on hand
to enjoy the unusually good music Of
Meyers Society orchestra.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
NOTICE
SALE Or GECURITIES

The undersigned, reserving the right
10 accept or reject any offers therefor.
win sell at public sale. $2l,o00.OO, face
Value of first mortgage seven per
cent bonds. of Kcnnehcc Paper Com
uanv. dated July Is. 1920, at the Of
1.n rf Walter NJ. Sanborn, 2S3 Water
EOt..t. Aug sta, Maine, on "Wednesday,
Jlnr Il lH21. at 10 A. NJ.
First National Granite Bank
of Augusta.
by c. S. HICIlBORN,
fna-IG President
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Baccalaureate Sermon
At Universalist Church

The Baccalaureate services Of the
Cony High school graduating class,
will he delivered by Rev. \. Francis
Walch, pastor of the Winthrop street
UniycrSalist church, Sunday after
noon, $50 o'clock. Rev. Mr.. Walch
will take for his subject, Life as a
Fine Art"
The music is prepared for the
event and the public is cordially in
vitcd.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Pi1y ground Open Saturday

fH. ,.oumhcr playground will be
nol o. the children for the sum
a9 saturday. Jack Hyde will
I'm Charge of the playground as
vas last year. The apparatus
been placed in position this week
the proceedings were very in
sting 20 the youthful spectators
~ arr anxioualy awaiting the time
t~e,r admittance.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Frank Winter

The death of Frank Winter occur
red in the hospital here Wednesday
night. He was born in Cohoes, \. Y,
"a years ago. He enlisted in Battery
A, l Me. H. A, May 2, 1895 and vas
discharged at Savannah, Ga, March
81, 1899. He was admitted to the
Home Sept. 81, 1920.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16

Mrs. Dorothy, and Mrs. Bowman, all
of New Bedford. Mass, who have
been visiting Mrs. Margaret Kerr the
past week, returned to Damariscotta,
Saturday.
Mrs. Maria Wood. who has been
critically i'll at a hospital in Bath
the past few months, returned home
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16

last Sunday. Mrs. Andrew Leighton
is caring for her at present.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. A. Farnham re-
turned home from Bangor, Saturday.
The Westinghouse is receiving
new coat of paint.
School in this district will close
EridaN
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
John P. Deering

double ring ceremony was impressive
~ read by Mr.. Saucr. Following the
ceremony a brief reception was held.
The bride is a graduate Of the High
school of Belfast, class of 1918.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
FRIDAYS Concert Program

March-"The Honorable Board of
Managers" .............. Theme
Overture-"Raymond" ...... Thomas
Waltzes Edinburgh" (S o tic h)
Bonnisseau
Selection from katie Did" Hoshna
Paraphrase on MY Maryland -.
Henienan
Medley of Southern Plantation
Songs" ............... Conterno
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
JEFFERSON

SOUTH-Children's day was OBJ
served last Sunday at the church
with appropriate exercises.
Mrs. L. E. Newell and daughter,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
Biddeford, Me.

ton, of Skowhegan; Col c. w. Wads-
worth, of Dayton, and Mr.. Neil Nut
ter, clerk to the president.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
(Political ADVERTISEMENT
Political ADVERTISEMENT
TO THE VOTERS
OF MAINE

consideration in the primary election
worked the position through
service andI has me 70
of
primary the nomination
York County consistently Republican county, and the third
the had 102~year
believed that charitable
infavo of stric andi o
children
atiyeyfe few
public schools
machine o. candidate
to
of
to nvestina more
pardoning
erection ando only n
John P. Deerng
Me
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
tPou.ical ADVERTISEMENT
| ALL kENNEbEC JOURNAL

tarGg OK thanks obituary notices, res
'llilnus at respect etc, will be
Urged at the rate OF ten cents Der
lue. No charge less than 20 cents
60 s.ritcrs VINO fail to receive the
urual promptly will confer FAVOR
T.tfvtnr the office Immediately.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16
LOCAL NOTICE

MI ready for today's orders: SAL
lilo mackerel, halibut, cod, haddock,
make ana freshly boiled Holsters
Weber n Hewett. Tel. 126.
jun16d1t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16

Auto service day or night. Long
trips preferred. A. ii. Sylvester.
IcI, 1872. may26eod1mo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-06-16

Friday, June IS. 1922.