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Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Probably a Dry Discourse

Professor Ito studentl You dis
tnrbed me yesterday by talking out
loud during my lecture.
Student Impossible, professor I'm
possible must have been talking in
my sleep, then.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Speeding Up.

aJohn, did Won Kill that roach? r.
! mo. he was ton speedy for me-"
aWhy. he was just poking around
.Bnt 1t didn't take him long to
change gears
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09

syou don't always disclose yonr mo
tiyes freely to your Political assist
ants
nNo,n admitted Senator Sorghum.
a0f course try to keep all handssat
work. Rslt | don't necessarily let nas
rIgIltshand man know what M LETT
hand man s doing.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
AGREED FOR ONCE

Mrs. Pester--In matters Of Import /.
ance the wisest men are the best
men.
Her Hushand-Sure! I've noticed
It at weddings the best man Is the
wisest guy.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Ii Pays to Advertise.

A western evangelist makes prac-
tiee of painting religious lines on rocks
and fences along public highways. One
ran: what will you do VIXEN you
die?.
Came an advertising man and
painted under it:
use Delta oil. Good for burns. -
American Legion Weekly. 4
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Very True.
The surest road
To fame and wealth
Is keeping on
The road to health.


Doctor Ito messenger) Why didn't
you give me that message before? Now
it's too late.
Messenger BOY Why? Did the pa
tient die?
Doctor-No, he got well again.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
A Mere Nothina.

First Film StarGot anything spe-
rial on today, Cyrus?
Second I,itto Nope only d race
against t'eath and a leap for life
London Bystaader.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
AM Al Sc.

THAT new family next door win
soon be getting on Mrs. Jibway's
nerves."
Are they disagreeable?
mo, but she can't find out what
their income is"
That's nothing to worry about"
"You don't understand. She's bound
to have talking point"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Nothing Better Than Habil---

and certainly nothing better than the B. & l. habit Our anu-
AIRY & J. series open You take out little
little share you wish This you pay ST. 90
every month for something like years and the end Of that
you back 500 you take Ave shares you pay
SIS each month and get back $500 The way
The money coming back you lump will prove Cod
send you OF you borrow money your shares and
building house Of your Let RENT money build
your home See Corpenng d Simmons NOW is the time.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
4 Husiness Failure.

AliceD Did Gladys make i successful
sfenographerl
Vlrginia No, indeed She has been.
ii It three years now and Is sim unmar-
Red.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1922-02-09
Not on Oath.

Miss OlduIf-T know that age Is be-
ginning to tell on me.
Miss Pert Yes, dear. but you
needn't mind 50 very much. It, isn't
telling the whole truth.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
EAST DEEP CREEK

An all-day quilting bee was given
by Mrs. P P. Nolan, Tuesday of last
week. Quite a number of the older
ladies were present
Mrs. John Nirk returned home Fri
day, after a two months visit with
relatives in Iowa and South Dakota.
A few of the young folks met at
the home of Fred Adams Saturday
night, spending the evening playing
cards and games.
Harlan Graft is on the sick list.
Mrs. G. A. Swanson and children,
Andrew and Grace, visited at the
Soncarty home Sunday.
Albert Kressalt lost one of his big
gray horses last week.
Miss Lila Nolan spent the weekend
with home folks.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
THREE PRINCESsEs SEEK JOB
1000 Replies Received to American
Woman's "Ad" for Secretary in
Geneva.

Geneva-Indication of the straits of
many European noble women after the
war is given in the experience of the
American wife of a Geneva banker
who advertised recently in a Munich
newspaper for an educated woman sec
rotary with a good knowledge Of Ian
guages, and offered salary Of 800
Swiss francs monthly, in addition to q
comfortable home.
Thus far she has received more than
1000 replies, from all parts Of Ger
many and Austria. The applicants In
ctude three sprincesses, nine harnesses
and thirty countesses, but the majority
are widows or daughters Of former
high officials.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
HOWELL,

Mr.. and Mrs Bert Severson are the
proud parents of baby girl born
Sunday, March 5, at the Inland hos
pital in Moscow.
Willis Sponsler arrived in Howell
Thursday to visit his brother-in-law
Ebert Branson.
Mrs. Ora Duthie and little son re-
turned home Sunday from Pullman.
We are glad to report that all of
the sick people are improving rapid
ly. Tehre are no new cases of la
grippe since last weeks writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Carlson spent
the weekend at the Isaac Splitter
home.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Keeney visit
ed Sunday evening at the William
Davidson home.
Roy Garrison, Charles and William
Davidson loaded car of hay out of
the M. P. Miller warehouse Monday.
Bert Severson was Moscow visit
or Tuesday.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
Snakes in Snow.

Pottsville, Notwithstanding the
deep snow on the mountains, snakes
are making their appearance at num-
Der of places. Charles Roeder cap
tured one alive and brought it to
Schuylkill Haven, where 1t has been
placed on exhibition. This is the first
time snakes have ever been seen here
while snow is on the ground.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09

1-12.
Release-Thomas l.. Hopkins to
John M. HORNE RIM dated 2-10-19.
r. M-Mary Cochran, Walter J..
Cochran and Myrtle Cochran to Ger
oge Dennler $4,000, due 3 yrs, Lots
23-24-26 Pleasant Home Add, Julia
eta Blk "K' and lots 10-11-12-15
and lots 1-2-7-S-9-1O-12-15 and and all
of Blk. IL Juliaetta.
Release-W. w. Wilcox to Alonzo
E. Brown r-m 412-21.
w. D.-Louise Cove to Mary Gran
mis- $500, $40 Juliaetta.
c. NH Storansli to M. G.. StOr-
ansli $500, due Schipps-Booths
roadster.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
K 7, z Rub Baclzache Away

Back hurt you? Can't straighten
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges? Now listen!
That's lumbago, sciatica or maybe
from a strain, and you'll get blessed
relief the moment you rub your back
withsoothing, penetrating est Jacobs
OIL" Nothing else takes out sore
ness, lameness and stiffness so quick
ly. You simply rub it on and out
comes the pain. 1t is perfectly harm
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09

less and doesn't burn or discolor the
skin.
Timber up! Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle from any drug
store, and after using it just once,
you'll forget that you had backache,
lumbago or sciaticia, because your
back will never hurt or cause any
more misery. 1t never disappoints
and has been recommended for 60
years.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
COUNTY, RECORDS

G. M.-G. H. Moore ct. ux. Susan
to mr. w. Schumacher $62.50, due 10
1-22, horses, l COW.
w. D.-Delos D. Harroun, to Sarah
OTIS and and E1aSWA 31-42-4.
Letters Of Administration Estate
of Ollie Jane Hopkins; Thomas l..
Hopkins, Adm.
Release-Estate of Ollie ]. Hop
kins to John M. HORNE RIM dated To-
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
O. X. Draw Line

The Ewing Dray has been sold to
C. H. Clifford Office at Clifford's
Barber Shop Phone 461. Now call
the 0. K Dray Line. 133-138
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
CREAM CLEARS A
STUFFED-UP HEAD
Instantly Opens Every Air Passage
Clears Throat.

II your nostrils are clogged and
your head is stuffed because of nasty
catarrh or cold, apply little pure,
antiseptic cream into your nostrils.
1t pentrates through every air pas
sage, soothing and healing swollen in
slant relief
Try this. Get small bottle of
Ely's Cream Balm at any drug store.
Your clogged nostrils open right up:
your head is clear; no more hawking
or snuffling, dryness, struggling for
breath is gone. You feel fine.
WOOD FOR SALE
WOOD FOR SALE-PHONE 461.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-03-09
We Have
Just
Received

Dur complete displays Of new
spring modes in Goats, Sautx
md Dresses for women and
misses. Your inspection is cor
Tally invited.
We feel confident that Won
will experience the utmost sat-
isfactlon for the various models
are truly representative of the
very latest dictates of fashion
as now being expressed in the
fashionable circles of New York
and Paris. There is a brilliant
array of the modish shades for
sport, street and dress wear.
The models chiefly are ex-
ceedingly clever adaptations Of
the ultra stylish creations Of
Partisan origin. The accom-
panying Illustrate indicate
only a part Of the new styles we
are displaying.
Every advantage that accrues
to the institution that buys to
supply the requirements Of
Nation wide clientele, was en-
joyed by us In selecting our
present wonderfully complete
and interesting displays Of
Spring outer-apparel for women
and misses. ~
We not only made unrestrict-
ed choice Of models and styles
we ordered made up for our Gus
toners but buying for our 312
department -,tores the quantity
thus demanded earned a cash
price : consideration that now
enables us to offer these new
Spring creations at prices that
are surprisingly low.
CThis event is still another evil
0ence Of our ability to always
present the most desirable mer-
chandise at the lowest prices.
Our values are unmatchable.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

the two principal things that prevent
the development of the type they need
We can understand why the man who
devotes himself to Jerseys should snecr
at the utility type and why the Here
ford breeder should do likewise. But
we cannot understand why the exper-
iment stations should set their faces
against distinct need. Truly, as The
Gazette says, "a field Of almost illim-
liable extent opens up to those who
propose to interest themselves in this
big constructive work. The question
Of how to proceed to vastly increase
the supply of double -deckers' is one
OF the most interesting problems Of
the day. Farm Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
The Farmers, Cow.

Very sensibly, The Breeders Gazette
points out the need for type Of farm
er's cow--"one that il smooth feshed,
Of good fair size, and gives a decent
flow of milk" Farm Life has occa-
sionalIy pointed to the same need. The
agricultural college1men and the breed
ers always hasten to say there amt
no SIGH animal" If you point to the
Milking Shorthorn, they shrug their
shoulders. If you suggest that the
dual purpose COW is a long proved sue
cess in England, they do not hear you.
Yet the fact remains. There are mil
lions of farms in the United States
which do not specialize in either dairy
products or beef. They are just farms
average farms AL around farms.
They need dual-purpose COW. some
thing better than the scrub and the
hostility of the breeders and the criti
cal attitude of the college experts are
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Wanted to Be Sure.

Old Bill was in charge Of the animal
tent, and among his pets was Loop
ard. He was bed-tempercd animal
and gave Bill no end Of trouble.
One day. having BEEN called away on
business. friend Of Bills was having
dinner when telegram was handed to
him
II read: THE leopard has escaped.
Prowling about town. What shall I
do
Bill was one III those fellows who
had n have explicit directions to do
ANYTHING. even in an emergency. He
was always afraid Of making mis-
take
shoot him on thu SPOT the friend
wired. and he forgot all about the mat :
ter until returning TO the hotel about
two hours later when another tele-
cram was handed 10 him II proved
~ he from careful. conscientious Bill.
snd rad: Which spot - Parsons
Weekly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
ORANGE COUNTY
Farm BUREAU
Note, for Week Ending Aug. 20

| Plans were completed this week fo
the week of poultry culling demonstra
| tions Aug. 2s-Sept. 23. At least on
demonstration will be held every da,
with the exception of Thursday which
is the date OF the Jersey sale at Tun
bridge. Demonstrations will be hello
at the following places
Monday, p. m, G. G, Flint's, Brain
tree.
Tuesday, 10 a. M, G. R Cummings
Bradford.
Tuesday, 2 p. M, w K. Hoye's
Tunbridee.
/ Wednesday, 10 a. m, \. 7. Carriers,
Cookville.
Wednesday, 2 p. m, W. S. Erwin's,
East corinth.
Friday, 10 a. M, f. c. Cutters, Or
ange.
Friday, ? p. m, H. B. varney's.
South STAFFORD.
Saturday. 10 a. m. William r.
Bonds, Thetford
Prof Fl. A. d. Leggett Of the Uni
versity Of Vermont viii conduct the
demonstrations. The object OF the
demonstrations is to show how the
non laying hens can be distinguished
from the layers Everyone interested
in poultry should attend the demon
stration nearest home.
On Wednesday and Thursday. y r.
Csrrigan. assistant county agent lead
er. worked with the county agent in.
the office, making a survey of county
agent work. The survey was taken
from the annual reports Of the county
agents since 1914. which is the esrli-
est recorded date Of the farm bureau
work in the county. II was interest.
ing to note the development Of the
projects taken up nv the farm bureau
through the Vars fits history.
Y The feed pool operations have been
continued through the week Mr..
Fawkes, salesman employed by the
Eastern States Farmers exchange.
worked in the county during the last
two weeks and the final figures win
show that approximately 1900 tons
Of feed have been purchased in the
pool.
H. A. Dwinell. county agent.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

bled in my back while carrying a
child and could not do my work until
| took the Vegetable Compound. lam
strong. do all my washing and ironing
and work for seven children and feel
fine. always have an easy time at
childbirth and what Il did for me il
viii DO for other women am willing
10 answer any woman IL she viii
write asking what il did for me. -
Mrs. JOHN HBrER. 50 Diley Street.
Cumberland. Nd.
Mrs. Heier's case IS but one Of
many We constantly publish recon-
mending Lydia L. Pinkham's Nege-
table Compound She Is wiling to
answer your ietter. Write % her
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
WILL PAY TO
/ LAST FARTHING
Great Britain Has No Idea
Of Putting Off the n
United States
SAID LLOYD GEORGE
TO COL. HOUSE
But Great Britain Does
Want Continued Moral
Support

London, Aug. 20 tBy the Associated
Press Prime Minister Lloyd George
this morning, in conversation with
Colonel e. NJ House, who breakfasted
with the premier, reiterated Great
Britain's intention to discharge her
present debt to the United States to
the last farthing, Colonel House told
the Associated Press.
Colonel House said the premier
begged him to tell those at home that
Great Britain was not seeking inan-
cial assistance from the United States,
but desired very earnestly her contin-
ued moral s,ippo.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
GIRLS! LEMONS
BLEACH FREcKLES
AND WHITEN SKIN

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons into
bottle containing three ounces of Or.
ehard White, which any drug store will
supply for few cents, shake we'll. and
you have a quarter pint of the best
freckle and tan bleach, and complexion
whitencr.
Massage this swectly fragrant lemon
lotion into the face, neck, arms and
hands each day and see how freckIcs
and blemishes bleach out and how
clear, soft and rosy.white the skin be-
comes.-adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Then and Now.

Commuters who do business in the
metropolitan district may be taking
just as good care of their garden this
year as ever, but one would never guess
it from the daily conversation Of these
country dwellers on the suburban
trains.
1t used to be:
yes, put in nv mixed asters and
j got my radishes down, and nv celery
started. Got to remember to buy
some new garden hose to-night--looks
like dry SPELL
Now il is:
'Sure can get WIZ but I'm not able
to get the Pittsburg broadcasting
perhaps If | had a two-step receiving
set
'You don't want to overload your
bulbs on that set"
"A one strand aerial's just as good
as tworstrand for your set, but you
ought to make il at least 100 feet
long. New York Sun.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
TWO NEW SUITS.
Brings Total Actions to Seventeen and
Damages to $4,000.

Springfield, Mass, Aug 2s. With
the filing Of two more suits to-day for
$4,000, the total Of suits for damages
growing out Of the bursting Of two
dams in Willimansett, Chicopee, July
IL, was brought to seventeen and the
amount of damages sued for to $780,
900. OF this sum 100000. is sought
from the Ho.yoke Ice company, which
controlled one of the ponds, and s2l0,-
900 from the LangewaldEompany, own
ers of the other.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Tomato Preserve.

Is tomato fruit or is il vege-
table, That question would beuni-
versally answered in this country in
favor Of the vegetable. but in many
countries ripe tomatoes are eaten
sliced as We slice peaches with sugar
and cream and are made into many
rich preserves, never cooked as we
cook them. says the Springfield Re
publican Our most popular tomato
preserve Is green tomato. As rule
he housewife leaves the making Of
this preserve until thr autumn DAYS
bring hints Of frost and a reminder
tat an tnsrstoes lett out much lenc-
Ger will fall victim 20 the first cold
nioht. Then the green tomtaoes are
all gathered and prepared either as a
sweet pickle. an imitation mincemeat
or hest Of all = rich preserve. Il Is
mistake. however. to leave the to-
matoes until that time. as 50 late
IN tie season the fanatcc- which have
not already ripened are apt TO be get
ting little tough
All through the summer there viii
i.e more used and the small green ones
are Especially good for preserving IN
late July or August. Make ready the
big preserving kettle Said 81 the
skins 81 the tomatoes and cut into
small pieces Add sugar in the pro
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

sugar. and the sugar is added when
the fruit is used.
Brown sugar nut cookies you viii
like with afternoon tea: One scant
cup brown sugar. pinch of salt. two
tablespoons melted butter, one well
beaten egg. two tablespoons -four. one
cup chopped nut meats. Drop with a
teaspoon on cookie pans, bake care
fully in moderate oven. and remove
from the tins Immediately after tax
ing out of oven.
Prune and Rains Conserve cup
rrunes. cup Sun Maid seeded rails
ms. cups cold water, cup brown
sugar. 3 cup vinegar. teaspoon Gin
namon. I 2 teaspoon Glove. IL teaspoon
allspice. ! cup chopped blanched al
monds.
Soak prunes and raisins over night
in cold wtaer In the morning cook
in the same water until prunes are
tender Discard pits from prunes and
cut in pieces. Add sugar. vinegar and
spices. Cook until thick-about As
minutes. Add almonds and cook 5
minutes. Pour into sterilized glasses
and seal with psrahine. This mades
about . glasses.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

portion of one pound Of sugar to a
pound and half of the tomatoes. Let
this stand in an enameled ware pre-
serving kettle over night. The poree-
iain-like surface of the kettle will
render this procedure entirely safe.
Pour off the syrup in the morning into
smaller preserving kettle. Boil it
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

bic Compound
when / was be-
tween thirteen
land fourteen
years old and was
|goin z to school
Because | suf-
|fcred with pains
and couldnot rest
] did not have any
more trouble af-
TOR thatuntilIwas
married. chen /
always was tr0u-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Topics of the
Home and
Household.

A tablespoon Of vinegar is good to
add TO the rinsing water when wash
ing black stockings. 1t helps keep the
color.
Early apples which are particularly
good when canned. will taste in sauce,
pies or upddings, much more like fresh
apples, if they are canned without
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

Toms you'vc broken Of with the
frrtfv schoolmarm.
Dick-les. Why. d. vcn know. il 7
Jailed 10 show up Of any evening. Re
wanted = written sxr'i=e signed b. ny
another Boston Irsnscript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

NOTE "Boilng-pont is common term in
the gasoline testing laboratory. Most liquids
boil lvaporize) at one uniform temperature. In
the case of water this temperature. or boiling
point, is 2l2' F. However, every gasoline has
many boiling points-a whole series or range
ofthem in fact tits this range Of boiling points
and the proportion Of each group Of them
low medium and high) that really determine
the quality Of gasoline---its volatility, power
and mileagc-economy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Are You the Man Who
Never Reads Advertisements -

Some men, who are neither blind
nor illiterate, claim sincerely
that they never read advertise
ments."
Yet, if you could investigate,
in each case you would find that
the man who never reads adj
vertisements" used an adver-
tised tooth paste or shaving
cream or soap. If he owns an au-
tomobile it will be an advertised
car. If you ask his opinion of any
automobile he viii reply in words
that might have been lifted bod
ily from an advertisement of
that automobile.
Advertising has formed his
opinions to great degree. He
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

until il is quite thick. Skim care
fully Add 10 this syrup either pre-
served ginger cut small or thin slices
Of ginger-root a couple of lemons
sliced thin may also be added Let
il all come to a boil again. then add
the tomatoes and cook until all is in
Dorothy Dexter. =
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

Where Main Sreetmeets
State Street, 528 motor
lists. chaufeurs and motor
truck drivers were asked
this question: Which
brand Of gasoline do you
prefera' Socony proved
easily the FIRST choice,
leadingthe brand second
on the list by over 500.
Socony has been found
to be the leading choice
Of motorists in practically
everysection ofNewY York
and New England.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

may have received his informa-
ton through others who OBJ
tanned their knowledge from adj
vertising. But it is a fact that
no man can escape the effects of
advertising even if he does say
he never reads advertisements"
Not one of us ever reasoned
out entirely from his own mind
that the earth is round. If we
had not read it or heard it we
would never have known it.
In these days of good, truthful,
helpful advertising to say 81
never read advertisements" is
merely your way of saying, Il
don't read all advertisements"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
No Arguments Left.

Judge Have you anything to offer
the court before sentence is passed.
Prisoner No, your honor, my lawyer
took my last cent Boston Transcript.