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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
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II Atlas Had a Sh1Nc.

II Atlas Had SHAKE.
Bcnhnm--I think our boy is getting
along too rapidly at school.
Mrs Observation-Disclosures the matter
now
Benham-.He asked me today If
Atlas had happened to have a chill
when he was supporting ;he earth IL
would have caused an earthquake.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

and Vicinity

cOMP MADE REVEALS ENTERPRISE OF BUSINESS MEN,
WHO MADE THIS THE MOST PROGRESSIVE
SUBDIVISIONS THE GREATEST STATE
IN THE UNION TODAY
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
Getting Back To Normally

THIS SECTION GENEROUSLY ENDOWED LIVE BUSINESS
MEN BEAUTIFUL SCENERY AND FINANCIAL RESOURCES.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Signs of Spring

~ ETnMEN taking tnsir walking In s paA an
II msprins sight
reomsn in ront Of polish up sattoas
rroessoa Of fur pawnshopa
spring styles in vhiskerr DO saruhbsry
arimy os OF nit window looking
hopefully for Arst robin.
Ladies' sasis getting ready for hot
wsa<hsr. 10
sss including Marssniais.
'nnd sf rsrfsa Day." Bright Eyss- Bai-
Police Dspsrtnsnt spraying
49,
ksshsecm fans With and
make asrs work FOR the undertaken
Annual Spring esanap the bndpEs bossss.
Thousands Of Feas cut sf hs wns hiding
shs landscape
Hs~ s baseball putting spp.ar.no. .. spor,
passs
WIh hangs cistbsslins and
hsnsus Just rested hurd.ng begins carry
iss tsapsund ssrdsnsssa sstsloxuss
s''a s''s s.' refuse. % predicting
several ~ Hy
hotsrsoats begin 10 su,ss
First ~ swxtisA
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
He Was Retained.

THE sconomy ass was being
welded with full forcs, Juniers
we're being fred by the score, but
shsrs was one who wss too OBJ
vieusly smart for anyons 10 point
out why he should be dismissed,
Hevsvsr. the shief Of the dspart.
meat ssnt fes him one day and
complained that hts rspevts were
tee exhaustive.
The shisf said, New. look here,
Nsr-sr what ! mean to say is
shst--sy -tAsss pspests ass toe Ia
,ysivsx IN thsiF sempositian. rAsy
shsuid b vrfttsa n such . vay
that the msst ignorant could unasp-
stand. - tkas--unisss----
Bat bsssps As seuIs say anv nsrs
tss iunies iHtssvuptsd win, mar
! ssh Pssssssav What n ~ vsu xas't
unassstsa6. ssvs~
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Quite Right.

THs teacher was sxaxperatsd at
tAs insttsntion Of her GLASS.
The lesson had BEEN on machines.
and Ddiscn's inventions had bssn
mentioned.
Now. then" asked the teacher,
impatisntiy. "from what was the
arst taking machine nader"
After q lengthy silence. a voice
from the hsok sxclsimsdI "plssss.
miss. o ribl"
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Ambiguous.

6You never shew the slightest
sign OF sfrsctIon." be fumsd.
"Ycud never dream Of calling rae
dsar, a. ether mems wives de-"
She was reused DO FIRST fsint
sishsv Of inisysst,
~De ether mems wives call yeu
desyfH she asked,
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
From Here and There

nsosssary for her public appear
anos.
What sustf" asked the fascinss
ing saop sssistsnt. dissrsstly turn.
ing 10 hide q smile.
Can't say. I didn't hear sny-
thins." he blurtsd nsrvousiy.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

What a World !.
What a World!

disarmament conference yor
are stupid.
If you did read all about Il and
try 70 discuss 1t intellisentIy. stiI
you are stupid!
If you carry hooch you ara liabl,
70 be arrested.
IL you escape arrest and drinl
= you are iiabls to BE- buried!
If you do mot dance ths latss,
3axs stun you are wooden leg
If you do dance 1t you srs !
~caks-eater!"
~ ycs divorce q silly wife you
are = brute.
If you eondons her you are q
! Poor fool.
~ you 90 to church you are .
hypocrite.
IF you don't 20 you are 4 poor
lost soull
II you invest your money and
someone gets 1t away from you
You are q silly easy mark.
III you invest 1t and take lot
from tho other fellow you are q
heartlsss wretchl
IN you look At pretty girl on
the street she will act A. IL she
were insultod. ~
IF you refuse to look at pretty
siri ON the street shs win be in
suItedi
If you die young IT is because
you went the pace.
If you live long 1t was becaus,
you were too lazy to wear yourself
outI
III you laugh 1t q good movie
comedy II Is because you are
low-brow.
1T you fall to laugh at good
movie comedy II 10 because you
are too ignorant to enjoy humorl
If you dress conservatively you
are a back number.
IF you dress up, to the minute
you are q poor nut!
IF you wear q beard It is to hide
IN. ugly mug.
If you wear no beard II is be-
cause you try to look younger than
you arel
III you are economical you are
an awful tight-wad.
1T you are generous you do It
fust for show! - ..'-e
AZ Sou reAoso 70 give woman
q seat In tho subway she won't
speak to you.
1T you do give her = seat she
won't speak to youi
III you take your stenographer
70 lunch people win say you are
fast.
III you don't take her to lunch
she viii say you are slowl
III You carry a package sbout the
size of = shoe-box people viii be
Suspicious.
IF you drop It and break II their
suspicious will be oonnrmsdi
IF you propose and are turned
down you will be unhappy.
If you propose and get married
you win be unhsppierl
IF you do you shouldn't
IN you do not you shouldi
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

fscHyn ysuas mas steis Kiss Sssa sAAysaixs yeu.
vas arrested fsr ssssw issssay 80
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
a Bad Hrea,x.

Hn v~s ssus "a maanss, but kina
u heart snd is vas his kind
Assss vtiss pssmptsd hin h ssm-
~ via ne request NJ ais ssSvs
issssss wife 70 bag Ass sa lssl.
mate msweat which she sssmes
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Our Own Cores
pondence Schoo!

@. x :, !. =, !. -. :, !. : ..'',. =.
Q. What is . humoristf
A. A man who huns.
q. What do they make ukulslss
sut Off
A. Out Of revenge.
q VINO was Phillip Grsvss'
a A New England undertaken.
a. How many msmbsrs n the
Houss Of Rsprsssntstivssi
A. About fifteen per cent Of
them.
Q. VINO 10 the worlds srsatsst
shopiiftsrf
A. A man who csn iift machine
shop.
Q. Can you tell me how 10 make
mcnsyf
A. We can. but ycu wf1l Aavs b
earnish your own engraving tools.
q. why are oircusss 70 popuiaYi
( A. nsssnss the excitement 10
nearly always in tents.
q. What is . hsh.heundi
A. A msn VINO IL vsry fond Of
sannad salmon.
Q. what 10 = Wild wsmsBf
A. One whs can't hsss what Is
said % = party wire.
9. Where saa ! have my kimsas
smf ssff
A. Try s~y sssA hsspttxi,
q Hsw sSSiA fhat English
wsman shstrs to asath ss . sssss-
fnxf
A. RnsAsAsy she wss always
sv~nsns her sssth 80 psttiss hes
fsss n n
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Romance Per
Agate Line
R~Ts.I~ R~1I
By L.isle Bell.
ST1Hn average masssins story

fox-4ato the advertising seotion.I
wAsrs Il trickles along between
canned milk and floor wax.
a really sood short story ICON
ttnusd o. page s2) gets chummy
wltA breakfast food and asbestos
brake lining Continued on page
ss). enjoys the personal asoort Of
new dsntifrics and . good cigar
teoatinusd On pase ss), divides At
tsntion with detachable motor
for waeeroraft and : bureau OF o.
tsopatAio education.
Truth. they ssy. II stranger than
Action, but modern fiction isnt 81
stranger to anything. II has been
rubbing elbows vita the sdvsrtls-
Ing IN the back pages Of the best
nasaxtnss long enough to know
lifs--in the dsspsst commercial
sense.
oeeasionally, from the viewpoint
se the oasuAl reader. this intimacyI
10 bswildsring. It's difficult to
rssA through even the most pas
donate love passage without spill
fag over into the paid matter. and
getting . distorted idea Of what
The author IL saying. Unless you
Day strict attention 10 the -con-l
tinusd on guide lines the result
b apt to be startling.
Dosing over . short story the,
ether evening. while II savcrtsdl
OBVIOUSLY through the advertising
pages. We arrived at the following
tisarrs combinstioni
The path wound IN and sxGl
through the meadow. not far d.
tant from ccntsntsd COWS.
On . fsncs-raii nearby . bobwhfts
psrchsd and sang your
Aruggist carries II.
The summer day was ideal
for sprains and stiR joints, the
rays Of the descending sun bsthsd
the landscape frssh every
hour. Hallway down the path they
came TO shady nook :.
recommended by q generation a.
wsers.
She was conscious Of his manly
form built Of white pine,
and reinforced at the corners. Her
companion was, she thought 70
herself. . vsritsbls prince .
one Of the nftyssvsn varieties. AS
for him, he could not take his
adorirg cyss on of her .,
the worlds most perfect talking
machine.
He felt an Irresistible impulse
b tell her how much he loved her
combining the purest I'm
gradients. He longed to pour out
his passion and sweeten
1t with Domino. He suoked her
hair -. 80 different from or
dinsry mscaroni. while she nestled
close to his side ready to
refuse substitutes.
-Dearest." he murmured at last
7. looking like new. Dear
est, this ID the moment have
longed for because OF its
pleasing favor
She did not answer at once. Her
thoughts seemed. far away :.
at the nearest grocery.
He took her hand in his. and
held hsr close allowing
the skin tp breathe.
VIII you BE- minsY" he ouss-
tioned In . tone recon-
msndsd by boards OF health every
where.
you want me for your vifsv'
she asked. her voice -. low
and comfortable.
Yes" he nodded. swallowing
hard beneath his collar, which
hasn't scratched Jet.
Then before 1 accept" abe went
N. don't you think you'd better
ask the man VINO owns
lnsy-
II you mean your father" the
vcuns man answered. I'm sure
len give his consent. Just you
lams the day and I'll
Issp contents hot for twenty-four
loury."
He folded her in his arms. ard
'is kisses were enfilisd
irect from the factory. ~
"swssthsart say that ycx t.ys
niAs." he repeated. LEI
Very we'll. dear" she v.ls-
ered, rT'li try N Nor
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

srsss Britain Rishts Rssssvxa
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

souniv q equsly lus reed as .nstAsr .a,
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Eeif-6upportina.

A MAN advertised fer chauffeur
Applicants we're being oues-
toned - TO qualifications, effi-
cheney end whether married or sta
gle. Finally, turning to . negro,
ths prospective employer said:
How about you. George; are you
married."
ouickly the negro replied: Nav
sir. boss. nav sir. An makes msn
Swn iisin'.-
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

|. ssssrsshs isss. ~ ssss o~
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
wHioHf

= professional ~emsn named Hsppsy
oonnsd slethss " q ssshIsn 90 prspsr.
Mar fryars wna nr~aL.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
NNh New York man fooled his wife by tsllins he
was - place where he went In swimming.

'' an electric surfing iron mus. know how to handle
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Cogitations of a Cuckoo
hat a poolroom


nM New York fooled his By falling her that poolroom
" vas place where he swimming
pretty hard Tor fellow th.s. .y.
vhsn there are no bars TO practise
woman who surfing must know how to h.pa.
the switch. ~ " A@A'is
professional wemsu Hopper
oonnsd siethss " ssshlsn prepss.
Her invsns wenn nreeks
locked bssks
And asked sis his . pspssr~
Nsw fok man went upstate nursesy Arm su
kids they ~ y '' "' I'M
. little BIT bsttsr : 1890 !" A''
"seEyh yeuns stes sAAa.x yeuau i.s.
vas arrested far sast~ larceny f ~' -"
FATE,
Thsrs ~rs ysuss sIT IN Hssskss
~se was gives eHs sauessss.,
But she ~srfsd hsvtss
VIE ~efs ~kfts ss.su usyssvs
Ass seses k9 whsia We a M wseA>eassL
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Cost of Living For Wage Farmers Again Takes Upward Trend

NEW YORK, Oct. 19.-The cost of living among wage earning families in the United States has resumed an up- ward movement, according to figures for September compiled by the na- tional industrial conference board and announced today.
 The statement says the figures in September were .556 per cent higher than those for July, 1914, and O.7 per cent higher than in August. The level IS now identical with that of July of this year.
 The announcement attributes the in- crease to rise of 3.3 per cent in fuel prices as result of the unstable coal market
 Clothing prices increased l per cent food prices OF per cent, and rents. light and sundries showed no change. according to the boards estimates. A drop of 23.9 per cent in the cost of Iiv- ing has been, registered from July. 1920, the peak period since 1914. and September, 1922. Clothing prices have taken the greatest drop since the peak was reached, the figures show, while rents, fuel and light have increased since then.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Sentence COmmuted
 by Governor Under
 Unusual Conditions

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. Oct 19.-Un- usual conditions were attached by Governor T. G. McRae of Arkansas. to communication of the death sentence of J. D. Young. of Monroe county. Un- der an agreement signed by Young. he agrees that he will observe all pri- son rules during his life term and that any attempt to gain further executive clemency in the future will nul1ify the communication of the death sen tence and make him again liable to the supreme penalty.
 Violation of the terms of the com mutation, Governor McRae wrote. shall make it void and of no effect and the said judgment and sentence of death so pronounced by the Mon roe district court shall in that event be in full force and effect, and shall be executed as provided by law in cases where a judgment of death has not been executed on the day appoint ed therefore, by the court"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Spiritualistic Mail Course. Proposed by
 Psychic Association

CHICAGO. Oct. 19-Declaring that spirit photography is a reality" Thomas Grimshaw of Detroit. Mich trustee of the National Spiritual as. sociation told the organizations an. nual convention today that spirit pho tograpns are likely to become prevail ent in the future
 In describing process of photograph ing the spirit, the speaker said that the sitter goes to sleep. This" he continued -"is known as the sleeping body and to complete it's own form 1t picks up exeudationes from others who may be in the room. This spirit body then rises a few feet above the physical body onto the psychic plane. It is then that the photograph becomes possible"
 A plan to found a national core. spondence school of spiritualism was a feature of today's session.e
 The theory of "physic glands" was explained today by Mrs. Mary T. Long ley. of Washington. D. c. She said they are an essential part of the chem istry of the soul. as real as the mag netic line. which can be seen like a beam of light, connecting the ether with the physical bodies at times when the spirit is wandering in un- known places.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Woman Testifies She Was Attacked
 by Holt Brothers

The trial of the state against R. R Holt, one of the brothers accused of assault with intent to commit murder on William Woolfe and wife. ranchers m Montezuma canyon was started in the superior court at Tombstone yes. terday. examination of the jury hay. Ing consumed most of the day.
 At 2:30 introduction of testimony was started. Mrs. Betty Woolfe being the first witness for the state, who was on the stand the better part of an hour. Mrs. Woolfe testified that the defendant and brother, w. F. Holt, rode up to their ranch and as- saulted her husband and herself. ex- claiming that they had come there to Kill them both, and told of the defend ant having struck her, knocking her to the ground twice and striking her the third time with a pick handle.
 Attorr ey. Alex Murry appears for the defense. County Attorney Ross and Assistant Walter Roche for the state.
 It is expected the case will last at least two days.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Manager Kelley of St. Paul Offered
 Major League Job

ST. PAUL, Minn., Oct. 19. = Mike Kelley, manager of the pennant win ming St. Paul club of the American Association, has received an offer tc manage the Washington Americans but has made no decision in the mat ter, he said today.
 The Seattle club of the Pacific Coast League has also made a propo- sition to Kelley, it was learned to- night, but details were not available.
 WASHINGTON, Oct. 19.-Mike Kel. ley, manager of the St. Paul American Association team, is under considers tion" as next years manager of the Washington American League team, Clarke c. Griffith, president of the To- cal club, said tonight. Replying to questions, Griffith said he had not de- cided on manager for next year and had made no offer to Kelley or any one else. but intimated that he ex- pected to hear further from the St. Paul manager as a result of negotia- tions begun with him at Baltimore.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Alleged Desperate
 Eludes Posse and
 Appears in Mesa

PHOENIX, Oct. 19.-With a band Oi armed officers and Indian trailers pressing him hard. Charlie Fowler alleged desperado, gunman and horse thief. stepped through the cordon of his pursuers at II o'clock this morn ing. entered the little town of Mesa 15 miles east of Phoenix, and proceed. ed to get himself all "slicked up," ac. cording to message to the .sheriff's office here. Fowler, said the message went to barber shop, got hair cut and shave and then visited a clothing store where he bought himself a pair or army shoes. khaki trousers and shirt and an army hat He changed his clothes right there in the store and then departed from Mesa, travel ing south.
 Sheriff W. A. Campbell of Coconino county, came into Phoenix tonight and said that the posse had split. part of the men going to Maricopa and the others still securing the brush around Mesa for the fugitive.
 Fowler and his partner, J. F. Cook. escaped from jail in Winslow, a week ago Wednesday night. Cook was cap- tured yesterday morning near Granite Reef, east of Phoenix, and brought here to the Maricopa county fail for safe keeping.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
ARMY OFFICER
 GIVES HIMSELF
 UP ON CHARGE
Indicted For Complicity in Staying of Brother Officer
 in Camp Lewis, Wash.

NEW YORK, Oct. 19. - Federal Judge Learned Hand late today fixed bail at $40,0OO for Captain Robert Rosenbluth. who was arrested here on a warrant for his removal to Tacoma. Wash. to face an indictment charging him with complicity with Roland w.. Pothier, of Providence. R. l.. in the staying on October 25. 1919, of Major Alexander P. Cronkhite in Camp Lewis, Wash.
 Rosenblth surrendered to the auth critics today and was arraigned before United States Commissioner Hitch cock. The commissioner granted a stay of one week in the proceedings for his removal to Tacoma for trial on the indictment returned in the fed eral court there on October 13 He declared, however, that he had no authority to fix bail in a murder case and sent the matter before Judge Hand. The complaint on which Rosen- bluth was arrested, charged him with having wilfully and maliciously as-. saulted Major Cronkhite and with hay ing commanded Pothier to kill him.
 The original case against the two men was dropped when Attorney Gen eral Daugherty, after investigation of the evidence. declared it insufficient to warrant prosecutions.
 In prepared statements issued today by Rosenbluth and his counsel, it was declared that this unwarranted in- dictment is an effort to remove the case of the impeachment proceedings instituted against Attorney General Daugherty and to block a congress sional inquiry as requested by the Vet erans of Foreign Wars
 Rosenbluth explained that Attorney eGneral Daugherty, after ordering his release after his first arrest. had de- clared that he had no. jurisdiction and had ordered the case transferred to the legal authorities of the state of Washington, who, Rosenbluth said, threw out the case"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Poison Found During Autopsy by Chemist

WHITE CLOUD, Mich. Oct. 19 - Testimony that enough poison to cause death was found during anau- topsy over the body of David Hodell, was given by Charles L. Bliss. state chemist, in the trial today of Mrs. Meda Hodell. for the alleged murder of her father-in-law
 Bliss also related a conversation with the defendant in which he said he asked Mrs. Hodell, "what she put in David Hodell's coffee
 \ T don't know what it was" the wit ness quoted the defendant as saying, it was white and found it in a paper bag. It looked like pulverized sugar, and l used it to sweeten his coffee"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
PUBLISHERS ACQUITTED

NEW YORK, Oct. 9.-Expressing the opinion that "Jurgen" by James Branch Cabel was not an "obscene. lewd, lascivious, filthy or indecent book" Judge Mott today today decid- ed jury in general sessions to acquit Robert M. Mcbride and company pub fishers on charges contained in an iu- dictment returned last May on com plaint of the society for Suppression of vice.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
TO REFER MANDATE

SALT LAKE CITY, Oct. 19.- The mandate of the United States supreme court in the case of the Southern Pa cific company and the Central Pacific railway whereby dissolution of the roads was ordered, was filed today ill the local United States district court.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
Friday Morning. October 20, 1922

NEW YORK, oct. 19. - Supreme court Justice Behman today approved the report of John Godfrey Sake, ref cree, recommending that Paul Gordo- nj be granted a divorce from Nora Bayes, musical comedy and vaudeville star.
 Gordonis suit was the aftermath of a raid on Miss Hayes home when the defendant was alleged to have been found in the company of Spencer Vel ton, banker.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
~FINE WORK" MRS. sTILLMAN

POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y, Oct. 19.- John E. Mack, guardian ad litem for Guy Stillman, today received the fol lowing telegram from Mrs. Anne IT. Stillman, who is in Grandes Piles, Canada:
 Congratulations for all the fine work. Guy convalescent from typhoid, temperature first time normal today. Has been very sick litle boy. Cannot leave here just now"
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

Judge Tilleman D. Johnson said that he would probably refer the mandate for action to udge Walter H. San born, senior judge of the United States circuit court, of appeals, who with the late Judge William C. Hook tried the case before the circuit court.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
ISSUES CALL TO WOMEN

WASHINGTON, Oct. 19.-Mrs. O. H. P. Belmont, president of the National Women's party upon arrival in Wash ington tonight, issued a call for meet. to be held here November Il and 12. There are several questions which must be decided within the month, a formal statement said.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20
CALUMET & ARIZONA

The Calumet & Arizon Mining con- pany produced 9,59S,OOO pounds of cop per during the month of September while the New Cornelia, the subsidi- ary, turned out 3,O65,39O pounds during the same period
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

The Japanese government telephone department recently installed phones for $50 people who had made applica- ton for them in 1907.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

Kaffirs habitually smoke cigars with the lighted ends in their mouths and their tongues adroitly tucked out of the way,
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

An ostrich lives about 30 years and the average annual yield of the bird is from two to four pounds of feathers.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

Chess was played in Hindustan narly 500 years ago under the name of chat arrange.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-10-20

The military forces of Denmark are to be reduced from II, 800 to 6,70O men
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-11-03
TRAFIcNf MELODY MfSTNf

Jako kazdodenn9 tax i dnes
dluzno zaznamenati n9kolik
vcera sc udavsfch pffhod, ko-
fenfcfch v modernfm poulic-
MIN ruchu.
Ma vych. los. q st. Clair
Ave. obsluhoval horlive svojc
zakaznfky 2-lety prodavac no
vim w. Bowman, COG vych.
13O. ul. v obchodni horlivo-
sti zapomn6l patrne ma osob-
nj bezpecnost q byl, die sved-
KID bez why fidice nakladniho
auta, pfejet q Sc zlomenou
nohou dopraven do nemoc-
nice Provident.
2O-lety John Szydonsky jel
vcera vecer ma bicyklu vych.
II. ul. a sice tax nestastne, re
vrazil prave do postranni uli-
ce Sc zahybajfciho auta. Byl
dosti povazlive zranen ma no.