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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-12-06

ton on an who have salary, wages or
income II b their own fault u people
are poor Why should I ho called upon
tu help the improyidont? Answer
IRE the many helpless children. widows.
cripples and sick 20 10 hungry and cold
even though they are responsible for
their condition. which Is slcdom true,
because We win not give 90 help. There
have been lots Of victims of Uirwm-
stances these past few years Rich men
have been reduced 10 poverty and want.
Misfortune is liable 90 strike the best
of as no any time. ! prefer 10 give my
charity direct. then | know who gets
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n. Answer-That would De- good Il
every helpless person could have such
a friend. There are lots 90. prof, onals
begging TO whom you might mot give
10 YOU knew all conditions, md how
anout the sick and destitute who have
no friends to help them who mus. de-
pend on the Associated Clarifies
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-12-06
The Town Gossip


WILL SOON be hero.
AND EVEN now.
TELL myself
MUST 30 out.
AND BUY those things.
I'll GIVE away.
on CHRISTMAS Day.
BUT EVERY time
TAlNK Of i.
I TELL MYSELF.
TIL co next day.
BUT | know | won't
FOR ! never do
AND EVERY year
AT JUST THIS time
IT'S ALWAYS the sane.
AND IN my nina.
ri NAME each one,
OF THOSE l love
or THOSE I must
GET pnEsEirs ior
MD I'LL carry the load
AROUND ~ my brain.
WONDERING WHEN
I'LL TAKE the time.
AND WONDERING how.
I'LL GET the money.
TO BUY THOSE things.
AND WONDERING what.
IT is IN buy
FOR don't know.
WHAT 1T Is IN get
UNTIL in a shop
I'LL SEE thing
GATHERING THERE.
ON 4 bargain counter.
ALL suRRorNDED.
WITH CHRISTMAS cheer
AND TlNSEl. aud spirit.
THAT'S ~ = store
At CHRISTMAS time.
AND I'LL take that
AND THEN decide.
WHEN get home
IT'LL NEVER do.
AND ! know right now.
WHEN l tell myself.
MUST 20 out
AND GET my things.
THAT I'll just walt.
UNTIL CHRISTMAS Eve.
AND THEN Rush around.
FROM STORE to store.
AND GET Jos,led
IN THE crowds % ,hcse.
WHO PUT 1t off
THE WAY DO
AND THEN III come out.
ALL LOADED down.
WITH MAN made things
THAT HAVE no use.
EXCEPT as gifts
AND I'LL write on them.
MERRY CHRITsMAs.
AND RRE,rirf' .lsh.
THANK YOU.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-12-06

u its gas lighting failures or supplies
We have Them Western sht a supply
Co. 3iN D. ith ST. phUun SIS,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-12-06

Chicken Dinner served At G0i I'm
more today.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11

stojnika, jehoz kun byl ranen,
byl zajat a S MIN jeste jiny ne
mecky voiln.
Desatnik Peugeot byl ucitel
ma vesnicke skole. We chvili,
kdy desatnik Peugeot byl We
sve rodne obci Escupes pohrbl-
van, = 4. srpna 1914 We 2 no
diny odpoledne vstupoval
francouzsky ministersky pred
seda ma recnickou tribunu We
francouzske snemovne a ozna-
moval, re den pred tim mu ne
mecky vyslanec dorucil vyzvu
k yalce. V te chvili Sc v Pafizi
0 smrti desatnika Peugeota je-
ste nevedelo. Jinak by nlu j.
ste byla az tenkrat We snemov-
me venovana posmrtpa vzpomin
ka, jakozto prvemu francouz-
skemu vojakovi, ktery padl We
svetove valce.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11

Vlak smrti. Jisty anglicky
casopis uverejnil dotaznik, KITE
ry byl ruskymi uprchliky vypl-
men ma polske pohranicni sta
nici. Spis. ktery je datovan dine
IA. brezna, mi: Mlsto odJez-
du? - Kazan. Jak dlouho byl
transport ma ceste? - Tri me-
Isice. Pocet cestujicich? -
1948 pri odjezdu, pri prijezdu
|649. Kolik osob zustalo cestou
|zpet? - 1899. Kolik osob by
10 zanechano v nemocnicich a
ruskych stanicich? - Zadna
Kolik osob zemfelo cestou? -
1899. Jak byli pochovani mr.
tvi? - Byli vyhozeni z vozu ma
stanicich. z echo pozustavala
strava behem jfzdy?- Jedin6
z chleba. Jak caste? - Pru-
merne jednou We dvou dnech.
Kolik? - Ctvrt az pul libry
pro osobu. Byla poskytnuta le.
kafska pomoc? Nikoliv
Stav cestujfcich? - Vsichni '
nejvyssi mlre vyhubli a vycer.
PAM.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11

ri al slovenske prislovie: NE
narodil sc ten, ktoryby Sc p1bil
vsem." CT ten satyricky list az
ozaj ma celom Slovensku nevi-
di inych, ktorymby nobel kau-
cukou satyry nalezite vyklepat'
fraky reverendy, ale 81 tomu
must priberat' prave tych, 0
narod zasl1zilych muzov. a ich
auktoritu nastrbovat'? Eli, bra
tia moji mill, zlu sluzbu kona-
te takymto sposobom narodu.
CT vas snad zavist' k tomu We
de i ci neukojena ambicia? CT
svrablavost', re slobodnou tia
cou sa mozete povlacit' do chu-
ii po uctyhodnych muzoch :?
Prosim vas. nemajte mi to Ia
zle, ked' yam toto hovorim.
Som vice nepatrny clovek, a
nenarokujem jakusi auktoritu
narode, ale media mi to mlcat'
ked' sa taketo veci deju, ktore
ma zarmucuju.
| W by veru Dol svrchovany
cas-, vsetky zbytocne a skodlive
spory a hadky V narode nasom
ma box odlozit' ME passion
ich vyvolavat" nasu rozcapal
tenost' ma odiv sveta vystavo-
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11
PRVY Paddy FRANCOUZ
We SVETOVE VALCE.

Y male vesnlcce 1rancouz-
ske Joucherey byl pritomnostl
poincareove sodhalen pomnik
desatnika Peugeota., Pohrobnl
Docta vzdana byla tax fran
couzskemu voiinu, ktery pryy
We valte padl. Zvlastni okol-
nosti dodavaji smrti Peugeoto-
We tragickeho zabarveni.
Nemci = pise Temps" -
5yyIicuji prub6h pohranitnl
srazky. niz Peugeot byl "a
bit, iinak, neali Francouzi. Die
nemeck6 zpravy bylo poruci-
ku Mayerovi 5. jlzdniho mysli-
veckeho pluku, rozlozeneho V
Muehlhausen, brigadnim gene
ralem rozkazano, aby organi-
Soval vVzvednou slaZbu 2 Dele
smerem ma Belfort. Porucik
Sestavil hlidku a srazka S fran
couzskou strazi Sc stala diva XII
lometry pred Dele. 'Porucik
Mayer, sd6luje nemecka zpra
va, "rozt'al savli francouzske-
mu vojaku hlavu az po prsa."
Francouzi zjistili, re srazka
mela jiny prubeh. Francouz-
ske vojsko obdrzelo rozkaz,
ably Sc zdrzovalo od hranice
mad vzdalenost 10 KIN. tax
mezi obema armadami sjedna-
10 neutralni pasmo. V tomto
>pasmu, tedy pred vyhlasenim
valky byl zabit Peugeot, Bylo
To 2. srpna 1914. Toho dne
byl deSatnik Peugeot Sc ctyr-
mi muzi v Joucherey, male tc
vesnici diva kilometry cd Dele
Vzdalene. Byl ubytovan do,
me pana Docourta, as 500 me.
tru cd vsi, u silnice stala straz
Bylo 10 hodin dopoledne. Dee,
ruska Docourtova vybehIa Z
domu ke studni. Tu zpozoro
vala jezdce, jichz hlavy Sc KIN
taly mezi dvema obllnimi lany
PfibehIa zpet, kricic: "Prusac
jsou tut"
Nastal poplach, nebot' byl;
domn6nka, ze Nemci konail OBJ
hlidky ma hranicich nebylt
hodno viry, ze by hranici pre-
krocili vnikli hluboko ma Ii
zemi francouzske. Nemci jal
Sc stfileti po francouzskem vo
jinu, stojicim Il silnice ma stra
III. Desatnlk Peugeot vyskoci
proti nemeckemu dustoinikov
neveda o vyhlaSeni vally
zvolal varoVne heslo Zaveden
mlru. Porucik Mayer nami
r,f revolver a vypaliI po ner
tfi rany. Dve n.ch minuly S
ellen, tfeti proletIa desatnikc
vi ramenem. Zapotacel Sc, =
premohl vsak bolest, chopil S
pusky vystrelil. Porucik M
yer sritil sc smrtelne ranen
kone. Desatnik Peugeot ucin
jeste nekolik kroku k domu
klesl mrtev bez hlesnuti n
prah
Nemecka hlidka dala Sc n
ntek, pronasledovana strelbc
francouzske straze. Sluha d1
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11

tvorili parallelu $ pobaltic kymi
Slovanmi, vtopenymi do mora
Germanstva, keby nasi l1bezni
svagri mad d'arski k tomu boil
stihli."
Sloboda je pekna vec, slobo-
da slova a cinu: len mech sa O.
ma nestane zasterou zlosti a nj
kdy neprekracuje hranie slus-
nosti spravedlnosti. Sloboda
je vzacna vymozenost' al pre-
mas narod, len 81 til slobodu ne
spinme zvadami, hadkami a roz
nicami,u ably ma mas nepadalo to
prisne, ale pravdive slovo -
ME mole ale apostolovo
sPakli sc vespolek kouseteS a
zerete, hled'tez, abyste jedni cd
druhych zkazeni nebyli.'
Mole najtuzobnejsia ziadost
je: jako v Bibli name najpev
nejsie spojivo Slovakov Czech
mi: aby sme sa cd tohoto spo-
enstvo nikdy nijako a nikym
|odldcit' nedali, a uvdite, re nam
v tejto prirodzenej jednote tax
bude, jake nam nebolo. A. tel
to najpoctivejsej jednote ceskc
slovenske privolavam srdecne
"Na zdar!"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11

sd nasf my sme jeiich, ne
smieme sa tedy rozchadzat' a
lbocit' Cd seba, lebo tym bysme
len nepriatel'om naso maroda
a statu vitanu radost' robili, a
| le sebe samym nesmazatepnu
hanbu V najvacsiu skodu.
Po prevrate, ked' sa stare
Rakusko-Uhorsko zrntilo, a z
ieho rumov sa skrystallizovaly
move, zivota schopne staty, ku
ktorym patri al nasa cesko-
slovenska republika, bolo nu-
tine to hesl'o: "Vsetki muzovla
ma palubu!" ably sprava Slo-
venska nezaviazla: kazdy, k to
mu sposobny Slovak bol posta-
veny ma miesto jeho sposobno-
sti primerane. Ale ich bolo tax
malo, re nebyt' Cechov, ktorl
nam hojny pocet intelligentov
ma pomoc poslali = boly by
musely povstat' v.krajinskeJ
sprave osudne zmatky. Vydat-
ma praca vyskolenych vyzkuse-
nych a odborne vzdelanych mu
zov ceskych, tomuto zlu odpo-
mohla sprava Slovenska bo-
la do poriadku privedena, re
sme sa divili, ami pochoplt
sme to nemohli, re sa vsetko
tax hladko, bez nebezpecnych
otrasov stat mohlo! Oni to,
spolu S tym malym hluckom
, slovenskych vytecnikov, pre-
, viedli, re sa rumov stareho
Mad 'arska tax rychlo, a tax
zdarne vykrystallizovalo nase
krasne Slovensko. A toby mala
byt'. nasa slovenska vd'aka Ce-
/ chom "a tuto obrovsku uspes-
MI pracu, ably sme ich urazali
! jejich postavenie i'm ztazova-
Ii i'm pri kazdej moznej "a ne
i moznej prilezitosti pocitit' da'
vail, re ich nepotrebuJeme
, FL, brata moji slovenski, pro
! sme Boha, ably nam dial zdravt
y no rozumu, abysme vedeli ro
! zoznat' uzitecne veci cd neu
: zitocnych a ktore veci by ma
y rodu nasmu k pokoju a blahu
J posluzili. A tie veci, veru, ne
mozu byt' inc, jako najpevnej
! sia. ma vzajemnej laske, obs
:: pol'nom ucteni zalozena cesko
j slovenska iednota. Ably sd ne
i museli zt'azovat Cesi, ktor
Il prisli konsolidovat' mas stat, {
@ verejne zalezitosti do poriadkt
! priviest, - co al SO zdarem Wy
!. konali - re 81 ich prace neva
zine. a aby nam opravneno ne
J museli do oci vyhadzovati "Ji;
J. jste nasyceni? Jiz jste sboha
n til? Bez mas kralujete? Ale 8
: byste kralovali, abychom m.
O spolu s vami kra ralovali." Z. kor
n ". 8.
2 Nemo2em zamlcat' ami to, o
} sa nasim slovenskym vytecni
} kom od samych Slovakov kriy
o ola deje, ked' ich V satyrie
O kych obrazkoch a poznamkac
a verejnemu posmechu vystavu
l. ju. Vel'mi som sa pohorsil na
T. tym obrazkom, kde Srobar, M
) cura Hodza sa predstavuj
% ma vysokom stl'pe, llu ktorem
lie rebrik pristaveny. Nuz ant
y po rebriku svojich sposobnt
+ stl a zasluh So stupen "a stul
81 nom dostali na vysoku svoj
s hodnost' odkiad maiu siroky
le daleky rozhlad po celom ST.
je veilsku vida, co konat' treh
e. k prospechu naroda :. 2 to al i
III ctive konajd. ze ami tito vysol
sy zasluzili lnuzovia nemozu vse
nj kym ludom vvhoviet', to hoy
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-05-11
Joz. L'ud. Holuby:
BIBLIA, NAJPEVNEJSIE SPO
JIVO SLOVAKOV S CECHMJ.

JIVO SLOVAKOV S CECHMJ.I
Y casoch mad d'arskeho uti-''
sku, jaka to bola radost', jak
slavnostne dni, ked' mas ma,
sci tichej utahnutosti navstivil
daktory, po Slovensku cestuju-I
ci Czech, SO vsetkych stran spe-
hovany. Nebolo snad ma celom
Slovensku ami jednoho domu,
kde by ho otvorenym naru-
cim a srdcem neboli uvitali, pa
tych krasnych SLOW pi-
sma svateho: "Bud'te k hostem
pfivetivi bez reptani. Jeden ka
zdy, jak wal dar tax vespolek
sobe pfisluhujte." A dnes, ked'
SINE sa pri vydatnej pomoci
bratov ceskych konecne jarma
otrockeho zbavili, uz by SINE We
deli a chceli ma tn prvu lasku
zabudnut', nevedeli by SINE tn
slobodu m1drejsie uzivat, nez
ma Cechov, ktori nam sem pri-
sli zaplnit' urady a miesta vo
Iverejnej sprave, ma jake sme
ISlovakov nemall na dostac, krl-
cat, notabene ma tych Cechov,
ktori su naSi sukmenovci-bra-
tia a dobrodincovia: "Prec 5
Cechmi Cecha do mocha a S
mechom do DunaJa!' Hanbim
sa re sa al TAXI Ledaslovaci ma
chadzaju medzi nami, ktori ta-
kym krikl1nstvom stvu a otra-
vuju ten pol'utovania hodny
l'ud, ktory majuc oci nevidi, ma
juc uSi neslysi, majuc rozum ne
rozumie. kan tieto stvanice ho
vedn, jaka hanba pred vide
lanym svetom, a jaku zahubu
lmu pripravuju! Stvanice proti
Cechom valne poskoduju aukto-
ritu uradov, ked' ich nenavisti
a posmechu Ii fudu vystavuju
A kazdy urad, ably mohol uspes
ne a chut'ou usilovnou svoju
i t. azku a caste zodpovednosti
plnu ulohu konat', musi pozi-
vat auktoritu u Pudu. Neni to
malickost', od 8. hodiny rano az
do 6tej vecera umornu pracu, ,
kancelari ukonat', "a to So
mu ma l'ud odvd' acit' nenavi
st'o a urazkami? Neskodilo by
tym stvacom do usf"a do dust "a
volat' to slovo - ME mole - a
lie apoStolovo, ktore madam a.
Il Mich musi mat veliku vahu
"Prosimet' pax vas, bratri, zne
tez ty, ktefl pracuii mezi vami
a predlozeni isUu vam V PAM
napominali vas a velice j,
|; milujte pro praci ieiich a mel
te Sc k sob6 vespolek ,pok ojne
\ (ThpsS " - IA
S jakou vseobecnou RADIO
st'ou SINE uvitali den nasho o
slobodenia, S jakym nadsenin
SINE privolavali nasim stat
/; nym ceskym osloboditelom sv'
je srdeGne ma zdar!' S iakyn
odusevnenim sme davali vyra,
, nasej mcdonnell jednote cesko
slovenskej. A 0 tri roxy pc
zdejsie by sa to nadsenie NAL
- zvrhnut Y zivu protivu toh
dusevneho nadsenia? CT by n
mas nepadalo to karave slovo a
postolovo: 80 nemoudri Galat
sti TAX nemoudri jste, re pc
cavse duchem, nyni telem dok
navate," Gal. III. Z.
{ Kop kolivek tych Cechov, 70
: licnych professorov a lradn
kov znam, a znam vysoko /.
II 'ich ctim hojny pocet, Ssetci
d euinentnou svedomitostou a n
a umornou pilnost'ou prace svoi
konaj1, a zasluzia plnej ni'
a re nasu uznalost' a uprinln
Il d'aku. ME ale surove urazk
/ l'ahkomvselnv 'pcsmech. O.
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vat. Spolu citit treba, spolu dr.
Eat, spolu pracovat' ma tom,
co naspu narodu kzdaru sluzi;
ably nebolo medzi nami takych
Slovakov, o ktorych by SINE len
so zialom museli povedat: ~
mas vysli, ale nebyli z mas; ne
DO byt' byli z mas, byli by I'll
stall nami." /. Jan, II. 19.
Ma to allarmujuce slovo
,"Cesi nas chcej1 pocestit!" ne
mann CO odpovedat', nez to la
tinske prislovie: "Ignotos fal-
lit notis est derisui" (Nezna-
lych klame, znalym je k smie-
chu) "a re este nikdy tolko slo-
venskych clankoch v ceskych
casopisoch nevyslo, jako prave
" najnovsie tri roxy, a ze mno-
hi, v uradoch ma Slovensku po-
stavene Cesi dokonale ovladaj6
spisebnu slovencinu. Al, to by
nebolo pre- mas nest astie, keby
bola moznost' pocestenia Slovs
kov; ma kazdy pad boloby tt
vyhodnejsie pre- mas, nez keby
mas boil Mad'ari drak6nskym
zakonami pomongolcili, co by
sa ste "a dost' kratky cas- bolt
StalO my SlOYaci hY sme boil
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
WHERE is CANT"

Theologians generally have taught
that man is trinity-body, soul and
spirit-and that the soul and spirit
act and think independently Of the
body, thus causing confusion in the
understanding of Gods word.
A writer whose name is unknown
has composed the following lines
on the subject, which illustrate the
difficulties encountered by those who
hold to the foregoing view:
Is man so great mystery as the
ologians teach?
Possessing other entities the eye can
never reach
The outer man Of dust was made, in
which they all agree,
And in this house there dwell a soul
and spirit, making three.
BY this arrangement, don't you see, a
triune man appears,
Mysterious as the three-one God who
centers everywhere;
For in the outer man there dwells the
mystic man, the soul,
Also a It'd, the spirit man, which
makes the compact whole.
Soon, body man returns to dust, the
spirit man to God,
The soul man down to hell is cast
to writhe in fire and blood;
So must Cain for six thousand years
in these conditions dwell
One Cain in dust one Cain with God
the other Cain In hell.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
WHO WILL BEAT 1T?

Listen, folks! Here is some
thing interesting. My club
raisers have started a race to
see who can send in the biggest
club of subscribers to The Fool
Killer. A few weeks ago Rev.
Vim. j. Davis, Ozark, Ark, sent
in a club of so with $3.50 to
pay for them. That was the
biggest club in two years, but
it didn't hold the record very
long, for right on the heels of
it came club of 72 with money
order for $1,000 from Andy
Cle1nentz, of Highland, I'll. I
already had big list at that Of
flee, and now with 72 more add
ed, I feel safe in saying that
from now on more Fool-Killers
will go to Highland, ILL.,, than
to any other postoffice in the
world. Who will be the next to
break the record? Remember
I am not giving any premiums
for big clubs. I have put the
price Of the paper SO low that I
can't afford to give premiums,
but hundreds of people enjoy
getting up big clubs just for
the fun of it. Now just best
yourselves and see who will be
1.-The next to head the list.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
NO FEBRUARY PAPER.

Well, honey, if you wanted to
get February Fool Killer as bad
as | wanted TO send you one,
/ reckon we are both purity badly
disappointed. did everything in
my power to get it ready in Feb
ruary, but couldn't quite make
it. This is the issue that intend
ed for February, but thought it
might as we'll be dated for March.
It don't matter SO much about the
date, nohow. The ''juice" is what
counts, and here it is. Drink it.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
Let Us Talk Over

Well, dear sinner friends, this Ia
Che Fool Killer.
How does it set on your stomach?
II you like it you can get more at
headquarters.
The Fool-Killer is not even a forty
'leventh cousin to any other paper on
earth.
It stands in a class by itself, and its
field is as broad as the English
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle,
collar nor halter.
You can put that down to start with.
am the fellow who works at the
pump-handle on thia rag of reform.
never travelled any to speak of,
but I have read great deal, and
have thunk some.
And then I started The Fool Killer,
lust to quiet my nerves and to keep
the old press from getting rusty.
From the seclusion of these wooded
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q bundle of literary dynamite that
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The Fool Killer is monthly mus
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If you are fool you had better not
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are wise you will, and that settles it
JAMES LARKIN PEARSON
Beomar, n. C..
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
Reduced Rates

Well, folkses, have decided to
risk my chances on putting The Fool
Killer back to it's old price. Print
paper Is still costing me twice as
much as it did before the war; but
the general trend of prices Is down.
ward, and I want to give my readers
Bhe benefit OF all possible reduction:
because know times are hard and
money scarce.
SO please tell everybody you see
can now get The Fool-Killer again at
the old price-25 cents for g single
subscription, or 10 cents each in clubs
of five or more at one time.
Now please rush In the subs like
you did in the old days, and I'u do
my level best to keep 'em awake.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
THE RADIOPHONE.

Well, all right. Now about
two minutes will be enough for
the Radiophone. And then if
you want more you can ask for
it.
The Radiophone, my dear
honey-bunch, is the latest de-
velopment of the Wireless. The
inventors have been working ON
it for years and had met with
a good deal of success some time
ago, but the thing is just now
beginning to reach the people.
Several of the large cities
now have powerful wireless tel
ephone sending stations-broad-
casting stations they are called
and they are continually send
ing out all kinds of entertain-
ments, music, lectures, sermons,
etc. Every night of the world
these things are going out thru
the air for thousands Of miles
in every direction. And in the
day time, too, for that matter.
The air over your head is pulls
ing with words all the time.
And now for the price of a
good mule you can have an
instrument in your own home
which will enable you to hear
all the noted speakers, lecturers,
singers and entertainers in the
big cities. These things will
come to you through the air no
matter where you are, and you
can hear every word clear and
lplain, although you may be two
or three thousand miles away
from the speakers. All this
will cost you absolutely nothing
except the small expense of buy
ing and installing the instru-
ment.
Now what do you think about
that, Hiram?
| Can you let such things as
that go on around you every day:
and still fail to see that a new
and wonderful age is dawning!
Man, wake up! You are now
living gust in the dawn of a
wonderful New Age. The Radi-
ophone is just one of the signs
of the times.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01

in this perfectly natural way.
After all, that is more reason
able, more interesting, and easi-
er to understand.
Hurrah for biological chemis-
try and the ductless glands!
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01
incidentally, it seems that the

incidentally, it seems that the
army airships have developed
a healthy habit Of junking them
selves. You remember the ZR-
2 not long ago. And now down
goes the Roma" at Langley.
Va, killing 35 men and crippl-
ing several others. Well, if men
won't learn to stay out of the in
fernal things they will just have
to go. You hardly ever hear
tell of a civilian airship being
wrecked or exploded. Think
about that.
The fool-killer., 1922-03-01

President Hardtimes wants to
postpone the bonus measures till
some more favorable time. Yes,
doggon it, and I expect lots Of
the poor fellows who died in
France would have been glad to
postpone THAT till some more
favorable time. But you pro-
badly remember that when the
plutes wanted the boys to go
off and suffer and die it had to
be done right then. There was
not any postponing in the case.