The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1922-03-28
THE OPTIMISTIC PESSIMIST

LIE VII lNuIS III TEOOlWlOl |
There surely is something contagious about baseball Even Lands was
not contented to warm the bench. Now he'll let Babe Ruth and a few
others try it a a punishment for transforming and other infractons.
Money, wen an abundance of it, doesn't amount to much after all,
when it has not the purchasing power is can be cen in Russia today and
there are many, many things in life that are umobtainable through dollars
as by the paper rouble route.
Some children W everything to their parents and others W their
parents grudges for bringing them into the world with bodies untitled for
the task of meeting lfes difficulties.
Not a few who bought cars on the instalment plan in the days of high
bonuses now find themselves OIL their uppers.
The political candidate who depends too much IN gas in his campaign
often finds himself higher than a kite after the returns come in and with
out a parachute along to slow down lis fall
An ArDuokle witness is ill a and the third, trial is delayed. The whole
rotten affair has made many decent minded persons sick, so the witness has
very little o the general public.
Many a watch is now being worn . o the pawn shop shelf instead of
on the wrist They're less conspicuous there at any rates and often time
is money.
victors of the world va find spohs don't amoun to much when they
have spoiled.
Promises to bring home pork don't go or much in Hawaii o that
the days Of the old fashioned luau are pau.
Some persons profit from the Experience they gain through their own
mistakes, others profit from the mistakes Of others
St. Louis is spending s1sO g g e 70 s e. a waters supply. Those who
have lived there do not wonder they want water instead of liquid mud,
which reminds is that perhaps the Democratic speakers in Hawaii may
develop a distaste for mud before another campaign is started.
There are limitations IS to how far n is willing to go in limiting of
ornaments. For instance, Honoulans ire convinced the army is small
enough right now. Cheer up, we if the force o Oahu be cut it will tend
to solve the housing problem.
Some persons read books because they enjoy them and others read
to be able to talk about them.
last Saturday. Under those circumstances she may well sound forth
her motto, Maui no ka OF.
1t may be said that she did nothing more than was expected
of her and she takes no credit for doing what she should do. One
who does everything that is expected Of him and fills the measure
to overlooking must naturally feel some little occasion for gratu-
lation and so it is quite fitting to remark once more, Maui no ka OF.
Mrs. Mary Atchery didn't run, she stood.
One cannot help wondering just a little as to how big the major
iy would have been if those $500 regTrants in Honolulu who did
not vote had recorded their views.
Delegate Baldwin will do what is expected Of him in Washing
ton.
The four power treaty has been ratified. The reservation that
no alliance is constituted by it's terms would appear to have. efec-
tually removed all objection that was offered to article two.u
The house has stopped worrying over the soldiers bonuses
Now it's for the senators to tackle the problem.
If the Democratic party in the Territory is to be reorganized,
who in thunder is to do the reorganization? Is it to be DIR. j. H.
Raymond, Jonah Kumalae, Mrs. Atcherly, Johnny Wilson, M. G.
Pacheco, or who? What has "Link' got to say about it? And
who's going to be the "angel'' to finance the campaigns if Link is
relegated to the scrap heap?
Some one remarks that he can recognize a resemblance be-
tween l.. l.. McCandless and William Jennings Bryan.
Sam Kalama's forecast was realized with ten percent added
to his figures for good measure.