The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-13

Home and imported ones
Amt we got fun?
Rescue homes are not intended for
the girl who is pal of her dads.
1t takes smiles as well as hardwood
! floors to make a home.
II must be nice to be a banker and
have nothing to do but open up oc-
casionally between holidays.
The difficulty in the way of picking
boys career before he is born is
that he may turn out to be a girl.
Old Bill Misgivens' wife says that
her idea of lazy person is the one
who offers to take pickles to pienic.
Make all the fun you please about
bobbed hair, but it is certainly an
improvement over the hair that is
wadded over the ears.
In the old days girls learned to
cook; you see, they didn't have any
mayonnaise dressing under which to
hide their ignorance.
Ar Emmett bride was SO ,nth,si-
astic when she went out to water the
newly planted trees that she gave
one nroketful to the clothes line post.
War is no doubt what Sherman said |
it was, but did you ever serve on the
board of county commissioners or the
city council?
A Slope farmer complains that he
Is lept awake every nigh, by thu mrs'
quitoes on his legs singing, "Tenting
on the Old Camp Ground"
4 4 4
A Texas man was given 30 days
for wearing secret order emblem.
II some men we know would get 30
lays for each emblem they wear they
would be in for life.
Three children of an Emmett fam (.
ly have birthdays on the same day
n June and they are not triplets
ither. All were born in different
ears. That stork must have used an
larm clock.
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After a thousand centuries Of ef-
ort the world has produced nothing
nore faultlessly beautiful than sin
lie between short and second when
he bases were full and the score tied !.
, the tenth inning,
A mystery that puzzles many
oultry raiser is how hen can find
hole in the fence to get out through p
nd then be utterly unable to see the n
ide-open gate when she wants to re- q
i'm to the chicken yard G
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Here's strange coincident: A Will #
am Strange married Martha W
TRANCE. The next news we hear Of h
lem probably will be little stran- Il
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Anxious writes to The Index for =,
formation how to remove face pow Sc
r from the shoulder of blue serge =,
at. Well, Anxious" hang the gar Y,
ent on the clothes line and beat like a
rug. Then carry q small whisk n,
Dom with you and carefully dust A
I her chin and cheeks before pro- "a,
eding in the usual manner. o,
az don't think much of these mis-
onary offerings, leastwise not from
baldheaded mans standpoint of
ew," said Old Bill Misgivens as he ~ a.,
rs waiting for his mail in the post
flee one Monday morning recently. E.
went to church to hear good Cos he
j sermon an bless me if the preach n
didn't take up the whole morning r.
king about missionaries, and when N
got through he says, Everybody ha
at wants to give So to help support
e missionaries hold up your right "a
nd Just then fly lit on my bald nj
ad and bit it like sin. l brushed it tn
before thought and it cost me
/, derned if it didn't
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Old Bill Misgivens was out visiting NJ
e of his German friends the other
Y. Henry" said he, "did you hear
out the mayor of Ontario being
Zach mine goodness oe
- replied Henry. "He was mine Dc