The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-05-11
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We ran across the othAr day: A WON.
an thanked an Insurance company for
prompt payment thus: August 9th
my husband took out policy. In less
than . month he was drowned con-
slider insurance > good investment"
! The U. s. Department Of Agricul-
tire is offering . free Ieaflet on How
to Tan = Hide" Your FIRST thought
may be that the school teachers should
send for it and learn the process; but
the teachers will not need to do so If
the parents have already qualified
along that line.
A young man who feels mighty
kindly toward certain young woman
took her into = drug store and in his
awkwardness spilled glass Of soda
water into her lap. He was confused
but not she. She smiled sweetly and
with perfect composure said: II
guess the drinks. ere on me-"
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When someone stops buying.
Someone stops selling.
When someone stops selling,
Someone stops making.
When someone stops making,
Someone stops earning.
When everyone stops earning,
Everybody stops buying.
Don't block the traffic-keep moving!
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The fact that the suit for breach
of promise against Hon. BIN Gump is
in progress prompts US to offer an
observation. When woman is left |
waiting at the church, she sues her
faithless lover for breach Of promise,
gets whatever he has ION him" and
enlists the sympathy Of the civilized
world. When a man is left waiting
at the church everybody laughs
When little Louis reached the ma
ture age Of and was about to dis
card rompers for manly knickerbock-
ers, his mother determined to make
the occasion memorable. The break
last table was laden with good things,
as the newly dressed child was led
INTO the room. All, cried the proud
mother, nov you are little mani"
louis was in ecstasies. Displaying
lis garments to their full advantage,
he edged closer to his mother and
Nom, can l call pa Bill
low 2"
Murphy, the foreman Of the rail-
ray repair gang, went to the office
0 report slight accident to one of
is force. He got blank and pro-
eeded to make out his report. He was I
citing along all right until he came
, the space headed Remarks. At =
,r staring at it while he beckoned
, the clerk, who asked: whats
ne matter, Pat" "Well, sor," said
Iurphy, Eye see it was Bills big toe
e hit wild tn hammer, and it wudn't K
TX well for. me T. write down tn a
lymarks Bill made" u
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A colored boy walked into drug =
ore and asked permission to use .
e telephone, then he called up Mr.. -
mes and the following conversation :,
ok place: b,
els this you, Mistah Jones ?" to
Eyes" Ii
"Well, Mistah Jones, / saw yo' nd II
de paper the other day and yo' q
lnted a colored boy. Did yo' get =
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Eyes" :.
as he givin' satisfaction = in
"Yes, he's giving perfect satisfac- NJ
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well, Mistah Jones, provided this nj
Iored boy don't give perfect salts Ii
-tion, you call me at 5O4." p
The colored boy turned and started p
t, and the druggist, who had over -
ard, remarked: "You didn't do any -
cd, did your" y.
-Yes, sah," came the reply. rs dat a.
ored what's workin' down there n
jest checking up to see how o.
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Many tall stories are told Of the an ~
) Of cyclones, which to those who -
70 not seen the work Of twister -,
unbelievable, The Index man has ~
a soma wonderful things. one Of =.
p hsine eomman grain straws M
vs.a throaGh the trunk Of six-inehl -
=. Here IL . new onS. however, Or
., tAs Maryv;lle. Ma. Tribaaa: =
iieox = i modest little town and -,
eitiaans shrink from publicity. bat -,
following incident, which happen -
during the recent cyclone in thatt
zhborhood. has finally leaked out:
or the storm had worked its havoc