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Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

Watch cuticura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off Ointment In FIVE minutes
with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. 1t
is wonderful what Cutlcura will do
for poor compilations, dandruff, itching
and red rough hands.-Advertisement.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Prolific Writer.

Clarlbel, age twelve, IS regular
reader of poetry. Not infrequently
she notes a poem signed Anonymous"
That puzzled her and one day she
asked her father who Anonymous" is,
Father had to admit he did not know.
SWELL" said Claribel, "he certainly
writes a lot Of poems"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Naturally Endowed.

The woman said she wanted book
to give her little boy on his birthday,
something useful and instructive.
Heres an excellent one on Self
Help" said the clerk.
"Self help" she exclaimed. "He
doesn't need any instruction In that
llne-you ought to see him at n party"
Boston Transcript.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Modern surnloal Wondsr.

translated a gland from a monkey
wrench to my flivver. Then l went for
a ride and motor cop tried to pinch
me for speeding, and the car hit him
and then climbed tree and hung from
the branches by Its tall lIght.-From
Letter in the Chicago Tribune.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Hard Labor.

"welf'|' said the shoe drummer,
"whatls going on, In Chiggersville to-
day?" ~.s
.,:Hestd. about Zeke Dawle" asked
Squire Witherbee.
r. 'trtcg Has'he gone to owork2"
"Yes. Quite number of our citi-
zens were on hand to see him accept a
position. II. fact, the courtroom was
crowdedSsr i. =,
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Poor Chance for Him.

He-W1fat would your father do II
I told him I wanted to marry you?
:. She-.He'd refer the matter to me.
;, !He (hopefuliE) )-7Apd. what would
you do?
Smart, WHO. proposed to me and was
'Gcceb a%hife you were trying to
make up your mind.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
::::,Ad;r'iil(|I...ti!||.!'::. I. !.
! I ( : with. J.
I :::11u1,,or
MIGHT PREFER OTHER PLACE

"Do yQu.suppose jazz musicians will
60 to heayen?"
maybe So" replied Mr.. Grumpson.
"Accordlng to the modern Idea, nearly
everybody Is going to heaven, but l
WON'T present my credentials to st.
Peter until find out whether or not
they'll have to check their horns at'the
gate"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Doubtful.

A London emporium has opened a
cafe where men muy sit In comfort
while their wives are shopping. That
Is, Of course, II there is man who
can sit in comfort while his wife is
doing that sort of thing.-London
Punch.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

, -. Specimens Of Maonifeenee. q
Teacher-The word grand" is used
/. ilss the sense iof splendid, sublime,
noble" and the like. Can you give an
.eSaRpie of SUCH use? ,.s
., Little .RohbyE,,-Yes'm. Grand dukes
dndigmnd rcen5.-Judge.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
'WllIle's suoasstion.

"lla,. can't 1 give baby a bite of my
appleT
"'"fae has no teeth to bite with yet
deaf" =.
"Can 1 get him yours, maj They're
oniIthe Bureau"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

"a Us ~, olt FIeyl0ue'
Z First Prlsoner-Well, pardner, what
Gre-you in .forf II. a..
Second Dltto-Found some ]ewelry.
f. P..s.Why, they wouldn't send you
ut, for that. would theyf
S, D.-Found 1t before the owner
lost 1t. - 80, 5
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

Flles'cannot stand extreme cold. BY
catching them and placing them in the
refrigerator overnight you will soon
get them so rheumatic that they can
not fly about and bother you.-Boston
Transcript.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Keen Housekeep;TIn,dj. III Z

i, "Y'see, on Sundays we rise late.
SThen we don't: need, much breakfast,
'becauseaIt is so near lunch time and
we, don't need any lunch becatise we've
'just had breakfast 80 & F.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
EoH Colds. Group and Pains.

Use Easher. Balm; II relieves at
once. AVOID limitations. Ask your
druggist. 'E. w. Vacher, Inc, New
Orleans. La.-Advertlsement.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

/ Dr. Peery's Dead Shot" is powerful but
safe. rs years OF success has proved Il.
With one single dose, Worms or Tapeworm
can be expelled from the system, and no
in addition. Money back II not satisfied
Advertisement
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
An Axiom.

Allce-Dld Gladys have good
timer
Virglnia-Well, she's a widow =
New York Sun.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
-fINEXPERIENcED

,..,9-SIs- INEXPERIENCED
l,<i"WRat kind Of coal do you wish,
mum7'
"Dear mel am So inexperienced
In these things. Are there various
kinds?" NJ
"oh yes. We have egg coal, chest
nut -" -
:: q: think I'll take egg coal. We
have; eggs Oftenerl than we have
chestnuts.Y Y'r'.i :. ',- e :.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Some More Truths.

WOULD you steam shovel pebble? Certainly not Implements
are built according to the work they have to do
Would you gown-ups remedy for your baby s7 Certainly not
Remedies prepared according to the work THEY have sedo
ALI this preliminary reminding you that Eetchers Castoa sought
this be warning against Substitutes and the usasoOd stuff that
may be all right for you in all your strength but dangerous for the little babe
All the mohove that lies within your heart cries you Be
Baby And being true to Baby you will keep the house remedies specially
prepared for babies you would babs food hau toothbrush sponge
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Tom. Dick or HarrY7

Gertle Gushley-oh, you darlIngl |
Just heard of your engagement today.
Sadie Summerglrl-Whlch onel
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Hoping.

II /, survive to ninety-three.
a, Or EVEN ninety-seveD,
nj llve'lh hope that there will be
No saxophones in heaven.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

We're all vain somewhere. Smart
people find out where and say agree
able things.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

It is more blessed to give than to
receive is balm for those who have
to give.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
! Progress.

North-7Do you, think infants are
burdened with original sln3 '"t
west-No; but they're saddled up
with considerable war debt. ,il
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
When He Gets L.

Does your wife ever 1t you drive
her carr"
) "Olts.Sis She is always most anxious
to have me take 1t whenever 1t needs
gasoilpe' androil." !. -.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

The sphinx got d reputation for, be-
ing wise by keeping, Its mouth shut
for 5000 years. ""F " @'''
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
MOTHERS AND. i.
]. DAUGHTERS.
Read This Letter ftom1~ Mrs.
- w: 81 HGg6e'sI,

Greenvatile, Del. ny was wal iSaaear&beI
impression that my eldest. daughter had
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Named Fin.

ga Named FIJI.
,''The baby specialist lsiih high duds.
con" ! . = . iiss' =.
"What's wrongY" .....
"a woman Of fashion summoned
him to attend her baby" "''' !
: "wellfg d cg., 90 !.
"The cute little animal has four
legs" 'f 81
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Question Mark.

Last week he sent me candy, say
ing sweets. to. the sweet"
"ASpttiy sentiment. What ofit2"
-"BIt now he Sends me an ivory hair
btnsh." 49,;
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
One Year,a Turnn,lt

Goods manufactured in the United
States during 1920 had value o. SEQ.
9l0,202,0O0.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

Even when you are discouraged, It
ia apparent the world is not.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

Riches have wings, but frequently
they 60 into a nose dive.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
spesdna .up Productlon.

!. .Allce-Why do you go shopping
,RhkAl You haven't any money!
g ;ylbgnia-0h, get through so
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

Devotion to duty pays bigger dlvl-
dends than anything else.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

someinternaItto
as ever sipcethe FIRST
time her Sickhessap-
pearSd sHeHad to go
to bed and'even had
to quit school once
for AlReek. / always
tske lydia E..:Pink-
hams We ge table
Compound myself 80
t@ye it: tor her and,
|she has. reeeiyed d
|gfesebeneht t'trbmit!
NJ ~
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
Swat

'Swatl
Tiie sleeters sing ON airy wing
AS they llnger hungrily by,
But oft their song. like that of the swan,
:: Is the last. before they die.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

There's beggary in the love that car
b be reckoned.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
FORCED TO 1T

T.. -. -. FORCED TO IT
r Mr. Thurston: Old GuzzIe's been
drinking like a fish ever since the
country went dry.
|; Mr. Wetmore: Put me next Where
does he get lt2
Mr. Thurston: From the Same
source where the fish gets HE drink.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28

quick turnover of your small Investment. Pre-
paid express and freight 10 cents per pair allow
ance west Of the Mississippi, and bonded "a hour
shipping service help increase profits and make
large Investments unnecessary. Write now for
catalog and full information. II there 10 no
Douglas dealerin your town you maybe awarded
EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS
tohandle this great natonaliy advertised product.
Any dealer who sells shoes can increase his profits
by adding W. L. Douglas shoes 10 his line.
pEMEMRER that "a, ,OOO 900 has been Spentin
No other shoes can equal W. L. Douglas in quick
Iales because people call for them. The results Oh
this advertising and 40 years Of honest shoemak
ing means sales and profits for you.
Wit, lstsT. h fra pphuisa viii lw fri uastaJ'L
WLDOUGlAS SHOE co., 10 Spark Street, BrOckton, RiSG
Ask your Dealer for W.LDouglas shoes,
Licking Valley courier., 1922-09-28
OneGoodMerchant
in Every Town
an establish profitable and permanent
aoe!bdsiness on limited capital through the

W. l., Douglas shoes are the
worlds best-known trade
marked shoes. High quality,
honest workmanship coupled
with low prices and latest
ntvlaa maka AaaY Aalaa and
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
MOORE LEFT BIO ESTATE
jswsisrs Persenaity Valued a
100000 and Upward

3cweier, who died on October 81 at 1910
West Girsrd avenue. hasaeen probated
and letters testamentary granted to the
Pennsylvania Company for 1nsurances
OH Lives and Granting Annuities. The
dccedcnt left personal effects valued at
5000, 900 and upward and real estate
the value OF which has not been
ascertained. The estate Is devised to
tbe widow, Laura V. Moore; two sons,
Walter II. and Elmer Moore, and
grandchildrsn.
The personal effects Of the estate Of
Philip Rosenau has been appraised at
testStor in the arm Of Rosensu, Frankel
& Co. 10 valued at 800, ,344.35.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
TAKE OWL SERVICE TEST

A civil service examination for the
position Of assistant fire marshal was
Mold at City Hall yesterday. The test
waA participated in by ten applicants.
some Of whom are connected with the
fire marshal's department. The posi-.
ton pays $1,000 q year and bonus.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
p|NCHOT TO SPEAK
TO HEAD WORKERS
foromon'S Club 70 Listen TO
Talk by Republican
Nominee
1000 WILL BE PRESENT
SPEAK 1Tothoy Thorno To,orc An10pT
(@E&| o''I . r. - J g. H. zou - Ia.,o.,,
D

Clifford Pinchot will address 1000
foremen, executives and their wives at
the meeting Of the Foreman's Club. OF
che Philadelphia Industrial Association
in the John Il. Stetson AUDITORIUM to.
night. His subject will be Morale In
Industry and In the Public Service"
A musical program has been provided
By Mrs. Clara Abbott. Of the Philadel.
phia Music League.
There will be motion pictures depict.
ing the logging and lumber industry IN
the Northwest; also logging scenes In
italy and Burma.
Charles e. Brinley, president Of the
American Pulley Company, will preside.
Beginning on November 9 and con-
tinuing throughout the season, the In.
dustrial Association will maintain group
conferences in cooperation with the
Board Of Education.
The object Of the Foreman's Club Is
to bring together tho foremen OF the
philadelphia area for social contacts,
Interchange Of ideas. to afford an. on.
portunity for mutual education In fore.
manship and management, and to hear
addresses BY prominent speakers upon
current topics Of interest 70 foremsn
and executives.
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
A Gripping and Imaginative Story of
Mystery, Lure and Intrigue, Touch
ing Every Phase of Human Glory.

you have any. The thing IL,
simply an absurdity. 1t 10 a
case for the police! The mer,
ought to be floggedr' he said
with a break in his voice. ~
Joan was very pale. 5.srs3
Have 1 been very fooliah2"
she said family. 81 didn't be-
lieve It myself at first. But there
is a mystery about my father.
And then the photograph-and,
Janet Mackellar. There are lots
of things that all seem to- fit in
80 we'll" ~. -yl.
Mottisfont looked startled. He
saw how strung up and over
wrought she was. The profess
sional mask came over his face.
he seated himself. and with his
arms on the table, began to ques-
ton her skillfully and quietly.
AS a trained barrister knows how
to soothe and put at ease an
excited witness, so his voice
soothed Joan. She became calmer,
and told her story again. This
time she told it well. emitting
very little.
Philip listened with growing
amazement. and slowly the look
in his eyes changed. At the
finish he rose to his feet.
Good heavensp he muttered.
For a moment they stared At
each other in silence.
There is something in this"
he said in an altered voice. Il
see my way through it now. In
credible though, 1t sounds. be-
lieve there is truth in it," He
looked at Joan with something
like awe. "You-Lady Tallbcis
of Knayth"'
His hands fell at his side. Joans
violet eyes looked up at him ard
smiled happily.
"I feel as If were living in fairy
land" she said. 81 don't blame
you for disbelieving-even feel
quite sure now. think" she
. added with a little laugh, ''it was
my wonderful visit to Knayth that
brought IT home to me-"
What was that?" he asked
quickly.
Ito Be Continued TomorrowJ
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
and answered with a touch OF

her and answered with a touch OF
mockery.
Are you not aware. madam.
that it is usual to apply to coun'
sci through a SOLICITOR"
Does that mean that you re-
fuse?" she said. little haughtily.
Her cheeks became suddenly
tinged with pink.
mo, no" he said hastily. Il beg
your pardon. You want my advice
on something? I shall give It only
too gladly" He seated himself
and allowed his eyes to dwell on
the exquisite little face that looked
UP at his. What is it that I can
do?"
"I have heard that have a
claim on an inheritance"
Philip raised his eyebrows.
Really? congratulate you.
What is IT."
nave ledlutu lOuayB ooNA
Joan quietly. that in the eyes OF
the law I am Lady Tallbois Of
Knayth: the inheritress Of the title
and estates"
Mottisfnot's first thought was
that Joan had suddenly become in
sane. Then he realized that she
was perfectly serious and suffering
from an intense, suppressed excite
ment. Before he could say any
thing, Joan plunged into her tale.
She did not tell II well. Her
words stumbled over each other,
Vaille. Bell and the Tallbois peer
age were all mixed together in her
story. But Mottisfont's keen ear
caught the meaning Of it, and as
he listened his face showed amaze
ment. incredulity, and when she
had finished. a fierce anger. He
sprang to his feet.
This is the most infamous thing
ever heard off, he cried hotly.
'why?" faltered Joan. ashast.
Mottisfont looked down at her with
infinite pity and sympathy.
"Is II possible, Miss Ayre, that
you don't see this is a wicked
hoax" he exclaimed. You are
being exploited by a pair Of
scoundrels! They are trying to
get your money out Of you, II
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
|H A r D E N E D.
ARTERIES
BY Brice Belden, NJ. D.

A RTERIOSCL OSIS, or
~ hardening of the blood-ves-
sells. seldom involves all of
the arteries Of the body to the
same extent but usually attacks
individual mechanisms, such as
the heart. the kidneys, the brain,
or the vessels quite distant from
vital centers. This accounts for
the varying symptoms in different
cases.
At the same time there are
certain general symptoms which
are more or less characteristic of
this condition. For example,
there is a general letting down
Of the mental powers, with In.
ability to concentrate attention
and diminished physical energy.
The affected individual Is easily
fatigued. and II exertions are mar.
sisted in the patient suffers
from headache and exhaustion.
Under the stress Of excitement or
Ao1A6uo thOtC may Do loss OF
memory for proper words or dis.
turbances Of speech.
There 10 usually an increasinR
irritsbility Of temper. The pa.
tient's realization that his judR.
ment il getting poorer, his SET.
control lessening and his physi.
cal powers waning tends to in.
tensify this irritability.
These patients are peculiarly
susceptible to the effects of alco.
hol and tobacco. Moderate in.
diligence causes distressing sen.
sations. This susceptibility often
gives q clue to the nature Of a
persons ailment.
Giddiness and headache are
other common symptoms, esps.
ciaily significant IL OF daily o..
currence. The giddiness may be
brought on by change Of posi-.
ton; objects may seem to sway
Q little and there is q feeling OF
hesitation and uncertainty In
moving about. The headache 10
present when the patient arises,
persists eli day, and gets more
intense toward evening.
Disturbed sleep and mental do.
pression also plague those pa.
TENTS.
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
HotD to Haze Pretty
Natural Looking Curls
USE srLMrRfNp


Straight. isnk hair 10 becoming "a but
few women and there's no. excuse now
for anyone looking homsiy and un.
ksmpt on that account. Those who have
foresworn the curling iron bsoauss ot
the damage II does by drying ana break.
Ing the hair. win be glad 70 hear that
dues . far better ana prsttisr effect.
without any .tnjurious rssult whatsvsr.
II Just . small ousntity OF liquid silrnet-
before doing up the hair, the iovsiisst
paturai loking euris ana waves will be
In svidsnss In three heurs, ana there
will be nethinr stresky, sticky, or
A few ounces sf liquid siimsrins, OBJ
tsinabls at any drus store, will prove .
welcome addition to many q dressiHs q
table. II 10 best applied BY dividing the
hair into strands and mo'stsning each
Of them separately from root to tip. The
ss:.s.sa.sssi. s.ssiss . sa sh.,s.s n. ais tGr b.
long or bobbed,
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
DAINTY HOUSE
CLOTHES |
By Rita Stuyvesant-

"HIs Is almost the house.
cleaning season and the
l. housewife while busy with
her tasks must not forget her per-
sonal appea rance. Never before
have the housedresses been so
attractive, and one need not select
the prim calico or homely type OF
Bingham housedress that we for
merly knew 20 we'll and liked 90
little.
A slip.on frock Of tiny checked
EinEham in q good quality Will
pay for itself many times In serv-
ice and dainty appearance. Pink
and white, blue, green, orchid or
yellow and white check may all be
selected and combined with plain
white to create O dainty dress. a
simple kinono style, that 10 not
too roomy, however. will be best
with short sleeves and round
neck.
There are dainty collar and cuff
sets Of white linene with binding
Of checked gingham on the bias
that are very pretty. or perhaps
YOU prefer an all.white collar ana
cuff set for your dress. White
DthH Dinutnk, ah Eoouy " eNt
be found convenient TO outline the
pockets and deep hem, ana per
haps the sash, too, Of the ging'
ham,
A housedress Of this kind allows
. small opening In the back. 1t is
extremely simple to launder, ana
may be ironed fiat, which 10 quito
an AdvantREe,
Plain eolored ohambrays or
ilnene finish fabrics are interest'
ing combined with cretonne trim
mines.
A little stitohery adds to the
simple housedress, and black "
interesting on all light colors. Foe
instance, q rose hnene finish
frook was buttonhoied with black
silk twist on the oval neck. short
sleeves. deep basketsshaped pook'
cts and on the belt, You will per-
Naps find many suggestions among
the children's clothes,
white linen makss y trim house:
dress and has the ndventnfs ot
being easiiy iaundcrod, II should
he made after the practical style
Of the RED Cross aprons, ana n
usually cool,
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
TEACHING CHILDREN TO PLAY
BY VIM. A. McK Keever-

This second affair again calls for
instruction in the making Of every
separate stroke.
Children who are left merely to
stumble upon the practice often
play Intellectually just as they
work Intellectually until shown how
to do better.
Insist on your boys making q
good kite, II he docs make any at
all. Study the parts and connec-
tions with him. Take time to
show him the true strokes in swim.
ming: how to start and to make
speed In running, how to swing the
oar in rowing. Teach your girl
how to dress her doll, how to
thread her needle. how to hold her
tiny brush in painting pictures.
and the like.
Teach your child a variety Of
play. He should know a consider
able list OF games to play as an
individual, solitaire" games. And,
then, he should know how to play
all the standard group games. Do
not become misled with the idea
that through play practice your
child 10 merely getting fun ana en-.
tertainment. That cheapens and
belittles this important matter.
His play Is the major part Of his
education. for the time being. Out
Of II he In acquiring the elements of
skill, Of agility and Of self-control,
which later can be wrought into
the more serious affairs Of life, and
greatly to his profit.
But the biggest meaning Of play
Is yet to be started. It II a rare
experience. social insight and hu-
man sympathy derived from prac-
tice Of what the masses have been
doing throughout past generations,
and are doing now.
To play as all other children do:
to mingle in the practice thereof
with all classes and grades OF the
young; and finally as q conse.
quence to think the thoughts of
the whole generation Of childhood
this 10 to make your boy or girl
one with the great human family.
The Washington times., 1922-09-13
ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN
By Beatrice Fairfax

and because Of soms influence
h, exerts over her. she has
again returned TO him. Now No
has her living with him IN the
Same room with another couple,
and am fearing that he may be
trying TO lead her into wrong
ways, Ho 10 again out or work
and sho Wishes to como back to
me, What I should like to know
is this, do you think ] ought to
take her haok, or should let hor
ramain with this former husba ad
of hers In order TO teach her q
lessonY And what steps can
take to compel him TO leave her
alone II I do taks her bsokf lie
is not Of a fine type, but 10 dis
honest and iaHy--in faet, has
quite the appearance Of n rewdY,
MRS, c, I
TT might be q sad lesson for
i YOU TO let your daunhtsr fe'
main with q man of whose CHAR
setter yeu have such grave doubts,
hut unless yeu can make the girl
realise how she 10 throwing her life
away an this man, yeu won't be
doing her much service even II
YOU take her inte your home
again, think she belongs with
YOU. And on the SCORE OF handling
the man you need legal aid. Why
not consult a lawyer? II is well
worth your while to find the right
method Of protecting your dsugh.
ter. Don't reproaoh her, Don't
sceid her, just dc all n your
peweE ts help her,