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The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
CANADA'S REVENUE OFF
MORE THAN $4,000, 900
Drop in March Still Heavy,
but Less in Proportion.

OTTAWA Ont, March 3f.--Cauada
lost $4,000, 900 in customs and excise
revenue for the fiscal year as compared
with the previous year, figures given on;
to-day show. The total revenue for the
year ending March. 1922. was $229,S00.-
274. against 1894. 407,56S for last year.
The drop in revenue for the month OF
March, however. was propo2 onately
less than for the year as Whole, totals
being s20.071.757 in 1922, as against
S21.771. 065 for 1921, decrease OF
s1,69s,03s. The falling off in customs
duties alone was only $500 for the
month as compared to March of last
wear
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
SOUTH PENN EARRINGS SLUMP

The slump in the South Penn Oil Com
pany's earnings in 1921 is another evil
dence of the depression which the oil
industry suffered last year. Its net in
come, after deducting operating ex-
penses. taxes, depreciation and depletion.
was s404 $50. or soc share earned on
the 10000 shares of its capital stock
outstanding as contrasted with S5,4S959l,
or s27.45 a share. in 1920. After payment
OF dividends the companys deficit was
50. 1898 In 1921 in contrast to sur
plus of si.4ss.59i in the preceding year.
The profit and loss surplus totals $l4.-
0i6.2 go against 1921 57s in 1890.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
BEAVER BOARD EXTENSION.
Not Enough Deposits Made for Re-
adjustment Plan.

The reorganization managers of the
Beaver Board companies announced
yesterday that it will be impossible to
complete the proposed plan of readjust-
ment of the Indebtedness by April AS
contemplated. and the committee rep
ressnting creditors holding obligations
that mature to-day have requested an
extension until April 90 More than
three-quarters Of the creditors have as
ssnted.
Sufficient deposit of s per cent. gold
notes and stock has not been received
TO make possible the completion OF the
plan. If such sposit is not obtained Il
reecivership will be necessary, the man
ayers statement sets forth.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
LEGAL NEWS TO BE FEATURED.
New Service 10 Open Omccs for It's
Work About May \.

Incorporation of the Legal News Ser
vice at Albany was announced here
yesterday.
The new organization, according TO
David S. Garland former editor in chief
Of the American and English Encyclo-
pedia of Law. one of the incorporators,
plans to furnish to New York news
papers and possibly those in other cities
information OF legal decisions affecting
the everyday life of the citizen, IL
gether with other legal matters of pub
lie interest.
The concern will open offices about
May at $50 Broadway. Tho incorpo-
rators beside Mr.. Garland are Raymond
ID. Thurber. one of the original editors
of R6nch aud Bdr: Major Henry S.
Hooker OF the former law firm of Nav
win, Hooker & Roosevelt and Ralph o.
Willguss of Watson. Harrington A
Sheppard.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01

APPLES-King. Dbl, s5.5od1 .50 Mann, 81
GI.Jo; Baldwin. s5as.25; WAGNER, $5dI:
No. Spy, x64i0: Ben Davis, $45016; Russet,
S596.a0; ord. unsraded. SaM5 30: Newtown
pip. Western, box. so.2J@3.75; Jonathan b.
G.. box. $3.50: Mcintosh, $500. so: Wine
sap. $2.2af4.25; Spitzenoers, s2.2oq4' Rome
Beauty. $oM4; Delicious. S.. a5di.50.
BEANs-Marrow, choice, domestic. 100 lbs,
So 1871; pea. $7.10G7.25: medium. $1,000
10: kotcnash. S5Gr550 red kidney. $3.50
$50: Imperial. $3.50: white kidney. $40.
BUTTER-creamery. higher than extras.
flrsts, 34LI35Mc.; seconds 32isG34c. lower
grades. S1d32c.; centralized cars. 90 score.
sygs3hc. 80 score. S4has aA SIS - score.
34d34hc.. 81 to 81 score. 32It433isc.: I'M
sailed, higher than extras, 3sd3sisc.; extras.
% score. s7a371tc.; firsts. 34Aa30,Ac.; sec
Ssas f,Dss sweT Ees sosa Z, n sase
33g34lsc.: common TO fair, 2sd32c ladies.
current make. extras. 2Ils@2sc.: flrsts. 24i.
d22c. packing stock. current make. No.
23c.: No. 2. 2ihQ22c. lower grades. 1sd2ic.
.CHEESE--New York State flats. held spe-
Gals. 24925c.: fresh specials; coa2o.fc.;
held specials. a3ika2fc.: fresh specials, eo9
2oi4c. average run, i3Mf9iac.; Wisconsin.
double dsisies colored fancy. 2sg24c. single
ices. held. 23s4024isc.
EGGS-Fresh gathered. extras, dozen, 3oc.;
etorage packed, extra firsts, 2shd 2ec..
firsts, 27a2sc.; regular packed. extra firsts.
packed, No. /. 23is6c4c.: No and poorer.
22rG113c. checks. fair TO choice dry, 2oGD
23c; New Jersey, hennery whites, candled
extras. SIC; uncandled extras. 34dD35c. near
by and nearby Western. hennery whites.
average osxtras. 34c.. extra firsts. 32G33c.
flrsta 2e93ic. nearby gathered whites.
flrsts to extra firsts. 2oas2c. under grades
2Td2sc.; pullets eggs o6G26Mc,: Pacific
coast whites. extras, 35c. extra flrsts, $500
3tc. firsts. 29Hd32c.: under grades. $50
.pc.. puilets. 26d28isc.; other Western and
Southern gathered whites. 27n3oc nearby
md nearby Western. hennery browns extra.
aoHSfc.. nearby brown and mixed coors.
gathered extras, 30c. frsts TO extra firsis,
a5isn Pc. duck eggs. baltimore. Maryland
Southern. $50 isc., far Southern. good 70
primo. a5c. goose cggs. si.eJifl.5c.
POULTRY. Observation-Disclosures
hrpilers, 2Ii Sc. fryerr. 27I32c. roasters.
.set3sc. fresh a'ags, 20I2Bc. fowls, freeh
western. boyes. 23W33c. kegs. 28n33c.
hblE. dry. 23aSec; Iced. 22Q30c.: frozen.
22p32c. old cocks, fresh. 20n2Jc. frozen,
frozen. Western 36gr4sc, turkeys. young,
fresh SD 56c. frozen. No. j. IIG5fc. poor
to good, 35M46c.. old toms. 3JT12c; old
hens, 400 isc.; ducks. Long Island. Bpring.
BIC; Western, frozen. 2ea2sc. geese. West.
ern. frozen. 10000. squads, fresh, white,
dozen. 1910.
POUTRy. .LIvE-Fowls. freight. CSC, eN-
press. 2Sd30c. chickens. freight. 22a40c,
express, 2SG32c.: spring brclisrs, freight.
ISc. express. a5UIJc.; capons. freight O.
express. 35n5Vc old BOOSTERS, freight, isc,.
turkeys, freight. 21I3oc. express 33a SOC;
coyy, tie. geese. freight. i50isc; express.
ia 20s swan, ioc.. rigcon1. pair. Coo.
guineas, pair. Ioc; rabbts, freight or eS.
presei 2sasoc.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Underwear Division Formed.

At a meeting yesterday Of the execu-
tive board OF the United Waist League
OF America the establishment of an un-
derwear manufacturers division within
the membership was authorized. The de-
cision resulted from the similarity Of
markets to which the waist and under
wear manufacturers cater The under
wear manufacturers will become active
members of the league, paying the
same membership fees. and will enjoy
full privileges of the organization.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Increasing Demand for Crepe.

In the display of summer fabrics
featured. crepe in checked and striped
patterns is rapidly understanding all
others in early season sales. Some mills
are dcvoting the greater part OF their
production to meeting the demand.
Sateen up to this time has had active
sales, out few centers appear willing to
make further commitments on this fab
rio. as the time for displaying light
weight goods draws near. The finer
constructions, however continue on sale.
White goods are being moved with diff
ficulty. due in great part to the with
drawal of demand from the undergar-
ment trade. Buying interest Is rapidly
on the w8ne for these constructions.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Restricted Buying in Coal Area.

The effect of the coal strike on whole
sale buying here Is shown in the report
Of a local clothing manufacturer. This
manufacturer notes numerous cancella-
ton OF orders from buyers IN the az
fected areas, while postponement OF
contemplated trips to the local market
for fill-in merchandise IS general. Sales
men likewise confirm these tendencies.
indicating that retailers are unwilling to
stock up on merchandise. while con-
sumner purchasing power is likely to be
restricted. Shorthanded buying is said
tc be general in other lines as we'll In
these regions.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Cotton Leads TalI Lines.

Trade comment on the FALL line OF
shirts being prepared forecasts little
price change and prominence Of fine.
grades OF cotton fabrics. Silk fabrics
are receiving limited attention. II Is ex-
pected that new lines win be shown i'm
mediately after Easter by the majority
Of manufacturers, as many buyers are
expected to be in town then for summer
and fall merchandise. Strengthening
piece goods prices are expected to pre-
clude radical price reductions in finished
products and the conservative buying
expected would check price advances.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
LESS FOR VULCAN DEFINING fiS.'
Earnings Decrease In Last Year to
3 Cents Share.

Another company which felt the de-
preston in 1921 was the Vulcan Detin-
ming Company. Its earnings of that
year after expenses, depreciation and in
ventory adjustments were $685. or 3
cents share earned on the s2.419.40o Of
its combined preferred and preferred a
stocks. In 1920 the comyany's earnings
were So. 1885, or $3.50 share. After pay
ment of dividends there was q deficit
Of stl.50 against s1i4,970 in 1920.
The company's balance sheets shows
cash $S0,246 in contrast to S,2i3 in 1920:
accounts receivable, etc, $l72,0 36 against
s12i.2l2 inventories, $685.. 1896 in contrast
to s615693; accounts and notes payable
Federal taxes etc, $326. S91, against $4sa.-
?04 in 1920. The surplus was reduced
&l.450.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
ESTATES .rPRArsED.

LOUIS FUTIG died Sovomtsr ~, 1870.
Total estate Si5l,0iT, not sl3433t. Tho
widow is TO get the whole cxtate except n
few small beoucstH.
LEOPOLD FALKENBURG. died July 30.
1920. Total estate Sill, 1856. ret SfO5 COS.
The estate goes 10 brother. Monroe
MAX BoDENHErMER, died June rs, 1921.
Total estate f3f<.7gf. mt $500. 2Js. The
state Is distributed ainong thirty-six rcia-
lives.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Australia sells Bonds.

Tho Commonwealth or Australia has
sold to London bankers f5.00o,OO0 or its
per cent. bonds TO mature in 1895. which
are being offered on SO per cent
basis
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
CHICAGO PRICES.
NEW YORK PRICES.

uHEAT-No. . red and No. hard 81 .46ia ;
No. Manitoba. s1.55: No. mixed durum.
s1.36il c. !. (. track New York to arrive
CORN-No 2 yellow and No. white, l2sac
No. mixed 72kc. c. 1. I. New York.
RYE-No. . Western, S1.11z I. o. b. New
York and $1.l0 C. !. (. export.
BARLEY-Malting. 13lsq77l2c. c.. l. I. New
yorr.
Observation-Disclosures and Canadian.
HAY-No. i. se7a27: No. .. s25@27; No. 9,
Sas@2C: chipping. $2t923.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01

OIL CITY. March sf.--Credit balances.
1925; runs 81 500 average, 51.955, ship.
ments. SLIGO; average. 1850.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
BID AND ASKED QUOTATIONS

\. y. STOCK EXCHANGE QUOTATIONS..
To the following prices accrued interest
IS TO be added
soREIGN GOVERNMENT AND MUNICH
PAL BONDS.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
Fire Record

a. NJ. Loss.
IL :3s-3662 Broadway: unknown . Unknown
:5J-19 w. 18th st. unknown. Unknown
3:0o-42s It'll av.: Hotel Shine. +. Unknown
5:S5-3050 I'd av, Bronx; IN known. Unknown
1:15-lO0 Park Row; chimney, Hotel
olympic ................U Unknown
S;3o-1S3f Marmion av., Bronx: lisa
dore Horowitz ............. Unknown
ii :Oo-23I East 10th st.. The Bronx:
United Laboratories Company.
II :23--56s West oath St; Nicholas
Bance ......s.ts............. Unknown
i2:tJ-25o East flad St. The Bronx;
Harry Eldridre ............. .TriflinS
IL EOS Ann st.; Levi p Morton. Unknown
3:45-t85 East 10th at: Menotto
Coccora ......... .......... THRILLING
4:fo-44 East 10th ST.: Mrs. Cartin Unknown
5:oo-I22 East nth ST.; Standard
e:1o--so waverley place; shapiro
Front Co. .....: Unknown
6:3o-25 Hester ST.; Blsustein Bros. Unknown
7:25-5i Essex ST.; Fandell & Reider.
s:55-14s W. 25th st.: Jacob Wen
% :25-lcass u. isoth ST.. Bronx: Jo-
seph Barish .............. Unknown
o:30-9 w. goth st.. unknown. Unknown
p.55--Tf W. o3d ST.: Masonic Temple. Trifling
10 :0o--463 9th av. Reliance Floating
and Button Co. Unknown
fO:f0-Tt Clinton ST.: Nathan Reich Unknown
I0:25-1o4 w Tooth ST.. James Fu3co. Trifilng
II :f5-27 underwater ST.: Nemia
Press Co....... Unknown
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
rs GOVERNMENT BONDS.

Chasing prices OF stocks in which there
ere no transa ctions yesterday:
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01

schedulss IN bankruptcy filed yesterday IN
the United Sta;ea District Court were:
suLDRED GUMB1NNER. ios West Thirty
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-04-01
WILL ASK S7,5OO,O0O
FOR WILSON DAM
Congress Committee After In
spection Agrees on Contin-
uation of Work There.
New York Herald Bureau.
Washington, ID. c., March 81.

specfar Dispatch 70 THE New Yoak HEaAlD.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18
In Four.
Reels
By r. Thronorton

Reel I.
|" HE Civil War has swept like
q vacuum cleaner over the
country. The scene II Con-
stantinpole. where a company OF
police reserves has been raised
bylsailant Capt. Cyrus Clone. called
Cyclone" for short. Titie-Evsry
one q hero. they march braveiy
away, glad Of a change Of scene
and. face.
Cyclones loving mother presses
q parting gift upon him. It ID q
lovely crepe de chine soup tureen.
and tears come to all eyes.
10 Dyne. the village belle. taking
Cy by the arm. walks with him to
the Hoboken pier-Titis-Lovers
since birth. even grim war cannot
shake her.
Reel II.
In the trenches before Detroit.
Cy's company siseping. on their
arms. Arms 80 to sleep. 20 they
witch to left arms. Title-Hem-
med in by. Admiral brakes fleet.
me sorely stricken troops are on
the qui vive.
General Depression asks for
volunteers to spike enemy's he'll
NETS. Cy and an unbearded youth.
the youngest recruit. salute the
general. who says: Spoken title-
You may never come back. but
II you do you win be changed
men," The heroes climb over the
top.
Reel III.
Interior Of Detroit flivver faor
tory--Air il filled with flying shells
and peanuts litter floor. Cy and
unbearded youth busy themselves
pouring plaster Of paris into tin
lizzie gasoline tanks when there =
. loud explosion and 400 bayonsts
are pointed at their breasts. The
Chinese bandit leader cries rather
uselessly-spoken title: Halt. yOu
are capturedr'
The unbearded youth. wrench
ing rifle from one enemy, drives
hole, in Gordon and springins to
window. shouts to ,Cy-Spoken
title: DAY by day in every way
I'm getting better and better"
Reel w.
The Firing Squad-With his
back to the pyramids. Cy faces
his executioners with q smile part
ed In the middle. Before the
enemy captain can give the COM
mand ''Firer' there IL q tremen-
dous Tapping of wings and an
immense flock Of birds Of para
disc hovers between rifles and Cy.
It being against the law to pos
sess aigrettss the captain orders
the rifles lowered.
Suddenly the gates Of the city
fall In and there rides. the Amsr-
lean nest. The unbeardsd soldier
rides up In an Amsterdam avenue
car and kisses Cy on both chss,rs.
Cy thinks he 10 about to recsivs
. French decoration when 10! tie
unbsarded soldier. removing his
moastache. reveals 10 herself. She
ories-spoken title: 1T II I. oh I.
Oh I. oh!" Cy. folding her In his
arms. says-spolken title: Yes. I
know, Il - 10. but thought Iodids
Of potassium" Fade out.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18
WE'LL SAY so!

VWV HE inexpert user Of cosmet.
ics changes the complexion
Il Of things every day.
They say no man u q hero to
. wife--uniess It happens to b
the wife he's not married to.
A man out in New Jsrsey =
out with the chickens every
night and his wife doesn't mind.
He raises 'em for poultry shows.
When . wife stops complain
ing the average man begins to
suspect she must be Ill.
Some men are natural geniuses
while others Just can't seem to
escape goihk with . girl who
feels she'd make him q good wife.
II al the prettisst women in
America selected by the S,7ss.3<5
beauty contests held last year
were gathered in one spot. what
= beauty spot that would makel
Every time the bootlegger
thinks Of the possible return of
light wines and beers he curses
the lack Of liberty the country
gives him.
Perhaps Il II because We are
al brothers under the skin that
our brothers try to skin ~.
The trouble with . lot Of dumb
balls u that they prove II BY
talking % much.
~ AN haA just returned 10 his
- oid home IN the South from
~ q city job. with the hslr
Of an instailmsnt house he was
arraysd to compete with an
aurora He was al puffsd -up
with the admiration ana compli-
msnts Of his fsmais nelehborv---
that b, with the exception Of his
hard.working wifs. 60 one day
N the prseencs q number q
his frisnds he snsd 10 hh spouss;
''tsok yuh. sld w6snaAls An -
gais says how fins I leoks. and
you ain't aid nothlns'
she sSowiy took him IN from
head 70 foot, and sasa: "Niesah.
you jest puts me n rnlhN of an
accident locs'r' FOR = p1aos 70
happen. ."SJisdgA ". ~
The Washington times., 1922-12-18
OUR VERY OWN
DICTIONAR
>0RITFCIsM-something which
u . women thinks It ID moro
u blessed to give than to re-

NHITEClSM-S which
. woman thinks It ID more
49, blessed to give than to re-
cslvs. -
. Lost Notion--Marrying q man
. reform. him.
BAhty--Somsthing that 10 only
sltH deep and mot always skirt
Bnk Stockings-Ane article of
adornment which Eve didn't have
N he Garden: consequently she
A1dn't think II was Paradise. !
Ancsstorwhat some people
sewer. hush up about. and what
other people hush up about with
HUH rnoasy. - t
Popularity-rhs condition Of
young man with . high.powsrsd
car which he can drive with one
iAanq, / -, ~
Grand 'oper~-rhs freedom Of
ne hish c..
!. Hnoors - What every opsra
singer takes. whether she de-
seryes II or not. +. '''
Cod TAs condition Of the audi
ence. after son1sbody's grand
mother has bssn doing child imila-
Afonolessst A vaudsvfns ,psr-
former who begins BY removing .
pair Of white kid gloves.
Aas1cian-A monologist who BE-
gins BY rolling back his cuffs.
Joke SUmething which q man
tsils and . woman uses her own
diecrstion about repeating.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18
sMedbury
1 Says
BY John p. Medbury

BY John p. Medbury.
sc'D'risA' s1.ais...,. l:as :, Ias.S x.ps Features
~ OR years the society women
have been going horse
- back riding every morn
ing before breakfast and now q
lot Of our stenographers are do
Ing the same thing.
IT'S wonderful for them to be
In the saddle at a. m, but
IT'S a shame to get the horse up
% early.
MOST Of the steeds are rented
from q nearby stable. Very
few stenographers keep their
ewn horses. The average apart.
ment is too small. I.
THE trains and street cars are
T. 20 crowded early In the
morning that hundreds of typists
. sxs riding to work via horse
= back, $50 - 49,
itntf -,, -,
ONE dame had a hard job get
ting to work. on time. She
rode an ex.fire horse and he used
!, TO stop at every hydrant.
RwT she found him very handy
> on Saturday afternoons. He,
loved the smell of smoke and
eftsn led her to some wonderful
dre sales.
u THIS ,stenosrapher had q won
I Fs 'derful riding outfit and spent
SIS; Tor q whip alone. She
wouldn't have bought the whip
bat she figured she was going
% get married soon.
n MOTHER dame spent so
FV imuch for her riding habit
she couldn't afford horse.
she decided to economizs 30
she rented pony.
CHE said she liked, to ride
horseback because she had
% be on her feet 30 much any
way.
TSHERE isn't q prettier sight
in the world for an employer
thin to look out of the window
and sec his stenographer come
gAlloping up the main street on
the back Of q beautiful mustang.
0NE dame had An extra large
. horse 30 she used to stop at
hsr employers house every morn.
ing and let him ride to work with
her. IS
RUT he was 90 tight he used to
nail q typewriter to the sad.
s!dle and maare his stenosrapher
take dictation on the way to the
cefics. es ,t.,
THIS caused lots Of accidents.
The horse was 20 inquisitive
(hat he used to turn his head in
lhe middle Of traffic to SEQ what
lis owner was writing.
RUT her boss said the typing
was DO terrible the horse
couldn't. read 1t, either.
TUE horse was very intelligent
and took her right to the
offics without her having to
touch the reins. But for two
months he carried his rider to
tAs wrong office. She forgot to
ten the. horse that she had lost
hertjob.
"A HORSE is like a husband. he
only knows what you tell
HIM. t
~
60. remember. girls. never let
your horse lose confidence in
you, It's alright II your husband
leaves you. but . good horse 10
darned hard to. replace.
(Copyrfght. 1872 by King Features
T = Syndicate, Inc.)
JOUR VERY OWN
l; DICTIONARY i
-sRrfIc1sM-som..hins which
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

CHE said she liked. to ride
horseback because she had
70 be on her feet 90 much any
way.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

IN HE inexpert user Of cosmet.
ics changes the complexion
- Of things every day.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

They say no man u = hero Il
. wife--uniess It happens to b
the wife he's not married to.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

When . wife stops complain
ing the average man begins to
suspect she must be Ill.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

A man out in New Jersey =
out with the chickens every
night and his wife doesnt mind.
He raises 'em for poultry shows.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

A MOTHER dame spent 30
FV fmuch for her riding habit
Nat she couldn't afford q horse.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

Some men are natural seniuses
while others Just can't seem to
escape. goihk with . sirl who
feels she'd make him q good wife.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

II al the prettisst women In
America selected by the s.7ss,S%5
beauty contests held last year
were gathered in one spot. what
= beauty spot that would malkel
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

60. remember. girls. never let
your horse lose confidence in
you, It's alright II your husband
leaves you.. but . good horse 10
darned hard to. replace.
(Copyright. 1881 by King Features
flS Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

RUT her boss said the typing
was 20 terrible the horse
couldn't read 1t, either.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

THERE isn't q prettier sight
in tho world for an employer
thin to look out of the window
and sec his stenographer come
.gAlloping up the main street on
the back of q beautiful mustang.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

0NE dame had an extra large
horse 30 she used to stop at
her employers house every morn
Ing and let him ride to work with
her.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

Every time the bootlegger
thinks Of the possible return of
light wines and beers he curses
the lack Of liberty the country
gives him.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

she decided to economizs 30
she rented q pony.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

HIS ,.stenographer had q won
q. sderful riding outfit and spent
$Ss Tor a whip alone. She
wouldn't have bought the whip
bat she figured she was going
% get married soon.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

THIS caused lots Of accidents.
The horse was 30 inquisitive
0hat he used to turn his head in
lhs middle Of traffic to SEQ what
lis owner was writing.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

RUT he was 90 tight he used to
nail q typewriter to the sad.
!. dle and mAaxe his stenographer
take dictation on the way to the
cetics. ,t~
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

Perhaps II 10 because We are
al brothers under the skin that
our brothers try to skin ~.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

The trouble with . lot Of dumb
balls u that they prove II BY
talking % much.
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

"A HORSE II like a husband. he
only knows what you tell
The Washington times., 1922-12-18

TUE horse was very intelligent
and took her right to the
cffics without her having to
touch the reins. But for two
months he carried his rider to
tAs wrong office. She forgot to
ten the horse that she had lost
hsrsjob.
Smyrna times., 1922-11-22
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