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TO SELL, BUY OR RENT, SEE
GEO d. BRoBsT, REALToR,
Professional Bldg. 3421A
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Houses For Sale

HOUSES, LOTS. farms, bought.
sold and exchanged. FRANK
PRIeHARD, Phone s75. 34ssA
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ONE FURNISHED bedroom for
gentlemen. Phone 662J. 3s3sA
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PAINT YoUR HOUSE NOW.

PAINT YOUR HOUSE NOW.
Paint prices are down. Our
prices of labor Is reasonable. GIve
Us a trial. We use only the best
paint, pure lead, and linseed oil.
We knock the bottom out OF prices.
HOUSES, SIGNS, AUTO PAINT
ING AND INTERIOR DECoRAT-
ING. CALL JOHN REED. Call
1873. 3449 A
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AGENTS WANTED with cars to
sell TO Automobile and Truck
owners a wonderful auto device.
Live wire can make from $500 to
$500 a month. 1S15-14th st. n.
w, Washington, D. c. S651A.
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F~a7Itytse For Sale

CITY gugNiTuRE HOSPITAL.
Uphioetering. GENERAL RE
PAIRING. Bicycles & supplies.
Tapestry & leather samples OF
hand. Mrs. .. H. liner. Phone
1871. 1909 A
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EXCLUSIVE TAILORING. Let
US make your suit or oyercoat.
W. Z. HARTMAN & CO., 225.
Jefferson Street. 341SA
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FURNISHED ROOMS apartment.
Also light housekeeping room.
116 High st. Phone s80-R. 1885 a
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Professional Service
D. q. THOMAS

Notary Public. Income TAX spe-
cialist. Special attention given TO
Business Profession Tax and other
State Tax Returns. Office Ameri-
can Italian Bldg. Room i. Madl-
son 9 Jackson SIS. Phone 15s4-R.
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Personal

EVERYONE suffering piles, eonstl.
patton, liberation, flstula, fls.
sures, bleeding, itching, write FREQ
trial pleasant. painless pile com.
bination. s. o. TARNEY, Auburn,
Ind. 3s41A
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CLEANING, REMoDELING, DYE.
ING. Parker Dye Works. 1881.
804 Cleveland Ave. 34s2A
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Agents Wanted

LARGE MANUFACTURER
WANTS AGENTS: Sell adyer-
tised brand mems shirts direct to
wearer. No capital or experience
required. Free samples. Madison
Mills, sos Broadway, New York.
356s-A
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SEWING DONE. oRPHA BUN.
NER- Phone 754. 1884
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AGENTS, DEALERS sell oyamult,
makes lazy hens lay; big profits.
poultrymen buy dozens boxes;
price 81 per box, send for particu.
lars. oYAMULT SALES AGENCY,
316 West 42d St., New York. 3656A
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FARM RuYERS

Write for our list OF Crawford
bounty farms for sale. THE COM.
rMoNWEALTH REALTY AND
BUILDING CO, Mcadyille, Pa.
s446A
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Farms For Sale
~-~~~~~~~~~

FARMS, all sizes and locations,
Maryland and Pennsylvania; ex.
ceiIent homes In Hartford county
s. u. CAMERON, Belatr. Mary
land. 1895 A
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AGENTS: Lady o r Gentlemen.
double your money. Glossoli Pol.
ish, for fine finishes, household ar.
ticle, sure repeater, act quicks for
territory sample and particulars.
write G. q. T.. CHEMICAL COM
PANY, Rockford, Ill. ts654A
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YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW
TRY THE BEST painter and
paperhanger In town. Phone
17427J. 447 Monroe st. 341sA
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REGAL WYANDOTTES, Butter
cups. Our business is raising
exhibition poultry. Foundation
coekerels, pullets, Matching eggs
at reasonable Prices. Get new
blood. MT. RYDoL FARM, Ann
herst, Va. 25O1A.
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Maryland AND PENNsYLVA'
MA FARMS. Get our new cata.
Iogue. CALHOUN & GEMMIEL,
Parkton; Nd. 34SSk
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Women's Specialties
Dressmaking

DREssMAKING & PLAIN SEW.
ING. Give us a trial. 20s WAL
nut Ave. Phone s61-R. 1888 a
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COMMUNITY TIRE
COMPANY
Opera House Building
City
Poultry and Supplies

LIVE AND DRESSED DUCKS and
Turkeys OF all varieties. Young
milk fed broilers and fowls. New
laid eggs at all times. Baby
Chicks and Ducklings. Prompt
deliveries, PHONE 477-M NORTH
.FAIRMoNT BIRD AND PoUL-
TRY CO., g. GILES, PROP.
35o6-A
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PUBLIC sTENoGRAPHER. De,
positions and all Legal Docu-
ments, forms. reports. etc. R. L.
LONG, Room No. /, American
italian Bldg, Corner Madison &
Jackson st. Phone 15S4-R>
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Miscellaneous For Sale
PURE HONEY

The nectar Of Flowers OF the
clover family. Direct from the
producer. OLD. pail, postpaid Si.25,
12-oz sample CSC. GHAS. 3.
HICKMAN, 900 South Sixth Ave,
west Reading. Pa. sai7A
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you CAN sAvEA SUBSTANTIAL
sum Before buying furniture
sec US STANDARD FURNITURE
COMPANY, s21 Jackson 81. a4s5A
FOR SALE AT SACRIFICE. One
nice double bed, springs and.
mattress. Also oak sideboard,
rocker and table. Call 3221h
f3pfferson st. 3665-A
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.RADFoRD TAILORING COM
PANY. Mems suits made to
measure. Prices reasonable. 216
jefferson st. s5sS A
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DUTCH WINDOW
CLEANING COMPANY

Now located in our new
office. We supply men and
women to clean windows, houses,
offices, buildings, etc. At REA-
soNABLE CHARGE. Under
supervision OF expert workman.
Labor prices are down and we can
quote you attractive rates by hour,
day or contract. PHONE 3l3.J or
call at our office 1903 Skinner Bldg,
Main st. 35os A
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SHOE REPAIR SHOP. PROMPT
service. Popular prices. MIKE
RoM1No. 324 Madison st.
SOFA
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Boarders And Roomers

BoARDERs AND RooMERs
WANTED by meal, day or week.
S24 jackson st. 343sA
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CoMPLETBs RADIO SETS SIS.
VAN RADIO, al Freeland St,
Plttaburgh. a467-A
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Repairing.

SHOES REPAIRED WHILE you
WAIT. Salvatore Blumetto.
sos Monroe ST. S492A
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ArAIRMoNT RUBBER STAMPS
y WORKS. Under new manage.
nent TypeEriters sold, rented and
repaired. Agency for the L, c.
BiHTH. Phone 12o4,J. ss1sA
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Tailoring-Pressing

SUITS PRESSED AND DEHfT.
Erred 75c. FAIRMoNT HAT
TIERS G TktLoRs, 30 Madison
ST. 34saA
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
1T SURE is GREAT
TO FEEL SO FINE
Philadelphia Man After Suffering
Seven Years Has Health Re
stored by Tanlac.

There's no doubt about this Tan
lac keeping me on the job, for was
all in and ready to throw up the
sponge and quit when | started TAX
ing it," said Ernest F. Himsworth,
271S South Eighth ST. Philadelphia.
Pa.
Il had been going down hill stea-
Oily for about seven years. and II
seemed to me l was losing vitality
every day. was bothered a lot with
indigestion and got to where | ac-
tually dreaded to eat. My nerves
finally became all unstrung and my
hands trembled like a man with rhe
palsy. was restless at night and
slept so little that when I got up in
the morning l wasn't fit for work.
"Tanlac was just what | needed.
and I feel fine roW. am eating
anything / want and sleeping like a
log. l spring out of bed In the
morning brimfui of energy and ready
for work. It's simply great to feel
like do now. My little six-year-old
boy was weak and sickly so | gave
him Tanlac. and it built him up right
away. 1t certainly is good for chill
dren Just like 1t is for grown folks.
l make it a point to talk Tanlac to
my friends and many Of them have
tried it, and it has invariably helped
them"
Tanlac is sold in Hartford by DR..
L. B. Bean and by all leading drug
gists ADVERTISEMENT.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
Chronic Constipation.

There are people who never have a
movement of the bowels without it is
produced by a cathartic. Most Of
them have brought that condition
on themselves by the use of mineral
waters and strong cathartics that take
too much water out of the system and
aggravate the disease they are meant
to relieve. A mild laxative tonic like
Chamberlain Tablets affords a gen.
tie movement of the bowels thft you
hardly realize has been produced by
a medicine. and their uses - MT so
likely to be followed by constipa-
ton. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

fore sns had obtained 2 divorce from
John Oiesert. who served in the ca
pacity Of err fifth and also her third
husband
81 was happy when | married the
first time, back in 1874 she said.
II was IS years old then, but I lived
with my first husband almost
thirty years. Then I married again,
and four mouths later my second
husband was accidentally drowned. |
was happy while had him, too"
1t was at this point in Mrs. Die
sert's life that John desert entered.
After living with him short time
she was divorced. Later she married
again and was divorced once more.
She then married John for the sec
ond time. They separated a few
months later, and after seven years
she married Grimm.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
1921 ROAD PROJECTS
ENOUGH TO GIRDLE EARTH

Eleven thousand nine hundred and
thirty miles of Federal-aid roads
were constructed under the joint SUI
pervision of the Federal Government
and the States during 1921, according
To reports of the Bureau Of Public
Roads of the United States Depart
nnent of Agriculture. Federal money
amounting to $94,O57,0S9 was allot-
ted to these roads, the total cost of
which was 1891, 963,6S2. In this
mileage there is included S,595 miles
in projects wholly completed and the
euuivalent of 1896 miles of work
done on projects which are not Who'll
Iy completed. Every State shared in
the benefits of this work.
The projects under way during the
GEAR amounted to 31,22S miles, which
was about one-half of all the road
work carried on in the United States
during the year. A fair idea OF the
xuaFnitnde of the road work done I'M
der the supervision of the Department
of Agriculture last year may be gain
ed when it is understood that the to-
tai mileage is considerably more than
enough to encircle the earth, that'it is
egual 10 more than 10 per cent OF all
the improved roads previously exist
ing in the United States, and that it
is equal to nearly s per cent of the
entire road system of France. At this
rate We wonld be able to build the
equivalent of Frances entire ROAD
system in IL years.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
Dollars and Cents.

Counting it only in dollars and
cents, how much did that last cold
cost you? A man may not always
stop work when he has a cold, but
perhaps it would be better if he did.
1t takes about ten days to get COM
pIetely rid of cold under the usual
treatment. That time can be much
shortened by taking Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and proper care of
yourself in fact, bottle of this
remedy in the house is mighty good
investment during the winter and
spring months. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
KILL BOBCAT AND
WOLF WITH HANDS

While climbing a mountain trail
John Sheehan and Arthur Corners of
Ludlow, VT. encountered a bobcat
which disputed the right of way with
them. As the animal sprang at them
Sheehan managed to grab it by the
throat, and although his hands were
badly lacerated by the cats claws,
he held on until it was dead. In Min
neapolis, Arthur Lenor killed large
timber wolf within the city limits.
When the animal attacked him he
caught it by the hind legs and crash
ed its head against an iron railing.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
s,a.. "n.i, Mine
UNIGN FARLEY
Is Rail Bodies Accept Invi-
aation To Defensive AL
lance" Meeting.

Indianapolis, Feb. 11-Acceptancs
by the railroad union chiefs of an in
vitation for a meeting with officers
of the United Mine Workers of AM
erica TO discuss a proposed alliance Of
3,O0D DOE workers to fight against
any wage reductions, was announc-
ed here today by President John l..
Lewis, of the miners union, who set
the meeting for February 81 at Chi
caBo
The meeting will follow closely on
abe heels of the miners special con-
ventiup here next week, which is ex-
peeted to declare against taking any
cut in wages when present agreements
with operators expire on March 81
and possibly asking for an increase.
Mr. Lewis announcement of the
Chicago meeting to discuss the pro-
posed defensive alliance" said that
Is sf the 16 major rail unions, in
Gliding all the big brotherhoods, had
answered accepting the invitation for
the meeting. The one. not answering
the Invitation was not named, but was
apparently regarded among the lesser
rail organizations, but Mr.. Lewis
said ne had reason to believe that 1t
wonlh yet approve of the proposal
and be represented at the meeting.
The letter, sent to the rail chiefs
announcing the meeting date, refer
red 10 the Chicago gathering as "the
initial meeting" indicating that sew
eral gatherings were possible before a
final decision is reached. A formal
statement by Mr.. Lewis however,
said il was his firm conviction that
1he Chicago meeting will be fruitful
of results"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

Surgeons agree that in cases of
cuts, burns, bruises and wounds, the
first treatment is most important.
When an efficient antiseptic is ep-
piled promptly, there is no danger of
infection and the wound begins to
heal at once. For use on man or
beast, Borozone is the ideal antisep-
tic and healing agent. Buy it now
and be ready for an emergency.
Price soc, soc, and $1.2O. Sold by
Ohio County Drug Co. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
GOOD ROADS BY MEANS
OF EDUCATION Is AIM

Lexington, Ky, Feb. 11.-More
than 800 county road officials from
Kentucky together with road con-
tractors and other persons interested
in road building and upkeep, who
recently attended the regional con-
ference on highway economies and
transport held at the University OF
Kentucky adopted resolutions before
the adjournment of their meeting adj
vocating that the study of highway
transport, highway engineering, high
way economic and safety education
be given special attention i'm the edu-
cational system of the state and that
educators, the press and public Of
ficials of Kentucky bend every ener-
gy toward the upbuilding OF the state
highway system.
The resolution follows:
Whereas the solution of The prob
lens of highway engineering, high
way transport and highway econom-
les are deemed vital to the proper de-
velopment of the Commonwealth OF
Kentucky, and,
Whereas no adequate solution of
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

Mother always kept little Tommy
up to the scratch in the matter of
grace before meals. and she made no
difference when she took him to tea
with her one afternoon at a restau-
rant. She said to Tommy after the
waitress had served the tea: "Now,
say grace, please Tommy"
But, mamma" objected her sew
en-year-old little son, we're paying
for this, aren't we?"-Los Angeles
Times.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

these problems can be achieved with
out trained administrative personnel
serving as county, district and state
highway officials, and
Whereas the improvement of the
rural educational facilities of the
state is dependent largely upon the
avenues of communication between
home and school,
Therefore be 1t resolved:
That it is the sense of this con-
ference thS; the study of highway
economies, highway transport. high
way engineering and safety educa-
ton should be given special empha-
sis in the educational system of the
State, and
THAT recognizing the interrela-
tion between efficient rural educa-
tion and improved highways. the edu-
Gators, press. and public officials of
Kentucky should bend every energy
toward the proper upbuilding of the
state highway system, and
THAT these resolutions be distri-
buted to the press of the State
The resolution was signed by a
committee composed of II. Green Gar
rett, chairman of the State highway
commission, C. Frank Dunn, secre-
tary of the Lexington Board of Com
merce; and Edward West, d. V. Ter
rell and w. E. Freeman, all of the
University of Kentucky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
STATE BOUNDARY
DISPUTE SETTLED

The boundary dispute between
Georgia and South Carolina has been
settled by the U. S. Supreme Court,
which has ruled that where there are
no islands in the Savannah river the
line shall be midway between the
two states at normal flow stage, and
that where there are islands the line
shall be midway between the islands
and the South Carolina shore. Is
lands in the Chattanooga river were
awarded to Georgia. The boundary
controversy between the two states
has ragged for more than 100 years
and became acute when hydro-power
sites were injected into it.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
CONGRESS- ECONOMY
PROVEN BY MONDELL
Figures Show Pre-War Limits OF Ex-
pcnditure Less War Costs
Being Reached.

Washington, Feb. 11-That the
present Republican Congress has
brought the expenditures OF the gov
eminent, outside of those arising out
of the war. to within a quarter of a
billion dollars Of what they were be-
fore the conflict began is stated by
Representative Frank W. Mondell.
majority leader of the House, in an
interview He says:
"The Republicans first secured an
opportunity to begin to check extrav-
agsnce of the Wilson administration
when President Wilson was compell-
ed to call the Republican 66th Con-
gress in extraordinary session May
10, 1919, for the purpose of passing
the seven great supply bills which the
Democratic House of the former Con-
gress had passed, but which had fail
ed in the Democratic Senate. In 40
days we passed the bills the Demo-
cratic Congress had failed to pass in
the session of approximately six
months, and in doing so saved $685.
100000 below what the bills carried
when they were considered in the
former Congress-.
1.-The next session of that Republi- |
can Congress in making its appropria- !
tions reduced the estimates of the 4
Nxy;I.on od,,;, ist rotion tn tho euu, of 4
STATS, 100000 total saving in
the two sessions of $2.414,0OO.0 900.
In the next session there was saving
of more than 5000, 900, 900 below the
estimates, or a total saving during
the Wilson administration by reason
of the Republican control of the
Congress of S3,S23.O0O,000 I
ut was this saving that made pos
sible the reduction of Federal taxes in
the sum of approximately 100000
600 year through the tax bill which
recently became a law. The tremen-
dous economics effected can be clear
ly understood when one compares the /
UgureS or expenditures.
"The fiscal year 1918, all of which
was in the war period. our total eX-
penditure was approximately $21,-
500. 100000. The fiscal year of 1919,
over half of which was after the
signing of the armistice, but with the
Democrats in full control, the expen-
ditures were SS4,75O, 100000. Ex-
penditures in the fiscal year 1920
were approximately $23. 100000
Total expenditures in the fiscal year
1921, when for the first time the ap-
were in the hands Of the
was approximately S.
5OO.OOO,OOO Total expenditures for
the present fiscal year, which will
end June 80, are estimated at So
80. 100000, and the total expendi-
ture for the coming fiscal year. when {
for the first time we shall be free
from the overhang obligation of the
war period, our expenditures will be |
about $4,000, 900, 200.
when we take into consideration
the fact that the interest on the war
debt, payments on the sinking fund,
on account of disabled SOL
ers-compensation disqualification,
and rehabilitation-alto will
amount to about $4,000, 100000, one
can realize how tremendously our ex-
Denses are scaled down in bringing
the expenditures, other than those
arising out of tn war, to $1,500,0OO,-
300 as compared with $3.50, 100000
before the war"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
Periodic Billions Attacks.

Persons subject to periodic bilious
attacks will observe that their appe-
title fails them just before an attack.
That is, they do not really crave food
but eat because it is meal time. If
they will eat only light meal and
no meat. then take two of Chamber
lain's Tablets the attack may be
avoided. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
Children Cry
FOR FlETcHER'S
. q . Q FRI a
Substituting.

Pat Mahoney went to funeral and
was very depressed. 81 wish
knew where OF was goin' to die" he
said to a friend. Why" asked the
friend. Faith. Old never go near
the place"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
NEEDED SIN TIMES,
WOMAN CALLS HALT

Milwaukee, Wis, Feb 11.-Mrs,
Augusta desert Grimm, six times
married and five times a widow"
has taken a pledge never to promise
50 obey and love" again.
Never again." Mrs. Grimm muir
INJURED as she walked from Judge A.
q. Backis' courtroom following her
acquittai on charge of bigamy.
"Six times is sufficient"
Mrs. Grimm had been charged by
her skin and latest husband Peter
Grimm, with having married him be-
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

A scald burn. or severe cut heals
slowly il neglected. The family that
keeps a bottle of Billiards. Snow Lini-
ment on hand is always prepared for
such accidents. Price soc, coo and
$3.50 per bottle. Sold by Ohio Coun-
ty Drug Co. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17
For The Children.

Too much care cannot be exercised
in selecting a cough medicine for chill
dren. 1t should be pleasant to take.
contain no harmful drug and most eff
fectual in curing their coughs and
colds. Long experience has shown
that Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
meets these conditions. 1t is a IA
vorite with many mothers. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

Gas in the stomach or bowels is
disagreeable symptom of torpid
liver. To get rid of it quickly take
Herbine. 1t is a marvellous liver
stimulant and bowel purifier. Price
soc. Sold by Ohio County Drug
Company. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

An irascible bridegroom of 70,
marrying his third wife, went into
the vestry to sign the register. After
several fruitl5ss attempts to make a
mark on the paper, he turned to the
clerk and said, This is the second or
third time you've played me this
trick! Next time l shall bring my
own pen"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-02-17

my wife has lost the power of
speech"
well, just see that she doesn't re-
ceive any sudden fright"
Would that make her disability
permanent"
mo; it might restore her voice."