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tlemen." said Briggs addressing the
four horsemen, ''as a sporting
chance TO finance this trip of the
doctorss? ! will go as his ma nager
and impresario and guarantee to
lose nothing by it,"
''Is it really true that the doctor
is heir to a castle in SPAIN"
Ask our friend-by the way.
what's your name-little one?'
Juan de Fonseca Alvarez Con-
quistadore Terra del Fuego Sobini."
replied the visitor.
Tell these gentleman" said the
Duke OF Sizerella with a wave OF
his hand, anything they wish to
know"
"Excellency-I obey" said the
little man turning to the creditors.
"Senores, the castle OF the Sizerel-
las Is the oldest in our part OF
Spain; II contains a bedroom in
which the great Caesar slept be
fore he was turned TO clay; Charlie
magne ate several hams at the
Sizerella family table and left his
name carved on the Sizerella man
telpiece; later, Louis the Four
teenth and his lady friend, Madame
Maintenon, gave the S.zerella
stronghold the once over-royalty
has feasted from the Sizerclla
plate and the nobility OF Europe
has sampled the Sizerella cellars.
Christopher Columbus CONSULTED
one OF the powerful ancestors OF
the duke here on the best way
to avoid Bimini on his voyage TO
Havana. Senores, although | am
n plain man OF the people l can
enjoy myself with the mere thought
of the Sizerella inheritance"
"Of course" said a hard
hearted creditor. III we undertake
this little adventure in high.
finance we shall have to have
guarantees"
To BE Continued Monday
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OUR HIDDEN TALENTS
HELP YOUR CHILD FIND HIS HOBBY
BY w. A. McKeever.

literary-anything or everythi
until the vital connection is made.
A stenographer has her room
richly furnished with her beautiful
needle-srt creations. A bank teller
is a high grade violinist. An in.
surance agent draws current
events cartoons as an amusing
side line. A travelling salesman
has created an appropriate book
marker of which he always leaves
a copy in his hotel room Bible.
A busy housewife makes deli
cate artificial flowers for all her
friends. A hardworking merchant
has become an advanced authority
on Sunday school management. So,
the list Of happy avoCations could
be continued at great length.
Without a leisure.time practice
Of his own choice to absorb his
quiet reflections and TO stir his
finer emotions, life is far mora
likely to become a heavy grind to
the person in any ordinary voca.
tional employment.
The records show that the man.
ager and the workman alike be-
come dulled by the monotony Of
their work and that they will seek
relief in either dissipation or q
hobby.
Let us parents all become alert
as to the coming development of
this alternative in the life expert.
ence OF our children and help
them early to find a side line that
will give permanent and delight.
full play to the creative imagina.
ton.
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THE BEAUTY SHOP A sto7
A Sparkling Tale of Two Countries, in
Which the Versatile Hero Wins
~ Bride Instead of a Fortune.

desire to give the owner Of the
Beauty Shop ten years to think
matters over.
well, WELL" said DR.. Budd.
here you are again-I'm delighted
to see you; it doesn't seem a day
since you were here last-if could
offer you a drink-I would, gentle
men, but the laws the law, and
man must drink alone"
See here, DR.. Budd," said the
creditor who had taken the initia-
tive on the previous visit. Your
shop may be long on beauty. but
we don't like the complexion OF
your cash box-we allowed you
thirty days-how about it-have
you made good?"
Has he made good? Has he
made good?" repeated Briggs.
Hes made so good that II he'd
made any better he'd have been
sent 10 Washington to take charge
Of the camouflage department.
Why. gentlemen. take a look at
this bottle-all you see is the OUT.
side-notice the doctors face, his
shake, his coat of arms. Now,
most connections are no good once
you remove the label, but this, the
beauty Of this lies inside-applied
on the outside, gentlemen, this 10.
ton will change a persimmon into
a peach in a few hours, it will make
your favorite typewriter so beauti.
ful that you can no longer afford
TO ask her to lunch; in q word. the
doctor has invented one OF the most
marvellous concoctions of the age.
This lotion will make any woman
beautiful enough TO keep nine hus-
bands jealous, including her own"
The four figurative horsemen
stared at Mr.. Briggs while he was
expounding and 1t was evident his
representatives had made some
progress.
You have nothing TO gain by
throwing my endeavor into bank.
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Whose Present Serial Has Scored
Zig Popular Success.
Copyright. 1892. King Features
syndicate, lncD


kkVIO IRE prompt WAS
I Daisy's greeting when
| arrived at Toms uptown
studio, which lies about hallway
between the Sturgcs home and M"
office. What hurried YOU So
Was it curiosity as to what I'd
have 10 reveal TO you?"
There was "A note OF inslstonco
in her voice which set my frazzicl
nerves to vibrating. Her costume
did nothing 10 soothe them. IT
was one Of the high sophisticated
black satins she affects, with its
only trimming n small collar Of
real Nenise lace. Now, In addition
to the necklace OF black enamel and
gold and pearls which she seems TO
flaunt, she wore earrings OF gold
fringe tipped with pearls. They
added the last touch TO her appear
ance OF smart, but hard worldi-
ness.
II confess il. So please don't
keep mo waiting with your infor.
nation"
Daisy smiled blandly, opened a
bag Of silk tapestry with a top of
antique silver and then-her eyes
Opaque as they focused on mine
she held out an envelope. At n
glance | could see that II was Of
cheap, yellowish white paper-tho
kind one buys in q fly.speCked box
at little country general store
miles from anywhere-includinE
the main road. The second glance
revealed Tom Mason's unforget-
able little scriggles in the heavy
strokes OF his fountain pen.
took the envelope. asking:
The burning question is: How
did you come by this?'
"Ill swan YOU information for
informa ton" replied Daisy Coollr.
III tell YOU how " came TO me IL
youll tell me what's I'm it.
couldn't restrain my resent.
ment.
DO you think tha' what's in NV
letter is likely n concern anyone
exCept-the person 10 whom it'
written
Daisy hridled. Rut ms sh" flurr
up her head and took on an air
Of indignation outrnatching my own
passing feeling Of annoyance, |
noticed that her eyes filmed over
and became gentle and pleading.
II think that anything Tom SAYS
or does is likely to concern me
she flung out. adding "A qualify.
ing, Tin right here in the place.
you KNOWN charge-there might
be message for me-
IF this came as an enclosure 10
you, didn't you get all your own
messages in your own letter. |
asked blunderinEly.
For reply, Daisy held ont n sheet
OF paper OF the same cheap yellow
stock. On II was written:
Dear Lady Manager: Please
turn over the enclosed TO Mrs.
Harrison without delay. And don't
let any curious person CLEAN any
information by listening over the
wire. II might he well TO get Mrs.
II. down TO the office. where there
aren't any hangers-on. Take good
care Of yourself and the studio. I
know the last remark II excess
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A Hearth
old Age
BY Brice Belden, NJ. ID.

"Wo forces constantly var for
suprema"y in the human
Il body. One OF these forces -
the process OF anabolisn. or III"
building up Of ;he body. The other
is the process OF katabolism, or
the breaking down of the body
cells.
In the young anabolism wins.
so that the tendency ~ chiefly to-
ward growth and development.
In middle age an BrnlisticP Is
arranged. The two forces tend %
equalize, and n nira balance Is in
stituted.
As old age approaches kataho-
lism begins to forge ahead. The
vital energies begin slowly to
wane.
Can this decay he greatly slowed
down? Can the leGcnerativc
processes bc checked? Can the
body cells he oet;"r conserved?
Can the problem Of " male and
hearty old ace he solved
The answer is cheerful YES.
People are suCcumhing too easily.
and altogether unnec assarilv, TO
premature spnility. Strength, vi
ldlllN anu I'dulIli'NF w Ni''l 'll'
responsibilities OF life need not he
renounced until extreme old age
eXaCts It's inevitable toll.
By what means can we remain
as vigorous in our la'cr years as
did such men as Franklin. Nol'alTe,
Michael Angelo and Harvey"
The answer, in n nutshell, ir:
DO not eat any more nor less tnan
YOU require. It will no seen at
once from this statement how
necessary II Is for US 10 understand
the nutrltive values of the foods
that we eat.
Temperance in eating should I've
Tho watChword. While underru-
triton prevents the Young from
surviving to old age. oVernutrItion
in the elderly induces premature
old age. AS we grow old we should
revert to tho diet Of childhood.
The middle-aged and The old
should subsist upon an egg.m'lE
vegetable diet. This saves the
ductless glands from the overstim.
ulation produced hy meat and their
consequent exhaustion. Unless
the ductless glands are vigorous
auto.intoxication ensues. fur these
glands preside over the destruction
and elimination OF Poisonous
wastes
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"where do YOU find in the
Bible that anything about evo-
luton is ever mentioned? asks
q correspondent, who goes on to
saw: but YOU do find that
fish was born fish. a monkey
a monkey, and human being
human being
"HERE is a good deal more OF
evolutionary doctrine In
Il the Bible than most Of those
who think that II needs defense
against imaginary assaults by
science have ever suspected.
Literal Interpretation is the bane
of all reading and hearing. The
meaning of any writing. or speech,
must he gathered from its Contexts
and its implications as well as
from the bare definitions of it's
words.
Where do I find anything con
cerning evolution in the Bible?
Well, in the eleventh verse OF the
first chapter of Genesis, which
runs as follows:
And God said. Let the earth
bring forth grass, the herb yield
ing seed and the fruit tree yield
ing fruit after his kind, whose
seed is in itself, upon the earth,
and God saw that 1t was good"
What is that but evolution? Evo-
luton means unrolling. or rolling
out Of (e out, volvo to rolD; in other
words. bringing forth" Accord
ing TO any fair Interpretation of
the verse above quoted. God inn
parted to the earth the function
of developing. or bringing forth.
the grass and herbs and fruit
trees.
Then. consider the significant
expressions. after his kind" and
"whose seed Is in itself" How can
they he understood in any other
than an evolutionary sense? For
they plainly relate to heredity,
which is an important part OF the
theory Of evolution. In truth. then.
the idea of evolution is deeply
implanted in the very opening OF
the Bible. But let us go on a little
way to verse 20 OF chapter 1.
There we read:
Let the waters bring forth
abundantly the moving creatures
that hath life. and fowl that may
fly above the earth in the open
armament of heaven"
Does not this pllinly say that
"the moving creature that hath
life" mo doubt meaning thereby
all sorts of marine ~reat dreJ, and
the fowl that fly we,'s tho product
Of evolution or process Of "tvins-
Inc FORTH" Are NOT the waters
expressly indicated as playing an
essential part in this development!
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A Story of Romance, Adventure
and Laughs
Read This Story Here Day by Day, Then
Watch for It in Motion Pictures
At Leading Theaters

this unusual word AZ though he ex-
pected to behold a diplodocus. met
glances as perplexed as his own.
Sec here" he said. reprovingiy,
III you've been drinking home
brew don't explode in here"
"Sizerella. hooray" answered
Sobini.
IT'S one OF those jerkwater col
Ieges," shifted Briggs. but the new.
conner addressed himself again TO
the doctor. Permit me to salute
you as the son of the last Of the
Sizerellas-I have come across the
briny deep {. this land OF thirst
and money to inform you that the
home Of your great ancestors with
all II contains is calling you
Bologna waits TO welcome to Its
arms the descendant OF the knight
of the bedchamber OF Charles the
Fifth"
The docto. was interested; Anna
was thrilled; Where is Bologna
neighbor-it sounds to me as
though It ought to be on the island
OF delicatessen."
"Ah. such wit-sighed Sobini-
"but what would you say II you
could see your possessions--the
possessions of your great, great,
great, great. gres{
What do you think Of that
the doctor appealed TO the gaping
company. isn't 1t great I'll say
sol always felt | had ancestral
blood in my veins-tell me, little
joybringer, when can We start for
my baronial diggins?"
Sobini bowed: "As soon as Your
Excellency buys the tickets"
Il knew there was a catch in it,
said the doctor sadly"
But once you arrive" cried
Briggs, what will be yours"
Sobini nodded sravely. "Ah.
Senior, what will be his indeed"
How does it appeal 10 you gen.
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real nice. am sending you her pic
ture. l shall be thankful as long as |
live that l found such a wonderful
medicine for my troubles. - Mrs.
CHARLES A. MERTz, Kutztown, Pa.
Many cases of childlessness ere
durable. Perhaps yours may be. Why
be discouraged until you have given
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound q faithful trial7
Spoken and written rccommends-
tiops from thousands Of women who
have found health andhappiness from
its use have come to us. We only tell
you what they say and believe.
We believe that Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound IL % well
adapted TO the conditions which might
.ause your trouble that good will
,ome TO you by its use.
The Washington times., 1922-05-06

<<VT OF mean my thirty days
are up'" sasOed the
Il doctor.
Not only that. but the four
horsemen have returned and say
they must have money-shall
open the stable door and let them
In"
Il might give them a stall" said
the doctor, III that's what you
mean"
You'd better get all the humor
you can out of the situate
warned his manager. because
you'll need it," with which unfeel-
ing remark he ushered into the
doctorial presence the aforesaid
four creditors who had expressed a
The Washington times., 1922-05-06

ruptCy," urged the young man, IN"
has nothing but good intentions
and a vast collection OF charge
accounts which he has already
willed to the Metropolitan Museum
in order to perpetuate the names
OF the city's richest families, bu',
on the other hand. speaking as his
lawyer. advise YOU to allow him
TO go on with the exploitation Of
this remarkable lotion. and adding
The Washington times., 1922-05-06
HAVECOlOR|NCHEEKS
Be Better Looking-Take
Olive Tablets

n your skin 10 yellov-complerion
psiIid-toneue cos.ed-sppetite poor
you have a bad taste In your mouth
lazy. no. good fe.lins--you should take
Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets subst-
tuts for calomel-were prepared by pr.
Edwards after II years OF study.
Or. Edwards Olive rsslets ere q purely
vegetable compound mixed With olive oil.
You will know them by their olive color.
To have q clear, pink akin, bright syes,
no pimples, q feeling OF buoyancy like
childhood days you must get at the cause.
Or. Edwards Olive Tablets act on the
liver and bowels like caionsi-yet have
no dangerous after effects.
They start the bile and overcome con-
stipation Take one or two nightly and
note the pleasing results Millions of
boxes are sold annually at isc and aoc.
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want YOU all to take twenty
year vacation. | have done the
Beauty Shop. HerCeforth II Will
be known as the Fifth Avenue
chop Suey Rink. Adoo, also adios.
also beat H."
But before the young ladies
could act on the doctors polyglOt
farewells the door burst open and
into the center Of the room cata-
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word as his diplomatic represen-
tatiye. suggest YOU consult your
wives before YOU deprive the world
OF this essence OF concentrated
loneliness"
The faces Of the creditors were
az hard as flint and the doctor,
brushing back his foreloCk, pressed
the button that summoned his as
sistants. When they had assem-
bled he addressed them: Girls. |
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sxasx

pulted small. wide-mOuthed man
with narrow.hrimmed tall black
hat. carrying a black bag wearing
among other black habll.ments a
black look.
But thu moment his piercing
eyes bchcld the doctor this look
meljed into "A bland smile OF wei
come. "Sizereila" he shouted: IT
is Sizcrclla."
The doctor. looking around at
The Washington times., 1922-05-06

Lydia r.. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound. 1t has
done so much for
me. My baby is
almost a year old
now and is thepic-
ture of health.
She wal ked at
eleven months
and is trying to
use her little
tongue. She can
co, SaD.a uuArd.
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THE ACTION so FAR.

DR.. Arbutus Budd. general pro-
prietor of The Beauty Shop" and
inventor of lotions and beauty con-
coctions. is artistic but impracti-
cal; he would rather play a from
bone than collect his bills. His
ward, Anna, a charming girl, rec
ommends manager for the bust
ness; his name is Philip Briggs,
he talks with Budd, takes the po-
Hition and discovers that he will
have his hands full. Anna tells
Budd she is in love with Briggs. He
Is astounded and hurt. Creditors
press him and Briggs slaves them
off, promising that the doctor will
make a fortune with a new lotion.
DIR. Budd works hard on the new
formula. His uniform, II appears.
once belonged to the Duke of Sizer.
ella, who hailed from Bologna,
Spain.
c'The Beauty Shop" the play by
Claiming Pollock and RennoId
Wolf, has been created into
photoplay by Cosmopolitan ProduC-
tions, direction OF Edward Dillon.
scenario by Doty Hobart. II Is re.
leased as a Paramount Picture.)
Screen Version Novelized.
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thankful FOR
A LITTLE CHILD
Mrs.Me Tells How Lydia
E Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Helped Her

Kutztown, PAT wish every wo-
man who wants children would try
The Washington times., 1922-05-06
This Day in Our History

THIS is the anniversary of the death, in 1862, of
l. Henry Thoreau, the essayist and naturalist His
best essays are unexcelled in American literature for
style and freshness. He great friend of Emerson.
The Washington times., 1922-05-06
BY Jane Mclean.

Screen Version Novelized.
The Washington times., 1922-05-06
WHENAGIRLMARRIES
INTERESTING STORY or EARLY Welded LIFE
Ann

See YOU soon. Yours,
"T II
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Table Cloths, Napkins, Table
Darnask, Padding, Etc.

Danask--5s-inch lin . n 9,
finish cotton table damask:
check designs. Yard. 4sc.
Damask- floral de-
signs, sec; 6l-inch floral de.
signs. 6ec.
Padding --54-inch quilted
table padding at Sl.3e yard:
s4-inch felt padding; heavy
quality. at sSc.
Bath Mats -Turkish. In
blue. pink, gold and white;
first quality; $1.oo grade. at
NC.
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Nlghtgowns - Flannelette
--women's: somc braid trim
med. others with double
yoke embroidered In si'k,
$l.5O.
Chemlse--Of silk, crepe de
chine, radio and basket.
weave: In pink, blue and
-otchid; lace trimmed. $1.sS.
Petticoats - women's --Of
silk Jersey: straight tline mod
els, embroidered and seal
loped In contrasting colors.
S2.98.
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Hosiery and Underwear
Suggesting Christmas Presents

SILK llosc-Two-tone nov.
elites; fashioned with seam
and reinforced; brown, navy.
green, garnet; sh to 10. At
Mixed IIose-Silk and wool
black hose. reinforced, with
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. to 10. At 91.0O.
Sports hose-W o m Q rs
first quality wool mixed
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Black Hose-W o 70 Q n =
first quality thread silk;
fashioned with seam and re-
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Going Away?

Suit Cases-24 and rs inch
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and lock. &i.9S.
Hat Boxcs-Black enameled
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Weekend Cases--B I q ck
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and Jock. S3.SS.
Linen Handkerchief
Women's--Irish linen, with
r colored woven borders. > Tor
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Basement.
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Cloths--2e0 hemmed pat.
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choice Of various patterns;
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Napkins-21-inch size un.
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CIoths-Damask: floral de.
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I Union Suits - women's--
Umbrella style: closed; low
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knees: irregulars, aS to a..
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Union Suits -women's--
Rihbed suits with double
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length: s6 to 3s. At 95c.
Glove SRk Hose--Ffrst
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yl.9S.
Wool Hose - Women's--
Wide fiat ribbed; various
heather shades; . to 10
sises: in boz. . Fslrs, $1.oo.
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Onea ctued- of others T. a.
NS/N S:ss.
$11.95 = ''''
DRESSES of 1928 go b.

Made to retail at various prices $500 to $780,
Such dresses are retailing today in New York at these
prices It is only because the makers were willing to
close their winter that such dresses come here
lat only $11.95.
Included are beautiful Poret Ts Mateasse Canton Crepe
Charmeuse and Satin Dresses including models suitable Tor
afternoon dinner Every shade is represented and all
the wanted sizes, from 16 to A.
Advisable your to the Paais Royal
Bargain Basement.
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Cast Aluminium Tea
KettlS, 81 quart capa city,
slide cover. regular 60 OK
price s4s0, special ~SsVc
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Night Gowns, Pajamas,
Chemise, PetticOats---
Special Lots

Dainty Aprons women's--
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with frog fastenings. 7ec.
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ewrnters--women's and
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Useful Aprors, Bungalow
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Girls Drssses-Sises 8 to
IL, of plaid and check ging.
ham, with pretty collars and
braid trimmings. DC.
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$ Thanksgiving for this Great Event

S-Piece Glass Con-
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In blue. green. yellow
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Waffle Iron. high round
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use. No. z sixe.. VA~S
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Vegetable Crater, q
kitchen necessity, for
grating cheese. potatoes,
bread crumbs, etc.; regu-
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Polly Prim Aprons, With Braid
Trimming, Sc

Kiddirs' Bath Robes-
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Aluminium Tea and
Table Spoons. set dQc
Of 8 each. special 7OS
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We endorse the Safety
Week program which
marks the beginning Of a
PERMANENT campaign
to make Washington safe.
"Don't Get Hurt" week
November 26 t0 Decem.
bsr 2.
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Thin Blown Water Tum-
blers. choice of several
decorationA special dQp
. for. "