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Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
Why so Cent Haircuts?

Editor Morris Tribune:
Will the BARRIERS of. Morris please
explain through this column why
they charge SO cents for a hair cut
and Is cents a shave. Don't they
know the war is over. Was in Duluth
not long ago and got a hair cut for
a quarter. Kensington charges
quarter and Hancock IS cents. Not
long ago one of the BARRIERS was
heard to remark that they expected
to hang on as long as they could.
Then why not for 80 to so days give
them an opportunity to hold on to
their chairs. Wear bangs if necessary,
shave yourself, or go to Hancock.
But keep it dark boys, there is a
lady. barber over there. 1t takes two
bushels of oats to get hair cut, and
yet we farmers can't help ourselves.
We can't make enough at present
prices to pay our interest and taxes.
If you doubt it read the foreclosures
in the Tribune. Yet we have to pay
an outrageous price for the real
necessities. We would not kick if
prices would correspond with what
we produce. Why not all try to re-
adjust and stop the blight that has
been placed on the financial situa-
ton of our country today. Not only
, the BARRIERS, but merchants, veterin-
airy doctors, dentists and all classes OF
business people. Why prolong the
dissatisfaction among farmers and
encourage economic failures of all
sorts.
- A Farmer,
u 4 Darnen Township.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
Clearance sale on all trimmed hats
at the Canty Millinery. Adv. 1t

Clearance sale on all trimmed hats
at the Canty Millinery. Adv. 1t
The Alberta Glass Play will please
you. Remember the date, May 6. adv.
4 Friday evening, May 5, Commercial
club meeting in Commercial club
rooms. ....
Phone or leave your city bus calls
at LaGrand Hotel. adv.
Sylvester Flatner returned from
weeks visit to the Twin Cities Tues
day morning.
J.GK. Edelman spent the week end
in Morris as a guest at the home OF
H. A Aaronson.
+ Mr.. and Mrs o. M Ulverstad en-
tertained Rev. H. X. Narum at their
home over Sunday.
William Gausman, county commits
sioner of the Second district, filed
this week for reelection
Frank Hare of Anoka, a former
partner of Rudolph Eek, visited at
the home of Mrs. Eek Thursday.
II you have a farm that you want
TO sell call and see me, or write to me,
at Morris, MINI. Jos. J. Carney. adv
/ Mrs. Edward Koehntop of Swan
Lake township, who has been i'll for
several days, is reported very much
improved.
W. J, Kohl, who has been suffering
from a sever case Of blood poisoning
in his left hand and arm, is now
convalescent.
Valentine Orth left Sunday on a
short business trip to Sleepy Eye,
and other points in the southern part
of the state.
Judge S. A. Flaherty went to
Wheaton Tuesday to preside at the
general term of the district court in
SSSSlOu IHST0 L01S week.
Saturday, May 9Th, is the last day
of the Photographic Guessing Con-
: test. Be sure to get your answer in
/ today or tomorrow. adv. 1t.
Ludwig c. Larson, living south, of
Chokio, slipped and fell while at the
Chokio creamery last Saturday even
ing and fractured one of the bones
in his left forearm.
! ]. C. Morrison went to st. Paul
Wednesday evening to attend the
Editors Short Course being held al
the State University the last three
days of this week.
Edward ]. Brown, M. D., oculist
and aurist, will be at DR.. Ransom s
Office, Hancock, May Is, and at the
La Grand hotel, Morris, May 18th.
adv. ct.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
"Uo Develops New All-winter Apple.

After years of experimenting at
the state fruit breeding farm at Zum-
bra Heights the horticultural divis-
ion of the University of Minnesota
has produced hardy apple of super
ior quality that will keep through
the entire winter, according to w. H.
Alderman, chief of the division. The
new apple, known only now as No.
go; but which will probably be named
in honor of Charles HARRISON, super
intendent of the fruit farm, is. super
ior in quality and size to the, Wealthy
apple and, unlike it, will last thru
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
A Farmer,
Darnen Township.

Lose your coat out of your car rid
ing on the cement pavement? 1t
will have a lot better chance of turn
ing up if you advertise for it in the
Morris Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
M. E. Church

10:30-Morning worship, "The
Ministry of Conservation" &.
Sunday School.
7:15-Epworth League ~ "
8:00-Evening worship, The Min
istry of Rescue"
Rev. ]. S. KettleweIl, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

This department is devoted to the dis
cussion of public questions by anyone
who may wish to discuss them. The
editor assumes no responsibility for the
views here expressed, but does welcome
contributions from anyone who will not
abuse the privilege whether the opinions
expressed agree with ours or not.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
The Lutheran Free Church

Services for Sunday, May z.
Kongsvinger Church Holy Com
munion Services at 1890 A. M.
The Norris Church Holy Com
munion Services at 7:45 p. M.
Andrew Olson.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

"COntentment," remarked Shinbone.
"am a mighty fine thing; de only
trouble bout it is it's kim o. hahd to
'stinguish from jes plain laziness."-
Boston Transcript.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
CITY NEWS ITEMS
C0MMHNITY CALANDER

Friday and Saturday, May 5 and
s, Fun Festival at armory afternoon
and, evening. Given by the local
chapter af the Eastern Star. ts -
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Can use some stock on pasture by
18th of May. Price right. John
Metzger, Phone % F2 Morris, adv.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
Reque Lutheran Church

Services May, 7th at Reque at
1880 A. NJ, and at Chokio at 500 ,
p. M. ''.' ->,t>'
A. A. Reece.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05
AMONG THE CHURC HES
English lutheran Church

Morning service at 1880 o'clock.
Rev. H. K. Narum will preach.
Sunday school at IL o'clock noon.
Luther League at 1880 p. m.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Oscar Felt on Monday of this week.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Clearance sale on all trimmed hats
at the CAVITY Millinery. Adv. ct.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

''The play is the thing" whereby
you'll be entertained at Alberta,
May 6. adv.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

>@ For farm loans see A. A. Stone,
and save money. tt.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

While all the Morris teachers were
reelected for another year by the
school board, four have signified their
intention of not returning next year.
Those who have announced that they
will not return are the Misses Ger
trude Huntley, LYDIA Olson, Ellen
MahaIek and Agnes Foley. There
will be two more vacancies to fill
next year which are now being filed
by substitutes, those of Miss Annice
Buckentin, now Mrs. Walter Ortman,
and Miss Minerva Smith, who left
because of i'll health at the mid-year
The departmental work, which has
been done in the. seventh and eighth
grades this year by Mrs.. Julia
O'Connell, Miss Ellen Maha1ek and
Miss Florence Schafer, will probably
be discontinued next year as an econ
omy measure.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Photographs are now cheaper than
they have been in ten years. adv. 1t
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Clearance sale on all trimmed hats
at the Canty Millinery. Adv. ct
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Frank Hare of Anoka, a former
partner of Rudolph Eek, visited at
the home of Mrs. Eek Thursday.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

The Alberta Class Play will please
you Remember the date, May 6. adv.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

. c. B. Sylvander drove to Minneapo-
lis early this week on a business
trip. a
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

Phone or leave your city bus calls
at LaGrand Hotel. adv.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

S. J. Stebbins dislocated his right
shoulder last Saturday when he fell
off of a step ladder,
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

i Friday evening, May 5, Commercial
club meeting in Commercial club
rooms.
Morris tribune., 1922-05-05

II you have a farm that you want
TO sell call and see me, or write to me,
at Morris, MINI. Jos. J. Carney. adv
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Mrs. r.. A. wckham entertained
on Friday nj her home complimentary
20 Mrs. Street OF Chicago, guest Of
Mrs. John l.. Kennedy OF Omaha.
The luncheon table nj which the 1s
guests wero seated was eentered with
an artistic arrangement OF cosmos In
a low bowl and the afternoon diver.
sion was bridge.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
THE THREE .MUSKETEERS.
Douglas Fairbanks is Supreme ir
this Wonderful Photoplay.

''The Three Musketeers," featuring
+ the noted actor, Douglas Fairbanks,
will be the attraction at Theatre Will
; bert, Plaquemine, Tuesday and Wed
nesday, April 18 and 10.
In a recent Dhotoplay publica-
tion the following complimentary
mention was given the star and play
"A multitude Of ardent picture fans
have filled the theatres in the larger
cities wherever Douglas Fairbanks has
made his appearance upon the screen
in Alexandra Dumas masterpiece,
"The Three Musketeers." Even the
magic pen of the great novelist does
not picture the action, the immortal
characters of this stirring, epoch Of
French history arg more ~vividly or
III more realistic fashion than does
this wonderful photoplay.
"Fhe scenery was SO true to- life
and so beautiful was the entrance Of
the drama into the spirit of the times
,, depicted, that one could almost pic
ture for himself the conversations of
the French gentlemen that are so
graphically portrayed.
"The musical accompaniment, with
M. Ricardo Montiel, the baritone So
loist, gave the necessary touch to
make the picture find its way into
the hearts of all that saw it.
douglas Fairbanks fills the part
of 'D'Artagan' with remarkable abili-
ty and overlooked nothing, being the
same reckless, dashing, fearless char
actor as Dumas makes him in the
novel.
"Marguerite De La Notes playing
of Constance provided delightful
contrast to the queen, delicately and
gracefully done by Mary MacLaren.
1t was surprise to see this latter
star in this role, but she carried off
her share of the honors with poise
and faithfulness that was a pleasure
to behold"
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
THE MlCROBE OF LOVE-,
Splendid Musical Comedy Will Be
Staged Here Next Wednesday.

Miss Ina Rose Greer, instruc
tress Of the Wayne-Sewell Lyceum
and Producing Company of Atlanta
Ca, arrived here the earlv part of
this week, and Immediately set about
to organize and drill local talent for
the splendid musical comedy, en-
titled ''Microbe of Love-" which will
be presented at the Grand Theatre
here next Wednesday night.
The cast, with the execution of
Miss Greer, who will take the lead
ing part, will be composed entirely
of young ladies and gentlemen of this
city who possess dramatic talent, and
inasmuch as the performance will be
given for the benefit of the local
chapter American Red Cross, it's sue
cess is d foergone conclusion.
The "Microbe of Love-" without A
doubt is the most delightful home
talent production ever staged in this
part Of the country.
The play is a three-act comedy
dealing in Dan Cupid's method of
conquering so-called marble hearts.
Many funny situations are produced
by the love sick spinsters and balky
bachelors.
The song hits are right up to the
and the whole comedy is a
classy productions in fact, it is a
whale Of hit from beginning to end,
the audience recovering from one
convulsion of laughter only to go. into
another.
The ridiculous old maids and good
looking bachelors, pretty chorus
girls, precious cupids, Mr.. and Mrs.
Henpeck and the charming Madam
Cupid appeal to all classes. But the
scene that stands out alone is the left
over sisters, they simply bring the
!!1hse down, so bring along your
Handkerchief because you will laugh
until you cry.
The program of. the play appears
elsewhere in this issue.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
Levee Breaks Near Memnh;s

ooo,' ane hrst crevasse of the season
r;van r;Searfed few days ago in the White
i've, iver levee a. Laconia circle the
JUNCTION -; of the White and Mississ;n-
i est;ea, i;els, near Memphis, Tenn. It
he ;,.a.ed ;na,'ed that rs square miles will
er nort; Iued IN the overflow. A great
va,;an ,;.'ioh OF this area is under cult
farno; fl and a dozen towns and rice
Of tha hag settlements are in the path
hava s water. The water is said to
e;ebt s reached depth of from five to
ereS. e Zee leet in the flooded area. The
readn Ss OF the Mississippi river had al
hraaiI passed the place where the
theraso occurred and the crevasse is
efFaot fFofe not expected to have anv
points In On the sage of the river at
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
CATTLE OWNERS ORGANIZE.
Will Assist Authorities in Work Of
Tick Eradication.
.Communicated.)
DuDleSSis. Ia. Anril -.

Duplessis, La, April II, 1922.
Editor Chief-For the last four or
five years the cattle owners of AS
cension parish have been dipping
| their cattle with the hope of eradi-
| eating the Texas fever tick But for
! one reason on another - mainly
through lack of sincere effort on the
part of some cattle owners and some
| officials in charge and of politics.
the work has been unsuccessful and
the ticks are still with us. Because
the cattle in Ascension parish have
an approximate value of $600,O00,
and because if the parish does not
rid itself Of tick the quarantine now
IN force will remain, and also because
considerable sum has already been
spent to destroy the tick and all
would be lost if the work stopped
where it is, the police jury of the
parish has appropriated $500 to
clean up with this year:
A large number of the cattle own
ers of the parish, realizing that these
are facts and believing that the work
can be carried to completion this
year, have organized themselves into
the Ascension Cattle Association, in
order to be better able to cooperate
with federal, state and parish officials
in charge of the work. There were
two meetings held by the association
in the Dutchtown schoolhouse. Both
meetings were well attended and
every one present joined the organ
ization--no fee attached. But we
want every cattle owner Of the par
ish to belong to it and help us get
lid of the tick.
Judging from the arguments heard |
from officials and cattle owners at |
the meetings of the association, both |
have about reached the conclusion
that it is high time this work be COM
pleted. There will be another meet |
ing Easter Sunday at o'clock p. M
in the Dutchtown schoolhouse for the
purpose of lengthening the roll of |
members belonging to the organiza-
tion and to complete plans to carry
on the work. Eve}s man interested |
in cattle in any way is urged to at
tend Mr.. C. C. Chapman, beef cattle |
specialist will be present and deliver
an address.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15

from passing any fool law affecting
the ku Klux Klan That much being
settled, they can proceed to pass
House Bill No. l, appropriating the
money for their sojourn in the Capt.
tai City for sixty days and begin the
making of the next governor at fs
primary election to be held in Janu-
ary, 1924. The newspaper represen-
tative modestly mentions ten names
only from which the legislature may
select the winner. Among those mene
toned as possible candidates are the
names of several who measure up in
every way to the requirements Of
gubernatorial timber. have in mind
about three of the number, who are
tall and broad enough to fill the swi-
vel chair used by our governors i'm
the past twenty-five years, which
brings us to date. If the selection
was left to me and not to the "dear
people, | would unhesitating:y
choose one of the "also mentioned,' 81
who is thoroughly fitted by training
and experience to take up the unfn-
ished work, so heartily and earnestly
begun by Governor Parker, to build
the Greater Agricultural College and
to have carried out the part Of Act.
95 of 1921, Section Z, creating q
system of hard surface state high
ways" The name Of my choice fo1
our next governor begins and ends
with the nineteenth letter of the al
phabet. Now, all those who have M
forgotten their A B C's, count ninn.
teen times and you have it.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
PreVentatiye Medicine

The tendency Of medical science is
toward preventative measures. 1t is
easier and better to prevent than to
cure. Pneumonia, one of the most
dangerous diseases that medical men
have to contend with, often follows
cold or attack of the grip. The cold
prepares the system for the recep-
ton and development of the pneu-
monia. The longer the cold hangs
on, the greater the danger. Take
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as
soon as the first indication of a cold
appears SO as to get rid of it with an
attack of pneumonia when this rem
edy may be obtained for a trife. (Ad)
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
LOCAL TEAM ORGANIZED
Donaldsonville 20 Have Baseball
Club Composed Of Home Talent.

%auo composed OF k1OmG Talent
Donaldsonville is to have a base
ball club and the fans of this city and
vicinity are to be regaled with tl-rir
favorite amusement and pasttime' this
season. At meeting held Wednes-
day night, a club was formally orga-
nlzed with l.. M. Mattingly as mana
ger and G. Mistretta as ASSISTANT
manager. The following-----~
the players: Libby Robert, pitcher;
Morris Ramirez, catcher; A. Richard,
first base; l.. Fontana, second base;
5. Vitale, shortstop; H. Forrest, third
base; J. Fontana, left field; II. Smith,
centerfield; G. Forrest, right field,
and Clyde Ayraud, extra.
The boys will play their initial
game tomorrow with the Central
Stars, at Central, st. James parish,
and expect to open up at the fair
grounds here on April 80 with a re-
turn game with the Stars. The prices
of admission will be as fofiressseeax xi-men,
IS cents, children, Is cents; ~ltess1es
free.
The Wright Furniture Company
offers SIS gold piece to any member
of the local team who makes home
run on the home diamond. ii
Simon Bollag, proprietor of the
Model Shoe Store, offers a SIS pair
of shoes under the same conditions.
The members of the team return
thanks to the merchants and citizens
who so kindly contributed to tie
baseball club fund.
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
PROTEST AGAINST BONUS BILL.
Strong Country Wide Opposition to
Measure Passed by House.

According to a special from Wash
ington, protests against the soldiers
bonus bill recently passed by the
House are pouring into Washington
from all parts of the country. Sena-
tors are being swamped with letters
asking them not to concur with the
House in the adoption of the mea-
suMpry o~e of the most significant
protest iqsWed in the last few days
was that addressed to Senator Carter
Glass, Democrat, Virginia, from Ma
jor General E. W. Nicholson, super
intendent of the Virginia Military
Institute, in which he said;
"There are three things in this
world that money cannot buy and
there are a number of u.s. antls-gt
number is not small, who would re-
sent any suggestion to recompense
us in money for the discharge of
manifest duties which we owed to
our country. The principle of legis-
lation of this character is, in my
judgment, wrong and earnestly
hope thg ongress will put the seal
of disapproval on any measure
looking to the recompense Of the
able-bodied men of the world war for
services rendered.
"Such legislation is wrong, I think,
from. every point of view and tends
to undermine not only the patriotism
of our people but their character.
"The bill as now proposed is the
worst that has been suggested. 1t
attempts to do by indirection what it
seems that Congress dare not do di-
rectly. 1t tides over what is an
emergency but leaves the whole
amount to be paid az the end of three
years and with no provision made for
raising ''e money to pay this enor-
nous I'm 'unt. 1t would accomplish
that yes e and be more direct if
threS ar bonds were issued The
taxhr' RS of course have got to pay
thsFt, Jonus whatever method may
"sentually be adopted.
Il do wish in the interest of this
country of ours that there were more |
men like you in Congress. If the |
president and his party insist on it | |
hope the Democrats will oppose it. !
oeileve it will be wise political pol |
Icy to do 500
In the mail of Senator Shields, |
democrat, Tennessee, several pro-
tests have come from ex-service men
hvlng in that state ]. @. Sallee of |
ChatEanooga, "who shed little
blood and smelled lot of gas"
writes: e'
my opposition to this bonus is
not based on any excessive pride in
my own patriotism and is certainly
not meant to derogate that of the ex-
service men who are working for it.
NY objection is that bonus would
Ds harmful thing to the millions
VINO gave the country the best they
had at the critical time. In plain
words mean that it would harm
gamer than help the ex-service men.
: mean the direct harm that would
result from placing several hundred
ueiafs cash in the hands of hundreds
VI thousands Of young men.
J.. knew these same men when thew
aid M have little money and I know
ahat I'M talking about when | sayI
Al eighty per cent of the cases it
th Mouia not produce any benefit and
an sae other twenty per cent can man.
ase 70 get along without it. We do
not want to see in this country per-
pS;iisIatlon p,;isl:n of the system of treasury
Im;nkk'ng I;n by organized bodies of any
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
Another False Fire Alarm.

Last Wednesday morning at 1890
O'Clock an alarm of fire was turned
in from box "a, corner St. Patrick
and Opelousas streets. The fire
department. responded promptly but
upon reaching the scene it was found
to be another false alarm. There is
evidently some miscreant Or fanatic
roaming at large in this community
whose pronks, unless they are stop
ped, are destined to eventually cause
some mischief. Every effort shon,a Y
be made to apprehend the culpr:1tore-
fore he causes trouble, and hef auld
be given the limit under the j SC
The Donaldsonville chief., 1922-04-15
Gonzales Elects Officers.

A large number of citizens assem-
bled at the Woodmen Hall, Gonzales,
last Tuesday night, in response to a
call for mass meeting to elect Of
ficers for the village of Gonzales. M.
L. Lafieur, called the meeting to or
der. DR.. L. P. St. Amant was made
chairman and V. A. Gautreau secre-
tary. Joseph Gonzales was chosen
mayor by acclamation, P. S: Ber-
eau, Fl. M. Picard and L. P. st.
Amant elected aldermen and Leo
Barman was made marshal. The
newly selected officers were called
upon for speeches and all responded
most gracefully.