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The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20
BLUE GRASS LEAGUE SCHEDULE
Saturday, September 2

Saturday, September 2
Maysville at Lexington.
Cynthiana at Paris.
Mt. Sterling at Winchester.
Sunday, September 8
Lexington at Maysville.
Cynthiana at Paris.
Mt. Sterling at Winchester.
Labor Day, Monday, September 4
Lexington at Maysville.
Cynthiana at Winchester.
Paris at Mt. Sterling.
Thursday, September 7
Maysville at Winchester.
Lexington at Cynthiana.
Mt. Sterling at Paris.
Saturday, September 9
Maysville at Paris.
Cynthiana at Mt. Sterling.
winchester at Lexington.
Sunday, September 10
Maysville at Paris.
Cynthiana at Mt. Sterling.
Winchester at Lexington.
Thursday, September II
Maysville at Cynthiana.
Paris at Winchester.
Lexington at Mt Sterling.
Saturday, September 16
Winchester at Maysville.
Cynthiana at Lexington.
Mt. Sterling az Paris.
Sunday, September II
Lexington at Cynthiana.
Winchester at Maysville.
Mt. Sterling at Paris.
Thursday, September 21
Maysviile at Paris.
Cynthiana at Winchester
Lexington at Mt. Sterling.
Saturday, September 20
Cynthiana at Maysville.
Mt. Sterling at Winchester.
Paris at Lexington.
Sunday, September "a
Maysville at Cynthiana.
Mt. Sterling at Winchester.
Paris at Lexington.
Thursday, September 2s
Mt. Sterling at Maysville.
Paris at Cynthiana.
Lexington at Winchester.
Saturday, September 80
Maysville at Mt. Sterling.
Cynthiana at Lexington.
Winchester at Paris.
Sunday, October I
Maysville at Mt. Sterling
Cynthiana at Lexington.
Winchester at Paris.
Thursday, October 5
Winchester at Mavsville.
Mt. Sterling at Cynthiana.
Lexington at Paris.
Saturday, October
Cynthiana at Maysville.
Paris at Winchester.
Mt. Sterling at Lexington.
Sunday, October 8
Maysville at Cynthiana.
Paris at Winchester.
Mt. Sterling at Lexington.
thursday, October IL, Columbus Day
Paris at Maysville.
Cynthiana at Mt. Sterling.
Lexington at Winchester.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20

Every woman fears her neighbors.
That is the reason why the expensive
curtains are in front windows and
the ragged curtains in the rear win
dows.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20

Nothing is much more difficult
than Tor country woman when she
visits the city to learn to call the
hired girl a maid.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20

German marks are easy and the
Allies seem to place the United
States in the same class.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20

some folks won't have a JOY In
Heaven If they see some angel sit
ting up little higher than they are.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-07-20

When bulldog has bone let him
have II.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
STARS WIN GAME,
ALSO BUNS, CAKES

In a game featured by a mixture
of good ball playing. heavy hitting
and fielding. and errors a plenty
Plummers All-Stars took the Ninth
Ward Grocers' Association into camp
yesterday TO the tune Of 3 to 9.
The most pleasant surprise OF the
game came to Greenbank when.
after several selections had been
rendered by the WorkhOuse Glee
Club, the inmates were presented by
the citizens of the Ninth ward,
through Messrs. McKeon and Patter-
son. with forty large cakes and
three hundred cinnamon buns
whereupon the boys voted this the
most delightful game of the season.
Fifty prominent residents of the
Ninth ward have accepted Warden
Plummer's invitation to attend the
afternoon church service next Sun
day. at which time the Rev. Carlisle
l.. Hubbard will deliver the sermon
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

annual event which has been prev
iously staged in Philadelphia and
other cities had never been favored
with such excellent conditions. The
running track and other portions of
the new section of Baynard Field
will be in full view of the spectators.
Turngemeindes from Delaware.
Pennsylvania, Maryland and New
Jersey will be represented and It is
estimated that 300 men and women
athletes will compete in the various
events and exhibitions. One of the
leading features promised is the
mass drill in which all of the con-
testants will participate.
The program tomorrow will open
with a concert by a band of 40
pieces direc d by Charles NJ. Banks.
Addresses will be made by Mayor
Harvey, Samuel II. Baynard, presi-
dent of the Park Board, who do
mated the land and built the field
and stadium for Wilmington, and
William f. Kurtz, fest president.
The athletic and gymnastic tour
nament tomorrow is the opening of
a two-day meet and is under the
of the Wilmington
Turngemeinde and technical COM
mittee of the Philadelphia District
of the American Gymnastic Union.
Richard Pertuch of Philadelphia
Will direct the events.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
ST. HEDwIG MEETS FORT.

st. Hedwig will line up against
the fast stepping Fort DUPONT out
fit at Second and DUPONT, at 6
o'clock tonight. This will be Fort
DuPont's first appearance in this
city and the game will give the fans
a view of the best team that has
represented the Fort for some time.
st. Hedwig. however. think they
can show them a thing or two and
therefore a real game is expected.
Trip. the famous star twirler of
the soldiers may he on the mound.
while Cleboss, of the Saints, will try
to bring the victory for the Saints.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
.BACHARACH WINS
OUT In NINTH

& Coming from behind. Bacharach
Giants nosed out the American
Bridge diamond aggregation OF
:. Trenton, n. j.. in the ninth inning
of a sensational baseball battle at
Harlan Field by the score OF Z to 6.
sc 1t was sweet revenge for Lundy and
his crew. as the visitors had pre-
viously defeated them 4 TO 0.
The game was replete with sem
sational plays. Neither team could
score until the fifth frame. when
'Hzthe visitors opened up and sent six
y markers across the plate. The
Bacharach's came back in their
Z half of the inning and scored four
3 runs.
- After the fifth streeter held the
.svisitors in check. and his teammates
g evened the count in the seventh and
showed over the winning tally in the
: final frame.
y The strong Logan A A. of Phila-
delphia will appear at Harlan Field
today to meet the locals. The game
viii be called at $50.
li- Score by innings:
:. American Bridge Co. 600 060 600
Z Bacharach Giants. 600 040 2O1-7
Batteries for Bacharach Giants.
Streeter and Jones; for American
Bridge, Dearholt and Tomilson.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
Krebs Looks Good to Win
First Half in City League

City League clubs will round out
the first half of their schedule with
the games on the card tomorrow,
although an extra week remains
for the first flight for the play-off
of postponed games. There are a
number of these and 1t is expected
that the teams will attempt to play
off these before the start Of the
second half
Krebs looks safe TO cop the honors
of the first half. The Newport nine
is now in the lead by full two
game margin and goes up against
Edge Moor. one of the weak sisters
in tomorrow's tilt. Manager Jack
Ruth is no taking any chances OF
letting the first half gonfalon slip
from his grasp and will send his
best against the suburbanites from
the northern section.
What looks to be the feature bat
tie on tomorrow's program is the
setto between Parkside and Defence
at Second and dupont. The Kirk
wood Parkers can jump into second
place, now held by the Bulldogs.
with a win.
Seventh Ward, in order to con-
tinue among the pace settlers. must
dispose of Eastlake and also of De-
fiance, whom they meet tonight. The
Forty Acre Chicks are tied with
Parkside for third place.
Union will go TO the post with st.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
SPORT CARNIVAL
TO OPEN field
Turner's From -Four States
to Compete in Baynard
Events
BAND CONCERT,
ALSO FEATURE

With an elaborate program, the
new stadium and section of Baynard
Field will be opened to the public
with the staging of the Philadelphia
Turngemeinde District track and
field meet and gymnastic exhibition
by the Wilmington Turngemeinde
tomorrow afternoon. The new sec
ton and stadium is located along the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad at the
western extreme of Eighteenth
street, and with clear weather II is
expected that the concrete stands
will be taxed to their capacity of
5000.
District officials of the Turnge-
meinde who visited Wilmington dur
Ing the past week said, that no bet
ter setting could have been secured
FOR the monster carnival of sports
They expressed the opinion that the
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
SAINTS SET
BACK MERRILL
Locals Do the Trick in Two
Big Innings; Bruner
Invincible
BOGGS STARS ON
THE INITIAL SACK

~ st. Thomas had an easy time Of II
with the Merrill Professionals OF
Philadelphia at Second and dupont
= streets last night. winning by the
score of 10 to 8. Eight miscues were
chalked up by the visitors. four OF
them against Taylor, the visiting sec
ond sacker.
Lefty" Bruner on the mound for
the Wilmington team. held the Wis
ritors in check throughout, only five
hits being secured off his delivery
I'd Ten of the visitors were sent back
to the bench via the strikeout
70 route.
Q Grant. Gilbert and Gillespie led
e the attack on Schoentag the visiting
~ moundsman. Gilbert secured
triple, the only extra base hit of
the game.
The snappy fielding of George
Boggs at the initial sack was the
- best seen at Second and dupont
this season. Score:
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

FIFTH-Keep the line of the body
naturally straight when entering
the water.
SIXTH-Always keep the Singers
together.
SEVENTH-Keep the head up
and balanced naturally.
EIGHTH-In running dives, run
naturally and quickly, and spring
from both feet.
NINTH-The spring should be
made with the body vertical, and
the arms should be put in the prop
err position as you spring.
TENTH-Just before executing a
standing dive. the arms may be
raised in front of and at right
angles to the body, fingers being
straight with the forefngers touch
ing and the palms down.
Always keeping these points in
mind, we can go on with the method
of executing some dives.
TOmOrrOw-The swan dive.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

before 1t reaches him and play It ac-
cording,y.
Get Jump on Ball.
OF course there are some batted
balls that it is utterly impossible to
get on the big bound. Balls that are
hit on line and land two or three
feet in front OF you are such a type.
You must take them as they come.
play them as best you can.
Be confident OF yourself and get
the jump on the ball. Always be in
a position to throw without wasting
any time. Figure a batter's speed
and play him accordingly. Deep on
the slow men, close in on the fast
boys.
Always try to get the ball away
In time so that It will not be nee
essary to hurry your throw.
A study OF each batter enables a
shortstop to get many ball by
shifting a few feet to suit the pc
culiarities of the batter.
Don't Tip Batter.
watch for the catcher's sign and
then be ready to move in the dlrec
ton you believe the ball will be hit.
But never shift after the catcher
gives the sign, for il you do. the
batter will see you and can easily
figure out what is going to be
pitched.
The shortstop must pay close at !
tention 10 the score TO get the most |
out OF his play. For instance. with !
two out and a runner on second. /
you must play deeper so as to be |
able TO knock down balls that would |
ordinarily so through and score !
the man.
The shortstop and second baseman |
always must have an agreement Is ]
to who will cover. This is done |
through some sign.
These are a few Of the many !
things shortstop must do. but most
essential of all is to keep on ones
toes and get the ball on the big
bound
Tomorrow third base play is dis
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

practice in no way compared to the
real stun. As result he was slow
in hitting his stride.
Recently in St Louis, Babe
cracked out his sixth home run OF
the year, his third in three days II
was a terrific drive that cleared the
right field wall by thirty feet.
Just before the game started the
next day l remarked to Babe, What
about breaking the old mark OF SO
home runs?"
He smiled broadly and replied, T
have just about decided that SO
home runs is going to stand for
1922. l had hopes that l might
smash it. but have decided 1t is a
bit too much for me TO shoot at"
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
BY ALLEN RIGGIN.
OlYmnic Fancy Diving Chnmninn.


The smart diver is the glory of
the bathing beach. Swimming is
twice as much fun IL you can dive,
too. All you need is nerve, and
determination. and practice.
There are 10 points every diver
should commit to memory. These
are:
FIRST-Do not exhibit any timid-
ity or hesitation when about TO dive
SECOND-Always stand for an
instant at attention, head erect.
body upright, arms straight at side,
with fingers loosely clenched and
thumbs forward, and heels touch
ing, before making a standing dive
or starting to run for running dive.
THIRD-Put all your strength
into any dive that you are attempt
ing.
FOURTH-Always get as high in
the air as possible when diving.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
APPOINTS PUSEY-JONES
COMPANY RECFIVIcRS

GLOUCESTER. n. j., June "a
Charles w. Letzgus. city solicitor.
yesterday received notice from
Judge Charles +. Lynch, of the
United States District Court of New
Jersey. that he had appointed as
permanent receivers for the Pussy
& Jones Company. Willard Sauls-
bury. Charles b. Evans and Joseph
p. Tumulty. The notice sets forth
that all proceedings in State and
Fedarel courts are to be dlscontln-
ued for the present.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

will do with the ball if it comes to
you. The shortstop must be ever
alert, physically as well as mentally.
1t is an easy matter to field a
ground ball II you can play it on
the big bound. The shortstop must
figure the bounds the bail will take
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
,,BM6unsSays

Babe" Ruth has given up any
hopes that he may have had OF
breaking his 1921 record of 80
home runs.
While Babe was on the suspend
ed list l talked that question over
with him. At that time he believed
that If he got off to a good start he
might better SO.
II is a matter of record that moth
ing helps the batting eye as much as
real pitching in actual competition.
Babe did a lot OF practice hitting
between the opening of the season
and the raising of his suspension,
but the old batting eye wasn't prop
erly trimmed.
Babe soon discovered that the
pitching he had faced in batting
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

my mark OF 81" continued the
Babe. you can tell the world that
| will top the home-run hitters in
both the American and National
Leagues when they ring down the
curtain.
Il don't know how many home
runs l will need. II may be twenty
and it may be forty Whatever It is
/ will make them. l will still be the
home-run king at the close OF the
1922 season.
Il fully expect to he out in front
by August l. once / am out in
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
SCORE ny INNINGS

Ninth Ward ......OiSO O9O12-
Plummer's Stars 2011641 Ox-l5
Summary: Hits-On Lux. Il;
Crather, 4: Vandenbraak 9. Earned
runs-Ninth Ward. 8: Plummer's All
Stars, s. Two-base hits-Johnson.
Jennings. Higgins. Roach. Retting.
Home run-Huggins Struck out-By
Lux, 8; Crather. 0; Vandenbraak, ;.
Double plays-White to Roach: Rich .
ardson to Roach. Hit by pitched ball
Olson and Jennings. Base on balls-OF
Lux. /: Crather. 4: Vandenbraak. T.
Number Of innings pitched-By Crath-
er. ,; Vandenbraak, Z. Time OF game
, hrs. 40 min. Umpire-Barnes and
Mitchell
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
PENNsY PosTPoNEs GAMES

The Baltimore division and Mary
land division game in the Southern
Grand Division Baseball league of the
Pennsylvania railroad scheduled for
Wilmington tomorrow has been
postponed on account of the death
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

Watch the Want Ads CAREFUL
Have you lost something, a ne
piece, your pearls. or perhaps 70
pocketbook? The Want Ads a
sure to locate them for you.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
Saturdays Baseball
City League

City League
Seventh Ward VS.. Eastlake. 10Th
and Market. Umpire-Cunning-
ham.
Krebs VS.. Edge Moor, Edge Moor.
Observation-Disclosures.
ST. Mary vs.. Bankers and Brok-
ers, Rockford Towers, Umpire
Hastings.
Union VS.. St Hedwig. Military
Grounds. Umpire-Brittingh
Parkside VS.. Defiance. End and
dupont Umpire-Duncan.
Junior city League
Brownson VS. DUPONT, End and
dupont, @ o'clock.
Defiance VS. Eastlake, 18th and
Market. @ o'clock.
Newport VS.. South Side-Eden
Snappers. Eden Park.
Merwick at Park A. c.
County League
Newark at New Castle. Umpire
Russell.
Yorklyn at Delaware City. I'm
plre-McDaniel.
Five Points at Marshallton. I'm
Wintrup.
Suburban Church League
Hockession at Cedars.
Dbenezer at Brack-EX.
Stanton at Newark.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

l agreed with Babe that to break
his mark of SO homers after a six
weeks suspension was practically
an impossibility. However, don't
get the impression that Babe Is
ready TO turn his home-run crown
over TO someone else.
while I don't expect to break
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

summary; Earned runs. st. Thomas.
Merrill. l. Three-base hits. Gilbert.
Struck out. by Benner. TO- by Shone-
tag. g. Base on balls, Benner. 4:
Shonetag. 3. Time OF game. ? hours
Umpire, Duncan.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23
BY EVERETT SCOTT,
New York ShortstoD.

II asked TO give the two must i'm
portant features Of shortstop play, I
would say, keep on your toes and
always get the ball on the big
bound.
Never be caught tiat-footed.
1t is best to figure out what you
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

of Gamble Latrobe, general supe
intendent of the Southern Grand I
vision.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

front the boys are going to have a
hard time catching me. Spottlng
hitters like Williams and Hornsby
dozen home runs is some handi-
cap. but 1 feel that l will prove
equal TO it,"
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

Hedwig in an attempt to decide the
top of the second division.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

Tomorrow third base play is dis
cussed by Billy Evans.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-06-23

Babe soon discovered that the
pitching he had faced in batting
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23
SEALED BIDS will be received by tn

SEALED BIDS will be received by the
Board of Chosen Freeholders of Atlantic
County, n. j., at IL O'Clock noon, on Oc-
tober 18th, 1922, during a regular meeting
of the Board at it's meeting room in the
Guarantee Trust Building, Atlantic City,
N. j., for the reconstruction of Section
No. l of Egg Harbor-Green Bank Road,
in the County of Atlantic, State of New
Jersey, with a Warrenite- Bitulithic pave
ment on a 6" 1875 concrete base; esti-
mated amount of surface pavement and
concrete base required is 1852 SO. yds.,
together with excavation, embankment,
drainage provisions and various other
items; said bids to be opened and read in
public at the aforesaid time and place.
Drawings, specifications and form of
bid, certificate of surety, contract and
bond, covering the proposed work, are on
file in the office of the County Engineer
at 636 Guarantee Trust Building, Atlantic
City, n. j., where they may be Inspected
and a prospective bidder may secure a
cop of the specifications and blueprints
of the plans upon a deposit of $40, which
deposit will be refunded if the plans and
specifications are returned to the County
Engineers office in good condition by
noon of Oct. 18th, it being understood
that the filing of a bid constitutes a re-
turn of the specifications and a bidder
need, therefore, return only the plans
directly to the County Engineers office.
Each bid must be made on the standard
proposal form in the manner required by
the specifications and must be accompa-
MED by a certified check, or cash, in an
amount not less than 1920 of the bid.
The contract will be awarded, If awar-
ded at all, within one month of the date
of receiving bids and such award Will be
bonds to be issued for the purpose of
financing the work.
h right is reserved to reject any or
all bids.
BY Ord.r Of the Board of Chosen Free
holders of Atlantic County.
F. w. WILLETTS, Clerk.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23

Dy VITIUG OF Two Wits OF ItTI IdCTdS, 10
me directed, issued out of the Atlantic
County Circuit Court, will be sold at pub
lie vendue, on
WEDNESDAY, THE EIGHTEENTH
DAY OF OCTOBER, NINETEEN
HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE,
at two o'clock in the afternoon of said
day, in the Court Room, No. POI, Second
Floor, Guarantee Trust Building, in the
City of Atlantic City. County of Atlantic
and State of New Jersey.
All the undivided one-half interest of
William E. Lee in and to that certain
tract or piece of land, situate in the City
of Absecon, County of Atlantic and State
of New Jersey, bounded and described as
follows:
Beginning at a point in the middle of
the Shore Road at the Westerly corner of
land described in certain deed made by
Absalom Cordery and wife to the said
Lewis L. Cordery by deed dated August
3, 1878. and recorded in book So of deeds,
page 5S4, in the Atlantic County Clerks
Office, thence extending ID Southeasterly
along the line of lands described in the
links more or less to the line of lands
formerly of Reuben Babcock; thence ca
South twenty-nine and one-half degrees
West along lands of said Reuben Babcock
to the line of lands formerly of Job G.
Babcock; thence go North s~eventy-three
and one-half degrees West along lands of
said Job G.. Babcock to the middle line of
the Shore Road; thence () North twenty
middle line of the Shore Road about eight
chains to the place of beginning.
Being the same undivided one-half in
terest which Lewis Z. Cordery and wife
by deed dated May II. 1905, and recorded
in the Clerks Office of the County of At
lantic, N. j., in book No. 31S of deeds,
page 4SQ,. granted and conveyed unto
William 4. Lee.
DEGREES approximately 81, 507.17, besides
interest, costs and fees.
Seized as the property of Ira Lake ct
al. and David w. Praster ct al. and taken
in execution at the suit of First National
Bank of P~leasantville and to be sold by
MALCOLM B. WOODRUFF,
Sheriff.
Dated September %. 1922.
Albert c. Abbott, Attorney.
Prs fee, S26.46
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23
TAKE NOTICE.. that the undersign,

TAKE NOTICE, that the undersigned
will not be responsible, in whole or in
part, for any bills contracted after Sep
TENDER 10th, 1922, by either Carl H.
Thoms or Rudolph Thoms, the said Carl
and Rudolph Thoms now reside on the
Seaview Farms, Absecon Heights, New
Jersey.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23

We do not claim that the mere use
of want ads" will produce prosperity.
But II seems more than a coincidence
that most prosperous people are quick
to recognize the value of classified ad.
yertising. Lei us supply your wants
through the Cent-a-Word column Of
The Pleasantville Press.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Pursuant to the order of Albert c.
Abbott, Surrogate of the County of At
of the undersigned. Executor of the said
decedent, notice is hereby given to the
creditors of the said decedent, to exhibit
to the subscriber, under oath or affirma-
ton, their claims and demands against
the estate of the said decedent, within
six months from this date, or they will be
forever barred from prosecuting or reeov-
ering the same against the subscriber.
J. EDWARD ASHMEAD,
Prudential Building,
Newark, y. ].
Mays Landing, N. j., September 18th,
1922.
Printers fee, $1S.40.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-09-23

Did you ever notice that some men
can behave themselves only so long
and then they must break loose?