Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-20
VOLSTEAD AT SEA

Whatever the outcome of the contest may be concern
our vessels navy the thing forbid
of liquor This is what the dry element of has
thus vanly sought but it would this policy
must eventually prevail This the more likely for
the reason that the drys are in control
1t is true, the antVolsteaders contend, that when
the vessels outside the three-ne limit beyond
they outside the territory of the United States
But it should be borne in mind that the deck of every
American vessel the equivalent of American soil and
that wherever of these ships be all the space within
its limits United America Let any unfrendly
person nation dispute that point and what will hap
pen The logic of this is that good morals, good sense
and what should likewise be good law sustans the theory
that every vessel of the American dry Sooner
later, venture to prophesy that will be the result
The Adventists of the Southeastern California confer
of which Imperial county part, have decided to
build academy to educate the boys and girls of the de-
nomination 1t to be taking them through the twelve
grades the schools and giving them
training in agriculture horticulture mechanical and INDUS
trial The program comprehensive to the full
fmen of which every member of the denomination in the
five counties the conference look forward with sat
isfacton confidence. The Advensts have similar
the and all in flourshing condition
The sponsors Of the proposed new school have practically
agreed upon establishing in slightly and attractive place
Riverside and the pubcsprted people OF that fine
way to insure its in the ahead
Such institution fits well into the environment of city
like Riverside.
The press is paying entirely too much attention to
Peggy Whasername. What this flrtatous young woman
does thinks should be of concern to the public Tor she
has not yet displayed any of the qualities that appeal to the
putting off husbands is not an attainment that commends
Will confidence OF those VINO consul
tue the foundation of society. 1t would be peculiar and
unhappy world we'll unfortunate II everybody was
like Peggy Whasename, to the extent of possessing
her beauty 1T is for this the newspapers should
lay Peggy and talk about recipes for jams and pud
dngs and thus be helpful to humanity in practical way.
Some Of the enerprsing newspapers of the country
bidding right publish the kascrs autobiography
The kaiser asO-ran, hasbeen, pariah moral de-
generate. botch upon the fair of Justice and the
sooner he forgotten the better 1t better to revive
discussion Of the of Ann the whereabouts of the
saiant of Billy Patterson the author of Shakespeares
works or some other live and harmless issue.
In Kansas the price Of shoeshne has dropped to
nickel in California the price of sunshine has drop
ped nickel for quench his thirst at that
cost for glass Of plain soda root beer. The Kansans
have nothing on US.
"The Winter Garden of America" says the Los Ange-
les Times Of Imperial Valley. This is fine slogan Let
adopt it an alias
II is said that red hair helpful in radio operators.
And that at a you hear absolutely nothing about
white horses. How times change.
Speaking Imperial cantaloupes here they are lad
les and genemen don't be afraid Of exhausng the supply
Fifteen thousand carloads of 'em are good many
The wit who declared the national coors of the irish
blue must have been lrIShnlan.