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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
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HAVE YOU Asst DICK. THE IIZ-
ARD. ANY QUESTIONS YET?
BETTER DO 1T TODAY-HOW
OLD II BILL KNOBLOCK /:
WHAT Is THE OBJECTION TO
ONIONS; WHO WAS THE DUKE
OF MIXTURE; WHY DIDN'T
JAKE HECKANIAN LAND THE
MAYORALTY - SIX ANY
THING. DICK. THE LIZARD.
WILL ANSWER IT.
Geraldine-Why do they call you
Dick. the Lizard? Is IL possible that
YOU are one Of the lounge variety?
Ans.-Yehi Yehi
Anxious-Was Earl Reeder ever a
lieutenant? What has become OF
him? Does he still wear his de-
tachable fur collared coat?
Ans. I. I do not know but sus-
pect that he acquired the title in
much the same way as did Colonel
Cootie. 2. think he is hiding some
where in his fur collared coat
tNote.-Answer No. also answers
your question 8. Anxious. but we
don't understand why you should
besOdam anxious about such ques
tons as these here ones you have
asked)
Elevator G.rl-Arthur Macdonald
has been unusually nice and obligine
TO me lately. and often 1 think that
perhaps he is just a little bit inter.
ested in me. He smiled so sweetly
at me this morning when he came "a
work at a quarter after u.
Ans.-We believe you are Icing Il
use. You go. TO be about s feet tai
10 stand high enough in the air to Sc,
this bird smile.
Politician-Can you give me tn,
real facts that caused Jake Hecka
man, the eminent tonsorial artist, L
withdraw from the recent mayoralt,
race in South Bend?
Ans.-The crystal glass tells m,
that Mr.. Heckaman looked all owe
/ town for some three for a jit cigar
to hand out To his friends, and fail
| ing in this, he reluctantly caused
his name to be withdrawn from tn,
! race.
Tommy O'Connor-WiHE Che polio
ever set hold Of me again?
Ans.-Emphatical not. unles
you both suddenly change your pres
| ent tactics.
Charles S. (Wyman's) SWIM
| ever marry?
Ans.-(The answer 10 your ques
/ ton is the same as we have jus
\ given 70 Tommy O'Connor).
| G.. Washington-Do the pcopl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
WHAT ARE YOU USING?

~ AI[1I anu w OAhl'Os
Some strang things are happening in Russia that
land where hunger now stalks, where chaos reigns
where many faced by and where many
driven 10 strange shifts TO get food.
Peasants who had small supplies OF food have
traded them for grand pianos, for silver toilet SETS
for pictures. for delicate brc-a-brac.
After the trade has been made, these articles
are put TO new uses which would amuse, If they
did not excite pity
One Of these peasant homes which obtained
grand piano, Immediately turned It into cupboard
which stored the iron kettles from the stove
while to its leg tied small pig
The silver toilet set which 70 another hut
was hung about the walls to be worshped in place
OF the ikons which were thrown out by the leaders
of bolshevism.
To these peasants that grand piano meant only
store house, little gaudier perhaps than the
they had.
It's power to charm with wonderful music meant
nothing to them. It's finely carved mahogany meant
only convenient hitching post for the very import
ant pig which they owned.
The OF these strange articles by the peasants
has its counterpart in many a human mind. which,
given talent puts it to some purpose which desc
and destroys its real value.
The with a natural gift Of oratory and lead
ership sells his voice and his thoughts
purchaser and the thing that might have been used
dross by its sale for a price.
The who has a natural talent for homo
making let's idleness selhshness and her own
ease drive from her heart the qualities that might
have created happiness and she becomes a butterfly
of fashion creature of the moment. who in the
end makes others happy and leaves herself
miserable.
The man who obtains a higher education, special
learning, a knowledge which could be valuable,
70 he ~ fret
ent that offers an easy path to fortune and loses
his soul in the barter he has made
Using pianos for pigs is not uncommon thing
Every beautiful thing in the world loses its value
unless it finds its way into hands that know how
to appreciate and use it.
Every wonderful creation depends for its wonder
and its beauty upon its being turned to the right
use.
The grand piano that once thrilled the hearts Of
those who knew its power no longer charms The
gruntng pig tied leg, becomes sym
Dol for those who reach out and take the wonder
things and then put them to some evil or strange
use.
The human mind the heart the education. all
the finer things need the guiding direction of pur-
pose, and purpose needs the knowledge of the
things you think you own.
The peasants believed they obtained piano
They got pigsty. instead
What you doing with the things you own
or do they own you?
The only trouble with Thrift Week is we need
81 OF them
The 1922 model girl thinks it is better to be
naughty than nausht.
Chicago only averaged three murders week
last year. but business was dull in every line.
Clothes don't make the man? Try not wearing
any.
In answering wrong number over the phone
the so" precedes TIE III"
Make Work Pleasure'-headlnes the Digest
Make work and there viii be enough pleasure
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

As the head OF the cinema game
At a humping big stipend a year.
No longer the chance to serve ably
the state
Is the publicist's goal OF ambition;
lie knows that ere long he can grow
truly great
In some glorious fillum position!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
DIR. CARSON RESUMES PRAC-
TTCE

Have Dr. Carson examine your
mouth before having teeth made.
Dr. Carson has fitted over $4,000
mouths in his "a years Of practice in
south Bend. All work finished in
our own laboratory by a skilled
specialist. We have a complete mod
ern uF-to-date dental Office fully
equipped 70 handle the most diff
cult operations known 20 modern
dental science. No charge for ex-
animation and estimates, Dr.. r. p.
Carson. 125 ". Washington av.. first
stairway east OF J. NJ. s. Bldg.
l7-tf-Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

H. AngeIes RccorI.l


The patent once is flooded with designs for sub
marine apparatus intended 20 recover $4,000, 600
in gold and other valuables lost torpedoed and
mined ships during the
II the inventors applied the same brain effort 20
devices that would be useful in everyday life their
Trize would be many times COCO eco
Fortune is wherever man f~-ides TO make il.
But it II human nature 20 desert sure-thing and
chase the rainbow
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

Will certainly come my way
And if they fail me, and time runs
slow.
A petty and weary round.
put my hat on my head and so
Where pleasanter things are
found.
oh, the things I've seen make a palt-
~ list
Compared TO the vast supply
OF sights neglected. and things I've
missed
SO I'll never be bored. not
For curiosity 'Rily springs
Anew in tho heart of man,
The world is full of a number OF
things
And want TO see all 7 cam
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
GENUINE PROTECTOR OF
HOMES

That - the name applied 20 Elab-
GRATED Fire-Resisting rooms. Not
only does this we'll known roofing
protect your home from the ele-
ments but it makes a roof fire q
thing OF the past There are thou
sands OF satisfied owners OF Elab-
GRATED roofs IN this community
Call the Elaborated Roofing Co.
Io7 ". Division 81. Main 2to3, and
ask for estimates. t-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
IT'S HUMAN TO ERR.

The man who has made no mis-
takes has not been alive very long
T. used 20 be e common error 10 de-
fer taking life insurance. Inform
yourself fully by reading the free
publications mailed by WALTER
FEGAN. J. 81 s. Bldg s-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

After all it should be remembered
that Mr. = I'm taught the world that
cabinet officers were open 20 good
outside jobs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
EoR WINTER DRIVING.

The experienced motorist assures
himself OF every comfort and pro-
lection for his winter driving. lie
puts on skid chains, hood and radia-
tor covers windshield cleaner.
Boyce mOtometer nils his radiator
with alcohoI ana uses other aces
series that make driving easier.
Reasonable prices on all accessories
az the Lincoln AutomOtive supply
Co. 113 r. Jefferson blvd.
s5e-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

While statesmen are busy making
peace it is a cinch that they won't
have tig4ie 20 make war.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21
In The interests of Efficiency.

The next indemnity arrangement;
ought TO be conducted on the pay as
you enter principle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

BY buying your shoes az the u. S.
Army store. $50 S. Michigan ST. AL
standard makes OF factory blemish
shoes. s1s5 Up 365-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

Is percent Reduction sale. Yer
mons. tat-u
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

25 percent Reduction Sale. Yer.
mons. 354-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

IS percent reduction sale. Yer.
ron's s34-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

Make Work a Pleasure'-headlines the Digest
Make work and there viii be enough pleasure
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-21

In answering a wrong number over the phone
the so" precedes TIE "h."
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03
Copyright by Eleanor H. Portss

guess she was 9fraTd FafheTSwould see us, but that's what I wanted I wanted him to see us. l wanted him to be right in the middle of his lecture and look down and see right there be- fore him his little girl Mary, and she that had been the wife of his bosom. Now that would have been what I called thrilling, real thrilling especial ly if he jumped. or grew red, or white, or starnnered, or stopped short, or anything to show that he'd seen us and cared.
 I'd have loved that.
 But we sat back where Mother wanted to, behind the post And ot course, Father never saw us at all.
 It was a lovely lecture. Oh, of course, I don't mean to say that l understood 1t. didn't. But his voice was fine and he looked just too grand for anything, with the light on his no- ble brow, and he used the l0veliest big words that I ever heard. And folks clapped, and looked at each other, and nodded, and once or twice they laughed And when he was all through they clapped again, harder than ever.
 Another man spoke then, little (not near so good as Father), and then 1t was all over, and everybody got up to go; and I saw that lot of folks were crowding down the aisle, and looked and there was Father right in front of the platform shaking hands with folks
 looked at Mother then. Her face was all pinkywhite, and her eyes were shining. I guess she thought l spoke, for all of a sudden she shook her head and said:
 "No, mo- couldn't, I couldn't! But you may, dear. Run along and speak to him but don't stay. Remember, Mother is waiting, and come right back"
 knew then that it must have been just my eyes that spoke, for l did want to go down there and speak to Father. Oh, I did want to go! And I went then, of course.
 He saw ne. And. oh, how did love the look that came to his face; 1t was so surprised and glad, and said, "oh You!" in such perfectly lovely way that choked all up and wanted to cry. (The idea !-cry when l was so glad to see him )
 The next minute he had drawn me out of the line and we were both talk
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03

ing at once and telling each other now glad we were to see each other.
 But he was looking for Mother-i know he was for the next minute art- CT he saw me, he looked right over my head at the woman back of me. Ana All the while he was talking With me- his eyes would look at me and then leap as swift as lightning first here' and then there all over the nall. but he didn't see her. knew he didn't see her, by the look on his face Ana pretty quick I said I'd have to go' And then he said:
 "Your mother-perhaps she didnt- did she comeY And his face grew all red, and rosy as be asked the question.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03

And now it turns out that the coun- try, especially in New York and other eastern centers, is flooded with mil lions of dollars worth of narcotics by a dope ring, and that some of our gov ernment officials are members of it.
 and have been swindling the govern ment out of millions, to say nothing about the damnable crime of supply
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03
MAIN SPRING CAMP MEETING

The time for the old Main Spring .ahip Meeting will soon be here. Don't i'i' 'c come. Bring your family and s'inp' and enjoy this great ten days m' u'S' oi good things, Aug 25-Sept. 8. "e workers are as follows: Mrs Bes- s'e Williams, evangelist of Fort Worth, eAas and the Nelson Band of Dallas, -eAas' The Nelson Band is composed oi Rev W. NJ Nelson and wife, who "ie preachers, singers and violinists, "u 'nelr son and daughter, who are excellent musicians.
 ufea' choir, fine orchestra, and good redchlng Begin now to make your plans to come. td
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03

ing addicts with immense quantities of deadly drugs. It is hard to believe that men can sink so low in the scale of humanity as to do such things.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03

Observations of Oldest Inhabitant.
 kin remember when folks had the children make lamplighters out of the old newspapers to save matches.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03
FOR CHANCELLOR
 c. E. JOHNSON
)TERS OF NEVADA COUNTY :

TO THE VOTERS OF NEVADA COUNTY:-
 On the of the election I desire to express my thanks to many friends in this county and for heir activities in my behalf have made this upon my merits and not upon the demerits of my op- ponent This is it should be, because any person large enough for Chancellor should not stoop to mud singing tactics No reason has been assigned by my opponent questioning my honesty, integrity ability to perform the duties of this important office, except that am not politician and to this plead guilty. have never held public office except city alderman. My father before held public office made race for My brothers have aspired to held public office l submit that any who is politician should not be elected your Chancellor be- necessarily he would have political enemies to punish and political friends to reward
 The lawyers of Pike, Sevier and Little River ties have unanimously endorsed my candidacy for Chancellor and vouching for my ability attorney in the highest terms. It in these counties that born reared educated and have resided all my life It is well known that of the most eminent lawyers in Arkansas reside in these counties. Therefore, my ability to perform the duties of Chancellor cannot be denied. On the tenth day of July 1922, the Demo cratic Central Committee for Sever county met and unanimously endorsed my candidacy in the following language:
 Arkansas, who is candidate for Chancellor of the Sixth Chancery District, is Sevier county product and sef-made man who has attained an honorable and respected position in his profession by overcoming all sorts of obstacles and through unusual and is known for his thorough going honesty and honor and generally recognized lawyer second in this section of the State and is ary and emnently fitted to the duties of the office
 Now, Therefore be it Resolved by the Democratic Central Committee for Sevier county, Arkansas, that the said C. E. Johnson for this office, this 10th day of July 1922
 (Signed) E. K. EDWARDS,
 ATTEST: Chairman.
 L. A. PEARRE, Secretary
 am advised that my opponent will this week run ad in the papers of the district, the contents of which, of course, canno be known to me in time to before the election therefore, call upon each and all of my friends to be the alert and not per init eleventh hour campaign lies to gain circulation.
 will carry at least seven out of the nine counties of the District and my majority will not be less than 5000 votes only ask that my friends continue active until the polls close August 8th
 Your vote and influence will be appreciated
 C. E. JOHNSON
 Candidate for Chancellor Sixth District of Arkansas.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-08-03
commissioner of State Lands. Higl,
 ways and Improvements

am opposed to the creation of i'm p'io'emeht districts by special acts of .He Legislature without the consent of ''e people who foot the bills.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06
SIGNS or REVIVAL in BUSINESS,


Stockholders in the Boston & Maine
railroad, as well as the public that Is
dependent upon this transportation
system, may find encouragement in the
annual report of that railroad corpor-
alton indicating an upward trend Of
business. The report says specifically
that during recent weeks the business
SIS showing signs Of revival Whether
this revival is Of a permanent nature
or is due TO the normal acceleration OF
business during the early spring is not
apparent; but to the mind of men
yersed in railroading it is Of sufficient
consequence to warrant feeling OF
more optimism than has prevailed in a
year or longer. Coupled with the fact
that the net deficit of the Boston &
Maine during the year 1921 was re-
duced more than one-half over the net
loss of the preceding year, this indica-
ton of the gradual return to normally
in the New England section of the
United States is matter calculated
to bring pleasure to the people who
have money invested in that transpor-
tation system.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06

The public dun given by Great Brit
ain to her debtors for World war loan
interest makes an interesting contribu-
ton to current international finance.
OF course, the United States govern
ment expects Great Britain to pay
interest on the loan made for the for
mer to the latter. 1t was just obi
CATION legally made and, furthermore,
it accomplished the purpose for which
it was sought. So, all things consid-
cred, Great Britain win be disposed to
pay the interest, whether or not she
gets interest money from nations to
whom she Great Brittany loaned large
sums in similar purpose.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06
AMUNDsEN's TRIP TO THE
POLE.

Captain Road Amundsen, intrepid
explorer, will find himself immeasura'
bly, better equipped when he starts
his drifting expedition across the re-,
gion of the north pole than did Peaiy
and some Others of years when equip.
ment was rather incomplete, as meas
ured by present-day standards. When
he leaves the haunts of civilization he
will not cut loose completely from all
connection with the activities Of that
civilization; he will not be compelledto
trust himself absolutely TO the TN
known. Amundsen will go toward the
north pole with radio equipment ea2a-
BILE, it is thought, of communicating
with the outskirts of civilization if
not with the center Of the country's
activities at Washington. He will,
therefore, be able to keep in touch
with affairs back in the United States,
but, immeasurably more important to
him, he will be able to inform sponsors
OF his expedition if he should fall into
misfortune and become dependent upon
a relief expedition for succor. Provid-
ing the radio equipment works out, as
expected, Amundsen will at all times
be able to tell the world OF his distress
and OF his need of assistance, which
win be vastly different from the posi-
ton OF former explorers who virtually
had to cut themselves off from he
world and to trust to a kind fate to
bring them back home, with their mis-
sion accomplished or with themselves
forced to admit defeat. Amundsen
win thus be safeguarded as no other
explorers have been safeguarded. Fur
thermore, his expedition viii be made
far more satisfactorily equipped by
the addition of two airplanes with
which TO survey a wide region of the
Arctic circle if the temperature shall
be found not too frigid for operation
of the air machines. Other explorers
were dependent upon dogs or their own
powers of looomotion in order to sur
vey the unfamiliar regions; and their
range was necessarily very limited.
Amundsen, with his airplanes in work
ing order, should be able to command
a wide region and thus get far bet.
ter comprehension of the Arctic circle.
Lastly, he will be able to build on The
experience of others, as well as of him
self Everything will not be in his
favor, of course, but very much more
will be in his favor than was possible
a few years ago. Hence, a successful
outcome Of the expedition is conf
IDENTIFY expected.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06

Students of William and Mary col
lege in Virginia have taken novel steps
toward the banning of the use OF liq-
uor by members of the student body;
their student council, the governing
body of the four classes, has decided
that intoxication on the part of any
student shall be ground for expulsion
from college, following warning for
a first offense. While the purpose Of
the student council is justifiable, there
is doubt as to the legal right of the
student council to expel fellow mem
Der. The college corporation, acting
through the faculty, has, in most cases,
the sole authority to expel students.
Possibly the press reports OF the ac-
ton of the student council in William
and Mary college have been rather err
roneous. If it was decided that Sec
ond offense of intoxication should be
considered ground for expulsion and
that the student council should recon-
mend to the college corporation that
such offending student be expelled,
that would be tenable position with
out doubt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06
RANDOLPH

Miss Elton Matthews is very i'll with
bronchial pneumonia, and her sister,
Miss ENERGY Matthews, is also in very
poor health.
Mrs. Claude Farr, who has been here
from Rochester for short stay with
her mother, Mrs. Alice Moore, and her
sister, Miss Edna Moore, returned on
Tuesday to her home in Rochester.
Mrs. William osha, who has been i'll
for several days, is again improving
and it is hoped that there will be no
recurrence Of the trouble.
The sugarmakers have been rushed
for a few days, as there has been the
best run of sap this season, since the
fall of snow.
NJ. NJ. Wilson was in Bethel Tuesday
on business trip with his brother,
John Wilson.
1t is reported that there are to be
four houses erected on the Totman
Addition during the coming season, Ivy
c. Il. Kilburn. who is to come here
from Florida, by Mr.. and Mrs. Merrill
Campbell, and two by NJ. 7. Morse.
Miss Arlene Rowe, who has been
home from her teaching for three
weeks with her mother, Mrs. A. NJ.
Rowe, who has been i'll, has resumed
her teaching Mrs. Rowe is improving
but not vet able to be out.
The new glove factory, that of Mr.
Weiner, in the Dubois & Gay block,
is now putting out coarse gloves, which
are on sale at some of the stores. The
gloves are for men mostly.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-04-06
Cut This Quit Is Worth Money.

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pills for pains in sides and back; rheu-
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ailments; and Foley Cathartic Tablets,
wholesome and thoroughly pleasing
cathartic for constipation, biliousness,
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