The northwestern bulletin., 1922-07-22

You'd think anybody would try to
mean great deal to ones good
looks, wouldn't you? But doesn't it
beat the Dutch the way these women
abuse their eyes? Today 1 saw a
woman with glasses oh, and to make
things worse, both literally and figur-
atively, she had on veil with thick
ly dotted meshes. An oculist is
quoted as saying that every dot in
woman's veil meant spare tire
for some of his professional broth
er's cars, and it is nearly the truth,
so far as financial cost goes. But
we will wear our wells. If we are
wearing them because of modesty,
why not be like the Mohammedan
woman who covers all but her eyes,
and who send tourists back to Amer
lea raving about those Turkish
eyes"
Another thing, why if your eyes
are bum" don't you get an expert
to look them over and prescribe lens
suitable to correct the defect? Who
started that business of going to
department store and picking out
becoming" pair of spectacles, pay
ing "s2.99" and walking out with a
peer and frown. There are more
crows feet and wrinkled foreheads
due to no glasses or improper fitting
than one could dream of.
That song about "clear the dark
ened windows, open wide the door"
is excellent inspiration in some things
but don't use too much force in open
ing "the windows of your souP' each
morning, or whenever you awaken,
be morning or evening, 1t looks
quite cunning and babyish in the
movies to awaken, stretch out ones
arms slowly and then sit straight up
and rub ones eyes with both fists
for several minutes. Pressure on the
eye balls cause ort-sightedness. al
so, inflames the eye and the lid
It's less picturesque, but infinitely
more comforting to hop out of bed
and dash ones eyes with moderately
cold water. Beauty maps" rest the
eyes as well as help the rest of the
body, and perpetual motion is all
right in scientific treatise, but is
hard on the eyes.
Thank heavens the day of the
ianguid lily has gone forever. There
was a day (before they knew what
appendicitis meanD when the list
less, clinging vine sort of a woman
made a great hit with men, both in
books and out. And right now. don't
say What does this lady mean by
referring to men so often for Isn't
she talking to women?" Yes, ma am
but IL there were no men to appease
and please, we should worry about
beauty! Am right? Then let me
hear you sanction that? AS I was
saying, men did like you to flatter
their vanity and call out their chiv-
airy CD by weeping copious tears
on their stiffly starcned bosoms. Tear
stained eyes went like more than
per cent" But those days is gone
forever. A red-eyed woman is popu-
lar only with an oculist. Men will
leave you to your tears, and solitude
is no stage for display of woe.
Don't forget that lashes and brows
are necessary for beautiful eyes, so
don't clip or cut or "tweetie" unless
you know that it is vital to further
beauty. And do not extract single
hair by yourself. Go to a NILE
QUEEN par1our and let one of those
skilled operators do whatever is to
be done. Avoid blue and black pen
ellis and ''mustache sticks" in your
lashes and brows, or the few hairs
you have will disappear.
Now that "The Shiek" has made
bronze beauties more to be sought
after than riches, let's renew our
pledge, to be NILE QUEEN beauties
that will make the male population
hate to die for fear there will not be
anybody SO good to look at in the
next world. And that's not sacrilege.
THAT'S the truthi Go holm me- Glen