Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-22
Kiwanian Klimber. Have Pre-
pared a Program With a
Kick; Just Four More
! Days And Doors Of City
Auditorium viii Open to
Period Of Merry.making.

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The past week has ben a gala time
In Grand Forks with educators,
ShrineY, musicians. athletes, pretty
business girls from all parts of the
aate meeting here, but these events
were merelysta fitting introduction to
the Kiwanis Humanity Karnival. the
most Respondent spectacle OF varied
decorations, and unique entertainment
over attempted. in the city. The rea-
son-the Ktwanians will be hosts.
Only four days are left before the big
show starts. The doors of the city
auditorium win be open at Z o'clock
next Thursday evening, and then COM
mence three days of merry-making in
the typicaltKiwanis spirit-the spirit
Of playful pushing instead of krabby
knocking, 81 lively lifting instead Of
) Erowly grumb bling.
wondered at the liberal sprinkling Of
the K. K. ks in the window fronts of
the stores, and probably thought
Grand Forks a haven bf the Ku Klux
Khan, but the three KS mean nothing
else than Keep Kicking h Krab,
which translated into Kiwanian par
lance means Kiwanis Kummunity
Karnival. ,
The members believe that the best
way,to do this is to laugh him to scorn
and for this purpose they have ar
ranged the most entertaining program
Of stunts and mirth-provoking bur-
lesques imaginable. Recently an
.nouncement was made of the koming
arrival of Kandi Kinda Knu, from
the mysterious shrines of India, Krazy
Anne, Wpanovitze, K~ehsolandero and
many others. That there may be
something new and startling every
minute Of the three days, many more
notables have been secured to enter
tain the visitors
Radio Entertainments.
Christopher ;Kolumbus will send q
message from the Kanary Islands Via
the radio-phone:.. Walter Schlos0er,
the eminent radio expert Of the city
has HSomfseedssift to-; have his outfit in
working order Tor the occasion, SO
that telegTaph@wires. and code dots
and ,dashes win. not interfere. Fade
away Illstad.. The famous sleight OF
hand artist viii puzzle the krowd with
his mystic Performances. guaranteed
to produce rats from the heads. and
spfrits from the hip pockets of by
ISLANDERS. KilemkWick, the Knife
Hurler. the last word in blood-curdline
sensations, who will pin his wife to a
wall with daxEers from a distance OF
Is feet without drawing a drop Of
blood. Stretchen, the rubber man
will be skinned alive at the close OF
the last nights performance, and his
hide made into rubber slingshots fol
the Karnival boys He stretches the
skin Of his arms 50 as to form wings
and then becomes the Flying Dutch
man. Don't fail to see him; two en-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.! )
Kaha Kxaba the FIRE Enter.
Kaba Kaba, the IRE eater and moon
shine konSpp1er will be th0re. Moth
Ing too hot,safor him. He uses no
irons for tG0thptcks, after eating no
dogs ithssshotch tea. Acetylene blow
torches heSuSes to fan himself with
and as a concluding demonstration h
blows hot air. that would put tn
Kiwanian press agent to shame.
Boneyard Rattfes. the living skele
ton, so thin one can e his back from
the front; a walking. talking frame o
bones who deaes and konfounds tn
worlds greatest medical men, will b
on exhibition. He is six foot tall an,
weighs but Is pounds.
Fatty karbuncle, h latest man i
existence is due to fill a big place a
the show. Il
These are just a few of the specialt
entertainments with which tn
Kiwanians will delight the people g