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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

FIRST INDEPEN DENT CHRIST
LAY SPIRITUALIST CHURCH OF
CHRIST-Melvillo hail. 212 S. La.
fayette blvd. Rev. sylvia Shafer
pastor. church offices. 22s n. La
tayette blvd.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
EVANGELICAL.

ST. PETERS GERMAN-415 w
Lasalle av., Rev. Hugo Weichelt,
pastor: 2 a. m. Sunday school;
1918 a M. German worship.
ia morning examination services Of
confirmation class 1922. p. ID. quarterly
meeting OF members; p. m, Ladies' Aid
in school hail 4 30 p. m, building fund
COMM tee meets 80 p. m, Lenten ser
vices, Thursday evening. Priscilla circle
meets.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
Word Has Been Law.


Yamagata's word has been law.
Even during his illness UP 20 the
last few weeks, when doctors pre-
vented visitors seeking him. the
premier, cabinet members, leaders
from the diplomatic advisory board
and the privy council and men from
the general staff made regular visits
20 his villa at Odawara to report and
10 receive his instructions.
From his sick bed many important
orders were given with regard 70
Japan's policy al the Washington
conference. and il was he who made
Viscount Takahashi premier when.
after a long visit with him. Saionji
refused 10 succeed Hara
OF the others Of the elder states.
men Marquis Inouye died in 1915.
after a half century Of distinguished
government service; Gen. Nogl. hero
OF the Russo-Japanese war, COM
mitted hari-kari In 1913 following
the death of Emperor MeiJi Kat
sura. author Of the Anglo-Japanese
alliance and the director OF the Rus
'so-Japanese war. who was made and
tnen pTOken DN am a-5Atd. Oled IN
1913, no longer accepted in the in
ner circles. Okuma might have
been q Genro. but he preceded Va
magata 20 the grave by q few weeks,
still a bitter enemy.
Division OF Power.
The Genro came into existence in
1875. succeeding the Sa-in. 10 adj
wise the emperor and do certain
legislative work Later, with the
adoption OF the constitution and the
establishment OF the bureaucratic
government, they became advisers
10 the throne and dictators Of the
bureaucracy. The four factors IN
the government have been the en-
peror, the Genro. the clans and the
bureaucracy. From the Satsuma
and Shoshu clans the Genre have
come. and their control OF these two
powerful sectional organizations OF
the country led 20 the growth OF
their influence.
In many ways the service OF Va
magata and the others 10 this coun-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

secretary and treasurer; visiting
ministers are cordially invited 70
attend the meetings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
FPISCOPAL

ST. JAMES--Lafayett blvd.
north OF Washington av., Rev. Rob
srt ]. Long. rector: 1880 a m, holy
communion; 9:45 a ~. church
school. II a. m, worship; 6;45 p.
n. Young Peoples meeting
TRINITY Hungarian -Corne
Elm st and Colfax av., Father Ed
win T. Smith. priest in charge resi-
dence. SIS n. Walnut st; , a. M
Sunday school; 10 a IN, mass
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

FRATERNAL ORDER OF SPIRIT
UALISTS-Meets every Sunday 2:3e
and 7.3O p. m. (Woodmen hau). 120
.. Jefferson blvd. Rev. Charles a.
Thompson. pastor.
Afternoon speaker. Charles A Thomp-
son. subject, The Meaning Of Symbols
Scventy-tfth anniversary Of modern
Spirltual. sm.' Evening speaker. Mrs
Nellie Thompson. subject. "Our Obliga
tiOns 20 Spirltualism and It's workers.
Message bearers, Frank Wilkkersou ID
. 'Ihe0lan Harris and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
A. Thompson. The pastor viii read 8
poem. Memorial IN honor OF the Boy
/ Scouts. who lost their lives March %.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
FREE. METHODIST

Rev. A. r. Hamilton. pastor: $3.50
a. m. Sunday school; Z p. m.
worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
COMMUNITY

INSTITUTES S. Lafayette St,
Melville hall. 7:45 .. m. worship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
CHRISTIAN

FIRsT-316 s. Main ST.. Rev. FL
mer Ward Cole. pastor. residence
500 S. Main ST. Bible school
g. $50 a. m. VI. r. Dennison. super
ltcndent. worship. 1880 a. m. anc
$50 p. m. y. L. $. q. T.. meeting
at $50.
Morning subject. The Science u Uni
1.r-al Relatfouships." Evening subject
Americas Greatest Bulwark-a search
tsr the secret Of It's Maintenance.
"a INDIANA AVENU E-Corner In
ana av. and St Joseph St ]. r.
%3eIIville. minister. Nfanse. SO Penn
syIvania av Charles Kryder, super
intendent OF religious education;
morning worship $50 to Has;
Biole classes at 9:45: sermon At
1890 a. m and 1870 D. m.
LINDEN AVENUE-Linden nv.
and Carlisle ST.. I. ~. Miller, pastor.
Sunday school at 10 a. m. +. o. En-
FIELD. superintendent. worship. IA a
m: Christian EndeavOrr $50 p M
worship. 1880 p. m
HARRIS PRAIRIB-Bible school
$40 a. m: communion and preecn-
ing at 1890 a. m; special song ser
vice. Everybody welcome.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
METHODTST- Pennsy
FREE

tKEE MEIHODISI- -PennByI-
vania av. and Rush St. A. r. Hamil-
ton. pastor; 10 a. m. Sunday
school: IL a. m, preaching.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

Wayne and St Peter SITS, Rev. Wal
demar N. GOffeney. pastor: 9:16 a
m. Sunday school. Charles Weber.
superintendent; 9:l5 a. m. Mems
Bible class. L. II. Hammerschmidt
leader; 1880 a. m. German wor.
ship: y. m. Evangelical league
meets
Morning English service, "Tbe Paths
Of Life" Wednesday evening, Z 80 Eng
lish Lenten service.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION

The Ministerial association meets
every Monday morning at 10 o'clock
except during the months Of July
and August. The officers are z. @.
johnson, president; a. F. Monger.
vice president. and B. F. Gordon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

7. NJ. c. A-CUrner s. Main and
W. Wayne STA. W. NJ Danner, r..
general secretary; L z Goodwin.
secretary boys department: services
Tuesday. wednesday, Thursday.
Friday, 9 a. m, religious confer
ences. Monday. 10 a. m. Ministerial
association; Friday, 1890 p. M. Re
ugic"s Institute: Monday (boys)
$3.50 ,. m. Tr.-C club Bible class.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
MISSIONS

CITY RESCUE MISSION-l16 z
Jefferson blvd. Ray a. Bird. super
intendent; p. m. jail service; ..
m, Sunday school: evening service
at 1880 p. m.
PENTECOSTAL MISSION, APOS-
TOLIC FAITH-320 n. Olive st,
Cecil Castle, pastor; 10 a. m, wor-
ship: 7:45 p. m, worship; 7;46 ?.
M, mid-week meetings Tuesday and
Thursday.
ASSEMBLY OF GOD MISSION
SIS ". Division st; regular services
I:45 every evening but Monday;
Sunday morning at 10 o'clock. G. b.
Leeke, superintendent.
MENNONITE HOPE MISSION
623 y. Studebat er St: $3.50 p. M
sunday school: $3.50 p. m. worship:
4.30 p. N. Monday. Friday and Sat
urday worship; Mary Nunemaker in
charge.
PFNTECOSTAL MISSION-2es
W. Jefferson blvd; 7:46 p. IN.
Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday
worship; 1880 ?. IN. SUNDAY. wor-
ship: p. m. Sunday. Young Peo-
pies meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

SWEDISH EVANGELICAL MIS-.
SION CHURCH-Main and Monroe
SITS. Rev. 2. a. Strom. paLtor. sun.
day school. $3.50 n. m. oscar
Bsrgstedt. superintendent: 10:45 a
m; worship. 1880 p. m. 7yorship.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

CHURCH OF GOD-546 S. Cha
pin st. Morning services II a. m;
afternoon services 3 p. m; Y. p. w.
w p. m! preaching at 1880 p.
m. Elder Moses Anderson, pastor.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

CHURCH OF GOD OF THE
ABRAHAMIC FAITH holds ser.
vices In Melvilk nall. 312 3. Micht-
gan st; 10 a. M, Sunday school, +.
A Stilson. superintendent
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

GREEK CATHOLIC.
SERBIAN ORTHODOX. SITS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

TRINITY NJ E.-Corner Elaia9
md NaSsar avs. Russell l.. Phillips
stor: residence. 92I Cleveland ov..
Sunday school. ESQ a. u1- Rudolph
Mine. superintendent Morning
.-~hfp. 10-45- Epw urt1 league.
20 p. u- Esther Eirkp1 rrfck.
resident. mid-Week service 1880 %.
Il. LYtduesGav
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

ST. PATRICK'S-3O5 s. Tsyior
ct, Rev. John T.. DeGroote. c. s 4 A.,
pastor, Rev Charles Flynn. &. S.
c. assistant. low masses at 1880 and
a m: high mass at 1880 a. m
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

SACRED HEART. NOrR r
DAME-Rev. John 3. Scheier, c. S.
c.. pastor: a m. low mass: Sis a.
NJ, students mass: lO:15 a. m. par
.sh mass. 2 2. m. vespers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
HARRIS PRAIRIB-Bible schoO

f:20 a. m; communion and preecn-
ing at 1890 a. m; special song ssr-
vice. Everybody welcome.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

LOWELL HEII HTS-Nfi1er and
Francis SITS. Rev q. J. Jordan. pas.
tor sunday SCnCol. 9.45. Jesse
Gearharr. superintendent. worship.
i a. m. EFworth league. $50 p.
~ C. a Ruskuskl. president. even
.ns worship, $50 p. M; junior
church. $50 p. m.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
The Truth About West Virginia
By PHIL NJ. CONLE1

10 lie able TO do this We must know
definite facts about West Virginia.
Every loyal citizen should study his
State He should know in what re-
spcCts 1t is superior 20 all other states.
Every Californian can tell you about
the wonders Of his state. He knows
them. They are systematically taught.
Rarely n meeting OF any consequence
10 held IN California where the wond-
ers of the state are not eHtolled Ill
an eloquent manner
Here again. West Virginia can do
well 10 copy from California At every
public meeting in the state. there
should be someone on the program VINO
talks about the wonders OF this State.
alf this plan were carefully followed
in every section of West Virginia dur
Ing the next five years, there would
not be a person living here who would
not he inbued with the spirit OF the
states greatness. And az result
they would talk about IT with pride.
The essential facts about West Nlr-
ginIa should be taught in our schools
discussed in our churchs. explained al
luncheon clubs and other gatherings.
and he Frequently referred TO around
the fireside Boys and girls also.
should be reared 10 believe IN West
Virginia. They should be taught that
they live in the greatest state In the
greatest country in the world.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
LLOYD GEORGE S BOOK

Now Lloyd George Is going 20 write
book. After a Ions delay the great
British prime minister has concluded to
put down in black and white his memoir
les OF the trying period OF the world
war and the years tollowsng-a record
Of his efforts. his aspirations. his sue
cesses and his failures.
There has not been much going on the
void during the past eight years in
which Lloyd George has not had part.
HIS leadership rescued Great Britain
from the slough % ineFfic!ency and
Bureaucratic heIplessness. He organized
the vas, powers OF the empire to- sue
cessful warfare: he whipped sluggish
British public sentiment into a white
heat OF patriotic sacrifice. Without
Lloyd George. OF without the work he
did. il is impossible 10 conceive OF the
Allied victory. No one man. OF course.
won the great war. but few men. such
a; Lloyd George. CIemenceau and Foch
did render such conspicuous services.
that It can be truly said that the Allies
would not have won the war without
tbem.
The Lloyd George book VIII be a ire
mendous contribution TO history In the
,,aL;,1 7, ,ylu uDdruhteIIy arouse n
furore throughout Great Britain. but Il
will be a book distinctly worth while.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
THE WHEAT DUTY

The Canadian wheat crop this year
IS estimated at S2O,OOO.o0O bushels.
Canada has q population OF approx
mately 100000 abou, one-fifteenth OF
the population OF the United States. Yet
Ts wheat crop is equal 70 one-halt that
Of the United States. This means that
the Canadian farmer must look abroad
for the market for fully IS per cent OF
his wheat. and he has naturally found
his market for a great part OF II in the
United States. That is the substantial
reason why the American farmer IS
asking for duty on wheat and why
the pending tarir bill proposes 10 i'm
pose a duty OF 80 cents per busheL
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
FLYING MADE EASY

Darius Green and his flying Mach
inc" have been the subject Of many
Jokes since ]. r Trowor'dse wrote his
famous poem more than half a century
ago. II appears that Da Jus lived only
a urtle biz before his time. Expert
men,s with the gliding machines hrst
DEVELOPED in Germany. later improved
by French and American inventors
show that flying by man-power is not
only possible bu, may be practical
Edmund Allen. young American
who flies a mo,orless glider has made
a grea, record in competition with
French flyers. Aliens glider has span
OF "a feet. a wing bread,> OF nearly >
feet, and length over all OF 10 fee''
In his trials last month. Allen remained
ia the air cpr i've minutes. He made
a take OF with star, OF Is feet. he
made perfect landings from all his
flights. and has actually risen more IMAM
so feet above the level OF the starting
point. and on one occasion he Tie"
more than half a mile.
Aliens glider weighs only 50 pounds
and. therefore. may easily be developed
into a power machine worked by tho
human hand or foot. The students OF
the glider believe that It may finally be
operated by a small motor about the
size used on motorcycles. and thus be
come the poor mans monoplane.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
WHAT WE NEED

industrial conditions
the Saturday
OF community as-wer good heart
large Of experience the sense
Of Of practically training Skill
ability intelligence
u,le world ge
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
JUDGE MEREDITH

The Republican state convention
which meets at Huntington on Tues
day will undoubtedly renomlnate Judge
James A. Meredith. present member OF
the Supreme Court. for that portion OF
the unexplred term which he has been
filling by appointment.
Judge Meredith is one OF the strons
lawyers OF the state. During the few
months ne sat upon the Bench he has
made very favorable impression. Ap.
parently ne will enter the Huntington
convention without opposition. The In,
tellixencer trusts this will be the case
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
RIPPLING RHYMES
BY w ALT NJ A 5 . N .
NO PEDIGREE

N
and with
m
Is /
fair
and
akd shed
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Since we have started our "Inklings.
We have been the recipient Of many
comments. both adverse and favorable
We are glad to say that those in thu
latter class have predominated. We
are taking this space this morning. to
ask the readers Of the 1ntelllgencer Tor
a general expression regarding this
feature. II we are able to CLEAN from
the expression Of the reading public
that our "Inklings' meet with popular
approval. we may be induced to con-
tinue our wild career of literary d!s-
sipation; II not, we bow to the newt
able.
Foolishly yours
"TNKI INC" EDITOR.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

A baby In Atlantic City died recently
from the bite OF mosquito. One year
IT'S bad sharks. another it's mad mos
Quitoes-a dangerous country Is New
Jersey.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Carml Thompson. the new Republican
candidate for Governor OF Ohio Is a
native OF West Virginia. Ohio has.
ernors. senator's and other public Of
ricials to West Virginia. It is pleasant
10 note reversal Of the process.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Bandits frisk man without money.
then hand him 35 cents"-headline
story. tending TO show the gentility Of
It's citizenship.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

And now. they tell US. horse shoe
pitching Is becoming a popular sport
AZ this rate It won't be long before We
are dancing the "Lancers' and going a
Maying.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
Old King Cole is a sorry old soul

Old King Cole is a sorry old soul
\ sorry old soul Is he.
He called for his pipe
CThey passed a clg'rette)
He called for his bowl
tNot drop did he ge,)
He called for his f!ddlers three
(But they had gone on a sym.
pathetic strike with the plum
bers and dentists. and ut last
reports are striking yeti
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

There Is one state at least where the
Harding administration has undiSputed
control OF the Republican party, am!
that is Ohio The recent primary cleo
ton demonstrated that in a way that
ought to convince the Ohio progresslvcs
Of the fact-Clarksburg Exponent.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

A Kansas farmer has put electric
lights in his water mellon patch. pre-
sumably TO assist the little boys OF the
neighborhood in helping him watch the
MELONS grow.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

What has become OF the old fashion
ed man who used TO wear suspenders.
Shaved with a straight blade razor and
tipped his hat 70 his wife:
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

\ strike is the result OF an irresist-
able force meeting an immovable body.
with the ultimate outcome, seemingly.
Of the destruction OF both.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
INTEL INKLlNGS
wv. 8. STANTON

The 900 passengers on The IL trans
continental trains that were stalled at
desert points when the trainmen struck.
need have no fear OF starvation.
They can live on the sand wichs
there.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

modest compared with Fairmont figures
Huntington Will go considerably over
50.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

The Republican party may be facing
a dilemma" as tho New York World
says but that old elephant has always
had way Of getting as fat az butter
on dilemmas.-Parkersbu News.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

is il a
a OF
honeymoon chiNa
II tim
by Of argum n
Protect "
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

For Sale-Beautiful farm nome ~
acres. will grow anything
One thing certain, feller De SUI.
n grow" an appetite takin' care OF
q patch this size.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

"Lost-Moundsville car at 5 o'clock
Tuesday evening Aug. 8. Brown leath-
or pocketbook containing money caE
tickets, other articles. Lost COL
umn INTEL. Aug. II.
Expect they've at least found 'he
car by this time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

a bootleggers' war Is reported to he
in progress in New York City. Can II
be hooch Is getting so scarce they're
fghting over Il?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Five governors OF Western states
want our coal In an emergency like
this. the reputation OF West Vir-
ginia abroad goes up some notches.-
Charleston Mall
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

The London conference Is the thir-
| tenth to be held since the Versailles
| treaty. but that isn't the only reason
II promises 10 be out OF luCk.-Morgan-
town Post.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Fulton Has Sore Nose '-headl,he'
We can remember when one was
better off In Fulton without any NOSE
It used TO he like church out there
full Of "pews".
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Judging by the recent Eulogium OF
West Virginia in the New York Times
We are led TO surmse that some New
York capital may soon be invested in
our coal fields. Times Danoas Dona
rerentes."
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
What Other
Editors Say

There must be some Improvement in
the human race. after all. for girl OF
IL no longer jumps up and down with
Joy when YOU mention ice cream 10 her
Charleston Gazette
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14
Foolishly yours
"INKLING" EDITOR.

The plaintiff was decidedly fair
plump and alluring. The jury had been
out for half an hour when the foreman
asked a word with the judge. Your
honor" he said. the lady Is SUING inc
gentleman for $4,000 for a stolen kiss!
Correct" answered the Judge. You
are to decide II II is worth 1t.
That's Just the point. your honor
The Jury believe they need samples to
decide."-Wa shington Post.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

A motion picture star who lost his
hair as the result Of an accident will
not be able TO 60 back to work until
II grows out again.
The possession Of suitable cranial
covering seems to be greater es-
sential in the motion picture. industry
than havin' somethin' on the inside.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

American bankers advise in favor OF
debt cancellation. but that does not
mean that they would stand to lose any
thing By the adoption OF that policy
Bluefield Telegraph.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Speaking OF traffic cops: Why not
station some In the Main street whole
sale produce section. so that pedes'
trians may be able TO walk through
this part OF tho city without having
their shins barked by store truck. OF
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

We notice that 4 man wants room
with use Of bath and phone"
We thought he might desire THIS Al.
rangement. in order that ne m'ent
take his bath while waiting Tor MS
phone number.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

having the wind knocked out OF en-
some Teller carryin' box OF ofAnSss'
All space is hogged from store front
10 car tracks.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Wants to Box N Wheeling."-Head'
line.
No. thanks. we're crowded. enough
without bein' boxed in
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Beer Poured Into Sewers. head
line.
First thing we know there won
be nothin' 'cep. sardines In the Ohio
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Woman Among Five Charged With
Murders. H eadline.
Chances are that the four men Will
be made to pay; while the woman
account will still remain on the
charge" slip.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-14

Capt. F. W. Athey Quits at Fem
Headline.
Expect there are quite r few 9TH
CTS who would like 10 follow his ex-
ample down there.