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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Brother. "a year younger than Ethel.
had fallen down and she had helped
him up and brushed his clothes in a
motherly fashion when along came
aunty and radiantly announced, How
would you like "A new baby sister?'
Ethel glared at her Indignantly and
then holly flashed, Say, aunty. don't
you think / have enough on my hands
now with brother without taking care
of any extras?"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12
"Iuciferous.p Illuminated.

Lloyd George is said 10 have used
the word "luciferous." An unusual
adjective. but not. we think, an inven-
ton of his. An Englishman asked an
acquaintance what he would under
stand by "a luciferOus story" The
other replied: Like one of yours; a
deviliSh bad One."-BOStOn Transcript.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12
Shave With cutieura Soar

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity. skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug. no
Shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no irri-
tation even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for all uses-shaving bathing
and Observation-Disclosures
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Future students Of costume may
connect the short skirt with the great
strides that women have been taking
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The reported dimensions of the sea
monster suggest that the expedition is
going after IT up 90 and until the sea
monster goes after the expedition.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The Golden Rule seems 10 be univer-
sally admired. except where some
brother gets a chance to slip something
across on his neighbor.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Science now claims 10 be able 10 de-
eide what trade or profession one
should adopt. but people will 20 on
trusting 20 luck just the same as ever.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Nobody has represented his get
rich-quick scheme TO be selling dyspep-
sin tablets in Russia.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

II is when the noted singer can
not appear on account Of a severe
cold that the local manager catches
IL.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Spinach is declared by scientists to
develop the %combatiye qualities. Due,
perhaps. to its association with hard
boiled eggs.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Ya9 island is settled. but the other
yaps sre uUt.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12
ALIENS El0I.EASE DOES IT

When shoes pinch or corns and bunions
ache. get a package OF ALIENS FOOT
EASE, the antiseptic powder 20 be shaken into
the shoes. II takes the seing out OF cOrns
and bunions, gives instant relief 20 Smarttng.
Aching. Swollen feet. 1900, 600 pounds OF
powder for the feet were used by our Army
and Navy during the observation-disclosures.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

, Persons who love TO talk will appre-
ciate the new radiophone. Think Of
including a whole continent in ones
conversation.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

However. the home gardener will do
his best to make business boom for
the melancholy manufactures of agri-
cultural implements.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

China, while not exercising a DOM
mating influence among nations. has
at least the satisfaction of being al
ways in the spotlight.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

When you consider what a farmer
has to do TO produce $500 worth of
food. living comes pretty easy for the
town boys.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The best man who ran away with
the wife proved Il.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

TrOtzky is ranting about whipping
the whole world. forgetting that about
eight years ago a certain party In
Doom had similar notions.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

\ machine has been invented 10
shuttle and deal cardS-but there are
some players who viii soon find a
WAY 10 make II take them from the
pack
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

That moving picture that illustrates
the Einstein theory Of relatively must
he "A thriller.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

You would think that some peoples
brains were made of grasshOpper legs,
Sc quick they are to jump TO con
illusions.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

These radio speeches also provide
Immunity from the heckler.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Ghandi's admission that the court
gave him what he deserved indicates
that he is a good sport, anyhow.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Many a man thinks he wants a d.
vOrce. when all he wants is a little
excitement.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The wealth of "A nation is not made
up OF the money, but of what its brain
and energy create.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

When campaigning is done generally
over the radio. the wires can be used
exclusively Zee pulling.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Somehow. you never know much
about a man until you hear him reaC
aloud.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

And a soft drink parlor is known
by the customers IL keeps.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

BY all means the best time to dis
courage the fly IS before he begins.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

"Daucmg is an aid 10 religion and
lister declares. Salute your partner.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Uncle sam has money coming to him
from all ..,r. but his debtors are
Sendiue nothing at all over.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

New York's ban on women cigarette
users seems 10 have gone up in smoke.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

In the old Ethiopian region they
have not had "A divorce for 1O5 years.
Wonder what they find 10 talk about?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The Mexcans seem to be making |
hot for those Tabasco rebels.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

\ iortlon scientist says the So-called
solid th is n Jelly, which explains
WHY lis affairs are SO Shaky.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

II is a mighty small caliber Off
cial who has got been photographed
liStening I'M on a radio set.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The only thing certain about the soft
o a situation is that il isn't soft.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Farm note: Clear bitches early
and avoid the rush.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

India appears to be a poor place for
prOpaGandhists.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

After all, a girl needn't worry so
much about her shape if she's square.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

Ordinarily a worker IS one who
works. but i'm campaign year a worker
is enc who is looking for a job.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12

The small, tumbler Is responsible
for many of the slips attributed TO the
Gun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-05-12
Apparel.

what do these fiappers leave of
for summer, anyhow"
Jaw, a coat or two of powder"
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

probably why death and brings back with
fresh mental slate which the thought be clearly
written Any old annoyed by this statement please
member that 1t Is written by old who provet
you In forest the picture presented here-ons
monkeys jabbering chaterng at him and despisng h-
you would say THE monkey with the spygiass may do
anything worth WHILE But would rather be him. and at least
TRY, than be the others.
Anyhow looking through glass Is better than
ing heas, even nothing good comes Of It,
We should all TRY. And all give the idea hearing
That the lesson that Mr. McCay wishes teach In his
cartoon To keep minds free welcome what new
to refrain from crczng others unless SURE that
they wasting mehat wisdom and modesty combined
You read at the beginning of this editorial from prayer
of Moses the of God the inspiring words "A thousand
years in Thy sight are but as yesterday"
AL the accomplishment, all the wonders worked in the
SOMETHING NEW.
Ten thousand years ago. ancestors were coming
out Of the late Stone Age great grandfather
hundred times removed standing practically this
monkey stands now.
BE had spyglass he in danger, always afraid Of
his enemies He constantly seeking for food the moving
animal that might be killed and the fruit that could be
reached by days travel.
You man, your ancestor he appeared at frst
high hill at the top Of tree covering his bushy protrud
ing brows with his hand looking out srainng his sight
- You ths descendant Of that now looking through
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

and M mountains and orats Jupiter and tho
that would be waste Of time for such things would have
meaning for monkey But with the telescope tho monkey
might find trees with ooooanuts might danger
coming, and say Lets 60 get the nuts or Run away
from the danger"
II with monkeys with When ono starts doing
NEW THING Of tho others at least nine cut Of ten say,
How foolish. Why waste your time7"
II worth while often repeat tho famous story Of the
man that attend the conference Of steel makers England
He read about his plan for making new way The
convention Of steel makers voted unanimously take what
he said of the records Of the meeting order
vention might not be made ''rdicuious"
That man with the way was named Bessemer and
what he talking about the Bessemsr process all
the world since then One with open mind had
sense enough to take little interest in the Besssr idea and
made millions
is worth while also remind older people that when
Harvey discovered the circulation Of the blood announced
that the heart pumps the blood all through the body that
goes out through the arteries and back through
veins all the doctors Of the world MORE THAN FORTY
YEARS OLD said the idea ridiculous They believed
that tho blood stays In our body like the juice orange
and when they bsd hsr patients thsy first took the blood
from one side then from tho other keep the amount
Of blood even.
Nowadays child understand as he feels the
movement Of the blood In the arteries Of the wrist neck
that 1t is moving, going out from the heart
hard for anybody to accept idea, and almost
Impossible xeR nHE OLD 10 aoospt rally idsaA shas
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

You look at the monkey the end of the limb
using the telescope and don't need to be told that
the other monkeys are saying, "Conae ON back,
do something USEFUL, don't waste your time"
One says to the telescope monkey, "You ought
to be climbing up the tree for cocoanuts. But
if haven't anything better to do, at least sit
down and scratch fleas with some congenial
friend. Don't be lonesome, foolish headed
thing out there, gazing into space"
Study these monkeys desrising their brother
with the inquirng mind, and you realize that
they not different from ninety per cent.
of human beings.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
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the active in the United States.
To look beautiful while youth lasts and when age comes
to endure It, as best you until the end says young
woman powdering her and rougng her cheeks
ITO get through this vain earthly life free of sin and
thus make sure Of eternal e forever unchansng" an
pVsrs the od-fashioned religious mind
ITO work for others here show gratitude for
the work that thousands Of generations have done In back
Of u.s.
TO think less Of personal safety and welfare
and about those that need help tho answer Of
tho new practical religion
Eating and drinking the best living long as you oan
worrying about nothing" says kind of human being
Studying the mystery of fe the ultimate cause Of all
inss; ponderng whence and whittier we must
go-that worth whie says another type human being
Each has his idea of what Is worth WHILE and like
hs monkeys in this MoCay cartoon each wonders at and
dsspses those engaged In things that worth WHILE
We now return to monkey the branch. Standing
far out he dare CO. and looking through the long strange
tb lost by traveller in the woods the glass brings
things closer.
Your oldest monkey jabberst Don't be fool Yeu
can't do anything useful with that thing
Many father has said the thing to his son when
the son was trying to do something something NOT
before.
important of to do the thing that Is worth
while But often merely TRYING worth while in itselef
Many tried to make sewing machine many tried to make
steamboat before the real sewing machine real
steamboat And the REAL thing was based largely
upon the efforts Of those that failed
All the philosophers of the world from Thaies onward
have strven vainly to the question: why arc we
here, whittier do go, what is the great pian9"
The answer will day. and will be due TO all
TIE thousands of years TRYING the millions that have
7 feared the thing.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

telescope that reaches endless distances into space photo
graphing distant stars reading In the specroscope
they whether they coming toward going away
how big they how much they weigh the intensity of their
heat
II utterly beyond the comprehension of the average
man. yet the descendant Of the that
great difficulty Wide valley his enemy on the
other side now looks through q hundred QUADRnL1oN
miles of ether studies and weighs tho at inconceivabe
distance
Consider for instance the double Plaskett It
discovered about seventy ago. tiny speck in the
sy naked eye except for those that the
keenest dght named for Paskett the Canadian asron
omer who has studied it. and who gives facts about 1t as
certain and reliable would be tho Of build
tns on this earth and 20 amazing tho mind staggered
by them
That gigantic Plaskett far away that flying
machine going two hundred miles hour would need
THIRTY THOUSAND MILLION YEARS TO REACH 1T.
Light which travels around the earth more than seven
times second would require ten thousand to come
from that great sun TO our little earth.
Plasst made up Of two gigantic revolving around
each other far away that Hike little single
spot Of light through the telescope Yet those two
fiftynve million miles apart from each other revolving
around each other every fourteen days.
The rays Of light that left that gigantic double
the day Christ cruoed nineteen hundred years ago.
win not have reached this earth EIGHT THOUSAND YEARS
FROM NOW. Who knows what wonders will happen here.
how knowledge will increase while that Lights is travel
ling toward Us,
The double Plaskett moving away from little
Of the universe at the rate Of 10 miles second has
thus moved for thousands Of centuries,
To know how bright 1t h think Of the at It's very
brightest day when IL impossible for the to remain
fixed wonderful Multiply the brightness Of
by twenty thousand and You have the brightness Of the
great double star Pasket The temperature Of that star Ia
thirty thousand degrees Fahrenheit heat that by posi-
blity could be produced this earth.
That gigantic sun Is of two millions Of within
range Of telescope each with its family Of planets
revolving around III each one undoubtedly the home Of
thinking, planning beings,
Some of them, undoubtedly far above the inte
gent is abeve a humble black beetle
Those endless the great nebulse the comets
studied catogued measured accurately feeble that
stood the edge Of rock shading his eyes with his
hand, club his only weapon, his only house
If we have accomplished such wonders what other
ders will not be done in the millions of years tha. planet
still has TO hve7
Let not be like the monkeys ctcxng their brother
the and Of the branch Keep your mind open NEW ideas
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

HAT rs WORTH WHILE7
ITO see clearly and study deeply" says
the scientist.
ITO benumb the mind and forget, says
the user Of drugs.
ITO make more money and pile it up
on top Of money already made" say half
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-04-05
House Committee
WORKS ON STRIKE
CONSIDER DAUGHERTY'S STATE
MENTS- TS-OPERATORS REFUSE
REQUEST FOR CONFERENCE

WaShington-(A. P.) P.)-FOlloWing the
overture that has been made toward
the settlement of the bituminous coal
strike by means of joint conference
of miners and operators in Washing
ton on April 10, the house labor COM
mittee continued it's hearings on the
subject Wednesday. Consideration
was given Attorney General Daugh-
erty's statement of the administra-
tions policy.
John Moore, executive representa-
tive of the miners union in Washing
ton, was called to refute Daugherty's
claim that the miners had refused to
confer with the operators last fall
or at some later time'' Moore said
that there had never been such a re-
fusal by the miners to confer with the
operators.
Indiana Operators Deny Request
Terre Haute-(A P)4Indiana coal
operators Wednesday rejected the
sproposal of Chairman Nolan of the
house labor committee for joint
wage conference of operators and
miners unless the entire central COM
petitive field, comprising western
Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Illi
nois, is represented at the conference.
Pittsburg Operators Refuse
Cleveland CA. 7P.) Members of the
Pittsburg Vein Operators association,
in meeting held Wednesday, denied
the request Of Chairman Nolan of the
house labor committee for q joint
operators and miners conference in
Washington on April 10 The an
nouncement was made by Michael
Gallinger, president of the associ-
alton.
Ohio Company Not In
Toledo, Ohio-(A P)-The Ohio
Galleries company, the largest indi-
vidual coal operating company in
Ohio, will not be represented in the
proposed joint conference of miners
and operators in Washington on April
10, the company announced Wednes-
day. @EIK
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-04-05
CONFER With BUSH
ON TIMBER TRACT
LEWISTON CHAMBER OF COM.
MERGE DISCUSSES FORESTS
WITH COMMISSIONER.

I'VE are here in Moscow to confer
with Mr.. Ben E. Bush, assistant state
land commissioner, on the develop
ment of the Clearwater timber dis
trict, to find out about the timber
there with view to obtaining in
formation to present to timber men
interested in the Clearwater coun-
try" was the statement made We'd
nesday by Bert f. Savage of Lewis
ton on behalf of the Lewiston cham
ber of commerce committee sent to
confer with Mr.. Bush. Members of
the committee are A. A. Seaborg, G.
e. Parker, M. B. Nicholson, and Mr..
Savage.
The Clearwater has the largest
tract of white pine timber in the Uni
ted States, one-fifth of which is con-
trolled by the Weyerhauser interests.
The Lewiston chamber of commerce
committee does not represent any in
terest or combine but simply the
chamber of commerce committee,
named to create interest in the de-
velopment of the Clearwater forest
with it's enormous stand of white pine
and other merchantable timber
Lewiston Fair, September 1916
Mr.. Savage intends to take up with
o. S. Fletcher, Latah county agri-
cultural agent, the placing of Latah
county exhibit in the lewiston
Charleston Tri-State Fair, September
13 to 16 inclusive.
six hundred dollars is to be Of
fered for the best county exhibit, $500
for first place, $500 for second place
and S100 for third place" said Mr..
Savage. Bonner, Boundary, Koote
mai, Idaho and Lewis counties will
have exhibits and the exhibits from
Asotin, Nez Perce and Latah coun-
ties VIII bring the total to eight.
Asotin and Nez Perce counties will
not be contestants for the prize
money"
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-04-05
URGE ENLISTMENT
in STATE GUARD
MILITARY DEPARTMENT ASKS
U. OF l. STUDENTS TO CONTINUE
TRAINING IN HOME TOWNS.

Students are urged by the univer-
sity military department to enter the
national guard of the state on leaving
the institution, whether they are
graduates or students who have
found it necessary to leave before
completing their course. Students
who have taken four years of mill
tary are able to qualify as officers
in the reserve corps. A student who
has completed the two required years
of military training should be able,
according to the department, "to join
the national guard and in a short
time become an officer or non COM
missioned officer"
1--WE would like very much to see
most of the officers, and enlisted men
of the national guard of this state
either alumni or students of the Uni
versity of Idaho," says a memoran-
dunn issued by the department of mil
itary science and tactics of the uni
versity. "The war department is de-
sirous that r. o. T. G. students join
organizations in the vicinity of their
homes.
Attend Summer Camps
"The students leaving the univer-
sity without taking the advanced
course, or having completed the basic
instruction, should join either the
national guard or organized reserves.
'By enlisting in the organized re-
serves and attending the citizens mil
itary training camps, held each sum-
mer, the opportunity is offered to be-
come either a commissioned or non
commissioned officer in the organ
lied reserves and to be in better po-
sition to render service to the country
in the event of war;
Memorandum on National Guard
Of the national guard, the memoir
andum says:
There is organized in the state Of
Idaho, one battalion of the 1S6th in
fantry, with Major F. G. Hummel
commanding; Headquarters Company
at American Falls; Company I at
Soda Springs; Company X at Boise;
Company L. at Pocatello; and Com
pany M. at Parma.
sRegimental Headquarters and one
squadron of cavalry, with Colonel D.
P. Olson, commanding the Regiment
and Major Samuel d. Hays, the
squadron.
Headquarters detachment at Poca-
tello; Headquarters. troop at Boise;
service troop at Caldwell; Troop A
at Gooding; Troop B. at Blackfoot;
and Troop C. at Grace.
1.-TWO Batteries of 14Sth Artillery
Battery c. at Payette; Battery D.
at Boise
Heavy Artillery Batteries
"In addition to these, there viii be
during the coming year,
five batteries of heavy artillery, 155
nen, the present plan being, to place
these units in the northern part of
the state There is also to be organ
lied a balloon company.
Governor Davis and Adiutant Cen
eral Patch are very anxious to per-
feet the organization of the national
guard of Idaho.
'Men of high type are interesting
themselves in the work, and it is
believed that this state will soon be
at the head of the list from the mill
tary standpoint of preparedness, as
in the Act of Congress"
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1922-04-05
F. C. MCGOWAN MANAGER BIG
REAL ESTATE FIRM, P0CATELLO

According to recent issue of the
Pocatello Tribune, new real estate
firm has been incorporated in the
south Idaho city, known as the Bra
dy-McGowan company. Mr.. Nc
Gowan is former well known
resident of Latah county, and former
member of the legislature from this
county. S. E. Brady is son of former
Senator James H. Brady, and nj.
Brimhall is a third member of the
company The company is incor-
porated for $25,000 and is organized
to conduct general real estate and
insurance business, to negotiate
loans and 'to every and all things
pertaining to the real estate business,
of whatever kind or nature Mr.
MCGOWAN is vice president and man
ager of the new concern and it is an
nouced that the offices in the Ban
mock Hotel building will be opened
Immediately Mr.. McGowan's many
friends in Moscow and Latah county
will be glad to know that he has
prospered during his residence at
Pocatello, and wish for him success
in his new venture.