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The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
POPULAR SCIENCE

Germany is making syn;h, tic raso- line from brown coal-tar.
 United States chemists discovered 32 new poisons during the World war.
 X-rays are being used successfully to bring out erased parts of ancient palimpsest writings.
 made plants burst out into bud during the dormant season.
 Gathering nuts from the ground has been made easier by a Cslifornian's invention of a device for the purpose.
 A Frenchman has invented methods for enlarging and reducing photograph records to obtain increased or dimin- ished intensity.
 The United States Is now making for its laboratories 500 rare chemicals which were formerly imported entire ly from Germany.
 A coin-in-a-slot machine has been invented by an Englishman to enable . passenger to learn At what speed hs Is travelling in q train.
 A life-saying buoy invented in Eu- rope is hammock-shaped and large anouph for man to lie in and DrnDe1 himself through the water with pad dle.
 A Chinese university has collected TO varieties of silk worm eggs. for use in connection with a course In seri. culture. It is believed to be the most complete collection ever made.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
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The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
St. Philips Church
Feb. .I2, :3o D. m

SIs TT ~ ' 'OO fs III'
 The third of the Illustrated lec- lures of the course on English History will be delivered. It will take the period from 1o66 to the reformation. A translation from the Magma Charta will be shown which should effectually dispose of the myth that Henry VIII founded the English church.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
THE EIGHT AGES OF WOMAN

A clever woman has arranged q series of tables to show the life of the average woman. Boiled down she thinks It's something like this:
 Babyhood to 15-Childhood.
 Is to 1s-Carefree time; fun, frvolity and beaux; eleven in every 100 marry between these ages.
 IS to 2EBeglnning to work, either for self-support, pin money or a career: thirty of every 100 are wage earners and f1fty-one in every 100 marry between these ages.
 24 to 35-Life in earnest, with nine. teen in every 100 at work and seventy nine married.
 35 to 45-Only fifteen ef the 100 working (away from homeD while slghty-three are keeping house. bear ing children and raising them.
 <5 to 55-Fourteen of the 100 are still at work, the rest h the home CT dependant.
 $ to 6S-Thirtsen at work, earning vsH small wages, twsnty-ons are widowed.
 05 and latsr-Forty.twe cut of every 100 are dead; fifty are widows and fourteen tincluding some of the widows) are working for negligible waSes.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
Civil Service Examination For Acting Assistant Surgeon

The United States Civil Service Com mission announces an Acting Assistant Surgeon examination to fill vacancies in the position Of Acting Assistant Sur geon. at s4S0 a year, for part time (more for full time) United States Pub lie Health Service. throughout the Eleventh Civil Service District: re- ceipt of applications to close March IS. 1922.
 For further information and applica- ton blank apply to the Secretary, Lo- cal Board of Civil Service Examiners, at any first or second class post office, or to the Secretary, Eleventh United States Civil Service District, 303 Post Office Building, Seattle, Wash.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
The Churches
Presbyterian Church

There will be no services at the Presbyterian Church next Sunday on account of the illness of the pas tor, Dr. R. ]. Diven.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
JUST so

Pluck loses no time on ac. count of hard luck.
 With his first watch a small boy has the time of his life.
 Faith would have an easy time of 1t If doubt didn't camp on its trail.
 Some men manage to dodge enough work to keep . dozen people busy.
 A strenuous season makes a society bud look like the last rose of summer.
 With the exception of trouble and children, the more the aver age man has the more he wants.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
School Notes

We notice in the Juneau Empire of February 27 that the Douglas High has q great tale ot woe and some new alibis for having dropped those two games at Wrangell.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
REAL SNAP TO THEM

It's better to be "havs been" than . never waa
 People hate to ret . reputation for bsing what they really are.
 \ man should do everything for the woman he lovss-except marry her.
 4 pessimist would test with acid the lining in every cloud to see if it's alvsf.
 The tilted giri used to take 1t to haart; now she takes 1t to court in- sesad
 Never judge . woman by the color st her hair; 1t is not fair to her hair dresser.
 A woman never dresses % careful ty as when she goes to see her best enemy.
 Kind hearts may be more than coro- nsts, but you'll never get . girl to think %.
 When | woman forrets m injury she keeps forgetting that she has for gotten 1t.
 4 woman who can carry an umbrel. h and look graceful can do anything CT anybody.
 Ha woman cannot be one mans meat, she is likely to become another man's poison.
 If woman must marry | man without brains, let her at least take ooe who has manners.
 A woman never sees evil in 6 good. looking man, but she Is always sus- plcous of 6 pretty woman.
 The greatest mathematician in the world has never yet been able to fore east the exact result of one and one.
 When waiting for a man, you wait until he comes. When waiting for woman, you walt to see if she comes ct all
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
THE EARTH

Twothirds of the sarth's surface is covered with water.
 The earth is never nearer 10 the planet Aars than 38 900. 900 miles.
 The earth makes a complete revoiu- ton around the sun In one sidsrial year.
 The earth sustains . pressure of 10000 tons sxsrted by the light of the sun.
 The earth is oO,ooO. 900 years old. according ts the estimates of the gst oleaistA
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
FARM JOURNAL SAYS:

Some of the hardest nuts to crack have the sweetest meat inside.
 Folks say 'as cool as q cucumbss." How eeol is q cucumber, anyway1
 Two swallows don't make one sun. msr, but three or four swallows make . man think twice before he speaks too hastily.
 We never eat . dish of store Ice cream without thinking what c poor imitation 1t is of the kind made e real cream, on the farm.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

A man resembles . ball of twine when be is wrapped up in himself.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Some mothers spare the rod and spoil the slipper.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
THE BEE

4 bee. unladen, can fly forty miles an hour.
 A bee can carry twice Its own weight in honey.
 Bees suck over 3,oOO,0oO flowers to gather one pound of honey.
 The sting of bee is only one-thir- ty-sscond of an inch long.
 The carpenter bee burrows and builds rows of cells in solid wood.
 The bee, in proportion to its size, is thirty.dve times as strong as. q horse.
 The working bee lives six months, the drone four months and the queen four years.
 Bees are rapid flyers when home ward bound. They have been known to outspeed the pigeon.
 The male of the honey bee comes between the queen and the workers in size, and is stingless.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

It is the habit of bees to place theil honey in the coolest place in the hiv' and the young insects in the warmest
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
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The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

The '1eaf-cutter' bee is a very skill. full artifcer. So exact are the circles she cuts that a compass will fall to detect c fault.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
vAGRANT PHRASES

Woe to the vanQuished-Vae victis. Labor itself Is pleasure-Labor ipse voluptas.
 Love conquers all things-Omnia vincit amor.
 Time. the devourer of all things Tempus edax rerum.
 So passes away earthly glory-Sic transit gloria mundi.
 Let justice be done though the heavens fall-Fiat tustltia, ruat cae- lum.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

Some mothers spare the rod and spoil the slipper.
 A man resembles . ball of twine when he is wrapped up in himself.
 Part Of the world loves | lover; the rest of the world considers him a chump.
 It's when . girl thinks a man doesn't care for her that she begins to try to make him.
 If the husband makes a living by gambling the wife usually has to sup port the family.
 The marriage ceremony Is frequent ly the final act of diplomacy previous to . declaration of war.
 Once upon q tme there lived a man who said he would rather be right than to be president-so history says.
 The average man does just as many queer things when he isn't in love as when he Is, but they are less con- spicuous.-Chicago Daily News.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

The male of the honey bee comes between the queen and the workers in size, and is stingless.
The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

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The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09
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The Wrangell sentinel., 1922-03-09

Germany is making syn;h, tic gaso- line from brown coal-tar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
Revelations. "a Vile egoA aRSE5

ing out from the car and waving
an airy goodby to Ted, standing for
lornly at the gate
was in no pleasant mood. for
felt that / had two well-grounded
grievances against her. one was
the determined effort she had made
10 secure Dicky's attentions at my
expense, solely TO crafty yer vanity
and an ancient fancied grudge
against me. The other was her more
culpable performance in amusing
herself with Ted COsgrove's palpable
infatuatiOn for her. 1 had seen Mrs
Cosgrove's eyes at the girls depart
ure go from the pain-hlled face Of
her son 10 the laughing, careless
countenance OF the departing guest.
and then rest on mine. and / had
wondered II she blamed me for her
boys unhappiness. I could not CEN
sure her if she did. for II had been
al my request that she had admitted
the girl TO her family Of paying
guests.
"Carburetor's Acting Up"
l think Bess Dean guessed some
thing Of my thoughts, for when she
could no longer see the CosgrOve
home. she Strengthened herself in her
seat and gave a short little laugh.
Hope you aren't regretting hav-
ing sponsored me up here. Madgie,
dear" she said maliciously
Not in the least" 1 lied heroical-
y.
She laughed again with even more
Of an edge than before.
You're an artistic one. I'll say
that for you" she gibed, and l sud
denly saw what she was trying to
do. She had failed in the purpose
which had brought her to the Cos
grove home. and her vanity was still
unavenged,
Indeed. it had received a number
Of fresh blows at Dlcky's hands, not
the least Of which | know were his
refusal TO motor her to Rhinebeck.
and his turning over of the task to
! me. Another count in her resent
ment against me, 1 guessed. was the
fact that | had been able 10 keep
my placidity, my pretense of cordial
friendship 10 her. absolutely unstir-
red by any appearance Of rancor.
That she meant to be as irritating
as possible during the journey down
to Rhinebeck L was sure. 1 won
dered if my nerves would stand the
double strain Of driving and listen
ing to the ingenious series of taunts
which | knew were trembling on her
lips
With a sudden impulse 1 drew the
car to the side Of the road and stop
ped it. I know that she was ignor-
ant of the mechanism of the ear.
and / relied on that ignorance.
What's the natter" she de-
manded arogantly, for all the world,
1 told myself. as if she had hired
the car for her trip.
''CarburetOr's acting up a little. "
I explained laconically. Probably
won't amount TO much. But as
may have to sniff gears frequently
and in a hurry, i can't have any
one on the front seat, so please get
in the tonneau with Mrs. Underwood.
| And. remember, while you may talk
all you want to. l shan't always be
able to hear you, and can't turn my
head, anyway. so don't be offended
! if you don't get an answer"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05

Harriet Miller returned Thursday
from a several months trip abroad.
Their itinery included the Madeira
Islands. Cadiz. SEVILLE, Granada.
Spain. Gibraltar. Algiers. Monte Car
10. Nice, Naples. Rome, Venice
Florence. Alexandria. Cairo Pales-
tine, Jerusalem. Jericho. a trip up
the Nile, the Dardenelles, COnstan-
tinople. Athens. points in Switzer-
land. Belgium. France. Germany and
England. Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert F..
Westervelt and Miss Helene WeSter-
welt. also of this city were mem
bers of the party and will return to
the city later. having stopped in
New York for a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs c. NJ Palmer and
daughter. Betty. Mrs. J. {. Bickford
and Miss Maude Bickford attended
the funeral of Mrs. r. W. Reese of
Eau Claire. Mich. yesterday.
Mrs. NJ. Rogan and Miss Margaret
RoEan. of Detroit. Mich. who have
been spending the past three weeks
with Mr. and Mrs. r. n. Wellington.
1855 Riverside dr.. returned home
Thursday.
Mrs j. =. Irmiter and daughter OF
Chica go a. = , guests of Miss E'.z-
abeth Toepp. ~ s. Scott ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
= OCLG rkU:

Mrs jill r. seebtrt. GA y. Ia
-avetfe bhd.. entertained THURSDAY
afternoon az a & o'clock luncheon,
.r honor oCthc birthday anniversary
~ her mother. Mrs Lutte Baker
Gum. The rs guests Were the Off
cora and f.hairmou Of the Clvics and
phlIanthro-y departments Of the
Progress Cub. Of which Mrs Gum
&. chairman a color motif Of pink
and white was effected IN the ap-
po.nfmcnts OF the luncheon table,
which was conferred with a silver
vase ~ Aaron WARD roses and lilies
OF the valley. The guests were Mrs.
Richard ElDel. Mrs L. r. Greeuan.
Mr.. r. o. DeRIHodcs. Mrs. Homer
Miller. Airs T. =. Nicely Mrs La
fsyette LeVan Porter. Mrs. r o.
Retiring Mrs. James Daviess- Mrs
Frank Brechenser. Mrs. Charles I'm
mel. Mrs. Adolph. Lootens. Mrs
Floyd JeuisOn. Mrs. Theodore Koch
Ter Mrs l. A. s. Wood and Mrs.
r. Louis Eostiser-
The Circle OF Mercy met with
Mrs Louis Altering. 1922 Notre
Dame av. Thursday afternoon At
the business session 80 was reported
that 495 children had been cared
for by the Circle Of Mercy day
nursery during tho month Of April
Two new members were added TO
the membership roll During the
social hour light refreshnrents were
served TO 30 members. ON May IS
Mrs W IT. Myers 602 F. Washing
ton av., viii he hostess TO the circle.
The Thursday club was entertain
ed ~ the home OF Mrs. Earl Yost
1895 Nassar az, Thursday after
noon. After the regular business
session. Mrs Elmer squirt gave an
Interesting review Of the book. An
American in London. by Louise
Crawford Hale. During the social
hour dainty refreshments were
served 10 "a members and one guest
The final meeting OF the season viii
take place on the afternoon Of May
IS 40 the home OF Mr. s. W. u. Cass.
p Dubail av.. at which time the
members viii be the guests Of the
officers for a social afternoon
The LuEcolite club twin be enter
talned next Saturday evening at the
home OF ar and NIu=. @. J. StahI.
SIS Park 8r
The dictionary society of the
Harris Prairie Christian church was
entertained Thu 1sday afternoon at
the home OF Mrs. Claude LOngley,
1925 Portage az. Following the bus.
mess session the devotionals were
led hy the president Mrs. s. r.
Lowry gave an Interesting talk on
''The People OF Latin America. "
which was followed By a discussion
on the "Religious Conditions in
Latin America" by Mrs. c. NJ.
LonRley The subject. "Our Respon-
sIbfuties % Latin An-rica." was
ably presented by Mrs r. VI. REM
Icy TEsht rcfreshmeuts were served
to Z. members hy the hostess and
Mrs a IT, Runkle and Mrs 5. r.
Lovr, Who assisted herr The next
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
HOW MADGE AVOIDED AN In
COUNTER WITH Bless DEAN.


As Robert Savarin walked away
from Lillian's door with so discon-
ISOLATE an air I could not forbear a
quick. furtive glance at her
The she was suffering because OF
some scene between them during
their drive, following the call Of Col.
Travers. 1 was sure. / feared that
the incident just closed with the ar
lists solemn and melancholy exit.
would still further depress her. But
though her face was sober enough
as she watched his retreating figure.
I caught-yes. l was not mistaken
a distinct twinkle Of amusemen. In
her eyes.
1t was gone almost as soon as II
appeared, but ! had seen it, and I
could have whooped for 10Y LII
ians infallible sense Of humor had
not deserted her. and 1 felt assured
that she would soon recover her
usual sane poised outlook upon life
and its problems, especially II she
carried out her plan for returning
home with me.
II is my theory that any two per
sons who love each other sincerely,
whether they be husband and wife,
sweethearts. mother and father and
adult child. or brother and sister.
need an occasional dose Of absence
from each other Everybody asso-
citation with no change of mental
menu, is very apt 10 result in a case
OF indigestion Of the affections. And
Lillian said TO myself-needed
especially just now an absence OF
sentiment, a distinct presence OF
some fresh bracing interest. such as
her profession or her government
work would give her.
LdlIian's Comment
l knew better, however, than 10
betray by even a glance. my know
ledge or my opinions. and in another
minute. with a tacit ignoring OF the
incident just ended. we were kneel-
ing in front OF Marion, checking of
the measurements her mother wish
ed.
We finished just as the auto horn
proclaimed Dicky's return from the
garage, and, stopping only for our
hats and coats, We went to the en-
trance gate. As we passed the din
ing room we saw BeSs Dean cody
finishing her desert. while Ted
standing beside her. gazed down at
her face with all his foolish boyiSh
heart in his eyes.
Look here, when can ! come 70
see you?" we heard his young voice
tull OF pain demand hOarsely, and
we heard her cooling hooking:
Why, Teddykins. don't you"
Then we hurried on, scOrning 20
/ listen. but with our hearts filled with
sympathy for the lad. and anger
against the woman who had played
! with his heart
It's time she went away" Lii
/ liam said between her teeth, and
I echoed her comment. as Bess APP
peared on the veranda-coOl, in-
souciant palpably careless Of the
mental suffering betrayed by the boy
who was carrying her suitcase and
/ bag TO the car
And then we were off. with Lii
liam in the tonneau. and Bess, by her
/ own choice seated beside me. lean
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
VERSE O. CHEER
By Edgar L. Jones
Since Aunty Got Religion.

Since Aunty Got Religion.
1 used to 20 TO Aunty's an jes' have
tn most fun,
Shed never say word when we
would hop an skip an run.
Shed let us make mUdpies an do
jes' almost ennything
We wanted TO an never cared how
loud we'd shout ar sing.
But since she got religior we must
tptoe thru tn house
An try our best 10 Is "a still an
quiet a nous.
She used to read us stories an tn
bestest fairy tales
An tell about tn Indians tibet used
L roam tn trails
An piruts. gee she told us al about
Of Cap'n Kidd
An how ,hey's people yet that
search l. iini the gold he hid.
But since she got religi i'm. gosh.
it's made her awful queer
An now she says them amt tn
kind o. things fer kids = hear.
But I will soon lie big anuH tibet
kin learn to read
An 'en I'll pet tn books l like
But I'd be glad if she'd
Fergit her OF religion an would
tell US kids some more
OF them good fairy stories like she
alluS told before.
But. gosh. it amt no fun 10 go 10
Aunty's house L play
Fer she jes' sets aroun' an reads
tn Bible all the day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
Pc RS 9 h ais

Mrs Charles Deem. soprano, OF
Chicago. and Hal G. Van Aiken, vio-
linist. OF this city. will give a concert
al Niles. Mich. this evening under
the auspices OF the Niles Music club.
The concert viii be given in the First
Presbyterian church.
Mr. and Mrs George Milburr
Studebsker. Jr., Isl : Taylor 81.
have returned from an extended stay
in Florida
Miss Harriet Elbel and Miss Mary
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05

AIrs. Horace Russell. 10 Wakewa
av., VIII entertain the members Of
the Friday Friendship club this
afternoon. a cooking demonstra-
tion Will be featured.
The Court of Honor, No. SIT. Will
give a dance az Sticks han this
evening. Harrman's orchestra Will
play the program OF dances.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05

do i. But I think it would be bet
ter for you 70 show your faith IN
him by not ohjecting 20 b. for. after
an, ne has proved his love for you
in the greatest way possible, by ask
ing you 90 be his wife
II ne had no friends In a strange
place IL would be very dull for him,
wouldn't it2
The Happiness OF A marriage does
not depend upon age IL depends
upon the individuals. their common
interests and the sincerity of their
love. II All depends upon how your
twenty matches the young
mans "twenty-one." and how much
YOU love each other. ms dear.
DEAR ANNIE LAURIE.
/ am so lonely. What shall 7 do2
I have no girl or hoy friends. and
would like 20 gain some
When I go 90 a dance there is no
one who dances or chums with me
Even my old friends turn me down.
IL just breaks my heart.
l am p years Of age. Please ad-
wise me. MAMMALS PEI.
MAMMALS PET. DO you invite
your friends TO your house. my dear2
This is a good way 20 renew OLD
friendship Perhaps YOU are over
sensitive about not being popular.
Don't think about yourself, but try
70 interest yourself IN others. and
YOU will be surprised how soon they
will become interested in you. Good
luck. my dear.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
DEAR ANNIE LAURIE.

am a very charming girl of 10
years of age. and ] am very desper-
ately IN love with a young widower,
q years old. He is very handsome.
and has extremely winning ways.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05
BROWN EYES

BROWN EYES: Honesty and
frankness are the important things
for two persons who love each
other, my dear. As long as the
young man tells YOU that he goes
out with other girls, I DO not think
you should worry However, if it|
makes you unhappy YOU might tell
him. and | am sure he WouId not
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-05

GIVEN THE AIR-When a Flap
per or a Flipper is thrown down on
date.
GLINMERS-E
GOBBY-A DumbbeI who has no
style. no pep. no nothing.
GOOF - a sap. a guy. a fish. a
fellow.
GOOFY-State OF being in love.
CREASE BALL An ill-manner-
ed. poorly dressed Cake Eater.
GREENS - Buffos. kale, dough,
money.
GRUBBER - One who is always
borrowing cigarets-
GRUMATY-Despondent. blue.
HALF CUT-Happily intoxicated.
as distinguished from being jammed
or stewed.