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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28

huge ankle-high rosettes of bro
cade stuff serving as the back
ground for enormous jewelletl
buckles. Some of the rosettes are
remarkably like rabbit e;Ss.
New York. Nov. 2S.-Opals have
come into style once more and the
old bad luck superstition fades be-
fore their loneliness OF coloring and
mounting. Black opals are seen
today as plaques at the end of long
slender chains set with the tiny
sapphires and emeralds which re-
fleet the black opal lights.
London. Nov. 2S-Stamped suede
and plain cloth. trimmed with fur
make up some 81 the winter cloaks
now being bought. The suede il
even more pliable than, usual and
when stamped in a conventional
pattern gives a smart touch. Sci
.om is a cloak made OF one ma
terial. Two materials. and ever
three and four, are used.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28

Social Announcements.
Mrs. Art Allen, 44l6 Ninth ave-
nue.. will be hostess to the members
Of the Twin-city Lutheran Hospital
circle tomorrow afternoon.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Study TWINS Book.

Mrs. NJ. E. Sweeney gave a COM
plete review of Wallace Admar
Twins book, Seed Of the Sum-
which has to deal with the Japanese
question in California at the meet
ing of Monday Study club yeste--
day afternoon at the home of Mrs,
A. L. Richards, $50 Twenty-second
street. The leader also gave a
short biography of the author. Mrs
Sweeney will entertain the club al
her home, 1890 Twenty-second
street, Dec. II.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Luncheon. Bridge ut Vessel Home.

Mrs. Perry H. Vessel and her
mother, Mrs. F. H. Cooper are en-
tertaining at luncheon-bridge to-
day at the Vessel home, 323S Six
teenth street, Moline. This is one
Of series of parties being given at
the Vessel home.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
George Adams 10 Wed.

Rock Island friends of George
Adams of Seattle, Wash, formerly
of this city and a nephew of Mr..
and Mrs. r. s. Silvis, 1926 Twen-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Golf Club Dinner Dance,

Members of Rock Island Arsenal
golf club are reminded to make res
ervations for the Thanksgiving eve
dinner dance before tomorrow
morning at 10 O'Clock. A holiday
menu will be served and Miedke's
orchestra will play the program
for the evenings dancing.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Judean Club Dinner.Smoker.

Howard Harrington of Moline
will be the principal speaker at the
dinner-smoker OF the Judean CLUB
this evening in the grill room at
the Hotel Blackhawk. There viii.
be short address by Rudy MOritz
of Davenport and several musical
numbers will be given. At recent
executive committee meeting of the
club plans. were discussed for a
dinner-dance to be given by the
club the middle OF December.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Lois Parker Has Birthday Party.

LOIS farKer HIS Blfthday F6fty.
Lois Parker at her home, COZ
Eleventh street, observed her 10th
birthday anniversary Saturday, en-
Pertaining a company of 20 little
girls at a party. They spent the
hours with games and dancing, aud
a two coursed lunch was served b.
the little hostess mother, Mrs.
George Parker, assisted by Mrs.
Edward Nissen, Mrs. Genevieve
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Music Students Guest Meeting.

Music students were entertained
yesterday at the home of the pres
ident, Mrs. A. P. Griggs, 1872 Muel-
Ter avenue, Camp Mcclellan. Dav-
EXPORT 1t was a guest meeting,
and a number of visitors enjoyed
the splendid miscellaneous pro-
gram given. Miss Gertrude Bran
igan, Mrs. Clara Lambach, Miss
Catherine Heimbeck and Mrs
Griggs gave piano numbers, and
Miss Marie Holtermann. Miss
Grace Ames and Mrs. John Rolling
vocal selections. The hostess serv-
ed refreshments during an hour oil
sociability assisted by the Misses
Frieda Schricker and Mae Cham
bers. The club will meet Monday
Dec. 4 with Mrs. Henry Wheelock
OF Moline.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28

Toyiand
Now Open
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Circle to Have Bakery Sale.

Steadfast circle. Kings Daughters,
will sponsor a bakery sale Satur-
day in the lobby of the Central
Trust building. The circle members
will have a variety of bakery
goods and home made candy for
patrons, the sale to start at 8
o'clock.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
THURSDAY.
FRIDAY.

Mrs. lies Gansert and Mrs. C. Dudley N A.
shall entertain at tea al Rock Island Ar
senai Golf club.
Barbara Frietchie tent election.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28
Daly.MahlOW.

Miss Isabelle B. Mahlow of this
city and James J. Daily of New
York city, we're married at Z O'Clock
Sunday evening at the home of
Rev. o. M. Anderson, 1441 Fortieth
street. Rev. Mr.. Anderson offici-
ated.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-28

New York, Nov. 2S.-Is there to
be no limit to the elaborate de-
signs in shoes? Footwear is a COM
plicated thing these days, with
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
OUR OPPORTUNITIES IN SOUTH AMERICA

Beginning in September of this year and continuing
until March of there is to be worlds exposition
the city of Rio de Janeiro Brazil feature of this fact
is that COL c. Collier, director general of the San Diego
exposition has the honor and the responsibility of chairman
of the commission representing the United States IN
asmuch therefore, he is old Californian we may
pect that California if insists it, will be able to get
the ground floor To make showing there It will De
longer necessary to go round the Horn We can make
short cut through the Panama canal California has its
South American trade and it will be the part OF
wisdom for this state to give attention to the opporun
ties cred at this exposition Congress has appropriated
milton dollars for national exhibit but the states can
supplement this their liking This country has need to
look well after trade South America. Before The
Germany had strong hold that country and we may be
assured she and the allies will cultivate Brazs indus
trial friendship We in the best condition of to BID
for and this exposition will furnish fine opportunity
TO do it. Caornia's chambers of commerce and even The
legislature may well make note of it.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Side Talks :
by RqdtGa Cameron II
Clerks We All Know

clerks showed both ignorance and in
difference.
He Knew Something
In the third shop, famous through
out the country for its development Of
real salesmanship in its personnel, the
clerk sold be watch. He had none Of
American make, and none with radium
dial but he countered my twn objcctives
by exn'an;ng that he ecnd have a
"a ~ ~ nut on aud that, regarded
,t.S. l. sAor Kept q ,ui' ne Of all
rs foreign watc'r they sold
so aFaptee to = ,sir for a
.. 4. - =, As ,he zap has
= f,p .: ~ for gDi faith
tl.' W. h and arraNg 4 to have
! = - ~ Tha. man Hew some
ia. ~, ',usina9o y ,'des the
'otches in his show case. He
acv what people were liheiy to ask
i"r, he knew what watch makers were
;,dveri:s' Nc. rE Hr
To Get Somewhere
It seems to me that ;f had a shop
of any kind should supnly my clerks
with all the advertising aud tie cata-
logucs of various makes nf whatever
pec.altv they handled apd insist that
they read t,em. Sometimes it is poss.
ibic to order what the sfop does not
have and thus hold the customers 8 trade
@Ed good will. Again, If q clerk under
stands the whole situation he can ans
wer objections. IT also seems 70 me
that if | were clerk ! should do this
sort Of thing ON my own account. But
maybe l wouldn't 1t is very easy to-
say what one would do if
But / know this. If ] did, / should
stand three times the chance, of ad-
Nancement that ] should if didn't. =
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
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g TODAY'S BORROWED g
8 EDITORIAL 6
q a q e N q g a g e e e s. s.
Where Prosperity Starts

Santa Ana Register: In the fall Of
1910, prices paid to farmers for theil
products entered a period of drastic
decline. From then until few month
ago the industrial depression was due
largely to the shrunken purchasing
,ower of the American farmer.
Four months ago the values Of crop!
we're calculated by the department OF
agriculture at eight billion dollars les'
han two years before.
: While the farmers income was shrink
ns, the prices of the manufactured ar
ieles he needs did not drop III proper
ion. The farmer could not afford t
Al eigl hashcis Of gyas 70 pay e.gh
ol,ars for par pf .'.'ts. He sold th'
heat bccaus> hc la ;;it be foun,
:. could get ATOM. ..' pN, " tho.
ne new s,lu :. Dtat +. ! = Oug
wear or'so wjtho,. |, sAs anyi.. -,
S,ew,y but ,urc g. wi,'s i tferea.
e.w,S. ;ie PCS ri t~.u ?rrei q,
nd of merehand Sc the farni b ~
eins wiped GA, Y tie ia,, Of sup? :,
nd demand.
Tie b;,s3ness s,tuat.nn ri the nat.oi
improving. The backbone of oai
prosperity iS tOuu'i III 'he fertt'llf o.
,ur soil. We arc abic to prodle nor
han any other nation, a wide variety
# the thing the world ueeds. Mhsi
,ur farmers are given fair return OF
heir Investment aad labor. they insur,
o the uat;ou as ? whole 4 fair degrc,
prosperity.
The frs; anu most interesting sigr
If better business is that prices paic
o the FARMER as going up, slowly bu'
pplrcrtiy surely.
it is predicted that millions OF farm
RS, coming into the market to buy al
he things which for many months they
have gone without buying-farm tools
clothing, furnishings, everything whici
.hey and their families need and use
viii have far-reaehing effect on fac
.ories aud retail stores.
Confidence in the future has to !
considerable extent been restored
While the relative value of the prize
he farmer receives and the price HI
oays for the things he must buy IS still
Unsettled. much progress is being mad
in the right direction. Ht
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

What common thing it is to find
about the speciality he sells except the
stock he has on hand (if, indeed, he
knows that). Here are two examples
cf the kind of thing mean.
We once went into store to buy
a canoe. We had been reading UP OIL
c.,roes AND VIC knew what the various
MS rrs had to offer, and by dint Of
pats.stuec we finally sod ourselves
= cnalC. J p"t ii that way because that
( wha, | mea'. The salesman did not
*; 80 Us He id not know enough
T." the sab iect to really sell any
H.. lie s;mp'y answered any ques
& y .ekcd by mono9y .abics, aud
y" j., - m'trd US 70 bay a make
g.. goa points we had gotten from
adv"ri s'n. - and from advertising
. lone.
Gold by Advertising
IL. sc Mt known the n,akc we
"a ,nf ,.,i bs"n already sold by the
cd :, a;nl been fortunate enough
u frj Il ~ tlc store, we should
ny lare left without buying.
Th.' ether experience was in buying
:, watch wanted 4 wrist watch in
4; iscT. with a radium dial and non
Dreakabie crystal. wanted it reason.
ably small and of attractive appearance.
waptcd t OF American make because
. had been told if one bought a Swiss
watcl, one could not get the parts wheh
one wanted TO fix it. tried in two
.iewcliy stores to get that kind of a
watch. In neither one could they sup
p,y it or tell me where | could get it,.
When ] mentioned certain watches |
had seen extensively advertised, the
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
LATENT KINDNESS

The public announcement that Rose Coghan in
distress has caused remarkable demonstration ana mas
proved pessmsts that kindness still sentiment reign
ing in the human heart.
Rose Coghlan has had theatrical career with Whlch
the older generation in particular is familiar Beginning
her stage life infant prodigy sh continued 1t untl
fame spread to two continents and until the plauoS
OF England and America hers Her first appearance
on side in 1871 when she protege OF the
Famous Sothern, starring in Wikie Collins women in
White" After this she alternated between England and
America in that country distinguishing herse with barry
Sullivan in Shakesperean tragedy She drew aPproval
from the critics her Interpretation of Viola IN
NIGHT Then back America she was for long term OF
formance as Lady Teazle in "A School for Scandal In
her latest she starred vaudeville sketches ana hao
diversion her professional life IN the rugged business
of stock growing the Montana ranges: y
With lavish hand characteristic of her profession
Miss Coghlan distributed income among friends until
Time which is respecter of persons recently announced
to her that her the stage had ended ms DAY
found her pennless 1t hard enough TO De old that
her course was but find herself dependent upon
others for existence tragedy IN her own lite which,
it may we'll guessed she was wholly unprepareo 70 meet
AS She sat sadly her faded glory the press made an
nouncement her poverty Immediately there came from
every quarter offers of assistance Old friends sent ne
money Old patrons of the drama who had been charmed
v her remembered her. Best OF ALL pernaps
was an offer by California woman at Alameda OF nome
for the remainder of her years. Now Rose Coghlan is
hanny once more She finds there is liked law Oh COM
onsat;on that kindness dies Her discovery is OF
tremendous value the public too for those who despair
o life and who hold belief that humanity IS degenerate
need to such examples OF the existence innate
that they may remain steadfas toward higher goals
Manv of these reports of lettuce profits this year
sond very much like stories of striking gold deposits One
of it here in Imperial Valley is that you don't have
to tunnel or stope blast It's all on the surfacepacer
mining, as it were
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Bless my pink rose! cried
Uncle WiaeilY =,

answered the goat. CHS real name is
Mr.. Slow Poke, but he is very kini
and gentle. He goes very slowly and
and carefully, and he III carry the eggs
for you. They II never be broken as
long rs they re ON Mr.. Poke 5 back. -
sit will be very good of him if he II
carry them,' said the bunny gentle.
| man. But where is he?''
/" Here l am,'' answered the mud
turtle gentleman in u slow and care
fui VOICE as he walked along even
more slowly. 1t will give me. pleasure
to carry the eggs on my back" he
said.
So Uncle Wiggily wrapped them il
some soft tissue paper, put them in Il
basket and fastened the basket to tho
back of Mr.. Poke. Then Uncle Wig
gily went fishing with Uncle Butter,
and the mud turtle walked slowly, oh,
so slowly and carefully, back toward
the hollow stump bungalow, with the
eggs oil his back.
The afternoon changed to evening.
Uncle Wiggily and Uncle Butter fin
isIicd fishing, and the bunng gentle
man hoped back to his bungalow.
Where are the eggs?' asked Nurse
Jane. ~
Didn't they get here yet?" cried
Mr.. Longears. "Why, | sent them by
Mr.. Slow Poke, the mud turtle, gentle
man. lie is so CAREFUL that he III new
er break one.
That s all right, but where is heD'
laughed Nurse Jane. "Why. docsn y
he come along with the eggs for sup
per?"
= That $ so-whcre is hc?' repeated
Uncle Wiggily. "I'll 20 out and see
# he 9 coming. But Mr.. Poke was not
IN sight. Night came, and no eggs o.
mud turtle. The next day came--no
eggs or mud turtle. The same next
day.
" ] II 20 out and look for him., I" said
Uncle Wiggjiy Nurse Jane said she u
come also. And a long way from the
bungalow, not far from where the
eggs had been put on his back, they
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
LOS ANGELES WINS
AUTO STEALING
HONORS
United Press Leased Wire

SAN FRANCISCO, April 14.-Los An
Angeles today was awarded the 1921
automobile stealing championship.
A total of 359 cars were stolen there
during the year, according to figures
given out by the Pacific Coast Auto
Iaobile Underwriters conference.
Oakland, III proportion to population,
mad, 2ool race out of it with l03
hefts. San Francisco had 1917. The
i & enl Of getting oUt Of the city
was ri, en- - The rca en-.
ilsmiy iaIi product was he most
popular with tic thieves.
Tcta' thrfts for The coast an juntcd
70 aa,lG' .ais worth $2.i7i,j43, OF whici
cars to Ike vslrc cf sl,529,o0i were
recovered.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY AND Mr.. POKE
UPYTIgHl, IV--, " M 0NI"TV ~"
paper Syndicate)
Ry HOW ARD Il, GARlS

BY HOW ARD R. GAhiS
"Now, whatever happens, don t
run!' said Nurse Jane to Uncle Wig
gily one morning, as the muskrat lady
/ housekeeper came into the sitting room
of the hollow stump bungalow, where
the rabbit uncle was taking rest
after breakfast.
"what do you mear--'lea ru1'
asked Uncle Wiggily, with queer Ii
tie upside down twi1tlN Is
| nose. lis the hungal in"
| do you want mc 10 4
in the moving p;ctarc t:e.f
don't run--tO the near
that what you ncan %ur s.
Not exactly. answ"re! t"e
rat lady. :" want 1'7 - -
store for mo. aud = : - -.
asked Mrs Cluck Cil &. q, is'
mother Of Charlie and 'ri ~; j.
me take soinc of her cgE ~
going to hatch them into iis Z
and she could not spare me ;tqr.
wish you'd so TO the f|rf ,h ="
cent store and get me f. -
whatever happens. don't 'n' Y
them. Font rum With the f'e te
slowly so you won't break tlcH
"I'II be careful, promised . !.
bunny.
He finished rea.liug the Cabbage less
Gazette newspaper and then, brushi3A.
a little molasses dust off his pink nesS,
MIR. Longears started out TO look Cos
an adventure and also to get what
Nurse Jane wanted.
"Does it make any differcnces
asked the bunny.
docs what make any difference
Nurse Jane wanted to know. "Sonla
things make a great deal of differ
cnce. b,G
g mean does it make any difference
whether | get the eggs at the five aud
ten cent store, or the six and eleven
cent store:" asked the bunny.
"No, / think it will be just the
same, except for penny, Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy said, and then she went in the
kitchen to give the breakfast dishes
their morning bath, while Uncle@ Wig
| gily hoped along over the fields and
through the woods.
q think I'd, better get the eggs
first" thought the bunny gentlema,
to himself. "Otherwise | may forgct
them as l go off ,advcnturing.
But, as it happened, there was n,
five and ten cent store in that part OF
the forest, neither was there six ant
eleven, but across the path Uncle Wig
| gilv saw q three and four cent store.
Ill save a little money for Nurs;
Jane, and get her some cheaper eggs, ;
thought the bunny gentlemen, and thi
he did.
Coming out of the store, with th
eggs in bag, Uncle ,Wiggily was car
rying them most carefully when he sap
Uncle Butter, the goat gentleman, com
ing along.
"Hello, Uncle Wiggily'' called tn
goat. "Let s go fishing!'
81 d like to,i' answered Uncle Wig
gily, "but l have these eggs for Nurs'
Jane. l ought to take them homc.''
"Who is Mr. Poke'" asked Unc,
Wiggily. .---.~.---..--
| Sc Ha 10 ,,uJ f,riln ,.,,tI.,,o
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
found Mr.. Poke. A little pceping SCUM

CHNt 1TUN1 tHt UdShtt'
"Bless my pink nose!' cried Uncle
Wiggily. "You have been coming along
so slowly, Mr.. Poke, that the eggs
have hatched into little chickens! =
and that s just what had happened.
Well, you told me to be slow ana
careful said the turtle. Then Unch!
Wiggily laughed and thanked him. The
little chickens were given, to hen
lady to bring up, and Mr.. Longears
got other eggs for Nurse Jane. So
everything was all right after all.
And if the ironing board doesn t
try to walk tight rope on the clothes
line and fall off in a mud puddle, a
tell you next. about Uncle Wiggily and
the candle berries.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
A. 'DI's|.FEV) DsII's|.' OFFICERS
CATCH HOLDlJp
IN ACT
NUeJ Press LrnScd j" IRE

Ca,N II CITY. ILL, April H.
'cstai officers lying in alnbush toda.
captured !. lone bandit as he attcmpted
to ID W the driver of II mail truri'
CARRYING $4,000 in cash from the Big
-Four depot to tho local postofficc.
si The prisoner gave his name as Fat.
trick CONWAY, 81, st. Louis.
Z The currency comprises the National
'i.aamaling aad Stamping Company $
payroll Authorities were tipped that
the robbery was planned.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
BILL GIVES WOUNDED
SOLDIERS $4,000, 900
United Press Leased Wire

.b WASHINGTON, April IA. BY unan-
imous senate passage this afternoon the
sum of $l7,G0O,OOO was made available
for increased disqualification for
wounded ex-service men. -.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

Since the unparalleled growth of Los Angeles IS
something of guage the prosperity and progress OF all
Southern California worth while to observe that the
building record for that city during the month of March
coached nearly to the high point of eleven million dollars
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Im-PRESS-ions
Foolish Dictionary

Foolish Dictionary
Osculstion-A kiss that has had a
classical course.
Health hint: Never laugh at your
wife when she. cries.
Old Timer Cogitates
j Kim remember when all the bar
bers used to ask if we wanted oil OH
our hair.
Hanging on is about all there is TO
anything.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

The Cotton Courier shoots earfu when it says ad-
rt;sng keeps warm the business incubator that matches
the desirable dollars"
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Did You Know

That mixture of 81 per cent heliunl
and Is per cent hydrogen has lift
ing power in balloons of 70.lS pounds
per 1000 cubic feet, and is perfectly
uninflammablc.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

When Nature forgets and leaves out
the filling of a skull, she usually makes
up for it by providing an unusually cf
ficient tongue.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

There is certain degree Of honor
in wearing out.' 1t is akin TO the
martyrs glory. 'sTo rust OUT is i
disgrace.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

Among other arguments for the drainage bonds OF the
consolidated irrigation district is the period OF prosperity
that will prevail in Imperial Valley when two and ha1
million dollars being expended for the labor required TO
construct the ditches Add this to the income from farm
crops and we will be flying with the geese, sure enough
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

Joe the Plodder says the world look:
to u fellow about like he feels.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

Los Angeles discovers that San Diego is endeavoring to
take away its cotton market Who keeps the market will
depend upon which gives the the best treatment
Imperial Valley has vote on that question.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

A Florida man has filed suit against Henry Ford
n claim of eleven million dollars for royalties he alleges
TO be due on some mechanical contrvance Only small
change for Henry.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

1t is about time the dope and the booze
ners between Calexico and Mexical taking the hint
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

II is announced that Pancho Villa is going to engag
i'm meat packing enterprise IN Mexlco wei, nc ma
done enough meat carving in his time
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

The kind man is the one who is kind to else
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Today,s Best Kid Story

Today's Best Kid Story
Uncle Ernest" And what do we dc
with the whale!'
Bobby Eat it.
Uncle Ernest (sarcastieally)-"Oh Oh
do VIC. And what do we do with the
boncs,"
Bobby-"Put 'cm on the edge Of the
plate. Jester
Women can blame Eve for most of
their faults, but Eve never borrowed
a ncighbor 8 vacuum cleaner.
To the Critics
Don Z flout the flirty flapper, men.
You re not so doggone good.
You'd flirt and flap and filter, too,
Confound you, if you could!
-Tennyson J. Daft.
When some people work for a man
they leave out the "for.''
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

The head of big clipping bureau says the name Of
Henry Ford mentioned with greater frequency in the news
papers than the any other in America Un-
doubtedly in the flivver jokes.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
Old Timer Cogitates
The Curiosity Shop

In London, suit for "jactitation OF
marriageo has been filed by man
against a woman who annoys him by
claiming to be his wife when she is
not and never has been. This is the
first action Of it's kind for more than
100 years.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14
The Preacher Declares

Troubles grow by telling them.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-04-14

When some people work for Il man
they leave out the "for.