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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
YOUR HEALTH :.
By DR.. r. S.
Copeland

he called a court attendant and
pointed 10 several windows I'm
mediately they were opened, and
they were so nicely selected that no
violent draft Of air resulted, but
| that sweet aroma Of the beautiful
out-of-door air waited into the
courtroom
On two other occasions during
the brief time I was there the Judge
had other windows opened and the
shades drawn when too bright a
glare Of sunlight was annoying the
witnesses
As 1 watched this unusual judge I
got 10 wondering about judicial
robes. I almost reached the deci-
sion in my own mind that they were
adopted, not TO enhance the dignity
and judicial supremacy of the wear
er. but-like the gowns the doctors
wear in the contagious disease sick
room-to protect them against the
physical hazards OF their duties.
The judge before me could safely
sit IN his becoming spring suit, be-
cause his courtroom was clean, ana
this cleanliness by the way. added
dignity by reason OF its very exist
ence.
am not blaming other Judges
for the conditions OF their court
rooms. because, in most instances.
they have no control over them.
There are other officials who are
legally entrusted with the core of
public buildings. But I do wish TO
point out what one public man can
do II he is so inclined. The atmos-
phere about that particular Judge
promotes cleanliness and neatness.
l. showed itself in the courtroom.
in the witness quarters. IN the inn,
and wherever he moved.
The attitude OF this judge means
more than the comfort and happi-
ness Of those who attend that partic-
uiar court. II means health and
I longer life for those who are called
there. 1t is self-preservation for the
judge himself.
Too many judges. lawyers and
court attendants die OF pneumonia.
| Lack Of cleanliness and lack of ven
tilation predispose 10 this dread
disease. Make the courthouse as
clean as the hospital or private
house. and the longevity OF the le-
/ gal profession Will be increased.
/ When men think Of their surround
I ings as women do. the health OF the
] world viii be improved.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
More Truth
0Than pOotru
~ DANES 3 MQNtaSQQ a

4 MISTAKE
(Orders have been issued 10 cash
Ter all British army officers who give
way 10 fits OF indignation.)
The British army's annals
Through many glorious path
And many shining channels
Have long been writ in wrath.
No lassitude or languor
Has marked that splendid clan
He's won his way by anger.
The British fighting man.
The boldest hearted Tommy
Has rolled a shifty eye.
And felt disturbed and quaImy
When officers were BY
re knew, when guns were drum
ing
IN practice or IN war.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
THE INSIDE OF JOURNALISM

A long time ago South Bend had
a Press club. It's stunt meetings
from time 10 time were talked about
A great deal because of the ability
Of the members 10 get a lot of
publicity in the papers for the or
ganizatiOn. All the members work
ed for the papers. so naturally they
were able 10 grab off a lot OF free
space. Finally. the South Bend
Press club decided it would pull
a big party. with then Secretary of
the Navy Daniels as the principal
speaker. Everytime the secretary
was mentioned in the papers there
after up until the time OF the big
party, he was always referred to,
something like this:-
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS
WASHINGTON. D. c. April l.
Secretary Of Navy Daniels. who
will talk before the South Bend
Press club the night Of April 18th.
today declared 10 President VII
son that war with Japan appear
ed inevitable. ana asked for ap-
propriations of $1,000. 100000 at
etc. etc.
The city editor had rubber
stamp that read. who will talk be-
fore the South Bend Press club the
night of April 18th, and every time
Mr. Daniels name was mentioned
in the dispatches the rubber stamp
was brought into play.
Today. it's the Knife and Fork
club IF Steve somebody from
somewhere sprains his thumb and
has talked before the Knife and
Fork club sometime in the past 90
years, zowie - it's a local story.
Some day we expect to read a news
paper story here, that runs some
thing like this:-
President Warren G. Harding,
who for some reason or other
turned down an Invitation to
speak before the Knife and Fork
club a few months ago. was TO-
day overwhelmingly defeated for
reelection, etc, etc.
Funny. isn't 1.-THE ways OF the
newspaper boys?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
ONE A MINUTE.

The residents of New York, a city that lives by
its wits quite largely since It actually pro-
6uces nothing at ALL have always held the rest of
the country in contempt.
When they travel far westward South Bend.
they imagine that they have gone on great journey
far from civilization.
Show of them the Grand Canon and he begins
10 talk Of the subways. His conversation on trains
through the majestic quite likely 10 center
about the woolworth building
There. to the ordinary New York mind IS the
OF culture, the Of polish. last word
in wisdom
The vaudeville houses reflect this attitude and
the actor always gets a laugh when ne hits at
Yonkers, and the ancient joke that the largest
city next to New ckles the risibties of your
real New Yorker.
The laugh has turned One OF the oldest
fakes in the world has been perpetrated with
Yonkors. the hinterand setting.
The rumor went about that gold had been dis
covered OF the little hillsdes OF this par
teullr town. The secret impaired to those wise
men who know thoroughly the congested centers
OF New York and especially the financial district
You could not fool these wise ones. They saw the
golden flakes picked from the gravel They had
II tested by assayers-and then they bought stock
thousands of dollars worth OF H. and invested heavily
in perpendicular lots that hillside
or course II they had had the wisdom or the men
at Cripple Greek they would have known that some
had been busy with file and some old collar
buttons and that they had fallen very ancient
method OF confidence who invented the sailed
mine for their profit years ago.
The lure OF easy money betrays men no matter
what degree of sophlsticauon they have reached
The Iowa farmer sunk billion dollars in fake oil
stocks in the flush days The idlers at Palm Beach
and Excelsior Springs regularly fall for the wire
tapping game. The most recent fraud IS based upon
the hidden stores OF contraband liquors. sold
to friends by somewhat financially embarrassed
millionaire who does not dare let his intimates
know that he Is selling his cellars.
Barnum estimated the crop OF those who fail for
such lures a minute.
They are also the who fail to see real oppor-
tunity when It les before their eyes. who lament
through the years that they could not accurately
estimate the wealth that comes from expanding in
dustry and growth OF cities. who never realize until
too late that the basis OF is work and that
that wealth. real wealth, IS 20 be had only where
men labor and create
Sometimes We think Ananias was fisherman or
a golfer or the editor OF the first seed catalog
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
RETL BE. WORKING AT KRES-
GE'S NEXT

Dick Seaman. the Underwood
Typewriter peddler. came 10 the
Kiwanis meeting yesterday in rath-
er dazed condition, and we
thought he had discovered another
still out at his place in the country
until he explained that he had just
gotten an order for IS new Under
woods from the Studebaker Corpor-
alton. Some order, Dick.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
THE RAWLINGS OF A MoNRov1AN

(From the Daily Moan)
To the Editor OF the South Bend
Tribune:
The Sunday Tribune Is a mar
vel. II will challenge general ad-
miration. and must be a success
from the start. Il rivals the
metropolitan Sunday issues and
gives The Tribune standing with
the proudest OF them. II Is sure
~ surprising and notable
achievement. d. 6. MARSH.
Monrovia, Calf, May 10, 1922.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
THE CANDID CORRESPOND
ENT (D

(News-Times Correspondence
CRUMSTOWN, Ind. May 22-
The Motor Wheel company play
ed our team here Sunday and the
visitors won, the score was 10
4. II was the 4th game OF the
season.
Mrs. Katherine Price spent
Sunday in South Bend.
60 Pleasure IS before duty IN
our town we are ashamed TO ad-
NIT.
South Bend passengers Satur-
day were Miss Ruth Zero, Miss
Mildred Price Mrs. Dewey Ora
velblis and William Kelver.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
BL4RYELS OF SKILL.

Have you ever seen a specimen OF exceedingly
small writing Certainly. you have Maybe. at
some time or other. you have competed In contest
IN which the prize went 10 the person who could
write a certain word the most number OF times on
postcard
THAT used 20 be sure-fire in the good old days Of
copytrg-presses. when every office man had
10 write a good hand get a job. and master
men proudly signed with great nourshes oe-
fnally working birds and flowers into the ink
old-time master-penmen al seem to have
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

He must be up and coming
or he would get what for"
The subaltern or marshal.
In every time and age.
Has never been impartial
IN passing round his rage.
Although at heart benignant
And sometimes almost meek.
They always got indignant.
When guns began 70 speak.
a righteous indignation
IN times OF strain and stress
Has been the sound foundation
OF Albion's success.
Impose a passive manner
on British foot and horse,
You rob the British banner
OF half It's lighting force,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

THIS WOULD CERTAINLY
AROUSE THE IRE OF THE
LATE LANIENTED JOE MIL
LER.
Sir Il Various interpretations
have been placed on the nornina-
ton OF Albert jeremiah Beveridge
over the Presidents bosom COM
panion. Harry New In a sub
terranean. surreptitious "hooch"
parlor I head another angle. 10
wit: Perhaps the Indiana primary
may be construed as a repudia-
ton of something New in favor OF
an old-fashiOned Beverage
H H. II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
TheTower

Being the straw boss OF a June
bride contest has its little compensa-
tons after all Yesterday. a pros
pective June bride called US up and
inquired II they were supposed TO
furnish their own minister.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

Anyone can see that we could
have lot OF fun on a proposition
like this II. as Mr.. Erskine suggested
the other day. we were not OF such a
serious disposition.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
NEWS NOTES OF THE SICK.

Jimmy Patten, who has been III
with lumbago. is able 10 sit up and
take nourishment again. We asst
Jimmy how he happened TO contract
lumbago and he said he couldn't
explain It unless II was that he hap
pened 10 walk past Lloyd Greenan's
Office on the fourth floor OF the
Farmers Trust building one day, and
he has been ailing every since.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
20 DTFFERENCE

DR. Doyle's assurance that the
spirits use the radio convinces US
that in the next world they talk
about market reports and tell bed
time stories just as they do hare.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

We suggested 10 Mr.. Brandon
that maybe perhaps radio could
help him out Of his troubles. =
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26
Bill Armstrong

Piled. except that I am trying 20
figure OUT how I can be n New
York. take my boys 20 the circus
here. and attend your June Bride
show al the same evening"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

Sometimes we think AnaniaS was a fisherman or
a golfer or the editor OF the first seed oatalog
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

II Jimmy is telling US the truth.
we suppose in the same way it would
be possible TO get a crop Of boils
by looking at an electric meter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

In California. snails are eating crops. But crops
grow so fast here snails can't catch them
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-26

MR.. BRANDON Is WORRYING
We happened on 10 Tom Brandon
the renowned merchant on Michi-
gan street the other day.
We'll what's on your mind to-
day." we inquired.
Nothing much. Mr.. Brandon re.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
JOHN MARTENS,
7S, is CALLED
Resident Of County More Than
Half CentuFy-SufIered Fan
a Year Ago.

John Martens. aged 70 years. a
resident OF Rock Island county s.
years, passed away at 4:30 o'clock
this morning in the family resi-
dence, 1907 Thirty-third street
Mr.. Martens had suffered a dis
located hip as the result of fan
on the pavement near his home a
year ago and since that time had
been failing in health. Infrmitles
of age fastened his death.
He was born in Holsteiu. Ger
many, June 5, 1912. and came II
this country in 1857. He located
on farm near Taylor Ridge. wher0
he resided until a year ago last
February. when he moved 10 Rack
Island. He was united in marriage
with Miss Johanna KieIen beck, in
1878.
Surviving are the widow. three
daughters. Mrs. Anna Kane. of Lew
istown, Mont, Frieda and Bertha
Martens, at home; four sons, Carl.
OF Rock IsIanI. William, of Milan.
and John and Leo, both of Can
ada. A sister, Mrs. Anna Willheft,
of Davenport. also survives.
Funeral arrangements will be
made upon the arrival OF relatives.
Funeral services will be held at
2 o'clock Tuesday afternoon in the
family residence. Rev. +. J. Rolf.
pastor of the Evangelical Church
of Peace. will conduct the services
Burial will be in Chippiannocl1
cemetery.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
THUGS USEGAS
Pipe IN WORK
Clement SkOra, Moline, Knocked
Down and Robbed of 500
and Watch.

Clement Skora, $40 Ninth street.
Moline, was severely injured by one
of three bandits who held him up
at First street and Fourth avenue,
Moline, last night and robbed him
of 500 and a gold watch.
Agas pipe was used as a weapon
by the bandit, it is said. Skora was
struck on the head, and persons
who picked him up believed he had
been fatally injured. He was re-
moved to the city hospital and was
released this morning. An exam
ination showed that Skora narrow
ly escaped a fracture of the skull.
1t will lbe several weeks before he
RECEIVERS entirely from effects of
the attack.
Skora was waiting for a street
car when he was attacked by the
three men, The bandits were seen
running toward Railroad avenue,
after the robbery. Persons who
saw the men running are of the be-
lief that one of them is a cripple,
as he seemed to limp. The others
were tall, heavyset men.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
TO RESUME WORK
OF 'Y' GLEE AND
DORMITORY CLUBS

Glee and dormitory clubs which
discontinued their work during the
holiday season will resume their
activities in the "Y" next week.
Special instruction is to be given
in the glee club under the direc-
ton of ]. w. Johnston. The first
meeting will be at o'clock Mon
day night and everyone interested
in singing is invited to join the
club
W. B. Mcintyre will address the
dorm club members at the meet
ing, Tuesday night, in the banquet
rooms. Supper will be served at
6:15 O'Clock and a program of mu-
sic will also be given.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
JAPAN GOVERNMENT, NOT PEOPLE,
HATE THE UNITED STATES, SAYS
d. N. SLMONSON, BACK FROM ORIENT

i, TRANSACTIONS OF editorials from the
leading japanese newspapers while
l was in China and Japan, and es-
pecially interested in their attitude
toward the Washington conference.
Japan, without any question, hates
the conference, because she is
afraid her policy in the far east
will be interfered with She never
attend, but of course felt that she
attend. but of course cit that she
had to do it. For quite q while
after the conference started the
editorials were quite as they should
be. When the real discussions be-
gan about the ratio, and the Mutsu.
which is Japan's pride and joy as
a battleship, the editorial tone be-
came changed and there was moth
ing too bad to say about America,
who was blamed for everything
that Japan thought was not right.
Blame America for Entente.
The quadruple entente was con-
sidered by Japan to be merely a
sop for the ending of the Anglo
Japanese alliance, and again Amer
lea was severely criticized. When
the ratio was finally accepted by
Japan. the papers were more Sc
we're than ever in their criticism.
The withdrawal of the Japanese
delegates was demanded even
though war should result. These
editorials illustrate the real atti-
tude of the militarists in Japan,
but not that of the people as a
whole. In our travelling about ia
pan and visiting the various cities.
such as Kioto, Toxic and Yoke,
hama, we never found any but the
friendliest feeling from the Japan
ese of all classes with whom we
came in contact, but this does not
mean that this was the attitude of
the ruling party, because, as l said.
the people themselves have nothing
to do with the government and its
policies"
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
ARVIDSAMUELSON
WILL PLAY GREAT
CONCERT SUNDAY

The program of the Tri-City
Symphony orchestra for tomorrow
is extraordinarily rich in variety
and interest The composers repre-
scented are Beethoven, the master
composer of all time; Tschaikow-
sky, greatest of Slavic composers;
Rubinstein, famed Russian music
ian and piano Virtuoso, and two
modern Teutonic writer's, Humper-
dinck and Johann Strauss, the
waltz king"
The outstanding feature of the
program is the Tschaikowsky con-
certo for piano and orchestra which
is to be played by Arvid Samuelson.
Few people realize what is involved
in the playing of such a concerto as
this. Aside from mastering the
technical difficulties which are ire
mendous, the soloist for the coming
concert had 10 memorize some 81
pages of music, a colossal task To
play this great composition is Il
great achievement; to hear it
played is a great privilege. Both of
these facts should be appreciated
by local lovers of the best in music.
This concerto, No. l, in B fiat
minor, was completed by the COM
poser early in the year 1875 while
he was teaching in the Moscow con-
servatory. An interesting story is
connected with the dedication of
the work Tschaikowsky had ad-
dressed the manuscript to Nicholas
Rubinstein, a prominent pianist of
the day, in the hope that he would
play it publicly and thus introduce
it to the musical world. However,
Rubinstein was unkind and unjust
in his criticisms, suggesting
changes which would have altered
the work completely, and saying
that he would consent to play it
only if the suggested changes were
made. The young composer then
declared his intention of publishing
the concerto as it was, and he did
so after first erasing the original
inscription and rededicating it to
DR.. Hans Won Buelow, the eminent
German virtuoso. He was much
pleased with The work, and its mi
tial performance was given by him
in Boston, with the Boston orches-
ira, in the fall of 1875. The enthus-
iasm of the audience on this occas-
ion forced a repetition of the entire
last movement.
A traditional minor tune, used by
the blind beggars of Russia, is the
chief theme of the opening move
ment. The second division of the
work opens with a lullaby. sung by
the flute and repeated by the piano.
The exquisite dreaminess of this
melody forms wonderful contrast
to the gay and breezy section which
follows. Here French song, pop
ular in the early seventies, was the
inspiration of the composer. The
finale, most popular and most inter
esting of the three movements, is
in rondo form, involving the re-
peated recurrence of a striking,
dashing dance tune, wild and char
acteristically Slavic
1t is apparent from the wealth
and variety of material which was
used in the writing of this mastery
composition, that it is an unusually
interesting and entirely distinctive
number, one which is a favorite in
the master pianist's repertoire.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07

companied by Miss Bessie Lund.
Piano solo-Mildred Roberts.
Song-Miss Bessie Lund, accom-
panied by Miss Brannon.
Vocal selection-Skinner sisters
Vocal selection-Josiebel Stew
ems.
Piano selection-Helen Reber.
Piano and banjo selection-Mes-
danes Spencer and Ray.
Piano selection-Helen Waeyert
Piano selection-Nora Colbert.
Dialogue-Richard L. Hudson.
Comedy sketch, Music Hath
Charms-Charles Laurich aud
George Roger.
Following the program, dancing
was enjoyed until midnight.
Camp No. 26, Modern Woodmen
Of America, and Camp No. 2S1,
Royal Neighbors, will hold Joint in
stallation and ceremonies Monday
evening in Odd Fellows hall. John
F. Harris, editor of the Modern
Woodmen will be installing Off
Ger for the Woodmen, and DR..
Hada NJ Carlson. supreme physi-
clan of the order, for the Royal
Neighbors.
Mr.. Harris will be assisted by
W. H. Kelley, escort. and DR.. Carl
soR will be assisted by the Supreme
auditor, Mrs. Mary E. Arnholt, Pc
oria
Refreshments will be served and
there will be dancing.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-07
In the Lodges

Tigris Temple, No. 219. D. o. o.
K, held its regular meeting and
election and installation of the fol-
lowing officers:
Imperial prince-Walter J. Hoff-
mann, Davenport.
Royal vizier-M E. Terry, Rock
Island.
Grand Emir-J. B. Yates, Daven-
port
Charles Wise. Moline.
Secretary-E. o. Anderson, Rock
Island.
Treasurer. Milstead, Rock
Island.
Mahedi-John Ohrberg, Moline.
Satrap-H. c. Olson, Rock Is
land.
Sahid-W. c. Nelson. Moline.
Trustee. =. Johnson, Moline.
At the close OF the meeting, talks
were given and plans made to en-
large the temple for the coming
year. The temple jurisdiction IL
cludes Henry, Mercer. Whiteside
and Rock Island counties, and
Scott county, Iowa. Lunch was
served late in the evening.
A campaign tor members of Fort
Armstrong lodge, Knights of Pyth-
las, has been started and will con-
tinue until Feb. 10, the 58th ami
versary of the founding of the or
der.
Members who are secured be-
tween now and Feb. 10, will be
given the rank of page on that date
in honor of the organizations an
niversary. Several applications
have already been accepted.
Other social plans for the year
have been arranged by Fort Arm-
strong lodge. At its meeting next
Monday evening, the lodge will in
stall its new officers, with Carl A.
Martin as past chancellor and
Allen Pratt as chancellor command
err.
Members of the Moline lodge of
Moose, their families and friends to
the number of 1000 enjoyed the
Christmas party at Moline Turner
hall last evening. The children
were given stockings filed with
candies, nuts and fruit. Santa
Claus distributed the gifts. Special
entertainment had been arranged
for the Riddles. The program is
appended:
Address of welcome-Edward E.
Bergren.
A prayer-Charles Hood.
Overture-Lage' orchestra.
Recitations-Helen Davis, Flor
ence Stone, Evelyn Safe. Nellie
Barwick. Harriet Britton, May Mel
son, Irene Stevenson, Bernice
Mueller, Oliver Harding, Pearl
Thorpe, Lucille Carr, Donald Beb-
Der, Russell Bebber, Laverne Shell,
Pearl Carter, Charlie and Walter
Nee, Sara hand Sadie Miller.
Frank Staes, Nora Colbert, Leona
Smith, Bernice Shell and Blanche
Johnson.
Recitation-Sarah, Sadie and VIII
liam Miller.
Piano and violin selection-Mina
and Harry Warren.
Piano solo-Virginia Roman.
Piano solo-Ina Stevenson.
Vocal and instrumental selections
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray. Mr.. Macintosh,
Mrs. Spencer.
Song-Edward Bergen, Jr., &C