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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
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Il Justice Of the Peace
Istsnsni, !. g sh.s Great Light on
s''' important Subject

..rtain western town there
d one time a justice Of the
+" .So had been born in the
' ss.a Il isle, and whose blunders
l ',ioDsd many a smile to the bet
a a1SDsted members of the COM
unity ,hnoono had been
~ I from his court to another
;' a's to attend as witness in a
'' there John Smith was the
|s'.titI. and Henry Johnson ct al.
L. the defendants.
Patrick Clancy, the desired wit
Is appeared in court before the
Fl n commenced, and during an IN
IrnnI preliminary conversation ne
sEsd, bluntly:
q sIudge, who in the world is 'et
~
! Well, we'll, Patrick" exclaimed
, honor, in evident amazement. i
- cav that | am a bit surprised
t an American citizen and a man
ordinary intelligence should not
,w the meaning Of ct al. But
the benefit Of the witness
! any other gentlemen present
! might be as ignorant as Patrick
ncy, / will explain. 1t is derived
n two Latin words and means, in
literal and American sense, at |
at alIw-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
WINTERS PLEASURE ASSURED

Husband-Do you think those
new people will make good neigh
bors?
Mrs. Tawkins-Oh, delightful |
Why, l can see already that they're
going to do enough scandalous
things to keep us in gossip all win.
ter.-Boston Transcript.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
THE LAST STAND.

Newspaper Proprietor engaging
editorial writer)-I suppose you
can write English.
Editorial Writer-When absolute
ly necessary.-Life.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
U costs 4 OH WIOr e
to rot buildings than it
does to let paint save them

They contain the finest materials.
Our white lead, for instance, is PI0-
NEER WHITE LEAD. 1t is super
purified and ground SO fine that il
VIII pass through silk screen with
10000 meshes to the square inch.
So with the other materials-pure
linseed oil, pure zinc and pure colors
all of the finest quality, combined
in Fuller's Paint in scientifically exact
proportions with longtime skill.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04

this dangerous disease, keep your
bowels regular For this purpose
Chamberlain s Tablets are excel
lent, easy to take and mild and
gentle in effect.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
Free Advice
ON Painting -

AK our agent for advice,
color cards. etc.
AJAX the Fuller Speci6ca.
tion Department about the
most desirable color schemes,
color harmony and any other
detsilss
Makers of Rubber Cement
Floor Paint, All-Purpose
Varnishes, Silkenwhito
Enamel, Fifteen-for- Floors
Varnish, Washable Wall Fini
Barn and Roof Paint. Porch
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04
Evils of Constipation.

Perhaps the most serious of the
diseases caused by constipation is
appendicitis. If you would avoid
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-05-04

Varnish, Washable Wall Finish, Auto EnxmeIs
Barn and Roof Paint. Porch and Step PaiAs.
md PIONEER WHITE LEAD.
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woNpEaLAno.

Sweet EYES BY sorrow stu unwst.
To you the world Il radiant yet,
4 pAlAcs hall Of splendid truth
Louchsd BY the golden blaze OF youth,
where hopes and Joys are aver rife
Amid the mystery OF life:
And seeking all to understand.
The world to you II Wonderland.
l turn and watch the unshed tears
The furrowed track OF ended years;
l Sc the eager hopes that wane,
The Joys that die In deaIhless pain
The coward Faith that faIsehoods shake
The souls that faint. the hearts thai
break,
The Truth by livid lips bemoaned
The Right denied. the wrong entnr,
And. striving still to understand.
The world to me II Wonderland
little time. then by and by
The puzzled thought itself shall de,
When, like the thTSb OF distant drums,
Tho call inevitable comes
To blurrinE brain and weary limb
And when the aching eyes grow dim,
And fast tho gathering shadows creep
70 luli the drowsy sense asleep.
We two shall siumbsr hand In hand
To wake. perhaps, In Wonderland.
Harry Thurston Peck
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Married in oreron.

Otto Chambers left Sunday for
Baker City, Ore. where his financee,
Miss Edith Heller. is visiting. and Is
expected home today or tomorrow
with his bride. Where or by whom
they were married is not known. To
an Index reporters inquiry. o. U.
Chambers. a brother. stated that he
had received no adviees. However,
he says the wedding took place either
Monday or Tuesday somewhere be-
tween Huntington and Portland. Ore.
Further than that he knows nothing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chambers will make
their home with Mr.. Chambers's mo-
Their until the improvements on their
bungalow in Riverside addition. pur-
chased a few months ago. are COM
pleted. Both bride and groom are
well known in Emmett. They are
both good fellows" and popular
and viii receive a shower Of congra-
tulations. The bride was teacher
In the Emmett schools for two years.
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Methodist Episcopal Church.
Elmer Grant Keith, Pastor.


The session of the Sunday School is
always interesting and of very great
Importance, and never more SO than
in these days when religious educa-
ton is being stressed, and is the
necessary movement in the education
of the youth of the land. 10 a. m.
each Sunday, with teachers and class
es for all. IL a. M, the pastor will
preach the second in the Sunday morn
ing series of sermons, on the general
theme, Gods Ideal for Humanity"
The special subject for the next Sun
day is "The Indwelling Christ" Other
themes will follow as "The Dimen-
sions of Divine Love" and Knowing
the Unknowable." The Junior League
will meet at $50 and the Epworth
League at p. m. At p. m. the un-
ion service in this church, the Rev. a
c. Lathrop of the Baptist church
preaching the sermon. Special music
and a delightful and helpful meeting.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
Til. FroO Ha. nomino In.tl


This Is the tale OF frog which
beat Its master home on journey
travelling from Brooklyn to Hollywood
N. 7. A man who studied science
and natural history, learned that frogs
are supposed to have the homing In
stinct. To prove 1t he bred a tad
pole into 4 full-grown builfrog right
In his own goldfish bowl, tied string
to Its leg, attached piece Of paper
with his name and address, took 1t
down to the river and babe 1t fare
well. The man went to the movies
and out for dinner. When ne re-
turned, he says. the frog was croaking
on the front doorstep. Whether II
Travelled by subway, elevated or sur
face car. or whether the long journey
was made by leaps and hops, remains
a mystery. Anyway. its owner says
he knows now that frogs have devel-
oped love of home.
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NoA' NorED HOSPITAL

e.
r, E. holland of Montous. Who ha'
been i'll since an attack Of the II,
last winter, is at the famous hospita
Of the Mayo Brothers of Rochester
Mimi, for diagnosis and treatment
The following letter from MIRA. No
land, who accompanied her husband,
will be Of interest to their many
friends in Gem county:
Dear Index-We arrived at this
place the evening Of the 9Th and
found thousands Of people here seek
ing help for ali the ailments man is
heir to. Mr.. holland registered At
the clinic the evening Of our arrival
and was very fortunate in getting in
so early, AS many have to wait SOW
ersl days before being able To regis
ter. He began Saturday to take the
examinations and has taken from one
to three each day, except Sunday. It
is hard to tel! when he will BIZ through
Some have taken examinations for
three weeks before being sent to the |
hospital. II reminds one Of the peo-
pie in olden times waiting ut the pool
Bethesda for their turn to come.
There are so many here they come by
,umbers. The fee though IL not com
pared with that Of Bible times.
This is city Of some II 1000 inhab-
tsnts and very busy place. Innu-
nerable ears are used and the street
mr. is an automobile, only very large
nd built like street car. The auto
peed limit is for the pedestrain-just
asst enough to dodge and slow enough
D hold back when n car passes at 80
r 40 miles ar hour. They are using
good many horses here also on
treet work. Among all the faces we
ave seen Jiggs and the Gump family /
re the only ones familiar to US. :
The weather is fair now. but has
zen rather cloudy, with rain and
under and lightning. 1t is some 9
hat cooler than our home climate. t
e miss our weekly Home Guide. c
MRS. r. E. holland
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Gem County Warrant Call

Will pay upon presentation at m,
office, registered warrants in Schoo
District funds, as follows, to-wit:
General Fund, School District No
2, up to and including No. 21i.
General Fund, School District No
4, up to and including No. 42O.
General Fund, School District No
., up to and including No. sos.
General Fund, School District No
., up to and including No. COS.
General Fund, School District No
Z, up to and including No. 724.
General Fund, School District No
8, up TO and including No. Sl2.
General Fund, School District No
10, up to and including No. 1913.
General Fund, School District No
IL, zip to and including No. 1927.
General Fund, School District No.
Ia, up to and including No. 1925.
General Fund, School District No
10, up to and including No. 1919.
General Fund, School District No
l6, up to and including No. 1901.
General Fund, School District No
IL, up to and including No. I'LL.
General Fund, School District No.
IS, up to and including No. 1888.
General Fund. School District No.
70, up TO and including No. POLL.
General Fund, School District M
Fl, up to and including No. 212O.
General Fund, School District No.
20, up to and including No. 1912.
General Fund, School District No.
AZ, up to and including No. 471O.
All of the series Of 1922.
Interest ceases ten (10) days after
July 20, 1922, the date Of call.
8. o. ZACHMAN.
County Treasurer.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20

Recent developments In the primary
campaign in Texas, where six candi-
dates are striving for the senatorial
toga held for twenty-four years by
Senator Culberson, have transformed
the contest into what Texans name a
"hoss race"-which means anybody's
hangs the fate Of the Ku Klux Khan
in Texas, for that has become the is
sue. For that reason official Wash
ington is perking its ears over the
outcome. Senator Culberson has de-
manded the destruction Of the Khan.
Robert Lee Henry, former represen-
tative, has announced himself as a
Klansman in good standing. Present
indications are that Senator Culber-
son will face Farmer Jim" Ferguson
who was impeached while governor,
n the August primary 'run-off."
Despite the almost solid support of
he khan, observers believe Mr.. Henry
will repeat his performance Of 1916.
after that campaign Texas para
,rapher remarked: bob Henry
bought he heard the people Of Texas
all on him to come forth, but, by
oily, he came fifth"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20

cea, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria,
Joan Of Arc, Empress Eugene, Mary
Washington, Maria Mitchell, George
Eliot, Harriet Beecher Stowe, George
Sand, Elizabeth Barrett Browning,
Nine. de Stael, Susan B. Anthony,
Frances Willard, Florencs Nightin-
gale, Evangeline Booth, Jenny Lind,
Rosa Bonheur, Angelica Kaufman,
Cecile Chaminade. These names
total but twenty-five. Mrs. Mann also
mentioned Nine. Curie, French scien-
fist; Sarah Bernhard and Jane
Adams, but by the terms Of the con-
test these cannot be considered, as
they are those OF living women.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
EMMETT NEWS

Mr.. and Mrs. f. X. Hayes left
early yesterday morning for their
mining property at Warrens, where
they will remain until fall. They are
making the trip in their new Frank
lin car. Clayt Knox's truck, with
Roy Knox as driver and Carroll Da-
Wis ass assistant, transported their
camp equipment, including a rocking
chair for Ed. Mr.. and Mrs. Hayes
expect to remain through next win
ter.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
SEES WOMEN RULE WORLD
French Professor Makes Prophecy
That May or May Not Cause Fssl-
inos Of Alarm.

Old maids are going to rule the worlt
within another generation. and wher
that happens all sensible men, looking
for happy existences, will try to het
this earth and try out the planet Mars
This Is the opinion Of Professor Cir.
Quilt, probably the best-known French
authority In political economy, who
addresses his beliefs to the University
OF Poitiers
women are going to assume lead
ership, particularly In Europe, for the
next hundred years" Professor Circuit
says. This does not mean that civ
ilization is becoming effeminate, nor
does 1t result simply from the fact that
women will be numerically stronger
But there are too many women for the
marriageable males and hundreds of
thousands Of them are being compelled
to make ill-assOrted marriages In
which the man, In nearly every case,
Is the weaker partner.
I'm that way women are gaining the
ascendency and It Is a certainty that
any society ruled by women will lack
Intellectual courage, logic and inltia-
tive. Women married to men who are
their interiors will become embittered
with life. Their experience will dis
courage other women who are think
Ing Of marriage. Presently we will
ind whole body Of women, with a
arge and active majority Of unmar-
led women controlling thInps and |
men will have a very unhappy time"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
Fires Seven Shot, At once.

A Belgian Eunsmlth has manufac
tured a irearm In which seven bar
rels are contained In one. the compos-
lee tube with its cluster Of parallel
bores being about the size Of a heavy.
gauge shotgun barrel. Seven .22-cali-
Der rifle cartridges are inserted In the
breech openings. and fired simultane-
ously by single firing pin and ham,
mer. The shell ejector Is a removable
disk with seven holes, which swings
back when the lock is opened.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
Cat IA, Adop..d puppx.

1t Is rare occurrence for a cat to
adopt 4 puppy, and tend and nurse 1t
as kitten. but such Is the case II
q farm In Ontario. An old cat moth.
cred a puppy which was taken from
its mother at three or four weeks old,
nursing and taking as much care Of
n n she did Of her own kitten. On
the same farm Q young rooster moth
cred three chicks. ciucking to them
- m old hen.
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Card of Thanks.

We wish to extend to the neigh
bors, friends, and especially the Odd
Fellows, our thanks for their help and
sympathy during the sickness of our
husband, brother, and father; also for
the beautiful floral offerings.--Mrs.
W. j. Easton, Mrs. N. J. Ludi, Earl
James Easton.
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Prefer privacy.

"Is there anything else can do for
you. STRIP asked the sollcltous waiter
who WAS lowering around corpulent
old gentleman. "Yes," said the cor
pulent old gentleman. you can take
your eyes on me for about 20 min
utes, never could stand to be
watched when I'm eating spaghetti"
Houston Post.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20

The latest entry in the contest con-
Quoted by the Woman's Universal Al
lance to determine the twenty-five
greatest feminine ladies in tbs worlds
history is Mrs. James R. Mann. wife
of Representative Mann, Of Illinois,
veteran Republican leader in the
House. Her list includes a goodly
share Of American women. Her sell
ections follow: Mary, the mother of
Jesus; Hypatia Of Alexandria, Boadi-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
Ministerial Dignity sacrifcsd.

Ministerial Dignity Sacrificed
The heat melted ministerial dignity
when more than 100 clergymen, In at
tendance at midsummer conference
at the Union Theological seminary, in
New York, discarded their coats and
discussed problems In their shirt
sleeves. Rev. DR.. Henry Sloane Cof-
fin, Of the Madison Avenue Presby-
terrain church, started 1t by saying
III 80 per cent Of you fellows will
take on your coats, I'll take mine Off,
too The response was 100 per cent.
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Notice

The next regular teachers exam
nation in Gem County, Idaho, for all
grades Of certificates, including both
state and county certificates, will be
held at the Court House in Emmett.
July 81, %, and 20, 1922.
The examination will open at 1880
A. M. on each Of said days.
ELLA E. REED,
County Superintendent
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
VIA, D.... A... Den. for Lle.r,y.

Whet USSNs HANe Oono for Liberty.
Think what books have done for
libertyi In old days Of the struggle
Tor freedom many grand speech
might die away within the walls where
II WAS uttered: now by the aid OF the
printing press, reverberated through
oil the nations. It may go thrilling and
thrilling through the world, and come
rolling back TO the speaker In millions
OF echoes: The spoken word may
reach two or three thousand; the
printed page may be read by three
hundred million OF men and women
Dean Fnrrar
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Repairing Dam.

New splash boards are being put
on The Canyon canal dam and other
necessary repairs are being made.
The water in the river is now at a
low stage and the work is being
easily done.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Judge District Court

; Inc Undersigned hereby announces
n ms ec;ahdidacy, at the coming primary
ep,ection, for the nomination on the
nepuoiican ticket as one of the
Judges Tor the Seventh Judicial Dis
oriet OF Idaho, and respectfully re-
quests the favorable consideration of
sne republican electors of this district
for that nomination.
Lot L. Feltham, Weiser, Idaho.
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Warrant Can.

viii pay upon presentation at my
office at the Bank Of Emmett, EN-
NETT, Idaho, all warrants Of the In
dependent School District No. 8, EN-
NETT, Idaho, up to and including No.
96O9, Saturday, July %, 1922. Inter
est ceases after this date.
c. L. GAMAGE, Treas.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
M5agEER

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Cammerer EN-
tertained in most delightful manner
Monday evening. The evening was
for cards. with two tables placed for
their pleasure. Dainty refreshments
were served informally by the hostess
A farewell party for one Of the
members Of the younger boys and
maids crowd tonight. and the little
group who have enjoyed such happy
times throughout the year will be
broken. The first to 20 Is Marion
Horton. who leaves for Portland soon
The young people have eomplsted ar
ranKsments for . delightful little
farewell ,hi. evening. beginning with
= theatre party.
Among the midsummer social
gatherings was the charming card
party given by the Ladies' Of the
Eastern Star Club Wednesday even
ing. The card party Is one Of several
mid-season events given by the club
ladies, which have been arranged to
bring together socially and for the
benefit Of club financial affairs. The
event was held at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Lou obermeyer and was = most
pleasant one. Throughout the living
rooms and porch flowers wcrc placed
in eolorful array, making space for
II tables Of cards and leaving many ,
cool places free for guests to visit t
and enjoy the music. Mr.. and Mrs.
Crcswcli won the two prizes. Mrs. !
Titus, Mrs. Z. E. Dean. Mrs. Bre~a,
Mrs. RigRs, and Mrs. Colvin assisted $
IN the serving Of the refreshing re- 9
freshments. a
The Dramatic club met Tuesday I,
evening At the home Of Mrs. A. J. Il
Coivin. whore they enjoyed an inter d.
sstins evening study on modern Eng g
ish phrasing, Twelve members were
present Cool and dainty refresh q,
ments were served quite informally 80
ate in the evening. II
n
Mrs. c. c. Atkins was given jolly OF
ittlo surprise party Wednesday even IN
ng by few Of her friends. The af- m
air WAS given 70 help celebrate her All
birthday, and in token Of the day = on
AXE plate and birthday cake were ~
PRESENTED her. Refreshments were
eryed during the evening hours. ~
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zen county Warrant Call in Drain
age District No. | of Canvas, Ccnufv

! Will pay upon presentation at my
oiIlce Drainage District No. 1 of
canyon County registered warrants
up 70 and including No. 1876.
All the above called warrants will
cease to draw interest thirty (8O)
Gays after July IS, 1922, the date Of
S. o. ZACHMAN,
Gem County Treasurer
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stockholders Must Be Natives.
Stockholders Ia private banks n
sweden must be natives of Sweden.
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A soIllooux.

As long as there are tomorrows l,xv
men viii have excuses for feeling
weary today.
The Press., 1922-09-07
Best Opportunity to Study Music

methods Regular
  harmony paid culture and advance pupils Enrolment 1922 Write call PROF for regarding the instructions
The Press., 1922-09-07

Twobase hits, Converse, Farrel, John stOn; stolen bases, Pallanck, Dean, Ferris, 2, Donovan, Corliss; sacrifice hit, Lougheed; base on balls, off John stOn 4, King 1 struck out by Johnston g, King 3; left on bases, All Stafford ', Romanics 6; wild pitches, John stone 3, King 3; passed balls, Nc Quaide 2; Umpire, Fraiser, time 2 hours.
 MonsOn defeated All Stafford in Monson for the second time in three games, 2 to o. Potter, who started for Stafford was found four times and with a, pass allowed two runs. He was taken out in the third inning. Cleary, who followed him did not al low hit. Steinhilber of Monson, pitched good game, allowing two hits and striking out five men. Both pitchers were given good support. The hitting of Kane, HarwOOd and Farrel featured. Johnnie Sullivan, Stafford second baseman hurt his an kle and had to be taken out. The CoOra.
The Press., 1922-09-07
HOME NEWS.
LOcAL M0TTOma.

Matter under this head 12 cents line.
 HI. M Swartfiguer, optometrist, will be at Ronalter's jewelry store Tuesday, September 12, from 2 to p D. m.
 Watch our Windows for bargains in Fruit and Vegetables. Quality Confectionery Go. 21tf
 We thank all our friends and neighbors for their kindness and help to us, in our recent bereavement.
 Mrs. Francisco Martorelli and Family.
The Press., 1922-09-07
Baseball Notes

The series now stand 2 to in favor i of MOnson. Marshman made a great running catch in Sundays game.
 A large crowd of rOOters accompa- nied the team to Monson Saturday.
 Rain stopped the game between MOnsOn and Stafford again Labor day.
 Farrel is playing a great game at short and is also hitting the ball for 300. Tonon showed up well in Sundays game and will be a strong addition to the team.
 Converse is leading the team in the batting average with grand summa- ry of .609.
 Kid" Wise is playing his same great game at first and is showing no signs of weakening. He scoops up wild throws in any position and he is also doing great work with the stick.
 The batting and fielding averages of the All Staffords to date follows:
The Press., 1922-09-07
WELLINGTON

H M. Swartfiguer, optometrist will be at Ronalter's jewelry store Tuesday, September 12, from 2 to 6 p p. m.
 Watch our Windows for bargains in Fruit and Vegetables. Quality Confectionery Go. 21tf
The Press., 1922-09-07

Stolen bases, Mcdonald, Dresser, Me Quaide, Gilman; two-base hit, liar wood; three-base hit, Kane; base on balls, off Steinhilber 8, Potter 1. Cleary 5; struck out, by Steinhilber 5, Potter l, Cleary 5; left on bases, Monson 6, All Stafford 5; hit by pitcher, by Stelnhilber (Cleary); double plays, Ste1nhilber to Dresser to Lynch, Ores ser to McQuaide to Lynch; wild pitch, Cleary; Umpire, Fraiser.