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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
Bow. the Gas Mask, p. o. @.

''Onions are fine nerve tonic, "
says a medical sharp.
But they are h-(deleted by censor),
we mean horrible, on the breath. And
whats more the poor fish who eats
onions doesn't need a nerve tonic,
he already has too much nerve.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
She's Not the Only One
WOMAN VS."

"THE WOMAN PAYS
"A visit to the store-oh yes
But hubby pays,
You bet, the bill for that new dress.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
The Way Of the World

Have you ever noticed how people
always are kicking about not get
ting theirs and yet how the boob
who gets his" will kick like a
steer?
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
Il II Fits

No girl has much use for dust
cloth but it is different with a pow
der rag.
The light of love in a woman's eye
will intoxicate a man. Later the
fire in those same eyes will sober
him.
The trouble with this evolution is
it has not evoluted enough to get
Ill the monkey shines out of the
human race.
The reason why some kids turn
out badly is because all they can
ever remember of their mothers tell
ing them was Don't do that" And
all they ever got from their fathers
were lickings.
The trouble with a good many
people in this old world of joys
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

Watt Matters. of Charleston, prob
ably will tell you nothing does.
May B. Daring, a Chicago girl, will
not be different from the rest OF
the girls if she is.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

Some Europeans poor. And have lee
tured in America Nashville Tennesseean.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

Every time something goes wrong in Genoa the
men who trying to upset the Government in Eng
land take heart.-(Detroit Free Press;
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
Ho! Hum!

A news item states an inventor has
patented a safety catch that will hold
the sash in any position. But you
ire wrong, this is not a new kind
of safety pin for the ladies, but a
catch for the window sash.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
Observations of Oldest Inhabitant

kin remember when children
thought the doctor found the babies
in cabbage patch.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
No Joke

"Pa. does a social position pay a
good salary?" asked Clarence.
mo, son, it takes a good salary to
hold a social position" replied his
dad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

Educators are looking for Shakespeare. The
are likely to continue looking Chicago News)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

Straphanger's Hymn or Hate
A boob who needs
A coat of tar,
Is he who'll pass
A standing car.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

They Surely Do
And this you'll find"
Declared Old Hops,
"Your troubles start
When your car stops
Sam Hill
The man who drives
Just like a jay.
Will troubles meet
More than half way.
Canton (Ohio) News.
The trouble Is
That car of mine
Is trouble, trouble,
All the time.
Hastings Tribune.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24

When It's Punctured It's Total Loss
An inflated tire may get you some
where, but an inflated head never
win.-Sam Hill. The person with an
inflated head runs the risk of going
back home on the rdm some time
Canton (Ohio) News.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-05-24
Daily Sentence Sermon
News of the Names Club

OdFIy otNteTOc OCT '''0''
Late hours mean an early finish.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
PRINT PAPER ADVANCES.

The newspapers are again feel
ing the hardships of another ad-
vance in news print-the kind of
paper you now have in your hand
and the kind. all newspapers are
printed on. Someone said to us
the other day: why don't you
reduce the price of the paper, pa
per bags are down." News prin t
is one thing and paper bags are
another.
News is used by newspapers all
over the world every day. This
grade of paper advanced August
1. Another is to come September
first. A paper house salesman
was in Golden City last week and
told us that all the mills had with
drawn their quotations, the price
being named only for immediate
shipment. There is no one who
would rather see newspaper sub
scriptions reduced more than the
owners themselves, but it cannot
be done.
Following is an item from last
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
BLUE STAR
Mrs. Myrtle Coiner

Miss Fern Heston of Pittsburg,
Kans., spent last week with her
aunt, Mrs. ED. Owen and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Meyer were La
mar visitors one day last week.
r. G.. Baucom and family of
Carthage visited Sunday andMon-
day at the Coiner home. F. w.
Heston and family, George Heston
and family, Ed Cunningham and
Mrs. Alice Maletts, all of Pitts
burg, spent Sunday there also.
School began Monday with Miss
Beulah Stansberry as teacher and
an enrolment of 35 pupils. This
is Miss StansbeTy's first year and
we wish her success.
Heber Meyer and his father and
Roy Owen were Lamar visitors
Friday.
Fred Rex and family and Ber-
nice Stansberry called on Miss
Beulah Stansberry Monday even
ing.
Hugh Stockdale returned last
week from Kansas City where he's
been visiting relatives. Mr.. Stock
dale and family stopped in Butler
to visit and will return in a few
days.
Weather very hot, dust very
plentiful, work very rushing, so no
time for visiting, therefore news is
very scarce this week.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
week,s Pnhlisher's Review:

weeks Publishers Review:
"Well, the raise in price of print
paper came as expected. All over
the country the advance was about
fifty cents per hundred on sheets.
The present news is that this raise
will stick for a time and that
more advances may be expected.
Cheering news. However, if the
coal strike continues and coal pro-
duction is curtailed, you may ex-
pect further advances in news
print prices. 1t is said that it
takes a pound of coal to make a
pound of paper-power, steam for
boiling and other heat require
ments."
This is what they tell the pub
fishers to do, if they don't like it:
it takes a pound of coal to
make a pound of paper, and you
don't like the raise in prices of
of print, you might go out in the
back yard and mine some coal and
make your own paper. No other
solution of the difficulty seems any
more reasonable ow."-Golden
City Herald.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
LEBANON AND BORDER
LINE.
Miss Althea Armstrong

The Misses Morlan, daughters
Fired Morlan and wife of Kan
sas City, who have been spend
ing their vacation with W.S. Lane
and family, returned to Kansas
City Sunday. They are nieces of
Mrs. Lane and enjoyed their visit
fully at this pleasant and hospit-
able.
]. w. Spaid, jr., and Charles
Lilly, jr. of Jasper spent a few days
last week at the Armstrong home.
Miss BeuIah Stansberry began
her duties as teacher of the Blue
Star School Monday. Miss Beu-
lah will board with Mrs. Myrtle
Coiner.
Miss Bernice Stansberry is
spending a few days with Miss
Dorothy Rex.
George Waltz and son Harrison
went to Kirksville last week to
counsel with physicians at the hos
pital there in regard to the condi-
| tion of Mr.. Waltz's health. Many
| friends hope that TO serious COM
plicatlon may rise.
Robert Stansberry and family
visited at Jack Stansberry's Sun
day.
j. w. Spaid, jr., and Charles
| Lilly, ir ., spent Friday with Theo-
dore Lane
Lester Clemons and son called
on the Armstrong brothers Mon
day evening.
Miss Rene Halle spent several
days last week with Mrs. Harrison
Waltz. Miss Ruth Winter was
a guest there Sunday also.
Mrs. Jesse Miller spent Sunday
afternoon with Mrs. Fred Winter
Fred Winter and family spent
Wednesday evening at the Everett
Southern home.
Miss Althea Armstrong has been
suffering intense pain several days
caused from an liberated tooth.
Mrs. Emma Huber and daugh.
ter Miss Ruth Winter spent Tues.
day afternoon with Mrs. FREQ
Winter.
Miss Hattie Hyder began her
third term of school at the Farm
ers Union School Monday morn
ing. Miss Hyder is a very sue
cussful teacher.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
DEWEY
Mrs. May Matthews

Rev. Clendening will preach at
Salem next Sunday.
Dewey school commenced Mon
day with fifteen pupils.
Herbert Stith is sick with ma
laria.
Some Of our young folks go to
Jasper High this year, MissGladys
Rusk and Miss Aretha Flowers as
seniors, Miss Helen Gaddis as a
junior and Eugene Rice as soph-
omore.
Mrs. Vernon Matthews and
children returned to Carthage Fri
day after a three weeks visit at
D. Matthews ~
Mrs. Felske has resigned as
member of the Dewey school
board and also as district clerk
Mr.. Felske will have a sale and
move away soon. ~
Elmer Owens and family went
to Pittsburg, Kans., Sunday to
visi It his mother.
Howard Gaddis and wife enter
tanned Sunday Harve Griffin and
wife of Jasper, Mr.. and Mrs. Cook
of Barton County, John Gaddis,
Charles Bradshaw and Ed DAVIS
and their families.
S. Nc Reynolds spent Sunday
Of Mr. T1ndoru,o0d'c
Miss Lena Rice's new Wing
piano has arrived.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
HOME COMING AT BETHEL.


The home coming event at old
Bethel, six miles northwest of JAS
per last Sunday was one long to
be remembered by a good many
people. For a week the commu-
nifty and friends had been prepar-
ing for an old fashioned basket
dinner. They began gathering
from all directions for the Sunday
School hour and by noon there
were nearly loo present. Dinner
was a little delayed because of the
late arrival of Bro. Sapp, with a
carload from Jasper, who was de-
layed because of tire trouble. The
table was spread under the shade
OF the lawn trees in the church
yard.
After the dinner was over the
crowd assembled in the church
After the singing by the commti-
nifty choir of several beautiful
songs, Rev. E. H. Sapp, pastor
of the M. E. Church in Jasper,
was introduced. Mr.. Sapp spoke
of the pleasures of the home COM
ing, especially by those who had
been for many years absent.
Following Mr.. Sapp's address
short "reminiscences were given by
A. M. Berry of Lamar, superin-
tendent Of Sunday Schools OF Bar
ton County, John Arner of Rialto,
CAL, who had been absent 18
years, George Morgan and Charles
Perry of Oakton. All the ad-
dresses were appreciated by those
present. This home coming oc-
casion meant a great deal to many,
someo of whom helped to haul the
material and assisted in the erec-
ton of old Bethel Church, 40
years ago. Many were the rec
elections of the past years. Some
were converted at the revival
meetings. Some held the old
church in reverence because at her
altar they had taken the solemn
vows in matrlmony. There has
been no regular pastor at this
church for several years but steps
are being taken for a regular pas.
tor with regular services at olC
Bethel in the near future.
Among those from a distance
attending were John Arner and
wife, Rialto, Cal, c.. Arner and
wife of Lane, Kans., Mr.. and Mrs
Free of Alba, Geo. Seal and wife
Opolis, Kans., Mr.. o. C. Blacker
and wife, Pittsburg, Jim Lang and
wife, Pittsburg, A. M. Berry and
wife, Lamar, Harry Berry anc
wife, Lamar, Miss Emma Cline
Excelsior Springs, Charley Perry
and wife, Oakton and many old
friends OF Jasper and vicinity.
All adjourned at 5 p. m. feeling
we had been blessed in the home
coming at Bethel.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
NJ. E. CHURCH NOTES.

There were 108 at Sunday School
with $20.88 collection.
The Sunday School board will
meet this week to elect officers for
the coming year.
The w. H. M. S. will meet
with Mrs. Wheat, Tuesday, Sep
tember IL, at 2:30p. m.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
CARD OF THANKS.

We wish to thank our many friends
and neighbors for kindly help and SYM
pathy during the sickness and death of
onr beloved husband and father, also for
the beautiful floral Offerings.
Mrs. M. L. Melugin and children.
The Jasper news., 1922-09-07
TIMELY ADVICE.

Oh merchant, in thy hour of eee,
If on this paper you should ccc,
Take this advice and be you wy,
Go straightway out and advertiii;
Be wise at once, prolong your daaa;
A silent business soon d-kkk.
The Rotarian.
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
JAMES E. SMITH QUITS
AS SWAMI TERM ENDS
Three Men LeaDe District At.
torneys Office.

James Il. Smith and Frederick ] Sui
livan. Assistant District Attorneys, and
William O'Shaughnessy, Deputy Assist
ant District Attorney, have resigned.
Mr. Smith. who has been in the District
Attorneys office since Charles S. Whit
mans first term, handed his resignation
to Mr.. Swami, whose term expired at
midnight last night.
Mr. Smiths activity against members
of the Police Department has been re-
sponsible for an investigation OF the
police by three different Grand Juries
Smith was indicted with Charles +,
Murphy and others by the EXtraor-
dinary Grand Jury, but the indictment
was dismissed.
Mr. Sullivan has been an Assistant
District Attorney for eleven years. He
was appointed by former Governor
whitman. Mr.. 'Shaughnessy, who has
held his post four years, says he re-
signed because OF changes impending In
the District Attorneys office. All three
will resume private practice.
Jacob Stiefel. Assistant District At
torney, assigned to jefferson Market
Court has been reappointed to serve
there by District Attorney Banton.
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
ENRIGHT SAYS EASY
BAIL SMELLS CRIME
Increased Banditry Laid to
Surety Firms Aiding
Notorious Crooks.

Police Commissioner Richard T.. En-
right in a published statement yesterday
declared that surety companies know
.ngly giving bail to criminals should be
put out of business. He said offenders
now out on bail should be tried before
those confined In jails.
1t is an easy matter for old time
crooks with long criminal records to
obtain bail, while inexperienced Offend
ers. unable to obtain bond. remain in
Jail and under the law must he tried
first. according to Mr.. Enright. lie de-
clared members of the Police Depart
ment are doing excellent work endeav-
oring to stamp out increasing banditry
in this city.
Records show more members of the
Police Department have been killed and
wounded in the line of duty than in
former years." said Mr.. Enright ''The
police of to-day are Drawer than ever
before. The ease with which criminals
obtain bail is the prime factor in the
growth Of outlavry in New York.
''In the old days a thief or burglar
was clever, for he gained admission.
grabbed his booty and disappeared with
out even waking the owner. He never
thought. except in extreme cases. OF
using a weapon. 1t is somewhat diff
ferent to-day, for the holdup man is
desperate and does not care the snap
Of his finger for life. He often pulls the
trigger even before the owner has had
a chance to show fight. / am free to
say the policemen of this city have had
to be braver than their predecessors
and 1 mean no disparaging comparison
when l say that. Our records show
more policemen killed this year by
crooks and more badly wounded than
in years past. They have accepted the
challenge In a way that deserves the
greatest public praise.
II believe one of the cures for crime is
speedy trials and no bail for confirmed
crooks. l also believe In stiff sentences,
such as Judge Dixie and Judge Fawcett
in Brooklyn hand out. They have been
of great assistance to us and we should
have similar treatment In every case"
Chief Inspector William J. Lahey in
discussing the bail bond evil said:
I'VE have one case here in which the
man had been arrested three times this
year and three times had his bail ready.
All three cases, and good cases too,
we're awaiting trial against him. Then,
n few weeks ago. we again caught him
at a holdup trick. When he was brought
to Police Headquarters we were some
what surprised. / asked him what he
was up to. trying another trick while he
was out on bail in three other cases.
His answer was he needed the money to
pay his bail bonds and his ,awyer."
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
Continued from First Page.

purchased the bond from a film actor
a friend of hers-who was broke and
who needed the 5000 she offered That's
how she came by Il. she said.
She shrugged her shoulders resignedly
when the Commissioner told her she was
on January II. but became more con-
cerned when Mr.. Hitchcock fixed bond
for the men at $500 each.
Cant you make their bonds smaller
she asked. TT is going to be hard get
ting so much money. and 1t is unfair
to keep them locked up. because they are
not guilty any moro than ! am"
The Commissioners heart failed TO be
touched. The detectives took Mrs.
Attell to Park row and hailed taxicab.
They shielded her from the photogra-
piers despite the fact she did not ap-
pear to have any aversion to having
her picture snapped. The two men-Gol1
and cohen---were hustled along in her
wake and placed in another taxicab.
They were not so well poised as the
woman. Although shackled they yanked
themselves half free of the police and
managed TO kick two photographers and
spit in the face OF an innocent by
stander.
Eventually the trio were safe in cells
in the Tombs.
Thirteen Of the bonds to disappear so
mysteriously on the night of July Is
were OF 100000 denomination. The rest
we're Liberty bonds Of various face
value. Some had been Cancelled in a
manner that made them worthless to
the thief-perforated with the letters
PAID. Others had been Cancelled
with rubber stamps, and It was on these
later bonds that the thieves. whoever they
were. worked. No evidence has been
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
CONDUCTOR IN II CRASH
IN CRITICAL CONDITION
Ninth Avenue Motornon Also
Still in Hospital.

Andrew Carrigan OF 242o Eighth ave-
nue., conductor on the Ninth avenue ele-
waited train that was crashed into at
Fortieth street Friday night, was report
cd In critical condition ut Bellevue
Hospital late last night. Three others
are in the hospital as result Of the
accident, including Anthony G. Abraitis
of ] 0 Maple avenue, Westchester, motor
man of the train which ran into the
other, whose condition prevented him
from being arraigned on a charge Of
homicide. The two other injured per-
sons in the hospital are Rupert Arling-
ton, U. S. ~. of Montgomery. Ala. and
Genero Cucurullo. 5t2 West Twenty
ninth street.
The body of the man who was killed
was identified at the Morgue yesterday
as that of Luigi Mozzola. IS. laborer.
of 537 West Twenty-ninth street. A
brother. Catolda Mozzola, made the iden-
tlfication.
A root, which vas found in tho debris,
is in the Morgue and has not been iden-
titled
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
FIRE DEPT. MOTOR
KILLS WOMAN OF 6S
Bronx Resident Struck as She
Steps From Curb-Three
Other Auto Victims.

Mrs. Emma Coleman, age 90. of 1857
Lyon avenue, The Bronx. was hit yester-
day afternoon at Westchester and Ter
ega avenues. The Bronx. by Fire De-
partment automobile containing Timothy
Crowley, Battalion Chief. and driven by
Fireman Thomas Hirdes, of 1889 Barker
avenue She had just stepped from the
curb. The fire automobile was not an
swering a call at the time. and stopped,
and Mrs. Coleman was taken to Ford
ham Hospital. She was dead on arriv-
Ing there. and was identified by her
daughter. Mrs. May Sheehy, also of the
Lyon avenue address.
The police decided that the accident
was unavoidable.
Joseph Schallesky of Lyndhurst. n. J..
was killed and three other men were in
jured seriously yesterday in the wreck
ing OF a taxicab and a coupe in front OF
the Blltmore Country club IN Purchase
street. Harrison. n. Y. The injured
were Frank Slsco Of Lyndhurst, An
thony Ingleeso Of Rye and Herald Winch
who has been a taxicab chauffeur In
Rye.
The taNicab. driven BY Winch. with
SchaileRky and Slsco I'm II, turned out
Of the Biitmore preserve into Purchase
street. when 4, was struck by the coupe
driven by william Reilly OF Rye. The
coupe overturned anda the taxicab was
smashed. Reilly escaped injury. Schal'
lesky had received most OF the force OF
the shock and died % fractured skull
slsco may die - his injuries. Reilly
and Winch were arrested and held ir
g. 500 bail each for hearing before JUS
tic, % the Peace Charles Il. Young.
While ROLLER skating IN Prospect Park
West. between sixth and Seventh ave-
rues Brooklyn Fred stern, 10. son OF
l.1uis stern u moat merchant ot 17e
Yrcspect pnfk west was run down and
kiItd hy en- automobile. Edward Ed
finEton. fhe driver. - to0 Twelfth street
rrookiyn toot the boy 90 Methodist
Episcopal hospital BIT ho vas dead
EdainEian Waa uot held
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street Firahcfh last night and Wa
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The New York herald., 1922-01-01
RUSTON APPOINTED
TO.SUCCEED LEWIS
Besides Kings District Attor-
ney Gov. Miller Fills Many
Judiciary Positions.

Special Dispatch to The New YORK HERALD.
ALBANY. Dec S1.-Gov. Miller to-
night appointed John T.. Ruston of
Brooklyn as District Attorney of Kings
county to succeed Harry T.. Lewis, re-
signed to become Supreme Court Justice.
Justice Frank 5. Cannon of West
Brighton. was named TO fill the vacancy
caused by the death of Supreme Court
Justice Aron i. Squiers of the Second
judicial district. Frederick r. Weeks OF
White Plains was chosen District At
torney of Westchester county to succeed
Lee Parsons Davis resigned. William F.
Bleak.ey of Yonkers becomes County
Judge of Westchester county. succeeding
Frank L. Young. who was elected to
the Supreme Court.
Judge William S. Andrews of SYRIA
cuse. just elected to the Court Of APP
peals will be succeeded on the Supreme
Court bench by Ernest I. Edgecomb.
The Governor redesignated Justice
Walter Lloyd Smith of Elmira to the
Appellate Division Of the First Depart
ment for a term of five years. upon the
recommendation of the presiding JUS
tice. John Proctor Clarke. He made
these designations Justice Walter II.
Jaycox of Patchogue. Justice David +.
Manning OF Brooklyn. Justice J. Addi-
son Young of New Rochelle and Justice
Charles III. Kelly of Brooklyn TO the
Appellate Division of the Second Depart
ment upon the recommendation Of Pre-
siding Justice Abel Il. BlaclSmar.
Justice Aaron V. $. Cochrane was
designated presiding justice of the
Third Judicial Department, succeeding
Justice John NJ. kellogg, whose term
expired. and Justice Charles G. Van
kirk of Greenwich was designated as an
associate Justice to succeed Justice
Cochrane.
Justice Charles r. Sears OF Buffalo
was designated an associate justice
OF the Fourth Judicial Department, sue
ceeding Justice John 5. Lambert, term
expired
The New York herald., 1922-01-01
BOND MESSENGER SHOT
BY COMPANIONS GUN

While carrying several thousand dol
lars In negotiable bonds in the corridor
of 32 Broadway shortly before noon yes
terday Ralph Remson of a MacDonough
street brushed against the wall and his
automatic pistol was knocked from the
holster. The pistol was discharged and
women screamed and there were cries
raised by onlookers of Hold up
The bullet wounded in the left arm
Edward Parker. IS. of 722 East Twelfth
street, who was assisting Remson In
carrying the securities. Patrolman Rich
ard McKenna of the Old Slip station
called an ambulance from Broad Street
Hospital. which took Parker home.
Remson, who had permit to carry the
pistol. made the remainder of his trip
with the securities alone.
Samuel Weinstein. a postal clerk. was
shot In the right side by the accidental
discharge of pistol in the hands OF
Peter Benitt. another clerk. in postal
substation Il. at 25s3 Atlantic avenue.
Brooklyn. He was taken to Bradford
Street Hospital.