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The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
TOOK His PART SERIOUSLY
Better Halt Of Lodge Member the SUI
ferer- Because Of Hubby's Share
in Entertainment

"Oh, my goodness alive" exclaimed
the mistress Of the mansion as she
greeted some newly arriving guests at
the front door. Here's this rug all
rolled up again! It's my husband who
does it! He gets in front of the mir
r0r here and dances.
Eyes, you see his lodge is putting
On 4 minstrel. show. There are six
Or eight end men, and Paul's one Of
them. I just paid s. to have my hard
wood floors polished, and Paul's worn
all the polish on practicing his dances.
Last night he had 4 man from Mis-
souri, who knew all about buck and
wing dancing come in and instruct
him for an hour. Several men called
him up ON business. But he wouldn't
let me interrupt him for any q Of
them. He had all his friends lined up
here observing his antics and making
suggestions.
Paul sings, Please Mama, Papa's
0ettin' Mad! Then after he sings that
he has to dance, and that's where the
trouble comes in. If he sings too loud
and vigorously 1t takes all his breath
and he can't dance.
Ordinary dancing Is hard enough
on him, because he Is six feet tall and
weighs 2O8i. But this is extraor-
binary dancing with a big handicap.
He e an alarm clock for a wrist
watch, and a locomotive headlight for
4 diamond pin. To dance around
with these things on after singing is
almost impossible.
~The friends who were here last eve
ming couldn't agree as to whether Paul
would be funnier laughing or looking
solemn during the stunt
"Of course you will be going to the
entertainment to see him." suggested
one of the guests.
"Oh, yes, I'm going to be there right
up in front, and if Paul sees me he'll
smile all right, because he'll remember
the damage he did to my floor in front
of the mirror"
well, I'm not going to be there
declared Paul's mother. "The cheap
est seats are so cents, and Pm sure the
show won't be worth SO cents to me.
I've been acquainted with some of
Paul's jokes for 81 years, more or
Iess."-Fan River Globe.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given in accord
ance with Section 300. Compiled
Statutes, that at the regular meeting
of the Board of County Commission
ers to be held January Sth, 1928, the
undersigned will make application 70
said board for such deputies and cler-
ical assistance as the needs of the
office require.
GRACE FAULCONER,
County Superintendent of Public
Instruction-elect.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
The Wild Gentleman.

II saw a wild nan in a Ndeshow
The gentleman was a most disreput-
able looking parsonage. If I.had had
with me either a bottle Of soothing
strip, a club, a book of etiquette. a
cake Of soap. or a tract, I believe l
should have given. o. taken, as the
case may have been, 1t OF them, to
him."-Kansas City Star.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
DUMB DAN

DUMB DAN
He's SO Stupid He Thinks:
That reptile is a tall silk hat.
That tam o'shanter is an Irish
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Thoughtful.

An old Irishman was struggling
along the highroad with a heavy
bundle, when a friend passed In a cart.
1t was a hot day, SC the friend,
thinking Pat would be glad Of a lift.
said: Jump up here, old man"
Pat was delighted and, after climb
ing up, rested his bundle carefully on
his knee.
put your bundle on the seat" said
his friend.
"Oh, no." Pat answered. "Since you
are SO good as to give me a ride, Oill
not be after asking you to carry me
bundle as WE'LL"
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Unanimous.

Times were hard for an old couple
in Europe S 70 they wrote to their sOn
in America: "If you don't help us
we will have to go to the %poorhouse."
Two weeks later they received a
cable collect: make reservations for
three. Tn joining you"
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Giving Him a Lesson.

Little George Tubb got a puppy for
his birthday present last week.
The puppy was just at that age when
everything looks good to chew.
Sometimes he bit harder than he
should.
One morning, several days after the
celebration Of Georges birthday, the
little dog came bowling from the
nursery.
"Toby bit my finger, and. as he can't
learn to stop biting. l bit his ear
Houston Post.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
One Ray OF JOY.

And what kind of a filling do you
want, my little MANI" asked q kindly
dentist of a small boy who had been
suffering a dozen martyrdoms in the
chair.
1t was the first cheerful word the
boy had heard for an hour.
"Gimme chocolate" he replied,
Frightening visibly.-American Legion
Weekly.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Iifar.chur.

s*****"It was a balmy day in sum
mer. Not a cloud marred the Max
parrish sky. while at the brook, trick
ling down the rugged hillside, a maid
en- fair was kneeling gazing, gazing
into the cool clear water. For many
minutes she stopped thus, signing,
thinking, and then, yielding to the in
evitable, she plunged into the water
and vigorously started washing her
neck. "+**+**
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Real Oidtimer,

One very seldom sees nowadays an
.eld-fashioned elevator known as the
~"clothesline lift" meaning that the
elevator is caused to ascend and de-
scend by means Of pulling a wire cable.
There is one such relic of former days.
however, that is still used by the
United States government. II is on
the elevator at the Lemon bu1f6iuS
IN WashingtOR.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22

Rebel.
That Null and Void" is a vaude-
vile team.
That Yuletide is part of the ocean.
That Atlantic City boardwalk is a
new dance step.
That Major cement is an army Oft
Ger.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Trade IT Out.

How about that five I loaned you
last MONTH You promised to pay 1t
IN a week"
Yes, but I've been away ! inst
got hachis Canada ,tedazs: ~ !.
zine. tai take q bottle instead."
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Easier Than Taking Truns.

Let's get the gang together and call
on Rlithersby." r
rs there a party tonight?'
9 mo, but we can all hear him tell
about his vacation trip, q masse, a.
<N veEs, and get It over .vith."-psr.
11nUhan AQ-DUsoA.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
The Combination.

Alfred is so very fat,
Aileen so very lean,
So, you see, between them both
They fill a Ford machine.
The Bingham County news. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1918-1930, 1922-12-22
Little Diplomat.

What are you doing, Nary"
Il is writing a letter to Lily Sniff"
But, darling, you don't know how
to write"
That's no difference, mamma.
Lily don't know how to read"
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Philharmonic Has First
Of Membership Concerts
Program Entitled "In Vienna
from I78I.I900" Was Sc
Iecfed by MIR. Stransky

The Philharmonic Society Of New
York held the first Of two membership
concerts at the Waldorf-Astoria last
Thursday, under the direction Of Josef
stransky. These concerts arc given 10
the supporters of the society who help
70 maintain It from year to year By
financial support over and above their
subseription 10 the regular PhilhHr-
monie concerts. The program, entitled
ain Vienna from 1Tsl-lsoo," was Sc
leeted by Mr.. stransky.
Among the directors who had boxes
were DR.. Nicholas Murray Butler
Messrs. Henry Z. Cooper, Arthur Cur
tiss James, Frederic A. Juilliard' Otto
H. Kahn, Alvin W. Kreeh, Thomas l..
Ieeming, Clarence H. Mackay. Charles
TrilIer, Frank L. Polk. Walter W. Price
Elihu Root, Charles II. sabin and Mel
son s. Spencer.
In addition 70 the directors the box
holders included Mr.. Edward Harkness'
Mr.. Adolph Lewisohn, Mr.. and Mrs
Charles Z. Mitchell, Mr.. and MIS-
Charles Guggenheimer, Mrs. W. A. Fay
lor. Mrs. Henry M. Alexander Mrs
Newbold Le Roy Edgar, Mrs. Robert
Bacon. Mrs. Arthur Sachs, Mr.. Felix
Warbnrg and Mr. Mortimer \. Buekner.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Parents Announce
the Engagement of
Miss l.. Y. Barber
Friends Informed of Be
trOthal to Mr.. Joseph
LarOcque Jr. at a Dinner
Given at Colony Club

THE engagement Of Miss Louise
Yandell Barber, daughter Of Mr.
and Mrs. Dom Barber, Of i25 East
Seventy-fourth Street. TO Mr.. Joseph
Larocque jr., son Of Mr. and Mrs.
Joseph Larocque, Of 264 Lexington
Avenue, was announced last night az
dinner given by Miss Barber's par
ents at the Colony Club for Miss
Barber and Mr.. Laroeque and their in
innate friends.
Miss Barber's mother was Miss Elsie
Yandell, daughter Of the late Mr.. Luns-
ford Pitts Yandell, Of Louisville, who
was a distinguished surgeon. Mr.. Bar
Der IS a well known architect Of this
city. Miss Barber, who is a younger
sister Of Miss Betty Barber, was grad
uated from Miss Chapin's school last
Juno and is a member Of the Junior
Lesgue.
Mr.. Larocque will graduate from
Harvard in February. His mother was
Miss Eleanor 7. Duer, daughter Of the
late Mr.. ]. g. X. Duer, and sister OF
Mrs. Alice Duer Miller. His father Is
a prominent lawyer, as was his grand
father, the late Mr.. Joseph Larocque.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Spence Alumnae Play
Chorus Members Named
Participants Have Been Sc
Iecied from the Debutantes
of This Season

Miss Kathryn knight Is head Of the
chorus Of this seasons debutantss who
viii appear in the Spence alumnae play,
10 be held At the Plaza January IL.
The members include the Misses Betty
Condor. Claire schenek, Dorothy Stew
art, Christine Sloane, Valerie Vernani'
Josephine Rcede, Rosemary Hollister
and Margaret Manson.
Mrs. william John Warbur.on Will
have a leading part in the production
others will include Miss Charlotte
DemOrest, Miss Kathleen Metealf, Mrs.
8. Theodore Hodgman jrp and Miss
Peggy Stout, who will sing "Just TX
actly Like Me-" a song composed By
Mrs. John l.. Tonelle. Others 20 take
leading parts are Mrs. b. Tappen Fair
child and Mrs. Elliot Z. Phillips.
One Of the principal dance numbers
will be headed by Miss Adele $. Kelley
ono OF this seasons debutantes, as
chairman. The dancers include the
Misses Polly Mccall, Elizabeth Cav
thra, Beatrice Beard, Mary Field,
Helen Rice, Constance Banks snd
Peggy Stout.
Miss Margaret MscMillin is chairman
Of the Crinoline Chorus, which includes
the Misses Frances McCoon, Adele
rhoronson. Susan Gibney, Thckla
Wieand. Betty Gilbert, Anne Phelps
and Nina Chatillon.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Aviators' Dance To BE
Made an Annual Event
Tickets and Tables Are Now Be-
ing Sold for Affair i'm AstOr
Ball Room Jan. 3

Members Of New York society are
endeavoring to make the aviatOrs' ball
an annual event Of the winter season.
The tickets and tables are being sold
az the ball committees headquarters.
8 West Fortieth street, and a record
attendance is expected at the coming
ball on January 8 in the Astor ball
room.
The girls Of The junior committee
have not spared themselves In arous-
ing widespread interest in the affair.
A feature OF interest exists in the
choice OF the floor committee, Of which
Mr. Kenneth P. Littauer is chairman.
This committee is made up Of ayiators
with war records. The committee In
eludcs Messrs. Alton A. Brady, Law
renee G. Brewer, Howard Burdiek,
Robert M. Burt, Edward Peek Cur
tiss, Paul H. Downing, Courtney b.
Groser. Frank Lucisn Hale, G. De
Freest Larner, Edmund Pendleton Liy-
ingston, Victor II. Lyman, j.. Moroen
Murphy, James Kendriek Noble, Will
liam G. Rector, Clark Robinson, Walter
8. Rogers, Lawrence Sperry, James
selwyn Stanley, W. r. s4oekwen'
George L. Usher, George A. Vaughan
IT,. Curtis Wheeler and George Bryant
Woods.
Dir. Howard Burdick is chairman OF
the army committee and Nr. II. Rogers
BENJAMIN Of the navy committee.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Mystery Is Watchword
OF The Gay Pretenders
Details for Junior League In
tertainmeni Are Rapidly
Nearing Completion

Plans for ~The Gay Pretenders' the the
Junior League entertainment TO DC
given At the waldorf-Astoria January
20 and 81 and February are progress.
ing rapidly. Among the various acts Of
the show will be mystery play Inc
novelties to be exposed in this part Of
the program are causing much COM
ment.
Mrs John Henry Hammond has been
added to the committee in an advisory
eapseity and Miss Louise Barber mas
been made chairman Of the debutan'es
in the play.
The complete cast will include
eighty league members who will com
pletely surround the three men IN the
entertainment. Mrs. Jack Meyerkort
in charge Of the program. announces
that Howard Chandler Chrisiy has DO
noted a special cover design for It,
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Mrs. L. ]. Mead to Hold
Luncheon for Daughter
Invitations Issued for Affair
Which Will Take Place
January 4

Mrs. Lawrence j. Mead, OF $50 Madi-
son Avenue and TarrytOwD, n. Y, has
issued invitations for q luncheon in
the Pail Mall Room at the Ritz Carlton
Hotel for Thursday, January 4, in
honor Of her debutants daughter, Miss
Frances ]. Mead, who is now a soph-
omore at Smith College.
Miss Mead is a member Of the junior
League and has won laurels In the
athletic world. Last summer she TOOK
part in the international track meet IN
Paris as q member Of the American
track team, having previously won sew
eral medals for the broad jump. She
is a granddaughter Of the late Theo-
dore H. Mead, Of this city, and great
granddaughter Of the late General Jonn
Ely and Of Lawrence Johnson, Of Phil
adeiphia. She was graduated from
Rosemary Hall in 1921.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
ST. Peiersburg's Yacht
Club Annex Opens Soon

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla., Dec. %. 4
Tho formal opening Of the new annex
to the st. Petersburg Yacht Club has
been announced FOR an early date and
will be one Of the important social
events Of the season. A program has
been arranged, including dancing =
card party and a-smoker.
Guests Of the Huntington Hotel afa
again enjoying tho informal Tuesday
night dances and the usual Sunday
night concerts given By the house or.
chestra.
Recent New York arrivals IN Sc,
Petersburg include sir. and Mr., sey-
mour Peets, Mrs. Daniel N. Lester,
Mrs. Elizabeth Colder, Mrs. catherins
Jack. Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Cold
berg, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Eta, Mr. an4
Mrs. G. W. Millard, Mr.. and Mrs..
Theophile Well, Mrs. Edith c. Little
and Mr. Thomas II. Schneider
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Will Give Butterfly" for
Benefit of Music School
Metropolitan Announces Opera
for Thursday ai Popular
Holiday Matinee

~Aladama Butterfly" will be the
popular holiday matinee opera to be
given at the Metropolitan on Thurs
dav afternoon for the benefit Of the
Greenwich House Music School. The
cast includes Nine. Easton, Gigli md
Scott.
This Is the eth annual entertain
ment given by the Greenwich House
Music School. The first was given Eve
years ago NJ the home Of Mrs. Rita
Lydig in Washington Square. Il was
brilliant social and artistic affair
and financial success. The following
year concert Of light character was
given al the home Of Mr. Adolph
Lewisohn.
The boxholders and patrons include
Mrs. oDonnell Iselin. Mr.. Thomas L.
chadbourne. DR.. John Finley, Mrs. Mar
sbal Field, Mr. Walter Gordon Mer-
ritt Mrs. A. Gordon Norrie, Mr. Her
bert Parsons, Mr. Bernard Pollsk, Mr..
vincent Pepe. Mrs. Herbert straus, hr.
and Mrs. r. A. Hutehins jr, Mrs
Charles I. Tiffany, Mrs. Harry Payne
whitney. Miss Joan whitridge, Mrs
Christian Holmes, Mrs. J. P. Chamber
lain. Mrs. Harold Swain. Mrs. II. L.
Cammann, Mrs. Rufus Cole. Mrs. II. s.
Carter. Mrs. Elisha P. Cronkite, Mrs
walter Lewisohn, General c. Dupont
Mr.. Otto Kahn. Miss Gertrude Free
man and Mrs. Chalmers Clifton.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Invitations Being Issued
For Camp Fire Girls Ball

Ers. Oliver Hartman, president Of
q Camp Fire Girls, Is Issuing invita-
IONS for q ball at the Hotel Plaza
iassday evening, January l6. Pro-
''sds Of the AFFAIR will be used In ex-
knding Camp Fire work.
hrs. Hartman is being assisted In
Haking arrangements By the follow
eg patroneEBesi Mrs. T. ]. Oakley
ssinelander, vice-president Of Camp
tf, Girls; Mrs. Samuel streit, Mrs
I n. Breitung, Mrs. R. T. Wilson, Mrs.
ssorgs D. r. Leith, Mrs. H. Edward
-anville and Mrs. Donald w. Brown.
'iskets may be secured from national
as'dQuarters Of Camp Fire Girls, 81
s.H Seventeenth Street, and at Hotel
ssss. Orders may also be placed with
Ss pstronssses or with Mrs. Hartman.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Plans Laid at Newport
To Celebrate Holidays
Parties and Entertainments
Will BE Enjoyed by Guests
at Homes
special DlsDatch to me Tribpas

Special Dispatch 10 The Tribnfc
NEWPORT, r. l., Dec. 28.-Mrs.
Paul Ftzsimons will give Christ
mas party at her Newport home, Hsr-
bourview, on Christmas Day, which
probably will De the largest Christmal
entertainment in Newport over the
holidays. Mr. William II. Vanderbilt
will give a large party on New Years
Eve at his Middletown home, Oak,"..--
Farm, and many guests arc expected
for this event. Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur
Curtiss James are 70 spend the NeR
Years holiday at their home, Beacon
Hill House, and are expected here carly
next week.
81. George School closed Thurs
day and with the exception Of a few
the students returned home for the
Christmas holidays. Mrs. T. Shaw Safe
has decided TO spend Christmas In
New York with her son, Dir. Kenneth
Shaw Safe, and Mr.. and Mrs. John
Aspegren also are TO remain in New
York over Christmas.
Mrs. Elisha Dyer arrived Saturday
at the Mumchinger-Ki to remain IN
Newport over the Christmas holidays.
Midshipman Woodward Phelps, son Of
Admiral and Mrs. Phelps, arrived from
Annapolis to be with his mother over
the week end. Captain and Mrs. j. NJ.
Reeves. L. S. ", are at the Mueneh-
inger-King over the holidays and were
ioined on Saturday by Mr.. j. N. Reeves
IT,. Of New York.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
ZZec Azua5Lz1;<zz :1c, sS'<S2T' a';':' '''''
Society Patrons Present
One-Act Play at Rye
Members of Fairfield and West
chester County Hounds
Make In the Cast

A one-aet play was staged at the
We,tehester-Biltmofe Country Club 81
RIVE. last Thursday night The eharae-
ters IN the play we're all prominent
membes. Of Fairfield and Westehester
County Hounds 49,
Among those present were' MAJOR
and Mrs. Gordon Grand, Ar. Charles
d. Lanier. Miss Becky Ianier' NJ and
Mrs. Robert Law ir- Miss Marie Leary'
Miss Catherine Maxwell, Mr. Louis W.
Merit. Miss goan Miehler' Mr. and Mrs
Eugene NJ Moore, Mr. Gordon j.
uiehler. Mrs. r. v. Pell, Miss Beatrice
pynehon. Mrs. r. J. sheridan Colonel
and Mrs. J. }. Riley, Mr. Charles Ran
dali Pennington. Mr. J. Rich steers. Mr.
u r. whiting Stewart, Mrs. 81. 5. whit
,lesev Mr.. Arthur lee War.hen jfa
Miss Ruth wills. Miss Hope fandeii'
and Nv. Guy A. Ward.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
CIubwomen to Hear Lectures
ON woman i'm Arts and Letters

Mrs. Arthur NJ. Dodge, Mrs. LELAND
Egeleston Cofer, Mrs. Marshall j.
Dodge and Mrs. Kate Douglas Wiggin
are the committee in charge Of a Ice
ture course on Woman in Arts and
Letters" which the New York and New
Jersey section Of the woman's depart
ment Of the National Civic Federation
is arranging.
The lectures are TO be given at the
cosmopolitan Club on Mondays, Jan
nary 8 and 22. February and 49,
Nine Emma Eames will give the first
lecture, on January s.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24

H,s orb is the daughter Mr. and Mrs. Dom Barber ot 10
Fast fourth Street. 10 Mr. Joseph L@ooq"e
IT, e announced night dinner giren by h' b~O'' P"
ens. at the Colony Club
vi Mead Il e daughter Of Mrs Laurence Mead Of this city She
M make her debut at be EreH in her honor nj inc
Rifs Carlton, on January f.
,, BuouT il the daughter Of Mr. aud Mrs. hto" "
ndong She H be gn dance at Sherr'f o! "e' P"e" ."
December 29.
l Smith made her debut reception last Friday AT The hsLa
,on She |, The daughter Of Mrs. ". Schuyler Smith
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
University Of Michigan
Women's Club 70 Dance

The University Of Michigan Women''
Club will hold a holiday dance In the
large ballroom Of the Hotel Gotham
on Thursday evening. The Gold Tooth
Quartet, Of the University Of Mich
;gsp's Mems Club, will help furnish en-
.arfainment
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
engagement Is Announced
Of Miss Ruth Wilmington

W. and Mrs. Farley ]. wilmington,
!" Rochester. have announced the en-
.sEsmsnt Of their daughter, Ruth, to
~ Henry Evans Gray. Mr. Gray, who
the son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Z. W. T..
ny. Of Montelsir. n. j., was grad
From Yale N 19is
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-07-27
CONSULT WEATHER BUREAU
II Moving to Another State, You Can
Get Just the information You
Want From the Government. J.

Washington.-"What Is the health
lest place in the United StatesT
as there any place In Florida where
a person can live the year round
without getting malaria?"
Questions like these come almost
daily to the weather bureau Of the
United States Department of Agricul-
ture. The latter Is evidently from a
correspondent who Is discouraged by
New Jersey mosquitoes and wants to
try something else. Inquiries Of this
type, including questions on the tenn
perature, climate, rainfall, and similar
factors of weather which affect living
conditions, business, OF work in some
distant locality, are taken arc Of by
the Genealogical division Of the
weather bureau.
The inquirer Is usually supplied with
printed data giving a great many facts
about the section he Is interested In,
as well as a letter answering his spe-
ciac questions.
The weather bureau has 100 printed
sectional descriptions Of this character
which it sends persons asking about
conditions in definite places In cont
mental United States. Similar data are
also available for Porto Rico and Ha-
wall. Information about Alaska Is In
preparation.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-07-27

and reforms anu savings were to BE
made.
But we weren't interested in the
high cost of government or the high
cost of living eleven years ago. Mr..
Taft didn't get a rise out of us. He
didn't have much of a pull with con-
gress, either, poor man, and all his in
Quiry went for nothing as far as any
action was concerned.
He and his commission did bring out
and establish, however, certain facts
and conditions. 1t was a trustworthy
and competent investigation as far as
it went. That is something to the
good.
There is a patent disposition in con-
gress now to take the whole problem
of the routine administrative processes
of the government under consideration
and see how best to improve them.
Whether anything really worth while
will come out of il will depend en-
tirely on the degree of interest you
display. If you will take the trouble
to show that you know that the ma
tional business Is mismanaged and
costs too much, and that you are tired
of it, there will be action.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-07-27
BOSSY CHEWS UP HER MONEY
Ohio Woman Leaves $1,000 In Bills In
Her Buggy and Cow Does
the Rest.

Martins Ferry, O.-The long green
looked like good pasture land to
Bossy, so she helped herself to q ST.
600 cud.
Mrs. James Weatherson was the vic
tim of her cows appetite for high
finance. She left the $1,000 on the
seat Of her buggy while she went into
the barn to get the horse.
When Mrs. Weatherson came out,
the wallet was gone, but the cows
jaws were working freely and there
was a lump in her throat. Mrs.
Weatherson promptly forced opsn the
animals mouth, reached down and
drew out a palpy a that was once
$1,000 In bills.