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The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

basket lis the bird who always has
to question the motive of every kind
act you 10
A girls idea of a mystery is why
she should have headache just be-
cause she had a chocolate eclair a
piece of pie. a dish of ice cream and
three pickles for her lunch.
When she was vaccinated on the
leg hCr parents never dreamed the
time would como when the scar
would show. Which shows how much
foresight parents really need to
have in order not to have their chill
dren embarrassed when they grow
up.
AS we understand it the shops that
specialize in clothes for superstouts
are not advocating Knockers as the
proper style for camouflaging the OK
3ess pounds. We can't think of any
hing funnier than big fat woman
in Knockers waddling down Vine
Street.
A wife on a reduction diet puts all
tl,c ~cst Of the family on edge.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
RUSSIA PLANS ON GETTING FREE GRUB
ANYHOW.

The Russian Soviet Government is again coop
Grating with the American relief workers in that
country and IL is announced that the latter will re-
main In Russia another year The Soviet became very
agreeable and even chummy with those who are feed
ing the Russian people as it was discovered
that II could not induce the Allies to lend money
In the face OF its nsstance upon reputation of Rus
sia's debts If thought il would be we'll apparently
to make of winters food without cost or work
II the hated capitalists refuse to lend Russia the
expense
The Americans have been feeding suffering people
IN Europe for four contributing many hundreds
OF millions for that purposey they there lit
Gle better prepared to for themselves than they
n the fall Of 1918 Our contributions have
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
u II Fits


Speaking eff ancestors. which lot
OF peor.e do. a lot OF great grand
parents WIRE anything but that.
There may be some more useless
task th'1 tryirig to convince a flap
per her clJ.hes are net nice. burt
iust ,st this momcn. we can't think
of it,
Some men carry a flask in their
nip ricIckct, some have a nice fat
wallet parked there, but in the hip
pocket of most of ms adj you will
find is a soiled handkerchief
A lot of people who are chuck
full of piety never show the first
symptom of real religion.
When a healthy appetite and a
good cook arc mated the divorce law
yer knows there is no use looking
their way for business.
Our idea of zero in glory is to he
the husband of "a celebrity
The girls have fallen for most
everything false, including false hair
false eyebrows. false compilations and
false men. but still we never expect
to sec them don false mustaches.
If they really want to humaniZe
the Postoffice. lot them find a way to
get the letters with checks in them
delivered on the Jump and send all
the hills Ito the dead hotter office.
Some people dread breaking a pre-
cedent as much as a kid does his
mothers fine china cups.
After the stork has left the third
set of twins we should think tho
family would take down. the welcome
sign and Join a race suicide club.
We suppose, considering how little
there is of them and how little under
meath Them modern girls have to
make sure their clothes are well an
chored before thcy get out on the
street. If anything should slip
goodnight
The rca son some people are ex-
travagant with their Language is be-
cause that is the only thing thcy
,an be extravagant with.
About the smallest potato In the
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
AN EVENING PRAYER
furnished by DR.. w. A. ALLEN. J

How great Thy merces. o Lord God which
Thou hath prepared for all that put their trust in
Thee.
Thou hast comfort for those that are afflicted;
Thou hath strength for those that weak; Thou
hast all blessing that needed. and ready
TO be all things to all. and in all. And yet with
bread enough and to spare, with raiment abundant
and with all may need. how many there that
hungry. and naked and SICK and destitute of all
good things. We desire. o Lord. that Thou wilt
all Thy other mercies add that gift by which we shall
trust in Thee faith that works love- faith that
abideth with u.s. this is the portion Thou hast pre-
pared for thy people We beseech Thee for a faith
that will make victorious ourselves and the
world. Amen.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
The Sport of Kings.
New York Post }

1t is hard to believe that in 1910 turf enthusiasts
were lamenting that the HartAgnew bill in New
York had given racing almost death stroke and
that owners selling the most famous American
horses, entering them abroad. Two years later
900 horses raced in the United States and Canada
for $4,000 900 in stakes. Even in the period
1917 1913, and 1919, when racing at the lowest
ebb in Europe and Canada in the United States the
seasons unprecedentedly brilliant In the last
year of the ten new records were established on
American tracks. Thoroughbreds have sold at in
creasingy good prices and evidence that standards of
breeding have been improved-the chief raison detre
of racing-has accumulated. When have horses at
tracted the attention given Man O. War. Sir Barton,
and Norwich? 1t is a sport which only rich can
foster, and the United States is in position to
velOp it other country can. The earnings of
Man O War placed at a quarter of million dol
lars those of Norwich, counting the purse of Sac
775 Saturday. already above 1852. 900.
One of the interesting questions of every year is
which owner has made the largest harvest The fire.
quency with which names of very rich men-August
Belmont II. p. Whitney, c. X. G. Billings, J. E. Wild
ener and on-fgure in the recent lists shows why
racing is well main ained.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
Head Stuffed By
Catarrh or Cold ;?
Use Healing Cream

If your nostrils are clogged, your
throat distressed, or your head is
stuffed by nasty catarrh or cold,
apply a little pure, antiseptic, germ
destroying cream into your nostrils.
It penetrates through every air pas
sage. soothing inflamed, swollen
relief.
How good 1t feels. Your nostrils
are open. Your head is clear. No
more hawking, snuffling, dryness or
struggling for breath. Get small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from
any druggist. Colds and catarrh
yield like magic. Don't stay stuffed
up Relief sure ADVERTISEMENT
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

The theoretic value of a Russian ruble is about 20
cents. Therefore the pretended value of the paper
money which Russia charges to carry letter from
one post office another is $35,000it is two cents
in the United States. 1t is much more than joke
Nwhen country is conducted such basis
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

fhe sounding of Keynote speeches reminds us
mat elections approaching and that is about all
Senator Watson says everything is fine since the
country escaped the rotten days of the Democratic
Administration Mayor Brown says everything was
nne until the rotten Republicans days came upon US
So there you are!
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

st. Clair Street, who had charge of the aeroplane
flight squadron which made the trip from New York
to Nome Alaska, and return writing in the National
Geographic Magazine of the trip refers to Nome as
the Northeast end of the Continent" Nome is at
165 longitudinal degrees west 81 degrees west of
Juneau. II is peculiar slip for navigator writing
in a publication devoted to geography.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

served only to postpone the day OF adjustment to de-
lay the rehabilitation While it has cod-blooded
sound the time may be at hand to try hunger as a
remedy unreasonable warning against society and
established standards of honesty. Bread and water
have been known to work wonders with obstinate
criminals before W.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

Those California juries must be quarresome set.
They rarely agree. Fatty Arbuckle had three trials
been three trials to establish guilt in
the Kennedy case. Perhaps it is good thing the
slayer of Taylor was never discovered
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

The West refuses to permit herself to be outdone
by the East The Gubernatoria primary contest in
Oregon was closer than that in Pennsylvania.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

Mrs Jacob Caranek, champion
mother of New Orleans, La,
holds the marvellous record of
giving birth to twenty-one child
rem in twenty-One years. In a little
grocery store at No. 1900 Port
STREET, New Orleans, she tolls from
6 o'clock in the morning until late
at night. Aside from occasional
headaches, Mrs. Caranek has never
been ill, she says Ten of her
children are living
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
Clarence, How Could You!

Clarence, How Could You!
PA said Clarence, looking up
from his might work.
''Oh, h-hang! What now?' growl.
ed his Dad
81 just wanted to ask If 1t made a
room any cooler in summer to have
a frieze around the walls?"
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
Everything Made Clear

Everything Made Clear
Says news item: women we're
permitted to vote in city elections in
Karsas ais far back as 1887" If
William ALLEN White knew about
this, why did he ever spring that
famous query: Whats the matter
with Kansas
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

VECUVR
~ ~ -
Z~MA

Daily Sentence Sermon
The yeast in the homo brew never
will enable you to rise in tho world.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

Observations of Oldest lnhabitant
j kin remember when girls about
to be married had ito have their
mothers tell Thorn the things they
now know long before they leave
school.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

Where Are the Good Fellows Of
Yesterday?
Alas, he used 10 treat the boys
Until his money all had flown;
But to his cellar now he goes,
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
News of the Names Club

News Of the Names Club
Decatur Tippie. of New Vienna,
Ohio. might tell us how. he gets that
way-if he does.
Speaking of Home Gardens
The gardener says:
Before it Us too late
Good ha bits you
Should learn to cultivate
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
Fool Questions

J. B. NJ asks: Where do you
keep the daylight yea save?" AS it
is an Imaginary saving we just keep
it in mind.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

This Bird Should Buy Pair Of Sus-
penders
(Appleton (Wis.). Post Crescent.
Lost-A pair of gray trousers
Wednesday a. m, on Durkee Street,
between North Street and the Don
ner Studio Kindly return to the
Bonner Studio.
Some Protection!
Daughter, i am afraid you will
catch cold going out without a wrap
on" said her thoughtful father.
'iOh, that's alright, dad | have a
thick coat of paint ON my face" re-
Piled his flapper daughter
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

Here's a Tip For Speeders
just because you beat a train over
the crossing once is no sign you
can do it a second time
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29
When There Was Only One, To

VFCFF TTOF z vvuS ST'FJ WV W
Have you ever been up to see a
sun rise?" asked THE Romantic Flap
per.
yes, and I often have seen two of
them at once" confessed the
Rounder.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-05-29

What Has Become Of the Man.
Who predicted the Eighteenth
Amendment would leave ITO the
sponge the honor of being the only
old soak i'm the country?
Ouch!
| do not like
The busy bee;
Its job, | find,
Is stinglng me.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10

heating system made some time ago
in order that the dormitories might
be supplied with more heat, the
gymnasium. swimming pool and
general locker room had part of
their usual supply cut off. AS the
past winter has been quite severe
the lack of sufficient heat in the
gymnasium resulted in the physical
committee taking the matter up
with the Board of Directors, the
latter body deciding to have the
work done at once.
The directors are also considering
the advisability of making an addi-
ton to the present buildin5. 1t has
been suggested that the addition be
made to the northern part of the
building, consisting of a large exer-
else room adjoining the gymnasium,
changes in the swimming pool so
that a balcony for spectators might
be had and possibly more dormitory
rooms. Every dormitory in the
building is occupied and there is al
ways a long waiting list of those de-
string rooms. General Secretary
Walter II. War; is looking into the
ACCESSIBILITY of making the extern
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10
PRINCETON To
HONOR WILSON
New Jersey Completes One
Half of Its Quota for
Foundation

NEW YORK. Feb. 10-PrincetoA
Tnfversitv and the townspcople in
Princeton are Il hold a mass meel-
ing IN the evening of February ~
ne q tribute to former President VIII
son Of the class of 1870. VINE IRON
1902 to 1910 was head OF lhdt I'M
yersity. Announcement OF ms y
casion was made here TO-DAY "
Hamilton Holt, executive director
of the Woodrow Wilson Foundation,
who stated that the meeting Is be
ing arranged by Dean Henry b.
Fine chairman of the Foundation
COMMITTEES for the University; ana
prof. Edward l.. Caps, chairman
for the town of Princeton.
Among the speakers are to be
Rabbi stephen S. Wise of this city
and DIR. Henry Van Dyke OF Prince
ton, who is expected 10 be pach
from Europe in time TO take part IN
fine ribute by the students, fac
s,Itv and ~townspeople of Princeton
to Mr.. Wilson. The meeting VIII De
held in Alexander hall, the principal
hall of the University.
In making the announcement OF
fbe decision of the Princeton COM
mittee to mark their participation IN
the nationwide campaign Tor Inc
Foundation by a mass meeting, Prot.
Capps said:
at seems to me this meeting Is
charged with a special significance
in a sadly misinformed world.
Princeton has always been strong
for woodrow Wilson and Is so still.
There has been a splendid response
here to the appeal of the Woodrow
Wilson Foundation"
The town of Princeton has al
ready raised more than Its quota, 1t
was said. Contributions from that
town alone total more than S1,2OO,
though the quota for all Mercer
county is but $4,000. The active cam
paign at Princeton University is to
begin at the opening of the second
semester. Organization for the bor-
ough and township of Princeton con
sists of a general committee or IOo
representative men and women, 81
members of the faculty, the presi-
dents of the four college classes and
q chairman for the graduate stu
dents.
Reports coming to national head
quarters in this city indicate that
New Jersey is probably leading all
eastern states in the effort to raise
the fund of 1000, 600 or more that
Is to endow the Wilson Awards for
public service. From one-half 70
tWo-thirdS OF the quota OF SoO,OUU
has already been raised. with re-
ports still incomplete. The first
county to subscribe its allotment was
Gloucester. while Cape May, Salem,
Mercer and Monmouth counties have
raised more than half Of their share.
The chairman of the New Jersey
committee is j. Warren Davis, Of
Trenton. Judge OF the United States
Circuit Court. Governor Edward I. |
Edwards who is a member of the
state committee was the first con- |
tributor 10 the fund in that state.
Among the larger contributors to
Che Fopndation in New York city
the past "a hours were Frank
u. Croeker, $3.50: De Lancey Nicoll,
$150: Isabella T. latham. 800;
Percy S. Straus, 500: J.. A. Swan.
800: j. B. Woodward, 500; and
Judge Richard P Lydon, 500.
Officers where contributions are
being received in this city are $50
Nassau street. fifth floor; 126 East
seth street, and Room 504. II East
42nd street.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10
WOMAN'S Ills MAKE UNHAPPY
HQME

There rs no question but what the Ills
OF women c~onspire against domestic har-
snonv. The husband cannot understand
these troubles and the physician finds it
hard to cure them, therefore the over
worked wife and mother continues to
drag around day in and day out With
headaehes and backHche. fretfui and
nervous.
exnertence of women whose letters we
are continually publishing in this paper.
Mauy of them declare that they have been
stfo-ed 10 health strength and conse-
auent happiness by Lydia II. Pinkhar1's
Vegetable Compound after doctors am oil
other medicines had failed 70 help them.
It will surely pay women who suffer from
such ailments ~ try it.--Ady.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10
SEWAREN

Mrs. F.: L. Howell will entertain
the History Club next Wednesday
afternoon. The speaker will be Mrs.
Emmons. of Keyport, chairman of
literature for the third district.
Freddie Turner is confined to his
home with the mumps.
Mrs. w. w. Jockson entertained
the Sewaren Bridge Club on We'd
nesday afternoon. The club prizes
we're won by Mrs. James Hardiman
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10

Winter Hail, enc of the best
known character actors of the films
AMI a principal in the cast of The
Beauty Market" one of the first big
Katherine Macdonald pictures, is
back again with the American
Beauty in lls stars latest release for
AssoeiaA ed First National Pictures,
Inc which is now shown at the
Strand theatre. today and Saturday.
Hall was born i'll C~hristchurch,
New Zealanc. and had achieved his
tronic fame long Lefore he reached
An.e2ic. and the movies. For more
than fifteen years he was on the
Legitimate stage of the Antipodes.
His work ia refined character parts
on the American screen is both well
and favorab,y known to the great
fan public.
Hsll has supported nearly all of
the famous stars and his work Will
long be remembered in such produce
lions as .Tne Primrose Ring" 1.-THE
House of Silence" IT'LL I Come
Back to You" Captain Kidd, Jr.,'
ssThe City of Dim Faces" 1.-THE Tree
of Knowledge The Red Lantern"
.arhe Money Corral" 1.-The Woman
in His House and THE Beauty
Markets"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10

sions at the present time and will
secure estimates on the ost of an
addition.
The proposed exercise room would
make it possible for those who de-
sire to box, wrestle. S the rowing
machine, chest weights and jump
to come. in at any time regardless of
whether or not there is a regular
gym class in progress. At the pres
ent time there are only certain hours
when the gym floor is open to those
not participating in regular classes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10
NEW HEATING
SYSTEM At Y"
More Heat for Gymnasium
Swimming Pool and Gen.
eraI Locker Room

A new heating system whereby
the gymnasium, swimming pool and
general locker room of the local Y.
NJ. c. 4. will be better heated than
heretofore has been authorized by
the Board of Directors and work
will be started at once making the
changes, Owing to a change in the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-02-10

and Mrs. Walter Higgins, while the
guest prize went to Mrs. Andrews.
The next meeting of the club will be
with Mrs. Olin Bradford at her home
in upper Green street. Woodbridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. 7. Howell have
sold their house in West avenue.
and will remove to Woodbridge in
the near future, where they have
taken a house in School street.
which was just recently built
La libera parola. [volume] (Philadelphia, Pa.) 1918-1969, 1922-06-03

ed in inglese e poscia, con un
isprato omaggio, volto ALA re-
gina della serata, signorina Vir-
ginia Di Paolo, le pose Ia coro-
ma in tesla e le consegn0 un a.
nello di BRILLIANT. a ciascuna
dele seguenti principesse con-
segno m anello del valore di
$50: Madaline Salvatore, Lii
liam Ciccarelh, Carrie Rapini e
Name Palladino. ALE duchesse
Lucy MoIese, Jennie Cinelli, E.
miIia Capaldo e Millie Migno-
gno porse un anello di dol
lari $500 per ognuna di essc.
La cerimonia 81 conchiuse con
un entusiastico applause e imme-
diatamente furono riprese l.
dane che 81 protrassero fino al
le ore , del mattino. Fra quelli
che prcsero poSto sui palco ri
cordiamo il capitano Enrico
Iannarelli, il Cav. A. Giuseppe
Di Silvestro, il signor Antonio
Di Paolo ed altri del quail igno-
riamo j nomi.
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| L'inDODenIe b0DChGtO 0I QiUdICG Peterson

filantropico.
Quando 81 alzo a pariare il
festeggiato, al quale era state
offerto un dOno, 81 fece un reli-
gioso silenzio. Egli era commos-
so e diverse vote, durante il suo
discorso, apparirono le lagrime
.al sUo ciglio, specialmente
.quando, dopo aver ricordata la
sua adorata genitrice, disse che,
ispiratrice di tutti suoi atti, e.
ia stata la moglie, che assisteva
in un palco al secondo piano del
la sala. Uno scrosciante applau-
so sOttolineo Pallusione del giu-
dice.
II comitato preparatore del
banchetto e state numeroso,
classificato a seconda della pro-
fessione del suoi component.
Fra gil avvocati erano j nostri
connazionali Eugene V. Ales-
sandroni e John M. Di Silvestro,
Venerable Supreme delrOrdinc
Figli d'Italia. Oltre questi rap
presentavano la nostra colonia j
signori Giulio Carunchio, Cav.
Cap. Adolfo Caruso, DR.. Vico J.
Ciccone, Domenico Cini, DR.. l.
gnazio Cortese, Frank Coscarel-
Ii, John Costello, Joseph X. Co
steIlo, Avv. Jos. Bartilucci,
Comm. c. c. A. Baldi, Basilio
Baldino, Vito NJ. Baldi, Vincen-
20 S. Bellino, Virgilio B. Bald,
Avv. A. Bonnelly, DR.. Fred. S.
Baldi, Vincenzo Brunetti, Avv.
Joseph F. M. Baldi, c, c. A.
Baldi, Jr., Frank De Angels,
Alfredo Di Benedetto, Pasqua-
le e Thomas Del Vecchio, Joseph
Di Vito, Henry Di Berardino,
Cav. A. Joseph Di Silvestro, Jo-
seph Donate, DR.. Giuseppe Fa-
biani, Prof. P. Farina, Avv.
Harry 3. Gandolfo, Silvio Giar-
dinelli, avvocati fratelli Francis
e Michael Goglia, Antonio Gre
co e figli Felice V. DR.. Toby
A, Pasquale Iaccarino, Giusep-
pc Iacolucci, Dr.. Andrea +. Lip
Ipi, Joseph d. Morelli, Chas. A.
| Nardello, Cav. En-. Nardi, ma.
gistrato Joseph NJ. PERI, JOSEPH
Pessono, James Pizagno, JOIN
Reale, Luigi Rienzi, Anthony
Rossi, Anthony Ruffo, George
Scurria, avv. Michael A. Spato
la, Avv. c. J. Todaro e Comm
Avv. Marcello A. Wit.
ALA tavola d'onore, invitat,
speciale, siedeva il Regio Conso
lie d'Italia, Cav. Uff. Luigi Slit
ii.
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PER II BANCHETTO Al SU-
PRENO VENERABLE
DELL'O. F.. d'I.

In una numerosa riunione di
amici ed ammiratori delpavvo-
cato Giovanni Di Silvestro. Su-
prem1 Ven. dclrO. +. d'I. i'm A
merica, tenutasi in Philadel-
phia, per offrigli m banchetto,
furono scelti gil ufficiali del Co
mitato organizzatore che, adj u
nanimita, riusci cosi composite:
Cav. Dott. Nicola Albanese,
presidente; dott. Venanzio An
gelucci, vice presidente; avv.
Eugenio Alessandroni, assisten-
te District Attorney, maestro di
cerimonie; Nicola Gammone, Sc
gFetario di correspondence ;
Paolo Di Peso, segretario al fl
nanza e avv. Tommaso Russo, te-
soriere.
E state stabilize, i'm vista che
Iavv. Giovanni Di Silvestro do
vra recarsi per un paio di mesi
in Italia, in occasione della gi-
ia degli STUDENT italo-america-
nj, che il banchetto abba luogo
il p settembre prossimo e 81 e
gia fissata la maggiore sala del
Bellevue-Stratford Hotel, capa-
ce di contenere circa 1900 per
some.