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The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
IT WAS TEACHERS FAULT

A school teacher received the following note: Dear Madam please excuse my Tommy today he won come to school because he is act ing as timekeeper for his father and it is your fault. You gave him a example if field is 5 miles around how long will it take man walk ing 31a miles per hour, to walk "A times around it? Tommy alnt a man so his father will walk around the field and Tommy will time him but please don't give my boy such examples again because my husband must go to work every day to SUD- port his family.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1922
EUROPE MUST FIGHT OWN WARS

The New York Times, commenting upon the war ill Asia Minor and it's menace of another European conflagraton, says mournfully:
 ':The now settled American pocy,-settled until further notice-is to stand apart from all European concerns and rejoice that we have nothing to do with French or English, Greek or Turk We may be right in wash ing our hands of the worlds troubles, but it is hardly thing to boast of in pubc.* x What shall be said of those editors who fought the league of nations tooth and toe nai yet are now hoarsely adjuring Great Britain by all that is sacred to common civilization, to ''hold back the Turk.'' If England should reply by asking us to come along and help, we should have to draw back into our shell again and say that confine ourselves in such affairs to exhorting others to do their dutv.'
 The situation in the Near East is one that makes Americans generally rejoice that the United States Senate rejected the covenant of the League of Nations, which would have made US parties to this war, and the proposed mandate for portion of Armenia. which would have involved us in the age old war breeding jealousies, hatreds and conflicting ambitions of Europe and Asia
 The crisis in the Near East is due directly to the selfishness of the powers with which would have been associated in the League of Nations. which has caused them to resume again the old game of playing one little na- tion against another in the Balkans that pre- cipitated the World War. Civilized Europe could have put the Turk back into Asia where he belongs at any time during the past half century, but it served the purposes of first one and then the other power or group of powers to keep Constantinople in the hands of the Mohammedan. Certainly the Turk could have been ejected from Europe for good if the Versailles conference had made sane and ey final disposition of the problems before it.
 The whole episode is the result of plotting and intrigue by nations anxious to get the best of it for themselves and put it over on the rest of the world.
 And now publications which persist in the deluson that the United States ought to con- time to be personal worlds easy mark and good thing, refuse to be comforted because we are not dispatching troop ships to the Dardanelles. Those who suppose that the Am crcan people would tolerate American in- volvoment in another European war no better ground than that it is our duty to keep peace among the Quarreling fighting nation alitlos of Europe, have failed to read alright the verdict of the American people in 1920. If the big and little powers of Europe persist in schemes of acquisition, oppression and con- quest, they will have to fight it out among themselves without the contribution of an Amarcan dollar or an American life.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
JAPAN KEEPING FAITH

Japan is steadily carrying out her part of the agreements arrived at at the Washington Armaments Conference. The evacuation of Si- bera by Japanese troops is now under way, and it will not be long before that menace to world peace will have been removed The arrangements drawn up at Washington and their practical application should serve as an object lesson to Europe. The surrender by Japan of the hold she had obtained in China
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

An offer is made in a farm paper to exchange a copy of Tom Browns School Days" for a setting of White Leghorn or Plymouth Rock eggs Make it "The Shiek," old timer, and watch the eggs roll in.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

The Washington disarmament con- ference was hailed as "the advance agent of universal peace,' but it now seems to have been a mighty long way ahead of the show.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

There probably isn't any spot on
 earth where you can go to indulge in a little wickedness without meet ing somebody from back home.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
Things We Think

A short" man always thinks he is getting along
 Also, good beginning is likely make a good end- ing.
 You may be willing to "let well enough alone" but well enough isn't always willing let you alone.
 When automobile baks, the most advice about how it from those who don't auto mobiles, and often anybody elses it is right.
 Experience is necessary to success. lot "ex- periences" are not
 It's hard to tell which worse-to tell him he has to die that he has to diet.
 If you always being insued you deserve it.
 Old-fashioned wonder why it is that some girls who could "iust die dancng,' don't
 The woman who is proud of her ailments" seldom has anything else to be proud of.
 When you become generally known somebody's husband, it's time to go out back of the barn and shoot yourself through the little finger.
 A may not know what is good him but he doesn't anybody else to tell him what's good for him. ,.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

The auto has done lots for people and done for lots of people.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

The President should also rule that man doesn't lose his seniority when he steps out of barbershop for minute or two.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
GRAND SCRAMBLE

"You ought to have this clock II the Senate chamber" "Why?"
 "It will run a year with one wind ing"
 "Take it away"
 "Huh?"
 "Every Senator will have con stituent for that job.'
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

Europe is a large country sur rounded by Lloyd George.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
YOU OUGHTA SEEN FER!

She leaned forward, hugging her self with crossed legs.-From Jo seph Conrad's "Twixt Land ant Sea"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
BUT WHERE IS HE

"Now can any lady here,' asked the club lecturer, define an ideal husband?"
 "One who never passes letter box without feeling in all of his pockets / answered Mrs. Practical from the front row.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

When a man makes up his mind to spend a quiet evening at home and his wife makes up her face tC go out, it is easy enough to guess who wins out.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
NEW SONG SUCCESS

"The Wedding Cake Was Heavy, But The Candles Made It Light"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

The same young gal who turns on the porch light before marriage, so that her "sweetie" won't slip and fall, turns off the hall light after marriage to see if he will stumble on the stairs.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
SHE MADE GOOD

SHE MADE GOOD Ned-Darling, say the words that will make me the happiest man in the world.
 Edna-Shall I really? Ned-Oh, if you only would. Edna-Well, then, stay single.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

A friend of mine returned one of the Rollo books yesterday, copy he borrowed from me in 1885.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06
OH! CENTRAL!

q wonder why those girls didn't answer us when we spoke to them?" "Oh, I expect they're telephone girls!"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

OR AN OUT OF TOWN BEAN
 Give, a girl cat or dog, or a horse, and she wants her picture taken with it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

A man will go long way to save his face. but a woman has only to go to the drug store.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

When you become generally known somebody husband it's time to go out back of the barn and shoot yourself through the little finger
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

Old-fashioned wonder why it is that some girls who could "just die dancing" don't
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

When automobile balks, the most advice about how to start it from those who don't auto mobiles, and often anybody elses it is right.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

It's hard to tell which scares fat worse-to tell him he has to die that he has to diet.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

You may be willing to "let well enough alone" but we'll enough isn't always willing to let you alone.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

Experience is necessary to but lot of "ex- periences" are not.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

short man always thinks he is getting along.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

man may not know what is good for him but he doesn't anybody else to tell him what's good for him. . ,,.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

The who is proud of her ailments" seldom has anything else to be proud of
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

If you always being insuted, you deserve it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-10-06

} Also, good beginning is likely to make good end- :, ing.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
White Starts Work
At Church Here Today

The Rev. II. C. White, who succeeds
the Rev. A. w. Johnson as the pastor
of the Union Bethel A. NJ. +. church,
will conduct the morning worship at
the church at GIG Fifth avenue south
this morning at IL o'clock. His sub
ject is The Waiting Friend Evening
services will be held at 7:45, when the
Rev. Mr.. White will preach a sermon
entitled. Follow Me"
The church calendar for the week in
Guided a meeting of the National Asso-
citation for the Advancement of Colored
People Monday night at s. an officers
meeting and chair rehearsal at 8 o'clock
Tuesday night. prayer meeting Wednes-
day night at 8 O'Clock. Crusaders meet
ing Thursday night at the home of Mrs.
| Sadie White. Ills Fifth street south,
and a ladies' aid society entertainment
Friday night in the lecture room of the
church. There will be a food sale at
this time. Refreshments will be served.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Fire Prevention Week
Brought to Conclusion

Chief A. J. Trodick of the city fire
department brought the activities of
the annual fire prevention week to an
end Saturday night with a short ad-
dress before the nurses of the Dea-
coness hospital. Following his address
the chief showed a motion picture
comedy san entertainment feature.
Chief Trodick expressed the opinion
Saturday that the campaign had been
very satisfactory in every respect. 1t
was not a spectacular campaign, but
the matter of the Importance of every
%precaution for fire prevention was put
souarely before every child and every
citizen of the city by the members Of
the fire department during the week.
Inc annual fireman's ball will be held
in the Odeon dance hall Tuesday night.
The public is invited to attend, Chief
Trodick said.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
WOMEN ALIENS
MUST APPLYT TO
Be CITIZENS
Marriage to American Fails to
Carry Citizenship Under
New Law.

Changes in the naturalization laws
| have been made in an act of congress,
approved September %, placing the
naturalization of women aliens on vir-
tually the same basis as men, accord
ing to Clerk of the District Court Alex
Remneas. The act provides that the
marriage of an alien woman to an
| American citizen after the passage of
the act does not make her an American
| citizen, but provides that if she is
| qualified she may have the privilege of
becoming naturalized on her own ac-
count.
Citizenship acquired by alien women
by virtue of their marriage to American
| citizens previous to the passage of the
act is not affected by the new legisla-
ton, Remneas, said.
Two Exceptions for Women
Two exceptions are made in the new
act affecting the citizenship of women
aliens marrying American citizens after
the passage of this act. No declaration
of intention is required. Only one
years continuous residence is required.
Alien women who marry American citi-
zens following the passage of this act.
| or women whose husbands are natural
| lied after-the passage of the act, may
become citizens by filing the usual pc
| tition for naturalization and complying
with the regular requirements of the
law for male citizenship. with these two
exceptions to the old law. These ex-
ceptions also apply to citizens who have
lost their citizenship through their mar
riage to aliens.
An alien woman married to an 8lier
at the time of the passage of the act
is placed by the new act on the SAINT
basis toward becoming a citizen as hel
husband, which includes declaration OF
intention. petition, proof of residence
for a five-year period, ability TO SPEAK
the English language and to sign hel
name in her own handwriting.
Husband May Be Bar
No married woman whose husband i.
ineligible to citizenship may be natural
lied during her married life even though
she is eligible to citizenship. Eligibility
to citizenship is determined almost en-.
trely upon the race question ar
whether the husband is debarred from
citizenship because of withdrawal o.
| declaration of intention under the ac
of July 8, 1913, for ne purpose of Sc
! curing immunity from military service
during the world war.
The act provides that a woman whC
is an American citizen and marries a
alien who is ineligible to citizenshi
may forfeit her citizenship upon hel
marriage. A woman citizen who mar
ries an alien eligible to citizenship does
not lose her citizenship under the new
law unless she makes a formal re
nunciation of her citizenship before
court having jurisdiction over the nat
~uralization of aliens, according to th'
new act.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Additional
Society
Celebrates Birthday
With Dinner Party

Robert Watson. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alfred Watson, celebrated his eighth
birthday Monday evening with a din
ner party for "a of his friends. A
color scheme of pink and white was
carried out on the table with PINK
candles and a centerpiece of pink
roses.
Covers were laid for Miss Eleanor
Brietenstein, Miss Margaret Coulter,
Miss Helen Armstrong. Miss Adelaide
Olinger. Miss Dora MacLaren. Miss
Ruth GunnelL. Miss Virginia Weekes.
Miss Ruth Jackson. Miss Alma En-
Miss Myrtle Hoffman. Miss Vita Dur
min, Miss Nancy Norskog.
James Durnin. Leonard Games
Ward Thompson. Bert. Thompson, Al
bert Church, Guy Huestis. Ed Pierse,
Carlos Kumpe. Brooks Robinson hoo
ert Watson.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
George Young WEEDS
Springfield Girl

Word has been received of the mar.
rage of George Young, formerly OF
this city, to Miss Frances Willard Rob
ertson OF Springfield, Mass. daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank ID. Robertson
of that city. The marriage took place
September 30 at the home of the
brides r~arents.
Young is a graduate of the Great
Falls high school, class of IA. He
was graduated from Harvard college
two years ago. He is now identified
with Otis & Co, bankers and invest
ors, Cleveland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Young will make their
home at 2O04 Cornell Road, Cleveland
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Engagement of Springhorn
to Helena Girl Announced

Word has been received from Hell
ena of the announcement, Saturday
noon, of the engagement of Miss Mar
jorie johnson, daughter of A. c. John
son, president of the American Ma
tional bank of that city, to A. W.
Springhorn of Great Falls. The mar
riage will take place Saturday evening,
October IA, at Helena. The announce
ment was made at a luncheon given
for Miss Johnson by her sister, Mrs.
John Tracy.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
TETON CANDIDATE HERE

DR.. John A. Sewat of Dutton, dem
%ocratic candidate for the state senate
from Teton county, was a business Wis
itor in Great Falls Saturday. At a
recent meeting of the county central
committee at ChOteau he was elected
state committeeman from that county.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
"GET TOGETHER" TEA
AT ~"

For the purpose Of members getting
together" and to meet Mrs. Lester Os-
born and Mrs. Leon Clark, a tea will be
given by the Women's department of
the ''Y' Thursday afternoon at the Y.
NJ. c. A. Arrangements for a program
are now in the hands of a committee.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Must Spend 60 Days
In Jail and Pay $500
For Making Liquor

Pete Popshczak, arrested Tuesday
by Deputy Sheriff Fred Huotari on a
charge of selling moonshine and oper-
ating a still at his home at 912 Third
avenue southwest, pleaded guilty In
district court before Judge j. b. Les
lie Saturday to selling liquor in viola
ton of the national prohibition law.
He was fined 5000 and sentenced to
serve 90 days in the county Jail.
A 10-gallon still and a quantity OF
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Local Couple
Will Live Here

Mr.. and Mrs. julius Rinan were
guests at a wedding dinner given for
them last week by Mrs. Rinan.s par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. T. W. Reed. The
function honored the wedding OF the
young people in Helena September 70;
They arrived in Great Falls several
days ago and will make their nome at
416 Eleventh street north. me brlde
VAS Miss Elizabeth Reed. Both she
and her husband are graduates of Cen
tral high school and are well known
here.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Appraisers Appointed
For McC lure Estate

Special to The Tribune.
Butte, Oct. Judge William r.
Carroll appointed appraisers in the
Charles d. Mcclure estate Friday as
follows: Cascade county, John J.
Stewart. John II. Case and John
Glover; Silver Bow and Granite coun-
ties, Angus Mcleod, H. NJ. Fay and
w. d. Gibson, and for Powell, Lewis
and Clark and Jefferson counties,
Charles Hewett, Hugh DAILY and ]. J.
McVeigh.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
EIRE Lass ls SMALL

A barrel of tar that became ignited
at the Great Falls Gas company plant
early Saturday afternoon drew a call
from the city fire department, but this
flames were ~extinguished by company
apparatus before the city equipment ar
rival at the plant. The loss was said
by Fire Chief A. J.. Trodick to be vlr'
tually nil.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
WILL OPEN SEASON
WITH BRIDGE LUNCHEON

The Newcomers club will give a
bridge luncheon Thursday moor at
1870 O'Clock at the Park hotel. For
reservations call Mrs. f. \. Renter,
5412. This will be the first meeting of
the yea
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
o. G. 3. Club
Entertained

The D. G. b. five hundred club was
entertained for the first time Satur-
day evening. September 30. at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. F. Goodreau.
The ladies' high score was won by
Mrs. J.. f. Dean and the mems, by
X. !. Black. Mrs. NJ. Becklin n X,
Dick were awarded the consolation
prizes.
The club will be entertained Octo-
Der IA at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Z.
Dick. 419 Ninth street south.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Mrs. Wocasek Gives
Dinner Monday

Mrs. James Wocasek of $40 Sixth
avenue north entertained at dinner
Monday evening, the occasion being her
birthday. Dallas in deep shades were
used for the centerpiece. Covers were
laid for six.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08

The male monarch butterfly carries
a scent patch on his hind wing.
Only 4 to ) per cent of persons suf'
fering from syphilis go insane.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Mrs. Ladd Will Be
Hostess to Club

The members of the Shakespeare
club will be entertained Wednesday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. c. l..
Laid of oil Third venue north. The
lesson will be the second act of An
thony and Cleopatra"
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
QWon1en's Corner
WILL MEET FRIDAY


lcopal church will meet Friday afternoon
at 3 o'clock in the Guild hall.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08

Clouds of extinct species of grass
hoppers arc frozen in a glacier at
Yellowstone park.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
FOR WHEELER
TOAD NATION,
HIS WIFE SAYS
Husband Represents Things
Needed to Keep Country
Going, She Believes.

II am a housewife and not a pohti-
cian.. This fact explains why / am tax
ing an active part in promoting my nus
bands campaign. / have five reasons
for feeling that the democratic party
must win out in the November cleo
tion," said Mrs. B. X. Wheeler, wife OF
the democratic candidate for United
States senator, Saturday night. With
Mrs. Joseph Lutey. Mrs. Wheeler mas
been touring the state in the interests
of the democratic party. She is MAXIM
no public appearances, conflnlng mel
work to individual contacts.
Believing that a woman's tlrst dut!
is to her home, provided b has one
Mrs. Wheeler contends that it is the
duty, one of the first and most sacred
for a mother to vote intelligently. a
woman's home may occpy her time 10
such an extent that she has no time FOL
outside or active work in political
fields. but it is most imperative tina,
she should be alive to the things tina
are going to affect her home and her
children. 1t is necessary for her To
have sufficient knowledge to vote right
before she is performing her duty as
housewife" she declared
Says Promises No Good
A charmingly feminine woman, Mrs
Wheeler proves. in her discussion o.
political issues. to have a keen grasp OF
affairs. both state and national. Sht
believes that a politicians record shouit
be the criterion by which he is judged
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08

m%oonshine and mash were located in
the P~opshbcak resident by Huotarl, 1T
was said by the officer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08

Full-dress clothes in broad daylight
are the correct thing in Argentina
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08

The first insaneSman in Oregon was
Archibald Pelton, who was injured by
Indians.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-08
Meeting Called
for Thursday Evening

The postponed meeting OF the mem
bers of the Fortnightly dancing club
will be held Thursday evening at l:3o
O'Clock in the palm room at Hotter
Rainbow. Officers for the year will
he elected.