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DEsDE QUE do coMIENzO
LA GUERRA CIVIL LOS PROVI
SIONALES HAN CAPTURADO
MAS DE DOS MIL REBELDES

DUBLIN, julio 49, Una referencia
Official que ha sido entregada hoy los
corresponsales 6e la prensa extranjera
dice que las tropas provisionales del
Estado Libre han capturado mas de
dos mil prisioneros desde que comenz6
Ia guerra civil hasta Ell dfa de aver.
Michael Collins anuncia que los re-
beldes Sc han declarado en- completa re
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les I'D. SPORT?

Pues fune la nueya nlarca. de
cigarriIIos finos que tiene este
mismo nombre. Yea Ell anuncio
en- la pagina No. 2 de este pc
riodico y lea eI concurso de los
regaIos que Sc ofrecen.
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Los dltimOs despachOs dicen que
Lenine fn6 envenenadO y su Ca
daver lanzadO al rio Don

el tren cruzaba el puszs, ceIes de Ros.
tov.
Despues de asociar en- un intsfs1ants
parrafo la muerte de Lsnins con IOs
planes de los radicaies de BfOssa. sI
referidO psri0distp .auega ore q snvs
nenamientO del ilustte rsfcrms apv rvso.
Sc incub6 al aire libre en- los canlpos De
Keifev. 4.
LoNDREs. Julio 1s.-- Ia deisga-
ci6h comercial del Soviet que se hsl-a
en- esta capital ha manifostado que con
sidera improbable IA Paerte de Lenins
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poR PIN TENDREMos zARzuELA

Anoche en- una mesa del cafe sor-
prendimos al popularisimo tenor c6mi
co Jaslis Izquierdo. fratanJo con el
popular Representative teatral "Curri-
to- acerca de la formation de una
compafiia de zarzuela. Ojala que el
simpatico y estimadisimo artista nos
de pronto esa algeria, pues hay verdade
ros deseos de disfrutar una temporada
artfstica, para conocer las graciosisi-
mas zarzuelas espanoIas.
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DUBLIN, julio 1S.-Todo el interes
y la atenci6n &c revolucionarios y pro
visionales Sc concentra sobre Limerick
que es Ell punto donde Sc librara de un
montsnto otro la gran batalla decisi-
va de la guerra civil.
Las fuerzas del Estado Libre han
cercado las cercanias de limerick.
Numerosos canones remontan las al
turas para proVager los provisionales
que sc esconden en- las trincheras ca
yadas en- los monticulos de la ciudad.
Hasta ahora solo ha habido escara-
n1uzas sin importancia.
Los rebe.des 'estan dirigidos por De
Valera los provisionales por Michael
Collins, quien sa& asesorado por ell
Estado Mayor del ejdrcito.
Sc han cortado los hilos telegrafcos
y telef6nicos Y Ell gobierno Sc dispone
a inplantar la censura.
Una proclama hecha pdblica anoche
por los jefes reLeldes dice que los in
surrectos estan dispuestos a sucumbir
en- Limerick, va que este sera ell ultiro
l'educto de los campeones del dececho
y la paz
Las actiyidades de guerra van to-
mando mayores proporciones.
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EUROTtA HA COMPRADO MILLION
Y MEDIC DE ToNELADAs DE AzU
CAR EN- Ell PASADo SEMESTRE

NUEvA YoRK:-Entre los elemen
tos azucaeeros Sc hace la pregunta dc
icuanto dursl.a ell movimiento de azu
careros hacia ell exterior?
Este afio ell movimiento exportadcl
de este pals ha tornado proporciones
desusadas, insolitas y no Sc advlerte
sefiaI de que habra de detenerse ahora
En- los ultimos seis mesas los compra
dores extranjekos de Europa, han ad-
quirido la estupenda cantidad de un
million medic de toneladas Go azl-
car.
En- ell mismo periodo del aio pasado
habian comprado solamente $50 mil to
neladas de azucar en- ell nierGado neo-
yorquino.
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sEGUNDA PARTE

1.-Elegia a Granada recitada por
socorro Paniagua.
2.-Baile de Piratas por las nifias:
Julita Villa, Amelia villa, Mary Marti-
nez, Merceditas villa, Ana JOsefna Fu-
lladosa v Gloria Paniagua.
3.-The Sheik por varias sehcritas
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REGALOS PARA LAS DAMAS

Lea en- la pagina No. 2 de este
periodico las condolences del
Concurso de Regalos que ofrece
1La Colectiva" en- ell anuncio de
los cigarriIIos fnos marca
SP0r. 5.
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Ell SECRETARIO DE ESTADo
HUGHES PRESIDIRA LA De
LEGACION NORTEAMERICA-
MA A LA EXPOSITION DEL
BRASIL

WASHINGTON, julio Ell 1fesi
dente Harding ha notifcado esta tarde
ofcialmente desde Casa Blanca .qre el
secretario de Estado Mr.. Hughes presi
dira la delegation Official It'll yo"ieif: G
de Estados Unidos en- las fiestas nacio-
males que Sc efectuaran en- brasil sn
setiembre pr6ximo, -.
La relaci6n completa de los mlem-
bros cue integrasan la mission sera he
cha pulbica de un momento otro.
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de Rio Piesras.
4.-Entremes "Mahana de soi''
Beparto:
Dofia Laura. Maria Rodriguez:
Don Gonzalo ... Sr. Santiago:
Petra, .-.. socOErO Paniagua;
Juanito 80. Alfonso Paniagus.
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LOS ALEMANEs coMPRARAN MAS

BERLN,-E1 consume de azlcar del
pals continla en- crescendo y Sc adj
vierte la lescasez inminente en- el surti
do nacional.
Sc da por SECURE de todo punto que
la demanda del dulce .supdrara EN- nu-
cho la production possible en- esta ma
ci6n en- las demas de Europa. por 10
que Sc estina imprescindible que Ale
mania tenga que acudir al nercado
productor de Cuba en- busca de grandes
cantidades de azJicar.
Los sembradores Y hacendados alema
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CoPENHAGUE, ju.iJ a. El CO.
rresponsal del peri9dico "Dagbladets',
de Riga, trasuite un sensational Iepor-
taje que esta adquifiendo vis2g de GER
teza de acuerdo con informac'ones 6e
distinto origsn emanadas de las pro
pias fuentes de Mosci
Conforme a esas intofmacioues Nj
colas Lenine fus envenado por varios
elementos radicales rIsos mientras Sc
dirigia en- ferrocarri1 hac:s los balnea-
rios del Cadcaso. FL cad5ver del hder
soviet fue lanzado al rio Don cNando
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UNITED FEess via All America Cables)
LoNDRES, julio 1s. --Seg1n las es-
tadisticas ofciales inglesas, durante ell
primer semestre del afio actual Sc ha
registrado una disminuci6n muy impor-
tante en- las transacciones mercantiles
entire Inglaterra Italia.
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Ell SR. RIVERA MARTINEZ DICE
QUE ONCE TALLERES DE LA co
LECTIvA ESTAN VA EN- HUELGA

Ell senior Rivera Martinez, organiza-
dor general de la Union de tabaqueros,
informo un redactor nuestro que la
rebaja de los salaries en- los talleras
de Ia Colectiva ha motivado el que los
opeEarios de once talleres de despali-
nado, pertenecintes la misma, Sc ha-
yam levantado en- huelga illtimamente,
demandando la reconsideration de la
medida adoptada por la Compafiia.
Tan pronto como los tabaqueros tu-
vieron conocimiento del nuavo reajus-
tie, los distintos gremios de ellos cele-
,brsron asambleas para tratar sobre el
paticular, habiendose acordado ir a
la huelga, la cual, nos dice el senior
Rivera, Sc esta conduciendo pacifica-
mente.
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INDULTO

FL Gobernador ha indultado al con-
finado Juan Feliciano Rodriguez.
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BERLIN, julio 1e.-El diariO ''Bsr
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-07-19

LOS ASESINOS DE RATHEEAU
FUERON ASESINADOS A TT
ROS POR LA POLICIA MEN
TRAS Sc REFUGTABAN EN- UN
CASTILLO DE LA MONTANA
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A young man who practiced medicine
I'm Pennsylvania became famous and
was called in consultation In many
towns and cities because of his sue
cess in the treatment Of disease. This
was Or. Pierce, who finally made up
his mind to place some Of his medi-
cines before the public, and moving to
Buffalo, N. Y, put up what he called
his "Favorite Prescription" and placed
II with the druggists in every state.
DIR. Pierce's FavOrite Prescription has
long been recognized as a tonic for dis
eases peculiar to womankind. After suf-
fering pain, feeling nervous, dizzy, weak
and dr~agged-dOwn by weaknesses Of
her seX-a Is quickly restored
10 health by It's use. Thousands Of
women testify that DIR. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription has entirely eradicated
their distressing ailments.
More recently that wonderful discov-
cry Of DR.. Pierce's, called An-uric (for
kidneys and backache), has been sue
cessfully used by many thousands who
write DR.. Pierce Of the benefits re-
~ceived-that their backache, rheuma-
tism, and other symptoms Of uric acid
deposits In joints or muscles have been
completely conquered by its use.
Send 10c to Or. Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y,
for trial pkg. Of any Of his remedies,
or write for free medical advice.
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- ~
| The Friendly |:
D1kL ---By-
Il ULH Walter /. Robinson
DOING THINGS RIGHT

uOH, IT'LL Dor
How many times do you sup
pose you have heard this sentence
| spoken by those who should know bet
ter? How often have you said the
/! same thing yourself when you knew
| that you'd never be entirely satisfied
| when you announced your half-hearted
Okeh?
Things are either right or they're
| wrong. There can't be tiny halfway
| ground If one wishes to enjoy to the
fullest his own handiwork or the hap
piness Of knowing that he has done q
valuable service for mankind. When
| ever a person quits laboring at any
thing before the job is entirely salts
| factorily finished, there is certain to
| follow disappointment and q sense Of
| resentment against ones own careless
| ness. And whenever one in authority
| okehs the work done by others by saw
| ing that "it'll do" neither he nor those
| engaged on the job will ever be
| pleased as greatly as If the task had
been perfectly done.
One of the chief reasons why many
go through life unhappy and com
plain of their rough pathways, Is the
inclination they display by aiming too
often for "whatll do" rather than aim
ing constantly for the very best.
Fortunately there is a growing ten
dency to demand perfect goods and
perfect work. There has been entirely
too much imperfection In both finished
materials and in the way work Is done.
But, perhaps, after oil this has been a
good thing. If 1T has caused an
awakening to n sense Of the impor-
lance Of absolute perfection, the diff
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breakers ahead-these things pluhgt
us into gloom.
And we, in our turn, pass the gloom
along. For our friends, seeing inc
black and foreboding faces thar we
wear, grow gloomy too.
One sullen-faced nan in an once
will sometimes spoil the day for Tie
entire working force.
One croaker on board a ship In q
storm may send the whole passenger
list into something very like a pane
Nobody loves a gloomy man-bu'
everybody listens to him-and iooN'
at him. ~.
The prophet of evil is never withou'
an audience.
Poe. in his remarkable poem shows
how the raven, by croaking the wore
''nevermore" was able to drive Il luck
less poet almost to the verge Oh III
sanity.
Continual gloom is not good FOR the
soul, any more than continual shadow
would be good for the green AM dos
soming things upon the surface OF Tie
earth.
We all need sunshine and a Grea'
deal Of 1t.
1t is not necessary to go about con
tinually telling people how happy we
are, like Pollyanna, but we can a
least keep our trouble to ourself, an
not look as if we were limping aIoni
toward the grave or the galloWs.
The gloomy man or woman III u
home destroys the happiness OF an en-
tire family-and usually drives the
children out on the streets, where al
least there is air and sunshine, and
maybe now and then a hurdy-gurdy,
The reason the jazz is popular, tina
the comic supplement sells by the mil
lion copies, and that the comedian gets
q thousand dollars q week is because
we will do anything to get rid OF
gloom.
1t IS IL burden on life, n menace tC
human happiness. If you are a gloon
addict. change your mode of thought
You are as much of a menace to the
community in which you move as was
Typhoid Mary" to hers.
(Copyright.)
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Something to Think About
Bu F. A. WALKER

Blu F. A. UALkER

mere pigmies In the worlds vocabulary,
they are really veritable giants, ter
rible In their wrath, but cheering, con-
selling and inspiring in their love.
i y
1t matters not how exalted or lOwly
you are, or whether you be rich or
poor, strong or weak, you cannot at
any time in your dealings with others
afford to summon up yes" or mo
without first giving serious thought Of
what may likely follow.
In all circumstances it will be found
advisable to use neither word until
you are absolutely sure OF your ground
and know your own heart.
Do that in all sincerity, and eyes
and mo" will be found faithful friends.
(Copyright)
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Uncommon
Sense s I61N p; AZ
GLOOM is

L VEN though wc are reasonably
IL sure that the sun is still in the
sky, a cloudy day depresses us. Most
of us suffer from q feeling of forebod-
ing ever on a clear day, when a cloud
comes between us and the distant fire
that lights and warns the world.
We are similarly sensitive to all the
little troubles Of our lives-to any
thing that disturbs our regularly or
dered existence.
A temporary illness-a suspicion
that there are some kind Of business
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SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out %pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medl-
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., ~Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
meEtion this paper.-Advertisement.
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7/IDDIES SIX
OWw viii M. Maupin
THREE O. MINE
EYES-O-BROWN and Sunny Hair,
- And Dickey-W inktum-Wee,

EYES-O-BROWN and Sunny Hair,
- And Observation-Disclosures,
Two beside my easy chair
And one upon my knee.
Thus the evenings come and go
Till Mr.. Sandman's call
Sets three wee heads to nodding low
And tired eyelids fall.
"This is the way to Sleepytown-
Jump into bed and cuddle down"
Eyes-o'-Brown wants "an'mal tales"
OF bears and woolly things;
While Sunny Hair most loudly walls
For whirr Of fairy wings.
But Dickey-Winktum-Wee just winks
His laughing eyes at me
| wonder what the young man thinks
Perched there upon my knee?
$50 sing hey no for Sleepytown-
Jump into bed and cuddle down! !"
"Once there was a big black bear
Two pairs of eyes grow bright;
Two forms press closer to my chair
AS If to Danish fright.
"And once there was a brave young
boy
Then dimpled faces shine,
While / with fairy lore add JOY
To those sweet tots Of mine.
But Dickey- Winktum-Wee just crows
Till off to Sleepytown he goes.
"Now l lay me down to Sleep
The goodnight prayers are said.
The fleecy clouds Of slumber creep
Above each little head.
Eyes-o'-Brown and Sunny Hair,
And Dickey-W inktum-Wee-
God guard and keep from ev'ry care
My little ones for me.
Safe i'm the shades Of Sleepytown-
Tucked in bed and the light turned
down.
~(Copyright.)
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MOTHER! CLEAN
CHlLD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Even a sick child loves the "fruity''
taste Of California Fig Syrup" If the
little tongue is coated, or IL your child
Is l~istless, cross, feverish, full of cold,
or has collie, give a teaspoonful to
cleanse the liver and bowels. In a few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly it works all the constipa-
ton poison, our bile and waste out Of
the bowels, and you have a well, play
full child again.
Millions Of mothers keep California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu-
Inc California Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children Of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother !!
You must say California" or you may
get an imitation fig syrup.-Advertise-
ment.
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Stumped.

The Woman was helping her young
nephew to undress ut bedtime. The
lad sat on the floor unlacing his shoes,
but i'm the cOurs Of time came q crop
per on n knot. He tugged at the lace
awhile, then all his pent-up feelings
were uttered in a very feeling
"D-n!"
lhe Woman was deeply chagrined
at such language and Informed him in
most severe tones that nice people
never used such words.
The boy was thoughtful for a mo-
ment, then he said: well, will you
please tell me what they make those
words for If you can't use them?'
The Woman YVES without an an
swer.-Chicago Journal.
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Helpful Hint.

Here! now!" yelled Constable
Slackputer of Petunia. what in tor
ment d. we mean by fiddling and phil
andering all over the streets with that
automobile the way you've been ado
Ing today"
This is my first car" answered the
offender, "and l haven't more than
half learned how ID drive 1t yet. L
want to turn around, but there doesn't
seem to be room enough in any Of the
streets here"
well, you just drive owe to Torpid
vile, six miles away, circumnavigate
the public square there, come back
here and you'll be turned around."-
Kansas City Star.
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Hiuhly Adaptable.

"a man should make some cOnces-
sions To public opinion remarked MIR
Gadspur.
"And if he's running for office he
certainly WILL" said Mr.. Twobble
"The Hon. Jeremiah Jabwind, for in
stance, has been q candidate for first
one thing and then another for the
past 20 years. All the Hon. Jere-
miah asks of public opinion is just
a chance to anticipate its Wishes
Birmingham Age-Herald.
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GLAD THAT BOTH HAD GONE
Honest Criticism Probably Would Have
Panied the Soul Of Statesman
Whose Hobby Is Painting.

Sir Auckland Geddes, the British
ambassador, said the other day at an
art exhibition:
winston Churchill paints, you
know. He writes, as well, but painting
is his latest hobby.
He's a good painter, too, though his
friends joke him a great deal about II.
He stayed not long ago at DunrObin
castle with the duke and duchess Of
Sutherland, and after he was gone the
duchess said:
"'Nlr. Churchill is so original. He
spent all his time while here painting
one Of the castle towers. He Is gone
now. ! am SO glad he took his picture
with him."
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DYED HER BABY'S COAT,
A SKIRT AND CURTAINS
WITH "DIAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con.
dye or tint her old, worn, faded things
new. Even If she has never dyed before,
she can put a new, rich color into shabby
skirts, dresses, waists, coats, stockings,
sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings,
everything. Buy Diamond Dyes-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guar
anteed. Just tell your druggist whether
the material you wish to dye is wool or
silk, or whether it is linen, cotton, or
mixed goods. Diamond Dyes never streak.
spot, fade or run.-advertisement.
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culties the world has experienced may
prove only q small price to pay for bet
ter things.
No one can ever get the greatest
possible enjoyment from the things he
is doing If he is doing them ~half-heart-
edly; nor will he be inclined to do
the best work when he is in that state
of mind. 1t is, therefore, essential to
ones happiness that he either work
toward perfection in what he is doing,
or else engage himself in something
more to his liking which he can be
sure to do we'll.
(Copyright.)
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FOOD FOR THE FAMILY

n N OLD fashioned cooky that even
"A the grownups will ask for Is:
Meadow Inn Cookies.
Work one cupful Of shortening into
one cupful of sugar, then add n cup
full of molasses, two tablespoonfuis
of vinegar, two teaspoonfuls OF soda
dissolved in one tablespoonful of sour
milk, and three tablespoonfuls of cold
coffee. Add one we'll beaten egg, mix
and sift three cupfuls of -four with one
teaspoonful each of allspice and ginger
Mix all together and let stand over
night. In the morning roll to one
/ fourth inch in thickness. Sprinkle
with sugar and cut with a cooky cut
ter dipped In flour. Bake in a moder
ate wen.
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eyes" n mo"

THESE two little words, yes and
L no, with which men have been
wrestling for ages, are vocables Of
enormous meaning, capable Of settling
all the simple and complex problems
In life, when used with utmost wisdom
and likewise with utmost caution.
In Washington, the statesmen who
were debating and adjusting the ques-
ton of limited armament found
IT. difficult at times to apply Eyes" and
mo" to the ~interrogations which
naturally arose In the discussion, and
In which the whole world Is vitality in
terested.
To use these monosyllables at the
right time and in the proper place Is
the earnest wish of every fair-minded
man or bins who would have peace
and goodwill on earth"
But to do so in truth and mercy,
when dissension is rife and righteous
ness seems to be tumbling noisily like
mountains in an earthquake, requires
the wisdom Of Solomon and the pa
thence Of job, accompanied with divine
guidance.
How many lives of promising young
men and women have. been blighted
by the indlscriminate playing of yes"
and mo-?
How many nations have gone to war
through the utterance in anger of a
ruthless Eyes" when a compliment nc"
authoritatively spoken, might have
saved millions of precious lives. I'M
told sorrows and inestimable treas
ure?
He or she who makes merry with
these small words without giving
thought to the immensely Of their pow
er to create or destroy, is risking
everything in this life, and possibly
In the life to come.
Though these words may seem but
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Warranted LoQuacity.

THAT little fellow does not seem TO
be very laxative" commented the pic
ture enlarger.
"Well, no; not as a generl rule" re-
piled Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge,
Ark. But he can talk all right when
he's got anything TO say. FIR instance,
he slipped and set down In a kittle of
hot water luther day, and fairly
pizoned the surrounding atmosphere
with his remarks. kansas City Star.
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Stews.

Into a large pot put one large fowl
or a rabbit, neatly jointed, cover with
two quarts Of water, adj three sliced
onions, one and onNhalf pints of lima
beans or less, If the family is small;
n pint of tomatoes with salt and pep
per to taste. Cook slowly until the
meat Is tender, add a can Of corn and
some hot boiled potatoes. Serve from
the casserole.
Copyright. 1922. Western Newspaper Union.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-03-10
Gets a Second Shock.

To the elderly ~spinster's amazement
the young man in the sitting room
suddenly threw himself upon his
knees as he entered.
Miss Oldcake," said he, twill you
be my wife,"
Eyes, Mr.. Mutt" replied she, gasp
ing for breath. "But, really, / thought
all along that you had serious de-
signs on my younger sister"
Il have" was the rejoinder, as the
youth rose to his feet. "Im only
practicing now !'-Boston Post.