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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
HEADACHES and
SLEEPLESSN NESS
Usually Caused by Stomach or
a. Bowel Trouble

I tbs usually found that the begin
ming Of headaches or sleeplessness
or other nervous condition Is from
constipation or indigestion or
both. The explanation is simple
for one can readily understand
that II they should eat spoilsd
food they would Immediately be-
come deathly sick IL indeed they
did not die from 1t. There Is lit
| tie difference between eating
spoiled food and having it spoil
after It is taken into the stomach.
II Immediately comes in contact
with the blood and IL the stomach
sours 1t and ferments It producing
poisonous gases It is quite natur-
al that headaches and general
nervousness would quickly fol-
low. Later II the condition be-
comes chronic aenemla and gem
eral run down condition prevails.
The surest and quickest road to
health in such distress is iNery-
Worth, for sale at most drug
stores at, one dollar a bottle on.a
positive guarantee Of money back
IL the first bottle does not show
satisfactory results. It is always
on sale in this city at Cranes
Drug Co, tIl
Mrs. Huffman, OF Johnstow1i,.
Pa, told us Of her experience, She
had periodical headaches, ter
ribly distracting and painful
every three or four days. Her
stomach and bowels were bad. She
had rheumatic pains and was very
weak and all run down, Before
she had taken one bottle her pain
lleft her md she hlenk aoundlY.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
To vaIuabIe dine talkIng 4!
By CONDO

To valuable time talking to
janltor $.91.
To concealing liquor from L.
Cunningham $1.23.
To Coaches Emeritus Club pub.
liclty (charge Ira SMITH 81. 90.
To wasted efforts on Kip Flem-
ing S1.76.
To two pounds copy paper fol
publicity for l. A. Barnes sos.
To make Tom Cornell famous
(not much effort required) sol.
To incidentials s.23.
~ wish you would total that up
for me-" said the Maid
~ am not very good on fig.
ures," said the Chief, "but IN
ake 1t down to Albert Kerns, and
II he can borrow chew of Mail
Pouch he'll add 1t up in a jiffy.'
Make 1t snappy," urged the
Maid II am thinking Of running
for police matron."
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

80 ~ hl7
n: ipealil Sos West Virginia upty et-
sity Will address, the students ana
towns people In the high school.
Friday evening the regular NOV.
ing picture show will be held. The
feature will be the Paramount pro.
durtlon, The Ghost In the Garrett
starring Dorothy Gish. The next
episode Of Go Get En- Hutch.
will also be given, Tho manage.
ment OF the show feels that the
quality Of the picture for this week
will make up In some measure for
the disappointment last Friday
when the picture did not arrive.
To Play smlthfIeld
Saturday afternoon the Farming.
ton High School football team will
be out for revenge. They will Jour.
ney to Smithfield to tackle the.
high school team OF that place.
Nothing is known o! the strength
or record OF the Smithfield team,
but the Pennington team and fans
are thinking that 1t is about time
for the worm TO turn and for Far.
mington to win a game. The team
has been steadily improving In
every game played, and unless
Smtthfield Is greatly better than any
team Pennington has played this
year, victory viii perch on the Far.
mington 6aner next Saturday. The
local players SEQ n victory for tho
first time this yenr, and they will
put up mighty stubborn fight be.
fore they will bow to any more op.
ponerts.
Illustrated Lecture
f Last but not least IN the weeks
events vii be the Illustrated lee.
ture In the high school auditorium
Saturday evening by Miss Scanlon,
the noted lecturer from New 2ea-
land 'lius lecture is being held un-
der the auspices OF the Woman's
club. Miss Scanlon is very promi.
nent in politics In her native coun-
try on tho other side OF tho world,
and she has been delivering lee.
lures in NJ the prominent cities
in America for several months. Her
talk will not deal entirely with
woman's politics. however, for she
has a series OF slides with her pic
turing her native land, so the lee.
ture will be of interest to men as
well as to women. A small admis:
sion will be charged, 10 and Is
cents being The prices set.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

School boys and girls are going to be intensely
interested in election day. Why not2-the West
Virginia State Department of Education has de-
creed that election day is to be holiday and II
there is anything that is more interesting than a
holiday, school children would like some one to
produce 1T. The teacher should impress upon the
children It will be their duty to SEQ that their
fathers and mothers vote sometime during that day
of freedom.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
Berton Braley's Poem
TREAsURE.TRovE.

"A mighty good thing to seek after,
Is laughter;
The blood, when we chuckle and
smoker,
Runs quicker.
The doctors will tell you a Singer
Gives vigor,
And jokes, II they're not too sar'
donic,
Are tonic.
It's really much wiser to frivol
Than SWIVEL;
And folks shouldn't ever be frown,
80 Or Glowing.
The fellow, whose jests set Us
shaking
go And quaking
Is making life fuller OF SAVIOR,
And Drawer!
While out of our threats we car
jlggle
A giggle
Well face any fate with no furry
OF worry.
So here's to the bird at whose
chatting
We're laughing.
Who turns all our woes and our
troubles
To bubbles;
He's worth more than solemn.taced
preachers
Or teachers,
And so on his brow we are press.
ing
Our blessing!
fFnnvrt1hk 1nOoN
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
RUFF STUFF

To those who are expecting t
die. we call attention to bargair
in monuments being offered by 4
reliable firm.
Yea, Ben Kahn! He won Ford
Let's go for a ride. Benny.
Orderly Election in Cuba Elk
.pected-heaGItne. That's tough
luck.
We love to smell the burning
leaves, tho burning leaves we smell
we like to smell the burning leaves
we do like
There Will be. a fine prize fol
the first to turn in the missing
word.
Last call for expense accounts
Is Nicely under the wire?
Speaking OF expense accounts
We saw a double kolum cut of RaJ
Garvin In the Clarksburg Expon.
ent. Seemed to have a counten.
ance possessing intelligent pos
sibilities.
Trouble is there ant no chance
for no Demmies In Harrison Coun.
f.
Wonder IL that woman in New
Jersey who shot at the reporters
was trying to get her name in the
paper?
Lloyd George nj; Not Seriously
headline. That's the only thug
he doesn't take seriously.
Royal Jewels Hidden in Butter
headline. Pretty soft, eh what?
lou nave ten days to discount
the first Of the month.
The blooming IDIOTS bloom In
winter and summer.
Twenty years ago people ran t
see autos; now everybody has his
own Dodge.
There Is little to choose between
mosquitoes and wooden underwear
except that you can kill a mosquito
once in while.
Many a beau plays second fid
de-. String that on your plano.
Ambassador Harvey says womer
have no souls. Just for that We
hope he is appointed a major lea
que umpire.
Keep the dogs warm advise,
a magazine writer. Boy. page Mr.,
stemple Of hot dog fame.
II you don't think married mer
have their ups and downs. ask tbs
fellow whose kid has had the
whooping cough.
He's up with every whoop ant
doYn between whoops all night
long.
1t was catawba's ball on usz:
towns S-yard line! :,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

on this Question. The Republic party proud 81
nttast between the past two years and the
years when tie Democratic party made d slnm of
the city and county has no fear that unfairsparti
san cuff and bitter untruhful personal attack will
shift the political situation one iota from its Hrm
support of an administration that makes clean
politics and law enforcement its chief. aim.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

"Here 1T is" said the. Maid tos-
sing a long sheet down.
Amons other things the chief
read: *
To four pounds Of. copy paper
for publicity for Mayor tGonawav
SIG. n,;.; /,
To three pounds OF copy paper
for publicity, Ned Smith SIP.
To letter to Major Nicely and
stamp sos.
$40 letter to Tom Ford and
stamps S.s7.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

i
al. Resul6t ION iianeing i enfotcea
by the authorities 6t Tie school.
The new instructor aits, Appss
Belle Leigh, who recently arrived
in Fairmopt to take up her new des
ties, has had a sreat deal olieSpeft.
enee In physical education work and
dancing, She was formerly an In
structor In college IN Texas where
she was employed Us a physlcal
education teacher. Mrs. Leigh
spent 4 year as o physical education
student In the University OF Cats
fornia prior to her work IN Texas.
She also gave exhibition dancing al
the Saint Anthony Hotel In san
Antonio. Tex.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
AWARDED FELLOWSHIP.

CAMBRIDGE. Mass, Nov. a.
John N. Brown of Newport, R.. l.,
heir Of great wealth, has been
awarded a fellowship by Harvard
University for travel and study
without stipend. He Is a first year
student in the Harvard graduate
school Of arts and science.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

In 1918 we. the people, took the Democratic par
ty "for better for worse" but found 1t worse
than we took 1t for. This Is what it left on our
hands: A debt twice as big as. necessary; extra
vagance! panic; farming near ruin; business at
a standtsil; five million people out Of work; our
nation distrusted abroad; impatience, discomfort
and unrest growing at home; chaos; deficits; and
everything topsy turvy. Out Of this the Republican
party has brought order economy, confidence,
leadership among the nations, Limitation of world
ornaments, stability, and the beginnings of pros
perity.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
Stomach Wrong?.

Every sufferer from stomach
trouble, gas, belchiug. sour stom.
ach, nervousness, dizziness. and bill.
iousnes, should get a box OF Nj:
o.Na stomach tablets today and
start a treatment, Guaranteed BY
a. and H. Drug Co.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

Don't bother me-" said the
Maid II am just finishing up my
expense account"
What are you running for"
asked Snider. "
For exercise" declared the
Maid.
"Listenl I'll arrest you If you
get sassy"
please don't!" plead the Maid
II was Just kidding"
ALBRIGHT; but let me see that
expense accounts -,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

Our greatest service to our country can only be
by helping to build up and elect the candidates Of
the party believe most able to direct-its affairs
wisely,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02
TaE MAID
on THE COURTHOUSE

Hello. Maid" said the Police
Ghisf snider to, the Maid on the
Court louise as he hustled down to
work this morning.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

It was catawbG's ball on uszz
towns s-yard line! Ii
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

He's up with every whoop and
doyn between whoops all night
long.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

II you don't think married men
have their ups, and downs ask the
fellow whose kid has had the
whooplng cough.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-02

Keep the dogs warm advised
a magazine writer, Boy, page Mr..
stemple of hot dog fame.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06

while both the Navy men defeated
Shumaker. Summary:
Foils Shears. Navy. defeated
Thompson. Pennsylvania. "a; Grand
field. Navy, defeated Cavers. Pennsyl-
vania. "a: Floyd. Navy, defeated He'd
dinger. Pennsylvania. rs; Becker
Navy. defeated Thompson. Pennsyl-
vania. IA; Shears. Navy, defeated
Cavers, Pennsylvania. "a; Grandfield
Navy. defeated Thompson. Pennsyl-
vania 1872; Shears. Navy. defeated
Heddinger. Pennsylvania, 10; Floyd
Navy. defeated Cavers. Pennsylvania,
IA; Becker, Navy. defeated Heddin-
ger, Pennsylvania, rs
Sabers Seabright. Pennsylvania,
defeated Stewart. Navy. rs; Stewart
Navy, defeated Shumaker. Pennsyl-
vania. To; Guider. Navy. defeated
Seabright. Pennsylvania. IL; Guider
Navy. defeated Shumaker, Pennsyl-
vania. ~.
Dueling Swords-Hunter. Navy. de-
feated Heddinger. Pennsylvania, 81 +;
Cavers. Pennsylvania. defeated Gallo
way. Navy. 20: Galloway, Navy. de-
feated Heddinger. Pennsylvania, 20;
Hunter. Navy. defeated Cavers, Penn
sylvania 20
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
EXCELLENT LINE OF PARAMOUNT
PICTURES HAVE EARLY SHOW
ING At THE CIRCLE

The patrons of the Circle have been
treated 10 some excellent productions
OF the Famous-Players Lasky Cor
poration who are responsible for the
well-known Paramount Pictures
shown in every leading theatre in this
country. Among the pictures shown
have been Miss Lulu Bett' that en-
tertaining picture from the play of
the same name; Three Word Brand
the best William S. Hart picture we
have ever seen. and Morals" star
ring Nav MacAvoy THE Call of the
North" was one of the best outdoor
pictures ever shown in any theatre
as patrons of the Circle of last month
will testify.
In honor of the Tenth Anniversary
OF Paramount Pictures. the producers
have made an extra effort at artistic
and worthwhile entertainment with
the following plays TO be shown at
early dates at the, Circle;
Cecil BE DeMille's Fools Para
disc" with Dorothy Dalton.
Wallace Reid. in The Champion"
Gloria Swanson, in Her Hus-
bands Trade Mark: also in
Elinor Gyms Behind the
Rocks"
Mary Miles Minter in The Heart
Specialist" and in "Tillie."
Betty Compson. in The Green
Temptation"
lis Matrimony a Failure" with
Roy Barnes. Lila Lee and Lois
Wilson. .,s..s.
| Jack Holt and Bebe Daniels. in
Wal of Paradise"
The special program this weekend
at the Circle is the Thomas H. Inc'
picture. Hail the Woman" which hat
such a successful run, in leading
Baltimore house a fortnight ago. Mex
weeks special weekend Offering i
the first picture on the above list
Fools Paradise" which is playing
/ this week at the largest theatre in tn
south-The Century of Baltimore. -
/ (Ady.)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
TO AILING WOMEN
A Little Sound Advice Win, Help
Many A Sufferer In Annapolis

No woman should consider herself
healthy and well if the kidneys are
weak Poisons that pass off in the
secretions when the kidneys are we'll,
are retained in the body when the
kidneys are disordered. If the kidneys
and bladder become inflamed and
swollen worse troubles may quickly
follow. This is often the cause of
bearing-down pains, lameness, back
ache. etc. Uric poisoning is also fire.
quent cause of headaches, dizzy spells,
languor, nervousness and rheumatic
pain.
When suffering so. try DOan's Kid
ney Pills. a remedy that has proven
effective in thousands of such cases.
Ask your neighbor, Let an Annapolis
woman tell of her experience.
Mrs. w. T. Cadell, 113 Charles ST.,
Annapolis, says: Il can recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills as reliable rem
edy. / have used them with benefit.
Ny kidneys were weak and | often
had dull backaches and felt run down
and languid. The action of my kid
neys was irregular. | used Doan's
Kidney Pills as directed and they re-
lieved the backaches and other signs
of kidney complaint"
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mrs. Cadell had. Foster ilburn Co.,
Mfrs. Buffalo. n Y. -
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
OFFERED SCHOLARSHIP
tcon,,poed rr.m Page ~

for use in colleges and universities.
Not only are high school pupils Of
the forty-eight states eligible 70 COM
pete. hut notices are Icing scat to
the school authorities OF the terri
tories and possessions OF the United
States. Pupils in the District of Co
lumbia. Alaska. Porto Rico. Hawaii
and the Philippines submitted manu-
scripts in last years contest. An
nouncements are being made a; once
TO all school officials in the United
States.
The conduct of the contcs, u ,esSi-
tates an organization for each state.
being effected in the majority Of in
stances through the state department
OF Public instruction, or through a
leading state university These or
CARNATIONS. il is said. will receive
the essays for their respective states,
make a selection of the best submit
ted. and forward il TO the office of the
committee at Washington. Among the
state universities that will conduct
the contest in their respective COM
monwealths are listed the UniVer-
sity OF Kentucky. the University of
North Carolina, the University OF
South Carolina. the University OF Vir-
ginia. the University of North Da-
kota. the University OF Maryland. the
University of South Dakota. the Uni
versity of Tennessee. and many
others.
The contest last year was won h,
Miss Garyland Johnson. a pupil ir
the Bridgeport, West Virginia high
school. Miss Johnson. upon her grad
uation, will attend one of the leading
women's colleges, all tuition and rea-
sonable expenses being betrayed by
the donor of the scholarship. The
first scholarship offered was awarded
Miss Katharine F. Butterfeld, Weiser.
Idaho. who is now in her second year
in college under the terms of the
scholarship. The scholarship is val
ued at not less than $4,000.
Complete rules of the contest. a
photography, suggestions and other
information may be had upon appli-
cation to the Highway and Highway
Transport Education Committee. Will
lard Building, Washington, ID. c., it
is announced.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Navy Relief
Supper-Dance

a novel party was given at the
Naval Academy on Saturday night
when a number of ladies arranged a
supper for the benefit OF the Navy
Relief Association. The Armory was
transformed into a cafe with small
tables arranged around the dancing
space, and long one placed at The
extreme end OF the room where the
Masuueraders entertained their
friends at supper after their perfor-
nance. All returns are not yet III
but II is thought that about $500 Will
be cleared for the Navy Relief.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
(Adv.)

Post-Do you always advise your
neurasthenic patients 10 have a con-
slant companion? Alienist-Always.
The companion Immediately becomes
another neurasthenic patient.-Judge.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Crowds Here
For Weekend

In spite. Of the torrential down
pour Last Saturday every car coming
into town was loaded with girls and
their chaperones. all headed fer the
Naval Academy where the 3-ring cir
cuses staged ON Saturdays from now
10 the end OF the academic year have
been inauguraied There were all
sorts of events in sports. an infor-
NAL hop and matinee OF the Mas
queraders id the afternoon. wrestling
and boxing in the evening rs well
as another performance OF the Mas
queraders and The Navy Relief sup
per and dance,
Among the well-known out OF town
girls who were here were the Misses
Annette and Agnes Ashford, Gwen
dolin Holland, Margery Gelm and
Eugene LeMerle, OF Washington;
Aileen and Alicia Clark. and Emily
Symington, OF Baltimore. and Eaith
Duncan, OF Pelham Manor.
Mrs Paul Iglehart. OF Baltimore,
was the guest OF Miss Mary Randall
Magluder Yesterday.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Returns To
harlnnr

Mrs Carroll Storrs Alden. who has
ZEN spending the past three weeks in
ia.nh'a with her niece. Mrs. W.
""aihmey. has returned 10 her
#e p Wariour.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
bneSiS OF Miss
lnne Riddle

Mss Anne Riddle had as her week
fni guests Miss Elizabeth Timberlake.
BerryyiIle and Miss Kate Street. of
baltimore who spent last year in An
ap0lis
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06

W-. Isabelle Bruce. daughter of
ST. I raven Bruce. who is visiting
raehur-t was among those enter
er.as 81 me Piuehurst Country Club
an saturday
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Commodore And
Mr. Heap Here

Commodore and Mrs Laurence
Heap were guests OF Commander and
Mrs J q Richardson yesterday.
Commander and Mrs. Emery Land
spent he weekend with Captain and
N,s 4 N Watt.
Miss Carrie Tucker. OF Bloomfield"
peHi Yesterday in Washington with
Bar sister, Mrs A. B. Beall.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Western Visitors
leave For Home

~. John Larrimore. OF Minneapo-
aal Miss Bobby Jett. OF Kansas
~ nave returned home after spend
..e PAS, Two weeks at Cumberland
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06

The 40-yard dash settled itself into
a brush between. kannakanui and
Boiling, Navy, the Hawaiian finishing
six inches ahead. Pougnet, the Navy
Plebe, again did we'll in the 60-foot
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Naying In
itlantIc (ity

Mrs Walton Hopkins. who has been
Atlantic City with her sister. Mrs
Hardy Gieske. for the past week. will
return home next Wednesday.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
IagaliondN To
tive Dance

/ lance viii be given tomorrow
rgh, in he Assembly Rooms by the
members Of tho VagabOnds' Club. The
MUSIC viii be by Cohen's Collegian
0r hcsrl
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Here For
WerG.rud

Miss Harriet Love. OF Washington
e4s he weekend guest of the Misses
n1u'orl
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Il.ftors From
Washington

Rear-AImiral and Mrs William A
Hrr" visited friends in Annapolis
yesterday Their daughter. Miss Janet
Ree" wAs here for the weekend.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06
Receiving
Congratulations

Mr.. and Mrs. John Stehle. OF West
street. are receiving congratulations
OH the birth of son. on Saturday.
Mrs. Stehle was before her marriage
Miss Adeline Polyanski, of Belvoir,
Md. Mother and child are both doing
well.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-03-06

= hsry Wilson. who was for
A'Ss Anne Tilghmsn. and her
49,. r.. Nary Lawrence. are visiting
Mrs Osle Tilghman for a
They will return To Wash
a Wednesday. where Lieut.
aaer Wilson is on duty AT the
3 Naval Aoronautics.