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The Washington times., 1922-12-15
ALL DEAD EASY.

Hello, Ashesl" -
"'Mornin', Cinders."
Got anything hot dis mornlnT
"Yeh. ono right of de Gr'ddIe'
Cinders."
.'Cemmence pouring Dc grease
on. Ashes." q
aAw, right. when am . pistol
like , shoe h0rnf"
"Um! Easy. When IT'S . slsoot-
in'."
''Cinders, boy. 10 b nic!Is.
plated stuff! Lsacidate dis: When
ID . bee like . rough body Of
water3"
"Dae's honey. when 10 . bay
bee, u coHrse."
MAN, 70. b . shinin' light:
WhSd Q thought . kinl<y hal1
Ilke your'n could dislntegSa2e With
sech persplcultyf Try d. Ias' and
worse: when n . Wife beater Hike
he was before prohibitionS"
sWhen he can Tck'er.Ta
boy, d champeen's b< b yo'
property. Must Be leavin' now.
30 1sng, CinAsrs."
"Bye-bye. Ashee." -
@. G. SHANK.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Parent Teacher Meeting.

Historical papers were read 1T
. meeting of The District of O.
.iumbia cong d Mothers and
Parent. .reacx associations at the
willard yesS12day afferfioon. Among
those to read papers were Admiral
Franklin j. Drake, u. s. NJ. Mrs.
William owen, DR., Marcus Benta-
min, Mrs. Clara l.. Bowling and
Miss Estelle Richardson.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
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fer Potting her testlmealal ~
Dsbb's PtiIs right nest e 8 p1c-
trre ef some eherus Girls In tights
that was in the show there 6at-
Mlss rrscis Pillsbsry sntsrssis-
q Mr. Herman Bsssi;sky e New
Yeek city. ever Sunday. HS.
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femess bricnix sos, 49, .ssSppsd
t.ss sfs asrs ss 81, ~: n: C.sy C.sy e 9klssssn..
specimea q the BcsseSSIii.s. :
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Burns called On Miss PillsbUPy
during the sftsrsssa.
Dad wimPus Aas sssk - rs.A.
ing New Thought. and says r.
a1nt Uot No dad-gum chilblaina
nehsw his books seys there sln't
two hundred dsllaFs worth q
medicine for them things, he says,
but now all he has % dc, 10 slsuf
his eyes and WIggls his sSisr
plsxss, ssA fsrges ali shout 'sm.
.Miss Collie Coz Of Crssviiss Va.
here Thursday. giving muslc lee-
sens. Her star pupil - Wed
Tick. who can NOW play Wagnsr's
Trayista In p flst claar tkreagk
without 'sspp,nnExr .,o.sox
The Russian soviets haze eSs
c,tted only I,766,IfS persons /,
The last feU years, a record jxs
. little better than axtomobil,
tiilings IN America.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
COLORADO RIVER
!: COMPACT TO
0nHEuE.1
Seven States Join With v. S.
For Vast Irrigation and
Power Development.

4 Secretary Of State Hughes today
received from Secretary of Com.
merce Hoover, and deposited in the
State Departments archives. the
original copy Of the Colorado river,
compact between representatives of
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Meeting for Y. w. c. A. Work.

Mrs. Lewis H. Lapham. of New
York. chairman of/the world service
council Of the national board. r. w.
G. A.. will be the principal speaker
thie afternoon at the drawing room
gathering at the residence Of Mrs.
Robert Woods Bliss. This meeting
win conclude q number held here In
the interest Of the Y. w. G. A.. work.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
FARMBUREAU| IN
ROCKVILLE
535STRONG
Drive for Members Gives Good
Results All Through Mont
gomery County.

SPECIAL 10 The washingtss Tines.
ROCKVILLE, Nd, Dec. 16.-Tbe
Inembership drive just completed by
the. Montgomery County Farm Bu-
reau, under the direction OF q COM
mittee consisting of John w. Hen
derson. chairman; Josiah w. Jones
and Clarence l.. Gilpin, resulted in
636 farmers and dairymen signing az
three-year members and agreeing to
pay an annual fee Of SO each.
Those uniting with the. organiza-
ton represent all sections Of the
county. the number In each district
being as follows: LAytonsville, 50;
Ciarksburg. as; Poolesviile. IS: Rock
Vile. 81: Colesville. 81: Darnestown.
IS; Oney. 90;. Gaithersburg, At; Po-
tomac. Is: Barnesville. 81; Damescus.
81. and Wheaton, "a.
The Montgomery County Farm Blu.
reau was the first organization. Of
Its kind formed in the State. Now
there are nine others. Representa-.
tives of the ten bureaus will meet In
Frederick next month In conjunction
with the annual meeting Of the
Maryland Agricultural Society and
will organize the Maryland State
Federation of Farm Bureaus.
The Montgomery county bureau II
annually buying for it's members
around 100000 worth Of fertilizers,
lime. binder twine. etc. and is each
year saving for its members from
$4,000 to $4,000.
Herbert Cooper. twenty-eight years
old, who was arrested several weeks
ago at the home of his brother at
Silver Spring. this county. at the re-
quest Of the Florida authorities, and
who u charged by q former employe
OF Jacksonville, Fla, with forgery.
has been turned over by the local au-
thorities, In whose custody he has
been ever since his arrest, to Florida
officers and " on his way South TO
answer the charge against him.
Because none sf the bids was
within the amount Of money avail
able, the county board of education
has rejected all bids for the construc-
tion of new public school building
At Takoma Park.
The Rt. Rev. Alfred Harding,
bishop Of Washington. will next Sun.
day confirm classes at Christ
Church. Rockville. In the morning.
and Ascension Church. Gaithersburg,
In the afternoon.
Although the recent decision of the
circuit court for this county that the
two laws enacted by the last legis-
lature creating. the county police
force. which direct that fines be
turned over to the county commits
sioners for use in maintaining the
police system. are invalid. insofar
as $1.600 monthly motor vehicle fines
are concerned. the county police sys-
tenn will not, It ,is stated. be crippled
for lack Of funds.
Since the police system went into
effect several months ago fines and
costs, exclusive Of those in motor
vehicle cases, have been averaging
something like $500 q month. In
addition to the fines. something like
$4,000 year In dog taxes. 90 to the
fund. @
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Roosevelt Memorial.

Members Of the Roosevelt Memo
rial Commission have decided to In
vito contrthDtion Of ideas from Amer
lean artistA and architects for the
memorial to the late President Rooos-
welt to be erected in Washington out
OF funds which have been raised by
popular subacription.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Erie Issue Approvod.

The Erie railroad was authorised
today BY the Intsrstate Commerce
Commission to issue $500. 900 OF
equipmsnt trust ceftificates. These
are to be sold ct not less than 90 per
cent of par and the proceeds used
in part payment Of sixty locomotives.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
"SLIP THIS TO
BILL"

Was ALI that postal officials
had to guide them in delivering
a letter to Heard and Seen.
II was one OF HANK HAW-
KINS' ideas to test postal
authorities.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
TRYING TO HORN IN.

Dear Bal: I see by the papers
that tho embassies are entitled
to haze liquor. ! am an E. M. b.
c. Is there any chance Of my get
ting q little rHm for my plxm
pudding sascs.
E. M. G..
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Sing q song Of sig bucks,
Hip pocket full OF rye:
Four and twenty quarters
Went to make this buy.
when the flask was opened
The birds began 10 sing.
But II didn't turn out
AZ you think--no btffi b4agl
The poor guy wasn't drinking boot
He didmt fall over dead;
II was real p. v. (prs-Volstsad)
stuff.
And Il Just went to his head.
He had q good time at his home,
Talked Jovially with his wife.
Lived happily ever after.
w. =. HAY0HE.
Connecticut western news., 1922-11-16
THE INDIAN DRUM
(Continued from page 2)

them, he founU, towns about the north. ern end of the lake; very few upon other lakes-Superior and Huron but most were upon or very close to Lake Michigan. These people lived by means of the lake; they got their sus- tenance from 1t, as Corvet had lived, and as Corvet had got his wealth. Alan was feeling like one who, bound, has been suddenly unloosed. From the time when, coming to see Corvet, he had found Oorvet gone, until now, he had felt the impossibility of explaining from anything he knew or seemed like ly to learn the mystery which had sur rounded himself and which had sur rounded Corvet. But these names and addresses They indeed offered some thing to go upon, though Luke now was forever still, and his pockets had told Alan nothing.
 He found Emmet county on the map and put his finger on 1t. Spearman, WaSsaquam had said, came from there. 'The Land of the Drumi" he said aloud. Deep and sudden feeling stirred in him as he traced out this land on the chart-the little towns and villages, the islands and headlands, their lights and their uneven shores.
Connecticut western news., 1922-11-16
ONE WEAK SPOT

ly Canaan People Have a Weak Tt and Too Often It's The Back lany people have a weak spot. joo often it's a bad back. winges follow every sudden twist iull aching keeps up, day and 1t.
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 pr backache and urinary ills. Ask
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 iss Mary L. Lermond, Box 8, Jan, says: My kidneys were in ry poor condition. They acted frequently and caused annoy . When I bent over I not only me dizzy, but my back ached rely. Sharp pains would go
 $ the lower part of it whenever gan to work. My condition in afal was very poor and I began
 g Doan's Kidney Pills upon my
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 ole box of Doan's z. to entirely
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 I got Doan's at Dempsey's Drug 70
 ice soc at all dealers. Don't
 y ask for a kidney remedy-get
 Is Kidney Pills-the same that
 Lermond had. Foster-Milburn
 Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
Connecticut western news., 1922-11-16
INTERESTING SERMON
 BY REV. A. K. SKINNER
Continued from page l

Soon across the leagues of ocean Our bristling transports brought home to
 oar shores the heroic youth that had done this splendid thing in the name of America and of humanity. Every where the victory was fittingly and formally celebrated, and the stress of war gave way to the hazardous era of the peace that follows war. Those who recognize tke great laws that underlie the behavior of men in the mass, who know that the move mcnt of progress is not steady for ward movement, but that ever, ac- tion and reaction give to it, now it's
Connecticut western news., 1922-11-16
OPERTY OWNERS ATTENTION
If you contemplate selling or hold

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Connecticut western news., 1922-11-16

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, 1922-09-26
CHEYENNE HIGH
GRABS OPENER
Defeats Loveland, Colo, 6 to
0, in First Football of
Season.

CHEYENNE. Wye. sapt. 25.-chey-
enne high schools football team OPP
ened the eason Saturday with a 6-to-
0 victory over the Loveland. Cello.
eleven and seem headed toward n sue
cessful season after n couple of years
OF only mediocre teams. Rhone. the
I75-pound fullback, intercepted a Love-
land forward pass just before the end
of h first half and ran rs yards for
a touchdown, tho only score Of the
game
Coach Simmons. the new mentor
from Pennsylvania, has drilled the
team better in the fundamentals Of the
game than ordinarily and looks 10
have n winning combination.
Cheyenne is. pointing for the Lara
mic game and'the Armistice day game
with Casper in the oil town. The vic
tory over Loveland is regarded as an
encouraging sign as the the northern
Colorado high schools generally put
up the best brand of football in tho
Rocky Mountain region.
, 1922-09-26
JOE EDDLEMAN RETURNS
TO DIES MONIES AFTER
HARD LUCK SEASON

GREYBULL, wyo.. Sept 2s.-Joe
Eddieman. portside hurler who pitched
for the local team in the Midm ~;
league last year. is back with pes
Moines in tns Western league, the
Three.I a having closed 10 Gays
ago.
Eddleman has had hard luz It's
year in being with three losing teaI'.s
He went up f-om Des Moines to Co.nm
bus in the American Association and
Columbus ran eighth all sea n Clai
ence Rowland turned Jtc taek 10 Des
Moines and Des A5e.ncs sa'p % bihi
out to Rockfo=.. The liz tar
landed home in sixth place IN the
Three-r.
Since Joining Des Moines. The iowa
team has beer struggling alo''s in
seventh place.
Ben Bristox last ears center
fielder for the Greybull cam. finished
the season with tn. Eii,1 club OF Okla
homa in the Southwestern leasre-
When the season closed Bristow joined
Oklahoma City in tue Western League
, 1922-09-26
MINNESOTA GRID
HOPES ARE HIGH
Fighting Spirit Exceptional
Former Cornhusker Men
tor Declares.

MINNEAPOLIS. MINI. Sept. 60
.(By the Associated Press. The Uni
versity OF M%innesota 1922 football
squad, well into the second weak Of
training. gives promise of developing
a well balanced first string team. with
the reserves n questionable collection.
The fighting spirit, however, is OK.
pected to carry the squad a long way,
according to Fred L%uerhing. athletic
director. who declared: IT have
seen better material at Nebraska.
but never a better fighting spirit"
Director Luerhing formerly was in
charge of athletics at Nebraska.
The backfleld candidates are chow
ing well in the kicking and passing
game. giving Indications that Min
nesota will have the strongest kick
ing combination in her history. Mar
tineau. Gilstad. EcShund and Furst,
with Cy Olson and Myrum form a
highly promising kicking combins-
ton,
Martineau. Giistad and Ecklund
are fine punters. and are getting
greater distance this season. Furst
and Ecklund are good drop and place
kickers. Oliver Aas. ENTER and cap
tsln, did virtually all the kicking
after touchdown last season.
With AIartinau, GIlstad and Eek
lund in The backfisld, any one of
them is a triple-threat man any time
he starts. for all can pass and run
well in addition to their kicking
ability. Gilstad, a member of The
1920 and 1921 teams, and Martineau
are the best passers.
Among the other backfield candi-
dates are McCreery. Clark. Grose,
H~ultkrans. De Loach. Schjoll, Tay-
Ior. Van Duzee and Oster.
Captain Aas is expected to be n
fixture at center unless injuries put
him out. Mozart, Copeland, McDOn-
aid and Rollit are the tentative choice
for guard and tackle. with the ends a
question.
Red" Loudon. former Dartmouth
player. who is coaching h enGs APP
parently has a hard job cut out.
, 1922-09-26
GIANTS CL|NCH
REMNANT AGAIN
Kelly's Hit in Tenth Inning
Breaks Tie and Wins for
New York.

CHICAGO. Sept. a6.@By The Asso.
ciated Press).@The New York Giants
today are champions of the National
league for the tenth time in their ca
reer. Eight of these triumphs have
occurred since 1904 under the indom.
table leadership of John Joseph Nc
Graw and this years victory care
after n typical McGraw finish-a bat
Ting drive in which The club landed ca
top despite the loss OF It's star twirler.
Phil Douglas; the collapse Of the res.
Of its mound staff. and in tn face of
an eleventh hour N in tns form
of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Long George Kelly dashed out the
iii that scored Fra..k Frisch with the
v inning run IL the tentl. inning of a
tense struggle with the st. Louis
Cardinals and removed all trace of
mathematical uncertainty in h pen
nant chase. The final o was 5 to
4 and Bill Ryan. who relieved McQuil-
Ian IN the tenth received credit for
the victory.
The Yankees. leading the St. Louis
Browns by three and a half games
and needing but one more victory to
clinch the American league title, can.
not settle the issue before Thursday,
when they open a three game series in
Boston. They havs one o game
after that with Washington. The
best the Browns could ATTAIN is a tie
which would result only IL they; win
all of their remaining games while
the Yankees drop all OF theirs.
With the world series thus a prac
teal certainty as an an-New York at
fair. Iians for the annual classic call
n its opening of Wednesday October
4, with the Giants IS the home ciuo .
Games VIII be .layed on successive
days unless a seventh game is neces'
sary to decide the championship: In
that event an interim of a day would
Occur between the sixth and seventh
contests.
, 1922-09-26

the contest maintain hat Carpenter
was clearly tripped by his opponent
Victor Breyer. Sre Of the Judges. is
one % ,aOse taking this view. but he
expressed the belief hat such n foul
by slid could not have affected the
outcome. as Carpenter was already a
beaten
Some of the newspaper experts say
it is possible the federation may yet
award the bout to Carpenter. In any
case Descamps is set upon having an
other meeting between his protege n
six as soon as possible.
George now bears few marks OF the
beating he suffered but his physi-
cans are keeping him in bed because
OF his sprained ankle and fractured
wight hand. He broke the hand on
Silks skull.
He has a hard head, that negro,
savs Georges. Il was wrong in try
ing to get him by thosc hooks to the
law" The majority of French sports
men say Carpenter should retire. but
only after q final match in which TO
re-estabIish his reputation as a bril-
liant fighter.
Georges is not considering retiring
and SCOTS at statements that he Is
planning a stage career. He is a box
or he SAYS. and intends to remain one
as long as 1 have the strength to put
UP my fists.
, 1922-09-26

teams met once this year. during the
state fair. and Casper slipped "
a victory by the narrow margin of
one touchdown.
It was remarked by spectators at
the game in Douglas that the Casper
repertoir OF plays was rather slim.
The fact of the matter was hat
Coach Morgan had instructed Bill
Lester. who was calling the signals.
10 use only a few plays. The coach Of
the Cheyenne eleven, Simmons, was
/ refereeing the game and it was not
deemed advisable to uncork all the
plays FOR his benefit. This system also
saved a number OF plays To be used
against Douglas FOR the first time
this Saturday. But three forward
passes We're attempted against Doug.
las. all from The same formation. and
one OF them resulted ain a 4o-yard
, 1922-09-26
HORNSBY TOPS
THE 400 MARK
Has Chance for Additional
Laurels in National League
Batting.

NEW YORK. Sept 26.-Besides
the possibility that he will succeed
Rabe Ruth as his years home run
kiuS, Rogers Hornshy. brilliant second
.acker Of the st. Louis Cardinals. has
an excellent chance OF grabbing add
tionaI laurels by being he first Ma
tionsi league batsman in 20 years TO
finish the season with an average Of
400 or better.
Hornsby's unofficial mark today was
.toi and at the clip he has been hittirs
Of late the Cardinal star hould have
little difficulty in maintaining or i'm
proving this mark in the few remain
ing games on the schedule. His log
today showed 15s run and 2ie hits
for 14e games,
Ed Delehanty. OF the old Philadei-
phia club, was the last National
ienguer to wind UP the season with
an average over 400. His figure was
.4Os in 1888. Prior TO that the select
circle OF 400 hitters included Willie
Keller. Adrian C. Pop Arson, Jesse
Burkett. Hugh Duffy and Ross
Barnes.
Since its start in 1900. the American
League has produced three 400 hitters,
Nap Lajoie. Ty Cobb and George Sis
Ter. Cobb reached the coveted mark
in 1911 and 1912 while Sisler is likely
TO improve by n considerable margin
this year his figure of .407. made in
1890.
In the raee for circuit clouting hon
ors. Hornsby. with AZ to his credit,
has a lead of three over his nearest
rival Ken Williams Of the st. Louis
, 1922-09-26
WESTERN ENDS
SEASON TODAY,
TULSA VICTOR

KANSAS CITY. Mo. Sept. 2e.-
The Western league season closes to-
day with two games scheduled, Meth
err OF which will affect the standing
OF the teams. Tulsa has won the pen
nant. according to unofficial figures,
with St. Joseph second and Wichita,
league leader last year, third. Den
year, will end in seventh place. The
year, vii lend in seventh @c'aea The
other teams will finish in the follow
ing order. Omaha. fourth; Sioux City,
nfth; Oklahoma City. sixth; and Des
Hoines eighth.
, 1922-09-26
THREE HORSES IN RACE
HAVE MARKS UNDER ZOO

LEXINGTON. Ky, Sept. CO.
Three harness horses having records
OF better than goo will battle for
honors in the freefor-all pace. the fea-
lure event on the card for the fifth
day, Friday, October 6-of the Col
den Jubilee meeting OF the Kentucky
Trotting Horse Breeders association.
which opens here October 2.
This trio and other entries an
nounced for the pacing feature are
Margaret Dillon, 1899; Sir Roach,
1883 "a; Sanardo. 1853 "a; Hal Ma
hone; 2;01; John Henry 2:O1A;
Johnny Quick. 2;O1A. and Jimmy
McKerran, 2:011<.
, 1922-09-26
u. S. rifle TEAM
CAPTURESTITLE

WASHINGTON. Sept. 26.z-Ameri-
can rifle men have . won another
worlds championship. defeating a
picked British team for. = pswar
trophy. emblematic of the small bcrs
championship Of the world, according
to advices to the National Rifle asso-
ciation.5
The American team shot h match
at Camp Perry, Ohio. while the British
shot at a range in England. Similar
targets were used under similar condi-
tons. The rifles were OF % ealibre
The American score was 1885 out Of a
possible 5000. The British made 7.si9
The United states has now won the
match six a IN succession.
, 1922-09-26

gain and put the ball on the five
yard line.
All of the regulars Will be seen in
action Saturday. with the possible ex-
ception OF Quinlan. barring of course
accidents during the week Groves
knee is sufficiently healed to permit
him to get into q scrimmage Wednes-
day of this week but Morgan may
take no chances and keep him of
play until the next game.
The program for the week calls for
two hard scrimmases, probably Wed
nesday and Thursday. n couple of
long signal drills and a light workout
the cay before the game.
The coach will not pick the eleven
that viii start the game until after
the Thursday scrimmage when the
showing Of the men Will determine
! who will face the referees whistle.
, 1922-09-26

Sport Calendar

Racing
Meeting OF Queens County Jockey
club. It Aqueduct. Meeting of Ken
lucky Jockey club. at Lexington,
Meeting OF Hartford Breeders associ-
alton, at Havre de Grace. Meeting
Of Ontario Jockey club. at Toronto.
Trotting
Grand Circuit meeting at Colum.
bus, Ohio.
Horse Show
Opening o. annual show at Man
assas. Va.
H.. s national women's champion
shin. a. White sulphur Springs
Washington state open champion
ship. at Yakima Wash.
, 1922-09-26

Meanwhile the victorious six is
looking for new heights to conquer.
and although he is a light heavyweight
has his eyes on Jack Dempsey's crown.
His manager realizes that. in order
to get a chance Mt Dempsey. sikh must
provo his mettle against one OF the
leading men in his class in America.
He has, however. refused an offer of
$4,000 to meet Harry Wills. counter.
ing with a demand for a 100. 600
francs guarantee.
, 1922-09-26
Congratulations
Extended Giants

NEW YORK. Sept. 2s.-PresIdent
Jphn A. Heydler OF the National league
complimented the New York Giants
today OF their department both on and
off the field during the present season;
In n telegram to Owner Charies Stone
ham congratulating the New York
Nationals as the winning Of The pom
nant.