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The Press., 1922-03-02
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 Health and Vigor.

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The Press., 1922-03-02
NAMES OF TOWNS
mr. Sleepy Learns Some Geo.
 graphical Nomenclature.
Finds That Many Places in the United States Have Borrowed We'll
 Known Counomens.

There are a great many people who are only familiar with the names of towns and cities that are around them I or that are continually in the papers. MT. Sleepy found out this one evening, the New York Sun states. Ma looked over her magazine and saw that pa was just emerging from his after-dinner forty winks. He cOughed and sputtered and then sat up very straight and held his paper on high. He was looking at some foreign news and by violent kicks and jerks his wife knew something was annoying him.
 ''I wonder where they ever got all those darn new-fangled names from for their towns in Europe, anyway, 1 ma?" he finally suffered. Same place that we got ours from, ! guess" she replied, as she gave him second glance over the magazine.
 "Now you don't need to tell me that we have got any such unprOnOunce able names for our towns. ma"
 Don't he too sure about that"
 ''What do you know about it?
 'WeII, l have just written paper on the subject for our club. I have 1t right here in my drawer. Let me give you a little information on the subject. Some of our towns must have been named from foreign ones There is Carthage in Illinois and one in Missouri. They do not date back to ancient Carthage. but I under stand that they are just as progress sive as she was. Then we have Rome in Georgia and another in Ohio There is a Crete in Nebraska and an Athens in Georgia and in Ohio. Ne hTaska claims Bethany and Michigan an Olivet."
 pa.
 There is a Waterloo in Iowa and St. Helena in California"
 "SOme explorer must have met his Waterloo in Iowa and moved on to California" suggested pa.
 We have St. Petersburg in Florida, Moscow iM Georgia and NOtre Dame in Indiana. Michigan gives us a IlOI- land and Pennsylvania an Edinbor- Ough. Nebraska contains York and Durham is represented in North Caro- lima"
 "Why, never knew we borrowed all those towns" exclaimed pa.
 eve are not as patriotic as we might be-" continued ma. Only four Presidents are represented as towns Washington, Indiana; Madison. Wis
  Hayes, Kansas, and Lincoln. Nphra ska Of course, my searching has been done very hurriedIy, and I probably missed some" explained ma.
 "A few family names are used. as Ada, Ohio, and Alma. Michigan, and their brother Hiram, Ohio with Aunt Salina, Kansas"
 "Well, never" exclaimed pa. ITO think that we have a town named af- ter Aunt Salina."
 q wonder if you ever heard of these towns? Alaga, Opelika, COatopa, CoccolOcco, Nanafalia, Kymulga, Ala; Poth, SaImenO, Zybach, Fodice. Meun- ster, CastrOville, Tenn; Zafra, TupelO, Seipre. LOreno, Okla; Pushmatalia, Yazoo. Tie Plant, Miss; AQUebogue, Stella Niagara, Chazy, Housick, Blau- welt, CanajOharie, N. Y.; Ary. Bell jellico, CeralvO, Lizzilane, WysOx, Ky; Aukum, Gualala, Zilzah, Col; BohO, Youno, Hazelrigg, Comminskey, Fly mera, Ind; Askew, BOnami, Zwolle, Gheens, La; Mantle, Sublette, Peca- tOnica, Oblons, Xenia, H."
 Well, declare" exclaimed pa as he resumed his paper.
The Press., 1922-03-02
ON THE MAKING OF MATCHES
Chinese Factories New Are Producing Thousands of Tons, to the Great
 Alarm of Japan.

There is a Joy in considering the old verse which told of fieas having other tleas upon their backs to bite 'em, the process continuing ad infinitum. Be- cause out of the Far East comes the interesting intelligence that the Chi nese have gone into the manufactur- ing of matches, and are so diligent and skillful in the business, that the Jap anese trade is becoming fearful of their progress, as competitors. the Cincinnati Enquirer states.
 Not so long ago the American mar kets were flooded with cheaper imita- tiOns of the cheap Swedish matches, which compete with the sturdier and more dependable flame-makers turned out as prOfusely in America. It was not thought that there could be made anything worse than the Scandinavian product, but when the Japanese fraud arrived, this view was revised sharp ly.
 If it is possible that the Chinese have been able to make the matches at lower. cost than their Nipponese rivals, then indeed they have accom- plished the miraculous, and the world will applaud them for the feat Ap- parently success has come to them, four large factories at Ten-tsin be ing needed to supply the demand. which is measured hy the thousands Of tons. If they are being shipped to this country, as undoubtedly they win be, it is to be hoped that the triumph over the lOw-grade Japanese imitation of the cratic and undependable Swed- ish splint has not been effected through the sacrifice of efficiency in striking fire and holding 1t. Nothing could he worse.
The Press., 1922-03-02
The Execution

Patience-DO you believe woman ever lived who did not repeat some rhing told her in confidence by some other woman?
 l'atricp--Oh. yes.
 Well. I'm glad to hrnr Auu say that Who was the WomHmy
 Why Eve.
The Press., 1922-03-02
Knows 2 Lot.

"SO your son K home from colege?" "Yep. Has he learned much?' He certainly has More than his mother and have picked mp in q lifetime"
The Press., 1922-03-02
Juu Tunktns.

Jud TunEinS says nature puts nough scales on a fish to give il more 4 a bathing Sui1 than some human Heings wear.
The Press., 1922-03-02
Order by Mail

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The Press., 1922-03-02
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The Press., 1922-03-02
SWEATERS, AT SPAS

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The Press., 1922-03-02
LAURA HAIR NETS,

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The Press., 1922-03-02

Hair Remover M A smooth bairlesa skin for every \ woman may be had with the aid Oi a \ little MEDOL paats, made by mixing N a little Medoi with water, and apply to the hairs not wanted and in . iify R you can wash the hairs right of. Medol is sold in Goo and 8i .00 buttlsss v Americau Proprietary Syndicate.
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The Press., 1922-03-02

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The Press., 1922-03-02
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The Press., 1922-03-02
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Many novelties in blouse coats, capes and
 wraps are included, also more staple coats Silk stitchings and silk tassels, embroid- cries, shrred collars, loose sleeves and fringe trimmings are all strictly new fea- tures
The Press., 1922-03-02
Fumed Oak S-Piece Dining Suites, $l48

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The Press., 1922-03-02
4-Day Sale.

Now comes the one great sale of the year---antic
 presenting enormous purchases of high quality S
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

only shook her Silken locks that they
might glisten in the sunlight and held
her head higher than ever as her
green sash futtered in the breeze.
But one day when Pumpkin Vine
had forgotten all about the unkindneSs
Of naughty Miss Cornstalk. down fell
something close beside her.
Pumpkin Vine now had Il large gel
low pumpkin of which any vine should
have been proud, but she did not brag
about it's gold. She knew that other
vines had golden pumpkins and that
it was not the only beautiful thing in
the world.
But what was it that lay on the
ground beside her? Pumpkin Vine
looked and there was Miss Cornstalk,
proud and naughty no more. for her
silken tresses were gone and her
green sash and all that was left Of
her former glory was a long stalk
with husks withered and dry
Now was the time, you think, for
Pumpkin Vine to have revenge: but
not in the way YOU may think did she
take 1t. Very softly she spoke to poor.
fallen Miss Cornstalk The sun is
nice and warm. even If the nights are
COOL" she said. land it will not be
long before you will be taken into
nice warm barn, so DO not feel so
sad.
"You are very fortunate to be able
to see so much CT the world. for from
your lofty place you must have seen
many things I have missed and | am
sure you will see many things down
here that will make you glad you
came"
Miss Cornstalk looked at Pumpkin
Vine and saw the big golden pumpkin.
You were right Your day Of glory
has come AMI you are my equal" she
sighed, "and YOU should have been
queen Of the field instead of me. for
YOU know how to be kind to those who
have been unkind to You. and the real
queen is the one who rules herself
first"
Poor, foolish Miss CornStalk: while
she was beautiful she had no time for
wise thoughts. but when her beauty
was gone she found out that beautiful
deeds count for more than Silken
tresSeS and naughty manners.
% by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate)
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
Disausted Genius.

Even the art students are denied b
little fun nowadays. Aspirants for
fame were recently Informed that for
their years con}petition for the Prix
de Rome they could submit either "A
Nude Boy" or aS."Prometheus."
These themes seemed rather hack
neyed TO the ambitious mind of youths,
and the students protested, pleading
for some less banal test Of their pow
e.s. The protest was ignored ana
one Of the students, in the eHuberance
OF his disgust, proceeded to ,idicule the
decision Of the authorities oy himself
ros.ag ns "a nude boy'' in one OF the
windows Of the Ecole des BeauX-Arts.
The p;.iiistine residents in the
Beaux-Arts quarter were much scan
dal,zed and complained to the author
tiles os the school, with the result that
MS punishment for the students lev
ity it has been decided to hold no COM
petition fer the Prix de Rome this
year.-i.o1don Times.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
MORALITY AT A DISCOUNT
Evidently Guide Had Learned Wisdom
From Association With the Modern
Business Man.

Attorney General Daugherty SAID
at a dinner in New York:
There's a certain class OF busl'
ress men-a very small class, thank
coodness-whose honesty reminds me
of a fish story.
"Two men with their guides were
fishing for salmon in Lake Sunapee.
The first mans bag Of salmon was
the smaller Of the two, so he swlped
a fish from the second man.
But the second man caught him
in the act. He had the nerve, though
to deny his guilt, and he refused posi-
lively to give back the stolen salmon
"a pretty bitter alteration FOL.
lowed, Of course, and it looked as II
there would be a fist fight; but just
as they were peeling off their coats
the second mans guide-it was the
second man who had been robbed, you
know--the second mans guide drew
him aside and whispered:
"'Ah, let him have it, boss, let him
have it. l got two of his"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
WON OVER ALL I{ANDlCAPS
Famous Explorer Conquered Oisakii-
ite. That Would Have Da!nted
Big Majority of Mankind.

The belated dedication of monu-
ment to DR.. Elisha Kent Kane, once
famous Arctic explorer, is a re-
minder Of an achievement quite as
remarkable as anything that Kane
did to add to the sum Of knowl-
edge of the polar regions. This
was his mastery of physical handicaps
which would have Gaunted ninety
nine men in a hundred. He Was
physically 50 frail that he was I'M
able 20 complete his studies at col
lege; he completed his medical edu-
cation at home, became a surgeon IN
the navy, and while physician of the
American legation at Peking began
his career as an explorer which
marked him for fame. 1t is less
known than 1t ought to be that his
polar researches, important though
they were. constituted only a small
part of his work, He succeeded in
descending into the crater of the Taal
volcano, though several able-bodled
adverturers had failed; he fought
Hcdouins in Egypt; he crossed the
island of Luzon on foot, and he made
an early study of Alpine glaciers IN
Switzerland. All this and more ne
ACCOMPLISHED before he died at the
age of thirty-seven, sustained always
by unfaltering pluck and by deter
mination such as few men possess.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
Cause for Haste.

"We had big argument last night
SQUIRE, about the real cause OF the coai
strike" began the village bore, upon
discovering Esquire Ramsbottom, tho
well-known jurist of Petunia, sitting
in comfort in his back-tilted chair IN
the shade. "Now, what is your opinion
about"
: "sorry, Emory, but I haven't time
to settle that for you now," inter-
rupted the squire. Il just happened
to remember that my niece told me
to he sure to do something right away.
forget whether it was one or the
othe-. To make certain of being right
I am going now and have both oper-
ations performed. See you later!-
Kansas City Star.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
WHICH WAS QUEEN?

MISS CORNSTALK grew very
AVA proud as the days went by and
her silky hair foated over her pale
green dress in the breeze.
1T is plain to me that am the
queen of the feld,n she said to the
Pumpkin Vine, crawling on the ground
nearby. - feel sure that I was in.
tended to be queen, else why should
/ be so much above all others around
here?"
"We each play our part, I think." :"
replied the lowly Pumpkin Vine. "My
day has not come yet. I am sure
when you behold me in my glory you
will see that 1 am quite your equal,
though l do not think I was made to
be queen"
Il should say you were hot,p
haughtily replied Miss Cornstalk.
looking on Pumpkin Vine with scorn,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29
The Whipped Cream Age.
a Charlie Isaacson SAYS:

Old Charlie lSaacS0n says:
AS I rode out of Buffalo I observed
three mer playing poker in the cluD
cay-tnree tough politician types.
When / arrived in New York l was
thirsty and went into my favorite
fountain at Grand Central. While l
vas,ed for the electric shaker to make
ny cgs phosphate l heard in gruH
vrice:
"r1ree chocolate sodas, please"
And in a gruffer voice came the re-
MARI:
AID give me plenty Of whipped
cream on mine"
turned; l found the customers
ware nay tough companions from the
trsia.-Pittsburgh Leader.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

"and now that l think of it l wonder
I even so far forgot my high station
as to speak to you.
"A queen should speak only to her
equals, and l wish you would not ad-
dress me again, for l really cannot
notice one SO far beneath me-
Pumpkin Vine said something about
kindness being the greatest virtue a
queen could have, but Miss CornStalk
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

Some Of the candidates can't un-
derstand why so many read the
baseball page in preference to the
political page.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

One sure way of not getting your
salary raised is to object to doing
more than you are paid for doing.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

And the man who comes out at the
little end of the horn usually makes
the most noise.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

There is little sympathy when the
man who butts in is made the goat
of the situation.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

Many a woman mourns for her
late husband while he is still living.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

Wonder what Europe did when she
got into trouble before America was
discovered?
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-08-29

The Greenville Piedmont thinks it
is the head of the transgressor that
is hard.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31

Copyright. lQ1Q. By The Mhaaler axndicata. Inc
BY FANNIE HURST

She barred the front latch and,
hated and gloyed, tip-toed through
the kitchen and out of doors, folding
over the green shutters, springing the
bolt In the woodshed, rafting the Gel
lar windows. On the front lawn,
whitened with moonlight, the lilac
bush lifted its blooming heads bravely
against the nip of the air, and its
fragrance. druggist and full of sweet
ness. was delicate as the perfume of a
love story. She held it's blossoms to
her cheek and tears fell on the cool
leaves.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31

Queenie, and you can have anything
your little heart desires"
'Ffnk IL the way they spell my name
on the fy-leaf of the family Bible, Mr..
Gilly-F-i-n-k-Miss Birdie Fink. II
belongs to the same language as the
word fresh'-ever hear it?'
"Believe me, II I wasn't on duty,
Birdie-you wouldn't be chirping for
your key before ten"
81 wouldn't be too sureW
"You, with the beach still warm and
a path Of light leading straight up to
a high power moon, would make a
combination that would stun a safe
blower. You only been here three
hours, kiddo-you don't want that
eight-forty-five"
If I'd known L was running into a
family convention I'd stayed at home
and took my vacation feeding the
swans in Central park or took an ocean
voyage to Coney."
"Aw. stick 1t out, sis; things may
pick up and I'm off duty tomorrow at
four"
That don't mean anything In my
life!'
Say, l bet I've seen you down at
the shorei'
"It was little me-"
Il was at the Sea Lion for three
seasons. 1 used TO know all the girls
from Rentley's and Langenburgs and
them swell houses that used to come
down on their vacations"
Sure. | chum with all that crowd p
"Whatta you know about thatl''
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31

On the Floor Beside the Trunk and
With Great Squirt Of Energy She
Fell to Packing Her Little Handbag.
space INTO the shadows of the board
sidewalk and back, always her head
cooked in the attitude Of listening.
A train whistle hallooed straight up
ward and like a rocket piercing the
night. RefieIly she stopped to her
bag, which stood beside the gate. her
eyes still probing the Swallowed walk
that led to town. Another halloo and
through the bracken and sparse TIM
berland behind the cottage she could
see the checkered flash of the lighted
train windows and a great plume of
smoke that rose and died on the noe
turnal landscape.
tanning breath of the coaches as they
slowed, shrieking on their rails into
the station. The heavy engine throbs
were like heart-beats and its bell
changed against her temples. A cough
ing Of steam gouged out the silence.
She stood listening. The minutes
passed as she would push the beads
down the thread of a rosary. Perdita
in her garden of mint and marigold
shed no more sealding tears.
From the depth of the bordered
walk came the faint march of foot
steps, reverberating through the blue
hollow Of the night. The engine bell
changed again and furiously and
presently, without turning her head,
through the bracken and cumberland
behind the cottage she could see the
fluent motion of lighted train windows
flashing past.
Came the footsteps now almost upon
her. light-heeled and ringing, as if a
soldier with new spurs on his boots
were marching toward her.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31

In August the Beach hotel placed
cots in its upper corridors and doubled
its rates. The local Bison convention,
recruited from the Great Southwest,
arrived with wives and stop-overat-
Chicago tourist tickets; Little Rock,
Abilene, Kokomo and Poplar Bluff
rocked on the lake side of the veranda
and exchanged population, sunburn 10
ton, cat stitches and cigars.
In the half-deserted lobby the room
clerk pinned blue and white celluloid
button on his left coat lapel and prom
Used thirty-two dry towels and n mos
quito netting.
Miss Birdie Fink leaned across the
counter and smiled into the room
clerks eyes her own were blue apd
translucent as a summer lake.
Say, Mr.. Gilly-after you've taken
the sag out of the bed in f1fty-seven,
put an extra wardrobe In the Indian
apolis grand masters room. prom
Used thirty-four a lake view and the
convention a most popular lady con-
test and q potato race, would you
mind ordering me up some ice water
and telling me what's the earliest the
eight-forty- flyer gets out Of here
tomorrow
Mr.. GiIly smiled mt her until two
gold molars showed-the smile of
Pierrot when Pierette peered over his
shoulder and set the sides Of the world
a-shaking with laughter.
''Will send you up some ice water
Say, look at me like that again
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31
THE END
NOTICE

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Ocala Iron Works will
be held in the company's Office at
Ocala, Fla, on Monday, the 9Th day
of February, A. D. 1922, at 10. o'clock
a. M, for the purpose of electing off,
GERS and such other business as may
come before the meeting.
Dated in Ocala this the 3rd day Of
January, A. D. 1922.
George MacKay, President.
D. S. Woodrow, Secretary. 1-3-5t tues
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-01-31
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