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Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27
BUSINESS
MILLINERY DEPT.


for rent or lease to reliable milIiner
wishing to run this department Of O
long established store. Right location,
with $50 square feet floor space. Use
of window display and all necessary
cases and fixtures. Reasonable rent.
Apply at once. Box Isl Tribune.
THERE HAS NEVER been a store
offered for sale IN this city tina will
pay as large a profit on the invest
ment or will respond as quickly to
business getting efforts as the Sugar
Bowl. If you want to get a real
none making place, call and investi-
gate. The Sugar Bowl. 6 Second st. N.
COPY Oyster Farm News.
containing 10000 words. pictures,
poems, government quotations. full
information lifetime cash income from
investing $40 monthly. Mailed alb
solutely free. William Lee Popham,
Editor, Apalachicola. Florida.
MONEY IN GRAIN-s12.5o buys guar
antees on 10000 bu. wheat. No further
risk. Movement Of DC opportunity
take $500; &c, $500, etc. Particulars,
market letter free. Investors Daily
Guide. 94S Dwight Bldg, Kansas
City. Mo.
DRUG STORE FOR sALE-If you are
looking for a money maker in a pay
roll town with no opposition, investi-
gate this. Act quickly as this store
will sell. Box lat Tribune.
HAVE a home and business combined.
Nice, close-in, north side rooming
houses for sale on Easy terms; also
downtown hotels. Watson Land Co.,
7 Second street north.
SALE OR RENT-Elevator, well
equipped. Roy, Montana. S. w. Pen
mock, (Phone No. 25). 514 Montana
Building, Lewistown, Mont.
FOR SALE-Hotel At Denton, Mon
taua at sacrifice Gopd terms nofrO
fine business. Address. Box Is, Den
ton, Montana.
CLEAN. close in, north side rooming
houses. Terms. Watson Land Co,
4 Second street north.
SMALL residential grocery store with
living rooms in connection. Box 126
Tribune.
100 SHARES Neihart Cons. Silver
stock for $50. 1415 Seventh ave. No.
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FOR SALE-REAL estate

WILL sell fine combination residence
and income property at 100000 less
than It's worth and will take large
5 or 7-passenger auto or some vacant
city property in trade as part pay
ment. 1911 Third avenue north.
A FEW choice irrigated market gardens
and chicken ranches on Sun river ad-
joining CITY limits. One of these will
spell Independence for you. Watson
Land Co. 7 Second street north.
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WANTED-Ladies experienced in fancy
work, anxious to earn extra money
at home, spare hours. write lmlneui-
ately to Underwood Art Gooos w.
Portsmouth. Ohio.
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2 ros sALE-n1sorLLAn.ous
HOSIERY

Specials-Men's silk fiber hose. per
doz., $500; ladies' gray Isle hose, 8
for $1.00; special prices on all sum-
mer underwear. Upstairs Hose Shop,
Cory block.
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LIVESTOCK
wAN1ED-REAL ESTATE

wANTED-For cash, 8 or 4-room house
with bath, within 10 blocls of Park
hotel: must be bargain. Box 29A,
Ereat Falls.
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Fob RENT-HoUsEK'PINs RMS

2 FOR RENT-HoUsEK'PING
LARGE housekeeping room with
kitchenette, gas range, heat, phone,
light, in strictly modern house. Teach
ers or working girls. One block from
high school. 1901 First avenue south.
CLOSE IN-Three-room apartment,
Also one-room with kitchenette and
large closet, complete for housekeep-
ing. 906 Central.
LIGHT, airy housekeeping apartments.
kitchenettes, special summer rates.
Fair Hotel. 5os-5lo Central avenue.
TWO n three furnished housekeep-
ing rooms, private entrance; SIS with
light. 716 Seventh street north.
LARGE modern room and kitchenette,
electric range, close to schools. I'LL
Second avenue south.
FOR observation-disclosures room on
ground floor. 811 Seventh avenue
north. Fone 1880.
! MODERN we'll furnished rooms with
k~itchenette and gas range. PA Thir-
teenth street north.
FOR RENT-Furnished housekeeping
rooms; heat. 1901 First avenue n. w.
Fone 1882.
TWO or three rooms completely ur-
nished. 1905 Sixth avenue north.
Fone S41S.
TWO modern furnished housekeeping
rooms for adults. 400 Seventh ave. So.
THREE furnished housekeeping rooms
piano. s25. Adults. 912 Eighth ave. N.
ONE or two nice housekeeping rooms.
205 Sixth street north.
HOUSEKEEPING rooms, $40 to $25.
400 Fifth avenue north.
HOUSEKEEPING apartment; gas.
300 Fifth ave. south.
| ROOM and kitchenette. S12 month. III
Sixth street north.
HOUSEKEEPING rooms. 3os Third
ave. north.
Housekeeping rooms. All 4th ave. so.
Housekeeping room. 1912 First ave. So.
MEURICE-52O First avenue north.
% FOE RENT-uNFUnrasH. APIS.
ONE 5-room, very desirable apart
ment, close 5000
One 4-room apartment and sleeping
porch, close in .S4O.oo
Harry Newman, 5. Second street No.
FOR RENT-North side, two modern
4-room apartments. Almost new. Very
reasonable. Midkiff- Spalding Co.. 205
Central ave.
FOR RENT-September 1. two rooms
and kitchenette, unfinished flat.
adults only. Woodwork Apartments.
MODERN three-room apartment, steam
heat. lis Tenth street north. Mrs.
Butcher, 726 Central.
TWO large rooms. gas range. disap-
pearing bed, heat, and hot water.
Fone 1881.
Industrial insurance increased over
Is per cent during the first five
months of 1922 over the same period
of 1921.
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REMEMBER, we are headquarters for
sure-crop foothill ranches ut bargain
prices. Raynesford and Kibbey dis
tricts always make good. Watson
Lam Co, Z Second street north.
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LAND FOR SALE or trade 81 1-3 acres,
33 acres can be irrigated; IL miles
from Simms, Montana. Would trade
for Denver property. Write what you
have. May Cawthra, 1907 Humboldt
St, Denver, Colo.
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COOL, clean, comfortable sleeping
rooms and apartments, with or with
out bath, special summer, rates. Far
Hotel, 003-510 Central avenue.
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$3.50 PER DAY paid one lady in each
town to distribute free circulars TOT
Economy Non-Alcohoiic FIavorins'
Permanent position. F. +. Barr So''
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6 FOR nENr-rUnrrsHrD APIS.

ELMORE HoTEL-New n strictly
modern guest rooms and furnished
apartments. Elevator and social room
Sixth street and Central avenue.
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FOUR-ROOM modern, partly furnished
house. Three-room and four-rooln,
modern, furnished apartments. 20
Fourth street south,
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TWO LARGE, pleasant, cool rooms,
well furnished, gas n coal range,
nice large lawn. Inquire 1920 Seventh
avenue north.
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sroR RENr-FUHNrsnED HOUSES

FURNISHED four rooms On first floor;
modern except heat; close in; suit
able for three or -four adults. 704
First nyapIo North
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07
ONE REEL YARNS
DING DONG

The bell i'm the little cupola of the
Granville schoolhouse was very proud
of it's place. 1t liked to look down on
the neat cottages, the well-kept yards,
the quiet streets will. the big trees
ncdding - each ether along the park
ing.
Mos. of all. however. the bell liked
10 see the children come running in
from the playground at it's cali. It
liked to watch the bright-aproned girls
and tousie- headed boys chasing each
other around the schoolhouse or rush
ing out peli-mell and vanishing in all
directions, as soon AZ school was out.
The bell had. however, one particu-
lar favorite. This was a boy who lived
about a block away from the school
The backyard of the little house he
lived In faced toward the schoolhouse.
He never came early to play football
or baseball with the other boys in the
schoolhouse yard. His mother did
washings, and he had far too many
things to do around the house to have
much time to play.
The bell, from its tower, saw him
filing tho wash tubs in the morning.
carrying IN baskets. putting UP clothes
lines He even got his own breakfast,
and sometimes the bell would see him
busily sweeping off the back porch ard
walk before he snatched up his cap
and !, books and dashed toward the
schoolhouse.
Then one morning. the bell, watch
ing anxiousiy. saw his favorite start
from his house just as the bell knew
il was time It was being rung. The
boy would never get there on time,
and the bell hated to think he'd be
kept in after school for being tardy.
The old school bell felt some one
give tug at the rope which made It
ring. The boy was just crossing the
road. The bell stuck its clapper tight
against it's side and svung to and fro
without sound. The boy was run
ming across the school yard now.
"I wonder whats the matter with
that bell" said the principal. 1T
didn't ring at first this morning. I'll
hsve to have It looked after" But the
bell. looking happily out over GRAIN
vile. didn't hear what the principal
said, and wouldn't have cared anyway.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07
A sETrlN, HEN

When n hen is bound TO set.
Seems as thought faint etiket
Dovsin' her in water till
She's connected with chill.
Seems as though twas skursely right
Tyin' rags around her TAIL
Givin' her dreadful fright.
Poundin' on an old tin pail.
Chasin' her around the yard.
seems as though twas kind o. hard
Bein' kicked and slammed and shooed
Cause she wants to raise brood.
sh'd say it's gettin' gay
jest cause Natur' wants its way.
While ago my neighbor, Penn,
Started Dustin up a hen:
Went to yank her off the nest.
Hen. though, made peck and jest
Grabbed his thumb neil good and
stout.
Almost yankea the darn thing out
Penn he twitchsd away and then
Tried again to grab that hen.
But. by ginger. she had spunk
Cause she took and nipped a hunk
Big's bean right out his palm.
Swallered il, and, cool and calm.
H'istcd up and yelled "Cahdah."
Sounded like she said "Hoo-rah!"
Well. sir. when that hen done that
Penn. he bowed. took of his hat.
Spunk Just quits him, you can bet
"Sst," says he, "goldarn W. set"
jessie York, In Farm Lille
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07
REVELATT OF A WIFE
ADELE GARRISON
ADELE GARRISON

I have an old-fashioned visit for I have
not seen her for a long time. But she
| invited Dfcky and some friends for
| dinner and the evening, and l. OF
| course, couldn't let him come home
| without me. / didn't say anything
| about it because 1 was afraid Mother
| Graham might not like Il. But there's
no use trying TO keep anything from
you, is there? You must have pro-
| verbal eyes in the back of your head.
| l fiatteT myself that my voice held
| just the right note OF confused exas-
peration at having my plans discov-
| cred. At any rate. either that or my
| apparent chagrined, admiring recog-
/ milton Of her perspicacity touched and
gratified her vanity
I've been told that from girIhood."
| she said grimly. And the girls in the
| institution where / was matron never
thought it worth while TO try to fool
me-"
I couldn't repress an inward plying
shiver at the thought OF the helpless
girls committed to the tender mercies
OF Cousin Agatha. But my voice and
face showed nothing ofmy real feeling.
Il wish you would do me a favor,
Cousin Agatha" l said humbly, while
my brain evolved a scheme which had
just come to me for disarming her
Imeddlesome curiousity. You remem-
Der those queer looking envelopes
received in the mail yesterday and the
day before?"
i should say I do" All the veil. US
picious curiosity Of the woman showed
IN her eager eyes as she replied.
whom | once was kind when she was
worthy Of kindness. but who became
very angry at me when / stopped help
ing her after l found out what kind
of woman she was. She evidently is
trying to frighten' me, for the contents
Of the letters are simply silly, idle
threats against me. I am not particu-
larly afraid of her. but / naturally
don't wish to be annoyed by her, and
do not know how to stop her writing
those letters. You see, she doesn't sign
any name to them. but / am pretty
sure of her handwriting. And you are
so clever 1 thought, perhaps. II any
more came you would not mind looking
at them and giving me your advice
about the best way TO deal with her"
Let me see the ones you already
have" she returned eagerly.
Wasn't it foolish OF me to destroy
them?" l asked, saving my conscience
with the thought that 1 had asked
the question. not made any statement
But when the next one comes to the
house / shall bring it to you at once"
Il shall be glad to help you" she
said, and l knew that she was ready
seeming a chance for mischief.
But with the knowledge that my
personal mail was being forwarded
from the Marvin postoffce to RATHER
inc Sonnot's lodgings because Of Cou-
sin Agatha's spying propensities, !
flet gleefully that the malicious old
woman would wait a long time before
she had a chance to open one n the
shabby envelopes that had so aroused
her evil curiosity.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07

rise, limit your ambitions. and you
should live to be at least a hundred.
The whole world is taking medicine
to get rid of surplus food.
First we eat too much food, then We
take medicine to get rid of It.
Sounds foolish, doesn't it? Yet its 2
fact.
Res& the medicine ads. What do they
all reclte? Nothing hut a terrifying LIST
OF results Of over-eating.
What is the commonsense answer?
Don't oyer-eat. Let them keep their
medicine.
Every man must Judge for himself what
10 eat and when to eat.
Every married man must agree TO sys-
tematic meal times in his home. Yet,
meal time must not be time for com
pulsory eating. The question "am
positively hungry" must first be ans
wegsd.
No hunger-no eat is safe and sane
rule.
Loving wives. who prepare tempting
dishes. won't ike that, but IL Is better
TO disappolnt your wife than to damage
your stomach. Sensible women viii
understand. however. and they. in turn.
will follow the same no hupger-no eat
rule
Now let's prophecy.
Some day. instead Of admiring our
features. we shall have an xray mirror
which win show Us at a glance what
is in our stomachs. Hubby viii calmly
say Nothing doing. wife dear. the ice
box for mine. From what just saw, I
must go and saw wood"
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EATING
BY GlLFiLLAN SCOTT
and deadliest

Food is our best friend and deadliest
enemy.
Shakespeare should have said, ITO eat
or not to eat-that is the question:
Today the question is when do we
eat?" followed by ''what?'' and "where?''
but never ''why?'
why do we eat?" would appear quite
unnecessary. But is it?
Nine people out of ten, if asked, would
smile and answer 1--WE eat to live. of
course" But do we indeed eat to live ?
Magazine stories consist mostly of
meals, movies, meals. dances, meals.
theatres. meals, taxis, and then more
meals.
Housewives spend seven days week
fixing meals, beds, meals, sweeping.
meals, washing. meals. ,mending, and
then, by way of change, more meals.
Who, in the name of heaven, invented
all these meals,
The average English meal system is
breakfast at eight. roll and cheese and
a glass of beer at eleven, hot lunch at
one, tea az five, dinner at seven, supper
at ten.
Just one durn meal after another.
celebrated philosopher spoke for his
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07

be had as in Paris. The Partisan CHEZ
is an artist. He knows to a bubble how
to obtain the exact right results He
dreams new dishes. invents new flavors
never makes mistakes. despises italian
messes, condemns American hashes and
sums up English cooks as roast-beef-
butchers.
To this is due the worldwide custom
Of printing restaurant menus in French
1t looks more. 1t sounds more. And
brothers and sisters, it costs more.
II this article isn't cut short it will
grow longer. too long, and be dropped
before the dreadful climax is reached
Eating is q serious matter.
That miserable question "why do we
eat?" demands a serious answer.
II our stomachs could talk, what a
calling down we should get!
Auto-intoxicatlon, which means over
eating, kills more people than all the
known diseases added together.
We all eat too much
The more exercise our bodies get, the
more we may eat.
The less exercise, the less we should
eat.
Exercise is the only justification for
eating. Solid food is to replace flesh
literally burned up as fuel during exer-
else.
By exercise is meant manual labor,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07
BY OUR OBSERVER AT THE ART
INSTITUTE OF CHICAGO

Book ends, with which a set OF
books may be held together on shelf
or table, have become very popular.
With your modelling ciay you can make
set OF book ends in no more time
than one evening.
AS in the making OF pottery, the
modelling of books ends is procerS Of
building up. You start with q n,Nss
OF clay that resembles IN a general
way the shape OF the figure you have
in mind. BY adding and taking away
bits OF clay here and there the masS
finally begins to take on more de-
tailed shape,
The tools needed to model book
ends are few. Your fingers are your
best tools. But there is some detail
work, such as the making of eyes and
mouths, that must be done with, tools
more delicate than fingers. You will
find that fat stick and a small
pointed stick about the size of pencil
will aid you greatly. Designs for book
ends are innumerable. The artist hag
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07

fellow mealers when he wrote life
wouldn't be worth living if it were not
for the blessed recurrence of meals
One can imagine a housewives reply!
Why do we eat?
Is it really and truly to live?
Not on your life. The conscientious
eater doesn't exist. We eat because we
like to eat. Indeed, an epicure's chief
regret is that his stomach won't hold
more.
Pity the poor millionaire with coolies
of money and only one stomach, Poor
chap, he hunts around for high caiibre
cooks, at princely salaries. who are past
maste, at the trick of putting more and
better aavors to the square inch into
tempting tit-bits for his iaded palate.
He lives to eat land dies on the job).
Eating is a serious matter.
WAT did Adam and Eve eat?
Now don't You dare say apple,
Everybody knows just that one soli-
tary, unfortunate little pippin story. the
only mention of meals in the Garden of
Eden.
True, the fig is mentioned. but only as
a blind.
What we really want to know is, did
Eve spend seven days a week fixing
meals? If so, Adam was no man.
The French are the epicures OF the
world
In no city in the world can such meals
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07
Madse Matches Wits With Cousin
Agatha.

!
! Cousin Agatha's face was the first
to meet my eyes in the dining room the
next morning after my return with
! Dicky from Lillian Underwood's. We
/ had come home to Marvin upon the
last train and had fairly crept into the
house so as to disturb no one. But
Cousin Agatha's first words showed
that our infinite pains had been use
less as far as she was concerned.
You made a shorter stay than you
intended when you left yesterday
morning. didn't you my dear?" she
queried in honeyed tones. 4 heard you
and Richard come in toward morning
and wondered if he were the cause of
your change of plan"
4 don't understand you" I replied
coldly. 81 don't remember saying any
thing about staying longer than the
evening when l left"
"Oh, you didn't say anything" she
returned with a slight emphasis upon
the verb, but you left so hurriedly
that l was afraid you would find your
room rather disordered when you came
back so 1 arranged things and busted
that YOU had taken some of your toilet
articles and one of your crepe night
dresses with YOU"
She had been spying upon me. gave
little mental tribute to the cleverness
of the woman, even through the cold
anger that consumed me. Ever since
she had come to our home she had
been most officious in offering her
help in every imaginable branch of
the domestic routine. 1 had suspected
and now was sure, that this role Of
"Meddlesome Matty'' was only a
blind enabling her to exercise her ma
licious espionage upon any of US
whenever she chose to do so.
There was fear mixed with my an
ger, for l realized that Cousin Agatha,
old and poor as she was. could ham
per me greatly in the secret work with
which Lillian had entrusted me. Even
as 1 faced her l was conscious of car
rytng upon my person a secret that Il
must guard at any cost to myself
And she was one of the last persons
in the world l would wish to have
suspect me of being in the service. III
wasn't her loyalty TO her country that
/ doubted but her discretion-I might !
as we'll publish 1t in the local weekly |
newspaper. She had been unable to !
refrain even from citing me know I
that she had been spying upon me, |
and her watchful eyes, like those of a |
sleek cat, were fixed upon me in ma
iicious gloating.
AREN'T You Clever?"
Her look goaded my somewhat slug |
gish brain to action. l told myself
scornfully that if I couldn't match
wits with Cousin Agatha, l might as
we'll give up all idea OF every helpingi
Lillian in the secret work.
Aren't you clever. Cousin Agatha? ?"
I smiled gaily at her. Il did take some
of my things with me, thinking that if
Mrs. Underwood had come back. /
would stay the night with her andi
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-07

walking. running, physical effort of every
kind
Broadly, people lead active lives or
! sedentary lives.
The active life of physical effort Is the
healthy life. The sedentary life with
out physical effort is the unhealthy life.
Those who are chained to sedeutary
life are living with sword of Damocles
suspended over them. Their leisure time
must not be spent at leisure but at exer-
else.
walking, tennis. baseball. bicycling.
swimming. rowing dancing, saving wood
any active exercise will justify eating
solid food.
Without such exercise solid food spells
suicide.
But" you say. I'VE must eat
All right my friend. if you are going
to sit all day and lie in bed all night,
eat-eat and die. Medicine can't save
YOU. You will blow up. Hour stomach
viii warn you by swelling, and your
tailor viii put V in your pants waist
hand. Yet you will eat. Your heart, your
liver. your kidneys. your feet viii pro-
test. Yet you will eat. You will cat
until something gives way, and then you
win say you are suffering from this or
that complaint.
Yes, but its real name is Eating"
Tho laboring man is the lucky man.
Bodies are made for work Solid food
every six hours is good for a laboring
man. Solid food every twelve hours for
an office man.
How about lunch?
Try fruit.
Old Parr, an Englshmsn who lived |
hundred and hfty-two years, said Eat /
only when you are positively hungry,
drink whom you are dry. keep your feet !
warm with exercise, your head cool with
temperance. let not your angry passions