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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR RENT-April 9Th, 2 modern fur
nished rooms for light housekeeping
40S Second Street East. 1884
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

NOTICE. am standing my Percher-
on stallion, Sacred Heart, No. 81
067, at farm only in Sec %, Holland
twp. Fees will be $1,000 for stand
ing sucking colt. Carrot Vlaar 1901
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR RENT-One furnished room in
+ modern house. Call 25S-W. 625 3rd
St. West. 1916
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

WANTED--To hear from owner of UNI
improved land for sale. State cash
price, full particulars. D. F. Bush,
Minneapolis, MINI. ~ <| 1900
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR S-roam house, all mod
r ern on 9th. St. Call 565-W. 1857
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR SALE-TWo Shorthorn bulls and
some heifers. Arthur Klint, Rt. 5.
Phone 7-F-13. 1886
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

HEMSTITCHING and picoting at
tachment, works on any sewing ma
chine, easily. adjusted. Price $3.50
with full instructions. Oriental Nov
city Company, box II, Corpus Chris
ii, Texas. 1881
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR SALE-Team of young horses,
weight about 1900 each. John Lied,
Rt. 3, Atwater.. 1895
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POULTRY

PURE BRED SINGLE COMB white
Leghorns, Matching eggs, SIS per 100.
Mirve Welch, Hawick. 1871
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

HATCHING EGGS FOR SALE 3.
P. Rocks. Per setting of IA eggs,
soc. Robert Thompson, Willmar,
Route 5. 1899
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

LOsT-White and brown Shepherd
. dog. Finder leave at this office for
reward 1914
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR: sALE-20o0 lbs Red Glover, IN
iversity test $50 termination. :22c
per Id. Buyer pays freight and 9th.
er expenses. Charley w. Swenson,
Atwater, Mimi, Box Sc. 1S49
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

LOsT-Black leather handbag con
tanning children's clothing. Finder
please leave with Dr.. Jacobs for re-
ward. 80. =. l94S
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

CHARLES Johnson; r.
Attorney for -Mortgagee,
. Willmar, Minnesota, sE.sss4-.@S
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

CHA RLIS JOHNSON, ESQ.
Attorney for petitioner.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

THORPE & RYKKEN have
now some very good bar
gains in residence houses in
Willmar. Call on them and
inquire :, - 1919
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FARMS 4 REAL ESTATE

FOR RENT-1e0 acres, $1O0 per acre,
miles from Pennock. Inquire John
Gesch. 1895
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR RENT-Fhrnished room in mo-
dern house. 1923 Second st. w. 1881
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR SALE-Desirable East front lot
on Charlotte Street, Ferrings Sec
ond Addition. Cheap for quick sale.
Terms if desired. Inquire Tribune.
~" 49, 1871
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

PURE BRED WHITE ROCK eggs for
Matching from prize winning stock,
at 1925 per setting of is or IS per
hundred. Mrs. G.. H. Nelson, 18th St..
! W.; Phone 241-J. >.. - a =, 1916
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR %SALE---Eight room house, harm
and six lots. Bargain for quick sale.
Inquire 702 MononEalia ave. 1920
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Flock Of turkeys. Finder
: please notify Naldo johnson, Rt. Z,
AtWater, MIMI, for reward 1925
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court Seal).
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

HOUSES FOR SALE-Am just com
pleting two houses. on So. Sixth St..
which will make fine homes. Come
and look them over. Price and
terms right. w. D. Virgins, Phone
651-J. 49,: IT,. 1887
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

FOR SALE-Good home, fine place for
retired farmer; Must be sold at once.
Call or write, 500 18th St. N.,1Will-
mar, Phone 593. ,~:''s 1872
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1922-04-12

ROOM FOR RENT in; modern house.
42O Litchfleld ave East. 1868
Evening journal., 1922-10-16
MISSION TO ASK
FOR MAINTENANCE

The first anniversary OF the Uni
versary Home and Rescue Mission.
with headquarters at 100 South
Claymont street. was celebrated yes
terday with an appropriate program
in the National Theatre. Eighth and
French streets.
The Rev. L. +. Ferrel, president OF
the mission opened morning service
His topic was Il Expect to Pass This
Way But once" The Rev. Mrs. A. j..
Hassard OF Philadelphia preached
the sermon. taking as her text "A
Good Man" Rev. ]. w. Johnson Of
Baltimore. also addressed the morn
ing service.
A feature OF the days program
was singing by the Wilmington Musi-
cal Association. Harry G. Hinson, di-
rector. The night service was ad-
dressed by NJ. S. Plummer. warden
Of the county workhouse.
In a report made by the president
Il was shown that during the past
year more than 100 persons have
been aided through the service of
the mission.
The mission is now planning a
drive for funds with which 10 carry
on the work. Executives Of the in
stitution state that old clothes.
shoes and such are in great demand
and that contributions from the
public are welcomed.
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

the Senate. but being advanced in
years her husband prevailed upon
her that a Statewide campaign OF
Pennsylvania would be too much OF
a strain upon her strength.
Mrs. St. Clair Moss. OF Missouri,
who has obtained the Democratic
nomination in the Eighth district;
won her fight against a man who
had been a successful candidate for
public Office seven different times.
other women nominated for the ma
tional House OF Representatives this
fall are: Mrs. Elvina II. Besls, So
cialist, California; Estheg Kathleen
O'Keefe, Democrat, Indiana; Lillian
Cox Gault. Democrat, Minnesota;
Lucy b. Patterson, Republican,
North Carolina; Helen Murphy. So
and Julia r. Hazard. Prohibi-
tlon; Martha Riley, Democrat. Wis
consin. Miss Robertson has been
on the Republican tic
ket in Oklahoma.
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

Comet-Legs tied his star to the
top OF a tree and climbed down to
the place by cave where Twelve
Toes. the Sorcerer. and Light Fin
gers, the bad little fairy. were wait
ing for him.
Then Twelve Toes told him how
Nancy and Nick had got the Fairy
Queens automobile back for her
after Light Fingers had stolen il.
And we can't do thing" "
stormed Twelve Toes. IT'S a magic
automobile and want it. but every
time Light Fingers steals it for me
something happens"
If Light Fingers will come with
me I think we can manage II nicely"
said Comet-Legs. Il saw the Twins
only a few minutes ago. They had
left the Milky Way and were coast
ing down toward the earth on
nice. smooth. broad moon-b beam.
Come and hop on my star behind
me, Light Fingers. Well go up 10
Bluster-Gust Land. and If we are
lucky enough to find the Weather
Evening journal., 1922-10-16
Financially Sound
and
Physically Fit

The value to the community Of a gas company
which is financially and physically able to maintain
service at all times and under the most unfavorabe
conditions we'll illustrated during the past
months.
With coal strike and rail strike combining to
make all fuel deliveries matter involving great diff
fculty and expense we have met every demand which
has been made upon There has been curtail-
ment and no interruption of service
We were affected more directly by the coal short
age than many other gas companies, because ours
the water-gas method of manufacture, in which
thracite coal or COKE and not bumnous coal is used
AS is generally known, the most acute shortage
in the anthracite field.
The shortage and the abnormal prices are still
with u.s. any householder who has recently tried
fill his coal bin testify. But there is to be-
lieve that this company will have sufficient fuel to
carry through the emergency.
If our plant of insufficient capacity or in a
rundown condition or if not able to obtain
the necessary coal at the prevailing high prices
thousands of Wilmington families deprived of their
normal coal supplies, would be without fuel for
heating or cooking.
Evening journal., 1922-10-16
SUPPORT DRY LAW,
PASTOR URGES

-he Rev. Leonard White, pastor
Of Mt. Salem Methodist Episcopal
Church, in the course Of his address
TO the congregation last night, urged
the members 10 support those candi-
dates favorlng the enforcement OF
the 18th amendment
Speaking OF the Delaware situa-
tion. Mr. White said that as far as is
sues were concerned. there was little
to divide the character OF either
party. but that the one great issue
is the enforcement OF the amend
ment and the Volstead&ci. without
change.
Mr. White talked on the extern
sive propaganda OF the wet" ele-
ment for modification OF the Eigh-
teenth amendment and the Volstead
Act.
He reviewed events leading up to-
the time Of the passing OF the prohi-
bition laws and said that gradual
growth OF prohibition had been go
ing on for over a hundred years.
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

than merely buying and selling goods
there's more than the selfish motive
of making money-there's the render
ing of that indefnable thing-SER-
VICE. There's the delight in helping
someone make purchase that is going
to make their home more comfortable,
more attractive, and yes, more con-
genial.
Our stock of fall and winter furnish
ings are complete; they are econom-
ical; and they are backed by twenty
two years of reliability and honesty.
Our most liberal credit. terms are
available.
Our help and assistance are yours for
the asking. We are sincere when we
us help make your home
what you want it to be-"
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

man away. Wen take his barrel
marked Regular Pourdowns and
dump it all on the earth.
1T will make the roads so skid
dy. the Twins viii never get back TO
the Fairy Queens Palace"
Light-Fingers and Comet-Legs
climbed the tree where the star was
tied, and got on. Then the two Of
them whizzed away through the sky
toward Bluster-Gust Land.
Mr.. Sprinkle Blow. the Weather
man, was out as luck would have Il
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

Cor bad luck, you might say). and
the two bad little fairies had every
thing their own way.
They got the big rain-barrel, roll
ed IL on a cloud and opened the tap.
Down poured the rain and soon
every road on earth was as skiddy
as a skating pond.
Ito BE Continued)
Copyright. 1922, NEA Service)
Evening journal., 1922-10-16
rRoLIC AT CHRIsrIANA.

The Ladies' AuxiliaSy OF the Chris
tiana Fire Company will hold a Hal
lowe'en frolic in the X. G.. z. Lodge
Building on next Saturday evening.
An Interesting "ghost" story will be
related and games played.
Prizes will be awarded for the
prsttiest and most ridiculous cos
tunes. also the best impersonation.
Evening journal., 1922-10-16

ISN'T this true-the happy home is
Il the well-furnished home? Haven't
you noticed it? Haven't you even
felt it in your home-how, when you
purchased some article that you needed,
how it frightened you up and your
family and all of your friends who
came to see you.
The well-furnished home is not an
extravagantly or richly furnished one
but Just Well furnished with comfort
able, attractive, colorful things.
The big purpose back of our success
full twenty-five years of service has
been to make it possible for everyone
to furnish his home well; and yet
within his means!
You know, there's more to business
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Wit of the Week
From Wet England.

THE Judge liked q drink before his
a dinner; sometimes he liked ons
after his dinner. He was . FIRST
rate Judge Of the merits Of distilled
liquors.
Perhaps that was why he looked
with disfayor upon the products Of
q little one-horss distillery which
was started In the neishborhood Of
his court These products we're
more famous for frs and potency
than for purity and meliowness.
One day the court had adjourned
and the Judge was refreshing him
self. In came \ friend.
Judge" said the newcomer.
have you ever tried any Of ths
stun they're making At that new
stili-lousef-
NO. said the Judge, but rvs
tried nearly everybody that did
try IL"
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
New York in
the Van

~ course. you are going :
. move May L Tina. is the
best bet.
II 10 against the rules To stay
more than ons year IN one house
these s-ys. even II Il 10 . perfectly !.
good house. In splendid ssish Dor
hood. within walking distance ana
everything. Y !.
Along in April the whole family
goes ont house bunting. collectively
and individually.
II you are tired Of living In IN
apartment your wife wants CO
lonisi house with pillars IN front.
your daughter wants one sf those
Iow-browed. nsprsrisA BUNGALOWS.
that has all modern improvements.
including . mortgage, and your
mother-inlaw ana sistsrs-in-law
want one of those old-fashionsd
Queen Anne things with ssvsntsss
gables and . tower IN ens corner
which began to disgrace perfectly
respectable American nsighhor.
hoods about the time Grant was
President
While you are In your Office dur
ing the day the various msmbsrs
Of your family telephone you sbost
the house .. odd times, and yos
discuss II all through dinner ana
all through the night and Ill
through breakfast.
Renting agents hold q convention
and old-homs week In your oifics
and load you down with enough
door-keys to sink pugilist, and ysy
lug them around for about three
weeks while your family ID making
up its mind. "
Finally you scare up a house that
Is sort Of combination of all the
forms Of architecture mentioned,
but 1t is in . poor nsighborhood.
When you get In you dnd that the
wallpaper in no room matches your
wifs's hair. the gas stove won't
work and the plumbing Ia out Of
order. The roof leaks, the man
next door operates a motorcyci.
and the house has . black eye be-
cause the last family that lived
there didn't pay bills. This latter
Ia liable to occur, no matter what
house you pick out
Whsn you get the house nxed up.
AZ your own expense It is time 10
move again
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

OWN to the reosnt heavy rains
Main street looks as II Il had only
been boiled about three minutes
hsyin' the consistency Of q soft
boiled egg. Constable Kstoham
lost one Of his No. IL solushes
while crossin' the street By the
Main Street Dry Goods Emporium,
an when the street began TO jell
again the rubber turned upside
down. firmly imbedded in the mud
an therefore we have one Of then,
new up-to-date aisles Of safety OF
Main street.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
How to Make a
Home Garden

rvERYBoDY tpows. y sourss
- that the sssisss way to make
home garden Is 70 so to the
hardware store. buy ss7 worth OF
tools. take sAem home and let the
neishbors borrow all Of them q,
sneA That concludes your portion
sf tho entertainment. and your gar.
Ssn work for the season IL over.
But u you are bound to 20
through with the garden thirg Il
ID wen TO follow the rules here lab
down. which you win find not only
convenient but productive Of q eat
results:
Monday-Go into tho back yard
and MARI out nice sunny spot,
and I'm the evening sit down with
The wife and pick out the sort Of
vegetables you want to raise. Then
figure out Just how much you are
going to save End bes' the grocer
out Of. Then plan what you are
going to do 'th all the money You
save.
Tuesday-Go to the hardware
store and buy ss7 worth Of tools
and buy your seeds. Rake up the
cans and clear q space for the gar
DEN Be sure and pick out . spot
where the ashes have been dumped
for ten or Melvs years.
Wednesday-Spade up your gar
DEN and harrow It and plant the
seeds Use great care to tack the
empty seed envelope and place II
at the head of the row. Be sure
and plant every seed right side up.
so the vegetables viii grow upward
and not downward n the general
direction of the centre of the earth.
By marking each row you will know
which are the radishes and which
are the watermelons whS they
come up and you have to eat them.
Thursday-Water the garden and
begin to worry because there ID
nothing In sight yet Buy . piano
on the instalment plan. expecting
TO pay for II out of the money you
save By raising your own vese-
tables.
Friday-Go out and sit on . soap
boz and watch your garden and tell
your neighbors all about II over the
hack fence.
ssturday-Psek out of the kit-
chen window to see II the. garden
"a stfll thsra .
sundsy-Forget n, permanently.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

The Main Street Tonsoriai Par:
Tor was the scene OF a So ,osipin
accident last wsdnesda G 1ssny
Green was havin' HIS hair clipped
with the new electric power ~aip.
psrs an just as the clippers were
sivin' his front eow-lick the north
an south q chicken in a short skirt
passed the door su' Danny turned
quick an before the machine could
be stopped Dams pompsdour was a
mess. They are goin' to put avn.
in's up en- the olippin' machins
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Baptist Church, has changed the

Baptist Church, has changed the
time of Sunday service to 8 O'Clock
in the morning instead of ten.
thirty, as formerly. because Red
johnson. the Pullman porter on
the 81. Louis run gets In every
Sunday mornin' at ten-thirty an
after that hour Parson Johnson
finds IL difficult to get a congre-
Cation cause Red has all the male
part OF the congregation shootin'
Iraps.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Subscription is bein' taken for a
bust TO be erected to Constable
Kstcham, who viii soon retire
after bein' the bones an sinew OF
our police department for many
years. The plan Is to erect the
bust on the public square an. o.
course. n will be a copper bust.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Hips snodgrass. after iookin' the
real estate In town ever. has de-
cided to purchase the old Craven
homestead, which In said TO be In
habited BY a ghost Hipe says he
bought that place because It
seemed to have q shade on any
thin else In town.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
And No Wonder.

WILKINS. finding himself in q
w Kentucky mountain hamlet
called upon the village barber.
-This 10 . mighty hwless ooun-
try" he began. BY way Of opening
up conversation.
II don't know" said the old chap,
mildly. Things Is purity quiet juist
at present" ., ....
~wsll.- said wilkins. "you won't
deny that you have . lot Of mur-
ders in this townf"
I'VE don't sin'rslly speak Of 'sm
as MURDERS" said the old man. in
q tone of gentle reproof We Jest
calls en- killin's.-
''If shooting q man In cold blood
isn't murder" objected Wilkins,
''then l don't know a murder whom
see one, that's all. When was
the last man killed. as you call itf"
"why, last week." said the
patriarch.
"whereaboutsf continued VIII
kins.
Elm front OF this shop" stated
the old man, with the air Of one de-
string to turn the conversation.
~Rssor hurt you much?"
~Ths razor's all right" said VIII
kins, snappily. what I want to
know are the facts about the kill
ms of that last man Who killed
himf~
The barber allowed the edge of
the rssor to linger on the cheek of
the inquiring stranger.
Il done t." he said, gently.
t. ,e conversation seemed to
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

GAM COSTELLO. the reserve
=. police force, was ordered on
smsrsent duty last Wednesday.
Someone reported that the baggage
portsrs at the railroad station wsrs
havin' . severe battle among them
selves. but It only turned out that
they were st grips.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Hints for
Mushrooners

~ H. doctori A..
The mushroom season ID
~ at hand and the city maa
who doesn't know an edible mush,
room from . caulinower ear starts
for the open spaces. 1t ID well for
him to take the following hints
along with him They were com /,
piled by an old mushroom-hound,
who has eaten them for years and
has seldom been poisoned fatally,
II is always well bo take q bushsl
basket You win probably almost
cover the bottom of II with real ,
mushrooms.
Every man has an infallibls ,
method Of difrerentiatinE between /,
mushrooms and toadstools and
none of them Ia any good.
After you learn . sure way to
tell the difference you forget which
description ats the mushroom and |.
which fits the toadstool.
II 10 almost necessary to 10 70
the country for them. somshew !
mushroomt do not thrive well In /
asphalt and brick streets, and sell !,
dom grow up their cement side
walks. A man looked around the
city six weeks to find q place to {,
bury q goldfish without blasting. r
and finally had to slip It in An
other mans coat pocket In the sub.
way.
Creep mp on the mushroom quiet.
" so as not TO frightsn II, then
catch 1t with butterfly net. Peep 5
under II and IL II IL pink on the
underside 1t is q mushroom or
toadstool. we forget which. Z :
The sponge variety Of mushroom
is very delicious TO the taste whsp !.
Tried IN butter, whether II poisons 1
you or not
The best antidots for mushroom :
poisoning is milk. The safest wsy Z
Is to throw the mushrooms in the
garbage can before eating them
and then drink . glass Of milk. n
-
the milk isn't tubsrculsr you srs
safe. ~
Experts agree there is only one
sure method Of telling mushrooms
from tosdstools and that is 10 eat
them. II you live they are mssA-
rooms. . y
A good idea for mushroom hunt Y
ers is to live in the same apart y
nent house with q doctor who
stays at homs 9 good deal day and
uight
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

While out fshin' in the pond the
other day viii Higgins dropped
overheard, by accident Of course,
that bill that Doc Meadows sent
him the FIRST Of the year. Will
says he supposes hen have to rg.
urs that in as part Of his Hostin'
debt now.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Rural Editors Paragraphs

Somebody give Constable Kstch-
am . pretty hsfty partakin' Of
home brew last Sunday an our DO
iios force has had . spree du corps
svsr since.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

When a feller comm from abroad
is goin' to bring his best girl
handsome an expensive necklace,
he hesitates for a while, sorter
stsndin' betwixt love an duty.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
hereafter to prevent q recurrence
Of such q happenin'.

II this here woman that married
that there doctor from that Kan
sas town In that there once was
popular book, Main Street." what
did she Gopherf Hips snodgrass
asks us. They lynch men for less
than that out in Kansas. Hips, say
wa
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Steve Needle, the tailor. says
hat from his experience he would
Judge that they call tailored
clothes custom clothes. because it's
he custom not 10 pay for 'em.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Rumor has It that Dappes Ksny
is goin' blind, but he says he don't
osrs much as he hears the reform.
srs are sgoin' to make the bsthers
cut out the one-piecs, stick-to-me-
oloser'n-a-brother bathin' suits at
the seashore resorts this Summer.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Miss Ruby SPARKS bscsms en-
gagged to . fslIsr she met on the
Chicago Express. Sort of one Of
these here limited engagements,
say We.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Mary Gibbs says she don't have
10 go TO no trouble to dry her vege.
tables an corn an such stun. She
lest stores them In the garrett in
tho Fall am nature does the rest.
Sort of Autumn-sttic dryer, say we.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Judge Meeksr says the fns
days'n soon be comm on now.
When the reckless motorists get to
speedin' they're all fine days for
the Judge.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

seem 30 indicate that they win
favor fringe on the bottom. Fs-
theirs pants have been fringsd on
the bottom since time immsrnorisL
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

We don't know ss It has any par.
ticulsr significance, but we have
taken particular notice that all
Scotch twesds are close-nttin'.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

When tas whale swaIlered Jonah
he knew right away that he had
made q mistake. an scientists say
that this was the frst whsle-bone.
Looks plausible, say we.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Anyway II all the girls who
work for the telephone company
would have their hair bobbed 'tisnt
likely that the company would have
to have a switch board.