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Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
HUMoR OF THE DAY

Radio, Jabez. You're wanted at th, radio''
 .Aw, I'll bet ws.just our congressman broadcasting a speech h-P-Louisviile Cpu. rier-JournaL
 "1Iaud's pct dog has been run over shelf be heartbrokon."
 Don't ieil her abruptly"
 No. IT begin by saying. lt's her hus hand .a-A Exchanse. s-'
 Miss Beatrice is avery bright youni woman" |. Did she say clever things7'
 Better than that; she saw the poin when said them .''-Bostcn Transcrirt.
 Who is the energetic little maug~
 Prof Bunpo, leader of jazz vfcBca ,tra-T'
 eHe looks as if he hsds sgreat respopsi. biTities on his ehoulders.
 And so he has. Just at the preseni time he's breaking in a new trombone player. Birmingham Age Herald,
 While an English politician. was speak. ing on taxation he was Interrupted by man shoutings ...Are you, going to tax my food2 Are you going to tax nay fo0dg'
 Someone in ther rear of the -hall -sgrg out: oh, stop your praying; thisties- Eii never be taxed. .@Londcn Mail.
 Henry Thompson. what. do yos-4nesr. by tracking mud ali over my clean floor
 T was merely trying to convncezou my dear, that I have been working fn-ths garden. New York Sun. Lady-Wnich end shall Egst cI aff.
 Conductor-It5 all the same to fns lady both ends stop.@Tale Record John-Teacher. can anyone be punish ed for something they didn't do7 | Teacher-Nhy, no; of course net John-Well, haven't done mx-srsth. mstic.'-Boys Magazine
 "So you think co-education Is a great thing?" Sure is. Our daughter got engaged al | college and saved us the expense of a long campaign '- Louisville Coulter. Journal.
 What are the chances of my recover. ing doctor?'
 ''one hundred per cent. Medical rec. ords show that nine out of every ten al. of the disease you have Yours Is the tenth case I've treated. Others all died You're bound to get well. Statistics srs statistics cs."-Exchange What's your favorits shopping hour Muriel?"
 From 12> to 1.'
 Why do you pick out that particuia. 1 hourg'
 Because all the suburbans .on tn, shopping path are feeding then.'-Bostor Transcript.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
DID HIM MORE GOOD

Many men and womgn suffer from backache, rheumatic pains, stiff joints, sore muscles and other results Of kidney trouble because they neglected the first warning symptoms Foley Kidney Pills aid the kidneys to throw out peisonoux waste matter that causes pain and nlis- cry. Stephen Lewis, Eldridge, Ky. writes: Foley Kidney Pills did me more good than all the other medicine I ever took. had kidney trouble ten years I don't have any pain like had before I took them.' Lee & Osgood Go.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
eREEN rHINes eRowINe.

GREEN THINGS GROWING. o the green things growing. the greer The faint sweet smell of the green things
 growing I should ike to live whether smile or Just to watch the happy life Of my green
 things growing, o the huttering and the pstterizg Of
 those green things growing How they talk each to each when nons In the 't wonderful ss isi4H' White of inc weird
 moonlight Or the dim dreamy dawn when the cocks
 ar growing. love them, I love them sony greer things growing And I think that they love me, withou false showing. For by many a tender touch they comfor me so much. With the soft mute comfort Of greer things growing. And in the. rich store of their biossomi glowing
 Ten for one F take their on me bestow. Oh, I should like to see. if Gods vii l it be.
 Many, many summer of my greer ! things growing.
 But if mus be'gathered for the anseFi Sleep out of sight while. Ike tn, green things growing. Though to dust to dust return, think r If may change into green things grow. -Dinah Maria Mulock crak in Indian.
 apolis News.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
ANDOVER

Holland county women held a county convention of the League>of of Women yot- CTS Friday. the 18th, at the town hall ir Andover at II a. m. Frank E. Thompson of Springfield has fbeen spending a few days of his vaea- ton at the home of his parents the past week; also J. c. Pelton.
 Mrs. William Thompson was in Spring field were visiting friends over Sunday. John Yeomans has a new car. Addison Bingham of Hartford was 3 caller in town this week. The Mems club held a meeting in the town hall Monday evening.
 There is to be 8 dance in the hall this week.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
POETRY
TO MY MoTHEh

As a pure stream. whose silver-brish' ouIckeHs her thirsty brink. youzxzyzoe One tiTeiess purpose and one sole can-' To find the folk unlovea. and ehser eHt Such as had only heard of human happi
 ness
 Not all the deepening shades of yor
 own woe
 Could i,:rad your vision to another.s ge Or bate the toll that you would under Compassion swift to bring and gen
 ruth bestoW. Now sinled the generous heart that nes For self ia all your length of flu And shut the eyes that shed ID. m For your own sorrows. stopped the req That on nsi thousand roads your mer
 made so fleet.
 I was your hrst-boru son and me yOa To share lS'f through half a century of tim, Your gTs1eiig,s gsI,11ii9s oasS 70 see your h0f Rejoicing that widowed loysf0f yor, Had fashioned - part of you foi
 evermore-
 Mother. you win the song-of human For risiateous souls who wrought and
 now. are gone, Unto Faiths Household add a preciouf one And in the after-giow of your sood days Lift up some patient hearts still beating on their ways. i-Eden Philipotts in Boston Transc-pt
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13
INGENIOUS FISH TRAP IN
 NORTH SToNINGToN BROOK

The extent to which some individuals will go in circumventing the fish and game statutes of the state, is evidenced Tn degree by the fish trap, now in the possession of County Game Warden Robert B. ChappeH, which was found on May in the Lambert Mountain brook of North Stonington by Deputy w. R. Palmer of GrisWold, and turned over to the New London official. The trap is a cylindrical affair, about 24 inches long, by approximately~15 inches in dia- meter, aid bears every earmark of the tasIlet makers artistry.
 The contrivance, which is woven from tender saplings, in basket fashion, with a concave conieal enclosure at one end, with 9 small aperture large enough to permit passage of the fish. is arranged after the fashion of metal rat traps i'll common use. The open end of the de- vice is covered when in use by a board, while boards are fitted on either side. running to the respective shores of the stream in which the trap is placed, pre- venting passage of the fish up or down the brook. Once the trout have gotten into the contraption, they are unable to get out, and the illegal operator of the device would call at safe periods and remove the unlawful toll of trout
 Undoubtedly, as the county warden suggested the device was the product of alien hands. made by Q resident of the community, skilled in basketry, and 1 at the expense of considerable time and l exercise of real talent in fashtoning il
 from native bark-covered boughs so as to attract little attention when sub merged in a convenient brook. The whole contrivance WAS capable of being l skilfully camoufaged, with the aid of a little brush, so as to make its detec- l tion matter of close inspection. Need
 less to say, the several deputies ir l neighboring towns are keeping a strie- 1 vigil of that particular section, which by the way, has furnished the fish and game authorities considerable trouble 1 during the past few months
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13

DO you tell your constituents to be good and they'll be happy?''
 Not exactly" replied Senator sorg- hum T try to keep them impressed with the idea that their only chance of happiness depends on re-eIectipg me- Washington Star.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13

gressing splendidly. For the first few
 days the teams composed of ten captains and ten members each over 1e0 in all
 reported S25,ea0 already pledged by ths
 parishioners. This drive lasts another week and it is certain ~thzt at this rate the quota will soon be reached.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-05-13

When my little girl was two puars old eczema broke out on her
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
Miss Mary Louise Hubbard, above,
and Miss Virginia Strange.

Although Kentucky was one of
the last states to sign the suffrage
ameldment the very young ladies
of the state are trying to make
amends for the hardness and are
hurrying to set the pace for young
women over the country. Two lit
tie Kentucky girls who are starting
in public life at an early age are
Miss Mary Louise Hubbard aged
eleven, and Miss Virginia Strange,
aged nine.
Little Miss Hubbard Is the
daughter of Senator Charles j.
Hubbard Of the Twelfth district
She is the first Of her sex to be
elected a page in the Kentucky
senate. The gallant southern SEN
ators insist that she is the most
efficient and the most popular page
the senate ever had. She was born
and reared In Lake county, where
Abraham Lincoln was born.
Virginia Strange is the daughter
of l' l.. Strange Of the state house
This precocious miss is in the third
grade and is quite a speaker. Al
though a mere child she is interest
ed in al womens rights bills and
often speaks for the passage Of
child labor laws.
Both little girls are very femi-
nine little ladies who like dolls and
pretty clothes, and have no hopes
Of being president some day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
EFFICIENT HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA A. KIRKAlAN.

successful without my help, for
your ideas regarding the refresh
ments were just right.
Recent Bride: rs there any
difference between a Pot Roast
and a Pot Pie?"
Answer; Yes, so much differ
ence. in fact, that the only thing
similar is the word pot" On
Friday I shall publish some pot
roast recipes. and next Monday
some Pot Pie recipes. Watch
for them.
Answer to Mrs. ]. A." "a
Reader" Mrs. c." and five
others: To Candy Any Fruit or
Vegetables Wash, pare il neces-
sary, and cut in small sections:
drop these into syrup made of
cup of graduated sugar and
IL cup of water, which you have
boiled until it spins a thread"
Let the fruit or vegetable pieces
cook in this till transparent, then
drain and lay on a baking pan:
dry in a slow oven, finishing on
top of range over mild heat. Roll
the pieces in dry graduated SUI
gar Cline for apples, peaches.
cherries, pears and carrots, espe-
cially). To give a ginger flavor,
add few roots of ginger to the
syrup before adding the fruit or
vegetable.
10 Candy Pineapple: This can
be done as above directed, or as
follows: After cutting in small
pieces, weigh, add / cup of cold
water for each pound of fruit,
and cook till tender. Then re-
move fruit, add to the water
pound of sugar for each pound of
fruit previously weighed) and
boil down this syrup one-third,
then put fruit in it and cook till
Again remove slices,
cook down syrup to candy stage,
and pour over the fruit slices.
Dry in n warm place and sprinkle
with graduated sugar.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
DUTIES ASSUMED BY
MINISTERS OF NEW
CABINET IN ITALY
CBy The Associated Press.)

Rome, Feb. II (by the Associated
Press )-The ministers Of the new
cabinet headed by Luigi FaCta, took
possession of their various offices
this evening.
Interest in the opening OF parlia"
ment is now most keen, for then
the announcement Of the new gov
ornments policy will be made
known. 1t Is expected that the
chamber will convene about March
l1G. Meanwhile the ministers will
prepare to face parliament with
their program. The new govern
Iment is accepted as a good gov
ernment Of transition"
The government biggest task Is
that Of dealing with the Genoa
economic conference. The arrival
here of foreign Minister Schanzer
is being awaited, so that discus
sions on Genoa may begin. 1t is
certain that Italy win accept the
suggestion OF the French and Brit
ish prcmiers for a postponement Of
the conference until April /.
Former Premier Titoni is con-
sidercd the person most likely to
be chosen to head the Italian dele
cation rs president Of the confer
cnce, but there is a feeling in some
quarters that as France and Great
Britain win be represented by their
prime ministers, Italy must send
Premier Facta.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28

There was q Charlie Chaplin
pickture Ground at the Little
Grand yistidday me not thinking
ma would give me the money or
account Of me having saw so meHy
movies lately, but 1 thawt Id ask
her enywdya jest for luck. Wich /
did, and she sed, Certeny not, do
you wunt to tern into a movie? and
pop sed, How do you iXpect the
boy to understand eny sutch ixag-
gerated reason as that for refusing
q request, dldent you ever heer
Of the system Of teetching by tx
ample?
Examples of wat? sed ma. and
pop sed, Wen, jest for instants,
will give Benny an Example of wy
he shouldn't go to see this Chap
lin pickture and then he will feel
quite satisfied to stay at home.
Seeing is believing, sed ma. and
pop sed. Then jest lissen and lern,
now Benny, you wunt to go and
see this Charlie Chaplin pickture,
don't you?
Yes sir, I sod and pop sed, And
you've seen seyrel other Charlie
Chaplin 'picktures In the past few
munths, haven't you? and / sed,
Yes sir. and pop sed, Now Jest let
me tell YOU little instants of wat
happened to a boy who saw too
meny Charlie Chaplin picktures,
this boy originally had a very gem
tie nature and wouldn't hurt a fly
even if it bert him ferst, but he
constantly pleeded with his moth
err TO let him see Charlie Chaplin
picktures until by and by they
worked on hia mind so that he
wunted to do everything Charlie
Chaplin did, and one day he came
home and hit his good Kind father
in the face with q lemmin pie ana
pushed his loving mother down 3
flites Of stairs and spoiled her
disposition for life, and set fire to
his granfather's wisl1ers witch were
the deer old Fentleman's pride and
JOY so they had to lock the boy
in a closet till he grew into long
trousers, and now you see Wv il
would be CRATE mistake for you
to see eny more Chaplin picktures
for a vile. don't you?
No sir, pop. because G WIZ Don.
holey smoaks, ! haven't even rot
env granfather, l sed.
You stay home and keep quiet.
sed pop. and ma sed, Hee hee hee.
seeing is believing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
LENTEN SERVICES.
TO be HELD HERE.
IN TWO CHURCHES.

with the beginning OF the
Lenten season tomorrow, Ash
Wednesday. special services will
he held in two Albuquerque
churches.
The order Of services in st.
John's Cathedral church under
Rev William Worthington, will
be as follows:
Ash Wednesday, In the morn
ing holy communion, 1880 o'clock
a, m; litany and holy commun-
ion, 10 O'clock; in the afternoon,
Bible study hour. according to
the gospel Of ST. Mark. 4 o'clock:
evening prayer and address, 1880
O'Clock.
Thursday. holy communion at
10 o'clock in the morning.
Friday children's service with
story telling and instruction at 4
O'Clock in the afternoon.
In the Immaculate Conception
church, there will he masses on
week days at Z and s o'clock in
the morning, Evening services
win be held on Wednesdays and
Fridays at $50 o'clock. Stations
of the cross will be held for the
childfen every Friday afternoon
at O'Clock.
The services for Ash Wednes-
day, tomorrow, will include a high
mass at s o'clock. Distribution of
ashes win be held before the high
mass, at 3 o'clock and after the
evening service.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
TIE NEW GENERATION
BY JANE PHELPS

Don't you dare call Joan
vampire!"
But isn't she? Isn't she suck
ing all youthful happiness from
both our lives? Isn't she making
an old man of me because of it?
Isn't she constantly yamping you
to do only as she desires? OF
course she is"
PLEASE, Craig! Don't be SO hard
on Joan. She is beginning to like
you-ever since that awful ex-
perience in the park. She told me
in confidence she was so glad
to see you she could have Rugged
you"
"Um--don't you think. Margaret,
she would say that about anyone
that had happened to get her out
Of her predicament? She didn't
mean hug me. craig Forester,
she meant hug anything or any
body who helped her lose that
wretched man."
"Nonsense!" Margaret was
laughing merrily at Forrester's
explanation.
ut is the truth. badly as hate
to admit it,"
Janet Baker formerly Mrs.
Walters) had returned from her
wedding trip and was once more
at homo to her friends. While
Margaret rejoiced that this was
so, and welcomed her delightfully."-,
she could not avoid a feeling of
envy. Janet seemed so happy, and
so marvelously young.
"You never looked your age,
but you don't look much older
than Joan does now" Margaret
said to her. ''Ted will have
hard time to make his classmates
think you are his mother IL you
go over for commencement"
"Of course I'm going! You don't
suppose I'd let that blessed boy
graduate without being therel
Come on, go with me and take
Joan. Ted would be delighted"
I'D love to Janet, but 1 never
can answer for Joan. I never try
to-" she added with a little grim
ace.
Make her come along. She
seems a little softer than she
used to. ! don't know that that
is the right word, but she GER
tainly clings more closely to you"
"Perhaps--I hope So"
when are you going to marry
Craig, Margaret? 2"
when Joan says l may" Mar
garet returned so seriously that
both women laughed. THAT is
just the truth" she said after a
moment. II shall marry him, or
anyone, when Joan is willing"
Il think you are wronginG both
yourself and Craig"
HE understands
TITS more than l dot" was
Janets retort.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
CLUB WOMEN I'm
A NATURE TOUR
THROUGH STATE

In picture and story form the
members OK the Business and Pro-
fessi0nal Women's club were taken
on q nature study tour OF New
Mexico by Aldo Leopold, assistant
district forester, at their dinner
meeting at the Y. w. G. A. last
night. Mr. Leopold proved an in
trepid and interesting guide.
1t was a trip of wide range and
variety Few, IL any, of the trav-
elers, knew beforehand that with
in the bounds Of the state could
be found country and animal life
representative of that OF tho whole
north American continent. From
the high mountains in the north
ern part Of the state where the arc
tic species Of birds and wild flow
er9 are found through the Cana
dian spruce belts and the native
yellow pine forests of tho wild
turkey, TO the true desert country
where the tropical birds live, the
tour extended. Remarkable pho
t0graphs taken by forest service
officials were shown on a screen
to illustrate the lecture.
The lecture spoke in some detail
of the present and past status of
the game and bird species in the
state, urging tho preservation Of
the more valuable varieties Of
game. He explained that it was
not possible for the great herds
of buffalo, elk and antelope which
used to inhabit the plains, to sur
vive tho spread of civilization, but
that other desirable wild animals
and game birds could easily be
preserved by tho establishment OF
game refugees.
The determination Of predatory
animals and the improvement of
the ranges Of the state by the
stockmen have improved the con-
ditions for the wild animals, said
Mr. Leopold, bat stated that it will
be necessary to create the refugees
materially to increase the numbers
of desirable game birds and ami
mails. He pointed out the success
of several small ventures of this
kind in the state.
Tho lecture by Mr. Leopold who
was assisted in showing the Ian
tern slides by Mr. Cook of the for
est service, was the only number
of the entertainment program.
The attendance prize, clinical
Thermometer given by Mrs Blanche
Montgomery was won by Mrs. Is-
Their Coulter Jordan.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
REPORT LINDSAY
IN CUSTODY At
Owe RBR0OK, PA.
Former Stock Broker is
Wanted for MulCting So
Ciety Women Out of More
Than a Million Dollars.

New York, Feb. 27.--Alfred p.
Lindsay, former stock broker,
wanted here for mulcting society
women Of more than million
dollars, was arrested tonight in
overlook, Pa according to an
announcement from police head
quarters.
An indictment charging the
fugitive with grand larceny was
voted by the grand jury today
following dramatic hearing in
the course Of which Mrs. Dorothy
Atwood, New York society wom-
an, became hysterical and tenn
pOrarily halted the proceedings.
Mrs. Lillian Duke. divorced wife
Of the Tobacco King" testified
that Lindsay had obtained her
entire fortune. more than $685.
COO through his promise to make
a vast fortune for her through
stock market transactions.
Witnesses declared that Lind
say won their confidence by con-
vincing them of his close business
connection with leaders of finance
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
STILL LEARNING.

keep on reading. reading, until
my eyes are sore; my dome of
thought I'm feeding with new and
ancient lore. / read the grand old
masters, the poet and the seer;
their thoughts. like porous plasters,
to memory adhere. I read the
modern Teller, the Main Street"
type of scribe. whose books the
foremost seller among the human
tribe. I read the thoughts Of Gaze
sar, the works of Harold Bell; /
buy of every geezer who has a
book to sell. One cannot grind for
ever with any sort of min. If he
makes no endeavor the hopper pa.
to fill. So many brilliant striplings
start out to conquer fame; they'll
all be newer Kiplings, and beat him
at his game. That they are grandly
gifted no person can deny, who
marks how they have lifted their
Tyres and lutes on high. They
make brave beginning. their fiery
spirits soar; we say. They'll soon
be winning the wreath that Milton
wore" They dash off something
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28

1t is now the season when the
horsewoman likes to go to tbs
Kentucky and Carolina countain
sections for her month or two OF
riding. To carry out here plans
she must have q new riding habit
Heretofore, black and white
cheeks, all black, red, green. all
white and covert tans have been
the vogue, but this year brown
mixtures are coming to the
front.
This suit shown here is a bit I'M
usual as to style in addition to its
brown tones. The brooches are cut
on the usual pattern, but the coat
is a long model made on rather
straighter lines than one finds in
the coats and most riding habits
They are usually OF the fitted mode
with asilare skirt. a breast peck
ct, tailored lapels and wide beIt
are features OF the coat.
Brown boots and a smart little
brown hat complete the outfit.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
DYE OLD DRESS
Or DRAPERY IN
DIAMOND DYES

Buy Diamond Dyes" and fol-
low the simple directions in every
package. Don't wonder whether
you can dye or tint successfully,
because perfect home dyelng is
guaranteed with Diamond Dyes
even IL you have never dyed be-
fore. Worn, faded dresses, skirts,
waists, coats, sweaters, stockings,
draperies, hangings, everything.
become like new again. Just tell
your druggist whether the mater
ial you wish to dye is wool or
silk. or whether it Is linen, cotton.
or mixed goods. Diamond Dyes
never streak, spot, fade, or run,