The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-03-30

VI SIdDi.
At this time Monday al 1870 an
other bad storm Is raging and the
Ottumwa people are planning on
getting in another supply OF coal
this time enough to last until
about the Fourth.
Making Work head OF the Z. 5.
Postotfice Department should be
"a gentle hint to the whole force to
move a little, even OttumNa, al
ready dead and Manila very sick.
should stage an occasional work
out.
Whenever Horace Outgo meets
Orlando Income in either a limit
cd or finished fight, Horace whips
Orlando most decisively.
The roads have improved to such
an extent in this locality that cars
are almost as common as ever
nearly every evening some of the
Ottumwa people improve this op-
portunity and drive out to a neigh
bors for the purpose of taking on
square meal.
Usually the people who hollel
the oudest in declaring they want
what they want and want it when
they want it and without any fool
ishness. don't want what they want
when they get it.
F. M. Mccoy Of Philip was look
ing over this part of the country
a few days last week. He says
things in general are not any toe
spry.
Wise sayings of my bachelor
friends
1t takes the average bride only
a few weeks to break herself OF
the foolish habit of rushing to
telephone the neighbors and fam
lily physician every time hubby is
a half hour late and to discover
that there are other things beside
sickness and sudden death that
will detain him at the office and
keep him away from her. Joe
Phillips.
Marriage is the position in life
when girl cases to wonder about
the mysterious workings of mans
heart and begins to worry about
the more mysterious state of his
stomach. Ezra Roughneck.
A widows fascination and attrac-
tiveness is owing merely to the
fact that she is so much easier to
and much more will
ing to be understood. The size of
the whole business is simply this:
In these days of race horse love
and rapid fire double ac-
ton courtship she is far and away
the most popular, the most won
derful labor saving device as yet
discovered for the saving of bache-
lors time H. b. Thompson.
A woman usually takes an after
Moons outing or a little stroll am
ong her neighbors for the purpose
of seeing if are any who are half
as badly treated as she thinks she
is. A man in order to find some
other guy if possible who in mar
rylng made a worse mistake than
he knows he dd.-Jay Brett.
In the spring small town 5
fancy, lightly turns to organizing
a base ball team.
w. 5. Shoun who has been hy
bernating this winter and has Of
ten been very eloquent concerning
the glorious weather and beautiful
roads made trip to Midland on
Thursday of last week after box
If 1921 family Xmas toys and
,hings.
A. H Stafford made a trip to Of
;umwa on Friday the oath after
.orn.
Many women do not understand
heir husbands. In most cases no
me else does.
On Saturday and Sunday the peo-
lie of the entire community pre-
AIRED for one supreme trial for
he purpose if possible of locating
he little boy of Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ferguson recently drowned in
'lum Creek near their home, W.
re glad to announce that the body
'as located about one o'clock Sat
rday p. IN. short distance from
here the accident occurred. The
uneral was held at Philip the fol-
wing day.
| do not know that it will be Dos
bile for me to say anything that
ill be of interest to anyone in any