Omaha daily bee., 1922-04-19
The HUSKING BEE
/. Its Your Day
/ Start 1t With a Laugh
THE TRAVELoGuE,


Way down among the South Sea isles
Twas fsr beyond the law,
Al clothed In new and daring styles,
Some bathing girls saw;
The styles were new 10 me, iofsooih,
o. That much did perceive
And yet they really were. in truth,
As old as Mother Eve,
And !. intruder sat and gazed.
Not twenty ieei away,
And not maid IN anger blazed,
Nor had word TO say.
No beseh-eep marred the festive sight
OF dark-skinned beauties. stout.
Blu, still prudish censor might
Have Gu, that fillum out
PHILOSOPHY.
Honesty is a good policy bu, il is all right to
The iaet iha, there are as good fish in the sea
as have ever been caught. is what makes the FISH
erman's story plausible.
Instead OF joining an athletic club for the
purposes OF physical exercises, many married
men take their ealisthenies in the back yard gar
den.
The money saved in dues may be used later
in the season Tor the purchase OF vegetables.
A one-piece bathing suit gives a nymph more
freedom in the water and more prestige oil land,
so why censor 'em. After ALL il is merely
CLASS.
When you pipe a flock OF peaches
Strolling on the beathing beaches,
You notice some OF EN- are fat
and some extremely lean;
Though there's oft bonny lassic.
As rule they're not so classy
+" As the ones upon the cover OF the
'.. Sunday magazine.
AMATEUR GARDENING HINTS.
For Use With Congressional Seeds.
Guaranteed TO produce blisters, backachc,
beri-bcr awnwcc sunstroke and spring fever.
Trade your mashic for hoe and remember that
spade by any other name would fill wheel
barrow just as slick
Growing macaroni has great attraction for
the Italian cut worm, especially il sprinkled with
garlic. This may be avoided by planting ginger
snaps instead.
Olives must be cultivated to be edible.
Silk stockings make very good garden hose
for the frail species and serve to encourage the
potatoes to come up and look around.
Popcorn should be covered up at night as
protection from the hreAies.
The dill pickles should be protected from the
street lights at night to prevent them from ripen-
ing on the vines. ...=A,. De-
A few hills OF watermelons will serve to keep
the ground moist during the dry season.
Those who do not keep chickens may start
their egg plants in All incubator.
Too much rain is not good for the marsh
mallows A good plan is to stand and hold an
umbrella over them during showers. The marsh
mallows should be hilled up often to keep the sun
from roasting them before they are ripe.
The prune vines should be trimmed frequently.
This is called pruning.
Almonds should be salted often.
Portable gardens are popular and very handy
in case the landlord raises the rent.
The stork, handsome bird and kind,
Has wisdom, too, and skill,
"a The only fault that we can find
He has too large bill
Enor Glyn is disgusted with the Puritan
ism" of the movies. We've heard 'em called
everything else but
~ 80 ToDAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
The slower they are biting the more time
fellow has to think up good fish story
"When you call on man nowadays in either
a business OF a social way" unused the corner
philosopher, "you have reasonable assurance
that you wilt find him sober
Tim says: Hoodunas and moochers are OF
great use in the world. There are Just enough
Of them, so udciously distributed, that it causes
US to more fully appreciate the real folks we
meet.
There is always something good in every paper.
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune. ~.
Even in a curl paper, eh, Adam?
"The girl for me-"
Said Heinie Hime,
rs she who is
Always on time"
- Hastings (Neb) Tribune.
That girl. I'll say.
- Gives me delight,
Who says, Lets stay
At home tonight"
..s
., SIGN OF THE TIMES.
At Thirteenth and Farnam:
loose Leaf Week"
"a Mother Eve started that fad)
On North Sixteenth street (Lower Broad
"Shoes Shined Inside. 10 Cents
Heavy Carpenter Overalls."
Cunning street logic -. ..