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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
CHARLES FAILS
TO Hold RALLY
Ex-Emperor GraveIy iii In Exile
On Madeira Island In
Mediterranean

FUNCHAL, Madeira, March 30
(By Associated Press,)-Former
Emperor Charles, of Austro- Hun
gary, who is gravely ill of pneumonia,
failed to maintain today the improve
ment noticed in his condition yes
day evening.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
LISBON-BRAZLL
1000 mile SEA
FLIGHT Is BEGUN
Portuguese Naval Captains Hope
To Make Distance In Sixty
Hours

y LISBON, March 90.-(Bg Asso-
ciated Press An attempted flight
from Lisbon to Pernambuco, Brazil,
started this morning, Naval Captains
Cacadura and Courinho taking the
air at 7 o'clock.
They hope to make the trans-At-
lantic voyage of four thousand miles
in sixty hours.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
COURT SLAYER
TO HANG MAY 5
Negro Coheld Who Killed His
Nephew Found Guilty Of
Murder AT Fayetteville

FAYETTEVILLE, March 30. -
Genus Cofield, the negro burglar
who stabbed to death his nephew,
Newman Cofield, in the courtroom
here Monday, was found guilty of
murder late yesterday an4 sentenced
by Judge Scarce 20 be hanged May
fifth.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
DENIES READING HAS QUIT.

LUNDON, March 3U.-IBy Asso-
ciated Press.) Austen Chamberlain
acting head of the government, told
the Associated Press today through
his secretary there was NJ founda-
ton for the rumor that Lord beading
has resigned as Viceroy Of India.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
COTTON MILL STRIKE
IN LAWRENCE GROWING

LAWRENCE, March 80. The
strike operatives in the cotton mills
here had advanced so far today that
it was estimate not more than 5000
were working. Last Saturday there
were 21, 900 on the payrolls. The
Everett & Metheun company mills
are shut down completely.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30

Mrs. G. w. Riley and Miss Mary
English motored to Oglethorpe to
spend the day with relatives and
friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
OCILLA SOUTHERN IS
REFUSED u. S. LOAN

WASHINGTON, March 30.-The
Ocilla Southern railroad, Georgia
line in the hands of a receiver, was
denied a government loan of SIS, 200
today by the Interstate Commerce
Commission The commission held
the money was not absolutely needed
for public service.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30

Robert English, the young son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar English, is i'll
with severe cold at his home. on
Lee street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30

Canadian Shooting Season Over"
headline. Now the Canadian can
roam at large.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
MARKETS
AMERICUS SPOT COTTON
Good Middling, tie.
LIVERPOOL. COTTON

LIVERPOOL, March 30.-Market
opened 2-5 down. Fullys, 1913.
Sales, 5000 bales.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
SOVIET PREMIER
REPORTED DEAD
However, Message Is Taken With
Reserve-Spoke z Hours
Monday

LONDON, March 3o.-A Central
News dispatch from Paris says re
port that Russian Soviet Premier
Lenin is dead is published by Rome
newspapers, who treat it with re-
serve.
A Moscow dispatch to the Asso-
ciated Press told of Lenin's appear
ance Monday of this week before
the meeting Of the All-Russian com
munist congress in Kremlin palace,
at which he spoke for two hours.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30

600 could they maintain existing
projects as they should be maintain
ed.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
GET YOUR BASE
BALL TICKETS
NOW

DUY your tickets now. Don't
~ wait until you get to the
grounds Tuesday. 1t looks like
a capacity crowd and pur-
chases now will save you time
Tuesday.
GENERAL ADMISSION tick
cts on sale Friday. morning,
March 81, at all Americus drug
stores, at $1,00 for adults and
SO cents for children.
RESERVED SEAT WITH
GENERAL ADMISSiUN tick
cts on sale Friday morning at
Times-Recorder Office only.
Don't telephone. No tickets
laid aside. Money must ac-
company order. Crandstand
reserved seat tickets, Csc and
soc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-03-30
WEATHER FORECAST

For Georgia-Unsettled, probably
showers tonight and Friday; not
much change in temperature.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
TEACHERS AT WINTHROP TO
GET INCREASE OF SALARY

Columbia, Apr. s.-ohn E.
Swearingen, state superintendent Of
education, has returned to Columbia
from Rock Hill where he attended a
financial meeting of the board of
trustees Of Winthrop college.
Nr. Swearingen said yesterday
that the most important action taken
by the board was the increasing of
tho salaries of teachers. The salaries
Of women, who are at the heads Of
deeartments at Winthrop were rails
ed from $4,000 to $4,000 Mr.. Swear
insen said. There are IL in this
group. The salaries of associate pro-
fessors were arranged as follows:
First year, s1400; second year, ST.
soc; third year $3.50. The male
heads of department Mr.. Swearingen
said, already get $4,000 and a house
rent Of which is estimated at $500,
and no changes were made in these
salaries, he said. Some additional
compensation for work in the sum-
mer chool may also be received by
some of the teachers, he said.
The increases in salaries go into
effect as of January I, 1922.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
ANDERSON MAN MADE
1T FOR GRANDMA

Anderson, April 8.-An unusual
heirloom was destroyed yesterday
when a small copper still, seized by
county officers WAS broken up. Ward
Huckabee, against whom q charge
Of distilling was entered, told officers
he was "just making q little nip for
grandma" the grandmother being
"a years old. Huckabee told officers
that the still had belonged to his
father and grandfather, and that it
had been in the family for more
than one hundred years. The well
worn copper Of the Quilt bore out
the mans statement.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
Little Sermon on Thrift.

David Lloyd George, the British
prime minister, in House Of Com
mons: 1.-THE only saving that will
help the Government substantially is
the savings of the people themselves
the saving of individuals, the saw
ing of families, the saving Of the
man who had an income in any
shape or form. The savings of the
people are at the present moment vi
tai to the success of this country,
and the man who cuts down unnec,
essary expenditure is contributing
something material and important to
the success of the country"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
MARY GARDEN OFFERED
$2so,ooo FOR SEASON

San Francisco, Cal Apr. 4.-Mary
Garden, director and prima donna Of
the Chicago Grand Opera company,
which Is appearing here, has receiy-
ed from Charles L. Wagner, her for
mer manager, an offer Of $250,000
for a seasons concert tour, and Il
the opera company would keep her
it must meet that figure, according
to a statement accredited to Miss
Gardens secretary by The Chronicle
today.
Miss Garden will sail for Monte
Carlo in June and will be gone until
September. Upon her return to
America she will announce her plans
definitely.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
Watch the Label o. your papsf.
Little Sermon On Thrift.

Charles M. Galloway, former.
President of the United States Civil
Service Commission says: II knoHsot
no greater service the g~overnnaent
could render the public than the ele3
the Treasury department is undertak3
ing. I regard Treasury Savings Sc
curities as the safest and therefore,
the best possible means of investing!
money. While there are other invest
ments that offer a larger rate Of inr
terest, there is also a greater risk.
There is no experiment in putting,
money into any United States goyy
eminent security; the element of1
risk disappears because everything
there is in this land is behind a gov
eminent security"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
TO SAVE FIRE H

Washington, Apr. GA special
type of oxygen breathing appara-
tus constructed by the bureau of
mines for the Navy Department and
designed to give protection against
chlorine gas in submarines and to
fire fighters in the holds of ships
was given a successful preliminary
test today at the bureau. The COM
plete apparatus weighs seventeen
pounds and can be unpaeked from Its
case and adjusted to the wesre1 in
ninteen seconds
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
APRIL 20 is PAY DAY
FOR GASOLINE TAKES

Columbia, Apr. S.-The new gaso.
line tax has not melted the state any
great amount of money as yet, but
April 20 is expected to bring In re,
suits that will indicate the success
Of the new revenue measure. The
tax is payable by the Goth of each
month in which the tax was due,
there was little tax payable except
by the wholesalers on their stocks on
hand, and these were small. More
revenue from the new tax is expect
ed this month, according to State
Treasurer s. T. Garter.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
Temperament A6eld

Town Topics (London).
With the revival Of Whistler an.
ecdotes Mortimer Mempes' story OF
the Masters only SHOOT" comes
once more into the picture.
The great man took careful aim,
and brought down-his hosts ia.
vorite retriever.
TT was a dog without artistic
habits" he explained, "and had
placed itself badly in relation to
the landscape"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12

York in properly regulating amid
mobile traffic.
The Magistrate suggested
some of the $5,oo9,o00. eolleStsH8
yearly from license fees
State be used for an adequate fof
Of efficient examiners; to constttuts
a bureau of a State department 066
automobiles. Most Of the Ueens6
money now goes for the mstntsa
nance Of highways
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
YOUNG MAN OF MARION
INFECTED WITH LEPROSY

Richmond, Va. Apr. 8.-Wm. N.
Skipper, 81, who was brought here
from Marion, s. C., for examination,
has been found infected with leprosy
according to the city bureau of
health today. He has a wife and one
child living in Marion. Aid Of the
federal government will be sought
to have him removed from this city.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
$4,000 KILLED
ON BATTLEFIELDS

1--WE talk about war. In the eigh'
teen months that American troops
were engaged in fighting in France
$4,000 soldiers lost heir lives on the
battlefelds. In exactly the same
period $1,000 persons, $4,000 Of
them children, were killed by auto
mobiles on the highways Of the Uni
ted States"
That statement was made yester.
day by Magistrate Frederick B,
House Of the Traffic Court, before q
special committee Of the Board Of
Aldermen considering an ordinance
requiring all commercial vehicles to
carry speed governors.
Magistrate House declared that
the existing traffic laws were sufi.
cient; that what was needed was
enforcement. he advocated q State
department to handle the examina-
ton of drivers and the issuance OF
licenses. Examinations as conduct
ed now were a farce, he said. Mary
Land, the Magistrate said, had
twenty-eight examiners, while New
York State has just six. Connect
cut and New Jersey were mentioned
also as being way ahead of New
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12

During the twentieth century, sew
en- total solar eclipses will be visible
in parts of the United States.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
~
E

y y
dff. and Mrs. S. S. Nlenburg and
children spent Sunday near Lown-
desville with Mr.. and Mrs. George
Hin.
lfr. and Mrs. J. o. Seal of Ander-
soa spent last week with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. N. L. Williams.
AIRS. n. L. Williams and daughter
MB. ]. o. Seal spent last Sunday
with Mrs. j. B. Seawrtght.
hEr. James Seawr&ht. of Antre-
vide spent last Sunday with his sis
ter, Nm NJ. L, Williams.
Miss Matte Rogers returned to
Denorest, Ca, Tuesday to resume
her teaching.
MI. and Mrs. Walter Price and
Mis- Mary Jackson Of Monterey and
Raymond Price Of Anderson spent
last Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. R. r.
Price.
ar. and Mrs J. F. Rogers and
daughter, Lone, and Mr.. Jim Rogers
spent Sunday afternoon with BIZ.
aud Mrs Clyde Sharp.
Misses Julia and Hattie Rogers
spent Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. W.
C. Rogers
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12
wARRENToN LOCALS

~
Elizabeth Wilson spent last
week in Lebanon with her aunt, Mrs.
W, J.. Evans.
Hrs. J. D. Wilson and children,
Virginia and William, spent last
weekend with Mrs. F. w. Wilson.
Allen Wilson is home from school
this week with flu.
Mr. and Mrs. j. E. Cochran and
baby spent the weekend in Cold
Springs with Mrs. s. H. Cochran.
The Warrenton Missionary Society
. held its regular meeting last Friday
at the church and elected new Off
cera Mrs. A. B. Bos1er was re-elect-
ed HeGdent, Mrs. J. A. Wilson, vice
president and Mrs. j. E. Cochran
secretary-treasurer.
T, A. Able spent the weekend
here with his parents.
Thomas and James Sutherland and
sisters, Misses Sara and Evelyn, of
Martins Mill spent the weekend with
their grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. S.
4. Able.
affa. s. A. Able is improving slow
" from a fall she received last
week.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12

Sound travels at about a fourth of
q mile a second.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-04-12

You will find our prices the lowest,
styles right up to the minute, and our
salesiadles and statesmen on their tip
toes ready to serve you In the most
courteous ways. W. will thank you
for your small purchases and appre-
ciate the larger ones.
Evening star., 1922-08-13

Pittsburgh), Mrs. George Munroe,
Mrs. Ridgway (of the old Phiiadel-
| phia family, the Marquise de Cham
| brun (nee Miss Nichols of CincinnatD,
Princess A. de Faucigny-Lucings
| (who was Mrs. Caroline Strickland,
nee Foster), and the Princess Murat
(nee Macdonald-Stallo of the Stand
ard Oil family.
How are they not lost among
| French ladies Of the grand committee
| only. Countess Paul d'Aramon.
| Duchess d'Ayon. Countess de Beau
| mont. Princess de Beauveau, Marquise
de Boisgelia, Countess Bourbon Bus
| set, Duchess de Broglie, and we have
not finished with the ''B's" yet.
Then, the French Associated Ladies.
Marquise d'Albufera, Nine. Edouard
Allez. Nine. Georges Ancel, Countess
Rene d'Argent, Nine. Jacques Arna-
| von-and a lot more before we finish
with the "A's" yet.
And. next. the English Associated
Ladies. Lady Barring. Lady Bullock,
Countess of Derby, Lady Fellowes.
Lady Hawes, Lady Kaye, Lady Sybil
Knox, Lady Malcolm, Lady Patricia
Ramsay twho comes to take tea.
also). Mrs. Stanley, Mrs. Walford-
and we have not got, yet, to a single
| Ordinary lady member, be she
French, American or English, nor 2
daughter, wife. niece, family friend
or steamship acquaintance of a mem
Der ION their annual trip to Paris.
4 \ K X
GEE the rush of ladies. They en-
~ cumber the parade rooms, over
flow the terrace. tidal-wave the gar
den and back-wash up against the
bar itself. They lie in wait for the
men of their families. Tea, tea, cakes.
buttered buns! Alas, poor Yorick, ]
knew him we'll. At night, plain mas
culine members are so bumped and
jostled on the monumental stairway
Evening star., 1922-08-13
1.-TWO Bits" "

ITO northern and eastern people the
term two bits" may sound like
slang expression. but to the people OF
the west and southeast it is COM
mon. if not provincial. one. The ex-
preston "a quarter" is seldom used
there - 1t is Invariably two bits"
1t is. moreover. much easier to say
six bits" than "seventy-five cents.
Explanation of the term bit" comes
from the reference to the monetary
system in 1892. when the Spanish
milIed dollar became the unit of
money. At that time there happened
TO be coined under Spanish authority.
a piece of silver for. Mexico repre-
senting the eighth part of dollar
called a real" after the name OF
coin in Spain. and with the same
value as the early American shilling.
Yankees used the shilling as COM
mon expression. and some can re-
member when farmers in the central
and eastern states employed their eN-
ira help at SO many shillings a day
Six. eight, ten and twelve shillinGs
were heard in all lines OF trade.
When the forty miners" went to
California and the southwestern part
of the United States they found that
dos reales of the Mexican was the
equivalent of two shillings in the
United States. Later dos reales be-
came common as a quarter.
Americans have absorbed very few
Mexican words. While the language
is filed with German and French
words. few Spanish words are found.
The Americans never learned TO sa!
dos reales,'' but they may have
Americanized that amount by saying
two bits" Hence it may be that
two bits" rs of southwestern and not
eastern origin.
Evening star., 1922-08-13

fourth fine of 100 francs. These fines
are cumulative So. to tarry till the
dawn costs 260 francs apiece. 1t helps
the club.
But when there is a house dinner
this bylaw is not enforced.
1t is all charming for old-style
clubmen, men about town; but it is
distinctly not the ideal of American
business men on vacation in Paris.
They acknowledge its convenience.
/ In an afternoon they can get posted
up on every coming event. and how
to take it in. There is always good
company. Nevertheless, they don't
quite know what is expected of them.
They feel uneasy. And their wives
make them feel more SO.
II will sit up for you" they say
sweetly.
But when there is question of the
Inter-Allies' Club. they say ye; more
sweetlE:
Il will go with you
THE Inter-Allies. is today. a real
club. You can call il an after
war WORK all you please lie .hiiieS
rally continues, worthily: but the
grandiose site of its palace and
grounds in mid-Paris. its solid finan-
cial situation. its independence OF the
cardroom. and it's Iiberality to ladies
| makes the 1nter-Allies fill des-
perately-felt want In Paris clubdom.
Here. no haunting fears of financial
responsibilities. Bridge is tolerated,
but the committee makes no under
standing to collect your winnings for
you. Could anything be more charm
| ing?
So the ladies rush to it. And II
American women use it freely, the
| French bless it more SO by their pres
ence. Of our Associated Ladies twho,
| only. can admit" plain ladies) there
! are just Mrs. Oliver Belmont, Mrs.
| ]. Ridgeley Carter (nee Miss Alice
| Morgan and whose husband is
partner in the bank). Mrs. Tower
Reilly of Philadelphia, Mrs. Goelet'
Mrs. Harjes. Mrs. Hartman. Mrs.
Lawrance with an "a" New YORK
and Pau), Mrs. Leishmann Hyde (of
Evening star., 1922-08-13

OF course, they help to set the tone
and add to the clubs financial and
social stability. You have heard of
Barons Lionel and James de Roths-
child. But here is the rich Dutch
man, Etienne Uhlens de Shooter, and
Jacques ChalmetoI de Croy. heir to
vast Belgian estates a thousand years
back. A daughter of Leishmann of
Pittsburgh, married the head of the
German branch, one-time reigning
you understand, still capable
of marrying royalty! James Hazen
Hyde married the other sister. They
are of the InterAllies.
And now. with finances and social
prestige equally balanced. here en-
ters the new element into the triumph
woman.
The Travellers does not admit lady
members.
The Inter-Allies admits h m
largely.
Lady members are all over the
Inter-Allies Club.
They add sweetness and gracious
ness-every minute after the lunch
is over and their presence permitted.
In fact, the fashionable tea hour of
Paris is being advanced each week
in the scramble of the most elegant
femininity of society and the tourist
world to secure tables in the garden!
Mrs. Berry Wall (you will ready
has as her guests Mrs. Winslow Will
liams and Miss Anne Williams. now
in Paris on their annual visit Mrs.
Laurence Benet (who was Miss Cox
of Washington. D. c., had as guests
Mrs. Gilbert King, Mrs. c.. Custman
and Miss Margaret Hume. Mrs. Will
liam Baker entertained Mrs. Hally-
Smith. Mrs. Gilbert Jones (widow Of
the late owner of the New York
Times) had bright party, just
landed. And. so, Mrs. Charles Prince
(of Boston), Mrs. Harry Lehr (of New
York;, and the Marquise de Tally
rand (nee Curtis. of Brooklyn), all
had guests just arriving.
WONDERFUL opportunity All
"A mixed up. There, eating buttered
crumpets to the sound of trumpets.
you see (next morning in the papers).
were Mrs Thomas Clifford. Mrs. James
Terry, Mrs. w. L. Green, Mrs. j. Ad-
dinkton .Goetz, Mrs. Harold Sheets.
| Mrs. J.. C. Bulwinkle. Mrs. William l..
Flanagan, Mrs. w. r. Wigham. the
Countess d'Aramon. the Countess de
Caraman, and Lady Millicent Hawes
| (ti1e Duchess of Sutherland, all
mixed together, members and invited
guests, a brilliant ,throng: crowd.
A riot. ,-
| Women are not like men. Mascu-
| line crubmen are as mean as sin in
this matter; but a, lady will ask
another lady to the club. just, out Of
pure. sweetness of disposition!
| You cannot stop them. Nobody
| wants to stop. them. There is safety
| in numbers!
The Travellers. Club admits lady
| guests to the large guest room. for q
lunch or dinner OF eight Nr more
] covers. ---.! =. -
Evening star., 1922-08-13
Is Clubdom Of Paris Fading Away, ).
Except Where It Is Americanized?

historic Paiva palace in the Champs
Eiysees-with a fund Of a dozen mil
lions subscribed entirely by its mem
bership!
Among the Americans Of the Trav-
ellers' are Frederick H. Allen, the
copper magnate. Larz Anderson, Vim
cent Astor. George F. Baker, ir.. Ber-
nard Baruch, Perry Belmont, Spencer
Biddle, Cortlandt Bishop. William
Astor Chanler (the explorer. again).
Corey of the Steel Corporation, Henry
Disston, Clarence Dolan. Henry Cole
man Drayton and Anthony Drexel.
When these men are in Paris they
can drop in on a house dinner. and
find themselves at home in a superior
manner. Marshall Field is a mem
Virginia So Is Judge Fithian Of San
Francisco.
THE mere list of prominent Ameri-
cans would take UP quantity Of
space. There are ]. L. Hartman,
oliver Hatch, F. C. Havemeyer, Oliver
Iselin. Pierre Lorillard. Edward Liv-
Mills, Frank Munsey, Samuel New
house. the mining capitalist of Phila-
delphia. George Ochs of the New
York Times, Elisha Riggs of the
Washington Bank. Mortimer and
Paris Singer and {. A. Spreckles, Of
sugar fame.
And the Duke of Sutherland.
These English and European men,
bers use the club (you might say)
more than do it's American hackers.
There is the Duke of Marlborough,
Lord Howard de Walden and Seaford.
his highness the Rajah Of Pudkota,
the Marquis de Miranda. Lord Queens
boro. and Prince Elm Demidoff, who
is still rich. And. think. his grand
father, the" Demidofr. was one of
the chief founders of the Jockey!
Evening star., 1922-08-13

trust lot to luck" says I.
''It amt that, says the squire
But the lightnin' rod agents never
bothered US much. Two OF em
starved to death 'tryin' to work this
county, and 1 guess the others sort
Of stayed away. You see,~-we don't
let go of our money real easy. 1t
comes too hard =
I'm getting SO. though that can
see differences in these farm outfits.
Some have bunch of lilac bushes
on either side of the front door, while
others have 'em at the corners of the
house. And every now and then
you'll. find one with the barn across
the road instead Of on the same side.
Then again some will have. an old
stu1Isd sofa on the side porch, while