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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11

door bell. and when it was answered
ask; "Would you like a little music r
EXPLANATION being forthcoming, he
would tell the people that he was a
pianist and thata he was travelling to
Washington. and that if they had a
piano he would 90 in and play for them,
Many people invited him TO play on
their piano. Once seated he would
ask them what sort of music they pre-
ferred. He could play almost anything
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Catarrh Means
Impure Blood
1t Is a Constitutional Disease.

When il affects the nose and throat
and becomes chronic il weakens the
delicate lung tissues, deranges the a.
gestive organs, and may lead 70 con.
sumption II impairs the taste, smell
and hearing.
Take Hoods Sarmparilla, which by
purifying the blood removes the cause
of the disease, so troublesome at this
time Of year, and gives permanent re-
lief.
II had catarrh Of the head and stom-
ach. aud dreadful ringing noises in my
ears. | decided to try Hoods Sarsapa-
riIla: my health improved wonderfully,
and / adopted Hoods Sarsaparilla as
my family medicine" Mrs. M. Jenney
Shaw, St. Johns, O.--adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Meagre Dividends.

TOO much football in our colleges,
saws President Lowell Which reminds
US Of the rhyme we read somewhere
The lad was sent to college,
And now dad cries, "Alacki"
He spent thousand dollars
And got quarterback.
Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Reciprocating.

Does your wife go to church to see
what other women wearin asked Mr.
Nosey.
No. replied Mr.. Newrich, eve are
now sufficiently prosperous for her to
90 in order to let other women see
what she wears. Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
SPORTING NOTES.
Yale and Harvard Hockey Teams Will
Meet Tonight.

Boston. Feb. 1.-THE Yale hockey
team win meet the Harvard sextet
here tonight in the opening game OF
their 22d annual ice series. The Grim
son team, captained by George Owen,
the only veteran of last years inter
collegiate champions, came up to the
game after a preliminary season OF
successes. The Yale team, which will
be weakened by the absence from its
lineup of two regulars because OF in
juries, has had an cratic record.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
self-Bored, Probably.

AchoIlie looks tired. Does he work
hardf"
"What. Chollies He works just about
az hard a. a s,ndial does on a rainy
day Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
That Tired Feeling

He-But doesn't my devotion arouse
some feeling in you'
She-oh yes; the sort of feeling one
takes a tonic for in the spring Boston
Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Animal Spirits.

Maryland paper-Miss Grace Bull
and Mary Horsey rode the goat at the
initiation of the girl scouts Tuesday
Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
His Dyspeptic Dad.

PA. name food product"
indigestion, my son. Boston
Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Use SLOAN'S TO
EASE LAME BACKS

X7oU can't do your best when
your back and every muscle
aches with fatigue.
Apply Sloan's Liniment freely, NTH
ont rubbing, and enjoy pcnetrative
glow of warmth and comfort.
Good for rheumatism, neuralgia,
sprains and strains, aches and pains,
sciatica, sore muscles, stiff joints and
the after effects of weather exposure.
For forty years pains enemy. Ask
your neighbor. Keep .Sloan's handy.
At all druggists--3sc, zoe, Si.4o.
S1Oa1l,S
Linirne1lt(sRassi%n!9s)
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11

Chicago, Feb. H. The first univer-
sity course in golf has been opened at
Northwes tern university with fifty
young women enrolled for the open
class to-day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11

Fort Worth Tex, Feb. ll.--Jim
FLYNN of Pueblo, Col, former contender
for the heavyweight boxing champion
ship, was battered for ten rounds last
night by Carl Morris OF Tulsa, Okla.
Flynn was almost out at the final bell.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
The Only. Way.

Your best way to stop jokes about
prohibition is 70 get prohibition out of
the joke class as soon as possible
Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Some Appetitel

Toronto paper--Lady. living private
ly. would like a gentleman for break
fast and dinner.-Boston Transcript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-02-11
Fruit and Candy Values
for Saturday

Chocolate Almonds, h. ....-..... soc
Bostonian Chocolates. n. ........39c
Chocolate Montevideos, 10. ...... SOC
Nut Gems, 10. ...............-. 59c
Ice Cream Drops, ID. ........... .25e
Asst. Cream Chocolates. IL. ....... zoe
Polar Bears, n. .................45 c
Necco Original Peach Blossoms, n. 2sc
Canada Peppermints, h. ..,.+..... zoe
Wintergreen Lozengers, 10 ......~ zoe
Kibbe's Original Social Whirls ~. 33c
Kibbe's Peanut Butter and Molas
ses Kisses, fb.....-......-....2 pc
Italian Figs. in 2rb. boxes, per box Doc
3 Grape fruit ..................2S e
, Large Grapefruit ............-..SS e
Indian River and California sun
kist Oranges, doz 49,. SOC and up
Golden Ripe Bananas, per doz p. SOC
walnuts. n. ...-...... 35c and 4oc
Mixed Nuts. n. ........ l5c and 25c
Walnut Meats, n. ..............sa c
MarChetti'S Fruit Store
Near Park Theatre.
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All Over Face and Back. Large
andRed. Could Not SIeepatNight.

II had a breaking out of pimples
ali over my face and back. They
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
TIMES NEWSIES TO SEE
TARTAN PICTURES FREE

Because of the demand on the
part of newsboys for tickets to
Adventures of Tarzan." to be pre-
scented at the Leader and TruX-
ton theaters, arrangements were
made with Sidney Lust to supply
free admission to all of the vend.
ers of The Washington Times on
the streets of the National Capital.
1t was originally intended to give
theater parties to The Washington
Times carriers, but members of the
sales force were so insistent in
their demand that they be allowed
to see this jungle picture that Cir
culation Director Max Fenske had
to yield to them.
This will be the first time that
Adventures of Tarzan" has been
shown in Washington, and the
newsies are eager to see the first
run of what is said to be one of
the most thrilling pictures filmed in
recent years. Specimens of prac-
tically every animal that Noah took
into the Ark with him appear in
this picture, and Elmo Lincoln,
who portrays the role of TarZan, is
shown making several hairbreadth
escapes from wild animals.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
What Doing Today
and Tomorrow

Dinner-Business and professional
women's section, Women's City Club,
6:3O p. m.
Lecture-Mr Hugo Ormo. illustrated
by Bella Ormo, wonens City Club, 9
p. m.
Meetings--wilson Normal School, EIev-
enth and Harvard streets northwest, to-
night: women's Gymnasium Club: short
story class: Lonesome club; interior
decorating class; New York State
Society.
Classes-,J oh $50 Powell Community
Center, Social dancing for children
special group rhythm rehearsal, Thorn
son Center, women's drill team :Esper-
anto class; Adult Dramatic club; Wash
ington Repertoire club, etc.
TOMORROW.
Classes-Jo h nson Powell Center, ORA
mates, 3 p, m. Rhythm for girls over
twelve years. rhythm for boys and girls
under twelve years.
Card party-NRvEl Lodge Hall, Fourth
and Pennsylvania avenue southeast
Lecture-Dr. John O0rady, on so
cisl Service" at 81. Johns College,
d. m.
Mesting-Chemical Society Of wash
ingth, Cosmos Club, y. m.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
AKEUP IN LOCAL PROHIBITION BUREAU SAID TO BE IMPENDING
Washington! Will You Aid
100000 Starving Orphans?

The Washington American Jewish Relief Committee
is working with the National European Jewish Relief
Committee in raising $l400000O to help alleviate the
utter restitution which is visiting 100000 or
phaned Jewish and non-Jewish children in the Ukraine
Washington's quota in this wonderful humanitarian
work is 100000. To raise this requires the CO
operation and financial assistance of peoples of all
faiths and creeds The work is very well conducted
and the administration of the relief in the hands Of
Americans is conducted at the very small cost OF
only three dollars out of every hundred Nnetyseven
dollars out of every hundred goes to the purchase of
foods clothing and other measures of relief.
If you will assist in this noble work. send this notice.
pinned to your check, to Geron Nordlinger, treas
urer at 7O6 Evans building.
SIMON LYON, Chairman.
By JOS D. KAUFMAN,
Chairman Publicity Committee
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
TODAY.

TODAY.
Lecturer. o. Armstrong, at the Y.
NJ. G. A.. on the subject Highway to
the Arctic" s y. m.
Open Forum-College Women's Club,
1872 street northwest, s y. m.
Meetlng-The Spanish American Attn
eneum Thomson School, Twelfth and L
streets northwest, 8 p. m. Address by
the Rev. Issasi and DR., william II.
Manning
Meeting-Anthony League, 2oo7 Col
umbia road northwest, 3 to s p. m.
MeetinR-The women's Overseas Serv-
ice League, at the Y, W. G.. A., 1893 F
street northwest, y. m.
Dance--The Potomac Council, Knights
of Columbus, X. OF c. hall, 9lS Tenth
street y. IN.
Address,. Karpodich on Russian
Drama" before the Interna tional As
ISOLATION OF Arts and Letters. at 17l5
street Guests will be admitted at Q D.
m. and members at 8 p. m.
Meeting-Day Nursery Association
Ebbitt Hotel, 1880 a. m.
Meetins-French Section, Twentieth
Century Club, at home OF Mrs. John
Van schsick ST., lli7 Massac usetts
avenue northwest, 2;s0 D. IN.
Meeting--Capitol Hin History Club
1855 Newton street.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
C|RLF0UND|N
|CE|DENT|F|ED
BY HER MOTHER
Mrs. Lillian HuIIings Jones, OF
Alexandria, Says Body
Is Daughters.

Weeping bitterly. Mrs. Lillian
Hullings Jones, 230 North Payne
street, Alexandria, Va, identified the
body Of the woman which was
hauled from the river Monday morn
ing as that of her daughter Alma.
AS the assistant morgue keeper
pulled out the wooden slide that
bore the body the mother broke
down and sobbed: Yes, that Is my
daughter"
Mystery surrounds the circum-
stances by which she met death.
About ten days ago she loft home
to visit friends in Cherrydale. but
she did not arrive there, nor had
she been seen since until yesterday
evening when her brother partly
identified her.
The body was found encased in
ice in the river by Captain Davis, Of
the tug Selecman, about half way
between the plant of the Washing
ton Steel and ORDNANCE Company
and Alexandria. It was floating
about fifteen or twenty feet from
the shore.
Detective Sergeants Livingston
and O'Brien relinquished their in.
vestigation following the autopsy
which showed that she had met
death by drowning. Police at Alex
andria said I'VE know nothing about
the matter"
II the young woman committed
suicide, as the police believe she did.
relatives can assign no motive for
her act.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS
NOW CALL McEvOY "SUPE'

No longer is William j. McEvoy,
Of the House Press Gallery. hailed
as Mac" His new nickname is
"Supe," for McEvoy has just &C:
quired the title of Assistant Super
intendent of the House Press Gal
lery.
For more than three years Nc
Evoy, who lives at the Henrietta
Apartments. 933 n street north
west, has been the aid of the 217
correspondents who have admis.
son to the press gallery Of the
lower branch of Congress.
1t is McEvoy's duty to watch all
legislation on the floor of the
House and to keep in touch with
every committee of Congress. In
keeping in touch with what goes
on on the floor, McEvoy likewise
keeps in touch with the correspond
ents. II you happen to be a cor.
respondent from a small or large
town in the United States and your
city or State is mentioned on the
floor McEvoy sends out hurry
call
McEvoy is the son of the late
William J. McEvoy, superintendent
of work in the Government Print.
ing Office. He is a Washington.an
and attended the Seaton and Nc.
kinley schools here.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
THREE WILLS DISPOSE
OF VARIOUS PROPERTIES

Catherine II. Burns, widow of
Theodore Burns. in her will filed to-
day, directs distribution of several
life insurance policies among her
sons and daughters. The rest of
the estate, including property at
1886 G street southeast, is to go to
daughter. Harriet e. Burns, who
is also named eXecutrix.
The will of James NJ. Perry leaves
to his wife, Elizabeth V. Perry,
premises at us Sixth street south
west and 5000 in cash. Ths rest of
the estate is to be divid, I In equal
parts among other heirs.
Catherine Lauxmann, ~fe)w,
directs that her household IL ture
and personal effects go to the son,
Leon J. Lauxmann, and her daugh-
ter, Elizabeth McGuirk.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
$4,000 GIVEN
|N2 DAYS FOR
JEWISH RELIEF
Washington Contributing Lib
orally to 100000 Quota
To Succor Starving.

Appealing to Washington Jews
and Gentiles to contribute to the
American Jewish relief committees
drive, the District Commissioners
lalst night issued a proclamation set
ting aside the last three days Of this
week as Jewish relief days.
THE generous liheralities Of our
Jewish and gentle fellow citizens in
responding to appeals for aid in the
furtheranCe OF national aims IL well
known TO all and at this time the
Commissioners feel thar all citizens,
Of whatever creed, race or color
should assist the American Jewish re.
lief committee in its efforts to oh
tain funds TO alleviate the sad dis
tress in Europe, which has been
make known to US all through the
public press" the proclamation says
in part.
$4,000 Subscribed.
Compilation OF figures for She first
two days OF the drive shows that to
date approximately $4,000 has been
raised towards Washington's quota
OF $1,000
The following contributions Of s25
or over were received at the COM
mittee's headquarters, 706 Evans
building, Yesterday.
Contributors OF $500 or more:
Congregation OF Eighth street tenn
pie, 800; Y. NJ. II. A., $500; Miss
Sadie Grosner, $500: Leon Tobriner.
$500; and ]. Buchbinder. $500.
Maritz Mayer, $3.50: anonymous,
$3.50: Sidney w. Straus, $3.50: Emil
Berliner, 5000; Simon, Koenigsber
& Young, 5000: Maurice d. Rosen-
berg, $3.50: S. II. Reizenstein, $3.50;
Swiss Club, through Louis Abra-
hams, 5000; Arthur d. Marks, 500;
Henry ]. Goodman, 800: Max
Fischer. 800; s. P. Spitz, 800; E.
+. Droop & Sons Co.. 500, and
Isadore Rosendorf. 500.
amounts: Here Club, Y. NJ. H. A.,
SIS: Joseph Luchs, $50: DR.. Edwin
B. Behrend, $50; Henry Frank &
Son, $50: Ben K. Leon, $50; David
II. Solomon, $50; Round Table.
through Max Fischer, NJ. Blumen-
field. $50; A. NJ. Fishel. $50; en-
ployes of D. ]. Kaufman, S45l
Nathan WE'LL, $50; Samuel Cloft.
$50: Maurice Kafka, $50; A. c.
Bobys, $50; Salvador S. Richard,
$50; d. Denoff party. S36; and AL
bert Kassan, $40.
Contributors of s25: II. Abramson,
Phil Bobys, Henry Segaloff, Sol
Love, Myer zupnik, Edgar c. Kauf-
man, c. c. Archibald, Sol Louis,
Gerald Grosner, Eugene Schwab,
>Bieber.Kaufman & Co., Gus j.
Karger. Daniel Schiller, Columbia
Commandery No. 2. Jacob Kohner,
Samuel Lidoff, Samuel Bensinger,
Henry Smith, Fannie Greenapple,
Abe Cohen. and DIR. Adolph Ben
rend.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
ARNOLD
IS INDICTED As
WHITE SLAYER
Dolly" Bates, Chevy Chase
Girl, Sent to National
Training School.

Roy Z. Arnold, elopement part
ner of Dolly" Bates. sixteen-year-
old Chevy Chase School girl, whose
mysterious disappearance January
4 ended with her arrest three weeks
later in Chattanooga. Tenn, was in
dicted by the grand jury today.
Arnold. thirty.five years old, who
had been living with his wife and
parents at 3642 Eleventh street
northwest. Is charged with viola
ton of the Mann White Slave Act.
With Dolly" Bates now confined
to the National Training School for
Girls. on order Of the Juver&le
Court, Arnold was brought to Wash
ington from Chattanooga the day Of
the recent record breaking snow
storm. With police escorts they
were held fon eight hours in the
railroad yards between Washington
and Alexandria.
Others indicted today include
Charles F. Haner and Raymond w.
Maxwell, robbery; Samuel Leroy
Saylor, David William Upperman
and Everett Jewell, housebreaklng
and larceny; James Cooper, assault
with a dangerous weapon; Daniel
Dyson, grand larceny; James Busey.
assault with a dangerous weapon.
The grand jury ignored charges
against Harry J. Festus, accused Of
HOUSEKEEPING and larceny: Gust
Tokas, receiving stolen goods and
Rodger Glenn, assault with intent
to kill.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
D. c. YOUNGSTERS INVITED
TO BOYS CLUB MEETING

All Washington boys between
twelve and seventeen years OF age
are invited to a meeting of The
Boys Club at 7:30 o'clock tonight at
2SO G street northwest. Plans will
be made for the future work of .he
club.
j. T. Dover, veteran Y. M. c. A.
worker and new director OF the club.
will be In charge. Members OF the
club are entitled to fun benefit of
the gymnasium at Trinity Com.
munity House and teams will be
organized in all lines Of snort.
carpentry, printing, cobbling and
allied arts and crafts will be taught.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
KNIcKERBocKER VICTIM
Is BURIED IN WYOMING

Congressman Mondell of Wyom.
ing today received word of the fun
eral Of William b. Sammon, attache
of the Alien Property Custodian s
office, who was a victim of the
knickerbocker Theater collapse.
Services were held Sunday at
Sammon's home in Kemmerer, wyo
Although the body was delayed at
Chicago. the train arrived at KAN
merer In time for the services as
originally, planned.
The american Legion post. of
which SammOn was member. at.
tended the funeral. Sammon had
been In Washington about three
months. He lived at 1926 Cathedral
avenue.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
FOUR ART EXHIBITIONS
At cORcORAN GALLERY

Four special exhibitions are being
held this month at the Corcoran
Gallery of Art.
A striking series of flag pictures
by Childe Hassan opened yesterday
and will be on view until Febru-
airy 2S.
A group Of twenty-five water col
ors by Wilfred G. De Glehen are
being shown from February to
February 2S.
A collection of thirty-six pastels by
Charles S. Kaelin, opening Monday,
will be shown until February 2s.
The twenty%ixth annual exhibition
of the Washington Water Color Club
will be held from February 10 to
March inclusive.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
THE WORM TURNS.

In a dOuble-leaded editorial ap-
peal to Philadelphians to resent
nationwide tendency Of joke
smiths 10 poke fun at that city,
the Philadelphia Ledger WAKES
wrOth.
1t says there Is so little pride In
that town that Philadelphians will
MOND HITCHCOCK and the
cheapest grade Of comedians make
cracks at the town and laugh their
heads off.
The smart actor man, Iaments
the Ledger, cannot make q by
word Of the home town In front
Of the h0mefOlks anywhere ex.
cept In Philadelphia" and Il Is
costing that town prestige,
power, place, dollars. and cents"
When in Washington the joke
smiths make their cracks at
Georgetown, AnacOstia, Alexan-
dria, and Baltimore, and other
suburbs Of this great city. Up at
Keith's recently a brother Of AL
JOLSON asked q colleague Of his
who rose from the audience,
Where you from, anyhow"
II come clean from Baltimore"
said the assistant.
You must be mistaken" de-
Clared the comedian, "fOr I never
knew anybody yet to come CLEAN
from Baltimore"
The joke wouldn't have gone be-
fore a Baltimore audience, because
the folks over there wouldn't have
stood for 1t. And yet a Philadel.
phia audience allows q jOkesmith to
pull any old joke about that town
and laugh about IL.
The universal presumption Of
the stage jOkesmith Is that New
York is the only real spry town In
the world, and that all the others
are asleep. Nearly all folks from
New York look upon the balance
Of the United States as Just an APP
pendix to that town.
So, after all, it rs just a matter
OF liberation by audiences. We
suppose that, following the editor.
ial, Philadelphians will rise In
their might and smite the funny
men on the stage who joke about
them and their town to their faces.
But won't these s,parties rub It in
elsewheref
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
Delaware Alumni to Meet.

Senator II. l.. Ball. Of Delaware,
and twenty other alumni of the
University of Delaware, formerly
Delaware College. will hold a din
ner meeting at the City Club Mon
day evening, February IS, to or
ganize a local alumni chapter. A
joint meeting OF the Washington
chapter and that in Baltimore will
be held at later date.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
ANOTHER INVITATION.

Mayor" Keefer. Of Clarendon
town.
A man of great local renown,
Has invited Bill Price, with prom
Uses nice.
To bring his goat and settle down.
But IL Bill will look over the sites,
And wants 70 rest well mt nights,
He'll go farther west, Falls Church,
I suggest,
And then I'm sure he'll be right.
WEST FALLS CHURCH.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
AUTO TAX BILLS
INTRODUCED IN
MD.,ASSEMbLY
Call for Reciprocity on Basis
of Gas Taxation for
Roads Upkeep.

Full automobile reciprocity be.
tween the District of Columbia and
Maryland is provided for in one Of
two gasoline tax bills introduced to-
day in the Maryland general assem-
bly,.
The bill empowers the governor to
grant to residents Of the District
of Columbia the privilege of using
the roads OF this State in return for
the similar privilege granted resi-
dents of this State by the District
of Columbia"
This authorization, however,
would not become available before
January I, 1924.
The gasoline bills were introduced
simultaneously in the Senate and
House, according to the plans made
by the majority leaders in both
branches Of the Legislature.
One of the bills provide for a tax
Of / cent a gallon on all gasoline
purchased for use In motor We
hicles, the tax becoming effective
June / next and TO continue until
the long -standing deficit of $1,179,'
SIS in the maintenance account OF
the roads commission Is made up
provided that the tax does not run
beyond January /, 1924.
Chsrge for Registration.
The other provides for a tax OF
2 cents a gallon, the tax beginning
January /. 1924, and the proceeds
going for maintenance and recon
struction Of the road system Of the
State
II such proceeds exceed the net re
ceipts from registration Of motor
vehicles for the same period. the
registration fees will be discontinued
after January /. 1924, az far as pneu
matic-tired vehicles are concerned
though a fiat charge of 81 is to be
made for registration.
The text Of the reciprocity clause
follows:
That the governor of the State
is hereby authorized and empowered
to confer and advise with the proper
officials of the District Of Columbia
and enter into reciprocal agreement
effective on and after January J.
1924, under which the registration OF
motor vehicles owned by the resi-
dents Of the State will be recognized
by the District of Columbia, and ht
Is further authorized and empow
cred to grant from time to time
after January /, 1924, to residents
OF the District OF Columbia the priv
lege Of using the roads OF the State
in return for the similar privilege
granted residents Of this State by
| the District Of Columbia"
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
Capt. Howell on Sick List.

Capt. James F. Howell, who has
been taking a course of instruction
at the Army War College. has been
ordered to proceed to Walter Reed
Hospital for observation and treat.
ment.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
THAT PROF. IS WRONG.

We note that Prof. Frederick
Starr. of the University Of Chi
cago, says there are no beautiful
women in the United States" I
guess he would change his mind
If he could see some of our Con.
gress Heights girls, especially
NJ A RG ARET, "TOOTIE" and
CAROLINE.
DAPPER DAN. IND.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
N &C T u r N E !

She was squatting upon the bed,
As the clock was striking one,
And she was babbling away
At ninety words a minute,
When her husband beloved out
For heavens sake shut up
And get in your own darn bed
And let me get some sleep"
j. j. SCHWAB.
The Washington times., 1922-02-08
A NIFTY PUZZLE.

Below is a nifty line puzzle by
FRED Geilinger which will interest
everybody, and we will be glad to
know how many trace ALL the
words in il: