The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-09-18
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Winners Announced
Editor Coliopses.
Assistant at Helm.
VIII Close Contest.

Under Il the Dumhheii Editor
broke down and had 10 be car
ried away 20 nm insanitarium
foe couple Of weeks. And
now II l. mn 60 the Assistant
pumbbclI Editor Go carry ON
from where he left off. hoping
and praying the same drcad
fate overtskcth him not.
Tho meeting comes 20 order to
day with tho naming OF last weeks
winners. Two or three priEes
awarded 70 TO juvenile contributors.
which seems 60 prove that Seattle
youngsters are up on the Old toes
every minute. Florence Fitzgerald
and Haven Martin. both selected by
the Dumhhcli Editor before his col
lapse, are Just IL years Of age.
HERE are the winners, who
will be asked TO call at The
Star office and identify them
selves.
Florence Fitzgerald
Haven Martin.
Elya Patterson.
Come and get u. fricnds!
Now the pumbbeii Contest enters
upon It's last Tap. This Is the final
week Of the big ivory hunt. and
from the way Uncle Sans mail
carriers grcan as they stagger into
the office competition Will be Keen
er than a gross OF new raxors. An
the Assistant Dumbbeli Editor can
orb are letters. letters. letters
Only years OF agc. Lester Ashcln.
1870 18Th. Apt. ss. starts US Off today
by scrihhlng in he knows fellow
who belongs TO the Smart Set in his
neighoorhood and who thinks
Mushroom il . room for lovers.
Sirioin Il an English noblrmsn.
Wesley Harry berry Is . new
fruit.
sherlock Holmes Is . set Of
hung allows.
y. c.. ~ Boyissnn ave. ~. knows
a guy down the block who thinks
this:
Niiky way t. dairy route
Hlil Hart 10 related to Gov. Hart
An ear of cern u good listener.
ship must have eyes 10 80 20 ssa
Eelief can Be given wtndew pane-
Kane Grey Is y new ceicr.
You can mead IN. break Of day.
A poliesman's beat II = vegetable
Ftsh are crazy when thsy 80 In seine
Molly bdenite snd dyrantits are tmhis
n IA
ocean.
SHOES eoms from sne. trw.s-
Tho undertaking. business 10 ecatse,se
In = subway.
The study class In the club 10
which belongs Mrs. 1. A. Gilman. IFS
W. s5th st. dispenscs this informa-
ton. she AYERS:
Ireland Is Inhabited By angry PEG
pie.
Minnesota Is iineai descendant
Of DE soto.
Paradise Valley was tho birthplaes
OF Adam and Eve.
Cheyenne Is tho name Of = beshfui
gSyl In Wyoming.
Delaware, Florida rFio Riderl Ann
Arbor. winnipeg esvfnnic Pegxl and
Philippines philip Psnes) arc names
Of great Americans.
The skarin news IL essential. but
the editor might avoid "scarin' peo-
pie by putting ali scares on the In.
side pages
o. jacobson. Ts5o Mary ave. re
quests that we allow him to intro.
duce the flat tire who thinks:
Fresmssons are brlekiayers
unionte~n 10 a workers Mecca.
That Omar khayysm IL clxsr~s
That cattle are sold In the stock mar
Thsi AZ srstin is Eoodbys In Hun
gsrian-
Another Nut Ia in with this line
OF stuff about the goof who claims.
Bunker Hill Is n coal mine.
Golfers Weekly II . niners'
magazine. the Literary Digest r.
. box of pills, Teufonic h . new
spring medicine, Paris green
trimmed with Pearl White. Il
pretty. and that Ole Hanson dis
covered Ballard and left IL TO his
relations.
Speaking Of goofs. A. r. b.. Gener.
al Delivery. refers us to one thinking
Henry Ford a shallow place In Mus
sole Shoals for the senators to ford
over.
And from Route 2. Anacortes, VIII.
liam G. Farrell. pens that the hun.
dred per cent dumbbeiI II the guy
who thinks the Dumbbeil Editor isn't
n dumbbell what did the poor fellah
ever do to you. BiilD and that Ana
cortes Is a chorus girl.
How about the dumbbeiIs In your
lifey Write and tell us what makes
EN- dumb. Remember. this week Is
your last chance to get a crack at
the three 81 prizes.
Fired Upon Union
Shopmen, Is Charge