Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-10-06
ESTABLISHED 1856
VIEWS and INTERVIEWS
Brlet Local Paragraphs Of More or
Less Interest.
PICKED UP BY ENQUIRER REPORTERS
Stories Concerning Folks and Things,
Some of Which You Know and
Some You Don't know-condensed
For Quick Reading.


Sheriff elect ]. G. Wright Of Chero-
kee county was a visitor to Sherift
Quinn's office in orkvi,le on Wednes-
day. He was accompanied by Messrs.
T. E. and J. L. Wright. Just came
over to get acquainted with the
records that you keep in your ofhce'
explained the sheriff elect of Cherokee.
"And I wanted to get acquainted with
the sheriffs in the counties surround
ing Cherokee"
Too Many Hunters.
Went down to r. E. Fosters mousse
between Newport and Ebenezer Tues
day morning for the purpose OF peing
in on a fox race" said an old time fox
hunter the other day. "And L didnt
realize that there. were so many fox
hunters in this country as there were
present to join IN and hear the race.
Must have been 200 people in that
company gathered around Mr.. Fosters
house. In the cor ipanys were num-
Der of ladies from Yorbyille who had
come down by automobile to hear the
music of the dogs But we didn't have
much of a race. We managed to strike
a trail but that was all. 1t was zoo
dry. There are foxes in that country
between Newport and the river ana
south of Rock Hill. Fox hunters OF
that section have from time to time
turned lose q number Of grays anu
there are a good many Of them. The
hunters are promised some fine sport
for this fall and winter when weather
conditions get right. I might add'
however, that the foxes always have a
fine opportunity to- get away SO long
as the party of hunters and spectators
totals a crowd of around 200"
Death of the Bonus Bill.
"Speaking Of the death Of the
soldier bonus BILL" remarked an eX-
soldier this morning, "here is bit Oh
verse clipped from Georgia news
paper which tells who did it and how
it was brought about, 1 think"
Who killed Bill Bonus?
"I." said High Finance
"I kicked him in the pants.
I killed Bill Bonus"
Who saw him die?
'I" said Mr.. Wall Street,
His death was most complete,
I saw him die"
Who caught his blood?
'I." said Mr.. Profiteer,
Just happened TO be near,
I caught his blood"
Who'll make his shroud?
81" said Dangerous Precedent,
"I scared 'em hellbent,
I'll make his shroud."
Who'll dig his grave?
az" said Senator o Wot Luck,
81 passed the buck,
I'll dig his grave"
Who'll be the Parson?
'I," said Congressman Pull.
81 threw the bull,
I'll be the Parson."
Who'll carry him 10 the grave?
at" said Senator Absentee,
"They can't pin this thing on me,
I'll carry him 10 the sra'e'
Who'll be the chief mourner?
~" said NATIONAL Money Power
"This to mes happy hour'
I'll be chief mOurner."
Who'll sing psalm?
"I" said Millionaire Gruf,
"That sounds fair enough,
I'll sing a psalm"
Who'll toll the bell?
az" said High Tax Ghost,
81 scared the people most
I'll toll the bell
Then all the birds named,
Tried to outgroan us,
When they heard the bell toiiihs'
For poor Bill Bonus.
The First, Anniversary.
.Wer" remarked a young reno"
Yesterday, celebrated my first weooliis
anniversary today"
"Um. huh, and what do you thlhf
about yourself now-got rid Oh ina
notion that two can live ds cheap a.
one for instance
"Well," said the young fello"'
never did have any such foolish lde'
rs that; but don't mind teilins !o'
that am glad 1 am married and ina
raalize that 1 have only lived ON
wear in my life and that year IS I'M
.Lo. ,,ac I'm todaV This yea