Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-11

SOME OBSERVATIONS M SIARcEJ


Dear Editor: b. 55sJiai request e
one OF our members am saniinS n my
recitation which read a. the last met
ing. Some may have wondered why ]
didn't finish It. never was fond Of
egg champoo and didn't want TO see the
poor man dubbed 70 death i was GER
tainly a dangerous place FOR him II he
had realized Il, but apparently judging
By his attitude he didn't seem TO thtnE
30.
There are Just two troubles n shis
worid-Women and money. We'll, Adam
didn't understand them 50 he had ore
made TO order. The poor boob that said
women were the weak sex. was he 5uSt
daffy or crazy7 A man goes out with an
overcoat on and gets pneumonia-s 70
NTH goes out with. a peek-a-boo waist OF
and gets priekiy heat, but with the nav
perfscope skirts they are wearing they
can be understood better.
The way women dress these days hsipf
to keep our minds on war. They don'i
show their love for men Ike they used
to, but they show lots Of other things
just a. exciting. ] wonder what men
used to DO for excitement when women
wore trains.
If girls don't want to be Kissed tAsy
should get married. A kiss e q mar
ried mans duty, and q single mans
pleasure. The most famous war song ever
written Is Here Comes the Bride" MS
no use trying to cell married people
about war, for they know all about II.
When couple are getting married you
will notice their parents cry; well. that
Il because they reaIze what they have
got % 20 through and they need syn
pathy- Getting married Is expensive.
but Its nothing compared 20 being en-
gagged. A modern idea Of marriage Is
love and be gay" Before a man gets
married he must show two licenses. q
marriage license and an sutomobfie II
eense. know a man who went TO get
his marriage license and the clerk l-a6s
a mistake and gave him a Digs r.
eense- ] suppose he judged him iiy
his looks, and he's led dogs livs evsr
since. The meaning Of marriage Is a iot
Of crying, signing and lying.
Married men talk in their sleep - e
not to forget how. That's the only tine
they can tax! But Edison ala not make
the first taking machine. It was Adau-
The three acts that comprise q womar.z
| life Il attract, contract and detr9ct.
Some people believe IN divorce. but !
| believe IN q fight to a finish. A Wo-
man Is never too old 70 get married
even. the Mattresses are waiting 70 81
married Women have booked inc Al
professions We have lady clerks sten-
| ographers. BARRIERS and even lady shop
| nfters. But ! don't think thew would
/ make good policemen. They'd a-rest
every good looking man they saw, susr
to walk down the street with him. But
with all their shrewdness men have got
them beat. for you'll never catch man
| having his trousers made two feet toa
! long and 60 around all day holding fhcm
| up. If there were only three women IN
the world two would get together and
| talk about the other one. Wen. have 4
| good time today for tomorrow you nav
be married. and when yon are you never
/ can ten, q lot OF little things may hap
pen.
Men marry because they are t'-Ad. We
| men marry Because. they are curious.
| Both are disappointed Marr.asa f. an
Institution for the blind. All ? man has
to 40 70 win Is TO say he loves her.
| When a man brsvs a ha-z, .he a-sf
| tsins he d6as IL TO saS .h@s :. f- --.'i
nr6lse ara When wolrsr sets rrs--'-d the
hrst thing sht does IS IN 500 '--' - IS
| well broke. suppose tie -a-@-s-r- n
| order TO drive In double harness.
| A wonisr's heart Is s'eai -rsr's hs.--
IS flint. The two togesh4r make a fns
match. When a girl Is. sixteen shc's IN
long dresses. at twenty-tour she has
wrinkles at thirty. gray hslr when rha
e thirty-fye she has blonde hair and
starts all over again. We'll never have
woman candidate for Presidert az N,
candidate must be over thirty-hve year.
old. - $500 ,..
know a man that. before Ne va
married used to sing 81 Wish I Hal .
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