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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Cake Eaters

60 AXE EATERS" that's what
they call the men who drink
soda and eat ice cream and
prefer layer cake to ham sandwiches
and dearly love a cup OF good tea
al me proper hour in the afternoon.
They don't care to play football
or baseball and as for track athletics
oh. horrors!
Dancing. an. that's the diversion
and next 10 that speeding IN A classy
racer or chummy roadster, Part
Ies' limitations. affairs. matinees. tea.
ihdy-like little picnics studio part
les with sofi lights and weird music
these things are the Cake Eaters
pc radise.
And there is, some persons de-
care. a band Of Cake Eaters In al
most every university IN the United
States today.
The girls at the Northwestern un-
iyersity have declared a boycott on
the Cake Eaters
Fifty per cent OF them are spine
less weaklings" says DR.. George
Stewart. president OF the alumnae.
They just love a SPIN" he said.
and oh. they dote on the fox trot
ard the toddle and the guinea wig
gle
Give one OF EN- a half-mne dash
to make and he'd drop dead at the
thought OF II. and as for a touch
down or a goal. don't mention any
thing like that, or a real Cake Eat
er viii faint"
And now the co-eds are going to
osiracize the Cake Eaters.
Why girls. how can you be so
cruel, when they are just simply try
ing 70 please you?
Imitation IS, the slncerest iattery
they say, and the Cake Eaters are
doing their very best to initiate the
girliest Of the girls.
Isn't 1t funny that the girls don't
seem to like them after all?
What perfectly natural instinct
IL is that makes a woman hate a
| laey-like man and that fills the soul
OF real man with disgust at the
sight Of mannish woman
We can rave and preach and re-
form all we want TO- We can lee
ture and educate and broaden as
much as we please. We can be
modern and daring and advanced
uP to a certain point, but once reach
that point and good old Mother
| Nature opens the door and walks in
With switch in her hand, like ar
old-fashioned mother hunting VI
two or three runaways from home
and she says, In the plainest kind OF
! plain language:
Come now, girls-be girlsl
! Look here, boys-be boys-or I'll
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
ONE BRIDES PROBLEM

Continued from Page I'D
cooking-he says he prefers restaU-
rants.
The gravy isn't right and the cof-
fee is not strong enough-no matter
how much coffee she puts into It
he says it's regular dishwater.
The other morning she got up
early and made nice crisp waff1es
and he wouldn't even look at them
He said he was going 10 the rest
aurant and get some waffles that
he could eat.
No, he doesn't quarrel about Il.
No. he doesn't seem to be cross He
just says he hates home-cooking
and every day he goes to the restau-
rant and eats his meals three times
a day And the little bride stays
at home and eats hers. three times
a day-alone. and she wants 10
know what she ought to do about a..
Well, don't know exactly what I
would Debut there Is one thing
wouldn't do and that - wouldn't
cook three perfectly good meals for
a man who didn't appreciate them.
and I wouldn't sit and eat three
meals alone. three times a day
every single day.
Ia invite a friend IN TO have
breakfast with me. and another
friend TO have luncheon and an
other for dinner and when the
friends asked me 10 dine or break
fast with them I would accept the
invitation and go and have a per
feCtlv good time. And I would let
husband 60 wherever he liked
whenever he liked and would
never stay a. home waiting for him
one single minute.
I'd make my own life and my own
happiness and I would put him and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

not, America is done with them for
several months to come.
An Interesting usage of fur was
noted on a dancing gown at a popu-
lar New York restaurant recently.
The gown was one of those very
plain long waist-lined effects, made
Of mauve silk crepe. The bodice
was entirely sleeveless and had a
round. rather high neck; the skirt
was much fuller than one sees of
late and had a border about a foot
wide OF platinum fox fur. The
weight OF the fur caused the skirt to
flare out gracefully when the wearer
was dancing.
Few hair bandeaux or ornaments
OF any kind are noticed at evening
functions lately.
French vamped bathing shoes with
the sandal cross-strapped effects are
shown in many new colors such as
periwinkle. heliotrope and vivid or
ange.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Statue is Stolen From
Museum at Versailles

PARIS July 2e-CBy I. y. 81
Now. ladies an gents. follow me
and you'u see valuable gilded
statuette OF Louis The Fourteenth
This statue"
But the seeing Versailles" party
lOked in vain The guide looked
too. and rubbed his eyes in aston
ishrnent
Attendants az the Versailles
PaHce. hastily summoned. could nov
explain the mystery. L IS believed
that the statuette was stolen during
the noon hour but attendants as
sert the room had not been left I'M
watched. The statuette was wrench
ed from its pedestal
Old guides at the palace say the
Little art-work was placed IN the
room Il occupied-Louis XIVs
Sleeping apartu ent-by King Louis
Philippe about 1885 and has never
been disturbed since
Zeal without knowledge runs into
bitches IN the dark.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

Weep not that the world changes
Did u keep stable, changeleos
course. tvere cause TO weep.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Pile Sufferers
Can You Answer These Questions ,

Can You Answer These Questicns7
Do you know why ointments DO
not give you quick and lasting rsIsf7
Why cuttings and operations FAM
Do you know the cause OF piles Is
Internal
That there II a stagnation OF blood
in the lower bOwel7
Do you know that there is a harm
less internal tablet remedy discover
ed b. DR.. LeOnhardt and known a.
HEM-ROID. now sold by Wettick's
Drug store and druggists generally.
that Is guaranteed?
HEM-ROID banishes pi.es By re-
moving the internal cause. by free
ing blood circulation IN the lower
bowel. This simple home treatment
has an almost unbelievable record
for sure. safe and lasting relief 20
thousands OF pile sick sufferers and
save the needless pain and expense
OF an operation. There IL no reason
why Il should not do the same FOR
you -Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
HOME LIFE IN US.
BLAMED FOR CAUSE
OF CRIME INCREASE
Children Should not Become
Bread-earners Too Early,
Atlanta Woman Ayers.

ATLANTA. Ca. July 2s-CBy Z
y. S)-The modern woman's race
for money has caused present Grim
inaI conditions and social problems
because children now do not know
what home Is.
So says Mrs Grace kirkland, her.
ia physician. politician. poet. edi-
sOcia. worker. stenographer.
Irrr and more recently a law
participant IA about all the
f businesses IN which man en-
ne mother "a away. earning a
-" she says. THE children
up WI hout training and them
become bread earners before
are old enough 10 be out OF
play stage The result is crime.
children have not been taught
home"
Although active for years IN sew
j cral professions Mrs. Kirkland IL
nos an enthusiast on the question OF
professions for women. Women
ought 10 stay in the home. she be-
lieycg.
Mrs. Kirkland recently was ad-
rnltted 20 the bar. Known 20 hun
dreds OF her former patients as q
kindly physician. 20 whom the pro
ture OF her pleading the cause Of
criminals IS an anomaly. she soon
IS TO be sworn in as full-fledged
attorney
VIII Practice I'm Courts.
Am 1 going to practice law"
she asked What's the use OF let
ting the men DO all the work. I'm
going right into the courtroom
Police Court. too-and pounce on
EN- Ike a band OF wild Indians"
Mrs. Kirkland says she intends TO
continue her poetry and Action
writing. by which she is probably
known best She has turned her
literary talents 10 use in her medi-
cal work and IS a regular con-
tributor 20 several medical jour
mails. With the experience she Will
gain IN court practice II is predicted
she VIII turn out some novels that
viii rival Conan Doyle In the
psycho-medico-leg line
Besides here general medical prac-
ticc Of several years in Atlanta,
OF the Georgia hospital during the
influenza epidemic. being the only
woman IN Atlanta 70 hold that post.
Mrs kirkland Is one OF those
restless women who are always up
and doing She says she found msdi-
cine much more fascinating than
the movies and that now she sx-
poets TO find in law the thrill that
even medicine lacked
Women should Study Medicine"
Although advocating homo for the
women. she says she believes all
women should study medicine Il
think all women should study
medicine, at least enough TO enable
them TO take care OF their health
and that OF their children" she
said. And they will ind It inter
ostiug. too There IS not a branch
az science which medicine does not
ceal with. and that Ia more than
we can say even for literature"
She believes that there is a prom
jring field for women in surgery.
oh. yes, women have plenty OF
nerve for surgery. It's the easiest
branch OF medicine. and the ObJeo-
lions some women think they would
have 20 welding The surgeons knife
disappear in actual practice"
Mrs. Kirkland was editorial
writer from 1910 70 1913 for a chain
Of Western daily newspapers. com
Ing TO Georgia in 1913 20 be editor
OF the official journal OF the Farm
ers Union.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Spain LOIUerS Rate on
american PASSPORT Fee

MADRID. july 2s.-Spain has
added herself 20 the list Of nations
which have concluded 10 grant
American transit visas for 81. But
a transit visa. as in the case Of tho
other countries that have made
similar reductions. merely entities
visitor 10 train-ride through
the country's territory. If he so
much as takes a stroll from the
railroad station platform. he has
visited" the country-price, SO
Germany, Austria, Hungary. Bull
garia, Poland, Czecho-Slovak ia
Denmark. Holland and Rumania
previously have reduced to 81 the
price OF transit visas Sweden has
reduced its transit visa for Ameri-
cans OF Swedish parentage. Italy
and Portugal charge the full $40
even for a glance across the from
tier.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

his queer streak out OF my head as
much as I possibly could
He's either a little bit unbalanced
and not responsible or he has taken
a fancy 10 some woman and goes to
have his meals with her-thats the
diagnosis I should make OF this
particular case.
II he's unbalanced he may get
over tiff he Is let entirely alone.
If it's another woman-he may
get over that. too.
In the meantime he has shown
that he isn't worth one tear or one
tremulous sigh and 7 wouldn't waste
either OF them on him-not once.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

exterminste the whole lot Of you and
be done with IT,"
Good old Mother Nature. what a
sensible soul she seems 20 me. and
how calm she Is when We try TO
drive her out OF business with our
new-olOgies and our old-.sms.
Why shouldn't she be calm? She
always has the best OF Il. She's sure
- win, no matter how far the fight
goes-and she knows it.
It's comfort 10 think about II,
these days, ISN'T IL,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
PARIS PAPERS CONDUCT
MANY FREAK CONTESTS

PARIS. July 2s.-Contests are
the rage in the Paris press. Read
ers have been asked 20 vote for the
most beautiful girl in France. the
most "meritorious" glrl. the best
me- hod 70 combat the declining
lirthrate. the most appropriate
way 20 celebrate Pasteur's centen-
airy and other Judgment exercisers
TInternauonale. communist az
teruoon daily. has capped the eli
max with contest TO determine
''the worst employers OF Paris and
surrounding country" IL claims 70
have received four thousand re-
eponses. but for obvious reasons"
does not publish names OF winning
voters.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
FRECKLES
Now is the Time To Get Rid of
These Ugly Spots.


There's no longer the slightest need
Of feeling ashamed Of your freckles.
as Othine-double strength - Is
guaranteed to remove these homeIy
spots.
Simply get an ounce Of Othine-
double strength-from any druggist
and apply a little OF II night and
morning and you should soon see
that even the worst freckles have
begun to disappear, while the light
er ones have vanished entirely. It Is
seldom that more than an ounce IS
needed TO completely clear the skin
and gain a beautiful clear com
plexion.
Be sure 10 ask for the double
strength Othine as this is sold under
guarantee Of money back If II fails
70 remove freckles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
nARGEST COLT FoAnED.

FREEPORT. Me-. July "a colt
weighing $50 pounds at birth has
just been goaled by a mare owned
by Herman Means. OF this town. II
IL the largest colt ever seen in Free
port and is believed 10 be the big.
gest ever foaled in Maine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

New YOrk's leading critic, Hey
wood BrOun, says THE Red House
Mystery is the best murder story we
have read since Sherlock Holmes
shut up shop" The News-Times
prints the first instalIment Monday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

Ceremony keeps up things. It's
like a penny glass to some excellent
water-without II the water were
split.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

Monday, July 81. Don't miss the
first instaIlment of A. A. Mines de-
tective yarn, 1.-THE Red House Mys-
terry"
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
WOMEN JURORS IN
CARLISLE LIQUOR CASE

The initial step toward calling WON
en- for jury service was taken last Sat
urday when three women of Bardwell
were called upon 10 sit in "A case where
In man was charged by the common
wealth of being guilty of selling intoN
leating liquors, says the Bardwell News.
that Hnixssi jury would try
'fhjs7HS e sovn became circulated, and
when IL was called 10y His Honor. Judge
Bishop. the court room was pretty well
hlled- There was much speculation as
10 the probable verdict. and il seemed
that those who made estimates on the
verdict were not exactly able TO fore
tell the conclusions of the jury. which
was an innovation so far as Carlisle
county juries are concerned
The man charged with the Illegal
sale of spirituOus liquors was X. q.
Parker of the Cunningham district He
was represented by Attorney Ben 5.
Adams, while the welfare of the com
mOnwealth was looked after by Attor-
ney ShelbOurne. After hearing the
evidence. a short speech by the lawyers
and receiving the Instructions of the
court. the jury retired and after n short
returned verdict of gull
ty and fixed the defendants fine at one
hundred dollars and thirty days in Jail.
The women members of the jury were
Mrs. John e. Samuels Mrs. Allen ii.
Peck and Mrs William G. Ward. Three
men made UP the rest of the jury.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
THE HOME RADIO
H. -, By HYATT VEaRIlL
ceryHs . .
TX. AIR-cAps AND LIGHTNING SWITCHES
By A. HYATT VERRILL.
Copsrizhs by EsFps- a B-uthsrs

racords of fires or Injuries from aerials
during thunder storms are extremely
r.re. During an electrical storm the
Instruments cannot be used owing to
the static or electricity in the air
and the confusion of currents, waves
and inductance, and by installing
,,ehtuing-switch or ali air gap there
ut,I be no danger To the premises.
In fact. properly Installed aerial
does not affect the rate Of insurance
and II installed in accordance with
yhe regulations of the local fire de-
oartment you may be sure there Is
NOT the least danger. The fire de-
nsrtment records of New York City
A not show assingle instance or con.
Aagrations started by aerials ana
lightning.
The simplest and best safeguard for
receiving aerials is the air-gap shown
in Fig 10. This consists Of two
metal attachments separated by about
one-eigbth OF an inch ABB, one Of
which (A) Is attached 10 the lead-in
wire 1.-THE wire 10 set being fastened 10
II also) while the other OBJ is con
nected by a wire To the ground d.
rect. This gap Is mounted In much
the same manner rs lightning
switch, Fig. II ION a window sill or
other convenient spoO, In which A
shows connections TO aerial. b to re-
celver and G 70 ground connection.
When the station II not in use or
during thumb storms. the handle n
is thrown from A 10 &. this cutting on
all connection between the lead-in
wire and the Instruments and connect
ing the aerial directly with the ground.
Aerials for sending or transmission
stations are very different from those
used for receiving only and should
be Of several wires. The most efficient
Is probably the "cage" type shown IN
Fig. IS, but any of the others illustra-
ted I'm Figs 10. 20 and 81 viii answer.
These should. Of course. be fully In
suated and the various methods OF
doing this are well shown IN the
figures and require no explanation. To
install sending stations license IL
required, whereas 10 receive, 10
license Is needed.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
THE TREATMENT OF MALARIA

A numer of subscribers have asked
that details of treating malaria be Civ
en- in the Progressive Farmer
After a person has had malaria. the
only remedy known that will destroy
the malaria parasite (germs) is qui-
nine. IL quinine is taken I'm large
enough doses and for sufficient length
OF time, il will always destroy ali the
parasites III the drug Is not taken reg
uiariy for long enough time, or il
the doses taken are not large enough.
IL may fail TO destroy all the malaria
parasites, and after a few days or "A few
weeks the person will have another at.
tack OF the disease.
The proper dose Of quinine (quinine
sulphateD for persons of different ages
Is as follows: Under I year of age, n
grain; IL years, / grain; years, =
grains; 3 or years, 3 grains >, or Z
years, grains: ;, or 10 years. q
grains; IL Il. Is or IA years, grains
10 years or older, 10 grains
To be- most effective. one dose OF aui-.
nine should be taken every night be-
fore going to bed for a period of eight
weeks without intermission II a per
son has acute malaria (fever or chiIls
and fever he should take the dose of
quinine given above three times each
uay iVi tHIee udys- anu tnen one dose
every night for eight weeks.
A person who has had malaria should
not stop taking quinine as soon as he
feels well, as is often done, but should
for the full eight weeks. This
course will destroy the malaria paras- |
ties in the body of practically any per-
son who carries IL out. There are very
few exceptional cases that have to CON |
tinue the drug longer than eight weeks. |
Every person who has malaria In
is "A source of danger to 9th
er people living near him, and especi-
lily to his own family. A person who
has had chills and fever or other form
II malaria within twelve months and
lasn't taken quinine as directed above
$ probably still a malaria carrier and
hould take quinine.-Dr. Washburn.
n the Progressive Farmer.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
Make and Use Il

A great many people are very much
afraid Of lightning following an aerial
and injuring the premises. for they
seem TO think that the wires attract
lightning. just as many people with
Intelligence and education still believe
that steel knives or hardware or wire
netting window screens attract" the
lightning As a matter of fact. none
II these things attract" the lightning.
out merely form a convenient conduc-
tor 20 enable the lightning TO ground
itself Lightning-rods are designed for
the same purpose and a properly In
stalled aerial. instead of jeopardizing
a building. is really an excellent safe
guard and makes IA splendid lightning
rod Lightning strikes a building or
object when IL Is trying tn find way
to the earth and IL the object struck
Is a good conductor Of sufficient ca
pacity Il does no damage. For this
reason. houses covered with wire net
ting and climbing vines are far safer
than those which are bare. and steel
buildings. such as the New York sky
scrapers. steel bridges. elevated struc-
lures. iron smOkestacks and chimneys,
Iron steamships and railway tracks
are seldom injured by lightning al
though frequently struck" the reason
being that the electricity passes
through them freely without encoun-
tering resistance. On the other hand,
wooden buildings, trees and human
beings are poor conductors and when
dry are almost non-conductors Of
electricity. and when the lightning
tries 20 follow such objects 10 ground,
the resistance IL so great that serious
damage i done. II Il exactly Ike fore
Ing water through pipe. L; you have
q powerful stream II water or great
volume of water and provide n pipe
large enough for IL 10 flow freely,
the pipe will not be injured. even II II
is very Hight and frail: whereas. IL
you attempted 10 force the same
stream or same volume through a
much smaller or clogged pipe. the pipe
would be burst or the water would
overflow and food the surroundings.
Statistics prove that as far as aerfals
are concerned there is no danger and
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
CONTRACT FOR ROAD WORK

Sealed bids will be received by Chas
ID. Nugent, County Judge of Fulton
County, Kentucky, until 10 o'clock a.
m, Saturday. August u, and then pub
icly opened by him, for the construc-
ton Of approximately 6,000 cubic yards
OF levee work, same to be done in con-
nection with the construction of pub
lie road on the south side of the c., NJ.
x G. Ry., and parallel thereto, extend
ing from Miller station TO the Ken
tucky-Tennessee State line. A bond will
be required of the successful bidder for
the faithful performance of the con-
tract. and the right to reject any and
all bids is reserved. Specifications of
the work and other information relat-
ing thereto will be furnished upon re-
quest. Chas. ID. Nugent,
County Judge
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
SAYS CALOMEL
SALIVATES AND
L00SENS TEETH
The Very Next Dose Of This Preacher
Gus Drug May Start Trouble.

You know what calomel is. It's mer.
curry; quicksilver. Calomel Is danger
Gus. 1t crashes into sour bile like dyna.
mite. cramping and sickening you. Cal
omel attacks the bones and should new
er be put into your system.
II you feel bilious, headachy, consti-
pated and all knocked out. just go to
your druggist and get a bottle Of Dod-
sons Liver Tone for a few cents, which
10 harmless vegetable substitute for
dangerous calomel Take a spoonful and
II 1t doesn't start your liver and
straighten you up better and quicker
than nasty calomel and without making
you sick. you just 60 back and get your
money.
Don't take calomel! 1t makes You
sick the next day; II loses you a days
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
you right up and you feel great. No
salts necessary. Give II to the child
rem because 1t IL perfectly harmless and
ian not salivate.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
A TONIC

0rovOND Tasteless chill Tonic restores
Energy and Vitality by Purifying and
Enrichins the Blood. When you feel its
strengthening. invisoratins effect. see how
Il brings color 10 the checks and how
IL improves the appetite. you viii then
appreciate les true tonic value.
Iron and Quinine suspended in eyrup. So
pleasant even children like IL The blood
needs QUINNE TO Purify Il and IRON to
Enrich L. Destroys Mslarisl germs and
Grip germs by its STRENGTHENING. lnusoc-
ssine Effect 60c.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
Bees Pre-empted Car.

The man with the record number
of bees In his bonnet has been found
In Nairobi, Kenya colony, Africa. A
Nairobi motorist stopped TO transact
some business at the post Office. When
he came out he found that a hive of
bees had swarmed under the bonnet
of his car. They could not be moved.
and he had to walk home.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-08-10
College Girl Thinks.

"She thinks sometimes selfishly /;
sometimes altruistically-but she gen.
orally thinks" And because she
thinks, Miss Jean Marie Richards.
dean of women at Syracuse university,
finds the modern college girl mo
worse and often much better than the
modern girl in general. New York
Herald