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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

The party which was to have been
given this afternoon by Lucretia
Hooker and Lucille Horne has been
postponed on account of the illness of
both of the young hostesses.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

No vacation trips are quite equal to
those in which the ocean plays part.
Merchants & Miners service from
Jacksonville to Baltimore and Phila-
delphia will prove satisfactory. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Messrs. Will Taylor and Frank
Logan were business visitors to Jack
sonville yesterday, returning to Ocala
today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

All members and friends of the
Christian church will please remem-
Der that the training class will meet
this evening at the church at 7:45.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Miss Thelma Smedley left today to
attend the Epworth League conven-
ton at Winter Park, which will be
held at Rollins College the coming
week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Miss Donnie Proctor and brother,
Carlos Proctor, yesterday went to
Gainesville, where they will attend
summer school.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

The many friends of Mr.. Frank
Harris will regret to hear that he is
confined to the house with a severe
cold.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Miss Lyndal Matthews after short
visit with her parents in town, left
yesterday for Tallahassee. where she
will attend summer school.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Straw hats, suit cases, hand bags
and trunks Before leaving on your
vacation see our line. We carry ev-
erything for the man and boy. Fl. A.
Waterman, The Haberdasher. 13-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

A dinner without nice piece of
fresh meat is like the play ofHamlet
with Hamlet on a vacation. Phone US
you wants for tomorrow's dinner.
Main Street Market. Call 108. 2-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

WANTED-Either a well located va
cart lot or 5 or 6 room modern
house in good locality Will pay
cash for a bargain. Address House,
care Star. 13-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mr.. and Mrs. O. M. Watson return
ed Monday from New Smyrna, after
enjoying short visit to relatives and
friends in that city.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

We have secured a small amount of
the Justly famous Marion Maid To-
mato Relish, made by the Business and
Professional Woman's Club. It's de-
licious. Try it. U-Serve Stores. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mr.. and Mrs. Finley of South Caro-
lima are enjoying a pleasant visit in
Ocala with the latter's sister, Mrs. H.
H. Henderson.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mrs. w. V. Newsom and Miss Helen
Newsom left yesterday afternoon for
jacksonville to visit Mrs. Newsom's
son. Mr.. w. V. Newsom.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mr.. Ralph Simmons, who has been
with the Young Merlin engineering
firm. is now working with the city en-
gineer.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mrs. Neal of New Smyrna arrived
in town last night for two weeks
visit with her granddaughter, Mrs.
Arthur Todd.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

FOR SALE-Cash register, Standard
barrel type computing scales, FIVE
door display grocer's refrigerator.
Write Box 81, Citra, Fla. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mrs. H. M. Hampton and three chill
dren and nurse left yesterday after
noon for Asheville. where she will
spend the summer.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Call phone 108 early and you
won't have long to wait for your
meats and groceries for dinner. Main
Street Market. 2-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Leonard Griggs of Orlando, who
has been in Ocala with his cousin
Bonnie Borden, has returned home.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Judge W. E. Smith and family left
this afternoon for Orlando. Judge
Smith goes especially to attend the
meeting of the State Bar Association.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14
Eagle ham and

Special for Friday and Saturday
Eagle ham and Eagle bacon at the
Eagle Market. Phone IA. Try it
now. l4-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

FOR SALE-Ford car, first class me-
chanical condition and good tires.
Apply ]. S. Heisler, $50 Lake Weir
avenue. 14-3t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Nelson Dosh is among the Ocalans
attending the Epworth League con-
vention at Winter Park this week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Special for Friday and Saturday
Eagle ham and Eagle bacon at the
Eagle Market. Phone IA. Try it
now. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Mr.. J. D. Watkins of Micanopy was
a caller at the Star office this morn
ing.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Earl Bowden, son of Mr. and Mrs.
J. G. Bowden, has accepted a position
at Davidson's restaurant.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14
UNCLASSIFED
ADVERTISEMENTS

CRATES under this heading are as
follows: Maximum of six lines one time
25c: three times soc: six times 75c; one
month $500. All accounts payable in
advance except to those who have reg
ular advertising accounts.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

FOUND-Radiator cap. Call at the
Star office. ct
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Fertilize your pot plants and law
flowers with Albert's Plant Food. Sold
in 25c, soc and 81 packages at the
Court Pharmacy. f8-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14
Special for Friday and Saturday

Eagle ham and Eagle bacon at the
Eagle Market. Phone IA. Try it
now. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Scholarship in Jacksonville Business
College, complete, combined course.
Owner unable to attend school. For
sale at bargain. Write Mrs. E. L.
Startling, 325 E. Adams street, Jack
sonville, Fla. 12-2t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

FOR neutrality-suspicious., furnished or
unfurnished. Apply 521 East Okla
waha Ave. 12-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14
OCALA OCCURRENCES

If you have any local or society
items for the Star. call five-one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

BARGAINS IN USED CARS-WiIlys
Knight passenger touring, Buick
passenger touring and Cadillac z
passenger touring. Cash or terms.
SPENCER-PEDRICK MOTOR CO..
phone 8, Ocala 14-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

Boys suits, underwear, blouse
waists, shirts, neekwear and tennis
shoes H. A. Waterman, the Haber.
dasher, Merchants block. 13-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-06-14

TO RENT-On Sanchez street, No.
6l5, a six-room, furnished resi-
dence; use of piano. Phone 474 or
write to Mrs. F. Lyle, Stanton,
Fla. 12-6t
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-23

Beautiful fur trimmed coats in
choice materials Of. Normandies
Bolivias. Pannes velaine. Corona
cloth and the better grade OF
broadcloth and velours, exquisite
colorings Of blue, brown and the
newer fall shades. fur collars and
cuffs Of Wolf. OppOsum. Nutria.
Skunk etc. sizes is to a,
-Ready Wear Dept. End floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
pTrpnPtD- I9bo 10 A. oxpp rRs oauY
TULSA A SCOUT
Published Weekly BY GsSsD ne Tuta Council
BOY SCOUTS Of AMERICA
Court of Honor
BE pRrpAPtD-

The committee on court OF honor
has set August IL as the proba ble
date for the midsummer court OF
honor II Will be an outdoor meet
ing and besides the presentation OF
awards and badges there will be
camp stunts Just like those ~ Eu-
chce last month.
IL has been noticed that many
scouts and officers have a very mis-
taken idea about the procedure OF
the court OF honor. We list II be-
low:
/. instruction Ia given by scout
master. assistants troop committee
men, or ono more advanced scout
teaches one under him. Special In
structors for the more technical tests
can be recruited from the men In
the community. Glass can be
formed In every community for mer-
IL badge work--use tho butcher, the
baker and the candlestick maker.
2. Examination given only by
scout master, AasistAnts and men
over n years OF age. And the most
important test OF all IL the tender
foot. Moro scouts lose interest IN
their troop on account OF poor
first impression" than any other
cnuse--see that the boy gets n good
examination and lecture on his ten
derfoot work See HcoutmasterB
handbook, paRes i75 10 1873 for mcr-
II badge tests. We will soon have a
permanent board OF examiners so
every boy will know whore and
when 20 go for his merit badge eH-
aminatlons. Scoutmasters VIII help
headquarters II they will recon-
mend men In their communitios for
this board.
Q. The court is the awarding body
and approves or disapproves the ap-
pilcatlons for badges. They award
badges on the recommendation OF
the examiners.
To get these badges (second. first
or meriD, you must deposit tho
price OF same at headquarters be-
fore August IL at noon. You can
not expect TO be preEented the badge
II you do not make this deposit. Also
be sure that tests are all in and
records at headquarters are the
same as In your scribe's book.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30

We arc sorry to soy that meeting
was called 10 disorder last Mon
day. July 24.
We met outside and will continue
10 do so unless II rains.
We are planning on q hike Batur-
day and stay all night.
George Luclus GoOdsle IN bur-
doncd 10 death with names; some of
them are Maggie ana JlgRs. Lucius
DcluclOus, Bcancater, etc.
What great calamity will hefall
us? Ray Clark was on time.
We want to know n Camp Flu
ohee's dam has boen finished yOt.
when Moody was a little boy HE
mother took sick. His sister said
that she would fix up q little snack
for supper. she made some hash.
As soon as Beryl sat down and be-
gan 10 eat his father scoiied him
for not waiting until blessing was
raid. "Never mind, Pop. that stuff
has already been blessed
Station T. M. T., Bodis broad
casting: I'll tell the world Mr.. Cor
don Is tho biggest jsllybean on
earth.
Positively,
BODIE.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Troop "a

Meeting was called TO order
sharply at 1880 with allegiance TO
the flag.
We had = good bunch out Tues
day. Mr.. Gordon could not be with
us, so Lynwood Handy took charge
and we got along fine,
At roll call we each told of what
tests we had passed since school was
out ana II seems as though we are
going fine.
George KIT finally got back to
scout meeting through tho efforts of
another member OF the troop.
Mr., Meyer visited us and gave us
good talk on the scout camp and
the way we will pass tests later. Mr..
ieyer said we are putting the "out"
W scouting because we were having
outdoor meetings.
Bobby Trap thinke ne can grow
= pompadOur, but we don't believe
our scribe was absent, but Cor
nell RillinEsley held that place down
all right,
We want 20 know why Leo MUIR
ply tries TO kin his own players
when they get up TO bat.
We can aay one thing. that we
have none OF those so-called parlor
scouts but Open-air scouts, We are
planning big overnight hike and
most OF the troop are going.
Where are the managers OF the
baseball teams2 Challenge Troop 4
for game.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Birmingham Man Ask
$3.50 Heart Balm

BIRMINGHAM. Ala. - what
value Is to be placed upon n mans
damaged affections?
Charlie Bondi estimates that
about $4,000 in cold cash would
be right.
According 10 papers filed through
his attorneys In court, Bondi Ia AZ
tempting 10 recover this amount
from Lena Danna, who, he alleges
In his complaint, entered into n
perfectly good agreement to marry
him Bondi further claims thar,
after he had purchased kitchen
utensils, household furniture and
expended certain sums OF money
for fruit and flowers, tho lady In
the case suddenly suffered a change
of mind.
The story leaked out, Pordi was
LAUGHED At by his friends. and the
suit In the result.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Mother Cat Refrieues
Her Kitten From Well

PUNXsUTAwNEY. pam old
cats mother love was greater than
her aversion to water. Under tho
rear porch OF Mr.. and Mrs c. X.
McCartney's house Is an old sban-
doned we'll Tho water Is IS feet
below the ground surface and Is
several feet deep.
while the mother cat was watch
ing one of her kittens at play an
other little toddler gave ''yip" as
II tumbled into tho well. The old
cat heard the IS. o. S." OF her Off
spring, tore under the porch and
without any hesitation Jumped into
the depths OF the well, ls feet be-
low. In a couple OF minutes she
came from under the porch drag
ging tho wet kitten by tho scruH
OF the neck.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Troop 3
BoDIE.

"Hello. follows. Let us GO" We ala
go, TOO. Alfred Crowell lives about
one ana one-half miles from Ken
dali, and as the meeting was held
out there we had n little hike
At 3 o'clock meeting was called TO
order with scout oath. After that we
had our regular business session.
For games we had "Go Sheep Co"
We had about fifty acres to hide in.
IL came out n tie. Refreshments in
tho form OF punch and cookies were
served. Mr.. Kuckert was unable to
attend the meeting, so Mr.. Hlxon Of
ficlated hs scoutmaster, The two
"hoopies" were hitched up TO bring
us back TO town. IL was tho END
OF a perfect evening" thanks to Mr.
and Mrs. johnson.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Troop III

by GEORGE M'INTOSH.
Meeting was called to order 1870
y, m,
What's the matter. boys, got tho
spring fever or something's There
were only IL present. Pete wal
lace says they are going to bed
early.
We boys OF Troop IL feel badly
over the resignation OF Scoutmaster
Crnbtree, but we are positive that
Mr.. Kellog will do his work and
duty to Troop II.
Have you boys forgotten there is
such n thing as scout meeting1 II
so, read the following ads:
WANTED: Twelve boys to toln
Troop IL. six laborers to push stem
winding wheelbarrows. Twelve
crooked days.
Notice; VIII the following scouts
report at Fourteenth and Quaker us
there Will be a special meeting Au-
gust (. You have been absent at
last two meetings:
Roy Hulsman, Henry Hulsmon.
Ernest Bennett, Floyd Jergenson.
Ralph Missile. Loyal Keefo, Macon
Minus, Donal Dixon.
SO long, boys--see you August 4.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
COntraband Whisky
RemOues Paint From
Roof of Courthouse

NoRRISTOwN. Pa.-Corporal
Rodney Shaver, OF the state po-
lice, poured is gallons OF con-
traband whisky down a rain spout
In the rear OF the office OF Magis-
trate Clark, The liquor had been
captured I'm raids by the state po-
lice. Before entering the spout
the "hootch" ran over a tin roof,
and, after the liquor had disap-
penred, II was found that the red
paint on the roof was blistered.
mo wonder that 'hootch' has
a kick" Magistrate Clark said.
Anybody who would drink that
stuff does not have a high regard
for his health"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
College Bred Men Hare
Best Chance, Is Claim

BORMINGHAM, Ala. - Collegs
sheepskin or high school diplomat
DIR. j. f. Dillard, pastor OF the
Sonthside Baptist church, OF BIZ
mingham, champions the former.
Less than 1 per cent of our men
are college graduates" says Doctor
Dillard. But OF that / per cent the
records show that seven-eighths
achieve success. IL Is TO be re-
gretted that, OF the high school stu
dents graduated every year, only
one out OF every hundred completes
a college education. / estimate tlfal
the college-bred man has 40 chances
to succeed to of the sigh school
graduate?"
Does the college education payf
Figure II out for yourself.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Florida Family Holds
Triple Birthday Party

PENSACOLA. Fla - What ts
claimed to be tho world record for
triple birthday celebrations on ths
came day OF the month Is held By
tho family OF o. s. Norman here.
on July the family staged q
triple birthday celebration for the
three children of the family all OF
whom were born on that day OF tho
month, but In different years.
Helen was born July at Knnsas
City in 1908; Cleo Elizabeth, July s
at Fort Smith. Ark. in 1919, and o,
s., tr., was born here July 8, ION.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Troop %

Meeting was held out In tho
woods on Thursday night. July 80.
The scouts first mot a. Mr.. O'Con-
nor's homs and from there rode out
10 Flat Rock. a few miles from
Tulsa.
Tho campfire was built. meeting
called TO order and the roll called.
After a short business meeting
the scouts told stories and had other
forms OF entertainment.
About $50 the meeting was dis
missed and the scouts rode back to
Tulsa, singing many favorite scout
songs,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Paris Students VIII
Use Pershing Stadium

PARIS-French school childrsn
are 10 have the benefit OF a Persh-
ing Stadium, built by the A. =. f.
Work has been started on the big
field. which is near Jolnville-le-
Pont, to reconstruct the stadium IT.
self and to convert the arena Into
drill ground and track space tok
boys and girls. The Paris munlcipal
council, doing the work. is follow
ing a suggestion made by the inter-
national committee on Olympic
games,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Detroit Nurses Lose
Jobs for BObbing Hair

DETROIT, - 'Tndofinitely sus-
pended until your hair grows long
again"
That IL the punishment meted
out TO each OF the five student
nurses at Province hospital who
mad the temerlty to bob their hair
,-tlapper fashion--in violation OF
the rules OF the hospital
Among them are France. Greka
and Miss Edna Martin Of Buffalo.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
FOrgetmenOt Troop 3

A group OF older girls went on
an overnight hike 20 Lost city Sat
urday, July 22. chaperoned by Mrs.
Tabler. We were taken by auto TO
sand Springs, from which we hiSed
TO our camping place. two and half
miles distant We arrived at camp
about 4;30 p. m. Some OF the girls
went bathing llt you could call
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
Three Women Produce
TheatricdIs in Paris

PARIS-Three women theatrical
directors are the product OF this
Partisan theatrical season. They are
Mile, Sarah Rafale, OF the Theater
Imperial, closed last season; Mile.
Madeleine earlier, OF the Theater
Novelty. and NJ le. Jane Montange.
who has not yet selected her the
Rter,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30

DO Good Turn Daily
OF AMERICA,

playing In water a foot and q half
deep bathing) while others explored
the hills. Soon we all rallied at
camp for mess" which everyone
knows IL the best time OF every
hike. After supper we built a big
fire which we sat around and toast
ed marshmallows, told stories and
Jokes, sang and had very enjoy
able time. About II y. m. oar
ehaperon told us It was time for
our beauty sleep" to which we nil
meekly agreed. Pairing in groups
OF threcs and fours, we all began
TO make preparation to retire 10
he land OF Nod" However. you
have all heard the old saying,
There's many slip-etc." SO 4.
was with us. Not until o'clock
the next morning did quiet reign
In the camp, and then only for an
hour and a half. BY 4:30 we were
starting fire for breakfast, chop
ping wood and helping Irene Me
Ealreath sing her favorlte song.
once There Was a Wanderin.
jew" After breakfast some Of the
girls built a lean-to, a requirement
In passing one OF the pioneer tests
After n morning OF real sport we
started back home about 1 O'Clock.
We hiked TO Sand Springs. from
which We went by auto back to
Tulsa, AL Of the girls are very
certain that they had one OF the
times or their life. and, outside OF
the chlggers, there was nothing OF
mar our pleasure.
Just here the scribe feels Il ap.
propriate to quote a little verse, one
she feels sure all the mixers will
appreciate fully:
Here's to the chigger,
Not very much bigger
Than the head OF
very small pin,
But the welt that he raises
Itches like blazes.
And there's where tho
Scratch comes In.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-30
POETS CORNER.

Niu'h. bNSos
POETS CORNER.
a grudge on his girl mas Mr.. Fisher,
We are sorry boys, so good luck
wlsher.
We went to the crazy nuts fair,
The fools of the country were there.
by the light OF the moon.
We saw John IAffoon
Sitting In the kings own chair.
Wayne Trout (gettIng ready 10
shave): "Hey, do you know whore
l can get good razor2"
X. c.: "Blnder2 What kind OF
q binder"
w. T.; "a harvesting binder.
want TO harvest my whiskcrs."
Sid Iverson, working In the Kings
butcher shop on a busy day: "liur-
ry up. Verney, and don't forget 10
cut off Mrs. Murphy's leg and break
Mrs. Carding's bones and slice Mrs,
Hamilton's tongue. They are all In
n big rush"
Mr.. Meyer. "I told you twice,
Mebel, to have mullins for break
fast Have you no intellect2"
Mabel: mo, air. there's none I'm
the camp"
Flaw-loworinE was in full swing
and Mr.. Malone had given command
for Selden Chick tn fire the can
non at will. Selden was in deep
perplexity. He turned and asked
puzzled: (which is WIFI"
Mr.. Savage was once in a town
OF Arkansas looking for stills. He
stopped one night at a country ho-
tel, and today after a great and
painful reflection. he remembered
some OF the rules which were past
ed on the door. These were all he
could remember:
I. Guests desiring To get NJ
without being called may be served
selt-rieing flour for supper.
2. Baseball players in need OF
practice will find pitcher on tho
washstani and q bat In the barn.
3. Anyone troubled with n night.
mare will find n halter In the barr
also. No one Ia allowed to walk IN
their sleep; carfare may be obtainet
at the desk
That reminds us: we once heard
that Jim Woodford was so cross
eyed that whom he cried the tear
ran down the back OF his neck, but
that's nothing, some one told us
that clyde Beebe was so narrow
minded that his ears rubbed, and
also that Raymond Lowe is SC
crooked he Is obliged to screw his
pants on every morning.
A smart old owl lived I'm an oak.
The more he saw, the less he spoke
The lcse no spoke, the more hC
heard
why can't We be like that old bird
And while we are in that mood o.
thought let's get down 10 business
Some one certainly owes chief and
the camp more than an apology fo'
moaning. and we hope a lesson ha
always respect the old, especially
some one like chief. and, too. ne II
our superior officer.
Did any OF you fellows notice III,
broken cot out under the trees
There's a reason" Mr. Fisher la,
down on the cot to sleep, by ac
cident ne laid his feet on the cot
and OF course II broke.
Clark Hunter Just passed the firs
phIlpl %out mellt hhuFe unuer MI
Meyer ever passed. lie filled tn
requirements by making perfume o
skunk juice.
Have you heard that we are no
going to have Wayne Trout In tn
camp any longcs? Why? Becaus
he Is long enough now.
MORE POM FS-HONK, HONK.
Mr.. Hartford has a very red head,
And his d!shwashing makes our
feel like lead.
On Mr.. Savage we cast all our hate,
Simply because his feet aren
mates.
Mr., Meyer, at barber shop in ga
pulpa can ] get trusted for
shaver"
Barber: mot here. II you can