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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
WHERE IS YOUR
LIGHT BURNING?
BY w. s. STANTON.

DID you ever notlce the houses you
passed in the night?--wha; rooms were
lighted UP? Il you did. YOU would -"
that some have the pNr,or lighted: SON"
the dining room; some the lower portion
and some the upper portion OF the
house.
These lights remind me very much OF
the way people look AZ life. Zach light
Is typical Of some ones view.
Take the house that has TIA light
burning only in the par.or. This IS
typical OF the person who lives only
for show, and thinks that putting Up Il
good front" Is all that Is necessary.
The house that has only the dining
room Lit up reminds me OF that !ndtv!d-
ual that considers provision r"r bodily
welfare the chief end OF life. They pu,
the physical above tho spiritual. The
house that has the lower portions only
Illuminated may be ompar"d 70 those
thing most TO be desired Tho pander 70
the flesh TO the exclusion Of the spirit
The upper portion OF HON" lighted up.
to that being who develops III" brain
10 the fullest extent. and considers In
tenectuRl development the only t&InS OF
consequence.
Sometimes we see dwelling with
lights cleaning from every w!udow ard
we are reminded OF what one PERSON in
q thousand whose life IS We'll balanced
mentally. morally. physically and spirit
ually.
In what room IS your light burning
II you are only living In ono room. y"'i
are living q lop-slded lie. Folks, 1t s
light up moro rooms.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
WHEELING AD CLUB
HAS FINE PROGRAM

Members OF tho Wheeling Ad club
he'd one o: their most enjoyable meet
Ing yesterday NJ noon 1t the Parad's"
rrstuuraut. TIE event was known as
Paper Day" and the pr!nC!ra! SPEAKER
was Ed Penisten. Of the Central ONO
paper company az Columbus. PcnIstcn
Is a paper man who knows his subject.
{ and he KEEP: tho nd men Interested
throughout He stressed the importance
OF USING tho right kind OF paper for
}etters and ADVERTISING matter. Hand
som. prizes and souvenirs were given
hv the local branch OF the central OH"
Hapcr company. Of which Mr.. {. II. NJ
Weigh is manager. Both Mr.. M"Nc!Sh
md Secretary Milf GUtman received the
congratulations OF the members on the
! program.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
MAY CALL PASTOR
SUNDAY MORNING

The First EnE:tsn Lutheran church
congregation RAY cal n"w past {"
Sunday morning. \ conversational
meeting has been called. 10 30 held aitc"
tho morning worship hour. and tr!.
meeting may result IN ca! beng d.
cided upon.
The church has been without. 4 Nastn-
since the Re-. Dr.. T.. q Howard ,r:t
to become pastor oc the Fou"'h Lu.h-
eran church at Springfield. ohio.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

rn,;unlN conference between Elm
Cr,n. citizens and their attorney, John
! ruulf'. and city Manager Charles H.
powIc". tn" city manager Yesterday
rosrirdrd that part OF traffic reEuin-
;,ous which prohibits parking between
Tie l.. y q. railroad and the stone
hrjdcc AZ Elm Grove until such time as
council cLn review Il complaint OF the
Elm GROVE residents.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
SCOUT COUNCIL GETS
CONVENTION REPORT

The executive board OF tho 10y Scou.
council met ut the IIose- Davis Green
rooms Yesterday 1T noon In monthly
session. A. G.. Hubbard scout comm'N-
Siouer. who recently attended the ma
tlonal Scout convention at Chicago. sub
Initted his detailed report OF tho CON
vcntion a. the meeting.
Scout Executive. II. =. Por1 commit
ted himself yesterday IN regard TO IN"
nature and !iliatiNc OF the present daT
BOY Scout. Mr. Fortz said: Things
that sir the imagination interest t"e
boys most ard their desire for know
edge stimulates their initiative. They
ike 70 know new ways 10 do things
camping Is tho thing that tho boy
like. and hiking come next. The good
turn idea Is something that comes "a
all the scout work. and Il IS the on"
thing that tho good scout kcepS con-
sc!ouSly before him al! III" time
Meetings Tonight.
Several imrortaU; scout meetings
will be held this evening n the differ
ent scout clubrooms. Troop Will meet
az the Zane stree, " j.. ,h|rrh, W't3
4. Kenn"n, sCoutn,aStcta and l.. Ken
ncn. assistant Srou;rna Stcr. III charge.
Troop . OF which Arch R"hc - S""l.-
master. will meet a; the Second Pres
hyterian church. \ large number or
the scouts OF this troop are expected
70 be IN attendance as several matters
OF Importance Will I've discussed ANA
acted upon. Troop - Will meet IN t.
clubrooms OF the First Baptist church,
which Will hc Nrcs;Gcd over by Waiter
Harris, sroutma>;cr The West Alien
arder council VII also meet tonight
with =. : Maxwell. scoutmaSt"r, pre-
, siding.
Plan to Open Camp.
e. Announcement WAS made yesterday
! that "ramn Manning" will I've "1ercd
: on Zig WE. "i!nc creek IN fcw weeks
= for tho outdoor ~" OF tho scouts d!l.
'uE The summer season. The camp -
located four miles ~ the creek. ana
h one Of the most picturesque spots IN
. this section OF the country.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
LENTEN SERVICES
Rev. Z. c. Burkhardt VIII Conduct
Service This Evening at First
Lutheran Church

Leaten services are being he'd this
week a: the First English Lutheran
church q sixteenth street. The service
his cv.n.ng VII II" conducted 10y the
Rev. f.. =. Eur<hardt. pas'or OF the s..
stephens Reformed church.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

o'clock at tho Army Corps building, 1888
F.off street. 4 general inspection OF the
buildings and work Of the army will Be
made. in addition to the transaction OF
business.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Five prisoners arrairned before Judge
Ri'z in police court yesterday morning
on rharccs Of being drunk were fined 81
and costs each. The ,a$O Of Herbert
Wcimrr ,harEcd with disorderly coz
1ur;. was ror, ruucd until this morning.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Two Of the above photographs are
spirit pictures" in the possession or
Mrs. Maude Risker, 4 resident OF the
Island. The first picture is likeness
Of Mrs. Risker's husband. the late JOAN
Rlsker. who died in August, 1916, while
the other two pictures are alleged
spirit photographs made in the stu
do OF an English medium. The one
in the middle shows what purportS 10
be spirit likeness OF Mr.. RiSker,
taken with his wife. The one at the
bottom shows a living woman and an
unknown spirit.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Mr. rud Mrs :. O. Royce. VINO nave
.."rn yr,,uIirc Tia" winter ut Miami fla'
.nin,rl a dcli:.h!ful trip to CUBA re-
certify. according 10 letters received OS
friends here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
PROBING LOST BILL

Frankfort. XIV. Apr" T--Attaches Of
.hn 1872 session Of the Kentucky gen
Nral assembly today were subpocnaed
- anpcar before the Franklin county
Grand iurv on Saturday, April g. in
connection with an Investigation of the
loss OF the Tabor script hill. The bill
,c7s missed by both houses hut never
40; enrolled. Af,c- adjournment Il
vgs tonr! - Tho desk or the chief
.,ars; of tho house.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

n" ,,rn v&i,h bloc&aded a section OF
!h,. r,ir,rrr' pike Lear the city piGRefy
vac 3.r1r, cd aud he road reor@ncd
,r>i,Ii:y.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Another HrEIm"n, for the adoption
O: tho proposed h!ira:inn system Is on
display in city Narar"r nowlcr's Office
II is Il collect !nn of worms. resembling
earth worms. drawn from hydrant by
n prominent CITIZEN.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Tho TrtaGNiph'l district board q:
rlvration plans ~ huiid grade schools
at Park Wow md Philadelphia and II
ION vo,iIatcd school n Short Creek, nc
cordng - NJ announcement made pub
lie yesterday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

Japanese contractor I. employing
women instead OF steam engine TO
operate a pile-driver.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06
Salvation Army Board
Will Make Inspection

The Salvation Army advisory board
viii hold a meeting this evening at
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

When yuu get something for nothing
hlt'S what it':s worth.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-04-06

vas ~ = = ~ . -'--|N m VIC
bankruptcy proceedings"
Evening star., 1922-12-03
Silk Underwear!

Wonderful selections for Christmas
: buyers, many at special prices
- Satin and Tub Silk Cami.oles. Some lace
-trimmed, others tailored with hemstitched
yokes, straps or built-up shoulder models,
S1.
:. Radium Silk Camixofes. all lace trimmed,
also insertions and medallions of lace: in
flesh and white. $3.50.
Radium silk Camisolex of extra heavy
signs, also inserts of filet and val, S1.15.
-. Crepe de Chine Nixhtgowns-tailored and
!. lafe-trimmed models with hemstnching and
picot edges-sleeveless strap models. In
flesh, white and orchid $3.9S. =
Other exquisite gowns Of crepe de chine
and radium, $500 to $500.
Envelope Chemiss Of Crepe de Chine
twenty-five different styles. tailored and
lace trimmed. in flesh. white. orchid: shy
and peach. &2.e5.
: Other unusual values in silk envelopes at
!: 33.o6 to $3.50. -.,.--
:: Radium Bloomers, a. full size bloomer of
good quality silk. with hemstitched or picot
edge ruff1e, reinforced seat 1906. -.'
{. Crepe de Chine and Radium PajamaS-
!. two-piece model. with val lace insertion and
!: trimmings, also shirred at waistlfne; very
dainty. in flesh. orchid sky. peach and nile.
&lb.OO. :
: Crepe de Chine Negl:Sea and Kimonos-
draped models, finished with lace edge on
neck and sleeves, copen. peach and orchid.
:. i other beautiful negliees. $3.50 to $500
=: Glove SILK vests-Vanity Fair Of course
and with tailored TOP and self straps. A
Christmas special at 41.75.
: Other Glove Silk Vests. 1s1.05 to $500. =;
: Glove SNk HfoOmers-generouslyc cut and
:. well reinforced of good quality silk. S3.zB.
- Other Glove Silk Boomers, 1896 to 3S.oO
Evening star., 1922-12-03
Plan Ball Proceeds
For Manned Veteran.

Plans for the ball to be given by the
Roy Mckinley Basford Unit Of the
American women's Legion. December
II, at 8 o'clock. in the auditorium and
corridors Of the Interior Department
building, are progressing smoothly and
the hostesses assure an evening long to
he remembered. The proceeds derived
from this affair will be used for the
benefit of the blind and MANNED soldiers
in whom the unit is particularly inter-
ested.
Those persons who are fortunate
enough to be able to attend this affair
will be entertained by an unusually
brilliant and interesting program. Ex-
hibition dancers will give performance
which promises to be real treat. The
program will contain numbers also By
Mr.. and Mrs. afullaae: Erwin Stenson.
Company: George o'Connor. the popular
Washington favorite. and the monolog-
ist, Milo Atkinson. In humorist-charac-
ter sketches. After the completion Of
the courtesy Of Gen. Lejeune, will play
for the dancers in the spacious corridors
"f the building, and during the remain
der Of the evening several novel fea-
lures will be introduced by the unit.
Mrs. Harding heads the list Of patron
Nsses. which Is composed Of we'll known
Washington women who are deeply in
,erested in the welfare Of the ex-sol--
dier. They are: Mrs. Albert Fall. wife
of the Secretary Of the Interior; Mrs.
wadsworth Of New York: Mrs. Nicholas
Longworth; Mrs. Thomas Sterling, wife
Of the senator from South Dakota: Mrs.
Royal c. johnson. wife of Representative
KincSeioe' Sncn o. SS %ife Or Of Reprssentative @ fe
Kitcheioe from Kentucky: Mrs. J. j.
Mansfield. wife Of Representative Mans
field from Texas; Miss B. Christian and
the wives Of the other officials of Secre-
ward c. Finney.. Mrs. F. NJ. Goodwin,
Mrs. c. " Stafford. Mrs. John Harvey.
Mrs. George w. Evans. Mrs. Morgan
Brock and Mrs. Harry G. Clunn. Others
who have consented to act as patron
Emma Woods Of Texas. DR.. Louise
Ross, Mrs Anton Heitmuller. Mrs Har-
riet A. Austin. Mrs. Jesse Lee Webb.
Mrs. Norton Burtt. Mrs. w. l.; Denhing.
Barr. Mrs. King Pickett. Mrs: T. q.
Donaldson. Mrs. Charles D. McRobetts.
Mrs L. j. Holderby, Mrs. Frederick c.
Hicks and Mrs. Peter Norbeck.
] Ms W. c1 L. Finley ,;c. president; T.dd,S.G, Mrs
Hna Mnep MISS xef ay s%a
treasurer and secretary. all executive
officers Of the American Women's Le-
zion, arc sponsoring the ball. as well as
the presidents of the several Washing
ION units. including Mrs. Q. K. Ander-
son. Anderson unit: Miss A. B. Mccain
mon. Argonne unit; Mrs. Charles L.
Bright. wilmouth Brown unit; Miss NJ.
thompson. Chateau -Thierry unit:
Miss Albert Baggs, Chaumont unit;
Mrs. E. Firth. Doyle unit: Miss NJ. ].
MCGUIRE. Flanders Field unit; Mrs.
Mills O'Keefe. Wuisenberry unit; Mrs.
l.. D. Gasser, Name unit; Mrs. Wait c.
johnson. st. Mihiel unit, and Mrs. John
4. Lejeune,- Roosevelt unit.
Miss Irene W. Basford, the president
Ut the unit giving the ball, Is the sister
Of a hero. who died in France and in
whose honor the unit Is named. -
Evening star., 1922-12-03
Pennsylvania Society
To Be Host at Reception

The Pennsylvania Society. whose
functions. during the past. year have
set new records in state society fes.
tivities,. will hold its last reception Ct
the year at the. New. Willard Hotel
Tuesday evening, December -12.
Senator David A. Reed. the junior
senator from Pennsylvania. will be
the guest of honor and will deliver
the principal address. George O'Con-
nor, has accepted an invitation to en-
tertain with several vocal selections
and after the program there will be
dancing. with music furnished by the
keystone Orchestra.
Mrs. Howard S. Reeside is chair
man Of the reception committee. and
in the reception line will be Senator
and Mrs. David A. Reed and Senator
and Mrs. George Wharton Pepper and
the wives of the Pennsylvania dele
cation.
Admission will be by membership
card or guest card only. which ma y
be secured from the secretary.
Evening star., 1922-12-03

$2950O Beige Carac Jacket Of quality carac silk linz
out; fox collar and cuffs Sketch No. g. $245.00
$4,000 Northern Seal Wraps and Coats IS inches long
collar of dark fitch squirrel, $1950O.
$4,000 Hudson Seal oats45 inches long with long shawl
lars and deep skunk cuffs $295.OO
$4,000 Bay Seal Cape as inches long, flare model $95OO
Evening star., 1922-12-03
Mrs. Thornbureh Honors
Miss Marearet White

A social entertainment was given
at the home of Mrs. Emily c. Thorn
burgh Tuesday evening in honor OF
Miss Margaret White. The home was
elaborately decorated. and the -chiet
feature of entertainment was an Irish
dance by Miss Nellie Dennison and
Miss Edith Donovan.
Among the guests were Mr.. and
Mrs. S. Iichaefs. Mr.. and Mrs. II
Holman and daughter. Mr.. and Mrs.
H.. Pieper. Mr. and Mrs. J. Williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. c. Cassidy. Mr.. and
Mrs E. c. Kreps, Mrs. Mentzer and
daughter Cris.y and Mrs. r. Woodbridge.
Evening star., 1922-12-03
College Women's Club
Host at Tea. Tomorrow

At the tea to, be given at the Col
lege women's- Club tomorrow after
noon Mrs. veerhof. president Of the
club, and Mrs. William F. Mcdowell,
hostess Of the afternoon. will have
receiving with them the guests Of
honor, Mrs. Wood and Mrs. Bertha
Martin DR.. Wood will talk on
christmas in Bethlehem. and Mrs.
Frederick B. Pyle will preside At the
Tea table. &
Evening star., 1922-12-03
Sample Umbrella Sale

Don't miss it. Scores Of handsome pieces,
high grade silks; amber, clouded and trans
parent bake1ite and imported wood handles;
;. tips and ferruies to match.
$3.50 and 500 Umbrellas. :. $5.S5
$1,000 and $3.50 Umbrella. $50
$500 and $3.50 Umbrellas. .$l0.50
$3.50 to $1,000 Umbrellas. $3.50
Street Floor. -
Evening star., 1922-12-03
VALUE---At the Gift Season

gifts pleasure Quality
little
Evening star., 1922-12-03

been, made in answer to the demand 5of
comfort and good styles of strap Yunps:.
in materials and making. :, q
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16
WHICH ROUTING

Efforts to divert the Bankhead
Highway from a routing through
Ardmore will go to nought il those
in authority will actually give ear
to the logic OF the situation.
Some of the smaller towns to the
east Of Ardmore have thrown up
all sorts of smoke screens in an
effort to prevent the highway from
being located through Ardmore, pre-
tending that the present road from
Tishomingo by Mill Creek TO Sui
phur is the one that carries the
most traffic.
Actual count over a period OF 40
hours, including the Fourth OF
July, shows that 900 cars passed
over the Ardmore to Sulphur road
while only l2l passed over the
Sulphur Tishomingo road in that
time.
The highway should be routed
over the road that bears the most
traffic. That is the road from Ard
more to Sulphur and not the road
from Tishomingo to Sulphur by
Mill Creek.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16

draw against the present republi-
a congress could be any strong
er than the one by Secretary OF
War Weeks when he said that this
congress had reached the lowest
ebb OF any in the history OF the
country.
1t Vas a republican member OF
this congress who fostered upon it
the title OF the Do-Nothing Con
gress-Representative William R.
Wood OF Indiana, who on Novem-
Der Il, last, on the floor Of the
house declared that everybody is
giving this congress hell. They are
doing it, said he, because we
have done nothing to stimulate
business. They are doing it because
we have done nothing TO give en-
ployment to the unemployed. They
are doing it because we have done
nothing to benefit the farmer and
to stimulate the prices OF the
farmers products
The Boston Transcript, q leading
republican paper OF New England,
says this is the worst congress in
twenty years and does not deserve
e-election."
The two major administration
measures before this congress have
been tax revision and the tariff.
The tax revision bill apparently has
pleased nobody, and the late Sena-
tor Penrose declared it to be a
"makeshift" and said the work
would all have to be done over
again. With this view, Senator
Smoot, who becomes chairman OF
the finance committee when Sem
ator McCumber, defeated for re-
nomination. %retires next March,
agreed and declared that there
would be no tax reduction for a
number of years, despite the fact
that members Of his party were
claiming a heavy reduction in taxes
in the present act. 1t will be recall
ed that fifty odd republicans OF the
house voted to recommit the bill for
further amendment, thus expressing
their dissatisfaction with it.
On the pending tariff bill many
OF the ,ablest republicans in the
senate and practically all OF the in
fluential republican press are oppos-
ing il in one form or another, and
in most cases openly denounce IT..
Even the proponents of the bill are
supporting it in a half hearted man
ner, and would like nothing better
than to. throw it out the window
but it is an administration bill,
urged by the president to keep
faith with the special interests
which supply campaign funds to the
republican organization and mas
much as these interests were disap-
pointed in the tax revision bill they
are insisting that the tariff bill shall
be put through.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16
EDITORIAL
OF THE DAY
A

The prohibition power in the United
States has secured the promise of the
Shipping Board hat the latter will CO.
operate to prevent the smuggling OF
liquor into this country.
This is the same shipping board
whose chairman holds that American
ships cannot compete with others I'M
less they continue to sell liquor out
side the three.mile limit.
The government Of the United States
viii thus be more than ever in the
pleasant position Of gayly t~raffickins in
liquor on the high sea- while sternly
suppressing such traffic in home ports.
For greater efficiency and>economy,
We suggest that bartenders on American
ships be made also prohibition agents.
Who would know better than the
bartender what passengers or members
Of the crew were likely TO smuggle in
~toxicants ashore? He could even lay
traps to tempt the trustful-after ap.
proved methods OF prohibition enforce.
ment on land.
Give the agent-bartender aboard ship
a badge carrying the American eagle
rampant, clutching u whiskey bottle.
Outside the three.mile limit the badge
will mean; Have some" Inside the
three-mile limit Hand It over. New
York World.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16
ARE THEY TOGETHER

No better illustration OF the in
consistency OF the pretended COM
mon ground that farmers and union
labor meet upon in this Farmer
Labor organization is needed than
the railroad strike nov in progress.
The railroad men quit. Farmers
have produce that will rot while it
waits for freight cars to move
again. Their grain will lose in val
ne due TO rail tie-ups. As a result
OF freight congestion over a long
period prices are bound 70 rise
again.
All these directly injure the
farmer.
Is it possible that the farmer and
union labor can join hands in a
common political enterprise
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16
A Newspaper That Serves
SUNDAY, JULY Is, 1922
WHY THE CHANGE?

Governor Robertson is not SO
keen about interfering in the rail
strike. Its only an issue between
a government board and the shop
men" he declares.
Can this be the same governor
who so vigorously even flambouy-
antly declared martial law in Ok
lahoma coal fields a couple OF
years ago, insisting that no group
of men had a right to injure the
great American public. Can this be
the same governor who donned
boots and slicker and went into the
coal fields to dig coal himself-in
order that the public might be
served?
What has changed the governor
anyway.
He doesn't want TO send out
troops now to insure railroad trans
portation, yet railroad transporta-
ton is being seriously hampered,
and certainly the dear people are
being Inconvenience, just as they
were during the coay strike.
Perhaps its the same governor
under different conditions. During
the coal strike he was actually in
terested in doing something for the
people. Now he is more interested
in furnishing some OF his foes and
in advancing the candidacy of GER
tain leaders who cater to the So
called working mans vote"
Isn't that the truth about this
reversal Of attitudel
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-07-16
Tom
Says

Every time some men see u near beer
sign they cuss.
Our idea OF luck is for q Russian
not to have an appetite.
Many a dream is a nightmare with
her makeup off.
A boy follows in his fathers foot
steps by taking after his mother.
A woman can't make a fool out of a
man but she can prove he is one.
Price are down on everything except
what we buy.
The, railroad strike did some good
On those lines where trains were taken
off farmers got more work done.
They put everything on the girl who
won't put much On herself.
THROWING COLD WATER GETS
A MAN INTO HOT WATER.
All a flea has to do to get his bach
scratched is bite 4 dog.
Times are better and boiler shopi
are opening. Jazz musicians can &,
back to their trade.
There isn't n vacation in the schoo
Of experience.
People go to the movies to forge
everything and some even forget no
to talk.
Very few women haters' are men
very few men haters are women
THERE is A SHORTAGE or OPT
MISTS. DON'T SHOOT ANY.
When two fishermen meet the re
cordlng angel writes shorthand.
Average man can't love but on
woman says w. L.. George. No, no
on the average mans pay.
There are only 2700 Eskimos left.
Where will We get our janitors mex
winter?
The stingiest man on earth re-sharl
his photograph needles.
II their dsesses are getting longe
their legs are doing the same.
Most Of these men longing for tn
olden days would cut their heads o
with Il straight razor.
People get better every day."
says u preacher. What of the
nights!
Funny things happen. one day las
week everybody in Hollywood was aiiv'
You can't do much without capt.;
and you can't do much with capita