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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-27
BOGUS BROOK

Mr.. Smiley has moved his family
and household goods onto farm,
which he rented, west of Book.
: Mrs. Minikus called on Mrs. Lind
berg in Milaca last Tuesday.
The telephone lines are all fixed up
and in good shape so people with
phones will be able to get service
again.
Mr.. and Mrs. Crumb and two little
sons visited Mr.. and Mrs. Albin Swan
son and family Tuesday evening.
Ed. Minikus and family visited at
Jorgensen's on Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Pete Niesen called on Mrs.
Kate Niesen Friday afternoon.
Mrs. Kate Niesen was down to Ed.
Halls for couple Of days last week
to attend the wedding of her niece,
Miss Hattie Hall.
| Mr.. Niesen and Otto Eggert made a
trip to Onamia Saturday for visit
with Mr.. and Mrs. Charley Taft.
They returned home Monday.
Those who visited at Paul Quade's
Sunday were Mr.. and Mrs. Charley
! Carlson and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Minikus and family, Miss Anderson
and VIM. Lamprecht of Princeton.
Paul Quade has returned from a
two days. business trip in Minneap-
oils.
A party was given at Andrew ORA
bant's Sunday evening and a good
time was had.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dunlap have moved
into August Lamprecht's house, where
they will remain till sometime in May,
when they will go south.
Mrs. Ed Minikus was a caller at
Albin Swensen's Monday morning.
Johnnie Dalchow made a trip up
north in his Ford Sunday.
Otto Quade has been busy fixing up
his car, so girls don't be discouraged
if he doesn't come right away to take
you for a ride. It takes time to re-
pair a car you know.
News has been received that Mr.
and Mrs. Roseberg, now in Wisconsin
are the parents of baby girl.
The Deck girls visited at Crumbs OF
Sunday.
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spring shopping.
Mrs. Uglem entertained a number
Of the Freer ladies at luncheon on
Wednesday afternoon.
The Luther league meets at Andrew
Stark's on Friday evening, May a.
The Gust Stark, Ben Hartman, Ben
son and Uglem families spent Satur-
day evening at Erstad's.
Mrs. Fylstra, mother of R. Fylstra
of this vicinity, arrived from Iowa
last Tuesday evening. Mrs. Fylstra
intends to spend the summer here at
the home of her son.
J. S. Jacobson and family spent
Sunday evening at Oscar Carling's.
c. F. Lindquist took trip to Mile
Laos lake last week to look after some
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Larson autoed to Isle on Wednesday
evening to see Mrs. Clarence Hagg-
berg, who has been i'll at the Isle hos
pital.
Mrs. Thos. Vonada returned home
on Thursday evening from the Isle
hospital, where she underwent an op-
GRAFTON for appendicitis.
Roy Mccullough and wife of East
wood were shopping here on Thursday
evening.
Oscar Robinson and family were
Sunday guests at the Mccullough
home at Eastwood.
! Perry Swedberg Of Moose Lake was
visiting relatives here few days this
week.
C. F. Haggberg was a caller at Isle
on Thursday afternoon.
Thos. Vonada made trip to Isle on
Thursday evening.
Bill Neuman hauled spuds to Isle
for C. P. Larson this week.
Albert Haggberg has been hauling
mail for Verne Mott a few days this
week, while the latter was in Milaca
taking chiropractic adjustments for
lumbago.
j. P. Carlson was filing saws for the
McC ulIough brothers at Eastwood this
week.
Paul Day transacted business at
Isle on Saturday.
Chas. Sleeves made a business trip
to Aitkin the first Of the week.
j. P. Carlson and sons, Ed and Sam
and C. G. Haggberg made business
trip to Aitkin one day last week.
Anton Swedberg and Mrs. BERG
were Isle callers on Saturday.
Dave Swedberg was an Isle visitor
one day this week.
Special services will be conducted
at the Free Mission church this weel
by a visiting minister.
Clarence Haggberg spent Sunday
with relatives at Isle.
Mrs. John Holland and son were
pleasant visitors at the Gust Olso1
home Sunday afternoon.
Albert Haggberg has returned t.
his home at Isle after being employed
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WAHKON

Miss Edna B. Hull of St. Paul ar
rived yesterday to spend her summer
vacation at her cottage near Wahkon.
Miss Melba Johnson, who has been
spending her vacation at home, left
Saturday evening for Superior, Wis,
to resume her school work.
Mr.. Brawley, St. Paul man, is here
arranging for the opening Of a new
grocery store sometime in the near
future.
The C. I. C. class of the Community
Sunday school is going to Isle Monday
night to give the cantata which was
so successfully rendered in Wahkon a
week ago.
The dance which was given at Wah-
kon last Saturday night was we'll at
tended. Music was furnished by the
Wahkon orchestra.
Rev. Owens is spending few days
in Wahkon, visiting friends.
Several Of our young people are
planning to spend the summer in Mon
tana.
Arlowe Mann and Eugene Mayo
made a business trip to St. Cloud on
Friday Of last week.
Mr.. Pronovost has reported the sale
of several cars this last week.
"Huckleberry Finn" moving pic
ture taken from the book by the same
title, was shown at the auditorium last
Friday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Ferguson and
Mr.. and Mrs. E. D. Mayo accompanied
Mr.. and Mrs. H. F. Mann on trip
to East Side Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. Alta Peterson returned from
her vacation trip to Minneapolis Sat-
,lrday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Morneau and
Mr.. and Mrs. Pete Morneau of Milaca
spent Sunday with Miss Edna Hull at
IleI Outage.
A Rebekah lodge will be instituted
here on Thursday evening unless
something unforeseen occurs.
A. J. Wagner is working on his
farm near Onamia.
A. L. Gottwerth is improving the
appearance of his butcher shop by
putting in plate glass front. A
Benson is doing the work.
A daughter was born to Mr.. anc
Mrs. Fred Simons last Tuesday morn
ing. The little one lived but few
hours.
Mrs. Louis Borman will entertain
the co-workers class of the Communi
ty Sunday school at her home Wednes
day evening. This will be the month
ly business meeting of the class.
The maple syrup season is abou
over The warm weather has cause
the trees to bud.
Walter Patterson traded his Odds
mobile to W. J. Pronovost for his Ma
tional car.
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LIVONIA

Herman Leonard was caller at the
Chas. Cohoes' home Sunday evening.
Mrs. Conger made short visit to
school Monday.
Mrs. Mackenzie came home from
Elk River Saturday night and re-
manned until Sunday, when she went
to Otsego.
Callers at j. w. Cohoes' Sun
day afternoon were Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Cohoes of Zimmerman, Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. James and Julia and Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. Cohoes and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Perman enter
tanned numerous guests Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Brown and
Mrs. Chas. Cohoes motored to Elk
River Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. D. Nelson drove
through this neighborhood with their
new Ford truck on Sunday.
Mrs. Oscarson and children of Elk
River spent Sunday at Mike Haug-
lund's.
P. B. Peterson of Isanti, the insur-
ance agent for the Spring Vale COM
pany, was in this neighborhood on
business Monday.
The program and social given in
district Fl last Friday night was vel
attended and was real good. Baskets
and lunch were sold. Leila Beyers
won the prize for having the incest
basket. Miss Grover from district Il
won the cake for being the most popu.
lar young lady present. $1,000 was
realized from the proceeds.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Eckdahl Wis
tied at Nelse Eckdahl's Sunday.
Chas. Johanning of Elk River drove
up to the Brown home Sunday evening
Our mail carrier on route delivered
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-27
Appreciates Support of Patrons.

In appreciation of the royal sup
port afforded me in my reappointmen
as postmaster at Zimmerman, Mime
sofa, I wish to express my sincere
thanks.
In the past, have tried to carry on
the duties of my office to the best OF
my ability and shall continue to do sc
as long as I am in the service. ask
the support and cooperation of my
patrons that this office may be ratec
highly in all respects.
Sarah E. Schumacher.
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At the c. F. Haggberg store a few

at the c. F. Haggberg store a few
weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. G. Haggberg and
son, Lester, spent Sunday at the Peter
Haggbreg home in Isle.
Swedish Lutheran services will be
held at the Hoyer school house Sunday
morning at II o'clock.
George Peyson and son, Walter, Of
Glenn, called at the Gust Olson home
Sunday afternoon.
Erick Nordeen attended the Jami-
son auction sale on Saturday.
Verne Mott resumed his duties as
mail carrier on Monday, after being
laid up with lumbago.
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PAGE SEVKn

property that he has up there. From
the lake he went to Minneapolis for a
few days, returning to his home on
Saturday evening.
Mrs. Elsie Stark Tagley and Bill
Stark came over from st. Cloud on
Saturday evening to spend few days
at the home of their brother, Gust
Stark. Mrs. Tagley recently suffered
the death of her husband in Colorado
Springs, Colo, where they had spent
the winter in a vain endeavor to re-
store his health.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-27
MALMO

George Haggberg Of Isle is staying
at the Gust Olson home while attend
ing school here.
John Nelson transacted business at
Isle on Wednesday,
Clarence Haggberg and Miss Freda
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Mrs. Will Tiff of Elk River visited
at the Chas. Tiff home Wednesday.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1922-04-27
Fighting a Ia Dog.

Fighting la Dog.
Bibbie-How did We hurt yer hand?
Been fghtin'? Eddie-Yep. Those
were awful sharp teeth Sammy Jones
used to have.-Life.
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Stella Looney is spending a few
days in town with Eva Carter.
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Floyd Neumann made trip to Min.
neapolis the first Of the week.
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P. w. Herman and C. A. Stillman
made a trip to St. Cloud Wednesday.
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LOCALS

LOCALS
Joe Cohoes went to Elk River on
Thursday.
Rev. Clark made trip to the cities
Wednesday,.
The Chas. Tiff family autoed to Elk
River Saturday.
Prof. Swails spent few days of
last week in the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Cohoes and Mrs.
VIM. Swanson were in Anoka Friday.
Mrs. Stella Schumacher is the proud
-possessor of a Ford sedan.
Mrs. Zuhlsdort of Osseo has charge
of the hotel here at present.
Floyd Neumann made trip to Min
-neapolis the first of the week.
Stella Looney is spending a few
days in town with Eva Carter.
Mr.. Johnson, the line man, was
over from Big Lake Thursday.
Mrs. Will Tiff of Elk River visited
at the Chas. Tiff home Wednesday.
P. w. Herman and C. A. Stillman
made trip to St. Cloud Wednesday.
Geo. Briggs of St. Paul visited his
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. I. E. W.
Briggs recently.
Mrs. Herman Olson Of Princeton at
tended the guild meeting at the Chas.
Tiff home Wednesday.
Mrs. Bert Briggs returned to her
home in Verndale, after brief visit
at the home of I. E. w. Briggs.
The M. E. Ladies' Aid will meet at
the home of Mrs. Chas. Hetrick on
Friday, May 5, Mrs. Tigue assisting.
Everyone welcome.
Mrs. Foley and children, mother,
Mrs. Smith, and Mrs. Flaherty and
baby Of Elk River called at the Ket-
tleson home Saturday evening.
Miss Alice Erickson of Minneapolis
and Lawrence Crane of Albert City,
Iowa, visited at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward Erickson the past week.
The H. c.. Schumacher residence
caught fire Saturday while the yard
was being cleared Of rubbish. Con-
siderable damage was done before the
flames were extinguished. Mr.. Schu-
macher and family wish to express
their gratefulness to the citizens OF
the town for their prompt assistance
and untiring labor in helping save
their home from destruction
The young people of the M. p
church have arranged to give pro-
gram of plays, monologues and music
on Saturday evening, April 20, in the
/. O. O. F. hall, for the purpose of
raising money for the church. Much
time has been devoted to preparing
this program and an enjoyable time is
promised you. Miss Carlson of Min
neapols expects to be here and will
render some pleasing violin solos. AID
mission, 10 and IS cents. Program
begins at $3.50 sharp.
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Mr.. Johnson, the line man, wa
over from Big Lake Thursday.
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Geo. Briggs of St. Paul visited his
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. I. E. w
Briggs recently.
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Mrs. Zuhlsdort of Osseo has charge
of the hotel here at present.
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Mrs. Herman Olson of Princeton at
tended the guild meeting at the Chas.
Tiff home Wednesday.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Cohoes and Mrs.
VIM. Swanson were in Anoka Friday.
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Joe Cohoes went to Elk River on
Thursday.
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Prof. Swails spent few days of
last week in the city.
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Mrs. Stella Schumacher is the proud
possessor of a Ford sedan.
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Mrs. Bert Briggs returned to her
home in Verndale, after a brief visit
at the home of I. E. w. Briggs.
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Mrs. Foley and children, mother,
Mrs. Smith, and Mrs. Flaherty and
baby of Elk River called at the Ket-
tleson home Saturday evening.
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The M. E. Ladies' Aid will meet at
the home of Mrs. Chas. Hetrick on
Friday, May 5, Mrs. Tigue assisting.
Everyone welcome.
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Miss Alice Erickson of Minneapolis
and Lawrence Crane of Albert City,
Iowa, visited at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward Erickson the past week.
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The Chas. Tiff family autoed to Elk
River Saturday.
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Rev. Clark made a trip to the cities
Wednesday.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-28
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR
IS Grandmother's Recipe to
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair.

You can turn gray, faded hair beau
ifuty dark and lustrouS almost over
,@ht if you'll get bottle OF "Wyeth's
Sage ard Sulphur Compound" at any
lug store. Millions OF bottles of this
~ famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved
the addition OF other ingredients,
~ sold annually, says a well-knoNr
,rnggiSt here, because it darkens the
air so naturally and evenly that nc
iEe can tell it has been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray OF
coming faded have a surprise await
re them, because after one or two
pl:catlons the grav hair vanishcs
"a your locks become Iuxurisntly
TX and beautiful.
Tbs il the age of youth. Gray.
haired. unattractive folks aren't
zFaEted around, so get busy with
N'yeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound
tonight and you'll be delighted with
your dark, handsome hair and your
youthful appearance within e few
days.
This preparation is a toilet requisite
and is not intended fer the cl,rc, Rliti-
ration - rr~vnrtion OF dj~aese.
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When Better Automobiles Are Built Buick Will Build Them
SPENCER-PEDRICK MOTOR co.
Two Blocks East on Ockawaha Avenue
Ocala. Florida

dence is available that it was not
The only evidence that the court can
take cognizanace of is the written rec
ord of the legislature The bill was
passed regularly by the necessary
majority. as is shown by the journal,
was regularly engrossed, regularly
signed by all officials. The record is
complete and no oral evidence of any
character can be introduced to con-
trovert it,
But the harm has been done in ex-
pense to the state. in loss of revenue
at time when it is badly needed for
road building purposes, and all
through the foolishness of one man.
But the oil companies will have to
pay the tax. that they are now de-
clining to collect and, after all, we
believe, the state will not suffer-
Palatka News.
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WHAT ONE FOoiSA MAN CAN DO
TO A STATE


Perhaps no man in Florida is so
generally condemned as is Representa-
tive Gum of Levy county, who was
the plaintiff in the suit brought
against the state to annul the gaso-
line tax bill He has already forfeit
ed the esteem Of his fellow citizens,
as is attested by a resolution passed
a few days ago by the Williston
Chamber of Commerce, and there are
thousands of Floridians who con-
dem him and probably none to de-
fend
SO many people have asked the
question, why did Mr.. Gum attack
the gasoline bill?" In his bill of
complaint he sets up, as one of his
reasons, that the gasoline tax reve-
nue. is applied solely to the construc-
ton of roads. that the motor boat
operators of the state get no bene-
! fits from the tax which they are
! forced to pay, and yet Mr.. Gum, if
he is financing the attack on the bill,
will spend more for attorneys fees
and other costs than he would pay
oUt in gasoline tax in many years.
He would be a foolish man, indeed,
to exploit his selfshness with so lit
tie opportunity for return
| But is this the motive behind Mr..
Gums suit? Was it Mr.. Gums idea
to employ attorneys whose retaining
fees are noted for their opulence?
We hardly think So Are the big
companies the movants? We are told
that the tax makes no difference to
them; that they pass it on to the
consumer But this does not relieve
them of the necessity for extra ex-
pense in keeping account of the tax
and making remittances to the state.
And the oil companies may see in
this first levy on their product the
possibility of future levies that may
reach into their profits. We believe
that they do oppose any tax on gaso-
line, and we are supported in this be-
lief by no less than dozen cases
where the Standard, the Texas and
the Continental Oil companies have
attacked gas tax bills in other states
and in every instance they have lost
Isn't it, then. reasonable to presume
that the oil companies, divining that
their case might appear to have more
merit when brought by an individual,
and that individual a member of the
legislative body which passed the
bill, than if they brought the COM
plant themselves?
But the gasoline tax pill is not yet
out of court. The decision of the
supreme court was on demurrer to
the plaintiffs charges that the bill
had been illegally signed The de-
murrer of the state set up that if this
were true it did not invalidate the
measure. The supreme court mere
~ ruled that ii did, in divided de-
cision Now the mandate from the
supreme court comes down in thirty
days and the state viii file its con-
tentions that the bill was legally
passed, legally signed and no evil
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Who Was the Other?

Who Was the Other?
An Irish soldier went to his colo
mel and asked for leave to go home
and help his wife with her spring
cleaning.
Il don't like to refuse you. Muir
rhy," said the c. o., but, as a mat
ter of fact, I've just had letter
from your wife saying that you are
no help to her with the spring clean
ing. and asking me not to give you
leave
The man saluted and turned to go.
At the door he stopped, turned and
remarked:
Colonel, there are two liars in
this regiment, and I'm one of them.
I'm not married.
Friend Where do you get your
jokes?'
Humorist-"Out of the air, so to
sneak. Why do you ask"
Nothing; only would
merely suggest that you find some
fresh air."-Herald and Examiner.
Surely!
Henry Ford says he can make autos
ont of cotton. Why not? Don't the
clothing manufacturers make all-wool
suits out of it?
solIys Souvenir
Messrs. Moses and Solomon were
hidden to a swagger dinner for the
first time in their lives. They were
impressed by the wonderful display
Of plate Said Moses in whisper:
"Tholly, my dear! Look at the love
ly thilver thpoons. I'm going to have
one for a thouveniar!"
For the love of Noses answered
Solomon, with agitation, leave the
thpoons alone. I've thlipped one in
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-28
SAYS SHE GOT
BETTER FROM
THE VERY FIRST
West Tampa Resident Is Like a New
Person Since Taking Tanlac. Gains
Nine Pounds; Eats Anything on
Table.

"Tanlac is fast making me into a
new person" declared Mrs. Bessie
Roberts. 1902 Laurel St, West Tam
pa, Florida.
In t.Gea weeks from the time l
bought my first bottle had actually
gained nine pounds in weight | be-
gan feeling better right away after
the first dose and the good results
It seems to me are increasing day by
day.
"1anlac is the only thing l have
ever been able to find to do me any
good. 1 am eating anything l want
now and | am sleeping better and
feeling better in every way than in
years. | know there are many peo-
pie who need just such medicine
as Tanlac and I recommend it with
out reservation"
Tanlac is sold in Ocala by all lead
ing druggists.-adv.
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John did not appear for five days. On
the sixth day he was at his work
again
Well John explained to the boss,
ION the inside of the letter you said
/ was discharged. but on the outside
you said return in five days, the Ma
tional Iron Works, so here l ami
Herald and Examiner.
His Promise
Papa, will you buy me a drum
asked little IL of his father
But my boy answered papa,
I'm afraid you will disturb me very
much with it,
oh, no, l won't. papa" promised
the little fellow, I'll only play with
it when you're asleep
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WITS AND FUNNIES

my boot already. Two will be miss
ed" ''0
Mr. Moses relapsed into a profound
gloom His friend had stolen a march
upon MN, and he could not see how
TO get even. Later, in the middle of
dinner. an inspiration came n him
He rose.
MT. CHAIRMAN he said. "at this
moment it might be entertaining if
performed feat of straightforward +"
Sulting the action to the word he
continued: You thee thitb beauti.
Iui thllver thpoon, Veil, | place il
IN my pocket! Tho! Then I Mace
my hand upon it and l thay. 'prethto,'
AND you'll find it in Tholly's boot"
Traffic Cop-"Come on, WHATS tho
matter with you?"
truck Driver-"I'm well, thanks.
out me engines !'-Exchange
$50
neatly impossible
BE a good little boy and ston cry.
ing. said the benevolent old gen.
tleman to the weeping child.
L can't sobbed the child.
Here's a penny" persisted he.
Now, why can't you be a good little
boy?"
Cause" said the child, I'm a girl"
Well Named
i have decided to call my home
brew frog remarked Mutt.
"Why?" asked Bolt.
Because it has plenty of hops, but
not much kick" replied Mutt.
All Around Us
It's not difficult to meet expenses
, these days. In fact, you meet them
everywhere.
Hardly
An Irishman had squeezed himself
| into a seat in the car between two
fat women, and presently began wrig-
Cling about.
Pm afraid you are not very com
fortable." commented one of the la
dies.
Well" responded the man Il
| hau
Absent Minded
At mine one day, John was walk
ing around a turning Looking up he
saw an Irishman searching eagerly
for something
What is it you're looking for?" said
John.
"Oi'm lookin' for me waistcoat,
man, we've got.it on!"
"Shure, now" Pat replied, IAN ii
We hadn't told me. OF would have
gone home without it,"
Justice Moving Slowly
After 700 years ireland has succeed
ed in proving she was right from the
first
He was Frank
Mrs. Jones was entertaining some
of her sons little friends.
Willie" she said to a 6-year-old
who was enjoying plate of cold beef
''are you sure you can cut your own
meat?'
YES, thanks" answered Willie
1--WE often had it as tough as this al
home"
John had been told to quit because
of ineficiency in his work. Neverthe
less, he showed up each day. At last
his employer sent him typewriter
letter notifying him of his discharge