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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18
RETURNS VERY MUCH BETTER

Mrs. N. IL. Trimble returned today
from a Lexington hospital, where for
several weeks she had been under
treatment for a broken hip bone.
That she is able to return home so
much improved will be glad news to
her many friends.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18
HAIL STORM

Last Friday between the homes OF
Charles Duff and Clarence White hail
fell violently in size of small bird
eggs. 1t frightened stock. but did no
damage to either stock or property.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18

Some people think they are so
much better than others they expect
to have private boxes reserved for
them in heaven so they viii not have
to mingle with the common herd.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18
MONEY TO LOAN

] have money to loan on real estate
security in sums of 5000. $500, $500
and $500. Address Route 4. box 49,
53-2t-eoi-pd)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18

EGGS FOR Observation-Disclosures
Barred Plymouth Rocks; also Silver
Laced Wyandottes.-Mrs. James Cra-
vens, phone 232 WI. (4S-4t-eoi)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-18

All-of-a-Sudden Jimmy produced
the license; All-of-a-Sudden Peggy
tore it up; then All-of-a-Sndden jim
my-but all-of-a-sudden what happen
ed? See "All-of-a-Sudden Peggy" at
the Tabb on April 81.
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patent medicine contest-they
called IL Before Taking"
Run along my lily bud. you
are as truthful az you are
beautiful"
Evidently" remarked the
clever Sobini, "Sizerella is not In
bad odor i'm America.
"Ah. but what an end for
proud old family OF honest muir
derers." sighed Maldonado.
Hope that springs eternal in
the human breast deserted lls
poetic dwelling and shone in the
eyes OF the three Bolognians.
Each for "A different reason
longed for the return OF Sizerella
-Panatella for the trade he could
bring. Maldonado for the glory OF
killing him and Sohini for the
prestige OF burying him.
The same thought leaped forth
from the lips of these public
spirited citizens. why not
bring him home TO get what
was coming to him."
What IL they were aware that
the face on the bottle was not
that OF the original Sizerella. All
the better: how much caNier II
would ne for the present owner
of the Sizerella coat OF arms TO
be coaxed into returning 10 claim
the heritage that would be neld
skillfully out to him.
No need for the 'hree 'nusket-
GERS TO exchange glances or
words; they understood and pro
ceeded without vulgar explana-
tions TO the discussion of he main
subject.
That discussion had 10 do with
ways and means of reaching this
helmeted maker OF perfumes and
lotions. OF Turing him ba:k 10 fIs
ancestral estates and of seeing
that once he was safe in Bologna
he never left il save under the
kindly auspices OF Senior SobIni,
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TO BECOME POPULAR
BY Beatrice Fairfax.

SSVXTHAT am ] going to do?"
" asked young Ralph.
coming to me with n
serious and puzzled face. I'm
Just an average chap with my full
share OF weakness and foolishness.
but | have an ideal girl and ]
can't find her. The girls seem to
want 'petting,' and II fellow
treats them az friend and offers
the respect he demands for his
sister, they call him a dead one
"Of course | don't mind kissing
and holding hands, but when girl
| meet for the first time at a dance
is willing to let me make love TO
her right off the bat | start think
ing OF all the other fellows she
probably hands out the same priv
ileges to and | get sort of-sick."
What am I going to do" asked
Janet coming to me with n visit
full and serious face. I'm just an
average girl and | like good times
and attention, but / have an ideal
man and an ideal OF myself.
can't find the man. and Il seems as
IL I'm losing out all along by hold
ing TO my ideal OF myself Honest
ly nowadays n chap seems TO think
that II he takes you home from a
dance and you shake hands for a
good night you're not worth ever
bothering with again"-
And every day I get duplicates
of those complaints in letters from
boys and girls.
II looks as II young America
were moving along In q sea Of mis-
understanding. II appears that 4
great deal Of the youth OF our land
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
BY Garrett p. Serviss,

I'm q recent article treating
OF the relative influence OF the
sun and the moon in producing
the terrestrial tides IT WAS
stated that the influence OF the
sun was added TO that OF the
moon and thus the effect on the
tides would be the same whether
the moon was between the earth
and the sun. or the earth be.
tween the moon and the sun.
Since at full mon the earth Is
between the moon and the sun.
so that gravitation acts from two
opposite points. how can the
statement above referred To he
correct?-J. N. International
Falls. MINI"
VoU cannot understand the
Il tides unless you begin ty
assuming that the force producing
the tides is measured by the diff
ference between the attraction on
the solid globe OF the earth, which
is concentrated at its center, and
the attraction on the water lying,
so TO speak, loosely on the surface
OF the earth.
The surface OF tho earth IS,
Roughly, 1000 miles nearer to
either the sun or the moon th0n
Is the center OF the earth. Now,
the force OF gravitation varies ir.
versely with the distance. 1. e., as
the distance increases the force
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I'D DEATITV Gu0D A Story of Romance, AdUentu"
DIA OllOl and Laughs
Read This Story Here Day by Day, Then
Watch for 1t in Motion Pictures
At Leading Theaters

the most punctilious undertaken in
the province.
Such was the fate laId in store
for DR.. Arbutus Budd-he was IN
furnish sport for Maldonado, pres.
tige for Panatella and business for
Sobini; was ever one man so
blessed before?
And all the while this ingenious
plot was being ha'ch"a and even
after IL had brought fo-th an egg
OF commendable dimensions. in the
shape Of contributions sufficient %
pay Sobini's travelling "-p"us"s,
the doctor was hard a. work On ms
famous lotion.
Spurred by grim rer"7s w z~i
anxious. too. 20 w. '~. heart 2
Anna by q feat 81 rrv'T'Iur
dropped his trom'.ou- 'u- '-. r.
uIIng glass and after a1ss Il
nights OF labOra'orv a-ur - H~-
nounCed a. last N. D"Tt.s ur - q
lotion that would make Venus ~.
Milo raise both her hs'ds y envy.
1T IL done" ssd fhs C",tur.
after the manner ot 90, sar an
nouncing the conqueriGR ot Phar.
naces. and as he stood before
Briggs and the surprised Anna
with one hand in his waist coar AID
his forelock over his manly brow.
he called 10 mind a picture OF Na-
poleonic majesty which should
have won the heart OF any young
girl.
ITS about time" remarked Mr..
Briggs-"as far as I can see. your
bills are uncollectable-your Gus
toners are all hard boiled eggs. and
your new lotion is your only hope"
Hope" echoed the doctor with
his eyes on the blushing features Of
the charming Anna. 80 long as I
have Anna ! always have hope"
you may have Anna" replied
the hard hearted Briggs. but this
is your last day OF gvace."
CTo Be Continued Tomorrow
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THE RHYMING.
OPTIMIST
BY Aline Michaelis-
Plugging Along.
mighty little use 20
give advice 10 brniny men, to

"IIERE'S mighty little us" 20
give advice TO brniny men. to
tell the artist how to live. to
guide the poets pen. The genius
likes to soar alone to fanCy's splen.
did heights. and few can glimpse
hat magic zone or follow in his
flights And so it : but a waste Of
time to say do thus and So 20
fellows who were built To climb
wherever they may go. But To the
common run Of chaps, the folks
like you and me. it's safe 10 show
them where they lapse and what
hey ought 10 he Though doubt
less lots Of fool advice is daily
passed around and cuts hut very
little ice because IS SO unsOund.
there IL one truly priCcless BIZ
which never leads on" wrong: IL
YOU aspire To make hit, keep
plugging right along, No matter
what the line may he. in tasks Of
every day. the people built like YOU
and me must plug along their wsy.
And they are wiser IL they go with
CHEEKY notes ~ song. with pace
that's steady. sure and slow as still
they plug along For spurts OF
speed may toe q. X and suit the
learned class. but plugging on the
same old way keeps me in garden.
sass. This plan lacks lure OF mar.
tlal drums and things that heros
WOO. but wait until the rent day
comes and butchers bills fall due.
and wait until the first runs round
and grim collectors call To camp
upon your plot of ground and loiter
in your hall. For then you'll see,
while genius scars with splendid
flights Of song. the common fellow
often scores by plugging riaht
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The Story of the Tides

side OF the earth that faces her
than she does upon the carth's
center. and how much less strong
ly on the side away from her than
in the center.
On the side facing the moon tn"
force that tends to lift the water
from the earth is to the force tend
ing to draw the whole earth 10
ward the moon by pull upon its
center. az sixty squared is to fifty
nine squared, 1. q, as $500 to 3.ISl
and the force tending TO draw tn"
earth. by pull upon its center
away from the water on that part
OF It's surface which is turned from
the moon. is as sixty-one squared
to sixty squared, 1. e.. as 3.72l t
$500
Reduce these ratios and you will
find that the tendency OF the
water TO rise from the earth is
almost exactly equal on the oppo.
site sides SO we see that II tn"
earth, instead OF being a solid
globe with little liquid water FREE
TO move on it's surface, were all a
single mass of water, the effect of
the moon attraction would be To
draw the whole liquid earth out
into an elliptical shape. This ex
plains why tides always go in
pairs, separated by half the cir
cumferenCe OF the earth. so that II
is high water -w;Ce in twenty
four hours, though the earth turns
only once under the moon in that
space of time.
Finally. az to your particular
difficulty about the combination
Of the tidal effects of the sun and
the moon. When those two bodies
are on opposite sides OF the earth,
as at the time OF full moon. each
exerts its differential tidal attraC-
tion in the manner above de
scribed along the same line
through the earth's center, which
causes the tides mat they produce
to combine.
The moon raises a tide on the
suns side OF the earth at the same
time that she raises one on her
own side and the sun raises n tide
on the moons side of the earth at
the same time that he raises one on
his own side. Consequently. they do
not neutralize one another, but,
on the contrary. supplement each
other. But when they are pulling
at right angles, as at the moons
quarter, each draws upon the
water that the other is striving to
heap up, and the tide rises only
as high as the superiority OF the
moons force over tho suns per-
mits.
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were living down 10 what IL imas-
ines is n demand, and what liz real
" bitter acceptance OF the sup
posed desires and ideas Of the rest
OF the world.
I've an idea thrt the girls who
permit all sorts of liberties are, for
the most part. not half as cheap as
they seem. I'm fairly certain that
the boys who take the liberties
aren't the young rOttcrs they look.
It's Just that youth sees certain
things going on and is not 'hrave
enough to refuse TO go with the
crowd.
No girl need fear that she will
he a wallflower If she is sweet and
amiable and entertaining in
quiet. decent way. No hoy need
imagine that he will bc ullCd "A
sis" II he is a manly chap who
does his work well and cultivates
his mind instead OF merely IeHrning
the latest slang and the most ap.
proved way Of stealing a kiss on
first meeting.
don't believe the average Rirl
has the SLIGHTEST destre to he a
"vamp." But she fits her actions
TO what she fancies IL the law OF
supply and demand.
The most popular T.rls 7 know
are simple young women who dress
quietly, dance decently give their
friendship conservHttvely. and
make folks feel that they have
ideals which demand respect and
qualities which Justify It. Nothing
can equal the charm OF we'll.
poised, sympathetic. gently humor.
Gus mind.
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; diminishes. Moreover, the dlminu.
ton is at a much higher rate than
the Increase OF distance, 80 much
higher. indeed. that IL is propO,.
uonal TO the square OF the distance.
Thus, IL the distance il doubled.
the attraction is not merely halVed,
nut II becomes four times less,
Tour being the square Of two, ari
III the distance Is halved the attrac.
tlon becomes four times greater
and 80 on for all differences OF
distance.
Now apply this TO the attra ctlon
OF the moon. The moons distance
from the earth is sixty times re
earth's radius. or half-diameter.
We take the radius instead OF the
whole diameter for the reason
that, as above said. the effect Of
attraction upon the globe of the
earth considered as a rigid body
IL the same as II the whole mass
or the solid earth were concen.
trated at mere point OF its cen.
ter OF gravity,
The earth answers TO the pull OF
the moons gravitation Just as II
the force were exerted through n
cable attached to it's central point.
For this reason, I'm dealing with
the attraction OF the heavenly
bodies upon one another as globes.
we always reckon the distance be.
TWEEN them only from their centers
and never from their surface.
When we say that the moon is.
In round numbers. 240 900 miles
from the earth. we count from the
center Of the earth 70 the center Of
the moon, and not from surface to
surface. So the orbits Of the
planets are the paths pursued by
their centers in going around the
sun.
To return TO the moon. Its dis
tanCe from the earth's center) is
sixty times the earth's radius,
which means that the side Of the
earth that happens to he turned
toward the moon is one radius of
the earth, or 1000 miles, nearer
the moon than is the earth'-
center. while the side OF the earth
turned from the moon IL 1000
miles farther from the moon than
Is the earth's center. These dis
tances are to one another as the
numbers SO so and 81.
Now. remembering that the force
~ gravitation varies inversely rs
the square OF the distance, let us
see how much more strongly the
moon pulls upon the water on the
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
BY Jane Mclean.

~ RENO came and went, sighed
and sobbed. as safe from
~ man and all his wiles as
nature could make her.
To the unhappy Panateila the
idea OF marrying her off had come
as an inspiration until he had
tried II. And TO do him justice
he had never so much as hinted
TO his little blossom that she was
aught but the loveliest flower in
Aragon or CASTLE.
II is admittedly strange how
Fate works her way with man and
knits together threads woven in
Tar places.
Who could have forseen that the
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finished by cuffs 81 white poplin.
4 round collar Of the white ~
split in the front and back. and
blue wooden buttons ar" used
in a row down the front. 40 belt
~ worn, and there are cunning
little uantalettcs - the Cretonne
banded nj the knees with white.
Another attractive model for
child is developed in rose and
white crctonne on a Background
Of ginghsm, trimmed with plain
rose linen II is also a two
niece frOCk. Of dress reaching
not quite TO the knees. and
straight step.in panties under
meath. The frook Is s.url'
kimono affair with an oval neck
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
A Sparkling Tale of Two Countries, in
1 Which the Versatile Hero Wins
- Bride Instead of Fortune.

trade mark OF DR.. Arbutus Budd
lognia the old times
But TO continue, II was Senior
Maldonado himself. AS handsome
as ever. gay, bold, dashing, who
came to the Hotel Perfecto to la.
ment over his one.time generosity
in allowing the last of the S.zar->
elias to depart with a benediction
instead OF bullet.
Panatella shrugged, .'Senor. YOU
will admit ! did my part-but /
have an idea-if you feel particu-
larry warlike. why not marry my
little Cremo?"
II / were a marrying man,
Panatella, nothing would give me
greater honor but / am so popular,
so good looking. that ! would be-
doing an injustice TO all the other
girls in Bologna il became the
unworthy husband OF your charm.
ing Cremo."
Having delivered himself OF this
panegyric he smiled OIL PsnateIla
and turned to greet n fellow com
rade. Senior Sobini. the man OF
mystery OF all Bologna, the man
whose saturine features most
people were glad not to see. the
man whose presence was rarely
welcome.
For business reasons Sobini de.
plored the absence OF feuds and
the present summer had been
particularly dull.
He sighed as he gave Buenas
Dias TO the two Senors. 1T was
just such a day as this" said
Sobini, that Sizerella went into
the unknown. many years ago"
"Oh. in those days, my dear
Maldonado, there were two fam.
flies OF rank in Bologna. but in
justice TO you / must say Sizer-
elias was no ranker than your
own"
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Quaint CretOnne FrOcks

and short sleeves, and the edges
are bound with bias strips Of the
rose linen.
Two big pockets at the front
are headed with the linen, and
there Is a half sash attached At
the sides. that ties itself in a
perky bow at the back. The
ranties are straight bound with
the rose linen at the bottom and
hang "a little below the froCk.
The girl of six will ador
quaint froCk of yellow and white
rretonne in small flower design.
This model is made from yoke
and the lower section is naui.
shocked to the yoke at th.- under
arms with black silk twist.
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
BY Rita Stuyyesant.

A MONG the youngest set this
~ season Is the desire for Cre-
tonne frOCks, and there are
many quaint costumes made from
this picturesque fabric Cunning
pantv-froCks bonnets. aprons,
pinafores, and even garments
for RrOwn-upS.
Rlue and gold lowered Chintz
with golden flowers and blue
cross bars is developed into an
Interesting costume for a child
Of three 10 six years The frork
is box plcated from the round
neck. and has short set-in sleeves
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
SALT IN THE
DIET
BY Brice Belden. VI. D.

r I may not b" generally known
that salt IN excess IL decidedly
Il INJURIOUS and that the proper
amount needed by the body cannot
he decided by the taste alone. We
should bc guided. ~ course. in our
use of salt by AN understanding of
the physiological needs OF the bod"
and of the evil effects OF an ~.
cess.
salt il Of immense importance IN
the animal economy. The body VIII
select Just what II needs, no mat
ter how much one takes, but An
excess plays the mischief with the
cells OF our tissues and with the
kidneys
1t has been estimated that the
average American uses about 300
grains OF salt daily 06.2b of an
ounCel. whiC his between ten and
twenty times as much as is need
ed.
Too much salt lessons the pro
duCtion of digestive seCretions and
consequently retards digestion,
causes Catarrh OF the mucous mem.
branes, interferes with oxidation
and the elimination OF waste pol
sons. and induces general gland
ular insuffiCiency.
If a person has any kidney trou-
BILE. or evinCcs a tendency toward
II, the use OF salt becomes n dan
gerous matter. In such CirCum.
stances its abuse will produce drop.
sy
II is believed that the excessive
consumption of salt accounts, IN
part. for the marked increase Of
Brights disease during recent
years. especially in the United
States. and in this connection II
has ben pointed out that In EnC-
land hams and bacon are preserved
with borax and butter with boric
Acid
The Washington times., 1922-05-05

1T is the SiZcrtalla helmet"
they cried in breath.
1T is Sizerclla." echoed Pana-
tella. turning 10 his astonished
daughter. My rose. whore did
you get this bottle Of perfum.
cry?"
II won il, father-my photo
graph took first prize in the
The Washington times., 1922-05-05

tie. permit me TO see this
miracle OF miracles
Cremo, slmpering passed the
magic bottle TO her father. who
look led. staggered back and. be-
coming inarticulate. pointed 10
the helmeied head OF Dr. Arbutus
Budd
The oves OF SObini rolled. the
eyes Of Maldonsdo flashed fire.
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Maldonado acknowledged this y not con

Maldonado acknowledged this
little compliment with smile:
at has often been my regret
that lovely teud should have
died out because we Maldonados
have no more Sizerellas to kill"
Both the other gentlemen nc
cepted this statement seriously,
and the topic might have ended
there IL the ubiquitous Cremo had
The Washington times., 1922-05-05

not come running down the
stairs with all the coyness OF
ugly seventeen bearing in her
hand small bottle.
Look, my father" she cried,
scarcely noticing the others,
this will make me even more
beautiful"
My little Cremo." said the
placid Panatella taking the bot
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
ADVERTISEMENT.
Hot Water With
Magnesia Is Fine
For Indigestion

"If YOU suffer from Indigestion,
Dyspepsia Gas. Wind or Flatulenoe,
stomach Acidity, or Sourness, Gastric
Cstarrh. Heartburn, etc, you can get
quick. safe and positive relief by taxi
ing just n little Bisurated Maanesia
(either powder or tablets) In q half
glass OF hot water" declares a we'll
known authority.
Bisurated Msgnesia is a truly won
derful stomach corrective II almost
instantly neutrallyes the dangerous
stomach acids that are causing the
pain and sourness, and the hot water
quickly brings needed blood supply
TO the stomach. This combination
IL msrvelously effective and far safer
and better than continued us. OF
plain soda, pepsln, or artificial III
sestsnts that weaken the stomAehs
natural digestive power
II your stomach bothers you, Just
drop these things for time and
give Bisurated MhEnesis and hot
water real TRIAL II IL inexpensive
and can be Obtained at good drug
sists everywhere Prepared By
International Druggists and Chemists
laboratories New Yevk ca,
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
This Day in History

THIS is the anniversary of the death, in 1921, Of
L Napoleon on ST. Helena The body of the worlds
greatest military genius removed to Paris in 184O
and now lies beneath the of the Hotel Invaides
The Washington times., 1922-05-05

r'The Beauty Shop" the play by
Claiming Pollock and Rennold
Wolf, has been created Into n
photoplay by Cosmopolitan Produc-
tons, direction OF Edward Dillon.
scenario by Doty Hobart. 1t Is re.
leased As q Paramount Picture.)
Screen Version Novelized.
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
The War God in the Sky at a StandstiU

MARS is now Stationary" the western edge Of
NA the constellation Sagittarius. This that the
earth travelling faster than he does has reached
point where her motion apparently neutraiizes his.
The Washington times., 1922-05-05
THE ACTION so FAR.

DR.. Arbutus Budd. general pro-
prietor Of The Beauty Shop" and
inventor OF lotions and beauty con-
coctions, is artistic out impracu-
cal; he would rather play a from
bone than collect his bills. His
ward. Anna. a charming girl, rec
ommends a manager for the busi-
ness: his name IL Philip Briggs.
he talks with Budd. takes the po-
sition and diC overs that he will
have his hands full. Anna tells
Budd she is in love with Briggs Slie
Is astounded and hurt. Creditors
press him and Briggs slaves them
Off. promising that the doctor will
make a fortune with a new lotion.
DIR. Budd works hard on the new
formula. His uniform. II appears.
once belonl 4 10 the Duke OF Sizer-
ella, who nailed from Bologna.
Spain.