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The Washington times., 1922-06-15
By FAY KING.

iYo udon't know what trouble II
unless you've struck oil. rot nsw
rich, and decided on . swell homo
done by an interior decorator.
Done" is right.
They have the gold brtek boys
knocked for a goal when II comes
70 working their game. You oughta
sec the swanky danes, with
dreamy eyes, who can vanip a
poor guy with drapes and dodades
that never heard tell Of before
They stink up TO him In . clingy
gown, and toying with their inlita-
Hon peals, address him In voice
- soft - the nap on an oriental
rug.
He don't know any moro about
interior decoration than . South
Sea Islandhr does about the old
fashioned waltz.
But that puiring little party
with the red gold hair could cell
him the Brooklyn Bridge for .
chandelier.
He knows darn well that robins
egg blue won't match his complex.
Ion, but before that baby gets
through trying out new back drops
on his country home she'll lave
the old duck going In for nile
green smoking Jackets II It's going
to help out the color scheme.
She's got him worrying about
period furniture now, and ~ soon
as she cures him from calling 10
Douglas and Mary. instead Of WI.
liam and Mary, he'll be tit 10 talk
When he first started out tO
spend his roll he wanted every.
thing In advance models, but she
told him that was all wrong. The
more dough you got the older and
moro rickety the stuff you buy has
got TO be. He could have had
whole hotel furnished back In the
little Texas town where he came
from for the price Of one oIdfash.
Ioned feakwod chair he bought that
nobody can sit In anyway.
No wonder he sighed and said TO
himself. 'Tf this Is class gimme
comfort"
As far a. I can figure these In.
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
HANGED HIMSELF IN SLEEP.
SAYS WIDOW OF SUICIDE

CHICAGO, June f5.-That he took
his own life when walking In his
sleep was the theory advanced by
the widow Of George soltis. thirty
eight. whose body was discovered
hanging at the snl Of his belt.
which was attached to IL clothes line
pole in the rear yari OF his home.
He had on his trouS Sers and a blan.
ket over his shoulders. He evidently
stood on a stool and then kicked his
"f guess he did It in his sleep"
Mrs. Soltis told the police. He al
ways was walking in his sleep. He
had too much sense to commit sui
eide"
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
ADyERTiSEMENT.
The Truth About
Eczema and Piles

Thousands ana Thousands OF peo.
ple, says Peterson Of Buffalo. are
learning every week that one 25.
cent bon Of Petersons Ointment
will abolish ecsesna and Danish
niles, And the grateful letters I re-
eeive every day are worth more to
me than money. '''''
had eczema for many years on
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TO stop the agony. I saw your ad
and got one box and owe you
many thanks for the good 1t has
done me. There isn't 4 blotch on
my head nov and couldn't hslp
but thank Peterson, for the cure 10
great" Miss Mary Hill, 40 Third
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IT have had itching piles for Is
years and Peterson's is the only
ointment that relieves me, besides
the piles seem 70 have gone" A. n.
Euger. 1t77 washington Avenue.
Racine, Wis.
Use Peterson's Ointment for old
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The Washington times., 1922-06-15
MATCH MoooHER sMAckEp
FOR BEING HARD SolLEp

KANSAS CITY. No.. June 15s-
The price Tor q few nionsntf enjoy.
nient OF Lady Nicotine proved
costly for q. H. Allen. Of Indiana
Allen approached Jake" sheslin
granted. He tried TO light his ciea.
rette. Matcn No. went out. lie
asked shes,t;i for another with the
same result, according 10 shsslln's
statement 20 police. Ate. n rcpetl.
ton II sih'ilar requests from Allen,
shesnI Sail, r. finally refasGI lin
hnoth'r hIrt"n
He attempted to get hard boiled
then ] smscksd him In the mouth.
Sheslin explained.
Aliens hri1 crashed against the
pavement. He was removed to the
hospital, suffering from /, fractured
skull.
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
20 MOTHERS AWARDED
FLAG DAY DIPLOMAS

NEW YORK. June 16.-sone car
ryins crying infants. others leading
laughing kiddies by the hand. forty
mothers received diplomas In citizen
ship At the Flag Day exercises Of
Public School No. 4.
The class for mothers only has
been In session for ten months. start.
ing in the morning half an hour
later than the children's school and
iett;as out q half an hour earlier.
The youngest graduate was eight.
cen. the Oldest more than fifty"
Among those to take the highest
honors was Mrs. Yetta Shpritcer,
mother OF five children. the eldest
twenty-six. She has been in the
United States fifteen years, but never
learned 10 talk English until joining
the Americanization class.
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
ToDArs BEAUTY HELP

We find you can bring out the
beauty Of your hair to it's very
best advantage by washing 1t with
canthro1. II makes q very simple, in.
expensive shampoo, which cleansesI
the hair and scalp thoroughly Of
all the dandruff, dirt and excess
Oil, leaving Q wonderfully clean
wholesome feeling. After its use,
you will find that the hair dries
quickly and evenly. IA never
streaked In appearance and Is al.
ways bright, soft and fluffy; sol
fluffy. in fact. that It looks more
abundant than II IL. and so soft
that arranging 1t becomes a pleas.
ure. Just use teaspoonful Of
canthrox. which you can get from
any good druggist. dissolve IL inI
q cup of hot water; this makes a.
full cup Of shampoo liquid. enough
so II Is easy to apply IL to ali
the hair instead OF just the top Of
the head.
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
GENERAL.
HELD HOSTAGE
|. BY b0LSHEv|K|
Seized Because Enver Pasha
Betrayed Soviet. His
1 .... Former Allies.
By KARL II. Won wIEGAND.
Uuivevsal Service.


BERLIN, June IS.--Djsmsl Pasha.
formerly Turkish minister OF marine,
In the Talaat and Enver cabinets.
and one of the young Turks trium'
vfrate who deposed Abdul Harnid.
has been detained in Moscow by the
Soviet government and is held as
hostage for Enver Pasha.
Enver Pasha, the most romantic
isure In the Mohammedan world,
and until recently an ally OF the
Moscow government, has declared
war against bolshevik Russia and
with an army Of $4,000 fanatical
followers who rallied around his
banner. has always inflicted u
severe defeatt to the famous bolshe.
Wiki, General Budsenny. In Turkes.
tan.
The soviet Is 20 furious over this
alleged betrayal by Enver that when
Djemal Pasha was passing through
Moscow enroute TO Afshanistan,
after his visit to Premier Poincare
sf France, they detained the noted
Turkish statesman and general and
ere holding him a. hostage.
Dtennal is the Ambassador Of the
Ansora government to the Emlr Of
Afghanistan. whose army he re-
organized with . large detail Of
Turkish officers. He was on his
way to Cabul.
The Washington times., 1922-06-15
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The Washington times., 1922-06-15
Music College Exercises.

Exercises for the si~'nn~'h c~-'.
mencement Of the Washington Col
lege oil Music WI be nriu Ia ur.1y
evening in the Auditorium Of Central
High School. An interesting pro.
gram has been arranged.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05
JUSTICE CLARKE is BLIND

Former Justice Clarke put his re-
signation from the United States Su-
preme Court on very high plane but
errs in his statement of facts" de-
clares the Republican Publicity Asso-
citation, through it's President, Hon.
q jonathan Bourne, Jr. "He says he
intends to maintain a position Of in
dependence so that he can tell the
truth to the country, unbiased by per-
sonal or partisan interest," Judge
Clarke is convinced there is we'll de-
fined movement in this country in ia
vor of a league Of peace, if not the
league of nations then some other
association of nations that will work
for world peace. He intends to find
an Individual or group of individuals
capable of leading that movement.
"Nobody can find fault with Judge
Clarke's high altruism and statements
of fact up to that point, but he reveals
mis- true motives and his innate Demo
cratic partisanship when he ask:
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05
WHAT WAS THE LEAGUE OF
NATIONS DOING MEANTIME?

While the allied powers, England,
France and Italy, stand ineffective by,
Greece and Turkey have been fighting
a war which now comes to overwhelm-
ing disaster for Greece. The war set
Element of 1919 gave to Greece pro-
dictatorship over that part of the east
ern shore of the Aegean sea Of which
Smyrna is the center. The Turks
were never resigned to this disposition
of their territory. Paralyzed by their
own conflicts of interest in this region
the allied powers have stood by while
the situation drifted into war. The
imperial ambitions of Athens conflict
ed with the determination of the
Turks to retain their old territory;
England, France and Italy, each jeal-
GUS of the others influence in this re-
gion, could not join in, insisting upon
a peaceful adjustment. The inevita.
BILE has happened. A war has beer
fought with terrible suffering to com.
batants and noncombatants alike.
The Turks have now destroyed the
Greek army of 100000 men and are
again supreme in Asia Minor. The
outcome leaves Greece virtually bank
rupt. Worst of all, it seems to marx
moral bankruptcy in all the alice
nations. A very little of the co-opera
tive spirit of 1914 would have prevent
ed this. A very little waving of thu
limperialistic selfishness which lay a
the root of the world war would have
headed off this new war.
The vision and the power to taxi
lessons from the greatest disaste
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

which ever befell western civilization
was lacking. Europe has permitted
this return to it's old, weltering wal
low of blood. The three powers could
even now, by generous agreement
among themselves, keep the worst
from themselves in Asia Minor. It
is to be hoped against hope that they
will.-Lincoln (Neb.) Journal.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

Some people seem to be under the
impression that the new tariff law
will make the price of wooden goods
higher. The rate on secured wool in
the tariff schedule that has been in
effect for some time was 45c pound.
The rate under the new law will be
33c. So it may be seen that the price
of wooden goods, if effected at all by
the tariff, should be lower instead of
higher.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

cutors. That's our opinion and it may
lot border on christianity, but the
world will never be christianized un-
til the Turks are dead.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

Gov. Nestos is taking no middle
course in the matter of the election OF
a United States senator. He has come
out very pronounced in favor OF Mr.
O'Connor and is urging the election OF
that gentleman in all his speeches. Mr.
O'Connor is doing the same for the
governor and there is a unity of ac-
ton that is refreshing. Now If we
can galvanize the independent forces
in this neck of the woods to get a lit
tie action and organize for the cam,
paign some results might be obtain
ed. The leaguers are making a house
to house canvass in the county ant
state and if the Independents lose Out
it will be their own fault. Remember
the foolish virgins who failed to keel
their lamps trimmed and burning.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

The situation in the far east be-
tween Great Britain and Turkey is
very tense and it is going to take
some real diplomacy to avert a war
between these two nations, which, if
such a thing does happen, may drag
in several other nations. The world
is sick of war and is burdened with
too much debt to have another con-
flict-the world cannot afford it. We
should have a few more Hague peace
institutions. We may be preaching
barbarism but if we had our way
about it there would not be Turk
left in the world to propagate the
race. They are nothing more or less
than a nation of butchers and perse-
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

The Comptroller of the Currency is
authority for the statement that the
United States has financed Europe to
the extent of $22,75l 100000 since the
beginning of the World War. That
does not include gifts for charity, but
is made up of government loans and
unpaid interests, commercial credits,
foreign securities and currencies
bought, etc. None but the most rabid
internationalist will deny that the
United States has done it's full part
toward the rehabilitation of Europe.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

The Great Lake, ST. Lawrence wat
erway when opened will be the great
est thing for the northwest that ever
happened and will mean the saving Oh
at least lOc per bushel to the farmer.
It costs sc a bushel more than it ought
to ship wheat to the seaboard, and the
price is set back another &c because OF
CONGESTION. The St. Lawrence route,
if it were open today, would be worth
1Oc a bushel to the wheat grower-oc
saving in freight, sc in price better
ment. The sooner congress passes
that legislation the better it will be
for the farmers of the northwest. That
is one place where congress can be OF
real service to the people-but we &c
not hear much noise about it in con-
gress. Why?
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

Late dispatches indicate that a sort
OF truce has been patched up between
the British and Turks, but it will only
take about a second to touch off war
that will greatly upset the peace OF
the world. 1t is very delicate stu
alton with Mustapha Kemal Pasha
raring to 60. That brute will not be
satisfied until he has either murdered
or driven every christian out Of the
country and would just as soon go to
war as not
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

Hon. j. F. T. O'Connor, fusion can
didates for United States senator, at
the auditorium last night, sounded the
keynote of the campaign, in one of the
cleanest addresses ever given in pub
lie. There is one thing that can be
said of Mr.. O'Connor, he campaigns
clean and does not abuse anybody. He
set forth many things that the federal
government might do to aid the farm
ers of the northwest, and said that if
sent to Washington to represent this
state he would do the best he could to
put through legislation that would be
of benefit to the people of this state.
He is very strong for the Great Lakes
waterway project, which he says is
the best thing for North Dakota and
all western states, because it meant
the saving of at least ten cents pei
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

In speaking about the way the Bank
of North Dakota financed the Scandl-
navian American bank at Fargo Mr..
O'Connor said that when that bank
was insolvent Townley phoned up TO
che big bank at Bismarck and said to
Mr.. Waters, ave need money down
here" O'Connor said that if he were
given the job Of writing an epitaph on
the headstone for Townley he would
use those words eve need money down
here" One of the ladies in the aud
icncc jocularIy remarked that it would
be foolish to 'Send paper money down
there" Draw YOUR own conclusions as
to what was meant by ''uown there
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-10-05

The en-. this morning sends up a
loud wall because the independents
want to send O'Connor, a democrat, to
the senate as a colleague Of Laid,
claiming that his vote will kill the
vote of the only farmer" representa-
tive which we have in the senate. How
do they get that way? Whenever
there is any Legislation to be voted on
that affects the farmer Ladd is study
ing economic conditions in Europe and
is registered as mot voting.' Some
representative, we say.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-05
GRAIN
Chicago Board of Trade.

Chicago, Oct. 4.-Reports indi-
eating progress toward a peaceful
settlement with the Turks tended
today to ease the wheat market
here. Prices closed unsettled at
&c net decline to &c gain, with
December $1.06 to $1.0G1s and
May $1.0S to $1.0S1s. Corn lost
hc to &c, oats finished 1sc down
to shade advance. and provisions
unchanged to a rise of 21ac.
At the outset, wheat values here
had an upward slant as a result OF
higher quotations at Liverpool, but
dispatches asserting that the armis-
tice conference at Mudania had
reached an agreement and that a
protocol was about to be signed led
to something of setback. This
setback was partly overcome later
as result Of export buying at the
Gulf of Mexico and because of clos
ing of spreads here between the
December and May deliveries.
Corn and oats were governed
chiefly by the action of wheat.
Cash demand for corn. however,
continued brisk, and offerings TO
arrive were light.
Packers buying steadied the
provision market, offsetting the ef-
feet of lower hog values.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-05
LIVESTOCK
Chicago.


Chicago, Oct. 4 (U. S. Depart-
ment of Agriculture) .-Cattle-Re-
ceipts $4,000. Strictly choice and
prime native beef steers strong to
higher. Top matured steers,
$12.65; other grades leef steers
slow; western grassers in liberal
supply; few well conditioned North
Dakota grassers. $1,000, highest of
year; bulk beef steers, $4,000
l1.25; bulls steady to strong; other
classes about steady; bulk desirable
bologna bulls, s400@4.15: bulk
veal calves around $11.50; bulk
stockers and feeders, $6.25@7.5O.
Hogs-Receipts 10000. Market
around 10c to 15c lower. Bulk
100 to 240-pound butchers, s9.s0@
S.so; bulk packing sows, $7.40m
800; desirable pigs, s9.00@925.
heavy, $3.50 9.S5; medium. s9.65
s.so: light, $9.5O@9.S5; light lights
$3.50 q $50; pa, king sows. smooth
.50@S.20; packing sows, rough
SI,oo @H6o; killing pigs, ss.50@
Sheep-Receipts $4,000. Omen.
ing generally steady. No choice fat
lambs sold, early: best westerns
heid somewhat higher: few desir.
able native lambs ceiling nj
$l3.e0; better grades confidentIy
held higher; good 9S-pound Mon,
tana yearling wethers, s11O0. good
rat Washington ewes, $3.50. desir.
able Washington feeding lambs
STATE faihoSi
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-05
DEATH HAS SEPARATED
DUNDEE TWINS, BOXERS

Ell Paso, Tex, Oct. 4.--The Dun
dee twins, said to be the first box
ing combination of twin brothers
since the days of the famous Sui
Ivan middleweight duo, are sep
arated.
Nick Dundee, one OF the twins
fought his last battle at the Will
liam Beaumont military hospital
last night when he succumbed TO
an attack of pneumonia following
blood poisoning due to a sore re-
ceived ON his arm in a recent bat
tie in the Juarez boxing arena.
Dick Dundee, the other twin, ex-
actly the same size and weight OF
his brother, watched at the bed
side during the night and today
is making arrangements to take
his brother home to Douglas. Ariz.,
foe burial. And now, he is plan
ming to quit the boxing game.
Veteran boxing handlers pre-
dicted a bright future for the
twins
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-05
OBSERVATIONS

Now that the fair season is in full
swing, let every day be fair day.
. o
The man who wrote "The Curse of An
Aching Heart" is being sued for divorce.
. @ 9
A penny for the thoughts of the heiress
whose father has cut her off with ST.
. o
In some lines of industry the devils
workshop is running night and day shifts.
@ @
Next winter more hot stuff will come
out of the radio than out of the radiator.
o o
The first cold snap would look to have
priority, but there still is some doubt
over whether it will get it.
Former bull fighters have taken up pro-
fessonal baseball in Chihuahua 1t is
expected that al ex-matadors will be
known there as "Matty" from now on
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-05

Pop took me to the movies last
mite and we came home late and all
the lites was out and pop felt in his
pockets for his key, saying, No key,
confownd it, l must a genius, I'm
so forgetfill,
We could cline throo the parler
window, pop, l sed, and pop sed,
Yes, Suppose we do, the novelty ap-
peels to me.
Or maybe ! better run GROUND
and cline over the back tents. and
open the frunt door for you, | sed.
see I'm doomed to be a slave to
convention, pop sed. Meening to
run erround and do it,. WITCH l
started to do, taking me longer
than wat / Expected on account of 2
cats starting a fife on top of some-
bodys shed and me having to stop
and lissen, and pop proberly got
tired waiting because wen l started
to open the frunt door ! herd him
climbing throo the parler windo
anyways, and | went in the parler
and pop was half ways throo and
all of a suddin he sed, Let go my
leg, who is that, watts the ideer !.
and some mans voice sed Come
back heer and keep your hands up,
too, or Ill mock you rite on the he'd
with this umbrella, all my life its
bin my ambition to catch a bergler
and now I've cawt one.
The dooce you have, my little boy
its on the way now to open the frunt
door for me, pop sed, and the man
sed, l Suppose that's wy you're going
in throo the window, come on now,
cline rite back and keep your
hands up or Ill crack you jest on
genrel principles.
Confownd it, do you wunt to pun
my leg off, dident ! tell you my
little boy is opening the frunt door
for me? pop sed, and the man sed,
Are you sure he's not busting or
the roof for you, come on now, III
count 8 and if you're not down by
Ill crack YOU l, 2.
Hello pop, watts matter? sed.
Thank the Lord, pop sed, and the
man sed, o, it seems you were rite
after all, I'm quite disappointed but
I tpologize 1000 times. And he
WdWkeu away dllu pop ShAApSN ti'S
rest of the way in, me saying, &, ne
was jest going to crack you a shot,
wasent he pop? and pop sed, at,
we're you there all the time?
Most Of it, l sed. Making pop so
mad he kepp on giving me fearse
cracks with his hand some place all
the way up stairs. Me not caring SO
mulch on account of it being werth
il