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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20

L. Person. dean of the law school OF
George Washington University. de-
livered the address. There also was
an exhibit of relics dating back to
Washington's time.
G Dean Persons topic was "George
Washington's Dominant Passion,
which. he said. was service>to his
fellowman.
Washington was not sustained In
his work by any mob enthusiasm
said the speaker, who argued thai
"the human drone is a menace to so
ciety." and also said that 'our cum
bersome economic scheme must be
organized to the end OF bringing each
man into the service of his fellows
II It were perfect, each mans prop
erty would be commensurate with
the service he renders"
The Alexandria delegation wns
headed by w. F. Gift, the master OF
the Alexandria lodge, and the Kal
lipolis Grotto Band provided the
music for the service. which had been
arranged by the Rev. David Ransom
Covell. pastor Of Trinity Church.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
FEB. z WILL Be
REDLE:TTERD DAY
IN ALEXANDRIA
Birthday Of George Washing.
ton to Be deliberately
Observed.

ALEXANDRIA. Va, Feb. 90
Next Wednesday, the birthday Of
George Washington, will be more
fittingly celebrated in Alexandria
than for many years past. The
Friendship Veteran Fire Association
escorted by the Alexandria Light
Infantry and headed by the Citizens
Band, OF this city. and a band from
Camp HUMPHREYS will parade
through the streets of the city in
the afternoon. The members will
the hand engine which was used by
George Washington. Thrrcy-rve
members will be I'm uniform.
In the morning delegations from
Alexandria Washington Lodge of
Masons and the George Washing
ton Birthday Association will go to
Mt. Vernon and place wreaths on
the grave Of the Father of His
Country.
In the evening Alexandria Lodge
Of Masons will give a banquet and
the members of Fitzgerald Council,
No. 459. Knights Of Columbus. will
hold an entertainment in honor of
Washington in the Lyceum Hall, on
Duke street. Among the speakers
will be r. Walton Moore, of Fairfax.
Evelyn Stuart Wood, seven-year-
old daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Mas
| sic Wood, died at the Alexandria
Hospital yesterday. Funeral arrange
ments have not been made.
When Things Go Wrong, WHAT"
was the subject of a sermon deliv.
ercd by the Rev. William j. Morton,
at Christ Episcopal Church yester-
day evening.
A melting for men was held at the
Westminster building yesterday
afternoon. A special feature was a
solo by Mckinley Cornell and songs
by quartet> from the Presbyterian
Sunday School.
A meeting OF Allison Women's
Christian Temperance Union will
be held at the home of Mrs. James
H. Mansfield, this evening.
The members OF Alexandra. Wash
ington Lodge Of Masons last evening
went to Washington and united with
the Masonic bodies OF that city in at
tending the memorial services at
Trinity Diocesan Church.
Court No. 81, Catholic Daughters
of America, win hold a meeting at
st. Mary's Hall this evening. A
class of candidates will receive the
degrees Of the order.
Miss Elizabeth Pidgeon, extension
instructor Of the University Of Vir.
ginia, will this evening deliver a lee.
ture at the rooms of the chamber
of commerce on citizenship and
Virginia Government"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
BY FAY KING.


In the funny pictures, whenever
= little boy with largo goggles. .
Windsor tic and good manners ap-
pears upon the scene, We think OF
him as Sissy"
In tho background We sec tough
looking little rascals who sneer at
his polite why's and ANONYMOUSLY
we condemn the little gentle
man."
Good manners do not mark the
Sissy" any moro than rough ways
mark the rowdy.
A guy In q dress suit and all the
pariOr tricks Of . ladies' man may
be . disgusting rowdy when he Ii
only trying to be . good fellow.
On the other hand, . sturdy reg.
ular he-boy can bo very mAnneriy
and not lose one whit Of his man.
illness.
That's the trouble with kids.
They get the wrong idea That
the minute feller tips his hat to
q Lady or takes his cap off In the
elevator or helps q little girl with
her school books, or takes his lit
tie sister out waiking-he's .
And . mother who h trying to
raise her son to be . perfect little
gentleman" thinks that any Of
the playful, ,mischiovous things
boys do are 'rowdyism
Whistler thsy are little boys or
big boys Its q happy blending. Of
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
AF00TT0
KILL JAP ARMS
ENVOY IN TOKYO
Schoolboy Arrested for Plan
ming Death q Prince
TokugaWa.
BY International News Service.

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. Feb. 20
According to a cable dispatch from
Tokyo to the Japanese American,
published here in the japanese
language. a plot to assassinate
Prince Iyesato Tokugawa. head Of
the Japanese delegation to the Wash
ington conference. was frustrated.
According to the dispatch. vigil
ance of officers prevented a school.
boy who was to have assassinated
Prince Tokugawa from getting near
him at the Tokyo station.
In some manner the police learned
Of the plot and later arrested the
boy, said to have been employed at
the homo Of q Tokyo University
professor.
The plotted assassination was 70
have taken place on Saturday, the
dispatch said. when Prince Toku-
gawa arrived from Yokohoma.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
A Guy in a Dress Suit May Really Be a
Rowdy, She Declares

Some Of tho worst rowdies in tho
world arc those Snug hOthouse
guys when they get . few drinks
or try to be mixers.
They are usually the fellows who
want to fight everybody or break
up the place to show they aren't
afraid. .
The guy with o heavy pair Of
shoulders, q good knowledge Of
what's what, don't have to start
anything q prove he can Hex any
body.
When q fellow gets wise to tho
ways of the world he learns that
courtesy helps a lot no matter
what line he takes up.
The boOtlicker gets along pref
ty fast, but no regular guy wants
TO be bOotiicker.
He doesn't have To be II he uses
his bean and common sense.
The trouble Is he's SO afraid
they might think he's crawling
after q Job that he loses out the
other way round.
The fellow that's good. clean and
healthy, Drained and smart.
doesn't need to be afraid 10 act
like the gentleman. 1t isn't going
10 make him less the man.
Many q guy with rough ways Is
really q gentleman Mt heart, and q
little polish which he can easily
get by observation will help him
along q lot.
The things you do, prompted by
kind thoughtfulness, tact and fair
consideration of the other fellow,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
Song Hits

Give Me My Nanny. From Bombo AIJolso~
Ny Nanny Knows (How to Cheer and Com
fort Mel. Tenor and Baritone Duet
Charles Hart e Elliott Shdv
Wabash Blues. Comedienne Dolly Kay
Got to Have My Daddy Blues. Comedienne
Dolly Kay
Dslia- Tenor Solo Frdnk Crxmit
In My Heart, On My Mind, All Day Long. -.
Tenor Solo Frank Crunu
When Shall We Meet Again. Tenor and Bari
tone Duet Charles Hart and Elliott ShdU
Just q Little Love Song .TenorS Solo HoodrdM arsh
While Miami Dreams. Tenor Solo Billy Jones
There's . Down in Dixie Feelin' (Hangin'
Round Me-. Baritone Solo Arthur Fields
Which Hazel. Comedian Al Herman
You're Out o. Luck. Comedian Al Herman
The West Texas Blues. Comedienne EdithW ilson
and Johnny Dann's Original Jazz Hounds
Don't Want Nobody Blues. Cometienne
Edith Wilson and Johnny punns Original
JaEz Hounds
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
Curiosity Kills a Cow.

PETTIGREW. Ark, Feb. 20.-Jim
Stepp's milk COW a few days ago
wandered into an old deserted house,
climbed the stairs to the second
story, where feed was stored. and,
after eating her fill Of feed, walked
over to the window, gave the situa.
ton a glance and stepped out. She
fell to the ground below and killed
herself
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
Movie Men to Cooperate.

LOS ANGELES, Feb. 20.-Ac-
cording to an announcement by the
American Society OF Cinematograph-
ers, II has executed contracts for
the creation Of a motion picture
community center here. The
camera men plan to furnish build
ing sites on n five-acre tract Of land
to associations cooperating with
them. In addition to community
buildings, there will be n communi.
ty theater.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
Gives Box Party for Relief.

Funds for the relief Of families Of
discharged Navy Yard veterans will
be raised Mt a box party to be given
by the Ladies' Auxiliary, Veterans
of Foreign Wars, at 3 o'clock next
Saturday night in Pythian Temple.
This will be preceded by business
meeting at o'clock.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
"Cascarets" lOC
For Headache,
Liver, Bowels

No gripping or inconvenience fol
lows a thorough liver and bowel
cleansing with Cascarets. Sick
headache, biliousness, gases. indiges
ton. Sour. upset stomach. and all such
distress gone by morning. incest
physic on earth for grown-ups
and children. loo box. Taste
like candy.-Advertise
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
ICREAM CLEARS A
STUFFED.UP HEAD.
instantly Opens Every Air
Passage-CIears Throat.

II your nostrils are closed and
your head is stuffed because of
nasty catarrh or a cold, apply a.
little pure. antiseptic cream into
your nostrils. 1t penetrates
through every air passage, sooth-
ing and healing swollen, inflamedl
membranes and you get instant
relief.
Try this. Get small bottle of
Ely's Cream Balm at any drug
store. Your clogged nostrils open
right up; your head is clear; no
more hawking or snuffling. Count
fifty. All the STIFFNESS, dryness,l
struggling for breath is gone. You
feel fine.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20

4O-inch Heavy Canton Crepe
4O-inch Satin Canton Crepe
'40inch Heavier Crepe de Chine
4O-inch Rich Satin Charmeuse
4O-inch Lingerie Jersey Crepe
4O-inch Morning Glory Radium
4O-inch Crepe Back Satin
4O-inch Genuine Baronette Satin
Third Floor-Lansburgh & Brother.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20

Hurry mother! Even a sick child
loves the 'fruity" taste of cali
fornia Fig Syrup" and 1t never fails
to open the bowels. A teaspoonful
today may prevent sick child tos
morrow. II constipated, bilious,
feverish. fretful, has cold, collie. or
II stomach Is sour, tongue coated,
breath bad, remember a good cleans
ing of the little bowels Is often all
that is necessary.
Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children of
all ages printed on bottle. Motherl
You must say California" or you
may get an initiation fig syrup
Advertisement.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-02-20
NAsONSHONOR
WASH|NGTON'S
/. MEMORY HERE
@. w. U. Law School Dean
Delivers Address at Trinity
: M. e. Church.

A service to pay tribute to the
memory of George Washington was
held last night at Trinity Methodist
Episcopal Church by Masons Of this
city and Alexandria. Prof. Merton
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
TO TAKE THE JUMP
OUT OF bASEBALLS

Chicago, Jan. The war has
been blamed tor almost everything,
but this is the first time it has been
neld responsible for the livery ball
in the major leagues last season. zg
That, however, was exactly what
Ben Johnson American League presi-
dent declared, in den wing reports that
magnates had ordered manufacturers
to make less active basebaIls in. 922.
The order wasn't needed. Prepare
tions already had been made to take
the zip OF the baseball, he nnounced.
During the war, Johnson asserted,
manufacturers were only able to Sc.
cure an inferior brand Of wool yarn
with which to wrap the horsehldes.
Last season, when superior Australian
yarn was available manufacturers
tailed to make allowance for the
greater resiliency. This is what put
the unusual number Of extra base
knocks in the batting records, accord
ing to johnson.
Also rubber centers were found to
be uneven, he declared, which added
considerably to the liyeliness Of the
ball.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
CHARTER COMMISSION
HOLDS MEETING TONIGHT
(Continued From Page ]

Continued From eDa&e II Sgl5Sssk3
may be found the man
ner Of electing a mayor from their
own body, and under the last named
headings we find under finance the
names Of the. assessor and treasurer;
under welfare, health, recreation and
rest room; under safety. police and
fire department; under service, water,
streets and light contracts.
The diagram if drawn out or print
ed as submitted by the committee,
would give the reader at first glance
q far better insight than may be de-
scribed in words. &
Those who are interested il the
preparation of new charter are
urged to present their IDEAS, if they
have any, before the commission, in
order that the charter may embody
all the good features desired by any
city government. 3E,5
The committee plans to fill in all
details as they are developed and de-
sire suggestions from all to add to;
the above outlined skeleton.
The commission also suggests the
conducting of q question box in the
columns Of The Pioneer and readers
who have any. questions they desire
to ask, may send them to The Pioneer
and they will be printed. On the next
night they will be answered by mem
beers OF the committee. NH ~: s. u
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
DEATH OF FANS BIXBY
M0URNED, AR AND WIDE.
fconttnusd from pare II

The ST. paul Pioneer Press. After it
wa. consolidated with the st. Paul
Disnateh She returned to Muskogee
where he has resided ever since, !,
Wh.n M aR,,hv entered n.ol;ticx
L. fa..a II + 4 ,,,,an;a,t - have : IA.
- 10y ~ : - ~, IL Il ,,s,! tat
b. paa WIZ !, , ~ ~ sn,{ sr,,ad III n,;h.
;;sh $500 ,,s n 49, = 81 II
Ia! 49, 49, N,.s, $50 = ns+ ati;ahsd
T . pha ..,S;nS ~ hac ~ tsc
laad;rn nawsns w q oI1s hnnsa ssI i;i
Il fact II fhs Sonthwest with mi.
newspaper and Ina ,st Paul Pioneer
press, he welded Al influence. ma
.tinnai n in, scnne and affect
,T.,,, p;.h,, ,,.,.. 81 ]. M. ~ 49,, !,
p..s;a; S ~ 80 s''s 49, {,
rasmans;hia ~ va n.;,s u, sS nen
usi . ~. sny.n yssG..s.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
On location
Got. Is Blaaa& So,aebody

Oot 20 S6lAMe So0o000y
Dear Twentieth Century: u have
noticed that as rule married men
insist On killing q couple Of chickens
on their wedding anniversary. Why i
that done? Curious. Fl
Certainly, we don't know. But il
does seem q shame that he has to take
his spite ont On the chickens FOR his
own mistakes. I, e IS. &,
The Feathered Variety ] 81 i
That Mighty "lf'' III
Present indications are that the
pipe OF peace may accomplish lot
Of good az Washing ton Il some 81 the
delegates don't insist on rollin' then
own. ~ One thing certain, the confer.
ence ii dexeloping q bunch ~ highly
trained conferees. $500 $500 y "a
Whateyer They Are
Gets All He Wants Fl;
It is the common opinion Of those
who have never inherited any that the
fellow who simply inherits his money
has no great amount Of credit coming
to him. But II he inherited enough,
he doesn't need the 1credit."
Amt til Fact -. 81 q (;
On Stated Occasions &,
1t is reported that an undertaken
feels very bad when q person passes
into the great beyond, especially if
doesn't get = chance 70 bury that per
son. h. IL: .ses Nj n s,f.
"A Quiet Business B. Il {.
No Doubt About 1t 4.
Now some !, student 81 commerce
says that the song, keep the Home
Fires Burning, "A vas written bya coal
dealer. The coal dealer adds that
some body IS always taking the Joy out
Of life. ny tssgsss So s.tsa st
And Leaving II Out & II
Under Csrtsin ceaditions
It is an old adage that every man
should love his neighbor, But if your
1leighbor is q woman, it's advisable
to do it when your wife isn't around.
Il. Whenever That Is .47
How % They Get That Way?
The fellow who marries q strong,
healthy girl Just to have T. wife who
will work hard, sometimes finds out
that they don't get strong and healthy
that way. -, %. l.s4 IA e
Can You Beat IT,,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
anticipate Cheap steel. !.

The cheapest steel In the world, II
Il believed. will be produced in India
now that ..The United Steel Corpora
don 81 india, Ltd" has been formed
With capital Of twenty crores Of
rupees (s10O, 0oO, 0oO) BY Messrs. Bird
q Company. of Calcutta, and Messrs.
Cammell. Laird ,& Company. This
event, It ID said. IS OF great importance
to the future OF the iron and steel
industry IN the East, 1t being pro-
posed to establish works on large
scale near the deposits Of iron, coal.
ana limestone In India. Plans Of the
new works are well advanced. The
plant IS designed to produce 100000
20 10000 tons Of pig iron, and the
steel works and rolling mills nre cap
able of producing 100000 tons Of
finished steel per anEun.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
CITY OF ARDS
Place Of Weird Wonders Is Lo-
Gated in Lower Burma.
According 70 Natives, The People There.
Pesssss charaeteristies Of Both
y f.5 Man and Demon. II

v,,,.. Is. \. 49,, * 81 ,,,rnr,
There = town Y lover burm 1a.
Wlc - sulsaS tls noss au
sun g Due " ,tle siuap:
eW nuloptsans nuse sseI psne.la ~
sa " =. w /. a.u..i.s M..y ., J, ~ 49,
t '1s ue,clAle = = .nnau'.tu 1919
anu neer manct'1s VINO H'elu ans
Dos 2 y. :,
s. ls!.0tA Wno 49, wa sown = I,
hi naunsIot arc sai9 = - uooincu'
4 naalve Mno W So re-, anele Iouna $, :
!, te ZEE ' 'aV =. si's uloous se
place. His bearers would not SO near
tn. place. declaring mat me matsnss
Wnich Almost encirc!e y are tne aOooe
OF beings. nenner human nor super
na!ural. Dut possessing tne cllaiae.et-
istics o. Dotn man anu 2 demon.
The WOODS are ennrely 5oevolus 81
biRu hfe, put sextfaoruinary anu gro
tesque noises arg heard coming 1Ion
deeper parts OF the Ioiest. Inc nign llt
2 made Mucous Win rue sounu g
gongs ana tne WHO cnan.lng q WIZARDS
insoking tne spliits u tne o V % fe-
appear VI n. II. ..s.E..
strange are tne stor1es q miracles
told apout TINS toWn. = ttlaaer saw ".
. FOWL taken }out q q. = Dag' its heau
cut on ana tnen p ~ On agaln, aIter
which the Diro, Wnen placeu U .n's
ground, walked 1. away. &
AllosneI tIaVeier u pullna nas
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
Bank No. 1886: t7z {. &
Statement of the condition of
soLWAY eTATH RANK

at close Of business on Dec. 81. 1921.
RESOURCES
Loans and Discounts $685. 5s. g
Overdrafts ,.s.r.. =. y. 65.47
i. S. Bonds and other :. s.
Ba aIsi1a House, furniture and ivy.V0
Other Real Estate I. ~. Q. &c. ,l2l.32
Due from other siss.& ss
& Banks s. i. !; ! $. iso ~,
= Cur. 81 $4,000 isS
Other III. s7o.ss
Total Cash Assets IS. 466. 81 b S,466,52
Total. d 4, 4. &. 4. q. 1900
LIABILITIES
Capital eagl;a ss s.saa 50 s ,s 1890. &c
Undivided profits, net is
Notes RediscOunted and Bills -.
@ payable Gincluding certi6-
y Gates for money borrowed \ I,616.234
Deposits subject to sss
check 81 ,e7s:se
Cashiers checks 1885 y
Total Immediate -
Savings deposits &. .3.591:13
Time certificates 81. 1881
III otal deposits 80. .I.7 So,SSo'Ss So,ooo."'l
Total. a. 81. s.s. $8S. 1880
Amount Of Reserve on hand .s..s 8. 1862
Amount Of Reserve required Tired % Y Z
8 law Il. 5,us 20
State of Minnesota, a fs.lSSss s555ss5sss] M
County of Reltrami, IS. 49,.
We. F. w Manthey. President. and
Frank S. Smith, Cashier, Of the above
named Bank do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best Of
our knowledge and belief . s5
IE&-5ii s, r. w. AfANTHEY, Pres
FRANK s. SMITH, Cashier.
Correct, attest: !, -,
II. *. ROBINSON
Snbscr ibed and sworn to before me
this 5th day of January, 19 u.
$ :. u 81 40 II. X. ROBINSON
> Notary Public,
35i ~ Beltrami County. MINI.
1 H-s''7s u "a td1-1S
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
STATE PARTIES LINING
UP FOR NEXT ELECTION
-fContfnued from Pare II

-
dock Of fog that charaeterizes repuo.
|lican activities. The state democratic
committee will meet here on January
|24sto arrange for their first state con-
.venrti0il under the new law. Chairman
Howard Everett will preside There
are 200 men and women members
& the committee The ii1timatlon
from the democrats is that they Will
Fentleayor TO make such nominations
for governor, United Stat senator
and the various state offices that VII VIII
draw the support Of "all progressives'
andsail proRressiyes. is taken to mean
the sbulk Of the vote which two years
aro found its way into the ballot box
under the banner of nonpartlsanlsm.
The theory. IL, for those who thus
theorize, that the nonpartisans VIII
not expect to make showing this
year under q ticket of their own
branding. OF course the democrat
ranks are filed with citizens and citi-
zenesses who would not touch nom
partison support with q 10-foot pole
but the sagacious leaders Of the
party see that the only faint chance
Tor SUCCESS lies in amalgamating
every interest which opposes repub-
1ican administration. No serious men-
ton has been made 81 the name Of
Judge G. w: Stanton as this years
candidate, because the men who do
things for the party know that there
ISM a chance in the world to get
the Judge to mix in at this time. Larry
Hodgson, mayor of st. Paul, James
A. Carley, Plainview, G. M. Andrist
and Julius Thorson Of Benson are
some Of the: men mentioned as like.
" to receive the democratic state
convention indorslnent for governor.
There is quite little talk Of Mrs.
Peter Oleson of Cloquet as demo.
cratic candidate for United States
senator. IS Hi
Paul Dehnel, who once printed u
newspapersin Ben,idji and Who dur
ing the war period, was interned BY
the government as result of his
activity with James A Peterson in
printing publication in st. Paul with
the kaiser as a probable subscriber
(leastwise government agents said he
should be) is said to be behind the
move: to nominate Ernest Lundeen
for congress from a Minneapolis dis
trict. Lundeen got in BAD with his
constituents during the war, while
serving as congressman. ],
Talk OF Oscar Hallam as repub-
lican candidate for the nomination of
United States senator against Frank
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
TWO DAKOTA COLLEGE MEN
ON GRlDlR ON HONOR ROLL

Fargo, N. D., Jan. 18.TWo North
Dakota college men are on the grid
iron honor roll for 1872 4 in, the Outing.
They are Edgar !" Dutch" Houser,
Napoleon, N. d., tackle on North Da-
Ekotasuniversity team, and John Thon-
IS Eof j Jamestown, now Chicago uni
|vefsity player, formerly Of jamestown
college, among the fullbacks named.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
ADDITIONAL Want ADS

FOR RENT-Two rooms for house
keeping on ground floor, furnished
or unfurnished. 7l0 America ave.
3t1-20
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-18
!. Dame Z, E !, r I 3, Deer.se,,,,

And now fashion says rolled stock
iIiga ,afe To have a cuff Of fur below
the knees. This leads as TO believe
that. the next thing will be seal coats
Without sleeves. At which time, the
girls can keep their arms warm by
wearing pair Of, ear NUTS.
20 Vanity, Thy Name u Woman
s A Stray sBsllst 4.
A woman recently shot her husband
in Chicago. Surgeons are said to be
tracing the bullet, but Chicago is a
big place. "
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-03-14

session. In one case the attorney
said:
your honor, the case here is the
alleged sale Of two glasses of
whisky"
you mean the pretended sale of
two glasses CT alleged whisky" inter-
posed the Judge. Zone year and $1,000
for the alleged matter"
Two alleged tax dodgers were
brought before the Judge and after a
few questions the Judge announced:
"I'll fine you one cent" - to one
defendant because you seem to
want to pay your taxes, but lack the
means" To tn eother Sc said: 81 fine
you $4,000 because you seem to have
the means, but lack the desire to pay
The Judge walked across the street
to the little lunch counter where he
has eaten the midday meal for II
years.
Swiss on rye and milk the COW for
the government" shouted the waitress
as he entered, and moment later
the Judge was sitting on high stool
eating his usual noon repast-a Swiss
cheese sandwich on rye bread and a
glass Of milk.