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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1922-04-05
Cor-rsron6-,,-tc Especial.

MONTERREY y. L. abril =
Aver on Il salon de Ia CAma-a de
Diputados Sc inicia-on los primeros
escandaios poifticos con motive de II
actual canpal2 electoral para Ia reno
vaci6n del Poder Legislative Federal.
coincide ndo estos con "a presencia en-
Monterrey de los diputados "confede-
radios que en- ntimero de cuat7o vi
rieron de IL Capita, de Ia Republ!ca
para r-abajar su reelection, siendo
tam6isn de ignificaci6n 81 heEho de
CUE Sc encuentre tambien en- Ia ciudad
81 general Antonio !. Viliarreal. que
vino p7oposa- su candidatura para
SenaGor que le of-eci6 el Partido
CONSTITUTIONAL Nueyo-leonss.
Fl nscdndalo en- el local de II De-
E:slacrI-a Sc inici6 al principiar Ia Sc
sion cue p-esidfa el diputado Jeroni-
mo Gorena. cuhado del Gcbernador
Juan u. Garcia. al da-se iectura un
escrito de los ex-dipuiados Luis Tie
rina Alma guer Felix Gonzalez Sa
2inas. que fueron dzsafo-ados hace po
co po- su rneaor edad en- q pedtan VOL
yer q ssno del Congreso a!egando que
So haota coCletido con ellos una ma
n!obra politica co1traria a a ley.
En- este momsnto entraban Ia ca
mara los d!putados DR., Ramiro Ia
mez. Lie Emilio Rojas. Leocadio NJ.
Gonzalez y Heleodoro Lozano, acom-
pahados por e. ex-diputado Gonzalez
Salinas. que tam5ien tomo asieato en-
los eScalos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1922-04-05
LAS CAUSAS
DE LA TRAGEDiA

Varias versiones hay respecto a ;as
causas que provocaron esta san
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1922-04-05
Juan M. Garcia pidio al Congreso que lg per:
maneci6 adicto, una Iicencia indefinida
pare separcrse de sa cargo, habiea-
dole sido concedida desds lueso
EL Lie. MARTINEZ, ,GOBERNADOR INFERNO

Los successes de Monterrey tuUeoa por orgen Ut c9nfic-
to de cardcter pamente local Le separation De Garcia
dol o5 60 cree oue solHconar aefinfipaene Ia cueson
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1922-04-05
Tn jouen estd en- e
hospital, con una
herida de bala

investigaciones del case y ell princi-
p!o de Ia labor judicial Ell Il asunto.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1922-04-05
ARROJaN Al EX DiPU-
TsCO SALINAS.

Cua7Go Sc advi-ti6 Ia presencia de
Gonzalez S;.linas ell diputado Maria
tpasa a n PaS. 81
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TO ADVERTISERS

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a larger circulation than any
other Mexican newspaper IN the
United States. -
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LIBROS EN- ESPANOL

Compre usted sus libros en- espa-
mol, a Ia Casa Editorial Lozano,
118 n. Santa Rosa Ave-. San An
tonic, Texas. Els la mas barata.-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
LIBERTYYILLE

(Received too late for last week.
j. u. Wallace has been on the sick
list the past week.
Chas. Moore returned to his home at
Mine La Motto last Saturday after
working the past two weeks here in
the hay for H. B. Presnell.
Misses Iva and Lulu Haney, of Flat
river, spent the past week here with
relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cy. Alexander, of
Flat River, spent last Saturday here
with Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Burns.
Mrs. Frank Mcfarland and chill
dren, OF st. Louis, are spending the
week here with the formers uncle.
E. o: Presnell, and family.
j. p. Burns, who has employment in
Flat River, spent Saturday night and
Sunday with his family here.
The road toward Wesley Chapel.
north of Libertyville, has been graded
and is now in good shape.
John Lewis and son, Pete, spent
last Sunday afternoon with his broth
er, Pete Lewis, and family at Farm
ington.
Elder r. L. Allen spent last Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. C. B. Keith.
Mr. and Mrs. G. N. Kinkead and
baby visited the latter's mother, Mrs.
Ashburn, near Pennington, last Mon
day.
Mrs. Bess, who has been spending
the summer with her daughter, Mrs.
Alonzo Moran, left last Sunday for
Illinois, where she will visit her son
and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Presnell, of Es-
ther, visited the latter's parents. Mr..
and Mrs. E. o. Presnell, here Sunday.
II. b. Presnell was Mine La Motto
visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. A. H. King and Mrs. Wallace
visited Mrs. Andrew Gordon on Route
8 Wednesday.
Mrs. A. Fl. VanSickel received a let
ter Saturday announcing the death of
her brother, Billy Horn, whose death
occurred July 10th at Mcmillan, okla
homa. He was about GO years Of age.
Mr.. Horn had many friends here. who
Will be sorry to hear of his death.
Those who visited at the home of
Il. B. Presnell and Mrs. Wallace last
Saturday evening were: Mr.. and Mrs.
". G. Wallace and "Aunt" Sarah
Acutf of Knob Lick, Mr.. and Mrs. M.
L: Grady of Desloge, Willard and Viz
glnia Hood of st. Francois, Mr.. and
Mrs. E. F. Pratt, Mrs. John Inman
and Byron Wallace of st. Louis.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
Riddle Sunday.

Riddle Sunday.
Earl Douglass was a Festus visitor
Sunday. :.
John Burns visited his mother, Mrs.
Rene Burns, Sunday.
Miss Nelia Decker visited her cou-
sin, Mrs. Monroe Nash, Sunday.
Mis- Olga Heaton visited her sister,
Mrs. H. G.. Rhodes, Sunday evening.
There will be League here Sunday
night. Miss Elsie Heaton will be the
leader, League services at 500 D. m.
Bart Eaton, for many years a resi-
dent of Flat River, and for the past
fifteen years an employee of the Fed
eral Lead Co., passed through Farm
ington Tuesday with his family and
household effects enroute for Ste. Cen
eyieve, where Bart has accepted po-
sition with the Peerless Lime Co. He
dropped into The Times office in pass
ing and subscribed for this paper.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
TIINNEI.

Rudolph Belleville of Oakvale was 9
DeSoto visitor Wednesday.
Misses Mae and Pearl Carter were
the guests of Mrs. Eaph Harris OF
Prospect Wednesday.
Frank Porter made trip to Bonnie
Terre Thursday.
Manuel Moses, of Flat River, visited
at the home of Tom Head, of Wales
Mines, Sunday.
Pete Parker, of Hazel Run, was the
guest of the Douglas boys of Silver
Springs Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Hearst and chill
dren and Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Po-
little ard daughter of Vineland, visit
ed at the home of H. G. Carter Sum
day.
Welton Rozier of st. Louis, is spend
ing several days in Wales Mines with
friends this week.
Miss Clara Sparks of Silver Springs
was Tunnel visitor Friday evening.
Eaph Harris of PROJECT was De-
Soto visitor Monday.
Misses Mae Carter and Hazel Kent
visited at the home of Mrs. F. Burns
Monday.
Miss Margaret Guetler of Prospect
made a trip to DeSoto Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Carter and ]. w.
Ellis attended the funeral of Robert
Brown of Blackwell Thursday.
Miss Carrie Shannon was the guest
of Miss Minnie Meyer of near Prim-
rose Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Leona Head was the guest of
Rose Whitesell of Wales Mines Sum
day afternoon.
Carl Richardson, of Hazel Run, Wis
tied at the home of Frank Douglas of
Silver Springs Sunday.
Mrs. ]. W. Ellis and children of Sill
yer Springs visited Mrs. Frank Por-
ter Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eaph Harris of Pros
pect and James Harris of DeSoto, Wis
tied at the home of H. C. Carter Mon
day evening.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
VALE MINES

Mr.. and Mrs. Lon Moore visited her
sister, Mrs. Miles Reed, of Plattin
Saturday and Sunday.
John Wright, of Bonnie Terre
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Heaton and
daughter visited their daughter, Mrs.
H. c. Rhodes, Sunday.
Clarence Sykes visited at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Larkin Sunday.
Miss Thelma Horn visited her sister,
Mrs. Henry Turley, Sunday.
Miss Olga and Abbie Heaton visited
their uncle. j. R. Heaton. Saturday
and Sunday.
Carl Richardson, of Hazel Run, WIS.,
tied at the home of DR.. Shannon Sun
day.
Monroe Nash was DeSoto visitor
Saturday.
Perry Roughly visited at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. W. E. Heaton Sun
day.
Mr., and Mrs. Alb Rowe and children
visited his sister, Mrs. Chris Yeah, of
Herculaneum Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. H. G. Rhodes and children Wis
tied her parents, MIR. and Mrs. w. E.
Heaton, Tuesday and Wednesday.
Elmer Moon visited at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Richardson Sunday.
Manuel Moses, of Flat River, visited
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Thos.
Head Sunday.
Arthur Sykes visited Miss Cora
Buscher Sunday.
Mrs. Emily Grandjean and son, Ell
lis, was French Village visitor Sun
day.
A number of people from here at
tended church at Roughly Saturday
night. q4 II
Misses Forrest and Aubrey Heaton
of Flucom visited their uncle, Mr.. w.
E. Heaton, Sunday and Monday.
Otto Micheal visited at the home of
Chris STATED Sunday.
Miss Blanche visited her sister. Mrs.
H. sC.s Rhodes, Saturday and Sunday.
as.ssM Miss. Lizzie Donwoody visited at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. Monroe Nash
Sunday.
Jas. Douglas visited at the home Of
VIM. Watts Sunday.
Geo. Whitsell visited at the home of
Mrs. Effie Turley Sunday,
Mr.. and Mrs. Bud Riddle visited at
the home Of his mother, Mrs. Mary
+ # Il - "a \ { y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
3 COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE: !:

Louis to obtain employment.
Misses Mary Matkin and Edith
Burns returned home the latter part
of last week after spending two weeks
in Detroit visiting relatives and
friends.
j. Paul Moran, of Bonnie Terre, was d
Fiat River caller Monday.
| Miss Gladys Barham, of Blythe
vile, Ark, and Miss Maghenry
Counts, of Pennington, are here this
week the guests of their aunt, Mrs.
Barry Phillips.
o. p. McCarver, Of near Knob Lick,
was Flat River visitor Monday.
Miss Anna Jane Moran, of Liber-
tyville, returned home Monday after
spending week here with her cousin,
Miss Ruby Haney.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Pipkin and family
motored to Fredericktown Sunday,
where they spent the day with rela-
tives.
Paul Deguire, Of Fredericktown, has
purchased the Parker jewelry store
and located here.
Mr.. and Mrs. l. W. Miller and
daughter, Helen, Of Desloge, were
guests Of friends here Sunday.
Misses Pattis Matkin, Iva Haney
and Elsie Schlick were Bonnie Terre
visitors Sunday afternoon.
DR.. 7. L. Haney and T. P. Mathews
and son, Thomas, motored to st. Louis
the first Of the week on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barry Phillips, of Flat
River, attended the ice cream supper
at Libertyville Saturday evening.
M. F. Adams returned to his home
in Flat River the first of the week af-
ter visit in Texas with relatives and
friends.
Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Hedge
Goth. on Monday, July "a, boy.
Misses Vida and Sybil Tucker were
Pennington visitors Sunday.
Marvin O'Sullivan, of Bonnie Terre,
was in Flat River Sunday.
Miss Beatrice Boas Of st. Louis,
spent the weekend here with her par
ents.
e. Burns, of Libertyville, was a
Flat River visitor the first of the
week.
Miss Blanche Beard spent the week
end in Bismarck with home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Lewis and Mrs.
John Lewis were Pennington visitors
Sunday.
Misses Clara Boyer and Violet Rod
gers were Desloge visitors Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Ribak were guests
of friends in Pennington Sunday af-
ternoon.
Miss Orene Hise spent the weekend
in Desloge with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. r. Hise.
Bryan Bradley and Shelton Bryan,
of Desloge, were Flat River visitors
Friday.
Miss Emma Patburg returned to
Flat River the first of the week after
a visit with relatives in Leadwood.
Mr., and Mrs. T. A. Brewer visited
the formers mother, Mrs. Watts, at
Mine La Motto, Sunday.
Miss Mamie Christopher entertain
ed at her home Wednesday evening in
honor of the Misses Pelot, of Desloge.
About thirty guests were present. In
teresting games were enjoyed and re-
freshments served. All declared Miss
Christopher to be a delightful host
ess.
The Democratic Woman's Club will
have their last meeting before the
election at the Roseland theatre Fri
day evening. Some splendid.work has
been done by the club and they will
all be at work Tuesday.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
FLAT RIVER

Il LAk hNfEkn
Misses Iva Haney and Elsie Schlick
returned home Sunday from Liberty
vile after spending a week there the
guests Of the formers aunt, Mrs. L.
Moran.
Miss Ruth Kahn, of Desloge, was a
Flat River shopper Wednesday. u A "
Pat Murphy and Jap Falk, Of Bonnie
Terre, were in Flat River Tuesday.
Eddie Boyancheck, of st. Louis,
came here Monday to spend a month
with his father, A. Boyancheck.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. Moran, Of Bonnie
Terre, visited friends here Sunday.
Bill Monk was a Fredericktown Wis.,
itor Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. w. Schlick were
guests of friendsi n Harrington Sun
day.
DR.. and Mrs. Edw. Griffin and
daughter, Mary Francis. were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Tetley, of Farm
ington, Sunday.
Mrs. Addie Shaw spent Thursday
with relatives at Womack.
The Bible class of the Presbyterian
church. which meets every Monday
and Friday afternoon. went on an out
ing to Pleasant Valley Friday. They
were chaperoned by Mesdames T. j.
Stewart, r. McMinn, T. L. Haney, B.
Phillips and Miss Hester White. There
were about forty youngsters in the
party.
T. A. Mathews was among the Flat
River people attending the Ice Cream
supper at Libertyviile Saturday eve
ming.
J. P. McCarver, of Charleston, spent
the first Of the week here visiting rel
atives.
Paul Deguire purchased a Jeffries
touring car last week.
A large number of Miss Leota VAN
Currents friends met at her home Mon
day evening and gave her surprise
party. The evening was spent in
dancing, after which refreshments
were served All report a pleasant
time.
Miss Thelma McCarver. of Charles
ton, who has been spending the past
two weeks in st. Louis. is here, the
guest of her cousin. Miss Iva Haney.
Milton Tucker, of st. Louis, spent
the weekend here with his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Tucker. -
Roy Coffman was Pennington
visitor last Friday evening.
l.. G. Lanlant. of Bonnie Terre.
transacted business here the first of
the week.
Marvin Grady, Marvin johnson and
Rolla Williams were Pennington Wis
itors Monday.
Mrs. L. E. Pierson and little son
will return home the latter part of the
week from a two-weeks visit in De-
troit with relatives and friends.
Jack Stacy returned to his work
here after spending a week with his
parents near Knob Lick.
Misses Cathleen and Beatrice Hig-
gins were Desloge visitors Sunday.
L. c. Vale, of Pennington, was
business visitor in Flat River Friday.
Everett Pulliam was Frederick
town visitor Monday.
Miss Mariana Cecil has accepted
position as stenographer for the
County Health Department.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. c. Hough and Mr..
and Mrs. Ode Whitener, of Frederick
town. were guests offriends here last |
Tuesday.
Miss Ora Waugh, who is attending
Columbia University, is spending a
three-weeks vacation in the Lead Belt. |
Miss Kincaid, of Pennington. was a .
Flat River visitor Monday. She is
nurse for DR.. Smith, who has an Of !
flee here. D
DR.. and Mrs. G. B. Williams and
Mr.. and Mrs. X. Dobbins spent Satur-
day and Sunday at Lake Killarney.
Rudolph Ponder, of Bertrand, spent
several DAYS here thisw eek visiting
friends. He is on his way to st.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28

Clarence Sykes of near Wales Mines
was DeSoto visitor Monday.
- W. A. Carter made trip to Bonnie
Terre Tuesday.
Miss Edith Locke of st. Louis, who
has been spending few weeks in Sill
yer Springs with her mother, Mrs. A.
J. Locke, returned to her work in st.
Louis one day last week.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-28
LEADWOOD

J. S. Ritter and family, of Elvins,
visited relatives here last Wednesday.
R. G. Pigg. of Bonnie Terre, was
here the middle Of last week on bus
mess.
j. E. Brewer, candidate for Collector
on the Democratic ticket. was here
The Chilkat post., 1922-10-13
Name 1:
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 Capt Walter von Gl'emr Capt. Les ter Barnhill Capt Frank W.Hal sey Capt.R e Wright Pvt. Philip Cronin Pvt. .l/c Frank Rogers Cpl. Ansel1 Mccall Pvt Geo Rudy Pvt, David 9agley Sgt.Earl Carr oil Cpl Gilbert Russell Sgt. Jos. L.Hogwood Pvt.Willie Hargrav es Pvt.l/c L.Conrad Pvt.Hoyt Day Pvt- Stewart Smythe Pvt.Robt. Skinner Pvt- We sley Estes Pvt+Robt. .Weddle Pvt. ,Skrivseth Pvt .Robt Myers Pvt. H IL Buchanan Pvt .Cleo Beggs Pvt 7 Cha s .Hager Cpl.-Geo4W.Cole Cpl. Mark F Blake Pvt. /c R,Davidson Pvt. Win, Ambrose Sgt Wm. Shepherd Pvt. Raymond 1sham Sgt.G HI .Br own Pvt George Hansen Pvt. Jas .Harr ion Pvt, Rex .W.Car son Pvt Mick Schorr Pvt, Dan'l Sugrue Pvt Jas J Chapman Pvt John G Mclean Pvt. Lawr. Snyder Cpl. Ernest Mander 8 on Pvt.l/c !o.Keck1ey Pvt Al Chamberla Pvtr Ford Butler Pvt. Will ie Dunnam lst Sgt.Robt, Martin Pvt~Fred W.Prinz pA p~~ DAro5 ~~M ~nE
The Chilkat post., 1922-10-13
Date of Qua1s.

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The Chilkat post., 1922-10-13
AggraS Score:

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The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
DlvULGED SECRET OF PAPA'S
Small Daughter Of Story Writer Quite
Unwilling to Make Exhibition Of
Family Skeleton.

A little girl, whose father In widely
known us u writer OF humorous storiea.
wns recently approached by u visitor.
who said:
ut must be nice to have papa who
knows sO many fine stOrles."
The little girl Musl,ed and hung her
head.
AREN'T you proud Of your pnpn1'
the visitor nskcd.
"Ycs." the little girl answered, but
l think ought to tell you sonnet hing"
"What is ~"
'rhe stories by my papa aren't
stories ut all."
mot HtOricH1'
NO"
And In n deep. hoarxe whisper, the
child confessed:
"llc makes them all up out of hlo
own head."
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
Ed. H0WE'S FAV0RlTE STORY
Pride In Ensctual Way hs
sQuslehsd Bore.

Il. W. Howe OF Kansas has been
something Of IL traveller He made II
number Of trips abroad and went
twice around the world. 1t was on
his first trip abroad that he encoun-
tered one Of the sea hounds whose
chief boast In concerned In the num-
ber Of times they have crossed the At.
lantic. Mr.. Howe tells the Incident as
his favorite story.
us this your first trip the sen
hound asked MIR. Howe on the occa.
sion Of their first meeting. Mr.. Howe
admitted that 1t wns. "Well." said
the sea hound. 1--WE crossed the Attain
tic 40 times" On the second day the
sea hound again put the question to
Mr. Howe and again vouchsafed the
same observation. He repeated II ut
frequent intervals during the trip.
II was on the sixth day. after the
sea hound had again spoken Of the
number Of his crossings that Mr..
Howe said to him: by the way. have
you ever been to Omaha?" The nea
hound said he never had. SWELL" re.
torteti Mr.. Howe, II 60 there every
week."-PhIladelphia Public Ledger.
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
SHOULD BE FINISH TO THIS
Probably Some Readers Would Like 20
Know Just What the Lieutenant
Colonel Said.

Private Washington Lee Johnson had
Just come up with the requirements
and, not never having had NJ luck
a-tall. went on sentry duty the first
night in the new camp. In the wee,
slna' hours along blew the lieutenant
colonel who had reputation for be.
ing one hard-boiled guy.
Halt! Who goes dar1" beloved Pri.
vate johnson.
'O6icer Of the post"
There was long and painful silence
while the sentry racked his brain
for the proper thing to say. Then the
OfYlcer snarled:
swell. why don't you say some.
thinE1 Are you going TO leave me
standing here like this all nighti'
''Nossuh." answered Private John.
son in relief a. . fash Of Inspiration
came. "No. indeetly. sub. Al ease !"
Legion Weekly.
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
FOR cHlLD's BOWELS

Even sick child loves the "fruity"
taste OF california Fig Syrup" II the
little tongue Is coated, or II your child
Is listless, cross. feverish. full OF cold,
or has collie, a teaspoOnfui will never
full to open the bowels. In few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly 1t works all the constipa.
tiOn poison, sour bile and waste from
the tender. little bowels and gives you
well, playful child again.
Millions of mothers keep california
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea.
spoonful today saves a sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine
california Fig Syrup" which has di.
rections for babies and children Of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say california" or you may get
an Imitation hg syrup.-Advertisemen
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
Social Distinctions.

Samuel Untermeyer. the noted New
York lawyer, at u dinner ut the Ritz
Carlton said:
Social distinctions are all right,
no doubt, hut they make me think Of
q certain war prOfiteer.
~This chap gave a party In his
new Fifth avenue house and. Of course.
there was an orchestra to play for
the singers and dancers.
"At the evenings end. when sup.
per was served. the butler appeared
before the orchestra and said:
"'The hrst and second vlOlins eats
the instruments IN the servants
'sll.'"
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
Couldn't Centre, snss,s.

Margaret. age three and one. e.half
years and \ confirmed early riser. had
repeatedly been warned to keep very
quiet when getting up In the m"rning,
In order not to disturb her older sister,
VIII" WIS convalescinx from recent
tOnsil operation. About the third morn
Ing, under the new regime Of quiet
ness. ~. she was ttp-tceinG acro~s the
bedroom to her mother. who WAN walt
ing In the hall. xhe xuccumlcd to .
violent ind uncomfortable rpell Of
sneexing. An sum ~ the paroxys,n
was over. she raised trcubled blue
eyes 10 her mothers face and Wills
persd. .OrrOwfuliy: "Muxxar. ! WAS
still. hut just couldn't make my
sneexer bc xtill."
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
Assskiah 70 oseres v.

One cf the most engaging beliefs Of
che British Israelitex now In session
10 that our royai family In directly
descended from the kings Of Israel.
The marriage of II daughter Of liexe.
kiah TO king Of Ireland is alleged by
some ~ basis for the Iedegree. and
there are said To he proofs lying In
scme London archives. The publica-
tiOn OF this evidence would surely be
the literary sensation Of the year
Montreal Family Herald.
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
6unhurneA AtoAl.

A Murine outfit WAS undergoing In
spectiOn In u tropical region. The In
spectinx officer WINS rd.bOiled."
Seixing Private Murphy's rifle like =
lion going after u round cf raw beef,
he beloved:
"What's this. VuHt7
"Oh. no." xmisI Murphy. THAT'S sMn-
burn. From the Bulletin. orgnn Vt
the ID. q. Branch Of the Second Di.
vision Association.
The Arvada enterprise., 1922-02-23
The Silver Ljnjno.

Joseph Letter was talking to q
Wellington reporter about the wicked
theft OF <5O,OOO worth Of fine wines
and liquors from his country house.
"Oh. WE'LL" said the young million
aire pluckily. this theft will relieve
me OF lot Of bOres, anyhow.
prohibition hadn't been In force
a week when the worst bore In Amer
leu buttonhOled me one morning and
said:
"'Joe, hear you've got a mag.
nificent stock stored away In your eel.
lar. Is 1t true?'
"'Oh,' l said, I've got a little put
by In case Of Illness
"'Good, very good said the bore.
I'll call every Saturday evening till
further notice to be III"