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The Princeton union., 1922-08-17
$4,000 SAVED
TO CREAMERIES
First 100 Cars of Butter Shipped by
State Association Prove Value
of Cooperation.
FREIGHT SAVING FACTOR
Manager at Chicago This Week on
Hearing for Additional Rate
Reductions.
Farm Bureau News Service.)

On the first 100 cars Of butter mar
:keted by the New York office Of the
Minnesota Cooperative Creameries
Association, Inc, net savings were
$4,000, according to A. J. Mcclure,
general manager. This is at the rate
of $3.50 car.
The savings grew out Of the asso-
ciation's plan to ship Minnesota's CO.
operatively made butter in carload
lots. instead of part-car consignments.
The latter plan was the rule before
the association entered the field.
Since June %, the New York office
has been receiving practically all the
butter made by member creameries.
A large per cent Of the first 100 cars
has been handled during the last two
weeks.
"This $4,000 saving" says Mr.. Nc
Guirc, "is but an indication of what
the association will do, as it extends
it's activities. 1t, moreover, is dollar
and cents proof of the worth of CO.
operation in marketing products. At
present our freight savings are 100
per cent more than the entire cost of
running the association"
Mr.. Mcclure is In Chicago this
week, attending a final hearing which
he expects will result in still further
freight savings. He has been work
ing for some time to obtain additional
rate reduction on concentrated ship
ments.
The Princeton union., 1922-08-17
Every Potato Means
Additional Profit

When the price per bushel you receive for
your potatoes is low, good profits Still be made by
saving and labor and by getting every potato in the
field 1t costs you to harvest completely and
you get the dollars for your increased CROP you
The Princeton union., 1922-08-17
Flowing Under Clover.

G. o. R., Freeborn Co., writes:
II have second growth medium red
clover that I intend to plow under this
fall. At what age of development
should this clover be when plowed un-
der to obtain best results. What
value has clover plowed under COM
pared to manure?"
There seems to be no regular time
The Princeton union., 1922-08-17
Mixed Trade.

A little fellow entered general
store in the suburbs and said: "Please
my mother says will you give her a
needle for this egg."
The storekeeper smiled. "Why,''
he said, "you can get whole packet
of needles for that nice fresh egg"
"No, sir" said the boy, "my mother
don't want whole packet. She says
please give me the change in cheese
Boston Transcript.
The Princeton union., 1922-08-17

Mrs. Oscar Haglund Of Opstead at
tended the Lutheran Ladies' Aid at
Frank Johnson's Friday afternoon.
Mrs. Gumsdale and her sister Of
Isle are visiting with their parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Boe.
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
Boomer, North Carolina, January, 1922.

willing to pour out any of his
supply, but he was perfectly
willing for the other fellows to
pour out theirs.
And then every fellow I'M
buckled his belt and swelled out
his belly in order to show how
big it was and to prove that he
was entitled to a little more
booze than anybody else.
Thus it went on from day to
day, and they couldn't agree on
any method of ''tapering off. -
Nobody suggested that they
pour it ALL out and quit short
off and be done with it.
I wonder if the Disagreement
Conference at Washington has
got sense enough to take a hint
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
Number II.

backed up by actions to coz
respond. But in the very same
breath the senate turned righs
around and said:
"Here, ,Huckleberry, you may
continue to hold your bought
seat in this millionaire club We
don't quite approve Of the way
you got it, but you are a good
Republican and you may keep
it. And you had better be thank.'
full that you are a good Repubh-
can, too, because if you had been
a Democrat OF a Socialist we
would have kicked you out be-
fore the water could get hot"
And they would.
It is all political game, and
the very brazenness of it is
enough to make the devil blush
with shame.
Jf q Socialist should be honest~
" elected to the Benited States
Senate by an overwhelming
majority, he would never be al
lowed to take his seat.
But one of their own politicas
gang can be just as sinking
rotten as the very sewers of hell
and get by with it slick as
| howdy.
Machine politics!
Money powerl
| Corruption!
Oh, what a gang!
/ have just now for the first
time seen a picture of *<Senatorn
Huckleberry in a newspaper, and
his face reminds me of q piece
Of saddleblanket tied oveu o
pumpkin.
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
IMPORT SOME WIND

It is beginning to look like
there will have to be a law pass
ed to import some wind for
Washington.
The region along the Potemae
has newr been able to supply
more than the normal require.
ments Of the house and senate:
and now that the Disagreement
Conference has also been in ses-
sion for nearly four months, and
all these august bodies chawinE
wind about "a hours dag, 7
am not surprised to hear that
the wind in that communists is
getting mighty scarce.
I am just waiting to see who
will introduce a bill to appro-
pirate some money to i1aport
some wind
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
FALSERIAN H. OLDBERRY

Four years ago a millionaire
mutt by the name Of Falsennan
H. Oldberry, from Michigan,
bought himself a seat in the
Benited State Senate. And af-
ter four years of parleying over
the matter, that august body
Of peanut politicians has voted
to permit Senator" Oldberry to
retain his bought seat and draw
his breath and his salary, even
after the Senator" had acmow-
lodged the spending Of 1885,
600 to elect him.
That is poor business, but it
seems to be good Republican
politics. Everybody knew from
the very outset that the Re-
publican machine in the Senate
would whitewash the old Huckle-
berry and allow him to hold his
bought seat. But the most re-
markable thing about the whole
proceeding was the resolution
adopted in seating him. The
language Of the resolution is
such as to add to the infany
Of the act itself. It is admitted
in the resolution that the
amount spent was "too large,
much larger than ought to have
been spent" and then says:
*eThe expenditure of such ex-
cessive sums in behalf of a
candidate, either with or without
his knowledge and consent, is
contrary to sound public policy,
harmful to the honor and dignity
of the senate, and dangerous to
the perpetuity of free govern
ment. Such excessive expendi-
lures are hereby severely con-
dennned and disapproved."
That language is the pure
stuph, all right, if it had been
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
TT Is IMPORTANT
Some people say:

Some people say:
ooh, Pearson, why do you talk
90 much about theology? That
isn't Of any Importance, nohow. :"
Yes, it is, too.
Much more important than
you think.
Of course a man might so
through life like an idiot and be
such a fool that he wouldn't be
accountable for his sins, and in
that case he would be all right
anyhow.
But who wants to be an idiot I?
] prefer to have a rational mind
Of my own and use it.
And tell you right now. Mis-
ter Reader, If you want to be an
intelligent z4lsa1l--if you want to
understand the meaning Of the
great events that are happening 8
in the world today--then you
MUST get acquainted with True
Theology. There is no other
way to understand these times
and the strange events that are
uowding in upon US. They are
all linked up with Gods divine
plan and dovetailed with prophe-
Gy to such an extent that you
cannot separate them. And you
cannot understand one without
understanding the other.
The reason people get the ides
that Theology is not important
is because they are thinking
about the old orthodox theology,
which really isn't worth two
cents a ton, to be paid for in raw
rabbit skins. You cannot make
the old theology fit in anywhere
If you try to make it fit at one
place it is all out of socket some.
where else-sorter like trying
TO weld a grubbing hoe to {
Goose's bill.
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01

Harding and Dougherty think
they have pulled great stunt
in refusing to restore to Eugene
Debs his full rights of citizen
ship. They seem to think that
will cripple his influence with
the people and cause him to
sneak around like a puppy with
q sore tail and apologize for be-
ing alive. Mighty little do they
know about Debs and the great
towering beauty of his world
wide fame. The peanut poll
iicians. in their efforts to be-
little Debs, remind me of a
ground-lizzard trying to throw
dust in the eyes Of an eagle.
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01
TRYING TO SOBER UP.

The nations of the world to-
day remind me of a gang Of red
nosed drunkards who have guz-
zled old corn juice till they are
just about all in. One morning
after an unusually big spree
they wake up with an unusually
bad headache, and right then
and there they resolve to cut it
out.
They say among themselves:
"Look here, we have been
feasting at the flowing bowl for
many years. We have been
having a he old time together,
wallowing in the mud, picking
our CUTS in alcohol, and spend
ing our substance in riotous liv-
ing, while our families have SUI
fered for the bare necessities Of
life. We have looked upon the
wine when it was red, and we
have painted our noses like a
September sunset. We have
graduated in the fine art Of spew-
ing, and we have groaned and
cussed with more than fifty
seven choice varieties Of head
ache. We have enjoyed all this
in our debauched and drunken
way, but we are at last waking
up to the fact that it isn't q
paying proposition. We begin
to see that it hasn't helped us
any. We realize that it has been
a great curse to us and our fan1i.
hes. Go to, let us call q Dis
boozeanent Conference and see
If we can agree among our
selves to sorter begin to "tape1
Off" We are afraid to quit all
st once, as that might upset our
consultation and be too great 8
| shock TO our families, but we
see an urgent need Of cutting
| down the amount"
| Hon. Snarles E. Spughes is
chairman of the Drunkards' Dis.
booze1nent Conference, and he
gets up and reads his plan OF
disbooZe1nent as follows:
II propose that we all agrst
to limit ourselves to two quarts
q week Or less, depending or
the sire of our bellies and thai
no more be made until the pre-
sent supply is used up. And
further propose that all the likk
ker that is too poison to drinl
shall be poured into a crawfisl
hole"
Then up jumped every dele
gate in the house and swor,
/ that his likker was absolutel,
lpure and good, and he WASH
The fool-killer., 1922-01-01

Hold your nose and say "Sen-
ator Huckleberry' three times,
and then spew.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03
Unit Two Wins Out
In Methodist Contest

The Attendance contest that
has been going on for five Sun
days In the Methodist Sunday
School closed last Sunday.
Unit two that held last place
for the first three Sundays and
took second place the 70 h
Sunday got down to business the
last week and came ont ahead on
the final lap. This Unit is made
upof juniors, which is divided
into three classes; two classes of
girls, with Mrs. Wheels and
Mrs. Macklin as teachers, and
one class of boys with Leslie
Drewett as teacher. This Unit
was to be the honor guest at the
big reception stag e d at the
Church, thursday evening at 81
O'Clock. This contest hast p u & |
lots Of life and rivalry into the
school and has meant N uch tol
its attendance.
Do mot forget that Efficiency
Week begins Sunday next. Lots
of music and q hearty welcome
10 extended osll.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03
pEDsoaAL MENTION
when you have visitors ten as

Mrs. ]. r. Logan Of Oakdale is
the guest of her sister, Mrs. W.
A. McDevitt this week.
Ferguson attended q lun-
the Rotary club at AL.
d Tuesday.
O. Al. Carruth was . business
visitor TO Alexandria yesterday.
DR.. and Mrs b. Terrell are
the proud parents OF q fine baby
girl.
Miss Marguerite Early Of AL.
exandria was She W . Ike n d
guest Of Miss McIanren.
Miss Ruth BeasIey. = form er
teacher hers, wss with the Ros.
enthal team Saturday.
Tanlac il one medicine hat
does what they say II will do.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03
Let's Get What
Is Coming to us.

This ward is entitled to two
police Jurors, but before an
other one can be elected, there
must be an act of the legislature
authorizingit. According to Sec.
6, Art. iv of the new constitution,
a bill would have to be advertised
30 days before being introduced,
The legislature meets in May,
and no doubt any of our mem.
bers would be glad to introduce
the bill. Why not somebody wake
up and get busy.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03

Il
| j. L. Yawn was a business Wis
itor to Alexandria Monday.
| Mrs. A. T. McDonough has re.
turned from an extended visit
to relatives in beaumont.
Laurence Cashen has accepted
a position in Alexandria.
Mrs. Henry of Oakdale has re-
turned home after yIsit with
her daughter, Mrs. Powers.
Absolute merit and merit alone
is responsible for Tanlac's phen.
omenal and unprecedented sue
cess. Glenmora Drug Co.
Clay M elder Of Alexandria
was . weekend visitor in the
b 9 No of his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Lewis Melaer.
Mrs. O. II. Grant vislted
friends in Oakdale Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. @. F. Powers
are rejoicing over the arrival Of
> fine baby girl. born FRIDAY
Feb. "A. Her name will be Elaine. |
Congratulations.
We like to sell Tanlac because
i satisfies customers. Glen,
mora Drug Co.
Lawton Cooper has accepted 4
position on the Patriot staff.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03
Still Found Near Forest
Hill by Deputy and Citizens

A special to The Town Talk
states that Deputy Sheriff Nal
let, assisted BY w. D. Addington
end Dan johnson, citizens. raid
ed an Illicit distillery on Hurri-
cane creek near Forest Hill.
a copper still and a quantity Of
mash was captured, also Louis
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-03-03
PROGRAM
EFFICIENCY WEEK
GLENMORA METHODIST CHURCH
MARCH s, TO IL, INCLUSIVE

SUNDAY S.
1oA. NJ Sunday School wi special song service
A. M. Sermon, Lift Up Eyes nd LOox',
F. M Sunday School
4P. NJ Epworth League
73o P M Special song service led by GrambIng
BIS P M. Sermon Forward March
MONDAYS
1890 P. M. Song service and Stereopucon views
8I5 P M Sermon, "METHODISM"
TUESDAY p Centenary of Missions Day
$50 P. M. Round Table led by Mr. S. S. Thomas
P, M Song service Pictures
BIS p M Sermon address
WEDNESDAY Christian Education Day
$3.50 p M. Round Table led by Rev A. S. Luz
1880 Song service and pictures
oI5 Sermon or address, Preparation for world
THuRsDAYe, Woman's Missionary Society Day
3;3oP M. Round Table led by Mrs. c. Owen
1870, Song service and pictures
8if5 Sermon or address, "The Power House"
FRIDAY 10, Epworth League Day E
$50 P M Round Table led by Rev ]. B. Grambing :
7;3o Song service and assembly pictures
815 Sermon or address on "Our Recruiting Station
SATURDAY II, Sunday School Day
$50 P. M. Round Table led by D. Atkinson
Song Service pictures
6I5 Sermon or address lis It Worth Whie?"
SUNDAY endorsement Day
a m Sunday School m Epvorh Leagues
In Diciplesnip Song
3opmS Workers Council 8I5 Sermon "A Lost SOUP
WE EXTEND HEARTY WELCOME WILL FIND
minut
things This rich
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-06

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16

What a mixture of modernism and old fashioned charm is assimilated in the announcement that Mrs. Chap peli Cory, or Mrs. Marieiou Cory. to give her the distaff distinction due her and the name by which she will be known in Montgomery if she should officially arrive in the com ing election. is q candidate for the legislature Of Alabamal
 In the comfortable suburban home in which the lovely lady resides out on Huffman Road-beyond Roebuek Springs, there Is little diff ference between 1t and other homes. except that hers houses a most un- usual and remarkable family. for first of all and beyond anything else under the shining sun Mrs. Cory believes fin the home.
 This remarkably petite sample of the famous female sex which Is so much more deadly than the male ac- cording to the poets. sees no reason why any NOlhhA utSiFtl HCi home merely because she happens to be candidate for public office 10 serve the people she loves. and she will frankly tell you so.
 That's why the spreading oak trees-one in particular which Mrs. Cory proudly says is the prettiest tree in Jefferson county-are so beautiful and her flowers so abun- dant and her vegetable garden so prolific and everything that goes to make the home so perfect in detail. so attractive and so liyabie.
 Her own Campaign Manager
 In the first place. and above all, Mrs. Cory. who is the daughter of the late beloved Dr. Thomas Arm strong, a minister of high standing and saintly life, has inherited the innate goodness as well as the -bili- l ty of her ancestors, and she realizes that justice should be meted out to all alike; she realizes values; she has a mind. I started to say like a mans, but I have always despised that smile; like Corra Harris, l wonder
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16
SLEEPING FIRES


 By Gertrude Atherton. Frederick A. Stokes company, publishers, New York city.
 More closely packed with action than any other novel Mrs .Atherton has ever written, "Sleeping Fires" should add greatly to her large cir cle of readers.
 The action takes place in San Francisco and New York around 1870, but the pasaons, the motives the struggles that go to make up the plot are part of that eternal conflict that knows no definite pe- riod. The heroine, a beautiful New England girl, married to San Fran ciscos most successful physician, the reigning toast of the town, after a period of social triumph, falls in love with a brilliant eastern journalist. Both play the game fairly and con template no social breach but gos- sip gets in it's deadly work and the climax comes with the journalist de- parting for the east and the wife carrying on with courageous endur- ance. The situation cannot last. Mrs. Athertons development of the story from this viewpoint is strikingly original. No novel that we have ever read has treated the eternal triangle in a similar manner. It is dramatic, t-gripping--and when the end comes 1t leaves with the reader a feelng that 1t has worked out in a way that is right and at the same time inevitable.
 
 THE EYES OF THE VILLAGE" By Anice Terhune. The Macaulay company, publishers, Is West Thirty eighth street, New York city.
 There is a virulent craze just now
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16

for belittling small-town life and for making it the theme for psuedo- sophisticated mirth. "The Eyes of the Village shows the sweeter the more human, tn emore accurate side of the picture. It paints the small town, with unerring fidelity yet never sordidly; revealing it's life in truer and cleaner colorss than do it's detractors.
 The story centers about the TO- nance of Philip Eden-stalwart and idol-smashing young clergyman@' and the two women whom destiny threw into his life; a sunshine girl and girl of mystery.
 But the strings of the decidedly original plot are in the bony grasp of wise old Elm Ufford. spinster, who dominates the book. Elm merits rank with David Harum and Mrs. Wiggs; as a character who must live in every readers mental portrait gall lery. Her caustically gleaming wit, -at war with her all-loving heart, shines through every chapter. Her speeches are as true as they are vitriolic. Elm is a delight.
 There is sweetness. strength. a sincerity and a wealth of dramatic power to the story, which will carve for 1t a place of its own. Much Of the authors early life was spent in the New England mountain country, and she has drawn her types and their atmosphere from the originals. There is true art in the portraiture. There are beauty and merciless ac- curacy as well.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16
Cured Her
 Rheumatism

Knowing from terrible experience the suffering caused by rheumatism. Mrs J. E. Hurst, who lives at 40S E. Olive St., B-370, Bloomington. H.. is so thankful at having cured herself that out of pure gratitude she is anxious to tell all other sufferers just how to get rid ' of their torture by simple way at home.
 Mrs. Hurst has nothing to sell. Merely your own name and address. and she will gladly send you this valuable infor- nation entirely free. Write her at once before you forget.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16

why a woman's brain should be compared to a mans any more than her liver or her gizzard or any other old thing.
 But
 As I ventured to remark, Mrs. cory's life slogan is that every thing a person does should mean something: a big order-that; but she fills 1t In every crack and cre- vice of her own run every day life
 When .Mrs.A Cory decided to run for the legislature she nominated herself as her own campaign mana ger with the assistance of a very capable committee composed of Mrs $. L. Ledbetter, Mrs. Charles J. Sharpe, Mrs. John B. Reid, and her son. Armstrong Cory.
 Anyway. Mrs. Cory is not sitting slothfully back and waiting for her committee to do things, on the other hand, she's out in the nield; in base ball parlance she's what we'd call an outfielder. for she's here, there, and everywhere. seeing that things go right and that nothing goes wrong!
 So much for so much.
 sFor Service Rendered-
 If any candidate should go to the legislature of Alabama for Service Rendered. her city, her county. and her state. certainly Mrs. Cory would be among that number.
 Unselfishly and with no other mo- tive than that of love to humanity, a desire 70 better health and living con- ditions and to perpetuate the noble history of her state, Mrs. Cory has lahored unceasingly and most ef- fectively at the legislature for more than 20 years.
 She is perfectly familiar with all legislative procedure and the regular attendants, especially the solons themselves, say that there was never any way to get around her argu- ments and no possible way to side track any bill in which she was inter- ested
 She is universally popular in the
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16
THE STORY OF GEORGE
 WASHINGTON"
By Joseph Walker. Barse X Hop
 kins. publishers. New York city

By Joseph Walker. Barse X Hop-
 kins, publishers, New York city.
 For figure as universally known as George Washington. there is a curious lack of Knowledge as to what the man himself was like. He nas been depicted as cold. remote per- son, who led an austere and blame less life. He has been placed on a pedestal and venerated as "The Father of His Country" But boys and girls of today have not been drawn to him as a personal friend. This is an injustice to a great man who was very warm-hearted and human-who loved the society of young people.
 The present story. which heads the list of Famous Americans" tries to strike just this human note. It is a biography. showing Wash ington first as boy at home and in school next as the young surveyor tramping the wilds of Virginia; then as the fighter under the British flag
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-16

legislature and state councils and everybody connected with the old state capitol is outspoken in hoping she will be promoted from "a locker on in Venice" to the more useful seat in the house of representatives.
 That she is altogether capable of serving the people has already been proven.
 Mrs. Cory has written some inter- esting articles about her first days attendance upon the legislature, which attracted wide attention -and were copied by papers in this state and throughout the south.
 She is facile writer and has al- ready small book of history to her credit.
 Her early education was achieved