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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
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my friends. '7-Mrs. A. Il. GARLAND, ZIS
E. Brown St., Iron Mountain, Michigan.
Xenia, Ohio Every month / had
such pains in my back and lower part of
my abdomen that ! could not lie quietly
in bed | suffered for about five years
that way and was not regular either. L
read an advertisement Of what Lydia E.
Pinlzham's Vegetable Compound had
done for other women, so decided to try
it. 1t surely has helped me lot, as |
have no pains now and am regular and
feeling fine. Mrs. MARY DALE, Route
z, Xenia, Ohio.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is a medicine for women's all
ments. isespecialiy adapted to relieve
women. If you suffer as did Mrs. Gar
land or Mrs. Dale, you should give this
Well-knoWn medicine q thorough trial.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
Stop the Big Leaks.
bennington Banner.l

A column attack by the Burlington
News on the state board of charities and
probations may or may not be justified
but why should the News be out in the
woods hunting chipmunks when there is
real game to be found. The state board
of charities and probations does dot of
good work in looking after unfortunate
children. 1t also does some good but
more damage in the matter of adult pro-
bations, but for this damage the courts
and prosecuting officers are more re-
sponsible than the department of proba-
tions. As to the cost, it looks moderate
compared with the overhead expense in
the departments OF education and high
ways. 1t seems TO be in these two de-
partments that the taxpayers money is
thrown away in the biggest chunks.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
The Park Ave. News.

Weather: Verse.
Exterl Big Abduction Skinny Mar
tins fertile Spoart has disappeared and
Skinny thinks maybe the Black Hand
has abducted him and is keeping him for
ransim. but he hopes not because wen
he asked his father if he would be will
ing to pay ransim for him his father
sed not in a million yeers. Detectives
are working on the case consisting of
Benny Potts, Artie Alexander and Pubs
Simkins.
Poem by Skinny Martin.
Some Consolation
The natives of Africka cline trees with
their toes.
Going up quickly but meet,
Proving they may be dark on their
skins,
But they're certeny lite on their feet.
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People. Sam Cross says he wouldent
eat a fryed egg if you paid him but when
it comes to hard boiled eggs he has to
be stopped by force.
Pushmobiles to hire by the day or
hour. Speed guaranteed. Latest models.
The Ed Werniek and Lew Davis Push
mobile Garage (Avvertizement.)
Things You Awt to Know. No mat
ter how much fish you eat it wont help
you eny in your swimming.
Lost and Found. Nuthing.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
Today S Events

Observance of National Candy day.
Tenth anniversary of the attempted
assassination of Col. Roosevelt at Mil
waukee.
Mrs. Woodrow Wilson, wife of the
former President, celebrates her ooth
birthday today.
Today ushers in Girls week in st.
Louis. said to be the first week TO be
observed by any city of the United
States in honor of its girls.
Royal personages and other official rep
resentatives of many countries Will gath
err today at Bucharest for the coronation
of King Ferdinand of Roumania.
One hundred and fifty aeroplanes, rep
resenting the latest designs of American
aircraft. are to compete in the Pulitzer
race, starting today from Mt. Clemens,
Mich.
The recently completed athletic stad-
ium at Vanderbilt university will be
formally opened today with a football
game between Vanderbilt and the Uni
versity of Michigan.
Rear Admiral William S. Sims. who
the American naval forces
in European waters during the late war
and more recently has been president of
the Naval War college. ends his active
career in the navy today, by reason of
the fact that tomorrow he will reach the
age limit for active service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

Victor Herbert thinks there ought to
be a national theatre and a national
house for grand opera in this country,
and he suggests Washington, d. c., as
the proper place for them. Not at all
convincing! Surely congress has enough
to do in other fields without trying its
hand at drama and opera. There-are
other purposes, too, to which public
money might be devoted more profitably.
1t is highly desirable in any country to
build up such institutions and make them
national in character. But why should
a nation so individualistic as ours, which
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

American pickle manufacturers are
looking sour. The pickle industry is hav-
ing the worst year in its history. The
average consumption for 1922 is only 10
pickles per person. In normal it is 81
There are a good many reasons which
might account for the situation. Food
chemistry and house economics have
come in for a deal of study lately. and
in securing the greatest amount of
nourishment for the least expense, the
pickle, however delicious, plays but a
small part. People eat more salads and
green stuffs and fresh fruits, too, and
that works against the more pungent
relshes. Maybe, though there are no
figures at hand to prove it, defation has
not reached the price of pickles as it
should to create popularedemand. May
be, too, the industrial depression and the
great strikes which left so many dinner
buckets idle on the shelf affected the
pickle market just as they did every other
industry, and with returning prosperity
the pickle will come into its own once
more.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

The Reformer il on sale ever. evening fy
the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattleboro News Co., C. w.
cleveland, s. L. Purinton Hsteyville),
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News.
stand, Gilbert ]. Pollica, 2o7 South Main St
(Fort Dummer district.
West Brattleboro, ]. L. StockweIl.
East Dummerston, NJ. z. Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williama-
Newfane, N. NJ Batcheider,
West Townshend, C. II. Grout.
Jamaica, R. J. Daggett.
South Londonderry, F. Fl Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Buffum.
Hinsdale, N. h, w. Fl. Lyman,
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. HsyA
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS

It is the aim of the management TO assure
efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night, and it solicits the operation of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports
should be given of each failure TO receive the
paper on the morning following the omission,
in person, by telephone postal card, thus
enabling the cause of the error to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher can secure the de.
sired service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
Member Of The Associated Pre-
TO ADVERTISERS.

Transient advertising-Run of paper. 50
cents an inch for first insertion, 80 cents an
inch for each subsequent insertion. Limited
space on first page at special rates.
Space rates application.
Classified advertisements-Five cents a line
first insertion with so per cent discount for
each subsequent insertion without change of
order.
Reading Notices-Twenty cents per lins
each subsequent insertion witbo,1t chance of
copy Residing notices publiahed Rt foot
of local items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

Harold w. Slocum of Burlington was
elected Thursday president of the Yer
mont Conference of Social Workers for
the year 1922 and 1928. Other officers
elected were: Vice presidents, Mrs. E.
C. Smith of st. Adams, w. II. Jeffrey of
Montpelier, Mrs. H. A. Slayton of Nor
risville; secretary Helen A.
Smith, Barre. Among the members of
the executive committee elected were
Mrs. G. III. Eggleston of Proctor and
Mrs. Samuel Frank of Rutland.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

10 go 20 Ded on ac-
count of them. / saw
your advertisement
and took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound with
very good results. |
can work all day long
now at my sick time.
You may use these
facts as a testimonial
and / am recon-.
mending the Vege-
table COMPOUND to
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

Somebody complains that Sikh, the
African champion, trains on whiskey.
And remembering what Lincoln said
about Gen. Grant, we can't help wonder
ing why Carpenters manager doesn't
get some of the same brand for him.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

Why not apply diplomatic methods to
everyday business? When a creditor
presents a bill, tell him you accept it in
principle and will take the matter under
advisement
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

Radio campaigning may have its
charm, but it can never take the place of
the Old-fashioned torch parade.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

insists so strongly on private enterprise
in business, not be able to get along with
out federal paternalism in art?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

There's an excess temperature accum-
ulation SO far this year of nearly 600 de-
grees. And if the weather man doesn't
mind, Wen let him apply that on the
first half of the winter.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14

4 boarded treasure in the cellar now
may be either home-brew or coal.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
In the DAYS News.

Rear Admiral Clarence S. Williams.
who succeeds TO the presidency of the
Naval War college at Newport. following
the retirement of Rear Admiral Sims to-
day, has for some time been head of
the war plans sections of naval opera
tions. He is native of Ohio and was
appointed from that state to Annapolis.
where he was graduated in 1884. He has
filled important commands with both the
Atlantic and Pacific fleets and in the
navy department. During the war he
was chief of staff of the battleship force
of the Atlantic fleet, with the Wyoming
as his flagship. Later he commanded one
of the battleship divisions of the fleet.
He was awarded the distinguished serv-
ice medal for his war service. His last
important assignment before being called
to head the war plans division of naval
operations was as vice-admiral of the
Pacific fleet in charge of the battleship
force.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
Copyright by George Matthew Adams
Stationary.

TouFist-Good morning, my lad. Could
you tell me where this road goes to?
Country youth (puzzled)-No, | can't
mister. | didn't know it went anywhere
its always there in the morning
Boston Transcript.
Every time King George leaves Buck
ingham Palace he is joined by small
squad of Scotland Yard officials, who re-
main with him until his return
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
PAINS so BAD
WOULD GO TO BED
Two Women Tell How Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Stopped Their Suffering

Iron Mountain, Mich. = 81 had terri
bic pains every month and at times had
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14


The white meay like them smoking ho but eat
freely already
weight
all 1 S gait;
the
and
physician the
blamed old bnehead bard
the is the of toll
wbop backsm glded
reclining
pldding
blamed
outdo and
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
Tnday,s Anniversaries.

1S13-An armistice was agreed to be-
tween Gen. Harrison and the as
sembled tribes at Detroit.
1S53-Combined fleets of England and
France passed through the Darda-
nelles at the sultan's request.
1S54-The first baby-show in the world
was held at Springfield, o.
1S1S-AlarquiSe of Lorne, husband of
Princess Louise of England. was
appointed governor general of
Canada.
1SS3-David Il. Knickerbocker was CON
secrated Episcopal bishop of In
diana.
1SS5-Henry w. Shaw (Josh Billings),
famous humorist, died at Mont
Grey, Calf. Born at Lanesborough,
Mass. April 81, 1918.
of Stephen J. Field.
associate justice of the supreme
court of the United States.
1S99-Opening of the Dismal Swamp
canal. which was originally sur
Seyed by George Washington.
One Year Ago Today.
Officers of the Ku Klux Khan testified
before the investigation in Washington.
Today's Birthdays.
Lillian Gish. celebrated motion picture
actress, born at Springfield, o., 26 years
ago today.
Francis NLacmillen, widely celebrated
as yiolinist, born at Marietta, o., 81
years ago today.
Rt Rev. Patrick A. McGovern, Catho-
lie bishop of Cheyenne, born in Omaha,
90 years ago today.
Elwood Haynes, maker of the first au-
tomobile in America, born at Portland
Ind, Go years ago today.
Ivan NJ. Olson, infielder of the Brook
Ign National league baseball team, born
in Kansas City, 81 years ago today.
Martin Behrman, who is about to re-
tire after long career as mayor of New
Orleans, born in New York, IS years ago
today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
PriZe-Winning
Cheese

We are distributors of
the cheeses which won
all the prizes at the Val
ley Fair.
This cheese is, of course,
the kind you want on
your table and is for
sale at all leading mer-
chants in town.
If you have any trouble
in procuring it, call us
on the telephone and we
will tell you where to
obtain it.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-14
One Year Ago Today.

Officers of the Ku Klux Khan testified
before the investigation in Washington.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
AFTER THE BALL WAS OVER

Years ago / was government
clerk in the capital. Through pull
with certain representative, / OBJ
famed an invitation to the inaugu-
raj ball and invited charming girl
to go with me. | purchased dress
suit, engaged cab, bought flowers
in fact, set myself back months
pay.
The night of the big event |
started to dress early, but after my
bath and shave decided to lie down
a few moments to rest, warning my
roommate that if / should happen
to doze off, he must rouse me in
plenty of time to finish dressing.
/ awoke at 1870, alone and de-
serted-Jim had gone off with the
fellows and forgotten all about me
Chicago Tribune
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12

Last Exhibition Of Activity OF I-ssssn
Peak Was in 1914 and NUN
Damage Was Done.

Iassen peak, in the Lassen Vol
canic National park, northwestern
California, is the last exhibit of ac-
tivity of the dying volcanism OF the
Cascade mountains, the Detroit
News states
Lassen peak broke its long sleep
in the spring of 1914 with a series
Of eruptions covering period OF
nineteen months. May %, 1915, oc-
Cured the greatest eruption of the
series. A mushroom cloud of smoke
burst four miles up in the air. The
spectacle, one Of grandeur, was
plainly visible even from the Sacra-
mento valley.
Another interesting phenomenon
was the blast Of superheated gas
which swept down Lost creek and
Hot creek valleys. For ten miles it
withered and destroyed every living
thing in its path. Large trees were
uprooted. Forests were scorched to
a cinder. Snowfalls were instantly
turned into water, and flooded the
lower valleys with rushing tides.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
ALcHEMIST KEPT HIS SECRET
Scot Repufsd to Have Had Power OF
Transmitting Gold Refused 70
Give IL to World.


Alexander Seton, Scottish al
chemist, was thrown into prison by
the duke of Saxony, who demanded
of him the secret of the philoso-
piers stone. Seton refused to pro-
duce a fortune in transmitted gold
which the duke asked for his ram
som, and even under torture he told
nothing. But when a fellow al
chemist, Sendivogius, offered to
help him escape in return for little
information about alchemy, Seton
agreed.
He regained his freedom, but,
with the caution of the Scot, he re-
fused to tell his secret to his deliv-
erer. Instead he gave Sendiyogius
an ounce of transmutation powder.
This powder was used to such good
effect that Sendiyogius was credited
with cures of diseases and produc-
ton of gold. But eventually the
ounce was used up. Seton was dead
by that time, and the less skillful
friend married his widow, hoping
that the Scot had left her the secret
Of mixing the powder. If she knew,
however, she never told her second
husband.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
RAwl RAW RAW

An Indiana print shop recently
received an order for posters adver-
Using a Fourth Of July celebration
to be held in a district, the inhabi-
tants of which seem to be advocates
Of simplified spelling. The copy
for the posters, after going into de-
tails concerning entertainment to be
provided for those attending the
days celebration, concluded:
"Raw! Raw! Raw!
"To-July Fourth, let's gol
RAW! Raw! Raw r
The compositor intended to fol-
low copy and probable fatal results
for the celebration would have en-
sued had not another employee of
the shop CHANGED to cast an eye over
the job and insist on a slight change
in the spelling. indianapolis News.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
DoBBIN CLIMBS AN ALP

One day my sister, Babe, and l
went to town in the old buggy,
hitched up with our ancient horse.
In due time we logged into
town. The streets had curbs that
we're at least two feet high. AS I
drove up to the leading store / let
Dobbin take his course, thinking he
would know enough to stop where
he should.
Imagine my surprise when he
raised his bewhiskered front hoofs
and laid them on the curb. Babe
Immediately brought forth more
spectators by yelling, and waving
her arms excitedly. BY the time
old Dobbin, with the aid of by
stander, had gingerly removed his
hoofs from the shrine, the drowsy
little town was thoroughly aroused
and highly amused Chicago Trib-
une.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
BUYING AND SELLING

A farmer drove up to a meat mar
ket, hauled out of his wagon {
dressed pig and laboriously luggee
it into the shop. 'sHow much are
you paying for pork ?" he asked.
fourteen cents a pound" replied
the proprietor.
@All right" said the farmer, s'yor
can have the pig. Now, just cut me
good ham from it, viii you?"
The butcher cut off the ham
wrapped it up, weighed it and
showed it across the counter. Then
he took his pencil and began to fig
ure. When he finally glanced up
the farmer said, impatiently: "How
do we stand, anyhow
'Well," said the butcher, "as
reckon it you owe me about 80
cents p-Judge.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
DANGER IN USE or cHAnoIs
Writer Points Out Why ossoIins
shouIp Never Be Filtered Through
That Particular Material.

There is great danger connected
with fltering gasoline through
chamois skin-in fact, gasoline and
chamois skin make very deadly
combination. Suppose, for instance,
that gasoline tank in an automo-
bile is about to be filled. The fun
mel is placed in the hole for filing.
The chamois strainer is placed in
the funnel and gasoline turned on.
AS it pours through the chamois it
generates static electricity. Static
electricity may be defined as cleo
tricity at rest. 1t is an agent neither
of construction nor destruction, so
long as nothing is done to unleash
it.
Static electricity, generated by
the gasoline, is stored up in the fun
mel As long as it is in contact
with the gasoline tank there is no
danger, as it is well grounded, but
if the funnel be held a short dis
lance away from the tank and the
operation continued, enough static
electricity would accumulate in the
funnel to eventually jump the gap
between the funnel and the tank,
producing an electric spark.
In SO doing the spark passes
across the opening between the end
of the funnel and the edge Of the
tank through which gasoline fumes
are rising. The result is invariably
an explosion. From Fire and Wa
ter.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
SHAWL DESIGN IS TURKISH
What Is Known AZ Paisley Was In
troduced Into Europe From Its
Home In Orient.


In spite Of last seasons use of
Paisley in hats, scarfs, dress sleeves
and coats, the Paisley design is yet
in the midst Of sweeping vogue.
Recent word from London says
Americans are paying from f7 to
f10 1895 to $500 for Paisley shawls.
Paisley handbags with cut steel
beads appear in the windows in New
York daily. Chiffon, pongee, crepe
de chine, georgette, poplin, satin
and other material are all printed
in Paisley patterns One neckwear
house shows the Paisley pattern
printed on set Of organdie collar
and cuffs. Other sets Of white use
much embroidery in the design and
colors.
This pattern, SO familiar to us
because of its frequent reyivals, was
not known in Europe until 1898,
when Napoleon made his expedition
into Egypt The officers Of his army
sent home beautiful Indian shawls
worn in Turkish countries The
reigning Partisan beauty adopted
the oriental fashion. All Europe
admired the costly and rare design
of the shawls and wanted them at
home prices That is how shawls
came to be woven in Paisley, Scot
land, from 1900 to 1880.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
HARD KNOCKS

Charles M. Schwab said in sue
cess talk in his native Loretto:
1--WE all begin at the bottom OF
the ladder, and it's no use having
false pride, for that only makes the
hard knocks hurt the more.
'Lytton, the famous actor, was SO
poor and unsuccessful in his youth
that he actually asked for job one
day at an old showman's booth at a
fair.
"Wot do ye want to do, young
fellerY the Snowman asked.
7 want to act said Lytton, and
I'll play anything from broad melo-
drama up to high tragedy and down
to low comedy
All right said the old show
man. Go over there and wash that
cart
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
SEEKING ARTHRlTIs CURE

Chronic arthritis, which is like q
permanent rheumatism, affecting
the joints, is one of the most obsti-
nate Of diseases, rarely yielding to
any treatment but occasionally clear
ing up of itself. DR.. Joseph Eidels-
berg Of the New York Post Gradu-
ate Medical School and Hospital has
been trying the effect Of injections
Of boiled milk and has had a certain
measure of success, from which he
urges in the Journal of the Amsri-
can Medical Association it be tried
by others.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12

MONEY TO LOAN-I have
plenty Of available money to lean
on good farm land at low inter-
est rate. Prepayment privilege
York Herren. room 10, Union
State Bank bldg. Nexperce. Ida
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
First Door West Of P. o.
Catarrh Cannot BE Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as thev
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
sSalarrn Is local disease, greatly in
,nuenced by constitutional conditions. ard
tnta Urusr 20 cure It you must take an
luisernai remedy. Halls Catarrh Medi-
clne Is taken internally and acts fhru
s sns oIooo on the mucous surfaces OF the
system, Halls Catarrh Medicine was
II sS,a Dy one of the best physicians
~ slis country for years 1t Il com
posea OF some Of the best tonics known.
comoined with some of the best bJnnd
BURNERS. The perfect combination 81
c che ingredients In Halls Catarrh Medi-
testimonials, free. Seno Aor
All Druggists. 75c. ps'' Aoieoo' "
Halls Family Pills for conss,na,,or
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
NEW AlRPLAnE ENGINE

A water-cooled Diesel engine OF
radial-cylinder type has recently
been designed in Italy. 1t is claimed,
according to an illustrated article in
Popular Mechanics Magazine, that
the engine viii operate on any of
the heavy fuel oils and will develop
one horsepower for less than two
pounds of engine weight.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
a GREAT DAY

ssHad a great day at the golf club
yesterday"
Lowered your score, eh ?"
mo. Better than that. Stuck
the club tightwad for lunches. -"
Detroit Free Press.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-10-12
RRuDDER sHINpAw's oPuLEncE

sBrudder Shinpaw has done
mighty well, amt he, sab? He must
be wuth all of $780,"
"Yassahl And / was 'quainted
wild dat gentleman when he didn't
know whuh his next chicken was
comm fun" kansas City Star.