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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
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Me and Pubs Simkins was setting
on Mary Watkinses frunt steps
tawking to her and ansering her
tawking to us, and we started to
tawk about wat we was going to be
wen we grew up, me saying, I'm go
ing to be crate lawyer, am
be a wonderful lawyer, sed Mary
Watkins.
Sure, you bet I will, sed, Ill
have a office in different cities on
account of having SO meny cases,
and eny time enybody wunts to
know enything they'll either come
to one of my offices or elts call me
up on the fone, and III put some
people in jale and get some people
out, depending on how feel. and
Ill make SO mulch money Ill have
10 automobiles and million dol
lers and Is dogs.
0 Benny wont that be lovely,
think you're wonderful to be so am
bilious. sed Mary Watkins.
0, that's nuthing, sed. And Pubs
Simkins looked at me Jellis vile,
and then he sad, Well Ill tell you
wat I'm going to be, I'm going to be
a candy and soda water store owner.
I'm going to have so meny candy
and soda waiter stores you'll ALL
ways come to one no matter witch
way you wawk and they'll all have
my name on them, and eny time
you wunt to 60 in one you can have
watever you wunt jest by asking for
1t and showing my card In case I'm
not there.
0 wont that be wonderful, thank
you ever so mulch, think you're
mulch more ambitious than Benny,
sed Mary Watkins.
And she kepp on looking at him
as IL he was about twice as CRATE as
wat I was, me thinking, Aw heck,
darn that guy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
GALLUP KlWANIS CLUB
DESIGNATES MAY z AS
TREE PLANTING DAY

Especial Correspondence to The journal. J
Gallup, N. NJ. April 14.--May 2
was designated by the Gallup XII
wants club as tree planting day in
Gallup. Over five hundred trees
have been ordered-all Carolina
poplars, which will be planted by
local people in their yards, and
some few about public buildings,
churches and schools. The plant
ing campaign will be under The
supervision Of the Kiwanis club.
Adjutant General Brown, of the
state militia, in charge of the area
under martial law here, was a guest
lat the club luncheon.
A classification talk was given by
DR.. W. d. Cornell. dentist. He out
lined the history of dentistry
briefly and led up to some very i'm
ptrtant subjects in what is called
preventative Dentistry" which in
wolves the care of the teeth from
childhood. The points brought out
were clearly expressed, and every
one present derived valuable in
formation from the talk. 1t would
hardly have been possible for the
men who were at the luncheon to
have obtained this information as
and to have under
stood It as thoroughly as it was ex-
planned to them.
DIR. Mallory, of the Red Cross,
was present at the luncheon and
addressed the club briefly on mat
tiers of public health.
The local attendance contest con-
tinues to inspire competition, and
absentees are noted only on ac-
count OF illness or when urgent
business calls a member out of
town.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
NO Portals IN PARIS,
Is DICTUM OF DEPUTIES

Although woman may have
those talents which are likely to
bring success in commercial and
industrial eneeavor she is unfit
ted temperamentally to exercise
the functions of a Judge or con-
sultant in French tribunals, declares
the Paris CnamDer of Commerce
its latest report.
The experts of the chamber
were asked to advise parliament
regarding the proposal that wom-
en- be declared eligible to all court
positions now held by men, a bill
that effect in the chamber of dep
uties being intended as the first
important wedge toward electoral
equality.
To the great surprise of the dep
uties, many of whom are noted
as suffragists. the chamber OF
commerce committee says that
such equality is undesira BILE just
now as apart from the peculiarities
of the feminine temperament,
women seldom are endowed with
broad enough knowledge of Judi
cial affairs to warrant their deal
Ing with delicate questions of alb
solute justice.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
KEEP LOOKING YOUNG
It's Easy-If You Know DR..
Edwards Olive Tablets

The secret of keeping young is to feel
young-to do this you must watch your
liver and bowels-there's no need of
having sallow complexion--dark rings
Under your eyes-pimples--a bilious
ook in your face--dull eyes with no
sparkle. Your doctor will tell you ninety
per cent of all sickness comes from
inactive bowels and liver.
DR. Edwards, well-known physician
in Ohio, perfected a vegetable com
pound mixed with olive oil to act on tie
liver and bowels, which he gave to his
patients for years.
DR. Edwards Olive Tablets, the sub
stitute for calomel, are gentle in then
action yet always effective, They brinE
about that natural buoyancy \ hich al
should enjoy by tonlng up the liver ane
clearing the system Of impurities
DR. Edwards OliveTablets are known
by their olive color. l5c and 30c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15

drug stores and is taken by sprin-
king a table spoonful of 1t over
the breakfast food. 1t is easily
taken as it has no flavor. The ac-
ton of the agar is to become a
gelatinous mass that passes
through the system clearing it but
it has no purgative tendency. If
the agar agar is not convenient
to attain fair substitute is bran.
This can be taken in the same way
or eaten with cream as you would
a breakfast food.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
DECORATING YOUR OWN
VASES.

With the coming Of spring and
summer the housewife who likes
her home to be bright and cheerful
looking, naturally turns her
thoughts. to her supply of vases
which hold natures gay blooms.
Some of her supply. perhaps, was
broken last year; some of them
may have proved inadequate in
size and coloring for the flowers
oftenest available for home deco
ration; or again, some of them may
not have looked artistic enough to
be placed in the living and dining
room.
I believe this last drawback will
prove the most serious In the aver
age home. For. a really tasteful
vase Is usually such an expensive
ornament, that few of us possess
more than one of this variety-if,
indeed we possess even that one!
So today am going to tell you
OF a way that we can all have
artistic vases with a very slight out
lay of expense. And that way is,
to make them ourselves! This
sounds like magic. yet a clever
woman ! know has done it most
successfully as follows:
Buy few tubes Of artists oil
paint and few small stiff-bristled
brushes to apply it with. Good
colors to use at first are gray. old
rose and delft blue.
Next collect all the cheap vases
you have on hand. or the china
vases which you have found unsat-
isfactory In color. and experiment
on the one you care for the least;
squeeze a little OF the old-roae paint
onto a palette Cor any smooth-sur-
faced board) dip the brush in this,
and paint the entire glass or china
vase. This old-rose coat of paint
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
A QUARREL.
CHAPTER IL.

CHAPTER II.
eve won't discuss it tonight
Helen, but we must have a good
long talk ABOUT our expenses.
bought this suit to please you,
Knowing | could not afford it, but
supposing you had paid for all you
bought for yourself Now you have
added another big debt in your
dress, and on top of that invited all
those people here" Jack kept his
voice even knowing that If he did
not they would quarrel.
Helen began to cry, not loudly,
but with short sobbing cries,
which she apparently tried to
smother with her handkerchief
held over her mouth. Jack felt
brutal yet he knew he was not,
but this could not go on.
Don't cry, Helen" he said, at
tempting to take her hand away
from her mouth. "Well plan it all
out in the morning"
You have your business, your
men friends, and / have nothing,
not even your society! / sit alone
all day, and all the evening, too,
while you fuss over those old fig
ures, then when / want to do my
share of entertaining so that l can
keep my friends in spite of your
selfishness, you object she walled.
so you think / am selfish, do
you, dear? You think I sit over
long rows of figures instead of 60
ing about with you for the pleasure
it gives me. oh, Helen, do be rea-
sonable! You know I am over
working all the time, and doing ii
SO you can have the things you
crave"
you can't deny you never take
me anywhere, like you used to be-
fore we were married. You used
, to rush to mothers SO you could
be with me; take me for a walk or
TO play, but now you come home
'r'"t 4 time for dinner, and l don't
lt any good times.
But, dear, how can I go out and
ati'l earn extra money for you
Aad, Helen, do you realize that
even did I come home early you
are seldom here?"
Helen sobbed anew. ..
"That's right, find fault with me.
IL ] didn't love you SO 1 wouldn't
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
Woman's Daily Magazine Page
HELEN HUNTERS HUSBAND
BY JANE PHELPS.

I care, but when q woman loves q
man it hurts SO when he is cross
and selfish" self-pity bringing add
cd sobbing.
damn it all, Helen!" Jack ex-
ploded, Il see there's no use trying
to reason with you. Forgive me,
dear, | didn't mean to say that
Come, get to bed, Well manage
somehow"
But Helen would not be APP
peased and as a result they had
their first serious quarrel.
In the morning came the making
lup. 1t is an old saying that the
making up of first real quarrel is
delightful; that it draws people
with some, but 1t left bad taste
in the mouth with Jack Hunter.
Not that he allowed Helen to see
this; far from it, His grumbling
was all done to himself.
But before he left he once more
brought up the subject of debt, and
the party.
"Give them simple refreshments,
dear. They will have just as good
a time, and it will be far better for
all concerned"
Meaning you"
"And you, dear. Aren't we one?"
Helen smiled sweetly. She had
gained her point; was to have her
party. She would do what she
thought best, and Jack would have
to pay for It.
One of Helen's fayorite maxims
was that q woman can make man
do anything she wants to. provided
he loves her, and she goes about it
lin the right way.
! Often she would say:
"You are so clever, Jack" wheel
| ling him, you have brains. You
must learn to make people pay for
| them"
| If she noticed he looked gaunt
and tired she said nothing. If
someone mentioned it in her pres
ence she would invariably reply:
| "Oh, Jack is all right! But he
will not go to bed. He sits up read
ing or fussing half the night" That
he was fussing to make more mon
| ey for her to spend she never ac-
knowledged even to him. He did
| it because he liked to.
In this way she quoted her con-
science--if at that time she pos
sessed such thing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
BEAUTY CHATS
THE USEFUL CREAM JAR.
BY Edna Kent Forbes.

Cold cream should be used but
not over-used. The woman with
an oily skin needs astringents
rather than cold cream, but If she
has blackheads, which are COM
mon to greasy skins, she should
use cleaning cream before she
washes her face, but then get ii
all out with soap and hot water.
Few women seem to know the
very best way of using cold cream
1t Is primarily a cleansing agent,
the inexpensive creams on the mar
ket have only one virtue, that Of
being cleansing. Creams to elimi-
4 nate wrinkles or nourish. the skin
are made of different and expen-
sive Ingredients.
A cream rubbed into the skin
and allowed to stay on must at
tract dirt and dust, 1t cannot do
otherwise. If it is covered with
powder it forms a thick. sticky
mass which clogs the pores and
in my opinion, does much more
harm than good. Therefore, the
best way to use cold cream is to
rub 1t over the face, work it thor
oughly into the skin with the fin
ger tips and then wash 1t all out
with soap and warm water. This
will leave the skin cleaner than or
binary soap ard water washing.
This treatment, like every other
variety Of face washing, should be
followed by a cold astringent rinse
to close the pores and further
stimulate the skin.
If the skin is chapped, dry or
wrinkled, a special cream made
with vegetable oils should he used.
This sort is most effective il used
after skin has been washed, pref
erably at bed time.
Sunshine:-As you are only ten
pounds overweight you can lose
this easily through your exercise
in the gymnasium of the college
you are attending. This will be
preferable to attempting a diet
while at school. which would be
very inconvenient.
Inquisitive:-- Agar agar is ex-
cellent for keeping the digestive
tract cleared. 1t is q Japanese
seaweed sold In bulk form at all
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
Efficient HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA A. KIRKMAN.

must dry thoroughly before you
| apply paint of a contrasting color.
When it is quite dry, squeeze some
OF the gray oil paint from its tube
and simply drag" this gray paint
| onto the vase, over the old-rose
shade. The gray should be
dragged on" in streaks, not at all
eVenly--in fact, the more uneven
the streaks. the better. DO not at
tempt to cover all the pink paint,
In some places, apply the gray
| thlnly so that the pink shows
through it slightly; in other places
apply 1t thickly.
The blue paint, used exactly as
the old-rose, with gray put on over
| 1t in streaks as described above,
gives equally beautiful results. Or
one may use yellow for a founda-
| ton paint on the vase and then
drag on brown paint over the
| yellow. Select your own color
combinations. It is a good plan to
have a piece OF flat window glass
at hand to try out the various color
combinations on before putting
them on a vase. COR an old piece
of broken china may be used for
this testing work.
And the best part Of 1t all is that
one does not have to be naturally
artistic-one needs not the slight
est talent for drawing-in order to
make one OF tnese artistic vases!
! The friend to whom / referred
! above, who makes these pretty
| c,,I 1T n
slightest thing about picture paint
| ng-indeed, has never had lesson
| in drawing or painting. She is an
invalid who spends her life in a
wheel chair and who keeps herself
! happy with similar delightful oc-
equations. Some day | am going
to tell you about other, things she
| makes in the hope that other in
valids as well as we'll people. may
| also enjoy making them.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
RIPPING RHYMES
By WAIT MASON.

my aunt's lament? / met a brok-
err and he said, you know that oil
we'll stock you bought? We all
supposed that 1t was dead, too
dead to skin, we brokers thought;
and now it's soaring overhead, in
every market it Is sought" Then
I rebuked my widowed aunt when
to my cottage | repaired: This
sign and omen stuff is cant, and
bunk and piffle," l declared; and
YEARLY she heard me rant, and
merely crossed her hands and
glared. "Your spiel" she NUT
tered, lis no good; you talk like
one who has the mango; the
omens are not understood by one
whose wits are wild and strange;
if you were wise you'd knock on
wood-your present luck is bound
to change"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
PROHIBITION AGENTS
CAPTURE FIVE MEN,
STILL AND MOTOR CAR


United States prohibition en-
forcement agents who returned
from Socorro yesterday morning
reported the arrest of Salamon
Madrid and Estanislado Baca at
Socorro, and the capture of q still
at the same place. The officers
also arrested Frank +. Vauldestino
and Jose Mendez, who We're said to
have been driving q new Ford road
ster filled with five cases of te-
quila eight miles north of Socorro.
Officers also reported the ar
rest Of w. G. Milligan at San Mar
cial. The latter was said to have
been selling whisky at a soft drink
stand. All of the accused We're
held under 81 900 bond for the dis
trict court when they faced Unit
ed States commissioner.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
SUPERSTITION,

broke mirror t'other day,
and dropped a fork upon the floor;
and Aunt Eliza rose to say, Mis-
fortunes now will mako you sore;
no man can flout the fates that
way, and not find life a beastly
bore. It's i'll to break looking
glass, 1t calls up all the imps of
gloom, and many evils come to
pass when forks are strewn about
the room; your lucks forsaken
you, alas, you're walking hand in
hand with doom" That morning,
by the early mail, I got a letter
from gent who long ago had bor-
rowed kale, and now he paid me
every cent; so what did dropping
forks avail? What force was in
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
WORK ON 9-STORY
BANK BUILDING TO
BE STARTED MAY

Summer and Oliver Solicit, Chi
cago contractors who will have
charge of the erection OF the nine
story First National bank building
at the northeast corner of Third
street and Central avenue, are in
the city completing the details of
the contract and making a survey
Of the building site.
1t is probable that the work will
be started May /, which is the
date on which the present build
ing will be vacated. It is planned
to tear down the old buildings In
one working day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15


Here is a new dance frock for
the debutante which is surely airy
enough for the warmest spring
weather. 1t is a simple style with
a plain sleeveless blouse and full
skirt. Although it looks dark in
the photograph, it is really a col
orful orange shade. Mousseline
makes the under dress, which is
yelled in silk chiffon to match.
The simplicity of the gown is its
main charm and this simplicity is
only relieved by a wide band of
gold lace placed just below the
hips and by a gold girdle trimmed
at intervals with clusters of gold
grapes, The color scheme is car
ried out in the gold slippers and
stockings worn
This frock will be just the thing
for the brunette to wear to her
after Easter ddnres and dinners.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
FREE BAND CONCERT
TO BE GIVEN SUNDAY
AT 2::30 AT ARMORY

A special Easter, concert will be
given by the City band Sunday
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock at the
armory. Easter music will form
a part of the program. The concert
is free to the public and will be
under the direction of Band Master
Fred K. Ellis, who conducted the
concerts here last year.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-15
DR.. TERRELL HERE
FOR INSPECTION
OF HEALTH WORK

DR.. John Farrell, director of the
International Health board, arrived
here yesterday to confer with Coun-
ty Health Official DR.. o. C. West.
DR.. Farrell is making tour of
the county inspecting the work and
methods Of the various health bu-
reaus which are aided by Rookie
Teller Foundation funds.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
TEXAN TO SPEAK

Mass Meetings to be Held at Laurens
and Gray Court In Interest Of the
Cotton Association.
Mass meetings Of members Of the
South Carolina Cotton Growers AS
ISOLATION and any other farmers who
are interested will be held In this city
and Gray Court next Wednesday, Au-
gust 23. The meeting here Will be
held at 10:30 o'clock In the morning
and at Gray Court at o'clock In the
afternoon.
Mr.. f. R, Shanks, a Texas farmer,
will be the principal speaker at both
meetings, but other speeches VIII be
made by local men.
Mr.. l.. M. Beacllain, in charge or the
cotton association campaign in TINS
county said yesterday that he Wouid
like to see as many farmers as posi-
BILE in attendance on these meetings
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
EOUBLE HEADER TsOMORROW
Anderson and LaurenS Teams to Play
Two Games on Local Lot Tomorrow,

Anderson and LaurenS Teams to Play
Two Games on Local Lot Tomorrow.
Anderson and Laurcns will play a
double bill Oh the local lot tomorrow,
the first game starting at 3 o'clock AS
this will be big bargain day a large
crowd is expected to be out to sec the
games. The two teams will play
again at the regular hour Friday af-
ternoon, this being the last game in
the Carolina league to be played on
the local diamond.
Laurens lost to Greenwood Monday
afternoon in a fourteen inning battle
by score Of to 1. NIoscley pitched
a great game for Laurens, but errors
at critical times lost the game. Yes
tcrday's battle was called in the third
inning on account Of rain with the
score 3 to | in favor Of the local boys.
This makes the third game played with
Greenwood where rain apparently
snatched the game away from Laurens,
both games on July Fourth having
been called in early innigs with Lau-
rens leading by big margins.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
SCHOOL OPENS SEPT. II
New Pupils to be Enrolled and C0ndi-
ton Examinations to be Held Dur
ing the Week Previous.

A"b thC VSth EcNlOUSs
The 1929 term Of the Laurens
lcity schools will begin Monday morn
ing, September II. according to an an
nounccment published elsewhere in
this paper Il, which Sapt. Gas1uo gives
full details governing entrance.
New pupils will be enrolled on Mon
day. Tuedsay and "Wednesday of the
iweck previous and condition examina-
tions will be held Thursday and Fri
day Of the same week.
The school trustees have had new
frame building erected during the past
summer to take care OF tho classes
which were taught in the private resi-
dence across the street last year. 1t
Is understood that this building is in
tended to be temporary and will be
used pending the erection Of a perman-
ent structure either on the present
school grounds or elsewhere in the
city.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
Death of an Infant

Funeral services were held here
Thursday afternoon over the body OF
the infant son Of Capt. and Mrs. Roy
c. Hilton, of Columbia. The child was
just two weeks old, having lived just
long enough to endear himself to its
parents and those who attended him
in his sickness. Mrs. Hilton, who was
Miss Ruth Easterby, Of this city, was
still unable to accompany the little
satisfactory recovery from her sick
ness.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
J. w. SIMMONS DIES
AT CROSS HILL HOME
Brother Of 0. b. Simmons of This CITY.
Funeral Yesterday.

Brother Of O. B. Simmons of This CITY.
Funeral Yesterday.
]. w. Simmons, prominent citizen
of Cross Hill, and brother Of o. B.
Simmons Of this city, died Monday af-
ternoon at five o'clock at his home in
Cross HILL Tho funeral was conduct
ed yesterday afternoon at four o'clock
in Cross HILL
For the past two years, Mr.. Sim
mons had been paralyZed. UP until
that time. he was a prominent NOR
chant and cotton buyer at Cross Hill
lie was about sixty years Of age. For
"a number Of years he had been a
member Of the Methodist church.
Mr.. Simmons is survived by his
wife and two sons, Frank and Roy of
Cross Hill. The following brothers and
sisters also survive Mr.. Simmons: c.
Up. Simmons, Grccnville; o. b. Sim
mons, Laurcns; J. NJ Simmons, Mount
vile; Mrs. NJ NJ. Mcdonald, Miami:
Mrs. r. l.. Fielder, St. Matthews; Mrs.
&c. f. Scawright, Due West; Mrs. II. NJ
Cobb, Hodges; Mrs. James Graham
Hodges; Mrs. Nv. =. Martin, WilliStOn
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
Soil Snccialist Coming

DR.. n. e. Winters, Clemson College
soil specialist, is scheduled to come
to Laurcns county the 18th and lStf
of this month. County Agent G. L.
Vaughan has planned four meetings.
for him, as follows:
Thursday morning, tho 18th. al
O:30--IIaurens court house
Thursday afternoon, the 18th at
3:30--Gray Court-Owings school
Friday morning, the 18th at 1850
Poplar Springs school.
Friday afternoon, the 18th at $50
hickory Tavern school.
DIR. Winters is considered one OF the
best authorities on soil building In the
state.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-08-16
Union Service Sunday

AT the union service at the First
Methodist church next Sunday morn
ing Professor j. c.. Guilds, president
Of Columbia College, will occupy the
pulpit. Professor Guilds is not a
preacher in the common meaning OF
the word, nevertheless, he is frequent
ly called on to supply for preachers
and the community is fortunate in llav-
ing him to come next Sunday.