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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
WOMAN DECLARES
MEN SHOULD SCRUB
Physician Has Plan for New
Idea of Distribution of
Work for Sexes.
BY CHARLES \. SMITH
International News Service Stan
Correspondent

LONDON, Dec. 14-Men should
do the cooking. scrubbing and wash
ing-among other jobs-and wo-
men should do nursing. doctoring.
preaching. and other work connect
ed with the church.
This, according 10 DR.. Sloan Ches-
ser, famous London woman doctor,
Is the Ideal distribution of work.
At a meeting OF the Women's
Freedom League in London the fair
doctor conjured UP a picturesque
vision OF men toillng among the
cooking utensils and scrubbing the
brushes while women concentrated
on infant welfare.
For thousands OF years, she said,
women had done the hard work OF
the world. The old argument that
women were too weak to do certain
kinds OF work had never been APP
piled to such tasks as carrying
buckets about the house and scrub
bling the floors.
Three Typical Reasons
She advanced three reasons for
reversing things and making men
cook and char. Because men are
physically stronger than women.
Because cooking is of tremendous
Importance for the welfare of the
family-and would, therefore, be
better undertaken by men-long
known as the more competent
sex. Because experience shows that
where men do this work they do II
hotter than women
There is one aspect Of homework
however, from which DR.. Chesser
would exempt misunderstanding.
Men fail as nurses because the
duty Of nursing is inspired by the
mother spirit in women" she said
"Men have not that instinct. and
that is the reason why they are nc
good as nurses"
Where Men Excel
But DIR. Chesser admits that NJ
sharp line of demarcation could be-
drawn between mems and women:
work.
Men excel in creative work. sh'
said. THAT is only because wo
mems creative energy goes 10 the
fulflment Of the motherhood func
| ton"
! Woman would soon put this tops!
turvy world right. she concluded.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
ChdtteL Mortgage King
of Indiana Bankrupt

DANVILLE. Ill, Dec. 14.-Jonn
T. Judy. known throughout the CEN
trail states as the "chattel mortgage
king Of Indiana has filed a volun-
tary petition in bankruptcy in the
circuit court at williamson, with
an Indebtedness Of more than $780,
600.
He was founder Of Judville, 10
miles north Of Wllliamsport p years
auO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
College Students Think
MuSsOlini Is Alcohol Rub,
Moratorium Death Notice

SYRACUSE. Dec. 14-College stu
dents care so little about current
events they think Mussolini is an
alcohol rub, according to Prof. Fin
ley G. Crawford. who recently tried
out a QUESTIONABLE on his class at
Syracuse
Taking names Of prominent men
and topics from headlines OF daily
newspapers. he found the students
with low average idea of who &
who. Some OF the answers We're
Pinchot is a French interpreter
in the United States
Moratorium is a death notice in
Germany.
Ghandi is an italian ambassador
to Washington.
Fuedism is a revolutionary party
In Bavaria.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
HUMOR'S SOBER SIDE!
Being an Interview With Tom Dalv Tenth of Series on
How HumOrSts Get That WAY"
BY JosIIPHINE VAN DE GRIEF

III 1CoAsA = ~ III
Whadya mean. How hard 70 -
70 be funny demands Tom DAILY
oOlumnist for the Philadelphia
Record and after-dinner speaker.
II the proposition Is addressed 20
humorous speakers rather than 20
writer's the answer -. 70 isn't hard
a. al. The difficulty consists in
continuing 20 be funny through. say.
half hours talk without making
yourself ridiculous. or otherwise a
nuisance.
Every speaker has al least one
laugh getteT but no man can be
sure until he feels out his audience,
how all the other little tricks in his
beg may be best fitted IN SO, .t isn't
hard 90 be funny but II IS hard 20 be
funny continuously.
The best laugh getter? Customs
ard conditions change. but this is
sure-flre gag:
a dozen years ago Charles ST.
Schwab told this 20 me as typical Of
German thoroughne4s:
a travelling salesman. Fez he.
Eot or train At souse Besslehem
one morning and. starting up the
tracks with his suit case, overlook
q couple % Pennsylvania Dutch.
Pardon me says he, but do
you know where tho macaronl fac
tory tsp
Meck'roni factory echoed one,
looking AT h.s companion. did YOU
know ware iss q? No, We don't know
ware iss IT,
The trveler thanked them and
went on his way
Presently one Dutchman looked
al the other and said, II wonder
didn't he mean der noodle factory
I wonder said the other and
the first said. We go ask him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
AYERS FARMERS
ARE BANKRUPT

WASHINGTON, Dec. 14.-(By L.
u. S)-Ninety per cent of the farm
ers Of the northwest are bankrupt,
W. J. Robinson. chairman of the
Northwest Grain Growers association
told the senate agriculture commit
tee today. Robinson declared tn
government would have to extend
direct financial aid within year or
the farmers would be driven off their
farms by poverty.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
SOUTH SEA ISLAND
HAS 4 WOMEN TO
EVERY MERE MALE
Rapa, in Austral Group, Is
Habitat of Lazy Men-HOs-
pitable 10 Whites.
By IRENE CoRBALIY KUHN.
International News Service Special
Correspondent.


HONOLULU. T. H. Dec. IA
Overwhelming numerical superior
ity OF females does not necessarily
mean that the men ara chased ur
hill and down dale by the females
who outnumber them There Is the
Island OF Raps. for instance, in the
Austral group in the South Pacific
about which some writer Of fren-
zted fiction, in an endeavor 20 out
OsBrien the redoubtable Frederick
himself. wove glittering narratives
that made all previous tales OF the
South Seas evaporate into thin air
by comparison
Now comes tho real truth about
Rapa from tho lips OF J. T. G..
Stokes, backed up by Mrs. Stokes,
who went with her husband on a
Swo-year expedition to the AustTal
ErOup In the interests OF the Bishop
Museum OF Honolulu. where DR..
Stokes is ethnolOgist. Or. and Mrs.
Stokes have Just returned to Homo
lulu.
Rapa IS a land OF lazlness and
EAAe-L0E the lElell--S6lN6 III NaAffN t.rs
The Rapa male population IS for
the most part. too lazy 20 live, and
so there are four women for every
man. Does the beauteOus Rapa
happer get out her Ratchet when
she wants n beau and so after him
with several others Of her age.
strength and inchnations She
does not
Not Too Anxious.
The women OF Eapa are not or
AL anxious 90 marry the men of
their oun race, SAYS DR. Stokes.
as. once they are married. they
become little moro than slaves.
They have TO hold on or control
over their husbands, who, despite
the fact that each man has only
one official wife never forget that
each OF them has three other pos
sible candidates for the oG5e.7,
wffe's position. A double standard
prevails I'm Rspa too. for IL the Of
fetal wife attempts 10 enjoy The
same privileges that her husband
does she is liable TO q severe beat
ing up" to say the least
The people OF Bapa-lnd this
probably means the women cspe-
ciaIlyN-are exceedingly hospitable
70 white men. As a result OF the
recently published articles lnent
the island and the ideal conditions
there several white "beaCLcomb-
ers" have taken Up headquarters
on Rapa. much 10 the delight OF
he native women Needless 90 re-
mark. Rara IS likely 10 become the
South Pacific beacbcombers now
paradise.
Women Do Work.
Although an the agricultural work.
aud preparation or food Us done by
the women DIR Stokes SAYS that
the stories that have been circulated
o. the actual feeding OF The Ea0a
men by the women are true only ir
one respect-that is. thlt the women
sometimes feed the men. but not
three times. or even once n dav 10
- the custom on festive occasions
for the women playfu.ly 90 pu, food
INTO the mouths or the men. The
aforementioned frenZicl fcti0n.s-
was on the island on one or these
occasions TO doubt and sent the
nevs around the word that Dee had
discovered an exclusive heavcn-oD-
earth for men
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15

$50 they ran after the traveller as
hard as they could pelt, ana finally
catching mp TO him. the spokesman
said. Mister. didn't YOU mean the
noodle factory
Certainly. noodle factory. maca-
roui factory, where they make all
those things. Where IS it?'
" Vel, ve don't know ware dot les
ala0.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
BIi5zdFdS Refard
Shipping On Lakes

CHICAGO. Dec. 14.-(By I. y. 81
The FIRST raaI snow storm Of The
winter visited Chicago ard vicinity
early today Weather forecasts
promised further precipitation to-
morrow and saturday.
Lake shipping was reported held
mp by severe blizzard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
One Burned to Death
in Buffalo Holocaust

BUFFALO, Dec. 13.-(By L. p
One person burned to death here
today in fires which drove many
victims into the bitter cold and did
$1,000 property damage.
James McQuively, age 50. Utica
y y. persisted when the cold
springs car barn of the International
Railway company burned
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15

BRAZIL. Dec. I4-None OF the
IS passen gers IN a Brazil 10 Terre
Houts Motor Bus were seriously IN
jured when Z turned over into a
ditch THURSDAY The bus was travel
Ing on the national Eoad west OF
Brazil and was taking miners TO
work. Il silCded on the Icy pave
paent. Rose RSinbolt. driver. suf-
fere5 a spra.ne0 leg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
Bonded WhiSkey Supply
MOUed to Louisville

LOUISVILLE. Ky. Dec. 14-In
accordance with the governments
recently adopted policy of concen-
trating into central strOage ware
houses. all the bonded whisky now
in the country. 100 barrels Of wills
ky owned by r j. Curley & Co.
New York. arc being moved 20 this
city from the Camp Nelson distil-
lery on the Kentucky river
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
Wilson losses Hat In Ring?

NEW YORK Dec. t3(U. P)-Ncw political activity
Wilson limited here 1 w
secretary Of state, will be terminated Dec 81.
a In the
of be
estima ted,s an annOu by by said.
Tfes wit he Ina
leaders
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
Fire in Papers Results in
50. 500 DAMAGE to Residence

Fire o. ing in a bundle OF
papers 70, litchen range result
ed i'm se damage at the resi-
dence o. I'D Blyler, 1549 Ell
wood av., az o'clock Thursday
morning. Fire company No six and
Central station answered the first
alarm. A second alarm called out
station NO. 4 The damag e amount
ed 10 about S2,500. Insurance
amounted to S1.4OO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
Husbands Silence" Causes
Wife 10 Ask for Divorce

A,lcglng that her husband, Glenn.
would not speak to her for days at
"a time. Ada V.nnedse filed a COM
p.a.nt for divorce in Superior court
No. I claiming that he had separ-
ated from her several times with
cut cause. They were marris Oct.
is. 1900 separated oct. Is. 1922 az
ter almost exactly % years OF mar
red l.te she asks SIS each week FOR
support money for their 15-year-old
daughter. Veronica.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15
STRIKE ENDS.

EVANSVILLE, Ind. Dec. 13.-
Strike at the Korff coal mine, near
Bonneville. was over today when Us
men went back to work under
temporary agreement. according to
company officials.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-15

Boob thought you used TO
praise extra dry. Simp-Yes. but
I've never favored bone dry-Seat-
tie Post IntelligenCer.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
CREEK MINING COMPANY
 IS ORGANIZED

Articles of incorporation of the Cripple Creek Mining Company have been filed in Juneau, the in- corporators being James Wicker. sham, presidnt, J. w. Kehoe, sec- retary-treasurer, Lockie Mckiin- non, John W. Frame and Harry Hummel, directors. The com pany is organized to develop the Cripple Creek group of five claims, situated up the Salmon river, nine miles from Hyder. The capital izatioh is 10000 shares of $1OO each.
 Several promising surface show ings occnr on the property, and tunnel is being run on one of these starting from the wagon road, the work being in charge of Mir. Hummel.. :: The tunnel is now in 40 feet, breaking to the hanging wall, where there is stringer of fne galena ore of shipping grade. The tunnel face is in milling ore that assays from B to $IO a ton. The last assay from the high grade gave. gold $42, sil*er,$59.5O, cop per $40. 5Q, lead 5e:9o, a total of $ie2.0 a ton. A large open cut at the mouth of the tunnel shows the vein to be ten feet in width. It is the intention to con- tinue driving this tunnel throughout the winter. and in the spring install macffifeiy tt the4etSeEkttuj..:pro, k4 ct the ground. :
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
TITAN TUNNEL IN
 MILLING ORE

'" Jack Fitzgerald, manager of the Titan, was down this week for sup plies. taking, advantage of the heavy snow crust to stock up in advance of the mines immediate requirements. The tunnel, he says, is in 91 feet, with full face of live blue quartz that is we'll mineralized with iron pyrites and makes a good grade of milling ore. The tunnel must be driven about 100 it. mora to get under the big ore shoot that crops on the surface: The show
 ing is 80 encouraging that all of the crew are taking units in the Titan Syndicate, which is the best recommendation that any property could have. >'~ 7
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
WILL HOLD CARNIVAL

The Pioneers are preparing to stage another carnival at New YeaFs' time, similar to the one that was such a. success a year ago. Boxes will soon be distributed to receive votes for the carnival queen and it is understood that the ean- didates will be Miss Helen Hall of Hyder, Miss Edith Crawford of Stewart and Miss Stratford of the Premier. There will be two nights of merriment, January 1 and 2 with a masquerade ball on the second night.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
AAYOX HAS ROUGH TRIP

Battling a north gale all the way from Vancouver, and with a barge in tow as far as Anyox, the freight CT Anyox arrived Tuesday with 15O tons of coal for Workman & Law renee, and cleared for Tacoma with 100 tons of Prsin1ir concentrates and 115O tons of hish-graoe ore. The gales encountered weIe the worst ever~met on this run, and Captain Paddy Canterbury had little time away from the bridge with fae'exGeptienslaatfilYo ptienslat!l1Y days.that the; ship was forced to tie up at Poi1 Simpson, Chief Engineer Alex Findlay also put in extra time driving his engines for all there was in them.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
SERVICE MEN CELERRlTEI : ::

The smoker held by the Inter- T tional Service Club in the Light house Rooms on the nieI. of nt 6. 7 will long be remembert i by t e boys as an event speed to repie- ton with gooi, genuine f,3n Soi es and stories whirled the int away and there was plenty to sat, w.;h real wholesome heer tc wash t down, the gathering 1ai $ plt,e on the B. c. side.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
ALL READY FOR COMMUNITY
 
 CHRISTMAS

The committees in charge of arranging for the kiddies Christmas tree have been working faithfully, and a night of real enjoyment for ti2 tots as well IS the erown-ups Is well assured. A program will be put on by the school children, who are being trained by their teacher, Miss Olson. Those who attended the last school entertain m,nt were pieasurAbly surpriRed by the talent displayed by the pu- pilS, and are looking forward to the night If Dec, 23 for another treat. The school program will be interspersed with numbers by var inus members of the community.
 The program will be followed by a ChristHt4o tree laden with gifts, and Santa Claus has promised to be there in person to distribute them.
 Those Christmas boxes in all public places are not yet full. Don't 10 get to contribute. The more they contain, the more enjoyment the little folks will receive fem their greatest holiday of the year.
 The entertainment is to be a community als5f S''s,sssryee in the valley is expected to be there. Never mind about dressing Up. Most folks are going just as they look. .,-
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
A[ASKA...S. s, CO, . 7. ID. MAKE HYDER
 PORT OF CALL

The following radiogram speaks for itself. ~..s..
 Seattle, Wash, Dec. IS, 1920. Commercial Association, Hydef,' Alaska.
 Alaska Steamship Company contemplates establishing service to Hyder, possibly commencing with sailing of steamer Jefferson from Seattle December 30.. Please ad. wise whether wharf has been com pleted, and approximately how much business we might expect if the Jefferson should be sceduled to call at Hyder northbound every other trip, which would be ap- proximately every 28 days.
 John H. Bunch.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

Mrs, Louise Moore of the Joker Dress Sakine Shop has purchased the prop erty from Joe Green recently occupied by Mrs, NJ, Vincent. She intends to con- tinue her dressmakins and in conjunc- ton open an up-to-date Italian Spagh- etti and Mexican Chii Con Carne Parlor" in April or May, 1928. Thanking each one for their patronage
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
MOOSE HAVE :EhJOYMEN7

The local order of Moose more than enjoyed themselves at the Stewart Hotel last Monday night. A class of 23 new members was initiated, after which the hall was thrown open and a dance held which proved one of the most pleasurable of the season. The hall was taste fully decorated with Moose em- blems and evsrereens, and the lunch supplied by the ladies left 'hha5aaTg dsb Sskslxed, Deputy su: preme Dictator Ernest Blue dufihg the course of the evening delivered an interesting address pertaining to the Moose lodge,
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
NOTICE, YOU SHAVERS

Hereafter the regular closing time of the Malamute barbering department will be 9 ?. m, and on Sundays and holidays 2p. T. Jos Grasho.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13
PERSONAL AND PERTINENT

For the ehiidren-Books, Paipts, Games, Stationery, Candy at The Midget Emporium. ..... Sam Carruthers left Sunday. for Smithers, B. c. with J. H. Bell, to look at some mining property owD- ed by the latter.
 The Victoria Apartments in: Fly der B. c. now has pump. Fine water was SstrucE at a depth of 16 feet below the surface of the tide. flats. 2, :.
 Cy. Deane of Vancouver is now third officer on the Anyox. repIac- ing c Brewster, who has been pro- noted to be second mate of the Griffso. .;..> = -.: .~
 AFT. Stems and family left Sun day for Seattle. They were here almost year, Mir. Stems being maaaeer of the Salmon River stores during the winding-up period,
 Have a real Holly Wreath in your home. Fresh HolIey- at The Midget Emporium. '- Albert Mayer has installed wood working machinery on the second floor of his blacksmith shop and Twill soon be turning out all kinds t0f cabinet work and mission a. c, -fuSni- ture.
 The entire pipe-ftting crew of the Premier with the. exception of the foreman, came down the hill this week. They claim they quit on account of the mine .mapaseE giving orders thatsconflicted with their foreman's instructions.
 The Midget Emporium has a Christmas display that is worth going miles to see. It is the most attractive. most appropriate, most "Christmasy" arrangement of Holi- day goods ever+seen in the district. The sprays of real holly, with their flaming red berries, give finishing touch that almost arouses longings fer the old home Outside.
 The Carmen arrived from Ketchi- kan Tuesday and is still here, hay ing suffered an accideH, to the ma chinery aS she was about 10 start on the return trip. Wm. McGrsw, whose suit against Billie LaHurr and Ms. Wakefield Is on the court docket i,;,d th, boat come over up. der charter fer him and his wit nesses, Archie Patterson and Ed FernaiI
 C, r. Thomas, who is ore of the four men injured by the explosion that killed Harold Booey at the Pren fer oa the morning of Dec. 3, left Su day for Victoria for treat ment d the Jubilee hospital. He is in a serious condition, suffering from g fractured skull. and Is de- lorious :, large part of the time. A sister came upto accompany him to Victoria.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

Don't go home hungry. Get lunch at the Ocean View.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

The Deico light system tt Keiths' Hotel, besides lighting. that place throughout, is now supplying light to ,he Ocean View hotel i'll HydeE B. .. and the Alaska Cafe in >thiS town. A pole line was set in the a,ioy between kinesway and Queens way.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

The Midget Emporium.
 Christmas Decorations at The Midget Emporium.
 Nice new line of goods at Law renOe's Jewelly Store. <
 Harold Conner returned Sunday from a visit in Vancouver
 See the display of Christmas goods at The Midget Emporium.
 Pete Fite, one of the Premier's stand-by's. spent the week in town. R. W, Workman returned Sun day from a business trip to Rupert.
 Harry Noeter, finishinfi carpen- ter at the Premier, was down this. week. B. Kassoff returned Sunday after an absence of six months in Van eouver.
 D. W. MoLeman left Sunday for a visit in Victoria, Seattle and Portland.
 A bath room has been added to the eonveniences of the. Ocean View Hotel. Mrs. Maenus Meisineseth left Sunday for visit with her sister in Chicago.
 Mrs. Hill, who hes 6een visiting ;hes- sister; Mrs. Campbell, left Sun. day for the Outside.
 Headquarters for Rogers Bros: silverware and silver plate. Law trencs:s. Jewelry Store.
 seasonable iin PSfsas esfss: : Christ. mas Stickers, Greeting Cards, at The Midget Emporium. :. EPTRA-Extra-Bob Jan1ieson put new door sill under the front door of the Hotel Hyder.
 Joe Arsneau. one of the Premier office staff, left Sunday to spend the holidays in Vancouver.
 ,Dr. Chace has received a letter from B Bsb McKlem. stating that he is working in a mine at Burke. Ida. Give him a box of Lovera Noble Cigars. Boxes of twenty-five at The Midget Emporium. Wm. Hanson and family, resi- dents of Stewart during the sum- mer months, left Sunday for Seat tie.
 Pat McNamara, who has been driving truck for the Crawford Transfer Co.,, left Sunday for Van couver
 Jack Fitzgerald, nanager of the Titan, brought down $19 donated by ths crew for the Hyder kiddies Christmas tree.
 (. A. Banks, manager of the B. ( Silver, accompanied by Mrs Banks, returned Sunday from a business trip to Vancouver
 Mrs. Johanna Miller returned on the Carmen from Ketchikan where she obtained a divorce from Ruben Miller, a former resident of Hyder. In addition to granting the diverec. Judge Reed restored her maiden name. Miss Johanna Porter.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

Larse coal heater, now in Salmon Rivet Store. for sale Ernes Rue.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

Cabins to rent. Blondy Charlton.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

A farewell dance in honor of Ii. Pattinson, who installed the DelcO light system in Ksiths' hotel, will be held Saturday night of this week in the. .hotel assembly hall. MT. Pattinson intends leaving Sunday for Vancouver. :
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

This Bspsf is Out t0 BubHsh all the Mining News. Keep YouF Friends Posted by. Sending them the Paper after You Have Read. it. Boost for Hyder all the Time,
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

-'lssian steam baths sl. H. J. Scott
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

Lawrence. the Matchmaker.
Hyder Alaska miner., 1922-12-13

The salmon River nastraot ia MarVelOusly Rich in Minerals and Hydel is the Gateway in Consequence of Which Hyder is the Fastest Growing Town in the North.