The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-15
They had a good cry.

wOul0 ne IN SESSION Trying u get
him with the Goods, he would be
motoring in Normandy and tossing
Showers CT Silver to the Peasantry.
Do not mistrust the Tale, for
every Buccaneer from Broad Street,
". Y. to the st. Francis Bar at
the Golden Gate. was once a Poor
Boy with Store Clothes on his
Back and Grand Larceny in his
Heart.
When Angle went to visit Lib.
after the Lapse of Many Years, you
can Gamble that they had some
Talk to unload.
Angie carried a Wicker Suit
Case costing s4.ss. and her Gen.
era' Get-Up was that Of the
Honest Creature who may be found
in any Hotel Corridor at 2 a. m.
rnassaging the Mosaic Floor with
q Hot Cloth.
Get mer' said Wilbur's wife,
dropping YEARLY to a Divan in. the
Style Of Louis Quatorze. Pipe the
Lid! 1t is a 1919 Model and the
Aigrette is made of Broom Straw.
Take a Peek at the shine Tailor
Made and the Paper Shoes. Ever
since they wished that False Alarm
on to me I have been giving a cor
rect Imitation of Lizzie the Honest
Working Girl. Each Evening he
comes home to give me a Sweet
Kiss and promises me Trip to Eu-
rope and a Set Of Gray Squirrels,
and next Morning. when get up to
remove the Oatmeal from the Fire
less Cooker, find on the Back
Porch q large Roughneck in .
Sweater who has come to shut off
the Gas or take away the Parior
Furniture. Then think Of You,
with your Closets hanging full OF
fluffy Frocks ana your Fingers
crowded with Jewels and your Man
rushing in every few Minutes to
slap you In the Face with a Hun
dred Dollar Bill. You can take It
from me. Dearie. would Jump the
whole Game were It not for tho
Children. have put in my whole
Life trying to realize something on
a Promissory Note that was a
Bloomer to begin with. He has
kidded mo along ever since the
opening Of the Panama Canal, feed
ing me on Canned Stuff and show
ing me pictures Of Electric Runa-
bouts and Country Places on Long
Island. In the Meantime am
playing in Great Luck II i can get
q Trolley Car to Stop for me-"
Back up, Angler she exclaimed.
you should be Happy Woman.
You have your Children, both Of
which are denied a Woman of my
Assured Position in the Two Minute
Glass Of the Terrible Spenders. Talk
about Hardships! Do you know
what 1t is to lead the Grand March.
surrounded by 500 Assegai-Throw-
ers, Harpooners, and Cannibal
Queens, who are pointing you out
as the Wife of the Malefactor who
is about to be Tried in the Federal
Courts? Did you ever Stagger
around all Evening with $500, 900
worth of Tiffany Merchandise fasten
ed on to you-expecting every Min.
ute to be hit in the Couture by somr
Raffles? Did you ever, during a
Formal Dinner, hear the Door ReE
tinkle and find in the Hallway a Re-
porter from a Morning Paper who
wishes to ask your Husband II he
denies his Guilt or can give any
Reason why Sentence of Death
should not be passed upon him? Al d
you Wise to the Fact that the wife
of Successful Business Man now
occupies a Niche in the Hall of Fame
right next to the Sister of Jesse
James? You are In Great Luck. no
one takes a Shot at Failure"
Having arrived at this cordial I'm,
Outstanding, each leaned against the
other and had a Good Cry, after
which they chirked up and paid 1ot
of Attention to well-preserved
. Bachelor who dropped In to get warn,
and take a slight Fail out of the
Boot Leg cabinet.
MORAL: Whrr Wealth 1OoIks IN
at the Door, he Press Agent come
IN through the Window. .
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