Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-10-24
BY MAMMALIAN HARDEN
(Germany's Foremost Publicist)

(Germany's Foremost Publicist
| Especial Cable to The Atlanta Journal and
Chicago Daily News-Copyright, 1929
BERLIN, Oct. 23.-Mark Twain
humorously extolled the advanto ses
of Republican form of government
because it permitted calling even
the president a jackass if necessary
On the other hand, a monarchy has
an advantage too, for only a mon
arch would boast, even after de
thronement, Of possessing all good
ness, courage and foresight. Not
only does he say so but he gets his
estimate printed throughout TIE
world, and is paid higher for it than
the most popular movie star would
| be while the latter would become
ridiculous if he attempted such
self glorifcation.
Wilhelm's book proves he was:
Chosen Of God, anointed Of
Heaven, theologlan, philosopher,
pedagogue, historian, hygienist,
statesman, sailor, soldier, ship build
err, economist, poet, painter, muSi-
clan, architect, engineer, preacher.
costumer, archeo1ogist, cinematog-
capn6r, anu III jill LIlSSS Ill
surpassed and unsurpassab1e- He
foresaw further than Rlchelieu.
Washington or Bismarck, killed more
game than Louis XVI; his speeches
surpassed those of Cicero or the
sermons of Bossuets.
Monumental Egotist
If blunders were made it was de-
cause his advice was not hardened
TO and because the sublime omnis-
cience of this man, who united the
genius of Solomon, Pericles, Moses,
Buddha, Jesus, Alexander, Caesar,
Napoleon, Newton, Praxiteles, Shake
speare, Luther. Hume, Kent, Mar
Gus Aurelius, Lincoln and other
great men from Adam to Edison and
even Mary Fickford, was restrain
ed within the narrow limits Of the
imperial constitution.
You doubt it? He says so him
self, and the king, kaiser and war
lord by divine right can only speak
the truth. But his book, Americans
exclaim, is a complete failure be-
cause there was nothing really new
il in.
How wrong this verdict! I will
only point out three statements that
are utterly new to everybody.
The first: The United States
made an alliance fifteen years ago
with England and don't laugh now
with Japan against Germany.
The second, good natured, modest
old Wilhelm the First, who never
knew either correct grammar CT
spelling, was the great intellect of
his time.
Third, the British warlilie inter-
tons were proved by the stocks of
British military uniforms in Bel
GUM.
And isn't it equally new that the
kaiser, who calls himself Gods rep
resentative, can sell his memoirs
at maximum prices to the newspa-
pers of the people presented by linn
as cunning enemies and perjurud
robbers, and that the All Highest
War Lord, who flees in fear to a
foreign country. can preach from
whose courageous endurance in the
nliseries of the war is not denied by
their bitterest enemy?
Chapter Sixteen
Moreover, nobody can judge the
books fifteen chapters without
knowing the sixteenth, or decapo,
movement of the crowned virtuCso
Here, ladies and gentlemen, is an
extract therefrom which may whet
your appetites:
king Edward, my beloved uncle,
was so swollen with envy and hatred
against me that he could not button
the bottom button of his waistcoat.
Gar Nicholas was weakling who
never kept his word. King Victor
Emanuel was jealous for my manly
heroic figure and my sympathy with
the popular mood. President Poir-
care was blinded with the desire Of
revenge, and because of my fame
hated monarchy while the little
states could not resist the orders Of
the big ones, which in turn were
obliged TO obey the dictates Of the
Grand Orient of the Masonic lodge
and other Jews. But Americans
made their greatest mistake. They
would never have been brought in
tC the war against me by North
cliffe, Tardieu and company if they
had known my plans.
"They will pale with shame and
regret when I tell them. Although
I knew the president of the United
States could not return my visit,
intended, directly after the conclu-
sion of peace, to fly over Cousin
Georges land, PROSTATE in the dust,