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The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1922-12-08
NOTICE OF sHERIFF's SALE
G. f. CAMPBELL, CIerk.
First publication Nov. oath, 1922.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISIhiC :
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
McCONE.
MARY A. CLEMENTSON, GEORGE
b. CLENENTSON AND JOSEPH T..
BENNETT, Executors of the Win OF
GEORGE CLEMENTSON, Deceased,
PLAINTIFF S.
REFER ICELAND AND CHRISIl4,--
ICELAND, husband and wife, FARM
Frs AND MERCHANTS BANK Or
FRAZER, a corporation, AND Nc
CONE COUNTY, MONTANA.
Defendants.
To be sold at Sheriff's Sale at the
front door of the Courthouse in the
Town of Circle, McCone County, Mon
tana, on Saturday, the 10th day OF
December, A. d., 1922, at two O'Clock
P. M, of said day, all the right, tue
and interest of the above named de-
PENDANTS in and to the following de-
scribed real property to-wit:
West half Of Northeast quarter
(WhNEA) and East half Of
Northwest quarter (E12NWA) OF
section Nine 90 all in Township
twenty-three (23) North OF Range
Fourty-four CAD East, in McCone
County, Montana, containing 100
acres more or less;
Dated at Circle, Montana, Novem-
Der 18th, 1922.
FLOYD DAVIS, Sheriff.
BY OTTO A. KING, Deputy.
ALBERT ANDERSON,
Attorney for Plaintiff, Glendiye,
Montana.
First publication Nov. gath, 1922.
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NOTICE OF sHERIFF's SALE

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
INCOME.
MABEL w. WILKINS,
Plaintiff.
FRED d. SULLIVAN, THERESA
SULLIVAN, his wife, THE WILSON
WINGATE MORTGAGE COMPANY,
a corporation, J. M. STEWARD, YELL
|LOWSTONE VALLEY BANK AND
TRUST COMPANY, a corporation, Sc
CURITY TRUST & OIL COMPANY,
a corporation,
Defendants.
To be sold by the undersigned
Sheriff of McCone County, Montana,
at public auction to the highest and
best bidder for cash, on Saturday,
December IS, at the hour of two
o'clock, p M. of said day, in front OF
the Court House at the city of Circle,
McCone County, Montana, the follow
ing described real property, to-wit:
The Northwest quarter of the
southwest quarter INV ~ . w ~
of Section Fourteen t1D, the
Southwest quarter of the North
east quarter (SWA NEAa)s the
North half of the Southeast quar-
ter (N1aSEA), of, Section Fifteen
(15) all in Township Twenty-Five
(25) North of Range Fifty (50)
East Of the Montana Meridian,
containing One Hundred Sixty acres
more or less,
Dated at Circle, Montana this 23rd
day of November, A. D. 1922.
FLOYD DAVIS, Sheriff.
BY OTTO A. KING, Deputy.
FLORENCE w. STEPHENS,
Attorney Tor plaintiff, Circle, Mon
tana.
First publication Nov. oath, 1922.
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Plaintiff.

VS..
| LIZZIE A. NEWELL, a widow, DAW-
SUN COUNTY, MONTANA, and PEI
1EkS AND COMPANY, corporation,
Defendants.
GREETING TO THE ABOVE NAM
ED DEFENDANTS:
You are hereby summoned to an
swer the complaint in this action
winch IS filed in the office OF the
clerk OF this court, and to file your
answer and serve copy thereof upon
the plaintlff attorney within twenty
days after the service OF this sum-
mons, exclusive or the day OF service;
ana IN case OF your failure TO appear
or answer, Judgment wil be taKen
against you by default, Tor tie reIef
demanded IN the complaint.
Inc said action is brought for the
purpose OF foreclosing certain real
estate mortgage, made, executed and
delivered by the above named de-
fendant, Lizzie A. Newell, to Peters
and Company, corporation, and
thereafter duly assigned 10 the above
named plaintiff, who is now the owner
ana holder OF SAID mortgage, and
which said mortgage was duly re-
corded in the OFFICE OF the county
Clerk and Recorder OF Dawson Coun-
ty, Montana on the 10Th day of Feb
ruary A. ID. 1917 at AS o'clock P. M.
in book B-50 Of mortgages ON page
351 thereof, and which SAID real estate
~ hxyl cyInf r. in,
corporated within the boundaries Of
McCone County, Montana, where the
same is now on file and OF record, and
which said mortgage covers the fol-
lowing described real property
Southwest quarter tSWA), West
Half of the Northwest quarter
(W1aNWA), South half OF the
Southeast quarter (ShSEA) of
Section Fourteen (l4) Township
Twenty-one CID North OF Range
Forty-nine (49) E. M. p. M.
and for the further purpose of re-
covering from tHe defendants the
principal sum of $4,000 with interest
at IL per cent per annum from Dec
ember /, 1921, and the further sum OF
S1500.00 with interest at the rate of
6 per cent per annum from December
LIST, 1921, together with attorneys fees
costs of abstract of title, filing notice I
of tendency of suit and costs of
suit, all Of which more fully appears
from the plaintiffs verified complaint
on file herein reference to which is
hereby made
WITNESS my hand and the seal of
said court this 23rd day of October,
1922.
COURT SEAL)
c.. F. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
HILDEBRAND & WARREN,
Attorneys for plaintiff, Glendive,
Montana.
First publication October 9th, 1922.
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sHERIEE,S SALE


IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
INCOME
E. L. SCHAUB,
Plaintiff.
PAULINA GIENGER, JOHN GIEN-
GER,
Defendants.
To be sold at Sheriff's Sale on the
10Th day of December, 1922, at 200
o'clock in the afternoon, at the front
door of the County Court House Of
McCone County, Montana, in the town
of Circle, Montana, in said McCone
County:
The East Half of Section Eight
cen in Township Seventeen,
North of Range Forty-fiye, East
of the Montana Principal Nerd
ian, McCone County, Montana.
FLOYD DAVIS, Sheriff.
BY OTTO A. KING, Deputy.
L. A. FISHER,
Attorney for plaintiff, Glendive,
Montana.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the matter of the Estate or
e. DAVID WRENN.

III 49, A16NtSt VA Tue Ectat6 Va
G. DAVID WRENN,
deceased.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN by
the undersigned C. L. Smith, admins
traitor OF the estate of c. David Wrenn
deceased, to the creditors OF, and all
persons having claims against the
said deceased, to exhibit them with
the necessary vouchers, within four
months after the first publication OF
this notice, to the said administrator
at the office of George E. Ericsson, At
torney, Poplar, Montana, the same
being the place for the transaction OF
the business of said estate.
c. L. SMITH,
Administrator of Estate of C. David
Wrenn, Deceased.
Dated October 18th, 1922.
First publication Oct. goth, 1922.
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sHERIFF's SALE

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
INCOME.
LUCY w. MORRIS,
Plaintiff,
CATHERINE KELLOGG AND AL
YAH w. KELLOGG, her husband,
AND THE SECURITY STATE BANK
OF WOLF POINT, corporation,
Defendants.
To be sold at Sheriff's Sale, on the
10th day of December A. d. 1922, at
the hour of 200 O'clock P. M. of said
day at the front door of the Court
House of McCone County, at Circle,
Montana, the following described real
estate:
The E1s of sSWA, Sec. 10, the
SWA of NEA, NWA of SEA,
and NWH, Section "a, Township
% North, Range 46 East, McCone
County, Montana.
together with all and singular the
tenements, Embellishments and appur-
tenances thereunto belonging or in
anywise appertaining thereto.
Dated at Circle, Montana, this 22nd
day of November, A. d. 1922.
FLOYD DAVIS, Sheriff.
By OTTO A. KING, Deputy.
AL HANSON,
Attorney for Plaintiff, Baker Mon
tana.
First publication Nov. Gath, 1922.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1922-12-08
ALIAS SUMMONS

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRlCi
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY Or
INCOME.
E. j. LANDER & COMPANY, a cor
poration,
Plaintiff,
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1922-12-08
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE WHY OR
DER OF SALE OF REAL ES-
TATE SHOULD NOT BE
MADE
IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
Inland FOR THE COUNTY OF
McCONE.

Inga Bastek, the Administrative of
the Estate of Paul Bastek, deceased,
having filed petition herein praying
for an order of sale of the real estate
of said decedent, for the purposes
therein set forth.
1t is therefore ordered by the said
court, that all persons interested in
the estate of said deceased appear
before the said Court, on Saturday,
the Is day of November, A. D., 1922,
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon of said
day, at the court room of said court,
at the court house in Circle,s County
of McCone, to show cause why an or
der should not be granted to the said
Administrative to sell so much of the
real estate of the deceased as shall
be necessary.
And that copy of this order be
published at least four successive
weeks in the Circle Banner, a news
paper printed and published in said
County.
Done in the absence Of the Judge.
Dated October 21st, 1922.
(sEAL)
G. F. CAMPBELL, ClefK.
MARION & ,FOOR,
Attorneys for Administrative, Wolf
Point, Montana.
First publication Oct. 9th, 1922.
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vs..

ALICE NJ LAWRENCE, also known
as MRS. MAX DOWMONDS, and
ALICE M. DOWMONDS, F. c. MAS
SAR, administrator OF the Estate Oh
GEORGE HENRY LAWRENCE, de-
ceased, JOHN LAWRENCE AND 40
SEPHINE LAWRENCE,
Defendants.
THE STATE OF MONTANA SENDS
GREETINGS TO THE ABOVE NAM
ED DEFENDANTS AND TO EACH
OF THEM:
You are hereby summoned to an
swer the complaint in this action
which is filed in the office of the
clerk OF this court, a copy of which
is herewith served upon one of you
in each county wherein any of you
reside, and to file your answer and
serve a copy thereof upon the plain
tifts attorneys within twenty days
after the service of this summons, ex-
elusive of the day of service; and in
case of your failure to appear or an
swer judgment will be taken against
you by default for the relief demanded
IN the complaint
This is an action to foreclose a
mortgage OF
The south half of the southeast
quarter of section twenty-three
and the south half of the south
west quarter of section twenty
four and the north half of the
northwest quarter and the south
east quarter of the northwest
quarter and the southwest quarter
of the northeast quarter of section
twenty-five in township twenty
six, north of range forty-nine e.
M. M.
with all Entertainments and appurten-
ances thereunto belonging in McCone
County, Montana; given by the del
PENDANT Alice M. Lawrence, also
known as Mrs Max Dowmonds and
Alice M. Dowmonds and one George
Henry Lawrence, to plaintiff on March
81, 1919, recorded May IL, 1919, in
the office Of the County Clerk of Nc
Cone County, Montana, in Book of
Mortgages on page 263. Judgment is
asked against the defendants Alice M.
Lawrence also known as Mrs. Max
Dowmonds and Alice nj. Dowmonds
and F. G. Massar, administrator of
the estate of George Henry Lawrence,
deceased, for $4,000 with interest at
10 per cent per annum on $4,000
from April 1, 1920, on $4,000 from
April l, 1921, on $4,000 from April l,
1922, $500 paid for abstract, $4,000
attorneys fees and plaintiffs costs;
against all the defendants that the
mortgage be foreclosed, the premises
sold at sheriff's sale, that the pur-
chaser at such sale have possession
Turing the year of redemption, with |
Ill rents and profits, that the claims,
lights, titles, interests or liens of the |
defendants or any of them be declar-
I'd subject to plaintiffs mortgage and
o decree herein, and for such other
'elief as the court may deem equit-
lble
Witness my hand and the seal of |
laid court this 22nd day of September
1922.
(SEAL)
G. F. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
HURLEY, KLINE & SLATTERY,
Attorneys for Plaintiff, Glasgow,
Montana.
First publication Oct. 9Th, 1922.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1922-12-08
ALIAS SUMMONS

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISThioA
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY Or
INCOME.
REDWATER VALLEY MEXICAN
TILE COMPANY, corporation,
Plaintiff
CLAUDE A. BERRY,
Defendant.
THE STATE OF MONTANA, SENDS
GREETING TO THE ABOVE NAM
ED DEFENDANT:
You are hereby summoned to an
swer the complaint in this action,
which is filed in the office of the
clerk of this court, and to file your
answer and serve copy thereon upon
the PLAINTIFFS attorney within twenty
days after the service of this sum-
mons, exclusive of the day of service;
and in case of your failure to appear
or answer, judgment will be taken
against you by default for the relief
demanded in the complaint.
The said action is brought to re-
cover judgment for the principal and
interest, attorney fees and costs due
plaintiff from defendant upon two
certain promissory notes made, ex-
ecuted and delivered by the defend
ant to plaintiff on the 10th day OF
August, 1922, for $61.06, and SooOu,
both being due on Sept. Is, 1922, and
drawing interest at the rate of 10
per cent per annum from cate there
of, no part of which has been paid,
as more fully appears by the verified
complaint of the plaintiff on file in
the office of the Clerk of this Court.
Witness my hand and the seal OF
said court this IS day Of October 1922.
(SEAL)
G. F. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
HOMER A. HOOVER,
Circle, Montana, Attorney for Plain
tiff
First publication Oct. goth, 1922.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1922-12-08
ALIAS SUM MONS

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT
OF THE STATE OF MONTANA,
in AND FOR THE COUNTY Or
McCONE.
EDGAR T.. MEY,
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ALICE NJ LAWRENCE, also known
as MRS. MAX DOWMONDS, and
ALICE M. DOWMONDS, F. c. MAS
SAR, administrator OF the Estate o.
GEORGE q HENRY LAWRENCE, de-
ceased, JOHN LAWRENCE AND 10
SEPHINE LAWRENCE,
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
DEFIED BRITISH SOCIAL LAW
Arlstocrat Shocked Londoners When
He Appeared in Public smok-
ing a Cigar.

Lord Clarendon was probably the
first highly-placed Englishman to
smoke cigarettes habitually; he ac-
quired taste for them when ambas-
sador at Madrid in the thirties, and
henceforth preferred that form of
smoking to any other. "a tradition
still fingers in Downing street" writes
his biographer, Sir Herbert Maxwell,
how. When Lord Clarendon vas for
eign minister, he used to sit down to
batch of papers with bundle Of
cigarettes beside him, which was usu-
ally finished before the papers,"
Still, Lord Clarendon, with all his
love Of tobacco, never Haunted his
devotion to it so boldly as his con-
temporary, the third duke of Suth-
erland, who. as Lady Dorothy Nevill
relates, zone day boldly walked in
Hyde park with 4 cigar between his
HpS-an unconventional act which
created quite n sensation. In mid
Victorian days TO smoke in the streets
was bad. but to smoke in the park
WAS Il serious social crime. and the
duke was the first gentleman to defy
this unwrittcn social law"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
A Glorious Deed.

In Mr.. !. W. Robertson SCOTS book.
"Thc Foundation Of Japan" we are
told Of Il deed that deserves Il place
in som" golden treasury.
''Ihe story is that Il peasant in a
period If scarcity happened To be the
poS>cSS0r of the only unbrokcn bale
Of rice in his village. He himself suf-
fcrrd from lack of food, but, looking
to the future, lie resolved to sacrifice
himself for others good. He would
not cook any Of the rice because he
saw that it would take away from
the only store the village would have
for sowing in the spring.
"Evcntually he was found dead OF
hunger in his cottage, his head resting
upon the unopened bale OF rice Who
shall say that he has not place in
the brightest hero-list Of those who
have laid down their lives for their
frlcnds?'
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
WATCH FOR DANGER SIGNAL
why One Should Pause for Reflection
When Daily Task Becomes Easy
Of Accomplishment.

Has your work become very cusvf
Do yen find you could do 1t with little
effort: Has il ceased To impose any
strain or fatigue upon you? Do YOU
no longer feel loss of vitality nrtrr
II long spell OF itl Can you now do
II "as easy as water rolls off a ducks
tackf' II so. look out. DO some
st"ck-taking. Examine your output.
Aualyze your attitude towards YOUR
work. Ask yourself whether you ar,
putting your whole self, your whole
heart and soul into your job. Ponder
whether YOU are eXerting yours.l: to
the utmost Ia produce the maximum
results.
No work should he easy If done
with all ones might and main. Ev-
cry job should take 1t out Of n man"
If he eNrends every ounce of his en-
erry in doing ii the very best way
within his power. Work done with
little effort is liable to yield little re-
suit. Every job can he done excellent
~ or indifrer"ntly. Excellence n,rcs-
states "ff"rt--hard. sustained. concern
lratcd effort
So. if You are sleeping over Your
job. instead Of sweating over il. over
maui yourSclf.-Forhcs Magazine.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
IT'S "Me.hancI" Not MAUD"

The new chemical name for wood
alcohol is "Hcthanol." says thc Jour
nal uf Industrial and Engineering
chemistry. and. according I" II report
Of the committee on uCcuputiOnal dis
eases of the American Chemical soci-
ETY.. progress has been made in adopt
ing it's general use.
one ar two faCetiouS chemists want
cd tu name wood alcohol or methyl-
alcohol Maud" and Stoutly advocated
such nomenclature a few years ago.
Whether this was because of it's
death dealing kick. similar to that Of
Mr.. Oppcr's comic mule Of the same
name, was not explained.
More likely it was suggested by the
fact that grain alcohol is scientifically
known as "ethyl' alcohol. which, II
must be admitted. suggested Il some
what affected method of spelling a
girls name.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
Why Iceburos Can't Be Measured.

IT Is practically impossible to obtain
the measurements Of an iceberg below
and above water OH account of Its
size; and, probably for that reason.
the statistics given by different author
tiles vary considerably. The Encyclo-
paedia Britannica says, when describ-
ing icebergs. that, only one-ninth of
the mass Of Ice Is seen above water
while in other works statements ore
made that icebergs float with about
One-eighth Of their volume above the
surface of the water and seven eichths
below IT. and that they float with only
one-seventh or one-sixth of the ice
above the surface Of the sea.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15

arrangement had either Of them aA
mit,rd the situation. grandmother
hr"k" her reserve.
"N'Ncr Cncc when | broke my arm
did Henry ask me how il WAS" she
said cri>rly. He will expect me to
yield now that he is iii. shall do
n"!hing of the kind"
The nurse appeared in the doorway
Ia announce that her patient was out
OF the ether and She would take any
message they wished to send. aSSur-
Ing them they might see Mr.. Alden
in the meSplng.
Mrs, Alden's compliments. said
Dorothy sweetly, land she hopes he
will have restful night"
The nurse locked somewhat bewil-
dered, but second glance must have
assured her OF the genuine anxiety
behind the formal message. Her in
depreciation remained forever mys-
terry.
In the morning she announced that
Mr.. Alden had asked to see his wife
us he dyinG?" faltcred grandmother,
waved white.
The nurses negative was cordially
rcaSSurinI and grandmother arose.
taking nnr"thy'S arm.
Once within the sick room door
however. grandmother went alone. and
with flying steps ~ the bedside. for
grandfather WIS greeting her with Il
smile and murmurcd "ISahcl."
Presently the nurse uShcrcd them
out
Said grandmother to Dorothy: at
is better to have it settled. But IL
Henry had not made the first advance
II never would have been. The quar-
rel was his making-and his to
rcnd."
Said grandfather to Ted: IL never
thought your grandmother would yield.
but when she sent that message
Well, it certainly touched me- But she
started the quarrel, you know, my
boy"
Dorothy and Ted quietly compared
notes and giggled Gleefully.
Six weeks later Ted'S mother shared
the contents Of two interesting let
ters
Grandmother wrote: at is so many
years since we planned the dining
room that my plans are probably out
of date, anyhow. So I told your fa-
ther that would give up the carved
oak and Spanish leather I wanted in
the dining room. However, he insist
ed that I should have 1t, and the work
Is going forward"
Grandfather wrote: 1T IN SO many
years since we abandoned the plans
for the dining room that your mother
had actually forgotten that 1t was I
who insisted upon black oak and Span
ish leather. I nearly pade the blum
der Of reminding her, but fortunately
remembered in time that it might
cause another quarrel. So 1 insisted
that she should have her way-snd
incidentally got mine!"
How lovely," cried Dorothy.
"IIere is a secret between your dad,
you two and me-" said Ted's mother.
'BlAck oak and Spanish leather was
my suggestion as compromise.
Mother wanted Louis XIV and father
would have nothing but mahogany !"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
Why Helicopter Is of Little Value

While the Brennan helicopter IS OK.
pected to rcvolutionize civil flying. n
british artillery colonel opines il will
not be of much benefit to armies in
the event of war
According To the London Granhic
this officer says such machine
would prove an easy mark for mod.
ern archie" or aircraft gun. it's very
stability proving It's downfall. lit
was difficult" he declared. "to hit
m ordinary airplane flying 10000 fee,
high at the rate Of 100 miles an hour.
but we did 1t. What about Il station.
airy one?''
When 1t was pointed out to him
that the new machine claimed to he
practically invisible at 5000 feet. the
officer replied: "With modern devel-
opments in nnti-nircraft artillery we
could plaster the whole area with
high-eXplosive shells, from the explo
sion of which nothing could escape"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
Why He Was Good Match.

shes making fine match"
THAT so? I understand the young
man Is very wild in his ways
"Wild. He is. Drinks lot md
does all manner of things he shoIidn't
but It's good match. His folks have
lot Of none"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
Why Ao Enloyed II.

How can you wear a dreamy look
when that jazz orchestra Is making
such an Internal racket?'
ut carries me back TO my happy
childhood" said the cabaret patron.
II was brought up in the shadow Of
boiler ry."-Birmingham Age.
Herald
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-09-15
Our Juvenile testers.

"Pa, I'll bet you don't know why the
earth is like school slate"
81 confess that don't, my SON
why?"
Because boys and girls multiply up
on it."-B0ston Transcript.