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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
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OUR BOY REF0RIHR

The cheef sed Good lay off rit in up bout the 4
Wether now cause summer S commenced. Jess the 4
Mi ster HURT what's he'd manidger for the ball
TEEN he says he Yates 20 my news bout the
wether before he does any think. He don't get pade
for in manidger he s jess crazy bout baseball.
Mister White quit bein minister for the 1
Babtiss church ans goin to take rest an then
preech sum more sum wares else.
] i'm dash
asst Mister Haworth up to the LIST nasllnul what's
got the baby what is he goin to make the baby
do make 1ivin he sed we'll he is DIN to keep
charge Of the key to the oleerin house for vile
CESS. I bet he will swoller it less they wat chi
him baby puts evrythink in thare mouths
LIST thing.
lin dash
Mister Edgar Cakes wus on the jury an got pade
it an goin put way the manney for when 1T
ranes he sed.
Jim dash.
Mister Frank NUM- ord up to Boise to the
meetin Of the shrines. You ware red hat an
tassle on your he'd when you shrine an Masons
belongs to the shrine.
lin dash
Mister Alec Kinghorn Clarence didn't have 5
hundred dollers so they went to jale. Good
mite if evrybuddy went to jale wich didn't have :
Is hundred dollers nobuddy Good get out news
paper the cheef sed.
Tomorrer it's hollerday in Brazil in the banks
but it amt here sept maybe in the afternoon.
You get nuts in Brazil. The Amazon's thare also.
You Good crack them with your teeth easy. It's
the biggest wun in the world. The Amazon is.
| Jim dash
i The cheef sed he S got enuff now so am go1n &c
beet it up o Gilgan-Sarchet' S for NELL hat.
/ bet there amt any Fl sh Left in Payette lake
I told the cheef. Don't fool yurself, George,
he SAYS Ike Westcott hasn't seen live fish FOL
two seasons and A. I. Myers didn't go up thare to
fish. He jess lookin at the cenery, the chee
4 sed. He told me so hisself thare might not be
any Fl sh left in the c1assik lake. the cheer sea-
but it amt bekaus them boids kot them.
a Jim dash
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
Why Not?
A GRIcULTURE is the greatest

"A GRICULTURE is the greatest
single industry in the United
States today. Slowly America,
particularly as result of recent de-
preston, is coming to realize this fact
and, to appreciate, too, that the entire
nations economic welfare is bound
fast to teh welfare of the farmer.
Expression of this now firmly fixed
belief finds an active and militant agri-
cultural bloc in the United States
senate and the appointment, soon to
be made, of dirt" farmer to the fed
eral reserve board. Just why there
should be objection to this laater log
ical arrangement is difficult to under
stand but it exists, particularly in fin
ancial circles. The National City
bank of New York in its current
house publication comments:
Congress has now passed the bill
to modify the complexion of the
board, for the very purpose of
minimizing expert judgment and
giving greater strength to the
popular influence most likely to
lead it into error. The new men,
| Der will be only one of eight, a
motion to add also a representa-
tive of organized labor having
been voted down, we do not know
| why. It is very likely that the
president in making his selection
of a farmer will choose broad
minded man who will soon learn,
if he does not already know, that
the interest of the farmers are best
| served by the same kind of bank
| ing policy that best serves all in
terests and who will soon make
himself master of the established
principles of banking policy. The
objection to the measure is not
, that it is dangerous to have farm
| er on the board, but that all the
arguments for it have been I'M
sound. 1t has been carried thru
by one of the spasms of ill-inform-
ed opinion of which the creation
, of the "bloc" itself is the chief ex-
preston.
What, in the name of all that
: right, can be said against giving Il
biggest business in the United Stat
a voice in its financial government?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
Exactly Right

A HUNDRED and ten million Am
erican citizens witness their con-
gress in session for months at time,
wrangling over the passage of meas
ures which vitality affect our national
progress. They see congress adjourn
with most important business unfn-
ished and they see it reassembled with
new members and the whole fight on
an important proposition again start
ed. They have seen this procedure re-
peated for years at time while the
passage of important measures affect
| ing the life of our leading industries
hung in the balance. If one thing
above all others would condemn gov
eminent ownership and management
of any line of industry, this feature Of
political rag-chewing would be suffi-
tcient. Witness today as an example
our merchant marine problem. For
many years the subject of ship sub
sidy has been a political foot ball.
L LCduCIS SohSiSoo WhO 81 y
with the situation and who realize the
necessity of government cooperation
and assistance in fostering our ship
: ping industry are prevented from get
ting action on such measures due tt
delays fostered and encouraged By
two by four politicians seeking cheaI
notoriety. Such Representatives" o
! the people would make our congress
into headless, tailess, spineless, AM
t jellyfsh organization for purely politi
cal rather than business administra
: ton of public affairs. This do moth
o ing policy of our law makers an
O their suggestions that further delay i
It passing ship legislation is probabl
has forced President Harding to com
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20

was involved except e.. the personal
FEELINGS of the Cabinet officers. 1t is
believed that the President is looking
at the matter wholly the point of view
of obtaining the best results in the
manner of administration irrespective
of the personal feelings of his Cabinet
ministers. But Congress is not so
liberal and the debates bristle with
charges and counter charges about at
tempts to steal the natural resources
of the country" "manipulation"-and
even graft
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
Within the Law.

CHARGES have been made upon
- the floor of the congress of the
United States that u. S. shipping
board liners have freely offered liquors
to guests as part of the trans-atlan-
tic service. Not only is the nation in
tested from Mexico to Nova Scotia,
from Florida to Vancouver with boot
leggers, but agents OF the United
States government have been fire.
quently mixed up in this great get
rich quick" industry.
Violation of any law induces con-
tempt for all law. The evil of drink
ing has been carried from the saloon
to the home. Here are two indict-
ments of the prohibition law that must
be removed before we can deny that
prohibition thus far has not been the
unmitigated blessing its loyal advo-
Gates hoped for it.
Last week, window cards adorned
Caldwell windows proclaiming that
"This picture strikes deep and leave:
an indielble impression never to. bt
forgotten" And in blatant red inl
this:
Scenes as thrilling as any hair
breadth escapes, of melodrama.
Then, at the bottom of the placar'
this stimulating bit of instruction:
Children, unless accompanied by
their parents, will not be ad-
nitted."
You probably know before this tina
Caldwell had Sunday picture show
At the Methodist church. Last Sur
day. The Tribune was not aware thu
city ordinance governing the Sunda
amusements in Caldwell made excep
ions in favor of anti-saloon leagr
films, even when no admission foun
counterpart in collection,
THE. safety of the nation is the FIR
duty of every true American"
Thus proclaimed the placard. Pc
haps with the righteous, obedience
city ordinances has no relationship
obedience to law in general as the fir
duty and attribute of citizenship.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
A Row in the Administration

A Row in the Administration
1t was the original policy of the
United States Government to vest the
control the public lands in the Depart
ment of the Interior. Secretary Fall of
that Department, has asked for the
transfer of the Forest Service from the
Department of Agriculture to the In
terror Department. There are 10000
acres of minerals and timber lands in
the Forest Service and the Department
of Agriculture boasts of the fact that
this Service pays into the United
States Treasury nearly $3OOO,O00 an
nually. The Department Of the Inter
Tor is chided because it has no appre-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20

as it was at the beginning of the war
President Harding realizes that the
blame for such conditions will rest
solely with the men now in congress
and upon whose action the future of
our merchant marine depends. The
president is right in his refusal to per-
NIT congress to adjourn until this
measure is passed.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20
No Expert

Judge: What had the defendant
been drinking when you arrested
him?"
Cop: Whisky. think, Your Hon
orr.
Judge: you think? You think?
Aren't you judge.?"
Cop: "No, Your Honor, only pa
trolman."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-20

X X X X X X MMMMM MM KIM
X UNDER THE NATIONAL n
X CAPITAL. by J. e. JONES Y
X KXMMMXXXKkMKXMx "
The Washington times., 1922-08-13

HISTORY and the momn' papcss is full of guys which
/" sittn pretty till along blonde eyewidener
i and the panic Still have yet hear personal
from any of the various babies which "ost the world for
woman For the example, got Adam Cancelled the
Garden of Eden, but who heard that Adam did squawk
in about m And most Of them eggs which Mark An
tony would Of prob dove of the pyramids
indop had CeoPaa asked en- Mei I'd Of done backwards
No what the wise crackers say, hey just twice in
mans life when he really don't give Chinese mock turtle he
another womann the midst Of his first bath earth
and the midst of his last breath In between, the alleged
man hase be put grades the n poor losers and
poor ars The FIRST class composed of dumbbe which figured
ha all wound up when Cutey lowered her pretty
head bshed and murmured aI do That's apple The
heavy conference the altar far from the end Of the game
a you g there your license play The real tourney begins
The Washington times., 1922-08-13
II. G.. Witzyu

after the honeymoon and IT'S you gentlemen of the jury,
whether its joy nde But either way,
matmony popular and fascnatn indoor sport to give
up because the first few hands against you Genery
you'll find well worth your while exercise little ingenuity
better your game. Lkewe, ike Brian O Bnen done, for
the example Pay attepto the doorb telephone for
the next half hour and I'll do my stuff
Last hot weather the Of stable b6Punch Eureka ges
thousand pss for echangn angry gestures and maxim
faces Poisonous Jackie Trampolne in New Orleans
Out Of 66Punch Eurekas wages for this shambe got four
thousand bucks the I'm his pilot It's quite the hobby
with always take forty percent of what these booneys Of
mine gets for maxim mockey Of boxin for other
reason than that am forced to watch EN- clown.
Well, up from New Orleans with the four grand my
pocket less hundred rupees strip off get my beau
gewgaw The Bit of feminine umpe give her
has got diamonds than Big Casino and when the boss
we're just good friends and learned about fs'
from her. Then both get capaoned for Main Street and SIC
in place where IT'S late spend schemn what wen
do with summer
sWell," says, pourin and stinin' swell, where
viii we eol Somewheres Long Island usual,
heyl Great Neck, Bayside, Cold Spring, Por--"
"We're going abrOadp says my, ehaeane, cut
tim me off,
81 don't like them Jersey beaches" / objects.
aThen you can go below decks when pass
'em," she smiles. aWere goingto Paris this summer"
an al heard of no Paris, Long Island, ssya
v sAnd Of course you don't mean the one in France"
aOf course dor says she. aIye never been far
ther away from the United States than Coney Island
but this year it's going to be different Yoa went to
M Paris four years ago, why shouldn't f
W "You could of went with me and welcome as
far as that part of it goes" reminds her, "ony
! !. !.
N they didn't include in the draft"
NAW That held her first base.
aRSY "Another thing, o Daughter of the hoon,
says, 81 have eot stick around Gotham this
G mer because four of my leather Pushes is booked
INA Coninaed ia September Cosmobohfes
If you are in the automobile or garage
business do not miss The 4tn Musketeer
--one of the most humorous stories ever
written about your business.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16

in reunion, and to declare the policies
of their organization.
The legion will be the guest OF
New Orleans for five days. During
that time, it is expected it will once
more declare itself with come ex-
plicitness in regard to the bonus bill;
that it will demand the removal OF
Brigadier General c. E. Sawyer,
President Harding's physician, from
the position of supervisor of the hos
pitilizatio nof wounded veterans;
that it will reaffirm its position as
to making American citizens out of
immigrants and instructing' them in
the dutie sof citizenship,
Kenesaw Mountain Lands, COM
missioner of organized baseball and
an outspoken friend of the veterans,
was to deliver an address to the
comrades of his son who fought in
France.
Samuel Gompers, president of the
American Federation of Labor and
veteran leader of organized labor in
the United States, was to make a
speech. Whether Mr. .Gompers would
bespeak the support of the legion in
opposition to government by in
junction" and to the administrations
course in the coal and railroad shop
mems strike remained to be deter
mined. The legion's constitution
prescribes a "strict neutrality" in
disputes between capital and labor,
but it was believed thta some refer
ence would inevitably be made by
Mr.. Gompers to the industrial strug-
giles of the past summer.
Big Guns Are Present.
General John J. Pershing, chief of
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16

about Florida, being distributed by
the Swiss government. Following is
copy of letter from the Swiss federal
emigration bureau, acknowledging
receipt of the corrected data:
eve are much indebted and beg to
sincerely thank you for the valuable
information on the state of Florida
which you have been so good as to
convey to us by your favor dated
August %, and the revised general
report attached thereto.
SIT is with feeling of profound
gratitude that we note your Kind Of
fer to help our countrymen arriving
in Florida and desiring some enlight-
eminent as to the districts suitable
for settlement, their own line of
farming, etc.
Gas pointed out in our letter to
you of July 25, we are by no means
nNllIOI lASNl W VI ullGCJ GILL;
grafton, nor may we recommend any
given foreign country or region as a
specially suitable destination for in
tending Swiss emigrants. Those of
them, however, who have made their
mind on a question of where to go to,
we have to supply with every use
full information they may require.
If, therefore, Swiss agriculturists
who spontaneously decide to emf
emigrate to Florida inquire with us
about the general conditions prevail
ing in your state, it will be pleas
ure for us to also mention your oblig-
ing offer and to advise them to apply
to you for any informatory assist
ance which they may find them
selves in need of after their arrival
in your district"
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16
LEGION LIGHTING ANNUAL
CAMP FIRE ON HISTORICAL
CONTINUED from Page IL

-
ors during the great war-a whole
generation. 1t must be our duty to
so build it that its tremendous power
and possibilities may be directed that
it shall be as it was dedicated to the
highest service-to our God and to
our country.
every eligible man and woman
must be made to realize that if their
best effort is not in the legion today
they. are just as much slackers as
those who hid when the countrys life
was at stake. To avoid taht duty is
to betray our right to citizenship.
"Never before in the history of
America has such great force in
our national life appeaGed-never
has such power and prestige been
granted. l quote to you the words of
one of the greatest soldiers of mod
ern times, The American Legionist
cradle for the whole future of Amer
ica.'
"In relating here some of the en-
deavors and activities of the national
organization, there is no thought of
personal pride in accomplishment
What has been accomplished, you
have accomplished.
"This year started auspiciously
The receptions for our distinguished
guests at Kansas City and all over
the United States constituted a ire
mendous undertaking splendidly per-
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16
(By Associated Pressl


New Orleans, La, Oct. 16.-The
American Legion opened its national
convention here today, within rifle
shot of the historic square where
Andrew Jackson mustered a sharp.
shooting army of frontiersmen anc
gulf pirates to fight British veterans
of the Napoleonic wars, somewhat
more than century ago.
New Orleans, graceful product OF
three civilizations-Spanish, French
and American-made its guests well
come, and in the narrow streets and
wrought iron balconies of the old
French quarter, there was more than
hint of the French towns with
which the veterans of the A. E. F
grew familiar overseas.
The legion "buddies" are bit
roomier around the waist, some Of
them, than they were four years ago,
when the fighting in the Argonne
was drawing to a close, and they are
distinctly more comfortable today
than they were in those war-harassed
French towns, where quarters were
scarce and even stables were at a
premium. But they were the same
old A. E. F. gang-the same hurrah
and noise, the same spirit of Lets
go" pervaded their nineteen twenty
two assemblage.
Visions of By-GOne Days.
1t was not hard to imagine that
the old buildings which had seen An
drew Jackson's troops march out to
defeat a crack British army two
weeks after peace had been declared
in the war of 1912, the buildings
which had seen veterans of the Mex
lean war and wearers of the confed-
crate gray and of the union blue
swinging along to martial music-it
was, not hard to imagine these old
buildings open their eyes a bit be-
hind their dusty jealousies as the
veterans of the latest war gathered
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16
GINGER ALE FAKER

CUES FOR 4
Chicago, Oct. 16.-Earl n
Minis, Chicago chemist and
figure in the ginger ale NJ.
which James A. Pugh, note,
man and manufacturer, M,
carloads of the beverage /
York only to find that Tho !.
a fake, will submit voluntssS
mental examination, acco,s.
Ntzhugh,.
CGmmins will go to Miesi,,
today, Mr.. Pugh said, to 1,
observation in the Univs,S
Michigan. Cummins said n
out the fake order believing /
dispose of the ginger ale /
Pugh.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16

tho general staff of the United
States army and commanding gener-
al of the late A. E. F., was in at
tendance, as was Major General John
]. Leieune, head of the marine corps
and a native son of Louisiana.
With the legionnaires, who came
bv railroad, steamer and automobile
some of them afoot and some IN
airplanes-to the annual meet, were
scores of women, young and old, the
mothers, wives and sisters of the
veterans. They are holding a con-
vention of their own-the convention
of the American Legion auxiliary,
which was formally organized last
year at Kansas City.
There was much business to be
crowded into the five days of the
convention, but there was time, too,
for play. Afternoons are to be de-
voted to organized athletics, track
and field work, rowing, swimming,
golf and tennis championships of the
different state departments of the
legion being at stake.
Streets were to be roped off in the
Vieux Care, the old French quarter,
for dancing at night, and within the
shadows of the halls of the departed
French and Spanish regimes, the vet
Grams of the world war will trip it
over the time-worn cobblestones. 1t
is undeniably picturesque, this old
Latin quarter. There is the ancient
stucco arch of the building that once
served as Spanish military headquar-
ters, through which the troopers of
the King of Spain rode into court
yard, where they dozed and swore,
gambled and exchanged reminis-
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16
High School Boys
Had a Rough Time
in Ocala Saturday

Putnam's High School football
squad is still nursing bruises from
the game at Ocala Saturday when
they were defeated by a score of 49
to 0, the Marion county boys putting
out brilliant squad which was much
heavier and more experienced than
the Putnam boys. The locals were
minus several star players, due to i'll
ness, and Coach Callahan said he was
highly pleased that those who did
play made as good showing as they
did.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-10-16
FLORIDA DEVELOPMENT BOARD

A call has been issued jointly by
the directors of the Florida develop
ment board and a number of bust
ness men representing all sections of
Florida for a statewide meeting to
be held in Orlando on November g.
at which those present will be given
opportunity to express their views
on whether Florida needs any addi-
tional advertising, and if so, how the
advertising campaign should be fl
nanced and conducted. Every per-
son interested in this subject will be
welcome at the meeting.
Charity entertainment promoters
have been added to list of schemers
the Florida development board warns
the public against patronizing. This
/ is new field for the get-rich-quick
artists and was worked to some ex-
tent in Florida last year. The pro-
moters became so active in St. Louis
that the charities committee of their
Chamber of Commerce recently sent
jail charitabl eand philanthropic or
CARNATIONS on their accredited list a
warning that continued use. of such
schemes may result in being denied
endorsement.
The plan of operation is for some
smooth-tongued party, man or wom-
an, to approach one or more officers
of an organization and offer to raise
money to help their cause. After in
terest has been aroused the promot-
er guarantees a certain amount of
money to obtain the right to use the
Iagency's name in presenting the en-
Itertainment. The sum guaranteed is
such small per cent of the prof
its of the affair, however, the pro-
Inoter thoroughly canvassing the
community in sale of tickets, that
when the charity appeals to the COM
Imunity for really substantial help
later those who bought tickets hest
tate to subscribe again.
Following the request sent by the
Florida development board to, mayors
of the principal Florida cities that no
permits be issued to blind, manned or
decrepit persons authorizing begging
or selling pencils, shoestrings or 9TH
er commodities as an excuse for So
Letting aims on the street, there has
been definite announcement in many
Of the cities that no permits will be
issued this year. One of the early
Ibirds'at Pensacola secured a permit
and the next day a woman COM
planned that he had insulted her, $50
he was taken before the city officials
to explain He became very indig-
nant and vociferously denounced all
| Pensacola people, drawing from his
pockets a roll of bills "that would
choke a cow" as reported in The
Pensacola Journal
The Florida Realtors association
will hold their annual convention in
st. Petersburg October 23 and "a, to
which the officers invite all who may
be interested. During the year
President Ernest L. Hill and Secre-
tary J. L. Wallace, with help of 9TH
er officers and directors, have organ
lied several local realtors associa-
tons in the state.
The Florida development board re-
Gently asked for and was given
privilege of revising information