davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-11

vel mi krasnil zahradu. Boly tam
vsetky druhy stromov: najdrah-
81 a najyzacnejsi 20 vsetkych Dol
strom, ktory nosil zlate pomaran-
De.
Ked nSstala doba pomaraneov,
kral dial do zahrady straz, aby da-
vala pozor ma strom vo dine no
ci; kazde rano sostupoval sam do
ln, aby sa presvedeil, ci sa mic ne
ztratilo.
Jednoho dna prisiel do zahrady
nasiel straz, ako spala.
Pozrel ma strom zlate pomaran-
&c boly prec!
- Prekliaty strazniku, toto mi
zaplatis hlavou!
Velicenstvo, nemozem "a nit.
Priletel stehlik, sadol 81 ma kona-
rik a poeal spievat'. Spieva, spie-
va ia citim, jako ma pocina mo-
rit' spanok. Odohnal som ho, on
vsak preletel ma my konar a spie-
val d 'alej ia som sa nemohol o.
branit' spanku. Zahnal som ho
znova a ked' prestal spievat' opu-
stila ma ospalosts. On ale sadol 81
teraz ma vrchol stromu a spieval
a spieval d'alej... ia som konee-
ne usnul.
TAX mu kral' odpustil.
Nasledujdceho roku, ked' ma
rastly pomarance, ustanovil tam
kral ma straz sameho kralevica.
Jednoho rama prisiel do zahra-
dy a nasiel kralevica jako spal.
Pozrel ma strom: pomaranee
tam neboly.
Mozete 81 preastavit' jeho zdc-
senie!
- Coze, ty 81 usnul?
Velicenstvo, ME je to moja
vina. Priletel stehlik, sadol 81 ma
konarik a spieval. Spieva, spieva:
a mne sa poeali oei lepit'. Riekol
som mu:
- Ty zradny stehlfku! S krale-
vieom nezartuj!
Stehlik ale odpevedal posmes-
ne: ...
Kralevic spi! Kralevie spi
A spieval, spieval, az som docista
zaspal.
Kral' 81 umienil, ze to zknS
sam. Ked' prisla Ease doba poma-
raneov, Sic la pozoroval sam. A
ked' holy zrale, priletel stehlik,
sadol ma konarik a poeal spievat'
Chcel nan strelit ale bola tina, ze
mic nevidel. A k tomu zacal nan
spanok doliehat zvolal:
- Zradca stehlik Teraz sa ii
nepodari! NAL roboty, aby IL
drzal oci otvorene. A stehlik spie-
val d'alej:
- psf! psf! Kral' drieme psf!
psf! Kral' drieme!
Rano otvoril oci: pomarance
boly uz pekle!
I Ivydal rozkaz po vsetkych syo-
jich krajinach: "Kto mi donesie
toho stehlika, ziveho alebo mrt-
veho, dostane mullen S nakladom
z1ata, aky len unesie!''
Uplynulo sest' mesiacov tn pri
siel sedliak vel'mi biedne obleee-
ny hovori:
Velicenstvo, chcete opravdu
toho stehlika? Sl'nbte mi, ze date
mi vasu princeznu "a zenu a "a tri
dni no mate.
Kral ho chytil "a piece uz le-
tel Won.
Ma druhy den boil tn Ease:
Velcenstvo! Chcete opravdu
toho. stehlika? Sl'nbte mi svoju
dceru "a zenu a 0 tri dni je vas.
A kral' no wal pekne "a rame-
no potom no tax pekne kopnul,
lie vyletel 2 hradu jake stehlfcek.
Avsak naslednjnceho rama mas
tvrdohlavy sedliak uz tu Dol Ease
Velicenstvo, chcete opravdu
toho stehlfka? Sl'nbte mi ruku
svojej dcery "a tri dni no al tn
mate.
To uz bolo kral' l'ovi mnoho, "a
volal straz dal no zatvorit'.
Okolo pomarancnika ale dal po-
~. = g.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-11
DO RENru

Ma Chicago Ave-, pri Park a Falls
ulienej kare, pat izbovy dom, ZEN
"a $15 mesacne. Haste sa
HIMELREECH
COS Dollar Bank Bldg.
Oba telefony.
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-11
UCTE sA "a BARBfRoV

Denne alebo vecerne triedy. Vyutte sa
remeslu, ktore sa vyplaca, vsade hl'a.
dajn, miesto zadovazime cennfk zdarma
MODERN BARBER COLLEGE
2215 E. Ninth st., Cleveland, Ohio
YoungstownskeÌ SlovenskeÌ noviny = Youngstown Slovak news. (Youngstown, Ohio) 1910-1940, 1922-08-11
ZLATE POMARANGE !.
Napisal Luigi Capnana.
! Veli6enstvo, "a tri dni.


velisenstvo, "a tri dni.
Ako sa minuly tri dni, mily sed-
lack az Dol zpiatky.
Velicenstyo, tn je stehlfk. A
teraz je princezna mojas
Kral5 sa zamracil. Tomnto stra-
paeovi bych NAL obetovat' prin-
ceznui!
Dam ii vsetky drahokamy,
zlato! Kol'ko len budes chcet'.
Princeznu ale, ma til neSih 81 ma
deje!
Vsak SINE 81 to vyjednali Ci
kral 'ovske slovo nema cenu?
Vsetko ii dam, len princeznn
nechci!
A sedliak nstiipil.
Kral' riekol k stehlikovi:
Teraz ia NJ mann budcm
ia mucit'.
A stehlik krical, citiac jako mn
trha perie jedno "a dr,lhym.
- Kde sn ulozene zlate pdma-
ranees
Poyiem yam to, velicenstvo,
ale ked ma nebudete mucit'.
No, uz II, mic nespravim.
Zlate pomarance sd ulozene
v jaskyni so siedmymi branami.
Tam je ale kupec cervenou Clap
kou ten dava pozor. Treba len
znat heslo. A to hesTo poznajn len
dvaja: ten kupec a ten sedliak,
ktory ma chytil.
Kral postal pre- sedliaka.
- Urobme smluvu. Chcem sa do
stat do jaskyne so siedmymi bra
nami neviem heslo. Povedz ml
no a ia ii dam princeznu.
- Slovo, kral'u?
- Slovo!
Brana, brana, raz diva tri!
otvori sa, otvori! ...
= Dobre!
Kral isiel, riekol heslo a jasky-
ia sa otvorila. Sedliak cakM von-
ku. V jaskyni lezaly cele hromady
diamantov ma zemi a jej steny
skvely sa samymi drahokamy. Je-
no velicenstvo sa rozhliadlo a ked ,
nikoho nezbadalo, chytilo sa
pchat' diamanty do kapsy. V tom
vo vedl 'ajsej dvorane hro-
mady diamantov este vacsich e.
;te krajsfch. Razom 81 vyprazdnil
Ease kapsu vrecka bezal do
lruhej jaskyne a naplnil 81 ich ty-
mi vel'kymi diamantami. TAX pre-
siel vsetky jaskyne, az v posled-
nej v jednom kdtiku zazrel hro-
madku zlatych pomarancov 70
svojej zahrady.
Lezala tam tez kapsa a kral' in
naplnil. | mysli 81, re ju vysype
niekol 'ko razy vonka znova ma
plni. Vysiel Won tam stal sedliak.
Velicenstvo, teraz je prin-
cezna moja!
Kral sa zamracil. Tomu strapa-
eovi NAL by obetovat' dccru!
Chef okol'vek, vsetko Ii
dam, len princeznu ME.
A 60 je vase kral 'ovske slo-
vo?
- Kral'ovske slova victor tiez
odnasa.
- Ked' sa vratite do palacu,
rozpomeHte sa ma nina! IL
Ked' prisiel do hradu, shodil
kapsu S pomarancami chrbta a
vysypal ich ma hromadu. Pekne
prekvapenie! Miesto zlatych po-
marancov boly tam same hnile.
Siahol do vrecak: miesto dia-
mantov same bezcenne kamienky.
- Ach, ten dedinsky holomok,
ten so mnou vykonal!
A stehlik to NAL zaplatit' po-
cal no znovu mucit' znovu wy
sklbavat' perie.
Povedz, kde s1 mole zlats
pomarances
- Jestli ma az Wac nebudes mu
cit, poviem ii, velicenstvo.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Beset by StarIlnQs.

ST. Paul's. in London, is beset by
hordes Of starlings. many thousands
strong. who have taken possession of
the outside Of the cathedral, and re-
fuse to ne dislodged. They make n
they are discussing their plans for
the day: then for several hours they
disappear. but at night they return,
and their shrill chatter may he heard
long after darkness has set IN. Star
lings have before now invaded King
way and the Savoy, hut the onslaught
on st. Pnul's may safely be termed the
greatest thing Of the kind known IN
Lond"n.-Christian Science Monitor.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
HERE is IDEAL PHILOSOPHER
Happy Man Gets Rid Of Trouble by
the Simple Process of Burning
Teem Up.

by George, but this is Il fine day 70
exclaimed one man as he met another
nn the street
'Yes. So it is was agreed You
are looking very happy this morning"
Happy: I haven't been so happy In
three months
What has occaSioned Your happi-
ness?' was asked.
when my mail came in an hour ago
II brought to me coal bill, bill from
the grocer. Il letter from my landlord
raising my rent. and a doctors bill two
years old. Also II notice that my taxes
had not been paid and gas and cleo
tric light bill"
1T was enough to fairly crush one
and cant see how you can be happy"
why, it is very simple thing. All
had to do was to put the bills in the
fire. and forget all about their arrival.
Yes. sir. it is mighty pleasant day.
When you have trouble on your mind
the best way Is to burn 1t up."-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROO1

Thousands of women have kidney and
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
Ii the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other or.
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of am.
btion, nervousness, are often times symp.
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. Dr.
Kilmer's SwampRoot. a physicians pre-
scription. obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcome
such conditions
Get medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store
However. if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this advertisement.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Already Decided,

Leonard Is a four-year-old Fair
mount lad. who adores his daddy. Re-
Gently he. his father and his mother
and his little sister went for visit
with his grandmother in a neighboring
village. In passing through Marion
they stopped at a stand to have their
shoes shined. The presiding genius of
the shoe shining establishment while
at work Oh Leonard's shoes, said:
"Well, my little man. what are you
going to be when you grow up?'
"a daddy" was the prompt reply
indianapolis News.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
LIGHT in Walking Stick

A cigar lighter in walking cane
Is a novelty that is being introduced
In France The lighter is operated by
compressed air.
A long steel rod attached to the
handle and extending into the hollow
of the cane carries briquette of high
ly inflamnble material. the chemical
composition of which is secret Wheu
the handle is thrust into the cane
quickly, the air compression is sAid to
ignite the composition. The substance
glows like a pocket light 1t Is extin-
guished by thrusting back the steel
tube.-Popular Science Monthly.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Cabby'S Comment,

Ethel had arrived home from the
party and was telling her mother about
her adventures
And did you enjoy the ride home.
dearY' asked mother.
"Oh, 1t was thrilling! ~ exclaimed the
child Down at Mason street the
horse stopped suddenly and backed
right onto the pavement. The cabman
had to get down and drag it back onto
the road"
Eyes, DEAR" said mother, wisely; 1T
must have been what they call jlb-
bling horse"
THAT wasn't what the cabman
called IT," replied Ethel. thoughtfully.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
GUARD AGAINST COLDS ANC
INFLUENZA.

By keeping little Nacher-Balm In
your nose
1t helps to prevent the germs enter
ing the system.
II you are taking cold. it makes YOU
feel better at once
Nothing better for Aches and Pains
Keep 1t handy this time of year.
Ask your druggist. jars or tubes, 30c.
f. W. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
WeII-Earned Regard.

Are your constituents satisfied with
your efforts as their national repre-
sentative?"
Most Of them are" answered Sena-
tor Sorgham.
what makes YOU so sure af that?"
"The fact that ] am always elected
by large majority They say that l
may not he such wonderful legisla-
tor. but they've got to appreciate me
as candidate"
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
NAME "BAYER" Is ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
Take Tablets Without Fear, u You
See the Safety "eayer
Cross"

II you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin. as prescribed by physicians for
over twenty-One years. you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" Is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita-
ns-Adyertisement.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Can Be Carried Too Far.

"Seif-heip is all right" said Uncle
Eben. but you cant git along wlfout
considerin' yoii fellow man. Tryin' TO
be too independent Of assistance is
what gifts folks arrested fob counter
feitin'."
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Nothing Dangerous.

Wishing TO swear out Il warrant
against a man whom she alleged had
made menacing threats against her
life, an elderly negro woman recently
appeared AT the prosecutin" attorneys
Office and told her troubles to the
clerk
"And did he brandiSl any weapon
in your face?" questioned the clerk
"Oh, no suh." answered the woman
"He didn't have no weapon. He inst
had an ax."-Kansas City Star.
Putting leftover corned beef hash
In the chicken croquette makes the
croquette blush.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
IN AND DOMESTIC NEWS.

ixthn has been called for April
rsssd bond issue Of 100000 to
nd II the AngIeton precinct.
III I he election carries, is to
Mn Aard surface roads, leading
u i,dstsa, Teras. connecting with
|haklheT road to Houston on the
IL Esseport road, Danbury road
fEal Columbia road.
M hselier, a Beaumont and
~ lIzss) oil field worker. has
= Mild that he is part heir to
IDNllQ estate held In trust by the
- nssrnmsnt, and left him by
ria ne lAte Rev. Giovanni Gra-
Mhop Of Venice and a resi-
~ v Eternal city.
1lan Dipping watts have been
~ ea,s County. Texas, since
ut They we're all located
llhatL Kildare and Bivens,
u Tens 4 Pacific Railway
~ uafriAse license bureau is
lhaaed for Chicago. ILL.,. by
I aSeitser. county clerk.
! = uas" Ne declared, "would
~ Ieflcas Who actually can
- u the to obtain a license
suzlus hsurs."
- vers killed, more than so
~ Injured and scores of
Sfscaed when a tornado
= 3 s.st side Of Sulphur, Okla,
nakes twcthirds OF the
ns United States.
Nstansnt Of Newfoundland
Y ths Dominion Securities
%. !. = iasae Of 100000 5h |
= . ~ bonds, payable in New
4. .M = American funds, 1t was |
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
WORLD OVM
!, lien. Of Present
rI,,t Happenings
= rE,l.A NEWS TIE"
!. 4. Latest Happen
Interest sas Just Now !,
..aeat ,s,sd the World.
x,,u!se1os NEWS. =

WksnlNs's 4~
,.,,,.-psssenser traffic aa, on
.'''',s sssds, 1921, was 20 per as. cent !
! l,,s. according '',sei to rep0t,y foy
: sts.y BY the carriers lof
Z. ~, commerce Commission.
s'.'s z .sssI,ion va. reported last
- irslsht traffic.
,..,,,d eighty-eight Thousand
,.,s's - been advanced by the
! s'',ss 80 corporation for agrieul, g
!. 'pss ~ .toek purposes in i 7 Texas ess
y 49, out Of . total Of SEQ s.:a.
\. - ,s,,,rstion announced satur-
j, Il ii to 10 the house re,
sapssday to agree to a sena.e eai
..,I 70 the independent olllces '.
..,,o, bill, which would permit
.s,Irs board during the coming
n =, % continue to use funds
n t,,n liquidation Of assets up
!. s,M,pee. Authority to use sucn
ati next July ! was granted
I'd IN ! supply measure sure passed pass q
~ but II has realized only a
i ! n maximum and Chairman
i. requested extension Of the
ike,
! d,ers and harbors the spproprl-
N far the war department
u :, submitted Monday, carries
- I'M Of .s5,ss5,26o for the exc
I1 4 ccntracts and projects al
~ uorcsed. This sum is to be
20 non the approval and with
= shsity Of the chief army en-
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
No Up to Oates Onea

Nortll-"Has Alice any of the old.
fashioned virtues?' West" I suppose
sO--mOst Of them are"
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
Listening In.

Knicker-The radio phone is getting
very popular.
BOcker-Yes. the air is one vast
keyhole.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25
hothino Nav.

Speaking Of automobile jokes?"
yes" Il don't see any Improvement
in the 1922 models
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25

Time flies like an arrow: days and
months fly like weavers shuttle
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-25

Usually an opinion that nobody dis
putes It isn't worth holding.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Judges for Salem
Milwaukee, Debate,
Tonight Selected

Judges for the debate to be held
here tonight between Salem high
school and Milwaukee were an
nounced by ]. C. Nelson, principal
of the local school, this morning
They will be w. NJ. Smith, assist
ant state superintendent OF
schools; DR.. U. G. Dubaeh, of the
nolitical science department at Q.
A. c., and Professor c. B. Mitch
ell Of o. A. c.
Ralph Bailey, of the University
of Oregon will serve as chairman
Touight's debate will determine
the district championship and a
large crowd is expected to be pres
emf at the auditorium Of the pub
lie library where the debate will
he held. Benoit McCroskey and
ward Southworth will make uI
the Salem affirmative, which ap
nears here and Ralph Glebhill ant
Inez oatfield will argue the mega
tive for Milwaukee. Salem's mega
live will appear at Milwaukee.
| The question for debate is RE
solved, That the Plumb plan 10
railway control and managemen
should be enacted into law"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Auburn Residents
Get Electric Line;
Work Starts Soon

Residents of the vicinity of
Auburn are soon to have an cleo
trio light line, 1t was announced
this afternoon. An agreement be-
tween 16 subscribers and w. NJ.
Hamilton, local manager Of the
Portland Railway, Light C Power
company, has been reached, 1t was
stated.
Work on the line will commence
next week and the line will prob
ably be installed within 10 days
The subscribers are A. L. Lind
beck, A. ]. Mathis, August Grimm
G. II. Sander, M. G. Panek, VIII
liam Tschopp, ]. E. Brownlee
Joseph Hug, Joshua Sutter, Johl
Wirth, P. Richard, Howard Jones
Hans Rehb, Henry Gille, Johl
Paris and ElYina A. Shurman.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
COLLEGES
OF OREGON
TOP SHOOT
Aggie and University
Marksmen Capture
First Five Places In
r. O. r. G. Event

San Francisco, Mar. 10.-Mem-
bers of the reserve officers train
ing corps first team at the Ore
gon Agricultural college with a
score of 5473 out of a possible
5000 won the Ninth corps area,
r. O. T. G. gallery fire matches
which were completed February
2S. United States army headquar-
ters here has announced. The Ore
gon Aggies third team placed
second with $3.50. ....
Other rifle teams entered fin
ished in the following order:
University of Oregon, first
team 5246; Oregon Aggies second
team 51s7; Oregon Aggies fourth
team 5121; California institute
of Technology 5087; University o
California, southern branch
5O85; Oregon Aggies fifth team
5OO5; Utah Agricultural colleg'
1919; University of Nevad'
l4849; Washington State colleg'
4833; University of Washington
Purple team 4S15; University o
Montana 4763; Montana Stat
college 4752; oregon Aggies sixtl
team 4726; Oregon Aggies mint
team 1896; Pomona college 4692
University of Idaho first tear
1866; Oregon Aggies sevent
team 1864; University OF orego
freshmen 4571; oregon Aggie
eighth team 1854; University {
Oregon sophomore team 45zu
University of California firt
team 4452; University OF Wasl
ington Gold team ABB; Univers
ty of Hawaii 1882; Washingto
State second team 1926; Uniyers
; ty of California second team 4ls
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Army Training
Camp Schedule
Is Announced

San Francisco, March 10.-A
schedule of training camps for Of
ficers and enlisted men of the
organized reserves and the citi-
zens military training camps of
the Ninth corps area issued today
at the Preside by Major General
Charles G. Morton, corps area
commander, provides for training
for approximately 5000 men.
There will be three organized
reserve camps as follows:
Monterey, August 13 to 27
1000 officers and men.
Camp Lewis, Wash, July 8 t.
23, 1000 officers and men. ~
Fort Douglas, Utah, July 8 t.
23, 1000 officers and men.
Citizens military training
camps to provide training TO
1000 men will be opened a
follows:
The Presidio, San Francisco
July 6 to August 4, $50 students
Fort Scott, July 6 to August 4
applicants for coast artiller
training.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Anti : Evolution
Teaching Measure
Meets Defeat

Frankfort, Ky, March 1o.--The
defeat of the Ellis evolution bill
by the Kentucky house OF repre-
sentatives yesterday is considered
by leaders as having finally dis
posed Of the evolution question at
this session. A similar bill In the
senate was recommitted and the
rules committee thus far has re-
fused to allow 1t to be reported.
The Ellis bill would have for
hidden the teaching In the Uni
versity of Kentucky, the norma
schools and the public schools o
"Darwinism, atheism, agnosticisn
and evolution as 1t pertains to tn
origin OF man"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Husband Killed
Gets Big Damages

Thomasville, Ca, March 10.-A
check for $21,621.63 was received
here today by counsel for Mrs.
Parrish McCranie of Pavo in pay
ment Of damages awarded her in
a suit against w. w. Williams OF
that town for the death Of her hus-
band.
McCranie was killed In VIII
liams' office more than year ago.
There were no witnesses, and
Williams, pleading self defense
was acquitted by the jury.
The widow filed suit and today't
check followed the decision OF tho
state court of appeals upholdinf
the verdict of jury that award
ed her the damage.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Speedy Trial
Is Promised
To Ernbezzler

philadelphia, March 10.--Plans
for q speedy trial for Walter A.
Unger, former assistant treasurer
of the DR.. Thomas w. Evans den-
tai institute and museum FUND OF
the University of Pennsylvania.
charged with having embezzled Sc
curities of the fund valued at ap-
proximately 100000 were an
nounced today by Assistant Dis
trict Attorney j. G. Gordon Jr.,
who said that Unger had con-
fessed his guilt.
An alleged companion Of Unger
who was arrested on a charge OF
having received stolen goods, also
was to be given a hearing today.
He gave the name of Charles Lo-
gan, but the police said he was
known under several aliases. Ac-
cording to the authorities, Unger
had given him more than $1,000.
When taken into custody last
night, Unger told the detectives
that he had not been out OF hia
room for two days and had been
without food for 36 hours.
More than $4,000 in cash was
found in his possession. This the
detectives said, was part of the
$4,000 he had withdrawn tbs
day prior to his disappearance or
the pretext that it was to pay sal
aries of instructors in the denta
school.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10

If the wardrobe of James
Wright, 65 years of age, had
boasted a pair of suspenders or a
belt, or if Mr.. Wright hadn't es-
sayed to carry all his effects
through the business section OF
Salem. he might yet be a tree
agent, roaming the highways at
will.
AS it is, he is now back ON Mar
ion county's poor farm.
Yesterday morning Patrolman
Walter Thompson observed an eid-
erly man making has way down
State street. The size of the mans
trousers suggested that they had
been designed by Omar, the tent
maker. In either arm the man
was carrying-at Intervals
Oackage.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
Whole Town Sick,
Physician In Jail;
Reprieve Is Sought

o+tumwa, Iowa, March w ..,1
ot'url ILo'r I only physician in jail
WI MiIn q Inyr prevalence of disease .ta in the
village have gtormed Jefferson
county officials for a TePTsg,Yc Pssor,ock.
The physician, P. ). 1nJ, Tojrfisid
al after sG' having . been found guilty u
intoxication' .o nrobably
will be before G0TsPnGr 2yt9 Db.riff hfIs call
in in tSs DAY governor or on the long ,, dis. rs.
lance o..or tsisPiDDs %iiI act quickly if fOnl
governor officials s,is Joined in the pc
fTuItc tion for the PHYSICIANS release
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
10 Cent Shines to
Be Offered by One
Salem Shoe Worker

The management of the shoe
shining shop in the Central stage
terminal announced yesterday aft
ernoon that he will IN the future
polish the boots Of all who come
for 10 cents. His decision came
close on the announcement Of re-
ductions among Portland shoe
sinners.
other local bootblacks said yes
terday that overhead expenses
would not permit of price reduc-
tion, and they are still charging
lis cents for shines.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-03-10
His Pants Too Big;
Their Downfall His;
Police Capture Him

But the trousers were too COM
modious to permit of uninterrupt-
ed progress. All too frequently
they would drop seiow dead CEN
ter, and at such times the old man
would gasp, in the manner OF
movie comedians, drop one OF his
bundles and hoist up the pants
which, perhaps, have their good
points about bed time.
Then, with trousers and pack
ages adjusted, the man would
move on until gravity claimed the
pants and 1t would be necessary
to repeat exercise No. 1.
Officer Thompson accosted the
old gentleman. He admitted he
was A. w. o. L, from the county
poor farm. .....
Yesterday afternoon he was re
turned.