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The New York herald., 1922-03-12

the decision of the Board of Aldermen Of
New York to buy eighteen"
philadelphia, Baltimore and all points
west" again interrupted Hon. Mickelman,
sticking his head out of the locker room
again and naming towns like he was
train announcer. Quinn, I've heard that
there gondola story about Albany, San An
tonic, Elmira, Manistee, San Francisco,
Los Angeles, Boston, Chica-"
BY His Bright Sally
Mickelman Gets a Laugh
Park lakes" shouted louder Hon. Quinn.
These boats, friends, were to be bought
out Of"
THE sinking fund.-" again broke in Hon.
Mickelman. sticking his head out Of the
locker room door.
Well, everybody laughed their heads on
at this funny saying.
But this strain on Hon. Quinn's temper
was nothing to the strain on his restraint
that was coming a few seconds later 1t
turned out later that Hon. Quinn
sons.
Among these reasons was (a) that Hon.
Quinn was very hungry, he being a noble
eater and having had only a light lunch in
the metropolis and no supper at all on
account of getting back to the Borough
here just in time for the Council meeting.
Another reason was (b) that all the
victuals supplied by Hon. Mickelman for
his surprise party at the regular Friday
night meeting of Borough Council last
night consisted of ham, beef and tongue
sandwiches and platters Of chicken salad
and cold meats.
Finally the final reason was (c) that 1t
didn't take Hon. Quinn long to suspicion
that Councilman Mickelman deliberately
had supplied only meat victuals on Friday,
he, Hon. Mickelman, knowing Hon. Quinn
could not in conscience eat meat last night
on moral grounds.
Friends" cried Hon. Quinn-he not
knowing about there being only meat on
Friday/or even knowing about the surprise
party at all yet, and therefore stf1l keep
ing his temper-"it happened that while
the Board OF Aldermen we're debating this
matter Of buying the eighteen gondolas
there was one City Father OF New York
that we'll-call Alderman Malachi Nell
benny, because that isn't his name"
Not was Common Councilman Nc
Gnnis," again interrupted Hon. Nickel
man at the locker room door, "At least II
was Councilman McGinnis, Quinn, the way
my great-grandfather used to tell us chill
dren the story as 1t happened In the City
Council OF Philadelphia"
Entrance of Refreshments
Proves Dramatic Moment
And at this dramatic moment Hon.
Mickelman, followed by Mrs. Hon. Nickel
man, came out into Fire House proper
with the first Of the big platters of chicken
salad and cold cuts of roast beef, turkey
tongue and more ham,
Hon. Micketman here purposely walked
In a kind of wide circle thus bringing
the plate OF sandwiches he was carrying
right under Hon. Quinn's nose.
Hon. Quinn had his mouth open. all
ready to reply sharply to Hon. Mickelman
But when Hon. Quinn got the appetizing
Whit OF sandwiches II seemed like for the
first time In his life he began to think
more about eating than about talking.
Ye scribe ventures the opinion here that
this state OF affairs was the hungriest
anybody ever was ins their life without
their actually dropping dead from starva-
ton
my friends" resumed Hon. Quinn, but
speaking kind OF absently, his eyes on the
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
"BRAvO."

A T the conclusion of a recent con-
~ cert of the Philharmonic Orches-
tra some enthusiastic souls who
sat near us greeted Conductor Mengelberg
with "Bravo!" after "Bravo!" 1t irritated
us. We don't know why. But 1t did. 1t
has always seemed to us that there ought
to be some American word or phrase-(a
short equivalent for "You done noble, kid'')
that Americans can holler when con-
ductor has swung his baton with effect and
hit home run.
"Bravo!" reeks Of the tea room and the
lit'ry salon; it is an excellent word for
those who are Intrigued" by things,
splendid word for the high priests Of af-
fectation. No one who has ever hollered
"Attaboy!" at ball game will have any
thing to do with it. And many such,
strange as 1t may seem to the eyebrow
elevating highbrows, attend concerts.
The, next time we hear any one cry
"Bravo!" there's going to be murder.
Those in sympathy with us please holler
"Attaboy!"
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
ND when we've done away with the
"Bravo!" nuisance, we're going to
: institute another great concert


= institute another great concert
hall reform; we're going to declare war on
the people who bring opera glasses to con-
certs. One look at an oaf inspecting the
orchestra through pair of opera glasses
and our interest in the concert is gone,
our thoughts jump from music to man
slaughter.
What benefits are derived from the use
Of opera glasses at concert is beyond US.
II Is true that with the aid OF lockers"
one can determine whether those are really
stiff shirts the musicians wear or just
walters "dickies," but even this is INSULT
cient to justify the practice.
The next time we see any one flash
pair OF opera glasses at concert we're
going to pull out lorgnette-which we in
tend to buy one of these days-and bur-
lesque every move So that II you see an
"EJECTED FROM CARNEGIE HALL"
headline in your favorite paper you'll
know who it was they threw out. Well
suffer any humiliation in good cause.
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
THE FENCE CAT.

e MOTHER thing that makes me hot
~ under the collar-or would, IL I
owned collar like those swell
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
Quinn DufC Too Much Pep Ran
In MickcZmd11C Celebration ST.: e:

for thirty an hour anyhow"
"You said it-easy"
Wouldn't be surprised II she could 40
forty"
think so myself-easy."
"Or fifty"
"Oh, easy enough, Fred, easy enough"
1T says on the sign that this boat was
bought by Ed Wynn, the comedian. Didn't
know he could afford $4,000 boats"
"Oh, easy. Lookit the salary he gets"
yeah, there's something in that. Bet
he gets $4,000 week."
"Oh, easy"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08
LOCAL & PERSONAL

Secondhand mixer for sale cheap
by Helm Implement Co.
Secondhand DeLaval cream sepa
rator for sale by Helm Implement Co
See Heir for sleighs, cutter run.
ners, tanks, heaters and other win.
ter goods.
Mrs. d. Ell. Richards visited her
apolis, Tuesday.
We buy for cash and sell for cash
That saves you money. The S. and
w. Shoe Store.
Mrs. A. Bergevin and son, Clarence
of Chippewa Falls, are visiting at the
Peter Plant home.
Secondhand electric washer, bench
with wringer and ash sifters for sale
at Helm Implement Co.
High grade Jersey milk cow at auc-
Ladysmith. e. q. Marks.
Miss Mildred Flora, of Stout Insti.
tute, Menomonie, spent the weekend
with the j. w. Carow family.
We have the feed cookers, also feed
grinders. Stock does better on cooked
and ground feed. See Helm.
Mrs. Glen Armstrong left Monday
for Malvern, Iowa, where she will
spend a few weeks with her parents.
Miss Gertie Wick, registrar in the
register of deeds Office, spent Thanks
giving Day with a sister in st. Paul.
A brand new, up-to-date line of
shoes and hosiery. Come in and look
them over. The S. and w. Shoe
Store in the Wilson building on First
street.
Wallipi, the Indian horse ''wran-
gler," will ride White Angel at the 500
Line stockyards, Saturday, Dec. 8, af-
ternoOn. This horse has never been
ridden and is an outlaw.
Dr. Rogers has moved his office and
residence to the second floor of the
new postoffice building and B. F.
Stelzman and household now occupy
the fiat over the S. & w. shoe store,
vacated by DR.. Rogers and wife
LAST CALL-TO holders of VIC
TORY BONDS and WAR SAVINGS
STAMPS: Victory Bonds with Ser
ial letters A, B G, D, e and f are
called for payment December 18th, af-
ter which they draw no interest. War
Savings Stamps become due Jan L,
1928 Bring them in for deposit on
your savings account now at the full
amOunt-Rusk County Bank. 1t
Secondhand hay press for sale by
Helm Implement Co.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08

Henry Ducommun went to Toma-
hawk Monday to make railroad ties.
He said there was more money in it
than in saving logs.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. III. Noteware, who
had been visiting at the home of their
daughter, Mrs f. j.. Putnam, returned
to Rice Lake Monday.
Carload of big, young, well-broken
western mares and horses at auction
Dec. 8, at L 100 o'clock sharp, at 500
stockyards. e. z. Marks, Prop.
If you want good work horse, a
milk COW, bunch of brushing or milk
goats, attend the auction sale at the
500 stOckyards, Ladysmith, Dec 8, at
100 p. m.
Make hay while the sun shines,
attend Mankato Commercial College,
MankatO, Mimi, this summer. School
in session the year around. Send for
catalog. Its
Secondhand INC truck for sale by
Helm Implement Co.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08
LOCAL & PERSONAL

Team for sale by John Helm, Tony,
Wis. 1884
Money to Loan, any amOunt.-DOyle
& Falge Company.
Two Louden barn cupolas for sale
by Helm Implement Co.
Rev. G. B. Voelz spent Tuesday
and Wednesday at Almena
Miss Ruby Bourgeois is acting as
saleslady at the s. and w. shoe store.
r. w. Lane, of Lanes music shop,
delivered a piano in Weyerhaeuser on
Tuesday.
Mrs Arthur Hepburn gave a party
at her home on River-av Saturday
evening.
Loonan Thatcher, of Gilman, was a
guest at the Mrs. Lillian Conklin home
from Monday until Wednesday
Miss Dorothy Alden returned to
Marshfield the first of the week after
a short visit at her home here
The new w, Second-st show win
dows in the r. J. Coon store are a
valuable Improvement
Carload brushing and milk goats at
auction at the 500 stockyards, Lady
smith, Saturday, Dec. 8, 1 100 p. m.
e. q. Marks.
Try sack of our private brand
Northern Lilly Flour, only $1.75. Ev-
cry sack guaranteed. = Ladysmith
Trading Co. 1885
Mrs. B. f. Stelzman was in Mime
apolis Monday and Tuesday, purchas-
ing shoes and hosiery for the new S.
& w. shoe store.
Try a sack of our private brand
Northern Lilly Flour, only SITS. Ev-
cry sack guaranteed. - Ladysmith
Trading Co. 333 335
Miss Lillian Beaudoin spent Thanks
giving day at her home in Chippewa
Falls and returned to this city Sat
urday Miss Beaudoin's mother is in
the hospital at Rochester, where she
was recently operated on for a dead
nerve in the side of her head. The
operation was apparently successful
and the patient is doing as well us
could be expected.
Root cutters, feed cutters,et for
sale at Helm Implement Co.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08

M. D. Martin, who was hit by an
automobile and badly injured on Nov.
10, is able to sit up in bed part of the
time, but his recovery is very slow.
Miss Bessie Tate called on Lady
smith friends Sunday while enroute to
her school duties at Hwkins, after
spending the Thanksgiving holidays
at her home near Sheldon.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. G. Mullen took
their departure Monday for southern
Iowa, where they will remain until
after Christmas. They intend to spend
part of the winter in Arkansaw.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08
COMING EVENTS

Dec. 91Bazar by Bethany Sisters.
Dec. 14-Apron sale, given by ladies
of Christian church.
Jan. 9-Alton Packard, cartoonist, hui
morist, second number lyceum
course.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-12-08

In keeping with the Christmas
spirit, no house should be with
out Candlesticks during the HOl-
iday season. The models shown
here are carefully finished i'm
brass. A pair would make a
very appropriate gift.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Runyon Fayors Rigid
Dry Act Enforcement
Jersey Republican Candidate
for Gubernatorial Nomina-
tinn Wants Law Upheld

TRENTON, y. j., May 3l.-State
Senator William y. Runyon, Ropubl i-
can organization candidate for the
nomination FOR Goyern9- IN the
September primary, yesterday de-
clared fatty in favor Of rigid en-
forccmcnt Of prohibition. and as
serted that the job OF making the
state laws effective is up to the Gov
ernor
"I, is nj. duty 70 SEQ that the laws
designed 90 enforce tho Eighteenth
amendment should be impartially en-
forced" said Mr. Runyon.
Tho Senator also took a decided
stand In favor OF ending night WORK
for women IN industrial plants. lie
said that the state should have less
legislation and more administration
and that present practices tended 20
the enactment Of much ill-consldered
legislation.
Senator Runyon also fayors the
Bacharach bill now before Congress
limiting the power Of Federal courts
In dealing with intra-state public
utility matters, and declared that
values on which utility rates arc based
should be actual values.
Tho workmen's compensation act
should be 50 amended as 20 provide
higher compensation. A statewide
extension OF the bureau OF farm mar
kcts also is favored by Mr.. Runyon.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Man Hit by Suicide, Who
Plunged OFF Tower, Dies
Internal Injuries Develop After
Hospital Sets Broken Wrist
and Sends Him Home

Samuel ID. Jones, OF 400 west li3th
Street. who was injured when struck
bv the falling body Of John W.
Gastoiger. when the latter leaped from
tho ton story Of the Municipal Build
ing on May 23. died yesterday AZ
Mount Sinai Hospital after an opera
tion performed there by DR.. Lillianhal
in an effort 90 save his life.
Mr.. Jones was taken 70 volunteer
Uospital AZ the time Of the accident
af,er he had been dashed 10 the street
hv tho imnact OF Gasteigers body.
Tho latter was picked up dead. Jone.
was declared by Volunteer hospital
sn-ccons 70 have suffered only a frae-
.ared wrist and he was sent nome ai'et
fbe injury had been dressed.
lie complained later Of pain IN MS
iof, aide. but the symtom was not re-
carded as alarming until YESTERDAY
,ybcn he was taken 90 Mount Slnal
Uospital suffering severely ana an I'M
mediate operation was decided on
FoiIowing the operation complications
developed which resulted IN deatn ia'e
in the afternoon.
NJ Jones was member OF seVerai
srsternal organizations. Funeral serV-
iees will be held nc the residence 10
marrow and interment will be a,
Vop,t Hebron. Mr.. Jones for seyefai
roars rad been a furniture dealer NJ
10 Orchard street. He formerly at
tended the College Of the City OF ~"
York.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Defends Expenditures
AT Farmingdale School
President Baldwin of Trustees
Asserts Board Acted OF At
torncy Generals Advice

William NJ Baldwin, of Garden City
president Of the Board Of Trustees
of the New York institute Of Applied
Agriculture at Faruingdale, l.. J., testi-
fed yesterday at the investigation into
the affairs Of the school being con-
ducted in the office Of the state comp
troller here by order Of Governor MIL
Ter. His testimony throughout his
examination was favorable to Direc-
tor Albert A. johnson and the majority
Of the Board Of Trustees. all Of whom
have been attacked by teachers, stu
dents, and dissenting trustees:
One OF the storm centers o. the IN
vestigstion has been the use OF funds
supplied by the Federal government
for the training Of veterans 10 In
crease the directors salary $500 a
wear. Mr.. Baldwin declared that in
asmuch as the state attorney general
wrote an opinion advising that the
trustees could expend this money with
out rendering an account 10 the state
ptroller and inasmuch as the money
Maid by the United States is not SUM-
Gent 10 meet the expense Of the train
ing given, he thought the trustees were
Justified in spending these funds as
thew thought best. After admitting
that Director Johnson receives total
OF Ss.450 a year in cash. in addition
10 A house. a chauffeur, laundry serv-
ice. light and fuel, he said thai, m
MS opinion, the director is underQaid
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Capt. Conboy Promoted
To Be Deputy Inspector
Police Order Merges Marine
District in 9Th, With Captain
BAILEY i'm Charge

Promotions and changes affecting
officers Of the Police Department wern
announced yesterday by Police Com
missioner Enright, the order taking ef-
feet at midnight.
Captain Frank J. Conboy Of the
Grand Avenue station. Brooklyn. Is
promoted 70 be deputy inspector. He
will act under Inspector Thomas J.
Kelly of the 18th District, Jamaica.
CAPTAIN Frank Morris Of the Rich
mond Hill station, Queens, vii change
places with Captain Lawrence L. Pat
terson, OF Fifth Avenue station,
Brooklyn.
The 7th Inspection District, Staten
Island, and the 18th, or Marine, lnspec-
tion District. will be amalgamated and
known as the 9TH Inspection District.
Captain William A. Riley Of the
Marine Division is made inspector In
charge Of the 7th District.
The Pier A station, home OF the
harbor SQUAD. Is 10 be known as the
second precinct.
Inspector Charles A. Formoso, in
charge Of the old 18th Inspection Dis
trict. IL transferred 20 the 18th Inspec-
tion district, which includes Long
Island City, Astoria, Newtown and
Flushing, Queens.
Captain James J. Skehsn OF the Beach
Street station is transferred 70 the
new second precinct created to-day,
while Captain John 3. Sexton Of traf-
f1c c takes Beach Street station.
Lieutenant James j. Mackenzie e.
made A captain In charge OF Fort Ham
iltcn station, Brooklyn.
Lieutenant Patrick Mccormick Is
made acting captain in charge Of traffic
station c.
Lieutenant James P. Treanor Is made
acting captain in command Of the City
Island station, the Bronx.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Senate ClOIure on
Tariff Bill Held
Up by Republicans
Conference. Attended by 33
of 90 Members. Votes for
1t: Net Result l. Virtual
Sideiracking of Project

Prom, ~, Triburef Wafifr5foA Bar,0s
WASHINGTON, May al.-Al'hough
the Senate Republican conference to-
day went on record FOR The adoption
o. ciofure rule. the net effect OF
what occurred was fhe virtual side
tracking o. clofurc o. this time. Oniy
thirty-tnree Republican Senators out
Of sixty were present. Many % the
abscntces are against clofurc and DO =
recognized that the Republican oppos.-
fiOn plus the Democratic opposition
Will prevent adoption of cioturc rule.
Senator Vadsworih was the only one
10 vote against cioture. lie IS secre-
tarv OF the conference and WAS obliged
90 be- pres or.
While ,hero was some discussion 81
the meeting. interest centercd chiefly
on two resolutions which were adopted.
One Of these is the Townsend resolu-
ton, which was adopted, 81 10 ]. Sen
afor WadsWOTth was the opponent.
This resolution provides that ~ j. the
sense Of the Senate that the rules be
amended 20 provide FOR limitation o.
debates ON appropriation and revenue
bills bv majority vote and that the
time for presenting such an amend
ment is TO be determined az a future
conference.
Senator McCumber then moved tha.
n committee be appointed 10 consider
and report on the advisability % pre-
scnting 20 the Senate 40 this time a
rule limiting debate on revenue and
appropriation bills and 20 consider the
draft OF such a rule. THIS was adopted
unanimously.
Senator Lodge. who presided, named
Senators Kellogg. Jones. McNary, Len
root and Ball on the committee.
Aa generally viewed. 70 will be weeks
before any such proposed rule can be
shaped up and laid before the Senate.
II il IS then passed. there is sure 20 be
long debate which will delay the tarin
Dill or any other bill which may DC
pending, and II vote Is forced the
present indications are that majority
of the Senate will vote against IT.
The members Of the committee
named to-day, headed By Senator hcl-
logg. are for cloturc, and they are bent
on pressing the issue. Senator Kellogg
called them into conference this after
noon and made Il plain he purposed 70
press for the quick adoption OF =
cloture rule. II is not the intention OF
the Senate leaders, however, 20 perm :
cloture fght 70 delay the tariff bill
or endangor the legislative program
and in spite OF the activity Of Senator
Kellogg and his committee, II IL gen
erally believed the proposed rule VIII
be held back before IL has been passed
on by the Rules Committee and thrown
into the Senate.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Soviet Problem Key
To Peace of World.
BOrah Tells Senate
Declares in Speech Genoas
'IgnobIe Ending Was Due
To Failure io ',hsider
The Russian .iuesiion

WASHINGTON. May 3i.-ReneV ng
discussion OF his resolution declaring
q the sense ~ the Senate thar the
Soviet government o. Russia De- rc- og-
nizcd. Senator Boran Republican,
OF Idaho. declared Dol tho Senate 20.
dav that until tho Russian problem
was settled the world would con.
finua in "ou.y another way the waf
which was supposed ~ be ended with
tho srnistice of November Do. 1918.
The Russian problem WAS tne key 10
peace and prosperity of the world. tne
Idaho senator asserted, adding thai
nothing would avail from the various
international conferences until they
had the courage 20 deal fquaro.y WIN
fhe question % Russia. The "lcnop.o
cndiug o. the Genoa meeting was at
trihltsble directly TO iis failure 10
consider the greatest question y hnd
% face. Tint Of Russia. SIR. Borah said.
"Just a. long as the present policy :
pursued. the turmoil and discoiieht OF
Europe will continue said senator
Borah "it may be possible by reason
of the policy being pursued 10 oreas
down the Soviet government IL may
fall. II n falls. what them mere are
f7O. 600 900 people in distress and there
is only one directing force. suppose
wo DESTROY BE-. chaos viii return in the
midst OF Russia. What government
wiil take IT'S place. Who will speak 70 "a.
the warrinc forces and say. BE stiil
We arc willing 10 break down th' o.ls
genblance OF authority ana leaFc 'he
peonlc in utter chaos.
Senator Borah said he mane 10 '9n
eoalment Of his sympathy from me oe-
ginning with the revolutionary iorSrs
In Russia. 20 people had been more
"scourgcd" than the Russians nc
said. and he declared them iuiiy JUS
tjied in ovcrthrowing TIC homahou s.
II do not regret the Russian revoiu-
tlon." he added, "but deplore la
cruelties' ,t.
The Senator declared the Russian
evolution would be no exception 10
o.her revolutions. and from u wouid
e,,eroe frecr and moro democratic
Russia. The recognition or inc SoF'ee
government would he IN tho interest o.
world peace, he said.
Rcpiying ~ Senator Borah' senator
Tdce. Republican. Of New Jersey. de-
clarcd that with recognition OF goI-
eminent by tho United states was sup
posed 70 90 protection OF American
citizens in tho country controlled py
.he government. and no asked how u
would be possible for the American
yovernment 10 protect its citizens IN 4
country whore the government rituai
was the non-rccognitlon OF private
nronerty rights.
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01

SPRINGFIELD, Mass, May 3i.-The
greatest fighting main ever held in
New England was staged last night.
There were no spectators and no bets
none present Of the hundred or more
sports who had travelled Ear yestcr-
day % attend what is believed 70 be
the biggest cock fighting oerby ever
held IN this section only 10 have the
fghtng pits raided By state troopers.
Sixty prize-fghting fowls, the
pick Of fSncicrs from Rhode Island
70 Vermont. held a battle royal in a
henyard in the West Side with no ore
present 20 cheer the sangpinary COM
bats. To-day the yard was Uttered
with dead and dying, like a battlefield
in FLANDERS, while the survivors,
SCARED and bleeding, struited about
the feld cf carnage. Growing chal-
lengcs 20 those able 20 take them IN.
Forty OF the fcatnered fghters. prized
b. handlers from Hoeksuum, Conn, to
New-York tribune., 1922-06-01
Pepper Spent S47,63I
In Primary Campaign

HARRISBURG, Pa. May 3l.-The
primary campaign oSpense account for
United States Senator George Wharton
Pepper, filed to-day by Irs J. Williams,
chairman OF the Pepper campaign
COMMITTEES, showed receipts Of S72,Osl :
25 and expenditures Of S47.6Sl.54, with
bills Of Sil ,622.92 in process Of audit
ing. OF the receipts S62,526.25 was
raised in Philadelphia, and S9,555 in
Pittsburgh Among tho $1,000 con-
tributions we're Mr.. Williams. John
Wanamaker, John Markle, j. Leonard
Reploglo, and Joseph r. Grundy.
The largest item Of expense, $780,
s53.66 was for printing, travelling and
advertising. ~
Congressmsn-st-large william J. Burke
Senator Peppers defeated opponent,
certified having received $1,000 and
spent S2,Os9. The statement Of james
j. Waters. chairman of the Burke com
mittee, showed receipts Of Ss,Sg4; ex-
pendituIes of $4,297.57 and unpaid bills
Of $4,563.60.