Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-19
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fruitul Grape
Better be merry with the fruitful grape
Than sadder after none, or bitter fruit"

The stout one is Dave-Sidney wears glasses.
II the St Louis Browns hold first place for an
other week Eddie Edgar may instruct the laundry
Dill markers to charge the minimum prices the
UP"
Yes, Harvey we realize that the Journals book
colyum can increase sales of unlerary prod
uct Ask Strong Matson to tell it to all the east
ern publishers.
UNCROWNED,
THE BILLET DoUX OF ONE BOOTLEGGER
TO ANOTHER:
Dear zeke: Try this early morning potion on
your distinguished palate Chase a bull frog three
miles and gather up the hops; add ten gallons or
tan bark, one-half pint of shellac bar Of home
made soap. Boil So hours and strain through the
hat of an l. ". W. to keep it from working Then
bottle it and add grasshopper to each pint to give
it the kick. Shake well and prepare to have a fit
before taking Yours dryly, RECTIFlER.
NOT BAD-BUT NOT so GOOD FOR LAWYERS.
Frederick L. Castles will, admitted to probate In
Newark, n. j.. last week. reads thus.
All my earthly goods have in store,
To my dear wife L leave for eyermore.
l freely giYe-no limit do fix
This is my will, and she the executrix"
You might try sneezng these: schwientochowilz,
Bismarckschuette and Godullshuette. They are
towns in upper Silesia.
Although Dr. Sun, president of South China, re.
fuses to resign, there was an eclipse in China.
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Statistics printed in our alert contemp the Her
aid, point out that large number of people lose
their lives by falling down elevator shafts
Perhaps that's why the death rate by accident is
so low in Albuquerque.
D .
The trouble with the average family is not that
mother and the girls spend too much money; dad
just simply doesn't make enough.
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CAUGHT BY RADIO SIGNED LANDY,
How we miss you, Colonel
While you are away;
When there's only four of us
There's not enough to play.
Hurry, Colonel. Hurry
Hurry back to me,
You know the colonel that mean
It's our own d. X b.
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THEY MATURE QUICKLY IN IOWA
Cedar Rapids Republican and Times)
An eight pound son. Jerome Edward was born
June to Mr. and Mrs. L. A. FRANKIE of this city and
is now in charge of a garage at Prairieburg.
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MY! HOW HOT THE WEATHER is IN LONDON
uondon Gable to Chicago Tribune)
Mrs. Burney diamond and pearl bandeau,
tulle veil and three white ostrich feathers which
usage DEGREES Instead of flowers, she carried an
District fan.
The coyum will give advice to radio-bugs as long
as interest is sustained and we keep in tune.
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HOW TO pattern a Secondary Tuning Coil Stator
winding after the undoing of the Inensfier and the
Rotor.
When you get your varo in place, put Stator in
front OF the Rotor and begin. If the vario
coupler gives annoyance place your left ear to the
counersink and let the intensfer upon the
ondary counterboring. Having thus firmly secured
the vacuum tube socket you are prepared to attach
1t TO the stationary varo. Start the attenae slowly
or they may interrupt the work of the anterior units
In TACT the further they be isolated from all
other objects the you are to get all tuned up
CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT.