The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-09-14
TALES OF TOWN
woMAn.s Aoun.

| WOMANS HOUR.
Mans conduct varies uttI4 thrvuCn IN,
day,
His minutes follow In the seifsams way
| The episodes in his diurnai range
| Roitsyate the bumdrum dearth- OF cha nGe.
! But. when the vanguard OF the night
! draws on,
| And when begins fair woman's hour. the
wan
And unegsntful train Of Life's routine
Gives way before the mistress OF the
Man never knows Two evenings Just the
same
He's up against an evsr-shifting game;
Perhaps he draws a smile; maybe trown
Confronts HIM peradventure out OF town
He drives for dinner; haply al his home
He dimes when relatives or friends have
GOMEZ.
ontimes IT'S bridge. dance. swim,
To church. has he. Ills said, been known
TO GO
IAfe's endless variations. one by one
Succeed each other with the setting sun.
There are no vestiges OF days routine.
When shadows come; for then is wo-
man queen.
Tin well for you and me. We're II not so.
Who knows how deep on us the moss
would grow?
Harry Barrows. In the New York Times.
When man steals kiss the girl
is equally guilty--inasmuch as she
is receiver Of stolen goods.
In most cases, wouldn't the deceas-
ed be surprised if he could read his
obituary published in some papers.
No matter how grand the scenery
at these bathing places, the one-piece
suit is the real piece de resistance.
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1t requires about 1900 German
marks to buy cucumber, and then
both parties to the transaction are
swindled.
A smooth guy is shoe salesman
who sells woman pair Of shoes
that fit her feet without letting her
know the real size.
NO country is going to be success
until it allows each citizen to figure
,ut his own taxes and pay the amount
ne thinks he owes the government
A candidate for office has to have
! good deal Of faith in himself not
o go off and try 10 rob bank after
What the other side says about him.
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"Greets his best friend with a load
# shot" is an exchange headline
low, we ask, how do you suppose he
would greet a fellow who wasn't his
riend?
An Emmett woman went down town
he other day'to buy pair of shoes.
'ut the purchase was postponed be-
ause she couldn't remember which
+ her stockings had the hole in it.
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"Do you know that gang pillow, {
'agon, header, wheat drill and a !
arrow can be bought for the price ,
I Ford sedan ?" asks an advertise !
rent. But who wants to joyrde on /
harrow? v
What the average married man
peds more than anything else is &
,kery that will get out bread that !.
III can't forget to take home for din T
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An optimist is fellow who votes =
r certain candidate on the theory y
AZ che aforesaid candidate will get :"
law passed that will allow him (the y
timist) to make twice as much mon "
out of his business. =.
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A man was showing guest the u
shts around Emmett the other day. W
zee that little butte over there" the 70
nmett man said. The stranger is
the hospital now. He was in such CT
hurry to turn around that he 1t
rained both ankles, OF
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An Emmett man who bought some dr.
,burger cheese to take home and in
il in his pocket, found that the to
,ese had melted when he reached 'er
domicile, He sent the coat to a ra
amer and was advised to bury it. ris
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couple were recently married and tn,
er the ceremony was over the ne,
&c began to weep copiously. sin
hats the matter" asked the new
band. "I-f never told you that