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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
OUR GREAT Elk pREslpENT.

Whatever differences of opinion ex-
list now or may exist in the future
concerning the greatness of woodrow
Wilson as a president, we believe that
even most of his enemies land they
are rapidly getting fewer) will admit
that he has made great ex-president,
in which capacity he has just com
pleted his first year. His bearing since
he retired from the white house has
been such as to resolve all doubts as
to how our ex- presidents should con-
duct themselves. With a dignity that
always fits him as a mantle; with a
silence more eloquent than even his
eloquent speech; with courage and
cheerfulness that have lightened and
frightened his period of retirement as
a semi invalid; with an occasional
word of wisdom and good will to his
fellow citizens, and with many evil
dences of ar. mistaken faith in the I'LL
innate triumph of the principles of
truth and justice upon which this great
democracy is founded, he has admins
tered the most effective rebuke to his
critics and detractors.
Patient, accomplishing, claiming
nothing, he has neither resented at
tacks nor retaliated upon his assail-
ants. He has never whined or WINGED
He has been the most colossal, ma
jestic and typical figure of latter day
American citizenship.
The baying chorus directed at the
soaring eagle has died out. Contem-
plation of the stricken eagle upon his
eyrie is brin ~ing genuine understand
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
A HEALTH BOOK IN DISGUISE.

DR., J. H. Kellogg, head of the Battle
Creek Sanitarium, in an article in
Good Health" recommends Henry T.
Fincl1s Gardening With Brains
(Iarpers) as follows: 'Tf every reader
of Good Health will start a garden
this spring and invest enough brain
and muscle in it to makeit a success,
next fall great hose Of grateful men
and women will be ready to ries up
and bless Mr.. Finck for having intro
duced them to means of promoting
good health of the highest value, and,
having once experienced the delights
of this return-to-nature' occupation,
they will be sure to repeat the expert
ment next year and every year . -
In a letter, Doctor Kellogg says fur
Their, " Gardening With Brains is the
best combination of fact, philosophy.
and fun / have run across in good
while"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
COUNTY AGENTS REPORTS


Walton (Nfr Mathison): Three carloads
of comparatively bought fertilizers deliv-
cred this week. also 200 satsuma orange
trees. We are using more high grade
fertilizers this year than ever before.
Gadsden (Mr CampbelD: Was called
on to treat three sick cows this week.
Marion faIr. Moore): Had many calls
for advice on spraying watermelons and
tomatoes. Was asked TO look at and
treat four cows with tick fever, which ]
did.
Madison CHr. Lawton): Spent an en-
tire day culling chickens.
okaloosa (Mr. Hart): Some corn has
been planted here.
Suwannee (Mr. Matthews): About 80
percent Of our watermelon crop is up
and growing
Santa Rosa CMr. Hudson): Charged
one dipping vat, inoculated IS hogs end
forwarded a cooperative order OF farmers
for two carloads Of fertilizers this week.
ST. Johns (Mr. Traxler); We formed a
temporary dairy association this week.
the purpose OF which is to get local
diaryrnen interested in cooperative work.
DuvaI (Mr Watson): Kings Road stock
farm near Dinsmore viii apply within
a few days for registration papers for Al
black Angus calves born on that farm
since January ].
Taylor CMr. Dorsettl. Large orders for
cowpeas are being made, in anticipation
of large hay acreage this fan.
Eseambia CMr Smith): The Brocknan
packing plant has had it's formal open
ing, giving a large barbecue TO which
all Pensacola were invited This plant
is now a market for Florida cattle and
hogs, filing a long-felt need.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
BY AID cARTsR

carefully gathering the hops. Then add
Ten gallons pickle brine.
Two quarts of shellac.
One bar home made soap.
One pint sweet spirits of nitro-glyc'
crime.
Boil mixture three weeks, three hours
three minutes and three seconds, then
strain through a movie censor's WOODEN
sock to prevent mixtures from working
Bottle, and add one jackass to each pint
to give it the proper kick.
Antidote: Leave it alone.
Pretty wild stuff Paul, you'd better
get out. your pen and draw a line round
'em when they drink this toast.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
By FRED MEYER

When I was in grammar school one
Of the favorite playground stunts OF
our bunch was to grab some fellow
around the waist, bear hug" him,
force him to the ground and a wrest-
ling match was on hand.
Maybe some one has tried the ''bear
hug" on you. Then you know how 1t
saps your strength and how helpless
you are when the very breath is
squeezed out of you.
That same hug Is used frequently
In real wrestling matches. But the
wrestler upon whom the hold is Sc
cured is not slow to break from 1t, and
the break illustrated on the left side
OF the picture printed here Is about
the most effective know.
When your aggressor places his arms
around your waist, quickly put your
fore arm against his throat. Take
hold of the wrist Of that aru with
your other hand. Arch your back
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
Richard to Take
the Stand Himself
in Assault Case
tsy The Assoclassd Press,

NEW YORK, March 2s.--George
TEX" Richard. sports promoter, who
plans to take the witness stand in his
own defense tomorrow on charges that
he assaulted Sarah schoenfeld, 10.
spent the day comforting with his at
torneys in the sherfffs office across
the street from Tombs prison, where
he has been confined during his trial
The jury in the case IS under guard
at a hotel.
Richards attorneys announced that
Rex Beach, the novelist, would appear
as a character witness for the defense
when the trial is resumed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
SUGAR COATED PILLS
OF WISDOM
THE DISSATISFIED coBBLER

THE DISSATISFIED coBBLER
Ability to play a mouth organ does not
signify taste for music.
When in Rome don't eat Roman can
dies.
AS humorist writes so win he quip.
Dampened matches never light.
Shoemaker stick to your LASTS the
moral taught by THE Dissatisfied Cob
bier of the Aesop's Film Fables"
Your future may redeem your past.
A half sole may help to save but half
souled energy won't do much for you.
Birthdays are usually nirthdays.
The longer the vamp the longer the
shoe.
-"Aesop's Film Fables"
When Aesops animals go wrong
1t makes us think of Dill,
Who said a man may smile and smile
And be villain still.
-Aesop, Jr.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
POOR HARLEQUIN

VIII take the laughter
You may have the tears:
IT'S gayety I'm after,
Dancing down the years.
You may have. the highroad-
will take the lane,
stopping On n by-road
Where birds sing again.
1 VIII roam to far hills
You may keep the glade;
There the day my Joy nils
There bright dreams are made.
-seabury Lawrence in IIarpers
Magazine for April.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
He VINO hustles has no dime for envy

He VINO hustles has no time for envy.
- o.
Poets are born, but cooks are better
paid.
To whom you tell your secrets you
sell your freedom.
A man has no right to be satisfied
unless he has done his best.
The girl who is quick to see faults
Is apt to remain an old maid.
No woman would wear eyeglasses
if they didn't improve her looks.
Many an indulgent husband allows
the indulgence to stop with himself.
1t Is a rare man who can pay the
fiddler without making his wife help.
When some people miss church they
have to make up the sleep at home
The girl who doesn't know how to
elope is always the one who is dying
to do so.
Southern farmers would be rich and
happy II some one could teach boil
weevils to eat weeds.
Many woman prides herself on her
ability to understand things without
giving them a thought
After rolled stockings get back
women viii have no trouble boarding
street cars before men.
Professor says our side or Niagara
wnllbe dry in 2122. Why don't they
leave prohibition alone?
United States checker champion ia
beaten by Scotsman Keeping our FIRE.
men busy is running checkers.
o.
Censors claiming our movies are
stupid" don't say IL they found them
that way or left them that way.
Herbert Hoover says the attitude Of
the nation toward child welfare will
soon become the test OF its civilization.
Blessed Is the man who nuts his
whole heart in his task, for at the end
OF the day his work will sing to him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
ONE REEL YARNS
WITH THE AID OF THE WIND


i've had tho best luck!" said May
nard. overtaifing Joe on his way to
school Look here what I've got. +"
he pulled out typewriter sheet
from his pocket and showed It TO
Joe. taking care that no one else was
watching.
Why-why 1t looks like the ques-
tons for tonnorrow's history exam -
said Joe.
mot only looks like fit Is" de-
ciared Maynard. enjoying Joe's CUR
prise.
where did you get ST." Joe de-
manded.
Cut OF the skies. Honest, though.
1t was just good luck I went back
to my study room seat for a book last
night. and there right by my desk g.
piece Of paper was iuttering. picked
II UP. and here IL is.''
Must have blown of Miss Ford
hams desk said Joe.
Sure It did. You know she always
gives out her questions on typewriter
sheets like this.
but you aren't going to look at
them. are you?" Joe asked. looking
at Maynard wonderingly.
Look at thent What do you sup
pose Tn going to do with them? IL
the March wind offers to help me
out, I'm net going to turn down the
chance. Why waste time reviewing
the whole thing, when I can work out
these answers? I'll let you have a
copy. II you want to save some time"
mo thanks" said Joe shortly, turn
ing rather red. Maynard put the pa
per in his pocket and shrugged his
shoulders. as another boy Joined them.
The next day Joe was at school
early to look up some things on the
big map. He felt nervous. for he
knew the exam would be hard. though
he had studied the night before. 1t
seemed unfair to him that he should
get low grade for being "squeam-
ish.' Maynard came In, looking con-
fdent. and gave Joe q glance which
seemed to say. TN bet you regret
being 80 goody- goody''
The ben rang. Miss Fordhan passed
out the typewritten sheets. Then she
stepped to the front of the platform.
I'm testing out two sets OF questions,
she announced. 'One set goes to every
other row. Rows one, three, and five
should have questions marked A. The
others should have questions marked
b. Make sure you have the right
ones"
One glance at Maynard's face told
Joe that the trick Of the March wind
was Joke on Maynard.
Jean: IF burglar breaks into the
cellar would the coal chuter'
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

away from your man. Lower your
head. Then push against his throat
with all your might You win either
force him SO far away from you that
he cannot retain his hold. or, IL his
hands do remain clasped. his body will
be bent 30 far back IL will be an easy
matter for you to slip from under his
arms.
Fearing a fail should he rise to his
hands and knees. wrestler some
times stretches face down on the mat
and hugs IT. Il is extremely Diff
cult to work on a man in this position.
To force him up. take hold OF one OF
his feet and pun up on II as shown on
the right side of the picture. To get
greater leverage place your other hand
on his back. A slight twist of his
ankle will make the trick more effec-
tive. Don't use too much force when
pulling on the foot. nor too hard a
twist on the ankle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
A POWERFUL TOAST

That jovial cartoonist, Paul Terry, is
interested in anything that mentions ami
mails like those he draws for 'Aesop's
Film Fables So, the other day he
scissored this homebrew recipe from his
hometown paper and passed it on to us
for reading purposes only:
Pursue wild bullfrog thirteen miles,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
WHERE MORAL Sane
TION HALTS

The trouble with the present en-
forcement OF prohibition is that it has
not yet got moral sanction enough to
make 1t effective. Public opinion viii
back up the law in closing the saloons
and restricting and regulating the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

There isn't anything living or dead
that Is hlthier, more vulgar, less re-
fined or more destructive of life than
the house fly. Every one killed In
spring means millions less in nfd-sura>
mer. So get to swatting.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

ing and appreciation of the purpose
and grandeur of his unparalleled
flight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

Some $4,000 stitches are required to
make the ordinary suit of clothes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

Early Greeks used large stones and
sacks Of sand as anchors.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27
ro.pAYs PUZZLE

The letters in the title Of a certain
book have been given consecutive
numbers from 1 to IL. 2, L II spell
a space OF ground: 4. 3, S. 8 spell a
scene; 10. z. 8, spell to move. What
Is the name of the book? Solution
tomorrow.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

This" said the young man. is the
engine boiler"
''oh." said the girl. item me, why
do they boil the engtnesy'
TO make the engine tender" he
replied.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

IF you eat another piece OF cake
You'll surely burst" said mother.
Then pass the cake and clear tina
way
Responded little brother.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-27

Jean: IF a burglar breaks into the
cellar would the coal chute.''
Joan: mo. but the kindIing wood. -
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

A beautiful face or a beautiful
figure is impossible without good
health, and good health j. impossi-
bic without correct habits OF exercise
and diet.
Our forefathers who lived I'm tho
open didn't depend on subways and
motors got plenty of exercise. ana
did not have 10 worry about Indian
clubs, dumbIed or daily dozens.
But modern life makes no call on
some Of our muscles and gives them
no chance to develop. SO unless we
take the matter i'm hand and exercise
them sooner or later We pay the pen
atty OF our neglect in habby muscles
fat or underdcvelopod bodies ana
then III helath
More Harm Than Good.
/ believe I'm exercised ut before
any woman undertakes any strenu-
GUS program 1 believe she should
have herself examined by q physical
Instructor ar = gymnasium. other
wise she may DO herself more harm
than good
have two simple exercises that
are part of nay daily roUntiue
which are perfectly harmless and yer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Even Cross, Feverish, Sick Children Love its Taste
and it Never Fails to Empty Little Bowels

a teasDoonfJl Of California Zig
Syrup" now VIII quickly start liver
and bowel action and I'm o few hours
YOU have 2 well. playful child again.
Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Fie syrup" because il
never fails 10 work The sour bile
and constipation poison right ont
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

matter er $40 @ vear and Ione-Gi--
lance calls az a high rate
"Our telephone service has need
of many reforms. continues
lOeuVre- Besides 81 competent
and efficient management, We must
procure new cnd moder1 machinery
and, above all, tclephoniscs who are
attentive and capable
one smart modiste in the Rue
Duphot has found q method ~ be--
tering her telephone service. o. Every
season ] present her with q hae
new hat she says "and thus
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

much less. but oneT.s obliged TO pur-
chase a new and usually expensive
outfit from one OF the numerous
companies which are working to-
gether with the telephone concern.
II he shows any signs OF not wish
ing to cooperate lie is politely told
that there is no available free man,
Der for the moment, or he is kept
waiting an eternity.
Then, once installed. the tele-
phone is q luxury. for the ssoscr.p-
ton price is not q small item
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
FRENCH TELEPHONE
SERVICE POOR, HIGH
Partisan "AlIo'' Girls Are Too
Busy POwicring Noses to
be Bothered With Calls.

PARIS. NOV. wrong NUM-
beers long minutes OF waiting FOX
"Centr,T' 80 answer. "cut-offs'' and
bad counectons-in word, very
bad telephone service IN general
are causing Parisians TO turn their
wrath against the "Ailo" girls.
Trance has undoubtedly the
poorest telephone service IN all OF
Europe" says IOeuvre. The slow
ness OF our l0ug-distante Commun-
l icalons IS pr0verbial In all Of
Z France there are about $4,000
telephone stations, less than one
half the number one finds IN the
city OF New York aloue-a figure
. almost derisive for q country 50 inn
pOrtant commercially
Americans arriving in Paris have
few words OF praise for the French
telephonists. For the most part
/ they are insolent and extremely
slow. They seem 90 be busy pow
deriug their little noses or rouging
! their lips, for very often one waits
all OF five minutes for "J'ccoute? ."
which is the French girls way OF
saying Number, please?"
( To receive two wrong numbers =
an ordinary circumstance and as
many cut-offs, which are even more
annoying; for no matter how one
pleads the telephonist VIII not es-
taDlish the broken-off connection
Sne simply closes her key and
leaves one hanging on the limo In
the end it is really much quicker
! 10 walk. and most Parisians DO t..
While Germany is busy laying a
line of loug-distance underground
cables. which viii have a strategic
commercial Importance. France
realizes that sine has not q single
cable of great distance. Outside OF
public telephone stations In small
hamets. the telephone IS almost UNI
known in the outlying country dis
tricts The mayor and public Off
cia1s are often the only ones who
have ever made use OF a telephone
in small towns The eos, is pro-
hibi,ive FOR all but the comfortably
rich. To install telephone costs
nearly 500 in round figures. aside
from the apparatus. which adds an
other % or more to the amount.
one may have an old apparatus,
which would serve as well and cost
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

Tie l..tIo bow inside the inins az
q rnon't hat IS there merely os On or
0-meat. Il is a survival OF the DAYS
wsca there was ndt such large
RANCE OF sizes ~ there IS OF tie pres
err t.me. and 6 string was attached
ca the lining SO that = could be ado
fagted Co. ft any head.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

THIS BENDING EXERCISE"
REDUCES THE WAIST AND
MAKES THE SPINE SUPPLE AND
THE LEGS SYMMETRICAL.
which seem 10 me 70 re tho best
there are for internal a. well as ex-
ternal benefit. 1t is 10 these twoI at
tribute my health-and my figure.
For external beauty I recommend
the bending exercise which stretches
and reduces all the flesh about the
waist and abdomen and makes the
spine supple and the legs symct-i-
cal.
IL consists IN throwing the arms
over the head then bending down
until the finger tips touch the floor.
without bending the knees. Keep the
heels and toes together and come
back to position after each effort
I practice this each morning FOR
about 10 minutes. doing It about IL
times minute-Dut then I've been
doins it for years a beginner would
find a slower tempo les fatiguing
The other exercise which is excel
lent for all the organs Of the trunk
and abdomen IS the twisting exer-
else. Keep the toes and heels to-
gether. and without changing the
position Of The legs bend the body
from the waist in a circle, stretching
as far To the back front and sides
as you can
Swinging the arms out In front
and then TO the back until the finger
tips meet behind the back is excel
lent Tor developing the chest or for
reducing too heavy shoulders
Jumping and Running
some women recommend jumping
and running but I think @ woman
should have medical advice before
pTarJicins them.
Swimming is my favorite exercise.
I Recommend i 20 every beauty
seeker. Work with Indian clubs and
dumbcIs promo tes grace and dex-
terity.
Ten minutes practice each day is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

of tho little stomach and bowels
without cramping or overacting.
Tell your druggist YOU want only
the genuine California Fig Syrup"
which has directions for babies and
children OF all ages printed on
bottle. Mother YOU must say Cali
fornia.1 Refuse any imitation.
fTs-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

infinitely more valuable than an
hour OF strenuous exercise one day,
followed ny six OF inactivity.
Tomorrow I'll tell you abou, the
breathing exercises I practice, and
about my diet system. Then you'll
know all my beauty secrets:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

As maudgeg Of tho transportation
department. OF one OF the largest t.e
and timber companies iu the world.
Miss Anne Baker. o. Padu.al Ky.
directs the towns Of something IKE
100000 railroad Ties each year
along the Miss >sippi river
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

I'm north Treus- .varil a. yours
peasant woman may E.rc q parti-a-
lar swain zip shat De is The apple
cart ar the time az the harvesting 'f
the oats go help him carry ID fs
crop.
Telegraf. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1909-1951, 1922-11-24
CernoSi dtoGi ma Skoly.

Cernosskv element mesta pocina
prudce 1tociti ma skolni vybor. po-
nevae dosud nebyla postavena vyssi
eernosska skola. Cernosi odvolava-
il sc ma to, Re mesto ma dosti Pc
n9z ma staveni zavodniho hfiste. ma
strhavani domn ze nemnze zadne
penize sehnati ma postaveni cernos-
ske skoly.. Pozadavkem cernocho
| Jest miti m9stskem. okresnim q
statnim vyboru po jednom cernos-
skem zastupci. stejne sluzne pro
cernosske ucitely belosskymi. uni
yersitu anabo hospod&fskou kolej
pro cernochy. Cernosi pocinaji hro-
cit. ze pfestanou tahnouti republi
kany pfi volbach posili fady de
mokratn, kteff MIN by byli hod'
nejsf nezli republikane.
Stfihani mestskeho rozpottu.
, Skosem jeden million ustfizen by
z mestskeho rozpoctu ma budouc
rok. Policejni komisaf pfijde no
YOU patr olni LODI. kterou chtel nil
e koupenu "a $4,000 Hlavne utl
i. paly odbory vodarenskeho inzenyrs
inspektora mad budovami a metal
!. ske odd9leni. We stfihanf pokrac'
J. vano. Nejvice ostreny jsou nnzk
h ma skolni v5bor. ktery to obytejr
T. neihnre odnese vzdor tomu. &c d.
~ bra skola Jest zakladem dobre sp
llecnosti.