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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

How well do you know advertise
n1entz?
Play the Ad-Ganle end find out.
Tear out twenty or thirty good
sized advertisements, preferably those
with pictures in them. from the mag
azines. Choose only advertisements of
those articles beet known to the aver
age boy or girl.
Clip out OF each advertisement the
name OF the article represented. But
leave the Trademark and such de-
scriptive matter Of the article that
does not contain the name of it
wherever the name does occur, clip
it out.
Do not allow q picture of the advsr-
tissd article to remain. In an adTer-
tisen1ent OF a certain kind OF soap in
which a little girl is the trademark.
cut out the picture Of the bar OF soap,
and also the name OF the soap. but
leave the picture OF the little girl. i
IS so familiar that il should not be dif-
fleult for the Ad-GanIe players TO
guess what the article advertised is.
Paste each Of the advertisements On
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

IL is far easier to return complt-
ment than borrowed umbrella.
Wise is the man who agrees with his
wife rather than argue with her.
@.
Many a man makes his mark in the
world because he is unable to write.
%
Airplanes are now shot from battle
ships by means OF turntable catapults
A girl is seldom interested in
young man unless she declares that
she isn't
Aliens cannot own or lease land in
California, but may raise crops on
shares.
A bright girl doesn't think herself
an angel Just because some man tells
her she is.
A woman viii forgive almost any old
thing in man if he can make her
believe he is in love with her.
o.
Can ycu remember whom folks had
tho children make lamplighters out of
the old newspapers to save matches?
Don't use your husbands razor to
sharpen lead pencils. It won't hurt
the razor, but it might cut your fin
gers.
The average tax ON every man, wo-
man and child in tho United States
was raised by the war from S4.70 to
s13032.
Accidents have so increased that in
surance companies now charge greatly
advanced rates on automobiles. On
Fords the rate is doubled.
o.
II congress endorses the accepted
peace program, the nations particle
pating will scrap 20 great battleships,
totaling nearly two million tons.
More than $4,000 automobiles were
stolen in twenty eight OF the principal
cities of the United States in 1920, and
nearly thousand OF them never re-
covered.
The inventor OF the first gasoline
propelled vehicle, George Baldwin Sell
den. died in Rochester the other day,
and one OF the oldest automobiles in
existence is still in use on the boule-
wards OF Paris
Much is being said of bootlegging:
the fact is that the man who consumes
bootleg liquor today does not know but
that he is drinking something which
will put him within his coffin within
swenty-four hours and. after all. there
are not so many fools OF that kind in
this country.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17
rn.nAY,s suzzL-

Each letter IN q wsil-l5noFyu saying
OF twenty Letters, hss been numbered.
The letters have been divided into
words. I1ettsrs 9, /, Is and % spell
a word meaning not short: 4, 6. IT,
TO unite win stitches; s, II. ?. Z.
rars OF q house. Is, 1s, IA. Il. 8 slight
depression; le. 10. Is. g. 9. something
Used IN warfare. Ey guessing the cor
rect words ard tksen arranging their
letters in tbs propsr order you viii
ind the saying.
Answer to yesterdays: Acre. race.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17
up-to.Dafe Kids.

Just how we'll young Johnny and
Mary in the school room know that
Joliy Topics Of the Day" films screen
feature IS shown by the following rep
artee:
Teacher outlining weeks work.
Now, children on Thursday after
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

This is the time:
For the Hot Stove League to cinch
tie pennant.
TO send for the seed catalogue and
plan your garden.
To wish you could swelter under the
boiling August sun.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

noon we shall discuss some topics Of
the day"
Johnny-"Oh, goodie. I know some
good jokes
Mary-"Oh! teacher. I so to the
movies, too"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

The supreme court has given an
epochal decision that owners OF liquors
which are still in bonded warehouses
cannot withdraw them for bevsrag.
purposes This viii had or . fraud-
ulsnt scheme 70 eutld Up = trace Ia
warehouse certificates
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

1t doesn't matter If the father does
know less than his son--just so that
he Is able to support him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

There is something funny shout
rabbits probably because brsvity
Is the soul Or wit
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

Ever study > biotter?'
NC, foolish.
Its very absorbing"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

do ron know Col. Hook2"
.'So. Go you7''
'oh. res, Hook ard Eve are good
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

Wise is the man who agrees with his
wife rather than argue with her.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

1t is far easier to return a compli-
ment than borrowed umbrella,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

Many a man makes his mark in the
world because he is unable to write.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

Audacity is the stepfather of sue
cess.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

How wen do you know advertise-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

Airplanes are now shot from battle-
ships by means of turntable catapults.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

California, but may raise crops on
shares.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-17

an angel just because some man tells
her she is.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

safety of operation subjects himself to the criti
cism of his stockholders says this report. That
is the business side of it. It doesn't pay to have
good workmen mangled, MANNED, electrocuted
The loss of their services, the expense of compen-
sation, the disturbances to organization are
costly"
"But where the private business concern has
one reason for accident prevention the 'commun-
ity at large has score. It is not good for soci-
ETY. to add to its worries. its sorrows and misfor-
tunes. The sum total already is too large. The
physical losses likewise are heavier to the COM
munity as whole. There is loss of production,
loss of wealth. loss of civic contribution, loss of
everything that the human unit is worth to the
human aggregate called society. The govern
ment is right in spending money to rehabilitate
those who are injured; it has even greater
right to compel the use O every precaution
against accidents
A bulletin of the Pennsylvania railroad says:
1T is generally thought that train wrecks
cause most of the casualties on the railroads.
but this is far from being the case. AS mat
ter of fact fatalities to trespassers, that is per-
sons who have no business on the railroads,
amount to seven times the number of all classes
of persons killed in train accidents. It is even
more impressive to note that, Notwithstanding
the unavoidable hazards of railroad operation,
nearly one-half of all the fatal injuries that oc-
cur on the railroads is chargeable to trespassing
on the tracks.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
DAYTON MAN INvENTS
CAR FARE MACHINE
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
w. o. Rogers of Dayton has invent
ed a machine which, traction officials
say, will go long way toward solv-
ing the cash register" system of trac-
ton lines.
The machine, about the same size
as those in use in many cars in the
United States, is as near "foolproof"
as possible, the inventor says. He
says it will indicate the fare paid,
make proper change and print a trans
fer
The passenger drops in his fare, but
instead of the coin falling in through
the bottom, as in the registers now in
use, the conductor has two views OF
it, as it passes along a little carrier
belt
Five keys enable the conductor to
make change, and at the same time
mark up an additional fare inside the
box.
A clock attachment is so arranged
that the time of issue is stamped on
the transfer and the machine auto
matically sets itself for "a m" and
"p m" every twelve hours.
The transfer drops out when com
pleted and is picked up by the passen-
ger, just as change falls into a little
Receptacle and is not handled by men
in uniform.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

who We're birds, but none could beat old
Bill He was a great and gifted gent
of virtues manifold; he never owed a
man a cent but Always paid the gold;
and everywhere that William went he
knocked the speed laws cold. To every
worthy cause he gave free and open
hand; though generous, he yet could
save, and with the thrifty stand; and
when he scorched along the pave the
speed laws all were canned. He treated
all men just alike, as being equal
made, he smiled on Pete and joked
with Mike, and love for both display
ed; and when he hummed along the
pike he made the speed laws fade.
But sterling worth will not avail when
autos overturn; we found him in q
ferny vale hard by a babbling burn,
and by his grave we raise our wall,
and consolation spurn. And thus we
see true merit pass. and murmer,
THAT is that and William Wads-
worth Wise alas, no more will come
10 bat, because he would step on the
gas and knock the speed laws flat
A sick body is mighty poor home
for a healthy soul
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Too Many Accidents

There must be some human breakage in
modern industry says the Detroit News.
There Isl too much. The federal government, in
its industrial rehabilitation work, cooperating
with state authorities in "a states this year, has
assisted $4,000 disabled persons. Next year the
number will be increased to 10000, is the predic-
ton made by Harry L. Fidler, vice-chairman Of
the federal board for vocational rehabilitation
of persons disabled in industry. That is not too
many to help, but it is too many to injure.
The public conscience is improving upon this
subject. The fact that there is federal board
aiding those who become disabled is proof of
that. But the public conscience must be aroused
to the point that will compel every possible pre-
caution against this enormous waste
"The National Electric Light association is
but one of many organizations which have acct
dent prevention committees But some sentences
from recent report issued by the committee Of
that association are worth studying. The eXecu-
tive who habitualy ignores the Importance of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Answers to Questions

eAnv reader can get the answer TO
any question by writing The Palladium
Information Bureau. Frederick J. Hask-
IN, director, Washington, .. c. This Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
bureau does not give advice on legal.
not attempt to settle domestic troubles.
nor TO undertake exhaustive research
on any subject write your question
address and enclose two cents in stamps
for return postage. Al replies are sent
direct to the inquirer.
IT. S. c.
A The Czeeho-Slovak republic has
an area of 10000 square kilometers.
This is about the size of England
q, When were steel springs for
carriages invented?-J L. c.
A Steel springs for vehicles were
not introduced until about 1900. The
elliptic spring was invented in 1904 by
Obadiah Elliott, a coach maker of
Lambeth. England.
Q. What is carron oil?-C. A d.
A. Carron oil is a mixture of equal
parts of linseed oil and limewater. It
is employed as a dressing for burns
and takes its name from the Carron
iron works in Scotland where it was
generally used
O. How did cartridge paper get
its name?-R. C.
A. The original use of this strong
paper was for soldiers cartridges.
Q What is felt grain?-J. L. J.
A. As applied to timber this indi-
Gates the grain of timber which splits
radially across its annular rings or
nIates in the direction of the center
@ How much heating power is
lost in Transforming coal into electric
fly and heating by electricity?
A. If the heat in coal be trans
formed into electrical energy, and than
again transformed into heat, less than
10 per cent of the heat in the fuel
viii be utilized for heating.
A Where is the greatest yield per
acre of sugar production?-K K. G.
A. The sugar yield per acre in Ha-
waii is the highest in the world, aver
aging four ard one-half tons per acre,
and on irrigated plantations, six tons
10 the acre
@. What constitutes a bad debit
l. NJ l..
A. A bad debt is defined as one
on which interest is due and unpaid
for six months, unless it is well Sc,
cured and in process of collection.
@ Please give a receipt for butter
cream candy. ]. NJ
A. Glucose Cheam-Three pounds
SUGAR, one-fourth pound glucose, one
pint water. Cook to 242 degrees
Remove from the fire and add one
twelfth pound butter Mix into the
cream while still warm.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Lessons IN Correct English
DON'T SAY

1t is PLEASANT to look at
RELATIVE to the business situa-
ton, / regret to state that conditions
are not good.
l have received your letter RELA-
lively to the matter.
The letter was forwarded to the
main Office WHICH will take it under
consideration.
FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY
DOLLARS were required.
SAY
It is PLEASING to look at.
RELATIVELY to the business situa-
tion, regret to state that conditions
are not good.
I have received your letter RELA-
TIVE to the matter.
The letter was forwarded to the
main office, WHO will take it under
consideration.
FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS
we're required.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
TODAY'S TALK
sy George Matthew CAM "Take It up"
MIDNIGHT

There mystery about mid
however
bed
serenely everything fseven in the big city
midnight able to hear the
distant taxcabthen vast quiet
distant apartment houses have dis
hands electric
of tired have been placed on Pill
watch of the
window as myself have Just pressed the button
through the
though bidding
goodnight
which fin
hayep play for and is silent
that hear the trlnke
spring a off down the hill
is
the other travelling in dreams
poisoning flowers and trees Ihere
is freshne in III followed Winter
their homes
boughs. -
of the The brain body
to its play and its
= So we say to ourself the word-Goodnght!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

nelgut, Jnln ana WHY. lie wears a
goatee and glasses. He has been to
the United States before paying his
last visit early in 1914 on a trip
around the world.
He lisa director of the famous Krupp
works, but explains that he became
such since the war He is married
and has son studying in Vienna.
Mrs. Wiedfeldt didn't accompany him
to this country. In his first public ut
terance on his arrival he said:
The present economic trouble.
which almost every country has nov
/ to face though in different way and
extent, are the natural consequences
of convulsing, dismembering and in
some way destroying the worlds grpa
commerce as it was 10 years ago Tn,
international business which, more
less. every nation needs, cannot be re-
established, but by cooperation of the
different nations in the old usual way
and on new lines which are to be
found out by practice"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Says Rheumatism
Leaves You Forever

James H Allen. of Congress Avenue,
Rochester, n. Y, once a rheumatic Grip
pie, who discovered ALLENRHU and
with it banished every trace of uric
acid and every sign of rheumatism
from his body. says that every drug
gist guarantees a full pint bottle of
ALLENRHU to show the way to com
plete recovery or money back.
1t relieves at once and Immediately
after you start to take ALLENRHU the
good work begins 1t searches out uric
acid deposits, dissolVes the secretions
and drives rheumatic poison out of the
body through the kidneys and bowels
Even in cases where suffering has been
piteous and painful all traces of this
dread disease disappear in few days.
All druggists can supply you.-Adver-
tiSement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Age Today
The program for the observance of

The program for the observance of
Memorial day in this city, as arranged
by the Sons of Veterans and allied
patriotic societies, was nearing COM
pletion but details could not be OBJ
tanned. Frank lilly, of Terre Haute,
was to be the principal speaker for
the occasion.
In the morning, the Sons of Vet
Grams were to decorate the graves of
the veterans of Wayne township and
Richmond, and fire salutes over the
graves
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

diplomatic posts.
He will be called
upon to take a
leading part in
eliminating the po-
litical and CONNER
cial enmity built
up by the war. He
is the first envoy
of ambassadorial
rank to represent
Germany in the
United States since
Count Won Bern
storff left fiv e
years ago.
The new German
envoy is of fair
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Ripping Rhymes
BY Walt Mason
THE MoURNERS

It's. sad to mark the early doom of
one whose life we prize; so on our
faces there was gloom, and sorrow in
our eyes, what time we gathered at
the tomb of William Wadsworth Wise
1t turned our blood to whey and curds,
10 plant him on the hill, although the
pastor spoke some words that gave
us all thrill; he said he'd known men
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
FRENCH JOIN BRITISH IN
TURKISH ATROCITY PROBE

PARIS, May 1S.-The French gov
eminent has accepted the proposal of
the British government for an inter
national inquiry into alleged Turkish
atrocities. The acceptance will be
delivered to the British foreign office
in London today by Colonel DeSaint
Aulaire, the French ambassador.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

INC ohlA, So - y
bottle of Hydro
8 al. Originally
prepared for doc
tors use, t h i S
wonderful a n t l.
septic liquid may
now be had with
out prescription.
There is no bet
ter way to re-
lieve any inflam-
nation or irrita-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
After Dinner Trick S

a do1Si5 ;9il ed cardboard conc is
placed upon an inclined track formed
by two rulers laid from a book to the
table. The cone rolls up the hill.
The trick lies in the careful laying
out of the track" which must be
determined by experiment, so that when
the cone apparently rolls up the inclins,
Its center is in reality being lowered,
as the rulers spread outwards from the
table to the book. Hence the cone Is
only seemingly rolling upward.
Copvrioht. 1879. By F4blo Ledger Company
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
FRECKLES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid Of These
Ugly Spots

NOS 10 hIC ltIiC 10 GCI F1lo OF NGSC
Ugly Spots
There's no longer the slightest need
of feeling ashamed of your freckles,
as Othine-double Strengths guar
anteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-
double strength-from any druggist,
and apply a little of it night and morn
ing and you should soon see that even
the worst freckles have begun to dis
appear, while the lighter ones have
vanished entirely. II is seldom that
more than an ounce is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain a beau
tiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double
strength Othine as this is sold under
guarantee of money back if it fails to
remove freckles.-Advertis
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

ton of the skin than with Hydrosal.
Doctors everywhere use and prescribe
It. 1t is pure, safe, reliable house
hold antiseptic. Easily applied. Makes
Lite sam CESAR anu l4eaIe4.. 49, re-
lief from posion ivy and insect bites
Get bottle of Hydrosal today Csc
SOC, 75c. If your druggist can not sup
ply you, send 10c for large sample bot
tie. Dept. 2, Hydrosal Laboratories,
Cincinnati, Ohio.-Advertise
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
INTENSE ITCHING
BURNING ECZEMA
On Neck, Chest, Arms and ShouI-
ders. In Blisters. Cuticura Heals,

Eczema broke oct in small, red
spots around my neck and quickly
spread to my chest, arms and across
my shoulders. The itching an d
burning were intense, and when /
scratched or rubbed it, small, white
blistsrs formed.
/ was treated but got no relief. /
sent for free sample of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. Seeing they
were helping me purchased more,
and now l am completely healed"
(Signed) Mrs. John Timbrooks, Ri.
3, Romeo, Michigan.
Cuticura Soap daily, with cuticura
Ointment occasionally prevents PIN
pies or other eruptions. They are a
pleasure to use as is also Cuticura
ralcum, fascinating fragrance for
perfuning the skin.
Sample Each Proc By Maj. Address: "cztserrA Lab
oratoTtes, Dept. Z, Maiden IS, hssG" Sold every
whe-s. Soap Csc. Ointment Is and Soc. Talcura 25c
&SEs Cutieura Soap shayes without mug.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Everyday Adventures

When your wife calls your atten-
tion-for about the fifth time-to
the decidedly 'sketchy' appear
ance of the woodwork and floors
throughout the downstairs part of
the house, as well as the dingy
color of the paint on the porch
and shutters outside
And you agree that the time for
action has undoubtedly come and
that you MUST do something
about it at once, and then you
proceed to put it off again and
pretend to yourself that you've
forgotten all about it.
And your wife brings the subject
up again and you try to cover
yourself up by saying that you've
been waiting until you could find
someone who would do it well and
not charge a small fortune-but
that proves to have been a very
poor remark
Because your wife picks up the
Palladium and turns right to the
Painting, Papering, Redecorating"
column in the Classified Section
and says Here you are-what are
you waiting for?' and you reply
weakly
Why Never Thought OF
That"
And so, within a few days, you
have one of these expert workmen
on the job of Frightening up your
home and you're so pleased with
the results-and the small expense
that you can't understand why
you postponed the matter so long.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

Just as other r1tions are trans
forming their battleships into junk,
the Chinese are Transforming. their
junks into battleships.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

The thing TO do with Good Luck
chain letter when you get II is to
drop il in the wastebasket and forget
about H. II we sent out nine for every
one we receive, as is the order. our
outgoing mail would approximate
that of a mail-order house. Still we
are superstitious and have sent out
lot of them
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

May day passed without the gov.
eminent being overthrown Now if
We can only struggle through the June
wedding season we won't have any
thing 10 worry about until the Fourth
of July.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18
Musings for the Evening

You need not have maid for din
ner," says household expert. We
never do-not even tender one.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-18

Along about the last of May no
apartment in the world looks so good
TO you as the one you have just left.