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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09

I oATEoMANAGER-N absolutely es-
sential patented article, sells to Ford
owners on sight. Want capable men as
district and county saesmanagers: 500
necessary, you handle own money. Proven
big money maker. If you have Ford
| Coupe or Sedan and will qualify we can
guarantee you $24 per day For partic-
ulars address Secretary a4G East Wood
bridge street Detroit. Mich
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09
Male ana Female.
FOR SALE---Kanches


FOR SAL.E--A small ranch. three-fourths
mile west OF bridge: modern house. A.
J. James.
BIG OPENING Of farm ard sock lands
in tie beautiful Chama Valley this
spring. Write X. Heron. Chama. New
Mexico.
FOR SALE OR TRADE--Five acres In
Fruitvale, near paved road; fine grape
or chicken ranch; easy term3 to right
party. Phone 693. or apply room 10, First
National Bank, or 100 South Walter.
FOR SALII--Ranch, two miles from post
offic, four acres, on main ditch. double
house. garage. milk house, good chicken
houses. blooded chickens and turkeys:
also furniture and tools: terms Phone
2&16-J5.
FOR SALE--Nine-acre ranch, on main
ditch. one and one-half miles west Of
Barelas bridge; new three-room adobe
house and garage; quarter mile from
school house Phore ?40s-J-2. or post
office box 2g5
h m SALE--Twenty-tw ranch. part
or all OF same: on Old Town boulevard;
good six.room house and outbuildings;
alfalfa; all kinds Of fruit and berries;
owner leaving. account Of health. Phone
owner 2417-R1, or 34S.
FOR SALE-Ranch OF nearly 500 acres,
part heavily wooded. perpetual springs,
ideal cattle range; herd Of registered
Herefords, horses. chickens: farm imple-
ments; large ouse, corral, several
small out-buildings; orchard. Illness in
family makes II necessary to sell. Price
and terms reasonable. Address L. Z.
Bowman. care postoffice box sl1. Albu-
querquo. N. NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09

BUY THE BETTER" baby chicks from
hoganized stock, breed for egg produc-
| ton, and electrically Matched, no lamp
, fumes TO weaken the chicks. QUALITY
| our motto. Let an order prove our
claim All standard varieties, turkeys
and White Pekln duckings. ARrESlA
! HATCHERY (Electrc), capacity 10000
| eggs. Artesa, Calf. Worlds Original
| Electric Hatchery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09

FOR RENT-One of most modern homes
in city; close in, extra good location;
beautifully furnished, hot water heat,
garage six rooms. sleeping porch; lovely
front porch. piano and Edison included
IN furniture. New bungalow, located on
East Central; owner going east. will lease
to desirable parties. Apply 7iS East
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09
FOR RENT-Ranches

For RENT--Wf itson's ranch. on North
Fourth. PLoEe lSol-J. ,.--.r-,-.-. ,..--
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09
WANTED--Houses

49, ~-~>~>~~>~@~-~~~~--~~-~
WI WISH lowest cash price on home
of about five rooms, give description
and street number. Address Box .. care
Journal.
HAVE about $3.50 to pay down with
good monthly payments on good four
or five-foom house, in good location
price must be right, ADDRESS Box H.
care journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09
DRESSMAKING

IN ESSM AKING--By the day or at home.
S02 West Iron. phone l320-J.
SEWING by the day, wash goods prefer
red: reasonable. Phone 6S5-W.
TiEMsTITCHING. pleating. williams NIL.
linery, zoe South Broadway, ph. 777-J
/, iiEMSTlTCHlNG AND PICOTlNG. Sin.
ger Sewing Machine Company. III
West Gold. phone 7S7-W.
PLEATING, accordion. side and box;
naii orders N. Crane, els North
Seventh. erans Apartmenls, phppe ais.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09

FOR RENT--Two rooms furnished for
light housekeeping; no sick or children.
sos North Fourth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-09

WHEN IN NEED or
TIRES, rims, carburetofs springs. mag
netos, generators. wheels gears, axles.
bearings, horns, accessories
COME TO PARTS HEADQUARTERS.
We have salvaged to date TIE follow
ing cars: Bllck., Maxwell, Chandler,
Mitchell. Chevrolet 400 and r. b.: Over
land, every model; Hup ODDS, Crow. Elk
hart, REQ. Dort. Saxon, studebaker. both
and c.
VTADUCT GARAGE,
500 SOUTH SECOND,
Largest parts house in the state
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
AUTO HITS TEAM

Laurel, April 18.-Unable to see
team driven by Lester Briscoe. 1903
Myrtle avenue, yesterday in the heavy
mist, large touring car driven by an
unknown man ran into the team and
seriously injured the driver and killed
one of the mules. The accident oc-
CURED on Main street near Johnson's
hardware store. A crowd quickly
gathered and one of the by-standers
was heard to remark that a person
should be punished for not protecting
himself against such an accident. He
said that he knew of preparation
called t'SEE THRU" that could be
bought for a dollar from a concern in
Baltimore, Maryland, called the Balti-
more See-Thru Corporation that
would have prevented the accident as
no matter how hard it should be rain
ing a wind shield treated with this
preparation would always remain as
clear as on bright summer day and
that every person who drove a Car
should not endanger life by going
without it. He said that he had driven
over from Govanstown several nights
before and could not understand how
the driver of the jitney could make
such speed on rainy night until he
told him he always used "SEE
THRU. After the driver explained
to him how simple it was to have a
clear windshield and guaranteed to
be so as long as it rained he said he
did not lose any time sending off his
dollar for a box and that he found
that it certainly did the trick. Adver.
tiSement
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

preme agony drew close, this whisper
ing became continuous: "In making
my first appearance before this honor
BILE membership I feel constrained to
say in making my first appearance be-
fore this honor'ble membership I feel
constrained to say in making my first
appearance before this honor'ble mem
-"
-. 1t had come. The chairman
announced the subject of the fourth
freshman twelve-minute debate; and
Dora Yocum, hitherto unperceived by
Ramsey, rose and went forward to one
Of the small desks in the open space,
where she stood composedly, a slim,
pretty figure in white. Members in
Ramsey's neighborhood were aware of
a brief and hushed commotion, and a
fierce whisper, you can't! You get
up there" And the blanched Ramsey
came forth and placed himself at the
other desk.
He stood before the silent popu-
lace of that morgue, and it seemed to
him that his features had forgotten
that he was supposed to be their own
er and in control Of them he felt that
they were slipping all over his face,
regardless Of his wishes. His head,
as whole, was subject to an agita-
ton not before known by him; it de-
sired to move rustily in eccentric ways
Of It's own devising; his legs alternate
ly limbered and Strengthened under no
direction but their own and his hands
clutched each other fiercely behind his
back; he was not one cohesive person,
evidently, but an assembled collection
Of parts which had relapsed each into
it's own individuality. In spite of them,
he somehow contrived the semblance
of bow toward the chairman and the
semblance Of another toward Dora, Of
whom he was but hazily conscious.
Then he opened his mouth and, not
knowing how he had started his voice
going, heard it as if from a distance.
''In making my first appearance be-
fore this honor'ble membership l feel
restrained to say" He stopped
short, and thenceforward shook visi-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tons are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease.
DR.. K1ilmer's Swamp Root is on sale
at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes.
medium and large. However, if you wish
first to test this great preparation send
ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N. Y, for sample bottle. When
writing be sure and mention this paper.
Advertisement
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
THE DEBATE.

Synopsis.-With his grandfather.
small Ramsey Milholland is watch
ing the Decoration Day Parade"
III the nome town. The old gentle
man, veteran of the Civil war,
endeaVors to impress the young
ster with the significance of the
great conflict, and many years aft
erWard the boy was to remember
his words with startling vividness.
In the schoolroom, few years
afterward, Ramsey is not distin-
guished for remarkable ability,
tnough his pronounced dislikes are
arithmetic, ''Recita tons" and Ger
man. In sharp contrast to Ram
sey's backwardness is the precocity
OF little Dora Yocum, young lady
Wnom In his bitterness he denomi-
mates Teachers Pet" In high
school, where he and Dora are
classmates, Ramsey continues to
feel that the girl delights to mani
rest her superiority, and the vim
olctiveness he generates becomes
alarming, eliminating in the reso-
luton that some day he will
show" her. At a class picnic Ram
sey is captured bag and baggage
by Milla Rust, the class beauty,
and endures the agonies of his first
love. Ramsey's parents object to
Milla and wish he'd taken up with
Dora Yocum. Ramsey kisses Milla.
Then Milla suddenly leaves town.
She marries. Ramsey enters the
state university and there Is Dora
Yocum again.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

"Old Mr.. Giant"
happy music as
there was, such dancing, such spar
king of sunshine peeping through the
forest trees, and such happy Fairyland
people.
And Mistress Springtime said:
ST won't mind making way for Lady
Summer for this party is so wonderful
that it is all | ask for"
And every one shouted three cheers
for the Fairy Queen, who gave the
party and for the Fairies who helped
her, while the Fairy Queen and the
Fairies shouted three cheers for their
wonderfully costumed guests.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

oShSu tARO esAAJ
Queen. eve will meet in the deep
woods"
'Why notT asked the Fairies. "We
will be delighted to nave it tomorrow
afternoon"
'Then let us have it tomorrow aft
ernoon. And ask every one. Ask the
Elves and the Oaf family and the
Bogey family and old Mr.. Giant and
Witty Witch and the Brownies and
the Gnomes. Ask every one of our
friends"
Indeed we WILL" shouted the
Fairies.
SO they asked all their friends to
come to their party, and every one
accepted.
OF course until the following day
the Fairy Queen and the Fairies were
very busy, for even in Fairyland it Is
a busy time when there is going to be
q party.
They did not make the moss ice
cream until the day Of the party, but
they made all the Fairyland patty
cakes and some of the delicious
birchbark salad with fresh spring ber-
ries that very afternoon that they
went about with the invitations.
The next day they were busy right
up to the time Of the party.
The Dancing Shadows came dancing
through the woodland paths singing
and dancing and waving and playing
and swaying.
MAY we come too?" they sang.
And the Breeze Brothers said:
"Of course, Of course, we all know
we're always invited to the big Fairy
land parties"
That's right, that's right, Breeze
Brothers." said the Fairy Queen
"Of course 1t is right" said Fairy
Princess Twilight Bell, and Fairy
Princess Joy said:
1--WE must have every one at the big
spring party"
Then from back In the woods came
the sound Of music. Fairy Ybab and
the Fairies orchestra began to play.
Fairy Ybab led the orchestra with her
little wand and swayed and beat time
while they all played.
And while all the music was sound
ing through the woods along came the
guests-all of them dressed as spring
flowers.
Well, the Fairy Queen was de-
lighted!
The Oaf family came In costumes
that looked like the bearberry plants
with very, very dark evergreen leaves
and flowers of pale pink and Of bell
like shape.
The DOGGY family came dressed as
Jack-in-the-Pulpit flowers, and even
had sprinkled little water over their
costumes so as to look like the damp
spots where Jack likes to live.
The Elves came dressed as Wood
Betony and looked so much like the
early spring plants with their lovely
leaves and shrubbery.
The Brownies came dressed as trail
ing arbutus flowers peeping out OF
their green leafy costumes.
Then the Gnomes came as wild gin
ger plants. The ginger plants have
two heart-shaped dark leaves and
purplish blossoms.
Old Mr.. Giant came as a blossomfng
sand myrtle shrub, and Witty Witch
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

wore a costume
to make her look
like the blue he
% a tica flowers,
and she looked
very, very beauti-
full.
Well, the Fairy
Q e e n W a S S o
much pleased TO
think that all her
e u e S t S h a d
dressed in cos
{ u m e s of t h e
spring, and the
whole party was
really a wood
/ a n d springtime
dance.
. N n n n a W
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
Mixed Drinks.

He had made several vain attempts
to swallow the mixture; but, somehow
or other, he could not get it down.
When at last he did manage to catch
the waitress eye he called to her and
said:
There's something funny about this
coffee 1t tastes like cocoa"
The waitress slipped it, made wry
face, and slipped it again, to make sure.
''I'm sorry" she said. "Pve given
you tea."-Tit-Bits
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

Iand S p T l n g
Dance"
"Hurrah, hur.
rah," shouted the
other r a ri e S,
+" W h e n w i'll 1t
Beg"
cit should be
soon," said the
Fairy Queen, "for
Mistress Spring
time will not stay
around fore yer,
you know"
"We're ready"
said the Fairies,
"any time GU r
Queen says"
"Why not have
the party tomor-
row afternoon r.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
The Sense of Perfection.

Crimson Gulch isn't improving as
fast as l thought it would"
"The town is kind o. held back by
pride and patriotism" replied Cactus
Joe. anybody who'd venture to hint
that Crimson Gulch needs any i'm
provements would Immediately be so
unpopular that he'd lose his influence"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

Pauses Here, and the Awful Gravity
of the Audience Almost Suffocated
Him.
bly,. After long pause, he managed
to repeat his opening, stopped again,
swallowed many times, produced a
handkerchief and wiped his face, an
act of necessity-then had an inspira-
ton.
1.-THE subject assigned to me-" he
said, sis resolved that Germany Is
mor1y and legally justified in Bel
gians-Belgiums! This subject was
assigned to me to be the subject of
this debate" He interrupted himself
to gasp piteouSly. found breathing diff
ficult, but faltered on again: This
subject Is the subject. 1t Is the SUBJ
ject that was assigned to me on
postal card" Then, for a moment or
so, he had a miraculous squirt of conf
dence, and continued, rather rapidly:
az feel constrained to say that the
country of Belgian-Belgium, mean
this country has been constrained by
the-invaded I mean-invaded by the
Imperial German Umpire and my SUBJ
ject In this debate is whether 1t ought
to or not, my being the informative,
affirmative mean-that got to prove
that Germany Is morly and legally
justified. I wish TO state that"
He paused again, lengthily, then
struggled on. "I have been requested
to state that the German Imp-Empire
that 1t certainly isn't right for those
Dutch-Germans, mean-they haven't
got any more business In Belgium than
have myself, but IL feel constrained
to say that I had TO accept whatever
side of this debate I got on the postal
card, and so I am constrained TO take
the side OF the Dutch. / mean the
Germans. The Dutch are sometimes
called-I mean the Germans are some
times called the Dutch In this couHtr7,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
literaI-Minded Witness.

The prisoner was being cross-exam-
ined by counsel for the prosecution,
when the judge interrupted.
'You say you dined at the Hotel
Metro. What did you partake OFF,
The prisoner turned to reply.
"Beefsteak, my lord" he said.
The judge looked stern.
con your oath?" he said.
''No, my lord" he said, ION plate"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
The Literary Bug.

snow, grille, I'll put you among the
books, department of classics"
But I've been selling lipsticks and
rouge 1 don't know nothing about
classics"
"You don't need to know nothing.
Just see that absent-minded gents
don't walk Off without their change
Judge
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

Revolver on the hip is always in
mind; that's unpleasant.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
Eisp'DGddd!ys
D1Eyenin8
: Fairy Tale
WOODLAND SPRING DANCE
6DWARY GRAHAM BONNER

81 WANT to give party" said the
Queen of the Fairies, 'a nice wood
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
Ii becomes understood that
Ramsey 10 q woman-hater.
CTo BE CoNTINUED.)

It keeps some men so busy being I'm
portant that they haven't any time
Left to accomplish things
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

A little ready money is a great help
toward the simple life.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05

No man knows how to sew-and
the laundries find 1t out.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-05-05
smuortant TO Mothers

Fools never stop to count the cost
until the bill collector calls.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-02-17
b ST SIDE. NE VS.

with his brother, j. D. Summers Ia
Diamond street.
Miss Eva Atha ii i'll at her home
in State street.
Mrs. Dorsey Pople returned
Thursday from Grafton where she
visited her mother, Mrs. Thornton
Malone.
Mr.. and. Mrs. H, L. Carlow and
little son 81 Cochran street have
all recovered from dIphtheria and
the quarantine on tho home has
been lifted.
Mrs. j. n. Trach Of Reeves
avenue was called to Erie, Pa
Thursday by the death Of her
brother.
Mrs. Priscilla Merrlfield OF Will
son street is confined to her homo
by illness.
Mrs. Anna RACER is indisposed
at her homo In Diamond street.
Mrs. Malfnda Jones and Mrs.
Anna Sweeney are at Glovers Gap
where they were called by the I'll,
ness OF their father, Jacob Hor-
ner.
Miss Irene Smith Is III at her
home in Diamond street.
Mrs. Stella Thompson OF Akron
O., has returned home after visit
ing her sister Mrs. Samuel Hull
and other relatives here the past
two weeks.
Mrs. Belle Haggerty Of Guffy
street who Is a surgical patient nj
Cooks hospital is doing very well
although still very Ill.
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Ing thelr ne q machinery "a d
number 81 glass taetortes
Personals
Mrs. II. .. 1ayter was cailad 10
Mc5eethe nfst OF .lc week by the
illness Of . relative.
Mrs. Margaret Yost, who has
been III for so long, sems to be i'm
proving at this time.
Mrs. Clarence Cramer and
daughter. Lucille, and Jack Morgan
were guests of the formers sister.
Mrs. James Glasscock, Of Bellview
on last Sunday.
Mrs. E. B. Beerblower Of Eair-
mont and Mrs. A, ]. Michael were
guests Of Mrs johnson Bartlett at
No. Z mine yesterday.
Miss Katherine QonaWay has
returned from a visit with friends
at Littlcton.
j. S. Garner OF Earnshaw. Wet
zcl county, was recent visitor at
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WEST YIRGIAN FAIRoNT FRIDAY EVENING FEBRUARY H. 1872

days AIrs Motfer & affe
With aiiments incidental 10 old age
and her recovery q very dotbttaI
Go5d suesess
Word has been received from
Evangelist j. F. Ice, who Is hold
ing a series Of revival meetings at
Long Drain. Wetzel comfy that
he Is meeting with splendid sue
cess. and that several members
have been added to the church OF
Christ through his efforts The
meetings will probably close the
last of the week.
To Entertain Club
Little Miss Phoebia Nuzum will
be hostess to the members Of the
AN club at the home OF her par
ehts on Monday evening Of next
week. The affair will be Wash
ingtoh's birthday party. and the
guests will wear Colonial costumes
On Business Trip
Messrs Thomas Hall, Charles
Hall, and E. Dent Brand have gone
to Elmtra, New York, where they
have several contracts for install,
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JeIIY airI,
Personals


games were enjoyed, and finally,
before the meeting adjourned Re-
freshments were served. This
club has IS members. Fred Ours
is the club leader.
To Warrington
Messrs. Charles Ice, Charles
Rldgway, Ivis Cook, ]. q. ROBIN
son, Mr.. Minor and Rev. and Mrs.
A. A. Bunner were among local
people who attended the evangelis.
tic service at the Christian church
at Mann ngton on Tuesday even
ing.
Attending Vocational School
Guy Cunningham Of the Snider
garage force left the last Of the
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Ne homa OF lbs sister Alrs JF
Mrs. g. n. Conway was tailad1
TO Lit leton mi isst 81 the WeelS
on accunt o. the Illness of her
nephew.
Mrs. G, A. Chambers and chm.
dren OF Fairmont were recent viul-
tors with relatives here.
The Misses Mae Ice and Ellen
Wilson were visiting friends on
aoody's Run NE FIRST Of the week.