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Washington Journal., 1922-07-07
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einigen Sagen Elm Attentat altsgeiibt.
augeln giugen ibm ourdl ben &opf,
berleeten i'm o6cr nidt t0tlid. Sor-
Sen bat iiber &atbenou (uno audi
ii6er Sen oeuti6en 9oti6after in
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oiirften feline befannten ionntdgliden
%rtifel %cllfborcu, in Nmerifq alt er.
I6einen. 0aS lit fem GROCER Ser
Iuit.
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07

res 2onOes. SulleranO lGBt ii9 fei-
ne @~elegenbeit entgeben, UNI Dor Der
Oeffentli1feit alS amerifanii1er go
triot {, Ate SuIi- Batriot") gu eridei.
men. Oas lit CUTE Diplomatic. In-
oere 0iplomaten mOgen ieinem 8ei-
lpieI folgenl Sn Marion ipraa 81
gleiAer 3eit General |eribing uno
ermabnte CUR &riegsbereiti6aft.
.8ir maren sarl5 bilfloS am @nfang
oes &rieges", 10 fagte er, ualS mir
Dor oos Yroblem geitelt muroen, Die
gfaiierten 81 retten. Nur 3 II al
II it6noe bin6erten ben
Seino oaran, nit eilem lebten S6la-
ge oen Sieg gu gepinnen." @aS
oas fir 5uGIIige umitGnoe &C.
meien iino, iagt 8eribing ni6t.
8abrideinli6 mar es cine Summe
BON Oineenb an Der Sront iotpobl mie
i'm Snnern oes 2anoes, Die 9eutid-
lambs llntergang berbeifiibrten. Iber
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ge, 10 lteat 8eribing nit bielen an
0eren Siibrern Ser MGiierten felt
Mon bergleihe Oamit Die i6mahi
8ebaupiung Srenfien's, 0eutihlano
Iei lam gnoe" gemelen, iei lautlos
5uiammengebroAenl
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07
9entidle eprade.

NiAt oringen0 gerltg fam onraif
bineemieieu meroen 0aB es fir Die
@r6altltng Oes Oeuti6tims unieres
@emeinmeienS notipenoig lit, oaB
&inoern 0elti6er @ltern oos erbalten
blei6t, mos uns @lten lieb uno telter
lit uno mir nm feinen Yreis opfern
piiroen.
Mit Ser Grlerntng Der 0euti6en
Spra6e gebt @eboriam unO 2iebe
3ur Nrbeit. 9ltrh ole 0euti6e Spra-
die fomlnt Oos bierte @ebot 3ltr red-
teiten Muifaiiung unO 8efolgung.
Die &unlt oes ridtigen @erltebens
unIeres @tlttterlultt's baltt lins Die
Setter bermittelS mel6er mir in Die
t~iefIten S6G6te Ser @iiIenldoft eirt.
5uoringen berm09en un0 Sdones
ltno Coles 81 Gage foroern fonnen,
mas alien oltoeren Spra6en neriagt
lit uno sic gum Nut nnO 8rommen
fir ltlls ielbIt uuo Inoerer in In-
me0ung fommen fam.
@on alien ~g(nflagen lit BOD Die sic
observation-disclosures, bon ieinen ertuad
ieicn ainoern boron 5u miiIien, Dab
@ltern lire Ginoer IN Der SligerO Inn
ctlpas berailbt ba6en, mas I'M ipGte-
rem 2eben BON umermeBlidem 8ert
lit, uno mas I'M &inoesalter ipieleno
All eriperben geipeien p1re. &onnte
nif,t elm oellti6er Sprohfurius I'M
Concord &lub eingeridtet peroen9
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07
&C NnslGnOer beenOisem &nrs IN Der
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Ser a. Sili puroe elm Selttog fir
Sc @usIanoer bier. Die an Dem Gage
ibren Observation-Disclosures been-
oigten uno 5umeiit nm ieIben Gage
8iirger oes neuen 2an0es muroen.
WtiB Aiton ltebt an Der optic Der
S6ule. gs erbielten %beionoere Srei-
ie fir Gii6tigfeit @uileppe 2ogomar-
iino, 2elpis 8arf, Mbram @oloen,
Goni NatoIi uno 9eDora Goblin. Nb-
georOneter &elp belt Die Seitre0e,
ferner ipra6en Sorace Bbelps, u. S.
Driscoa, Or. Sobn gonltas (ein
@rie6e), uno &. @laier. Serr 8.
Moore b~erteilte oie Diplome Der
S6ule, uno oa5u ieioene amerifani-
lde tIeine Sabnen uno Gopien Der
8erfaiiung. Die 9amengeleai6oft
81. 81. mar audi bertreten.
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07
&nRiider gertrus rntifiscrt.

Ser oeutid ruiiiide @ertro9 bon
Mapoap, Der mGbreno Der @enuaer
&ouferen3 eeidloiieu mliroe. miiroc
am a.. Sui bonn Oeutiden Heihstoge
ratifiaiert.
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07

Gnndrun, %cuIlOaf, iuirfIide 9cIifa.
teFcn, inS si haben bel:
URtIers, 36-45 Niess Narft.
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07

iuuroen operiert, anoere erbieIten &ot
uno SiiIfe. Ser offi8iene 8eridt
meiIt alif Die er5iebli6e @irfilng oes
8eln6es Or. 2oren3's uno auf Ieine
Metbo0e blutloier Seilung nit 0anf
luno Mnerfennung bin. @ieoer ein-
NAL bat elm o8orbar" betpieien, aus
ipeIdem Sol8e er in 8irtlihfeit &C.
i6nibt lit.
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07

Ser f~ranaofi6e 8oti6ofter Suiie-
rano berltebt's. gm A. Suli belt er
bier in 8aibineton cine feline patri-
otii6e Seitreoe auf oie Soeale unie-
Washington Journal., 1922-07-07

Der oitreidii6e ar8t Or. 2oren8
erbalt oas b09ite Sob, oas man Ell
nem Nr5t itfio MenidenfreunO ipen-
BEN fam, in einem 8erihte Der 9of'
loren Sobel Ban @art uno @allan0,
Der ieBt borIiegt. Die Mrbeit 0eS
Seltrei6ers bonn 90. Nobember 1921
big gum %. Mdr5 1922 eritredte ii6
nuf Sunoerte bon &inoern. 8iele
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

era1 new posters suitable for either
schools or Sunday schools. One that
could be used to inspire the innate
love of competition, and pride in ac-
complishment, is the large green
Christmas tree, mounted on the white
card. At the end of each branch a
child's name may be written, and on
the branches are to be pasted the gold
stars so appealing to the very young.
Along with the other Christmas
things, saw at Cranes, several new
table centerpieces, with place cards,
nut dishes and favors to match.
Overworkfng a Good Thing.
An office boy who had received sew
era1 raises demanded q further in
crease.
"On what grounds? ?' asked the boss.
''WeT-because you can't very well
get along without me-"
"If you were dead I'd have to get
along without you, wouldn't II"
Yes, suppose So"
'"Then consider yourself dead
Union Pacific Family Bulletin.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

DID YOU SEE the display of hand
some leather novelties and books in
Halls Stationery window this week
ThereN were so many lovely things
and every one a prospective Yuletide
gift of distinction. The leather
mounted desk sets, in both seal and
morocco would be suitable either fol
a library or business office. Very new
and nifty were the bridge sets both in
the single sizes and the four table sets,
as We're the soft leather key cases
Would you believe it the diary is vogue
again-and of course Halls have
plenty of them in black and beautiful
colors. The leather encased library
scissors are handsome/ and as for the
bookshelf some of the colors are so
wonderful that you would want them
even if they weren't standard Htera-
ture.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
Topeka Wage Earners Save
Total of More Than S60,O8O.
Clubs Formed to Get Christmas
MnOey Were Successful.
REPORTS FROM TOPEKA BANKS
Use Money fer Taxes, Insurance
and Many Other Uses.
Those of Limited Means Are in.
Majority on List.

The forehanded wage earners Of To-
peka have saved up during the past
year, more than $4,000 for Christmas
shopping. taxes, insurance, coal, or
some other Xuletide purpose and are
cashing in now on the savings of the
past twelve months
Reports from five Topeka banks
whichThave been managing Christmas
Savings clubs and similar savings
plans, show that the total of accumu-
lations Tor the year has mounted above
s60.0O0. with one bank making a re-
port so something un-
der 100000" was the answer to the
question Of how much the savings at
that bank had amounted to, that 1t
has not been reckoned in the total
The reports of the banks ranged
from $1,000 to $4,000, and there is
keen rivalry among them, as TO how
high the total can be made before
Christmas
Many Wage Farmers Save
The majority Of the people who
take advantage of the savings plans
are wage earners. and most of them
are adults. But a large number OF the
adults follow the plans thru for the
direct benefit OF their children, who
were the class of persons in mind
when the Christmas Savings club plan
was originated. The man or woman
who has plenty of money for current
expenses doesn't pay much attention
to the Christmas Savings club. He or
she can find better Investments for his
or her money. and the matter of a few
Christmas bills and tax statements for
them is not to be solved by the PEN
MES which they have saved and
scraped during fifty-two weeks.
II Is the people of limited income.
to whom a dollar or two, or even less,
in a week, really makes a difference.
who have adopted the Christmas Saw
ings plan as sort of an annual en-
dowment insurance policy.
The plan has been taking rapid hold
in Topeka and the deposits which
have been made dur ng 1929 average
3S1k per cent higher than those which
were made during 1921. according TO
the opinion of some of the bankers.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
MORE IN SUNDAY SCHOOLS
This Has Been One of Most Successful
Years in History.

Sunday schools in Kansas have
shaken their after war slump ana
have had one of the most successful
years in their history during the last
twelve Ia his. according to Frank g.
Richard. secretary of the Kansas sun
dav school association.
There was at least a twenty-five
per cent incl ease in activity In every
branch of Sunday school work and the
activity increased loo per cent in sew
eral phases of the religious education
work" he said.
Richard cited the widespread in
tere~f in summer vacation Bible
schools of religious education to prove
his statements He stated that 81 per
cent of the grade school pupils of Sa-
lima were enrolled in the daily schools
of religious education Plans are un-
der way for the organization of a sim
liar institution in Topeka.
Richard declared that Sunday
school conventions were a fair ba-
rometer for interest in Sunday
schools and stated the convention at
tendance had doubled at some in the
last year. The average county con-
vention attendance was from 800 &c
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
BILLY KING

When they advertised Billy King as
IAN Incompatible comedian they put
it lightly There was probably more
laughter at the Grand Friday night
than in years before, and II is due
again tonight This company of
colored players-eyeryone of 'em-are
real comedians, and they cover almost
the whole field OF comedy, from
travesty to the common black-face
monologue-
The creole beauties" have a world
of pep and they can certainly dance.
The Blue Devir' orchestra Is all that
its name implies The voices of the
individual singers in the company are
nothing to rave about, but when COM
bined they produce exceptional har-
mOny. The three Harmony Hounds"
produce harmony that sends the au-
dience into ecstacies of Joy.
But it is the genuine comedy that
puts the show over SO successfully.
and Billy King is the king of them
all W. NJ.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
MAIER-PATTISON

| Mr.. Guy Maier and Mr.. Lee Patti
/ son, who gave a concert of music for
! two pianos at the city auditorium last
night, are artists of more than ordi-
American lIianists who may well serve
| as inspiring examples to our young
people who aim at artists careers.
Technically and musica1ly Maier and
Pattison demonstrated to the entire
satisfaction of last evenings audience
that they had mastered their subject
before presenting it.
In some numbers they played with
an abandon seldom indulged in by
| soloists, yet to the casual observer
their ensemble remained flaw1ess.
Some of the technical feats in The
Orgy by Iljinsky were astounding.
Temperamentally these two gentle
men are widely differently endowed.
Mr.. Pattison gives evidence of humor
and rather snappy, crisp decision.
His touch at times is exceedingly fas-
cinating and some of the runs he
played in the high treble register re-
sembled runs on a piccO1o to q re-
markable degree. 1 think it is won-
derful that with his gymnastic indul-
genceS he could play with such pEeci-
sion. Mr.. Pattison portrays forcefully
a liking for the French school and
style of piano playing.
Mr.. Maier on the contrary is tenn
peramentally more tranquil. He is de-
cidedly a tone artist and tho he per-
formed some staggering technical
feats, in my judgment. he excelled in
never failing, beautiful legato playing.
His tona1 proportions were perfect
and he offered nothing for mere ef-
feet. I Judge him to be a man with a
great soul and an extraordinary
understanding and mastery of beau
tifu1 tone combinations.
The program was well balanced and
those who were fortunate enough to
hear it enjoyed a treat of exceptional
merit. While I scarcely feel the need
of discussing individual numbers, /
think Rachmaninoffs BarcaroIle was
the most beautiful tone sketch Of the
evening. The whole concert was a
brilliant success.
DANIEL MULLER.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
Crown PRINCE COMING OVER
OwsIey Objects to Those, Who Made
War. Visiting the U. s.

indianapolis, Dec. 9.-Alvin NJ.
Owsley, national commander of the
American Legion, in an address here
last night before the meeting of state
adjutants of the legion, declared he
had been informed that plans were
being made for a visit to this country
by the German crown prince.
"On Thursday in New York" he
said. ''I was informed that plans are
being made in this country for a visit
by the crown prince within the next
six months" adding that the conman-
der of one of the German submarines
is also coming to the United States to
tell US in the German language what
the war was about" He said that the
time is not ripe for any of their ilk
and kin to preach their doctrine"
Il believe we would be entirely
within our rights to bar from the
country every man who made war
against US until we can settle the
problems resulting from the war"
Mr.. Owsley assailed individuals and
firms who eXtorted great sums sof
money from the government thru war
contracts an1 urged that the attorney
general of the United States go to the
bottom of this matter"
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

not realize the possibilities of the paper
not realize the possibilities of the paper
and wax. As an instance, let me tell
you about the decorative shade pulls
they are 1ustrous black with pretty
bright flowers, and can be made under
Miss Chitwood's instruction for an
actual cost of about ten cents each.
These shade pulls, basket and flower
pendants tiny p-acques, also to be
worn on a ribbon, lovely powder and
jewel boxes. wax flower bouttonieres.
shaded lamps winter bouquets, party
costumes. decorated tumbler trays,
and no end of attractive table decora-
tions. are being made daily at Cranes.
Miss ChitwoOd has also d6signed sew
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

gerie, so dear to a woman's heart, and
of which she can never have too much.
I saw pretty s.ep-ins, nighties, shirts,
and combination suits trimmed with
hemstitching, shadow lace and ribbon.
One especially attractive set of step-ins
and shirt to match, is of rose colored
crepe de chine. hemstitched in black,
and edged at the hens with oblong
scal,ops of gray georgette crepe. Mrs.
Kieth will also make lingerie to order
in any material, size or pattern de-
sired.
1 found in this shop, too, dainty
ribbon novelties and fine linen kerr
chiefs, hand embroidered.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

I DON'T MEAN TO BE "CATTY''
about it, but 1 have been telling you
right along that you'd better be get
ting Christmas-busy. Right now the
big day IS only about two weeks away,
and of course there are many who
have neglected to order greeting cards.
Perhaps some of them are to be sent
to distant towns. and you had really
wanted to send the more personal
cards with your name affixed in let
tering to correspond with the greetings
on the card. Cheerio, it isn't too late,
for the Jones & Birch Printing Shop
has a nifty supply of cards, and will
do a classy piece of printing. that can't
be detected from engraving, unless that
supercilious finger Is rubbed thereon,
and as for that, what's the odds
friends are friends. Incidentally
printing is, of course, much cheaper.
That movie actress who resents hav-
ing people pay attention to her might
try Disgusting herself as a speed limit.
Detroit Free Press.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

WHAT ARE YOU GOING to
GIVE those youngsters for Christmas
Even if I were clairvoyant enough to
go into a trance or two, I'm afraid l
couldn't answer accurately, butt can
certainly tell you WHERE you can
and interesting toys from which to
choose. You win. it is Pelletier's s
basement. Cunning little music boxes
are artfully disguised as miniature
mahogany Victrolas and pianos; other
dandy musical toys are really and
truly little slide trombones, cornets,
xylophones and pianos; among the
automatic toys are acrobatic bears,
sand bumpers, jigger-men, drummers
trains autos, and-shadeS of Vol
stead-a comical little ''stew artist
Of course there are dolls too, the
mama" baby, boy, and girl varieties
The supply however is fast diminish
ing A complete Noahs Ark with
be obtained in almost any size. within
reason of course. Roller skates, tele-
phones, vehicle toys, painted furniture
in both the little girl and doll sizes.
splendid assortment of children's
books-a1l of this and more, surely
offers wonderful opportunity to the
Santa Claus who fills his pack in
Pelletier's basement.
'rwhy, Martha. haven't seen you
since your birthday! What did you
you?"
"Oh, I got John the loveliest sweater
and the girls each a new dress!'
But what did you get out of it?"
why, had the fun of Spending it,"
Judge
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

Boards will come and boards will
grow, and man must shave forever" ="
Not only shaving soap and shaving To-
tion, but also tooth paste and toilet
soap, of the popular Colgate variety,
are included in the neatly packed
boxes saw at Stansfield's. The boxes
are in three sizes and prices; seventy
five cents, a dollar. and a dollar and
a half.
advertisement
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
CHARLES PAYNE IS ROBBED
Scarf Pin and S12 i'm Cash Taken From
Topeka Druggist.

Two young white men. unrnasked,
about 1880 O'Clock Friday evening en-
tered the drug store at 3O4 East
Fourth avenue and at the point of a
revolver held up Charles Payne, the
proprietor, took his scarf pin and
about S12 from the cash rt gister, and
escaped by running south on Monroe
street.
Payne's daughter was in the rear of
the store at the time. but no one else
entered while the robbery was in
progress Payne stated that the scarf
pin had been a gift to him. and that
he could not estimate its value.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

vogue. In connection with the quality
and prettiness of the Bulova watches.
1 simply must quote prices, for they
are astonishingly reasonable, $500
to $45.00.
ore of these desirable wrist watches
would be enthusiastically received as
a gift, Christmas or otherwise, as
would the effectively mounted dia-
mond rings I saw in the same shop.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

remember with flowers on Christmas
day. So 1 offer this bit of informa-
tion-there Will be at Lords Flower
Room, lots of lovely cut flowers and
potted Christmas plants at VERY
reasonable prices In the same shop
saw an artistic assortment of flower
containers; low bowls and deep ones
vases in many sizes and designs, il
colorfuI potteries and glassware, any
of which would be nice as gifts.
AS a centerpiece for the Christmas
dinner table, or a festive and decora-
tive touch to the living room, the ar
rangement of vivid<red cherries, pine
cones, green foliage. and bright COL
ored fruits, around a stunning red
candle, is perfection. These center
pieces are shown in several sizes in
both red and yellow, and will be made
to order at Lords
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

STUNNING LAST
MINUTE S T YLE S
in midseaSon hats,
have Just been re-
ceived at the Maude
c. B ri C kley Hat
Shop, second floor
Of the Warren NJ.
Crosby store. One of
these a ra c tiv e
chapeaux will be a
perfect accOmpani-
,,,o-A 44 4Aa4
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

THERE I S
SURE TO BE
S 0 NJ f o n z,
either a friend
shut in by ill
ness, or a per-
fectly well and
m u C h 10 V ed
person, whom
we will want to
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

Henry Ford ups and says: History
Is bunk" whereupon a lot of college
professors jump on him. But when
the more rhetorical Napoleon said:
History is fable agreed upon" the
pedagogues proceeded0to quote that
as an epigram.-New York Morning
Telegraph
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

o w N C T o
THE FACT THAT
the present blouse
styles are becom-
ing to everyone,
not just to the
leans" or ex-
c1usively to the
fats, it will be a
simple matter to
select one as a
surprise Christ
mas gift. Really
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
his Professional Manner.

We like very much the story of the
dentist who went fishing and was dis
gusted at handing a large and rotund
cat fish. He seized <he besat firmly
round its waist and began to work the
hook out. Quite automatically and
with his usual air of courteous firm
ness he Bespoke the fish. "Open
wide" he said.-New York Evening
Post.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
I FOITND

I FOUND
Y ESTE R =
DAY, in my
t o u r about
the town, a
pr ca !,
attracti v e
a n d mex
penSve gift
sug 6 e s tion
for a man.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

canes are made IN all sizes, from the
tiny ones that sell two for a nickel,
to the huge mans size" ones.
The Thirst for knowledge
''Pa, where was Babe Ruth born ?''
Couldn't tell you, SON.
Where was Jack Dempsey born ?''
Don't know that either
PA. will you buy me a history of
the United States s?''-Denver Parra-
keet.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

NOT MANY MORE
DAYS remain in which
to take advantage of
the instruction offered
free in the Crane and
Co, Dennison depart
ufent, for the making
of attractive and mex
pensive gifts of crepe
paper and s e alin g
wax. Those who are
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
..THE GoppEss OF TINIE.r

THE GODDESS OF TIME" a
copy of the beautiful painting by
Coles Phillips, displayed in one of The
Santa Fe Watch Co. windows this
week, is representative of BuIova, the
finest Swiss watch in the world.
saw at The Santa Fe Watch Co. store.
an unusually attractive assortment of
the BulOya wrist watches. in 14-karat
white and green gold, and some in a
combination of the two colors. The
designs both in shape and engraving
are beautiful, and the in the latest
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
IN TIL A T

I N T H A 7
SEARCH OF
lovely gifts, let
me suggest a
vi S it t o t h G
Louise Kie t h
Shop, in the
Orpheum Bldg.
There you will
find beautifully
~adn sill lin
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
Card of Thanks.

We wish to thank our friends and
relatives for their kindness and beauti-
ful floral offerings during the death
OF our baby. Mr.. and Mrs. V. c. Mes
Sersmfth--Ady.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

Too Much of Nothing.

Don't you understand, Mandy. that
prohibition will add ten years to your
husbands life?''
Don't I understand An don't
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Marriage licenses were issued in the
probate court during the last twenty four
hours to:
Elsie Campbell, Topeka. Is
Joseph L. Landon, Topeka. 80
Nellie Maxine Cooper. Topeka. ID
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

IT WILL BE MUCH BETTER
to give the youngsters a LITTLE
good, wholesome, pure sugar
candy, than a LOT of the in
ferior kind. Children will adore
the bright red and white candy
canes that "B. B." Eitelman is
making especially for the kiddies'
Christmas, and the quality is of
the best These pretty candy
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09

Diamond Engagement Rings. $50 fto
$500 Easy terms Harris-Goar Co
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
The Ps.hosoxicaI Conciusion-

Whenever I kiss you, my dear Mirabena-
Ny Ills and Affections begin;
A dull sort OF ache overwhelmS my patellai
And chiiblafns set in
feel that I shortly shall find myself
minus
The use Of one Iachrymal gland.
A dizzy sensation suffuses my sinus
My adnOids disband-
Ny lambda, my eIaviele, thorax and
pharyuX
Become much too sluggish for use;
NY punctum, trapezius, deItoid and laFynx
ALI hurt like the deuce
And tho I'm the first one to frown on the
practice
OF earping, I'm forced TO explain
That-leslving all Joking aside, dear-the
fact is,
You give me pain
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
81 KS;g;,s|
~ W6 BehkOR. CGmPBeW TE}

know dat he amt no use as hit is, let
alone what he'd be if yo' gwine make
him ten years olderi"-Life.
The Topeka state journal., 1922-12-09
Between Artists.

Won Smeer: You actors usually
overestimate your ability.
De Foot Light: Yes! I know of
several who imagine they can play
Hamlet as well as I can.-Detroit
News.