davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-09-24
HER OHoICn

From Life.
inexperienced Young Bride want
some lard.
Grocery Clerk-P.af1f
IT didn't know II came in TWO
shades"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-09-24

main thing and what I always strive
to do for you in getting attractions
at this theatre" The play will be
presented with an exceptionally
clever cast including three beauti-
full women, Miss Renita Randolph
of Nashville, Miss Charlotte Robert
son and Miss Helen Forrest of New
York. Among the principal male
members of the company are: Eu-
gene Ordway. Anthony Blair, Edgar
Mason, Frank Melrose, william
Chatterton, Robert Livingston and
others. A very important feature
is the scenic production which Is
said to be very attractive and dis
tinctive and to contain some very
novel and exciting effects. The final
tableau Is one of the most effective
groupings that has ever been put
upon the stage in this country.
Swiss cheese made in America is
now competing with the homemade
nroducts in Switzerland.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-09-24
NATIONAL FEELING AMONG THE
ARABS

From Europe and the Arab World.
by William Linn Westermann, in
Asia Magazine.
In place of the German and Rus
sian ambitions of pre-war days a
new factor has arisen to disturb and
complicate the task Of France and
Great Britain, to whom mandates
were allotted in the Near East. This
is the awakening of Arab national
feeling. 1t became noticeable in the
last decade of the century just closed
and developed in scope and vigor
in the fourteen years preceding the
war. After an evolution not unlike
that of Sim Fein in Ireland, the
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-09-24
GERMANY DREAMS
OF AIR WONDERS
Giant Floating Palaces Cross.
ing Atlantic in Sixty Hours
Freely Predicted
Ry Aaaocfatad presa

Berlin, September 23.-Will the air
over the Atlantic shortly be roaring
with giant floating palaces capable
of making the transoceanio flight
in SO hours?
Some enthusiasts, who claim def
mite plans are under consideration
for the monster transatlantic air
liners, are described in other quarters
as mere pipe dreamers," dealing in
just ordinary castles in the air.
The proposed ships would each
have a gas capacity of 10000 to $780,
900 cubic meters. They would tear
through the clouds at the rate OF 40
miles an hour, unless there was no
urgent demand for speed, in which
case they would slow down to 100
miles. Such a vessel would be PTS
meters long, 35 meters wide at it's
greatest diameter. and 80 meters high
from the top of the gas-bag to the
bottom of tho body. The power
would be provided by five motors of
500 horse power each.
Its carrying capacity would be 3d.
600 Kilograms, of which 10000 would
be required for fuel, food, etc, the re-
mainder being for mails and passen-
gers. The estimated passenger ac-
comm odations would allow for 100
fares in addition to crew of 80.
The mammoth airships would be
equipped with all possible comforts
and conveniences resembling in COM
fort the great ocean steamships now
in service.
German gossip on the aerial pos
sibilities of the near future does not
rest. however, with the channels over
the Atlantic. A prophecy is made
that many years will not pass before
the United States will have inaugu-
rated a service between her mainland
and tho islands she holds in the far
east.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-09-24
DE WOLF HOPPER
IN LIGHT OPERA
Distinguished Star to Appear
in Revival of Gilbert and
Sullivan Operas

Gilbert and Sullivan. like Shakes
world their famous light operas con-
tinue to command respectful atten
ton, and although 40 years have
elapsed since their creation. they are
as bright and fresh and timely as
though they were written yesterday
In England. the outstanding sue
cess OF the theatrical season is the
Gilbert and Sullivan Opera company
The same condition prevails here
with the added interest that the
American company has at its head the
distinguished star, De Wolf Hopper
who is shortly to appear at the JEFF
ferson.
Carl Van Vechten, the eminent
musical critic, devotes a chapter OF
his book, In the Garrett" to the
works of Gilbert and Sullivan, and
states that without doubt De Wolf
Hopper is, the foremost exponent OF
these works. His characterizations
are each as clean cut as cameo and
as carefully drawn as steel en-
craving.
They are masterpieces of the thea
tire. His ''Koko" In the "Mikado" is
fine artistic performance; his
his Lord Chancellor In "Iolanthe" is
! sketch of purest ray serene; his
Dick Deadeye" in "Pinafore," a low
comedy gem; his policeman" In the
Pirates of Penzance." the last word
in the expression of stoicism; and his
| Jack Point" in "Yoeman Of the
Guard is piece of acting declared
by the critics to be worthy of the
| late Richard Mansfield.
, 1922-10-05
LITTLE DIFFERENCE IN POETS
MIR. j.. Fuller Gloom Comments on
Strain That Seems to Be Com
mon to All of Them.

at is related of Tennyson-not Ten
nyson j. Draft, but that other and
Equally aspbyXiating poet, Alfred Lord
Tennyson-" stated j. Fuller Gloom,
that. at one time he DOL certain
visitors up INTO the roof of his house
to show them a view, which in all prob
nbility he wished to give the impress
sion he had made. Presently n woman
and child were observed in the dis
lance, running in their direction. and
TennysOn would have it hat they We're
hurrying to catch a glimpse of him. a
moment later a bull was seer charging
out from behind a clump Of bushes,
palpably in pursuit of the two. There
upon T~ennyson, true to form, declared
that the gentleman 10Y was also try
ing TO get "A good look at the worlds
greatest poet. From this we should
learn that the bards of the good old
times were fully as silly and %conceited
us they are today."-Kansas City Star
, 1922-10-05
Had You Ever Noticed III

That nature is full of simple facts
of scientific Importance yet awaiting
notice by open eyes and minds Is
shown by the achievement of a Dutch
schoolboy named Van Erpecum, who,
during a lesson In physics, given In
the high school mt Batavia, called DIR.
Van Deventer's attention TO the fact
that water in a glass filled to the
brim with water and floating ice does
not flow over as the ice melts. In fact,
no change of level '7hatever occur
DIR. Van Deventer communicated
this observation TO Professors Van der
Walls and Zeeman, who thought II Of
sufficient importance to he placed be-
fore the Royal Academy of Amster.
dam. II is proposed TO call the pbenom.
enon the claw of the permanent level"
, 1922-10-05
LOCALITY MADE Difference
According to Uncle Silas, Horses Evil
IDENTITY Do Not Lead a Fast Life
in Boontown.

People In Boontown we're used to
Uncle Silas' way Of talking and en-
joyed it but at last there came, as II
member of the summer colony, n man
who had a desire to set everything and
everybody straight, according to his
ideas.
whats the sense of your referring
to that animal of yours as n 'colt'?"
demanded this person one day. "How
old is he?"
We'll, he is going on eleven years"
said Uncle Silas, mildly.
Eleven years." sneered the man.
well, we should call that pretty an
Client for a cOlt-in New York"
81 think likely you would said I'm
Gle Silns, without rancor but with ION
siderable firmness in his tone "but
perhaps 'twould be well to consider,
SIR that this colt o. mine resides in
Boontown, where eleven years is pretty
young for a Observation-Disclosures
Ledger.
, 1922-10-05
AT LEAST SHE MADE ATTEMPT
But Probably Girl Is More Than Ever
Convinced Public Speaking Is
Not Her Forte.

My cousin had always been a most
timid girl. finding it difficult to say
much even before home folks, let alone
strangers.
She was n member Of n church So
ciety. One of the rules was that each
member must take some part in the
meetings. She had tried and tried, but
could V get her courage up at the
last minute.
Finally, the leader, to help her out,
gave her some Scripture verses to read.
They read as follows: And bring
hitler the fatted calf and kill IT,"
Maize started the verse. and to her
utter dismay, found herself saying /:
And bring hlther the Gated half and
fill it,"
She could read no further and sat
down amid giggles.-Chicago Tribune.
, 1922-10-05


CONClLIATloN ana concession were
the order OF the day In the Near
EAST. Inc aihes In FORMALLY mVitihg
the TURKS 10 a peace Conference as
sured them that they VIII take ad-
vantage OF THIS opportunity TO ue-
clare that they LOOK with favor upon
the ueslre OF turkey 10 recover Ihrhce
up 10 the Maritza river. ana Adrlah-
ople." Ii was even timated mat
Russia would be admitted to the con-
erence' N Nj.
VINO last year negotiated an agree
inent between the n
the frehch' was sent.to smyrna win
II mandat 10 deal with Renal Inc
STIPULATION OF the allies was that the
Dardaneiies, the Sen OF Marmora n
the Bosporus must remain free n
open 10 all NATIONS. The Br1ush also
ihslsteu mat the neutral zone WHICH
embraces the straits and CONSTANT
nople' U not be Invaded by the
during II peace negotia-
TONS
early In the week Renal gave a
long Interview to n correspondent OF
u"e .hicaso irioune' III winch ne saiu
I'M. ne hhu no desire TO provoke nos
.'htes win Great h<itain, but that
ne insisted on complete independence
OF inc turkish empire n complete
freedom OF the straits to all nations.
ne sand turkey a no wish to for
my the ~ardanei but that she
must control the Sea OF Marmorn and
IDe BOSD0TuS TO RpCITn fhp gnlpfN of
ner capitai-constantinople. ON
nesuay the hemnlists announced they
would respect the neutrality Of the
, 1922-10-05
Thoughtful.

An old freshman was struggling
along the highroad with a heavy
bundle, when a friend passed In a cart.
1t was n hot day, so the friend,
thinking Pat would be glad of a lift,
said: Jump up here. old man."
Pat was delighted and, after climb
ing up, rested his bundle carefully on
his knee.
Put your bundle on the seat" said
his friend.
"Oh, no." Pat answered. "Since you
are so good as to give me a ride, Oill
not be after asking you to carry me
bundle as well :"
, 1922-10-05

"Newt Spraddls is getting bettel
bodily. but a heal. worse politically
stated Gap Johnson OF Rumpus Ridge
whats the matter with him, any
how - asked an acquaintance.
".yVhy, a couple Of weeks ago ar
Hon. came along and snatched him M
OF his wagon by means Of n cordial
handshake, and durn' nigh broke bli
back. He says yurafter he'll vOt,
ag'in the Glorious Old Party, even Il
, 1922-10-05
DYED HER DRAPERIES,
SKIRT AND A SWEATER
WITH "DIAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes con
tains directions so simple that any woman
can dye or tint faded, shabby skirts,
dresses, waists, coats, sweaters, stock
ings, hangings. draperies, everything like
new. Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guaran-
teed, even if you nave never dyed before.
Fell your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk, or whether
It is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. Dia-
mond Dyes never streak, spot, fade, or
run. So easy to use.-Advertisement.
, 1922-10-05
Naval Battles of the War.

The principal naval battles of the
World war were the battle Of Heligo-
land Blight, August 2S, 1914; the bat
tie Of Coronel, November l, 1914; the
battle of the Falkland islands, De
cember g, 1914; the battle of the Dog
ger Banks, January "a, 1915. and the
battle of Jutland, May 81, 1916. There
were many other sharp engagements,
but hardly of sufficient Importance to
be digniied with the title of battle.
, 1922-10-05
European "CurrencY."

The continental traveller deposited
an enormous bag inside the table In
the restaurant ear. The conductor
promptly rebuked him. Don't you
know you can't bring your luggage in
here. You'll have to put that bag in
the van" Luggage" sneered the
traveller. THAT isn't luggage. That's
my purse. I'm going to Austria"
, 1922-10-05
Allies Ready to Permit Turkey to
Regain Her Former Terri
tory in Europe.
KING CONSTANTINE BUSTED
Greek Army CompeIs Him to Abdi-
cate and Declares for War to
Keep Thrace-Fede Fuel Dis
tributor Spens Gets Busy
Death of Senator Watson.
BY EDWARD w. PIckARD

WING to the military and
" diplomatic skill of Musta-
pha Renal Pasha and his col
leagues in the Turkish Nation
alist government, and to the
strong determination Of the
people of the allied nations not
to embark in another war, 1t is
practically certain that Turkey
will regain the territory in Eu-
rope which she lost in the
World war and probably a con-
siderable part of Mesopotamia.
now under British mandate. Do
you and your friends think the
Turks are entitled to this resto-
ration and are really 10 WORST
than most Of their neighbors?
Or do you believe II is worth
another great war to keep them
out Of Europe7
, 1922-10-05
A union OF
INTEREST TO WOMEN
Healthy Housewife Happy Homo
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Has Helped
Form Many

For the ailing, half-sick housewife
such a union is impossible. Often
times even the slightest form of
homework cannot be accomplished.
Yet the work must be done.
Many ONE struggle along for
years suffering from some form of
female trouble that make their lives
miserable and their homes far from
happy.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound has helped thousands of
just such women regain their health
and strength. Just give your thought
TO the following letters and remem-
Der that the women who wrote these
letters knew how they felt before
taking the Vegetable Compound and
again afterwards. lthelped them
let it help you.
Had Nervous Spells
Horatio, Ark. u had ervou
spells and awful bad feelings. My
right side and my back hurt me all
the time and l had been going down
in health for six or even years. For
three years l had not been able to do
my work without help. / weighed
only 95 pounds when my husbands
mother persuaded me to take Lydia
L. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound.
Now l heartily recommend it to all
suffering women. as l have gained
weight and health. / "A do all my
work, anything want to do.'-Mrs.
jim REARICK, Horatio, Arkansas.
, 1922-10-05

Reading, Pal was a
wreck and could hardly do my house,
work. l always had to have help or [
would never have got it done.
Through the advice of friends | have
been taking Lydia l.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound for my nerves
and Lydia l.. Pinkham. Blood Medi-
cine for my blood and | am feeling
fine and doing my work all alone. I
can recommend these medicines u
any one, for they certainly helped
me. / suffered for five years and
Lydia T.. Pinkham's medicines pulled
me through. - Mrs. WALTER u.
SToYER, 1918 Mulberry St, Reading.
Pa.
Recommends the Vegetable
Compound
New Orleans, La have found
relief from my troubles by taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and 1 praise it wherever go.
] could not do my work a S it should
be done for 1 would sometimes have
to lie down because of the pains | had.
A friend induced me to take your
Vegetable Compound and / have got
great results from it. / keep house
and am able to do all my own work.
| recommend your Vegetable Com
pound TO my friends whohave troubles
similar to mine. Mrs. T. FoECK-
LER, 1915 N. Derbigny St, New Or
leans, La
, 1922-10-05

Guilty. by loans from the American
people, who had no reason to expect
that they would not be repaid. He
also drew attention to the American
suspicion that If the loans were for
given the money thus released might
be used in new wars.
, 1922-10-05

THOMAS Il. WATSON. United
L states senator from Georgia. one
Of the most fiery political figures NJ
the time, died suddenly OF asthma
Tuesday in Washington. For 40
yenrs he was active in state and ma.
tional politics, and he vas the Popullst
nominee for vice president In 1896 and
for President In 1904. The Popullsts
elected him to the house NJ repre-
sentutives in 1891. and In 1920 he was
elected senator. He WAS opposed IN
Woodrow Wilson and his policies and
was especially against the League of
Nations.
, 1922-10-05

A CCoRD1NG 10 the Frecmnn's
"A journal OF Dublin. Eamon de
Valera has ahdlcatcd ms lender of the
Irish republicans md Liam Lynch has
succeeded him. The newspaper snys
this destroys hope of a rational peace
as Lynch Is driving his followers to
fight to the bitter end. The repuh.
leans are keeping up their guerrilla
warfare, but the Free Stnters are
steadily cleaning them up, especially
now In County Kerry.
, 1922-10-05

CONRAD Z. SPENS, railway Off
" cial of Chicago, who was appoint
ed federal fuel distributor under the
act passed by congress, started in by
warning the various states thai his
powers do not extend to coal mined
and sold within a given state and
their officials must look after that
end Of the proposition. He then asked
eight leading railway executives to
serve as IN advisory committee in the
fuel transportation emergency and
named l3 prominent business men as
members of an advisory committee for
industry, to keep in touch with the
distribution of fuel supplies for in
dustries in their respective districts.
Large Industrial are asked
to confine their purchases of coal I'M
der present conditions as closely to
current needs as safety permits; to
suspend accumulation of advance
stocks of coal until the present emer-
gency pressure or production is re-
ileved; to unload coal cars Immedi-
ately and return them to service and
to promptly furnish material required
for new railroad equipment or repairs.
, 1922-10-05

Some people are naturally nervous
while others have prickly heat.
, 1922-10-05

THE grand jury in Marion, H.,
L which investigated the Herrin coal
mine massacre, indicted 20 men for
participation in the outrage, A of
them for murder. All of the latter
group have been put under arrest, and
of the total 20 are still at large, Eight
of those accused of murder are held
without bail. The others were re-
leased on bonds, which were furnished
by the leading citizens of Marion.
The defense of the men, as already
outlined by their lawyers, will be, in
brief, that this is a private persecu-
tion by n political boss and a labor
hating organization" the allusion be-
ing to Attorney General Brundage and
the Illinois Chamber of Commerce.
, 1922-10-05

COME twenty thousand veterans Of
~ the Civil war assembled in Des
Moines, Ia, for the fifty-sixth national
encampment of the Grand Army Of the
Republic. on Wednesday three
fourths Of these grizzled warriors. es.
corted by two regiments of the regu-
lar army, marched In the yearly
parade-an event that grows more
and more pathetic as the years pass.
They were reviewed by their com
ma~nder.ln-chlef, Lewis S. Pitcher. and
by Hanford MacNider. national com
mander OF the American Legion. One
tragedy marked the occasion. NJ. j.
Mackenhausen of White Bear Lake.
MINI. dropped dead after two hours
Of marching. Judge j. w. Wlllett Of
Tama. Ia. was elected c-ommander-ln-
chief for the coming year.
, 1922-10-05

FEDERAL JUDGE WILKINSON in
L Chicago formally entered the tenn
porary injunction obtained by Attor-
ney General Daugherty against the
railway shopmen, having sustained 1t
on all points. The proceedings were
perfunctory and the attorneys for the
union did not concern themselves
with the form of the order. They
said they hoped to be permitted to
take the case direct to the Supreme
court of the United States on appeal.
, 1922-10-05

THOUGH it had been reported thar
L Bulgaria was ready to seize the
part of Thrace which she claims,
Dimitri Stancioff. Bulgarian minister
to England, denies this. Bulgaria is
firmly resolved to avoid participation
in N military action" said he, mot
only because the country is practical
ly disarmed, but also because the new
Bulgaria is an agricultural country
and does not wish to risk a repetition
Of her previous misfortunes."
, 1922-10-05

COVIET Russia formally declared
~ herself the champion of Islam last
week. She sent a note to the en-
tente, the Balkan nations and Egypt
demanding the restoration of Turkey
In Europe and warning the world that
she would not recognize "any decision
concerning the Turkish straits taken
without her participation or arrived
ut against her interests"
, 1922-10-05

ish commanders made several de
mands for the withdrawal of the
Turks, but Renal responded hat he
knew of 10 neutral zone. To the
French he explained that he had oc-
cupied these places because the Brit
ish had disregarded the neutrality of
the straits by permitting the Greeks
to have free passage through them.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-04-19
Does Your Back Ache?

It's usually sign Of sick kidneys,
especially If the kidney action is dis
ordered, passages scanty or too frequ-
ent. Don't wait for more serious
troubles. Begin using Doan's Kidney
Pills. Read this Redwood Falls testi-
mony.
William Milbradt, retired farmer,
Redwood Falls, says: "About year
ago had bad attack of kidney COM
plant. / couldn't get about to do
my work. / was so sore and lame
across nay back, it hurt me to turn
over on the couch and had to have
assistance. / was in about as bad
shape as anyone could be. The kidney
secretions passed too freely and were
accompanied by burning sensation.
A friend told me to try Doan's Kidney
Pills, so / bought two boxes. Doan's
gave me quick relief and l am certain-
" thankful"
Price 60 cents, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Milbradt had. Foster-M ilburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-04-19

Will Marchant of St. Paul has spent
a week or more at the home of his
son Howard. Mr.. Marchant has been
repairing and painting his residences
during his stay in town.
The pupils and teachers of the Pres
byterian Sunday School are planning
for a sunrise prayer meeting Easter
morning at the church. A special
praise and prayer service will be sure
to be helpful to those in attendance.
Mrs. Alice Warner of Redwood
Falls was in town the latter part of
last week.
The Methodist young people will
give their Easter program Sunday
evening A cantata of song and
story, entitled, The Alabastas Box will
be rendered.
The Missionary socity of the Metho-
dist church will be entertained at the
home Of Mrs. J. L. Haskins. Mrs. w
W. Garlic viii assist with the serving
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-04-19
The Washington
School Dist. No. 50

Lucille F1aig spent Tuesday at our
school visiting.
Harold Meyer has quit school hav-
ing to help with farm work at home.
The first five grades have started
to make their Spelling booklets.
!. eno"e Welsh while coming down
stairs Tuesday evening, in some man.
ner Slipped and fell, straining her
side quite badly. SHE is confined to
her bed but is somewhat better.
The Primary Grades have been busy
the last two weeks making Easter
posters and decorations for our room.
Mn~@arot and Helen Welsh are
spending the Easter holidays at their
home.
Michael and Anne Foy were absent
Wednesday.
The fifth graders are going to make
salt maps Of North America next
week
There was no school April IA being
Good Friday.
Margaret Coulter spent the week
end at her home at Lamberton.
Mrs. S. G. Welsh returned Wednes-
day from LeSueur beng called there
last week to the bedside of her mother
who was critically i'll but is now i'm
proving.
The regular meeting of the Parent
Teachers Association was held We'd
nesday evening. After the business
meeting a short program was given.
Mr.. Schumacher, the county child well
fare worker. gave very interesting
talk along the line of what the Red
Cross are doing for the neglected
children of this county. Light re-
freshments were served at the close
of the meeting The officers of this
are: President Mrs. M.
N. Foy, Vice-President Mrs. S. G.
Welsh, Secretary Margaret Coulter,
Treasurer H. F. Meyer. We have
seventeen members.