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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
NOT ALL BEER AND SKiTTLES
Enqisl:man Has Somewhat Lengthy
List OF Drawbacks to Life in
the Turkish Capital.

An English business man backed re
looked at ne Sternly over the top OF his
brandy and soda and addressed me as
follows:
'When You write abr;t this town,
old chap, l hope you'll cell your peo-
pie what a beastly place it is, what:
A chap can't make a move. YOU know,
without some one asking him TO have
something. Look here, old chap. In
court Of law. you know, chap is
ordinarily supposed to be sober after
8 o'clock at night, what? Here its
the opposite, by Joye! a bit thick, elI,
what?
Look here make note Of this,
what? They celebrate five Christmas
es and FIVE New Years in this rotten
town. Oh, at least five. On my
honor, old chap! English, Armenian
Greek, Russian, Turkish, Jewish-real-
ly, Old chap. l become fearfully in
coherent when l try to remember
what they are. BY the time the last
New Year is over one can just totter
around. Oh, absolutely, | give you
nv word And then there is the Rus-
sian Easter, which is fearfully nerve
racking. 1t lasts from one to two
weeks, and one is obliged to do fear
full amount of drinking. While 1t
lasts one goes up to any one and says
He is risen and kisses him three
times. It's done that way. old chap.
I give you my word, everybody does
ii. One hunts for a pretty girl ana
saws He is risen and kisses her three
times, and. by jove, it's considered
quite all right. oh, quite. In way,
old chap, it beats egg rolling on lawn
all hollow, what? A bit thick, by Jove,
but a bit of all right, what?
But Of course there's fearful LOT
of good feeling and one must ever
lastingly be buying drink for some
one. 1t cuts into ones work fearfully.
You just tell all that to the chaps at
home, and they'll see that living in
Constantinople isn't all beer and skit-
ties by jove! What"-Chicago Daily
News,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21

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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
ANNOUNCE DATES
FOR CROP REPORTS
Government Authorities Have Fixed
Schedule

Washington, April 17.-Dates fol-
the issuance of crop reports during
the coming season are nanounnced by
the department of agriculture as fol
lows:
May 9. Winter wheat, rye, hay,
pasture, blowing and planting.
June 2. Cotton.
June S. Winter wheat, spring
wheat, oats, barley, rye, apples,
peaches. hay and pasture.
July 8. Cotton.
July 10. Corn, wheat on farms,
winter wheat, spring wheat, oats,
oats, barley, rye, potatoes, sweet po-
tatoes, tobacco, fax, rice, apples,
peaches, sugar beets and hay.
August l. Cotton.
August s. Corn, winter wheat
spring wheat, oats, barley, rye, buck
wheat, potatoes, sweet potatoes, to-
bacco, fax, rice, apples, peaches, su-
gar beets and hay.
September |. Cotton.
September 8. Corn, spring wheat,
oats, barley, buckwheat, potatoes, to-
bacc, fax, rice, apples, peaches, sug-
ar beets, ks6rs and hay.
October 3. Cotton.
October 9. Corn, spring wheat,
oats, barley, buckwheat, potatoes,
sweet potatoes, tobacco, fax, rice, ap-
pies, pears, kafrs, beans and sugar
beets.
November 8. Corn, buckwheat, po-
tatoes, sweet potatoes, tobacco, flax
seed, apples, pears, cranberries, ka-
frs, peanuts, clover seed, sorghum
syrup, onions, cabbage and sugar
beets.
December l2. Cotton.
December Is. Corn, winter wheat,
spring whehat,, oats, barley, rye, buck
wheat, fiaxseed, rice, potatoes, sweet
potatoes, hay, clover seed, tobacco,
apples, peaches, pears, oranges, cram
berries, sorghum, sugar beets, beans,
kafrs, broom, corn, onions, cabbage,
peanuts, cowpeas, soy beans and hops.
December 18. Winter wheat and
rye.
The personnel of the crop report
ing board for the year is as follows
Leon M. Estabrok, chairman; Nat c.
Murray, acting chairman in the alb
sence of the chairman; S. A. Jones,
secretary of the board; George K.
Holmes, w. F. Callander and one or
more agricultural statisticians called
in from the field.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
HAD THE LAUGH ON TEACHER
Instructress Called for Examples, ana
Tommy Was the Boy VINO
Could Furnish Them.

There has never been any love lost
between Tommy and his teacher. Tom
nv thinks the teacher is a severe ana
occasionally unjust person, who mas
never known what it is to- be young
while the teacher considers the little
chap both stupid and mischievous.
you are not attending to what
say. Thomas" said the teacher one day
in the midst Of an address to her
class.
"Yes, teacher, l Is" said Tommy
with much earnestness.
You should never say I is " cor
rected the teacher. Il have told you
that hundred times. You know the
correct form. There are no excep-
tions to its use. Give me two ex-
amples at once"
Eyes. ma'am," said Tommy, meekiy
81 am one of the letters of the alpha
bet. I am a pronoun. n."-Philadelphia
Ledger.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
Remarkable Old Beliefs.

Since the age of legend, thundet
and lightning making has always been
made the final proof of the supernat
ural. Thor and his huge hammer
which accounted for the thunder to
+,a old Norsemen. and Jove or Jupiter
who hurled his lightning and thun'
der in anger and thus explained TINS
natural phenomenon to the old Greeks
and Romans, are only two OF the
hundreds of instances in ancient be-
lief.
In later times the brand OF magl'
cian and evil-doer was put upon many
aIchemists. with rumors thai spl'tlns
tongues of fire and crashes of thunder
were seen and heard in their laDcra
tories.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
Death of Mrs. Mary shealy

Mrs. Mary Jane shealy, beloved
wife of Earle Shealy, was stricken
with apoplexy on Saturday, April 9Th.
She was formerly in good health and
her sudden illness was severe shock
to her family and many friends. Ev-
cry effort of medical skill and kindly
attention was made in her behalf. She
lived only until Thursday morning,
April 13. Her age was 66 years, 10
months and % days.
She is survived by five children,
Mrs. Oscar Wood, Mrs. Frank Gull
clasure, Mrs. Jno. R. Bollinger, Jesse
and Bachman Shealy; also four grand
children, four brothers, and two sis
ters, one half-brother and one
half-sister. The following are her
brothers and sisters: Messrs. James,
Elmore and Walter Shealy, and Mrs.
Geo. Anna Steel of Lexington coun-
ty; Mr.. Davis Shealy of Newberry;
Mr.. Geo. Fortney of Batesburg, and
Mrs. Dora Derrick of Columbia.
The funeral service was conducted
at the home one mile east of Newber-
ry on last Friday afternoon at 4
O'Clock by Pastor w. H. Dutton and
DR.. C. A. Freed. The interment was
in Rosemont cemetery.
Mrs. Shealy was member of the
Summer Memorial Lutheran church,
to which she remained faithful until
death. She set an example Of Chris
tian faith and piety. She was a kind
mother, rot only to her own but to
many others who enjoyed the benev-
olence of her heart; even the SER
wants Oh the farm mourn the loss OF;
their dearest friend. The hospitality
of her home was always the same,
kind and true: She was a devoted
wife, true friend, an obliging neigh
Dor. Her memroy is made fragrant
| bv the wholesome influence and beau
ty of God-fearing and loving heart.
It's kind is precious and enduring.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21

treaty tonight, said he was convinced
that it would not bring about a happy
result in the conference but he con-
s:dered 1t deplorable from the Ger
and commerce, early in February and
ened the thesis of those who main
tain that it is impossible to treat with
the Germans. Nothing better could
be invented to support the Frenc-1
viewpoint, in his opinion, ne said.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21
q Sufficient Excuse.

There was a wild and frehzled scat
ternlrnt. Men, white-faced and star
iuu-eved. fieG as if pursued by pes
thence. They dropped whatever they
had in hand and stood not upon the
order of their going, but departed
like frightened roebucks, hitting only
the high places as they went.
Why are the people fleeing" we
asked.
"A candidate who calls himself the
Friead II the People has just come
TO town." replied an innocent bystandef
who had 40 yote.-kansas City Star,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21

Some of these days, says an ex-
change, the English people may start
a movement for home rule. They are
tired of being ruled by the Welsh and
the Scotch.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-04-21

Sometimes a woman kisses anoth-
er woman as if she would like to bite
her instead.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
Short News Of City

Church Cafeteria Supper cafe
terra supper will be served at ST.
Pauls Lutheran church Thursday eve
ming from $50 to O'Clock. The pub
lie is invited to attend
Plan Hi-Y Party-Members of the
Hi-Y club and their fair friends will
take part in big Halloween party in
the Y. NJ. c. A. next Monday night,
starting at 1880 o'clock. 1t was decid-
ed at the meeting Monday night, that
the club plan extensively for this an
nual affair and put it on in good style.
A meeting of special committee will
be held Tuesday night to complete
plans for the entertainment. The Y
gym floor will be the scene of most of
the activity.
Phi DeIt Dance Nov. 1.-THE first
fall dance of the Phi Delta Kappa fra
ternity will be held in Eagles hall Fri
day evening, Nov. II. The Syncopat-
ing Seven, an orchestra which ap-
peared in Richmond last week, has
been engaged for the dance. This will
be the orchestra's first appearance in
Richmond under the auspices of the
fraternity.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
Harding Appoints McCray
To Near East Relief
Red Cross Committee

INDIANAPOLIS, Oct. z4-Gov. Nc
Cray today received notice from Pres
ident Harding of his appointment on
the Indiana committee to sponsor the
campaign for the Near East relief and
the American Red Gross. The presi-
dents message to the governor said :
Il am appointing you as one of a
committee of distinguished citizens Sc
lectsd from every state to cooperate
with the Red Cross and the Near East
relief and with the co-ordinating COM
mittee made up of heads of organiza-
lions interested in relief work in the
Near East, of which Mr.. Will H. Hays
is chairman. The association of your
name will be a great influence in the
work to your community"
Ed Jackson, secretary of state, who
is chairman of the Indiana Near East
relief, and William Fortune, president
of the Indianapolis chapter of the Red
Cross, have also been snafned on the
committee.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
zion" IS YELLOW DOG
REPORTER DECLARES
cRy Associated Pressl

CHICAGO. Oct 24-The Michigan
Lion" which has aroused the dune
OF country in Southwest Michigan
since last Thursday. has been track
ed TO his lair, and is a dog, accord
ing to a reporter for the Chicago
News, who made his report today.
Meanwhile an army of newspaper
reporters still is beating the brush and
big game hunters also have taken up
the trail with high powered rifles.
The ewspaper reporter after sever
al days of fruitless search for a new
trail of the lion, that several excited
persons reported having seen or heard
took exact sketches of the footprints
of the beast, which we're found neal
Lakeside. and began a hunt for feet
that made the prints.
At length the sleuth after inquiries
at many farm houses, found Adolpf
Whitmeyer. living on the hill, near g
dense woods of Barren county, where
country folks said the lion had beer
seen. Mr. Whitmeyer admitted thai
he had a dog yellow hybrid mas
tiff 1t was of great size with broaf
head. thick hair. especially bushy OF
the neck, with long tail tufted viii
white. 1t appeared to be ferociou!
beast but the reporter observed ;
wagging tail and soon was on gooC
terms with it. He found that its fee
correspondent to the prints found nea
Lakeside.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
Field, Stream and Woodland
department eonduete the
acknowledgements.

to load them yourself. Our new bal
isite powder is changeable and should
be handled by machines and experts.
s. Don't carry a loaded gun hang
ing carelessly over your shoulder
when hunting in a party. Keep the
business end down
8. Don't ever leave loaded gun
when the days hunt is over and don't
ever leave a loaded gun standing
against wall or a door Lay it down
10. Don't ever fire at an object until
you know exactly what it is-until you
have seen it clearly. Many a good
man is enjoying October over there
who is unfortunate enough to appear
like an animal to some of our near
sighted gunners.
II. Don't disobey the game laws
Don't be a game hog. Go out into the
field feeling like gentleman and act
ing like true sportsman.
The open season in Indiana on fur
bearing animals opens Nov. TO- and
closes Feb. TO- This law covers the
fox, opossum, racceon, skunk, mink
and muskrat The law on taking these
animals out of season is very drastic
For the violation of any of the laws
covering fur-bearing animals a fine
can be assessed or fine and a jai
sentence can be handed down. There
is perpetual closed season on doves
in Indiana
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
NEW BRITISH CHIEF
4 HINDERER BY PARTY
y INSISTING ON JOBS

LONDON, Oct Ai-Demands of the
FUnionist Orchards" for more com
plete control of tine British govern
ment hindered Prenaier Bonar Laws
efforts at cabinet making today.
1t is understood that the delay IN
announcing the names of the minis
tiers who are to replace the fallen
coalition government is due to the In
sistence of the 'diehards" on strong
er representation in Laws govern
ment
The new premier, political observ-
ers state, has under Sdvisement.
plan to appease the recaIcitrants in
the unionists, his own party, by be-
showing the important post Of minis
ter of war on Marquis Salisbury
Premier Law had first planned to ap-
point the Marquis to the more orna-
mental office of Lord Keeper of the
lPrivy seat.
It was anticipated that Premier Law
would be able to smooth out the diff
culties in forming a cabinet and an
nounce the names of his ministers to-
day or tomorrow.
Parliament Is to be dissolved Thurs
day and the general elections are to
be held Nov. L.. 1850
The eyes of all political parties are
on Lloyd George, who is opening head
quarters of the "Outs" in the house
he has leased about a mile from 10
Downing street
One of the bitterest fights of years
is expected to be waged by Lloyd
George and his supporters in his cam
paign to come back to power.
The labor party, which has been at
tackled as radical" by the Unionists
and coalitionists. has drawn up a
manifesto in which a denial is made
OF charges that it is bolshevistic In
tendencies.
Premier Law Thursday plans to an
nounce in greater detail his policies
when he addresses his constituency
at Glasgow. In the general election
the premier, who stands for election
TO the house of commons, will be op
posed by labor candidate and Sil
George Parish, independent liberal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
suit To BAR TEXAS
CANDIDATE BECAUSE
OF KLAN NEARS END

CORSICANA, Texas, Oct 24.-The
injunction suit to bar permanently the
name of Earle B. Mayrield, Democrat
ic nominee for United States senator,
from the November ballot was nearly
to the jury stage today. Plaintiff at
torneys still had two hours for argu-
ment, to be followed by three hours
by the defense.
Judge Scarborough, in his charge to
the jury late yesterday, said that the
burden of proof rested on the plain
tiffs. The judge ruled that the jury
answer several questions, among
them: Did Earle B. Mayfield know
of any expenses of his campaign be
ing paid by the Ku Klux Klan?" and
Did Earle B. Mayfield, Ben c. Rich
ards. Jr (Mayfields attorney or D.
Z. Lyday keep and preserve reports
of alt moneys received and paid out
by them in the campaign" and did
the total campaign expenses exceed
500, 000?"
NEW ORLEANS, La, Oct. "a
George B. Peddy, Houston lawyer. lost
his fight before a federal tribunal
here yesterday to force Texas election
officers to place his name on the No
vember ballot as a United States sen
atorial candidate against Earle B
Mayflied, Democratic nominee and al
legged Ku Klux Klan candidate. The
three judges composing the tribunal
to hear the case on transfer from the
federal court at Mobile, Ala, ruled
they were without jurisdiction, that
being the only point considered.
Cite Harding Letter
In presenting their case, attorneys
representing the Peddy faction read a
telegram from R. B. CFeager, Texas
Republican leader, stating that he had
received letter from President Hard
ing in which the chief executive had
commended the Republicans of Texas
for aiding independent Democrats in
coalition against all groupings and
classes attendant upon dictation con
trary to American ideals"
They declared that Mayfield was
not the candidate of. the Democratic
party of Texas, but of a faction mas
querading under the guise of the party
They read an affidavit signed by
| Col. r. Johnson, former editor of the
| Houston Post, charging that Mayfielc
| is not Democrat, does not represen
the Democratic party and any Demo
crat has the right to vote for Peddy
as Mayfield was not nominated as {
| Democrat.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
Curzon To Be Made Duke
When Lloyd George List
Is Announced, Is Belief

LONDON, Oct 24-The issuance of
Mr.. Lloyd Georges honor list, which
is expected tomorrow or Thursday, is
awaited with great interest.
1t is persistently rumor that Mar
quis Curzon of Kedleston, who was
foreign minister in Mr.. Lloyd Georges
cabinet is to be made duke. This
would be a most remarkable incident
as the dukedom is the highest rank in
the British peerage. next only to the
royal princes, and is an honor rarely
conferred. The last duke created was
Westminster, in 1874.
The Marquis who was. born George
Nathaniel CurZon, was made a baron
in 1898. became an earl in 1911. and
received his present rank last year. He
is So years old
Gossip also has it that the immense
ly wealthy Sir Philip Sasscon is to be
raised to the peerage.
He is the son of the great Anglo
Indian merchant. Sir Edward Sassoon
and was one of Mr.. Lloyd Georges
secretaries. Two of Mr.. Lloyd Georges
conferences with the French premier
were held at Sir Philips sumptuous
house near Hythe
His sister is the countess of Rock
savage, two portraits of whom, one by
Sargent, created a sensation in the
last exhibition at the royal academy
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
SCHEDULE OF, TALKS
BY MRS. RUMpLER
TO BE GIVEN SOON

A complete schedule for speeches to
be delivered by Mrs. E. c. Rumpler,
former president of the Indiana Fed.
Grafton of Womens Clubs, will be an
nounced WITHIN a day or two, accord
ing to Mrs. A. W. Roach. head OF the
county Republican women's organiza-
ton. Mrs. Rumpler will deliver five
or six addresses in Wayne county on
behalf of the Republican side of the
question.
Boston, Cambridge City, Milton.
Hagerstown and Centerville are among
the out of town points where Mrs.
Rumpler is to speak County head
quarters is now awaiting word from
the township organizations before an
nouncing dates for the meetings.
Paul Comstock, head of the Wayne
county Republican organization, gave
an explanation Tuesday of the proceed
ure required for absent voters if they
wish to vote in Wayne county.
Proper Procedure
Applications for absent voters bal
lots must first be filled out before g
notary, he said. These applications
must then be sworn to before notary.
then turned over to the county clerk
The county clerk will send absent vot-
ers' ballots to the absentee. with an
official envelope for their return to
the clerks office"
| Emphasis was laid on the point thai
absent voters ballots must be in the
clerks office in time for that official
| to get them to their proper precinct
before the polls close on election day.
! The last absent voters ballots will be
given out the Saturday before election.
/ Nov, 4.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
SHEIK LOVE ACQUITS
PEGGY BEAL, NURSE
(Rv EniteA Pressl

KANSAS CITY. Mo, Oct. "a
"Sheik Love" was recognized along
with the unwritten law today as
provocation for murder. The unique
plea was given cognizance for the
first time in legal history when i
jury in Judge Ralph S. Latshaw's
court, acquitted diminutive Peggy
Beall, last night for the murder OF
Frank S. Anderson, professional
Sheik"
Basing her case on the new de
Tense that she killed her perfect
lover" to save other women from the
despoiler of hearts. after he showed
her list of so girls whose romances
he had blighted, pretty Peggy, gain
ed her freedom. on a second degree
charge of murder.
Introduction of the new character
in legal procedure came after one OF
the shortest trials on record. The
jury reached an agreement on its
fourth ballot, just II hours after the
trial of the modern "Thuyia" was
called on the docket.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
HARDING NOT TO ASK
SAWYER TO RESIGN

WASHINGTON, Dc Oct. "a
President Harding is perfectly salts
fled with the services of Brigadier
General Charles e. Sawyer, it was said
today, at the White House. and will
not ask for his resignation as de-
manded by the American Legion in
its annual convention last week at
New Orleans.
The White House officials added in
discussing the subject, that the feder-
al board of disqualification of which
Gen. Sawyer was chairman was vol
untary creation of the president and
as such, the president alone was re
sponsible.
The president it was said, expect
ed to bring the pitaliZation board
into closer cooperation with the agen-
cies of the government, having to dc
with the treatment of disabled former
service men, and in doing so, expects
to do more than justify its creation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
OF ADDED
HERRIN INDICTMENTS
TESTED IN ILLINOIS
CBy United Press)

MARION, Ill, Oct. Estates At
torney Delos Doty, today went for
ward with plans to test the legality
of the 4S additional indictments for
murder in connection with the Her
rim massacre, returned by the spec
ial grand jury late yesterday.
The jury, meeting in one day SEES
sion, named As persons as respon-
sible for the death of Ignace Kubinis,
non-union miner, who died in Herrin
hospital few weeks ago as the re
suit of injuries sustained in the fatal
riots last June. The body then an
nounced it has completed it's work and
adjourned.
That the new indictments may be
illegal, is the opinion of Circuit
Judge Hartwell, before whom they
were returned. He holds that the
jury was impanelled during the July
court term, while the true bill was
not returned until the September
term, now in session.
Doty differs with the Judge, and
indicated he would seek a decision
from the supreme court.
Yesterdays indictments raise the
total returned to 434. OF these 215
are for murder.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-24
RED CROSS NEAR EAST
EXPENSES S7S6,2OO
nv Associated Prossl

WASHINGTON. Oct 24-Near East
expenditures authorized by the Amer
lean Red Cross since the fall of Smyr-
ma now total more than three-quarters
OF million dollars, a sum which Red
Cross officials said today, was re-
garded as sufficient to meet all i'm
mediate needs of the situation. A
compilation of applications made al
headquarters of the organization here
shows a total of $685. expended or
authorized. including S446.0o0 set aside
for purposes to make up the total of
the shipping board relief ship TO sail
soon from New York, and $4,000
spent for supplies to be shipped in the
steamer Stuyvesant.