The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-27

| RED.
| CHIEF CAMEL. HAYNES has ordered prohi-
bition agents to avoid unnecessary display in
| the destruction of seized liquors. He adds that
these instructions are issued with a view to
preventing needless irritation through public
| destruction of alcoholic beverages. Such ten
der consideration brings tears to our eyes.
| Tout of the Reynolds Qll) Press by Doc1
| Mrs Morehead was at Freeman FL
liott's night last week.
MR. AUGUST BONAMI Of Moline acted as
godfather at a christening in Atkinson 'tother
day That baby boy should grow up clean
man, what?
Bovine Society Note.
doc Hits the Reynolds Press Again.1
1 Several young men from here spent
a pleasant evening at Milton Mader's
home on Tuesday evening. The affair
| was barnyard shower in honor of John
Bull who was recently married.
A QUINCY negro disguised a bottle of
hooch by adding perfume to it "A rose by
any other name =.
And What Brand of Perfume Does This Bird
Bird Use in HIS HOOch.
[Received by the Dual Automatic Valve Col
Summit Point, W. Va
3-21-'22.
Gentlemen: Having been away on a bust
ness trip your letter has been neglected. 1t
is great pleasure to me to say that l will
take over all unoccupied territory. l am pre-
pairing TO start in business-one that has
never nor will it ever be equaled in stupen-
dousness. I'll start off as Manufacturers Rep
ITesentatves-W. H. Jarmey & Co, Inc"
With the whole face of the earth as my
territory and 100 per cent of the creations of
our Lord, on land, and in the air.
Immediately after a good bunch of millions
are rolled up-a couple of days after getting
over small part of our territory, we shall
start to build factories, importing and export
ing We will not be ready to start until in
early April-or perhaps April 18th.
Your Dual" is a splendid article. l can
see-I can visualize millions of them being
sold. 1 assure you that your line will be
pushed with the same speed as all the rest
We are getting options now on so counties
to build the largest city in the world Also on
400 GOO, 900 of all sorts of land. We shall
invest heavily in all those lands such as oil,
copper, diamond and coal-in fact all of them,
all over the world.
This plan was visuahzed by me, when had
only in view three states and six lines-like a
fash, 1 the Lord point the way TO make
paradise on Earth" You will my book
soon and pictures on the screen of this noble
wonderful vision. This world will be a differ
ent place to live in within the next year. My
creed is taken from that part of the bible where
Christ was earth, also Isaiah, Luke, Mathew
and John. (Partly of these latter This shall
be put up beside the Greed of the U. S. A. and
all other countries.
Ny ten inventions in three weeks are pend
ing We shall have Institutions all over the
world to teach Religion, Education and Health
and to give this all free to those who are
needy, that may loose the chains that bind
them.
You will receive large order from US in
April. not less than few carloads to start on
remain, Cordially yours,
(Sgned) W. H. JARMEY.
While taking in the u S. this summer, l
shall be glad to stop to see you and shake you
by the hand and look over your factory. Sta
tionery delayed.
haf 11y1oitt of our ntth1 liz
spirited citizens be on hand to meet Mr.. Jarmey
when he-er-takes in this portion of the U. S. !
We are convinced he is just the man to provide
city
Bang! Goes the Conversational Endurance
Record.
[Lamped by Red in the Davenport Democrat. ] |
He had been dead, for some time,
Coroner Cantwell said later for at least d
16 hours.
REWRITING to form of joke of our boy |
hood days-would you like to know how to get |
a diamond ring slick? you're supposed TIC
say yes.) All right, I'VE say see Miss Jewel |
Greaser of Rock Island.
THE FOUR WINDS
Out in the valleys the southwind is blowing
The fragrance of spring to the winterbound
earth
Traficking over the fields and the meadoT5s
And bringing its perfume to me at my hearth. |
over the hlIltopS the eastw1nd of summer,
Drowsy and dull with the weight Of still I
hours, /
Carries the humming of bees in the clover
And all the sweet scents Of the summertime
flowers.
Swift through the wildwood the westwind of
autumn
Blows free and sure with hint of cold fear |
Scattering relics of dead spring and summer
And warning the world of the death of the
year.
Cold through the night time the wild wind of
winter
Whistles and shrieks like ghost in the hills
Driving the SHOWS from the fields of the north
land
And bringing the tempest that withers and
kills
Summer or winter or springtime or autumn
These are the winds that come bowling To me. |
Each has its fragrance and beauty and wonder
And each has hint of the worlds mystery
c. E. III.
HAWAII is jealous of Patagonia and its
plesiosaurus, glyptodon or whatchamaca lint
md has discovered a fish weighing $50 hounds
lat and almost circular in shape Among 9TH
er decorations the piscatorial find is snottad
With white dots. Scientists are puzzIed-hnt
we're not. Obviously it's only an animated
African golf ball