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The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Whippets to Race Tomorrow
in L. l. Association Meet

The annual meet OF the Long Island
Whippet Association will be held at the
j. ;. Phipps Field, Jericho Turnpike.
near Westbury, Long Island. tomorrow
at i. NJ.
There will be three races between
some OF the fastest dogs In the country.
The feature will bring together six OF
the best dogs In America. More than
fifty dogs will take part in the meet.
entries coming from Chicago. Cleveland.
Boston. Baltimore and Canadian cities.
In the match race tne dogs will be
handicapped on past performances and
they VIII run three heats scoring on q
point system. Three ex-Dcrby winners
will be on hand. namely Gilligans
Tommy, Black Prince and the present
title holder. Ask Him: also the fast
Canadian dog. The skipper The other
two chosen are Barlinghill Dawn and
Madfordfull Flight.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Princeton Varsity Team
Ragged in Jam With Scrubs.

Special Dispatch TO THE New YonK HERALD.
PRINCETON, Oct. 12.-The Princeton
varsity was ragged in It's workout to-
day, both on the offense and defense.
The line showed up especially weak, the
Omelets breaking through for substan-
tial gains. The regulars scored twice
against the scrubs. Jack Cleaves carry
ing over the first touchdown and Dick
Schackleford the second.
One of the few redeeming features OF
the scrimnlage was Peck Euwers' 80
yard run through open field. Shackle-
ford. however, was the outstanding
player OF tho afternoon. This sophomore
was only recently taken on the training
table and has been showing up so we'll
of late that he is likely TO get in Satur-
days contest
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
$4,000 Are Expected
to See Yalc-Iowa Game

n FEW HAVEN. Oct. 1.-THE
M Yale football management
\ expects TO hand up a bowl
attendance record Saturday for an
early season game. for more than
$4,000 tickets will be sold for the
Iowa contest. Arrangements for hand
ling the crowd have been suddenly
expanded to almost the proportions
of a Princeton game, with the press
box reserved because of the demand
for seats In it and special corps OF
student ushers and guards.
Tickets for the game have been
placed with newspapers in several
parts OF Connecticut and the OUTLOOK
In for automobile traffic to and from
the city OF a size comparable only
with the big games at the end Of
the season.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Snap in Bulldogs Drill
as Thermometer Goes DoUn.

Special Dispatch TO THE NEw HoRK HERAp.
NEW HAVEN. Conn. Oct. 12.-The cool
weather to-day put snap into the team
and despite the many changes which
have been made in the lineup due to
injuries. the combination tried out by
Tad Jones this afternoon seemed 10
work very well.
There was no scrmmage for the var
sity but long signal drill to make up
tho greater part OF the afternoon In
preparation for the game against the
strong Iowa eleven on Saturday.
Captain Jordan. Joe Beckett, Charlie
-O'Hearn and Eddie Bench were all at
the field. but only Jordan was in uni
form.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13

strong Wesleyan outfit. This team diff
fers considerably from that which started
Saturday IN the fracas with Amherst.
However,, only two men who began in
the contest with the New Englanders are
not at present on the first string eleven,
the other changes being just position
moves.
The first eleven lined up as follows /:
Left end. Jack Billingsley; left tackle.
Gordon Stretch left guard. Franklin
Brodil; center, III. w. Blaine; right
guard, Edward Meyer; right tackle. Ed
die Fischer: right end. William b. John
son quarterback. Bob Burt left half
back. Capt. Walter Koppisch right half
back. Lou Gehrig; fullback. Ben Rod
arick
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
McAdam Is Double Victor
in Peekskill Track Meet

PEEKsKrLL, Oct. 12.--A McAdanl, the
reyly arrived sprint wonder Of the st.
Anselms A. c., ran off with the individ-
ual honors by winning the 100 and 22o
yard dashes from back marks at the
crack and field meet of the American
Legion here to-day.
McAdam broke his novice at Celtic
Park just six weeks ago and since then
he has won twelve of HE thirteen starts.
finishing third in the odd one. His four
firsts in the Pennsylvania Il. II cham
pionships places him in line for great
things in the coming indoor season.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Double Practice Session
for City College Candidates.

There were no classes at c.. c. n. Y.
yesterday and Coach Neville put his men
through two practice sessions In che
morning the workout was light. the lines
men being excused from practically all
the work and the backs and ends concen-
trating on running down under punts
and interference. Coach Neville did
large part of the punting himself
The touch of real football weather in
the afternoon gave added snap to the
practice and the men worked together
well. The workout ended with a 10, &
scrimmage, the last before Saturday S
game with Providence College. The
varsity had little trouble in going
through the scrubs.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Rutgers Falling in Line
for March on So. Bethlehem.

Special Dispatch to THE NEW York HERALD.
New BRUNSWICK, Oct. 12.--The ath-
letic office at Rutgers College which is
handling the sale OF tickets here for the
important Rutgers-Lehigh football battle
at South Bethlehem on Saturday, esti-
mates that more than 500 OF the 500
Rutgers students win accompany the
team Rarely has Rutgers been keyed
to such excitement over one OF Foster
Sanford's elevens as this fall
Sanford to-day decided to let we'll
enough alone and give some OF his erst-
while crippies all the chance possible to
recuperate.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Crescent Beats Sailors.

steamship Gothic Prince at Ray Ridge
yesterday afternoon. the team OF the
Crescent Athletic Club earned an easy
victory by the score of 6 goals to,1. The
game was practically decided before the
change of ends, when the New Moon
players led by 80. Croft. Scott and
Reid excelled in behalf Of the visitors.
Barriskill and Taylor were at their best
and figured conspicuously in the Crescent
victory
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Cornell Lineup in Doubt
for New Hampshire Contest.

SpecioI Dispatch 20 THE NEW YORK HEkAlD.
ITHACA, oct. 12.-Corncll brought the
weeks intensive drill to close this
afternoon with the varsity lineup for the
New Hampshire State game Saturday
still in doubt.
To-day's practice was brisk and en-
couraging. even II the full varsity
strength Is not yet available. Gouinlocls
alternated with Henderson at left end
and gave good account of himself
The New York herald., 1922-10-13

afternoon for Bronxvllle. where they
Will be quartered until just before their
game with Columbia in New York sat
urday. A large party OF undergraduates
will make the trip to see the game.
The men were given good workout
to-day, with Coach Martin. DR.. Fauver
and Assistant Coaches McGurdy and
Staller all on hand. Every man is In
good condition with the exception of
Stewart. end, who has bad knee.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Rcorranged Columbia
ElcUen to Tackle WesIe yam.

Another signal drill was tho lot OF the
Columbia football players yesterday. and
it "a expected that the athletes who made
up The first team will be tie ones TO
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
North Carolina Eleven Wins.

CHAPEL HILL, n. c.. Oct. l2.--North
Carolina University defeated Trinity
College. 20 to 0 here to-day In the frst
football game in which the two clevens
have met In thirty years.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Johnny Shugrue Wins.

WORCESTER, Mass. Oct. 12.-Johnny
Shugrue. Waterbury lightweight, had an
easy time winning q decision over Sailor
Byron OF Worcester in their ten round
bout here tonight.
The New York herald., 1922-10-13
Wesleyan to Pitch Camp
Tonight Out at BronxUiIIe.

Special Dispatch to THE New YORK IIEaALp.
MrpnLErowN, Conn, oct. t2.--Coach
Fred Martin and squad of twenty four
Wesleyan sridmcn viii leave tomorrow
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
TAX ASSESSORS NOTICE

will meet the property owners Nevada county at the times and phc listed below for the purpose of all'' ing them to assess their personal pri erty, also the per capita tax
 Under the new township asSessma law, all property must he assessed the township where it is located g before the Township Board while session in said township or pay 2 penalty of p per cent of all taxes ta Non-reSidents are refuired 10 furnii the assessor with verified lists of prl erty in each township, on or before ' day listed for said township, proylds the nonresident has no agent in sl township.
 Prescott, Mo. Tp., Thursday Jn 1St. to and including June 10th.
 C. c. WOOSLEY. AssesscfI
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
TIGHTENING THE MOOSE

The Prohibition Enforcement De partment gave the rope that is around the neck of the bootlegger and is stranging the life out of him, anoth"f tw st last week when new regulations were made governing the manufacture and issuance of withdrawal permit blanks and physicians prescription blanks.
 Under the new regulations il will l." as djff,cult to counterfeit these blanks as it is to counterfeit currency. In fact. it will be q more difficult task because of q verifcation blank to he issued with each blank
 Gradually but certainly bonded warehouse leaks are being stopped. The chances for the boozer to obtain real liquor now are about one out Of q hundred-which means that this l. about his chance of escaping the un dertaker if he drinks the stuff the bo0tlegger now has to offer.
 That is one big reason why the hoot- logging business is doomed. - The American Issue.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

t.neu.shed Democrat, and one of the leaders on that side. He is not de- ceiXed by the song sung every few days by the Republican leader MT. MondelD, and l have been expecting the gentleman from Wyoming (Mr. MoudelD before we adjourn today to eXpatiate on the wonderful harmony between the Republican organization in this House and the Chief Executive.
 Langhter.) can understand how the gentleman from Wyoming will answer the question of the gentleman from Oklahoma. l am not going to answer it; but you go to your con Stituents in November and answer that question. That is what they are going to ask you and every other Republican about your legislation. (Applause and laughter)
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
A LITTLE CHILD AND
 A SMALL BASKET

Representative Wingo, Democrat, Texas.1 was discussing the bill to regulate the size of baskets and hamp CTS in which the farmer must ship his products. when Representative Her rick CRep Okla inventor of Her rick's Giant Yellow corn and Copper Faced Hereford cattle, brought on the following colloquy:
 Mir Herrick How large baske' would he required to put in it all the good that this Congress has done for the common people. and how old would a child have to he in order to be able 10 carry that basket? uaughter)
 MT. Wingo MT. Chairman, can appreciate the inquisitive mind of the gentleman from oklahoma. a repreSen- tative of the Republican party upon this floor. overwhelmingly elected by q great constituency against dis
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
WE ARE MORE THAN LUCKY

Do you ever stop to think how lucky We of this country are. or do you put in most of the time grouch ing because it is not exactly Para disc OF Garden of Eden: If we would take more time to figure up our thou sands of blessings and less time la menting that we each do not possess thousand millions like Oily John, which would be more of a curse than a blessing if we did have it, We would enjoy more real happiness and our digestion would be fifty per cent bet ter.
 How would you like 10 he a Rus sian and starye to death? How would you relish being a Chinaman and earn ing six cents worth of rice for a days work that would break burro's back? How lovely if would be to he any Of these wooden-Shoe Europeans and eX- pect your next door neighbor to cut your throat with d sharp sinkersnee most any moment. and have your gov ernment actually impoverish you. in- stead of only stealing fourth. as 1t does here. We have the richest coun- try on the face of the earth. richest in gold and richest i'll all the blessings ,and good things which speak for pro gresS. prosperity and the joy of living. We are big hearted, generous peo- pie. and have helped out all the rest of the world to the tune of hundreds of millions. and have taken joy out of the giving We have been and are glad and happy To be able to do these great kndneS>eS for our fellow men Tlenty we hardly miss il. and prove !, ith ii that we have the milk of hu- man kindness flowing in oar breasts. as well as human SeliishneSS We have happy homes well stocked with food. raiment. player pianos and other canned music. and a Lizzie out in the garage We have as Il general uIle, plenty of employment al q wage that inSureS comfort Us well aS living Our caildren have the benefits ot the finest public school system If educa- ton the world ever knew. We raise enough agricultural products To feed the world We have millions of loved ones in our family circles. kind friends and good neighhors. We have no great public disasters or plaques. We have good health, splendid ap- pefiteS and plenty to feed them with. All of which should breed in us Il spirit of contentment and happiness.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
PARAGRAPHIC PITH

The male mustache rubs off the \ male complexion.
 This is the season of the year whs women fall from stepladders.
 Normalcy will not come until na quit wearing wrist watches.
 All lawbreaHers and some law nal CTS are mental defectives.
 If you would escape misery, stra gle to keep out of poverty.
 Half a million appropriated to pu ish grafters. Use it,
 We need less noise in this cOunnl and less big black headlines.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
BOTH POISONOUS AND FILTHY

The chief enforcement officer in the Federal Prohibition Enforcement De partmrni of Ohio declares that if the fellows who are riSking their lives hy bootleg whisky would follow T Prohibition agent for twentyfour hours and see mder what conditions fheir hooze K manufactured, they would he cured for life
 He declares that in only one instance in all the months of raids of stills that he has made has he found still that was sanitary.
 The National Prohibition Enforce ment Office announces that 9S out f every 100 samples of bootleg tested hy the department are poison.
 So by the evidence il appears that the stuff people are now drinking in violation of the Prohibition law is both filthy and poisonous. If these drink CTS have no respect for the Constitu- ton of the United States at least re- spect for their own health ought to prompt them to give the bootlegger a wide berth.-The Amer.can Issue.
 lIav. .Jfl vXa ovor l-na, ,,,auax in .;r
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are in run down eor'1 tion will notice that Catarrh bothers ths much more than when they are in g' health. This fact proves that while ~ tarrh is local disease. it is greatly ' fiuenced by constitutional condhca HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE b Tonic and acts through the blood upa the mucous surfaces of the body, tl reducing the inflammation and assisaa Nature in restoring normal conditiom
 All Druggists. Circulars free.
 F J. Cheney & Co.,. Toledo, Ohio.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

The flaring billbOards that oblterate the scenery and proclaim 10 an anX- ious world that Bile Beans are Good for Bilious BoObs. are in full bloom this spring. the late frosts not having hurt them q particle.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

When John D. Rockefeller goes to church each Sunday, he is accompanied by two detectives. This, we believe, is the first record of detective ever go- ing to church.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
Thinkographs
--o-.-.-

Money cannot fill our needs;
 Bags of gold have little worth; Thoughtful words and kindly deeds
 Make q heaven here on earth.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
Why Mir. N. Windsor (R. I.) Put Up
 with Rats for Years

Years ago got some rat poison. which nearly fnied our hne watch dog. We put up with rats anul mend told me about Rat-Snap. Ii surely kih rats. though house pets won, touch it." Raj. ay up and leave DO smell. Prices. 35e. o5e, 312s.
 Sold and guaranteed by Hesterly Drugstore < Prese0ttHdw. Co
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

If Lenine is as small physically as he is mentally and morally, he'd have to be guarded after death or the cat would drag him out on the floor
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01
DOI ID OUT P. D. Q.

Having had all other kinds of weeks. why not Golden Rule week
 I'pholding the Government and hold ing il up are TWO different things
 Big steel companies are merging. IL will then he spelled steal
 Morse and other big ship men face ponitentiary fer fraud Make it life.
 Dick Croker left S3,000000 graft money and heirs are now fighting for it.
 Individuals put through deals quick ly. Congress takes years.
 Will somebody kindly inform us what the smart set are smart about.
 \. Y calls it's new statue Civic Virtue" something it never had.
 A fool and his money go to the un- dertaker and the bootlegger.
 There is separate name now for all of the 52 weeks of the year.
 What you SOW you reap-if the bugs and chickens don't beat you to it.
 tongreSsmen and Senators all agree that each wants reelection.
 Marriage always cures men of mushy poetry.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Make q heaven here on earth.
 The flaring billbOards that obliterate the scenery and proclaim 10 an anx ious world that Bile Beans are Good for Bilious Boobs. are in full bloom this spring the late frosts not having hurt them q particle.
 If Lenine is as small physically as he is mentally and morally, he'd have to be guarded after death or the cat would drag him out on the floor.
 Chicago labor Headers" threaten another HaymarKtt riot. and the po- lice have received threats of burning the city IL is mighty good thing that immigration restriction has been ex- tended another three years. Chicago is two-thirds foreign population.
 The dispatches state that the Kaiser is showing signs of religious mania. Probably that is what he had when he imagined he was in partnership with God in the war business.
 France refuses to believe that Ger many's new form of government has changed the nature of the governed ill so short a time. The logic has merit
 During the past eight years our Uncle Samuel has given to Europe'S starving people food to the value of from four to five billion dollars And vet they scheme and plot over there to tip us out of everything they pos Sibly can
 Jack Dempsey is to fight a negro in Canada July l. The ngger is probably as good as he is, at that Brute force ill man means but little. Any chimpanzee could kill Dempsey in half minute.
 Italy has not single coal mine in all her territory. and the wonder IS how the newspapers there get along with no coal mine strikes to make headlines ont of
 Lady Astor says Christianity and common sense will cure all the ills at- fecting capital and labor. No doubt. But the difficulty lies in getting the prescription filled.
 InaSmuch as there k derned fool born every minute as well as q sucker, when motorist gets killed trying to beat the train to the crossing there will he another along in minute.
 Paris has decreed that from now on skirts shall be worn ankle length. and some Chicago women who showed up  there this week were gnyed for wear ing them mp to their knees That leg show business could not hope to he per manent Women have too much sense for that. II could he hut passing fad
 K
 The Genoa conference has turned ont Ia he a supreme fizzle aS might have been expected when lot of cats and dogs are dumped in the same sack. Now they are to hold another confer enct at the Hague.
 K
 Riches do not always score.
 Loving words are better far. Just one helpful act is more
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Attorney Genera Dougherty has S100.000. GOO of the war contract steals lined up, and is only getting started. The |. x Grand Jury intends 10 make a cleanup.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

One writer says that if Lady Godiva, who rode naked through the streets were here and pulled that off now it would not attract much attention. eX cept that she was riding horse in stead of a ear.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

When John D. Rockefeller goes to church each Sunday, he is accompanied by two detectives. This, we believe, is the first record of detective ever go- ing to church.
 The only persons we know of that live more than a hundred years are such characters in the comic strips as the Katzenjammers and Mutt and Jeff.
 There are always lots of things sug- gested for the overworked and tired brain-worker Why not something for editors: Or are they not expected 10 have brains?
 Judging by what the delegates to Genoa have accomplished, the nations that are putting mp for their board and lodging are being stung.
 It will be observed that Chauncey Depew's views on how to keep young did not prevent him from becoming SS years old the other day.
 When two fellows get to arguing, and one passes the buck and the other gets his goat. why, they are only swap ping animals.
 Senator Borah says this Government must recognize the Soviet mob of Rus sia. We trust he does not represent the intelligence of Idaho.
 The Japanese call their 5000 tele- phone girls. "moshi mashi girls. That is not what We call ours when we get the wrong number
 One writer says that if Lady Godiva, who rode naked through the streets. were here and pulled that off now it would not attract much attention. ex cept=tha she was riding horse in stead of ear
 Attorney General Dougherty has S1O0 .00000 of the war contract steals lined up, and is only getting started. The |. x Grand Jury intends 10 make a cleanup.
 A turtle lives four 10 five hundred years. but who i'll blazeS wants to be turtle What has he got to live for any way Now they have some sort of dope to make people live 150 years, but we have some doubts as to whether We want to hang around here that long or not, Life gets to be pretty much of a chestnut after one gets so old he can't chew anything but the rag.
 II k said that what we eat we are That being the case lot of us had better let up on the prunes.
 Why do they call ii shortcake: II k moi the cake that is short hut the ber- rieS
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

The Japanese call their 5000 tele- phone girls. "moshi mashi girls. That is not what we call ours when we get the wrong number.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Ladies spring styles suggest the slogan, never put off till tomorrow putting off what you can put off to- day
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Chicago labor leaders threaten another HaymarKet riot. and the po- lice have received threats of burning immigration restriction has been ex- tended another three years. Chicago is twO-thirds foreign population.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

The only persons we know of that live more than a hundred years are such characters in the comic strips as the KatZenjammers and Mutt and Jeff.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Senator Borah says this Government must recognize the Soviet mob of Rus Sia We trust he does not represent the intelligence of Idaho.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

There are always lots of things sug gested for the overworked and tired brain-worker. Why not something for editors: Or are they not expected to have brains?
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

Judging by what the delegates to Genoa have accomplished, the nations that are putting mp for their board and lodging are being stung.
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

How did We ever keep money in cir before the auto industry?
The Nevada County picayune., 1922-06-01

According to the testimony Banker Stillman hribed that Indian guide to give mp letters written to him by Mrs Stllman (FifiD. i'll which she declares she loved the very pores of his skin. As to whether Stillman loved the pores of the skin of the dame he was trail ing around in yacht with has not de veloped yet. but he probably did. Too bad the pair of them can't he dumped in the ocean along with the other gar bage.