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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

NOM. The home talent was starting to get rough
ana DAISY vas about TO blow OF, herself, and let
MN have some Of her Northern vocabulary with
ner southern inflection-when up the walk
Daddy:
Though rarely credited in the Dixie songs.
daody vas welcome sight 70 the rolling stone.
he looked a. her twice through his spectacles.
MIXED his whiskers, and drawled:
"all-Ahu be tarnation hornswoggIed-it's
Daiseh."
Yep, It's ne, pop" gasped the rolling stone.
This hyah nut thinks Ann crahn' 70 jimmen
ne joint"
The policeman, who hadn't any too much use"
for the old codger. who had been every sort Of
scalawag that the limited scope Of the suburb az
forded, coughed and walked off mu.tering
thing toward the end that he hadn't missed it
much when he thought the old mans daughter
staggered in with her "keisters" and before she
had her awry hat off he was complaining that
tricks were very tough and that things in general
were very boil weev
"Whahs nanny" asked Daisy.
"Who?" asked pop. "Oh-ma! She's in Gin
c'natta-her funny OF sisteh's abaout kick Off.
Hope she'll remember some OF heb relations, too,
with what little she'll leave, becuss It's eho been
punk araoun' hyah this Winteh."
This was a bodybIow Mammy-to whom the
rolling stone had come rolling home-was in Gin
ctnnatti: of all places TO be! No song had ever
even limited at such contingency, such posi-
bnty And how were Eph-Pete and Luke-and
Fanny?
On, Luke had disappeared-he was a rolling
stone; had gotten into bad ways IN town, mixed
up with bunch Of fumble-fingered doormat
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

Moth. and t1s cade1ces u the contsn*ed 6zrzies
singing plantation r1nes, although VIA: sns
znembered most about theEn was that her no.he.
vas always complaining of The servant problem
and the IN puderce q tie Tencheg who wanted
y hte wages and two nights week of,
And l. began % creep upon Daisy thai she
rolling stone and that she Io1ged for her sunny
Southland and taat she had been neg1ectirg her
nanny and that she ought 10 Sand restlessIy in
Z bleak Northern depot and fret and hdget untu
the train started that would bring her rolling
home, never 10 mo % roam. The last part of j.
sne never Contemplated FOR Z second but &
rhyned and I, seemed 70 belong Ike the tail
light On Lizzie or me scQu.ttsI a. q womaas
trial toE murdsr
Yes-s1e would roll home
And home sae rolled
She felt decided clutch and little quicker
ing Of the heart when she realized that she was
really doing What all the imaginary Southern
renegades had done In 80 many q popuar-priced
song The wheels zeemed 10 sing:
I'm Just roH,ng stons, a-roIltn9 home
"%eeah II rum tram ny nanny an Ephr'm a"
Sammy
"Eeroh NJ ae2 tram the or cabtm do
In Geo'gtq ~ba ne Nt5stppt froUs the
suonee sho
"Oh-h-h~b~b BG~d-q-q-1m y-y-g-gr'
Sire got Of IN Atlanta on rather coolis1 day.
T'tcre grooming Of pickanicn.eg % be
heard She hadn't sIept well on the rain and
she vas hungry SO she hoped a yellow taxi
ami EFT 10 hotel owned b. 2 syndicate IT New
YORK, had some juice and some Chicago
ham. ard grabbed al interurban RATHER for tina
outskirts, where the Of folks hung out
The thrill hadn't entirely teen ratified or evap-
Grated out Of her system. After al, II Dixie
and Il II weren't superior sort OF place how
could 50 manE people sing SO much about 1t:
When she got eff at the familiar corner. three
blocks distant from the OIL log cabin. which was
Western exposure, there wasn't cab in sight.
Daisy had TWO heavy bags. There was nothing
20 do but hoo' It. She had left the North rather
lightly clad in anticipation OF the pilgrimage TO.
ward the sunshine and the mochng birds and the
December weather Dir sharper than the
songs ever Ve1tured to mention. But she made it.
Her teeth chattering bit her arms stretched
full inch and numb in all the tendons, her cute
hat trife tpsy she Topped the luggage On the
top step and pushed the electric bell at the Of
cabin DO.
Again sire pushed-and once more. No answer
Here was nice TODD. She had come rolling
home, conscience snged and brimmirg over, and
here she was, cold weary-and nobody home.
She tried the basement door-locked She
tried the back door-double locked No picks
chillun saw a strange woman fussinz about. and
and told a policeman. who dumped over
and demanded to know who she thought she was
and what she thought she trying to get at
She explained that she daughter Of the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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stone come rolling
hone-to her home in
Tennessee. The cop
looked 81 he curious
IL and mentioned that
she was e long way
rom Tenn egsee and
the whole thing sound
I'd very fshy-very
6shy. indeed-and she
would have 70 come
with hin.
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best Southern accen,
on him. But il was a
Azziing flop. II vas
no novelty 10 hin-te
had one Of MS OWL.
Il began 10 look as
though Dixie Daisy
was about 70 get her
first ride IN q patrol
wagon, she who had
hoodwinked and be-
fuddled the beet
sharD-shooters among
the picked front office
dicks" Of the big
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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Lift Z rattle from .
baby without turning
IN q riot call, so ne
blew lis bail and
beat went up
Moth. NOS lahklen-
Peter as still
arzoun', the lazeh
loateh-iring Of the
family and getting
himself generally II
bad-nevah did have
no saiose. that
tnayah Pete. And
Fanny?
Here the old man
signed and fu-rowed
his old Erinkled
brow more deeply.
Fanny
d ais G h." 4 :
sighed, that thayah
sisteh o youn il
the mos' wo'thless
trash in Geo'gia- "
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

alive with music and the royalties Piled IL
VI the G!osburgs and the Kellys ard the other
t1Dzo oards who went gouth with the money
E0urh FAR the baok On the South end Of
Longacre Square.
Dixie Daisy q true rolling stone who had rolled
ar.ozs the GssonDizon line-and hsd @yolled"
many 9lctln4 among the enemy TankE-used 10
c1.oy many q chOrIe over the absurd bluFbE-
When sae heard stout character women and lean
co.aics IN tIg1t trousefs stop Their Kidding, ste2
into the am1er spot, respectfully remove the
prop aat ~ rnaleJ and go into : so10lUg SET
sion with ne latest Dixie classic and "s-oy the
A5ow," she Lad herself many quiet glgg.c.
:, took more than ths surefire stuff from the
surefrs s,aH OF the saset.music publishers 70
make Der feel blue and homesick, In the par
'lcuIsr suburo u the individual town in C@o'gia
Whence she had sprung Oeapsd would answer,
,ooy, the suwanee wasn't anywhere IN eight. She
had seen that river once-once was enough, She
had no nanny jimmy, In truth, she wag white
30 she was out Of luck, for most Of the nanny
songs seem 10 have black application, though
they are nagally hammered by many Caucasians
g?no dom. scent the difference.
Dsisy had no recollectious Of leveeg, co'n.pons,
,Dosgum steamboats mules or drumming banios.
She knew nobody 3, all named EDhrsiul, and very
few people in the South named Sammy, though In
yell She had mother; alEo father. The
father doesn't seem TO belong, somehow, in the
southern picture-ths songwritsrs never mention
him except TO ell In q line
Where Daisy had spent her youth, there we're
y,rest cars telephones. canned vegetables, phono
grarhE curling irons table d notes ana other
modern blessings and she had never really missed
The moonlight on de ribba or the snowy fields OF
white She had rolled away on a train equipped
eritb Pullnans, and she had written postal home
every month or so, therefore had never fe!t tnaE
s,lnging grief over having so long neglected her
al black nanny which the song poets from Rus
LA and Flatbush all seemed to stag-er under.
And 80 Dixie Daisy, who occasionally fell into
2 vaudeville theatre, had no conscience gna#ing
al her vttalg when tramp juggler tore off his
brimless hat and tore into his Dixie lament while
hts partner accompanied him on buck-saw that
he tickled with hammer.
She realized, OF course, that she every day
drawing down more royalties on the vast free ad
yertising that these pluggerB were giving the re-
zion of her birth. Her Southern dialect was frank
and orthodox: and she found the world giving her
kindly, soft glances on the presumption that she
was a half-orphan. that she was rolling stone
that she was bitterly homesick for her sweet
South, that she was far, far away from the old
folks and that she was Ephraimless and bereft
stranger in a hostile land OF jobbing firms
elevator apartments.
She had Dixieaccented herself out OF many
tight squeeze and into many soft spot The great
mass OF symps by and affection that the fashion
in stage songs had built asset. And when
she saw travelling men from Milwaukee and pool.
sharks from Newark stand up and weep aud cheer
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-17

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, 1922-05-05
"GOLD COAST" BAZAAR
PURCHASES ARE STOLEN

CHICAGO. May 5.-A Eoore OF
Chicago society women were o
de-1nr whether they would
receive various a-iicles purchased
at the spring bazaar Of n Won
ems Exchange in a leadins hotci.
- truck delivering purchases along
the God Coast In the evening was
stopped by robbers who made away
with the entire load valued at
about 5000. and while police later
found .he empty machine they were
still searching today for its con
tents.
The sale was IN charge of Mrs.
Edward L Cudahy. the exchange
president Dozens Of prominent
women patronized tho bazanr yes
terday. buying anug7es. needle
work. nosligee and fancy work.
made mostly by women who have
no other means Of livelihood. The
exchange Is maintained to provide
a market for their work
Mrs. Cudahy said h feared the
women Whose handiwork the bazaar
Rad sold would be the losers. as the
, 1922-05-05
MEN IN CHARGE
OF IRRIGATION
ARE APPOINTED
Governor Carey Announces
List of Water Commission
ers for AL Sec
tons.

CHEYENNE. wyo. May 5-Gov-
ernor Cary today announced the ap-
polntmen; OF the following water com
missioners=
Divis5on l-Fred Hirsig, Cheyenne.
district /. Harry Marlatt. Touington,
district 2: Frank NJ Foss, Diamond.
district George " Grant Mill
brook. district 4. George n. Grant,
Nfnlbrook. district 5; A ]. Kennaday.
Saratoga. district 7. George l. Gid
con, Bagys. disdict s. Emil Janer-
man. Split Rock, district 10; William
Bird. Casper. district IL: Alvey Dixon.
Rock River. district Il: +. c. Howard.
Douglas. dtstrict Is: Harry C. Young,
Glenrock, district 1s: d. F. Sommer.
Grant. district II; A. l. Bishop. ST..
Marshall. district is; Harry c. Young.
GIenrock. district s1; Frank Cowdin.
Leo. district %: Fred RoedlngeT.
Glendo. district %.
Division 2-R Anderson, Newcastle
district /: Horace r. SnLder. Buffalo.
district .: Fred FTrnekas. Buffalo. dis
tr1ct 5: G. c. Morrow. Sheridan. dis
trict (; Ben Ketchum, Dayton, dis
trict s: Andrew Hoaslan, Parkmnn,
district 6: Guy Ia Smith. Mayoworth,
district s: Ere Todd. Ucross. district
9.
Division 3-Rhtnhard Krutz. Ian
der. district !: walter Thiess. Lander
district :; A Ray. Lucerne. district 4;
T. z. Robinson. Thermopolis, district
3: d. G. Brown. Tensleep. district 6:
William Bradley, Shell, district z;
Frank ]. Sims. Burlington district 3;
J. d. Buchanan. Cody, district .;
David Parker. Clark, district 10; JOS
W. Twidale. Lost Cabin. district IL;
Ed NJ. Zig, Hyattvarle. district ~:
Arthur Clayton. Woriand, district IS;
N. A. Paddock, Hues. district Is;
Charles J.. Granger, Pavilion. dis
trict 10: Car, C. Lewis. Winchester.
district IT: ~. D.. Harris. Lowell. dis
trict is: a. W. Barndt. Kane, district
10.
Division ALBERT Mau, Cokevf1le,
, 1922-05-05
MATERNITY ACT
is HELD invalid

BOSTON. Mass, May 5.-Jrhe Shep-
pard-Towner act. providing for federal
and state cooperation in promoting
maternity and infancy welfare and
hygiene was declared to be unconstitu-
tional in an opinion given the legisla-
ture t State Attorney General
Allen. In his opinion he said congress
a exceeded its authority In that the
legislation involved police powers
which were reserved exclusively TO the
states. He suggested that Massachu-
sets might well test the validity of
the act In the supreme court
, 1922-05-05

exchange would Le competed TO
return the money - those who did
not; receive their purchases
The COMMITTEES Includes Mrs. ].
Ogden Armour. Mrs w. c. Pull
man. Airs. J. o. watkins. Mr..
Thomas r. Lyon, Mrs. Joha ".
Gary. Mrs Alden swirl. NJ Rob
ert F. Carr. Mrs. william c Sage
and Mrs. Robert Durham.
, 1922-05-05

district ?: VIII n. Thomas. Mountain
View, district ); David Dean, Evan
ston, district 4: z. J. Meyer. Farson.
district 6; B. N. Tibbals. Boulder. dis
trict Z: b. o.. Gardner. Alton. district
s: Oritn Black, Big Piney. district 10;
Clate Stacey, Daniel. district IL,
George w1eEland, Pinedale. district
Il; o. F.. Williams. Jackson. district
-; Roy p. Perkins. Burnt Fork, dis
trict 16; Joseph A. Skinner. sr., Bed
ford. district IT.
, 1922-05-05
ONE GLENR0GK lEGGER
AMONG DOZEN IN COURT

CHEYENNE. WyoA May 6.@An
even dozen bootleggers-eieven from
Ravlins and o from Glenrock-
pleaded guilty in federal curt here
this week Nearly all were sentenced
to zines OF $500.
, 1922-05-05

Jeweiy and v-scn repairing ~ en-
pert workmen- All work guaranteed
Casper Jsweiry MIG Co. o.+S Bldg-
al-r
, 1922-05-05

Everything in ours sale is high quality and the prices spell Big Bargains for the Buyer
he bargains can be had at our sale. Everything in ted store reduced propordonahy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-30
CHURCH is CALLED
UPON TO EXERT ITS
INFLUENCE IN STRIKE

| WASHINGTON, AUX 3O.--rhc
church is called upon to exert it's
greatest efforts to bring the Chris
I tian spirit OF fairness and good will
/ into the economic order, to teach
| christian principles and to insist up
on their application to industry, IN
the Labor hay sunday message of
, the commission on the church and
social service OF the federal council
of churches.
The message deals with Industrial
conditions during the last year, and
Expresses sympathy with oreaniEcd
labor In the coal and railway situa'
tions, saving that both are due 10
the madcQuacy of earnings ot the
men That the financial conditions
OF certain OF the railroads may have
made the reductions for their cm'
ploycs appear desirable, 1t says, adds
only 10 the seriousness W the situa-
tion.
The message declares that the
shopmcn are fighting for the very
life of their union and that where
such war of determination Is he.
ing wagcd, employers can only expect
ultimate moral defeat. The mcSsag,
deplores that the twelve hour work
ing day Is still in effect in the steel
industry and asserts Shat apparent
ly Il will require all the continued
moral pressure of the church To com.
pletc the reformation of the indus.
try"
After pointing out that health and
happiness are. generally speaking,
necessary to the attainment Of the
higher life and that the church can.
not be indifferent TO the physical
well-being OF its people. which de-
pends so largely ON their economic
status, the message declares that
Christian teachings rs applied 10 In
dustry include three cardinal prin.
ciplcs: the worth OF personality.
brotherhood as between all those en-.
gagged In industry. and the motive OF
service.
Regretting that I'VE are still in
period where the dominant note in
the industrial world Is one OF strife
and controversy" the message says
there probably never was time
when there was more bitterness and
conflict. some OF II due TO misunder.
standing between employers and
workers and some OF II unfortunate
ly due 10 a very clear understanding
of hostile aims and purposes"
After stating that the public T.
more conscious OF the unpleasant and
disastrous results OF Industrial dis.
putes and IS often ignorant OF the
major facts OF It's judgmen, dictated
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-30

by considerations OF srlf.intrrrst
rather Than of mstIc, and right. tho
mcssar, asserts many Of the strikes
which bayc occurred during the per.
ioa of depression have resulted from
Il tendency to "dcTlntr" labor ton.
dcncy which. Il adds. In part IL to he
tpkcn for granted with the recession
of priccs and of living costs and a
corresponding dcfla,ion cf the farm.
or.
1T cannot he too often repeated. ="
the message says. that high wages
during the war were by no means SO
general ms believed aud that the de-
mopd for reduction nf wages In
proportion to the reduction In living
costs has been made without refer.
cncc 10 the fact tina, wages prior tn
the war were too low and cannot
fairly be taken as basis OF wage de.
termination.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-30

o.Nfl, Held artillery. $1,000 to H.,
i73: coast artillery. from 10000 "a
i2.o2G. engineers, from i2.0on to o.,
O2O. air service from 10000 to 800
and signal corps. from 5000 to g.
iSI In non-combatant branches. tho
quartormlstrr corps was reduced
fram 2o.0OO to 5000, ordnance from
$50" to 2,3oi. finance. 900 To- 500
chemical warfare. from 200 10 iii;
medical from 1900 To- G.S5O.
tHdcr the reduction plan thcrc
remain available for usc In continrn
tai Z. $. p6,723 enlisted men FOR
tho performance of IN" many dutic,
assigned under the national defence
act" This number includes about I. =.
0oo men stu In Germany.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-30
ANYTHING you WANT

II there's anything yon wish.
From q hooby horse to fish,
Read the ads.
Or n rocking chair or dish.
Motor car or Lille Gish,
II there's anything you wish,
Read the ads.
II you want railroad ride
or a raincoat or a bride,
Read the ads.
Or coat OF camels hide,
Or fattened porker's side,
Or the ebbing OF the tide.
Read the ads.
II you want some place to go,
lf you want to see show.
Read the ads.
II you'd like to take row,
Buy pitchfork or hoe:
u you'd cause the wind to blow.
Read the ads.
II there's anything you need,
Lemonade. or garden seed.
Read the ads.
You don't have to beg or plead
Till II makes your spirit bleed
Just to get the things you need -
Read the ads.
II you want to buy fence,
Make some dollars and some cents.
Read the ads.
Whether you are wise or dense,
IL will make no difference,
You can get your rccompense--
Read the ads.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-30
WEDNESDAY. August 30, iosa.
MUTUAL AID
(Eugcne GuardD

A CALIFORNIA visitor. stopping
"a the other day at Eugene. as
serted that Oregon and California
should get together for mutual pro-
motion. Each, he said, has attri-
bu,cs comrlemen,ing the other, and
80 closer cooperation will be mum-
ally beneficial. That is sound doc
trine. Between these two states in
the past there has been too much
Misunderstanding and also TOO much
lack OF understanding.
In the next decade or so. Calilorni.
Is going to prove oregon's stepping
stone to greater DEVELOPMENT. Thanks
TO great natural resources and a ma
turai aptitude for seeking and get
ting publicity. California is today
highly developed and populous. She
is already Oregop's best customer
and is going to be better customer
vet in the coming years. The cities
of California will provide an inereas-
ing market for the products of Ore
CONS farms and forests.
In addition, California will prove
10 be a reservoir from which Oregon
vii, draw the new population she
needs. Caiiforaia's pioneer opportu'
mites are passing. but California
people are learning that in oregon
the remarkable development that mss
been seen I'm the southern state can
be duplicated. Hence Caliiornians
in increasing numbers are coming
here 10 make their homes. They are
valuable settlers, for they undersiani
our conditions and are ready to go
10 work.as soon ks-tssy arrive
From the tourist standpoint Ore
gon and California complement, each
other admirably. Southern Califor-
mia attracts the rurrt IN thgwinte-.
and Western oregon atuacis him IN
the summer. Thus year-ronnd
program is provided and The resat
Is an increased flow of'toursts. "I
Oregon In the past has been 'n'i'n-
ed 10 he Jealous OF Calitornia's great
or progress. and this jealousy has
found expression in jibes and sneers.
California. through a lack Of know
ledge OF the facts. has loo!'ei upon
Oregon as a rain-soakef wilderness
and has given II little thought, The
associations that are following com
pietion OF the paved Pacific hlgh-
wav are hound TO he beneficial al
around.