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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-18
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No prediction that the U. S. was
going to the dogs has ever come true.
1t Is easy to make a monkey out
of a man when you get him up a
tree.
Chicago prisoners are kicking
about the way the jail is run. 1t
must be too combining.
The radio set doesn't keep as
many at home as the onion set.
Our idea of a bad insurance risk
is an innocent bystander.
He who dances doesn't always
pay the piper-it's often the bother.
Illinois woman judge is holding
court in her home. That's where
they usually lay down the law.
Why not do something for the
veterans who are about done for?
There are grown-up people in New
York who think Mexico is a suburb.
Dempsey refused TO so up in a
French airplane. Jack always was
Noted for his fast headwork.
Anybody can solve our problems:
but few get the right answers.
Distance lends enchantment to a
debt
II music is the language of love a
aaynnhnna ntaver hates e~VerVhndy.
Some days our rotten ball team
loses and some days our fine ball
team wins.
When they sign a treaty in Ire
land, everybody ducks.
A politician is a man who expects
to clean up by singing mud.
The electric iron is a great con-
v~enience for men also. When con-
nected properly it cannot be thrown.
Presence make the June brides
heart grow fonder.
Let's lend Russia the money she
wants on condition we use her u
try for trying the Stillman case.
Job was patient; but Job never
waited on a street car.
The fine thing about being a far
mer is you eve have to leave hone
to go to the country.
No woman is an old maid until she
admits it.
We swould hate to be Babe Ruth
/ and have to make all those home
runs or get laughed at.
Women don't play ball because the
players are too far apart to talk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-18

The radio set doesn't keep a
m.any at home as the onion set.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-18

Our idea of a bad insurance risi
is an innocent bystander.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-18
Bible Thought For Today

SEEK THE GOOD WORD:-Heaviness in The heart
OF man makelh il sloop: but a good word maketh ii glad
Proverbs II: %.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25

Lumbago

This is a rheumatism of the
muscles of the back. 1t comes
on suddenly and is quite painful,
Every movement a%ggravates the
disease. Go to bed, keep quiet
and have chamberlain Liniment
applied and a quick recovery
may be expected. Mrs. F. j.
Damn, Brockport. N. Y; writes:
Il can honestly say that Cham
berlain's Liniment cured me of
lumbago a year ago lastsummer.
When 1 began using it, | was
flat on my back in bed and could
not turn to the left or right. |
had a bottle of Cham berlain's
Liniment in the house and this
was applied to my back. 1t
promptly drove away the pains
and aches"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
OBITUARY

Wanita. June White, eldest
daughter of r & White
was born Oct 1s, 1918 and died
May 4, 1922, age 8 years, {
months, and 49, days. Sickness
was brief and death was sudden,
While It's sad to have her nc
more with us, yet it has made
Heaven dearer to us by the ties
of nature. Wait for us in your
bright and happy home, dear
We are coming soon t. meet YOU
in our Fathers home so free from
suffering and death.
We offer our heartfelt thanks
to the many friends who in any
way aided and sympathized will
US in this our trial.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
johnson Items.
We are having some nice weat.
=
her at present.

We are having some nice weat.
her at present.
Gertrude Henslee visited Mrs
W, Ii. lien>lee one day last week.
Miss Audrey Henslee called Oh
Juanita Ilenslee Friday.
Jess Findley, wife and family
called on Elihu Moudy's Sunday
Miss Jhaniia Henslee, who has
been visiting her Aunt, Mrs
Bertha Adamson, returned home
Wednesday,
w. II. Findlny and wife and
iIarve IIenslee called on Bao
iIen>lee THURSDAY.
Manard Williams and Hadan
Coday went fishing Sunday.
|. Mrs. Dora Box and daughters
called at lIadan Coday's Sunday
evening.
Waiter HrnSlre, wife and fam
lily visited w. ii. Hensl,e Sunday
Hiram HenSlee of Waynesvillt
Mo. is visiting his Aunt and Un
Gle, Mr., and Mrs. Lou Campbell
Charley Morelan, wife and
daughter Opal, visited at f. M
Mor,lan's Sunday.
Guss I~IrnSlep, wife and sol
Joe called at laden Coday.s Sun
day morning.
Harve Hcnslee and daughter
Audrey, Guss Iienslee and wifi,
and Juani,a tlenslee attended
Sunday School at the Penticosta
Church Sunday.
Pete and Sally.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
HERE AND THERE

W. sure had Il fine rain which
we all should BE- very thankful
for.
Mrs. w. M. Ra,lrr called on
Mrs. Oscar Moody Tuesday.
Miss Grace Gam has return
cd home, she has ben staying at
Oscar Moody 5.
+ Clarence B~arncttc and wife
were Sunday evening callers at
the Vonn hume.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. N, Findley
were Sundny visitors at the
Dave Fndlry home.
Clarence Baructtr and wife at
tended the musical at Tom Kinks
Friday night.
Hey Brazeal and family left
for Sanger California last We'd
ncSdav.
M T. Dugan called on Oscar
Moody Sunday evening.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
Sunny Slope.

W. sure had a fine shower last
night and every thing LOOKS fine
this morning.
Sunday School at Liberty
every Sunday, 2 O'Clock p. m
Everybody invited.
Mrs. John Mcintosh visited
Eli Mcintosh and wife Sunday.
Seth Findley and family visit
ed the formers parents, Mr.. anC
Mrs Mcintosh.
Ike Bennett and wife are the
proud parents of a newboy baby
Arrived Thursday, they named
him William Smith.
Erney Johnson has gone tt
Coffeyville Kansas where he vii
work a while.
Mrs. Grace Long visited he:
fathers Sunday, Mr. and Mrs
Williams.
Blue Eyes.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
FLAT ROCK.

Sunday school every Sunday.
Mr.. Salisbury did not come tc
Flat Rock Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Drue TnrneI
and children visited at Joe Turn
ers Sunday,
Rev. Little was n dinner guest
at the Benjamin home Sunday.
Mrs. Russell atsinger is visit
ing her parents This week.
Mr.. and Mrs Russell Latsin
ger and b,by, Mr.. and Mrs. w
N. Draper we're dinner guests at
Mrs. Il Blanks Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs, w. N. Draper
and daughter Alma were in Ava
Friday.
. Alma Draper is attending su
miner school at Ava.
j. j. Turley and family and
Fred Draper we're at Bryant
Sunday.
Mrs, D n. Moore is in Henry.
eta Oklahoma ~ her daughters
home.
Mrs. j, j. R,by and daughter,
Mrs. II. Carnell and children
called on Mrs. Draper Thursday
afternoon.
Miss Minnie Dcthrihgc. Miss
Cora Quesscnhcrry. Ea'i Let
singer. and Orval QleSsenbcrry
visited ut Maud Diapers home
Sunday.
PODDY.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
Whooping Cough

This is n very dangerous
disease particularly to children
under five years of age, but when
no paregoric, codeine or other
opiate is given. iscasily cured by
giving ChambHriain.s Cough
Remedy. Most people believe
that it must run it's course, not
knowing that the time is very
much shortened, and that there
is little danger from the disease
when this remedy is given 1t
has been usedin many epidemicS
of whooping cough, with prom
ounced success. 1t is safe and
pleasant to take. COL.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer' on Genuine

Take Aspirin only as told in each
package of genuine Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin. Then you will be fol-
lowing the direction and dosage
worked out by physicians during 81
years, and proved safe by millions
Take no chances with Substitutes.
II you see the Bayer Cross on tab
let's, you can take them without fear
for Colds, Headaches, Neuralgia,
Rheumatism, Earache, ToOthache,
Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin
boxes of twelve tablets cost few
cents. Druggists also sell larger
packages. Aspirin is the trade mark
of Baycr Manufacture Of Monoace'
| ti~cacidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
LEAD HILL ITEMS.

Mrs. Viola Winburn and child
rem visited a, M A. Morris one
day last week.
Fred Orders wife and baby
are visiting his father and moth
er, Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Order,
They expect to be here about
a month before returning to their
home in St Louis.
Harry Crider and Chester Mat
ney visited home folks Saturday
night and Sunday.
Mrs. ]. A. beavers were al
Mrs. Joe Goss's Sunday.
e Matney and family visited
in the Getting settlement Sun
day afternoon,
There must be a few thieve!
left in the country. The loci
ON Mrs. Joe'Goss's smoke hous'
was broken and parties slol'
nearly all the bacon. they had
Mrs. Viola Winburn VISITED
her sister, Mrs. 7. b.. Lee on
day last week.
LIZA JANE
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
Hemstitching
!'Ieating Covered Buttons
Art Shop Baby Shop
MAIL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY
Send For CatalOg
500 ST. Louie ST. Springfield, Mo
Phone 1888
Green Min. Items.

Mr.. Lratha nan spent Sunday
at Sam Spences.,
Those who spent Sunday al
Mrs. n c. Fry,s. were w. w
Fry and family, G. Il. Fry anG
wife and Pat McCrltn. Mrs
], e Stout called in the after
noon.
Chester Mcintosh spent SAT
urday night at Dewey Sykes
Mrs Sykes has returned from
Colorado.
James Freeman and wife Call.
ed on j. II. Dennis Thursday.
The musical at Tom Kinks
Friday night was fine and a large
Gro Nd attended.
Alvin Long and wife called Oh
J. h. Stout Thursday.
SNOW DEER.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
SUNSET HILL

" '1t f" - Nv iahhh "ho'A
day morning, was we'll appreciat.
ed for things had begin to look
thirsty.
Mr., and Mrs. Alvin Long
spent Sunday at ]. r.. StOnt's
Vada Boeart spent Saturday
night with Ida Fry and attended
church at Ashley Sunday.
Sybil COday spent Thursday
night with Mrs. Fred Anderson.
Ray HuggOns and wife spent
Sunday at her fathers s. E
Spence.
Mrs Bill Sanders who is stay.
ing in Mansfield spent Sunday
with her parents Mr.. and Mrs
J Ovens.
Mr.. and Mrs Ike r nnctt are
the proud parents Of q big fine
boy.
Velney Smith has been sick
with rheumatism but is better
at this writing.
There was a musical at SShli
cher's Saturday night.
There vas a singing at Mr.
Tharp's Friday night.
Alvin Long and wife called a,
Joe Fry's on their way home
Sunday.
The musical alton Kinks was
we'll attended, good music and
everyone reported a fine time.
Ida Fry spent Friday night
with Nada Bogart and attended
the musical ut n. Kinks
Sybil Coday spent last week
with Mrs A Kirk.
Everett Brazeal is spending n
few days in the country with
relatives.
Harley Stout, wife and son,
Ell lie Crider, Aunt Mary Dennis
Ellen and Ida Fry took dinner at
j. &. Stout's Thursday.
Church at Ashley was well at
tended Saturday night,
There was a good crowd al
John Fry's musical Wednesday
night.
Ida and Herbert Fry spent
from Sunday until Tuesday
night with their sister, Mrs
Alvin Long last week.
Clarence Barnett and wife
were at the musical at Il. Kinks
Friday night.
Leora Fry spent Sunday after
noon with I'M Bogart.
Upton Doyel visited with Henry
Fry Saturday night.
Hey Brazeal and family have
gone to California.
SLEEPING BEAUTY.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
Cedar Gap Singing

The annual singing at Ceda,
Gap will be held this year tn.
same as in former years, on the
lst Sunday in June, the same
being on June 4th this year
You are invited to come early
and spend the day. Bring ole
and new song books for we vii
use both kinds.
p. e. Odle, Leader
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25

For every purpose for which a
liniment is usually applied the
modernremedy, Liquid Borozone,
will do the work more quickly,
more thoroughly and more pleas
antly. Price, soc, Coo and S1.2O.
Sold by all Druggists.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
Fair Dates We Are
Interested In.

Missouri State Fair, Sedalia,
w: d. Smith Secretary, August
10 16.
Wright County Agricultureand
Stock Show of Mansfield, w. A.
Black, Secretary, September
q 80.
Springfield. Greene County,
Ozark Stock Show, H. r. Nelson
manager, October ~.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25

An attack of heartburn or in.
digestion calls for a dose OF
Herbine. 1t relieves the distress
instantly and forces the ferment
ed food into the bowels. You
feel better at once. Price, Coo.
Sold by all Druggists.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
The Home.Circle Column
Tears vs.. War

The women in these trouble,
some times of war must be well
armed if the poets ideas are cor
rect. What is I womans weapon:
has been asked and ans wered in
various ways. A quarter of a
century ago, there went about
in a newspaper an exquisite little
triplet of stanzas each bearing IA
answer to the question and below
is the way it went:
What is a woman'S weapon"
asked a charming girl;
She dropped her lashes slyiy
And stroked a vagrant curl;
Then consciously she murmured
This rosebud nearly cut;
Il have a strong suspicion,
Her weapon is a pout'
What is a woman's weapon?'
l asked a lover true;
He turned him t. a maiden
With eyes of heavenly blue;
Her velvet lips were parted
All innocent of guilcs
And eagerly he answered
Her weapon is a smile"
What is a wonan's weapon"
asked a poet then;
With sudden inspiration
He seized upon his pen;
"Oh, l could name a thousand"
He cried with accents clear;
But a woman s surest weapon
grant you, is a tear
Then, if tears are being shed
from the weeping eyes and
wounded hearts of troubled wO.
men in proportion to the blood
that flows from the gaping veins
of the fallen soldiers, surely
peace, white winged, must come
soon, with her mission of love and
mercy.
Peggy
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
PODl)Y
Evils of Constipation.

Perhaps the most serious Of
the diseases .ausodby conStipat.
ion is Appendicitis. If you
would avoid THIS dangerous
disease, keep yonr bowels re-
gular. For ;hls purpoSe Cha.
mbprlIin's Tablets are excellent,
easy to !hSe and mild and gentle
in eff ct
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1922-05-25
WARD B. HITCHCOCK
FOR ANYTHING IN
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FARM LOANS
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For kidney and bladder troubles
gravel. weak and lame back, rheuma-
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Observation-Disclosures.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-25
Thwnr,Inr the People. WIZ.

To The Editor Of The Times Dispatch
Sir.--As TO exercise BY the United
state Supreme Court OF It's constitu-
tlonal prerogative In the nullihca-
ton OF laws enacted by tho Congress
and approved By the President much
may be said. and justly so. negativ-
ing ,hs proposition.
The basic principle OF Republican
form OF government; is. that II
should DC democratic. To be demo-
cratic. In fact. as vel! as in name.
the majority should rule. The leg
iSlative aaI executive branches OF
the government; are representative
Of the majority They are consti-
tuted by the sovereign act OF the
electorate through and by instru
mentality OF the ballot. Any law
enacted by them is the expressed
Will of the people. Likewise is the
organic law-the Constitution--tht
concerted Will OF the people az fun,
damental to all statutory enac1-
| ments. The purpose of this basic
law. is to safeguard the rights OF
popular sovereignty against en-
| croachment or abridgment by po-
! tential minority. seeking self-ar-
grandizenent. without regard for
the conserving Of Justice.
The supreme Court IL an nppointive
'
President. 1t is made IN of men.
not. gods nor suDermen. They have
their fraiities and their mental limi-
| tations. They arc not infalliblc Nor
may II be Justly said that they are
immune from the influence OF preju-
dice.
These things being true. 1T is grave
~ questionable that this court should
| lie vested with power, whether by
una nimous. or majority. decision. to
render negatory the will of the peo-
| pie Expressed in and by statutory
enactment Of the Congress and the
/ chief executive.
Here seems TO exist condition
antithetical TO the spirit OF demo-
crack. 1t sets UP judicial oiigarchy.
that can, and sometimes does. sub
vert the will OF the majority. AS to
its interpreting law by ipse facto
construction OF the Constitution. one
is warranted in holding that in the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-25
Golf i'm Richmond

c MALL boys who daily drive little white
~ balls along the narrow course OF Rich
mond's sidewalks may not be playing the
game which every one will say IL best suited
to their age and agility. but II may nor he dc.
MED that they are keeping step with strong
popular trend in their community
The championship tournament which yes
terday closed with the striking victory of
John Maxwell OF the Country Club OF Vir-
gn!a. showed that the fathers and older
brothers of these initiative youngsters have
turned TO golf. not only with keen en-
thusiasm hut with the devotion and adapt
ability which lead to high proficiency For
the first time the four country clubs OF
Richmond Joined in a tournament to de-
tcvminc the amateur champion among the
citys golfers, and the turnout in numbers
and talent WAS such as to give the winner
OF The Times Dispatch cup ample reason
10 feel proud OF his hard won triumph The
tournament brought TO light an extraordinary
degree of interes, in the game as wall as an
extraordinary exhibition OF golf proficiency
on the part of scores Of Richmond clubmen.
And the large daily gallery testified as con-
clusively as the field OF players 10 the growth
of the game in Richmond's favor
l. was both in recognition OF this popu-
larity and with desire TO encourage popu-
lar interest in the sport that The Times
Dispatch offered its trophies. Golf is pre-
e!n!nentiy the faYorte diversion of business
men throughout the country. and its value
as a health giving. undressing recreation
is everywhere recognized The opening Of
public courses in various cities indicates
the hold the pas,ime has taken upon tho
popular mind; nor is this popular mind al
together male or entirely adult Golf Is
reaching a large section OF the population.
including both sexes and nearly every age;
and the nation IS better off for H.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-25
a Serious I.uss for Europe

THE full Significance Of tho Rathenau as
sasEnatIun IL yot 10 como TO the surface.
News fragments from Berlin point to Il DOS
sible. II not an impending. open clash OF
fundamentally opposite political conceptions.
The German Foreign Minister may have
fallen before tho attack Of single. undi-
rected madman Of ovormaxtering nation
alist or monarchlR. feryur; or. io may have
been the victim of Il widespread plot. IN
my case. tho blow was directed Mt Or.
Rathenau the foremost spokesman IN
Germany OF moderation and good faith In
that countrys dealings with the allies: and
II Is in tho loss or such II loader that Ger
many and the whole OF Europe has suffered
u grievous misfortune.
Equally with Chancellor With. IL not to
an even greater extent. DR.. Rathenau has
zen regarded by the world as a man OF
destiny in the reconstruction OF Germany.
He was committed TO a policy Of conc!lia-
ton In all that the phrase implies, and II Is
we'll known that his patience. courage aud
lear-headedness have been the principal
factors In ayerting or passing Franco-Ger-
man crises during recent months. He be-
lieved, with Chancellor With. that the only
safe course for Germany lay in the direc-
ton OF fulfilled obligations; that sincerity
and honest effort would most quickly win
from France aud the other allies the con-
cess!ons which all German leaders believe
essential TO their country's safety.
II is too early to determine the relation
OF his assassination to, or the effect OF
ii upon German policy. But there can be
no question that his going means the loss
Tor Germany and Europe OF leader whose
place Will be hard TO fill
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-25
The Great Value.

Every now and then our mail brings some
thing from Il person who signs "Ypsilanti'
and who in her latest asks What. In your
opinion. is the thing most TO be desired in
litc?"
The answer is absurdly simple Love" Love
of everything. OF all about you, of all with
In your spiritual vision. Love OF life itself.
and Of al! ii contains The love that Is un-
ai'ainable in morta! ken: the love that comes
only in dreams and disappears with the dawn.
There Is love that consumes the lover. there
Is love that brings peace and sleep. But
love. with all II signifies, Is the great value
OF life IN" only thing that makes life Mi
worth living. that makes death endurahlc. that
gives the slightest promise OF eternity
would rather have love in any and all
its forms than all the kinds OF wealth and
power the world offers for wealth and power
are perishable. and love cnaureth forever.
II We're rich. that would he my hobby
the spreading throughout the world the
gospel OF love: love and outdoors. and broth
e:hood. and the square deal. But poor
perhaps like Yps!lanti-and only teach
Il vagrantly, and hope that here and there a
seed may drop and bear fruit.
There you are. Ypsilanti; Love is the thing
most TO b" dcsired--thc only thing to be de-
sired n all.