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Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
TIRED OF THE "oLD STUFF"
Polyandrlan Queen Welcomed Import
I'd Novel for the Reason That :.
Il Struck New Note.

The queen Of the Polyandrian isles
reclined lazily upon her throne Of mas
culine skulls. Her seven husbands
had all gone a-hunting, and time lay
heavily upon her hands. "Bring me a
book" she commanded, and seven
virgins ran off to do her bidding.
The queen thumbed the pages Of
the seven native novels. q
"Bah" she calculated after q time.
'The same old stuff. Eight men pur.
suing one woman. I'm tired Of this
eternal polygon business. Fetch me
one Of those racy, risque. imported
novels where one man and one wom-
an brave the world and his wives and
dare to love each other despite our
polyandrian conventionality. They're
q little bit immoral, perhaps, but what
q relief from the banality of our
everyday existence" - Philadelphia
Ledger.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
DANCER In CIRCULATION.

When one of the Talmadge giKls
was in Washington some time ago she
was being shown through the senate
chamber by well-known Washing.
tonian. Seeing a rather handsome
little page, she leaned forward and
impulsively kissed him. I learned the
other day that after the story had
reached certain group Of young
grille girls the fortunate :..oungster has
been eagerly sought after By those
who would emulate the movie screea
stars actions. The lad should re1aeur
Der, however, what kissing did 6o4
Captain Hobson of Spanish war famaL
Washington Star.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
RIDDLES
'gt TNt-f#4I o.

OF what modern poet does Goliath
remind your Longfellow.
How do you know that Adam used
sugarl Because he raised Cain.
What fruit does a newly welded
couple most resemble7 "a green pear.
f8 sf9yy5 ,$s = . . stss iFi5 s s 81
When has sporting man brown
hands7 When he's tandem driving.
Why is . cornneld like 4 galvanic.
battery. Because It produces shocks.
why does the east wind never blow
straight Because It blows soblique
tblows % bleal).
What 4 the cheapest meal you can,
sget when food = sxpenstysi y roll
/ e The grass.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
MRS. SKUNK

ITO be sure, Little Skunks," said
Mrs. Skunk to her seven small chill
dren. different Skunks have different
ways.
"But we do walk on the soles Of
our feet, which is important. Some
creatures walk along on their toes
such silly, silly ways as they have.
"Some of the Mr.. Skunks will fight
and even do very, very great harm to
each other. and they have been known
to eat each other. Yes, one farmer
said he had known that to happen.
And the farmer was very truthful
person.
1.-THE Woodchuck family will never
eat meat.
Il have heard, too, that some Skunka
have been known to kill members Of
the Woodchuck family when they had
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
"Her Seven Small Children"

gone into their holes, but only when
the Woodchucks were sleepy in the au.
tumn or in the spring.
MANY Woodchucks do well in the
way they keep us out of their holes,
though. OF course it is only natural
that they shouldn't want to be dis
turbed.
1--WE will go after other small AMI
mails for our food and eat them.
"But in the fall we feast on grass
hoppers. Oh. such feasts as we have.
.And we will have grasshopper
feasts this fall and the time is here.
"In the summer it's impossible to
catch any Of the Woodchuck family
and use their holes. You see, Little
Skunks, we like their holes and SO I
talk Of their homes and what luck we
would havenif we tried to get them.
you see. In the summer time
they're wide awake and they're smart
and quick, and no one can get the
better Of them. They eat grass and
pumpkins and apples and vegetables
Of all sorts. Mrs. Sally Skunk, my
neighbor, only has four little children,
while have seven, and my neighbor,
Mrs. Sadie Skunk, has only five. Five
makes one more, than four, but five ID
still two less than seven.
"Ah, well, We all get on together.
Yes, the Mrs. and Miss Skunks are
all most friendly. That is why we
three share hole together and all
Of us, with all of our children, stay to.
gether and keep house together.
"Little baby skunks make dear lit
tie pets when they are taken young
enough: All, yes, it has often been
said the Little Skunks are tanner and
nicer and more fun than little kittens
and when they're made pets Of when
they're young they do not get chance
70 become at all ferocious."
At that all the Little Skunks squealed
md said: Mamma. what does fero
cious meanT'
"Ferocious means Wild" said Mrs
Skunk. "a ferocious Skunk would be
Wild and angry and rather danger
rus Skunk to fight against. .s
Nov it's q bit ferocious Of the
Daddy Skunks to kill or eat thei,
little ones, as they would IL given 9
nance, and as the Rabbits fathers
would, II given chance. At.least the
rabbit fathers would kill their young
"But the Mother skunks and the
Mother Rabbits know enough to keep
heir little ones away when they are
Young.
"And then the daddies do not see
them until they are bigger, when they
ike them better. All, wen, we're
pretty little creatures, and we can
,e very gentle and very nice. and we
:an be rather horrid.
Were something like rhyme Tve
neard about 1 little girl being nice
when she was nice, and when she
wasn't nice she was horrid. So the
old verse goes. hut let us not think
Of our ways now"
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
Evidently Christians.

An American family living in China
recently hired two servants from Nan
king, missionary center. According
ly, the new servants were Christians.
Another Chinese servant in the family
discovered the newcomers religion and
reported the fact to his mistress. Asked
how he knew the new boys were Chris
tians, he said: "Oh, they know all
about God, Jesus Christ, and Santa
Claus"
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
shslHad Her License safe.

A tall, willowy young woman at Sew.
enth avenue and Thirteenth street,
New York. was reciting her complaint
to an officer, charging a taxi driver
who had jolted her car with failure
to observe traffic regulations. The
driver protested that she lied.
tI'll bring complaint against her"
said. the driver. "She hasn't got Q
license"
sf ""Yes, have" q
'Well, where is itT' asked the driver.
aDo have to show it to him?" she
asked the policeman.
"Show It to me-" he said.
Without finching, she lifted her
skirts knee high. and produced !. the
much desired license from her stock.
ing.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
Royal Road to Success.

Whatever your occupation in life
may be apply yourself to it seriously
and diligently. Let it be the subject
which dominates your thoughts. be.
cause your success will be measured
by the interest you take in what you
are doing. Intense interest will mean
close application and hard work and
1t Is only along that road that success
and contentment are to be found.-
Exchange.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
HOW TWO WOMEN
ESCAPED OPERATIONS
Doctor Advised Use Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Happy Results IN Both Cases

StJoseph, Missouri. -ssRoth Of my
sides swelled and hurt me so that /
could not move or do any Of my work.
There was heavy pressure and pains
through my lower organs and the
doctor told me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for these
troubles. He said / had this one
chance, and Il the Vegetable Com
pound did not help me nothing but an
operation would. After taking several
bottles l felt 1t was helping me and
now am able to do my own work. If
my testimonial will help others / shall
be glad for them to read it and hope
your Vegetable Compound will do
them a. much good as it did me-" -
Mrs. WIN. LoCKllAHl, GLIB n. 9TH ST.,
St. Joseph, Mo.
White Plains, N.Y.-sT had such .
pain that could hardly walk and the
doctor said that / needed an opera
tion. I was sick for . year before I
started taking your medicine and ]
could dnot work. / saw your advertise
ment in q little book and that is how
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This book contains valuable In,
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
Movable Mark.

: A player and his caddy started off
from the first tee. The mans drive
had hooked badly into the rough. They
hunted for the ball for some time
and then the man turned to the boy
and said: "Caddy, did you mark my
ball?" EYES," he answered, II marked
it." "What by?" asked the man. by
a bird" said the boy. "but II few
away."-Judge.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
A Reminder.

A man was almost frantic with
toothache. The only other person in
the room was his pompous, pedantic,
matter-of-fact aunt.
Presently the man burst out:
"Oh, wish to goodness people were
born without teeth.'
His aunt glanced up from her paper.
"A moments consideration, my dear
Alfred" she said. will remind you
that that Is precisely what does
happen"
And she went on reading.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
3eunyan,s Valley Of Humlllatlon.

ysunyan's Valley Of Humiliation.
This. Valley Of Humiliation is Of
itself as fruitful a place as any the
crow iies over. Il Is the best and
most fruitful piece Of ground In all
these parts. Behold how green this
valley Is; also how beautided with
lilies. n have known many laborinR
men that have got good estates Ia this
Valley aof Humiliation. for "God re.
sisteth the proud, but giveth grace to
the humble. =, ohm Bunyan. e
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
Ancient Greeks Took cymnast,es

Ancient Greeks Took Gymnastlcs.
In every Greek city was established
gymnasium where crowds Of young
men exercised themselves naked. This
institution was originally intended for
those only who were in training Ter
the Olympic games, but afterward 4
became part Of the daily LIE. Tho
Greeks went to the gymnasium With
the same regularity as the Romans
went to the bath.-Winwood Rsads II
"The Martyrdom of Man."
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

cutIcura soothes Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots Of dan.
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint.
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot watet Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Advertisement,
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

The hurt Of 1s'H = burn ns Or sacut % stops whom
Coles Carbolisalve 10 applied. f heals
quickly without scars. 30c and 60c By
all druggists or send Soc to The J. W, ColA
CO., Rockford, ul.-Advertisement.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

Eggnog is still made without ths q.
sential ingredient; but 1t % used b
pour on the pudding.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

Lone Survivor.
"That sailor must have had a wild
night: he Jocks wreck"
Probably struck hidden bar"
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

Able to Watch for Enemies,
The eyes of snails and slugs are
perched right on the ends Of their feel
ers, so that they can look in every di.
rection without moving.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26
~ Changes Last Years Froek to New
Putnam Fadee.s Dyes-dye. or tints as vou v,isI
Hint for Amarsur Painters.

IttUs W SNtSt0sVUtf U AHsStos
When painting or vanishing soft
wood, always first paint the wood with
shellac and let it dry before painting
or vanishing. This saves about half
the paint and gives much harder and
smoother surface to the wood.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

How to meet trouble is the real
problem of life. Good fortune takes
care of itself.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

The best metals lose their spe1aao
unless frightened by use. }.s
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

Pinkham's Blood Medicine, also
Lydia E. Pinkham's Liver Pills and
used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative
Wash and the capsules and prescrip.
ton recommended. I am doing all my
work and have gained twenty pounds.
am taking the medicines still, but I
feel fine. You have my permission to
use this letterfor the good Of others. "
Mrs. MARYMARK, 81 HsmiltonAve.,
White Plains, N. Y.
Some female troubles may through
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When disturb ing ailments first ap.
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ent distress and prevent more seri-
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hams Vegetable Compound after OPP
erations have been advised by attend
ing. physicians.
to Textbook upon seAilments
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cine Co., Lynn, Massachusetts.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

Prudence, patience, perseverance
command success.
Sioux County pioneer., 1922-10-26

American people make their own
laws-accounting for their opinion of
some of them.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
EASY TO DARKEN
 YOUR CRAY HAIR
You can Bring Back Color and Lustre with Sage
 Tea and Sulphur

When you darken your hair with Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can tell, because it's done so naturally, so evenly Preparing this mixture, though, at home is mussy and trouble some. At little cost you can buy at any drug store the ready-to-use prepa- ration, improved by the addition of other ingredients called "Wyeths Sage and Sulphur Compound" You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your il,air, taking one small strand at a time. By morning all gray hair dis appears, and, after another applica- tion or two. your hair becomes beautl- fully darkened, glossy and luXuriant.
 Gray, faded hair, though no dis grace. is a sign of old age. and as we all desire a youthful and attractive appearance, get busy a. ouCe Vitn Wyeths Sage and Sulphur Compound and look years younger.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
TWO TROOPERS
 SOUGHT AF TER
Milkman and Assistant Are Wounded: Soldiers Then
 Escape in Mountains

MORALES, Ariz., Jan. 16.-Soldiers at Fort Huachuca. near here, tonight were guarding all roads leading from the fort in an effort to arrest two troopers suspected of having shot a milk man named Jackson and the lat ter's helper, last night, according to word received here.
 Robbery is believed to have been the motive for the attack as Jackson is known to have collected a large sum of money in the past few days. Neither was seriously wounded. Ar ter shooting the two, the troopers made no attempt to rob them, but fled to the hills. It is thought they eventually will appear on the roads leading to Nogales and Tucson. Three troopers held at Patagonia as sus- poets were later released. Jackson and his helper were camped at the fort
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
REPAIR SMOKE SHACK.

It was learped last week that on account of the shut down of the Cop per Queen shelter here there was considerable damage done to the big brick smoke stack at the plant which cracked on account of cooling. The repair of this stack has been arrang- ed for. and will be in process in the near future. A good many men have recently been added to the Copper Queen force and on Saturday it was said that the force now employed amounts to 15O men as against 40 which constituted the entire force for several months last fall.-Douglas h. ternational.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
RHEUMATISM CANNOT EXIST

in the human body if you will use Trunks Prescription for Rhepmatism and GOut. IL is ridiculous. absurd and preposterous, in fact it is a pity and a shame to talk about Rheumatism and Gout, much less suffer with it. either inflammatory muscular, sciatic or any other form of Rheumatism.
 Trunks Prescription for Rheumatism and Cout sells for S1.75. This Prescrip- ton DOES NOT ruin the stomach. it DOES NOT depress the heart. Eat all taking Trunks Prescription. It DOES NOT contain any Mercury. Salicylate of Soda. Oil of Wintergreen or narcotics of any kind. but it absolutely and positive ly overcomes any kind of Rheumatism or Gout on earth. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? There is nothing just as good, and it is impossible to get some thing better. It is also an excellent Liver Medicine. For sale at drug stores such as Givens' Lowell Drug Co, Bisbee. AriZ.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
Legion Will Assist : Ex-Service Men to
 Secure Employment

The service committee of the local American Legion post is compiling a list of all exscrvice men in the dis trict, or who arrive in the district. who are out of emnlovment. It will be the purpose oe the committee to keep in close touch with all local mer- chants and oreauizat tions in order that. in case any temporary or per manent employment comes up, an eX- service man may get the job.
 The committee will in addition, carry on it's work of seeing that all disabled men are properly cared for and will cooperate with all such vet erans in seeing that the necessary and deserved compensation is award ed them by the government.
 Local residents who, at any time. can furnish employment to eX-service men are being urged by the commit tee to communicate at once with Tom ConnOrs. post adjutant.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17

to Cananea after two days visit here To friends.
 George l.. Taylor was in the county seat yesterday on business before the superior court.
 Jack Mertaugh returned to Tomb stone yesterday after spending Sun day here on a visit to his family.
 Judge Sames returned to Tomb stone yesterday after spending Sun day with his mother in Douglas.
 c. F. Cross, of Douglas, was in the city yesterday on q short visit to friends.
 NJ ". Mitchell, mine superintend- ent at Cananea, was in the city yes terday on a short visit.
 Jay WilmOuth, deputy [. s. mar shal, was in the city yesterday on business connected with his office.
 Harry Zeisemer returned Sunday from the coast where he had been on vacation trip.
 Harold Elliott and family who have been here for the past few days will
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
Healing Cream
 Stops Catdrrh
Ciogsed Air Passages Open at Once-Nose and Throat Clear.

If your nostrils are clOgged and your head stuffed because of catarrh or a cold, get Ely's Cream Balm at any drug store. Apply ..:;ie of tnls pure, antiseptic, germ destroying cream into your nostrils and let II penetrate through every air passage of your hair and membranes. In stant relief.
 How good it feels. Your head Is clear. Your nostrils are open. You breathe freely. No more hawking or snuffling Head colds anc ca,arrn yield like magic. Don't stay stuffed up, chOked up and miserable. Relief IS sure.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
BISBEE PLEASED
 BY QUICK RESULTS

Everyone is rleased with the quick results Of simple witchhazel, camphor, hydrastis. etc. as mixed in Lavoptik eey wash. One mans eyes were so Eadly strained he could not read with out pain. Two applications relieved him. A lady with weak, inflamed eyes was greatly helped by ONE bot tie. We guarantee a small bottle Of LavOptik to help ANY CASE of weak. strained or inflamed eyes. J. Nj. Ball, druggist.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
Persona al

George Young, Of Cananea, was In the city yesterday on a short busl- ness trip.
 Wallace McKeehan was in the city yesterday from his ranch i'll the Swisshelms on a short business visit.
 W. [. Davis, commercial traVeler' is n the city for a few days on visit to his trade.
 Mrs. C. B. Quinn has returned to her home in Ray after a several weeks stay here on visit to rela- tives.
 MT. and Mrs. Henry Williams and Mrs. George Williams, of Douglas, were in the city Sunday on visit to J. s. Williams.
 A. w. Maxwell and J. M. Keller, oi the Studebaker Company of Los An geles, are in the city for few days
 R. E. Howe and wife have returned
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
GR OCE RE s

Fancy Sugar Cured Hams, per lb.......-.--....-26c Armours Sliced Bacon. per Fancy Salt Pork per 5c II oz. Club House Catsup, t0c 17b oz Club House Catsup, bottle 15c 5 lb. can WE. Corn Syrup 45c each; for-..--.95c ID. can W.B Corn and Cane Syrup-.-....-----.-45c Envoy Standard Tomatoes, 215's 200; for--.-S5c Premium Tomatoes, gallons can ..-...--........ soc No 1 Hebe tall cans, 0c; the dozen. S1.15 Pumimo Mechanics Soap, bar o5c Laughins Lemon Jurce, oZ bottle .---...--.-- 10c Vanity Fair Beverage, large bottle -.--.....--.2oc Londonderry Ltha Water F gallon ..--..---..-3 soc Monarch Blueberries, lbs for ---....--.--.- 75c Monarch Vermont Maple Syrup, gallon. S365 Rudelco Imported Olive Oil. F gallon.-----.-S24o 3Oc EXcello Cake Flour package ......-......-.1oc Mushrooms fancy buttons. large cans ...-..--- e5c Good Medium Size Prunes, lbs. -..-.-....--.. t5c Del Monte Apple Sauce No. cans ..-------.-...2 2oc Norris Hamburger Steak, .......-.--.---- 25c Salsa Dabolo hottie Sc lbs. of our FAMOUS" Coffee and 1 lb of
 No. l Indian Tea all for ...-....--..----.--S1oo S1 oo lbs. of BestChocolate Creams -..----..-.-e e5c
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
DIRECTORS CHOSEN.

The following were chosen mem bers of the executive committee of the merchants bureau of the cham Der of commerce at a meeting of the bureau last night: J. C. White, Ben Frankenberg, E.S. Rountree, c. w.. Allen, H. E. WOOtton, Howard Givens and Bob Hart. The committee will meet at 10 o'clock this morning and select a chairman and vice chairman.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
lllIIllIg|(g!||I!:I|7k1 '

Sarah Smart has brought suit in the superior court at Tombstone for di- vorce against Charles H. Smart.
 The Consolidated National Bank of Tucson has secured judgment in the superior court at Tombstone against the Tejon Mining Company of Gleeson for the sum of $10,S10, as principal, with interest at 9 per cent, $1OS1 at torney fees and sGS25 in costs.
 T. s. Bowen has secured judgment in the superior court at Tombstone against R. s. Cried for the sum of $51.20 and costs amounting to $4.S5.
 H. k. Wootton has brought suit in the superior court at Tombstone against Frank Davis for debt alleged to be due in the sum of $3500.
 Margaret Anderson has brought suit in the superior court at Tomb stone against Randil Anderson for di- vorce.
 Louis McAvoy, of Dos Cabezas, has secured judgment in the superior court at Tombstone against o. H. Bean for the sum of S119.91 and for $2215 costs.
 The State Mutual Building and Loan Association has secured judg- ment in the superior court at Tomb stone against J. B. Garland for the sum of $3674.76 and costs of S27.2O and an order for the foreclosure of a lien on property in Douglas.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17

port brought to the city hy ranchers in that neighborhOod. Eight blanks nave so far been taken from the bridge. The attention of the county authorities will he called to the affair and guard for the bridge will be requested
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
NUTRITION GLASSES.

The Central School Nutrition class will meet at the Central school on Tuesday. Jan r. The Warren Nutri- tion cluss will meet at the Kindergar- ten at Greenway school Thursday. Jan. l9. Pre-school age health con- ference will meet at the Y. M. c. A. Thursday, Jan. l9 from 10 to 12 and 1 to 4.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
City Briefs
ILL WITH PNEUMONIA

Sam. the young son of MT. and Mrs. S. T. Clark. of Sims Road, is seriously ill with pneumonia at the home of his parents.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
HAVE BABY GIRL.

Word was received here yesterday from Douglas to the effect that baby girl had arrived at the home of MT. and Mrs George Gage in that city. MT. and Mrs. Gage were former resi- dents of this city.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
ON WAY TO DOUGLAS.

II. H. Hotchkiss, former county school superintendent, but at present state agent for the Overland car with headquarters in Phoenix. was in the city Sunday on his way to Douglas on business trip.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17
SEEK MISSING MAN.

T. H. Vincent, of Salt Lake City, has written City Marshal Billy Brake field asking for information as to the whereabouts of Pat J. Coffee. Vim cent wrote that he had last heard from Coffee in Bisbee in 1895.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17

terday from his ranch in the Sulphur Spring Valley.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17

l. l.. Melgren, his son Walter, and the latter's family, were in the city yesterday from Tombstone on a short visit.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-01-17

A F. Davis and wife, of Tombston' were in the city yesterday on a shor visit to friends.