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The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
1t is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
Of sight and are soon forgotteni The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need Of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root, a
preparation / have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact
90 many people claim, that it fulfills al.
most every wish in overcoming kidney
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri.
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle OF
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Addres,
DR.. Kilmer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.Advertisement
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
10 on Arithmetic.

y She isn't OF school age yet--not b.
a year. But she knows her aritlme
tic.
The other evening a neighbor asked
whether little Miss Wisdom knew her
"A. b, C's.
Il know only few of them" was
the reply. Il can count good, though"
"Oh, is that so7 You can count
let's hear you"
There was a brief pause and then
she began:
zone. two, three, four, five, six.
seven, eight. nine, ten, jack, queen,
king"
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
HOW TWO women
ESCAPED OPERATIONS
Doctor Advised Use of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Happy Results in Both Cases

St.Joseph, Missouri. .-"Both Of my
sides sweiled and hurt me so that
could not move or do any of my work.
There was heavy pressure and pains
through my lower organs and the
doctor told me to try Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for these
troubles. He said / had this one
chance, and if the Vegetable Com
pound did not help me nothing butan
operation would. After taking several
bottles l felt it was helping me and
now am able to do my own work. If
my testimonial will help others / snail
be glad for them to read it and hope
your Vegetable Compound will do
t, them as much good as it did me" =
Mrs. WIN, LoCKAdAN, 5l3 N. 4th St,
St. Joseph, Mo.
White Plains, N. Y.-'T had such a
pain that / could hardly walk and the
doctor said that l needed en- opera
tion. was sick for O year before !
started taking your medicine and /
could not work. saw your advertise
ment in little book and that is how
came TO take Lydia E. Pinkham's
medicines. ! have been taking the
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This book contains valuable ini
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
True, but AstonIshIno.

AnatOle France, who is seventy
eight, went to Stockholm to receive his
Nobel prize just after recovering from
a severe illness. He was fearful of
catching cold, and wore several we'll
padded waistcoats under his coat. The
Swedish custom officers were suspi-
cious. 'What have you got in here?"
one Of them asked, with his hands on
the great novelist's coat. France"
was the reply.
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one Of the old.Tlmers.

My brother, who was popular with
:be fair sex, had quite q collection of
photographs.
oh" ! said TO girl was show
Ing them to, "you would not be inter.
ested In those. They are only some
old-timers."
l was speechless when the second
one turned up was her own.-Ex-
change.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
A Blowout.

Suitor-What would you do II /
kissed you?
Electricians daughter would use
one hand for insulation and with the
other would create short-clrcuit
by quick connection against your
cheek. Science and Invention.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

them through rlcer. Slice one small
onion and put 1t into quart of milk
TO scald. Remove the onion and add
the milk to the mashed potato. Melt
three tablespoOnfuls Of butter. add
two tnblespoonfuls Of flour, cook for
two minutes. add to the milk with salt
and pepper to taste, boil up one
minute and serve sprlnkled with
parsley.
Stuffed Potatoes.-Take six medium
sized long potatoes, bake until done.
Cut slice from the side of each,
scoop out the potato, season it with
cream, salt, butter; beat until well
blended, then add the whites of two
eggs beaten until stilI. Refill the skins
and bake five to ten minutes In a hot
oven. The potato may be sprinkled
with cheese, paprika, or parsley before
serving.
Franeonia Potatoes.-PeeI potatoes
and cut into quarters, parbOil ten
minutes, drain and place around the
roast an hour before serving time.
Baste often 10 give the potatoes a rich
brown color.
Plain boiled potatoes II sliced and
carefully fried in butter, keeping the
slices whole, is a most attractive man.
ner Of serving them.
Pokeweed. common in the South
and Middle states, may be served
cooked in punches as one does as.
paragus. or soup prepared as any
cream soup, VIII make a most dainty
dish.
Nuu4 ht4t~sGo
copyrlEht. issL Western NsvsSspsr usioa
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
cutIeurs comfort. Raby,, SKIN

When red. rough and itching. by hot
baths Of Cuticura Soap and touches of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exqulsitely scented
dusting powder. Cuticmra TaIcum. one
Of the indispensable CutIcura Toilet
Observation-Disclosures.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

Pinkham's Blood Medicine, also
Lydia E. Pinkham's Liver Pills and
used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative
Wash and the capsules and prescrip-
ton recommended. am doing all my
work. and have gained twentypounds.
l am taking the medicines still, but 1
feel fine. You have my permission to
use thisletter for the good of others.
Mrs. MARYMARK, 81 HamiltonAve.,
White Plains, N. Y.
Some female troubles may through
neglect reach a stage when an opera
tion Is necessary. But most of the
commoner ailments are not the sur
gical ones; they are not caused by
serious displacements, tumors, or
growths, although the symptoms
may appear the same.
When disturb ing ailments first ap-
pear, take Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound to relieve the pres
ent distress and prevent more seri-
Gus troubles. Many letters have been
received from women who have been
restored to health by Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound after op-
erations have been advised by attend
ing physicians.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

The days at the spring.
The morn is dew pearled.
Gods In his heaven,
AIS right with the world.
-Robt. Browning.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

Is used:
Baked Beans. - Wash
and soak a pound OF
lima beams over night.
In the morning put them
on in plenty of. water
and simmer until tender
then drain ana put into
a bean pot or baking
dish with salt. pepper.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

Every department Of housekeeping
needs Red .BrOss Ball Blue. Equally
good for kitchen towels, table linen,
sheets and pillOwcases, etc.-A6ver
tisement.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
YOU GAN WALK IN COMFORT

u you shake Into Your Shoes some ALIENS
der for shoes that pinch or feet that ache.
II takes the friction from the shoe and
gives relief to corns and bunions. hot, tired.
sweating. swollen feet Ladies can wear
shoes one size smaller by shaking Aliens
Foot=Ease in each Observation-Disclosures.
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Evident.

Ted-Is Tom henpecked?
Ned-Judge for yourself His wife
went to the barber's and lett instruc-
tions as to how his hair was to be
cut.--NeW York Sun.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

An optimist is man who sti'. be
lieves he married for better or 70
worse.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

Very properly a girl has little faith
in a mirror that tells her she is
homely. ...
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

are not prepared
in enough ways
Ia lend variety to
the food.
Potato Soup
Boil four medium
sized potatoes in
Salted water un-
Ill soft, then put
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

It's fine morning, but. as Sandy
said: "Eh. mon, think o the national
debt"
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
POTATO COOKERY

Potatoes are a common food upon
our tables but in the average home
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

Sin may be ugly. but It knows the
art OF beauty culture.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
- = -
Che Kitchen
Cabinet
"My candle burns at both ends:
II will not last the night:
But, al, my foes, and OH, my friends
IL gives a lovely light"
EVERYDAY GOOD THINGS

A good dish of beans may be pre-
pared In q short time If the following
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
ALPHA CLUB MEETING.

Twelve members Of the Alpha
Club met at the home of Mrs.
Anna Wells, Wednesday after
noon, April S, and responded to
roll call, with quotations from
Eugene Field. Mesdames John
Cozatt, former member of the
club of Long Beach, CAL, Mar
tina Rex of Kansas City, j. E.
Sears also formerly of KansasCity,
Roy Wells, Belle Carter and
daughter Hazel Earl were visitors
of the afternoon. After the bust :
ness session the program was
given. s
"The Life of Eugene Field ;"
Mrs. Ballard, Miss Fox also CIV
ing an interesting narrative of his
life.
Selection from Riley, Mrs. Wine.
Little Boy Blue" Mrs. Rob-
erts.
The social hour came next and
was very much enjoyed. First
by Mrs. Cozatt giving news of
old time Jasper friends who now
live in the west, and second by
the hostess assisted by Mrs. Roy
Wells, Miss Frances and Mas ter
Joe serving delightful refreshments
of pineapple ice and cake with hot
coffee.
The club then adjourned to
meet with Mrs. Clarence Brown
Wednesday afternoon, April 10.
Club Reporter.
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ME-. CHURCH NOTES.

The Sunday school attendance
was 16O. All the services of the
day were well attended, Rev.
Sapp used as his text, "Who hath
believed our report?" both morn
ing and evening. Mary Lu Creta
Magers sang at the morning SER
vice.
Leader for Junior League next
Sunday, Mildred Hern; for Ep-
worth League, Helen Hastings.
The children will give an East
G program following the Sunday
school hour.
Sunday evening a sacred con-
cert will be given by the choir.
The program will be found in an
other column.
Program for the week. -
Official board meets Tuesday
7:30p. m.
W. H. M. S. meets with Mrs,
Covert Tuesday at 2:30p. IN.
Prayer services Thursday Up m
The annual Easter party for
children will be held Saturday
afternoon.
The district conference begins
Tuesday, April II, at 2 o'clock,
Bishop Quayle will deliver the
sermon Monday night. Services
will begin at 7 p. m.
DR.. Carder of Carthage will
make an address Tuesday night.
Wednesday evening an illustrat-
ed lecture will be given.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
THoMPsoN's JERSEY cows BRING
GOOD PRICES.

The o. Thompson Jersey cattle
sale last Thursday brought a good
crowd Of Jersey breeders notwith-
standing the threatening weather.
The sale totaled nearly $2500 and
Mr.. Thompson is we'll pleased with
the prices paid. The cattle were
very good specimens of the best
blood lines in the country.
Following are the buyers and
the prices paid.
George Lockery of CarlJunction, C
representing a number of farmers
around Galena, Kans., bought the
following: Shadyside Emin en-
Daisy, 5 years old, $3.50; Flossy
Ellen, A years old, S285; Beauty's
Goldie Badger, 6 years old, 5000;
Plymouth Kings Fairy, 2 years
old, $3.50; Kings Sociable Lady,
2 years old, 500; Koontz's Girl,
a years old, $500; Goilla's Maid,
2 years old, $3.50; Lark's Lady
Bird, 2 years old, 5000.
Fred Kerrick of Jasper bought
Foxy Roney, a yearling heifer, for
$145.
George Lyle of Webb City
bought Mendon Springs Gladys,
6-year-old COW, 1865.
Want Ball, Webb City, bought
Gladys Knight, yearling heifer,
$3.50, and Flossie Ellen's Bonnie,
yearling heifer, $100.
T. A. Carter, E. L. Tuball, Joe
Patterson, S. w. Garrett, and Roy
Carter bought calves.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

The Thursday morning assem-
bly, program was given by the
freshman class, as follows:
Piano solo, lola Welsh.
Reading, Mary Winter.
Piano solo, Marguerite Teeter.
Reading, lola Welsh.
Paper, Clyde Taylor.
Class prophecy, Mermel Scott.
Piano solo, Vincent Johnson.
Vocal solo, Marguerite Teeter.
The program will be given this
week by the seventh and eighth
grades.
The seniors started work on the
class play last week. They prac-
tice twosor three times a week.
Several students were absent
from school Monday because of
high water.
Mrs. Wiseman substituted for
Mr.. Thomas, Monday, April 10,
Mr.. Thomas being absent because
of the illness of Mrs. Thomas.
Helen andHarold Stith were alb
sent from school Thursday and
Friday because of the death of
their grandmother, Mrs. Cline.
Nellie Hane.
Mildred Winans.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
FREE TUBERCULIN TEST IN JAS.
PER COUNTY.

DR.. H. A. Wilson, State Veter-
marian, Jefferson City, announces
that DR.. F. B. Jones, veterinary
Inspector, Bureau of Animal In
dustry, will take up the work of
testing cattle for tuberculosis in
Jasper County and will remain in
the county until all of this work
is done. The work will be taken
up by neighborhoods. After COM
pleting the test in any neighbor-
hood DR.. Jones will not be allow
ed to run back to test for those
who are delinquent about making
application.
Since January l, 1922, it is un-
lawful for anyone to sell any but
ter, milk or cream from a herd
containing five cows or more, un-
less such COWS have been tested
for tuberculosis. However, no
one will be liable to prosecution
under this compulsory testing law
until the free test has been offer
ed and rejected. A free test is
now offered all who are in the
dairy business. Smaller herds
than five will be tested, but in
some cases it may be necessary to
ask the owners to bunch these
small lots of cattle. Beef cattle
will also be included in this test.
Herd owners will be expected
to get in touch with DIR. Jones
right away and have their cattle
up promptly when he gets around.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
N. 3. CHURCH. SOUTH, NOTES.

There was a nice number out
to Sunday school last Sunday and
we had a fine leseon. How many
will profit by it? You see what
selfish ambition a and it cost a
life. 1t may cost you your life.
Be careful.
Had quite a wind Monday
night and destroyed a plum tree
in Mrs. D. w. Teeter's yard and
blew off some shingles.
Bro. Clendening did not get to
Lebanon until Sunday morning
too much water and Henry can't
swim. Rev. w. H. Heslar was
at Lebanon and preached, it be-
ing his third quarterly conference
for Jasper circuit.
Mrs. Walter Brown and son
Howard were visitors at Garth
age Thutsday.
We have an interest in our town,
The dear old place must not go down,
We want to push good things along,
And we canhelp some if we're strong
At our Sunday school next Sunday.
Don't knock and kickand slam and slap,
At everything on the map;
But push and pull and boost and boom,
And use up all the standing room
At our Sunday school next Sunday
Will you meet us there? Say
yes and let us make it the best
Sunday school in our city.
Reporter.
We take subscriptions to the Drovers
Telegram.
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13
JASPER ODD FELLOWS VISIT ALBA

Noble Grand Jay Good of Jas
per Lodge 488, l. o. O. F., took
his famous first-degree team over
to Alba last Wednesday night
and conferred the beautiful first
degree for the Alba brethren. A
large number from Asbury Lodge
were present to witness the work.
Music was furnished by the we'll
known Odd Fellows trio, Messrs.
Andrews, Hull and Less. Alba
Lodge made the boys all happy
by serving a bounteous lunch after
the work. Seven cars bearing the
Jasper delegation contained the
The Jasper news., 1922-04-13

We take subscriptions to the Drovers
Telegram.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
DAMS BEING INSPECTED
BY JERSEY ENGINEERS

TRENTON, May 24-Approximate-
ly 500 dams in New Jersey will be
visited during an investigation OF
old dams of the state now being
carried on by engineers Of h De-
partment of Conservation and De-
velopment, and records of the own
Or, location, and condition of each
will be filed in the department office
in this city. Two or three years
will be required to complete the
survey.
The first work is being done on
those dams which in the opinion
of the county Boards of Freeholders
are most dangerous. The Board OF
Conservation and Development las
the mower to order the owner to re
pair his structure If it thinks that
the dam imperils life and property
Nm the valley below.
Authority for the supervision
over the erection and maintenance
of dams and reservoirs within the
state or between this and n otner
state" was provided by the legisla-
ture in 1912, but supervision in the
past because of lack of funds. has
been confined to new structures.
Plans for all proposed dams which
will raise the water more than five
feet or drain. ar area OF over one
square mile must be approved by
the Board of Conservation and De-
velopment in order that the safety
of these structures may be insured
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
ARREST GYPS|Es
IN JAMESBuRG
2 Charges of Robbery Made
Against "Queen." Defend
ants Pay. Are Freed.

JAMESBURG. May 24.-James-
burg police. for the second time
within a week. peat the state con-
stabulary to the scene of action and
arrested the accused person. Late
Monday afternoon a band of gypsies
was apprehended opposite the Fish
er garage, at lower Jamesburg on
telephone information from Old
Bridge d Helmetta that a band of
gypsies had robbed several places
on their passing through.
Marshal Fillhower rounded up the
band and took them to borough
headquarters where a hearing was
sEiven. on the charge of robbery and
after a long drawn-out hearing the
case was settled by the defendants
paying the costs and the money al
legged to have been stolen.
According to the tales told by the
plaintiffs. Mrs. John Schurg, of Old
Bridge, who was robbed of $50 and
Mrs. Rosie Shavinski, of Helmetta.
who lost SO due to the sleight of
hand methods practiced by the de-
PENDANT, Mrs. Susie Stanley. queen
Of the tribe"
Mrs. iSchurg said hat the band
came to her store in the afternoon
and priced nearly all the goods and
finally asked to see some money. A
small amount was brought out when
the queen said that If she would
show. the largest amount in h
house she would bless it and make
her lucky. Mrs. Schurg did not be-
lieve the story but when John Schurg
heard the tale of the Miracle Wom-
an" he showed a box containing $S7.
From the evidence told Schurg's
mind was wandering when Mrs.
Stanley took the $50. She left h
store Immediately and jumping in
the car disappeared. Nc witnesses
were produced who saw the defend
ant take the cash but as the money
was missing the blame was placed on
the gypsies.
Mrs. Shavinski told the same tale
with her husband. Meyer Shayinski,
as the "easy mark"
AS the Ease looked clear Justice
Paxton, before whom the CASE was
tried, placed the bonds for the grand
Jury action in $500 but Lou ohm
son. the king of the tribe offered
to pay back the money and the costs
as he had to be in Atlantic City yes
terday and did not val to go to
Jail, the justice thought 1t was h
Nest solution as no witnesses were
10 be heard who saw the theft and
settled the case as proposed by
Johnson, and discharged the prison.
els.
The party was held up some time
while an examination of the large
cars was made by the police who
were looking over Il -ir licenses ana
TO search for firearms. In the party
were -four small children, two women
and two men. all looking much in
need of a dip in the ocean at At
lantic city.
A. large crowd was attracted to
borough hall to hear the unusual
case.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
Mems Oxford Ties
For Sports Wear

a spring in a mans step.
A mahogany tan calf lace oxford
has a saddle band of matching leather
with rubber soles that are Goodyear
stitched. A shoe for both sports and
general wear, at SIS.
A two-tone oxford of smoked horse
hide has rubber soles and a plain toe on
a brogue last. Comfortable, at $50.
Canvas low shoes with rubber or
leather soles,'a 2.75 to AS. Second
Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
Men,! Get Under q
2.45 StraU Sailor

A hat here for every mans head.
In every wanted braid-the fine closely
woven braids-the medium braids-and
the roughish sennets.
A large majority of the fancy
straws come in the natural and brown
shades, with matching bands of brown
grosgrain.
And here is a tip worthy of any
mans consideration. These last named
hats will go through a summer with
less cleanings than most any other hat
on the market. Second Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
Pigskin Travelling Bags
Fine at Id. so

The regular 1000 bag that will COM
mand the respect of the most class
conscious porter.
l8-inch size, and made of genuine
russell pigskin, lined with sof leather
with three roomy pockets. The frame
is solid and sturdy-the trimmings Of
solid brass with protecting corners and
~good-looking double handles.
There are only twenty at this price
$50 less than usual Fourth Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
HOPELAWN

Miss Myrtle Larson, Of James
street, entertained a number OF
friends at her home Sunday night
in honor OF her birthday. Games
ana music were enjoyed. Refresh
ments were served. Among those
present were Misses Mandie Larson,
Eleanor Masters, Anna, Sophia and
Carlo Stocked, Marguerite Olson, Ell
sic. Ruth, Dorothy AID Helen
Obrian, Ellen. Renie, Josephine
Rodner, Eleanor LOSER, Francis and
Bessie Wilson, Daisy Burns, Lulu
Barrett. Ruth Wester. Teresa Acker,
Jonus Hamilton and William Lar
son.
Miss Marguerite and Mark Nc
Cabe was in Perth Amboy Satur-
day.
Fresh Pond road is being repaired
Aand ditched.
N Architect Jensen has refused to
accept the fire house as he states
that the stucco on the east side is
badly streaked. but the inside OF the
building is ready for the fremen to
hold their meetings.
A great number of people from
here attended the dance Friday
night at the Fords school.
Mrs. AndreW odHHO spent TIC wen
out of town visiting friends.
Mrs. Chris Cleater was in Perth
Amboy on Saturday.
Mrs. Fowler, Misses Dorothy Fow-
Ter. Ethel Game and Marie Gibbons,
of Jersey City. were the guests OF
Mrs. Don Obrian over the week
end.
Mrs. Peter Waldman of town vas
a Perth Amboy visitor Sunday.
The dance given by the local nfe
company in their hall last Saturday
proved to be = big success socially
and financially. Excellent music
was on. hand for the occasion.
A new hall team has just been
organized here under the manage
ment of Sam Sodnisky, OF Florida
Grove road The team is composed
OF boys of this section and they
call themselves the light Midgets
of Glendale. They would like to
book games with n lightweight
1team- Phone Perth Amboy 4s9-W.
Mrs. Ed Obrian. Of town. was a
Westfleld visitor on Wednesday.
Miss Bertha Reid. Of town. was a
Perth Amboy visitor on Saturday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
Time to Put
on Summer Ones

Universal make pajamas,. made Of
cool, summary materials, are a mans
best bet for a good nights sleep when
the mercury begins to soar.
1.65r for ESQ and 800 Kinds
1900 pairs Of these we'll known
pajamas will be offered at l.65 while
they last. Samples" and small lots in
plain white, colors or stripes and trim
med with silk loops (note the sketch)
and fancy braids.
Every pair is cut full and roomy,
made for downright comfort and
strictly perfect in every respect. Mems
Shop, First Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
WOmen's Sport Suits
Told in TUO Parts

One a skirt of ripping roshanara
and the other a tuxedo coat of another
color. Such delectable combinations as
tan and rose, jade and cream, black and
silver. Or n may choose all black
and all navy, at 1880.
Suits with skirts of checked velour
and tuxedo coats of plain-color heather
spun trimmed in the checks are $500.
Third Floor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-24
Open Season for
White Outing Shirts

And here are the shirts for the sea-
son. A wide range of white oxfords
with collar attached or not, and also
s%oft-6nish cotton, two in n shirts that
can be used with the collar or without.
And at the low price of 1.S5.
Made especially for Bamberger's in
correct sizes, with full-cut bodies; 1000
perfect in every respect. First Floor.