The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-11-22

Little Dead Giraffe.
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By ARTHUR BRISBANE

1Reprtntsd from Washington Herald)
baby giraffe was born in New Yorks big and died
William J. Bryan should apostrophze the longlegged little
corpse believe anything about evolution dead
baby grafe It is not that long front legs long neck
gradually ancestors reached higher ana longer
father must stretch his long front legs
to ground with his mouth and that hurts But evou
ton nothing with it, As you were created
ready made Divine Wisdom said have made everything
else will make giraffe with long front legs very
short hind legs and very long neck and thus prove MY
power The whole Of evolution is in that baby giraffe
James Lebrasca and his wife newborn baby
tS ss % I ~d pe
says Providence decide what shall become OF the baby
1t created"
Thou shalt not kill " is the commandment.
Life as it comes must stay Those extreme
those indotic at BIRTH must 60 all the way through
But just drag into our miserable prob
lem? What would be your idea Of Providence possessing
legs? 1t can't be to punish child just made that
has done nothing certainly could not be to the
imagination could hardly be capable OF that crime against
nocence.
Senator Arthur capper who writes editorials for his
THE Republican party lost the Labor vote and was only
saved from political disaster by the farmer vote"
Capper who speaks for farmers with authority tells Repub
what they do avoid losing the farmers in ad
dition to losing labor.
Make bigger farm loans and reduce freight charges
Change the Cummns- Esch transportation act.
what can do with the Muscle Shoals plant to reduce
the cost of fertilizer.
Taxes must be lighter. Government less expensive.
And to this every American will say Amen" Senator
Capper Constitutional amendment must put end to
tax exempt securities and fairly undstrbuted SURPRISES
tn big corporations and stock dividends
Not bad program The Administration would be wise
give it attention.
William Vanderbilt son of Alfred Vanderbilt drowned
the Lusitania and greatgrandson of William H.
Vanderbilt who of the original Vanderbilt will be
old Friday and get the fortune left by his
father.
What the difference between getting fortune the age
and shemng friends and getting such fortune at the age
OF ten? Not much for the average man.
How much Of handicap placed when his father
R 5 ponns dollars in the for
Some horses can with that handicap but the best
win with it.
The fond father going into the grave his Thank
me- my child The hardest work you need ever do is to sign
Hard the but useful in First, work
hard and usefu that they leave their money and
second leaving under such conditions makes certain
that will soon go back to the crowd whence originally
collected.
These the days Of single individuals controlling
Mussoni makes himself absolute dictator Of Italy TO the
allies he says proudly, Come to me-
One man Lenin, rules Russia
Another Renal Pasha rules Turkey and also tells the allies
Lloyd George England and Europe until heavy
Toryism, coming back, crowded him out.
Now in Bavaria arises the lone man," named Hitler His
army wears gray shirts copying Mussolins black shirts They
obey their master marching with revolvers backacs
Hitler like Mussoln fights radcaism His plan is to
Bavaria from Prussia and form independent Catholic South
Germany That plan which also Marshal Fochs plan
might successful with the aid of the French army
All fashions change onehat the gold fashion Lenin
tried other things, imitation money made money But
he comes back to gold He the bougeoe shall back
nothing OF what it has lost And at the hands
back its monetary system That's big entering wedge
he invites capital to to Russia and make all Cvza
ton imperfect But cannot in ten minutes improve one
or replace system built in ten hundred centuries.
Two Kinds of RefOrmerS