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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
pFls,. SENDS a VALENTINE

Scene: A street in Summerville. At
one side of the stage steps go up to
the front door Of a house built close
to the street. Beside the door is q
mail box. Enter Phil Evans. He
comes cautiously along, being sure no
one is watching him.
PHIL: Well. the coast Is clear. /
can run Up and slip this comic vaIen-
tine in old Mrs. Ricketts, mail box and
then beat it. She'll never know who
sent It. (Takes envelope out OF
pocket.) Gee! It's got an awrll pic
ture on ii. Won't she be mad. TIN
serve her right. though; she's such an
old crab. She's always complaining
about everything we boys do Can't
stand any teasing at all. Wen, here
goes. Gle puts envelope in box, rings
the doorbell, and runs around the side
OF the house, where he crouches down,
still visible to the audience.l
PHIL lin Whisper: She's coming,
all right
(Mrs. Ricketts,, an old woman, poorly
dressed. opens the door and looks out. }
MRS. RICKETTS,: Humph! Those
Rasty boys again. What 1 wouldn't
like to do to the young scallywagsi
(Enter Flora Fisher. young lady,
sweet-faced. hurrying along the
street.)
FLORA: Good morning, Mrs Rick
etts! Aren't you afraid you'n catch
cold out there on your doorstep with
no wrap about you?
MRS. RICKETTS,: It's those terrible
boys. They ought to be hung. One Of
them rung my doorbeH. That's why
l came out. How's your mother. dear?
FLORA: oh. she's much better,
thank you. I'm going down town now
to buy her some candy in a nice heart
SNAPPED box to surprise her.
MRS. RICKETTS,: My goodness, /
had forgotten. 1t is Valentines Day.
But it has been a long time since that
has meant anything to me. A long
time. Before lost my boy and moved
Ia here used to look forward to that
day, l can tell you. He always called
me his best girl. He was that foolish!
tMrs. Ricketts, wipes her eyes with her
apron. Phil scuirns IN his hiding place
and looks uncomfortahls.)
FLORA: He must have been very
devoted to you. It is no wonder you
have been 50 lonely. I'm ashamed OF
myself don't COME to sees you oftener.
MRS. RICKETTS,: You're a dear GIRL
to come as often as you do. I guess
I'm sort of hard TO get acquainted
with, but If folks act friendly I'm not
so bad am y
FLORA: why I should say not! I'd
these hAuShtlsss boys Never mind,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

at one time II different fruits. Four
teen! Count them. Walk around it
and look at them if you like. Lew
Kramer or Frank Holland will be glad
to show it. 1t is one of the many
trees of more than 20 different varie-
ties, planted in the two-acre plat of
ground near the office which is used
for a demonstration and experiment
station.
A grapefruit treeiis the parent stock
and nearly every variety Of citrus fruit
has been grated on it.
1t will have tangerines, llumquats,
lines, Temple orange branch and
four or five each of well known differ
ent varieties of oranges and grapefruit
for there is decidedly "sich an animule"
and it is a healthy looking little citrus
tree.-Lake Wales Highlander.
Is it any wonder that Frank Holland
is able to grow IA kinds of citrus fruit
on one tree when he got his early
training at Frostproof? That young
sprout will be down here showing us
how to get a 2o-acre grove into one
if he is not watched closely.-Highland
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
To.pAYs e,1zzIr

When the following jumbied words
have been properly arranged, their d.
agonals from the upper left hand cor
ner 70, the lower right spell the name
Of summer sport: Gins. wtni, rtu1i,
moro.
Answer 10 yesterdays: Area, seer,
feel ami. leap; cuytailed letters spell
April"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

BY the stubble you may guess the
grain.
Any small boy in his first trousers
feels sorry for his mother.
30
Miami with her murder mysteries is
fast catching up to Los Angeles.
90
When political grafters fall out hon.
est newspapermen get a lot of copy
%
When the locomotive goes off on
foot the engineer is generally carried
home in n cab.
II General Carlos r. Green's revolu-
tionary plans carry, Tobasco promises
to be hot again.
When it comes to question of stay
ing qualities the undertaken can lay
the pugilist out.
In most cases it isn't what the young
man earns that makes him rich; it's
what the old man saved.
1t is not wrong for girl students in
Columbia University to smoke, accord
ing 10 the president of the student
body The wrong Is in getting caught
at it.
Peusacola--the best town in the
best state in the United States.-Pen-
sacola Journal Come over and get
acquainted with Apalachicola. --Apa-
lachicola Times.
According to reports a coal strike
will hit the country in April. With
a supply of pine knots Floridians will
manage to keep the fires burning
Apalachicola Times.
According to statistics compiled by
Firestone research men, there are now
approximately 100000 automobiles. on
the farms of the country. Nearly No.
900 farms have motor trucks.
The Pensacola man who advertised
Florida lightwood knots for sale was
appealing 10 the Floridian who finds
pleasure in looking at the blaze as it
roars and dances up the chimney.-Ap-
alachicola News.
Between 1910 and 1920, city horses
decreased by more than one-half, ac-
cording to figures recently given out
by the bureau OF census. In some
cities. notably Cleveland. the decrease
was as high as IS per cent.
o.
yolvia, overseer of Zion City. Ill,
is said to have offered reward of
$1,000 to anyone who can prove that
the world is round and that IL moves
The Overseer might question the
spherical proportions of the ball bear
ings in his automobile were he not
able to see them with his eyes
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Cats az Law.

Fable: Once upon time every WON
an who was arrested. or sued or was
sued, claimed to be a chorus girl. Now
they are ell motion picture actresses,
according TO their claims.-New York
Evening World.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Fox and Grapes.

Fable: Once upon a time there was
a bootlegger who didn't say It was
bottled in bond.-st. Petersburg (Fla)
Times. -"Aesop's Film Fables"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Miller and Donkey.

Fable: once upon time there was
a driver who delivered a whole load
Of coal without breaking any glass in
the basement window.-North Adams
(Mass.) Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Fables in Brief.

Those wise and witty paragraph ia
bles inspired by "Aesops Film Fables"
are still appearing in the public prints.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
William In Disguise.

Fable: Once upon a time there was
a expert witness whose testimony con-
hicted with the views Of the side that
hired him.-Greenville IS. c. Pied
mont.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Fourteen Kinds of Citrus
Fruit on a Single Tree

One of the odd things to be seen at
Mammoth Grove is citrus tree that
will, when it begins to bear, display
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14
Earmer and Ostrich.

Farmer and Ostrich.
Fable: Once upon a time there was
a husband who enthused over all his
wife's new. hats and promptly handed
her the cash 10 pay for them.-Amboy
American.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

According to Greek legend, the
founder of the first medical school was
Chiron, the centaur.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

Here are some apt specimens that we
scissored today:
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

Miami with her murder mysteries is
fast catching up to Los Angeles.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

When political grafters fall out hon.
est newspapermen get a lot of copy.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

When the locomotive goes off on a
foot the engineer is generally carried
home in n cab.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

BY the stubble you may guess the
grain.
%
Any small boy in his first trousers
feels sorry for his mother.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

lower LETT opening See
he is sending his best girl today
KINDLY LIGHT: NY Old
EENTUCKE HONE. HOME. SHEET HDsfE: OLD Black JOE
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

II General Carlos r. Green's revolu.
tionary plans carry, Tobasco promises
to be hot again.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

When it comes to question of stay
ing qualities the undertaken can lay
the pugilist out.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

In most cases it isn't what the young
man earns that makes him rich; it's
what the old man saved.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-02-14

The Pensacola man who advertised
Florida lightwood knots for sale was
appealing TO the Floridian who finds
pleasure in looking at the blaze as it
roars and dances up the chimney,-Ap-
alachicola News.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24
KNEW NO BOSS BY THAT NAME
6ut Young Man Finally Figured Out
Just Whom His Acquaintance
Might Have Meant
Onlce nnlIIIcs a. ~ mknnMn even

Office politics are not unknown even
IN the government bureaus. Indeed
though perhaps this should be
Whi>pered-mayhe they're better
known there than anywhere else.
A bright young man holds down a
very responsible job IN one govern
ment unit and holds ii down very
capably His nominal superior is gen.
orally recognized as merely d figure
head. Relations between the two are
a bit strained.
The other day a Washiuctouiau.
talking of the bright young man. re-.
marked Il nearly ram down your boss
Inc other day In Scott circle. And
he mentioned tic boss by name.
The young man looked blank
Have ! a boss hy that uamef" he
asked oh yes-T know whom You
mean We have dead man lip at the
shop by that name. Washington
Post.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24
DANF0RTH OF BROWNS
HAS BAD REPUTATION
As Minor League Pitcher He Doc
t0rad the Balls.
At Least That Was Charge Always
Held Against Eim-EHectiveness
Increased When Opposing
Players Start russing.

once a p.sTer gets the reputation Of
being "a "cLeater" il is a difficult mat
ter for him to live it down.
Dave Danforth Of the Browns is an
example OF such D reputation In his
early days as Il minor league pitcher
Danforth doetored the balls
At least thar was the charge that
was always held against him as a
minor Lacquer. In the American as
ISOLATION it was not unusual for Dan
forth 10 strike ont ten men in a game.
His great work in that league
caused the White Sex to give him q
chance. He farcd iuSr so-so with chi
caeo ana was again sent back to tie
minors.
once more it was The American as
soeiation. this time witn the Columbus
dub Immediately pauforh began TO
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24
{ OF FAME is BUT A DAY
.e Keller, One Of Greatest Play
IS Of His Time. Is Made to
Realize Truth.

0ne sunny afternoon last fall, dur
Eng that period known as Indian sum
nier, Young America, In the form of
eightean sturdy Youngsters, were play
Ing baseball in lou.
Dprug the progress of the game a
man bent with disease. slight of bone
and spare Of flesh stopped and
watclel the actions Of the players.
Tho sparkle in the eyes Of the on
Io0iSer helied in his white hair-he
was diving again the days Of his youn,
maihoad when he was the greatest
but flats another story.
Atose play
s0ut said the catcher
eSate.' said the runner
wi U leave it to djs man to de-
ciaes said The catcher pointing TO
spark ling eyes witch the white hair.
All right, said the runner
So tie appeal was made to Caesar
fvr n gmeat
fn was the decision,
IS cea." said The discontented
rinne what does dat guy know
about baseball?"
The "oId guy" was Willie Kealer.
fanen as 4 player with the "Orioles'
and be If the greatest hiters and
base burners of his time. He was a
menh of the big four" Of those
days. the 90s-McGraw, Kelley, Jen-
things and Keller
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24

It's old that things
running through Gene Tunneys head like
boxing this heavyweight champion If
world under the Marquis Of Quesery Cor His
Carson City Je4r after1arl the lea
weie champion Of the world
Gene Tuneys real name is James Tunney srng little
brother his days brother tried to- saw Sim
Herest he came to i was Gin Gradually
Chat is why Tunney has
]. uce James
fancy Win him the caultong WHO
It's chance for the things ur hr
lives day making trio of James
eAa
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24
PIE KLEIN HOLDS RECORD
INA league Arbiter Banished
We nty-Two Payers From Bench
at Polo Grounds.

The other day IN a game at Gin
eAuaI Umpire Klein of the National
! g chased fourteen Of the Chicago
~ rs ron the bench to the club
neefs Ni.h only eleven men avail
sllae Gag vo1 the game to L..
me soiesale Punishment came in
The Err inning.
Someone suggested to KLEIN that
sending fourteen players to the club
house was n record but The umpire
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24

~ doing Z tie count 81 tile
men iu Il gae I'D Kew
@vzA X .,--a#-
81 the Polo grounds sew
-a ] cleared t4e bench
n decision tHa- falea
~ Official count was gwen
two
e, ID me as K there ware
% as the players went tu
aSe using the 10 .kstep and
l~-ty Vi tlL4e.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-24

The steel golf club is approved by
the Western Golf association.
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan, m the Cir
CUT Court for the County of st.
Clair, in Chancery.
At session of said Court con-
tinued and held at the Court
House in the City of Port Huron
said county on the 18th day of
January, A. d. 1922.
Present, Hon. Eugene f. Law,
Circuit Judge.
William o. Mortimer, Plaintiff
VS..
Richard Forbes and his unknown
heirs, legatees, .devisees and
assigns, Defendants.
1t appearing that the said de-
PENDANTS, named and unnamed,
are proper parties hereto and
that plaintiff after diligent search
and inquiry has been unable to
ascertain in what state or coun-
try defendants reside.
On motion OF Thomas Wellman,
Attorney for Plaintiff, it is or
dered that said defendants, nam
ed and unnamed, be entered in
this cause within three months
from the date Of this order and in
default thereof that the said bill
of complaint be taken as confess
ed by any defendant not so APP
pearing in accordance with the
rules and practices of this Court.
1t is further ordered that with
in forty days from this date
plaintiff cause a copy of this or
der to be published in the Yale
EXpositoi, a newspaper printed,
published and circulated in the
county of st. Clair, and that said
publication be continued therein
once each week for six successive
weeks.
Eugene +. Law, Circuit Judge
This suit is brought to quiet
title to lots six CO.. seven Cd and
eight (8), block forty-eight (48),
according to plat of Fort Gratiot
Military Reservation, City of
Port Huron, st. Clair county,
Michigan.
ThOs. Wellman, Attorney for
Plaintiff, Business Address:
Port Huron, Mich. 43-7
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan in the Pro-
bate Court for the County of st.
Clair. At a session of said Court
held at the Probate Office, in the
City of Port Huron, in said Coun-
ty on the 18th day of February,
a. d. 1922.
Present, Hon. George L. Brown
Judge of Probate.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Joseph Wilt, Deceased.
Edward F. Fead, having filed
with this Court his final admin
istration account as administra-
tor with the will annexed of said
estate, together with a petition
praying that the said account be
allowed, the administrator with
will annexed discharged, the es-
tate closed, the heirs determined
and the residue of the said estate
assigned to the persons entitled
thereto;
1t is ordered that Monday, the
Bird day of April next, at nine
in the forenoon, at said Probate
Office, be appointed for hearing
thereof;
And it is further ordered that
a copy Of this order be published
three successive weeks previous
to said day of hearing in the Yale
Expositor, a newspaper printed
and circulating in the said coun-
ty of st. Clair.
George l.. Brown.
CA true copy Judge of Probate
Mildred E. Wright, Probate Reg
lister. SOD
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan in lie Cir
cult Court for the County of st.
Clair, in Chancery.
At session Of said court, held
at the Court House, in the City of
Port Huron, in said County, on
the 3rd day of February, A. d.
1922.
Present, Hon. Harvey Tappan,
Circuit Judge.
Elizabeth Will, Plaintiff,
vs..
Michael SzOpinski and Caroline
SZOpinski, Defendants.
In this cause it appearing to
the satisfaction of the Court that
Michael Szopinski and Caroline
Szopinski and their unknown
heirs, devisees, legatees, assigns
and creditors are necessary and
proper parties to the above en-
titled cause, and that the said
defendants, by reason of being
unknown and unnamed, and the
whereabouts of the said Michael
Szopinski and Caroline Szopinski
being unknown, cannot be per-
sonally served with process with
in three months from this date;
On motion of George l.. Brown,
Attorney for said plaintiff it is
ordered that the appearance of
said defendants, Michael Szopin-
ski and Caroline Szopinski. and
their unknown heirs, devisees,
legatees, assigns and creditors be
entered in this cause within three
months from the date of this Or
der, and that in case of their ap-
pearance or the appearance of
any of them, they respectfully
causet heir answer or answers to
the bill of complaint in this cause
to be filed and copy thereof to
be served on plaintiffs attorney
within fifteen days after service
on them or such of them as shall
have appeared, respectively, or
their respective attorneys, of a
copy of said bill and notice of this
order and that in default thereof
Il e said bill will be taken as con-
fessed by them the said defend
ants, their unknown heirs, devils
ees, legatees, assigns and credi-
tors respectively.
And it is further ordered, that
within twenty days the said
plaintiff cause a copy of this order
to be published in the Yale Expos
ltor, a newspaper priE.eo pub
lished and circulated in said
County of st. Clair, and that such
publication be continued once in
each week for six successive
weeks, or that plaintiff cause a
copy of this order to be served on
each of said defendants, Michael
Szopinski and Cal oline Szopinski,
and their unknown heirs, devisees
legatees, assigns and creditors at
least twenty days before the time
prescribed for their appearance.
This suit is brought to quiet
the title to the following describ-
ed land in the township of China,
st. Clair County, Michigan, said
land being described as follows,
to-wit: The west half of the west
half of the northwest quarter of
Section 1S, Town a. North of
Range 16 East, and that certain
land contract between Elizabeth
Will and Michael Szopinski and
Caroline Szopinski be delivered
up to be cancelled.
Harvey Tappan,
Gil cult Judge.
George L. Brown, Plaintiffs At
torney, Port Huron, Mich 46-7
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan, the Probate
Court for the County Of st. Clair.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Wesley HOllenbeck, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that
four months from the 4th day of
February, A. d. 1922, have been
allowed for creditors to present
their claims agaist said deceased
to said Court for examination and
adjustment, and that all creditors
of said deceased are required to
present their claims to said Court,
at the Probate Office in the City
Of Port Huron, in said County
on or before the 18th day of June,
A. d. 1922, and that said claims
will be heard by said Court on
Monday the 18th day of June A.
d. 1922, at nine o'clock in the
forenoon.
Dated February a, A. d. 1922.
George L. Brown,
"a true copy Judge of Probate
Mildred e. Wright, Probate Reg
lister. 46-4
Alex Moore, Attorney for Admin
istrator.
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan, the Circuit
Court for the County of st. Clair,
in Chancery.
Otto BandlOw and Ella BandlOw,
Plaintiffs.
VS..
William A. Howard, Frederick
Wesh, their unknown heirs, de-
visees, legatees or assigns,
Defendants.
At a session of said Court, con-
tinued and held at the Court
House in the City of Port Huron
on the 30th day of December, A.
d. 1921.
Present, Hon. Eugene F. Law,
Circuit Judge.
In this cause it appearing to
the Court from the pleadings on
file that it is not known to the
plaintiffs whether any of the de-
PENDANTS be living or dead, or if
living, where they may reside, or
whether they have any personal
representatives living, and if so,
where said personal representa-
tives reside.
1t further appearing that none
of the defendants can be served
with process, and that said de-
PENDANTS are necessary and prop
er parties to this cause, and that
plaintiffs have been unable after
diligent search and inquiry to as
certain the names of the persons
named as defendants, or their
places of residence, Therefore,
on Motion of Moore & Wilson, at
torneys for plaintiffs. it is order
ed that the appear ance of the
said defendants, their unknown
heirs, devisees, legatees, or as
signs be entered in said cause
within three months from the date
of this order, and that each de-
PENDANT so appearing shall cause
an answer to be filed to the Bill
of Complaint filed herein as pro-
vided by the rules and practices
of this Court, and that in defaul:
thereof said bill be taken as
confessed.
1t is further ordered that with
in twenty days a copy of this or
der shall be published in the Yale
Expositor, a newspaper printed,
published and circulated in said
county, said publication to be con-
tinued once in each week for six
successive weeks.
EUGENE +. LAW.
43-7 Circuit Judge.
The suit hereinabove referred
to is brought to quiet title to the
following lands, to-wit: The east
half (12) of the west ha'f (h)
of the southwest quarter (H) of
section twelve (12), town four (4)
north, range fifteen (15) east.
Moore & Wilson, Attorneys for
Plaintiffs, Port Huron, Mich.
The Yale expositor., 1922-03-02

State of Michigan, in the Pro-
bate Court for the County of st.
Clair.
At session of said Court held
at the Probate Office in the city
of Port Huron, in said County, on
the LIST day of February, A. D..
1922.
Present, Hon. George L. Brown
Judge of Probate.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Margaret Preston, Deceased.
Henry Schlee having filed his
petition with this Court, praying
that certain instrument now
here on file may be allowed and
admitted to Probate as and for
the last will and testament of the
said deceased, and that the adj
ministration of said estate may
be granted to him or some other
suitable person;
1t is ordered that Monday, the
9Th day of March next, at 900
in the forenoon, at said Probate
Office, be appointed for hearing
thereof;
And it is further ordered that
a copy of this order be published
three successive weeks previous
to said day of hearing in the Yale
Expositor, a newspaper printed
and circulating in said county of
st. Clair.
George L. Brown,
CA true copy Judge of Probate
Mildred f. Wright, Probate Reg
lister. AGA