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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
Sweet Uses of Adversely

New York Times: If Postmaster
General Work isn't loved by civil SER
vice reformers, he can console himself
for their alienation by his high, his
supreme, place in the Tapley- Pollyan-
ma School of Philosophy. He looked
at the Republican smash and sees Har-
mony with her heavenly conch hover
ing over the disject members, and in
fusing concord and consonance into
the warning brethren:
With the Republican majorities
cut down there doubtless will be
more harmony among the Repub-
licans and they will be better
working force than heretofore.
Rosy and rapturous vision! Into a
family party where the "razzers" are
already flying through the air irrupts
a band of implacable artists with the
"razzer." The outcome is unison
Brother Brookhart puts his strong
arm around the neck of Brother Hale,
Brother La Toilette, who has been do
ing such remarkable missionary work
in Brother Kellogg's circuit, assures
hidden fondness for the new tariff and
Republican policies generally. The
erring brethren who have been fight
ing ship subsidy hasten to the relief
of Brother Harding. The bonus
boosters refrain from boosting. The
agrarian radicals, great-grandsons OF
Greenbackism, grandsons of Populism
forswear their plans to tinker with
the Federal reserve and to jack up the
excess profits and inheritance taxes
The Banana Belt" marries oval
Street" and green cheese drops visibly
from the grinning moon.
There are two Republican parties
| One must eat the other. Fortunately
the radicals don't agree entirely among
themselves, and Brother La Toilette
agrees with nobody; but the combina
ton of discontents and grievances that
expressed itself so variously anc
sharply in last weeks elections pro-
misses i'll for a Republican modus
vivendi in the sixty-eighth congress
No instinct of compromise affects the
Gracchi of the Middle West. A Re
publican-D Democratic Nonpartisan Lea
que Farmer-Labor bloc is the natural
cave of harmony for them. If that is
not too smiling a prospect for conser-
vatives, they shouldn't withhold their
admiration from Mr.. Work. Him ev-
cry prospect please and only makes
him smile.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
A WOman's Back.
The Advice of this Redwood Falls
Woman is of Certain Value.

Many a woman's back has many
aches and pains.
Off times tits the kidneys fault.
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills are
so effective.
Many Redwood Falls women know
this.
Read what one has to say about it.
Mrs. C. H. Bobzin, E. Bridge ST.,
Redwood Falls, says, says: "Now and
then when I over-work or catch cold
it is sure to affect my kidneys and
bring on attacks of backache. My
eyes become affected and can see
little lights before me. When these
attacks come on, take Doan's Kidney
Pills. I never fail to get good results
from Doan's; they rid me of all the
annoyances. I don't know Of any
other remedy can recommend more
highly than Doan's Kidney Pills."
Price 60 cents, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Bobzin had. Foster-MilburE
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
First, Dec. 13-Last, Jan. 24)
Notice Of Mortgage
Foreclosure Sale

Default has been made in the con-
ditions of certain mortgage dated
the first day of March, 1917, made
by John Mccartney and Nettie Nc
Cartney, his wife, mortgagors to the
Gold Stabeck Loan and Credit COM
pany, a corporation, mortgage, which
said mortgage was recorded in the
office of the Register of Deeds in
and for the County of Redwood,
State of Minnesota, on the 9th
day of May, 1917, at LEO o'clock
P. M, in Book So of Mortgages, on
Page 25, and which said mortgage
was thereafter assigned by the Gold
Stabeck Loan & Credit Company to
The Fidelity Mutual Life Insurance
Company, corporation, by written as
signment dated May %, 1917, and re-
corded in the office of the said Regist-
err of Deeds of said Redwood County
on the 24th day Of July, 1917, at 500
o'clock A. NJ, in Book IS of Mortgages
on Page 179.
No action or proceeding has been
commenced either in law or in equity
to recover the debt secured by said
mortgage Or any part thereof.
There is now due and claimed to be
due at the date of this notice,
in principal and interest, the sum Of
Six Thousand Fifty-one and $1,000
(S6,051.59) Dollars; and in addition
thereto the sum Of Two Hundred
Seventy-eight and 39-100 (S278.39)
Dollars, taxes for the years 1920 and
1921 paid by the said The Fidelity
Mutual Life Insurance Company, ag-
gregating in all the sum Of Six
Thousand Three Hundred Twenty nine
and 98-1OO (S6,3299s) Dollars.
NOW THEREFORE, notice is here
by given that by virtue of the power
of sale in said mortgage contained,
said mortgage will be foreclosed by u
sale of the land and premises describ-
ed therein namely:
The East Half of the South
east Quarter (E1a of SEQ of
Section Twenty-three (23), and
the East Half of the Northeast
Quarter (E1a of NEA) of Sec
ton Twenty-six (26), all in Town
ship One Hundred eleven 11D,
Range Thirty-nine, West Of the
Fifth Principal Meridian, accord
ing to the United States Govern
ment survey,
said premises lying and being in said
Redwood County, State of Minnesota,
by the Sheriff of said Redwood Coun-
ty, Minnesota, at the front door of the
Court House, in the City of Redwood
Falls, County of Redwood. State Of
Minnesota, on Monday the Goth day of
January, 1928, at eleven 11:00) o.
clock in the forenoon, to satisfy the
sum then due on said mortgage and
the costs of said sale, including an
attorneys fee of One Hundred ($100.-
00) Dollars.
Dated this 18th day of December,
A. D. 1922.
THE FIDELITY MUTUAL
LIFE INSURANCE COM
PANY,
Assignee of Mortgage.
JAMES E. O'BRIEN,
Attorney for Assignee Of Mort
gage,
1854 Security Building,
Minneapolis, Minnesota. 22-7ts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
Crow Creek School
District No. 2

The seventh and fifth grades made
calendars this week
We have a Christmas Scene on our
sand table, Vera Hakes brought a
small Christmas tree and we decorated
it.
The seventh and fifth grades took
two tests this week in silent reading.
The seventh grade made an average
of two hundred and thirty words in
a minute.
The past week the pupils have
brought things in pint jars and we
have heated them on top of the furn-
ace. With this plan each child can
bring something he likes and if he
doesn't care to bring something he
does not need to. The cold weather
made US enjoy dish Of hot soup for
our dinner.
Miss Kolp spent the weekend with
Mrs. Sadie Morse in Redwood.
Harold French was absent two DAYS
this week on account of the cold
weather.
Cry Baby Onion is ahead in our
Vegetable race, Juilietta Beans holds
second place and Tommy Tomato has
third.
Cleo and ChIoris Sayre spent Thurs
day night with Esther and Doris Gray.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
The Eumorist
R. E. S. in Life

K. +. s. in Lite.
He refers to grand opera as grand
uproar," and the word several is
transformed by his nimble wit into
SEVERAL" When he desires to be
emphatic he says "absotively' or
"posilutely," and he believes that the
most effective way to put guest at
ease is to invite him to "sit down and
make yourself uncomfortable
When asked what day of the week
it is, he says, "This is Tuesday-all
day." and when asked the time, he
waggishly replies, Same time it was
yesterday at this time" He never
passes up an opportunity to refer to
every Ford he sees as "a rafting good
car" and whenever summoned for any
purpose whatsoever, he inquiries,
What can l do you for?" He starts
each telephone conversation with,
Guess who this isl" and concludes
with "Bye-bye."
When he sees someone fall heavily
in the street, he shouts pleasantly,
"Hey, brother-you dropped some
thing" and then wonders why the
object of his witticis mfails to laugh
so convulsively as he does himself.
Every time he encounters friend in
evening dress, he says, THAT is a
swell dress-suit you've got there.
Why don't you buy it?
When showing down a spade flush
in a poker game, he announces that
They're all pink" and when he holds
a particularly good hand, he invaria-
bly, asks, "Who dealt this mess ?" AL
though he is most loquacious when
shooting craps, he is not particularly
convincing in stimulation of negro dia-
lect, nor is he entirely sure of the cor
rect nicknames for the various points;
! he refers to five as "Lil Joe," and ele-
ven as Big Dick" He is perhaps at
his best in the baseball park, for there
| ly by the power of his vocal cords.
He always calls mustache mis-
placed eyebrow" and beard is re-
ferred to as alfalfa" Whenever he
gives blind man nickel he roguish-
| " remarks, "Don't spend it all in one
place." and each time that he arrives
/ in a new locality, he draws good
laugh from himself) by exclaiming,
$50 this is Paris"
| He has a wide assortment of snap
| py farewell speeches, among might be
| listed, Don't take any wooden mon
ey; but if you do, let me know and
/ III split it with you," or "Dont do
anything I wouldn't do" or "Well, be
good, be careful"
When all other bon mots have fail
ed, he can always introduce, on any
occasion whatsoever, Amt nature
grand?" 1--WE don't get much money,
but we do see lifew or That's me all
| over, Mabel"
Scarcely a day passes that he does
not have an opportunity to thank a
benign Providence for his saving sense
of humor.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
Marion School
District No. Ii
X x X X X X x X X

Our Little Citizens League met
Friday and appointed the committees
for the following week and the rest OF
the hour was spent in sewing and
manual training.
The lower grades have been making
Christmas decorations for the school
room.
The boys are making brushholders
in manual training this week.
Barnum's, Thorsten's, and Salfer's
were Redwood Falls shoppers Bargain
Day.
Our program committee is working
on Christmas program for next Fri
day afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Friedley were
Redwood Falls shoppers on Bargain
Day.
The fifth. seventh and eighth grades
finished their Christmas booklets this
week.
Miss Kennedy and Miss Ohlendott
visited cur school last Thursday and
Miss Ohlendorf gave us talk or
Health Chores.
Ernest Overmeyer and family spent
Sunday evening at the home of Phi
Davis.
Our school is selling Christmas seals
and most all Of them are sold already
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27

Villa will open bank, not the
way bandits usually do.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27

When business gets dull in little
town it is glad to possess a historical
shrine"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27
Race School
District No. 10

The second grade have two new
readers.
William Cuddie has returned from
Michigan and is staying at c. E. o.
sons.
Mr.. and Mrs. Axel Newberg visited
the C. E. Olson family Thursday.
Our visitors for this week were
Mrs. Leon Haesaent, Mrs. Andres and
three children, and Miss Ellen Ster-
berg. -
We are practicing for our Christmas
program to be given Friday
December %.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Cantine have
moved in with Mrs. Cantine's par
ents, Mr. and Mrs. F. Semans.
Harry Johnson and Dorothy Plcht
are to be our next reporters.
We are earning a volley ball by
selling pencils. They are nearly all
sold.
Bernita Olson spent the weekend
with her aunt, Mrs. B. Nicholson.
When business gets dull in little
town it is glad to possess a historical
L.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27

When the Minnesota legislature is
called to order. next January, four
women will respond to the roll call.
This will be the first time in the
history of the state that women have
been permitted to participate in the
making of laws. That they will ac-
quit themselves with honor and cred
it goes without saying. Three of the
women elected are from Minneapolis
and the fourth comes from Ottertail
county. 49,. 4..a.-. / aA4saazAA
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-12-27

Try our WANT AID Column.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
MONTEVALLO SEES
 W|LDBOOzE CHASE
Alleged BootIeggers and Mar shaI in Hot Race Through
 Town

Montevallo, August 8.-(Special.)- The town of Montevallo was greatly stirred this afternoon by a hot chase after bootleggers. About half mile from town Marshal Walker, while in a car with Dr. Grove and Dr. Mitchell. espied Ford that was sup posed to be loaded with booze. The three white men in the car recog- nizing the marshal fired at him and drove with all possible speed by the railroad station. Dr. Grove, who was driving the car with the mar shal, followed at speed of about fifty miles per hour. both cars go- ing at this rate through the main street of town and the occupants firing rapidly at each other natural ly created the wild"St sensation.
 The pursuing car gradually gained on the other and as Marshal Walker was about to jump from his car te the running board of the other, eie three bootleggers ran up beside the road fence and leaped over. disap- bearing in the woods, about quarter of a mile beyond town. The car. five eight gallon cans of whisky, two small bottles, one pistol and one hat were captured. The marshal sent at once to Aldrich mines to get the dogs and if trail can be found. will give chase again. It Is supposed that these men were selling liquor that is made at or near Pelham, and finding little or no demand south of here. were on their way to Birming- ham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
By MIGNoN HALL

You who gave to the Riddle Ramp and all you who were so interested In the demonstration of what actual ly may be done for the malnourished child in four weeks time with care ful feeding and supervised rest:
 Know that by actual record, 25 litle children who were way off in weight. had such weight percentage reduced 80 per cent.
 Those are figures just compiled and sent in by Miss Bertha Clement, chief nurse of the Anti-Tuberculosis association, which in cooperation with The Age-Herafd Fresh Aid de- partment, put on the Riddle Ramp.
 From Many Schools
 The 25 children were selected from schools over the city and county where the ti-Tuberculosis associa- tion has been working to bring lit- tie folks up to normal weight and girtn. They represented some of the most stubborn cases. All the little folks were free to gain. having had tonsils and adenoids removed and teeth cared for. However, a special examination given at camp, which was at the Shades -Cahaba High school. by pr. c. C. Mclean reveal ed some defects that had been pre- viously overlooked in four pupils.
 The best food that could be bought was given the kiddies, and each child, in addition, drank quart os the best grade sweet milk daily. There were morning and afternoon rest periods of one hour each day, exercises, an extra morning lunch and various kinds of play. Special emphasis was placed on the rules of healthy living. A weight chart was kept for each child.
 Parents were urged to attend camp and watch the progress of the chill dren.
 Dr. Baker Visited
 One day during camp, the kiddies' good friend, Dr. N. R. Baker, coun- ty superintendent who gave them
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
Births--Deaths

Birth reports received at health office August !: Mir. and Mrs. F. E. Walters. 51o Twenty-fourth street, north, July es. boy.
 MT. and Mrs. J. H. Rodda, Irondale, July 21. girl
 MT. and Mrs. M. c. Jones, Irondals July 25. girl.
 MT. and Mrs Theodora McDonald
 Irondale, July 12, girl. MT. and Mrs. J. M. Goodwin. Route
 l. Irondale, July 30, girl. MT. and Mrs. Sylvester Crawford. Dixiana. July 2, girl. MT. and Mrs. Francis M. GuthrIe
 Dixiana. July 6. boy.
 MT. and Mrs. Ollie Love, Dixiana.
 July 21, boy.
 MT. and Mrs. J. w. Love, Dixiana, July 24, girl.
 MT. and Mrs. Earle Israel, Dixiana,
 July 31, girl. MT. and Mrs. Fred William Green
 2116 Tenth avenue. south, July 2T. boy. MT. and Mrs. Leo A. Goovick, Route
 (. Birmingham, July IT, girl Mir. and Mrs H. H. Martin, Route { Birmingham. July IS. girl. / Mir. and Mrs. J. A. Burrouehs. , Route 5, Birmingham. July 6. girl. MT. and Mrs. Henry c. Hill. 91o Sixty-efghth street. south, July 1s. boy.
 MT. and Mrs Floyd H. Casteel. Frs ley infirmary, July 30, boy. MT. and Mrs. R. T. Roberts 101K | girl.
 MT. and Mrs. William A. Cain. 51a2
 First avenue, south. July IS, boy. MT. and Mrs. Frank Roebuck. 220s Thirty-rifth avenue. July 2S. girl | MT. and Mrs. J. w. Crawford. Ful-
 ton Springs. July 24. girl.
 Mir. and Mrs. William c. Arnold.
 1928 Sixteenth avenue. north, July z. girl. MT. and Mrs. c. H. Beck. North Bir-
 mingham. July 5. girl ! Mir. and Mrs. John P Padpett
 Trafford, (twins). July 30, girl. MT. and Mrs. Benjamin F. Reeves.
 3oos Prince street (twins). July s, boy.
 Mir. and Mrs. William O. wooten.
 151s Nineteenth street, Ensley, July l 6, boy. MT. and Mrs. William H. Miller. sos Third street. Pratt City. July II, girl. MT. and Mrs Ralph H. Cohron, 300
 Handsom avenue, July 2s. girl. MT. and Mrs. Porter E. Morgan, l2l0 Second avenue. East End, Au- gust 3. boy. Death reports received at health office August !: Catherine Richards. Irondale. Au- gust \ g months Henry Davis. ss0 Fifty third street, north. August 4, so years. Mrs. L. o. Beavers. Baptist hospital, August 5, 34 years. Henry Hugh Gossett South High land infirmary August 6. 2s years. Eugene Oliver Wallace, St. Vim cents. August 5. 22 years. Evelyn F. Harbin, 1909 Nineteenth
 street, north, August 6. years. Dora A. Edwards, 303 Third street, Docena. August 3. 27 years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
Pat 0'Hara Wood
 Suggests Worlds
 Tennis Tournament

Boston. August ss.-A suggestion that the worlds turf tennis singles championship be decided annually in the same country and at the same time as the Davis cup play, was made today by Pat O'Hara Wood. a mem Der of the Australasian team. With his teammatesF Wood is here to meet France in the semi-finals of the In- ternational competition to decide which country shall challenge the United States for the trophy.
 The worlds turf singles title is popularly attached at present to the winner of the Wimbledon. England tournament for the British champion ship. This tournament was won this year by Gerald L. Patterson. captain of the Australasian team, who has announced that any claim 1t may give him to the world title will be thrown into the courts when he enters play for the American championship at Philadelphia next month.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST g, 1922
MASONS WILL HOLD
 B|G ANNUAL CUE
Edgewood Park Scene of Big Outing Tomorrow
 All Day

Games and athletic events of all descriptions will feature the annual picnic and barbecue which will be staged at Edgewood park tomorrow from 10 to 6 o'clock by Charles Wheeler chapter No. 15s, Royal Arch Masons. This event, 1t Is expected, will be attended by record break ing crowd of members of the organ ization and their families, Officials have declared to the members that each and every one will be expected to be on hand, and if not possible to attend during the morning to send the family on out as they will be well cared for and for the male mem bers to come out later In the day.
 Aside from the usual picnic and barbecue spread at this event. water melon and all kinds of soft drinks will be obtainable by the thirsty.
 The program for the day follows:
 Games and contests, 10 a. m., run ming race. boys. years of age; running race. girls. T years of age; running race, boys, 10 years of age; running race, girls, 10 years of age; running race, boys, Is years of age. Distances, years, 25 yards; 10 years. 75 yards; Is years. 100 yards. Judges. George F. wheelock and A. P. Wells.
 10:30 a. m.--Hoop race, free for all, 25 yards.
 1o:s5 a. m.-sack race. free for all. 25 yards.
 Il a. m,-Peanut race. free for all, 25 yards.
 Judges, P. A. Blackwell and T. NJ. Bibb.
 l1:5o a. m.--Hill climb to Inn, from Dreamland pavilion, 12 years or less; same for girls. 12 years or less.
 p. m.-Barbecue.
 2:30 D. m.-Dancing contest, best fox trot; dancing contest, best waltz; dancing contest. best one-step.
 p. m.-Swimming contest. boys up to IS years. 10 yards; girls up to Is years, 10 yards; men 50 yards; women, 50 yards; men. 100 yards i; women. 100 yards; diving contest. men and women.
 Baseball game, p. m.--Reds: c. C.. Rodenberry, pitcher; H. S. White, catcher; F. A. Reed. first baseman; J. H. Gaines. second baseman; H. k. Gaines, third baseman; J. E. Mareno, shortstop; c. B. Gambrell, right field; P. A. Blackwell, center field; R. B.. English, left field. Blues: c. M. Hoot- en, pitcher; D. L. Smith. catcher; &. c. Hewes, first baseman; c. H. Lusk, second baseman; F. E. Hale, third baseman; W. E. Sanford. shortstop; S. P. Floyd, right field; E. D. Fly, center field; W. w. Alvey, left field. Big league umpire, M. Ringelbery; bush league umpire, Tom Cummins.
 Barbecue. lemonade, ice cream. watermelons and other refreshments will be served.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
GROCERS INDORSE HEALTH ORDINANCE
 ID HANDLE FOODS
Plans Made for Annual Bar becue and Picnic at Oliver Lake-Membership En-
 bIemS Received

The regular meeting of. the Bir- mingham Retail Grocers' and Butch ers' association was held last night in the ballroom of the Hillman ho- tel with record attendance of the members.
 George ". Yancey, attorney for the association gave an opinion on the proposed ordinance of the city health department to further pro- tect the public health by regulating the traffic in and manner of hand ling foods intended for human con sumption.
 MT. Yancey explained each sec tion and much discussion was raised, after which 1t was unani- mously voted in favor of the adop- ton of the ordinance. subject to such technical changes made by the at- torney and the board of directors of the association.
 A report on the progress of the federal trade commission in the case against the National Biscuit com pany regarding price discrimination between retailers was read with much interest.
 A report on the progress of the third annual barbecue and outing of the association to take place at Lake Oliver September 12. was made by Secretary B. C. Apperson and J. E. Colvin, members of the general entertainment committee. The fol- lowing committees were appointed on plans and arrangements with chairmen: Ways and means. T. J.. Grimes, chairman program and publicity, B. c. Apperson. chairman: transportation, c. $. Hoadley, chair man: refreshments. Mason Martin, chairman; cooking, Robert A. Emond. chairman. serving, J. D. Colvin' chairman; swimming. Sam l.. Cres- we'll Suggestions were made to advertise the day as "Grocers' and Butchers day in Birmingham. Stores close all day.
 Much interest was shown regard ing the new membership emblems of the association which have just arrived which are in the forms Of
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-08-09
Splendid Gain Shovn h
 FinalKiddie KampReport

permission to use the Shades -Cahaba school for their vacation, went to visit.
 The kiddies clamored for "A story. storyi" from him. Although the superintendent tried to evade the is- sue and begged to be let off, the little folks were insistent; and final ly clapped their hands with joy to hear all about a little boy who de- stroyed all the faries' toadstools and who was punished by being changed to half dozen different kinds of animals and creatures. Finally. after good hard scrubby bath, he changed to a little boy again whereupon all the children made the vow that they would be clean little souls forevermore.
 Accompany the superintent was Miss Perna Robinson, Mrs. L. IT.. Harrison, principal of the Lipscomb school. and Mrs. W. o. Longshore of Roanoke.
 Actual Results
 The following were the children at the Riddle Ramp. with a chart show ing just how the underweight of each child was reduced.