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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
A Lover of Quiet.

"You wouldn't think it to look at me,
sir said the Seedy caller in quest of
a famous Jazz orchestra. Even if / do
bells. dishpanS and cymbalS."
you were, eh?' replied Mr.. Grump-
son. well, Pm IL wolf for peace and
quiet. I've discharged no less than
II stenographers for tapping on the
floor with their toes and rapping on
desks with pencils"
In that case" said the seedy call.
er. hastily, III wish you good morn
INSTRUMENTATION Age-Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
IN BUYING ASPIRIN
ALWAYS SAY "BAYER"
Look for the Name "Bayer" on Tab
lets, Then You Need
Never Worry.

"Rayer Tablets Of Aspirin can be
taken safely for Colds. Headache,
Toothache, Earache. Neuralgia, Lum-
bago. Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neuri-
It's, and Pain generally.
To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unhroken package of "Bayer Tablets If
Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross
The "Bayer Cross" ear the gen
uine. world-famcus Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over twenty-One
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
EXPRESSIVE put Modern.

Mother had just brought Judy. age
three. some candy. As children usu-
ally do. judy forgot her lessons in
courtesy.
what are you going to n to me
for bringing you the candy" her
mother asked.
With IA grin. Judy threw her arms
around her mother and exclaimed -:
tn tell the world. mother, you're
some kid"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Qualification.

"Did You make your ideas perfectly
clear to your anditors?'
IF ! did reioined Senator Sor-
ghunm. though1fully, II hope some of
'em will take the trouble to drop
around and explain EN- to me-
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Vienna Taxes ADVERTISING.

A tax on aN forms of printed adver-
Using has been decided upon by the
municipality Of Vienna. In neWspa-
cent for situations wanted up to 80
per cent for luxury articles II muse
mentS
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
u and Single.

"Marry him if You will. but be
warned" the dear friend said. He
will lead Il double life"
Maybe he will responded the
maiden who was no longer in LIES
sprirg. but I'd rather he led a double
life than that | led q single one
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Shave With Cuticura SOAP

And double your razor efficiency as
well as promote skin purity. skin COM
fort and skin health. No mug, no
Shiny soap. no germs, no waste, no irri-
tation ever when shaved twice daily.
One soar for all uses-shaving bathing
and Observation-Disclosures
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
thin FRA|L PEOPLE
SHOULD TAKE TANLAC
Hundreds of Men and Women All Over America
Appear To Be Physical Wrecks Simply Be-
cause Their Systems Are Starving
for Nourishment.

There are hundreds of thin, rundown, nervous men and women
all over the United States who should be strong, sturdy and
vigorous, with rich, red blood tingling through their veins and
feeling brimful of life and energy, if they would only profit by the
experience Of others all over the United States and Canada, and
assist nature to digest the food they eat, by simply taking Tanlac.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
That's the Kind.

JOneS-'SimmOnS seems to have 1
very active brain" BoneS-"Ah, yes
but is it retroactive?"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08

Practical jokers prosper in their jok
ing because - few haNe the DISPOSE
ton to retaliate.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08

Aim at the top. 1t may help you
to land i'm the middle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Caused a Grin.

The sidewalk was a bobbing garden
patch Of umbrellas.
Around the corners of buildings tho
able.
The crowd huddled along. mnrOs0,
subdued.
On one corner Il newsboy was stand.
ing, the rain beating biithely In his
face as he threw back his hair and
yelled:
Read all about the beautiful winter
down in Florida"
And in spite of themselves h be-
draggled pedestrians grinned.-LOuis.
vile cOurier-JOurnai.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08

Two Varieties OF Hard Luck.
There's two kinds of people always
in hard luck them th't did it, but
never thought; and them hit thought,
but never did it.-JOsh Wise.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Unkind.

my face is my fortune she said.
swell" he replied. "never mind that.
The richest people aren't always the
happiest."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08
Awful Thin.

Awful Thin.
"She's awfully thin"
Eyes. Instead of bathing she merely
polishes up the bones
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-02-08

On the instal!ment Plan.
"Does your future husband know
your age, MyrtIe?' "Well-partly."-
Legion Weekly.
The herald., 1922-10-12
BIO Steel Mill Merger Is Ruled Illegal

plant, Nelson B. Gaskill. chairman OF
the commission, declares the proposed
merger is in violation of section of
the federal trade commission act,
which says:
Unfair methods of competition In
commerce are hereby declared unlaw-
full"
Chairman Gaskill and majority OF
the commission hold that the merger
would constitute unfair methods OF
competition. In a dissenting opinion
Commissioner Van Fleet, the only
member appointed by President Har'
ding, declared the merger is legal.
Even Chairman Gaskill, In conclud-
ing his public statement of the case
| acknowledging that any statement pre-
vious to a hearing is unusual, said:
II do not commit myself TO adher'
ence TO this view on final decision,
adding that he would await the urgu
ments of counsel with much inter
est" and ian open mind"
The herald., 1922-10-12
Weiehty Things Nowadays in Congress

GONE weighty things get into the
- dear old Congressional Record
these days. Here for example, Is an
EXCERPT from Record of recent date:
Mr.. Ireland. Mr.. Speaker, by d.
rection Of the Committee of Accounts
l call up privileged report on House
Concurrent Resolution GO.
The clerk read as follows:
House Concurrent Resolution GO
Rept. No. 1850. Resolved by the
House of Representatives (the Senate
concurring), That the Architect of the
Capitol be, and he is hereby, author
Ized and directed TO make a contract
fur the determination and punishment
of insects from the House Office build
ing. the Capitol. and the Senate once
building at an expenditure not to eX-
coed s.. 800 That the expenditures in
CARRYING out the contract be paid from
the contingent funds of the House anc
Senate in equal proportions. and upon
vouchers authorized by the respective
committees having control or the con
tingent funds of the Senate and House
of REPRESENTATIVES and approved Dy
the chairmen thereof"
Mr.. Ireland. Mr.. Speaker, l thini
The herald., 1922-10-12
Arn,v Officers in Schools Quit Posts


MORE than fifty army ofhcers on
1tl active duty at colleges, unlver-
stiles, high schools and other educa-
tional institutions throughout the
country have been relieved of their
assignments land from further active
dirty" in the army. The wholesale re-
tirement of these instructors, 1t was
said. had become necessary because
of reduced appropriations authorized
by congress for the fiscal year ending
June 30, 1923.
All the instructors had previously
been retired from active service IN
the army. but were considered excel
lent material for military training
work at educational institutions.
Among the various institutions az
footed by the removal Of present in
structors are the University OF Cali
fornia. San Francisco and Los Angeles
high schools, Oregon Agricultural col
Iege. University of Pennsylvania
Western Maryland college, Sewanee
Military academy, Tennessee; Univer
sity of Georgia, University Of Mime
sofa. State University of Iowa, Unlver
sitv of Kentucky and high schools al
The herald., 1922-10-12
Rr;ta;n to Paw Interest to Uncle Sam

General Skinner, has announced pol
icy Of using her gold reserves In order
to increase gold holdings in the United
States for use in the payment of In
terest on the war debt. Sir Robert
Horne, chancellor of the exchequer,
has announced in the house of COM
mons, he reported, that Great Britain
was shipping gold from her reserves
10 the United States in preparation FOE
the interest payment coming due in
the fall.
October Is about s65,Oo0.ooo Of In
terest on the British war debt will fall
due. and on November 10 approx
mately s35,OOO.OOO. or roughly $780,
600 600, Of interest will be due from
England on those two dates, which
will be the first interest becoming
payable since the expiration last April
of the three year period when interest
on foreign debts was deferred by this
country.
Representatives of the British treas
ury are to meet the American debt
commission late In December to con
slider the funding of Great Britain, !
The herald., 1922-10-12
Mary Marie
ELEANOR H. PORTER

a sleiEh-ride, supper, and not
come home until evening"" cried
Mother. "And with whom, did you
SayT'
Paul Mayhem" ! answered. l still
tried to speak casually; at the same
time l tried To indicate by voice and
manner something Of the great honor
that had been bestowed upon their
daughter.
Father was impressed-plainly i'm
pressed; hut not a al in the way |
had hoped he would be. He gave me
a swift, sharp glance; then looked
straight at Mother.
"Humph, Paul Mayhew! Yes. l
know him." he said Crimly. "And Tn
dreading the time when he comes into
college next year"
"You mean" Mother hesitated and
stopped.
81 mean / don't like the company
he keeps-already," nodded Father.
"Then you don't think that Mary
Marie" Mother hesitated again, and
| glanced ut me.
Certainly not" said Father de
cidedly.
knew then, Of course. that III
meant l couldn't go on the sleigh ride
even though he hadn't said the wordI
The herald., 1922-10-12
Troops Are Moved to Permanent Posts

ing battery from Camp Lewis TO the
Preside. San Francisco. and Troop l.
Of the Ninth training center squadron
from Camp Lewis to Monterey, 'al.
In the Second area Battery Il Of the
Sixth field artillery, the First aihiAu'
milton train. the First ordnance com
many. the headquarters company OF the
First field artillery brigade ana me
Sixth field artillery all were ordered
from Camp Dix, Y. j., 10 Ed-e""ou
arsenal. Maryland.
In the Fourth area, the First bat
talon of the Sixth infantry was Or
dered from Camp Mcclellan, Ma, l"
Fort Mcpherson. ga, the nuclehN "l
the Sixth infantry from Mcclellan ana
Fort NcpherSou To jefferson HaTrackS'
Mo, Engineering Training company
| No. ! al McClelland was ordered
70 Fort Du Pont. Del. and Training
/ battery No. / to Des MOines, Iowa
Movements ordered in the Seventh
area included Troop l. Of Training
Center squadron No. : from Fort Smell
ing. Mimi, TO Camp Lewis. Wash
Troop /. of the same squadron 10 Fort
Des Moines; Engineer Training com
pany No. :, Fort Smelling to Lewis
and the Air Service detachment d
Fort Crook. Neb., TO Fort Riley, Nan
In the Eighth area Training battery
No 8 at Fort Sam Houston was OF
dered TO Fort Sill, Okla.
The herald., 1922-10-12

right out. l forgot all about being
casual and Indifferent and matter-of-
course then. l thought only of show
ing them how absolutely necessary 1t
was for them TO let me go on that
sleigh ride, unless they wanted my
life forevermore hOpelessly blighted.
explained carefully how he was
the handsomest, most popular boy In
school. and how all the girls were Just
crazy to be asked to go anywhere
with him; and I argued what If Faith
or had seen him with boys he did not
like-then that was all the more rea-
son why nice girls like me. when he
asked them, should go with him, so as
10 keep him away from bad boys. And
I reminded them again that he was
the very handsomest, most popular
how in school; and that there wasn't
q girl I knew who wouldn't be crazy
TO be In my shoes.
Then 1 stopped, all out OF breath,
and l can imagine just how pleading
and palpitating | looked.
thought Father was going to re-
fuse right away, but I saw the glance
that Mother threw him-the glance
that said, "Iet me attend to this,
dear" I'd seen that glance before
several times. and knew just what
II meant: so wasn't surprised to see
Father shrug his shoulders and turn
away as Mother said to me:
Every well, dear. I'll think 1t over
and let you know tonight"
But | was surprised that night t.
have Mother say l could 60, for IL
about given up hope, after all tha'
talk at the breakfast table. And sh'
said something else that surprised me
too She said she'd like TO know Pau
Navhew herself; that she Away
wanted TO know the friends of he
little girl. And she told me to asl
him TO call the next evening and pla.
, checkers or chess with me.
Happy? 1 could scarcely CONTAIN
, myself for Joy. And when the mex
I evening came, bringing Paul, an
= Mother, all prettily dressed as If h
I were really. truly company, came int
I the room and talked so beautifully {
: him. l was even more entranced. t
be sure. it did bother me little tina
K Paul laughed so much. and so loudi!
:. and that he couldn't seem to find an!
a thing to talk about only himself. an
e what he was doing. and what he wa
i going to do. Some way. he had neve
{ seemed like that at school. And
h was afraid Mother wouldn't like tina
CTo BE CONTINUED)
The herald., 1922-10-12
species In Brazil, Travellers Assert
Throw OFF Small but Quite
Distinct Light.

At least two Brazilian traveies
have described an extraordinary phe
nomenon connected with the nests OF
white ants, or termites, DR.. Ola ron
SEGA. who saw the exhibition on the
headwaters Of the Rio Verde, gives the
appearance as that OF tiny stars, al
fording the nest the look OF MN
Iature tower brilliantly Illuminated.
When the nest was struck with STICK
the lights went out, only to re-appear
little by little.
The herald., 1922-10-12

REAT BRITAIN is building up
VI large stocks of gold in the United
.States TO meet the interest on the
british war debt TO this country due in
october, according to a report to Sec
rotary Hoover.
The British gold reserves in Eng
land are being depleted, advices from
Consul General Skinner at London to
the commerce secretary declared.
while foreign trade reports show that
out of a total of over s42,000,OOO OF
gold imported in July about s3S, ZOO, 600
The herald., 1922-10-12

tbere will be no objection to the reso-
luton and | move its adoption.
lIr. Clarke of New York. | would
like 10 ask the gentleman a question.
Does it include mice?
Mr.. Ireland. No; it Is not con
templated within this resolution to In
clude the effort at determination of
our pet rodents; those are cared for IN
another way.
Mr.. Garner. / understood from the
reading that it only applied TO the
Senate. Qaughter)
Mr.. Ireland. No; there are Re"
bugs in the House. (Laughtero
! The resolution was agreed to.
The herald., 1922-10-12

Sixth IL Ninth army corps areas, in
elusive. from cantunmcGtS and TEN
porary stations to permanent posts
selected. because Of the reduction OF
enlisted strength to $4,000, has been
announced by the War department.
In the Sixth area the Second in
fantry Qess two battalions), at Camp
Custer. Mich, was ordered 10 Fort
Sheridan. ILL.,, one battalion of the
Second infantry was ordered 10 Fort
Brady. Mich, and the First squadron
of the Fourteenth cavalry, AT Camp
Douglas, Wis, To Fort Sheridan, Ill.
In the Ninth area the Fifty-third in
| fantry was ordered from Fort Russell,
Wyo., to Fort Douglas, Utah, and Fort
Logan, Colo; the Seventh infantry
from Camp Lewis. Wash, 10 Nancou'
yer barracks, Wash; the Ninth train
The herald., 1922-10-12

THE federal trade commission Is
i sued a formal complaint charging
that the proposed acknowledgements
Inland Steel merger is an unfair
method of competition, in violation OF
the federal trade commission act. 1t
is similar to the recent complaint
against the proposed merger of the
bethlehem and Lackawanna Steel
companies.
In statement announcing the COM
The herald., 1922-10-12
"e Way He Drew Her Into His
Arms and Kissed Her.

ana stumbling-blocks that strew
=, runway Of every sixteen-year-old
VINO thinks, because she has
Gown her dresses and turned
ner hair. that she is grown up. and
Nases anu '"iA Dc 'e
- was that winter that went
Aug 'ash the morbid period. Like our
MOODS measles and whooping
II seems to come to most of
Women children. / wonder
Certainly II came to me. True
we cried by the hour over fan
Mghts from my schoolmates, and
days at time because Faith
y Mother didn't understand" ]
;sned everything In the earth
8 and the heavens above: and
s.rk despair over an averted
The herald., 1922-10-12

Cleveland. Ohio; Louisville, KY; Chi
cago. Detroit and Grand Rapids, Mich,
Indianapolis, Birmingham, Ala, Nash
vile and Memphis. Tenn, and others.
In Chicago, for example, the army
appropriation slice was felt with the
relief from duty of Lieut.. Seeley A.
Wallen and Lieut.. o. y. Taylor OF the
r. O. T. c., it was learned from Maj.
Frank L. Beals. head of the high
schools cadets. They were on the re-
tired list.
THE lack Of appropriation takes
away two of our officers, although we
really are short" said Major Beals.
The herald., 1922-10-12

ANTS ARE MUCH LIKE. FIREFLlES

near the city Of Goyaz. He says that
the lights were produced by an I'M
mense number of small phosphores-
cent larvae, which withdrew into the
galleries of the mound when an at
tempt was made TO capture them.
Branner Of Stanford university re-
marks that this exhibition Is PROB
ably confined to some particular spe'
cies. or to some special occasions OIL
conditions of ternite life, since he has
lived and Travelled for years in Brazil
without seeing ii.
The herald., 1922-10-12

Truths We Never Hear.
you say your son is taking piano
The herald., 1922-10-12
..,,oTER Discontinued

cHAPTEh ~ .,
,most dark when ! had nm
va ne manuscript 1t n was ,,l %riI n@6
ee %. =" M sheet of a stu tLLch pau
DE Wy and my fingers fairly tinsIed
I pspH' to 60 on and cover over. 'h nose
a white sheets-teil WIla' nal
p'ssu ..rt-tell the rest OF the story
o., o. THE the sake of the story-Ou 1.t,d dSr
~ % II might help me. 1t migh'
ss s,,gs clearer. 1t might heLp 10
SLY I have any doubts, Of course
u ., leaving Jerry, mean. but thaI
, y" saw it in black and " iEns !
ben , oven more convinced that
quo ,a - what was best for him and
NJ for me- 49,. r,o,uscrint down
orn room. and this evening
y - commenced to write. l cant nm
! = tonight, of course. But l. nave
low and still tomorrow. q have
"sny tOmorrows now! And what
S as.r all amount toO And so J.
u s..n writing. as l have time, I'll
hing It to the end
m sorry that it must be so SAD ana
an enG But there's no other
:, ~ At course. There can be but one
w. as can see. I'm sorry.
.s.ss,vl be sorry, too. She doesn't
~, - VET. | hate to tell her. Nobody
,-oot even Jerry himself-yet.
~, an think I'm just making a visit
: wo,her-and am-till | write that
,ar to Jerry. And then
Ihalieve new that I'll wait till I've
..,.ssd writing this. I'll feel better
Ar. Nv mind will be clearer, I'll
- more what to say. Just the
srt Of writing 1t down
m course II Jerry and l hadn't
put This is no way to begin. Like
a. Il,tIe Mary Marie of long ago an
4 danger Of starting my dinner witt
scream instead Of soup! And so
r,.t becin where ! left off, of course
Ana that was at the wedding.
remember that wedding as If /
we're yesterday. l can see now, witt
NARY Marie's manuscript before me
INV n made so great an impression
nan me. It was a very quiet wed
Spr OF course-just the members o
ne family present. But l shall neve
tpret the fine, sweet loneliness o
No,hers face, nor the splendl
sreugth and tenderness Of Fathers
And the way he drew her into his arm
md kissed her, after II was all over
vel. | remember distinctly that eve
Amt Hattie choked up and had I
urn her back to wipe her eyes.
They went away at once, first [
New York for a day or two, then {
Jacksonville, to prepare for the res
wedding trip to the other side of tn
world. | stayed in Boston at schoo
Ia the spring, when Father an
Mother returned, and We all went baC
10 Andersonville, there followed a Ion
period Of Just happy girlhOod, and
suspect was too satisfied and hapI
b think Of writing. After all. I've n
tied It's when we're sad or trouble
over something that We have that I'll
ding to cover perfectly good viii
paper with Confessions" and "stOri'
dmy llfe.' As witness right now VIII
In doing.
had Just passed my sixteenth brit
~ when we all came back to live
Jacksonville. For the first fe
months ! suspect that just the glo
md the wonder and joy Of living I,
tie old home, with Father and Moth
hppy together, was enough TO fill
ny thoughts. Then, as school beg
D the fall, came down to normal Il
k again, and became girl-just
rvving girl In her teens.
How parient Mother was, and Fat
q, too! can see how gently a
udfully they helped me over [
The New York herald., 1922-11-13
WASHINGTON.

The Ambassador of Peru and Nine
Pezet entertained ten guests yesterday
at a Sunday breakfast party.
The New York herald., 1922-11-13
Opening Day Program
For the Horse Show

II A. M.-Class Is3-Jumpers.
. r. M.-Class t3f-NoSice saddle horses,
not over 49,.
2:35 p. h.-Class 5j--NOyice harness
horses. not over iJ.l.
3 y. M.-Class l56-Childreu's saddle
ponies.
3:Ij Y. M.-Class I30-Saddle horses, up
TO carrying sO9 pounds.
3:40 r. M.-CIass IJO-Iive gated saddle
mares.
gP. M.-Class s6-Pairs Of novice harness
horses, not over l51.
4;sO r. M.-speeiaI Clsss-IIigh school
saddle horses.
s:30 y. M.--(lass 5O-Draft horses.
$50 y. M.-CIass l0f-Tandems, not eH-
ceeding I5.I.
5:oJ r. M.-CInss sIi-Officers' Jumpers
$ z. M.--Class 135-No,ice saddle horses,
over I5.2.
$40 r. N.-Cass ..-No,ic. harness
horses, over 15.i and not over l5.3.
$500 Y. N.-Class ij5--N0'ice saddle
9:IO =. M.--C1ass 70--Pairs Of novice
harness horses. over 1913.
9;25 J.. M.-Exhibitlou Of Fort Myer
o;S5 =. M.--Cisss 56-Tour horse draft
teams.
9:55 y. M.--Speciai Match-Ti'c gated
saddle horses.
1890 4. M.-Clsss 1i1-Ladics' qualified
hunters.
1910 =. M.-CIass tGs-Ligbtwcight
qualified hunters.