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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
HONEYMOON Ended.

The Woman has friend who was
recently married.. When the wedding
day was five weeks past Mrs. New
bryd was invited to tea one after
noon.
SWELL" asked the Woman, during
a slight pause, show Is everything?"
"Oh, fine!" said Mrs. N. b. en-
Enthusiastically. Then she added: but
our honeymoon ended today"
"Why, what do you mean? A
honeymoon lasts forever, II you want
it to-"
Mrs. N. B. laughed and shook her
heAr.
mo-" she said, with amused sad
ness, "Ours Is ended. George told me
this morning my rouge showed.
cage Journal.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
"HER HUSBANDS TRADEMARK"
AT ELKo THEATRE TONIGHT

Should a7wife obey her marriage
vows when she knows that her hus-
band is compelling her to do an &C
ton utterly sdespicable? Should she
go through with it, even tho her soul
revolts at the very idea? Those are
two questions r,ost forcefully an
swered by Gloria Swanson, in her
latest ana truly greatest Paramount
photoplay, Her Husbands Trade
mark" to be >-shown at the Elko
theatre tonight, also Tuesday mat
inee and evening.
There is worth while theme in
"Her Husbands Trademark." 1t
teaches the folly Of men and women
who-live beyond their means and who
seek to- attract weal th by making
lavish displays : Of wealth they do
not possess. Miss Swanson has a
strong role, and is finely supported
by capable cast of players.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
Back to Pharaohs.

In exchanging the Turkish title Of
sultan for that of king of Egypt. Aha
med Fuad I. asserts the natiOnhOOd
OF Egypt with a virtual bareback to
the PharaOhS. Sultans, khedlves,
valls-the Turkish name for vice
roys-and beys there have been for a
century or two. but no king has
reigned in Egypt since times so dis
tant as to stretch away into the
Shadowy Biblical era. king Of
Egypt has a homely, British ring that
will remind Alarmed Fuad and his
people of Britain's material interest
in Egypt's destinies. But Pharaoh
was the ancient title Of the Egyptian
overeigns-originally proper name
like Caesar, adapted to hereditary
monarchy.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
WILL MAKE WASHINGTON TRIP

Boy scouts of Wheeling and Mounds
vile council, West Virginia, are al
ready beginning to hoard their earn-
ings and spending money in anticipa-
ton of their excursion to the national
capital, scheduled to take place next
summer, according to the present plans
Of the council. 1t Is planned to make
the trip by means of auto trucks. trav-
cling by day and making night camps
along the way. This Is one of the
many similar education trips which
are being promoted by scout leaders
throughout the country. looking to-
ward both pleasure and profit Of
scouts.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
LETTER WRITING WINS LOVE
.&iN DON'T SWRlTE LETTERS"

wholesome and thoroughly de.
lightful comedy&of the ambitions OF
a young man to- appear brave to a
girI whom, he has never met is the
theme of Don't Write Letters the
new. photoplay in which, Gareth
Hughes issstarrcd, 1t will be shown
at the Grand theatre Tuesday and
Wednesday,. 49, =. T.,
Don't Write Letters" is q George
thur Sawyer and Herbert Lubin)
and is distributed by Metro. The
play is based on, Blanche Braces
Saturday Evening Post story, 1.-The
Adventure of Ready Letter Writ
err" 1t was photographed by Ru-
dolph Bergquist. This cast includes
besides Mr.. Hughes, Bartine Burkett,
Herbert Hayes, Margaret Mann, Har-
Lorraine, Lois Lee and Victor Potel.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
Her Lauuhter Too Hearty.

We have often heard the expression,
"split her sides laughing" but have
never known it to actually happen.
However, Fostoria, Ohio. woman
laughed for five minutes at a funny
story. While doing so, she felt pc.
culiar pain in her right side. The pain
increased and doctor was called
who found that she had broken rib
from the %exestions ct laughing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
RESCUE WITH HOCKEY STICKS

Scouts Rosland Bowers and Donald
Clark of Milford, Conn.,, last winter
saved with their hockey sticks small
boy who had fallen through the ice.
With characteristic scout modesty,
neither boy told Of the incident. The
first notification their scOutmaster had
that his troop had some sure-enough
heroes was when he received CRATE
full appreciation from the rescued lads
parents asking him to publicly thank
the boys for their splendid service in
first aid.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
From Ash Heap.

st. ,Johnsbury, NJ, does not have to
wait 10 Hear from California, Florida
or the warm islands of the sea for new
potatoes A weli-known Eastern ave
nue. bookstore man reports that GUS
toners Of his brought into his store
March 18 some new potatoes sprouted
and. grown on an ash heap in the
town this spring.. n ~ - e.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
A MAN, WOMAN AND BOY SCOUT

The Chamber of Commerce Of Mar
tinez, CAL, recently put through a city
cleanup, during which they urged
everybody to trim shrubbery, remove
rubbish, tear down or mend and re-
paint old fences, burn over grass In
vacant lots, etc. The city was
blocked out in districts for this pur-
pose, with man, a woman and a
boy scout in charge Of each.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
Indigestion.

First sCannibalT-Our chief has hay
fever
Second Cannibal-What brought Il
on. ~ 7 81
First Cannibal-1Ie ate grass wid.
ow.-Journal American Medical Assoc
citation.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22

CnOSc near the
stage became con-
scious Of Il stir
and hurrying be-
hind the scenes.
A faint smell be-
gan to pervade
the atmosphere
smoke came from
the wings.
In an instant
<hn Cuynn thn,,n1,f
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
Room for a Slump.

II tell you, can't lose, I'm going to
get in on the ground floor
''The ground floor isn't the lowest
lgvel. There's the cellar. Louis
Vile Courier j Journal.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
The Scfap
book:
EQUAL TO THE EMERGENCY
One Theater Goer at Leaet Proved
the Possessor Of Real Pres
ence Of Mind.

: The second act had come to an end
and the curtain had fallen. Suddenly
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-22
Certainly Worth Her Feed.

A Nova Scotia farmer has COW
that is valuable us breeder. Last
March she gave birth to twin calves.
a bull and heifer. Last month an
other pair of calves were born, this
time both heifers. All animals are
thriving.
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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
DIRECTORS MAY
VISIT INITIATION
yeomen Site Committee Invited to
Homestead Institution With
100 Members.

q. n. Burns, Moline. district
manager of the Brotherhood OF
American Yeomen, has invited di-
rectors of the order. who are to
choose the site on which will be
erected a children's home, to at
tend a meeting the first week in
June at which 100 candidates, so
rom Rock Island and so from Mo-
line are to be initiated
Two new homesteads of the or
der are to be instituted, one in
Rock Island and the other in Mo-
line. Members adopted at the June
gathering will constitute the char
ter members of the two organiza-
tons.
Decision has not yet been mads
whether to hold the initiation in
Rock Island or Moline.
Mr.. Burns invitation to the di-
rectors will be presented at the
meeting in Des Moines Tuesday
and a favorable reply is antici-
pated.
During their visit to Rock Island
county the directors will be shown
the suggested sites for the home,
and their presence will mean that
new impetus will be given to the
movement to have the home erect
cd in this county.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
Boy Scout News

The Eagles nest. composed of
Eagle Scouts. spent an enjoyable
afternoon yesterday at the Rock
Island arsenal, going through the
museum Many interesting objects
were viewed Once every week the
nest visits some interesting place
under the direction of w. J. Sween-
ey, adult advisor, and d. B. Berg
quist. 1t is planned to visit a
candy factory next week. All
Eagle nest members are to report
at Scout headquarters next Tues
day afternoon at $3.50 O'Clock
Troop No. IL, under the direction
OF the scoutmaster, E. L. Billiard,
held an interesting meeting last
evening and later took a short hike
to the country.
Troops Nos. 1, s and % met last
evening in their respective meet
ing places. It is expected that a
large group of Scouts will be pres
ent at the next court of honor.
Troop No. 81 will meet this eve
ming with the scoutmaster, Elmer
Ostermann.
Court of honor will be in session
next Friday evening at Z O'Clock at
Scout headquarters for all Scouts
wishing to advance in rank or those
who wish to pass merit badges. 1t
is expected that there will be some
new Eagle Scouts.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
MERCURY HITS
HIGHEST POINT
Yesterday Hottest of Year and
Warmest May III Ever
Beaches So Degrees.

Yesterdays heat record surpass-
ed the highest temperature for this
year and also set a new record for
May IL.
By mid-afternoon the mercury
had reached the 81 degree mark,
which was one degree higher than
the day before. This temperature
is also the highest reached on May
II, in the last so years. Slightly
cooler weather is predicted for to-
night, and fair for tomorrow The
lowest temperature last night was
81 degrees.
Precipitation in the last "a
hours amounted to .35 OF an inch
Although not a high mark for the
season, it indicates a heavy rain
fall for the last "a hours. The river
fell only 2 of foot over the day,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
HIT BY MOTORCYCLE;
FOOT Is FRACTURED

Joseph Raymond, 311 Twenty-sec-
ond street, is a patient in ST. Anth-
ony's hospital, suffering a frac-
tured foot. when he was run down
by a motorcycle ridden by J. L.
Bredar, 2723 Sixth avenue, last eve
ming.
The accident occurred at the in
tersection of Twenty-irst street
and Fourth avenue, as Raymond
was crossing the avenue, at 7:10
o'clock.
A charge of reckless driving has
been entered in police court against
Bredar. Raymond's attorneys,
Joseph P Kelly and Harry NJ Nc
Caskrin, have requested a contin-
uance of the case until Raymond
can appear in court to testify.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
rRDAY-THE ROCK ISLAND ARGUs-MAY IL. 1922
bring their mothers to an open pro-

bring their mothers to a open pro-
gram.
Robert Lappen. Des Moines at
torney and speaker, will give the
main talk OF the afternoon on
Mother" There will be a special
ritual for the day, and recitations
will be given by members of the
Temple Emanuel religious schools.
The meeting will begin at O'Clock
IN the club rooms of the order
above the Spencer Square theatre.
The field OF the local chapter of
the B'naf Birth extends over a
large community Of Jewish people
IN western Illinois and eastern
Iowa, and a large number is ex-
pected Sunday. In the evening,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
GROTTO CONTESTS
TO BE STAGED ON
DAVENPORT LEVEE

Drill contests at the national con
vention of the Yelled Prophets 10
be held in the tri-cities June IS
will be staged on the Davenport
levee instead OF at the fair grounds
as originally intended
A grandstand to seat 10000 PEG
pie is to be erected on the tract
behind the municipal natatorium
ana north of LeClaire park. The
day parade will pass before the re-
viewing stand and the drill con
tests will be held before it
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
TO REPAEE STREET.
{ Special Moline Service

The ordinance providing for the
repaving of Fifteenth street hill
has been adopted by the Moline
city council and the assessment
rolls filed in the Moline city court.
II the assessment rolls are con-
hrmed at the final reading May 81.
II is probable that a contract will
be awarded early in June The
ordinance provided for brick paw
ing on Fifteenth street from
Eighth avenue to the intersection
with Fifteenth street place; on
Fifteenth street place to Sixteenth
street and on Sixteenth street to
twenty fifth avenue.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
GIRLS! LEMONS
BLEACH SKIN WHITE

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons
into bottle containing three ounces
of Orchard White, which any drug
store will supply for a few cents,
shake well, and you have quarter
pint of harmless and delightful
lemon bleach. Massage this
sweetly fragrant lotion into the face,
neck, arms and hands each day, then
shortly note the beauty and white
ness of your skin.
Famous stage beauties use this
lemon lotion to bleach and bring
about that soft, clear, rosy-white
complexion, also as a freckle. sun
burn, and tan bleach because it
doesn't irritate-(Adver
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
RABBI WILL TALK
ON SUCCESS AND
FAILURE TONIGHT

Success ana Failure. What Are
They?" will be the topic OF Rabbi
J. L. Baron at the regular services
this evening in Tri-City Temrlc
Emanuel. Davenport. There viii
be special choir numbers. The pub
lie is invited to attend the services.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12

i 10 besutify the hands and arms
To get the best results cieanse the skin
Nth a good cold cream This puts ME
i.rsIng cram than Aska cold cream
After the SKIN is thus prepared then use
derviIIo the instant besutifer. Ty II
to-day You are sure to be de1=nted
Sold under money refund guarantee nS
al department stores and druggists in
Guiding Bengstoas Drug stores--tAdEer-
tsenentj
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12

II Is called dervlllo
and can be Obtained
at the toilet counter
of any up-to-date
drug or department
store.
This wonderful der
uilIo is used by over
one million discnmln-
ating girls and women
throughout the coun-
try and il rapidly De
coming the leader IN
its line. II taxes the
Mace OF face powder;
stays on better ana
its use cannot be oe-
tected. Perspiration
does not affect it and
- viii not rub OH on
clothing.
DerwlIIo Is espe
ciatlv recommended
fer dark. ss!loS'
rough skin. tan.
wrinkles and many
o,her facial blem-
ishes- II coH
three shades: flesh.
white ano oFu"tS
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12

and will change Dur little duriag
the next two days
Streets were flooded for half n
hour during the storm, orancnes
were blown down and some gar
dens flooded. General loss, now
ever, will be negligible
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12
Miss Missions
Beauty Secrets

Anna O. Nilsson. the wonderful motion
picture actress. says that oeautitul
rosy-white skin and complexion Is the
very hest asset any girl or woman can
have. She further states that the pest
and quickest way to obtain this is to use
a simple toilet preparation familiar to
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-05-12

there will be a dance in Thielke's
hall, at which time the popularity
contest will close and the award
given to the most popular Jewish
girl in the tri-eities.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
She CHANGED Her Mind.

A gentle-minded Cleveland woman,
arriving In New York one day. gave
the porter at the station dime The
porter in fury threw 1t on the
ground. The Cleveland woman picked
It up. At the sam time she explained
gently that this was the only coin she
happened to have in her purse. and
In parting with It for n tip she had
condemned herself to walk two miles
to her hotel instead OF taking the
bus.
This explanation Modified the por-
ter. In that case, lady," he said, "rll
take the tip"
mo. never mind" sad the Cleveland
woman in her gentle way. II think I'll
take the bus" Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
Uncommon
Sense

first-class fiction writer ever dreams
of doing.
The great tenor finds pleasure In
his Job. and incidentally In the money
he gets from it.
But he works about six or seven
hours day at 1t now, and n earlier
life he worked ten or twelve hours,
receiving far less pay for exactly as
good music.
If good jobs were to be had by little
effort. practically everybody would
have a good job. The reason that
they are SO few. and that so many OF
those few are not filled, is that all
Of them demand the hardest kind CT
hard work. not only to get but to keep
them.
Genius, which T. said to know how
to do things before it is born, has to
work just as hard as mediocrity to
gain and keep success.
Nothing you can think of that brings
real rewards can be accomplished with
out more work than most of us can
contemplate without getting tired at
the mere thought Of 1t.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
HARD WORK

IT is easy to sit and watch others
= work But we know of no en-
ployer who will pay you wages for
doing 1t, unless you know how to do
the work yourself, and are working
hard at the job of supervising it.
1t Is easy to travel about the world
on steamships and parlor cars, very
pleasant and profitable to the man
with an inquiring mind.
But that is vacation occupation,
and unless you have earned the money
to do 1t by hard work, you will get
little out Of 1t.
1t Is easiest Of all to feel sorry for
yourself, and to think that you haven't
had fair chance in life, and that you
would have been a big success If you
hadn't met with so much injustice and
bad treatment.
But that viii get you only unhap-
piness, which is the least desirable
thing In all the world
There are many things In life that
are well worth doing. but none of
them are easy.
The frst-class fiction writer takes
delight In his job, but he also works
at it, harder than any man who Is not
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
IN SUNDERLAND

ONLY relatively small number OF
~ the 1,7OO,OOO,OOO inhabitants OF
this world are really mentally awake
capable Of finding their way through
sthe labyrinthal professional and bust
mess avenues to place Of secure In
dependence.
! When the long shadows cross their
baths and they discover to their dis
lmay that the western sky is darken-
Ing, they rub their sleepy eyes and
euefully regret the years they have
Anisspent In cropping from pillar to
post without worthy accomplishment.
They were In Sunderland when the
church bells rang Of q Sunday morn
Ding; they were in Sunderland when
In the brilliantly Illuminated bathrooms
they danced to Turing music with fair
mariners till the east was rosy, and
smother day came cleaning over the
gorgeous hilltops and smiled benignly
.ofi pale faces and broken promises.
! They wasted drifting days which
tarifted into wasted years.
Again and again they rubbed their
melancholy eyes and saw In their
aast supine effort to reclaim them
selves that they were on the hazy
horderland Of old age, with forty or
dafty years behind them.
Some there were. even at that late
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07

A young man informed John L. Du-
vail, president of the Marion County
State bank, recently, that he wished
to start a savings account for his little
SON. Mr.. Duvall, seeing the smile on
the mans face. guessed that It was a
new baby and offered his congratula-
tons, which the patron smilingly
acknowledged The account was
opened in the regular way with the
father as trustee for Arthur --. Sew
eral days later the young man entered
the bank and approached Mr.. Duvall.
"Say, Mr.. Duvall." he said, 'Td like
to change the name Oh that account
] opened for Arthur couple Of weeks
ago. Make 1t Dorothy"
News.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
ROOM FOR BUT ONE THOUGHT
Quite impossible for GIutton's ldeas to
Rise Above Confederation Of
His Stomach.

~Henry watterson," said a Louis
vile editor. was a gourmand--a fin
gourmet, as the French put it-bui
be hated gluttony like sin.
AGluttons he claimed, couldn't keer
their minds on their stomachs. he
nid he o1ce visited an English lord
and the smoking Dom Of the castle
was crowded with trophies Of the lords
xiii In the hunting field.
"A fat giutton was among the party
He, with the rest. admired the fine
display OF antlers-horns Of the noun
tain sheep. the elk. the antelope, the
Wild goat. moose and 20 on. Then
there were skins--bear skins, bison
Skins, tiger skins. And stuffed birds
pheasants, woodcock. wild turkey
Wild duck.
my lord, said the glutton, tell me
did you eat all this yourselfT"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
HARD TO GET BELOW THAT
Turn In Score His Opponent
Could Not Beat

Eugene g. Grace, president Of h.
Bethlehem Steel company. plays .
first-class game Of golf. Between him
and his ''big chief" Charles n.
Schwab, exists keen friendly rivalry
the two playing regularly together.
In the steel trade, they tell tim
story of match once played betweea
the two. On the frst hole, the story
goes Schwab, who was keeping scorA
asked Grace how many shots he haa
taken, and was told FIVE. II took =
four said Schwab. At the NEXT hol4L
Grace had four and Schwab claimc1
three. AS he holed out at the third,
Schwab asked: .Gene, how many a.
you hnve?"
"One," replied Grace. Now bed
that II you can wall Street Jour
nal.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07
lDpIES SIX
~ Win M. Mauptn

MY DESIRE
q Al ASK not wealth.
To pile In golden store.
ask but health
That may toll the more
For those love that / may give
Them daily comfort while they live.
ask not fame
To blazon round the earth.
hope my name
VIII stand for honest worth
$50 that my children proudly wear
The humble name their parents bear.
ask not place
To WELD official power.
ask for grace
Upon me every hour
80 / may ample time employ
To scatter smiles and hope and JOY.
ask not length
OF idle days to live.
q ask for strength
To help me gladly give
A helping hand to those downcast
Beside my way as I walk past.
4 ask not ease
While others suffer loss
q ask to seize.
And help them bear the cross
$50 they, too, stand erect a while
lAnd look about with face illumined
with smile.
u ask not days
To spend in selfish gain.
\ ask but ways
To Danish grief and pain,
80 that at close of ev'ry day
~He helped me on" some soul will
say.
u ask no prize
That earth may hold In store.
n ask mine eyes
May see yon fairer shore;
That may hear at life's descending
sun
The final verdict passed: well DONE"
Copyright by VIII M Maupin.) '
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-09-07


Yer people are doiIss ~ right
along. and you seldom hear of any
Of them killing themselves in the eff
fort.
II you have made up your mind to
do something unusual or to be some
body Of Importance, learn how to
work twice as hard as you ever did
before. That Is only a first step. The
second is to think hard. II you can
do both, and keep them up long
enough, you may land. but remember
you Will have lot of competition.
Even hard work finds plenty Of men
to believe In and practice 1t, and most
of them get what they are after.
&c BY John Blake)