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Two base hits-Laughlin: 8 base
hits-Burg; Home run -Adamson
Stolen bases-Adamson. Buckley .,
Laughlin. Moe, Duckett. Burg; Double
plays-Buckley to Adamson to Moe,
Duckett to Moe to Buckley. Gabbart
to Chase: Left on bases Eagles,
Elks 6; Bases on balls off ONeill 4,
off Dimpke 1: Struck out by ONeill
8. by Dimpke ., by Remneas s: Hits
off O'Neill 5 in 3 2-3 innings, off
Dimpke 4 in 3 Is innings.
Umpire-G. Harris.
The Electric oodmen game was a
w~alkaway for the former team. The
Vows used three pitchers in the seven
innings. no one of whom were able to
check the Electrics.
Errors by the Woodmen let in sew
eral runs which would not have been
scored had the fielding been tight. In
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Postpones
Havre Sports Card
Because of Strike

Special to The Tribune.
Havre. July 30.-Memhers of the
Havre post of the American Legior
decided TO postpone the wrestling anc
boxing match scheduled here August /.
until the strike has reached some set,
Element. and they also voted S25 to
the needs of local strikers who are
members of the legion, at the meeting
held Thursday.
The wrestling match. in which Ted
Thye was to meet Hodgson Of Havre
in a handicap match, will be held La
Dor day if conditions are favorable.
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Missouri Valley
Tennis Title Won
By St. Louis Man

Omaha. July 30.-Wray Brown OF
st. Louis won the Missouri Valley
mems singles tennis championship
here Sunday, defeating Phil Bagby of
Kansas City. 6-3. g.. So.
Miss Jessie Grieve of Los Angeles
Won the woman's singles title by de-
feating Miss Louise Harmon of Kan
sas City. 80. 81.
Phi Blagby and Walter Newell of
Kansas City won the mems doubles
championship. defeating Carl Meyer
and Fred Gross of Kansas City, So,
81. 6-3.
Miss Ruth Hager and Phil Babbv
Of Kansas City won the mixed doubles
championship by defeating Miss Jessie
Grieve of Los Angeles and 6. II. Nc
Cormick of Omaha, 6-3. Ga.
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Adams in Main Event
of Butte Legion Card


Special to The Tribune.
Livingston, July 3o.-Joe Adams,
Livingston's undefeated welterweight
boxer. is planning q busy fall and win
ter.
The newly organized Manhattan
Athletic club of Butte has offered
Adams a chance to fight the main event
OF the clubs opening card on August
Is with Eddie Huse. Pacific coast
boxer. Adams manager. has been un-
able to come TO terms with the Butte
as yet, Adams said Saturday,
The winner of the Huse-Adams 20
will be matched with frankie Murphy.
Denver flash. who recently defeated
Joe Simonich of Butte at Deer Lodge.
Helena promoters have signed for a
bout in August in Helena with Joe
Simonich. Butte's pride. Simonich. IL
is understood. has not been signed for
the match as yet, bat he is expected to
sign within the next few days. ,4.s
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Braves Sell Star
Pitcher to Giants
Price in 6 Figure.

Boston, July 3O.-Hugh McQuillan.
pitching ace of the Boston Braves,
has been sold to the New York Giants.
George Washington Grant, owner of
the Braves. announced Sunday. The
price paid for McQuillan was not stat
ed. but President Grant said it was in
six figures.
alton. President Grant said the deal
will bring to the Boston club three
pitchers. Fred Toney. Benton of the
Memphis club of the Southern %associ-
alton. and Ike Houlihan, who pitched
last spring for Middlebury college.
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STANDINGS OF THE CLUBS

The Eagles beat the Elks Z to Q
and the Woodmen lost their game with
the Electrics by a score of II to 8 IN
Sunday afternoons games at Earring
park. Remneas pitching for the
Eagles, was in good form and his sup
port was the same invincible kind.
The Electrics are the team which
is most apt to give the Eagles a race
for the city pennant. They have been
steadily improving in batting and
fielding for the last month and the
end Of the City league schedule is
still some distance away.
The score:
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Dodgers Deal Out
Blank to Giants
in Second Game
Champions Gather but Seven
Hits and These Wildly
Scattered.

New York. July 30.-The Pirates
took the Giants into camp Sunday for
the second time in a row. blankins
them, Z to o. Morrison let the cham
pions down with seven we'll scattered
hits. Max Carey and Red Russell
again featured with the bat, Carey get
ting his fourth homer in two days.
while Russell got his second in two
games.
Score: r. n. E
Pittsburgh 500. 900 200 500 IS @
New York ..... coo 900 Oo0-O 7 l
Batteries: Morrison and Gooch:
Douglas, Jonnard and Smith.
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feated Washington II to 3 today.
Erickson blew up in the sixth when
the Indians scored siv runs on four
bases on balls and four two-base hits.
They scored three more in the eighth
on two singles, a double and triple off
Turk: ONeill made a single and three
doubles in a row.
Score: r n p
Washington 900 100 00o-3 Z 1
Cleveland 100 1O6 OIL Is ?
BATTERIES: Erickson. Turk and Pici-
mich and Torres: Uble and O'Ne;Ji
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Base hits-Ditto, 6. Scanda. Peck
NJ. Bross, Hansen. Base hits-Martin,
6. Bross. Home runs-G. Scanda.
Stolen bases-Ditto. Chas. Judge. Dill,
Peck 2. Martin. NJ. Bross. Left on
bases-Woodmen 2. Electrics 2. Bases
on balls-of Hansen 1, off Buhler 2.
Hit by pitched ball-by Hansen-Bish-
OPP. Struck out-by Shrupp 3, BY Ruh-
Ter I. by Scanda I, by Hansen 4. Hits
off Shrupp 8 in 2 % innings. off
BUTLER 1 in l Is innings, off Scanda
. in . innings.
Umpire-C. Harris.
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o'DuFFY CLAIMS VICTORIES

Dublin, July 3.-(By the Associated
Press.)-A communication issued by
General ODuffy. commanding the ma
ticnal troops in the southwestern dis
the free state troops. General O'Duf-
fy says the irregular forces are SUPER
Tor in numbers but not in fighting
quality.
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Suffer Shuf0uf
at Hands of Eagles;
EIecfrics Trim Vows
Antlered Tribe Score 20 Victory Over Oppon-
ents, and Woodmen Get Short
End of l4-6 Score.

til the fifth inning. the Vows were
completely shut out and they made
two runs in that period. one in the
next and three in the seventh inning.
In the fourth inning the Electrics
scored four runs Oh no hits. This was
due entirely to walks and errors.
The score.
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BASEBALL
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Brooklyn 2, st. Louis 8.
New York 0, Pittsburgh Z.
No others scheduled.
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BROTHERS DEFEND TITLE

New York. July 3O.--Robert and
Howard Kinsey of San Francisco stc-
cessfully defended their metropoiitan
lawn tennis doubles title Sunday
against s.. Howard Voshell and Samuel
Hardy in a slow five-set match. go:
3-6. ga, Ga. go.
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Lewistown Firelnen
Climb to Pinnacle
Of City's League
Special to The Tribune.

Lewistown, July 30.-The Firemen
defeated the Milwaukee team in the
city league game Friday night by a
score of Z to 3. this victory putting
the Firemen at the top of the list. the
others all being tied at 500. Redmond
hurled a strong game for the Firemen.
while Huff did well for the railroaders.
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Fergus Sportsmen
Guns and Equipment
Special to The Tribune,

Special to The Tribune.
Lewistown, July S0.-The Lewistown
Rifle club has received from the gov
eminent its allotment Of rifles, ammu-
milton. targets and markers, and has
begun it's outdoor season at the range
near the country club.
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ST. LOUIS 8, BROOKLYN 2

Brooklyn. July 30.-St. Louis eveued
up the series with Brooklyn Sunday BY
winning, 3 to .. The Cardinals
punched three hits off Galore with a
pass and two errors in the first inning.
scoring all their runs. Haines pitched
shutout ball until the ninth, when
S%chmandt's single and Highs home run
over the right wall gave the Dodgers
their two talliee. Hornsby played q
brilliant fielding game.
Score: r. II. e.
st. Louis ...... 300 900 OOO--3 8 1
Brooklyn ..... 900 900 OOo-2 10 ?
Batteries: Haines and Ainsmith:
Galore, Mamaux and Deberry.
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WINS TlTIE

Montreal, July SOL. A. Watrous
Of Bedford. Mich. won the Canadian
open golf championship Saturday with
4 score Of 3OS. for "a holes.
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Weather Conditions - Pacific Slope.
| NOrthMeNt and Canadian NorthM est

Northwest and Canadian Northwe est
Scattered thundershowers during the
past II hours have been reported from
portions of Nevada and Colorado.
Elsewhere in the western states the
weather has been fair. High tempera-
lures continue in nearly all sections
east Of the Pacific slope. Barometeric
pressures are somewhat below normal
between the Rockies and the Pacific
slope, with centers of depressions over
the Sacramento valley and from CEN
trail Washington, southeastward to
southern idaho. Another depression
overlies southern Minnesota. Over the
plains states pressures are somewhat
above normal. with highest barometers
from Nebraska to the Texas coast.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE

New York 0. Pittsburgh 8.
Chicago 6, New York 3.
st. Louis 4. Boston /.
Detroit Z, Philadelphia 2.
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/, DETROIT 7. PHILADELPHIA 2

Detroit, July 30.-Oleson held Phila-
,delphia to four hits Sunday and Detroit
won, z to 2. The Tigers hit Ronmell
freely throughout, then continued the
attack on Heimach. Miller of the Ath-
} letics hit his fourteenth home run of
= the season in the sixth inning, the ball
clearing the left field wall.
Score: r. H. E.
.Philadelphia ..O1o OO1 600 4 i
Detroit 800. 900 OBJ OF Z IS 3
Batteries: Rommell, Heimach and
I BYiggs; Oleson and Manion.
CLEVELAND IT,, WASHINGTON 3
Cleveland, July 30.-Cleveland de-
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Get Fresh Grip
on Lead by Defea ting
%
Bosfon;Sox Trims Yanks
St. Louis Has Half Game Margin Over the New
York Yankees as Result of
Days Play.

u. Louis. July 3O.-The Browns re-
)gained first place by defeating Boston
4 to ! Sunday afternoon, moving n
half game ahead of the Yankees due to
the latter's defeat by Chicago.
Wayne Wright pitched excellent ball,
holding the visitors to five hits, one a
home run by Menosky and one by
Williams accounted for three Of the
Browns %tallies, Tobin being on first
when Williams made his circuit drive.
( The Browns won Sundays game min
US the services Of First Baseman Sis
Ter and Catcher Severed. both of whom
were injured in Saturdays game.
Score: r. Fl. E.
Boston ....... 900 900 O1O-1 5 0
st. Louis 49,. .010 900 O3*-4 s 2
Batteries: Russell, Fullerton, karr
ana Ruel; Wright and Collins.
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

Kansas City 4, Toledo 3.
st. Paul 1, Indianapolis g.
Minneapolis Z, Louisville 3.
Milwaukee 1916, Columbus O-5.
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WEATHER

for The Tribune by the United
States Weather Bureau at Helena
taken at 6 p. M. July 80,
1922, for the preceding "a hours:
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CHICAGO s, NEW YORK S

Chicago. July 3O.-Close to 10000
persons saw the Chicago White Sox de-
Heat the New York Yankees Sunday, 6
to B.. The locals won the game by
punching their hits and scoring four
runs in the fourth. when the defense
of the visitors cracked. Ted Blanken-
ship pitched a steady game until the
: seventh. when he weakened and was
; replaced By Leverett in the eighth,
Who checked the rush of the Yankees.
{ Score: r. n. q.
New York, ...010 900 900 10 >
Chicago ......1OO 4O1 O0"- II o
/, .Batteries: Hoyt, Murray and
Echang; Blankenship, Leverett and
Schalk.
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Jack Holt, Paramount star. will
make part of his next picture in the
east a. \ sd
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Montana Forecast:
Partly cloudy and somewhat unset
tied Monday and Tuesday: Not much
change in temperature.
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Smelter Mitts

If you're working at the smelter,
Or where the work is rough;
And you have to have a mitten.
One you knew full well is tough,
Now is the time to get them
At a price that's awful cheap,
One and q quarter values,
Sixty-five cents all this week.
Just think of that-$1.25 mitts for
65c. Don't buy on my sayso, come in
and see for yourself, and then save
Coo on each pair.
~
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AMERICAN Association
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE
WHERE they PLAY TODAY

NATIONAL LEAGUE
Pittsburgh at New York.
Cincinnati at Boston.
Chicago at Philadelphia.
st. Louis at Brooklyn.
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PACIFIC a LEAGUE

Seattle 7-3, Portland %.
Los Angeles 10, Oakland 10.
San Francisco Al, Vernon 3-5.
Sacramento ,15-9, Salt Lake S-16.
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AMERICAN LEAGUE
Washington at Cleveland.
Philadelphia at Detroit.
New York at Chicago.
Boston at st. Louis.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
BOASTS YOUNGEST LlNeUlsT
Phila5elphia's Two-and-a-Hsif.Yca
Old Refugee From russia Speaks
Four Languages.

Philadelphln.-This city now can
boast OF possessing the youngest lin.
guist In the world. SHE is Riva Cor
en two anu half years old.
Rlya Is Russian refugee and has
been in this country less than week.
She was brought here by Harry Allen
Goren, who adopted her while ON n
Ten, months trip, which took him to
virtually every country OF Europe.
According to Goren. the chiid's father
wns mnssncred In n pogrom few days
before her birth. and her mother died
week later.
At her home Iilvn displayed her lin.
gulstlc abilities. She greeted vlsl.
tor with the Russian equivalent OF
'hello." thanked the visitor for pres.
ent With the "merci' OF the French.
chatied with her foster father with n
few words OF German. aud then fell
back upon English when She rushed
iImidly Into the arms OF her foster
grandmother.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Fairfield Items

Miss Sophie Johnson and brothers.
Fred and Gustaye. were business Wis.
itors Thursday.
Emil CronQuist left for Denver on
Monday with car load OF hogs.
MIR and Mrs. Arthur Lundberg are
the proud parents OF nine.pound
baby boy. who was born Sunday.
March 5. Mother and babe are get.
ting along nicely.
Mrs Harry Anderson Is on the sick
list this week.
Mr.. c. A. Lydia took load OF hogs
to paoli for Emil cronquist Monday.
A large crowd attended the Farm.
ers Union meeting Friday night. The
school gave short program.
Harry Ahnstedt is absent from
school on account OF sickness.
Mrs. Gust u. Johnson has been con,
hned to her bed on account OF IN
ness for tha last two weeks.
Little Clyde Ruoh began school n
Fairfield Monday.
Roy Garretson has been helping c.
c. Rneh move his cur load OF goods
from Sedgwlck cut to his place.
Mr., and Mrs. Ernest Mattson have
been sick with the grip.
Mr. aud Mrs. n. J. Eckmnn enter.
tained their friends Mt Sunday dinner
Mrs. Arthur Ahnstedt has returned
from Denver. whore she went on nc
count OF the Illness OF her mother.
MIR and Mrs c. A. connerly aud
children were visitors ut the Harry
Spraguc home Sunday and were
stormod In over nieht.
Little Frank spragns Is on the sicl
list this week.
Mr.. John clute and Jack spraguc
drove 20 Holyokc Saturday 20 gcI
rome lumber to make SOME improve
ments on the Freedom Sprague farm
Henry Anderson took load ol
wheat TO Scdgwick Saturday.
q. I. Knode hauled loud of furni
ture for G. &. Rurh Monday.
Coral Gordon Ia on the sick iisl
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Anderson on
tcrtnined Mr.. and Mrs. Bon Andor
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10

son and family and Mr. and Mrs. Carl
Franson and daughter Dorothy.
Mrs. Frank Mcmahon is reported on
the sick list.
Charles Shoals and family were
visiting at the Frank Mcmahon home
this week
Fern Falls has returned to her
school work.
A. J. Anderson and Ruth Rogers
were visitors at the Charlie Ander.
son home Sunday.
Alvy Garretson was absent from
school Monday on account OF Illness.
Miss Mabel Biorklun spent Tuesday
night with Mabel Spraguc.
c. C. Ruch from Folk. Nebraska.
arrived In Haxtun Friday. where he
will make his future home on tho
old John stnrn place.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
WILL BAN GRADE CROSSINGS
United States viii cons,fue, bridges
or undefpasses on Federal
Highways.

washingion.-Gradc crossings win
be eliminated wherever possible and
replaced with bridges or underpnsses
on all roads Of the federal MD high.
wny system to be constructed under
the federal highway net, the burcnu
Of public roads OF the Department of
Agriculture announces.
Important ronds. many OF which nj
present cross mud rccross railroads nj
grades. hereafter VIII be built entirely
on one side OF the rnilroad.
In the three years ending with 1870.
according to records available to the
bureau, 5000 lives wer lost and
1854 persons were injured ut grade
crossings In the United States.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Man Pays Shoemaker's
s Bill After 42 Years

La Plata, Md.-Wesley Bowie.
retired shoemaker OF this
town, was much surprised a few
days ago by receiving pay for a
pair of shoes he make a GUS
toner forty-two years ago. At
that time Mr.. Bowie made for
each of three brothers, one of
whom was the debtor, a pair of
calfskin boots.
This man soon left Charles
county without paying his bill.
andsMr. Bowie had not heard Of
him since.
The debtor made a personal
trip to La Plata to pay his bill.
He found Mr.. Bowie and made
himself known to him. He said
this was the only bill he owed
and he wished to cancel that
obligation. He then offered Mr..
Bowie q $40 bill and asked IL
that would square the deal with
him. Mr.. Bowie was perfectly
willing to close the account for
that amount and the matter was
settled, The debtor then stated
that he has lived in Montgom-
cry county thirty years on one
farm.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
6AtLUSES

Mems furnlshers report sad de.
cline In the sale of suspenders. Gal.
luses have gone. Those pillars OF
proprloty have hecn succeeded by the
unstable upholdsr OF the worlds
trousers. the leather or ncar.lcather
bolt.
But the leather nelt lacks n lot OF
things that galluses possessed. When
"a follow sat down 10 n blk monl.
wearing susrenders. ne could eat for
further orders That made no differ.
ence In his trousers support Hc
paid no attention to them. lie know
they were put TO stay put. Not no
tho leather belt. II lacks olaAtic
qualities, Got TO let ont q link every
time after big meal. Too much like
thermometer. hut gradually. ngalns,
MI opposition. II has won tn way.
And sallnbea are not considered tho
thing" anywhere In smart society.
Agricnturlsts. though. stlll rtlck TO
n heavy style OF Halluscs. When tho
farmer Ia working hard with both
hands null, he docpn't want 10 think
thnt there Ia amy danger OF hIs trous.
ors slipping. Ife doesn't want 70 be
cauRft that Columbus Citizen.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Boost! Boost! Boost!

Boost, and the world boosts wit
you; knock. and you're on the shell
for the world gets, sick OF the on
who kicks and wishes he would kic
himself. Boost when the sun is shil
Ing. boost when 1t starts to rain:
you happen TO fall, don't lie ther
and bawl. but get up and, boost agaiI
Boost for YOU. schools advancement,
boost for the things sublime; for tn
worker that's found on the topmos
round is the booster every time.-Agl
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Put on shasa In sle,n.

llnmmond ind.-Al Roberts. ten.
porary resident Of the Hammond Jail.
was given pnlr OF new shoes by n
Jail ~orker. lie put them under his
pillow wSen he went to sleep. Awnk.
eh.ng. thet were gone. He accused
hts selInptes and his fists started d
small riot. When the polire persuaded
the rioters TO cease. Roberts found
the shoes on his feet. lie hnd put
them on while asleep. No the police be.
live and stanchly declare.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
BOYS BUY MARKS IN PARIS
French People of Al Glasses inses.
Their Money In German
Money.

Pnrls.-Thc fever which has prompt.
cd French people OF all classes To in.
vest their frnncs In German marks led
u twelye.year-oid boy 10 large Paris
bnnk. whore he asked for "a francs
worth Of German money"
perhaps. though" said Tho child.
1T would be better II boiight Hun.
rarinn money. ! read In the paper this
morning that nnrlss had gone up. hut
Hungarian money hadn't, but Hungary
has lots of corn aud think her money
viii 30 NJ soon. don't Your
The clerk told the child 10 inves,
his frame Ia ennhy.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Flea Best Bet on
California Ranch

The following letter was received
from Denver Post reader now re-
siding in California;
my California
When l say my California" l do
not mean that own California. That
is, not all of it. l own some OF 1t,
but l did not think when bought it
that l was going to own it forever.
The fellow who sold it to me said
that 1 could sell it sometime at a
profit. But he was a poor prophet.
But love California as only a
Native Son" of New Hampshire can
love it. love its lakes and rills. its
mountains and hills. But best of all
love its soil. These lots | own in
Los Angelesf have an attachment
for these lots that shall never lose.
That is, it looks now as If never
should just noticed yesterday that
the deeds read, "To nave and to
hold"
But the dream of my life. is to
sometime settle down in my own
little bungalow, on my own little
ranch, and there with my own little
home brewery, in the golden sun
light and silvery moonlight, to dream
the happy hours away, seeing visions
of other days and other places. And
where can you find more to recall
such visions than on 4 California
ranch?
You arise in the morning to the
music Of Connecticut alarm clock.
You put on your Munsing underwear,
made in Minneapolis, hitch your Bos-
ton garters to your Paris socks, but
ton your Baltimore suspenders onto
your Detroit overalls, put on your
Lynn, Massachusetts, shoes. and your
Danbury, Connecticut, nat and you
are up for the day.
You sit down to your Grand Rapids
table and eat your Hawaiian pinsap-
pie. your Quakers oats and Aunt Je-
nina fapjacks. swimming in New
Orleans molasses.
Then you so out and put your Con-
cord. New Jersey. harness onto your
Missouri mule. hitch on your Moline,
Illinois. plow and plow a couple of
acres OF land covered with Ohio mort.
cages.
At noon you dine on Cincinnati
ham. cooked in Chicago lard, on a
Detroit stove burning Colorado coal.
And then at night you ill up your
pride OF Detroit" with Mexican gaso.
line and dash out to the beach and in
n Greek restaurant, while smoking q
Boston-made cigar. you watch New
York girl dance the Memphis shin.
my to the music of New Orleans
jazz band.
And then upon returning home you
read chapter out OF q Bible printed
in London. England. say prayer
originating In Jerusalem, put on your
China silk pajamas. crawl in between
your Fall River sheets. to fight all
night with the aeas-the only home
grown product on the whole darn
ranch.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10
Could No. Keep Her out.

Providence. II. Mrs. Catherine
cnriey went shopping and forgot her
1oorLcy. The children had locked the
door. Her husband. n fireman. hud n
key. 80 she turned IN Nh nlnrin nni
the iirc company responded Tier lins-
baud lei her IN.
Phillips County herald., 1922-03-10

An exchange notes that women d
not weep as much as they used /
ana Is then unkind enough to remaI
That their compilations won't stan
for II.