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New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
More Truth Than Poetry
BY James ]. Montague
The Bolsheyik

How doth the busy Bolshevik
Improve each shining hour
BY drowning in the nearest creek
Those who dispute his power!
How much he talks of equal
rights,
But, when he holds full sway,
He unrestrainedly delights
To shoot and kill and slay.
When he was in the moujik stage,
Before he ruled the roost,
With outbursts of unbridled rage
All power he traduced.
He held that property was wrong
And money was a snare.
The burden of his savage song
Was "Swat the millionaire
But now that he has got the cash
The government once had,
The property he held was trash
He finds is not so bad.
And any man will ieopardize
His family. life and limb.
Who, in his folly, ever tries
To pry it off of him.
Equality" is something which
(The Bolshevik is sure)
was given him to make him rich
And other people poor.
And, now that he has got enough,
He'll make it his endeavor
10 bar such socialistic stuff
From Russia's soil forever
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
The New Crop

Younger generations are never
quite so awful as their shocked
elders are sure they are becoming.
That is formula as sound as it is
old. Manners change rapidly, but
morals withstand much jolting, con-
tinuing under new guise but slight
ly altered in essentials.
We cannot hope to convince such
pessimists as Miss Agnes Repplier
Of these truths. But for the aver
age observer we offer the persuasive
testimony in the article upon this
page the other day "About the Rest
of U.s." This was written by very
modern young woman who is plain
ly afraid of understanding nothing,
for whom, indeed, understanding is
one of the main goals of life. Yet
sho could by no stretch of the imagi
nation be classed with those wild
young people the thought of whom
has kept so many est1mable elderly
folk awake nights in the last few
years.
This young woman did not deny
the specific changes in manners and
conversation. She conceded them.
But she made it clear that there
were in the upcoming generation
quite as much of character as ever
it's parents had and little more
candor and usefulness. Some of the
false romance has gone. Perhaps
new and fresh companionship will
more than replace it. At any rate,
the picture revealed is anything but
a gloomy one. Here are young folk,
alive, eager, honest, biting into the
old squeezed orange of a world with
new zest The only persons who
should worry are those too old or
dried up or tired to view a fresh
planting and a new crop of any
thing.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Too Long Neglected

Even now, before Mr.. Hylan has
secured legislative permission To
scatter busses from one end of the
city to another, motor traffic IN
Manhattan Island is RAPIDLY an
preaching stagnation. In October
when thousands of cars now dane
lng attendance on vacationing folk
nave returned to the city, the diff
nculty OF getting about town will
become still more serious. Within
the year something must be done
TO relieve present conditions. or ac-
cidents will begin to multiply at an
appalling rate.
What can be done and how 4 can
be done have for a long time been
the subject of speculation by traf-
nc engineers. But until the admin
lstratlon takes up the matter moth
ing hopeful can be accomplished.
Wh-ther Mr.. Hylan succeeds in
MS pus llne or not better method
Of getting motors moved through
Manhattan is imperatively neces-
sary Eventually it will without
doubt be to dig vehicuIar tunnel
or build viaduct in order to ner-
NIT trucks and other cars to operate
without hindrance or menace to the
other class of vehicles.
That, however, caanot be done
without vast expense and wears Of
planning. What can be done nov
IS to extend the one-way street sys.
tenn so as to include north and south
as well as east and west avenues
Routes for one-way traffic from the
harlem bridges as far down as City
Hall Park must be arranged If pos
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Curbing Reckless Drivers
the Editor of The Tribune.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: The tragic accident to William
M, Wood jr., in view of the repeated
occurrence Of similar speed tests"
on our roads, shows the need for
drastic remedial action. The reckless
driver can be controlled.
A device could be attached to all
cars by the Highways Commission
when registered preventing any speed
above the legal limit, thus controlling
the speed maniac at the source. PEN
atty for operation without it--loss of
license.
II the authorities offer reward for
information of any instance Of ear
approaching on the wrong side of the
road or more than two abreast IRE.
gardless Of width Of road) and the
penalty be made loss of license Of
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Caucasian" Japanese
no the Editor of Tha Trihnna

To the Editor OF The Tribune
SIR According to "The Honolulu
star-Builetin' Takao ozawa. lana.
nese OF Honolulu, has been lighting for
several years to secure the rights and
privileges of American citizenship
through an appeal to. the courts. He
has been denied this right by the
Honolulu Federal Court, and also by
the Circuit Court of the 9th Circuit
California, to which he appealed, and
has now appealed to the Supreme
Court OF the United States.
Mr.. Ozawa claims that he has sought
to mold his life along strictly Amer.
ican lines and in accordance with the
best American customs and ideals. He
mas taken special pains to educate his
children in American public schools
ethey have japanese language schools
IN Hawaii) and to educate them in
American customs and ideals in orde,
that they might become loyal American
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Starving the Library

The difficulty of obtaining books
in the branches of the Public
Library and the shortage of ia
vorites from overuse owing to made
quate appropriations to replace them
were pointed out last spring.
Now, in formal communication
from the chairman Of the executive
committee Of the board of trustees
of the library addressed to the
Board of Estimate of the city, it ap-
pears that the situation in the
libraries has become alarming:
Embarrassed with an inadequate
staff, with a book stock numerically
unsatisfactory, badly worn and dirty
and bordering on the obsolete in tech
nical and other modern fields; with
branch buildings and other permanent
equipment badly neglected; with an
inadequate allowance for fuel, and
with an appropriation for supplies
insufficient to provide for the abso-
chanical routine, the trustees believe
the situation is indeed desperate"
Thanks to the present city admin
istration, therefore, one of the most
important social services which the
city renders has been seriously Grip
pied. Where the average American
city pays IS cents per capita for
library appropriations New York
pays 35 cents. Generous in support
ing political ventures, the city is
niggardly in supporting educational
institutions. In the hope that if
the city refuses to pay enough pub
llc-splrited private citizens will make
up the deficit, the administration
cheerfully sees thousands Of seekers
after knowledge disappointed.
Such neglect of an important puo-
lie trust is a direct violation of the
administrations duty to the cttv.
The Libraries may be remote from
The politicians, but they are close to
the people.
Every one favors scaling down
the city budget. But to begin bv
starving the libraries is to hinder the
people in the enjoyment of one of
thelr most valuable rights.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

sible. Only board of men familiar
with the subject, preferably COM
posed Of engineers, can determine
what routes can best be set apart.
Only the city can set them apart
when they are decided upon.
Here is u problem of more inn
mediate Importance than Mr.. Hy-
lan's bus lines, or where the money
For Mr.. Hylan's bus lines is to come
from, yet no effort whatever is be-
ing made toward it's solution.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
The Saloon Againl

To the Editor of The ffibane. ~.
Sir: Why do the advocates 9 = III
wines and beer argue to have - IA
restored? We all know if We sas' {.
down the bars the open sal0sn z
evitahle. IA
Speaking Of freedom, what aO0s j
freedom of those who are sss IA
strong drink and the freedom
growing boys who viii hecoms =
to it if old conditions are rssisss 4
Let us willingly sacrifice sV'.. s,.,.
our so-eailed freedom to rerliosS %
tation from tho path OF OUT
brothers. MRS. ANNA n, Mooa 'ass
Hocsick Falls, N. w Aus. y, ass''
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
The Tower
d Il p A II II u r Z


COME day I'll close my book and
NJ dream at noon
OF grass-grown lanes that lead to
upland bars,
Where timber legions sleep be-
meath the stars,
Their hemlock lances stacked against
the moon;
Of paths that seek the sea across a
dune
Engulfed in silver darkness, where
the spars
OF broken ships CLEAN, livid as
old scars,
Upon beach where wrecks of hopes
are strewn.
Then bugles Dawn and on the shin
ing hills
The angel legions lift their burn
ing shields,
And from the sea there steals
healing breath.
Old broken dreams revive and no
wind spills
From canvas newly spread. En-
barked, Faith yields
The helm to One who whispers:
"This is death!" DURYEA.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
The Tribune stated enormously

The Tribune stated erroneously
yesterday that the Democratic
County Executive Committee had
nominated Mr.. Robert S. Johnstone
to the Court of General Sessions.
Mr.. Johnstone is a Democrat, now
sitting in that court by appointment
Of Governor Miller. The Republican
County Executive Committee very
properly nominated him to succeed
himself. The Democratic committee
did not do so.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

driver and registration of car, OF
further punishment, this evil would
largely be remedied.
The penalty for speed over the ie-
gal limit should be loss of license. If
suitable rewards were offered for
evidence speeding would be lessened.
II every licensed driver were auto
matlcaliy sworn in as an officer of the
law and thus compelled to report all
violations Of the law and penalty for
evasion of this duty were loss of
license, speeding as regular practice
would be stopped.
LINCOLN C. CUMMINGS.
Brookline, Mass, Aug. 90, 1922.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
World Wide Chess
To the Editor of The Tribune.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: 1t is true, as you say, that
tennis is the chief international game,
if you have only Outdoor" contests
in mind; but, as q sedsntary game,
nothing is SO ecumenical as chess.
Players can be found in every con-
siderable city in the whole world.
Adopts can play "blindfold," using
neither board nor pieces. Games can
be recorded and replayed after CEN
tury or more has elapsed, exactly as
they were first fought out. Even as /
write the games of the just con-
cluded tournament are being studied
and discussed everywhere. Give the
royal game its due. f. M. T.
New York, Aug. 20, 1922.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

death terminated this relationship,
but it did not annihilate the idea
underlying it. Will the Bolshevists
offer sufficiently satisfactory sub
stitute?
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Guessing Contest

Canada's breweries are prosper
ing to an unprecedented extent.
Where do you suppose she finds all
the new customers?
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
We Need a National Commission

We Need National Commission
Sir: / am playing your mosquito
game and am on ardent fan. | be-
lieve have improved upon it and wish
all others who indulge in this fine pas
time would send in their methods of
playing. Then we could adopt rules
and have basis for comparing scores.
l carry three clubs: fly swatter for
| the short holes, a rolled newspaper for
| the ceilings and other long fairways
and a towel to snap on the extra long
holes that are we'll trapped, such as
the far corner behind my wife's bureau.
My rules:
First Of all, follow and swat at the
same mosquito until killed. Par for
the fly swatter holes is one, the news
paper holes two and the towel holes
three.
Last night I made my best score. /
had 18 one-par holes that / made in
81 swats, IL two-par holes that I made
in 27 and 9 three-par holes that l
made in 81 swats. This means that l
killed 80 mosquitoes in 79 swats, but
in terms of the game I played thirty
nine holes, having a par of 50 in 7s
swats.
Living in New Jersey, I, of course,
play some very long rounds. Last night
was one of the shortest, which. probably
accounts for my good score. Usually
the course has between fifty and sixty
holes. | would like to hear of some
other scores made playing the game as
l do. Maybe we could stage match.
H. H. G.
Now that it has been discovered that
breath-holding will protect the average
human, some one ought to devise some
form of mosquito immunity for Con-
gressmen.
The methods of the Creator in deal
ing with the insect world are, natural
ly, even more obscure to as than His
administration of the affairs of hu-
manity. Still, we can't help wondering
why He didn't save some of the ma
terial expended in creating so MANY
katydids and make a few more fish
worms.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Word comes from Jersey that il you
hold youns breath mosquitoes won't
bother you. That is, we suppose, If you
hold it long enough.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Won car rurehsss merehandise advertised 10 TIE
TRIBUNE With absolute safsty--far II dissssisfae-
tsea rssu:ts Ia any ease THE TRIBUNE sraran.
tees 10 eaS ycar rHenos hack upon request. No red
taee. Ne auihhas. We refaud srompty II the
advertise. Gees net.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

HUDSON OBSERVER WANT ADS
BRING QUICK RETURNS.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
PI T Y

II
sGaO maiden aoeeping,
A-Deeping bitterly,
And aUhen asked her ,Dhat auas aoroaa,
She, sobbing, GmsUered me:
"oh, the cruelty of humans
Is quite beyond belief.
The ,oay ace slaughter animals
Affords me untold grief
We Kill the cutest heifers
TO make ourselues steak,
And innocent young pnllets
a chicken pie to bake.
We broil eliUe young Holsters,
Who aever did as harm,
And murder. almost euery duck
That's born our eyes to charm"
And as the maiden Dalked ayoy,
The nigrette on her Tam
Wi'ked slyly at he, overcoat,
Which was of auborn lamb.
NURBLIEH.
Bishop Shipman," headlines "The
Times" "Flees From Fire." which i'm
presses us as an entirely orthodox pro-
ceeding.
New York is, after all, the best sum
mer resort. Last night we slept very
comfortably with only sheet over us.
Perhaps it's not the cold at all. 1t
may be Just the absence of hatasiditv.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

| Monday is atwavs the day on sohich
ace spend aohat should be profitable time
| envying the ingenuity Of older and aoiser
colunlnists auho discovered that they
could al,oays camoufage inertia and fill
IN arid patches Of space by. printing
tramslations from the Chinese.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Still, Monday cannot possibly be as
blue as it is painted Recent weeks
of attention to newspaper headlines
have taught us that it is the day on
which all concerned are certain they
can see the end Of the rail strike.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Tough

None Of Mr.: Lenine's deaths has
thus far proved fatal.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
IEf n,11 Thu Hudson Ohsnt.1,cr

VTTUWG 4 Vb II UtIoUFb VUoeT UETI
To Whom 1t May Concern--Not responsible
for debts contracted by my wife, Mrs.
Josephine Hearn 327 Central Ave-. Jersey
City. John f. Hearn, 319 10th ST.. West
New York
buy what I pay for; my husband,
John Hearn S19 10th St. West New York,
has all he can do to pay the debts he
owes.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Perhaps it's not the cold at all. 1t
may be Just the absence of huasiditv.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

New York is, after all, the best sum
mer resort. Last night we slept very
comfortably with only sheet over us.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Bishop shipman," headlines "The
Times" "Flees From Fire." which i'm
presses us as an entirely orthodox pro-
ceeding.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
TUESDAY, AUGUST y. 1922

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Gent; O. Vernon Rssc1s, yiee-Prvsideat; Helcsi
Ecxsrs szesds sseresafy n r. Msxsasid. Treasurer.
Address. Tysb@pe BnsdIn9 i54 Nassau Strrtt. New
1ork. TeitphsEle. leskmssl 3eaD.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES by mail Including
PcGsss. IN TBE UNITED STATES
One Sax One
s BY Mail. Postpaid. rear Mcsths Month
.Ds1iy ard sunday sIs.as $500 $500
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oee wssS. zoe.
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CANADIAN RATES
psils and Sunday ....... $500 $500 sieo
Daily Observation-Disclosures. 10 90 5.0o IS
sandas osily y.....s.ss. s..... $50 as 80
FOREIGN RATES
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Eatesed at tho Poetorice at New York as Second
Cia6s Nal Mater
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
Hard to Establish

The open shop is not very openly
arrived at.
Copyright by James j. Montague)
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Now that it has been discovered that
breath holding will protect the average
human, some one ought to devise some
form of mosquito immunity for Con-
greSSmon
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22
q a A r An rx

kAtered at tho postosice at New York as Second
Class Mall Matter
New-York tribune., 1922-08-22

Mr.. Hearst is still threatening to
lead third ticket into the guber-
material race. Suggested campaign
slogan:
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13
AROUND THE CLOCK
Starlight sad Sunshine Lighting Lies Pathway.

The Dill
I. Il is the guy who has never
saved anything that gets left at the
post in the race Of life.
2. Footlcss hosiery may be q big
rage In Paris, but many man here
IL quite lIscd 90 ioelcss socks
3. We wonder II any man will
be accused Of marrying a woman
just for her vote.
4. Darwin's missing link can oc-
casionally be found in the sausage
you get from the butcher.
8. The REASON onc.leggcd men are
not popular with girls Is that they
have only one leg to pull.
O. The average young man has
only two changes Of clothing put
on and take or
7. Usually the people who talk
the most say the least.
=. A doctor has 10 be careful
now about saying how many cases"
he has, NJ he can easily be misundcr.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

One ~ the mysteries Of life for
common mortas j. the things doc
tors write on prescriptions. All you
know is that you're going 90 take
some medicine, bat you haven't The
least idca what b. Be- You take u
with faith n the doctor Cured By
faith 81 not such an empty phrase
after aIl a few days ago our doe
tor gave us o pres ripiion, and as We
started for The pharmacy We tried go
road the thing. "PhonncetIn' vac
the only word we could make ont.
clio ho and ha. har we cried we
are going 60 find ouf about this F.
So w. consulted The dictionary. and
wa found th.a "Phonacotin is white
crystalline compound used In med.
cine. principally as fcbrIfugc And
there were were more ignorant
fhan over We took tho sfuff With
tho same Old faifh. and np foeling
better now. thank you
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

The roses red upon my neighbor's
vine
Are owned by him. but they are slso
mine.
His was the cost. and his the labor,
too,
But mine ~ well a. his the JOY, their
lovelinesF 20 view.
They bloom for me, and are for me
as fair
A for the man who gives them all
his care.
Thus ! am rich, because n good man
grew
A rose-clad vine for all his neigh
bor's view.
! know from this that others plant
for me,
And what they own, my joy may
also be;
so why be selfish. when 20 much
that's fine
rs grown for you upon your neigh
bor's vine7
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13
EXHIBITS TO BE RAISED
IN WEST TEXAS FOR SHOW

Stamford, Texas, Jan 10.-B. NJ
Whitaker, Exhibit Manager, West
Texas Chamber al Commerce. will
begin his tour Of West Texas at
coleman. Jan. nth. He. VIII "a tina;
dny appear before the Breakfast
Club ~ the Coleman Chamber OF
Commerce in the interest Of exhibits
for the Southwest Exposition. From
then on he will visit more than 100
communities in West Texas.
Announcement was received here
today from Fort Worth stating that
q special sale Of Poland China hogs
will be held at the exposition on
March idth. Also announcement has
been received here stating that all
premiums on Hereford cattle have
now been settled on the same basis
rs last year. This assures a large
exhibit on Hereford cattle.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13
SALES ARE RAPID WITH
LUB-TEx MOTOR COMPANY

The Lub-Tex Motor Company has
been doing a very good sales busi-
ness during the past two weeks, In
spite of unsettled conditions.
They sold an Overland 70 S. VI.
Soofer, Of Shallowater. Overland
touring 10 J. ". Agnew, Of Lubbock.
Stephens Six TO Wommack & Com
pany, Of Colorado City, and an Over
land touring to s. W. Dick, Of fub-
book, during the past two weeks.
II Is noticeable IN Lubbock that the
men who are going after business are
getting bit Of u. and the only per-
son who has any cause 20 worry at
this time Il that one who IL not will
ing TO make AZ effort to better con-
ditions.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

stood
o. Don't worry about The live
stock supply. Short skirts have shown
Us what a fine supply Of calves there
are.
20. They say IL takes -four men
10 disprovc one woman's testimony
In court-and II usually takes TWEEN
~ men TO disprove one policeman.
II. The average drug store now
adays handles drugs only as side
line.
70. Outside Of the fact that they
are flat broke, in debt and married,
some fellows have bright prospects
for the future.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer' on Genuine

Bcwarel Unless you see The name
"Bayer" on package or on tablet1
you are not getting genuine Aspirin
prescribed BY physicians for twenty
one years and proved safe BY MIL
lions. Take Aspirin only 40 told n
the Bayer package for Colds, Head
ache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Ear
ache. Toothachc. Lumbago. and for
Pain. Handy tin boxes OF twelve
Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin ccst few
cents. Druggists also sell larger
Aspirin IA the trade mark
OF Bayer Manufacture Of Monosceti-
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13
LAKEvIEw FARMERS WERE
IN LUBBOCK TUESDAY

c. r. Obar and Arthur Nettles
we're here monday from the Lakeviev
community IN Lynn county trading
with our merchants.
The people in that community have
demo nstrlfed their ability - farm
ers and ranchmen. and each year
lfing a lot ~ trade 20 LuhhO K husi-
,crs men that is hell ING to mpke Old
hAra times look like a back number.
With constant increase in the acreage
.. these farming sections Il Is na'ur-
al'v 10 be expected that conditions
VIII improve here as this wor;s sd-
yances.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

Napoleon died on the island n 81.
Helena, but that wasn't his fault
Before steam engines were invent-
ed most of the hips we're sailing
vessels
George Washington married . Wild
nw. and later was known as the
"Father of His Country"
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

Telescope" Something that YOU
look into one end Of and out the
other and see what you can see.
Consistency Enjoying leg
show" and dianpproyIng short skirts.
Dealt" A grave matter
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

Clothes this season are 10 match
the hair Il will be pretty tough on
the bald-headed man.
For the dining table. salad dress
ing usually goes well.
An imitation money fur Is a now
fad. II will look quite natural on
some wesrers.
straight-cut models will not APP
pear 20 advantage on crooked folks.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

Sometimes you see an acquaint-
ance coming down the street, and as
you get ready 20 speak he turns his
head and snubs you. Don't worry;
you amt lost nothing, but he has,
for he's lost his common sense and
your respect
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

Wilton Hall believes he has invent
ed patent fly tran and has been out
all week looking FOR a fly TO prac-
tice on
The deputy constable got 10 star
ing at the pretty moving picture
ticket seller yesterday and walked
plumb into telephone pole.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-01-13

a rockr1ach has Mo toehails
Pearls come from oysters, bat
great many girls have got jewels
from Holsters
The hen that cackles the loudest