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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
SOME OLD ONES GOOD.


MILTON JET likes this story
as among tho best Of the old ones:
Little Harry to motherp-It
wasn't the stork that brought
baby.
Mother-Is that sol Who was
It, then?
Harry-why. the milkman.
Haven't 1 read the sign on his
wagon: Families Supplied Daily"
PLAYING WITH WORDS.
There Is only one trouble with
this old world; it's full Of just that.
In every walk Of life there are
Some that run and some that
cr1wl.
One secret that will never be
explained Is why tho average
woman cannot keep ono.
It takes people Of every kind to
mako . world, and tho more kind
they are, the bctter world they
mako.
The spendthrift's income goes
cut before IL comes In.
The mean have many ways Of
being 30.
what bothefs US Il why We
must BE- bothered with what both.
srs others.
The principles OF tho man who
docs everything upon general prin-
ciples, arc not worth generalizing
Upon
What We shall be hereafter may
depend . great deal on what we
arc after hero. #. j. SCHWAB.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
; CLEAN FUN VS..
INDECENT AND OBSCENE.

Another student newspaper.
"The Record" of Williams Col
lege-has been suppressed by the
faculty for printing indecent aud
obscene things in a recent issue.
"The Ghost of George Wash
fngton University ceased to Dalk
any more tChen the faculty sipat-
ted its further existence, and sev-
eral other faculties haze taken
similar action.
The mistake some college boy,
make is that they do not use
clean and wholesome fun in their
publications, but resort to tho
suggestive, Smutty material so
often circulating among those
whose appetites call for raro
stuff.
Overwhelming public sentimen.
IS beginning to demand suppress
sion of that Uhich communicates
and the substitution for it of that
Which leads to higher ideals IN
life. The movies and the stage
haze been and are, full of "dirt"
tOhich no man would tolerate IN
his otOn home, among his Wom,-
en- and children And yet his
,Domen and children 90 into places
of public entertainment and see
and hear just Dhdt the head of
the house knops to be degrading
IN its effects.
IL may be true that Americans
are the toorst of the worlds hYp-
ocrites and set outward examples
(Which they do not liUe up to in
private life, but If Ue do livc
DR. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde eristence
it is best that zoe do not admit
1t to tho outside 1oorld.
Unless the indecent and obscene
are fro,Dned upon BY thinking
men and Uomen It is only a q,Ies-
ton Of time iohen these things
,oiH become recognized standards
and tDe tUilL unconsciously drop
into the actuality of What pe are
portrayed.
II our fun can not be clean and
free from dirt, then civilization
is going backward and not for
tUdrd and zoe tDiH become nation
of smut distributors and coarse
jokesters ,oho find nothing anus
ing unless IL is in the realms OF
the obscene.
GOLDEN TEXTS OF NATURE.
A smiling field, the laughing brook.
Whispering voices Of Spring woods.
The grooming grove and floral nook,
Are golden texts Of Natures book,
And voice exalted dreams and
moods.
Grand. virgin views and shy-kissed
A river musins in the dawn,
Touch wondrous chords Of magic trills.
That linGer when the spoil is gone.
Those charms and images 80 bright.
Inspired OF beauty. love and hope,
Endesr the Thoughts with sweet de-
While vision. roam In w,..eue flight,
Midst portals Of nfe's rosy scope.
GEORGE SANDS JOHNSON.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
BRIGHT VETTERISMS.

To tho man with grit the "acci-
dent Of birth" becomes . nero
incident. He gets there Just the
Same.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02

The man who buys books does
not necessarily collect them. It's
tho fellow who borrows them who
attends to that.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
TIL E II EN-.

Tell me not in mournfui numbers,
For the hen IL dead that slumbers,
And things are net what they seem.
Life IL real. life 10 eaxnast,
And the shell II net its pss,
ssEgg thou vert and agG remaineSt,S
Was not spoken Of the hen.
In the worlds broad field Of battbe.
In the great barn-yard Of life,
he not like those lazy cattle,
BE . game reoster In the strife.
Lives Of roosters all remind us
We can make our lives sublime.
And when roasted leave behind rs.
Hen-trscks on ths sands Of time.
Hsn-tr.cks that perhaps anchor
"chieken~
Drsopipg iily In Ne sAln,
Same ferlorn and hen-peckoA brother
When he ssss shall GROW aeain.
J. A. ruoKER.
Marle-I hear you're . prohibit
.tion officer now.
Anth0ny-Yes,
Mark-What do You DO when you
find q stillf
Anthony--I perform my duty -
the last drop.
? MEN ANDERSON.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02

We all approve of ''ripened
leadership" but when Il becomes
''svor-riponed" we hold our nosea.
FRED VETTER.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11

equipped themselves with a horse
power sled Thursday night and
joumeyed to Grange hall, Pas
sump1ic where they were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. John S.
Galbraith at a church supper. A
pleasing entertainment preceded
the supper
The condition of Agnes Murphy
four year old DAUGHTER of Nh. and
Mrs. James Murphy Of Mt. Pleas
ant street, continues very serious
The illness has been diagnosed as
tubercular meningitis.
Byron G.. Valnum who has been
sick for many weeks at his home
on the Danville road, is very low.
The Office Of Dr.. Charlotte
Fairbanks is closed until March
10. Advertisement
c. a. Nichols of Boston is
spending The week with Mr.. and
Mrs. Robert p. Nichols. His
daughter, Miss Alice Nichols, who
is a pianist in New York, played
for the radio phone in Newark, N.
j., Thursday night and friends
and relatives in various sections
Of the country heard the concert.
Mr. and Mrs Bobert Nichols were
advised by THEN sister what time
her numbers we're to be given and
they were ready. Mrs Nichols on
the radio at Or. F. E. Farmers
and Mr. Nichols using the outfit
ut PerIey PeCty's, when Miss
Nichols number was announced.
! hey heard her cutie distinctly.
M. Y. Barnes Of the Caledonia
County Farm Bureau has return
ed from burlington where he at
tended Il meeting Of the Farm
Bureau representatives of New
England
A. Chafna7 Of the New York
Bargain store leaves Saturday
night for . weeks business trip
to New York.
Mrs. f. +. Mckee is proud OF
her flock of spring chickens
PATCHED February 20. They are
hardy as BELTS winter chicks and
the entire family Of seven viii be
ready to scratch when weather
permits it,
The subject at the Sunday
morning service at the First
Church OF Christ, Scientist, win
be Substance
Dr. s. G. Barnes of Burlington
u former Well-known pastor of
the South Congregational church,
viii supply the pulpit Sunday.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
West Danville

A large crowd gathered at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Clifford Saturday giving them a
genuine surprise. The evening
was pleasantly spent in dancing
and refreshments were served,
consisting of sandwiches, cookies
and coffee.
Mrs. Brown Of Barnet is
visiting q V. d. Blake's.
Miss Barnett Of Walden is Wis
iting at Edgar Houghton's.
Mrs. Richard Hatfield spent
Thursday in town.
Mrs. Ola Woods of Walden
spent the week end with her
brother, Perley Pressy at George
Kittredge's.
Quite a number from here al
tended the centennial meeting at
the Methodist church at Danville
Monday.
Mrs. Joseph LaBrack of Hard
wick spent Monday with Mrs.
Viola Brickett.
Mrs. George Armstrong, Leslie
Daniels and Otis Aver spent
Tuesday in st. Johnsbury.
Mrs. Walter SWEET and Mrs.
VIII Mitchell spent Thursday at
T.. f. Ayers.
Mr.. and Mrs. David Goliath
spent Sunday with her mother,
Mrs. Elsie Kittridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cassidy Of. St.
Johnsbury are visiting her fster,
Mrs. Joe Lamora.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
Mrs. vi. S. Wallace
Dies at NeWhury

NeWbury lost one of her oldest
citizens Tuesday in the death Of
Mrs. Mary s. Wallace the widow
of the late Rev. Charles c. Wall
ace and the only survivor of the
large family of Abner and Betsy
Baylcy. Her death occurred Tues
day at noon.
Mrs. Wallace was born Sept. 10,
1886, and was the great-grcat-
granddaughter Of General Jacob
Rayley and great-9randdaughter
Of his son, Jacob Bayley, both of
these ancestors distinguished
themselves in the war of the Rev
olution, Since the death of her
huband, which occurred over 80
wears ago, Mrs Wallace has made
NeWbuly her home
Funeral services were held at
her late home Thursday and from
thence her remains will be taken
10 Westfeld, N. J., for inteimont
beside the remains CT her husband.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
Trees, Birds and
Wild Flowers

Under the auspices of the Girl
Scouts at the South church next
Thursday evening a fine lecture
recital will be given by Guy c.
Caldwell of Cambridge, Mass, who
will give some beautiful reproduc-
tons in colors Of trees, birds and
wild flowers. Mr.. Caldwell spoke
at McIndoes this week showing
among other slides orchid pictures
from photographs taken by the
late w. +. Balch Of Lunenburg.
Besides initiating the songs OF
many birds he rendered music on
the mando-lute, Venetian boat
songs, organ harmonies and Haw-
allan melodies.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
HOW'S THIS?

HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
will do what We claim for it-1'id
your system of Catarrh or Deaf
ness caused by catarrh. We do
not recommend it for any other
disease.
HALLS CATARRH MEDI-
CINE is liquid, taken internally,
and acts through the blood supon
the mucous surfaces Of the system,
thus reducing the inflammation and
assisting Nature in restoring nor
NAL conditions.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio
Advertisement.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

NJ. w. Reed of New York City
has purchased an interest in the
Cary Maple Sugar Company and
expects to spend two weeks OF
every month in st. Johnsbury until
the season closes at this plant in
the summer. Mr.. Reed is undoubty
edly one of the best posted sugar
men in the United States, having
been for manv years the purchas-
ing agent of the Tobacco trust
so called-and later one of the di-
rectors of the American Tobacco
Company. He has long been q
heavy buyer of the products of the
Cary Maple Sugar Company and
will be a valuable man in the st.
Johnsbury concern.
The eighteen or moro members
making up the Toboggan club
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-11
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our nciGhbors
and friends in Barnet and Monroe
and McIndoes for their kindness
during the sickness Of our brother
and uncle, George W. Blodgett,
also for the beautiful flowers
sent at the time of his funeral.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. z. kimball,
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Blancher,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles KinEall,
Mildred Blanchcr.
Barnet, Vt.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
COAL PRICES
ON INCREASE
lump Is Made During Ma
tion-Wide Strike
By JAMES r. kOI.BERT

WASHINGTON. May rs. - All
bltuminous coal prices at mines thru.
out the country have jumped since
the nationwide strike began April ! !.
despite warnings os Secretary Hoos.
er that there Ia no justification for
increases.
Statistics Of the National Coal as.
sociation. printed in its magazine
here today. showed that the prices OF
most grades OF coal have been in.
ERASED at the mines from IS 10 80
per cent The prices Of few grades
have been doubled.
The increases are frankly admitted
tn the magazine. tho Coal Review.
Elimination 81 these increases By
voluntary agreement IL the main
aim Of the coal operators confer.
enee which Secretary Hoover has
called to meet here May 81. should
the operators fail 90 reach an agree.
msnt. II h probable some action 10
force prices down will be fnke~ -.
the federal government The bulk
OF tho large increases are coH4slse..
TO the two Eastern groups
These Increases are being reflect.
ed TO an even greater extent 10 the
consumer. officials here stated. To
the price at the mine In added sev.
ersl turnover charges with the re.
suit that tho ultimate consumer
pays from sis 10 iis per ton. &C.
cordlnE TO the locality.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25

Maybe Murrhys formal education
had been neglected. but he knew
what Mcpcrtnott and hts own con.
stituenis wanted. And he generally
got Il FOR them. a boxing bill. for
instance.
In this district Of Chicago. a rec.
ord as a siuxgcr and gunman Is not
against man--ir he can shove boz.
ing bills thru. and get ~favorH."
Mnrphy's political record Is insIe.
nlficant compared with his achieve.
ments in tho labor world % Chicago.
IL. has absolutely dominated the
street sweepers and the raa workers
unions. and he has earned the name
Of being a power In building trades
unions
As for hts police record his mos,
notorious difficulty was his arrest
charged with killing Messy" En-.
right. a rival labor leader. when
the case came 70 trial the witnesses
had vanished. A. present he IL I'M
der six years Jail sentence from the
federal court. which also imposed
an additional $50 900 fine. for con
splracy in the 100000 Dearborn
mail robbery. In other cases he has
been acquitted or released from Gus.
toby before his case came 70 trial.
Tho police say they hope 70 see
him hanged aH the result OF their
present charge Big Tim says
They'll never get me. i've been In
sail too often and never got even
scratched It's all a frams-up."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
DRYS TO QUIZ
POLITICIANS
Congress Candidates Must
Answer Questions

MILWAUKEE,. May ss.-candl.
dates for congress nj the November
election must announce their stand
on prohibition. dry leaders decided
here today az meeting 10 outline DO.
litical fights.
Antl-Saloon league forces rallied 10
make firm stand against attacks on
the Nols,ead saw by vets In the pres.
ent campaign.
Wayne n. wheeler. general coun.
sel. and legislative superintendent Of
tbs Ant-Saloon league. said the slo-
gan OF The league In all political cam.
paigns turnout tho United States
would be: Law breakers shall not
make law Makers
We shall fight TO keep friends of
the constitution on guard in con.
gress." Wheeler declared. "and watch
all primaries and elections more
closely than ever before"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25

STILL IN CELL

Altho freed Of grand larceny
charges by a jury before Superior
Judge Edward G. Mills "Wednesday.
n. T.. Nichols. tead OF the Siberian
American Trading Co. was continu.
ing his solourn in tho county jail
Thursday.
Nichols IN completing str
months term upon previous con.
viciion for dircounung soldiers state
honus warrants.
In his second trial. Nichols was
shown 20 have had Assigned 10 him
by Harry Karanoff an account In
the defunct Scandinavian American
hank. This account. u was charged
by Deputy Prosecuting Attorney
Ralph Hammer. Nichols disposed Of
TO a third party and kept the
money.
The prosecution WINS handicapped
by the fact that karSanoff. who was
tho prosecuting witness. was killed
in a railroad accident at Port
Angeles last week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
Mary Landon Baker
Prepares to Wed

PARIS. May 2s.-Mary Lsndon
Bakers trousseau for her wedding to
Alister Mccormick Ia nearly eompie,-
81. II Is understood Mary herself
whispered 10 the dressmakers TO
hurry; tho things must be finished
within n week"
Mccormick has been IN london to
make the final arrangements for the
ceremony. which he hopes will this
time. after four postponemcnts. make
Mary bis.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25

CHICAGO. May ss.-~chicaEo Is
the only city In the United states
that could. In 1899. produce a big
Tim Murphy
Tho under indictment with Fred
NADER. "Con" shea aud five others
in connection with the labor war
bomhlngn IN which two policemen
were killed, Murphy's friends stand
By him. They have stood By him
before.
In fact. he has police record as
long a. ones arm; and yet this has
in no way interfcred with his rise
To leadership In Chicago labor circles
or In politics. Big Tim has been a
conEressman's private secretary IN
Washington and member OF the
Illinois legislature
Big Tim has "lnfooence.- And
''inf1oornce' - what counts. II
makes no matter how man gets H.
or how he uses n. just 40 he has a..
chicago--or 10 be strictly accurate.
a part of Chicago respects the pos
SCISSOR thereof
Out near the stockyards r. tough
district. The only right that really
counts l. the right that siarts from
tho shocstrings and lands square on
the button under an adversary
chin. n was In this district Tim
Murphy was born 80 years ago.
That's where he grew an. That's
where he lives today. with his llv.
cried chauffeur. his blooded dogs.
and his speedy racing cars.
As a true product Of his environ.
meni. nig Tim Is hard But he has
many admirable qualities lie never
could have attained and held his 20.
sition as leader without them. lie
IL endowed with physical courage.
lie makes decisions quickly. and
stands on them. In his dealings
with his fellow men he ls oftontimes
obliglns 10 an extreme
Early In life Big Tim learned that
the men who were looked M TO were
tho men who could grant "favoru."
He set out TO put him~elf In position
to do granting on a wholesale basis
To gain his points. first In Tota
Carey'a gang Of Indians" Big Tim
became an expert debatcr Twenty.
ninth ward style A Twenty-ninth
ward drbater says !, with his fists.
From the gang u was an easy step
into politics. Former Congressman
Pipes MeDcunoft needed boys like
Tim who were leaders among the
young fellows. 7, was McDcruoft
who took the unschooled stockynrdH
youth % Washington as his private
secretary and who later helped him
get elected 20 the legislature.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
Memorial Services
at Neptune Theater

Rev. Cleveland Kleihauer. pastor
Of the University Christian church.
win maics the address in honor OF
the soldier dead. at tho American
Legion memorial services TO be held
ut the Neptune theater. y. 4Sth st
and Brooklyn ave. at 10 a m. sun.
day. Wounded veterans will be
taken In automobiles 10 the services.
Gold star mothers will have a re.
served section. The public Is In
vitrd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
General Wood and
Party Escape Storm

MANILA, 7. l., May 2b.--Maj. Den.
Leonard Wood and his party. who
were not In danger during a recent
typhoon. will return TO Manila tomor.
row. Fears were expressed for safety
Of tho Wood party in the yacht Apo.
which was out OF touch with the wire.
less station for few hours during
tho storm. but tho vessel was safe in
the Ice OF an island.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
Alumni Address
u. of w. Students

Members OF tho University Of
Washington Alumni association
spoke before tho student body at 10
a m. Thursday In the interest OF
university activities. the intellectual
life as presented 10 the public. and
tuition fees. Among the speakers
were william Lauhe and Mrs. Wal
ter Beals. winloolS w. Miller of the
board. OF regents also spoke
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
Will Give Lecture
at Engineers Club

Duff A. Abrams, professor in
charge Of structural materials re.
search laboratory, Lewis Institute.
Chicago. WIN give an illustrated lee.
turc at the Engineers club Thursday
at s p. m. on Scientific Methods OF
Making Concrete"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
yHTAVE WAVELESS,
w GIVEN DAMAGES

NEW YORK Miss Elsie Knox's
permanent wave no longer waves.
and the man who said II would for
six months was ordered by the court
to pay her back $50.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25

DENvER---Death takes Rev.
Father Dominic Pantanella. founder
of Revis college here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-25
British Official
Murdered in Egypt

CAIRO. Egypt. May 25.-wiifred
Cave. assistant commander OF police
here. was shot and killed by assas-
sins yesterday.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-07-21
Caldweu-Par
Is Sunday Card.
Hoard Elected to Twill
Game; Second Place
Issue.

Caldwell VS.. Parma is the Sunday
baseball attraction for Caldwell. With
the possibility-and not too remote
one-that Caldwell and Weiser may
yet be engaged in battle for second
place in the league race, this game is
looked upon as crucial one by R. T..
HURT, local magnate. Boise is ex-
pected to overcome the Weiser jinx
and to take the final game of the
three-course Weiser- Boise series Sum
day.
Hoard will probably twirl for Cald-
we'll, according to Hurts present
plans. The capable little right handler
seems to have stuff enough to upset
the Parmaites without difficulty now
that the team behind him has con.
6dence enough in him to give him
gilt edged support. Stewart will b.
used in the outheld and may be sem
in at any minute if Hoard begins te
Fwobble.
Otherwise the lineup will probabl,
be the same as that at Boise last Sun
day when the Capital City outfit wa
humbled. The Caldwell team look
good in spasms and when it is good
not club in the league can win from
it. Fans will be on the job Sunday t.
add their help to giving the team
second place in the final league stand
ing. Parma, always good boosters G
the home club, is expected to send
big delegation of fans up for the mat
inee.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-07-21
NJ DOSE FR0L|C
DIR AW s CROWD
Mayor Miller, DR.. F. E.
Springer and Ted A.
Walters Guests.

The Moose Frolic, comprising the
lodges of Boise, Nampa Emmett and
Caldwell, who held their jollifcation
in Caldwell Wednesday, passed off in
a gay spirit The event drew about
three hundred men and women of the
order to this city to participate in the
festivities.
Owing to the fact that many of the
members were late in arriving, the
parade, which was to start at 600 p.
m, did not get started until about an
hour later. Forming at the City hall,
the assemblage moved down Main,
thence south on Kimball to the park.
1t was made up of many artictic floats
of children participating; also two big
automobile floats. The parade was
about four blocks in length.
Arriving at the park, the assemblage
at once became seated to partake OF
the open air banquet Before begin.
ming, DR.. F. E. Springer of the College
of Idaho, gave the blessing. Following
him was Mayor Amos Miller. who
gave the address of welcome. After
the banquet, Attorney T. A. Walter:
gave the responsive address. Mr.
Walters address was received witt
much applause. All three gentlemen
were guests of honor of the Moose.
Following the banquet the Moos,
returned to their hall to complete tn,
business meeting and the initiation o
candidates. The ladies were entertain
ed at Danceland. One of the feature
of the Frolic was that the ladies wer
invited, for the first time, to witnes
the initiation of candidates.
At the conclusion of the meeting al
went to Danceland, where the Moos
and their ladies danced until the we
small hours of the morning
A. R. Ballard of the Coop stor
won first prize and Henry Quasi O
Quasi Bros. shoe store, second, TO
having the best decorated windows
at was successful event from be
ginning to end" said H. u. Blunt
chairman Of the Frolic, "and on be
half of the Southwestern Legion Nc
| 90, wish to thank the people of Cald
we'll, the mayor, DR.. Springer and I
A. Walters for their efforts in helping
us make the affair beautiful success.