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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12
Mother
Read This

Here Is wonderful message to all
expectant mothers. When. the Little
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12
Note how quickly your
teeth will improve

Get from your drug dealer tube ef Lisseri.s
Tooth Paste The price Is IS cents
Give it thorough uizl-three bsuzhinr day
is the best method Then note how white and
bright your teeth will gleam-hcw the condition
of your gums viii improve.
And know all the while that you are using =
dentiIice that is perfectly safe-thAt cannot injurs
your teeth
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12
the right dentifrice
will quickly make them
CLEAN white and bright
Avoid dentifrices
that attack the enamel
Also avoid soaps and other
alkalies

Dental authorities now agree that the ideal dent
frioe should contain no soaps other alkaline inge-
dents. These work against Nature; they lessen
the natural saliva how and hasten tooth decay.
Mild fruit acids on the other hand, such as
Iisterine Tooth Paste contains, aid Nature In
preserving the teeth.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12

~ - 0uCuSPoG 110c Uc2auS
L;sterine Tooth Paste d doing the same thing tt.a
Listerinc did Listerine Is safe antissptr for al
to use. 1t brings into your home an effective
weapon against infections. Just 80, Liseerine Tooth
Paste, used conscientiously, makes II easy to gvs
your teeth and gums the right kind of care. Do not
neglect however, to Wit your dentist st least
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12
The Times Newspapers

FOREIGN ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIONS:
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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-12

is practically completed and it
was announced todav that the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
GIVES HENS RADIO CONCERTS
TO BRING HIM BETTER EGGS
Champion Caskl Says Secret Lies in Providing Jazz
Through Ether-''Say 1t With Music
Is His Motto

WORCESTER. MASS. Nov is
Give Your hens free radio concerts
and Increase their egg production.
John g. Gaskill. Junior champion
poultry raiser OF this country. of
TORS this advice.
Music has solved young C;os<iIIs
problems and nc says II will do like
WIS" for other poul;rymcn. Charmed
by tho music OF his piccolo. ,hir,v
mems laid 3,0io cgEs IN seven months.
nc dccIir"s one OF the cgCs had
three yolks.
champion victory over nf,y-uinc
competitors and made his total poul-
try prizes thirty-nIno In three wears
Music Docs II.
Say II muth music is my motto"
saws Gasllill, explaining his success.
III YOU can't play. Install radio re-
ceivtnG set and get tho broadcast
concert music
Almost every day played tho
piccolo. nute Or trumpet to my hons
They enjoyed II and laid more eggs
as a result. At first. started to
play them "A cornet solo. hut they
seemed 10 have an aversion for that
instrument. really believe this
daily musical program was an I'M
nortant factor in my success.
II believe the time will come when
radio amplifers Will be attached TO
henhouseS 50 tho egg production NAV
re Increased by wireless telephone
concerts from near and far"
Ecwarc Of broadcast lectures or
singing: This. SAYS this poultry
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ACTING To INVISIBLE
AUDIENCE DIFFICULT

Acting by one person over the ra-
dio0hono isn't new any longer.
l'"t presenting play by tho on
tir" company is moro recent,
IL harder than acting tho parts
ON tho stage, say those who have
tried It. That's because they cauno,
ten whether tho play is going
ever" There is no audible applause.
as I'm tho playhouse. There is no
visible audience. 1t Is all a weird
uncomfortable sensation.
Vet. once they have tried acting
by Ratio the players like IT, For
there Is no p"rspiring behind hot
footlish's. no quick changes. no need
Of a makeup
Among the tirst who tried acting"
q whole play hv radio were Grace
icorE" ana IIorhcr, Hayes They
snt near microphonc in San
frnncisr" hr"ndcasting station and
r'cit'd their parts. They could not
tell whether they had only ono per.
son or million for their audience.
Fut by tho letters of appreciation
tina, came In la,or they believe IL
was ncnrcr tho larger figure.
Encouraged by the enthusiasm
shown in the reception of plavs hy
radio. san Francisco newspaper
has tried the stunt of broadcas,inc
it's serial story.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
HAMS FIGHT HARD FOR
FIRST TRANSATLANTIC
Contest This Year Of Different
Nature Than Last-God-
ey Pioneer.

Radio amateurs OF America and
Great Britain are preparing 20 break
the record made last Oear. when
faul Cooley received messages
across the Atlantic on low wave
length and limited power.
This time. II is assured, no Amer
iran viii No needed To rig up" a SGT
IN England In order to receive the
signals from this side. For officials
OF tho American Radio Relay League.
who hav" charge OF this test. report
British amateurs have already heard
Americans during III" prcliminarics
that that they have Just ended
The transatlantic contest will take
rlac" between December 10 and De-
ccmhcr 30. During tho first ten days
Americans Will transmit In tho re-
manning period they vii try to re-
c"ivc British amateurs signals
TIL" significance Of these tests lies
In tho fact that III" signals will be
transmitted on a low way" length
OF zoo meters and under low power
whereas the daily messages sent
across tho ocean by commercial and
government wireless stations get
there easily hccaus" shcy go under
high power and on - high wave
length. II the amateurs succeed In
their purpose. Il revolution Is expect
ed IN tn" present methods OF trans
atlantis transmission
That they are sure to succeed Is
nttest"d by the hopeful reports com
ing from Enslad During tho pre-
liminari"s. when American amateurs
had 10 qualify Ivy showing they were
received over a distance ~ a. least
iHo0 miles i'm this country. reports
cam" from England that some OF
these were taken down even there
5000 miles away
Fifty American amateurs already
hay" qualified for tho final tests and
officials Of the \. Il. Il. l.. expect as
many moro before tho tests begin.
schedules ar" being arranged for
them. whereby each amateur or
group Will be allowed fifteen min =
utcs for transmission, while all tho
other amateurs Of tho country will
remain silent
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
Kidney and Bladder
Troubles Conquered
or Money Back

For 40 years. said Dr Carey have
been prescribing my prescription No. III
(known fnr years AZ MarshrooD FOR KID
ncy ana bladder sickness. and now that
NAY" retired from active practice have
mad" arrangements with leading drug
s'S's :" dispense This wonderful prcscrip-
ton at moderate price. on the money
back i: dissatisfied plan.
beware - kidney Disease thousands
dc ~ II every year who ourh, 20 he en-
toying tn" blessings 81 ~" and health
watch tn" symptoms II you have spccks
floating ucfor" the eyes. puny .y"s clam.
my feet or moist palms hhcHachc or side.
ache. you ought Ia g"t q hottl" Of Dr
'atey's famous prescription No ~; tight
away.
l. has Wonderfully benefited ton, OF
thousands ~ cases 81 kldncy and bladder
irouh.ca aud e the medicine YOU can al.
ways depend upon Results are gunran-
ieed.
NOTE-Dr. Daniel g. Carey was p-ac
Icing physician tor many years. ana his
great Prescription No. III aided thou
sands o; sufferers from kidney and hlaJ.
der troubles Hereafter you can always
gov ms effective prescription Ia both
'i1uid and tablet form q. all reliable
rharmacisis me country ovet-Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19

raiser Will decrease egg production
III" h""s like Instrumental music
only. So, II tn" program calls for n
song. 'un" out tho station ana search
Tor violin or orchestral selection
Hr"m another hroadcastinE station.
Any particular selection will do"
says GaSkill I'm fact. I am not much
"f mn artist on nny Of the !nstru-
m"nts play 10 my hens Almost
any OLD tunc VIII put the flock in
good humcr."
f"r success In the poultry bust
ness Gaskill gives i've princip,cs:
Install electric lights in tho hon
coors
Furnish Instrumental music TO tho
hens.
Give thon clear water often.
Guard against poultry disease
N""p the coops immaculate
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19

.WFAN Hutchinson. Minn.
WFNp Peoria. Ill
WFtn Cameron. Mo.
WEAR Sanford. Nc.
WFAS Fort Wayne. Ind.
WFAT-Sioux Falls. S. y.
WFAT-Enston. Mass.
Lincoln. Sob.
WFNW Miami. Fla.
WFAN -Einghamton. y. 7.
WFAN Indcpondcnce. Kans.
WthI charleston. s. c.
WE'D Flat Rock. Mich.
WEI philadelphia. IA.
WEEK Frankfort. Mich.
WEN Mcxia. Texas.
WFO-payton. Ohio.
WGAR-IIouston, Texas.
WGAC Brooklyn. y. Y.
W';AF-Tulsa. Okla.
WGAH New Haven. Conn.
WGAI shenandoah. Iowa.
WEAK Macon. Ga
WGhl--l.anCastcr. Pa.
WGAM -OranGeburE. s. c.
WGAN-rcnsacola, Fla.
WC;hQ Shreveport. La.
WGAR-Fort Smith, Ark.
VEGAS Chicago. III.
WCAT Lincoln. Nch.
W';At Wooster. ohio.
WGAN savannah. Ga.
WGAW Altoona. tn.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
Uric Acid?
try TnE WILLIAMS TREATMENT
So Cent Bottle (32 Doses)
+ K f F.

just uecAus" you star. ,h- day worried
and 'ir"i. ''in legs ana arms ana muscles.
M aching head. burning nni bearing down
pains N tho bA,b-worn ont before tho
Ge3 h"sins-do not think YOU hnyo 20 say
81 that condition.
re s'r"nr. well with no r,ir Jo'n,,. .or.
muscles, rheumatic pains, tchir. back pr
sidney iruuhl" caused by body mad. acids
q YOU sun'r from bladder weakness.
with burning. rrHld!ne pains or /. you ar"
il and out 90 ned hrif :, dozen times z,
n.sEt. you viii appreciate IN" y.r, r1rnrar,
AMI strength this treatment should gave.
"" want 20 provo The Williams Treat
mont r"'s results m Eh-uInr'ism. kidney
Irritation. BLADDER wcAEn-ss ana all all
m'r's caused 0y cSc"ss!v" uric acid. no
matter how ehrouic stubborn.
!: you s"rd ia.s ro,ic, With your name
and adcr"', SO vii give you an IS cent
hottie q. dorcN free Please send 10
cents 60 help pay postage, packing, etc,
80 Toe l'. -. "a. Williams Co. Dept
Yves =. o building Ess, Hampton
Conn. send At once and viii ,nall you
by parcel r1s' ORC regular as cent bottle.
all charge prepaid. only IRE" bowl.
al be senr to ths same person. address
or family ADV.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
Yrs. curtis burnley Railing.

Mrs. curtis burnley Railing.
1:iJ Il. M-ProEram arranged by
Doubleday. Page & Company.
500 +. M.-ConCert arranged by
Leonard Snyder. tenor.
A:l5 4. M.-Rccital by Nine. Nuu-
vart Dzeron koskariau. mczzo. So
prano, with nu,e ohiigatos 10y VII
liam Schadc and piano accompIni-
mcnts by Miss Kay Seal
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WGi.
(M,lforI IIillEIbo

'W"T'nrT TIlTIsIHc.)
40 i. M.--Radio Church services
conducted by Rev. Malcolm TAYLOR
secretary Of Province Of New Eng
itnd Tor En.sropalians Address
Making - Conscience" The music
~ the service will he rendered hv
tn" All Saints Church Choir Of
Brooklinc.
500 L. M.-Ev"ninE Musicale. +
All Saints Church. Of Hrookline, Mr.
w. l.. Sargent, choir master Miss
Dorothy Bates will bc tho accom-
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VIZ.

tNewark. y. j.
$50 =. M.---Readinss and records
from The Bubble Books That Sing"
by Ralph Mayhcw
200 +. M.-Adventure Stories for
older boys and girls. reading "a
Maid OF Old Manhattan" by Or. and
Mrs. knipe.
100 p. INSTRUMENTATION by
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and foul breath. cankcrs in tho
mouth. no appetite, restless sleep,
indigestion. headache, depression,
nervousness, cramps. Tho Mood
pressure was up % per cent. II
is just this That DR.. Caldwell has
preached TO his patients in pri-
waite and TO the public through
the printed word ever since he
hogan the practice of his speciality,
diseases of the stomach and
bowels. back in 1875.
After observing for ycnrs the
satisfactory effect Of his pre-
scription for constipation. he
placed it in drug stores in 1892.
a simple vegetable compound of
Egyptinn SIENNA and pcpsin with
plcasant-tasting aromatics, now
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19


test was made by
DIR. Donaldson Of
Iona Linda up
on four men in
the prime of lifo
who deliberately
went without a
bowel movement
for four days.
Within d3 hours
the men had
t,,,,,,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
Thousand Breakfasts
Heard by Local Fans

Neutrality-suspicious.. S. u.
WEAK 81 Joseph. Mo.
WENM North rlainnold. y. J.
NEAN- Providence, X. I.
WEAo- Columbus. Ohio.
WEAP- Mobile. Ain.
WEAp berlin, y. II
WEAR Baltimore. Md.
WEAS WASHINGTON. II. c.
Tampa. Fla.
NEAC-S'oux city, Iowa.
WEAN- IRushvill". Ncb.
WEAW Anderson. Ind.
WEAN-Litilc Rock. Ark.
= WEAf-Houstou. Texas.
WEAH-Wa Waterloo, Iowa.
WER-St Louis. Mo.
WEli-Tulsa, Okla.
WEN-lIouston, Texas.
VIEW :, Louis. Mo.
WEN-W Wichita. IIans.
WFAA- Dallas. Texas.
WFAH Syracuse. y Y.
WAC Superior, WIS.
WFAp-Salina, llans.
WFAf ""ughkeopsie. y. Y.
WFAG Waterford. y. Y.
WFAll For, Arthur, Texas.
VEAL Asheviuc. y. c.
WEAK Brentwood. Mo.
WFAI.- Houston. Texas.
WFAM-Sr cloud. Mun.
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tChicago. I'D

$3.50 p. M-kadio Chapel Services
conducted by Rev. James j. Mertz
s. j.. of Loyola University OF Chicago.
III. The music will be furnished hv
tho choir of st. Igratus Church of
Rogers Park, Chicago. lii. Subject
What does II profit a man II he gain
the whole world and sunereth the
loss OF his SOUL"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
TODAY'S
RADIO
Il DKh.
fEsst PittshurChl

tEAst PlttShurEh.)
AS T. M-Nespcr services OF tho
Shadyside PRESBYTERIAN Church. Am
Icrson Avenue near Fifth Avenue
Pittsburgh. Pa. Rev. Hugh Thomson
Kerr. II, y. pastor.
40 T. M-Scrvices Of the Eas.
End Christian Church. Highland and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
Spoonful for o. PENN
Brings Quick Relief
ANY FAMILY MAY TRYlT FREE

ThousnndI Of pnr,nh ar. aiLin,
her,,tires. "Whr', oon ! find a trust.
rorfhy iardt,ro that onron. in N,
Jcniiy can use uhen cohifipa,,d?"
! ur2r you 10 try Syrup Pep,in.
I uiH gladly proride LIBERAL hse
ample bottle, sufficient for an ADEQUATE
fh. Write m, uhors 10 srna Il.
Addr,,s Dr. ~. n. CclGu-l. SIS
Washington. 81. Monticello. HIinoI.
DO a nor!
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Prove splendid LAXATIVE prop.r,ie, Of
Dr.. Caldwsll's Syrup P.p,iu by test

A SCIENTIFIC test has now
n proven what DIR. Caldwell of
Monticello asserted many years
ago. that conskipa ton will slow
you UP fully % per cent. Tho
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19

Detroit. Nich)
800 y. M.-Tho Detroit News Or
ChcStra.
E%o P. M--church services from,
81. Paurs Cathcdrar.
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WV.

PIANIST for soloists from the All Saints
Church.
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known ms DR.. Caldwcll's Syrup
Pcpsin. That was 30 ycnrs ago,
and today over 10 million bottles
are bought annually. the largest
ceiling family ln1ntivc in The
world. You will find ii in any
drug store you enter, a generous
size bottle costing you less than
n cent dose.
Every member of The family
from the infants 10 the grand
parents can use il with sofciy.
II il gentle ond mild The form
uln is on the package. Mrs.
Roy Cook of Bcllcfontnine, o.,
has been giving it In her 5-months
old baby. who now weighs 10
pounds; and Mr.. J. Is. Dawson
Of Crimson. Ga, declares il the
best laxative his family has ever
found. Try tcaspoonful of
DR.. Caldwcll's Syrup Pcpsin for
constipation or any OF its .yrnp-
toms. Tho results will delight
you. And the cost is only one
cent dose.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-19
10 WIZARD SAYS PRESENT ERA IS SUPERIOR


Alder Streets. Piusburgh. Pa. Rev
John Ray EWers pastor.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02
The Quick and Easy Way
 To Make Plum Jam
Makes Two-thirds More Jam from Same Amount
 of Fruit and Never Fails
Uses Ripe Fruit, Takes Only One Minutes Boiling,
 and Saves All the Flavor and Color

Every one who likes fresh. ripe plums will love good plum jam. Par ticularly when all the flavor of the fresh, ripe plums Is preserved in the jam. Such jam Is Nv possible in every home.
 A new and never-failing method anyone can make the best quality With the Certo Process fully rip- ened plums are used-not unripe plums so necessary by the old method. The Certo Process retains all the rich flavor of this ripe fruit because 1t requires only one minutes boiling-not the Is or more minutes required by the old method. This long boiling down destroys juice and flavor, and particularly kills the real plum taste. With Certo. there fore. the result Is a far superior. fruity flavor and two-thirds more jam from the same amount of fruit, because no juice Is boiled away. T. also banishes all guesswork. or worry, as perfect results are certain.
 The new Certo process for making plum jam Is very simple: Use fully ripened fruit for finest flavor; slice. pit and crush well about ats. or 2h lbs. of plums. Measure level cups @ lbs.) crushed fruit and < cup water into large kettle, stir until boiling, cover kettle and simmer IS minutes. Add 7h leveled cups (3K lbs.) sugar and mix well. Stir hard and constantly and bring to vigor- ous boil over hottest fire. Boil hnrst
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02

different sort who doesn't stop at furniture.
 The larger the hotel the less in formation is available about people who practice this far-from petty larceny
 salesman for prominent manu- facturer in Illinois made this mis- take. His name doesn't matter. but for the purpose of this story we can at least use the name by which he registered, Walter Hines.
 Hines travelled with a big sample trunk. one of the largest sizes in use. Last fall he went to, Chicago. where many of his firms customers are located, and stopped at one of the citys newest and finest hotels. He didn't need his right name because he expected no mail. He didn't use 1t because he feared if he was caught he might lose his job. Both of these things happened anyway, however.
 When he had finished his business In the city he repaclxed his sample trunk and departed. the trunk now containing a sample of an entirely different line of goods = rocking chairs.
 Unfortunately for Hines, the name of his firm was painted in bold black letters on the sample trunk. Most unfortunate of all. in routing his trunk back home he gave the hotel porter his right name and a room number that did not corre- spond with the name.
 Fifteen minutes after Hines train left Chicago. the hotel manager not only had absolute proof he was a thief. but he had sufficient informa- tion with which to catch the thief. He used it. over the long distance phone to Hines employer. less than a hundrfd miles away.
 When the salesman arrived, his
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02
Seuen Days in LIP or New Yauuk

ing explosives of any sort into the city limits. So there you are.
 Municipal fireworks, duly author iaed and duly policed, will spangle the evening heavens with showers of golden stars. But the thrill that comes from losing an ear or thumb in a little private fireworks display out in the back yard is a joy for bidden to the Eew York child.
 Other Joys-KidnapinE
 Other joys he has as compensa- tion. He may, for example, be kid naped. There is an epidemic of kid naping hereabouts. Not only the children or the non-rich are also motor cars by affable strangers and held for lordly ransoms. but the children of the nonrich are also picked out for these attentions. In the case of the Cristini boy, no ran som was asked or apparently sought. It seems to have occurred to a neigh bor that the Cristini boy would make a nice playmate for her own little son. So when she and her son went. by municipal bus. to a beach hos pital for impecunious convalescenJs, 11-year- Angelo Cristini went along without anyone mentioning the fact to his naturally distracted mother.
 It has ben excessively hot the
 past few days, and general
 thought wave seems to turn in
 the direction of juicy red water
 melons. The thought wave
 struck an uptown peddler amid
 ships. He loaded his push-cnrt
 with watermeIons and started
 forth to cry his wares. A man
 who bought one particularly rosy
 half moon of the fruit drew back
 after his first mouthfuI, looked
 earnestly Nat the fruit, and then,
 retracing his steps, look deeven
 more earnestly nt the fruit ped
 dIer. In police court the cus-
 toner declared that he saw the
 vendor select anaemic specimens
 of the watermelon and paint
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02

several inches longer than the chIf- fon undersleirt Another interesting dinner last week had as hosts Charge d'Affaires of the Roumanian legation and Mme. Neno. IL was fol- lowed by a dance and was the first party I think the Nenos have given since coming to Washington, com paratively few weeks ago. She i5 very pretty and causes much conl- ment whenever she enters room. They are both becoming very pop ular quite rapidly.
 The charge daffaires of the iega- tion of Austria. Edgar Prochnfk, en- tertained at a stag party last eve hing in compliment to the delegates from this country to the interparlta- mentary union convention which will be held in Vieana this year. Miss Gertrude Yung Kwai, daughter of the charge d'affaires of the Chinese legation, and Mime. Yuns Kwai entertained at a luncheon both Monday and Tuesday for her guest.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02
v JESSIE HENDERJo-;

Special Correspondent sf The AEe-HeraId
 (COpyright, 1e12. by The Agc-Heraldl
 New York. July 1.-This is the time of year when every New York boy wishes his parents had sense enough to move into squeedunk or Tall Timber Corners. To be sure, there aren't so many hold-ups in Squee- dunk. The fire department isn't so brass-and- -carmine. nor does It's siren scream so horrifically while the chiefs car dashes down the street. And the movies are not open on Sunday.
 But still and all, you know. the Fourth5s the Fourth, ain't itf Or ain't 1t?
 ain't" Not in Esw York. And the night before the Fourth simply doesn't exist for the youth of Man hattan.
 No Fireeraekers
 What's the use, then, for living in the biggest town In the world when a nosy pateynal municipal govern- ment puts its heel down on even measiy little sputtering firecracker? :? When the mayor n and the alder men n everybody fail in a faint at the mere thought of rousing old cannon cracker? When the cops on -the corner chase you if they catch sight of even 6 pinwheel in your fist? Aw. gee, pretty tough.
 As a result of the safe and sane program sanctioned aa usual this year by the city government .he Fourth Is likely to be the quietest day of all the 3s5 on Manhattan Island. The law forbidding fire works has a couple of Ioophoies in it, but the difficulty Is to get any f.rt tworks through these loopholes into town. One may, 1t is true. set off a certain amount of pyrotechnic matter on the national hoiiday-if enc can get it to set off. But there is strict ordinance against bring
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-02

employer called him to the front of flee and said there were a number of changes to be made in the line. He suggested they go over Himes' samples.
 Hines" agreed so readily that the be beginnings of deep resentment against the hotel arose in the em- ployer's breast.
 But when the case was unpacke d the salesman showed the chair he had stolen with something of the satisfaction he might have displayed In a s100.000 order.
 The manufacturer was disgusted. He looked it-when he gazed into the face of alias Hines. Sensing something wrong the salesman asked anxiously. Whats wrong? Whats the matter?"
 Nothing much" replied the ex- S boss. You're fired"
 The chair went back that night by express.