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The Washington times., 1922-09-27
JAKE" GETS HIS ANSWER.

The other day. while reading In the
! came upon . story about me my my
machine.
The writer's name was Jake" and he
got very. very bold,
BY accusing me. the undersigned. Of
letting q girl Ket cold
would not be amiss.
To relate TO all your readers that the
story runs like this;
The midnight ride of her and me was
ten blocks, short and sweet,
We were going to q restaurant to get
was driving, and while driving ! use
both my hands TO steer.
Especially on the downtown streets.
cause i think that life II dear.
While sitting In the restaurant she
complained % being cold,
And the other folks In the party said
that I was getting old.
that l.. the movie kind,
Or to be the perfect lover like our
friend Eugene O'Bricn.
! do maintain and do declare that
q, nc, can n hls IT,, the gsce ,,,,,
II he doubts my ability TO take care
I'll refer him TO the following girls
and list below their names:
There's Agnes and Betty. Clara and
a., Lstty. Gertrude and Annette,
Jenny. Mildred and Gecrsette.
There's Hanna and Bess, Phoebe and
Less, julia and Pauline
Ana sarah and Sally, Mabel and Mary
Judeth and Joyce and Jean.
JACK REYD.
The Washington times., 1922-09-27

Mis-, yera Lite Il much put out,
And now peeyed at Arch II. Bald.
Arch, her old flame, was quite III
On sunday evening when he CALI
ed. HANK HAWkiNs..'
The Washington times., 1922-09-27

Brief your dresses,
Brief your tresses-
Short and sweet like you
Bobby, do you love me?
Wont you say you do?
CHORUS.
Oh, Bobby. I've a hobby.
Aud it's just loving you.
Your wavy hair made me stare
And now ! care
So much for you, indeed, do
Give your sweetie Just a kiss
You curly headed dainty miss
oh. Bobby, love you'll
MASKED FAN.
The Washington times., 1922-09-27

A hootehed-up man stole a
heurse in Long Island City and
then didn't knoa0 phat TO do ioith
it. All going to shotO that
hootch Will put a felioiU on
friendly terms Nth a hearse and
too often puts him inside Of one
for q short ride. q.
The Washington times., 1922-09-27
CRAZY cooT SAYS

TXly BRAIN may be night woozy-
~ my looks may Be Unique
But would never marry
on twenty-five q week.
OBEY.
"a Song)
The Washington times., 1922-09-27

TO MAKE A WOMAN MAD.
Just tell her that she looks ten
years younger than Uhen you
last suao her. p. T. E.
SHE BAWLED HIM OUT.
The Washington times., 1922-09-27
A VACATION DELIGHT

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The Washington times., 1922-09-27
THE FINAL GREEN EDITION

contains baseball scores, COM
plete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen.
ings. Get your news a day ahead.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
JACOBSON WANTS
 TO STAY IN MINORS
Local Boy Says Playing Under
 Jack Dunn Is No Hardship

Baltimore, Md, March S.-Merwin Jacobsen and Jack ogden, two stars of Jack Dunns al-powerful Baltt- more Orioles, state that they are satis- fled to play In the International league another year at least. Jacob son. who has had shot at the majors admits that he would like to try it again. but in the next sentence argues that he undoubtedly receives just as much from Baltimore as he would with the big teams. k No Kick Coming
 Playing in Baltimore with Jack Dunn is no hardship snvs Jacobson. "I guess l am as we'll paid here as tho ordinary major league player. Dunn is great fellow to play for and the fans have treated me royal I haven't any large sized kick coming that l can see"
 Then forward comes Jack ogden. one of the greatest pitchers of the minor lcag les with this;
 Every young fellow naturally wants to play in the major leagues and l am no exception. Meanwhile
  in Baltimore. I'm well paid, am play ing for splendid manag ger and am a member of a team W'lich won three pennants ip TOW. Baltimore Is good tcwn and we aii are we'll treat cd by the fans. J'd like to see the draft come back if the conditions under which he was restored guaran- tees the minor league clubs a fair return for their players. Until it does I'm satisfied to play in Balti- more.'
 Dunn Is Lucky
 Dunn is lucky manager. Carry ing half dozen players that any na- ior league club would like to obtain, he discovers as another season rolls around that hc will have little trouble gathering hia band of stars for the in whic;l i1e hopes to secure g fourth International League pen- nInt.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
JOHNSON IS BARRED
Mayor of plainlicld. \. J. Refuses to Allow Him to Box in Thcatcr-
 Jack Makes a Speech.

Plainfeld, N J., March Slack Johnson, the former heavyweight champion prize fighter. who appeared lat the PainfieId theater yesterday af- lternoon and evening with his revue, was not permitted to give 8 boxing exhibition nor meet any local boxers on the stage, as it was advertised he would do.
 Mayor Charles F. Oiyoaux's atten- tion was called to the announcement, and after conferring with the Cor poration Counsel decided such an ex- hibition would be a violation Of the State law, as Johnson holds no per- rnit from the State Boxing Commis- ci@r.
 Johnson vas announced to box four fact rounds and that he would meet any or all local boxers. The exhihi- tions were omitted and instead John- son simply appeared at each perform ance and gave q short talk, in which he expressed wish to meet Jack Dempsey to determine who was tho better man.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
 
ROuSH GOES HOME;
 MAY NOT JOIN REDS
Conference With President Garry Hermann Falls n Bring About
 Satisfactory Understanding.

Cincinnati. March s.--The Cincin- hati National league training camp squad was augmented today by the arrival of Pitchers Schncll and Gill lespie who arrived at Mineral Wells from San Francisco together. They said they had heard nothing rom sammy ;ohne, Jimmy cavenney or Babe rinelli. who were expected 10 arrive with them.
 Eddie Roush left Cincinnati last night for his home in Indiana, follow ing short conference with President August Hermann, at the conclusion of which both declared 1t did not look as though they could come 10 terms George Burns first man on the field and last to leave after q short practice session yesterday, is slated to play center as soon as the team gets into action.
 The first exhibition games achcd- uled are with Fort Worth on Satur- day and Sunday.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
BARNES AND WARD ARE NOW SIGNED
Giants Pitcher and Yankees h.
 fielder Come to Terms

New York. March Hearts Of from both the Giants and Yankees camps today, announcing that Jess Barnes, McGraw's pitching ace in last years world series. and Aaron Ward, poppy second baseman of the Ameri- cans. had come 10 terms and signed their 1922 contracts.
 This leaves the holdout crop in both camps at the ebb, Kelly and Douglass remain the only unsigned McGraw at San Antonio yesterday that he would be in camp by next Monday Miller Huggins. Yank man. ager, said at New Orleans that all his men were lined up with the possible exception of Wally Schang, the vet eran catcher
 Giants Cut Loose.
 McGraw told his men to 'cut loose in their practice game on the San Antonlo diamond yesterday. It was a rather torrid affair, that game, with the Dolans defeating the Burketts [ to 6 in spite of homers by Irish Melsel and Kinsella of the Bnrketts.
 At New Orleans the Tanks did lot of snappy practicing, with the sub sequcnt limbering up.
 Rain Chcclss Robins.
 Concern was written large on the beaming features of Wilbert Robin son, boss of the Brooklyn Dodgers, for if rained all day yesterday, and an epidemic of colds has struck the camp. sZack Wheat, Bill McCarron and Zack Taylor were on the hospital list. Taylor has signed his contract and now Chuck Ward IS the only player in the camp who has not yet signed.
 Pitcher Robert Weingartner has been released unconditionally.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
SPEAKER TO PIN
 HOPES IN VETERANS
Indian Manager Expects Old Timers VIII Come in Winning Fashion--
 "SpOkcs" Leg I3Othcring Him.

Cleveland. March S.-covcleskie, Ragby, Morton. l'hle. sothern md Mails will be the pitchers Manager Speaker of the Cleveland Indians will depend on this season, according to advices received from the spring training camp at Dallas.
 Morton who did not bitch any last season until July 1. will be given plenty of work prior to that time this season, the adNices state, in the hope that his great curve and fast balls will win many games before the bat ters get accustomed To cal pitching.
 The knee which Speaker injured last season and which kept him out Of the game for several weeks, was bothcring the manager today. tie wrenched it during yesterdays nrac- tice.
 The Indians second team has been booked for genes Saturday and Sun day in Wichita Falls, Tex.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
FEARS ARE DISTILLED
Manager Gleason Cf White ScX Hears Hi, Stars Are EnrOutc To Join Team. .E.-#

Chicago, March S.--Gloom at the Seguin. Texas training camp of the Chicago Americans was dispelled to- day when Manager Gleason learned that some of his most important reg ulars, including Eddie Collins, second haseman and team captain; Harry Hooper, Amos Strunk and Bib Falk his outfield, and Ernie Johnson shortstop, finally had been accounted for. The first four are enroute, while Johnson is i'll here and telegraEhed he will report as soon as able.
 Out at Catalina Island. off the Cali fornia coast, Manager kiilifer of the Chicago Nationals is finding his chief source of work, dispatches say, in pruning the pitching corps from the fourteen aspirants to the nine he plans to carry through the season. The Cubs will play two more fuli nine inning games among themselves le- fore they start on trip to meet Port land, Vernon and Los Angeles in q series of exhibitions.
 Roy Graham recruit catcher, took a fast foul off Ray Schalk's bat at Se- guin yesterday with his bare hand and his thumb was fractured in two places He will be unable to play for several weeks.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
MIDGET SMITH GAINS
 DECISION OVER DAILY
Bun's Closest Rival Gives staten Islander il Bad Pummcling, But
 is Unable to Deliver Knyo

New York, March B. Midget smith last night gained the judges decision over Frankie Daley of staten Island in Il twelve round bout in the Pioneer Sporting club. The midget hammered him opponent from post 10 pillar b,N was unable 10 bring the staten Island- CT 10 the canvas. r.
 The only rounds won by Daly were the seventh and eigth, in which the lad from Richmond showed at his best. Daley in these two sessions tore into his rival and inflicted much body punishment. The midget, hover, did not back away but stood his ground taking all that came his way without Wincing.
 Smith tried to rush Daley to the ropes in the second round and Daley in trying to avoid Smith was caught off balance and slipped 10 the floor. Daley jumped to his feet before d count was started and rushed his rival to the ropes, pounding Smiths ribs with both hands. Daley weighed 11o pounds, while Smith was pound and quarter heavier
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
TEDDY M'AUL|FFE
 WINS FROM CAGE
Genial Telephone Man Is Winner Over "Champecn" 5 Games to4

Kenny Cage relinqushed his title" last night when he dropped five fames out of nine to Ted McAuiife. lt waa hard fought affair, the yic- sory coming 10 the genial telephone bowler in the ninth game. by a nar- row margin. In another special match last night, George c. Rogers and Larson gave a brilliant exhibition and defeated Billy Clancy and "kid' Frisk, in three straight games
 meeting of the Bird league man. agers and players will be held at & o'clock this evening. The Eskimo league bowlers are scheduled to bat tie this evening, the contesting teams being the Mixers vs. Packers, and the Freezers vs. Salesmen.
 Last nights scores:
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
KtLLlNGEH s;-CCESSEJL COACH

State College, Pa, March 1.---G'enn Killinger's opening assignment as q collega coach resulted most s'lcc%ss- fully this winter. The former Penn State star athlete, who is now in the south with the New York Yankees, was put in charge of tine Penn State freshmen basketball team and the yearlings ran out of the season with an unbroken string of eight Victories. They scored 3o1 points to 177 for their opponents kilinger will D" head coach of football at Dickinson college next fall
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
YALE'S TRACK DATES

New Haven. March S.---The Yale track schedule was announced today for the outdoor season as follows: sity-April 2s, %, Penn relay in Philadelphia: May 6. lriucetoi. dual meet at New Haven: May l3, Harvard dual meet at Cambridge: May 26 and 27, Intrrcollcsates at Cambridge Freshmen--ApriI 20, Hill School at Pottstown. Pa; May 6, Princeton freshmen at princeton: May IS, liar ward freshmen at New Haven.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
TWO MORE HOIDOITS
Foster and Rucl Are at Odds With
 He'd SOXs Management

Boston, March s.--f'ddie Foster and Muddy Ruel were added to thc list of Red Sox hoIdouts today. Dos patches from Hot Springs, Ark, the Red Sox training ground said that Foster had refused to sign the con- tract offered him at last years salary and that Ruel also was in diss gree ment with the management and miss ing.
 Joe Harris. returning to major league play after seNera years suspension since he played with the Cleveland club was described as fast on his feet again, and in good shap pc to play.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
JIMMY BRITT A COACH

Stamford University, Cal. March 8 Jimmy Britt of San Francisco, once a leading contender for the worlds lightweight championship this week is coaching Stanford University box CTS in preparation for their annual matches against the University of California here next Saturday night.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
SISLER JOINS BROWNS
George Arrives At Training Camp With Johnny 1obin And Marks Ap- pcarencc By Hitting Homer.

St. Louis, March S.--George Sisler and Johnny Tobin get to camp yes tcrhav and tn" list nf ahsentees of the St Louis Americans training at Mobile. Ala. narrowed to one, paNe Danforth, the newly acquired pitcher from the Columbus. American asso ciation tear1. He is expected to ar rive the latter part Of the week. Roth Sister and Tobin celebrated their ar rival by driving the ball over the fence during practice.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
PURDUE WINS TITLE

Chi. u, --,'u.due univer- sity won it's final game in the big ten conference basketball race from the University Of Illinois team last night basketball honors with the conference championship in it's possession
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08

Giraffe is the only animal which is whatever.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
LOCAL KACEYS EVEN
 iN7ER.C|7Y SERIES.
West Ends Are Beaten in Speedy
 Game at State Armory

Playing like q championship quin- tet, the New Britain kaceys defeat ed the West Ends of Bristol, 34 to 2l. here last night, and evcned up the series between the teams. The visi- tors looked like the old Waterbury kaceys team when they first made their appearance, with Bill Sheel,y, McNamara. Murphy and Solly Raf- ferty Friedman. For the hrst min utes of play, the teams battled with out score, and then the ice was broken when Murphy shot foul goal. A moment later he registered q field goal. The locals got started soon afterward, and there was little to it after that. The locals surprised those in attendance by the brilliant work. Rcstela was in fine fcttle, and he accounted for seven field goals. Dudack played his usual fine passing game, and the other members of the local quintet were up to form.
 The EIlp1mD
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08

Score: Comets: Field goals. Belsor II, Knapp 9, Brunelle 3. B. $. of Southington: Anderson ?, Angelo 2, Daily 5. Fouls: Knapp :, Daily 5. Scorer, Anderson; timekeeper, Schultz referee A. c. Bunelle.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08

Comets B. S. of .5outhington Belsor .............. Anderson
 Right Forward Knapp Angelo
 LCl Forward Brunelle ......-.t..,..... Daily
 Center lfaCy ........ OSDOuFne
 Right Guard Minas Minsals Ioft Guard
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08
EAGLES WIN AGAIN
Boys Club Quintet Adds the Y. M. H. A. Juniors of Hartford to List of Victims. 37-S6.

The New Britain Boys club Eagles defeated the Y. M. Fl. A. JrS. of Hart ford last evening at the Boys club gymn. The game was sure thriller and the game was in doubt until the
 final whistle blew. The first half ended with the Eagles on the long end by score of 25-15. The second
 half ended with the Eagles on the
 long ends by one lone point. The score being 37-36. For the Y. M. H.
 A. Norman and Pivnik played good game. For the Eagles Schultz and Anderson proved to be the stars. These two teams will play another game in Hartford next week.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08

l-eIt GuprQ.
 Score: Kaceys 34y West Ends 21; field goals, Dudae1(2, Kil} }un 2, Res tella z, Sheehan 7, Murphy 3, Fried man l. sheehy 3: foul goals, shee- han s, Murphy 2, Friedn{an 5; ref cree D'''0'' Locals asc.
 In a speedy preliminary game, the Memorial Baptist church team of Hartford defeated the Y. M. c. A.. Juniors, 30 to 25 The visitors came from the rear in the second half and outplayed the locals. The work of Weir, left forward of the Hartford team, was brilliant The summary: Y. Jrs. Mem. Baptists. Sheehan .......... Lane, Dodge
 Right Forward. Patterson ...........,...... weir
 Left Forward. Neipp ............ DeNeau, Lane
 Center. l OOoSPLo
 Right Guard Dunn ... Russell, Duhamel
 Left Guard.
 Score: Y. Jrs. e5, Mem. Baptists 80: field goals, Shet ian ?, Patterson 2, Neipp 4, Dunn 1, Dodge 8, Weir ', Lane 1, Josephs 1; foul goals, Tan cred ', Weir 6; referee, Sheehan; timer. Sauter.
New Britain herald., 1922-03-08

The teams lineup: Eagles '4 Y. NJ. H. A.
 Right Forward SokoWloWskl .............. Rubean
 Left Forward Anderson Norman
 Center Hoist, Bramhall ..........., Pivnik
 Right Guard StOhl .s. ...... kapeOn
 Left Guard 4 Score: Field goals: Eagles, Schultz 6. Sokowlowski 5, Anderson 6, Stohl 1. Y. M. H. A.: Wallnan3, Rubean 4. Norman 5, Napedn 3. Fouls: Anderson l. Wallnan 1, Rubean ?. Scorer, Tracy; timekeeper, knap; referee, A.. |C. Brunelle.
 In the preliminary the comets of the N. E. Boys club defeated the Boy Scouts of Southington in fast game. The score 52-23. For the Comets Minas and Knapp played well, while Daily and Anderson played well for the Boy Scouts.
 Tho fcar1c' 1inpJln.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1922-07-12

FOR SALE-Coal screenings for hog
feed. 25c per hundred pounds. East
man Cartwright Lbr. Co. 16tfc
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1922-07-12
THE WEATHER LAST WEEK

July 5-High so; low co.
July 6-High 80; low IS.
July High rs; low So. Rain 1S4
July S-High rs; low Sc.
July 9-High 90; low sc. Trace rain
Forecast Continued clear. Not
much change.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1922-07-12
Official Publication)
Report of the Condition of the
armerS & Citizens State Bank

Official Publication
Report of the Condition of the
+ armers & Citizens State Bank
Located at Lancaster, State of Wis
consin, at the close OF business on the
Both day of June, 1922, pursuant to
call by the Commissioner of Banking.
RESOURCES
Loans and discounts ---S204 ,544.29
Furniture and fixtures 3,225.33
Cash on hand and due from
approved reserve banks 27,9S5.22
Exchanges for clearing
house and checks on
other banks in same place 82691
------S236,5 S1.75
LIABILITIES
Capital stock paid in IS 100000
Surplus fund -------- 100000
Individual deposits subject
to check ---------------- SO,95O6O
Time certificates of deposit 124,619.79
Cashiers checks outstand-
ing 1,01136
TOTAL-------------$236,5S175
STATE OF WISCONSIN,
County of Grant, SIS.
I, GEO. A. MOORE, President Of
the above named bank, do solemnly
swear that the foregoing statement is
true to the best of my knowledge and
belief.
GEO. A. MOORE,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this Sth day of July, 1922.
(SeaD WALTER j. BRENNAN,
Notary Public.
Correct. Attest:
P. r. STOFFEL,
LEWIS KRAUT,
Directors.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-01
PARK.

Mrs. Ffsl1e is one actress whose po- sftion in the world Of the drama Is so assured that she does not have to shine by contrast. That is why she always surrounds herself with the best players obtainable and always retains goes on tour. In her latest comedy success, Wake Up, Jonathan!", com ing to the Park theatre Friday and Saturday with Saturday matinee, she has splendid cast which includes Charles Dalton, Donald Cameron, Helen Holt, Walton Buterfield, Rich ard Abbott, Herbert Hodgkins, Fred dio Goodrow, Edith Lawson, Lois Bartlett, and Nora Sterling, each care fully selected for the role to bA DOT trayed. Mrs. Fiske's latest vehicle is a fanciful comedy of the American home which scored a triumph during its last seasons run in New York, and which may be looked forward to as the dramatic treat of many years.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-01
Children Brave Zero Winds
 Minus Dress, Dubbed A Habit

Hartford, Conn. Mar. 1-Persons who are accustomed to shiver at the though of a, cold shower, even in a heated bathroom: mothers who "bun- dle up'' their children when sending them forth into the crisp winter air: geographers who write in their school books that people in the frfgid eli amtes require warmer clothing than the dentzens of the tropics, prepare to shiver.
 That clothing is pretty much of a habit is the contention of the Con necticut tuberculosis commission, and to illustrate and to prove it's claim the commission recently brought four State industrial exhibition in this city the youngsters romping through the snow-covered streets of the city, ex- citing awe and amazement as they trotted along with no clothing but abbreviated trunks and sandals.
 Find Air in Armory is too Warm
 It was the first public exhibition in the State of the wards of the State Commission, who are being treated with unqualified success, for pulmo- nary and bone tuberculosis by sim pie means, namely. rest. fresh air, good food and sunlight, with the en- phasis on the last named ingredient
 Two youngsters came from the san itarium at Meriden, where the pull monarv type of the disease is treated and two from the Crescent Beach Sanitarium on the sea shore. where the bone type of the disease is being cured.
 To the astonish1nent of the hun dreds of visitors to the State arnory exhibition the youngsters only com plaint was that the air of the big armOry was too warm On three near zero days during their stay they went on the grounds of the State capitol
 At the respective sanitariuns no
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-01

'fThey had lost control of their eye- lids during the hours of daylight and were compelled to blink, blink until the darkness came and with it a. par tia1 cessation of that hideous blink ing. This is one of the plaques that the money now being raised will be used to wipe out. As I travelled through Galicia and Congress Poland I saw thousands of children blinking in that hideous manner. Huhner krankheit," the Germans call it, and it is claiming its victmis in the scores of thousands among the Jewish war orphans of Europe
 Nothing more appalling has ever faced the Jews before in all of their long, terrible history. Perhaps the Jews of America will be able to Visua-i lize the extent of the chtldren's tpag- edy when I tell you that there are about 10, 900 Jewish orphans in the United States. But these 900 are in asylums, in institutions where they are fed, clothed, sheltered protected. educated and gives an opportunity to become useful men and women. There are in Europe thirty times the num- Der of Jewish orphans that we have in this country. but the orphans of Europe sleep in the fields and in the forests, they eat roots and grass, and their last rags are dropping away from their bodies Surely every Brid dgeport Jew will come to their res cuei''