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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
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he 'onn baker's place in little vile wich
the ground an they jess pump it in vonr oar Va
got thousand for it. ~
Jim dash b
noy hlvely's eye is gettin better from eettin
l1Ae In IL with ball. Nobuddy wus hurt sept him
- Jim dash
Mister FRED Hatch up to Payette's goin to get a
neoo1e from Mister carnagey for put ing out
Ire with his feet under the grand stand.
Jim dash
Up to Mister Blake S variety store thew had
oon pefAa1aters>for coffee roasters an things
Like That from luminum for $50 but he amt got
no more cause he sed the people eat them up wi s
me CESS.
Jim dash
mrs. Stanley Kahn S got cumpney wi CHI is her
Motner wien lives in PASADENA down in California
Is an my Mother says Mrs. Kahn's ess like her.
your Mother is your best fren in the world.
Jim dash
Mlster c. B. Mcclellan pade his tackses to Judge
Boyes Wich WIS 5 to help pave the streets so YOU
can run your auto easy. No buddy wus hurt.
i'm dash
W1lford Williams married up to Greenleaf.
Mister Wells wich is the mini up thare got the
he marrid before he got marrid but its jess the
as his now.
Jim dash
Daphne GOWN S a bach1er up t o the univer-
sity coolidge. It's sumthin bout art, but you
don't get pade for it.
Jim dash
IF you have got sum rooms vic is empty when the
soldiers from Mister Lincoln S is here wood
you please tell Mrs. MCGEE fone to her wi CHI S
639J. My grandf other he Wus in it an he wus to
Gettysburg when Mister Lincoln thare ta1kin.
Jim dash
We had it in the paper bout Mister Penningt Oh
up to Notus havin new baby to his house times
SO CESS it twinsmaybe my fother sed.
Jim dash
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
is LAND WITHOUT ARTISTS
In Country Of Vivid Beauty, the Arab
Knows Nothing Of Pictures Of
Any Kind.

That the religion of the Arab forbids
MIN to make a picture of any living
thing has had somewhat startling
effect. Forbidden to portray anything
that has life, says Mr.. Willard Price
In Travel, the Arab has apparently
thought 1t not worth his while to
portray mere inanimate objects. Thus
the land of the Arab. though it blazes
with light and color that would make
an artists fingers itch, is virtually a
pictureless land.
indeed, unless q native has been
much among Europeans he will scarce
~ understand picture when he sees
one. A traveller once proudly showed
an Arab photograph Of his little girl.
The Arab, supposing that he was look
Ing at likeness of the travellers wife
remarked, "She Is indeed beautiful
woman" He could not determine
size in picture.
But curiously enough there are pic
lures on wall Of the bey's palace at
Constantine in Algeria. Ships, forts
and houses are painted there so crude
ly that at first any spectator might
naturally suppose that child had done
them. But 1t seems that an old-time
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
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MN Characteristics
1 IL IA VI and Tendencies - the
=: =! Capabilities or Weak.
fnsssss That Make for Success or
Failure ~ Shown In Your Palm
THE FINGER NAILS

WHEN the moon at the root Of
the finger nails shows a red
color of mixed shading, 1t Is an indica-
ton Of combative nature, which de-
lights In contests of bodily strength
or mental agility. Note whether the
nail of the finger of Saturn, or second
finger, bears white mark. This Is
held by some authorities to indicate
voyage to be undertaken by the SUBJ
ject. If nail shows black marks, 1t
Is an indication of sorrow and trou-
BILE. On the thumb nail the black
mark shows faulty, passionate ma
ture. On the nail Of the finger of
Mercury, the little finger, white spot
means successful business enter
prise, and black spot means the op.
posite, a reverse or disaster In bust,
ness.
If there Is white, star-shaped mark
on the nail, it is a sign Of affection
that is not reciprocated, except when
the mark appears on the thumb nail,
when it means the opposite. or re-
Quilted affection.
Nails Of medium length and width,
and of blush tint. show that the
circulation of the blood is faulty, and
there Is a tendency toward extreme
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16

Mike called for a pint Of beer and
tossed a bright new half crown on
the bar counter.
The barman looked suspiciously at
the coin, weighed 1t in his hand, then
tested it several times on the counter.
Look here, old sport" said the bar
man. "Where did you get this thing
from? It's not good one."
"What do you meanT returned
Mike. "Be sure 1t Is a good one. Why,
I only made the blithering thing this
morning."-London Answers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16

ICY, on- TN nauJ nImeu, cureIess IN
the Koran and its laws, brought h
French captive up from the dungeons,
gave him paint pots and brushes and,
setting him in front Of the wall, or
dered him forthwith to adorn 1t with
pictures.
But l am not an artist; I am q
cobbler," the prisoner objected.
"All Frenchmen are artists" insist
ed the hey. "You shall receive twenty
five lashes day until you begin. But
If you make pretty pictures for us you
shall go free"
The cobbler promptly turned artist
and created what are perhaps the
most childish daubs that adorn any
palace wall In the world. But the hey
thought they were pretty and set the
shoemaker free.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
WHY q
DO We GET A BUMP
WHEN WE HIT
OUR HEADS2

IF YOU would take something not
quite as rigid as your head-a soft
leather ball, for example-and jam
1t against the corner Of a table, a
distinct dent or hollow will appear. II
you strike rubber ball or any other
resilient object against the same pro.
lection, the dent will appear only for
moment and the ball will then fill
out and be as round as formerly.
Why. then, don't we get dents in our
heads Instead of bumps?
The answer Is that we do, but they
I'LL up so rapidly that we do not
notice them and are conscious only of
the bump" which appears almost i'm
mediately thereafter and remains for
some time. This bump is caused by
the operations Of the body in repair
ing the Injury resulting from the
blow. An increased supply Of blood
is rushed to the spot and the sur
rounding veins become distended in
taking care Of this over-supply. Other
healing fluids are also brought to the
injured place to assist In rapid re-
covery and the presence of these, to-
gether with the blood, forces the skin
to rise. A blow on the head will
cause larger bump" than elsewhere
on the body because the skin Ia
stretched tightly over the skull and
the intervening space is very narrow.
Hence the skin must be pushed up
further to make room for the heal
ing agents which the body dispatches
as soon as the brain teiegraphs the
injury.
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
No Room Here.

NOT because the Salvation Army is
not decidedly useful organization
but because the Caldwell field, SO far
as charity and relief work is concern
ed, is already well cared for by an
exceptionally well managed Red Cross
chapter, the decision of the Salvation
Army to establish corps in Cald-
well should be quietly but firmly op-
posed.
There is no need here for two such
organizations. And, operating upon a
United Charities basis, combining
common sense with relief work, the
Red Cross is ably handling the work
that requires attention in this COM
munity. The Red Cross is function
ing well. People have come to under
stand the home service program of
work, are willing and anxious to see
it continue and will support it finan-
cially and with their cooperation in
service.
Caldwell does not require, does not
need, two organizations working on
similar lines. Nor does the commun-
ity care to support both where one
has already proven its worthiness.
The Tribune has no desire to dis
credit the Salvation Army. This or
ganization is too we'll known, we be-
lieve, to permit wrong interpreta-
ton being placed on these remarks.
But Caldwell really has no need for
the Salvation Army today.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
Good Roads.

NINETY per cent Of the good roads
: in Idaho today have been built in
the three and one-half years that Gov
ernor Davis has been governor of this
state Good roads cost money. But
who wants to have his few dollars
returned and go back to the old re-
gime of low taxes and mud roads
Improvements always mean higher
taxes. But the present state admins
tration will hear no criticism from
Idaho for its notable achievement in
building decent Idaho highways.
Good works speak for themselves and
good roads is the outstanding achieve
ment of the Davis administration.
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Idaho's Share.
PROPOSALS that the Idaho-ore-

PROPOSALS that the Idaho Ore
gon Nevada cutoff to California
made.,a sector in the federal park to
park highway system has given a new
glamour to an old plan. From every
angle the project is a feasible one
Distance to be traversed from Yellow
stone to California Fairgrounds, the
country TO be traversed and the, new
difficulties that motorist will, en-
counter in the way of mountain roads
makes this project a particularly APP
peaiing one.
Idaho has "a direct and definite re-
sponsibility here. Already the trans
state road from the park west is prac-
tically completed, a state highway
making travel from the Sawtooths to
the Pickle Butte bridge pleasurable
drive. This state should at once
see the advisability of finishing its
work, already under way. That work
is simply this; building the. Squaw
Creek cutoff, building the last link in
ldaho's share of the proposed park to
park highway chain.
Not until Idaho has done that much
and it is not great deal-can Ida
no confidently look to Oregon and
ask of her the aid to make the COM
pleted chain a reality. By all means,
cooperation of all southwestern Ida
no. should be lent to the completion
of Idaho's share in this ambitious and
altogether worthy project.
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rings upon troubled American ears.
And yet Mr.. Pinchot claims that
every cent was legitimately spent 1t
probably was. AS a matter of fact,
the money spent by Mr.. Pinchot rep
resents seven cents for each qualified
voter in Pennsylvania. One really
wonders how Mr.. Pinchot, with such
wonders how Mr.. Pincot, could have
made a thorough campaign with such a
small amount to invest in informing
each voter of his qualifications.
No better proof is needed than this
that the primary system is rich
mans game Anyone who has the
money to spend and who will spend it
can be nominated Nor is that the
end. The primary campaign is but the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16

uphold the primary system of cleo
tons. For there certainly is something
radically wrong with any election sys-
tenn that compels any man to spend
such sums to become a successful par
ty candidate.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-06-16
Pinchot and the Primary
CLIFFORD prNcHor, t,

the Republican nomination for the
governorship of Pennsylvania. paid
$o3,562i4 out of his own pocket for
campaign expenses. Mrs. Pinchot
added $2o,s00 and another member of
the family contributed $500 to the
cause. Under the direct primary sys-
tenn this family spent $lz4.s62,l4 for
this nomination. Other persons con-
tributed generously to Mr.. Pinchot's
campain fund.
With the Newberry episode still un-
forgotten, this expensive campaign
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
HAMDWORK is I'M HIGH FAVOR
Woman SkilIful With Needle May
Have Beautiful Clothes at Very
Moderate Outlay.

Any sort Of handwork is in high
favor this season, and this should
mean a lot to the woman who makes
her own clothes. Ready-to-wear
garments that are largely handmade
are decidedly expensive, but when n
is sufficiently skillful with her
needle to do her own embroidering,
hemstltching, etc, she may have really
beautiful clothes at a very moderate
outlay.
There is nothing radically different
in spring styles from those of the
season just ending. The straight sill
houette holds good, the low waistline
is very much approved, and the I'M
even hem continues to be q feature.
There are many novel and interesting
sleeves and some new neck treatments,
but on the whole there is compare
lively little change. Certainly, how
ever, emphasis is laid on increased
skirt length.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Jail Delivery Up-to-D ate.

81 beg your pardon" said the polite
crook to the prison guard, but I'm
going out of here"
"Do tarry awhile" said the guard.
eve are going to have a chicken
dinner"
Cant possibly do it, old top" re-
piled the crook, as he poked his pistol
into the guards expressive counte-
nance, snatched his keys and strolled
toward the main entrance. "I've got
a date with my moll and / always
make II a point to be at large during
the Christmas MISUNDERSTANDING
ham Age-Herald.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
IN RUSSIAN MODES.
Demand Prevails in Paris for
BIouses and Sweaters.
Garments Fit Well Into the Present
Fashion Picture and the Shops
Are Busy.

The present influence OF Russian
styles in all types of dress In France
Is due to Russian refugees, according
TO n Paris fashion writer in the New
York Tribune. Processes and grand
d~ucheSseS, driven from their own Coun-
try, their lands c%onfiscated, their
money and jewels gone, have turned
to the occupation which deals with
the subject nearest a woman's heart
and the II which she naturally
knows most about-the designing,
making and selling Of clothes.
Both sympathetically and artistically
these Russian wares have made n
great impression in Paris, and a de-
cided Russian vogue prevails, par
ticularly in blouseS and in sweaters.
Th~se garments tit very well into the
present fashion picture because even
as far back as August there was this
tendency toward both the Russian and
Polish types in coats and blouses.
Jenny, Renee and Patou all showed
models distinctly Slavic in feeling.
Within the last month the inspiration
has been definitely named Russian.
The various ouvroirS, or workshops,
operated in Paris for the benefit Of
Russian workers, are very buslly en-
gagged in executing private orders on
blouses of Russian style. Paris manu-
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
TO Make a Ribbon Rose.

To make n medium-sized rOse re-
quires two yards of satin ribbon two
inches wide. Taffeta or satin may be
used. There are several different
methods of making the center Of these
roses. A simple center may be made
from a piece Of the ribbon, four inches
long. Fold this In half. Sew the
selvages together along one side. Turn
and fill with cotton around which has
been wound the end Of n 6-inch piece
Of frame wire. A little r~ose-scented
sachet powder may be sprinkled on
this cotton to add perfume to the
blossom.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
DRESS TO MATCH THE COAT
Suit Houses fave Concentrated on
Producing Attractive Styles in
Three-Piece Garments.

Taking a leaf out Of the book Of
the dress manufacturers, the suit
houses have concentrated their efforts
on producing attractive styles in three
piece garments. They substitute, how
ever, the Goa or Jacket for the cape.
Underneath this outside garment there
is provided a dress of the same ma
terial, which follows a tailored design.
According to the manufacturers, this
style is just getting into its swing and
will see it's best season next fall,
though quite q few numbers have al
ready appeared and there will be
plenty for the late spring.
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slash. which is piped to match the mar
row casing Of the neckline.
Hat and Dress in Crepe de Chine.

The soft, gracefully railing dresses
Of silk which are so much the vogue
are prettiest when they are made Of
crepe de chine. Sometimes it is &
good plan to weight portions of the
dress where it drOops and where the
dropping falls into points. This spe-
cial cav of silk naturally takes
beautiful and artistic folds. 1t Is
meant to be draped. For Innings this
is an excellent material, as it's softness
adapts itself to the outer garment 50
well. Now crepe de chine is being used
for hats. Many crepe dresses have
thu hat to match. In New York
some shops sell dress and hat to match
all ready-made.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
FOR YOUR NEW TUNlC BLOUSE
Put Hand Embroidery Only Around
Center Of the Sleeve and on
the Sash.

If you want to make n stunning new
tunic blouse, put your hand embroid-
cry now in two places only: AROUND
the center of the kimono sleeve, and
on the sash. Leave the neckline and
the body Of the blouse absolutely plain,
and let the embroidery on sleeve and
sash he rs splendid as you car make 1t.
The kimono sleeve should extend be-
low the embroidery almost TO the
wrist, so that it drapes and tiops about
the arm, lifted or lowered-this is fash
ions fancy just now
A stunning tunic blouse is of black
satin meteor with broad bands of EN-
broidery-perhaps nine inches wide
around the center of the sleeve and on
the ends Of the wide sash which is
Topped over once and falls with heav-
lily fringed ends at one hip. The en-
broidery Is done with darning stitch
lines of pale gray and white silk floss
end silver threads. Here and there are
triangular appliQues Of gray duvetyn.
surrounded with lines Of black and
white silk floss and silver thread. An
other blouse, OF black satin, has en-
broidery Of gold thread, gray, magenta
and olive green floss.
Make q bateau neckline-if you can
stand the severe style-and open the
blouse at the shoulder, with an ar
rangrment of invisible snap-fastencrs.
Or have q rounded neckline with a six
inch slash down the front. Run a very
tiny casing around the neckline and
draw 1t mp with a cord or velvet rib
bon, tying the ribbon at the ton Of fhe
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Beige Silk Crepe Frock, Embroidered
in Brown, Showing New Girdle Ar,
rangement.

%facturers, catering in a large way to
the fashion markets of the world, have
taken up the idea, and beautiful new
models for export trade are being pre-
pared In the Russian modes.
One of the charming things about
the Russian blouse is that it is youth
full In style and yet full Of dignity.
It is becoming to almost every type Of
figure. With its low waistline belt,
it's big sleeves and its effective en-
b~rolderies the Russian blouse fits ex-
actly into the fashion picture Of to-
day.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Coiored Collar Ideas.

Organizes in lovely shades Of color
are made into charming collars. Try
your hand at them. Try violet collars
with q white edge. Wear them on a
gray dress. Try some of watermelon
pink with a white edge. Wear them on
a dark blue dress. Try pink collars
with a violet edging. Wear them on a
tan dress. Try gray collars with a
gray edge. Wear them on q henna
dress. Try some Of your own com
binatiOnS.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Getting Sermon to Golfers.

Special facilities to care for the
addicted to playing golf Sunday morn
ing will be installed by the Dixmoor
Golf club of Chicago. A wireless re-
ceiving station will be set up as soon
as the links are opened in the spring,
SO that members can listen to their
favorite pastor while enjoying a cigar
cite on the veranda.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Sets Of

Cretonne collar and cuff, sets are
the latest thing In New York shops.
They come in shades that blend es-
pecially well with the new tweeds
and are a delightful feminine touch
on a m~an-tailOred suit.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Ready Reply.

Troops on a British barracks square
going through musketry drill. 81 told
you to take a fine sight" said the
sergeant TO a new recruit. "YOu ought
to l-now what a fine sight Is by now.
What Is itT
"a very big boat full Of sergeants
sinking in %midocean," answered the
recruit.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
SeWinQ Hint.

When making several pairs Of pill
low-slips with lace edging measure Off
the entire amount of lace required and
stitch Ii onto the material in one
piece, then cut off the pillow-slips and
sew up on the machine.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Average Size of Farm.

Statistics OH this subject vary from
year to year. The average size Of a
farm in 1920 was 1882 acres, as COM
average acreage Of improved land per
farm In 1920 was 1876 acres, while in
1910 it was 75.2 acres.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Just Punishment.

ooh, Willie! Who opened the ca
lary's cage?"
Il did. You told me that q little
bird was a-whispering to you when l
was naughty, 50 l knew it must be
him, as there was no other little bird
about. SO l opened the cage, and the
cats eaten him. That's what he's
got for telling tales about mel"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28

the people who are fond of pets do
not welcome the wolf ut TIE dOor.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
He Wanted to Know.

you'll be out in two weeks" said
the eminent specialist, as he hesitated
for a moment at the bed of a patient
uled for that day.
Thanks, doctor" replied the pa
tient, feebly. "Out how much?"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28
Worth.
w VI III.

what Is Flubdub WORTH"
A q banking asset or Il citizen?'-
Louisville Courier-JOurnal.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28

No man wants trouble, but some
are more careless than others.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28

Usually all a man can loose cheer.
fully in a poker game is about four
dollars.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28

The world is largely made up of
people who think they could do some
other fellows job better.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-28

You are right, Mary Jane; today
was tomorrow yesterday.