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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
TODAY'S BEST THOUGMT
WONIAN's HEART.

Never unsex yourself for greatness. The wor-
ship of true heart is better than the wonder OF
the world Don't trample the flowers, while
longing for the stars. Live up to the full measure
of life; give way to your impulses, loves, and en-
thusasms; sing, smile, labour and be happy.
Adore poetry for it's sake; yearn for, strive
after excellence rejoice when others attain it; feel
for your contemporaries loving envy; steal into
your countrys heart; glory in its greatness exult
in its power; honour its gallant men, and immortal
ize its matchless women. Then shall that grateful
country throw around you fame which shall be
like the embrace of fond arms a JOY to cheer, ana
a strength 10 support you.
SARA JANE CLARKE LIPPlNCOTT.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

Kansas City, Oct. 25 GU. S. De-
partmcnt of Agricultural Cattle
Receipts $4,000. All classes
around steady. quality common
Best steers early, $10.65; other
sales, $4.25@9.50; few prime cows
$3.50; good kind. 1925 1900: al
others, $3.60@4.75; ten cars OF
Texas cows. $3.50; many heifers
$500 % 7.75; some yearling heiferS
held around SS.75; bulk Gamers
1925 a $50; cutters mostly below
$3.50; bulk bologna bulls. S3.256
80; few vealers. $10.S5 @10.50;
few to local packers above $1,000
Hogs-Receipts 1900. Market
slow, shipper market 1Oc to 15c
lower; packer market 15c to 25c
lower. Shipper top, $500; packer
top, $50; $40 to S0-pounders
mostly sS.45@ SOS; desirable 1915
to 240-pounders, $3.50 q S.S5;
heavy butchers mostly $8.50@S.65,
packing sows 25c to 35c lower
$1.50@ 10; stock pigs steady
mostly $3.50 $50.
Sheep-Receipts 700. Market
slow; early sales killing classes
weak to slightly lower; 90-pound
western lambs. $3.50; best unsold,
odd lots ewes up to $500; most fat
kind, sG,50@6.75.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

q $685. packing sows. rough. $3.50
q 500; killing pigs. $9,00@9.25.
Cattle--Receipts $4,000. Market
slow; native beef steers. western
grassers and she stock about
steady with Tuesdays average 60
ing; quality plain; native beef
steers being mostly short fed. ap-
proximately one-half run western
grassers. Early top matured steers
S13.25; best yearlngs. $1,000; bulk
native beef steers of quality and
condition to sell largely at $4,000
l1.75; bulls slow, weak; bidding
unevenly lower on veal calves
bulk desirable bologna bulls most
~ $500 a 4.45; packing bidding,
s11.00 for desirable vealers; ship
pers taking few heavy calves at
$3.50.
sheep Receipts $4,000. Open
| ing slow: early sales fat lambs
fully steady. Early top natives,
$14.65 to city butchers, $14.40 to
packers; eight cars Montana lambs,
$14.35 with three doubles out:
three doubles S0-pound fed western
lambs. $3.50; two loads clipped
lambs, $1S.65, averaging around so
pounds; feeder trade slow; no early
sales; sheep around steady.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
PRODUCE

T. Chicago, Oct. 25.-Butter- Mar
ket unsettled. Creamery extras,
45hc; firsts, 36@S91sc; extra
firsts, Al u q 44c; seconds, S4@35c;
standards. 40c.
Eggs-Market unsettled Re
ceipts 5,S5S cases. Firsts. 80 a 40c;
ordinary firsts. esq soc; miscel-
laneous, 30@S5c; refrigerator
extras, 25t2 @26c; refrigerator
firsts, "a u 425c.
Poultry-Alive, higher. Fowls,
1890; turkeys. soc; springs, 1Sc;
ROSTERS, 15c.
Potatoes-M Market dull. Receipts
12t cars. Total U. s. shipments,
LAS cars. Wisconsin sacked
round whites. 90c@s1.00 cwt.
same bulk. S5695c cwt.; Mime
sofa sacked round whites No. 1,
S0d 95c cwt.; same bulk, 756 soc
cwt.; Minnesota sacked Red river
Ohios, s1.O5 q 10 cwt.; same bulk,
9Oc0s1.00 cwt.; South Dakota
bulk early Ohios, S0M 90c cwt.
Idaho sacked Rurals, $1.10 cwt.:
Montana sacked Rurals, SI.00 cwt,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
DUG OUT BY ROOT

Right now decidedly
Out Of the whirl l|
Are the bob-tailed horse
And the bobbed-haired girl.
Was the girl who fell into doze while dress
ing her hair, asleep at the switch?
Judging from the amount OF dressing the hair
of many Of the ladies receives it is strange that So
much of it is exposed
quite often the girl who spends six months try
ing to match her hair with new switch takess
less than half that time picking out husband
o
A Chinese mother spanked her daughter for
cutting off her hair and shortening her skirt The
girl committed suicide Where would the Ameri-
can joke columns have gone to If our fappers had
been driven to suicide while in the early stages?
To go on further this line likely will cause
the charge that we splitting hairs.
East Central avenue reminds us of the road to
Hell, which, we told is paved with good inten-
lions. And there are other points of resemblance.
These cool nights, you can tell the exact length
of Your L. Y. DIS without any measurements
o o o
No Rest in Sight
On November T. either Hill or Hinkle will 20 to
sleep like Rip Van Wrinkle. And on the same date
either Davis or Jones will be dropped into the pile
of bones. Until that date we'll be busy as a halter
listening to and reading all the campaign chatter
And when it's passed we'll have to start hopping
gathering up the money for the Christmas shop
ping.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

The barber gave Reddy Merry a
fearse haircut yestidday aftiruOon
making it all stand up strate as il
it was trying to wawll out OF his
he'd insted OF laying down satisfied,
and me and Pubs Simkins was
standing GROUND the lamp post
and Reddy started to come up,
me saying, G, did you see Reddy' $
hair cut, lets Kid him about it,
Wat If Suppose he gets mad. Puds
sed, and 7 sed, Aw wat if he does,
he aint any better than enybody
elts, is he? We're . agents one,
amt we? / sed.
Yes, but not a ordnerry one
Pubs sed. and | sed. Aw watts you
afraid OF? and he sed, who sed
enybody was afraid? All rite, lets
kid him about it, he sed,
WITCH l started to do as soon as
he came up, saying, Hello Reddy,
| heer you got hair cut.
Wat Of it, dident you ever get
one, what the heck about it? Red
dy sed.
Nuthing, cant I mention it? I
sed.
No, Reddy sed. Me starting tC
wink at Pubs meening it was his
tern TO say something, which about
the 4th time winked he sed, Hay
Reddy?
What the heck do you wunt
Reddy sed, ana Pubs sed, Nuthing
cant I mention it? Not having
mentioned onything yet, ana Red
dy sed, Aw you kids are batty, for
. pins I'd give you each n good stiff
kick in the Stats jest for good mez-
! zure.
And he kepp on going and me
and Pubs had about a 10 minnit
argewment about not having kid
ded him more on his hair cut. me
saying was waiting for him to say
something and him saying he was
waiting for me to say more.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

mand, S4.44; cables. s4.4414; go.
day bills on banks. $4.417 u. France
demand, 1902 "; cables, 1903. Italy
demand, SOL ~; cables, 400. Bel.
GUM demand. 6.561a; cables. $50
Germany demand, OK cables
,02 5-16. Holland demand. 3S.97;
cables, 1903. Norway demand
1898. Sweden demand, 26.70. Den
mark demand. zoos. Switzerland
demand, 1927. Spain demand
1926. Greece demand, 2.02. Pc.
land demand, 90 B. Czecho-Slo-
vakia demand, 3.24. Argentine de.
mand, $500. Brazil demand, 1877
Montreal, $500 5-32.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
LIVESTOCK
Chicago,

Chicago, Oct. 25 Gu. S. Depart
ment of Agriculture) .--Hogs-Re-
ceipts 1900. Market very slow:
limited trading weak to lower than
Tuesdays close. Few 40 to 200
pound averages, s9.10@9.25; good
butchers occasionally $3.50 o 9.35:
top, s9.40 early: packing sows
mostly $7.75 $40: desirable pigs
$500 9.25: heavy hogs, $S.651
9.35H medium. $9.1069.35: light
80 100 @a.25: light lights 5000 n
a,15; packing SONS, smooth. S7.90
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
LEGAL NOTICE
OF SUIT.


In the District Court, County OF
Bernalillo. State OF New Mexico.
No. 1868.
Augustine J. Girard and Augustine
J. Girard. Administrators of the
Estate of Joseph +. Girard, De-
ceased, Plaintiffs, VS.. Mrs. Mary
Peyron, Anthony Girard. Julia
Girard, Mary Girard, Adele j.
Girard, Elise Girard Davis. Sylvia
Girard, Rose Girard, Emile Gil
rard, Frank Glrard, Margaret
Morrison Girard. Charles Girard,
Joseph F. Girard. Adopted son
of Frank Ferdinand Girard. Pat
rick II. Ward, Unknown Heirs of
Joseph Il. Girard. Deceased. I'm
known Heirs OF Julia Emily
Ward. Deceased, Unknown Heirs
Of August Girard, Deceased. I'm
known Heirs of j. Pierre Girard,
Deceased, and Unknown Owners
or Claimants Of Interest in the
Premises Hereinafter Described,
Defendants.
You, the above named defend
ants, and each of you, are hereby
notified that the above named
plaintiffs have begun action against
you, the object thereof being to
secure a decree Of the above named
court adjudicating and declarine
the rights. title and interests of all
parties to such action in and &c
certain property situate In Berna-
lilo count. New Mexico, being al
OF the property left by Joseph II
Girard, deceased, to-wit:
Real property: Lots 1, 2. 8. 4. 5
6, 9. 10. IL and IL. and fractiona
Lots and s. Block OF the Girart
addition TO the city of Albuquer'
que; Lots Z, s. 3, 10. IL and IL
Block "a" Of the Duran & Alex
ander addition to the city OF Albu
querque.
Personal property: Promissory
note of A. F'leischer for $3.50
bearing interest at per cent from
July Il. 1922. secured by a deed 0
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
The Markets
BY the Associated Press.
FINANCIAL
Mil Street.

WIN eStTCtt.
New York, Oct. 25-ProfessionaI
short interests launched another
successful attack against industrial
stocks in todays market. causing
losses of one to four points among
n number of active issues. Rail-
road shares offered more stubborn
resistance. number OF eastern
carriers mounting to higher ground
under the influence of a brisk de-
mand for Reading and Pennsyl-
ivania, each at new top prices for
the year.
Weakness Of foreign exchange,
temporary abandonment of pool
operations, exhaustion of recent
buying power entered into the
market by the declaration of stock
dividends and rumors of the same
and the touching off Of stop loss
orders all contributed to the bear
ish sentiment.
The most constructive market
factor of the day was the resump-
ton of the 6 per cent dividend on
| the common stock Of the Pennsyl
vania railroad. recognized as baro-
metric of railroad and trade con-
ditions. In response to this action
Pennsylvania touched 40 x, the
highest price in four years
| Reports that the American Lo-
connective company was planning a
partial distribution of its surplus OF
more than S25.000,00O We're held
partly responsible for the rapid
rise of that stock in the final hour
Professional pressure against the
motor shares was concentrated on
Studebaker, which sold off 2&
points on unconfirmed rumors that
no extra dividend was likely at the
next meeting.
steel shares continued their
downward course, despite the opti-
mistic tone of the weekly trade re-
views, u. S. Steel common dropping
point to 100 Y. Republic yielding
liz, Vanadium and Cruclble
Mexican Petroleum receded one
point on comparatively light deal
ings.
Total sales were $4,000 shares
Call money opened at Az pei
cent and held at that figure unit
lust before the close. when it adj
| Vanced to Az.
The feature OF the foreign ex.
change market was the further de
probation of French francs to 7.0z
cents each, another new low record
| for the year.
|
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
Denver,

Denver. Oct. 25.-Cattle-R
ceipts $500. Market steady. Beef
steers, $500 1926; cows and heif-
ers. $500 a 5.j5; calves. $1,000
500; bulls, $2.25@3.O0; stockers
and feeders. $4.5O@7.OO.
Hogs--Receipts $50. Market
steady to Csc lower. Top. $500;
bulk, sS.009S.50.
sheep-Receipts $500. Market
steady to Csc lower Lambs. $I2.75
a 1875; ewes, $4.00@6.00; feeder
lambs, $12.00@12.75.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
S1Nn Onn ERE loss

Portland, Ore, Oct. 25.--One
fireman was killed and several 9TH
ers were injured by falling wall
early today when the Washington
high school here was destroyed by
fire. The building was valued at
$500, 600.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

New York, Oct. 25.-Liberty
bonds closed S1as. s101.10; second
As. $9S.3o; first AS. $9S.6S; sec
ond ANS, S9S.46: third AIS
$9S.S2; fourth AS. $3.50; Vic
tory Ans (uncalled). st00.26; Vic
tory Az Called. $100.0S; u. s.
treasury 4Hs, S99.9G.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
New York Metals,

New York. Oct. Chopper
Dull. Electrolytic, spot and fu-
lures, 1875 414c.
Tin-strong. Spot and futures
$35.S7.
1ron-Easy. No. northern,
sSl 90 a 5000: No. 2 northern. $50
@31; No. 9, southern. $25@27.
Lead-Steady. Spot. $6,5006.S5.
Zinc-Steady East st. Louis
spot and nearby delivery, sos a
40.
Antimony-Spot, s6.75@7.0O.
Foreign bar silver. 67%c.
Mexican dollars. 81 &c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

New York. oct. 25.-Call money
Steady. High. low, ruling rate,
closing bid and last loan, AZ per
cent; offered at AZ per cent; call
loans against acceptancos. per
cent.
Time loans-Steady. Mixed col
lateral, 60 and 80 days. Az to Az
per cent; four and six months, AZ!
to 5 per cent.
Prime commercial paper, AZ to
4a per cent.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
Kansas City.

Kansas City, Oct. 25.-Wheat--
No. 2 hard. a1.12@1.1S; No. . red,
st.16@1.17.
Corn--No. white. eS1ac; No. 2
yellow, 73kc.
Hay-No. l prairie soc higher.
s15 $50; other kinds un-
changed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

Kansas City. Oct. 25.-Eggs-
Market 1c higher. Firsts. S5c.
Butter and poultry. unchanged
Hens, 13a zoe; broilers. 2Oc;
springs, t5017c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
BY THE WAY.

Has Europe agreed on anything at all
inethe last 800 years?
@ @ o
Germany still promises to pay because
she has found that it pays to promise
In other days most women were salts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
Now York Cotton

New York, Oct. 25.--Cotton flu
lures closed steady. Dec $24.20;
jan, $23.9S: March. s24,o3; May,
s23.9S; July, 1896.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
What's a Home Nowadayso

we want to buy q bungalow
Eyes, sir. III take you and the
lady out. TO see one.
"Oh, anything you happen to
have on hard will DO"
but, sir-'' ...
ut isn't 40 lf we were buying n
car, you know - Birmingham
Age-Hcrald.
Woman Go tramp)-"Thls Is
the fourth time the asst two weeks
you have beer b3sgina at my door.
Are you always out of work?
Tony--No, damaa But ! have
been particularly fortunate the last
few weeks.--California Pelican.
isn't there some fable about the
ass Disgusting himself with a lion
skin ?"
"Yes. but nov the colleges do the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

When you tell man something.
it goes in one ear and out the
other: when you tell a woman
something, it goes in both ears and
comes out Of her mouth.-Michi-
gan Gargoyle.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
His Pal.


collisions my son. ''--American Lee
gion Weekly.
His Pal.
''Uncle Joe Fordney, chairman
of the house committee on ways
and means, tells of a young fellow
in his home town of Saginaw,
Mich, who fell asleep in the
church service one night while a re-
vival meeting was in progress.
The minister was doing his best
to make converts. He asked al,
the good people who wanted to 60
to heaven to stand up. The young
man dozed contentedly in his pew.
''Now," said the preacher,
"please be seated and everybody
sat down, and in doing SO some
body bumped the man who was
asleep, and by thattime the min
lister said: "AlI who want to go
to hell, stand up"
The young man heard the words
stand up and that was all. lie
rose, looked around, rubbed his
eyes and said:
"Parson, i don't believe I fully
understand the question. but you
and I seem to be in a hopeless
minority here" - Los Angeles
Times.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

trick with a sheepskin. Washing
ton Dirge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
A LITTLE LAUGHTER
Reason Enough.

Say, Pop, why are all the drug
stores on corners7'
so they will be handy for auto
collisions my son. America Le-
gion Weekly.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26

Foreign Exchange.
New York, Oct. 2J.---Foreign OK
change. irregular. Great Britain dc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-26
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FAsHIoNABLE GOWNS and ladies'
tailoring. 21s South Walter. Phone
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
ACCIDENTS.

u. A. Chandler, a parachute jumper
VI indianapolis, who has been giving
exhibitions at the Interstate Fair al
chattanooga, Tenn, was drowned when
ne fell into the Tennessee River.
Frank Moon, who lived near Hayes
ILL.,, was instantly killeQ7when his auto
mobile was struck hyta Chicago and
eastern Illinois passenger traEe<.
While trying to keep from hitting q
dog at Ell Paso, Tex, Charles Ross, a
tourist, sweryed his automobile, throw
Ing his son, Willis Ross, 8, under the
wheels Of the machine, killing him in
sfantly. Ross lives il San Angelo,
Texas.
s. Daniel Hagens, 35 years old, 1921
avenue, a salesman for
the Mound City Auto Company, of
st. Louis, was killed instantly and
four other men injured, three seriously,
when the automobile In which they
were riding struck a telephone pole and
overturned in st. Louis County.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
PERSONAL.

Walker Hill, of st. Louis, nationally
known banker and one of the execu-
tive managers of the First National
Bank in st. Louis, died suddenly in
his room at New York Hotel. The
cause of Hills death was not given. He
was 81 years old.
e. 7. Clarke, imperial wizard pro
TEN, of the Knights OF the Ku Klux
Kan, was indicted by the United States
grand jury at Atlanta, Ca, on charges
of "using the mails to effect schemes
to defraud." He was released on bond
Of $500.
Mildred Harris, motion picture ac-
tress and former wife of Charlie Chap.
lin, filed a petition in bankruptcy at
Los Angeles, with liabilities listed at
$4,000 and assets at 81, 800, which the
petition declared was the value of
wearing apparel and claimed as ex.
empt.
lsadora Duncan, noted dancer, re.
turned to New York on the steamship
Paris Of the French Line, accompanied
by her husband, Serge Yessenin, and on
advice from Washington the immigra.
ton authorities told her she would not
be permitted to land.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
Condensed NeuOs Items
SHORT STORIES TERSELY TOLD FOR
THE BENEFIT OF BUSY READERS.

While a crowd nearby watched a
world series bulletin board at Mime
apolis, Louis Garceau, So years old,
a window washer, fell from a third
story ledge to the sidewalk. Mortified
spectators thought he had been killed,
but he was not injured. whats the
score" were his first words as he
Fame out of daZe.
lThe Supreme Court reconvened at
Washington after the summer recess
for the October term. and after induct-
ing into office former Senator George
Sutherland of Utah, to. fill the vacancy
caused by the recent resignation of As
sociate Justice John Clark Of Ohio, and
admitting to practice 35 lawyers, adj
journed.
Navigation on the ohio River from
Galliopolis, o., to Cairo, Ill, a distance
Of 5a0 miles, was suspended entirely
on account Of fle lowest stage in the
river Tor - years
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
Bal Praise of LLOYD GEORGE.

! Colonel Repington, the English mill.
tary expert, said at a dinner party in
Tuxedo:
MY friend Lloyd George has al
ways been a friend Of the poor, and
on that account the more stupid sec
ton of the rich used to dislike him.
when Lloyd George brought in old
age pensions, rich lady said to poor
woman in her parish:
"Well, Muggins, see you've got
your old age pension at last
Yes, my lady, thank you kindly,
said Mrs. Muggins with a curtesy.
Perhaps said the rich woman
sarcastically. Lloyd George will send
you a first class ticket to heaven one
Of these days
a"sWell, my lady, said Mrs. Mug
gins, at any rate he's made the wait
in room very comfortable. :"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
FOREIGN.

The correspondent in Berlin of the
London Times telegraphed that he has
learned the military council of the
Russian Soviet government has decid.
ed to mobilize Russia's Block Sea ma
val forces. He adds that the Soviet
naval commander in the Black Sea has
issued orders suspending all leaves OF
absence by officers and men.
COnstantine's act Of abdication has
disappeared. The document Is said to
have been seized by military officers
sympathizing with the deposed mon.
arch In an effort to save him his throne.
These officers believed, it is said, that
the revolutionary troops would adhere
to the old King when they landed In
Greece on arriving from the Aegean
Islands, where the revolution started
Better treatment for the thousands
Of seasonal Spanish workers in Cuban
cane fields Is being sought by the.
Spanish minister, Alfredo de Mariate-
gui, IN negotiations he is carrying on
with the Department Of Agriculture,
Commerce and Labor, at Havana
John Coco, 80 years old, st. Louis,
an interpreter, waSfShnd shot to death
In the front seat of touring car stand.
ing In the middle Of the street near his
home.
The Japanese cabinet at Toxic has
decided to take drastic action against
those responsible for the disposal OF
quantities OF arms In Siberia. The
arms in question belonged to the
Czecho-Sloyak troops, who evacuated
Siberia two years ago. A formal pro-
test and claim for $4,000 yen have
been fled with the Japanese govern
ment.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
.IkRoR.

The United States Railroad Labor
Board at Chicago handed down three
decisions, holding, as III former cases,
that the contracting cut of rail work
to outside agencies was Illegal because
the practice attempted to evade the
provisions of tie transportation act.
The entire Baltimore and Ohio Rail-
road system has signed a agreement
with kke brotherhood organizations Of
trainnsa6 and conductors extending the
present wage and working conditions
agreement for enc year, it was Off
cialiy announced at Brotherhood Of
Railroad TraInmen headquarters at
Cleveland, Ohio.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
Disappointed.

Il thought my cousin from Kay See
was a pretty smart Teller when he Wis
tied me here last summer" disgrunted-
~ said Burt Blurt of Petunia, 'but
when I was up to the city this week
i found out he hain't got no sense
at all. After I'd been there spell
he said he'd take me out and show
me the beauties of Kansas City. I
got shave and shine. and SO on,
and then what dye think? Dad-blamed
If he didn't take me to see Swope park,
the Paseo and a lot of rich fellers'
residences. Beauties of Kansas. City
the devil r''-Kansas City Star.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
Kind Word in season.

An American, newly arrived, went
into London teashop, took his seat
and waited. Presently a bright-eyed
waitress approached him and asked !:
"Can | take your orderP
eyes. Two boiled eggs and kind
Word.n
The waitress brought the eggs and
was moving on when the American
said: Say! What about the kind
word?"
The waitress leaned over and wAx-
pered, Don't eat the eggs"