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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01

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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
All Sorts of Articles For Sale Are Described In Classification 81 Today
s THE MAN
WHO PHONES ONE

Whether an Evening News ad loses much
time in finding someone who is interesting in
buying a good used car.
'E4OO" is the greatest license number in the
country-it's your license to sell that car
you've been wanting to put on the market!
ellis & Fries, At Smith Street, inserted an
ad about a Dodge Touring Car which they had
for sale. The ad appeared at 100 and at 3
o'clock it was sold and taken away, and ellis
& Fries had a satisfactory check in place of
their rolling stock.
If YOU have a car you want to sell-remem-
Der the license number-"400."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
MERCHANDISE

5t--Articles for Sale
Robustness and Office Equipment
b3-Boats and Accessories
~bt-Building Materials
b5-FarWs and Dairy Products
~66@F0sf ana- Feed
B7-Good Things to Eat
6s-Home Made Things
s9-Hous, hold Goods
~6O-Jeweiry n Watches
6f-Machinery n Tools
B2-Musical Instruments
b3-Seeds. Plants, Fertilizers
t4-Specials at Stores
e5-Wearing Apparel
e6-Wanted-To Buy
ROOMS FOR RENT
f67-Rooms with Board
6S-Rooms without Board
89-Rooms for Housekeeping
70-vacation Places
71-Where to Eat
73-Where to Stop in Town
observation-disclosures or Board
REAL ESTATE FOR REM
74-Apartments and Flats
7S-Business Places for Rent
76-Farm for Rent
77-Houses for Rent
s70-Offices inc Desk Room
7S-Suburban for Rent
S~0-Summer Places for Rent
S1-Wanted-To Rent
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
e2-Business Property
S3--Farms and Land for Sale
A4-Houses for Sale
85-L0ts for a
aB-Shore Property for Sale
S7-Suburban for Sale
S8-Real Estate for Exchange
STANDARDIZATION Estate
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
INSTRUCTION

Musical. Dancing. Dramatic
NNJO-Nof play no Mando-
lin. Guitar. etc. Beginners! Play tunes
perfect frsts in six lessons or your money
hack Raptime. etc. Instruments sold
on easy terms. Wednesday. Friday and
Saturday 10 A Mo p NJ e. Rogers. $40
Nanle ST.. Perth Amboy Phone 1857
GILL SCHOOL OF MUSIC-Violin .in-
structions "a speciality; instruments FUR
nisled free. 81 Smith St., Perth Am
boy, N. j.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
EMPLOY


Help Misunderstanding So
CIGAR MAKERS AND BUNCH MAX
ERS-App1y at the office of General
Cigar Co. tombstone and Neville SITS,
CIGAR PACKERS-Wanted. julius Klor'
fein. 1877 Cortlandt st.
CIGAR PACKERS AMI MAKERS
Wanted at once. f. d. C. Cigar Co, SGs
Fayette St, corner Stockton Street.
CROCHET BEADERS, 25-Experienced
or learners: steady work all year round,
high price paid. Apply 17S Smith st.
Room 316. 3ro floor II. TARTAN.
EXPERIENCED YOUNG LADY-For gem
eral office work: must have knowledge of
bookkeeping and stenography. Answer in
own handwriting stating age and salary
expected Address TX Y u" care News.
GIRLS-Wanted Inquire Chesebrough
Manufacturing Co,
GIRI-For general housework. Apply
Lesslauer. rs Smith Street.
GIRL-For general housework; good
wages. 60 Brighton Ave-, upstairs.
GIRL-To take care of children. 657 New
Brunswick Avenue.
GIRLS-Experience not necessary. Gen-
eral Cigar Co, tombstone and Neville. SITS.
GlRLS-25 more to work on mems shirts,
few learners taken. Goodman Cohen &
Co. S31 Maple ST.. 1 flight VI.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
CLASSIFICATION

ANNOUNCEMENTS
s-Coming Events
s-Personais
1O-Lost and Found
AUTOMOBILES
11-Automobiies Cor Sale
l2-Motorcycles and Bicycles
l3-Automobiles for Exchange
14-Auto Accessories
15-Service Stations-fepairlns
16-Auto Livery-Garages
Observation-Disclosures
BUSINESS SERVICE
~1s-Business Services offered
Observation-Disclosures
Officiating and Plumbing
2t-Insurance
Observation-Disclosures
a3-Moving. Trucking. Storage
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
25-Patent Attorneys
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
27-Professional Services
2s-Repairing
29-Renovating and Dyefns
S0-Tailoring and Pressing
Observation-Disclosures Service q
EMPLOYMENT
Se-Help w~anted-FemaIe
33-Help Wanted-Male
34-Help-Male or Female
2S-Saiesmen and Agents
Ss-Situations Wanted-Fenale
s7-Situations Wanted-Male
FINANCIAL
3s-Business Opportunities
ss-Investments. Stocks. Bonds.
40-Money to Loan
41-Wanted-To Borrow
INSTRUCTION
4e-Correspondence Courses
43-Local Instruction Glasses &
4f-Musical. Dancing. Dramatic
A5-Private Instruction
Observation-Disclosures
LIVE STOCK
47-Dogs. Cats. Pets
Cattle. Vehicles
49-Poultry and Supplies
60-Wanted-Live Stock
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-01
Lots For Sale
Suburban For Sale

NEW BRUNSWICK AVE. FORDS-Tas
. exempt; s room house; stuceo and frame
constructions; $1,000 cash, balance on
monthly payments: like rent. Max Gold
berger. 1873 State Street.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1922-05-31
ORLEANS


All of the grades were represented
at the pre-Memorial exercises held
at the Opera Hall Monday afternoon.
A large number of parents and
friends were in attendance.
Five of the grade teachers and one
from the high school motored to Lyn-
donville Thursday evening where
they attended an operetta given by
the grades of that village who did
justice to themselves.
Last Friday Prof. jerks and Miss
Shellenberger from the state Depart
ment of Education, visited the schools.
Miss Armstrong, the home economics
teacher for next year, accompanied
them. In assembly the pupils enjoyed
orations by Frances Lawrence and
Grace Leonard and a talk by Profess
or jerks.
Two reels on Cement" were shown
Monday through the courtesy of the
Sunday evening picture committee
Everyone is cordially invited to the
Junior prom which is to be given next
Tuesday evening. June 6
Commencement week begins Sun
day evening with the baccalaureate
sermon at the opera hall. The grad
uation exercises will be given Thurs
day evening at which time Rev. Hew-
lit will be the speaker.
The local committee in charge of
"nickel day. for the State Tubercu-
losis association has asked the school
pupils to assist them by distributing
the envelopes early next week and
collecting them on June 6. It is hop
ed that none will fail to contribute
to this worthy cause.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1922-05-31

Roy Shippee has gone to ST. Johns
bury to work in the Wright garage.
| E. j. Choquette and family visited
at Alfred Blair's in Barton Sunday.
DR.. I'll. C. Tinkham of Burlington
called on friends in Orleans Sunday.
Miss Greta McMullen is home from
her work IN Boston for few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Hardy spent Me-
mortal day with their people at Troy.
Mrs. Wallace Little and son have
returned to their home in Rockland.
Me. ''-1'
Prof. c. L. Erwin of Bellows Falls
was in Orleans for short call Mon
day.
Miss Evelyn Stoddard attended the
Junior prom at Barton Monday even
ing.
Mrs. Anna Wells of Barton called
on few old friends in Orleans last
week.
One car of brick and one of cement
have arrived for the new school
house.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Dickens spent
the weekend with friends in st. AL
bans.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Fletcher are
having their home on Maple street
painted.
State Superintendent of Education
Dempsey was in Orleans on business
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. B. Wiley of Cor
NTH have been in Orleans the past
few days
B. HI. Alden has been working on
G. Fl. Atkins camp at Long Pond the
past week.
Theo. Fuller of Plainville, Mass,
is the guest of Mrs. Myrtle Perley for
a few days.
Miss j. Ella Blaisdell is back in
Orleans after spending the winter in
ST. Johnsbury.
Mrs. III. 0. Searles has the measles
and Mrs. Luna Hilliker of Newport is
caring for her.
Three of the new teachers for the
fall term were in Orleans Friday to
visit the schools.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman Harvey of st.
Johnsbury were weekend visitors at
N. l.. Simpsons. efcs
Mrs. G.. A. Conant has been visit
ing her brother and sister, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. B. Rogers.
Mrs. Gerald French and son have re-
turned from a stay with her people
in Massachusetts.
Mrs. George Sylvester of Coventry
has been the guest of Mrs. Irene Nye
for few days. 4
Dwight Dwinell of Montpelier Wis
tied his son and sister in Orleans
over Memorial day.
Mrs. M. H. Chaffee and two daugh-
tiers spent the weekend with relatives
at Newport Center.
M. III. Decker has bought the Gay
lord Fox farm at Bloomington Cen
ter and will move there.
Gordon Joslyn rode up from Green
field Saturday for few days visit
with his people in Orleans.
Miss Florence Groom has been the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. M. M. Taplin
for a few days this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Dudley and
child are spending a weeks vacation
among their Orleans friends.
Don't forget the junior prom
Tuesday evening, June 6, to which
everyone is cordially invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Keys visited
their daughter, Mrs. Carlton, at Nor
risville a few days last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. S. Curtis of New
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1922-05-31

The Memorial day obseryances
were much after the usual order.
Everything passed off very pleasant
". A procession was formed in
Postoffice square about 10 O'Clock
which proceeded to Pleasant View
cemetery to decorate the veterans
graves, which had been marked by
flags the previous day. The color
bearer was followed by the Orleans
band, the G. A. r. veterans in cars.
escorted by the American Legion in
uniform, and the school children
with flags and flowers. The after
noon service was in charge of the
American Legion. Commander Wells
read brief service and the chaplain
read the Legion prayer. Miss Helen
Beede sang "The Americans Come. !"
and Rev. c. D. Pierce gave the ad-
dress. The burden of his message
was in substance the debt we owe to
the defenders of our country It was
very timely and contained much for
the reflective mind to consider.
At $50 a good game of ball be-
tween Orleans high school and the
North Troy high school resulted in
z to victory for the home team A
band concert in the evening seemed
to furnish a fitting close to what was
in more ways than one, "a Perfect
Day."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1922-05-31
port called on her parents, Mr.. and
M,,- EIorn,, L nGloi,r C11ndnxr

port called on her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edgar LaClair Sunday.
Remember the annual meeting of
the Orleans County Congregational
Association at Bloomington June g.,
forenoon, afternoon and evening.
Mrs. ID. P. Rowe was over from
Canton, N. Y, to spend Sunday and
| Memorial day with her husband.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Trip of. Lyn-
donville visited their parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Trip Tuesday.
Several of the Orleans school teach
ers attended school operetta at
Lyndonville last Thursday evening.
Miss j. Ella Blaisdell and Miss Bea-
trice McGoff are reported on the sick
list. Mrs. II. O. Searles is better.
Clifton Bedell has signed up for
three years service with Co. l., YER
mont National Guards of Newport.
Mrs. N. G. Simpson of Lyndon
Center has been the guest of her sis
ter and brothers for several days.
Julius Sanville and family cs
Craftsbury visited his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Sanville, Tuesday.
E. A. Cook has bought the w. E.
Church building lot on Water street
Just south Of the Fletcher print shop.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Converse and
daughter, Clemmer, and Mr.. and Mrs.
F. A. Witte visited in Barnston Sun
day.
Mrs. J. M. Boutwell, and Mrs.
Francis Kelleher of Montpelier were
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Max Doe Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Gray and family
visited at the home of her brother,
James Hill, at East Charleston Sun
day.
Mrs. Celia Perkins has returned
from a. few weeks stay with her
daughter, Mrs. H. F. Carter. in AL
bany.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maynard Hatch of
Walden spent Sunday with their un-
Gle and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. E. +.
Mathews.
Mr.. and Mrs Elmer Lewis of Wells
River were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. S. B. Parker a part of two days
last week.
Earl Twombly of Waterbury was
the guest of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
W. D. Twombly part of two. days
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs E. 2. Jenness and Ar
thur Emerson visited in Sutton Sun
day and at Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest GO
ing's Tuesday.
Walter Bowman is home from
CONTINUED on opposite page.)
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1922-05-31
ORLEANS

Chas. R. Taplin has new Paige
car.
The Parker Dung Co. mills were
closed Memorial day.
DR.. R. M. Wells had barn raising
at Westmore Monday.
Orval House visited his people at
South Troy over Sunday.
Mrs. Helen Laroe is employed in
the J. G. Turnbull Co. office.
Fred Weston of Boston called on
friends in Orleans Tuesday.
Miss Eunice Davidson visited her
people in Hardwick over Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

time this week to be distributed to the
Margaret Smith home and the Home
for the Friendless.
The meeting of Circle Number
Three, of the First Presbyterian
church, which was to have been held
Tuesday at the home of Mrs. E. NJ.
Campfield has been postponed until
further announcement
Circle One of the First Presbyterian
church will meet Wednesday afternoon
at 2:30 o'clock at the home of Mrs. Ida
Lemon, % South Seventeenth street
All members are urged to be present
Reports are to be made on the Christ
mas bazaar.
TIL Ladies' Aid society and B. Y. P
U. of the First Baptist church will hold
a Christmas fair and bazaar at the
church Gust around the corner of Elev.
enth and Main streets) from Dec. Il
to 16 inclusive. This will be an ideal
place to do your Christmas shopping
and you will be able to find just what
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11
NO NEED FOR ALARM
IN DECREASING OIL
SUPPLY, is REPORT
(By Associated Press)

CHICAGO, Dec. 11.-The alarm
shown by the decreasing oil supply,
with the consumption of gasoline on
the upgrade due to the increased use
of the internal combustion engine,
would be needless were refiners recep-
tive to evolutionary methods of distilla-
tion. asserts T. H. Manning of the In
dustrial Research Laboratories, in dis
cussing the motor fuel of the future
A single simple operation converting
all crude oil. except a very small por-
tion, into high grade motor fuel, out
ranking the present products, is ad-
yocated by Mr. Manning.
This can be accomplished" he said,
by single distillate from the crude
to the refined without the detail in
CURED by redistilling, refining and re-
processing as now practiced by the re-
finers. This, of course, will require a
disregard for the lesser distillates
which would allay the alarm felt by
many at the diminishing oil supply
The oil industry has outgrown its
present methods of production and
chemical research has shown that all
the agitation concerning the decreas.
ing oil resources is weak and un.
founded"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

at the home of Mrs. Cavender, 218h
South Sixth street
The choir of the First Baptist church
will rehearse on the Christmas music
at the home of Miss Helen Unthank,
108 Lincoln street, Monday evening.
Each and every member is urged to be
present. as this is most important
rehearsal.
A delightful special program was
given Sunday at the First English
Lutheran church. At the morning ser
vice Miss Alice Knollenberg, organist,
played Holy Innocence" (ancient mel
ody, Mine) and "Hark! The Herald
Angels Sing (Mendelssohn) and Ky
RE Eleison" (12th Mass, Mozart. Mrs.
F. w. Kruger and the choir gave
The Message of Peace" (Dressler)
violin obligato, Bernice Richards. In
the evening Miss Knoilenberg gave the
Chorus of Shepherds" and "Hosan-
nah" (Dunham). Mrs. Krueger and
the choir gave the anthem Holy
Night. The cantats "Redeemer and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11
Crawford and Pittenger
to Address Farmers Here

With the annual farm bureau county
convention date definitely set for Sat
urday, Dec. 16, word has been received
from Earl Crawford, former district
director, and from L. A. Pittenger of
Delaware county, his successor, that
they will be able to attend the meeting
and address the farm bureau members.
The meeting will be held in the Rich
mond high school auditorium, entrance
to which is on North Ninth street. The
county officers of the organization will
be elected bY those attending.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11
INDIAN GIRL is WINNER

LOGANSPORT, Ind.-Miss Evelyn
r. Lyon, daughter of U. D. Lyon of
Logansport. has been accorded high
scholastic honors at the University of
Wisconsin, according to word received
here. She was one of the 20 best stu.
dents selected from total of 1,100
persons, it was said.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

supper from $50 until 700 O'Clock.
Everyone welcome.
The Good Cheer class of the First
M. L. church will have a Christmas
party at the home of Mrs. ]. W. Han,
PIG South Eighth street, Thursday al
ternoon, Dec a. Every member Is
urged to be present and to bring
1O-cent gift for the Christmas ex-
change.
The Ladies' Aid society of the First
Christian church will meet with MIS-.
E. A Daggy at her home in the Wayne
apartments Wednesday afternoon at
2:30 o'clock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

the King" was given The pastor, Rev.
F. A. Dressed, spoke in the morning on
the subject "ChristInas" and in the
evening upon Growth"
Members of st. Johns Lutheran
church contributed $197 Sunday to-
ward the general missionary fund OF
the church. Appropriate sermons were
preached in the morning by the pas
tor, the Rev. A. l.. Nicklas, and in the
evening by the Rev. Mr.. Fischer, SUI
perintendent of the Wernle Orphans
home.
The Ladies' Aid society of the Sec
ond Presbyterian church will meet at
the church Wednesday afternoon, Dec.
13, at 2:30 o'clock. Every member is
urged to be present.
There will be a bazaar held at the
Second Presbyterian church, Nine
teenth and North C streets, Friday
afternoon and evening. All kinds of
useful articles will be on sale. The
Philathea class will serve a bean
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

Grace M. E. church will hold its Off
cial board meeting Monday evening at
the church.
The Rev. E. Howard Brown, pastor
of the East Main Street Friends
church, spoke at Greenfield Sunday on
Law Enforcement" He spent Mon
day in indianapolis with his. parents
and his son. Percy Brown, who is head
of the educational department of the
Y. NJ. G. A. there.
The congregation of the Second
Presbyterian church will hold con-
ference Monday night at the church
The Epworth League of the First M.
E. church will hold concert at the
church Monday night for the benefit of
the DR.. Lowry missionary fund.
Election of officers of the Loyal
Daughters class of the First Christian
church will be held in the church par
lors Monday evening at 1880 o'clock.
ond English Lutheran church will meet
to make comforts at the church Mon
day night.
The Wittenberg Bible class of St.
Paurs Lutheran church will meet
Tuesday evening at the church. The
annual election of officers will be held.
All members are urged to be present
The Mems Bible club of Reid Memo
rial church is holding it's regular
monthly dinner Monday evening in the
church dining room. Attorney Clarence
Brown will be the speaker. The Ladies
Aid will serve the dinner.
The Woman's Missionary society ot
| st. Paurs Lutheran church will have
its monthly meeting Wednesday after
noon at 2:30 O'Clock in the chapel.
| The Missionary society of the First
English Lutheran church has post
poned its meeting for this month or
account of the death of Rev. Minter
No meetings will be held by the so
ciety until January. Members are ask
ed to take canned fruits and jellies tt
the home of Mrs. Frank Dressed some
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11
In Richmond Churches

The Philathea class of the irst Bap-
tist church will meet Monday evening
with Mrs. Ray Cavendar, 211h South
Sixth street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

The Philathea class of the First Bap-
tist church will meet Monday evening
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

will suit you and at the right price
Open each afternoon and evening.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

Grace M. E. church will hold its Off
cial board meeting Monday evening at
the church.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

money down! YOU SIGN THE COUPONl IT
IS WORTH ONE DOLLAR CASH AS YOUR
FIRST DOWN PAYMENT! Bring the signed
coupon in! We will send home your Grafonolal
YOU NAME THE TERMS on the BALANCED And
pay no money for a SOhole month";
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

opportunity to own a Grafonola
your hands! But don't delay-the
is strictly limited! SIGN THE {
pom! Get the Grafonola home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-12-11

Such a chance-the FREE dollar Coupon
for the first down payment and MAX
ING YOUR OWN TERMS for the
balance may never come again! Your
New-York tribune., 1922-11-25

ment will Bob Fisher make up his mind
as to whether Jack Hammond or Winnie
Chaplin will appear at left half for
the Harvard eleven. Chaplin has had
the experience but Hammond would be
the Crimson nomination for triple
threat in case Buell. is unable TO
assume the job and hold it through the
contest. If Buell. can last Harvard is
expected to have great advantage
over the Yale outfit, with Neidlinger
calling. the plays, but Neidlinger is
given the edge over Spaulding or Pfaff-
man IN the event, which seems proba-
BILE, that the Crimson veteran Of the
quarterback will not last out the
struggle.
The special troop train bearing the
John Harvard and his allies pulled into
New Haven in the early afternoon. The
team went right to the bowl and ran
through its last practice before depart
Ing. IN autos for Derby and q quiet
night before the dubious day. There
Was nothing but the usual light exsr-
clse' desuttory punting, signal drills
ana Few long forward passes for the
hoqr or so the squad put in at the bowl.
In the meanwhile the town of New
Haven has been filling up TO the point
where hotel managers are asking three
men and q boy to sleep on a lobby
lounge. and bathe In an eye-cup. All
the old-timers have congregated in
their favorite haunts and many q "a
nous battle is being fought over again
from the first whistle to the last down.
The great Blue team Of 81 Is being
gathered together for dinner at the
Hotel Taft this evening.
There is the usual dearth Of betting
such as is found at most really anna
teur contests, where the professional
piungers have no criterion by which
they can discover in advance where the
wise money" should be. Yale rules a
slight favorite, but most Of the wagers
have been laid at even money.
Tickets are as scarce and as highly
priced as the rare blooms OF she CEN
tury plant. Tad Jones himself drifted
into the Yale athletic offlces this morn
ing. looking for two extra pasteboards,
and was unceremoniously "given the
gate" with the explanation that "there
| amt no such animule."
The field was blanketed down In
straw after the practice, and all Is in
readiness for the toot of the referees
whistle and the crash of the runner
against the line tomorrow, when the
Bulldog publicly attacks John Harvard
with malice aforethought, in the pres
snce Of 77,o00 raving football fans.