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Iron County register., 1922-09-28
"He viii Not Move a MussiI."

A Coney Island barker's speech Is
recalled by Marc Connolly thus: "Sir
Ed-oo-ard, the man with face OF
stone. He will not laugh; he will not
smile. Mock him, scoff him, jeer,
jest, or jape. He will not move a
mussil of the face. Sir Ed-oo-ard be-
heves that laughter, like grief, pain,
sorrow or any other emotion, can be
controlled by the mussils of the face.
Should any lady make Sir Ed-oo-ard
laugh he has a standing offer to either
forfitta ten thousanda dollars or mar
ry her."-NeW York Tribune.
Iron County register., 1922-09-28

"Oh, mammal'' exclaimed little Ger
trude, Il can spell nothing and that's
a big word, isn't it?" IA pretty biz
word for a little maid Of your age
replied her mother. How do you
spell nothing n " x NJ" "Why
darling, that isn't right" "es 1t is
said Gertrude, emphatically. n said
to grandma, What does u * M spell? !?
and she said nothing. Edinburgt
Scotsman.
Iron County register., 1922-09-28
Careful Mrs. NewIyWed.

"Mother-" "Yes, Ethel "Will
you do something for me7" what is
it?" II wish you would buy me d roll
ing-pin." "Why don't You buy ont
yourself2 "Oh, you know Jim and
have only been married 4 few weeks
ana the store man might think wt
we're not getting along together. IN
Youngstown Telegram.
Iron County register., 1922-09-28
Afraid He Couldn't qualify.

Once in Texas the short cotton crop
forced large number Of country ne
groes to the cities. One of these ap-
piled for job at one of the large en-
ployment agencies. There's a job
open at the Eagle laundry" said the
man behind the desk. want it?'
The applicant shifted uneasily from
one foot to the other. "Tell you how
1t is, boss" he said finally. Il sure
does want job mighty bad, but de
fack is, I amt never washed eagle"
Iron County register., 1922-09-28

NoTE.-The precipitation includes
rain, hail, sleet and melted snow, and
is recorded in inches and hundredths.
Ten inches of snow equal one inch of
rain. "T" indicates trace of preeipita-
tion. ARCADIA COLLEGE Observer.
Iron County register., 1922-09-28
To The Public.

I now have first -ciass mechanic in
my employ at the Chevrolet Sales
Station and Garage. Prepared to
work on any kind of car and guaran-
tee satisfaction. Call and see us when
in trouble. Reasonable charges.
I'll. l.. BELL.
Ironton, Mo-, August %, 1922.
Iron County register., 1922-09-28
Weather Report.

Meteorological Report of Ooopera-
tive Observer at Ironton, Iron County,
Mo-, for the week ending Monday,
September 19, 1922:
Iron County register., 1922-09-28
G. A. FULDNER, OPT. ID.
Or THE
FIRM OF FULDNER & COMPANY.
successors to Fuldner & Kitchien,)

tsuccessors to Fuldner & Kitchien.)
Marina Bldg, 306 N. Grand Ave-, st.
Louis, Mo-, specializing in the Cor
rection of Eyesight, Eyestrain, and
the proper Fitting of Glasses, will
again be in
lRoNToN, WEDNESDAY, OCT. IL.
at the New Commercial Hotel, from 8
A. NJ. to P. M. Any word may be left
for him there.
Bismarck. Wednesday, Oct. II,
Write for appointment.
Write for information or appointment.
NOTE-Dr. Fnldner's visits to Iron
ton are on the second aud fourth We'd
neSdays Of each month. Adv
Iron County register., 1922-09-28

Every once in while we see some
body who reminds us of what you
can do with peanuts.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
TYLER CITIZENS
WILL co AFTER
STREET PAVING

Tyler street property owners about
.hIrt, u numbcr. met zoo the city hall
lHst night aud decided to push plans
Tor paving between Tenth and Twenty
second streets Resident, declared that
they have among the most substantial
homes In the city and thlt &c was due
them that they should pave without
'olay.
u WAS pointed out ih1i Polk Taylor
and Van Buren, 1rr paved, and that
Harrison viii soon hc paved between
Tenth and sixteenth. 90 plans are car-
uod out Four important streets viii
then he paved anl Tyler street resi-.
dents say they de- not want To- be con.
sidrrcd non progressive.
Preference Of property owners. u
seems is for brick similar 10 that ON
Van Bmon Dr G r Vineyard was
chairman ~ the meeting Mike Hol'
lander. chairman: Dr 4 l.. Rogers and
j. r. Durrctt Were appointed on "a
committee to confer with + = Phillips
of The Harrison street committee on
paving.
Already talk o. going around ~ more
paving ON the ciiys streets II Is an.
dorstood that Fillmore and Monroe
streets people are talking paving, as
wen az some other sections OF tho city.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
CHARLES RAY BECOMING
GREAT MOVIE DIRECTOR

For some years Charles ray uns been
q motion picture star: one Of the great
est. 10 lis conceded And now he ~
rapidly becoming one Of the greatest OF
motion picture directors.
Ray who will appear here next In
"a Midnight Ben" az the Fair Theatre
Tor run OF three days, starting Thurs
day. directed both that feature and
scrap Iron" his previous release, and
with noteworthy results. II means an
ceasiug toll and much mental labor TO
star 20 appear in and TO direct a picture
al the same Time bat Ray Is willing TO
make thar sacrifice In order that his
pictures maV become better and better.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20

LINCOLN. Neh ian fq-t-nlvers.iv
Of kansas %. University ~ Nebraska
~.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
DALLAS FRANCHISE
HEARING POSTPONED

~ Associated Press
DALLAS. T,Nas. Ian. 70 Judge y
y MUes,u uf th, district court ht, tu
dav postponed the temporary hcfr'He
Of me injunction proceedings whi.u
may drcld, the ownership ~ the Dallas
Texas League baseball franchise. The
injunction was brought by Jess Has.
scll and Ham Patterson 20 restrain the
Texas League from Interference in
thDir operation Of the Dallas franchise
iearu" executives NJ recent meet
ing recognized Walter Morris and Use
Sihu-Ey ls owners ~ the franchise
Hass,l uud Patterson claim ownership
d,srlf, au alleged contract signed last
mll whereby the club was 10 b. trans.
f,rred fo Sllloskv and Morris for r.
consideration ~ $4,000.
Counsel for the plaintiffs asked tho
court tn postpone the hearing until 20.
morrow to permit more time for study
Of tl, defendants answer.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
VICTIM Of ACCIDENT
SHIPPED TO FLUVANA

nov Cuunk. aged gN. who died as the
result of being run over hy gravel
vHEou on East Third Street. on the
l5h instance was shipped 10 Fluvaua.
T,Nus n. burial Dos the Grirgs com.
mHE h~f r.lhf NIH tho Santa Fc The
body was accompanied bv the widow
tn1 Hff'. som and hy a brother. Grady
'mnt who arrived Thursday from
I,uuIs Iowa
T.. family lived 700 400 Tyler Street.
1rd th. dead mau was q member OF
200. independent order OF odd Fellows
90 Snyder Il is understood that the
u.WH.r. of that fraternity win have
charge of th' funeral at Fluyana.
which is moor that point
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
E4SSpOQE,SA
STINNETT IS IN j. 7.
LINEUP FOR DASHES

AUSTIN Texas, Jam. 19.-Finnl ar
mugomonts have been made for the
University az Texas track schedule for
the 1929 season. with the exception OF
the Illinois University meet. which is
only tentative az present
The schedule has been arranged for
'hp various track meets as follows.
Rice Institute at Houston, April s;
BAYLOR University no Austin. April Is;
Illinois niyyrav at Austin dentativel
April 10. Louisiana State University at
Austin Arul %; oklahoma a. and NJ
so saltwater Opril 2e: Texas \. and NJ
100 Austin. May 3. Southwestern Con.
icrcHc" meet az Fayetteville. Ark. May
% and 10
Beaumont Siunctt ~ Amarillo will
compete u tlo d3shcs
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
"uAII. THE WOMAN" u
CLOSE TO HEART on L. :.

Produced under the personal super
vision Of Thomas II. Inco. the Intensely
human motion picture drama. Hail
the Woman" IA coming TO the Pair
Theatre on Monday Tor three days
Illustrative Of that IngraIned nobility
of character which has given woman
strength to shelter the flame OF life
throughout the centuries Hail tho Wo.
man" Is human epic'-thc creates.
work OF G. Gardner sullivan. famous
American Dramaiist
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
Witherspoon and
Rankin JohnsonCo
To Ball Meeting

\ Rankin Johnson. manager Of the
amarillo Guys, and riai NGhcrspoou.
left last ught for stamford where
they viii attend business meeting of
me West T,,os League saturday Al
,h, meeting plans viii De discussed for
The welfare of tho league. and 10 is
expected there viii come up the pro.
iosal ~ adding other West Texas cities,
probably including paiuyiow. Lubbock
81 some other South Plains cities
As the league is now constituted b.
has sis members and d, is planned To-
increase On, number Co eight 60 enough
cooperation can ho secured i"m other
towns. according tu johnson before
leaving last night.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
N, Y. NATIONALS BEGIN
TRAINING ON MARCH I
nv Associated Pres,

NEW YORK. jan 10 - Frank
Frsab star mnrlder Of tho New Ylrr
National League club tndav sisu,1 "
twoycar contract 10 % substantial -,l
any Increase which vieo president John
MoGrv stated would make him CO... of
thc highest -atued players 'r baseball
The amount vHs not mJdn ruhID Ihe
New YORK Nationals vu ..itD ior % .
san Antonio training oomu on fnh. 'N
and vill start training March PITCH
,rs Phu Douglas and Fred Tou,y ui
Shot'ef.p Dave Bancroft win STINT
tuiung tt Uof Springs A.t, the
middle OF February
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-20
Rnnncri Denies Rennrf

NEW YORK, ian. ia-Iacob Run
pert. president 81 the New York Van.
KEGS d,uicd on hts return from chi.
cago tojlF that the club had made anv
offer 90 thr salt Lake cry club Tor ont.
fielder Duty Lewis. its manager. VINO
% WIS reported. the Yankees we're
anxious Co.. buy FOR se5 600 Lewis
formerly PLAYED with the Yankees.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

cincts out of 3479 in the state had
reported. This tabulation included
nearly all of Ramsey, more than half
of Hennepin and about 10 percent Of
st. Louis counties Complete reports
had been obtained from Fl counties.
Other scattering returns indicated
that the proposal had carried every
county in the state. ~
To be adopted, the amendment had
to be supported by more than a ma
jority of the voters voting in the
election. The highest vote, according
to unofficial returns, was for COVER
nor, for which Office 651,73 ballots
had been counted, with few precincts
missing. &
Therefore it seems impossible that
more than 100000 votes could have
been cast, making it necessary for the
amendment to have $4,000 Eyes"
votes to pass. With but five-eighths
of the vote in, the amendment had
more than that number.
Amendment. No. 2 making the oc-
cupational tax part Of the consti
tuition was running, somewhat behind
Amendment No. l. The total vote
on the face of returns from 1876
precincts was 2O0,978 for and 32,524
against. There was some doubt as
to whether it would obtain the
needed majority. No special cam
paign was waged in it's behalf,
though the drive for Amendment No.
is credited with having made
thousands of votes for it.
The vote on Amendment No. L
which is almost as heavy as that CIV
en- the Good Roads proposal two
years ago, is credited to statewide
campaign waged in its behalf by
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
Hearing Affected by sound.

1t is reported that certain expert
ments have shown that vibration of
sound having an amplitude of less than
observation-disclosures Of a centimeteF
could still affect the sense of hearing.
Such vibration would be so short
that it would have to be enlarged 100
times before the most powerful micro
scope could render it visible, suppos-
Ing that it were capable Of being seen
at all. Old persons; 1t Is said, do
not hear high notes which are audible
to young persons, and there Ii reason
to believe that babies hear notes that
are inaudible to their elders.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
Wage War On Cancer

The week of November twelfth to
the eighteenth has been designated
by the American Society for the con-
troll of Cancer as National Cancer
Week" During this week an in
tensive campaign of education will
be conducted in all parts of the coun-
try to inform the public Of the men
ace of cancer, and the necessity of
early diagnosis and treatment. So
tersely stated and to the point are
the facts enumerated by the United
States Public Health Service in their
pamphlet Facts which every Adult
should Know" that their publication
is timely and important. Ill.,.
81. Cancer at the beginning is
usually painless and it's onset for this
reason is especially insidious and
dangerous.
2. Cancer is at first small local
growth which can be safely and east
1y removed by competent surgical or
other treatment. =.
8. Cancer is not a constitutional
or blood disease"
4. Cancer is not contagious.
5. Cancer is practically speaking
not hereditary.
6. Every lump in the breast should
be examined by a competent doctor
Persistent abnormal discharge or
bleeding is suspicious.
8. Sores, cracks, decorations, Jumps
and ulcers, which do not heal and
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

warts, moles, or birthmarks which
change in size, color or appearance,
may turn into cancer unless treated
and cured.
8. Probably 60 per cent of cancers
of the rectum are first regarded as
piles. Insist on thorough medical
examination.
Continued irritation in some form
is the usual cause. of cancer. 1t
rarely results from, sudden injury.
II. Cancer is durable If treated
early" -.,-~ p. ...--
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

special committee of farm organiza-
tions of which J. F. Reed, president
Of the Minnesota Farm Bureau Fed
Grafton was chairman.
In al statement issued after it be-
came obvious that the Amendment
had passed, Mr.. Reed says the papers
of the small towns and villages were
the most Important factor in solidi-
flying sentiment in its favor. rlFf
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
RURAL CREDIT PLAN
WINS BY OVER 100000
Amendment No. l Favored by Over
whelming Majority of
Voters
BY Farm Bureau News Service:

Adoption of Amendment No. l.,
EAoviding for the establishment of a
state system of long time loans for
farmers, was adopted by voters in the
election last Tuesday by more than
100000 majority.
Tabulations made at the st. Paul
Office of the Minnesota Farm Bureau
Federation, on information obtained
from the Associated Press, show that
up to the end of last week, the
amendment had enough support to-
carry even if all remaining precincts
went against it solidly. III
The amendment had 379,143 for
and 1860 against when 2O11 pre-
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

MUST SACRIFICE to settle Estate,
the extra choice improved quarter
on Glacier Trail, swA 5, 1882, sub
ject to lease to Louis Hoyer. e. G.
Whitehead, Adm, Sherburn, Mime
sofa. If
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR SALE: Capital Barred Ply
mouth Rock cockerels at almost
market prices, from big winter lay
ers, big profit payers, prize takers
and money makers. Inquire at once.
schuster Bros, Chokio, MINI. Asp
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
FARMS FOR sALE-RENT

FARM FOR RENT: 100 acres in
township of Horton, z miles south
of Morris. Mrs. George Hall, 1011
Nevada ave, Morris. Phone 178.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
THE MARKET PLACE
CCEASsIFIED DEPARTMENT

RATEs-one cent . word each inser-
eton. The minimum charge In as cents.
In order to avoid expense Of bookkeep-
ing and collecting It In desirable that
au classified Advertisements be paid In
advance, unless you have . ledger &C.
count with The Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

MR.. FARMER your fax
straw. We have reopened our
Stacking Stations at Morris and DON
nelly and would like to buy all the
good clean fax straw either loose
or baled. F. E. Halbe, Morris.
T. J. Mclaughlin, Donnelly will
have charge of the station and will
be glad to buy your straw. Klear-
fax Linen Rug Co., Duluth, MINI If.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR SALE: A few good purebred
Duroc Jersey boars at bargain
prices, all cholera immune. If you
need one call soon, VIM. Luthf, Nor
ris, Phone No. 20F11. ct
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR SALE-A REQ car In first-cIass
condition. J. H. Walz, Morris. If.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR THE New Bone Corsets write
to Mrs. R. H. Christian, Browns
Valley, MINI. At
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
FARMS WANTED.
HOME BUILDERS
SOftwood Price Index

No changes occurred in the
various factors making up the
Softwood Index during the past
week.
The wholesale price of soft
wood lumber today, based on
the average price of all the
mills in the United States is
approximately $500 per thous-
and feet higher than one year
ago. Small stocks now on
hand at mills, with normal de-
mand, would indicate strong
er market. Considerable buy
ing for spring delivery by re-
tailers is now apparent.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

SHOES REPAIRED.-Nea and
promptly at Henle Bros' Harness
shop. IT,
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR SALE-Used Remington model
10 typewriter. Inquire at North
ern Pacific depot. 1t
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

FOR SALE-Hard coal burner. Call
1851 Andrew Stoneburg. 1t
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
lud Tunkins.

"Some men," said Jud Tunkins,
shave lot of sense about making
money and lot of fooIIshness about
spending it," E
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17
MISCELLANEOUS

HEATER FOR SALE-A good base
burner, for sale cheap. Inquire Of
Max G. Harris, I'll Pacific Ave If
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

SHROPSHIRE RAMS-Yearlings $50
two at $25, all sired by Imported
Rams. Bush Bros, mile east and
seven miles south of Morris.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

MARKLEY LAND co. for Farm
Loans. (tf.)
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

MIC EVERS AND SON will again
be at your service this winter to
supply you with fresh pork and beef.
Phone 17F12. 2t.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

TWIN CITY TRACTORS, trucks and
threshers for sale by Oscar Dolven
Morris. tt.
Morris tribune., 1922-11-17

IMPROVED 80 acres to trade for re-
sidence property or personal pro-
perty I can use. Guy Grove.
The Catholic bulletin., 1922-07-22
NOW MONsIGNOR K|RWIN
VERY REVEREND j. M. KIRWIN, v
G., OF GALVESTON, TEXAS,
HoNoRED BY ROME. IS

According to an official announce
ment, Pope Plus XI has conferred the
title of Monsignor upon the Very Rev.
James NJ Kirwin, Vicar General of
the diocese of Galveston, Texas, rec
tor of st. Mary's cathedral in that
city, and president of st. Mary's sem
mary, La Porte. The title was con-
ferred by the Holy Father in recogni-
tion of the work of Father Kirwin in
behalf of the Church and patriotic
service to the state and nation.
Mgr. Kirwin came to Galveston un-
der the late Bishop Gallagher and for
several years prior to Bishop Gal
lagher's death in 1918 served as Vicar
General and as administrator OF the
diocese following that prelate's
death until the conservation of Bfsh-
op Byrne. Since that time, he has
continued as Vicar General. For sew
eral years he has been president of
ST. Mary's seminary at La Porte.
The record of his services as an
army chaplain during the Spanish
American war and his work in be-
half of the cause of the United States
during the recent World war are we'll
known.
The Catholic bulletin., 1922-07-22
. AID CURE Of L[PRosY
THIRTY-NINE HUNDRED LEPERs
NOW RECEIVING TREATMENT-
DISEASE NO LONGER CONCEAL
ED,

More than $500 lepers out of the
5000 in the colony on CuIion Island
are now receiving treatment, $500 of
this number taking the ethyl-ester
treatment and about 800 the Mercado
treatment, according to Prof Shirley
E. Roberts, vice president of the Phil
ippine Anti-Leprosy society.
According to Professor Roberts, the
treatment has been extended until all
but approximately 1000 lepers in the
colony are being cared for medically
About 700 of these are beyond medica
aid and some 300 live at a distance
from the main colony, making treat
ment impracticable.
"Thfs is a record which | think no
other country can equal,'' said Pro.
fessor Roberts. when Governor-Gen.
eral Wood became chief executive of
the Philippines seven months ago,
only 800 lepers were receiving treat.
ment. The new Culion is a place
Transformed; new spirit is abroad
among the personnel and patients. In
time we may eliminate leprosy from
the Philippines altogether This will
be aided if sufferers learn to present
themselves to the authorities in the
incipient stage"
The Catholic bulletin., 1922-07-22
estants forbidden in our graveyards.
Marriage with Catholic does not
make the man himself Catholic.

estants forbidden in our graveyards.
Marriage with a Catholic does not
make the man himself Catholic.
Will you please advise me what
does the Catholic Church hold regard
ing the teachings of Theosophy? What
is the difference between the resur-
rection of the body and the reincarna-
ton?
AS one would expect, the Church
absolutely condemns 1t. It is mix.
ture of Buddhistic Pantheism and
Atheism, which Madame Blavatsky
revived In 1873 when she founded the
Theosophical society in New York
City. In It's Atheism, it denies a per-
sonal and intelligent Supreme Being.
In its Pantheism, it regards the uni
verse as manifestation of the Great
Reality, of Eternal Indefinite Some
thing from which all things come and
from which the human soul emanates
as spark from fire. In the course of
time, the soul finds its way into hui
man body, which Is only it's temporary
dwelling place, since at death it is
destined to animate another body and
continue the same process until by a
series of re-incarnations, as they call
it, 1t will be either absorbed in the
Great Reality or blotted out. This
final destiny, Theosophists teach, de-
pends on ones self, but in this sense,
that his merits or demerits in the first
incarnation, his first state of exist
ence, will settle his status for the
next. In other words, at the begin
ming of his second life by the opera.
tion of the law of Karma, the law of
retribution, he will find himself virtu-
Gus or vicious, fortunate or unfortu-
nate, happy or unhappy, according to
his deserts in his former life. This
procedure, as was said above, will be
gone through until the soul having ar
rived at perfection will return to the
Eternal Something whence it came or
being stepped in such wickedness it
will be annihilated. Re-incarnation, as
you may see, deals with the same
soul entering different bodies. On the
other hand, the Catholic Church teach
es regarding the resurrection of the
body that the soul separated by death
from the body will on the last day by
the Almighty Power of God be re-
united to that same body which it in
habited during life, so that both body
and soul may enjoy the happiness of
Heaven or suffer the torments of He'll
for all eternity.
Should a person go always to the
same priest for confession?
The teaching of the Church in this
regard is very simple: anybody at any
time is free to go to any confessor
who has the power to absolve that per-
son from his sins. The Church grants
complete liberty to every person to Sc
lect his own confessor and to change
confessors at will. Spiritual writer's,
however, tell us that if a person is
really aiming at spiritual progress, it
is well to have regular confessor
who, knowing the state of the soul of
that person, will be better qualified to
act as father and guide and physician.
Nevertheless, no one need feel any
qualm of conscience in changing con-
fessors, and no priest will feel slight
ed at the change.