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The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
UNUSUAL PROGRAM
ARRANGED BY WIZ

The program to be. broadcasted
from WIZ this evening will be Of
unusual interest AT p. m. the sd-
dress of Secretary of Commerce
Hoover before the National Electric
Light Association at Atlantic City
VIII be given. At f:1o p. m. an ad-
dress by Mrs. August Belmont The
times given are Eastern standard
Or Washington time.
The Work of the American Red
Cross.' by Mrs. August Belmont of
the central and executive commit
tees OF the National American Red
Cross. Mrs. Belmont will be re-
membered as Miss Eleanor Robson.
one OF the most successful actresses
on the American stage. From Sep
tember. 1917. to March, 1918. Mrs.
Belmont served with the Red Cross
in the French. British and and
American lines hospitals. Since
June, 1917. she has been a member
OF executive committee OF the New
York Chapter OF the American Red
cross, and from June. 1918. to
March. 1919. she served as assistant
to the war council, of which the
late Mr.. Dawson was chairman.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

latter requires a movable contact
as a catwhisker.
(c) A single wire aerial for re-
ceiving is best for the ordinary
set. The signals heard would be
as strong and much of the static
and spark station interferences
usually heard would be less no.
ticeabie.
A. c. Battery supply.
Q. Please publish the Bureau Of
Standards hook-up for using al
ternating current for A and B bat
terry.
(b) Are the two element vacuum
tubes as efficient as the three ele-
ment?
tc) What battery is required on
the two element tubes?
F. F. D.
a. You will have to communi-
cate with the Bureau Of Standards
directly for this Information.
(b) A two electrode or two ele-
ment tube cannot be used as soft"
tube for detector, because its ef-
ficiency depends on a very high
vacuum: it permits Of less varia-
tions in current flow than tho
three element tube: in general
more apparatus is required to op-
crate the tube efficiently. for sx-
ample, a potentiometer. The three
element tube has largely displaced
the three element tube in modern
radio set.
(c) An A or filament battery for
lighting the filament. and a bat
terry for maintaining a space cur
rent. between plate and fllament,
connected as in the three electrode
tube
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
In the Air Today.
WASHINGTON.
NAA-NAYAL RADIO sTATIaN.

1880 q. m.-Meteorologicafr report
on $3.50 meters Of arc transmitter.
IL m. and 10 p. m.-TimA signal.
weather report, ship ordersl
1880 D. m.-Naval press news.
wavelength, 1850 meters.
wwX - POsTOFFICE DEPART.
MENT STATION.
10 a. m.-weather report; 1880
a. m. marketgram; D. m, dairy
products for New York and grain
report. All radiophone on 1.160
meters.
1880 p. m. 2:45 p. m. $3.50 p M.
G. w. Telegraph marketgram on
1880 meters.
1880 p. m. and p, m. radio mar
ketgrams; $50 D. M, weather re-
port. All radiophones on 1,160
$50 METERS UNLESS OTHERWISE
N0TED.
Observation-Disclosures
ELECTRIC COMPANY.
4:20 p. m.-Baseball scores, in
ming by inning. direct from Herald.
$3.50 to $50 p. m.-Program:
Baseball scores announced.
wMU-DOUBLEDAY HILL ELEC-
TRIO COMPANY.
Waltz of Love-" valse, "Rigo-
letto," Romance. Honey Lu." Bon
ME Sweet Kitty" Were I a Bird"
"Praeludium.' Somewhere in Hon.
olulu." ''Valse Mignonne," Rosy
Posy." Mr.. Gallagher and Mr.. Shean:
Funeral March of a Manonette,"
The Kiss That Made You Mine.'
Ballet Egyptien." 'Rosamunde."
Observation-Disclosures.
PITTSBURGH, PA.
$50 to 1890 p. m.-Music.
NOF-NAvAL AIR STATION,
ANACOsTIA.
$3.50 to 9 p. m. 412 Meters-Music,
U. S. Marine Band.
3YN-RADIO INSTITUTE.
$3.50 to p. m.-Radio spark code.
KDKA-PITTsBUR
eastern Standard Time.)
AT 15-minute- after 2:30.
baseball scores: also Z and s p. M.
p. m.-"Apthracite Coal Min
ing," Dever c. Ashmead.
Z p. m.-"Pittsburgh-O Center"
DR.. w. J. Holland. director Carnegie
Museum, Engineering" F. L.
Bishop. Dean School of Engineering,
University of Pittsburgh.
p. m.-Pleasing entertainment.
wJZ-NEwARK.
eastern daylight saving time. De-
duct one hour.c
9 a. m. to 6 p. m.-Musical pro-
gram on the hour.
IL M. l, 6 and IL p. m.-Agricul-
tural reports (officiaD.
2:O5 p. m.-Shipping news.
s p. m.-'The View of the Iron
Industries and Their Relation to
General Business Conditions" by
the Iron Age.
7p. mammal stories. by Flor
ence Smith Vincent.
7.30 p m.-"Chaplain's Work in
the A. f. F." by Major-ChapIain
John J. Allen: Recollections of a
sky pilot" by Major Allen. A.. E. F..
s p. m.-"The Work of the Red
Cross Society,"" by Mrs. August Bel
mont. Address by Sec. of Commerce
Hoover.
s:15 p. m.-Concert
9:15 p. m.-"Value of Good Man
ners.Y by Margaret Daley.
$3.50 to 1O:15 p. m.-Concert.
KYw-CHICAGO.
Central daylight saving time. Add
two hours)
9:25 a. m. to p. m.-Reports and
news.
to 2 p. m.-Muslcal program.
wBZ-SPRINGFIEL MASS.
1880 p. m.-Baseball scores. Uncle
Wlggly bedtime story from the
Springfield Union.
7.45 p. m.-Government and State
agricultural market reports.
jp. m.-Baseball scores. Musical
prtram.
wGI-MEDFORD HILLSIDE. MASS.
1855, 8. 1885 and 7:45 p. m-News
and music.
1855 p. m.-"The New England
Boiled Dinner
wGY-SCHENECTADY, N. Y.
&c. f. Company
l2.3n and 6 r. m m-StocE reDorts
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
G. A. R. VETERAN
OUT WITH FACTS
Twelfth St. Man Wants Com
rades to Know How Greatly
He Has Been Benefited.

"You can tell them that Tan
lac is the right medicine for old
folks, too, for | have tried II and
have never come across its equal
in all the seventy-seven years OF
my life" was the emphatic state
ment made, a few days ago. by
Richard Shelling, a well-known
Gill War Veteran. residing at 400
South Twelfth street southwest,
Washington. ID. c.
Mr.. Smelling enlisted for duty
on April II. 1861. and served
throughout the entire conflict.
He has lived in Washington for
the past twenty years and is a
popular figure among the old
Vets OF this city. He Is an
active member of G. A. r. Post
No. S Burnside. Continuing his
Shelling said:
Before taking this Tanlac
had suffered with my kidneys
and bladder for two years. | was
also subject TO weak spells and
with each attack | would get so
dizzy and faint | could not stand
up. My nerves have been badly
unstrung, too, as often at the
table I would have to use both
hands in lifting a cup of coffee
to my lips.
Il had about decided that my
condition was due, partly at
least, to my age. but | can see
since taking Tanlac that I just
needed the right medicine for my
case. Tanlac has proved to be a
wonderful thing for me. My
kidneys and bladder scarcely
fn nnffnn a N
more, and the weak dizzy spells
that used to lay me out, have
been relieved altogether.
MY nerves have steadied down
until | don't feel shaky and un-
certain any more. Tanlac has
had splendid effect on my
whole system. 1t has given me
new strength and energy. l eat
better now than / have in two
years and in short. I am a
changed man. i am still taking
Tanlac and | consider II lucky
day when / got my first bottle.
/ hope my old comrades will all
learn about Tanlac. too. for
believe 1T will help them along
in their advancing years. |
have found out by experience
what a great medicine it is and
l am glad to come out and let
others know about it."
1t is, indeed. doubtful IL any
thing ever placed on the market
in the way of a proprietary medi-
cine has ever accomplished such
gratifying results in the treat
ment OF the infirmities of old
age as has Tanlac. Hundreds
have testified to having derived
the most astonishing and crafty
ing results from it's use. after
everything else had failed.
Tanlac is something more than
a stomach corrective; it Is a
constitutional treatment and
strengthens and restores health
and vigor to the entire system.
enabling the vital organs to per-
form their proper functions as
nature intended. It makes you
feel strong. sturdy and we'll,
there's no doubt about that.
Tanlac is sold in Washington
by Peoples Drug Stores and all
leading druggists.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
Receive Inductance Limited.

Receive Inductance Limited.
Q. receive NOF. wDM and wMU
very good. but am unable to re-
eeiVe WIN My hook-up is in
closed.
(a) Why do / not receive other
stations?
(b What improvement is neces-
sary to receive WWX on 1850
meters with my set? c. A. G.
A. The reason you receive the
stations mentioned is because the
power used by those stations and
their proximity bring them within
range OF your set. Your set is not
sufficiently sensitive for selection
of wave lengths.
OBJ To receive WWX on the
higher wave length you would
need more indu"tance in the cir
cult. obtained by adding another
coil or by use of loose coupler.
Wiring diagrams Of other hook
ups are being forwarded to you.
Wave length is dependent on in
ductance and capacity. In the cir.
suit you have there Is no means
Of varying capacity. and only the
inductanCe of a single coil. Your
wave length range il therefore
very limited.
Apparatus Effects.
Q. (a) Would an ordinary A. c..
step-up transformer placed in the
secondary circuit using one crystal
detector have any effect?
OBJ II a crystal detector be in
contact with metal fittings will 1T
give better results than IL in con-
tact with just a cat-whisker?
(c) Will two wires side by side
and connected at one end give the
same results as single wire aerIai
but twice as long? c. c.
A. (a) Yes, this is known as the
auto transformer effect. Larger
wire on the primary than on the
secondary gives a transformer ef-
feet. The number of turns of
wire and the capacity in the cir
cult are important effects. This
will be described in an article
later.
(b) The only crystal which gives
best results with a metal contact
is carborundum. This is because
carborundum has certain points
which remain sensitive for an in
definite period. There is no need
of continuously searching for a
sensitive point as when using a
silicon or galena detector. The
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
Senate Committee
Ends Dye Hearings

Hearings in the dye investigation
by the Senate committee headed by
Senator Shortridge. of California.
were closed yesterday, at the con-
clusion of the testimony of William
Paul Pickhardt. of New York. The
investigation began February 20 un-
der a resolution introduced by Sem
ator King. of Utah.
Senstor Shortridge announced that
he would later call on the Chem
cal Warfare Service of the army
to demonstrate to the committee the
Importance OF organic chemistry to
the national defense.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17

eyes clearer.-simply because q. q. &
drives out blood impurities that cause
these conditions. 8. 8. s. Is known as
q blood-cell builder. When your blood
cells Increase, a wonderful improve
ment results all through the body.
Your weight 10 built up to normal.
Your face rounds out. your cheeks IN
out, you have fewer wrinkles and
this makes you look younger Of course,
your limbs develop with their lines OF
beauty. And it's all worth while. II
means happiness, progress, success to
thousands Of men and women. The
best part Of II In that II is all up to
you, and to you alone. II Is for you
to act Start on 8. 8. 8. today, and
know that you are getting rid Of your
skin eruptions In q scientific, COM
nonsense way. s. s. s. is sold at all
drug stores. in two sizes. The larger
size is the more economical
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
RADIO

the eountry's greatest radio experts in plain
non-technical language which tells you how
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homsmads radio outfits for long and short dis
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The Washington herald., 1922-05-17

the relation existing between in
ductance and wavelength, the ca
pacity In tho circuit all being
shown. II is a matter of simple
computation to design an efficient
radio set.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17

. sure enough. they're disappear
ingi- This is the short, sweet story
hat has been told. and IL being told
Today and every day In the looking
BlAsses OF thousands Of men and wo-
rnen everywhere. ills the story of hap
f pimples. blotches, blackhsads, acne,
1tuooorn eczema, rash and tetter, from
the use Of joyful powerful 8. 8. s. It
. based on scientific facts which have
,sen proved 8. 8. 8. II not q fad nor
theory. s. g s. n q working facti
proved IL ass. drives out Of the
blood impurities that result In skin
Druptions. and your pfmples quit COM
ng. your blacxheads give up, boIls
lurrender. eczema stops. blotches goi
mats only part Of the story. Your
tGcs clears, muddiness disappears,
four akin looks ruddier. lips roster.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17

In making radio sets or parts at
home. the first material needed Is
a quantity Of wire. Other parts of
the apparatus. such as tubes. con-
densers and phones. may be pur-
chased ready made. To connect the
parts correctly requires wire of cer-
tain sizes and lengths. The use of
the accompanying table will pro-
Woe great deal of information
needed in this respect. Too much
wire or wire OF the wrong size
will introduce extra resistance or
Impotence and otherwise cut down
the efficiency of the receiving set.
1t frequently happens that In max
ing tuning coils the coil Is made too
large. The consequent amount OF
wire used raises the inductance OF
the circuit and makes the set serv-
iceable for long wavelengths only.
Thus a great portion of the mos,
Interesting radiophone programs
are necessarily below the range of
the set.
The accompanying tables and
formulae enable one to compute the
size coil desired. the number Of
convert millihenries to microhenries
multiply by 1000.
The amount of wire used on q
loading coil. tuning coil. loose cou-
pier or a coil of any nature in
serted IN the radio circuit win er-
feet what is known as the LC prod
uct of the circuit. This LC product.
or nductance-capacity product Is
directly related to wavelength. For
example: A wavelength OF $50
meters is desired. Suppose in the
circuit as hooked up a condenser
of .OOl microfarads capacity is
placed in series with a certain in
ductance. What shall this induct-
ance be? The relation between
wavelength in meters. frequency in
cycles per second and capacity-in-
ductance product hos been worked
out In very long A7d carefully
prepared tables. Some of these
values within ordinary ranges are
given:
wavelength
meters. Frequency. &c
200 100000 OOII2s
$50 $4,000 OO3ss
500 100000 O1Ol3
The LC value corresponding tc
$50 meters is 0.O365. Dividing this
quantity by the condenser capacity
.00l gives 36.5. An inductancs
therefor of 36.5 microhenries in
serted in series in the circuit will
be suitable.
and number OF turns of wire to use,
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
Civil War Veteran Dead.

FREDERICKSBURG, Va. May is.
Thomas Skinner. SO years old. a
civil war veteran and native OF
Caroline County, is dead at the home
Of his daughter. Miss Willie Skin
ner. in this city. He is survived by
five daughters, Mrs. Mollie Meyers
and Miss Skinner. of this city; Mrs.
Henry Farmer. WOOdfOrds; Mrs.
Churchill Brown. Caroline County:
and Miss Betty Skinner. Norfolk ;
also by a number of grandchildren
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
WOMAN BLAMED BY HER
FAMILY


Restless. irritable. nervous. eN-
citable and eXacting is the
charge against her by those
nearest and dearest. How little
they realize the struggle the
overworked wife and mother is
making to keep about and per-
form the hundred and one duties
that devolve upon her, Every
hour her headaches. backaches
and pains drag her down until
she can stand il no longer.
Lydia f. Pinkham's VEGETABLE
Compound has restored more
women in this condition to health
and happiness than any other
medicine. The grateful letters
We are continually publishing in
this paper from women who
have found health by its use
prove it.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
Eczema Caused Years
OF Intense Agony

: IT have suffered agony from
eczema on my leg and other
parts OF my body for years, and
received only temporary relief
from other preparations. 1t Is
only a month since ] started to
use PETERSONS OINTMENT.
and there is no sign OF eczema
or itching. You can refer to me-"
Geo. c. Talbot. 81 Penfield
street. Buffalo, N. Y.
I've got a hundred testimo-
malls" says Peterson o. Buffalo.
Just as sincere and honest as
this one. Years ago. when l
first started to put out PETER
SONS OINTMENT, / made up my
mind to give a big box for so
cents, and / am still doing IL. as
every druggist in the country
knows.
p Il guarantee PETERSON'S
CONTINENT because I know that
ats mighty healing power is
.smarvelous. say to every one
who buys a box that II Is rigidly
: guaranteed for eczema. salt
=rheum. old sores. skin diseases,
-chahng. burns. scalds and sun
-burn, and IL not satisfactory
your money will be returned"
Mail orders filled by Peterson's
Ointment Co. Inc. Buffalo. n. Y.
> For sale by O'DonnelI's or Peo-
Piles Drug Stores.-Adv.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17
General Electric Expert
To Address Cosmos Club

DR.. A. Van Dyke. of the General
Electric Company. Schenectady. n.
Y, will address members of the Cos
mos Club at Sis tomorrcw evening
on the subject: "The Vacuum Tube
in Present-Day Radio"
The Washington herald., 1922-05-17

The above formulae may be used
for computing the inductance In mil
lihenries OF a coil or for the two
coils of a loose coupler II is con-
venient. according to A. II. Hazel
tine. to make such computation
when determining the Lie values
of a receiving set. In the case OF
honeymoon coils. the inductance is
marked on the coil. Formula U) Is
for a single coil. L in millihenries.
not microhenries.
Legend.
Is the diameter of coil tcenter
to winding depth).
n Is the number Of turns Of wire.
b is the winding width Of coil.
Is the depth OF winding.
II the mutual inductance between
two coils is desired (as the coils of
a loose coupler) where a and re-
mained fixed and b varies. see for
mula (2). All dimensions are given
In inches.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
GIRLS! LEMONS
WHITEN ROUGH
CHAPPED HANDS

squecze the juice or two lemons into
bottle containing three ounces of
Orchard white, which any drug
store will supply for a few cents.
shake well. and you have quarter
pint Of harmless ana delightful lem.
on .bieach lotion 10 soften and whlten
red. rough or chappsd hands. This
home made lemon lotion IN far aupo-
rior TO glyocrine and rose water 70
ainoofben the skin. Famous stags
beauties use ~ 10 bleach and bring
that soft, clear. rosy-white complex.
ion. because II doesn't irritate.--Ad
vertisemenf.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
SUNSHINE GrIIp NoTrs

kveryeas pfssent voted the meeting at
the Residence - Mrs MDngin splendid
affair. Mra rnauncey Hheiten's inter-
rfstaticn % '~rhs super Man" ard 'srhs
l.ost werd." vas beautiful. Little Paul.
ire Msrksy did hsrs.f proud N the
Greek dance ard natures hpFtrE Dance
several ladies played ths piano
The neat merting will BE az the rest
aeacs % Mrs. 4. g burus. tket ikth y.
A.
Mrs. ~ A. Porter Furnished the Ss-
England dinner % highly appreciated ~
everyone
Nsa. u. W. Ienss and Mrs. Rseest W.
Granville ~iii soon ts back With ~
sEsia,
Mrs. f.usiis Moor sss b,c- vasstioniaE
W heibushsm s9Y. bat is tack nos and
reading 10 her blind boYs
alien hswkes had tus-ie Niih his
tistie ford In ~hieh Mr. Hawkes. ~ss
somewhat worutsd. sustaining . bFoksa
~rtst whsn i4suis kicked back
fifs. fiamout 10 fsfortinE On eass %
q little raiia. five Or eta ysars old. ~ho
Is In a plaster east and who ~ili wait
toys. etc. fer the nest fee m0utha u
yea have any lot M kuew.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
SUNSHINE SMILES
tor Seattle and Their Friends Friday
The Seattle Star
FRANK IOopE
su
EDITED BY DIR. FRANK II. LOOPE
Phone Capitol 9gsJ

nlhg, sixteen were invited, but
owing 60 tho inolcmenoy Of the
weather ana other causes only seven
responded.
The play was "f'air ana Warmer -
farce comedy. which was wonder.
tully enjoyed hy everyone.
Mi W. w Finch. Harry Harvey.
Police Sergeant INLAND and Butter.
worth Sons attended 10 the care.
comfort and transportation OF those
present.
We Certainly are very Krntefnl for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

seven. have not fed myself for four.
As a rule am very cheerful. but
failing Eight makes me blue at times
but ! can etill ace ana know my
friends when they visit me, aud
mats worth a great deal"
psdtiorH notci l have known this
man for 20 years. and he II a prince
OF a fellow Let's give him "a mes
sage OF good old Seattle cheer--a let.
ter card or booklet OF Northwest
views. Address him. Maurice Geary.
40 Fielding ave, Tampa. Fla.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
his WHEEL CHAIR

You have all heard the story Of
Henry RichartH mother. whose
grief over tho death OF her son.
Henry. WAS somewhat sofiened hy
the regular funeral her boy received.
! am now commissioned Go find a
homo for Hcnrye wheel chair.
"some place where the ahut'in IL
unable 10 buy ono and who viii be
chcered by tho urc Of "" says Mrs,
Rlehart. Il want hts chair to make
some poor shutln happy" Phone
or write Dr. Loopc for Information.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

this treat. and wish 10 extend to the
above named good people our heart
felt thanks Mrs. Jeanette May.
Mrs. Anna Lee. Miss Hannah Evans
John Ferry. George Robinson, A. a.
Adams and Dr, Frank ". Loopc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
HIcNEleIT mar

~ was real Sunshine Ban. just
a. u would have been could you
nave been there trimming fun Of
joy ana a real happy kick every
minute Of the several hours Of dane.
inR
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Mrs. Della Urch. one OF our
Shut.ins. who has been confined
20 her bed Tor many years. re.
ports that shc received 1871 Wis.
ltor. at her bedside during 1871.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
AuToIsrs CARRYING SHUT.

Guy Thompson. Russell Jsne~.
W. W. Finch. Harry Harvey.
Tad Geary, Mr., &. W. shatia.
Mr.. Richard Mcintosh and Hut
trrworth Sons.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Sunshine folks are distributing
candy and cookies from the Ross
tookie and Candy company 10
shut ins IN different parts Of the
city this week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Quit kidding yourself into thinking
that fault finding viii set YOU any
whore. DO something worth whiiei
Smhel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
LETTER FROM TAMPA. fla.

'Dr. Loope have read In the
ironwood. Mich. and Tampa, Fla.
papers OF you and your wonderful
work. ! have been crippled for 10
years. have not been on my feet for
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03
ANOTHER THEATER PARTY

Tho Seattle Cooperative stock
company. thru Manager Edward a.
Bradtn. gave a wonderful treat 10
several Of our Nhut.lnn Friday cvc.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Sometimes Joy looks like .
pr-iiy rainbow afar off, but JOY
CONES frvm within and II never
out Of rvach.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Money.hack guarantees with every
suit. LAff. the Tailor. iIos ard.--Adv.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-03

Along came Joy and the world
looked brighter.
Jusf a pat upon fhc shoulder
WhcH he's fecliu' klHd o. elae.
wa make him mighty happp,
Aud gAl please some other. too,