Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-01-11


read it can understand it.
! The shadow of Fatty Arbuekle no
longer falls on screen or newspaper
column. He has lost his place in the
sun.
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You ought to hear Eli Reed and
Johnnie Spellum.
Much Work Ahead
| Just few weeks now and the au-
/ tomoblle can be taken apart and stor-
ed around the home in convenient
places. The tires if painted a dark
brown and decorated with blue baby
ribbon can be hung in the parlor as
they will be certain to give the room
an air of refinement.
Marrying for money is reprehen-
sible, but it is more commendable than
the modern practice of marrying for
variety.
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The same thing that will make Gus
Wise viii make Frank Wintz.
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Pome on Xmas
Oh let US be happy,
And full of good cheer
For Christmas comes
But once year.
But spare US St. Nick.
From the well meaning friend
Who slips us a gift
When we've no more to spend.
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III good tobacco will command high
prices this year you will see Willard
Getter.
Our Weekly Special
Early closing of the Mouth Would
Also Help Some.
He went West"
This marks the grave of Ezra Mains,
Who said he had no use for chains;
All icy road,--a fearful skid
And earth of one more chump was rid.
We understand that big road Job
south of Boscobel has C. w. POWELL.
Part of His Duties, Perhaps
Lloyd Darby, foreman of Dangberg
Sheep ranch, had narrow escape,
from serious injury when a team he
was hitching to woman became
frightened and dragged him several
hundred feet, the two wheels running
over his chest. His actual injury was.
slight, however, and he is again able
to attend to his duties-Reno, New.
Evening Gazette
he should have hitched the brutes
to wagon. We understand that the.
women who take up residence in Reno.
do not stand hitched.
Sometime when you are at leisure
60 into Standiford's and see Margaret
Drinkwine
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Time waits for no man. Ten years
from now you will find Ed Older.
When chiropodist makes a note
for thirty days, would you call it a
foot note? asks Harold Stoll.
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Some OF the patients who go to the
doctors for it will get beer. Others
will wind up with bier
III ne should buy couple more
farms it will certainly make Chris
Hopp.
OF course there may be other view
points, but as general thing it costs
less to break an engagement than to
get divorce.
Late Harris is a good square dance
caller but you ought to hear Tom Call.
And in his younger days Earl Cald-
well.
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II every woman could do what she
wished to do who would wash the
dishes.
Inc movement to have the bows
write home oftener would make a bir-
ger hit with dad if they could be peT-
suaded to write occasionally without
asking for money.
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No wonder Walter looks solid. He's
a Lehman.
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A reader wants the office to try tn
get Tex Richard TO state a bout he.
tween Jack Dempsey and Mrs. Jigcs.
We Zee sure this bird bet on both
Willard and Carpenter and ia anxioua
TO see Dempsey put to sleep for keeps.
X X
That holiday rush at the post office
uroVe DIX Nye unto insanity.
X
Putting Reason into Season
charming girlies decked in fur
10 brave the summer heat,
But does it matter after all,
30 long as they look neat?
Sliken hose in brave display,
Encloak their pretty shins.
DuI now they've added silk and wool
To cheat the winter winds.
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Porter. ~ -
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There are of course a great MANY
ignorant people in the country. but if
we were looking for a d-n fool who
thinks ne is smart, we would 20 to the
city to find him.
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Last summer, he helped Tom Beaver
with MS cement work. That's what
made Mack Stout.
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Even So, Yea Verify
Today you kick up the dust at 35
per hour. Tomorrow the Judge gets