Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-23
The Road Between.

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ture Of the trail from the map who
raises cotton tol the man who& wears
percale, but I do know that the! dry
goods that I buy to, make q shirt cost
es much as halt the cotton on . rood
Of southern dirt. I'm not BIT ac-
auainted with thu wtndings -of the
path from the Yellow Uplifting timber
70 the fellow buyipg lath, but the Sdg-
ures tell me plainly that . bunch OF
splniters here costs q, much as alltths
ttnbers you can pull behind q steer,
uncertain walk from. the workman
digging &lirnastonetto the school board
buying chalk. but I know . box Of
.crayons costs AZ much, beyond Z
doubt. a. atom Of limestone :putch&sad
whore tha. fellow: digs 1t out.
possess 10 map nor drawing H,of. the
journey that ID made from tho man
who grows the lemon to the man who
sips the ado" but q glass OF juice
and water costs as much,I chance to
know. as q basketful. Of lemons in the
from bin to -baker--I don't know just
whore 1t runs to connect the dusty
farmer with the fellow selling buns,
but I couldn't swap = bushal OF my
wheat this very, hour for q pan Of
soggy biscuits made from seven
pounds Of hour. From the pasture
to the cooler Is the tour Old Brindle
makes. and l don't know how chs
travels nor the road the crittsr takes
the p%asture-prics would tail 70 :pur.
chase at the cooler half the gristls ia
har tail; ana her hide in all its beauty
At the pasturs-prtce. swear,
wouldn't buy the leather s~hos-strinEs
in the brogans that I wear!
Up at Greenbush. Minnesota. Miss
Moe 10 about to become Mrs. Moan;
eating a letter from her fellow, IN
ether words! i,
xrs Mns With ss asss s.a"s s,ssls' ser 1a ia ss:s
harvest leo? { Why. With an ictcls, .,
courseI
A farm in q western county is Of.
fsred at ave dollars per acre. Dirt
cheap!
A Herald reporter found a tive
headed. boy" attending the \GrAnd
Forks schools. That kid will make
eight grades In four years.
An old, saw Re,aled.
Peter Piper picked . peck OF prime
A peck Of prime potatoes Peter Pipe
:!t Peter Piper picksd+a peck Of pr.m'
Where'sNthe market for the potatoe.
Peter Piper picked7
p. T. Barnum once said. III 70,
ha.' anything worth showing put 4
under, SArvas." Earnum lived before
the days of silk hose.
A man living in a Ramsey count,
town says each year he aims to fatter
a hog on the side. That may be {
! legitimate side line but most people
would favor putting ain end to 1t.
Mrs. Maid who lives In a pemhtns
county town hasa granddaukhte'
named Ruth whaslives with her. ! Re
Gently Ruth went away on a visit. 7,
an n !, instant ! = 2 .l kind srandmother be
Why Ndo we call, / man passing
bogus checks a Check artistic? Well
1t takes an artist, and Q good one a
that, to draw when he has nothing,t,
draw on.
An article in the :williston Herald
favors clubs for home makers
Doesn't the rolling pin NIL the bill nj
right? Likely not. as the women .
another. North Dakota town hav,
asked the Newspaper there. to donate
Column for their club.
Headline in Herald: "Gasolin,
, DROPS Two Gents" No, that's onl.
one scent. but It smells like two.
Walsh county farmers are asked t,
put their lpara work horses in a pool
Wouldn't spraying with a kerosen'
! solution bring the same results?