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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
EDITORIAL
OF THE DAY
THE DEAD BEAT

Boil weevils and kindred pests do un
told millions OF dollars Of damage an
nually to crops and great deal of al
tention is given to devising means for
destroying them, or at least holding
them in check Now while they are a,
it, II scientists could devise some means
Of combating another pest, more per
nicious than the weevil, they would
merit the gratitude Of the human race
for all time 10 come. This parasite is tn
deadbeat. His tribe is numerous and US
active as the insect enemies OF the
race. He comes in all kinds Of guises
and under cloak of every imaginable
pretense. He may be the panhandler on
the street or the white collared con.
fidence man who separates the public
from its earnings under glowing prom
ises OF getting rich quick. Perhaps he
is u card sharp who never works but
just lise in wait for the ignoramus who
has few dollars and thinks he can
beat the sharper at his own game. He
may be the fellow who runs up ac
counts at the store and eventually
puts the man who befriended him out
of business. However. in every case the
result is the some. Occasionally one
steps too far over the line and is put
behind the bars for time, but hun
dreds more are going their way and It
Is not an easy matter TO head them
off. The worst OF all is the one who
takes refuge behind the law. The dead
beat will always be with us. a parasit,
living off of those who by industry ar,
erning an honest living and a little
more. II is possible to identify the bal
weevil by his shape. color and variou.
markings but not the dead.beat.-Ads
Evening News.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
ORIENT

InJapan $4,000 temperance workers
are fighting Demon Rum. This rath-
er surprising news comes from their
leader, Mrs. o. n. Kubushiro.
The prohibition fight in Japan is In
the baby stage. But steady progress
has been made since last April when
law was passed prohibiting sale OF
booze TO minors.
Meantime Japan and other countries
are watching closely 10 see how PRO
hibition works out in America.
In the long history OF humanity. the
prohibition movement may prove more
important than the WoWrld War.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
Supreme Court Adlourns

OKLAHOMA CITY.-Chief Justice
John b. Harrison of the state supreme
ourt and Justice q. n. Nicholson ant
$. Il. kennamer. left here today foi
)urant TO attend the funeral there OF
Justice c. II. Elting. who died yester
cay, The flag on the s,atehouse was al
at half mast.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Candidates who have scruples
about voting for themselves should
take note Of the finding last week
OF the Grant county election board
which declared that the successful
candidate for sheriff had won by a
majority OF one vote.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
Alcohol

Are YOU praying for the day when
alcohol as fuel for autos. will compe.
titively force down the price OF gaso'
line?
The Wall Street Journal saws:
Control Of the United States Indus.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

trial Alcohol Co.. is believed to have
passed to the Standard Oil company OF
New Jersey.
The foresight of big corporations is
clairvoyant.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

It's about time to begin discuss
ing the prospects for white
Christmas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Clara Phillips "saw' her oppor-
tunity.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
Sooner
Read

In answer to the. Literary Digest's
query as to what we shall do with our
poets, the Bartlesville Enterprise sug.
gests that we leave 'em alone and they
will work out Of it. Nearly every man
VINO ran write at all has been a poet
in his time"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
TEN YEARS AGO
Happenings In Carter County and
Ardmore ~ Told by the Files
Of the Ardmoreite.

Wade Ritter and Charts Rogers have
returned from a bird hunt on which
each bagged the limit twenty-five birds.
Mr.. Ritter in speaking of the Poland
article on the question of the revision
OF the state game laws agrees with
the writer, but says a bounty should be
offered upon the heads Of crows, hawks
and jay birds.
NJ. " Pugsley of Kansas City was
here yesterday representing the Van
Camp Products Co. Mr.. Pugsley has as
his territory the entire half of Okla
homa and says his business il phenonl.
email. This side OF the state he says is
very rich in oil and gas which is max
ing the most prosperous portion OF the
United States. He says the oil fields
important as they are anywhere ana
when the pipe line is built he believes
the development will be made.
All railroads operating In and
through Ardmore report big increase
over last years business up TO date.
The Rock Island.Frisco lines report n
business OF almost double for the monti.
of November OF this year over the busi.
ness done for the month In 1911.
p. p. Kearney and Budd Hoard went
to Oklahoma City and returned with a
new Ford car which was brought here
Tor a. w. Gaines OF Berwyn. Mr.. Kear,
ney Is agent for these cars and ha.,
been very successful in his sale. on The
return trip from Oklahoma City he
Travelled through the snow for q dis.
tance reaching two miles south OF Cap
itol Hill. South OF that point no snow
was on the ground.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
Berton Braley's Daily Poem
THE CAUSE

e people have too much money-Vco President Coohase
For years we've wondered what it was
That the troubles Of this nauon'
We've agitated altered laws,
done much deep investigation
find of various Ills
people afflicted
The OF these however, TIL
Just recently undepicted.
1t took the masodonic brain
OF Coolidge to reveal the reason,
And logically explain
Why after dreary season,
We suffered from lot OF
Which made far from sunny:
"The cause" says Coolidge. I'm disclose,
The people all have much money!"
The folks who fancied they were poor
And fighting shelter,
And clothes. really tour
OF spending money heltersketer
Yes. getting overfat
From too much milk and too much honey,
So know where at
The people all have much money!
We laugh hut underneath mirth,
Our anger rumbes and muttsr,
What Is a mans opinion worth
Who has the fatuous to utter
Such tragic Smile we may
But none the less 1t isn't funny
That any grownup should say
'The people all have too much money!n :,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Life IL getting so complicated. Now
It is Just three or four darn things after
three or four others.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

around wondering how tired we would
get II we were not too lazy.
Christmas story: mamma, hew acs
You spell railroad trsins"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07
SLOW JUSTICE

ing promoters to draw the color
line
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Mrs. Santa Claus has an awful time.
Her husband hangs around the house
sll the time except Christmas.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Several OF our latest books were not
late enough.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Have you heard about the Scotchman
hunting n reasonable postofflce?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Perhaps" observes the Chickasha
Daily Express. "one reason why a man
usually forgets what the Mrs. tells
him TO do is because he knows he's sure
to be reminded of it."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Our idea of good time Is sitting
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Babe Ruth. former baseball player
says he likes farming. We don't know
what Babe is trying TO grow. unless II
IL famous.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

The family skeleton, says the Musko-
gee Times Democrat. looks better IN
longer dresses,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

Most OF us are bowled over by mis-
fortune occasionally" says the Ada
Evening News, but the real test Of a
man comes in his refusal to stay down
Getting back on ones feet is not an
easy job, but the hustler will be found
doing his best TO land right side UP
again"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

What makes a chicken mad like being
killed because turkey 10 high?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-07

What are you going to give your
girl for Christmas? Let US suggest a
five.gallon can Of rouge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
Fifteen Minutes of Radio Each Day
By EDWARD Il. DAVIS

By EDWARD H. DAVIS
Formerly Technical Electrical Expert for u s. Government
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
Lesson No 90
POINTS TO REMEMBER

Remember that:
All open flames should be kept away
from the vent caps on storage batter
les. Inflammable gases are liberated
which may cause a fire or explosion.
When mixing new electrolyte for a
lead acid type of storage battery to re-
place spilled solution, always pour
the acid into the water, and never the
reverse. The acid is heavier tSan wat
CT and sinks to the bottom where the
heat of the chemical reaction which
takes place is conducted away by the
water.
Take all possible precautions
against damage from electrical storms
by providing approved grounding
equipment for the aerial Particular
attention should be given to the an
tenna erected in the open as in the
country where it may constitute the
only metallic path to earth and thus
form more likely object to attract
atmospheric electricity.
Ordinary mosquito or chicken nes'
ting is useful in forming a ground fol-
portable sets and may be merely laid
Hat on the ground for ten or fifteen
feet.
Insulated wire will serve equally as
well as large wire for an aerial and
will have no affect upon the strength
of the received signals.
The telephone diaphragm OF the
telephone receivers should not rest
upon the magnets l. it does, that is
probably the reason why the signals
nave fallen off in intensity after drop
ping the receiver on the floor.
The quality of music received when
employing regenerative receiving
system with two stages of audio ire
quency amplification is often improved
by sacrificing little on quantity and
reducing the amount of regeneration
Best results are secured by using
vacuum tubes with transformers de-
signed to fit the characteristics OF the
tubes. The tubes now in common use
vary widely in characteristics and OBJ
viously can not be interchanges IN re-
ceiving circuits without causing a
change in the results obtained. A sup
posedly poor tube may be good but
may not be used with the proper re-
lated apparatus.
Most loud speaking devices are cur
rent operated affairs and as such re-
quires a certain minimum current IN
order to secure proper results. Us
ually some form of step-down trans
former is employed which reduces the
voltage delivered by the amplifier
tubes but increases the current
A white coating on the plates of
your storage battery seen through the
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

Tho mission will make a closer
Investigation of the Tibetian people,
their customs, religion and language,
than has vet been possible. together
with study of rare books ana ana
manuscripts known to exist IN the
monastiv libraries. These are eX-
pected to prove of the greatest
value. not only to Buddhist scholar
shin and to the study of COMPARE
tive religion. but to fill many gaps
that at present exist in the worlds
knowledge of the early history of a
country which to the present day Is
yelled in mystery.
The Tibetans live in mountain
strongholds, $4,000 feet above the
level of the sea, which is 500 feet
higher than Mount Whitney, the
highest peak in the United States
They have always proved inhosspita-
bic TO foreigners and to the intro
duction of modern ideas. Little Is
known of the origin of, the 0eople
Local tradition has it that the pro-
genitors of the race were a She-
devil of the Himalayas" and an ape
from the plains OF hlndusldil'
The last foreigner in Tibet was
an American medical missionary
DR.. A. l.. Shelton, of San Francis
co, who spent II years at Batane
near the hino-Tibetan border. II
it's form of government, Tibet i;
one of the few remaining theocra,
cies in the world. The people ieac
nomadic life. Monogamy, polyg
amy and polyrandry flourish. Under
the polyandrous system, the eldest
son of a family marries a woman
and she becomes the common wife
of himself and his brothers.
DR.. Shelton found that the Tibe
tan woman usually marries three Of
four brothers, and in one case tina
came under his observation, wo
man had six brothers for husbands
The oldest brother is considered thu
father and the other brothers thu
uncles of the family. Woman oc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
TRAIN SCHEDULE OF
WASHINGTON-i Ky. 90.
Effective Thursday Jure ID, 1922
DMiIy Except SundnSs
alexandria 10 unshimstoA

a. Moo. 5:4O, $3.50, 600, 6:I5. $50.
6:57, 6.43. ESQ, 6:5S, 1902, 1908, us,
1920, 1880, $40. i:5O. soc. s.lt, S:20,
$50, $3.50. 9:O5, 500, 9:55, $50. 1919.
1920, 1875, 1850. lI:os. 1l.-0, ll:5H.
1850.
!. M.-12:G5, 1920. 1885, 1850, 1:O5
1870, 1875, 1850, zoos, 2:2O, 2:S5, 2:5O,
1905, 1920, S:S5. $3.50, 4:O5, !:2O, 4:25,
4:35, 1852, 500. $40, j:23, 5:S5, 5:45,
sos, 6:3c $40, 800, i.20. 7:4O. 500,
$40, $40 900, $40, $40, 1000. 1870,
1910, lC:55, 1875, 1l:4c. l2:l5 a. NJ
Alexandria tO Mt. Vernon
A. Milo, SOS. $50. 1850, $50. 9:35
1905, 1875, 1905, 1875.
=. Al-l2:O5, 1886, 1.J5, 1895. 2:05,
2:55 1905, 3:35, 1905, 4:35, 5:4O, 6:S5,
1885, S:35, 9:35, 1885. 1902 \. NJ.
WASlnNGToN-I IRGINIA RY. co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

cupies a superior position. She is
master of the home and farm. Grass
worms, fungi, and the horns of
young deer, ground to powder, are
CONSIDERED by the Tibetans infalli-
Bile medicinal remedies for all ills,
and are even held in high favor as
table delicacies.
Thousands of years Of isolation
have paralyzed the progress Of the
people. There Il no public lnstruc-
ton. Pagan forms OF worship pre-
vail. Only the most elemental forms
of government exists. Offenders
against the law, which is derived
largely from the Kanjur, the Budd-
hist Boble, a work OF l0S volumes,
are punished by having their hands
and feet amputated. When Tibe-
tan dies his body is dismembered
and fed to vultures. The people are
extremely poor. They dress in sheep
skins and the usual rule is one, gar
ment to a person.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
WILL EXPLORE
LAND OF TIBET
Great Britain Intends To Make
Thorough Study Of Little
Known Country

London, Aug. 9.-Great Britain
intends to make thorough study
of the little known land of Tibet,
where devil-worship and belief in
ghosts still exist. A mission COM
posed of some of England's ablest
explorers, scientists, missionaries
and ethnologists soon will leave
London for the city of Lhasa, which
is buried behind the worlds great
est rampant of mountins, the Hima-
layas, between India adm China.
The mission will proceed under
the auspices of the international
Buddhist Union, representing all
schools of Buddhism, including the
Buddhist Society of the United
States -. -.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
RichT. Fred. & rot. Il. X.
,..a North

New York-Jacksonyille
S:32an "a. {. Id ll.SO I'm.
Neutrality-suspicious.
7:5,a.m. (LocaD ll.47 am.
New York-Atlsnta-Jackse
9l2am Is. a. IL $3.50 pm.
Observation-Disclosures
kl0:20 a N. (Local) o'V4 em.
neutrality-suspicious.
l2:O2 noon (Exprcss) 2:l6 \. IN.
Observation-Disclosures
Z3:07 pm, (LOcaD 1904 am
New IOrk-Anguhta-Florid
1882 Pm. "a. c. - , 1905 noon
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
5:27u.m LocaD 1852 p. n.
Observation-Disclosures - Birminghnm
S:U2p.m IS. A. L. 1O:lb am.
New SOrk-FB ida
9:57p.m. "a c. L. s:15 a m.
sew YOrk-Tnmpa ~. Petersburg
1902 M IS. n. L. S:2S g. I'M.
Richmond Washington
- (EXpTe2sl 6:Ol Pm.
Ck)-Sundays Oily
% Week days only. 20
81 Week days On Sundays stt7p-na-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

vent caps indicates that the battery
is sulphated, a condition brought
abort by dischargiag too far or al
lowing the battery to stand in dis
charged condition for long time. A
good chocolate color on the positive
plates indicates a healthy battery.
Never burn vacuum tube filament
brighter than necessary to secure good
signals. The rheostat is usually turned
until the signals are heard increasing
until a hiss is heard, then the rheo-
stat is turned back until the hiss is
Just inaudible.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

NOTICE. have moved
my laundry business to 126
South Royal street, right at
the Car Terminal. This is a
convenient location Cor our
customers. Come to see us
in our new quarters. Thank
you.
CHARLEY LEE
126 South Royal st.
l72-tfc
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
Southern Railway system

South Nol III
S:21am. Memphis Special 1913 am.
Washington HLrisonburg
3:S7 H. III. (LOcuD -10.5S y. III.
WashiDTton-Darville
7:37an. tLocal) 2:ls pm.
Washington Danville
S.S7 am. (Hxpress) -
NV York-New Orleans
9:l7 am tE-2ress) lO:b pm.
Washington- HarrisonburS
9:22 am. tLocal) 9.l5 pm
Washington-S trasburS
x2:O2 Am (LocaD &-:l4 i'm
5:4i pm. Birmingham Spec. l2:lSnoon
washing ton HarriSonburg
'4:l2 pm. (Local) 'll:V3 an
Washington Charlottesville -.
i:29 ILocaD 1888 a N
Washington Irrentcn
5:22 iLocaD j.55 am.
New Augusta A"Aville
7:I7p .m. (Expr, $50 7:l3 am.
Washington-A
1907 pm. (EXpress) S;2S elm.
IO:l1 I'm. Chattanooga Limited I.zoS. M
New York INV Orleans
11:12 pm. Limited 7:2z am.
Daily except Sundays.
" Saturdays only.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

Russian peasants frequently sleep
with their COWS.
The Tartars have an alphabet con-
tainlng POP letters.
Arabians salute each other by plac-
ing cheek against cheek.
In Japan keys turn III their locks
in the oppose direction from that Gus
tomary to US.
The Hindus regard cows as sacred
animals and their slaughter has been
prohibited in Calcutta
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

Gazette classified advertisements a.
s,'rd eacn insertion, 20 cents minl'n uiil
large. ia following size type La 2 g.
typt. cents per word, or 80 cfiit
rsitm charge. All classified au' q - y ~
mruts invariably cash in ao'ahOIS' o,..r
adVertisenIents Will be acceP'o~ w.
The Gazette has discontinued LIS
charge accounts In this dep&I 'lii .', ~ all
ing 10 the expense, when Is ~
proportion 10 the amount 4n'04'NN
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09
LOST AND FOUND

! ,0sT-S1TURpAY THE 5TH. GOLD
breastpin. Reward. III > So :,
ton SLFeet.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-09

There is always a good
price for used cars. Phone
7 The Gazette, for expert
information how to sell one.
The Washington times., 1922-09-23
MUCH ACTIVITY
NOW SHOWN At
HEIGHTS
Eleven Acres More Added to
Tract and Many Homes
Being Built.

Kay-Alger Co.. Inc, owners of
part OF Ashton Heights and exclu-
sive agents for the Ashton Heights
property belonging to Ashton c.
Jones. announce the addition of
eleven acres to Ashton Heights.
This newtract of land, lying be-
tween Ashton Heights and Claren.
don, was recently purchased by Mr..
Jones and turned over to his
agents. Kay-Alger Co. Inc. It has
the same improvements, sewers,
gas. electricity, etc, that are TO be
had in the original Ashton Heights.
]. w. England Is building two
houses on Marion avenue: one a
seven-room frame with hot-water
heat. tile bath and hardwood floors,
the other a more pretentious home
OF hollow tile, modern in every
detail
w. B. Pike has begun the erec.
ton of a five-room house on Claren-
don avenue.
Two imposing sites on the wood.
eo slope OF Clarendon avenue hav e
been purchased by Mrs. z. o.
stoner. who win build handsome
houses In keeping with the en-.
vironment.
Miss Elsie Hammond is building
a nome on Clarendon avenue near
the entrance columns.
Violet c. and>>Phelam J. Jordan
VIII build their home on Brookvale
avenue. where they will have a mag.
nlticent view of the surrounding
country.
William Hanlon has commenced
the construction Of a five.room house
in Fairfax place, adjoining the sam.
pie house.
F. w. Heron has completed the ex-
The Washington times., 1922-09-23
SAW ONE WILL FOUGHT;
HIS OWN NOW IN COURT

ATLANTIC CITY, Sept. 23.-Tes.
timony in the will case of the late
II. Rynear Williams developed that
the hotel man anticipated trouble
in his last testament and that he
attended daily the hearings in tho
Griswold will contest here last fall
in the hope of avoiding legal pitfalls.
only to have his own will contested
in the same court less than one year
later.
These disclosures came in the tes,
timony given by former Judge Cliff.
ton c. Shinn at the hearing in the
action brought by Mrs. Willard
Moore Mason, a daughter of VII
liams, to upset the latter's will,
which bequeaths the bulk Of the
estate to Mrs. II. Elizabeth Well,
bousekeeper. and disinherits the
daughter.
The Washington times., 1922-09-23
Telepathic Love In
Kansas Brings
Wife Decree

CHICAGO. Sept. 23.-"Tele-
pathic love" that was strong
enough to send it's vibrations be-
tween Chicago and q small town
in Kansas, figured yesterday in
the divorce hearing against
George J. Lawrence, who was
sued by Mrs. Edna M. Lawrence.
According TO the evidence, q
female person, identified only as
MARIA" resides in the Kansas
town, the identity Of whom was
not made known in court. That
Mr.. Lawrence was pretty strong
in the radio love business was
shown in a letter from maria"
which was read in court, 1t
said, in part:
"Honey-while I was dressing
this morning our wonderful thrill
came about 7 o'clock, and,
sweetie, it lasted about an hour.
Oh, honey, l just know you were
getting my vibration"
Judge Pam granted Mrs. Law
renee a decree, and $75, a month
alimony.
The Washington times., 1922-09-23
]. e. FOX JOINS ALLAN.
e. WALKER COMPANY

J. =. FOX. who has been In the
contracting and building field in
Washington for q long period Of
years. has Joined the Allan u. Walk.
CT Organization a. general superin.
tendent OF construction. Mr.. Fox
win have In charge all Of the con.
struction work Of the company Of
every character.
He has had charge Of the con.
struction Of many large projects in
Washington. and It is expected that
he win prove a valuable addition to
the extensive building department of
the walker organisation.
The Washington times., 1922-09-23
COUNT AND HIS BRIDE
At WORK ON FARM

REGINA, -Sask.. Sept. 2s.-Re'
Gently the provincial bureau OF labor
supplied a Danish man and his wife
with work on farm in this district,
The man declared he was inexperi'
enced, but willing to learn, while the
woman said she could cook with the
best chef In Canada. .
The identity Of the couple has Just
been disclosed. They are Count Eric
EeS sersesnSgen S1S.,, Snd Els ,s bride. from from
Canada as n laborer and his wife
would be a novel experience.