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too, America is in danger, he says.
For many years fewer and fewer men
have been going into teaching, and
the decay of teaching was what ush-
cred in the middle ages in the past,
Dr. Clark maintains.
"Roumania is the coming state in
eastern Europe" said Dr. Clark, who
spent several months travelling all
over Roumania, later writing his
Greater ROumania." ROumania is now
"a state larger than Italy and ne e
populous than Spain. She is the coun-
try of the future in this part of the
world"
DR.. Clark was for IS years on the
Yale faculty, and from 1916 to 1919
was directQ of the school of classical
studies of the American Academy in
Rome, resigning to re-enter the lee
ture field and resume direction of the
Massawippi summer school, which he
established at North Hatley, Quebec
in 1908.
When America entered the war DR.
Clark, then in Rome, volunteered his
services to the Italian government to
bring to the American people a realiZa
ton of the mighty efforts put forth by
Italy, and in two countrywide tours
delivered about 100 lectures.
During his recent visit to Italy he
had interviews with Orlando and Nitti
Generals DiaZ. BadogliO, PiCcioni and
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lust Like a Man

"My husband suffered for several
years with stomach trouble. He often
had collie attacks that put him to bed.
But man can't stand the pains that
a woman can. He thought he was
going to die and the doctors didn't
seem to help him any. Like a drown
ing man grasping for a straw he tried
Mayr's Wonderful Remedy, which a
nurse told us about, and now he is
entirely well and eats anything" Il
is simple, harmless preparation that
removes the catarrhal mucus from the
intestinal tract and allays the inflam-
nation which causes practically all
stomach, liver and intestinal ailments,
including appendicitis. One dose will
convince or money refunded. Glen
Tbistlethwaite & Drug Stores), A G.
Luken Drug Co., and druggists every,
where. Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
TURN HAIR DARK
WITH SAGE TEA
If Mixed With Sulphur
Darkens So Naturally
Nobody Can Tell.

The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkering gray,
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers recipe. and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good,
even color, which is quite sensible,
as we are living in an age when a
youthful appearance is of the greatest
advantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
tho troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy fixing it at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" 1t is
very popular because nobody car dis
cover it has been applied. Simply
moisten your comb or a soft brush
with it and draw this through your
hair, taking one small strand at a
time; by morning the gray hair disap-
pears, but what delights the ladies
with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound, is that, besides beautifully
darkening the hair after a few appli
cations. it also produces that soft
lustre and appearance of abundance
which is so Observation-Disclosures
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
After Dinner Stories

Senator Harrison said in an after
dinner address in Atlanta:
THE race question goes to a great
many peoples heads. They can't dis
cuss it without getting as confused
as Lush.
Lush drove home one night in a
taXicab, and the driver assisted him
to the front door. Then, after a min
ute or two, the driver said:
open your front door with that. That's
openyour front door with that. That's
your cigar
" Dear me-hic-.so it is said Lush.
That means Tve-hic- smoked uD
my latch key"
Two beggar women met on the
street the other day. Fine coat
you've got there. Where did you land
lt?" said the first one.
"Old Mrs. Gobsa Golde gave it to
me- said the second beggar woman.
rs that so? I've begged at Mrs.
Gobsa Codes a hundred times and
she never gave me a cent. How did
you work herr"
We'll, you see.' said the first beg.
gar woman, stroking her new coat
complacently Il didn't tell her I was
begging for myself. l pretended !
was begging for the heather"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

lists do not approach them slowly. So long as
motorists try to beat trains to the crossing fright
full accidents will occur. No automobile driver is
warranted in taking the chance of death at 4
crossing. His own common sense ought to be his
constant guide as he approaches the right of way
of a railroad.
The requirements for safe driving few
and easily learned. The opportunities to speed
are nnumerabe If the motorist intends to for
get the advantages of safe driving in order to
speed at a terrific rate, no amount of advice and
no set of rules will check the list of casualties
that are bound to result
The prevention of most accidents is to be
found in the motorists themselves. They can
eliminate most accidents by safe driving. The
cause of most mishaps usually is traced to ex-
cessive speed, which causes collisions spills, and
accidents at crossings. If drivers had been pro-
ceeding with care and with their automobiles
under control, only few injuries would have
resulted from accidents that produced death or
sent men and women to the hospitals for treat
ment.
The constant endeavor of the automobile
clubs to impress the advantages of safety first
on their members will bring results, because
therein is to be found the element that will elm
Innate bruises and fatalities.
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noble bus, that makes my jealous
neighbors cuss. 1t is thing of speed
and charm, and what it cost would
buy farm. Its speed makes cops lie
down and die, and it can climb a
church on high. Its curves l started
to explain. but saw the artist had a
pain. You are not human, man."
said; you view this dream in gold
and red, with all it's wondrous works
within, and all you think about is tin!
Go paint your pictures, then, CAD
cooks, of pea-green COWS in purple
brooks, and | shall step upon the
gas, and men will marvel as l pass.
What pleases you gives me distress;
and so the world is a success.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Common Sense Required

With the increased use of the highways by
motorists during the summer months, the neces-
sity of drivers using the utmost care is stressed
by the constant menace of collisions and acct
dents at dangerous crossings. .- r.. e.
Automobile associations in all parts Of the
country are trying to minimize the dangers of
motor travelling during this season of the year,
but all their warnings and all regulatory enact
ments will do little if the motorists do not use
common sense. ....s.-.@.
Even the most careful driver is not safe if
other motorists persistently violate the ordinary
rules of conduct on the public highways. The CO.
operation of every driver is required before the
highways will be safe to all motorists.
Grade crossings, which have taken a heavy
toll in lives, will not lose their menace if motor
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
GETTING UP NIGHTS
This is One of Natures Danger Signals
f. f. Mullen Tells Experience.

Z. E. Mullen, No. Kenova, Ohio. SAYS:
For 10 years I have been troubled
with kidney and bladder. I had to get
up or-6 times each night. 1 had TAX
en- many, kinds of medicine, but Keller
Lithiated BuChu is the only kind that
gave me any relief. My bladder is nor
NAL and l have only used the remedy
for three weeks; If you want further
facts, write me"
Lithiated Buchu acts on the kidneys
and bladder like epson salts on the
bowels. 1t cleans them out. relieving
the bladder of many abnormal deposits.
These tablets cost &c apiece. The price
makes it possible TO place in the for
mula several drugs which are useful
for relief The formula is on the pack
age. 1t is not likely you have ever
taken anything similar. Try a few
tablets for backache, scalding, sCanty
or high-colored urine, and frequent de-
sire at night.
Be sure to get the Keller formula
Lithiated Buchu at all drug stores. or
write Keller Laboratory, Mechanics
burg, O.. or locally at A. G. Luken Drug
Co-Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
After Dinner Trick
No. 1se.-Dime. Quarter and Goblet.

A dime is dropped into a tapering
goblet and a quarter is dropped in above
it. The quarter naturally remains
short distance above the dime owing
to the tapering sides of the glass Gig
ure -. The problem is TO make the
dime pass above the quarter without
touching either of the coins or the COB
let.
TO do the trick, merely blow into the
goblet at one side. The quarter will
be tilted vertically. and the strength
of the air current will drive the dime
between the quarter and the glass with
such force that it will either jump out
of the goblet or fall back on the quarter,
which will resume its horizontal posi-
ton Figure p.
Copyright. 1922. By Public Ledger companp
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Ripping RHYMES
IN OUR BLINDNESS
BY Walt Mason

The artist took me to his lair and
showed me noble paintings there. ]
know thy're fine; the public prints
have roundly praised their gorgeous
tints, and famous critics have ad
mired-but, just the same, they make
ne tired. I love the artist; for his
sake some words of praise l tried tc
lake; he listened with a shrinking
car; he knew my bluff was not sin
cere. Alas" he sighed, you break
ny heart. You look upon work OF
art, the product of my anguished tot
all it suggests is linseed OIL"
took the artist to my shed to see my
new car. painted red. It is indeed 3
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Nature Loves Bright Colors

We see the truth of this statement in
the varicolored flowers. the vivid sun
sets. the birds of brilliant plumage.
But we never see it eXemplified more
.attractively than in the person of
splendidly healthy woman. How. does
nature paint this health? Why, in the
rosv checks. the transparent skin, the
smooth red lips of such a woman. And
she molds 1t In firm flesh and rounded
contours The ailing woman is defic-
fent IN natural coIoring, and she does
not even appear to advantage in clothes
that would set off her more attractive
sister Many women who long for
glowing health will find that they too
can have these charms if they VIII give
= trial TO that remedy which brings
etrenpth to frafl women-Lydia II.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compounded
Nertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
TODAY'S TALK
BY George Matthew Adams
SPIRIT

small colleges number Of
big numbers
atmosphere of the
you into it?
S you live
visit
spirit
Well difficult
something combined
think the
piness OF the whole.
attended college know what class college spirit
and how bound and sacrifice when called
in uphold this spirit
of the
your loyalty, know it
a parks we'll
every
and livable.
friendly association mind
stimulate and inspire usand
n ar desire of what e
valley and beside clear that
history uwhie live spirit and feeling the expression
all
Spirit S enertains
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Advise Sodium Fluoride
Dip For Poultry Flocks

LAFAYETTE, Ind, June 2-The
use of solium fluoride as a dip has
been recommended by the poultry de
paTtment of Purdue university as the
easiest way of getting rid of the body
lice in laying flocks. The sodium
fluoride should be used at about the
rate of two ounces to the gallon of
water. it was said. 1t requires about
five gallons of the solution to treat
100 hens. Luke-waTm water should
be used and the hens should be treat
ed on a warm, bright morning, it was
added
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

- II ~ ~ ~ - SN%A - - =
his auditors with
the statement that
Russia, A u s tri a
and Germany are
already in a new
middle ages, so far
as the m i d d l e
ella sses and the in
tellectuals are con
cerned.
He says America
is the only hope OF
the world at pres.
ent, as this mediev,
al condition seem 5
TO b e spreading
like a pestilenc6
H1-A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Memories of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Age Today

Charles R. Stoddard. of Somerset,
Pa, arrived in the city and started
work as city mail carrier, No. g. He
was formerly a clerk at the Sommer-
set office, but traded places with Joe
Trieber, of this city, who goes to
Somerset as mail clerk. Trieber left
several days before for his new
00sitior
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES
(By Associated Press)

CINCINNATI, Ohio, June Com
mencement exercises at ST Xavier's
college will be held June 10. Rev
James McCabe, president of the col.
lege, will confer degrees on 60 stu
dents, and % members of the teach
ing sisterhood. Baccalaureate ser
vices will be held June IL, when Rev
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Answers to Questions

any question by writing Inc PaIadluH
!nforma ton Bureau. Frederick J. Hask-
IN. director, Washington, D. G. This ,r Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
medical and financial matters. 1t does
not attempt TO settle domestic troubles.
nor TO undertake exhaustive research
plainly MY and }6fey G1e f6 name and
address and enclose two cents IN stamps
FOR return postage: AL replies are sent
direct TO the inquirer.
Q. What proportion of the mechan-
ical devices that are patented come
into successful use? H. G. B.
A. Only one or two per cent of the
articles patented are ever commercial
lied.
@. When were headstones first
furnished by the Government for sol
dier's graves? J. A. ].
A. Under Act of Congress, March
3. 1873. the Secretary of War was au-
thorized to furnish suitable head
stones for soldiers. sailors and ma
rines. buried In national cemeteries.
BY an Act of Congress passed in 1879,
the order was extended to those who
were buried in private village and city
cemeteries.
O. Does a stage of 22.3 inches in
a river mean that the water is that
far above sea level? ]. c. r.
A The Geological Sarvey says that
the stage of river means the number
of feet above zero gauge. The eleva-
ton of zero depends upon the eleva-
ton of the particular place under con
sideration.
O. Was Secretary of War Weeks
ever in the Navy? ]. s
A. Secretary Weeks was graduated
at the United States Naval Academy
in 1881, and for two years thereafter
served as a midshipman in the United
States Navy.
Q. Do they have compulsory edu-
cation in France? ". NJ. o.
A. Primary education is compulso-
~ for all children from to 10; those
who do not attend the Government
schools are obliged to prove that they
receive proper tuition either in private
school or at home.
@. Has England a constitution
which corresponds to ours? NJ. B.
A. The British Constitution is an
unwritten, indefinite body of legal
rules and principles which are partly
the result of judicial decisions and
partly Acts of Parliament. They are
not collected.
Q. Is it possible that turning 200
watt lamp on and off causes the meter
to register more? A. c. r.
\. The meter registers only when
electric lights or heaters are burning
Turning them on and off will not
cause the meter to jump.
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William J. Anthony will preach the
sermon.

Two girls in Germany recently took
part in f1fty-mile motorcycle race for
a husband, and discovered after it was
over that the bridegroom-to-be had
taken the opportunity of their absence
to fee from the country.
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solution and the feathers ruffled with
the fingers to let the solution pene-
trate, according to the instructions.
The beak should be held and the hens
head held under for about five sec
onds.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Who's Who IN the
Day S News

DR.. CHARLES UPSON CLARK
DR. Charles Upson Clark, writer and
ecturer, recently returned from an eX-
ended trip through Germany, Austria
and the other countries of central
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1t is not announced whether Laddie
Boy will run for another term as
caddie.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

More than 600 warships have tan
scrapped by the various nations since
III eclose of the World war.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

others, and was entertained by the
King, the Duke of Aosta and many
other notables, including the Prince
Of Wales and the new pope.
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ADD FLAPPER DICTIONARY

Arm-Chair-A love nest.
Cigar sigma good Indian who can't
dance.
nsured-Engaged
The Cats Cuffs-A doubtful story.
Lamp-post-A piece of jewelry that
stands out.
Greers-Money, kale. bank-roll.
Reel boy-One who takes his fapper
to the movies
Slimp-One who holds out on his
obliga ions.
Slummers-Girls who attend studio
parties.
A flop-A chair or seat of any kind.
The bees ankles-All right. very good.
BoZark-Girl without brains.
Charlie-YOung man who wears mus
taChe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

It seems a long time between presi-
dents with flowing whiskers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

Many a man makes a strong star!
from Friday over Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

have vainly sought to find the
dumb cluck who invented the eating
Of soup from the side of a spoon
\. Alexander Thomas.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02

The Lady Astor earthquake seems
70 haze subsidized as suddenly as il
came. Twas always thus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-02
Musings for the Evening

! have always been puzzled why the
end of a school year is called the
commencement.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-01-12
DRUG DREAMS CALLED MYTH.
Research Has Shown That Habitual
4. Users Of opiates Can Do No -,
81: * Lasting Good Work. - -

The gulf between the songs of pop
pies that breathe of sleep, the golden
and green dragons. and the ecstatic
dreams that mark the literature" of
drug addiction and the dismal side
Of the vice which the police behold,
is brought out In an article by DR..
Carlton Simon, who emphasizes in the
Scientific American the fact that
opium, hasheesh. cocaine. heroin,
morphine and the rest are far from
lyrical. =: z. (. d. ...-, ~.
"From the standpoint Of the po-
lice,v he writes, :.all, the romance of
the songs and short stories IS swept
away on the fumes Of a drug which
brings depression, poverty, despair,
and Death It has long been sus-
pected that the drug dream, as a
literary motif, was much overrated.
BY the time the addict is able to write
sof his yislons--if he has them after
q flebauch, he Is Ill and purpose1ess
and ready for another dose. For any.
body but a Dec Quincy a sniff is In
,spiration enough for drug poem or
tale. Go further, and the dreams van-
ish In a loathsome reality. v *::a 3
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HIS GOOD BUSINESS SENSE
Easy to See That This Restaurant
Proprietor Will Succeed In His
sS n. .%sl. - Line Of Trade. @@-s' .

First Guest-Hi, waiter, open that
window. please. + can't stand this
heat. r. 81 - .tg5'.4 FIX
4Waiter-D'rectly. sir. "opens the
window r. .-..% i .sz.s$z.ss@
Second Guest IA little later)-
Waiter, there's draught enough to
give one q death Of cold. Do shut the
window. j ~ ..&:s,.s. - -
. Waiter-Yes. sir. (shuts the win
dOw.) s,.s T. z
First Guest-Wafter, are you mad
Why have you closed the Window
Open. itaagain at once. * - 81. AL a.
! Waiter-Very good, sir. (Goes to
proprietary Sir, one Of the gentle
men wants the window open and the
other wants me to shut it. What am
II to d02 real. ..Sss ..s :,,
Prophet tor what the gentleman
says who hasn't dined yet.-Peterson's
Weekly 5:. ..:.s Z. z. i;
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-01-12
! You xead 4 Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
Il 10 that 20 many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to medicine;
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmers Swamp-Root, q
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re.
suits, 40 many Of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has 90 large =
sale" ....
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony Of Thousands who have
used the preparation, the success Of DIR.
Kilmer's Swamp-R Root is due to the fact,
80 many people claim, that it ful6lls al.
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive sample bottle OF
Swamp.Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. T.,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores. Advertisement
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-01-12
Altered His Mind.

II say" roared the irate citizen, as
he bounced into the Office Of the vii
slage weekly, where's the editor? p
want to see him personally r
squeried the Office boy. @ .;s s.3*:
''Of course ] do. answered the l.
q. I'm going to- thrash him within
an inch: OF his life. See 2" sss I
5# "Oh, all right, = answered the boy.
Just take seat, please. There are
three others ahead OF you. Il you
watch you'll see 'em chucked through
Z the window one by one. When the
third comes down, you can go up" 81
But the visitor decided to postpone
his "trip. .5s.. .s;.= &.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-01-12
Not From the Heart.

He had come home with breath
one Of those breaths that makes fel.
low about as popular with his wife
as fly in candy kitchen. The
Missus had company and tried to ease
him through the hall to the kitchen,
but he was feeling joyial and wished
to say cute things. SO he paid his
wife an unusually high-powered com.
pliment. t :. %ss.e. G, !.
b Huh" she blurted. "rhat didn't
come from the heart. That come from
d bottle r Indianap News. = E:
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He was Only sparrIna.

aJudge-A few minutes ago you
swore that you were only sparring
with the plaintiff and that was what
injured him. Now we huve proved
that you struck him over the head
with blunt instrument. Why did you
lie1 E= - - a.. ill.,. II,
Prisoner was telling the exact
truth, your honor; 1t was q piece Of
spar hit him with.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-01-12
Manner Of Administering.

77s-.E--@ mdHvleT3aUT1 1kQIsJt1tstIertIt0. ~
"a cowboy living near Big Stranger
was complaining TO- the new school
marin about his stiff legs.
II think, she said, "a course in del.
sarte would benefit you :
How do you take that" he asked.
EDO you take it with spooa or does
1t come In capsules ?" 81 f...-:z..z- ..-=..
.sIt's the kind OF thing" shl replied,
....that you shake while taking. Union
Pacific Bulletin. NJ "a u r.: - u. I. IA