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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03

Somebody osce sid that every
dog viii have his day" I would con-
slider that mine had come n. on
Christmas morning. I can realize
this wish. that my owner Will not
pluck my button eyes out; that my
ears viii not be- pulled; that my
sides viii bc squeezed so i can speak
now and then. and that will not
De thrown haphazard around the
floor Give me half a chance and
Iu show my puppy love.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03

As they lay me down on the store
shelf. my eyes fan closed and in
dol sunderland I dream that two
little arms pick me up and cuddle
me-thot soft dainty fingers run
through my hair-ihat wee little
lips kiss my cheeks-that big baby
blue eyes look at me lovlngly-that
at all times 1 am treated fine. And
now. all want for Christmas is TO
be taken to a home where mysdream
Will come true.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03
scattered about"

scattered about"
The secret of giving bargains IS
in buying your stock. We buy the
very best we can get, and have
many regular customers who come
here because they realize that what
we sell them is exactly as repre-
scented"
For many years Mrs. Fischer was
a buyer for large indianapolis de-
partment store.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03

All monkey business aside. I have
one very serious wish for Christmas
Day. First OF all, I want Is plenty
OF music. 1 simply love TO gra b
hold OF the leg OF a graphaphone
or a piano. It's 80 true TO life for
met would take me back to my
organ-grlnder days. And, last of
all, 1 want TO be given 10 a child
who Will not yank my tail out.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03
Large Cop, StOdtted BY
Little Man. SpdnkS Him

Officer Fireman Frazier arrest
EIDE James Anats, Italian, on
charge OF drunkenness and disord-
erly conduct. En- route TO jail the
little prisoner swatted Frazier, who
picked up Arnats and spanked him.
Arnats subsidized.
The largest animal known is the
sulphur bottom whale. measuring
SO feet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-03

In August OF 1927. French com
mercial alrplane lines carried 2.473
passengers
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
Breakfast Table Wit
I THANK you.

tho Wcemlck case. reported in 81
Missouri. Il IS doubtful whether quo
warranto will lie. although there is
obiter IN the"
"Sho's all black and blue and Il
hurts" said tho client.
"-ohItcr IN tho Epstein case, 20
continued the lawyer, which Ap-
pcnrs TO hold contra despite the
strong dissent by Rafferty, j. It's a
pretty question"
The trolley was on the wrong
side Of the road" said the client.
"The amendments OF 1887 limit
the application OF certiorarl TO
torts, quasi contracts and causes
eiusdem ronorIE. For example,
suppose A IS seized IN fee tail OF
a messuaEe with remainder over TO
b. & onters A's close under color
OF tue not amounting 60 quare
clausum fregt and asports BIS
heredi.aments, Quare, does cour-
tesy attach2"
MY wife was hit by a trolley"
began the client again.
You have an excellent case" aaid
the lawyer, I'VE shall start suit AT
once. My retainer is s35. Thank
you, Life.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
| THANK you.
"An the World Loves a Lover"
nHnm n Alleht Wnrk Ontl

(How IL Might Work OuD
The Motorcycle Cop -- On your
way. you two so as fast as you
Ike. didn't notice az first you
had your arm around her
The Man at the Box Office
What's that - two for Thureiay
mght2 on. you're bringing your
hest girl? Say YOU want something
good How about two In the first
row center? Wen make 'cm COM
plimentary Starlight, don't men
ton Il.
The Soda server -- what do you
say TO eating Lovers Delight to-
gether? It's the best combination
we mix up. III slip &c to- you free,
seeing you're holding hands under
the table.
The Florlst--Oh, ] guess rs for
your sweetheart! Wen, hcrc--scnd
her a dozen OF American beauties
on me. went sweethgarting myself
once. That's all right young man.
no charge. I'm glad 20 see you saw
ing what's In your heart, with flow
ers. Hal
The Clergyman - Well well, !
don't know when ! enjoyed marry
ing a couple so much before, Tut
tu1, No fee, slrl Spend that much
extra on the oneymoon.-Lite,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
La1qhs Make You Live L0nger--fzereS Page OF Lite
lust Folks
SAID FATHER TIME
Copyright. iS2s by Edgar a Guest.

Old Time comes sweeping down the way
And says: "Well, here's another day.
Another stretch of hours for you
To work and laugh and scamper through
And when the last Of them is gone,
VIII you be any farther on?
Tomorrow with the rising sun
I'll come to see what you have done.
Think you that shall find at dawn
That you have moved your patch OF lawn,
And fixed the gate which needs repair,
Or put away that rubbish there?
Tomorrow when | call again
And find you in the haunts of men,
will you have anything TO show
For all the hours which come and got
Or will you still be sitting down
with nothing done to your renown?
Tomorrow when pass your door,
viii all be as 1t was before,
with nothing changed and nothing new
TO mark the day you've sQuandered through
Shall go by and smile and say
It's just the same as yesterday?
Lets mark the spot you're standing near
Tomorrow shall ! find you here,
The goal you seek as far away
AS now il seems to be today?
Or when ! call will you be gone,
Fighting your battle farther on?'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
within the Law.

my wife was hit by trolley and
want TO sue the company" said
the client.
We'll" said the lawyer, adjusting
his gold-rimmed glasses, under the
rule of stare decisis as laid down in
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
O Tenlporni

Time, which sottens all our sor-
rowa, must also be credited with
producing the hard-boiled egg
Ldfo.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
Cnnned Good.

only n very low sort OF person
would be mean enough to refer to
lac evaporated milk OF human kind
ness.---Lita.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-21
Ye TOWNE GOSSIP

By K {. B.

Boaton,
Some n-A
Was in Just finished making into
The greatest screened bar none
tho publ
dollars In real money and want TO
million and hah There never has been
picu and will be again
such tournament
over held In America a ~
q private showing OF uNH Breo' p"'ufe'
kindest regards ana best wlS.'s'
THEODORE DIETRICH
Director OF
Cosmopolitan Productions
NV ma An ll.. the last
,u,osr INSTEAD or the first
IN AMERICA.
" ToR THE fitting ioust"
WE'RE ANY better. THAT knew about
THAN is THERE AMT more
on s,y cost CLOSED all
THAT YOU would have told me it's because
prcusr know fitting joust
yorpr A truthful man. YOU'RE asking
EXCEPT ABOUT ousts TO A private showing
AND THIS here thng MAYBE III
THIS rurrNc ,oust ANYWAY, pot:
THAT YOU tell about YOU'RE good press agent
, poNr understand YOUR letter printed
WHAT IT'S all about. EVERYTHING.
\ND ms THANH you
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25
FORD NOT TO
ALTER HIS OFFER
Committee Fails To Exact Pledge
Fertilizer Will Be Made Dur
ing 100 Years.

Washington, Feb. 15.-Eforts of
House Military Committeeman to ex-
act a pledge for the manufacture of
fertilizers during the l00-year life of
the proposed contract by Henry Ford
for purchase and lease of the Govern
ment's properties at Muscle Shoals,
Ala, failed today. w. i. Mayo, APP
pearing before the committee as the
personal representative of Mr.. Ford,
declared the Detroit manufacturer
was not willing to modify his offer in
any of its provisions unless it was to
clarity language only.
The committee also failed in at
tempts during examination of Major
j. II. Burns, chief of the ammunition
division of the army's ordnance de-
partment, to adjust differences of
opinion between ordnance officers and
those in the judge advocate generals
department with regard to the War
rior power plant. Major Burns in
sisted the Government was obligated
to sell that property to the Alabama
Power Company or remove It from
the grounds of the latter.
He declared it could not be sold TO
Mr.. Ford as part of the Muscle
Shoals project unless the Government
violated contract with the company.
Previously officers of the judge advo-
cate generals department had said
the contract was non-er 'ceable.
Statements by Ma Burns that
the Warrior plant was not essential
to the Ford plan were countered later
by Mr.. Mayo, who declared the power
development there was needed and
Mr.. Ford would demand clear title
to that unit as specified in his offer.
Mr.. Mayo told the committee Mr..
Ford intended to manufacture fertili-
GERS in their finished forms and would
not produce exclusively their nitrate
ingredients. He also declared that
not more than per cent profit would
be imposed, and that it was Mr..
Ford's intention to deliver the COM
pleted product direct to the farmer,
preventing their purchase by agen-
cies that might fix the price before
they reached the farmers hands.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25
MILITARY TRAINING
FOR OVER 225,OOO
Regulars, State Guardsmen And Re-
serves To Get Intensive Instruc-
ton. Funds Are Expected.

Washington, ID. c., Feb. 2i.-More
than a quarter of a million men are
expected by War Department officials
to be under canvas or in barracks
this summer for the intensive mill
tary training for the first time since
Congress welded the Regular Rrmy,
the National Guard and the organized
reserves into composite body con-
shutting the Army of the United
States. Plans for the instruction of
227 900 men, representing the three
components o. the united land forces,
were announced today by the depart
ment.
Ample funds for the program are
expected by officials of the Depart
ment to be made available by Con-
gress by that time, and while the
plans are made contingent upon the
amount of money appropriated,
officials feel confident the necessary
sum will be allowed for their full de-
velopment. In addition to the regu-
Jar average personnel required to
supervise the training work under
commanders of the nine corps areas,
there will be approximately 100000
members of the National Guard in the
field, about 10000 reserve officers and
specialists, 10000 student members of
the reserve officers training corps
and $1,000 civilians.
The plans provide for the training
of National Guardsmen preferably
in their own States or at the nearest
suitable Federal or State encamp-
ment. Wherever Federal conton-
ments are available they will be offer
ed to the States under revocable con-
tracts.
Most of the training of the organ
lied reserves and members of the
citizen military training camps will
be at Fort Ethan Allen, VT; Camp
Devens, Mass; Plattsburg Barracks
n. Y; Camp Dix, n. j., Camp
Meade, Nd; Camp Bragg, N. c.;
Camp Benning, Ga; Camp Mcclellan,
Ala; Camp Knox, KY; Camp Custer,
Mimi; Camp Funston, Kan; Camp
Travis, Tex; Fort Logan, Colo;
Camp Lewis. Wash; Preside of San
Francisco, and the Preside of None
Grey, Cal. Other camps and stations
of the Regular Army vii be utilized
to lesser extent.
The course for organized reserve
personnel will be limited according to
law to two weeks. Demonstrations
by small units of the regular army
will be staged at each training en-
campment to illustrate standards of
proficiency in drills and tactical
methods in force and maneuver pro-
blems.
The department announced that APP
plications for attendance at the citi-
zens' training camp will be accepted
after Aphil l, at the corps headquar-
tiers at Boston; Governors Island, n.
Y: Fort Howard. Md. Fort Nc
Pherson, Ga; Fort Benjamin Har-
rison, Ind; Fort Sheridan, ILL.,; Fort
Crook, Neb.; Fort Sam Houston, Tex.
and the Preside at San Francisco.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25
OUR COUNTY ROADS
DISCUSSED BY BOWMAN

do it. But George never showed up.
The sewer became entirely blocked.
The farmers flowed over the road and
finally cut away the earth covering
the sewer. The first heavy load that
passed crushed through and the
sewer was gone. II took dozen men
some two or three days, to dig it
out, replace il with wooden culvert
and fill in the dirt that had been
washed away. How much it cost the
county | never knew. Certainly
fifty dollars, more likely a hundred,
and all for the want of ten minutes
work done at the proper time. You
have seen similar things happen,
haven't you, possibly on larger
scale. II is the old story:
For the want of a nail, the shoe
was lost.
For the want of the shoe, the horse
was lost.
For the want of the horse, the rider
was lost.
For the want of the rider, the bat
tie was lost.
For the want of the battle, the
Kingdom was lost.
And all for the want of horse
shoe nail.
Once rounding up road will not
answer for the year. The ruts must
be ;ept filled or the rains follow
them instead of the side bitches,
softening the road, spreading it out
and it is as fiat as pancake by win
ter. The horses of the northern
states are spread apart so that they
walk in wheel track, thus helping to
keep the rut filled. The Maryland
mule will die in his tracks rather than
walk in the rut, and to encourage
him in his obstinacy, our drivers are
stringing them out to tandem, so that
it is a miracle if mules foot ever
touches a wheel track. The same rut
is followed week after week until it
is hub deep, when new one is started
on the other side of the road. Ere
quent smoothing with light grader
will correct many of these evils and
farm team in spare hour will
work wonders.
In closing will say, don't shoot
the County Commissioners. They do
the best they can. No doubt you
would do better, until you got into
their place when the same defects
would show and you would be as
thoroughly cussed out as your pred
ecessor, by those whose opinions
differed. And now | have cleared
the road and what have you to say,
for or against and in the meanwhile,
| will take to the cyclone cellar to
avoid the clubs that will be sure to
fly. Thanking you for the courtesy
of hearing and your valuable space,
! am,
Yours very sincerely,
w. +. BOWMAN.
Cedaredge Farm,
at Wesley Station.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25
SOUR STOMACH
INDIGESTION
Thedford's Black Draught Highly
Recommended by a Tennessee
Grocer for Troubles Re-
sulting from Torpid
Liver.

East Nashville. Tenn The effic
iency Of Thedford's Black. Draught. the
genuine, herb, liver medicine. 10
vouched for by Mr.. W. N. Parsons. q
grocer Of this city. st is without
doubt the best liver medicine. and
don't believe could get along without
It. take 1t for sour stomach. head
ache. bad liver. indigestion. and all
other troubles that are the result Of
q torpid liver.
81 have known and used II for years.
and can and do highly recommend II
to every one. won't so to bed with.
out II In the house. II viii do all Il
claims to do. can't say enough for
It."
Many other men and women through
out the country have found Black.
Draught Just as Mr. Parsons describes
valuable in regulating the liver to
It's normal functions. and In cleansing
the bowels OF impurities.
Thedford'a Black Draught liver medi-
cine Is the original and only genuine.
Accept no limitations OF substitutes.
Always ack for Thedford's. E@
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25
SHIP YOUR FISH TO
R.F.HaII & Co.
81 Fulton Market
NEW YORK CITY, n. Y.

Established 1888 have been con-
tinously in same business without
FIRE or FAILURE. Not connected
with any TRUST or COMBINA-
TION. If it swims we handle it.
Daily returns. Cards and Stencils
furnished on application. Telephone
905 Beekman.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-02-25

Advertise in The Messenger
Let your light shine---especlally when
the trade clouds are low. Help to
roll the clouds back. !.
Advertise NOW! Advertise RIGHT !!
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1922-06-10
The Silk Worm Industry.

Mrs. Oliver Blanchard Of New Or
leans, an authority on the silk in
dustry in this country and abroad,
says that indications are that SILK
Worm raising and the production OF
silk will soon become an established
industry in the United States. Ac-
cording to recent information, Calf
ornia is making practical demonstra-
ton of the possibilities for the re-
vival of this important industry and
is preparing to place it on a COM
mercial basis. The Seritere Com
pany at Oroville claim to have test
ed not only the quality Of silk but
also the cost of production which
will allow to compete with european
prices. At. various times in the past,
Louisiana has produced an excellent
quality of cocoons. The mulberry
tree, which furnishes the natural
food for silk-worms thrives all over
the state and produces an abundance
of large nourishing leaves. A num-
ber of people have gone in Tor SILK
worm raising with very satisfactory
results, though their efforts, so far
are very limited. With little State
and Federal encouragement this IN
dustry could soon be made to sup
ply the American market with the
raw material which we now import
from foreign countries at the rate
of $4,000, 100000 annually.-Houma
Times
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1922-06-10
"The Lotus Eater"

The most distinctive event in mo-
ton pictures-the dramatic event OF
the season-will be the Offering at
the Grand Theatre next Tuesday.
John Barrymore, Americas great
est actor, supported by Anna @. Mill
son, Colleen Moore, Wesley Barry
(Freckles) and others. Barrymore
plays dual role, that of Father and
Son. The father, who has been sail
ing the seven seas for many years
in search of health, leaving his wife
alone in their villa on the Mediter-
ranean. Returning suddenly, he
finds her in compromising situation.
Broken-hearted he takes their boy,
whom he had not seen before, and
puts out to sea. Aging quickly be-
cause of his marital tragedy, he
makes the boy promise to remain on
the yacht and mott see any girl or
woman until he. is twenty-five years
of age.5 The boy promises and
keeps his word.
On his tWenty-fifth birthday he
lands in New York and, being un-
sophisticated, is quickly enmeshed in
the net of a vampire. Disillusion-
ment comes quickly, and he starts on
a trans-Pacfic airship trip. The blimp
IS wrecked, and he is thrown upon
an island. There also he meets a
girl-the girl. But he has wife in
New York City, and duty compels
him to return there.
This is just the start of the re-
markable story, and the result is the
first photodrama to attain perfection
in every phase. =
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1922-06-10
JACK sHEEHAN RECEIVERS RUM
Liquor Worth 500 900 Taken in Dry
Raid Restored By Court. -

Mark Boasburg, better known as
Jack Sheehan," regained possession
of assorted liquors valued at $780,
900 which was taken by prohibition
officers in a raid made January 3,
last. The goods were restored to him
on an order signed by Judge Rufus
E. Foster Of the United States dis
trict court, at New Orleans.
Attorneys for sheehan ,and the
government have been engaged in
active warfare eyer since the raid.
The two indictments returned against
Sheehan by the federal grand jury
were held to be faulty by the court
and were set aside.
In obtaining the first search war
rant, August j. Rouch, prohibition
officer, swore to the following ::s.s
Thai on t:ass sasssHa December
20, 1921, there was unloaded from
two boats in Mississippi river near
the road house of Jack Sheehan a
large quantity of whiskey and wine:
This wine and liquor was transported
to the residence and road house
known as the Suburban Gardens, and
there are now stored in this resi-
dence, road house and out building,
500 eases of whiskey and 500 cases
Of wine. These buildings are located
near the junction of river road and
Shrewsbury road, and focatel IN
jefferson parish, La"
Following is Judge Fosters COM
mert on that angle of the case:
"In executing the search warrant
Rouch took with him a number OF
other prohibition agents and by a
display of force intimidated the de-
fendant and entered and searched
his residence. A large quantity Of
liquor was found in the residence
and seized but not removed. Guards
were placed in and around the resi-
dence, however, and the seizure
maintained
''rhe next day, on a summary
hearing, the seizure was set aside
and the guards ordered withdrawn
from the residence. This was done
to the extent of taking the guards
out of the building but Gordon was
maintained on the outside"
The second search warrant charg-
cd violation of customs laws. The
decision declares it was issued on
evidence gained by the prohibition
agents while lilies ally invading the
home of Sheehan.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1922-06-10
PROHIBITION JUDGE. RECANTS.
Says Dry Law Vicious Debasing and
Creates Widespread Disrespect.

Judge Arthur G. Powell of At
lanta, president of the Georgia Bar
Association, in his annual address
before that organization at Tybee,
Ga, few days ago, vigorously at
tackled the prohibition law. He de-
clared that it was his "calm, dellber-
ate judgement that no enactment OF
such widespread, vicious and unlVer-
sally debasing effect on our law and
the enforcement of it, of such po-
tency in arousing disrespect for law
had ever been imposed upon our
people"
The. judge said he spoke freely
because his words were ''in the ma
ture of confession of one who has
repented." II was one of those, "
he said, "who helped to draw and
pass the prohibition law Of Georgia.
i thought it was right, cold facts
have convinced me to the contrary" "
Immediately following the pas
sage of the statewide prohibition law
in Georgia in 1907, long before the
war, the capital felony docket in the
supreme court increased in start
ling ratio, condition which the pas
sage of time never has relieved.
The wave of homicide that swept
over Georgia on the passage of its
statewide prohibition law found its
counterpart in the wave that swept
the nation on the passage of the
national act"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1922-06-10
Miss Caudin Wins Contest,

Miss Melba Gaudin, the charming
and attractive young daughter of
DR.. and Mrs. Louis A. Gaudin of
Convent, was adjudged the most pop
ular young lady of St. James parish
by winning the beautiful diamond
ring offered by Jefferson College in
it's recent popularity May fair con-
test, says the St. James Voice. There
were six young ladies in this con-
est, including Miss Gaudin, who won
the first prize by comfortable mar
gin. Miss Malarcher received second
honors and Miss Marguerite Bour-
geois came third. Miss Melba is
member of the Belmont School facul-
ty and is well known through this
parish as well as in New Orleans.
She is a graduate Of the Sacred
Heart Academy Of Convent, La, and
finished at that institution with high
literary honors. She is an accom-
plished musician and a leader among
the social set of Convent. She is
leaving next Tuesday for Cincinnati,
Ohio, where she will attend the grad
uation of her sister, Miss Stella, who
will receive her A. P. diploma. They
will return to Convent June 10:
The Voice joins the many friends
of Miss Melba in congratSlatine her
upon her social success and knows
til the ring she has just received
viii be a lasting testimonial of her
popularity.