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The Washington times., 1922-03-26
Wear Soft Blue
to SOothe Hubby,
Says Psychologist
PITTSBURGH, March o5.

PITTSBURGH, March o5.
0TF your husband leaves home
petulant you should be
careful how you dress to meet
him in tho evening. a soft
warm blue will go a long way
toward putting him in good
humor again"
Such is the philosophy OF
Leconne de Cambrey Hurtzman,
a psychologist. who declared
that "colors have powerful
effect on all temperaments. In
fact there Is q color. II II can
be found. that will smooth the
most violent Of tempers.
The Washington times., 1922-03-26

tackled the Mercantile Ca
reer at a very light Stipend.
His chief Ambition in Life was
to get SO far ahead Of the Game
that he could afford a nice Cuta-
way Suit. a swell Derby for
Sunday. and q 14karat, Kohl
Moor set in 4 massive Gold
Band.
He learned to mesmerize tho
Country Trade and talk 175
Words per Minute. so that in a
little while he had an Offer from
an Opposition Concern. Where
upon he said he hated to leave.
but-and the House stood for an
Increase.
He came into tho Cutaway and
the Ring, and then he found that
he needed q Spike-Tail and
Folding Hat and a Cape Coat.
His Glad Raiment carried him
right into Sussiety. He began
to meet Gazelles that suited him,
SO he figured on the Probable
Expense of Keeping House.
He thought that il he could
annex a good looking Tottie with
large, soulful Eyes, and take an
Apartment and keep a Hired
Girl, then he would be fixed for
sure.
So he went out for more Sal
ary and carried the Bank Book
next to his Heart. AT last the
Proud Day arrived when he had
his own Flat, with a rented Pi-
ano in the Front Room and
Tides on the Chairs. Before the
Lease expired Pet discovered that
tho Dining Room was too small
and began to dream Dreams OF
a House Of their Own in Which
they could Entertain. So he
tucked back his Cuffs and took
a fresh Grip on the World or
Trade, and boned like a Turk,
making Payments on the House.
He was beginning to look round.
shouldered, but he drank plenty
of Coffee and smoked fat Cigars
and buckled down.
lie had it all planned 10 take
a good Rest as soon as ho had
lifted the Mortgage. lie went 30
far as to send out for Time
Tables and look at the Pictures
Of People sitting around In
Steamer Chairs enjoying the Sea
Air.
TO REST AFTER A WHILE.
He would have taken a nice.
long Vacation, only he saw a
Chance to break into the Firm.
Accordingly, he went in Debt up
to his Eyes. lie would lie awake
at Night casting up his Liabili-
ties and computing Interest. He
talked TO himself on the Street,
and acted just the least bit
Dippy. But he was determined
TO swing the Deal, and then, as
soon as he was out of the Woods,
he could take a Trip and hang
around Picture Galleries and ride
in Gondolas and have the Time
OF his Life. with nothing TO
worry him.
For Years he had said that Il
was a Crime for any one Man TO
pile up more than $50 900. As soon
as he went above that Figure It
was a Case of sitting up Nights
to count it. AS soon as he had
that Five Hundred Thousand ral<ed
UP and tied In Bundles, then for a
Quiet Spot near a Body Of Water
and a Motor Skiff and the free,
open Life of the Golf Links.
To the 50-cent Tabled Hote
Fellow. 100000 Samoleons in one
Lump looks bigger than the Ger
man Indemnity, but the Man who
is being gnawed by the Mazuma
Bacillus thinks he Is Pauper
unless he can count up Seven
The Washington times., 1922-03-26
He Even Picked His Hens.

Figures. He is always sizing up
Morgan. He feels like a Piker
sitting in a stiff Poker Game with
one White Bean.
Just about the time the Business
Man counted up 100000 to the
Good he discovered that he needed
nine Servants around the House.
And the MIssus could float down
town on a sunny Afternoon and
make 81 900 look like a Pinch Of
Small Change.
HIS MARK AT ONE MILLION.
He set his Mark at One Million.
Then, when he had that, out to the
Sylvan Dell. He was going TO be a
Gentleman Farmer.
Every office Building on Earth
Is filled up with holloway
Prisoners who are planning to be
Gentleman Farmers. About Next
Year or Year after-away from
the Hurry Burly and nothing to
do except raise Chickens.
All OF them havo those Chicken
Dreams. This Business Man
whom we are describing even
went so far as to pick out the
kind of Chickens he was going
to raise-Plymouth Rocks. He
figured how many Eggs he could
get per Hen, and sometimes,
when the Pencil was working we'll,
he estimated that he could make
the Place self-supporting.
In the meantime he was hump
ing himself and eating Pepsin
Tablets and taking n little some
thing every Night to make MIN
Sleep.
The Business had developed so
that he had fourteen Push-But-
tons In front Of him, and kept
two Stenographers busy. and was
jumping from the Long Distance
Phone to the Private Office most
of the Time, and chewing up 30
cent Cigars, and In other Ways
giving a correct Imitation OF a
Man who has a large and am
bilious Family on Hand.
He began to look Wild out Of
the Eyes and had a severe Case
of the Jumps. but he had to
postpone that Rest for a little
While, because no one else under
stood all the Details OF the Bust
ness.
When the Doctor hiated about
Nervous Prostration he said tnat
he was trying to get the whole
Organization down to a System
in and run it. after which he Cx-
pected TO take a Place in the
Country and raise Chickens. lie
told the Chicken Story SO often
he began to believe it himself.
In order to systematiZe the
Large Business so that he could
turn it over to someone else and
then have his Vacation, he began
TO put in sixteen hours a Day,
and landed in the large Corner
Room. with Trained Nurse put
ting Ice on his Head and telling
him he would be all right In u
Day OF so.
lie had a Ticker put in at one
side Of the Bed and kept q
Stenographer on hand up to the
Afternoon that he departed this
Life.
1t is said that when he went to
his Reward he was met by a
Celestial Attendant, who proved
to be tho Recording Angel.
IF you're the Recording Angel,
get our your Book" said the
Business Man. II want you to
take a few Letters for me-"
MORAL: The Chicken Ranch Is
always In tho Future Tense.
The Washington times., 1922-03-26
EARTH PEAR-SHAPED
ONCE. is NEW THEORY

Moon, Formerly the "Stalk," Was Cast Off
From Region Now Occupied by the
Pacific Ocean, i'm Which Area Earth
quakes Aid Process of Leveling Crust,
Eminent British Astronomer and Famous
Geologist Agree.
The Washington times., 1922-03-26
THE GOOD OF BOXING.
Then 1Uhat is the good of

boring, anyho,C9
In a perfectly civilized commu-
nifty 1t would be no good. But we
are still SO uncivilized that young
men are very often intimidated by
the fear Of bodily violence from
which they do not know how to
protect themselves.
Now any man Of ordinary vigor
can acquire simple technique
of using his hands and moving on
his feet which makes 1t surpris-
ingly difficult to hit him or to
cover him with a pistol.
Watch two men who do not
know how to box fighting. and you
will be sickened at the spectacle
If they are strong and resolute.
In twenty seconds they both look
as IL a car had run over their
faces.
Corbett and Peter Jackson fought
eighty rounds without q decision.
They boxed themselves to a stand
still without disabling one another.
Carpenter ought to have been able
to go ten rounds with Dempsey.
If he could not, then, as you sug-
gest, boxing is no good. He ought
to try again and box this time,
instead OF pollywoggIng.
Tho good of boxing is that It
gives any ordinarily robust man
sufficient confidence In his powers
Of self-defense not to be compelled
to put up with violence either to
himself or others out of mere ig-
norance OF how to resist or how
to attack.
That IS the good Of boxing. and
any man who pretends that there
is any other good In 1t than springs
naturally out OF this Is paying out
the cant OF the prize-ring. which
differs from the cant OF Mr.. Stig-
gins only IN being profane in
stead Of sanctimonious.
The Washington times., 1922-03-26
Bv DIR. EAOLLA LANDER-
care You the Master of Your Brain?"
Asks Bernard HOLLander. the Scientist.)

eople Should Cultivate the Art of FrgeNunessThe Man Who
Cannot Forget What Ought to Be Forgotten is Not Likely ec
ber the Things HE QQght to Rememhern
The Washington times., 1922-03-26
MORAL: The Chicken Ranch Is
always In the Future Tense.

Copyright, 1922, The Bell Syndicate
Inc.)
The Washington times., 1922-03-26

ring Is a cleansing fire from which
pugilists come out as gold from
the furnace, and that the cham
pion's strength is as tho strength
OF ten because his heart Is pure.
but by resolutely refusing to stage
contests between men who cannot
give a convincing exhibition Of
skill and require the services Of
a referee in the ring to tear them
asunder after every lead off-that
is, when they are capable Of lead
ing off with anything but their
hands.
The Washington times., 1922-03-26

porary suspension Of our ordinary
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13
COMB SAGE TEA
into GRAY HAIR
Darkens Beautifully and Restores
Its Natural Color and
LuStre at Once.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol
added, will turn gray, streaked and
faded hair beautifully dark and lux
uriant. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sui
phur recipe at home, though, is
troublesome. An easier way is to get
the ready-to-use preparation improved
by the addition of other ingredients
large bottle, at little cost, at drug
stores, known as "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound" thus avoiding a
lot of muss.
While gray, faded hair is not sinful,
we all desire to retain our youthful
appearance and attractiveness. BY
darkening your hair with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound, no one
can tell, because 1t does 1t SO natural
ly, so evenly. You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with 1t and draw
this through your hair, taking one
small strand at a time; by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared. After
another application or two your hair
becomes beautifully dark, glossy, soft
and luxuriant and you appear years
younger. Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound is a delightful toilet requi-
site: 1t is not intended for the> cure
mitigation or prevention of disease.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13
'3WISE FOOLS
CHARMING PLAY
John w. Ransone Keeps Audi
ence In Uproar of Merriment
Whole Cast Splendid

Americas has learned 10 appre-
ciate and trust the name of John
Golden when associated with theatre
cal productions; it has come to realize
that Golden's name is guarantee
of a good play, clean In its morals,
absolutely free from salaciousness or
suggestion, we'll spiced with fun of
the wholesome sort, and containing
a story of interest. We had two such
Arrays last year-"Lightnin' and
turn to the Right" each decidedly
different from the other but fitting
the foregoing description. Last night
Mfr. Golden brought third play to
Americas in ''Tbree Wise Fools" and
1t fell not a whit short of expecta-
tions or promises.
The theme of the play may be
mentioned in barest outline. 1t con-
Germs three old bachelors living to-
gether. They had first met as young
men at the home of girl whom all
three desperately loved and who later
disappeared They settled down as
modern ''Athos, Porthos and Ara
mis- 'of the ''Three Musketeers. ;"
They fell into ruts or habits. After
years of thrill-less life, girl, who is
the daughter of their sweetheart
years ago, appears accompanying a
win from her dying mother bequeath-
3ng her TO them. The girl furnishes
the thrills that take them out of their
ruts. Into the story is worked a
rapid-fire chapter introducing an es-
capped convict in their home and a
series of hair-raising episodes, but all
ends happily and peacefully. A pref
~ little love story is woven through
the whole.
John W. Ransome, an old Broad.
way favorite, who years ago created
the role IF the Cincinnati brewer in
''The Prince of Pilsen," one of the
biggest musical comedy successes of
that musical show era, starred in the
role of Theodore Findley," one OF
the three wise old fools and uncle of
the young lover in the story, He
was perfect In the part and presented
a bit of stage art rarely shown here
and thoroughly appreciated. His act
ing kept the audience in an 'uproar;
in fact so complete was the spell
hp8cTeated that in one or two highly
daamatic situations, when it was time
for tears rather than expressions Of
msrriment, several persons continued
their loud outlaws apparently simp-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13
Society
CHRYSANTHEMUM CLUB TO
MEET SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

Mrs. Thos. Harold and Miss Maria
Harold will be joint hostesses Sat
urday afternoon to the members of
the Chrysanthemum club at the home
of Mrs. Harold on College street.
This being the initial meeting of
the new year, matters of Importance
will come up for settlement. Among
these is the membership status, which
it is necessary for the president to
know Immediately. At the last meet
ing of the club in December it was
definitely decided that the club hav
ing grown to a large proportion, 1T
would be necessary to limit the mem
bership at least for this year. The
motion was made and adopted that
all present members who wish to re-
tain their membership for the present
club year shall communicate with the
president, paying the membership fee
of 81 and asking that her name be
continued On the roster. Other aspi-
rants for membership are being re-
ceived daily, and it is the plan of the
president to permit new members
to take the place of any old ones
who wish to discontinue.
Plans will be discussed at the Sat
urday meeting for the spring pur-
chase of the plants, the preparation
of beds, etc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13

ly because Mr.. Ransome was in the
scene.
Burke Clarke and Harry Forsman
were as true to their parts as the
other members of the old bachelor
trio as Mr.. Ransome, but theirs were
not parts of similar type. Hazel Sex
ton, as the girl in the story, was not
only radiantly beautiful, but proved
herself an emotional acress of first
class ability. Robert L. Keith as
the young man who wins the girl at
the end, was a blithe and buoyant
character and proved talented
young actor. Other parts were of
minor Importance, but all as capably
filled. The stage settings were per-
lection, and the whole production was
all that could be desired, even on
Broadway.
The local, theatrical season will
close with another John Golden play
on January &c when Grace LaRue
and Hale Hamilton, two Broadway
stars, appear in Dear Me-" This
company left New York City
on January for tour of
the South and will be seen here with
fresh scenery and costumes and ev-
lerything at it's best. Dear Me" is
said by Golden staff members, to be
even better than "Three Wise Fools.
If it is as good it will deserve a house
in which there is not an empty seat
w. S. K.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13
Gf i q
OUTSIDE THE LAW" NEW PRIS,
ella DEAN FILM, SAID TO
HAVE COST QUARTER OF
A MILLION DOLLARS

Priscilla Deans first feature since
"The Virgin of Stamboul," is to be
shown at the Rylander theater Satur-
day. 1t is called "Outside the Law"
and is the work of Tod Browning,
who has directed Miss Dean in all her
big screen successes, and who wrote
her latest story as well as supervised
its production. From all advance re-
ports it is the browning achievement
of the popular Universal star and her
author director.
More than $250,000 was expended
in the production of Outside the
Law" and the cast is a roster of
Who's Who in cinema circles. Be-
sides Miss Dean there is Lon CLANCY
as Frisco gangster, Wheeler Oak
man plays dapper gentleman crook,
E. A. Warren, rare Chinese char
acterization, and Ralph Lewis as
master-gambler; while Melbourne
Mcdowell, Wilton Taylor and Stan
ley Goethals, clever child actor, are
other principals in the cast.
Lon CLANCY will be seen i'll two of
the strangest characterizations of his;
career in this photdrama. One of
the roles played by this king of all
character actors, is that of BLACK
Mike" Silva, evil genius of the I'M
derworld. The identify of the other
role is kept secret by Tod Brown
ing and Universal, as challenge to
screen goers, as Chaney's makeup
| in the part is unbelievable and i'm
penetrable even by his personal
Friends.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13

WANTED-Everybody to buy their
WOOD, cut any length, Pine, Oak,
Lightwood, delivered, from Americas
Ice Cream Co., phone 645.-2-26t
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WANTED-To rent pair of MULES
for one month. See Evan Mathis,
Americas Automobile Co.--12-tf,
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WANTED-Twof furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; close in; three
in family, two adults, one liz year
old girl. Address P. o. Box Sd, Les
lie, Ga.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-Corn, peas, velvet beans,
hay and peanuts. Frank j. Payne.
Aft
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Red Snapper today. Fresh and
fine. Brsgg's Market. Phone 1871.
13-lt
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Soc is a prescription for Colds, Fever
and LaGrippe. lis the most speedy
remedy we know. adv
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FOR SALE-Oak, Pine and Light
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. 2-26t
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
FOR SALE

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Call 90 between 7 a. m. and 3 p.
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lighter car, / Dodge touring car;
almost as good as new. Phone 143
Or S1--7-6t.
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machines to "PIANO," care Times
Recorder -
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-01-13

They have goods and prices of real values and
will stand any test. The PUBLIC appreciates
the fact that goods and prices advertised by
the Piggy Wiggly are not SATURDAY
Specials, but are for every day in the week
If you not already regular customer at
Piggy Wiggly and enjoying the easiest of all
plans of shopping begin today. Save from
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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1922-01-21
SORES ON YOUR HORSES, CATTI,n
OR HOGS7
SEND FOR SALLIND SALIvD AND
CUIbN THEM. Saline Manufacture.
Ing Co, 912 N. LIST St. Richmond.

VlRGINIA:-In the Law and Equity
Court Of the City OF Richmond. the
9th day of December 1921.
oii1ANl1|o GREGOltY, Plaintiff
against In Chancery
i1im ~, H. GhEGOltY, Defendant
The object of this suit is to obtain
a divorce from the bonds Of matri.
mony from the defendant by the plain
,lit On the grounds OF desertion and
adultery and If not q divorce from the
pond of matrimony, then to obtain a
divorce from bed and board and TO
merge and enlarge the same into d.
Vorce from The bond Of mntrimony as
provided by law.
And affidavit having been made ana
Tiled that the defendant is not re 81.
dent or the State Of Virginia., 1t Is Of
dered that she do appear here within
ten QO)"1ays after duo publication of
this order, and do what may be neces-
sary to protect her interest in this
suit.
A Copy,
Tcste; LUTHER LIBBY. Clerk,
]. THOMAS HEWIN, p. q.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1922-01-21
DOINGS OF THE Y. NJ. G. A.

The Y. M. G. A. Of Richmond has nj.
ways contended for the letter-C-in
the Y. M. G. A. Doing things like
Christ. Some Of us have lost time fool
ing with the world. aye are the light
OF the world and the salt OF the earth.
Last Wednesday our General Secre-
tary Scott G. Burrell was called in a
hurry to serve for DR.. W. T. Johnson
at Peaks, The School for Girls Regard
less Of the great SNOW storm our Secre
tary gladly went and was more than
paid for serving. The meeting was 8
good one and three of the girls accept
ed Christ.
Everybody went over the top last
Saturday at the Y M. C. A. in the class
for the explanation on the Sun lay
School Lessoa. Every time you looked
DR.. w. II. Stokes the teacher was IN
lead. This class Is proving 20 lie a
great blessing to @chmond and the
world.
$3.50 A. M. the workers were On the
spot for get ready hour Chairman
Thomas and Dunn were in charge Of
the day.
A great time with the women in the
penitentiary 10 A. M. and one was won
for Jesus Christ.
10 A. M. the committees held special
meeting in the jail and city homo.
Over 600 men were out to hear the
great message from the Lord, deliver
ed by DR.. A. D. Bodie Of New York.
Subject: Every Man in His Place. The
Doctor gave the men Of Richmond Just
what they need. -Four men gladly ac-
cepted Christ. The male chorus direct.
ed by Prof. Joseph Matthews sang with
the spirit Of the Lord. The collection
was excellent given freely.
$3.50 p. M. at the 9TH Street Baptist
church DR.. T. J. King pastor and of
GERS made every body welcome at
home. ... =: :. .,
The great evangelistic meetings con
tinued 3:5C r. NJ. at the Trinity Bapt.
list church. Rev. X. D. Turner pastor
Of the church will give the men spec
ial one. Subject Run Speak to That
Young Man, The male chorus Of the
church will sing directed by Prot.
James Scott. On time men.
Do not stop praying for the Y. ID. c,
A., -, So q, f..
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1922-01-21
DEMPSEY WITHOUT A RIVAL.

When Georges Carpenter OF Franco
heavyweight champion of Europe,
knocked out George Cook. tho Austral
ian title holder in four rounds in Lon.
don on Thursday night tho preeminent
position OF the United States in tho
world OF professional boxing once.
more was emphasized. Carpenters tri-
umph, coming in the wake OF Jack
Dempsey's victory over tho idol Of
Paris In Jersey City last July, places
the American in position similar to
that held by tho old schooner yacht
America when she won the information
al cup in England many years ago.
When Queen Victoria asked which
yacht was leading she was told " The
America, your Majesty" "And which
is second?' she continued. "There is
no second was the reply.
With Joe Beckett, heavyweight
champion OF England. beaten in one
round by Carpenter; with Cook, re-
garded overseas as the superior Of
Beckett, stopped by the Frenchman in
four rounds; with Harry Wills, the Ne
gro who has been clamoring for T.
chance at the title, held to a draw by
Bill Tate, a none too expert boxer Of
Wits own color, Dempsey stands ut
the pinnacle, all alone.
Never before in the history Of the
heavyweight class was there q cham
pion whose superiority was so clearly
defined as Is Dempsey's. The great
John l.. Sullivan had Mitchell and Cor
bctt to contend with. and never would
meet Peter Jackson, the Negro who by
many experts Is rated as the greatest
heavyweight that ever trod q ring. Cor
Dett had Fitzsfmmons. Ruby Rob met a
host Of challengers and finally sue
cumbed to Jeffries. The latter had to
light Sharkey, FitzsSmmons, Corbett
and Rubin and Mt last Johnson.
The big Negro was beset with chal
lenges by Langford and McVey and
the first named probably would hav.
beaten him, but he knew enough TO
keep way from his fellow men Of color.
Then came Willard, a champion who
did not want to fight and who, when
forced to don the gloves made q sorry
showing against Moran and was whipo
ed numerically by Dempsey.
Dempsey, the Thunderbolt, the Zig
err the Gathering Ram, wants to fight
Like Alexander Of old Ire seeks new
worlds to conquer. But there Is none.
AS he fingers Time lays his heavy
hand on the champion. and like many
another title holder Dempsey will find
that Time Is the king of them all.
(New York Herald.)