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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
That Artistic PUNK

The new silver dollar may be
Improvement from an artistic point
Of view. hut II Is just as hard 10
earn and Just as easy to spend as
the old one.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

We don't know II all n YOU have
Suggcstion that would improy" our
drug service To YOU, W. would ap.
prOrist" having you mention II 10 us
rurrin Say. So
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
'rwoULD SEEM SO

New York man wooed ana won
HIS bride by mall, which Is the most
expensive correspondence school
course known.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

i0l homes In klamath Falls use
electric ranges. u your home one Of
the iO\s Llnk River Electric Co.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
Seem So!

Tho last member Of the famous
Light brigade has died againi
Those hPys are certainly immortal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

~. 8. has half OF the worlds
gold.".-headline. II yon don't be-
iicve Il look at peoples teeth.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
Tho Inference

"The main difference 'twixt me
an my hoy Jim,'- explained vii.
liam 0riffith farmer. "is that when
! put In n day AT work don't
feel like rannin' round nights. and
when Jim puts In a night runnln'
round ne don't feel much IKE
workin' days
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

You can fool some OF the people
all of the time. and all of the people
some OF the time" We don't trv 'n
fool any Of the people any Of the
time. Currlns' For Utugs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

Good music makes for homo con-
tentmcnt. A Brunswick Ph0nograph
will furnish the wOrld's hest music.
| Currins' For Drugs. 2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
Pointeu

Audaclty is the stepfather Of sue
cess.
Men are different. Husbands are
alike.
Even a tall man may not be above
criticism.
II Is far easier to love somebody
than to respect them.
Men like 10 be laughed at for
.hclr wit, but not for their folly.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
A Helpful Hiatt

Hey you." called a dissruntled
customer in the rapid fire restaur-
ant. my cocoa's cold"
We'll whyn't ya put on your
hat'" briskIy returned Heioise the
waitress. ~ . fi't.! u ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

The California Oregon Power COM
pany make an attractive rate for
ranges. Link River Electric Co. 1872
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

Charles DeI.ap says ana TO think
that just about two years ago that
word cprsacription'' had 4 fine rep
uatlon! tt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

Fifty thousand dollars stolen In
Chicago found in Los Angeies"--
money goes further than II did
once.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
His Choice

Tommy was permitted to go In
and see his new twin brothers. AZ
ter looking at them moment he
said. Keep the red-headed one.
ma, cause he'll be the best fight
er."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

l.. =. Hansen says some men are
born rich. some acquire riches. and
some give mp and call II filthy
lucre.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

The old man found ne could not 20
up q flight OF stairs a. fast o. he
once could. gigsles Glenn Parker.
hut no could come down as fast
as he ever did.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
Modern Epitaphs

Mary snooks has gone from hence.
synthetic gin Is not good sense.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

In Delaware there Is a town that
bonsts Of female fire company.
Chances are that they use silk hose.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

There has been so much rain re-
Gently that We are inclined to be-
iieve the picnic season has opened.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

Tho vamp went up the winding
stairs. Fa{TFfAEFT'
The fhick behind hsf toilersi.
She stepped and stopped to tis her
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

We admire men for their periec-
tions. We love them for their fall
inss. for II makes them one OF our
selves.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

]. NJ. Evans says q mans home
used to he his castle. now It's his
wifes card club headquarters.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02
The Office Cat
By yUNIus

Seeing through an idea is good
seeing an idea through Is better.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

His chewing gum he swallered.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-02

=
The Office Cat
BY yUNlUo
Seeing through an idea Is good
seeing an idea through Is better
]. NJ. Evans says mans home
used to he his castle. now it's hi:
wife's card club headquarters.
Seem So:
Tho last member Of the famous
Light Brigade has died aEaini
Those hPys are certainly immortal
~. 8. has half OF the worlds
gold. headline. II yon don't be.
lieve Il look at peoples tceth.
HJg Nfh
"a. Tho Inference gqy ,s
"The main difference 'twixt me
an my hoy Jim. explained vii.
liam 0riffiih farmer. "is that when
I put in n day al work I don't
feel like rannin' round nights. and
when Jim puts In a night runnln'
round he don't feel much IKE
workin' days"
In Delaware there Is a town that
bonsts Of female fire company.
Chances are that they use silk hose
polnteyp
Audacity Is the stepfather Of sue
cess.
Men are different. Husbands are
alike.
Even a tall man may not be above
criticism.
II is far easier to love some body
than to respect them.
Men like 10 be laughed at for
.hclr wit, but not for their folly.
Charles Del.ap says ana TO think
that just about two years ago that
word cprsacrip,ion" had 4 fine rep.
uatlon! .,E.sf
a Helpful Hiatt
Hey you." called a dissruntled
customer in the rapid fire restaur-
ant. my cocoa's cold"
well whyn't ya put on your
hatf" briskIy returned Heioise the
waitress ~ 2 tiftsl %
The old man found ne could not 20
up q flight OF stairs a. fast o. he
once could. sigsles Glenn Parker.
Hut no could come down as fast
as he ever did.
We admire men for their perfec-
tIons. We love them for their fall
inEs. for II makes them one OF our
selves.
Modern Epitaphs
Mary Snooks has gone from hence.
Synthetic gin Is not good sense.
fr.f'
l.. =. Hansen says some men are
born rich. some acquire riches. and
some give up and call Il filthy
lucre.
a ssasss 9
The vamp went up the winding
Stair. FRfEFNEETi
The fhIck behind her toiisrsd.
She stepped and stopped to tie her
shoe
His chewing gum he swallered.
Fifty thousand dollars stolen In
Chicago found In Los Angeies"-
money goes further than II did
once.
His Choice
Tommy was permitted to 20 In
and see his new twin brothers. AZ
ter looking at them a moment he
said. Keep the red-headed one.
ma. cause he'll be the best fight
er."
Evening star., 1922-08-05
j. s. LABOR COURT
URGED BY SPENCER
Senate Bill Plans Three
Judges to Settle Indus
trial Rows.

Settlement of disputes between en-
ployers and employees through a new
federal court Of concilation is pro-
vided for In a bill introduced yester-
day by Senator Spencer of Missouri.
republican. The bill was referred to
the judiciary committee.
The proposed court would consist
OF three judges to be appointed by the
President and confirmed by the SEN
ate. 1t would take Jurisdiction in
disputes after efforts of employers
and employees to adjust differences
had failed, either on its own motion
or upon application of either side.
Orders or DEGREES of the court would
be subject to appeal to the federal
courts Of appeal and finally to the
Supreme Court.
The people Of the United States
under existing laws" said Senator
are able to determine judicially
every dispute affecting life. liberty
and property as between states and
individuals, but they are absolutely
powerlcss to settle labor disputes
that may and often do directly af-
feet the health and lives Of the people
and the industrial life of the nation.
This impotency is intolerable.
When Industrial disputes reach a
settle the difficulty has proved un-
availing and the extent and character
of the controversy is such as to en-
danger the general welfare of the
country there should be and there
must be some impartial government
agency to promptly and finally deter
mine such disputes"
Evening star., 1922-08-05
By the Associated Press.

By the Associated Press. ''- "'
CLEVELAND. Ohio, August 5.-The
following is the text of the telegram
Of the presidents of three of the Big
Four Brotherhoods. warning OF the
growing danger in train operation.
which they ask be presented to Presi-
dent Harding:
H. E. Wills. Arthur ]. Lowell, W. N:
Doak. Washington:
Complaints in increasing numbers
are pouring into our respective Offices
against demands that our men take
out locomotives and equipment which
are in dangerous and unsafe condi-
ton. in violation of safety statutes
land rules which have been enacted
for the protection Of the lives and
property Of the public. and of as
saults on and insults to our mem
bers by armed guards that are placed
on the various railroad properties.
Hazards Increase Daily.
up to this time. by constant urg
ing of a neutral attitude. fidelity to
their contracts and in the interest OF
public peace and safety. we have pre-
vailed on our members to continue at
their posts. Constant aggravation OF
the above conditions. and the refusal
of the railroad executives to accept
the proposals OF the President for a
compromise settlement of pending
questions are making the situation
infinitely more difficult to handle.
THE plain intention Of the railroad
executes to smash the shopcraft
unions is resulting III more and more
Evening star., 1922-08-05
Text of Rotherhood$ Message
Warning Of Gro,Uiing Rail Danger

of the locomotives and equipment
getting into disrepair and the dangers
Of most hazardous occupation are
being daily increased.
We fear that a continuation or
these conditions will inevitably result
in our members. as a matter or SELL
protection, being drawn into the con-
troversy and we greatly deplore such
contingency.
Public Behind President.
I'VE feel that the American public
Is fully in sympathy with the Presi-
dents efforts to settle this strike, and
in the light Of the above facts. and
in the interest of public welfare.
peace and safety. we suggest you call
upon the President and urge him to
again bring this matter to the atten-
tion of the railroad executives. with
the hope that he may yet succeed in
convincing them OF the necessity for
their prompt acceptance of the Presi-
dents proposal. which have been ac-
cepted by the shop crafts.
Continued refusal to accept the
Presidents proposals for a compro-
mise settlement of pending questions
will place upon the railroad executives
full responsibility for the increasing
seriousness Of the situation.
We suggest you file this message
with the President as basis for dis
cussion with him of the questions at
issue and to show you have full
authority of the undersigned chief ex-
ecutives to meet him. We are wiring
the President you will call upon him
with full authority to discuss this
subject. (Signed):
STONE. LEE and ROBINSON"
Evening star., 1922-08-05
AWAIT CRADLES REPLY.
Vice President of Trackmen Favors
Sympathetic Strike.

BY the Associated Press.
WILKES BARRE, Pa, August g.
Word was awaited today by WILLIAM
D. Roberts, vice president OF the
United Brotherhood of Maintenance oi
Way Employees, from President E. F.
CRADLE at Detroit, as to his proposal
that sympathetic strike be called to
support the striking shopmen
Mr.. Roberts announced last night
that he and E. L. Enke. a member OF
the union executive board. had wired
their recommendation to Mr.. Cradle
proposing such action.
The vice president said he believed
that all railroad organizations should
come to the aid of the shopmen. in
view Of the attitude adopted by man
ayers of certain eastern railroads u
These managers, he believed, had in
fiuenced managers in other regions
in declining to restore seniority rights
Of striking shopmen. and that it was
apparent their determination was to
break up the shopcrafts organiza-
tions."
Mr.. Roberts and Mr.. Enke hold
Jurisdiction on twenty-eight eastern
railroads. from the New York, On
tario and Western on the north to
the Baltimore and Ohio on the south.
AGREE WITH CLERKS.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
FEAR BIG -FOUR"
MAY JOIN STRIKE
Leaders of Three Declare
Growing Dissatisfaction
Hard to Handle.
By the Associated Press

| By the Associated Press
CLEVELAND. Ohio. August s.
Heads of the Brotherhood of Railroad
Trainmen. Brotherhood OF Locomo-
tive Engineers and the Brotherhood
were awaiting a reply to telegram
they sent to Washington last night
requesting President Harding to meet
with legislative representatives of
the brotherhoodS so that they can
resulting from the shopmen's strike.
In message to the representa-
tives authorizing them to discuss
with the President questions j; issue.
it is pointed out that discomfort is
rapidly growing among the member
1t is the belief OF the leaders that
unless the strike is settled, the
brotherhoodb will inevitably be drawn
into the controversy.
Situation Hard to Handle.
Constant aggravation Of condi-
tions and the refusal of the railroad
officials to accept President Hard
ing's proposals for a compromise
settlement of pending questions are
making the situation infinitely more
difficult to handle" the message states
When the shopmen's strike was
called the brotherhood chiefs issued
instructions to their members not to
do anything more than their contracts
with the railroad call for. The men
were authorized not to take out any
unsafe equipment unless they secured
waivers of responsibility from the
superintendents OF the terminal.
Receive Hundreds of Complaints.
Since then. the brotherhood chiefs
declare, they have received hundreds
of complaints from their members
that demands have been made upon
the men to take out locomotives and
equipment which are in a dangerous
and unsafe condition. The men also
claim that they have been subjected
to abuse and assaulted by armed
guards employed by the railroads.
THE situation has reached a point
where, unless something is done, it
will be hard. II not impossible, to
keep the brotherhoods from being in
volved." D. B. Robertson. president
Of the firemen and enginemen, de-
clared.
AWAIT CRADLES REPLY.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
Ten Scouts Pass
Cabin Boys Test
.hRiuer rip Here

When President Harding yester-
day afternoon shook hands with and
cordially greeted the ten members Of
Troop 8. Of the Boy Scouts Of Ports
routh. Va. he was in the presence
OF Youngsters just little above the
ordinary.
Headed by W. Holmes Davis. ;r..
scoutmaster Of troop. the boys made
the trip from Portsmouth to this
city In a thirty-three-foot motor
boat. the journey consuming three
Gays. Each Of the boys has qualified
as cabin boy and thereby wears
the emblem Of that distinction on
the sleeve Of his blouse The launch
was bought at low price from the
portsmouth navy yard some months
ago, but. preparatory to the long
cruise. the boys worked diligently in
practically rebuilding the craft.
Among the changes was the construc-
tion OF deck cabin. a galley and
other conveniences for living aboard
To make the cruise an instructive
one as well as pleasurable. each boy
was given his turn at the engine and
at the steering wheel and in the gal
ley and at other necessary duties
aboard ship. They arrived in Wash
ington last Monday and have been
losing not a moment in seeing every
thing Of interest and value in the
Capital city. During their stay here
they have lived aboard their boat.
which they have named Lets Co."
They headed for home at an early
hour today.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
LABOR BOARD WINS,
|. CLAIMS PRESIDENT
White House Says Replies of
Both Sides in Rail Strike
Hopeful.
EACH BOW TO US. AGENCY
Seniority Status Held Secondary
Matter in Proposals to End
Transportation Walkout.
EACH BOW TO US. AGENCY

President Harding. while greatly
disappointed at the refusal of the rail-
road executives to agree fully to the
proposal made by him to bring about
peace between the. railroads and the
striking shopmen, is greatly elated
that what the administration con-
siders the major part Of the proposal
was accepted by all.
This has been made known officially
at the White House. 1t being explained
that a great advantage was gained
when both the railroad executives and
the shopcraft union leaders formally
agreed to recognize the authority Of
the Railroad Labor Board as being
supreme In future controversies.
The fact that the executives rejected
to end the strike. strikers be taken
back by the carriers without impair
ment Of their seniority status. was
said to be secondary in the White House
view. since the success or non-success
Of governmental mediation efforts In
industrial strife could be considered
a small matter compared with main
tenance of the integrity Of legally es-
tab!ished agencies of the government
itself
This outline of the administration
attitude was made available yesterday
after the cabinet session. which was
occupied for more than two hours with
consideration of industrial difficulties
in coal mining and transportation. 1t
strengthened the belief that. for the
moment. no further government move
affecting the conduct of railroads was
to be expected.
A rumor that President Harding's
proposals on seniority as originally
presented to T. De Witt Cuyler. chair
man of the Railroad Executives Asso-
citation. differed in form from the draft
rejected by the meeting OF the asso-
citation met with denial at the White
House. Mr.. Cuyler had seen the pro-
posals in writing In advance Of the
session. it was said, and President
Harding's method of dealing with the
subject had been such as to permit no
misunderstanding.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
DROP COAL CONTRACTS.
Reports Indicate Cancellations of
Some Orders in Britain.

LONDON. August 5.-There have
been reports of the cancellation of
several American orders for British
coal, but these cannot be confirmed
except in the case Of few specula-
tive transactions at the Clyde ports.
where the demand has been much
smaller than in Wales and New
Castle, and whence only one or two
ships have sailed with coal for the
United States.
Exporters in Cardiff say they are
unaware Of any cancellation in South
Wales, where many orders are still
uncovered. owing to the. collieries
being fully booked until the middle
of September. Confidence Is ex-
pressed in Cardiff that cancellations
on a large scale are unlikely. as 1t
is believed America will need British
coal for, considerable time.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
GUARD POSTS DOUBLED
AFTER STAUNTON FIGHT
Quiet Prevails After Battle Be-
tween Troops and Snipers, But
Precautions Are Taken.
BY the Associated Press.


STAUNToN. Ind. August 5.-Al-
though there was a noticeable feeling
OF resentment among residents of the
coal mining district occupied by
Indiana National Guards. Friday night
passed quietly and no disorders had
been reported to military headquarters
here up to early today Troops, how
ever. continued to maintain heavy
guard over the twenty by forty mile
martial law area. as the situation was
considered by officials to be decidedly
tense.
All posts here were doubled last
night as the result Of the skirmish
between snipers and national guards
men early Friday morning. No one
was hurt in the firing. which lasted
more than two hours. as far as could
be learned at military headquarters
In the meantime work Of cleaning
up the mines. in preparation for the
actual digging of coal in the shafts
taken over by the state, are going for
ward. Officials say they expect to
have the mines in full operation by
the first of the week. AS none of the
striking miners in this district has
answered Gov. McCray's call for VOL
unteers to man the mines. it is ex-
pected that imported labor will be
used.
INDIANAPOLIS. August 5.-The Sd
BATTALION OF tne l3lSt infantry,
Indiana National Guard. which has
been in training at Camp Knox. KY.
consisting of approximately 300 off,
GERS and men. is on It's way to the
coal mine area near Staunton, follow
ing orders issued by Adjt. Gen. Harry
B. Smith.
Decision to send additional troops to
the coal fields under military protec-
tion was reached by Gen. Smith after
a conference with Maj. Gen. Robert H.
Tyndall. commanding officer of the
field. who said that more troops were
needed to adequately protect the new
area.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
INCREASE IN BAD-ORDER
LOCOMOTIVES DENIED
Railway Executives Declare Num-
Der Less Than Any Time From
February 1 to June /.

Stories to the effect that a thousand
locomotives are falling out Of use
every day are "ridiculous," the Asso-
citation Of Railway Executives de-
clared today in a statement in which
1t is asserted representatives Of the
striking railroad employees are at
tempting to arouse public concern
over the alleged enormous impair
ment in the condition of the motive
power and cars Of the railroads.
On July Is Of this year, the asso-
citation added, there were fewer loco
motives in bad order than on Febru-
ary l. March /, April l. May l, or
June I.
The executives organization de.
clared that the number of bad order
cars has been excessive ever since the
period of federal control and added
that the inability of the railroads to
earn even operating expenses during
part of 1921. coupled with the re-
sistance Of the men now on strike to
any reasonable reduction in wages
made the adequate maintenance OF
the cars of the country financially i'm
possible over a long period.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
CAR STRIKE IN CHICAGO
BELIEVED NEAR END
Companies Prepare to Resume
Service Monday While Employees
Vote on Agreement.

CHICAGO. August 5.-Preparations
70 take street cars out of the barns
and resume normal Schedules az 1
o'clock Monday morning were made
by surface and elevated line officials
today while their employees voted on
the terms of a settlement agreed to
between the union chiefs and the
company heads last night.
The employees by the settlement ac-
cept 10 cents an hour decrease in
pay, but gain many concessions in
working conditions. The surface line
pay will begin on a scale of 20 cents
an hour. with an eight-hour day.
time for reporting in and out and
lunch relief
While the balloting will not be
completed until 4 o'clock tomorrow
afternoon. leaders on both sides felt
that the referendum would result in
restored service
Evening star., 1922-08-05
THE WEATHER

District of Columbia, Maryland and
Virginia-Fair tonight and tomor-
row: moderate temperature; gentle
west and northwest winds.
West Virginia-Fair tonight and
tomorrow; no change in temperature.
Records for Twenty-Four Hours.
Thermometer-4 pm. 81: 8 pm.
"a; II midnight. 70; 4 am. Sc; 8
am, 70; noon, so.
Barometer-4 pm. 2s7S; s pm.
1882: IL midnight, 2s.ss: am, 1890:
s am. 29.97; noon. 1880
Highest temperature. SO, occurred
at 3 pm. yesterday. Lowest tempera-
ture, IS. occurred at 3:1o am. today.
Temperature same date last year
Highest. 81: lowest, 81.
Condition of the Water.
Temperature and condition of the
water at pm: Great Falls-Tem-
perature Is; condition, slightly
muddy.
Weather in Various Cities.
Evening star., 1922-08-05
LIGHTNING KILLS WOMAN,
Friend Two Feet Away Escapes
With Burn on Heel.

BELVIDERE. N. J.. August 5.-A
bolt il lightning struck down a
sturdy tree on the banks of the Del
aware river, then leaped a distance
Of ten feet to the porch Of the sum-
mer home of Mrs. Thomas A. Berk
ey Of Easton. Pa. and instantly
killed her. A friend to whom Mrs
Berkey was talking at the time
seated but two feet from her, had
her shoe and stocking ripped from
her foot and leg. but escaped with
burn on the heel.
The lightning bolt struck Mrs
Berkey in the head. She was twenty
nine years old