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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
SOUTH AMBOY

Mrs. Theodore Stolte, ST., and Mrs.
Philip Render we're business visitors
in Perth Amboy recently.
Miss Helen Shea, of Main street,
and Harry Dufort of Keyport, mo-
tored to Long Branch on Sunday
where they were entertained by a
number Of their friends.
Hugh Watson has been busily en-
gagged making preparations for a
connection to his home on
Stevens avenue.
Francis Connors, formerly of this
city. and now in the naval service
of Uncle Sam, visited over the week
end with relatives and old acquaint-
ances.
Last nights card party to be held
under the auspices of the Ladies
Auxiliary of the Brotherhood o.
Railroad Trainmen in Welshes Hall
on First street, proved to be a de-
lightful event.
Mrs. Ella Compton and Mrs. New
ell! James. are the delegates to the
convention of the Pythian Sisters De-
ing held at Trenton.
Charles Gallagher, is enjoying his
annual vacation from duties at the
office of e. I. Dupont, at Parlin.
The formal opening of the fall
social season at Parlin will be hello
tomorrow at the home of the Dupont
Club, which is located in what wa:
formerly the Y. M. c. A. building
at the Raritan River Railroad cross.
ing A card party will feature the
evenings entertainment. Prizes viii
be awarded at the close of the ave-
ming.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Gremle,
and family motored to the shore
over the weekend.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
AUGSBURG

An important event has been
scheduled by the newly organized
Young Peoples Societies Of the
Jamesburg Presbyterian church for
Saturday afternoon when members
of the Young Peoples Societies
from the churches at H1ghtstown
and the First and Second Presby-
terrain churches of C%ranbury. will
come to Jamesburg to take part in
the service, commencing at 2:30
p. m. Rev. Weaver X. Eubank,
pastor of the Jamesburg Presbyte-
rian church. will open the meeting
with a devotional service and will
offer words of greeting. Mrs. Ella
Silvers Suits, of Cranbury, presi-
dent of the Presbyterian Foreign
Missions, of Monmouth county, will
presentMrs. Graham, field secretary
from Philadelphia board, under
whose direction she is visiting all
Young Peoples Societies in this
Presbytyery in the interests of their
specified work. Representatives
from the visiting societies will also
take part in the program to be ar
ranged.
There will be an important meet
ing of Fidelity Lodge, Independent
Order Odd Fellows tonight. Re-
hearsals for the confering of the
initiatory degree on four candidates
will be held and an hour of radio
concert will be given
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred L. Dey and
son Russell of Jamesburg and Miss
Halle Rogers. of Old Bridge, visited
Mrs. Harry Bailey at st. Francis
hospital, Trenton, Sunday.
Cornelius V~anderhoef is having
his home newly painted.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carroll NJ, Dawson
returned on Tuesday from Wash
ington, d. c., where they visited
relatives. They made the trip in
their auto and did not experience
any trouble.
Chairman Frank IL. Pownall, of
the joint committee of citizens and
members of the Independent Order
of Sons of Italy, who are planning
a big time at Jamesburg on Column
bus Day, October IL, has called a
to be held at borough hall on
Thursday evening October s. when
final reports will be received from
the committees.
The official board of the Presby-
terrain church have installed an
church to enable the members who
have defective hearing to enjoy
the m as preached by their
pastor. the Rev. Weaver X. Eubank
Individual receivers are supplied to
any seal in the church on request
and the results are wonderful. II
satisfactory the board will purchase
the new apparatus. 1t will be or
trial four weeks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
NEW BRIDGE
At MATAWAN
viii be Erected by State High
way Commission, Borough
Council is Told

KEYPORT, Sept. 27.-Only a
small amount of business was trans
acted at the regular meeting of the
borough council held Monday night.
The important item of the evening
was 9 communication from State
Engineer Vogel, who stated that the
State Highway Commission would
shortly begin the building of a new
bridge over the oyster creek at West
Key port and asked for a map show
ing where the sewer and water lat
erals were, also the sewer n water
mains. Mayor S. T.. Mason stated
such a map was in his possession
and hat he would confer with the
engineer when he vas ready to be-
gin work.
A telegram was received from the
Frederick Frelinghuysen Smyrna re-
lief committee asking that a COM
mittee be appointed here to receive
funds. The board decided that it
would be a good thing to place the
matter in the hands of a Red Cross
member to have the funds paid to
one person.
The State Bureau of Markets stat
ed that there was an abundance of
produce this season and asked that
the board act to assist the local far
mers to sell their home grown vege-
tables by holding a special week for
the purpose of same.
Holmes Shuts asked again for
sewer connections for his new
house on Harrison street and he
was informed that the matter had
previously been placed in the hands
Of the sewer committee with power
to act.
Councilman Ogden drew the atten
ton of the board to the drinking
fountain donated to the borough by
the w. G. Il. u. a number of years
ago. Owing to the few horses now
used for business purposes this
fountain is rarely used and the
board decided that if it is not need
cd further to have the same remov-
I'd. The matter will be referred
10 Mrs. Vadin Curtis an active
member of the w. c. T. u. for
action.
Councilman Bailey reported that
a fire hydrant at the corner of
Broad and Third streets was in bad
condition and this ordered repaired
and Borough Engineer Bryan re-
ported that a hydrant at the corner
of Broadway and Maple place was
also in badcondition and this was
also ordered repaired.
The borough clerk was instructed
to write to the Board of Freehold
ers and inform them of the water
standing at he corner of Broadway
and Provost avenue, and also to
stoppage in the drain from Provost
avenue to he meadows.
The Monmouth Light Company
was asked to remove a light on
Therese avenue and place it at the
corner of Therese and Provost ave-
nues. With the payment of out
standing bills this concluded the
business of the evening.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
SnzER CLUB TO MEET

METUCHEN, Sept. 27.-The Sill
ger Democratic Club will hold a
meeting in Legion Hall tomorrow
night. All the county candidates IRE
expected to be in attendance at this
session, the opening of the Demo-
cratic campaign in the borough. La
dies are especially invited. Refresh
ments will be served after the speak
ing.
The following night the big Repub-
lican meeting will be held. At this
time Congressman Green of Iowa
will be the principal speaker and the
Republican county candidates vii
be in attendance. This meeting vii
be held in the high school.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
DEMOCRATS TO DANCE
At SO. AMBOY OCT. %

SOUTH AMBOY. Sept. 27:-On
October "a, the fourth Tuesday OF
next month, the South Amboy DEM
ocratic Club will hold the biggest
dance ever held in this city.
James Holton Is chairman of this
affair and is doing everything in his
power to make 1t "the biggest yet"
He has engaged. in addition to the
,ight-piece orchestra, the Jersey
'ity Police Quartet who made a big
nit when they were scheduled to
ing for the Democrats here last
ear. With the help Of the women
If the club the decorations are De-
ng prepared.
Invitations are being sent out TO
II the politicians of both the coun-
Y and state, and it Is expected that
Governor Edwards will be here and
speak. Mr.. Edwards promised the
local Democrats a visit last year
but due to some business he could
not appear. This year he has given
his solemn promise to be present in
South Amboy.
The dance will start at 8 O'Clock
and close with the wee hours In
the morning. Refreshments will be
served.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
SMALL VOTE IN MATAWAN

MATAWAN, Sept. 27.-The pri-
mary vote here yesterday was ex-
ceecingly light. There were 16l
votes cast in the Republican prim-
airy and sixty-nine in the Democratic
The small vote is believed to be due
to the fact that there were no local
contests in the borough candidates.
A list of the borough vote where
there we're contests follows: Repub-
lican: For United States senator,
George L. Record, SO: Joseph Free
linghuysen, 1870: for surrogate, How
ard w. Roberts, ia; William w.
Ramsay, 80.
The only contest in the Democra-
tic primary was that for freebooter.
Henry C. Dode. Z, and Charles NJ
Wyckoff, As.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
TRAINS ARE DELAYED

Several trains operating on the
New York & Long Branch Railroad
were held up at s o'clock this morn
ing, when trouble was experienced in
replacing the draw yer the Raritan
river after it had been opened for a
vessel. The delay caused several
of the early morning trains to run
from ten to fifteen minutes late, 1t ia
said.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-27
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that?" Vanity rang in Phinuit's
self-conscious chuckle. Who'd you
think laid you out that night?"
Monsieur is not telling me"
81 guess I owe you an apology"
Phinuit admitted. Hope I didn't jar
| you too much"
CHAPTER XIX
The Face In the Dark
In the early days of the voyage,
Lanyard felt confident of outwlt-
ting his companions, but was I'M
able to evolve a satisfactory plan to
secure the jewels.
Not that he made the mistake OF
despising these two social malcon-
tents, Phinuit and Jules, that rogue
adventurer Monk, that grasping
courtesan, Lame Delorme.
Lanyard accounted that quartet
uncommonly clever, resourceful. au-
6acious, INSCRIPTIONS, and poten-
TALLY ruthless. utterly callous to
conipunctions when their interests
were jeopardized.
But 1t was inconceivable that he
should fail to outwit and Illustrate
them, who had the love and faith
of Eve de Montalais to honor, cher
ish and requ1te.
Trying to put himself in Lanes
place, Lanyard believed that he
would never have neglected the OPP
portunity to steal away from Paris
while he slept and leave him 10
gnaw his nails in the modification
of defeat. Why she had not done SO
why she had permitted Monk and
Phinuit to play their comedy OF
offering him the jewels, passed un-
Outstanding.
But Lanyard felt assured Lame
would not keep him waiting long
for enlightenment as to her inten-
lions.
Lanyard spent his hours studying
the Sybarite and particularly the
chief engineer, Mr.. Mussey. a heavy
drinker, untidy about his person and
exacting about his engine-room, a
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
CUDoTvoR MORA zIvETI,

&c bi Sc vi narodili brez rok in
brez nog, ali bi bill hvalezni svo-
i'm starisem, ker so vas pustill III
yeti? To je problem, katerega mo-
ra reSiti zdravnik Julii Mandel '
Chicagi, Xxi ie prinesel drugace
zdravo in normalno deklico gospel
'LeBrasca. Gospa LeBrasca je
porodila deklico brez rok in nog IN
oee otroka ie zaprosil zdravnike,
da ma humanitarni nacin vtrgajc
nit zivlienja nesrecnemu otroku.
Ma posvetovanie so bill poklica-
nj razni drugi zdravniki, Xxi so IL
iavili, da nima.io pravice vzeti xiv
ljenja otroku, ceprav NINA rok in
nog.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
LAHKA VIVA IN PIVO.
Kongres Sc giblje.

Washington, d. G. = Novembr-
ske volitve so pokazale, kje stojl a
meriSko ljudstvo glede popolne
prohibicije in to je menda ojuna-
clio razne kongresnike, ola SO "a
cell javno govoriti in pretiti, da
prineso to vpraSanje zopet ma
dnevni red.
Demokrat Spencer IL Missouri
ie objavil, da bo teku desetih
dni predlozil zbornici predlogo, k
doloca ustanovo znanstvene ko-
misije, Xxi maj preisee in doloci do
sedaj zelo sporno vprasanje: "Ke
daj je piiaea opojljiva.' Ia kc-
misija raj doloci, ako je 2.75 od-
stotno pivo opojliivo in kolik cd
stotek alkohola v resnici produci-
ra opojliivo piia6o. Porocilo te
komisije ho tvorilo podlago "a po-
pravek Volsteadovega zakona. :
Republikanca Britten IL llllnol-
sa in Hill IL Marylanda sta pred
lozila predloge, V katerih sc dovo-
liuje pivo in vino, vendar ma pivo
in vino mai Sc nalozi talk davek'
da bo kril bonus voiakom. Tajnik
Mellon pa Sc ie izjavil, ola davek
ma vino in pivo ne bo zadostoval
in kril stroske bonusa.
Antiprohibisticna liga Sc Je "a
celia gibati bolj zivahno in agltlra
vsepovsod, da razne pol1tlcne
stranke spreimo V svoje programe
tudi mokraSke planko". Posebno
" Illinoisu, Ohio, Minnesoti, New
,Yorku, New Jersey in Marylandu
bodo zastavili vNe moci, da bodo
zvoljeni V drzavne postavodaJnlce
mokraSi.
Zanimivo ie to, da je zveza an
tiprohibicionistov Mjavila, ola Je
proti odprtju salunov starega ko-
va.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
WILLIAM BRoss LLOYD

imovit komunist, ie Sc vedno Ma
prostem. Trinajst njegovih tova-
risev, XII so bill skupno Z MIN OBJ
sojeni na vee-leten zapor, Sc je da-
nes predalo ,oblastim, da nastopijo
|svoie kazni.
Sesterica teh ie bila sinoci odpe-
Llama v Joliet, ostali pa bodo pre-
stall svoio kazen V okrajni jeei.
Bross Lloyda, sorodnika bogate
|McCormickove druzine, ki lasti
najveeu jutrajSni dnevnik V Chi
cagi in velike tvornice "a farmar.
ske stroie, iScejo deputiji ze mad
teden dnij, toda brez uspeha. -
Lloydovi odvetniki trdijo, da Sc
bo Lloyd predal oblastim elm, ure-
di svoje zadeve. Njegoyo premoze-
ME Sc ceni ma diva miljona dollar
jev.
Bross Lloyd in niegovi tovarisi
so bill obsoieni radi komunisticne-
ga gibanja in propaganda, ki SC
10 jvodili easu voine in dasi sc
imeli dobre zagovornike, ki so IL
rabbi VISA postavna sredstva, da o
.vrzejo kazen, XII 10 je nalozilo
zvezno sodisce, ie bill YES niihov
trud zastoni. Apelirali so tudi ma
governeria "a pomiloscenje, ali
vse to nj mic izdalo.
Nekateri misliio, da Sc ie Lloyd
umaknil in 10 pekuril "a Haywoo-
dom v Rusiio, vendar to nj verjet-
no, ker Bross Lloyd .ie moz trdega
znaeaia in prepricanja III ie bill Sc
vsikdar pripravlien neomajno sta
ii "a svoia nacela.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
Harding stavi danes predlog
"a trgovsko mornarico.
Pricakuje Sc velika vecina "a sprejetje Suhi''
parniki bodo placani "a odpravo place.

WASHINGTON 20 novembra 1922 = Ma danasnj skupni
sonata in he bo presednk Harding osebno savn predog
spreete podpor amersko trgovsko monar
Pakue njegov nasop okrepi doedanje
zagovorne prece pov skoro zagotovno vecno
Ko so Sc javi Bell his kome sonata in ise ola sporoce
kongres borue e ko ukreo potrebno da bo pred
sednik incl svoj govor oh II 30
Vena odbora trgovske monarice speea neka
viii popravov astopnk Gree Massachusetts e ko predsednk
odbora popravke prda pog ako da seda predoga
polnoma prpravjena, da da presojo zbornc
utr Sc zbee cell odbor formano obiav predogo cetr
TEX pride predoga prhodno sredo vr knno glaso
vanie njej.
nkov "a zgubo 10 mao vsed odprave oponh pc Spreme
gede prevazana pose Po bodo lad
ie direkno plaGane prevazanje poste.
Predoga tudi da adja Xxi odplue prekomosko
ovane Chicago Duutha ali katere koi uge zerske luke dob
podporo potovan tako kot lad XII odpueo IL ka
Ike morske luke
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
NOVA NEMSKA .VLADA.
Konec fasistovskih izgredov. :
Kriza vsled prehrane narasca.

Berlin, 20. novembra. = Viii
helm Cuno ie petnajsti nemski
kancelar v novi republih. On je
prvi nestrankar ma tenn mestu. Sc
stavil ie ze novi kabinet, vendar i
mena clanov Sc objavijo sele jutri,
Govori Sc, da bodo v noyi vladi
Andreas Hermes, DR.. Heinrich
Braun, DIR. O. Gessler in genera
Wilhelm Groener. Novo ministr-
stvo bo po veeini sestavljeno u
pripadnikov treh srednjih strank.
XII ga podpirajo, doeim tri ali Stir.
clani bodo nepoliticnega mislje-
MIA.
Munich, 20. novembra. - V
skrbeh vsled naglice, katero Sc
razsirja gibanje nacijonalnih Soc.
jalistov (pod tenn imenom MANFRED
nastopaio nemSki fasisti), je Via
da snoei prvic nastopila proti te-
mu gibanju.
Berlinska vlada je prepovedala
shode V Hamburger in Hannovru
ter preklicala dovoljenje "a pose
ben vlak, XII je bill dovolien Hit
leriu, voditelju nemskih fasistov
Hitler je nameraval peljati svoje
nrivrznnce Regensburg, kJer Je
bilo sklicano veliko zborovanie.
Hitler je pregledal sVoje cete
ma monakovskih ulicah med nepre-
stanem deziem ter Jim je V svoJem
govoru obliubil, da bodo prlhod
MO soboto gospodarji Regensbur-
ga.
Neverietno visoke Gene, ki one
mogocuieio veliki vecini lJudstva
da bi 81 kupili najpotrebneJso hra-
no, nedelavnost Wade in notranil
strankarski prepiri, to vse daJe ia
sistom cimdalie vecji upliv In moe
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
MALE NOVICE.

IL Washingtona porocajo, da SO
Sc jela zivila zopet draEiti. Samo
v mesecu oktobru so Sc jajca po-
drazila "a 81 odstotkov, surovo
maslo "a 9, sir "a 6, meso In mleko
"a 2. Edino cena premogu je pad
la nekoliko.
Polska republika je dekorirala
generala Pershinga redom "Vir-
tuti Militari' in "Polonai Restu-
tys".
Kongresnik Kahn IL California;,
XII sedi ze % let V nizji zbornici je
te dneve napal farmarski biloxi, ees
da je nepotreben in samo ovira de-
10 kongresu. AmeriSki farmar je
bill do sedai samo tnalo, ma kate
rem so sekali In Sc to malo zaslom-
bo, XII jo ina v kongresu, mu ho-
eejo odvzeti ii ''ljudski in delav-
ski prijatelii.
Secaucus, N. j. = Med Posai-
com in Hoboknom stopi ma poulie-
no zeleznico mex ravnokar IL sta
rega kraia dosi Olaf Jansen in re-
&c sprevodniku: Kar poberi Sc IL
kare, bonn re JAZZ skolektal vozni-
mol" Sprevodnik ie ustavil karo
in poklical policiio, kateri je O.
laf povedal, da je kupil doticno
karo cd ne7nanega gospoda "a
$4,000.
V Daytonu, O. Sc je obesil Rev.
Otto Heinzelman.
Jacksonville. Fla. - Sodnik
Peeler je obsodil ma enajstletno
jeco Louisa P. Cannon, XII je po-
vozil in ubil dveletno Hazel Au-
stin. &c bi vsi sodniki tako strogo
postopali vozniki avtomobilov,
bi bilo mani smrtnih slucajev in
takih nezgod.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
NEWBERRY REsIGNIRAL.

IL Washingtona porocajo, da jt
senator Truman H. Newberry IL
Michigana podal svojo odstavko
Coolidgu, podpredsedniku Zdr. dr.
zav, XII obenem predseduje senatu.
lid zadnjih kongresnih volitev
je najbrz pritisnil ma predsednika
Hardinga in ostale republikance,
da so navili ma Newberry-ja in gf
prisilili, da je resigniral.
Newberry-ieva afera je stala
narod milione dolarjev. V obeh
hisah szbornice so Sc vrsile dodge
debate, toda vecina ie bila ma re
publikanski stranki in ker je New
berry republikanec, Sc mu nj skri-
vii niti las ma glavi. Henry Ford
njegov tedanji protikandidat je
potroSil ogromne svote, da bi spra-
vii Newberry-ia IL sonata, toda nj
Slo.
Javno mnenie pa ie sedaj popa-
rilo gospode ma visku. Kandidati
stare garde, XII so senatu podpi
rail- Newberry-ia so zgubili pri "a
dniih volitvah in to ie menda spa
metovalo gospodo v Bell hisi.
Ia Newberryiev sedez senatr
lie mnogo aspirantov Naslednika
imenuie governor drzave Michi-
gan. Ce bo prisel sedaj Henry
Ford V postev, ie tezko povedati.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21

Rusiji. Vprasanie morskih ozin
mora biti v bodoce reseno tako,
da bodo Crno morie lahko svobod-
no vporabliale vse drzave, XII leze
ma njegovi obali. Kar Sc tice mo-
gocega sporazuma zzastopnili ka-
pitalisticne Europe, je Russia we'd
no pripravljena razgovarjati Sc
raje gospodo, kot pa lakaii,
raje Stinnesom kot pa s Scheide-
manom, raie Poincareiem kot 2
-Drustvom narodov..
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
K0nferenCa v Lausanne Sc
je zaCe|a.
Amerika je pricujoca kot opazovalec.
Ismet pasi groze z vislicami.

LAUSANNE, 20 novmbra 1922 Danes bila OtvOritvena
@ lauannske konfrence kate prededova prededk vica
ske epubke Haas Haas svom otvorvenm izraz
upanje da DO dala podlaga konnemu mru Sda
Lorda Curzona in met Xxi oba povdarjala da pca
kujeta, da bo prinesla ia konferenca mir
Dananja sea traaa pol deo zane see
iutri
Richard Washburn Child amerisk poslank Rimu Joseph
Grew amerS poanik Svico ba gavna zasopnka Zru
zenh dzav Sedea pr vrsti avdoa fancoskega
predsednka Poncarea ter sta b topic pozdena cd druh de-
egaci.
Posebno pozonost e zbuja Beno Mussoni novi minsrs
predsednk ae Sede e nedalec cd Venzeosa ker je
Jim delovaniem prubenostjo pr grSkega raa odstopu
smet paa glava tuske degacje Kakor atrue do
bill naog Angore da pod nobnm pogojem pod
vpraanu kapiulace Ba e cello zagrozo da bo obe
Sen, ako Sc uda zahtevam zaveznikov.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
MAcKA JE PozRLA sIvANKo
Gasilci klicani ne pomoc.

Maeka male Emme Rodda u
Zion City ie hotela pozreti Swan
ko, toda ia il ie obtieala V grlu
Razume Sc, da ie mucika zacela
strasno mi:iavkati, tako da je oee
orestrasene Emice poklical gasllct
ma pomoe. III so well maeko ma
bliznio policiisko straznico, kJer
so maeki odprli usta in j potegnl-
Ii Sivanko IL grla.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
BOLJSEvISKA MORNARICA.

Pc poslednjih poroeilih IL Reve-
liza so zaceli boljSeviki graditi V
Kronstatu II minonoscev, 4 kri-
zarke in 4 Transporting ladje. Yes
material prihaja IL Nemeije..
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
RoJAK UBIT Cd PoLIcAJA

V gostilni John Volka, 24o6
Blue Island Ave., Chicago, ie bH
preteeeni petek ustrelien cd ne
kega policaia Slovenec Tony An
ton. Napadel ie policaja,- h ga je
v silobranu ustrelil svojim re-
yoIveriem. Raini lie bill pred ne
i1ai lett norisnici.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
DEMIsIJA EsToNsKE vLADE.

L. Revelja poroeajo, da je od-
stopila vlada Petsa, XII je bila ma
krmilu cd zacetka obstanka Esto-
niie kot samostojna drzava. Vzrok
demisije Wade ie razpad koalicije
strank.
Glas svobode., 1922-11-21
1zJAvA TRocKEGA.

Trockii je iziavil tie dni dopis-
niku Manchester Guardiana da
je Lloyd George najbolj obsovra-
zena politicna oseba sovjetski
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
SAM SURELY MISJUDGED MULE
Ito Only Fault Was Absolute
Lack Of Fear.

Nose was trying to sell Sambo a
mule. The mule was lying on the floor
Of the barn. II doan' wan no daid
mule" said Sambo.
"He amt daid," said Nose; and
with his whip he forced the mule to
a standing posture. But Sambo re-
manned cold on the proposition.
"Ah see he amt daid," said Sambo.
but he KANT run. an All done wants
4 mule as runs"
Nose, thus challenged, With a vigor-
GUS kick so energized the mule that
away it went, running down the street,
with marvellous speed.
But Sans delight at the activity of
the mule was short-lived, for bang,
the mule ran head-on into tree.
"Fo' de lord" exclaimed Sam, "he
amt daid; he kin run, but he's blind.
All, dOan' wan no blind mule"
"What's dat you say?" cried Nose.
'You all calls mule like dat blind?
Why, lordy, lordy, boy, dat mule amt
blind. He jes doan' give a whoop!"
Judge.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
Saves Need Buying a New Skirt
= Putnam Fadeless Dyes-dyes or tnts as you wish
HAD TO MAKE FULL ROUND
Clergyman Who Wanted to Test Vlr.
tues Of the Treadmill Given Full
Opportunity:

A Britisher tells a story Of a mem.
Der of the clergy who took too large q
mouthful on one occasion.
He was visiting the county Jail and
expiated to a friend who was with
him on the virtues of the treadmill.
Warming up with his theme, he de-
clared that he often wished he had one
at home to give him the gentle exer-
else he required, and to remove his
friends skepticism, he asked the
warden to give him turn.
Round went the wheel, the clergyman
declaring that the movement was de-
lightful; but after two minutes he had
had enough and desired the officer to
stop the mill. TO his horror the off,
Ger answered.:
every sorry, sir, but I can't. It's
timed to go Is minutes and won't STOP"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
Profession Saves Life.

During the riots in Londonderry,
when the old Roman city was divided
into hostile camps Of belligerent
Protestants and Catholics, an associ-
ate Of mine, who went there to report
the developments for the Times, was
arrested, first by one camp and later
by another. Each time he was re-
leased, and he was finally given the
freedom of the city. When asked
how it happened, he replied that, be-
ing charged with espionage, he. was
closely questioned; but his fate was
decided by his answer to one leading
question, which both parties asked:
"Are you Catholic or Protestant"
His reply was simple and effective.
'Neither-journalist." Carl w. Ack-
erman in Atlantic Monthly.