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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-03-06

On account OF the sleet and ice.
Mail Carrier NJ. G.. Peterman did not
make the trip TO Hennepin Tuesday.
lie started out and got as far as the
river bridge. but after his team had
fallen three times, he decided to aban.
don the trip and return To town. irs
made the trip Wednesday on horse.
back. Carrier ]. G. Chapman on route
n. who goes in a Ford. made his
rounds both days.
!. II. A. Vaughn. W. w. Short and
"Abe" Mulkey were In Oklahoma city
the first of the week. where they
took a bunch of hogs to market which
they sold at satisfactory prices, tn,
price ranging from lO.i0 to 1000.
Mrs. w. q. Wilkerson Is down from
Pauls Valley, nursing her daughter
Mrs. James Reedy. who is III with
pneumonla. Mrs. Reedy Is reported
better today. Mr.. Rcedy is III with
an attack Of "flu." Their son. Car
roll. also has had the "flu.' but IL
able to be up now.
W. I. Meyer returned "Wednesday
from a visit OF several days to his
FATHER. Col. W. A. Meyer, at Tioga
srexas. Mr.. Meyer says they hav'
had considerable rain in that part o.
srexas, but no snow. and that h'
lli,ln't see any snow on his returf
irip until he got to Gainesville.
Hunters kill Eagle.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
Sfplbia /, o. Saa forSsae at binbre bette

ffplbis /, pe iaa forSese at binbre bette.
Saa Steber bpor Walaria forefommer,
ber MAJ pperbeoiie iig ON at NaInutris
ticn Tile er fpranriaget af bette, Do bette
ofte er Silf9lbe. 3esierinsens SeIies
raab enifer at man ifaI Irese Ierfe til
fslgenoe d~ngaaenbe Barns Soft:
Sprobarns Ssbe ifnIbe beitaa al
Welf, 90 ba Der enbnu life er ppfunbei
nosen fulbtommen gr'tatnins for Ios
bermelfen, bsr Iobcren ielp Die iii
Barn.
Naar Barnet er Ter Raaneoer aams
melt, er bet iitanS til at iorbsie @ros
butter Der inoeboIber StioeIle. Nar
tan berfor gipe Oct libt Slppe at 9nos
eIer Sapren,el eiter at 9ornene er ira
iilet, % iaa blanoe Set meb Ieli. Scar
bpr o9iad / benre Ilber aipe Barnet en-
Sbeifefilo Ipeliiniait to 8anee ON Sa:
gen.
Taar Barnet er iaa samnelt at &c,
begbnber at faa S9noer, fan MAJ aipt
bet ct Stpfte ai9is at tnsse paa, Iiee.
iom bet tan faa tnnb Sapreilppe mel
libt Srffer paa, en- Gang ON Saeen
BELT ON Worseneu.
ct Barn Is cher 16 Naaneber gam
melt Tan faa baste Yoteter, sgbIcmos
liant "aisbet" Of subt foste SuebIfer.
Eaar Oct er to % ct halpt e1er TT
gar sammeIt, fan man sipe oct ct Iibe
Stpffe ifrabet 9ieb euer ct sGe. Iai
ber prre fpriietis meb at eipe Gar,
8icb / parrrt @eir. oe sGa bsr Be i'll
haoc | Ilber.u fra 8 til 6 gar mere eni
en- euer to @anee ON llgen.
Sc bebsper / BERNIE Ilber life dnbe
Suffer emo BET Tom DC forfieuiae N9t
rtnesfoffe inbebolber. gnfle Se'erter
Tom "euitarh", sgblemos % Soebfe,
Tan man sipe garncne iaa tiSIis iom
Den troence Iaaneb.
gfterbpert iom Barnet borer til fai
oct inbta Be famine WaaltiSer iom b
@orne, men man bsr ie efter at Mabe,
parierer, % at Bet tiIhnert IaaItio bd'
ct 8Ias TeH.
Rsrn bsr life bore tiuabt at brill
boerten Sbe eIer 8affe, os Raaltibern
bsr bore pad beitemte 3loffe1et.
8ceierinsens SeIieraab ubaiber man
&c forifielise Strifter aneaaenbe Sps
BONNIE 90 beres g%efirmpelie. Ians
al bisfc fan erboIbes frit. Set ubeipe
blanbt anbet ct Sfrtft inbeboloenbe ga
heller pper iaaoeI Cutters fom Iieer,
normaIe @eet / be forfieIise fibre
Sisfe Fan man erholbe peb at %tiIIfrip
She Sureeon General, l1niteb Statei
RlbIic SenItb Serpiee. @aibinston, 8
g., attention Rabio". Nan ifal bebc on
"Geep @en Series go. II, beiabt an
peisbt table for bops anb sirIs".
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

ellington, 81. s. Gong. S~ebnineemiss
lion: g. 6. Olpisafer, g. g. @iittebs.
Grief Snitab. 9esermisiion: 5. u.
WoIbitao. WenisbeSs Stolen: gmiI Sans
fen. Oscar 2cpurion, 8. u. Smebal.
Ssiere 2Greanitalter: s. g. Sboen, We.
&. Wtommien, g. Sanien, 8. .. 8uttebs
o. gilbert Sanion. Church grteniion:
SoIben N. SIfen, q. 8. 8ilanb, u. s.
Qebere. SorIassfomite: CIR. Inberion,
8. u. Grens, Sobn Senoricfs. SoIben
Ne. SIien. o.. 8. &ilanb. Sinansfomite:
6. q. Yeterion, g. q. IeIem, 8. q.
Smebal. @ebaftipnsfomite: s. u. WpIbs
itab, 8. u. Yreus. q. q. @uIirion.
8aiIroab Secretarp: Chr. Gnoeriou. Ses
Ieaater til SpnpbaIfonierenien Solbeu
W. SIien ps g. q. 8ibnep, Srppieant
q. u. @uuiriou. Sruitees for ire gar:
Sobn Ssrbe. grnrnpns, Rinn., % Ibras
bam Nbrabamier, Yrineetpn. Niuu.
Nanbag Hften boIbtes en- ~ieIlfabeIis
Sdmmenfomit / 8irfeus llnoeretnee.
0Seniabebcns Manbsforening bar IGrt.
Grict Onitab a Orbitnrer. Ser OPP
particles meb gang os Ntuiif. Saler %
See Cream.
Sirsbag Sormiboas. gnbast peo Eas
flor g. G. Sorietb. giaias SO blep IGit.
Snbitiuinser opIrites. Sbnooen beiluts
teoe at ani9tte en- Carer iii peo Con,
corbia College for toutmenbe Stoleaar.
2iseIeoes aniettes en- Carer peb Nartir
2utber College, Netp tInt, Rinn. 8os
mitcen trrffer Spranitaltnins meb Sens
inn til teolosiif Seminar % fremtibie
Ini9tteIie at en- 9rofesior | ct. 9ouis.
@etbania College. Ranfatc. anbefaIes
iom @ieeifple. @eeIer pebtoses for llns
beritetteIie at Shiberenbe. Spnpben OPP
mintrer til at itette Iisiionen / gbino
os Snbien meb genner os gtbras; Iige'
Ieoes Wesermisiioneu % Snbremisiioner
iamt Church g%gteniion.
gftermicoae. Inbagt peo Yaitor 8
9. llnietb. Salme 118 bIen f,rnset, o.
YiaIme "a IGit. Spnooen tatfebe er
llbenGpnt for $1,000 til Strioemafine
for SefretGren. 9rof. q. 9. Gnbcrior
tiIbso at iGIge Spnceen fit Srriferi
Otter enbeI Sishisiion blep bans Silbut
niootasct meb Saf. Spnoben beIuttebe
"Spm San,funb befatter hi os life mel
llbsioeIien af ncset perbsIist gIao."
Yaftor 8. 0e. 8rIleriib frembar Snb.
bpbeIie fra Dor SreIiers Ienisbeb nri
1rincetou, Winn., iii at boIbe n9itt
Iars Spnobemsbe Der. SnbbbSeIier
mootoees meb Saf. Sormanb Saritai
uotaIte efter YaaIGg at Samfunoet sp.
nobens Sat for al Spsee % alt epSt I'll
@pr SreIiers WenisbeS / Iabiion. ga
flor SIien ipareoe paa ReniebeSens
Seene % taffebe for Seieget.
s Ell fort Gale iutrcbucerebe Iaitol
Saritab Taitor q. q. 8unirion Tom fin
Gfterfslser iom Sormaub % Raiicr CIR
2inoerion iom @~iceforrnanb, OF ehlIfebt
BON Serrcns @eliisneIie. Esait"r 'gul.
Iigion taffebe / nusIe faa CTS
Saa afilutteoes Oct iemte Spnobems.
be meb Ihpneelien at Sob % Saf of
epig sgre", FAINT Scu os %geliisnelien.
5. q. %.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
GfteripacHe.

Splbsninscr enifes ON Otto Srther,
Der for omtrcnt 3 Gar iioen bar boSot !
gfo: 800 Iaple Gpe., aurura, IN. gfs
fer,sstes sarnIe Sobcr / Iorae bar life
bert r,o9et ira BAN paa ober 8 Ior. Stto
CT bans eneite Ssn. Set er muIio at
SGtber sioroe Sieneite / DEN omeritous
lie SGr | ariseu. San er opimob 40
aar 9arnrel os er Snebter at Gao. Ius
itge Splpsntn9er beoes mebbeIt 0ortpe :
s'dr Sureau, Soreisn 9ansuaae Snforz
nation Serbice, 119 8eit Ait Street.
Neip 9ort Gitn.
Spipsrtr'9er snIteS ON Teltior Glen
penoleffes I'lio9renoe SpboIbsiteb. CT
fer'e9te er test / aure, 4orbmsr, Ioroe
1860, looanbrebe til Gmerita / 1892
os mt bsrt fra / 1897. Son bar So
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
Sri 0robe 0Iapao.

Snssa rbsittj for bet nu .ner ucssnHnes. Cab %
S'aSac paoA aiSr for anbrs. Sob os fsues Eeui
sn eoa ON erofnabe. Tom f~prtentr Dem mango Tina
SM oenrs plogsrbe Spagheb. ION De lite ceo. W
S.pnsr at viapap pabs bar iursret for b.itauots
%. ,ariiat 2tlffanb iorn toraartaats al "grotfae.n.,
SSsut ttfe. ept9t tffs ct Veinut. Sene Btrss
~ Srsrs pIaSas atS pmaaasnb. yet. e.es.
ncss sn Ypa auaoasnbe grct. Gfrip til PlAPHo
S0MPArY, f7o7 Stuart euiidlns' d.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

boiat I Tetnncapolis, Itnn. Sdns Grs
betoe bar for bet utefte | Siogene ON
gtnteren o9 paa Sdrm ON Sommeren.
San bar nnoer mibbeIs SsiSe og bopbe
rsolt9t Sadr og Barter. giterisete bar
mere Slestntnser / Staten 8di5inston,
lom sierne bible tontme / 8orbinbeGe
rteo bam. hpts. ban frembeles leber, euer
ltnloe enite at faa S~plbsninser on bans
Sso. geilise Splpsuineer beoes u,ehbeIt
Norwegian Bureau. Soreign Language
Snformation Seroiee, 119 @eft Att
Street, gtetp 9ort 9th.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Serb "Soiten" biem til SIeatrinser
% 8euner / @antleldnbet. Sam $500
Iaret. en- Gbonuent, iom bar beisat
Nor9e, Ifriner iii os: "8i fnnbt Here.
iom III "1oiten" tilienbt % bar eoSt tils
freos meb 9labet; De tortafte. at Be foubt
mere gfnt ON Horee / bet eub be fcnbt I
norife Goiier."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
B~rok$kadede folk
Sat- bort eocrS 9rofbino!

1nl'noer at brofffabeSe Solf fnber einSrins
tor Srotffabens Sortur % Srofbadnoet peS at
Sruss Stnart's pibenifabelise abbeif Flapao
TaSs. Seifsm Gem til at p9re iitano til at
'~ortta'te Ceres sarnle Srofoinb. ooh op
al Srnse Staals ea,r Rubbers Sinb, ionl
ltraber o. flemmer. Sab os fenbe Dem en
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

sirto efter grSoetrempIarer AZ "Teeprah'
SpNen % ve6 Mrnen"! Def uobreofe rorlie
slab / gimeriid.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

papIreT
~ Box
ere bette
iifferlg
II Sapn
Gage er
E ger Here
igspolicer
,epare pau
tfriltet CT
Ter Staal,
lc HEX
bsrer to
Seres Or
!. SpecicI
JBL. co.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Sp.: Spor mango norite SismiI er BET
fra 9riitiania, Noree, til Netp Yort? 90
bpor mango enselife Sisntil er bet ben
ionnme @ei2 % bpor mango eneeIife
U,il er bet / en- norif WiI. SismiI elcr
Qanbmil? Spor mango eneelite SismiI
err bet fra Netp gorf til SiperpouI,
ENGLAND?
Sp.: Jra 2riitiania, Norse, til Iem
gorf Ct bet Omfrins 1850 enseIffe NiIes,
On uprif WiI fparer til 10 atlumeter
euer 10000 Wleter. Gr nurif Sipmil
iparer til en- 5emtenbebels Weribiansrat
e0cr 74O9 Nleter. On engelff 2anbmil
iparer til 1909 Meter. Gn enselif Sis.
mil ("namticaI mile") fparer til en- Ger,
tienbebels Weribiansrab Il gnemiuutl
epcr 1852 Nleter. Sra New BORT til
eiperpool or bet 1896 nautical miles,,
bpis man benpttcr ben nprblise Suite, os
1898 nautical miles, bpis man saa,
ben ipbIise &ntc.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
2laben K~orre1ponoance.

nj befparer e~psrasmoaI. foa apbt ri fan. msb BE-
H ~. ncsrt iuribii Mnipar Tor. at eporsn. | ale III.
irIbsr e a6fotnt iprrstt % tplbefatsrenbe.
gpsrasmaaf fra periouer. !om ifhe opair fine staDue
III Saskatchewan. bsipores lite.
spsratre bebes afatte fin, spsresuaoI ct ereit %
tpbsIie Sprog.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Sp.: Or bet Zig at %foritaa, at en-
NRano fan iaa beese 8oreerpapirer meo
euoana, naar ban Tom her til Sanbet,
for ban fpIbte 90 Oar. 90 ban fan piie
4ttefter berfor?
Sp.: Sci.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Quest: Would a person be liable
to arrest for having an American
flag out every day if it was nice
weather, in the State of Washington?
Ans: No.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Sp.: 1. 8an bere sipe MIG Rabnei
paa en- Sasfsrer / 9riitiania, @orse, iom
bdr r1eb Iroeiaser at sisre?
,. en- Gum Ye1se bar inbidt / en-
sparcbarf / Horse for 40 adr iiben
San Slestninser ubta Yenseue, naai
1ttoirtteren CT bsb?
ST.: 1. Suerretsiasfsrer Z. 8. Wesge
SLENDER life bans Nhresie. SenS Sret
in care Nprbmanbsfprbnnbet, &riitiania
2. Suet n1aa ab regular Bet bebaub'
les al Sftftcrctten.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Sp.: adr en- Iise pna IA Iar eifte
fig ! Rinneiota. naar bun bar fin Sabers
Samtptte2
Sp.: Het, for at inbsaa 9Gsteffab ntaa
en- apirbc I nGpntc Stat bore Is Mar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Sp.: Spab R~ettisbeber bar ies / goet
efter en- Soiterfar / Norse o. I. b?
sSsr8snaal fra Safatcbeipan.
ST.: Spts ban buube abupteret Sent
paa lpplis @aabe ipm fit garn, bar Se
ct Barns Gettisbeber. Suis life, bar Dc
inscn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

Quest: If a neighbor has a dog,
and a person comes over there, and
the dog bites him so he has to go to
the doctor, who is to pay the doctor
bill when the dog has no license and
is not tied? (Wis.)
Ans: The owner of the dog is re-
sponsible for damages caused by the
animal.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15
DC

be
slntb.rfe
inbbpber
g biaise
e|', Terp
+ os. in.b
Der ri pdd
fifrere er
Chicago
5" ira ale
orbinbelis
dpSbaaos.
ri fpttet
. Souis",
Rem Yort.
rub.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1922-08-15

boe.
| fra
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|fltor
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
LONG Live the sardlnel

In Portugalete, seaport Of the
Basque provinces of Spain, the people
still talk of a certain amusing incident
that took place at one time when
large crowd was watching the arrival
Of the popular king and queen. Sud.
denly someone shouted "Vlva ell Reyl"
"yiva. ViyaI" echoed the crowd in
a mighty voice.
Then the same fellow shouted. "viya
la Relna !"
"Viva Vlyal" came the answering
volume from a thousand throats.
"vlva Espanal" cried the fellow.
"viyal Vlva!" was the prompt re-
ply.
At that moment a woman who was
selling sardlnes turned the corner.
"Sardlnas, vlvas sardlnes !" she
shouted. And before the excited
throng could restrain itself II had
roared forth approvingIy, Viva
Viva youths Companion.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Not Talking to Husband.

There is no testimony In court that
Is as vehement and pointed as that
Of militant housewife who seeks a
divorce from her husband. This fact,
1t appears, is true especially when the
wifes case Is uncontested and the hus.
band Is not Mt the hearing.
During such case in one Of the
county courts, the wife became very
loud and vociferous in her descrip-
tons and denuncatlons Of the brutal
manner in which, she said her spouse
had treated her. Her testimony was
rs rapid as loud. In fact her words
became jumbled and were lost in the
noisy din Of her own walls.
"'NOw look here minute" the
Judge interrupted, Nobody can get
heads or tails Of what you are saying
rs long us you 30 on that way. Now
turn here and talk to me and tell me
the story. Just tell me so can under.
stand it, but remember you are not
talking 10 your husband
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Forty Years-Or Moro.

Mr. T is past seventy and get
ting so absent-mlnded that sometimes
he passes his best friends and even
members of his family. His daughter
in the early forties, who is very
progressive business woman, VIII not
permit the family 10 keep him at
home, saying that sensible people don't
mind what an old man says.
But the other day she almos.
changed her mind. She was sitting
In her office talking to very attrac-
tive young bachelor when her father
walked into the office, He spoke to
the man and turned to his daughter,
Your face looks very familiar"
he began. Lets see-now wait--I'n
recognize you in a minute. How long
have / known you, my dear?'
The daughter said that her EN-,
barrassed pause was even more Of a
give-away than an answer to the Ques-
tton would have been.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
ROAD or THRILLS
San Diego Short Line Traverses
Wild Country.
For Real Beauty Travellers Have Do
clared There Is Nothing on
Earth Surprising Il

"Travelers are urged, and properly
so, to see America first, but no person
can claim to have fulfilled the admonl-
ton" says Editor Howe Of the Atchi-
son (Kansas) Globe In recent issue,
"unless he has made trip over the
San Diego Short Line from Yuma,
Arizona, to the coast city, the thrill
road of this continent. While the
road known as the San Diego &
Arizona is 220 miles long, only IL
miles Is thrill territory. During that
IL miles, 1t passes through Carriso
mountain gorge, lodging through IL
tunnels which alone were driven at
cost Of nearly two millions Of dol
lars, and clinging, when out In the
open, to q roadbed chiseled from the
sides Of mountains, with gaping
canyons almost straight below you
to a distance in places as great as
900 feet. Above the track are sheer
and almost perpendicular walls Of
granite. As the train slips slowly
around sharp mountain curves on its
shelf, which from a distance looks
like burro trail one gets as many
thrills as are experienced In ayia-
tion, but with confidence inspired by
the knowledge that he ls secured and
upon firm footing through modern
railroad construction. The San Diego
& Arizona was the only railroad COM
pleted during the late war. 1t was
opened In 1919. It's total cost was over
eighteen millions Of dollars and II is
owned Jointly by J. d. and A. Il.
Spreckles and the Southern Pacific,
II was built to give San Diego dl
rect line to the east and before ltI
completion everything moving west
ward into San Diego or going east
from there had to pass through Los
Angeles.
Because Of its enormous cost the
road doesn't pay, 1t is said, but It is
great scenic route. The San Diego
& Arizona hugs the international
boundary closely, crossing and recross-
Ing 1t number of times In fact
for A miles It is In Old Mexico, but
in the peaceful section of Lower Cali
fornia. No passports are required of
passengers, and there is no inspection
Of through baggage The train stops
at several Mexican villages where
lager beer signs may be seen from the
retain their thirst. The train doesn't
stop long enough to wet whistles, and,
anyway. vestibules are not opened.
There is no chance for passengers to
leave the train. Persons who have
travelled extensively say there is moth.
Ing surprising the scenery In Carrie
gorge"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17

One Of the first flowers to greet us
In the spring and one that blooms
along into early summer is the dainty
Giant or Great chickwccd, says the
American Forestry Magazine. one
cannot pass this Decles of chlckweed
without noticing It's pretty white flow
ers. Sometimes the seeds Of this plant
will find their way into some crotch OF
n tree. Then we have the pleasure Of
seeing fine specimen Furnishing
quite distance up from terra Grma,
and often doing better than those on
the ground.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
MANcHEsrER CENTER

W. e. Hitchcock and son William,
jr, accompanied by Henry s. Walk.
or and son, Lynn, of Manchester
Depot, were week end campers at
Brown Pond.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Shaw are
guests OF relatives in this village.
Mr.. Shaw came Tuesday from Port
Chester, N. Y, and Mrs. Shaw arriy-
ed Wednesday from the home of her
parents in Hyde Park where she has
been spending some time.
Mrs. Cora Foster has returned to
her home in Montreal, Canada, after
having spent two weeks with her
sister, Mrs. j. S. Batchelder. Mrs.
Batchelder and daughter, Marjorie,
and son, John, accompanied her to
Montreal, where they viii spend a
week or ten days.
Frank r. Brewster aged 81 years
died on Monday Morning, last, al
Brat eboro retreat, Where he had
been taken about two weeks ago
Death was due to Brights disease
from which Mr.. Brewster had suffer
ed for long time. The remains
were brought to his late home Mon
day evening. The funeral was held
from the house at clock Wednes
the Rev. ]. S. Brown officiating. The
burial was in Center cemetery, where
the Masonic funeral services were
| given by AdOniram Lodge No AZ, r.
& A. NJ. of which lodge Mr.. Brewster
had been a member for number Of
years. Mr. Brewster is survived by
a brother w. f. Brewster of this
village and several nieces and nep
news
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
That's Different.

Folks all we'll this morning,
Johnny" asked friend of the family.
"Yes'm."
"Glad to hear It. The last time I
heard from them your father was suf-
ferlng from rheumatic govt and your
mother had neuralgia"
"Oh, yes they've still got 'em. l
thought you meant was any of US
sick"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
A VALUABLE JOKE

"Who is the important looking per-
SOM"
He's the author of an original
joker?
"Just oneT"
zone made him famous. II formed
the basis of vaudeville SKETCH
musical comedy and motion picture
scenario. Last month 1t figured as
humorous story OF three thousand
words In a popular magazine"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Last Shot.

Two rival politicians recently spoke
OF the same gathering Of women
voters. One had desired first place
but his rival having pull, obtained
1t instead And while the rival spoke
he sat and simply "bolled" with In.
dignation.
But when his chance came to re-
tort he made good use Of It. "Every
speaker should always have text or
pretext for speaking" he said my
opponent having had the latter for
his speech | viii now choose the for.
mer and give my text"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Much Sand Needed for Glass.

A little less than 100000 tons Of
sand is used In the United States each
year In milking glass, according to
the experts Of the geological survey.
Plain sand constitutes from GO to II
per cent Of the body Of all glass, 30
that our eyes are full Of sand most Of
the time, whether pcering through
spectacles or gazing out Of the Office
window.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
A RecessIonaI.

A vain clergyman asked an old man
how he had enjoyed his sermon.
81 liked one passage at the end very
much said the old man.
(Which was thatw asked tic clergy
man.
"The one from the pulpit to the yes.
try" said the old man.-London Tit
Bits.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Out In tho Wagon.

1t happened in southern Indiana
The sleek-halred, surefooted suave
drug clerk approached one OF the
country lassies, pure and sweet"
as any one waiting On YOU
MADAME
"Why--er-ye yes my Teller Is waitln
for me out in the wagon"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Ruln With No Exc.ptlona.

When you meet wealthy old bach
elor you may be sure that you have at
last encountered q man who has
learned to say no and stick to 1t.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Volume Of Sound Importnnt.

a wedding in Afghanstan IS fol.
lowed by rmch noise and mcrrymak-
Ing, the Ilea being that the more
noise that Is made the more success
full the marriage will be.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Faith That Endutes

The only faith that wears well and
holds It's color In all weathers is that
which IS woven Of conviction, and set
with the sharp mordant of experience.
Lowell,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
$4,000 Yearly.

The Hero Furnace co. want n re-
liable active man in this territory to
sell the Hero Air Washer Pipeless
Furnace. Make application at once
Their Sales Plan includes newspaper
advertising, road signs and active sales
help and you VIII be taught every de-
tail of this interesting and profitable
business. The Company gives custom
ers year 10 nay and absolutely guar
antees every heating job. In answer
ing give details OF yourself Address
James +. Wood, Eastern Sales Man
aeer. 2S Manchester Place, Newark.
~ j.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Juvenile Explanation

ut Is called the altar because that's
where a girl alters her name when she
gets married." explained Bobby to his
little slsteS q. ..l,. -.... 1as,.At.saae .,a...-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-17
Fl. B. HUTCHINS

Real Estate ana insurance Agency.
/illaEe. Property. Parma and Small
Places ON Outside a SDecialty.
Gents Collected ana Property cared for
Fire insurance
e7 Main street Bennington. Vt
Telephone O5-W.
The Ward County independent., 1922-11-23
NOTICE

Annual meeting of the Farmers Co.
operative Market will be held Dec. 4,
1922, in the Public Library building
at 3 o'clock p. m.
N. J. CODDINGTON,
*ll-23-tl President