The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-26
A MOTHER.


Editor World: The following prescription for
the poor husband that Is about 10 lose his wife
after being married six or seven months, and
who IS asking you" advice through the columns
OF your paper, giving as his reason ior asking
such advice, that he has known of yoH un-
tangllng less knottv problems in times gone by,
You knowing this partys name and address
or there was such n partyl puts you at dis
advantage that the writer is not suolect 70, as
no name was signed TO the inquiry, and so there
fore cannot be taken personal
The difference seems to be between the nus
band and wife s as follows: The husband took
out his car. put his wife In said car, drove 10
restaurant for dinner sometime after p' m,
1--WE used to call that supper) took out his
iack-kntfe and began cleaning his finger nails
while waiting for the waiter 10 bring forth the
dinner, The wife objected TO the husband clean
ing his finger nails In such place a Greek
restaurant, explaining at the same time that the
Greeks represented the highest form OF culture
and that il he did not put the iack-knife up
they would surely notice II and be dlsgraced for-
ever on the morning OF their marriage venture
It appears from the evidence already in that
the husband did not obey his wfe's mandate
promptiy--so the wife wants a divorce.
The husband sets up in defence OF his actions
that his wife pulled out a tin box at the table
al lle same u!ne WIN looAIis etaSS 20 S' ~ SI9
under part Of the cover, and with putt naIl
and under the puff ball quantity OF talcum
powder which she applied to her face Vigorously
we take !t Tor granted that they were "Hte
folks and the talcum powder was white, and
not ground powdered charcoal
The husband goes on further TO state that he
had his finger nails manicured at a barber shop
day SO before by young lady that gave
him "A thrill every time she squeezed his hand,
and his finger nails did not need manicuriug
until ne got some axle grease under them while
driving tho just before he got to the res
taUrant I'm question
The wife evidently did not like her husband
IN the first place. bat being the square order,
gave him six or seven months trial before
deciding to ditch him for the other fellow who
might have dirty finger nails, but all right
every other way, she could afford 10 do the
mancuuuE herself the right fellow and get
this thrill that he speaks Of herself which is
entirely within the bounds OF reason, consd ering
the limItiess length Of marriage contract be
tween tho higher order OF animals.
Should the husband that seeks advice through
the public press wish 70 keep his wife regardless
OF whether she loves him or the other fellow, In
other words. "hc extremely selfish" ! would
] suggest that he take her out on lonely road
| east Of town where YOU are liable 20 meet three
| or four h!iackers--take "A few COW guns with
/ YOU mop up the road with these hiiaCkers and
| then crack her hard on the hip Ike Princess
Louise was fixed when she Invented the side
/ saddle for women. TO hold her until you went q
! the thicNet near by and cut forked stick. ther
! hold the prOngs partially closed until you
pushed them suugy into the hair on the top OF
her dome, give Il one twist, and tell her to "s1
thar" tin YOU both set hum
should the hijackers XIII both or you in this
! anything as the wife has not lost a husband II
! her estimation, and In her estimation he waI
! never her husband.
2. S-Au the devils or angels in and out o.
/ heaven, on hell can't buy ounce OF love. ol
| give lt away on tho common market it's al
| ways preferred stuff, and IS held at a premium
| and retired with interest,
tulsa, Dec. 10, T, p. HANNIFIN,
one They Never Thought OF
II congressman seek a novelty they might tT1
! national bioc,--Philadelphia Record,