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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29


between. the salt eaters and the abb
stainers. Why? Because nature
works overtime in-keeping up Just
so much salt supply within man, II
he fails to. eat enough. 50"
On the contrary, there Is danger,
or said to be, In eating, too much
salt. Right in New York City we
have one big corporation furnish
ing sea salt liquid for injection in
the veins of those who are sick be-
cause they cannot manufacture sui.
ficient salt within: and another
corporation which takes out Of the
system the surplus salt which has
produced certain diseases. by a soiu.
ton Of potassium nitrate, also In
jected into the veins. .......
Put your unit roam into a com.
pressor. say the chemists. ana he
will yield thirty-eight quarts Of dis
titled water. whereas an oyster will
yield 9S per cent Of water. Now you
know why on Q hot, humid day In
summer yon look and feel like q
dishrag; also you should know why
in winter you should take Turkish
or Russian baths to get rid Of any
excess over your quota or take 1t out
by dry heat Of 120 degrees.
The chemist. having put you
through the compressor, finds. be.
sides water. in paying over the
debris. much starch, chloride Of
potash, fluorine, chlorine iodine.
silicon sodium. potassium. calcium.
magnesium, sulphur, hydrochloric
acid, lithium. and traces Of man.
ganese. copper and lead.
MAN ONE-EIGHTH BLOOD.
Look at your pet cat. It has
some 23s bones in its skeleton and
so have you. and also precisely
the same bones are between one
third and one-half of them reptile
bones at that. There are from
eighteen to twenty pounds of blood.
or one-eighth of the weight of the
unit man. We are now confronted
with school termed chemical
anatomists." and we are bound to
find out something about man. after
all. Whatever of mystery there Ii
remaining Is best stated by DIR.
Albert p. Brubaker. of the Jeffer.
son Medical College, in Human
Physiology" p. Biakiston's Sons &
Co., as follows:
"The chemical analysis of the
dead body is comparatively easy,
but the determination Of the sue.
cessive changes In composition of
the living body Is attended with
many difficulties. The living ma
terial. the biplasm. is not only COM
pick and unstable in composition,
but extremely sensitive TO all physi-
cal and chemical influences. The
methods. therefore, which were
heretofore employed for analysis
destroyed composition and vitality.
and the products which were OBJ
tanned were peculiar to dead, rather
than living material"
The chemical anatomist. however.
is constantly devising new .nstru-
ments and methods to set At and
analyze living material and will
ultimately ferret out all tho re-
manning truths about the unit man.
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Melancholy Days Have Come.

Melancholy Da
~ nee In the dim, dead Days be-
- yond Recall. blue-eyed
Gozook named Steve lived and
enjoyed Living. g.,
We refer to the Period preceding
the Uplift and the voistead Law,
when the Candidate wearing the
largest collar was the Peoples
Choice for Alderman.
A Good Citizen wishing to open q
Murder Parlor needed a couple Of
Black Bottles, a Barrel Of sawdust
and a Pull at the City Hall.
When he opened up, he threw the
Key In the River and arranged to
have the Bodies taken out through
the Alley 30 as not to impede Traf-
fic in the Main Thoroughfares.
Twelve months every Year marked
the Open Season for every Game
from Pitch-and-Toss to Manslaugh-
ter.
Any one In search Of Diversions
could roll Kelly Pool at 10 Cents
q Cue In the Morning. 60 to the
Track In the Afternoon, take In q
2o-round Scrap In the Evening and
then Shoot At the Wheel q few
times before backing into the Flax.
The Police were instructed to
mako sure that all Push-Cart Ped
diers were properly Licensed
Steve roamed the Wide-open
Town and spread his Bets both ways
from the Jack
When he cut the String and b.
gan to. back his Judgment he know
no Limit except the Milky Way.
Any time he rolled them. you could
hear considerable Rumble.
All the Bookies. Bruisers. and the
Boys sitting on the Moonlight Rat
tlsrs knew him by his First Name
and had him tagged - . Producer
and Helva Nice Fellow.
Steve heard vague Rumors thst
certain Stffs who hurried homo BE-
fore Midnight and wore White Muf-
flers were trying b put the Town
on the Frits and Can al the Live
Ones, but he did not dream that .
Mug who went around In ooloshes
and drank Root Beer could put any
thing across with the Main Swivel
ever ut the Hall.
O. the Rude Awakeninsf
One day he was in . Pool Room
working on the Form Sheet with
about $50 other Students and rot
ting ready 70 back zaserack on
the Boards In the Third 1t 0utten-
berg. when some Blue Wagons
backed up and Steve told the Desk
Sergeant, . few Minutes later. that
his name was Andrew jackson.
LIGHTNING STRUCK. ''
NEXT Day he had Wire from .
Trainer, but when he went TO the
old Familiar Joint. the Plain Clothes
Men gave him the Sign to Beat II
and he turned away. throbbing
with Indignation.
The downtown Books were being
raided. but the Angoras kept on gal
iopipg at the Track. 20 he rode out
on the Train every day In order to
preserve his Rights ~ free-born
American.
One Day al he was pseiins from
his Roll In front Of the Kentucy
Club In order to grab Gertie Glue At
= to s. Lightning struck the Pad
dock and laid out the entire Works.
When the Touts and the Sheet
Writers and the Sure Thinsers
came to and began to ask questions,
Il was discovered that the zap
Legislature had killed the Racing
Game and ordered all the Regulars
to 90 to Work.
Steve went back to Town In a
dazed Condition to hunt up the Gang
and find out what could be done
to put out the Fire.
When he arrived at the fIang-Ou;
there was q Flag at Hslf.Mast. The
Roost had been nailed up for keepinI
open after Eleven O'Clock.
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nRAN. 1t seems. 10 not just what
W we thought he was. nor what
women think he "a. For that
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

Copyright. 1912. by The Living Age
Company
= T 10 . sign Of great promise that
In recent years the desire for
peace has manifested itself all
over the world. and that It has re-
ceived concrete expression in many
peace movements. in governmental
provisions, and in international con-
fersnees, al inspired by . sincere
hope to promote the happiness OF hu-
manity. There are people who re-
gard this great tendency AZ q mere
ton Of Urchins from their Work in
the Public Schools and tended to
encourage Msndacity among Office
Boys-
TROLLEY CAR CHATTER.
The Concatenatsd Order Of High
Brows had represented to tho proper
Authorities that. - . result OF
Widespread Interest in the democrat
king Pastims, ordinary Converse
ton on the tail-end Of . Trolley Car
was becoming unintsIlisfble to Uni
vsrsity Graduates. and the Reports
In the Daily Press nad passed b.
you'd the Kan Of . mere Student Of
the EnSiish Language. ,,...
The Medical Society certified that
eight out Of ten Men hah shattered
their Nervous Systems, split their
Vocal Cords and developed Moral
AsttSmatism. an because Of the
Paroxysms resulting from Partisan
Fsrvor. nithsr build an Asylum In
every Block o. else liberafs the
present Inmates Of an the Nut.
College, II was not fair to keep
the. ouist Ones iooksd mp whfls
the ravinS Bugs vSrs admitted to
the Grand Stand svSry Afternoon.
Under the Circumstances, . pure
~ Patsrnal Administration could DO
only One Thing. It put Baseball
out Of Business.
On the very next Afternoon the
unQuenchable demand Tor Sport
asserted itself.
Steve went into ne Back Yard
with his eldest Son and looked about
cautiously.
els the Lookout stationed on tho
Fenoef" he asked.
He L." r
SIS the Garden Gate securely
Lockedf'
cit is"
Are the MaIiets properly muf-
fled7"
"They are"
Then t'hell with the Lawl Wen
have a Game OF Croauet."
MORAL-If IL is IN the Blood,
he only Remedy is the substitu-
ton Of Iced Tea.
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Bv TAKASHl HARA---
(The Late Premier of
Before His Assassination

Late Premier of JapaRs Last Article
lis a Radical Studen)
REFLECTION Reveals the Fact That the Cause All Past Wars Has AL
ways Been Some Inequality of the Conditions of Living Among Differ
emf PeoDles-EuroDe KNEW This" ~ - "a
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Weinberg Arrested Hiding
Behind His. Wife's Piano
Commander" Escort of Princess Fatima,
Caught by Justice Agent on Charge of
Impersonating Naval Officer

stephen Weinberg-"Comdr. Stan
ley wyman, U. S. N. attached t.
the Brooklyn Navy Yard,"-who
foisted himself upon President
Harding anc other high government
officials last September, has been
apprehended by Department of JUS
tice operatives.
Notice of the arrest, which took
place at the home of Weinberg's $
wife. 621 Metropolitan avenue,
Brooklyn. n. Y, early yesterday
morning, has been received here by
Director william J. Burns. bureau
OF Investigation, Department Of
Justice.
The alleged pseudo naval officer,
whose career during the past ten
years has been replete with auda-
cious adventures, and who was in
dicted on a charge of imperson-
ating a naval officer by the District
grand jury last Wednesday. will be
arraigned before a United states
commissioner in New York today.
After his arraignment in New
York. he will be placed in the cus-
tody of a United States marshal to
be brought to this city, probably
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06

-omorrow. where lie will inmedi-
tely be taken into the District
'riminal Court to answer the
'harge upon which he has been in
iicted.
Pending his court trial, which,
according to United States District
tttorney Peyton Gordon, will be
held within the present month, he
will permitted freedom under 5000
bond, or will be lodged in the Dis
trict jail In the event he is unable
to secure bond.
This case will be given i'm
mediate attention" said District
Nttorney Gordon. last night" and
will be called for trial within the
present month. intend to proceed
with the prosecution just as soon
as the man is brought here"
The accused man, who Is referred
to as the great impersonator" in
police circles, was yanked from bo-
hind a piano at his wife's lodgings,
where he had been trailed by Spe-
cial Agent Peter w. Lamb, of the
Department of Justice, shortly after
o'clock yesterday morning.
Protesting that this was no time
to arrest a person accustomed to
sicep iale, " "elnDerg was 1Orced TO
don his clothing and was escorted
to a Brooklyn Jail. where he will
remain until the time for his ar
raignment today.
Weinberg has been sought by De-
rartment Of Justice operatives for
more than a month. during which
time the home of his wife, as we'll
as that of his parents, 71a Maujer
street. Brooklyn, was under strict
surveillance.
Early yesterday morning the self
styled naval officer was followed to
the Metropolitan avenue apartment
house. and although he attempted
to evade arrest by cringing behind
a piano, was taken into custody.
The case has attracted nation
wide attention owing to the fact
that the accused man, while acting
as the self-appointed naval escort
for Princess Fatima. Sultana of Ka-
bul. during her visit to this city,
was received by President and Mrs.
Harding at the White. House, de-
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Armored Cars and Ma
chine Guns Used in Pa
trolling Streets.
SHIPPERS OPEN FIRE
ON PRESBYTERIANS
VOlley of Bullets Meets
Congregation on Leav-
ing Church.

BELFAST. March Widespread
asd murderous warfare was op-
ened on the police and constabIes
OF Belfast this afternoon, during
the weekend renewal of the relig-
ious war.
-Four policemen and two soldiers
were shot and patrols in various
fusilades. The situation tonight Is
considered very grave.
Policemen and soldiers fought the
Eunmen in several battles. Machine
guns were frequently brought into
play. Armored cars are patrolling
many streets. Troops with fixed
bsyonets are on guard in other
districts.
The warfare opened last night
with an attack on two constables.
one of whom was wounded. A few
hours later a bomb was hurled into
the home OF John Press, injuring
his two daughters and his son.
One of the girls may die. Several
other attacks on policemen were
made and sniping at patrols kepg
up throughout the night.
As worshippers at the Townsend
Street Presbyterian Church were
leaving the services this morning.
a volley of bullets greeted them.
Men, women and children scurried
for shelter. Police and troops
rushed into the street in search of
the Eunmen. Two OF the soldiers
fell wounded.
Owen Hughes. a tramcar passen-
ger. was killed by a stray bullet
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The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Hold-Up Escapes
After Gun Fight
Flees in Automobile, Follow.
ing Battle With PO-
liceman.

A pistol battle ragged for several
minutes between a policeman and
a white highwayman in the vicinity
of Eleventh and 3 streets south
east early last night when Police
man l. d. Conklin of the Fifth pre-
cinct station frustrated an at
tempted holdup.
Bullets flew thick and fast as the
officer chased the hold-up down
Eleventh street and through an
alley. The man boarded a waiting
automobile and escaped. Another
white man and two women are said
to have been in the auto.
The policeman came upon the
highwayman as he was holding
up George Limberopulo, 62S 1 street
northeast at Eleventh and B
streets southeast. With gun in
hand, Policeman Conklin crept
within fifty feet. when the holdup.
wheeling suddenly. opened fire and
ran.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Prince Pleads
Court Curb Son
Murat Says Joachim Has
Squandered Million Francs
Since War.

PARIS, March 5.-Prince Murat,
in whose palatial home Woodrow
Wilson resided while making peace
in Paris has asked that the French
courts appoint someone to conserve
the estate of his son, Prince Jo-
achim Murat. who lost a leg in the
war.
Prince Murat the elder, a de-
scendant of Napoleon's famous
chieftain. alleged that Prince Jo-
achim has squandered 100000
francs since the war. leaving him
a fortune now of only 100000
francs.
Counsel for the son pleaded that
the young man had made heavy
investments in firm supplying
airplanes to the Argentine gov
ernment. The venture was not re-
munerativc, but the money was in
vested. the lawyer contendcd, and
therefore not squandered.
Henri Robert, attorney for the
father, retorted that the young
mans investment was only $4,000
francs and demanded to know what
had become of tho rest of the
100000. Judgment was reserved.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Radios to Harding
TOGO $4,000 Miles
Governors of 4S States to
Flash Greetings on End of
First Year in Office.

Through $4,000 miles Of space to-
night the governors OF forty-eight
States will fash messages to Pres
ident Harding congratulating him
on the completion of his nrst year
as Chief Executive of the United
States. Fifty thousand miles Is the
estimated combined distance be-
tween the different State capitals.
The unique tribute was arranged
through the officers Of the American
Radio Relay League. who are in
Washington attending the confer
ence on wireless communication
called by Secretary of Commerce
Hoover. The messages will be in
code.
Those listening in on the mes
sage in Washington, aside from
President Harding, will be H. Percy
Maxim. president of the American
Radio Relay League, with head
quarters in Hartford, Conn; c. H.
Stewart, vice president, and X. 3.
Warner. Secretary.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
REP. KNUTSON HURT
IN AUTO COLLISION

Representative Harold Knutson.
of Minnesota. residing at the Roland
apartments, sustained bruises about
the arms and body when the auto
mobile he was driving collided with
another machine at Thirteenth
street and Massachusetts, avenue
northwest, shortly after 3 o'clock
yesterday afternoon. The other auto
is said by police to have been op-
Grated by Frank p. Jenkins, 212
Rittenhouse street northwest. Both
machines were damaged.
Eugene Copeland, six years old.
626 NJ street southwest, was run
down by an automobile early yes
terday afternoon at Third and Van
streets southwest. The lad was
taken to the Washington Sani-
tarium at Sixth and n street and
treated for abrasions and cuts. The
collidinG auto is said to have been
operated by James c. Williams. 1908
Half street southwest.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
GOV. SMALL'S TRIAL
WILL START TODAY

WAUKEGAN, ILL.,, March 5.-The
State of Illinois will finally begin
trial of Gov. Len Small on charges
of embezzlement here tomorrow
before Judge Clair C. Edwards.
Whether the trial will proceed OF
again be postponed is a matter, of
doubt. 1t is expected that attor-
neys for Small will ask for a con-
tinuance in view of the coming
election of State legislators.
His advisors are known to be
anxious to have the trial post
poned to allow the governor to
take part in the campaign, arguing
that he will be handicapped in his
personal legislative program IL
some OF the present representatives
are unseated and candidates op-
posed to Small are elected.
Owing to the political complexion
of the case it is expected much
difficulty will be met with in secur-
ing a jury.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
BRITISH HARMONY
THOUGHT TO EXIST
ONLY ON SURFACE
Lloyd George May Call
For UniOnist Showdown
Before Genoa.

LONDON. March Son the sur
face England's political crisis would
seem to have been stabilized by the
healing words of Austen Chamber
lain and Sir Lamar Worthingt on
Evans. who have publicly reassured
Lloyd George, in weekend speeches,
that the Unionist party will stand
back of the coalition and the pre-
mier's policies.
Actually. however. the wounds of
the past week have been healed
only at the surface. Beneath the
appearance of coalition harmony
lies the fact that Sir George
Younger. actual controller of the
Cnionist party. has not only refused
to commit himself to the Chamber
lain policy of harmony. but Is aCtu-
ally progressing with his rebellion,
in complete disregard of Chamber
lain or Balfour.
Harmony Only on surface.
Political observers. therefore. re-
gard the present settlement OF the
quarrel as merely temporary
patchwork, which will give way
under the straian sooner or later
Lloyd George will ask for his day
Of reckoning. Unsatisfied by assur-
ances from his colleagues in the
ministry when these assurances
lack the support of equally strong
leaders outside the government, II
is believed the premier will demand
a showdown. possibly insisting
that the issue be presented to the
Unionist rank and file in a fun
party meeting.
Needs support ut Genoa.
If. at such Il meeting, Chamber
lain succeeds in defeating Younger
and wins the party over to Lloyd
Georges side. the premier will con-
tInue in Office and go to the Genoa
meeting with the complete confid-
ence of the nation bcbind him.
1t is pointed out that Great Brit
aims participation in the European
economic conference would be ex-
tremely awkward If Lloyd George
could not assure the delegates from
other countries that his decisions
would be backed up at home.
1t is understood that a decision
regarding the governments pro-
cedure will be reached by Tuesday.
when its program will be disclosed
in o. speech by sir Arthur Balfour.
lee. elm laaWilgfum NIB NIB NIB
New Party Looms. .
With the increasing. belief thar
Lloyd Georges resignation, is in
evitable, the probability Is growing
that a new Center party will be
formed through the amalgamation
Of the Liberals with the group of
Coalition Unionists, and possibly
some of the Independent Liberals
and Laborites.
The declaration by Winston
Churchill that he looked forward
to the day when there will arise
from a coalition a strong, perma-
nent. national party" is considered
highly significant
Whatever the outcome OF the
political war. 1t Is reliably reported
that Lloyd George will insist upon
taking an immediate rest. probably
at his home in Criccieth. returning
to Downing street in time to pack
up for the Genoa conference.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
High School Program Changed

Owing to the closing of the audi
torium Of the Central High School
for public gatherings of all kinds.
the Washington Society of the Fine
Arts yesterday announced the fol-
lowing changes in its program:
The concert by Francis Rogers.
which were to have been given to-
night will be given tomorrow night
at the First CONGREGATIONAL Church
The lecture by Prof. Burton, which
was to have been given on Thurs
day evening. has been Cancelled. The
concert by the FIonzaley Quartet
on March 13 will be given in the
Naso7ic Temple Auditorium.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
FIRMS
CITED FOR BOYCOTT

The first formal complaint to be
issued under the packer control act
is directed against all livestock
commission firms that are members
of the st. Louis Livestock ExchangS
and the principal order buyers.
The firms. 11O in all. are cited by
Secretary Wallace to appear March
20 in Federal Court at East ST.
Louis. to show cause why an order
should not be issued directing them
to cease and desist" practices
about which there has been COM
plaint.
The firms cited are said to have
refused to do business with inde-
pendent commission companies, not
members of the exchange. The
principal charge I'm the complaint
Is restraint Of trade through a
boycott. .a.>aIRfsAIS -
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Royal Wedding to Weld
Denmark and Greece

COPENHAGEN. March "a royal
marital alliance between Denmark
and Greece will be effected when
Crown Prince Frederick marries
Princess Olga. The engagement has
just been announced.
Princess Olga is the daughter of
Prince Nicholas of Greece and
niece of King Constantine. The al
lance was arranged during Fred
erick's recent visit to Cannes.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Lady Rhondda NAV Lose Seat

LONDON, March 5.-The report of
House of Lords, giving the right Z"
peeresses In their own name, such
the Viscountess Rhondda, to sit in
the lords, may be- rejected, the
Daily Express understands. The
Express also says a new commit
tee, consisting entirely of law
lords" may be appointed. on an
argument that the present commit
tee is not representative of the up
per chamber.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-06
Anrputates OlUn Hand
Leaps From Windolr

NEW YORK. March 5.-After cut
ting of her left hand with a pair
of small sewing scissors and throw
ing II under her bed. Mrs. Etelka
Graf. 50. jumped from the fifth
floor window of her apartment at
the Hotel Chelsea today and landed
on the third fioor balcony. Her
two ankles and left arm were frac-
tured and her face and head lacer-
ated severely but she may recover,
il was said tonight.