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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25
DEATHS

Allen H0ngh 6say--Euueral services
ovsr the remains OF Allen Hough
erpy, aEe Is. who died at the resi-
tsfbs q ais latter, Allen Gray.
- Twelfth avenue yesterday aft
arnpon will take place from the
fsflb aNcf5ra paGIors of Vice this
morning. The remains will be
shipped to Pageland, S. c.. by Vice.
Besides his parents. Gray is sur
vived by one brother, John B. Gray,
of Birmingham.
Frank G. Lytle-Funeral services for
Frank G. Lytle. age 40. who died at
a local infirmary Monday night.
Will take place from the residence
of his brother, Guy F. Lyle. LOG
Fifty second street. Woodlawn, this
afternoon at o'clock. Interment
in Forest Hill cemetery, vice in
charge. Survived by his mother,
his widow. two daughters, three
brothers and two sisters.
Mrs. Charlean Hopper-Age AZ, died
at her residence. 2021 Sixth ave-
~nue, north. last night at IL o'clock.
The funeral will take place from
the residence of her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. e. s. Brammer, Gilmore
i avenue. West End. Nthe time to be
announced later by Johns. Besides
her parents. Mrs. Hopper Is sur
vived by her husband. j. H. Hop
s. per; one brother, S. e. Brammer,
land one sister. Mrs. C. A. Weaver.
MARY King Dawson--Funeral services
over the remains OF Mary King
!. Dawson. 4-year- daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. Sam w. Dawson, who died
at the residence, 1911 Tuscaloosa
avenue. yesterday afternoon, will
take place from the Fifth avenue
porlors of Vice this afternoon at 3
s.uclock. Interment in Elmwood.
Mrs. Jane Goode--Funeral services
erover the remains of Mrs. Jane
%Goode, age 81. who died at her resi-
sdence. 735 Sixth avenue, Boyles,
NMonday, took place from the resi-
dence yesterday afternoon at 1880
O'Clock Burial In Graham chapel
cemetery. Vice in charge.
Mrs. Sarah e. Peck-Remains of Mrs.
Sarah E. Perk, age 81, of Monte
pyallo, who died yesterday morning.
were shipped to Worchester, Mass,
yesterday morning for funeral
eservices and burial by Johns. Mrs.
.,Perk was the mother of Mrs DR..
sslseck. an official at the Montevallo
school.
Miss Maude Barry-Remains of Miss
Maude Barry, who died at a local
infirmary yesterday, were sent to
; ST. Andrews. Tenn, her former
home. last night for funeral sery-
ices and burial there by Johns.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25

Rotnry speakers-pr. Percy H

Negrexs Sentenced-Mary Madden.
negress, pleaded guilty to a charge
of counterfeiting yesterday afternoon
before Judge w. !. Grub in United
States district coure and was SEN
fenced to serve 80 days in the county
iail
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25
Mrs. sarah q. Peck-Remains Of Mrs.

Miss Maude Barry-Remains of Miss
Maude Barry, who died at a local
infirmary yesterday, were sent to
) st. Andrews. Tenn. her former
home. last night for funeral sery-
ices and burial there by Johns.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25
ALMON TO SPEAK
Will Take Place of Davis in DeKalb
County

Montgomery, October 24.-(Spe-
cial. )-Congressms.n Edward b. AL
mon of the eighth district will fill
nine appointments in DeKalb county
during the week which was assigned
to Harwell G. Davis. attorney gem
oral. Th attorny gnral was UNI
able to fill the appointments because
of illness. Congressman Almon will
make his first address at Fort Payne
Wednesday and will make three adj
dresses a day for three days.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-10-25

Value of Words--John Sparrow,
president of the Sparrow Advertising
agency, spoke on Words" at the
meeting of the Advertising club of
Birmingham at the Tutwiler hotel
Mr.. Sparrow told of the far-reaching
power OF the well worded advertise
ment.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
AborialnaI Europeans.

The European aboriginal man was
the Neanderthal. The three races :,
Caucasian stock, Arynn, Alpine anu
Semitic, are invaders. or these oh'y
the Aryan claims TO be In any wa,
European, The earliest traces +"
Aryans show a race Of blond saVases
inhabiung In part the marshes "
eastern Russia. They did not owen
at that time In the West or In the
Baltic basin, because these places Wels
under ice, and looked like Greenlan'
does today.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
Ancient EayptIans, Ysa..

The ancient Egyptians year, from
which ours is derived had a nauraI
beginning, 1t always commenced ON
the day when Sirius and the sun rose
i'sether' The temples Of Egypt were
really ohseryatorles, built TO face
or that star as II rose.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
Aeorns Tor Luck.

From ancient times the acorn has
been held a protection against raht-
ming, as the tops Of many OF our flag.
STATS, the ends of II cornice poles,
Dol umbrella tassels and our blind
cords still attest.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
ON. wav 70 Get BAD Service,

Once get n reputation as a chroh,'
kicker and everybody who has {" ~
anything for you will g that you ~.
something more to kick about Ds'ro"
Free Press.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
Barking Doc owner Jailed

When n dog hHrEs M night In Inpan
the owner is arrested aud sentenced
TO work for n fixed time f0r the neIgh.
bors whose slumhers may have been
disturbed.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
Chop Stroke Came Natural

Golf lnstructor-"Oh. swing the club
mani Swing III Don't chop at the
FAIL as II You were a butcher" Be
Elnncr-"Confound II, that's Just whn-
| am"-Boston Evening Transcript
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

Dear Miss Brooks;
have read Our Corner In the local
paper and I find IL not only intensely in
teresting. but also very educational. Al
though I have never before written 10 you for
Information, the answers you have given 9TH
err seem 10 be perfectly satisfactory, Now
may I ask you to answer some for me II Il
will not Interfere with your othcr Sfairsi ~
Other than wearing eye glasses, what u .
cure for weak cysl (2l Is ---
a good face lotlonl 49, Is - a good
hair toniel 90 Should oxfords or other low
cut Shoes be worn in winter (5l Is Mabel
NormAnd married, what rs her age and nd.
dressf (6l Should a girl fourteen attend pub
lie dAneesI l extend my advance thanks
to you. Miss Brooks, for your valuable In
formation. I remain with sincere best wishes
for you.
SUNSHINE. Parowan. Utah.
Thank you. Sunshine, for your lovely words
Of praise and announcement ~ I would
hesitate to advise any treatment for your
eyes. Bathing In cold salt water Is restful
20 the eyes, You had better consult an oc-
culist (2l I am not familiar with the lotion
mentioned. so would not care TO pass judy
ment But I would advise you TO be careful
TO use only those preparations which have
been tried and tested and have been found
pure and reliable. (S) The shampoo Is good
as a ~shsmDoo, but cannot Eay Il Ia a
good tonic. az II IA not well 10 wear low
sni -ho@ for outdoor In winter. though. II
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
Penauln. unsfra.a Of gar

The pengulns OF the antarctic le-
gions are the most human OF oil Ws
bird family, walking upright and liv.
ing In communities. quite una tratd Oh
man.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

his IS your corner. Make Use Of ii for your information o question,
TAT are pulling you 1t will be my pleasure and privilege to answe care
TED 10 tho, and your full name and addc. must accompany each letter
For special information send stamped envelope All communication will Al.
ways be held in absolute confidence.
All letter. should be addressed very plainly in en- and uk p
'"" '"'A'' o ~ o"' al |y I.~A
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
SPEEDING I'd production.

Aiice-"Why do you go shopping
when you haven't any money! vir-
sinia-"oh, get through 80 much
quicker I'-Judse.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

your ankles are well protected with wool hose
many consider II Is not harmful H) Mabel
Normand Is not married Her address h.
Mack Sennett Studios. Glendale. Calf Miss
Normand does not give her age (6) No, II b
not advisable for R'rls To attend public dances
at all. even though they are past fourteen.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

Dear Miss Brooks
have been interested In your corner and
have a few questions 10 ask also, ~ When .
fellow writes To n girl whom he don't know
and wants to be her friend. should she answer
or notf t2) Why should the Columbins be
our national flowerr Thanking you In adj
vance. l am. as ever, yours.
ROSIE OF Utah
M II would not he entirely improper for
you N answer such n letter. by writing Just q
niee friendly letter. (2l There are a num-
Der OF very good rcHsons, Rosie. one OF
which Il that Il Is a native Of more states
than any other wild flower. with the excep-
lion. perhans, o. the golden rod It grows and
makes beautiful the most barren spots, and
Flour'shes In tn m0-e fNr'le places. stu an
n'h-r rea on Is the roaming Of the flower.
hich l. 'Rfsolvei To win"
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

tell you the proper answer Listen 10 tnp
better self. girls. Il never guides you astray.
Ub Yes. II you will SEM . stamped envsl
opa
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

we're you ! would Just forget about the boys
Mt all Il concerned. Or course you may have
boy friends. u Blue and gold, black and gold,
red and green. purple and orange. pink and
lavender. blue and rose are all pretty combin-
ations. don't you think7 49, SO much de-
ponds ON when. where and how served, rs TO
what TO serve. A simple antelope Sundae with
cake. during the hot weather is sufficient. or
watermelon served In small balls or cubes In
iced glasses, followed with n sweet Of SONS
Kind and Iced tea. coffee or lemonade, or =
dainty sandwich and an iced drink, followed
with a plain lee cream and cake. az Face
powder does not harm the skin unless you
Keep your skin well cleansed with q good
cream. N your powder u not too light you
do not need 10 apply a cream before putting
on your powder. Young glris usually have
so lite need for using powder that II is
n pity To ''rake up.'' 20 do not be In hasts
10 use anything. The fresh. girish skin. IA
more To be desired than all the artificial
beauty one can secure.
Dear Miss Brooks;
Are boys welcome to your cornerf II 90.
will you please answer . few questions for
met n) IL Il proper for boys Of fourteen and
Kiss = girl the first time you take her honey
Some act like they wanted us 10 kiss them.
f) Some Of the girls seem 10 want ~ 10
put our arm around them and love them M.
Is IL proper for US 70 do sof 40 Is Il proper
10 set outside with q giri during . dancef
,some Of the older boys dol t5) DO you
think u Il proper for girls To chew gum.
vnn 5a - 49, ,hanas m, wh., I'm. .a,,S .",
,hint ~ = g,ri ,.tussd IN d%.re. Nth s"u' ,b.c
danced shat same dance with another fellow !
We hope this won't trouble you very much
w VT so"a'"H wv" WI" ~ " ~1n 49,
Yes. indeed. boys are very welcome. ~ I
would say No. 20 your first five questions,
Vim IN. sir,. rss ,,.,,, r. 49,. ~, -.
nsytx orr..,oraIlv i. an r,ght h,, moi 20
| how. dance I'd .,c wou,d No, cu,tI.
NV, Inv IN IN , ro s.sn XII, XII sSrr uS suS Ws,s
ons. ,ian. "a, n mso,,,s hs o,,i,n a.. .o ,h,ra
| n. dIJ No, car. tc dane. fhat dane. WITH
me. and would think. or eere. no more about
h.S no GOA .,eu '"" '"" u"
W." "" s""' 'Ae"
~. NJ. 49,
year m"' nrooxs,
~ have bcen readins POUR corner for ss|s
time and - yoa have helped 90 many ~,
sr., Thought you could help me also. ~
Who y the greatest man now living -
womsn living and where does she hvsf ~
| what u Edisons greatest invensiont ~ W.
= the Greatest musician living and vhs!!o .
ne iivingf WD where can get . book =
dancing lessons t6l wy are some 9irb -
crazy over bcysf ~ IL 9 girl fourteen ysar
OF ase too old 70 play with dollsf ND What
should . virl do with her dolls WHEN shs
ga: too big nor thsmf ~ Why do All ths
gtris thirteyn % fifteen 10 with 'toyst no
ccnld you pissss tell me whore these insms
Kathleen. Clara Romona. Esther. Emma. Mar.
ysre, xnne. rrsderiek' Iheodore or led,
!. ~ Ia a. ~. az" nss wou'
ne very s'ad 70 nave the tenth question An
"vvIu -, -
'"S "uS S0un' -,
Va, No.. .. y. W.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

Dear Miss Brooks;
have been very interested In your corner.
and l think Il Is neAt I am a new mem
Der and would like you TO answer u few
questions for me. please. ~ IL II proper
10 dance with a boy you do not know. u not
what would you tell himH C2l II . girl should
move 20 another town, should she write 10 the
boy firstf (3) 10 you meet a hoy In your
home town often, and you have not been
introduced TO him, should you speak TO him
az II a girl has been going with a boy
for some time, and he TAKES her home, 10 u
proper for him 10 put his arm around herf
(b) Could you give me the address OF a
company that SNAKES hair into switches J
Thanking you very much. I remain,
BACK EYES. Utah.
nD Surely there should be some means by
which tbs boy can be introduced % YOU Is
there notf A. I have often said, "Cireum-
stances alter cases" and II the circumstances
were such that he had no way OF receiving
an Introduction TO you II might be quite pro-
per for you 10 dance with him. (2l No. dear.
let the boy write frst CD Better walt 10
be introduced, BLACK Eyes. You would be
taking no chances on beng criticised by him
or others. N) No, NOi Some time | am
polng TO take n day ~ and count the num-
Der OF tins this question has been put 70
80 --v SsS A~~'t v@~ h@t.sr all
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

VIII you please answer some questions for
met % I have my hair bobbed. which 70
the style. TO curl Il or mott t2) Il IL proper
10 tell = boy thanks when he takes you bomer
Wishing you much success.
SMILES.
% Whichever Is the most becoming 10
your style OF beauty. Smiles C2l Let him
thank you. dear, unless he has simply escorted
you home from ZONE place through courtesy
only Then Il would be Proper for you to
thank him.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23
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u,nnl Q(
|QMuLl Ou
:
| ~ school i
|,,ries met in
arern
E,rssnt.
F,rhitect Wa
I~.s.rcan Fork
ISs,,eted and
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ID M buildin
~. reported
y, a progre
n. and the
6nnd. NO
svfk had ~"
tmdng anu
Clsiup "o'
tMsA
]. B. BALL
deulture, me
- with I'M
suith-Hugne
In board
vcfk in the
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tsrt II In
" presen''
me
the W"
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-09-23

Dear Miss Brooks
l Just can't help thinking how splendid
you are % be able TO answer all cur ch ld.sh
cryf and whims Perhaps you can answer
some OF my foolish questions. OD Do you
think II incorrect for girls thirteen years old
o. .a1, i'm boy wan ony % o p emily
rrr such a. being like Yals7 (2l What two
" 'h'nt are pre"y FOR class colors :
~o ro7'e y''~e hmonis that are
tasty to serve at a party1 90 Do ylu
lac, .Osdef Lura ... ghlpf 10" old
be- 1rs hry % o ~ Should one
--'n hsfo-, gut,ing powder on so
lp'I ne
and adv
o-rsTIoEs. UtslL
90
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

john Maynard Keynes. the British nm
anc.al expert. based on data obtained
by HIM from the Russian representa-
tvcs II; 'ie"oo.
After all that has been rr.a'"I about
financial ;"ila,son n Russia. few people
have any notion # its vast extent. The
single ruhic. normally worth half a
dollar. has long since been ignored.
r.,yrr money IS n UNITS o. thousands
or m.tl.pn: OF ruhlrs. Til. notes out
standing on tho arS, Of last Apr! ag-
crrca,"G 7l.Ouo. "N' unn. 900 -uh'cs-- ;hat
=. II ,r;llton>-;no<; Of winch has been
issued since the beginning OF the pres
E"' year
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wax ''''''S 80 '''>'' ~ '':''''''''
Consequences ''"'S.'e "' '"e '""'S'
barter S'"' PERSISTS h'"'n 81 '"'
revenue IS r"''"'''" IN N'""' AZ" We
have the ""TAu'N - inc gre" ''S'
volume Of note 'SS"" ever known 'eao-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

: GidIcy az Hon. H. [. ogden Of NhCc''
,.,r - AN ,.r,f ,ha, WIZ he, ul iut,r.!:
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/ right wien others ''H'..'"~.H go q" ''.'.''
tree. ii' mas u''" ''"'' q" ''' ''-@
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enc" max taxes h''n '"' ''''" '"' ~ ,'''
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w me he IS on inc "'""S HU-' !" Wv
many 'h'hES |" max - '"'N>l't' 'rr w,
'''z''" 10 nope ma, - Ev''','''
! ""U.d renew" ''' COUNT ''''' 80 -
r"i 'r""hi"S' Nrt u ""H'A ne H'H'' '"N
I" know mat II IN" Voters Fh'uI' nap
pen {" forget again i"'S ihi. S''' IN
, those hundreds "i lhlHHH i"U h'N" M
relation :" p'..urS IN" p'"I'" W"n'H
HAY" caral't". all" man - Ni@h'hE'"'.
Like H. vcrId.c u Indiana. Mr. 'E"'h
MI! appeal to the pr"Er"">''" sent
I mcnt IN the E"pUD!ican party. OF Wn''n
! there IS grca' d"aL |; needs only '""
hand Q; a master :" 'dn," u - rus" -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12
EX-SENATOR SCOTT SAYS
COUNTRY SUPPORTS HARDING

younC men who VIII get tn" benefit OF
this bonus who have no earthly Us" for
IT,; who arc amply able to tanc "al" 81:
themselves. Who al" sons o. r.rh fam
les. AMI who. N many eases. were not
even out Of III" country. There -
vide difference between careful and dis
eliminating aid for those who suffered
an dare IN need. and the reckless dish
ing out Of large sums o: money to
many thousands who ran no risk; who
incurred no losses. and who are not in
need. The big thing this country should
try 10 do now is to rcdu &C taxation and
IN stimulate industry. AMI a large bonus
Indebtedness will opera 20 keep up
taxes. hamper industry and create un-
employment"
Senator Srott expects o NC IN Wheel
Ing somo three or four days and hopes
70 have the opportunity Of seeing u! Of
his old friends of years gone BY.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12
>RIPPLING RHYMES
.AAABy WALT MAsONAAAAAAA
.By WALT NJ AS 0 NJ
MORAL SUASION.

""rad" and "ihf
ur h" Didn't
they'd hm roa" l. '''''
he W. th'|
TIL ON '"" ""' nv"
wcS
II that head S'I ""'""
strictly
c>"S
the 80 h nEhFi ''|'
fr months 'nS
rich and h'I>
nSc my mind
lrssyc who We tail me and
,,'apyrEh; ,i"nr Matthew Adams'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12
OCDEN'S CANDIDACY

tfr"m tho Charleston Gazctte)
.Th" G;LHrrt" does not take part in any
nominations except N those rare caScT
Where - particular nomination wouiC
involve - prinCipl" too dear I" hc sur
r"rG"rcI Ohrin"sly. II has no desire
." Interfere ~ the nominations on III"
Erpuhllrau .;sI" N"I"rr h6lNSS the "a n
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12
OPPOSITION TO THE BONUS BILL
Is GENERAL AMONG BUSI-
NESS MEN
Favor Aid to All Soldiers Who Need
But Not Lavishly Wasted
[Tcst Virginia Should Send All Best Men
to Washington

HON. y Is. Scott and Nre Scott. who
hl}" r',u spending the winter n 'ai-
..nrr.,l. arrived IN Wheeling Wednesday
.'.tCHlnE and are registered At the Nc
Lure House. Both Mr.. and Mrs. Scott
" Il be- remembered by th" older people
%. Nnc"HaE They were for many yea rs
residents OF This city and 1t WAS from
'h!,, r.ry IN 1875 that Mr.. Scott was first
elected TO tho United States Senate. ii"
WAS reelected for 4 second term Of six
years IN 1907. and later on account az
his extensive business connections at
" I.n.us:,"n and elsewhere. made Wash
.uriuu E!$ nill"id! residence. Senator
i'ul'. however. has continued to re-
pJid Wh""I:us as his real home. and
Both h" and Mrs Scott make Il rule
L. visit th.S community as frequently
Is possible. During tn" past winter they
have been staying ~ Pasadena. Cal.
and returning across the continent, took
,h.s opportunity 10 stop in Wheeling
AMI call upon old friends
Daring his years Of activity in public
affair. Mr. Scott was one of the most
lnnuchrlal Republican leaders n the
.u.Imiry He was for twenty years 4
n."nh- III tho I\ariOnal Republican
-;uuiiioc AMI for twelve years served
.. tho Executive COMMITTEES OF the Ma
'.rII ronn!,'c". lie was an associate
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I.r,,,d St..fc. Scr,,, mr. Tor tho rcr,Ih-
,.,.,,, ro,,,t,,,;or Gov ,ho I.,ifcd Sf,tos
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inv, :, amor ~, r,,a nrrsurc tho
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L., n.,,, No., ,,,,.,.y,.,r,,, ,,r,y,,, mo do
,.,~ So 90. n,ib,nr scrns TO interfere
with senatorial ambitions.
"Spr.kiu.. SERIOUSLY" said the senator
1T i I'M io tho Rruuhli,anS Of West
N:rc.uiL 10 send to WASHINGTON the very
h.,-f timber they can lind President
Harding ur"tS the assistance Of the
miles,, mo-, of the party He looks to
Nest N,-r!u.I hcrHuSr II Is = nrIChbo
stair ,u r:,, r,,u assistance. and feel
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

We note that an ordinance Is being
drafted that will prohibit future caaliope
playing on Sunday.
So they have grace enough TO call IT
rIayinE."
we'd hate Ike - 10 hear one that
was out Of tune.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12
E P AR AGR Apis;
xBy ROBERT GUILE N

is tho triumr the theory
many is In
lankcr
e'O1
probably Nature
hcath
would least learn to make neat Fnd
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

The word ballot means literally .
l.l;!c ball We are informed.
From bali we get the thought OF roll;
thus We see how roll" is connected
with ballots.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

-Romance Carried On by Telephone"
Headline.
Must have had an exceptional con
trai" on this; line.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

The supper table was set and Mrs.
Professor was awaiting the arrival Of
her husband. What can be keeping
him so late" she asked.
DauChtcr-Maybc he's been held up
and robbed.
Bright Son-Wcll. he'll soon be here
then; that won't take long.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

London society women are said 70 b"
having toe removed from each foot
in order to hc able 20 wear tho latest
style in shoes. Eu: what X anothcc
r;yle comes along that demands ali hve
.ucS ac"srH
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

The time difference between New
YORK and London is five hours" we
learn.
The difference between England and
the. United States. however. is several
billion.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

Opposed 10 Dry Law."-Hcadline.
No. this does not refer TO ye Register
.L.tcr: there's another Teller in Wheel
.uS gin II, TOO.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

Reserve Club. Headline.
Yes, It's best not 10 use It until you
have to-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-12

" ork, it IS life" says a manufacturer.
such philosophy as this bears rspeu-
ton.