South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-02

land on sober thought. he asked the
court for divorce.
| In London n man and woman were
married ~ ice the same day. The strange
/ part IS they mIrried each other both
Zines
TERRE HAUTE - The sheriff
here is wondering whether V!go
county hunters are bad shots or out
/ for big game. for one recently shot
! Mrs. Mary Keith's horse.
\ oliver Mape OF Los Angeles fell OF an
/ S4-fOOt cliff and walked away, but il is a
very bad habit.
! LAFAYETTE - Edward Mitchell
/ is credited with the prize little
mouth black bass catch OF the year
with one Weighing six pounds
scaled.
The report is out that Charlie Chaplin
/ will marry again. Have you noticed
movie wedding reports always say
again?
ANDERSON - Loren Huntingcr
received watch and ring by mail
which had been stolen in a hold-up
and with them was a note from the
\ robber stating that he could not
! dispose Of them.
/ In one year a Holstein cow gave milk
which weighed s3,36s pounds before the
water was added to &C.
/ CHICAGO - Grand opera stars
! here objecting to the chilly breezes
sweeping their bare knees during
| rehearsals, mixed II" in q free for
all fight with stage hands. Several
we're cut up and bruised in the
melee.
4 reader writes in TO ask IL cough
drops make you drop a cough. Yes.
I HILLSBORO - Donald Davidson
said he went TO sleep while driving
I his automobile and the car turned
over in the ditch.
The Army Navy football game in Phil
| adeIphia kept $4,000 PhIladelphians
awake until dark.
FORT WAYNE-Exhibit "a" in
the divorce suit Of Mrs. Eva Boquie
was a lock OF hair which Mrs
Boguie testified her husband pulled
from her head.
Christmas story: Mamma. all the
other little boys have bicy cIes."
FORT WAYNE-The honor Of
/ being the first woman in Allen
I n
office to a Judge was accorded Miss
/ Martha Cannaday, deputy clerk,
who swore in Judge Charles Ryan.
just when the dark clouds were lifting
comes the sad news that i,017,6s6 cases
| of salmon have been packed.
| CODUNIBUS--John Bowers, II,
| and Jack Morgan, 20, were per-
mitted to sleep in Jail here, when
they told Sheriff Phillips they were
broke and too proud to write TO
their parents in Louisville until they
! found work.
! Nice thing about winter Is you keep
! your hands i'm your pockets and cant
! lose your money so easily.
I Mem NORk-1WO hundred NankS
/ who stayed in France after the war
and got stranded, are thankful TO be
| back in Uncle Sans yard They ar
rived on the s. S. President Adams.
primed for their first Thanksgiving
IN five years.
Motorists will lie glad to learn an auto
derailed train In Illinois.
CHnCAGo-Tt cost Louis Spelling,
| fruit peddler, S25 for alleged prof
teering. in cranberries. The judge
said he had no right to hit his Gus
, toner in the eye with an overripe
apple. even though the latter called
J him a "profteer."
| Bill Hays says motion pictures pro-
mote culture, do you mind IL we call
them promotion picturesS
CHICAGO-Dr. Ben Il. Reitman,
president If the hibi college, was
be toastmaster at free Thanksgiv-
ing banquet for 1000 knights OF
The Road" at MA" Greenstein's
restaurant on S, State st.
score CIemenceau"-headIine. That
reminds US, after this winter baseball
starts again.
3. B. Cleaners, Main 700.
adv. 332tf