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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
News of Fifty Years Ago

G'rorn tho Richmond Dispatch. Oct g. ls72D
II. c. Tinslcy long connected with the press
OF this city and for several years the Rich
mond agent Of the New York Associated
Press. has become editor and part owner OF
the Staunton indicator.
Rev. John T.. Deans and Miss Rettie Light
foot Pondexter. or Manchester. were married
by Rev. w. Il. Hatcher. assisted by Rev. y. W.
Wilson. at the Manchester Baptist Church.
Purcell. I.add X Co are Offering magic
diamonds for cutting glass; easily handled.
clean and efficient
From Dublin. Pulaski comes this: The cat
tie business now is quite bright Don't your
Richmond butchers want some big Pulaski
hullocks TO drive through your Btrccts with
ribbons dying from their horns and music and
cheers? II 50. let them send up. for Is
the time. Euiid up Richmond fast can
send you carloads OF nice bcersteak
Hillary Brown. formerly member of the
Lynchburg Rifles. was shot in the arm by n
minnie ball at the battle OF Boonehoro. Md,
September 10. 1852. Yesterday the bullet
came out near the elbow Joint.
Horace Greeley has been invited to attend
the Danvillc Fair ON the 22nd instant.
O. IL Robinson was appointed postmaster at
Wr,criook Chesterfield County vico Silas
Peterson.
In the Philadelphia Baptist Association on
Wednesday the address of the General AS
ISOLATION OF Virginia sending cordial In
v!tation to Join with them in the scmicenten-
NAL anniversary OF that body. read and a
committee OF fifteen appointed to attend.
Rev. G. c. Biting and Rev. a. r.; Dick inson, of
Richmond. made appropriate remarks.
The new Archbishop OF Baltimore. Rt. Rev.
James r. Baylcy VIII arrive In that city on
tho 10Th. and VIII at proceed to the
archbishop's mansion on Charles Street adj
joining the cathedral. Arrangements hnve
been made for his Installation on Sunday. the
18Th. at II 4. VI.
Racahout dcs Arabs arc now being imported
from France. and offered .or sale by
Meade G. Baker. at oIa Main Street
w. II. Robins Is offering for rent on Grove
Avenue. near the city limit (about Lombardy
street, n very pretty and convenient cottage.
containing eleven rooms and several out-Duid-
ings IN good condition. with nearly an acre
OF ground. tor $500 per annum.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
FRIDAY. OCTOBER 6, 1922.
NNrssary for Another Purpose

a TTORNEY-G ENERAL SAUNDERS con-
4 / cluSion that ian extra session Of the
General Assembly is wholly unnecessary TO
portionmept Bill" will % course. receive
the attention due an authoritative clearing
mp OF somewhat obscure question OF pub
lie Importance. His ruling does not bear,
however, upon the broad question OF wheth-
or an extra session is necessary at all, and
interpOscs no objection to the correction of
the law al 4 special session. That is to say,
an early opportunity for rccasting tho APP
poIT!Onment bin may be expected, though
this work be not technically necessary
NirEinia's reasons for Desiring demand
ing" is 4 better phrase special Legislative
session relate TO matter OF more pressing
Significance than the valuation OF the re
apportionment bill The forthcoming ses-
sion OF the General Assembly will be called
in response 10 the growing insistcncn upon
authorization OF bond issue for highway
construction. That such Il session may now
safely be described as Forthcoming" l
no lonEe! 10 be Qucstioned agreement be
tween the legislative leaders who respective
~, sponsored and opposed the issuance of
bonds, has definitely swept aside all or
SaniZcd opposition TO the bond issue or an
extra session to authorize II, and the Gov
crnoTs position is too well known 10 admit
OF doubt that he will seize the opportunitv
now opened 10 him. Progressive Virginia
VIII confidently expect notice of the call
within a short time.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

Funeral services for Artie T..
Pierce. %. OF 2230 Park Avenue. a
chief clerk In the railway mall ser.
vice. who died at his home early
yesterday morning, Will DO con-
Quoted this afternoon at o'clock
at News Ferry. where the body viii
be taken Today. Rev w. Il. Wal
tiers. assisted by Rev J. e. Ne
Caulcy. OF rrotcntant Christian
Church. VIII conduct tho service
Mr. Pierce was n native OF Halt
fax County. bu, had made his home
here for the past twelve years. He
was an active worker In tho FRS,
Christian Church. AZ tho limo OF
his death he was on the cornn!,,e.
In charge OF the erection OF now
church.
BESIDES his WIFE, he is survived
by one son. Edgar: one daughter.
JAMIE brother. w. j. Pierce. ana
a sister. Mrs. ID. ]. Snipe. OF News
Ferry.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
DETERMINE BEST GOLFER
IN MATCHES SATURDAY
Country Club Of Petersburg
Invites Public TO Attend
Final Strugulcs.

PETERSBURG, VA, Oct. 5.-Thc
people OF Petersburg have been in-
vitcd ia witness the nnal matches in
the Solf tournament at the Country
Club Saturday afternoon. beginning
at 2:3O o'clock. The invitation Is
extended by the executive commit
tee of tho club. Tho first round
scores could not DO obtained untll
today and arc being published with
tue second round. which arc as fol-
lows:
First Hound.
First hisht--R. S. Parkinson de-
tcatcd III. IL. Wells, 10, Ben Kinsey
advanced by +. Il. Maclin, Jr.. de-
iaultinE. Robert Strange defeated
Or. l.. NJ Field. 81; j. Dunn Martin
defeated W. n. Mann .r., G-5; X. ",
en- defeated Spooncr Epps. 81. ~
II. Cole defeated Harvey seward. 80;
ernest TONNES defeated Porter Stew
art. 81. Robert Mckcnncy defeated
Charles Lewis, up.
Second nisht-K. Tucker defeated
Jack James. 81. l1. T.. T. Bask.r-
vie advanced r. +. Heats. Jr.. de-
saultinG; Donald W.cins defeated
iiuhcrt eating. J-i. Charles Il. Sc
ward defeated J. .. Walker. -: \.
l.. Seward defeated l.. \. Martin. 30,
sidney Green defeated Il NJ cary,
81: w. ". Townes defeated Or
Mooinaw. 80: II. T. Cooper defeated
V. X. BcaChy. 81.
Third hight-Thomas Whyte de-
icatcd y. ;. Southern. l up. Dr W.
L. Hoy defeated L. -. Barksdaic.
80: John f. Allison advanced Il. B.
Sprauey. defauitins. Louis Pitcher
advanced y. l.. Woods. default!nu
Charles Il. Plumncr defeated Dr.
Fred GIN. 81: Robert Boswell ad-
vanced Lewis Waller. dcfaultinE, r.
II. GIN defeated Jim Titus. up; Dr.
W. u. Mcllwaine defeated :. l..
Mitchell. 10.
Second Hound.
First h!ght-l3cn kinscy defeated
X. >. Porkin son. 81; Dunn Martin
defeated Robert Strange. 81: Il. W.
Gill defeated X y Cole. 81. Koh.r,
Mckcnney defeated Ermcst Towues.
30
Second G!gh,-Dr. Baskerville de-
featcd Is Tucker. 81: Donald
Wccms defeated c. u. seward. 30.
y. L.. Sewald defeated sidney Green.
So ii. +. Cooper defeated ". w.
TowneS 81
Third nish,-Dr w +. Hoy de-
feated Thomas Whytc. Go; Louis
49, az ''''ci 'Hiif4'S T.. Plum
msr. Gefau!tiuI. DR.. McIlwalne adj
Nanccd L. H. GIN. 80
The Scmiiim.ls are being played
OF today and tomorrow. the pair
iuss being as follows:
First n!sht-Den kluscy aga!ns,
Dunn Martin.
> co n!ght-pr Baskerville
against Donald Wecms: ~ l.. So
ward against II. +. Cooper.
Ih!fu hlght-Dr. ". l.. Hoy
against Or McIlwa!nc.
Following the nnals SATURDAY 10,
VIII be served to the members n,,I
their guests.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
ELECT ROANOKE MAN
HEAD OF PITHIANS
LEY Associated r-rss.l

NORFOLK. VA. Oct. 5.-Dr.
Thomas l.. Payne. of Roanoke. was
selected AS the grand chancellor Of
the Virginia Grand Lodge Of knights
OF Pyth!as this afternoon He sue
ccecs u Mercer Hartman. OF Ports
mouth. Walter Sitcr:. OF Norfolk.
ives elected vicc-grand chancellor.
Jefferson Wallace. OF Richmond. was
reelected as the grand preiute OF
the NIrBinia Lodge.
othcr officers are r. II. Bell, Jr.
Stannton.' grand keeper OF the req
"r!S an! seals. J. "a Slaughter Bris.
toll granh master a: arms: w. l.
walton. Woodstock. grand Inner
guard; II. l.. Gillian. OF Petersburg
grand outer guard. and supreme rep
rcsyn'attve To The grand lodge. James
T Bailey
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
MISIiTJKE ALMANAC.
SPARKS FROM TURESHER
KNIVES BURN BARN
Lsnnnlnl 10 Tho rlmes.nlsnn,chl

Especial TO The Times Dispatch.
WINCllESE VA. oct. j-Firc.
probably caused by Il piece or metal
striking against knives In a
thrcshcr. late yesterday quickly con-
auiu"d an Immense barn and out
buildings At SCalcby Manor Farm.
owned By Mrs. Henry BROOK Gllpin.
at Boycc. Clarke County. causing a
lass %! $4,000. AL the property was
well Insured. Adjoining s;ruciurnr
u'S i'.,H included two silus. cattle
shed, hog pen. threshing machine
straw stack from which 900
bushels OF wheat had just hccn
ihreshcd. nifty tons OF alfalfa hay.
800 bushels o! oats and 100 bushels
o' wheat. 500 other bushels having
been delivered TO buyer.
scores %: volunteers battl,d with
spreading danes and kept fire from
the u!psn residence. one Of the show
places OF Clarke County, which was
'" d"""cr because OF the protractcd
drought.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

preston the vocing of such views as to
restricted legislative functioning in "tho
greatest deliberative body In tho world" by
,ho first woman Senntor--ono whose years
havo been crowned by glorious achieve
ment--would create IN the upbuilding of
saner attitude toward problems OF grave
concern from tho right solution OF which
we are getting further away by reason of
political teachings wholly at variance with
provSa theories OF sound governmental and
social undertaking.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
PREP SCHOOL ELEVEN
WILL CLASH TODAY

PETERSBURG. VA. Oct 5.--"we
to'hs TO win" said Manager
n'.S'ian Munt. OF the Petersburg
it.S" Scho"l football team this aft
,I Whcn he was asst what no
predicted would he the outcn,rs ~,
'he game tomorrow afternoun ha.
'Weeh MS and the McGuire's univer-
SLY school Of Richmond
me game is scheduled to star, TO.
'"'lo" afternoon at O'Clock q,
ch"!" street Park. and the iarr
crowd ever attending foo,baIl
I""e IN Petersburg Is expected IN
on hand To root sor tho local
eleven. wal
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
MOTHER HELD IN BAH,
WITH SMALL SON
ny Associated prcsa.l
PORTsMOuTu VA 90,

PORTSMOUTH. VA. Oct s.
Charged with being an accessory In
the shooting OF George Smith. ne
gro. at Gilmcrton las; Monday. Mrs.
Anna krcmiick. who voluntarily
went to jail with her l2-ycar-old
son. Ferdinand. held for the shoot
Ing. declared she would not let the
child remain In jail alone was to-
day held In bali along with her son
They were released in bond Of $500
each Mrs krcml!ck said she had
nothing TO say regarding the charge
of being accessory
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Hold Rishop.s Funeral Tuesday.

WHEELING. W. VA. OCT 3d.
Funeral services for the Rirh, Rev
Donahue. d. D.. bishop OF the
Wheeling Diocese OF the Roman
Catholic Church. who died last night
VIII be held Tuesday morning The
Most Rev. Michael ] Curley, arch
bishop OF baltimore. will be tho
celebrant. The body Will lie In state
ut the residence until Sunday. when
II will be removed to tho cathedral.
Dlgnitnries OF Tho church from
Pennsylvania. Ohio. Virginia. New
York and other states. Will attend
the funeral
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
FARMER is FREED
BY "UNWRITTEN LAVE

Especial TO The Times Dlspatch.]
STAUNTON. VA. Oct. 6.-Thirtecn
minutes after the jury In Circuit
Court here was given tho case of
James Brown. farmer. Indicted for
tho murder OF John Franklin. nu,o-
mobile salesman. on the night Of
June .. verdict or not guilty was
returned tonight shortly after 0
o'clock. Argument was compIe,od -,
S:55 O'Clock. The defense based i,x
case on the ''unwrittcn law"
Commemorative Attorney l<crr
asked for tho extreme penalty for
murder I'm the first degree
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Charge He Kicked out w,uoo,.

Ia NCfiBtlsG. VA. Oct. 5.--Ray-
mond Turner. OF this CITY wos ar
rested this morning on the charge OF
damase to property. the charge he
ing mat he had kicked out two
large plate glass windows I'm tho
front of the Academy OF Music.
iurner was arrested last week after
nc had Kicked out four large glass
windows In the theatcr. hut he has
not yet been tried under tho first
charge.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

hfNCHBCRG. VA. oct. Sc. c.
Bailey. Fairvicw Hnighis drug
clerk. was scntcuccd to serve a
year in Jan on Il charge OF unIaw-
fully shooting Lyle G. Woodson,
proprietor OF the drug store Judge
Christian. Of the Corporation Court.
ovcrrul.1 motion to Set tho YER
diet aside.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Funeral OF Captain II. T.. wilkins,

NEWPORT NEWS. VA. DC, b
The funeral OF Captain II T. VIII
k!ns. who was drowned hero several
days ngo. was held Yesterday at tho
First Presbyterian Church. Rev. T..
y. Dcnn!son. o! the FITS, Baptist
Church. and Rev. l. r Wexford. OF.
the First Presbyterian Church. con-
Quoting tho service Captain VIII
hins' former command and other mil
itary units were In tho funeral pro-
ccssion. the lnicrm"ut being made
in Grecutawn Cemetery with .ull
military honors.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Dry Officers Slain From Aubu.,

DADE CITY. FLA. Oct. 5.-W. G.
waters. Federal prohibition agent.
and j c. Crenshaw. constable OF
riIby. were killed Today when
hred on from ambush nj q lonely spot
near here. The bodies wcre found
IN an automobile on the roadside,
authorities expressed the belief TINT
thcy were returning from n raid ON
moonShine still when fred unon
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
"HnppincSs" on Lyc.um rr,,

PETERSBURG. VA. Oct. IA
series OF entertainments will be
given by the Lyceum course under
IN" auspices OF the Petersburg High
SchooI. the hrst one to appear on
Ho'e'hper Il In the auditorium OF
tho school. The play. "IIonninn.s >.
VIII he tho first to appeor on ,ho
program In November.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Fire Damages Peanut p,.n,

PETERSBURG. VA. OCT
PROMPT work on the par, of nro,nnn
prevented serious CONFEDERATION 10.
n'snt Mt s:45 o'clock. when a blaze
pioke out In the boilerroom OF tho
IKE PEANUT Company's plant on
i."st Eank street. C. f. Mavers
Waterman. was slightly Injured on
me ieit leg when he attempted n
nSht the blaze. which originated in
me roof directly over the boiler
Damage Is small
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Try bribery Charge October .,

PlIOEBCS. VA, Oct. 5.-Tucsday
October "a. has been set ms tho dat.
for the trial OF Mayor Joseph T.. Dix
on. Town Sergeant George II. Lam
Ger and former Police officer vii.
Ham r. Williams. Indicted on charges
OF accepting alleged brides by the
grand jury, by Judge Clarence w
Robinson In the Circuit Court OF
Elizabeth City County.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
DEATHS IN VIRGINIA
Frank I. Sfnrkc Die,

Frank l. S,arkc, son OF the Iato
Thaddcus B. and Mary Spence Stnrko
died yesterday morning At mis- home
203G West Grace street lie is sur-
vivcd by his wife. Emily Savage
Starke. The funeral viii be from
the residence this afternoon at 4
o'clock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
nuddcrlcS- Schooner j. In.

NORFOLK. VA. Oct. 5.--Ruddcr-
less, twenty-five days out OF port
and several hundred miles or her
course. the iour-inastcd American
schooner Hope Sherwood was towcd
into Lynnhuvcn Roads at o'clock
last night By the steamer Wabash.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

Dr. c. O. Rice, Of Denver. Col
brother OF tn" late /. Rice. dicl
In Baltimore. Md. Monday afternoon
AT o'clock lie leaves. besides his
widow. ono hrd7hcr, NJ L. Rice. Of
Illinois. and two sistcrs. Mrs G. G..
Blanoy and Miss Li'lIc Rice. ~ Ash
land lis body VIII be taken 70
Denver for burial
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Twcnty-Threc Irregu:nrs KILLED.

Coitk, Oct. 5.--Twenty-three ir-
regulars were killed and thirty taken
prisoner In the thirty hour baltic on
Monday and Tuesday at Killorglin
near Killarney. according to an Of
hcia! report published mere today.
inc Free state casualties were slight.
hut included the commanding officer.
complete column of irreguiars has
been captured at Doom. In County
Kerry.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Georgia Jurist Dies.

ATLANTA. CA. Oct 5.-Judl;e
John 7. Peudlc,on. IS, for eighteen
years Judge Of the Fulton Supcrlo.
Court. and one OF the best-known
jurists OF tho state. died here carly
today. lic resigned from the bench
few weeks ago. because OF III
health.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

TNUNT UN. w. OCT. 5-Aflnr
completing the largest docket cvcr
presented before It's regular sen.
'cmotr session In stanton. tho vir-
R!h!a supreme Court OF Appeals nd j..
loh'hcd yesterday. and today M
court attaches had loft the city. In
cinding the Judges. Forty-two cases
wero disposed OF ut tho sitting
hero 'o
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Jussernnd 10 Itcturn.
(tBy Associated Press.

PARIS. Oct. Jean Jules Jusser-
and. French ambassador to tho
United States. will sail u, the end
of the week for New York 20 re-
sumo his duties At Washington.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

Three thousand persons last Sunday visited
the spot on the outskirts OF New Brunswicl
y. 7" where the bodies OF the rector OF tho
Episcopal Church and his choir leader were
found Aud wc venture that some OF those
same morbid persons have condemned tho
newspapers for their sensationjN accounts
OF the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. News Press
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

To our minds. no argument so strong for
the entrance OF the United States into tho
league of nations has been presented as
that which Is being ramIncd down our ,hroats
by the present imhrogIio in the Near East
FetersonrG rrosrcss ana Index-Anpeal.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
The Weathe.
IT, g Weather Bureau
FORECAST: Virginia -
Fntr todny and tonior-
row; lIttio change In
temperature.
North CurOliIEl-SaInc
nv VirIiniu.
Local Tcmpcrnturc Yesterday.

i"ch temperature hcStrruhS.
} y. NJ. temperature ..........
MAXIMUM temperature to l.. No..
Minimum temperature 20 5 l.. M.....
Mean temperature yesterday ......
Normal t"Hprra,Yrc for this datc....
ENccss yesterday NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Excess since march ..............
deficiency since January l ........
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

Ono OF Kcmars recent moves Is said 20
Fave been made for the purpose of intimidat-
ing the allies. No single figure OH earth Is
moro fully capable Of doing 1t.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Question Itox.

Why DO fat men always wear heavy gold
chains across the cmbcnpoiut?
Why is a bowicgEed or very thin woman
always advocating dress reform?
Why does a stump speaker always laugh NJ
his funny story?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

few more such performances as those OF
yesterday ana tho day before. and some pco-
Pic may begin 10 suspect that these teams
nF". not only perfectly matched. but actual
- the team.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

tn tho extent that six is preferable to half
dozen. or the other way around. II Is per-
m!ss!ble To demand or offer odds on the Yan<s
or Giants for any single game.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

some OF us have doubted that the Fnrdney-
McCumber tarm would increase tho cost Of
living as much three or four billion dol
lars year until Senator Smoot declared IL
would reduce living costs.-Br!stol Herald
Courier.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

Reports OK an agreement ut Nudania are
declared premature II seems tho Turkish rep
personalities merely displayed extraordinary
poltcncsS. and the allied agents jumped at a
wrong conclusion.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

away for worthless marks. had it been wise
ly invested in American securities, would
lave brought very healthy stimulus to our
own depressed Industrial life.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Up With the Times
Uy II. q. II,

The Greeks it IS said are not satisfied with
the proposed Near Eastern settlement More
over. those who are doing the settling do not
appear 20 regard Greek satisfaction as at all
vital.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

World series fans complain that II was not
dark enough to Justify stopping yesterdays
E"inc in the tenth Perhaps. ii the only
means left To the umpircs OF gaining tho
slightest popular notice.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

The argument that tho State can make out
very VOL with its present roads because Il
has done :" for quito number OF years de-
serves 10 be recorded the cream OF stand
patism.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

foo OF peace and enemy OF sleep
Born OF the goldcnrod, whose curse Will keep
You sneczins till
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Local. Rainfall.

Rainfall IL hours ending i. NJ. None
Rainfall 81 hours ending Il. NJ. Som"
Excess since March .............. S.S+
Excess since January l ............l0.G ~
LOcnl Observations al l.. II. Vest cTday.
wind direction. south. wind velocity. b.
weather at l.. NJ. clear.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
Spirit Of Virginia Press

without meaning any harm. we point to the
fact that the unspcakahle Turk Is a total
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Ledger Dispatch
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

c'Lyd. cad you keep that kid quiet?
'Sbad edufr tryiS t write sdoczig like
this. but with kid bawlis. too. it can't
bc--atchoow)
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06

(Atchoo! DogEod II! Yyd. bring be
adother hadkerchief")
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-06
SEEN ON THE SIDE
I've Got I'll
BY HENRY EDWARD WARNER

I've Got Iii
That fell assailant OF ones peace OF mind
That strikes towards blow from be-
Sneaks up and lays you low. and ere you rise.
HTS you again between your stariit eyes!
That
C"Atchoo! Dogsod I'll Yyd bring be
adother hadkerchief.')
foo OF peace and enemy OF sleep
Born OF the Goldcnrod. whose curse Will keep
You snecZng till
tLyd. cad you keep that kid quiet?
'Sbad edun tryig L write sdeczig like
this but with a kid bawlis. too. il can't
bc--atchoo!")
leaves are by cyclones tossed
Until tho pumpkins silver-crowned with
frost.
cts dot bit OF use. folks: gotta
chop 1t on here. Dldja ever have hay
fever they call it? | looked it up Id
the dlctodary. add It says hay fever Is
disease that ATTACKS people of hish
idi"!i"ctu --atchoo:-ality. Euch obliged
for the hodorablc tag. Blister Webster
hut butcher kiddiS.
i've had whn,cvcr II Is for six years
bore thnd quarter Of ccdtury. Il
hate this hay fever diolcCt. too. but you
gotta do II: readers expect ~ IL al
ways starts this way: frs; you sdecze
thcd you sdfc. thed you cough. ,hcd
You sdeeze thed you sdtic. thed you
cuSS". etc. etc. etc. repeat before
add shake before takiE.
III Old Fad Doah put two hay fevers Id
tho Ark he musta figured Cd GcttiE eyed
with n lot of cdcb!cs-rcgular spcilig
enemies: awful dialect. but yuh gotta
do II: people expect II. They say all
these troubles arc blessings Id disguise.
Perhaps. This blesslE | got Is dot Id
disguise: It's id disgust.
AN over. folks. =. I gotta 30 get
Shore hadkerchicfs. 1. wonder IL the
guy that idvcdtcd hadli crchicfs also
or!r!dated hay fever? bctcha.
What'u yuh betty