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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
VIRGINIA VETERANS BACK
WORK OF HISTORY BODY
viii Ask $4,000 From Lcgis.
la,urc for Supper, of
Organization.
WOULD CONTINUE m TWO YEARS
american Legion Believes Complete
Rccords of states Men md Women
I'm WHr tnn hest he Secured
Through Commission.

The American Legion in Virginia.
through its share in the work OF
the Virginia War History Commits
sion. and having definite knowledge
of the character ana results OF this
work. and believing that the contin-
uance of tho commission is essential
10 the successful recording -. the
history Of the State. is taking steps
To recommend to the Leg iSlaturc.
about TO convene, that the Virginia
War History Commission. as 1t now
stands. be continued for two ycare
The results OF the work OF tho
commission" the statement from de-
partmcnt headquarters reads. prove
conclusivcly to the leEionnaircs OF
Virginia that this body of about 1000
patriotic men and women. not ono
OF whom is receiving or has received
compensation for this work should
be authorized TO continue their work
for another two years.
Has Cost state S:1.0D0.
Furthermore. the legion believes
that the incoming Legislature Will
do well Ia consider carefully the
matter Of an appropriation for this
work. The work OF the past three
years has cost the state $25.o0o. The
cities and counties have reported
ably bring their total to an equal
amount
For the coming hiennium the bud
set committee has been asked by the
executive committee OF the commits
sion for SjO,000 Ia complete the work
in two years. This amount is cSii-
mated TO cover the cost OF collect
ins and c"lla;inc adequate source
materb'l and OF preparing the manu-
script for the four volume history.
Az alternative plan has been sub
IL not available. An appropriation
of $l,.oou will serve. to carry on the
WORK as at present but will hardly
complete the task.
The American Legion in Virginia
believes that tho complete records
of the lighting men and the civilian
war workers Of Virginia i'm III" world
war can best he secured through The
Virginia War History Commiss ion rs
it now exists, with n central office
in Richmond and Il working unit in
every city and county in the State.
should Finish Work in Two Ncnr>
= Moreover. the legion feels that
this work should lac completed in
two years. 1t is because OF this
b>iief tina, the American Legion IN
Virginia viii recommend To the Gov
cr0or and To the Legislature that
TIA" recommendation % the executive
committee ot the commission for an
appropriation nt S50.ec0 for the next
b.cuuium he accepted and approved
An efficient. patriotic working or
canization is at hand To do the work
aud they should hc given the Tcccs-
sarN funds 10 complete a task so
we'll begun and 10 complete IL not
later than the spring OF 1924.
I'm urging this appropriation. tho
american Legion feels that it is fos-
t7rin@ Il successful work, vital for
legion records IN other words, the
comm ssioi. may be regarded as the
II StoricaI branch OF the American
Legion ~ Virginia.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Rirl1u.cn0 GinleS piSpafrh
j. II. GUNLACH TO ADDRESS
BIG PAGEANT ASS-MEETING
81 Louis Man Will Be Heard the City Auditorium
Next Thursday Nighi-Probably Appoint
Director at Close of Talk

'ohh IL. Gunlach. chairman nf the
executive committee of the St Louis
i'Ecaht. who will be one OF the
i'eakers at the mass meeting mex,
ihursdaH night in the City Audi
forum III behalf Of the Virginia
historical Pageant To he staged in
hchnohd next May. is a real estate
ppei"'or. civic WORKER, and. in his
leisure hours. Il book collector
Mr. Gunlach began twenty years
"s" 'ccunuiating newspaper clip
pings, ana that collection has bios
s""htu INTO one Of the most comprc-
n'hs'Fc collection OF books and let
'''S III the United States. approXi-
mating 10000 volumes and manu-
scripts and autograph letters total.
inS more than 5000
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
LARGE POULT RECEIPTS
FORCE THE PRICES DOWN
Demand From Retailers Not
Quite us Brisk as Was
Expected.

IL always happens that business
on Cary and Thirteenth Streets.
whcrc the Wholesale produce deal
"rs ana the commission merchants
ulstributc country produce. fruits.
vegetables. etc. is duh the nrst
week after The christmas holid,,xs
This year brought forth no cxccp-
'i"n To the rule.
the receipts o. poultry. cxccp,
turkeys. were larger than expected
with the demand from the retailers
NOT altogether brisk as WAS
hoped for. This caused a weaken
ing In prices. and the tendency n,
the close Of business on Saturday
was still downward
Live chickens sold at from 20 to
80 cents. and there WAS really no
remand Tor dressed chicks Live
mons we're &c To 30, and dressed m
to 81. Live ducks were slow MT %
TO ~, and the dressed at - to 80
Geese. live, went for 20 cents nor
pound. and the dressed 30 Live
turkeys brought ~ cents per pound
ana dressed >. to 80. Eggs were in
abundant supply and prices much
weaker, ~ to AZ cents per dozen be-
ing the highest that the fresh coun-
try, kind could bring. The tendency
was downward ana lower. figures
th"n the above are expected this
week.
There was fairly activ. demand
TOR good To fancy vcals. and the lat
ter went readily at ~ cents pcr
round. Hogs were a little slow the
i've going at "a To cents PEE.
pound, and the dressed nj . to ~
Potatoes were active at Sl.5o to
*i.'' per bushcl Country butter
sold easily at 30 to 35 for choice
family. packed. Il to 80 for mcr
chant packed. Creamery prin, was
10 to ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
J. +. LEWIS, OAK
HILL MAN, DIES HERE
Director Of broadway National bank,
md Had Other Interests In
Richmond.

i. l.. Lewis. of Oak iill. W Va.
died here yesterday afternoon at 1870
o'clock. Mr.. Lewis had been spend.
ing the winter In Richmond with his
family At the jefferson Hotel. lie
was one Of the most prominent bust
ness men of oak liili and WAS "A
member Of the firm of Anderson
l.cwts-Gray Company. OF Richmond.
wholesale dry goods and notions. be.
fore II was sold TO Anderson Bros.
Inc III" was a director OF the Broad
way National Bank. oc this city. and
a's" had other interests In Richmond.
Mr. Lewis had been residing in
West Virginia for the last scycra,
years. but had been spending each
winter in Richmond He had been
suffering from Bright's disease. This
Is said TO have resulted in his death
II. leaves his widow. Mrs Mary
Mahood Lewis. and one son. J. +.
Lewis, Jr. who is attending school
in the North.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
nesrea, .pv..uu Commune

Ma ]am>s 7. Lewis. Mrs Lewis
rtf"us and Mrs T.. Leo koincr con-
prs" committee recently appoint
ed from tho board az managers Of ,hc
EeVea, Tor the Sicr, OF which MISS
Mary Norwood is prcsid.ut d,..,,,,,.
resolutions "f affection and rcsr.gt
In memory Of those members HAVING
passed away last year Among thr
number was Miss Rcbecca Iiardwjct.
who died IN the late autumn nr,ar
haEine been am active and DEVOTED
worker for the INDECENT SICK OF tho
community since her appointment, in
1ss'. she represented the Methods,
Church ana HlIed many iinporian;ln
hitlons on tho directorate during her
almost two-ScOrc years Of service
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
HORTICULTURALISTS
MEET HERE TUESDAY
Display of Produrts of Fruit Farm
VIII Frnturc Annual Gather
Ing In RichmOu,f.,

Featuring the annual meeting Of
the Virginia state horticultural So
"icty at Murphy's Hotel beginning
Tuesday night. and continuing
through Wednesday and Thursday.
Will be display OF the products Of
the Rose CliN Fruit Farm. operated
by James Craig. at Wayncsboro.
Secretary w. +. Massey says there
VIII be a full discussion 81 the iinan.
Cial status ana difficulties Of the
fruit growers. and addresses will he
delivered by !. \. CARRIER. of the
Farmers and Merchants Bank ri Tim
b"rville. and w. :. Campfcld. of Win
chester.
Professor q. $. Ralston. Of Blacks
burg, will speak on Il new spray FOR
the elimination OF insects and
diseases which have caused Il loss
IN the apple crops in years past
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
SALVATION ARMY ASKS
AID OF THE CHURCHES
Wou,d Have Richmond Ministers
Plead Their Cause From Pulpit>
One sunday This Month.

I'Ians arc NOM hcing made by The
local corps ~ the Salvation Army for
oIrc sunday in this month 10 be set
aside as Salvation Army sunday" a
committee from the advisory boa I'd
having been appointed 10 confer with
the Richmond Ministerial Union.
At that time the work and needs
OF the Army viii be told from every
pulpit in the city either 10y tho pas
tors. Salvation Army officers or by
members Of the advisory board. Of
which Attorncy-Gcncral Saunders is
president, in order that every citi-
zen may know what service the or
shni|ntion is rendering 10 the COM
munity ana the state.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Today and Tonight
in Richmond

Richmond Bar Association. Civil
Justice Court. i. NJ!
John Marshall House, Ninth and
Marshall Streets, open . y. NJ. to
i. NJ.
Ministerial Union Richmond. Y.
NJ. &. ~. 1880 4. NJ.
Confederate Museum. Twelfth
and Clay Streets. open . \. NJ. to
5 J.. NJ.
Board OF Supervisors. IIcnrico
County. County Courthouse. 10
a. NJ.
Confederate Memorial Institute,
or Battle Abbey. Boulevard and
kensinston Avenue. open 10 y. NJ.
To- L. NJ.
Richmond Chapter. American
Association of Engineers. Stumpf's
Hotel. l i. NJ.
streets Committee city Council.
city Hall. Jp. NJ.
ordinance Committee CITY Couu
Gil. CITY Hall. . - NJ
'For Thcatcr Calendar. Sc. cdI
torial pagc)
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09

In the advertising pages Of ,o,iay's
issue. Oliver J. Sands, president ot
the Virginia Historical Pageant AS
*ociation: Mrs. John Shelton Will
iiamS ana Homer l.. Ferguson. vice.
presidents. address personal let
ter To the business men of Richmond
and Virginia. urging them to attend
ihc mass meeting Thursday night.
There Will be several speakers of
note on the program. aud. each will
tell the value the pageant will be
I" the city and state as an advcr
Using project.
After the mas meeting it is con-
hdcntaly expected that the pageant
director will be selected. land then
the rchcarsals for the pageant Will
soon be undeC waN.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
POULTRY AND PIGEON
FANCIERS WILL MEET
complete Plans for Annual Exhibition
'"""rrow SiSht-SpcrTni Train
To Hiring DcIcrntcs

Tho Virginia Breeders and I.,n-
cicrS' association will meet M Snith.
deal Hall. Ninth and Broad Streets.
tomorrow night At $3.50 o'clock. This
VIII be the last meeting before the
annual poultry anu pigeon exhibition
I" u" given at llowitzers' Armury.
January IL 10 2l. officers for the
year will he elected.
secretary j. ~ Ilallihan stated last
h'Snt there would he more than 200
",icS"'rS IN attendance upon the an
nual exhibition and convention - .nr-
cihi train coming In from the Yves,
over the Chesapeake and ohio Rail
ROAD on January II. The officers of
.nc national association are: Frank
H. HOLMAN. Warrenton. Mo. pr.si-
n"hi' oscar w. Opsann. New Rochelle.
n. - vice president: Harry \. stone,
Indianapolis. secretary
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Zurblin Speaks Wednesday.

Charles Iucblin. the widely known
lecturer and publicist. who speaks
on What L. Il Democracy" next We'd
rcSday night ut SIZE o'clock NJ the
auditorium OF John Marshall High
school. comes "a Richmond under
auspices OF the program committee
of the Council Of Jewish Women. O.
which Mrs. Alvin Il. liutzlcr is chair
man. He VIII be Introduced To his
"ud!"nc" by Judge Charles y. Ficdci-
son. editor OF The Evening Dispatch
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09

Former Governor Henry carter
stuart left the city early this morn
Es !or Topeka, Kansas. via WASH
inEion. He is 10 be one OF the prin
cipal speakers AT a convention Of all
agricultural ORGANIZATIONS Of Kansas.
ON the subject OF agricultural re-
construction u is expected that
Governor Stuarrs speech VIII hc tho
keynote o! tho convention ana Of the
program OF the agricultural interests
OF the nation ia the near future.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
STOCKTON" PURCHASED
BY T. C.. WILLIAMS. JR.
One hundred and Twrnty-Threc
Acres Cary street Hond Is
Transferred.

y deed was recorded in the Iicnrico
Court Saturday whereby tn. prop
crty known as Stockton" contain
ing about 1913 acres. has been trans
:arred IL T.. Z. Williams. .Ir.. ;or IA
consideration OF SS3.340 cash This
property lies on the south side OF
cary street Road. or Wcsthampton
AVcuuc. last west OF the Bclt Line
and opposite the property OF tho late
Dr. X. y. Patterson.
Mr.. Williams. who purchased the
property. has no immediate plans for
it's Development in the near future
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
y" Discuss business Methods,

me session OF the Rotary Club at
murphy tomorrow night at &
o'clock VIII he Il BETTER Business;
Method Meeting" Speakers on this
subject viii he Rotarians ID. s. Free
man William II. Jorg and Gordon
Shehin they will endeavor TO show
TOW keep my own house in or
der ny applying principles and ideas
Of Rotary" Plans for Ladies
Night January 81. will also be dis
cussed by members of the commit
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Valentines Move Westward

one of broad streets Oldest IN.
h"b' tanis goes along the cxpaudiuc,
i,"'" OF empire toward the west To-
"'H. when The Valentine boys TAX,
up NOR new habi,a,iom a, 8i9 West
hF""H street For many years ,hcs.
nos were associated with their
:a'h"r iohn Valentine. whose sill.
EriN voice has been heard q, many an
auction sale. Among Thorn in their
NJ" nome viii ho their old associates
George Mcconnell and John. Harris
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
ninford speak. mt scb.o,

j. IL. B!nf"rd, assistant supcrlp.
'ehhcht OF schools. loft the city yes
'"rday FOR iiarrisonburg. where he
"eiiVcrs am address today before tho
students of the Iiarr!sonbure state
normal school. Mr.. B!nfor,'s nd.
hfess is In connection with the
i"rh'ai "pcning OF the second quarter
OF the school
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
open Christian uendu,o,,r.

James 'askic. Iyuchburg attor-
h'H representing friends and sun
r"rtcrS ot Judge Frank l.. ChristIar.
"h" rs candidate for tho vacancy
on the supreme Court ,e Appcus.
Wl'l open campaign hcadquart"ri for
JUG" christian III Rooms -, ana
morning
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09

IT was announced yesterday tina,
the Matthew FOntaine Naury Mouu-
mcnt Association will hold its semi
annual meeting at the Jefferson Hotel
next saturday night AT O'clock \
historical address viii be delivered
by X Lynch Montague, and shor;
speeches VIII be made by others. Tho
complete program will be announced
early this week
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Mnrrird I'm IInr.-

|" ~ u T.H fK. w, Jan g-\r
h"uu'"m"ht was made here las, MON,
oi N" marriage of Miss M,ldrrl ~,
''h S'"!'ei, daushtoi OF Mr.. and Mrs
H'N"dorc Siuiicr, salem. ". "a, ~
Ion "1rdo" iiarmer this city. whic6
,""h p'"Gs IN ilascrsiown. Md. De-.
Of the United lircthruu Cbur,i, y, :
ciating Thcy vii! 1.-Two In W,.,i,,
ton, 'h9Hi1B =
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
Doctors Meet Tomorrow,

IN. Problem OF the Cross Eyed
enid" will be the subject of II paper
To he read tomorrow night by pr
Emory mn before the Richmond!
Academy % Medicine. meeting In tn.
auditorium of the Chamber OF com
mnrcr.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
ncpor, on Law enforcement.

The committee on law enforcement
VIII make It's report this morning
a; q meeting OF the Ministerial Union
OF Richmond, which Will he held al
the y. NJ. 9. 4. at 1890 o'cIuck.
Plans FOR thc annual banquet also
will be discussed. Rev. j. O. Helsa-
back. new president Of the union,
VIA preside.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09
DIR. Slcdd In IInsnItnI

Or. Benjamin Slcdd professor of
English AT Wake Forest College.
wake FOREST. " c.. is a paticn, at
Memorial Hospital. lie IL no, SORT
ously i'll and can sec his friends
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-09

WANT to buy An auloG Read the ciass,
ned ads.
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
Exemplary Patience.

The hero Of the play was In love
with the heroine. She recipro-
Gated his love. They were acting
the big scene before q dwindiing
audience. The great moment came.
Stealing close to her he mrumured.
Are we alone, darling!" She.
forgetting tho play, forgetting
everything but her lover. replied.
mot yet. There are q few people
at the back who look like sitting
the show out"
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
BELIEVE TT?

IN April 81. 1921, a New York
landlord lowered the rents
" in his apartment house.
On February, 29, 1919. flapper
obeyed her mothers request to
wear rubbers to dance.
On June 81. 1922, a man In a
Long Island town returned a bor-
rowed lawnmower.
On February 30, 1920, q New
York taxicab driver refused to &C.
cept a tip 80
On September 81, 1911, an eight.
een-year-old bank clerk bought a
new fall hat and was satisfied
with its looks.
On November 81, 1921, a passen.
ger in a South Ferry subway ex-
press gave his seat to a homely
stenographer. ....
On October Z, 1892, not one Of
flee boy was taken sick during
the second game of the worlds
series.
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
TRY TO WORRY
...... 10, IF
teleeram's prepaid.

IN HE kilograms prepaid.
You get. a new fountain
Aspen for your busted one.
Your stenographer's always on
time. ~
She never paints.
And Just loves to work.
Your wife likes her.
Somebody gives you a $500 dog.
The telephone operator always
answers when you pick UP the
phonS. ~ ~ '
The Janitor won't take a Christ.
mas 6ift.' X"
A celebrated author dedicates
his latest novel to you.
Somebody slips you a turkey
for Thanksgiving.
You bring down two ducks with
one shot.
You find q pint In your locker
at the, golf club.
And everybody's on the wagon
and wont have any OF It.
It's great stuff.
somebcdy names their taby
-. IA. r-
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
Phibbs on
Divorce
BY" Nat N. DOrfman.
~oWADAYS." commenced
I'M rockingham Phibbs.
II divorces are becoming


so common that II an actress or
society belle gets married people
wonder when they'll get divorced.
Him." mocked Amanda Phibbs
In such manner that no mocking
bird could recognize it. yet
notice you can't wait to see the
newspapers to read about them"
."welI. smiled Phibbs affably,
"you couldn't expect me to separ-
ate these stories from the others
In the paper. What do you think
ana divorce judge?"
mo-" returned the Missus with
q great deal of sarcasm. ITO tell
the truth. don't think you're
qualified to Judge anything"
"You said 1t that time" coin
cided Frothingham. when first
met you judged you to be a right
smart girl"
Never mind, Mr.. Phibbs," flung
back Amanda in the spirit Of the
times that is, drily, ''cleverer men
than you wanted my hand IN mar.
rtage."
''Humphr' laughed Phibbs.
they must have been. because
they all got away! But never
mind. my dear. love you still.
snd the stiller you are the better
! love you. But, getting back to
divorces. think they ought to
be stopped by law"
Take the case Of my college
chum, BERTHE Brown. She mar.
ried a Russian caviar salesman
and all he would give her for
breakfast. dinner and supper was
caviar. Don't you think she was
entitled to divorce after five
years of such a menu?"
ION the other hand" said
Phibbs, look at the large mum.
ber Of rich people who .get di-
vorces. think It's a low-down
trick. Why don't they stick to
their bargains the way the rest
Of us have to?"
"See here" cried tn missus,
I'm beginning to see through
your little stunt. You're jealous
of people who get their divorces"
Jealous? Me jealous? There
isn't a bit of jealousy in my
makeup box. Sometimes I'm
envious. my dear. but never
Jealous. I was jealous just once"
"And when was that?" asked
the blushing Amanda, who felt a
compliment heading her way.
"Oh. that was the time Jimmy
Smith was courting you. l got
terribly jealous then. but one
r
lesson is enough for me-"
"Bruter sibilated Mrs. Phibbs.
ct don't mind telling you to your
face that I was warned against
marrying you"
THAT didn't help ME any. Now
n there would only be marriage
disarmament. ah, that would be
something accomplished"
Marriage, my dear" said the
missus with enough irony to keep
foundry going for several
weeks, "is an established institu.
tion." . ,... ..
THAT may be-" agreed Phibbs.
"but there is at least order In an
institution. l say there is some
thing wrong when. as at present.
the divorce laws favor only the
rich. The Constitution says we
are born free and equal. but the
Judges In Reno know otherwise.
why, even Independence Day is
losing It's significance TO the mar
ried man who is poor"
"well, Mr.. Phibbs," shot
Amanda suddenly. "since you seem
TO know no mitch about the sub
ject, what do you think Is the
surest cure for divorce"
That" said rockingham tri.
umphantly, "is as easy as buying
furniture on the installment plan.
The abolition Of marriage will
turn the trick quite neatly"
Fortunately for Mr.. Phibbs. he
did not zee the look the missus
shot at him. He was already
tasting some of his pet home
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
For Brain
Workers
BY Prof. Peter Pumpkin
Pumperdinks, b. p. &.

uuPShu, -
(Note-Prot. Pumperdinks an
stoers all questions feariessly
Just try him once and see hoW
disappointed S<l todt De pih
his replies.)
~ WHAT is the fare 10
Cuba? Also to Eu-
Vs roper
A.-What's the matter-cant
your friends recommend boot
logger?
OIL am faced with a serious
problem. My sweetheart insists
on using rouge. What can ! do
about Il?
A.-Perhaps she doesn't like the
complexion of things.
OIL bought $4,000 worth OF
marks. What are they good Tor?
A.-That many ought to be able
TO heat your home all winter.
OIL am desperately in love,
Is there any hope for a return
Of my sanity?
A.-Yes. Get married.
O.-I am a lover of nature.
Where shall / go to get the best
views?
A.-Broadway and Forty-second
street Is about as good a corner
as you can find anywhere in the
United States on a windy day.
Q.-where can I get a course
in writing love letters?
A.-what's the trouble? DO
you expect to get murdered soon?
Q.-Can you explain the tariff
briefly to me?
A.-No. Socrates never said,
"A horse, a horse, my Kingdom
for q horse"
Q.-My husband always plays
poker, but the sad part Is that ne
nearly always wins. How can I
cure him? r.
A.-That's the problem that's
worrying the fellows he wins from
more than you. -r e.,
OIL have proposed 154 times.
to the same girl and she has re-
peatedly rejected me. Is there
any hope for me? -.'.
A.-Not IL you continue to play
with fire by proposing again.
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
In Passing.

Humpty Dumpty sat at the wheel
OF q wicked looking automobile.
He gave her the gas instead Of
the brakes
But he won't make any more mis-.
takes.
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
Business Expands

rhe Shipping Board anneuncss
that purchaser for tank stsamssa
ere coming forward again. Peb.
ably some Of the rum-runnsrs have
decided 10 carry the stuff tn buih,
The Washington times., 1922-11-14

(Note-Prot. Pumperdinks an
stoers all questions ieariessly.
Just try him once and see hop
disappointed s>a toat DC ~ith
his replies.)
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
We Would Like to Know.

The Turks are said 10 Be- ooins
away with Alcoholic drinks IN al
regained territory The sxact
method Of esnfiscatiea. hsvsvN
n not mentioned,
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
Watch Your Stepl

Tough life for . young man
these daysi The girls want to steal
his heart and the old men ars
after his gianda, .. d., ..... -,
The Washington times., 1922-11-14
Times Change

IT'S been said that horse rNctng
10 the sport Of kings. NewadsyN,
however, It's only . bootlesDsf Wh6
can afford the indulgence,