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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
COMMONWEALTH or VIRGINIA:

COMMONWEALTH or VIRGINIA:
In the Corporation Court of the
City of Alexandria.
Mabel Landon Allen, Complainant
vs.. William Allen, defendant. In Chan
Gerry No. 2l29.
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant is a nonresident of this
State, and the Sergeant having made
such return upon process issued here
in. upon written application stating
defendants last known post office
address and place of abode, the follow
ing order of publication upon grounds
therein stated is entered.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA.:
In the Corporation Court Of the
City of Alexandria.
John Burgess, complainant VS..
Helen Burgess, defendant. In Chan
Gerry No. 2l21.
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant is a nonresident of
this State, and the Sergeant having
made such return upon process issued
herein, upon written application stat
ing defendants last known post Of
flee address and place of abode, the
following order Of publication upon
grounds therein stated is entered
The object of this suit Is to obtain
for complainant from defendant a d.
vorce vinculo matrimonii on the
ground of wilful desertion and aban-
donment, without just cause or eX-
cuse, for more than three years prior
to the institution OF this suit and for
general relief.
1t is ordered in the name of the
Commonwealth of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten
days after due publication hereof and
do what is necessary to protect de-
fendauts interest in this suit, and
that his order be also published,
posted and mailed to defendant &C.
cording to law.
TeSte:
ELLIOTT f. HOFFMAN,
l56-4wp Clerk.
BY Earl r. Sullivan, deputy clerk.
Davis and Budwesky, ?. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA:
In the Circuit Court Of the City
Of Alexandria.
Bernard Joseph Stein, Complainant
vs.. Saidee Elizabeth Stein, defendant.
In Chancery No. 6Sl.
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant is a nonresident of this
State, and the Sergeant having made
such return upon process issued here
in, upon written application stating
defendants last known post Office ad-
dress ana place of abode, the following
order OF publication upon grounds
therein stated is entered.
The object of this suit is TO obtain
for Complainant limited divorce
from the Defendant on the grounds Of
wiful and voluntary desertion and
abandonment and that upon the pas
sage Of the statutory period OF three
years, same may be merged into an
absolute divorce from the bonds OF
matrimony, and for general relief.
II is ordered IN the name Of the
Commonwealth Of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten days
after due publication hereof and do
what is necessary to protect defend
ants interest in this suit, and that
this order be also published, posted
and mailed to defendant according to
law.
ELLIOTT Z. HOFFMAN,
IG2-lwp Clerk.
BY Earl r. Sullivan, Deputy Clerk.
K. L. Washington, p. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA.;

COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA:
In the Circuit Court OF the City
Of Alexandria.
FANNIE Belle Hanback,, complainant
VS.. Homer Hunter Hanback,, defend
M. In Chancery No. 67S
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant is u nonresident OF
this State, and the Sergeant having
made such return upon process Is
sued herein, upon written application
staung defendants last known post
ONCE address and place OF abode,
til following order of publication
pon grounds therein stated Is entered.
The object of this suit IS to obtain
for Complainant a limited divorce
from the Defendant on the grounds
Of wilful and voluntary deseruon and
abandonment and that upon the pas
sage OF the statutory period OF three
Years, same may be merged INTO an
absolute divorce from the bonds OF
maJrimony, and for custody OF child
and for general relief.
4, is ordered IN the name Of the
Commonwealth of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten days
...cr due publication hereof and 40
what is necessary to protect defend
ant s interest in this suit, and that
mas order be also published, posted
ua mailed to defendant according
10 law.
Icste: -
ELLIOTT T. HOFFMAN,
15l-Iwp Clerh'
ay harl r. Sullivan, Deputy Clerk,
-. =. Washington, +. z.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

COMMONWEALTH or VIRGINIA:
In the Circuit Court Of the City Of
Alexandria.
Richard Edison Banks, complainant
VS.. Jessie Katherine Banks, defeud-
ant. In Chancery No. CS1.
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant IS nonresident Of
this State, and the Sergeant having
made such return upon process issued
herein, upon written application stat
ing defendants last known post Of
flee address and place of abode, the
following order OF publication upon
grounds therein stated Is entered.
The object OF this suit is to obtain
for complainant from defendant di-
vorce vinculo matrimonii on the
ground Of wilful descrtion and aban-
donment, without just cause or eX-
cuse, for more than three years prior
to the institution OF this suit, and
for general relief.
1t is ordered in the name of the
Commonwealth CT Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten
days after due publication hereof and
do what is necessary to protect de-
PENDANTS interest in this suit, and
that this order be also published,
posted and mailed to defendant &C
cording to law.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
COMMONWEALTH on VIRGINIA

/ COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA:
In the Corporation Court of the
City of Alexandria.
Carroll Pierce, Trustee, under a
certain deed of trust, dated May 10,
1919, and recorded in Deed Book SO
Page 100 of the Land Records Of
the City of Alexandria, Virginia. VS..
Richard Philpot. In Chancery No. 212l.
An affidavit having been filed that
the defendant is a nonresident of
this State. and the Sergeant having
made such return upon process is
sued herein, upon written applica-
ton upon grounds therein stated is
entered.
The object of this suit is 70 obtain
decree for the specific performance
of a contract entered into between
Carroll Pierce, Trustee and Richard
Philpot. dated the 9Th day Of May,
1920, for sale of all of Block q, Sec
ton i, in the subdivision of Rosemont,
an addition to the City of Alexandria,
Virginia, as recorded in the Land Re-
cords Of Alexandria County, now Ar
| lington County, Virginia, and in de-
fault of the specific performance of
said contract, to obtain sale of the
said real estate or so much thereof
as necessary to satisfy the unpaid
.nstalments of the purchase price
therefor.
1t is ordered in the name of the
Commonwealth of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten
days after due publication hereof and
do what is necessary to protect de-
PENDANTS interest in this suit, and
that this order be also published
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
SALE OF Personal PROP
ERTN

Default having been made in the
pavment of a certain note in the
sum of Fifty Dollars $4,000, bear
ing date on the 18th day Of June,
1922. payable thirty $50 days after
date; said note being drawn by L.
C. Gillum, payable to and at the
Citizens National Bank, AleXan-
dria. Virginia, with the endorse
ment of Peyton K. Ballenger there
on. and said L. c. Gillum having
conveyed on the 18th day Of June,
1922, the following described perso-
nal property to the undersigned
Trustee, to secure the payment of
said note and other notes, and as
aoresaid default having been made
in the payment Of one of said notes,
and the undersigned Trustee having
been requested TO make sale Of the
property conveyed, in accordance
with the terms of said Trust,
NOW THEREFORE, |, the under
signed Trustee, Will offer for sale
at Public Auction on Saturday, the
22nd day of July, 1922, at II
O'CLOCK a. NJ, at 105 South
Payne Street, Alexandria, Va, the
hereinafter described personal prop
erty:
One () Mahogany Parlor Suit,
consisting Of 6 pieces.
One o. Dining Room Suit (Oak),
consisting of sideboard, table, six
chairs and couch.
One % lot Of Kitchen Furniture
and Utensils.
One % Mahogany Bedroom
Suit.
Two (2) Oak Bedroom Suits,
consisting of five pieces each.
TERMS OF SALE-CASH.
l66-7c. +. G. Duvall, Trustee,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

The object of this suit is to obtain
for complainant from the defendant
4 divorce vinculo matrimonii on
the ground of wilful desertion and
abandonment, without just cause or
excuse, for more than three years
prior to the institution of this suit,
custody OF children and for general
relief
it is ordered in the name of the
Commonwealth of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten days
after due publication hereof and DO
what is necessary to protect defend
ant S interest in this suit, and that
this order be also published, posted
and mailed to defendant according
to law.
ELLIOTT +. HOFFMAN,
l62-4wp Clerk.
Earl Il. Sullivan, Deputy Clerk.
Z. b. Washington, p. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
FOR RENT

Office rooms furnished or
unfinished $1,000, $500
and $4,000 per month. Smith
Building GA King Street.
Apply to Carter Bros. 1918
King Street. 1926
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Classified Columns

Gazette classified advertisements ar .
lserted at the charge OF go iv,,f,,,
ord each insertion, % cents "li''' 49, -.
.rre. i'm following size type. Larger
Se' > cents per word. or SO cents mini
ma charge. All cldsslned awe NJ
.n,lts invariably cash ina adFauce' 80 80
ta vrtisemcnts Will be acceP'1N
.Ne Gazette has discontinued It's
q accounts ia this department ' o WI
the expense. which is OUT OF "'4
.rtion TO the amount luFol'eu'
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Southern Railway Syslem

South NOIth
3;2Ia.m. Memphis Special 1913 am.
WashinStou-HCri
9 3.S7 u. III. (LOcal) 'lO:5S y. M
Mediterranean
7;S7au. (LocaD 2:1S pm.
WashinBton-Danyille
S:S7 am. (E%press)
New York-New orleans
9:l1 am tE-press) lO;'B pm
WashingtOn- HarriBOnburS
9:22a.n. ;LocaD 9;13 pm.
WashinEton-Strasbu
x2.r2 am. NocaD xv:14 I'm.
S:47 pm. Birmingham Spec. l2:lSnoOn
Washingtou-H arrisonburS
.4:12p.m. LocaD 'Ii:OS am.
Washington Chariot csVille e..
i:2a (LccaD 1855 a n.
Washing ton WaTreutCn
5:22 Uocal) 800 am.
New York Augusta-AshEille
T:+7pIn. (EXprcssG t:l3 am.
Washing
fO.O7 u.n. (Express) S:23 am.
lOl7 PIN. Chattanooga Limited t:2SS. IN.
New York Orleans
11:12 pm. Limited Z;2a am
DAILY except sundays.
X-Saturdays only.
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TRAIN SCHEDULE OF
WNSHINCTON-SI Try. 60.
Effective Thursdn!. June 10, IO22
Dnily Except sundays
Alexandria To Washing Il

A. MN5:o0, $40, 5:55. 6.O5, CTS, $50,
6:S7, CAB, $50. COS, l:O2, 7:yS' 10
7:2O. 1880, $40. $50. soc. s:lO' o:=v'
S:35, $50, 1905. 900. $50, $3.50. lV.J'.
1920, 1885, 1850, ll.Oa, 1I;ZV' LOO
r. M.-12.e5, 1920, 1885, 1850, 1:05,
1:2J. 1875. 1850. 2.O5. 2:z0, 80, roo.
1905. 500, $50. $50, 400, 80 40
4:S5, 49,. sos. $40, 5:25, $50, $40,
cos, $40, $40, 900, i:2A $40, 500
$40. $40. 800, S:2O, $40, 1000 1929
1910. 1875, 11:15, 1l:4C, 1Z'Ia \. NJ
Alexandria TO Mt. vernon
A. M.-5:4O, sos. ESQ, 1850, 500, 9:SJ,
1906. 1885, 1905, 1885.
p. M-l2:o5, 1856, 1905, 100 700
2:S5, sos, S:S5, 4:05, 4:S5, $40, 6:S5,
1855. $50, $3.50, 1885. 1902 A NJ.
WASHINGTON-N IRGINIA KA. co.
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Rich'd, Fred. & Pot. r. X.

New YOrk-JacksOnville
3:32am "a. c. L. LOU y. H.
7.5- m 7LocaD 1l.47a.
New OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
a.19 q n, Is A. ID $3.50 pm.
tOn-FredricksburS
k10:20 N. tLoca!) o'V' An
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
1902 noon (Expressl Z:Ie m
NashingtOn-Fredrie
zS;07 pm. (LocaD IVA In
New INSTRUMENTATION
3:32 pm. CA. G - 10 mo-"
Neutrality-suspicious.
5:27 pm. (LocaD o;o- Pm.
NnshinEton-AtIanta Blrminsham
S.o5 nm IS AID 10'l5 am.
q.57nm CA c. Il SIS a. m.
New York-Tamph 81. Petersburg
1902 pm. Is. A. L. o'-' III
Richmond w ashingtOn
(EXprsSs1 s'O1 p'rn'
Ok)-SundRys oily
cd Week days only.
o. Week days On Sundays s'14p.m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
For SALE

Del Ray, Va, ) room bunga-
low, 2 bed rooms, living,
dining room, bath, kitchen,
triple windows in living and
dining room, coat closets,
kitchen cupboard, l square
from Sanitary Grocer. Price
$1,000. Small cash payments
balance like rent. Exclusive
agents.
c. ID. WEIGH & co.
PA North Patrick st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA:

In the Circuit Court of the City of
Alexandria.
Joseph B. Glover, complainant VS..
2ebereta Glover, defendant. In Chan
Gerry No. $50.
An affidavit having been filed that
he defendant is a nonresident Of this
State, and the Sergeant having made
such return upon process issued here
n, upon written application stating
defendants last known post Office adj
dress and place of abode, the follow
.ng order of publication upon grounds
herein stated is entered.
The object of this suit is to obtain
for Complainant limited divorce
from the Defendant on the grounds
of wilful and voluntary desertion and
abandonment and that upon the pas
sage of the statutory period of three
years, same may be merged into an
absolute divorce from the bonds of
matrimony, and for genera. relief.
Il is ordered in the name of the
Commonwealth of Virginia that the
defendant appear here within ten days
after due publication hereof. and do
what is necessary to protsSt defend
ants interest in this suit and that
this order be also published, posted
and mailed to defendant according to
law.
rcstc:
ELLIOTT F. HOFFMAN,
I57-4wp Clerk.
BY Earl R. Sullivan, deputy clerk.
avis and Budwesky, 2. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
WANTED

CanyasserS-We need the
service Of several good can
vaSsers either male or fe-
male. Can easily make from
$500 to $4,000 per week eX-
perience not necessary. Call
see Geo. II. Railing at Castel-
berg's, SIS King Street City.
1886
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

Mems and WOmen'S clothes
cleaned and pressed 1T rea-
SOnable prices, work guaran-
teed. Hoffman, The Tailor,
30 King ST. Phone 1887.
3S-26c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

ELLIOTT F. HOFFMAN,
l5S-4wp Clerk
BY Earl R. Sullivan, Deputy Clerk.
K. B. Washington, P. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
ROOM AND BOARD

TO O-'A * y y =
Ia the well-ku0wn RenShaw.
, or more at $3.50 per week,
Saturday to Sunday $3.50
room and board; al home
cooking and plenty of it. Adj
dress A. NJ. Downs box 217,
Colonial Beach, Va. 1852
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

posted and mailed to defendant ac-
cording to law.
| Teste:
ELLIOTT F. HOFFMAN,
l6O-wp Clerk.
By Earl R. Sullivan, deputy clerk.
! Cation and Cation, p. Q.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18

Alexandria Motor Bus Line, Inc. FL
frr,iXe july =, IO2.. Daily except sum
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-07-18
WANTED

NNTt,D 10 BUY SOME GOOD FUi'-
llulrc. state ~ hat you nave Ivt S''IV, ,
c5ndltiou. and lowest price. AGGt, IS
"A. H., care Gazette once 4oN--p
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
Voice of the Alaska Press
HAVE TO GET ANOTHER BOY

r,. +r,o consecutive Fourth of July celebrations III Our Town we have pulled and hauled ana hea'e" nod" until completely exhausted to laho ANl"'o here for the Celebration and both umes we nave nave ~
 be first time it was his fault misfortune-the sec ond time it was Our fault knowing nothing about lE mo f,iors their tricks and their manners we shouo no+ have attempted to deal with them. Our Camp VIII bava to get another Boy this Work-We are OH It, foraver He will probably be here in another week. put yyn will not guarantee it. We will keep track ol HIS nrogress or lack of progress and the remainder CT t flying game is up to you We are OH that sIol lo oood and all and will hereafter confine prognosti cations to date of the probable arrlVal ol caS anu mails.
 The Lord never before sent such weather "H ,va have had and are having Our Town around the and here has been offering his bets that it would sno" m te Fourth of July and rain Christmos time, but that betting hound not here this year or he Wouo bova cashed t-before the 5th of July hours old eroyed on it. We have seen it on the Can odap Rorder on May24 the Queens birthday, but snow
 in Jnlv in Our Town sets back lot in Medicine and warns s to quit guessing theweather It stormed and If stormed and it stomed more, and the only ray of sunshine when it sormed at the end or the warns us to quit guessing the weather It stomed and awful slaughter.
 At that however the visitors to Our Town had a good time-a regular Safe and Sane Fourth. It was la select crowd Our Town not allowing many people or outlying sections to transportation to Our Town for the Celebration and thereby regulating the crowd The children didn't the difference and they enoved themselyes-after a that is all that really counts for the Fourth is THEIR Day
 Taking all all, it great celebration-Fair- banks News-Miner
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
SHOOTING BLANK CARTRIDGES

That was a great broadsde fired from Ot- tawa recently when the Canadian Cabinet ls- sued an Order in Council prohibiting Amerl- can fishing boats from purchasing bait in Can ada unless they deliver their cargOes to Can adian ports But the guns were loaded with blank cartridges.
 If the Poindexter amendment should ac- complish the purpose it is designed to ac- compsh no American fisherman would want to purchase bait in a Canadian port They would have no cause to do so They would want to buy their bait in American ports where a great many of them buy it now.
 The noise from the blank cartridges eX- ploded at Ottawa does serve one purpose, how ever It calls attention to the fact that in addition to other results that are sought to be accomplished by the Poindexter amendment it would make an additional market for Al aska herring and, therefore, more business for American fishermen. The herring that Amerl- can fishermen purchase at Prince Rupert now is caught by Canadian fishermen, operating ln Canadian waters with Canadian equipment
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
SIMILARITY OF CONDITIONS

It may have been just coincidence but af- ter listening to the reading of the Declara- ton of Independence on the occasion of the recent celebration and having our minds re freshed as to the causes s-mistreatment, op- pression, taxation without representation and tvranical usurpation in many ways~-that ln- spired its conception, it was peculiarly fitting that Governor Bone should follow its reading with the prediction that possibly within ten years, Alaska will have place In the ranks of the sisterhood of states and be free from the abuse and mistreatment to which she IS now subjected to through lack of understanding at Washington. Not that Alaska should follow the example of the colonies i'll seeding from the parent stem, but that she desires freedom to govern herself instead of being subjected by others who know not her conditions and re nirements-buffetted around, hogtied and abused by forty different bureaus with as many different heads, few of whom have any conception of the resources possibilities OF re onirements of the northern domaln.
 Governor Bone has been here sufficiently 1ono to locate the canl1er-worm that IS gnaW- ino aft the vitals of and the vampires that are suckino the life blood from Alaska and he sees the end coming if something is not done soon He realizes that sef-government IS the one nanacea that will bring Alaska into her own -rehablitate her and place her on the pedestal
 on which her God-given natural advantages predestinate that she should stand.
 Alaska's condition today IS very similar to that of the colonies previous to l7T6 Sho is the victim of long distance government ano the oppression that necessarily accompanied it-not maicously but through pltable an' lamentable ignorance of her requirements Strollers' Weekly.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24

If the Poindexter amendment should finally become the law, the halibut fishermen would purchase American herring, caught by Ameri- can fishermen with American equipment in American waters for bait.
 There are enough herring in Alaskan waters to feed herring eaters everywhere and to sup ply the bait markets of the continent. The one difficulty with the herring industry in Alaska in the past has been lack of satisfactory market The Poindexter amendment, designed to bring to Alaskan ports an American traffic in American products between American points, will, if it should become the law, make an outlet for more Alaskan herring and there by stimulate Alaskan fishing The Order in Council simply calls attention to this fact - Alaska Daily Empire.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
MONDAY, JULY "A, 1922
BE ONE HUNDRED PER CENT ALIVE

To be 100 per cent efficient IS past any mans power He who is 100 per cent alive is far ahead of the average.
 Talk to the men around you-even those who are rated as intelligent and successful in their individual lines-and you will discoy. CT the most of life is passing over their heads, unheeded ~9+" % @. " @%""' ~
 Half reading the newspapers, they get but a smattering of the news. They miss altogether some of the most important tidings that are brought to their doors every morning.
 Half observing the world, they know next to nothing of the miracle of life about them; of the growing trees and flowers; of the mar vicious process by which the soil renews It's fertility; of the water that nourlshes life, nov inc continually from the ocean to the skles' to the mountains or plains, and from there hack to earth again. ~~2 K Fl ''@ a4 70 @' &i"
 Even human character-perhaps the most interesting thing in all life-for it IS Efe's highest manifestion, is lost upon most of the dwellers of the earth.
 There are thousands of people who frame their likes and dislkes of others upon race, or the color of the hair or the lack of early education.
 To be 100 per cent alive is to keep the senses alert for all the manifold impressions that life and natures are always ready to give to the human mind.
 It is to be awake all the time that one IS not actually asleep-to be ready to observe his hammock nest to an emf12345EIAlNNN anything that is new whether 1t IS an onole hanging his hammock nest to an elm tree bough, or a crew of shipbuilders erecting a new dreadnaught
 One would think that there was enough ot interest in the world to keep every being on it constantly intent to study it.
 Yet most people take the most astoundln" miracles for granted and are onl y astonlshed by the bizarre and unusual.
 A shooting sts1 a comet, for example will excite anyone. The fact that all the stars are sweeping about through space at terrific speeds and all of them in orderly and regular motion, is not held worthy of the average mans attention
 Perhaps being 100 per cent alive will gam you no more money or fame than being oO per cent dead before you are in your grave. But it will certainly make life far mare worth living while you are here.--C"Uncom mon Sense,' By Jolin Blake in Seattle r. L)
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
THE GOLFiNG BIRD

Who's the stranger, mother dear? Look--he knows us-ain't be queer?' Hush, my own,-don't talk so wild i; He's your father, dearest child" He's my father? No such thing! Father died away last spring." Father didn't die, you dub!
 Father joined the golfing club. But they've closed the, club, so he Has no place to go, you see No place left for him to. roam That is why he's coming home. Kiss him-he won't bite you child; All them golfing guys look wild"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-24
EPITAPHS
Ep. I, Taph

Here lie the remains of Jay Archi- bald Dow, He thought he could drive without first learning how; His nerve was unbounded, his steer ing was rotten,
 forgotten.
 I like the man who, when he of By the way, how will the para graphers make living after Bryan and Lodge stop talking?