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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31
PERSONAL MENTION

SIR and Mrs. f'rtd Gre n enter
tanned q dinner hs, nieht. ar A.
&. Han e the Csnadisn Prairie
Land company of Torou o. gansaa
and Ar cravene Of fhe O1s ana
60. Of caTeiand. ONO.
x ~
Nr Lfstlr whitec. sizes sen
Nhit'ed. Mr wm. whred. sra.
Emma Burst and Miss asa Nc
Go.dricx have returned from a
notor TIP % Knia where thsy we're
the guests e Niss Rous Red
, gx
p & o. Reception Friday
Friday evening ihfrs vii r. q
P p o. recsgioa IN n, parier. q,
he Carnegie Library. the guest a,
hsnor being Mrs.. Heen c. 1aau
q Rsuhaska. past state pr,ssasn. o.
TIE ?. 2. o. slstsrhood ubo al
ak OF What he p. z. o. Is do
ins IN an educational way.
= zg
Ine Standard Besrsrs VII nee,
Friday IN The basement o. The ehurc5
ins.sad o. Monday night
= = x
ne Amiei'iz club has ben pos,-
Ioned Tor fxo weeks
= = X
ne iris cub ulA meet tomorrow
''h Ars Lsvrence Jslsma.
= = =
he ladies Of the G. A r. WIN
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31
ilR AMtIANtf
tNRilTS NOl MID

Ardmere oet go rtfeo men ofe
~ a serious condition Boz a ileh bee
rli-i ana anefHtf O. dead 81 tie fs.
aut ot 40 acefdrni oceurine at fus
yest,'af afiem0on
Tho nW pere AZ wure aa tlst
well ia he ra SO ned and s rr
'nr1e'i % pa'Anr casIny vAsa enc
rr ''apted under ihe ra.a s D.
iis-tvhs ~sa Instantly srltl ara a.
G Brown. Albert shaw and Aisst
Coleman we're seriously Injured
Tho injured men wcrA hloath. 10
A'imoro hy aIrplano ambulance.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

md l an sure they VIII feel as ! Do
lbout it-Hrs. FRED. p. HANSEN, 562
Symmonds St, Kenosha, Wisconsin.
A medicine that has been in use nearly
fifty years and that receives the praise
md comrnendztion Of mothers and
zrandnothers Is worth your considerz-
Io1-
IL you are suffering from troubles
that sometimes follow childbirth bear
n mind that Lydia Z. Pinkhzn' s Vege-
table Compound Is q awonan's medicine.
IL is especially adapted 70 correct s1ch
troubles.
Tbs letters ve publish ought 20 con
vince you: ask some ~ yrs1- v0mea
friends OF neiEhbors = tLey know It's
worth You WI, too, If y0u give il .
fsir. trial
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

Ono al ;he most peasant even
ings O; the soason was trat of ns,
evening wrsn Hr Suu Nrv vns-
SWaHsvn sir ana Airs ~. - lalek-
man and Mr. and Mrs Dave camp
osn entsrtzined the Ihursday lnn-
ner club ana SIT anc Nrs ksnss.
Trapnen Mrs Gertrude fyscksn-
ste;n ana Miss Ella DAVIS ni.n a
seven o'oiock dinner ana Haliovs en-
parry.
The guests wcrs received ~
spooks o. the Halloween nature
The home wss beautuuuy decorated
iron the doors aud windows hung
boughs end branches q the woso-
land profusely eoysrsd wlfh f0n e.
n iha beautiful autumn co.ors
Witches black cats. pumpnns w.tn
unsighiiy faces. owls and muruer-
ing goblins ssre N evidence every
Vhere giving one the lonesome
shivers n she bovery asl ~
-Spookdom.
Mrs. swanson assisted by Mrs
Ray w'cks proved an aaeQua cock
or the sumpiuous and b3unuml ain-
ner prepared while Mrs. H.eKms n
and Mrs Camgs'en proved thsm-
selves prorcieni in the art of ssrv-
Ing Chd IN Hallowe en gowns sney
made very clever Mattresses.
AMER dinner tive hunur a was
played when top scores were maze
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

eye ia b lie 1oU =
pound. Ny mother
had great faith in j;
a. she had taken 8
much Of Il and vher
/ had trouble after
ny baby was born
she gave IL 70 ne.
Itbeipedme somuch
more than anything
else had done that ]
advise all women
with female trouble
20 give tia fair trial
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

been dispatched from Mexico City
late last night II was sxplain.
"a thar the delss was due merely
"a tie absence ~ instructions
ffoH fhe embassy A. Washington.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
tcs tkcsacfr taktia aso utAoote
LETTER TELLS OF AMBITION
Or D[iO MRS. CARLETON
Tells Frcnd e Lycenm plens
and Is Hopeful q Future
Day Before Awful
Tragedy
Nv Ihs Asserlai11 rr,sl

ChfcagN OCT 81 Supporting ns
dcuh, e,lrrs "a ~ Mn Joseph IA
fyie thai her daughter Mrs Msr
rafet Carleton Rlled the ney
Lsonard jacob Chualer a. llsn
Mont ana ihfn committed su.cae.
a. q n'o.h. enc ~ en- officials of
The Nn'ual-Elsfu chamauqu1
huroan tr whom Mrs. carleton Wa
emqlosrd IA. made pnhuc LETT
80. -. 49,. -.
~ 49,. a. A.. -. -. =,
49,. "a ,-,...-t :. r,,o...,.,.,
49,,
TIE ,srrr sssaAs q bar ,ream
vsfk ana hrr pans fof her iite
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

oy Mr Nore aud Mm AvsnfN ana
secoua nign ~ Mr ana Ars . q.
nungs. The guests dtpsftfa N-
pressing fhef fhanss % <hs hotF
Tor me pleasant evening affofded
ibem.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

Or SNNtts " NaFfN@Hf 0fN~
Before Cambridge Club
Nes,erday sitsrncon AZ $50 ine
Cambridge club ladies with Two
guests tcgtihsr with the 0uinre
m nisegs and their wives assembled
In ,ho nbrary Miss Helen conns
acccmpanlet ~ MS Kobeft Mnfn
opened be program with tvo 1onn
SOLOS The president Mra sam
Glrdntr thfn nirsducfd % me
club pr A 4 scott. director % ino
sAicnsloa Hcinres IRON the egtfn-
son bureau A. Norman eho gave
the addr IS ct iha aiiefn on hs
slbleo MS Amtroau ife-atarr
n- Sc.t appeared before TN c.ub
a yar aeo ersaNne on poetry ana
MS lecture vas 50 insp.raiionil taat
the clah vac oyerloycd = ~ a.
al'os q the rrlyilcFe 81 hear.ng him
ag'in his iectur, ytseraiy na'
oHs Which showed great kuswifdg.
ana familiarity with MS subject
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31
|Social
l. Matters


SOCIAL cA.ENoAR
pasns 80
Tussasy
Tau r. Ma slsb Ms raui li i1-
iag
fsmAnsn c.ab-tiss hsh
Aailows sn l@rty osre-ins
koelsch.
Shakespeare eiue-iAbrary
Tuesday Bridge e.ub- Ms Roy
crsbbs.
b a club Mrs.. Ray Wieks.
Wednesday
Kimona Clah one o'c.oeA ianea-
con Mrs Harry spaFlacs. wssi g
city
AmlStla ca0-i'ostpenta
ins clab-Mrs Is~renca le'sna.
VII NJ = Firs, n & ehureh-
Mrs 4. C. Andersen.
Thursday
fteceplou. honoriug NeF 1oaa =
Iaman-flrst A. r. cnarcn.
q. A R-IAsrary
d "a. {. eae-Nrs l. , stars.
mnsonary society - Annsaan
ehureh.
IA rnx eleb-Niss Nerle Van
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31
YOUNG MOTHER.
hl} NOW STRONG
Her Mothers Faith in Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Led Her To Try II

KeDosha. Wisconsin. II cannot say
snough IN pralse of lydia Z. PInkhan.s 9
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

Monday plan,r eIss Eas.r,.Insa

N n
Monday Dinner Club Enterialned
Mr, and Nr ~ 2 Harke- were
hoss 20 tie Monday D.nntr club
las. n'ght ana group q additional
guests which incudrd Nr ana Nrs
byron Reed mrA John Niss.ry o.
Caiforun Nrs a. rassiay MISS
kathryn CASSIDY and Mrs. PM Irl-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-10-31

The ladies' Of The G. 4. r. uu
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
prnuides RelIgiors Freedom.
Living Walking Stick
Comes in Myrlads and
Devours All Vegetation

Grantsvilic. Md. Oct. @5.-The
strange insect known as tn" LIVING
walking stick or devils darninP
needle PLAYED havoc with a wood lot
on the !arm OF John Di|tl". above
here. The insect has a iointed body
live or six inches long. o. gr2ylSA
color and resembling dry twig. II
has long legs that LOOK like lesser
twics extending from the main
branch, wien spread out but hardly
distinguishable when folded along the
| body.
These uncanny insects are usually
net encountered in large numbers
hut a notable exception occurred or
the Dietle farm. They appeared III
,nyriads. completely denuding q %
acre woods tract Of every bit OF foliage
the leaves OF hickory. oak. locust
witch hazel and other varieties OF
trees and even weeds growing along
the fences being devoured by the raw
enous creatures which covered tho
branches OF the trees in such numbers
that hardly any part OF the trees could
De seen.
The devastation was confined u"
the Diete farm. People came from
miles around to see the curious pre-
nonenou of living sticks stripping "n
entire wood lot OF leaves.
When any person or animal woul0
annro,ch tree on which the raven
Gus insects were feeding. they wcuia
let 20 and fall 20 the ground with
continuous thud that sounded Ike
natter or haiStones on Il carpet OF
I-r leaves. They would cling to the
clothing in such numbers as almost
hide the individual. With the advent
of cold nights. the creatures disap'
neared "a mysteroiusly as the. came
No one knows what has become %
Them and not in the memory OF the
oldest inhabitant had there been sue"
swarms of the insects.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
WALTER SAVAGE
STILL OUT,
Search warrant Not Needed by Dry Or
f!cers to Legally Search Farm,
Judge Rules.

No Verde, had h"cn v,.r.lrd IN the
case 80 Waiter Savage. charged with
vi".;r.us ;hr !q,:nr i1wS. IN federal
court yesterday att";n"sn The jury
was excused 4, O'Clock yesterday I'M
til this morning.
The case was argued and the iNs'ruc-
lions OF the court read 10 :he jury yes
terday morning. judge W T.. BAKE!
needed by federal p-ohj5tt."N officers IN
searching a i,rm when Attorney y. "
Mckee entered a mo. on 'ha; the case
lie dismissed owing to the lack OF such
a warrant.
The officers admitted on the stand
they had no search warraN, when ;heE
visited Tho S,vgCS farm on Ba'tt" run
and :, 'zrd sin and Il quantity OF
mash and liquor.
Mr.. Mckee argued the officers had no
authority - gu one the Farm and were
nothing more than c"mm"u tr">p1 iS"rS
The court ruled the '"n~.ltUt:"Ha.
amendment against unreasonable search
and seizure.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
County Sunday School
Superintendent to Meet.

The monthly meeting OF the ONO
County Sunday school Supcrlntenoents
sill Ibc held tomorrow evening IN .he
Green Room" ut IIogc & Davis, Six
tenth and Market streets.
Following dinner =, $50 o'clock. the
meeting vii! continue until O'Clock.
The following program will be carried
out:
some Results OF the Recent Re-
l!gious Survey "--Charles Bates, county
executive secretary.
The Present Status OF Teachers
Training in the County"--M. 7. Mont
gom"ry. SUPERINTENDENT.
The Value Of the Trained Teacher
Prof. King.
What the International Association
has to Offer for Training the Teacher.
Rev T.. G.. Burkhardt.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
EXHIBITION FLIGHTS
ARE TO Be STAGED

Washington. u. c.. Oct 25.-Answer-
Ing a request o: the bureau OF aero
nautics Senator Howard Sutherland to-
day wired from Charleston cordially ap-
proving that bureau staging exhibition
.iights o,cr Iignt.&G OIL and fa:k"rS-
nurg IA the interest Ol naval day Fri
Gay.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

Yves half Of Lot No. 3S in Beilnire.
Consideration $1,000.
Marriage Licenses
Joseph Greer Boyd. age 80. farmer
and Ethel Catherine Kirk. age - b"t'
Of Barnesville. Rev. Charles hirk per-
formed the ceremony.
Elmer Wesley Dillon. age "a an auto
mobile dealer Of Bridgeport ana hI.Za
beth Josephine Beuter. age 25' OF be'-
Iaire, Rev. Smith performed the cer1-
mony.
Briefs.
Attorney c. l.. Belt, Of Bcllaire, was
in town yesterday on i:iness.
Archie Laffcrty. n former local young
man. now Of DillnnvilIe. Ohio. was IN
town Yesterday aftrn"on visiting friends
Attorney Harry Tyler, Of R"!iaire'
was A legal business visitor here yes'eF-
ray.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

IT,. .wi-r OF = I:uic< roadster. hear
Ing license number SIGi3. will Il" ar
ra:rued on charge IL parking IN IN"
Conccs;cd district. Pacro,man Heller
rouud the ear and tagged it, but d'd
not locate the driver.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Jury Still Struggles

C"rSicaAa. Texas. oct. u tEE the
= Associated Press. lThc jury IN tho May
i!"!d hall"; injunction suit retired ~
o'clock. for tn night. ate: dc!ihcra''nE
All da,. IL Mas given Ia" ":tS" At 80
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON!
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

joseph H. butcher "c Columbus. O..
WAS dismissed OF TIA, charge @; parking
his car in the CunEc~'rd district. ~"
said he was not acquainted with III"
parking regulations here.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
ST. CLA|RSV|LLE


twenty eight unrontcs,cd divorce
CASES. and nine suits for aIm"ny. VIII
b. chard Ivy Iudg Cnwru in R"lm"n'
County common pleas court today. II
IS expected that n" cutir" day Will b.
taken IN with the hearings as 4 lar"
percentage Of The cases st for hearing,
will hc heard 10y tn" court.
Six O'Clock Dinner
Mrs Isaac N"wljug well h" hostess
e. a number %; friends at six "'cl"ci
dinner NJ hcr home IN the Eat E',h.
tomorrow evening. Following Ia" d'n-
me- the evening viii BE- spent in five
hundred and a very cnj"Eahi" tim" -
grtiriuatcd
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Aviator Lectured

Chicago. OCT. @5.--t.lSion Kelly. avia-
tor. was lccturcGc ana put on probation
today by Municipal Judge Filler. for
violation Of Chicago'S aviation ordinances
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

\ married man gives up good manF
privileges. but. on N" other hand. he
always has good excuse Cor not DOING
n lot Of things he never wanted I" DO.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

Mike l.iudc'oft OF Martins Ferry was
ar,,S '"i by PatruiTtu Heller on i
charge %: par ing his ma"hii" in tn"
-rrgrst.d d!atric; longer ;han ." min
Ut,~.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

You'd have hard work 10 convince
one who has made them that stone
walls do not Il prison make nor iron
bars a cage"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

P;ttr"'man Heller arrested Albert It";-
z"r ou a charge Of parking ia the con-
Ec>;cd district.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
GOOD MORNING JUDGE

william Murray was arrested on Il
drunk charge last lIsht by .ItroimaN
N,il"r.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26

where he has been erendIng a few days
yIth relatives. following his being con-
,in.5 /, the hosp.aI ut Cortland. Ohio.
r,,In,vinr irI,rics received in an auto
r,nhil, acciicn. there five weeks ago
Mr. Mitchell IS getting along nicely
ana It IS hoped that he will be able 20
resume hi sdutics ~ the first of hcccm-
her. His many friends welcome his re-
turn home.
probats court
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Herhert Mitchell Home

Assistan, Prosecuting Attorney rr"r
Scr, W. Mitchell. WAS brought 10 n,
home here. last night. from Akron
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Management


consistent with good y
in advantage over
smnm
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Investment

ifo
indebtedness
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
Advantage of Buying Early

mail brings checks and inquiries from
this you buy this PREFERRED STOCK on
otheA practically below
received Call
will call and full xp
usualSE
The Washington times., 1922-12-17
Pickiings

@ICKING twelve beautiful bank clerks hoi
r compared plung other dozens might mention
When you pick twelve beautiful have to be good at
hgues-but all Elsewhere have do real
thinking.
nstance the twelve pasant soundsf There's
question head-or And you've to make
your outside help such sy wns silk
hosiery. straight jobwthout eopsnsatons Anyhow,
here goes;
/. The rattle Of coal into the cellar chutA
Pulling Of bottle that's been IN the family for
seventeen years ..
cink forgotten change which discover
n q pair Of trousers hanging In the closet
Pulling the cork Of bottle that's been IN the family for
fifteen years.
Tho thud Of aimed milk bottle hitting yowiing eat
Pulling the cork Of bottle that's been abovA for
twelve years
sound Of high note hitting tenor Just - tnss has
ht the high notA
stated, for ten years. t
The jingle Of the alarm clock Sunday morning vha
shut 1t of and 70 back 10 sleep.
Pulling cork . bottle that's BEEN wss for
nine years ,s.a @
The Of the benedicton after long sermon
IL. Pulling any other coris that may be left
The Washington times., 1922-12-17
By Roy K. Moulton

Well, that's out. Christmas be-
gins at home. Do you get that,
you poor looni You can march
right down and cancel that sedan
car for Uncle Henry. I have got
. box Of handkerchiefs for him.
Al to that fur coat, you can make
It over to me. Ny aunt will get
. nice bottle of toilet water. You
are not going to spend all your
money, like . fool on . lot Of
relatives that are no better than
strangers to US. Just forget that
platinum watch, also.'
But I says, when I got up
enough courage to interrupt her,
that would be spelling Ill my
plans. I am going to do the
thing up right this Christmas.'
You are going 10 do moth
ing Of the kind she says. 7 am
going to make $25 cover the sew
enteen people on our list and, ex-
cept - tar a. I am concerned,
you can forget this Christmas
thing altogether and get your
mind back on your business !"
$50, she puts II over on you
and you can't have your own
way, after ALL" says Elias @.
Higginbotham.
II am going to have It." says
Quincy, ''but ! had to get Il By
using the reverse English"
"But how about them presents
you picked out" asks Elias Q.
Higginbotham.
1T don't cost me a nickel 10
pick 'sm out" says Quincy. "And
l hgger it II going TO b. . cheap
Christmas for me, unless'
'"Unlss whatT
"Unlsss my wife gets 10 think
Ing tee, much about that sedan
car and platinum watch and din
Ing room suit and goes and gets
them FOR herself. II just occurs
10 me, maybe I put too many
ideas into her head. besides ths
fur coat; which I really intended
y gst hss.s
hNKy ~ y
The Washington times., 1922-12-17

IN oil stock scheme" says Elias
Q. Higginbotham. you use up
. lot Of words, but you say moth
Ing. II you care to furnish .
blue print with your stuff. I will
be much obliged"
'This year" says Quincy, II am
going to give presents to every
body know, and good expensive
ones, also. may even give you
one. You never can tell"
TT you ever give me .
Christmas present" says Elias Q.
Hlgginbotham, 'thsrs WIN Be
something the matter With H."
This year I am going 10 jump
In over my head and ! am going
70 make up for lost time. And I
make this fact known TO my wife
Just the other day. 'This,'I says,
10 going to be the banner
Christmas for us. ! have already
picked out very expensive pres
ents for most Of our relatives and
friends and will take care Of the
rest before Christmas
you see, IL is like this. Every
year, me and the wife have had
q free-for-all over this Christmas
thing and by the time Christmas
comes, what with pickering about
presents and 90 forth, we have no
good viii for anybody including
each other.
EVERY year In the seventeen
We have been married, we get the
old List out and get to work, and
all Is calm and peaceful until We
The Washington times., 1922-12-17
The Modern Hero

H him fond farewell her husband tried and
He liss Nell for I'm homo yss"
- Said she, "Oh, help Mike svi do think.
Bat please DONE homo psnetursd like the ssraiar In sink
hurry ths walk. He waved glad goodbye
toe merbd for to talk was In her #f
He surely swung wicked boot
would shoot him shoot him down.
II. ..sn duty h. vent without thought 81 fear
Upon parlous bsnt oh give his cheer.
would stand right he bsss
4 . his pest al day unto HE pest he stuck
buss Some
Ard Ne said himself, himself he ssds
"Ts merely for weekly psf face the bsndts' lsaAs
stopped bullet going he slightest wound he's
He wife said sors this h the have home ysL
whmpe whned, It's al in his days work
II Iulss trouble he niaA sf ths cigar slsrk
The Washington times., 1922-12-17

como 70 the hryt name on the List
and We start 10 think Of . present
to put down by II.
Well my wife win say, here
4 my Uncle Henry, what about
him3'
Very good I viii say, q
necktie for that old bird :.
"a nscktie for Uncle Henry!
Are you craxyi Nothing but .
gold-headed cane for him this
year
Nothing doing I remark. 7
am mot going b no peorhouss 10
give Jour relatives . lot Of fancy
presents.'
"Then, ~ they say IN the
classics, the fun begins and II
lasts way through ths LIST until
we arrive at the second eousins.
ut lasts about two weeks and
there IL hardly Q pleasant word
spoke by anybody.
'In them days I sst out to
spend Just a. little - possible,
by fighting every item she sets
down, but It has taken mo seven
teen years TO get the right angle
on this thing and nov ! have
got It. .
about . week ago / 20 home
and announce that I have seen .
fine Hudson seal cost for $4oo
that ! am going to get for my
wife's aunt for Christmas. In
fact, have had II laid away. !
tell my wife this Il IN line with
my new policy TO trsat every
The Washington times., 1922-12-17
Quincy Todd on Christmas Gifts

body high, wide and handsome
this year. I can sss out Of the
corner Of my sys that this fur
cost idea n not making such .
tremendous hit - II might.
Well says my wife, finally,
of course that q very nice,
Quincy, but you know I have not
had no new cost for the past four
years and the one have got Il
pretty shabby
"'Oh. that's al right I reply.
We gotta BE- liberal and after al
Christmas comes but once . ysar.'
swell, shs doss mot say any
thing more and I let this fur coat
soak In until the nsxt day when
I teIl her have ssen . sweet,
little platinum wrist watch which
would Just At her cousin Amy and
that Il costs only $3.50. know
my wife has been signing for .
platinum watch for eight or ten
years and shs shuts her mouth
kinda grim and ! am expecting
her to explode, but she does not.
She h very game person.
"A couple Of days later, ! tell
hsr I have picked out . nice
sedan ear for her Uncle Henry
and am having his initials painted
onto II. She lets that get by, but
l can see abe b getting very un-
easy.
Every day or two I trot home
with . little news like sAst and
I act very happy, but 4 /, gets
sadder and saAder.
Finally one day I ten her !
have picked out . twelvs-piece
italian dining room ut for her
brother Horace and his wife and
then abe lsts loose and what shs.
does 70 the Nngiish Language IN
trying 10 describe me b = crime.
Have you gone plumb on
your nutr ne ssys. You srs
goins TO gits Hsracs and Lsttie
. swsll dining room suit when
every piece Of furniture We have
set = sanding On three lsssi
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