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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28
Chance of Becoming
President Depends
On Size of Hat
ny yIsA Service

HY MN erNicF
MILWAUKEE. May 97--Your
chances Of becoming president OF
the United States depend OF the
rixe Of your head
Byron w Kuhn says so-and
he's the worlds greatest authority
on presidential heads.
Kuhp ls not a phrenoloEisi or
n psycho-analyst. He IN more than
that he's a halter.
Kuhn has made fiik toppers for
six presidents-Grant, Hayes. Gar
field, Mckinley. Tnft and Harding
And his conclusions;
You can't be president unless
yog have a hig head-literaiIy. No
NAV with a head Legs than seven
and three-eights in size can erer
be president.
The hats I've made for presi-
dents have ranged from seven aud
three-elghts 10 seven and five
eiRhths. President Harding wears
a even and three-cighths size.
TAFT wore "A seven and one-half.
Giant required a seven and five
eighths.r
styles In presidential stOvepipesg
THEY'VE changed says Kuhn.
Lincoln wore a tall topper with
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28
Breakfast Table
Gossip

The Missionary socicty of the
Christian church will meet Thurs
uny afternoon at 2:3O o'clock a.
The home OF Rev. w. A. Guy. MS
South Water street. Division 4
will have charge OF the program
An members OF Albuquerque
Camp No &. OF the United Spanish
American War Veterans. and all
those who are not members be-
who served In the war with spain
or the PHILIPPINE lnsurrection are
requested to assemble at the
nrmory at 500 u'clcck. Tuesday
morning. to take part In the Dec
Grafton Day parade,
Members of the Grand Army OF
Corps, the Auxiliary OF the Amer
lean Legion, ana all sons Of vet
Grams and their wives will meet at
the Baptist church al iO;4b o'clock
this morning for Joint observance
II the memorial services.
Word was received here yca,er-
Day OF the birth OF a son I % Mr.. and
Mrs. u. ~. Lindsey of Inglewood.
Calf. MIR. Lindsey was formerly
an engineer with the United States
Indian irrigation service here.
liafaci Chavez was iiurd SIS Ia
police court last night on the
charge Of speeding
All t.lks are requested Ia meet
AZ the Eiks club Monday after
noon at 1880 O'Clock for the pur-
pose OF attending the funeral Of
T.. J. Cook.
1hc nrr department WIS called
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28

an cight-inch crown. a brim Of two
and three-eighthS inches ana a
quarter-inch band.
Grants ille was only siN and
one-hnlf inches high but II flared
greatly and had "a semi-cuTVed
brim and a two and onc -half-inch
hand,
Hayes hat was n reaction to-
ward simplicity but Garfield's was
even more flaring than Grants.
THE hrim OF McKinley's hat vas
flattened, Tnft's hat vas round
and fat-like It's owner"
Kuhn came to Milwaukee In
1853 and made his first presiden-
tinl st%oye-pipe In 1879. He's kept
duplicates Of ali his masterpieces
in presidential headgenr.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28
Henwood Out 3
OF the Colorado
Penitentiary

(Continucd From Page One)
Henwood was nm unruiy priaoner.
Hard work finally made him a
model convict.
Meanwhile. his numerous ~
peals for a pardon were denied
All efforts OF his influential friends
failed.
@at v""k. %Srrin~er. who divorc.
cd his wife Just after the scandal
appealed TO Governor Shoup In per.
son and beKEed that Henwood he
released. snying he had suffered
cnourh punishment for his CRIME
and that the SLAYER ~ the two met
Ind acted only as a friend"
The pardon vas granted today
Sprirger's wife reports hnve n
after she wsss divorced went r.
New York. drfted nlong sor several
years and finally died a pauper.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28

Wv Shc'h.d rfnon Nuts on sale
at Fred Harycy's New stand. At
yuuucrque, n. A.. until further
nniicc. Fannie \. Spite. Inventor
Ind i'roprietdf ~ the y. =. =. sum
-hinc Nut Smelling and Separating
Machines, 323 North Tenth ~.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28

A method of preserving newly
nlown grass without drying has
recently been worked out In Swift
1erland.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28
FOR SALE AT O

Seven IRE ~ land adjoining
University Heights district. a
buyer Will double his money on
his purchase by next summer.
Inquire Phone iG2i-W or 32s
N. Sixth 81.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-28

PROM SOUTH
No. 2s-from ~ Paso aisb pm
No. aO--from VI Paso 7 100 IN
No. 80 eonnec,s al nslen with No %
Tor. Clovls. Peeos Valley. Kansas City
aud 3uif Coast
No. - connects Al Belen with No. ~
f-om Clovis ard points east and south
~ Clovis.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26
Delegations From
SOCIETIES to Attend
the Hepburn Funeral

New York; Jan. - ~" mon League
Cuh or tin Nr" i,l.-,nmd society To-
night ;s.u"..H,-d tuy ~ ,r"."I"eHt ol de.-
ccatiunS To- ;.i',nd the INH"raI OF y.
Iarton Hepburn. auth"r. banker ana
economist. Who r."d tod ) OF injuries
received when IL VIZ struck by AN
automobile bus several days ago. Inc
yuur,ai las been set f"r F::|r|.
l,cprcsurt.t..c Of IL, SEES England
Surtcty. @. which Mr. lI"rhIrn once WAS
prcsi,!,n,. Wi irrlui. r.unu Root. AW'-
In Is. Fletcher. l'r. Edward l.. FartriHSe
Irving H:,.I..iur aud Jr..m l.. Tildcn.
Among Tic do,r":,lc> chosen by the
Unison cub arr John i. HUcheiciicr,
Goarr. =. Cor;"lyou, Chaun""y NJ De
I.w. ,.,rk Williams and Henry !.
DAWSON.
Nur2p Barton Hepburn WAS known.
not only #s 4 banker and f1n"nc!"E hnt
a, an economist Of note. In early ire
lie figured ~ some extent IN New YORK
State politics.
Born ia cotton. y. \. July -. 1876 ne
Vas graduated from M!hdlcburN college.
j." hrELM lis "ur-cr ~ Instructor OF
mathematics at -. Lawrence Academy
and soon became pImriIrtl of III" oSd"hS
burg Educational Institute which lie
LEFT after i short tim" {" practice IL"
Ia GnIt"u. IT,. r,l;,,." r b.; birth.
In lN.5 a.. W.. rl""'od e. the stat"
aS.:"u n'y where lie rC"T,d Unll IeH''
l.sr"r h.. l".riri." Superintendent "I u"
'.IIluiir- r"!..rtrn"n; a. Sew N"rh sat.
, .-'#l" han, ''.uuin"r ant sat" '"'ntr".-
lct Of Cur"mrl.
After J. '..lu-: from active r'hrc& -
went 10 N"w Nork city where i" became
rs~uriai"d with several of IL" largest
'Lsin">> corporations in the country. lie
. >"r;"d - - director on tho boards OF
tn' Bankers Trust Company. First Nj
tiurnI i%.nh. Wentworth company
American car and Foundry company.
S":rS H"ch,!cll and Company and many
others.
IGc was successfully president Of tn"
Third National EHnL vir"-pr"AG"nt Of
tn" National City Bank and President OF
" in hmcrican-JalauC@ relations ana
in 1918 gave funds I" the University of
Toxic to establish Il chair for the study
"r the history and constitution Of the
United States. lie was made an officer
o. the Legion Of Honor - the French
government in l"l@. for his '.har" N n
reception in New York 10 French official
visitors
In the year following the world war
h" was appointed r'.Hirnan ot COM
Wiitcc e. aid tiCrmnn "hI,'lrcu.
M. Hepburn WAS author Of many mag
G2Uc AVID review ESSAYS on economics
and f.rInc" AMI published two books.
The History OF Coinage "nl Currency.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26
WOULD TIGHTEN The
COURTS BURDEN

WASHING tnn. Jau. e5.-With we" OF
Facilitating TIE despatch of business In
"a" supreme court Chief Justice lalt
IN" suggested 10 senator Nelson. Ro-
publican, Minnesota. chairman OF tho
Judiciary committee, n bill revising tho
Jurisdiction OF the court. lie proposes
that tho ccrtiorar! jurisdiction he en-
larGcd and the obligatory or appeal )ur-
isd!ction reduced. This will nave tho
effect. he stated, Of tightening the pres
Cnt heavy burdens Of the court.
With the object Of relieving tho
supreme court Of some OF its DUTIES
Senator TrammrI!. Democrat. tiorida'
today introGuced Il bill 70 relieve the
chief juSttc" and justices OF all 5nris-
diction imposed upon them as parts or
the United States circuit courts OF APP
f"r,e. 9TH tho practice which has
grown IN Of them sitting with those
courts. Tn" chief justice. under the BILL
v"uli no longer u" required TO assign
circuit ana district judges. that duty
being Transferred IL "thc senior circuit
JUDI in commission in the district in
w!l.,h he lives
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26

and artificial Waterways and CONNER
c!al Development He was Chairman
OF the currency committee OF the
American Bankers Association from the
time OF it's organization. He was q MEM
Der OF many leading clubs.
In 1873 he married Miss Hattie Fish.
or - ST. Adams, VI. who died sexeral
Icars later. In 1887 he remarked uKlng
for his wife. Miss Emily II. Eaton OF
Montpelier, Vt They made their home In
New York city for many years ana h4o
Il country home at Eidgemield, Conn.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26
E0leyNdney

Get rich, at the cause OF suffering and
MISERY, regulate the kidneys and o'ad-
der and restore the diseased organs 10
sound and healthy condition.
Mrs. VIM. Fischer. 2coe Woodboarne Ave.
V';..;,r. Kv uri,eG Il am jus, getting sIoas
fns. am tlins Foley Kidney P'.S Every o;asf
night You should have seen rae e"'oL~ -. -.
.nrI.,r.d up. Ny kidneys % 10; bother rnt q
nisht any more. ltnw'A help 'or'e oine. so.
.eul who is sutFerlns you may use my h-h'
Hhexsvsr yoSE E4sd.c.ae - S-EerNseG' -.
SOLD EVERYWHERE
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26
CAR VICTIM BURIED.

Nuu,rlI s"rNiroS Tor J"scru XUhcl.
wlu ....d fru'u injuries received wi"n
struck hv i street ar Suuha| 'i"!l"s;.
were hold yesterday ir"r'.lG al :
n'rIu..k q, =. J"S"nh's cathedral E"".
l:a'! NuS:aI ctririut"d. lEriHl w.
made FL Mount calvary c'i.'ir!!.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-01-26
Run Down?

Kidney and bladder troubles are MOI
limited 10 meu. HouSework. or WORK
in Office or factory, causes women 10
suT.r from weak, ovcrworked or dis
cased kidneys. The symptoms are
pufincss under the eyes, SaIlow sSin'
constant tired feeling, lack OF ambition
neryou, condition, backache, rheumatic
nain.. sore muscles, stiff Joints.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-04-13
Country Club Postpones Buying Site,


A meeting Of the members Of the
Minot Country was held at the Asso-
citation Of Commerce rooms Friday
night. DR.. "A. D.. MCDANIEL was chair
man Of the meeting.
Three sites viewed by the committee
were considered and report on them
was given by Mr.. Anderson Of Min.
neapolis, a golf site expert who came
here to look them over. He reported
favorable on the Thornhill site of the
100 acres, on the north Burlington
road, four miles west of the city. The
place has many beautiful trees, with
the river running thru one corner of
the farm, an ideal place for a club
house, with plenty Of ground for an
10 hole. course. He also reported
on the Bradford site on the
south hill, Minot, which is ideal for a
golf course, but without trees. The
James Bell site, five miles east. of
Minot, is beautiful, but too level he
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-04-13

When the women of Des Laos, N.
D. Slipped one over" on the men in
the recent village election, capturing
all of the offices, even to that of viii
lage marshal, they little realized that
their names were going to be listed in
the hall of fame. Des Laos has re-
ceived advertising in the newspapers
turnout the United States, which if
paid for at regular advertising rates
would run up into the hundreds of
thousands of dollars. The Independ-
ent prints the following interesting
story taken from a recent issue of the
Houston, Texas, Chronicle:-
Des Laos, N. D.. March 28.-This
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-04-13
stove, behind the wash-tub or any
place where she could do the most

stove, behind the wash-tub or any
place where she could do the most
good.
As a general proposition, the men
are holding their breath waiting for
something to happen. They are
watching their step and making no
plans. They admit wondering what
they will do when the women Off
Gals will tell them how fast they can
drive their automobiles; what they
are to do with themselves on Sunday;
how late in the evening they can play
pool, and all other such matters of
supreme Importance to the male of
the species.
And already the men are planning
reprisals in the campaign Of 1924.
They intend perfecting an organiza-
ton to put the women back where
they came from. In the meantime, it
would not be wise for any one to
come to Des Laos and say that suff-
rage isn't getting on in the world.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-04-13
DIES Laos GETS ADVERTISING
THRU0UT THE UNITED STATES

is the first town in the United States
to be entirely governed by women.
At an election held last week, eight
married women were swept-to use
a household expression-into office.
Today they pointed with pride to the
record of their first "a hours at the
reins of the community government.
Among the first reforms they have
declared for is a 9 O'Clock town.
Anyone who is caught roaming
around here after midnight will be
given a chance to get over his high
falutin' ideas in the calaboose. No
more will there be all-night poker
games in the back room of the Com
The Washington times., 1922-05-28

tried out and utilized. we have H.
censed the Telegraph Construction
and Maintenance Company Ltd,
the principal British manufacturer
of submarine cables, to use our in
ventions."
The important and radical i'm.
provements which will make the
new cable so superior to those now
functioning are the elimination Of
research and development work
undertaken some years ago by the
engineers OF the Bell system. This
work, which had tor it's first OBJ
Ject the Improvement and exten-
sion of telephone transmission
through submarine cable, was
later directed to the realm Of
transoceanic telegraphy.
A new alloy has been perfected
by the Western Electric engineers
which. when properly associated
with the copper of the core, re-
suits In a cable Of much grenter
transmitting efficiency. Exter-
nally the new cable is not to be
different in appearance from ca
bles which have been laid in the
past. nor is 1t different in general
scheme of construction. As in the
case of cables OF the prior art. it
will consist of a single central
conducting core surrounded by a
wall OF insulating material to ex-
clude water, and protected by a
spiral armoring of steel wires.
The Washington times., 1922-05-28
By LINDSAY CRAWFORD
editor of The Statesman Montreal Canada)
United States Tariff Bars Reduce the Trade With Canada and Reel
procy to BE Urged Again by Our NeghbOrs Across the Border
Progressive and Liberal Parties Ask for Revival of Negotiations
with Washington to Bring About Better Mutual Trade Relations

are fleeing before the new lairds
Of the Guggenheim brand who are
invading the retreats of the historic
clans.
The solution put forward by the
Progressive (agrarian) and Liberal
parties Is a revival Of the recipro-
city negotiations at Washington.
Canadians are growing tired OF
having their country regarded by
their American neighbors as a
shire of England and seek closer
contact with Washington in their
economic relations
While the Canadian protection
list vainly looks to British imEi-
grants to pay railway deficits and
make our railways profitable. the
lower tariff forces look to Washing
ton to encourage north and south
trading and to harmonize econo-
mic necessities en- both sides of the
border over a vast area that offers
illimitable prospects of mutually
profitable freer trade
Canada has started on an era OF
economy and retrenchment in the
government departments that will
stabilize her finances and add cen
siderably to her credit in foreign
markets.
The recent visit to Washington Of
Hon. w. S. Fielding has revived
the hope in Canada that, despite
the rebuff by Canada in 1911, other
and better counsels may now pre-
vail and that the reciprocity ques-
ton may be reopened.
In any case, being the thing
most desired by the Liberal party
to strengthen it's hold on the coun.
try, it Is safe to predict that the
controversy waged so violently a
decade ago will again be revived
under circumstances that will tend
to make Canada better and more
favorably known to American legis-
lators and people.
The Washington times., 1922-05-28
By SIR HARRY LAUDER
(The Celebrated Scottish Comedian and Minstrel) Z
We ScotSmen Are the Most Sentimental Race ON Gods Eah-T
Krk the Schue and the Kayad Have Made Race Honest am
MaMy-They Appreciate the Qualities of Other Races.
(The Celebrated Scottish

In the eye Of strong hard men, men
who have roughed 1t through the
world, making two blades Of corn
grow where not one grew before.
II were asked what has made
the Scot what he is today I should
say:
l. The Kirk.
2. The Schulz.
8. The KaiIyaird.
These are the three streams that
fed US and made us what we are,
the citizens Of no mean country;
a poor country 1t may be, but rich
in the gifts that make an honest
and manly race. Aud Mither
Scotland has aye been a hard
mither; but none of her sons can
say she has ever been unkind.
Again, take the songs of Scot
land. Do they not include the
greatest love songs OF the English
speaking world? Just a line or
two In passing.
Begin with, my luve's like a red,
red rose"
And / will come again, my Luve
Tho II were ten thousa nd mile
There breathes the spirit of the
eternal lover. Or again, John
Anderson, my Jo:"
John Anderson. my 10. John.
We climb the hill theglther;
And mony a canty day. John,
We've had wi ane anither
Moo. we maun totter doom John,
But hand In hand well 20,
And sleep thegither at the foot,
John Anderson. my TO-
Is there anywhere a more beau
tiful and touching picture of man
and wife. taking together the sun.
shine and the storm, lovely and
pleasant in their lives, and In their
death not divided.
The Washington times., 1922-05-28

In Canada, where every eco
nomic movement Is examined in
the light of its effects upon the
British connection, the defeat Of
the reciprocity pact In 1911 was
hailed by English visitors and in
the English press as the greatest
victory for the Empire since the
battle of Waterloo!
Two solutions of the problem
created by the United States tariff
proposals are put forward in Can
ada. The protectionists, who hope
to utilize the agitation aroused by
the American tariff to defend their
own high tariff demands, urge an
energetic immigration policy as
the answer to the policy of an
American tariff for Americans.
With an annual deficit on COVE
ernment-owned railways-a legacy
from the protectionist government
of seventy-four millions, immi-
grafton is urged also in the inter
est Of the railways-especially in
view of the government pressure
to effect reductions in western
freight charges. In normal times
the demand for additional settlers
might carry some weight, but un-
employment, which is general in
the large cities, is a barrier to
energetic government immigration
schemes. The only countries to
which Canada could look for agri-
cultural settlers are those Of Euro
pean countries that have tasted Of
the freedom of self determination.
U. s. FARMERS IN CANADA.
At present these small countries
are attacking their overseas exiles
and the desire for emigration is no
longer keen.
The only farmers finding their
way to the Dominion Just now are
American farmers. who bring both
experience and capital, and a
sprinkling of Highland Scotch who
The Washington times., 1922-05-28

times the Russians were bar.
barians. The country was mod
ernized by Peter the Great. who
at one time worked as car
penter and shipwr!ght in London
and in Amsterdam. In his at.
tempt to modernize Russia hs in
troduCed numerous experts from
abroad. and as Germany was
nearest al hand. he relied prin-
cipally upon Germans Thus
Russia fell under German man.
agement. 1t became in many
respects a German dependency.
During the revolution and dur.
ing the Bolshevist regime, tens
OF thousands of Russian experts
were executed or died OF starva-
ton and disease. Russia's rail
ways, harbor works, factories,
etc, fell to rack and ruin.
WHERE DANGER IJES.
Russia requires rebuilding.
She requires not only enormous
quantities of rails. machinery,
etc, but she requires particularly
the assistance of experts. The
United States and Great Britain
may supply Russia with rails,
locomotives, machinery. clothing.
and SO forth, but they cannot
reorganize the country and re-
create its industries. They do
not possess a great surplus Of
skilled men. because these are
absorbed by domestic and colonial
requirements.
Besides, only a very few Eng
lishmen and Americans know
Russian. while hundreds OF thou
sands of Germans are familiar
with that language.
HAVE BEEN GERMANIZED.
The Russians may not like the
Germans and they may buy vast
quantities of goods in America
and in England. but the great
Russian business will almost
inevitably fall into the hands of
German ,financiers, bankers, en-
gineers, manufacturers, merchants
traders, etc, especially as the
great majority of middle-class
refugees from Russia have gone
to Germany and have become
Germanized. When they return.
upon the establishment Of
order in their country, they will
no doubt favor the land which
has given them hospitality.
Germany's economic penetra-
tion OF Russia seems inevitable.
A Russo-German partnership is
natural and logical because the
two countries can satisfy one
another's needs.
In the possibility Of a Russo.
German union OF a moro intimate
nature than that just disclosed
lies great danger 10 the future
peace Of the world.
The Washington times., 1922-05-28
LONDON, May 27.

~ NCE, l am told, somebody with
a mistaken sense of humor
~ approached a fellow country
man Of mine and asked him what
defense he had to make to the
crime of being a Scot.
do not know what reply he
got. ! know the answer I should
have given after I had picked him
up. / should plead guilty to the
charge and glory in 1t. am CRATE
full to the kindly Providence that
gave me my Scottish birthright.
Let me give away-they say
Scotsmen never give anything
away.-some of the secrets Of Scot
land We have a reputation as a
race that we hug and enjoy to
hear. And II Is a false reputation
-modesty, one Of our national
qualities-prevents us from re-
it. 1t is said that we are
a dour and stubborn and unemo-
tional and unsentimental people.
1t is exactly what we are not. We
Scotsmen are the most sentimental
race on Gods earth.
Take the Scot abroad, and talk
to him in an unguarded moment
as l have so often done-of his
mither, and his feyther, of the
auld hoose, and of the loch and the
glen. and OF the wee kirk on the
brae. and you will see the tear
come into his eye, and though he
speak no word, the warm clasp Of
his hand-the hand of a man
will tell you how deep and sincere
and passionate is his love for the
land that sent him forth.
l have done it. and seen the tear
The Washington times., 1922-05-28
Nose Isn't a Filter
For Dust, Says Doctor

MUCH interest has been aroused
by the announcement at the
Royal Society, London. by DR.. j.
8. Owens, that the dust In the air
is by no means filtered out when
we breathe through the nose. but
penetrates TO the bottom OF the
lungs. Tho nose Is thus by no
means the efficient dust filter IL
has been regarded hitherto. and
our ideas ON the dust problem
may have to be readjusted.
This discovery has been largely