davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Mr. AMI Mrs. II. b. Nickel brought
the remains of their infant child to be
buried here Monday. They are living
ut Omar, W. Va, where Mr.. Nickel is
n work, but brought the baby here to
b. buried, They were accompanied by
Mrs. Nickell's sister. Miss Rhoda Rose.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

We, none Of us, like to thins or talk
OF dying. But the dreaded tine is com
Ing to all of us. Have you provided
for those who love and trust you? Talk
1t over with Nickel and Sparks today.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

The demand for Tanlac has broken
all worlds records. Over Twenty Nil.
lion bottles have been sold since II
was placed on the market six years
ago. Edgar Cochran and Co.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
ID. b. WILLS,
Caney, Ky.

Evert Mathis, Edgar Cochran, L. B.
Reed, W. c. Sparks and L. t. Hover.
male of West Liberty, ard G. w. Les.
ie' Of Camel City, were In Frankfort
a few days last week.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

All persons having claims against
he estate of d. W. Howard must
resent their claims, properly prsven,
hin the 30 days. Jan. 20. 1912
HARRIS HOWARD,
Administrator.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
=. sExPLANATIoN.

Our gasoline burner went bad this
week and there is not sufficient natur.
al gat| 70 run regularly. We will hav,
a new gasoline burner in In few days
and we hope by the time 1t goes flooey
Ion, us there will be sufficient natural
gas tot'run. This accounts for our be.
ing late.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

If you are physically able to get
life insurance you certainly are able
to take 1t and keep it. Nickel and
Sparks can write the kind you med.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

j. 5. Carter and Judge w. G. Blair
left M'ncay for Frankfort to look a tel
Morgan's chances for the Normal
school.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
FOR SALE-A repIsered nuroo.1o,.

FOR SALE-A registered Duroc-Jer-
sey boar, 10 months old, 81 ed by High
land King Defender 1880, H. N.
Thompson at Jackson. Tenn. This
ioar Is thoroughbred and certified copy
of pedigree gos with him. One of the
best boars In the State. VIII sell for
reasonable price.
ID. B. WILLS,
Caney, Ky.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

5. K. Reed, of Caney, who has lust
started out as salesman for tie Hod.
giin Grocery Co., stopped In wednes.
cay and had his name put on our sub.
scrirtiCn list.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Don't stop to measure happiness, but
II you do, don't worry when It runs
over the rim-for some poor soul viii
get It on the lonesome way.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

A man never realizes what boob
he was until he reads one of his love
letters after he has been married ten
years
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Don't blame anybody but yourself
IL your nights are made miserable by
indigestion. You failed to take Tan.
lac. Edgar Cochran and Co.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Mighty bad to fall by the wayside.
but 1t is worse '.,r bad b liz there
and heller, when you might ,.u rhl
run.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Prseton Barker and Valentine Coch
ran, Of Caney, were in town on busines,
Thursday and paid the Courier a esIl
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
PEOPLE FOR WHOM THE BEST
. "
is NONE TOO GOOD (

Are always the most enthusiaastie Con
cerning the excellence of aour. v
DRY CLEANING AND DYEING
We have one of the most efficient
RemOdeling Departments E,,s..
in the country. Furs transformed
into the mode very quickly. Mems
and w0men's garments altered in q
any way. desired. RI
We dye fur skins and remod-
el them in any way.
We tailor make mems or ladies' suits
5000 up. Latest STYLES. We pay $2.5C
railroad fare on every custom-made
suit ordered from us. all. .2
Send goods parcel post. We have nc
agents
THE TEASDALE co.
625-627 Walnut Street
Cincinnati, Ohio.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Mrs. f. NJ. Hutchinson, Of Quicksand,
vas week end visitor of Miss Emma
spurlock, of Neal Valley,
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

ID. r. Keeton and Floyd Arnett at.
tended Federal court at Jackson this
week.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
Notice to Contractors:

Notice to Contractors: -
The Morgan County Board of Edu
cation will receive bids for the con.
truction of an auditorium at West
liberty, Kentucky.
The contractor to furnish all mater.
al and complete same.
Building to be frame building ont
tory 50X70 feet.
Plans and specifications may be had
y calling or writing to the Office OF
he county superintendent.
BERNARD Il. WHIT.
Secretary Board of Education.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
A Man Must Eat.

There was a young fellew named Hill
Who loved a pretty lass named Jill
He found she could not cook,
He said, For girls I'll look
Who can with the skillet show skill
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Trials in Morgan county during 1921
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Take Tanlac and eat three square
meals a day. Edgar Cochran and Co,
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

the wisdom of Solomon was cheap stun
composed to the sayings of her first
beau.
There was young rounder namel Lou
Who made up batch of haze brew
He took, a wee nip. -
Just moderate sip,
FCn' IA Tuesday at t,'o
e.
u. H. Ferry says w,1nh c-h fat
tee han by asking his opuion and
lion tsl 'ng it for grp Itd to he Just
wa, = . had already 1t:ld Il upon.
-O-'
urm ~, v.out enjo. =! ty a'l-.ar' srlo
iobllr club banquet.
~
Calii> la grows mOr1 lemons than
any other state except the slate Of
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
Edited by ALL
WHEN PA is SICK

When Pa is sick he's scared to death
And Ma an us just hold our breath
He crawls in bed in bed, nm puffs and
grunts,
And does all kinds of crazy stunts
He wants Doc Brown and mighty quick
For when Pas i'll, he's awful sick.
He gasps and groans, anu sort o.
sighs,
He talks queer and rolls his eyes.
Ma jumps an runs and all of us,
An all the house Is Ia a fuss.
An peace and joy is mighty scarce
When Pa Is sick, its something fierce
We 60 from verse to worse! !!!
POAE
Every Goat-Getter
l grant you annoys,
But there is only one "getter"
Who upsets my pOise, ..fR
And he is the bird !
The king of kill-joys, ~ 'Sv'''
Who always comes bacx with
Eyes, but MY motor, boys!'
80 @-v,- 90
A local refdrmAr mlntsseam girls /,
stop rolling their own, nnsin'ng cigar.
cites 'neverything. He doesn'f ifug.
gest, however, VIII, nc thinks shout'l
roll 'em.
--oo-
A bandit, afte- luying apair of shoe
at a Seattle, Wash. store, says the Sc
attic Star, held up thes proprietor and
took s275. That's starting on shoe
strtne. IA' = ElsSgSSN L
]. II. Williams says the correct use
of 'lie" and "lay" also worries farm.
er every time hen cackies
100
A Pennsylvania man advertised a
liberal reward for a bunch of keys he
had lost. That night the finder of the
keys entered the mans Office, unlocking
the door to the Office and his safe with
the keys, and took StS4. Burglars, as
well as chicken thieves, read advertise.
ments
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

We noticed n headline the other day
reading: takes Dog and Flees." There
was an awful good chance for typo
graphical error.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

"You should stand by your grocer
argued the business booster
IL always do when he is weighing
my purchase" replied Mrs. Housekeep.
or
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
March Version

MdECu NtTSiOn
Skippery, slippery, slop,
Look out, or else you'll flop,
And then, you bet,
You'll get all wet
Slippery, skippery slop.
]. NJ. COttle says little girls like to
play with dolls-and so do some of
their fathers.
90
And you don't hear any of the coal
callers kicking about this weather, do
GU?
90
Getting up in cold house is not
alf so bad as getting up with no coal
the house.
-OtO--
There are two things Los Angeles
refuses to admit-earthQuakes and
Fatty Arbuckle
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

lsmnie lee PhAips,s Bess Dyer, Eva
purlock. Evelyn swango, Eunice Nick.
el Mrs. o. B. Arnett and Mrs. L. b.
Reed.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
SURE SHE WILL

Come into the garden MauGe,
And shake the nlmble hoof;
Come into the garden Maude,
For the gardens en- the roof.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Emmett Adams says hell is where
you go when YOU die, provided you en-.
joyed yourself on earth.
Astronomers have discovered that
the moon is travelling faster than form.
erly. o. NJ. Oakley says she has 10, in
order to keep up with THIS hustling old
earth.
90
An irate reader of this great uplift
colyum presents us with little toy
bull. Thank, friend, Wen make 1t our
official mascot.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09
POOR LAMB

Mary had a little lamb. y '
That used to baa md chew. '
Since Mary's dad pM'r workin' '
The lambs worked into stew.
Dick Oakley says the difference he
tween a well dressed woman is about
twenty pounds of clothes.
Many are chilled but few are frozen.
.
DIR. J. O. Wheeler says a glrl thinks
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

DR.. J. G. Wheeler says a vlrl thinks
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

There are Ia Smiths attending the
Columbia University, not counting the
blacksmiths.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Many are chilled but few are frozen.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

Editor-one whose business 1t is to
separate the wheat from the cliaff and
then print the char.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

J. II. Williams says the correct use
Of lie and 'lay" also worries a farm.
er every time hen cackles
Licking Valley courier., 1922-03-09

See by the South Bend, Ind papers
where feller nam'd Beers was pinch.
ed over there for unlawful possession
Of intoxicating liquors.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
Hold 2 Negroes
On Arson Charge
For "Cut" Blaze

On Il charge OF arson by setting fire
10 a barn on the grounds about the
Maryland House OF Correction, az
Jessups. this county, several weeks
ago. John Booker and Henry Gibson.
both colored, who had been confined
TO the county Jail. were given pre-
liminary hearing before Police Justice
William S. Welch. who remandeI them
TO Jail without bail, TO await 'fs dc-
tion of the grand jury at the coming
April term OF the Circuit Court
Booker and Gibson both have served
time at the Cut" As a result OF the
fire. which they are chsrged with
causing. Is horses. COWS. quantity
of hay and grain. besides farming inn
plements. were destroyed, entailing \
net loss of about $15 900 The negroes
also made away with two horses fol-
lowing the fire. Ii was the finding of
these at a Baltimore stable that led TO
their arrest
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
AUTO DEALERS HAVE
TRAFFIC SIGNS PLACED

Traffic signs, designed 10 help auto
mobile tourists in particular. but
which will also facilitate such traffic
in a general way. have been placed
about thoroughfares in and near the
city during the last few days under
the direction of the Automobile Deal
ers' Association of Maryland. Per
mission TO erect such signs was re-
Gently obtained from the Mayor an5
City Council.
The markers are in the form Of ''T''
posts. about six feet high. the signs
being about two feet long Ly five in
ches wide. The letters, painted boldly
in white. stand out against back
ground OF black. One of the con-
spicuous signs is at the intersection of
West street and Church Circle. An
arrow, also in white, directs the tour
lists the course to Solomon's Isllsd
Like signs inform autoists as to the
route to take for Baltimore or Wash
ington.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
CURRENT EVENTS CLASS
HEARS TALK ON RUSSIA

At the second of his classes in cur
rent events. given Thursday evenings
at the y w. c. A.. Professor Howard
J. Mccormick. OF the Department Of
English at the Naval Academy. spoke
on the subject of Russia. He slid that
the frequently-expressed opinion that
America should not worry herself
about the affairs of Russia was an en-
tirely wrong one. as the Russians rep
resented one-quarter of the worlds
inhabitants. and it was inevitably a
matter of importance to the other
three-quarters what Lecame of the re-
manning fourth.
In dealing with the question OF
Bolsheyism in Russia, the speaker said
there was no chance for any further
Improvement in the Russian situation
as long as the present government had
the whip-hand, as it was far too
ignorant and debased to he able TO
rule completely even If it had the de
sire to do so.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
EASTPORT EPWORTH
LEAGUE GIVES SOCIAL

A very interesting George Wash
ington Birthday social was given by
the Epworth League of the Methodist
Episcopal Church of Eastport on
Thursday evening. in the lecture room
of the church.
The social was started 10y a march,
led by Master Raedel Jaeger, repre-
sentng George Washington in which
everyone joined. singing The Battle
Hymn of the Republic" Then fol-
lowed two tableaux. Miss Roxie
Kelly represented the Statue OF Lib
erty and America" was sung by the
audience Miss Evelyn English repre-
scented Betsy Ross and the star
Spangled Banner was sung.
Games and refreshments were en-
joyed by all The refreshments we're
served in a rather unique way. the
small Sunday School room Icing fixed
TO represent tea garden. and foar
young ladies dressed as Martha Wash
ington served George Washington tea
and sandwiches.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
BRYAN HOMESTEAD MAY
BECOME MISSIONARIES
HOME AND HOSPITAL

LINCOLN. NEB.. Feb 25.-The
home OF william Jennings Bryan and
a ten-acre plot surrounding the scene
of the earlier lie of the nov famous
lecturer orator and statesman. loca,e 4
on q hill ton southeast OF Lincoln.
has been offered tentatively TO the
Presl yter:an church as permanent
home and HOSPITAL for missionaries.
teachers and meml ers OF families thai
have become inca pacitated in the eery-
ice OF the church.
The Bryan mansion. which has cen
idle and devoid of activity most Of the
time since the Commoner changed his
residence TO Florida. recently was
visited by representatives, OF the board
of relief of the church The mem
suited for this purpose and would ac-
commodate about forty patients af.er
a few alterations and repairs have
been made. Henry B. Master. ore Of
the members OF the board said IL
would report on the offer when The
board returned to Philadelphia.
This ioard represents the Preshy-
terian church Of the north. The pro
posal suggested the use OF the home
as an inirmary for patients from Chi
na and Japan. Far Eastern mission
aries and teachers Of the church. in
calacitated in service. now are sent
to hospitals farther east, members of
the board stated.
Mr.. Bryan is reported to have at
pne time offered TO sell part of this
land but the home and ten-acres were
reserved.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
TO ONE
CHARGE, |MPL|CATES
OTHERS IN ROBBERY

Alfred Cole, young white man
living near Camp Parole, arrested q
few days ago for tampering with sig
nal wires on the Washington. Balti-
more and Annapolis Electric Line.
was held under S50O ! all for the ac-
tion OF the April grand jury after
a hearing before Police Justice vii
liam 5. Welch Yesterday
Following the arrest of Cole.
Sheriff Harry T. Lcycly. and Chief
Deputy Louis Schramm secured from
him a confession that he was par
tIcipant in the robl cry of the dwell
ling OF Thomas Houser. near Best
Gate. on January last He also i'm
plicated Edward Powers. and William
White. the latter colOred. i'm the rob-
berry. and Justice Welch held these
two under the same amount of bail as
fixed in Coles case. 1t is under
stood that Cole will be released on
bail today
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
Ask Senator
Brady To Run
For Congress

Friends of state Senator y Theo-
lore Brady. of Anne Arundel. Relieve
that he could wrest the Fifth District
Congressional scat from Sydney r
Mudd in The forthcoming fail pri-
maries. according 10 the following
which appears in the Baltimore Amer
lean under date of February "a:
Tho announcement by Senator
Tydings that he would Try conclus-
ions in tie Second district has stirred
up the leaders in The Fifth, aud some
OF the prominent rarty men in the
various counties waited on Senator
A Theodore Brady today and urged
him 20 stand for the nomination.
Tho Senator, however, offered III
lie encouragement. not that he oh
jected TO Icing the party's candidate.
! ut because fight in this district is
always expensive. and. a. his tgan-
cal resources for such a campaign are
limited, he hesltates in considering the
tender OF support His friends here
says he is the one man who can neu-
tralize the strength of Congressman
Mudd in this county. which as rules
furnishes the majority given Mr.
Mudd"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
MOTOR LAW VIOLATIONS
STILL HOLD LOW MARK

Fines imposed for violations OF the
state Motor Vehicle law continue 10
hold at rather small figure. The
drop that followed the blizzard of sew
eral weeks ago when traffic fell Oft
TO a marked extent lecause OF the
condition OF road. and instead OF fines
amounting to $4,000 or more as was
the situation prior TO that. they are
still less than the $1,000 mark The
report Of State Automobile Commits
sioner E. Austin Baughman for the
period ended on Thursday last show
total fines assessed for the week, of
s7s1, of which s44S represents ofenses
committed in rural communities and
S33 in Baltimore city
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
LAST NIGHTS LECTURE
BY REV. DR.. PERSONS

Before a fairAsized audience, the
Rev. DR.. 5. E. Persons. minister of the
First Presbyterian Church, gave an
extremely interesting lecture last
night on the Philippine Islands.
The speaker began by giving a gem
eral description of the geographical
features of the islands and showed
their extent and location on a map.
He discussed the various phases OF life
I'M the Philippines under the old and
new conditions, and demonstrated
what vast strides had been made in
the civilization OF these islands since
they had come under the American
Government The lecture was pro-
fusely illustrated by beautiful coIored
lantern slides, which Dr. Persons de-
scribed as they we're thrown on the
screen.
A feature of the evening was the
singing of Mrs. L. Serle Deaerick,
whose fine voice was heard to great
advantage in the sacred selection,
The Ninety and Nine" There was
also general singing in which the audi
ence Joined
The lecture was given to help the
Wonen's Foreign Missionary Society
Of the church raise its gnDta for mig
s.cns. and silver Offering vas taken
W by the members OF the society et
the close Of the evening for this pur-
rnse
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
SEVERAL FINED FOR
DISORDERLY CONDUCT

The following cases of disorderly
conduct have been disposed of by Po-
lice Justice William S. Welch:
T. Hughes, a soldier from Camp
Meade, fined 81 and costs; Kenneth
Jordan, case dismissed; Mary z. Will
liams and William Brooks. both col
ored. each fined 81 and costs. amount
ing to $275. which they paid; Henry
Cornish, Charles Robinson and Frank
Moore, all colored. each fined 81 and
costs. which they paid: Frank Prince
and Virginia Turner, both colored, for
firing pistols in the city limits, were
fined 81 and costs; Horace Larkius,
colored. drunk and disorderly. conduct,
81 and costs. In default. committed TO
Jail
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
MRS. A. LANGFIELD WILL
ADDRESS MEETING

The Woman's Foreign Nissionarg
Society of Calvary NJ =. Church VII.
hold its monthly meeting Monday
evening next at 7:i5 O'Clock in The
Sunday School room of the church
Mrs. ArthuTe Langiield. who has
made a tour of the Orient, will be the
speaker She gave most interesting
address before the Society last year
and added TO the pleasure OF the even
ing by showing a number OF souvenirs
from japan. Mrs. Bertha Shannon is
chairman of the refreshments CON-
mittee, A large attendance il urge1
on this occasion.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
COUNTY MEN STOOD 3
FOR; . AGAINST, BILL

Holding their forces together. the
enforcement advocates scored big
triumph IN the House OF Delegates
late yesterday afternoon when the bill
providing for State enforcement of the
National Prohibition Amendment was
passed 10 q third reading by a vote of
IS 20 II. larger margin than The
firmeet supporters of The measure had
looked for This was likewise the
margin by which the referendum
amendments was defeated.
The voting waNtrcd only slightly
during The efforts that were made To
tack the several amendments 10 the
bill The Anne Arundel delegation
throughout maintained a division Of 3
10 >: those voting on the dry side
being Messrs. Baldwin. Dunlap and
Holiday. while Messrs Howard and
Rullman stood out just as firmly
against the measure
Amendment after ameudmcu. that
would have drawn The teeth of the bin
was voted Gown. but the biggest fight
Wah NtEtu upoh tUe one witch NOulu
have provided referendum of The
question 10 the voters Of the State.
This brought forth prolonged discus
~iOns. including a ftrvcnt plea from
the floor ry Speaker John l.. G. Lee,
but the "drys" could not be shaken,
and the vote mentioned above was re-
corded against the referendum. afier
which the I'm WAS seut 10 The third
reading hle. The / i'll now seems sure
Of passage by the lower branch Of the
Assembly; 80 i, remains to bc seen
Just how the Senate Will lineup on
the issue The "dr.s' are claiming
victory there. too.
Continued on Page -
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
PRE-LENTEN DANCE BY
THE ANNAPOLITAN TRIO

The Annapoltan Trio. "A musical or
ganization of young men about Anna
polls, has arranged for a pre-lenten
dance 10 lie given in the city assemb-
the hours Of s and 1880. An admis-
sion of 80 cents will be charged. This
musical troupe, only recently organ
lied. made its debut TO the public at
an invitation dance given in the as
sembly rooms n few weeks ago The
dance was well attended and the
music furnished was of an excellent
order. The dance Monday night
promises TO draw a large attendance
of young folks of the city.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
OPENING Of LENT
ON ASH WEDNESDAY

The Lentcn season. which opens
next Wednesday. communicating the
AZ days fasting Of Christ in The
Wilderness, will be observed by spec
ial services in most of the churches
with visiting preachers occupying the
pulpits in many cases.
Ash Wednesday is so called from
the Roman Catholic custom of the
priests placing ashes in the form OF {
cross on the forehead of the members
of their congregations, saying RE
member man that thou art dust ana
unto dust thou shalt return" 1t is
one of the most solemn Fast days OF
the year
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-02-25
1AVY-ARNY IN
ANNUAL COURT
FRACAS TODAY
u, Point Cadets With Best
Team In History Hopes To
Turn Tide Against Middies
wlo Have Won Past Two
c,~e,-Latter Confident
vAL,S HAVE PASSED
SUCCESSFUL SEASONS

et-r ruiyI s. g Feb -. Grca'
art,r. 10 rhc annual clash Of
ul saws basketball tiyes on
r3- here TODAY II will be the
.5u. ffc y 'he tVo rivals ana the
h.s s.al .a win its first victory
ae midslpeu There are
..fs turn in thc tide this year,
-a llgan ID tae advantage 81
a. tNe home court ihc Army
been developed with this one
N,a ana has reached It's
l 'orm
rre against h.rh-class oppon-
gan- ,bp las eight weeks. the
~. ie,n ablo 10 chalk up thir-
raItb. Victories such teams as
tarrh Wt Virginia Columbia
}trs University and Harvard
lalas Is The cadets OF The cigh-
games played his season the
l4, lls only tWo those 20 Penn
oa anl tac Connecticut Aggies.
these ref,rses came before the
md, holidays. when the cadet
R5. .u 'ba stage o.; lbs preliminary
.pa,n-
20 here vas u9 lack OF confidence
aE 'At NAVY contingent. There is