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1T TIE C|TY'S HOTELS

HOTEL OVERLAND-G. Flahos, G. Dashok. Dan McMillan and wife Geo ltonomos, Geo. Swanson, Iii -. t"onirn I '. Conley, NJ. Deegan, Y. Nus,,-oVt Frel Hoffman, R. R. prauhnan, C. h. Williamson. A Tison, Jr, R. S.Whitney Jr.. Joseph L. Clough, F. Greenfield s. Mantelin, MT. and Mrs. w. Wayman MT. and Mrs. F. w. Stephenson, Mrs Hill, Miss Hill, Miss Roberta Stephen son, Miss Hattie Stephenson, Miss S' Stephenson, F. G. Amesbury, H. M Bradford. H. V. Van Hook, Lee Pence, 6 T Kinkaid, H. B. Melvin, Mrs. J. H. Roediger, Virginia Ann Roedlger' Chas. Richard.
 HOTEL SEXTON-Arthur Sessions and wife, A. E. Shaw and wife, Dan I, Hill. N. o. Anderson, T. M. Hunt, F. B. White and wife, Robert Coe, Leo nard s. Groves, Oscar Krause, J. Casey NcDannel, Mrs. Julian Blaker, Miss Thelma Baker Clifford Smith, Hugh Smith. P. J. Whalen, H. s. Frazier, Mr. and Mrs. J. K Dent, Misses Tu- multy, St. Louis, Mrs. NJ. J. Hereford, Sherman L. Divine, Frank G. Jester and wife, E. Ganesbury, H. M. Braford, H. V. Van Hook, w. P. Barnes, c. r. Maxwell, Emmet Egan,
 HOTEL VAN GILDER-Mrs. Oak lev S. Barker, Mrs. Wn,. N. Beacn, r, o. Kruger, H. Lopp and wife, w. fl, James and wife, s. Asp. and wife, Mae Howard, Edith Scott, o. s. Hubbel, A, B. Mays, o. K McMannus, Miss Delgh, C. Clark, F. H. Knickerbocker, John H, Bunch and wife, Judge E. F. Medley, HIP. Warren, D. B. Rose, Geo. H. Rose w. R. Manning and wife, c. s. Morris, John T. Elliott John G. Brady, T. G Morris, Misses Hood, Etta E. Schurr- man, Marie Schureman, P. J. Perry, H NJ. Caldwell, John Rex Thompson, F. B. Lazier, E. F. O'Brien and wife E. 
 Howard and wife, w. H. Chipman, G. w. Mock.
 SEWARD HOTEL-Mike Gemoff, Alex Adolf, H. Kloss, Chetta M. Wheei CT, Mrs. T. Wells, Henry Lucas, w. E. Fuller, Douglas Clamons, A. F. Bettie, E. Booth, w. s. Woolever, Hugh Daugn erty, Frank L. Knight, f. f. Sullivan and wife, John H. Flower, MT ana Mrs. H. D. Bruce, MT. and Mrs. A. M. Truesdell, Mrs. Thos. Collnig, Beverly Morgan, Mrs. Stipp, Mrs. J. V. Sheri- dan, Mrs. R. V. Lyons, d. Enos, Aubrey Pinkiert, J. W. Curlee and wife, H.. Anderson and wife.
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If you have anything to do in the line of work, I am at your service. You can find me or reach me by tele- phone at Jordon's Valet Service, Mad ison 1O3. D. CRIGLER. ksep1
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John G. Brady, district ranger for the Kenai peninsula, with headquar- ters at Anchorage, is in town this week. MT. Brady will make Seward from time to time in his rounds. He reports forest fires this season as neg ligible.
The Seward gateway., 1922-08-18

Carpenters today were engaged in putting the floor on the floating dock. The timbers used are 4X12's and when completed Seward will have float easily landable from launch or smaller craft.
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Every suit we fail to clean satisfac torily by our new process we will re- fund your money as we aim to please VOL JORDAN VALET SERVICE. If
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John Elliott left today for Mile IF where he is working in the new Ke mai Lake road.
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The cannery tender Katmai brought in a small shipment of mail from the westward last night.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
Attest:
A.SG. 1 UNDGREN,
s.s.s.i5 County Auditor.
(Audi tors Seal 55...
COW REC 0GNizES OWNER

Animal,s Knowing Woman Decides
Case d California Court.
The interesting case Of 4 Holstein
COW that strayed from Its owner last
December and whose ownership was
disputed, has been settled In Judge
Douglass court at Manteca, Cal. The
COW In question was claimed ~ Mrs.
Eva Gustafson. Last December It
wandered Into the herd Of Manuel Sil-
veira. q dairyman Oh an adjoining
farm. 4. Silveira believed that the COW
belonged g his herd and refused to
EallloW 81 to be taken away. 8s
44 = he matter was 4 brought 70 trial and
% order toEsatisf himself and those
present that the COW right fully be-
lopged e. Mrs. Gustafson, Constable
81. ". Graves asked her to s. up to
the animal. The COW apparently had
u coed memory FOR faces and u kindly
remembrance Tor her rightful owner,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
rrotxlsy Sees y. s.-British War

rrotzl<y sees y. s.-BritIsh War.
a naval war between the United
States and Great Britain as 4 result
Of maritime rivalry will occur ID 1924,
according to q predict Ion made ~
Leon Trotzky II addressing the Third
Internal ionale at Moscow. says 4 dis,
patch to the London Daily Herald, the
labor organ, from Moscow. "a s,wa,ol.
len gourmand, was Trotzky's descrip-
tion Of the United States. while he de-
clared that Great Britain was losing
her position Of world significance.
the pound sterling having been van.
quished By the almig hty dollar 4
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08

1t least T allowed Itself to Be petted
BY Mrs. Gustafson, but could not be
approac hed by silyeira o the con.
stable. l---s.5 .3 a53
The COW has been delivered to Mn.
Gustafson. jt5 II .5 Y. 8.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
County Agricultural
:. Agent Fund

RECEIPTS H. -..
CT. Balance Jan. LIST, 1921 $ 1.6s770
transferred from Co. Rev
enue Fund T------------- 100000
49," s. s,6S770
<s DISBURSEMENTS
Warrants Issued -----------$ S,032.19
Ut. Balance Dec. 31st, 1921 655.51
5 3,687.70
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
W here Your
ak q Go
How Uncle Sam Spends
Your Money in Conduct
ing Your Business

BY EDWARD G. LOWRY
Author Washington Gose-Ups," Banks and
Financial Systems.'' etc. Contributor Political
and Economic Articles TO Leading Periodicals
and Writer Of Recognized Authority on the
National Governments Business Methods.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08

DISBURSEMENTS q
Paid State Treasurer j. s38. ~
&: Balance Dec sist 1921 i l.. o1s.5 s
!. 2.sss.o2.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
NORTH FORK

Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Williams
have been visiting in this commun-
ity the past week.
Mrs. Belle Jenkins entertained a
host of young people at her home
Saturday night.
Many people were at the COM
munity building to hear the exer-
cises Decoration day. A few musi-
cal selections were given but the
speakers failed to come, which was
disappointment to all.
Palma Marshall, Betty Michel and
Winona Davis have gone to Good
well to attend the teachers course
during the summer.
Ben Green and children, Walter
Messner and Mildred Bowden were
visitors at the Palmer home Sunday.
Vera Marsh and Ruby Messner
are spending the week with Mrs,
Arthur Williams near Beaver.
Doris Beach spent Sunday with
Ella, Lois and Irene Goode.
Ezra Evans and Eva Green were
married last Sunday evening.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
SOUTH ELNIWOOD

We had light shower both Fri
day and Saturday night but too light
to do much good. A rain would be
very welcome.
p. r. Johnson is at home again.
returning Tuesday of last week. He
is feeling better and It is to be
hoped that he will continue to inn
prove as he has been sick since the
friends by surprise as they did not
know he was out of the hospital
until he arrived al home. Mr. Van
divender of ForgaD brought him
from Forgan.
Asa Kile and family of Booker
Texas. spent Sunday at the home
OF Mrs. Kile's mother, Mrs. Fowler
A good many of the. taxpayers at.
tended the meeting at the county
seat Saturday afternoon.
Mrs. Alfred Huguly came out tC
her mothers Saturday for a few
days visit.
Edith Kile is staying with hei
grandmother, Mrs. c. Fowler, al
present.
Wedding bells will ring this (Sun
day. evening for Mr.. Ezra Evans
and Miss Eva Green at the Soutt
Flat church. The happy couple have
the best wishes of the whole com
munity as both bride and groom arr
well and favorably known in thu
community.
| Roy Kile, Alice and Iva Fowle
drove over to Booker Sunday eve
ming.
Aeroplanes are getting to be plen
ty as about twenty were seen pass
ing over this neck of the woods IL
two days going northwest. Som
few have returned.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
LORENA

Fine rain fell Tuesday morning
which was needed, helping the grow
ing crops.
Margaret Hill came home from
Halstead Saturday night. She feels
very well and is glad to get home.
She reports Mrs. Maricle getting
along nicely and she will soon be
able to come home.
Thelma McNew is better. She has
had a severe attack of tonsilitis
diphtheria. She is able to sit up
some now.
Bro. YanCleve preached to a good
audience Saturday night. Arrange
ments were made that Bro. Neff
will preach Sunday morning and eve
ming alternately and the same way
at Lone Star, making preaching once
every Sunday at Independence or
Lone Star. Come to these services.
Prayer meeting every Sunday eve
ming that there is no preaching.
j. I. Smith leads praper meeting
next Sunday evening
Bro. Davenport will preach Thurs
day. Friday and Saturday evenings
and Sunday morning of next week
at Independence.
Jerold Koos, who last October ws.s
kicked and huS badly by mule
had the misfortune TO break his
shoulder bone last Monday while
playing. He was taken to Halstead
to have the bone set and for treat
ment
The Lorena boys have organized
base ball team. They have played
the last two Saturday afternoon al
Lorena.
Thursday, June Sth, is the regu.
lar meeting of the Boys and Girls
Club. Parents come out to these
meetings. Help with the club work
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
HOME CREEK

Mrs. Norman Davis who was
very sick last week is improving.
Mrs. L. Venable is able to be out
again. ~
Clyde Venable is enjoying vaca-
tion with home folks again after
attending school at Vici. the past
winter.
Several of the young folks from
this part OF the neighborhood at
tended the Charles Smothers' party
at the Smothers' home Saturday
night.
Freida Venable, Hattie and Jim
Duley and Gertie Morris visited at
G. SI. Hilderbrand's Sunday.
Mrs A. c. Duley spent several
days in Beaver the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Venable and
children, Clyde. Blossom, Vivian and
Gaylen attended the all day meet
ing at Booker. Sunday.
Ruby Duley spent Sunday with
Eva Morris.
Agness and Opal Lawson ere
home a'ter spending the winter in
school, near Gate.
Jack Darr, wife and family and
Tink Judd, wife and family spent
Sunday on the creek taking dinner
and fishing.
Several airplanes have gone over
the PAST week.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
COTTONWOOD

Wheat. barley and oats are in
full head and were much in need OF
the fine rain We received the first
of the week.
Hobart and John Wright returned
from New Mexico the first of the
week and report a fine time. The
| oys both took homesteads.
Cecil Gettings and l.. e. Gilbert
have been working on the phone
line this week.
Galbert Wright and daughter.
julia, visited Tuesday night at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. John Noble
of Six Mile.
Mrs. Maggie Ullrich and family,
H. NJ Wilmoth and little sons and
Homer Wilmoth's were among those
from this vicinity who attended the
sermon for Fathers at the revival
Saturday night.
Mrs. Noble visited her daughter,
Mrs. Robert Wright, Wednesday and
Mrs. Allen Hopper returned home
with her.
Mrs. ]. e. Montgomery went to
Beaver, Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs, Homer Potter OF
Beaver visited Sunday with Chas
| Slopes.
Mis- Leila Fry visited Friday night
at the Ray Wilt'oth home.
Mr.. and M.. Wesley Wilson and
family and Mrs. James Flagle at
tended church IN Beaver Sunday
night.
Mrs. Amos Pittman who has re-
Gently undergone an operation In
Liberal has made such rapid pro-
gress that she will be able to re
turn home soon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Wilmoth spent
Sunday at II. M. Wilmoth's.
Fried chicken and new potatoe!
are the order of the day.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
NOTICE OF sHERIFF's SALE FORE
CLOSURE

Notice is hereby given that in pur-
suance of an order of sale issued out
of the District Court, of Beaver Coun-
~. Oklahoma, on the 9Th day Of June,
1922. in an action wherein the Bank
of Beaver City. Beaver, Oklahoma,
ence e. Brown and Anna Il. Brown
and James Foreman, We're defendants,
directed to me the undersigned sheriff
of Beaver County State of oklahoma,
commanding me to levy upon and sell
without appraisement, the following
described porperty, to-wit:
The Southea1t Quarter (SEh) of
Section Fourteen, Township Two
North of Range Twenty five, East
of the Cimarron Meridian, Beaver
County Oklahoma, to satisfy Judg-
ment and decree cs foreclosure in fav-
defendants; obtained and made in said
court on the 2sth day of November
1921, for the sum of Sl6l1S9 and
costs of S29.95 and an attorneys fees
of $4,000, with interest thereon at the
rate of ten per cent per annum from
the accruing costs; ] Will on the Sth
day Of July, 1929, at the hour Of 10
o'clock A. NJ. of said day, at the East
Front Door of the Court House, in the
Town of Beaver, In said County and
State, offer for sale and sell to the
highest bidder for cash the said prop
erty above described, or so much
thereof as will satisfy said judgment
with interest and costs.
witness my hand this 5th day Of
II. b. BRIDGEwATER,
Sheriff of Beaver County. State of
Oklahoma.
Loofbourrow & Loofbourrow,
Attorneys for Plaintiff,
6-S is st
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
SOUTH ELMWOOD

We had a nice rain Wednesday
night and Thursday but more mois-
ture would be welcome at present.
Bertha and Herbert Heibert went
to Goodwell, last week, for the
summer term of school.
p. r. Johnson, who recently re-
turned from the hospital is not i'm
proving as fast as his friends would
like to see him.
Mrs. c. j. Fowler. who recently
underwent an operation, is slow
ly improving though far from strong
yet.
Asa Kile and family of Booker.
Texas, spent Sunday at the home
OF p r. Johnson.
Mr. and Mrs. Ray Kile spent
Sunday at the home OF Mrs. Kile's
sister, Mrs. p, r. johnson.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Garrett were
Sunday evening callers at the home
of Mr.. Partridge.
Ray Kile and Alice Fowler were
married at Beaver. on Wednesday,
May 31st. They returned to the
home of her parents for supper and
spent the night in Booker. They
are living on Rays farm on Clear
Greek and will be at home to their
many friends at that place. Both
are well known here as Ray was
reared at Elmwood. He spent a
few years in Colorado and spent
about three years in service in the
late war The bride has grown
TO womanhood here, having moved
here with her father about years
ago.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
NOTICE OF SETTLEMENT OF AC-
COUNTS

State Of Oklahoma, County of Beav-
er, IS.
IN THE COUNTY COURT
No. $50
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Letha o. Elex-
son. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given. that the Administrator
of the estate of Letha o. Eexson. deceased. has
rendered and presented for settlement. and filed
in said court his final account and report of his
administration as such administrator and his pc
titon for distribution Of said estate and for his
discharge: and that Thursday the 18th day Of
June 1922 being day Of a regular term Of said
court to-wit of the April term. 1922. at 10 O'Clock
a. M. OF said day. at the county court room. in
the city Of Beaver. in said county Of Beaver. has
been duly appointed by the court for the settle
ment of said account and for hearing said petit
ton, at which time and place any person interest
ed in said estate may appear and file his excep-
tons in writing to the account and contest the
same.
In testimony whereof have hereunto set my
hand and affixed the seal Of said court this 9th
day of May. 1922.
H. d. MEESE.
Seal County Judge.
Attest JESSIE KEITH-sTEwART,
Court Clerk.
tseall BY Jessie Mae Fickel Depty.
John A. spohn,
Attorney for Estate. 6-l SIS q
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department OF the Interior. U. s.
Land office. at Guthrie, Oklahoma,
May 2e. 1922.
Notice is hereby given that Thomas W Edwards
of Englewood. Oklahoma, who. August IL.
1917. made Homestead Entry No. 0 lOs97, for Lot
3 of Section and SW4 Swi of Section 8. Town
ship 6, North of Range 2s. East Of the Cimarron
Meridian.
Has filed notice Of intention 70 make Final Five
Year Proof to establish claim to the land above
described. before Thomas P. Braidwood u s.
Commissioner. at Beaver. Oklahoma. on the 5tb
day of July. 1922.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Joe Berends. Stoner Cole. George Pemherton.
u. A. Powell. all of Englewood. Oklahoma.
]. B. CAMPBELL.
6.I 6-29 St Register
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

State of Oklahoma, Beaver County.
All persons having claims against the estate of
Chester A. Ewing. Deceased are required TO pre-
sent the same. with the necessary vouchers. to
the undersigned Administrators. with will an
uexed. at Gray. Oklahoma, within four mounths
of the date hereof or the same will be forever
barred.
Dated May %, 1922.
LOLA o. EWING.
Administrators with will annexed
Loofbourrow & Loofbourrow.
Beaver, Oklahoma
Attys for Estate SOS 6-s 80
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

DR.. Earl T. Davis and wife were
guests at the Chas. Gregg home in
the country Saturday night. They
spent Sunday at the NJ. Turner home
near Elmwood.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
PAY YOUR MOTOR TAZ.

On June 10Th | will commence en-
forcing the Motor Tax law. Get your
license now and avoid penalty. Two
tags MUST be displayed-one front,
one rear. B. w. TEDDER
6-Slt County Enforcement Officer
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
Administrators A Notice

In the County Court Of said County
state of Oklahoma, Beaver County.
81
In the Matter Of the Estate Of Carr E. Kysar
Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that letters Of adminis-
tration have been granted to the undersigned on
the estate Of Carr f. Kysar. deceased. late OF
said Woodward county, by the County Court OF
the County of Beaver. State Of Oklahoma, on the
25th day Of May. 1922.
Now all persons having claims against the said
estate are hereby notified that they must present
their claims properly verified. to the undersigned
at her residence in Woodward. Oklahoma. for al
lowance on before the 5th day of October. 1922.
or the same will be forever barred.
Dated this 29th day Of May. 1922
FLosSIE NJ. KYsAR,
Administrators Of the estate Of
81 6-s q Carr Z. Kysar. deceased,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Dale Kile and Clyde Miles re-
turned Saturday night from Norman,
where they have been students al
the State University, for their sum-
mer vacation.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Edith Kile of Booker. Texas, Is
staying with her grandmother, Mrs.
Fowler, at present.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

FOR RENT Two-room house. Mrs.
Nettie Brown, Beaver.
l-5 tt Phone 95
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

NO FISHING-This is to Notify
that fishing on my premises will not
be permitted H. Noble, Six
Mile. If.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Plenty of mouey 60 losu ou farms.
lowest rates quick money aud
prompt inspections.
/ represent the Newton State Bank
4 Trust Co., Newton. Illinois.
Write or call on me il you want a
farm loan.
II. s. JUDY
First door North of Court House
WOODWARD. OKLAHOMA
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Mrs. A. N. Howe returned to her
home near Madison Tuesday eve
ming. She had been in Beaver as
sisting in the care Of her sister,
Mrs. w. w. Hagan, who was i'll.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Mrs. p. l.. Thomas returned Sat
urday night from Chickasha, where
she attended the State Sunday
School Convention.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

80 lbs. Pinto Bean Splits, post
paid, $50. j. A. JACKSON, Wood
ward, Oklahoma. 6-S u.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

Dale, the infant son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Luther Bridwell, who has been
very i'll with pneumonia. is very
much improved this week.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

H. b. Bridgewater attended 20
business in the Surprise vicinity
Wednesday.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

A baby girl was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Langley of west OF
Beaver, June 5th.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08

state of Oklahoma, County Of Beav-
er, S.
IN THE COUNTY COURT
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1922-06-08
NOTICE TO CREpITORs

6.1 s-2s St
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
WEIOOZUS, WHOOZUS

It was one Saturday toward the latter part Of the week
that the other loafers around the neighborhood
getting paidof when Faulty, the older Of the twins,
suggested they go to work and earn some money.
The stroke Of nonsense on the part OF his brother
nearly killed Angus He revived by liberal appli
cations of smelling salts and spirits frument while the
neighbors looked on in envy.
One day the twins helping their mother with
the evenings meal She was busy cutting up bananas
and splitting grapes to drop in bowl of geatine still
to be hardened Angus playfully slipped one Of the
goldfish into the concoction. He thought that was
where jellyfish came from.
Their "Ma" swooned when the animal jumped out
of her at the supper table This cost em both
couple Of causes in the department Of their anatomy
generally used for sitting postures.
Their old man mean he thought he couldn't
afford a middle name.
That's not half Of it.
On Sundays they all slept late to exc the day out
with only two meals He'd put lots Of salt in the food
then to make em thirsty instead Of hungry His recipe
for bouillon bucket of warm water to onion.
The kids grew up very tough. They ate nothing
but brick ice cream, which gave them hardening
of the arteries. But what additional aiment
to team which had medical Jurisprudence looking for
safe place to jumpi
The McCuen McBitters trouble makers had the repu-
tation Of being the worst kids in the neighborhood
When they strolled out to take the air. all the policemen
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
By "BUGS" BAER

The minister waved his arms and told him that it
wasn't the thing and that if grandpop didn't
reform he doomed to eternal torment and grandpop
said there wasn't torment that almony couldn't
cure. That brought grandmom into the argument and
developed two strong cques in the congregation One
faction thought grandpop right and the horse
away with the carrya during the excitement Natural
ly the carriage dog with him and all the folks
outdoors and chased the carriage.
It's funny thing about carriage dogs They amt
got no future and nobody about their past, and
they run along under the wagon. Yes, our carriage
a wagon weekdays, and the dog never gets
anywhere, and he does he's got to right back
the wagon runs away they run with it and il the
horse slows up they slow up, and they're like some
folks they're victims Of their environment That dog
there never did an original thing. Once there
wreck when the milk train struck the wagon
His name was whatever you wanted to call him, and
he wouldn't answer anyway because he only followed
under the carriage and trusted to others to guide him.
He is dead now which is all for the BEST because there
is nothing to under but those family flvvers, and
you don't want carriage dogs getting mixed up with
dferentals and there's so many hills that carriage
dog would wear himself out changing gears.
Well, good-by, and don't forget to write.