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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
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The funeral af Henry Caveif whose deafh Was noted n The Patriot last Vetk. teok place Saturday afternoon at 7o o'clock fnm his iate home pr Graze sfregt. hss paaef Rev John tz sHaaHae3 ok 5hs FIFst Baptist church aaa8Has Nany fueads attended
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 rhe hesuas Vene Clarence r r55fse Charles F Richardson, Samu. q Rich and Harry Cutler Burial Wa.
 u ihe family lot in Grove strcst cem otery Those attending from oai 4 tewn we're MF and Nrs Russell F smith Norwich Mrs M smith Nrs. J T smith. Miss NatK Smith nsnHisen Allan smith. Revere Mas MrS William E Law porshes Ger. Aasss Edward Hasssri. Ms. Nellie Hassau3. Newport R l. Ey eret Elliott. NeWiHrton, Conn.
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
Tax Collectors s NOTICE
TOWN OF ASHFORD

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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
POMFRET TAX NOTICE

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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
Hvsus Sumner

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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
Ishn G.s.

strs Lester Starr of North Weo3- @t5tk. accompanied by her cousin Wayland Gaec. attended the funeral ~ her father. John Foster Gaze. last Ne5nssaay at the undertaking raoms etthe < Williams Estate
 Nr Gaze was born "a West Wood stock tl years age He was the scr af Ilha Porter and Hutish RseAari= err ttaec He vas talce married. fFst h 1rre5 Rabson ~ neaham. Mas a4 whom hc had three sans and the
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
WOODSTOCK TAX NOTICE

By virtue of d warrant issued Co ne for the collection of taxes levied oa The Grand List If the Town of Woodstock for the year 1921. and which are due and payable on or be fore April 1st, la22. according to vote If sad town. notice Is hereby given tHat far fhe purpose of collecting said ax= s5Il meei Al persons liable to pay property taN at the following aMf= a places
 F8ay March sist. al Post Office. Woodstock Valley. from 9 A M. te "a 4 N A store of Daniel Davis, We-t Woodstock, l3o ? M. until
 
 Saturday. Apui lst. at Post Office u Eas. Woodstock. from S.3o <. NJ. aaeHi8 seA M Town Clerks office a, No#H Woodstock from l.30 F. N llt1 F H
 Saturday Alel $, at Post Office, Woodstock HHH from S=so k NJ an- e# #e8# A H Et Sldords store, saatt= Waaaszeees tsem l}A M un- rE ! aa4 from F A aat1 3 , '
 Ey vote If the Town. one-half of ttH persons Fuap. ak taN must be r4a eH enc of the above dates the remaining aue-half must be pait ou ar hefore the first day of October Fhe fal amount may be paid on tee Hrs, mentioned dates f aay 6esre
 Au sa2ts Hat p4.a on aae ef these dates Vli 5svt au lezal fees and 9 Haz esas interest added
 CHESTER F MAY.
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

sg Eeg Adrien Dvieman as deacon, and Rev ", 4. RouehieF slb-dea- con. Members ef the fen o'clock choir sang the requiem mass The bearers were Ephrem Rene, Dasi DeHs.e Abraham Lavallee. Paul IauelHrg Henri Latour. ard 0ea BeasIL
 Besides her husband. ae iar he parents, Mr. and Ars <e#hert Ea-lslai twn sisters. Mss. Alfred La-.-r and Miss Alice Leclair Two brothers & phonse and William Leeialr also =af vive.
 Mrs. Lafrcniere was born Ne and always made her home a Putnam She was member of the L8sie af s. Anne Society. and members 0f tHe Congregation assisted at Che funeral Burial was in s. Mar cemetery
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
WI. EAITEE HENRY LANBFB CLARENCE SHAN .nTn5itfee on Eae

At aE af Probate Weoasfoss .a and for the bs.us- Wooa 5H the 22ud day af Man I942 art Clarence Il lh Ese fa#.t The surviving trustee -aE the Hess .-tats created hy the f Eusaa N late of ths Town # W oeas eceased. hav'uc eNh.HIt 5i s tr-. account Co MarcH 2oth 1922 u i estate Co this Court far allow ORDERED That tre frsf Arul. 1922, at elete- 4. r'egk s forcnoon. st g 0ulrt ef pret be held at Noe stock P7cEazs st. n said Dts;Hst as zH nc.s nearing on tht alleUaHe. at s aat. and that neut5 et sHt fse of saii hearnl at et ea H nr th> efatr ane
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
IRE WELCOME

Thanks 10 ths sae~Sss ers ei Seesara leresit fa.- r.rs ~ tomorrow crtg eeneenea et tAf Naahaa County Y N C A. EheFe n1 egssnsataa H as eas Aa@s G ~ ,.rs sa fer the y5a,h es the thaa has she And fer sl he trsS that alarmed iss serss lr the - sAev arc nes many eNers who hsvent te thank the for one saving eoaters CT &eetheT Ehe NnahAn NsAa as
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
NOTICE

Ny wife Laura BreaalS having left 7E sea and board without just provo eaton ana aae cause. l hereby give aotee tha; ca and after this date VIII eet ee responsible for any bills car1-Ezlte5 tF her
 ALEXANDER BREAULT
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
PERSONAL LAX

k sae legally aFp1-nted persona. x acse5 v ,ts toWn lf Neo3- sEcls. -t-eeE -Fe notice that NC s reeeNe saeh taN at a6oYs meE- a r.acas and days and al the mentioned
 LEONARD f. HEALEY
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
RESOLUTIONS

At the Council t Aapaquas- sst Tribe. No e3. l osier of Red Men, kindied aG af 23rd sun. warm moon. a#Hoa Fra. March 23. l922, iHa t1# fesolu tions were adeptca fH5es
 WHEREAS. TI >HIHt has called Co Che Huat Grounds of his Fathers. an estre sf af this Tribe. Coradc Lap H#
 WHEREAS. CHzf #HlHe has aI ways taken aa inEa a tHs Tribe. and the Order. a aIl t5me for their best iut af Er Hiel cheerful ar 5spasi uen. wiling an# a4 aaz held in high af eru-aeE Chiefs Therefor
 RESOLVED #sa et Chief lapalme iE. fHe InE proved Order of E EaI uable member ana Hre wha Will be missed ans Nft remain fresh iu @ late Ffibesmen.
 Voted. That lr- zaH< hs spread upon the fTzHs tbat the charter h f od af thirty saa Ha5t tz =9z memory of Chef zH#sE eaH# gf these resolution ae .EHt fa tH0 tf reaxr8 family. and copy pabH-Hel a the loeal newspapers as testlm5H fsl 5f f55Hset tn our iata brafHtz
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Clearing Something to Dispose or Those Wishing Acquire Something; For Employer Joyce: It Brings Buyer and Seller Together
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
FoR sAIE

TOR SALE-Hatchin eEgs, .. h' | Reds. S7 per 100. sI.00 psr se
 ting. NIKOL0FF FARM Tel sl4-s i0-tf
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

FOR SALE-Eirht-room cottase, with well stocked grocery store and meat market. and four room tenement upstairs; barn. heHeoops. i2 acres of land. fruit trees, ele- All situated in West Thompson Apply to JOSEPH Gobts sa pemiSes. lo-l-
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
MATCHING

Why vatt for hens while you can haFe Ea4r eggs matched in drst-class ireaha-ers by an experienced man at moderate easts Quantity from 9 to 9ao A MONET. Pomfret Center Tel lAe-z 1O-i3t
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

FOR SALE-Linda May Candle at Putnam's leading shops Taze Her box of the made at home Linda May Candies, which are de licious chocolates with wonderfully soft centers and absolutely purs.
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Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

FOR SALE-Fafm. flS acre. ~ stocked; two houses. two a
 Two miles from Webster Nam street. one-half mile from Snow Corner. minutes from tra
 Address JOHN TOMK0. 4 Ash street. Webster. F. F. D. 27. 1o-l
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
EOR SAIF.

FOR SALE-A slightly used dining room extension table. with aaai dozen chairs: also double wooden bed, with good National spuaE' some picture frames Gall and see MRS. LEXY R. PARKER, s4 Se1th Main street. Putnam. lo-l-
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
WANTED

WANTED-Paiutiug jobs. First class enamelling and all kinds of wood
 finishing. Reasonable prices. J. r. STURTENANT. 20 Franklin street. Putnam. Conn. 1i-l3F
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-0ne tenement. rooms, furnished or uufurnished All modern improvements. Rooms for aeht housekeeping Single fur. rfsrct rooms and board 23 Me gHsHles street Gall for ROSE LA VINE l1-I2 TO RENT-Upstalrs tenement with esr1en EeE 6s9 I2-I3
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

Windham County |. NJ (. 4. camp committee, { canoes, row boats, l hotel range aareeA !.
 ice box l6 feet by feet desired)
 10 tents G2xlo. 1 tent C4Ox6O) Address BOX 3S6, Putnam. iO-tf
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24

CHESTER E MAY. Collector ef Property TaN5s
Putnam patriot., 1922-03-24
FOR SALE

FOR SALE
 FOR SALE-Linda May Candle at Putnam's leading shops. Taze Her box of the made at hare Linda May Candies, which are a5- licious chocolates with wonderfafHg soft eenters and absolutely purs
 i2-tf FOR sALE-Bicyele, used only a faW months. Willys-0verland Club Roadster, in good condition. Az ply of GEO, B. FRENCH, 34 Cen ter street Tel. 1s4-13. L FOR SALE-Cottage house, D roon5s. 3200 square feet of land, near cen. Ire of city, Putnam. Inquire a. No. Hammond street. Tel 55.
 12-fs FOR SALE-Fancy No. l horse Hay. extra nice, cut early. Price S26 d ton delivered ? to 8 ton lots. Also No. 1 fancy clover mixed stock hay. cut early. Price S26 a ton de.v- cred. All the above hay cut July to l5 and did not get wet. Extra nice. Tel 367-14. Putnam. Conn. Box 66, BOVINE BROS, R. E. 3. Southbridge. Mass. l1-I4 FOR SALE-Seven passenger Caan- dler touring car in perfect running order. Telephone 226-l3, Putnam. Conn. fO-fa FOR SALE-Piano. Telephone l7a-3.
 i2-.f FOR SALE-Baby chicks and hss5a- ing eggs from s. (. F. l. Res White Wyandotte and Barred Rocks. Extra heavy layers. rel 273-2, E. NJ. WHITTEMORE, Park street, Putnam, Conn. tl-2- FOR sALE-Auto knitter: haven't the time to operate 1t; will sell cheap Also 50 gallon gasoline tank. Apply BOX |, Patriot office.
 1I-l3 FOR SALE-Ford runabout in good condition. Inquire of F W SEWARD. t2-it FOR sALE-Yearling bull. E E.. Back, North Woodstock. Conn
 li-l2 FOR SALE-Green Mountain Po,a- toes. They cook up good and mea.y. Have some seasoned chestnut na' pie and oak wood. mixed or viii sell separate. FRED B. CONVERSE, Putnam, Conn Telephone 453-5. FOR sALE-Pure Rhode Island Red eses for setting, SIPS per E.. FRANK Q. DAVIS, Pomfret gea- Ter. Conn s-t FOR SALE-Fafn. 1l8 aerea ~ stocked; two houses. two a
 Two miles from Webster Nam street, one-half mile from SaoRs Corner, minutes from tra
 Address JOHN TOMK0. Ash street. Webster. P. F. D. 27. io-l FOR SALE--A slightly used dining room extension table. with aasi dozen chairs; also double wooden bed, with good National spuns' some picture frames Gall and see MRS. LENY R. PARKER, s4 so1th Main street. Putnam. lo=l- FOR SALE-Eieht-room cottage, with well stocked grocery store ana meat market. and four room tenement upstairs; barn. heHeoops' l2 acres of land. fruit trees, ele- All situated in West ThoH hsafs Apply to JOSEPH GoBts % premiSeS lu-l- FOR Matching eggs. :. h- | Reds. S7 per 100. sI.00 psr sei- ting. NIKoL0FF FARM lel sl4-s. iu-if
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
THE JADED PRESENT

A discovery has been heralded which, in the Middle Ages, would have made the alchem- ist and astrologists rub their eyes in wonder and disbelief. This embodies what was the sum and aim of all their labors the pro- longing of human life The newspaper of to- day gives this discovery one-half column
 Dr c. Everett Field of the Radium Institute of New York City, has announced that radum has been used in injecting lfe-prolonging ma terials into the blood with complete success. New bone vigor, new teeth, new hair-all these are obtainable by the expert use of radium rays in connection with the rebuilding ma terals themselves. Dr. Field asserts that the process may be in time applied to any part of mans being which stands in need of re- newal, and thus it will indeed be the Fountain of Youth of which Ponce de Leon dreamed.
 That such an announcement is received with so scant notice is but one more evidence of the astounding accomplishments of science in the last three generations. It is difficult for men of an inventive age to comprehend the achievements for which they alone are respons- ible. Perhaps a survey of the world in 5000 A. D. would be the only thing which would make 20tf century persons eyes open in wonder .eEaas ns7s Wv f sl $ ~ as~
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, 1922
THE FIELD OF HONOR

Dr. Baltazar Brum, dashing president of the republic of Uruguay, failing to obtain per- mission to fight duel with political op- ponent because of his office, resigned The two men met, two shots were fired, and as the smoke cleared away it was found that neither was injured The cause of the dispute was the charge that Brum was elected largely through fraud and corruption of the police, but now that he has defended his honor in personal combat 1t is said his resignation will not be accepted.
 Political candidates in the United States successful and otherwise, no doubt would like to express their contempt for their opponents and critics in a similar fashion, but dueling is prohibited in the land of the free. Here the only recourse of the offender is to express his opinion of the other fellow in office, press pulpit. on the platform or in private, and he must be content that he can call his enemy names hundred times worst than were ap- plied to him. 4. ~-~lIrf 3' sAaaA arx t.sar>
 An honest man here must have liberal share of good citizenship and be a "glutton for punishment if he seeks public office He is subjected to mudslinging and mistrust largely because others in office have merited it. He can not reach all his critics, for many of them work against him in whispers. Even if islander reaches him, the best he can do to stop it is to issue a denial, and that is ex' actly what the professional crook would do. Still, if dueling were permitted and the can didate wished to defend his honor in that manner, it would take him. perhaps, 10 years or longer to purge his district of malicious gossipers.
 Sometimes irate candidates, on the theory that this is government of laws, resort to the courts to defend their characters, but this is not always wise expedient Big Tim" Sul- livan, Tammany chieftain, once refused to sue newspaper which was dancing on the border of libel in an effort to defeat him for office, on the ground that the newspaper might prove the charges which it had made!
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
BELIEF IN BIRTHSTONE

A professor in Missouri college has been invited to resign "because he does not be- lieve In Satan" as an existing demon with hoofs and horns and tail. Which suggests that if one who doesn't accept scriptural descrip- tions literally gets mixed up with those who do he will be rated as bad company and if one thus mixed up doesn't believe in the devil he is apt to catch him.
 Evidently if one wearies of fearing the devil and ventures to find some more comforting interpretation of the biblical narrative dealing with his satanic majesty, and so expresses his liberalism in Missouri, and if the literalsts have their say in the matter he will be in bad way. Apparently the professors critics hold that those who would escape the devil by doubting his existence are on the road to him. From all of which it would seem that Missouri orthodoxy, as represented by this champion ship of the devils existence, believes that re- hgion which does not admit fear of hell fire and birthstone is no religion at all
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
GREATER CARE FOR THE PIONEER
 WOMEN

Every now and then there is an agitation for the establishing in the Territory of home for aged women, apart from the Pioneers Home for men, The matter will likely be brought forcibly before the next Legislature
 We agitated the subject when the last Legis- lature was in session, and expressed the opin- ion that some greater provision should be made for the care of Pioneer women. From the discussion that followed we are now in clined to believe that the women themselves would prefer to receive from the Territory a sum that would permit them to live and pay for their care with friends and neighbors rather than to be isolated and away from their old surroundings. There are not many in the entire Territory who are absolutely without means and it is not thought that more than a score could be induced to go to a Home, for which the expense of maintaining would be quite considerable. The aged pioneer woman, as we'll as the man, should receive every pos sible consideration from the Territory, but it is a serious question whether they could not be better and more economically provided for among friends than by sending them to a Home. There are numerous cases where the amount now furnished the destitute woman is not sufficient to permit her to live in any
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
BAREFOOT GENE


 Now. bere's a man with a sensible idea. He is Gene Willars, and he lives in Chelsea, Mass. All his neighbors know him as "Bare- foot Gene'' for the excellent reason that he never wears shoes and stockings.
 It would be pretty hard on the shoe dealers. but the rest of us would certainly be less both cred with corns and bunions and broken arches if we wore no shoes. \
 At least, Gene thinks so. They say the American Indian was flat-footed, and some people can't even wear bedroom slippers with out an ache. Gene's preachment is just like that of a lot of other people who get good idea.
 "Go barefooted and you'll be free from all the ailments of mankind,' Gene said. Now that's carrying it too far. He says he has wardea off pneumonia never had chillblains, and his disposition has improved wonderfully. That much is all right, but when he says ':all the ailments of mankind' he's taking in a lot of territory. He'll be trying to make us think next that our brains are in our feet, after all. Go barefoot, Gene, and just let other folk admire you.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
OH. YOU DON'T SAY,

My dear, I'm sorry I couldn't see you when you called, but was just having my hair washed"
 "Yes, and the laundries are so slow about returning things, too.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
HOW ABOUT IT

HOW ABOUT IT When knighthood was in flower
 Each damsel got a seat, She didn't have to glover
 Or tire her dainty feet. To see nice girl stand
 Is very sad, indeed.
 What of the knightly band?
 Has knighthood gone to seed? Neither Sambo nor Rastus could read the time of day-or anything else-but Sambo had nice big 1n- gersoll which he exhibited with a great air of superiority.
 What time am it?" said Rastus Sambo fesitated and then extended the timepiece saying: 'Dar she am." Rastus looked at it carefully and said: "Dam if she ain't."
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29
TOUCHING MESSAGE

TOUCHING MESSAGE
 Americas message to England: U. O. U. s. $|.
 Some times grouch will forget himself long enough to admire the beautiful in nature. But if he does he feels like apologizing for it.
 An appropriate salutation on rais- ing glass of hootch to ones lips would be, Here's lookin' at you for the last time!"
 Women may be slaves to fashion but their burdens are light.
 "You don't call me cutie any more."
 "No, girlie, that word is too remf- niscent of life in the trenches" he replied.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

degree of comfort. The Legislature should make more liberal provision for her neces- sities.--Nome Nugget.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

to the possibility that long skirts will be outskirts.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

The trouble with much money that is laid away for rainy day is that the first slight shower dissipates it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

The farmers are getting a lot of attention in Washington these days, whether it will do them much ultimate good or not
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

After a man passes 50 he is coaxing him. self along if he says he feels as well as he ever did
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

What drab old world this would be if there were na paydays to bring cheer.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

Show too much love for your neighbor and he will probably want to borrow something.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

It is said that a big business is going on in the United States in golf balls made to carry intoxicating liquor. This is a good way of train ing the players to keep his eye on the ball.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

The, guy that continually keeps his eye on the clock will always be one of the hands.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

TAUGHT AT HOME Teacher James, who was the greatest man in the world? James-Mamma's first husband.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

The sight of poor folks touches us
 AS misery always should; But if 1t doesn't touch our purse,
 It doesn't do much good!
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

We know one who has a shot gun in her hope chest.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

THE GOOD GIRL My mother says must be good
 I am,
 The best girl in the neighborhood-
 I am; .. She says I must be neat and trim AS well as modest, prudish, prim, AS proper as gospel hymn AS proper as a gospel hymn-I am. She says I must behave myself do; Leave bad books resting on the shelf
 Il do; Eschew short skirts, avoid the dance, Abhor the naughty, flirty glance, And run from everything in pants
 I do' ...,-,
 -.3.i # '""'T , FT"''''2 I mustn't do thing amiss-I don't. I musn't spoon, hold hands or kiss
 I don't; .' And since I'm such precious one And from all wickedness I run, You may not think I have much fun
 Il don't.
 Hoping for the best won't bring the, best. Only a careful study of every detail that figures in the result will bring success.
 Henry Ford forgot two million dol lars he had deposited in Canadian bank until his private secretary called his attention to it. What we need is private secretary
The Cordova daily times., 1922-12-29

BEAUTY HINT Stay at home with your hay fever.