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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
THE pENITENTIARY REPORT

The report of the board Of pen
1tentiary commissioners on the re-
cent mutiny, which resulted in the
death of one convict and the
wounding of five others, should be
read by every citizen of New Mex
leo, as 1t reveals that there are
conditions existing that should be
remedied without delay.
The board is to be commended
for what appears to be an entirely
impartial and fair report. The
board of five members, three re-
publicans and two democrats,
points out the evil of pointing out
unframed prison men to direct the
work Of the penitentiary; also that
this system 'fs not peculiar to the
republican organization and execu-
tives 1t has been just as relig-
iously followed by the democrats
from time out of memory. Both
parties have regarded the office of
superintendent Of the penitentiary
as sort of reward for valuable
service rendered to the party"
A man to handle prisoners sue
cessfully should be one who has
made close study of the problem
but this is impossible under our
present system, where wardens
come and go with each change Of
administration. This statement is
borne out by the commissions re-
port. 1t seems that Assistant War
den Dugan is looked to for the en-
forcing Of discipline, but at the time
of the recent trouble Mr.. Dugan was
on his vacation. Dugan has had
more than five years experience as
assistant warden. and prior to the
time he assumed his duties at the
penitentlary he had many years
experience as a peace officer in
Mckinley county.
Furthermore, it appears that an
attempt is being made to run the
penitentiary on too economical a
basis. 1t seems that the convicts
had been fed on beans until they
rebelled. It is not expected that
convicts will be fed on the choicest
cuts of meat, fine fruit and French
pastry, but the appropriation
should he sufficient to furnish the
men with q variety Of good, plain
wholesome food.
In view of the commissions re-
port, the governor can hardly do
less than remove the warden
Then il he will establish prece-
dent for his successor In office by
appointing the best possible man
available to fill the vacancy. re-
CARELESS of his political beliefs. he
Will have taken a long stride FOR
ward toward Improving conditions
NJ the state penitentiary.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
TIMES MORNING
Romantic History Of Ava, Grom,
Mawg and Others.

"Jn the Morning OF Time" by Charlie,
G. D. Roberts New York; Frederick
A. Stokes company.
Major Roberts presents the
story of the evolution of civiliza-
ton in palatable style. He opens
his new book in world without
man, which through his sclentif
ically imaginative eyes, we be-
hold the Dinosaur and the Diplo-
docus, colossal monsters which
are even more terrifying than
their names, fighting battles ST.
lently witnessed today in skeleton
and fossil remains found all over
the world.
Came then, after untold thou
sands. perhaps millions of years,
the Mammalian age, when, in
stead of reptiles, gigantic, mann
mails held sway over the earth.
And. now, commencing to match
His slowly developing initiative
and cunning with the brute
strength of the great mammals IL
"man"-an ape-like man, or
rather n man-like ape. The writ E.
er pictures him rs sort of a Bull
Montana creature with Doug
Fairbanks tendencies.
These two scenes of the pre-
lude of that drama which has for
its theme the struggle for exist
enCe of the People of the Little
Hills" the light-skinned Cave
DweIlers of pre-history. Grom,
of the people Of the Little Hills,
is hero of this extraordinary tale.
The reader is permitted to watch
the slowly awakening of his in
ventive genius, of his growing
tenderness for Ava, his mate, of
his discovery of fire, the bow and
arrow. and so forth.
John Burroughs once wrote:
"Major Roberts and Mrs. Seton
aim to give the charm of art and
literature to their natural history
lore; so to work up the facts 50
that they appeal to our emotion
and imagination" And the New
York Evening Post remarks: MA
jor Roberts never imagines his
facts"
The gripping style Of Major
Roberts in presenting facts other
wise quite unpalatable will do
much to decrease the number of
the nations scientific nit-wits.
II. G.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
GALLUP TO HAVE AN
INDIAN EXHIBIT FOR
NEIGHB0RING TRIBES

Especial Correspondence to Inc JournaI.)
Gallup, N. M, Aug. 6.-At the
meeting of the court house
Wednesday night the proposition
to stage an annual exhibition OF
the various industriesE of our sew
eral tribes of Indians was crystal
ICED into an organization, and will
be duly incorporated for that pur-
pose.
The show will be purely Indian
all the prizes to be awarded to In
dams on competitive exhibitions
This makes of the proposition one
of industrial and educational inter-
est for the Indians.
The idea is a big one, big enough
to become national in scope of in
terest. Gallup is the greatest In
dian central point in the United
States. 1t has the advantage of
every attraction of interest to the
Indians, which in turn is to be
made Of wonderful attraction for
people of sections where there are
no Indians.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
BOOKS RECEIVED.

The following new volumes have
been received from the publishers
for review in the Journal Book
Corner:
1.-THE Breaking Point" by Mary
Roberts Rinehart George II. Do
ran company).
cat the Earths Core" by Ed
gar Rice Burroughs, "a, c. Nc
Clurg e company.
Mortal Coils" BY Aldous Hulk
ley. (Gearge II. Doran).
"The Doom Trail" BY Arthur
D. Howden Smith (Brentano's).
Peter" BY r. +. Benson.
George II. Doran).
Meme" BY Ernest Perochon.
George H. Doran company.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
LEGAL NOTICE
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
In the Probate Court Of Bernalillo
County, New Mexico.
In the Matter of the Estate of Lee
Honaker, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was, on the third day
of August. 1922. duly appointed
Administrator of the estate of Lee
Honaker, deceased, by the Probate
Court Of Bernalillo county, and
having qualified as such Admins
TRAITOR, all persons having claims
against the estate Of said decedent
are hereby notified and required to
present the same to the underslgn-
ed in the manner and within the
time prescribed by law.
STATE TRUST AND SAVINGS <
BANK. Executor.
Dated Augusta. 1922. ,r
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
NOTICE.
NOTICE.
Last Will and Testament of Leon
Antoine. Deceased.

4sollSE.
Last Will and Testament of Leon
Antoine. Deceased.
TO Mrs. Marie Antoine, 1908 South
Broadway, Albuquerque. N. NJ;
Leon Antoine, care Woodcroft
Sanatorium. Pueblo, Colorado;
Mrs. Sophie Tulip 902 Thirty
third Street, Galveston, Texas;
Mrs. Emma Swope, 1912 South
broadway, Albuquerque, N. NJ;
Mrs. Annie Morgan, East Leav-
enworth, Kansas. and to All
Others Whom 1t May Concern:
You are hereby notified that the
alleged Last VIII and Testament OF
Leon Antoine. deceased. late of the
County of Bernalillo and State of
New Mexico, was produced and
read in the Probate Court of the
County of Bernalillo, State OF
New Mexico, on the third day of
August. 1922. and the day of the
proving of said alleged Last Will
and Testament was thereupon
fixed for Thursday. the twenty
fourth day of August, A. D. 1922.
at 10 o'clock in the forenoon OF
said day.
Given under my hand and the
seal of this court, this fourth day
of August, A. D. 1922.
(SeaD FRED CROLLOTT,
County Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
TIMES DO CHANGE.

When we were a youth we read
Diamond Dick, Peck's Bad Boy,
and Huck Finn, but the kid of to-
day revels in such radio hiero-
glyphics as these: specifications
Ii, IL. vari-coupler. Variable
condenser CO, 001 microfarad,
shunted by fixed condenser CO, OO1
microfarad. Coil Ia, duolateral,
1880 ohms resistance Ohmygosh!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

ers and It took nine yards OF cali
CO to make a dress.
When the kerosene lamp had to
be cleaned every morning and
smelled every evening.
And when a woman preferred a
husband to alimony.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATORS

NoJlIE OE' Al ADMINISTRATOR
In the Matter OF the Estate of ]. Fl
Holman Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Clyde
Holman, Administrator of the Es-
tate of j. IL. Holman, deceased. has
filed in the Probate Court Of Ber-
naliilo county, New Mexico, his
flnal report as such Administrator
and the court has appointed Mon
DAY, the fourth day of September.
l922, as the day for hearing obiec-
tons, if any there be, to the an
proval of said final report and the
discharge of said Administrator.
Witness ny hand and the seal Of
SAID Probate Court this thirteenth
day Of Jlly, 1922.
(SeaD FRED CROTJ,OTT
Clerk of Said Probate Court
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
PROPERTY CHANGING
HANDS AT HAGERMAN
Especial Correspondence to The journal

Especial Correspondence to The Journai.)
Hagerman, N. NJ, Aug. 6.-Real
estate is changing hands at Hager-
man lately. G. w. Losey recent
ly sold a tract south of town,
known as the Hayes place to Mr..
Marshbanks. The latter then sold
this land to Mr.. Hill who came
here month ago from Mountain
air. Mr.. Marshbanks then bought
another place east of town.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
WHO'S WHO
JOSEPH CAuLAUX.

Will Joseph Caillaux, former
premier of France, accused trait
or in the World War, husband of
a woman who killed and for all
of that possessor Of the most
brilliant brain of the third repub-
lie, fight his way back to a place
of honor and respect among his
COuntrymen?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
HOUSE is ROBBED

Ration, n. M, Aug. 6.-During
the absence of Mr.. and Mrs. j. T
Coronel at Clayton last week, their
home at the corner of Third and
Rio Grande was entered and plum
dered. Three suits of clothing be-
longing to Mr.. Coronel and two
watches. were taken.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
SAVE OLD CANS.

This important news comes from
Los Angeles and it may pay Albu-
querqueans to look toward the flu
ture by saving cans now: Sedan
bodies are now being constructed
at the Los Angeles branch of the
Ford factory from materials pur-
chased, in the main. around here"
Los Angeles Examiner.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
ADMINISTRATORS NoTICF-

In the Probate Court of Bernalillo
County, New Mexico.
In the Matter of the Estate of Bar
tolo c. Chavez, Sr.. Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was, on the thirteenth
day OF July. 1922. duly appointed
Administrator of the estate of Bar
tolo c. Chavez, deceased, by the
Probate Court of Bernalilln county.
and having qualified as such Adj
mlnistrator, all persons having
claims against the estate of said
decedent are hereby notified and
required to present the same to the
undersigned in the manner and
within the time prescribed by law.
BARTOLO c. CHAVEZ Jr.,
Administrator.
Dated July ~. 1922
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Why BE a Piker. William

w. j, Bryan told a Columbia
City audience that any ship start
ing for this country with liquor
aboard should be sunk. Why not
go further, Willyum. and wipe off
the face of the earth country
that would let such ship start 7?
indianapolis Star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

, Can he do 1t :
That is the ques-
ton which is
agitating all OF
France.
Caillaux en- =
tered the law
profession after
t r a V e l ing for
several ye ar S
studying lang
uages. In 1898
he was elected
to the chamber
or deputies from
Nj q m e + 8, his
h o m e district,
and the follow
ing year he bo-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

The word dope" as applied to
drugs, comes from the Dutch
"doop," which in English original
ly meant thick liquid or SEMI
liquid. 1t was first applied as a
term for the treacle-like prepare
ton of the opium smoker.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
TROUBLE. of COURSE.

1t is not surprising that there
has been so much commotion in
the world of late when it is re-
membered that a storm is caused
by air rushing in to fill a space
from which hot air has risen.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

When there wasn't any ice in
summer.
When there weren't any flowers
in winter.
When water had to be drawn
from well or hauled from the
creek.
WAen there were no self-start-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Vote for A. Trellis


Move the Capital to Albuquerque
First: Albuquerque is going TO
be the educational center of the
southwest CHATS no joke). and
the state house needs some
(neither is that.)
Second: Albuquerque will soon
have sufficient hospital service
for the weakened politician.
Third. Albuquerque will be the
seat of the chautauqua of the
southwest and the grand opera of
the southwest and little enter
tainment will keep the legislators
down. Worlds of useless legisla-
ton will be prevented by enter
tanning the members and keeping
them quiet.
Fourth: 1t will facilitate the in
designations of Carlos.
Fifth: When Albuquerque COM
pletes her Riverside park and
bathing beach bathing beach
mind you-they won't be able to
get another quorum at Santa Fe.
So
Move the capital to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Otherwise II Ia All Right

1t is estimated that strikes have
cost the country s533,0O0,OO0 so
for this year. That Of itself shows
that the strike is an all-round
nuisance and a piece of unadulter-
terated becility.-Houston Post.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Stop, Look! Listen!

They met on the corner Of Cen
trail and Second. and they stopped.
They decided It would be a bunga-
low in the Heights, so they look
ed. They married, and he is list
ening.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Woody Took TumuIt Out,a Him

By the way do you recall that
one Mr.. Tumulty once was rath-
er prominent parsonage pitts.
burgh Gazette Times.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
NOTICE or ADMINISTRATIVE

NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATIVE.
In the Matter of the Estate of Gre
gorita Martinez de Griego, De-
ceased.
Notice is hereby given that Car
lota Duran de Garcia, Administra-
trix of the estate of Gregorita Mar
tinez de Griego, deceased has filed
in the Probate Court of Bernalillo
county, New Mexico, her final re-
port as such Administrators, and
the court has appointed Monday,
the fourth day of September, 1922.
the day for hearing objections. If
any there be. to the approval of
said final report and the discharge
of said Administrative.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said Probate Court this twenty
seventh day of July, 1922.
(SeaD FRED CROLLOTT,
Clerk of Said Probate Court.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Attic Exploration De Imxe

Studies Of the polar caps on
Mars are OF least more comfort
able than Arctic and Antarctic ex-
plorations on NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

She is the sweetest little darling,
Everybody knows
But don't keep her out on a Joy
ride
After the whistle blows.
It is perfectly right to love her
And call her Baby Mine"
But you suffering, stammering
SOnuvagun
Bring her home at nine.
o.
Uncle Wash says that the quick
est way to stop a woman from
crying is to give her a little hush
money.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATOR. :
In the Matter of the Estate of FREQ

Laird Scott, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that I. ].
Scott, Administrator of the estate
Of Fred Laird Scott, deceased, has
filed in the Probate Court of Ber-
nalillo county. New Mexico, his
flnal report as such Administrator,
and the court has appointed Mon
day, the fourth day of September,
1922, as the day for hearing OBJ
Jections, If any there be, to the APP
proval of said final report and the
discharge OF said Administrators.
Witness my hand and the seal of
said Probate Court this fourth day
of August, 1922.
(SeaD FRED CRoLLoTT,
Clerk of Said Probate Court,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Record Golf.

Miss Minnie Fewclothes went
over to the Country club the other
morning and made the golf course
in almost nothing.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Miss Zelia sava that

Miss leila says that It almost
breaks her heart to see faction
fighting faction. party against par
ty, capital and labor and the whole
world at odds, and she suggests for
the great game of life the follow
ing motto: Every time you move,
move closer"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
lB edtine Stories
For Little On es
Rv Howard n Garta.
Copyright. 1874, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
UNCLE WIGGILY AND TILL
WATERMELON.
By Howard B. CARTS.

polar bear gentleman, to leave u
large piece of ice this morning,
Uncle WiggiIy!" called Nurse Jare
Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady
housekeeper, to the bunny gen
tleman as he sat on the front
porch Of his hollow stump bung-
allow twinkling his pink nose.
"A large piece of ice? Very
well, I'll tell Mr.. Whitewash," sail
Uncle Wiggily. But what are
you going to do with so much
Zee, Nurse Jane; are you going to
make frozen cream?"
NO." replied Miss Fuzzy Wuy-
~. Il want to put the Watermelon
on ice. though, for it is much
better when it is cold mean
the watermelon is much better
cold, for of course ice is always
cold"
Except when it's melted"
chuckled Uncle Wiggily. But
where is the watermelon you are
going to put ON the ice after Mr..
Whitewash brings it from his
icicle Cave?" asked the rabbit
gentleman. II don't see any wat
ermelon, Nurse Jane"
"Why. l thought perhaps you
would bring one when you came
home from hopping around to
have an adventure" spoke Nurse
Jane. For I suppose you are 60
ing adventuring, aren't you?" she
asked.
"Oh, yes" answered Mr.. Long
ears, with another Twinkle Of his
pink nose. I'm going adventure
ing and I'll bring you water
melon--the largest l can find.
Here comes Mr.. Whitewash now,
with the ice. I'll tell him to leave
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Do They Miss Me at Homer

She did not know where her
husband was, and she missed him.
When she found out where he
had been, she missed him-only
two shots out of five.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

Better to be the Voters Man
Senator Culbertson, Of Texas. is
wilson man. Well, Mr.. Harding
has lost a few friends from public
life.-Birmingham Age Herald.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

Uncle Wash says that the most
embarrassing thing that he knows
of at the present time is a one
piece pocketbook.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

Tho chances OF, an oak tree be-
ing struck by lightning are fifty
seven times greater than those OF
a beech,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Bring her home at nine.
COMING AND GOING

Three bandits robbed man as
he was entering a hotel in Denver
last Monday. Another man who
had just come out of the hotel, was
not held up by the bandits.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

All races who live mainly on
fish, such as the Eskimos, have
small eyes. On the other hand, a
diet consisting mainly of meat en-
larges the eyes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
THE FIELD OF MATRIMONY.

1E ITFaDIJ OT NM ItTNOIN 7 !.
Observation.
Inspiration.
Infatuation.
Congratulation.
Usurpation.
Conflagration.
Intimidation.
Contemplation.
Arbitration.
Separation.
Rotation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Dated July 10. 1922.
NOTICE OF EXECUTOR

=, W VI the HStdte Vi JoNN
F. Wenk, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Carl
F. Wenk, Executor OF the estate of
John F. Wenk, deceased, has filed
in the Probate Court of Bernalillo
county New Mexico. his final re-
port as such Executor. and the
court has appointed Monday, the
fourth day of September, 1922 as
the day for hearing objections, if
any there be. to the approval of
SAID final report and the discharge
of said Executor.
Witness my hand and the seal OF
said Probate / Court this twenty
eighth day Of July. 1922.
(SeaD FRED CROLLOTT.
Clerk of Said Probate Court,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Crisp Paragraphs
No, They're Full of Obituaries

Prohibition may be failure,
out you may have noticed that
the papers are not full of snake
stories this summer. - Boston
Transcript.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
We'd Choose a Woman Every
Time

Gamma Walska likes American
men because they are sincere and
never beat around the bush
women are best as mothers, she
says. Denver Post Headline.
o.
Dear A. T.
Why does Root get hot all over
when he thinks of ice? The hotter
he gets, the more ice he will melt;
and
Did you see the headline:
Groundwork for Fuel Rationing
Plan Outlined?" How about some
underground work?
and
What per cent OF the fellows
in Albuquerque are wondering
how Marilynn Miller could have
picked out Maurice Klien to kiss
when they were in town?
Yard weeds may be removed by
spraying them.
And widows weeds by paying
them. d. R. A.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
A GASOLINE TURTI,F

A Saxon roadster in Ohio ran
over two big snakes and turned
turtle.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
% -
AN ENTRY.

sid Hall went to the State Fair
to enter his race horse. The cir
Gus tiger broke out OF her cage
and Sid entered the tiger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07

Here lies Ann
Who bought a sedan.
She took the crates
And drove like blazes.
Alasi
Here lies Ann
Raising daisies.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-07
Ann Epitaph,

Move the capital to
Albuquerque.