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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-04-23

FOR sALE-six-cyiinder Packard speed
ster, six good tires, two spotiights, new
iy rainted; or Will trade for Ford
ro.ist.r. Call Thompson- csdss sisi
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-04-23

Must be experienced; no other need ap.
ply. Call after n. m. and Bsk fGr
."Davenport" manager. Usage ?bifR
DRAFTSMAN wanted Immediately, god
pay and steady work. must be good
letterer. Send sample with answer. Ad.
dress 2s4-G, care World.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-04-23
runELY rrnsONAL
RADIO,
SPECIAL NOTICES

MEET this man who knows feet
10 you have ankles that lean In
ward or outward. fallen aches.
painful oallouses or foot troubles
Of any kind. you are invited TO see
our Dr. switEer. the man who
knows feet. Come meet him any
day Of our foot relief week, April
20 TO 30. Or. switzer will exam
Inc your stoekingod foot free of
charge. You merely clip Oft your
shoe, Just as you do In buying
new pair. His skilled erami-
nation will reveal the cause OF
your foot trouble. His reoommen-
:" dalton will provide the way to
instant and permanent relief SEQ
this man who knows feet Turk
Bros, ala 4. Main st, In tho
Chiropodlst Department.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
SERVICE MEN FAVOR SCHOOLS

NURING the fourth annual convention of the Amer
can Legion department of Florida, in session just
- closed at Palm Beach, there was unanimous and en-
.thusiastc adoption Of the following resolution:
Whereas the public school system is the fountain head
of better Americanism, therefore be it
Resolved That the convention favors federal support
of the public schools under system that will not interfere
with state supervision of such schools; and be it
"Resolved further That this convention favors an i'm
proved system for the vocational training of exservce
men, backed by ample appropriations"
Senators and representatives in congress who favor the
Towner-Sterng BILL establishing department Of educa
ton with secretary the presidents cabinet find in this
action Of the premier young American organization
great encouragement So many organizations of all sorts
have endorsed the bill that sentiment in congress is rapidly
crystazing toward its early passage it is said To find
the ex-servce men Of Florida sody behind support fol
republic schools very gratifying to all friends of the bill
and all proponents Of Amercanzation plans which to
work out through the public school.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21

THERE are two features essential to the ludcrous
First it always involves some maladjustment some
thing inappropriate, which, if we contemplated it
without laughter as do some persons who seem incapable
OF aughter) would dsplease us as every lack Of har
mony and order in nature dispeases us writes William
McDougall in Scribner's Magazine.
Secondly in every case the ludicrous situation or ac-
tons which, we ourselves suffered it or performed
IT. would be mildly distressing to u.s. and it is one which as
matter of fact is mildly distressing to the person who
suffers performs it. except the of the clown who
acts the part and finds satisfaction in the success of his e
forts to provoke laughter
Now five had no capacity for laughter in virtue Of the
primitive sympathetic tendency should contempat
ing these dsharonies Of action share some degree the
distress the embarrassment the disappointment or the
humiliation in Short the pain and depression which ac
company all failure Of action.
That is to say human being deprived of the capacity
for laughter but otherwise normally constituted and lead
ing normally social life would suffer very frequently
from sympathetic pain and depression For the pain of
every little embarrassment Disappointment failure and
nishap Of all those about him would be sympatheticaF
shared by him. We are saved from this multitude of small
sympathetic pains and depressions by laughter which,
have seen breaks up train of mental activity and
prevents our dwelling upon the distressing situation and
which also provides an andote the depressing influence
iii the form of physiological stimulation that raises the
blood pressure and promotes the circulation of hebood
This hen is the biological function Of laughter one Of
the most delicate and beautiful of all natures adjust
2ments.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
! RADIO TIP BRINGS WOE
T4EN Major General George O. Squier, chief of t.

w army signal corps recently succeeded in operating
a radio telephone apparatus by connecting it with
ian ordinary electric light amateurs all the country
decided to try his method says the New York World
AS result electric lighting plants in various cities have
been nearly disoganzed hundreds Of homes have been
plunged into temporary darkness and many of the anna
teus have had their machines wrecked Electricians and
dealers in electrical supplies have been the only gamers
The explanation was quickly forthcoming Newspaper
accounts OF General Squies experiment not techn
cal reports and the idea took root that his scheme did
away with antennae and other wires-that one simply
turned theswitch and enjoyed the music.
But the average electric light circuit gives no volts
while radio machine is built to take about six. The com
bnation disastrous. Either the fuse the radio ma
chine something else had 70 go and they went in large
plumbers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
IrIoMS1rls
s'-NJ'

"a Chicago traffic cop was fired for
flirting. The girls just couldn't resist
an officer.
When q woman looks ner best she
finds what she is after.
A square deal is a good deal.
The king of Siam has 10000 wives,
Bet he hates to go shopping.
Low shoes are lower, but Still high.
The main trouble with reformer
is he often becomes,a a deformer.
Vostead, we read will have hard
time getting reelected. He ought 70
poll the bootlegger vote.
A cynic thinks that If there is honor
among thieves they stole it..
This is the time of the year that
politicans pesiil u lose 'i'e tA'iN'
flag.
One college is advising its girls to
get jobs as cooks A shortage OF can
openers Is predicted.
Used cars are all right, unless they
are misused cars.
A boat load of Russian ex-generals
has arrived In New York so there VIII
be no waiter shortage
The real friend Of the Farmer is th'
farmer.
Sharp words don't cut much ice.
A girl seldom leaves home to &c
out of bad company.
A California cop arrested his VIII
| for speeding, but just wait until sh
| gets out again. e
Small beads are the spring styles
| Count on the girls to keep cool.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
COLLEGE SPORTS

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON. Eu-.
gene, April 21.-(U. PA dual
track meet between the University Of
Oregon and the University of WASH
ington. a meet between the oregon
freshmen and 0. A. c., comprise the.
athletic program for the annual Jun
ior Weed -end May IL, 13 and IA.
Preparations for the Festivities are
well underway and it is expected that
d large number of the high school stu
dents of the state will take this OPP,
portunity to inspect the university and
its equipment In an effort to show
as much of the actual university as
possible, rather tha nthe college IN
holiday attire, the number of events
on the program has been cut down.
The canoe fete, which is held on the
min race near the campus will this
year for the first time be viewed
comfortably as bleachers are being
erected which are expected to seat ap-
proximately 100 persons Mems and
womens housing organizations VIII
work together in preparation Of floats
This plan. was adopted to enable the
sfloats to be constructed with the min
imum loss of time and money. Silver
loving cups will be awarded to the
winners. e& ~
SEATTLE, Wash, April 21--U. P.
1T looks like bad season for veter-
an oarsmen. Whom California and
washington meet on Lake Washington
on April 21 to decide who will repre-
sent the Pacific Coast at the intcrcol-
IIegiate regatta at Roughkeepsic, y.
Y. late this spring, both institutions
will expect laurels at the hands OF
| new shelters.
California has but two letter mer
working in the first shell under Coacl
| Ben Wallis Three veterans are man
ming seats in the Sundodger shell
Coach Leader is trimming for the
great race.
Dan Mcmillan stroke, is in the Bruir
shell, to the unmitagated JOY OF tn
southern supporters. Is
Captain Mike Murphy, Bob lngra
ham, and Sam Shaw are the onl
members of last years crew pullin
in the first shell for Washington. Tw
likely freshmen Of last years bao
crew, Red Mason and Sired Spuhr
seem likely men for other seats. Clar
el .ee Magnusson, Roly France. an
Zeke Clark, letter men from las
years squad, so far have failed to CO.
q seat.
California has arrived here an
I Is practicing daily on the lake wit
} Bear supporters and critics general
5 giving the southern shell the dali
: once, over, 1t appears to be mp. an
tuck at this stage of the game, WIT
! Washington having just the shade,
e any, over last years victors.
Il =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21

Somebody's mother Is suffering to-
inlghti The scourge of rheumatism
has wrecked her body; limping and
suffering, bent forward. she sees but
the common ground, but her aged
heart still belongs to the starss Does
anybody care? S. s. s. is one of the
greatest. blood purifiers known. and It
helps build more blood cells. Its med
icinal ingredients are purely vegeta-
BILE. 1t never disarranges the stomach.
1t Is, in fact, a splendid tonic, ashlood
maker, a blood enricher. II banishes
rheumatism from joints. muscles ard
the entire body. 1t builds firm flesh.
1t Is what somebody's mother needs
tonight Mother. If you can not go
out to get a bottle of s. SIS yourself.
surely somebody in your family will
Somebody. get bottle of s. S. S. nowi
Let somebody's mother begin to feel
joyful again tonight Maybe, maybe
it's your motherl S. s. S. Is sold at
vii drug stores. in two sizes. . The
larger size u the more economical
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
RADIO USED TO BEAT
BOOKMAKER ON RACES


LONDON, April Ell. NJ Sd
The first race course swindle by
wireless telegraphy, in which two
American citizens are concerned, has
been discovered by the Vienna po-
lice.
The Americans, one wireless op-
orator, backed horses heavily in the
Paris races about ten minutes after
each race was run. A Viennese
bookmaker accepted the bets believ-
ling that communication between VII
emma, and Paris was impossible ex-
cept hytelegraphing, which takes a
least four hours.
After the bookmaker had raid ou
llarge sums several times he becamn
suspicious and informed the police
Both swindlers were arrested am
admitted the fraud.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21

]. M. Bentley arrived home Sun
day morning. from an official visit
to Portland.
Miss Bell Bishop returned Saturday
evening from a visit to her sister in
the state of Washington.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walker Allen came
over to Pendleton Saturday evening.
Mr.. Allen returned this morning to
La Grande. Mrs. Allen will visit ten
days with her Pendleton friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. len Oliver and their
neice, Miss Bell Neil, left Sunday
evening on midwinter fair trip.
They will be absent month or six
weeks and will go to several Cali
! fornia cities.
Messrs. Leon Cohen, r. II. Cox,
Felix Mitchell and F. f. Wamsley
rode to Athena Sunday on bicycles.
The trip going was made in two
hours and fifty five minutes, and the
home run in one hour and fifty five
minutes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
THE FUNCTION OFLAUGHTER

Copyright, 1929. BY Edgar A. Guest.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21

ationalN Seryce)
LAFAYETTE physical handcaps
being roadcaed throughout the nation
has
eago indianapolis Kansas other
like
the soul blessing those
n his magazine
In April of this doctors information
article regarding various medical journals
Throughout = }a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
28 YEARS AGO

(From the Daily East Oregonian,
Il. April ~, 1So4) II
II. A. Iieuallen went down to Uma-,
tilla Sunday evening.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
1Edsf Ore8OnIaIO
: - = -
: AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER

Published Daily and Semi Weekly, al
PendletoR. oregon. by .he
EAST oRcSoNIAN PUB co.
Entered at the post office at Pendle-
ton. Oregon. as second class mail mat
ter.
ON SALE IN OTHER CITIES
Imperial Hotel News Stand. Portland.
ON FILE AT
Chicago Bureau. S09 Security Building.
Washington. D. c.. Bureau 50l Four
teenth Street. New York.
Member Of the Associated Press
The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled TO the use for publication of
sll news dispatches credited to il or
not otherwise credited in this paper
and also the local news published
herein.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-21
Telephors

abiding alike the
place. meek.
No for weary to
seek; a sat grateful
Her tongue $ one
And bowed her head in thanks for
Her haautv sometimes tints The sad-t fare,
aest face for peaceful cain which
ie nn may o" n.y. tolers cabin
se'te si"Ne bright
Where hearts rejoice in life
gives.
And lovely
Conenmen lives.
Copyright. A.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
Personal. S,

Mrs. Robert Hamilton ami two
children. OF Pittsburgh, are stopping
off with her cousin, Mrs. Clara ray
lor. North Queen street, en- route to
Winchester on a yiSlt Mrs. Hamil-
ton was formerly Miss Grace Goss,
of the latter city
MIR. and Mrs w. c. Pa~de7 and
daughter, Emma. and Mr.. and Mrs.
David Metz. of Dover, Del. stopped
over with Mr.. and Mrs. c. N. Solen-
berger. near CumbO. They are en-
route to Winchester and the Berry
Vile Colt Show
Ben Goldenterg, Of Philadelphia,
who visited Miss Mary Kirson,
North Queen street, left for his
home.
Max Stenzler, of the firm of r. S.
Stenzler and Co, manufacturers,
Philadelphia. was a business visitor
in Martinsburg.
Mrs. Isaac Kilmer, of West Kins
street. and daughter. Miss Frances,
Of Fiery's Shoe Store, left to visit
friends and relatives in Pittsburgh
Mr.. and Mrs. George w. Appleby
,1G., ana CHlluIeu, anu HSl Hdt OL'S'
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar NJ Ramsey
West Burke street, have returned
from spending the weekend in At
lantic City,
Mrs. C. ] Colbert, Clarl,shurg;
George F. Landstreet and wife, Mi
/ ami. Fla; d. II. Beaumont and
mother. Mrs. F. p. Beaumont, New
Cumberland; DR.. l.. B. McBrayes
North Carolina: Charles Il. Whit
aker. wife, son and daughter. Wash
/ ington, and Rev F. Green, of TIa
gorstown, were guests at Hote
/ Berkeley.
William H. Peery, accompanied
by his parents, Mr., and Mrs. A NJ
! Paery; sister, Mrs. Clifton Ale
mong. and \. NJ, Staubly, motoreC
to Winchester Sunday and return
cd with the latter's little daughter
Frances, who had been visiting rela
tiyes
, Miss Margaret Seiherc, Of ". CO
Cohen a9l Sons, has returned from
spending her vacation with rela
tives near UniontoWn. Pa.
Miss Ruby Jackson. Of F. $ E,n
merit and Son. has returned from
her vacation.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08

ITO see a man falling to the street
Chinese who were in the vicinity
at the time claimed that they did
not see anyone fire any shots.
The case was further complicated
when the police found that Mrs
Mae Mansbenden, who is employed
in the business offices of Low Ko
was suffering from a bullet woun
in the foot 1t was supposed that
she was with Low when the shoot
ing took place
There has not been a tong wa.
in Chinatown fer ten years.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
TONG WAR
THREATENED ~
CHENlTOWIN
lay international News service.l

New York. Aug. S.-A new tong
war in Chinatown is threatened to-
day because of the killing CT Low
ko. president of the Hip Sing Tong,
a Chinese business association. 10
died in Beekman street hospital
from bullet wounds inflicted by un-
known Chinese.
Gee Tog was arrested on the
charge of homicide but SO far has
maintained silence, refusing to
throw any light upon the shooting.
The shooting took place in Pell
street. in the heart of Chinatown
between 9 and 10 O'Clock last night.
The sharp crack of revolver in
front of a Chinese restaurant start
led passersby. They turned in time
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
RAZlMG BUILDING.

Workmen have started to tear
down the Schneider building, North
Queen street. formerly occupied by
Thompson and Thompson, which
was badly damaged during the Lip
sic fire
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
FINISH FRESCOiNG.

John Stulen and Son, of Fit
burgh, have completed the work
frescc,ng the interior of the NJ
chants and Farmers Bank. T
work is exceptionally attractive a
greatly improves the banking roo
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
SOME .lOIGE.

It is SAID that "Winsey' Thomp
son last evening approached George
Mills, asked him if he had ten
spot' about him and then borrowed
it Just to fool fellow"
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
TROOPS ON DUTY.

10y international News Service,
Joliet, Ills, AUG. S.-With fol
companies Of state troops on dty
the area of tn EIsin, Joiltt and Eas
ern railroad shops where seriou
lio.ing occurred Yesterday, this cit
was quiet today. Crowds whic
gathered near the shops were quicl
ly dispersed.
Yesterday the soldiers were hoo
cd but oday they walked to the
posts without a word being said b
those who watched
INVESTIGATIONS were under way b
both civil and military authorities
Leaders of the strikes assure
the military officers that thel
would be no further disorders an
that only peaceful pickttins in pail
would be permitted.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08
Change OF L.IFI:
W0MAN'S TRIAL.
Proof That Lydia Z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is Of Great
Help at This Period

Metropolis, Illinois. al have
taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08

Mrs. c. C. Westrater and Mrs. NJ
l.. Dorm are sojourning in Pennsyl
vania.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08

Go with Comrey's Band to Pe
Mar en- August 10Th. Train leave
at 80 a. m.
Fare $3.50. Half Fare 65,
8 S 1t Tues Sat roQ hOl
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-08-08

err. Trade Mark Reg & S Pat Oh
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-01-12
OSTATNIA POCzTA
LCJA GRANICzNA G. SLAsKA.

KATOWICE. - DZiennild niemie--
ckie zanieSzczaja nastepujacy urzedO-
wy niemiecli kOmunilIat W Sprawie IL
Mi granic1nej ma G6rnym SlaslEu.
KOnrisja graniczna uStalila dnia Is
grudnia naStepujaca linje graniczna W
OlTegu przemySlOwym:
y w OlIOlicy Kuznica NiebOrOwiClla
naStapiIa wymiana terenu tenn, re 20
lei Ruda- Gliwice zOStaAa oa&kOwicie
pTzyZnana NencOm, a talSie / Kuinica
NebOrOwielSa.
p Szyb DelbrIela znajdujaee sic
20 strOnie polSlziej zabudowanfa, male
Eace do kOpaIni, przyznapo NiemcOm
al do linji kOleJOwej MalSuszOwa- Gil
vice.
81 0tFzymaliSmy kOpalnie Kr6lOWa
LudwilHs 8 gi6wne szyby ySzczesG
BO1e", ,,Ruda" Jerry, Oraz caiSO-
wife cOdzienne pole g6rnicze z wyatt
!iem kOlOnji ,,SzczeSG BOie", cmentarza
W Rudzie kOlOnji ,,Ruda-POreba."
~ NieStety ME U1aiO sic EaehOwaG
dIa Niemiec Kufnicy Rudzaiej Lara
retem, kawafkiem szOSy, na kt6rei
fdzie kOIej. Le4ace na p6hOc cd Rudy
pole prZypadlO NiemcOm.
81 NIiedzy Ruda Kuinica a szybem
CarnalSfreude twOrzy granice pOlity-
czna rzeezka BytOmkA
81 Kopalnia CaI1lalsfreude stala sic
PO1siza.
y Ma wseh6d cd BytOmia ME pOezy-
Mono tadnych EnliAn OdpONiednio do
decyZji geneWslHiej.
81 w OlOIicy StaregO GOreC.Ea PrIe-
SmlietO grahice 15e m. Cd kOleji kO-
palm AndAluzja, przyEnaRej POlsoe na
tsren niemieeli. Tax sanlO dOstala sic
POlsee CzeSS huty eynlZ0NEej Friedjers-
giIlok. WszystiIie inne CEeSei FriedieTs-
giuck prEyuaAO NienCOm.
- kOpalnie NOwy DE6r | PeWna
czesS sS0palni eyTlu NOWy Dw6r Od-
dano NiemeOm.
I0) 2adans Przez deiegaeje nieGnie-
eAa OddtaEEie Niomoom kOpalni RadEiOn-
lEOESlLiej huty eyTlIOwei lazy lasu "
Ozoliey StrOssek, ME EOStalO Uwzgle-
dni0ne.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-01-12
DIS RozSTRzYGNA sIE

LOSY GABINETU BR1ANDA
Paryz, 12. stycznia. (Prasa St.
- Premier BRAND z telstem pal
tn anglo francuskiego powroci
do Paryta, celem zfozenia ustne'
60 sprawozdania pred parlamer
tenn z przebiegu obrad mad "a.
warciem paktu ma konferencji W
Cannes.
Parliament zajmuje ogromni'
wrogie stanowisko wobec Brian
da, 1ecz, iak twierdza optymiSci
ME Jest wykluczonem, azebv W
ostatniej chwili zmienil swoia po,
stawe i udzielR Briapdowi votum
zaufania.
Senat oraz izba poselska wy
slasy protesty do Br'anda do Can
mes, iak tyIko sta}o sic wiadomo
zawarciu paItu, co daao pow6d
! temat do rozmow o obaleniu
sabinetu Brianda. Przyiaciele
premjera przepowiadaja mu, Il
odniesie on zwyciestwo. Giosy
gabinetu CO do zawartej umowy
sa ogomnie podzielone.
Premier BRAND przybyi dzisiai
do Paryza o godz. 9tej min. 45
udai sic natychmiast do Paiacr
Elizejskiego, gdzie cabinet pod
przewodnictwem prezydenta Mi
leranda oczekuje wyjaSnieh, albo
WIEN wszystkie wiadomoSci te-,
legraficzne uwazane So "a niewy
starczajace.
Rada gabinetu ma zdecydo-
wac, kiedy premier BRAND ma
sic udaG do parlamentu eelem zic
1enia sprawozdania z obrad "
Cannes / zaiadania votum zau-'
fania.
Wiekszo56 ga5inetu domaga
sic. aieby pakt anglo , iraneuski
byi omawiany Mkt "a Punktem
Klauzula. domagaiaSa sis reduk'
81 armii franeuskiej mad Rsnem
lest najbardzisi irytykowana. IA
-rsls oponsnt6w Brianda SO.
Barthou. minister woiny, ktory
iuz kiIka rary byi premjeren
proxadzil zawsze polityscs auty'
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-01-12
KOWNO MIEKNIE.

WARSZAWA. - HaSiO fede-
raeji rOzlegajaoe sic na Lii
twie zysAuje eOraz wielIsGa
symPatje. Grmt jest tenn pOdatniejSzy
Ee KOwno, l1t6re OpsriO cale swe istnie-
ME paiStwOwe ma niarce niemieckiej =
Obemie przechOdzi niezwylSls eieisd
lHyzys finanSOwy j eiOnOmiczny Z pO-
wOdu wieIIiegO spadku waluty niemie-
ckiej.