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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

From the Chicago News $ The eight-day clock is hard worker and chronic kicker.
 Even the peaceful traveller occasionally has a brush with the operator.
 The worst thing about a bore is that it is almost impossible to insult him.
 Many man becomes weary from trying to dodge people who make him tired.
 When the locomotive goes off on toot the engine is generally carried home in cab.
 No girl is really in the spinster class until she begins to get angry when called one.
 Probably the best salve for healing the broken heart of a woman is>a mixture of time and an- other beau.
 Some men spend half their lives in making reputation and the other half in trying tclive it down.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
USELESS INFORMATION
movie instructive" 2"

as the movie lnstructlveV
 No" said MT. Grumpson, What good does it do me to learn how to choke lady? I never intend to go that far with member of the pestiferous sex, no matter how great the provo. cation may be-"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
DULL EVENING

'Did you enjoy the play?"
 "Well," replied the saturnine individual, "after I'd been sitting there for about two hours I felt a laugh struggling to get out of my system, but something checked it."
 Something on the stage?"
 'It may have been, but to the best of my recollection, it was door slammed in the rear of the house,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
NO DEVOTEE YET

"How long has Mir. Wadleigh been playing golf?"
 "Not long enough to get really interested in the games"
 "No?'
 "Hes still capable of postponing an afternoon on the links to put through million-dollar deal"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03

readers turns down thousands of dollars in this kind of advertising every year.
 There are reliable private employment agen- cies. Others are operated by federal and mu- nicipal authorities The man who is looking for work should deal with established agencies, whenever possible.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
WHY WOMEN WEEP

Henry" said Mrs. Clipping, in fearful tones, Well, my dear?" replied MT. Clipping, as he impatiently rattled the sport section of his paper. What is it?" / "If I were to die tonight would you marry again?'
 Not tonight"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
A MORNING PRAYER

thank thee, Lord, for this fact which the world can never understand: that while thy love is the heritage of all men, yet can make all of thy love mine e~n. Amen. M. S. B.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03

the state, it's customs and it's written and un- written laws.
 The souths most precious heritage is her American blood, and it is likewise among the mainsatys of the republic.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
NOT PEOPLE

"That was fine article you wrote on How to Support a Family of Five on $15 Week." Thanks said the economic expert. 'Pm glad it aroused your curiosity"
 Curiosity brought me here. Five what?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
"A DEBT TOUCH

Boss, dis is yo' station" said the Pullman porter. "Got any baggage, suh?"
 ''Yes, but it's on my hip," said the facetious traveller.
 'He! He done spotted dat, boss Didn't you see me kinder hesitate wid de whiskbroom when got aroun' to de rear, suh?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03
CAN'T SEE IT

"Can man really earn a salary of $10o,000 a year?"
 "Eh?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03

That question Is being debated"
 ''The average $2,0oO-a-year man can put up a strong argument on the negative side"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-03

Men must endure
 Their going hence, even their coming hitheri Ripeness is all. king Lear.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
FISH DISHES

AS canned fish is available in any
market, these dishes are seasonable at
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

TT is the mission of coats to be
generous in their proportions, what
ever they are made of and in what
ever style they are made. Whether of
cloth or fur (and usually of cloth with
fur), they are sumptuous all-envelop-
ing wraps, that look equal to making
their wearers unconscious of the
cold The materials used for
them are velvety, soft and thick
and to add to their sugges-
zion of warmth they call upon nat
ural furs to furnish them with huge
collars and deep cuffs.
The styles, especially in fur coats,
are considerably varied so that there
Is choice of siihouettes. There are
models in cloth or fur with flaring
skirts and long waistlines, others with
blOused backs, and long garments that
may be adjusted on lines that best
suit the wearer. Favorite models are
illustrated here. They are straight
and wide, with sleeves greatly varied
and are almost invariably provided
with fur collars and cuffs. Occasion
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
THIS WEEK
Coates Crochet Threads
15c a Ball.
A. M. KRAMER'S
Hurt by Fall.

Dodgeville Chronicle: Mrs. Thorn
as Perkins sprained her ankle and
received severe bruises one day last
week from fall. She was going
down the cellar stairs at her home
and, her glasses fooling her, thought
she had but one more step to take
when there were two. The result
was the twisted ankle on the step
and a heavy fall on the cement floor
of the cellar. At the time it was
thought that she had been very SER
iously injured, but we are pleased to
be able to report thatlshe is able to
be around not much the worse for
her painful experience.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

TN EVENING gowns the designer las
choice of silhouettes, and often
his fancy lightly turns from
dong, slender lines to those that are
bouffant Fashion insists upon the
slim silhouette for daytime dresses,
but says what you will' for evening /;
the inclination is usually toward slen-
derness. Whichever silhouette is chos-
en-, the maker of evening frocks may
give them any flavor he will. They
may be brilliant and stately, or friv-
Olous-if they have "a grace in being
gay''-Or they may be satisfied with
unpretentious prettiness.
The most successful evening frOcks,
with full skirts, employ taffetas in
lively colors, but satin, georgette, ma
lines and net keep it company, and
these lovely fabrics are supplemented
with many furbelows in which rib
bOns, artificial or made flowers and
varied ornaments are included Vel
wet vindicates its use for slim and
gracefully draped gowns made to
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

pc: Take one-half cupful of butter,
one cupful Of sugar, two eggs, one
quarter of a cupful of milk, two cup
fuls of -four and one teaspoonful of
baking powder. Mix and chill the bat
ter we'll before rolling, adding any fla
vor or nuts and fruit which appeal to
the taste.
The above mixture, favored with
rose and baked in sheet, may be cut
in fancy shapes, decorated with pink
frosting and pistachio nuts in the
form of a rose, with green stem and
leaves.
Spice Nuts.-To one cupful of sugar
add two teaspoonfuls of butter and,
when well mixed, add two well beaten
eggs, one cupful of flour, one-quarter
of cupful of thinly shredded citron,
one-half teaspoonful of cinnamon, one
quarter of a cupful Of almonds, one
quarter teaspoonful each of allspice
and cloves. Mix in the usual order
and add flour enough to make the balls
the size of hickory nuts. Place on but
tered tins an inch apart and bake until
a light brown. They may be dipped in
chocolate or any fondant, if desired.
Coffee CarameIs.-Put one pound of
brown sugar into saucepan; add one
cupful of clear, strong coffee infusion,
one-half cupful of cream and one ia
blespoonful of butter. Boil slowly I'M
til it will snap when tested in cold
water. Pour into creased pans and
mark off into squares as. it cools.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
wv. MlA4pseQ
e THE
EQK!IC:Ht!EEN ~

The winds rage and howl my cabin
about,
With ghoulish glee they clamor and
shout.
They roar down the chimney and
shake the walls,
They try to appall me with shrieking
calls;
But serene, in warmth and peace I
'huri
Defiance to their deafening whirl.
In anchorage firm, my house and I
Fierce storms and threats forever
defy,
For my house and I are types of
thought
To which earth's shocks became as
naught.
Hattie d'Autremont.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

SaSSSIOtSs-WdS H
and soak one pound of salt Goldfish in
water to cover for several hours
Drain and flake in small pieces. Cover
with boiling water and simmer before
taking. Melt three tablespoonfuls of
butter, add one small onion cut in
slices and cook slowly for five minutes
Add the fish which has simmered ten
minutes, one cupful of boiled rice and
two cupfuls of canned tomato. Pour
into casserole, cook for thirty
minutes. Season well before serving.
Fish cutIets.-Melt three table
spoonfuls of butter, add one-half
tablespoonful of finely chopped onion
and two tablespoonful Of chopped
pineapple. Cook slowly for five
minutes, stirring constantly. Add
One-third of a cupful of flour and when
well mixed stir in one-half cupful of
milk and the same amount of cream or
and thick, add two cupfuls of faxed
fish, salt and paprika to taste. Shape
into small outlets, dip in egg and
crumbs and fry in deep fat. Drain
on soft paper and serve with a good
sauce.
Nodded Fish SaIad.-Flake one-half
pound Of tuna fish or salmon. Mix
with one cupful Of diced celery, one
tablespoonful Of chopped green pepper,
two tablespoonfuls of chopped olives
and three-fourths Of a cupful Of salad
dressing. Add two tablespoonful of
vinegar and season with salt and pep
per. Soak two tablespoonfuls of gela-
tine in one-fourth of a cupful Of cold
water for five minutes, dissolve by
placing over hot water, then stir into
the mixture of fish. Turn into small
molds rinsed with cold water and set
away to chill. Serve on lettuce or
water cress and garnish with celery,
strips of green pepper or parsley.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

ent fl av ngs.
animal S h a p e s
and letters, all
kinds of dried
fruits, nuts, and
colOred sugar if
desired. The fol-
lowing is a good
foundation reel
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
Fixing Roads With Tailings.

Platteville Witness: Bert Rfeter
and about thirty other farmers
hauled lot Of tailings on No. 2S
from the Jake Reiter place west. The
roads everywhere are in a terrible
condition caused by heavy trucks
and cars, and even the latter are
finding it almost impossible to travel
with any comfort. The good ola
horse and buggy is about the only
means of navigation now-except an
aeroplane, and the only one in town
is smashed.
It pays to advertise. Try the Want
r.v- - go, f,,. xycva,scnlf
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

any time. Salt
Goldfish is in the
market, put up in
boxes and a most
satisfying dish of
this is easy to pre-
pare.
Salt Cod en-
Casserole -Wa ch
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

ally they are elaborated with rich en-
broideries and fringes or splendid
tassels, as in the s1mptuous coat
shown with cape collar of squirrel fur
and curious sleeves banded with fur.
These sleeves are featured by means
of a rich, braid embroidery and APP
pear to be cut in one with the coat.
The very handsome fringe which
finishes the decoration, is of chenille.
A coat which will please many dis
eliminating women is pictured with
deep collar and cuffs Of squirrel fur
and bands of the fur finishing the
pockets. 1t is made of heavy bolivia
cloth in taupe gray and hangs straight
at the back A narrow sash Of the
fabric slips through slashes at tn,
sides and is looped over at the front
where 1t may be gracefully tied.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
Dollars Spent in Mineral Point
Will Return To Boost For You
PATRONIzE MINERAL POINT MERCHANTS

Read carefully the article printed each this department the
You will then doubt the situation its true light Mineral
Points entitled
dey maintaining all
institutions
the
of
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

It pays to advertise. Try the Want
Column and see for yourself.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05

grace the most formal affairs with
narrow trailing ends of drapery re-
placing a regulation train, on some of
them. Black is almost the universal
choice in color, and skirts are always
long.
The same character Of gown is made
of seQuin-covered and beaded materials.
These brilliant stuffs must be dis
creetly used, the colors carefully chos-
en-. They are most successful in Or
child, lavender, light blue, pale rose
and in royal blue. One of the most
beautiful models, Of crepe satin, is
pictured here, with festoons of beads
hanging from square cabochons al
most covering it. Long ends Of chif-
fon velvet, hanging from the Shout
ders, trail at the sides, and f1esh-cOl-
ored chiffon finishes the neck.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
GOOD THINGS TO EAT

An attractive variety of cookies may
be made from one recipe, using differ
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-01-05
T1@ KITCHEN
CABIN gIEAHob
Copyright, 1922, Western NEWSPAPER union.

Now all occasions do inform against
me,
And spur my dull revenge! What is
man,
If his chief good and market of his
time
Be but to sleep and feed?
Shakespeare.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

from ularrhoea before I received the
Avicol I haven't lost one since"
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either for preventing or treating white
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gists and poultry remedy dealers. or
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

Margaret Turner, Colleene Bertram.
Virgile Bertha mand Gladys Bertram
and Ralph Turner. Mr.. and Mrs
Ross Stevens had as their guests Sun
day Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Dynes and
Ransom Stiggleman. Guests Sunday
of Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Weiss and family
were Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Toschlog and
daughter Irene of near Fountain City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Weiss were evening
callers. A community school supper
VIII be held al the Stevens school Fri
day evening. April 81. The supper will
begin al o'clock. After supper a spe-
cial program will be given.
LYNN, Ind.-S. c. Bowen and
daughter Mabel are guests OF relatives
in FIT. Wayne, Ind Miss Audra
Rhaten was the guest Sunday of Mr.
and Mrs. Raymond Bowen. Maurice
Farran was Sunday guest of his
parents at Bryant. Ind. Mrs. Mon
ton Lee of Red Key, Ind, was the mid.
week visitor with her cousin Mrs
Oerlin Albertsan. Miss Frances AL
exander. Mr.. and Mrs. Pearl Hav-
destry and son and Cassius Hiatt of
richmond were Sunday guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Harrison Hiatt. Don
aid Hiatt of Richmond, Ind. spent
sunday IN Lynn, guest of Bernald
Frazier. Miss Ruth Hamilton re-
turned to her duties at DePauw Tues
day after a vacation visit with Rev.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hamilton Luther
Mills of Winchester and DIR. Cassius
Mills of Muncie were Tuesday guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. John Carter. M.
and Mrs. Ben Kemp and daughter OF
Huntington. Ind. are guests of rela
tiveS here. j.. Mr.. and Mrs Dale
! Hutchens and daughter of Muncie
| were over Sunday guests of Mr. and
Mrs. |. G. Johnson. Charles S.
| Kinner was in Newcastle Saturday.
| Parks Anderson was in Richmond
| Tuesday
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19
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for sslIsd.
Everyday Adventures

Thoughts OF A Lonely Airedale-
"This would be a great time of
year if only | had someone to play
with It's awful having nobody
but grown-ups in the family. I've
never thought they liked me too
we'll ever since | was given to them
last fall
Maybe | don't get lonesome and
blue running around this yard all
by myself, | hear that even Presi-
dent Harding takes time to play
with his dog. / don't see why
these people never pay any atten-
ton to me-they're not too busy,
I'D almost sooner be just a
plain Gutter Pup, with no home or
anything. I'd have chance to run
around and make some friends of
my own, anyway. | get awful dis
couraged sometimes.
wonder why my owner is bring
ing this man and little boy out in
the yard to look at me. Guess I'll
bark at them. They're very pleas
ant people. That man knows just
how to rub my ears and the boy
would be lot of fun to play with.
whats that? My owner has adj
vertised me for sale in the Palla-
man is buying me for his little boy
Bow WOW! They say every dog has
his day-this surely is mine, all
right"
Copyright 1920
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19
FWENIY CANDIDATES
!. OF PREBLE SCHOOLS
/. :s.t : IN CONTEST FRIDAY


EATON, Ohio. April 19.-Twenty
~ candidates from the schools of Preble
county, outside of Eaton, will compete
= for FIVE gold medals to be awarded in
go Tive departments of the annual coun-
sd ty school literary and music contest
BIZ Friday night in West Alexandria.
e =. Two candidates were determined in
1T group meetings of three schools each.
These winning candidates received sill
~ 'ver medals in the group contests,
u, which were conducted recently. The
IF departments of the elimination meets
gs were the same as will obtain in the
or county contest. They are: Impromptu
strr Bible reading, piano solo, recitation
81 vocal solo, discussion. $3.50
81 because of prevalence of contagious
orr disease, pupils of the Verona schools
% 4 did not participate in the group con-
81 -tests. nor will they participate in The
county meet.
if,e ge judges Not Announced
at q Judges for the contest have not been
s6s announced. County School Superin-
s6 tendent w. S. Fogarty, who will pre-
- rside, states all of the 700 seats in
the schoolhouse auditorium in West
Alexandria, have been sold for the con-
asoItest and hundreds are clamoring for
fr seats. The candidates in the county
7s1omeet are: s4-.,a ~
a. j Bible reading-Ruth Ehler, Lanier
township; Hugh Christman, Monroe
a., township; Mabel O'Hara, Jackson
~ township; Marguerite Brown, Israel
b. township: s-ect~
tt Piano solo-Al1ce7 Hamm, Lan1er
m townships; Irene Leas, Monroe town
ar ship; Veryl Zech, Gratis township;
Mary Reid, Jackson township.
o. Recitation---Mildred Etter, Lanier
47 township; Nathan Roberts, Lewis
-er burg Mary Overholtz. West Elkton;
.g Helen Huffman, Jefferson township.
Vocal solo-Irvin Warnke, Lewis
burg; Robert Fudge, Lanier township;
80 Oleson Zimmerman. Gratis township;
~ Allene Lucas, West Alexandria.
a. Discussion-John Blackford, Monroe
township; Ray Petry Lanier town
ship; Ralph .Ehler, West Alexandria !;
~ Margaret Eby. West Elkton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

different members of the Gauch fam
lily before returning to her home az
Eaton " Miss BERTHE Waldren was a
dinner guest of Anna Gauch, Monday,
it being the twelfth birthday of Miss
BERTHE. /. (. Miss Ethel Earman gave a
surprise party for her sister, Ruth,
Saturday at their home near Camp
bellstown. Quite large number
were present to enjoy the evening
and to wish Miss Ruth many, many
more happy returns of her birthday.
Mrs. Mary Trone and family en-
tertained to dinner Sunday James B.
Trone, Miss Sylvia Trone and Max
Trone. w. o. Trone and family of
Dayton were also visitors. -. Mrs.
Maggie Will returned from a three
weeks visit Friday with relatives al
Brookville. . Giles Wolverton of Co
and family Monday. Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Brown of Franklin visited over
the weekend with Henry Howard and
family. Miss Helen Aydelotte was
married Saturday evening to Harry
Leni of Dayton and are receiving the
congratulations of friends-Roy Arm
old was also married on Saturday
evening to a young lady from Aenia.
Miss Helen Siler of Oxford and
Won Siler of Cincinnati were home
over the weekend for a visit with
their father, r. H. Siler and family
ARLINGTON, Ind.-Mr. and Mrs.
Charles Glunt and family entertained
the following to an Easter dinner, Sun
day: Mrs. Louise Bertram, Mr. and
Mrs. Fred Tice. Mr.. and Mrs. Lawr-
ence Turner, Mr. and Mrs. Omar Ber-
tram, Misses Louise Tice, Marjorie
Tice, Thelma Turner. Helen Turner,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19
Cause of Piles

DIR. Leonhardt found the cause of
Piles to be internal That's why saIves
and operations fail to give lasting re-
net His harmless prescription. HEM
ROID. removes the cause Money back
If il fails A. G. Luken Drug Co.-Ad-
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

An AVIcOI tablet IN the
drinking water will save
your chicks from all such
diseases. Within 48 hours
the sick ones will be live
ly as crickets.
Mrs. VIM. May, Rego,
Ind, writes II was losing
10 or Is chicks a day
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19
How To RAISE
BABY CHICKS
Put AvicoI In the drinking water

Most people lose half of every hatch.
and seem to expect it. Chick cholera,
or white diarrhoea, is the cause.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

Premier Benes of Czecho-
Slovakia. with Premier Lloyd
George of Britain. is assuming The
role of peace maker at the Genoa
conference.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-19

WEST MANCHESTER, Ohio.-Mrs
J. E. Leas spent Saturday evening at
w. Sonora. The receipts of the
Easter market and bazaar given by
the members of the Ladies' Aid of the