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The Washington times., 1922-11-21

Where is your home, sergeant
In San Marcos county, In the
southern part OF the State. After
two years OF Siberia and four
days OF this San Francisco fog
I'm fed up Oh low temperatures,
and, by the holy poker, want
to 20 home. Ii isn't much Of
home. just a quaint. old, "rumb.
ling adobe ruin hut its home,
and its mine Yes. sir; | going
home and sleep in the bed my
great great grandfather vas born
in
"If uad II bed thai Old. Ia
fumigatc IT," the captain declared.
Like all regular army officers
he was Il very devil Of fellow
for sanitation. "Do you worship
your ancestors, Farrell
"Well. come to think OF II.
have rather Il reverence for 'th"
ashes Of my fathers and I'll"
temples 81 my gods.
$50 HAY" The chines". Among
Americans however, | thought all
that sort of thing was confined
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NEW YORK CITY
Day by Day
-By o. o. Mcintyre

tally the pay of captains Is
astonishingly small for the re-
sponsibilities they bear Very rev
are paid more than $1,000 a year.
II may be a sour mood but
seem to grow weary of the blasts
in the New York newspapers that
men are not finding religion IN
the churches. If not III the
churches, where are they finding
It? 1t seems to me to be In all
the churches ready for the takers.
Another howl that is being made
concerns the Treasury Department
sending out discourteous letters re-
garding income tax mistakes.
have a letter before me from w.
b. Swafford. chief Of the section.
regarding discrepancy In my
tax report made inadvertently. 1t
Is certainly as courteous and re-
spectful as one 'could expect.
Copyright, 1922, by The Mcknight
Syndicate, Inc.
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!

to the descendants Of the Pilgrim
Fathers
IF | had an ancestor who had
h"er Pilgrim Father" Farrel
declared. "Id locate his grave
and build garbage eincinerator
on it.
What your crouch against
tn" Pilgrim Fathers"
They let their religion get on
top OF them, and they took all the
joy out OF life. Ny Cataloniar
ancestors. on the other hand,
Will" taking their religion seri-
ously, never permitted il To inter
fere with fiesat. They were
what might be called regular
fellows
Your Catalonian ancestors?
Why. thought you were black
Irish. Farrell"
The first of my line that |
know anything about was a lieu
tenant in the force that marched
overland from Mexico TO Califor-
Ma under command of Don Gas
par de Portola. Don Gaspar was
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Struggle of the Last of Am Ancient California
Lime to Save the Family Estate From the
Hands of the EmcrOaching Japanese,

your native heath. Farrcl. Docs
your dad still wear a conical
crowned sombrero, bell-shaped
trousers. bolero jacket, and al
that sort OF thing"
mo. sir. The original MIX.
insisted upon wearing regula
trousers and hats. lie had all
of the prcjudiccs Of his race. an
regarded folks who did things
differently from him az infcrio
people. He was a lieutenant on.
a British sloop' 'of-war that wa
wrecked on the coast of S1a
Marcos county i'm the earl,
'Forties. All hands were drown
I'd, with the exception Of m
grandfather. who was a very con
trary man. He swan ashore anG
strolled up 10 the hacienda o.
the Rancho PalOmar, arriving JUS
before luncheon. What with .
twenty.mile hike in the sun, H.
was dry by the time he arrived
and in his uniform, although
somewhat bedragglcd, he looket
gay enough To make a hit witt
my great-grandfa ther NOriaga
who invited him to luncheon ano
begged him to stay''a whilr
NJ;.I,.J lil-Al h. t.1.,,...
so he stayed. You see, rhor,
were thousands Of horses on IN
ranch and. like all sailors, h.
had equestrian ambitions
Great snakes. It must hay.
been sizablc place"
at was. The original McN
can grant was twenty leagues
square"
II take it, then. that ,hr O.
tate has dwindled in s.zr."
"Oh, yes, certainly. Ny Srca'
grandfather Noriaga, MICha".
Joseph /, and Michael Joseph /
shot craps with il, and Let Il
on horse races. and gave it away
for wedding dowries, and, IN Ccl
eral, did their little best 10 pu'
the Farrell posterity out in tn
mesquite with the last OF th'
Mission Indians
How much Of this prlnclpali,!
have you lcfl""
"I do not know. When | ~
listed, we had a hundred THOUSAND
acres of the finest valley anc
rolling grazing land in Californl'
and the hacienda that was bull
in 1882. But I've been gon'
two years, and haven't hear
(Copyright, 1922, by Peter B. Kyne
ITO BE Continued Tomorrow
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Read This Gripping Story by the Author Of
1.-The Kindred of the Dust" Then
See Id I'm Motion Pictures.

; greeted his ironical sally. He
continued: I'm going TO say
good.by to those OF YOU who
think there are worse tops in the
service than |. TO those who
did not take kindly TO my meth.
DDS. | have no apologies to offer,
gave everybody a square deal,
and for the information OF some
half,dozen IIot-spurs who have
vowed 10 give me the beating OF
my life the day we should he
announcing that ! will he the first
man to he discharged. that ther
is nice clear space between
these two demobilzation shacks
and the ground is not too hard,
that there will be no guards 4"
interfere, and If any man with
the right to call himself 'Miste
desires 10 air his grievance. he
IN make his engagement now.
Il shall lie at his service al
hour stipulated. Does any
.dy make me an offer lie
stood there. halanced nicelyV on
the balls of his feet, cool, alert,
CHANGING intcrestedl% NJ and
down the battery front. what?
he bantered. nobody bids? Well
I'm glad Of that. part friends
with everybody. Call rolls
The section chiefs called the
rolls Of their sections and report
ed them present. Farrel stepped
to the door OF the orderly-room.
THE men are waiting for the
captain" he reported.
Sergeant Farrel," that hedeVh'
ed individual replied frantically,
81 can't do il. You'll have TO
do it for me.
Yes sir. understand.
Farrcl returned to the battery,
bought them to attention, and
said:
The skipper wants 10 say
good by. men. but he isn't up l"
the job. Her afraid to tackle
il. 60 he has asked me 10 wisl
you light duty. heavy pay, ana
double rations in civil life. Tie
has asked me to say TO you tha'
he loves you all and Will not
soon forget such soldiers as you
have proved yourselves to be.
"Three for the skipper. GlFe
him three and tiger some
body pleaded, and the cheers
we're Given with 4 hearty Sehcr-
osity which even the most ois
gruntled organization can 'e
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DEAR VIRGINIA LEE:

DEAR VIRGINIA LEE:
7 AN a girl of nineteen and have
L had but one real sweetheart
in my life, a man of twenty.six
| have sometimes thought J
would like to go about with
other men to see if ! really did
love this man, but lie has always
managed OF prevent me doing so.
until we have become engaged
and the wedding is but a month
off.
Now have found out that he
has lied TO me about his age
and is really thirty-six instead
of twenty-six. This seems ter
ribly old to me. l guess IT eA.
plains why he has not more of
a desire TO do the things l like
to do, and Is so serious.minded.
don't want an over-serious
life, with no youthful fun. Yet
/ believe / do love this man very
much. Only l wonder IL his
lying to me about his age would
mean he would tell me other
lies about other things after we
were married.
Sometimes I find myself long
ing for a chance to have another
romance, so could really put
this one to the test.
RESTLESS MAE.
When a girl is really In love.
she does not "believe" she loves,
she knows. You do not really
love your fiance, and you are try.
ing to find an excuse for your
feelings In the age prevariCation..
The difference in age is not OF
so much importance as the differ
ence I'm temperament. ! DO not
think you should marry yet.
You are young and should
satisfy your desire for other
friends at least a year, when you
will know. for certain whether or
not you really wish TO make this
man your husband.
VIRGINIA LEE.
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accompanied by Fray Junipero
Sierra. They carried a sword
and a cross respectively. and ar.
rived in San Diego on July 1.
1859. So, you see. I'm a real
Californian"
You mean Spanish. Californian"
We'll. hardly in the sense thaL
most people use that term, sir.
We have never intermsrried with
Mexican or Indian, and until my
grandfather Farrel arrived a,
the ranch and refused TO go away
unth my grandmother Noriaga
went with him, we were pure
bred Spanish blonds. Ny grand.
mother had red hair, brown eyes.
and skin as white as an old
bleaChed.iinen napkin. Grand.
father Farrel is the fellow to
whom am indebted for my
saddlc.colored complexion"
siberia has bleached you con
siderably. ! should say you're
an ordinary brunei now"
Farrel removed his overseas
cap and ran long fingers through
his hair.
"If | had strain OF Indian
in me, sir" he explained, my
hair would be straight. thick,
coarse, and blue-black. You will
observe that il is wavy, a medium
crop. OF average fineness, and
jet black"
The captain laughed al his
frankness.
Every well. Farrel; I'll admit
you're clean.strain white. But tell
me: How much OF you is Latin
and how much Farrell"
1t was Farrels turn to chuckle
now.
Seriously, cannot answer that
question. Ny grandmother. as
I have stated, was pure-bred
Eastman vi Ndtdicilidb' ioi sup
pose they mixed. The original
Michael Joseph Farrel q am the
third Of the namel was TipperarV
Irish. and could trace his ances-
try back to the fairies-to hea"
him tell it. But one can never
lie quite certain how much Span
ish there is in an Irishman from
The west, so ] have always
started with the premise that the
result of that marriage-my fath.
er-was three -fifths Latin. Father
married a Galvez. who was half
Scotch:s go l suppose I'm an
American
Il should like to see you on
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

"HIS is the story of Mike
Goldreyer. a Broadway the.
Il atcr office boy. 1t may read
like the Blurh Direct. but TO me
il is the most interesting yarn
that has come out of the Roar
ing Forties in a number of years.
Mike is young Jewish boy
who took pictures around to news
paper shops for the press agent.
he had an appealing manner
rather shy. but underneath
n trace OF firmness. He wanted
to become theatrical producer.
He did take one play out on
the road. It was Broadway's
worst FLOP"
II failed in one night. leaving
him with s11 and seven overcoats
Of the wardrobe. He came back
TO his office boy job and peddled
pictures again. The other week
ne produced "The Last Warming
n play that is a smashing hit. per-
haps the biggest of the season.
How he did it is lesson in
tl.it. His first failure was
broadway laugh. Actors and pro-
ducers joshed him on all sides.
No one would put up money for
this dreaming boy. But Sammy
Shipman, another East Side boy,
was his friend. Shipman is now
successful.
Goldreyer took the play to Ship
man and asked him to write
note saying the play was a good
one. Shipman did, and Goldreyer
ruit his office boy job and began
his fight to raise capital. He as
serubled his cast, selected the
scenery and directed the rehears-
ais. Several times rehesrsals
were stopped so Mike could raise
more cash.
"'Between times he went down
10 the newspaper shops with pic.
lures Of his own players-still
shy and accepting the good-na-
tured jibes OF the newspaper boys.
There came the opening night
the critics went out of sympathy
and remained to see bit of
Broadway history.making. As the
sudience roared its approval and
Yiassed out into tn elobb NSoing
home. Goldreyer realized that he
was no longer an office boy.
They found him two hours later
in a darkened corner of the the.
ater. lie was little crumpled
and forlorn. The dawn vas
Eseaking for him and he was
greeting II with honest tears.
How unfair we are at times to
youth and it's enthusiasms. Mike
Goldreyer seemed to me to be
quite an Impossible little upstart.
J. had the same feeling about his
theatrical ability that I entertain
for the Cherry Sisters. 7 laughed
with the rest OF the White Way
xiseacr' And Mike at the end
OF his play said to me a bit
wistfully: "I do hope the play
pleased you" walked out into
the night heartily ashamed.
The captain ot great Atlantic
liner is popularity supposed to be
suprs me autoc'a ---'he cZar Of
his vessel Yet when he comes
in 4 " Works larlW AMI
pile . taken on Sandy Hook
his command is gon g1'he pilot
tho absolute mps,"t lnciden.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
WHAT is LIFE'S
G R EA TIE S T
DESIRE
Y DITOR Magazine Page: What

. DITOR Magazine Page: WHAT
does a woman desire most!
~ A woman's desire for atten-
ton is above everything else III
the world.
Those that are fortunate TO be
beauties get attention much easier
than those who are only fair
looking.
Therefore. women look their best
because beauty gets attention FIRST.
But woman doesn't have to be a
beauty to get the most attention.
She gets her attention in the
most natural and easiest way.
Every woman knows what are her
best points, and emphasizes them.
She might have beautiful hair.
pretty eyes, a dimple. a laughing
smile, white teeth. natural com
pleXion. good figure, pretty hands.
nice shoulders, or any one OF a
dozen other notable features.
Every woman has at least one
personal charm.
On the other hand. you will see
charming and beautiful women
doing things TO attract attention
Just like women without one
point OF beauty. These women
go in for charity and community
work, politics. athletics, business,
music, art.
1t is attention every woman
Graves. and she will get It some
way. That's what makes them
so interesting. The most diff
cult thing to do is to figure out
what kind Of attention is desired
and how and when TO give. 1t.
SALESMAN.
What do YOU think. Write
the Feature Page Editor your
yie7Us.
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was reduced to very little, point
ed out that lesson very succinct.
" to me: Before the revolution
we were laid like the various
strata OF the earth's crust In
Russia, layer upon layer, and tho
classes at the bottom were un-
able to move because Of the
great weight upon them. Now
we are all stirred up like rice In
a bowl. and no one knows where
he or she stands. II is unpleaa.
ant: but II 10 better than before "
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

women. European women are
bored TO death without men in
their clubs. in fact, they go in
very little for club life at all un-
less men also are ! included
among the members. American
women should play more in the
real sense Of the word and
thus develop their personalities.
There's a real lack Of person
ality among American women,
as I see II. But American girls
are much more beautiful, both
in their features and in their
figures than the English or
French"
MISS BESSIE BEATTY,
Writer and Lccturer-"Revolu-
ton is an exceedingly painful
vny tn make progress. but there
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CHARLES II. FLINT, multi
millionaire "father Of the trusts;
II do not think a college educn

ton is absolutely
necessary to a
successful busi-
ness career. BY
this statement 1
do not mean to
underrate college
training, which Is
Of so great bene-
fit II Is always to
be secured IL pos
sible. but l think
the lack of II does
not shut the
doors to achieve
ment. I believe a
college education,
the mental train.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
VIRGINIA. LIE ON
PROBLEMS OF
LIFE

In order to assist the many
readers Who Write to the
Herald asking odUice on
matters of lore and relations
between mea aud WOmen. the
Herald has recejred the as
surance Of Virginia Lee that
she ,CiU help them soIre their
problems. All questions should
be addressed TO her IN care
Of this paper.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

little associa-
on w ! [ h
men, with a
resultant loss
of personality.
When all Is
said and done,
woman, to cul.
tivate self-ex.
preston an d
individual ty,
must associate
W ith m en-
rather { h a n
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
MAUD BALLINGTON BOOTH
Of the Volunteers Of Amesica-"'

olil lllOoN gu SbiSb y
that a woman can
be a good and sue
cessful mother and
vet follow her pro-
.fession or career.
l have been in
public life since |
was seventeen, but
I believe II has
made me a better
mother. wife, and
homemaker [ n n n
would the narrow
er life that limits
20 household duties
only. Then / be-
lieve all the out
cry against wives
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

and mothers in business and pub
lie life and the fear OF hurtine
woman's home side is utterly fool
ish when women have withoul
protest permitted to give then
selves up to u social life thai
takes them quite as much from
house and children and harms and
spoils them"
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
Greatest Single Fact.

OPINIONS would differ, of
" course, but a toastmaster
at diplomatic dinner In Lon.
don, Just before the war, asked
this question. The French Am
bassador responded by saying
that the greatest single fact in
the world was the fact that
there existed across the At
lantic a single, homogeneous
people a hundred million strong,
all speaking the same language.
No other diplomat was able tc
produce single faat that
seemed equal TO this one
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
MISS BESSIE BEATTY,

are times In
human history
when nations
become so sick
that revolu.
tion is tn G
only cure. A
young woman
in Moscow, a
member OF the
wealthy bour-
geoisie, W h o
had formerly
had much but
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
THE STORY THUS FAR.


The story opens on the Rancho
PalOmar, an extensive tract In
Southern California. IL is the
estate Of the Farre.s, an ancient
California family dating back TO
the days Of the Spanish conquis'
tadOres. and enlivened with a
clash Of Irish.
Old Don Miguel Farrei. alone
on the heavily mOrtgaged rancho
with only his last faithful re-
tainer. Pablo Artelan. and the lat
ter's expansive wife. receives a
telegram from the War Depart.
ment at Washington announcing
fle death i'm batNe i'm Siberia Of
his only son. "DOn Mike"
This great story has been ere.
ated into a wonderful photOplay
by Cosmopolitan Productions. di-
rectiOn OF Frank BOrzage. and fea'
turing Forest Stanley and Mar
jorie Daw. II Is "a Psr""""nt
picture.
"Nell, sergeant, I dare say thes
ndIhS
duties-all bat ,hc
ton" He glanced at his wtIs,.
watch. "Fall in the battery and
call the roll. BY that time, |
will have organized IN" farewell
speech TO the men. Hope can
deliver il Without making a fool
Of myself"
every well, sir.
The first sergeant stepped out
Of the orderly-room and blew
three long blasts on his whistle
his signal to the battery to
~fall in The men came out
Of the dcmobilization.sh .shacks Wits
llacrity and formed within
minute; without command. h"S
dressed" to the right and
stfaightened the line. farrel
Nepped to the right of it. glanced
down the long row of silent.
eager men, and commended.
Front
Nearly 20o head described
quarter circle.
., I'arrel stepped hthely down the
long front to the Geometrical CEN
ter of the formation, made
right face, walked six PAGES. exc
cuted an about-face. and an
nounced complainingly:
We'll, I've harlIed at you for
eighteen months-and finally yoi
made it snappy. ON the last dav
of your service. you manage TO
fall in within the time-limit and
dress the line perfectly. | con.
graduate you. Covert Grins
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BOOMERANG THROWING i'm AUSTRALIA

stantial modern building, and have
II returned to his hand without
moving from the spot. Needless
to sny. boomerang.throwlng 10
seldom scon In the large centers
of population: but In the country
districts II ~ INDUCED In not only
by blacks, hut by white people.
who find II n most fascinating
game of skill
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

THIS sport is peculiar TO the
Australian aboriginal, the
boomerang being a thing Of their
own invention. and being IN q
Tay tho most remarkable weapon
u the world have seen an
Australian aboriginal stand in
th street OF a city, throw his
hd>mersnG right around . sub
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

ing it.involves, will in the future
be OF greater importance to thr
business man than It has in the
past"
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
Latest Word From Paris
BY Marie Suzanne
(CopyriEht. 1921

TATkIS, TUIlCe.
CHALLAINE is one of the very
~ smart American fabrics. 1t lends
itself particular well to draping ana
is shown 10 charming advantage in
a three.piece costume designed by
Hosac. OF Marshall Field Annex
The model is all in black, trimmed
with lynx fur
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
WHAT THEY SAY
America and Mothers

CHARLIE CHAPLIN Amer
lean women have little individu-
ality because OF too much fol-
low .the-leader club life and too
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
HAM BAKED WITH
MACARONI.

Boil a butt of ham until ten.
der, then remove meat and Ahop.
At same time cook one-half cup
macaroni in salted water. To the
macaroni and one cup chopped
ham add one tablespoonful OF
choppd onion. one.fourth cup
gra,ed chees salt snd pepper.
Mis- we'll md tlrn no buttered
baking dish. Sprinkle top with
buttered bread crumbs and bake
one half hour.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

THE figure
a [ tn q
left shows
this tailleur
with coat re-
moved. The
bodice Is of
black satin
crepe, round
necked and
with long
slit sleeve,
and Is ap-
pliqued with
a decorative
figured silk.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
BAKED HAM WITH
VINEGAR SAUCE.

Wash ham shank thoroughly,
trim IL necessary, and place in
baking dish or pot. Mix one.fourth
teaspoonful each OF cloves, pepper
and celery salt and rub this into
the meat. Combine Une-half cup
flour and one.fourth cup water to
a pas and sperad over meat. Fill
pan one.half full OF cider or water
and one.eighth cup vinegar, and
roast two to three hours. Remove
paste and skin and serve on plat.
ter with vegetables, beets. sweet
potatoes, spinach, cabbage and
carrots. Apple sauce made with
vinegar or lemon juice makes a
delicious addition to the dish.
Vinegar Apple Sauce. Melt three
tablespoons of ham fat IN frying
pan. add oneeighth teaspoonful
curry powder, then three table.
spoons flour to make paste: at
same time heat one-and one. IL
cups water, one.fourth cup vine.
gar, one cup grated apple pulp
and one.haIf teaspoonful whole
allspice. Combine this with the
Paste and cook until Of creamy
consistency. Finely chopped pep.
pers or gherkins may be added.
The Washington times., 1922-11-21
VALUABLE RECIPES
FOR HAM

TT ERE are some valuable rec.
ipes for those housewives
H who are not familiar with
the less expensive cuts OF ham,
ham butts and shanks:
The Washington times., 1922-11-21

The captain ot great Atlantic
liner Is popularity supposed to be
supreme autoc' ---'he czar OF
his vessel Yet when he comes
iu Nv Works lar'ol AMI
pile 9 taken on q Sandy Hook
his command is gon yThe pilot
tho absolute mnsut lnciden.
Evening journal., 1922-10-18

impossible for the modern mind 70
hold; It may be myth and rubbish.
But. myth or fact. truth or rubbish
It is a solemn declaration OF the
Church from which DR.. Fosdick
takes his bread"
DR.. FosdiclS. who is a native OF
Buffalo. is forty-four years old. He
was ordained a Baptist minister in
1903, and was pastor OF the First
Baptist Church, Montclair, n. j.,
from 1904 to 1915. Since 1918 he has
been a professor IN Union Seminary
He received the dgree OF bachelor
OF arts from Colgate. the degree OF
bachelor OF divinity from Union
Seminary and that OF master OF artf
from Columbia. Last year he made
tour OF the Orient. He is the au-
thor OF several works, including
THE Challenge OF tho Present
Crlsis' and THE Meaning OF Ser
vice"
His brother. Raymond Fosdiclx. is
a New York lawyer, who IS generally
regarded as an authority on police
systems. both IN this country and
abroad. He was chairman OF the
Commission on Training Camp Ac-
tivities during the war and also
served as a civilian aide 10 Genera
Pershing. In 1918 he was appointed
under-seoretary general OF the
League Of Nations. but resigned two
years later because. no said. the
United tates did not become a mem
Der.