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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
Editor Tells Truth;
Catches First Train

Every 80 often We read Of the
newspaper editor who starts out TO
tell the truth, and We note that he
doesn't last long. Not that we want
to discourage truthfulness; on the
other hand we merely want to say
that you can tell the truth any
where else but in the newspaper.
The latest example comes from
Southern Kansas, when an editor
wrote the following abou, wedding
in his town.
Married Miss Sylvia Rhode to Mr..
James Canadian, last Sunday eve
ming at the Baptist church. The
bride Is an ordinary town girl. who
doesn't know any more about cook
ing than rabbit knows about max
ing soda water syrup, and who never
helped her mother three days in he's
entire life. She is not beautiful by
any means, and has gait like a
duck The groom has been shift
less sort II fellow and d confirmed
loafcr. having lived 1T the old folks
al his life They are going TO have
hard life while they live together s.
lie told the truth. that editor. bat
he mad 20 catch the first train out
II town - Meade County Messenger.
ANY one can avoid the pitfalls Of
life by steering clear OF them
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
ENGLISH SPARROW IS
ENEMY OF NEmAT0DES
Benefactor 10 Humanity al Least
al in One Respect.
bird Seem, 70 Have Special Litine Tor
Calls Termed BY Parasite Worm
Other Means Tor Control
Ing Disease.

'trsrsr.i ~ 30 rooted STATE. department
- ag.frIIfHHs
Recent invest Cations cundsc,cd 10y
ih" United States department 81 Agri.
culture have .hurn that the Lnglish
sparrow Is h,u"Grt"r 10 humanity
Of lrlst ~ uu" pert ~ b. stlp tn
tiN n'mgt"u"- parasitic IN wheat.
In This urmutudr diesgs. ~ wheat,
the parasitic worm forms gals which
TAN" ~" place uf the normal k.rncis.
During Doe .arll Development 81 these
gals NJ" sparrow, seem 10 hay. \
special hkiug fur tbou ~ htst u vus
suspected rhat tie sparrow might
spread the .ufrrti"n ~ this way hut
u wHs found hat the .uirrov'~ dige,.
i've arparfHs .unr'I tn tH tbs
nsmHtuH'
The u'WHf.t.r di..as. 81 wheat ur.
cuts m virginia. Wet Virginia. md
North 'urulr o.. .fa.ts 80.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27


VT Joe BfeWer. - Nina. and Mas
ter Geo. Yantis were guests Wed
ne.day nigh, - Mr. and Mr. VIM.
Steel.
Mr. T. r Rice and sons. T. r. Jr.
and Robert and Miss Zela Rice. -
Richmond. spent Sunday with Mrs.
Donaldson.
Mr and Mrs VIM. Whitaker aud
daughter. Mi.s iavcrnc. were visitors
SUNDAY ~ Mr. and Mrs. Edd Chand-
Ter. - Lancaster.
Mr. and Mr.. VIM. smith. Sr. Mr..
and Mrs VIM. Smith. Jr. ~ the
Lexington road. spent SUNDAY with
Mr. and Mr. Tom Turner
Nr and Mr Wallace Jones and
daughters. Marie and Grace and Mrs
Bonnie Hopper and .on. Jones. Of
Richmond were sunday visitors ~
Mr. and Mr. " r. sutton
Nr and Mrs. WIN. Barnes and
daughter. Miss Ethel, Mr. and Mr..
Simon Tankersley and baby. Messrs
Arthur Sans and Floyd Barnes spent
SUNDAY with Mr. and Mrs. 4. y.
Merida.
Mr and Mr. Harry u. Rice re-.
turned this week from their bridal
tour Thcir many friends here, wish
Tor them a happy and prosperous
NE. and extend 90 Mr.. Rice a hear.
IS welcome
Mr. and Mrs VIM Whitaker were
hosts ~ a delightful dinner Saturday
their guests being Nv. and Mrs ~.
bert Chandler. Mr. and Mrs Robert
Chandler. % Madison and Mr. and
Mr.. Ed Chandler. 81 Lancaster
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
TEACH CALF TO LEAD EARLY
Noung Animals Are easi~ TO Handle
and They Should BE Fitted
With Matters

calves. especially Those 10 be- used
iu a." shaw ring ur pur-hred bulls or
hcifers should be- taught To- lead when
,rry young They arr easier 20 handle
and much time and trouble will he
spNsd later uu.
when calves are few months old
halt'r~ and tied M short time each
dHy. This viii cause them to lead very
readily Lead the calves to sucklr or
y" water for = few DAYS In leading
them f"r The hr~t few times pull
dluguualIy FIRST "a one side and then
to The ether
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
McROBERTS DRUG STORE


lea South America Their" are tn he
seen occasionally a typ" ~ windmill
which il entir-i, without he big wind
wheel which il such an essential fea-
ture 81 the power generators To he
SEN lu this country \ pI,"i'd sur
face IL balanced 10 ri,h Way hat
~" Nind gets undrr Il and raises H..
and vh'u IL has thus Travelled To- the
-nd ~ IT, uin BE-, lull" Is changed aud
the uind hrirgs 10 DOWN HEH.1.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
FEED HORSES SWEET GLOVER
Better for Them Than Any Other
Class of Animals Because Fiber
Is Easily pi9estsd.

sweet dover. II allowed 4" become
mirly mature. j. very coarse aud stem
my. HAY If that character il more
favorable for hnrse~ han any other
c"nsum. aud digest larger percent.
igr ~ crude hher la plants This Is
brsauss the hors. has an Intestine -
large capacity aud the crude hh.r
digcsied in the Intestine rather than
thu stomach
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
SELF-FEEDER PlEASES HOGS
Better GAINS Made BY Use Of Device
and Are But, In Many DIT
ferent Ways.

II u a fact well recognized hy feed
"r~ that hogs having access Ia self
feeder make better gains than those
that Il" not rhes. Feeders for hogs
arr made in various types. Double
SIDE feeders with single door on top.
d"uhle- side feeders with double door
IN top aud single side feederS with a
single door on top. an have proved
practical
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

Large numbers ~ Russians are said
to be- rcsorting 10 cannlbalism TO
escape starvation That ought 10 In
crease their value in their own csti-
nation.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

The hrs, lady Of the land complains
that posing for 80 many newspaper
photographer - tiresomc job.
There's always time TO quit.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
COUGHS AND COLDS
often leads to
PNEUMONIA

Don't ;riile with either cough or
cold on the chest. LUNGARDlA Is
recognized today as the greatest
remedy ever offered for the relief OF
such conditions. Its action is swift
and certain, good for any kind Of
cough and bronchial trouble. Once
used you VIII never accept n sub
st.,utc. Il Is free from opiates and
safe - children. The best drug
cists from Coas; 90 Coast sell and
recommend LUNGARDlA. Buy a
bottle today and put II squarely 70
the test. 6Oc and Size bottle.
For Sale BY
McROBERTS DRUG STORE.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

II certain congressman are deter
mined to destroy our heaviest armor
we suggest that they include their
own hides.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

The august senate poses a. a
dignihcd body the only thing below
par being the body and the dignity.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

Judge Day may now retire upon
his laurcls lie has broken into ma
tiOnal print.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

II will soon be- time for dad 10
perch himself on the back fence and
watch mother plant the garden.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

Some women are never happy IN
al they have acquired secret and
have told u To dear friend
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
Cracks At Creation.

Tomorrow 8. always just as far
away.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

Some people are never keen on
the borrow They always pay
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

Brainlcss people are fortunate.
They are never troubled with brain.
storms
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27

The British government is report
ed TO be ready to pay the interest ON
the war debts due the United States,
but We doubt il. They don't do any,
thing rash over there.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1922-04-27
The Result

Take one reckless. natural born
fol
Two or three drinks Of bad liquor.
A fast. high powdered motor ear.
Soak the fool in the liquor, place
in the car and let him go. After
due time, remove from wreckage.
place in black satin lined box and
garnish with flowers. Wal
ton, (GaJ News
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
NOTICE OF SALE OF IMPROVE
MENT BONDS.

Notice is hereby given that the
City of Athena will sell Improvement
Bonds to the amount of $3653.58,
issued in denominations of $4,000
each, dated January /, 1928, payable
ten (10) years after date, and bear
ing interest at (6) per cent. per an
mum, payable semi-annually, on July
1st, and January 1st, interest evil
denced by coupons attached. Sealed
proposals for all or any portion Of
said issue should be filed with the
City Recorder of the City of Athena,
on or before 1880 pm. on the 26 day
of December, 1922, at which time bids
will be opened; each bidder will be re-
quired to accompany his bid with a
certified check to the order of the
Mayor of the City of Athena in ten
(10) per cent. of the amount of the
bid, to be forfeited in the event such
bonds are awarded to the bidder and
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
TAKEN UP

Notice is hereby given that hav,
taken up the following described
horses, they having been in my pvs-
session since November %, 1922:
One blue horse brand J. w. on left
shoulder wearing halter.
One bay horse star in forehead,
brand J. w. on left shoulder, W. on
right hip.
Unless the above described horses
are claimed by owner, | will sell
them to the highest bidder for cash
in hand, defray feed bill and adver-
tizing expenses at the 0. w. B. Zerba
place, miles north of Athena, on
Thursday January II, 1928 at 2 pm.
L. D. Clark, Athena, Oregon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

The problem of the Stacker voter
that has perplexed other countries
appears to be facing this nation. Will
the United States have to come to a
system of fines, tax increases or pub
lie reprimands in order to get voters
out to the polls? Getting the voter to
the polls is only the first step in
making democracy safe for itself.
The second and no less essential
step is that Of securing an intelligent
vote, when it is finally cast. Espec-
tally is that true in the matter of vot-
ing on initiative and referendum
measures in Oregon elections. The
majority of voters pass up these
measures without voting yes or no for
the satisfactory reason(to them
selves) that they do not know what
they are voting for, one way or the
other.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

1t is reported that in 1924 Henry
Ford will lead "cheap money" cam
paign and attempt to be elected to the
presidency on that issue. Some one
should remind Henry that back in '96
Bryan failed wretchedly to bury the
"Cross of Gold" underneath an av-
alanche of silver, and there are those
living and voting today, who will con-
cede Bryan to be a more able and
crafty statesman than is Ford. The
American dollar is already cheap
enough. What is needed to put it in
circulation is rehabilitated markets
for American products, and gen.
eral busting up Of Jewish control of
the said dollar.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
lRISHMEN ONCE WORE KILTs
Aese,t tion Made by New York News.
paper-Bagpipes Differed From
Those of the Scots.

There Is no more doubt that kits
hnd plaids were worn in early times
In Ireland than there is that the
Breton laws were once in operation,
declares the New York Evening Tele-
ggEm.
In Ireland kits of one color-saffron
were used. Nothing like the tartan,
by which the various Scottish clans
ere still distinguished, was ever ar
rived at.
irish bagpipes were of simple
.ype. They were not blown, but
pumped and never reached the high
state of development of the war in
strument so closely associated with
Scots fighting regiments for hundreds
of years and with life In the high
lands.
The Irish guards have had the pipes
5lnce their formation as result Of
the B0er war.
Among those In private life who af-
fected the use of Irish kits In town
as well as country in recent years
was one of the brothers of the pres
ent Lord Ashbourne, son of the for
Rer lord chancellor.
In many minute details as to equip
1ent, dress and custom there was a
close parallel between the two coun-
fries.
Antique gold ornaments in the Dub
lin museum, while of the same type
ss those Of the ancient Scots, are diff
ferent in sculptural design. But in
both instances the workmanship Is
distinctly Celtic.
Both countries had the clan system.
In Ireland the chiefs, so often in
accurately described as "kings," were
'.othing but the heads of families, with
the dependents and slaves.
In going back TO the Celtic dress and
Music the Irish are resuming what the
Scots never entirely abandoned.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
Portland and Salem girls will enter

Portland and Salem girls will enter
strong protest against the employ
ment Of married women in the capa-
city Of clerks and stenogs at the COM
ing session of Oregon legislature. At
ter a complete check of the payroll,
extending back over period of sew
eral legislative sessions, one of the
girls find that preference has been
given married women, and in some in
stances these women have been the
wives of members of the legislative
body. Of course no one will dispute
the right of member of the legis-
lature to choose the person who shall
serve as his stenographer; even
though that person be his wife. There
is some excuse for a husband choos-
ing his bstterhalf to serve as his
stenographer down there; and espec-
tally would he display good judgment
in her selection, should she insist on
having the position. But the girls
should be taken care of also. They
should receive their share of employ
ment during sessions of the legis-
lature, and there is no alibi whatever
in the world for any old, sour, con-
firmed bachelor, like-for instance
Senator Roy Ritner employing a
married woman to do his typewrit-
ting.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

Check up what the ship subsidy
would be to the Pacific Coast states
Compute an estimate of what benefit
would be derived, as against like
amount spent yearly by the govern
ment in clearing off and putting into
cultivation the logged-off lands of the
three states. The ship subsidy is
merely taking money out of the
pocket of the taxpayer and giving it
as premium to shipping syndicate
Putting into cultivation the logged
off areas would build homes for World
War veterans and others, convert tan
gible taxable property out of that
which is practically dormant waste
create an asset of real public benefit,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
ICE BLOCKS HIGHWAY

The ice storm which swept over
the midi Columbia has resulted in the
closing. of the Columbia river high
way to traffic until several feet of
ice, which rolled down Shell Rock
mountain Monday morning, can be re-
moved. Half buried in the big drift
of ice is one of the Portland-Hood
River stages, which ran into the drift,
thinking it was snow, and not being
able to back out, was abandoned.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

The Toledo Blade opines that the
Mussolini ministry of Italy is con-
ducting test of national courage.
1t informs the country that the only
hope of salvation lies in enduring a
period of hard work for all classes,
sacrifice and discomfort. The chances
of failing with such policy are
about twenty to one. But the Fascist
government will be notable just the
same. 1t is resorting to truth-telling
when nine -tenths of the other govern
ments on the globe are feeding their
peoples upon promises.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
CHINOOK BARES HILL

Tuesday this section of the Inland
Empire was snatched from the grip of
a cold snap by the gentle breath Of
a considerate chinook which draped
the foothills in mourning for the
demise old King Boreas. The soft
ening of the snowdrifts, as the result
of the chinook, made travelling all the
more difficult, for automobiles broke
through and the machines became
stalled. The roads of the country
were badly drifted with snow, and
country people have had difficulty in
getting into town.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

Kansas City Star says: "One trouble
with the ship subsidy program is that
good many Americans confuse it
with the war time shipping board"
To the contrary, there is no confusion,
whatever. The Americans thoroughly
ly understand the ship subsidy pro-
gram, as sponsored by the Harding
administration; and that's why the
program" is having such hard sled
ding,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the county court of the State oi
Oregon for Umatilla county.
In the matter of the estate of VIM
Schrimpf, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been appointed ex-
ecutor of the estate of VIM. Schrimpf
deceased, by an order of the above
entitled court.
All persons having claims against
the said estate are hereby notified
to present them to me at Athena,
Oregon or to my attorneys, Homer
l. Watts and E. C. Prestbye, at. their
office in Athena, Oregon within Fix
months from the date of the first
publication of this notice All claims
must be verified as by, law required.
Dated at Athena, Oregon this 18th
day of November, 1922.
Eugene G. Schrimpf
N17-D15 Executor
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

AS one of the Eastern newspapers
puts it, the United States obtained
nothing from the division of the
spoils at Versailles. She asked for
nothing-and was granted it. 1t
seems very likely that this, more
than anything else, is responsible for
the notion abroad that if only the
cards are played cleverly enough, the
notes will be burned and the billions
which are due will remain at home.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
Notice

The regular meeting of the stock
holders of The First National Bank,
of Athena, Oregon, for the election
of Directors for the ensuing year and
for the transaction of such other
business as may lawfully come before
it, will be held in it's Office in Athena,
Oregon on Tuesday, January 9th, 1923
at the hour of two O'Clock p. m.
Dated December 9th, 1922.
F. S. LeGrow, Cashier.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

opinion of the department this per-
centage is entirely too high. When
it comes to the point of telling the
farmer how much he is to pay for
what he eats, the Agricultural De-
partment is not alone; the profteer is
an agile ally in this respect, and the
farmer is the only producer that we
know of who is denied the right Of
setting a price on his product.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the County Court of the State Of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Estate Of Deli
lah Hill, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been duly appointed
by the above entitled court execut-
rix of the last will and testment of
Delilah Hill, Deceased, and that she
has qualified as the law directs. All
persons having claims against the
estate are hereby notified to present
the same to me at my home in
Athena, Umatilla County, Oregon,
within six months from the date
hereof with proper vouchers.
Dated this goth day of November,
1922.
Mary I. Hill, Executrix.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22
New Zealand Votes to Remain ''Wet.'

New Zealand Votes to Remain "Wet."
Wellington, New Zealand.--William
(Pussyfoot) Johnson, who has been
leading a vigorous campaign to make
New Zealand bone dry" lost his
battle when official tabulation of votes
in the national referendum showed a
majority of 1888 in favor of continu-
ing the present system Of licensing
drink sales.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

he refuses to take the same and to be
returned to the bidder if he be un-
successful.
Said bonds are issued under the
terms of Ordinance No. 79 of the City
of Athena.
Dated December 4th, 1922.
B. B. RICHARDS
City Recorder.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

The Press will not attempt to say
how many rods of pannel snow fenc-
ing could have been erected along
the highway between here and Wes-
ton, as effective prevention against
drifting snow, with the sum of money
that has been spent during the past
ten days in an Intellectual attempt to
relieve snowbound traffic.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-22

They are trying to tell us through
the Department Of Agriculture that
one reason for the present condition
of the farmer is that he buys 80 per
cent Of his food requirements. In the
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-27
GRAND FORKS NOTES

The twenty-eighth annual banquet
of the Chevra Kadish of Grand Forks
was hold on Sunday evening. January
Is. There was an unusually large
attendance, including number of
out of town members and visitors.
The supper was served under the aus
pices of the ladies', Mrs. Louis Rosof,
chairman, and Mrs. Geo. Schwam and
Mrs. Alex Grossman. After the sup-
per the regular annual meeting of the
Chevra Kadish took place. The Ga
bal, Mr.. George Schwam, delivered
his annual message, followed by re-
ports of all the retiring officers in
accordance with the usual custom.
Before proceeding with further bus
mess of the Chevra Kadisha the ap-
peal for the formation of the city
committee for the purpose of coop
Grating with the state and district
bodies in the $14 100000 relief drive
for the relief of the war sufferers of
Europe. The appeal was enthusiastic
cally received. The following were
elected to this work: Max Rabino-
vich, chairman; Isadore Papermas+er,
secretary; Sam Friedman, treasurer.
The remainder of the committee are
L. Rosoff, M. Fishman. Alex Gross
man, Attorney H. L. Schwam. Sam
Papermaster, Nate Greenberg, w. A.
Garrison. J. Lambert. Rev. B. Paper
master, H. Solow, S. J. Bergman, M.
Panovitz and Herman Silverman.
Chairman Max Rabinovich an
nounced that he will soon call npon
the Ladies' Aid Society and the Birth
Abraham lodge of this citv to elect
their DELEGATES to this committee. AS
soon as the committee is comnleted
Chairman Max Rabinovich will i'm
mediatelv proceed to Fargo and with
their body to help organize the state.
It is understood that the Fargo meet
ing will be held the latter part Of the
month and that delegates from the
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-27

The Ladies' Auxiliary Of the B'nai
Abram and the Gondoliers Girls Club
are cooperating with the Semitix
Club in this venture.
The Judea A. C. entertained for
their lady friends last Saturday eve
ming at a sleigh-ride and party
at the Talmud Torah. Covers were
laid for forty-two. The chaperons
were Joe Gordon, coach of the bask-
etball team and Charles Yarugski,
honorary member and organizer of
the club. Arnold Markus, president,
gave a toast concerning the organ
ization of the club, dated back to 1920.
Dancing, playing games, and eating
featured the evening.
The basketball quint defeated the
Northwestern National Life team on
the losers floor last Thursday by a
score Of to z. This was the first
scheduled game of the Judeas, who
go under the name Of Talmud Torah
Midgets. The shooting of Kaplan for
the winners featured the game.