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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
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OF. Owensooro; Ruby. OF Paddcah,
and Messrs. John Walsh. of this city,
and Joseph Shouse, of Lexington,
we're here Sunday to spend the day
with Mr.. Prewitts parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. d. J. Prewitt. at their country
home.
Mr.. ID. L. Munse and wife and Mrs
T. B. Arthur, of Lexington, and Mrs.
Munse's mother. Mrs. Smith, Louis
vile, spent today with the family OF
J. w. Hedden, Sr.
The senior class of the county high
school attended the performance Civ
en- by the Strollers of the University
of Kentucky at Paris Monday night
The class included James Barnes
Misses Roxana HASTE. Bessie West
Rena Steele, Nancy. Rebecca and
Annie Oldham and we're chaperoned
by Prof. and Mrs. w. c. Taylor and
Mrs. W. c. Hamilton.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
REEVE RSED

Well fix things so that none will
shirk
Their toll in this great nation;
Let's make each year two weeks of
work,
And fifty weeks of vacation.
You say you never stirred up strife?
You're a liar.
You say you do not fear your wife?
You're a liar.
You never look at low necks pink?
At other girls you never wink?
And naughty things you never think ?
You're a liar.
You say you never knocked friend ?
You're a liar.
And on your word men can depend?
You're a liar.
You wouldn't skin one of your thong?
You never did soul a wrong?
You tell the truth the whole day long?
You're liar.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
THE SICK

Miss Elise Derrickson is quite III
Of humps at her home on Clay street
Miss Clara Stephenson is recover
ing from a recent severe illness.
Floyd stamper is rapidly recover
ing from recent operation and will
soon be entirely well.
Floyd stamper. who recently un
derwent serious operation, is rapid
ly recovering and will soon be able
to be out.
Judge II. Clay Mckee has beer
quite sick for the past few days, but
his condition now indicates he viii
soon be a well man again.
]. Will Clay. whose condition has
not been favorable for the past few
days, is somewhat improved today
according to advices received from
the hospital today.
Harrison Kimbrell. who fell on the
street in front of MCGUIRE Bros.
store several days ago, injuring hii
hip, is getting along very well, bu
will be unable to do any work fol
about 10 days.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
For Mrs. Pulaski

Mrs. Harry G. Hoffman entertained
with a beautiful bridge party We'd
nesday evening at her home on North
Maysville street complimentary to
Mrs. Alfred M. Pulaski, of Chicago,
who is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. l.
F. Tabb. Miss Suzette Johnson
made the best score and was award
ed the prize, dainty handmade hand
kerchiefs. The consolation prize, a
box of candy, was drawn by Mrs. j.
G. McNeal, who presented it to the
guest of honor. Following the game
Mrs. Hoffman served delightful re-
freshments of ices and cake. Mrs,
Hoffman's party included Mrs. Pulas-
XII Mrs. ]. Miller HOFFMAN, Mrs. Jack
Owings, Mrs. Emilee Reid, Miss Liz
zie P. Coleman, Mrs. John Stofer,
Mrs. George Snyder, Mrs. j.. C. Nc
Neal, Miss Suzette Johnson, Mrs.
Robert Howell. Miss Laura Williams,
Mrs. Patty Johnson Riley, Mrs. C. W.
Kirkpatrick. MISS Eliza Harris, Mrs.
John Barnes and Mrs. A. C. Bogie.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Miss Bessie Stamper is visiting
friends in Cincinnati.
Charles Mann, OF Dan, was in the
city Wednesday on business.
Mrs. Mary Wood Rice, of Los An.
geles, is visiting relatives here.
Misses Clara and Florence Siam
per spent Wednesday Lexington.
Miss Lena Whaley, Of Paris, is Wis
iting her sister, Mrs Hoffman Wood.
w. A. Cox, an active business man
of Elder, was in the city Wednesday
on business.
Misses Clara and Florence SIAM
per have returned from a short stay
4. in Lexington.
Mrs. Tinsley Barnard and children
have returned from visit to rela-
tives in Ashland.
Misses Hettie and Elizabeth Brock
way have returned from a visit to
relatives In Jellico, Tenn.
DR.. ]. F. Reynolds has returned
from Rochester, Mimi, where he at
tended the famous Mayo Clinic. y,
Mrs. Upton Wilson and Miss Betty
Wilson have returned from visit to
Mrs. t. d. Judy in Millersburg.
Mrs. Floyd Burns. of Lexington,
was here this week on a visit to her
brother, Joe M. Conroy, and family.
Mrs. Richard Moore, of Lexington,
has been the guest of her daughter,
Mrs. Bright Cockrell, for the past
few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. G.. Clay and chill
dren were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
James Shropshire, in Fayette county,
this week.
w. B. Schuhart, of Georgetown,
spent the weekend with Mrs. Schu-
hart, who is i'll at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Stamper.
Burton Prewitt, accompanied by
Misses Bolts, of Lexington; vickers,
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
seweIIs Shop News
Martha Jones, Correspondent
Telephone 604-W-2
49,


Miss Jennie v. Settles was the
weekend guest OF Miss Lennie Hos
kins.
Mrs. Anne Poe was the guest of
her daughter, Mrs. Arch Bailey, Sun
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. John johnson, Mr..
and Mrs. Carroll Johnson and son,
Carroll, Jr., Mr.. and Mrs. e. ID. Jones
were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ.
p. Johnson Sunday.
Mrs. Bryant Curtis is with her
mother, Mrs. Reynolds, who is sick.
Mrs. Kate Emerson, of Winchester,
is visiting her daughter, Mrs. Clayton
Hisle.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Allen and Miss
Mary L. Shouse, of Mt. Sterling, Wis
tied Mr. and Mrs. Clay Treadway on
Sunday.
Mrs. b. Collins and son, Cooper,
we're guests of Mrs. Tom Enson Mon
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Downs and Mr..
and Mrs. B. Charles we're guests of
Mr. and Mrs. John Carpenter Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Hoskins spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. James
Hoskins.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
RELIGIOUS

Baptist Church-Sunday School at
$50. A. L. Mitchell, superintendent.
You are cordially invited. Preaching
by the pastor at 10:45 on Steward
ship and at 1880 on "The First Dis
ciples of Jesus" You are invited and
urged to come to-these services. Our
mid-week prayer service is ON We'd
nesday night of each week at 1880.
Come and pray with us and for us.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
INsrALLINc RADIO SERVICE

The First Baptist church of this
city is first among Kentucky Baptist
chuches to install the radio service.
Wires are being strung this afternoon
and the system will be in operation
as soon as the instruments have been
received.
This service will apply to the mems
Bible elias room and also the Sunday
School auditorium.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

It may not be of much interest to
anybody, but we would like to know
what right the former service men
have to expect President Harding to
quit playing golf long enough to give
them a thought?
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
TO KEEP THEM OFF STREETS

1t is a good idea to so arrange
matters at home and in the churches
as to invite the young people in to
rest and have a good time. Books
of instruction are to be provided and
in this way it is expected that the
younger folks will become the more
interested in church work.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

In Hot Springs, Ark, there are two
children, boy and girl. The boy is
the living photograph of his father,
while the girl is the living phono.
graph of her mother.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

1t requires Pharaoh to develop a
Moses, just as it took George III. to
evolve George Washington. Blessed
be stupidity.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Charlie Chaplain is suing some ac-
tor who is initiating him for $4,000.
Nobody will ever be able to get $780,
900 out of an imitator.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
RETURN ED

All bids for hotel locations have
been returned by the board of direc-
tors with the words, Prices too
high" The directors will have an
other meeting Friday evening.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

You wonder why people with heads
like that are permitted to live, but
most piano keys are made of imita-
ton ivory.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The country will probably never
get on a normal basis until somebody
discovers why only the white part of
eggs will make angel food cake.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Something to worry about: The old
world is moving at the rate of $500
miles an hour, but trouble neverthe-
less manages to keep up with her.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The man who rattles the bones of
his ancestors in. order to make
noise in the world never is heard out
side of his own ward.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

If you have a disagreeable expert
ence people say the lesson will do
you good. That's about all sympathy
amounts to.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

WANTED-A good girl to nurse
and do house work; good home ant
wages.-261 e. Maxwell. Lexington
Mrs. M. l.. l.. (54-3t)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
pEAcoNs' MEETING

The deacons of the Mt. Sterling
Baptist church will meet in the pas
tors study Sunday afternoon at $3.50
o'clock.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

What has become of the old-fash-
toned man who used to keep a goat in
the back yard to keep the doctor out
of the house?
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The people who complain about
the banks closing so early are people
who sit on the curbings beside the
banks nearly all day.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

After man gets into a good fat
office he begins to advise his friends
not to have anything to do with pol
itics.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

When you know man is ten years
older than you are, and you hear OF
his saying that he is younger, it
makes you mad.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

He who knocks at Dame Fortunes
door often finds call, answered by
her unwelcome daughter, Miss For
tune.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The average woman closes most OF
her letters in this manner: "Pll tell
you more about it the next time
visit you"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

One glance at the styles. today con-
vinces us why Burbank put more
eyes in the potatoes.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

When you are disposed to be lib
eral, nearly every one will take ad-
vantage of you.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

II may not be of much interest to
anybody, but many on the water wa
gon feel better off.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

In the spring the average mans
fancy lightly turns to thoughts OF
loafing.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

A Virginia town is said to be so
dry that they have to pin on the post
age stamps.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

In the old days, polite people were
comparatively few. But there were
no dress suits for rent at that time.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The difference between a sawdust
evangelist and a circus is that the
evangelist doesn't give a parade.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Riches not only have wings, but
they carry some pretty reckless avia'
tors.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

II you want to make a hit, you
must not. only hitch your wagon to a
star, but several stars.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

volvia says the world is fiat. Yes,
nat on its back. But it is going to
turn over.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Adam had one advantage The first
robin didn't fool him into taking 'em
Off
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
NOT NOW

Watch The Advocate for a report
from the board of directors of the
new hotel company. Watch.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

BUFF Orpington Eggs for sale.--
Mrs. Jesse Florc, phone 272. (51-tf)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

The man who waits for things to
turn~up finds his toes do 1t first.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

After you get over it, you realize
the blessings of being poor
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Some girls are like brown sugar
they are sweet, but unrefined.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27
discovered.
Intelligence
virtue

found or beauty is subjective glorifi-
cation; for every scene and circum-
stance is but the souls photograph.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

Most people favor a bonus If the
lawmakers will remove the "us" from
the taxpaying end of it.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-04-27

closing pair regard
less of table of Mems Shoes at $2.48.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
GUARDSMEN
IN PURSUIT
OF BANDITS
ShOOt-tO-Kill Order Is
sued as Ring
Tightens.
PAY ROLL STOLEN
BIOOdhOunds Lead in
Man Hunt Last
Stand Expected.
PAY ROLL STOLEN

LEBANON, Mo-, May 16.-More than a
hundred national guardsmen, supported
by twenty FIVE deputy sheriffs from eleyeG
Ozark towns, were beating the hill coun-
try at Bradshaw Flats, ten miles from
here today.
In the center of an eyer narrowing
circle they expect 10 either capture or
kill five bandits who yesterday seized
a $20,J00 pay roll OF the st. Louis g.
San Francisco Railroad at Springfield.
No.
Bloodheunds were leading the posses
through the thickets Machine guns,
rifles and sawed off shotguns were the
weapons depended upon to dislodge the
desperadoes If they attempted a last
stand.
The bandits, after staging the hold UP
yesterday, when a detective and a bank
messenger were shot, travelled about 115
miles In a circuitous route. They We're
finally forced to abandon their automo-
bile near Bradshaw Flats aud take 10 the
woods.
Rloodhouuds picked up tho trail Of the
FIVE men through the thiekets. Officers
In charge of the nanhunt said the ban
dts We're in Il net from which they could
not possibly escape.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
BUCHANAN
DROPPED BY
CITY BOARD
Troubles With Nolan
Calls for Long
Hearing.
EFFICIENCY ISSUE
Garbage Collection
Superintendent
Talks Out.

With City Civil Engineer John L. Elliott
dissenting. President J. A. Craven and
Lucius 3. Swift OF the board Of sanitary
commissioners today discharged \. NJ.
Buchanan, superintendent of garbage
collection. buchanan was called before
the board for a hearing on charge made
by Truly Nolan. superintendent of SAM
tation, and his superior officer. Buch
anan was alleged to have torn Noan's
shirt during an argument In front of the
National City Bank building last Friday
afternoon.
Elliott defended Buchanan and ac-
cused Nolan OF being an inefficient exec
utive and moved that If Buchanan was
to be discharged the house be cleaned
from the top down. and Nolan be let
20. too.
Swift and Craven refused to accept the
suggestion. Craven asserted Nolan
would he tried out for a month or two
and If he falls to secure harmony by that
time the engineers motion might be con
sidered.
BICHASAN'S STORY
OF THEIR TROUBLE.
Nolan was sent from the boards of
fee while buchanan told his story OF
the trouble with the superintendent Of
sanitation He said he was positive
Nolan had deliberately thrown the gar
bage collection department into a sad
" disarganized state in order to reflect
upon him, Buchanan.
The board admitted the collection sys-
TEN was disrupted and ashes and gar
bage standing uncoliected in many parts
of the citr
buchanan pressed Swift fer an ex-
PLANTATION Of the commissioners charge
that he was inefficient. Swift replied
that Buchanan spent more time think
ing about politics than he did about his
job and that he WAS not up ON progress
sve methods.
Buchanan smiled at this and said he
thought it of no use TO argue the posnt
with Swift, and the latter agreed. After
the meeting Buchanan said:
When I pressed him fer a reason
he said II was because he thought ! was
a politician. IN substance. Well. I'm
proud | am politician, but the idea
OF Mr. Swift discharging a man because
he is a politician is rather amusing, In
view Of the fact that he himself holds
n political job and the law governing
the sanitary board does not specify Il
should ignore politics. | remember when
Mr.. Swift was the high coekalorum OF
the Bull Meosers In these parts. Every
body remembers that Mr.. Swift held
d Job in Washington for some time and
went over to Terre Haute TO escort Thee
CONTINUED on Page T~o9
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
PROFITS
OF EXPORTERS
Foreign Owned Companies
Said to Have Practical
Monopoly in America.

WASHINGTON. May 16.Swellen
profits by grain exporters and practical
control Of the American trade by foreign
owned companies were featured in a re
port submitted to the Senate today by
suance of a resolution asking an investi-
cation Of the grain export trade.
Average profits of grain exporters In
1920 and 1921 ranged from IS to 5s per
cent the commission said. while some Of
the companies turned their capital over
more than 100 times a year.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
COOPERATION
WITH EUROPE
rs ESSENTIAL
Joseph III. Defrees Declares
Conditions in Business
World Improving.

WASHINGTON, May 16.-CIo5er CO.
pean business and industry is essential,
il the Industrial and economical chaos
in Europe is to he overcome. It was
declared in Keynote addresses delivered
here today at the convention OF the
United states Chamber Of Commerce.
Joseph Ii. Defrees, president OF the
national chamber voiced his belief that
conditions are better and revival of
business confidence is at hand'
Il talk confidently of the future"
President DefreeS said, because I share
in the general confidence that business
conditions are on the mend. But It
would not be fair to you, or to my own
reputation rs man Of some Judgment,
not to call attention to the clouds threat
aning our peace and our prosperity,
which ha.e gathered. aud are still gath
ering. in other parts of the world.
"The Washington conference has done
much to clear the Far Eastern horizon,
and could have done more had there
been assurance of peace and stability IN
China But when we look eastward TO
the center of modern civilizations in
Europe. to the markets of half our ex-
port trade. it is only the hopelessly ig-
norant or the incurable eptimist. that
can work any immediate assurance OF
comfort or stability.
Hunger and its kinsman. Bolshevism,
still stalk menacingly across he stage.
Wars and rumors Of wars are yet in
progress. boundaries are not fixed. gov
ernments are not secure. finances are In
turmoil
These things that we fought for and
that our boys crossed the sea to de-
fend on foreign soil sixty thousand los
ing their lives and many more thousand
MANNED and impaired, the defeat of mill
tarism and the safety of our own and
other free governments, have not yet
been attained"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
GAS STOCKS
GO UP SINCE
RATE BOOST
Groninger Receives
Sales Letter Of
Bond House.
REPORTS PROFITS
Claims Good Earnings
Even Before u. S.
Court Ruling.
REPORTS PROFITS

The Citizens Gas Company, whose rate
has been ordered increased temporarily
90 cents to $1.o0 thousand cubic feet
effective May %, by Federal Court "even
now, without the increase, is beginning to
show profit sufficient to cover ex-
bond sales letter of the Fletcher Ameri-
can Company sent out Monday, Taylor
E. Groninger, corporation counsel, said
today.
The company had contended before the
public service commission and Federal
Court that 1t is not making enough
money on 90-cent rate to meet its OBJ
legations, hence Mr.. Groninger said he
was greatly surprised when the letter
came into his possessing.
Mr. Groninger quoted q paragraph from
the letter, as follows:
CITES COURT
DECISION.
The Federal Court at noon today
handed down their decision in the Citi-
zens Gas rate case authorizing the com
pany to raise their rate for gas from 90c
TO S1.20. Some such decision as this was
practically foregone conclusion, but the
actual decision means very greatly in
creased earnings for the Citizens Gas
Company, which even now, without the
increase, is beginning to show a profit
sufficient to cover expenses and fixed
charges
BEARS OUT
CITI'S CLAIM
This paragraph" said the corporation
counsel, simply bears out the contention
Of the city before the public service COM
mission and attorneys for the commission
before Federal Court that the company's
financial prospects were growing brighter
ever day"
With the decision of the Federal Court
the prices of both the stock and the
bonds of the Citizens Gas Company have
Increased. Monday the common stock was
listed at 20l2 and today it was listed at
21ia. few days ago the preferred was
listed at 50 and today it is listed at IS
bid and 95 asked.
The company has s., 100000 in common
stock outstanding and S1,000,000 in pre-
ferred.
The general mortgage per cent bonds
Of the company until today yielded I
per cent, but because of the increased
price of the bonds the yield is now only
61a This indicates an increase of 2a4
points or S27.10 on each $1,000 bond.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
YOUTH SAYS HE
WAS PRISONER
IN MINER CAMP
Son of Man Killed in Battle of
Blair Mountain Tells of
Alleged Torture.

CHARLESTON, W Va, May f6-Al-
bert Gore, %. son of John Gore. killed In
the battle Of Blair mountain. told the
furv In the Bill Blizzard treason trial to-
day of his experiences in being SIX days
prisoner In the miners camp.
Gore was held in an improvised prison
at Jeffery at the time his father was
killed and was not allowed to attend the
burial services.
His eaptives "tantalized' him, Gore
said. telling him that his people were be
ing murdered He was taken prisoner
as he was making his way back home by
armed miner outposts who said:
You're n Logan thug. You are spy.
Wen have to take you with us"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-16
And the Toughest Part Is He Lost!
DUGAvs REPORT IS COMP REHENsIvE
Financial Cost Is Smallest Item

teen kitchen fires, put UP three stoves,
walked 275 miles, shook hands with f.
076 persons, told 10.101 lies and talked
enough to print sixteen volumes.
81 attended sixteen revival meetings.
one wedding and two divorces. l was
baptized once by immersion and three
times some other way. 1 contributed So
to foreign missions, made love to seven
grass widows snd three old maids, got
stung by Iapper, Rugged forty nine
other meE's wives. got dog-bit, got
butted by Billie goat. and was defeated
by my opponent because I was accused
Of being a Iighbinder. Total expense,
$3.50"