The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-01
Ss !2s Spur tss e Moment
REVENGE

REVENGE
Written transcontinental diner while drinking cofiee
They had been boys together
Johnathan had licked Harold and the sting
smarted and the stung
Always Harold had yearned for vengeance-bitter
sweet vengeance
But the years and Harold waited.
He became railroad engineer. while Jonathan be-
eloquent kind of speaker
One day, while oing his engine and his vengeance
Harold
Saw the od'me enemy Jonathan entering his train.
At last, last
wait! Should or injury? On the
treste down the embankment?
No Just watch how Harold played his game.
The first day and nothing
The -thrd-fourth. Now the last.
Had Harold forgot?
No, no. Not he
Toward evening, the train approached the city
where Jonathan was to make his eloquent speech
When Jonathan had donned his evening clothes and
such
He entered the dining All looked up and sazed.
Such beauty, grace and wit
Harold at his throttle almost throttled-I mean
choked
The meal eaten in sience-the soup, meat,
salad and dessert
Now, just Jonathan lifted up his cup of steamng
coffee
Harold gave shove-the lurched hard, the cof-
fee spilled right Jonathan's best shirt
Harold revenged.
Charles d. 1saacson.
Enforcement Agent Impersonates Corpse. Head
the thing with permanent success.
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Advertisement in Jersey paper: Stockings Down
Again" What's the matter with garters?
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Herb Hoover is to be president OF the Congressional
Golf Club, but thought he could swear loud
ough for that job.
Sailing, sailing
Over the bounding main,
Lillian Russels left flat,
But she'll return again
A man shot at a burglar,
Shot with gun, did he.
He had right to have the thing.
They gave him ten years in Sing
Sing
The burglar went free.
VIII Hays will boss the movies
films he will disburse.
The jobs a snap, for though he
makes
Most any number of mistakes,
shows could not be
L. s. had q wohour earthquake.
So the scientists heard,
But million nivver
Never knew that it occurred.
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| We getting do take shooting seri-
ousy any there is much OF it An peace
full day in this country sounds like attack on Yer
dun used to.
| Even the ladies' taken up sport and learn
ing to shoot straight enough to hit the parties they are
shooting at and the casualties innocent bystanders
are nowhere what they used 10 be.
| 1t isn't at all difficult know what will be the
first page when you sit down TO your breakfast For
instance
Mrs Beatrice Barnstable, attractive blonde shot
and killed her husband while he cranking the
lily Ford She will 80 into the movies. The jury acquitted
her after being out three minutes.
Mrs Sassafrass Purdy, Of Mush, Iowa, shot her
husband the breakfast table yesterday morning be-
he criticized the bacon She claims his conduct
was unbearabe He lived two hours. Mrs. Purdy, who
is beautiful brunette, has long wanted TO the
stage and this is her opportunity
''John II. Deal. rich silk merchant, shot in the
fired by mysterious Mrs Jurne who was
beautiful divorcee disappeared Mrs. Jurne will ap-
pear Broadway the police give up the
search for her A crook from Broadway is suspected.
Everybody connected with the has disappeared
cept the police, who still waiting in the house for
the assassin to back.
Seattle outranks Reno a divorce center West
ward the OF vampires takes its way.
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dollar may be legal tender. but it's tough corral
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nowadays he simply page OF the unabridged
dictionary and tells the director throw the words
gether he likes.
Have YOU been shot by bandits today?