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, 1922-06-14
HELP W~ANTED-MALE

CIVIL service examinations. June.
July: many vacancies: s12o month
ly: age IS upward; experience unnec-
sary. For free list positions now open
write r. Terry (former civil service
examiner. 9lb Continental Bldg.
Washington. d. c. s-i2-st'
, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT-One three-room apart.
ment. completely furnished includ-
ing gas n hot water; we defy any
one to show us another apartment
in Casper furnished as well as this
one. 666 CY. Phone 1911. 6-13-3ts
, 1922-06-14
FOR SALE HOUSES
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE

FOR SALELOne lot in East Burling.
ton addition, s225. $50 down; bal
ance the same as rent. Phone 1924.
, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT-Fully furnished modern
apartment; three rooms and bath:
seven blocks south of Henning hotel.
Phone 1536w. 6.13s2t
, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT-At one.half usual rate,
desirable office rooms or storage
space In basement Consolidated Roy
atty building; passenger and freight
elevator; one of the best locations in
city. Phone. Western Realty 1913.
6-6.tf
, 1922-06-14
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

wANTED-oirl: Inquire 2ss w. First
6.2.tf
, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT-One four and one two
room unfurnished houses. S25 and
$3.50 per month. Inquire for Nord-
wall, W blocks north of Mills Con
struction Co. office. Mills. Wyo.
6-14-3ts
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Why owe any person "a grudge? Let's
pay as we go.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
TURN HAIR DARK
WITH SAGE TEA
If Mixed with Sulphur 1t
Darkens so Naturally
Nobody can Tell

The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
md sulphur for darkening gray
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers recipe. and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good
even color. which is quite sensible
rs we are living in an age when a
youthful appearance is of the great
est advantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
prodnct. improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called "Wyeth' S
Sage and Sulphur Compound" 1t is
very popular, because nobody can
discover it has been applied. Simply
moisten your comb or a soft brush
with it. and draw this through your
hair. taking one small strand at a
time; by morning the gray hair disap-
pears, but what delights the ladies
with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound is that. besides beautifully
darkening the hair after a few ap-
plications, it also produces that soft
lustre and appearance of abundance
which is so attractive
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Fireplaces Today

Nowadays one OF the most convinc-
ing proofs that you can give to the
fact that your city apartment is of
the highest class and unlike the ordi-
nary is to say that IL has open fire.
places Even single open fire.
place" in an apartment IS enough to
raise it from the shodGy majority.
And. OF course. when we dream OF
owning house in the country most
OF us. nine out of ten of us, think OF
an open fireplace as sine qua non
of such an abode.
r. But our grandmothers had no such
notions of open fireplaces.
Open fireplaces were a real humili-
alton to the woman who had them
in her house fifty years br more ago.
At least that feeling prevailed in this
country. \ small CRATE fire. that held
few shovels of coal. WAS another
matter. but the sort of fireplace
where logs burned across firedogs was
we'll it was one OF the crudities
that most persons did not like to pos
sess. Yes. there was a time when
a Franklin burner or a drum stove
was considered more of an ornament
10 the we'll furnished drawing room
than the sort Of wide-hearhed fire
place that we covet nowadays
\ hundred years ago stoves and
firoplaCes generally seemed to he the
thing that gave decorators of houses
the greatest concern.
The stove says a German writer.
speaking of the house furnishings a
hundred years ago. was quite in
dispcnsible in northern climate. hut
wherein the whole of antiquity was
any reference 10 lie foa1d to q tiled
stove? The universal altar had again
70 lie called into service. Al Wor-
litz, for instance. the stove was
named the altar of winter, or else
was converted into some kind of mon
ument. Isabey hid the stove in his
house in Paris under the figure of
Minerva. Baltimore News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
ARISTOCRACY DEMANDS
MUCH OF ITS MEMBERS

Writing on aristOcracy in the
Washington Star Elsie Robinson says
that there is no nObler human hcrit-
age than the one that was once the
aristocrat's "Noblesse .Oblige which
crudely translated means that rank
imposes obligations.
She says aristocracy is entirely a
matter of soul texture. and no beauty
parlor on earth can put marcel wave
into your soul. On the integrity or
the shoddiness OF your spirit de-
pends your title to aTistecracy. \
silken spirit does not always 90 with
a slken shirt Neither does Il al
ways go with a flannel shirt oh. Mr.
Hon. Hoi Polloi.
BY the quality Of your spirit and
the way you use that spirit depends
your aristocracy that's where
"noblesse oblige" comes in. There's
a popular notion that the aristocrat
is The lad without a care on earth.
Your true aristocrat is the most bur
doned man living, whether he be a
ricklaycr or a plutocrat. Not only
must he measure up To the most rig
orOus. personal standards OF self-re-
straint. honesty and fairness, but he
must meet the varying standards Of
ether men with unfailing tolerance
patience. kindliness and helpfulness
Otherwise he has broken faith with
his caste
II you fly into a temper you're not
an aristocrat If you let the other
mans temper unbalance you. you're
not an aristocrat. But if you can con
1uer yourself strongly. and serve MIN
simply. then truly you are among
lead high. But it's some job,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
KNEW WHAT HE MISSED

There is a lawsuit pending III
Oklahoma which ought to be OF
interest to non-advertiserS.
The plaintiff is a grocer who
was regular. advertiser i'll the
local newspaper. The newspaper
is the defendent.
One day the grocer's advertise
ment was omitted from an issue
OF the newspaper for which it had
been accepted. because the copy
was lost in the newspaper office.
In his bill OF complaint the grocer
alleges that because of his adver-
tising his profits had been run
ming about $500 per day above
normal. and that on the day when
the advertisement was omitted,
and because of the omission. his
sales dropped off "at least $780,
which amount he seeks to re-
cover ts-s-ses-.+ e-4e
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

LEAVE BALTIMORE-w. n. q A.
a.S5. x7.35. eS5. e.35 1895. 1l.35, A. M
1926, 1.35. 2.35. 1926. 1905. 4.35. I5.0t
635, 6.35. 1885. 9.35. 11.35 z. NJ. 12.Ss
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Costs $40 For 16 Steps

Harry Blake. of Bermuda. who ar
rived recently from Hamilton on the
Araguaya. ran up against technical
ity when he landed that cost him SIG
He is on his way TO England. and will
sail today on the Orbita, which was
moored in the next slip.
Mr.. Blake told the immigration III
spectors he was only going to cross
the pier to board the other ship and
was not really landing in the United
States. The inspectors ruled he was
legally here and collected an $S head
tax from Mr. Blake and his wife, who
accompanied him.
A receipt for the money was given
him. and when he sails today he can
collect from the steamship officials
who will in turn make claim upon
the government for the money.-New
York World.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
sULP LPHuR SO0THES
UGLY, ITCHING SKIN
The First Application Makes
Skin Cool and Comfortable

If you are suffering from eczema OF
some other torturing, embarrassing
skin trouble You may quickly be rid oi
it by using Sulphur. declares
noted skin specialist.
This sulphur preparation. because
of its germ destroying properties
seldom fails to quickly subiue itch
ing. even of fiery eczema. The first
application makes the skin cool and
comfortable. Rash and. blotches are
healed right up. Mentho-Sulphur is
applied like any pleasant cold cream
obtain a small jar from any good
and is perfectly harmless. You can
obtain a small jar from any good
draggist.-lAdv.l
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Il don't see why you call your place
a bungalow" said Smith TO his neigh
bor. We'll, if it isn't a bungalow
what is it, said the neighbor. 1.-The
Job was a bungle and ! still owe for
it."-Pearson's Weekly.
What is the difference asked the
teacher in arithmetic, between one
yard and two yards?"
"A fence" said. Tommy, ,l
Then Tommy sat on the ruler four
teen times.-Nayal Academy Log.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Earns His Reward

Have YOU got everything" asked
the householder anxiously as he peer
ed at the burglar from beneath the
bedclothes.
Il think So
Did you get my daughters fddle?"
Yes"
My sons phonograph"
Yes
My wife's bridge outfit?"
Yes
Her short skirt?'
Yes"
My mother-in-law's parrot?'
Yes"
My daughters camera
Yes"
We'll. then. call al my Office tomor
row morning and I'll give you $50
You have done a good nights work.
"Right-o," replied the burglar.
Washington Herald.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Tuesday, March Z. 1922,

Al II ~ 7 itNk ~ W.
the property described Ia said mortgage.
that is To say:
All TINT tract of land I'm the Fifth Flee
tion District al Anne Arundel county,
Marvland. containing - acres. | rood and
10 perches Of laud. more ar less: colnpris-
ing the Northern half of the tract OF land
which was conveyed to the late Henry
Ballman by NJ. BunuOn and wife by deed
dated November IL. 1880. and recorded
among the Land Records of Anne Arundel
county in Iiber =. II. No. ld fnlio 4Jd, and
that part of said tract devised 10 said Clin-
ton ". Balman by his father. the said
Henry Ba!lman.
This property is improved by Il frame
dwelling. containing four main rooms aud
two small rooms in the rear. and is To-
Gated near the Annapolis Boulevard, about
two and n half miles from the south end
of Hanover Street Bridge.
TERMS or SALE .-Onc-half of the pur-
cl.lsc money 10 be paid on the day Of sale,
or upon the final ratification of the sale
signcC and the balance in SIX months from
tile day of sale: the deferred payment to
bear interest at six per cent. per anuum
from the day Of sale ana 20 be secured by
the bond of the purchaser with security
satisfactory 10 the Assignee: or all cash
nj the option Of the purchaser. 4 deposit
of 5000 will he required of the purchaser
on the day of sale.
ROGER J.. WILLIAMS.
Assignee.
1901 Calvert Euildilg.
Baltimore. Nd.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

The Chinese have observed their an
nual dragon boat festival since 45O
II. G.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Head Stuffed By
Catarrh or Cold =?
Use Healing Cream

If your nostrils are clogged. your
throat distressed. or your head is
stuffed by nasty catarrh or cold,
apply little pure, antiseptic. germ
destroying cream into your nostrils
Ii penetrates through every air pas
sage. soothing infiamed. swollen mem
branes and you get instant relief.
How good it feels. Your nostrjls
are open. Your head is clear. No
more hawking. snufiling, dryness on
struggling for breath. Get small
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm from any
druggist. Colds and catarrh yield like
magic. Don't stay stuffed up. Relief
is sure.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
The Proper Way.

81 wish You wouldn't growl so
much." declared the wife. an ex-
actress.
why shouldn't I growl when the
meals are cold?" retorted the hus-
band.
You took me from the stage TO be
your wife"
Il did,
Then if you disapprove of the way
] play the part kindly express your
disapprovai by means OF hisses."
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
LITTLE SURPRISES.

Next time, Jack, / want you 70
come earlier and stay longer"
There's nothing the matter with
you, sir. No charge for consultation.
Good morning, sir"
''Norah. you can have the afternoon
out if you want it; you don't have 10
spend all your time in the kitchen.
Young man, there has been some
complaint that you are trying TO do
two mems work. Take things easier,
and we'll raise your salary"
Mrs. Guernsey. here's the cup of
coffee we borrowed of you yesterday
morning"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Deserves = carneoie Medal.

"1e will lose his life some of these
times trying those dangerous expert
ments he is so crazy about"
You astonish me! What has he
done?"
"He went into a barber shop this
morning and when the barber asked
him if he wanted n shave he said:
No. just haircut; ] use a safety
razor"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Apart from the legal aspects OF
the case, the particular point here
is that it furnishes additional evi-
dence OF the fact not only that
advertising pays, but that its re-
suits can be directly traced and
accurately measured. This mea-
surement is not always 50 easy
where more than one medium Is
used, but it is feasible.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Al So She Wins Bee

The little red schoolhouse won a
unique victory over the modern school
during an old-fashioned spelling bee
here, Mrs. e. b. Finley. 81 years old
defeating % graduates of high schools
and colleges.
Five OF Mrs. Finley's opponents
were eliminated when the word 'ren-
aissance' was reached. "Vertiginous'
caused seven more to quit. The word
rendezvous" left only three. Forts
simo" eliminating two, Mrs. Finley be
came so excited that she missed the
next word. tuberculosis. Ohio Dis
patch in New York American.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Violated Traffic Law

Joseph Kelly. colored, was fined yes
terday by Police Justice Welch 81 and
costs for violating the traffic law. He
turned ST. Anne's Circle in the wrong
direction. He was arrested by Patrol
man Lowman.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
ALWAYS Optimistic.

"Your husband is always optimistic,
isn't he?"
Yes. He never lacks a cheerful
word"
What did he say when your water
pipes burst the other day. and you
had 10 be without a fire in the house
from morning till night?"
"He said he was glad that he had
q nice warm Office to 20 to-"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
MONDAY, MARCH 6, 1922.
by HARD WORK ALONE

1t is just as the poet said :;
slope springs eternal III the hut
man breast" The hope Of
making a fortune overnight IS
so strong with some over-zealous
adventures that they will not re-
linuuish il. no matter how many
perish through their machina-
tions. Year by year the list grows
OF those who have taken cold
blooded advantage OF this unlver-
sal human hope, and year by year
grows the list of those who III
this way have been cheated out
Of their hard-earned savings.
BY myth as current in the
old world as are the folk tales,
America is made out TO be the
land of overnight fortunes. At
his Mothers knee the child has
heard of the wonderful opportuni-
ties here in America and as a
youth these tales fire his imagi-
nation. You have but to invest
a few pennies, it is said, and un-
told dollars will come back to
YOU. Where ones lot i'll life IS
as difficult as it is in some parts
of Europe, such delusions find fer
tile soil.
And ever the pathetic story IS
the same. There is opportunity
in America; more opportunity Tor
the average man than there IS
anywhere else in the world. Alad-
din and his wonderful lamp could
produce no more abundant riches
than we have produced in Amer
ica. Tke treasures and store
houses Of olden days were puny
compared to those we have laid
ZIP and created. There is some
truth in these stories of Americas
opportunities. !
But our wealth is not acquired
bv any such mythical ways as
those may believe who have no
knowledge of the conditions un-
der which these fortunes were
made. They are not overnight
fortunes; they did not come into
being because someone invested
a few dollars i'll a wild venture.
The unfortunate victim who falls
a prey to such delusion inevitably
falls into the hands of pitiless
sharpers and swindlers. !
Our wealth is the result of
work of head aud hand. 1t is
wrested from the soil, dug up
from the earth. or made out of /
raw materials in precisely the
same way in which it is created
elsewhere. 1t is often the result |
OF long hours and hard work. The
only difference between America
and other countries is that here
in greater numbers than else
where the average individual may
find opportunity TO engage i'll an
equal contest with those who are
likewise engaged.
He has unlimited access to op- |
portunities here which do not eX-
ist in other countries. Ii he will
seize upon them and make the
most of them, he will realize his |
ambitions the more readily.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Wider Field.

What has become of that bill collec.
tor you used to have?"
Hes not her any more"
81 didn't think you would ever let
him go. He was too good at getting
the COIN
'IIe was good at getting money out
of people. So good that a big college
elected him president"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
IN THE ORIENT

The Arabs first used orange bios
some in bridal wreaths.
The discovery of chemistry and bot
any is credited 10 the Arabs.
The japanese are the strictest OBJ
servers of the rules of sanitation.
The highlands Of Mongolia vary in
altitude from 5000 TO 1900 feet.
Bachelors are barred from holding
positions in civil service in Turkey.
The Chinese have observed their an
nual dragon boat festival since 450
II. C.
In Japan workmen wear upon their
caps an inscription stating the names
and business of their employers.
In China conversation usually be-
gins with the question, How old are
your rather than How do you do?'
Persian women, who until seventy
years ago were nonentities outside
their homes, now enjoy the same privi-
leges as men and are rapidly rising
out of their old-time slavery.
The 100000 Filipinos and their an
cestors have been civilized and Chris
tians for 300 years; the non-Christian
population of the islands, according to
the recent census, is less than 100000.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
PlTHY PARAGRAPHS

Deviate an inch from the right
path and in time you will be a
thousand miles from TRUTH.
Peace will come through the
eradication of epidemics and
famine and the restoration of
normal relatlons.-Henry L. Da-
yison.
The real alignment today Is
not America against Japan, but
liberal America and liberal Ja-
pan together against the jingoes
who would be-tlevil bOth.-Har-
ry Emerson Fosdick.
Advertising has become the
great teacher OF progressive liy-
ing. II breaks old bad habits.
Ii creates new good habits. Ii
keeps the public abreast of in
venti0ns and improvements
Frank Presbrey.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Isn't II Strange

that yeast is claimed to be neces-
sary to perfect health, and beer,
which contains exactly the same
elements, is harmful9-"Fliv.", in
Baltimore News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
ASSIGNEE'S SALE
Or
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE
In the Fifth Election District Of
Anne Arundel County. Md.

Under and by virtue of the power of sale
contained in a mortgage from Annie Cath
crime Ealhnan Clinton W. Rallman and
Catherine Balmah. his wife. dated on ia"
md day OF August in the year lSSG. and
recorded dmolg the Land Records OF Anne
Arundel county Ia Iiber = H. No. Is folio
1Na. the Undersigned as Assignee of said
mortgage. will ofTer at public sale at the
Court House door. I'm the city of Annapo-
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Eaciiitatinn Results.

"The Office" said the idealist
ought to seek, the man
Yes" replied the conspicuous
patriot. But judicious advertising
makes the man easier to find"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Rath-r Fresh.

Joe-For my part, think women
are the salt of the earth.
Mae-Gness you're right. when you
consider the number Of men they have
driven to drink
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Castro a castaway.

Castro can not come in here.
That's the answer he has gotten,
1t gives many reasons but
They Just total: Hes too rotten"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Personally We claim that women
have right. to smoke if they want to.
but we would hate to see a housewife
making pies with pipe in her mouth.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Virtue alone outbuilds the pyramids; !;
her monuments shall last when Egypt's
fall.-Young.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

A lie. though it be killed and dead,
can sting sonetimes-like dead
wasp-airs Jameson.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Bachelors are barred from holding
positions in civil service in Turkey.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
GEMS OF THOUGHT

The morning hour has gold in its
mollth.-Franklin.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Love may not make the world go
round, but it makes the young mans
arms so round waste places.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

An act of charity pushes a man
forther along the road to glory than
an act of heroism.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Because rne peace dollar won't
stack is no reason why it should be
traded for poker chips. = GAINESVILLE
Gazette.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

The highlands Of Mongolia vary il
altitude from 5000 10 300 feet.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

There are two vipers in India, one
about twenty inches long and the other
about four feet long.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Now is the time to think of winter
hats; it doesn't cost much TO think.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

The Arabs first used orange bios
some in bridal WreathS.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Baseball players as a rule are not
poetical. but most of them believe
that a home run in time saves the
nine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

is said to lose the power of changing
It's color.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Some men might Just as well be in
sane for ali the sense they've got.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

The centipede is active and ferO-
cious. 1t has many joints and each
joint has a pair of legs. 1t is ven
omouS.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

No cucumber frame should be with
out one or two toads.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
New Tar0et.
Mrs. W

Now all the big and little wits.
Who qUip and quiz and roast.
Are raining all their merry hits
. Upon the parcel post.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Hoods Dependable Fruit Trees and Plants
send for 1922 Catnlog 81 Once.
Quality Grown Nursery Stock. True to
name. Moderate prices. Our catHlog de
scribes in detail our complete stock oi
fruit and ornamental trees. grape vines and
other small fruits, Evergrcens. Hedg,
plants. Roses and other shrubs.
W. r. HOOD & co. (Est. 1860
Dept. IO-3025 ChamberlayDe Ave.
Richmond, Va.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

Snakes are rare or the Istlmus OF
Panama. During the first fifteen years
of American occupation OF the canal
zone The hospital records show only
one case Of snakcbite.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06
Made NO piference

Before she was married she was
constantly on the lookout for hus-
band
"Well?"
"And since she got one she is still
constantly on the lookout for him.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

ONEIDA, n. Y, Mar. ARRESTED
for minor offense. Gordon Seybold,
Oneida. ~ Y, ex-service man. says
State troopers swung him up by his
wrists and pummeled him TO get a
confession. The American Legion has
engaged counsel to probe the charge.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

WASHINGTON, d. c., Mar. 3-Dis-
abled emergency officers of the World
War would be retired on an equal
basis with regular army officers by the
terms of the Bursum bill. sponsored
by the American Legion The bill has
already passed the Senate
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1922-03-06

The boa constructor is rarely more
than 10 feet long.