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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08

'Dejad que en- todas parties sea hbre
el pensaMigntO' u efeo que me
entienda.
ST Ia nfente que engendr0 ese arti-
culo quiso apagar el fuego ardiente
que vive en- nosotros, los socios de es-
ia magma sociedad, fracas6: iloso-
|tros sabemos bien en- que emplea esta
sociedad sus fondos, y nos entera-
mos de todos sus movimientos; porque
en- la Asamblea General Sc leyeron
los inensajes de diferentes niembros
del Cuerpo Directive y mediante el
''bOletin" Sc han enterado todos los
soeios que no pudieron asistir la
Asamblea y asi quedamos todos en-
terados de la labor noble Y ahtrufsta
de esta sociedad. ssoA 4ss
Quien no siga los movim6ientos que
tienden a ennoblecer este pueblo la
tino, que tienden hacer progresar a
nuestra patria, es un vulgar ignoran-
| Ite.
Yo siento mucho, Sr. AIbanese, que
!, I'd. haya representado un papel tan
!bajo en- la comedia intitulada, Era
ternidad Escolar''
Yo, como todos los. miembros de
esta sociedad, he sentido el guam
tie que nos ha azotado ell rostro, y 10
henos reeogido y hemos protestado.
ST I'd. tiene argumentos para con-
testarme, Sr. Albanese; contesteme.
Demuestre que su afticulo fue pro-
ducto de su propia conciencia y de su
propia nlente.
Creo que no debo decir If. NADIA nEsa.d mas
[por ahora.
! Angel vando.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08

El Concurso que inciaramOs hace me-
nos de IN mes que seguira su eur
SO haeta fin de ahO, ha despertado en-
San Juan Y la Isla, un entusiasmo in
descriptibIe. No queda un solo dfa sin
que lleguen a las oficinas de Ell I'M
PARCIAL, cientos de, cartas conte-
niendo' I'm sinndinero de cupones v,
con ellbs, aigunas lfneas pidi6ndon6s
informes sobre tai o cual duda que
abrigan algun0s concursantes.
Fuera discussion, los que han sa-
lido gananciosos esta Vez, SON nues-
tros anunciantes, pues desde que
el Concurso esta en- pie, raro es Ell
lector de Ell IMPARCIAL, que no Sc
lee, una, dos, tres y mas veces cada
anuncio todos los dfas, en- busca del
que le. falta la palabra que en- cada
edici6n nosotros suprimimos, precisa-
mente para cumplirl enni laiidea pri.
mordial que nos sugiri6 elitO tOoncufs0,
o. sea, obligar a nuestros leetores q
no tasar inaivestidOs los anHncios de
hhedtrO periodico, hastaI ilacef de es-
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IA TRIBLfaA DEL PUBLlcO
IRA TERI IID DAD ESCCL AR


Para deshonor de la Escuela Gem
tral Superior de San Juan. este tftu-
10 { Fraternidad Escglary era 81
que encabezaba un articulo publicado
el dia tres de abriI en- el diario, El
Mnndo", v digO para deshonor de Ia
escuela, pofdue en- el Sc atac6 a Ia
sociedad que mas honor da esta es-
cuela.
POGO me importa la firma que apa-
rece al terninar el articulo, pues esa
|fitlna es Supplements hn seud6ni-
mo. este esta claro.
Y losque tai articulo comentaba, de-
lmas esta contradecirio, aunque va el
|lsefor BelavaI, digno presidente de
Inuestra sociedad, Sc stonn6 Ia fnoles-
| tia de contrarrestar los argumentos
que en- el Sc exponfan.
Pero. Is. vainos IA molestarnos
veamos Ell segundo parrafo prinnero,
lporque visto que casi todo el artfculo
es una solemne pedanteria, es el pro-
ducto del rencor, de ese rencor, de
Iesa antipatia que mace siempre al ca
flor de ideas vulgares, cuando una ac-
sci6n noble Sc esta llevando a cabo en-
alg1n lugar del mundo. Toda accion
Ibuena, toda acci6n altruista tiene ene-
migos, acknowledgements es verdad.
Pues dice Ell autor incognito que los
T. d - ~
fines primordiales de esta sociedad
tales como: socorrer a los necesita-
ldos, contribuir a la cultura y ell pro-
greso de nuestro pueblo, proporcio-
nando sana lectura de sn biblioteca,
Icelebrando conferencias, etc., han pa
lsado ser secundario en- la vida de
esta sociedad.
| Pues bien, Sr. Albanese, va que I'd.
lfitma dicho articulo, contesteme; con-
testeme 81 le ses possible estas pregun-
| Itas: SCuando e Cornite de Socorros
| de esta noble. sociedad hal desatendidp
una petici6n que Sc Il, haya heeho &
lyNo contribuye esta sociedad la
Ecultura vel progreso de nuestfO ptie-
fblo, hacienda venir hasta nosotros los
hombres mas ilustres del pals quie-
mes su vez nos ofrecen sas expe-
riencias en- ell mundo social v polfti-
GO Acaso, Sr. AlDanesen a. e - ias pueI-
tas de su 6lDiioteca Sc nan ceErauo
alguna vez y especialnaente durante
este afio aIguno que ha recurrido q
ELLA en- Dusca' de lnstruccionE g. tHo .I., le-
70, pues. Od. g mIoIme me- oel ll., e. Dl,
Dilotecarlo 2 u AsamDiea n1.oas Seneral' e
lnIollne ue essuvo Z guy e s. ,Y's,- W
sln POT spASlO us sTes res msses 49, ~,
so y. AfPaLsse' : pesaI us i0s fAsso y
1tpe ese4 qne essa' soe,suau massas M
- sus lqn1Ys1 no ao n@ llssaaY sHs
Ioiaos lso 9s's ~ que e1el SAes nan il
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08

Dos ciudades bien distintas van a
alzarse en- Paris: la ciudad de las
Olindpiadas v la ciudad Universitaria.
Y he aquf que mientras la segunda es
algo que esta en- proyecto, que vive
sslamente en- las grandes hojas de pa
pei en- que ilustres arquitectos levan-
taron quinericos palacies internacio
males a los dos lados de una inmensa
Alaaiaa. IaI aegqnda les un hecho, una
Eiudad Que habra surgido de la tie
IRA sea en- el bosaue de Bolonia, sea
en- Ell de Vincennes-un dia determi-
nadeI del laao 1924, III
s!35 lnillohesl coskafasha ciudadsde lbs
dgpOftes,l IS lhillJties que pagAraf en-
tire Ell Estado frances v Ia Villa de
PARIS Y So :naciopss ceneuarifan a.
ellz, trayendo sus mas famosos atle-
tas., Todo clio estap fijado va CON una
precision absolute. Tai dfa, de tai
mes del afo 1924 Ia ciudad de la
fuerza Sc habFa levantado suntuosa
con shs nunier6s6 esstadf6s Ga aue
una multitud gigantesca rugira, como
en- IS rircos ds Roma, ante l6s honls'
bfss de cueFp5 estatuarios apac
d dAstrezas d esfuerzos ifaadits ss 4
sfo no. No Is solo el quito a Is
fHeIza 10 que 1ls pretende eelebrai
en esa cindad que. en- Paris VI aIzar-
Sc en hoinsfaj je sla Fllerza Paris,
euna dc psnsanniehto, no pddla olvi-
dar que. a Ia fuerza va unida la be-
lIeza y que Id belleza requiere pOetas
que Ia canten v pintores y escultores
que Ia fijen en- el lienzo ' en- el mar
mol.
/ Asf, el programa de M. Damelou,
prganizador de la gran solemnidad,
es algo mas vasto.
.'Nosotros queremos -ha dicho- que
esos Juegos Olimpicos sean el torneo
ae todas las elites para celebrar Ia
belleza de Ia lorna, tai como era en-
Ia anfigasdaas
An aftes dc sd iranguraci6 81, va
Il s{y{ifst stast,,Ya KalfTS nf1,naSIX s., III
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08
PAsAPoRTRs

El Gobernador ha expedido pasa-
porte para embarcar a Alemania,
Frshcia, Inglaterra, Italia Y Espana,
Al Sr. Felipe Vidal viIaret, de Ponce
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08
f,b III Fir AINIc IIA.T TH s1
II AS D)lOlsS7C D)lOls JDADES

"Pero no es todo. Ell arte drama
tico, con sus Representations al aire
libre; la coreografia, con susa acortejos,
sus desfiles, sus movimientos agrupa-
dos v coordinados, sus danzas; las le-
tras, con sus poetas celehrando los
vencedores dc, los torneos; Ia escul-
tura Y. IA pintura inmortalizsndo las
fermas v las actitudes; Ia mdsica, con
aus corps u .sua orqaes tsndran ALI
81 puesto y colaborara1i a Ia mayor
inagnifieehcia."
/ Ii E,,lI't il
Ii 9od0 ella es hernapse, .ssih duda.
Pero el sabio Mauricio Croizet, qhieif
ha sidp interrogado acerca de, esta
bella idah qde tiehe stoda Ia gracia
elegante de las fiestas gliegas, hase
mostradu un tafito pesihAista "Los
campeonatos de sport nos dice. -ex-
cluyen en- cierto nodo la meditacin
v. ayggs tsIssf sue y fsfhEs dsle
Indispensable las cosas del esprit
ring de boxeo, Ia ansiedad de las ca
Ia violeT fQ etE
sea POGO com 6ibls la hem
cidn que requid d III aici6I poe
,tics musical, esp ID d rt
il lektura 0 Ia 6ntei I6n
obi maestro"
Ese mismo ehtusiazhid que feifa
por La realizaci6n de Ia cfddad de las
Olimpiadas, v esa misinA Indifferent
cia con que Ell p1blico en- general We
que no comienza constfuirse Ia
ptra ciudad, la de los estudiantes, Ii
de la ciencia, son una lpfneba eviden-
tie de 10 que va a suceder cuando en-
la primera Sc intente vestir Ia Fuer-
"a con Ia fina t1nica de la4poesia, de
la mdsica, de la DANA.
Son ya hechos pasadoB, epo que
IAdn heAaps de vS1 rebi Itl q nnu-
.chas veees. Carpsnffer, a spuks de
su derrota, recibido por una nultitud
inmensa y nevado en- hombros, como
un fdolo, por las GALES de Paris. e
Pierre Curie,. ell descubridor del ra-
diums tfaha5ando en- vSgonzosas
condolences en- una barraca De tablas.
Berthelot llevando a cabo descubri-
niientos en- una misera cociha- -Becqne-
rel, en- fin, por no citar otros, fabri-
candose el misno, faIto desayuda, stIs
Instruments de 6ptica.
Danzas, cortejos, desf1es, poetas d.
cantan a los vencedores, pintores que
los divinizan en- el lienzo y escuito-
res que los innnovilizan para siempre,
eternamente j6venes y eternamente
hermosos, en- Ell marlnol en- el brOn-
ce. IMagnffco! iEstupendol Pero el
pnblico que sale empujandose para
asaltar cOches Y tranvias que han de
devolverle sus hogafes .donde "a le
aguarda el peri6dico relampago que
no onite un detalle de los torne6s,
ronpera las cadenas de danzarines,
desorganizara los corteios, derribsrz
de sus pedestales q los poetas y pi-
soteara, ciego, sus echalinas, sus me-
lenas y sus cuartiIlas.
70 me imagine Ribera Cheyre-
mont, subido en- una pipa de melao q
Ia salida del hip6dromo de Santuree,
santandole, en- bellos versos, al caba-
10 .triunfador. A POGO, afrastrada
por aquel mar impetuoso de especta-
iores. Ia pipa habrf salido dando vol
seretas. y eI robfs EQstizIo habrf
perdido su tempo 81 5mbre
LaIs plas lsis.
Paris. MARIE dl 1922
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-08

Il afqditeetura habfa ocupado 81 1u-
gar en- la construction y la disposi-
ci6n de los edifcios, de las piscinas,
de los campos deportivos, en- los cua-
les la estetica v la tecnica estaran
hermanadas. Y en- esa ciudad en- que
triunfara Ia ammonia de Ia iinea, los
atletas han de hallarse corlo en- su
casa"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02

Wednesday afternoon between
the hours of 3 and 5, Mrs. I. {,
Leak was the charming hostess
at Bridge, in honor of Mrs. Hugh
May, and Mrs. Ralph Coldren, of
Philadelphia. The eight tables
were arranged in the parlor,
where cut flowers were used in
decor ations. After several pro-
gressi5ns the hostess served a
sala1 course with accessories.
To Mesdames Coldren and May,
the hostess presented handsome
salad sets. Mrs. R. W. Ford cut
highest and was given a beauti'
full Jerusalem cherry plant.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02

with autumn flowers and ferns
Five tables were arranged in the
living room and hall where games
were enjoyed for sometime be,
fore the hostess served a delici.
GUS hot course and accessories.
Wednesday at noon, Mrs. w.
C. Leak entertained about twenty
of the very youngest society
set of Rockingham, in honor Of
her little three.year-old niece,
Jennie Peagues May, of West Va
After games and romps in the
lawn ice cream anG waters were
served.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Mr. and Mrs, Hugh May, of
Welch, Va, who have been guests
of Mrs. w. c. Leak, leave Tues.
day for their hons in West Va.

One of the prettiest parties of
the Fall was that on Saturday
evening, when Mrs. Fred Bynum
entertained the members of her
Duplicate Club" honoring one
of it's members, Miss Elizabeth
Cloud, of Hamlet, whose marriage
to Mr.. King Breeder, will occur
Nov. 18th. Guests were hidden
at 7::30, and when the last one ar
rived, each found her place at
one of the four tables, by Japan
ese Maids" place cards, and a
four course dinner was served
Oyster cocktail, followed by
chicken croquets, cream mush-
rooms in patties, hot rolls, grape
fruit salad, on lettuce, nut par.
fait with an ice center, angel
food cake, black coffee, roquefort
cheese, and Guava jelly. Tables
were cleared and the Duplicate
Boards were played off, after
wards Mrs. Bynum presented
the honoree with a set of hand
some bread and butter plates.
The Club prize was cut by Miss
Kathryn Mcdonald, a dainty
piece of lace lingerie. Those
playing were: Mesdames Howard
Hartzell, Bennett Nooe, J. A
Lambeth, Mrs. Corpening, o1
Illinois, Jake Hinson, ]. M. Led
better, A. G. Corpening, June
Diggs, Kathryn Mcdonald, Ros;
and Jennie Parsons, Elizabeth
Cloud, H. c. Wall, |. S. London
Billy Everett, w. X. Jones.
Mrs. Ralph Coldren and littl'
daughter arrived in the cit,
Tuesday night from Philadelphi;
and are guests Of Mrs. Coltren'
mother, Mrs. James Bethel a
Mr.. Beverly Payne's, on Bungs
low St.
Tuesday evening Mrs. w. {
Leak entertained in honor Of. he
house. guests, Mr.. and Mrs. Hug
May, Of West Va. The horn
was most attractively arrange
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
S @ c | A L
ICoutrlDuted)

On Saturday afternoon between
the hours of 4 and 6 o'clock, Mrs.
w. A. Porter entertained at a
charming birthday party for her
two daughters, Misses Susie May
and Grace, in honor of their birth
DAYS, nine and five respectively
twenty-five of their little friends
were hidden to the party and all
came with gift for her special
friend who was entertaining her,
Games were played for quite a
while before the guests were lnVlt'
ed into the dining room, which was
most attractive with Halloween
decorations-pumpkins, black cats,
witches, etc. On the table were two
cakes, one with nine and the other
with five burning candles. Finally,
Mrs. Porter, assisted by Miss Bessie
Coley, served ice cream and wafersr
then the birthday cakes were cut,
and before the little folks left each
was presented box OF mints as
souvenir of this happy occasion.
A very delightful Halloween al
fair was a 'Get-together' evening
of the Episcopalians down at the
lodge of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wall
in Wolf Pit on Tuesday evening
The members were all at the church
at 5 p. m. and left in automobiles
for the lodge. The approach to the
lodge is attractive and specially SC
with the Halloween lights, etc.
which made the place a very fairy
place. The house was agloW with
shaded lights, black cats, witches
and pumpkins and Mrs. Wall, who
is always on the alert for a catchy
idea, had placed at the entrance {
pumpkin with the injmction II
bold black letters, Park Here
which made everyone think tha
really was the thing to do. Enter
ing one found a CHEEKY log fire
burning in the salon. Lights shad
ed with red and yellow shades dec
Grated in cats and witches, fruit!
passing to the living room up stair
Miss Janet Farley, in Gypsie cos
tune, told everybody a good for
tune. Halloween games were play
ed and enjoyed. Messrs. Hartzell
Ralph Hunsworth, Mr.. Moore ant
Beverly Payne entertained witt
many catchy songs, and finally sup
per was announced and everyon
went down to supper. Plates wer
served to each and in this plate wa
a delightful lunch, fruit salad il
apple cases, two kinds of sane
wiches, crackers, hot coffee. Aftc
supper more games were playe,
some toasted marshmallows, other
popped corn, and a good time ger
orally was enjoyed until late be,
time when all departed for til
city by moonlight, declaring this
have been the most delightful tim
in many moons.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Rockingham Sc, Ellerbe o.
Continued from Front Page)

ed, and the eligibility of the play
ers settled. By this schedule
Rockingham will play Hamlet at
Rockingham tomorrow, Nov. 3rd.
The winner will then play Fay
ettevile Nov. 10th. Ellerbe will
play Sanford at Sanford tomor-
row, and the winner will on Nov.
17th play the winner of the Rock
ingham. Hamlet Fayetteville tri-
angle. And then on up.
Here's hoping that at least one
of the three Richmond county
teams will climb to the top, and
be in at the killing.
Rockirgham's Season.
The Rockingham team has sc
far had a very successful season
, The team is in good condition
+; and working smoothly; an evi
idence of this is the systematic
manner in which it swampee
the Ellerbe team here to tune O
Sc to 0.
! Last year Rockingham bea
Ellerbe $3.50, and one week late
defeated Hamlet team 21-0. |
history repeats itself, the loca
lads should nose out another vic
tory against the Hamlet boy
and then be ready to play tn
Fayetteville hEnch one weel
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
What 1t Meant to Her.

"HuW strange" murTlured the sweet
young thing, as she looked the interior
of the bank over with critical eye,
''how strange"
what Is strange"
"What is stranger" asked by
standar.
THAT sign over there. Why don't
they make it read Information instead
OF 'Tcller?'
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
WITH
! fHE:.
linn
ne N
SPEAKING ILL OF AN INN

''If I owned this hotcl," said the
irate guest, rd,-Id-"
"Well, what would you do?" asked
the proprietor Of the Eagle house.
I'D turn 1t over to friend or
mine who's an entomologist. Know
what that means?'
Ne"
"A bag expert. l believe he could
study all the known varieties, and
some new ones, without getting of
the premises. s."-B.rmingham Age-Iler-
aid.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
FORCE ar HABIT. MAyss

"Who is the fellow in a sport carFf
''That's Harold Heartbreak, the
movie star. He gets paid big SAL
ary for just making love to beautiful
women"
"ln case like that a man WOULD
have some inducement to work over
time"
"He's evidently been working over
time. His wife is suing him for di-
vorce and names six correspondents. -
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Miss Florence Reynolds.

Miss Florence Reynolds, aged
46, died Wednesday at her home
at Roberdel. She was the daugh
ter of E. S. and Rebecca Rey
nolds. The funeral was conduct
ed this (Thursday) morning from
the Roberdel Methodist church
at II o'clock, and interment a
Bear Branch cemetery.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Can't Fool Her.

The Poultryman-Certainly, ma'am.
It's this-yeur's chicken. I'll guaran-
tee it.
Mrs. Junebride--I don't see where
you get the nerve to tell me that
when distinctly remember they were
wearing the same style CT head orna"
ments two years ago.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
A Lille Bit of slarney.

Mistress-Maggie, l can't have you
entertaining policemen in the kitchen.
Maggie-Sure, mum, an it's big
heart We have. was sayin' to Michael
O'Flnn only last night that it ia
spuke tn word ye'd let us have tn
,irawin' room.-London Answers.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Has Been About Some.

"Your boy has graduatedT'
"Yes." said Mr.. Grabcoln. "Now he
wants to go abroad and see something
of the world"
"Why don't you let him see America
firstT
"You couldn't interest him in .
proposition like that. He travelled
with the football team.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02

"Are you going to have brass band
at your next political rallyT"
No" replied Senator Sorghum.
"The last time | used Il brass band a
sarcastic opposition editor referred to
the occasion as Il concert and sent a
musical critic instead of political re-
port Star.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
npA Of lis

"Iyc Just been having talk with
John ]. Public, who tells Gle that
rs John J. Public an individUal?"
"The person have in mind is fit
representative Of the downtrodden
masses. He's trying to support wife,
six children and ,motor car on $500
a year"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Home Humor.

"Oh, dear" cried Mrs. Mason, seiZ-
Ing spoon, Here's fly in my pre-
serve"
"Ill bet it's tie worst jam he ever
got into in his life," her husband
chuckled daringly.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Appearances.

"Yonr constituents say, you are over
confident with reference Ia, the com
Ing election
That's the impression I desire to
create" confided Senator Sorghum.
"But you may rest assured that lsy
personal nonchal&nce is an outward
appearance to which my busy cam
paign managers will pay no attention
Whatsoever" "--Washington Star.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Mrs. Hiram T. Baldwin.

Mrs. Roxie Baldwin died sud-
denly of heart failure Wednes'
day night about 7 o'clock at her
home at Pee Dee No. z. The
interment was at the Old Scotch
cemetery this Thursday morn
ing at IL.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Just EIatterX.

IT understand the photographer
praised your beauty very highly"
, "Yes, but I've looked in vain for the
last six months and he has yet to dis
play in his front window the por-
trait he took Of me-"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Mrs. Fannie Stoqner.

Mrs. Fannie Stogner died at Rob
crdel No. 2 Sunday afternoon, fol-
lowing a second stroke of paralysis.
The interment was at Pizpah Mon,
day. She was 6S years old and
widow of the late w. NJ. Stogner.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
EMBARRASSED street.car Patron.

wait for the car to stop, and don1
get on until 1t does stop" yelled tn.
conductor Of an open surface car to 1
woman making desperate efforts to gel
aboard as the car slowed up slightly o.
the corner.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
antastic.

Eagle Eye-Heap big artist. Him
says he bin lookin' for Injun like
me. Him Civ me dolla,' JUS for let
tin i'm draw my face.
Coiling Snake-Hum, yum. I wish /
'ad mug like yours.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Possibly So.

Her Second Eusband-No, ] can't
go out With you this evening. l have
some work to do 1T the office.
Mrs. Pstlnger--You've neglected me
slamefully ever since we've been mar
ried. If my first husband was alive
YOU wouldn't dare to treat me so.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Couldn't Be a Pleasure.

First Gentleman (bowing)--I be-
lieve I've had the pleasure Of meeting
your wife once before.
Second Gentleman--If it really was
a pleasure doubt very much If 1t was
my wife you met.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
His Modest Wish.

Mr.. Dobbs during quarrel)-When
/ die you must be sure to marry soon
again, Lucy.
Mrs. D.--Why?
Mr.. D.-Therell be some one then
to sincerely mourn at my departure !!
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Striving to Please.

II have here some flowers for muir
derer."
1--WE have no murderers in PUNK.
vile Jail, madam said the town SER
geant. 1--WE have wife beater; will
he do?'
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
ApparentlY.

BOSS, is you connected with de
courthouse"
Eyes"
"Kin you help me out? I wants n
marriage license"
"No, I'm a police magistrate. Best
l can do is to give you a year in Jail.
You're after life sentence.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02

An Advocate of Simplicity.

"DO you like bridge"
mo" answered Cactus Joe. 1t
looks to me like one O. them games
where they put in lot of arithmetic
SOS to take regular card players
mind off'n the run of the deck
Washington Star.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Why He Lest Appendix.

"Say, Bill, they tell me you've just
had your appendix taken out" said .
friend.
That's a fact" replied Bill.
"serves you right! You should have
had it in your wife's name. London
Tit Bits.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
The Difficulty.

"He's kinder to his second wife than
, he was to his first"
Eyes, but his second wife keeps In
sisting that he's not nearly so kind
| to her rs her first husband was"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
DEATHS.
Continued from Front Paee)

Confederate armies. Surviving
are three children: W. c. Phil
lips, of High Point, Roy Phillips,
of Rockingham, and Mrs. Gordon
Fletcher, of McColl.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1922-11-02
Just Fiattery.

II understand the photographer
praised your beauty very highly"
"Yes, but I've looked in vain Tor
the last six months and he has yet
to display in his front window the
portrait he took Of me-"