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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08
PERSONALS

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Items for this column will Be
gladly received by Mrs. Harvey
telephone ll4.W. Readers3 owe
it to tbsit xuests I and to them. (
selves "a see that items of local =
intere.t5are reported. Every item
will be lxen proper eonsidsra- =
ton when-source IL known. -. \
Ole T. Moe of, Mcintosh was a
business caller in. the city Saturday:
$40 If
Miss Adair Hofaf;, ca student at the
State Teachers college, went to her
home at Tenstrike to spend Sunday.
Read our free offer in our large
encouragement. Huffman & o'L ;aE!s
r. F. G. Troppuaan left this morning
for Minneapolis, called there by the
death of his sister which occurred
Sunday. o.: 49,.
Polar Pie. Ask for II. 2-14tf
Karl Klug and family expect to
leave tomorrow afternoon for Couer
d'Alene, Idaho, where's Mr.. Klug will
operate barber shop. - -.
-. il H. -. 4: ssssEs2Ea ~ z
Mr.. and Mrs. Lester, sAchenbach,
entertained Mr.. and: Mrs j. D. VIM
ter at dinner Sunday evening at their
apartments in the new Kaplan build
ing. trcEss==ss-<447 III
Have your painting done by prac-
teal painter. Cali, Rhodes, ALL,
for estimates. - - - 80 3d5-8
The original tags are still on the
furniture-come and see how the
prices have been cut. Huffman &
O'Learv. 1d5-8
An 8k-pound BABY girl was born
Sunday morning to DR.. and Mrs. D.
H. Garlock at St. Anthony's hospi-
tai. Mother and baby are reported
to be getting along nicely.
Dance at the old armory Tuesday
MATT, May 9th. Dance starts at 9
o'cloS%: Music by Schuck's Apiece
Jazz Orchestra. 4d5-9
J. C. Littlewood Of Minneapolis
spent Sunday in Bemidji as the guest
of Mr.. and Mrs. C. L.. Mikkleson,
Doran apartments. He returned this
morning, making the trip by auto.
$4,000 to, loan on farms. Dean
Land company. LIST
Misses Martha Mag, Kate Hines,
Ella and Ava Sonstrud, all employees
at the Abstract office, spent the week
and Mrs. T.. N. Satire and family.
Cook With Gas;
Howard Palmer left Sunday for
Minneapolis to resume his studies at
the University of Minnesota, where
he is senior in the civil engineer
ing class. He will graduate with his
class on June Ia.
A new and complete line of cards
forSEothers' Day, at Bemidji Book &
1Ieitionery Co., formerly Pioneer
House, 2d5-8
DR.. G. H. Zentz and Mr.. and Mrs.
c.. L. listed and family motored to
Gonvick Sunday where, afternoon
services were held, DR.. Zentz preach
ing at the service. They returned to
Bemidji Sunday evening.
Polar Pie. Ask for it. 2-14tt
Mr.. and Mrs. E. G. Swanson and
little son Howard, and Mrs. Rose
Koors, who came to Bemidji last
week to attend the Koors-W arield
wedding, returned Saturday night to
Minneapolis. While in Bemidji they
were guests at the home of Mr.. and
1 Mrs. j. H. Koors.
Polar Pie. Ask tor It. 7 .2-14ti
Mr.. and Mrs. George 2Rhea and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. H. NJ Mckee
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. E. J. Let
ford, Mr.. and Mrs. E. R. Evans, Mrs.
Paul Yaple and little daughter Mar
ion, Miss Anna Hoag and Miss Mar
tina Fibigar, mOtored to Lake Julia
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08
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Polar Pie. Ask for It.

Mr.. and Mrs. E. G. Swanson and
little son Howard, and Mrs. Rose
Koors, who came to Bemidji last,
week to attend the Koors- Warfeld'
wedding, returned Saturday night to
Minneapolis. While in Bemidji they
were guests at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. j. H. Koors.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

DR.. G.. H. Zentz and Mr.. and Mrs.
c.. L. listed and family motored to
Gonvick Sunday where afternoon
services were held, DR.. Zentz preach
ing at the service. They returned to
Bemidji Sunday evening.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08
Polar Pie. Ask for 1t. Z .2-14ti

Mr.. and Mrs. George &Rhea and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. H. n Mckee
and family, Mr.. and Mrs, E. j. Let
ford, Mr.. and Mrs. E. R. Evans, Mrs.
Paul Yaple and little daughter Mar
ion, Miss Anna Hoag and Miss Mar
tina Fibigar, motored to- Lake Julia
Sunday where they enjoyed pic
mic dinner.
Mothers Day cards at Bemidji
Book & Stationery Co., formerly Pho
neer Stationery House. 2d5-8
Mr.. and Mrs. A. P. White and Miss
Leila Stanton returned Sunday eve
Seing from short business and
&'easure trip to Minneapolis. En-
x home, they stopped off at Lake
g. IbeM, near Brainerd, for few
ehours Sunday. They made the trip
by automobile and report very en-
joyab!e time.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

Everything in the house is going
in the sale starting Wednesday at
Huffman & O'Leary's. 1t So
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

A new and complete line of cards
for<aeothers' Day, at Bemidji Book &
i1sationery Co., formerly Pioneer
IStationerv House, 2d5-S
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

Howard Palmer left Sunday for
Minneapolis to resume his studies at
the University of Minnesota, where
he is senior in the civil engineer
ing class. He will graduate with his
class on June ID.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

J. C. Littlewood of Minneapolis
spent Sunday in Bemidji as the guest
Of Mr.. and Mrs. C. L. Mikkleson,
Doran apartments. He returned this
morning, making the trip by auto.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-05-08

Misses Martha Mag, Kate Hines,
Ella and Ava, Sonstrud, all employees
at the Abstract office, spent the week
end at Bass Lake as guests: of Mr.:
and Mrs. Il. N. Satire and family.
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- Dance at the old armory Tuesday
MATT, May 9th. Dance starts at 9
O'Clock. Music by Schuck's Apiece
Jazz Orchestra. 4d5-9
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$4,000 to- loan on farms. Dean
Land company. 1-1St1
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
NO OFFENSE IN FACTS

Temperament enters strongly into all the activities
of the gener that to have been expected tnat
political campaign between two women would become very
before finished Imperial County has had the
and two running tor polltlcal
courtesy maintained until the end Where woman
is against woman however, the stress upon nerves
too great.
to direct attention the preparation which each OF the
candidates has had for the place sought All TINS mas pee
done with perfect good nature, but the campaign had to
around these considerations because was the es
sentia point involved As matter OF TACT the discussion
of qualifications which has been made in the Recorder race
constitutes the ideal method OF conducting potea CAM
paign. So. :,
Mrs. Hobby has felt very great sense of injury be-
of the recitation of facts and from the stump ana IN
her authorized publicity has charged the fress anu oei
with "sngng mud.'
Of course there ought be any offense in an an
alysis qualification and experience Unless the public
were to file waivers and Mrs Hobdys election,
discussion in impersonal OF the preparation which
candidates have had for the office sought Is the
most kindly and courteous method OF campaigning 'haI
could be chosen. - =,
Mrs Hobby is an agreeable lady doubt. No doubt
also the occupation of public office would suit her personal
situation and solve her personal problems IN way very
satisfactory herself 1t would so much Tor many
other excellent ladies' There two deserving LADIES' IN
voved There each of whom finds the Recorders
office her liking and of them must be eliminated
While the layman knows little of the Recorders office
except that it is of the jobs to be filled business ana
professional people realize that it important place
and that the security of titles depends upon the accuracy
and the understanding with which the office conducted
Mrs. Hobby is typist She is not and never has been
a deputy in the Recorders office
Miss Barry the Chief Deputy She has been trained
by years of experience in the duties and responsibility OF
the Recorders office and In the law governing It's
She has served chief under two recorders and has the
endorsement of County Recorder that the county has
She supported by the abstract companies and
general by all those who have technical understanding
of what is required of Recorder.
These facts There is offense in them. There is
mud singing They the real considerations involved
whether the choice between women, two be-
tween man and woman.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

caught hold of it in his front paws.
Then, all hosting together, they lifted
the piggie boy out of the thorn bush
without scratching him.
"Rnn along now,' advised Uncle
Wiggily, "and don't crawl under any
more thorn bushes.'
The animal boys thanked the bunny
and went off to play ball again. Uncle
Wiggily hoped to the store and got
the pound of sugar in n bag.
AS Uncle Wiggily was hopping home,
near the thorn bush, all of sudden,
out at him jumped the Woozie Wolf.
"This time III have your ears!'
howled the Wolf.
Uncle Wiggily threw something un-
der the thorn bush. The Wolf saw him
do this.
"What did you throw under the
bush?' asked the Wolf.
"Oh, just a pound of sugar. an
swered Uncle Wiggily, careless like.
1T was only pound Of sweet sugar"
"Only a pound of sugar. howled
the Wolf. THE idea. Don't you know !
just love sugar with nibbled ears? Now
I've got to crawl under that bush and
get that sugar. After that III nibble
your ears"
Not knowing the bush had thorns
on it, the Wolf crawled under. This
he could easily do from that side, as
all the thorns pointed in. He picked
up the bag of sugar, but when he tried
! to crawl out again to nibble tho
bunny's ears, the horns, now pointing
out, caught in the shaggy fur of the
Wolf and held him fast.
"Oh, help me out. Help me out! .
howled the Wolf.
"Help you out to nibble my ears
Not muchl" laughed Uncle Wiggily.
" You are welcome to the sugar-I can
get more, but can t get any new ears.
Goodby!'
And away hoped the bunny, but
the Wolf remained caught fast in the
thornbush until his wife came in the
night and dug a hole under the bush so
he could crawl out
Once again the rabbit gentleman
fooled the Wolf And if the straw hat
doesn t come down out of the attic to
hide in the pocket of the fur overcoat
to get warm, TN tell you next about
Uncle Wiggily's coaster.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
SLOW DRIVING

In most communities where street traffic has become
serious problem emphasis is placed slow driving until
it to be assumed that this almost the only
of safety.
Slow drving-whch implies careful drivng-is prob
ably the important factor congested streets but it
is by the only factor worth considering There
times when rapid drivng-which may also be careful drv
ing-is extremely useful.
1t is fact easily demonstrated that the slower traffic
along any street. the the that street
will crowd together with resultant danger pedestrians
crossing the street and to the vehicles themselves When
allowed to run freely open stretch,
traffic is oosened up behind them everybodys
age
Wise traffic regulation must know when to let vehicles
go fast well as when to make them go slow.
Far too many murders lately but less than Volsead
percentage of what there four five ago. The
main difference is that the slaughter is private and
unorganized, and therefore unsanctifed.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
REWARD FOR A POSTMAN

The most curious thing about the $4,000 beques left by
Terre Haute woman to her postman reward for
continuous courtesy and obgng service is that the
public should think it curious If she had rewarded do
estc business epoye for similar courtesy and service
nobody would have thought anything about it.
People collectively symbolized by Uncle Sam,
pretty negligent in this matter of recognizing their obga
tons to postal employees These public servants work.
class harder longer hours steadily and faith
fully than the majority of private employees and do for
less pay than their intelligent service would command in
private enterprise. 1t is well that in while
of their hundred million employers calls attention to the
deserts of their class by rewardng some particularly de-
serving individual.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
WHERE SHALL THEY ALIGHT?

With the promise of arpanes which will cross from
New York London in day, speedy mall and
commercial service already installed between American
cities and the prospect of fvver planes available for all
men, matter of convenient landing places becomes
tonal problem
One authority believes that will think moth
ing of flying 100 miles to work day and he predicts
that the downtown sections of the big cities will be rooted
provide lighting space for planes He points out
that the who flies from city to another loses
much time in getting from the outlying field to the business
center which is his objective If he could land top OF
the section where he wishes be- time saving would be
served
present the problem largely of the big cities,
but will be general to the country before long Last
10000 commercial flights alone covering 100000
miles, were made without casualty This just begin
ming in this mode of transportation. 1t will spread
others have 1t too for towns big and little to
consider adequate landing places for arpanes newt
able phase of their development.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
Novemher 4. 1907

Four hundred acres have been signeG
up for the growing of eantaloupes thi:
coming season and growers are perfect
ing an association for the handling OF
the crop.
Mrs. s. W. Honaker demonstrate
that flowers can be grown in lmperia
Valley as well as elsewhere. In hen
gardens she has produced chrysanthe
NUNS, verbenas, mantanas, carnations
marguerites and Oleanders.
livestock men organize an associa
tiOn for their own protection and tC
work for legislation needed by them.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

"Wait minute, Uncle Wiggily!
Wait minutel' called Nurse Jane
Fuzzy Wuzzy as the bunny rabbit gen
tleman hoped down the steps of his
hollow stump bungalow one morning.
"Eh! What's thatl Some one at
the telephone, asked Uncle Wiggily,
, turning his ears toward his muskrat
lady housekeeper and with the other
| listening for the telephone bell.
cit isn't the telephone, Uncle Wig
But no bell was ringing and Nurse
| Jane said:
gily. / just wanted You to wait n
moment before you 20 adventuring |
want to ask you to bring me back II
pound of sugar
| "I'll do that!" promised the bunny
rabbit and then with 4 twinkle of his
pink nose, for he was feeling very
jolly that morning, away he hoped
over the fields and through the woods.
Uncle Wiggily had not gone very far
| before he heard some childish voices
calling:
"Pull him this way.'
"No, pull him out the other way!"
"Don't pull him! Push him is what
we ought to dol"
"Don't push and don't pull! You re
| tearing me to pieces! Stopl'
This last cry was louder than any of
the others.
Goodness me, sakes alive and some
apple butter ice cream!' exclaimed
Uncle Wiggily. "Those are some of the
animal boys and girls, Pm sure But
| whatever has Happened"
| ITnclo Niuoilty bnppaI nnorer anna
bushes, from behind which the excited
cries seemed to come, and there the
bunny saw n strange sight.
| Johnnie and Billie Bushy tail, the
squirrels, and Jackie and Peetie Bow
Wow, the puppy dog boys, were pull
ing at FIoppy Twistytail, the little pig.
| Floppy was half hidden beneath a
bush, and he was making as much noise
as two little pigs caught under n gate.
"Pull him out!" barked Jackie Bow
Wow.
"Push him out' chattered Johnnie
the squirrel.
"Let me alonc!" squealed the piggie
chap. "You re filling me full of stick
ers Ouchie-wouchie!
"Here! Herel What s the matter?'
cried Uncle Wiggily, as he hoped tow
ard the bush.
"Floppy crawled under the thorn
bush to get the ball that rolled there
when we were having CATCH" ex-
planned Jackie.
"And now he can't get out" added
iPeetie.
"We're trying to pull him OUT" said
Johnnie.
"And / think maybe we'd better
push him instead of pulling" said
Billie the other squirrel boy.
Don't do anything!" squealed
fFloppy. "This is a thorn bush and the
thorns are sticking in me from all
sides. If you pull me or push me
they II stick me all the worse. Help
me out, Uncle Wiggily!" begged the
piggie boy.
Uncle Wiggily put on his glasses and
looked at the thorn bush. 1t was q
bush with long, sharp stickery thorns,
pointing in two ways. SO that when
some one was under the bush they
could neither be pulled or pushed out,
backward or forward, without being
caught on the thorns.
"There is only one way to get Flop
py out" said Uncle Wiggily. eve
must lift him straight up out of the
middle Of the BUSH Then tho thorns
won stick him. Straight up will do
the trick
They got long pole, held it over the
lniddle OF the thorn bush and Fioppy
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell Of
Imperial Valley for This Day
in Past Years
TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO
Nnven her 1Q01

Arizona people who have settled in
the valley believe that February is
the best month to SOW alfalfa here
where there is plenty of water. In Salt
River Valley they sowed earlier in the
season because water was not plentiful.
a representative of the government
bureau of soils is making chemical
test of the soil of Imperial Valley.
! Practical farmers are Judging the soil
by the crops whiehS they see growing
here.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
TEN YEARS AGO
November 4 1912

: FL Centro churches unite for n great
revival service to start in December.
c. L. Coggins, Imperial, announces
that he will build garage in this city
and make this headquarters for the
Buick agency.
Gas rate reduced from 1926 per thou
sand feet to 80 with five per cent dis
count for payment of bill on or before
the tenth of the month.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

Chicago" Mystery" the moonshine
drinking mule of Fred Benson, got his
owner in Jail yesterday. Mystery got
ugly after several "drinks" of moon
shine mash and chased several pedes-
trians down the street. Mystery and
Benson will explain to the judge today.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

Chicago-lowa s acceptance of an in
vitation to play Yale again next fall
is something for the faculty committed
to decide at its December meeting, ac
cording to Major Griffith, commissioner
of athletics in the western conference
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

Denver-Divorced October 13 at &c
dar Rapids, Iowa, w. b. Phillips and
Bertha r. Phillips decided to make NJ
and were married here Yesterday
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

Germany is coming TO the front il
aviation. Some day she may slip some
thing over Oh the French.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
Tom Sims Says:
Funny things just will happen. W
ship spaghetti to Italy.

Funny things just will happen. We
ship spaghetti to Italy.
She tells us you must use your head
to make bobbed hair long.
They are pulling wires TO get
monopoly on wireless.
''Walk Out On Dancer r''-Boston
headline. That g stepping on her.
An ideal husband is man who gets
his weekly pay every night.
Irene Bordoni wants to start 4 kiss
ing school One school where pupils
will love their teachers.
Nine white men have lost their lives
trying to film the Sahara Desert. Pre-
vious to this it has been filmed in Cali
fornia.
Less than two months until Christ
AaS. IL ~ TIME IOT ldtHtr 10 DtS III
discussing the poorhouse.
Hannah Eldred saws being 100 years
old is great. 1t is great, Hannah, but
it takes so long.
You may eat chicken with your
fingers" says etiquet hints. You may,
but you may need q hatchet.
In Cincinnati, woman claims thou
sands have died from kissing. This is
nothing compared to those dying to be
kissed.
Germany is coming to the front in
aviation. Some day she may slip some
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
THORN BUSH
BY HOWARD r. GARIS

Copyright, 1922, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate)
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

The long skirt is here for two sea
sons and doomed for two seasons.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

In Cincinnati, woman claims thou
sands have died from kissing. This is
nothing compared TO those dying to be
| kissed.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

Many a bean plays second fiddle.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-04

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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-04-22
PLAIN QUESTIONS TO HURLEY
PEOPLE
Every Hurley Reader VIII Admit the
Soundness of the Logic.


Wtuld Hurley people recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills as they d., If the
medicine were not rel able? Would they
confirm their statements after years
have elapsed if their experiences did not
show the remedy to be deserving of it?
Statements Ink the following must carry
conviction to the mind of every reader:
E. Rosenberger. retired harness
maker, Maple & 3fd SITS, Hurley says:
81 have had kidney trouble for several
years and treated with various medicin
es | will say that Doan's Kidney Pills
which used off and on for the past year
have given me more relief than any other
remedy have taken. Can honestly re-
commend this remedy as an excellent
one from the experience had"
Mr.. Rosenberger gave the above state
ment September 6, 1910 and on Feb
ruary g. 1918, Mr.. Rosenberger said; Il
can conscientlously say that Doan's Kid
ney Pills are sure relief for kidney
trouble. They always helped my back
and rid me of kidney complaint and am
glad to confirm my former endorsement.
Price 60c at all dealers. Don't simply
ask for kidney remedy get Doan's Kid
ney Pills the same that VIZ. Rosenberger
had. Foster Milburn Co.. Mfgrs. Buffa-
10, NJ Y. Adv
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-04-22
Preventative Medicine.

The tendency of medical science is
toward preventative measures. 1t is
easier and better to prevent than to
cure. Pneumonia, one of the most
dangerous diseases that medical men
have 10 contend with, often follows
cold or attack of the grip. The
cold prepares the system for the recep-
ton and development of the pneum-
opia germ. The longer the cold hangs
on, the greater the danger. Take
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as soon
as the first indication of a cold APP
pears so as to get rid Of it with the
least possible delay. 1t is folly to
risk an attack of pneumonia when
this remedy may be obtained for a
trifle.