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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-20

Where lots are large enough
to Justify, they will be adver-
tised in the papers. Others
will be displayed in the win
dows and on the counters,
with a Thrift Special" sign
There'll be many golden
savings opportunities for you
Watch our ads, windows ard
counter displays during the
month.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-20
CHAPTER I

CHAPTER Z
CUTTING LOOSE THE ANCHOR
Finally the breaking point came in
the married life of
JOHN BARRETT and his wife,
ANITA. The tedium of matrimony
was intolerable for the husband
and now, after 10 years Of a
ried life and despite the love he
has for his two children, he an
nounces that he is going to leave
his home and offers himself to
MYRA DEAN, a woman of the
world. With her he plans to seek
adventure ava from the hum
drum of daily toll.
Barrett goes to Myra's apartment
and finds that she is about to leave
on a journalistic assignment in the
Near East. He asks to accompany
her.
GO ON WITH THE STORY
Myra Dean regarded Barrett I'M
easily. Then with an effort she
summoned a elaboration of man
ner calculated to infect him too.
Look here, Jack, I'm not mean
ing to preach, heaven knows, but 10
years of marriage do bring their
responsibility. Aren't you really
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-20

lars (~illustrated), were enthusiast
cally accepted in America and are
very fashionable for fall.
Now comes the news that high
collars are advocated. Every de-
signer seems determined to invent
some sort of high collar that resem-
bles the Victorian choker which U
mothers wore. As yet they have
been adopted only on a few dresses,
suit coats and winter wraps.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-20

The latest fashion news from
France stresses the importance of
the collar. Sleeves, which held the
spotlight for a couple of seasons,
are still important, but now all the
Partisan designers have begun ex-
perimenting with collars and neck
lines OF various kinds.
Their ~early-season offerings - the
V-shaped and the deep Bertha col
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-20
Marion Adelaide Naylor

MIdIIUu AUC1"IuC N"J'OH
Syracuse University this year lays
claim to having the real twentieth
century girl enrolled in the eresh-
man class-Marion Adelaide MAYOR.
She has the distinction of being
the first girl born in the twentieth
century, having arrived just as the
clock finished striking IL and 1sn-
cred in the new century.
She Is a real twentieth century
specimen of girlhood. She plays
Basketball and tennis. rides horse
back. is an excellent swimmer and is
learning craftsmanship. She plays
Evening star., 1922-05-10
Meals a Child Can Prepare.

When the mother-housekeepe s
children are little she cannot expect
to have many holidays away from the
home. but when those children reach
the ninth or tenth year they should
learn to cook certain dishes 50 that
mother may have an occasional day
away from the strain OF housekeep-
ing. All those years that mother
spent devoting herself to her helpless
little ones should now be rewarded
by q carefree holiday at least once
every two weeks. If a maid, hired
to do the cooking. needs her day
OUT once a week, why does not
mother, who does her own cooking.
also need this brief vacation?
Baked dishes are best for little
hands to prepare. For there is no
fire near the overland mother need
not worry while she Is away about
the danger of her child's catching fire.
The child should be taught to turn
on the drafts Of the stove, but not to
touch the lids; for. when father comes
the coal-or some neighbor could
perform this slight service. The fol-
lowing supper menu is simple one
for a child to prepare:
Grapenuts Dish.
Bread. Butter and Jam.
Hulled Berries
with Milk.
Grapenuts Dish-Put one quart of
Evening star., 1922-05-10

0opphone for an -esti-
uaaeo for ARcoLA COM
pletely installed in your
hopoe. You are entitled
to + whether you order
o. not. =. 49,.
Evening star., 1922-05-10
Jumper Enters New Sphere
BY ANNE RIT1ENHoUsE.

Women may be Indifferent to the
song of the shirt" in winter, but
when spring arrives they listen. If
they decide on a suit to, greet the
warm weather. they know it means
endless blouses. If they decide that
| separate skirt is an admirable pur-
chase. they realize that the shirt
waist or jumper must be depended
| upon to furnish the variety to a cos
tune that goes on every day.
This spring the popularity Of the
Jumper makes the separate skirt a
wise purchase. 1t relieves one Of the
TO the costume. The jumper is a
simple way out of the difficulty of
! hfiing ones waistline. ones skirt
band; Why We have both when we
spend our waking hours crying to
conceal them is a question for the
they are never seen? ITO hear
answer women. But you never
! listen," say men.
They are the lazy woman's delight.
these Jumpers. Opaque. they do not
crepancies in the undergarment;
! they make no demand Of perfection
from the skirt belt, as it may hang
| low or fit high; they have no but
| tons and buttonholes, no hooks and
eyes nor snaps. One lifts the arms,
the shirt slips over, the deed is done.
Surely that is the ultimate economy
Of time, If one must dress at all.
Europe has been building up these
| fashions in jumpers while we have
continued the sweater and the white
waist, or worn the beaded trans
parent 'georgette crepe blouse tied
with a. string around the middle.
Therefore, we, in our present amia BILE
! frame Of mind toward these newer
garments, find generous assort-
ment for our picking and choosing.
To u.s.. the world seems full of diff
! ferent designs in them. The truth
| is they have been constantly worn
| for over a year abroad by all the
smartly-dressed Europeans and we
| are getting the Old and the new
/ mixed. They are all good.
They are in coarse knitted fabric,
; in machine knitting, in crepe de
chine. colored and white. in coarse
linen with bright embroidery. The
sketch shows one of the new French
| kind which indicates that they are
| being launched into a more formal
! sphere of dressing than they are
| accustomed to find themselves in.
Evening star., 1922-05-10
EFFICIENT HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA KIRKMAN.

sweet milk in a large baking dish.
Add to it one cup of uncooked grape
nuts, one-half cup Of granulated
sugar. one cup of raisins and two
well beaten eggs. Bake one hour in
a moderate oven.
The following dinner menu is also
simple enough for a child to carry
out. OF course, mother has left the
cold meat, the rhubarb and the pud-
ding, ready to be served. So the only
hot dish Is the Norwich cream pota-
toes. which a nine-year-old child can
easily bake:
Sliced Cold Beef
Stewed Rhubarb
Norwich Cream Potatoes.
Tapioca Molds.
Norwich Cream Potatoes-Cut five
medium sized cold. boiled Ieft-over)
potatoes into very small pieces,
sprinkle them with one-half teaspoon
full of salt and one tablespoonful Of
-four, and put them in baking dish
with one pint OF milk. Chop into fine
pieces bit. OF. American cheese the
, size of q domino, and sprinkle this
over the potatoes. Also sprinkle a
few breadcrumbs over the dish, and
bake one hour in slow oven.
Answer to "B"-The zone egg" at
the top of the recipe you sent me
should have been "one cup of sugar
otherwise your lemon sponge pie
would have been entirely unsweet-
ened.
Answer to Bride Alice''-Foamy
Sauce: Beat the yolks of two eggs.
add one cup of sugar. then add three
tablespoonfuls Of hot milk and one
half teaspoonful of vanilla. Beat two
egg whites stiff and stir these in.
Serve.
Evening star., 1922-05-10
Nodded Lemon Sponge.

powdered gelatin In one cup Of water.
Put one-half a cup of water with
eight tablespoonful Of sugar and
the rind of one lemon cut thin. Place
In saucepan on the stove to steep
for ten minutes, then add the gela-
tin and stir until it is dissolved.
Strain into dish. When it is cool.
add the juice Of two lemons and the
white of one egg, and whip 1t until
II becomes q white, stiff froth. If
the sponge is to be put into g. mold,
part OF 1t may oe colored red. Pour
into the mold just before 1t begins
to set. Let it stand for half an hour
to set. Serve with whipped cream.
Evening star., 1922-05-10

embroidery and openwork combined
The curious touch lies in the en-
broidery 1t contains little tabs
that are fastened back like enve-
lope flaps.
Well, one should not be aston
ished at whatever the fantasy-makerz
do. A designer who could make
paper clips popular and in good
standing on a velvet gown can go
far and the public will follow.
Copyright, 1927
Evening star., 1922-05-10

parsley, 2 tablespoons French dress
ing, 4 hard-cooked eggs, / teaspoon
full chopped Capers or chopped
pickles, salt and pepper, lettuce and
boiled salad dressing.
Combine the olives. celery and
onien juice with measure Of French
dressing. Hard cook the eggs. cut
them into halves crosswise. mash the
Evening star., 1922-05-10

yolks and season with salt, pepper
and the chopped capers or pickles.
Divide the olives in five mounds on
lettuce l>aves, refill the cavities in
the whites of the eggs with the sea
soned yolks. place half an egg on
top of each mound of olives and
serve with boiled salad dressing
naSsed In q separate dish.
Evening star., 1922-05-10
Mint Sauce,

Pack sonne mint leaves in jar until
it ia half full, then fill up with vine
gar. when wanted for use, pour off
some Of the vinegar and heat some of
the leaves in it until they uncurl
then sweeten to taste
Evening star., 1922-05-10
Green Olive and Egg Salad.

This recipe serves ave and its prep
aration requires twenty-five minutes.
Use~f cup diced and stoned Spanish
olives; l cup diced celery teaspoon
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1922-09-21

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The Washington times., 1922-05-21
Story with an impossible Ending

@CCUPAT1ON Of picking place for spending their vacation
being Mr. and Submerged pamphlet
catalogues and advertising
Summer
a
help with allow the maids
country
buds diem
OF at the former place had esd
scenery fifteen minutes.
Finally Mr. Harmony suggested tentatively mar(
what tentatively enid
ourselves better the country farmhouse"
To which Mrs. Harmony answered. wit IS follows:
why, John, think right
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

feelings hurt. II gets to be Q reyu-
lar scandal. Passengers are kept
busy unscrambling themselves. II
seems Uncle Elihu stops the car
sudden about every three or four
minutes when the wind blows be-
cause he is laboring under the de-
lusion that he Is running into Q
load OF hay.
That is about the time bicycling
Is getting to be a great hobby with
one and all. and the bicycle finally
puts the long. flowing whiskers out
Of business. Whenever one OF
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

these Rip Van Wrinkles leans over
the handlebars to make a little
speed. his whiskers catch in the
front wheel and he does an An
nette Kellermann with a double
flop and lands on his back in the
road.
Then. again. . feller trying to
hop up on his bicycle invariably
steps on his whiskers. So, one
way and another, !whiskers gen.
orally get chewed of and ragged
and are gradually reduced to q
hedge.
The Washington times., 1922-05-21
By Roy K. Moulton.

"Other popular styles have been
the Imperial, or Louis Napoleon. .
dainty whisker for fastidious wear
ers which covers only a portion Of
the chin and can be easily tucked
in the vest at meal time.
"The Muttonchop, or Ear. Nun.
worn by General Burnside, has
quite q vogue In banking and other
circles. They passed out about
the time OF President Arthur, al.
though their traditions are kept
alive BY, Chauncey M. Depew and
former Secretary Redneld.
"The Smith Brothers are q reli-
able whisker for Spring or Autumn
wear. not too light nor too heavy.
coming In two sizes. II has had
quite a run and 10 still found on
wrappers.
"The Admiral Won TirpitI has
not been SO popular In this coun.
try. although taken up socially in
the past by one or two Of the Van.
derbilts. Since the World War
they have almost entirely disap-
peared below the horizon.
THE Charles e. Hughes is a
neat and not gaudy whisker, very
serviceable and parts readily. This
is among the most ornamental Of
the late models. This whisker
comes in colors, one shade being
known as the James Hamilton
Lewis, this being scenic rather
than utilitarian.
"A natty model or artistic do.
sign is the Poincare, which does
not require much attention. It 10
a panatella style of the Buffalo
Bill imperial. II has been very
prominent lately.
The Horace Greeley was an old
model, which seems to have passed
entirely out. II was sometimes
called the Necklace model, for the
reason that It always appeared to
be draped over the Adams Apple
on a string. It was an almost GER
tain preventive OF tonsilitis in cold
weather, but most persons pre-
terred the tonsilitis."
"But the doctors say these here
whiskers are parking places for
microbes" says Elias @. Higgin.
botham.
81 believe in letting every man
take care Of his own microbes and
train them az he sees at. Any.
how. they got to let these whiskers
grow and get them out Of their
whiskers."
But, a lot OF prominent guys
still stick to whiskers," says Elias
Q. Higginbotham. 'T noticed by
the group photographs that there
are quite a lot Of whiskers In the
United States Senate"
"In say there is," says Quincy,
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

ut sEE, says Elias V. hleBln-
vi botham, that the soup
= busters and whisk-brooms,
otherwise known as boards. are
coming back into the style again
and that the fad started at Sacra-
mento is going to be made unan.
imous. But / suppose It is a free
country. that is, free for whiskers.
"Whiskers are an ancient and
honorable institution" says Quincy
Todd, and II any man wants to
disguise himself as q Harlem goat
or o. busted sofa It Is his own bust
ness"
Il believe any guy ought to 50
live his life that he can meet the
world face to face" says Elias q.
Higginbotham. IL don't see why
any man has got to hide behind
bush. And / also suppose the
necktie manufacturers and BARRIERS
have got a right to make q living"
"The trouble with you Is that
you are too progressive" says
Quincy. Now, | remember when
whiskers are to be seen on almost
every map In this country. There
is hardly a hero on the stage or In
a magazine story who has not at
that time got nice curly alfalfa,
and the heroine always runs her
fingers through his silky beard.
Back in them happy days Of under.
brush and spinach, any guy who
does not raise a set Of lace curtains
or at least a pair Of ear-muffs is
no guy at all and Is q failure IN
life.
THE first thing q young man
does In them days Is to grow q
slight strip of down on his upper
lip, and when you can see that
without an X-ray examination he
sets about the serious business OF
raising the more important crop Of
dingledanglers. II the mustache
does not come fast enough he Gov
ers his upper lip with cream and
gets the cat to lick It of.
; when a birds whiskers get so
. long he can wrap them around his
waist and use them for a belt he
is looked upon as the most sub,
stantial citizen in the community.
, There are so many whiskers in one
OF them old-fashioned photograph
albums that when you open It up
II looks like a mattress catalogue.
When a guy is shy Of burlap on his
chin they say Of him: 'Aw, he
: amt much Of success. He has
got whiskers only about six inches
: long and not so thick at that
after a fellow gets these whis
kers all raised. It does not matter
whether he ever does anything
else or not, and most OF them do
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

not. He can save enough in neck
ties and shaves to keep him. In
them days three BARRIERS could ac-
commodate the whole Of New York
City. and them three would have
to do . little paper-hanging or
sign-painting on the side to exc
out q living.
"The barbering business has
went through several periods OF
prosperity and depression since
the Pilgrims landed on Bunco Hill
or Mt. Ararat or wherever It is.
Every barber had. ort by this time
to know enough to have . good
side line ready to send to bat at
any moment. It IL like the show
business. It ID a constant victim
of the prevailing styles.
What is true OF whiskers is true
Of mustaches. Mustaches have
ranged all the way from the pom
derous coffee strainers such as af.
tected by General John A. Logan,
to the Charlie Chaplin toothbrush
effect.
But the grand old institution OF
whiskers dates from the beginning
Of time and thunders down through
the ages. The old Egyptian kings,
judging by the sculpture, had whis-
kers made Of rope.
"One Of the most sweeping et-
fects and the one which has lasted
the longest, Is the Noah effect later
known as the Rip Van Wrinkle or
Santa Claus model. This is a good
durable whisker which entirely
docs away with the expense Of red.
flannel chest protectors. They are
very handy for busting of the fur
niture or q man could double them
up under his head and use them
for pillow.
"This style is going at its best
about the time we get the first
trolley car In our little old home
town. The only guy in the town
who knows enough about cleo
tricity to be motorman OF the car
was a little old bird by the name
Of Uncle Elihu. Stebbins, who once
has some experience with an cleo
trio belt.
Uncle Elihu has anybody In
that town beat in the way OF
whiskers by latitude, longitude,
depth at high tide, horsepower,
kilowatts, wave lengths and an.
nual average rainfall.
But they had to let him go, and
he went to the State hospital.
Every time the wind blows he
stops the car with a sudden Jolt
that sends all the passengers into
a heap In the front end OF the car
and several sets OF store teeth are
wrecked, bonnets crushed and
The Washington times., 1922-05-21
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w HEN Papa JoHrs again, he he'll
" The entertainment that he got has left in a fog
w Next time the marshal will OF come
To make . monkey Of his tum.
The delegates . Genoa all get along $3.50,
Until foolish person to about the dough-
When monsy-tslk 10 on the slate
That's where politensss gets the gate.
The mierobs population will be beat must allow
IL that 10 Uncle Henry's goal
The time has for birtheontroI
The family around the lamp take up the railroad guide
To figure out the trip to mountain or seaside.
And many husbands await
The chance to gladly the freight.
The Hesuards down Coney Isle have
The bronsd and brswny swimmers this
But still, there's to be way
To tell the guards from Msude and May.
The scientists ancient Egypt always in style.
There lot of slsnsy, daring Hsppers by the Nile
Those sirls made dear old Egypt hum
Befor. they put Il the bum.
The spoos very lively since A. Conan Doyle
Some folks getting but there's nothing much fear
The spirits got big black eye
whsa Vel'tssd made the country dry.
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

Accordin' to one Of them hair re-
STORM ads your hair has a hidden
charm" Wonder II that's what
mother was lookin' for when she
used to give your head the third
degree with a fine-toothed comb?