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The Press., 1922-05-25
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The Press., 1922-05-25
WONDERS OF SCIENCE

Beyond vaueas entertainment he Mistress interesting from another aspect in that many striking discoveries of modern science are the and these modern miracles are here shoW time the
 One interesting these is the transmission of which has actually been ac- complished of the pictures making up The Mistress is here shown for the first time From the African desert the voyagers flash photographs the office of New York news thus making locality that the ransoceanc them. The whole machinery for trans the photographs is clearly shown
 Another important scientific discovery which is bound to plav large part history of warfare is machine which bv transmitting waves melt steel at dis tance miles, This machine only recently perected of these pictures Audiences VIII soc bridge crmpe and metal in few seconds under the mighty electrical waves flashed from station other such scenes make these pictures particularly interesting.
The Press., 1922-05-25
UNIQUE INDIAN OCEAN ISLAND
Christmas Remarkable in That 1t Was Not Populated Before Its Dis
 covery by Europeans.

Christmas Island, in the Indian ocean. is believed to be unique in that if is probably the only tropical island capable of sustaining a considerable pODulatiOn which had never been peopled until after its discovery by Europeans. Except where sheer rock walls occur it is heavily wooded from the waters edge to the summit. Coco nuts and sagO palms as well as many other tropical trees grow in profuslon. Beneath them is a tangIe of tropical undergrowth. but in this jungle are no wild beasts and only few harmless reptiles.
 But one pestiferOus creature is Omnipresent "a wicked-looking red crab. Some of these creatures attain a size of nine inches across the back They do not cOnfine themselves 10 the shore sands, but range all over the island, and always in groups. Some times armies of them march along. They even climb the trees and feast on the succuIent nipa palms. As an off set to the crabs the island unlike virtually every other tropical land is mosuuitolesS. This boon 1t owes to it's porous soil and steep slopes.
The Press., 1922-05-25

There was a pause Ifs there any thing you could do to amuse yourself if excused myself for the rest of the eyening?' said Dalton Drew.
 "Sure thing. Tonight's the night l bowl" said Benson. II thought your appointment wasn't until morning."
 My law work isn't until tomorrow, but I have a sneaking idea I'll go to that dance. You and I are about the same size and shape. Let me go home and slip into your evening clothes. It's 80 now and the dance is at 9. | guess we can just about make arrange ments."
 First there was a telephone com munication with Tom Mateland and Dalton Drew at the Mateland house. Dalton had come to town hoping to be able to go to the dance, he said, but he had no partner. Was 1t possible That his sister would consent to go? Then the florist had arrived with box so full of orchids that little Jane Mateland's eyes OverfiOwed with tears of happiness. At $50 Dalton Drew looking the incarnation of evening pro- nriety. but smelling a little of the For syth's cedar chest, arrived. He was immeasurably relieved to find that the evening dress bought with her grand mothers $50 did not fit so well or look so smart as to rob Jane entirely of her charming awkwardness. Dalton had a great longing to tell Jane that she was the most charming girl he had ever Seen-he knew it would be the first time anyone had ever told he1 that But he didn't tell her then he wanted to wait until he could gather Jane and her stiff pink silk dress into his arms and feel the firm smoothnesi of her cheeks against his own.
 Many a fate has been sealed and i destiny shaped within the five or si2 hours of a Willard junior ball. Tt ! those who sit in the patrOnesses'. box deafened by the music and flaming themselves to keep away the drowsl ness, there seems no opportunity dowI there among the dancers to fall deepl!
 in or out of love.
 But it was possibly the only environ ment in which Dalton Drew could haV' brought himself to this important de cisfon, for the whole place was ladel with associations of his yOuthr Ther'
 was a glamour about it that seemed t'
 close in about him as he started t' dance with Jane Mateland and tha | did not depart from him when tW'
 days later. he found himself back il
 his law offices with the knowledge tha he had asked for and received th | hand of Jane.
The Press., 1922-05-25
"shlmmy" Machine on ships.

COntrasted with starving Europe" millions of Americans are struggling with too much fat, Glenn NJ. Farley writes in the Seattle Post t-Intelligencer. The shipping board was forced to put in "shimmy'' machines on its trans atlantic liners for the accommodation of the over-fat patrons. substan- tial belt connected with a vibrator gives the patient all the effect of a violent "shimmy." The belt shakes its victim like a plate of jelly. and bay windows disappear like magic. One man lost -68 pounds on the round trir from New York to Bremen.
 Americans kick about the high cost of living, and yet buy and consume more food than they require, to the ex- tent that machines must be invented to work off the surplus fat It may occur to some of them yet that the most economical and efficient way would be to buy and consume less food, and dispense with the shimmy machine.
The Press., 1922-05-25
AMERICAN FUNNY MEN CLEAN
Best Known of the CoUntry's Aumor- ists Have Never Had to Resort
 to VuIparity.

American humOr differs from the fun of other countries in a variety of ways without losing anything in the cOmpar- ison. There have been many men of letters in this country who have achieved fame and fortune as funny men," and it is pleasant to remember that practically all of them have won their Iaurels through humOP that aims to entertain and instruct, without leaving anything in the form of a scar. . In humor's hall of fame as Ameri- cans know it are such names as Mark Twain, Bill Nye, James WhitcOmb Ri ley, Artemus Ward, Eli Perkins, Rob ert Burdette and long list of others, few of whom ever found it necessary to throw any verbal brickbats or resort to vulgarity to gain the fOllowings which they enjoyed. Recent years have developed successors to the delightful jokers of other days, but the standard, and In a measure the form of expres- siOn Is Loyalty retained. :
 American humor frequently gains its point through inference rather than rounded expression. ...=
The Press., 1922-05-25
Rndxnuard Seems Needed.

Of the many collections of pearls in India no one can say more than that they make up fortunes that hardly can be even estimated. One Indian ruler. the maharaja of Petiola, is sometimes called 'The Prince of Pearls" When he attends the meeting of the chamber of princes in Delhi or when he dons ceremonial garb in hon. or of a new vicer0y he wears breast ornament of a thousand pearls, valued at S3,OOO, GOO. It is the most gorgeous necklace the modern world ever has seen. A guard of 1.2OO soldiers sur rounds him when he travels with thii great collection of . jewels on hi: breast
The Press., 1922-05-25
ORDER OF NOTICE-state of Con

ORDER OF NOTICE.-State of Con necticut, County, of Hartford 11 Ss: East East A. Middleton of East Windsor vs. John Roman, formerly of Ellington.
 Upon the complaint of the said How ard A. Middleton claiming, for the reasons therein set forth, $10O damages for trespass upon lands of the plaintiff now pending, returnable May 16. 1922 at, 10 o'clock A. M. before the subscri- Der, Wilson A. Barber, a Justice of the Peace for Hartford County residing in the Town of East Windsor in said
 It appearing to. and being found by the subscribing authority that the known to the plaintiff.
 It is Therefore ordered coatain3 that nGtSe Se given said defendant by publishing this order in the stafford6 a Press: news ToS land County once a week for two weeks successively, commencing on or before the 18th day of May, A. D. 1922. l WILSON A. BARBER, Justice of the Peace for Hartford County.
The Press., 1922-05-25
TAX COLLECTORS NOTICE ROrOuRh of Stafford Springs

All persons liable to pay taxes in the warned and notified that I have receiv- ed a bill and warrant to collect a bor- ough tax of six mills on a dollar on list of 1921. For the purpose of receiv- ing the same l will be at the office of P. J. MURRAY & SONS. 23 Main street, Stafford Springs, Connecticut on the following dates: Thursday, May 4th {; Thursday, May 11th; Thursday, May the hours of nine o'clock in the morn ing to three o'clock in the afternoon.
 To all taxes unpaid June 1st. 1922, interest at the rate of seven per cent per annum together. with all legal col lection fees will be added.
 P. J. MURRAY, Collector. Dated at Stafford, Connecticut, this 18th day of April. 1922.
The Press., 1922-05-25
AUCTION,

u ~ R. B. TiTt. Clerk. At the CuSnman place, Westloro 1'll' Cows. 1 Jersey. l Guernsey: 2 Two year old Heifers, One-year old Heifer. Two months old Heifer, Bull Calf one year old, Bull Calf Five months old Sow, Pigs, Turkeys. Geese, 34 Hens, 2 dog. Turkey Eggs, One Horse Buckeye Mower, Rake, Hand Made Market Wagon with Brake, Single and Double Shaft; Buggy Harness, Light Carriage with Top, Buick Touring Car.
 FURNITURE
 New Home" Sewing Machine, a number of Stoves and various other articles too numerous to mention.
 In case above date proves stormy, sale will be held next fair week day.
 CHARLES CHATEY.
The Press., 1922-05-25
Unannrec,s4iun

Mir. Pester-You promised to meet me here at five and I've been waiting more than an hour for you.
 His Wife-Oh dear! Nothing I do seems to suit you. knew couldn't t get here by five. but promised to do So just to please you.
The Press., 1922-05-25
Losr aer Nerve.

Walking with my small daughter, I passed a large tree loaded with mul- berries. She is extremely fond of them, so I said to her: T must pick this big, Iuicv one for yOu." I was about to suit action to the words, when l caught sight of a woman on the other side of the tree. She looked up, laughing, and aaid: "Go ahead" But I .didn't.-Ex- change.
The Press., 1922-05-25
I WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION

On SATURDAY, JUNE Sd, At 1 o'clock at the farm of WILLIAM
 BOWLER in WEST WELLINGTON, all my herd ofCattle and Farming I'm. pIements, consisting of IS Milk and Beef Cove, 1 yoke of Oxen, 1 yoke of Swear old Durham Steers and the following Farming Implements 2 Moving Ma chimes, Potato Planter, l Proute Hoe, l Weeder, 1 Wheel Harrow, I-horse Dump Cart, Planet Junior Corn Plant or, 1 3-horse Surrey, Corn Marker, l Spring Wagon, Hay Rake, Hay Ted der and ? Milk Separators.
 MICHAEL ROBERTS, AUCTIONEER
The Press., 1922-05-25

All persons liable to pay taxes to the Town of Union are hereby Warned and Notified that have received a bill and warrant to collect a Town Tax of 30 mills on a dollar on list of 1921. For the purpose of receiving same l will be at the Town Hall, May 1st and May 31st from 10 a. m. to D. m. Interest at the rate of 9 per cent per annum, plus legal collection fees, will be added
 MRS. EVA A. PROULx, Tax Collect or, P. O. Address, Southbridge, Mass R. F. D. No. 3.
The Press., 1922-05-25
TAX NOTICE

All property owners in the town of Wilmington are hereby notified that l hold a warrant to levy and collect a tax of six mills on the dollar on list of 1 21, payable May 1st 1922, and that l will be at the store of Gardiner Hall, Jr. & Co.,, South WillingtOn, every busi- ness day to collect said tax.
 JAMES SERVICE, JR.
 Deputy Collector.
The Press., 1922-05-25
NOTICE

The Legal Voters of the Town of Stafford, Conn. are hereby notified and warned to meet at the Borough Hall in said Stafford, on Wednesday, May 31st, A. D.. 1922. at 7.3O o'clock p. m.. for the following purposes. to wit: 1. To see if the Town will vote to other business to be done at said meet ing.
 Dated at Stafford, Conn, this 22nd day of May, 1C22.
 VIM. R. TREBLE,
 BURT T. EATON.
 DAVID BISSETT,
 Selectmen. Attest:
 J. CARL CONVERSE, Town Clerk
The Press., 1922-05-25
NOTICE.

All Persons are forbidden trespassing on my property on Village Hill. Any one who Is caught trespassing on said property will be dealt with according to law.
 Dated at Stafford this 18th day Of May 1922 AUGUST SCUSSEL.
The Press., 1922-05-25

TOWN OF UNION
 All persons having bills against the town of Union are requested to present them the first of the month. Per order Selectmen.
The Press., 1922-05-25

FOR SALE-(We have just moved Tn from the country) two good Farm horses. and one good family horse: Black horse, weight 1850, age 8, sound, exra good worker, price very low, $90. Handsome year old black mare, been used peddling milk and for children to drive to school She is all sound dappie dap leg: grey family horse age 2, sound. weight HOO, fat and pretty, regular pet. Will do all kinds of farm work and splendid driver. Any one wish ing a good horse call-at once. Two good driving harnesses. one $8 and one SIP. One good farm harness, $8. Good business $25. Nice road cart $12. Call at George Gary's stables, Stafford Springs. tfs
The Press., 1922-05-25
WANTED!

Old fashioned goblets, wine glasses, glassware, mirrors, crock cry, newspa pers, old documents, almanacs, old prints, chairs, chests, stands, blown bottles and anything old or curious.
 Also second hand furniture in small or large lots. Don't sell your goods to unknown persons. Deal with known and licensed dealers and you will not be de- ~frauded. Write or telephone.
 WARD BROTHERS, 45 Jackson St., WilIimPntie, Conn 1 'PhOne BOG.
The Press., 1922-05-25
DISTRICT OF STAFFORD, ss. PRO- ho+o Court May 22nd 1922

bate Court, May 22nd, 1922.
 Estate of Bertha Deron, late of Staff ford, in said district, deceased.
 Upon the application of Robert De ron, praying that letters of administra- tion may be granted on said estate as by application on file fully appears 1t is
 Ordered, That said application be heard and determined at the Probate office, in Stafford, in said district, on the 31st day of May, A. D., 1922, at o'clock in the afternoon, and that no tice be given all persons interested in said estate, of the pendency of said ap plication and the time and place of hearing thereon, by publishing the same once in some newspaper having circulation in said district, and post ing a copy thereof on the public sign district.
The Press., 1922-05-25
PARAMOUNT THEATRE

THURSDAY FRIDAY Goldwyn Presents "rheodora" Sar Famous Sensational LoveRomance. The Great Motion Picture the World Has Known To see hS A from history you will never forget. SATURDAY, Powell Forest in Loves Boomer ang" with the tang of the Sawdust Ring From the novel "Perpetua," by Dion Clayton Calthrop SUNDAY, Anita Stewart in Her Mad Bargain News and Fables.
 MONDAY and TUESDAY Mistress of the World No 2, The Race for Life thrilling the tales of Arabian Nights WEDNESDAY, Gladys BrOckwe, Lillian Rich and Wallace Macdonald in "The Sage Hen" A Powerful drama of mothers Soul. White Eagle Episode 14 "The Pivoed Rock" with Ru
The Press., 1922-05-25
Quick Disgu,..

"There'x mn9 ia .'v"' N'ho s9ys he wants to lick you sT','' the office nrcnin of the Cmese,'>> '''+ '-i;'fion. "now large .s he?' ask, .',e editor, v.nu ra.s !ne composing :.gnl talk ing n ,"..o of ar editorial on ;re rights ;; Etto rannl%. Hes great hic f,.l;,,>. s:-." "4H ''H!.t.' ra":iFd ,he cd.,,, ..,. c wHinY,'r "!f his 2o, &r and tie. rumuIed his hair disarrH)<ed his dress and Smoared ink on his fH"e, nook :::?., COTS. Go back and tel tne ohs,r.,..,-.,.lis visitor that there is nobody :'a the rTe;A'SAs just now but the galley hov."-Eirmingham Age Herald,
The Press., 1922-05-25

AT A COURT OF PROBATE holden at Ashford, Connecticut, within and for the district of Ashford, on the End day of May, A. D., 1922. ,,,r
 Present, JAMES E. A. KNOWLTON' Judge.
 On motion of Lena M. Durkee, exec utrix, on the estate of Wallace l.. Dur kee, late of the town of Ashford, within said district, deceased.
 This Court doth decree that six months be allowed and limited for the creditors of said estate to exhibit their claims against the same to the execu- trix. and directs that public notice be given of this order by advertising in a newspaper having a circulation in said district, and by posting copy thereof on the public sign post in said town of Ashford, nearest the place where the deceased last dwelt.
 Certified from Record,
 Attest:
 9yuG
The Press., 1922-05-25
TOWN HALL

SATURDAY. Anita Stewart in Her Mad Bargain Also
 Torchy Comedy "Torchy's Millions" WEDNESDAY, Poa Negri in 'The Last Payment Also
 White Eagle Episode 14th, "The Pivoed Rock.
The Press., 1922-05-25

LOST-A pair of eye glasses last Sat urday on East Main. JAMES WOOD.
The Press., 1922-05-25

AT A COURT OF PROBATE holden at Stafford, on the 24th day of May, A. D.
 Pr Present, MICHAEL D. o'coNNELL' Judge. ,r,-.,-,,. od ministratrix, on the intestate estate Of James M. Wright, late of Staford, within said district, deceased.
 This Court doth decree that SIX ed and limited for the creditors or said estate to exhibit their claims against the same to the administratrlx, and directs that public notice be given of this order, by advertising the same once in some newspaper having a cir culation in said district, and by post ing a copy on the public sign post Tn said town of Stafford, nearest the place where the deceased last dwelt.
 Certified from Record,
 MICHAEL D. O'CONNELLI, Judge.
The Press., 1922-05-25

LOST-Sunday, wlsh-bOne PiR, with small diamond. Finder please return to No. High street Reward. "1
The Press., 1922-05-25

LOsT-Pig skin bIIl fold containing | 25 to 30 dollars. Finder please return ! to Press office and receive reward. %1w
The Press., 1922-05-25

New MHleh Jersey Cows For Sale
 JOHN RUDNANSKY, old Jacobsen place, Buff Cap hill. "SWe
The Press., 1922-05-25

NEW GARAGE-On West Main St. for three automobiles. Will be ready to rent by June 1st. First come first serv.
 ed, H. HOTKOWSKI. Str
The Press., 1922-05-25
TAX COLLECTORS NOTICE Tnum Of ITniOn

South Wilmington. Conn.
The Press., 1922-05-25

FOR SALE-HOrGe years old, will work on light or heavy wagon. Reason for selling. CHARLES R. LOHSE. Stafford Springs. ~2Wo
The Press., 1922-05-25

If you have a farm OF land that you wish to sell, write or call on
 H. w. EATON, 26 State street. Hart ford, Conn. 2Otf
GÅ‚os polek. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1902-current, 1922-05-10

nowania cesarza Franciszka Joze-
ia, w roku 1861 zaczela sic rza-
dzic nowoczesnie, czyli konstytu-
cyJnie. Ze Wszystkich narod6w,
Anglia pierwsza rsadzila sic po-
dug praw konstytucyjnych, pomi-
mo, re krol sta} ma czele kraju. Sta
ny Zjednoczone wzorowa}y sic ma
rzadaeh Anglii, lecz jake republi-
ka - ludcss}adztwo.
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mysle j W organizacyach, trzeba
by}o okresliG sobie jakie$ przepi-
sy do rzeczoWego skutecznego DO
rozumienia sic W obradach mad po-
lepszeniem Stosunk6w przedmioto
GÅ‚os polek. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1902-current, 1922-05-10

wych. Ma konstytucye skiadaja sic
wnioski, kt6re przyjete wiekszoscia
gios6w, staja sic prawem, przeciw
ktoremu Mkt zawyrokowac- ME
moze.
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czasu uplynie, zanim wniosek sta
ME sic prawem, lecz przeto tez O
lyle trudniej prawo takie przycho-
dzi obaliG. Sa jednak ustawv M
kt6re wielkiej presyi sic ME kIa-
die, wiec te zaIeza zupelnie Cd
wolf ludu. Cd czasu przyjecia kon-
stytucyi Stan6w Zjednoczonych
sto trzydziestu pieciu laty, zdoIa-
no wprowadzic zaledwis pietna-
GÅ‚os polek. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1902-current, 1922-05-10

l musi, ma to samo znaczenie W L.
stroJu spo}ecznym, co W dziedzinie
lekarshej. w tel ostatniei, wyraz
ten oznacza kompleks cia}a ludz-
kego. Wyraz to }acinski, kt6ry o.
oeJmuJe zbior ustanowionych
praw regul do wykonania czyli
zastosowania.
w nowszych czasach, wyraz
Konstytucya, gra wysoka role pre-
waznie w swiecie socyalnym. Kon-
stytucya, to automatyczny praw-
mix. Jezeli sic chce kogo doprowa-
dzic do porzadku, albo pozbyG ME
przyJemnych wersyi, odnosi sic go
do konstytucyi. Konstytucya, to
GÅ‚os polek. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1902-current, 1922-05-10

scle nowych artyku&ow, chociai
kongres Cd czasu ustanowienia RI
publlki Stan6w Zjednoczonycl
wciaz jest w sesyi, z malymi tylke
wakacyami.
Gdyby ME konstytucya, towarzy
silva, kluby, t. p, rzadzilyby sic
podfug w@asnego widzimisie; CA
sem moze lepiej, anizeli niejedna
konstytucya przewiduje, ale to
rZecz nlepewna, zatem, gdy sic ja-
kle clato organizuje, musi sic or
ganlzoWac ma podstawach praw
konstytucyjnych, inaczej ME otrzy
ma koncesyi i uwazane bywa "a
nlelstniejace, moze bye prawem
limestone prZez wfadze.
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z ostroznoSci lub ma nieprzewidzia
ny wypadek, w odstepach czasu cd
bywaJa sic zjazdy, narady, sejmy,
ktorych celem jest badanie ule-
pszanie akt6w statut danej kon-
stytucyl cZyll reguf.
Jak kazdy inny silniej zorgani-
zowany zespoi, my kobiety w
Zwiazku Polek w Ameryce many
konstytucye, pod4ug kt6rej sic RIA
dzimy. Idziemy postepem, cho-
dzi nam ulepszenie stosunk6w. o
zastosowanie ich ma coraz szersza
skale rozgaleziania sic, to tez ma
seJmach badamy swa konstytucye,
wprowadzamy nowe wnioski, doda
jenny lub ujmuj jenny paragrafy ME
pradyczne, wszystko w celu ule-
pszenia organizacyi wedIug naby-
tych doswiadczen. Konstytucya
jest obowiazujaca zawsze i wsze-
die. Wstepujac czy to do kraju,
czy Jakiego przedsiebiorstwa albo
organizacyi wreScie towarzystwa,
wstepuJemy z zamarem godzenia
sic ma regulamin, kt6ry jest kon-
stytucya czyli dokumentem praw-
nym danej rady. Sejm nadaje Ia
rZqdowi prawo do wykonania
wszystkiego co uchwaliI dIa dobra
organizacyi. Konstytucya, to pier
wszy ostatni punkt oparcia sic
tax poJedynczej czionkini, jako tez
Zarzadu. Sejm, jak Kongres, 20
badaniach, co uchwali, musi weis6
W zycie o lie zgadza sic to z pra-
wem komisyi asekuracyjnej. Seim
ustanawia konstytucye jest mai
wyzsza instancya, a eaten zywa
konstytucya
GÅ‚os polek. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1902-current, 1922-05-10

pierwszy sedzia, kt6ry rozstrZyga
sprawe odrazu. z chwila gdy sa-
mowladztwo upad4o, nasta}y RIA
dy demokratyczne, t. ]. rzady ludo-
we, te zas, by kierowaG sic po-
dug pewnych regul, prawnie, u
stanowily sobie konstytucye, czyli
statuta inaczej jeszcze zwane roz-
porzadzeniami, wiekszoScia glo-
sow uchwalonymi.
Konstytucye najpierw przyjmo-
waly pahstwa europejslde jednA
po drugieh, wedlug stopnia kultu-
ry narodowej. Po konstytucyi pol
skiej, uchwalila Francya swa kon-
stytucye. Austrya dopiero "a pa