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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11
rains Battle
Snow Drifts
IL Feet Deep

DENVER April ii--Th,
story 80 battling their wuy
through terrific blizzard hy
pluughiug through snow driftH
twelve frct deep in some places
was rotated here today hy mem
hors OF ttH.n crews uf Two Union
Iucfc passenger trains which
reached Denver late last ulghi.
D. hnurs behind schedule.
Nnmhsrs said yesterday
storm reached the Intensity OIL
terrific blizzard in the cN
trcmc eastern uurt 90 colorado
aud western parts OF Nebraska
and kansas They s1ig snow
pi0w- lnfurI the drifts durinE
'l, entire n.rh. in au effort 90
".eIr jho tracks
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

NiINNtNl AilN
uprHiure 80
Lowest tcuprr
lfure %. daily
range tcmpera
uic 2gs mean
daily teupera-
ture 90 rvln
i've humidity q
q u ia. reia
tive humidity o
s m at pro-
ipitatlun none.
max velocity
II wind uiioa
t4gr Huttra Eu
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11
100 Houses Wrecked
In a Storm Nesr
Melwood, Ark,

HELENA Ark. Aprn n
Telephone messages from Melwocd
today stated tho Methodist church
ana % or 80 houses thore we're
wrecked hy last nights storm and
that about 20 houses were dcmol-
ished on the Lunden Land and
Lumber compauys plantation a.
Lunden
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11
Hen Floats Down
River, But Saves
Hatching of Eggs

pITrsnl rHG. Kan. Aprl 10.
wilbur pilliszero. Of Weir.
several miles south OF hero,
while watching the owe flowing
water of a creek near his horne
yesterday saw a covered hos
float into shore Upon exam
ination he found srttltg hen
within towering over o. ,EcE.
untouched hy the water lie
Intends 90 let the hoL complete
the Matching
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11
White House Lawn
To Be Opened for
Egg-R ollin G

WAsHfNgTON. April H.
President and Mrs Hardiny have
CnnFonfod 90 open the White House
graunda Easter Monday for cgg-
rolling
Each year thousands ~ children
Win baskets filled with vnri-
cliored eggs thfonF the grounds
ard eagerly watch for the presi-
dent.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11
MENTMouE NiNE
Hf.tsoHTT'D M OPENED

" ttfr agent uf the depart
Weui of Justice wua inrofn nirii This
worninf from Gallup thHt There as,
now $50 miuefs wofhinr to-day na
compared with total Of $50 Ytr-
lerdaN lie was informed also me
the Aentmoro mine was opened
win "a working inside and III ont
aide The mine The southwestern
mine n stili closed the report
said
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

New Nexicoi Fair ana
warmer tonight. "wednesday
fair. becoming unsettled and
colder In norlhwcat portion.
. Arizona Generally fair to-
nishi and "Wednesday warmer
tonight.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

hSHfNGTpN April IT, los
inr of the noursc and the NHuonal
ank ~ Jreese was rvpurtpd today
In cable dispatches 90 the com.
mcrco department
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

n ms a reasonable every day
want IN buying CT selling. as
most wants are, you can
meet 10 quicker through a
Herald Want Ad thar IN
any other way and for less
expense
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

ufacturos proposed are higher than
those in tho Fordnsy ban Under
the Underwood law wool was free.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-11

Not a day passes without
news Of accident IN travel.
You can't prevent the ao.
eidsnts but you eau pfs,eet
yoursoif and family with a
He.ald Travel accident In.
surance policy. Ita free.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31
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LEGAL NOTICE


STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
County of Grand Forks. VS.
In District Court--Flrst Judicial Dis
trict: ,-
S. +. Kccls. Observation-Disclosures. Plaintiff
john Mcnonough. W.. s..
Harris; George z. Pnis,
known persons sdoing
business as Hatfield Il
Robh; Chas. NJ. English
and - Packard. doing
Packard. unknown per-
s se"@ woods ae'" Eros business
Bruce. A.. \. Crlegs, l.:
and the unknown heir Of
Hugh Fhitltrs. deceased,
!. Charles Phillips. e.. ". o.
: Phillips. Chas. Phillips. %
r. {. Phillip and all other
persons unknown claim
ing any estate or interest
in. or lion or encumbranref .E5.' 3
upon the property do ~"@}tH7'
scrthed in the coplairt. .. 1,efendants
\ SUMMONS
The state of North Dakota to the abova
: named DEFENDANTS:
You. and each oe YOU. are hereby sum
mnned TO answer the complaint in this
action and to serve a copy OF your an
swer upon' tic subscriber within thirty
days after the service of this
upon you. exclusive Of the day OF serv-
ice; and in case of your failure to appear
or answer Judgment will be taken
against you by default for the relief de-
manded in tho complaint. This COM
plant will he filed iINtl,e office OF the
clerk Of the district court of GRAND
Forks County, n. u.
Dated at Grand Forks, North Dakota,
October 18th. 1922.
F1;ErEAM & FRAME.
ATTORNEYS for Plaintiff.
First National Bank Eidg.,
Grand Forks. y. n.
" \-NOTICE
The above named defendants will take
notice, tina the purpos" OF the above EN-.
titled action is to quiet and confrms
plaintiffs title 10 the northeast ui,arter
(NEh) of Section Fifteen $50, Town
ship One Hundred Fifty-two tl5a>.
Range F1fty-siN S56). in the County or
Grand Forks. State of North Dakota, and
to determine all adverse claims. thereto,
and that no personal claim is made
against either Of the said defendants.
Dated this 1Sth day of October. 1922
FEITEAM & FRAME.
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
tElcrald Oct. II: Nov. i-11-1S-25; Dec.
.. 1920
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Name Of onice.

United sfates sen9tpr. q. =. ....E. =:
Representative IN Congress-. list District
n. -. . .... .......
gLi%eutenant Governor /. e. .......
SECRETARY Of: State 1880! ~: 80. $50.
State Auditor - ~. -. 1885,. . -.
State Treasurer 49,. 4. So. ........
Attorney General. y. /. /. -. -. .....t..
.Commissionerfof Insurance y =. .:..;.
comm}ssioher % Of fRSaiiiGSa.dase any i .....
Slate senator, eth District. /.
Representative, 9Th District ...t...... !.
Representative. ,6th District. ....:....
Representative, 18th District .....:......
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31
TWO PAPERS CANDIDATES..

Latota. N. D., Oct. 3l.--The Laknta
American and Pekin Budget 9re cam
didatcs for election as the official pa
per Of Nelson county AT the coming
election.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

ana. regulate the marketing of farm
products preventing unjust diserimlnasi
Sttcns fraud ana sAEteYtlen In gthes market
Ing Q 9nfasSseata6ishlAk i ayeterA OF
agfadinE, WStSAtns and measuring farm
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31
DRESS NoyE1n1Es.

HEMsTITCHlN0. PLATING q. e II.
brotdery, Buttons Covered. Specially
Shop. 8l1 South Third ~
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

ROOM AND BOARDLyoDERN HOME;
Il y blocks from car line. Gentlemen
preferred. 916 No. 9Th ST: Phone. SAB.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31
w. III. KELSEY

In compliance with
North Dakota, do hereby ce1
and of those nominated On Il
Of Official Newspaper,which
on the 7th day Of November,
A. NJ. aud 9 o'clock P. Moi
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ROOMS Fo.s RENT.

UPSTAIRS FRONT
room for rent-modern, water heat:
suitable for light housekeeping. hon
1858. g.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

STATE OF NORTH DAEOTA, ! e
County OF Grand Forks. y
In District Court~-Flrst Judicial Dis
trict:
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TLEATING.

PleatinG. all s'zes. accordion, knife. box.
The Pantorium. Grand Forks. " H..
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

YOUNG MAN WANTS POSITION IN
store. Experienced hardware clerk.
Write, 571 Herald.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

EXPERIENCED HOUSEKEEPER DE
sires position. Write $50 Herald.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

prlatfun therefor.
rs shsal satd anitsased measure - -;
No ...aS
Dated ~ ErandsForks. n. b. this It'll
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

COMPETENT EXPERIENCED BOOK
keeper, good collector. married. Grand
Forks preferred. Address, $40 Herald.
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'pERso,NaL[

MOTHERS-1F~YnG NEED A FRIEND
and home during confinement. or care
for baby afterwards. call 1861, Or
write Postotfice Box b02. G,and Forks.
n. OAK. . ID
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

WANT JOB AS JANITOR OR NIGHT
Waterman. Phone 1896.
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FARM LANDS.

4oo,AcRE FARM FOR .RENT-NEAR
Grand Forks. M. s. Blair Wheat
Growers office. opposite Russell mill.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

Boyd & Law. repairing Photographs and
Sewing machines. Poppler Piano CO.
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WANTED.

WOMAN WANTS POSITION AS
housekeeHer on farm or town. Phone
1266-W or cali at 400 North Third =
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

80 A. good land adjoining 1tasea st. Park
Him.. will accept auto as part pay.
ment. A. e. Hoover. Williams. MINI,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31
HELP MALE.

SHOP MECHANIC wANTED-DIxoN
REQ co. 72'
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kFoR RENT-sToCK FARM AND OUT.
At for sale. A. g.. Schultheis, Room
II, Clifford Bldg.
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OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES WORK. TOWN
or country: estimates on request.
Phone 43S-W. -
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OFFICIAL Newpapsrs. ..:s.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-10-31

Painting. CalcirnininE. -"Paperhanginy,
Plastering done reasonable. Phone 22O7
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ROOMS For RENT.

LARGE ROOM FOR TWO, NICELY
furnished. Private bath. 631 North
Third SA
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31
Byrnes Speaks for Democracy.

Speaking at Denmark, Mr.. James
F. Byrnes, representative in congress
from the second district, is reported
by The Bamberg Herald as taking
occasion to rap those people who had
expressed themselves as wanting to
vote the Republican ticket, if it were
not for the race question, and told
some Of the things the Republican
party has done and is doing, remind
ing his hearers that the G.. o. P. was
endeavoring to pass an anti-lynch
lay whereby all those taking part in
lynching would be tried in the
United States court"
"Would you vote," Mr.. Byrnes in
quired, with a party whose president
appointed Henry Lincoln johnson,
Georgia negro, as registrar of the
treasury, where more than 100 white
women are employed, and when he
failed to be confirmed, appointed a
West Virginia negro to the same
job?" And Mr.. Byrnes concluded:
IF there were not a negro in South
Carolina today, I would be an even
more rabid Democrat than ever, be-
cause 1 have been among the Re-
publicans for twelve years, and l tell
you I know those fellows"
Mr.. Byrnes 3'called no names" in
this speech and the State would not
say that he intended it to have any
bearing in the South Carolina cam
paign for governor, but it is not like
ly that Democrats will draw a dis
tinction between those who would
like to vote the Republican ticket
and those who have since the elec-
ton of 1920 expressed themselves
as rejoicing at the election of Presi-
dent Harding.
The time has come for some Of
those placed in positions of RESPONSE
bility and trust by the Democrats OF
the state to speak in defense Of the
party. Mr.. Byrnes is speaking. There
can be no doubt of the effect Of what
he said. When he directed attention
to Democrats who would like to vote
the Republican ticket but for the
race question, he uttered warning
which the Democrats in every part Of
the state will heed.
Bravo! Mr.. Byrnes.-The State.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31
MOTHER OF 20 CHILDREN.
Yet Mrs. Frank Yoder Finds Time to
Enjoy Life.

Mrs. Frank Yoder, aged forty, the
mother of twenty children, fifteen of
whom are living, probably is the busi-
est woman in Somerset county, Penn
sylvania, yet she has time to enjoy
life, according to her own story. Her
husband, who is employed on con-
struction work and only able to spend
the week-ends with his family, is
forced to throw the burden of car
ing for seven acres Of land, fourteen
hogs and the children on his better
half.
The oldest son of the Yoder family
is twenty-five years old, while the
youngest is a girl of four months.
The family live on the Plank road
and are highly respected by their
neighbors. One of the chief duties
of Mrs. Yoder is the baking of thirty
loaves of bread every other day for
her vociferous offspring. In addition
she sews all her children's clothes
and does the family cobbling. In
cluded in the family are three sets
of twins.
Yoder, who is forty-fve years of
age, is employed in laying the foun-
dation of the new Methodist church
in an adjoining town. On his week.
end visits to his busy frau and his
children he always takes with him
from ten to twelve pounds of pork
chops for the family's Sunday dinner.
Mrs. Yoder is a comely woman, smil-
ing and busy at all times. She de-
clares that big families are as easy
to handle as small ones if one uses
good judgment.
Call the children who are old
enough must do their part, and we
have no trouble while my husband is
away at his labor" she says. eve
produce much of what we eat right
here on the farm, and life with a big
family is not such a burden as some
people imagine"
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31

Election will be held in Bamberg
County, August 29th, 1922, and the
following named managers have been
appointed by the County Executive
Committee to conduct the election
at the several Democratic Clubs, to
wit:
Bamberg-E. L. Price, Sr., H. D.
Free, and L. c. Price, Managers. j..
w. Folk, Clerk. Election to be held
at the Court House.
Colston-G. w. Kearse, G. W.
Beard and Perry Lee Mcmillan, Man.
ayers. c. NJ. Warn, Clerk. Election
to Ibe held at the Colston School
Building.
Denmark-T. P. McCrae, R. A.
Goolsby, and w. H. Cain, Managers.
James Virgins, Clerk. Election to
be held at the Sandifer Store Build
ing.
Edisto-Hubert Herndon, B. G..
Kinsey, and Jeanny Dempsey, Man
agrs. Clayton Jolly, Clerk. Election
to be held at Farrell's Store Build
ing.
Embree-L. E. Cooner, ]. j. Eng
land, and Clarence Irwin Hughes,
Managers. James NJ. Watterson,
Clerk. Election to be held at the
Embree School Building.
Ehrhardt-H. w. Chitty, 1. D.
Copeland, and J. E. Mcmillan, Man.
ayers. W. R. Copeland, Clerk. Elec-
ton to be held at Copeland Hall.
Govan-R. L. Lancaster, Joseph
Gunnells, Jr., and Clifton Eubanks,
Managers. Stoney Kennedy, Clerk.
Election will be held at the Govan
School Building.
Kearse-G. E. Kearse, j. S. Bre-
land, and L. NJ. Aver, Managers. J..
O. Ritter, Clerk. Election to be held
at the Kearse Store Building.
Lees-J. C. Kemp, H. A. Cave, and
F. l.. Cox, Managers. J. w. Grimes,
Clerk. Election to be held at the
store building of J. W. Grimes.
Little Swamp. q. Harrison,
Jr., R. NJ. Goodwin, and @. H. Miley,
Managers. J. G. Goodwin, Clerk.
Election to he held at the Little
Swamp School House.
Midway-Q. H. Sandifer, B. D.
Donalds, and J. P. O'Quinn, Man.
ayers. Gilmore Simms, Clerk. Elec-
ton to be held at the store building
OF Q. H. Sandifer.
Hightower's MILE. H. Hartzog,
J. w. Hightower, and W. B. Gillian,
Managers. L. w. Abstance, Clerk.
Election to be held at Hightower's
Mill Building.
Hunters Chapel-N. H. Fender,
Arnold Walker, and David M. Smoak,
Managers. Horace Rentz, Clerk.
Election to be held at Hunters Chap
ell School House.
Olar-G. NJ. Neeley, H. F. Starr,
and G. O. Barker, Managers. E. c.
Barker, Clerk. Election to be held
at store building Of H. H. Kearse.
Springtown-G. Marion Mcmillan,
G. W. Warren, and NJ. j. Free, Man.
ayers. R. L. Kearse, Clerk. Elec-
ton to be held at Duncanville School
Building.
Pursuant to resolution passed by
the County Executive Committee, the
voters Of the clubs of Bambeng' and
Midway will vote for Magistrate at
the Town of Bamberg; the voters
of the clubs of Denmark. Lees and
Hightower's Mill will vote for Mag
istrate at Denmark; the voters of the
clubs of Olar. GOvan, SpringtOwn
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cording to the Australian Ballot Act.
Therefore, the election at all clubs
except Midway, Lees, Hightowers'
Mill and Springtown, under the law,
will have to be conducted according
to the provisions of the Australian
Ballot Act, and each club will re-
quire one booth for every one hum
dred enrolled voters, or majority
fraction thereof.
Under the rules, the polls will be
opened at eight (8) o'clock, a. NJ,
and close at four (4) o'clock, p. m.
The managers are requested to
designate one of their number to
procure the ballots and ballot-boxes
from the Secretary of the County
Executive Committee, W. D. Rowell,
at Bamberg.
The County Executive Committee
will assemble at the Court House,
Bamberg, S. c., at IL o'clock, noon,
on the 31st day of August, 1922, to
tabulate the returns and declare the
results of the Primary.
There will be second Primary for
the nomination of Officers not nomi-
mated in the first Primary, to be held
the 18th day Of September, which
Primary will be held under the rules
and regulations Of the first Primary
and the Managers named for the first
Primary will act as Managers for the
second Primary.
J.F. CARTER,
County Chairman.
Bamberg, South Carolina, August
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The Stout Old Lady and the Man.

He rushed into the car
The crowded car-and ere
The stout old lady who
Had dropped her fare
Recovered it he took the only seat
That had. been vacant there.
She grabbed a strap and stood
Before him while
The car lurched on and on
Mile after mile,
She looked down at him and
He gazed away;
He sat, she had to stand
There's more to say.
The scene has changed: A maiden
fair '~.s-- .-~-+
Plays lightly on a sweet guitar;
Her cheeks are red and on her breast
A bunch a fragrant roses are.
He comes at last; she greets him and
Then leads him where
Her mama waits, half buried in
Her easy chair.
A stout old lady glances up,
He bows and then
They both remember how and when
They met before;
Diverging ways,
A sad goodnight;
It sometimes pays
To be polite.
ID. H. Hepburn, Jr., in the Chi
cago Times-Herald.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31

and ColstOn will vote for Magistrate
at the Town of Olar; the voters of the
clubs of Embree, Edisto, Hunters 8
Chapel and Little Swamp will vote
for Magistrate in Fishpond Town
ship, and the voters of the clubs Of
Ehrhardt and Kearse will vote for
Magistrate at Ehrhardt.
The voters of the clubs of Bam-
berg, Midway, Embree, Edisto, Hunt
er's Chapel and Little Swamp will
vote for cotton weigher at Bar1berg;
the voters of the clubs of Denmark,
Lees, and Hightower's Mill will vote
for cotton-weigher at Denmark; the
voters of the clubs of Olar, Govan,
SprlngtoWn, and Colston will vote
for cotton-weigher at Olar, and the
voters of the clubs of Ehrhardt and
Kearse will vote for cotton weigher
at Ehrhardt.
Under resolution of the County Ex-
ecutive Committee, J. S. Tant and w.
H. Collins, candidates for County
Commissioner, were declared to be
in the Upper District, and G. w.
Hunter, J. B. Mccormack, and ]. W.
Zeigler, candidates for County Com
missioner, were declared to be in
the Lower District. The voters of
the entire County will vote for one
person for the Upper District and
one for the Lower District.
Under the rules of the Democratic
Party and the law Of South Caro-
lima, all clubs having an enrolment
Of fifty (50) voters or more are re-
Quired to conduct the election &C
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31

still Bob Quillen to Fountain Inn.
Newspapers and magazines have
made him tempting offers to move
to New York, Philadelphia, Boston
and Baltimore, but he stays in Foun-
tain Inn because he loves the place.
His house is not the finest, nor his
automobile the most expensive in the
village.
Bob Quillen was born in Kansas
"cow town" some forty years ago,
the son of a small town editor. He
grew up with the stain of printers
ink on his homely face and hands.
When he was about IA years old, he
drifted around the country working
on first one newspaper and then an
other, until at last he landed in
Fountain Inn and got a job as a
printer on the Tribune.
Here he found the girl of his
dreams, married her, and drifted on
again, only to come back again to
Fountain Inn.
eve just knocked about from bad
to worse" said Bob with his whimsi-
cal smile, until at last we came back
here and planted our vine and fig
tree. No kiddie came, so we asked
the orphanage for red-headed,
freckled-faced Irish boy. They sent
us a fair-skinned, golden haired girl.
And I guess we're satisfied .''-Phil-
lin Warren
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Hope For Suckers.

Walt Mason in Greenville News.
Nine times I bought some oil well
stock, from salesmen with the gift
Of tongues! They said with Croesus
I would wa1k-they said it till they
sprained their lungs. Nine times my
hopes were running high, and l had
dreams Of princely state; I thought
of gorgeous things I'd buy, when 1
had rubles by the crate. Nine times
my visions knew slump; the drillers
only found hot air, and I was left
upon the dump hopeless picture of
despair. Then came salesman from
Long Beach, who wished to sell me
sundry shares; he said, "Our pros
pect is a peach, we do not deal in
fakes or snares. There's oil, my
friend, meath Signal Hill, there's oil
in windrows, heaps and piles; and
when our boys begin to drill, the oil
will squirt at least five miles" mine
times" I said, distraught and blue,
'I've listened to that line Of bunk;
nine times to blithe young men like
you I've handed out my bottom plunk.
I'm done with all your oil well stuff
that cost me hard-earned beans; I
am no hog, I've had enough, and now
I'll play the slot machines" The
Long Beach wells are squirting oil,
and men with shares draw princely
pay; and I, though wearied by such
toll, still kick myself five hours day.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1922-08-31
Not Yet Broke.

County Judge-"How long have
you owned a carp
Motorist (charged with speeding)
Zone week, your honor"
Judge e-"Um-then you can still
afford to pay fine. Twenty dol
lars."-Boston Transcript.