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Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
A CHINESE COMEBACK

One of the most remarkable episodes in history is the
prospective comeback of DR. Sun Vat Sen first president
Of republican China president of South China after the
repubc cleft by civil recent exile from Canton
and now promised president of a reunited China
There are two heroes in this episode Dr. Sun
himself and Gen WI Pei Flu, military dictator of North
China The latter is such example of magnanlmity as
ii would be hard to find in the western world.
When uprising appeared in North China a lew
months ago headed by bandit boss named Chang from
Manchuria DR. Sun, for unexplained reason backed
Chang against the established governmentwhch is to say
against Gen N formerly his friend He picked the wrong
horse Cen contrary to expectations, promptly lcked
Gen Chang out his and the people of Canton VINO
liked Gen w. were indignant that they drove Dr. Sun
away. e H.
This patriot of many adventures seemed done tor ne
had no army TO speak and little political backing AND
in this crushing situation Sum- with sublime eftronery
came forward and demanded the presidency of all CHINA
The world laughed contempuously, but recent dls-
patches indicate that Sun may be putting it Gen Wu
has forgiven him upheld his candidacy for the Pekln
presidency, which the present incumbent, mere fgue
head does not want If South China will uphold It's eXed
leader China be really united under President sun
That assuredly would be fine thing for China and Tor
the world Dr. Sun is the original leader Of the republican
movement in China cultivated gentleman Amerlcan-eo-
ucated of excellent character and progressive IDEAS better
fitted perhaps than any other Chnaman to bridge the gull
between the old and the and bring emma INTO under-
standing and cooperation with America and Europe
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

some carrot salad. and tonight YOU II
sleep well, to awaken III the morning
all cured!
~ hone so, SAID the bunny. And
while YOU are making the salad IL
mop around and see if can find an
adventure.
Uncle WiggiIv wandered down 4 pain
through the woods, not far from ms
hollow stump bungalow. lie was Jus,
wondering whether Mother Goose used
any special blueing water to make the
skv such beautiful color when, all
Of n sudden, the bunny heard sad
voicr crying:
Ouch! Oh. dear. Oh, how they hurt.
Oh, what shall doe'
Goodness, hope that isn't amy ON"
having teeth pulled. thought MI
Loneears. cit almost sounds as though
some one had the rheumatism, as
had. Oh. perhaps, it, the Fuzzy Fox
making believe to be in trouble, 20 u
must be careful.
Uncle Wiggiy looked carefully
around and cautiously asked:
"Who are YOU and what IS the mat
tcr,r
"sOh, Uncle wiggily How glad am
il = you!' said u voice, and from be
mind a bush caIae Johnnie Bushytaii,
the squirrel boy. He was holding his
paws over his eyes and, as he scrambled
toward Uncle Wiggily, the squirrel boy
,mnlNl into tree after tree.
F." What S the matter, Billie Can I
YOU see where You re going'' asked
the rabbit uncle.
MOI sadly answered the squirrel.
81 was bringing home from the store
u bottle of amonia for my mother to
Put in the water when she washes che
clothes But | stumbled and fell, the
bottle broke and lot of the amonia
got in my eyes. Oh, how it smoris! =
"sNcver mind.' said Uncle Wiggily,
kindly. "I'll soon stop your pain,
Billie, my boy. III find some witch
hazel and bind some of the leaves on
, your eyes.
Uncle Wiggiy looked around and
found witch hazel bush. On 1t were
green nuts which would soon be brown
| and ripe. But now Uncle Wiggily had
| no use for the nuts. The bunny pulled
off some of the leaves, put them in his
handkerchief and then pounded them
| between two stones to make the witch
| nazcl juice run out. This gentle healing
| Juice the bunny squeezed into Billie :;
| eyes and bound on some of the bruised
| leaves.
"Oh, all the pain is gonc!'' soor
| chattcred Billie. 'My eyes are mncl
better now. Thank voul m so glad!
(" So am glad!i' laughed Uncle Wig
| gily. And just then tire Woozic VOL
| Jumped out OF the bushes anl wa
| going to bite Uaclc Wiggily's ears
But the bunny gentleman took thu
broken bottle Billie had brought from
the store In the bottom of the bottle
.cmaincd "a little OF the strong anlonla
.Thcre Try that IN your cTes!
cried the bunny as he threw the am
monin in the face Of the Wolf.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
BASEBALL SCANDAL

Lovers OF baseball deplore the revealing of another
scandal in the big teams The fact that one OF the
finest pitchers in the National League was promptly ana
finally expelled organized baseball Is evidence that
those back the game keep 1t clean But Tor all
that the morale of the organization needs boosting.
It is inevitable that among any considerable body OF
men engaged in any pursuit sport there Will be eW
who are weak dishonest Baseball has been so thor
oughv comercaized in the past few that restraint
upon this inevitable percentage is more dflcut han II
used to be- 1t hard to maintain respect for clean play
and team loyalty when the players themselves are
bought sold and traded like horses.
Loyalty aside the puzzle is why a successful ana
highly paid player champion team should sacrifice ms
Good name his and has for considerable
bribe 80. ::
Whatever the reason, long this spirit exists IN
organized baseball there be endless supervision to keep
he game clean partly because the great representative
American sport partly because those who profit from
the organization have right to take the puDc money
if they can't keep the game straight
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
One Minute Essays

The sun is l,30o,Doo times bigger ihaf
thc earth 50 what human mind can cor.
ccivc the innlcns size of the brlgh'
star Antares when the astronomical III
terfcronleter shows is l25,0oe,ooO timea
bigger than our sum- The substance o'
the sun tx only one fourth as heavy a.
the substance Of the earth, pnt th'
aiant stars are yet more gaseous. stars
reverse the rule of animals and plants;
they grow smaller with age. AZ INC
,utsct stars arc reduced to their elc-
menis and the elements to Their elecir'
c.l oinponcnts. Gravitation acts upon
these flying particles, keeping them to-
gcthcr in great gaseous masses.
Though the average mind docs not
think of light cxcrting any pressure
IL is proved that when sunbeam
strikes the earth it gives it push just
~ the dropping of a stone does. Radi.
ant energy from the outer layers of
the stars streams off unrestricted iutc
space. A beam OF starlight may reach
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
SENSIBLE JURISPRUDENCE

distinguished urs' is usually distinguished for his
knowledge of the Judge Riley of Maiden Mass may
or NAV not be great ur according to this standard but
he has won distinction in a different way.
When an ice is arrested for giving snort Welgh
Judge Riley instead of finng him sending him to jan
orders him to give ice free the people he has cheae
When a milkman is convicted Of selling skim milk
for whole milk Judge Riley makes him deliver free cream
for compensating period When horse owner abuses
and negects his horse Judge Riley sentences him to turn
the horse pasture for while and live in the horses
stall himself. CO
Old-fashioned legaste disposed to scott at such
procedure but the public gives its unqualified approval
And the public verdict probably sounder than the pro-
fessonal one ....,
Why indeed should public Justice not be administered
according dictates of common sense rather IMAM the
letter of the law and the procedents of complex lega
sysem Perhaps it human nature rather than law ana
precedent that Judiciary as whole neeos 10 SOuoy
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
By HOWARD r. GARIS

Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy softly tip
toed TO the porch of the hollow. stump
bungalow and looked around the cor
ner of post.
"sThere he sits vet, murmured the
muskrat lady housckeepcr. ~ wonder
what in the world can be the matter
with him?''
1t was of Uncle Wiggily she was
speaking, and the reason Miss fuzz%
Nuzzv was anxious was because the
bunny rabbit gentleman had been sit
ting on the porch all day, and 1t was
now about 'rlork in the afternoon
"Well, | II wait little longer, y said
Nurse Jane to herself, as she wiped u
dab of flour off her nose, for she had
been making a bread pie with carrot
marmalade for trimmings.
Fo about the tenth time Nurse Jane
tiptocd to the porch and looked. Uncle
Wiggily was still in the easy chair.
"What is the mattcr'' asked the
muskrat lady at last. How are YOU,
anyhow
''Oh, much better now, thank you,
answered Mr.. Longoars, though, to
speak the truth, Nurse Jane hadn =
known anything was the trouble.
eyes, IN a great deal better, said
the bunny, for he did not want Nurse
Jane to worry about MIN. 81 think
II take walk and look for an ad-
venture and-oh. dear! Ough! No,
guess | WON'T and Uncle Wiggily
claspcd his left hind leg in his two
front paws.
"Comc, Uncle Wiggily! This will
never do! You musn I feel so badly!
spoke Nurse Jane "Cbeer up, as the
robin sings See how the sun is bright
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
AN IRISH MARTYR

The death Of Michael Collins head of the Irish provs
iona government has been particularly bitter blow TO
Ireland because it followed close the death OF
Arthur Griffith president of the Dali Ereann Inc
two strongest supporters and directors OF the IRISH Free
STATE are now gone one by natural death and the other by
assassination The rebels who have been wagng guerrilla
warfare against the Free State rejoice aceordlngy
Their iov is probably destined to short duration II IS IN
eivabe that any cause succeed in Ireland through
assassination that the supply OF gifted rshmen Tor the
instaIlation of the new order can be so limited
THE Irish race whatever its defects has never lacked
Talent for public service Collins himself arose quickly from
tnrtr surely there are dozens of other qualified
n rise p and step into The shoes of Griffith and Collins
and carry their work -
The marfyrdom of Collins should strengthen his cause
and hasten The establishment Of orderly democracy IN Ire
land.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
EDISON INVENTS WAY.
TO OSPEND MONEY

WASHINGTON, Aug. 29.-Thomas y.
Edison, inventive genius of the century,
has offered a scientific billtmaking
PLAN to congress.
| This was learned by the publication
! of Edison s testimony on the Muscle
Shoals, Ala, power and nitrate pro.
jccts before the senate agricultural
committee
II worked in Washington during the
war, the aged inventor told the com
mittec. II found Seut after while
that lot of those fellows that were run
ming the details of this government
were false: they were not the real
thing: they were eOunterfeits.
Il am surprised that YOU don I draw
vour bills differently he continued.
| Draw up 4 skeleton of your bill and
specify the initial thing you have to do,
and when that is done you will find out
what the first step costs.
Nov 90 ahead and continue 1t by
supplemcnt.. so YOU will know the pro-
gress of all your legislation and make
them show you between each supple
ment. You would have saved five or
six billion dollars here and YOU would
not have lot of these inefficient
people.
CYLINDER the war administration no
! body mad to show up. You Will have
it showed up by and by. ..
"You should always pass a bill thar
contains just the rudements of the en-
tire bill Edison urged, "then you
have the first start, the instrumental
tiles YOU start with to make that thing
function, and spend several million doi'
lars. ~,
'Whcn YOU have got through the
first stage let them come to congress
and get the additional legislation TO
20 ahead a little further, and when you
| have got through an examination OF
what has been done you viii Know u
there is anything rotten in that' DC
cause YOU will see how all the mono!
has been spent.
"But the way. you do it now you
make the bill and quit and never
hear ANYTHING, and You try to get some
information apd you don't get any III
all. They, doubIc-eross you all the time
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Iv shining, and listen TO the sweet sing
ing Of the birds. Think Of all the
children in the city who never get a
chance to see the beautiful woods, cx
ccpt when some kind persons take them
out TO n Fresh Air Farm! you shouli
be thankful that you can spend all your
days here!
Thus Nurse Jane tried to cheer the
rabbit gentleman and make him forget
his rheumatism, for she knew 1t was
his rheumatism that was paining him
and causing him to cry couch!
"That s right, Nurse Jane. should
be happier agreed the rabbit uncle
''It reminds me of "a little song. il
goes like this:
Sing when you stub your toe,
Or step upon a thistle.
And if your throat is very sore
So you can i sing then wllistlc!
'1'inc!n cried Nurse Jane. ".rbat !
the way to talk You feel better al
ready. | m sure. Now ! II make 70,
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

our earth after several centuries al
trnvcl. but the light and heat from me
interior Of the star, radiating 's'raish,
AWAY in all directions, cannot get on'
so easily. The RAYS strike against the
masscd PARTICLES and arc driven pacN
IN new direction only to run up
against other PARTICLES, and be rctlecteh
fimc aud time again. 1T may take u
hundred wears or more for somo rays
10 find their way cut of the maze ana
start off from the star.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
Tnday'S Kid Story

\ iittlc girl in southern California
was having her first glimpse OF snow,
".Oh. mother, what is it--what is IT
she shouted escitedly.
.sWhv, that is snow, Peggy. what
ever did YOU think it was
.'Snow? Why it looks like popped
rain, Life.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
Mrs. Joe Preeny Says

Last week Dave Prccny read the c9h'
tract he signed month ago and ne
found that the company said il would
no, bc bound bv any verbal agreement"
made by the agent. And now i''Ne =
saws the company knew the agent "'
right.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Every employc should do enough WORK
TO keep from being bored during 'hc
intervals between pay days.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
Old Timer Cogitates

| kin remember when HttIc dlshcS
wuz proyidcd f. feller TO sit his cup
an when he drunk out NV his sasser.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
The Bachelor Maid Says

If aural appcndags are indeed 10 he
.oru again the tnae may come when
ne can whisper swcet nothings into her
little pink she'll like ear ANA she II
get the connection the FIRST time.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
Did You Know That

There are more than 10000 steamer
Jugs and barges on the Rhine river
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE WITCH
HAZEL

Copyright, 1922. bv Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

il is very difficult for rich man
son to settle down while his father is
willing to settle up.
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About Some Woman or Other

Miss Ailsa Mellon. daughter OF 'hc
secretary of the treasury, is known aS
one of the most accomplished horsc'
women in the National Capital.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29
The Curiosity Shop

1t is estimated 5S million foreigners
have come TO the United States since
the Declaration of Independence.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Bronze is an alloy of copper and TN
but some of the bronzcd mashers on
the beach seem to be almost Wholly
brass.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Medical men say dirt rt-eating is caused
by the hookworm. Also by the uesHe
to keep up with the ear that Just Passeu'
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Creating the world was b'1. JOB,
and vet ii was done without board
az directors or publicity department
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Getting divorced from your job never
navs any alimony.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

Wonder what golfer does for reere
alton,
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INTERNATIONAL LYNCHING

Il slain by violence in foreign land Foreign peoples ana
governments unnaturaly regard It as equally mtoer
ble when their citizens are slain by violence IN the Uhlted
States This matter to which the American Puoc mas
never given much thought but which torced nome pS
President Hardng's recent message to congress.
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son, wowl ! can I see to nibblr
aars!' howlcd the bad chap, and away
he ran Then Uncle Wiggily took Billit
home, after getting a new bottle Of AN.
ironia and the bunny said he had 4
fine adventure.
SO If the shoe brush docsn I 20 out
walking by itself and forget 10 take
the stove polish to the moving picture
III tell you tomorrow night abou,
Uncle Wiggily and the baby bir.
People who live in rented ho,lscs
should not throw stones.
What the boys would like to Save
! for 4 rainy day is school
Imperial Valley press., 1922-08-29

The canning season is here Wouldn't this be good
time to can Of the disputes dividing nations and IN
dustries?
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.Inl-PRESS-ions
Foolish Dictionary

hirst-Baked Adam 5 apple.
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The Imperial Valley Press is delivered to city SUD
Is weak; SIS eeEts 9aathi &Sts Psr
BY cagrig BY mail to address in Imperial ana
adoinng counties sf $5 90 per yess; sx @a2AAs $3.50
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-21
BANDIT CHASE
LEADS TOLA|RS
Of JAMES GANG
Five Men Who Robbed
Messenger Of $40, 500
Hide in Ozark Hills

Springfield, No, May 20.-(By The
Associated Press. Hiding by day and
travelling by night, pursued by Ozark
w%oodsmen, militiamen and peace Off
GERS, three of the five bandits who
Monday took $4,000 from a bank
messenger here, have been making their
way north all week, a posse on their
heels. Friday Sheriff T. J. Harris, Of
Greene county, reported over the long
distance telephone that the three men
are believed to be near Bagnell in Mil
Ter county. 70 miles northeast of here.
They were seen at dawn the sheriff
said.
Thick Woods Cover Flight
But the bandits saw their pursuers
almost as quickly as they were seen
and were back among the hills along
the Usage liver where Jesse James
and his companions of a generation
ago were won to take refuge when
pursuit grew too hot. And in spite of
motorcars and airplanes pressed into
service, much of this foothiIl country is
as inaccessible as in the days of Jesse
James. High hills. thick woods and
dense brush shut off pursuit n fur
nish cover. The sheriff believes the
three will make another effort to reach
the railroad.
They did hat last night, but the
posseinen were there ahead of them
and the bandits turned back, waiting
another chance to slip through the lines
their pursuers or get "around the
end"
Drop $500; Too Heavy
Five hundred dollars in silver was
up by the pursuers a few hours
after the robbery. 1t was too heavy
and had been abandoned. A stolen mo-
tor car stalled and was abandoned.
Time and again the bandits have
reported clear of pursuit, but the
POSSE has picked up the trail again.
Two bandits, believed to have gone
west from here, are admitted to have
escaped.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-21
WAR BOOK
BY FORMER KAISER
TO APPEAR IN j. S.
Publishers Want International
Rights; Williams Attrib-
utes Causes Outside.

Berlin. May 20.-(By The Associ-
ated Press.)--A book written by for
mer Emperor William, dealing with the
world war is understood to have been
acquired for publication by an Ameri-
can group under an option covering
world rights. 1t is expected the ar
rangement under the option will be
definitely closed within a short time.
The manuscript makes about 100, 600
words. Those who have been instru-
mental in acquiring it say it is to an
pear in the identical form proposed by
the ex-emperor, without expurgation,
the contents having been passed on by
five American readers.
It is understood the ex-kaiser deals
with the period leading up to the war,
marshaling the conditions throughout
Europe in such a way as to constitute
a defense of his course and an accusa-
ton that q series of circumstances
of Germany were largely. re-
sponsible for bringing on the conflict.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-21

To BAT H0MERS
AS EXILE ENDS
Ruth, Meusel, Williams
Excelled by Two Ordi-
nary Players.
Hero of Welcome
in Silver Bat and Flor
al Decorations.

New York, May 2O.-A crowd that
packed the Polo grounds Saturday.
hoping to see Babe Ruth. Bob Meusel
and Kenneth Williams do their little
stunt of hitting home runs, saw two
such wallops, but not from the bats of
the three renowned wallpapers.
1t was Aaron Ward, of the Yankees,
and Bill Jacobson, Of the Browns,
who banged the ball into the bleachers.
Neither Ruth nor Meusel, Yankees,
just home from exile, were able to get
any sort of q hit, and the best Will
hams, the st. Louis slugger. could pro-
duce was a single. The Browns had
a furious ninth inning rally, that
brought them from behind the Yankees
to an 8 to 2 victory.
Ruth Loses First Swing
Ruth struck out on his first trip to
the plate in the first inning. A weak
foul dropped from his willow on the
first pitch. Then he let a bad one go
by. ShOcker's next two pitches came
over the plate and the Babe missed
both of them on hard swings.
Thirty-six thousand or more noisy
humans welcomed basebalIs trium-
virate of home run hitters-Ruth and
Meuse1. of the Yankees, and Williams,
of the Browns.
1t was the 1929 debut Of all of them
in New York. Ruth and Meusel were
back from exile imposed by Commits
sioner Lands for breaking the rule
against overtime labor after a world
series.
Girls Decorate Bambino
Nature favored the home run spe-
.cialists with bright sunshine. The
crowd had squeezed it's way into all
of the ~grandstand seats and almost
every foot of the sun-bathed bleacher
boards when the umpires called PLAY
ball!'
The chief umpire announced that
Ban Shocker. who makes a speciality of
beating the Yankees. would pitch for
st. Louis. Jones went in the box for
New York.
Just before the game. two Ittle
girls presented Ruth with a floral
wreath, shaped like a baseball diamond.
The babe put his arm around one of
hem. bent down and had everybody
thinking the little girl was going to get
a kiss, But the bambino hesitated. and
everybody had another thought coming.
Also Gets Loving Cup
A moment later the babe was pre-
sented with a silver bat by vaudeville
and other admirers. Then some Balti- |
more friends gave him a silver loving |
up. Ruth went to left field and
posted himself in right. where
le quickly went to work when Sisler |
bounded a single off the front rim of
he grandstand. Williams. fourth at
in the first inning, was out on a
,uny grounder TO the pitchers box.
A fan sitting in the rear of the press
,ox got so excited a bottle of the old
line stuff fell out of his pocket and
'roke, permeating the atmosphere
With an odOr that reeked of the past.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-21

slightest sign of its use. 1t actually
vanishes from sight and the most heat
ed atmosphere will not produce the
least shininess or greasiness Of the skin.
No matter whether you are troubled
with a poor complexion, wrinkles, puff
fitness around the eyes, freckles, crows
feet or line around the mouth, ugly fin
ger nails, or just a simple roughness of
the face, hands or arms, caused by wind
or sun, you will find hat any or all
of these troubles will quickly disappear
with the Use Of Towards Buttermilk
Cream. If you cannot obtain locally
send 10 cents tsilver or stamps) for
generous trial package of both Cream
and Soap. Howard Bros. Co, Buffalo.
N. Y.-All druggists.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-21
Defies Old Age BY Using
Towards Buttermilk Cream
To Beautify Her Complexion
Tells Druggists Not to Take Anyone's
Money Unless This Delightful, New
Vanishing Cream Quickly Shows a
Decided Improvement.

Buttermilk Cream
creates beauty al
most like m a & ! C.
The most wonder
full thing about it
Is the fact that
while 1t turns the
dullest, most life
less complexion to
radiant beauty and
makes red or rough
hands Or arms
snowy white, yet
there Ia not the