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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
II II Fits

A girl wouldn't mind long hair
coming back with long skirts If it
only was as easy to put a hem in
her bobbed locks as it is to put one
in her 'bobbed skirt.
"A woman always hates for her hus-
band to buy thing right in the
first place and cheat her out OF the
pleasure of exchanging it. However,
this seldom happens.
A girl who throws herself at a
man never makes much Of hit
with him.
1t must be pretty hard to find a
woman who is much of a success at
breaking the dry laws, for it always
is hard for them to keep still.
If they ever started out to find
the most clever women in the world
and lcft it to a bachelor he prob
ably would just pick out all the mar
ried women, for he thinks any wo-
man who ropes in man is clever
A girl used to want to be able to
wear dresses as long as her mother S,
but now mother wants to be able to
wear hers as short as daughter does.
Girls never have had much of a
reputation for running, but the poor
bird who is running after one finds
it takes a lot of speed to catch her.
After locking at the rainbow com
plexions the girls have been sport
ing all summer the riot of fall color
does not look as much like a riot as
it used to.
The only thing that looks worse
than one of these calcimined flap
pers is a public official who has
been given a coat of whftewash
The reason some wives do not
waste any tears over the loss of
their husbands is because the loss is
fully covered by insurance.
There also is a law of gravitation
that brings most, of the high fly
ers' crashing back to earth.
Another trouble about clipping with
another mans wife is he may refuse
to take her back.
The reason why it is not good for
man to live alone is because he
doesn't have any one to point out
his faults that need correcting.
Some men are willing to give lib
orally to charity if they can get an
equal amount of publicity for it.
We meet man now and then who
makes us think he should have
gotten dogs license instead of a
marriage license when he went to
the altar.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Newsprint Situation.
(Railway G. Marine News. J


In the East it is freely admitted that the Amer-
can industry is gradually being lost to Eastern
Canada mills In fact, it is reported that only
Gently of the largest American producers opened
"a mill in Canada. This is due to the fact that while
Eastern United States has population which
produces the market and numberless mills which could
produce the paper, there forests left and the
wood pulp must be brought the mills from far
away, largely from Norway and Canada Here in the
West have vast stretches of timber but have
not the mills and the conservation started by
PinchO fifteen is largely responsible for the
lack of any industrial development along this line in
the Alaska district. The Eastern student when
ayzng this peculiar situation Immediately announces
that the cost of transportation prohibits bringing
Western pulp wood to Eastern mills That is i'll
yarably the attitude and while one cannot expect
ITO effect change in those opinions it be as
serted most positively that it is not true. Quite to
the contrary wood pulp from mill located far
to the westward Prince William Sound could be
shipped in bulk to Eastern mills and while the
print manufacturer it would not be pre-
vent the mill in the East from successfully competi
tN it'll nils of Eastern Canada. There time when
all the newspapers here the Pacific Coast receieyd
their rolls of newsprnt in railroad direct from
tire factories in the East and there is why
the movement could be reversed and either wood
pulp shipped East the newsprint ship
ped directly from the Western factories. True the
number of paper mills the limited,
but. at this writing both Oakland and Los Angeles,
which have lately been running for supremacy
lin the number of plants to be established have
been Investigating this Alaska wood pulp
proposition with view establishing a large mod
ern paper mill. There is also large mill Port
Angeles which expects to double its capacity this
winter And there several very successful mills
in operation in British Columbia, which supply
all Pacific Coast newspapers. 1t will not be long
before the newsprint market west of the Mississippi
River will be exclusively supplied by these Northwest
mills. If Eastern paper manufacturers, when trying
protect their threatened industry, would for the
absolutely ignore the question of transporta
I ton costs and look to the almost unlimited supply
OF pulp in the far west, they would be enabled to
more quickly arrive at solution of their troubles.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
HASTEN ACTION ON SHIP sUBsIDYi.:t


If 1t Nre9.s with the House Of Representatiyes
President Harding will action his ship. subsidy
without prolonged haggng and minimum
Of debate fer Chairman Campbell, Republican OF
Kansas, of the Hcuse Rules Committee has let it be
known that it will be brought in the House under
special rule to expedite action. Mr.. Campbell,i Aho
was defeated fer denomination last Spring fecehtlt
announced his intention and said it purposed
to get the bill of the way in the House beftre
Chris If President Harding adhered to his plan to
reccnvene Congress in November. ,ca
AZ recent press despatch indicated that special
session would begin about November 20th.-The first
matter be considered will be the subsidy proposal
Mr.. Campbell indicated that it would be considered
in the House under liberal rule, permitting debate
and amendments but one that will facilitate action.
Both branches OF Congress- he said should have taken
definite action by March 4th III cannot get IT. BY
then Congress should not be called back in special
session." he said II:
One of the things to be desired most heartily is
that when the regular session ends on March tih
next. there will be need for special session being
called Both Congress and the country need a rest,
ftcm legislation. With but little intermssion Con-
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

dress has been grinding away for the greater part OF
the time since the beginning of the Harding admin
istration. Its members are worn out ana ther weai
has heen seen in the legislation passed and some
of that which failed of passage The country needs
sost &c ,oucb as the members and both should have
4 good long one beginning next March 4th.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Perfect
Coffee
irn1KoO
without ),
correct -
FORMULATION

The old home coffee mill,
while it might operate
satisfactorily for a short
time, was very quick to
deteriorate into an in
strument for breaking
instead Of grinding cof
fee and the resulting
granulation was far from
lending itself to efficient
coffee making. With the
advent Of the Vacuum
Process it became posi-
bic topack cofeegr
and since that time. the
public has found it pos
sible to purchase coffee
with an improved gran
ulation. -
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
AN EVENING PRAYER
Furnished by DR.. w. A. ALLEN.)

Christ. Saviour, lay hold of Thy Cross.
of staff that stand mistaken, when the
floods high. The tale told is no fairy story
II some far away land it is this world and not an
other - this world with all its miseries and its
slaughter and it's ruin that Thou hast entered to
redeem. by Thy agony and bloody sweat forbid that
we should forget and fail Thee Amen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Presents Important Thing

The reason some girls will not
elope is that they want the presents
of their friends at the Wedding
Sam Hill. Their presence is not
necessary-the presents may be sent
by messengers or parcel post
j. H. Reed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Times Have Chanued

whats the matter, old chap, you
don't treat me the way you used
to-" complained Jones.
81 can't afford to do any treating
with liquor at its present price
replied the former Goodfellow
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Clarence Wants to Know

"Pa, it says here the woman swept
the room with her eye said Clar-
ence.
well, what of it, grumbled his
dad.
"Why, | was Just wandering il that
was even easier than sweeping 1t
with a vacuum cleaner" said Clar-
ence, as he disappeared through the
door.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
News Of the Names Club

r. B. notifies us Clara Newlotts
lives in Galveston. but nearly all the
girls know lots these days.
A. n. ldler is reported from st.
Louis. but maybe he only is a
Striker.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Gems From Guide Book to Success

Time spent in overcoming your
own weakness instead of criticising
those of others is time well spent
indeed. j. Z. F.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

YOU CAN SELL that property
through the classified-if II Is good
value ard you make that fact plain
In your advertising.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Fool Questions

w. N. asks: Are ships rubber
necks?" You know they are always
going out to sea
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

Someone has suggested that the charged
thirsty American passengers Shipping Board craft
should be designated merely, cover charge
ATLANTA Constitution.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
How Do You Glass Teachers?

(South Milwaukee Journal)
FOR RENT - Pleasant furnished
rooms. Teachers or ladies pre-
ferred 919 Minnesota Ave. Phone
1872 W.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
Daily Sentence Sermon

Not even a dead-beat can get out
of paying for his sins.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

r So Henry Ford is said to have passed John D.
Rockefeller in the race fer the worlds biggest for
tune! But he did it on Johns gas. Dok't forget
that Chicago News
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

.Nicola Lenn has fully recovered from his latest
death and will address the Communist Congress
early date Nashville Tennesseean)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

49, At last there is currency unit more debased than
the Russian ruble. The late Enver Pasha issued q
coin OF which it takes 4,00O.O00,O 600 to equal an
American dollar Buffalo Express
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
@scN9Bs
! VESVVv
- ~ I"
~ 80

He, Hum!
The cider would like to sit down,
SO bring a chair-be quick,
For if you let 1t stand too long
rIt's sure to make a kick.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

Some members of Congress going to listen
twice for the brass band they reach home New
York Herald
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

~. Kema Pasha appears to be consulting the Sultan
about like Lloyd George consults the King of Eng
land Dallas News
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

Henry Ford says coal prices going to tumble
Henry hasn't always been successful as prophet
Charleston News and Courier)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20
What Worried Him

What worried HIM
"Your house would look better II
it had a coat of paint on it, re-
marked Brown
at would look better to me if it
had mortgage off of it, sighed
Black.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

Observations of Oldest lnhabitant
! kin remember when "minding the
children" meant making the kids
mind you, but it's working in reverse
these days
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-20

The experiments that
Hills Bros. have con-
Quoted over a period of
years has shown that
this part Of coffee man
ufacture is an exceeding
ly important item. Cof
fee, ifground too coarse
ly will be wastefu1 in re-
suit, and if ground ex>
tremely fine, will lack in
flavor to an extent that
it will be impossible to
brew from it a perfect
cup Of coffee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
Strong Team Organized
By Local Fire Ladies'

Shift No. l Of the local fire de-
partment has organized a basepall
team that is expected 10 give near
by teams a stiff argument for hon
ors The Gas CO. team fell victims
20 the heavy slusging OF the fire.
men yesterday afternoon al Leeper
Park by the one-sided score OF -
TO o.
Zalis. tho Firemens pitching ace.
had very litt!e trouble with his op-
ponents. turning them back from
the plate with regularity The few
that were hit from his delivery
were turned into outs by the bril-
liant fielding Of his teammates.
Smith of the Gas Co team was
touched up freely and suffered also
from poor support.
Batteries. Shift No L.. Zalis and
starr; Gas Co. Erhart and smith.
a same is being arranged for May
10 at Leeper Park between the local
Firemen and a team representing
the Mishawaka department
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
BOUT
AROUSES ENGLAND
Great Demand for Tickets Has
Caused Managers to In
crease Capacity.

By Associated Press
LONDON. May 9.-The night be
tween Georges Carpenter and Ted
Kid" Lewis in the Black Friars'
road arena next Thursday evening is
exciting such great interest that the
managers OF me project have been
compelled to increase the seating
accommodations 10 a large extent.
There has been considerable quib-
bling between the managers Of the
lighters but all the difficulties now
have been satisfactorily overcome.
Lewis had been accused Of being
DESTROYS 10 wear a shock absorber'
i'm the nature Of a rubber tooth pro.
tector.
This he has shown 70 the peopl
Of the Carpenter camp ana Carpcr-
tier. finding that il was not so for
midable an affair as had been rumor-
ed. ha- withdrawn his objection to f..
The withdrawal. however. carries
with j, the prOviso that the protector
90 be- worn the night of the tight
must be shown him in the ring be-
fore the bout
Another difficulty was the ques-
ton of a referee The boxers and
the promoters finally asreed that the
editor OF a sporting paper should
appoint the arbiter and he has nomi-
mated Palmer. II had been re-
ported that Jack Dempsey. who VIII
witness the bout would referee. but
this proved untrue.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
Sport Summary
CBy United Press.)

LONDON-Jack Kearns. mana ger
of Jack Dempsey. admitted Tuesday
that he was getting no place with his
attempts for another Dempsey-Car-
pentler fight and that he might have
20 call il of until next fall.
LOUISVILLE-Morvich. swear
old favorite for the Kentucky derby
has nothing TO hide and Will work
the derby distance for the public be-
fore the day Of the race. Ben Block.
HIS owner. announced.
PAPIS--Jack Dempsey says he IS
homesick and tired of Europe. He
wants 10 sail from England on May
- and get back to California which
he claims has everything backed of
the map
Benny Leonard and
Rocky Kansas have been signed 10
meet for the lightweight champion
ship in Michigan City on July 4. &C
cording TO Floyd Fitzsimmons, pro-
moter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
LOCAL HIGH TRACK
TEAM MEETS REAL
OPPONENT IN NILES
Michigan High School Lads
Have Formidable Aggrega-
ton for Meet TUESDAY.

The track squas n the south
Bend high school has real JOB
ahead OF IT 10 The meet w.ts the
Niles Mich. team 20 be held a.
Nties next Tuesday afternoon Not
only has the Niles squad a strong
array of track artists but the Mich
isan seho-, is puil.rg for a cind-r
victory over south Bend in order Co.
wipe our the defeat administered -e
us net squad last season Barring
bad breaks the Niles aggregation IS
said 20 have a Good chance 70 see
us hope for a victory realized un-
less the local squad puts forth its
best efforts
weaver, who was second high ,u-
dividual point man in the iurerschol-
astic meet recently held 40 Kalama-
ZOO. in which 23 cams competed.
is Niles strongest bet This speedy
athlete is considered ONE OF tho
greatest high school track stars
the state az Michigan Weaver OK
cells primarily in the dashes huf IS
also a frst-Cla-s hurdIer some e
his teammates are also qualified 70
furnish some exceedingly stIn conn
petition for Coach Burnham's men.
For South Bend Burnham j.
placing his greatest hopes In Capt
Kintz. Bud Foster. Ike Noediseh
and Ernie Wilhelm He viii enter
kintz ln the pole vault and quarter
mile Foster viii compete tn the
+ high and low hurdle events. and
Noedis7h i'm the pole vault. discus.
/ shot put and javehn Ernie Will
helm y being depended upon 10
make it hot for Weaver ID the dasa-
o.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
By-Gosh, Bradley Horse,
Does 200 2-5 IN Trial

LEXINGTON. Ky. MAY BY
Gosh. one Of r r Bradley's trio OF
Kentucky derby representatives.
Tuesday covered a mile and one
quarter the derby distance. in
2:06 2-5 and finished Well In hand.
although in the stretch. E. Barnes.
carrying the full derby weight. urg-
ed him some The work was in lieu
OF an expected start the colt was TO
have made Tuesday afternoon, but
the race ne was 20 start IN did not
I'LL The stock Of z r Bradley.
as q result OF By-Gosh's fast trial.
rose accordingly and hopes OF the
Blue Grass section were revived
that Mr. BVadley's 1921 success in
the famous classic would be re-
peated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
ATHLETICS HAMMER
INDIANS HURLERS
Covaleskie, Keefe and Bagby
Pounded for 20 Hits in
l5-4 Victory.

PHILADELPHIA. May 9-Ham-
mering Coveleskie. Keefe and Rogby
for % hits enabled Philadelphia
10 get back at Cleveland tuesday,
with a Is 10 victory Monday
the Indians won II TO 4 Four
home runs. two by Miller. four
triples and two doubles were IN
cluded in the Athletics hitting. d.
Jones. former Clevelander. had four
hits including two triples. Score:
Cleveland .O20 200 600 l
Philadelphia O22 013 7Ox-15 % o
Coveleskie. Keefe. Bagby and @
Neil. Shinault; Romel and Perkins.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
TRIPLE GIVES REDS Al
VICTORY OVER BRAVES

CINCINNATI. O. May .. - Dun
cans triple with the bases filled in
the sixth inning was the main fac
tor in giving Cincinnati a 4 to l VIC
tory over Boston here Tuesday.
Donohue pitched brilliantly. a wild
throw by Bohne letting in Bostons
only run Score.
Boston .... OO1 600 OOO-1 ?
Cincinnati co.. 600 OO4 O0x-4 10 >
Marquard. McQuillan and Gowdy:
DonOh1e and Hargrave.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
HIGGINS HARASSED
BY UNRULY YANKS
Ability of Managerial Mite
Shines Through Surface
of Turbulence.

NEW YORK. May 9.-The worthy
Mr Husgins may bee an the varieties
90 managerial sap" his critics say
81 him He may he a poor mixer"
an indifferent executive, a bad tao
tician and e theorls. II the most
bItherins sort. yeti
He WINS one pennaut while doinS
business with the most unruly. tut-
lulent collection OF bali players
known 20 modern baseball and the
odds are very good that he wlll win
another Within the course OF a few
months n you have a fancy for
re-ults not reasons. there Is nothing
in AIR HugEin's major league life
thar could NOT be huns on the par
lor wall between The diploma from
the correspo ndeucc school and the
picture of grandfather in his civil
war uniform
The idea has been advanced that
some managers are made hy he BAH
clubs they boss some such though.
IS often expressed in connection with
Hueg.ns and the Yankees It is one
Of the kindest things they say about
him. for Huggins IS an odd little
monkey wrench aud until very
recently made few friends in New
York
But they are becoming more char
liable I'm their attitude first Of all
bCcause there isn't much verbal dirt
TO Ice tossed as manager who wins
pernant and again because his
troubic with carl MAYS and Waite
Hort was such as 10 excite popular
sympathy for the harassed little mite
- "a man
That very clement Of physical In
Significance is one OF higgins
ercatcs, Liabilities sir him down on
the tsnch beside Ruth MeUsel Ba-
KEY TipD Mcmillan Hcyt. ShaWkev
and other ample specimens 0f the
haU field and Hugeins' popularity
shTrkS like a cotton uecktie
Quite O few Of The Yankees fiz-
ure hcy know more about manaE-
.ns BAH club than Higgins ana
som etlmes they set out 90 prove e.
ou oceas Ions of this nature "a bit
more Drawn and less n.ersltion
would help him win the argument
AS % Is some OF them have threat
encd him with their fists first ard
mace amends with their tongues
afterward
il is intolerahle situation. and q
HuEEins never wen a bali game hi
siihi would be perfect There Is iust
about as much harmony amcnE the
Yankees as there Is .n a back room
Qus--tette
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
BROWNS POUND OUT IS
WIN OVER SENATORS

WASHINGTON May Extra
base hits figured prominently in the
: TO victory of st. Louis over
Washington Tuesday A drive over
the wall by Judge with two on base
i'm the third gave the locals an
early lead. and a clout for the cir
cult by Tobin. scoring Bayne ahead
of him. gave the visitors their win
ming margin in the seventh. Score.
Washington .0O4 100 00O-S 10 .
St Louis ... 900 O32 200 Il o
Vangilder. Bayne and SEVERED;
Francis. Gleason and Charity.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10

LONDON. May IF Il hadn't
been for Angela Churchill's vacant
stare she would have been the
worlds youngest voter. Under Eng
lish law. anyone whose name hap
pens TO get onto the register of vot-
ers is entitled 10 vote, regardless Of
age or other qualifications. SO when
Angela's name by accident appeared
on the register at Sithney. Cornwall
her mother carrier her TO the polls
Her age was given as eighteen
months and II was decided she could
vote. but when the usual questions
were put 70 her. she only stuck a
finger in her mouth and stared.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
NnLLERs TIGHTEN LEAD

MINNEAPOLIS. May 9.-Minne-
apolis dug a little deeper into first
place Tuesday, defeating Column
bus. to- /. while Indianapolis lost.
Wade's fourth home run of the SET q
son scored Jourdan ahead Of him in
the third, overcoming a one run
lead gained by the senators in re
anne inning. Score;
Columbus ....001 600 OOO-1 s I
Minneapolis .002 Dol 0Ox-3 2 o
Rurwell Snyder and Hartley.
MCGraw and Mayer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10

The 2 NJ. Q baseball club Is seek
IN 20 schedule some games for any
Sunday this month with teams either
in South Bend or outside the city.
Those desiring information are ASK
ed 20 call Lincoln 590S between six
and seven O'Clock. or 10 write LLOYD
Jo'es 251e linden av
The lineup Of the P. NJ @. team
follows Cabo. G. Clark. p; Ruppel.
SIS. Gray. II. Dueos. Oh. Fisher. b.
capt. Joles. f. Miller. IF. A.ch. CT.
Rotation. SaUee and Hank. substi.
tutes. Williams. manager.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
IT'S 4 QUEER WORLD,

CHICAGO, MAY s-Prince Charm
ing OF legendary fame has a rival in
real life.
He is Prince Max Egoz de Hob
enlohe Langenburg OF Austrian roy
atty. who is in Chicago on the first
leg Of a tour Of the country.
The prince. youthful. handsome
and stately. modestly admitted an
aversion 20 tobacco. liquor and pro-
family.
He confessed. however. that he
once-only once-violated the laa
OF these three vices"
7 said damn" the prince declar-
ed. 1T was on the day I landed in
this country. I swore because l had
Tot come here sooner"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10

Since the inception of modern
baseball only three major league
pitchers have ever pitched a perfect
game.
These three are:
Charley Robertson. who. for the
White Sox, allowed the Tigers nei-
Their a run nor a hit during the
game of April 30 In all. % men
faced him. not one Of whom reached
the initial sack.
Cy Young. who. in 1904. pitched
a nO-hit. no-run game for the Bos-
ton Americans against the Athle.
tics
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
YANKEE ROOKIE BREAKS
UP GAME FOR CHICAGO

NEW YORK. May Camp
Skinner. a new Yankee rookie,
broke up an exciting 10 inning
game here Tuesday between the
Yankees and White Sox by smash
ing a single through the box with
Scott on third Jones, who relieved
Shawkey in the 9th, held the White
SoN safe. Score:
Chicago .....O04 600 POI 90 Il I
New York OO0 04O 20 is 13 8
Hodge. Acosta and Schalk; shaw
key Jones and Devormer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-10
GIANTS WHITEWASH
CARDINAL CLAN, 60
Masterful Hurting of Ryan
and Struggling of Teammates
Turn In Victory.

ST. LOUIS. May Bin Ryan
OF New York turned back the Car
finals Tuesday, winning TO 0. due
TO the smuggling OF his mates and his
masterful hurting Bill Pertica was
wild and Sherden was sent IN after
the game was apparently lost. Score:
New York &c.. 200 OPP OOO-6 10 o
st. Louis .... 600 600 600 : 2
Ryan and Snyder; Sherdel. Walk
er. Petrica and Ainsmith. Clemens