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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03

Where Is My Wandering Boy To-
night" She'll find him at the movies.
Other hlm-song-titles may be
~Father, Dear Father, Come Home
With Me Now" while yeRgmen are
making raids ION the Banks of the
Wabash"
Her Only Way led Norma Tai
madge into moving pictures
Elaine Hammerstein pays 500 to
have her hair permanently waved"
while her colored maid gives twice
that sum to have her own curly locks
made straight.
How Time Flies
Films, only short time ago in
their infancy, have arrived, accord
ing to a new title, at The Foolish
Age"
What Do Men Want AT the
Stage Door-especialiy when the
electric signs apply to movie thea
tire?
Film titles are frequently appro-
pirate. Mrs. w. S. Hart (Winifred
Westover) is the object of Conway
Tearlc's affection in a Selznick pic
ture titled Loves Masquerade.
Niles WEIGH does not believe in
signs of the movie variety. On the
day his work with Elaine Hammer
stein was issued under the title of
why Announce Your Marriage
WEIGH presented his wife with 4
frame house commemorating their
wooden wedding anniversary.
You Are Hereby Informed
That Eugene O'Brien began life as
a baby.
That Buster Keaton has finished
shooting Cops"
That Conway Tearle is off the
stage and into pictures.
That The Soul Saver is not the
pictured life of cobbler.
That Owen Moore's new comedy
declares Love Is An Awful Thing
That Evelyn Laye will be made =
screen queen with an English reputa-
ton.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03
Glib MEETING

The first general meeting OF the
Fortnightly Club. was held in the
social rooms of the library. last e.
ening with Mrs. L. G.. Swartz. the
new president. presiding. After the
business meeting a very fine pro-
gram was enjoyed by the large aud
fence of members and guests. The
guests OF honor were Mrs I>uchens a
state officer of Indiana Harbor and
Mrs Canine. president of the Wom-
ans Club of East Chicago. The
rooms were beautifully decorated
with autumn leaves and festoons OF
crepe paper in colors OF burnt or
ange and black. During the social
hour which followed a two course
luncheon was served, cafeteria style
by the committee. that was in
charge.
Mrs. Charles Stress of Rockport.
Texas. returned home on Sunday.
after months visit with her daueh
ter Mrs. Carl Buehler and family. of
Forsyth. Harry Stress and wife of
Central avenue. Charles Stress and
family Of Myrtle avenue. Arthur
stress and wife OF Lake avenue and
JuliGs Stress and family of East
side.
Don't forget the Old Settlers club
this evening at the Community
Center
The regular monthly meeting of
the Lutheran Ladies' Aid will be
bed in the church Easement Thurs
r~H sf+arpooo a. .u,o o-c1ocl- A..
~ the meeting Mrs. H. F. Eggers
fmmittee will entertain at Bunco
f-e shr1ents will be served.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03
Observation-Disclosures.

a very pretty wedding took
place at the home OF Mr.. and Mrs
Frank Horlbach OF Indianapolis
boulevard on Saturday evening ,
s o'clock when their daughter, Ma
RE Horlbach was united in mar
riaGe to Mr.. Paul Seehausen Of
West Hammond by the Rev Bopp
OF the Lutheran church. The bride
wore a beautiful gown Of blue
crepe de chine with trimm ng Ct
silver lace and carried a shower
bouquet of bridal roses. Miss
Martha Steine of Hegewisch, and
the brides brother Kenneth Horl-
bach attendt~ the couple After
the ceremony was performed an
elaborate six course diner was
served to fifty guests. A number
of them were from out-of-town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Seehausen left on
their honeymoon for different
points in Minnesota and after their
return viii reside with the bride :
parents on indianapolis boulevard
for the present time.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03
ROBERTSDALE

PRINCESS THEATRE TONIGHT
"HUMAN HEARTS, with House
Peters and an all star cast. Coming
Wednesday, "BLOOD AND SAND"
RodoIph Valentino. 1923
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03

Soundings tken in all parts OF the
navigable globe have established
the fact that the average depth OF
the sea is about two and a half
miles.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03
The average duration OF life in
england is now ifty-seven years.
FILM SMILES
and 50 forth
BY Hi Speed
MNsls;S;;;;$!; n.
INNWR1 socplp bETTTn'
Nv THAN rr LOOKS
By Hopp

u LIN producers
Il have h o w n
lack of respect for
age in going to
plays and novels
for inspiration and
n o W they have
turned to old songs
for photoplay top
les. No need now
for mother to wall :
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03

PRINCETON. Sept. Princeton
housewives are learning ii is dan
Eerous to leave vinegar jugs unpro-
tected since the advent Of prohibit
ton. Almost every week police are
notified of the theft of jugs from
back porches. the thieves evidently
searching for something with a
kick
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03

Since 1904 the Straube Piano and Music store has sold
pianos in Hammond and Lake County Throughout
these eighteen years the people of this community have
supported the business given their patronage This
loyal and regular patronage has had much to do with
making possible the established policy Of the store: One
price to ALL and to all fair price. The support Of the
community has made it possible for the store to handle
high class goods; and the integrity and honesty Of the
stores customers have made safe sell on reasonable
terms with minimum down payments.
The propnetors Of the Staube Piano and Music store
realize the debt Of gratitude they owe to the community
and for long time they have wanted to give the people
Of Hammond and Lake county some material manfes-
tation of this gratitude. Just how to do this has been
problem but the arrival of the eighteenth anniversary
has served inspiration. In short has been de-
cided to hold big anniversary celebration to have
an open House. month for the people Of the COM
munity
But before telling Of the coming celebration the propes of the
store desire to state that one of the primary objects of the undertaking
bring good homes of the community wish were posi-
Die place Lake
family the community might have privileges
Of childhood Any realize this ambition of course could not but
result failure but the Saube willing make supreme
sst those who teel the need of the home And doing this the
propnetors hope to show their gratitude to community
IN an effort to accomplish this offered at prices
winch Will come revelation and the
need the opportunity BY Every offered will be bv II.
usual Saue guaranteeand the people the community know what that
means The personnel of the busy figuring price of the in
rments to be offered down the lowest possible mark This work will
be completed within days. when will be made to
the public through this newspaper
In making this preliminary the Of
friends and it the general sens.
of the Business good Sraube:h sacrifice ., in orr
simply about undertake the celebration showing gratitude
the tfavors
The celebration will through
out the The will be all
benefit Of their
h will be the
&c quoted that understand
celebration for the benefto O friends
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-03

INDIANAPOLIS Sept. Three
thousand seventy-four fres IN the
state OF Indiana. from January /.
1922. to juno 80. 1922. caused a total
loss OF s2,es5.sss. according to re-
report ~ Newman r. Miller. state
FIRE marshal
Lightning losses in the six months
period amounted TO a total of H.
oo5. OF the SO buildings damaged
by lightning. % were roded and 10
were not.
The FIRE loss by months, as record
ed by the fire marshal was as fol-
lows
January $s44311 February. sS19.-
731: March. 1903, 1oe: April. s434.6sO:
May $2s6.56S; June. s297.4s7.
Barns and manufactures head the
list Of fires. with barns having a
lead over the later.
The Washington times., 1922-11-03

&c.
: btit Cocoon J.. who
..F u" l.. half OF
I.- .... ID "
h, .r." .. .an rnrr n
bed ais %. Eht nav, s ed
to be 200.
The Washington times., 1922-11-03
rockingham Phibbs on
Women in the
Jury Box

that was the vote. Now they've
got that and they're trying 20
make him the goat. This equal
rights business has absut reached
It's limit"
It's a darn good thing for this
country OF ours. Mr.. Phibbs." re.
torted the irate Amanda. that
you're not a Congressman"
Good gracious" shouted Froth-
ingham. do / sound as foolish
as all that?"
you do" said Mrs. Phibbs.
why do you think women
shouldn't serve as jurors?"
Women" commenced Phibbs.
with great stress. Women are
too tenderhearted. II . murderer
on trial admitted his guilt and
said he was sorry for his act and
would never do II again. what
would happen? The majority OF
'em would cry with him and for.
give him."
THAT" answered Amanda. "is
untrue. A great many men COM
init murder when they marry nice
innocent girls like myself, and we
women never forgive 'em for II,
either. What other objejDons
have you?"
"Woman's place IL in the
home," continued Phibbs.
And by the Same keen process
OF intelligent reasoning. q mans
place is in the cellar" shot back
the missus. ridiculous. Women
have a better sense Of justice than
men, and serve with greater en-.
thusiasm."
"Of course, they do" readily
agreed Frothy. They can't wait
to hear all the scandal. and natu.
rally their enthusiasm Is unbound
ed. Would a jury Of women ever
acquit a dashlngly beautiful wom.
an OF a serious crime?" Phibbs
thought this was a poser and lean.
ed back in triumph, content that
he had put over a ten-strike.
And tell me-" asked the missus,
has a jury Of men ever convict.
ed the same type Of woman?"
This shot was entirely unex.
pected and rockingham visibly
showed his distress. There was
a few moments Of silence -
Amanda gleefully eyed him.
II read an article little while
ago." she went on, how a man
and wife have been picked to serve
on the same jury. Now what do
you think OF that?"
Frothy coughed.
Him." he smiled. there's one
jury that's never going to agree"
The Washington times., 1922-11-03
BY Nat N. DOrfman.

"W"s&%Sy n.y. %y ar; s..rs a;s & '':s's:i s.s:s
her husband chuckled TO himself
over the Sunday newspapers.
THE comic page" responded
rockingham Phibbs. with slac-
rity. II says here that women
are soon to serve everywhere with
men as jurors"
And suppose you think that's
funny" flashed back the missus.
Evidently you don't realize won.
en- are on equal terms with men"
"Oh, no." refuted the lord and
paymaster OF the housescold. mer-
rily. "A man will extend credit
TO his friends. but the only terms
a woman knows when her hus.
band comes home on Saturday
night is cash. Women expect too
much from man." cried Phibbs.
For years man had but one right
woman couldn't get In on and
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LAFFS IN THE
NEWS

Funny how an amendment to
the Constitution can give so
much importance to the hereto
fore lowly prescription blank.
When a horse opens its mouth
you can tell its age: when
woman opens her mouth-you
can't get away quick enough.
The dumbest man in the world
las been found at last. He's 105
ears old and he's been unable to
,alk ever since he was a child.
Even the humorists have just
about dried themselves up on pro.
hibition Jokes.
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LEFT OUT OF
OUR HISTROIES
by Our Own Historian.


A NTIOCHCS'S tomb has Just
~ been unearthed by scientists,
but so far as can be learned
they are the only ones excited
about II.
The report that Cinderella's foot
was the smallest In the world is
denied by 1876 movie press agents
who are ready to get publicity at
any time on the subject for their
respective stars.
There are many pessimists
around today. but Noah was the
original wet blanket.
When Tennyson wrote his
"Idylls OF a King" he never sus-
pected so many of EN- would be.
Robert Bruce. so the story goes,
cleverly eluded an army that COM
nletely surrounded him, but
Vert is a piker compared to the
...-1 that get a. from the
Ms S ~rc '. at Times
l3a1.
The Washington times., 1922-11-03
UNANSWERED
BY La Monte Waldron.

T NET her on the subway stair,
L A dame quite tall, and passing fair,
wonder why she bought 'em.
A dame whose fringes whipped the air;
Those fringes caught upon the rail,
They lashed out at each passing male
And then like a belated TAIL
The closing doors caught 'em.
Her temper rising I could see,
She yanked her bearded garments free
While some observers showed their glee
As she at last got seated.
A baby in the seat behind
One Of the very naughty kind
Took up the fringe and on II dined,
Yes, cooed and chewed and bleated.
A yank betrayed the wicked child,
The dame was speechless, nearly wild,
And hard.boiled creatures boldly smiled
As though the kid were clever.
Why do the ladies wear such things
As dragging doo-dads, bearded wings,
And panels loaded down with strings3
You think they'll tell your Neveri
The Washington times., 1922-11-03
Arithmetic.

Visitor: How much milk does
the old cow give?p Farm Hand:
About eight quarts a day.
ma'am." Visitor: And how much
OF that do you sell?" Farm Hand:
About twelve, ma'am."
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Mamma Was Right.

Daughter: IA certain young
man sent some flowers this morn.
ing" Mama: Don't gay a Ger.
tain young man. my dear. There
is none Of 'em certain till you've
got EN-"
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So Did the Sc. aior-.
Mar had a little lamb,
It's wool was rather cheap:
But when they raised the tariff
She started keeping sheep!
The Washington times., 1922-11-03
Economical.

Economical.
Jack Spratt could drink no gin,
His wife could drink no rye:
And so between them both
They kept the cellar dry.
The Washington times., 1922-11-03

".~ D. life as
....r. he lived
bet, ,.a .|."' s were
lighten,~ =. g.#.. ten by
chorus girls +. pDNi .'.o@.
All Baba .s.D E.H.e Wa his
forty thieves, .'.u IS h first
inkling we ha Dnl ~, had
taxi-drivers in ..- .a,=
Nero played a al. wife Is. lie
burned and it i ..~ .~y,c4 t
this was what h, .,'.s...s.. ..'
height Of horror, ~ pIorrH 81
"ruleles not havin- st Aon~ ~.
nted
Virgil. the Latinisi 10 .r I'VE
shirt to the local a.. ...rHa.au
was 40 educated h X 90" r,..y
II the pins in h. ,o!t Hr,.
Il. - 'em.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06
Herrell Happenings.

The farmers are getting anxious
about putting in their crops as they
have been delayed for SO long on &C
count OF rains.
Mr.. Wayland has returned from
War; ,nsburg, where he has been Wis
iting for the past week or two.
Mis-. Dan Newton spent Sunday
afternr on with Mrs. Wick Ray.
Mrs. George Hertz is able to be up
after two weeks illness.
Mr.. and Mrs Ashby Wayland, Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Wayland and baby,
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Taylor and SON
and Mir. Wayland spent Sunday at
Oren lsons.
Helcn and Dorothy Clark spent the
week end with home folks.
Mrs. Joe Clark called OH Mrs.
Hertz Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed Powell and
daughter, Christine, Misses Jennie
end Ethel Donovan spent Sunday at
Frank To,~ell's.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. c. Jones visited at
the N'ayiand home one day last week.
BETSY.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06

Goo Late for Last u eek
spring began March II, nice,
warm, sunshiny day.
On Thursday night CT las, week NE
lad terrible rain, there was no mail
OH some of the routes because OF high
water.
Mr.. Druker's little boy who died
lat Kansas City and was brought back
"a Sunday. The funeral was held
March FL at the Lutheran church and
buried i'll Mulberry cemetey.
Mr.. Hamilton's new barn IS pro-
aressing nicely under the skilltul
work OF Mr.. c. Girls. The rain, and
bad weather has worked quite hard
slip on both Mir. Hamilton and the
cJntractor i'll erecting this mammoth
barn.
Hartley & Hamilton shipped hogs
rom Amoret to Kansas City this
week.
There is quite bit OF hog cholera
over the country about Concord and
other vicinitieS. \ good many are
saccinating. We understand Arthur
y cstover has done good bit OF the
work. Also Mr.. Fred Brayton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willie Jensen spent
ia-t Wednesday with Sam Malone
and wife.
Mr.. and Mrs. Weber lost little
sri with pneumonia Mar. -. The
i,:neral was held at the Lutheran
church Mar. 70 and burial in Mulberry
cemetery.
Miss Ethel MCGUIRE was operated
on for tonsilitis at Rich Hill hospital
and returned home one day last week.
Mr.. Burch, who has been visiting
III, brother, Ellsworth Burch, who is
sick, has returned home ard Mr..
Burch's sister is visiting him.
]. B. Sanford and son, Harry, also
Willie Jensen, are working the road
along the Sanford home.
There was very hard rain on
Thursday night, branches were up so
high no rural mail went in many
places on Friday.
Fro. Bowman preached Sunday
morning and night at the NJ. E.
church. The roads were almost inn
passahIe from Butler to Virginia but
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06

taining programs. The County Unit
bill viii be discussed in 4 debate at
the nest meeting which will be he'd
Aprrl til.
C,l. J. \. Sharp and Jno. E;ch'er
have been hauling hay in the bundle
from Al Fox's farm, west OF Passaic.
The Passaic High School held a
meeting last week to decide whether
or not to continue. The main speaker
WAS L. Roster. No change WIS made
HE school VIII proceed under the
Supervision OF Miss lark.
Miss Ratcllff OF Pa>saic has III cd
II the same. door yard ior :; years
Size came here with her parents at
tbl age of seven, from Illinois
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06
North New Home.

Cland Hoots and wife, OF Butler,
Spent Sunday with her father.
John Phelps and wife spent Sunday
in Brtler with Charley Dickerson and
wife.
Ezra Mccormack, wife and daugh-
Ter spent .Sundey afternoon at Brick
McCaugheys.
Bud Berry and family, Tom
Chandler and family. Fred Pahlman
and family visited Sunday at Mr..
Chandler's.
Willie Kegerries and wife visited
Sunday at Frank Miller's.
Nit Reeves, wife, Cliff Ehart and
wife and daughter, Edith, spent Sun
day at Mr.. Keeton's.
lack Patterson, of Kansas City Wis
tied Sunday and Monday with his
parents, J. A. Patterson and wife.
Rev. Randall preached at New
Hope Saturday night, Sunday and
Sunday night.
Mr.. Keeton is still improving and
able t. be TIP.
The Times phone number is 81.
Get the habit of calling up.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06
Lost Your Appetite =?
Are You Rundown? Here's the Short
Road to Strength, Vim, Vitality

Kansas City, Mo.-"Ahoui the only
medicine l have ever given my little
boy is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. He never was very strong. and,
being delicate, would become rundown
very quickly-would suffeS loss OF ar-
petite. would give him the Golden
Medical Discovery and it always built
him up in good health. have also
given this medicine rs tonic in the
spring, and for such Golden Medical
Discovery has 40 equal. l do recc,n-
mend its use "--Nlrs. Geo. Aia.l, sag
North Chelsea St.
Go at once to your neighborhccd
drug store and get the Discovery"
in tablets or liquid and you'll he
surprised at the way you'll pick UP.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06
THIRTY YEARS AGO
April E, 1899.

DR., Pattcn lett the tir>: q; the week
to spend a few weeks i'll Arkansas for
his health.
The public schools O; this city Will
close May II. There VIII he but II
graduates this year,
Mrs. Frank Lloyd Is down from
KANSAS City visiting ag the home OF
l.er parents, Mir. and Ms, George
Smith.
Mt. Olive church, in Shawnee town
ship, was burned one DAY last week.
There was but $500 Insurance or the
building
Our friend W. B. Tyler. with his
family. left the first u the week Tor
FL Dorado Springs. where they will
locate temporarily.
The three judges q tire Cas- coun-
ty court are NOW sclouroins III the
Kansas City Jail for refusing 10 make
the levy to pay the fraudulent, bond
tax.
The Marias dies Cygnes river was
on 4 rampage last week and Noah
Nyhart said that the overflow OF the
bottoms was as great a. lie ever saw
Married Mach s, 1902, al. the resi-
dence OF Mrs. T. Murphy. Miss Nam
nie L. Murphy to Mr.. Henry L.
Balm, OF Webb City. The Rev. Bar
rett officiating.
Geo. T. Rhcdrs and Miss Sa!lie l.
Vaughn were united III marriage al the
home OF the brides father, Enos
Vaughn in New Home township yes
torday.
The State Superintendent Of Pub
lie Schools has announced ;ha; the
Montrose high school has been raised
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06


March came in with SHOW and biz
zard, and has LEFT Us again alter many
heavy rains throughout the month.
The country seems TO be covered
with black birds i'll every direction one
goes. |; is something very unusual.
IN some places people are having to
bring in their corn as soon as shuck-
ing it out to keep them from deYour-
ing it.
y very interesting basket ball game
was played at Virginia Friday even
ing.
!. II. Park has ordered IS evergreen
trees to beatty the Virginia cemetery.
Mr.. Park would appreciate having
some Of the neIshbors help in plant
;ng these trees and in many other
ways to help fix the cemetery up.
Mr.. Burch's family had ptomanc
poisoning last Monday night from
eating can OF pressed chill for sup
per. They were sick until Tuesday
afternoon when their physician pro-
nounced them out OF danger.
Jas. +. Park had stock sale last
Friday. He has some nice stock and
the sale was quite successful.
Mr. kccton is reported not so well
this week.
Mcclure Mercantile Co. informed
Us last week they were compelled to
hire teams to haul goods for them and
haul oil eggs both to Butler and
Amoret as the roads were too muddy
for their big trick.
Harry Sanford and father, J. 3.
Sanford, we're Butler visitors Satur-
day.
Bro. Post preached on his regular
appointment Sunday the first SUN
day i'll the month both morning and
night.
A very few have sowed oats, but it
has been so wer the majority OF peo-
pie have not been able to SOW. The
ground is thoroughly soaked with
water.
Mrs. Carrie Henderson was taken
very sick week ago last Sunday.
DIR. Lusk was called 10 see her. At
this writing she is some better.
Eggs have been foc for several
weeks and there are lots of them be-
ing sold now.
Bro. Bowman breaches next Sun
day, April 8, morning and night.
Sunday school at GAS a. m. aud
League 6:3O p. nj. e
SLEEPY JIM.
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the pastor was here to fill his appoint
ment on the fourth Sunday as usual.
Potato planting is going to be late
Ibis spring, The ground has been
too wet to ploW and scarcely anybody
mas planted yet.
Grass and wheat are growing nice
~ and are SO pretty and green.
SLEEPY JIM.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06

DIR. Jane Duraway, OF FL Dorado
Springs has been appointd member
of the medical staff OF the state hos
pital for the insane at St. Joseph.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06

The State Superintendent Of Pub
lie Schools has announced that the
Montrose high school has been raised
to first class.
The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1922-04-06
Virginia Locals.

Goo Late Tor Las. Ncck)
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-04-21

Mrs. T. O. Sattler, who has so sue
cessfully managed the bird store on
East Main street since it's establish
ment several months ago, has re-
signed and accepted a position at
CANDLES big furniture store on South
Third street. Mrs. Sattler is eminent
ly fitted for the position, and the high
esteem in which she is held by her
large circle of friends and acquaint-
ances throughout the city will un-
doubtedly materially add to the popu-
larity of the store. Especially should
this be the case with members of or
ganized labor, as no one in Newark
labored harder for union principles
than did her late husband, "Tom, 4"
Sattler. Mrs. Sattler will be glad to
meet her friends at the Gamble store
and exhibit some of the rare bargains
to be found in that extensive estab-
lishment.