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over LOO miles in less than three hours.
The folks who read about all that in the
newspapers of a couple of days or a week or
so later probably said: "Well, well What
won't they think of next! 1t seems like tempt
ing Providence, | declare"
To-day the press associations would send
brief message: Flash, release story of open
ing of canal sent you in advance by mail" and
all the member newspapers would have COM
pete accounts on the street within fifteen min
utes.
LET US return invites Mr. Todd in his
history, "to the four pioneer boats which. at
the moment Of the inrushing of the waters
began their journey eastward. First came the
Seneca Chief, drawn by four spirited gray
horses in elegant harness, and following her
the Superior the Commodore Perry, freight
boat and the Buffalo, Of Erie They bore as in
vted guests distinguished company-De
Witt Clinton, then Governor of New York;
Lieutenant Governor Talmadge, the delega-
ton from New York appointed to extend the
inequalities of the city to the distinguished
and eminent men.
AS TIE feet moved slowly along the people
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feel an enormous contempt for the
- helpless creatures Of nursery fiction.
Take Bluebeard's wife (his last one)
rs an example. Seemingly the distracted crea-
ture never once thought Of trying to radio to
vengeful kinsmen news of her plight
Sister Ann was wasting valuable time, from
watching from the top of the tower for dust
clouds on the horizon when she might have
been trying to get telephone connection with
Police Headquarters. To be convincing in 1922
the Bluebeard story should have inserted
paragraph like this
Hello, Operator! Gimme Spring 3100.
Migawd, hurry! My brother-in-awr's having
one Of his mean spells and's gonna commit
moder. Yes, that's what / said Murder
---rnoider What hummer am calling? Say,
listen, dearie you gimme the manager I'll
show you no one can't get fresh with Sister
Ann"
A hundred years ago this would not have
been sound criticism. Communication in those
days was as tedious concern, probably, as
when Sister Ann tried to wig-wag with her
handkerchief. series of cannon signals. re-
layed from Buffalo, notified New York that at
last the waters of Lake Erie had rushed into
the canal; and that was as recent as 1925.
"At precisely 10 o'clock on the morning of
the 26th Of October, 1885," says "Todd's His
tory Of New York City," "the waters of Lake
Erie rushed into the canal and the feet of
canal boats began it's Journey At the same
instant the first signal gun at Buffalo was
fired. Its report, repeated by relays Of can
non, swept over the broad reaches of the lake
basis to Rochester across the Genesee's flats
to Syracuse, over the sixty seven-mile level to
Utica and down the beautiful valley of the
Mohawk to Albany. At IL a. M to moment
the grim old veteran standing to his piece at
Castleton caught the signal gun from Albany
at 11:03, Hudson one minute later, Catskl
Upper Red Hook, Rhinebeck and Hyde Park
at moment intervals. At II 100 it reached
Poughkeepsie, and the eagles on Storm King
screamed with joy, thinking war had come
again. Hamburg, Newburgh, West Point,
Fort Montgomery, Stony Point, Sing Sing,
Closters Landing, Fort Washington, Fort
Gansevoort, the Battery, Fort Lafayette re-
ceived it in succession and sent it laundering
on, the last station-Sandy Hook-receving it
at 11:21 a. M, twenty-one minutes after it
left Albany and one hour and twenty-one min
utes from Buffalo. This did not equal the
speed Of the telegraph, but it was certainly
more impressive and romantic At twenty
two minutes past II o'clock Fort Lafayette be-
gan the return fire, which reached Buffalo at
ten minutes before T. the sound having travelled
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-16
J. DOUGHBOY
JUNIOR
BY Herbert B. Mayer

T Ohm DOUGHBoY JR.--the younystnu
the Citizens Military Training Camp
a. will come into his own on Auyus. o
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The PopuIace Continueth
On Their Way

And the folk picked up the dinars and went
their way, praising Allah for their good for
tune, but saying little of Will.
With letters and advertisements and nam
phlets and emissaries, yea, even with soap.
sought Corners Bey to turn the thoughts of
the people from sordid things to Will ibn
Hearst, yet would his lack of success have
daunted a man of less sanguine temperament
or one who had been spending his own money!.
For the folk said little, and what thew did saw
came by no means under the head of campaien
material.
Now, Will ibn Hearst had been travelling
upon the seas, returning ever and anon to the
shores of his land in the hope that some one
would stage mighty welcome home for him.
Yet though he went forth again and again and
returned forthwith, none tuned up the dulci
mer or blew the sackbut to greet his entrance
into his own.
AND 1t came to pass that while he tarried
IN his own land a little while until another
craft of the Britons should sail to bear hin,
overseas once more that Corners Bey sought
him and salaamed in the presence of his lord.
Then the Sheik ul Islam greeted his visitor
graciously, saying: "The days have been long
since last saw thee. oh. Corners Bey. vet it
bringeth joy to my heart to mark how kindly
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Continued on page si1)
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The Speaker Pouseth in Vein
Fer Lamentations

The Speaker Pouseth ir, Vein
Fer Lamentations
Then waited they for sounds of lament alton
to arise, bat behold there were none. where
fore they cried again in loud voices filled with
lamentaticn.
And at length one stopped their cutlery, say
Ing: How know We whereof We speak?"
Whereat they gave answer: "It is said on
reliable authority that Will bn Hearst him
self saith he desireth not to be Sultan
And he who had questioned them grunted
and, remarking: THAT makes it practically
unanimous" went his way.
NOW, when word of what the spreaders of
the runnor spake was brought to the Great
Mosque, where safe the Mullah Murfee. the
CHOSEN OF Allah communing upon the Infinite
behold, the great one rose from his seat and
Frustrated himself seven times upon his PRAYER
carpet, shifting his head upon it and CRYING
with an exceedingly loud voice: "Allah is
mighty; Allah is good!'
And when the good Caliph Hy-lan heard
the news he summoned his scribe forthwith
saying: "If thou hast not DESTROYED tha adj.
dress thou prepardest accepting nv nomina-
' oiA's 40 nieher IL thou hast done away
with 1T, prepare another at once!"
Then sent the sheik vi Islam for his good
friend, Corners Bey, and spake, saying: "Bes
noia' mast thou spread abroad the rumor
commanded, and is the lamentation heavy
throughout the city,"
And conners Bey gave answer, saying:
Search as ! might, oh, lord I have found
only enc who grieved. And he was one who
had net that the Republicans would triun,nh
over thee by at least 100000"
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in their might and demand that reconsider
my resignation
And Corners Bey salaamed, saying: "Thy
will is my will, oh, great Sheik'
And certain men duly commissioned went
forth thereupon into the bazaars and market
places, saying:
Alas that this city should see this day Be-
9 hold, 1T is rumored that Will ibn Hearst, the
Shelk ul Islam, will not reign over us as
Sultan"
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OLD FASHIONED
HONESTY
By Arthur Chapman

~ ELUCTANTLY turning our attention
momentarily from the fapper, let us
: w. take up the politician--the off1ce~hold-
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
NVGI

tAmcrican Radio X Research Corps,
 Mcaford MilIsidc, Mass,)
 7;30-late News Flashes.
 7A5-Police Reports for City of Boston.
 7:55-Woekly Business Report.
 "Ostoopathy as an Aid in Athletics,' by k. kcndrick smith, di- rector Department Public Education, American Osteopathic Association.
 S:l5-"Ihe American Dramatist Today,' by Prof. Albert Hatton Gil- mer, A. M., of the Department of English, Tufts College. Prof. Gilmcr is recognized authority on American Drama, and has been unusually BUG cessiul in developing dramatic talent at Jackson, the college for young women associated with Tufts.
 S:3o - Ampico Concert -- Helen Wcstgate Iamson. soprano; The knabo Ampico, accompanist. Pre- lude (RachmaninohD The Ampico; Nalse Petite Oenkhardt. The Am rico; Will O The Wisp,' (Spross) Miss Iamson; Mighty I.ak' A Rose" (Nevin), Miss Lamson; "L'Alouette" played by Richard Buhlig- (Gil- inka-Ralakirew), The Ampico; My I.addie" (Thayer), Miss Lamson: i'Hungarian Rhapsody No. 12" Giszt) The Ampico.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
For That Tired Feeling
 FEED Your Nerves

Science Shows the Way to Renewed Life.
 If you are nervous and easily tirod drink a cup of delicious Nesex Bouiilon for breakfast and dinner every day.
 Why does this pure vegetable end ia tigue?
 Begex (heng q one pound extract from 12 pounds of yeast) contains besides fat and protein a tremendously concentrated quan- tity of Vitamin B Which feeds the nerves and glands. Actually, within a few days it will make a tired man or woman feel like newly made.
 Negex is a substance which the British government first began to use during the war to feed its starving soldiers and of which it Is using millions of pounds In the amy today.
 This product has been studied In Hrien- tifn laboratories or England and the United States with simply amazing results on gen. eral health. It promotes growth, helps the digestive organs and liVens up the system of children and adults.
 Get 3br 55c or Sl.00 jar from your E, ,ocer or druggist today and try 1t. Vegex as a bouillon and as n spread on bread. If you do Hot enjoy this ns the richest most appotizing of foods, simply delicious. and the most economical of all foods tless than lc for a cup of boulllon with m extra rich spicy and satisfying meat navor); ana be- sides If within Il week you do not feel new vim and viror, simply give your dealer the partly empty Jar and ho will refund in full the money you pald The Nitamin Food company will pay the dealer.
 Do not waste time on 90 called Eitnmln put out by ''quacks," Get your yitamins from food for Vitamina are the 1 life in food.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
RED SON BEAT PROPS.
Joe Rugan is Rendered. a Rcmcm
 brancc By New Haven Friends.

New Haven, April 1.-The Boston Red SoX defeated the local team of the Eastern league here 3 to , yes terday in an exhibition game which opened the season at Weiss park. The Red SoX got their three runs off Car rigan in the first four innings. Lefty Thompson twirled for the "Profs', the rest of the game doing some specta- cIlar work in holding the visitors to no hits and no runs. Thompson is q former White SoX pitcher. Malone, Chaplin and Lacy did noticeable field ing work for the "ProfS'.
 Before the opening of the game Joe Dugan, former New Haven favorte and now with the Red SoX was pre- isented with a remembrance by his local admirers. Dugan is improving from his recent illness and expects to be in good shape in about two weeks.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
WHAT'S THE MATTER
 WITH ME?"
Thousands Who Ask That Question Will Re Interested in This
 Answer.

Human flesh is heir to many ai- mcnts but aside from the acute and the contn ngious diseases, most people become sicl<ly from neglect, They have indigestion and do nothing for it., They get nervous and often ,Iocp poorly and do nothing 10 cure them selves, From these and other causes they gradually lose strength and vital ity and feel tired much Of the time and often blue" and Respondent, If you feel below par take Gudc'a popto- Manran and slet it restore your strength and vitality and overcome that weakness by building mp your blood to the right richness and red ness. Then you will feel fine and wig orous again, and have plenty of pep" For thirty years Gudc's Pep to-Mangan has been the doctors fla vorite tonic for run down people. Sold in both liquid and tablet form by all druggists Advertisement.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
MORE ABOUT HOW
 RADIO IS SENT
BY R, l., DUNCAN
Director, Radio Institute of America

Director, Radio Institute of America,
 Continuing our trip around the cir cult with n wireless wave we find that the spark gap Is the next step after the condenser.
 The purpose of this gan is to dis- charge the energy stored up in the condenser In the form of radio frc- quency oscillations. II also quenchcs the spark-that is, restores the gap to its non-conductlnE state when its energy has been passed on io the antonna circuit
 The most popular form Of spark gap is the qucnchod. It has several heavy copper plates separated by in- sulaung washers, These are placed Tn rack or holder and pressed tight " together by means of pressure bolt.
 The distance between each copper plate is not over 1-l00 Of an inch. The sparkling surface inside the gap is absolutely alright to prevent leak age and sparkling which would cause a loss in the output of the current
 Each gap requires about 1,9OoO volts, Using 20,ooo volts approxi- mately IT gaps would he employed
 Oscillation Transformer.
 Next comes the oscillation trans former consisting of n primary and secondary winding, The primary of this is in the closed circuit Consist ing of all parts heretofore doscrbedD and the secondary is in tho open or antcnna circuit
 The function Of the oscillation transformer is to transfer the energy from the closed circuit to the open. By means of if, the wave length of either circuit can be increased or de- creased by varying the sclf-in- ductance of either the primary or secondary coil
 When the limit of charge has been reached in the condenser. it dis charges through the primary wind- ing of the oscillation transformer across the spark gap.
 This discharge consists of q num- Der of radio oscillations. the ire quency of which will ho increased if inductance is reduced to the primary or decreased if inductancc is added.
 A reduction in the capacity of a condenser will likewise increase the frequency of the oscillations and an increase in capacity will reduce it.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
RIVALS ARE GREETED
Boston Fans Welcome Scott, Mays. Schanc, Iioyt. NrNally. Bush and Harper in Yankees Uniform.

Boston, April 17.-It looked like two Red SoX teams out at Fcnway park today when the Yankees came to meet Boston in q four game series. Nine former local players came wear ing the New York uniform. Everett Scott was back on the home lot again at shortstop but wearing alien colors.
 Joe Bush and Sam Jones were sim ilarly attired, and Jones was prcpar- ing to pitch the first game against his former teammates Waite Hoyt, Wally Schang, Mike McNally, Carl Mays and Harry Harper were other Yankees who at one time played with the Red Soy, eligible to oppose them today, and Babe Ruth, another Boston grad uatc, now under suspension, com peted the tranSplanted nine.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
INVENTOR DIES
Designer or The Robinson Wrench Passes Away Al The Home Of His Daughter In Soiithington.
lsnaaIaI 10 Tho llerold).

SouthinGton. April 17.-Sauire Rob- lnson aged S5 years, the inventor of the Robinson wrench, which has been ntanutacturcd by the Peck, Stow and Wilcox Co, Of Southington, died yes- t"rday at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Maud finche of Vermont ter taee, Southington. He was well known resident Of the town, and be- came widely known throughout the state in connection with his invention Of the wrench.
 He is survived by one daughter. three brothers and two sisters. The funeral will be held from his daugh- ter's homo Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock and burial will be in Oak Hill cemetery.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
RUTH HITS HOMER
Babe Delights Baltimore Fans in EX-
 hibition Game Yesterday.

Baltimore, Md, April 17.-With a crowd of 17,000 looking on, Babe Ruth the home run king came out Of confinement yesterday and performed his specially act in the third inning of an exhibition game with the Balti- more Orioles, which the Tanks cap- tured by the score of to 1.
 The Babe came up in the third in ming with Fewster resting on second base and Jack Ogden doing the hurl- ing for the International League champions. The count was two and
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
klLBANE WILLING BUT
Champion Only Toe
 Pleased to Battle Cri1ui.

Paris, April 17.-Johnny Kilbano of Cloveland world champion feather weight pugilist, announced last night to a group of French sportsmen that he was willing to meet Eugene Criqui, French bantamweight champion, at any time.
 Their enthusiasm over the proposed meeting vanished, however, when Xiii mane reminded the sportsmen that boxing was his profession and that he had received for his last fight the equivalent of 70o,0 francs, an nearly double the total gate receipts of the biggest recent French fights.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
e1i es1iiSae!!iit;5,; ;=is;a a E,iilsgS

East End Savings ,S Trust company. Pittsburgh, Pa, From Pittsburgh Post studio,
 S'SO ?, m,-Noeal and instrumental selections by Grace Sefton Mayors, Soprano, Ferdinand Pomaycr, violin lSli Miss Esther serenkeh accompan- list.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

one on Gerge Herman when Ogden
 bino There was a resounding crash, and the ball was next seen shooting high up and far away over the cen
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
SPRING REPAIRS
Start Building New Health By Taking Father Johns Medicine.

You can build new flesh and health taking Father Johns Medicine beca use the clements of this old fashion, ed tonic are just the things which your tired and run down system needs, Father Johns Medicine does its work not by stimulation but by actual re- b Il l l Il ing the strength because Of the real nolirishinc ole.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

! ter field fence at one of the deepest
 portions of the park.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
VOLCESW THE AIR
KDKA

Westinghouse station at East Pitts
 burgh, Pa.)
 Monday, April 17. $500 D. m.-'Weekly Review of Business Condition.' by the National Industrial Conference. From Pitts burgh Post Studio S:00 p. m.-"The Human Side of Banking" by J. o. Miller, president
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

Prince AXel of Denmark is now captain of the large motorship Asia.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

Nine-tentss of all the known as- bcstos deposits in the world are To- cated in Canada.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
WIZ

Westinghouse station at Newark,
 N, J) T;Oh ?, m.--literary Period, 7;30 D m.-Dcath Of Sitting Bull by Frank Winch,
 $500 p, m.-~Conccrt by tho New York Evening Mail, Charles Isaacson, director.
 9i30 D, m,-Concert, Claremont Malye Quartet.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17
\VI}Z

Westinghouse station at Springfield,
 Mass,)
 S;00 D, m,--John D, Casson will give limitations of different bird calls.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

| document dated A. D. 2SS, deal
 with government cxtravagancc, is in existence.
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

'nen's which II contains in concentrat cd form
 NO dangerous drugs in any form
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

Easter Sundays warm but Oh Gosh the water {. It would freeze the fingers of cigar store Indian when these kids went bathing in the Connecticut at Hartford But they didn't care Like kids the country they wanted the first of the to in swmmn and yesterday when the
 Herald went to look the flood he found them more inviting subject than the flooded meadows
New Britain herald., 1922-04-17

There were 6iH men present. Next inday, when the Methodist confer lcc is ia sesscu at Meriden, a dele
 ton of 100 ministers is expected
 attend the class session. Bishop ilson will lead the prayer. IA Announcement of the coming ini- ,l issue of the F. M. 3. C. News IS made by President Skinner, who llanrtl its object.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29
COMING mutual EVENT

Occasioned by the approaching
marriage OF Miss Dolores Ross,
whose marriage to Herbert Lamborn
of South Bend is to be an event of
tomorrow. September the thirtieth.
was the charming shower with
which Mrs r. Scott Robbins chose
to honor Miss Ross last evening.
Miss Ross and Miss Rose Koenig
were the winners of the guessing
contest which were a feature of the
evening OF music and games. Bunco
that was in play at three tables was
won by Miss Ross. and Mrs. Earl
Kemp won consolation honors. The
honor guest was given a pretty bas-
ket to go flower gathering with and
she gathered Il number OF lovely
pink flowers for her basket to which
were attached little pink hearts.
containing a verse. The hostess
served her guests with nicely ar
ranged two course luncheon at
large table made festive with cupids,
hearts and twisted ribbons. A min
iature wedding cake topped with a
pretty bride formed the center piece
for the table. The guests included:
Misses Dora Joseph, Rose Koenig,
Mildred Kretchmar Bessie Under
wood. Margaret Underwood Dor
thea Daily. Dolores Ross; Mesdames
Methyl Lee Kemp. Gladys Forline
Hess. Ethyl Reed Sohl; Mildred
Daily Robbins
MUNcIE., sept.-Bootlegg are
working a new scheme here. They
approach a crowd of men and whis-
per that some OF the stuff is avail
able but everyone must keep mum"
Delivery IS made 20 one member
of the crowd and the bootlesger col
lects from each me mber, each think
ing the other had not paid.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29

Friends of AR and Mrs. Charles
II True and family are most sorry
to know that the Trues have decid-
ed to leave Hammond to make their
home IN Chicago. The Trues have
lived in Hammond Tor number OF
years. where they have been active
IN many circles. Mr.. True IS a
much respected representative Of
the Superheater Company, where he
has been located for number Of
years, and Mrs. True has always
been staunch supporter of st
Paurs Episcopal church. where she
has worked devotedly in the guild.
The many Httle friends of France
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29
GA3lE FOR TO-DAY
STINT: TIE PAN

STUNT. TIE PAIN
There may. IN this very large
world. etlil be one or even two poo
pia who nave not heard OF the way
- hypnottze a person 50 that he
Will inevitably feel a pain tpane).
The hypnotist makes several passes
iafore the eyes OF the subject,
stares ut him fxedly. pressing his
hands on tho temple of the subject.
loads him 60 u window. raps his
hand very lightly on the glass,
holds his fingers there, and then
inquiries solicitously, and yet tri-
umphantly. You feel 4 pane now,
don't yous' The subject. who feels
absolutely no discomfort or pain,
SAYS so freely. but he IS corrected
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29
prrREATIoS GLASS

Everyone is all set for the dem
onstration that the Recreation
class. recently organized under the
supervision Of Community Service.
is TO put on tonight promptly at
eight o'clock at the Masonic Temple
Everyone is welcome to come and
see the splendid work which the
class has been doing and the espe-
eial attention Is called to parents
who have their children's welfare at
heart, for tonisht's work VIII show
how many people are to be qualified
70 teach play games and all sorts
of recreational stunts Remember
eight O'Clock tonight. Friday, at the
Masonic Temple.
WOMAN'S LEGION MEETING
o.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29

and Charles, The True children, will
indeed miss their companionship.
The Trues have also been actively
connected with the Hammond Coun-
try Club. and Il Is with the keenest
sort of regret that Hammond people
lose them.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29

The Young woman's Auxiliary Of
the First Methodist church will hold
bakery sale all day Saturday, Sep
TENDER the thirtieth. In the window
of the Standard Electric company
633 Holman street. A large assort-
ment of bakery goods viii be on sale
to those who will stop in.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-09-29
SOCIAL F S:,,ss sGS


By the hypnotiat who assures him
that he certainly IS feeling a pane.