New-York tribune., 1922-02-08
HIPPOCKETEASE

But snee~s in your handkerchief" he
soid
HIPPOCKETEASE,.
1t may be that the prisons "coddle"
the prisoners captured by the New
York City police because they can
valcsce so slowly
The Strong Arm Of the Law
+. +. v: Here is the Satcvcpost
version Of an alteration between d
truck driver and traffic cop:
with that the driver bounced down iron,
hie seat. put UP his hs,s and threatened to
knock tho cops block OF
Cop no cop you can't
'Whats this all about asked the ca %
tain as up.
"1'e's knocking my horses" declared
The driver.
The captain explained to him that .ho
traffic rules made to prevent horse.
from getting hurt by possible collisions
The real finish OF shaking fist a q
policeman from any old newspaper re
port:
A clew to the Wall Street bomb ex-
plosion and the solution of a 5000, 900
bond robbery may result from the ar
rest OF Out o. Luck, a truck driver.
yesterday. Luck was captured by
Traffic Policeman Bulley after fight
in which the patrolman was forced to
use his blackia
, When Luck's case was called in
Night Court before Magistrate Tiger
charges we're made of attempting to
assault policeman. exceeding the
speed regulations, blocking traffic and
endangering tho lives Of citizens by
reckless driving while intoXicated
At Police Headquarters, whore Luck
was frfeerprinted, it is said he has
criminal record. Detectives lucy and
Flucy allege he is "Horry the Horse
fy' suspected Of being Implicated in
the recent 100000 securities robbery.
Captain Fangs of the Bomb Detail
positively identified the prisoner as ono
seen in the vicinity of Nassau and Wall
streets q few minutes before the OK
plosion.
Luck's face was swathed in ban
dages when he appeared to plead.
Policemen testified that the prisoner
was so intoxicated on arrival at the
police station that he fell down a flight
Of stairs while being assisted to a cell
Magistrate Tiger bound the prisoner
over for Special Sessions to await the
result OF further investigation. Cap
tain Blink, who was present when the
arrest was made, has recommended
Traffic Policemen Bulley for promotion.
BEATEN TOOlT.
If ths magistrates Of this city only
sdhered q little more closely to the
Mikado's "object all sublme," the girl
who dyed the cat blue to match her
dress would. upon the animals re-
cry, be dyed tortoise shell to match
the cat.
TO ANNA CHRISTIE
No udjectives the fires afford
To Ft your 0cting, Pauline Lord,
Whose Anna mounts from aooe ond
shame
To burn. a bright, triumphant Aome
No l0tt'els acronthe this br0w, its true.
BIT if they did, they'd go to you
If there has been third act since
John Ferguson" with the power and
drive of that in Mr.. O'Neill's play it
must have been given in theater that
hasn't a second balcony
George Sylvester Viereck announces
that both Republicans and Democrats
asked his support in 1916, and from the
returns in that fatefu year We would
guess that the former got it.
MOSCOW. Feb. tAssocated Press)--
Special instructions have been issued TO the
Russian Soviet delegates TO the Genoa Con-
ference that long hair should be trimmed
and leather jackets and top boots dis
cardcd.
Straight Add Special instructions
Delegates from the famine districts
will attend special preliminary class
OF instruction in food eating.
Knives will be used only for dining
purposes.
Wherever possible, delegates will
economic OH white paper b. using the
backs Of rubles.
Delegates will respect the permanent
closed season maintained by the Cen
oose on bourgeoisic.
If controversies arise among mem
bers Of the commission, the issues will
be tabled until the return to Soviet
territory, where ...ey will be settled in
the usual fashion.
Blank walls in Genoa must be LETT
blank.
Beware Of Adam Zad, the bear who
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