davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05
TOWN TOPICS


The first initial Of this man n. NJ
Mead, OF los Angeles. who tastlfles
that crary arp TO date man has his
own pet shade Of face powder. etc,
may stand for Fat.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05
HAD 70 BE SHARP

"i,ut why did tbs speaker make
such sointed reniarksg"
Had to. 70 get his meaning lhEmsgb
their heads, | suppose"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05
REGULAR KERNEL

City Editor: NnId son take down
All the speaker said
Club Reporter NO, but I have 4
oil In my head
city Editor: "Ah. seo you have Il
all In nutshell" {"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05
lies

Psrsors afflicted With piles suffer tb< torturrs
- the damned This continual SUFFERING ~
sets cp the nervous System. r<s1lfinx even
tuAJ n couspjese breokdown There ; ~
need for anyvnc 10 endure this snfrrinR when
the fnes1s q nuiek rtisef sre rishl n your
hapA Dr. A. w, lhssee Ointment N4IlfelityD
you n once ard ROT Dn's tiYaf. when ti,ix tfen
rent Y persisted b Il affords Ia<tinR beneGx.
pY. A. w. Ghzsc's 0iftmert Is kr1wn far ~
Stdc - tht Gre4 b1nc remedy INT kIhx9
's ssss. tSssfl1g 90 sxs FsSs Sh'lh!sius =. a,ys
44n14 and III luik1fiooo ~ ~ &kin. ~ nM
fuexlG.- ~ = nite ~ EeefjnK IL 01(j
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05
Children Cry
FOa FLEvcMEA'S
g "A . r. O e "a


Iunea u uevsr kHUw whas 10 Nv
wlsh my wswk end
ilonas Why not kssp ywsF hat au
it.~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-06-05

andeffed~ Let's send them some
strawberry short cake
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
THE ROYAL MARRIAGE

OF COURSE you have read about
~ the royal bride and groom OF
England, and whether married or
single yourself, have doubtless wished
them joy.
To some people the thought of mar
rlage is terrifying, but when all
things are considered, it is not half
so alarming as the prospect Of soil
tary and forlorn old age.
A few words, the slipping of ring
upon the finger, piece of engrossed
paper, and the happy twain are united
for life.
There are other unions in this world
q thousand times more pOrtentiOus
than the betrothal of ardent lovers,
which the young should do their ut
most to avoid.
The pairing off with bad habits is
one, sure in the end to lead to SOr-
row and remorse, from which there
is no enforcement or no possible ave-
nue. of escape.
II Is when the youthful first misally
themselves with evil things that they
begin to undo themselves.
They are not comfortable or happy
on their wedding day, when without
constraint or the golden ring, they
promise loyalty to the Prince of Dark
ness.
They miss the fine salutations and
good wishes of stanch old friends, for
they have deliberately turned their
backs upon them.
They are married now to principles
against which their fathers and moth
ers, and their own conscience as we'll,
had warned them.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Something to Think About
Blu F. A. UALKER

There is no sunshine in their hearts,
no smile on their faces, no pouring out
of praise for blessings falling every
where about them and of which they
cannot partake.
They go to pieces on the rock Of
fear, and when their days are draw
ing to a close, they let go their hold
on life and drift out to sea unnoticed
even by their wicked associates.
Whatever may be the opinion of
the helpless souls OF the underworld
with regard to commendable ambi-
ton, spiritual pride and sweet hui
mility, they are too cowardly to eX-
press themselves openly.
For better" is not in their ritual !;
"for worse" smudges every line and
mocks everything good, noble and in
spring.
Heart-emotiOns are taken at a
wrong valuation by the habitual
doors Of evil, who began their careers
by wedding the sons and daughters
of darkness.
To wed High Resolve, ought to be
the chief purpose in life of every
young man and woman, for 1t is only
by high resolve that humans can at
tain their rightful heritage.
(Copyright)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Uncommon
Sense 5Sii7 BLAKE
MOST MEN LABELED

= XECUTIVES who make serious
IL study of choosing men for posi-.
tions have little difficulty in doing so.
Most men are labeled. Whether
! they know it or not, their ability will
usually come out in short converse
ton about the job they have applied
for.
Inability shows itself in the same
way.
The applicant may make every eff
fort to prove that he can hold job,
but if he can't hold it an able chooser
of men will find it out before he is
hired.
The competent man may be shy; he
may lack the instinct of putting his
best foot forward; he may be a poor
self-booster, awkward in expression.
Yet the label is there, and the execu-
tive who has studied men can read it..
In the same way the competent
business man can tell the nature of
the man he is about to do business
with. He may judge by trick Of
facial expression, by careless word
or a hasty opinion, by tendency to
boast, or a refusal to boast, but he
can tell.
Mistakes happen, of course. But
they do not happen so often when the
direct method of judging men is en-
ployed, as when the method is in
direct.
Many men of only average ability
can answer questionnaires. Few can
talk with shrewd prospective en-
ployer without disclosing to a very
large degree their unfitness for the
Job.
Don't be afraid to wear your label.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
VIII 7
DO THINGS APPEAR
TO WHIRL AROUND
WHEN WE ARE DIZZY

TNASMUCH as things appear to be
- going around in a circle when we
are dizzy but our common sense tells
US that they must be stationary, as al
ways, 1t would seem that the fault
lies In our eyes. But it really lies in,
or near, the ear-an organ which ap-
parently has nothing to do with the
sight or feeling.
Close to the ear, however, is located
the little organ which gives US our
power of balance, permits us to walk
upright without tottefing and, when
properly trained, to assume pastures
which are distinctly outside the regu-
lar routine of our daily lives. Eccen-
trio dancers, acrobats, athletes and
others have unconsciously trained this
balance wheel" until they can do
strange things without, as we say,
losing their balance" When we spin
around rapidly, this delicate mechan-
ism is disturbed or thrown just little
out of gear, causing the eyes to move
independently of each other and to
send different impressions TO the
brain. This causes the spinning eff
feet which we know as dizziness"
persisting for a longer or shorter
period Of time, dependent upon the
rapidity and length of time for which
one has revolved.
(Copyright.l
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

1t is there anyway. 1t will be more
than you can manage to conceal it.
If It is a poor label, you can make
it better. But you cannot make it bet
ter by any conversational flights that
are not backed up by solid ability.
1t may be that the American people
like to be humbugged, but the Ameri-
can employer cannot afford to be
humbugged, and he seldom is.
If he is a bad judge Of men, he is
able to hire a good judge. and he
abides by that judges decisions.
You must stand or fall by the label
you wear. All you can do about 1t is
to make that label as good as pos
sible, and by hard work to exchange
1t for better one just as soon as pos
sible.
And the very best label Is the way
you do your work, not the way that
you talk about It.
(Copyright.)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Preparedness.

An Indianapolis druggist had been
rather persistent in endeavoring to col
Iect an account from man whose
credit was rather doubtful. A series
Of letters, each little stronger in tone
than the one that preceded it, finally
brought a reply, as follows:
'Dere Sirs-;Be Paysshunt. I'd rath-
er owe We all my life than beet We out
of it. l amt fergettin'. When them
that owes ME pays me you'll get yourn
an not before. If We want no more
prepared to meet yore Maker jest now
than am to pay y0re bill you shore
is agoin' to halifax in hanbaskit."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
7%IDDTES SIX
NV Will M. Maupin
A LULLABY

A LULLABY
THERE'S queer little house in
- Lullaby Town,
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
Just over the hill on the lane winding
down,
And a queer little room with lights
burning low,
And shadows that flicker and dance
to and fro
o, haste, little c0mrade; together
Wen go
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
Hush-o, my baby; hush-o, my sweet,
Come to the cottage on Sunderland
street,
Clasped to my heart together we'll go.
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
On Sunderland street in Fairyland
square,
Hush-o, my baby, by-o!
Haste, little cOmrade, we soon will be
there;
Hush-o, my baby, by-O!
Soft, downy couch that the angels
have spread;
Slumber, my darling, and God guard
thy bed;
Sleep till the sun paints the morn a
rich red
Hush-o, my baby, by-O!
(Copyright.)
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Mixed Drinks,

He had made several vain attempts
to swallow the mixture; but, somehow
or other, he could not get 1t down.
When at last he did manage to catch
the waitress eye he called to her and
said:
There's something funny about this
coffee. 1t tastes like cocoa"
The waitress slipped it. made a wry
face, and slipped it again, to make sure.
'I'm sorry" she said. 1--WE given
YOU tea."-Tit-RitS
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
The Empty Bin and Bowl.

The Ukraine, which has been known
as the sugar bowl and flour bin of
Europe, is pretty nearly empty and it
is question whether the country has
enough to keep its own people until
the next harvest. The wheat crop last
year was hard hit by reason of the
absence of the SHOWS which allowed
the seed to be frozen in the gound for
lack of protection granted by the man
tie of snow.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Coconut Macaroons.

Take one cupful each of coconut,
corn flakes and sugar. Beat two egg
whites until stiff, then add the sugar,
two tablespoonfuls Of flour, teaspoon
full of vanilla and the rest of the in
gradients. Drop by spoonfuls on a
baking sheet. Add a bit Of salt to
the white of egg when beating it.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Oatmeal Cookies.

Brown and grind two cupfuls Of oat-
meal, add one cupful of sugar, two
well beaten eggs, one cupful Of
shortening, seven tablespoonful Of
sour milk, one teaspoonful of soda, one
teaspOonful of cinnamon, raisins and
nuts If desired. Mix as usual and
bake on buttered sheet, dropping by
teaspoonfuls.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
The Sense of Perfection.

crimson Gulch isn't improving as
fast as | thought it would"
1.-THE town is kind o. held back by
pride and patriotism" replied Cactus
Joe. Anybody who'd venture to hint
that Crimson Gulch needs any i'm
prOvements would Immediately be so
unpopular that he'd lose his influence"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
YOU CANNOT AFFORD

To let your little hurts and all
ments get bad.
Keep Vacher-Balm handy for Burns,
BOils, Cuts, Corns, Piles, or Soreness
anywhere.
Ask your druggist. Avoid limitations.
Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
WEAPONS Laid Aside.

Nobody tries to stop card playing
in Crimson Gulch."
Its valuable for it's social infla-'
ence," replied Cactus Joe.
II thought friendship ceased in al
poker game?"
ION the contrary, poker game isl
the only occasion on which some OF
the boys really suspend hostilities."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

rolled oats Drowned and ground, one
half cupful of ground nuts and two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder. Beat
the egg yolks and fold in the whites
at the last. Drop by teaspoonfuls on
a baking sheet.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Almond Maearnons.

Blanch and pound one pound of
sweet almonds to paste, adding q bit
Of rose. water from time to time while
making the paste; add two pounds Of
powdered sugar to the well beaten
whites of seven eggs. Drop by spoon
fnls on buttered paper and bake In a
slow oven.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Manager Wanted

Exclusive contract, resident repre-
sentative farmer preferred) adver-
Using agricultural equipment for
manufacturer. Must have highest
bank references.
Box 212, Atlanta, Ga.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
A LADY, Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence Of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water TO thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means a clear.
sweet, healthy skin.-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

LiteraI-Minded Witness.

The prisoner was being cross-exam
ined by counsel for the prosecution
when the judge interrupted.
"YOu say you dined at the Hotel
Metro. What did you partake Off"
The prisoner turned to reply.
''Beefsteak, my lord" be said.
The judge looked stern.
ION your Oath?" he said.
mo, my lord" he said, ION plate.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

20 Happy Day. sang the laundress
as she hung the snowy wash on the
line. 1t was happy day" because
she used Red Cross Ball Blue.-Adver-
fiSpmpnt
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Snortino Mans Virtues.

To brag little, to show well, to crow
gently if in luck-to pay up, to Own
up, and to shut up, if beaten are the
virtues of a sporting man.-Oliver
Wendell Holmes.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

Go to the first spring circus with
three boys and you can see thrills IL
you can't have them.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Ro,,ed Oats sweetbIts.

Cream a tablespoonful of butter, add
one cupful of sugar, teaspoonful OF
vanilla, two and one-half cupfuls OF
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

Very young people like to be free
thinkers" When they get old they
find it isn't worth while.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05

Hardly anybody groans much IL
there is nobody to listen.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Nu.. M~t~ elQ
Copyright, 1922, Western Newspaper Union
Daily Thought.

There are occasions when it is I'M
doubtedly better to incur loss than to
make gain.-Plautius.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Mot So Very Old. Then.

Samuels-"The mother-in-law joke
is mighty old" Thompson-"But it
can't be traced back to Adams time
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
SLOW
DEATH

Aches, pains, nervousness. diff.
Guilty in urinating, often mean
serious disorders. The worlds
standard remedy for kidney, liver,
bladder and uric acid troubles
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
'paotLer., Cook Book


BE good, fair maid, and let who will
be clever"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
EVERYDAY GOOD THINGS

THE cooky jar is an institution
l. which should be kept up in every
family. The following will be good
cakes to fill it:
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
Sour Cream Cookies.

Cream one-fourth of cupful of but
ter, add one cupful of sugar, add two
well beaten eggs, little salt and soda,
one-half of a nutmeg grated, one-half
cupful of sour cream, flour to make
q dough to roll, adding two teaspoon
fuls of baking powder. Roll, cut and
sprinkle with sugar. Bake in a hot
oven.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-05-05
GOLD MEDAL
AZ EM Oh
W. RIysx%WH3 ~

bring quick relief and often ward OF
deadly diseases. Known as the national
remedy Of Holland for more than zoo
years. Ali druggists, In thsee sizes.
LODI for che name Gold Medal On every boz
and accept NO imitation
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
TAXEXEMP TON
ADVOCATED AS
BUILDING BOOST.
Citizens Committee Discusses
Problem of Land and
Materials.

Exemption from taxes for long pc.
riod OF years for improved property
as a stimulus for building activity
was advocated by several speakers
before the citizens housing commit.
tee.
This plan, known as the Pittsburgh
plan, was advocated by e. w. Oyster,
former District assistant tax asses.
sor, who declared tax exemption had
caused more building activity than
any other one cause in several larger
cities.
Land available for building sites
and building materials were the two
subjects considered by the housing
committee at the morning hearing.
William Deane Ham. chairman OF
the subcommittee on lands. stated q
survey already made showed that IL
all available sites, within view Of the
Capitol dome, were used for building
lots. there would be sufficient quar-
ters TO house at least 100000 per.
sons.
Loans on idle lands, Mr.. Ham con-
tended. is the only thing retarding
nome Dulldlng.
At the present time, Mr.. Ham said,
owners OF idle lands borrow money
from the banks on the property, and
with that sum buy more idle lands.
The banks are full OF this sort Of pa
per, he said.
IAN idle lot" Mr.. Ham told the
committee, sis a public nuisance and
a community waste"
A J. Driscoll, president of the Mid
City Citizens Association, told the
committee that within the jurisdic-
ton Of his association there are ass
idle lots that should be developed,
and that the only reason improve
ments had not been placed on them
was that builders see greater profits
in the outlying districts. He contend
ed that the profits would be just es
great down town. Appe2ls for
houses, he said, como to his associs.
ton ecah week
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Z BUNDLE DAYS SET
FOR NEAR EAST HELP.
Fire Houses and Churches to
Be Receiving Stations for
Clothing.

May 2 and 3 will be Bundle Days"
in the interest OF the Near East Re-
lief Committees clothing collection
work.
Commissioner Oyster has approved
the use of all engine and truck houses
OF the fire department as receiving
stations for clothing. The following
churches also will be opened as re.
ceiving stations: Adventist Church,
Takoma Park; Cleveland Park Con-
gregational, Thirtieth and Lowell
streets northwest; First Congrega-
tional, Tenth and @ streets north
west; Fifteenth Street Presbyterian.
Fifteenth and Church streets north
west; Foundry NJ. e, Sixteenth and
Church streets northwest; Grace Re.
formed, Fifteenth and o streets
northwest: Fourth Presbyterian,
Thirteenth and Fairmont streets
northwest; Petworth NJ. E., Eighth
and Shepherd streets northwest; st.
MarRaret's p. E., Connecticut ave-
nue. and Bancroft place northwest;
North Carolina NJ. p, North Carolina
avenue and Eighth street southeast,
and Chevy Chase Presbyterian,
Chevy Chase Circle.
Packages may be mailed direct TO
the Near East Relief warehouse, U.
s. army base, Brooklyn, N. Y. and
their receipt there will be acknowl-
edged.
The Boy Scouts will distribute lit
erature by districts and will aid In
the packing OF the clothing.
The committees appeal states
Search attics, trunks. and closets
to help save a homeless child or
refugee now perishing from exposure.
DON'T send hats, slippers, silks or
thin materials. but anything warm
or make overable.' Tie all shoes In
pairs.
Put a can OF condensed or evap-
GRATED milk in every bundle for s"me
starving baby"
Send cash gifts to John p. Iarner,
treasurer, 316 Bond building.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
'TOday's Program
For The Times
SOciability Run

300 D. m.-The Washing
ton Times Bicycle Snciability
Run starts from Peace Mon
ument, headed by Fred st.
Onge. 1t will mo 'e west on
Pennsylvania avenue to Fif-
tenth street. thence south to
the Monument Lot.
3:20 D. m.-Arrival of rid
ers at north side Of Monu-
ment lot.
1926 D. m.-Brief address
on safety first and road de-
pertinent by Fred st. Onge.
1886 p. m.-Fancv trick BIZ
cycle riding exhibition by st.
Onge.
$3.50 p. m.-Judging of rid
ers to determine identity Of
those to receive prizes
400 p. m.-Awarding Of
The Washington Times Silver
Trophy. three brand-new BIZ
cycles. two pairs of tires, BIZ
cycle lamps and other acces-
sories.
4:10 p. m.-Disbapding Of
bicycle party.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Front Royal to Offer
Landing for Airplanes

FRONT ROYAL, Va, April IL
Several times within the past sew
eraI weeks airplanes from Boiling
Field Washington, have flown to
Front Royal to inspect the field be-
longing to Col. s. r. Miller. which
field Colonel Miller has offered TO
the government for use Of its air
planes. Captain Ocker, Of the army
aviation corps, located at Boiling
Field, made his second trip by air
plane to Front Royal, making the
trip in thirty-five minutes. Despite
an extremely wet spell of weather.
the plane made a perfect landing
the Miller field being an ideal one
for the purpose, being well situated
and also tile-drained. which does
away entirely with soft ground and
mud, thus avoiding the dangers that
flyers face in making landings on
less favorable fields.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
GANDH| JUST|F|ES
REVOLUTION IN INDIA
Statement Made at Trial Ar
raigns England for Ex-
plotting People.
Ry InternationaI N,ws srrrioe.

1t is the belief OF Mohandas X
Gandhi, the Indian Nationalist leader
who is serving a six.year prison sen
tence in India for sedItion, that mon
cooperation with evil Is as much q
duty as cooperation with good"
This explanation Of the policy he
has pursued toward the British au
thorities in India was given by him
to the court which tried him al
Mehdabad. according to the text OF
the trial statement received last night
by the American Commission to Pro
mote Self-government in India.
II believe l have rendered serv,
ice TO India and England" Gandhi
said, in explaining his plea OF guilty
to the charge against him, "by show.
ing in non-cO-operation the way ou.
OF the unnatural state in which both
are living. In my humble opinion
non-co-operation with OWL is as much
duty as is cooperation with good
But In the past, non-co-operation has
been deliberately expressed in VIC.
lence to the evil-doer. am en-.
deaVoring to show to my country,
hlSiA lildN NlOlclN nOu-tO-ODeTatlOn
only multiplies evil and that with,
drawal of support OF evil required
complete abstention from violence
Non-violence implies voluntary sub
mission TO the penalty for non co,
operation with evil"
Gandhi sai8 that he had no per,
sonal Ill will against any single ad
ministrator or toward the King. but
that he held II TO be a virtue TO be
"diBaffected toward a government
which, in its totality, has done more
harm to India than any previous
system"
In discussing conditions in India
under British rule, Gandhi said:
Little do town dwellers know how
the semi-starved masses OF India are
slowly sinking to lifelessness. Little
do they know their miserable com
fort represents the brokerage they
get for the work they do for the for,
eign exploiter. have no doubt
whatsoever that both England and
the town dwellers OF India will have
to answer II there ia a God above for
this crime against humanity which
10 perhaps unequRled in history"