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Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

'I have a scheme for making matri- mony weatherproof," brightly began the jolly bachelor. "It will practically elim- mate those divorces that are caused by disillusionment Before a couple really marry, it should be obligatory that the prospective husband see his fair young bride-to-be just as she removes her head from the washboWl after a home sham poo. If he can stand that there is sim ply nothing the girl can do to herself afterward in the way of omission or commission which will disturb or amaze him in the slightest degree"
 Goodness i' cried the attractive young creature. Do we look so dreadful as all that? And how do you know it if we do?'
 T know now why they always swathe with thick curtains the windows of the beauty parlors,," the jolly bachelor pro- ceeded. Tt is to spare the tender senti- menus of us men. My married cousin is a pretty woman and she does her hair up distractingly and today when I dropped in at her home unexpectedly she called out from somewhere that she'd be there in a minute and was Harry run over or what had happened-and in she dashed with towels in both hands and her locks all plastered over her head and dripping.
 "'No,' assured her. Harry still lives, but he'll wish an auto had bitten him if you let him see you like that"
 And the woman just laughed. She said he didn't see her anyhow and that all husbands were like that, but I know l better. know Harry is hiding broken heart. No woman has any right to ex- pose the fact that she has a skull. A woman's skull should have been made in waves and curls, anyhow, If ever I am tempted to get married I shall take the girl out in a rowboat where it is shal- low and tip her overheard and then, when she arises from the deep and I can gel good look at her, if I still thrill with 1 love, why, it's all right-but I'm sure that with one low moan I shall lear overheard and end the tragedy"
 "I think your idea is just grand" said the girl who always thought mans
 ideas were grand. And I've often had the notion that any girl could be cured of her infatuation for most any man bS
 getting glimpse of him in his bathing suit at the beach. No matter how dash l ing or imposing or stunning or fascinat | ing a man may be ordinarily, he becomes 1 just a mere germ when he is ready fol
 swim. Take away his collar and neck
 tie and he at once becomes something rowdy and disheveled. but when yol
 progress. as it were, he is unspeakable Why, 8 supreme court judge ready fol
 a swim becomes just as unnoticeable anC painful a spectacle as a ward heeler o a book agent and even king in a bath ing suit would have to be identified be
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
WILL HAVE NEW POST

Announcement has been made that the Rev. John E. Eosebaugh, for the last five years rector of All Saints Episcopal church in Springfield, has re- signed to accept the post of director of religious education for the Episco- pal diocese of Connecticut, a newly created office. The Rev. Mir Rosebaueh will assume his duties December l.. making his headquarters in Hartford Rev. Mir. Rosebaugh graduated from Trinity college in the class of Isl1 and held the pastorate of Christ Episcopal church in Springfield for a year after the death of the Rev. Dr. Goodwin. He was assistant rector of Christ church for about a year, also. Following his graduation from Trinity, attended ths Berkeley Divinity school in Afiddletowa. From there he went to Boston and act- ed as assistant rector of St. Stephens | church in that city. He married Miss Elizabeth Goodspeed of Hartford. Al Trinity Mir. Rosebaugh was a hiEh scholarship man. receiving the hiEhest grades in all his courses
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

vertised and having heard several praise it I decided to try it. l feel frst-fate at the present time. It has done wonders for me and l keep it in the house right along. Ialways rec- ommend it to others who are sick and ailing. " = Mrs. J. M. SIBBERT, 40S2 High St., Everett, Washington.
 To do any kind of work, or to play for that matter, is next to impossible if you are suffering from soms4orm of female trouble. It may cause your back or your legs to ache, 1t may make you nervous and irritable. You may De able to keep up and around, bntyou do not feel good.
 Lydia E. PinkhaTn's Vegetable Compound is a medicine for women. It is especially adapted to orelieve the cause of the trouble and then these annoying pains, aches and ..no good" feelings disappear.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
Today's Anniversaries

1775-Marie Antoinette, the Inflated Queen of France, born in Vienna. Executed bW the Jacobins, Oct. 16, 1793. 1775-St John, N. B., was captured by the Americans under Gen. Mont gomery.
 1795-James K. Polk, eleventh president of the United States; born in Mack lenburg county, N. C. Died in Nashville, Tenn, June 15, 1S49. 1S1S-Captain William Benton, one of the first great lumbermen of the Puget Sound country, born at Pic tou, N. s. Died at Port Blakely, Wash, July IS, 1891. 1S2S-Thomas PicEney, famous soldier and dipIomatist, died in Charles ton, S. c. Born there, Oct. 23, 1750.
 1SS5-New constitution of Michigan rati- fled by the people. 1SS6--Joseph K. Toole was elected dele gate to congress from Montana territory.
 1S97-Robert A. Van Wyck was elected first mayor of Greater New York 1904-Miss Eva Booth was appointed commander of the Salvation Army in the United States. 1921-Strike of 25,000 coal miners in West Virginia. Armistice Day made national holiday in United States.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
'Today's Birthdays

Warren G. Harding, president of the United States, born in Morrow county, O., 57 years ago today.
 James B. Watson, United States sen- ator from Indiana, born in Winchester, Ind, 58 years ago today.
 Herbert Fleishhacker, of San Francis co, one of the leading bankers and fin ancfers of the west, born in San Fran cisco, 50 years ago today.
 Carroll G. Pearse, president of the MIL waukee State Normal school, born at Tabor, Iowa, GA years ago today.
 Bishop Adna W. Leonard, of the Meth odist church, born in Cincinnati, AS years ago today.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
THE PORTEOUS & MITCHELL CO.
Egypt, Hejaz (Birth of the Prophet)
 md LatYia formulation of Latvial

Egypt, Hejaz Birth of the Prophet) and Latvia formulation of Latvia).
 Thursday, Nov. 23-Japan CNii-name- sai: Second Harvest FestivaD. In the United States: Maryland CHaf Day in Frederick County, Repudiation Day).
 Friday, Nov. 2+-Brazil (State of Ceara, commemorating notable events in State or Municipal History.
 Saturday, Nov. 25-Paraguay (Adop- tion of Constitution).
 Monday Nov. 27-Bulgaria (Bank Holidays). .
 Tuesday. Nov. 2S-Panama Qndepen- dence from Spain).
 Thursday. Nov. 3O-In every State in the Union and the District of Columbia also in Alaska. China (Canton), Hawaii Philippine Islands. Porto Rico and .Vir- gin Islands Thanksgiving Day).
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
50. MORE ARRESTS THAN
 IN OCTOBER LAST YEAR

There were 1Os arrests by the Nor wich police in October which Is 50 more than the arrests in October last yeaa Intoxication figured as the chief cause of arrest this year, 46 being for that reason, which again presents an inter esting contrast with October of a yeSf ago when there were IT arrests for in- toxication.
 The following were the causes of ar rest this year: Intoxication 46, breach of peace IS, resisting officer f., keeping disorderly house g.. frequenting disor- derly house 3, non-support l, violation of liquor law 6, violating city ordinance l, violating motor vehicle law 10, v4o- lating traffic law f, having possession of stolerf snto l, operating auto whi.e under influence of liquor l, theft of au- to 2, keeping gambling house l. fre- quenting gambling house Is, trespasc on railroad 4.
 Yatl can't ba f00 r1a rffo,t1or in
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
COULD HARDLY STAND AT TIMES
Hips, Back and Legs would
 Have That Tired Ache.
Everett, Washington. -" For sev- efal years Ihave had trouble with tho

lowest part or my
 back andmy hips andmy legs would ache with that tired ache. Icould
 hardly stand on
 my feet at times. | was always able
 to domy work al. though l did not feel good. I saw Lydia D. Pink
 hams Vegetable Gnmmnpnd od.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

ton in the way of enforcement of tae regulations.
 A careful-driver campaign should be an endless effort once it is undertaken Short campaigns may have their bene- fits but careful driving is something that is needed at ail times and not solely for a week or month.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

From the large number of murder cases one might suppose that there was no serious penalty involved, and Se- cause there isn't in too many cases others think they have a right to try their luck.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

The fellow who has just won ver- dict for a1l5,00O for work done on the Cape Cod canal 20 years ago will con sider himself lucky beside that fe1iow who has just been awarded a large sum from Peru which has been in d,s4 pute for 50 years.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

The man on the corner says: wei come, November, and keep it up for the next 2s days.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Each and every Connecticut republi- can is expected to do his duty next Tuesday. [
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

One would never suppose from the large number of auto accidents that those involved never heard of another being concerned in just such difficult ties.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

It occurs So otten that it fs hard to convince New York authorities that there isn't q dozen or 50 burned to death in each of its large fires.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

one around him to heSr: ''Mudder. you've got a whole shelf full of those books, haven't you"
 While the people stared, mother, fath- CT and the children slipped out.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

Seats on the ''curb'' are selling for $1Looo, but with so much employment standing room on the curb is begging for attention.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

Even though it hasn't laid claim te winning the war Germany has indicated that 1t doesn't intend to pay for 1t.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
WHERE UNIFORMITY IS NEEDED

WHERE UNIFORMITY IS NEEDED.
 Much has been said over a consider able period in behalf Of greater unt- formity in the laws of states in cer- tain sections of the country. This has been brought to greater attention by the development of the automobile by which there is much travel over large sections of the country. This brings the driver of a car in contact with d:f- ferent regulations in every state, and while it may be his frmest intention to respect the law the changed conditions encountered from state to state present decided puzzle.
 None understand tliis situation better than those who have done much travel :ng in automobiles. There are places where the. stranger is given considerate treatment and his handicap understood, but there are others where he violates the regulations unknowinSly and is re- sartsd as an intentional violator. It is plainly an injustice and one that shoIld be eliminated so far as possible.
 That this can be done through the adoption of uniform regulations is 'ec- ognized by the heads of the motor vc- uIClSS uSRbEl1nGu OI l1AAS ypdEI O4 tlS country. It is not to be expected that there can be uniformity in all respects but in the main this is possible, and i: Is not surprising that efforts are being undertaken with that object in view foI the consideration of state legislatures | at their next sessions.
 There is no reason why there should not be general road rules, regulations concerning headlights and tail lights the use of the horns and the hands ir signalling and the safety of the high ways. It can be imagined that somc difhculty will be experienced before any uniformity program IS carried out, but the advantage of such legislation should appeal and the quicker legislative ef forts are undertaken the quicker the de sired end is going to be reached. What ever relief can be obtained from th' l present situation will aid in putting an end to the needless confusion whici now prevails.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
VOTING MACHINE DEMONSTRA..
 TON

Several hundred new voters have been made in Norwich this fall. This means that they will have chance to first time and it is of no little import ance that they should become ac- quainted with the simple operation thereof previous to election day.
 It Is therefore in their interests, as well as of all others who do not feel that they are familiar with all the de- tails of voting by machine, that ar ranSements have been made for the demonstration of voting machine in the corridor of the city hall for the re- maining afternoons and evenings Of this week.
 The purpose of this demonstration $ solely to instruct the, voters in the casting of such vote as they may de- sire to register on election day. There is not the same opportunity, on election day to acquire needed information. With plenty of time to not only see how the machine is operated but to ask questions about any uncertain points, it is an ideal plan to have a machine where it can be demonstrated and at- tendants who will explain all the de- tails.
 Tnasmuch as 1t has been arranged for the information and convenience of the voters full advantage should be taken of it, and thus obviate uncertainty, con- gestion and confusion on election day Voting by machine gives assurance of a correct count, quick results and secret voting. It likewise protects the E voter against having his vote thrown out on technicaiity. The operation of the machine is by no means connpi- eated, but all voters should inform themselves on how to use the machlse and to vote as they desire.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

is in truth your own daughter?
 Can anything more perfect be as- sured you than the earthly immortal. ity of another woman who longs to be good and true and strong and fine and loyal because you were all these things and because her eyes are ac- customed> to the glory of what you have shown her?
 Oh daughtersi Will you fail the beautiful example of noble mothers life? Will you shame her memory by failing the high example she set you? Will you break her heart by departing from the noble traditions she has revealed to you in her own life?
 Che of the most beautiful relations in life is that Of mother and daugh- ter. Two women-one young on the threshold of 1iIe-oiIe with experience and suffering and her fight lying for the most part behind her-and both bound together by the wonderful tie of motherhood. This is what mother and daughter are. Not tyrant and slave-not teacher and pupil. but two women of<lone blood-Yith the older to guide and inspire and the younger
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25
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Mary Roberts Rhinehart, probably our best dressed best seller, stopped saving wood at her home in Sew1ck- ley, Pa, long enough to discourse on the spring styles.
 gro be really smart this spring your new clothes must be modest, Mrs Rhinehart said. And what followed
 may cause a general boycott of her works by all women over 3o-or who'll admit they're over 30.
 .eNo woman over 30 should wear
 knee-length skirt, for the mature leg
 is not beautiful" she continued
 Mrs Rhineha,rt had just returned
 from a shopping trip to. New York where she had purchased her spring wardrobe.
 n,ben she offered a few more obser- vattons:
 Spring shopping is the most fas- cinatfng pursuit in the world. It fmakes a woman young again. The keynote of this years clothes IS fennintty and they are more covering than they were.
 Surely the hip pads and bustles were as immodest as anything worn during recent years. Wearing knickers in the city seems to me to be an affectation, not the ideal of dress.
 women,s Chatter O. K. After All There is a. place for the woman of ,e,snre. She Is the new enemy of the po1itical boss who is usually the man ! of leisure.
 .sTherefore, see that you use your leisure to study political questions and equip yourselves with facts, not | prejudices," urges an Eastern pro- l lessor.
 success in politics rests on chat ter. Women, having leisure. can ac- comp1lsh much in an incidental. cas- ual way, without being absorbed in definite political organization"
 England Is Slow to Admit Women to Bar | In England they are just getting ready to "caIl women to the bar," but | in this country as far back as the middle eighties Philadelphia was the l scene of the pioneer battle for the ad l mission of women lawyers to practice in the courts. Mrs. Carrie '. Kill gore was making the struggle. aided by her husband. After years of effort one court was found hospitable to | Mrs. Kilgore, then the whole battle for the right of women to practice in Philadelphia was won.
 The nurses and students at a cer- tain London hospital were rehearsing "a Greek play-in English. They were to perform it at concert in aid T of their exchequer.
 There was a dear old lady at the
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

hanging loosely with madame's hands thrust in the pockets, or it can be thrown around the neck and over the shoulders like a regu- lation scarf-when hanging, how ever, it gives the panel effect, which Is the thing to be desired this season.
 In the next sketch we have the panel applied to the draped satin evening gown. The panels are each of a straight piece of ma terial with an armhole in it, and are fastened to the shoulder. They float out in a most graceful fashion.
 In the photo we have the panel led street frock chosen by Gloria Swanson, the Paramount picture star. Miss Swanson chose this frock with an eye to it's four fash ionable points, which are it's Rus sian blouse, shoulder-to-ankle panels, bateau neckline, and bead ed band trim. She wears the dress
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

' AST season panels hung from A waistline to hem 1ine-this season they hang from shoulder to ankle. The designers are evident Iy of the opinion that one can't have too much of a good thing.
 These long panels are appearing on street frocks a great deal, on evening gowns not infrequently, and on sport clothes, in the origi- nal form of a scarf with sleeves.
 This unusual arrangement is shown in the sketch to the left. The lady in the sketch wears a plaid chemise-frock, very simple, with narrow belt and short elbow sleeves. Over this she has put a matching scarf which turns back on itself forming a reverse, and which boasts of as fine a pair of sleeves as ever a top-coat had! And pockets as we'll! In the back this scarf comes to well below the shoulders, like a very short cape. The scarf can be worn
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

ito carry on what the older has well begun.
 I think nothing can so ennoble a young woman as to feel that she is becoming daily more worthy of her heritage from her mother. I feel sure nothing can more beautifully re- pay the woman slipping on toward the horizan of our earthly life than the knowledge that she has builded well and that her child is proud in deed to be hersEand like her.
 There is nobility in the heritage of race Not in family pride, not in snobbery, not in riches-but in fine traditions and beautiful character is the greatest inheritance laid up for parent to pass on to child The mother whose daughter does not thrill with joy when told that she is like the woman who bore her has failed. The daughter who cannot ache with happiness when told she is like her mother has missed one of the most perfect things that can come down to her.
 Reverence. the mother who has given you life, is the word want to say to the girls of today. But more ] tenderIy, more eagerly still. I ask the mothers if they will forego the tribute of a daughters tears at the thought:
 sT am growing more like my moth l eer every day.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25
ADVICE TO THE L0VELORN
Who Occupied a Unique Position In the Writing World as an Authori-
 nn the PrnhIan1S life
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX

Who Occupied a Unique Position In
 the Writing World as an Autllori-
 ty on the Problems of Life
 The most beautiful tribute life has ever given me came from my blessed father the ether day. He told a man I respect and revere (and told him with tears in his voice, though there was a smile in his eyes9 that I was growing more like my mother every day.
 I wish I could reach across space to every mother of every daughter in this land with all the glory of those words.
 What finer crown for mother than 8 life so beautiful that noth- ing can crown her daughters life in turn like the knowledge that she is forming into the image of her moth CTS beautiful character?
 Oh, mothers, How dare you be petty or weak or selfish or cruel in the pursuit of your own desire-when the young generation which comes after you is waiting to form itself up- on the model you Set before it? Will you miss the tender tribute of a wom- an who knowns nothing more glor- ious can be said of her than that she
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25
(Continued from Yesterday

Well, den, mabbe it's Rough Rorke." Her tone still held its scofhng note; but her words voiced the fear. genuine enough, that had come fash ing upon her. An if it is, after last night, an he finds youse an me to- gether, dere'1l be-"
 My dear lady," interposed the Ad- Venturer calmly, eff there were the remotest possibility that it could be Rough Rorke. I would not be here."
 'Wot do youse mean?" She had unconsciously lowered her voice.
 The Adventurer shrugged his shou1- ders whimsically. He had laid the piece of paper on his knee, and, with a small gold pencil which he had taken from his pocket. was writing something upon it.
 ''The fact that I can assure you that, whoever else it may be, the per son outside there cannot be Rough Rorke. is simply a proof that. If I had the opportunity, I could be of real assistance to the While Moll," he said imperturbably. 'WelT'-a grim lit tie smile f1ickered suddenly across his lips-"do you her any one now?"
 Quite low, but quite unmistakably, the short. ladder-like steps just out side the door were voicing a creaky protest now some one mounted them. Rhoda Gray did not move. It seemed as though she could hear the sudden humping of her own heart. Who was it this time? How was she to act? What was she to say? It was so easy to make the single little slip of word or manner that would spell ruin and disaster.
 Rubber heels and rubber soles,' D murmured the Adventurer. But. at that, it is extremely well done.' He held out the torn piece of paper to Rhoda Gray. 'If'-he smiled significantly-''if by any good for tune, you see the White Moll again, please give her this and let her de- eide for herself. It is telphone number. She can always reach me there by asking for-the Adventur- er." He was still extending the piece of paper. "Quick!" he whispered, as he door-knob rattled.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

distance and other thousands fought to get closer. Arthur Grifiths, Collins colleague, has predicted that the treaty will be ratified by an overwhelming vote. The photo seems to verify the prediction.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

in Beyond the Rocks," her latest Paramount picture, in which Ro- dolph Valentino plays the leading male role.
 The banding is of white beads, and is so placed that it accentuates the length and straightness of the panelling, incidentally lending sense of height to the woman of short or medium stature.
 The dress is of canary yellow crepe meteor, with matching hat trimmed in a waxed magnolia blossom.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25
SMALL HANDY BIBLE.

New York, March 25.-The Ameri- can Bible Society nnounced today it is bringing out a "small handy Yot7 nrne,' of scripture selections for the blind.
 The pages are by 13 inches and the volume will weigh about a pounds A complete bible prepared in th embossed system used for the weighs about 150 pounds ancme in from Il to 68 volumes thanks
 sesnst fall
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-25

rehearsal She seemed little mys- tified.
 Eventually she turned to the girl beside her and said, in a puzzled voice: Let me see, dear-Euripides was he before Venizelos ?"