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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
Real Cave.Man.

Real Cave-Man.
Il was mad with George last night"
said a girl of her sweetheart.
Eyes," said the ill-natured brother,
II noticed when I looked in the par
lor that you were up in arms"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
Paradoxical State of Affairs.

Paradoxical State of Affairs.
Casey-"Hav yeZ sthruck Job
yet, MOike?'
Finnegan-"Shure Owe not. They
all want local rifirences. A felly can't
get job in this burg till he's worked
here for whole"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
Proof Of Devotion.

"Tom proposed to me last night"
ibid you accept him?"
"Of course ! did. Any man who
would propose these times when the
cost Of living L. 30 high must love q
g1El Z lot"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
A Careful Wife.

"And her mean husband thinks she's
extravagant
"Why?"
Just because she insists on having
Fido's monogram stamped on his dog
biscuits !'-Literary Digest.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
Mixed 1enses.

"John, you've promised and promised
to get me runabout."
II will, my dear, one Of these days"
"Humph Your present is always
In the future"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

Most governments are poorly con-
Quoted because the voters are busy
at something else. ~
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

Fanmakers Get 35c Day.
Spanish girls who make the famous
fans Of Valencia are paid about IS
cents Q day.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
IN Changes Last Years Froek to New
~ y Putnam Fadeess Dyes-dyes tnts you wish
x Did.

First Lawyer-"Did his address to
the jury carry cOnviction?" Second
DittO-"It did His client got five
years."
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

Nearly every law Of health is easy
to follow except taking exercise; and
that's a nuisance.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
BAN I!

MY bonnie leaned over the gas tank.
The height of its contents to see.
And lighted a match to assist him.
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

II n nurpose shortly to Introduce proposed amend
- nt to the Constitution would amend the Consti-
.+on 50 as to provide: Cd That no inferior federal
Ey ;doe shall set aside law Of congress the ground
E~1AW ot Il is UNCONSTITUTIONAL (2) that if the Supreme
M& rt assumes decide any law Of congress unconst
IkiE iona or, by interpretation undertakes to assert
WM nuc policy variance with the statutory decara
authorized determine the public policies Of govern
~ men-the congress may by re-enacting the law null
fv the action of the Thereafter the law would
II ~ and effect precisely the though the court had
.pa be unconstitutional.
and half ago foreathers shed their blood in order
;t establish upon this continent government deriving its
@ the consent of the governed, in which the will of the
through their duly elected representatives should be
~ ~ process of gradual entertainments uncertain and mid
% confident and aggressive sovereignty has been wresed
! p ~ 0uole and usurped by the courts.
~ ua ruler of the American people the Supreme court
aa States The law what they it is, and not what the
chat it's plain terms declare but what these nine men con-
|nfbk
n. Eve of these nine actually the supreme rulers for
ty the court has repeatedly overrdden the will of the
to whatever suited their peculiar economic and
The lawyers who constitute the Supreme court
nations power for @ not by the votes Of the people but by
.Ssdl appointment
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12
Peary's First Venture.

Peary's FIRST North polar expedition
lasted four years, 189S-19O2, during
which period he failed to get nearer
than 348 miles to the pole.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

FurroWed with Care.
She follows each new wrinkle
This fashionable frau;
That's why her hubby's such lot
OF wrinkles in his brow.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

VERY SLOW
Miss Wrist Watch: Mr.. Water
bury you are entirely too slow to suit
me.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

MAKING A DAY OF IT
Bird Sport-Go on home Owley,
old boy, you don't want to make a
day Of it.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-08-12

- ,or Of the American People Today
Adusl W. l. the Supreme Court

TOILETTE, U. S. Senator From Wisconsin.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
CHILDREN'S DAY
PROGRAM

The exercises at the First M. E.
Church on Sunday night commemor-
ating the beautiful Children's Day an
niversary were OF high order in va
ricty and excellence. Those having
the care of drilling the children in their
various parts were Mrs. Floy Eads,
who presided at the piano and Mes
danes Frank Justice and J H Burke
who are department heads in the Jun
Tor and Primary work and who are
Jealous and efficient leaders at all
times.
There were many attractive musical
numbers OF great variety and recita-
ton of various kinds, with emblems
and too numerous to mention individ-
ually.
Rev. Elder explained the meaning OF
Children's Day and the purpose of the
special offering. Miss Florence Hitch
played the offertory while this was
being taken
One of the most pleasing features
OF the evening was the splendid or
chestra which played an opening num-
Der and accompanied the hymns. This
orchestra is almost promised for a
permanent Sunday evening feature and
is composed OF Mr.. Burr Stokoe and
Miss Marjorie Owens with violins,
Miss Marionettc Corley with Mando-
lin; Mr.. Albert Matthias, cornet; Messrs
Warren Brown and Floyd Eads clar-
ioncts, Mr.. Clifford Wilkerson, from
bone and Mrs. Eads Piano.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
PASS PROSPERITY
AROUND
Every Business Man is Doing
Something to Help Business.
Are You?
(By VIM. H. Ranking

Everyone is getting together now
and doing something to push prosper
lty along. Ride out through the
farms. You will find busy men de-
| cidedly more contented than twelve
month ago. The farmer is getting
from fifteen to twenty per cent more
for his general products than this time
last year. He is ready to buy. He
is buying
He is doing his share.
Because the farmer is buying local
dealers are buying. Visit the mer-
chants OF your county seat. They have
written of their readjustment losses
OF the last two years. Their sales
are increasing Their stocks are be-
ing replenished to meet the steadily
growing purchases by their customers.
They are ready to buy. They are buy
ing.
They are doing their share.
Because local merchants are NOV.
ing their goods manufacturers are
finding profits in adjusted prices.
They are finding orders increasing.
FACTORIES are running longer hours to
take care of the increased demands
More men are finding jobs open.
Each individual in the prosperity
procession is flushing ahead the man
in front of him.
Are you, as farmer doing YOUR
share of buying?.
Are you as local dealer, doing
YOUR share of placing orders?
Are you as manufacturer, doing
YOUR share in giving good values
at fair prices?
Are you as manufacturer doing
IOUR share in opening up your
plant, hiring men, advertising goods,
investing for prosperity?
Each dollar spent by you as a con-
sumner means one more order from
your merchant to his manufacturer
and one less man unemployed.
Remember, because you as a con-
sumner are buying, and the retailer is
restocking, and the wholesaler is or
derlng and the manufacturer is ad-
vertlslng, prosperity is arriving. More
labor1ng men are at work and are now
buying. The mail order houses are
at the back order" stage lie, thew
haven't enough goods to fill their or
ders): The automobile manufacturers
are thirty to ninety days behind in
| g oCA'SiNo. L lie SAFES ana aQ-
vert1slng departments have done their
part to bring back this prosperous
condition in large number of lines,
especially those lines that kept on
advertising"
Every manufacturer or merchant
who can advertise, whether in large
or small way, will find profit in ad-
vertising.
Because you, as merchant, or indi-
vidual, advertise, the wholesaler will
increase his orders, the retailer will
make more sales, and the public will
increase its wants and its purchases.
AS we increase buying and selling to
help business Every farmer is do
ing something to help business. So is
advertising men and every publisher.
Are you? Do so, and help pass pros
perity around"
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
Ssge Tea Keeps
Your Hair Dark
When Mixe dWith Sulphur 1t Brings
Back Its Beautiful Lustre at Once.

Grey hairl however handsome, de-
notes advancing age. We all know the
advantages of youthful appearance.
your hair is your charm 1t makes or
mars the facel When it fades or turns
gray and looks streaked, just a few
applications OF Sage Tea and Sui
phur enriches It's appearance a hun
dred fold.
Don't stay gray, Look youngl Eth
er prepare the recipe at home or get
from any drug store a bottle OF
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound which is the old-time recipe
improved by the addition of other in
gradients. Thousands Sf folks recon-
mend this ready-to-use preparation
because it darkens the Aair beautiful
ly, besides, no one can possibly tell, as
IT darkens so naturally and evenly
You moisten a sponge or soft brush
with it, draw this through the hair
taking one small strand at time. By
morning gray hair disappeats, aftel
another application or two, its, natura
color is restored and it becomes thick
glossy and lustrous, and you appear
years younger.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
w. H. M. S. OF CENTRAL
METHODIST CHURCH

The attendance at the last meeting
was small due to Indictment weather,
but reports were made and suggestions
offered relative to local work.
One suggestion that met with nm
animous approval was to discontinue
asking the merchants for aid on char
table cases but instead to ask them
Tor monthly donation to the Mission
airy Union committee which is COM
posed OF the presidents of each mis-
ssionary society in the city and the diff
terent pastors wives.
hey will be visited with authority
to investigate all cases, report them
back to their different societies and TO
spend their allotment of funds as
they see fit.
his is to keep our merchants and
our homes tree of the begging which
IS an annoyance and sometimes an
eVii because OF imposition by the nm
worthy. WV IN
Sheets for the linen shower for Wes-
ley Memorial Hospital must be COM
pieted so as to arrive at the hospital
by June END. Mr.. ]. M. Mcdonald
IS. the Chairman in charge.
communications from the. Home
and foreign departments of the church
MISSION were read and also the deci-
sion and plans made for their benefit
az the last Missionary Council held
az San Antonio, Texas in April
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
WE DO THINGS"

The Young Mems Baraca Class oil
the First Methodist Church have been
living up to their motto I'VE do
Things, indeed and in truth the past
few days. One of their members, J
Ollie Peterson, was obliged to take
to his bed few days ago, suffering
from an old shraphnei wound recciv-
ed while doing service i'll Germany, and
who has already been operated on 7
or times. The class went i'll body
a week ago Sunday and had their class
session with him. Since then it was
thought best for him TO be taken to
the local hospital, where he was again
operated on Tuesday night, removing
small piece of fractured bone.
He has been improving nicely since
then. The attending physician was
consulted by the teacher, as to the ad
visibility OF the aBraca Class meet
ing with him on Sunday morning and
gave consent for them to do so.
Whcreupon surprise was planned
Tor Mr. Peterson The boys went to
the hospital in a body and carried
his bed TO the outdoor vcranda up
stairs, where they had a short song
service a9d their regula crlass SEES
sion to tfe, joy of their shut in MEM
Der, and when they left, the SON
Brighten the. corner where you are
was reSounding from the lips OF the
different inmates OF the building who
had caught the spirit of these faith
ful members who were cndeavorinp
to bring a little sunshine into thelife
of their sick member.
Their platform is as follows. Young
men at work for young men all stand
NIB by the Bible, the Bible School
and the Church!
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
COOPERATIVE
HOG SALE
(By J. T. Pittman)

The date set for the COOPERATIVE
Hog Sale at Abbeville, is Thursday,
June END. The farmers of this and
adjoining counties will have the priv
llege of selling their hogs at the high
est market price on that date
A car. will be placed on tracks to
accommodate the farmers. Farmers
should remember that car lot sales
bring better prices than small lots, or
broken cars. 1t is important therefore
THAT the farmers take ADVANTAGE OF
the sale and bring in enough hogs for
car lot sales. The number for 4 car
depending on the grades.
A few suggestions to avoid loss
The car should not be overloaded in
hot weather. See to it that all the
protruding nails in the car have been
removed. Insist that the agent in
spect as well as yourself. The door
fastenings and floor should be in &C.
ceptable condition. Do not use soft
bedding. such as shavings, straw or
other material. The car should be
bedded with sand or other like bedding
and thoroughly dampened, before il
is loaded. Drivers should not hurry
the hogs up and down the shutes You
will not save time by driving hogs
too fast in hot weather. Do not pour
cold water on the backs of overheated
hogs, but wet the car floor or pens
Do not load hogs when wet and
painting. Do not lead hogs in cars
Immediately after arrival at loading
pens. Crippled animals should be par.
tItiOned SenarafeIv
Shipping pens should be provided
with water and animals arriving for
loading, especially hogs, should be
watered and allowed to cool before
loading.
/ The morning of the sale farmers
should be- given normal feed. In
Grating, loading, and hauling hogs to
the market, care should be taken not
to bruise, cripple. crowd. or otherwise
get the, hogs out of marketing condi-
ton. A little carelessness and haste
may be every expensive.
Now is good time 10 get rid OF
your surplus stock. Hogs ready for
the market will likely bring a~better
price now than if held for future sale
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
w M. S. OF CHRISTIAN
CHURCH

The w. M. S. of the Central Chris
tan Church held their regular month
~ meeting at the home OF Mrs I'M
Mosher on West Pine Street on Mon.
day afternoon. The attendance was
an average one. Rev. Bruce Nav was
present and led the devotional reading.
John IL.
The business was conducted nv the
president Mrs. L. A. Turner. The
years mission work closes in June
which caused a summarizing of the
"hurch's activities An impromnt,,
program was the result of using tbe
church magazine named The World
Call for cleaning different interesting
points about the church missions and
colleges. "''u
Election of officers resulted in the
reeleotlon of the present staff for tbc
ensuing year. These are Mrs. /. A
Turner, president; Mrs. w. R. Skinner
Vice-president; Mrs. 7. A. PARROT sec.
rotary: Mrs. ]. NJ. Mosher, Treasurer.
Mrs. u. J. Bennett, Literary secre,
tary,. AT the close of business Mrs
Mosher assisted by Mrs Turner and
Miss Irene Archer served delightful
refreshments
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
B. w. M. u. MEETINGS

Circles one. two and three observed
as their visiting day. i'll which the sick
and the unfortunate rom any cause
receive special thought or visit.
Circle No. me- with Mrs. NJ M.
Stephens on Monday afternoon and
made plans for the examination they
will take on their text book on next
Thursday afternoon at $50 o'clock at
the church. About twenty members
have been reading the book called the
Wandering Jew in Brazil under the
leadership Of Mrs. M. M Stephens.
Having completed this which is about
the fifth book in the course they are
already planning for their next one
which will be the w. M. u manual.
After their deliberations the ladies
present enjoyed good social time and
Mrs. Stephens served punch and sand
wiches, assisted by her daughter
Gladys and Misses Gussie Graham and
Clio Crosby.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
AT THE CENTRAL
METHODIST CHURCH

Whitley Langston, Pastor.
Sunday School 1000 A. M.-Wm
X. Bowen, Supt Every member OF
the Sunday School urged to be pres
ent and bring visitor.
IL 80 A: M.-Preaching-Rev ia
smith OF Macon. Do not fail to hear
him.
Pastor will preach at $50 P. M.
Subject-"Does it Mean Anything. +?
(All this talk about law enforcement.
Epworth League 7:45 p. M.
w. r. Langston, president. All the
leagues are requested to be present
and on time.
The choir and orchestra will rend-
er special music.
You are cordially invited to worship
with us.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
LADIES' AUXILIARY

The ladies auxiliary of the PreSby-
terrain church met on Monday for their
bi-weekly meeting with Mrs. Drew
w. Paulk at her home on South Main
Street. Mrs. J. c. Glover led the de
votlonal and i'll the absence OF the
president also conducted the business
session. Mrs. w. G. Broadhurst had
charge of the program which was on
the subject of education in the for
elgn mission fields, and the source of
information was the Presbyterian pei
iodical called the World Survey OF
which every member is supposed to
have been reader and from which
to present some interesting item. AT
the conclusion of the program So
cial halt hour was enjoyed during
which Mrs. Paulk served dainty re-
freshments.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
If BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat Less Meat, Also Take a Glass of
Salts before Eating Breakfast.

Eat Less Meat, Also Take Glass of
Salts before Eating Breakfast.
Uric Acid in meat excltes the kid
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish, ache, and feel like Jumps
OF lead. The urine becomes cloudy; the
bladder is irritated, and you may be
Obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. When the kid.
neys clog you must help them flush of
the Dodys urinous waste or you'll be
real sick person shortly. AT first
you teel a dull misery in the kidney
region. you suffer from backache. sick
headache, dizziness, stomach gets sour
tongue coated and you feel rheumat-
&c twinges when the weather is bad
Eat less meat, drink lots of water;
also get from any pharmacist four
ounces OF Jad aSlts; take tablespoon
aul IN glass of water before break
fffSt for few days and your kidneys
Mpi then act fine. ms famous salts
Isl made from the acid of grapes and
eHon juice, combined with lithia, and
aS been used for generations to clean
logged kidneys and stimulate them
normal activity, also to neutralize
ne ACIDS IN urine, so it no longer is
source OF irritation, thus ending
bladder weakness. 60 .
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot in
}urc.. makes a delightful effervescenr
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active. Druggists
mere say they sell lots of lad Salts
to folks who believe in overcon1ine
kidney trouble while it is only trouble
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
Use Sulphur To
Heal Your Skin
Broken Out Skin And Itching Eczema
Helped Over Night

For unsightly skin eruptions, rash
or blotches on face, neck, arms or
Dody' you do not have to wait for re-
ilef from torture or embarrassment,
declares noted skin specialist. Apply
little Mentho Sulphur and improve
ment shows next day.
Because OF its germ destroying pro-
perties, nothing has ever been found
to take the place of this sulphur prep
aratlon. The moment you apply it.
healing begins. Only those who have
had unsightly slintroubles can know
the delight this Mentho- Sulphur does
bring. Even fiery, itching eczema is
dried right up.
Get small jar from any good drug
gist and use it like cold cream
Advertisement
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
COLD MEAT WITH
VEGETABLE SALAD

Cut cold meat of any variety in thin
slices trim off all unedible portions
and dispose neatly in the center of
an ample dish. Around the meat set
heart leaves of lettuce, each holding
six or eight cold cooked beans, cut
in pieces, few slices of radish and a
slice of cooked beat Pour vinagrette
sauce over the whole or set table
spoonful of mayonnaise or tartar sauce
above the vegetables in each nest. To-
matoes cut in slices or in julienne strip
may be used in place of the beet and
radish, but not with either.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
MOONLIGHT PICNIC

A delightful moonlight picnic has
been planned by the Baraca class of
the FIRST M. f. Church at which they
Will be. hosts furnishing conveyance
and refreshments for the Philathea
class, the Teacher Training class, Mrs.
!; n, Elders class of girls and Mr.. ].
II. Burke's class of boys. They will
go out in cars to Bowen's Mill about
800 O'Clock tonight, the weather per-
hitting and big time is exploited.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
KENNEDY MEMORIAL
SERVICES

The regular Sunday services. in
Guiding B. Y. p U. with special mu-
sic were held as usual Revival meet
ngs are still in progress with unaba-
ted interest. A number of additions
to the church have already been one
OF the results, as we'll as an awakened
interest on the part OF some who we're
formerly indifferent in the church
work. Mr.. CHM and a good choir are
keeping up their good work without
any other outside aid
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
EvANGELISTIc MEETINGS

ne Presbyterian Congregation CO.
pppet5S~ing with their visiting minis
Ter Kew. Rauschenbcrg closed one of
!he most successful evangelistic meet
ings they have held or perhaps any of
the churches in the city have held in
long time. Twenty five admissions
to the ,chhrch have been the visible
demonstration of the spiritual cam
ana me influence both active and re-
act,ve on the membership who were
jealous and faithful through all kind.
OF weather both hot and wet, mean:
q great deal to the church besides
Mrs Rauschenberg Joined her nus.
oand Tor few DAYS before they lief
Tor their home at Hartwell, Ga.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
AT THE CENTRAL
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

Bruce Nay, Minister.
w. A. Adams, Supt S. S.
100 A. M.-Bible School.
ll:30 A. M.-Communion and SER
mon.
1880 A. M. Junior c. Z.
Leader Miss Winnie Hopkins
$50 P, M.-Evening sermon.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
EPISCOPAL GUILD

The Episcopal Guild met with Mrs
;: w. Rabbit on Tuesday afternoon.
The attendance was some smaller than
usual, so many of the members being
out of town. However the official
staff and Others were present to car
ry on business and enjoy social half
hour. during which Mrs. Babbitt serv-
ed dainty sandwiches and refreshing
logan berry Juice.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-15
ST. MATTHEWS EPISCOPAL
CHURCH

r. G. Shannonhouse, Rector.
Church School, Sundays 10 A. NJ.
Sunday services lst and 3rd Sundays.
Has and 500 P. NJ, 4th Sunday at
HIS only. Seats free.
Cordial welcome to all.