The Coconino sun., 1922-03-31


 one Frank Leslie recalls who, after skimming her milk on top, always turned it over and skinned it on the bottom.
 George Harben says he hates rainy weather. It makes him catch cold. Too much of him on the ground. Says only way he can keep from catching cold outdoors in damp weather is to sit on the ground and hold his feet up.
 Bill Dickinson says that when it comes to making up yarns he knows the three biggest liars in ths world. He says Del Strong is one and his brother, Ali Dickinson is the other two.
 To which Ali retorts that Bills cheek is best illustrated by the fact that a bolt of lightning once struck him on it and glanced off and killed a mule two hundred yards away. Y Walter Durham says he's the origi- nal guy who, because his old range sike-kick always hogged most of the bed wore his spurs to bed one night and kept raking his bed-fellow with them until the latter yelled: "Ef you was any kind of gentleman you'd cut your damn toe-nailsp
 It doesn't extinguish the confiagra- tion in a mans brain when a pretty girl turns her hose on him. = Ben Doney's philosophy.
 One of the farmers who bought CO., operative stores stock says it's get ting so nowadays you can't even trust a bologna sausage.
 Dr. Miller frequently receives let ters from an eastern friend named M. T. Stocking. He says it's misnomer when she has it on.
 Dr. l.. B. McMullen, the genial skipper of the Normal school discov- CTS the only remaining connecting link between the animal and vegetable kingdom - hash.
 A local man whose talk transcends his deeds remarked to Austin w. Brown that he had nothing but praise for the minister. "Yes, I've noticed that every time the contributions were taken up," Austin replied.
 Looks like Bobby Moran is going to be newspaper humorist, because the other morning when his mother put his stockings on wrong side out he began to sing, Mother, mother, mother, turn the hose on me-"
 Attorney Frank Harrison wrote lawyer in another town concerning the property of man who had just died there and owed one of Franks clients some money. To Franks query whether deceased left anything that could be attached the reply came back, Nothing subject to attachment except widow"
 "Rimmy" Jim Giddings would just suit the man who ran this advertise ment the other day in the Aztec, N. | M., Independent:
 Wanted - l want cow-hand who knows cows, not under 35 years old or over 90. One who drinks, smokes, swears, tells the truth and hates sheep nerders. An experienced tracker, familiar with high mesas and deep canyons, where there is no feed or water. Am hard cuss to work for expect a man to know more than a | ,ow. No billiard-ball cowboys or ,hurch members. w. P. Hensley, the Three V ranch, Largo Canyon, P. O. Aztec, N. M." This letter was handed us last week. We refer the young lady to "Rimmy" linn Giddings, Henry Aphold, Art Will iarns, Al Beasley, Judge Gilliland, Hugh McGookin, Adam Mohlenpah, Iohn H. Morrison, John Neville, Bob shinehart, or Frank Sufea. They all 'nswer to all the requirements. Re pectfully request the young lady in .ase any of the other young bucks Iround here write her that she ignore hem and cast for one of those named lbove. They're all house-broke and wiling to go cash-broke. Further ldvise that while you might bring 'our own layette, baby carriages, transportation charges, re cheaper here than in the east.
 New York, N. Y,
 March 9th, 1922. Postmaster,
 Flagstaff, Arizona.
 )ear Sir:--
 Kindly have following printed in ne of your leading papers, and great 7 oblige one who does not know the anne of any of your papers. A young lady would like to corres- ond with nice young man a few ears over her own age with matri- lonial intentions. I am twenty-four ears of age and a brunette, five feet wo and one-half inches tall. French escent, a good cook and housewife, lso very fond of home. Man need l. ot be wealthy, just so he can sup ort wife in comfort and give her a 'ood home and can love her, loving ach other is the most essential thing o happiness.
 we would be glad to hear from you T anyone desiring to answer. Do not