The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-12-22
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Even More-The bills had come in
/ for building the young couples home
7 George" said the bride of few
months, they are twice what we ex
/ pected!" F:..~ -.
Don't worry" said the young hus
band. 81 expected they would be.
: But George" she replied, they are
twice as much as that"
Luck.--"A motor truck smashed the
j baby carriage to smithereens, num-
Horrors! Was the baby hurt?"
You're mighty lucky, mum. He
was kidnapped only five minutes be.
fore. - Life.
Logical May watching ballRame)
Where do they keep the extra
Bases"
Ray.-"What for"
May -"Well, that man just stole
third base Dry Goods Economist.
, Everybody Mistaken Jack and
Emily are going to be married
Emily, | thought she was one OF
these modern girls who don't believe
in marriage.
so did Jack. The Harvard Lam
pooh.
Another Blows Stranger ito Office
boyt-"I wanna see the editor"
Office Boy-"What editor? We got
all kinds Of editors around this joint.
nothin but editors; just like the Mex
lean army, all generals and no prt
Yates" Washington Times.
Simple Directions Fair Visitor
is ther" some plac" aboard where |
can get a drink of water"
The Cob "C"rtainly, Miss At the
sCuttlebutt on the atarbuard side OF
the gun deck, 'midships. Just Gorrud
OF the dynamo hatch" Judge.
All Induce menta It's got so these
days" complained a Young man, that
YOU can hardly get married unless you
can show the girl two licenses"
Two licensees" exclaimed the
friend.
Yes marriage and automobile
Ladies' Home journal.
His Ambi btion.- Dicks parents ar,
well,meaning but a tritle too strict
believing that TO spare the rod is It
spoil the child"
When Dick was asked by friend
of the family what he would like t.
be when he grew up, he replied, read
liz, An orphan The Epworth Her
aid
Faster than the Fastest -Orchestra
the fastest man in The
world"
Violiniat-"How's that"
o. D.-"Time flies, doesn't it,"
V.-"So they say
o. Dwell, beat time Chap
arral.
His Part--The dean was exceed
ingly angry: SO you confess that
this unfortunate young man was ear
ried TO the pond and dreuched2 Now
what part did you take in this dis
AFFAIR.""
THE right leg, sir" answered tn,
sophomore kly.-Johns Hopkins
Black and Blue Jay.
Horrible Example -Oryille Wright
at dinner in Dayton, was reproIChet
for not taking up the challenge of th'
Smithsonian Institute that it wa.
Langley. not the Wrights, who wa
the first to fly. The trouble with
you, Orville," said banker. lis that
Won are tDO tgCitUru Won dbDt qggar' I
enough. You should press
lgenti2e more
My dear friend" Oryille Wright /
answered, the best talker and the I
worst flyer among the birds Is the
parrot. Detroit Free Press.
Exchange Of Courtesies What |
did you give your son for Christina. /
last year," .......
Ten shares of Arizona Pete, which !
hasn't paid a cent since" st.. g.. ".
And what has he given you thi2 !
49,. Isl. :.-
'"Phe collected assessment notices /
he received on the stuff for the inter
"ening year"
BuneIin9 Work. Nov somebody: !
gone and done it," 3d."
Done what" ....... 4
Lost the names from these Christ
mas gifts had piled In the closet"
Names OF the people you We're go !
ng to give I'm to-"
mo, stupid. Names of those who
ave them to rs last year I'm afraid |
may send some of 'em back to the