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The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
ROCERSvILLE

Please find inclosed, check foe
one dollar for which send me ths
News twelve months 1T is just
like getting a letter from noma
Hello George Jayues. come ag'
ain. Ex. Sheriff M. r. Bultry Ex-
Register S. A. Greene. Henry Gr
eene. and Mr.. Shepherd, all froa
Hancock Couty moterdd to Mon.
istown Saturday. come again bon
l hope the Lee HigwaY viii b
doEe next time you come over.
Wishing the News success, I
am Truly yours.
r. I. Brewer.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
The other day a Nearo that

The other day a Negro that
had been working in tia Stats
of Illinoise came back to Tennes-
see and met us with one Of his
former acquaia lanes and was
telling him of the liberties and
privileges of the Negro in the
Northern State, how the black
folks were allowed to ride in the
same coach with the white folks
how the colored children went u
school with white childre, he fin
ally said: "Sam. I'll tell you what
rs gwine to do, I" rs fwine to
buy me suit Of white clothes.
ale white, white from head 70
foot and 60 marching down d
street wild some fine white lady
to de candy store" what do
you think eff dat? Well sub, III
you does dat I'll tell you what I's
gwino to do. rs gwine to buy M
a suit of black clothes. bIck an
Ober. black faom head to foot and
90 marching along behind you
down to de cemetery.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

The Sneedville News goes
forth upon the ocean Of journal
ism and with it 20 how many
hopes. how many fears. Hops
that wreck 10 many baruues q
that oceans boisterous bosom.
Fears that It may. too. 30 down
the vertex that has swallowed "
80 many such undertakings. K,
With q heart filed with al ths
earnestness of our nature. I ths
publishers will strive tolnAke ths
News what its name implies. .
carrier of intelligence to tha
homes and hearts of our peopIA
Inpolidcs the News is a Con
lssrvativel Independent newspapsR
tyst at>ohe same time. it fwin
strive 10 upbuild the .llnsncill
moral and intellectual .intereslD
Of our county. In after yeau
when this journal has ceased =
live. NAV it be said that, n
never proclaimed but in the causo
of justice. Oh! may it throw .
halo Of fondest reflections intD
the memory Of its readers thss
will linger ever around their d.
Ing pillow.
The Editorials will be nothing
but honest doctrine deduced froo
an earnest search for the truth.
To the Valiant Heroes Of tho
late World War have q happy
greeting. and a hearty welcoms
is here extended TO each of then
to come and come often.
The correspondence depart
ment will print the latest items
Of interest to the people.
1t will give the latest news
from the world over.
Now friendly readers will yoa
help us? Will you not encouraeu
US in this undertaking. Do yoa
not love home honor and homs
interest enough TO send US .
dollar for the News to come infp
your homes and make glad ths
hearts of yourself. your wife
your boys and girls for fifty tW
weeks in tine year.
Manager.!.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
FORD TURNS
OUT
6,00G. 900Tn, MOTOR
NEXT ONE COMES THROUGH
q ANN "a SECONDS LATER
o AND 1-3 SECONDS LATER

1
Ford Motor Number 5000, ,OO(
was lifted from the assembly line
in the Highland Park Ford Plant
at Gid A. NJ. May 18th. Just
5-1-8 seconds later Number 6. 900,
O0l wigs finished.
The unusually heavy demand
for Ford cars and Trucks at the
present time has necessitated the
building of 5,40O motors daily.
These are shipped in carload lots
to the various Ford assembling
plants throughout the United
States.
The first Model 1T" Ford motor
was completed on October lst.
1908; number 1.0OO,O0 left the
assembly line December 10TH,
1915; and number 8. 900. 600 came
through May 18th. 1921.
Although the Ford Motor Com
pany turned out a number of diff.
fcrent models prior to 1908. the
present numbering system began
with the first model "T".
Sneedville Motor Co..
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
1N. 24s F0RDS SOLD IN AP
Ford Retail Sales Hit New H
Mark. <<

According to a report j0pt -
ceived from the Ford Mote CO
Ipany, Detroit. a daily aveFae6- q
5,210 retail sales of Ford cazS 90
trucks had been reached By ii
close of April in the United State.
alone.
| Ford sales of cars and trucks
for the month, including both
domestic and foreign. totaled 127,
249. This establishes a new high
record, exceeding the largest pre-
Yious month. June 1921, by Is, 467
The sale of Fordson tractors
has also been steady climbing.
A total of II. 181 Fordsons were
sold during April IN the United
States, a daily average of 469
having been reached by the end
of the month. This gives the
tractor a new high sale record,
and shows 100 per cent incrase
over the best month in 1921.
The Ford Motor Company is
enjoying a banner year in all de-
partments. Output of Ford cars
and trucks for the year, accord
ing to present estimates, will ex-
ceed 1. 100, 900 which represents
q ten per cedt increase over 1921.
The Ford factory at Detroit is
now operating at full capacity,
having a force of more than 40.
600 men on the payroll. The
sceduled output for May will
probably reach l35, 900 cars and
trucks. which will be applied
against orders approximating
1876. 900.
Despite the attempt of the fac
tory and the twenty-thrce assem-
bling plants in the United states
to produce a sufficient number of
cars 10 meet the unusually heavy
demand, it has been impossible
for Ford dealers in most cases to
make immediate deliveries.
Sneedville Motor Co.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
BIG TONE GAP VA.

j Dear Editcr:-
\ l will drop in a few items
I from Wise Va. as [ am a native
kof old East Tennessee and dearly
oye my old native country and
is people and especially the peo
PIE Of Hancock county, there is
no spot on earth so dear to me
tn all the world as that old play
|Rround in and around old Stoney
Gap church, as that is my old
|school ground, and / certainly
love all nv old school mates. It
~ a great pleasure to me while
10 far away to think of all the
good times, the good people and
asst times that l have seen
round Stony Gap. it has been
overal years since ! was at the
Dar old sweet spot at Stony Gap
Bhile there is many of my dear
I'D school mates has passed out
ef this life while | am away from
ny native home. ! wish all the
people in Dear old Hancock
county all good luck and happin-
ess that this life affords. Hoping |
TO see my letter in your dear pa
per. j will ring off. Best wishes
10 all.
4, Matte Carpenter,
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
LIFE;

LIES a thing CT rough and tumble.
LIES a thing Of laugh and gramblc.
LIES a game a 20 and hustle.
Life's a thiaz Of rush and hustle.
LIES a play OF brain and muscle.
LIES just orc iarn thing after another.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

. OUT OF FIVE FORD Cars
, TRUCKS SOLD SINCE 1903
STILL IN OPERATION
~ six miilionth Model ''T''
Motor was produced May ls.
} Ford Factory at Detroit
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
FORD NEARS
OUTPUT
Of 5000 A Dan
DEALERS CALL FOR 19A1
CARS. TRCUKS AND TIA
y TORS FOR JUNE

Ford dealers in the Unit
States have asked for a toto[ h
194, 750 Ford Cars. Trucks =
Tractors to meet their June I
quirements. says a statsu,eI
issued by the Ford Motor O
Detroit, Michigan. -
As a result. the estimated q
put for June has been boosted
lao. 600, which ia an increase 4
10 600 over the present mont
and, of course, will set up q N
high record. in spite Of the 4
that the May output will show
substantial increase over the prl
|vious highest month, a.
Ford sales have been constan|
ly increasing since the frat I
the year. the demand GROWN
during, the past two months faI
ter than it has been possible 4
increase production. s
Monday, May 10Th. broush
forth a new record Of cars b11
for one day, the figures reachi
4.878 at the close OF the da}
work. This was an increase 4
16 over May15th, whiehthe pr
vious high mark YVES establish
On May 18th. the six miIlie
Ford motor was assemb
Numbe five million came off
line May 18th. 1921.
Ford officials state that. sv
attempt is being made to buiI
&C; |';ll
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02
SPRING CLEANING IS At HAND.

Have you thought how much you can improve the looks
Of your premises by giving them fresh coat Of paint?
And the protection that paint affords is worth much more
to you than the cost of same.
PRICES ARE NOW MUCH LOWER
You paint for at least ffy percent less than you
could last year as the following comparison will show:
Price last year. Price now.
White lead 18 cents per:bonpd l4cents per pound
S. &W. Paste 20 >, . So II 80. -
Lnseedoil $500 >, >. gallon $1.25,. ;, gallon
Oil constitutes large proportion of mixed paint and
you will notice the price this its about 6I per cent
lower than it was last year. &
We handle old Dutch Whit Lead H & W. Paste Pnint
and the very best grade of Enseed OIL well as full
line of inside finishes and family paints You can always
get what you want at market prices matter what the
goods cost
Verylreepectfulys
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

X 4. "A I
- six miilionth Model ''T''
Motor was produced May Is.
Ford Factory at Detroit.
DRvords. from the time
lDoB when the Ford
Y began marketing
l11nouB Model IT" Motor
I'll Nay 18th. 1922, a total
six million FORD Cars and
Trucks have been produced. Out
~. This total 5,517. 956 were deliv-
ord to purchasers in the United
States alone, and according to
tha latest statistics. 4, 478,248 Of
these Cars and Trucks are still
IN daily service.
Thus, It will be seen that ort
of every five Ford Cars and
Trucks sold to retail purchasers
in the United States alone during
the past fourteen years. four are
still in actual daily use. which is
really remarkable when the hard
service of commercial cars is
taken into consideration. This
seems to forcibly confirm the
popular knowledge of the long
evity of Ford cars.
That Ford products have been
quite evenly distributed though.
out the United States is borne
out by the fact that through the
sparsely settled communities in
the West to the densely populated
cities in the East. practically the
same ratio of Ford cars and
trucks to population exists.
Ohio leads with a total of go. |
769 Ford Cars and Trucks IN daily
use; Illinois comes second; Penn
,ylvania third; Texas fourth, and
Michigan fifth. with a total of
,34, ,0Sl. New York. Iowa and
California follow IN the order
name. each having more than
100. 900.
An idea of the important part
played by Ford Cars and Trucks
n the daily transportation of
yoods and persons in the United
states can be gained by realiza-
ion OF the fact that with the
Ford cars now in operation,
averaging a minimum of 5000
niles per year each. they would
pile up a total of Twenty-Five
Billion transportation miles,
equivalent to more than a million !
rips around the world.
Sneedville Moor Co.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS
st door when have accumulated bank account even
though it be small fsrr r4~.
small beginning often leads TO big ending.
Fs-bid the hank and you will find the oppor-
tunty to use it to your advantage. rs
CITIZENS BANK. sNEEDv1ILE TENN
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

fhs dog pictured b blamed for KIN
ing twenty-five Missouri sheep last
ysaf, according to the Kansas City
Star. And besides that loss. think OF
the food he. ate In order to have
strength 20 do that evil work Food
IN the world this year Will be scarce.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-06-02

Remember. each dog consumes about
the same amount Of food - the aver
age person. Each dog living means
that cue human being VIII have to &C
vithou, food. Be sure that your dog
is worth to you what he costs the
country.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
col. BEN LABREE HAS
Been MUCH HON0RED
Former Maysrillian named Curator OF
Federal Hill Has Been Made Col
onel on Three Governors STATS.

The Lexington Herald says:
Colonel Ben LaBree, who last week
was appointed curator of the "Old
Kentucky Home at Federal Hill, near
Bardstown. is former LeXingtonian,
having been a resident of this city
previous to 1894 when he went to
Louisville He was one of the owners
of the Sherman stock farm, home of a
number of famous trotting horses. He
also published here Illustrated Ken
tuckian," and The Confederate war
Journal" Col. LaBree, who will be in
charge of the home, is the author, edi-
tor and compiler Of number of his
torical books, the majority of which
deal with the war between the states
Because of this work a Mississippi
chapter of the Daughters of the Con-
federacy was named for him. No other
living man was ever so honored. Com
manding officers Of the Union and
Confederate armies who survived the
war were among Mr.. LaBrees ac-
uuaintances. He was with General
Grant on part of his noted tour around
the world and suggested the writing OF
his memoirs. He is a member of the
Masonic fraternity, the Sons Of the
American Revolution and a number OF
other organizations. Three governors
OF Southern states have recognized
him with appointments on their stats
as colonel
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
HARDING PRAISES MOTHERS
FOR BAND ENTERTAINMENT
President Interested To Know That
Victims of Island Queen Disaster
Are To Be Entertained.
The Cincinnati Enquirer says:

The Cincinnati Enquirer says:
When the Manchester (Ohio) School
Band comes to Cincinnati July 81,
Wilbur Morgan, a member Of the band,
who was injured when the deck Of the
steamer Island Queen collapsed during
the Grant Centenary celebration at
Point Pleasant in April, will greet his
comrades at Christ Hospital.
The reunion is TO be under the
auspices of the Mothers of Democracy.
Mrs. Andrew II. Foppe, President Of
the Mothers of Democracy, received a
Letter yesterday from President War
rem G. Harding which was as follows:
AT time when duties and engage
ments are more than unusually insist
ent, / am taking a few moment to
write you of my satisfaction in learn
ing of what you and your associates
are doing for the children who suffer
ed by reason of the Island Queen ac-
cident last spring. 1t is good to know
that their misfortune is still borne in
mind and that your purposes have
moved you to this new effort for
them"
Subscription to the entertainment
fund may be sent to Mrs. F. f. King
1852 Jefferson avenue, Clifton.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
STATES PRINCESS Is NAMED.

Frankfort, KY, July "a. - Miss
Margaret Terrill. daughter of Edward
Terrill of Covington, will be Ken
tucky's Princess at the Cotton Queen
Ball to be held at Waco, Texas, Octo-
Der 81, during the Texas Cotton Palace
Exposition, the dates of which are oc-
tober 81 TO November 5. Miss Terrill
is a prominent society girl of Coving-
ton. Governor Edwin P. Morrow made
the appointment today.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
COMPANY ASKS
$3.50 A TON FOR COAL.

st. Louis, Mo-, July "a. - The high
est price ever quoted in the city adj
ministration for coal was made today
for Kentucky coal. 1t was $3.50 a ton,
plus freight charges, making the de-
livery price s1437 ton. Along with
this quotation the city received COM
from an Alabama coal
Louisville" said State Inspectorand
the purchase price would have to be
deposited in a bank before shipment
would be made.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
POISON OAK
Torelieve itch and smartaPply
iightly-do not rub in
vs. s: !. s s! So s: =
MOB ATTACKS COvINGTON
MAN ACCUSED BY GIRL.

Covington, KY, July "a. - Thomas
Eggleston, SO, was saved from mob
Of more than three hundred persons
when Mason Howk, chief of police. ar
rested him on a charge of attacking a
young girl.
Eggleston was knocked down and
beaten before Chief Howk arrived on
the scene, it was said.
Charges against Eggleston were
filed by Harry Wehry, who said that
Eggleston had attempted to attack his
daughter. The mob gathered after
Wehry had told neighbors he filed the
warrant.
After Eggleston was arrested his
rooms were searched and several let
ters written to young girls were found
in addition to a revolver and number
of other weapons.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
JUDGE FREES YOUTH WHO
SHOT MAN HAVING KNIFE.

Augusta. Leslie Hall, 20, who shot
and fatally wounded Lewis McClana-
han, As, at Berlin, was acquitted at an
examining trial before County Judge
Dodson at Brooksville, Mechanism
was friendly with the youths mother
and forced the father, Barney Hall,
and the son to leave home, threatening
them with death, it was alleged. When
young Hall returned to the home of
his mother after his personal belong
ings McClanahan wanted to shake
hands with him. When the lad refused
it was said, the man started at him
with a knife and the boy fired.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
LOCAL COLORED WOMAN
is HIGHLY HON0RED.

Mrs. Anna B. Perkins, colored, of
this city. has ben highly honored by
the Kentucky Grand United Order of
Odd Fellows and Household of Ruth
which held its annual meeting recent
ly in Lexington. The Maysville woman
was chosen Grand Most Noble Gov
ernor, the highest office within the gift
OF the women's branch Of the order.
Mrs. Perkins is most efficient and cap
able and unquestionably will fill the
important post to the satisfaction OF
ALL
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
LITTLE GIRL TO APPEAR
BEFORE GRAND JURY

Elva Blanton, aged years, charged
with having stolen about four dollars
from a purse at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. C. L. Wood in Front street, was
before Juvenile Judge Purnell Tues
day. She was referred to the next
session of the Mason county grand
jury and placed in the charge of her
father until that body meets.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
WASTE BASKET FIRE
CALLS OFT DEPARTMENT..

At about noon Tuesday the fire de-
partment was called to the home of
Mr.. G. o. Asbury in East Second street.
A waste basket filled with paper sit
ting in q back hall caught fire in
some manner but the blaze was ex-
before the department ar
rived. Practically no damage was
done.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
NURSE BEATEN
BY UNKNOWN MAN.

greensboro, KY, July "a. - Miss
Mary Toma, popular young woman
nurse at the City Hospital, was at
tackled in her room in the nurses
home at lis o'clock this morning by
an unknown man and brutally beaten
over the head. No motive for the at
tack Is known, but it is believed by the
police to be the act Of a demented per-
son. This is the second attack of the
same character to occur within week.
The assailant left after the young
woman screamed. He got into an auto
mobile four blocks from the hospital.
No property was missing, indicating
robbery was not the motive.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
FORGERY CHARGES DISMISSED;
NO PROSECUTION.

The case against C. F. McCoulf,
charging him with forgery, in City
Court was dismissed by City Judge
Harry c. Curran Tuesday afternoon
for lack Of prosecution. All financial
matters were properly settled and
none OF those who made charges
against the young man appeared
against him in court
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
Buy in Maysville. II pays.
Public Sale
Owing to Ill health, will offer for
sale on my farm Sh miles from
Maysville, on Germantown pike,
THURSDAY, JULY 27

At p. m. my entire herd OF regis
tered Scotch and Scotch topper Short
horns, consisting OF ten head.
Cows, bred to calve this month. cows
with calf at foot, open and bred heif-
ers and three bulls. One bull four
years old and two yearllng bulls.
You can't afford to miss this op-
portunity to get your herd bulls, also
tried Matrons from an accredited herd.
will also offer for sale Registered
Big Type Poland-China gifts and
Bears.
Terms made known on day OF sale.
B. F. MCINTYRE.
H. c. HAWKINS. Auctioneer.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
TRY TRY 1907 Pure Paints Tn seed fq X NJ f sGN &
DIFFERS


c. N. Manning, President.
f. H. Engelken, Vice-Pres.
and Manager
J. d. VANHooSER, vice-Pres.
s. A. Wallace, Sec. and Treas.
DIRECTORS
Robt. w. Bingham
C. N. Manning
l.. G. Cox
Louis des Cognets
George X. Graves
F. H. Engelhen
James c. Stone
]. d. VanHooser
John G. Stoll
George r. Hunt
Samuel H. HALEY
r. T. Anderson
Edward Hilliard
Morgan o. Hughes
]. Robt. Smith
S. A. Wallace
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
COLORED CITIZENS.

Mrs. Frances S. Owens, Misses
Maria J. Smith and Jennie White have
returned home after having taken
six weeks course Of study at the Ken
lucky State Normal and Industrial In
stitute, Frankfort, Ky.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

Many members of the Eleanor Wood
Bible Glass of the Presbyterian church
attended the picnic given at Beech
wood Park Tuesday
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

Mr.. Frank Breeze left Monday for
Beckley, W. Va, to visit his son, Arvin
F. Breeze.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

Mrs. James Brown and son, James
Alva, Jr., left Sunday for a visit in
Cincinnati.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

Ledger Serv1ce-Emciency
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

FOR RENT Furnished or unfur-
nished flat. Apply at 917 East Sec
ond stl eet 22July6t
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25
FOR SALE

FOR SALE - My residence at Gle
East Third street, Fifth ward. Mrs.
Isaac Hoffman. 22July6t
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-07-25

FOR RENT - Store room. corner OF
Third and Limestone streets. NJ. p.
Redmond. 24July6t
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-11-22
Building Progressing.

The various buildings in process
of erection are being rushed rap
idly to completion. A feverish
hustle is seen on the high school
building where the concrete edg-
ing for the roof is being poured.
The roof will be finished in ten
days. A desire on the part of the
athletes of the high school TO
use the gymnasium is precluded by
the need of that space for shop
room by the workmen.
The Strong and Manley build
ing is progressing nicely. Today
the workmen have started plac-
ing the roof which will be finish
ed in a week with good weather
prevailing.
The National Bank building al
so is being rushed TO completion
and is a valuable adornment TO
the old burned corner. Dwellings
are also being finished for occu-
patton with the natural delay of
the season for hunting.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-11-22
Became Bishop p Years Ago.

The twenty-secOnd anniversary
of the conservation of the Rt.
Rev. X. II. Weller. ID. d., as bish-
op of the Fond du Lac diocese of
the Episcopal church, Nov. s, re-
membered by many of the bish-
ops friends who sent him mes
sages of good wishes and con-
gratulatiOns. Among the remem-
brances received by the bishop
was a beautiful bouquet of flow
ers presented by the Rotary club,
of which he is a member.
When Bishop Weller was select
ed as the head of the Fond du
Lac diocese, he was serving as
priest of the church of the Inter
cession at Stevens Point. After
his conservation, he and his fam
lily moved to Fond du Lac and
have made their home at Is West
Division street ever since. The
Bishop has been active and inter-
ested not only in church affairs
but in civic affairs as well and
gave literally of his time and
energy in various kinds of patri-
otto work during the World War.
The New North.
Bishop Weller is well known
in Eagle River and on occasional
visits breaches at the Episcopal
church.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-11-22
Versions of a Famous Poem:

Il is easy enough TO laugh and
smile
When your AUTOMOBILES is in
trim.
But the man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When he has TO come home on
the rim.
Revised:
When he pays for the job on
the rim.