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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
IN BUYING ASPIRIN
ALWAYS SAY "3AYER"
Look for the Name "Bayer" on Tab.
let's, Then You Need
Never Worry.

"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" can be
taken safely for Colds, Headache.
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neuri-
tbs, and Pain generally.
To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions In each
unbroken package of "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gen.
uine, world-famous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over twenty-one
yearS.-Advertiseme
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

what strange things do happen. 1t
certainly does seem strange to think
that any one would ask what the day
was after having been told once, for
everyone knows the days don't change
nlaces like that. But there are funny
people and they make funny jokes for
US!
And now be off for your holiday,
Thursday, my child"
So Thursday hurried off to join the
other days in their funmaking.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
The Ordeal.

"Why do you insist on singing to
the men who call?"
GAS a test of DEVOTION" replied Miss
Cayenne. "As soon as / meet one who
would rather hear me sing than lis
ten to the photograph, I'll feel fairly
confident that he feels that blind I'M
reasoning love on which enduring SEN
timent must depend"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

to leave until 1T
was over and IN
til my evenings
work was over,
too.
"Once it was
Thursday it was
going to continue
TO be Thursday
all day long!
Dear me, as
If I'd c h q n g e
places with Fiji
day in the middle
of the day!
Gracious me,
I'D n ev r d o
that"
~ Ou n e V e r
would. I'm glad
to say" said Fa-
+bar Wppl< "hut
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

49,
work.
what is it?"
a s k e d Father
Week. 81 like to
hear jokes, for in
this business Of
keeping all my
fine children on
time / need a
joke or two once
In a while"
"Now, Father"
S a d Thursday,
shat Is a joke
you're cracking
yourself. Y O u
know perfectly
well you don't
have any trouble
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
He Wanted to Know.

you'll be out in two weeks" said
the eminent specialist, as he hesitated
for a moment at the bed Of a patient
before making 267 other calls sched-
uled for that day.
Thanks, DOCTOR" replied the pa
tient, feebly. "Out how much?"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
Average Size of Farm.

Statistics on this subject vary from
year to year. The average size of
farm in 1920 was 1882 acres, as COM
pared with 1881 acres in 1910. The
average acreage of improved land per
farm in 1920 was 1876 acres, while in
1910 it was 1872 acres.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
p d Armour's Joke.

The millionaire packer, founder of
Armour and company, was riding
through the country with the late
"Jim" Hill Armour gaZed for some
time at d herd of fine cattle. then re-
marked: Eat hearty-one bite is for
you and the next is for me-"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

Did you ever see a stone step?
Or a peanut stand?
Or sardine box?
Or an apple turn over?
Or hair die?
Or a day pass by?
Or a snake dance?
Or a horse fly?
Or a night fall?
Or ship spar?
Or sugar bowl?
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
She Learned Something.

$50 you've been around the worid7"
asked the young housewife.
Eyes, num-" said the applicant for
broken victuals. 81 went around on a
tramp steamer"
Dear me! / didn't know there
were steamers that made a speciality
of catering to tramDs."
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

Lots of things are being marked
down, but you can't buy success at the
bargain counter.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
Cnrinn IL BILL

Spring 1t, Bill!
"Why Is Bill going around with a.
grin on his face?" Because he has
laugh up his sleeve"
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

some people lend a hand they make
poor fist of it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
4sV'DCddd!ys
p6Eyenin6
FdiLy Tale
THURSDAYS JOKE
"WAARY GRAHAM BONNER
- eor,nohI ~ wtsIiak ktx.sA4ts uk.oh

Il have joke to tell you, Father
Week." said Thursday, after Friday
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

If you give no occasion for suspicion
no suspicion will arise.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21

1t is good habit now and again to
examine your habits
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1922-04-21
Can DC Ointment Is and Soc, Taleum q

W. n. u. MILWAUKEE,, NO. 1e-1s22.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03
THEATRICAL MEN TO
 ACT AGAINST COUGHERS

NEW YORK, Jan. Eff you must cough in the theater, do it at the box office," is the reaction of local theatrical managers to news from Paris that producers there have started an anti-coughing crusade.
 Local producers are following the example of Jersey City minister, who is said to begin his sermon each Sunday morning by saying that if persons in his audience must cough, they should at least wait until the collection plate is passed and cough up as hard as they please
 The cough in the theater usually comes at the most dramatic point in the play, producers say
 Local authorities agree with Paris specialists that about 75 per cent of the theater coughs are ineXcusable. They say a moments concentration when the fist cought urge is felt will generally stifle it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03

Harrisburg and Philadelphia. The
 Senator, although lawyer, seldom
 appeared in courts in late years.
 He was perhaps, the largest man physically in the Senate, standing
 six feet four inches in height and
 Weighing close to 300 pounds. He traced his ancestry back for more
 than 500 years and in his veins
 flowed the blood of some of the most
 distinguished American families The Senator's family is related to the Pennsylvania Biddles,. the Maryland
 Chews and Thomases and the Massa- chusetts Dudley Boies families. The elder Boies aided in building the breastworks for the battle of Bunker Hill. ... Born in Philadelphia on November 1, 1860, young Penrose was educated by private tutors and at the Episco- pal Academy in his home city. At 16 he entered Harvard from which he was graduated in 1881. He stud jed law with Wayne MacVeigh and George T. Bispham and was admitted to the bar in 1883. Entering imme-
 diately into politics, year later he
 was elected to the state legislature.
 In 1885 he helped to secure the passage of a reform charter for Phil
 adelphia, known as the Bullitt Bill,
 and the next year was chosen a
 state senator from one of the most aristocratic districts in Pennsylvania
 In 1890 he was made president pro tempore of the state senate and par ticipated in the bitter partisan poli- tics in the years which followed. Meanwhile, at the request of Johns Hopkins University, Penrose had written in collaboration with Edward p. Allison, his law partner, for use as textbook History of the City Government of Philadelphia. He was regarded as an authority at that time on municipal subjects.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03
CHICAGO JUDGE FIXES
 BOOTLEGGING FINES

CHICAGO. Jan. 3-Federal Judge George A. Carpenter has practically esta ablished scale of bootlegging fines.
 In one day he disposed of thirty liquor cases.
 Small saloons generally were fined S1o each. the bigger ones $25 to $50.
 The cabaret rate appeared to be s2O.
 The judge mentioning that his as- sessment for operating home still was usually $10.
 A man who purchased suit case of liquor from a man he had "never seen before" paid $25. Driving a li- quor loaded truck cost $50. Mere ly getting a lift" on such truck cost $10.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03
B0IES, PENR0SE
 IS CALLED BY DEATH

WASHINGTON, Jan. B. Senator Boies Penrose of Pennsylvania died here Sunday after brief illness, aged 61 years.9
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03

SYNDICATE OFFER TO SOVIETS
 LONDON, Jan. 3-It is reported from Moscow that syndicate has of fered to organize a Persian-Dutch company to work the Russian oil in dustry, guaranteeing that the work in the southeast areas will be on the years.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03

PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 3.-The body of Senator Penrose was brought to his bachelor home here today for a private funeral, which the family plans to hold as soon as possible.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-01-03

Kodak finishing. Scarborough.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19

chairman of the campaign for Arkan3a5 and the soliciting of funds is in charge of Former Congressman w. s. Goodwin, of Warren, active vice-cairman.
 Other leaders are Mrs. Geo. C. Lewis, of Stuttgart, active chairman of the women's com mittee, Tom Poe of Little Rock, state chairman of four minute speakers, Mrs. Thos. c. McRae and Mrs. c. H. Brough, honor- ary chairman of womens con- mittees.
 A county chairman and chair man of four minute speakers have been selected for each coun ty in the state. The county chair men will name committees to make personoal solicitations for contributions to the fund. The Chairman of four minute speak CTS will select speakers to ad- dress all public gatherings in the interest of the foundation. The campaign will continue un- sil the States quota is raised.
 According to the plan an nounced by vice chairman Good win, the campaign will be strict ly a free will offering All checks will be made payable to Virgil .. Petite, of Little Rock, state treasurer of the fund, who will forward them to the state head quarters. Each contributor wi 1 be given a receipt with coupon attached, which when sent to the national headquarters, New York ill entitle the subscriber to certificate, suitable for fram- ing, as an evidence of contribu- tion.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19
OPENING OF NEW
 BANK POSTPONED


 The date of the opening of the Bank of Judsonia has been post. poned until next Wednesday, January 18th. This delay was made necessary by the fact that the workmen who are remodel ing the interior of the building will be unable to complete their work this week. A new tile floor is being laid and the fixtures are all being redecorated. The work will be completed in pix ty of time so that the opening can be held next Wednesday
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19
NATIONAL TRIBUTE TO
 WILSON UNDER WAY
Campaign Starts for $1, 100000 or More to EndoW Foundation
 in ex-PreSident'S Name.
F. D. ROOSEVELT CHAIRMAN

flew York.-PrOminent5 men and women a have organized in every state in the country in campaign opening the week of January Is to raise $1,0O0,0OO or more to endow the Woodrow Wilson Foundation, which Is designed to honor MT. Wilson and perpetuate his ideals. The income from this sum will provide the Wood row Wilson Awards to be given peri odically to "the individual or group that has rendered, within specified period, meritorious service to democ- racy, public welfare, liberal thought, or peace through justice"
 The National Committee, headed by Franklin b. Roosevelt, Democratic candidate for Vice-President in 1920, includes representatives of each state. Cleveland Fl. Dodge of New York Is chairman of the Executive Committee and Hamilton Holt Is Elk ecutive Director. Fifteen nationally known men and women will comprise the permanent Board of Trustees,
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19
A. E. NELSON

We are pleased to call your at tention in this issue to the an- nouncement of A. E. Nelson for the office of Tax Assessor of White County.
 To the people of Harrison and adjoining tonships, MT. Nelson needs scarcely any introduction.
 MT. Nelson is very well known and has always stood high in this community. He has taught sixteen terms of school in his home district and adjoining dis tricts and each man who now lives in the districts where he taught and who was on any of the school boards has signed a written endorsement of his can didacy. He also served one wear very acceptably as the sec retary-treasurer of the Judsonia Fruit and Vegetable Growers Association, but declined e-elec- tion on account of otehr work which took his time.
 MT. Nelson was born and edu-  cated in White County and ahs also taken a business course in Draughon's Business College.
 If elected, we confidently be- lieve that he will perform the duties of the office in a business like manner and as fairly as pos sible. There is no question but what he is qualified for this of flee. He will appreciate your consideration.
 cratic basis
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19

It has been announced by the ones in charge of the campaign that not one penny of the fund will go to the personal relief of MT. Wilson. A bulletin from the national headquarters announc- ing the purposes of the founda- tion says:
 ""The Woodrow Wilson Foun- dation is created by public sub scription in recognition of the national and interatioal services of Woodrow Wilson, twice pres ident of the United States, who furthered the cause of human freedom and was instrumental in pointing out effective methods for the cooperation of the liberal forces of mankind thrughout the world.
 'The Award of Awards from the income of the Foundation will be made firm time to time by a nationally constituted com mittee to the individual or group that has rendered, within a spec flied period meritorious service to democracy, public welfare, lib eral thought or peace through justice.
 "To endow the Foundation a fund of $1,00O,000 or moore is to be raised. Every person who admires MT. Wilson and who be- lieves in the principles that he upheld, will, through contribut- ing, be given an opportunity to participate in the founding oof the Award. In keeping with the character of the man to whom this tribute is to be paid t Is ] proposed to maintain the under taking on an essentially demo-
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19
PICTURES FOR ARKANSAS
 ADVANCEMENT ASSN.

No exhibit of pictures in Lit tie Rock has ever attracted at tentiOn that has been bestowed upon the outdoor collection of J. II. Field of Fayetteville, which was a part of the exhibit of the Little Rock Fine Arts Club last week. MT. Field, who is to be the field photographer for the Ark ansas Advancement Association, sent 40pictures to Little Rock which were displayed on one wall o fthe exhibit room in the Pulaski county courthouse. The three other walls contained the exhibit of a prominent southern artist, featuring water color sketches and pen and ink draw ings. It took the crowd longer to pass the Field exhibit than that on the three other walls.
 It is the intention of the Ark ansas Advancement Association to send this photographer, who has an international reputation for his scenic work, into all sec tlons of the state, thus gather ing at least 1000 artistic Arkan- sas pictures which will be used for exhibition purposes, as well as for illustrating articles for calendars, tablet covers and if the large printing houses which prepare Photographic prints can be interested the Arkansas Ad- vancement Association will SUD- ply the pictures and the litho- graphs to them without charge.
 Many offers were made osn' prominent Arkansans to 4puk. chase the Field csllectio14ssly- ing that more artistieIctu have never been sh9Wn in Ark ansas and if theywere obtaina- ble few ArkaYsas homes would be without them.
 We have in stock a nice assort- ment of oils, paints, varnishes, roof paints, glass. Also a good stock in builders hardware.
 Come to us when in need of any of these items.
 Owens Houck Lumber Go.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19
F POWER COMPANY CHANGED

l1ne of the Ar.lailsas Hy- $ |le<tfic Development Com 91 hich is building the giant
 Fer dam near here, was
 ed 5 the Arkansas Power xp ,r "a at the annual meet
 bckholders in Little
 Friday.
 ioers, including the di- 'rk" eer re-elected,as fol-
 xA c. Petite, Little
 sident;; R. R. James, \ &nt, chairman of the P. Hill, Hebei Springs, JGHFssl ldent; Guy A. Watkins, Law pck secretary; w. D.
 Little Rock, treasur- n m members of the board 5. James, Cotton Plant; e egoly, Augusta. F. P. ne rSprings; R. L. Block 00hn E. Miller, Searcy i;
 stie, Little Rock; Guy X 5S w Dickinson R ;, xid w. E. Lemon and Hugh ~ z. Little Rock.
 . h6 reason for the change in
 was that the old one was idered too long.
 X ty per cent of the stock ere present or represent
 proxy. Reports wel re- pnle moving that rapid pro- being made on construc- go, the dam on the Little Red I N hich is being constructed Al Fletcher, superintendent
 J. Livingston Construc- npany of New York.
 |also reported that a wig &mpaign will begin at
 complete financing the 4 ac It is planned to sell all ,siI Arkansas, and make the ,o,s III ter power development rl m}hsas enterprise. Eastern h psaliSts have shown an inter uiiag the project it was said, bat financial assistance was de- X II.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19

i've had II years exper- $ an actual builder, six Tthe retail lumber busi- E can make you an esti- hin a few dollars of the St of anything you wish sor will contract the en-
 of your building.
 ems : Houck Lumber Go.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-01-19


 the Woodrow Wilson Foundation.
  which must invest the funds in United States or other recognized securities. A campaign is being conduct ed in Arkansas this week to raise the states quota of the $1,- 000,000 fund to establish tn Woodrow Wilson foundation in recognition of the national and international services of the form CT president of the United States Arkansas quota is $30,00O.
 Governor Thos. c. McRae is
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-03-07

|tfoIled either. them Of the territory which they in
habit: Japan was in possession. We might have
told Japan to get OUT. Japan would have respond
led with i more or less polite negative. Then WHAT
It would have been our move. Would Mr.. John
son have moved? In what direction? Would he
have gone to wat No other measure would have
been effective. %@@
And, if we had gone to war, after we had
whipped Japan, at a cost of some billions of dollars
and some thousands Of lives, the islands would still
have beer, there, and there would still have been
people on them. What should we have done with
them? Their status ranges all the way from saw
agery through barbarisnn to a mild sort of eiviliza-
ton. They wouldn't know self government if they
met it walking on the beach. For generations they
have been governed, and Mr.. Johnson knows that
for generations they viii continue to be governed
by some outside authority. The United States is
not hankering for the job. What would Mr.. JohnA
son have done about it, anyway?
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-03-07
A sELF-DEsrRucr1vE POLICY.

II is seldom that an economic truth is stated SO
iconcisely and at the same tirie so co1nprehensively
as is done i'll a recent article by Hon. Reginald Me-
kenna, former chancellor Of the British exchequer.
and now Il member Of an important London banking
firm. MIR. Mckenna discusses many Of the factors
in the present industrial situation. among them un-
employment. He points out the Importance of hav-
ing all persons employed in constructive work and
mentions some of the expedients looking toward
that end, some Of which, as he says, tend to defeat
their own purpose. Continuing, lie writes:
Let US examine, for instance, how a rule re-
curing more men to operate d machine than are
needed works in practice. | will take a case in which
the actual number required to handle the machine
is only two, but the rule requires that three men
should be, required on it. The trainers OF the rule
believe they have achieved their object; they have
found employment for an additional man.
But is this really SO? There is still only work
for two tnen. The third man is paid, but in a true
sense there is no work for him.
"The employer. we may suppose. is executing a
contract. He based his tender or the cost Of the
materials, the total of wages, the overhead charges,
and the anticipated profit. In his estimate Of wages
cost he included the third man whom he would have
to pay for doing nothing, and his tender was In
creased accordingly.
"The wages Of the third man were not paid out
OF the employers profits. but were a charge upon
the cost OF production and raised the price Of the
goods lie had to deliver.
"The contractor, Being obliged by this rule to
add to his price, may lose the order to a foreign COM
petition. The whole of his men may be thrown out
of employment, and the very misfortune which it
was sought to avert in the case Of few men only
falls upon the whole body.
THE first effect Of a restriction Of output is a
rise in the cost of living the next effect is general
Unemployment. The greatest sufferers are the
workmen themselves"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-03-07

Between eight and nine tholisand:
it is overdue three months; now J.
| promise to pay 1t all up tomorrow"
"Oh. you did. hey! out Of That
stun L suppose?"
Were else 1 get 1t, you think?
!! Neh Colt, 1 have no more
Say burst out Whldfon saspi-
| ciousiy. that's all right, but what
! bothers me is why this Girl should hit
! you for 1t at just this particular time.
Krantz Must have sent her, but what
| made them think you mad money
now? 1t amt very likely they was
! just takin' a chance, is it? / believe
that is all a d-t lie; they haven't
got any more coming. Only I do
| think they imagined you might have
some on hand"
"How they imagine that
Search me, Wine; only I HAPPEN
to know there is a hi OF q lot 80
ing on under the surface. 1t don't,
look good to me, they jumping you
just at this time"
"W1fat you mean? You have not
\ spilled nothing?"
"Me~ he laughed roughly. "D--n
it. I'm not tho splitting kind. There's
been plenty O. fellers after the dope,
let me tell you, but rye let 'efh hunt.
Say, I've had to laugh sometimes the
way they've been fooled. You know
that guy who called himself Horner!"
"Sure-a. smart fellow"
you bet he is: a d--n sight smart
er than you think. He amt H6raner at
all. if you ask me: his right name
vas Harris, as slick a crook az ever
lived.''
"Harris? a crook? What was it I
saw in the paper? Wasn't he the
r, u what was croaked last
night
"You bet he was; that's what I'm
/ telling you about; that's why [ come
I UP here to get this off my chest. He
bffed this fellow Horner coming over,
blew in with all his papers, an start-
cd n%egotiathn' with Krantz and Alva-
He an A1vab got awful thick"
II know; what was tho gamer"
ITO get that check into cash, Of
course. He hung around for that
purpose for weeks, an then missed
out.
An you knew him, an never said
Sure ! knew him, first time I got
eyes on the bloater; but what was 1t
to me? I'm not in his business for
ms health. Wine. never gave a
d-n who got hands on THAT stuff. 50
l had NV grab at il. Harris an 7
had it framed: that's why 1 was out
there, .waitin' for a signal from him.
But when you beat him to it, I'd just
as soon be your running mate Is
his
Hush! don't talk so loud! And
now you say Harris is dead?"
"As a lnaekerel; lie couldn't be no
deader. But that raj my house where
he was croaked. an SO I got 10 get
out O. town. The police amt wise so
far, but they might tumble il I hang
around.
That why you come here"
Continued Tomorrow Evening.