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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

While Umatilla county friends miss
the charming presence of Mrs. Leila
Sailing, the advent of radio efficiency
makes it possible for her to
visit them now and then in voice.
Listening recently to her concert
numbers sung and broadcasted from
Telegraph Hill, San Francisco, one
concludes distance is not so far away,
after all.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Ekwall, Municipal Judge of Port
land, is slamming the brakes on the
speed maniaes, Saturday He sen
fenced batch of nineteen convicted
automobile speeders to view the
bodies Of two victims in the morgue,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

From all accounts given of reck-
less automobile driving in Portland,
would't it be "good business" for
upstaters to take out accident in
surance policies before going up
against the traffic down there?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Richard Washburne Child, chief
American spokesman in Near East
conference at Lausanne, applied the
"open door" policy to Turkey and
our guess is that said door will here
after remain open, regardless of all
cut-and-dried pre-conference arrange
ments for commercial concessions.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Humanity never has made such
mileage as it is making now, but the
trouble is, not enough Of it preceded
by the gray mule and the plow.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Some inventor announces lamp
that burns "a per cent air. This sug-
gests the hope that the politicians
may become useful as fuel.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

New York Herald protests against
million dollar purses for prize
fighters. 1t seems to take these serl-
ously.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Governor Roy Ritner?" Sufe;;-
protein for at least month. 1t isn't
every state in the Union that can
claim three governors at one sitting.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

After the snow let us have little
more snow. More snow, more mois-
ture.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

Speaking Of disarmament, why not
commence with the pistol toters?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1922-12-01

"You know how it's"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Will Russia Work?

The Russian soviet has an army of million
men on the west front and thousands of soldiers
stationed in the interior to maintain order and
check uprisings. All these men are from the
ranks of workers, whereby the production of
Russia is reduced in proportion to their number.
One wonders if Russias economic plight
would not cease if she put this vast number of
men at work in gainful pursuits and if she taught
the industrial laborers the necessity of working
enough hours to sustain themselves.
So long as idleness is at premium and nil
lions are kept in garrisons and in camps for miIi-
tary purposes, the productive ability of the coun-
try will suffer. There is no military need for a
vast army, neither Germany nor any other
European country is anxious for war now.
It seems inconsistent to feed millions of men
in the military establishment when they might
be working in the factories or in the agricultural
districts to produce commodities and food, there
by becoming real producers. If the soviet has
money to maintain large army, it ought not tc
expect other countries to feed the hungry in the
agricultural districts and in the cities
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
New Speed Records

Lieutenant Vaughan of the United States
States army, with his 4OO-horsepower Curtiss
plane, is king of the air. Driving his plane
through the air at speed of 248.5 miles an hour,
ne moved faster than any human being has ever
traversed space. No mode of locomotion has
ever approached this record.
But how long viii he hold the palm? Con-
tlnental flyers assert that within six months the
record of the new American speed demon will
be broken by some daring pilot of the sky. The
final limits of speed have not been reached, they
say.
Many have been the wonders of our age, but
none has so engrossed the attention of the in
ventive genius as the problem of conquering
time. The locomotive, the interurban and street
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Ripping RHYMES
WRONG METHODS
By Walt Mason

You must pay me higher wages"
says the toiler, Richard Roe, cor a
dozen battle-gages in your whiskers
l will throw. You employers in high
places try to blk the men who sweat:
you may grind some fellows faces
but you can't grind mine, you bet"
Says the naughty, stern employer, "If
you'd quit, why go ahead: YOU are but
the fool destroyer of the job that
brings you bread. You may quit and
go to thunder, quit forever and a day;
will not be trodden under by you lads
who work for pay" Thus they always
rag each other, when some differences
arise; they can't meet as man and
brother, light of kindness in their
eyes We should meet as friendly
neighbors when a grievance is in
sight, and the artisan who labors
might be friendly and polite; and the
man who pays the wages might show
patience in his gaze; that would beat
the foolish RACES that too often he dis
plays. Energy is badly wasted when
we kick each others stats; let the
golden rule be pasted on the lining
of our hats.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
TODAY'S TALK
By George Matthew Tin.
MOWBg
/ Cam" HTake r." -up"

When think And when think
And then So think
Rain and trains to kesp
and if
Suppose occasionally? your
self pull yourself together, and
forward straight
crowd by and ahead? Well he can't
II fast enough he will
Columbus moved little further the
America Lincoln little
when he said that nation could exist half slave
led Edison
hanand science is enriched and made
comfortable, world
AS straight
pushedyou might be
yourself And the goal
again.
This by
else. And You will
moving
ditch Watawh1e Jump of Winlrsthe-
fingers at ghost
impossible
Keep moving right along There's plenty of room
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Our Own Noah Webster
Local Druggists
Guarantee Rheurna
For Rheumatism

what chance does any sufferer take
When Rheuma is guaranteed to Danish
rneuma tlsm, lum bago, govt and kidney
ai!ments, or money back?
why not Investigate this offer? Talk
70 A o. Luken Drug Co. about it.
Rneuma must drive rheumatic poison
from the system, bring swollen joints
PACK 70 normal, and relieve all agony,
or 1t costs nothing
that they could not walk have been All
soIutely freed from the iron grasp of
the demon, rheumatism, with the Rheu-
ma treatment few hours after the
first dose Rheuma begins to dissolve
the uric acid and drive It from the body
through the natural channels.
Every body can afford Rheuma-it's
not expensive, and money back II NOT
entirely satfsfied.-Advertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
He Is Looking EN- Over
AGAIN

Eight years of stomach and liver
trouble reduced me to a walking skeIe-
ton Ny skin was dried up and as vel
low as twenty-dollar gold piece. I
was filled with gas and had severe
pains in my right side. I could not
think and had lost all ambition to do
anything. Doctors medicine did not
touch me. My, cousin advised Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy, which snatched
me from the grave. I have gained so
pounds, eat like a hired man and am
looking EN- over again" It is a sim
pie, harmless preparation that re-
moves the catarrhal mucus from the
intestinal tract and allays the fnflam-
nation which causes practically all
stomach, liver and intestinal ailments,
including appendicitis. One dose viii
convince or money refunded. Glenn
Thisuethwaite Drug Stores, a. G. Lu-
ken Drug Co. and druggists every
Observation-Disclosures.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Memories of OldDays
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

The muddy condition of the streets
was responsible for several automobile
accidents. On the corner of South
Seventh and G streets, the machine of
Richard Cutter skidded as he attempt
ed to turn east on c street from Sew
enth. The rear wheel was broken and
the axle bent. DR.. Stephen C. Mark
ley attempted TO make the same turn
and ran his machine across the side
walk on c street before he rounded
the corner. His machine was not dam
aged
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
HAVE TO GET UP NIGHTS
FOR BLADDER RELIEF?
Try Simple Method This Dayton Man
Reports Relieved Him
Quickly.

Mr.; VIM D. .Ostermeyer, s2s E. Sec
ond 81, says IN his own home paper,
the Dayton Daily News: my bladder
caused me to get up many times at
night and also inconvenienced me as
often as every 80 minutes in the day.
After taking a few Lithiated Buchu
tkeler formulal tablets my bladder is
perfectly normal They also relieved a
very lame back for me It gives me
much pleasure to tell my friends about
these little tablets"
Initiated Buchu CKeIler formula)
acts on the kidneys and bladder like
EPSON Salts do on the bowels 1t
cleans them out It is not a patent
medicine, as the formula is on the pack
age The tablets cost DC each This
price makes 1t possible to place in the
formula several high-priced drugs.
which are useful for relief Very like
'ly you have never taken anything like
this remedy. Try a few doses for back
ache, scaiding, scanty or high-coIored
urine, and frequent desire at night
You can get Initiated Buchu (Kell er
formula1 at "A G. Luken Drug Co. Dat
Ter Drug Co, Quigley Drug Sfores.-Ad-
IuertfSeuaut
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
DYE STOCKINGS
OR SWEATER IN
"DLAMOND DYES"

Diamond Dyes" add years of wear
to worn, faded skirts, waists, coats,
stockings, sweaters, coverings, hang
ings, draperies, everything. Every
package contains directions so simple
any woman can put new, rich, fadeless
colors into her worn garments or
draperies even IL she has never dyed
before. Just buy Diamond Dyes-no
other kind-then your material will
come out right, because Diamond Dyes
are guaranteed not to streak, spot,
fade or run. Tel your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye
is wool or silk. or whether It Is linen,
cotton or mixed goods--Advertise-
ment
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Answers to Questions


II In Bureau. FREDERICK J. Hask-
In, director, Washin gton, D, c. This Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
medical and financial matters. It does
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
on any subject. Write your question
plainly and briefly. Give full name and
ADDRESS and enclose two cents in stamps
for return postage: All replies are sent
direct to the inquirer.
Q. How are golf hapdicaps deter
mined? K D.
A Golf handicaps are fixed by the
greens committees Of clubs and the
usual basis for handicapping except
for players capable of playing a stand
ard lS-hole course in 80 or better, is to
add four to the par of the course and
substract that sum from the average
of the three best scores the player
has made on the course.
Q. What does it cost on an average
to haul freight by truck? K. D. G.
A Cost of transporting freight by
truck is affected by so many varying
conditions that an average rate is diff.
ficult to arrive at However. the cost
per ton mile in this country is estimat,
ed at rs cents, while abroad the cost
has been estimated at II cents, under
favorable conditions.
Q. Did Edison invent the graphic
phone? L. G. J.
A. The graphophone, which is sim.
liar in principle to the Edison phone,
graph, was invented conformity by C.
A. Bell and Charles S. Taintor.
Q. What was the Great Awaken
ing?" l. R. w.
A. The Great Awakening was the
popular name for remarkable revival
that swept over New England during
the period 1740-45 under the leadership
of Jonathan Edwards and George
Whitefield. Almost $50 towns were
stirred to veritable religious frenzy
and in the end it was considered to
have done more harm than good, hav.
ing resulted in discussions and divis-
ions in congregations.
Q. How long have there been trade
unions in England? l. R. H.
A. Trade unions were lega1ized In
England in 1924, but such organiza-
tons or combinations of wage earners
for the purpose of maintaining or i'm
proving the condition of their employ
ment have existed continuously from
the latter part of the 18th century.
The earliest actual record of such a
combination is that of the wooden
workers of the southwest of England,
which is mentioned as existing in
100 and frequently referred to in
Devonshire. Somerset, Wiltshire and
Worcestershire throughout the 18th
century. The London tailors can be
shown to have been in continuous
combination from at least 1920 when
an Act of Parliament was passed to
restrain them.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
FIFTY YEARS AGO

q woman IN Lynn, Mass, was Sleeping
herbs In her kitchen stove according
70 q recipe OF her own, to furnish medi-
cine for the women of the neighbor
hood. Today, stones throw from
the little house where she lived, there
Is o four-story laboratory, making the
same medicine for the women of the
world. During the last year almost
500 tons of carefully selected herbs
wers used IN the manufacture OF
Lydia q. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound.
A wumanNs medicine for woman's
ailments. Have you tried it2--AdYer-
ttEemsut4
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

of the parliament
Labor party. Col
onel Wedgwood, Ia
Dor leader and war
hero, is now in
this country. He
predicts that the
Labor party will
ultimately become
the ruling power in
England.
Colon ell Wedg-
wood has a Ions
parliamentary rec
cord For the last
II years he has
held a seat in the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

pers, q love you!" wonders whethers
she means it.
Literary Person-One who has not
the nerve to read comic supplement
in public.
Author: Any one who can write
huently about wine.
Statesman: Term used to designate
politician, when he agrees with you.
Automobiles: Term us ed In traffic
courts to designate person whose word
Is no good.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
After Dinner Stories

She has marvellous talent for
timing her visits. She always arrives
the day you need her and never stays
day too long. She always brings
cheer and helpfulness and q big basket
OF things from the old farm. She
gets along beautifully with her sons
and-danghters-in-law. She knows how
to please her grandchild en- without
spelling them and running their diges-
tons She knows how slld when to
write check and when to- make bea-
ten biscuit and fry a CHICKEN She
has perfect health and a young mind.
She is the perfect mothe p in-law.
There is always the cha ,ce that you
VIII get her if you marry often enough.
Life
The chairman of the prison visit
ing board smiled benignl =:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Lessons in Correct English

Don't Say:
The LENGTH from here to the lake
is 20 miles.
How AGED are you?
1 WILL BE 81 years old soon.
He has bought MYSELF a ring.
l have bought ME a ring.
Say:
The DISTANCE from here to the
lake is 20 miles.
How OLD are you?
l SHALL BE 81 years old soon.
He has bought Me a ring.
l have bought MYSELF ring.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20


Born in StaffordshiTe in 1872 of a long
line of potters he began life as a naval
architect. During the course of his
work he visited the most important
gigantic industrial workshops in the
country. Gradually his sympathies
were directed toward the working man.
Colonel Wedgwood, typical of the
new Labor party, is in dress, manners
and amenities no different than any
other British parliament member. He
wears his recorations which Keir Har-
die would scorn to do, but he wants to
show that one of the creeds of the new
Labor party is loyalty to ones coun-
try and readiness to serve it
~Once the Labor party gets into
power the entire foreign policy of Eng
land will undergo decided change,
asserts the colonel. There will be a
complete reversal of the peace treaty.
This will be accomplished by revising
the Versailles treaty. We should hope
to make of the league of nations a
real league of nations with America In
it. You can't call it a real league of
nations without America, for America
is the only one that counts. The war
showed America to be much more
powerful than the rest of the world"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
After Dinner Tricks

no. 25U-Cut String RESTORED.
a loop of string is held between the
thumb and fingers, and some one is
allowed to cut it with a knife. The
performer chews the cut ends and they
are restored.
The trick is done witt short bit
held prOtruding from the thumb and
fingers, while the actual loop itself
reposes safely in the hand Figure II.
When the false loop IS cut, the per-
former thrusts the loop and two loose
ends into his mouth. He retains the
two bits of string and brings out the
loop completely restored.
Copyright. 1888, b. Pubic Ledger Commons
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
GoRDoNPS DIVORCE FROM
NORA RAVES AppPnNE

NEW YORK, Oct 20. - Supreme
Court Justice Lehman today approved
the report of John Godfrey SAKE, ref
cree, recommending that Paul Gordoni
be granted divorce from Nora Bayes
musical comedy and vaudeville star.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

car, the automobile, and more lately the flying
machine.
Flight faster than 200 miles an hour is an
accomplished feat. Who can predict what new
conquest of time viii amaze US next?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

together, eff there is any prisoner
here who has a complaint to make
or a question to ask, we Will be glad
to hear from him"
Hungry Nike, the yegg, arose re-
specially.
IF You please, gents" he said, ~E
wanta ask a question about you peo-
pie comm here t. ask questions. I
wanta asst, is you bein' kind t us
prisoners a part of our stence, on do
We get that punishment extra7'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Musings For The Evening

eyes, Bill chased him two days
with a shot gun, finally got a good
bead on him and shot him through
the lung" said the New Jersey man
xiii him2"
"Yep."
Didn't they lynch BIZ for cold.
blooded murder?"
Nope; the feIler Bill shot didn't
have friend on earth, so the game
warden jest fined Bill two dollars fer
hunting without a license"
Lady Hamilton appeared at police sta
stion in Providence, r. l., to deny that
her body had been found floating in
the bay at Gloucester, and it looks
as though the police would have to
take her word for it.
If you do not exactly remember why
october is such a delightful month
stop and think that it is one of the
months when you do not have to SEND
in an installment of your income tax.
Papers say an Old Master has been
found hanging in a salon in Brooklyn
Wonder what was the cause of his
suicide.
We can't figure why the Turks are
anxious to get back into Europe when
everybody else seems anxious to get
them out
Our Own Noah Webster
Ph1lospher-One who spends his
life in garnet on starvation rations
trying to distinguish between pleasure
and happiness"
Cynic: A man who, when a beau
tiful woman throws her arms about
him, kisses him passionately and whis-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20
Who S Who IN the
Day S News

COL. JOSIAH C. WEDGWooD
England and America" is the slo-
gan of the British Labor party, accord
ing to Col Josiah C. Wedgwood, mem
Der of parliament and vice-chafrman
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

out the clfff-dwellers,, who moved to
the south and became ancestors OF
what we know today as the Pueblo
Indians.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

A coating of boiled Iinseed oil VIII
prevent polished metals from rusttng
if allowed to dry on them
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

We can't figure why the Turks are
anxious to get back into Europe when
everybody else seems anxious to get
them out.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-20

Papers say an Old Master has been
found hanging in a salon in Brooklyn
Wonder what was the cause of his
suicide.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1922-11-16

account Of her administration, and
that the residue of the said estate be
assigned to such persons as are by
law entitled to the same;
1t Is Ordered, That said application
be heard before this Court, at a reg
ular term thereof to be held at the
probate office, in the City of Wiscon-
sin Rapids, on the 9Th day of Deem
Der, 1922, at 1000 o'clock A. NJ.
And It Is Further Ordered, That no.
tice of the time and place of examin-
ing and allowing said account, and of
assigning the residue of said estate
be given to all persons interested, by
publication of copy of this order
for three successive weeks, in the
Wood County Reporter, a newspaper
published in said County, before the
day fixed for said hearing
s Dated this 31st day of October, 1929
By the Court,
W. J. CONWAY, County Judge
Hambrecht & Calkins, Attorneys.
Nov. 2. Nov. &c
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1922-11-16
Nov. 80
SUMMONS

State of Wisconsin, Circuit Court
Wood County.
w. J. Sauer, Plaintiff, VS.. George
Worley, John Benish and Mrs. John
Benish, his wife, Defendants.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN, TO
THE SAID DEFENDANTS AND
EACH OF THEM:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
Dear within twenty days after service
Of this summons, exclusive of the day
# service, and defend the above en-
titled action in the Court aforesaid;
and in case of your failure so to do,
judgment will be rendered against
you according to the. demand of the
complaint, which is on file in the Office
If the clerk of the circuit court, at
Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin.
H. E. Andrews, Plaintiffs Attorney.
?. O. Address: Portage, Columbia
County, Wisconsin.
Oct. II. Nov. Is.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1922-11-16
BOUND OVER TO
THE CIRCUIT COURT

Carl Eckerson, late of the town of
Saratoga, was arrested by Sheriff
Mueller and Undersheriff Bluett last
Saturday for moonshining. The ar
rest followed the discovery on The
place occupied by Eckerson of four
barrels of mash, six-gallon jar half
full of moonshine, a forty-gallon still
and other distilling apparatus. Eek
erson waived examination in E. N.
Pomainville's court Monday and will
go before the Circuit Court. Ecker
son is "a years old, and has been a
roamer since he was fifteen, he told
the court. He was an adopted boy and
lived in Saugatuck, Mich, where ne
received a common school education.
He worked as a freight handler and
fireman on lake boats for several
years, has worked on farms and at
common labor.
He served a ninety day sentence end
ing June 27 in the jail here for selling
moonshine in Lindsey last spring. He
expressed desire to get out of this
part Of the country and find work, but
the impression is that he is a rather
indispensable quantity.