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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
REJUllT 81 Of SARCASM q s !
cemparlson Not altering g aoid
MaiGs'' Evidently Mount 70 Con
J. vsy Deep Moaning.

Once upon time there lived In an
Indiana town a1naiden whose birth.
days had long since passed the ira
ditional mark Of twenty-five. There
lived II the same town another maid
en-, but she was Of the sweet sixteen
variety. These two became fast
friends and they kept close COM
pantonship until the older became q
wife, and, eventually. a mother for
the first and then a second time.
Dissimilar interests led the friends
more and more along different paths
and although now still living In the
same town they seldom meet. Re
Gently the matron, with her two chill
dren, was walking down the street.
Her younger friend, now, too, well
past the traditional twenty-f1fth mile.
stone and still single, was working in
an Office on the opposite side of the
street. She spied her pal Of other
days and, being in joyous mood, has
tened to the door to greet her.
Her first two hearty "hellos" appar-
emily fell on deaf ears, but at the third
Call the married woman turned and,
with the barest perceptible pause, re-
piled: "Hello. I thought that was
parrot calling"
"Well, it's the next thing to it. It's
an old maid," came back the retort of
the other, as she turned back to her
desk.
"And she ought to be able to appre-
ciate that, too," she added to grim
ming fellow worker.-Indianapolis
News. -
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
ESTATE OF FRANK NAGORSIXI
DECEASED

State of Minnesota.)
County of morrison}} Ss
r IN Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Estate of Frank
NagOrski, deceased.
The State of Minnesota to all persons
interested in the mortgaging of certain
lands belonging to said Frank Mayor
ski.
The petition of Mary Nagorski as
representative of the above named
estate, being duly filed in this court,
representing that it is necessary and
for the best interests of said estate and
of all interested therein that certain
lands of said estate described there
in be mortgaged and praying that a
license be, to her granted to mortgage
the same.
Now, Therefore, You and Each of
You. are hereby cited and required to
show cause, if any you have, before
this court, at the Probate Court Rooms,
in the Court House in the City of Little
Falls, County of Morrison, State Of
Minnesota, on the 9th day Of Septem-
Der, 1922, at 10 o'clock A. NJ. why the
prayer of said petition should not be
granted. '.7. ~ 'i~!SF1
Witness. The Judge Of said Court,
and the seal of said court, this 17th
day of August, 1922"
(Seal) C. w. KEMP,
Judge of Probate.
S. c.. & L. w. VASALY
Attorneys for Petitioner.
Vasaly Building, Little Falls, Mimi
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Use Mesmerism in Breaking in Horse.

Use Mesmerism in Breaking in Horses.
The worlds best horseback rider is
said to be ex-Lieut. Pietro HUI
denko, once Of the imperial Russian
hussars and now a waiter at the An
glo-American club of Belgrade, Jugo
Slavia.
He claims never to have failed to
break and tame the widest horse. He
says he does not use strength and agil-
ity, but mesmerism. He takes a wild
horse, slips halter on it's head, passes
rope twice through its mouth, jumps
ON its back without saddle, gets a
knee grip and let's the horse rear, buck
or run at will. After the horse is tired
Me pets it, whispers strange words into
it's ear, words known to a few Co.'S
sacks Of the Caspian steppes, and then,
never again, will that horse bite or
kick or disobey man.
Pietro soon is to become trainer and
horsebreaker for King Alexander.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Musical Nota.

A very deaf old lady, walking along
the street, saw an Italian turning a
peanut rooster. She stood looking at
1t awhile, shook. her head and said:
mo, shan't give you any money for
such music as that. cant hear any Of
the tunes, and besides it smells as IL
there were something burning inside y
The ionalist. V.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Terrible Weapons Of War.

The next war may have it's invisible
airplanes, flying no1selessly above
cities and dropping bombs and disease
germs on unsuspecting Inhabitants.
according to report of the executive
committee of the British parliament
tary air committee
Recent discoveries are said to have
made an airplane invisible at 10000
feet and muftlers have been, devised to
make the motors silent. -.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Perhaps It's Merely a Water Dog.

FornaPs It'S MeFe1y water Dog.
biologists, says Buffalo paper, are
trying to classify a peculiar form Of
animal life found by Edward Briggs
in the Niagara river at Niagara Falls
The freak is IL inches long.
The forepart Of the body resembles
lizard, while the hindpart looks like
q fish.
The creature IS Of spotted brown
color and has smooth skin and no
scales. 1t has four legs, the feet being
formed like human hands, but with
only four fingers.
The ears have four lobes, with tuft
Of hair on each lobe. The freak is
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
CUSHING

Aug. l5.-Fabin and Waldemar Hou-
stem left Wednesday for the harvest
fields in North Dakota.
Miss Helen Simones is employed at
George Whippler's place at Darling.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Nygaard and
family visited friends and relatives at
Little Falls Saturday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Swanson of Little
Falls visited friends and relatives at
this place the first Of the week.
Services will be held in the Luth-
eran church Sunday, Aug. 20 at $3.50
o'clock. Everybody welcome.
The Ladies Aid meets with MIS-.
o. B. Nygaard Saturday, Aug. -.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18

The Impression One Gets.
you've travelled much?''
"Oh, I've been everywhere"
.'Tell me something"
-sWell?" ..-.
what size tip do you have to give
prime minister d?"-BirmiDg
ham Age-Herald.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Keen Tluht Hold on Temper,

Keep Tight Hold on Temper. :
The man who loses his temper is In
the position of admitting to all who
witness his exhibitions that he is not
master of himself. A loss of temper
means loss Of self-control. No man
can enjoy the luxury Of losing his tenn
per regularly and enjoy long life.
Neither can such q man win the low
ing loyalty OF his associate Tom
Dreier in Forbes Magazine,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Yes, Yes: Go Onl

The art of the invisibilists is an
nltradimensional temporal-spatial art,
appealing not to separate sense organs
but to the residue of differentiated
sensitivity, that is to say, their art is
Observation-Disclosures York Times.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
WANTED

Your savings account. We credit in.
terest semi-annually at per cent per
annum.-Merchants State Bank, Little
Falls. MINI. 15-tf.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
Doubtful Future.

$50 your, boy has graduated from
college?"
Eyes,"
what is he going to do now?"
Il don't know. He didn't pitch well
enough to make the major league and
there's no money playing professional
football"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18

FOR HEARING ON PETI.
TON TO SELL, MORTGAGE OR
LEASE LAND
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-08-18
SAVE MONEY

You can if you buy the better kind
of strictly solid leather shoes for tho
entire family at the Family Shoe Store
lit.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
1CF PLANT NOT CLOSED.
" Wilminsion Co. Doing Business De-
spite shut Down Of Engine.

y. c. Denney, treasurer Of the Will
rnineton Ice Co. at 40S North Harr.-
con street. stated today that although
their engine has been shut down, due
20 the complaint that the vibrations
from 10 were thought 20 have cracked
the wills OF some Of the houses n
Fifth and Harrison streets. the plant
Itself Is stll open and they are con-
Quoting their business there as usual
He was afraid the statement that the
engine had been shut down would lead
60 the impression that the entire plant
had closed and that they were not
selling ice. which is not the case
Mr.. Denney stated that he Is going
20 Philadelphis today TO consult with
the Vibration Eliminating Co, relative
20 having one OF their experts come
here 20 make an Investigation OF the
conditions AT the plant with a view 70
rctnedying whatever may be wrong
there. There seems 10 be a peculiar
condition existing IN that vicinity
owing 10 an odd formation OF the
earth. IL is thought by some that the
engine foundation rests on a rock
foundation and that the houses on
Fifth street, west of Harrison may be.
on the same bed rock and that this is
what carries the vibration 20 them.
However this is one Of the matters the
ibrstion expert will be expected 20 de-
ermine when he gets here.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
PREFERS AMERICAN GIRLS.
Dempsey Says Her Sticking TO One
Jyer Hercy Ready 10 Fight Anybody.

BY Associated Press TO Every Evening.
Paris. May Sin An Interview here
today Jack Dempsey said he, had not
actually signed contract for Tight
at Michigan City, Ind. under the aus
pices of the American Legion, but de-
clared he would always be glad TO do
anything no could for the legion or
for his old friend Floyd Fitzsimmons,
who was trying to promote boxing in
his arena at Michigan City.
Dempsey characterized as pure non
sense the reports linking his name
with an actress who has been much
In tho public eye OF late. lie also
denied recent reports that he was
going to marry French girl.
"AII reports about that" no said
"are pure bunk. Ar / have already
told you. my heart is in America where
| it is held tightly by mn American girl
I'm afraid my girl In America Will
be jealous II she reads all these yarns
about my going around with French
girls. and will make me do some tai
explaining when / get home"
| In conversation with a reporter
this afternoon Dempsey indicated TIA
he was ready to fght anybody worti
while. He In especially anxious to NEE
Carpenter again.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
CROKER ENTOMBED ON
ESTATE IN IRELAND
Lord Mayor OF Dublin Accom-
panies Widow to Place
Of Burial.

by Associated Press TO Every Evening.
Dublin, May 5s--Richard Croker,
formerly Tammany chieftain who died
last Saturday. was buried today IN
tho Mausoleum on the grounds OF
Gloncairn Castle, the beautiful estate
on his native soil of Ireland where ne
had spent his declining years. Mass
was previously celebrated in the ora
tory Of the castle by Father Kelly,
the parish priest. absolution being
given by Bishop Miller, who ohiciated
owing TO the unavoidable absence OF
Archbishop Byrne.
Although IL had been announced the
funeral would be private there wss
nevertheless n considerable assem-
blage present. including many friends
made by tho late Tammany leader in
his long associate with the turf.
The pallboarers in the procession
accompanying the cortege 10 the vault
| included Arthur Grimth. president Of
the Dali Eireann. and Alderman Nc
Donagh, one OF the leading members
Of Eamon de Valera's party. The lord
mayor Of Dublin walked with Mrs
Croker, who also WAS accompanied by
Mrs. G. J. Morris, n daughter Of the
deceased.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
PROTEST OUTRAGES OF
COAL AND IRON POLICE
BY Associated Press to Every Evening

BY Associated Press to. Every Evening
Johnstown, Pa. May 5.-President
John Brophy. OF District 2. United
Mine Workers. has sent Gov. Sproul
n telegram protesting against alleged
outrages of coal and iron police en-
ployed by the Berwlnd- White Coal
Mining Company at Wlndber.
"LawIessness and violence on the
part Of coal and iron police in Somer-
set county has created n dangerous
situation that merits your attention. 50
President Brophy's message declared.
The tragic case of Mrs. Rykale, a
strikers wife, assaulted in Windber.
by men whom there Is rea son 10 be-
lieve are coal and iron police. has
aroused intense Indignation among
Ber~ind- White strikers. and Sheriff
Griffith and Chief of Police McMullen
alarmed over the situation. are urg-
Ing cooperation of union leaders in
calming citizens pending investiga-
tons"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
COMMISSION ON WAR
CLAIMS UNDER WAY
Damages to Americans Through
Sinking OF lusitanIa May be
Adjusted Soon.
BY Associated Pres. 10 Every Evening.


Washington, May 5.--Negotiations
States and Germany, Il was said I'm Of
flcial circles today, looking to the or
ganization OF tho mixed claims commits
sion which will pass upon claims
growing out OF the seizure OF property
In tho United States and Germany and
upon claims filed with tho United
States government by American cIti-
zens as "a result OF the sinking OF tho
Busitania.
Tho commission probably Will con-
sst OF three members--one American
one German and n neutral Completion
of the treaty providing for tho COM
mission, will be followed by reference
of the document to the Senate for ap-
proval, II was said today, and by pass
age OF enabling legislation.
| 1t was not expected that the treaty
would be sent TO the Senate during the
present session. however.
The amount of claims filed with the
United States government for Amerl-
can property seized in Germany. and
growing out OF the sinking OF the
Lusitania aggregate about s415 900
000 but officials hero have indicated
they expected this sum would be seal
cd to around 100000.
The American government has IN
It's possession some $3.50 900 900 worth
of property of German citizens seized
during tho war. Settlement Of the
American claims. II is expected. will
Ibe provided for through the disposition
of this property and It's return = il.
owners.
German property now In the hands
of tho allen property custodian is II
tho form of $4,000 trusts. 10000 o
which belong to individuals with es
tates OF $4,000 and under. Tho re
mainder comprises largely the prop
erty of corporations and companies
laseregatlng 5000 900 IN value. I
has been suggested that some plan b.
worked out whereby n part of tn
, German holdings be<<impounded an
made available for meeting claims o
Americans against the German gov
ernment.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
CONSIsTORY CLUB LUNCHEON.
Masons Addressed by Charles ".
Banks on "Unkpown Influences"

Former City Treasurer Charles NJ.
Banks. the principal speaker at the
Consistory Club luncheon, today. spoke
on the unknown influence eXerted for
good or bad. and declared the extent
Of this to he beyond our knowledge.
Every man." he said. has two crea-
tors: God and himself. Whether he be-
comes king or slave is to be deter
mined partly by his own volition."
Mr.. Banks asked that service TO fell
lowmen be always displayed.
Harry J. Guthrie announced that
Harry w. Wideuer. senior grand ward
en-. Of the Southern jurisdiction, and
former Lieutenant Harvey c. Walker
OF New York. recently elected, respec-
lively. right eminent senior and right
eminent junior grand warden OF the
Grand Encampment, X. 7. Of the L. s.,
Will be visitors in this city next We'd
nesday and Thursday. During their
visit they will be gue5ts at dinners
given by St. Johns c ommandery. No
/, X. T. and by Delaware Co:.sistory.
~ A. S. r.
Booster prizes were awarded 10 I.
T.. Aston and A. Greenfelder, OF the
Hercules Powder Co, the first being
shrine emblem donated by Hilles &
Jones and the second an auto horn,
donated by Clarence Unger.
Each member present gave his name
and birthplace. There was music, led
| by ]. Wales Davis. who sang a duet
with Clarence Holt. A photograph CT
those present was taken for use IN the
Masonic Index. The members were
reminded Of a moonlight excursion on
June L.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
PROBE REPORT OF
PROTECTION PAID
FOR BY GAMBLERS
Continued from paxs

Superintendent OF Police George
OF the rumors and said II there was
any protection of gamblers with hush
money IL was done without his knowl-
edge. IL am In this Office 16 hours a
day and II anyone has such knowledge
they have plenty OF time In which to
come here and tell It," he said.
"Cohen's place has been watched by
the police for some time, but the op-
portunity to obtain sufficient evidence
before. / Will make a report of the
raid and present II to the Directors
oe Public Safety dhd II they decide
that the scrgeants or officers on that
district have been negligent or an
investigation is necessary l will well
come it,"
The Directors OF Public Safety have
not had any official Information re-
garding the reports of police pro-
lection, S. h. Smith. president Of the
board. said this morning. and added
that he did not believe the reports.
He will. however. inquire OF Superin-
tendent Black as to his knowledge OF
the conditions said TO be existing.
DIR. Hubbard Confers With Black.
Rev. Carlisle j.. Hubbard, pastor OF
st. Pauls NJ. T.. Church, who In a
sermon recently intimated that there
were such gambling and bootleggins
places running under the noses of
the police, was closeted with Superin-
tendept Black about half an hour
this morning.
Later I'm conversation with a report.
cr OF Every Evening. DIR. Hubbard
said he had read and heard the talk
OF graft. II am convinced that Super
intendent Black was honest in th'
matter" he said. but I am not GER
tain that individuals on the police
force may not have been delinquent II
their duty" He added that he wa,
satisfied with the result of the rai'
on the suspected place and though
Il probable that tho police might hav'
been attempting TO get evidence whei
the sermon referred TO was prea led
In his charge at that time he said h
did not stress tho point that "husl
money" was being paid. but that Their
was a laxity In the police department
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
APE ELUDES FRISCO COPS,
Mother Deserts Little Simian
for Freedom and Hides In
Tree Tops.
ny Associated Pres. TO Every Evening.

San Francisco, May 5.--Mother love
is pitted against Jungle freedom IN
the chase tn capture or kill Sally, a
female ape which has been frighten-
ing residents near Sutro Park since
its escape from n side show at Ocean
Beach.
The ape left her months old
baby when she picked the lock on her
cage and swung into the trees of
Sutro Park. The little ape has been
tied TO n stake near the thickct where
the mother IL hought TO be hiding
since policemen with shotRuns comhed
the park yesterday. Near the little
ape has been set a trap baited with
raw eggs. an ape delicacy.
Officers have been instructed to
shoot 10 kill. II they sight Sally. as
she Is pronounced dangerous" The
ape stands between three and four
feet high
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
COAL PROBE IS FAVORED.
House Committee Report A.
frmatively on Bill to lnves-
tigate Industry.
BY Associated Press to Every Evening.

Washington, May b.-Favorable re-
port was voted by the House Labor
Committee today on the Bland bill 10
create a fact finding commission for
the coal industry.
The commission would consist OF ten
members. representing miners and the
public and government agencies d,-
rectly concerned IN coal. including the
geological survey and the bureati of
mines and mining. Report TO Congress
with recommendation would DO re-
auired within two years.
Chairman Nolan announced that ef-
forts would be mado to get tho bill
before tho house as soon MS possible
with the hope OF Its passage prior to
summer adjournment.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
COMMUNITY CENTRE
BAZAAR PROGRAM
Much Enthusiasm Over tho
Plans So Far An
nounced.

Reports received today by David
Snellenburg, chairman. and Mrs. Al
bert Robin, vice-chairman, OF the gem
eral committee In charge OF the Jew
ish Community Centre Bazaar. which
will be held IN the Auditorium from
May % to 81. inclusive. were surpris-
Ing as showing the enthusiastic sup
port which the bazaar already Is re-
ceiving.
Committees in charge of the various
departments and features Of the af-
fair sent In word that their efforts
everywhere were meeting with pub
sional, charitable. and in fact every
phase of the city's welfare activities
were responding to the call to make
the bazaar the greatest event of its
kind ever held in Wilmington.
Commenting on tho work thus far
accomplished, Mrs. Robin said today:
1T is gratifying, indeed, to find that
the general public has already caught
the broad spirit which underlieS our
project, which is not merely intended
to raise funds for the erection OF q
mere building but to establish com
munity centre In which the Jewish
activities Of tho entire city may bs
given full play and intellectual pur'
suits and activities. as well as physi
cal. may have fullest opportunity e
expand"
MIR. Snellenburg was similarly en-
thusiastic at the manner in which th
bazaar is being taken up on all sides
This bazaar" he said, "is not In
| tended to benefit the Jewish com
munity of Wilmington alone. but &
provide Wilmington with an added
and needed, centre from which Wi
radiate ideas. thoughts. plans an
projects of benefit TO tho whole num-
cipality. We aim to make Whining
ton bigger. better and more prog
ressive city, and this bazaar is planne
solely with that object in view"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
GRANGE
PLANS FOR FESTIVAL

Plans for the annual spring tesi-
val of West Brandywine Grange, that
will be held in Grange Hall. Talley-
vile, next Thursday evening, May IL.
were announced at last nights meet
ing OF the grange. The flower booth
will be in charge Of Ella Talley; the
candy booth. Dora Passmore; and the
grocery counter, Mary Chandler.
There will be many novelty booths
and a color scheme will be carried
out in the table arrangement. Ice
cream, cake and various other things
will be on sale.
Despite the rain last night, more
than So members of the grange turn
ed out TO see the conclusion Of the
Initiation ceremony that was begun
by the degree team last Thursday
night. The third and fourth degrees
we're conferred. after which foui
tableaux depicting the meaning of the
degrees were presented.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
ARCHDUKEs BACK IN HUNGARY.
Budapest Stirred Over Their Return
on Eve OF Elections.
BY Associated press to Every Evening.

BY Associated Press to Every Evening.
Budapest May 5.-Archduke Fried
rich and his son Archduke Albrecht.
who have been residing abroad since
the collapse Of the monarchy, arrived
in Budapest today. Their sudden re-
turn shortly before the elections is
much commented upon in political cir
cles, where It is we'll known that Al
brecht's candidacy for the Hungarian
throne Is backed by n strong party.
Ample financial support. It Is as
serted. also is available for Albrecht
from an American syndicate which
is buying up Archduke Friedrlch's
estates.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
Fountain Pen for Frantz.

Howard r. Frantz, retiring secre-
tary Of the Board OF Health. yesterday
was called 10 the departments Offices
in City Hall and presented with a
fountain pen by the members Of the
office staff and the executive officers.
The presentation speech was made by
Nevin NJ. Clowney, one Of the health
officers Mr.. Frantz expressed his
appreciation OF the spirit which had
prompted the gift.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-05
POLICE FIND THREE
ABANDONED MOTOR CARS

Three abandoned touring cars, be-
lieved to have been stolen from Phila-
delphia, were found by the police in
tho central section Of the city today.
No clue 10 their identity has been dis
covered.
Upon notification, the Philadelphia
police department sent Lieut.. De
Strange Of the auto squad 10 thie
city 20 see IL they compared with any
OF the machines on the list of stolen
automobiles In that city.