New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
The '1lleaters
BY Percy Hammond

Hammond
NToU course, quantity liquor the
these days? that any
has reconcied itself
about abandon the odious habit of stimulation Whereas before absti
became the law could find drinking and drunkenness
plays those gambling
N You search the stages OF Broadway for TASKS and dcanters to
fresh dmmng Of the cannkn times but discover
all your explorations just hagon and only three four
Has the booeggers?
everywhere else communicate the brews and formulas Is
synthetic gin it, ranack cryptic
e boiled witches kettles? Does that the sprighy
dayer of dyed and hops still retains vigorous though
unofficial presume rather that it merely theater gody
way to disregard these ntefets likes be legal and welbe
having and to do little possible dcommode the constitution
Such small however, as remains does pretty
well by its addc Miss Taylor instance paby
Nnous The National Anthem" overdosage of sleeping
chemicals and made widow when naughty husband is hap
p Killed while running for the DOCTOR leaving her to be married again
successor more upright Miss Violet Heming the wicked
neat fo champagne and saved nfdeity by its glowing inhu
@ fe'% the usual routine drunk order be faithful
e i} tng thereby that the not be without its
HI 4 "'e' applied TO the solution OF domestic prooem
[ rank Craven The First Year. much the wild cows
MIR Under the influence of spurious ntoxeant he changed
young business man. deserted by his wife, into keen
e battling the railway corporations winning the lady back
afford him agacty and shrewdness Flown with
ana "ne ne sells at the top what he has bought at the bottom
N grateful also his contemplates the
W his mtemperance he THE trouble with has been hc
@ never drank enough (hc) of inebrey good
eas are probably the last the Drama
ana eScheW the heating waters They DO little dr1nklng
Al N perhaps but the fashion, and there
W has Six Cylinder Love- and champagne in "The Demi
The Hairy Ape" has good word for the ban
@ spirits Almost the only Joy that Mr. Wolheim the hapes
% IN Mr. oNeis tragedy from existence is in those moments
oeod when he drinks his liquor neat of bottle and IS
orgeu thereby Light and perhaps aes and beers are
found IN The Dover Road" "The Truth About Blayd
~ Appeack that the tankard not unknown
roles There of what known 1.-The drink
In Mr. Galsworthy "The Pigeon Leon Enrol INDUCES trfe
'a and the "ThankU" has ecund hip when he
N upon the parson and the parsons niece
you alcohol practically absent element of the Drama
~ roand which feoon the heater the
parties the play therefore becomes even more nnu
man usual uensi of improvements 1t teaches those who believe
@ rowy alcohol has been extracted from It, that
ICONS may be happy though sober told that there move
IN the Authors forbid its members the creation
Character who Only fortnight Mr. Macyn Arbuke
w me Tribune because suggested him. nnocenty as
o who could articaly the leading role IN Mr. Don
qs forthcoming comedy "Old Soak Now that acting and the
becoming hostile the AntSaloon League mas sig
accomp Rip Van W1nke oid Joe
and Sir consigned the sences
viii have AS the of sculpture steps
g the that statue Give Virtue SO
m art of the the ruddy goblet It's crushhg,
pyact heel hlbound shall be saVed
one W. Longfelow has ad Art IS
and application bad habits eventually VIII ne
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