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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
True SYmpathY.

MacTaggart, canny Scot, went to
motion picture show and sat down
on the hat of the man next him.
get up! You're on my hat! Why
don't you look before you sit
DOWN." agonizingly cried the hats
owner.
MacTaggart arose and picked up the
hat. "Ah, WELL" he remarked gently,
''it might have been worse"
WORSE exclaimed the wrathful
one. Its ruined, man! How could
it possibly be worse?"
at might have been my ain," an
swered MacTaggart, thoughtfully.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
Not One of Them.

There seems to be no practical
penalty for the bootlegger."
WELL" replied Senator Sorghum,
hes at least deprived of the privi-
ege of writing pieces for the paper
md signing them Taxpayer"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
Place for Him.

There we're weird bowls from Tom
aay.
what does that hyena want now?'
demanded father.
wants you to take him to the zoo.
Eooed mother.-Judge.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
Lona.pistanee Music.

A concert was recently heard thou
sands Of miles away over the wireless.
Nothing new about that" comments
j. B. NJ. waggishly; "here in Boston
20 years ago / heard a young lady
singing In Old Madrid boston
Transcript.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Children's handkerchiefs often look
hopeless when they come to the laun-
dry. Wash with good soap, rinse in
water blued with Red Cross Ball Blue.
advertisement
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

The charm of bathroom is its spot.
lessness. By che use Of Red Cross Ball
Blue, all cloths and towels retain their
whiteness until worn out.-Advertise-
ment.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
To Clean Slender Vase

To clean Il slender flower vase fasten
a piece of old sponge on stick and
push this down into the vase: this will
also be useful for cleaning decanters
and water bottles.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
IF IT Is GENUINE

Look for Name "6ayer" on Tablets
Then You Need Never
Worry.
To get genuine "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
"Bayer Cross" on each package and on
each tablet.
The ''Bayer Cross" means true, world
famous Aspirin, prescribed by rhysi-
clans for over twenty-One years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds, Head.
ache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia,
Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in
general. Proper and safe directions
are In each Hnbroken "Bayer" package.
advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
How to Tell,

The way to tell the difference be-
tween a Japanese statesman and a
wooden image is to watch for the ex-
preston on the wooden images face.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
To Be Sure.

She-Why did they introduce those
bathing girls? They don't further the
story.
He-They are their own excuse for
being, my dear.-Film Fun.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

ter for testimonial if you wish, as
cannot say too much about what your
medicine has done for me and for my
daughter. ~ Mrs. WIZ. S. HUGHES,
Greenville, Delaware.
Mothers and oftentimes grandmothers
have taken and have learned the value
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. So they recommend the medi.
cine to others.
The best test of any medicine Is what
1t has done for others. For nearly fifty
years we have published letters from
mothers, daughters, and women, young
and old, recommending the Vegetable
Compound. They know what it did for
them and are glad to tell others. In
your own neighborhood are women who
know of its great value.
Mothers-daughters. why not tryit?
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

FOR COLDS, GROUP AND PAINS.
Use Vacher-Balm it relieves at once
AVOID INVITATIONS.
II we have no agent where you live,
write for free sample to e. W.
vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.-Ad-
vertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
What Did They Mean?

On Christmas morning the children
Of the house were spreading out the
toys that Santa had put in their stock.
ings.
Father" said Willie, 81 wish l had
got dictionary in my stocking as
well as these toys"
"Why? What did you want that
for?"
$50 that I could find out the mean
ing Of words / heard Santa Claus say
when he stepped on the tacks l spread
IN the carpet last night
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Nature has done wonders, but Il
was man who developed 1877 varieties
Of dogs.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

A young man In love resembles Q
map Of the world-he embraces a good
deal.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Some men admit that they are self.
%aRde, while others put the blame on
Eheir wives.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Somelnternaltro
as ever since the first
time her sicknessap-
peared she had to 60
to bed and even had
to quit school once
for a week. l always
take Lydia E. Pink
hams We ge table
Compound myself SO
] gave it to her and
she has received
great benefit fromit.
Won Nnva yHaa khsa Ia
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
Many ambitious men and
syonsen ive only half a life
and don't kuOav it

No person whose nerves are continually
irritated, whose appetite and digestion are dis
turbed, or who doesn't sleep well has more than
half his normal chance for success in life. For
weakness, debility, aneria and general lack of
tone are serious handicap to anybody.
Those who drink tea or coffee are often suf-
ferers from these conditions. Tea and coffee
contain caffeine, a substance which has decided
efnnuiant action on the nerves and brain cells
Each cup Of strong coffee contains about az
large dose OF caffeine as your doctor would
ordinarily give to very sick person.
You can readily see that the effect of giving
this stimulant regularly to well person might
finally have tendency to make him sick.
you want to avoid very common cause
OF irritation and enjoy restful sleep. good digestion.
ana al the feeling OF vigor and robust endurance
that comes to healthy, normal people, quit tea
ana coffee, and drink Postum, instead. 1t is rich
coffee-like cereal beverage perfectly delicious!
Order Postum from your grocer today. Drink
this fragrant, aromatic beverage and see how
much better you'll feei-abe TO do more with.
out becoming fatigued-as thousands have dis
covered for themselves.
Postum comes In forms: Instant Postum Tin tinsl
Postum Cereal Tin PACKAGES Of larger bui for thoss WIN
prefer 20 make the drink while the being preparsdl
@aos ey DolingfOr2 20 minuses sOldby all gToesls.
Postum for Health
There's Reason"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
Cities With Similar Names.

Burgos in Spain, Bourges in France.
Bruges in Belgium are noted for mag
niflcent Gothic ecclesiastical edifces
erected In the Middle Ages.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

The medium should always be 4
good spirits.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Price tags never accompany real
Christmas gifts.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Virtue is precious gem for which
vice is often substituted.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27
MOTHERS AND
DAUGHTERS
Read This Letter from Mrs.
w. s. Hughes

Greenville, Del-"I was under the
impression that my eldest daughter had
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

II one is 25 per cent unselfish. he's
mr. ably normal.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Dusuns Have Women Priests.
Women priests dominate the Du-
suns, curious tribe of people inhab-
iting a section of British North
Borneo.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Push" frequently gets a quill"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-01-27

Foresiehted.
"Has Jack anything laid by for a
rainy day."
"Yes, he's engaged to an heiress."
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

Seniors whose grades averaged no
less than A.mInus during the paai
slr weeks arc; Ruth French. Verna
Reed. Leasio Fields. Richard Oar
nell. Audrey Ashton. Evelyn shep'
ard. Leila Hopkins. Clark steinber'
ger. nellie Bynum. Emmett Darby.
Emma Jean Baker. VIRGIL Brown.
Nlm Baaaett, Cecil 0ulihur. Hazel
Hopkins. Alice whalcn. Norda ieiks
and Jewell Phillips.
Anvil Belle Mckcmy. Bertha BAR
ker. Rosallo High. May Isuii lirldgos,
Alice nurnoy. Mary walaio West,
Ruth Jack, Leonard Good and
GLADYS Cheney are the members Of
the junior clnpn who made the high
grade averages during the past sis
weeks. Following aro the nsmcs OF
the 10 sophomofoa:
Naomi Neville. Annlcc Ashton,
Ruth sehloitcrbcck. Ironc Edwards,
Margaret Bingham. Stella McNahan.
Spencer Barefoot. Eta Scott. Jonli'
zabeih Emmanuel, Louise Baird.
Edith wasserbcck and Ruth Liver
more.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
GRADY FAIR HEADS SECURE BERTH
ON FAST HOUSEKEEPING CIRCUITS;
TWO LOCAL MEETINGS ARE BOOKED


hallr, ornamental icnoe a'ouh" 'a''
grounds proper fona~ayt' n'".wa'sp
and completion of structures s'fe""'
located on tho GROUNDS,
The problem OF ra'HihE '"h"n ~,
The financing OF tue eons''no.io" y.
the stock pavilion mas pssn e"oesea
up TO the general pu"n., a,
stephenson ono oi w o'''.'''s "
the AAHoe'au"h' "''."''
mi'ieo headed ny A. " hon''".'
county fafm agent an" y, ~ ~
kirc, prominent ufany coun'y 'a'.a
or-siockman' mas becn appointed "
raise "'ooo' inc "'noun, "'..' ~
70 lihah'e ,n' 'vus" 49," .',, 4.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
Police Campaign
May DisOrganize
Band In Oklahoma

Evidence obtained In the roIee
dragnet here may disorganlze u
gang OF southwestern Oklahoma
store burglars. according to Police
man William Hale who aas Just re-
turned from Lawton, Cordell and
Hobart where he completed nm IN.
vestlgation which resulted In the ar
rest OF three parties and the recov'
cry OF valuable merchandise stolen
from a store In Rocky. Oklahoma.
Charged with committing the burg
larry. one man is being held In jail
In Hobart and two are imprisoned
In the washita county jail at Cor.
dell, Hale says. Names OF the men
being held are not known by the
policeman.
First clue OF the stolen goods and
the persons believed TO have com
mltted the burglary was obtained
when Policemen Hale. Carl Davis
and Bill Thomas raided three resi-
dences in the southwestern section
Of this city and seized merchandise
and an automobile valued at several
hundred dollars. Some Of the loot
was identified as part of the goods
taken from the c. A. Chlncholl and
@. Y. Melton homes In this city some
time ago. As result Of the find
ing of these goods. Jack Myers and
his wife, and Mrs. Mary Myers, said
to be the mother of Jack Myers, are
being held in Jail here in default of
bonds. Myers Is charged with burg
larry and his wife and mother with
receiving and concealing stolen
property.
Clues obtained in the investigation
following the finding OF the mer-
chandise IN the local residences took
the officers to Lawton, thence to
Hobart and thence to Cordell.
Meanwhile, three raids were staged,
three persons arrested and the bal.
ance of the goods stolen from the
Rocky store covered.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

chickanha has been admitted int
tho largest race horse circuit IN tho
state. one which includes all thf
principal cities Of Oklahoma. of
flciala of the Grady County Fair as
aoclallon announced today.
First race program will be staged
G,ro July I at which time 30 Of the
hest race horses 10 have been seen
In action In the state during the
coming season and 100 Jockeys nre
expected 10 participate In the event
The next race card Will be part
OF the entertainment to be offered
n the annual Grady County Free
Fair 10 be held here September IL
10 81. This probably win complete
the hor racing season here es far
as the big circuit II concerned, u
wna annonnccd.
To retain It's afflliation with this
circuit. park association officials do
clared. Il viii be necessary to pro
vide additional barn space and re-
model the race track to meet M
iional association requirement.. a
sGC feet by ~ feet addition TO iie
stables scady constructed at The
county fair grounds must be made
according TO Harry Stephenson,
member OF the park association who
las been directing building actiyL
Ties at the park. This addition VIII
provide 30 moro stallp, IL feet
square, and will swell the total
number OF stalls to So
. One-half OF the money necessary
10 make these improvements ana
thus assure Chickasha's retention ON
the circuit. has been raised by Mr..
Stephenson personally and the bal
ance will be raised Immediately by
a special committee TO be appointed
by tie park association. Work Of
enlarging the stables. remodcling
the track and. constructing an orna.
mental fence around the fair grounds
proper will be started this week,
MIR. Stephenson said.
The horse races will be an ex'
cellent advertising medium for the
city and II the proposition is han
died correctly and the proper Inn
provements on the track and stables
made. the 100 men who will partici-
pate in the events will 80 away
from the city boosting Chickasha,
Mr.. Stephenson says.
When all planned improvements
are complete. the county fair grounds
and park will be one OF the most
complete in the state, officials OF
the association believe.
improvements yet TO be made in
clude the construction of large
stock pavilion. subdivided into three
horses. mules and
cattle; construction of two dining
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
Precinct Chairmen
G. O. p. Called Here
For Meet April IS

In a call issuea today by Myron
Humphrey. county chairman and
Mrs. rat Powell. county vice-chair
man, republican precinct committees
are asked to meet April 10 at 1880
o'clock D. m. The county conyen'
tion has been called for Saturday,
April %, at 2:SO o'clock In the
county court house. Precinct com
miitee meetings will be held at the
various voting places.
instructions TO call the meetings
of the precinct committees and the
county convention we're recently re-
ceiyed from A. c. Alexander, oil
Oklahoma City. chairman of the re.
publican state central committee.
Darwin's "Origin OF Species was
translated into every European Ian
guage.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
Federal Probe OF
Khan and Bank Is
Grand Jury Order
(By The United Press.)

Muskogee, Okla, March 2S.-Fed-
eral grand jury here which today be-
gan its work was charged by Fed
eral Judge r. l.. Williams to investi-
gate the activities of the Ku Klux
Klan.
In this connection the judge
pointed out that the federal statute
provides that il two or more citizens
appear on public highway in dis
guise after having agreed to intimi-
date or prevent citizens from the
free exercise and enjoyment of their
rights vouchsafed by the constitu-
tion, they shall be guilty of a mis-
demeanor and punishable by fine
and Imprisonment. The Judge also
instructed the jury to probe the
closing of state and national banks
in this territory, including the Guar
anty State bank at Okmulgee, which
was member of the Federal Re-
serve system
Numerous whippings by masked
bands in and near Muskogee recent
ly prompted Judge Williams to order
an investigation of the Klan, it was
said.
Tho Dead sea is 1200 feet lower
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
Cum Laude HONOrS
Go TO 80 Students
Chix High School

Thirty-eight students-17 seniors,
nine juniors, and IL sophomores-of
the Chickasha high school met Cum
Laude" requirements during the
past six weeks, according to the
list compiled today by J. F. Hatch
er, principal of the school.
To win the "Cum Laude" honor.
a student must carry at least four
subjects and make not less than "a
grades. The grades are averaged
every six weeks.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28
MARK ETS

Kansas City livestock
HOGS - Receipts. 10000; market
10 10 10 higher: bulk. tp.6sds.so;
hcayica. se.60Gs.sb: packers and
butchers. p.7bGsso: lights. 1880
1000: pigs. ss2sGa.so.
CATTLE-Rcceipta 5000: market.
strong; prime fed steers. ss15aS.7b;
plain TO fair dressed beef steers,
sG.75dgi5: western steers, sG.6bd
s.2s; southern steers. sa.oO9I75;
cows. s2GbGe.b0; heifers. 5000
500: atockerH and feeders. $3.50
775; bulls. ss.2bdt7b; calves. $500
G9.OO.
SHEEP Receipts. 1000: market.
strong. 2s higher: lambs. siS7bQ
1926: ycarllngs. ss75Gs.75; wc,hcrs,
si2.5o a. 1850: ewes. $3.50 a 900;
stockors and feeders. sii.5ogi2.7b.
Financial Review.
New York. March 2S.-Openlng
prices o.. the New York Stock M.
change today included;
Texas Company 81; Studebakor
1861: Mexican Petroleum iiG IL.
off 3.s; Athison s6is. up Ia; Retail
Stores. a. 5.s. up is; New Haven.
rs "a. of IL: Northern Pacific, "A
IL. of 49, Allied Chemical. 65. up
3s; Baldwin. 1O6. off IA; Anaconda.
40 80; Sinclair. 20 "a. off IL; U. s.
Steel. "a is: u. s. Rubber. 60; Amer.
lean Ice. i05. off "a: Pennsylvania,
81 rs: Southern Pacific. S5ls, up is:
Brooklyn Rapid Transit. is IA; A
4. a r., 100.
Chicago Produce Market.
BUTTER-Creamery extras, 3Sc;
creamery standards. 37hc; firsts. "a
ls637c: seconds. 32@3ic.
EGGS = 0rdin aries. 2iG2ihc;
firsts. 2S62SIsc.
POULTRY - Fowls. 24c; ducks,
soc: geese, lsc; springs, zoe; turkeys
30c; roosters. 19c.
Kansas City Grain.
WHEAT-Receipts. los cars; mar.
ket. unchanged to 10c lower; No. 2
hard. s1.2SG1.42; No. 3 hard, $l.2S:
No. red, s1.S0@1.35; No. 3 red,
s1.25M1.32.
CORN-Market. unchanged, to lsc
higher; No. 2 mixed. 81 3.4@52 1-4c;
No. 3 mixed, 81; No. 2 white, So; No.
2 yellow, 54c.
OATS-Market. unchanged; No.
white. 3Sc; No. 2 mixed, 35Q35hc.
RYE-No. 2, sS@S9c.
HAY - Market, steady; choice
timothy, sl55O01e.5O; alfalfa. $24.oO
@25.b0.
Oklahoma Livestock.
Oklahoma Citq. March 2S.-Cattle |
1900; active and steady; steers. top
s6.25; bulk, s6.25Q7oO; butcher cat
tie, steady; COWS, $500; heifers,
$3.50; Gamers and cutters, $1,000 |
800.
CALvES-Receipts, 200; market,
steady.
HOGS-Receipts, 1900; market,
1Oc higher; top, $6.95; bulk. $9.45Q |
$50.
Liberty Bond Market.
New York, March 2S.-Liberty |
first AS 1926; Liberty second &c,
1916; Liberty first IA, 9S.4O;
Liberty second, Ia, $3.50; Liberty
third Ia, $3.50; Liberty fourth
Ia, $3.50: Victory 3 3-4, 10000; Vic
tory 3-4's, 1OO.S2.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

Rome has. population of about
100000 persons.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

The Dead sea is 1900 feet lower
than the Mediterranean
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

New York, March 2S.-Liberty
first As, 1926; Liberty second dc,
9S.16; Liberty first A IA, 9S.4O;
Liberty second, IA, $3.50; Liberty
third 4 Ia, $3.50; Liberty fourth 4
Ia, $3.50; Victory S-4, 10000; Vic
tory 3-4s, 100.82.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-28

"An'Missus Johnson. you
be sure TO get keiloggs
Corn Flakes, because the
children won't eat any
other kind. keiiogg's
haze the goody favor
and they are nsvsr tough
and hard to eat!"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
CHURCH FILM SHOWS
AVOID TAX IN BARRE
City Council Asked to Draw a Lind
Between Professional and
Religious movies"

Barre, March Whether motion
pictures shown by churches should be
taxed as professional movies was
the question discussed by the city
council Tuesday evening. The coun-
ell tabled the matter. The issue came
up through the action of the Unlver.
salist church in showing some hand
reel pictures, so-called during the
last few weeks.
The pictures were shown Sunday
and weekdays and have drawn large
audiences. The matter had previous
ly come to the attention Of the city
officials through the chief Of police.
city attorney, city clerk and indiYid.
ual members Of the city government.
Stated admission was charged for one
exhibition and the hat was passed"
at others. The first showing OF films
was OF the life Of Lincoln" and the
second of "The Life of Roosevelt"
Advocates Of church movies" stat
ed that they were hardly to be con-
sidered as business proposition. No
representatives of the motion picture
theatres appeared but criticism to the
effect that the church movies were
avoiding the payment Of license fees
were voiced by some members Of the
city government.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
SPORT NOTES.

From all accounts the Cubs were
the softest kind of picking for the
Pacific Coast league teams.
They'll have to dig up a better
scrapper than Joe Beckett as an op
ponent for Jack Dempsey to attract
the fans.
Pitcher Virgil Barnes is making his
third attempt to land a regular job
on the pitching staff of the Giants.
Mrs. Walter Johnson and three chill.
dren are at Tampa, where Walter Is in
training with tho Washington Sen.
ators.
Basketball has enjoyed a great sea.
son, and hockey, to, has had . pros.
porous year in the cities that follow
the pastime.
Ever Hammer, the Chicago light
weight who was quite flash a few
years ago, Is journeying East to start
another boxing campaign.
Harry Wills. who seems to have the
call as the next opponent OF Jack
Dempsey, has proved to be a good at.
traction on the vaudeville stage.
New Orleans gossip has It that
ninkey Haines, the Penn State ath-
lete now with the New York Van.
KEGS, already looks like a big league
star.
All signs point to a fine season for
the Brooklyn Superbas. Zach Wheat
arrived at Jacksonville early and with.
out a kick about his contract.
Sammy Golden, manager of Pete
Herman. ex-bantam champion, and OF
Young Montreal, believes that Mont
real is in line to cop the bantamweight
title.
The Cleveland Indians ran into
tough weather at Dallas, the team be-
ing able to work outdoors only one
day in the first ten spent in the Texas
city
Sam Langford is not the demon
batter he was once but the old col,
ored party is still in the ring after
twenty years of the wear and tear of
the fight game.
Leroy T. Brown Of Dartmouth, the
now indoor high jump king, has his
eye on the intercollegiate champion
ship which is TO be staged in the Har
ward stadium next May
in John Weissmuller o. Chicago,
and Charles Speer the Mercersburg
aquatic sensation, Uncle Sam has a
pair Of young swimmers who are tag
ged to become world champions.
II Is said that George Burns receiv-
ed thousand dollars when he agreed
to his transfer from Cleveland to the
Red Sox Evidently they have to pay
em to join the Sox nowadays.