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Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Olympia Briefs
BY BRIEF

Our nrst meeting was we'll attend
cd and the members showed the
spirit OF '7e. every man taking an
eager interest in the business trans
acted and willing 20 WORK for the
success OF the organization.
Don't forget that every knock r. a
boost
Micky Morris, wiimington's ny
weight boxer and a member OF this
club. is working out daily and Is in
the best OF condition for several
out-of-town bouts.
Jack Temple was wound mp Sun
day. He made several flowing
speeches and was applauded vigor-
ously.
John Mallory went 20 Phiiadei-
phia 70 buy a new pair OF shoes the
otker day and came home with a
new suit and a toothache. He Ger
tainly must have done some talking
TO get all that. Alta a nice boy,
Johni
Everybody up 70 the special meet
| ing tonight. The purchasing oom-
mittee will report results and other
important business will be trans
acted.
The boys are 70 be congratulated
on the fine turnout Sunday. Praoti-
cally every member was present
I That's cooperation. fellows, keeT
the good work up and your club Il
assured OF success.
Don't forget the big night al
| Pythian Castle on March %. We
want every member there. Bring q
friend.
We don't know what the drift
means but Charlie Hayes said II h'
had enough money TO get married
he would spend II on travelling. How
comel
Paul Mark tried 60 feed a goat OF
the east side some chewing tobacco
the other day and now II has hi
nanny. Get fer home. Brunol
While some OF the boys were up
town last night, they stopped e
look at a picture OF zebra IN 8
window. Jack Temple said II was tn
first time he ever saw a horse in 8
bathing suit.
Harry Pogue - Going home las
night through a dark street, saw Z
man setting fire TO his property.
Paul Conners-Didn't you call thu
polioe7
Harry - Certainly not. II Is n,
crime for a man to light his cigar
Duckl
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Gibbons, Stale, PrOUeS Easy
Mark in Ring for C1eb

aw a night in New York. The crowd
Of more than $4,000 included all the
elite from uptown and downtown.
As a fight It was a disappointment.
It was fast and hotiy contested but
the impression stood out all over
that either one or both would be
easy for Dempsey.
Neither Greb nor Gibbons was
punished Both bled a little around
the mouth. Beyond puffed lips
neither was marked a. the end Of
the battle. Both were comparative
ly fresh a. the finish.
Gibbons looked as II he had LEFT
himself IN the gym. He has more
speed than ne showed. Against the
flying Pittsburgh boy he looked slow
and awkward. His game at the
start seemed 20 be letting oreb wear
himself out but when the time came
for him 20 step out and take the lead
he didn't have IL
Greb really is one OF the marvels
OF the rms. The Pittsburgh boy
covered himself with glory. he
might be easy for Dempsey but IT'S
sure thing that he would make II
mighty lively for the champion while
he lasted.
Gibbons said today he would like
70 have another bout with Greb over
the fifteen round route.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

NEW YORK, March 14.-CUnited
Press)-Long faces filled the dress
ing room around Tom Gibbons. They
had all gone down with him but Jack
Britton.
u saw you were stale IN the gym
and 1 bet on Greb" the welterweight
champion said. Which Is one theory
and perhaps me real reason why
Gibbons lost the decision after a fif-
teen round bout last night with
Harry Greb That was expected 20 de-
veiop the next opponent for jack
Dempsey.
Greb had q clean margin In nine
Of tho rounds, three went 10 Glib
bons and three we're about even.
Greb won because ne was better than
Gibbons and because Gibbons was
poorer than he had ever been.
His arms iying around ike the
smokes on a speedster, Greb tore In
70 the St. Paul boxer from the open
ing gong and set such a pace tha'
Gibbons couldn't keep up with him
and could never set himself for one
OF the punches that we're expected
to drop the jumping jack In from
OF him or take some OF the steam out
OF what seemed 70 be a perpetual
motion machine
As spectacle Il had a perfeotina
setting IN the midst OF one OF the
most distinguished crowds that eyel
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
BILLY EVANS SAYS

This Is the era Of swAs In the
sport world.
II began IN bassbaii In 1919 when
Babe Ruth broke thu long standing
home-run record by making 90.
Tho public enthused over the per-
formanoes Of Ruth. II continued to
enthuse IN 1920 when he did the
seemingly impossible by making 81
home runs.
The success OF Ruth through his
ability no swat 'em a mile became
contagious. The players IN both
major leagues began 10 shoot At the
fences and stands.
An improved ball. inferior pitch
ing and a mad desire on the part Of
all the good hitters 10 make home
runs caused the season OF 1921 10
develop into an orgy OF swat.
II f. doubtful n this era Of swa,
/ has helped the game. I am Inclined
10 think Il has hurt Il. Base running
has almost become extinct as one
run no longer means anything.
The thought IN baseball nowadays
Is get runs in clusters.
Like baseball, golf Is also goinp
through an era OF swat. The bis
thing IN golf now Is 70 get the dis
tance IN your drives.
|
like baseball. the era OF swat ir
golf began in 1919 when Dave Her
ron moved down the amateur field
at Pittsburgh. Heron is known a.
one OF the hardest hitters IN the
amateur golf world.
|
Last year George Duncan and ABB
Mitchell. the two crack English
pros" toured the United ststei
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
NEWARK HIGH TO
PLAY II GAMES

Special 20 The Evening Journal.
NEWARK. March 14-coach Nc
Donald. Of che Newark High School.
had some OF the baseball candidates
out for a workout yesterday after
noon. Fifteen candidates reported
for practice yesterday, but about
ten more are expected out before
the end OF the week. The schedule
this year will be limited to about
eleven games. Last year Newark
High had a crack team and made a
hard fight for the State champion
ship among secondary high schools,
losing out to Smyrna Several OF
last years stars were lost by gradua-
ton.
Those out yesterday were; Cap
tain Hayes. Schwartz. Hubert, j.
Mayer, A. Mayer, Durnan, Town
send, Buckingham, Armstrong. j.
Chalmers, @. Chalmers. Crompton,
NJ. Hopkins, c. Hopkins and Pardee.
Among these the following were
members OF the squad last year;
Schwartz, Hubert, ]. Mayer. A.
Mayer, Townsend Buckingham
Armstrong, c. Hopkins and Hayes.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Seventh Ward DOingS
BY UNO

The Ladies' Auxiliary u having
some wonderful times at their We'd
nesday night meetings and make the
store league and solitaire players
long for somewhere to 30.
Champ Lynch" OF the move and
jump game. was in camp during the
past week and handed all the boy'
some pointers. Ali Charlie.
We have lost the appearance Of 9
faithful member. who turned Mt
Vernon during the ssrisA PSgs
Walter Potts
Charley on the Job. Har-kins.
Red Bird" formerly OF the NUM-
cipal Link Outnt. has recently join
ed the Jazz crew and can now be
found IN most any dancing hall.
Snyder. thinking himself a whole
gynRsium has recently been declared
but one OF the dumbells.
The club fingers under manager
Kirk will end their successful sea-
son this week taking on Pioneers and
Brownson.
Campbell Is still practising Horse
and Is getting in trim for Reese and
his running mate. He also carries
his own special marked deck.
Tommy Knox IL adding alterations
70 the club rooms No knocks
please.
When Sergeant isid 90 down in
his pinoohis match with Mickey ths
other night the latter made a clear
sweep.
We surely should make an ofrei
for the famous Water Witch bell
which rings no moro-by mort OF tn
members.
Bowman has turned to coaohfnl
the solitaire players.
II Is wasn't for our special knock
ers tho restaurant proprietors ooul'
close much earlier IN the evening q
this locality.
Joe Taylor is stiii leading m IN
argument league. No one else hs
n chance.
Manager Mckinney and his fes
team will hold their spring trainin
In the White Elephant
Since Slippin handed Cham
Brownie a lacinE At checkers IN
other evening. We are yet waitin
for Il 10 dry up
Potts, oeeney and our worth
president Ferserson were entertain
ers at the auxinary's past meetini
] Solo,
McAteer says. due-drop yor
dues
Some one pushed Kitten" Ia
Wednesday and he hasn't recov,bs
his balance. since.
Friday the 18th IL the next NEE
ing night. Everybody out with
little bit OF green
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
BrOUpSOn, In OId-Time
Form, Wins Indoor Game

Before large and appreoiative
audience me Brownson Library Asso-
oiation last night defeated St Mary's
ie 90 in series OF contests in the
Catholic Indoor League. The Brown
con boys after losing the last two
series. travelled TO the east side
with the determination OF winning.
Again the interest oentered around
the double match. and Il was only
after a hard night that the boys from
Fourth and jackson managed to win
by the score OF 100 10 s5.
Regan had an easy time IN the
single game when he defeated
Langan, 80 10 IL. The Brownson
boys also gathered in the single
pinoohle. double pinoohls and
checker matohes. but lost IN quoits
and euchre.
Next week Brownson will trave'
20 81. Patrick's and some interesting
contests are promised before the
winner OF the cup. donated By Jos
eph Condor. can be decided.
The SCORES OF last nights Eame'
follow;
Euohro-william Pimm and
Corrigan (Brownson) lost TO ]. Cal
lahan and NJ. MoGaugh (st. Mary'sl
4 TO /.
Cheokers-B. FarnAn CBrownson'
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
JUNIOR LEAGUE
STOPS c. D. A.

With the two leading sextets OF
the city contendlnE one OF the best
girls basketball games OF the sea
son was seen at the Friends School
gymnasium last night when the un-
defeated Junior League gave the
Catholic Daughters OF America their
flrst defeat since their organization.
i6 TO 13. The game was played for
the benefit OF the Madison Neigh
borhood House. and a goodiy sum
was realized.
The game was a clever exhibition
OF the girls style OF the court sport
and the close defensive tactics OF
each team was the leading feature.
Four field goals was the portion OF
two-pointers for each team and bet
ter work from the foul line en-
abled the Junior League 70 triumph.
Miss Ward performed the best in
this latter department with six
single tosses. With her two field
goals she was also leading scorer
with total OF 10 points.
Miss Kauss was the leading point
getter for the Catholic Daughters
and also topped the list IN field
goals. dropping IN trio Of two
timers and two single pointers
Score;
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
st. Hedwig'S A. A. Dots
BY "GUESs WHO"

Two OF tho Goofs went 20 the mail
carriers ball at the Labor Lyceum
last Saturday night They drank 30
much "ons and one-half" that they
came into the club later that night
and acted like men used 20 before
volstead took a hand.
X. o. Ckampey. better known as
the clubs giant. lost eighteen
pounds IN twenty minutes the other
day working out. Now his manager.
Kiyi. announces that he knocked
out his shadow In ten seconds Scout
people. please notice.
I Hibby-I wonder why it, 30 quiet
around here tonight3
Yibby-Chief. Kiyi. Jimmie Kerns
and Champs old man went 20 the
movies.
We have young fellow in our
club who says he likes the looks OF
Larry semon. We are sorry that w
have 10 doubt his word. There q
only one person whose looks n,
likes. and that person wears skirts
watch your step. Walter. your OF
dangerous ground.
Jimmy Kerns IL trying TO beoom'
poet There Is only one oonsoia.
ton IN that-he will never have e
worry about the income tax
I'd says he must get a Job now
When asked why he was so serious
about Il, he said there was a couple
OF reasons. one OF them IN skirts.
Riokey Run. the next time you
try 70 raise your voice in singing We
advise you TO get on top OF teie-
phone pole. Then. besides having a
high voice you will also be holding
high position. Sort OF two In one
you know.
We have with us fellow named
Dandie;
He thinks he's a lot. but he's nobody
He goes to a dance
With those funny white pants.
And bumming smokes is his hobby
Charlie Jordan. n fuii-hedget
brother OF Big Ed was seen feedini
the gold fish IN a certain park Sun
day evening. We haven't got tn
details yet. Charlie, but well be
, you a fur-iined billiard ball agains
an ivory pillow case that we'il know
her name before she gets a hAlte
around your neck, even n she IL
fast worker.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

with great success Mitchell made a
great impression with his ability 70
set distance. In a number OF matches
the value OF his long tee shots was
apparent.
AZ 81. Louis, last year. Jesse ouil-
ford, one Of the hardest hltters IN
the game. won the national amateur
championship. Strangely enough.
Robert A. Gardner. who was the
runnsr-up. is almost as good as Guil-
ford when Il comes 70 long driving.
Those opposed 20 the habit Of try
ing 20 get distance on tee shots will
say that weather conditions AZ ST.
Louis were made 10 order for the
long driver. Many OF the matches
were played In a driving rain on a
very soggy course. u was tourna-
ment made 20 order for the big
husky fellows, the long drivers.
The desire for extra base hits has
not improved the baseball standard
The effort 10 get great distance on
the tee shots isn't going TO improv'
golf.
In baseball the desire 20 get dis
tance results IN a great many strike
outs. In golf tho desire 20 get dis.
tance causes the golfer 10 press his
game. More shots are thus wasted
than IN any other feature Of IN,
/ gau,o tniess II IA the hobit OF look,
ing up too quickly.
In sports IKE baseball and golf
where distance counts 80 much. II q
customary every 70 often 10 &,
through an era OF swat. II IS q
period where accuracy Is sacrificed
for distance.
These conditions exists until th'
inevitable period OF readiustmen
sets in and the players get back Il
! normalcy.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
SHARPENED
IN THE GRIND
News in Numbers

the party OF "A comparison with an
article published I'm Tho Battleaxe
Poor Hughey's only good enough 20
have his stun syndicated.
As the Church League basketball
series now stands Il is all over but
and II Is almost certain that Graoe
will do the shouting. But again-If
old swedes wins 90 the Church
League title, then what7
Tho Battleaxe has previously
pointed out that the final bas-
ketball championship must oOme
up for settlement and Il evident
ly has arrived. II Ia pretty hard
10 call them all championship
games but as the demand has
been created IL win have TO be
satisfied.
This must be the ssni-nnsisi
Dohanos and Dover National
Guards.
St. Mary and Church League
winners, apparently Grace.
Nothing has been said about the
winners OF these two series clashine
but as long as they arc both being
played and no doubt the winner oi
each viii claim the championship oi
the State, the ultimate solution
seems to be that such win happen
In the present circumstances the,
must be all mentioned es champion
ship oontenders. Il will make i
easier for the writer's In their ref
| erenos 20 the games II nothing else
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

st. Ann Journsyed IN from the
Forty Acres last night 20 engage St.
Patrick In a tourney OF games In the
Catholic Indoor League at St. Pat
rlck's Hall and the Seventh Ward
ers copped by the score OF is points
TO 10. Every match furnished
plenty OF excitement and the large
crowd present was well entertained
with the clever exhibition In the
various events What proved 70 be
the main attraction was the double
pool contest in which number OF
clever shots were executed. Sum
mary:
ouolts.
g. g.. 49p ea1r,c:iE. ,:i.'..... ... Il Il = II IL
Players: 81 Ann-H Mcbride. c.
Snyder, J. Kane, J. McAteer. 81. Pat
rick. Brninard. J. carlin. ]. No
Bride T. Sweeney.
Euohro.
q. McGoniYle and J. NJ. Claughiin
st. Ann, defeated p, Harrity and ]
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
TONIGHT MAY SEE
BOWLING WINNER

This getaway week in the State
individual bowling Championship
which has been In progress at Grady's
alleys for some time and tonight bo-
gins the windup with four matches
on the bill OF fare. Almost "rair''
with "Iardy" eouder and "Cupie"
Harkins In the main number for the
doubles" Harkins will appear as
Mary Piokford and souder as Little
Lord Fauntleroy, 40 they say. What
a moving pictured
There Is a strong chance Of the
winner Of the tourney being decided
tonight. Mckee and Carson. tied for
the lead opposed tough Opposition.
the former facing Edgar Good and
the latter Roddy Rodrigues Kur-;
Doelze in second place. meets How
ard Mccall, always a dangerous con-
tender The schedule;
7.0o-Good vs. Mckee
| I4a-Caraon W. Roddy
k.80-Souder vs.. HariinA
S.lb-McCan ve. Doelze
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Rr ROB nORNfAN

NEW YORK-"You know my frst
name is Jack" and the heavyweight
champion grinned. And It's the
jack that will decide whom I'll nght
next"
We were sitting In his dressans
room waiting for the bell to call
him 20 the stage Of the Hippodrorne
whore Dempsey is putting on his act
He had just finished a careful
scanning Of the results of the NEA
vote on an opponent 70 meet him
in the next heavyweight title match
Still smiling. he continued;
1T sort OF seems that the fans
want me 10 meet Wills or Gibbons.
We'll. It doesn't make any differ-
ence 70 ma
Bring any OF 'em on White OF
black. yellow or brown, American or
Chinaman. it's all one 70 me
"Ali I ask Is that some reliable
promoter handle the match.
None OF these fiy-by-night birds
who try 90 promote q fght on a
shoestring, propose 20 hold II some
whore and then find Il banned. and
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Grace-Suedes

Grace and Old 5wedos VIII
meet In the third and what
looks 10 be the final game OF
the series for the Church
League basketball champion
ship az the v. NJ. O. A. tonight
The series n for the best out OF
FIVE games and In the two play
cd thus far, it has been no con-
test, Grace winning each In a
walk.
A fast preliminary win pre-
cede the main number which fs
scheduled 20 go on at s.fb
O'Clock.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
There are those who
would break a leg for a
friend while others more
easily would break a word.
ff-t +

Baseball has never been doubted
as being the national pastime but Il
seems that they are out 20 prove Il
moro than ever In Wilmington and
It's environs. Our guess Is that more
leagues have been organized and are
being organized than ever before.
The question now seems 10 be
Where will they all be put" The
way out from crowding and con-
gestion in the matter OF playing
fields we believe ls for those interest
ed IN the various circuits 70 coop
crate with each other. The assur-
ance Of games within a certain time
provided through leagues is biggest
reason for the formation OF some OF
the circuits. Working together will
put them all over with all the games
scheduled.
-t-f-f-
Hughey Fullerton must be poor
dub OF a scribe 90 ever have been
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
ST. ANNs STOPS ST. PATRICK's

Mclaughlin. 4 TO L
Checkers.
r. Donovan. St Ann. defeated d
Kenneaily. ST. Patrick 10 /.
Single Pool.
W Kane. st. Ann. defeated q. Han
ley. ST. Patrick so to 35
Double Pool.
W. Kane and George McGonigie 81.
Ann, defeated @. Hanley and ". CAL
iaRher. 100 TO o.
Single Plnochle.
r, Snyder. 81. Ann. defeated J. on.
81. Patrick. 2 70 1.
Double Plnoohle.
J. Cuninnne and O. Wolf 81. Pat
rick. defeated n Doubherty and J. Roy
ST. Ann. 2 20 !.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Dste-Timely
BEN GREENSTEIN, Edit

As long as we have been asked the
attached question we might rs well
repeat Il I'm print. Perhaps a reader
could furnish the answer so "Idsten
I'm" on this one. The question is
'In what part OF the Brandywine
erik is fi14 Church street To-
lated2"
We gave IL mp, the same as we did
trying 10 find certain name I'm the
city directory.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
SOCCER CLUB MEETING

A special meeting OF the Della
ware Soccer League will be held in
the quarters OF the Crescent Ath-
letic Club. 7o4 West Eighth street,
tonight. All interested In soccer are
invited 20 attend
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

The Laurel girls are claiming the
championship Of Sussex County and
have a nne record 20 support their
claim. They have played - games
and lost but two as follows.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
7.0o-Good vs.. Mckee.
l4a-Carson W. Roddy.
k.30-Souder vs. HarlginA
e.lb-McCali ve. Doelze.
STANDING
OH JoYf

Lakeview won It's nrst baseball
game OF the season yesterday. nos
ing out the Eagle Juniors by the
score OF 10 20 .. The fielding OF
both teams was the feature. Score:
R.H.H.
1Akeview ...711Iao2o=10 2 0
Eagles ....1o110 1900 0
Batteries; Forrest and Dasenais:
Nickols and Haney.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

defeated George Burns est. Mary-s) 4.
s 20 0.
Pinoohie (singlo)-J. Farley
(Brownson). defeated George Burns
(St. Mary's), 70 1.
Plnoohle (double)-J. MoGAnley
and J. Grant (Brownson) defeated
J. o'Nen and Langan Cst. Mary's)
20 /.
Pool (sinEle. so points)-R.
Regan (Brownson) defeated Langan
and Hopes (st. Mary's). so 20 IA.
Pool double. 100 points)-R.
Regan, ]. McGonigls and J. Calian
CBrownson) defeated j. Casey. II
Keefe-Hoopes and Casey (st Mary's)
100 20 s5. Referee OF pool games-
Langan.
Quoits-J. Mcmahon. p. Regan
william Keeley. Begley Drown
SOM lost 20 Smith Mundeu. Hopes
Burns and Farmer est Mary's. Ref.
eree-Pimm.
Brownson ...S IS Fl 10 al
81. Mary's ......2i II 16 21 1s-l
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
OLYMPIA A. @. MEETING

The Olympia A c. will hold a
special meeting in its club room at
413 Market street tonight All the
members are urged to be present.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

A NEW BROOM SWEEPS
CLEAN BUT NO FELLOW WANTS
TO BE FOREVER ON THE SCRUB
TEAM.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
BLADES HOUNDS
WIN FOX CHASE

sHAFORD, March 1.-THE fox
chase between the hounds OF Blades
and Harrington Sporting Clubs, post
poned from two previous occasions.
owing 20 rain, was finally pulled on
Yesterday. the Blades pack OF
hounds being declared the winners.
The chase was for a substantial sum.
The Harrington sports, with their
mack OF 10 hounds, arrived early
Yesterday morning, and were met
bv the Blades sports and their pack
OF 10 hounds. They went 20 the farm
Of ]. z. Loker, eight miles west OF
seaford, and soon had a fox going
After a chase lasting five hours the
Blades dogs were declared the win
ners by the judges.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
-f-f-f-

Even some of the most careful
auto drivers can't help running into
debt.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

ernoon and Coach Derby expects TO
have them all out later I'm the week.
Fred Harmer Is captain OF track this
year. While there has been little
opportunity to look the new mate
rial over there are two Freshmen
Who are being highly touted for the
track team. This Is MilleT from
Philadelphia. a quarter miller and
France from the Wilmington High,
a high jumper. France at this time,
Il IS said, can do better than any
previous Delaware high jump record
and will prove a valuable asset 10
the team.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
Volumes in Brief
Axe,iorn.

lNNI TVTTT8
IL would be better for somo OF
those who kick TO find where the
shoe pinches before they begin.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Basketball Championship.


p. T. Barnum's dope con-
tinues TO apply. F'r instance.
read this. clipped from The
Life critic column;
This (nams Of producer)
super-masterplece was heartily
panned In Life. and as re-
suit, the exhibitors In all parts
OF the country are booking Il
with feverish enthusiasm. know
ing that II will be a box-ofiioe
Knockout"
Evening journal., 1922-03-14
DUPONT DEFEATS HERoUIE,

DUPONT DEFEATS HERCULES.
In the second series OF games in
the Triangle bowling match. DUPONT
defeated Hercules girls by three pins.
The games are played Thursday eve
nings at Grady's Alley This week
Hercules plays Atlas. The scores FOR
last week are as follows;
duPONT
BOYS ..................... 32 a. 73
wins .....-.-sss.s-.--ss. D. ~ ~
Litteton s..s..sss..-.s----- Il of- 20
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

He ran a record. that Is true.
But then the record Topped.
The timers timed the runner by
A stop-watch That had stopped.
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

The gypsies are not responsible
for the word "gyp" nor for all Of the
"gyps."
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

There are things that can be right,
even though they are not agreeable
10 come and the best rule 10 follow
is-''B Sure you're Wright, then go
ahead."
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

Hughey Fullerton must be poor
dub OF a scribe 90 ever have been
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

the party OF a comparison with m
article published I'm Tho Battleaxe
Poor Hughey's only good enough to
have his stun syndicated.