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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
II It Fits

There's nothing more wonderful in
all the world than a woman's faith.
Just look at the way she will trust
man-and a safety pin!
You may get wife TO forget and
forgive" but darn if you can get her
to quit wearing that injured air
Among the many fool expressions
in the English language that do not
mean anything we'll give first place
to Mover again.
Where the climate is so changeable
the doctor Will order change Of
climate to one whore there is no
change. It's great life.
We have noticed. however, that
when a wife docs not look upon her
husband as a hero she looks upon
herself as a heroine for having to
live with him.
A bachelor may think he is we'll
off-.but If he is he can bet his last
iron man some designing mamma is
going TO try to rope him in as SON
in1aw.
The bride will make the mistake OF
her life if she thinks the groom al
ways will enjoy spending money on
hor the way he does on the honey
moon.
The open door may be what China
needs, but the closed mouth would
help moro over in this neck OF the
woods.
These days If man has a we'll
stocked cellar his acquaintances will
forget his empty garrett.
The only time you find a lot of
married people on Lovers Lane is
when they are trying to locate their
runaway mates. -s.-.e
I Girls do not lIke-the way the mon
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
European Population Figures.
New York Evening Post

Censuses of the population of Great Britain,
France, and Italy were all taken in 1921, and the
official results for the last held the Italian census
have just been given out in Rome. The population
of Great Britain, excluding Ireland was found to
have risen in the last decade from 40 $50 900 to
42,767,000, and the addition of Ireland where no
count was made because of the disturbed. conditions
would lift the total for the British Isles to well
over $1,000, 0O0 The population of France as was
Expected showed distinct loss. In 1911 it had
been 39,6O2 000 and in 1921, including Alsace-
Lorraine, it only 39,402, 900 Italy however
comes out with flying colors. Her people, including
the annexed Provinces but excluding her African
colonies now number $685. 900 OF these / 564 900
are living in the annexed areas. Deducting these
and examining only Italy of the pre-war limits it
is found that the population has risen by 1859 600
souls or between and per cent, against AZ
per cent increase for Great Britain British rate
OF gain was the smallest in a century; the Italian
rate was actually greater than in the decade 19O1-11
Italian losses in the war were, of course, much
smaller than the English French. Italys people
are fecund, and emigration was largely off. But
beyond doubt very heavy part of the gain is attrib
utable to the hosts of Italians who focked home
during the conflict from the United States, Brazil
Argentina and other parts of the world They came
to night, and now they staying-at least tenn
porarily-to work.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
AN EVENING PRAYER
FURNISHED by DR. w A. ALIEN n

we rejoice o Lord God in our selves
nor In the hrm earth which tread, nor in the
Thousehold nor in the Church. in all the process
sion or things where mankind moves with power and
Iglory We rejoice in the Lord We rejoice in Thy
strength Yea, strange joy it is. Day by day we
find ourselves breaking out into gladness through
Ithe ministration OF the senses. and by the play of
inward thought; but Thou art beheld by us
EThou never speakest TO us, do we feel Thy
hand. nor do we discern Thy love and glory
and power Lord our God how Thou art TO
u.s. ana we 40 not know II. How near is the other
fife. and we do not feel it. 1t clothes us as with
garment II feeds us. 1t shines upon us 1t rejoces
over us. Grant us this evening this wonderful
vision. Amen
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
A CORRECTION.

Commenting upon Director Bains remarks con-
corning the Matanuska coal fields few days ago
The Empire said: "Dr. IIocomb then occupying the
came office now held by Director Balm in 1910 told
a convention of mining engineers and metalurgists
in New York that the Matanuska coal fields were
not promising. DR.. Holmes, not DR.. Holcomb, was
at that time Director of the Bureau Mines and
made the statement attributed to DR. Holcomb.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
What Nj Ns Is

(Owen County (Ky) Democrat)
IF ANY ONE HAS
Robbed bank,
Lost his wife,
Made a speech,
Bought q flivver,
Paid his subscription.
Lost his mind,
Broke his neck.
Plowed his corn,
Bought a farm.
Wrote a poem,
Told the truth,
Been to town,
Got rich,
Moved his residence,
Had a fight,
Seen Charlie Barton.
OR
Been to church,
1T is NEWS-Send it to the
DEMOCRAT.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

The trouble with getting your owl
way is that it does not always leat
where you intend to go-Sam Hill.
Sometimes the folks who have theil
way
WEI find such action does not pay;
1t may not lead where they would go
And sometimes brings a lot of woe
Canton (Ohio) News.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
WHY GOVERNMENT COSTS INCREASE.

The increased cost of Government in the Unit
States analysed by Irving T. Bush recently
Golfers is to be found largely in the expense of add
governmental agencies unthought of and unwanted
the majority of people ten years ago. Mr. Bush wro
in part:
Would ii not surprise the people who will
march for hours bearing banners Vote for
Jiggs and the Scent Fare to learn that in
the past six years. purely economic
forces which they scarcely knew work
ing had taken nearly seven cents hour
OF their wages? That is about what it
costs today to be governed. If the levy
to be made directly, expense of government
would go down in a great hurry. Since the
beginning of government the great task of
the politician has been evolve a painless
tax.
Articulate mnorties have asked for this
that. Most of IL asked for the
theory that some one else would pay for 1t.
There is not much graft in politics today.
Nevertheless expenses of government have
steadily climbed. Perhaps the increase in
morality has something TO do with ii.
CRATER is always on the defensive. He is
afraid of being investigated But the thor
oughly honest officehoder often has such
fear. Expenses of government always in
crease under reform administration for
set right. When a reform administration
comes into power its lunatic fringe has to
have its hobbies properly stabbed
The editor of a country paper sums up the
way Mr.. Average Citizen thinks of these
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Nothing To Do But Cry

''Never cry over split milk" ad
vised the Jobs Comforter.
81 never do, for | don't like it
and could easily enough get more.
What l am weeping about is the
whiskey I spilled 1t was the last
had and can't be replaced" groaned
Colonel BooZem.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Observes No Speed Laws

at says here the flying pay of a
naval aviator is $500 a month" re-
marked Mrs. Crouch.
"At that, I'M bet it doesn't fly any
faster than my 5000 month"
growled her husband
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
BootIegger's Deep Stuff

All his moonshine
In cellars he does park,
Because, you see,
He wants to keep 1T dark.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

Take the tariff out of politics, says Judge
Gary. And, suggest, take politics out of
the tariff. The distinction is not without a
adherence Cincinnati Enquirer)
Fine suggestions, gentlemen; why not do both?
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

things. 1T is safe to say there are in this
county today 500 officials, national, state,
county, township city and district, telling
the people what they must do and can't do;
spying into their homes, their private
counts their methods of life laying down
the law as to what they shall eat, drink,
wear, buy, spend; where they shall go
and when telling them to bare their arms
for vaccination, recount all family diseases,
tell the inspecting nurse where they sleep
and why married, why SINGLE show up
your bank your debts, your toothbrush, and
a record of the number of days your child
has attended school the last month. The
average men, women and children
plotted, restrained, assessed, directed, advised,
prohibited, mucted admonished damned,
threatened, examined, criticized preyed upon,
until they about ready to do as the
masses did in England 700 years ago. run
into caves and rudely chalk the outer
walls: No money; religion!'"
The administration of all these things require
money lots of it. So much in fact that taxes
my longer painless and there is increasin
demand that the number of governmental agencit
e reduced and the Government decentralize itsel
urta its activities in every possible way, and TAX
Ill reasonable means of cutting out much POI
ible of that seven cents hour" assessment.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Fool Questions

A C. s. asks: when a doctor
takes your temperature, where does
he take it? Well, as a rule he hopes
to take it down.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
That's the Way Girls, ketch EN-
Younu

(Clinton Oll.) Daily Public)
Stillman Edgar Nelson, 2, of De-
Witt, and Mobile Hadden, 81, Xenia,
Clay County, We're licensed to wed
by County Clerk Griffin Saturday.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Both Are Efficient at the Job

PA, what's pants finishcr?'" ask
ed Clarence.
Sometimes it is the plate of salad
you are trying to hold in your lap,
but more often it is a small boy"
replied his Dad
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

+, Lots of strawberries on the JEFF
ferson, Saturday. 15c per box. Cali
fornia Grocery, Phone 478. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

Russia abolished riches and it's ooh, how
hungry l am st Louis Globe-Democrat.)
She ought to have thought of that and abolished
desire and necessity to eat.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
News of the Names Club

r. b. says Iva Temper lives in
Chicago. Living in Chicago is good
excuse for having one, but we will
have to bar her from the names club
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

So far as we make the Genoa conference
failed to give any line to handle hold out
ball players Cincinnati Enuurer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

YOU CAN SUB-LET that apart
ment through Empire classified ad-
yertising-to the right person, at
the right rental
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Daily Sentence Sermon

You gotta forget yourself if you
want others ito remember you.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Can You Beat I'll

Here am ] trying to save day
hight" growled Jinks
''Well?" queried Blinks.
And my fool watch insists on los
ing an hour a day" snapped links.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

Better Pulse Always Is Encouraging
(Victory Point Cor. Hillsboro (Ohio)
GaZctte)
Miss Clara Pulse is improving
from a short ILLNESS.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
aSSsS%&:;?
VEVWVX
~ ~ ~
RAS H
Be Some Chance, Boil

With longer skirts wen have to wait
Till the wind blows,
Then only get a fleeting glimpse
OF their silk hose.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

look. But mon like the way they
look
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24
Observations of Oldest lnhabitant

] kin remember when a girl wore
veil instead OF a coat of paint to
hide her face.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-06-24

Girls do not Hks-ihe way the mon
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
FORD CAR STOLEN;
LOSS VERY SLIGHT

The theft OF the Ford auto belonging
Chief Kelly this morning, and after a
few hours that official had, with the
assistance of Deputy Sheriff Ambrose.
recovered the car and placed under
arrest Ralph Brown, who has been
working on ranch in Smith Valley
Brown took the car from in front of
the Mason Hotel in that town. where
1t had been parked, but when driving
out of the valley got stuck in bad
roads. and was forced to return to Ma
SON. No prosecution ensued. and, on
paving for the damage to the car
Brown was released
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
INTERESTING TO MAsoNs


We have been asked to announce
that there is now on the press for
distribution to Masons and members
OF Masons' families compilation of
Inspiring Legends of Masonary-and
Masonic connectnos with the CRU
sades OF the Middle Ages
The Brochure is compiled by Mon
terey Studio, Monterey. California, in
commeroration Of preparing to pro-
duce The Crusaders
The souvenir contains authentic
traditions of Missionary secured from
many sources, and is beautifully illus
'trated with seven colorful pictures by
the celebrated artist, Gustave Dorc
including a symbolical pen portrayal
of Hugh dc Payne, known to history
as the First Grand Commander OF
Knights Tenlplar!
The booklet embodies tale OF in
tense historical and heart interest and
carries potent message to all loyal
Masons.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
How to Really Save
On Cost Of p ainting

III RST, find out what good
L paint is, for that is where you
start to save on paint. We spend
more to make paint for your econ
ony as follows:
We use only the best materials
in Fuller's Specification H on &c
Paints = PIONEER WHIT E
LEAD, pure linsecd oil, zinc and
finest colors.
We super-purify the lead in
special purifier. Then we make
the lead so fine that it will pass
through a silk screen with 10000
meshes to the square inch.
The whittier" lead means clearer
toned colors. The extreme tineness
means better m king quality,
greater covering capacity, more
ease in spreading "a paint that's
always uniform and smooth.
Such paints when applied form
a beautiful elastic, tough, protcc-
tive coat that stays. They are
known as "Fuller's Specification
House Paints"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

Charles Frost was business visitor
OH Sunday.
r. II. Oakley spent Saturday in
town attending to business affairs.
Mrs. John G. Young is reported as
improving from her recent i'll spell at
St. Luke's hospital i'll San Francisco.
eoeooop
Abe Haper arrived in Yerington
from Reno last Friday afternoon.
Oh Joy. Ice cream season is here
again. Frank Lamberson started the
ball rolling.
i. l.. Yparraguirre was a business
visitor from Swectwater on Wednes-
day.
Mrs. Fred Santina was Saturday
shopper i'll Yerington.
c. Hughes, Aeck Ross. Charles
Archer and Print Levcrich motored
to Smith Valley and vicinity this
week.
Miss Neneita Boycc returned to
school in Reno last Saturday, after
spending the week with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs A. NJ. Boycc
The small baby daughter OF Mrs
Ernest Waggoner is very i'll with an
attack of influenza
The small son oil Mr.. and Mrs
Joe Borge has quite recovered from
a recent attack OF pneumonia
oNooooo
Granville Lcavitt is absent from
school owing to illness.
Miss Lucille Diekcrson is confined
to her home with an attack of in
flucnza.
Tom n Moyle, Bodie merchant.
was local visitor last week.
c. II. Marsh and l. i. Wilson
were Rcnoitcs in Nerington Tuesday.
Mrs. Kennedy has recovered from
her recent i'll spell.
.*a.*s:::.ss
Prizes at the St. Patrick's dance last
Friday evening were awarded to Mrs.
Earl Mayes and the Misses Cecilia
Carney and Lucille Dictcrson a
gentlemcns prize was to be given
but as none OF the men were as brave
as the women, no prize was awarded.
The prize consisted OF two-and- half
dollar gold pieces.
.a;a:E.sss::s
Pete Florentinc motorcd to Reno
last Friday and returned during the
fore part OF the week.
Clarence Clark arrived in Mason
last week from Fallon where he has
been employed.
William Mcdonald is paying visit
to his family here from his place Of
employment at Simon, Nevada
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
Items Of Local Interest

Pete Etcheocopar. Of the Allied
Land & Cattle Company. was visi-
tor i'll Ierington Monday.
DIR. Taylor. optometrist of Reno, will
III Ierington at the Brooks hotel on
Friday, March oath. One day only
Eyes examined. Glasses properly
fitted
Track practice at the high school
began this week The track meet at
Winncmucca will be held about the
middle OF May.
FOR SALE Registered Short Horn
bulls. Call or phone 34-l0.
J. O. Parker Wabuska, Nev. mtf
Don Jolly left this week to spend a
few days i'll Reno attending business
affairs
Walter Nagcl was among those
who were tip from Wabusla last Fri
day night to attend the dance.
James Gigolis was business visi-
tor from Nina on Sunday
Mrs. Sam kinmel. Of Smith was
shopper in Yerington last Wednes-
day.
Mrs. Hume was brought over from
Smith Valley last week to undergo "a
surgical operation.
Franklin khoeler IS again able to
attend high school. after his recent
sick spell
Leneord Beauman Louis Wilcox.
d. Peterson, ]. Hall add D. Jolly were
among those who motorcd to lering-
ton from the Great West Land Com
pany. near Wabuska. to attend the
dance last Friday evening They
pronounced it the best dance OF the
season.
Miss Mae Springer. who has been
attending high school here for the past
three years. left on Tuesdays train
for Berkeley, where she will join her
father and continue her school work.
Mrs. Mack, August Mank. Jerry
Mann motored i'll to attend the St
Patrhck's dance last Friday.
MIR. and Mrs. Robert Nesbit and
Miss Snow of Thompson were Satur-
day shoppers i'll Ierington
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Bell and small
son were attendants of the St. Pat
rick's dance Friday evening.
Joe ferrlas was in town for the
dance.
Miss Lois Smythe. high school
teacher missed half day OF school
this week owing to illness.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

Billy Elder has returned from Los
Angeles and is now employed at the
Carney ranch. %
Charles Frost, Of Wellington, spent
the fore part Of last week III Yerington
eeeee)ee
Mr.. and Mrs. Roland Gibson and
daughter were Ludwig attendants at
the ST. Patrick's dance Friday evening.
Miss Sullivan. Ludwig teacher. mo-
tored to the dance last Friday with
friends
Spring has come The scaso S
first campers arrived on Saturday and
departed Sunday
The Fraser barber shop is making
arrangements for ladies' shoe shining
parlor.
Mrs. James Bernard and baby
daughter returned last week from a
two weeks visit with friends in Car
son City.
c. J. Davenport was a local visitor
on Saturday from Carson City
K. H. Osborne. Remote, paid a
business trip to Yerington last Sat
urday.
Pedro and Augustin Aboria motored
to Ncrington last Monday from Sweet
water.
A. r. Draper, of Reno. was guest
at the Hotel Holland on Tuesday
Prohibition officer Nash yesterday
arrested Geno Ricci and f. Giurlani,
near Dayton. for making bug-housc
booze. They were held in $1,000 bail
to appear before the Federay court in
Carson.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
Where "Cheap"
Paints Fail

Don't Figure Paint Economy as
Cost per. Gallon"
Cheap paints can't compete
with good paints in economy.
Cheap" paint covers less-you
buy more gallons. 1t is harder to
spread, requires more work-so
you pay more labor cost. Your
Saving" in less cost per gallon is
very quickly eaten up.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
Granada Theatre
Program
TO-NIGHT-

TONIGHT
The Rage OF Paris showing Miss
Dupont, Americas famous blonde
beauty. a special Universal fea-
ture Also the 3rd Episode OF the
great serial "WINNERS OF THE
WEST. and Pathe News
Only one show, starting at 8 o'clock.
Prices 80 and 10 cents.
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY,
EXTRA Special Attraction Get
Rich Quick Wallingford, adapted
from the story that has attracted world
wide attention. One of the big pro-
auctions OF 1922 and Paramount
super special
You have all read of Walingford
and his get-rich quick schemes,
This stupendous production is a
Paramount Super Special and is des-
tined to be one of the big productions
OF the year 1t will be exhibited at
the Granada this coming Friday and
Saturday nights.
II is also announced by the Granada
that in the future, there will be but
one show each night, starting at
o'clock.
Only one show each night starting
at o'clock
Prices 81 and d cents.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

FOR SALE-Ownership maps of Ma
son, Smith. Antelope and Bridge
port valleys, including the East fork
OF the Walker River. Shows all
owned land from Mono lake to the
Thompson smclter
King & Malone.
6 Lyon County Bank Bldg.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

SUNDAY
WILLIAM HART in The Law
Makers and Pathe News. You all
know Bill He is always good.
Only one show starting at 8 o'clock.
Prices so and &c cents.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

The second hand store which was
formerly in one of the Barton build
ings has been removed to the former
Electric Shop, opposite the Home
rpc tai1ro,,t
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
Glory Of Civilization.

Public charities and benevolent as
sOciationS for the gratliitous relief of
every species of distress are peculiar
to Christianity, no other system OF
civil or religious policy has originated
them: they form its highest praise
and characteristic feature.-Coltop,
Baby's Cries Legai.
Judge of the city court of Buffalo
has ruled that the cries of baby
are no legal reason for ousting ten
ant Of an apartment house. The only
reason the complainant could give was
that the walls Of the infant got on
her nerves"
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22


FOR SALE-loO acres in Walker
River Reservoir District; 3C-acre
ditch, Is per cent paid; conditions
practically assure water; bitches out
to and on land. 40 acres pasture,
rest we'll drained, sandy soil; II in
alfalfa; 50 acres plowed; all cleared,
fenced and cross-fenced; four room
house, big trees; artesian well and
other improvements; Owner gone,
makes price that will sell place
this spring. $4,000, $500 down.
Address or cali at once OH Nat
Address or call at once on Nat
Hurd, Simpson, Nevada. Milf
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

IN the District Court of the Eighth
Judicial District Of the State of
Nevada, in and for the County OF
Lyon.
In the matter OF the estate of B. H.
Rcymers, deceased.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
THE Wx1KLzzES ZEK sTorE
Winchester Slip Joint Pliers

Wlnchester SIP JOINT Pliers
Smooth acting joints set i'll
position to give greatest pos
sible leverage Jaws with
sharply milled teeth grip and
hold like grim death. Tie right
sizes and patterns for motorists.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

Cheap paint starts to crack in
twelve months. Good paint re-
mains good five or more years. 1t
is really the cheap paint that is
expensive. Don't allow surfaces to
rot--it costs less to paint them. a
There is no real cost in painting
with the best paint. Depreciation
of an implanted building far ex-
cccds the cost of paint.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

Dept. %, San Francisco
Pioneer Manufacturers of Paints. Varnishes.
Enamels, Stains, and PIONEER
WHITE LEAD for ~ Years
Established lS4o
Branches in le cities in the West
Dealers Everywhere
Also makers Of Rubber-Cement Floor
Paint All-purpose Varnshes, Silkenwhte
Enamel. Fifteen-for- Floors, Washable Wall
Finish, Auto Enamel Barn and Roof Paint
Porch and Step Paint, and PIONEER
WHITE LEAD.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22

Winchester End Wrenches
Accurately millcd to fit
standard size nuts. Each
head marked with the nat size.
Have an end wrench in your
tool box to fit all the important
nuts on your car.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1922-03-22
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Notice is hereby given that under
and by virtue of All Order made and
entered by the above entitled Court on
the 18th day OF February, 1922, Anna
Reymers. the undersigned, was duly
appointed E.Necutrix of the last will
and Testament Of 3. H. Reymers, de-
ceased. All persons having claims
against said estate are hereby directed
to file the same, together with the
necessary statutory affidavit attached,
with the Clerk OF the above entitled
Court within three months from the
date OF the first publication of this
notice.
Dated, February 2Sth 1922
ANNA b. REYMERS,
Executrix Of the last Will and Tesla
ment OF B. Fl. Reymers, deceased.
CLARK J. GUILD, Attorney for
Esate.
First publication, March |, 1922.
Last publication March % O111