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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
Mcraber Of the Associated Press
HOW TO BE SWINDLE.PROOF

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days
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you know To be hones.
Don't forget that the snlesmrn who .pr.
cialize IN snidc stocks have been ira nod to
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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
CLOTHES

NIllAT some ono has called the eternal
w trians!c-thc spGcr bordered by the
topmost lines "f tho modern evening gown
continues I" expand NOR" rapidly than the
national debt. !; is. in fact. the cause Of
much Of the frightened talk abou, the ne
ccssity for dress reform. Must We prepare
for day when there will br a Clothes Con.
troller with tho authority Of another con
s,itutional amendment functionin. in
Washington:
Som" of the gowns worn at modern din.
nrr parties in the bes; society would shock
the relatively naive patrons OF old fash
ioncd burlcsnne. The stage has gone almost
but not quite. I" tho limit. The limit has
been achieved by the movies. High society
as 1h" films sec it is all shoulders, arms
and side.
Doubtless. however. We shall escare n
Clothes Controller. If VIC are to continue
Ut the present rate Of progress toward un.
dress n clothes amendment will be nnaeces-
snry. Before the new Nostend could outline
q restrictive policy there would be no clothes
left TO argue about.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
HUMANISMS
by WILLIAM ATHERToN DU Pu,

Young AMERICA sort of bubbles and h
l. democratic, irreprcssibic. and all that
sort Of thing, even when it is landmaidsn
- those who sit high up on the slope Of
Olympus.
Thers%!s the youngster who oiiciates o.
page to he Vice President Of the Cnitel
States, for instance. lie cavorted into the
sacred sanctum OF Mr.. Coolidge the other
day end unburdcned himsrr as follows:
There 10 a guy downstairs, he reported,
who says he Is from Persia. Shall open
the gates?"
Possibly he gave you q card" suggested
tho Vice President.
Whereupou tho pasteboard wa, producsd.
II read:
Maria Abdul AR Khan. Envoy Estrser.
Persia.
Mr.. Albert l.asker. chairman OF the Ship.
ping Board. is in. private life. rs they say
of the actresses, head OF one of the biggest
advertising businesses in the world.
The other day tho manager of his agency
cam" down 10 Washington and Mr.. Lsster
took him over to the White House 70 see the
PRESIDENT, a gentleman who himself has had
some direct experience in advertising. To
this specialist, who handles space contracts
that run into the m!ll!ons. It vas Editor
Harding who talked. lie took his visitor
!ngratiatingly BY, the elbow, physical con.
tact being an aid in salesmanshp, and thi,
Is what he said:
You should remember, in placing advsr.
Using In the Marion Star. that the Saturday
edition has n circulation that Is 600 greater
than on any other day"
john +. Stoddartl, the travel lecturer,
made up his mind TO journey and talk when
be was boy OF ten. which was sixty years
ago, At twenty he started doing it, and n:
Gently rounded cu, an even half.century oi
such activity. Hc 10 the daddy OF the travel
talk.
Admira! Baron Kato and Vice Admiral
kato, at the Arms Conference, were calsl
by their Japanese associates "dar Kato'
and 'sEo ksto. which meant nothing more
or less than big and litLlr Kuto.
This mana" kato is capable Of being taken
apart etymologicaly. "Ka," it develops
is japanese for prosperous, aud 10" In
dictates ''wistaria.' So Kato means pros
porous wistRriG."
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
Anewers to Yesterdays Quiz

t. DR.. Alexander Mciklntohn IL the pres.
dent Of Amherst College. II" was ,Us ,s
many years Il professor ut bro""
University. ..,
.. \ decason Is q plane figure having "'
angles and ten sides. a.,
}. The Cotter's Saturday Night" s.ss IS ~
idylic narrative poem BY t''O'''
l. "Histrionic' Cfrom h!strto, an aeIon
IL an adjective, much affected py pySa1n. S1
matte critics. In the sense o. pei,ss'I. 4.
ing to the art Of acting Historic "a
the adjective that means reatns nd
history, OF .the ordered chronicle s"~
Interpretation Of human events o.,,e
). "Our Lady OF the SHOWS" Is the po'"'
name of Canada. Il, ths
c. Calvin Coolidge, of Massachlsettss,
Vice President Of tho Un'ted sthuts ttusnts
l. There are two living former PTsiIlSYsroI PTssiansr roI
OF tho United S;tnteS---Wlllam ho"~
Taft and Woodrow Wilson. "A l.. ,hs
S. EugeM Ysaye, the famous rtolnls " LAW
conductor Of tho Cincsnnati ss"'p"'''
Orchestra. , 81, mar,
.. 4 "cenacle" is a group or CLIQUE o, orh}se, psc,
sons interested in n common ,,nn; A
or field. The derivation - I,wbled
gathering of kindred spirits n,sSssri nss.i" -
FOR Il banquet c'cena,' q dlnnef fcs,Isd
10. Raphaers "Sistine Madonna 20 soIIssior Iir
because II was painted on con't1, \, n 10
from PoI,e Sixtus, not because IT, y x
the Sistlne Chapel. ~ q We mav
fact, II Ia In the Dresden oa"''s
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

the Federation Of Labor. would mean fewer
rights for women than many Of them now
enjoy. Thus special labor laws drawn In
the interest OF women IN industry. and, in.
deed. other laws which have long existed
TO give women special advantages in some
courts. would be nullifed
II is doubtful whether many OF the clever
ladies' in the National Woman's Party
know much about tho realities of life in
mills and factories. IL they did they would
hesitate TO recommend for women the same
rights that men enjoy 1t is no wonder
that women's trade unions and Mr. Gompsrs
have declared something much like war upon
Miss Pnul's irrcconciablcs.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
What Do You Kno,r?
QUIZ

QUIZ
l. Who Is tho conductor oc the New YORK
Philharmonic Orchestra?
2. What is "anaglyptics"?
3. What Is meant by the expression 'dr'
farmer? 49,
q Who ia the new president Of Cornell: =,
g. Name the author Of Jude the Obscure.
G. What 10 the nickname OF OHIO?
I. What IL Il paralleloppcdon?
8, What 10 meant by c. or c.rA peto'e
date:
O. What Is an ode" .
20. What Is the poetic name o. Eng,and'
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Hold or. said De
Net Prize Valera Mt Limerick.
Winner and YOU will get
something YOU can he
proud Of" But s!nro h' means Let 60 Of
what you have whom hc saJa "IIo.d on
It's but battling last line ne affords
l!npin' Limerick.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
Day by day, in more or
lrss cursory fashion, we
nave noted the dis
matches frnm parIs uaA
Our Fashion
Department

ting forth that ladies' wear this ycar viii
be- shorter and longer. weaker and stronger
oosar aud tighter, DARKER and ltgbt.,
dimmer and brighter. blarkcr and wh,tcr
higher and lower, faster and slower. chrnnrr
and dcorcr. dGll"r and clearer. gurrr
and saLdcr, sNncr aud rsddcr, gooI,r mi
ba,dcr-cr-Cr- and So when Wn rccI ,oLn|
that legs ore TO be hidden behind II ln,,S
semi transparent skirt We saw throuyh /,
at once. Contrary effects for n conprorv
sex--or the mad mad urge Of tho paris
drcssmaker to keep in print.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Thor" ar" walking gentlemen enough o,
~" Ratio who would be charmed 20 so t
Antigoush and 50" n" ghost walk.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Ambassador Harvey is TO attend Prir-
cess Mary's wedding. but Americans are
unper'urbcd. There WI! be 10 speech
making.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

The First Robin now knows that the
carly bird is occasionally too early tc
catch the worm.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Princess Mary will promise TO obey her
husband. obey? Oh boy. II doesn't mean
ANYTHING.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

The Niuetccnth Amendment having been
declared constitutional, protesting ones Will
concentrate on bowniIing tho Eighteenth.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

The United States Government is work
ing on plans for sound proof walls. The
lady IN the next apartment Viii now oblige
time coming, boys, a good time coming"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

The law continues TO make strenuou.
efforts to keep n Chicago murderer alive
so that he may be hanged on Friday. There
tion OF the law has its appeal.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

4 Lakewood. y. j.. hon has m4-
latch"i ont eight chicks in tho NOW. Which
COOS 10 show thar It." Great American Hen
j. cCra asionally gam" bird,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

What good did il do 70 Limit the size
~ tho soNtG a. Mnry's wedding since though
/ bars Curstcrtnn 1t admits Shaw:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

ToIthfnl financial wizards arc discov.
sring that there is limit 10 what cuu be
taken out of a hat.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Parrot during fire in local pN, hop j.
alleged to hav" cried, ">uc"nr, Succor.. 80
Probably believed it Il fal,n alarm and was
really raIl!ug Sucker Sucker"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

The official dropping hy the Bulgarian
Government Of letter from the alDhabet,
has caused riot in Sofia II seems trl1ing
bIr ON the other hand, most of US would
resent beng robbed of our .. or our IS,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Hydrogen being IN disrcputc, dirig!ble:
hcrcefor"ard may be expected to raise
hciiunl.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

From Iowa comes the story Of n singing
mouse II !, an old story: and. curiously
enough, not a fake. The cr!ttcr has asthma.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Philadelphia Is 70 have Sesqul.C Gem
tennial It sounds like one Of Burbanks
new plants, but it is cclebration.--Jaues-
vile (Wis.) Gazette.
Goes to show how the fail may be nm
instruction to the Janp as we'll - to tho
Jahes.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Now that I.asccles has been made q
knight Of the Garter, will Mary roll her
own:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Spookland. We opine. is occupied by
gone coons and Antigonish ghosts.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

Members of tic Ways and Means Com.
n.itroc cuu't decide how 10 raise the wind
for the soldiers bonu:. but. seasoned mari.
ners rs they are on the good old Ship of
state. they automatically trim their snlcs
tax while they whistle for q breeze.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28

De Valera s"cms bent on dropping the
bone 70 catch the shadow
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-02-28
SHORT CUTS

Mr.. Snyder seems TO have swappel h.:
Carnation for Il num-
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
BEzDEKPUTS
MENONMETAL
ORSYRACUSE
Mentor Figures Salt City
Eleven Will Seek Revenge
on Penn State.

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. Oct. 25.--
Coach Hugo Bezdek, OF Penn State,
Is one person who did not take to
the University Of Pittsburgh victory
over Syracuse last Saturday, for
the Blue and White mentor figures
hat IL has made his task this week
just that much harder. Penn State
must face Syracuse at the New
York Polo Grounds on Saturday,
and Bezdek figures that the Salt
City aggregation will be out to re.
deem itself by victory over the
Nitanny Lions.
Penn State played its best foot.
ball Of the season on Saturday
against Middlebury College, but
even at that II was apparent that
rapid strides must be made this
week II the Lions are to have q
chance against Syracuse. The back.
field showed power last week. but
the team still lacks the co-ordind-
ton of movement that made the
attack of the great 1921 e.even ir.
resistible.
\ pleasing feature of last week
";3 the improvement shown by the
line. The veterans are beginning
TO hit their stride. Tiny Mcmahon
and BeZdek in particular doing
work that was outstanding. Dick
Schuster is also beginning to find
himself and the big fellow will give
a good account of himself thif
week. 1t Is expected that Captain
Bentz will be able to return to the
lineup cary this week so that ht
can play against Syracuse. In his
absence, Hamilton has been play
ing a good game at center, whil,
Flock. youngster, has looked
promising at guard.
The game this week will mari
the second appearance Of a Penn
State team on the Polo Grounds
Last year, Glenn Killinger and hii
teammates rode roughshod over th'
Georgia Tech eleven. and Incl
dentally. made a big hit with th'
New York football fans. Killinge
Is gone, but those who attend tn,
game will see Harry Wilson, one o
the best backs in the country.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
TIGER IMPACT
W|THMARYLAND
TEST Of ATTACK
However, Princeton Still Needs
Grooming Before Facing
chicago's Eleven.

PRINCETON. n. J.. Oct. 25.--
The Maryland game brought cut .
much.improved Princeton attack
but there are stiH featplnH TO ~
polished off before th' ciash NYith
Alonzo Stages CT n"eo griiSors
Saturday. Today -!!, src abouk the
toughest practire s"ssao'ns 81 the
season 50 D. Va Jar-'ote$ 'S
Dinsmory vho WAS %ash Rop.
er's late, grlyo ton for ,he quarter.
back rns,uon, did N I've up to
I"s. aannIng 40 and poorer
mo-r'"ot iE;1Ecestain Of his pre-
'' '' 20 ,s,Srs -Einsmuee should have have
.ts nhLcs If play when the
Tigers orc within the lo-yaro
sFyis loor showing OF Dinsmore,
X D.. vas Bill Roper's last oet. ooes
nv make the quarter sltuatloh &c
I'D as il appears. To counterac'
the new incumbent's performance
there Is encouragerpent in e
brilliant work done by Johnny oor
man and Pee" Euwer. Euwe,
fla shed some brilliant running anu anu
raced over the Maryland goai hne
for one OF Princeton's four 'ou'"'
downs. t,,. r,ore
German seemed to give "o,v .,,
confidence to the team thah any
~ the other field generals ahu
in addition to some pretty opei,
field work made no nia,,.
mistakes In his selection ol ,panl,
Euwer substituted 'as hai 60
Saturday, but at the presehi ' -,
n looks as though either ne ~,
German will start caihns a.
against Chicago. 1t Is not 50 III
probable that both OF tnese ~
will start in the big game II 'he
Windy City Saturday.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
FR0NT|ERDAY
Of WYOMING IS
GOTHAM BOUND
Tex Austin Moving Eastward
With Cowboys, Ropes.
and Broncos.
by DAVIS J. WALSH.

NEW YORK. Oct. % Although
Manhattan ceased to be a frontier
long since for anything beyond good
Intentions and bad liquor. Tex Az
tin. Western promoter with a tlvo.
gallon hat and an expansive "rlile
Is bringing Cheyenne's o. nous
frontier day 10 Madison SquRrZ
Garden and reclares the All tAa
good ones West of the NissisZft
are conn ~ on for the at.>Lir. ITipp,,
begin, acc riding to TeE & billy VIII
November 4. and crntipue Isg, on
days thereafter WITH the for ter
tors, shooting at n yorI5<comp"''. (.
pionship and $25, 900 IN 1hs "hAn.
Austin had a GLIB dist E"s7 ;. IS:
his disposal when ash "I h"'T's "t
details. Among -othcrle'. today Tor
ed Howard Tegten. ne tntion-
Wyoming. winner 0ht SAL Creek,
riding contest al Cd the Bronco
tom. Oegun. and E)"yenne. Pehdle-
Yakir a Canutt, Bozenan, Mont;
We Tin bea. Of La Crosse,
Eo'y wo,th cSlst all the riders at
a., CIV Kay colorado Springs, Gar
I'm HAs.,,A.. and Weiser, Idaho:
.t.e, W Hga, Of Pendleton. Ore.
t,, a,d Estler, who won at Pendle.
Mss,Sy sl paso: Fred Beeson. Jim
~, ~ Ben johnson, Billy King.
snxsnd n dozen others.
,rs fie OF the cowboy champions
a. already on the ground, Austin
i,Tlared. and the rest Of them are
,tavInR Cheyenne at noon, today by
special train. Unlike some champ
ions In other sports. they do 40 at
their own expense, their only re-
ward being whatever glory may be
theire and fling at the cash prizes,
tn Viargest Of which. $500, will 20
to the winner Of the grand finals
for the Bronc riding championship
Of the world" The quotes are Aus
tins own
Other events on the program in
clude steer wrestling. scalf riding,
fancy roping, trick and fancy rid.
ing, COW girl bronc riding, steer rid.
ing, wild COW milking and a wild
horse race.
All of which sounds very interest.
ing. The news reels have supplied
the pallid East with flashes OF
frontier days, various and sundry.
from time to time, but first hand
impressions have been denied us!
1t Is Austin's hope and>lntentlon 10
overcome this deficit.
At the same time he does not care
anything about jncurring Cne NJ
MS own and hopes that New York
viii rise to the occasion. financially
II New York does, he
vii, be hack next year with another
rodeo, which, Of course, Will he big
ror and better than ever. II not,
NJ Austin viii leave the East to Its
own sillv. devices.
An added feature Of the program
IL the COW girl hronc riding event;
In THIS have been entered Mabel
81 81 Wr,cr,and OF Fort Worth, Texas,
nho won the trophy for girls at
CbeyenSs: Che Fc1 Hestin.. ~ oIrdle;
ton, tmeso Ore. Bonnie McCarroll, Of
pa'. % .e Idaho, and Lorena Tricky, OF
Cheyenne.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
OLD ORIOLES RECEIVE
FEATURE IN BALTIMORE

BALTIMORE, Oct. 25.-Recollec-
tions of the famous old Oriole base
ball team were indulged in yesterday
by some of the older fans of the city
when John McGraw and Hughey Jen-
nings returned to the scene Of their
early triumphs.
The magnet was the parade fea-
turing Baltimore week. The once
famous third baseman and shortstop,
now gray-haired veterans of the
sport and part owner and coach, re-
spectively. of the world champion
Giants, were given rousing reCep-
ton when they took their places at
the home plate" at a joint luncheon
of the real estate board and Rotary
and Lions clubs at the Hotel Rem
merit.
Other members of the Baltimore
team that won pennants in '94, 20
and '96 on hand were Ned Hanlon,
wilbert Robinson. now manager Of
the Dodgers; Joe Kelly, scout for one
of the big league teams; Steve
Brodie. John J. Mcmahon and Will
liam Clarke.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
THIS Referee RULES
CORRECT IN A CRISIS

SPRINGFIELD. Mass, Oct. rs
The play which occurred in the first
reriod Of the Columbia. New York
University football game SATURDAY
in New York ruled a touchdown by
referee William n. Morice at the
time and today changed to a safety,
giving Columbia the victory, had
counterpart in the Springfield
stevens game here Saturday, al
though the correct decision was
made at the time, the safety con-
atituting the only points made by
the engineers.
In the first period Laverie.
stevens center. blocked q Rick made
hv Captain Civiletto, Of the Spring.
field team. on Springfield's 15.yard
line. The ball bounded over the
Snringfield goal line and out Of
bounds. Einbeck. Stevens tackle,
fell on the ball after n scramble for
the leather with Captain Civiletto.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
CENTRAL WINS {
CLOSE CONTEST
OFF BUSINESS
stenographers, However, Hold
Mt. Pleasant School Through
First Hall.

Central High School barely nosed
out to o victory over Business In
one of the closest contested games
Of the scholastic season.
Two thousand Business High
School followers arouse and Justify
booed the Central High School
squad as it dragged off the field
today at the conclusion Of the first
half of the Central-Business foot.
ball contest Which ended In a score.
less tie.
The stadium was about three
quarters full OF Central followers,
who expected to see their team walk
all over the stSnographers. Busi
ness cohorts were half.hearted -
til the test came and Business pr "a. p
more than matt" in the fir I
for the potentE aampior1
The end plc 0f Bro Nn..E and
Simpson repf sto,s. lhrew ne Cen.
trail team f. fpsS.s, wat II PuM
ness litero' ahowe3 ~ 1.ISsiSssS,
the Cent?, l.Anter, 81 >. - 80,
conunu'T, con M a., HL9S@shoot; ~. @ . first hal
one o. m",s WI ~ ~ wsnt f.vty.fiye e
80 ahptirst period Central
~ "" 10, Tall TO the business s.
20 aaa,/ only g. be rer !sed. In
,onI ,Lond per Cd Central again
go ne bail ?, the 5-yard line. to
ma stone wall defense.
,,,,.,rthriEh Johnston and worley
I'D do thing against the Busi.
sIess tee ~. which apparently had
Tcome rom nowhere to be a very
potent factor In the high school
series
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
COLUMBIA WINS GAME IT
THOUGHT IT HAD LOST

NEW YORK, Oct. 25;-insteao oi
losing. to 6, to New YORK onivsrs.y s suo,
Columbia today awoke to find ina.
Referee William N. Morice had
cba nqed n decision, and that Column
bia had won. 8 to 2. MSrise SrS .,!o1s' TOOK
away the touchdown ne haa a,1ow'
ed New York University when Tao.
kIe Berkow.tz blocked a punt near
the goal line and Halfback Toorock
recovered it behind the line. He
has ruled 1t a safety, counting TWO
Here Is the rule which Referee
Morice mis- Interpreted saturday: "A
blocked kick, which after being u;
blocked. crossed the kickers goal
It. .nd into the stand or among
the spectators. shall sount as a
safety" <s
in a similar dispute In It's game wlth
Brown and In that instance Coium'
bia also benefited by a belated re-
yersal OF the referees decision
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
DRINK HAZARD
Still EX|STS.|N
. AMERICAN GOLF
Sandy Herd. After Three
Months Tour Of Links, Com
ments on 18th Hole.

LONDON, Oct. 24.-"The nine
teenth hole" still exists on all Ameri'
can golf courses. prohibition is
farce, and you can always get q
drink from behind the lockers In the
dressing rooms, Sandy Herd, the
ex-champion golfer, said today, dis
Cussing his three months golf tour
In America with a British team.
"The Americans are far more
open handed than the English, and
their golf clubs are palatial." Herd
continued 1--WE had a royal time.
Our greatest difficulty in America
was the series of tremendous jour
neys by train which we made
through the night from one golf
course to the next.
These were sometimes 1000
miles at a stretch, as from Chicago
to New York. No wonder when we
arrived. sleepy-eyed, We could Lot
always give our best. AS a matter
Of fact, however, we won more
matches than we lost.
"The American golfers are very
young lot, and seem to play their
best golf when In the early twenties.
THE American caddy Is useless.
He takes no interest in the game.
He never cleans your golf ball or
your clubs, and the latter have to
be dealt with, on a cleaning machine
I'm the professionals room. They
find II a great effort even to help
look for q lost ball"
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
Sell Bust OF Rockne
To Boost Notre
Dame Fund

SOUTH BEND, Ind, Oct. 25.
AS a part Of the University
Of Notre Danes campaign to
obtain 100000 for It's en-
dowment fund, a bust of Knute
X. Rockne, athletic director Of
the university, will be auc-
toned to the highest bidder at
the Notre Dame homecoming,
November 4.
The bust is the work Of. Lo-
RADIO Taft, Chicago sculptor.
Three hundred selected stu
dents will take part in the
drive for South Bends quota
of 100000 next week. Prizes
of football trips to West Point,
Pittsburg, and Nebraska games
will be given.
The Washington times., 1922-10-25
PREMIER HAS INSTRUCTED
CHERRY VALLEY CLUB PRO

NEW YORK, Oct. 25.-Members
Of the Cherry Valley Country Club,
Garden City, Long Island, claim
they have the distinction of pos
sessing the only golf professional
who was taught the game by
British premier. He il Jimmy
Law, a nephew of Andrew Bonar
Law. the new premier Of Great
Britain. Jimmy declares he would
never have thought Of taking up
the game II Uncle Andy had not
insisted upon giving him his first
lessons,