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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

When a man burns with ambition
Ii sometimes takes the whole world
TO put him out.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

A writer says nine-tenths OF the
people know how To drive car.
Evidently he hasn't studied the police
court records.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

An effective pneumonia preventive
has been perfected. No vanity bag
should be without il.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

When il comes 10 stepping into IA
fortune no man objects TO putting his
foot into il.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

How poor Eve ever managed To
dress without a mirror only Satan
knows.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

1t is TO be hoped that Russia has
not abolished the Cheka for purposes
of publication alone.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

Talk is cheap, but il is a wise
man just the same who is economical
in the use of il.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

No wonder a hen gets discouraged.
She can never find things where she
lays them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

Bodied hair is one of those follies
that grows less obvious as time
passes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

II ignorance is really bliss, then
why are so many of US unhappy?
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

AS a rule those go up in life best
who have been brought up best.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

Success is getting what you want
happiness Is wanting what you get 1
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1922-03-17

The trouble with the wObbly foreign
exchange is not enough loose change.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23

viii vote on ne Grand list OF said
district to deiray the expenses of its
schools and decrease the present
debt Of said district and to determine
the time when such tax shall be col
leoted and paid to its treasurer,
4. To see if the district will vote
to collect It's taxes under the provis.
ions of Chapter 20 of the Vermont
statutes and amendments thereof
8. To elect clerk, treasurer, u
collector OF taxes, one or more audi.
tors OF said district and to hll all
vacancies in the Board of Trustees
OF said district caused by expiration
of term OF office. resignation, death,
removal from district or otherwise.
.. To see what sum, II any the
district win vote to pay It's trustees
for their services Tor the ensuing
yea.
Z, To transact any other business
found necessary when met.
Merritt -. Morgan, Clerk.
Dated Bennington, VT. June ~, 1922.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
WARNING

Tho legal voters of the Bennington
Graded school District are hereby
notified and warned to meet at High
School hall in said district in the vii
'lage of Bennington on Friday June
30, 1922, at o'clock in the evening
to transact the following business
/. To choose a moderator for the
ensuing year
2. To hear the report OF the Trus-
tees aud other officers of the district
and take action thereon.
3. To see what tax said district
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
w. II. GREENE

tot Union ST.. next to Parkcr'c
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
GIRLS! LEMON JUICE
BLEACHES FRECKLES

Squeeze the juice Of two lemons in
to bottle containing three ounces
OF Orchard White, which any drug
store will supply for a few cents,
shake well, and you laye quarter
pint Of the best freckc and tan
bleach, and complexion whitener.
Massage this swcetly fragrant lem.
on lotion into the face, neck, arms
and hands each day and see how
freclyles and blemishes bleach out
and Row clear, soft and rosy.white
the skin becomes. Advertisement.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23

when prices are already low means saving of many
dollars for you.
NSow is your chance to furnish your porch with
good dependable furniture at the lowest possible cost
You can escape the crowds by coming in as early as YOU
can Of course our usual extended credit offers can
be applied on the purchase of any items included in
this sale.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
No Mystery.

GLOW do we hear2" asked n sclen-
list. That is easily told. Somebody
tells friend and tells her not to tell,
and the friend of the teller tells
friend of ours and she tells us. And
so we hear.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
FOLEY cArHARTIc TABLETS

Sold Everywhere. Advertisement
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
C. w. WRIGHT. M. d.

EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT.
GLASSES PROPERLY FITTED
Oculist ana Aurlst 10 North Adams
hospital. Formerly in charge of eye
ear, nose and throat services at Post
Hospital, Eastern Department Head
Quarters.
Tel. 372-M. Dowlln Block, No. Adams.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23

Forty Kinds Of 6uoys Used.
There are forty different types of
buoys used at sea, each Of which has
O meaning Of It's own,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23

Birds, in the construction of their
nests, almost without exception, avoid
brlght.colored materials, which might
possibly lead to the discovery of their
place of abode by an enemy.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23

AS il has always been our policy to extend values
in both purchase price and quality, you rest assur
ed that this Offering is out Of the ordinary Everything
for the summer home is included-pOrch shades, ham
Knocks, couch hammocks, porch rockers, reigerators
screen doors, window screens, etc. Offering such
large stock of high grade furniture at these reductions
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-06-23
June, The month of Brides, Pic,
MICS, Vacations and Roses.

Use your Kodak We do your dc.
veloplng and pr'stng, "a hour sorv.
ice and satisfaction. Make me prove It..
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30
DINNER STORIES

,r.. Kbarver was an extremely
careful mother and had repeatedly
cautioned her seven-year-old daugh-
ter against handling any object that
might contain germs One DAY the
little girl came to her, saying:
"Mother. shall never play with
INV nrnpv any more because he has
germs on him.
ooh. no." replied the mother.
.sTbere are no germs on your pup
py.''
Eyes there are.'' insisted the child
at saw one hop
Unison had barely taken off his
coat when his mother-in-law, pale
of face. rushed up to him and grab
bed his arm
ooh Arthur she gasped, "that
great. heavy grandfather clock in the
hall has just crashed down on the
trot where I was standing only a min
ute ago.
Unison did not seem to be greatly
'agitated at the news and only NUT
tered:
.H'm, I always said that clock
was sIow,''
For years we have been searching
high and low for that hero OF the
movies who appears alwoys at the
right moment and hoists the villain
The other day we found him selling
collars at a shirt place.
We wanted to meet the villain face
to face-that black scoundrel OF the
plains, sinful, profane, death-defyang-
| We found him the other day, too, car
| rying out dead dishes in a restaurant
And the lovely girl, the creature OF
emotions and eyeiashes, the dream or
| our summers, who is always sitting
| easily in a magnificent couch chair,
| taking tea from an obsequious butler
We found her. too. She was selling
tickets through the window as we
came out from the show.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30
Billy Whiskers
By Francis Trego Montgomery

AS the rabbit ran in sight, Stubby,
with a deep, baying bark. started in
pursuit, calling for the other dogs to
follow First went the hound, parking
as loudly as he could. with the other
dogs in hot pursuit. But they hao ao-
solutely no chance, for they, IKE
stubby. were too short-1egged ana
soon fell back and eventually gave
nm the hunt. Stubby did not want
to give up 50 soon. so he ran on anu
on after the slim, long-1egged houno'
until his tongue hung out from eA-
haustion. But still the hound was
Yards ahead. dod ging in and out of
the long grass, jumping dltches'
Squeezing under barb ed-wire fences
and speeding across lots, with ms
eyes on the white spot on the rappfIs
tail And what was more ne was
gaining slowly but surely on the rao-
bit and he knew he would eaten UP
with him and bring dinner back
to his new-found friend. Stuboy was
about to give up the chase, as he
could no longer see the hound and
was only able to tell where he was by
his bark, when right from under his
nose a young rabbit jumped up. Stub
by made one bound and caught MIN
by the back of the neck Then he
laughed to himself to think how cas-
ily he had caught him and how sur
nrised the hound would be when ne
came back and saw him quietly iy1ns
down. with a nice young rabbit be-
side him. And young rabbits are
considered as much nicer to eat tnan
old Rabbits as young chickens are
nicer than old hens
Soon the old hound came back with
the old rabbit in his mouth When
he got up to Stubby he laid the rabbit
at his feet and said:
.sThere, my young friend! See what
if is to be a hunter! When go Tor a
rabbit, bring one back knew you
could not catch one. with your snort
legs. but I wanted you to see the fun
T am sorry this one Is so old, as the
vouns ones are much more tender
and sweeter than the old ones, but
thew are scarcer and harder to get
than these old fellows. Come, set TO
and help yourself, for you must be
hungry"
.~nhank you. but as you say you
prefer the young ones to the old,
won't you have a piece of my young
rabbit just caught? ?"
"You caught a. young toneE- And
for the first time the old hound saw
the rabbit living beside him. half hid
den in the grass. He was so disgust
ed with himself for blowing SO much
that he would not taste a n1orsel and
made Stubby eat Il ALL and he only
| took a taste or two of the one,he mad
| caught, as his chagrtn had taken
away his Appetite
CTomorrow Stubbye starts s5H again
1 in the airp1ane.)
(CopyTight 1g3zy To.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30

THE M9 eHvE

BY NORMAN e. BROWN
ON HIS WAY UP
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30

Herman starred as a bacfstop with
the Syracuse University team oeIoFe
entering Yale. He has Played nTse
base also. but is more fitted for the
receiving Job. He Is a good hitter as
well as a uheady catcher, according to
reports
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30

Herman has just signed a contract
with the Reading International league
+ean, hut his friends believe that the
big 1eage clubs will be bidding for him
later in the season.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30

Under Chief Bender, Herman ought
to pick up some valuable experience
in handling pitchers. The veteran
Athletic hur1er has shown that he
can break youngsters in
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer. (Bridgeport, Conn.) 1918-1924, 1922-06-30

Is Jim Herman. Yale catcher
That's the tip from college circles
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
HELEN, HUNTERS HUSBAND
by Jane PiIelps

pressed a glggle. "Oh, you were too
funny"
Was II" indignation now In his
voice. Funny. was he7
Yes. oh, 30 funny!" She laughed
outright this time. AT first you
didn't want to; then you wanted To
n little. then you did And Il scared
you" She went off in peal after
peal Of laughter. while Jack. angry.
refused to speak again.
In the morning she brought out n
little blank book.
I'm going to put down every sin
Gle policy YOU write, and the COM
missions you receive In this little
book. Then you just fib TO me and
nee what will happen"
Helen did not say this. neither did
she say other disagreeable-s ounding
things In "A disagreeable manner.
Now she was smiling. her voice al
most laughing, but Jack knew she
meant it--every word.
you'd better keep an account of
your expenses and your house mon
ey. 1t would bo more to the point!
j can keep my own books" Jack an
yrily retortcd The sight of that
little book had reused his indigna.
tion.
~ but S'u h''p tntHt W tlt
office, where | don't get n look in!
l should think you'd be proud OF
my business ability. instead OF get
Ting mad because ! intend to keep
books"
"Yes. your business sense is very
great. l should be proud"
Going to give me some money!"
"No--I haven't II to give"
Then get IT." Helen was now
becoming angry. II told you Mrs.
Langdon had to be paid. IL you
don't get II for me. I'll borrow it,"
| We've so many rich friends who
are anxious to lend money" sarcas-
ticallv.
Perhaps you haven't many ficnds
but haVc!" she took on a wheed-
ling tone. ASK Howard Dunn to
tend II to you. He will u you ask
him. lie did once"
"Yes, and l vowed never to ask
him again"
"You vowed to love and cherish
me and make me happy. Which
vow would you rather keep"
'Damn!" what n fool he was ia
think he could make her afraid OF
displeasing him.
That's right Get excited, gel
mad. then perhaps you'd get me
some money II you used little OF
the vim and ginger you use on me
on your business, you'd be better
Off" She laughed and az he went
out the door called after him:
Bring some money or take the
ronsequenCesl"
tTo be contlnued)
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
CHAPTER XIII.
Helen Shows Jack Her Account
npuk

"Weu. lack Hunter, Ii ,boupht
vou ware 90 tirod, Vyby couId,,,
xou sit with nm instead of uoning I'm
here?" Helen had spoken from the
threshold. SURPRISED to see him read
ing.
I" I don't like Barnes."
"The ideal lie In charming! IIe
tried very hard to get you tonight.
should think you would be
ashamed of yourself, | suppose you
are cross because went to dinner
wlth him instead OF eating alone
while you wero out having good
time. You may as well understand.
Jack Hunter" she warmed to her
subject. that whenever You stay out
I shall always go out, and / shan't
go aione!
II don't think II is decent for n
married woman TO spend tho cptire
evening with n bachelor, and"
II don't think 1t proper for n
married man to leave his wife alone
an entire evening while ne Is hay-
Ing n good time"
well. don't let's quarrel" Jack
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

Nothin' stops girl any more but
oein' out o paint. Lafe Buds un-
Gle, who never made a dollar in his
lie, viii address our business mon
tnight on Application, tn Steppin'
Stone { Success"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
FROLIC IN PICTURES AND PAP AGRAPHS
lust Folks
OUT OF DOORS


When find that | am getting
All wrought up with constant fretting
And the petty troubles crate me,
When the trifes irritate me,
Then turn from hardwood floors
To the green grass out of doors.
Then quit the noisy city
With its constant cry Of pity,
And the battering of hammer,
Grind of wheel and ceaseless clamog,
For the hillside and the trees
And the clover and the bees.
Out Of doors take my troubles
Where the kids are blowing bubbles,
And the birds above me chatter,
And ] say: Now what's the matter?
Open wide your pack of care
And let's see Just what Is there.
"You are sick and tired of duty
In n world of so much beauty!
Here are blooms of Gods own making
For your pleasure and your taking,
Here are sunshine and the breeze
And the glory of the trees.
Can you pass by these in blindess
Seeing only mans unkindness?
Is your life so grim and sordid
That your soul is not rewarded
For the burdens it must bear
BY such splendor everywhere"
Oh, the times when grow fretful
And of Gods great love forgetful,
When I'm cross and glum and hateful
And embittered and ungrateful,
/ go out of doors and stay
Till my doubts are blown away.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
The Park Ave. News.
Weather. All rite.

spoarts. The Invlsibles played the
Park Wonders last Satidday. and the
Park Wonders kepp on making runs
and the lnvisibles kepp on not. and
wen the score was 22 to 4 favor the
Park Wonders. skinny Martin the
crate left handed Invisible pitcher
and Puds Simklns the crate Invisi-
BILE catcher started to stop the
game so meny times TO have CONSUL
tations with each other that the
Park Wonders wouldent play eny
more and went home saying they
won ana the lnvisibles went home
saying II was iye on account Of
the Park Wonders stopping.
Sissiety. Miss Mary Watkins has
had her hair bobbed. Miss Maud
Jonsin has had hers bobbed and
] Miss Loette Mincer Is asking adyies
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

parts OF hydrogen and one part of
oxygen form water, why isn't water
inflammable?
Second student-Because IFS wet.
Science and Invention.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

A patent has been granted resi-
dent of Washington, D. c., for a
metallic filler for cracks and scor-
lngs in the walls OF cylinders so
that they do not need reboring.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
on the subjeck.

on tne hunJeCk.
pome by Skinny Martin
Herray Jest the Same
Hcrray! Uerray!
Tho prizzner Is set freel
Wat was he arrested for?
Sertch me.
Bisniss and Financial Last Theirs
day Sid Hunt payod back Benny
Potts that cents no owed him so
long, sepri2ing everybody. espesh-
lily Benny Potts.
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People. Sam Crosses baby sister
Udeen has n tooth out at last. Sam
saying IL changes her n lot
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
ss
se
Bv Bud Fisher
By Billy De Beck

In New Zealand OF flour made
from the lean meat of sheep and
cattle, treated by process that re-
moves all but less than eight per
cent of water.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
fore the bobbed heads OF New
York"

A library of moderate size can
be carried in a mans pocket by the
invention OF method for photo
graphically reducing typewriter
| matter and reading It through a
magnifying glass.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
Breakfast Table Wit

haste and repenting at leisure"
''Is IT."
"Of course. A man never ha
any leisure after he Is married..
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
Last Word in Consideration.

rs your husband good to you?'
asked the friend.
He treats me with as much con.
| sideration as he does his new car
proudly replied the wife.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

Brazil, one OF the worlds richest
countries In building timber. has
varities which form structures more
than a century old, while others
Withstand action OF water SO years
ar more.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

Can't BE Done.
That's all rot about marrying In
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
The Pitcher and the Well.

"Did you participate in many en-
gagements while in France?" asked
the interested old lady.
"only five" replied the ex-A. e
Fer with becoming modesty.
"And you came through them all
unhurt?"
Not exactly" he returned sadly
"I married the fifth"
Can't BE Done.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27
Glory.

Tragedian (grandly): 1T have
played before the crowned heads
OF Europe"
SaXophonist: "Poof! I play be-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

In Dry u. s. A.
First student - Teacher. II two
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-05-27

The manufacture has been begun
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-10-08
NOrval & Dial

7iS South Boston Usage 6i40 Tulsa, Okla.
Iuas First Closed show Better Business Congress
October t5 to ~
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-10-08

yides. Wv
The next step that will be taken
perhaps after the first year. viii be
to provide more ADEQUATE edura. 4.
tional facilities for the children
Just before the coming OF the rail.
road' ana before any one had
dreamed OF the big timber Industry.
this little school district. known on
The records as the Wlckuffe dlstritt
or No. 81, voted the limit OF it,
strength for a school building. the
amount being si00. The coming
OF the new town makes this district
one OF the wcalthiest OF Delaware
county Another year viii see NOR.
adequate school buildings to take
the place OF the one-room building
which has Just been completed.
Some question has arisen a. 10
the permanency OF the town and
the railroad. Every indication poipts
70 the permanency OF the new in
dnstry. After the timbers Is taken
on. the land Is then ready TO be put
IN fruits, which grow here with
wonderful success. IL Is likely that
the timber value Of the. land is in
significant compared with the fruit
value. The future OF the town and
the extension OF the roalroad de-
pend apon the character OF the cit
lcznship In large measure. and the
people OF this favored section have
the power TO keep the work going.
or take the backward step. as they
choose.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-10-08

for oil or gas and tho results are
his "A abaolutrly
business Equipment.
In addition 20 the usual business
equipment and its two railroads,
Foraker has municipality owned
WatCr system. "a graded and high
school system that IN one Of the sew
cral accredited schools ~ the state
This school f. housed and has
campus commensurate with It's high
STANDING II Bis u union district GOV.
Utiur 50 square miles. There are
Two grain elevators IL has the lurg-
est mileage OF cement sidewalks Of
any town ~ Ike population iu the
state There are four churches. ~
strong Masonic organization which
has bought lots and viii soon erect
their own lodge home and "a large
room for the Eastern star There
are also Odd Fellows and oihcr ira
tcrnnl ORGANIZATIONS.
Low Prices for Lands aud Lots
From So inception. Foraker has
been controlled 10y mon Who pre-.
fcrred suudity To speculation. II paid
OF its school bonds before " would
consent to q bond issro for wntcr
works Those wAtor works bonds are
its only bonded Indebtedness aud the
taxes are remarkably low. u is this
conservatism that makes Fornkcr n
Eo0d place iu which to locate for q
homo.
The town site of Foraker is the
pick OF the finest land for town pur-
poses iu tho country. when you
build home there is no heavy ,N-
pcnsc for preparing the lot-.-thc
land is level Just rolling enough for
good drainage It's climate is de-
liEhtful with an altitude OF 27i foct
the highest point iu the county
assuring cool hrcc1o for the SUM
mcr months
Many OF tho restrictions on tho
Indian lands were removed hy the
new law and regulations OF 1921
and much land ~ coming on tho
market by virtue OF these changes
and the removal Of "incumpctcnCy "
Good lands can still hp obtained In
the vicinity of Foraker for Sl2 go
$40 per acre, ana the development
of the several oil fields makes n sure
market for the farmers produce uf
! every sort.
Postofficc Receipts Increase.
Tho postoffico receipts Of Furalt.
/ or have increased 60 per cent in
| the past year, 20 that the postofflcc
is now n presidential appointment.
Foraker people are fine folks:
/ they have fine town oud country.
| They mako the stranger welcome.
/ n you are looking FOR a home town.
! "a farm FOR agriculture or stock
| raising, " you want to try the oil
| or gas game, " YOU want to start I'm
| business or an industry In n 1.-Two and
growing community. Foraker offers
/ advantages that cannot be cxccllcd
! II IL town with n splendid record
! for past achievements and has fu.
| ture OF assured prosperity. Foraker
Is clean materially and morally.