The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-23
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TULSA 4e SCOUT
Pubhshe1 Wcctly % Gses6 he Tnlo Councj
BOY SCOUTS OF AMIPICA
The Nightly Jdmb0ree

CAMP EtCIIEE, July H. Osh-
Tors, soAks ana scouts. owing o. the
oditor-in chief being on Is. J.. duty
the remaining momhcrH OF tho staff
wish 10 make an apology and nu cN-
CuFe tor having such q great nightly
paper ana no wishes the camp would
walk up and pat him on the back.
Again We snatch az This straw uf ~
chance 10 MAX" an apology ana we
Will now rut down To- spine OF the
back -bouialcolum and tell the camp
n few things that wo don't know,
you know YOU don't know ana Gn-
body else don't know.
For sale.
y COW giving two gallons milk.
also q rriudstouo. house ana lot
ana a thr'shiuE machine. SEQ Lone
Boy for particulars.
shelby Mari Go Mr. Snvagcj $50
you know tho difference between
mad dog tails and oraugcs2"
savage tnbscnt miudodly)' NO"
shelby; We'll ] would hate to
send you after oranges"
Mr. Cratt' "lf you wore lost iu tho
woods without u compass how would
you find your v3y''
Mr. Meyer; "With my watch. of
course"
Mr. CRATE "Whnt n you didn't
have your WatDh2'
MIR Meyer. "Id go down town and
buy me one"
tondcrfoot was given permission
TO order chickens for tho SUNDAY
dinner ana In order not to forget tn
do 90, he kept repeating Grocer
chickens, grorcr-ohichcus."
The words confused him and when
he got to the telephone, he asked. .
nave you any nice ErocorsH"
why y-or-whv yes" replied tho ms.
tonishod voice at tho other end Of .
the wire,
"Woll send me two-drcsscd." no |
Dressed" ho said more aston |
ishcd than ever "Why no." an |
sWored the tcndcrfoot. - believe |
you may scud undrcssod when pn .
comes he can wiring their ncckH aud +.
the cook can dress them"
Would you Ike FOR me TO sing "a .
Little Gray Homo In tho West p" In
quirod the singer
III you do you arc liable to havc
n little green Eravc In tho east" re-
turned the voice In the rear ~ the
hall
Mr.. craft 10 Mr.. Malone. "whv do
you laugh nt frovldcnco's bum jokes
TORI"
Mr. Malone: "Why | have To- I'm
self defence. cause II you don't laugh
at him the tirgt time. the Wop starts
In and explains II all over again"
Mark Antouy's Grafton on tho
death OF Caesar; Friends, Romnuai I
Lend me your ears. IN
return them next Saturday | como
to bury Caesar because hls folks
were too poor To hire an undertaken.
The evil mon do hclp their doscen-
lants and the good is oven n bigger
llar than Mrs. Tlldcn. Caesar was a
friend to me, he signed petition for
4 postoffice and loaned me a five
spot when ! was In "A pinch You all
remember this cloak. Il was on "A
rystlng day that he received u. II
Nas then that lirutus said he
Nha ambitious. | would have shot !
llm then only my monthly shipment
" Romingtuu shotgun shells had
not been received, due 10 the rail.
'oadi strike. You all do rcmsuhcr
his crown, thrice did Caesar refuse
L because II did not III him" This
$ the original speech made by Mark
Nntony; the others have been
hanged by historians to mako it
iound more pathetic.
This is the account OF dream as
old 10y the dreamer AS Satan and ,
he Eagle Scout walked along old
satan explained; You see that blaze /
'rer there That's those first-class
Eagle Scout; say what's the
over there"
satan: on that's tendcrfcot,
hcy'rc too greon to burn so were /
lsing them for a smudgc to XIII mos.
luitnes.'
so YOU refuse your god license ?"
aid the agent severely.
Yes sir" said John I.affoon,
his short.clippod hair.
Scout: II want 20 see MIR. Meyer"
shelby Mari totilccr of the duy):
MI. Meyer is engaged"
Scout; We'll I don't want to mar
y, I've got Ia talk to him.
Pop Bang It's all over with.