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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
FOUR KILLED AT CROSSING
Green Bay g. Western Train Runs
Down Party at Gutenberg,
Wis.-Brldegroom Dies.

Gutenberg, Wis. Sept 9.-Four
persons were killed instantly, another
died in Green Bay hospital, and
three others are seriously injured as
a result Of the failure Of eight persons
to heed an oncomlng train at the
Green Bay & Western crossing here.
The dead Mr. and Mrs, Frank Ourad-
nick and daughter, Adellne, LuXem-
burg. killed instantly; Marion Lesnos-
ka of Cedar Crees Mich, killed in
stantly. Mr.. Lesnoska and his wife
were on their honeymoon from Cedar
Fans. Mich, and were visiting in
Luxembourg. His wife escaped with a
few injuries
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

phdlS .Es-------.---~- oVNAbV iopuVu AVoo
Baine's plurality, 1896.
incomplete returns.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
DE VALERA STILL AT LARGE
Leader of Irish Rebels Not in Gus
tody of the Free State
Authorities.

Dublin Sept 0-Eamonn De Valera
IS not In the custody Of the provision
nj government. He Is alive and has
neither been arrested nor taken pris-
oner in the military operations,
ErsNne Childcrs may possibly be a
prisoner at Cork or Kerry, but owing
TO failure Of communications through.
cut the country the government has
no information
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
ALLEGED WRECKERS LOSE
Men Under Arrest Fail to Get Habeas
Corpus Writs in Michigan
Central Case.

Gary Ind Sept efforts on the
part Of Paul CHASER, attorney for the
alleged wrcckers Of the Michigan Cen
trail train, to seek their release through
wrils Of hahoas corpus, were frustrated
when Judge Charles Il. GreenwaId, sit
ting in the Superior court here. sus.
tanned the motion of Prosecutor
Dwight NJ Kinder to quash the amend
mcnts TO the petition filed by Chaser.
Chaser took exception TO the ruling
and was given 90 days to file a bin of
exceptions IN the Supreme court.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
GUARD AT NEEDLES KILLED
Pumping Plant Worker at Dandy,
Cal, Held for Staying Of
Railroad Employee.

Needles. CAL Sept &C. Glaspel,
a guard employed by the Atchison,
Topeka 4 Santa re railway to watch
the pumping plant nj Dandy, near
here. WAS shot and killed William
Van Dyke night pumper, Is being
held in connection with the Staying
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
State Officers

Lieutenant Governor-Comings, 1893 6S7;
Young, 1019 26,
Secretary Of State-Zimmermann 1885,
902: paulsen Ill ,97S.
state Treasurer-LeWtan, 1G3,797; john
son, 1856.
Attorney General-Ekern, 1865, 2S5;
Baker, 1876, 1876.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
BOY HEATS DYNAMITE STICK.

Brentwood Irving Ebling, IL years
old. was seriously burned when he at.
tempted to heat a stick of dynamite
The boy placed the explosive in pail,
lighted fire under the pail, and
awaited results His face and hands
We're badly burned and he was serious.
~ cut when the pail was torn apart.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Former Alabama Governor Dies.

Birmingham. Ala, Sept. 0.--Former
Gov. Emmett Omen died here after
several weeks Illness. lie uttered
stroke Of paralysis at Battle Creek,
Mici., whore he was undergoing treat
ment Six weeks ago.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Greek Arr !, CAPTURED

London Sept 0.--The entire Grecd
army which has been operating south
on the AnatolIan battle front, has
been surrounded by Turks and cap
turcd, according to advlces from Con,
stantinople.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
sARoNA SWEPT BY FIRE.

Shell Lake Fire originating in the
oil house Of a garage at Sarona wiped
out the Sarona Mercantile company
the HENDERSON garage ana blacksmith
shop and the post office, and imperiled
other nearby buildings.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Fishers Faclnu Starvation

sydney. N 4. Sept. Complete
failure of the fisheries on the north
east eoast IT Newfoundland this sea.
son Is threatening the people Of the
district with starvation next winter,
according % reports received here.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
coaI &c Ed Passes senate.

Washington, Sept 4 The admins.
tration bin authorizing tie interstate
commerce commission to establish
prIariiies III rar shipments win i
view 81 stopping protiteefIug FL c0aI
prices pissed tAe senate
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Postal RecsInt. can

Washington, Sept Postal Re.
ceipts for the month ~ August for 10
Of the largest cities III the United
States showed 90 increase of 1913 per
cent over the same month last year,
the Post Office department announced.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Democrats Choose Walsh.

Washington, Sept. a.--selection Of
senator Walsh Of Massachusetts II
chairman III the Democratic senatorial
campaign committee wns announced
IN senalor Underwood 81 Alabama
minority aoor leader.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
BOY browns IN WATER TANK.

Kenosha = The body of the 20
months old son of Mr.. and Mrs. vii.
liam Walker, was found floating in
he water tank in the milk house at
the Walker homestead ten miles west
of kenosha late Tuesday afternoon.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
l1Iah Hopes In Germany.

Berlin, Sept s--IIiqh hopes were
aroused III Germany BY news dis
patches from Washington tint Prpsl
don't Hardlng II planning " intervene
III TIE economic aud financial elaos If
Europe
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Los Angeles, Cal, Sept. 11,-Potatn
growers Of the country are Invited TO
meet nj Chicago Sept. Is to adopt sons
measures To overcome the present de-
moraizcd market conditions, accord.
ing to Thomas ONenl.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
SEE BIG CRANBERRY CROP.

Prentice Price eounty's big Gran.
berry marshes near Phillips, owned by
the Cranberry Lake Development as.
socation. are expected to yield an
enormous crop OF cranberries this fall
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Tracks Blown Up.

Perry, la, Sept 11.-Strike sympn.
thizcrs nre believed to be responsible
for the blowing up Of a section of the
Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul rail-
rond main line track near the Seventh
street crossing
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Waupaca- Warrants have been is
sued here for M. l.. Brain and Harry
Brain, now believed to be in Texas,
on charges of selling oil stock without
permit.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Bob Man 81 10000 Gems.

Chicago Sept III Bandits black.
lacked Adolph Kunstler u New York
jewelry salesman while be was eui.
ing breakfast In q restaurant III Shcr.
idan road, near Wilson avenue, and
took 10000 worth Of diamonds.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
May Name Earmer.

Washington Sept President
Hnrdine Was urged by delegation
of farm bloc' senators ~ appoint Il
dirt farmer' III the tarlff commission
10 take the ulaee il Thomas III. Page
whose term Ii about ID expire.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
TRLsTATE FAIR BREAKS RECORD.

Superior-Attendan records for
the opening day of the Tri-State fair,
were broken when the turnstiles at
the entrance clicked for 1929 paid
admissions.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
WISCONSIN Briefs.

Darlington-JohnS chepner was seri-
ously burned when he attempted to
save his belongings from the burning
Mcdonald cheese factory near here.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Fort AtkiGson-John Westphal, for
seventeen years a business man here.
has sold his store to L. w. Vette,
Whitewater.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Waupaca-Roy Christensen, Waupa-
ca, has been appointed physical direc-
tor of the McKeesport, Pa, schools.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
WOMAN FOR SHERIFF. LOSES.

Medfard, Wis Although opposed By
woman and six men, w Bauer will
win Che nomination for sheriff easily.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

La Crosse-Louis Brindel, Stoddard,
Is held under $4,000 bonds on charge
of passing two worthless checks.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Oconto-E. II. Noes, sentenced to.
thirty days In jail for catching UNDER
sized fish in the Thunder river, had
the sentence committed to a fine.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

la Crosse, Wis.--John ]. Esch, La
Crosse member OF the interstate com
MERGE commission and former con
gresham, was robbed Of his wallet
containing $500 on d sleeper between
La Crosse ana Chicago
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
WOMAN LOSES FoR SHERIFF..

Racine-George Wherry was nomi.
mated republican candidate for sheriff
of Racine county with 3,17S votes.
Mrs. Nate w. James, wife of the pres
ent sheriff, was a close second in the
eleven handed race, with 2,756 votes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

prohibition question. Peavey having
drawn Endorsement and support of the
Association Against the Prohibition
Amendment, Wisconsin division, while
the Anti-Saloon league loyalty sup
ported Nelson. In a circular issued by
the Anti-Saloon league and headed
"Anti-Saloon League Report on Can
didates', the following description
was given of Congressman Nelson:
Next to Volstead most important dry
congressman; deserves solid dry sup
mort"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Superior, Wis.--Mary Scott Johnson,
state president OF the w. G. T. u, APP
parently was nominated as candi-
date Tor the state assembly from the
Second district.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14

Edward Krenn is the Swiss archi-
tect, twcnty-eight years old, who was
brought to Chicago by Mrs Edith
Rockefeller Mccormick to supervise
construction of the Mccormick Zoo
logical garden. Now it is rumored
that they are to be married.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-09-14
Nelson Wins over Peterson.

port.
Nelson Wins over Peterson.
With thirty-eight Third district pre-
cincts yet to report, John Nj. Nelson.
Madison, had an apparently safe lead
over Alvin M. Peterson, Prairie du
Chen. Though Nelson took the lead
in early returns, he was always hard
pressed by Peterson. The race was
made uncertain by the presence of two
other candidates, John PITT, Monroe,
and f. X Shuttleworth Madison. The
vote in 2S6 of the 264 precincts was:
Nelson, 13,104; Peterson, II 1888; Shut
tleworth, 6,251; Pilz, 3,4S3.
In Milwaukee county, the two con-
gressional races contrasted markedly,
Congressman William H. Stafford
watkins away from his opponents in
the Flh district, while a slender mar
gin determined the result after a
spirited contest in the Fourth. Stat
ford swamped his opponents by the
following vote: Stafford, 1862; Muir
ray, 8,S85; Hall, 3,219.
In the Fifth district, ]. C. Schaefer
won by 494 votes over ]. L. Grunwald,
with Mayor Delbert Miller of West
Allis third The vote was: Schaefer,
S,724; Grunwald, $3.50; Miller, 6,2O6.
Cooper Has Easy Time.
Henry Allen Cooper, Racine, can.
didate for denomination in the First
district, rolled up a to l majority in
defeating Lawrence Whittet, Edger-
ton. The unofficial count in 1877 of the
1853 precincts was: Cooper, 22,492;
Whittet, 11704.
An equally easy victory was accord
ed Edward Voight, Sheboygan, in the
Second district, who was leading his
opponent, Gehl, by about to l, with
three-fourths of the district counted,
In 159 Of the 22O precincts the vote
was: Weight, 1906; Gehl, 1859.
Congressman Florian Lampert was
never in serious danger in his fight
for denomination in the Sixth district
and had a safe lead over State Senator
w. A. Titus in 121 of the 1872 pre-
cincts, as follows: Lampert, 26,457;
Titus, 1873
Beck Renominated.
Joseph D. Beck. who defeated John
]. Esch two years ago, was renomi-
mated in the Seventh district, rolling
up a two to one majority over A. G.
Kingsford, Baraboo, in TIA of the 272
precincts, which gave the following
vote: Beck, 1891; Kingsford, $3.50.
Congressman Edward e. Browne,
Waupaca, had easy sailing in the
Eighth district, more than doubling
tie vote of his two opponents In 147
of the 246 precincts, the vote was:
Browne, 1921; Dunn, 4,279; Weisby,
3,195.
Congressman James A. Frear, Eau
Claire, was unopposed for renomina-
ton in the Tenth district.
Legislature Power in Doubt
Whether the state senate and the
assembly will be in control of the La
Toilette faction Will not be definitely
known until reports from many addi-
tional sections are received Indica-
tions are that both houses will be too
close for comfort regardless Of fac
tions.
From the reports on hand the pro.
gressiyes are shy few votes to con
troll the senate and the complexion
of the assembly can not be ascertained
until the northern and western sec
lions of the state are reported.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
EARlzIL;ss:eHO RlzIL;s: OEsgrt11[EZ3 gt1[Z3 PR OlRL

Dear Mrs. Thompson: l am a
senior in high school, For sew
eral years l have had a certain
girl friend. This year a cousin of
hers came to town to enter bus
mess college. Another girl friend
and l went out together and met
him. He walked home with us and
from then on took us out riding
in his sedan.
Both of our families do not ap-
prove of him and have asked us
to stop going with him. We ad-
nit he got to DE rather personal
after knowing us only a short time.
We stopped accepting his invita-
tions which were extended every
day, but we can find nothing wrong
with him and he has a nice car.
We both like to have good time.
Please advise us z it is wrong
to go with him against the rules
of our mothers and fathers,
BRUNETTE AND BLOND.
OF course it is wrong to disobey
your parents, Trust their judg-
ment in this case and do not do q
dishonorable thing in order to go
riding in sedan.
Dear Mrs. Thompson; l am a
married man of thirty eight and
have a wife and child. My wife
is thirty-two and our child is nine
years Old | suppose l have no
reason TO complain because my
wife is a good cook and house
keeper and a good mother to the
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
Woman's Daily Magazine Page
4 STENOGRAPNER'S |
ROMANCE:
DY JANE PHELPS

friends so you won't be left out in
the cold, Nellie"
THANK YOU Mrs. Harden. but
I'm never cold, and if l was put to
it l might rustic up a fellow my
self. But seeing you are a bride
suppose what you say goes. | will
come and help cook the dinner if
you want me to-"
mo, ] want to do it all myself.
You girls are to be real company
for once. I'll ask Mrs. Duggan to
come over and clear away"
my. Cora! Well have to order
new gowns for the function. Do
you suppose Madame Leonora can
have them ready in time?"
The girls laughingly told her to
behave herself, and Nellie subsidized.
Later she said to Cora:
'I just had to joke or I would
have cried, was so happy for
Gladys"
Sunday came and the girls pre-
sented themselves at the little
apartment in time for the early
Sunday dinner. William Dalton
was there. and a young man, John
introduced as Lloyd Dent. He
worked under John in the same
office. A clear-eyed wholesome
looking young fellow. who blushed
every time Nellie spoke to him, but
was at his ease with Cora and
Gladys.
They had n very happy time and
the two boys took Cora and Nellie
home. When they were alone. Mel
lie said:
THAT was some feed, wasn't It.
Cora? Fried chicken corn fritters.
peas, potatoes. salad. ice-cream and
cake, and coffee. Makesme think
of the dinner Grandpa Robinson
gave me, thinking he could twist
me around his finger by filling up
my stomach! And did YOU hear
what she said about wanting to
keep everything lovely for John?
Gee! 1t must be fine to feel that
way--love somebody-and have
them love Nou--and have a little
home like that. 1t makes us old
maids sort Of jealous. doesn't it?"
"Old maids-you!" Cora laughed
then tired and sleepy they both
went to bed, Nellie to dream of a
dinner in an apartment, but some
how instead of plain John Harden,
the man looked wonderfully like
Mr.. George FalIon.
Tomorrow-Cora's Sorrow and
Responsibility.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22

boy But she Is not like the wives
of other men where l work. She
is fat and not interested in any
thing except cooking and cleaning.
At the office where ! work thy
men get together for social eve
nings and they invite their wives.
The other women are slim and
well dressed and they talk of cleo
tion, books and progressive things
My wife is simply lost and doesn't
know anything about such mat
ters.
1t is little Of me to write this
way, but | actually fesl ashamed,
What can l do to make my wife
take an int rest in something be-
sides the home? TOM KAT.
Make your wife your companion
and don't let her spend so much
time cooking and keeping house.
think yU1 will find that she will
enjoy theaters, musicals, etc, ana
before another election take her
to political meetings. You will al
so find it helpful to read out loud
Discuss the books together and
then when she is in the company
of the other women whC are read
ers she will feel more at home.
There. are many good books on
the market regarding the reduce
ton of flesh. Dieting as a rule is
distasteful because it cuts out tn
things n fat person particularly
enjoys eating. To cut down on
calories is the only way to grow
thinner and this can be done with
out any discomfort to the person
trying the method. For a dollar
YOU can get a book with key to
the calories which Will make II
easy for your wife to reduce to
normal weight. You will have to
be very tactful In broaching this
subject or you will hurt her feel
ings. | would suggest that you go
to q book store, get information
and then casually mention to your
wife the book recommended anG
say that 1t Is quite a Fad for peo-
pie to keep normal weight by
watching the calories in food. II
you are inclined to be heavy, get
the book for yourself and do not
ask her to read it. She will do
so voluntarily.
In regard to clothes, perhaps
your wife will let you go with her
when she buys dresses. suits. coats,
hats, etc. She will probably be
glad to have you take an interest
in the things she wears, because
she will know that so far you have
not realized how expensive clothes
are. Clothes do not need to be ex-
pensive to he becoming, however.
Above everything else love your
wife and show her affection. Love
is like magic and through it you
can accomplish almost anything.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
TIE HEADACHE

The headache saves us many
hours of boredom and distress;
with it we shield our divers bow
ers from long drawn weariness.
When from my window / look
out, to note the signs OF rain, ]
see approach a windy scout who
gives my soul pain. Then to
our servant maid / say, "Oh,
Janet Rose McGinn, have a
headache fierce today, so let no
callers in." My aunt attends
lecture course; she'll sit for hours
on end, and listen to some speak
er hoarse the Volstead act de-
fend. Anon she says to me, "Ods
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
HARRY BOWMAN WILL
ADDRESS LEAGUE OF
WOMEN VOTERS HERE

Attorney General Harry S. Bow
man of Santa Fe will be in Albu-
querque tomorrow 70 give an ad-
dress before the local league OF
women voters here on Thursday
evening. The meeting of the league
will be held at the chamber OF
commerce at 1880 o'clock, All
women interested in politics are
welcome.
Mr.. Bowman will speak on the
laws in New Mexico regarding wo-
men and children. He will des.
cribe the laws which exist in this
state, compare them to other state
laws, point out their value and
their weakness. aad suggest legis-
lation which the womens league
might strive toward.
The talk was especially prepared
for the voters league. II was given
on Monday night before the Santa
Fe league. Mr.. Bowman was
scheduled to address the Albuquer-
que league several weeks ago but
his talk was postponed until after
the elections.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
GLADYS is HAPPILY MARRIED
Chapter 81

Chapter 81
For some time Gladys had been
keeping company" with a young
man, q bookkeeper in a manufac-
turing plant. John Harden was a
sober, Industrious fellow who had
been introduced to the girls by O
friend, and whom they all liked.
ut was easy to see you and me
weren't anything, Cora" Nellie
said. "He doesn't hardly know if
we are black or white. He hasn't
either eyes or ears for anyone but
Gladys--'bad cess to her."
Now Gladys was to be married.
John had rented a small apartment
in a new house in a good locality,
and had furnished it neatly, almost
luxurlously it seemed to the girls
when he invited them to inspect it.
Gladys had, of course, helped select
the furnishings.
They were a Very busy. very ex-
cited trio for the weeks preceding
the wedding, trying to help Gladys
with her simple trousseau, skimp-
ing themselves in every way to add
Il few dainty things to her ward
robe.
They were married with two
friends Of John. and Nellie and
Cora as witnesses. Gladys looked
very pretty in her gray dress and
hat, and Johns face was alight
with pride.
They were to go directly to their
apartment
Wen be rear economical now
that we have a home. and owe no
one" he had paid cash for every
thing land another year take our
wedding trip" he planned. "T
couldn't be hapr- not even with
Gladys if l had run In debt to fur
nish, then used the money to take a
trip. But we won't have TO buy
household things another year and
we'll go spreeing."
Gladys was not to work any
more, but stay at home and keep
house. John was earning a good
salary and it wasn't necessary for
his wife to work.
ut seems too good to be true.
girls" Gladys said. II have been so
tired of working, longed so to stop,
but couldn't. And John says he will
send the same amount home for
me I have been sending. He is so
good. I feel almost as if l were in
heaven"
81 should think you would"
Nellie exclaimed. then felt OF her
back, "but I ~'Iess you're still on
earth; I don't feel any wings
sprouting. And say, Gladys. don't
get stuck uD and forget your old
college chums will you?"
"Of course won't. you silly little
thing. And girls, John and I want
you to come. to dinner Sunday.
Sort of a house-warming. Plan to
stay all the evening Wen ask
William Dalton, and one OF Johns
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
PERSONAL
Christmas Greeting
Cards

A Christmas Card is a re-
membrance that touches the
heart.
Do you recall how badly
you felt last Christmas when
you received a card from an
old friend to whom you had
forgotten to send one?
Avoid that experience this
year. Make your list complete
by starting 1t now!
We can take your order
for personal engraved cards,
without requiring you to pay
for the expense of making a
plate.
Let us show you our beau
tiful samples.
STRONG'S BOOK STORE
Your money back If you
want it."
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-22
RIPPING RHYMES
BY WAIT MASON.

pie, wilt thou not come with me ?"
Il have headache" reply.
and must drink boneset tea. -
When l am asked to fix a chair,
to hoe or dig or sweep, l summon
headaches from the air, or from
the Vastly deep. No doubt my
neighbors think the aches that
thus infest my head are hollow
mockeries and fakes, but nothing
have they said. For they have
headaches, too, at times, protect
ing them from foes, and from the
tawdry talksmith crimes our
bankrupt culture knows. The
headache is the greatest gift to
mortals and their wives, by kindly
gods designed to lift some shadow
from our lives.