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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
SIMS


| Is your wife back from your vaca-
tion yet?
A serious shortage OF reformed re-
| formers is reported,
The man who talks SO much never
does 1t well.
Very few girls are as bad as they
are painted; but lots are as white as
they are powdered.
The man with the least credit takes
the least care of it.
Now they claim sherman didn't say
War is hell"; but that doesn't change
what war is.
The bigger auto a family has, the
later they are at party.
Wealth is a burden in Russia. 1t
takes a ton of rubles to buy stick OF
candy.
Grounds for divorce are usually bat
tie grounds.
We don't know where Rockefeller
got his first dollar; but he gets many
a mans last dollar.
Homemade people seldom grow
wild.
Funny things happen. One day last
week millionaire's son was out of
trouble.
Going South is fine; but a cashier
who did it was caught.
The latest boy wonder is ''How long
before school?"
Easy going men often find it hard
to keep going.
1t Is hard to love thy neiShbor
when he loves thy lawn mower
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11

Frank Frazier sent Chehalis three
heats today of mile each on his
track south of town. 1t was only one
of the regular semi-weekly trials but
the little black PAGER circled the half
mile track two times in 2:1S, going the
last quarter in 33, a 2:12 gait. There
was no urging, Chehalis making the
mile without q skip. He was accom-
panied by runner, but the latter
kept so far behind that the PAGER
went practically alone. Tom Kinears
horse was the runner. Mr.. Frazier
drove Chehalis,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
2S YEARS AGO

(From the Daily East Oregonian,
August II. 1S94.)
VIM. Dial has returned from busi-
ness trip to Portland.
Mrs. Willis Moxon and Miss Cozie
Raley came from Portland this morn
ing. Mrs. Moxon will visit her par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. S. L. Moose, until
September /.
~ II. Tennery Jr. is in tho city hav-
, ing partially recovered from his i'll
ness.
C. IT, Myers is in town from the
mountains for few days.
A. B. Stanley came up from Echo.
c. J. Fraker has gone to Lehman
Springs for an outing.
David Taylor has sent in his resig-
nation as gauger of the Weston dis
tillery and will buy wheat for the
Hamilton Rourke company at the Old
Stand on the Hunt road. Mr.. Hin
llle will be the new gauger.
Milton Eagle County Judge VIM.
Martin was up from Pendle'on Tues
day looking after county matters. and
shaking hands with many friends.
Cap" is a genial old fellow. and he
loses none of that characteristic with
advancing years.
Two Of the applicants were success
ful In the examination which has been
conducted this week. They were Miss
/ Grace Gillian OF Pendleton and Mrs.
Margaret Mckinley Of Athena.
EN-mayor Alexander will tomorrow
so to the Warm Springs FOR several
days relaxation from the severe eX-
actions of his large duties.
Miss Saddle Gagen has gon to Baker
City.
&. A. Reese the cigar dealer is home
from Portland.
A. n. Stuman leaves tonight for
Portland.
WI. Furnish. T. c. Taylor and Geo
Ash committee appointed to confei
with ManaEcr J. W. Walker of tbs
proposed new distiIlery. are agreed
that the new industry is greatly want,
cd here a. it would De a yaluc-bl add.
tion TO the Industrial and commercia
life Of this City. But h is probabl,
that the $4,000 cannot be raised as
bonus
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
RADIO IN FRANCE

=. PARIS, Aug. .11.-Radio broadcast
ing is making strides in Paris, al
though it has by no means attained
the popularity which prevails in the
United States. This is due in part to
the fact that all sending stations must
have a government license and pay
fee.
Receiving sets are sold as low as
$500, and for 10000 an instrument
can be obtained with which concerts
given at The Hague can be heard.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
THE MOTORISTS EPTTAPH

When shall quit the steering wheel
And leave the left-side seat forever
When never more my good right heel
Shall press upon the starting lever,
When in the silent hearse | ride
If, you shall follow with the mourn
ers,
Say this, and 1t shall be my pride;
never swung arounu the corners
When 7 depart life's thoronghfares
And quit the turmoil Of the traffic,
Though little shall leave my heirs
Deserving praises epitaphic,
Still You might say this thing for me:
To drive with care was ever my
way;
However hurried might ne,
never thought ] owned highway.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11

II never risked my neighbor's life
BY crowding him in busy places,
Or filled his breat with hate and strife
by thinking | was ace Of aces;
And when q boulevard / neared
stopped, although not many do it,
And waited till the way was cleared
| never tried to beat men to it.
When ] shall leave the drivers seat
And quit the steering wheel forever,
Say this: on boulevard or street
pulled no tricks / thought were
clever
When depart this worldly post,
II you perhaps recall me kindly,
Say this for it's my only boast:
never turned q corner blindly,
copyright, 1929, by Edgar A. Guest.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
Don't Be Fooled - a.
oOL once says the proverb "and it's shame on you
l. Fool me twice and it's shame me-"

ooL once says the proverb "and it's shame on you
L. Fool me twice and it's shame me-"
Don't be fooled when it comes to spending your money.
Paronze the merchants who have reputation for fair dealing
and honesty Such motives acate the consistent adver
tiser The who invests real money in building reputa
ton for himself and his merchandise cannot afford to risk
of it by taking unfair advantage of his patrons #
The consistent advertiser pays money to tell you about his
goods. He KNOWS they good-he backs them with his
money because he believes they will satisfy Only merchandise
which consistently good be consistently advertised
So advertising PROTECTS you against fraud nferoty
1t tells you what and good making you wise buyer 1t
you money by pointing for your consideration ONLY
THE BEST products and the best places to buy them.
Thrifty and read the advertisements To them
plain everyday business proposition-a DUTY they
themselves and to their pocketbooks
Don't be fooled
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-11

Don't spend your money blindIy.
Read the advertisements.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Published in conjunction with the
Cape May County Gazette, Cape May
Court House.
For week ending February "a, 1922:
Ocean City
James d. Ash to Richard r. Banks.
$4,000. Lots 9 and II, block 9, Ocean
City Land Company.
Walter L. Burr to William F.
Shriver. $500. Lots 100 and 1872,
section A.
Frances B. Keen to Ethel M. Whit
son. $1,000. Lot 724, section G.
John Briggs to Charlotte Bailey.
$4,000. Part of lot 1877, section A.
Syl A. Leith, ct al, to Walter L.
Haehnlen. $40. Lot 623, section F.
Hannah F. Johnson, ct vir., to JOS
eph P. Greeley, ct ux. $4,000. Lot 673,
section C.
Charles j.. Curran to Jefferson Mid
dleton, ct ux. $3.50. S. E. 10 feet of
lot 2 and N. W 20 feet of lot 4, sec
ton 2, plan 2, Ocean City Land Com
pany.
Al6i - OWCll3 CT uAss " y Ivy,
Oliver, ct ux. Lot 69S, section G.
Bernard Ruckdeschel, ct ux., to
Charles J.. Curran. $1,000. Lots 1913
and 1914, block 10, Gardens, plan 8.
Lillian Baer Wilson, ct vir., to Fran
els R. MacKain. $11,50O. Lots 679 and
$50, section C.
Walter A. Dittrich, ct ux., to Ralph
w. Davis, ct ux. $6,25O. Part of lot
521, section A.
Ocean City Association to Nicholas
Impagliazzo. $500. Lot 50, block 9OS,
section G.
Charlotte s.. Chester, ct vir., to
Velma H. Mould, ct vir. $1,4O0. S. W.
40 feet of lot 1872, and N. E. rs feet
of lot 1914, section A.
Firemen's Relief Association of
Ocean City to Alice P. Brown. 500.
Lot in N. e. line of 10th street where
same is ~intersected by S. E. line of
Pleasure avenue, rs K so feet.
John Wilde, ct ux., to James H. F.
Dixon. 1925. Lot 284O, block %, plan
2, Gardens.
John P. Bagley, ct ux., to Paul Wes-
ley Baker. $3.50. Lot 542, block 5
plan 1, Gardens.
Aleaise Rhoades to Dorothy E
Kirchner. 81, Lots 3O3S1A, 3O39, par
of 3O39h, 3O4O, 3O41, all of lots 3O42 tc
3047 inclusive, plan 2, Gardens.
w. Elwell Lake, ct TX, to Atlantic
Boulevard Company. $4,000. Blocks
10 to %, inclusive, Gardens Company
Also large unplotted tract between
said block and high water mark o
Atlantic ocean, having a width of so
feet and a frontage along Atlantic
ocean and Great Egg Harbor inlet o
1900 feet. Also riparian rights, will
exceptions.
Delaney Realty Company to Fidel
ity Trust Company, exc'r. Lot 6, De
lancey Realty Company.
Josephine H. Goetz, ct vir., to Josepl
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10
EIGHTH ANNUAL CAPE MAY co.
HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CON-
TEST AT CAPE MAY C. H.
MAY 6, 1922

The contest will consist of stimuli
taneous writing of compositions by
contestants representing the various
high schools of the county and the
classes included in said high schools.
The contest will be for the first
year, second-year, third-year and
fourth-year classes. Each high school
is requested to enter one contestant
for each class. One hour will be al
lowed for the first writing lin pencil,
if preferred) and thirty-five minutes
for rewriting in ink. Each compost
ton must contain at least 500 words
and not more than 1000.
They will be judged upon style, die
ton, accuracy of expression and
breadth of view. Miss Lucy Corson,
secretary to the county superintend-
ent, will preside over the contest.
The subject for the first-year class
will be in Narration; for the second
year class, Description; for the third
year class, Exposition; for the fourth
year class, Augmentation.
The contest will be held in the
Grade School Building, at Cape May
Court House, Saturday, May 6, 1922,
at 1915 A. M.
Each student will be provided with
an Identification card upon which he
will write his nam and address and
place it in an envelope to be provided
and seal. The number assigned to him
for use during the contest will be
found on the envelope, and it is to be
used upon all of his papers as the sole
mark of identification.
The county superintendent has been
designated as the judge of the contest.
Five dollars will be awarded to the
winner in each class.
w. I. ZECHMAN,
TANNING MYERS,
J. E. CLARK,
Committee.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

B. Schiller. $1,000. S. E. 80 feet Of
lot 3S, section 7, plan 2-B, Ocean City
Land Company.
Richard r. Sooy to Beulah r. Wanna
maker. $3.50. Lot 3S7, section C.
Dennis Township
Rachel Ann Hess to Rutherford B.
Hess. $500. Tract of land at Belle
plain adjoining land of H. S. Biggs,
containing 5000 square feet.
Sea Isle City
Ambrose J. Brady, ct ux., to Carrie
w. Stevens. $3,25O. Lot 16, block II.
S. w. section.
Borough Of Avalon
Atlantic Coast Development Com
pany to Seashore Realty & Develop
ment Company. Lot II, section IS.
Same to same. Lot 120, section %,
lots 100 and 12S, section %.
Borough of Stone HarbOr
Clarence Sheer, ct ux., to Ethel R.
Gavin. $4,000. Lot 1S1, block 100,
plan D-3.
MlOule township
Alice G. MacKissic, ct vir., to John N.
Reeve. ct ux. Eight tracts of land at
Burleigh. Tract 1, adjoining land of
heirs of Levi Hand, deceased, William
Hand and Philip Crosses lot, contain
ing 235 acres, % perches of land and
marsh. Tract 2, adjoins above land
and farm of David Lee, containing
"a acres. Tract 3 is lot 5, map of
Homestead farm of Joshua Bennett
deceased, containing Is acres. Tract
4, being lot Z, estate of Levi Hand, ST.,
deceased, containing z acres. Tract 5,
being lot 10, estate of Levi Hand, ST.,
deceased, containing 6% acres. Tract
6, being lot Is, estate of Levi Hand,
Sr., deceased, containing 5 acres, ex-
cept portion conveyed to Wildwood
Golf Club. Tract 7, tract of meadow
land at corner line ditch on Boat Ham
mock creek. Tract 8, being parts of
farm of Joshua Bennett, deceased, adj
joining land of Daniel Crosse and
James H. Crosse, being lots 1, 2, 3 and
4, containing "a acres, &c perches.
Roe d. Helsengren, ct vir., to Ray
mond Watson. $3.50. Farm land at
Pierces, adjoining land of Margaret
Camp, Charles Soffe and Nathaniel
Holmes, containing l acre.
Benjamin F. Mitchell, ct ux., to Will
liam D. Stewart, ct ux. $1,000. Two
tracts of land situate on east side of
Main Bay Shore in Green Creek. No.
l, adjoining lands of Jas. Thompson,
Jr., and Rebecca Swain, containing 1
acre. No. 2, adjoining lands of Jas.
Thompson, Lewis Ross and Joseph
Smith, containing 8 acres, 1 rod and
"a perches.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10
PUBLIC NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed will sell at public auction at the
Commercial Garage, No. 10S East Lincoln
Avenue, Wildwood, N. j., IN
MONDAY, MARCH, 10, 1922,
at IL o'clock A. NJ, one 7-~passenger Pre-
mier Touring Car, said automobile being
seized as the property of H. NJ. Little and
will be sold to satisfy a lien for storage,
repairing and supplies furnished said car,
in accordance with the provisions of an
act of the Legislature of the State of New
Jersey, entitled AN Act for the better
protection of garage keepers and automo-
bile repairmen," approved April 10, 1915.
Sale Rain or Shine Terms: Cash.
KONOWITCH BROTHERS.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

Looking through an old Bell Directory
is as interesting as rummaging through
grandmother'S trunk in the attic.
1t is a good way to check up on the progress of the
community. 1t is surprising to find how often the first
users of the telephone were the men of vision who later
developed into leaders in their respective fields.
The first telephone directory was merely a sheet
of paper with the names of about a dozen subscribers.
In most cases no numbers were printed in the directory
and calls were made by name. You simply said to the
operator Get me Mrs. Jones'"
Every new telephone directory is a new footprint
in the path of progress. The extension of the service
and your increasing dependence on this means of COM
munication is a tribute to the performance of the Bell
Telephone System in the past.
New problems of operation and management de-
velop as fast as the old ones are solved, but we have
faith in our ability to meet the demands of each new
era as we. have met those of the past.
And we have the benefit of the experience of others
who are working on similar problems in other parts
of the Bell System.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

Leedom's Digestive Tablets for dys-
pepsia. None better. Leedom's Phar-
macy, Burk and Pacific avenues.-adv.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

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house.
To those who are building or re-rOOfing resi-
dences or bungalows, or other steep-rOOfed buildings
where a distinctive roof is desired, Everlastic Roof
ings represent the truest sort OF economy. They
weather all storms, form a substantial fire-resisting
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Select your Everlastic Roofing from the styles
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buy.
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Made of high-grade waterprOOfng materials and sur
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Same material and art-inish (red or green) as
the Multi-ShingleS, but made in individual shingles;
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This is one OF our most popular roofngs. 1t is
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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1922-03-10

Published in conjunction with the
Cape May County Gazette, Cape May
Court House.
For week ending February "a, 1922:
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09
MOVIES
"cappy Kicks"

One of the strongest and most de- lightful pictures in which Thomas Meighan, the we'll known Paramount star, has been seen this season is "Cappy Kicks, which was shown with considerable success at the Gen. tral theatre last night. MT. Meighan, is seen as a seaman in the story which is colorful, dramatic and at times thrilling. 1t is a picturization of Peter B. Kynes stories of the same title.
 Matt Peasley, a sailors mate, falls in love with F1orrie, daughter of Cappy Kicks, owner of a fleet of yes sells, and the latter objects to the match. The story takes one to the
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09

South Seas and every scene following the murder of Matt's captain, his thrashing of burly Swede and his triumphant return home to Florrie, is filled with genuine drama. The action is rapid and the love appeal most charming Agnes Ayres has the lead ing feminine role while Charles Abbe gives and artistic portrayal of Cappy.
 The picture was admirably directed by Tom Forman, while the photogra- phy by Harry Perry is unusually fine. The picture is well worth seeing.
 "Cappy Kicks will again be shown at the Central theatre today and at the Eagle theatre Sunday and Mon day
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09

which Lila Lee is a member, and Mir. Ogle as an old disappointed stage door keeper, contribute much to the enjoy ableness of the picture. There are many dramatic and pathetic scenes ar tistically portrayed, while the produc- tion as whole is fully up to the high artistic de Mile standard. It rivets ones attention and is in every respect production of the highest grade.
 After the Show will again be shown at the Eagle theatre today and at the Central theatre Sunday and Monday
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09
MARKET SECTION AND HOUSEWIVES SHOPPING GUIDE

of the pretty probationer, played by Helene Chadwick, was suggested by some lovely nurse the authoress had known.
 The story beglns with the marriage of an experienced probationer to a private patient who is on the point of death. The patient is desirous of cheating his vulturous relatives of his fabulous fortune; and the poor, wrack ed nurse consents to the marriage only
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09
"The Glorious EooPv

Whether they know it or not, all authors write about themselves or their friends. Mary Roberts Rine- hart, who wrote the story of the new
 Goldwyn photoplay, "The Glorious Fool" which will come to the Lyric theatre today only, knew intimately the source from which her story came. In her youth. Mrs. Rinehart was a hos pital nurse; and no doubt the part
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09

when she feels that her patient will not die content unless she acquiesces in his wishes. But the man gets well uncomfortably well. And what is more, knows that he is in love with his nurse.
 Then hospital politics come into play. The little nurse is transferred to maternity ward, where her sym
 pathies again cause her. to do some
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09
"After the Show

A fascinating story of stage life is William de Miles latest Paramount picture productions After the Show" which achieved veritable triumph at the Eagle theatre last night Jack Holt, Lila Lee and Charles Ogle, the featured players apeared to fine ad- vantage in their respective roles.
 MT. Holt as millionaire "angel' of a musical comedy of the chorus of
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09

Basement of large new Les An geles office building is used as gar age for parking tenants autos.
Bisbee daily review., 1922-09-09

thing that nurses simply don't do. And when it appears that she is about to be dismissed, that she has been a complete failure, fortune takes a turn and shows her many things she never guessed were in it's wheel.
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1922-09-01

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Dressers to match as low as---S 2e.75
Bow-Foot Beds to match as low as S3S
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1922-09-01
Just r eCeiced

In a great variety--Genune Walnut, dust proof
suites al prices that will appeal to
YOU They are sold entirely their merit.
THREE AND FOUR PIECE BED ROOM
SUITES priced from Sl00 TO SITS
Twin city review. [volume] (Champaign, Ill.) 19??-1929, 1922-09-01

fhis Labor Day brings with il, !
greater fesl 81 the real worth q men
ana the organizations that are fight
ing L retain what there Is OF cigilixa.
giaH N ihe Norla and make progress,
than any that has preceded a.
TIE forces Of greed in cur country
are combined IN larger numbers witt
greater powers and Influences ana
nave more complete control Of the in
dnSfrIal. commercial and financial
phases If cur life than they ever have
rad before. Too, By mortgages 81
direct ownership. they control TIE
agriculture and exploit the farmers n
vii. They have also gotten almost
complete control Of cur government.
through their judicial agents on the
bench. hy nullifying laws enacted by
Congress. reading into laws by way Of
Interpretation. new meanings. In
some eases. the direct opposite Of the
original intent of the trainers Of the
Law, through injunction processes,
arbitrarily abrogating the constitution
and laws Of cur nation and state, anu
substituting the desires OF these
forces Of greed. They have usurped
the functions Of the law making and
executive departments of our govern
ment. made the greatest inroads en-
the peoples rights and liberties, and
secured the greatest domination and
exploitation of the people and cur
material resources,
There Is however, some room for
hope in the present prospect The
farmer now understands that his In
terestS are allied and interviewer with
the interests Of all others who render
useful services 1.-THE workers in the
other industries producing the neees-
saiies Of life for their livelihood
In the past the farmer has not only
been exploited perhaps more SO than
the awrkers in the other industries,
but he his been used by the interests
70 crush and keep in submission, the
workers in the other phases of our
life. while those same interests eS-
plotted them, and then when those
other workers were crushed and EN-.
Uttered they were used in turn, by
the interests to do the same thing 10
the farmers.
However, when those protiteering
selfish interests reduced the value Of