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CHAPTER xx-csasi~vsa.

CHAPTER xx-csat,~vsA.
H.
They had . happy half-hour 1t ths
Esbis. Mrs. Brimstead being IN bsttsr
Aplsits since her husband had got sack
- NJ farming. Annabei, her form
Al1sng with the gsacs and charm 1t
Weoanhoud, was there and more
eomsly than ever.
ThNy had been speaking Of Jack
4slso's death.
Il heard him say once that when
- nw . beautiful young face II ~
Ooa6ed him of noble singing and the
10ee Of growing corn" said Samson.
I'D rather ses the fnce." Jos re-
0ashed. whereupon they oil laughed
80 the boy hiushed to the roots Of
~ blond hair.
"Hss become 4 man Of good 3udgi
0sat." said Brimstead.
Anaabeia sister Jane, who had
elsag to the wagon In No Santa Claui
LAsd was Z brisht-sysd. msrry1
Asarfed sir ef twelvs. The boy Rob-
sst was . shy. good-lookins lad . little
DsdAr than Josiah.
"Weil. what's the newsr Samson
asked.
"NothIn' has happened since va
aaw you bat the fau OF q Dorado. :
6slmstead answered. 81
"There was the robbery Of the malt
1faee last summer = few miles north
- kere." said Mr.. Brimstesd. Every,
smitch Of the mall was stolen. !
gsess thSts the rtwson we haven't hast
10 Iettes from vssvaons ~ q yeass.. -
"Maybs that's, why W haven't
heard from home" samson echoed !
why don't you leave Joe here
wAils you're gone TO ChieSeor Anna
bej asked - --@'rl' - 'fi.l' 3 -
ut s,nuid help his educntioa 20
sassss, around with Robert an the
Ns,A" gid Bftmstcsd. 81 Al, -. =. |
we yoSi ": g. .'ayr' Samson;
Il wsatdnt u,,nd.~ siid Josiah who.'
- 49, Sae1y eprasses ND had fsw,
eonpanioaa n .bie aws an. ::
~. Y lhappSns4 that Samasa- wsad
~ s.n,. ,co, IA hss..a ,r., IN
H -" 1870 S - { ~. 1891
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sesss ,. - :..,s .. h., !. !. -. -. ~ ;.
80 LII ~ h IN. .,,.n:s.
ss..,y . ~. - St.st S to s.,s|
s - s ~ .s,S~rs. : ~, IN
s M - -
~ ile down n - "a NJ eaCn. \
1hi.k tina, skcui6 kays dled hera..
0aneon s,ve ,SfART Souat q IL med,.!
- 01sxSiIfGI1S 1syer,v1seA - 81
1ays carried IN hh pocheA ss1 water;
~. hIs c.steeo. a.,
IL ,here ~ hos,,s mere eou,d
a.i be.S ;. 6biN saa1epr e., your BE-
ussSeA :ssesseeiy.s ,-y; .w.,.
=, emo, ~ u ~ besteFsrgiory toI
0o1 Il aaId re peeachef. III you esh
D,s,p pns to the back Of my horse { WI
~ D 'fsdg o. with 700. Ttsss II 70
~ ,eSsstSrl1, uktttak, 4st) milsG up
- rosA tsaisAs. ,Nothins saasl tssS
- from ny duty: IL. may ave . s su
~ samson was altoplehed et the iron
VII and 9eH - q !h IeedGhe4ted,
etr0s1g an u. k1etn.V0sos1es-4 ~
1sASetsA cfrwhSsA " had henrd- much.
- llfsed him apd ut him o. ths hack
~, ~ harse. = .Ar. tlF,r!R;.
y God blessed ydd WIN 'reat
5sdIth." sai1 NE latter. -Ars, yop q
ThsistlkMr' '-''' " 90 = ,laq
n am. q, 49,. H. - isse,- ';I
= The, rode an N silence. Presently
''yaaasb ssAssysd .ths. ,%is preacher
.WoA ,Artuauy .Nsleep y mo ,Sn0r1ne. IN
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piSesyIrt q Shec,eNstvA s''

'ytkat ~ nov cali phosphoruas IN
dfscstersd b 4 chemist cAlltdsBsaiiaa
iui. Io70i ~hs prepared d Sn6it
saaneities from bonss. In thoss days, Of
mysticism substance that burned and
emitted light without bsing ignitsd was
hailed a. 4 dIscovsry. Of the principle
a life. The sensstlou was Just like
what was made 25o yesrP latsr, b. ths
discovery of'fadium.!'"' W.T. sa'
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white dress that takes keer o the
sick r the mau Aske1.
II guess that would b BIm." said
SamSon. Si II
-ShsGl over 10, yoo' house." the 9TH
Or Answered, pointing with his pipe to
q cabin some twenty rods beyond
them "rhGrs Two ehildreo sick thar
| an the mamny dead an buried 10 the
ground"
Els the plague getting worser'
Cartwright asked.
"No. ! rsckon st's better. Nobody
has come down since the day before
yestIddy. ThaFs the doctor comm.
He kin teils@~
A bearded man Of middle age was
approaching them In the saddle.
Il am Petee (. Chrtwnsht-the
preacher sent Of God to comfort the
sick and buFy, The dead" said Sam
sons companion.
1--WE welcome you. bst Il you stop
here you will have to stay until the
epidemic IL over"
THAT am prepared to d."
Then I shall take you where you
can nna entertainment. sucn ~ II H..
"First. this man Wishes to speak to
Miss Kelso. the nurse" said Cart.
wright. "He u . friend Of hefa."
you can sec nef out onay ae dis
lance the DOCTOR answered. = must
keep you At least fwsnty feet away
from net. So'he VIM NE
Ihey proeeeaeu 70 the stricken
mouse. Inc doc'or s"tefed ana pres
ent.y BIN came owl. ner eyes nlied
win tenIs a"o to1 . "'o'7ent 'sne could
NOT SPEAK:
"hy a'dnv you ~ me Know OF
your trouo'es o"en sstea.
'as' ss.''"s ! WS long
'e,..' ~ 49, ~ 80 -.
-. ~. - 80 ~. WY IN
June ,"e . .'sse w .uDDes M mall
Wv" $3.50" - ~ .S".s u' 'e''e'
W." .u po 80" ~.
.,m. m, her ~ -, -. 49, =.
tronh,ss-n.rh.ns 70 dis = 1,dn:,
=. ~
aHarry i. No, de.d- said s.m.o,
Her r,vh, ho,d touche., h.. .ore.
,.od. No. lin. s.,, 800. h.. 49,.
took ~ . lob ., ,,.s,c n. .rs.,rs..
.Not ,iecd =" an. whi.ner.d
~He :. .Iiv. - Ell"
HI. .,..,sr.s ,oword hin ana ,.,,
TO her knees and lay crouchsd upon
the ground in the dnsry ev3iisht
shaking and choked with .ohs md
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\ bey's shespishneas u by ~ ,ussane
. 1lsa ct svseVasterips- .FsversRes:
apd. While ySd.are baking sodqls.,
ting ADVANCES g Aim under N ldla
Hat ~ istovsswkelmed By srss1ts t)E
your aet ahd wiadun, tsh ID - ~
70 thinking you extremely queer. ~,
only consolation can sus.est to yos.
y that the 0rssk boz thought the
:ams e AHstse,G Z u sNtS -~hsp roo
hlls ittefsds r'ststfts boAis. .,ee
'-m .~p ~. lr'iS.Af3 ',,etssF-i-a''i'fT
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WY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many ysars druggists have watched
with much intsrese the remarkable record
maintained BY Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder msdi.
cine.
1t il physicians prescription.
Swamp Root 10 . Strengthening medi.
cine. II helps the kidneys, liver and blad.
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test Of Year,.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has - many friends. t
Be eurs to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, II you wish Arst to test this
great preparation send ten cents TO Dr..
kilmer 4 Co.. Binshamton, N. Y, for q
ample bottle. When writing b. sure and
mention this papsr.-Advsrtisement.
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osnx Ferret cutleura Taievm
When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust
ing powder and perfume. rendering
other perfumes superhuous. You may
rely on It because one Of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap. Ointment and Taicuml.
Ne each observation-disclosures
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An EQUATION.

O'Rourke-The man phwat has no
wolfe is nawthin'. McToole-SO IL
the man phwat has wnn. b'gob Life.
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HORSES c0U0MN0s USE
Sp0hn's Disiemper Compound
Appropriate Selection.

Appropriate Selection.
Having just finished his sermon on
Gossip and SANDER" minister In
the suburbs announced the hymn, II
Love to Tell the St0ry."-BOstOn
Transcript.
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A n ensod.

us Flubdub free thinker"
"No, he's married."-Louisville Cour
ler- journal.
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There Is such thing a. being too
unseifish, but very few Of us are in
danger Of falling into the excess.
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Simple.
.'How can keep my toes from going
to sleepr
Don't let them turn In"
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-" : - ~ = ri !, :, --~-...et
fpa - 4 ,fH II, o.. T..
? sre'',.-t 81 .r.r r.-.--,-.' ''.nT 7.
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" - 'NN' y wv VFTH III
ss a. inr' w"t .rrr aHt &c,
'-'s- ~ ~-' arae''t' y" : "A -
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14

1
Nom -CaIlable for 25 Years
UNITED LIGHT g. RAIL
A WAYS COMPANY
First I4ien and Consolidated
Mortgage 8 pct. Gold Bonds
Business and Territory
This company operates prop
critics furnishing diversified
public utility service in II
prosperous communities in
the heart of the middle west,
serving a population of over
100000. Most of these prop
critics are situated in Iowa
and Illinois, two of the veal
thiest states in the Union
/ from an agricultural and in
| dustrial. standpoint.
4 Misunderstanding avail
able for annual interest on
the funded Indebtedness of
the company, including this
Issue, are about 2.20 times
the annual requirements.
! Security-This issue Sc
| cured dollar for dollar face
| value by first and refundins
mortgage s percent Gold
Bonds of the company, or in
lieu thereof, cash or obliga-
tions of the United States
government. The issue Is ad-
ditionally secured, as defined
IN the mortgage, by direct
mortgage lien upon import
ant properties and by pledge
of all securities of subsidiary
companies
Purpose-These bonds are
issued for refunding purpos-
es. They are dated April 1, |
1922. are due April 1, 1852, |
but are non-callable on or
before April 1, 1947: The pur-
chaser is therefore assured
Of long term investment at
high interest rate, accom-
panied by unusually attract
I've security.
PRICE-03 "a and accrued |
interest, yielding over
6.45m |
Denominations. $1,000, $500,
800 II
WIN. McGILCHRIST, Jr.
Resident H
Representative II
Clark, Kendall & Co.,
United State National
Bank Building n
Salem, Oregon n
BONDS-L
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
OUTPUT OF MILLS
NEARLY NORMAL

| One hundred and twenty-nfnt
mills reporting to West Coast
Lumbermen's association for ths
week ending April 5, manufac.
tured 7S,5fS,433 feet of lumber;
sold S7.72S,487 feet; and shipped
73,123,394 feet.
Production for mills reporting
was 8 per cent below normal. New
business for the week was ~ per
cent above production. Shipments
were II per cent uefow new Dusf-
ness.
Thtrty-nine per cent Of all new
business taken during the week
was for future water delivery.
This amounted to 34,2G8,487 feet,
OF which 20,989,1OS feet will move
coastwise or intercostal; and 49,
239,379 feet will move export.
New business for delivery by raii
amounted to 1884 cars.
Thirty per cent of the weeks
lumber shipments moved by water.
This amounted to 22.033,394 feet,
Of which domestic clearances ac-
counted for 14,836,812 feet, ana
overseas clearances, 7,1s6,582i
feet. Rail shipments amounted to
1903 cars.
4 Untitled domestic cargo. orders
total S5,171,977 feet; and untitled
export orders, 72,044,297 feet. I'm
filled rail trade orders total 5795
cars.
The fourteen weeks production
was l.O79,7S5,26 feet; new bust
ness 1,o1S,ss1,27s feet, and ship
ments 996,267,950 feet.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
THEW VAUDEVILLE AT THE
| BLIGH THEATER TODAY

Fields &c Brown. a clever young
man and a talented female com.
prise this duo of versatile enter
tainers. They have lots of pep In
putting across comedy talk. fast
dancing and comedy song. former
ly with Charlotte Greenwood In
Oliver Morosco's $50 Long Lefty
company.
Frank and = Mae Collins, cele-
brated instrumentalists In "Musi-
cal Melange" with a reputation on
the saxaphones, piano, accordion,
banjo and singing. Mr. Collins
was leader Of one OF the famous
Ambassador orehestras which have
made such world wide reputa-
tion on the Victor monographs.
Mae Collins was featured In this
with her famous Guer-
rini accordion as well as banjo
and saxaphones.
This excellent vaudeville bill
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
Hazel Green Notes

Hazel Green, Or, April IA
Miss Emma Fisher visited friends
at Hazel Green Saturday and at.
tended the Christian Endeavor So
iclal Saturday evening. She went
back to Salem with Bliss Zeilen-
ski Sunday morning.
Miss Velma Rominger is home
from Salem for few days visit.
Mrs. Wolf has been quite sick
the past few weeks with heart
trouble. Mrs. Rape has been
staying with her.
The Brooks Methodist church
held q series Of very interesting
meetings during Passion week.
The parent-teachers association
Of Labish had their regular meet
Ing Tuesday evening. At thi.
time they presented the school
with a picture. This is the second
picture they have given the
school.
Tne W0men's Missionary asso-
citation met with Mrs. Rogers last
Friday afternoon and had a good
meeting. After the lesson Mrs.
Rogers served dainty refresh
ments. Friday afternoon they
meet at Mrs. Cordier's for the day
OF prayer.
Miss Pearl Van Cleave is sick
again with heart trouble.
The Christian Endeavor had a
splendid social at the home of
Homer Davis, Saturday evening,
and helped celebrate Homer,sI
twentieth birthday. Twenty-seyen
were present.
The people OF Hazel Green
church are looking forward with
great interest to the revival meet
lngs which are to begin the later
part Of next week.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
DETECTIVE DECLARES
BIGHOW CONFESSED

Wenatche. wash. April IA.
The climax OF the states case
against Ray Bigelow and Everett
Bozarth. local boys charged with
murder In the first degree In con.
nsction with the fatal shooting OF
Jacob Weber here last November,
came late yesterday afternoon
when Marion Karoichuck. opera :
4iye for secret service organiza-
tion, took the stand, declaring that
RAJ Bigelow confessed to him in
the Chelan county jail that he
pulled the trigger OF the gun In
the holdnp. Karolchnek was un-
shaken under a gr;lling cross
sxamination. He said he posed as
. safe cracker and gun man while
N jail TO gain the confidence OF
Digelow. The state rested lis case
this morning.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
SIX MILLION RUSSIANS
FACE PROSPECT or DEATH

Geneva, April 14.--Between
six million and seven million Rus
SLAMS will have died Of famine be-
E'fore the next crops ara harvested
according to report received to-
day from Captain Quisting. repre-
senting the international relief
organization headed by DR.. Fri
djtof Nansen. Captain Quisting
estimates the number of sufferers
on May at 100000 In the region
Of Odessa and at 100000 in each
OF the following region: Nico-
laieff. Ekaterinoslav, Donetz,
Kharkof, Krementchoug and Pol
tava.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
Hamman Auto Stage
Three sta res DAILY

Three Stages Daily
Leave Salem 1920 a. m. connects
east bound train Mill City; 4:20 pm
Leave Mil City 7 pm; pn,
Leave Stage terminal Salem
Leave at 1i:90 and leave Stayton
at p. m,
Waystde stops at Gooch, Lyons
Mehama. Stayton, Hublimity.
Aunsviiie, Turner, state hos
pital. Cottage farm
Jos. III. Hamman Salem
Phone s04
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The Hope of the World

The war Of 1914 laid half the
nations OF the world In the dust.
Their homes, their industries.
their peace must be rastSred by
the rising generation. In them is
the hope OF the world,
TO make motherhood easier. to
secure for every baby clean bill
~ health and . fair start In life
THAT is the problem.
Lydia r. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Is an excellent medi-
cine for mothers and for future
mothers. For nifty years this med
feline has been used successfully
N IA non-sursioai caaes of Wo-
nous diseases. (advl
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
sAI.ENG-sTI,yrRToN srAcr

hAhAkM-SILVERTON STAGE
Leaves Lenves
balAm Silverton
stage terminal News stand
100 a. m $500 q. m.
liVV a. m. 100 y. IN,
$500 y. m. 500 D. m
SALEM
MONMOUTH STAGE
Leave salsm Stage terminal
TOO q. M. 1900 a. M. $500 D. m.
Leave Monmouth hotel--S:l6 a.
m. 1900 D. M. 6:i6 .. m.
Leave Independence hotel--e:0
a. m. and D. M. only
Special trips by appointment.
seven passenger car for hire.
y, w. PARKER, Prop,
Res. phone e1S. Business phone Z
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miller ENTERS
CONGRESSIONAL
RACE ASBOURBON


o.is - ''i - = ''an'
nas liied With secretary of state
K0zer bis formal declaration as a
candidate for the democratic nom
tnat,on ~ ranrasa,+.,,va 81 oon
rrass from tbe third congrassion. .
~ district comnr,aine M,,lsno.
r7ab county n III nIatsorm Nh
lar nron,,sas u 10 ad,,acata s,.a,,
laws ana nol,c,ss 81 w,I, hrs,,
shout tba matar;aI ,,ta,iaot,,ai
ana moral aduar.a,oart ~ s.a4a
and rat,an ma corstst,,.,on ,,s,,ss
~ maintas,ad that aa,,a, and = - -
80 irst,ca - al and ana,,ai ~, e
ilagss - none rnst ha [ adm,n,star p
n n ~ ond that ,tsa ,,hart,,
and hanninesa sbaII ba IL har,t .
go - -, ~ naaa,a - rhs ~ .,,a ~
war hut mia rss siSed thase @raat @paat
4rutbs ana America should Had
fhe wav IL the,r re.,i1at,nn
Tboss ~ soueht 80 thaaa ~.
rfnlaa sho,,Id ~ ,awardad ,,,th
ont daIsv uunantty,s n,,ahts
str,,egIa - aa.tros .,,,.t o,.a
~ s,,hiimar n,rort u ,,nh,,,,d "
His sIogan r,adess "ass,a,a,,.
.arv,ca corstrnottva sarvtoa 49,
eatlv randarad sor s.s,a na.tan
ana h,,r,an,twn
Otbar candidates f,,,r. rhurs
Sav 80
a. pr;oa oragor citv 49,
ocrat Tor renrasantat,ua sran
f,Iacl9amaa county
Ap unntsr Ys,.na r,tv don
ocrat ~ rsprasen tative tram TN
ton countv
rbarlas 4 u,,tar w.,,o.a
ranubl,can IN rarro..rta,,ro
erom Trr,an ana wai,owse co,,n
s,ea
Roacoa ID u,rs. damao~..
port,apa eor c,rouit ,,aaa sa.~.,,
agatrict danartmant M Mi.
nomab countv
Mrs MariaI n uiddan port
Hand damocrat sor ranrasan H..
from Multromsb co,,rtv
George 4 I,ovaiov por,,ond
aamocrst ~ rsnrssentat,va srou
MuItnamab county
ulmar . rundbere oor crova
democrat sor ranreasn atIus from
cIacLamaa Ana Multnomah oa,,n
tsea
Han q I,ak Portland damo
erat for ranraaartatiya from MnIt .
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
Operation Not
Successful

"16 years ago I was operated
for appendicitis and later oper-
ated again for gail stones. Meth
er did me any good and l suffer-
ed all kinds of torture since. Five
years ago I took Mayr's Wonder
full Remedy and have felt no
symptoms or pain since. All stom-
ach sufferers should take it,"
1t is a simple, harmless prepara-
tion that removes the catarrhal
mucus from the intestinal tract
and allays the inflammation
which causes practically all stom-
ach, liver and intestinal ailments,
including appendicitis. One dose
will convince or money refund
ed. J. c. Perry and D. J, Fry.
(adv)
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INCREASE IN VALUE
or EXPORTS REPORTED

Washington. April IA, - In,
crease In the value OF America 4
foreign trade was reported horg
by the department OF commerce
with announcement that exports
last month aggregated s3S2, 000,-
600, the highest since October,
1921. and that imports totallei
e25s.oo0.00o. the greatest since
December, 1880.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14
Saturday Suit Special

Easter Suits in tailored blouse and box coat modal, ~,
Oo Gaoarone Wool POpn Tweed Burea cloth Some
others WITH az 'e wane and flaring smarty over the hips
box effects; Special - Oie ueeioeo &HA TX
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Presenting the Newest Fashions for Easte,

STORE was never inviting and Spring fashions never so
aurng this We have put forth onr host ff ~ "
s the most complete and attractive showing of Easter
we 5aT - ana cordially invite you to and how well
we nave succeeded Authentic in Suits COATS nrasSas
inspection - - M MINUS ho" await your early
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-14

will be on today and tomorrow In
conjunction with Bob Hampton
Of Placer" a Marshall Neiian pro-
duction featuring Wesley
(Freckles) Barry.
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Four hundred members OF the
albuquerque High School Girls
League have passed resolution
banning jaxz music and dancing.
petting parties" aud cigarette
smoking.
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Can You See
Your Ribs?

'Tt wasn't that wanted to get fat-no
Just wanted to put about 8 pounds more
flesh. then I'd be just right I've nibbled at
diets, goreed big meals. I've haunted health re-
termilk. olive oil. emulslons, swallowed pills.
digestion fads, and score Of other won't
works. Finally, 1t dawned me. None Of
these things was building up the new red blood
cells needed: took 8. s. s.. the greatest red
blood-cell builder, firm flesh producer, blood
cleanser known. put on pounds in a month.
and my nerves. instead Of strings feel like wires
y. D. b. has the world beat"
y. 8. 8. Is guaranteed purely vegetable in Its
medicinal ingredients. 1t has produced amazing
results In building up rundown. thin-faced, am
Dit1ous men, and In making women OF all ages
more plump and beautiful and younger looking
3: 81 b. is sold at all drug stores in two sizes.
The larger size is the more economical
Norwich bulletin., 1922-12-20
KALEIDOSCOPE
There were 1o.leO civilians killet Relrsr,-r, drn-i-n inc r,-r,-id -r,r

There were 1O.AeO civilians killed in Belgium during the world war.
 In severe weather Chinese women wear heating baskets under their coats
 The 18th infantry, organized in 17ss. .s one of the oldest regiments in ths United States army
 Mars, our nearest neishbor, wfIl be at the nearest possible point 10 us 35,oOo,oO0 miles-in 1894.
 A woman has been appointed swim ming instructor on board one Of the b;s transatlantic liners.
 Letters, photographs and little presents received from their children admirers are the favOrite mascots of many ia- nous actresses.
 Irritation from the bite Of the human louse or eootie begins about twenty-four hours after the btte and lasts for sbost two days.
 Miss Ethel Austen. who has made a big success in grand opera in London. was a stenographer employed n a LiT- erpool office five years ago.
 Queen Alexandra has a pair of opera glasses. made in Vienna. valued st s25.O0o. They are of platinum. SCI with diamonds ribies and sapphires.
 More than sss.e0o wonen have re- ceived pensions rom th- Britszh gov ernment because their husbands fell si the late war. Of this number 7t.ese have remarr.ed.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-12-20
HUMOR OF THE DAY
were you born.

Teacher-Nhere were you bornE
 Little Grl-I wasn't born at all; have a stepmother.-Life.
 Miss may I have a spoon?"
 ''Sot with me" said the pretty wait ress. I'm b1sy."-Louisvillo Courier Journal.
 "'Is he a man of his wordT"
 "I don't know. I've always insssed on cash when dealing with him---Iou- don Answers
 wife-The doctor says I must talk. more exercise.
 Hub-Am right. my dear. Anything you like except running pp bills--Bos- ton Transcript
 How about this new movie school io control artistic temperamentsg'
 "I understand one Of the professors !. a retired pug5:ist"
 If he hasn't retired too far he ought to De able to get results. Age-Herald.
 Millionaire-A ht husband for my daughter Why. in tl1e first place, she is half head tallor than you are.
 SUitor-well. sir. | don't expect 10 be so short after I am married--Bo<ton Transcript. Blinks-It woald prevent many an ae- cident if every nut on a car was kept l tight. -
 Jinks-But il is the tight nuts al ihs wheel that cause 90 many of them Cincinnati Enquirer. "A man ain got no mo right Twin" said Charcoal Eph- ruminatiyely, "zftah he miss a chicken on de loves rocs' oD moonlight night."-Richmond Times ! Dispatch.