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must be terrible thing to have so
much money that you have to get
your pleasure out here"
From which 1t will be seen that
bedmaking is no drawback to phil
osophy-but must carry on.
az **
NEXT OF this mad excitement the
~ trout fishing at Rainbow Ranch
supplies the most thrills for the mill
lonaires Of Pasadena. For at Rain
bow Ranch they fish where the fish,
ing Is always good. All. there's zest
to catching q ten-inch rainbow trout
in the mountain stream at this fish
hatchery. In fact, there's nothing
like 1t in this part Of the world.
Imagine huge hatchery where
thousands Of rainbow and brook trout
are brought up from infancy and al
lowed to swim into q short artificial
stream, from which they may be
lifted as easily as dropping the fly
into the water Talk about sport!
It makes a visit to a fish market q
real adventure.
2 But to- the aged millionaires of
Pasadena who love fishing this nsh
is what a private game pre-
serve Is to hunter. 1t is only neces-
sary to motor out Foothills Boulevard
to Rainbow Ranch and bring back as
many trout 'as one cares to eat for
dinner. For the fish are there and
II one drops the fly or bait below
- 81 - e.
sible not to catch one The little
trout literally hsht for the privilege
OF being hooked. And to show you
how sporty the sport really is-one
only pays foP the Ash enc catches!
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But riches attract riches and that
may be the explanation Certainly
more bona fide millionaires spend the
winter here than at any other resort
in America. Their villas make New
port look like a cottage colony and
their white hair puts to shame the
ten thousand little black mustaches
of the actory set Of Hollywood morc
than eighteen metaphorical miles
away.
But where in all America can one
get apoplectic over a bed-making con-
test or pull pleasant little trout from
a mountain stream at fat rate?
Why, in Pasadena, of course.
I'm not arguing with you-Im tell
ing you.
Copyright. 1872
Evening star., 1922-05-28
Height of Atmosphere.

TN recent address to a scientific
body in this city an eminent author
ity in such matters gave reasons for
thinking that the earth's atmosphere
extends to height varying with the
distance from the equator. At the
equator, he estimates, the height Is
$1,000 miles, which dirninishes to only
1900 at the poles- But Of course, be-
yond a few hundred miles above the1
ground the density OF the AtmospherGI
becomes % slight that IT. effects ane|
impeTesptibis.
Evening star., 1922-05-28

% cents from the initiation fee
and as there are no dues 1t is
not difficult to get even with the
club" IL one is willing to spend q
couple OF hours taking the little fish
off the hook.
While this fishing is great sport
for the aged millionaires of Pasadena,
1t is not to be disparaged by any one
with a fondness for freshly grilled
trout. Attendants at the ranch dress
the fish almost as quickly as they are
lifted from the stream and there are
rustic open-air grilis where they can
be cooked on the spot. Everything
is furnished from the wood to the
frying pans-and without extra
charge.
As there is a tremendous volume
Of Icy mountain water flowing
through the pools and stream, the
fish have unusually firm flesh and.
when properly cooked, wonderful
flavor. One can-and does-eat half
a dozen OF them for luncheon and
then return to the stream for dozen
or two more to take back to the
hotel for dinner.
1t is actually possible for the gay
old dogs from Pasadena to catch 4
basketful of trout without leaving
their motors. All of which would
make lzsak Walton gangrenous with
envy--if Conan Doyle could get 4
message to him.
\
DUT do not suppose that sbed-mak-
ing contests and fishing At .
hatchery are the only sports INDUCED
in by Pasadena's winter colony. This
winter playground abounds with golf
courscs, and chasing the elusive littlA
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sand Islands? AS it was. We didn't
there. That is. not until we'd started
place for the night.
UT was a regular yacht. I've got to
admit that. We had been rather
chesty over our own craft up to that
point. for while We were hailing
nothing classier than an occasional
fish boat. the Pyxie seemed the last
word in nautical elegance. But when
Mwe rounded to of Marco Island about
supper time and anchored within
biscuit tossing distance of this
Tlgress we knew in a minute that we
were only pikers at the game.
Shes a long, low, black affair, with
rows of shiny brass portfolios. three
fat yellow smokestacks, wireless feel
ers stretched from the signal mast.
and a mahogany motor tender riding
from a boat boom. AS we gawped
across at her We heard six bells
struck and a natty costumed sailor
hauled down the colors fore and aft
and ran up a little square of red at
the main erosstrees.
Indicating what. captain?" l asked.
Auction, or scarlet fever"
That's the meal pennant,' ex
planned Capt. Mears. Means that
they're going to eat aboard. He's
got all the frills, that guy. There go
his lights. l wonder he don't touch
off a sunset gun. too"
Looks like torpedo boat de-
stroyer," suggests Barry.
Most likely that's what she was
built for" says the captain. and
converted into a yacht since the war.
The government sold lot of .em off
cheap"
IF I'd thought. / would have bought
one," says l, but I'm always missing
out on bargain sales. Wonder who
owns herr"
TIL look it up in the register"
says the captain. And a moment
later he reads of the dope: Yacht
Tigress,, New York. New York Yacht
Club; owner J. Burton Scott"
why" says Barry That must be
the head of the Scott, Rumsey &
Munger hotel syndicate. Sure 1t is
Burton Scott. He's a piunser. Tore
down a whole block to build the
Plutoria on, you know. No wonder
he can cruise in style
II expect he'll be running down to
Key West tomorrow" says the
captain, land than on up to New
York"
New York;" says I. Say that
listens rather good"
"posentt it2" adds Barry.
me, wanna go home, too." puts
In Inez.
coMEHow 1t seemed that I had
~ started something. It's all well
enough knocking around the way
we'd been for . couple of weeks.
especially among such picturesque
scenes as you get on the west coast.
But when you've seen nothing but
green water and green mangrove is
lands day after day. and have had
hardly any living thing to watch ex-
cept pelicans and porpoise and white
herons, and no one to swap speech
with outside your own little party
and the crew, some way you get hop
ing for something different.
almost the middle Of May" sug-
rests Barry. 81 wonder how many
of the Broadway shows are still
hanging on"
"The shops will be showing the new
summer styles by now. says l. What
do you suppose the hats will be like.
1nez?'
1T dunno" she says. ME. want
ice cream sodas and to 30 to the
moviss.''
.T'd be satisfisd." adds Barry, ''if
could tuat climb onto the upper deck
Of \ ersan bus. ride up 5th avenue.
drop OF 1T Ssth. stroll through the
park and hike back to Tortoni's for
dinner and q few dances"
routts.. says / 'Eou.rar breaking my
s---s ~
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''Msser Scott send his compliments -
says he. :'and invite honorable guests
to visit the Tigress"
Hey" says Uncle Nels. What
say"
Hes extending the courtesies Of the
port" puts in Barry. Wants US to go
over and call. Sure we will. Everybody
ready"
We certainly were. Even Uncle Nels,
after he has set his white yachting cap
on at rakish angle, seems anxious to
be neighborly
Rather decent of friend Scott" I
whispers to Barry. Taking US in this
way-a lot Of strangers. What's the
idea. do you think?'
Probably takes us for travelling
plutes. like himself says Barry. II
hope Uncle Nels doesn't make any bad
breaks. and-er-wouldn't it be just
as well to hint to Inez about the gum"
'I'll see that she parks her cud be-
fore she leaves" says l.
Five minutes later we were being
received on the deck Of the TiEress by
this nifty dressed middle-aged sport
with the pop eyes and the mahogany
tinted bald head. I'll say he knew
how to do it graceful and elegant.
Why when he shakes hands with Inez
and me he bows so low l thought we
were going to get kissed on the
knuckles; and by the way he eases US
into the cushioned wicker chairs you'd
thought We were some kind OF royalty.
Then he snaps his fingers and the Jap
steward glides In with the demi tasse
tray and begins to hand around the
coffee.
LIE seems to be the real thing,
J. Burton. all gussied up in a
ouble-breasted white serge suit,
with periwinkle blue tie and clocks
Of the same shade in his white silk
socks. A fresh bachelors button in
his lapel gave the final touch. He
was impressive, all right. could
see Barry and Uncle Nels sizing up
his outfit.
OF course, we had all been fairly
close to regular plutes before, but
not when they had the background.
Anyway. none of US had ever really
been entertained by one. and it was
more or less Of an eye-opener to see
how it was done. For ]. Burton
surely had a good line. He simply
oozed of hand culture and man-of-
the-world stuff.
"Deuced jolly of you to come on
board the old tub says he, land
chirk up q lonely fisherman. Oh, yes.
I've been having q 80 at the tarpon.
I'm not so keen for it, I confess, Is
was once. but hang up few
scales in the trophy cabinet every
season. just to keep my hand In.
It's the same with moose. One feels
that il one doesn't bring in a buck
every fall he's rather out Of It..
Eh?"
"Oh, quite" says Barry, catching
the cue. And for a man who prob
ably never shot at any thing bigger
than a gray squirrel, he told it well.
Now will the ladies have more
coffee?" asks J. Burton. mo? Very
well. Mushitawki. The cordials."
AT that the Jap disappeared. to
come back presently with lot Of
slim glasses and some decanters.
"Kirsch, Curacao. or creme de
mentheg' he asks me.
They were all strangers to me, but
I couldn't ftivver at that stage. The
green will be better match for my
hair" says 1, pulling my best high
society smile.
** 49,
THAT might not have been the
: thing to say. but eot away
with II, and saved the othsrs from
Evening star., 1922-05-28
BY sEWELL FORD.

Nx yHErHER I'm called on or
w sss. sss; I'm %..: s'''s'"s ss BROADCAST ;ss s:s
the remark that Uncle Nels
Is good old sport. Maybe he did
start in as steerage passenger from
Sweden. and spend most Of his career
as a tightwad from the tall sticks
All that is in the dim and dusty past.
For in the last year or so he's been
learning to loosen up. and now he's
almost qualified as an idle richer.
II buying a yacht and cruising down
the west coast of Florida doesn't put
him in that class then what does?
ask you.
True, he got fed up on it in time
Just as the rest of US did. But I'm
betting that even the born gold
spooners get the same way. If not,
why wasn't there a yacht anchored
behind every one of the Ten Thou
Evening star., 1922-05-28

moment shed open her mouth and
put her foot In 1t.
you've been cruising down among
the Ten Thousand islands. have you?'
he asks
But before Inez could reply I had
cut in. "Oh, yes" says I, trying to
look bored. IT'S the thing to do,
suppose"
Absolutely agrees ]. Burton.
Just as one must run out to Bimini
from tho east coast, or to visit Cata-
lima when one goes to Los Angeles.
Only it isn't as yet overrun with
tourists. Thank heavens for that.
And it's a wonderful section Of the
Florida shore line. that maze Of man
grove islands. Such sunsets! No
where in the world have I seen any
thing to equal them, save coming
back from the Lido to Venice. You
remember. Miss Dodger
mods. why not? I wasn't under
oath, was I?
ANY luck fishing" he goes on.
Not a fish," says. l, struggling my
why, Trilby May? breaks IN 1nez
Indignant. Don't Uncle Nels and
me catch Iotta catfish? I bet We dc.
Big ones"
T COULD sec the shocked look
L spreading over J. Burton's refined
features. The very idea of mention
ing catfish when of course he was
referring only to tarpon! But 1 WAS
right there with the snappy alibi for
her.
"Ha, hal" says I. Doesn't she do
that sw edish dialect we'll. Mr.. Scott?
Picked 1t up while We were in Duluth
one summer. Give US some more,
Inez. Let's hear what you think of
seeing nothing but island, and tell
US where you want to go now" -
Huh" says Inez. Il get sick Of
islands. I wanna go by New York,
see movie shows. 'neverything."
"oh, / sayw exclaims J. Burton.
Perfectly ripping, you know. Ought
to work that UP into q monologue
and give it at some of those charity
affairs at the Ritz. But toll me.
where are you bound for from here?"
'rnex has said It," says I. New
York. And I'll admit I'm just dying
to get back myself. Don't you simply
love Fifth avenue At this time Of
year, Mr.. Scott"
"A VvafA
put that over, that I'd said the wrong
thing.
''In May?" says he. "Well. really,
cawnt say. Haven't been up as early
as that for years. No. shouldn't
fancy getting to New York before
the first Of June. One 10 liable to run
into such beasty weather before that,
you know Besides, even in early
Juno it's only 4 touch and 80 with
me. Just a stopover for shopping and
then on to Newport. Don't tell me,
my dear young lady, that you're
thinking Of going straight 70 New
York;
( "why--er-thst was the general
plan, rays /. "wky not?"
"oh, it isn't dons," says J. Burton,
looking almost painsd. "ons works
up. Augusta, Ga, n it's . bit earlier.
Too late for there. though One
wouldn't ind any one at Pinehurst
now, either. But there's White Sui
phur;. yes, and possibly Plneland. or
Asheville. All the really smart people
do It that way; you know. and .
week or % in the mountains bucks
one up wonderfully after . srrins
cruise In Florida waters. Really. So
the only thing - DO"
.sYs-s-ss9.~sAyS I draes1.
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srHEN. WHO IN THE NAME OF
COD LIVER OIL IS HE:. I
DEMANDS.
Evening star., 1922-05-28

THAT might not have been the
: thing to say. but ! eot away
with It, and saved the others from
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sand Islands? AS it was, we didn't
rub tenders with a single one down
there. That is. not until we'd started
north and had hung up at this Marco
place for the night
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TT was after we had changed At
Tampa ana were well started toward
Jacksonville that Barry came hack
from the smoking compartment to
where I was struggling to initiate
Inez into the mysteries Of Russian
bank.
why the foolish look on your face.
Barry boyr' asked. siancine across
the aisle as he slumps down in his seat.
EN-" says he. "oh, well, since you
noticed it I suppose might a. we'll give
the whole tale. Tits about that
Scott person"
"Not the elegant J. Burton" sasps.
''The arbiter Of fashion and the dicta-
tor Of correct custom among the who's
whoers."
"You mean." says Barry, .'the past
grand exalted head Of the Order of
Fournushsr& Duddy SCOTS his name,
and he isn't J. Burton at all"
"But-but there hs was on the yacht, I"
says !, wearing ali those lovely clothes,
and. getting on the proper lines"
Il know" says Barry, 'but he's q
fake, just the samA"
"Then who in the name Of cod liver
oil IL hs7" ! demands.
Hes the no-good brother-Duddy, .
says Barry. Used to be just room
clerk, until J. Burton made his stake q
few years ago and began letting him
sfavsl around with him. All he knows
about tbs smart ct IL what he's Rad In
the pagers and picked up aospsD hetaa
AssiA from The wrong adA Now hs
mateS himself useful - ssrt u . cross
bstxs1n . yAlst and . Dertine secretary
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About Whaling.

Copyright. 1927
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14

, debted than the educators. H wishes to take part in entertalH ing those attending this conventioA which he thinks is of vital impof tance to Alabama. Also, 1t is tT bwish of the store to afford teacher an opportunity to see the iates and smartest in spring and summe styles, and so a fashion show. com
 posed of the most beautiful girls |
 the city has been arranged to com
 between the third and fourth acts {
 the regular program.
 Costumes displayed by these model
 will be recent and beautiful model.
 MT. Halter declares. The young wom en themselves who have consented
 take part in the show are all we known for style and beauty. The
 will wear all told 12 or 15 gown
 during the fashion act. Those ap bearing in the fashion revue will D Misses Betty Finder, Jennie Lou sto wall. Louise Goetz and Lorina Tindel
 The performance will open at o'clock. The Kessleh- Halter enter tainment has been announced at eac convention session, and it is be
 lieved that the teachers will ava themselves of an afternoon of vaude vile entertainment as lighter sid
 to the convention IS well as an or portunity to see the latest styles.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14
CRIMINALS FEEBLE. MINDED SAYS BANS
 IN HYGIENE TAIL K.
Mrs. J. Brevard Jones of Montgomery Succeeds PartlaW as President
 For Ensuing Year

Mrs. J. Brevard Jones of Montgo- mery, president of the State Fedora tion of Women's Clubs was elected president of the Alabama Society of Mental Hygiene, at the final session of the society yesterday. Serving with her for the ensuing year will be pr. W. P. Partlow, secretary who was succeeded by Mrs. Jones; and Miss Myrtle Brooks, Montevallo, treasurer.
 No action was taken yesterday upon recommendations made We'd nesday by R. E. Tidwell, regarding a program for Adherence of the work in Alabama, but a committee was authorized for the president to name a committee to investigate Mir. rid wells plan, with power to oct. Yesterday. morning at 10:30 o'clock large crowd assembled for the clos ing session of the convention. The principal address being given by Major M. C. Bains, surgeon at the United States Veterans hospital Augusta Georgia.
 Major Rains talked along the line of work being done throughout this and others states by the juvenile courts.
 He stated that 50 per cent O. all cFifninais were ieeple mlnded. rms very large percentage he added" can be reduced by systematic train ing of the child before he reaches maturity. The child must be trained and treated berore he Is summoned before a court. One who is hard to control. disobedient, and the. like must be treated and trained"
 The society mas been meeting here in conjunction with the convention of the Alabama Educational associ- ation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14
ELKS BEGIN DRIVE
Expect Large Membership Through Campaign Inaugurated-Re-
 model Home

An active campaign for new mem bers is on at Birmingham Lodge No. 79, Benevolent Protective order of Elks and during the week Ss app!i- cations were referred to committees.
 The membership campaign is under the direction of Harry L. White as chairman and officials and members of the lodge are hard at work in an effort to increase the membership to 1000. Application blanks are now be- ing placed in the hands of every member of the lodge who are re- quested to devote as much time to the campaign as possible
 Plans for the rebuilding of the club house. are also now before the lodge. The remodeling at a cost of about $10e 900. would give the loca; lodge one of the best homes of the order in the south. The plans, now being considered by the lodge. in clude the addition of about 25 bach elors, shower baths, swimming pool. locker rooms and other modern con. veniences, for members of the lodge. The plans are not very definite as yet but within the next thirty to sixty days, full announcement. by the lodge, regarding the remodelinp plans will be given out.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14
IPA[M LEAF FANS
 COME UP WARRIOR
Variety of Merchandise in GuIfports Cargo of
 75O Tons

Palf leaf fans from New Orleans asphalt in drums from New Jersey safety fuses from Avon. Conn. and canned goods from New York are among the varied articles of merchan- disc coming up Warrior river via New Orleans and Mobile in the elf-pro- polling barge Gulfport.
 The total cargo IS 750 tons and the vessel will make the four ports on the river. Destination of articles be- sides these four ports is. Atlanta Rome, Ga, West Point, Ga, Corinth Miss, Chattanooga, Selma and Mont gomery.
 All the freight comes at 20 per cent under the all-rail rate. Delivery from ports Is by railroads touching them.
 Other items in the cargo are pre- serves from New Orleans. bed springs from New Orleans, sugar, rice and coffee, the last three being staples that come every trip.
 Merchants have begun discovering that the self propellers are suited to the transportation of any kind Of goods that railroads and express com Danies handle and the variety of ship ments Is increasing as merchants look more and more into the use of the Warrior river service.
 New Coal Terminal
 Manager DeBardeleben expects the Mobile coal terminal to be turned over 10 the Warrior transportation service by middle of May. This is expected 10 usher in new era in the Ala bama coal business at the port by urnishing constant large supply of bunker coal for ships as well as coal for export available at moments notice.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14
HOWARDEDUCATORS TELL OF EXTENSION SUNNI ER SCHOOL
Fifty-Five Birmingham Teach CTS Enrolled For Special Class Courses on
 Saturdays
Howard college has enrolled as

Howard college has enrolled aa extension students 55 teachers of the Birmingham city schools who are attending special classes on SatuF- days for which college credit is giv- en and are working toward stand ard college degree without conflict with their daily work, according to the annual Howard catalog of which proofs have been received. These teachers have been students In the special Saturday courses during the session and by attending summer sessions will ultimately win the A. B or B. s. degree from the college, ac- cording to William E. Bohannon, head of the education department and director of the Howard summer school.
 Report on work of the education department declares that the demon stration school, which was added la st September, has accomplished it's ob- ject in giving graduates of the de- partment the year of practice teach ing required by the state of college graduates for teachers license. The first year Of high school is taught by seniors in Education under direc- tion of Ruth Morris. a graduate of Howard, and the demonstration class consists of 31 pupils.
 Rapid growth of the summer ses- sion, with an enrolment of 325 stu dents in 1921, is briefly tabulated in the new catalog in connection with the work of this department. The first summer session was held in 1916 with an enrolment of 42 stu dents and five instructors. In the two following years the number of stu dents was 130 and 149 respectively. In 1919 the number reached 1s6 and on the following year 200 were en- rolled. Last summer a total of 325 was reached. All plans for the 1922 session are being made for an antici- pated enrolment of 800 students. The next session will consist of two terms of six weeks each, the session opening on June and closing on August 25th. Inquiries about the summer session have been coming in from teachers over the state since last October, according to Dr. Bo- harmon.
 Included on the Howard summer faculty are: N. R. Baker, c. c. Nose ley, Lula Bradford, Charles A. Brown, w. c. GriggA r. D. Graves. Rayner I. Tilman, all well known in Birmingham educational circles. The lfst of instructors will include 2S men and women, of whom 20 will offer courses with collere credit
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-04-14
Harding Proclaims
 Forestry Protection
 Week; to Be Observed

Copies of President Harding's call for the observance of Forestry Pro- tecton Week, April 12-16, have been received in Birmingham by the local council of the Boy Scouts of Amer lea.
 Roland L. Shine, scout executive, stated yesterday that no special cam paign will be put on by the local or- ganization, although scouts are taught at all times to protect and conserve our forests.
 President Harding, in his procla- nation called upon schools and civic bodies to observe the week by ap- propriate exercises. The last day of Ethe week, April 22 marks the fif- tieth anniversary of Nebraskas first tree planting day In 1872.
 Arbor day in Alabama comes on February 22 and no special observ- ance of forestry week is expected In the state.