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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09


Weather: Bum.
Spoarts: Last Sattiday Benny
Potts and Sid Hunt found q peece
of rope and went erround looking
for sailer to show them how to
tie some diffrent notts, wich jest
wen they thawt they wasent go
ing to find one they found one
and he sed he would show them
the Siameez mott and he took the
rope and tied them together with
it by the legs, and then he went
away laffing and they couldent
get theirselfs undid and they
started TO ask men going past if
they had pen nife, wlch about
the 18th one did.
Sissiety: Miss Loretter Mincer
can stand on her hands, tern a
cart wheel and is practicing tho
split but she still gets stuck less
than half ways down. She says
she cant make up her mind whe-
ther TO go in the movies or be a
Red Cross nerse.
Poem by Skinny Martin
A Fearse Blow
| once gave a berthday party
The invitations sed, No presents
please,
And all the guests took it seri-
Gus,
Maybe I wasent disappointed,
holey geez.
EXter! Boy Lost, Sid Hunts lit
tie brother Bert got lost for 3
hours last Wensday and all the
fellows was looking for him and
hoping for a reward but he found
himself and got home jest in time
for suppir.
For Sale Cheep. Full set Of car
penter tools consisting of one saw
ony needing Site sharpening
and half of a new handle, one
partly loose screw driver. one
hammer with an exter short con-
venient handle and q Jelly glass
full of assorted mixed males and
screws not all rusty. See Puds
Simkins.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
BY THE WAY

A word to the wise is often resented.
9 9 9
CIemenceau certainly had a great deal
on his chest.
Sometimes Congress just loafs, and at
other times it filibusters.
@ g
The allies are reported to have agreed
on the Turkish problem. A greed is
good.
Paris is doll crazy, says a news item
The Ear" must have been lost in cable
transit.
Those who advocate mechanical de-
vices to limit speed of automobiles seem
to think it's time to make the highways
safe for democracy.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
COURT SENTENCES A
MAN TO EAT A GOOSE
A DAY FOR SIX DAY

Atlanta, Ga. Dec. S.---Louis +
zoll today began serving his 2
tence of eating one goose d.
for six days following his ARA
ment in police court here yes
day because his flock Of six
mestic geese kept neighbors ata
with their Kissing and honllir 3
Pazoll, unable to sell his +,
cred flock, suggested TO the G.
that his case be dismissed II j
served one goose a day to his fag
lily. He expects to encounter !
trouble in carrying out the s.
tcnce.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

I provisions varying from sc decline
to n gain of &c.
II was only for brief time
around the opening that unexpect-
ed lower quotations at Liverpool
| had any influence on the wheat
market here. Attention here, how.
ever. was occupied for the most
part with gossip about what the
president would say in regard to
agriculture and about financing ex-
ports Of foodstuffs, Many traders
expected that the message would
prove bullish, and they bought in
accord with that belief.
Summaries of the message failed
to equal bullish anticipation, and
there was a good deal Of wheat
selling on tie part of early buyers.
The market eased down in conse-
quence, but the decline brought
about a r-newal of purchasing.
With domestic primary receipts
falling off and with European crop
reports construed as rather bullish,
the market closed firm, little no
tice being given to an assertion
that Russia had 100000 tons Of
grain available for export.
Heavier receipts had bearish
effect on the corn market. slightly
more than offsetting the influence
of wheat strength. Oats were lifted
as a result of hurried covering by
December shorts.
Provisions were dull. but were
steadied by firmness Of hog values.
Closing prices:
Wheat - Dec $1t9ts; May,
s117H; July, St.0S1s.
Corn--Dec., 70$c; May 6o%c;
July, 695sc.
oats-Decp 441sc; May, 43Bc;
July, 401sc.
Lard-Jan., $1,000; May 5000.
Ribs-Jan., $9.72; May, $3.50.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
A LITTLE LAUGHTER
Why She Oversight


This is the fourth morning that
you've been late, Susan" said the
mistress to her maid.
Yes, ma am" replied Susan. ~
oversight myself, ma'am."
Where Is the clock | gave YOU"
In my room, ma'am."
Don't you wind it up?"
"Oh, yes ma'am, l wind it up,
ma am"
And do you set the alarm"
Every night, maam, / set the
alarm"
But don't you hear the alarm
in the morning, Susan
NO. nla'am. That's the trouble,
ma'am. You sec, the thing goes
OFF while I'm asleep, ma NJ
London Answers.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
WOOD HAS RESIGNED
OFFICE AS PROVOST
OF PENNSYLVANIA u

Washington, Dec. s. Major
General Leonard Wood has re-
signed the office of provost of the
University of Pennsylvania in or
der that he might comply with
the expressed wishes of the admin
istration" and remain as governor
general Of the Philippine Islands,
it was officially announced today
bg the war dep4rtment.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
GRAIN
Chicago Board Of Trade

Chicago, Dec. S.--Wheat aver
aged higher in price today, owing
chiefly to buying associated with
President Hard; .g's message. The
market closed firm at the same as
yesterdays figdres TO ! cent up,
with May $1.17H to S1.17ss and
July $1.0S1s to $1.0Sh. Corn closed
unchanged to 1sc to Hc lower.
oats unchanged to 4e higher. and
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

Kansas City, Dec. Seattle
Receipts $500. Beef steers mostly
10c to 15c higher.
Hogs-Receipts $500. Market
slow to packers; early trade 1Oc
higher, closing with advance lost;
top, $S.25.
Sheep-Receipts 1900. Lambs
active and steady. Good fed west
erns, $14.50.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
Denver

Denver, Dec 8.-Cattle-Ro-
ceipts 700. Market steady. Beef
steers, $50; COWS and heif-
ers, $3,50 a 700; calves. S6.oO@
800; stockers and feeders, $1,000
7.25.
Hogs-Receipts 400. Market
steady. Top, $50; bulk, $6.750
100.
Sheep-Receipts $500. Market
steady. Lambs, $12.00@14.25:
ewes, SA00W6.75; feeder lambs,
S12.00@13.50.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
New York Money

New York, Dec. S.-Call money
Easier. High. ruling rate and
offered at per cent low and last
loan, 4 per cent; closing bid, Az
per cent
Time loans Steady. Mixed coll
lateral, 60 and 80 days. AZ to 5
per cent; four and six months, Az
TO per cent.
Prime commercial paper, AZ per
cent.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
WOMAN FOUND GUILTY

Florence, Ariz,, Dec. S.-Miss
Catherine Encinas was found gull
ty of first degree murder for the
Staying Of DR.. w. G.. Randall.
prominent Florence physician, by
jury in superior court here today.
The jury recommended life impris-
onment.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
New York Metals

New York. Dec. S.-Copper-
Steady. Electrolytic, spot and fu-
lures, 14c.
Lead-Quiet. Spot, $7.10@7.S5.
Zinc-Steady. East st, Louis
spot and nearby delivery 1880
7.30.
Foreign bar silver, 64Ic.
Mexican dollars, t9c.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
Liberty Bonds

New York, Dec. S.--Liberty
bonds closed: 31$s. s1OO.34; Sec
ond As. $500; first AVS $9S.96;
second AIS, $9S.40; third Az S,
$3.50; fourth AIS, s9S.SS; VIC
tory Ans (uncalled), $10O.3O: VIC
tory ANS Called, 800; U. S.
treasury AIS, $99.70.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

Kansas City, Dec. S.-Eggs-
Market unchanged.
Butter--Market unchanged.
Poultry - II Is. unchanged: +:
springs unchanged, 1c lower. 16m
1Sc; broilers unchanged; turkeys
unchanged.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

Tired Tim knocked at the door of
a cottage. 1t was a chilly day and
he was very hungry.
The old lady who opened the
door was a good sort. She asked
him into tho kitchen aud placed
before hin q nicely cooked msal
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
Ono Kick I.css

A tramp knocked at the kitchen
door.
please, ma'am, I've lost a
leg"
well, it amt here" said the
irate mistress.---Selected
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

over the plan. If it will really eliminate
hampering red tape and overlapping de-
partmental duties and save large sums Of
money with increase of efficiency, it
should have warm public approval.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
Kansas City

Kansas City, Dec. S.-Casl
wheat--No. . hard. $111@1.19.
Corn-No. 3 white, 6912c.
Hay-Market Unchanged.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

but eased off to 4ls and then to 4,
where it closed. The time money
aud commercial paper markets
were quiet.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

What sort Of a place did you
go TO last summer"
well, one hair net lasted me
two eks."-Exchange.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
q ARE EXECUTED IN
MOUNT JOY PRlS0I

Dublin, Dec. 8 (bv the Associ-
ated Press) Rory O'Connor and
Liam Mellowes, together with two
other Irish rebels, were executed
in Mount JOY prison this morning
it was officially announced
The two other men executed
were named Joseph McKelvey anC
Richard Barrett, both prominent
republicans.
An official army report states
that the four men were executed
as a reprisal for the assassination
of Sean Hales, the deputy shot yes.
terday, and as a solemn warning
to those associated with them "ir
the conspiracy Of assassination
against the representatives of the
Irish people"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
Toreign Exchange

New York, Dec. S.-Foreien ex-
changes, steady. Great Britain de-
mand, $A5Gta.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
The Markets
BY the Associated Press.
FINANCIAL

| wan EpNANNN
New York, Dec. S.--The com
plexion Of today's stock market un'
derwent an abrupt change for thu
better this afternoon when specu
lators for the decline were com
| PEELED to abandon their efforts or
I the short side because of their fail
ure to bring out any large volume
of stock. Rails proved a vulner-
able target TO early pressure, but
industrials offered better resistance
and it was the strong buying power
appearing in such leaders as Bald
win, United states Steel common
and Studebaker that turned prices
upward again after noon.
The partial recovery in railroad
shares was stimulated by President
Hardings message to congress ap-
proving railroad mergers and the
pooling of equipment, and recon-.
mending abolition of the railroad
labor board aud the substitution OF
a labor division of the Interstate
Commerce Commission with power
TO enforce its decisions. Canadian
| Pacific, Illinois Central, Pere Mar
quette and Reading. which had
beon weak in the early dealings
closed at slight gains. Preferred
issues Of the st. Paul and Rock
| Island systems registered net losses
of more than n point each.
Recent heaviness OF railroad
shares had been attributed to tax
alton selling and unloading pools
which. had become discouraged by
the lack OF public participation.
Studebaker continued to reflect
the favorable earnings report OF
the company. and speculative APP
proval of the directors intention to
continue the SO dividend rate on
the new stock. today's closing
prices of 1884 representing a net
gain of "a. Other motors inn
proved in sympathy Chandler
climbing "a point and Hudson,
Moon, Packard, Pierce Arrow and
Willis Overland fractionally Ac-
cessories also did better; Fisher
Body advancing 3is points.
Sugars were taken in hand again
and gains Of one to two and a half
points We're recorded in that group
by American Beet Sugar, American
Sugar, Cuba Cane common and
preferred. South Porto Rican and
Cuban American.
National Lead established o new
top at $1.19K on revival Of re-
ports OF a stock dividend. Strength
OF tobacco shares reflected reports
showing a large increase In cigaret
shipments during the first eleven
months Of the year.
Baldwin was pushed up q
points on the day. L. S. Steel COM
mon touched 104 but reacted to
1035s for fractional gain. and
/ Corn Products crossed 1872 for n
met gain Of e in response to some
heavy short selling. Other out
standing strong spots were Hendee.
Pullman, Tidewater OIL, Wool
worth and wells Fargo Express, all
up "a to az points. Plggly Wiggly
established new top. Days total
sales. $4,000 shares.
Call money opened at . per cent
and asked him why he did not go
to work.
Il would" replied Tim, "if / had
the tools"
What sort OF tools do YOU
want?' inquired the old lady.
"A knife and fork said Tired
Tim --JiIdpa
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

Roderick tEory) O'Connor and
Liam Mellowes, We're leaders of the
band of Irish insurgents that held
the -Four Courts building in Dub
lin in its stand against the free
state troops last June. Each was,
taken prisoner when the building
was captured after a three days
siege
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
XnnIOgical

Chimp Coming from the dress
ing-room)--"You said you had
shown me everything of interest
about the university you deeeitful
old thing"
Panzee (all worried)-"But I
did. duckie."
Chimp--"You didn't show mo
the zoo" ...........
Panzee--"Thefe isn't any zoo,
little girl"
Chimp--"You mean old thing. 1
know there is. 7 heard Mary lust
say she saw a dancing wham that
was the cats klookus and Nell said.
That's nothing; ! saw bird with
n pedal potency on him like d cen
tipc cde'l' Virginia Reel
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

,rr-pD,y December .. 1922
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09
DUG OUT BY ROOT

Babe Ruth is chopping wood this winter in or
der to reduce his avordupois. If he could find
some means of reducing his ego, he might get far
ther next year
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-09

and asked him why he did not go
to work.
Il would" replied Tim, 'ff had
the tools"
What sort OF tools do YOU
want?' inquired the old lady.
"A knife and fork" said Tired
Tim. Judge.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
Health Restored
By Radium

The wonderful curative power OF
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Hoa,ever. the benefits of this pr sclous
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To prove just what this remarkaois
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Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

ming adds to it's individuality. Padded
velvet flowers in the same rich shade
girdle the frock, while cream lace
forms the collar and drops in a sash
at the side. The lace sash is most
effective against the velvet.
Apricot taffeta forms the simple
bodice of the other dance frock. Its
built of rows of slightly fulled chiffon
joined to each other by cording.
Carrying out the same idea as the
padded flowers on velvet, are the
grapes which grace this model at
shoulder and hip. They are changea-
BILE t~affeta, the color of pink grapes,
Of grapes when held up to the light
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
DYE BLOUSE Or
BABY'S COAT IN
DIAMOND DYES

Diamond Dyes" add years Of wear
to worn. faded skirts, waists, coats,
stockings, sweaters, coverings, hang
ings, draperies, everything. Every
package contains directions so simple
any woman can put new, rich, fadeless
dolors into her worn garments or
draperies even if she has never dyed
before. Just buy Diamond Dyes-no
other kind-then your material Will
come out right. because Diamond Dyes
are guaranteed not to streak. spot,
fade or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye
is wool or silk, or whether it is linen,
cotton or mixed goods.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
8y ANNETTE BRADSHAW

Here are two very smart and very
frocks which are ideal evening
modes for the girl who is at college.
Every college girl finds a velvet dress
becoming and useful, and the currant-
red of this model makes it fit better
into the background of winter even
ings. The other combines chiffon and
taffeta in apricot shade.
For dinner or for more dressy
dance occasions, the young girl needs
at lease one frock with sleeves. Ii
she is at boarding school the sleeves
are often a requirement. The lines OF
this Guaranteed velvet evening gown
are essentially becoming, and its trim
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

Partisan edict were broadcasted to tie
up one leg and use. a pearl handled
crutch we would all be there With the
leg tied up and at least an imitation
pearl on the crutch handle.
1t were well that an o~verabundance
OF humor was not incorporated into
our ridiculous sex, else we would never
experience the thrill of looping off our
locks one week and the next attempt
ing to lop them right back on again;
vank out our eyebrows one day and
try to chase them back onto first base
again the next, nor one season how far
we could go one way with a skirt
length, how far in the opposite direc-
ton the next.
Some others of New York's coiffeur
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
FOB WHOM DO WOMEN DREss7'

When short skirts, lIpstIcks n
rouge we're at the height of their fash
ion the inmates of Bedford reforma-
tory went on strike to be allowed to
dress and paint like other girls. Now
that the fashion papers are printing
nictures of styles with longer skirts
the women in the retormatory wahI 10
have their skirts heightened to keep up
In Rpdford reformatory there are no
mon except the superintendent and
watchmen. The girls and women have
no onnortunity to exhibit their attire
except to one another.
Their conduct should help to answer
he old question whether women dress
to please and attract men or to emu.
late and outshine each other, Lovelace
wrote: sStrong walls do not a prison
make nor iron bars a cage Clearly
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
Removing Stains

Clean white kid slippers with any
mild soap and sprinkle them with tai
cum powder. When dry, rub Off with
a soft cloth. This makes them retain
that new look.
Yellow spots on clothing are often
due to acid. Try immersing them in
a weak solution of ammonia and warm
water.
A few drops of turpentine added TO
the rinsing water when washing white
silk hose, underwear, skirts. etc, pre-
vents them from turning yellow.
To clean fur collars and cuffs, rub
thoroughly with Coalmeal soaked IN
gasoline.
The white braid on blue wooden
middies may be cleaned by sponglng
with a solution of white soap. Press,
and the MILDLY will look like new.
To remove powder stains from your
| suit or dress collar, sponge with tur-
p~entine.
any wash goods, before wettlng ruo
the spot with lard. This loosens me
grease and it will wash out easily
Also lard can be used on wooden goods,
then washed out with gasoline with a
| blOtter under the spot. LUIS 70 SP'NH
| did for mems Palm. Beach suits.
Vaseline rubbed on the scuffeo
places of shoes before they. are poi
| ;shed will render the scratches invls-
| ible and also prevent the surface from
| becoming further scratched.
To wash handkerchiefs so that they
do not d;scoIor. put them in a tub OF
cold water. to which n handful of salt
has been added. The next day wash
them ont and boil them with one table.
snoon of salt and one teaspoon OF
orris root. Rinse in cold water and
~ - a. dry
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

NEW YORK.-(Special correspond
~ ence.)-A shop girl turned to her
sister worker one day and remarked
in a tone of disgust, Mamie, you
simp. why don't you bob your HAIR
like all the other girls, and show some
signs of originality"
The augury for the approaching
beauty session is that Mamie will be
advised now to show the same signs
of originality by doing her hair up
again.
Bodied hair is doomed by the edict
of coiffeur artists in Paris, and we,
original as all the rest OF the sheep
who follow their leader no matter
whittier he leads, will drag out the old
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS

S. l.. G.: You van romantical eye
lashes? l don't blame you. We all
do. Think Of the damage one can do
with the long, sweeping fringes and a
pair of liquid eyes. But they are hard
to acquire unless they are attached
to us on the first day. Vaseline is
supposed to make eyelashes and eye
brows grow, and if persisted in long
enough will make a difference, but
| don't want to hold our promise TO
you that any miraculous growth fol-
lows unless yOu keep at the remedy
for months and months.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
WHEN THINGS ARE WORN

To mend a small hole in an umbrella.
take a small piece of blask sticking
plaster and soak till quite soft. Place
under the hole and let dry. This is bet
ter than darning.
Make babies bootees from the tops
Of kid gloves, using as a pattern an old
out bootee, which is easily ripped.
Pieces of oplin, velvet and flannel can
also be used.
Save f~lour-sacks, bleach and sew to-
gether, then dye them any color de-
sired. They make excellent comforts.
If your ice-pan has small holes in 1t,
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
ON SHOES

Some of the new one-strap shoes
have little rosettes of ribbon or leather
in contrasting color placed at one side,
and these are also smart with a two
color costume of the sports or semi
sports type, as they are often made
up in comfortable low or medium heel
styles
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
ANY FAMILY MAY TRY IT FREE

Thousands of parents are asking
Themselves, Where ian / find a trust
worthy Iaratiue that anyone in he
famiiy can use rhen constipdted?"
urge yon TO Try. Syrup Pspsin.
/ 1U tlndty prupids a liberal free
sample bottle, sufficient fos an adequate
test. Write me uhere 10 send IL.
Address DR.. w. B. Caldwell, SIS
Warrington ST.. Monticello. Illinois.
Do IL noui
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

They are consti-
patton and COM
mon colds. Many
doctors now be-
lieve that colds,
tonsilitis, a touch
of malaria will
cause ~constipa-
ton, instead Of
constipation be-
ing their cause.
The fact rer,pina
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01
GLOVES AND HANDBAGS

A late Paris fad is matching gloves
and handbags. They are made of silk
and leather; that is, the bags are. and
the gloves are of leather with fancy
stitching and often silk facings.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

pigtail and set about finding ways and
means of attaching it somehow, some
where, to the tickle scalp again.
Might as Well Surrender
Some of New York's best hairdress-
ers who have reaped a harvest out of
clipping and pruning and permanently
waving the bobbed head are putting up
a fine barrage of protest, declaiming
in terms emphatic that the bob goes
merrily on and will continue SO to do
(if they nave any voice in the crisis
now become internationally. But the
signs-they point, and when they do
you might just as well surrender now
as later. We all do eventually.
I would be willing to wager If a
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-10-01

Mrs. W. f.: Take q hand pomice
stone. and after the bath rub the cal
loused spots on the soles of the feet
slntiI the flesh is smooth. The other
foot troubles and remedies therefor
are covered in a booklet, for which /
would ask you to send stamped ad-
dressed envelope. please. Yes, a good
corr killer.