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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

that the individuals referred to have
all contributed their share, hut they
poin, out that It was ycKochnio who
patched u? the schmidt trouble ani
McHechnic who added RusScll's ~
oontimctcr bat e. the available ar,
tillcry. Players themselves have air.
ed their views
This psychology stuff may be
called the bunk by some. but I'm for
1t, said one of the veterans. We
looked like huns when McKrhnic
took hold. Then "" start out and
break the seasons record for consc-
cutive victories. How do YOU oy-
plain IT, Easy
IS hmit'y comes back 10 take the
kid catchers in hand and in a few
days he has the pitchers believing
they can't lose. Russell blows In and
gets hit by iho home run bug. Tier.
nsy goes on q rampage and boosts
his batting average to $40. Bigbe"
blows himself to similar average.
Max Carey and Rabbit Maranyillc,
the two real cogs OF the outfit, have
their greatest s-as,n. Grimm and
Traynor prove they are really won
derful ,iielders despite their hard
luck with the bat.
Then the pitchers go crazy.
Cooper. Morrison. Carlson. Adams
and Glazncr all turn in shutouts or
hold the enemy to ono or two runs.
They get out there and s0ak'"m
through. well knowing that they
have team that can 80 back aud
g.,'em. Look over m" records and
see how stlngy they all hay" been
With bases on balls There Is your
psychology again. They took chances,
but broke the old pill over the plate"
Fred Clarke. former manager, has
been travelling with the team for a
couple Of weeks.
Best vacation | could blow my
self to-" said the Kansan.
Clarke. lik. John McGraw, doesn't
Ike to make predictions. lie seldoc
talks before crucIa! game or 4
WorlI'G series battle. bu, o." did open
up a biz here the other day.
Yea. think the Pirates VIII
come through In 1898" hc said. ~
team needs five "5acatials to win a
championship. Thra" are Manage.
ment. pitching. hItl!ng. fielding and
nerve.
II think our pit hing staff easily
has il on the Giants. The Pirates
are the hitting FOOLS VI the league
Aud can endorse McKcchnir'J de-
Clarations regarding the fielding.
Yes, they should cop"
One familiar figure may be miss.
Ing next year That's Babe" Adams.
The big right handler wants to re-
tire. hut he may change his mind.
II is an open secret that Adams
oycr-cNcrted himself this season.
Past 40 Lc pttched shut out bail when
lie had To. but like the Mighty Matty
O; the Oldrn days. he took things
easy when he could. His friends on
the team have told Of the nights,
after hard hattl.g Nhgn Adams arm
was so sore he could hardly life IT,
His perfect control and his uncanny
knowledge OF batters were his aces
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13
Fed Up

Scene: Bush corner. A traffic
hold.up owing To bus having run
over cat.
Policeman on point duty. wearily.
TO an aged lady tthe l37thD irqulr.
Ing as to what had hoppcned Yes,
Ma'am. q bus ran over a cat
What. really. In the middle OF
the s,reet?"
mo. ma'am. the cat climbed up n
lamp-post and the bus went after II
and caught II at the top"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13
Different

A furious man rushed into a news
paper office. He was a local ceie-
brity. and had been reported a. pre-
sent at a boxing match.
You referred 10 me as tho well
known lightweight champion" he
roared.
And I'm not. That's my brother,
I'm the coal merchant"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Would yuu prefer shopping around
ut hay iuu different plir"H 10 find .
certain record ur trade with u firm
that maintains u trained person In
charge OF practically "a complete stock
uf ton thousand records Earl Sh.p.
herd Record Service IL the best In
southern oregon, il.it
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Wise buyers naturally know that
Victor Records are smoother. clearer
In tone. have largest variety, best
artists and most correct musical ar
rangcmcnt. Earl Shepherd. Excu-
giye Music store. 1914
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Not Just few Records ~ our
rhoir" ON sale but practically the
complete Victor Catalogue. Earl
ihephrri Exclusive Music store.
1g't
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13
NEW STADIUM WILL
ACCOMODATE 6s,coo

PASADENA. Cal. oH. I3.-Pas.
adena's now stadium. planned tn ar-
comoddtc an audience OF $4,000.
will be- sufficiently near compile
tion 70 permit play OF ,hr &. $. C..
California gam" her" October 2S. II
will b" turned over 10 tho Tourna.
mcnt of Roses association Nov mbor
l by th" contractors and construo-
iion of seats will be- continued
through November and December.
II ig roputcd that - percent ~ an
the records sold last year IN the
L. $, \. were Victor Records Why
experiment. Earl shepherd Eynlu-
gY" Music Store. l3-lI
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Wear DuNhak Hunting .luthos
hon YOU Fp aftrr the Ducks
l.. Il II Store. l2-It
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Patrick MackInaws for Dad and
the Boys at X. X. X Store. 1914
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

We stopped little Alice who lives
down our street the other day and
asked her II her little brother could
talk yet. Yes, she replied. but
no one but mother and grandmother
can understand her"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Knox Hat nov styles In vriuurs
and llrayurf Is X X Store, i2-i.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

LOWS Union sults-ln all FAN
weights and fabrics. X. X. X Store
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

An endless assortment a! wool
shirts at X. X. X. Store. 1914
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

A mosquito Is a great screen actor
and he alway gets by. says Harry
Borel
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

The X. X. X. Store Is headquarters
for Overcoats. l2-l4
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Frank Sexton says We can't all be
highfliers--s somebody has TO stay on
the ground and look up,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

What Is an undertaken,
An undertaken Is a man who fol-
lows the medical profession.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13
BEI.I.IGERENT Youth

Reginald's n ssrapper--of that there
Is no doubt:
lie scrapped his fathers auto the
first time he went out,
At every social gathering he's right
there with the punch.
And he can kill more time than any
person in the bunch'
lie did not fight the Germans -bu,
he fought against the draft,
He's smashed all the conventions,
then lightly. he has laughed
All. peaceful folk breathe easier
when Reginald decamps.
Why. believe that he could like
his weight In postage stamps
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

Duchess Trousers 10. button,
81 rip. X X X. store. l2-li
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13
NEW TODAY

WANTED Competent woman Tor
general hnu .cwurk Apply HlH
High ur phone iON, NU
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

An automobile ad says the sun
day outing keeps man up to
scratch. II does II he spends the day
among the wood chiggers.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

RADIO SETS WIrrlcgg concerts lrn
coming IN IN hotlcr shape nov,
comr IN and place YOUR order Ter ~
uutt,t and receive orchestra Nnd
phnnoRrarh concerts zach evening "
your own homo. T.. II, Lucas ~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

The Office Cat
ny JuNlCs

Whether you believe IN hcredity
or not" declare Horace Manning,
you muH admit that q boy. whose
parents can't work arlthmot!c Il,
Handicapped at school"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

NOH SALE White oulmrl"l uuirk
Meal woe stove equipped VITA hul
Vutcr coils ThIs n % h.rrHu tNN
23i after % u'tlu,k IB.il
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

They are putting motorcycles in.
stead OF bicycles on special delivery
stamps now. but the speed limit is
the came. gargles John Mccall.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

T. A. Stevenson says another reas-
or why We like to get postal card
Is because Il doesn't come marked
postage due"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-10-13

She--"Oh. the monotoay of this
place! ! fear before the days over
Il will drive me Wild"
He-"May come around this
evening""
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

But do not make the mistake by
thinking the trifing things you do not
really need or want are either COM
forts or luxuries. Do not spend your
money for little inconsequential
things. Save it for something worth
while. You cannot save money
by carrying it around in your poe
ket-hoarded money is inexcusable.
Idle capital is the thief Of income.
Money slips away unless it is placed
in a safe place. The best place is
in secure investment, an interest
bearing investment, where your
money works for you. When the
time comes you can get something
worth while, the home, the automo-
bile, the vacation trip, or anything
else that will bring joy into the lives
Of yourself and family. If you have
only a. small sum to save, invest in
postal savings. You can open a.
banking account with your govern
ment with ten cents. That will buy
a ten-cent savings stamp and ten
stamps can be exchanged for a 81
interest bearing postal savings GER
tificate. Postal Savings have prov
ed to be very popular with the peo-
pie, many buying the limit which is
$780,.
"The government is also offering |
very attractive investment in the
form of Treasury Savings certif-
Gates. For $40 you can buy one Of |
the lowest denomination, and in five
years the government will redeem it
for $25, your 500. earning SIS. If
you have $50 to invest it will earn
$40, and for your $500 investment
you will get 5000 in interest. All
the time this money which is work.
ing for you will be safe and secure.
You can get your principal at any !
time in case of an emergency, with
interest at 31s per cent while it has
been in the keeping of the Govern
ment What is more, these Certi-
ficates are registered in the Treas
ury Department and you are safe
from loss. or theft. They are ex-
empt from the normal Federal in
come tax, and from estate and local
taxation Except estate and inherit
ance taxes.) They pay Az per
cent interest compounded semi san-
nually, if held until maturity; that /
means 25 per cent on your investment
in five years.
"Get that idea of making the post
office your bank for your savings and
small investments. 1t IS just the
same as making your government
your bank, for the post Office is
part of the government. Become
a member of this great United States
Government Savings System, the
safest system in the world"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
SAVE FOR A PURPOSE

Make the Post Office Your Bank
ut does not need argument" said
Postmaster John O'Sullivan of this
city Ito convince any sensible per-
son that saving is a good thing for
the individual, for the community, and
for the nation. Saving does not
mean that you shall forego the COM
forts of life, or even the luxuries.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

If the modern novelist merely call
ed spade spade, it wouldn't be
SO bad; but they take rake and
make hero out of him, opines H.
p. Axelberg.
=
"A wicked left and then right,
He ragged and kicked with all his
might,
His eyes lit up like stars at night
He couldn't get a 34-inch tire on q
36-inch rim.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
CROPS SHOW GAIN OVER 1921

CROPS SHOW GAIN OVER 1921
The Department of Agriculture's
June crop report based on the con-
dition of crops June l, forecasts
winter wheat crop the fourth largest
in the countsry's history with a total
Of more than 607,OO0,e00 bushels.
During May the indicated produc-
ton increased 22,OO0,OO0 bushels Of
which 100000 bushels was credit
ed to Kansas.
The spring wheat crop will be 49,
100000 bushels larger than last years
with total of 247 100000 bushels,
placing the counIrys total wheat
crop, winter and sr1ing combined, at
about 855,O00,0OO bushels, or co.
100000 bushels more than was pro-
duced last year. Hroduction of oats
is forecast at 1,3O5,Oo 1900 bushels,
or 244,OOO,OoO more than last years
crop.
Apples, peaches and pears are more
abundant this year, last years crops
having been curtailed by frosts. The
apple crop is almost double what it
was last yedr but not SO large as the
1920 crop. An apple crop Of 49,
100000 bushels was forecast, COM
pared with 98,000,OOO bushels last
year and 22S, 100000 in 1920. Peach
production was estimated at 3d.
629,000 bushels and pear prospects
were said to indicate about a nor
NAL crop of around 100000 bus
hels."
Warranty Deed Blanks for sale at
fho Tinonc ofHcn
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
MOST, INDEED

Moss men treat their weakness with
more consideration than they deserve,
says Roy Markham.
-
"Mommer, mommer, why does that
man write things like that Office Cat
stuff 2"
"Sh-h-h! Perhaps he has a
widowed mother to support
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
LINE FORMS ON THE RIGHT

|. Just before the service the minis
ter was called into the vestibule by
a young couple, who asked that he
MARI ythem. He answered he had
not time then but that if they would
wait until after the sermon he would
be glad to accommodate them. Ac-
cordingly, just before the benediction,
he annuonced:
"Will those who wish to be mar
ried today please come forward?"
Thirteen women and one man
stepped up.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
TT FREQUENTLY rs A

SAD WORLD
Frank Downs says a suspicious
woman never feels quite convinced
that all is right after she has found
a pink ribbon in the car her husband
had out the night before.
-
We shouldn't criticise congress for
the bonus delay. We have the best
Congress money can buy.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
OUR LOOKS BAD ENOUGH NOW.

Let Wegler Bros. crate and ship
your furniture all over the United
States in Chicago News.
=
Girls err who try to drink and
work, The stewed chicken of to-
hight is the canned peach of to NOR
row.
81 ---t- = ~
! Did you hear the chimney swallow,
Freddy!
That wasn't the chimney, Esther,
that was /.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
RETAIL COSTS OF FOOD

The United States Department of
Labor has completed the compila
tions showing changes in the retail
cost of food in rs representative
cities of the United States.
During the month from April Is,
1922, to May Is, 1922, Is of the rs
cities inc reased as follows: Rich
mond, 2 per cent; Atlanta, Baltimore,
Birmingham, Seattle, Butte, Cincin-
natl, Milwaukee, Norfolk, Philadel-
phia, Savannah, Seattle, st. Louis,
and Washington, D. c., l per cent;
The following cities increased less
than five-tenths of per cent, Chi
cago and Omaha. The other ten CT
ties decreased as follows: Newark,
2 per cent; Boston, Fall River, Kan
sas City, Manchester, New Haven,
Providence, Rochester, per cent. In
Detroit and New York there was a
decrease of less than five-tenths Of l
per cent.
For the year period, May Is, 1921,
to May Is, 1922 there were the fol-
lowing decreases: Norfolk, s per
cent; Kansas City, Manchester, and
Providence, per cent; Boston, 6
per cent; New Haven, Savannah, and
S. Louis, per cent; Birmingham,
Cincinnati, Fall River, and Newark,
per cent; BaltimoCe, New York, and
Omaha, per cent; Atlanta, Chicago,
Detroit, Philadelphia, Rochester, and
Washington, D. Co. per cent; and
Richmond, per cent. In Butte and
Milwaukee there was decrease of
less than five-tenths of / per cent.
Seattle, however, increased 2 per
cent.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
BARRIN'- THE HYENA1

Man is the only creature endowed
with the power of laughter; is he not
the only one what deserves to be
laughed at?
-
Ed. Plant says pep is anything that
puts happiness into the heart, energy
in the body, determination in the soul
and invincible courage in the will.
=
Paul Ungrodt says an account
which you lose money on is a mo
account"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

"As usual, lots of people will be
getting married this month";" pre-
diets Steve Waters. "The honey
moon will work overtime, just as it
did last June and other Junes before
that. Then will come July, August,
Contemplation, September, October,
Realization, November, Indignation,
December, Resignation, after which
the years will begin to roll by with
ever increasing and ever increasing
appreciated celebrity
-
Geo. Froseth says every man has
his price and every woman has her
figure.
Charles Wolfe says we are moral
" responsible. Palmistry teaches us
that we have. our lives in our hands.
=
John MacRae is undecided whether
the good die young or just outgrow
their goodness.
-
What are the wild waves saying?
Well, if they're crime waves, they
are probably saying, "Ain't we got
fun?"
-
The early bird catches the worm
and the late bird catches the hook
worm, opines J. e. Prime.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
THE QUESTION

Teacher whipped me because /
was the only boy who could answer
a question she asked the class" cried
Freddy.
Freddys' mother was angry. "I'll
see the teacher about that! What
was the question she asked you?"
"She wanted to know who put the
glue in her ink bottle
Near Gallipolis, Ohio, game
rooster is said to have killed a cat
in a fight. The report didn't say
whether the rooster took all nine
lives or only one.
-
A. W. Macleod says true aggres-
siveness holds out the open hand of
fellowship rather than the clinched
fist.
-
VAMP, SCI:
LII GEE GEE, TIL -----------
The human windbag never has a
blowout.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

Mary had sheath skirt,
Twas cut too short by half.
Who cares damn for Mary's lamb
When he can see her calf?
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

One sweet lady Of this county ask
ed the writer if she could put off her
washing until the town was furnish
ed with current. Ye editor adj
vised her that she could if the neigh
bors an dthe board of health had no
objection.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
JURISPRUDENCE

An alien who was trying to be ex,
cused from jury duty said to the
Judge, III can't understand good
English" q
"Neyer mind snapped the Judge
"You won't hear any in this court
=
Lives of great men all remind us,
Life is really not worth while,
If we do not leave behind us
Some excuses for smile.
-
The modesty of my lady fair
climbs upward by degrees. In years
gone by twas ankle high. but now
it's reached her knees.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

Jake Yderstad says some men are
born poor and others get into poll
tics.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

Each failure is stepping stone
To higher things, they say;
If that were true, I'd stand alone
At the top of things today.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
MUST BE

1t is said that fool is born every
minute, but when you notice the
chances that are taken at crowded
crossings the average seems to be
higher.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

Prestige and good will, reputation
and influence, hopes, dreams, pro-
grams and ideals are mighty sweet
and handy to have about, but after
all, it requires something more tang
ible than good wishes to keep the
wheels turning.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
A LITTLE BIRD

Customer: 'Waiter, a little bird
told me this coffee was not strained"
Waiter: A little bird, sir?"
Customer: "Yes, a swallow"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
GOOD BIZZNESS

OOOD DlAA1N Ego0
Il wish I vas a religious as Able
"And W."
"He claps his hands so tight in
prayer he can't get them open ven
der collection box comes aroundt."
-
Many men who say they would like
to die with their boots on probably
mean the ywould like to die with a
bootleg jag on.
The world gives it's admiration, not
to those who do what nobody else
attempts, but to those who do best
what multitudes do well.
-.
Be sure you are rightEbut don't
be too sure that everybody else is
wrong, suggests George Posey.
+
The reason there are so few good
husbands is that the test is so severe.
A really good husband will register
something which looks like geninue
grief on learning that the households
favorite fern has died in spite of
everything done for it.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

Warranty Deed Blanks for sale at
the Times Office.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15

The early bird catches the worm
and the late bird catches the hook
worm, opines J. e. PRIME.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-06-15
vAMP, SEE:

The human windbag never has
Blowout.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-09
ANGLO-IRISH SUPPORTER
COMING TO U. S. TO
TALK WITH lRI5h

Dublin. March 9.-(By the As1ociGt-
ed Press. Pierce Beaslai "a vigOrt us
supporter Of the Anglo-lrish treaty
and political dissentor with EanOn
De Valera. heads the delegation of
leading advocates of the Irish Frne
State who will leave for the United
States on the S. S AQuitania next
Saturday. They are to put the case
for the treaty before Irish sympathiz-
er3 in the United States.
The mission has been undertaken
at the request Of the provisional gov
ernment. Its members expect to stay
about six weeks in the United States
and will speak in the principal cities
in behalf of the irish Free State.
Freeman's Journal, which is the au-
thority for the statement that De Va
lera supporters are reported to be
sending rival mission. which also
may sail on the Aquitania, says that
J. J. O'Kelly, former minister of edu-
cation in the Dali cabinet. and Austin
Stack. former minister for home al
fairs in the Dali Earainn have ap.
piled for passports to the United
States and intend to sail at the first
possible moment.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-09
ST. PETERSBURG HAD TWO
BAD FIRES THIS MORNING

st. Petersburg, Fla. March 9.-Fire-
men here had hard time yesterday
and this morning with two bad fires
to fight and several of the firemen
were overcome by smoke. The first
fire was in Gulfport in the Dobler ho-
tel. 1t would have been destroyed
but for the prompt work of the fire.
men from this city. They found the
smoke so dense in the third floor
where the fire started that they had
difficulty getting a stream on the
blaze. This morning the city garbage
incinerator platforSm and sheds
burned and the smoke was the dens-
est that has ever been seen here. AS
a result of the fire the city may be
required to bury garbage for a short
time and there is talk of garbage be-
ing dumped in the gulf instead of
building new incinerator.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-09
LOOKS BAD FOR BONUS

Washington, March 9.-Comptrollsr
of the Currency Crissinger announced
today that in the event of the enact
ment of soldiers bonus legislation
providing for payments by adjusted
service certificates he wauld advise
national banks to decline to accept
the certificates as security for loans.
Mr.. Crissenger declared the propos-
ed plan of issuing adjusted service
certificates for use by the soldiers if
desired as collateral for loans to
eighty4per cent of their face value, as
the worst kind of frozen credit" and
declared while he would be without
authority to order national banks to
refuse to accept them as security, he
would strongly advise against their
acceptance.
The certificates would be "non-ne
gctiable paper" Mr. Crissinger ex-
planned and loans upon them would
load the banks up for three year
term which they cover, with an un-
movable mass of security
The certificates would be similar to
real estate loans which are not dis
countable at Federal Reserve banks,
he said, and 'far from the liquid Sc
curity best for the banks"