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Eat and
Get Thin

This is turning an old phrase face
about, but modern methods of reducing
fat have made this revision possible.
If you are overfat and also averse to
physical exertion; if you still want to
reduce your excess flesh several pounds
do this: Go to your druggist Cor write
the Marmola Company, 1912 Woodward
Avenue, Detroit, MichO and give him
cor send them) one dollar. For this
modest amount of money the druggist
will put you in the way of satisfying
your ambition for a nice, trim. slim
figure. He will hand you a case of
Marmola Prescription Tablets, 1com-
pounded in accordance with the. famous
Marmola Prescription, one of which
yau must take after each meal and at
bedtime until you begin to lose your
fat steadily and easily. Then continue
the treatment until your weight is what
YOU desire. Marmola Prescription Tab
lets are not only harmless but really
beneficial to the general health. You
don't need starvation diet or weakening
exercises. Just go on eating what you
like, leave exercising to the. athletes,
but take your little tablet faithfully.
and without a doubt that flabby flesh
will quickly take unto itself wings,
leaving behind II your natural self,
neatly clothed in firm flesh and trim
muscles.-Advertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
Rules of Conduct

@S1nce the beginning of Jurisprudence, those
who interpret the law and dispense justice have
been held In highest esteem by the people IN
whose name they assumed to function says the
Cincinnati Enquirer AThe just judge, in theory
at least, represents the best there is in human
character, morals and ability. He is not affected
by extraneous influences He is dispassionate-
He balances evenly the scales of justice To him
there are neither rich nor poor. He executes the
law as the law is He does not make the law.
"In harmony with his high calling the judge
must shape his personal and private life. No
stain must attach to the dignity of his position.
But for the most part, the rules of conduct
which have guided the lives and acts of judges
have been unwritten rules Now it is suggested
that these rules be given concrete form, be crys-
tallized as canons for the. guidance of the judi
ciary. A committee of the American Bar asso-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
Answers to Questions

(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing The Palladium
In, director, Washington, D. c. This Of
fer applies strictly to information; Inc
bureau. does not give advice on iegal,
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
OTay s sn5j brv write GIVE @ name and
address and enclose two cents In stamps
for return postage All replies are sent
direct to the inquirer.
O. How many embassies in Wash
ington are owned by the nations oc-
cupying them?-C. S.
A. Argentine, Belgium, Germany,
Great Britain, Italy and Mexico own
their embassies. Russia also has a
fine building in Washington which
was the home of the Russian Embassy.
Several legations are housed IN mag
nificent buildings owned by their gov
ernments.
Q. How much of Asia is controlled
by outside countries ?-F. G. w.
A. Asia's area is about 100000
square miles. OF this, approximately
100000 square miles are under the
control Of Russia, Great Britain, Hol
land. France, and the United States.
O. Is there any benefit in draining
and filling with fresh water the sys
tenn of a hot water heating plant?-
G. B. n.
A. The bureau of mines says that Il
is best not to drain the hot water
system as new water put in contains
free oxygen which is the active agen'
corroding the boiler and pipes. After
this free oxygen has been absorbed
corrosion stops.
O. How long have there been mer
camille agencies in this country? =
H. K.
A. The business originated in thu
United States in 1887, following Fl
nanciaI panic, 1t being recognized
that it was necessary for business
houses to obtain better information il
the giving of credits. Lewis Tappal
was the founder of the first mercan
tile agency in New York City.
O. When playing winter rules a
golf can a player use a rubber te
through the fairway?-G. S. w.
A. AS a general proposition white
rules give the player the option of i'm
proving his lie, but do not contemplat
the use of an artificial tee anywher
save on the teeing ground Clubs ma
have local rules, however, at varianc
with this customary Interpretation c
what is meant by winter rules.
@. How long has oil been used t
improve the surface and get rid {
the dust nuisance on roads2-D. NJ.
A. The use of oil with a sprinkle
to make a water tight highway an
lay dust was first proposed in 1898 b
Montgomery Meigs. a civil enginee
who was a native of Michigan.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
After Dinner Stories

The Graphic says little h1nsley
girl was told that polite people did
not talk about their ailments in COM
pany, or outside the family. So when
a visitor asked her IL she was well,
she said, well, in the family, I have
the stomach ache. but in company 1
am quite well, thank you"
Notes, Kansas City Star.
An alibi was sprung by ex-senator
Jonathan Bourne of Oregon in a game
at the Waverley course in Portland,
Ore, some years ago. He was part
nered in a four-ball match with the late
Writ Minor, well-known and beloved
by all Pacific Northwest golfers.
The Senator, after executing a rot
ten iron shot which lost his ball in the
deep woods, turned impatiently tc
Writ and rasped out, Write, old man
how many times have l told YOU
where to stand when l play"
Minor replied, why, Jonathan,
stood squarely behind your back; mel
Their nor my caddy moved or spoke
and / kept my eyes ON the back Of
your head. Anything the matter witt
that?"
But the Senator was versed in po
litical argument and came back a
once with "All right for the drive, ole
man, but not for The approach" -
Judge.
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By FREDERICK J. HAsKIN

WASHINGTON, D. c., Nov. 25.-ls
there danger that the game Of golf
will be commercialized?
The United States Golf association
seems to think that there is, and
through its executive committee has
issued a warning to that effect. The
men who rule affairs in this great out
door sport want halt called on the
practice of putting up unduly large
purses for professionals to contend
for in tournaments and in special
matches. Unless this is done the
committeeman fear that the money in
terest soon will predominant in the
game, with altogether unwholesome
and demoralizing results
In a formal statement issued as
bulletin from the association the COM
mittee predicts that if golf like other
sports is allowed to be commercialized
by the professionals, popular interest
in the pastime, which has attained phe-
nomenal proportions, will be multi
fled to great extent
Those who have followed golf de-
veloped in the United States within
the past two or three seasons have
seen the game blossom into garden
of rare pickings for the men who make
a business of it. Salaries have doubled
trebled and quadrupled, and the money
rewards of the winners of the big
| championships have increased in even
greater proportion.
Gene Sarazen, who won this years
national open championship is saic
| to be taking the money in with both
| hands. Wealthy clubs are bidding fol
| his services as a professional unit
he can almost name his own figure
while he can pick up a thousand dol
| lars or so for an exhibition match any
| time he wants it. Not so bad for {
youth who was caddy boy but few
seasons back!
Walter Hagen, Jim Barnes, Joel
Hutchinson, Joe Kirkwood, and other!
of the top-notchers are finding gol
a veritable money tree and the large
earnings of these leaders have haC
a decided tendency to increase the
emoluments of all professionals. 4
i craze for special matches in which a
least one of the stars will display hi
skill and prowess to the wonder anC
1 awe of the average club members ha
spread all over the country, and as tn
demand for this sort of thing ha
grown naturally the cash prizes tina
must be offered to attract the best o
the talent have skyrocketed.
Started BY
: English Invasion.
An English invasion is held large
} ly responsible for this craze for e1
: hibition contests. All the English pre-
J fessionals are not Scotch, but they ar
} all canny and when they saw tn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
IN THE GARDEN OF LOVE AND USEFULNESS
BY George Matthew Adams

like to think of garden and growing
wedding planting watering Then sucn
earning the
growing fit the sweat
spreading love about
There is tragedy quite who sits stwaitng
precious stuff
birds at his feet busy
of
inspirationhat chap is
job finishing this and entering upon
meeting
as appointment with it.
with package under MS
goodsi
exchanging for some
finest tradition serve
n you useful
within
appreci late ever ew beauty
| Brownings who about her
all
kind.
The world aches for simple comradeshp boast
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
Danger of Commercializing Golf
Unduy Large Purses Professionals Regarded Menace
to Popular Outdoor Pastime.

chance for rich pickings in the United
States they were not slow to take ad-
vantage of it. Harry Vardon and Ted
Ray were about the first, if not the
first, team to come over from England
to play a series of matches through
out the United States. These eminent
opponents of the ancient and honor
able game were managed and routed
like vaudeville stars and in all played
some eighty or ninety matches. They
received not less than four or five hun
dred dollars for each of these exhibit
ions, it is understood, and the bankroll
they took back to the old country with
them was something to make pro-
fessional there decide that he would
come over here to get bit of the
easy money if he had to swim the
blomin' Atlantic.
Duncan and Mitchell and others
soon followed and then the profession
ais here found that they, too, could
cut in on the exhibition game and
the process of commercializing golf
was well under way. Wealthy men
intent on getting the best of the talent
entered in tournaments that were lit
tie more than exhibition affairs be
gan offering larger and still larger
prizes, until the climax was reached
recently in a tentative proposal tc
put up $4,000 for, such an affair neal
Washington.
That is something different from
the days, not so long ago, when $50t
was all that the man got who won the
open championship of the United
| States and the reward for carrying of
the English open was approximately
the same. And it is that sort of thing
that led the executive committee o.
! the U. S. G. A. to declare that it haC
watched with misgivings the practice
| of offering unusually large purses in
dulged in by member clubs and sec
tional associations for the purpose O.
of inducing golf professionals to com
/ pete in open tournament and exihibi
lions.
Interest In Game
Irresponsible.
The committee says that it is awar'
of the keen desire of the ordinary golf
i er throughout the country to witness
the performance of the leading profes
SIGNALS, and assumes that the CROWN;
interest in the game is partly response
BILE for the money inducements p1
fered in the open competitions. Thi
4 practice cannot be continued withou
a protest from those who have tn
best interests of the game at heart.
at is therefore earnestly requested,
concludes the committees statement
that member clubs and sectional a:
sociatfons give this matter their carr
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ways tired out and
had no ambition, was
nervous and dizzy
and everything
SCENE d to worry me
andIhad awful pains
In my right side. /
felt badly about four
years and could not
do my work as it
should b ave been
done. / saw Lydia E.
|Pmkham s Vege-
f1h1a Cop4ro,xpl 81
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vertised so much and it did so many peo-
pie good that began to take it myself.
] am feeling fine now and every one tells
me they never saw me looking so well. I
live on farm, do all my work, and have
three little girls to take care of. / am
recommending this me dicine Ito my
friends and know it will help them II
they use it like do. - Mrs. HERBERT
LONG, r. R. 8, Box z, Larwill, Indiana.
Many women keep about their work
when it is great effort. They are al
ways tired out and have no ambition.
When you are in this condition give it
prompt attention.
Take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, for it is especially adapted
to correct such troubles, as it did for
Mrs. Long.
advertisements
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
OUR OWN DEPARTMENT OF
SCIENCE.

The first patent potato peeler was
invented in 1911, and by 1907 they
had succeeded in inventing one that
would peel potatoes.
If all the amateur TetraZzinis in
apartment houses were punched they
couldn't sing as we'll as Tetrazziri
If train of 400 freight cars should
run off bridge and plunge into the
Mississippi River it would be quite a
wreck.
Pittsburgh was named in honor of
Sir William Pitt, who was said to be
great smoker.
If the Rocky Mountains were rolled
out flat this country would be much
larger than it is now. but we don't
know how much larger.
If all the actors in this country god
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25

those who maintain our golf clubs, and
devote themselves primarily to barn
storming the country.
81 know of instances of professionals
who won big championships and
went into the tournament and exhibit
ton playing to such an extent that
they were not at their home clubs
more than two or three weeks out Of
the year. That sort of thing is not fair
to the members of those clubs who
have the right to expect to get instruc-
ton whenever they want it from the
professional to whom they are paying
a big salary. Moreover, in short
time such professionals lose their pro-
ficiency as instructors"
Another side of the problem Of com
mercializing golf is seen in the charg-
ing for admission TO the big tourna-
ments and exhibitions. This was done
in several instances during the season
just closing, and it has resulted in
much criticism. \
Primarily the object in charging
an admission fee was not to make
! money, but to limit the gallery that
! inevitably overruns course whenever
and wherever big contest is on. How
ever, as it has worked out 1t has
created funds not needed for the main
| tainance of the sport. and it has not
restricted the number of spectators.
| Golfing authorities, accordingly, are
coming to the conclusion that this
\ practice is fundamentally wrong, and
| that the thing to do is to limit attend
ance at tournaments to the members
1 of the clubs where they are held and
to the fortunate few who can secure
| guest cards from the members.
Golf is a sport, it is insisted, that
it should develop players rather than
spectators and encourage amateurs
/ rather than professionals.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25

has been aligned with the Democratic
party for many years. He was first
elected to public office in 1898. to the
lower house of the state legislature.
He served in the house two terms, from
1909-11, and in the state senate for the
1918 and 1915 sessions. This period
covered the administration of Gov. w.
r. Stubs, four years, and also two
years, 1875, of that of Gov. George
H. Hodges, who was the last Demo
cratic governor before Davis.
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the salaries they claim to get they
could pay off the national debt in
three weeks.
A searchlight has been invented
which will throw a light five miles in
the air, but there isn't anything to
see up there when they do.
A man who recently came back to
his old home town, says the Hartford
"Courant," said one of the things he
noticed was that some ,of the dreams
that used to disturb his sleep now
weigh around 200 pounds.
English government will not allow
Sikh to fight Joe Beckett. Joe is all
they have got in that line and they
want to keep him as long as possible.
Another of the benefits of our mod
ern scheme is to have our July wealth
er in November.
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he had an interest
in a bank, and
again in a store, he
is primarily a farm
er and ultimately
disposed of b / S
other interests.
Davis is of the
belief tha t the
working man and
not the politicians
put him in office,
and he says his
legislative program
is just a good,
honest program OF
tax reductions"
nN1sXs nA-4 e
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Lessons in Correct English
DON'T SAY;

DON'T SAY:
The negro was once a VASSALl
Let us VAMOOSEi
The office has been declared EMP
TY.
Let's buy this EMPTY lot
He has an EMPTY mind.
SAY:
The negro was once a SLAVE.
Let Us GO.
The office has been declared VA
CANT.
Let's buy this VACANT lot
He has a VACANT mind.
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Musings For The Evening

They are already beginning to adver-
tise Thrift week, which comes along
in couple of months. Probably the
idea is to give everybody time to save
up two or three dollars to put in the
bank at that time.
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After Dinner Trick S

No. 345-The Two Squares
Twenty four matches are laid, AZ
shown in the drawing, so that they
form nine squares. The trick is to re-
nove eight Matches without disturb
Ing any of the others, and leave two
perfect squares.
The spectators VIII try a great num-
Der Il ways, hut 1t is rarely that they
will succeed. The trick is done b We
moving. the eight matches marked x in
the drawing. Thus two perfect squares
are left One of them is tho large square
formed with twelve matches. while, the
other is a normal, four match square.
The spectators will always try to leave
two small squares. which is imposed.
Bile.
Copyright. 1883. bS Public Ledoer compon,
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On account of the standstill of the
flax industry in Ireland, an investi-
cation is being made with a view to
growing flax in Canada.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
Who's Who In the
Day S News
JONATHAN M. DAVIS

Jonathan M. Davis. newly elected
governor of Kansas. emphasized
throughout his campaign that he is a
dirt farmer" Although at one time
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
ALWAYS TIRED
NO AMBITION
Nervous and Dizzy, Every
thing Seemed to Worry Me.
How / Got Well

Larwill, Indiana.-s'M back was so
bad ] could not do my washing. was al
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
Safety First Maxirns
II the road, out toward Grandma's
Should lead over trolley tracks
Tale O lot Of cara

Should lead over trolley tracks
Take lot Of care,
Lest you get it there,
Where the gobbler gets the az
live and let live" is a motto that
we imagine many turkeys would be
In favor of.
Every holy ought to be thankful for
eyes to see, ears to hear and sense
enough to stop-for the cars.
The parents that teaches their chill
dren the value of dollar and how to
save it, are giving them one of the
best safety lessons to be found outside
of text books.
Maybe honesty Is the best policy;
but it isn't much better than sensible
driving.
Evening star., 1922-09-03
COUNTRY BOARD

THE EMMIT HOUSE. in Emmitsburg. Nd, a
quiet little hotel, with all modern improve
meuts, rooms with bath. running water, eiec-
tric light etc, In the Blue Ridge mountains,
seven miles from the Gettysburg battlehefds,
solicits summer boarders and anto tourists
Reasonable rates and dne table, FL per
week end mp. Emmit House, Lmmmronrs
Nd. WILL r. ROBERTS.
EHILDREN-From to IL years. can get
board at Elmwood Farm. permanent " de-
sired. Schools convenient. Home assistance
with studies. Address Mrs. &. GartreH
Brookville. Md. Phone 20-F-4, Sandy Spring.
IDEAL country home; drst-ciass table; main
line Southern n. r. One hour from city;
$10.50 per week. Mrs. Powers. Catlett, fau-
quier county, Va.
AT THE L0UDOUN. Bluemont. va.-Good
meals; large. ahady lawn; fresh milk, eggs
and vegetables; rates Reasonable. - y.
Evening star., 1922-09-03
MOUNTAIN BOARD.

SEPT. AND OCT, the most delightful season
IN the Blus Ridss section. Bathing and fsh-
reniences. Mrs. Edw. wooistor. r. F. ~. ..
Front Royal, Va.
Evening star., 1922-09-03
APARTMENTS TO LET

ONE ROOM. KITCHEN, HALL AND BATH
In hrst-class apartment house; excellent loca.
tion. Phone North $3.50, Apartment 40.
COLUMBIA HElGHTs-THREE ROOMS,
bath, porch. electricity; furnished; oud floor.
1881 18th 1T. NV. Col SsO4-w
WILL SACRIFICE ROOMS AND BATH
apt. to anybody buying furniture: NV. locs-
tion: steam heat. electric light. janitor serv-
Ice. Address BOX l77-R. Star ONCE. 3'
LEAVING CITY. WILL RENT NICELY FUR
nished 5-room and bath apt, S6j. or 4 rooms,
$50. 30l4 Dent. apt. 3, The Iryins. q
3021 CAMBRIDGE PL. N.w.-3 ROOMS, PRI-
yate bath; no children. g.
ON 9Th ST. BET AND FURNISHED
housekeeping apt, 4 rooms and bath. Inc.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-03-02
kERRICK SCHOOL NOTES

County superintendent Miller
spent some time with us a week
ago.
The PIT. meeting which was
10 have been held last week. was
held Thursday evening. March
End
The geography. class and Miss
Whelan are indebted 10 the
Judges in the map contest for
their prompt. systematic deci-
sion.
The Kerrick Juniors have or.
gained two basket ball teams
Althea Gellasly was chosen cap
tain Of the girls team and j:
rounding her team into shaps
for games with outsiders. Capt
Edwin Hultgren Of the boys
team is drilling them with regu
lar practice.
| Mr.. and Mrs. G. f. Nelson ant
III. w. Tanquist acted as Judge:
in the product map contest ant
turned in the following decision
Edwin Hul,gren, list prize
Richard Hogan. 2nd prize; JOYCE
Stephenson. Bird prize. They re
celved a score of III, ll3 and =
points respectively out Of pos
sible l40. First prize is 81. 2n'
IS cents and Bird 3 cents. !
similar contest will take plac'
next month. Contestants viii
draw Minnesota.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-03-02
NickerSOn

Dale Becker gave kerrck .
call last Saturday
Logging operations have been
ON the standstiIl for over a week
now.
Mrs. Peter Brosen left for
Duluth Monday to spend a few
days visiting.
Vim. Crosby returned from
Duluth last Friday after spend
ing few days on the Jean Du
Luth farm No. 1.
Peter Mariana and VIM LeMay
wen. to Bruno on business Satur.
day of last week
On account of the snow storm
school has been closed since Feb
22nd The roads have beer
made passable and school com
menced Tuesday