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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
Recommends Chamberlain's Tablets

Recommends Chamberlain's Tablets
"Chamberlain's Tablets have been
used by my husband and myself off
and on for the past five years. When
my husband goes away from home he
always takes a bottle of them along
with him. Whenever I have that hea-
wy feeling after eating, or feel dull
and played out, take one or two Of
Chamberlain's Tablets and they fix me
up fine," writes Mrs. Newton Vree-
land, Minoa, N. Y. Take these tablets
when troubled with constipation or in
digestion and they will do you good.
Adv.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

There 10 more Catarrh In this section
OF the country than all other diseases
put together. and for years 1t was sup
posed to be incurable. Doctors prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing
to cure with local treatment. pronounced
1t incurable. Catarrh Is a local disease,
greatly Influenced by constitutional con-
ditions and therefore requires consttu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine. manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
Co.. Toledo. Ohio. is q constitutional
remedy, is taken internally and acts
thru the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
OF the System, One Hundred Dollars re-
ward 10 offered for any case that Hclrs
Catarrh Medicine fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
r. J. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, go.
Halle Family Pills for constipation
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
MAiha Couldn't Do IL.

The latest Melba yarn has it that
the song-blrd turned up Unexpectedly at
a charity cafe-chantant, and the hon.
organizer in doing the amiable nearly
fell over herself. Everyone wants to
hear you sing badly" she burbled.
"Then they won't" said the dame,
because !. can't"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
Has a Sky Scraper.

In central Massachusetts, east of the
Connecticut valley, is a ridge Of hills,
which after crossing into New Hamp-
shire sends up well-known watch
tower known as Mount MOnadnock,
1886 feet, says the American Forestry
Magazine. This range continues
northward, sending up an occasional
peak like Mount Sunapee, the southern
Kersarge and Mount Cardigan.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
PERSONAL

Mrs. Albert Foreman of York, Pa.
visited among relatives here during
the past week.
Mrs. Elizabeth Slick of Hagerstown
and daughter, Carrie, of Reading, Pa,
have returned to Thulmont for ths
summer.
Mr.. ]. VIM. Firor, manager of the
Planters Products Co., of Montezuma
Ga, is on business trip through tha
northern States. He spent a briel
time with relatives in Thurmont last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Rouzer and
children of Hagerstown are visitors in
Thurmont this week.
Mr. and Mrs. John Moser and daugh-
ters Edna and Ada, Of York, Pa, wsr,
week cd visitors at the homo o. Mr.
Moser's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joeepl
Moser.
Mr.. Mack Baltzell of Baltimore Wis
tied at the home of his sister, Mrs. j
P. Style on Sunday.
Miss Ruth Orndorff of New York
City, is visiting her grandmother, Mrs
John Jones.
Mr. John Tenny and wife of HagelS-
town, were weekend visitors at the
home of Mrs. Tenny's parents, Mr.
and Mrs. M. l.. Creager.
Prof. and Mrs. w. A. Garrison, and
Miss Jessie Wissler, of Johnstown, are
at present in Thurmont. Prof. Gar
rison will attend Cornell University
from which institution he will receive
the degree of Doctor of Philosophy
1t. Lloyd Gall of Washington, d. C.
visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. M
Gall, this week.
Miss Nellie Hoffman, a nurse at tn
Frederick City Hospital, is spending
her vacation with her mother in Thur
mont.
Messrs Lester S. and Victor M. Bire,
ly returned Monday from 10 days
visit to their brother, Mr.. Roy Colli-
flower, in Oak Park, III.
MI. and Mrs. Russell Damuth and
son of Baltimore, were visitors at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. H. r. Damuth
the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. McFurren and
daughter Helen, Miss Pauline Baker
Miss Peggie Yost and Junior Stoffer,
all of Waynesboro, Pa, visited at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. ] r. Baker last
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Arvin and fam
lily of Brunswick, and Mrs. Arvin's sis
ter, Miss Melva Baker, Of Virginia
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kepler and family
of Boonsboro, were visitors at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter L. Ahalt
last Sunday.
Mrs. Mary Eaton of Frederick, is
spending the week with her sister
Mrs. Jas. H. Firor.
Rev. Clarence Leatherman and son
of Manchester, Md, are spending some
time with Mrs. Levi c. Leatherman.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Arendt, Mr.. and
Mrs. Paul Wilhide and son Robert
Mr.. and Mrs. Franklin Harris and
daughter, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Smith
all of York, Pa, spent Sunday at the
home of Mr.. VIM. H.. Stull.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Murray and Mr.
and Mrs. A. L. Smith, all of Harris
burg, Pa, spent Sunday at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. r. G. Hengst.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. B. Winger and fam
lily of Jeanette, Pa, are visitors at
the home of Miss Effie Winger.
Mrs. Josiah Flohr, who suffered a
stroke of paralysis about three weeks
ago, is improving.
Mr.. Jasper Groshon, of Creagers-
town, continues seriously i'll.
Mrs. Chas. Addison returned on Sat-
urday from the Frederick City Hos
pital.
IN THE DARK
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

DIAGNOSTICIAN
Specialist In chronic diseases.

Specialist In chronic diseases.
I make study and treatment
of any kind of disease the fam.
lily Doctor is not curing. Tell
me your trouble and I'll tell
you what is your disease and
what can be done for it. I'll
send blank and specimen case.
Give me your name.
HAGERSroWN, ND.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

Daily Needle Consumption.
The world uses up an average Of g.
600 900 needles day.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

Bagpipo on Ancient Coin.
Bagpipes are shown on Roman coin
dating back to SO A. ID.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15
Do You Know?

THAT FETTLE is the Tonic you need just at this
time of the year,?
2-That when you lack energy feel out of Sorts eth
argic alin, your system requires an aid to nor
mality?
3-That the true and tried no1mality producer is
FETTLE?
4-That users of FETTLE invariably recommend it to
others?
5--That FETTLE stops CRAMPS and any discomfort
occasioned by ndscrimnate eating?
6-That FETTLE overcomes car, automobile and
sickness?
THAT when you have no appetite. Zest for your
food FETTLE will prove your best friend?
8-That FETTLE is ordered and re-ordered by HOS
PITFALLS, SANITORIUNIS and INSTITUTIONS?
9-That when your stomach goes back on you when
you have INDIGESTION, NAUSEA, STOMACH
HEADACHE and your system is out O keller,
FETTLE will pick you up, put you on your, feet,
resuscitate, revitalze you and make you tit Tor
any duties you have to perform?
1O-TIIAT YOU OUGHT TO HAVE BOTTLE OF.
FETTLE ON YOUR MEDICINE SHELF ALL
THE TIME?
FETTLE may be had in Thurmont at
J. II. ..CASSELL'S
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-06-15

Mrs. Albert Foreman of York, Pa,
visited among relatives here during
the past week.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
WHY THAT LAME BACK

That morning lameness - those
sharp pains when bending or lift
ing, make work a burden and rest
impossi BILE Don't be handicapped
by a bad back-look to your kid
neys. You will make no mistake by
following this residents example.
w. d. Barnett, 397 w. 4th St,
San Pedro. Calf, says: "Doan's
Kidney Pills are an old standby
with me. They have done me lot
of good ] used them off and on
for years and have never found their
equal for kidney trouble. AT times
| had attacks of backache that al
ways put me out of commission.
could hardly stoop or straighten up,
and my kidneys didn't act right.
Doan's Kidney Pills have never
failed to straighten me up in good
shape"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr. Barnett had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
advertisement
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
PRICES FOR LABOR ON ROADS ARE
GRADUALLY DECREASING.

Labor prices for road work still continue gradu
ally decline, according to figures collected by the
Bureau of Public Roads of the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture from road jobs in all parts OF
the country Prices paid for common labor in Feb
ruery decreased slightly more than 1 cent per hour
below those paid in January, the prices for
the whole country being 20 and % cents an hour
respectively, in the two months. Prices paid for
skilled labor also showed general decline.
In February the price Of common labor ranged
from 13 to 20 cents an hour in the Southern States
23 to 80 cents hour in the Middle Western States
and around As cents an hour in the Pacific States
The prices of without drivers ranged from "a
to AZ cents hour.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
INCREASE in BOAT SERVICE.

4 The announcement that the Admiral Line will add
Two vessels to its Alaska fleet is pleasing to the
people of this section The Admiral Evans will be
operated In connection with the Admiral Watson on
the Westward and the Admiral Rodman with
the Queen and Spokane the Southeastern route.
phe Alaska Steamship Company has also been en-
deavorng to another passenger vessel for the
southeastern Alaskan route which would give them
four passenger vessels in addition to their fre CHIT
carriers which operate in Northern waters little
later in the season the Canadian Pacific will have
two vessels. on the Alaska rum giving us a weekly
mail and passenger service from that company
If all these plans materiaze we shall have eleven
passenger and mail vessels running to Juneau giving
us a mail boat every day two. 1t would make
things seem like the old days if that should be
brought about
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
SALARIES OF TEACHERS.

Seattle's School Board is considering the question
of reducing the salaries of school teachers in connec-
ton with the general demand in that city and else
where for retrenchment ins public expenditures and
for tax reduction. Public expenditures in the Nation
the States and the Cities have grown to unhealthy
proportions and there should be restriction in public
activities and costs and reduction in taxation which
in places has reached such proportions that business
and private enterprise of all kinds suffering from
the burden However, the schools and teachers
salaries not where pruning knives should be
inserted The public schools the foundation of
the country, and their welfare depends largely upon
we'll paid teachers-teachers who sufficiently well
remunerated for their services that they will follow
the work a life's occupation.
One of the troublesome things in connection with
the public school system in the United States is the
vast number of persons who teach with the sole
purpose in view of sustaining themselves. eking
out income until something more promising of
profits is found. There too few teachers who
take up the profession a Even many OF
tboee who follow teaching for many years always
have feeling that the vocation is not a permanent
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Spanish Green Olive
And Pecan Salad
THE soup may be just right, the

THE soup may be just right, the
= fish delicious, the chicken
Drowned to turn, and the dessert
may melt in your guests mouths.
All these a-e very usual" however.
It's the unusual dish that will be
remembered and rebound to your
credit as hostess, when soup and
dessert have been forgotten.
Here's an unusual" salad, tho
recipe of which has just been COM
posed by a leading dietitian. 1t will
be novelty on any dinner table
and tasty novelty at that:
Select the large size Spanish green
olives for this salad, and cut them
in quarters lengthwise. Cut pecan
meats in halves, then in quarters,
using one-fourth pound pecans to
a pint bottle Of olives. To these
quantities, add a cup of nicely sea-
soned cottage cheese, mixing all to-
gether well, and moistening with
French dressing. Serve on lettuce
leaves, and sprinkle each serving
with paprika and finely chopped
parsley. Celery cut fine may be
used in place Of the cheese If pre-.
ferred.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

one, and are constantly thinking of and looking FOR
an opening in other and more profitable line
Under payment is largely the cause of this condition
1t is that be remeded only in one way and
that by making the profession attractive Teachers
should be paid we'll Particularly should there De
constant advances the salaries with continued EN-
ploymen is gratifying to know that this is fast
becoming a general practice throughout the country
All the Seattle newspapers, while urging deep
in public expenses and taxation, the authori
leave salaries of teachers alone until con-
ditions warrant raising them
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Control Radi0phones.
Seattle Post-Intelligencer.


Control of transmitting radio telephone stations
by the Department of Commerce is probable through
the recommendations of the recent radio conference
in Washington, ID. C.. The method of communi-
cation has grown up quickly and developed to
such efficiency that messages of day and night are
running wild. The night air is filled with CONVEX
sation, music and chatter, and eager listeners and
|broadcasters complaining of the chaos of inter-
ference.
Such technical and necessary regulation con-
troll of wave lengths will be assumed by the Com
merce Department if the recommendations the
ference followed, with priority given, in order,
to government broadcasng stations, educational and
public stations, private stations and finally, toll
broadcasting stations.
Public interest in the radio telephone is awaken
ing rapidly The citizen is learning to value his
privilege of sitting in his home at night and listen
ing to the high spots in the days news. musical
program or other entertainment; ships at sea have
found the radio telephone invaluable; 1T is enter
Ing too, into the of police departments and
commercial activities Altogether it is growing in
Isttuion that has come to stay, and should be
troiied SO that its use may be made most effective.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
OTHER SECTIONS OF THE COUNTRY
OPPOSE BUREAUCRATIC GOVERNMENT.

Alaska is not the only place where people are
complaining of Federal Bureaus and the concentration
of government at Washington. From time to time
for many years fear has been expressed that the
march toward Federal empire in the United States
may become destructive of local self-government.
The st. Louis Post-Dispatch recently contained a
very strong editorial the subject, urging that the
people and their State Legislatures halt the de-
sructve processes that transferring all the pow
of local selfgovernment to remote and rrespon-
sble in Washington and that portend disaster
TO the most promising experiment in free government
before attempted by man
The PostDspatch believes the only certain way
to curb the activities of the Federal government in
local matters is for the people withdraw unlimited
taxing power from Congress, and it contends that
the logical from which a movement toward
that end should proceed is the Governors Conference.
start already has been made by the Governors
toward asserting the powers of the States.
Governor Carey of Wyoming, Governor Clement OF
Vermona and Governor Cooper of South Carolina ad-
dressed recent conference of the Governors the
subject, and recently Governor Miller of New York
dwelt at length the subject.
The Constitution provides that a convention to
propose amendments to the Constitution may be
called by twohirds of the States. and the Post-Ds-
patch urges that the Governors of the various States
take up the question Immediately.
The Post Dispatch editorial has been printed in
pamphlet form and distributed throughout the coun-
try 1t concludes its treatment of the subject as
follows
With such intimate knowledge on the
part of the Governors of the evils
panying the rapid march toward Federal
empire and confusion, the Post-Dispatch ap-
peals to them to act to arrest it.
1t urges them the sentnels, guarding
: the safety of the people of their respective
states, to seize the opportunity to
store the vgor of that dual system of gov
eminent in which the states conceived
to be the only safe cusodians of domestic
affairs.
= 1t urges them, in the light of this
tive to call their conference into special
session, to formulate definite program of
action and to press it upon their respective
Legislatures in concert to the end that the
most hopeful experiment in self-government
ever attempted by great people shall not
end in failure and despair.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
He Deserves to Be Shot at
Sun Rise

"Stringed musical instruments are
being made of steel for learners who
might break wooden ones by careless
handling-News item.
What kind of a grudge against hui
manity can a fellow have who will
deliberately plan to inflict such fiend-
ish punishment upon lit? What the
world wants is musical instruments
easier for beginners to break and not
ones that are harder.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Well. What's the Answer?

1.-THE public demands good, clean
shows, free from all suggestiveness,
declared the reformer
Sure" replied the Producer, "and
that explains why people will fight
like tigers to get front seat in the
courtroom, where they can get an
earfull of spicy testimony in di-
vorce scandal.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
What Every Married Man Knows

Says Adam Breede: "A man is al
ways doing something he should not
do" Since Adam has no wife of his
own we are convinced he must have
written this one after listening to
some married man tell his troubles.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

1t has been so long since have had old
fashioned tariff debate that it is likely of the
Senators will find themselves very much out of prac-
tice when the new tariff bill comes up for discussion
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
ATTENTION ODD FELLOWS.

There will be no meeting of the
Odd Fellows Lodge this week on
account of the Scottish Rite reunion
GUNNAR GUSTAFSON,
adv, Noble Grand.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Here's Hoping, for We Editors Sake
the Lady Doesn't Misconstrue This

(Sikestown (Mo) Standard.)
Some scoundrei, who is neither
afraid of the devil nor the Dutch.
stole six hens from Mrs. Frank Hell
sci few nights ago.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Her Va y

You think she loves you all over:
She calls you her "deary," her
honey"
1t is she who is living in clover,
She's dead in love with your
money.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

ii the moonshine is bad is claimed there
Is no need to go to South America to see
monsters.-(P Pittsburgh Gazette-Times)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

For engraved or printed calling
cards see The Empire. Phone 374.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

Six years in prison seems likely take lot of
the romance out of Ganhi's incorporation theories
indianapolis Starr
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
NLUnwnET
g VTS.
VEVUUR
- ~ -
zA>S AA
lake a Day Off

Take Day Off
If d. E. Light should come your way
Just see that he's invited
To spend day with you; twill pay
And you will be delighted.
C ~ S.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12

Something tells our choice is between can
cenng the European debt and charging it off the
books Dallas News)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
News of the Names Club

Ella Phantz ought to be with
circus Or in the zoo, but she prefers
being telephone operator at one of
the Chicago exchanges.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Extra! Great Excitement Prevails

(Yamacraw Cor. McCreary County
Ky.) Record.)
Mr. and Mrs. Grover Stoll were out
walking Sunday evening.
Still we do know some husbands
and wives who would create quite a
sensation if their neighbors should
ever see them out walking together.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
If it Fits

Ut II = us
1t has always seemed to us that
man who leads double life must be
singular sort of boob.
The Board of Health is funny If
there is any danger in the drinking
water it rushes out warning to boil
the water, but have you ever heard
of it sending out a warning to boil
the wood alcohol or the bootleg
whiskey?
Living within ones income is about
as comfortable as putting a number
six foot in a number three shoe.
The art departments of the public
schools should give the girls course
in face painting. Too many of them
haven't the least idea of how to blend
their colors tremendously.
Grammar is "a mighty good thing
to know, but the lack of it does not
prevent woman from talking all the
time.
If, instead of yelling step lively,
pleased" the street car conductors
would get automobile horns and honk
LIclH d cOupie vi IftiiCo tHoy "ouiu
get quicker action.
There never is any trouble to re-
cruit an army of the unemployed.
You can keep your friends at a
distance by eating onions, but you
can't keep the bill collectors away by
doing that.
"A man can break his word whole
lot easier than he can break bad
habit.
Mo season is ever so bad that the
farmers cannot raise a storm of pro-
test about something or other.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Fool Que stionS

X. Y. z. asks: What does Alpha
bet?" Probably V or an X.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Daily Sentence Sermon

The man who will not do more
than he is paid for seldom will do
all that he is paid for doing
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-04-12
Old Stuff

Wife: well, dear, ! see there is
to be very little change in mems
clothes this year"
Husband: Huh! There hasn't
been any change in my clothes since
| married you
The Keota news., 1922-09-15
6oehtashaa Nsvs ltsns

The fair st Buckingham fhussdsy
wss IN unqualified success. 1hs pso-
doee vas very hns considering ths COO
ditsons under which il vss grown. TAs
gssh sewing club hsd Ass display Of
thsss summers work. snd ths fassy
vosa wss 6ns asd pisaufui. Tie bot.
dry weather did nos affect ,hs depart.
msns- Ths baby show 10 eAasgs of
Mn. l. s. Poash ~ center Of ia.ss.
est Owing 70 SONS oversight 10 f.
usss fos he hahiss over oos year Old
~ received 70 ths babies judged were
all under that sss. Marguerite May
Leach received 6sss psiss. shs little
daughter Of NJ. cd Mrs. Howard
Dean took sseood. and Bobby Joe Siivis
third. Ths ssess sad bell game In ths
sfsssnona vsss much saleysd TAs
exhibits fos ths Weld cosa,y fsis were
ssns 10 Greeley 1oedsy.
seheo, opsnsd AoedAy With . large
saso,imsn,- A aumbss Of papais from
essssds dis,ssess are s,ssediaG. Ths
isaehsss 10 charge sss ths sams - iss,
tern ssesps that Miss Miriam Ropp
sskss ~ pases Of Miss cssvfeed-
NJ. sa6 nsa william Johnson aad
soa Of Fort Co,lins. aad Mn. 4slvta
JoAasna Of San fssnaa6o. Cal. cane
Tuesday fes . shost visit With
tAsss parents. NJ. asd Mn. J. u.
Nm. J. n. Tyumbo sad eAiidssa lsfs
1Asssdsy ses Hsshsat. Cal. vhsss NJ.
Tsumbe hes bssa fos soms sims. She
vss serompssssd By hss bsothss. Eoss
List.
Nm. tiilisa kils aad little dsaghsss
hsvs sssasssd from wsaassa. Nshs.
NJ. kiis vtii wosk uhssv this winter.
A asmhss Of shs young foats ssssed'
I'd tAe dsaess Of Grover Thussdsy aad
Friday aighss.
Msssss Ruth end Cisdys List spsn'
The week end ss he t. s. foosh home
Rslssivss from Green River. wyes.