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The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
PRAYER CAME FROM HEART
Under the Circumstances, There Can
Be Little Doubt Sambo Was Sin
cere in His SuppIicatlon.

Representative Christopherson Of
South Dakota tells good story about
darky who was short Of meat at
home and selected his pastors smoke
house as likely place to get nice
ham. AS he was leaving with a big
one under his arm the pastor sudden
ly appeared before him and said:
"Why, Sambo, what are you doing in
my smokehouse at this time of night?''
To which the trembling darky re.
piled: "Ah sub. All just come in to
pray, suh."
Whereupon the pastor said: "1f that
is the purpose of this visit here. then
you Just get down and pray"
Thereupon the darky sank on his
knees, raised his eyes and hands to
heaven and offered up this prayer
"Oh, Lord, 1 Fray that you now
promptly dismiss US SO that we may
depart in peace.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
HAD REAL CAUSE FOR GRIEF
Small Boys Distress Had Whole
Lot More Than Mere Sympathy
as a Basis.

A lad in Washington cot Job that
didn't at all please him--shoveling the
snow from the sidewalk in front of
his house. There vas a good bit of
ground to cover. After about two
hours toll he began to cry.
"What's the matter, SOM" asked a
sympathetic neighbor, as he came upon
the scene.
IA tramp came along and stole the
shovel from the boy next door," ex.
planned the lad between sobs.
"Well, son." continued the neighbor
SITS fine thing to be sympathetic, but
you mustn't worry so over other peo
pies affairs"
ut amt that" added the boy, II an
crying because he didn't steal my
shovel, too."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
spoIled Diamonds.

Among the crown jewels Of the
Hapsburgs were two large diamonds
of ruby tint which were always re-
garded as especially valuable and
whenever the royal Jewels were placed
on exhibition these stones were under
special guard. 1t was necessary some
time ago to dispose of the jewels, and
as they were being prepared for ex-
hibition, prior to being offered for sale
they were put through wash which
unfortunately removed the color of the
precious stones and left them perfect
ly white. Instead of demanding 8
fabulous price as ruby diamonds, they
were sold simply as white stones.-
Chicago Journal.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
AGREEMENT seen
FOR NEAR EAST
Allies and Turks to Hold Con.
ference at Mudania to
Discuss Problem.
TURK TO YIELD, BELIEF.
British Report kemal's Terms Unac-
ceptsble Though Discussable-
Turks Yield More Ground
in Straits.

LOndOn-The Turks have evacuated
kara-Bigha and retired from the neu-
trail zone at this point, says dispatch
to the Times from Constantinople
On the other hand, the dispatch says,
Turkish infantry have appeared within
the neutral zone at Bergaz, IS miles
northeast Of Chanak and at Kusu-Keui,
II miles south.
Constantinople-Th Kemalist pro-
posals which will be laid formally be-
fore the Mudania conference are "dis-
cussable, but no acceptable"
This was the decision of the extra
ordinary council, which met at the
British embassy. 1t included the allied
high commissioners, ambassadors, gen.
erals and admirals.
NJ. Franklin-Bouillon, the French
envoy, through whose efforts with
kemal Pasha, the conference was
made possible, expressed his belief to
the Associated Press correspondent
that an agreement would be reached at
Mudania.
"Kemal will make an even greater
effort for peace than he has made for
war;" he said
Two Important Questions.
Two of the most important questions
to be discussed at the conference will
be demarcation of a new neutral zone
| ~ A infi Of hD I'M rr
elles and at Ismid, and the evacuation
of Thrace.
The Allies hold that Kemal's de-
mands as outlined by NJ. Franklin
Bouillon are of such a nature that the
Angora assembly would thereafter be
in position to reject the Allied note
Kemal Pasha insists ON settlement
Of all military questions before reply.
four of the ministers at Smyrna &C.
cepted the allied note in principle. but
the attitude of the Angora assembly is
not known.
No Reference to Zone.
The Allies feel that KemaPs de
mands could have been made with
better grace If the Allied note had
been fully indorsed by his govern
ment. Kemal's armistice terms make
no reference to neutral zone OF
neutrality of the straits, but the
opinion Of the Allied council was tina
the most important question to be
discussed would be the establishment
of provision neutral line at Chanak
as suggested by General Harington's
latest note to the Turkish nationals
leader.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
Soft Coal Rate Cut,

Grand Forks, N. D.-Notice. of re-
duced freight rates on soft coal ship
ments from all points Of entry from
Canada to North Dakota has been
received from the Great Northern by
the traffic department Of the Com.
mercial club. The new rates effective
now are the result of negotiations
between the state industrial commits
sion and the railroad, the commission
having assurance from Canadian mines
that they would be able to furnish
North Dakota with 500 to 1900 tons
weekly.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
Descendants Of Mary's Lamb.

Col. Thomas Powell of Columbus,
Ohio, veteran of the Civil war and
brother of the famous Gen. Eugene
Powell, is the proud owner Of "Lawn-
mower" the only living descendant Of
Mary's little lamb. The original Mary
was Mary Sawyer of Sterling, Mass.
who was eight years old at the time
celebrated by the poem in 1914. The
immortal verses, by the way, were
written by John Roulston.-From the
Argonaut
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
misused Figure Of Speech.

A young writer, not much given to
revision, recently sent out story
wherein the following occurred:
"He called his son a spendthrift,
and did not fail, as he had done be.
fore, to cast his recently purchased
motorcar, a 160-horsepower touring
machine, in his teeth. h.''-Exchange.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
Threat Considered a Favor

Jodkins was always dissatisfied
member Of the staff. His complaint
this time he considered big one and
he told his work mates that he would
threaten to leave.
"What did the boss say about your
threat to leave?" he was asked on be.
ing seen coming from the chiefs room.
"He didn't take 1t as threat" re-
piled Jodkins, ''he thought was doing
the firm a favor."-London Tit-Blts.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
His Natural Inquiry.

"Land of Goshen, Runt!" calculated
Mrs. Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. you're
sight on earth! Go clean yourself
up right now. Take plenty Of soft
and arms and neck and ears"
"Heck, Nav! What's coming Off"
cried the child in amazement. "Is 1t
my birthday y?"-Kansas City Star.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
ALWAYS In STYLE.

They we're going through the furni-
ture factory, and Mrs. Smith was
amazed at the great proportion Of
chairs.
"Well, ma'am," responded the in
genious attendant, "you see, it's the
dull season, and most Of our furniture
ls out Of style, but settin' never really
goes out of fashion"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
8urnrised.

"Heavens !" said the visiting golfer,
II never played such a rotten game!''
"Oh! Then you have played before?''
asked the brave caddy.-Judge.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
Early Start.

A doctor lately married girl whom
he had ushered into the world twenty
years ago. Real love at first sight
London Opinion.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
stop the Pain.

"A stop the Pain.
The hurt of a burn or cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. 1t heals
quickly without see -s. SOC and 60c by
Co.. Rockford, ul.-Advertisement.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05

No man lives useless life. lie may
serve as an example for others to
avoid.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
ParadoxicaI but True.

'"The human anatomy is wonder
full bit Of mechanism" observed an
apprentice. "Yes," agreed the FORE
man, II patted Charles on the back
and made his head SWELL"
The Hope pioneer., 1922-10-05
leaves.

One may go to the dentist cheer
fully but not as cheerfully as he
leaves.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
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Miss Frances Traughber spent the
weekend with home folks.
Mrs. Harry Carr and children spent
one day the first of the week with her
sister, Mrs. Cecil NJ Adams.
Mrs. c. B. Hampson is confined to
her bed with an attack of influenza. =.
Miss Marion Hancock of Caldwell
spent the weekend with Miss Berry,
Traughber.
DR.. Gregory spent Monday at the
G. c. White home.
Mrs. R. B. Jones Of Boise spent the
weekend with her daughter, Mrs
Waldo Ely.
Mr. and Mrs. Duncan Blanksma OF
Nampa, were dinner guests at the
John Blanksman home Sunday.
E. E. Jones of Stockton, California,
one time resident of this community,
is a guest at the G. c. White home.
Cleo Peters spent Thursday and
Friday at Meridian.
A crowd of IS Christian Endeavors
Of Huston enjoyed har time party
at the Frank Weeks home Friday eve
ming. Miss Frances Traughber was
awarded the prize for the tackiest
dressed lady and Mr.. Close of the
men. Hard time refreshments of po-
tato soup and crackers were served.
Mrs. Harry Carr and children spent
Sunday with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Harling of Sunny Slope.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
EAT LESS AND TAKE
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Take gla@ Of Salts before breakfast
II your Back hurts or BLADDER.
bothers you

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trouble,
because we eat too much and all our food
is rich. Our blood is filed with uric
acid which the kidneys strive to filter
out, they weaken from overwork, become
sluggish; the eliminative tissues clog and
the result is kidney trouble, bladder
weakness and general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like Jumps Of
lead; your back hurts or the urine IN
cloudy, full of sediment or you ara
obliged to seek relief two or three times
during the night; if you suffer with sick
headache or dizzy, nervous spells, acid
stomach, Or you have rheumatism when
the weather is bad, get from your phar.
macist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take q tablespoonful in glass Of
water before breakfast for q few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon juice, combined with
lithia, and has been used for generations
TO flush and stimulate clogged hdneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine so it
no longer is a source Of irritation, thus
ending bladder disorders.
lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
Whitewater beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
mistake by having good kidney fuahr
ing any time.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
GRANDMA USED SAGE
TEA TO OARKEN HAIR
She mixed Sulphur with it to
Restore Color, Gloss,
Youthfulness.

Common garden sage brewed into q
heavy tea with sulphur added, will
turn gray, streaked and faded hair
beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just
a few applications will prove a revela-
ton II your hair Is fading, streaked or
gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sui
phur recipe at home, though, Is trou-
blesome. An easier way is to get q
bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound at any drug store all ready
for uses This Is the old-time recipe
improved by the addition Of other In
gradients.
While wispy. gray. faded hair is not
sinful. we all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound.
no one can tell, because 1t does 1t so
naturally. so evenly. You just dampen
sponge or soft brush with 1t and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time, by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared, and.
after another application or two. your
hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy.
soft and luxuriant.
This preparation Is delightful toilet
requisite and Is not intended for the
cure. mitigation or prevention Of dis
ease.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
X PARMA X
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April Is, 1922.
Miss Stella Richardson has return
ed to her home here after spending
a few weeks at Notus.
Ralph Castater spent last Thursday
afternoon in Boise, attending to bust
ness matters.
Paul Story came down from King
Hill last Wednesday and is visiting
his aunt, Miss Mary Story.
R. L. Hamilton spent Monday at
Boise.
Attorney T. A. Walters and Sheriff
H. w. Kinney of Caldwell, spent last
Tuesday in town attending to some
business matters.
H. ]. Sloan is on the sick list
Rev. ]. B. Story of King Hill, spent
the forepart of last week here visit
ing with his sister, Miss Mary Story
and friends. Mr.. Story was formerly
the pastor the local United Presbyter-
ian church here.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. D. Bates of Butte,
Idaho, spent Sunday of last week at
the c. A. DOMAIN home.
R. H. Crosswhite spent the fore
part of the week at Boise.
Mrs. Mary Burkhill of Shoshone
spent the forepart of last week visit
ing with her old friend, Mrs. A. A.
Moline
E. H. Healy spent last Wednesday
at the capital on business.
The Ladies of the aCtho1ic church
held a cooked food sale at the Parma
Trading company, Saturday afternoon.
Mrs Martha Stockton accompanied
by her daughter, Mrs. Laura Starcher,
left for Portland, Ore, last week on
a visit with relatives and friends.
Mrs. D. c. Brett spent Wednesday
at Caldwell
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
WHAT ina Name?'
By MILDRED MARSHALL
Facts about yopr name; Ito history;
meaning; Dhence Il soas deioed;
a.. significance; your LUCKY day
We and lucky je.osl
GERALDINE

MORSE mythology is filed with
~ valiant names which are the fore
runners of many of our feminine
proper names in current use today.
Geraldine is one such and her history
dates back to the days when Valkyries
drove their splendid chariots over the
fields of conflict in the land of the
midnight sun. Ii means spear
powerr thus making its fortunate
possessor one Of the company Of battle
maids so honored by those Of Scan
dipavian blood.
From Norway and Sweden, the fore
runner Of Geraldine made Its appear
ance among the Anglo-Saxons as st.
Gerhold. which was straightway
changed to Gerald and because of the
sanity reputation of it's first bearer
the masculine name became enormous
ly popular in England, where 1t Is
still a favorite in the aristocratic
class. "Morte dArthur" added to the
vogue of Gerald, since Gareth, or Gar
ret, knight of the Round Table, was
said to be the equivalent for Gerald.
Some etymologists disagree with this
contention.
The first Geraldine was Lady Eliza
beth Fitzgerald, daughter Of the
famous Maurice Fitzgerald, whom
Surrey made the heroine of his poetry
under the title Of Fair Geraldine.
Geraldlne's talismanic gem Is the
emerald which is said to give the
wearer such intuitive powers that she
may be able to foretell events. II
quickens the intelligence and sharpens
the wits, but is an enemy to passion.
Wednesday Is Geraldine's lucky day
and her lucky number. The haw.
thorne Is her flower
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18

A large number of Parmaites at
tended the dance given by the Parma
baseball boys at Big Bend Thursday
Mrs. Jesse Baker spent last We'd
nesday visiting at the county seat.
The Amphictyonic council will hold
their regular meeting in the Commun-
ity church basement next Thursday
afternoon, April 20.
August Jurries arrived in Parma the
forepart of last week from Sherburn,
MINI. He will visit several weeks
with his brother, Herman Jurries and
family.
Large crowds have been attending
the revival meetings at the Comnlun-
ity church each evening.
The high school baseball team play
ed the Wilder nigh school team at
Wilder Friday afternoon. The score
was 8 to 4 in favor of Wilder.
Valuation of taxable property in
Kootenai county increased to $l8,217,-
oo5.
Nampa $4,000 Masonic temple plan
ned
Huntington-Ore being shipped
from Bay Horse mine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
Uncommon Sense
BY JOHN BLAKE
ANALYZE MISTAKES

XXyHEN you make mistake, fnd
w out why you made it. Think 1t
over few minutes Fix in your mind
the manner In which it happened. Be
ashamed of 1t, II 1t is bad mistake.
Scare yourself about 1t, II 1t Is a
dangerous one.
The child never forgets the mistake
he makes when he puts his finger In
the fire. That mistake he has to think
about for long time afterward. One
of the kind Is always enough for
him.
Admiral Peary's Eskimo dogs made
the mistake Of eating all that was
given them when they were encamped
In the Arctic regions waiting for one
Of his dashes to the pole. Apparently
they remembered that mistake when
the food ran out and some Of their
number had to be eaten.
When the survivors Of the pack re-
turned to America they were very
sparing Of the food that was given
them, and buried the remainder. More
than that they secured the neighbor-
hood for food to bury. They had had
time to think over their mistakes.
Most people have much the same
sort Of work to do every working day.
Those who do not think over their
mistakes continue to make them and
for the most part they always stay
where they are.
Men who make the same mistakes
twice never get the confidence Of an
employer.
Those who think about their mis-
takes, and find out ways to eliminate
them, are those who get along.
II is better to discover your own
mistakes than to wait for the boss to
discover them. Discover them early,
and you can do without them the
next time.
Go over your work. If 1t is not up
to the mark that you ought to make,
you have either made important mis-
takes, or wasted time, which in It,
self is an important mistake.
Think about that. Let 1t sink into
your SOUL. Think how 1t held your
work back, and what the repetition of
II will do to- your life's work.
This may not contribute, to your re-
pose the night you are thinking about
1t. but it will make you sleep better
for many night to come. Perfec-
tion is the absence Of mistakes. We
cannot any of us achieve 1t, but we can
all achieve pretty fair substitute by
cutting mistakes to the minimum.
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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
Slightly Deficient

Here's one that has leaked out OF an
OF. c. after a couple of years or so
A young man, good soldier pu'
sadly lacking in book-larnin was up
for a commission. He staggered
through part of the examinations TO the
increasing bedevilment OF the officers
in charge, but when it came to geo.
graphical questions his ignorance was
limitless. Finally one of the officers
after listening to piece of astounding
transformation, jumped to his feet and
Numbered:
"My sainted aunt's black cat! Here
YOU are-say you want to defend your
country-and, by, by the whiskers OF
a ring-toed monkey, you don't e<1n
know where it isl
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
OLD-TIGE COLD CURE
~DRINK HOT TEAL

Get a small package of Hamburg
Breast Tea at any pharmacy. Take a
tablespoonful of the tea, put cup of
boiling water upon it, pour through a
sieve and drink a, teacup full at any
time during the day or before retiring.
It is the most effective way to break
cold and cure grip, as it opens the
pores of the skin, relieving congestion.
Also loosens the bowels, thus breaking
up cold.
Try it the next time you suffer from
a cold or the grip. 1t is inexpensive
and entirely vegetable, therefore safe
and harmless.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Jim Mcintyre made trip to Deer
Flat and purchased IS sacks of seed
potatoes.
Mildred Wallace has been i'll and out
of school the past week.
Mrs. Isabel Wallace and son, Chas.
spent Tuesday night with Mrs. Wal
lace's daughter, Mrs. R. E. Bayless
OF Knowlton Heights.
Lloyd Wright, Ada Conley, Charlie
Wallace and Ester Eells, made a trip
to Melba Thursday.
l. S. Glidden returned from Nampa
Tuesday, where he had spent some
time with his son George.
Miss Beatrice Amesbury, our teach
err, attended the contests in Caldwell
last Saturday.
Mark Young and wife, who are cut
ting potatoes at Melba, spent the first
of the week here with relatives and
returned to their work Wednesday.
Alice Martin was an overnight
guest of Bertha Wallace Tuesday eve
ming night. :
George w. Dilley has been quite
i'll in Caldwell this week.
Mrs. w. T. Williams, who has been
here with her daughter, Mrs. Charles
Jordan, left for her home, west OF
Nampa, Friday.
Good Friday came in here with its
usual buster, with wind, rain, sleet anc
snow in this neighborhood.
The Followers of Christ held pray.
er meeting at the school house last
Thursday night
Mrs. r. E. Bayless of Knowlton
Heights, is spending the week here
with her mother, Mrs. Isabel Wallace,
Mr.. and Mrs. R. E. Conley and
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
RUB RHEUMATISM FROM
STIFF ACHING JOINTS
Rub Soreness from joints and muscles
with q small trial bottle Of old
St, Jacobs Oil

Stop dosing" Rheumatism.
It's pain only; not one case in fifty
requires internal treatment. Rub sooth-
ing, penetrating "St. Jacobs Oil' right
on the "tender spot" and by the time
you say Jack Robinson-out comes the
rheumatic pain. "St. Jacobs Oil' is
. harmless rheumatism cure which
never disappoints and doesn't burn the
skin. 1t takes pain, soreness and stiff
ness from aching joints, muscles and
bones; stops sciatica, lumbago, backache,
neuralgia
Timber upl Get IS cent bottle OF
o1d-time, honest "St. Jacobs Oil" from
any drug store, and in moment you'll
be free from pains, aches and stiff
ness. Don't suffer- Rub rheumatism
away.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18

To Try Him Out.
Ethei-Gladys has agreed to accept
Tom on six months probation.
Clara-I see: q sort Of limited en-
gagementl
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18

Charming Lillian tHiIIie) Dove, the
popular "movie" star has permanent
ly left the chorus for the screen. ~
thought could never forsake musical
comedy" she once said. "eut the
lure Of the stage Isn't half 90 strong
to me now and can't be compared to
the thrill that one gets when sitting
back In the rear Of theater and
watching ones self on the SCREEN"
This ls one Of her latest pictures.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-04-18
A LINE O. CHEER
BY John kendrick Bangs.
A VALUABLE VISITOR

IN ROUBLE came to me one day
i Bag and baggage. Came to
stay
Followed me where'er I went
On more trouble surely bent.
|. despite his mien of gloom,
Took him to an upper room,
And with purpose deadly grim
Made a punching-bag OF him.
Knocked him squarely through the
door.
Stretched him fiat upon the floor,
And at last when past a doubt
Ia completely laid him out
Strange to say l found my muscle
Stronger for our little tussle,
Whence l think tbs rather plain
Even Trouble holdeth gain.
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