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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

New York and Chicago. That much
| have decided. Boston. NAV he he
cause Boston is still an American
moral metropolis. Cities I have in
mind are Washington, Cleveland ana
St Louis, but nothing is definite ex.
cept that do sot intend to 90 fartb.
er west than Chicago. I want no han.
quets, no big formal dinners. Ms
tour is to be very plain, business6kr
affair. l shall try to lead as simpl,
life as do here. I 90 to bed a.
eight every night and wake mn at
quarter to- three in the morning
won't be able to go to bed quite tina
soon in America if I wish to address
night meetings. l don't want to tai
in halls that are too immense be
cause while my voice is still good
don't want to screech. shall talk !,
English, of course. That is why I az
coming. l want to carry messae
personally to Americans, to establis.
an intimate contact with nv aud
ences.
Whlie IN America I expect to cal
upon President Harding. NV oil
Pershing, and, of course, Wilson"
Reads and Writes at 3 A. NJ.
l asked him what he did. wakin
up at quarter to three in the morn
ing.
"0h, read some, and write a goo
deal more. en- autobiography? \
indeed! Retired statesmen who writ
their memoirs usually defend them
selves and apologize for their policie,
| intend to do neither. Pouff for m
diligent criticsl"
And with that he whistled down th
wind the Partisan editors who are ro
orce more bitterly saying he has I
business tc go to America. Student
the old man turned guide:
want to see my palace Come o.
It's an addition to my little house. S
of fir and heather and built in 10 day
The palace is Is feet square. It
matched outside on walls and roof.
you see, with fir and heather. l wan
ed nice big room in which to e.
terrain my friends who occasional
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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Portable chairs and a fireplace in
which, when l was there, some fresh
cut logs were fragrsntly burning.
The kitchen. over which old Marie
presides, has those utensils which con-
stitute the glory and pride of Eu-
ropean cooks-a complete set of con-
per pots and pans, and everyone of
them shining like mirror.
Outside the house there were few
stunted pines, row of sunAoyers and
some thick clumps Of heather. The
legend is that Clemenceau came here
chose the spot, and drew big circle
IN the sand and turf with his cane
Every three feet q stake was driven
and a wire fence set up. Then the
house was built in the center. When
he received me he was clothed in a
rusty old brown suit and was wear
ing brown leather CATERS. On his
head was battered old hat and on
his hands We're the famous gray
gloves which have become part of the
modern history of France.
The Tiger neither bit, nor snarled.
He was most delightful, most human.
His gray eyes danced with the true
dance of youth. His smile revealed a
great number of sound teeth, and they
were not store teeth either. The only
time saw anything of the grim Glenn
enceau was when asked him to write
and sign a brief message to the Am
erican people, which we could repro
duce.
mo, no, mol" he growled. "No! If
l ever started that, there would be no
end to it."
Then he smiled impishly:
%Ask me for nothing and you will
get it,"
"Get what?" asked.
"Nothing!"
He told me his plans for the. trip
to America:
II shall sail in November accom-
panied only by my man servant who
knows my ways, my tastes and de-
sires. Many close friends have urged
me to let them accompany me, but l
have declined. l am going to take the
advice Of American friends as to
where I shall speak. I will talk in
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
Daily Health Hint
HOW TO BE HEALTHY.
(By DR.. R. H. Bishop

If you worry about being healthy,
the chances are you won't be-
Don't make hard work of it. Lay
down certain rules and follow them
the best you can until you get
used to it.
The mind has strong effect on the
health of the body.
If you have a fit of anger, or a
spell of worry, or hate, or envy, you
will be more fatigued than as if you
had done a good days work.
If you do physical work all day
long, read at night or play cards, to
work the mind. II you work in an
Office during the day, you will need
physical exercise at night.
In choosing your foods, don't always
choose the soft ones. Hard foods,
such as crusts, toast, hard fruits and
nuts make you use your teeth. This
keeps them from decaying.
If you build up your body, your
chances of catching" disease will be
at a minimum.
Here are seven rules that will help
to keep your health good:
Have fresh air where you live and
work, breathe deeply, avoid eating
too much, eat slowly, stand, sit and
walk erect, work hard, but play and
rest. too, and be cheerful and learn
not TO worry.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

diets. will be invisible to one another, never
meeting in open contact. Killing will be done
by artificial lightning, blasts Of terrific heat
and UNDERSTANDABLE bombs.
Then he switches to music, basis Of which
is rhythm, and says: Our sense of rhythm
comes from the time when we were some form
of primitive life on the seashore waiting for the
returning tide to give us our food"
Gosh Pleased to have met you, Mr.. Low.
Call again.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
The Steeple- Jack
By Berton Braleyl
BY BERTON BRALEY

(By Berton Braleyl
The Steeple-Jack has lots of fun,
He gets the air, he gets the sun,
And when hes perched upon steeple
He can look down on other people.
But though appraised above the mob.
The Steeple-Jack is not snob.
Of money, he is seldom shy,
For, like his work, his pay is high;
No Steeple-Jack can you accuse .
Of narrowness, for all his views
Are broad. He sees much further thai
Most any ordinary man.
Thus, while so loftily he swings,
He overlooks the little things.
He always is, it would appear,
Right at the height of his career,
Or one might say, with more discretie-
Up at the top of his professions;
And as his duties may require,
r. goes I'D high to earn his hire
Enough of puns like this, know
ais FORM Of wit is rather low.
Copyright, 1922, NEA Service)
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
LIFE AND CHARACTER READING.
0ctohar

The pursuit of gambling and fol-
lowing his own desires, in the Libra
man is not so much sensual as sem
suous, and is more of an eagerness
for new objects Of attraction than an
impulse of passion. When over-tak-
en- by disaster they recover quickly
and go to work again with redoubled
vigor.
In physical appearance these peo-
pie are tall and usually slender, and
well formed with oval faces, quick
ennunciation sometimes shrill voices
and beautiful eyes.
The highest companionship and
most congenial friends will be found
among fire people; next with those
born under their own sign and third,
with those born under Aquarius.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
ACTION. NOT WORDS

"Tay Pay" O'ConnoE says that if the United
States will but command stop" the Turks
will promptly halt their prosecutions of Christ
ian minorities in Asia Minor The suggestion
is very fattering but will scarcely be needed
by this government This country does not
issue ultimatums unless it is ready to back
them up by force Of arms, and just now we do
not care to engage in war 5000 miles from
home
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
TOM SIMS
Says

Three big U. s. life insurance firm
have quit in Europe. Too risky
business over there.
Flapping tongues for women's shoe
are stylish. A girl tells US they ar
reformers' tongues.
A mine in Ohio has been burnin
SS years and that's the truth.
Sabanieva has left Russia to sing ii
America because we pay her nine mil
lion rubles a night.
gT777 .tt srus
In Detroit, Mr.. Coffin was put il
charge of flying contest and we ca;
prove it.
Wine improves with age. but now
adays all the good dies young.
Indiana baby was born with teeth
Iowa baby age five minutes, sale
Mother" plainly. The rising gener-
alton is speedy.
Woman wants the marriage OF
bachelor girls compulsory. Many of
these girls favor the plan.
Our neighbors' boy came over and
said, Mamma wants to borrow this
jewel case full of coal"
Moths don't realize what Kings cost
In Australia, kangaroos are hunted
in autos. Being good jumpers the,
make fine substitutes for pedestrians.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Independent candidates would be consider
ably more numerous if more people were in
clined to raise independent funds to keep them
running It takes money to make campaigns
no matter how independent" the candidate
may be. This is one place in which his depend
ancy is emphasized
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

It's to be hoped that the High Way Depart
ment Of the county will find some way to open
the Geneva road for the winter Detouring
about this road is going to be pretty expensive
proposition if it is held necessary all through
fall and winter. If the concrete pavement can
not be complete the road should be opened to the
public.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Babe Ruth may not have lived up to his repu-
tation as home run getter but he stuck with
it long enough to get three-year contract at
price big enough to allow him to retire when
it expires All of which goes to show that the
time to get something is while the getting is
good
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Possibly Mr.. Wilson could be induced to take
his Fifteen Points" and go over to the neu-
trail zone and tell them how to do it. A regu-
lar little peacemaker like Mr.. Wilson should
not be loafing round home at this time when
there is such call for his services.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
Happenings
Is Years Ago
OCTOBER 3, fss7.

OCTOBER 3, 1897.
The Y. M. G. A. committees met
last night and laid out their plans
for the coming year.
The sidewalk being built around the
Saint James church is progressing
rapidly.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. H A. Mar
tin, last night, boy.
A gang of men in the employ of
the M. R. and K. Electric road are 60
ing over the road repairing it after
the laying Of the tracks.
A new military company by the
name of The Kenosha Independent
Military company has been organized
and there. are fifty-six names on the
roll CALL The list of officers is as fol-
lows: Captain, J. X Balcom; first
lieutenant, j. E. Hayes; second lieu
tenant, G. c. Hubbard; first sergeant,
Ed. B. Burr; quartermaster, VIM. Sym
monds; corporals, E. Foulke, E. N.
Pitcher, W. B. Van Gasbeck, F. Good
man. The other sergeants are E. F.
Markham, H. B. Glasgow, B. Lafayette
A disastrous bicycle accident took
place on Market Square this morning.
Two wheels collided and one of the
riders came out without scar nor
scratch while the other was less fort
innate. His wheel was wreck and
the parts had to be put in bushel
basket and taken home. The rider
was so disheartened at his fate that
he wept for over half hour before
he could be persuaded to bottle Up his
grief and pick up enough of the ma
chine< as a souvenir of better days.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

People who want to object to the taxes they
are going to pay next January should go to the
Board of Review and protest against the ass
essments made now. There is little chance of
a successful protest after the tax has been
levied.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Dancing is fine exercise. It is often
done with dumb-belles.
Isn't stealing a bucket of coal grand
larceny now?
The easier girl is to look upon the
harder man looks.
Nice thing about the world series
is neither team will wind up lower
than second place.
Mud baths are being used to make
people beautiful, but you don't see
any pretty politicians.
Carpenter wants return bouts with
Sikh and Dempsey. That man may
be out but never down.
In few days you can say to the
ice man, Them days is went"
Atlantic City woman wants divorce
because hubby hit her with an ak.
Women are so touchy.
Halloween is coming pretty quick.
Better be making friends with the
neighbors' children.
Marie Escobar of Mexico is doing
we'll in grand opera. 1t is not true
that she developed her voice while
calling for help.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

No man ever worked his passage
anywhere in a dead calm. Let no
man wax pale, therefore, because of
opposition.- Neale.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
TT YOU ARE WELL BRED.

You do not bring q guest to a din
ner party, dance or any function to
which invitations have been issued
without getting permission from your
hostess.
If, however, her plans are already
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05
TnnAY,s THnIICuT

And heard the voice of the Lord,
saying, Whom shall l send, and who
will go for US Then said 1, Here
am & send me.-Isaiah 6:8
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

made and she cannot include another
guest, you bear no resentment if she
refuses. Such a course is not unusual
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

And yet "The Tiger of France by any other
name would still be propaganda.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Blessings, as a cure for rheumatism,
are having quite vogue.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

The man who names Pullman cars
names towns in Asia Minor.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

A mine in Ohio has been burnin
3S years and that's the truth.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Sabanieva has left Russia to sing ii
America because we pay her nine mil
lion rubles a night
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Flapping tongues for women's shoe
are stylish. A girl tells US they ar.
reformers' tongues.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Halloween is coming pretty quick.
Better be making friends with the
neighbors' children.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Three big U. S. life insurance firm
have quit in Europe. Too risky
business over there.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

In Australia, kangaroos are hunted
in autos. Being good jumpers the,
make fine substitutes for pedestrians.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

In Detroit, Mr.. Coffin was put il
charge of flying contest and we ca,
prove it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-10-05

Our neighbors' boy came over and
said, Mamma wants to borrow this
jewel case full of coal"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
PRINCETON T0.LOSE5I n.
TWELVE STAR MEN

PRINCETON, N, j.. Dec. a.
While :ne Princeton stultrt L,,dy
= eelebrat MS the victories oycr
Chicago, Harvard and Yale Coach
Bill Roper has already started Ia
think 3bont the 1929 campaign.
The Tigers viii lose a dozen
N embers Of the varsity football
squad. That Is quite a blow since
most Of them are regulars. or ,thJ
men who will graduate In June
are Captain Dickinson, Thomps5n.
Gray Baker, Stinson, Afford
Gaines, Griffin, Euwer, cleaSti
Snyder and Troup.
Roper Will miss Dickinson. whc
has played a great game in ami
stNle.
Baker has proved one ot tlit
best tackles Of the year. His recoy,a
cry OF a tumble at Harvard mad
possible a Tiger touchdown ana
victory Cleayes has been tho ~
VI tA1 utSN Aldlus EaI. iiitI.NI
Gray, at end, has had q won
derful year, He Is an All-Amerl.
can possibility, His recovery Of n
iumbla followed by a forty-tsye
yard run for touchdown against
Chicago was a lIte-sayer fots ti,e
Tigers In that game.
However, Roper isn't doint ay
worrying. He has the neucleIss for
another great team In Treat, one
OF the hest tackles OF tho year;
German, Crum, Newly, Bcattle'
Caldwell, Smith, shively, Wihgats
Dlnsmore and a host of others n.
addition the freshman matertA !, ~
said TO be very promising.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
THIRD ARMY CORPS
TOSME.ET MARINES

BALTIMORE, Dec. 2-Doughboy
versus Ieatherneck. Thus will the
Third Army Corps Area football
team and that OF the Quantlco Ma.
rines line up inBtheir annual battle
this afternoon; which will dedicate
the Nenable Stadium, built in honor
OF the late Mai. William Venable.
leader In civic promotion OF this
city. 1t IS estimated that more
than $4,000 people will witness the
Tray.
Among those who will witness
tho battle are Secretary Of War
weeks several members Of the up.
per and lower branches Of Con
rfess Cabinet members and many
ranking officers OF the army ana
navy a parade through the city
streets by soldiers and marines led
by Alat Gen Q. S. Bailey, head OF
tte Third Army Corps, as grand
marshal preceded the game,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
.BISONS Favored
TO CONTEST
FRONNESLEYAN
Game Should Prove One Of
snappiests Of Season.
Much Rivalry.

west virginia Wesleyan and
Bethany viii meet at Norwood
Perk. claSksburs, this afternoon IN
game 70 decide the r1nrerup in
the state football campaign. Th4
Hniyersity az West Virginia, unde.
ieated. With aFyictory over Yves
leyan and one syet wash.Jeft, con.
qlsrors Of both Wesleyan and Beth
any. has aelear title 70 the state
champipnship among other cham.
ptcnships failing to the lot of tho
Morgantowni LAS, so that the gams
today means very. little except Is
decide hesshpremacy between the
two Institutions represented In this
game,
ii. however; promises to be n
real football battle, one that will
he worth going q good way to see.
recording TO the DOPE.
bethany It seems to me, holds a
SLIGHT edge In The battle and VII!
likely he returned "a winner by .
small margin. However, Wesleyan
viii likely put lp a bitter fight AMI
may turn the tide Of battle in favor
Of Upshnr County.
The field will not be IDEAL for tns
game, and viii probably slow down
The running attack Of each team,
and viii make for fumbles an!
breaks that may have bearing
ON the final result.
Indications are that one OF the
largest crowds 1f the season Will
be ON hand for the battle. Botn
teams are reported to be in good
condition for the game and will do
their best in the final battle OF the
year.
A large number OF local fans ara
planning 10 make the trip to the
game TO-DAY, and extra service cars
viii follow the gular noon car for
Clark burg over the NJ. P. & R. Co.
lines. The car will arrive at
clarkshurg at 1880 or an hour b.
foro the game Is scheduled to stsrt.
When the game Is over, there will
be extra service provided on the
~ p g r. Co. lines to bring ths
fans back to Fatrmont.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02

lures Of play are all men who have
won their spurs IN the big leagues.
The diamond near Burbank, Cal,
where the school is conducted, was
recently christened in regular big
league style by Edith Roberts,
dainty star Of 1.-THE Dangerous
Age" There is a bit Of mystery
as to what the bottle contained.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
STAR TELLS OF
GR|DIRONJOKES
Many Funny Things Happen
on Football Field Each
Season.
BY aRo"i MeMllLIN.


Football is l spectacular game
and many times the crowd Is
amused By tho freaklsh plays
pulled by the players. II this re.
suits In a break in favor Of thI
home team It pleases the crowd.
but IL It should go against them
1t will cause the spectators 10
groan. In my time / have seen
some very peculiar plays and soma
OF them have plsced our. team 10
dangerous positions at the time.
In. recent article I mentioned
where our punter In one game
missed the ball entirely on an al.
tempt to punt. N this same game
there were several other peculiar
plays. Early In our game again
West Virginia the Mountaineets
tried the old shoe.string play where
one man lays out near the side.
line and a pass is thrown to hil
without a signal. But in this in.
stance It failed 70 work as the man
receiving the! pass was thrown for
a two.yard loss by our halfback.
Value Of Smart Player.
Another; play in that same gams
shows the advantage OF smat.
football player over a slow thinker
West Virginia tiled a trick play In
which the halfback carrying the
ball starts ]on an end run and a.
he is tackled he will. pass the ball
to another back who Is behind, him
waiting.
Roberts, who was playing defeu.
sive end for us Gn that day, refused
to tackle the nan but used his
hands on him instead. Just as h.
was attempting TO pass the ball
Red gave him a shove, causing 4
bad pass and consequently a FUN.
bic. Red scooped up the ball and
ran thirty yards before he was
forced out of bounds. This broke
up the offensive drive Of tho Ops
sition and was largely respon5ibi,
for our winning the game.
The spectators will sometimes
wonder how the players manage 10
keep so cool under fire in a CANT
as strenuous us football. However,
the man in the stands does 40:
know all that goes on during that
GO minutes. Even the most OK,
perienced players will get excited
In the heat OF q game, especially
SO in hard one, when his tenn
is about to score or be scored on
for the winning touchdown,
! recall one game in which Cen
ire watson the small end ola ) 10
Q score. We had Just made pas
to one Of our ends, who. by a beau.
tifnl catch and run. carried the nall
to the opponents two.yard lire
With first down and only two to 20
the end who had caught the pass
rushed back to me and sai1,
Throw me a pass, throw me A
pass" He was about us much OK:
cited as a man could be. II he had
only stopped 10 think he would
lave known Il would be a bad play
to try at that lime. on the fri.
play We bucked the ball over and
Kicked the goal for the winning
point.
Another funny instance. although
not so amusing 10 me Mt the time
happened In one OF our hardest
games. One Of our men intercepted
a pass and was running for a
touchdown with no one between
him and the goal except one Of our
own men. YOU can imagine our sur.
prise when our own man tackle 1
him and before he could get. going
again the other team was on him
This is all in the game, though,
and It Is such plays as these that
help to mako football the wonde,
full game that It is.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
SIXTEEN TEAMS ENTERED.

NEW YORK, Dec. 2.-sixteen
teams are entered In the six-day
bicycle race, starting tomorrow
night at 10 o'clock in Madison
Square Garden. Prize money ag-
gregated $4,000.
Grenda and Mcnamara, win
ners of the last six day race, held
in March, are paired again, but
the ,yictors a year ago, Brocco
and Goulet,. are teamed with DIFF
ferent partners. 8
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-02
RECORD THREATENED

HlLLsBoRo, Tex, Dec, a..
Iris Speaker, manager Of tho
Cleveland Americans, came S.ithtl
three seconds OF a worlds record
In a rodeo staged hero by tbs
Chamber OF Commerce. He roped
and tied a calf In 81 seconds. He
beat Tommy Kirnan. crack rope
Of the rodeo, whose times was 81
rs seconds.