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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
THE ENDOCRINE MYSTERY.

The psyche analysis craze threatens TO be
eclipsed by the wave Of curiosity about the endo-
crime glands. sweeping the nation. The gland
specialists put il like this
Near your windppe is the thyroid gland It
works on the principle of a gas valve. BY regulat-
ing the amount of energy produced and consumed
in your body, the thyroid controls your speed Of
hving-makes tho human racer or a creeper.
physically mentally and emotonay.
The adrenal glands, attached to the kidneys are
the glands of combat. They mobilize energy for
emergencies. making you frightened or brave during
a crisis.
The pituitary gland. located in a in the skull
has for its chief function the regulation of the
growth skeleton and supporting tissues
Giants and dwarfs, say the scientists, are simply
individuals with over-active sub-norma pituitary
secretions.
Less important endocrine glands the pineaL
thymus. interstitial. pancreas and parathyrods
Most mysterious parts of the body are the glands
Doctors are learning about them rapidly. Tinkering
with them, they produce astounding changes in
health emotions and intellect.
For instance the type of mental deficient known
s cretin supposed incurable. Now Gre
tinism IS recognized as thyroid deficiency.
a cretn. fed thyroid extract from sheep. begins
growing normally and develops intelligence close to
normal If a cretn stops his thyroid diet. mental
and physical deterioration in almost overnight.
or say scientists. it is possible 10 take an cratic
genius and pull him down normal by treating
his glands
Extreme CANADIANS picture the world peopled
by a mass of normal slaves ruled by individuals
with abnormal glands
Some gland specialists reach Hackers conclusion.
that the body ana being nothing but chemical
machines They see vast amount OF potential
human thought Imprisoned in a bottle OF iodine
element that is the very life OF the thyroid
Nevertheless the glandsters are unable to prove
that emotions and intellect are merely expressions
OF glandular conditions instead Of emotions and
intellect.
In the last analysis, the controversy among
gandsters IS whether mind controls matter or mat
ter controls mind.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
Copeland

Fortunately, myelitis is not COM
monty met. But when II does come
It's symptoms begin like some other
nervous diseases. The legs seem
weak, heavy and stiff. The feet
feel numb.
In few days that other familiar
symptom of special trouble appears
"a feeling as if there were a band
around the waist. This symptom IS
called the 'igirdle sensation"
There is increasing numbness Of
the limbs. There may be involun-
tary passages of the bowels and kid
neys. and inability TO walk.
These symptoms may remain sta
tionary or grow worse for a dime.
In a favorable case Improvement IS
noted. and after several months re-
covery may be complete.
If bed-sores develop the case is
considered more serious, but recov-
cry of sensation is a good sign.
Rest in bed is an essential part
Of the treatment 1t is difficult to
the Importance of this feature. but
it must he practiced.
One Of the important things is
10 guard against bed -sores. and the
danger OF this complication must
not be watched and bathed to keep
il healthy.
The underlying trouble will be
treated by the physician. and the
symptoms will be met as they ap-
pear. Patient care will be reward
ed by notable Improvement and
possibly complete cure.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
ALL IN THE MIND.

Paris enthusiast, with a great deal of money,
has just paid sS2O77 for a one-cent stamp. 1t
printed in British Guiana 1886 and is said to be
the only in existence.
AS a stamp, it is worthless Pasted upon a letter,
it would not carry a postcard mile. For all prac-
teal purposes it is useless and yet it brings to
seller enough mail postcard every man,
woman and child in the states Of Colorado. Nevada
and New Mexico
What was it that gives value to bit of paper
whose utility has been gone for three quarters of a
century?
Simply the fact that in the mind there
is queer quirk that gives importance to rarity and
places a value upon exclusive possession.
The stamp itself has little historical value. 1t
played part in any great event in history so that
might be cherished a memento or a souvenir
II has educational value which might inspire
any brain a thought or new invention.
All the value in that stamp is the fictitious one
created by the human mind zealously bidding
against the same desire on the part of other minds
How many other things in life given their
valuation this a very similar basis?
The humble dandellon, which will soon show its
golden hue in lawns, is despised weed in this
cline beoause it is plentiful and often a nuisance
Place that dandeon in the middle of American
desert and the miners would bid for it-with much
more reason than did this collector of stamps.
Women. in buying from those makers who
call themselves by high sounding titles in the
ters of fashion, pay 10 a dozen times the price
of much pretter dresses because they assured
that it will be the only made in that particular
style.
To those who purchase, exclusiveness has real
value and they believe that by buying it they rise
little higher the social scale and escape contact
with working girls who would be more beautiful
than they ginghams. despite their Paris creations
Outside of the necessities Of life prices are largely
a matter of thought They are created by fictitious
standards which have relation whatever to either
cost or usefulness.
Envy. jealousy. greed are powerful factors in
price. They never affect value.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
YOUR HEALTH Sc By cd Dr. r. S.

You will recall that the backbone
Is made up Of a series Of separate
bones called vertebrate.
In the middle Of each Of these
bones is a hole. so that the back
bone presents a continuous hollow
tube or tunnel In this bOny canal,
protected from the probability of in
jury, IS the spinal cord. Next to
the brain. this precious tissue ranks
highest in value OF all our many
parts.
Unfortunately for the human
family. no portion Of the body is
free from the danger of disease. SO
the spinal cord may be the seat Of
Inflammation.
This Inflammation is called "mye-
litis"
As in the brain, in the spinal cord
are two kinds of tissue-gray mat
ter and white matter
If the gray matter is infamed,
the disease Is called polio-myelitis.
But we don't need 20 memorize all
these big names. It is enough to
remember the word describing all
Inflammation OF the cord. Expos
ure. dissipation. overwork and con-
cussion or injury are among such
! causes.
Myelitis may he secondary to one
Of the infections fevers like scarlet
| fever. typhoid, influenza. rheuma-
tism. diphtheria and pneumonia. and
TO peritonitls. appendicitis. tonsilitis
and many more diseases.
Certain chemical poisons some
\ times cause this diseases.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
VAS 1T LOVE?

Students Of romantic literature will be interested
IN the story OF the California who drank slow
nelson At her husbands death and calmly orders
the undertaken 10 await all arrangements until there
can be a double funeral.
Undyng love has been the pledge, the hope
the desire OF the human heart.
It's Interpretation has varied with the ages, as
understanding OF love and the broader meaning Of
real affection have grown with capacity Of mankind
10 feel and 70 think
Shakespeare found it in the story Of Romeo and
Juliet deity placing his characters among the emo
tional Italians OF period when humanity was
chained by many conventions that hid the real
meaning Of things.
Tragic actresses have portrayed the beautiful
Juliet and for generations the romantic hearts OF
girls have wept with the unfortunate Romeo and
perhaps secretly yearned that depth of affection
which does not visualize life which lasts beyond
that Of the loved one.
Barbaric kings solved their search for the same
tribute 10 their personalities by burning their
widows upon their funeral pyres. Less poetic, Of
course but based upon that primitive inter
probation Of love as meaning monopoly and posses
Is that emotion really which centers itself so
strongly upon another that life is worth
while. when in the great course Of nature the
passing comes?
Is il not rather linked to that worship of idols
which heathens give. the alteration of the things Of
earth rather than the strong feeling which is CEN
tered upon the qualities os soul which outlast life?
Is real love based upon the human qualities or
upon characteristics of mind and Of heart which
have nothing at ali TO do with living contact but
are so strong to live eternal in memory.
One might pause before they stand in at the
deepness of affection which sends this California
woman smilingly into the Great Beyond, in
dempton of pledge of early youth that nothing
should part her from the youth who had won her
heart.
Mere sentimeu.alizm may place the wreath Of
romance about the packet Of yellow letters which
she carries with her.
higher. or. at least. different ideal of love.
would give the greater romance 20 her who bravely
faces her own life. radiant with memory and de-
sirous only of perpetuating the traits Of and
mind able 90 inspire devotion
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
ONCE AG4IN.

Today the cali Of play Ball" goes UP in those
cities which form a part OF organized baseball.
Today tho eyes Of millions OF Americans turn
toward the scoretoard and the important news OF
the day IS told by innings.
This year the sport VIII have an even stronger
hold upon the public mind for this national insti-
tuition Is under the special guardianship Of lands
soon every vacant lot every school ground every
college campus will be alive with boys and youths
who viii also De interested IN batting average
their own
Baseball IS a great rejuvenator. for as these boys
who play upon the street today grow into manhood
they viii keep something of youth as long as they
are interested IN this sport.
serlous-ninded persons may not understand the
impulse which makes staid personages throw their
hats into the air and yell at the crack Of bat
against ball. That doesn't matter. for the man
knows that he is a youth again. with an enthusiasm
that does not ago and with interest that keeps
him young.
great shout. that which Is raised today of play
Ball"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

have marched side by side in wars since that
day and the anger and hstreds OF that hour have
become but memories buried by the friendship and
kindly feeling which has wiped away all section
altsm.
Your grandfather heard OF that act perhaps 10
days or two weeks after it happened. Today the
voice which gave the order would have been heard
in tens Of thousands OF homes equipped for radio
The wooden ship OF that day IL gone and even
its steel successor IS useless by the airplane
and the submarine.
The men who fought in that day with Minnie
balls knew nothing OF poison gas OF bombs from the
air or machine guns which fred more bullets than
cid a regiment OF men
To the men OF today the conditions were primitive
almost 70 the point Of barbarism even in the hate
that existed between parts Of a great nation.
Those who live 81 years from today will look
back on this April Il with much the same amaze
rneut. for the progress will be greater
Men will wonder why races in this day hold each
other IN suspicion aboriously plan avoid the
death conflict Of war with little faith in the end
of war.
The women Of that day will wonder at the limited
fields which today participate. widening
as they are.
Most all. they will amazed at the methods
OF education. OF waste in transportation. OF the
slowness with which human beings about the
world. for the flying machine will contract the world
to a days Journey trip Paris will be easy
as a jaunt 10 Goshen
Measured by a clock. 81 years is not long with
change az the measuring stick the past six decades
have been longer than the entire history OF the
world The next so years will be heightened to
aeons in experience.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

BY News Times Least Wire
PETROGRAD. April 10.-The
Soviet government has decided def
nitely. 10 is announced officially. that
veterans OF the past a. wars in Rus
sia, including the world war affair.
STA, including the world war affair
as soon as some provision Of I'm
ancial nature has been made 70 sat
isfy the insistent demands OF the
railroads. the jitney sleigh lines, the
Northwestern Vodka company, the
Lennie Hot Air interest the Barber
College monopoly and other power
ful financial combinations
The following bonus propositions
have been arranged. tentatively. for
the Russian veterans:
CD Free haircut whisker trim
and neck shave for all veterans
r. 40 or more battles.
CD Choice Of manicure set
or notes for 100000 rubles the
notes payable whenever conven-
lent
CD One hundred acres Of fns
farm sand in northern Siberia
land said 20 he ideal for cultiva-
ton Of ice or Eskimo Pies.
(G Tooth brushes for all vet
Grams, who served in from 25 70
40 battles and are still alive; vet
Grams to claim these within next
/ 10 days as supply is limited
CD Immunity from income
tax for next ten days.
co Choice Of bread card or
coupon which will entitle holder
TO one ID pint of vodka. If pre-
scented along with 10000 rubles.
CD Insurance policy, 90 year
life. which insures policy holder
for 90 years from starvation. pro-
viding he is able TO get food from
some source.
(SO Choice Of nall file, tin
wash tub. or tube Of shaving soap
for all veterans who served in
from 10 to 25 battles.
90 Fine engraved portrait OF
Lennle in cOlors. the recipient Of
furnish his own frame. glass and
tacks for framing.
GO) Veterans who served in
from one TO 10 battles shall get
busy and get into some more bat
ties and increase their batting
average. or It's deportation for
for them TO farawey Siberia,
where they will he employed in
the government ice houses until
further notice.
Gus Lennie, the soviet dictator
] y 80 :, L
bill providing for a bonus for al
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
More Truth
0Than pOotru
h danes = MQntaSIQ 4
TWO DREAMS
James J. Montague
Larry

BY James ]. Montague Larry
TWO DREAMS
Last year 1 dreamed a golden dream
OF gardens bright and fair.
OF sunshine in a radiant stream.
That warmed the summer air.
OF tender. growing shoots, that
cleaned
Where rain-wet sods divided
But All, a knavish cut-worm
dreamed
The self-same dream that I did.
sat beside the freside's glow
And puffed a cigarette.
He lay beneath the drifted snow
Ct trust both cold and wet.
And while we heard the blizzards
sing
Through months OF winter wealth
er,
We waited for the coming Spring.
And dreamed our dreams to-
gether.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
REAL PROGRESS.

II you WIZ look into the book on history which
your boy girl brings home from school today.
you viii md tha- 81 years ago this morning Fort
Sumter was fred upon by the federal Sorces-and
thus began four ears Of civil warfare with men Of
common blood bent killing each other.
To merely mention the date. so brief a time. ago
81 years. bring mind the startins
change greater than had happened In the 1000
year, OF written history that had come before
The descendants OF those who fought that war
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
THE HOME TOWN.

II doesn't matter much be its build
iugs great or small.
The home town, the home town is
the best town, after all.
The cities of the millions have the
sun and stars above,
But they lack the friendly faces Of
the few you've learned to love.
And with all their pomp Of riches
and with all their teeming throngs
The heart of man is rooted in the
town where he belongs.
There are places good 20 visit. there
are cities fair TO see,
There are haunts Of charm and
beauty where at times it's good
20 be.
But the humblest little hamlet sings
a melody 90 some.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

And when the livelier iris changed
Upon the FURNISHED dove.
When glad returning robins ranged
The woods with songs OF love.
l turned the matted garden sod
Ny youth and health renewing.
And he peered out behind a clod
To see what was doing.
Ny dream. alas, was doomed TO fade
Like bubbles in the air:
He marked each bed that I had
made
And took his supper there
The moral. which brings not a CLEAN
Ito mel OF satisfaction.
Is when a worm has had a dream
He backs IL up with action!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
dust EOlRs BY a6G 7zssSz

And no matter where they travel l.
is calling them 10 come;
Though cities rise TO greatness and
are gay with gaudy dress.
There is something in the home
town which no other towns pos
sess.
The home town has a treasure which
the distance cannot gain
Ii is there the hearts are kindest,
there the gentlest friends. remain:
Il is there a mystic something seems
10 permeate the air
To set the weary wanderer to wish
ing he were there;
And be il great or humble. il stf.
holds mankind in thrall,
For the home town. the home town
is the best town, after all
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
NEWSPAPERS

youngstown 7 1gram)
months than $50 newspaper have
suspended publication in Germany on account Of
the high price OF paper
Newspapers are run by human beings who
apt 10 make mistakes. like every one else. But
eliminate all the newspapers and human inter
course and knowledge Z far-off occurrences
would practically cease. Wouldn't take many years
OF such condition the clock back several
centuries.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
TheTowerg(Babel

EDITORS NOTE. The veterans of
the Bolshevik army in Russia are now
holleriug for some sort Of n bonus.
Lenine and Tr0tsky are stalling around
letting on az II they were trying 90
devise ways and means OF paying a
bonus They claim that the Soviet
sOckskv rs very much emptysky ar the
present timesky. In view Of these facts
the following radio dispatch which
was caught by owen Davies on one u
the clothes lines az his laundry yester-
day will be OF very vital interest tO
all readers Of The Tower
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
Bill Armstrong

his soldiers. gave out the following
statement. between sips Of vodka:
I don't knOwsky whether ! will
sign billsky or notsky This bon
usowitch has always give me more
or Iessowitch OF pain in the arm
owitch. because we never vet won
a battleowitch re godsky this
vodka is getting worsky every
daysky. think I'll try 10 hire
Tommy Hoban 20 come overslsy as
soon as we get more doughsk sky.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
Inevitable

The indications are that the
people Of the United States are about
10 lose another great strike.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

Il is fortunate for internal peace
that the House OF Representative
can't hear what the President thinks
about IL.
fConvrfrhf fa22a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12
BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY


BRIEF NEWS OF THE CITY
We don't wish 20 take any credit I
on ourselves FOR the way the city
council voted : 10 against the /
beer and light wines proposition the /
other night but We do wish the
trade 20 know that we had "A nice +
talk with Councilman-at-large .
Ralph Hutchinson before the meet T.
ing and that We told Mr.. Hutchin- /
son exactly the way we felt IN the
matter. a number OF threats were
exchanged. but we point 10 NJ
Hutchinson's vote as proof positive
OF the influence, coma, that we have
with him.
A. we are getting we'll along In
years we never expect 70 live 10 see
the day when Councilman George
Hull would cast a vote against old
FIVE percent
DR.. r. F. Lucas. War Hennings
and Charles Bredemus have re-
turned from a business trip 70 And
erson. Ind. where they went 10 pur-
chase supplies for the local branch
OF the s. A. c.
This department endeavored to
secure few interviews from pro-
minent local people yesterday on
what they thought Of the council
mans vote against beer and light
wines. George Platner tainted when
we tried TO force some sort of an op-
I inion out Of him. They had nice
/ weather for it,, was all that Nelson
/ L. Jones would say on the matter.
/ Charley Sax tried TO sell US a box
| OF fleece lined underwear when we
approached him, and Bill Bamport
! slipped on a large mustache and
! tried 10 make your reporter believe
that he was Charley Frazier, the
| garage man.
Fully 5000 men in various walks OF
| life told us confidentially what they
really thought about the matter. but
| threatened us with all sort Of hor-
rible things If we came right out
and told the truth.
But. after all. what difference does
! it make? Roughly speaking in the
last few years. 100000 persons
have threatened 10 stop the paper
because of something we had writ
ten But only three OF them did
stop Il and one of these quit because
the Daily Moan was Offering a pogo
stick with every yearly subscription.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

Dr. r. F. Lucas. War Hennings
and Charles Bredemus have re-
turned from a business trip TO And
erson. Ind. where they went 10 pur-
chase supplies for the local branch
OF the s. A. G.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

A we are getting well along in
years. we never expect 70 live 20 see
the day when Councilman George
Hull would cast a vote against old
five percent.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

Fully 5000 men in various walks OF
life told us confidentially what they
really thought about the matter. but
threatened us with all sort Of hor-
rible things if we came right out
and told the truth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-12

Copyright. 1922
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-07-19
PR0GRESSlVES LEADING
NEBRASKA PRIMARIES
ny United Press)


ii Lincoln, Neb., July 19-Progres-
sives continued to overturn the old
line Republicans as the returns from
the Nebraska primaries were COM
piled today.
r. B. Howell, republican candi-
date for the United States senate
and, Progressive, established a heavy
vote in early returns over Congress
man A.5tW. Jeffries. Jeffries made
the race on the record Of Harding's
administration. Returns from 1872
precincts out of 1913, gave Howell
1893; Jefferies 1898; and G. A.
Davis, third man in the race 10,546.
Senator Hitchcock has been renom-
mated by the Democrats with an
unusually heavy vote. Dan Butler,
leading the race for the Democratic
nomination for governor, was trailed
closely by I. N. Norton and c. W..
Bryan, the later brother of Will
lam j, Bryan. There was a close
race for the Republican gubernator-
ial nomination between Charles H.
Randall and Adam McMullen. The
vote in s567 precincts was, Randall
1854 and Mullen 1878.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-07-19
GOVERNOR OF MONTANA
@MIS EDITORS TODAY

Missoula, Mont, July 19-Gover-'
nor Joseph NJ, Dixon greeted pub
fishers Of the nation today through
the National EDITORIAL association
which began its three day convention
i y The editors on the tour, represent
atives of the. press Of the country,
just completed ten day tour Of the
northwest sincludJng four days in
Yellowstone National park, The con-
vention sessions here will be inter-
spersed with social events, staged
by Missoulans in cooperation with
the Montana Editorial association.
Leading journalists of the country
will address the publishers and men
pronineHt.in the affairs Of the world
will speak.
At the conclusion of the conven-
ton the publishers will return east
by way Of Glacier National Park
where three day stop will be made