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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16
ADMIRAL LINER
 QUEEN STRIKES ON WHITE CLIFF
We'll Known Alaskan Steamer Hits Rock Southbound
 for Seattle.
PASSENGERS ARE TAKEN
 OFF BY TANKER VENTURA
Accident Occurs About 30 Miles South of Ketchikan
 Boat Standing by. s

The steamer Queen, Capt. c. A. Glasscock, of the Admiral Lines Southeastern Alaskan fleet, struck . rock on the shore of White Cliff Island at $40 o'clock this morning in dense fog and when running dead slow"
 The steamer is reported resting easy and shows little damage. s
 All passengers aboard have been transferred to the Union Oil Tanker Ventura and are on their way to Prince Rupert, B. c.
 The steamer Admiral Rodman is now alongside the Queen and takint off the baggage and freight from the forward hold. s@ According to advices received by Agent George Banbury, at xstchi. kan, from Capt, Glasscock, 1t il h. nected that sht sssteaMS win ts Hoated at 9 o'clock. when it is high tide. Capt. Glasscock wirelessed the Queen was in no immediate danscr. White Cliff Island is on the mAin curse of southbound vessels, about 70 miles south of Ketchikan, on Dixon Entrance, and near the en. rance of Boca de eaudra channel.
 Advices received in Juneau stated hat an attempt had been made to float the Queen at high tide this morning at o'clock but the It. ,empt was not successful. |
 The steamer Queen left Juneau last Wednesday morning at g o'clock .outhbound.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16
RESCUE TOMORROW

LLETIN-JACKSON Cal, Sept. 16.-Rescue workers will break through into the Arganout mine from the Kennedy mine tomorrow, accord ing to a statement issued this after noon by government and state mine officials.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16
TENTATIVE cAskET ORDER

SAN FRANCISCO, Sept 16-A To- cal casket company has received a tentative order for 40 collins to be delivered at Jackson.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16
Claims Harding Will Veto
 Bonus Measure

WASHINGTON, Sept 16.-- President Harding has defin- itely decided to veto the soldiers bonus bill. This is ac- cording to the Presidents close advisers.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16
Eddie Rickenbacker
 Today Weeds Divorcee

NEW YORK. Sept. l6 Eddie Rickenbacker. the American ace. was married today at Greenwich Village to Mrs. Adelaide F. Dursnt. divorced wife of former rival automobile racer
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-16

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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29
Quincy Todd on Conferences

sbly outlined. but the trouble 10 I
am not personally concerned
They have several conferences
at Geneva since the war. One OF
them actually gets into the papers
because the Teller that owns the
building puts up q squawk for his
rent and threatens to attach the
baggage and make the delegates
walk home" E
Il see they are going to have
another one at Genoa" says Elias
Q. Hissinbotham. Il wonder what
fer" -
That's what tho delegates won
der" replies Quincy. Maybe the
regent of Hoochistan needs . new
celluloid collar or some opera
singer from Messpotamis has
tried TO sing his national anthem
in Herzegovina. Il n somsthinS
important IKE that But the dele
gates have . nice pleasant time and
get to sec . lot Of the world. They
had . hot time at Cannes while Il
lasted. II they ever meet in Monte
Carlo every government in the
world WIN 90 broke and declare .
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here Cannes conference to repre-
sent France. He n . very wise
cracker in his own homo town, but
when he gets to Cannes he makes
q very wise crack about something
or other his country will do and
he goes homo on the next wagon lit,
which IL BY way Of saying sleep
ing car. He goes there, this Will
lam ]. BRAND. to represent France.
and he does 80 until he says some
thing. and then he finds out that
he don't represent anybody but
himself. When . delegate gets to
talking shout something DEFINITE
that has got . kick in II, he is
supposed to 80 right home and
throw up his job. Woodrow made
q few wise cracks over at Yer
sailles. Nobody It . conference II
supposed to speak Gbove . whisper
and then not to talk shout any
thing but the weather. That is
what confereuoes are for.
He listens TO all the arguments
and says: so far a.. I am person
ally concerned. you can 90 right on
With the prosramms you hare 80
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29
Who Are the Yaps?

He will Do quite bewfldered,
this city man, and will say to the
rubs, can you tell me where I
can get the train to SQuawtucketf
I was born In New York and have
lived here forty years and this u
the first time I have. ever gone
anywhere on . train !
The visiting DOOR soon fpds
that . great many New Workers.
are - provincial - the hay chow
ers he knew back home. He may
meet some man who has lived in
New York al his life who VIII tell
him that Ill grand opera 10 per
formed in the Singer Building and
that the Palisades mark the west
ern boundary Of the United States.
The toys back home may have
clay on their heels, but they don't
stand for an hour ON . cold Win
ter day Watching somebody dem
onstrats . patent adjustable one
button union suit In . haberdash-
cry window nor lirssr In perfect
awe while some genius scrapes his
face with . safety razor In . drug
store front
Many . bird has lived in The big
town an his life who doesn't know
whether Shaw In an author or an
exclamation.
But this same gent win spend
two hours Of valuable time stand.
ing on q corner watching q ped
der manipulate . tin whistle or
toy dancing bear.
In the city We arsenot hicks
No, indeedi All we do is pay three
times as much rent as We should,
lead foolishlooking pug dogs
through the park, chase fre-en-
gines. buy fake oil stock, pay Sc
for thirty-flve cents worth Of food.
ride in cattle cars many miles
day. drink Broadway rat poison.
live on delicatessen and burn our
eyes out under electric lights. But
we are not boobs. Wen admit
that.
Well may It be asked: How
many rubes in the city and how
man! in the sticks?
Some years ago q minstrel com
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29
By Roy K. Moulton

Ono Of them ID Lemuel HICKS.
whs runs the livery stable; an
other 10 Elihu Rabbit, our tomb
stons-maker; another II william
Tibbitts, who runs the general
store. and there are four or nvs
others, and II seems to be about
neck and neck for this job. Uon-
gresham sucootash. Of our dee.
strick. d some perplexed. and he
hauls on and proposes that . oon-
ference Be held at an early dats
and that each candidate for said
postmastership be represented BY
q mouthpdecs or talker and the
Congressman win DO present to d.
eide on the merits and all-around
habiliments and inequalities Of one
and all for the place.
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doesn't know the difference, and
the chances are that tho report
gets lost IN the mails, anyhow. so
everybody is satisfied except the
shoe customer out in New Zealand
who gets the report of the confer
ence and goes and gives himself UP
to the psychopathic authorities and
asks for q padded cell. under the
impression that his brain cylinders
are full Of carbon.
when the delegate meets the
king on the street . few days after
his return the king says:
Hello, old top. Where have
you been at all Winter, what7'
"Oh, I have been to that confer
ence you sent me to. Don't you re-
memberr says the delegate.
-'Oh. surel' says the king. I
remember now that you remind me
Of It. How was Jour goK scorer
The delegate has a. much author.
ity at q conference az . constable
from Keokuk. Iowa, in . Belfast
riot.
"Lpokit this hare Primmer Will
lam J. BRAND. who goes to this
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morstof1ums
What's .thstf" asks Elias @.
Higginbotham.
"A morstorium ID where . oounr
try tries to collect interest on what
It owes . lot Of preferred credit
ors," says Quincy. "A German buys
. ash In France for two francs,
which 10 <6.765.sss marks at the
present rate Of exchange. and then
declares . moratorium because he
cant get Q van dig enough to haul
the marlNs to the fsh market"
"Aint the conference at Wash
ingtou been . SUGGEST" asks Elias
@. Higginbotham-
Sure" says Quincy. Ask the
hotel keepers.-
which reminds me-. continues
Quincy. sof Q conference We have
IN our old homo town . good many
years aso. and II n quite . confer
enos u thst Il seams there ID to
b . new posomaster appointed for
our town and several very promi-
nsnk gents are after the Job. which
II By way Of being quite = political
plum. ~ the saying goeA
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

pany from New York arrived In .
midwest town too lats 10 sivs the
usual noon parade, % the same
was held In the evening. n was
. vet s.isnt me band plonshsd
the way through the mud With
water running down the bsclu q
their neclks. b..
In front Of . spacious house me
clarfonet player hesitated and
spoke to the cornet olaysr. They
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

epender buttons were Q thousand
dollars apiece, women would b
wearing them In necklaces.
Making both ends meet d mot Q
popular propaganda when people
with liyerwurst salaries are eating
ruled grouse. II, you drive . last
years car you lose your place In
society. no matter how ipconspieu-
Gus the place. u.s. %ra
II your photograph does mot
squawk Al loud or - long a. your
neighbor's. and II no plays now
record Aftsen minutes before you
set homo with yours your life II Q
failure.
n your neighbor shows silk D.
". DIS ON the washline. your cot
Ton ones 30 to the Salvation Army
next morning.
When We give . dinner party, We
spend 50 on the essentials and
$247.S6 for 1imcracks. We pay $500
for an Airedale that d worth all
Of ~ cents for the hide and taliow
at the glue factory. We pay s1os
lesson 10 learn . new dance that
goes out Of style before ws srs II
vited to the next party.
We pay flvs thousand Tor q
original old master that u -
cracked and weather-besten and
vanished over that We can't tel
whether It Il an Italian sunset ora
picture of Q mother and child. and
some day We learn II is really .
picture Of midnight IN the Urais.
That club out in Kansas has en-
barked on Q noble work. but II IL
going to DO very lonesome.
Economy 10 hot stuff-for sonas-
body else, not for rs.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

duce organic Iron. At last the problem was
solved, 90 that yoa may now obtain pure or
gsnic Iron from any druggist under the name
Of "Suxated Iron" which 10 ready for i'm
mediate absorption and Assimilation by the
blood the moment u ssSsrs the system.
Ifyou merely wish 10 gain greater strength,
enervy, vigor and endurance we recommend
VT yog iaks NSnss'd Ir1p Sp'y Pc M2I
YOUR WEIGHT INCREASED up 10 what .
person should normally weigh. We do not
claim, however. thai Vitamines will put fesh
on everybody, Some people are naturally too
thin and will probably remain 20 In spite
Those whose meals consist principally Of
meat-soups. With hread, meats Of VARIOUS
kinda a., loeatee6 Hn.s kys4 - W.
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Making Both Ends Meet

|NUT In Kansas where they
" are always doing funny
tninss, they have an associar
t'sa formed. the OBJECT OF which 70
TO teech the msmDsrs now 70 make
bon ends meet
This u ,iiaole TO 30 rsthsr hsrd
ON some OF the stou1er memDsh
those WIN Day windows' - y ww,
fof ths only surs metnod OF mag
ms both snds meet 10 20 wrsp ones
SET sround . osrreL aaer me man
ner Of . eonfortonin
OF course. prices nave faiien
wonderfully istsiy ana you can
now buy . perfectly sood pau on
1870 shoes for VIZ, wners tney
used 20 DO VII out some -psopn
feel that there p still room TOT I'M
provement. There are Q rev oid-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

UT IN tho b'goeh country.
~ known a. the Middleiwest.
" where the men wear sus-
penders and the women wear
enough clothes to prevent them
suffering from SCOT on tho chest
and frost-bitten knees, they an look
yearningly In the direction q New
York Everything that GOES out
that way with ths New York trade
mara on Il n hot stun. When
Dthsl Barrymore u In ono Of those
towns with . New York success,
every style Of ping hat from tho
Abe Lincoln 10 the Warren q.
Harding u hauled out Of storage
and busted OF and. II the moths
have bean Kind. thsrs ID . fair
sprtnklins Of dress suits. whsn
. buggy whip or toilet soap, sales
man from Nav York reststsrs 1t
the Commercial House al the forks
stop In 1t tho huttel on their way
home from ths posso6ics b look
him over.
AZ isast, that b what hsy think
n New York, where . lot Of bred
in+hebons 0oEhamitss believe that
me little patch Of ground lying be-
tween the Hudson River and the
Pacific Coast II No-Man'sLAnA
which brings % ne question
who are tho yapsf
The so-callsd zap who comes
10 see the great city Is due for
some pleasant surprised. He does
not feel 10 much Like Q hick a. he
did back homo. for he learns in
about IN hour and q half that New
York IN - fun of saps and rubes
that he feels perfectly at home. He
imagines that every Now YORK man
wears . high hat, wears pointed
shoes and carries q cane
The nrst real New Yorker he
meets 10 probably some dismayed
child Of urbsn nature who Is try
ing to ind his way through the
station to . train. The New York.
or WIN be dressed in a shabby
Fedora hat. q suit that was pressed
when II was made and q ready.
lied fourin-hand. ...
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

r HUNDREDS Of thousands arc
taking Yeast Vitamines-They
Il Il may be just what you need to
increase your weight and energy and
give you that good firm flesh which
you may have so long desired. Tho fact
that you may have taken Yeast Vita
mine Tablets, mixed with drugs,
without obtaining results would Pk
not prove that our Genuine Yeast n
Vitamine Tablets (pure and I'M
sdulterated) would not help you.
A small tablet which contains
drugs might not contain . sufic-
lent quantity Of Vitamine to do
you much good. Therefore, no
matter what you may have tried .
without obtaining results, We ad-
wise you to get FREQ 81 90 pack
age of our Genuine Yeast Vita
mine Tablets from your dealer to-
day. Try them for ten days and
watch the results. $3.50. =
Investigations of the Medical
Research Committee composed Of EN-
inent physicians and scientists) would
seem to show that no matter what
quantity Of food may be taken, II such
food Is deficient in Vitamines, you
gradually lose flesh and become thin
and weakened, while q much smaller
quantity of food, rich In vitamines,
quickly produces good firm flesh, and
increases weight, strength ard energy,
provided your blood contains suffici-
ent quantity of oxygenated organic
iron 10 enable you to assimilate your
food properly. Without organic iron
10th food and Vitamines are absolutely
Useless, as your body cannot change
uert, lifeless food into living cells and
issue unless you have plenty Of or
ganic iron in your blood, IL
Blood examinations by physicians all
over the country have shown that an
enormous number Of people are deficient
in hemoeoblin or iron content In the
blood stream, and tbs 10 often the real Inder..
rundown condition and II 10 for this rea-
sou that Thousands Of people may take
vitamines without obtaining results. II
3 not the fault Of the Vitamines, but II 10
he fault Of your blood. Organic ron takes
ID oxygen from your lungs. This oxygenated
,rganic iron unites with your digested food
70 II 10 absorbed into your blood, like fire
unites with coal or wood and by 90 doing
IL creates tremendous power and cnergy.
without organic iron In your blood your
food merely passes through your body with
out doins you any good. Therefore, In prac-
tcally q cry case where Vitamines are nsces-
ary, organic iron 10 also necessary.
Eorcsntnriss soisntisfs tried IN vain % Pc
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

could SO The family sitting at
table in the house amid all modern
comforts. A fine sedan car stood
IN front The clarionst player
shook the water on his hat and
said:
-BtH. what Kind Of people are
those In that housef"
~Thess.' replied BIN, are the
people We New York guys can
'rubesI'"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29
A Scattered Career


SWEET By Ad..d. ..e.p.d her
"a w.shfd dusnns, - .s'.'.
And she place wh.s they re..i The and
dysd browning sloriss With hsnna
When she left thsss hsr hsad
Wa . weird shads Of ys4 --'-'
And herr bseams Tixis MeKsnpa
= qust
She Ike and live
actors dist. ...l
Ford hadb ssato
She would knock all cold
In the films, and would b. .
She had planned friends far and
her ambition and hid IT,
And her Of every
chance to forbid t. -
She saii 81 bsi.s
An explosion. By ins
To the realm Of III. 6lm'" and she dhh 49,.
So. mad. h beauty. nobody
. mask Il, .4.. =. -, e..
Till she happened stray e.luod thing
should ask L.
And her flaming r,I hair
$50 Blew the Joint In The air, -
And they carried her homo In . basket
MORAL. 81: ''
really bad ,h. III. tai. should and dream
should be shattered,
But affair. Of this kind always d.s. that.
and battered, ....' =. ~; d"
When climb the stair-
Way Of Fame use some
And don't let talents Be ssatssrsl.
osssusA. - ~, O. 60 - sAsH~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

NY friend Quincy Todd 10 not
M BY way Of being . great
80 statesman or diplomat, but
he has managed to stay married to
one wife for about seventeen years
now without changing his bachelor
habits to any noticeable extent, and
any bird who can DO that must
have the rudiments of diplomacy.
Nobody has ever discovered Quincy
In the act Of perusing any of Judge
Blackjack's law books. but he has
quite . smattering of jurisprud-
encs which he has picked up from
observation and personal expert.
aence.
- When It comes to international
: questions Quincy can wax loud and
long. for It IL generally a Jack
Dempsey cinch that he knows moro
about the subject than his audience
does
II see the conference at Cannes
has been canned" says Elias @.
Higginbotham. There musta been
something wrong with it."
Sure" says Quincy. THAT con-
ference was spoiled the very min
ute they began to think Of holding
it. That Ia the way It II with con.
ferences- Conferences are by way
Of being hot stun. Everybody goes
70 . conference except the people.
Nowadays when tho Gaekwar
Of Baroda has to have an treat,
ment fnr dandruff or Madame Loose
Heel gsts to mailing gowns by
which yeu can't ten vhsthsr . lady
T. gang 70 IN opera or an opera
doa somsoody sets up confer
saes - % ne elder statesmen an
sAAU ~ together 1t some place
vhsrs ~ eoanns b good and The
:A4vNUacsP Telegraph service Il ads-
~ ~ 80 de veathsr = GOOD for
tN0 uhstasrsphins. and they 20
M M tsy 10 decide ne mo.
nnEO question. >''r.. '.''~
NAsv spsnd ne art sfI wss,rs
Eplelng pheGnslpnsd ana inter
vee1a ana ths nollowins six min,
11as eSufsrrfnG Aftsr they are an
0UasA somsoody as,rs what thsy
- GnS and nobody answers.
~ snty one who wants b d
avfAins b ths enc Who ssts up
~ eunEsFsnos. Ths rest Of than
sA>snA Vim instructions b Do moth
NJ vhstsver, and thsy do Il vsry
we'll an things considered.
-nvsry Aslecats IL expected 10
speak wen of tbs country that II
sntsrtaininS him. to praise the
cooking and admire the vaxIvurks
and statues He 10 not expected to
carry any Of che hosts silverwars
sway with him or to try to hire
the hoats. cook, but outside Of
those few things he has little to
remember. he listens to several
Quarts Of oratory which arc poured
into his ear and promises TO take
the matter mp with his home govern
ment When he gets back he finds
his homo government has gone out
to lunch.
.He dictates his report Of the
conference 10 . hotel stenogrsphsr
to send to the prime minister or
the kfnk. The hotel stenosrapher
sends By mistake . letter she has
written Tor . travelling man for q
shoe polish concern 70 . customer
In New Zealand. II the home gov.
srnmsnt reads the report st al Il
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29
Cogitations of a Cuckoo

IF Jssss lived up Ii
In ths bright lexicon days
To he Puritans q things r impure
whsrs . nams' stationary engineers ~
month ,,.l~
n trouble apartmens- novadayn
game b not the scandal ~.
When . who . surely
Prunss going
foreign noblenan. -..
When knuthood II hswSr, -...
With 49,.
Odd the storsksspsr
A bootf
George Washington couldn't
h as now o., 70. 49, ~
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. FREE sl.0O COUPON

This coupon 10 used within one week
entities you 20 one regular 81 90 package
Of Genuine Yeast Vitanine Tsbiets. se.
solutely free with each bottle Of Nusated
Iron that you purchase. n your dealer
does not have our Vissmins tablets he can
easily obtain them for yoa. fren a.y
wholesale house. Cut est the eesPss
ssA prsss.t h 70 yess dealer ssesss
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need OF more Dep, viror ana
energy 90 that you rsdiate mag
netism. force and power, purchase
an original package Of Nuxated
Iron, get q free 500 package 81
Yeast yitamines with II and make
Weigh yourself before yea
start and test your. strength
and endurance on q gymnasIum
testing machine. then asain ~.
ter ten days and see for. yourself
how much you have increased
In weight. ,strenGt and en-.
durance. Il 10 ofteL remarkable
what an astonishing difference u
makes In q persons appearance TO
round out face and figure with, 2
few pounds Of good, firm flesh, AMI
II IL often equally surprising what's
tremendous amount OF pep, ViRor'
fore and energy q little pore uxJ'
..u.k.a ar.a nil. Ipon will rive q
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

person whose blood is deficient in thir
magic-like substance.
Ifafter maxim the above test you do not
receive all and even greater benefits than
you expect. the manufacturers will promptly
refund your money.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-29

This viii Otter Quickly Help You Increase Your Strength and Ener Pu
Are Weak Thin Emaeiated Due Causes Explained Below
The New York herald., 1922-05-16
THIS is FLAPPERISH
SUMMER IN FOOTWEAR
All CoIors Go and Sandals
Are The Thing.

Shoes are to be as gay as the plunage
of tropical birds with a great deal OF
white splashed with red, blue, black and
orange for sport wear, and black. with
striking contrasts in trim, for the street.
This is the trend of footwear fashions
according to an advance showing yes
terday I'm the ballroom of the Commo-
dore Hotel. Brooklyn manufacturers
staged the show, or rather Ned Way
burn of the Zlegfeld Follies staged it for
them.
It's going to be a flapperish footwear
season with low heels and round toes
for nearly all outdoor occasions, and
shoes may or may not bear any color
relation to the rest of the costume.
touch of emerald green or blue or
henna on the blouse may be reproduced
in the shoe in combination with white,
or one may wear shoes that strike a
totally different note In sartorial har-
mony. The sandal Is the thing and II
may have one or two straps. There was
hardly a pair of shoes of all one color
and spectators made a mental note OF
the fact that hosiery may match the
shoe, its trimming, or the dress.
Brooklyn for Style" is the slogan of
these manufacturers, who will put on
the show twice daily to-day and to-mor-
row. Cooperating with the Brooklyn
manufacturers are the Shoe Manufac-
turers Board of Trade of Greater New
York and Oppenheim, Collins & Co, who
provided the costumes worn by the two
score manikins.