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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16
The Out-Go and the Income

Europe should be pea green with envy Secretary Mel
I'm will disburse, in cash securities, $700000.000 to
redeem Victory notes. $500 100000 to redeem treasury
certificates and S10000O000 in interest the public
1cbt Your Uncle Sam is the nice old moneyed party
Incidentally speaking Secretary Mellon viii sell $780,.
100000 worth of treasury notes and certificates and
tnke In $27500O0O0 from income taxation Oh Lordl II
unly we little individual fellows could keep bank
mlances up to the notch by borrowing.
ht win girls give for Chrkmas ak mur hanging
0 neek Win remind him Of ycu
- writing and
h cut %
Evexy kicking grocery
o1oat the food riots In Berlin
Cnge University trying pick ne beautiful
~ winner.
Whafs IN . . town did
who Il q at n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16

Editor The Star.
Tho cowen PARK car that came
downtown on this morning was not
heated. and I wondered why. WHY.
Wffhf Can you answer Yours
truly. NJ y MCDONALD.
AL Third Avs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16
Enough Is Plenty

Prof John p Herman of South Bend, Ind. came out
~ his secuson today to make positively his last state
ment," say the kilograms.
Mrs. Herman has made positively her last statement.
That fellow Poun has made positively his last statement
The thing Is complete And the time any one of
thst trio forward with statement let somebody
uge q club.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16
I LETTER FROM
AVRDGE MANN


The day my he'd like
sun % clothes ia pair OF skates bike sweater
gloves radio football and ball sed that steers sines We
have run-and that II all
"a winters cold.
quite gold,
photograph. riding hofs and
quite OF Finkcts such that
q mousins-sho bedroom
machine Oriental string dinner
swell Mah JongE. and
nam
Homer Brew bought s'ii-eecauss he seldom is,
Goodsnouwh plhe needs en- In his hx Bert
friend bough, good then Doc
I thought ia q trolley
thought ough, such thing could b. 20
spend dough thing Hut Fortune
n feeling ohsapths old
be rinx-of I'd asissp
Nrabe Ma~~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16


Identity after returning home lie drifts into criminal
but
b tho penitenthry Wala wsia
he ia
friend Of his family finds him
TO parole him in his custody.
NOW OF STORY
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16
WHERE You CAN'T HIrNT

Nay call The senators attention the
your Wild land
could hunt land unless
Onr8way
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16
George After Pointers?

At his entertainment of the visiting premers at Buck
ngham palace King George paid particular attention to
Mussolini Italys "backshrt" premier conversng with
him for a long time. There's a reason.
Mussolin must be most interesting parsonage to any
king Mussolin Of the few statesmen who can null
off a revolution and make the king like it.
TELL PEOPLE
Whenever matte baef
be the robbery
the pubc-senator Folctte a. via
Christmas bring wrapped ups-
IL b strange but when he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16

ANYONE lick navy" Sims. Perhaps they could
Snnteh between IL and Dempsey.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16

story you open bundles win spank you
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-16

United club Is coming
Lynn Frazier only size elected from North Dak'
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
HAREM BEAUTIES FOR MONTANA;
GLENTANA GALLANT WOULD WE'D
ONE OF SULTAN'S DANCING CLAN

of some harem beauty.
History repeats itself and in 1922 in
a cline that is the antithesis Of that
where sultanas flourish, a dreamer of
dreams has built an air castle that has
all the ear marks of Omar's cry, viz:
A week age when the sultan fled
from his palace his $50 wives were
turned out to grass. SO to speak. The
word reached Montana a week ago and
already a Montana gallant is willing to
bring one. or perhaps two, of the I'M
.fortunates to his home at Glentana, to
be the light of his life henceforth.
In a letter to The Tribune, Joe Wer-
ner earnestly beseeches information as
to how he will communicate with the
ladies'. To add strength to his plea he
encloses the story giving the account
of their pitiable plight. If anyone can
tell Werner how to make himself the
successor to the deposed sultan, he
should communicate with him at once.
Presumably he has the book of verse
and the jug of wine. It's Christmas
and anyone who has anything to tell
him that will help him to get the thou
should have a heart and not with
hold it.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
Additional
Pre-Holiday Dance
Given by De MOlay

The De Molay Patrol entertained
Friday evening with a pre-hoilday
dance which was attended largely Dy
members of the younger set. The
dance was given at the Masonic temple'
decorated for the occasion with Chrlst-
mas novelties. Music was 1urnished ny
STATIONS orchestra.
patronesses for the dance were mrs.
J. w. Agnew, Mrs. L. +. Nlchois, MIS-.
A. r Rrietenstein. Mrs. A. Beckman
and Mrs. G. l.. Creek.
The committee in charge was: Mike
Dederer. CAPTAIN of the patrol: Joe
Howard. Dixon Breitensteln, JACK
Creek and Roland Dehon.
The dance was by far the most sue
cessful of a series being given by the
De Molay. w..
Houten, Isabel McVey, Lillian carson,
Loretta Marion, Fay Henderson, HOT
tense Halsey, Mabel Johnson, Isabelle
Spitzen, Irene Rudolph, Mabel johns,
Grace Tolifson, Jane LEveque' janet
Regan. Ruth Wallace, Maria Brown,
Ienora Swaine. Grace Walters, Lillian
Commas. Florence Bailey, Eleanor ST.
mons. Ruby Foss, Nora Lowry. Irene
Leyitte. Mildred Ofstedahl, Thelma
Carter. Georgiana Rexford, Gladys
Ledbetter, Alta Schobrg, Margaret
Miracle.
Genevieve Van de Putte, Dora Oes-
terle, Marjorie Macrae, Florence Par
ker, Irene Siel. Peggy Burleigh, Peggy
Hineline. Evelyn lager, Mildred Heath.
Wilma Tippets, Gladys smock, Helen
Smock. Ruth Gonser. Gladys Meadows,
Helen Conover, Mildred Zigan, Mar
garet Jensen, Edythe Rule, Aileen
Verna Nordgarden, Vannie Bunnell,
Lenore Bettens.
Gerald Parsons, Dan Lenny. James
Christian, John Cane. Volney Babcock,
Gordon Conrad, William Regan, Vance
Ditmar. w. L. Davidson, Louis Beers,
Leo Ba1tazar. Merlyn Genover. Walter
Settler, James Charters, Wilbur Abb
rams. Clarence Dalve. Lewis Scriyens,
f. =. Wryn, John Chamberlain, II. T,
Brown. Everett l.. Cakes, Clarence
Gillespie. Clarence Nelson, William
Smith. Clifford Booth.
Del Lowry. AL Cordry, James Hel-
man. Roy Fitzgerald. Hubert Raby,
Carlos Lea Houtchens. Mike Harris,
Ralph Mowery, Russell Gies, Chester
Pearson, Billy NJ. Pierce. Lee Elk. Lin
Rensrh Hugh J. Rergnid- Eugene
Fultz, Paul Berglund. Clarence Bent,
Arlie Tolifson, John Murril, Moe DAY.
all.
Lyle Higbee. Jack Creek. Donald
Hagen. Dale Houtchens. Carl Setter,
Minard Tenney. Dixon Breitenstein,
Dederer. Joe Howard. Roland Dehon.
Carl Karpi. Bruce wilkins. Clarence
Holdman, Merwin Elton, Kenneth G..
Bailey. William Wilkins Jr, Carl Rip
pei, Howard Lease. Elmer Edmondson.
John Gerber. Al Duncan, William Ha-
'ney, Robert McDermand. Reynold
Platt, Robert Waters. James Hatfield,
Walter S~tetler. Bryan p. Leverich,
Carl Bergeschneider. r. Clark McI4en-
nan, Don Macrae and Carl Schroeder.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
MISS ALLIN VISITS FALLS

Miss Ethelyn Allin of Swift is a
week end visitor in Great Falls. She
teaches school in the Swift district.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
GAR. VETERAN
WRITES POEM
ON CHRISTMAS
MAMA" Doll Subject of Verses
Composed by Captain
Cobb.

The mama doll, the last word in
toyland and a variety of the genus doll
most truly calculated to give JOY to the
childish heart. has been made the sub
iecs of q whimsical little poem written
by Captain G. H. Cobb, well known in
the city in G. A. r. and other patriotic
circles. Much might be said of the
poem. but like the mama doll its
subject, it speaks for itself. 1t follows
as it was broadcasted to all radio fans
from the KDYS station Saturday night
SANTA CLAUS TROUBLES
Old Santa Claus sat by his workshop fire,
He was feeling awfully blue:
His mind was terribly troubled, you see,
BY the work he had to do.
In one hand he held a great big doll,
In the other n funny machine.
And to get them together IN proper
shape
ANY saint it would trouble, ! ween.
The doll was made to talk, you know,
Mama it should have said,
But in spite of all the saint could do
Not n sound would come out Of its
head.
Old Santa scratched his grizzly pate
And muttered in accents low.
why can't the kids play with simple
toys
As they used TO years ago?
1T used to be an easy task
To get my big sacks filled. :,
But now I work the whole year round,
In fact. I'm almost killed.
What with bugs that crawl and fishes
that swim
And autos and bikes and such stuff,
And funnygraff dolls and flying ma
chimes,
MY temper is all in a huff"
He took the machine and the doll
And he slapped them together by
guess.
Then gave it a cuff and a tink in the
ribs
His patience was gone, 7 confess.
But then to his JOY and surprise
The doll shouted loudly, Mama"
And Santa Claus said with n laugh.
I've finally done it. Ha, ha"
That a little chastisement is good for
a doll
Old Santa has proved to be true.
Now, children, whenever you're acting
Look out they don't try it on you.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
Great a II Youth
Honored

Nathaniel A. Mckown. SON of Mr..
and Mrs. George W. Mckown of the
Wtodworth apartments, and a student
at the state university is expected
home December % for Il brief holiday
visit with his parents. Mckown. who
is a graduate of the Great Falls high
school, was elected editor of The
Sentinel" the state university annual.
last spring and expects to put in most
Of his vacation ut Missoula, rounding
ont work that is already under way
for that publication. Another honor
has come to him recently when with
nine others. he was pledged for mem
bership in the national Journalism fra
~ternity for men. Sigma Delta Chi. Nc
Kown is 4 member of the class of "a
Mt the university.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
tuberculosis Seal
Offices Opened for
West Side Citizens

tuberculosis seals will be sold on
the west side of the city in response to
a demand from residents of that Sec
ton. They were placed on sale at the
bank and at Mobiles store Saturday
and the demand for them was report
ed heavy.
Sales throughout the county have
not been turned in, but an enthusiast
tic support of the campaign is being
given by the school children at Stock
EFT, where the principal has offered a
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
Celebrates Third Birthday
With Christmas Party

Little Miss Margaret McCarten.
little daughter of DR.. and Mrs. r. E.
McCarten celebrated her third birth
day Saturday afternoon with a party
ut the home of her parents, 1920 Third
avenue north. Christmas decorations
were carried out in the rooms and the
little folks spent the afternoon with
Christmas games. The table was like
wise carried out with holiday decora-
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
BOOKS FOR CHILDREN DEMANDED
81 BY EMPTY STOCKING CLUB in
PREPARING CHRISTMAS FOR NEEDY

Zone swallow doesn't make a sum-
mer," nor does one doll or kiddy "kar'
make a Christmas, according to Frank
Brown, chairman of the Empty Stock
ing club, busily engaged at the present
time in raising a collection of toys for
the needy children of the city. Be
cause there are some children who
would rather have books than all the
toys in the world, the committee is is
suing a call to the public to collect
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17

tons. the center piece being a sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer driven by
Santa Claus. Place cards and fayors
marked places for 16 small guests.
Those present were Eileen Thomp-
son., Audrey Yates, Barbara Sullivan,
Katherin Lee Strain, Muriel Straiton,
Germaine Corcoran, Elizabeth Car.
ney, Barbara Kaufman, Iona Robinson.
Nancy Norskog, Kemp Toole, Donald
Woods, Jr., Robert Carney, Norwood
Bal, and Murray Yates.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
HEAR MEcKLENBURG TONIGHT

On THE Quest for Il New Religion
at Grand theater.-Adv.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17

their old books for the children, whose
Christmas they will brighten.
A room in the, Liedholm building on
Central avenue will be placed at the
disposal of the club next week. Books
will be received there, but until such
time as it is ready, Brown asks that all
who have books and wish to have them
called for will send word to him. He
will make arrangements that will
promptly take them off their hands.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17

"a book of verse beneath the bough,
"a jug of wine, a loaf of bread and
thou beside me singing in the
wilderness,
ooh, wilderness were a paradise
now"
Thus piped the immortal Omar in
ages that have been history these many
moons. But the reader who knows his
Rubyiat would not be loath to Believe
that the bard was inspired by the sight
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17

half holiday to the class that sells
the most seals.
The fund raised by the sale OF the
seals is now greater thar $1,000 and
exceeds the amount raised during the
entire drive last year. The commit
tee in charge is beginning to be hope
full that the final totalling will show
annroyimatety -. A00.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17

Peter j. Jacquenmart, %; Marie NJ,
G. Buckley, p, both of Sweetgrass.
Joe ~Syejkovsky, q, Coffee Greek;
Alonvia Willis. 10, Stanford.
Walter e. Nolde, %; Lena Neil, q
both of Great Fails.
Gottfred Wicklund. %; Ivy Della
Gustafson, %, both of Rudyard.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
Mrs. Perra Hostess
To Members and Guests

y moHiu0IS dHU IueSIS
Mrs. Fred Perra entertained the
members Of the UmzaWee bridge club
and several additional guests, Thurs
day noon at luncheon at Strains. and
later with bridge at her home, TIT
Fifth avenue north. Mrs. r. Ell.
Glover was awarded the prize for the
highest score Tie guests present
were Mrs. e. W. Bice, Mrs. Leroy
McBurney. Mrs. Joseph Kaufman,
and Mrs. Fuller.
The members present were Mrs.
Fred Andretta. Mrs. w. B. Armstrong,
Mrs. Edwin Murdoch. Mrs. J. E. Daw-
son, Mrs. James Flaherty, Mrs. K. Fl.
Glover, Mrs. j. G. MacGregor and
Mrs. Perra.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
Entertains Club
Members Wednesday

Mrs. William holdings of 1927 First
avenue north was hostess Wednesday
evening to the members of the Y. l.. a.
club. The evening was spent infor-
mally followed by refreshments.
Those present were Miss Margaret
Pierse, Miss Bessie Lane, Miss Helen
F~orgarty, Miss Jessie Morehead, Miss
Ruth Lease and Mrs. Everett BaIyeat.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
OF KDYS
HOLD MIDNIGHT
MUSICAL FEST
New Club Rouses Fans With
First Concert; Many Seek
Membership.

we won't go home until morn
ing" hooted the members Of the
KDYS Owl club, as they trooped into
the station in The Tribune building
Saturday night, just half an hour be-
fore the day was done. More con
s~ervative fans had listened in earlier
in the evening when the Standard
Furniture biweekly program was
broadcasted by a trio of artists. Be-
fore the program of the Owls, which
was vaudeville in character, was half
over application for membership in
the club began coming in from all
parts of the city. 1t is the belief
Of Operator Bunch that all radio fans
who haze been early retirers will get
the habit of staying up all night to
hear the funmaking songs, dialogues
and music that come to them from
the air.
The regular program for the even
ing was given by Miss Hal Atkins,
Jim Balacice and Mrs. Lily Brow.
Miss Atkins has won a name for her
self in Great Falls music circles as
a singer of Irish melodies. Her Sat
urday nights repertoire included those
by which she is best known. They
we're Kathleen Mavourneen.' TOP
O. the Mornin'..' The Lilac Tree"
and Just One Hour BY request
She sang The Sheik." and Montana.
She responded to an encore for the
latter by repeating it.
Balacice, who is a trombone ar
fist of ability. played Daddy o.
Mine La Paloma" and My Wild
Irish Rose"
Mrs. Lily Brow, who accompanied
Miss Atkins and BalaCice at the
piano, played popular fox trots popu-
Ter waltzes and Sweet Annabel."
The last number was played by the
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-17
VAUGHN TEACHER HERE

Mrs. Margaret Howard, school teach
err Of Vaughn. called at the office of
Superintendent Jane keeney
regarding school matters while in
Falls Saturday.
Evening star., 1922-11-19

IS an active member of the c Club
Of girls at her school. Her present
tlthletic ambitions include the desire
TO win c in rifle practice during
the next semester. She has also
played in the school tennis tourna-
fIents for girls.
Miss Tomlin has evinced consider
ebie; literary ability in the little
Latin newspaper Tuba. Of which she
Is editor. 1t is a really live publica-
tton. though in a dead language, and
IS popular with the students. who are
becoming more or less we'll acquaint-
Caesar, Cicero and Virgil
In scholarship her marks for all
three years so far are universally ex-
eelIent in every subject. with the ex-
ception of ono (G) in physics.
Miss Tomiin wants very much to
10 to college and Is trying hard to
win q scholarship to Goucher. if pos.
eible. At present she has not deter
mined just what line she will attempt
pursuing. following her course in col
lege, but she expects to take a thor
ough academic course of training
that will prepare her for a successful
career:
Pauline is not awfully anxious to
reform the world. nor does she be-
3ieve that she possesses great genius
q delightfully."- well balanced. normal
girl. She doesn't wear earrings or
the new long silk skirts that swish
down some of the high school cor
ridors. Polly is just q regular girl,
full Of the best kind: of pep in the
worid-enthusiasm for what she is
doing: wherefore her success.
Evening star., 1922-11-19
AROUND THE CITY
BY Mamie Lancaster

waters Of eternal life. Confusius said
it for you. And Confucius does not lie. !"
IF dear Archimedes were living
] we'll. Of course he ID. somewhere
but II only he were on earth where
he could be got ut handy. he might
be able to ind an answer to one sum
in mathematics that no expert on
earth could compute. His problem
would be about like this:
Suppose group OF good women
had started, way back in 1860, to
mother homeless babies and had kept
1t up until 5000 children had been
cared for and put on the road to self
support. how many hundred thousand
descendants Of those babies must
there be living In this land today,
And what Is the sum of gratitude hu-
manity owes those women?
The sisters of ST AIMS Infant Asy-
lum chartered their Institution in
Lincoln's administration, and from
Washington Circle has been Tiled
with children that range from one
day to seven years. II you should go
calling today. say. you would meet
200 bits Of prettily dressed girls and
boys. some of them SO tiny that they
wear the blue or pink ribbons that
young mothers know about.
They are being reared as daintiIy
as the little children Of the rich. so
far as manner goes. There are
nurseries filled with playthings; with
a gingerbread party every Thursday
and love and motherly tenderness all
the year round. given by women who
ask no other reward OF this life than
the Joy of serving. These Sisters OF
Charity have no salaries: they never
have a night of. or 60 to movies or
plays, or shop, as most women love
to do. or take time for magazines or
that We outsiders seem unable to get
along without.
rhey go to the big red house In
youth to love and care for the babies
And they stay there until progress
demands younger and better equip
ped sisters to take their place. Also.
there are trained nurses, OF course.
The sisters, being human. grow old
and die. But the ever-arriving babies
are always there.
And when you see these babies you
will understand why it is that st.
AIMS milk bill Is $500 month and
that to keep her little ones happy
ard healthy she uses 200 tons of coal
a year. There is no help from the
District for these waits. who would
otherwise be an expense to the Dis
trict, and as even the privilege OF tag
days has been forbidden and her only
obvious help seems to fall on the
generous people of the city and the
good men and women who form her
aid society, the question is:
How does st. Ann do IL?
Not even Archimedes could figure
out the answer to that. because:
Only God knows.
AN ofiioe boy was sharpening her
"A pencil for her. And, while she
waited for II. another girl came by
and paused long enough to ask II she
looked all right. Her chief; old Miss
Blank. had sent for her and she was
SO nervous she didn't know what
to do.
Il know it's about using too many
type ribbons, but, law. l can't help
1.-THE mean old machine tears them
right out"
THE idea. AS if she was anybody
to be scared of. Buck up and say to
yourself like I do: I am the master
Of my fate; I am the captain Of my
SOUL"
And she couldn't even sharpen a
lead pencil!
Evening star., 1922-11-19

sarijy follow that one must i!IE. -
mirror. Mirrors are popular because
there are so many fascinating ones
from which to choose, and this Is true
of the console table. which makes
such an effective grouping viii. a
mirror and candlesticks or a bow. or
tray. as the case may be.
There are formal. high -Da 80
chairs. or quaint. old fashioned ones
that give justs,he right ai- Of dignity
In place of the console table and MIR
Tor one might choose a reproduction
of d fine old chest with :; tapestry.
also a reproduction. over il. ana 4 tall
wrought i-o, tcrchere on either side
In the old southern colonial homes,
where the halls are wide and long
and spacious. almost AS much furni-
ture is needed as is required for the
ordinary living room. eIt is here that
one wifi see at least one and probably
two fine old sofas. several uphol
stored chairs and probably d wonder
full round mahogany table. With hal>
and its other half extended - hold ~
huge bowl OF garden flowers. Th-r"'s
no denying the air about thsSe SIM
pie. unaffected. graceful ros'icS.
Last. hat not least by any means.
is the lighting o: your .ntI'anc- way.
and how few are ,r"n'iy adclna;els
and attrac,ively lighted. Do people
IA
in half light to make sure they are.
in the right house and ascertain who
is there? Is the light. dim and flick
ering or so bright and glaring thar
the visitor coming fgcm the darkness
without bliHks painfully for sev-ral
minutes before h. ran get his bear
ingS" Choose your fixtures carefully.
with view 10 h'fTing Il soft, warm
light. but Thoroughly adequate one
If silk iS used 20 shade III. IiEhI
steer clear Of blr1ns, for they ar. cold
and unbe"omints and thG reds are Z
most too effusiNs.
Some one has accused Us American
OF putting the. best Of every thing il
the front Of the hous--:tll th.- flow
crS and lawn in III. front yard. tho.
best furniture in the living room. AL
the lace rur.ains across the tS-ont oI
the house: so Its live UP to our
reput tation aud make III. frs: impress
sion of the visitor as he passes our
threshold One of cheerfuInfss ans.
kinlin.Ss. of dignity and refinement.