Arizona republican., 1922-01-28
''KAPERS Of z"
To BEAT ANY SHOW
ELKSEVEROFFERED

Everybodys willing to take a
chance on a sure thing. Funny that
taking a chance on a sure thing
stuff, aint tiff it's sure thing
where's the taking a chance. Well
here's the answer-the only chance
you're taking is getting the simp
who will fall for your frameup.
But to put it another wayne re
going to wise you up on how to make
yourself a little easy change on the
side-and it's just so sure that you II
be able to offer a thousand to one,
with no more chance of losing than
you have of finding a ten spot in the
white trousers you sported last sum-
mer.
Just step down the main stem,
make noise like lot of dough, and
bet your pile that nobody will be able
ing to see the 'Kapers Of '22"-the
biggest, prettiest snappiest, most
gorgeous entertaininment that Phoe-
nix Lodge No. 395 b. p. L. Elks has
ever offered.
The show happens for five big
nights starting Monday. February 8.
Everybody is wise to it--and II the
dope's on the square, a bird will soak
his meal ticket before he'll pass up
the chance to be among those pres
ent. That's why she's going to be
tough goin' to get line on a glnk
that will stake any kale on the bet
you'll be willing to make even at a
thousand to one shot.
If friend editor would set aside a
couple of sections of this issue for us,
and then tell us to cover the Elks
Kapers of '22 in detail-wed have to
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he offered.
That's how big the show is this
year-and that's why its going to be
the biggest theatrical success ever
uncorked in the annals of entertain
ment par excellence in Phoenix, coun-
ty of Maricopa, State of Arizona.
Roy Marsh has covered himself
with glory in directing the show.
He stepped out and got himself a
sample of about everything in the
entertainment there was laying
around loose. He's got singers. SOLO
lists, ballad warblers, vaudeville peo-
pie, eccentric comedians, black face
men, sketch artists, a Houdini act,
q couple of Hawaiian jazz bands-a
piano act that will knock 'em off
their seats-and shucks-our old
dome Just can't keep track of all
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sprung.
And Miss II. Paula Revare is going
to present the Phoenix amusement
lovers with the finest singing and
dancing chorus they have ever cast
their glimmers on. That's the truth,
the whole truth and nothing put the
truth. If we didn't know half the
girls in the chorus, we'd be willing
to gamble that she'd slipped one over
and took the rattler over to Los AM
geles, there to pick up real profess
sional singers and dancers. It's go
ing to cause more talk than the new
union station-take it from us.
And lest we forget-the seat sale
opens Monday morning. Thatll slip
up on us before we know it. But
there's one thing to be thankful for
the seats for all the performances
will be on sale at the box office at
the Elks theater beginning at 10 A..
NJ. on that day-and now let us hope
that we don't give out before we
reach the wicket-or be crushed in
the jam that'll be there for the open
ing-'cause if only q quarter of the
folks whom we've heard say they're
going to make a run on that box
office--but then--it's going to be
never put off till tomorrow" with
us-we're going to be there bright
and early, and are tippin' our friends
to Dlay the same system