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Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
MAD OVER A MERE TRIFLE
Surely ANY Man Who Has Seen serv-
Ice Will Agree That Corporal
Was Unreasonable.

A couple Of recruits of the latest
vintage were discussing the pros and
cons Of service life at Paris Island.
at amt SO bad" confided one. 'Most
Of 1t is all right, but it's that blasted
relief from guard duty that gets me-"
"Rellef from guard duty" ejacu-
lated the other. "Man, you're cuckoo !
There's nothing to being relieved from
guard duty. It's being on guard duty
that's tough"
"NO," maintained the first, '4t's the
relief. Why, the other day they put
me on guard duty for two hours, and
Il wasn't bad at all just standing
around and watching the rest of 'em
drilling and knowing that 1 didn't
have to do 1t myself, but when the
time for relief came the corporal came
up and gave me the devil"
'What fOr2"
"NOthing-nothing at all. 1 Just
couldn't remember where 1 left my
rife" THE Leatherneck.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

after for peace and relief, and his
great work for Christianity and man
kind. His greatest encyclical was that
on the missions and his recent letter
on that subject showed his intense In
terest in the work. He championed
the having Of native clergy In Africa,
China, Japan and, In fact, everywhere.
"The starving children of Poland and
the people who suffered there he aided
by his powerful pleas for them, by
financial contributions, by his prayers
and in every possible way as a true
father"
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
Total Of Nothino.

There were seven of us In all, at
lunch. One proposed:
Gentlemen, for diversion, suppose
we each take a piece Of paper and,
without consultation, write down as
many benefits of war as we can think
of, and then put them together and see
what they make.
So, being essentially children any
how, each busted himself with his part
of the job and delivered the result to
the teller, who proceeded to tally-six
blank sheets Of paper and one on which
had been written:
"Yuh got me, Bill. I can't think no
mOre."-Richmond Times Dispatch.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
70" wO~Idnt put ON hobbies
to run a foot race

Then why load up on handicaps for
the days work?
A good deal Of food, ynwisely chosen,
does weigh the body down and clog the
digestion, and dull the brain.
Why put on the hobblesP
Grape-Nuts is breakfast or lunch
time dish for those who want food eff
cheney, and mind and body efficiency.
Grape-Nuts satisfies and nourishes.
It delights the taste. It is ready to serve
whenever you are ready to eat. And it
digests easily, quickly and completely
leaving no handicap of heaviness and
drOwsiness.
Grape-Nuts is the food for health
and action.
"Tbere's a Reason"
Maa.by yPoDmm Cereal Company Inc, B.sl. Creek Mich
S0sty good sroes's e'e,1Dherst
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
MovInn Peril.

"You admit you stepped on the
gasp"
'Yes, your honor"
"Have you any excuse or justiflca-
ton to offerP'
my justification is not in court,
your honor, but here's her photograph.
Take look at that, then tell me to go
and sin no more."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

diets bedA at o'clock this morn-
ing, says an Exchange Telegraph dis
patch from Rome, to London, to recite
the prayer for the dying.
Spreads to Right Lung.
The last official bulletin on the con-
dition of his holiness read:
''His holiness has been four days
with influenza bronchitis. 1t is ascer-
tained that inflammatory process has
spread to the right lung
'"The patient passed an agitated
night and had no sleep. This morning
the dyspnoea is intense. The tempera-
ture was 1O4, the pulse 102 and the
respiration So.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

Pope Benedict XIV, two hum
dred and sixtieth In the list OF
Roman pontiffs, served as pope
for about seven years and five
months, having been crowned at
the Vatican Sept. 6, 1914. His
reign was shorter than that Of
any of the three popes immedi-
ateIy preceding him. Pope Plus
X, his Immediate predecessor,
served II years before he died
in 1914.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
HIS SERVICE TO HUMANITY
President of the Catholic Church Ex-
tension Society Says Benedict viii
Be Long Remembered.

New YOrk.-The Rt.-Rev. Mgr. Fran
els Clement Kelley, president of the
Catholic Church Extension society,
who has been in audiences with the
pope on a number of occasions during
the last three years, said:
History when written win disclose
his great services during the war and
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

An Arabian proverb puts it this
way: HE who has health has hope,
and he who has hope has everything"
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

Women who cheaper themselves
soon learn that men do not care for
bargains.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

There is no greater bore than Izaak
Walton's book to man who doesn't
care for fishing.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02
POPE'S ILLNESS
PROVES FATAL
lIlustTiOus Head Of Roman Cath
OIiC Church Called From
His LaborS.
SHORT TERM IN HIGH OFFICE
Benedict XIV Elevated to Papal Throne
in 1s14-His Career since Ordlna-
tion Marked With High Distinc-
tion--Was 90 Years Old.

Rome-The death of Pope Benedict
XIV is announced. The end came with
appalling suddenness, since his holi-
ness was believed to be suffering
merely from a severe cold which was
expected to yield to treatment.
Cardinal Gasparri, papal secretary
Of state, made public the fact of the
death of the pope.
His holiness had been suffering for
some days, having contracted double
pneumonia, and treatment began too
late.
During the early hours of the morn
Ing, toward o'clock, there was a sud
den change for the worse and the
bronchial affection from which his holi-
ness had been suffering for several
days, spread to his lungs.
The pontiff asked for and received
the last sacrament insisting upon this,
'if only to give good example," he
said, despite attempts by his attend
ants to dissuade him.
The popes physicians were in con-
sultation at the Vatican at an early
hour, and the morning bulletin issued
afterward indicated an extremely seri-
Gus condition. Dr. Battistini, however,
stated then that while the condition
of his holiness was grave, it was not
hopeless.
Pope Given Oxygen.
Soon thereafter, however, the pope's
condition became aggravated and the
administration Of oxygen was begun.
The sudden change for the worse
in the pontiff's condition seemed to
have come as a great surprise, even
to those who had been observing him
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

A legend is a barefaced lie that has
grown old enough to wear whiskers.
Vernon Parish Democrat., 1922-02-02

Lots of friends are retained by our
not saying the smart things we might
have said.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
ALPINE STAKE BEE
KEEPERS INSTITUTE

a Bee Keepers institute for all
Bee Keepers Of the Alpine Stake viii
be held in the high school building
next Saturday. June "a. There Will
b. two meetings, one in the morn
ing and the other In the afternoon.
A talk on symbolism will BE- given
by Prof. Eastmond Of the b. Y. U.
Many other topics Of interest 70
these workers Will be discussed. Rs
freshments VIII be served at noon
and at o'clock.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
Your Attention,
Citizens |!

II r. expected that Pleasant
Grove will be called upen Jane
~, 10 entertain the largsst crowd
of people that have ever been in
eur city. II In sincerely hoped
that our roads, lots and build.
lngs will be In as good condition
~ possible. The city h endeav.
orlng 10 have eur public streets
and buildings In very present
able condition and urgently en-.
courage al Of our resiaents b q
all they can about their premises
and on ~ streets adjoining. We
feel that this win - . deci6ed
asset to our community, inasnuch
a. 20 many visitors win be here.
JUNIUS A. WEST, Mayer.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
TWO MARRIAGES

Two young ladies from this place
were married this week. They are
Miss Abbie Smith. daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. Fred Smith, who was mar
ried to Frank Petersen Of Lehi. In
Salt Lake Saturday. They wifi make
their homo IN La.
Miss Fern Wadley daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. r. D. wadlsy was married
in the Salt Lake Temple Wednesday
to Vivian Edwards Of Charleston.
The young couple will live in Char
lesion.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
WORK PROGRESSING ON
.res GROVE CREEK TRAIL

Forest Ranger West reports that
work is progressing nicely ON the
new Grove Creek trail being built
ON Timpanogos. Just east Of here. II
10 now nearly half completed and
when finisred will DO a great help
to the cattlei,en whose stock Craze
on the hills hereabout.
He. says that the government has
not yet started on It's portion Of the
limp loop road. but would DO SO in
the near future
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17

The dancers OF American Fork and
the north end Of the county will be
pleased TO hear that the Apollo has
secured the engagement Of the popu-
lar Salt Lake Kenney Orchestra for
their big dance on Wednesday night,
June slst. The Kenney's carry slx
Of the best dance musicians in the
stats. sa $40 e,stSs,es 17.1t
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
STAKE OLD FOLKS
OUTING POSTPONED

Due to the fact that Strawberry
~ will be held next Wednesday.
Iurs 2fst, the Alpine Stake Old
5pls outing will be held here next
ts,day a planned. II was not deemed
vise to hold the two celebrations in
ne same week, due to the fAct that
ne local committee members are
,cttins in some strenuous work on tho
strswberry day festival. The outing
vii probably be held some time In
Jst, however. according to the COM
nitsess in charge.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
TWO AUToIsTS
ARRESTED SUNDAY

Sunday the marshal made two ar
rests. the offense each time being an
autoist who drove around the wrong
side Of the monument at the head Of
Main street. One Of he mon was
from Murray and other from Salt
Lake. They both put up $500 bail
which was forfeited in each case
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17

Mra Charles charfin, Louisa and
Elisa Banks OF Provo spent the week
end here with relatives and friends.
MRS August Petersen OF Salt Lake
spens tho week end. here visiting her
sister, Mrs. II, 7. Wright.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
NOTICE

Mrs. Eiva Chapman Olpin. graduate
OF the music department Of the B.
Y. u. announces that she will teach
courses In piano and voice in Pleas
ant Grove this summer. Call So
American Fork. .17-2t
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17
LOCAL STUDENTS
RECEIVE DEGREES

j. Harold Brindley OF Pleasant
Grove was last week given a degree
Il the fifty-third annual commsncs-
msnt exercises Of the University Of
usth. He graduated from the Arts
and Sciences school with the degree
Of Bachelor Of Arts. W. 'tl :.
Mise Amy Cooper, daughter q
Mrs. Mary Cooper Of this city. ~
viewed her degree OF master OF arts
from the Columbia University New
York, Wednesday.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17

Mrs Bessie Wright and children
were Salt Lake visitors with relatives
Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Owen d. Anderson or
layton, spent the week here with ,,Jr,
and Mrs. Ole Anderson.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-06-17

Mrs. J. p. Fugal entertained Tues
Day afternoon in honor Of the 10th
birthday anniversary Of her daughter
Genevieve. The time was pleasantly
spent in games and music after which
a delicious lunch was served the Is
little guests.
A big wedding reception was given
Wednesday evening. in honor of the
marriage OF Mrs. Maggie Nelson
and Mr.. Axel Johnson which took
place In the Salt Lake Temple We'd
nesday. The reception was held at
the home OF the bride. Strawberries,
cake and sandwiches comprised the
refreshments. which were served
after an evening spent in games,
music, etc. All Joined in wishing the
young couple a bon voyage on the
sea of matrimony. Among the guests
we're Messrs. and Mesdames 8. L..
swenson. J. r. Halliday. w. L. Hayes
J. d. Thorne. Dan Adams. N. p. Jen-
sen. Jos. Little, Martin Monson. w.
w. Warwick, N. G, Robertson. Jas.
Peterson, Geo. Monson. d. J. SVEN
son, J. Paul, also Maggie christensen.
Mrs. stena Ball. Geo. Smith, Mrs.
Irving johnson, Mr.. Niele Pouloon.
Mrs Mara swenson, Mrs. SVEN Mon
son, Mrs. Mile Boultsr.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03
JENNINGS BRYAN TO
RUN FOR U. S. SENATE

That William Jennings Bryan, three
times Democratic candidate for the
presidency of the United States and
Secretary Of state during the first
Wilson administration will be a candi-
date for the United States senate from
Florida. and that he will enter the
Florida Democratic primary in June
next against United States Senator
1rammell. has been definitely stated
by the Baltimore Sun It is said that
while attending the recent State Ma
sonic convention at Jacksonville, Mr..
Bryan stated. that he was not yet
ready to definitely announce. whether
or not he would be candidate. but
it Is snrmised that he viii make def
mite announcement one way or the
other sometime next month. Gaines
vile News.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

In our last weeks issue this paper
stated that the Marion Hardware
Company had just sold and delivered
to Mr.. L. ]. Dankwertz of Pedro an
International Harvester Company
truck for use in his extensive farm
ing operations. This was an error
and should have been stated that Mr.
T. H. Williams, distributor in this
section of this fine truck, had made
the deal with Mr.. Dankwertz. Mr.
Williams has his headquarters with
the Clarkson Hardware Company,
which company handles all of the
farming implements manufactured by
the International Harvester Company
with the exception of the tractors and
trucks. We are sorry the error oc-
CURED, but since seeing the splendid
truck we are confident that Mr. Dank-
wertz has made no mistake
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03
ocALA WINS

The Ocala high school girls showed
the Jacksonville Concordia girls lit
tie about basket ball on the local
court on last Saturday night.
The game was lively one. The
weather benig very severe. which of
coure prevented many from attending.
From the very start it was Ocala's
game, each girl proved star, and
played good ball. their team work
is indeed something that all should be
proud of. The work of each player
was good, and each should come in
for portion of the glory The work
of the forwards was pretty, they only
missing few chances.
One delightful part. of this game
was that there was no squabbling.
the decision of the referee was en-
tirely pleasing to both sides.
The girls from Jacksonville put up
good fight and have fine team,
they are accustomed to playing in
doors, so an out door court put them
to a little Disadvantage.
The game was good one from
start to finish. Come out to the next
one and see the home team play.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

The Ocala Rotary Club has again
achieved one hundred per cent. at
tendance. At the luncheon on Tues
day all members of the club were
present, with the exception of Rota-
rians Ben Rheinauer and Milby. Lloyd.
Ben Rheinauer attended the luncheon
of the New York City Rotary Club
on Tuesday and Milby Lloyd attended
the luncheon of the Rotary Club of
Albany, N. Y, yesterday. This makes
four consecutive one hundred per
cent. meetings for the Ocala Rotary
Club and the club expects to make it
five with the luncheon ON next Tues
day.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03
: GRACE EPISCOPAL CHURCH SCENE
+ OF A PRETTY WEDDING

daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. James Ed
ward Parrott, prominent citizens of
Oxford. Maine. She has endeared
herself to all with whom she has
come in contact and they are over
joyed that in future Ocala will be
her home. She is young and pretty,
with bright mentality and is petite,
attractive, winsome and vivacious,
and viii add greatly 70 Ocala's social
life.
The groom has lived among us
since early childhood, and by his po-
lite manners has made himself a
friend of the old and young, the rich
and poor. and the entire population
of Ocala wish for him much happi-
ness. Since entering the general in
surance business number of years
ago he has been most successful.
The brides mother, who is very
tall and stately woman, was very
handsome at the wedding, her gown
being of navy blue canton crepe.
Mrs. Harriss, the groom's mother:
wore very handsome gown of white
with trimmings of jade green.
Mrs. Van Deman, aunt of the
groom, was gowned in handsome
dress of black lace and satin.
Mrs. John W. Martin of Jackson
vile, who was present at the we'd
ding, was pretty wearing a gown Of
brown satin and lace, and a hat of
brown with trimmings of brown
feathers.
Prior to the wedding Mr.. and Mrs.
Harriss entertained the bridal party
and the relatives at most beautiful
wedding luncheon.
The home was itself very simple
in its decorations of evergreens.
palms and pink carnations. and pink
candles in silver candlesticks.
In the dining room the bignonia
was used. and in this room were yell
low candles in gold candleStickS The
place cards were miniature brides
and other pictures suggestive of the
occasion.
-. During much merry chatter, an ell
egant hve-course luncheon was serv-
ed. Those present at this luncheon
were Mr. and Mrs. w. w. Harriss,
Mrs. James Edward Parrott, Mr.. AL
bert Harriss, Miss Parrott, Mrs. An
ME Van Deman, Mr. and Mrs Ed
mund Martin, Mrs. John W. Martin,
Rev. and Mrs. j.. ]. Neighbor, Miss
Byrd Wartmann, Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
L. Anderson, Jr., Mr. C. c. Bennett,
Mr.. George Looney. Mr. Robert Mac
Kay, Misses Nettie Camp, Eva May
Harrell and Elizabeth Davis.
Mr. and Mrs. Harriss left in their
car amid a veritable shower of rice
and good wishes for wedding jour
ney, the destination being kept Sc
cret, and on their return will reside
with the grooms parents.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03
Miss Parrott Becomes Bride Of Mr.
Albert Owens Harriss

Albert Owens HarriSS
This indeed was lovely wedding.
E,verything was most beautiful and
simple. Never before has the pretty
little church looked lovelier Ii had
as its principal decorations Quanti-
ties of southern smilax, that always
lends itself TO advantage, and the soft
feathery asparagus plumosa, with
mink and white carnations to add a
touch of color.
In the early part of the day the sun
was hidden by mist and cloud. but
lust before the appointed time for the
wedding of Miss Mary Isabelle Par
rott and Mr.. Albert Owens Harriss.
the clouds had blown away and the
sun shed its brilliant rays as had
been so earnestly desired, for as the
SAYING of old is, Happy is the bride
the sun shines on 1t was not me-
.cessary, though, for one could plainly
see just how happy wedding it was.
Miss Byrd Wartmann, the church
organist, rendered a program of we'd
ding music as the throngs of friends
assembled in the church to witness
this marriage. The four ushers
were Messrs. C. C. Bennett, Robert
MacKay, Robert Anderson, Jr., and
George Looney.
Just at the stroke of four, the ap-
pointed time, the bridal party arrived.
The first to enter was the brides only
attendant, Mrs. Edmund Martin, only
sister Of the groom She was ex-
tremely handsome and stately look
ing in an exquisite frock OF white can
ton crepe, embroidered in threads of
gold With this frock she wore an
all-white hat of satin and taffeta Her
flowers were an arm bouquet of Rus
sci roses tied with tulle.
The bride entered with her mother.
Mrs. James Edward Parrott, and she
was gowned in her travelling suit, a
.chic one Of navy blue, and with this
she wore an exceedingly pretty blouse
of tan with tones of blue and brown
trimmings Her hat was stylish
looking tan taffeta, which was most
becoming. Her flowers were a cor
sage bouquet of brides roses, orchids
and lilies of the valley.
They were met at the altar by the
groom and his best man, Mr.. Edmund
Martin. The Harriss family, being
most reyerent of sentimental attach
ments, used the same pretty wedding
bell that was used at the marriage of
Miss Caroline Harriss, and under this
bell Miss Parrott and Mr.. Harriss
plighted their troth, Rev. J. J. Neigh
Dor using the pretty ring ceremony.
Another pretty sentiment of this mar
riage is that it was the wedding an
niversary of the grooms parents.
The bride of this wedding is the
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

At the regular monthly meeting of
the auxiliary of the American Legion
on Wednesday night Mrs. Wade Du.
mas was elected a delegate to attend
the next meeting of the legion that is
to be held in Palm Beach next month.
Mrs. J. ]. Neighbor was elected as al.
ternate. After the regular business
was over the ladies served sandwich
es and coffee to the men of the Ie-
gion. with Mrs. r. L. Anderson and
her daughter-in-law as the hostesses.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03
Mrs. Gary is Honored

Mrs. Gary is Honored
Mrs. w. T. Gary, who is one of Flor
ida's best known club women, has
been recently honored by having been
appointed to fill the unexpired term
of Mrs. Standley, who was the state
treasurer. Mrs. Gary is in every way
fitted to fill this Office and the club is
indeed fortunate in having her to ac-
cept it.
Mrs Gary is already the vice-presi-
dent of section four and this new hon.
or is one that she is quite glad to
fill
Mrs. Standley, who was elected at
the last federation was compelled to
resign on account of her continued
ill health
Mrs. j. H. Therrell has gone to her
former home at Albany, Ca, where
she will spend the next few weeks
as the guest of friends.
Mrs E. j. Crook, after very de-
lightful visit of some weeks in Jack
sonville as the guest of her sister,
Mrs. Arthur Hamrick has returned to
her home in this city.
Mr.. John T. Moore, returned to his
home in Tampa on last Sunday after
a few days spent in our city on busi-
ness.
Mr. and Mrs. F. NJ. Johnson, who
live in pretty Lynwood, are welcom-
ing into their family circle another
fine son, who was born to them on
last Sunday. He is of course receiv-
ing the warm welcome of his parents
and little brothers
Miss Luvy Lee Schoefiin, after a
short visit in Ocala with her aunt,
Mrs. Port " Leavengood, left on
Sunday afternoon for her home in
Tampa.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. NJ Jones, after a
visit of three weeks in Ocala with
Mrs. Jones sister, Mrs. p v. Leaven-
good left on Monday for their home
in Georgia
Miss Emily Wenzel, who formerly
resided in Ocala, but who is now max
ing her home in Lake City. where she
is the manager of the McCrory store,
spent the weekend in Ocala the guest
of her brother, Mr.. George Wenzel
and his wife and son.
Mr. and Mrs. Christian AK, spent
a portion of this week in Jacksonville.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

the rest of the family, and they will
go on to Tampa, where the funeral
will probably take place.
A particularly sad part about this
accident is that the husband of the
dead lady is that he had just left for
Cuba, and so far he has not been
reached.
The very deepest sympathy of the
entire city goes out to Mrs. DeHon
and her family in the deep affliction
that has so suddenly come upon
them.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

which occurred last Saturday at his
home in Ozark. Ala. He reached the
ripe age of 80 years and leaves as a
legacy to his. family the record of
useful and well spent life. Mr..
Lewis friends, who are many, sympa-
thize with him in his loss.
The Ocala banner., 1922-02-03

will spend the balance of the winter
with her sister, Mrs. w w Harriss.
She came to especially attend the
marriage of her nephew, Mr.. Albert
Harriss, which was a pretty event of
Wednesday.