The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-03-02
TALES OF TOWN
LII BRA0 BABY.

Lil brnck baby, way up IN de skies,
! II yo' looki1' Ct me viz 20 two bright
eyos7
/ Is 70 wstehin me Wipe away Dc t.ah
An a-wishin' yo-slI was back down
Il jon wcndahin' II wan my baby
heah?
O. law
LAT brssk baby, dom yc' VIM 20 Ma 7
II brack baby w'sa 10 tst 70 mad.
Do dem engch swat 70, cas'en yo's
Wen yo' screams and falls down, fiat
ON Dc no
Jes lax yes nevah gwins to git up
any mot
Or do ~ hub 10 and kiss yo'. std
LAT brsek baby. DON 20 wan 20 MAJ
! hubs de LArd, eaSen know dat He
Done said. AChillsns. 20 all come to
Me-"
But jes seems lax nsvah, nevah can
Yo' to i've from me, away up th.h.
Peahs LAX ] heah yo' CALM me now
LIT brsek baby, don ~ wan 10 Ma
LII bFack baby, yo' Ma shuah wan 20
D. long Of day, and Dc brsek night
Psaha LAX II nsvsh goin' to get any
Wiv'out dat III brack haid on my hres'
Dem angels have lots 70 csddle sides
,y4,
Dsy's nevah gwins TO miss 20 II yo'
altr~ fv.,
cas'sn I'ss ]ss de lonesomes' yo' evan
LII brack baby, dom yo' wan yo' Ma?
Don't hnd fault with the weather.
I is probably doing the best 1t can.
The rooster makes all the noise
While the hen pays on the mortgage. '
A woman often looks as well as the {
isplay in store window, but man /
ever does.
what kind Of boys 20 to heaven7" \
sked the teacher. dead ones,' the o
oy replied. g
To the man Of fair sized family v
fe is just one, blamed pair of shoes n
fter another. o
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While young man may peer an b
ously into the future, it never is in c,
le direction Of the time when he will L
, a grandfather. fl
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Gosh! bet you can imagine what
eneral Sherman, were he alive today
ould say about the personal income d.
X al
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80 yer brother Mikes got job W
night Waterman. He'll save mon r.
!" "Phwy sol" "Shure he can O,
hlape all day an save his board and W
,rk all night and save his lodgin'." ia
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when there was pewter q,
stor in the middle of the table and =,
u could get salt and pepper if you 10
Inted it without knocking over ev- ~
gthing else on the tablet" ~
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Most folks receive praise for doing :,
sir duty--but officers of the law and '''
Irm clocks are sometimes cussed ~
doing that very little thing. % =,
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Mother to Jessie: The next time no
i hurt that kittie am going to do
same thing to you. If you slap 90
III slap you. II you pull it's ears DO
pull yours. II you pinch it I'll
ch you. Jessie latter moments
uGht: mamma, I'll pull its tail" "a
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,ou knows there 1. no Law .o.inst tw,
furnishing some Tales for this sto
INN, either by phone or letter. cou
lrly every one of you know an in I'M
mt or two that win interest the ma
pie. Why not loosen up and send tioi
in. hor
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certain man who is the father Of hav
ferrous progeny reports that when it.
doctor called recently to attend stri
wife, who was III, the next-to-the- che.
boy remarked to his daddy; whe
pa, il the doctor had been carrying tim'
tchel I'd have killed him. boul
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younester attended church last cam
lay with his sister. When he re- cate
Cd home he told his mother that ball
lad heard Andy Gump preach ! nv
ION. "Are you SURE" asked his draw
,er. II am sure it was MN part
Pr replied the boy. because self
| he got through praying he / no
ted in lo1d voice oh, Min" hit
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Q do lot of fool things. We saw .trr.
n the other day take on his over \. !,
hang it over his arm and step
he scales to get weighed. AlsoI Al
g the freezing weather we saw -
IN drain the vvafAr ont of III. ar