St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-01-13


A telephone pole never hits an
auto except in self.defense.
We are the posterity our fore.
fathers prayed for. Can you
blame them?-Ex.
A bouncing baby girl arrived at
the home of Mr. and Mrs. OTIS T..
Learned last Friday.
Who'll be the first dealer TO
advertise: "Get an automobile
or an automobile will get your"
Exchange.
Another good thing about living
in a garage is that you can let the
baby cut its teeth on a tire. .--
Dallas News.
A. w. Davis has moved into his
new realty Office on South Jersey
street. II makes a neat and SUBJ
stantial office.
One reason why we think
Santa Claus smokes a pipe is be-
cause he is such a rotten judge
of cigars. Dallas News.
Gassers' Express has moved
Into the room recently vacated
by Mr.. Coffey on Alta street, at
the rear of the Grabateria store.
The kind of a man we hate TO
eat Christmas dinner with is one
who is so near-siehted he gets
gravy on his spectacles. Dallas
News.
France is overlooking one item
of the arms conference agenda.
Its purpose is to reduce navies;
mot to increase them. 49, Eugene
Register.
When the nations shorten their
arms and the women lengthen their
skirts, what will the paragraphers
paragraph about l-IIinsdale, Mich.
igan News.
d. o. Lear of Salem visited his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Lear, on Edison street since last
issue Of this paper.
A casual view of those who
attend church persuades us that
1.-THE choir in heaven will be
largely soprano. Palatka, Flor
ida, News.
II would be a good time to in.
terest the city authorities in
| the use of a road scraper and a
few yards of crushed rock on the
streets of ST. Johns.
Last week we printed Henry
lBobell's name "Bobew. IL is
n poor editor who can't manage
| TO get two items out Of one.
lWaldport Pacific Herald.
"A Kettle of Fish," Senior class
play OF the James John High school
will be given January l3 aud 18th.
1t promises to be highly interesting
and entertaining, Do not fail to
attend.
Mr., Arthur w. Peterson and
| Miss Mayme Howes were united in
marriage at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Bassie on Dickens street sun
day afternoon, DIR. ii. II. Jones
performing the ceremony.
A number of prize ribbons
awarded II. Peck for his chicken
exhibits have been attracting at
tention i'm the Review window
for some days. Mr.. Peck can
feel proud of his efforts in the
chicken line.
Portland's milk supply. already
rated high in healthfulness, is
shown TO be of higher purity
than ever in a report made pub
lie by DIR. w. ID. Mack of the
milk division of the city health
bureau,
The new Oregon auto law.
passed by the session of the leg.
islature last Winter. will be tested
in the courts, in an endeayor TO
have il declared unconstitu-
tioaal. by Attorney Lindas of
Medford.
The sick man had just come
out of a long delirium. Where
am II" he asked feebly as he
felt loving hands making him
comfortable. "Where am /. In
heaven?" mo. DEAR" cooed his
devoted wife; 81 am still with
you. "-Ex.
A. S. Scales and Mrs. +. A.
Blew have taken over the real es-
tate business of the late DR.. S.
IC. Cook and will conduct busi-
ness at the old stand. adjoining
the Review Office. They will no
doubt make a fine success of the
business, as both are we'll and
most favorably krown.
Last Friday evening State Depu-
ty ID. c. Dennis organized Tent
of the Maccabees at Moose hall with
20 charter members. l.. ]. Stan
ton was elected Commander and T..
o. Herwick record keeper Init
alton will take place this, Friday,
evening. Lunch will be served
and prominent members OF the
Maccabees will be present.
The Girls Friendly Society will
give a dance in the skating rink on