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The B. A, C. brought Dummy back
 And he and Kelly signed.
 The Boomerang Battler and the Dormant Dummy, known in the old days as -spillers de luxe, are coming back Messrs. Harrington and Kelly, who have furnished some of the most ,sanguinary battles ever staged at the club. have decided to resume hostilities and on next Thurs day night at the club these two foes will resume their feud Dummy is not the most clever exponent of the man. ly art of self defense in the world and Kelly doesn't possess a pile- driving wallop. Yet when these tNo get together the fans are always sure of the fact that a real battle will ensue-a conflict minus any hir- performing and the like. As a re- suit record crowd always turns ou. when these boys get together.
 Kelly. who has been in retirement for some time, has been idle by 10 means. The Battler has been look HIS Apl WdId tp Il Ilkntb ana lJ might interest fight followers to know that he has been keeping himself in su- perb shape by working out with ths Barons at Redwood. He's as brown as mahogany and Thursday he ship ped out of Birmingham for the War rior river camp, where he will do road work and sparring with Clauds Wilson. the Human Fly-weight, who IS getting ready to knock Tim ODowd into so many pieces that they will have to pick Tim up with vacuum cleaner.
 Harrington, who probably possesses more grit and gameness than any boxer who ever stepped into a B. A. c. ring. has fully recovered from an accident which laid him up several months ago. After allowing a string Of box cars to rush down on him. and weathering the storm, Dummy las about concluded he can take any thing any human can sock him with. Therefore. he's coming up for more.
 It should be q real battle--full of pep and action and will probably be better attended than any card given at the club in some time.
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Montgomery Orphans
 Slaughtered Again

Montgomery. August 24.-sand lot baseball was played here this after noon, Eufaula defeating Montgomery l3 to g. the contest being slow and uninteresting. Wilson and Moulton were driven from the mound in the early stages of the game and Allen and Kitts, relief pitchers. did not stop the slaughtey. The Orphans, in sending Wilson to the showers. accomplished feat no other South Alabama League club has been able to do all season. The game closed the locals schedule and out of 20 games they succeeded in winning ore. Score R. H. E. Eufaula ...... 100 47O, 01o-1S Is 2 Montgomery .- GOO 300 320--S 8 8
 Batteries: Wilson, Allen and Gre gory, Moulton and Kitts; Womack and Huebert. Umpire; Reynolds.
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By HENRY VANCE.

It's a wonder the S. P. c. As didn't step in with flock of warrants and have every member of the Pelican ball club placed in the hoosegow Thursday afternoon on charge of cruelty to Whitehill. After appear ing in the role of hero when he saved the game for Red Bates the day before. Whitey stepped on the mound Thursday afternoon, with a little less stuff on the ball than the law allows. As a consequence he was a ruin and almost total loss when the game reached it's climax, the Pelicans pounding his offerings for an even dozen blows and five tallies. The 12 hits went for 21 bases and Pelicanvass of the votes showed: New orleans 5. Birmingham 2. That's all there were; there weren't any more.
 Opposing the Baronial u-brum- mel on the hill was Molly Craft. MT. Craft has the reputation of being an in-and- d-outer, but he certainly proved an inner Thursday. He was as big a puzzle as the Fordney tariff, and held a commanding lead throughout the pastime. In the early innings. Craft got In lots of trouble, but pulled himself out with little or no damage, and the Dunsters were only able to score after the seventh arrived.
 Plenty of Sensations.
 Added to the good pitching of Craft and the mediocre hurling of Whitehill were q number of scintilfating stops and catches that should be framed and put away for future reference. For the Barons Stump Clarke pulled a sensational catch of Knaupp's fly in the third and Achinger pulled a backward dive for Smiths line drive. He did the same thing on a blow from Crafts bat in the sixth. Henry and Smith drew the applause from the Pelican side. The Pei first base man robbed Aehinger of hit in the seventh, and Smith converted Stew arts hit into putout in the eighth
 Wetzel, Ewald. Tucker and Smith did the clubbing for the Pels, each getting two safe wallops, while Fay Tor and Neun batted five hundred for thef day with two safe wallops each out of four times up.
 Incidentally it was Stump Clarkes S twenty-third consecutive game in which he has hit safe at least once. A check of the box scores showed that Clarkie had made 22 consecutive battles with a hit, instead of 21 as previously announced. and Thursday he added another, making 23. Clarke's wallop was a clean single in the third
 PeIs Lead All Way
 Thursday afternoons ball game was one of those affairs which was never in doubt. The Pels rsrabbed off the lead in the second inning and they held it for the rest of the way. Whitehill might contribute his loss
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beat it out. Smiths throw bounded against the right field bleachers and Silva took second. He moN ed over to third on Robertson's infield out, and scored while Henry was knock ing down Achingers rap ny first and tagging the base for a putoIt In the most sensational play Of the game.
 The locals were able to shove over another in the ninth. and were then forced to call 1t day. Taylor led off with his second double of the game and romped home on !ieun's single. Silva forced Neun at second and Robertson hit into a double play for the end of the game.
 Stoner, the Detroiter, will pitch for the Barons this afternoon and Dixie Walker will probably Je on the firing line for the visitors.
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Troy Season Closes;
 Andalusia Is Victor

Troy, August 24.-The 1922 base ball season closed in Troy today with Andalusia and Troy playing off the tie game of Saturday. Victory wen. to Andalusia by a close margin of 9 to 8.
 Griffin's fielding for Troy in right field was feature of the game. Troy had the game. to ?, until the eighth inning, when the infield blew up and when the third man was counted out seven runs were marked up for Andalusia. Score: R. H. E. Andalusia ....... 000 020 070--9 2 Troy ............140 003 000--S 15 3
 Batteries: Dickson, Clarke and Campbell: Hines, B. Thompson and Palmasino. Empires: Brown and AL lison.
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Pennant- Mad Bears
 Split Two BattLes
 With Cracker Crew

Atlanta, August 24.--The Mobile Bears crept within points of Memphis for first place honors in the Southern association pennant race by splitting double header today with Atlanta, while Little Rock was the opener after 10 innings of play, to g. while the Crackers won the second, a seven inning affair. to 1.
 Mobile put over the winning run in the first after two were out in the tenth when Niehoft scored from first on Null Vey's single to center The Atlanta bats men drove 'Hod" Filler, former Cincin- natl Red star. from the game in the second, while Tuero held the Bears in check when they Threatened. Scores;
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Iris Speaker Hurt;
 Spiked by Joe Wood

New York, August 24.-Tris Speaker, manager and star outfield- CT of the Cleveland Americans, was painfully injured in the first inning of today's game with the Yankees, when he collided with Joe Wood while chasing a fly.
 Wood accidentally spiked him in the left leg and Speaker. after mak- ing an attempt to play, was assist ed off the field. Evans took his place.
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Kinsey Brothers
 Lose m Net Tourney

Boston, August 24.-The Kinsey brothers, Pacific coast champions, and number three In rank among the tennis double teams of the country, were eliminated today from the na- tional champion tennis tournament al the Longwood Cricket club.
 w M. Johnston of San Francisco and Wallace F. Johnson of Phila- delphia, advanced over them to the semi-finalAround in a five set match The scores were: 10-S, 6-6, 5-7. 4-6, 6-3.
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Dempsey Willing to
 Meet Luis Angel Firpo

New York, August 24-Jack Dempsey, worlds heavyweight champion, is willing to go to South America either this fall or next spring to meet Luis Angel Firpo. holder of the South American ,-own, and Tex Rickard, noted promoter, Is willing to stage the bout
 After a conference with Jack kearns, Dempsey's manager, Rick ard announced this afternoon that the suggested match depends on Firpo.
 Both Rickard and Kearns said they would not go to South America for matches.
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Little Southpaw Bows
 To MasterfuL HurIing or Crafty Molly Craft
Two Bad Innings, a School of
 Extra Base WalIops and h.
 ability to Hit Rout Locals in
 Third of Series

Yesterdays Results New Orleans 5, Birmingham ?. Little Rock s, Memphis l. Atlanta 6-3, Mobile Al. Chattanooga IT, Nashville '.
 Today's Games New Orleans at Birmingham. Mobile at Atlanta Chattanooga at Nashville. Only games scheduled.
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The Box Score

SU M MAR4 Home Run-Tucker. Ihree-base Hits-Ewoldt. Craft. Two base Hits--Taylor 2, Gilbert Henry.
 Sacrifice Hits--Dowie g. Runs Responsible For-Tucker 2, Gill bert l, Ewoldt 1, Neun l. Achinger l. Earned Runs-New Orleans 5, Birming ham 1.
 Double Plays-Craft to Henry: Smith to Henry; Knaupp to Smith to Henry. Stew art to Achinger to Neun struck Out-By Whitehiil 3. Ease on BallsS-Off Craft l. Whtehll f. Hit by Pitcher-Ciarke, Knaupp. Left on Base--New Orleans Q, Bir. mingham D.
 Balk-Whitehill. Gmpires-Jorda and Brennan. Time--l :53.
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SPORTS MOBILE BEARS N TWO POINTS OF CHICKS SPORTS
Chattanooga Pounds
 Three Vol Slabsters
 for g Safe Hits

Nashville, August 24.-Nashville and Chattanooga, staged very amateurish' game here today. which resulted in a IT to tanooga batsmen went to bat in the first inning, and every man on the club secured a hit in this inning. Both Clayton and Neiderkorn secured four hits in five at tempts. Three Nashville pitchers were hit hard. 2S hits being collected off them.
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sBatted for Ogden in seventh.
 Score by innings:
 Detroit .......... 1o2 40 10z-11 Philadelphia . 21O 002 300--
 Summary: Two-base hits. Hauser Cobb, Miller, Rigney. Three-base hits. Cutshaw Blue. McGowan, Cobb. Helmann- Home runs, Blue. Walker. Heilmann. Hauser. stolen base, Miller. Sacrifices. McGowan, Rigney. Jones, Cutshaw. Walker. Gallo way. Veach. Double plays. Rigney, Cut c. Philadelphia 8. Base on balls, off Harris l. Piilette ], Johnson g. ogden ?, son l. ogden l. Piiietts 1. Hits. off liar ris in innings; Ogden 9 in 8; Rommell 1 in 2; Johnson in (Dones out in sixth) pitch. Pillette. Passed ball Perkins. Win ming pitcher. Johnson Losing pitcher Harris. Umpires. Connolly and Guthrie.
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New York Also Wins

Na,v yor,x August 24.-The New York mericans came out of their two-day bat ting slump today and defeated ted. clsvelansa en in the last game of the series. [ So .ls o. frha Yankees knocked Morton out of the box by punching four hits for three runs in the sixth Jones pitched his best game in weeks for New York.
 . Sneaker and Wood collided while going after Schang's fly in the first inning, Speaker being painfully spiked on the leIe leg. He had to be assisted off the field.
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Totals s-..........4O F 1a 27 l
s.ssTetaIs ...37 Il II 27 9
 .Batted fur Pfeffsr in sixth.
sssBatted for Sherdel in eighth. ssssRatted for Doak in ninth.

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 sssBatted for Sherdel in eighth
 .ss.Batted for Doak in ninth.
 Boston -.......... 200 100 621-12 St Louis ........ 100 005 050-11
 Summary: Two base hits Bottonl4ey Ainsmith and Holke. Home run, Mann and Gibson. Sacrifices, Kopfe Roser Stock. Left on base. Boston 8. St. Louis T., Bases on balls. of Braxton 4 Watson 2. McNamara 1. Pfeffer 1. North l. Bar foot l. Doak IL Struck out. by Braxton l. Hits. off Braxton ' in s,.watson } in IS McNamara I in l, Marquard in 2-s Pfeffer in G.. North 4 in 2-3, Barfoot in 1. Wild pitch. Pfeffer 2. Hit by pitcher. by Barfoot (Roser) Winnina pitcher. Maruuard./ Losing pitcher. Doak tmpires. sentellf and Ksm. Time. s:is
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Reds 0uthit Giants

Cincinnati. August 24.-The Reds outhit the Giants in the final game of the series today but Luque lost his@game through wildness. J. Barnes was very strong in the pinches and drove over the winning run with single after Smith had walked and gone to second on a wild pitch with two out in the seventh inning. Both teams fau
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Summary: Two-base hits, Cueto, Bern sen Moore Three-base hit, Mayer Sac rlfice hit, D. Williams Stolen base, Null len. Double plays, Niehoff to Cueto to Huhn; Niehoff to Huhn. Innings pitched. by Fuhr ' with hits. runs: by Acosta 3 with 1 hit no runs. Struck out, by Napier 8, by Fuhr 2, by Acosta g. Bases on balls, off Napier 3. off Fuhr 3. Passed ball Baker. Left on beses Atlanta 8, Mo- bile 6. Winning pitcher, Acosta. Um- pires Pfennnger and Doolan. Time 2:15
 SECOND GAME
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2 VNWI' 'Hit for Acosta in seventh

Summary. Two base hits. Wano, Mul- len. Smith, Schulte. D. Williams Home runs. Guyon, Acosta. Sacrifice fly, Null len. Stolen base. Mayer Klugman. Double play, Hook to Klngman to Bernsen. In nings pitched, by Filler 2 hits runs in Inning, by Acosta 8 hits 1 runs in in
 Bases n91 on bas I off asro Elier off Iy 4eosts 2. Left on bases. Atlanta 6, Mobile 1. Empires, Doolan and Pfenninger. Time. 1:40.
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Summary: Two-base hits Sisler. Will Hams Jacobson, Billings, Burns Three base hit, Harris. stolen base. WiIliams, Sacrifice hits, Williams Mitchell Do9pIe nfays Gerber to McManus to Sisieri Nc Manus to Gerber to Sisler; Piercy to Pit tenger to Mitcheli Pratt to Mitchell L,@ to to e Eases on balls, off Kolp 2. Karr 2, Piercy i. Struck out. by Kolp A. Ferguson l. Hits, off Karr in 1-s inning, orr feT. I5f. ruson B in 1 l-3, off Piercy 10 in Is. Hit hy .pitcher. by Ferguson (Jacobson). Los, ing pitcher, Karr. Empires, Dineen anu Hildebrand. Time, 1:Sf.
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Cards Lose Weird One

St. Louis, August 24.--Aided by errors. particularly one of Blades, two or wnicn fast three innings. Boston today defeated st Louis, 12 to Il. The. winning run s,,. homer by Gibson in the ninth. The w,s;tors made six runs in the seventh after two men were out. The locals used 20 players including five twirlers and Bos- homer in the sixth. with the bases full.
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Three base hit, Tutweiler. Sacrifice hits, Graft Jackson. Stolen base, Graft. Double plays, McMilan to Yockey to Critz to Taylor; McMilan to Critz to Yockey. Left bases, Little Rock 8, Memphis 8 Innings pitched, by Benton with 13 hits runs. Struck out, by Ceengros 6, by Webb 8. Bases on balls, off Cvengros g. off Webb 1. Wild pitch, Benton, Passed ball. Taylor Losing pitcher. Benton. Time, ;5o. Empires, Williams Irwin and Tandy.
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New York '..,. 900 oo1 10o--2 Cincinnati ...,.....f 900 100 000-1
 Summary; Two-base hit. Pinelli. Three base hit, Pinelli. Stolen base. Duncan. Sacrifice hits, Frsch 2. Double play, Bancroft to Frisch to Kelly to Bancroft. Left on bases, New York ' cineinnati ,. by Barnes l. Hits off Luque in in nings off Keck l in 1 inning Wild pitch. Luque Losing pitcher, Luque. Umplres, Quigley and Moran.
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Little Rock Wins Second Straight
 From Memphis, 8-l

Little Rock. August 24-LIttle Rock bat ters hammered out II hits today. driving Benton off the mound while Cvengros proved effective and the Travellers made 1t two straight by winning todays game. to
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tIlEC"'5U |. UUU UUU UUU-U Wa Washington ............ 010 GOO 00x-1
 sunumary: Two-base hit Mostil. Three base hit. Shanks. Stolen base. Shanks, Lamotte. Double plays, Fa1k to McC1el- Ian; Harris to Peckinpaugh Left on base
 Chicago 6, Washington 3. Base on balls, off Blankenship l. Struck out. by ". Blankenship. Empires. Owens and Nallin.
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Summary: Two-base hit, Grimes. Three
 rifice hit, Heathcote. Double plays Terry to Grimes 2. Olson to Johnston to Schamndt Left on bases, Brooklyn ]. Chicago B. Base on balls. off Alexander ], Mamaux l. Struck out. by Mamaux 3; Alexander 2. Hits. off Mamaux in '. oii Shriyer 4 in l. Hit by pitcher, by Ma maux (Holiocher). Losing pitcher, Ma maux Umpires. ODay and Hart Time
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LAWN PARTY PLANNED.

Heflin, August 24.-(Specia).- The Ladies Aid society of the Meth odist Episcopal church will enter tain at a lawn party on the church --o--a~ Friday afternoon and eve sing, September 3.
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Washington Wins, 1 to 0

Washington, August 24.--Washington scored shutout victory over Chicago today. 1 to 0, in the final game of the se- ries.a Johnson was effective in the pinches with poor support. Two singles. punched, with d stolen base and wild pitch. lost Bla nk enshin the game. Score:
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Detroit Wins

Philadelphia. August 2A.-Detroit made it three out of four from Philadelphia today by winning the final game of the series II to g. Tillie Walker made his thirty-first home run of the season and was robbed of another when Veach
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Chicago Wins

Chicago, August 24.-Alexander held Brooklyn to four scattered hits today while Chicago punched seven of it's nine hits off Mamaux and Shriver and won the final game of the series, to l. Score:
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S.iDs sen.,oH6" ----..s.a.... a61 1Vl Mi Nashvllle ...:,,i.. ......... 010 00i 050--
 Summary; Two-base hits. Cunningham. Neiderkorn, Ripperton. Miljus. Sacrifice hts, Lee, Hauger. stolen base, Clayton, Wight to Lee to c. Anderson. Innings pitched, by MeQuillan Ia with $ runs and hts; by Watkins 2-3 with runs and hits Struck out, by Cunningham l.
 Base on balls, off Cunningham T. Wat kins %r Wild pitch. Cunningham 3. Wat kins 2. Left on base, Nashville 10, Chat tanooga 6. Losing pitcher Mc0uiIian. Time of game. 2;05. Empires. Campbell
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Otal5 - '. . Q U sBatted for Morton in seventh. .*Batted for Mails in ninth.

Cleveland ....... 020 GOO 010--3 New York ........ 110 103 01x-7
 Summary; Two-base hit Jones. Three base hit, Witt. Home run, Wood. Sacri- fees Witt. Sehang. Ruth. Double plays, O'Neill and Sewell; Wood. Wamby and McInnis; Ward and Pipp. Left on base. New York 2, Cleveland 6. Bases on balls, off Jones 3. Morton 4. Struck out, by Jones l. Morton 2. Hits, off Morton in 6 innings; Mails 3 in g. Wild pitches, Jones, Morton. Losing pitcher, Morton Urnpires Moriarity and Evans. Time, 2 hotfrs
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PIRATE RECRUIT
 BEATS PHILLIPS
 BY 10 TO 4 SCORE
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Yesterday's Results New York 2, Cincinnati l. Boston 12 St. Louis Il. Chicago 4, Brooklyn l. Pittsburg 10, Philadelphia 4.
 Today's Games Boston at Cincinnati. Brooklyn at Pittsburg. New York at St. Louis. Philadelphia at Chicago. Pittsburg, August 24.-Brown, recruit twirler. won his second game within a week for Pittsburg, defeating Philadelphia 10 to 4 today. Williams got double. trfnla and a 3homer Score.
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TNTERNATIoNAL LEAGUE

At Rochester 2. Baltimore T. Second game, Baltimore 6. Rochester 8 (lO in nings). At Newark ?. Buffalo o.
 At Toronto l, Jersey City B.
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AMERIcAN- RESERVATION

At Louisville 5, Columbus 10. At Milwaukee 5. St. Paul 10. At Kansas City 6. Minneapolis 5. At Indianapolis 20. Toledo S-3
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Totals ......... S6 4 12
 sBatted for Winter in sixth.

Philadelphia ............. 100 Oo1 ddo- FlttSDufB ..-.s.... o1o VI " ~
 Summary: Two-base hit Williams Three-ba hits, Grimm. Wrightstone Williams Home run, Williams. stolen bases. Walker, Carey. Sacrifice hits, Par kinson. Schmidt. Double play, J. smith te Parkinson. Left on bases, Pittsburg 5 Philadelphia 1. Bases on balls, off Win ters 2. off G. Smith l, off Brown 8
 Struck out. by Winter 4. by G smith l
 by Brown 2. Hits, off Winter 1 tn 6, off Smith ? in 2. Losing pitcher, Winter. Um- pires, Rigler and Mccormick. Time, l;SS
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ST. LOUIS WINS FROM BOSTONIANSI AND KEEPS LEAD
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results St. Louis 13, Boston ?. New York ', Cleveland 3. Washington 1, Chicago Q. Detroit Il, Philadelphia 8.
 Today's Games Chicago at Philadelphia. St. Louis at New York. Detroit at Washington. Cleveland at Boston Boston, August 24.-st. Louis made 20 hits today off three Boston pitchers and won it's third straight game here. 13 to 2, retaining the league lead for the start of the series with the Yankees tomorrow. Sisler made four hits out of six times at bat. Until the seventh inning Kolp held
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Veterans of Local Ring Never Fail to Give Fans Battle Worth Seeing, and a Big Crowd Is Expected
By HENRY VANCE

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
 And never bro't to mind; The B. A. C. brought Dummy back
 And he and Kelly signed.
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sBatted for Caveney in seventh. ssBatted for Luque in eighth.
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At Galveston IS. Shreveport 4. At Beaumont 5, Wichita Falls 3. At Houston 2, Fort Worth 1. At San Antonio '. Dallas 3.
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Two Old FaUorites To Stage Go at Club; Kelly And Dummy Signed
Baseball Results
pIEnNrnNr LEAnrE
 TEXAS LEAG

At Danville ', Raleigh 9. At Durham 7 High Point 4. At Greensboro 2. Winston-Sa 10.
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sBatted for O. Miller in eighth FsBatted for Mamaux in eighth. sssBatted for Shriver in ninth.
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Totals ..........27 II 15 27 IF sBatted for Olsen in eighth.
Totals ....s5 s 1s 27 Is

.Batted for Ogden in seventh.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-04-14
OBSERVATIONS
BY TOM SIMS

The pleasure of receiving a box
score by radio will be doubled if they
have somebody cuss the umpire be-
tween plays.
The man Of the hour takes care of
the minutes.
Tariff makers, please note that a
thing of duty is an expense forever.
Model husbands are rot built for
speed,
Time flies. First thing you know
Harding win be asking for another
safe and sane Fourth of July.
Misery doesn't love company when
it's the company that makes the
misery.
When two live cheaper than one
they feel that way.
Now is the time to begin resting
up for vacation.
The thrill of the first pair of long
trousers is nothing compared to the
thrill Of the first short dress.
The only rent a tramp has is in
his pants.
One way to make an enemy is by
agreeing with man when he says
he looks bad.
When hubby plays golf and wife
plays bridge they only meet on pay
day.
1t must be awful to own the best
car on the market and not be able
to wish you had a better one.
Only things most amateur garden
ers raise are hopes.
And EEK" is liable to mark the
congressman who doesn't help the
jobless veteran.
Only thing most amateur garden
ers raise is bones.
It's wise woman who asks for
$40 hat when she wants a $40 hat.
We predict hot summer for the