The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-07
The Referee

A secret organization OF hem
pecked husbands has been In ck-
ihtence continuously since the year
3Se7 -. c., according 10 a claim
set forth on this Interesting fra
tcrnity's lcttcrhoad.
Any husband who feels that he
picked n lemon In the gnfceh Of
love. and wants to join, should
write TO the Ancient and Honor
able International order o. Hen
pecked Husbands. Its headquar-
ers are at sowerby, near bradford.
England.
Applications are rigidiy probcd
to keep the OrgL nlxation exclusive
Tor the super,atively hen-peck-d.
Women might start a similar
society. For evory hen-pecned
husband. there ARE at least two
roostcr-pcckcd wives. The Joke
writer's, however, are quiet about
that They men.
WIVES
nen-pecked husbandr will chuc-
klc at the verdict Of a Jury, which
Included five women. at Hacken-
sack. \ j.
a husband sued a rival for t5o,-
900 Tor alternating his wife's al
fections. jury awarded him six
cents damages.
How much is a lost WIFE
WORTH
To one man. she might be worth
less than six cents. To another.
hnr perfect mate. her value would
be Infinitely into the millions. All
values are relative.
BALANCING
Speaking o. ~n"n-pcckcd rus
bands and roostcr-pecked wives
why ~ ~ that a person with "a
blessed disposition often has "a close
imitation OF Satan for "A mate
biologists answer. For the same
reason that little ~ gravitate to
big women and diminutive women
TO large men
Nature is the original believer in
normally
She hates extremes. Including
hrillinncy and Is constantly fusing
oppositos' 10 restore the balance
or normal type
IA n wise scheme. Otherwise.
a few hundred super-people soon
would lave All the others m save
chain.
South Americans are beginning
60 see swarms Of motor-trucks.
dashing among Thorn, with Hugo
SHINES. & A. painted on me
sides In ncld-gray over red-and-
black squares
SHINES IL penetrating South
America. establishing export Rgcn-
Giles to feed heavy volume OF
freight into his steamship lines.
In watching Gcrmnny's move ut
European conferences. don't for
get to keep an eye on Hugo. IL q
genuine crisis rises. he Will have n
lot To say at German headquarters.
stinnes IL the kaiser OF German
business.
LIQUOR
Zig agitation. for prohibition
breaks out in Austria. whose drink
hill now runs the equivalent of
about 1890. Oe0. 600 a year, ac-
cordlng 10 the official estimate Of
the Austrian government.
THIS Is three times ms much as
the Austrians spend on coal.
Plenty Of money for saloon
keepers. Nine for paying VIM
UltIIGtDN
' The church collection -uiate In
forests psychologists Money con
| tribuied 10 Protestant churches 81
our country has doubled since the
( war ended This IL disclosed Al
the Atlantic city conference Of
I the Federal Council 81 Churches.
The report snys ~. 600 per
sons last year contributed s32o.-
600 o0o TO ~ Protestant denomi-
nationN
The ar.raee for each co1triL 't0r
was about IS r-niL a week.
PROSPERITY
DO you share 'hH belief that. "
high prices came back. We would
necessarily have a return Of war
boom prosperity
This notion haup'S many, NIL the
way from sound economists TO "cr-
nomic moronr.
AZ the other end Of the line Il
Russia. with the highes; prices and
tho lowest degree OF prosperity In
tho world.
In Moscow. a suit Of clothes now
costs f.bcO. 00e ~uhles-f772.b00
under normal or par rate of eN-
change.
We had that same situation. on
n small scale. when sugar was re-
failing for 2S cents a pound.