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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-12
Drama League to Glue Open Meeting of
 Drama and Song

Cooperating with musical organi- zations the Drama league will pre- sent an open meeting of drama and music on Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock at the Southern club.
 The one-act play. 'grhe Maker of Hearts," by the English writer. oliphant Downs, will be read by Miss Evalena Wilkinson. a graduate of the Leland Powers School of Dramatic Art in Boston
 Mrs. o. L. Stephenson will render three groups of songs.
 The first group will include "In Memorium, with music by James Rogers. "A Dark Mother Always Biding Near with words by Walt Whitman. Requiem" words by Robert Louis Stephenson. "The Last Invocation" words by Walt Whitman. Joy, Shipmate, Joy" by Whitman. After Death In Arabia" words by Edwin Arnold. "Sail Forth" by Whitman.
 Second group: "Tomorrow if a Harp String Say" 'Tt Was Ordained to Be So Sweet" words by Robert Browning and music by Alice Bar nett. Third group, "The Dawn on the Desert" by Gertrude Ross.
 The following plano selections will be given by Mrs. Beatrice Tate Wright 'Tiebestraume," No and "Campennella," by Liszt. "Waltz in flat" and IF Sharp Impromptu." by Chopin.
 Oliver Hinsdell, are director of Ls Petite theatre in New Orleans, will read "The Famous Mrs. Fair" for the Birmingham Drama league in March.
 The Famous Mrs. Fair" by James Forbes has been running for the past two years in New York, where 1t has made wonderful success.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-12
LoULIE COMPTON
 SEMINARY

The spring term of the seminary has opened with f1attering success. and with many new students in all departments. Miss Dorothy Lobb from Michigan seems pleased with life in southern school.
 At chapel service on Tuesday morning the girls were glad to well come Dr. Dobyns and his friend. Dr.. Moffitt, missionary for seventeen years in China. pr. Moffitt told many interesting things of school life in a Chinese school, and of the queer customs of the orient.
 On Saturday evening in the draw ing rooms of Underwood hall. the girls enjoyed a lovely Valentine party. Hearts and darts made time ly decorations and the guests paid tribute to Saint Valentine in every song and game. Dainty refreshments were served at nine o'clock.
 The departments of music and ex- pression on Wednesday afternoon in the auditorium presented a program in which the following girls took part: Evelyn Merriam. Elizab beth Moss, Julia Moore, Joella De Armond. Marjean Schurine, Elizabeth Brown, Mary Moulton. Martha Clemens Pauling Mccormack. Lucille Cooper and Margaret Lloyd.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-12
COLLEGE WOMEN'S
 cLJIB MEETING

The College Women's club will meet Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock at the Young Women's club rooms on Twenty first street. The subject to be discussed Is: "Our Unhappy Legis- latures."
 The following papers will be given: .eThe Composition of the Legisla- ture," Miss Helen Hutchens. How the Legislature Does It's Work" Mrs. Asa Rountree. Jr.; ropular Distrust of Legislatures" Miss yYinifred Ga.- lagher.
 The hostesses were Miss Beth Eas- ley, Miss Edna Pickett. and Mrs. j.. T. Thomson.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-12
Next Saturday Is Band Day in
 Birmingham
SOUSA,S BAND

Lieut.-Commander John Philip Sousa. U. s. N. K. F., Conductor, and nearly one hundred musicians including twelve soloists, will play.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11
For Man with Small
Family

We are building dandy four room
and breakfast room with hardwood
floors throughout, al kinds Of built in
san Jacinto ileehis, 200 feet from p'v.
ing near car line. Can be handled with
only $500 cash.
Nice modern apartments for rent at
800 per month.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11
,aVN down.
&C. Upton Realty Co.
ZEAL ESTATE and OIL LEASES
Room II Pickett Building
Telephone 1895 Req. Phone 1919
Amarillo. TeIas
PHONE l4l3

so acres on paved highway close In.
trade foy home in Amarillo.
1927 sport Model Nash car o. trad
Ter Amarillo property.
room attractive modern bungalow
well lo,alcd. On apving. So 600
broken 30 acres of hog fenced pasture.
loo acres pasture. room house large
grancry gatage sheds ana harms. $500
ucr year payable srminunually
List your property and oil lcaecs with
u.s.
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Odom Land Company

R,s Phones lO7G--i1g Phone ~
Ray Bynum Rldg. over White & Kirk
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11
SITUATIONS wANTrD

EXPERiENrEn nooskesrer ana cqcrk
wants rrsiilon with good reliable firm.
Heferoners FURNISHED. Adtlrcss. IssK
az. Tahnka. Texas.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11

FOR RENT-t-room modern house.
2oOG buchanan. $500 per month.
Phone GS3.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11


bath including shower. This is new
house built for home owner Is leav-
Ing town and Is offering at sacrifice
price only SlOoo0o SG50 cash balance
very easy.
Some bargains in small furnished
homes.
We are exclusive agents Tor al prop
critics advertised and can guarantee de-
livery.
Call Mrs. Curtis at
Powell Realty Company
Phone no 3l3 Polk 81.
For Sale Harrison
Street Home
A real home room brick bungalow
with large breakfast room tile bath,
arge base tub. Fine built in features,
bed rooms. large living room, music
room. large dining room with hall lead
ing 90 bath, large closed In back porch,
stationery wash tubs. garage, servants
house. Located on paved street Best
residence block Ia town. Priced right.
On jackson Street
Large room frame house. hardwood
floors throughout an kinds 81 built In
features. owner leaving town. Priced
ia sell
For Man with Small
Family
We ar. building dandy -four room
and breakfast room with hardwood
floors throughout. al kinds 81 built In
san Jacintd lie ehis. 200 feet from p,v'
INK near car line. Can BE- handled with
only $500 cash.
Nice modern apartments Tor rent at
800 per month.
Odom Land Company
hes phones lO7G--il2 Phone III
Raw Bynum Rldg. over white & Kirk
FOR TRADE-North Side or San ia
clnto lot for auto. Phone 795.
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MILK the National Drink. Drink MIX.
Phone COS. For pure Jersey MIX.
a TWO room house for sale or trade
Tor four passenger car In good con-
dition. Call at g02 Locust 81. or phone
li25.
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ROOMS FOR RENT
q. u. CiIItI II sold al all the grocery
,tOres aud most markets
MILK IN, National Drink. Drink MIX.
Phone COS. For pure Jersey MIX
"
FOR RENT-Room for rent. zoe Tay
/ or. Phone lss.
|
! FOR RENT-Newly furnished rooms
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/ 300 Pierce. Phone 2g24-J.
FOR RENT--Modern bedroom, also
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! FOR RENT Modern bed room. Phone
| 1919. Belmont Apis.
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FOR EENT-Nicc bed room. 9OG Lin.
/ con Street
| BED ROOMS, close IN. hot and cold
water. 7O7 Fillmore.
FOR RENT-Thrcc unfurnishod rooms.
/ 400 Pierce.
/ FOR RENT-Nicoly furnished bed
room In private home, SIS per month,
garage Phone 25NS
! FOR RENT-Woll ventilated basement
| bed room. Good bed. convenient to
l bath. cheap goa Pierce.
! NICELY furnished bed room. with
hoard. ia modern homo. 70l =. 2ud 81.
FOR RENT-So hed room, furnace
heated. $40 Pierce or Phone 1899.
| FOR Excellent room In brick
building. az 1909 Polk. Furnace heat,
hot and cold water for either one or
two gentlemen. Price S2o0 Phone GO.
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l FIHNlSilER room Tor rent. under
l new management. 500 Lincoln Phone
so2J
| MODERN downstairs room. hot and
ruld water. Garage 10 desired. 1900
| Polk Phone 24s4-W.
! FOR RENT-A large front bedroom.
mahogany furniture ladies only. Meals
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FOR LEASt,-improved half section,
1870 acres In cultivation. teams. tools
harness. feed and a few cattle 90 sell
party leasing. a. II. Reed. Hale Cen.
ter. Texas.
FOR SAIE-Dandv suburban grocery
store. doirg a good business. centrally
located. with living quarters and ga.
rage. one year lease nj $40 per month.
stock and fixtures invoice about 1890.
stock on today's market. fixtures at
discount. Consideration cash. Cor par.
ticulars. write J. s.. care News
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11
For Sale Harrison
Street Home

A real home room brick bungalow
with large breakfast room tile bath,
large base tub. Fine built in features,
, bed rooms. large living ROOM music
room. large dining room with hall lead
ing 90 bath. large closed IN back porch.
stationery wash tubs. garage. servants
house. Located on paved street Best
residence block in town. Priced right
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11

wANTEp-work ~ any kind hy Young
married man. Phone 537.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11

Ray Bynum Bldg. over white & Kirk
FOR TRADf,--North Side or San Ja'
clnto lot for auto. Phone 795.
MILK the National Drink. Drink MIX,
Phone COS. For pure Jersey MIX.
a TWO room house for sale or trade
Tor four passenger car In good con-
di,ion. Call AT 902 Locust 81, or phone
if25.
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On Jackson Street

Large room frame house, hardwood
floors throughout. al kinds 81 built In
features. owner leaving town. Priced
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REAL ESTATE
Do You Want to Buy
or Sell?

Have buyer with practically all cash
FOR well located Duplex priced right.
Most unusual bungalow In city five
rooms. English colonial style. beautiful
fireplace. heavy oak floors. French
doors. built In features. well equipped
bath including shower. This is new
house built for home. owner Is leav-
ing town and is offering at sacrifice
price only SiOoo0o. $3.50 cash balance
very easy.
Some bargains In small furnished
homes.
We are exclusive agents Tor al prop
critics advertised aud can guarantee de-
livery.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-11-11

There are fewer women BARRIERS in
the United Stntos today than there We're
go vars ago
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ROOMS FOR RIN

south African natlves regarded uan
Paul as being ai'sulutcly bullet proof.
The herald., 1922-08-24

There are twenty-five million boys
and girls outside of the Sunday
School in this country. Every child in
America should he in some Sunday
Scht I every Sunday morning.
Every child should be accompanied to
Sunday School by his parents.
The mother who doesn't bring her
child into the world dedicated to God
has committed a crime against the
child. The father who doesn't lead
his child to the altar of worship, rev.
erence, and devotion has committed a
crime against his child and against
society; for he has left out of the
child's training the greatest factor.
Parents who refuse to bring their
, children to church, and who refuse to
allow their children to unite with the
church and become devout Christian
workers are stumbling blocks; they
are curses to their children.
There is but one remedy for the
condition in this country, and that is
salvation by Jesus Christ. There is
but one place in which that salvation
can be found, and that is in Gods in
fallible Word. There is but one in
stitution authorized to teach that
Word, namely the orthodox Christian
church.
Every child should be in Sunday
School and in the church pew on Sum-
day morning sitting beside his parents.
Children are never too young to be
saved, but if they are neglected and
grow to be old men and women hard
ened in sin they may become too old
The herald., 1922-08-24
Methodist Church Notes
Rev. @ C. Wier, Pastor. Residence
236 Olivier, Phone AIg. 1873.

In the absence of the pastor Rev
! c. c. Wier, the pulpit will be filled
by the Rev. w. G. Evans, who con
Quoted the services last Sunday and
will do the same next Sunday. Bro
Evans is the teacher of our Busy
Peoples Bible Glass, which meets on
Sunday morning at $40.
During the warm weather people
have a tendency to stay away from
church, especially when the regular
pastor is not there to see whether
you attended or not. Let us not
get into that class, may our attend.
ance be good.
Last Sunday morning Norma Edna
VAIL, born June 18th, to Mr.. and
Mrs. G. A. VAIL, was baptized by Rev
Evans. Sponsors being Mrs. H.
Brunssann and Mrs. ]. D. Kobolt.
Prayer Meeting last night was con.
Quoted by the Epworth League. To
night they will give a play entitled
Her Gloves" after which they will
take silver offering, and have re.
freshments for sale. All are cordially
invited to attend, Come anyway we
want you to enjoy yourself, the offer.
ing is only voluntary.
The Sunday School officers and
teachers would like to meet next
Monday night to arrange the classes
for the coming year. Let us all try and
be present.
On Saturday of last week funeral
services were conducted at the
church by Rev. J. A. Afford. The
decease. Mr.. Labit was Sc years of
age, and was in the hospital for
over week suffering from a broken
hip. We extend our sympathy to the
members of the family. and we feel
sure that they knew it was Gods will
to take the dear member to His heav-
emily home.
The herald., 1922-08-24
PsychoanaIysis.

The wistful bit OF a girl sat in the
car near her mother, stout, comfort
able, southern type of nanny" Her
srizzy black hair was braided In three
tiny pigtails which barely reached be-
low the nape of her thin little neck.
Her coffee-colored face was small and
piQuant, with lips that reminded one
of huge overripe cherries. Her large,
dark eyes sparkled and rolled around
as she eagerly looked out at the pas
sing objects.
II wan that-an' that-an' that !"
she would murmur, q thin finger pok-
ing at the window whenever a gayly
decorated shop window was -Sseu.
"Maw, wan that dress Ovah Iheah ~
she cried suddenly, indicating with her
ever-ready finger a crimson gown be-
spattered with spangles which hung
promiscuously outside of a Theatrical
Gowns Supplied" shop.
"Lawd!" the mother exclaimed de-
lightedly. Il done tell yuh this heah
gwine be a actor. l Always
I'd it fer sure."-Chicago Journal.
The herald., 1922-08-24
Trinity Evangelical
Lutheran Church
Corner Olivier and Eliza Streets
w. II. Hafner, Pastor.
43S Olivier st. Phone Algiers, 24O

Are you going to Abita Springs on
| September the third? If you are
planning to go, get your tickets now
from Mrs. H L. Harding. The price
of a round-trip ticket is S1.44. In.
vite your friends to come along. Re.
member the train leaves around 700
o'clock. Be at the station on time.
If you have a Walther League ban
ner or pennant bring it along.
If you are not going to Abita
Springs, don't forget that we have
services here in our church on Sep
TENDER 8, especially arranged for
those who cannot go to Abita
Springs. Regular Sunday school
session will also be held. All those
who are going to Abita Springs will
be excused from Sunday School on
this Sunday.
The kitchen in our parsonage has
been painted and renovated. The
Helping Hand Circle is paying for
the paint and the work was done by
'OiuhlCCio. we ueIeWlIu GRACEFULLY
acknowledge the services of Messrs.
William Hantel and Charles Week
erling. Mr.. Charles Seeger placed
the new hymn-board in church. We
also wish to express our appreciation
of these services rendered.
Are you reading your Messenger?
Your attention is called to an article
in the August Messenger entitled
Shall children attend Church, Do
not fail to read it. 1t conveys an
earnest lesson which seems to be dis
regarded by many of our people. For
many an article would be quite ap-
propriate which would answer the
question Shall grown people 60 to
church ?" The baneful effect which
such a conduct on the part of the
parents has upon the children can
be seen from the article Father
never prays." So it can be said of
many fathers and mothers. They
never go to church. Think It over
and profit by it.
The herald., 1922-08-24
GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
Church Notices
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH OF
ALGIERS.


Sunday School-Sunday 9:45 a. m.
! reaching-Sunday IL a. IN. and ':aO
b. Y. p. u. Junior and Seni0rnSun-
day evening G:3O at X. of Z. Hall.
PRAYER Meeting-W ednesday 7:l5 p
m, at Pastors home, 23O Nerret 81
CHURCH OF THE HOLY NAME OF
MARY.
Verrct and AliX SITS
Rev NJ A. Cotter, Parish Priest Rev.
]. Guinan, Rev. Il. Z. McGrath and Rev
Il. Hayes, assistants.
Phone. Algiers 67s.
SERVICES.
Week DAYS Masses, 6, $50 aud I.
wednesday s: 30.
srnday~5 g 30 7:3O Q and II.
Buptisms-3-4.
METHODIST CHURCH.
Opelousas Ave.
Rev. c. G. wier. pastor: residence, 2Se
olivier st. Phone Algiers l3S.
SERVICES.
sunday School, 80.
S1ndsv-11 q. m. and 7:20 q. m
Wednesday Prayer Meeting-7:3O p. m.
MT. OLIvET CHURCH.
Pelican Ave. and Olivier st.
Rev. Nicholas Rightor. Rector,
Residence. 325 Olivier st
Sunday $50 a. m.-Holy Communion.
Sunday School. $50 a. IN. Morning ITdH'
and Sermon. 1915 a m. Evening Prayer
and Sermon. $50 p. m.
TRINITY EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN
CHURCH.
Corner Olivier and Eliza SITS.
Rev. W. H. Hafner. Res. ABS Olivier st
Phone Alsiers 2i0.
SERVICES.
Suuday-S:3O a. IN.
SUNDAY SCHOOLGIRL a. m.
Thursiay-7:30 p. m.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.
Fist Church Of Christ Scientist. s brancj
If the Mother Church In Boston. Bdifics
Nashville Avenue and Garfield street. Sun
day services at IL a. m.
Sunday School ut 9:3o a. m.
Wednesday evening service ut p. m.
ALL SAINTS CHURCH.
Teche Street.
Pew. James r. Albert. So. J., Pastor
Masses Sunday and Holy Days. 100 and
200. Sunday School after 900 mass
Raptisms. Sunday, p. m. Sunday night
Service, 7:30 n. m. Holy Hour Thursday,
7-s y. m. Week Day Mass. $3.50 a. m.
Confessions. Saturday, afternoon and
night.
The herald., 1922-08-24
CHURCHLESS CHILDREN

to be saved. 1t is extremely expensrve
to the government for a child Il
grow to be old in sin and crime. /
costs millions to save an old M
from the error Of his way. A cEI.
can be saved at the threshold OF chill.
hood and thus save his soul and So
ciety untold expense.
The father who uses his automobi' c
on Sunday to take his child ava,
from the church not only breaks tEe
Ten Commandments, but he is a cursv
TO the child and menace to this gov
eminent.
The father who spends his SUNDAY
on the golf links is fraud so far as
religious influence is concerned and
he is a menace to the spiritual deyel-
opment of his child.
1t is the business of the father TO I've
in the Sunday School with his child
and II is the business of the child e
be in the church pew by the side O.
his father.
Why do people neglect to brirc
their children to Christ and into T.
church? Such parents and such nc
glect are bringing untold sorrow az"
expense and reflection upon this coui
try. The Juvenile courts and Ia
penal institutions are full of L.,
children who come from such homl
Parents, you are either a curse or
blessing to your children. If V
neglect your Sunday duty you are
curse to them. Children ought 20
in the Sunday School and church
the nation is to be saved.
The herald., 1922-08-24
Problem in Mathematics.

There was no room telephone in the
Jacksonville hotel chamber in which
we nighted for a single night. But
there was a push bell with a card over
1t that said: Ring once for ice water /;
twice for bell boy; three times for
a chamber maid; four times for
porter
We desired ice water and tried to
make our wants known. After half an
hour, which is pretty good time for a
southern hotel, porter presented him.
self and looked around for baggage.
"Ice water we said severely. 'The
card says to ring once for
"Yassur," acknowledged the porter,
"But we all couldn' figgah out whethah
you rang once TO times or TO- times
once."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The herald., 1922-08-24
LOCAL CHURCH NEWS
Church of the Holy
Name of Mary
Baptisms.

Donald Expedit Bourgeois, child of
Norman Bourgeois and Ruby Camp
bell, sponsors, Earle L. Campbell, EN-
ellie NJ. Herbert. Father NJ. A. Cotter
S. NJ, officiating.
Leslie Harold Luke. child of Wilton
Barrios and Loretta Wattigney, spon.
sors, Frank j. Lawnes and Mrs. F,
Wattigney, Jr. Father NJ. A. Cotter
officiating.
Lucien Hector Perron, child of Mary
Josephine Folse and Hector B. Per.
ron. sponsors, Lucien Theriault and
Marie Esponge. Father NJ. A. Cotter,
officiating.
Archie Joseph Treadaway, child of
Richard Treadaway and Daisy Hat.
ton, sponsors, Sidney Debartlo and
Hazel Sons. Father NJ. A. Cotter Of
floating.
Clayton John Borne, Jr., child of
Clayton John Borne, ST., and Alvina
Lobrano. sponsors, Frank ]. To-
brano and Mrs. A. L. Warmer Faith.
er Cotter officiating.
Patrick James TomenN child of
Patrick ]. Tomeny and Bertha Price
Sponsors, S. S. McNeeley, Jr., and
Katherine Tomeny. Father M. A.
Cotter, officiating.
The herald., 1922-08-24
Mount Olivet Church
Rev. Nicholas Rightor, Rector
Residence, 235 olivier; Phone, Al.
giers 81.

Sunday, the 9th inst, will be the
11th Sunday after Trinity. The Rec
tor will hold services at Mt. Olivet
Church as follows:
The Celebration of the Holy Com
munion at 1880 a. m.
Church School at $50 a. m.
Evening Prayer with sermon al
1880 p. m.
The Holy Communion service ever,
Friday at the Church at 700 a. m
Thursday the oath inst, will be st
Bartholomew's Day. There will be &
celebration Of the Holy Communion
at 700 a. m. The public is cordially
invited to all services.
The herald., 1922-08-24
Double Bereavement.

I'm sorry ran over your hen," said
the kind-hearted motorist. "Pll pay
you for her."
THAT was a pet hen, sir. She al
ways came to me when / called her
and laid an egg every day."
"Would q dollar be all rightr
you'd better make 1t two, sir. !
also have a rooster He thinks lot Of
that hen ana when he finds out she's
dead 1t wouldn't surprise me If the
shock killed himy-Birmingham Age
Herald.
The herald., 1922-08-24
The BetrayIno Accent

A Scotchman visiting London was
advised by a friend to patronize GER
tain restaurant, being told that the
food was good and the prices very
reasonable. Desiring to be fully
posted, the Scot inquired, "And what
aboot a tip for the waitress? How
much would she expectT
"Nothlng-when she heard you
speak," was his friends reply.
The herald., 1922-08-24
A Home Industry.

"And this" said the chief Of de-
tectives, who was doing the honors to
a party Of feminine investigators, "is
our finger print department"
Dear me-" exclaimed one motherly
looking woman who seemed a little
out Of place. "Where are the chill
drenT
1.-THE children, ma'amT
Yes-to make the finger prints."
The herald., 1922-08-24
BETWEEN FRIENDS

Neii-Had my fortune told today.
Belle--No doubt you were told that
you would get rich husband.
Nell-No; the fortune teller simply
said that would acquire husband
shortly.
Belle-Oh, 1 suppose she sized you
up and decided that any old thing In
the shape of a man would satisfy you.
The herald., 1922-08-24
She Saw Him.

First Sorority aster-Tm sorry I
couldn't have tea with you, dear; but,
you see-eNI he'd a class,
Second Sorority Sister-Yes, dar-
ling, / saw him; some class Judge.
The herald., 1922-08-24

Some women now play tennis in
Daggy knickerbOckers. But perhaps
they prefer to win rather than to look
pretty.
The herald., 1922-08-24

As the automobile season opens we
are Informed that this years air for
the tires is fully up to the high aver
age established heretofore.
The herald., 1922-08-24

1t may be true that a monkey gland
insertion restores a mans youth;
monkey rum insertion will do It for q
few minutes.
The herald., 1922-08-24

A psychoanalogist says blondes are
more fearful than brunettes. The drug
store kind are certainly more fearful
looking.
The herald., 1922-08-24

A few decades after the millennium
people may learn the folly Of putting
men into responsible posts Just be-
cause they are good fellows"
The herald., 1922-08-24

If you Judge by the movies, people
never do anything in the big north
woods except have fights in front Of
the camera.
The herald., 1922-08-24

Europe owes the United States S10.-
100000, and some parts Of Europe
would be glad II the United States
foreclosed the mortgage.
The herald., 1922-08-24

A court has ruled that a jewsharp
ID not a musical instrument. Justice
may be blind, but she's not deaf.
The herald., 1922-08-24

The young fellow who leaves a sal.
aired job to 60 into business for him.
self is as much Of a pioneer as his
ancestors who crossed the plains.