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RIWEsVILLE
Treat and Prouram.

al
Last Sunday morning q Christ.
mas treat was given the members
OF the N. y. South Sunday school.
THE treat consisted Of apples,
oranges, nuts and candy. Sunday
evening Christmas program was
given by the members Of the Sun.
day school. Credit for this affair
is being given to the Misses Anna
Arnett and Jessie Hawkins, who
had charge OF the rehearsais. The
entertainment was a musical can.
1tata. A treat OF oranges was also
furnished the children who attend.
ed the entertainment.
Family Dinner Party
J. s. Google held family
gathering at his home In Jaspct
street last Sunday. The dinner
was prepared and served by Mrs.
George q. Radcliffe, who makes
her home with her father. Covers
weer laid for Mr4 and Mrs. Fred
Google and children, DR.. and Mrs.
Will Google and children OF the
High Lawns addition and Mr.. ami
Mrs. George Radcliffe and the
host.
Bible Glasses
The Grentown Bible Class met
last evening at the home Of Mi.
and Mrs. Virgil Morris. The Jas.
per Street Glass will meet this
evening at the home OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Hood Straight. The High
Lawns Class was entertained
Tuesday evening at the home OF
Mr.. and Mrs. j. H. HAIRLESS. An.
nouncement OF next weeks meet.
ings have not heen made.
Sunday Guests
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. B. Barker
had as their guests last Sunday
Mrs. T. B. Lawler and daughter,
Beulah Of Barrnckville, Mr.. and
Mrs. g. B. Frum and daughtcr,
Virginia of Montana and the Rev
and Mrs. G. F. Thomas of the NJ &.
ri Church South. A IL o'clock din.
ner-was served tho guests.
Parsonage Dinner
The Rev. and Mrs. G., F.
Thomas, Mr.. and Mrs. E. T.
Ludwig had dinner together at the
NJ. Z. South parsonage Christmas
Day. Mr.. and Mrs. Ludwig are
both workers at the Fairmont Y.
AZ. C. A.
Joint installation
Members OF the local l. O. U.
+. and the Rebecca lodges have
planned Joint installation Of o..
ficers to he held at their hall next
Monday evening. There will be a
banquet served Immediately after
the installation ceremony. The
banquet committee held a nesting
Monday evening at which time all
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From Ohio
Mr. and Mrs. Ell Howell and
children, Ralph. Mario and icy
Margaret arrived here Monday
evening and IRE being entertain.
ed at the nome Of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Thrash and other relatives
here.
Dinner Guests
L Mrs. Ezra Keener and son,
Harry KeeHer entertained q party
Of guests at 12so'clock dfnnet
Christmas Day. Covers were laid
for Mr.. and Mrs. Charles HUFF.
man and sons, Clifton and Law.
renee Of pharoahs Run, Pauline
Fletcher and Guy Carpenter Of
Fairmont and Samuel Carpenter
Of Riyesville.
Class Entertained
Members OF the Willing Work.
ers Class Of the Rlvesville NJ. e.
Sunday School were entertained
at the NJ. 2. parsonage Tuesday
evening by the Rev and Mrs. @.
F. Thomas. The evening was
spent In playing parior games and
at an appropriate hour. refresh
ments were served the IS guests.
Church NotaS
Services at the United Brethren
Church Of Rivesville will be held
In the following order: Sunday
school at $3.50, George Hamrick,
superintendent; plano duet, the
Miss Lorraine and Margaret VII
son; piano duet by Gertrude Har.
lin and Lorraine Wilson; preach.
ing service at 1880, sermon by the
regular pastor, the Rev. D. F
Williams OF Warrington. New
Year's evening tho first OF a ser.
les OF revival meetings viii be
held In this church. The services
will be In charge Of the regular
pastor, who will later In the meet
ing be assisted by the Rev. q. H.
Waters, district superintendent OF
Parkersburg.
Dinner Party
Mr.. and Mrs. E. s. Wilson
entertained a number OF guests at
a o'clock dinner at their home in
High Lawns last Sunday evening.
Rlvesvilie N. E. South
Tho following services will be
held at the Rivesvllle NJ. e.
Church South, next Sunday: Sun
day school at 9:45 a. M, George
Radcliffe, superintendent; public
worship and preaching at ii a.
M: Epworth League at Z p. M,
Miss Jessie Hawkins. leader,
preaching service at $3.50 p. III {.
Both morning and evening ser
mons will be given By the regular
pastor, the Rev. G. F. Thomas.
Wesley Chapel
Members Of The Wesley Chapel
Church will hold witch meeting
Sunday evening. Following the
service at the RiyesvIlle church Il
delegation OF members will go to
Wesley Chapel and assist in the
organization Of an Epworth Len.
que chapter.
To Rsoraanize
Plans for the reorganization OF
the Junior Epworth League OF tho
Rlvesvillc NJ. e. Church South.
have been completed and The first
program will be given at 3 O'clock,
Former Teacher Here
Prof. II. H. Mcmillan has ar
rived here from Masontown. w.
Va, and is being entertained ut
tho home OF Mr.. and Mrs. c. G..
Arnett on Orchard Hill. Mr.. Nc.
MILAN was formerly connected
With the RivoSville schools.
To Washington
Mrs. Smith Hood left today Tor
Washington. D. c., where she will
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enter hospital Tor aegerai week.
treatment. Mrs. Hood has been II
poor health for the past seversi
months.
Had opesss
Mr. and Mrs. Ray KILLER 81
High Lawns had es dinner guest
Christmas Day Mr.. and Mrs II,
@, Miller and Fay Miller Of Arm
ettsyflle and Mr.. and No Harry
Miller and children OF NM street
Personals
Mrs. Anna Bailey q suffering
from a badly sprained ankle caus
ed from an accident which occur
red the first Of this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. N. Smith and
family were entertained as Christ
mas guests at the home OF Nj.
and Mrs. w. n. Hess OF Beilytew
The children Of Mr.. and Mrs.
q. Q. Wilson who have been III
with whooping eought, are recos.
Smith Hood viii leave here
Monday TO attend the, session Of
the state legislature at Charles.
j. s. Google. and grandson.
Ralph Google, are spending q
week with relatives In Pennsyl'
Warren, little son Of Mr. and
Mrs Dan Griee, Is confined 20 hii
home on account Of illness.
Miss Axela Gardener will arrive
in the city today from Camden OF
Gauley and will be the guest Of
Miss Anna Arnett for several
Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Brumnage
and little niece have returned
from . visit With relatives n
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Bailey aud
little son were guests OF Mrs.
Bailey's parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
L. @, Fitshush IN Locust avenue
Christmas Day.
n Mr. and Mrs. Russell BaElev
will move to Fairmont In q few
days, where the former has secur'
ed a position.
MIR. and Mrs. Harry Millen,
who lately disposed of their prop
erty in Mil street have begun tn:
building Of a new residence al
Arnettsville and will move -thera
,t,t, aY,i a. tH now, Mi tadL ..H.
Miss Mary snider OF ArnetSs.
vile. who suffered a stroke Of
paralysis several days ago and
who was thought TO be improving
has taken relapse and relatives
here have again been summoned
to her bedside as her condition Is
considered 20 be critical.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Fit2hugl
of Alicia, Pa, were guests OF M,
and Mrs. Jesse Earliss In High
Lawns the first Of the week.
Miss Maud Merrifieltl Of Haw
kimberly Hollow and Mas Ethel
Morris OF Fairview we're recent
guests Of Miss Emma Amos at he:
home in High Lawns.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Radcliffe
were Christmas visitors at tia
home OF the formers parents, Mr.,
and Mrs, j. o. Radcliffe OF Rad
cliffe station.
Mr.. and Mrs. Milford Ryder ara
spending tho Christmas vacation
with relatives at HGpzibah.
Eloise. little daughter OF Mt.
and Mrs. Harry Hamrlck. Is SUI
fering from an attack Of jaundlce.
Announcements have been rece'
ived here Of the birth Of a dough-
Ter 10 Mir. and Mrs. Welza Ken
nedy. Tile child was born Tues
day. Mrs. Kennedy Is a daughter
OF Mrs. Thomas Musgrave OF
/
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BREAK UP COLDS

Got d box OF BULGARIAN
BLOOD rf,A. Flush the poisons
from the bowels Hot Medicinal
Tea stimniates and rcfroshes
your system Take K hot to help
XIII colds, s6ia hy druggisss
.eSeryWhere.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

Mrs. "A. Cruice and daughter Lor-
raine, Misses G. Capdecomme and c.
Capdecomme, left Wednesday after
prolonged stay over here.
Mrs. G. c. Crossler visited friends
in Hattiesburg last week.
DR.. Logan Magruder, OF New Or.
leans, was visitor to Vaudeville.
this week. Nj
Mr.. c. A. Parson is here for sev-
eral days on business.
Mr.. Horace Howe and Mr., Geo..
Hartman left for New Orleans last.
Sunday afternoon
Miss Miriam Smith went to New
Orleans last Sunday to meet her sis.
ter, Miss Corinne, who was return.
; ing from Lafayette.
Mr.. DA III. Mason, OF Covington.
was in Vaudeville last Monday.
Mrs. Edna Smith and children,
Augusta, Irma and Woodrow, are
spending while with Mrs. G.. N
Mayo, in Lafayette.
Mrs. NJ. Schiro and children are
here for few days.
AsAA. W.. 11dIuSI was Inc guest 4 OL$
Miss Irma Rider last Sunday.
Mr.. L. A. Stockton was business
visitor to New Orleans last Friday.
Three graduate of the Vaudeville
High School left last Sunday for In
stitutions Of higher learning. Miss
Francis Paine will attend Newcomb
College and will pursue an A. b.
course; Miss Helen Smith will attend
the State Normal to take a two years
course, and Mr.. Alfred Artus is TAX
ing a mechanical course at the Del
gado Trade School in New Orleans.
Mr.. w. B. Wilkins and family are
stopping at the Depre cottage. They
will reside here permanently.
The Boutoyich family returned to
New Orleans last Monday to spend
the winter. They recently purchas-
ed a cottage on Marigny Avenue,
The young girls had grown to be
very popular and will be greatly
missed By their many friends until
they return next summer.
Miss Lois Chaplin, principal of the
high school, is stopping at the Smith
cottage for the remainder Of the
school term
Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Deimel are vis-
iting Mrs. T L. Smith.
Mr.. Edwin Phillips visited his
grandmother, Mrs. E. L. Dubourg,
last week.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
date in Cur Lady of the Lake
Church, Rev. Thomas to oficiate.

date in Cur Lady of the LAX,
Church, Rev. Thomas to officiate.
: Mrs. E. j. Williams and daughters
of New Orleans, are occupying tn,
Prieto bungalow on Girod street fo1
the winter. The daughters of Mrs
Williams are attending the Mande
vile High School.
7 The stork left a bright little boy
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Julius
Peterman last Monday. His name is
Richmond
Mr.. I. R. Sullivan was New Or
leans visitor last Sunday.
Mrs. J. L. Reed has gone to New
Orleans for several days to visit her
mother and sister, Mrs. Oscar Lou
bat and Miss Usule Loubat, who have
Just returned from a three-months
stay In Europe where they visited
Paris, Venice and other places Of in
terest.
Mr.. R. Girard and family are here
on short vacation.
Miss Estelle Smith visited rela-
tives in New Orleans last Sunday.
Misses Evelyn Williamson, Cora
Lee Sinnott, Lydia Kennedy, TheIma
Roux and Mr.. Eddie Williamson re-
turned to New Orleans last Sunday
after spending the summer here.
They motored to Slidell, crossed the
ferry and went to New Orleans via
Chef Menteur.
Mrs. ]. Stille is visiting her moth
er. Mrs. c. Toomer.
Mr. r. N. Valley accompanied
Misses Eunice and Mildred Smith to
New Orleans last Sunday.
Mrs. r. Decker and>family, after
spending q delightful season here
have returned to New Orleans.
Mr.. A. Steckman, traveling-repre-.
sentative for the Michelin Tire Co.,
was in Vaudeville for a few days.
Mr.. Steckman has visited almost
every section of Louisiana and says
that the st. Tammany roads are SUI
perior to those of the supposedly
wealthy parishes.
Misses Eunice and Mildred Smith
left last Sunday to accept positions
in Terrebonne school.
Mr.. H. Vautrain, manager ond
owner Of the Elk Theatre, was a
business visitor to New Orleans this
week.
Miss Anita Wallace and Mr.. Geo.
Wallace have made a series of trips
by road, motoring to Franklinton,
Slidell, Pennington and Hammond,
the first four days of this week.
Mrs. Cnas. Toomer and family
have moved into their new bungalow
on Monroe street. Miss G. Davis,
one of our teachers, is stopping with
Mrs. ToOme, for the season.
Mr.. Albert Bagur was in Mande.
vile several days last week.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
VAUDEVILLE NOTES,
CONTINUED from page II

(COnt1nued from page
corresponding secretary, Miss Robin
Vaught; Era agent, Miss Onita Russ
1st dept. supt., Miss Lois Chaplin
End dept. supt., Miss Anita Wallace
Sd dept. supt., Miss Ella Paine; 4tl
dept. supt., Mrs. w. N. Vaught.s
With this splendid material tn,
League expects to keep for it's ain
"Others," with their motto "All TO
Christ
The Senior Epworth League viii
hold devotional services Sunday a
5 p. m. The young people of Man
deville and vicinity are urged tc
attend. e..
Basketball Season Opens Sunday.
On Sunday afternoon at 2 p. m.
the opening basketball game Of the
season will be played at the Mande
vile High School grounds. The Ace
High Athletic. Club meets Mande
ville's local quintet in this game
This will be the first game played
between Vaudeville and New Or.
leans. An interesting game is prom
tsed. The local team consists of the
following: Preston Prieto and Rene
Dubourg, forwards; Claude Poirson,
center; Clay Prieto and Wilbur, Wal
lace, guards.
Mayor VanZant to Move to New
Orleans
Vaudeville loses one Of its best
citizens when DR.. w. E.. VanZant
moves to New Orleans, next Thurs
day, with his entire family. DR..
VanZant has been one of our promi-
nent physicians for about fifteen
years and was also a popular mem
Der of the social set. He served as
mayor during the term 1920-22. and
in the election held during the first
part of August was reelected, for
the people realized that he had work
ed hard for the interest of the town
and had accomplished much during
his administration. He has put the
towns affairs on firm working
basis, and it is to the regret of his
many friends that he will not be
here to witness the outcome Of his
conscientious efforts, which will un-
prove successful.
Personal and Local.
Mrs. F.. G. Moore, of New Orleans,
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. w. N.
Mr.. Kenneth King left Thursday
for L. S. u. He is a senior
in the sugar engineering course at
the University.
Mr.. J. L. Davis was In Vaudeville
last. Wednesday attending business
engagements.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. j. Weber, of New
Orleans, are occupying one Of the
Prieto bungalows for the winter.
DR.. and Mrs. F. $. Merton and
family are here for months stay.
Mr.. ]. Mickaloff is visiting Miss
Miriam Smith for several days.
Mr.. A. Rosenthal l.. in New Or
leans for week, visiting friends and
relatives.
Mrs. E. S. Williams has leased .he
Levy cottage for the winter.
Announcement has beea made <cf
he engagement and approaching
of Miss Jeanne Smith to
Mr. Eugene Glockner. The wedding
IS expected to take place at an early
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
FORD AND THE COAL SITUATION.

situation
proposition said that Mr. Ford believes
squeezing
Ford would stand had
would affect profits Of
scarcity of coal would be different
I may would
profitable, At all
a people to get coal
business
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
WINS HONOR AS FIRST ENTRANT
IN BABY SHOW.

Little 15smonths old Fanny Mae
Levy, the charming and attractive
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Morris j.
Levy, of Vaudeville, has the honor
of being the first baby entered in
the Bitter Baby Show at the st. Tam
many Parish Fiar. Little Miss Levy
challenges all the babies of st. Tam
many parish to meet her at the Fair
on Saturday, October 81. This little
miss is especially interested in those
babies who will be in Division Two.
Who will he first in the other divis-
ions? Enter your baby and have it
secure a medical examination and
at the same time contest for beau
tiful silver spoon.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
THE NECESSITY FOR MORE SCHOOL ROOM IN cov1NGToN.


peaed
available building utilized
diyd
OF for this the library moved into closet
provide for
the lower
pupils.
tie that larger
increasing fact that
usually about seventh
the grade and into the higher
high school increasing number
Information
foundation which the community
said OF failed
children
must be
pending voted
school, temporary provision it decided
building by that could be used for school
them Cane building
might bought between $4,000 $4,000
security half and
the raised subscriptions.
consideration the
possibly to
Fred Heiutz believe will
hm received contributions
completed 1t will be published in The Farmer
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
The ST. Tammany Farmer
D. Proprietor


of allied maintain
mseialized France
should she
the Industrial opportunities Of this mining
nation
offensive
in the that it is getting tesome
Bohevts Russia, had begun
Balkan
dreaming 1915
serva Montenegro
that defeat ended in the ondonn May 1913 in which
Media
forbid strength
revolution In 19O8 the
thought Catholic
Christian
doubt
disruption At all America
with feeling avoid force if possible
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
WANTED-1OO0 empty sacks. SEQ
Joe Tennent, Covington. Phone ZIG.

FOR S4ALE-Ford touring car;
has self-starter, seat covers, shock
absorbers, etc. Good condition. APP
ply Sam j.. Caserta, phone 312, Cow
tngtOn La.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALE-High grade house
hold furniture, large mules, full
blooded Jersey cow with 2-year old
heifer, double team wagons, farm
implements, or will rent the farm.
Fou rmiles west of Covington. Ad-
dress The Farmer, Covington.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

the war. Miss Furness was very
popular and has a large number OF
warm friends who wish her well.
If the old straw hat will only last
few days longer, we can call it q
very successful summer.
people dat Quarrels over religion,
proves dat dey amt gittin de benefits
of it, says Uncle Eben.
Prescription.
If you're feeling pretty rotten and
you don't care what you do
Monkey glands.
II you haven't any gumption and
you're feeling rather blue
Monkey glands.
II you've lost your .old desire for the
women and the wine,
And your thoughts OF entertainment
run to parties through at nine,
And you'd rather eat a bachelor meal
than help a chicken dine
Monkey glands.
Thoughts of Middlc-aged Guy.
Young ideas are well enough;
mine is mlddle-aged stuff.
People frequently stand on
street car when little push would
get them seat up front. It's the
same way with life.
The Unusual.
Terrific mob on the street the
other day. First a cop tried to hold
EN-. He raped for help and the
sergeant brought out platoon.
Some MOB. Two women tainted,
boy broke a leg, man lost his hat,
clothes torn No such excitement in
ten years. Terrific.
Finally the police got the cause of
it separated from a tangle and took
her to the stations where she was
fined $40 and costs for disturbing
the peace.
"And the next time you go on the
Streets" said the judge, see that
your face is painted, eyebrows PEN
ciled, skirts are short, hair false and
everything, understand? It's all
tight for you to be old-fashioned,
but the public safety demands that
you look lige the rest of 'em, or stay
at home"
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

ROOM and BOARD-Meals also
served on premises or at your home;
Creole cooking at cheap rates. Ap-
ply Mrs. H. Buisson, at Madison and
oath Avenue, or phone 252. f?14t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

WANTED-An honest and reliable
representative to introduce a new
and meritcrious article. Only con-
scientioas and energetic men or wo-
men need apply. Address Koerner
& Co., 314 Pan-American Bank
Bldg, New Orleans, La.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

BOARDERS WANTED-2 couples,
or four ladies, to occupy two spare
rooms In clean, comfortable, sub
urban home; every convenience; good
fare. Household consists solely Of
owner anu white maid. Address P.
0. Box 341, Covington, La. s16-2t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
Cautions,

Cautions.
Customer-That's the fifth time
you've asked me ii l want this
vacuum cleaner for house cleaning.
Clerk-1'm sorry, madam, but last
week I sold one to a man who
thought it was a saxaphone or some
thing. And he made me nearly lose
my job because he couldn't play "Old
Black Joe' on the confounded thing.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR RFNT-Upper floor Of Seller
Buildings, IL rooms in all Partly
furnished. Formerly occupied as a
hotel. Apply to Jacob Seller, Cow
ington, La. j8-tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

Mrs. E. r. Morrison, formerly q
pupil of Mrs. Isabella NJ. Pitcher.
teacher of music. Private pupils re-
ceived at residence. Phone 391.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALE-Lots No. 2 and No. s
in square No. z, in the Dittmar An
mex to the Town CT Slidell. Price
S125 each. Apply Mrs. T. E. Brews-
ter, Box els, Covington. si62t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR RENT-several completely
modern houses; furnished or other
wise. A. D. Schwartz. sztf
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23


to
The extent to which the
all
certainly
O O.
leisure
Turks should
danelles
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALE-A few fine White
Wyandottes and Ancona cockerels
from one Of the finest strains; An
coma pullets and hens, also two OK
teams, complete. Theo. Dendinger,
Jr., Madisonville, La. s16-3t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
who have sore heads.
who have sofe heads.

The thought Of his. last drop al
ways brings horror to the face of
the parachute jumper-also to the
bootlegger.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR sALE-Dodge touring car, in
Al condition, good tires, top and
paint. $40O cash, or will consider
Ford in trade. Phone 258-W for a
demonstration.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
Turn Here,

Turn Here.
Turn backward, turn backward, oh
time in thy flight,
And make the old fUgies mere youths
for tonight,
Enjoying our dances, short skirts
ami our strife;
Yea, Bo, what a kick they would
get out of life!
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR RENF-5-room house, cleo
trict lights and water; screened; On
Jefferson Ave, between 25th and
26th avenues. Apply Jas. T. Burns,
Covington.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALE-4 young milk cows,
Can be seen at my farm at Talisheek.
F. w. Fatherree. i8tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALh-Stove wood ana raf,
pine. zoo fat pine post. w. r..
Badon. 415 Lockwood street. Cow
lng0n. 1e12.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

WANTED-To purchase a good
hunting dog, Pointer preferred. APP
ply DR.. Grimmer, Covington.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

FOR SALE-Will sell or trade swo
acres standing seed cane. Four mile
post; Military Road. G. E. Davis
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23

cordingly, ordered the garage man.
Some men "get by" by looking
wise, others by acting wise and here
and there one by being wise.
II hope" writes Mrs. W. K. Tired
Business Man, 'that the interest in
the twelve most wonderful American
women has not died down complete
ly, for l have listed the following,
after much toll and deliberation:
/. My husbands first sweetheart.
2. His capable aunt, who never
did anything wrong.
3. The enc whose jet black nair
coiled close to her shapelt
head (his words, not mine).
4. The plump one who was his
ideal when / was thin
5. The thin one he wants me to
resemble now.
6. The domestic scientist, whose
meals he never has tasted.
She wears 'em short and rolls
her own.
z. The one who makes $175 a
month.
8. The one who tells him that ~'he
Is just big boy, after ALL
g. The one Of good Judgment who
COOS about his dancing.
10. The wonderful "pal'' She lis
tens and has great baby blue
eyes.
II. Me. I'm married to him.
will that new kind of collar you
advertise make me look like that fell
low in the ad?'
Well, it might"
''Then lei me look at your other
styles, please"
Soon we will hear the sweet re-,
frain Of the swashbuckling, Of the
ever present goloshes.
The man with plenty-of sand,
wide horizon and cool head IS a
summer resort all to himself.
Have Trouble With Yours?
I eat mashed potatoes with my peas;
I've done it all my life.
I like the combination
Cause it holds 'em on nay knife.
Some think Irving Berlin, the song
writer, is the capitol Of Germany.
An automobile is not considered
a dangerous piece of mechanism In
itself-it's the men who drive them
that makes them dangerous.
Watch It!
Doctor Ito patient)-It's nothing
to worry about-just little boil on
the back CT your neck. But you
must keep your eye on it.
They Ought To Keep Warm.
Announcement was made of the
secret marriage Of Samuel Cole to
Miss Delight Furnass. Mr.. Cole
served as fuel administrator during
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-09-23
Do As Doctors. Do.

Hey, Bill!
What IS It?
Your doctors out here with fiat
tire.
Diagnose the case as fatuency of
the perimcter, and charge him ac-
cordingly, ordered the garage man.