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The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
And the Discussion Ended.

Two little boys, living in different
towns, one day were visiting an aunt
in a distant city. A discussion arose
between them as to the merits of their
home towns. The heights of their re-
spective churches became a part of
the discussions.
"Our church reaches above the tree
tops" said one.
"Our church reaches to the sky
retOrted the other.
ooh, but the steeple of our church
reached clear above the sky and
punched a hole through heaven" ex-
claimed the first boy, and this closed
the argument.
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
His Great Mistake.

Joseph Levenson, head of New
York's motion picture censorship, said
ut luncheon:
"The movies do q lot of good. But
they do harm, too, sometimes. Think
Of the love affairs they break off !"
cts all over young man grOaned
one day It's all over now between
Mabel and me-
"'Sorry to hear that, old chap said
a second young man. What caused
the split, may 1 askY
81 took Mabel to the movies last
night, and she said that the heroine
Of the serial called The Pact of
Death" was beautiful girl.
"'Well?'
"'Well, l agreed with her."
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
Avoid Worlds Blind Alleys.

The young man of today does not
have to follow the Job his father had
unless it's the job best suited for him.
The wise youth finds out what most
appeals to him, and then sees to it
that he's the best fellow in that bust
ness. Such fellows rise to success in
spite of handicaps. Then the world
wonders and applauds. It's folly to re
main cooped up with limitations when
you might just as well be enjoying the
fullest liberty. If by chance you get
into blind alley see to it that you get
out at once.-Grit.
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19

Tor was certain that he would never
near the last of it. However, on ac-
count of the life of blackmail and
slavery now led by the members of
the OLD regime, the Orioles extinction
was far less painful to Herbert than
his father supposed; and the latter
wasted great deal of severity, in.
sisting that the printing press should
be returned that very night to Uncle
Joseph. Herbert's heartiest retrospect
tive wish was that the ole printing
press had been returned to Uncle 10
seph long ago.
IF you can find him to give it TOT"
Aunt Harriet suggested Nobody
knows where he goes when he gets
the way he did this afternoon when
we were discussing it all with him.
l only hope he'll be back tonight!'
He can't stay away forever" Aunt
Fanny remarked. "That garage is
charging him five dollars an hour for
the automobile he's in, and surely even
Joseph will decide there's limit to
wildneSS some time ~
II don't care when he comes back"
Herbert's father declared grimly.
Whenever he does he's got to take
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
Brief and Comprehensive.

and transfer business in a village in
Sonoma county, California. Recently
he detailed one of his teamsters with
a wagon and pair to take San Fran
cisco man and wife to their country
place a few miles out of town. The
BILL as rendered by the teamster.
read: Haul grip, grub, and people,
three hours three dollars"
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
Spoiled Her EVENING.

"Maud says she didn't have a good
time at the reception at ALL"
what was the trouble?"
shed heard choice bit of gossip
about a girl who was there, and the
girl kept within hearing distance all
tke time, so that Maud didn't have a
chance to tell it."-Boston Transcript.
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
PART iIl-Continued.
12-

takin' a walk" she said dubi-
~ hat to take Whole lot OF
ouSs .iso and l ought to walk and
AT a and walk. | guess ought to
S sa, Cd walkin'"
Seep in" he said. I'm out riding.
W know when I'll get home"
W. D,n.once got in, Uncle Joseph
~ ~ tbe door, and the car slowly
mnped onward. .,
D aTou know where Herbert isl" IN
Joseph inquired.
o' a. said Florence, in a gentle
WI ~ do he said. Herbert and your
"a Henry ROOter came to our house
~ me of the last copies of the ORR
!" w. tbov we're distributing to subscrib-
y. and after l read it ] kind of fore
s 49, that the Teller responsible for
,soi, owning a printing press was
n .,aa 70 he in trouble. / had quite IL
sy ~ with 'em and they limited they
'1J0,t had much to do with this num-
~ of the paper, except the mechani-
:, and of it. but they wouldn't come
- richt full with what they meant.
Tbov seemed to have some good rea-
~ for protecting a third party, and
..id mite a good deal about their ia
.borS and mothers being but mortal
md so on; SO Henry and Herbert
Aougbt they Oughtn't 10 expose this
hird party-whOever she was. Well,
thought they better not stay too
oDc because 1 was compromised
.Dmgh already, without being seen
their company, and gave 'em
,,mptbing to help 'em out with the
movies. You can stay at movies an
,Fful long time, and if you've got
money! enough to go TO several of 'em,
Tby you're fixed for as long as you
HIpase. A body ought to be able to
i've a couple O. months at the movies
tm nine or ten dollars, / should think. F."
He was silent for a time, then
sssed: Il don't suppose your papa
md mama will be worrying about
lou. will they, FlOrence?"
oh, no." she said quickly. mot
b the least! There was nOthin' at all
kar me- TO do at our house this after
OOn.'
That's good" he said, because
eOre We go back l was thinking some
driving around by way of Texas"
Florence looked at him trustfully
nd said nothing. 1t seemed to her
bat he suspected something; she was
bot sure, but his conversation was a
Hte peculiar-thOugh not in the least
tliSter. Indeed, she was able to make
ut that he had more the air of an &C.
9mpice than of a detective. Never
heeSS she was convinced that far, far
be best course for her to pursue, dur
lg the next few days, would be one
tgedfaSt reserve. And such a course
FS COngenial to her mood, which was
uOdued, not to say apprehensive ;
hough she was sure that her recent
onduCL if viewed sympathetically,
EoId be found Christian. The trou-
vas that probably it would not
viewed alphabetically. No one
Old understand how carefully and
idfuly she had prepared the items
NE OriOle to lead suavely up to the
sT Of Aunt Julia's engagement and
lak 1t to Noble Dill in a manner to
I'VE his reason. Therefore, on ac-
punt Of this lack of comprehension,
SIy the only wise and good thing to
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19

Nothing to Choose Between Them
Husband-Ha, ha, ha! Did you eveS
see a funnier sight than woman try
ing to drive a nail?
Wife-Yes; a man trying to wTssS
up a bundle for the laundry l-LOnG0D
Answers
The Snowflake herald., 1922-05-19
Why Castoria?

ago Castor OIL Parego Drops and Soothing Syu
common use for Infants and Children; Castor Oil nauseatng be
almost impossible and the others all containing Opium form another,
out disguised make them pleasant ta yet really Supply
child and give the appearance Of relief from pain.
required Of research find purely vegetable combination that
would take the place of these sageeab unpleasant and vicious remedies that
from habit had become almost universal This the inception Of and the
Tor the introduction Fohe Cto 80 years has it's
WORTH received the Of Physicians everywhere and become household word
among mothers
remedy ESPECIALLY prepared for Infants and Children and no mother
would think Of giving her baby remedy that she would herself
without consulting physician.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29
CLARENCE T. BISHOP
OPENS NEW OEEIHEc


Clarence 7. Bishop. who has been
manager of the Chicago office of w
+. Hallam e. Co. and this winter of
the Lakeland Office. has severed his
connection with the company and will
open Offices April l in the Telegram
building formerly leased by Hoffman
& Haldeman. where rooms are being
redecorated and tatractively fur
nished.
Mr.. Bishop will handle all kinds of
Lakeland real estate, and will special
ize in Lakeland Highlands groves for
the owners in selling of same and in
handling new groves at Gulf Ridge.
near BroOksville.
Kipfer x Miller. well-known real es.
tate men in Chicago, will have charge
of Mr.. Bishops Chicago office in the
Lytton building and will also manage
offices for him in Milwaukee, Wiscon.
sin, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Indian
apolis. Indiana and other points.
He will also have Representatives in
Tampa, st. Petersburg and Orlando.
Mr.. Bishops northern home is at
Elgin. Illinois, but he plans to spend
eight months of each year in Lake
land, where he has become identified
with the Chamber of Commerce and
has made many personal friends
among the business men.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

SIAMESE TWINS
CONDITION DOES
NOT IMPROVE

Chicago. March 29.-Death still
lurEed in the shadows of the hospital
room today where lie Iosepfa and
Rosa Black. who were Joined at birth
and have been called THE Siamese
Twin5." They continued in virtually
IN unconscious state, JoseDfa entire
" ohlivious Of her surroundings and
Rosa in . cGmatous condition.
The long considered operation to
ecaa~ate the sisters l.; entirely con.
fingcut on the death of one which
uhvsicians have said would mean the
death of the other. Should JNsefa die
of the yellow iaundice. which has
stricken both. Rosa might possibly
live two or three days but death
would be certain without an opera.
ton. DR. Benjamin Drakstone said.
The mere separation of flesh and
bone would he easy, according to the
PHYSICIANS. but the effect of the op.
Grafton upon the mental and nervous
system has been considered highly
prOblematical.
Each Of the sisters has an indi-
vidual heart lungs and stomach, 10.
scpfa. who was stricken first, is most
desperately ill., The disease was com
munivated to Rosa Until last night
the temperature and pulse of the
twins had been identical But last
night Josepfa's temperature mounted
10 % and her pulse to 100 while
Rosa's temperature and pulse re-
NAMED about normal at % and IS
respectively.
An attorney has been at the twins
bedside ready to write their wills
should they become conscious. Rosa's
l2-year-old son. Frantz. and the moth
cr's brother. Frank, remain constantly
at the bedside
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29
TAXPAYERS, TAKE NOTICE

City taxes have been due since Nov.
l, 1921. and must be paid by March
81. 1922, to avoid penalty.
After March 51st a 10 per cent in
terest penalty will be added.
The city commissioners have de-
cided to hold the books open until
April 80, 1922, after which time all
DELINQUENT taxes will be placed with
the cityattorney for collection and in
addition to the 10 per cent interest
penalty other costs and charges will
be added and the property sold for
taxes.
PAY NOW and save money.
II. l.. SWATTS,
City Clerk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

West and the great grain and cot
ton states which supply cargoes
for the ships. He declared that
sit is true, and no blindness or I'M
willingness to recognize it can
change the fact, that stability in
America and restored normal pros
perity must be based on the devel-
opment of foreign trade and for
eign markets in a measure never
before realized by Americans.
The United States exports 30
percent of its wheat and barley,
as percent of it's rye, 60 percent Of
its cotton and so percent of its to-
bacco. For the crop year of 1920,
the exports of cotton, wheat, corn,
rye, livestock and dairy output
were more than $3.50, 900 900.
This total does not include hum
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

CHICAGo-With the revitaliza-
ton of the agricultural industry of
the nation one of the great prob
lens of the day, the American
valuation plan Of the proposed
Fordney tariff bill, economists de-
clare, would be blow to the farm
er because of its disastrous effect
on foreign trade.
Albert D. Lasker, chairman of
the United States Shipping Board.
in AL address here which set forth
the urgent necessity of the new
merchant marine and which he an
nounced had the expressed APP
proval of President Harding, en-
phasized the vital Importance of
the merchant marine not alone to
the seaboard but to the Middle
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

dreds of other items but it is suffi-
cient to show what Europe's trade
means to the farmer.
1--WE see what the reduction in
Europe's purchasing power has
done to the value of American
farm products" said a Chicago
banker. "Do we mean by volun-
tary act to make this cDndition
permanent? 1t is an economic
law chat where we do not buy we
cannot sell. If we make it impos-
sible by the American valuation
plan for our merchants to buy
from Europe, we are automatically
placing an embargo upon Europe's
trade with US. Any Gripping Of
our foreign commerce is bound to
prove calamitous to the Americans
farmer
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR LEAVE TO
SELL MINORS LAND

Notice is hereby given that ON the oath day Of
March, A. d. 1922. l will apply to Honorable
S. l.. Holland. county Judge in and for Polk
county, State Of Florida. at his office in Bar
tow in said county. for an order authorizing
me- as guardian of Robert NJ. Hardeker. the
minor heir Of Edwin dardeker deceased. to
sell at private sale tie following real estate
belonging TO the estate OF said minors, same
being in Polk county. FLORIDA, to-wit:
Two acres in the Southwest corner OF North
east quarter OF Southeast quarter of Section
"a. Township % South. Range % East same
running North one acre AND East two acres /,
Lot l67, being at Northeast corner OF Han
bury Avenue and Sixth Street in Acton South
half of Southwest quarter of Section "a.
Township 81 South. Range % East less right
of wav Of Pemberton Ferry Branch OF South
Florida Railroad Company, same being 100 feet
from center Of track on each side. and less
Northeast quarter of Southwest quarter Of
Southwest quarter: Lots l and in Block II
nf ShipL:an's Survey OF Lakeland. and South
half of Northwest quarter and Range "a East
Said minor has an undivided interest In
said property. Such application to be based
upon petition now on file In the office Of said
Judge.
This Is day OF February. 1929.
LAR0ME HARDAKER.
No 554 Guardian.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

Cold settled in the muscles of the
neck, arms or shoulder makes every
movement painful. Use Billiards.
Snow Liniment. 1t relieves the pain
and relaXes the muscles. Three sizes,
soc, Coo and $12O. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-29

Watch your children for symptoms
CT worms. They undermine the health
and breed sickness. Use Whites
Cream Vermifuge. 1t expels worms
end restores health and vigor. Price,
csc. Sold by all druggists. adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
Golden Plains

Mr.. W. K. and Ben Jerman and
Lester Odneal of Moscow, returned
home October goth, after trip of
about six and one-half thousand
miles. They went enroute Kansas, Ne
braska, North and South Dakota,
Saskatchewan and Manitoba, Canada,
Montana, Idaho, Washington Oregon,
California, Nevada, Utah and Colo
RADIO.
They went through 100 miles of
desert in Utah, also $50 miles of salt
which was SO per cent pure. They
crossed four mountains. The weather
was good and the roads dry after
leaving North Dakota, except in Col
orado where they went over Is miles
of snow. They were gone about Al
days and the expense of the trip was
about $675 for the three.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Watson spent Fri
day with Mr.. and Mrs. j. Jerman.
The program and pie supper Friday
evening was we'll attended. The pro-
ceeds were $76.43, which will be spent
for the benefit of the school.
D. o. Jerman of Hugoton and his
son Eden of Kansas City spent Sun
day with his brother ]. Jerman and
family.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G. Downing and
family spent Sunday at the c. E.
Downing home.
Rev. Montgomery and son Mar
shall, were dinner guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. C. D. Davis and family Sunday.
Wesley Strickland visited Fountain
Edwards Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G.. Downing and
family called at the c. D. Davis home
Sunday evening.
A meeting was held at the school
house Sunday evening to organize a
young peoples meeting. They will
meet every other Sunday evening at
the school house at o'clock. A cor
dial invitation is extended especially
to the young people, to attend and
take part in these meetings.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
HEALTH TALK NO. 3

When your watch goes wrong,
do you attempt to dope it with
oil or other drugs to correct the
trouble? NO, you Immediately
take it to a jeweler-a watch
mechanic, because you know the
CAUSE Of your watch going
wrong is purely mechanical,
therefore the correction must be
mechanical.
Do you exercise the same COM
mon sense when you are sick?
Or do you dope yourself with
drugs, forgetful of the fact that
modern science has established
indisputable proof that the
CAUSE of sickness is mechanical
interference with NERVE
FORCE, and that mechanical
correction of the cause always
results in HEALTH?
We say the CAUSE of sickness
is mechanical pressure on spinal
nerves. Can there be better
proof that we are right, than the
fact that sick folks get we'll after
this pressure has been removed?
If you are sick, an examina-
tion of your spine will reveal
nerve pressure. The results you
will experience from Chiroprac-
tic Adjustments will convince
you that the law of mechanics
is always positive-never mega
tive. Consultation with spinal
analysis is free and places you
under no obligation.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

On Monday evening, November 10,
Rev. H. Ray Berger will speak at the
church. He is making a tour speak
ing on mission work. He is a Kan
sas lad who has spent the last six
years in the Philippines. We are as
sured that Mr.. Berger is a genial fell
low, has an interesting story to tell,
and that we will welcome his presen-
tation Of conditions and work in
Americas Protectorate in the Far
East.
Everyone is invited to hear Mr..
Berger. This will not intrude on the
Union meetings as there is no union
service that evening.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
Lone Star Items

The rain Saturday was real good
as far as it went.
The children and grandchildren OF
Mr.. Titus of Liberal surprised him
last Wednesday night.
Several young people from this
neighborhood attended the serenade
on Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Scott last Mon
day night.
Things indeed seemed spooky
Tueday night in the vicinity of the
schoolhouse. "A masquerade was
held and there was great merriment
over the marked personages. Mr.. e.
N. West took first prize as colored
girl. Mr.. C. N. West took second
as a fat lady and Floyd Hoskinson
took third as a farmer.
c. v. Hawk is installing the scales
for his elevator on the townsite OF
Woods. The railroad has not yet
reached the townsite, but construc-
ton has already begun.
Mrs. w. R. Hoskinson was pleas
antly surprised on her birthday Sun
day, by AZ of her relatives and
friends who arrived at her home fol-
lowing the Sunday moHning serv-
ices, with well-filled dinner baskets.
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs. e.
w. Hawk and family, Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Hoskinson, Mr.. and Mrs j. W..
Titus and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Clar-
ence Chaffin, Mr.. and Mrs. Milford
Hoskinson and family Mr.. and Mrs.
Orval Hoskinson and family, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ben. Hoskinson and family,
Messrs. Edward Greathouse and Ell
mer Folmer, Mrs. Matte Cox, Mr..
and Mrs. A. E. Harvey, Mr.. and Mrs.
Burton Chance and family.
The Taylor Drug Co. of Liberal,
delivered a piano to the school house
last Monday evening. This is good
sign of progressiveness and will GER
tainly be an aid in our literary ses-
sions this winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. James loot were call
ers at the paronage Sunday evening.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
DODGE LOST TO PRATT
BY SCORE OF TO o
Formidable Pratt Bunch Did Not
Beat Them as Badly as Lib
eral Did.

Liberal is not feeling so badly over
the prospects of her encounter with
Pratt since the news of the Dodge
Pratt game came. Liberal defeated
Dodge Z to and the Pratt team de-
feated them by 6 to 0 score.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Canon City pea coal is the best and
cheapest for cook stoves. Get it Jim
Johnson's.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Use Canon City pea coal in your
cook stove. 1t gives satisfaction. Jim
Johnson has it.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
LIBERAL PEOPLE SAW
COAST TO COAST PLANE
Passed Over Liberal Friday Night
About 7:30-Dropped Note
but Il IL Not Found.


Aviators Kelley and MacReady
passed over Liberal Friday evening
about 7:30 in their coast to coast
flight in the monoplane To on their
way northeast.
Members of the Democrat family
sighted the plane just as IL was leav-
ing the city. Foreman W. S. Martin
of the Democrat office heard the
plane and located it just before some
thing was dropped therefrom. Ac-
cording to Mr.. Martin the object re-
leased blazed for some time after be-
ing dropped and it is his opinion that
some word was left, although no one
has found it.
The plane passed over Pratt at
1875 and is supposed to have passed
over Hutchinson about midnight.
Watchers there heard the motor of
the plane, but because of clouds could
not see it. The plane carried load
of -0,850 pounds and is the same
plane which at previous time made
sustained flight record of 35 hours
in the air.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Use Canon City pea coal in your
cook stove. 1t gives satisfaction. Jim
Johnson has 1t.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

H. A. GRADER of Hutchinson was in
Liberal this week looking after his
business interests here.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

An ad in your home paper "brings
home the bacon"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Canon City pea coal is the best and
cheapest for cook stoves. Get it Jim
Johnson's.
For Canon City pea coal for cook
stoves, see Jim Johnson.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Mr.. and Mrs. M. M. Maricle went
to Tehoma Wednesday on short
business and pleasure trip.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Oliver Gilbert arrived Wednesday
from Haviland Kansas, where he
has been visiting relatives. He will
visit at the home of his son R. M.
Gilbert, north of the city, before re-
turning to his home in Long Beach,
California.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09
cREENsBURc 6, LIBERAL o

Greensburg, Nov. 4.-Kiowa coun-
ty High School made it six consecu-
tive games without having their goal
crossed when they defeated the fast
Liberal team, to 0, yesterday. They
have piled up total of 100 points to
their opponents nothing. The fol-
lnwinn is their record.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

X. C. H. S. II; Protection 0.
X. C. H. S. 13; Ashland 0.
X. C. H. S. 90; Minneola 0.
X. C. H. S. 13; Great Bend O.
X. C. H. S. 81; Larned O.
X. c. H. S. 6; Liberal O..
With Haviland, Kinsley, Pratt
and Bucklin yet to play, this 1856
pound aggregation looks like a
sure contender for the state title.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

"Rite it with Ray"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

"Rite IT with Ray"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

verlan Couch of Haviland is visit
ing at the R. M. Gilbert home this
week. He is a brother of Mrs. Gil
bert.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-09

Mrs. Ida Mitchell arrived Wednes-
day from Kingman, Kan, for visit
at the home of her son and wife Mr..
and Mrs. Roy Mitchell.