St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-05-13

~ooooo-oooooco~
The authors line, go west, young
man,
Has passed from mouth to mouth,
But rookie ball stars much prefer
In spring to hear eco South"
And if you should need some lawn
mower blades just send few old
collars tc the laundry. They will
do the work.
Trimming 1t Down.
The new simplified spelling 81
debt it "det' At last we have
found way to cut it down!
Who feeds the germs when the
doctor is away from the office.
"Well,'' said the waiter to the
student, who had just had his coffee
cup relied for the seventh time,
you must be very fond of coffee. y
Eyes, indeed" answered the stu
dent, "ur l wouldn't be drinking so
much water to get a little"
It's what we learn after we think
we know it all that counts.
The Hard-Boiled Department..
Hubby: Confound it! These eggs
are SOFT; can't | get anything hard
boiled in that kitchen.
Wife: Wait, dear, I'll call the
cook
A ship has been christened Henry
Ford it's rafting good ship.
Economy.
We seldom carry any luncheon
when on a days drive.
How is that?
We take along our Chow dog.
The cheapest looking thing at a
bargain counter is man waiting for
his vile to get through
Home Training.
Hearing her little boy using pro-
fame language, his mother severely
reproved him and inquired, where
did yon learn to swear like that"
From Pas shaving, uncle's golf,
brothers fivver, and sisters parrot,
answered the youngster promptly.
A Warning to Maidens.
Mary had little wine;
She got it from stranger;
The watchful doctors still decline
To say she's out of danger.
# the members o. the graduatin'
class tne1 hev the means o. gittin
fine cloes, knew how many heart
aches, attended the procurin' Of cloes
ter the rest O. the class they'd hev
thorough understandin' Nv a livin'
fact.
H:t1bingers of Prosperity.
The COW, sow and hen are getting
more recognition at this time than
they have ever received and they are
q trio that will bring prosperity if
people Will only stay with them long
enough.
This is great business alibi: l
tried To call by telephone three
tour times-but / couldn't get you.
s'pose the girl didn't gimme the
right number. Nobody can prove
hat the Teller didn't try to call, aud
while This is one of the things that
makes iclks .cuss the telephone, it
S such j handy, impregnable lie that
he chances are it will remain VITA
is as long as telephones and lies
'xist
Our Pest Contest.
am the guy who lives next door,
The woman my praises sing gaOlre.
do al the work around the house
TO keen in right with my welded
spouse.
Selfish desires is best described as
being the inside dope on modern
business methods.
The shivering little radishes, they
luster ,1cse together, and in a crowd |
hey CRY aloud, dad burn the dad
'urned weather.
Remem Der the hired g'rl tibet usta |
york fel soc week and her board |
II took the soc out in clothes?
A 1929 Model
I want to marry your daughter,
ir.
I'm merely her father.
OF course, that's why I thought
best to consult your wishes.
Thank you, for the compliment.
Dung man. The only time that girl
yer consults my wishes is when she
auses to ask if I'd rather give her
check or cash.
Live and learn seems to be prob
I'M for which lot o. people can't
nd a solution.
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