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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03


tant d i pl o m a t ic
and ministerial ca
reer is concerned.
As secretary of for
eign affairs he re-
tains the office he
held under Lloyd
George. In addi-
tion he has been
. leader of the house
of lords since 1916.
Although he re.
mained in the cabi.
net, he had long
been dissatisfied
with the coalition
gov er n N e n t and
was one of the first
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
Out Goes All
Rheumatic
Poison
RIeuna Acts on Kidneys. Liver and
Bladder the Very First Day.

cit a bottle of Rheuma today and
w,a a satisfied smile on your face to-
mbrow.
It's a remedy that is astonishing the
Wide country, and it's just as good Tor
gtit. scfatica, lumbago and kidney mis-
erv as for rheumatism.
q drives the poisonous waste from
the joints and muscles-that's the Sc
crf of Rheuma's success.
rod for it. go to A. G.. Luken Drug Co
oTsay good druggist and get a bottle
aid If il doesn't do as we promise get
ytr money back. It will be there wait
, Ing for ryou.-Advertisemen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
Lessons In Correct EnoIisL

DON'T SAY:
EXCEPT to his interference.
he DEMURRED to my going,
OPPOSE your action.
They EXCEPTED to our proposaIs
IL was OF no use to OPPOSE the
law Nii-
SAY:
oBJECT to his interference.
He OPPOSED my going.
l DlSAPPROVE of your action.
They DEMURRED to our pronosaIs
1t is of no use to CONTRAVENF,
the law
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
Prevent Badness

Badness can be prevented easier
than cured. Stop falling hair and
dandruff by using Partisan Sage; best
for the hair. It's inexpensive at A. y:
Iuken Drug Co. and money back II
not satisfied. Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03

To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative BROMO QUINlNE tab
let's. The genuine bears the signature
of E. W. Grove, (Be sure you get
RROMOl 3Oc-Advel tisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
Who's S Who IN the
Day S News

MARQUIS CURZUN OF NEDLES 7 ON
Marquis CurZon of Kedleston is said
to be by far the most distinguished
member of the new government in
ENGLAND q 8 far ac a varied and imDOr-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
After Dinner Trick s.

fist At command it slowly rises through
the left hand, rs illustrated
The trick is ACCOMPLISHED with the aid
Of a piece Of black thread. Take the
rubber eraser out of a pencil and In
sert the end of the thread. Then re-
place the eraser. The loose end of tbs
thread is twisted around a button on
tie coat. Push the pencil, eraser end
first. down into the left fist. Draw the
hand away from the body until the
thread is taut. Then by slowly pushing
to rise mysteriously through the fist.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
After Dinner Stories

Reading about two little English
girls who according to Conan Doyle,
discovered real fairies in the woods,
we are reminded of another child be-
cause he was so different. Robert.
the four-year.old son of a scientific
man, had lived in the country most
of his short life. One day visitor,
wishing to make friends with the liz
tie fellow, took him on his knee and
asked, Are there any fairies in your
woods here. Roberts"
mo" responded the child promptly,
"but there are plenty of edible fungi!
Boston Transcript
Two Kansas farmers met at Ions
Beach on g winter vacation and were
discussing their native state. Each
claimed his country was the worst u
the world for windstorms. Then alons
came a man from Ohio who settled
the argument by telling of terrible
cyclone that had crossed his own
farm some years back. He said:
Gentlemen, one day they came a
cyclone acrost my farm back in Wash
ington county that blowed my vel
plumb outa the ground and laid hcl
in my neighbor's yard, and when
come over to git it the next day he
had done sawed it up for post holes
and was using it putin up his fence.
Judge
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03

tul, She would nave made hlm eat the
dinner.
The man who brags before his young
children that he has evaded the law
and established connections with a
bootlegger, and treats it like a good
joke, is another party who should be
gagged.
My friends Jake and Dave Simon
run a cigar store up town and they
are two live boys who have built up a
flourishing business. If you don't be-
lie3e they are good business men,
will tell you candidly that they have
sold me seven fountain pens in one
year.
| went in there the other day to get
a box of cigars and have it charged,
as this is the only place in that end of
town where l can pull that stuff and
/ get away with it. When | went in, the
two partners were very busy over a
counter in the back end of the store
! having an excited game of seyen-up.
They were much engrossed.
Whats the matter here?" | bawled
Il want box of cigars and l want to
have it charged. Can't somebody wait
on me?"
Just minute. please, said Dave,
looking up from the hand of cards for
a brief instant. wait one minute IN
til we find out which one of us owns
/ the store"
In these parlous days. a good look
ing but determined lady is liable to
walk up to stranger and shoot him
/ before establishing his identity. He
may look like somebody she knows. It
Is extremely dangerous to look like
anybody else and all men should avoid
it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1922-11-03
Musings For The Evening

Los Angeles husband was nine hours
late for dinner so his wife sued for di-
vorce. If she had been really revenge
full, she would have made him eat the
dinner
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
AN OLD RECIPE
TO DARKEN HAIR
Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
and Glossy

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and sulphur properly COM
pounded, brings back the natural
color and lustre to the hair when
faded, streaked or gray. Years ago
the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound" You Will get
large bottle of this old time re
cipe improved by the addition Of
other ingredients. at very little cost.
Everybody uses this preparation
now, because no one can possibly
tell that you darkened your hair, as
K does it so naturally and evenly.
You dampen a sponge or soft brush
with it and draw this through your
hair. taking one small strand at q
time; by morning the gray hair dis
appears, and after another applica-
ton or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy
and you look years younger. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
old Irish Mansions
Used as TenementS

DUBLIN. Nov. 25.-Dublln has
the reputation-and without doubt
well earns it-of being the worst
Stun city in western Europe. More
than a quarter Of it's population lives
in tenements which We're formerly
the town houses Of the aristocrats
and gentry. Magnificent in con-
strucion. with beautiful balustrades
and wood carvings upon the paneled
doors. these houses accomm Odate
nowadays as many rs from 10 to 10
families.
The chimneypiece and ceiling work
are not the least beautiful decora-
tions of these old mansions. Ital-
ians We're brought TO Ireland to carry
out the speciaI work.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Effort is Made to Unity
Languages in Philippines

in the Visayan. However, no news
paper has as many as 10000 sub
scribers. There are no country pa
pers and only few in the principal
provincial capitals. The stores are
run by Chinese, often ignorant cool
les who have established a business
out of their savings. These store
keepers, Of course. do not advertise;
their stores are dingy affairs at the
front Of warehouses, where they
store the products they trade in.
None Of the conditions that have
made country newspapers profitable
in the United States exist in the
Philippines. For example, there are
no country banks. which would be
another source Of advertising re-
venue. Therefore. in a town Of 90
600 population there not only is no
newspaper, but probably not more
than twenty or thirty people are sub
scribers to any Manila newspaper or
any magazine. Those who advocate
popularizing a local language think
that it would reach the people more
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
SLickers Sold Farmer
Stock IN Good Firm,
But Ii Wasn't Theirs

KALAMAZOO, Mich, Nov. Is
A time-worn swindle in which j.
NJ. East, farmer, residing near Mar
ccllus, was relieved OF $4,000 in a
fake stock deal was revealed here
when Sheriff sherman =. Wyman
left for Baltimore. Md, to return
T. L. Reed. under arrest in that
city as one of three men who
bilked East by promises of fabulous
dividends.
$ NJ. Jennings, arrested in Ham
ilton. Ont. charged with being i
confederate of Reed, is out on So
600 cash bond awaiting extradition.
The trio, who maintained Iuxuri-
Gus quarters in a Grand Rapids
hotel. talked East into buying stock
in a reputable Saginaw corporation.
They got his $4,000 and fed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

scrupulously clean at all times.
Maybe sometimes the house was not
as clean as It might have been. Ny
wife had more work than she could
do"
Someone reported the case. Then
the sheriffs came one Sunday morn
ing and took away my wife and
children.
When the judge read the court
order 10 me 1T stated two doctors
had come before him and said that
our home had been found IN an IN
sanitary condition, that our Oldest
boy was not as bright as ne should
be, and, therefore, we might have
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Male School Teacher
Lectures Ladies on
Using Rank Perfumes

LIMA, Ohio. Nov. 25.-'The bust
ness woman os today should do away
with strongly scented perfume, taxi
off her silly clothes and dress IN a
sensible fashion that viii keep her
mind on business. and must stop
making dates with every Tom. Dick
and Harry who happens TO enter
the of3ce." declared c. T. Gruen-
baum. president OF a local business
college
The woman who goes out OF
business college and into Offices look
Ing for a job has a small chance
of getting away with a recon-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
University of Manila to Teach
Main Tongues Tagalog''
Now Spoken Principally.

MANILA. Nov 2O-The University
of the PHILIPPINES viii give courses
in the principal native languages, of
the country commencing next year.
There will also be a chair Of philo-
logy. a suggestion made by DR.. 7.
II. PardO de Tavera, an eminet
scholar.
There is a revival of the agitation
to cease attempting to make English
the universal language in the is
lands, but the conclusion has also
been reached that an esperanto"
made up up from all the native ton
CUES Is likewise out of the question.
SO Tagalog. the language of the Fill
pinos in and about Manila, is advo-
Gated. The papers with the largest
circulation are published in TagalOg
although the largest language group
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Detroit to Hare Fine
NeW Business EdificeS

DETROIT, Mich. Nov. "a. - A
hotel and three theaters are
grouped in plans for a $4,000. 900
building to be erected here, accord
ing to plans announced by the pro-
meters. Two other hotels are to
be erected in Detroit soon. One, l.
is said, will be 81 stories, to be built
by the billiard Hotel company. The
other, a s1O,00000O hotel OF Is
stories. will be built just north OF
Grand Circus park.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Father Seeks Return of Family
Taken From Him by Court Order.
BY NEA service.

BY MA service.
BONNERS FERRY. Ida. Nov. %.
Albert c. Sundsmo. 5O-year-old
carpenter. OF this town, IS fighting to
have state authorities return his
wife and Eve children 20 him.
They were taken from me be-
cause I had too many children" he
says sadly. why else. do not
know"
BY an order from Judge z. 3.
Henderson of Boundary County.
they were taken TO the home OF
the feeble-minded at Nampa. Ida.
and" says Sundsmo. the only
way 1 can have my family back IS
by submitting 10 an operation which
would forestall the birth OF any
more children,"
Sundsmo is perplexed He cannot
understand the justice OF this en-
forced separation. So he has ap-
pealed TO Sen. Borah Of Idaho
FOR help. and has Instituted suit in
the district court for the return Of
his family.
Some eight years ago" explains
SundsmL.. Il married Anna From
the time Of our marriage we have
been happy and contented. She is
kind and loving woman and
though she may not be called an
Intelligent reader. nor talented in
any way. have always thought her
a very practical woman, full OF COM
mon sense
In those eight years. Mrs. Sunds-
mo gave birth TO seven children.
TWO died.
up to now we had no trouble. 3"
continues Sundsmo. Suddenly she
is taken with the five children, and
committed TO an asylum
The trouble was this: five chill
dren, two Of them only babies, were
too much for my wife 20 keep
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Oklahoma Hen Lays 3
Eggs Within 5 Minutes

OKMUDGEE, Okla, Nov. 25.-A
hen which laid three eggs in FIVE
minutes has attracted the attention
Of poultry fanciers and brought not
Il few inquiries TO it's owner, Mrs
y. Y. BohannOn. Mrs. Bohannon
said two Of them were joined to-
gether. The other was of normal
size.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

more children mentally below nor
NAL"
But SundsmO cannot understand
why his wife and all his youngsters
were taken from him. The other
children. he argues, have not been
declared subnormal.
1T all seems 50 horribly unjust"
cries Sundsmo. II feel that my
wife and have been greatly
wronged. But have not the means
to get a hearing in the courts"
Sundsmo is convinced h a t
neither he nor his wife are mentally
deficient.
Sundsmo contends that while he
would be willing TO do anything to
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
&Gysso.szI VI.
IN's,:!I

painted baby-dou type" continued
Gruen baum
Gruenbaum said no dld not obisct
TO a mild brand OF perfume. afford
ing a faint odor OF dalntiness. and
just enough powder 20 keep tho
shine from TIE nose
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

a gown Of carmel colored satin
cut with an elaborate side drapery
IS trimmed with inch bands Of cut
steel beads. arranged IN solid rows.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

Caracul in black and IN dyed
ehades is very popular FOR banding
gowns and cloth coats. as wei. IS
for short sports coats betted with
cords and tasse's
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

though they realize that English will
effectively than English ever will, al
be the language Of commerce.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

have his family returned to him.
he cannot see the justice Of having
TO submit TO an operation before
he could have them.
Il can't understand the justice OF
this" he cries.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

apartment houses there is one large
new hotel now completed, and
which viii be open about Dec. 1.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
DEAD SERGEANT
VERY MUCH ALIVE
Ex.SOldier Won't Stay Put,
Though He Has I. S.
Grave Number.

SYRACUSE. y. Y, Nov %. -
Knocked out by the conclusion Of
q shell that killed every other man
about him, reported dead, dis.n-
TERED and reburied. even awarded
a grave number and a government
death certificate, Sergt. John j.
Ryan. L. s. a, bobbed up here to-
day very much alive.
Erroneous reports of deaths were
not infrequent in the days Of the
World war. but 10 have the govern
ment still insist, four years az. er-
ward, that one IS still dead and that
ones body IS turning into dust in
Grave No. Us in Cemetery 1882, in
the Argonne. IS case probably
without parallel Ryan believes.
Enmity is a fire that would die OF
itself II the heart that entertains 81
Tf1 NOT n0v+9pva11vr g41Dn1-- Froeh
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

on
F.apper Magaz.e
OF she IS
. andg u a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26

The tourists are coming. heigh i!
helgho,
The tourists are coming, heighO!
heiChof"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
FAIR EIT,f.B

Rev. Wesley Markee preached at
the w. M church Sunday morning
here,
The weekly prayer service will be
held next week Thursday at the
home of Edmun Calvert.
Fred Andrews had the misfortune
to sprain his arm at the elbow very
badly last Wednesday when after
putting down hay for his team and
returning from the hay loft, his foot
slipped from the ladder in trying to
catch himself nearly threw the arm
out of joint. The horse kicked him
also on the same arm so he is laid
up at the home of his mother Mrs. F..
A, Andrews.
The wind of the last few days has
drifted the snow in the north and
south roads quite badly ompeIling
travellers to go in the fields in some
places.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
WHITE MOUND MAN
GAINS RAPIDLY AFTER
UNDERGOING OPERATION

James Casson, who underwent an
operation at the Reedsburg hospital
one day last week, is gaining rapidly
Grandma Spohnholz is in very poor
health at this writing.
Walter Prouty has sold his farm
to a party near Richland Center, who
is to take possession about the first
Of March.
The young people of this neighbor-
hood spent very enjoyable even
ing at the Robert Rutland home last
week.
Frank Gherke and Earl Weston
haver made business trip to Reeds
burg Monday
Agnes and Evelyn Cooper spent Sat
urday afternoon with Gladys Weston
havef.
Frank Gherke and family and Earl
Westenhaver and family spent last
Friday evening at the August Spohn-
hOlZ home.
Several of the young people of this
neighborhood attended the dance at
Loganville Thursday evening.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
MOTHER! MOVE
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Hurry mother! Even sick child
loves the "fruity" taste of California
Fig Syrup" and it never fails to open
the bowels. A teaspoonful today may
prevent sick child tomorrow. If con-
stipated, bilious, feverish, fretful, has
cold, collie, or if stomach is sour.
tongue coated, breath bad, remember
good cleansing of the little bowels
is often all that is necessary.
Ask your druggist for genuine Cali
fornia Fig Syrup" which has direc-
tions for babies and children Of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say "caIifornia" or you may get
an imitation fig syrup.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
VELVET JOE'S 1922
ALMANAC is READY

Over two hundred interesting and
highly Informative statements and
tables are contained in the 1922 AL
manac published by Velvet joe the
good-natured philosophical friend Of
the pipe smoker.
All the things which are naturally
taken for granted about an Almanac
are there-the calendar for the year,
rising and setting of the sun and
moon, weather forecasts, how to read
the clouds, and legal holidays, both
Christian and Jewish.
But the most noteworthy point -
the feature which distinguishes 'Vel-
vet Joe's" Almanac from all other
almanacs and makes it part Of the
home library-is that~it is a Book of
Facts" as well.
velvet Joe" publisher of this
unique volume will be glad to mail a.
copy Of his Almanac to anyone who
desires it. He does this absolutely
free of charge. ''Velvet Joe's" address
is: 4241 Folsom Avenue, st. Louis, Mo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
LOGANVILLE MAN DIES;
ILL; SEVERAL MONTHS

Julius Gluth died Sunday morn
ing at the home of his daughter and
son-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. Herman
Soltwedel after being poorly for Sc
veral months. Funeral Wednesday at
the st. Peters church Rev. Schalkhau-
ser officiating
The ladies of the embroidery club
gave Mrs. Charles Kruger a surprise
Friday evening. The occasion being
fer birthday. Lunch was served and
all spent very pleasant evening
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Farber were
Reedsburg shoppers Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Pippin spent
Tuesday evening at the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. Will Voss: ''']
Mr.. and Mrs. c. w. Hasz will en-
terrain the 500 club Thursday even
ing.
Mrs. A. Lescher has purchased an
auto knitting machine and is knitting
for the company.
Miss Lauretta Horkan one of our
teachers was injured in sleighing
party Sunday evening by tipping over
the sleigh. She was unable to teach
Monday
VIM. Schuette is very poorly at
this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman n..Timmieke
spent Sunday evening with Mr.. and
Mrs. Sam DearhOlt |
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
O o c O @ Q y
WEDNESDAY

" q o q q O 0 q @ x
Born TO Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Schae-
fer, a SON, on Monday. Mr.. and Mrs.
Schaefer reside in Lyons.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Hansen
who reside north of the city, daugh-
ter, on Tuesday morning.
The Westminster Guild of the Pres
byterian church spent very enjoy
able evening at the home of Miss
Bevelyn Bassett on Tuesday. After
the regular business meeting, Miss
Bassett gave avery interesting in
depreciation from the mission study
book. It was also decided to give a
musical entertainment in the near fu-
ture. Five visitors and eight members
were present Delicious refreshments
were served.
Mrs. Clarence Dubois Of Lancaster
arrived yesterday afternoon to be
present at the celebration Of the
birthday anniversary of her mother,
Mrs. Hannah Vrooman. During the
afternoon, a number of friends drop
ped in to extend their best wishes to
Mrs Vrooman and she had a very
enjoyable day.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-19
POOR KITTY

A Kansas farmer had just built a
big barn. One day as he was set
ting off for town he told his two
sons to cut small hole on one of the
sides so that the cat could get in or
out at will, says the Youths Com
panion.
The boys cut the hole just beside
the big barn door, but when the far
mer returned and saw it he was
much displeased.
"Why can't l depend on you boys
to do a single thing right" he ex-
claimed angrily. Don't you know
that hole is in the wrong place"
"Why?' asked the boys.
The farmer fairly snorted. Leaping
from the buggy, he seized the barn
door and swung it open and of course
it covered the aperture.
'Now, where is your )cat-holeW
he shouted. n~
Chow in the name of sense can the
cat get into the barn when the doors
open?"