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The Washington times., 1922-12-15

49, ~ - ~ --~s
Present prevailing prices advo-
cate free applications Of best roast
ed bean in liquid state at 10 cents
q treatment-tinted with any shade
Of sugar or cream in season.
Addicts Of undiluted extract from
Brazil's foremost legume claim
their simple appetites are paying
for fancy and assorted thirsts OF
those who like their coffee plenty
embalmed. Feeling u running
high!
To this stentorian moan the
board of governors replies that
National Press Club IL no Greek
lunchroom, which crack calls for
close perusal of standing. STOPPING,
bending. leaping. crawling. hob
bling membership.
Committee impsrsonated by Ora
ham Nichols. Earl Goodwin and
Theodore Tiller deposeth and say
eth: Men, you can't be too care
full what you drink! Ordinary
mocha must be kept in our reach
before Il gets in the hands of boot
leggers."
wartime fines for peace-tims
vice IL logic grown sour to addicts
who are willing to stir coffee with
hangnails provided habit isn't too
expensive.
To professional coffee inhaler
who knows all fine points Of local
and express buffet service, no desni
tasse IL worth bricklayer's ransom.
Whether you drink II out Of .
cup or In the usual manner, coffee
should be kept to the dignity OF
coffee, not cognac. Who wants to
break q dime and get only nicleels
In change?
Indignant personnel II today toss.
Ing plebiscite to determine II coffee
e . privilege or q prerogative and,
IL %. should II 60 into the hAnds
OF speculatorsf
Every day, in every way. Il u
gstting bitter apd bitter.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
RED DSOXMANAGER HOPES
TO MAKE MARK

NEW YORK Dec Tir.t and forso:t say. Frank Leroy
have not invested red cent Boston club Second have
II time give up game,
lost it's fasnaon and I'm sufficient Of gambler think that
enough In the first contract being
renewed want stay.
II" land In the first division in three I'll be satisfied
with what have accomplished, and will Frazee"'
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
RUMoR STATES EvERS +,
TO LEAVE BASEBALL

NEW YORK. Dec. 16.-A report
II current In baseball circles today
that Johnny Evers win retire from
the game. Evers may be appointed
q deputy commissioner Of boxing
In New York, II Ia said. ,bs
He was assistant to Kid Gleason
In handling the Chicago White Sox
last season. s=
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Drops Buff and Blue.

CHARLOTTEsvILLE. Va, Dec.
16.--virginia has dropped George
Washington from its 1888 football
schedule, and only teams from vir.
ginia. North Carolina and Georgia
viii be played. Trinity replaces
Johns Hopkins. and v. p. I. replaces
West Virginia.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
GOLF MAKES CHANGE I'm
VACATION MAP
By CHARLES "CHICK" EVANS.

Golf has changed the vacation
Business and professional have discovered that golf them
opportunity enjoy vacation the vacation
will yield them the maximum benefit.
"We all
and particularly do suffer from this weakness the winter
In the deal Of outdoor life really
not need vacation all He does need the winter and
good out OF then should for his
sake break the close confinement
of only average
at all the winter time he a
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
LEWIS RETAINS TITLE
BY BEATING zsYsZKC

..stransisrs Lewis. hs.vyWeishi
wrestling champion, retained Sis
title IN Z finish match with etanis.
laus xbyssko here last NIGHT.
The role won the first fall but
the champion gained the last two,
punishing the challenges sevoroly
with toe holds and hsadlecks.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Resultant ex-
precision of top
heavy opinion
holds that no
coffee is worth
10 G en- { o q
dram, m U G b
less Press Club
coffee. Most Of
chronic m Q m
bers are mar
rie d, and II
they want Jit-
ney Java they
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
Says SKILLET"
Finn, Esq
B o tlegger Prices for
Muddy Coffee Riles Press
Club Into State Of In
transitive Chagrin.
By KIRK MILLER.
By KIRK MILLER.

~ URNING issue in Press Club
x election Friday night Is cam
. paign for scent coffee with or
without cloves, While rest of world
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
RATHSKELLER MARVELS
TRY FOR BOWLING
RECORD TONIGHT
BY r. D. THOMAS.

/. Once-an accident
Twtce--an accident, perhaps
Three times- safe TO figure something besides
Several weeks the Rathskeer duckpn District
Aammed the sticks for q team of 1,721.
the hounds: The Rathskees their big
stuff Tor the season."
Sc9na afer the Rathskelss hoped for total Of 12s
oang some" enthused the fans, but they're done now
Ihe gasping still when the Rathkeers
another big total 1722 the bowling wondering
tnat marvel Of duckpn marvea that 1700
tent1v -hssn ved
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
rWo SWIMMING RECORDS
ARE MADE IN CLEVELAND

Y 4CLEVELAND, Dec. 1.-TWO new
worlds record for swimmers were
on record here today. They were
made here last night by John Weis-
muller, sishtssn-year-old worlds
champion. OF the liifnois Athletic
src.ns S.ur Mno re- sst sT back srs sros Ky
In minute ~ - seconds, and Har-
Snas SS OF tss s;s.ysrds v Saspsn instance ar time
and obtained . worlds record by
swimming the 1a0-yard back stroke
IN minutes ls-S-6 seconds. the pre-
vious record being , minutes 81 -
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Perry A. c. Victor .

Perry A. G.. won closely con.
tested game with the Epiphany
Eagles, the SCORE being 70 to 1S.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15
concannon Wins.

Joe Concannon crushed J. Guy.
11s to ~. In brilliant exhibition
of pockst Billiards ~ the AcaAsmy,
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Arthur Irwin and other scouts
dug up q lot Of bushers for him.
but none Of them was worth tranA-
portation, and collectively they
were 30 had that Chance once COM
plained that he had never thought
II possible to assemble all the
bad players In the world ON one
ball club"
Now the Big Bear In given an.
other chance to build club which
has gone to seed and to retrieve
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

is fillerbuster-
ing for beer and
lig hit wines,
Newspaper men
. q u q w k for
nickel fare.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Chance laughed at the idea that he
would be interfered with in tho run.
ming Of the ball club. I'VE had that
angle pretty thoroughly understood
before I came East" he said. II
don't anticipate any trouble from
that source whatever"
Chance has been charged at varf-
Gus times with being unable to de-
liver the goods unless he was hand.
cd" q ball club. In other words, he
IL not rated in all circles as q build
err" Asked about that, he smiled---
he was all smiles. II seemed ) =
"Well. this ID tho time I'm put
to tho test, isn't itS" ho asked.
"From what they tell mo, I'm not
even starting from scratch with
that club. II I'm D builder rs 60
ing 70 show there. II anywhere
ut al" -
The American League will welcome
the Peerless Leader. for that portion
Of the citizenry who deal In scoN-ing
baseball news II glad he's back.
For Frank Leroy II one Of the i'm
mortal few managers who. when he
has something to say, which Ii quite
often, he says It and doesn't mince
words. II anybody can STIR up Bos-
ton the Peerless Leader is the man.
To say that Chance 10 frankly glad
to be actively engaged In major
league baseball again would be put
ting 1t too mildly. He II all steamed
up over his new job and doesn't care
whoop who knows II. To him II
looks like q glorious opportunity to
regain the prestige he lost a. mana
ger OF the Yankees and he IL almost
boyishly happy that such q chance
should be offered him.
The one-time Peerless Leader Of
the old Chicago Cubs never har
recovered from the bitter disap-
pointment of his failure az manager
Of the Yanks in 1908 and IA. He
came to the New York club at
the height of his fame and was
confidently expected to lift the
Yankees out Of the rut into which
they had fallen and pilot them into
He had nothing to work with.
however, and the then owners Of
the club refused to buy the.
players he needed to put the
YanLs ON . winning basis. In
two years they purchased only
two real players-FfitxSe Massol
and Roger PecItinpsuEb-for him
and Peck was grabbed from
Cleveland ut the waiver price.
Arthur Irwin and other scouts
dug up q lot Of bushers for him.
but none of them was worth tranA-
portatiou. and collectively they
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Every day, in every way, Il u
setting bitter and bitter.
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

Indignant personnel II today toss-
Ing plebiscite to determine II coffee
= privilege or a prerogative and,
Il %. should Il 80 into the hAnds
Of speculatorsf
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

'Well, this ID the time I'm put
to tho test, isn't itf'' he asked.
''From what they tell mo, I'm not
oven starting from scratch with
that club. II I'm q builder IT'S 60
Ing 70 show there. II anywhere
ut al" =
The Washington times., 1922-12-15

To professional coffee inhaler
who knows all fine points Of local
and express buffet service, no derni
tasse IL worth bricklayer's ransom.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
FOR
TIGER VICTORY
JJNFAVORABLE
Same Missouri Athletes Will
Appear in Valley Track
Meet as Competed
Last Friday.
OKLAHOMA NOT In MEET
Preliminaries viii Be Held in
All Running Events Up to
and Including the
Half Mile.

Coach Robert Simpson will lead prac.
sically the same delegation Of athletes to
kansas City for the Missouri Valley
meet Saturday as appeared against Kan.
sas last Friday night.
Naturally the dope will be against the
Tigers in the clash between the eigh,
schools represented in the meet. Word
from DR.. Reilly today informed Coach
Simpson that there would be prelimi.
naries in all running events up to and
including the half mile on Saturday
morning. He also stated that Oklahoma
would not be represented in the meet.
The K. c. A. c. director in plotting
out his program apparently did not take
into consideration the fact that the av
erage runner is not good for more than
one race in a day, particularly such
strenuous affairs as the quarter mile and
half mile are certain to be. The fac!
that there will be trials in these two
events, practically eliminates the same
athletes from taking part in the relay
Qualifying time trials are to be held in
the relay.
While Coach Simpson was making nc
predictions as to what his squad would
do in the meet, he indicated that he was
positive his men would finish relativel.
closer to X. U. than they did last Friday
Many of the Tigers were competing in
their first big Conference races in the
dual meet and they arc centain to show
improvement this week. Waddell
Poague and Ruark in particular. showed
well for first appearance. Simpson was
more than pleased with the showing Of
Poague in the two mile. His time in this
event. although he finished only third
was the best made by a Missouri long
distance man in several years. He was
nosed out for second place by inches
and put up a game fight all the way.
Kansas, with a well balanced team, is
certain to be the best bet for first honors
Optimistic Kansans claim that Bradley
will capture first or second in the dash
and both hurdle events, that Massey ann
James will take the mile and two-mile
events, Sandefur the shot put and
O'Leary the quarter mile.
Missouri depends upon Hamilton
Waddell, Brassfeld, Ruark, and Max.
well.
II has been decided that the relay
teams will be adjudged places according
to the time they make.
A cup to the school scoring the most
number Of points will be given by the
University Leitermen's Club Of Kansas
City. Alumni of all Of the schools com
pose the club.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

though he performed IN I half dozen
games for the Miszoe olsn.
Lacy Roberts and walter Williams are
letter men who are practically certain
Of annexing berths in the club. Both
have been used more or less Is utility
players daring their regime Is Tiger var.
sify athletes. Williams more than likely
will be seen At short and Roberts in the
eu,feld OF perhaps st first base. Fick'in
is the 6fth Of the letter men from preyi-
Gus seasons. His dependable work on
the slab was a noteworthy achievement
Of the 1921 campaign. Howery, Harri-
son and Luther are other pitchers who
we're members Of the pitching squad at
the start Of last years race.
In addition to the candidates men
toned, Jones has host Of material that
is begging for recognition on the 6rst
string. The Tiger mentor has no less
than dozen estimabIe freshmen grad
yates and varsity second s,ringers Of last
year, most Of whom will doubtless appear
in ,he opening lineup OF the season,
April S, with Nebraska as the foe.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
A
,l.SIUCCNGYEAR
FOR MISSOURI
Aggressive Tactics Expected
From the Jones' Tribe for
90 This Seasons Open
t4 80 ing Schedule.
MURPHY BACKS PLATTER
Last Years Freshmen and Var.
sity Second Stringers
Will Push Letter
Men Hard.

It's the punch that counts. No matter
IN what line Of sport It may be, the in.
dividual or the team that gets the jump,
takes the offensive by aggressive tactics.
Initiative usually wins. The Yankees
batfied their way to a major league pen
rant last year by wslloping the horse.
hide. The Cardinals hope to send many
q hurler to the showers this season by
the same route. Jack Dempsey knocked
Quito Willard and Carpenter for all Of
the formers defensive work and the lat.
ters footwotk and speed. Scoring abil-
iiy, they might call it in some sports.
Missouri's scoring ability in basketball
played havoc with the best plans Of de-
fense.
It's the punch with the bat that Coach
Jerry Jones is counting upon to carry
his nine to the fore in the Missouri Val.
ley season this year. In previous years
Missourians have seen excellent pitching
and clean fielding go for naught before
the hard vicious slueging Of the opposi.
tion. Big leaguers labeled the baseball
Of 1921 rabbit balls. Whether or not
they were overly live has never been cor.
rcctly ascertained. 1t is a fact, however.
that every major league club Mants slug
eers more than hurlers.
With the campaign of the Tigers lit.
lie more than two weeks in the future, it
looks like a slugging year for the Old
Gold and Black.
Lowrance and OReilly were the main
kiiters in the Bengal stronghold last
year. The same <wo will be seen in the
outer works Of the Jones' tribe this year.
The inner shrine may be little weak in
the fielding department but advance in
dications. points to hard hitting quar-
let. Coach Jones is not giving out any
in6eld line up. Leo Murphy will be be-
hind,.tbe platter for the Missourians
when the season opens. Whether or not
be will be able to stay for the spring
outlay Of the schedule is undecided.
Murphy did not get letter last year al
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
III the Field Of Sport
ACACIAS. ARE SMoTHERED 8,
BY PHI PSI BASkETEER<
Delta Taus, Sig Fps and Kappa Sigs
Also Victorious in Games !.
Played Monday Night.

The scores in the four inter-fraternity
basketball games played Monday night
at Rothwell Gymnasium were: Delta
Tau Delta, 43. Sigma NJ, 4; Phi Kappa
Psi. 81, Acacia, 6; Sigma Phi Epsilon.
q. Sigma Chi Is; Kappa Sigma, q,
Phi Delta Theta, 6. Two games were
played at time. on the cross courts
Of the gymnasium.
The lineup for the Delta Taus: vii.
liams and Cilges, forwards; Campbell,
center, and Thompson and Bruce.
guards. The lineup for the Signs
Nus: W. Dean and Boyd, forwards;
Curley, center. and King and Muir,
guards. Substitutions: Delta Tau, Van
Horn for Thompson. Sigma M. Kas-
sebaum for Curley
The lineup for the Phi Psis: Whit.
comb and Olson, forwards; Sanders,
center, and Peck and Robinson, guards.
For the Acacias. Mann and Haynes, for.
wards; Shculze, center, and Carlock and
Roberts, guards. Substituiions: Acacia,
Birdsong for Carlock; Clemens for
Roberts; Craig for Haynes; Roberts for
Craig; Haynes for Clemens. For Phi
Psi: Jenette for Peck.
The lineup for the Sigma CHS: Wag.
ner and Dickey, forwards; Terry. center,
and Bingham and Shaw, guards. For
the Sig Fps: Smith and Blair, for.
wards; Donahue, center. and II. Yunker
and c. Yunker, guards. Subs,itutions
Sigma CHS, Conway for Shaw. Sig
Fps, Libbey for c. Yunker.
The lineup for the Kappa Sigs:
Crider and Speuhler, forwards; Fowler,
center, and Bush and Surface. guards.
For the Phi Delis: Wetzel and Eagen,
forwards; Crawford, center, and Hage.
mann and Bond, guards. -Substituiions:
for Phi Delts, Denny for Eagen.
The next inteF-fraternity games will
be played tonight. They will be Alpha
Tau Omega against Sigma 'Alph Epsi.
lon and Zeta Beta Tau against Pi Kappa
Alpha.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
PHELAN BACK FROM EAST
Tiger Mentor Thought to Re Con-
siderinp New GridirOn Post.

James Phelan has returned from a
short trip in the east. Phelan wouldn't
say whether he had been called there 10
confer over a coaching position or not.
1t is generally understood that Prelan
has been considered for several import
ant gridiron posts. Several Missouri
Valley mentors have recommended him
highly, as have newspaper men and OH
cials in this section Of the country.
1t has been rumored that Phelan was
second choice to Bachman in the Purdue
situation. r" ~
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
TEAM FOR VOCATIONAL MEN
Veterans in Schools This Summer
Will plav Raeahan

Vocational men in The University who
are interested in baseball will meet in
Room 200 Of the Agricultural Building
tonight to discuss the possibility Of or
ganizing a vocational baseball team.
The majority of men in training stay
in school throughout the summer and
those who are not disabled in such a
manner as to interfere with their playing
baseball will be able to continue their
games through the entire summer.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
Ask Him

A candidate for student office who seeks
your vote insults your intelligence unless he
understands the duties of the office to which
he aspires. @}ffss*
If you insist on it each candidate for the stu
dent presidency will devote some serious
thought to the job and its problems before
he goes before you Friday night @
If you do not insist on it the administration
of the student body will be without compe-
tent direction and the passing on of deficits
will continue
Tell the candidate that
"This Campaign Must Inr1s,0,, Issues"
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Cood furniture and rugs.
One refrigerator in good condition.
lcmsll size). Mrs. Smith, All Hit 81.
phone 379-green. S-l76.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

FOR .SALE-Four room house. Lot
s,x225. $4,000. Apply 8l3 N. Eighth
or Phone l48o-black after S O'Clock.
w.lD.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

FOR SALE-An Overland Touring Car
;n GOOD condition. Taylor's Garage.
Tl73l78
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

WANTED-We will pay Sc for the frs,
copy Of Feb. lath, brought to the Mis-
sourian Ofhce. l55tf.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED-Sewing of all kinds at
HOG Locust. Have been sewing for Col.
leges and University for 20 years. Prices
reasonable. Phone l397-red. B-l76.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
SPECIAL AND LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
DISCHARGE

Notice Is hereby given to the creditors
Of S. S. Dysart that on Monday, the
10Th day Of April, 1922 at the opening
of court or as soon thereafter as coun-
sci can be heard, the undersigned as-
siepee shall apply to the Circuit Court
Of Boone County, Missouri for q dis
charge from its trust IS assignee OF ).
S. Dysart.
By S. F. CONLEY. Secretary.
Oast insertion March 2a)
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

FOR SALE-The best six room house
in city. That is--aIl modern. On South
side. For $1,000. Good lots for sale
in all parts of the city. See W. B. Pal
mer, phone 246-red. 304 Guitar Bldg
P-l78.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

MALE OR FEMALE students who
are intending to work during vacation
We give nice clean legitimate employ.
ment. Your pay is limited only by the
effort you put forth. We teach you.
Phone 744white. Ask Mr.. Braden to ex-
plain. B-l75.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

TWPEWRITERS Repaired. Any make.
Phone 622. HIS.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

WANTED-Small china closet. Must
be in first class condition. Also would
like to trade small refrigerator for one
OF about 50 pound capacity. Will pay
difference. Address 'K'' care Nilsson.
rian. Kl74l76
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

FOR SALE-Eggs for haiching from
urize winning S. C. r. ]. Reds. $500
Der setting. $1,000 per 100. Baby chicks
2Oc each or $3.50 per 100. Mrs. John
n TAYLOR, West Broadway. Phone 543,
TIT.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

WANTED-Papering to do; good
work at 80 CENTS roll. Telephone
iSSo. M-56tf.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22

WANTED-About May lst, three or
four unfinished rooms or apartment by
permanent party. Address "B" care
MissOurian. TITO.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1922-02-03

he collection, and which was receive
pm the hands Of Queen Elizabeth.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1922-02-03
ART STUDIO

Jessie Whtese who has recently returned from Chicago
where she has for several years. studied art at the Chicago
Academy of Fine Arts and the Art Institute of Chicago will
open her Studio for classes in Union City, on First Street.
March ~ She will teach st[lfe in mediums; Temporal
water color pastel
Miss Whtesel makes a special offer to all school chill
den realizing that the appreciation of and art train
ing essential part of every chds education-i be-
longs to hem she says and should be cultivated She has
planned for the too for Saturdays Her craft art
classes art for home decorations of parchment
shades and painted in oils This will be class of un-
usual interest and pleasure every and GIRL because
interested in beauying their homes and there
certainly not thing that add the attractive
ness OF home or to make coy than lamp of pleas
ing design hand painted with beautiful colorngs She makes
this work delightfully."- simple for those who have never studied
art by furnishing designs and thus eliminating all required
drawings for those who hurried prefer only paint
She furnishes all OIL paints and brushes used in this class
free if there sixteen registered for the lamp
shade work. thus putting the opportunity within the reach Of
ALL Batk world fad and effective home decoration will be
taught
Miss WhteselIs rates unusually ow-$l.00 for one
hours lesson only s225 for three consecutive hours lesson
Those interested. phone now
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1922-02-03
Mass Meeting.

A mass meeting of the citizens of
Union City was held last Tuesday
night at the courthouse to discuss
the county highway proposition
T. R. Meadow was the chairman and
E. P. Waddeil secretary. Several ad
dresses were made, the principal one
being by Judge Patten, of Ripley,
who made ono of the most interesting
and practical road talks ever heard
here. Judge Patten is County Judge
of Lauderdale County and he
related the experiences of his pco-
pie in the adoption of Federal high
ways, saying that his people were in
5erested in our project as this will
ink tier of the West Tennessee
counties together and make us neigh
Dors and friends in business and in
social contact. Judge Patten received
/ very warm welcome. A number of