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New-York tribune., 1922-03-19
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE

ing In your madness without any unpleasant
consequences.
The chances to do this haven't come often
to you or to any one else.
1t is easy enough to get indignant at traffic
cop or streetcar conductor or a large man
who thrusts you from the sidewalk 1t is easy,
but when you come to expressing your anger
you are confronted with one Of those inhibi-
tons which take most of the fun out of life
This is the caution inhibition. 1t is very
prevalent and very annoying one, but there
1t is, and you cannot do anything about it,
The caution inhibition doesn't bother YOU SO
keep we'll ahead of the man behind and well
behind the man in front you can revel in
glorious paroxysms of fury without any dan
ger save from apopleXy, and that is practically
negligible.
II you are apoplectic you are going to die
pretty soon anyway, and where can man die
better than on lovely stretch Of rolling green
sward, with nice little red or white flag vay-
ing over him as he departs?
Now, let us cite few examples the better
to prove our contention.
On Saturday, March 4, at 2:45 p. m. a large
neatly attired, elderly gentleman after max
ing two tolerabe shots, drove ball into p
little brook, which carried it, rolling and bound
ing in the eddies, into an adjoining psstursand
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ners Of that particular section Of the gols
course.
From it the man apparently derived very
considerable pleasure, for he accepted ths
csddy's denial at its face value and played tha
remainder of the gamo with quiet happiness.
Now the point we are seeking to make is that
only on golf course could men thus revel ~
the delights of temperamentai explosion
Had the man who lost the bali in the erees
said the same things TO stranger that he SAID
to the creek, he would, unless the stranger was
an utter craven, have regretted it later proD-
ably in some emergency hospital.
Had the man who broke his clubs when hs
missed the ball been moved by a Ike dlsap4
pointment in his home to take aI the Umbrellas
out of the umbrella stand and twist them Nv
twain over his knee, his wife would have inssf,
posed her constitutional veto power before az
got to the second umbrella.
Had the man whose ball the DOG pilefea
made the same sort of charge against >
brother man that he made against the caoas
he would have been in his lawyers offce .hs
next week seeking to compromise SUIT i0'
criminal libel. :.
Yet, all these things could be done on a s0.
course, and safely done. Is it any wonoer a'as
man, who loves more than anything else " ~
blow up now and then, has found the sO.
course the nearest thing to Niryana to be foaA1
on this lowly planet?
lcopgriohs by Josass J. Honsoeas'
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be ackgou dfor
in furnace enhng

mestic Relations College. Also there should be
an optional course the second year in ad-
vanced furnace tending The elementary
work should deal with the ordinary day-to-day
manipulation Of furnace, including shaking
banking, ashes, cinlSers, fues and other simple
features. The advanced course could take up
furnace "stlnts" such as heating the odd
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w FOR A COLLEGE OF DOMESTIC RELATIOr

you are quite right, but
practically just
try to get a plumber
inside Of your house
within fifteen minutes
when the loss Of every
minute means another
$40 you will have to
pay the plasterer and
tho wallpapcrer for re-
doing your front hall
and part of the living
room.
Plumbing is as essen
tial to the modern hus-
band as crusading was
= to the young men in
the days of old God
frey Bouillon.
There are any number
Of other little house
hold tricks that the Do
mestic Relations Col
lege will go in for, such
as scientific lawn now
ing, cellar cleaning. at
tic arrangement, snow
shoyelling. Then there
are a series Of dates
that viii have to
be memorized. Why
should the college stu
dent be bothering his
head about the date
that Ann BoIeyn fell
out Of love with Henry
VIII when it Is going to
be a lot more important
for him to know the
date to take in the
screens, the date to put
them on again, the date
to cover up the shrub
berry and so on? Get
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We are last TO insist that people be
mated according to their
ability at bridge

numbered rooms in house, isolating the heat
IN one favored incubator, and special pressure
for parties sickness and aged relatives.
certain measure of outside reading should be
required with each course
However, letter perfect as the husband may
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little system and science into these duties
and married life will just hum along
We have no intention Of Offering a. course
for gentlemen assistants in the kitchen. Our
notion IS that the less a man knows about
kitchen drudgery the better helper he is when
boost is needed. If it's enough of novelty
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on the ability of the
husband to keep the
temperature at 72 de-
grees throughout the
winter months. Many a
union that promised
big at the start has
gone on the rocks sole
ly and simply because
tho man wasn't up to
the job Of the daily
combat with the thing
that sat in his cellar
and demanded atten-
tion.
And why should he
be? In the elementary
schools coal is men
toned merely as one Of
the principal products
of Pennsylvania. When
a man gets to college,
unless he happens to
take a special course in
steam engineering. the
language Of the fur
nacesstill remains a for
eign tongue to HIM.
And then when he steps
into natrimony and
finds himself face to
face With a series Of
little sliding doors
fsome of which should
be left open and some.
closed) and fancy
valves (some of which
should be turned on
and some Off, well,
why shouldn't he funk?
We recommend d
compulsory course in
furnace tending for the
freshman in the Do
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~ RAM RICE or dim Barnes or some.
n body else, who was born with silver
) stymie in his mouth, was saying the
other day that the reason people like
to play golf is because it teaches them to keep
their temper That may be the reason that
Grant Rice and Jim Barnes play golf, but it
isn't the reason that 999 out of every 900 golf
addicts have been pronounced incurable by the
psycho-analysts.
We have been making careful, systematic
and scientific investigation into the game of
golf and its power to make men leave home.
We have made personal observation of thou
sands of individual cases, both on the course
and in the clubhouse
And We have reached the unaterable and
indisputable conclusion that golf fastens itself
on human beings of both sexes not because it
teaches them to keep their tenpers but because
1t gives them abundant and constantly recur-
ring opportunities to lose their tempers-and
get away with it.
If you will remember back little through
your own lifetime you will discover that there
Is no pleasure in life quite comparable to get
ting thoroughly and violently mad and indulg-
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thence probably eventually on to the bitter
mood-mad sea-
The man ran beside the brook for short
time, calling it unpleasant names and prac
tlcally accusing it of grand and petit larceny
and highway robbery. The brook was faster
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than he was however, and discoyerinp tho,
chase TO be hopeless he poured forth stream
or language for which he could have been in
stantly arrested by any policeman. constable
or deputy sheriff.
This being concluded he returned to the club
house, stamping his feet into the yielding sod
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to him he takes the whole thing as lark and
washes up sink full OF dishes as though It
were special privilege. He will dump the
garbage and even take try at Frightening rp
the lnoleum If he is sure that every one in
the audience believes he is doing it for the
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CO-educdti0naI, 1t
VIII Turn Out Hus-
bands and Wives Who
VIII Be q Credit to the
Old Alma Mater

A PPbYING higher education to the
~ sacred institution Of marriage is not
IA a matter for frivolous debate Still,
if y~o, +oto +bo tL:nu So so~;o,,.,x.
The Penn's Grove record., 1922-02-17
Last Dance

The closing of the Delaware Ord
nance Depot above Penns Grove to
civilian employees was celebrated last
Friday night with a social and dance
by those who had ben employed there
the past three years, during which
time there were easy jobs. and high
salaries never dreamed of and will
linger in memories happily thru years
to come.
The big hall was attractively deco
rated.
About 200 were present to enjoy
the social event. At the close e
freshments We're served.
Irying pans and other relics Of
World War memeutoes were distri-
buted.
The shells and other ordnance sup
plies have mostly been sold as junk.
Some of the buildings have been
sold.
A few regular soldiers are now in
charge.
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Personal Mention
and Social Affairs
The Whereabouts and Doings of
Coed People You Know

Miss Jennie Allen was a weekend
guest Of Mr.. and Mrs. William Diver.
Miss Mildred Lloyd, of Woodbury.,
Heights, spent owe Sunday with
Emma c. Simkins.
Charles H. Barnart is at Southport,
N. c., with his uncle, Charles S.
Hewitt.
Mrs. John B. Whitney, of Whining
ton, visited Mrs. John NJ. Summerill
on Tuesday,
Miss May Weber, of Courses
Landing, spent Wednesday and Thurs
day with Mrs. William A. Sum-
merrill.
Mrs. Gerald Garden, of Asbury
Park, is visiting her mother, Mrs
Edward, on pitman Street.
Mrs. George L. Ziesel and children
have been visiting Mrs. Frank Har-
wod, in Woodstown.
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The Ladies' Aid Society of En-
manutl Church held a very successful
and highly enjoyable business meeting
and social, on Thursday afternoon, at
the home of Mrs. Eta Holton, SO Del
aware Avenue. After the business
games were played under the direc-
ton of Mrs. Ida Croft. Interesting
r~ecitations were given by Miss Kog-
Ter, of Washington, and Miss Meta
Jones, of Philadelphia. Miss Meta
and her father, Rev. j. Edwin Jones,
also sang some fine selections.
Delicious refreshments were served
ny the lu~heon committee. Fifty
persons We're present.
The Society will hold an all-day
meeting on Friday, March I'd.
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A Jolly Wedding

Miss Bertha Erdner, for four years
telephone operator at central, and
M. John Smithouser, Jr., ticket agent
at the railroad station, were united
in marriage Thursday evening, Feb
ruary 18th, 1922, at Emmanuel pas
sonage, by Rev. Ralph S. Carlisle.
Mr.. Albert johnson and Miss Lillian
Erdner attended them.
About twenty-six young friends
escorted them in automobiles over the
town to the tune of tin pan music
and at the Village separated them.
The trip ended by taking them to
their newly furnished home, 1874
Denny Avenue, where all made merry
until a late hour. Before leaving
they were treated by the happy
couple.
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A Birthday Party

Mrs. Mark C. Dolbow entertained
sit a tinner IN honor Of her mother,
Mrs. George Pedrick's birthday, on
Friday, February 10th.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
George Pedrick, Mr.. and Mrs. Mark
c. Dolbow, Mrs. Charles Yickery, Mrs.
Mrs. Frank Brown, Mrs. Lizzie Car
ney, of Bridgeport; Mrs. Harry j.
Schwehm, of Germantown; Mrs.
Frank Sparks, Mr.. and Mrs. George
p. Vickery, Harold Emerson, Roy
Yickery, Esther, Pauline, jeanette
and Raymond Dolbow.
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P~edricktOwn Personal
and Local Items
Interesting Happenings-o Old
mans Township

MIR. and Mrs. John Hewitt are
spending a few days as guests of Mr..
and MIS-. GAINES Sparks, IN salem.
John Burk, of Anglesea, has been
renewing acquaintance in town dur
ing the week.
AIRS. Joseph Perry is confined to
her home by a evere attack of grip.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Indie r
visiting relatives in Bridgeport.
MIR. and Mrs. d. Clay smith are
visiting Colonel and Mrs. j.. Henwood,
IN scranton, Ia.
lie glass enclosed Fe-d automo-
biles OF Mrs. Clay Snlith and John
Tussey collided near the station on
Sunday evening. The wind shields
and glass OF both machines were con-
siderabiy broken, but fortunately no
one vas injured.
Mrs. Hamilton Pedrick is seriously
i'll at her home with an attack Of flu.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Smith enter
tanned last Saturday the card club Of
which they are members. The guests
were MIR. and Mrs. Grover Justice,
MIR. and Mrs. Horace Justice, Mr.. and
Mrs. Howard Galloway ana Miss Mar
garet Body.
Three OF the public school teachers
are out sick, including Mr.. Laws, Net
tie Picken and Thelma Waters. Mrs.
George Laws, Mrs. George Justice and
Mrs. William Cunard are acting as
substitutes.
The annual Bringing in" of the
Rainy Day bags, distributed among
the members of the Ladies Aid of the
Methodist Church, will be held in Red
Mems hall, on Thursday evening, 23d.
A drama is being prepared by mem
bers of the Ladies' Aid as the program
of the evening. A general invitation
is extended to all.
Miss Rebecca Summerill, of Penns
| Grove, spent over Sunday with Miss
Elizabeth Smith.
Mrs. Deborah Kille is spending
some time in Philadelphia.
Mrs. Robert Ellis, Mrs. Joseph
and Oliver Citizens are each confined
to their homes with severe attacks of
grip.
Captain Hunter, of Hampton, New
Hampshire. was a weekend guest
with Mr.. and Mrs. D. Clay Smith.
Mark Harbeson moved to Haddon-
field on Tuesday.
A slight fire on Tuesday called out
the firemen. The blaze at the home
of Clark Harbeson was caused by the
base board igniting from an over
heated stove.
Oliver Citizens has been ill during
the week with a severe attack of hic-
coughing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Galloway
were guests over Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. William E-attson, of Audu-
bon.
Logan Tribe of Red Men will OBJ
serve the anniversary of their lodge
on Monday evening, February 27. A
three-act drama is being prepared by
members of the order as the program
sof the evening.
There was a small attendance at
the school meeting on Tuesday even
ing. Only II votes were cast, with
the following results: Jesse Dough-
ten, 10; Thomas I. Holton, 10; John
Jacobsen, 8; Harry M. Green, 7;
Emma Sparks, 6; Clay Smith, 4. The
three highest were elected for three
years. The appropriation voted to be
collected in Oldmans Township was
$14,S12.
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P. O. S. of A. Celebration

Washington Camp, Patriotic Order
Sons of America, celebrated their
twenty-fifth anniversary on Tuesday
night.
]. Milton Featherer acter as master
of ceremonies and had a fine program
arranged for the occasion.
The Grand Lodge officers were
present and they were greatly i'm
pressed with the splendid manner in
which the affair was conducted.
The regular business session of the
Lodge was held in the Lodge room.
After that was over Professor Barton,
the magician of Salem, gave some
clever stunts that delighted all and
his part of the program was too short
to please the enthusiastic audience,
He was accompanied by Mr.. and Mrs.
Firman Fox, of Salem, whose vocal
selections and sketches were much n
ioyed. The Liberty Fire Company
Band, of Penns Grove, furnished some
god music and were considered n
of the features of the evening.
One of the unique features of the
program was the reading of the ORR
ginal minutes of the Lodge.
Refreshments were served after the
entertainment consisting of chicken
salad, fried oysters and other GOOD
things. Tt was a very enjoyable affair
throughout and those who arranged
it and carried il to . successful finish
feel proud Of their Efforts.
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Cnarlntte Hall. Teacher.

Charlotte Hall, teacher.
The 8th, grades are working on the
problem of GLOW the Constitution be
ranae TIE supreme law Of the land.'
The problem has led to the study OF
the origin Of the two parties, and
Builders of Our Country" George
Washington is the man of interest at
present.
The Current Events Glass are fin
ishing the study of the achievements
of the Washington Conference.
Thirty pupils have received the title
of esquire" of the Modern Health
Crusade by faithfully performing
health chores for the month.
Boys in Scout drill-Lewis Snyder,
Raymond Hutchinson, Justice Lloyd
Carroll Green, Clay Flanagan, Mervin
Johnson, George Reign, Harold Will
kie, George Birch, Arthur Denny, Mil
ton Gruff, Harry Adams.
An entertainment in honor of Lin
coins Birthday was given by pupils
of the Grammar Grades on Monday.
An orchestra consisting of the fol
lowing boys played appropriate music:
Clay Flanagan, Eugene Compton, Car
roll Green, Edward Cummings. jan
nette tanning at the piano.
Violin solo, Dreams Of Home, by
Jacob Krovtz.
Duet, Catherine Miller JEANETTE
tanning.
A sketch, preparing a Program"
Included. Life of Lincoln Tribute,
Stories of His Life, Gettysburg
Speech.
My Captain, Boy Scout Flag Drill.
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z. {. NLCDOIIET, WHO vas titCItU
last year resigned, but not in time for
the vacancy to be advertised. Lemuel
Fl. Peacock received 143 votes, but
not legally.
The Board has elected Mr.. Peacock
to fill the vacancy until the next cleo
ton.
The amount voted to be raised by
taxation in. the Township for schools
was S32,50o and $4,000 for Manual
Training.
Mr.. Kaiser is general superinten-
dent of the service department at the
Dye Works. Mr.. Burdick is in the
engineering department.
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Cantata Given By NJ. E. Church

""The~ Queen Calendar at HOme'
was presented on Tuesday evening,
IN the Auditorium of the ~ by the
Methodist Church, with Miss Alberta
Hanes, supported by a cast Of tewnty-
four.
Miss Zanes, attired in white with a
gold crown, took the part Of the
Queen. The twelve months were rep
resented by as many girls in different
colored dresses of crepe paper, each
carry a basket of flowers appropriate
to the month she represented.
These parts were taken ~ Lillian
Brooks, Anna Roberts, May Curley,
Elizabeth Hutchinson, Elizabeth Bruce,
Margaret Nelson, Mary Nelson,
Blanche and Louise Stack, Florence
Hgowen. Inez Kelly and Kathryn
Brittenharn.
The part Of the Sunbeam, in pale
pink and yellow, was taken by Mamie
Eow; that Of the Raindr0p, by Mar
garet Booty; the Snowflake, in white,
by Margaret Kelly.
The Noon childrenzDaniel Peter
son, Fanny McQuilken, Elisha Vincent
and Margaret Fair, clad in simple
white suits end carry a 'moon-face''
to represent the various phases, sang
a catchy little song.
The part Of the "Four Winds" was
taken by Alice Brannen, Sara Louns-.
bury, Kathryn MI md Grace Til
ton. end the 'Tla,T Bearers were
l and Maybelle Kicker.
Rev, G. K Noora delivered e'Eha.
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Penns Grove Wins a Game

The basket ball team of Penns
Grove High School have been handi-
canned for suitable indoors room to
practice. Last Friday the Beacon
Collepe team, of Wilmington, came
over and contested with our boys on
the Y foor. Carneys Point. Penns
Grove won, IS { -.
The Penn's Grove record., 1922-02-17
UPPER PENIS NECK

There was a large number present
at the school meeting Tuesday evening
in Lafayette School House. Edwin
Leap was reelected and two new mem
bers for three years. Mrs. Dorothy
T. Herbert was elected for one year
to fill the vacancy caused by the re
moval Of Roland Peet.
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Hannah A. SummeriIl, Teacher
The following pupils haEe not been
absent during the month of January:
George Adams, George Cawley,
Robert Fenton, Samuel Friedman,
Clinton Justice, William Martell, Ma
saveIl Young, Howard Nixon, George
Hogan, Earl Raine, Dora Whitesell,
Marie Wood, Minerva Cummings,
Emma Trumbull.
Emma Trumbull has been present
each day since school began.
Spellers-Marie Wood, Marie Henry
Sarah Gosiin, Giles Boughter, Earl
Raine. Albert Jones, Minerv9 Cum
mings, Dora Whitesell, Clinton JUS
tice, George Adams.
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Prof. Merritt jenkins was CHAIRMAN
of the meeting and Walter Edgar
secretary.
The amount asked for to be raised
by taxation for school purposes for
the next school year, beginning July
1, was 1923, 900. That amount received
ZIG, and $4,000 received z votes.
S21 GOD was raised last year.
The increase is necessary because
the Borough received less money from
the State School tax That is because
the dupont Company was taxed less
by about seven millions last year. The
tax is raised on valuations In the
County and distributed on the num-
Der of teachers and attendance of
pupils.
For the school year July, 1920-21,
the Borough received $~17,784.47- For
the year 1921-22, ~S11,232.10.
Walter A. Hunt read the report of
the receipts and expenditures The
receipts were $40,273.07, and expendi-
lures were S32, S07.35, leaving a ball
ance Of STAGE 70. There is still due
from State railroad tax $~1171.11, and
from Andrew Jackson's surplus e v
enue SCOOPS.
The balance last June 30th was
S1155.3O. This was because of bor-
rowing $1,000 for thirty days until
money anne in. Really there was a
shortage of SS44.70.
Balance at meeting was S~19,SS3.42.
Estimated deficit next June 3Cth,
$500.
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Goals
To49l

Tpe Penns Grove boys will go to
Philadelphia. to play at the Univer-
sitv. aaainst MT. Carmel (Pa.) High
School on Saturday morning on the
boat. They viii take the floor at
3 o'clock ard hone to make a good
showing aqainst Tire coal Primers, who
corle from a town of 10000.
The Penn's Grove record., 1922-02-17
Large Turnout
AT School Election
Eight Candidates, But Slate Won
By Safe Majorities

At the election held last Tuesday
evening there was IN unusually large
turnout of voters. Three hundred
and eight ballots were cast for per-
sons to be members of the Board of
Education. Three were to be elected
for three years.
The terms of Simon Cunningham,
Harry S. Barber and Hollis F. Ash
craft expired. Mr.. Cunningham and
Barber and Edward H. Keen, Jr,, ran
on one ticket and won because the
votes were seattred between five other
candidates. The votes were as fol-
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A Party

A party was given on Wednesday
evening by Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Wells
to a number of their friends. A de-
lightful evening was spent singing,
dancing, playing games and in a jolly
social time, after which a tempting
array of good eats" for which Mrs.
Wells is noted, were served.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
Chester Errico, Mr.. and Mrs. c. S.
Bailey, Mr. and Mrs. VIM. V. Lowe,
Mr. and Mrs. o. Pennington, Mr.. and
Mrs. A. w. Wells, and the Misses
Sallie and Helen Bailey, of Carneys
Point; Mr.. and Mrs. M. Clair, Mr.. and
Mrs. Lee Layton, of Penns Grove;
M. and Mrs. Calvin Leech, of Gibbs
town, and Messrs. Shelley and Lacey
Beale, of Camden.
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Grammar School

Lis1 of Best Spoilers. Grade 8
8 A-Byron Dorlon, Isabella Eek
|Bey, Averil Hunt, Raymond Hutchin-
son. Ralph Greer, George Kelly, An
gelina Colantuono, Dorothy INDY,
Minnie Zebocker, Ruth Holman.
8 B-Mary Fredericks, Kenneth
Springer, Mary Davis, Mae Sparks,
Josephine Maconi, Jesse Wilson, Ed
ward Cummings, Dorothy Smith, Myra
Edwards, John Kelly.