Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-05

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Better b. merry with the fruitful grape
II Than sadder after none, or bitter fruit
NURSERY VERSE.
Hey diddle didde
The Crabb's the First Fiddle
He soemnly packed up his pen.'
But
The book corner LATED
To such sport
We've had our own colyum since then.
Nut note-He really uses Laprona
A BARE" OF A STORY.
New York male dancer and girl vaudeville
beadliner have been married. He became infatu-
ated with her when he saw her playing golf IN her
bare feet
II he calls on her Just after she has washed her
head and finds her sitting on the porch IN the sun
old kimona and still feels that she is the one girl
it's case of real love- on his part at least and Will
endure forever.
OBSERVATION OF THE OLDEST INHABrTANT.
can remember when mother kept the curtains
to the sttin windows pulled down except
when company came as she was a1ralo tne sun
would ruin the carpet uo,>,a
life Is JUST ONE THRILL AFTER ANOTHER
Mrs Cora Kmer went to the mail box Saturday
and called at Mrs. Neffs.
--victory,N. M, Correspondence in Dss Moines
wux wax sincul, mite say to how these
fappers impress me-
She has a kind face--funny kind.
Lovely hair-all three of them
Dotins eyes-aus looking at each other.
GRANpPA JAzzABoUT'
with short hair and no backs to fasten. why
III cir lie have nj mr.
YOU MIGHT ENJOY THE sandwiches
ALONG THE BEACH.
long to HE myself away to some far distant
isle where no lives. where ships ne'er call, to
rest and bide awhile I'm tired OF reading all the
slush served daily by the press-of Peggy Joyce
her love affairs and all the Stiman mess; of wives
who sally forth and shoot their husbands full OF
holes and husbands who secure their joy by kick
ing wives for goals of Mathilde and her love af-
fair with Max, the big Swiss cheese; Of Valentino
Hollywood and all such things as these: I'd like tic
separate myself from all this daily strife and in
matched hut meath the palms, to lead the simple
RACHEL v1NDsAY.
A woman's complexion is quite likely to be as
bad as it is painted
OVERHEARD IN THE JOURNAL OFFICE.
From among typewriters and the portraits of BAN
tamweights,
II should like to have good story
From the bowl of the corncob;
Go out and dig it up"
Again from the sanctum OF Ponce Gazette dcmol
selles
"Umph. Don't want dead one"
William Weser has announced his candidacy fol-
the democratic nomination for governor in Colo
RADIO. No, he is not related to Bud"
HES GOT EN- ALL FADED.
An eastern Roarian being shown the city
He amused himself by reading the store signs. Afte
going by La Tienda Parata La Tenda de Salamon
! La Tenda de Jul!aucito an La Tienda Mas Barata
1 he turned to the driver and said:
Sweet spirits OF nitre, This guy Tienda mus
be the New Mexico Woolworth.
The style hounds who haunted the station plat
east found that the prevailing mode yellow
printed arm bands and cardboard boutonnieres.
WELL. OF COURSE. THE INVIGORATING Gil
| MATE SHOULD RECEIVE FULL CREDIT
! FOR IT'S PART IN THE GROWTH,
But, TO BE HONEST. DON HAD
TAKEN OUT HIS EYE THE
NIGHT BEFORE AND LAID
1T ON THE MULTIPLE
CATION TABLE.
Dear Don:
i I deeply moved last Monday morning whel
read your pathetic little jingle about the ten it'll
nursery bacteria, who dwindled to But ! wisi
you would explain how this one could have mil
lion offspring in the course OF a few hours. o
cilmen discussing proposal to buy dozen gondola
and place them the lagoon, and of the cit
fathers came forward with the suggestion that, II
the interest OF economy, they buy pair of gondola
and let nature take its course. But in the o
the bacteria the tribe have been multiple
by he, she it, the case may be. single handed
EATON B. GOING.
O.