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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
NEW YORK
STOCKS.


New York, Feb. 16.-CalI money
was plentiful at per cent on the
stool exchange today, the lowest in
itiai rate in several weeks. regardless
OF heavy Withdrawals of government
deposits from local banks. Alternate
reactions and r~ecoveries occurred in,
leading stocks during the morning,
motors and selected specialties being
most erratic. American ice fell ] "a
points, but quickly recovered. Stude-
baker, Chandler and Pierce Arrow
were under pressure as the result Of
the, reports Of furahcr cuts in the au-
trade. Buying Of seasoned
rails. especially Southern Pacific. At
Gibson II Reading stabilized prices
again at noon. .-..-
Apart from tho copper issues. which
suffered from profit taking sales fol-
lowing yesterdays late upward squirt,
the general market moved forward.
especially Mexican Petroleum., which
sold al n gain Of three points, touch
ing its highest price for tho year.
General Electric improved almost two
points. United States government war
bonds touched considerably higher
levels. Liberty first tours mounting
SO points TO $3.50 and the first 4 LAS,
70 points to 1884.
Contrary to general expectations
lowering of the Bank of England dis
count rate was without Visible influ-
encr upon prices at tho opening of
today's stock market. Gains and
losses We're evenly distributed. With
the exception OF American Locomo-
tive. which broke ] IA points on the
first transaction, changes were limit
ed TO fractions. The list developed
a firmer ton within the first half
hour en- buying of leading oils and
shippings, especially Mexican Petro-
ieun1 and Mercantile Marine prefer
red and American International.
PRODUCE.
New York. Feb. 16.-Butter steady
to firm; receipts 1926: creamery
higher than extras 80 to 80; crea merry
extras 80 score 50; creamery firsts
IS to 81 score, 80 TO 371-2.
Eggs firm: receipts 2O,l95A Fresh
gathered firsts SO TO 40:
Cheese firm; receipts ! l4T: state
w~hole\nilk flats. fresh specials 20 to
2l; ditto average run 1912; state
whole milk. fresh twins, specials 90
to 2p l-2; ditto average ran ~ IL
I - -
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
POTATOES.


Minneapolis. Feb. LEU. S. Bu-
reau OF Observation-Disclosures. light
wire inquiry. demand and movement
light; table stock market slightly
weaker: seed stock market firm.
Sandland district carloads +. O. b.. us
ual erms Minneapolis-St. Paul rate,
sacked cwt. U. S. No.71 Round Whites
1.55 to 100; seed stock, mixed cars
sacked cwt Triumphs 2.7O to go:
Cobblers $50 I Q $50; Burbanks 1.T5
10 1.91.
Red River Valley District carloaAs
II. O.. b.. usual terms, Moorhead rate,
sacked cwt. z. $. No. ! Red River
.Ohios l.50 to 1.60.
EIA)lYk-
Minneapolis, Feb. 1G.--Fionr nm
changed TO 20 cents higher; in carload
lots. family patents quoted at 8.36
40 $50 4 barrel in 9s pound cotton
sacks. Shipments s4s1es barrels.
Bran $500 to 600.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

the worst thing about "A bore is
hat it is almost impossible to insult
MIN.
Many a man becomes weary from
trying to dodge people who make him
tired.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
FOOT SPECIALISTS

DIR. j.. c. ANsoN. FOOT SPECIALIST.
Tired. aching feet relieved inatanLy.
tlngroWinE nails and bunions treated
Corns aLt Warts removed. PAinlsJea
Treatment. Arches In stock to at all
feet. Over Drug Store. srd M De.
:. wars Ave- Phone 1850.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
CHICAGO GRAIN TABLE,
SUGAR
49,

~.
New York. Feb. 15.-The raw sugar
market was steadier early today and
spot prices of Cybas were established
on the basis of 2 Lice, cost and
freight, equal to 1857 for centrifugal
with sales of 10000 bags of old crop
nnal.
There was a fair trade in raw SUI
gar futures and prices ut midday
were unchanged to one point net
higher.
The market for refined was quiet
and with prices unchanged to Ten
points lower. all reflners o listing
at $500 for fine graduated.
Refined futures were without trans
actions.
Sugar futures closed steady: APP.
proximate sales 1890 tons; March
sells: May sass: July s2.53: Sep
TENDER sass,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
HOUSES FOR RENFS

GOOD HOMES FOR SALE-1OHN
Boe Co. Established 1905.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. Feb. 16.-tU. S. Bureau Of
Markets)@attle receipts 1900, beef
steers steady to strong: carly top 800;
bulk beef steers, 100 to S1.10; fat she
stock. calves and stockers and feeders
steady; n and cutters weak TO
lower; bulls strong; bulk fat she stock
4 rs to. SIS; sbulk beef bulls APPS to
4.5O; bolognas largely 3.75 to 400. =.
"nl1og receipts $1,000: fairly active
mostly IS to IS cents higher than yes7
teruay's average; big packers holding
back! top 1910 or $50 TO $50 pouna
averages: bulk $40 to 1890; pigs
mostlS"25 to SO cents higher; bulk de-
si'abie 100 to l20 Founders 900 to
1925: some stronger weights $50 to
1000. ~ -#",%- " r.
Sheep receipts 10000: slow. steady
to strong; sellers mostly, asking high
or; fat lamb to packers early 1900
to 15.25; best not sold; good silorn
lambs 1890; choice handywcight ewes
$50. 1 ta'", IS. :. -.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

$1,000 = HOUSE TO TRADE FOE :.
small houses. r. A. Fladeland.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
HOUSES o SALE

City property-i1omes and building lots.
e The Webster Agency. Est s1S22. +.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
ACCOUNTANTS

Tax SPECIALISTS. " -
$40 NV. Natl. Blk. Bldg. Phbne SAW
p. x RICHARD DoUGHEkTY q CO. .
Chartered Observation-Disclosures Feder-
~ al and State Tax Service |
Councillors.
s01-s N. W. Natl Bank Blk. Pnoae l61
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
CASH SALES.

CASH SALES.
Chicago. Feb. 16.-Whea.--No. 3
red, Si:S7 Is; No. . hard, $1.33 Ia
.M1.33 ga. e"
Corn-No. . mixed, 81 l-4W SIS; No.
. yellow. ST l-2M5S IA.
oats-No. = white, 1904 5-4; No.
s white. sc 1-2mST.
Rye-No. ., S1.04.
Barley. 5S@66.
Timothy seed. s5.O0m7.5O./
Glover seed. s12.O0M 22.0O.
Pork ro-'~~l. FL.
Lard. $r1.2o. &U
Ribs, -. Hts, - ~
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

BRUNSWICK HOTEL. NEWLY DEC
GRATED rooms. by day or week. Rates
eaSOnAh e. 40 .Et, : .hE
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

Chicago. Feb. 16.--Butter easy. re-
ceipts $3.50 t,tbs: cree merry extras IS
IL: frsts 31@35; seconds 2SM3o;
standards "a.
Cheese unchanged.
Eggs higher, receipts 1857 cases:
1irsts =. . IL; ordinary iirsls IS IL;
seconds 320g33: miscellaneous "a 81
1-2. ~ p
Poultry alive, lower: fowls %;
springs p5; ROSTERS 16.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

BY MARCH THE 1ST-4 FURNISHED
: rooms FOR rent, downstairs. Phone
1221-W.a gts I - .ttaht .=E Il
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
POTATOES.

Chicaeo. Feb. 16.--Potatoes, steday:
receipts 33 cars; total United States
shipments 4S7; Wisconsin sacked
round whites 1.70M1.9O; few fancy at
$1.S5 cwt.: Wisconsin bulk round
whites $500 M2.10 VT; Minnesota
and North Dakota sacked ound
whites $1.65@l.75 cwt.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

9. AND 4 ROOM FLAT, FURNISHED
or. UNFINISHED. Steam heat. 401 S.
Srd,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

GROOM HOUSE ON. DBMERS AVE
tional Bank, East Grand Forks, .iinn.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

MODERN HOUSE FOR RENT -
rooms and sleeping porcbf All mod
ern. Hot water heat, Phone lO4 or
4G1. $50. ~ $50 w..
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

HOUSE FOR RENTAL MODERN
but heat. sos N. 3rd. l.. G. r. Phone
246O-W. -...I IT,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

THREE FRONT ROOMS FOR RENT
in Birkholz Block. Colton-ATi1der
Grocery Co. u
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
FURNITUKE

PRACTICALLY NEW DESK AND
~ swivel chair. Golden pal finish.
Mast be sold before March 1st. Price
I $25. 00.. Write, Sl9 Herald. II
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16
SHOE REPAIRING

THE SHOE HosPffAL-MpsT MOD
era shoe repair shop In lrand Forks.
ice. John soi:and. Prop, Cor. Sth and
DeMers Ave.. Grand Forks, N. Oak.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

fl TASST CLASS SHOE REPAIRING
Bee Shoe Shop. sN7 .DeAders Ave.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-02-16

SEND YOUR SHOES BY PARCEL POST
Grand Forka. Tor hrst class repairing.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

- MbgeIebnt. - Gin @ar.
tenbeIiber, ser iid aa@ literarii4
bei@aftigt, bringt Dem gteoafteur
oes @oGenbletteS alS &urioiitat ei-
men 5ebn Nfl1no idmeren &oblfopf,
CEN 6ieier idmun5eln6 in @mpfans
nimn1t un6 6ariiber cine fur3e Mo-
ti5 in ieiner 3eitung bringt. Sci
Ger n1hiten @elegenheit paet eS Ser
erfoIgrei9e @emiiie5iidter, cine flei-
ne Mobeue por5ulegen, 6ie CT geraoe
bolen6et bat. Ser &e6afteur 5udt
sic M6ieln: uMit iol6em &obl BIN
i9 lei6er rei6lih %ber1eben; aber
tperr Gie 1naI iuieher einen friidet
&oblfopf baben = 2"
= Die SrMb1niteber n.
ySS@6> berite6e nidt," iagte sic Sran
Mp6tbefer our Srau &an5leirat,
u1pie sic eS BEL unieren beutigen
Notwithstanding fertig brin'
gen, oab Str Ma6den ieoen Mor'
gen 10 fritz aufltebt Unto ME ner'
ib1qft." (
50, 6as lit iebr einfad, ib babe
tie crit engagiert, nab6em Tie mir
er5ab1t bate, DOB uni er 0fil4mann
ibr Sdab it'll"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

- getra@tung. gater:: IS
1T bod merf,piiroig, mas fie beut.
5atag' aues erfin6en! BUM 19reib'n..
baben's idon a Mal6in' nno gum.
rednen baben's audi idon pelde:
Mntter, gum Sobn: Siebit,. g.
berl, Die iin6 bait 1odber fur 1olhe
2eut', bie in ser 5dul' nir >g'lernt
baben.
5ebr ridtig.. Su1tge
@ansfrau: 2ieber Srar3, moran er.
fennt man benr, OF eine Cans jung
o6er alt lit?
Monn: Sin Ben 8dbnen.
S%ousfrou: Die @anS bat bod
feline 3abne.
Mann: Mber id!
- &augfrauen Sam.
mer. uS0re, Mannl Mit Der
adtbe iIt's nidt mebr gum 4uSbal-
ten. S1 bier @oden bot lie IN Der
Slide allies fur3 uto Helm gef9la.
gen - rlr bas 8rennbol3 nidt!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

= Das CUTE 8eiipie1. =
ST.: uSagen Sic NAL, intereiiiert
Sic 6enn 6as 10 iehr, oaB sic tag'
lib in Sen 8oologiiGen @arten lau.
fen, um ii6 oie Siitterl1ng Ser
&al1btiere an5uieben?"
g.: uSo, miien Gle, mein Ma-
gen 1T felt Ginger !8eit niht in
Or6nnng = 6as @i{en min mir
nibt ibmcden. @cnm ib aber Sic
8ie1ter 10 idlingen iebe, friege i6
ie6esmal einen Mieienappetit."
8etHeritol5 &erunter-
%gefommener 2ebemann (berd6tlid
auf Die 5erriiienen 5dube 6es neben
i'm iitenoen @efabrten bltden6):
u@etp0bnli9es @i9sle0er. met
nc 8eben euden menigltens aus
2adi@uben,"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
uno iieb ga, glei6 min eS ibm
gliiden,
cid al erbe6en oDne &riiden,

= @d1ou. = st.: ~@ie boit
bu baS bloB fertig gebra9t, oaB
oeine Grau ieit einiger 8eit ltets
11adoibt, tue111 ibr eu6 ltreitet?"
s.: u@an5 einfa3. &em uir
beioe NAL redt 5ornig iin0, Damn
ltene id MIDI 6ireft Dor meme 5rou
bim laife meine 8ornesm1sbriIde
iiber itc ergcben unb = lade oa5l,."
ST.: v@&aS, 6u laGlt oo5u?"
s.: vJreili6! Mcine 6rou bot
ndmli@ eiirn1al ooS Sprid0ort:
n@ute oi6 Dor einem Mann, Der
int 8orne laden fonn" geleien l1no
bos fat iie ii6 f%oloiial beber5igt."
= Bielberipre6eno =
SD BIN nidt abgeneigt, Sic als
Chauffeur 5u e:,gog!eren; fonnen
Sie mir &eferen5en geben?"
u@r1t in IA Sagan! Golange
muB mcin friiberer @err nod int
&ranfenbauie b!eiben!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

= Gin nrteiI. Gin edit
Ter elmer Ga65ei9eni9ule batte
m6bren6 6es nnterri6ts einem ar-
oeren, Ser i'm feline 3ei6nung ber-
BORDEN, cine Sbrfeige gegeben. GeS-
balb our 8e%ranttuortlng Dor 6as
9ebrerfoueg ge5oge11, ,e%r0ffnet Ser
Direftor, ein iobialer, otter Serr>
Die Bodybuilding NIT Ser Mufforoe=
rung an Sen S6iiler, Sic Sa6e 5i1
er5ablen. uS6 bate" begann oer,
iel6e, ueben oie 3eidn11tg, fir mel=
DIE fid Ser &err &rofeiior interei-
lierte, bollenoet, als mein Mitidu=
Ter Tie mir 6urd eine1 Stri6 Der
oarb, nno 3D."
Scum, 90 baben sic ibm 6od
glei6 cine redte Maulidele gege-
ben?!"l brauit ser alte 9ireftor auf,
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

= Gin gei6eiter GOT,
tor. = uSirt, unIer @iebooftor
1T a g'ideiter &erl, @ie i6 i'm
gu meiner franfen Sui g'bolt bab',
Dat ct mir a Mittel peri6rieb'n
uno g'iagt: @enn sos nit bilft,
na@ber bifft gar nir mebr. Tins
ribtig: am on6ern Sag mar Sic Sui
bin."
= &robates Mitte1. Srau
g.: u8aS i6 oeS MabtS 0ur6 0aS
i9redli9e 99narben meines @an-
mes auSlteben muB, 6as lit uner-
tragli6. @ibt eS oenn 6afiir gar fein
Mittel?
Jrau 5611ei6er: n@iiien gie
mas? 8in6en sic ibm 6ob cine
Ml1n0barmonifa unter 6ie Maie =
Damn baben 9ie Sic i6onlte Mulif!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

Gin @oge1freunb. SIN
falten @inter, 90 beibt eS: v@eoe1.
fet Ser Bogel!"
usSa, ridtig, beiorgen Sic mir
sod gu morgen mittag 5fpei iunge
9ubner."
= 8orIaut. &err: uWie alt
find sic, Sral1lein @mmD??"
Die fleine Crete: Set @mmD if.
rem %. @cburtstag Eatte, baben mir
i'm ni6t mie6er gefeiert."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
- DrudfebIer. ~Serr SUI

= DrudfebIer. ~Serr Su-
Der blieb ieinem @egner gegeniiber,
Der i'm fortmdbreno yanielte, gard
paiiip. @ogar, als i'm 6ieier eine11
Sdafsfopf nannte, bl0dte er ib1.
11ur niten6 an."
= ge6enfIi@. st.: rgfa, bat
Sbre Trau neulid iebr geidolten
alS sic 10 ipat beimfamenS?"
g.: Sd bin nod nit einem
blauen Muge oapon gefommen."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
: g don genug eltraft

= @9on genug sc ltraft
gerteioiger Geinen &lienten, Ser itd
ipegcn zines 9eliftes ein Sabr bnrh
GIu9t Sen Mrmen Ser @eredttgfeit
ent5ogea Bate. pertei0igeno): Meine
&erren! Sd bite, 6en Mngefagten
frei5uipreden. @ie i6 ielblt aus
ieinem Mun6e gebort babe, bat er
fi6 sic gauge 3eit nod ser Sllt6t
Bel ieiner S9miegermutter anfge-
balten.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
MiBber1tGn 6niS. ISL

- MiBberitan6ntS ~sie
lpiinIden?"
vMeinen 11el1et1 @eperbei9e!11
mo9te i6 einl0ien> mein Slater ltebt
orauben."
n@as fat oenn SIR goter babel
an tun?"
sea, III ser 3uididung betBt es
ood: Gle baben bel @mpfang oeS
,,eue11 S6eines Sbren alten mit5u-
bringen."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
@b

= Sungge.ie1Ien @bi.
loiopbie. v@alten sic biel bon
elmer langen Electromagnetic"
vMber iider! Sc langer mal1
perlobt lit, 0eito fIr5ere 3eit I'll
man bo9 berbeiratetl"
- &ege 8bontaiie. vMber.
MdnnGen, sic 5uppe martet idpn
10 lange auf 6id! @ieb bod, mit
flebeno lie oid aus ibren- 6ettaugen
an1daut!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

- Ser Eenor. - Genor:
sd min mid Inn ben Breis fir
2ebensretter betDerben."
Sic: nSaben Sic benn ieman-
Sem oas 2chen gerettctt??"
CT: uSa! Sic feline 8anfiers-
todter moute iib oas2eben nebnen,
penn i'd fie nidt beiraten mirbe. g,
u1o 90 bnb' ib iie erbort."
-Dns tmbtige Ma66e n.
uMein Got, sic baben ia 90 eine
gon5e Maiie 8eugniiie. Da foln11en
.5ie ia bel ie6er 9erridaft fanm
pier5ebn Gage getpeien ieinl"
.geiAt tpabr! Da iebn's gt1doige
bJrau, tpie fiih bic Danle11 Inn mid
gerincn babea.1
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

= 81 I'll u0enfen sic nl1r> Sral1
Mabbarin, mein Mann trinft feinet
Gropfen @alier mebr."
u@esbalb Denn?"
Scr Mr5t bat linn gelagt, er
bobe cine eiierne Son ltitution, unI
%, fiir9tet er, er tonne innerlid
berroIten. "
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
: Wahres @se d. d I d e n.

.E..
80 Wnbres ~@efGidtden.
Ole ltnrf erfdltete 5blpiegprmltter
fom1nt auf einigs Moden 81 Be-
iu9, Sd ibr Ser Mr5t auftDerdloe~
ru11g perorbnet batte.
gi1lige Set na6 ibrer Nnfnnft
felt iib audi bel ibrem S6mieger-
John beftiger @dnupfen Elm, u1lo
sic alte Game lit beforgt, oaB iif
6ie Mnitedung berborgerufen babe.
Ser fleine Mar1 aber ipri6t ibr
Groit 5u, in6em er meint: u@rob-
mama, an Yapns 59nupfen fannit
ou ia gar feine Sdulo baben; 8opa
iagte geItern ielbit, er Bate oanals
i6on sic Scale bon gebabt, als er
borte, boB ou fommea m%iroeitl"
=
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

@irt: ultnten e|}en iie &aien-
bratelt, 1tno oas Malefi5pieb % auf
m Dah mia11t in eine1n fort. -
Sebt betBt's idnen ein @noe MAIDEN,
IT. nod sic. @aite %auhnerfiam uer.
6en."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
5; m gbeoter. g., !

S gbeater. 9, nit
tenb: rSbr 9pernglas lit mir 10
fraftig auf bie 9Mbnerangen &C.
fanen, boB id Sic 5terne I'M Stint
mel eeieben babe!!" s..
81: yDob mei1 @log 10 frdftig 1T,
muBte i'd gar nift!
- 5hiIIereTer Batter.
gormun6: SD riet Sbnen- bel mel.
mem lestd, 8eiude, SIRE oltrd
ua10 bur6 permabrlolte 9odter elmer
8efernngsanltalt 5n iibereeben.
l1no nun bore i6, BOB 6as innge
Mabden 5ur @ubns degangen it'll
8ater:: yMber Die 8ii1ne lit bod
mad gdiuer cine mpralifde Belle
rungsan1talt!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
@hpmeibIih g hIau

= y DeDe1bIIWe . ~ z.
Treunoin: vDu giblt oeinen1
Manne INNER nod, pen11 ct beln''
fommt, einert &uB?"
Sunge 6rou: Sd mub bod fon'
trouieren, Oh er gefneipt bot"
= MusoerSn frnftions
2eutnant: rMel6e Stele
r1i1nmt scr @err &auptmann ein?"
Mefrut: Mebriben6beels Ole Dor
ser &ompagnie.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

5rou @ot 8mit die rer Commit unoerbefftt in oe Slide 1 umo
ertoppt ibren aeann, me CT gera6e Ser bmbiden &od)in emen trdfigen
r@dmota eb): .9n otter eiel iontet o5 i@amen" i4reit fife i'm an
nno our a0din gepenoek meint iiM: "uao Sic @ie 1sidtfmioe@ Nerlon
tpeoer in ser &m5e beub, oub einen ab gebenl"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
8osbah
"glue @etter, .Scr1berih, @ie rel

"91ue @etfer, Sc11berlH, gle re1z
ten?"
Didter rSSn, semi!iermoben
Begoius, glauben gar ntft, tpas
mir beim Meiten fir sprabtpole IT,
ri1de @infdue fommen!"
uMber Menid, bas miiiien ia ales
Ghuttelreime mer6en!"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
&eimselemdtet.

6reun6: @s 9ibt 6ob tpobl 8eden, no Sbnen aa @aoe oo9 nd)s
einfalt.
S ter: Mema1s, ieoer gnblif erinnet an irgeno etpas, @is 5nt
geHpel ant geologic.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

,@err goltiefrctGir, tpe1tn ih nod
Ionge porten mub, lpir6 1nein So.
1iiiu1 un1no6ern."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
Ser. &ea1iH.

umamo, 2utber Ssrbrannte ne
8uue;; marum?"
CT tpollte 5eieen DOB er 6aoor
ni9t bonge iuar."
sea, if batte SEN @umen CRIT
felt gemodt un6 6ann geldladtet
I'm = uifge5elien."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

Sic, &err Nadbar, iagen's MIR
nal, tparum bargt 6enn oaS 8ilo
10 idief 90?
Sea, leben 5ie oent nidt, bob es
cuff Ser linfen Seite biel idmerer
it, als anf Ser re6ten.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
Gin bieoerer Mrbeiter.

v53tpee Abren, MG11nefen, 6as lit
mir beroadtig! &omrnen Se mal
Mit!"
.mie 10 oenn? sd Bit 119rnra@er,
@err Shuklnanr, un FAB ie 6od)
11ur our g}eparatur mitienommen."
u@r1m nelm id &c a1h NIT
sic ioqen ooe5 repariert uereen."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11

Sui 6em@ a e. u@ie-
biel foitet oenn Elm &ub BEL Sbnen>
@na6iglte?"
nnGen fonnen @ie gar ni&t be-
6oblen!""
rMa, ontiquarii6 fann er 6ob
nidt on511 teuer iein?"
= Gine 2eitung. st.: Sum,
,pie melt lit 6eine grfinorng?
g.: 3iemlid fertig. Mir gebt
muir nod SOS 5dtpangrao i'm &opfe
6erum, audi babe id ein @entil int
Muge, 6aS an5rbringen mir ant
Screen liegt. = 81 It oie grfinolng
erIt fertig, Damn babe i6 6as 8atent
10 gut mie in ser Sano. @alo miro
lie in aller 2eute Malnoe fem, uno
Elm ieoer miro 6arob 6ie S6ren
ipiBen.
Z" Hf
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-08-11
8ei1t ainberar5t.

Ser fIeine Selma: Mi@t
lpaGr, Sic miiiien nod lange lerne11,
bis sic groBe Menf6en b%eba1oeln
birfen!?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-12-20
SAYING 1T WITH BOOKS

From the New York Telegram.
An expert writing on books as
holiday gifts lays downs the follow
ing proposition:
A book as gift is compli-
ment to the receiver and very
intimate message from the giver.
1t will be "a message from the
giver for many MONTHS it will
not perish as many fragile pres
ents do. Books solve many prob
lens for the Christmas shopper
wondering what to buy.
But it is necessary to consldel
the receiver very carefully. Burton
author of "The Book Hunter" hac
a large house built in his back gar
den, in which he used to bury vol
umes sent to him which he did mo-
know what to do with. There is {
well known collector in this city who
has locked room in which he put
out of sight unwelcome tributes Of
this sort from his misguided friends
Robert Browning in one of hi:
poems consigns a gift book to :;
shelf with the announcement thai
he will leave it there to "dry ro
in peace till the Judgment day
The fact is that books may be q
embarrassing as some wedding pres
ents unless the donor knows tn,
taste of his victims.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-12-20
KELLER DODGES THE ISSUE

Representative Keller of Minnesota has
ignored a subpoena requiring him to give
sworn evidence in the impeachment charges
he brought against Attorney General Daugh-
erty. He withdrew in dramatic fashion
from the hearings before the House judici-
airy committee, declaring that bare
faced" attempt had been made to white
wash" the attorney general. AS one of the
persons chiefly responsible for the inyestiga-
ton of Mr.. Daugherty's conduct in office,
the gentleman from Minnesota rests under
the obligation of seeing the matter through.
If there is any basis for his fourteen
points," the public is entitled to know what
it is, while if they are not founded on fact,
it is only fair to the attorney general that
he be given an opportunity to clear himself.
Mr.. Keller has endeavored to create public
scandal and has gravely reflected on men,
Der of the cabinet. He cannot dodge the
issue by censuring the House committee and
claiming that he is not getting square deal.
Such an attitude merely strengthens the inn
preston that he is taking advantage of hts
position as a member Of Congress to court
the spotlight.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-12-20
AN OUTSIDERS OPINION

No doubt, Senator Lodge and Senator
Reed Of Missouri, will heartily concur in
N. Tchitcherins definition of the League
of Nations as organized impotence" "The
.United States, Germany and Russia do not
recognize the league, declared the soviet
representative during a debate with Lord
~Curzon. at Lausanne "The league is not
even able to control single general IN
wilma. 1t is unable to accomplish anything
in the Lithuanian dispute. What good are
the guarantees Of such an organization
Even M. Clemenceau, no great admrer OF
the League Of Nations, spoke more kindly Of
it than the soviet representative, who went
to Lausanne in hostile mood and, when
last heard from, was still hostile. He APP
parently forgot the fact that Turkey wants
to Join the league and that Germany will
Join as soon as she is permitted to do So
Russia. not having a recognized government,
has not been invited to become member,
and that leaves the United States as the only
mower which has refused to join, largely be-
rause of the Lodges and Reeds. Tchitcherin
might think better of the league if Russia
were inside instead of out.