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Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Just Between Ourselves
BY DELLA e. STEWART

What is the matter with some OF
the states? Is there something in
herentiy lacking in their possibilities
to attract, or is II merely the culpable
neglect Of the song writers? If the
latter these states surely have per-
feet right to indulge themselves in
jealousy.
Not Alabama. nor Kentucky, nor
misunderstanding" If you'd rather.
Not Mississippi MOI Ohio nor Indiana.
Not even California. Ever and anon
the song writer's seem to be seized
with sudden and more or less pa
thetic desire to return to these. In
more or less touching words we are
urged TO carry them back, or see that
they get there somehow, quicker than
the halting feet of their lines would
take them. One is led to decide that
inconsistencies has suddenly overcome
them, and that reminiscent mood has
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
IMPORTANT LITTLE THINGS
By M. Jessie Leiteh

Patricia Grant was most method
ical little soul and sometimes her
family was on the point OF ridieule
because Patricia was so painfully
particular"
one winter the ranch country IN
which they lived was swept with IN
fluenza. In the Grant family four
ycere in at the same time and to
Patricia fell the work of caring for
them.
II was after she had whipped the
little household into temporary hos
nital and was running schedule OF
treatments and diets and baths and
medicine with clock-like regularity
thot her family, in spite Of its SICK
ness. began to take notice of Patricia.
She was little pale perhaps from
lack of sleep, but very determined
ard insistent, and punctual to a de-
gree And she was inclined to laugh
Shen her mother said one afternoon
Mother Is Appreciative
INV dear. I want to tell you now
hove appreciated the fact that you
bave never once sat down upon that
ac,eakv rocker. At first l simply
5readed the inevitable moment when
s.oy should sit in it--and rock. IL is
1,,retched old chair and has never
faiied TO annoy me when / was III.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

comes from the only spot in stately
row where one is missing. Then a
pick begins irrittably pecking at the
sidewalk. Presently the grumbling
voice goes on to make amends. "Or
damn the man who's fool enough TO
cut one!"
This calls for investigation, You
find a city employe tearing up a
shattered square pavement. And the
curbstone opposite to it is pried from
place as If sledge and crowbar had
been at It, some folks just has an
itch for an axe handle" says he with
adequate profanity. "Then ] get
this"
1t seems that the owner of that
particular lot wanted his sidewalk
straight. He wasn't going to be ell
bowed off by any trunk which pre-
sumed to overstep his line. SO he laid
it low and confidently sealed it In.
But the suckers persisted in growing.
Where he could reach them he pruned
them down; where he couldn't they
expended their energy In coil on coil
of tender, youthful stems you could
cut with your fingernail. Yet they
had amassed the power to burst their
way to the sun.
Nights well let II grow" growls
the worker, making ready to give it
room. ITS better than leaving it go
on messing around unless you dyna-
mite 1t altogether"
This is making a virtue OF neces-
sity. But ! wish he had let It burst
it's way through the ruins to flutter
it's leafy fingers in derision of that
badly missused old proverb about
bending twigs. For pliancy seems
able to make a mockery of the very
force which is exerted upon il.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
DESTROYED

Before the white man brought de-
struction. America had S22 ,000, 600
acres of forests. F'ive-sixths of this
is gone, due to fires, logging and
clearing. says the governments forest
service.
We are cutting 10000 OOo,0O0 cubic
feet Of timber a year, and growing
only G,000, 600, 600 cubic feet.
IL this evil destruction without re-
placing continues, it is only a mat
ter Of a few years until nearly all
of our lumber will have TO be inn
ported. Back the movement for re
foresta tion. Save our national
wealth.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
THE PEPPER TREE

It's knotted trunk and gnarled limbs
are not worth the trouble of split
ting. While it stands with fern-like
foliage lifted like a verdant cloud
against the sky, its tasselled berries
blushing i'm the sun or signing spicy
breaths into the mist, it seems
thinS to cherish.
It is startling to be reused out of
the luxurious lethargy of gradual
awakening when you smell it's sweet
ness on the morning air and hear the
voices of the birds, by the eXclama-
ton. Damn that pepper-tree!' And
it is puzzIinE to find the remark
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Brains

For 80 years, up to the world war,
American prices steadily rose. The
picking was fairly easy and you often
heard, Brains are the cheapest of ell
commodities"
Some economists, basing their the
ory on the precedent of history think
that average prices are not aptsto rise
much for 20 years. with possibility
that they may decline slowly
That would mean keen competition,
slender margins Of profit, intensive
selling. scientific thought and plan
ming. In which case, we may be NOV
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Begging

A professional panhandler tells a
New York city magistrate that good
beggar can clean up $25 to $50 a day.
The professional beggar is a vicious
parasite, preying on human charity.
At present he Is in the minority.
The man who asks you for a dime 10
get something to eat. probably needs
it badly. The acid test is 10 offer to
take him to an eating house and buy
him a meal.
AS a rule the professional beggar
will decline. For beggars have a
caste system and the op-notchers
or habituals take nothing except
money.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Juries

A man charged with shootng and
killing is acquitted by Chicago jury,
The Judge thunders, you have
turned q murderer out on the streets."
II is a rare city that does not fre-
quently hear similar charges from the
bench these days
The weakest link IN our system OF
justice is the neglect or the Jury sys-
tenn. Until level headed citizens stop
lodging Jury duty there Is little hope
of putting a real brake on crime. The
criminal has the jury dodger on his
side.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
THE FEELING OF RICHES

have de feelin' Of bein' rich when he
didn't have no money. and den he
would be rich widdout it and even
de gettin' of money couldn't make
dat man pore.
Hits a fine mawnin', an de train
is on time, an my gal lives at dis
end Of de line and Use happy"
And / spake unto him saying, No
poverty of worldly goods can ever
make the poor; for thou art philo-
sopher. And behold, no wealth can
spoil thee. Therefore shalt thou have
wealth. For l had intended to give
thee the fourth part of a shekel
but thou art wise man, and l will
give thee twice as much. For unto
a man who hath wealth within his
soul. unto him should wealth he en-
trusted
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

overwhelmed
But Rhode Island and Oklahoma,
South Dakota and Idaho. New Jer-
sey and Utah-doesn't anyone who
gets away ever want to return thith-
er? Who can answer this question?
Have they no sentiment fond and
sad, connected with their scenes?
Why are they so neglected by the
more or less pathetic stanzas OF our
popular songs? What's the matter
with themP
1t can't be that rhymes for them
are lacking for the rhyming re-
sources of the popular song writCf
are unlimited. Anyone who does not
hesitate to rhyme "thirty" with
"hurry" or "Timothy' with "McGin-
ity" or "song" with "gone.' as has
been perpetrated in songs of the day
need not falter In the attempt No,
it cannot be that. But what it is?
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

After a prolonged sickness the
child apparently RECEIVERS, but a sec
ond examination Of the heart Will
show that the heart muscle is weak
and the valves are rough and do not
close correctly Hence the pump, or
the heart, is working at a disad-
vantage.
Such a happening usually comes at
a critical time in a childs life. He is
tired of being kept indoors by sick
ness and wants to romp and play
But If he tries to keep up with the
other children in their strenuoW
games. he puts a severe strain on his
heart muscle. The usual result of
such a strain is that there will de-
velop a permanent valvular defect in
the heart that will in all probability
shorten life.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Ford

Henry Fords railroad, the d. I. &
l., took in s652, 2,43s in October, for
hauling freight and passengers. Out
Of this it made a net operating rev.
enue CIR profit OF s120723.
In October, 1920. this roads gross
revenue was $69s,QSS That was s45.-
els more than the revenue in october,
1921. but instead of a profit there was
a deficit OF $126,492.
The d. r. g. J. does less business
than a year ago but is s247,215 better
off in one month. Other months have
been making similar good showings.
Make your own comment.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
.PARABLES OF sAFED THE SAGE

to eat and to wah clothes; but ef All
didn't have TO do dem things, money
wouldn't be no good nohow: So All
don't feel bad about wahin' de clothes
and eatin' de food, but on de con-
trary All kinder enjoys it,
AN dat's de way de money goes,
an hit kin go. Dey gifts de money
away from me for the food and the
clothes, but dey KANT take away de
feelin'. All still has dat. No sab, hit
amt necessary fo' a man to have
money to have de feelin Of havin'
it; and hit amt necessary for a man
to have de feelin' when he has de
cash.
"A man mout have de money and
feel pore and den he shore would be
pore, an for dat feelin' of bein' pore
dcy amt no remedy.
But on de contrary a man mout
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
THE CHILD'S HEART
IT SPREAD DISEASE

There is but one way to prevent
all this. It is by enforced rest over
a long period OF time. Rest can rafe-
ly be carried out in a normal busy
household, especially If there are
other healthy youngsters.
Such cases require the utmost care
i'm handling and frequent advice from
the family physician. IL properly
treated, aeven badly damaged heart
valves return to a practically normal
state.
Every acute infection, especially
every case Of tonsilitis, should be
considered serious and the heart
should be pronounced well before the
child is allowed TO take up its nor
maj mode Of life again.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Orders

The railroads ordered only about
$4,000 freight cars during first 10
months OF 1921. In the last 20 years
orders averaged 10000 freight cars a
year.
The roads are similarly bahind in
buying Of steel rails. locomotives and
other equipment.
A great flood OF orders has been
damned up. One Of these days the
dam viii burst. Railroads will be-
gin putting their properties in good
shape. That may be where the next
boom will start. Many leaders in
the steel industry think so.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

malO, TO get the
Sunday luncheon.
The Hurried maid,
who had been
struggling in the
kitchen with a
c o IF e e grinder
which refused TO
W o 7 k, confessed
that she had for
gotten to wash
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

ing out of a window ten stories
higher. ] Immediately concentrated
my hypnotic influence on him and
so arrested his fall in mid air
And the hypnotist, conscious that
he had made a stir, sat back with
a satisfied air.
But" inquired one of his femi-
nine admirers, didn't the man pub
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
BY DIR. &. Il. BISHOP

T is often the case
that c h ii d + e n
may develop q
severe general in
fection following
close on acute
tonsilitis. Adults
too, may become
victims of the
same infection.
This ailneTrt
may show itself
by painful swell
ing of the joints
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
&mi1n
V6i1e
Rith1
TOM SIMS

4N<A' N$AA' AS
Bet the man who has worn the
same overcoat S5 years never eats
in restaurants.
There isn't any safety in auto num-
bers.
They say spats are being worn.
But it may be just socks that have
been walked into spats.
Some people must hang up bottles
instead OF stockings.
Washington has a Filbert street
Must be where the nuts live.
What's worth chewing at all is
worth chewing well.
This country spends more money
on face paint than house paint. Save
the surface and you save all.
Some people don't care what they
do and neither does anyone else.
These advertised asbestos gloves
must be for home brewers to wear
while pouring a drink.
Fight in the senate makes ii look
like a League of Explanations.
Will any person who hasn't been
suspected In the Wall street dis
aster please notify the police.
Bet the two north pole expeditions
get cold receptions.
Some people notice the days are
getting longer while others notice
the nights are getting shorter.
A self made man brags. but a self
made widow doesn't.
These days nobody ever finds more
than a nickel on the sidewalk.
Cattle growers want 20 per cent
tariff on hides. And the consumer
knows whose. hide IL will fall on.
Many more would be in the movies
il they had the face to do it.
"A mar makes the best boss" said
1S4 out OF 200 women questioned. But
all it proves is that 16 were married
Lots of society buds become bloom
ing wall flowers.
Out where they hide moonshinC
in the bushes il pays to beat around
the bush,
Some girls hink they have got tC
be fast TO catch a husband.
When we speak OF the good old
days we often mean the bad ones.
Let's hope these foreign aviation
programs don mean they will sliI
something over on. us.
It never does for a sweet and sim.
pie girl to forget the sweet part.
The cobbler with three daughters
who inherited 100000. 900 says he viii
paint his house first. 1t must neeC
painting worse than the daughters.
The egg is easier to get than tht
nogg.
Somebody ought to get up an ex-
ercise for reducing fatheads.
The actress. SUNG for $4,000 or
a broken finger, must have used Il
to twist men around.
That still small voice is the voice
of the people.
One fellow who isn't cutting much
ice now is the iceman.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

at MS command.
Moreover, he
was very absent
minded.
II re m G IN b er
once during my
stay in New York
l had the pleasure
of saving a work =
mans life. I hap
pened to be look
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
Rv IohN RRECK

Why any one should want to cut
tree always passes my understanding.
Why. unless it be eugenically done,
TO warm our hearths with the aged
and the weaklings so that the remain
der may attain their full stature
yield their best timber when their
time comes to make room for the
next generation.
But why cut a pepper tree at all?
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

VI w al ID " lttlOiAtt ;
who has acquired
an ancient man
sion famous for
its w on d G full
carved staircase.
On arrival he
was conducted to
his room. He
shuddered as he
IN cunt e d the
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

stairs at the new gliding which dis
figured the lovely old woodwork.
His room was sumptuors, but more
wonderful was the bathroom, with
it's marble walls and tinted marble
bath, let into the floor in Roman
fashion.
What are you doing?" asked a
puzzled friend as he watched him
pass his fingers around the bath.
Came the reply: Il wwant to be
q-quite s-sure there are no d-d-dia-
monds incrusted in the d-d-darned
bath: 1 might scratch my b-b-back
on them!".
He was a famous hypnotist and as
usual he was urged to relate some
stories concerning the power he had
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

a cockney. You
know" said the
Australian, ION
the other side of
the earth it is a
day later than it
is here"
Il don't believe
that" replied the
cockney.
oAb bY,f g. fSfp
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
YOU AND |

ing into a period in which brains will
be at a premium.
Declining markets require more
thought-more brains.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
~ DR.. WIN. E. BARTON

RODE upon a
Train. And /
wakened in the
IN orn j n e and
found myself Re
freshed. And ]
spake unto the
Porter, and said
unto him, How
dost thou feel
this fine morn
ing? And he an
swered me say
ing:
r.... 4
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Police reports show all the rob-
bings are not south for the winter
This concert of nations is singing
on American notes.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

responded the Australian. Listen,
and I'll prove it to you!"
The cockney listened, and the Aus
tralian continued:
IF you were in Australia and ]
was here and you were to be shot
today, I'd know it yesterday"
''Well, if you were friend of
mine you'd send me telegram to-
day, telling me I'm shot" retorted
the cockney.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

and So -caIIed acute artlcuIar rheuma-
tism and in some instances the lin
ing Of the heart and the heart valves
also are infected
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Bosses with mustaches should new
er kiss stenographers until they put
their gum away.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

N,l foaIg lack q ndI UII0 s0V
al An leS59 No sab, All don't have no
Money ,ae stwise not much All jis
Money, MoneyLlefscSoil foolg lack All has it. All
!, 'feehaiiy ,iH itave money ef All didn't have
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Statistics show a shortage OF l5,-
600 plumbers, but they may just be
late.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Lots OF movie stars who get thou
sands a week only work one week a
year.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Figuring on your marrying is easier
than marrying on your figuring.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

glasses and carrying them away TO
be washed and returned to the medi-
cine cupboard
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08
LAUGH WITH US

A clubman whose stammering
tongue is the only slow thing about
him accepted the week end invitation
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

the lettuce.
well, never mind, Marie" said the
considerate mistress. GO on with
the coffee and I'll do it. Where do
you keep the soap?'
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

In the cooks absence the young
mistress of the house undertook,
with the help Of an inexperienced
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

licly thank you for saving his life ?"
"Heavensl" the hypuotist ex-
claimed. "Now / come to think of
1T. the poor fellow must still be wait
ing up there for me to free him
from the influence"
An Australian was on visit to
London and in the course of his wan
derings he got into conversation with
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Bet the man who has worn the
same overcoat S5 years never eats
in restaurants.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

They say spats are being worn.
But it may be just socks that have
been walked into spats.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Some people must hang up bottle
instead OF stockings.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

There isn't any safety in auto mum
bers.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Washington has Filbert street
Must be where the nuts live.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

What's worth chewing at all il
worth chewing well.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

This country spends more money
on face paint than house paint. Save
the surface and you save all.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

Some people don't care what they
do and neither does anyone else.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-08

One fellow who isn't cutting much
ice now is the iceman.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23
Reception for Delegates.

Affairs being planned for dole
gates and Vi.ltors TO tho oklahoma
Federation Of Music clubs confer
"nro. to bo held hero Arm i1-2O,
will bc 20 reception given in tho
homo ~ MrH W. l.. kiuior on the
evening OF April II. tho Tulsa Male
chorus, with Ricardo Martin. tenor,
viii bo heard in concert ON tho
evening ~ April ~. Rt which time
delegates aud visitors viii boz guests.
on that day thoro viii be an mfor-
nal reception In the home OF Mrs.
Domingo Catlos Acostn. state prcsi-
dent from 1880 uutil 3, which Will
bo followed by an automobile ride
over tho city AIRS william IT,
Crowdcr chairman young artists
contests, aud Mrs. Nod G.. RiEsheo.
chairman junior contests. VIII enter
tain visiting ChAirmcn ut luncheon
during their foiouru horo, and Mrs.
Acosta will entertain visiting prcd-
dents at luncheon. Tho American
Guild of Organists. local chapter.
Will give a luncheon for visitors.
other interesting social affairs will
mark the calendar at this time, hon
oring those who will come from all
parts OF the state 70 attend tho con-
veution.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23
Mrlnr.Nlr Mn.lr llnh

Mre Ruhou wood was hostess 10
tho Wednesday Morning musicale
ms week. Mrs. Ifelou Genet Covcy
ana Mrs Ernest Ciulow woro spo-
eial guests ana contributed greatly
20 tho musical program. List was
tho subject of tho day. nnd those
participating ON tho program were
Mcsdnmes Spindlcr, Kcrsey. Thomas.
Edwards. Wileon. Ruchnor aud
Cara hcdian. Luncheon was served
nt the close OF the meeting.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23

Mise Isabel Fonda was hostess
ms week 10 members of the Tues
day Book club, entertaining I'm the
homo or Mrs. Grace BTodle.
The club's study Of the great riv-
ers or tho world outlined for this
year was continued In TIE splendidly
compiled papers on "Tho Majoctlr
Mississippi Tho Mlsslsslppl as q
factor In American Civilization" was
the subject assigned tG Mrs. Charles
w. Kerr. and was handled In a mas
terly manner Mrs william II.
Pomeroy's paper relating "'ralcs Of
tho Mississippi" was particularly fine
and repletc with interest. The ospo-
cially excellent program was con
cIuded WIN Mrs. MAiher NJ tnkaA'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23

death of their relative. Mr. J.. a.
Thompson.
Miss Mary Hyde Of South Bend
Ind. who has been tho guest Of
Miss Gonevlevo Mlsucr, is now Wis
itlng ln oklahoma city.
Mrs Joseph Pitts B. "a ud young
son, uho hayo spout the late win
Tor iu Lawrourcyillo. Ca. the form
cr home Of tho Byrd family and
who are spending some time visiting
relatives he Littlo Rock aud Nor
rllton. Arb, viii return home sun
day.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Victor Rredon
/ Walker are spending fortnight In
| Mineral Wells. Texas.
Mrs. !. J.. Lyons ot Okmulgce
hos hcon q rogcut visitor In the
city
Judec ana Mrs. n. O. Alien arc
81 home after q lengthy soiouru
away Aira Allen with relatives
has boon visiting in New York and
| also visited cuba. Judge Alien has
recently returned from England
whore he spent several months.
Nr. ana Mrs. Leland Conc OF
Muahogeo have come 70 Tulsa to
permanently reside and are located
| at 1912 south Peoria street
Miss Elizabeth Madison has re-.
turned from New Orleans whore sho
attended Mardi Rros Miss Madl-
son visited Magnolia plantation aud
also visited friends iu Baton Rouge
]
Mrs. Nora Cole skinner Of Miami
/ Okla, viii attend the state meet.
| ing, Federation Of Music clubs held
hero April 1890 and viii represent
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23
is LOCATING IN oKEMAH

OH Company Establishes Hcadquar-
tcrs IN Okfuskcc County Town.
spoc.al 70 The World
OKEMAB. March 20. -- The first
large oil company to establish an
office In Okemsh is the Atlantic OIL
Producing company. which has
opened offices over the Citizens
state bank.
The oklahoma Tool n supply
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23
Personal Mention

NlF charles w. Nelson left
Wednesday evening for New York
20 spend several months with her
daughter, Mrs !. Gt Timmons and
Mr. Iimmons During Afrg. Nel-
sons absence from tho city, MIR
and Mrs Clarence ". Nelson wu
DO iu her home. 1880 South Balti.
moro.
Mrs Charles Given, after spend
lug % part ~ tho winter and spring
with her d1uEhtor. Nta. Iamer
Lilly and Mr. Lily lort last cvo-
Ming Tor her home in Bradford, ia
Mr. and Mrs. Edwin n. Perry and
son BILLY expect 10 leave Friday
night 20 spend over Sunday in Kan
saa tliy with their daughter. Miss
Mary Pauline Perry who IN a stu
dent a. tho French convent. Notrc
DIuo dI Sion.
MJ7. George Goodorham lof a
'cw days ago Tor hcr homo in To-
lcdo, Ohio. having been ~ visitor
during tho viuior in her home. Nr.
Bort Gooderhnm O. Mrs. Gooder-
ham.
Mrs Harry g. Fair who has been
Visiting relatives ln ST. Louis ana
other Missouri points, has returned
home.
MIR ana Mrs Charlos T.. waito
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-23

Mrs ~. Anderson l,IuF ,uf.r-
UIucd mcmbrrs ~ The DuiHI. DIyrs
OF Boston Avenue Methodist sunday
school iu hcr home. TUESDAY 1uoy-
noon, The occasion being one of
much enjoyment