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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
Being Lost
= HERE they were. right in the
middle Of the sidewalk-scared
- To Hea+h

- HERE they were, right IN the
middle OF the sidewaIk-scared
to death.
Little Brother was round eyed
and horrihed-how could he help
being horrided? Mama had gone
somewhere and not one Of the men
hurrytng past looked the least lit
tie bit like Dad And Big Sister
was crying right out uold too,
and everybody was staring at her
and when they were through star
ing a her they starea at Little
Brother. And he hung his head
and wished the ground would open
and swallow him up.
What a great big, dreadful world
Il was 10 be sure. And what thou
sands and millions and trlHons Of
grown-ups there were in II. and
not one other little boy that he
could see And when you looked
a. the grown-ups you could tell
that they didn't care a cent about
balls or tops or kidGie-cars or any
thing They just worked and hur-
ried. and looked cross and didn't
want little boys TO get in their way.
Big Sister? Dear me, how she
was crying, che held her little
clean handkerchief. folded in a neat
square and not for all the tai build
iugs in the town would she open
Il and wipe away her tears.
She Cried and Cried.
she had on a smart little ging-
ham dress and blue socks and neat
lsttIe sandals and a round hat with
a blue ribbon on it-and she cried
ard cried
Her name. she said. was Mary
Ellen. bu. what her last name was
no human being could understand.
for when poor Mary Ellen got that
far she was always crying so hard
that she simply couldn't do any
thing but stammer and cob.
And the more you asked her. the
harder she cried. And the crowd
gathered.
Old gentlemen with sticks and
b~and-new straw hats stopped and
courhed and wiped their own eyes.
Neat. capable business women halt
ed and tried 20 comfort Mary FL
len. Old ladies went almost fran
to trying 20 understand Mary FL
len when she did her best 70 tell
her last name.
And L1t-le Brother huns tight TO
Mary Euen's starched blue glng-
ham frock. and his eyes grew round
er and rounder and not one word
could he speak-no. though his life
depended on IT,
And all at once there was a cry
and through the crowd burst lit
tie fapper-yes. that's what she
locked ike Short skirt. and bob
bed hair and a smar, hat tilted
ever one eve. but Oh. how pale she
was and how her lips trembledt
MARY Eueni" she cried. and
there was something in her voice
that brought the tears 20 your eyes
no matter now old or how world
hardened you were.
We've Found YOU"
Mary Ellen, Little Brotheri"
and there she wac on her knees on
fIUuLluLeQ en- maze IN
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
, HY change your husband?

VIZ II Chdhge your husoailu
w Exchanging one husband
one servan. girl or one fiat
for another is merely exchanging
one set OF problem surprises and
troubles for another set.
1t is foolish to imagine that you
are going to get a perfect one the
second time. Husbands are like
cantaloupes: no matter how many
you've tried. YOU can. tell anything
about the next one.
A woman may go on marrying as
often as Solomon did without ever
once finding that happy medium
between lump of prctoplasm and
an exposed nerve a hard-boiled
egg and a plate Of pink ice-cream,
a butterfly and a bumble-bee.
All husbands look about the
same without collar and with
their faces covered with shaving
lather; talk in the same monosyll-
ables. tell the same jokes. growl
when they're hungry Eroan when
they're overfed. and drop their
cigar ashes IN the same place
around the pOtted fern
If your second husband gives you
more money shan your first. he is
apt 20 give you less Of his time; If
he gives YOU more peace of mind,
he may give YOU fewer thrills II
he gives YOU more comfort. ne may
give YOU fewer compHments-or
vice versa.
The only difference in husbands
appears 70 be ike the difference in
the seasons or the weather: IL Is
ali matter OF taste and OF which
kind agrees with you bes..
Many a woman feels that her
soul IS being crushed out by mar
riage. when It is nothing but her
surplus vanity.
You can never learn TO be happy
with a husband by sitting In the
moonlight and musing on how
much happier you might be with
somebody else.
In marrying. a woman seldom
makes the same mis-ake twice-she
usually makes a worse one.
why change your husband?
Many a bachelor would willingly
marry. II he could only love one
girl long enough 10 get as far az
the altar before ne sees another.
Man is natural born optFmist,
and no doubt. even in Jail a biga-
MIST looks on the brighter side.
and derives little thrill from the
thought that the women are eth
fighting over him.
Why IS Il that a man always has
10 have two drinks IN order 20
know that he's had One-and 20
kiss two women IN order 70 prove 20
himself that he is In love with one?
Many man never succeeds II
doing anything big N his life, be-
cause he spends all bis time showing
some woman how 10 do the little
things more efficiently"
Purity" The acme OF perfec-
ton. found only in beauty creams.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

CCXHZ me other man appears upon the scene creating havoc
w nome vengeance 81 a
10 olanne?-that is the question 20 which Aave been seek
OF the
me replies have been somewhat varied euHay
Wal
tell you that man who takes advantage
en and life and they candid sympathy
other equally
I therefore the chief offender
opulaF expression Of women who proclaim that
vowed Women a
ry that the husband
OF ead 10 che
NJ q wife mar c-ra-a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
His official Boss

IT HERE he stood at the big
luncheon the other day, the man
of affairs. keen, practical, prac-
ticed, and when he introduced the
speaker Of the day he announced
that he was introducing his Official
boss.
And the women IN the crowded
room smiled and applauded, and the
Official Boss" rose, cool, composed.
charming. and made a very good
speech indeed. and we all congratu-
lated her and ourselves, ana every
thing was lovely
But one Of the women said 10 me
on the way out:
What a wonderful man Jonn
Williams is. TO stand right UP and
admit that a woman Is his superlo-
officer-and he acted as If he were
glad OF it. Do you think he really
was?"
\ Matter of Training.
And / told the woman that I
thought he really was, and that /
didn't see anything so wonderful
about It.
OF course, If he had been a little
man he wouldn't have done It.
1 knew a man once who said he
never felt as if he really knew an
other man until he heard what the
other had to say about women. and
saw the way he ac,ed toward chill
dren.
I wonder If it is hard for the ave-
rage man TO admit that amy wo-
man on earth" can be as intelligent
as he is.
Are women really more generous.
Predetermined and less conceited
than men, or have they just been
trained by the centuries till thuy
know how 10 pretend that they are ?
Have you never seen a clever,
resolute. broad minded, high-souled
woman STOPPING and pretending to
be lame so that she wouldn't EN-
barras her little stoop- shouldered.
narrow-minded, stupid husband by
looking taller and stronger than he Il?
Have you never observed a man
doing the same thing-weu. not
exactly the same, but something q
good deal Ike Il? Don't you know a
man somewhere who bears with his
wife's ill-temper and her extraya-
gance, and her pretty vanity and her
cOld-blOoded extoruon, and pretends
that he likes her-clear TO the end
Of his days?
1 do know a dozen such men.
OF course, It is largely a matter
Of raining-lsrgely q matter Of ira
dition. Nobody likes a woman who's
always trying TO assert herself. No
body can bear a woman who won't
try 70 shield her husband or her
father or her brother from the con-
sequences Of his own short-sighted
folly. And the little man, the vain
man. the man who isn't much or a
success in his own particular lie
does always seem 70 resent a woman
who is not little and not vain and
not failure.
What Do You Think?
There's nothing strange aoout
thai. I'm the country OF the blind. 3"
rhev say. "the one-eyed man Is king.
---.---.------------
fEou-fuuad on mage IN
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
Books and Reality

IT HE pretty girl with the red
cheeks and the clear. hazel
eyes and the soft bobbed hair
nodded Vigorously.
Yes she said, that's what
want-reality-grim. hideous. vivid.
terrible.
'Old-Fashioned Girl and Under
the Lilacs,' and the Little curl
Series'-they were all right when I
was a child, and so We're dolls and
skipp.ng-rOpes-but I'm a woman
now and l want to read real books.
about real life. They don't shock
me at all-they fascinate me. They
thrill me with the wonder Of life
and the horror of it and the glory
of it."
And she and her young man put
up a picnic lunch and went out 20
the beach and sat in the sand and
crested creamy white like the lace
founce of a blue dress. and they
read together out there in the clean,
understanding open. a Russian book
so unspeakably vile that the very
sight OF it tainted the air like the
smell Of decaying offal
And the young man was delighted.
He was nice young man, good
as gold, honest. upright. and intelli-
gent. He had lived all his life in a
clean, well-ordered home and he
wanted TO know how people felt
who had never been of such q home.
And he respects the girl and likes
her very much. Sometimes, I sup
pose. he and the girl will make up
their minds 10 marry and settle
down. though doubtless they do hate
the thought of anything so old
fashioned and hopelessly Victorian
as marriage.
There are thousands OF such
young people. talking about just
such things together. nowadays
things that were never mentioned
in decent society 20 or even 10 or In
most places, FIVE years ago.
They Mean Well.
There's no use being shocked at
them-they mean well and they'll
come out all right They're just
E--9o---b LAAA DLe n a phase ~ F~-c
ment, and they do so want 10 be
wicked and worldly and knowing. "
was talking 20 a woman 1 knew
about il yesterday.
And she laughed. and then she
sighed
Poor things" she said, 81 hope
they'll get all their grimness ard
their hideousness and their terror
and their horrOr-out OF books"
And I knew what the Woman I
Know. meant. For she has seen the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
LIKE MOONLIGHT

A gown for a young girl. that =
rs lovely as Il sounds, IS OF white
georgette. embroidered in silver and
worn over the palest OF pink satin
foundations
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
KNITTED CAPFS.

Knitted capes for uny children
from TO 5 are very swagger and
are extensively shown IN all shades
and weaves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
what Do You Think ?

There's nothing strange anout
that IN the country OF the blind, -
they say. "the One-eyed man : king.
CONTINUED on page ID
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

Miss Florence SaInger $50 81
Joseph ST. VIII entertain with a tsa
Thursday Afternoon Orb honor or her
sister. Miss Frances SaI.rEer whose
90 Rabbi Alterr =. Min,
da o. Minneapolis Mimi was -
Gently ANNOUNCED
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

Donald Erhardt SON % SIR and
Mrs. J. J. Erhar5t 200 ~ Fralc.s
anniveusar Saturday afternoon
Games and contests featured the
afternoon and dainty retreshusnts
were served 90 % little glestss
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

In celebration ms birthday amt
versary Fred Keller. SIS Arch avs
entertained a few guests az dinner
Saturday evening I'm the College Inn
AT the LaSaue hotel Late summer
flowers composed the centerpiece Of
the table al which covers were pIac-
ed for twelve guests
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

Purity: The acme OF perfec-
ton. found only in beauty creams.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
We've Found You".

Mary Ellen, Little Brotheri"
nd there she wac on her knees on
Continued en- page I'D
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17
FEATURES
Who Is To Blame?
81 LFILAs NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

CIVT THEN the other man appears upon the scene
! w home, vengeance In heart and scandal IN
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

Many man never succeeds IN
doing anything big n his life. be-
cause he spends all bis time showing
some woman how 10 do the little
things more efficiently"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-17

baking powders. and a husbands
naive account OF how he spent the
summer while his wife was away.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
Social Service Activities

Miss Charlotte Locker has been re-
tanned as Girls worker in the Talmud
Torah Social Service department, to
succeed Miss Harriet Shanedling, who
has resigned because of marriage.
Miss Locker will be in charge of all
girls activities. The following is a
partial outline of the work planned:
Social dancing classes Thursday.
evenings, commencing January 10TH.
Dramatic and Aesthetic dancing class
es now being organized for boys and
girls. Plays will be given periodi-
cally. Gymnasium classes for young
ladies Tuesday evenings under the di-
rection Of Mr.. N. Schneider. Instruc-
ton is open to the public at nomi-
nal fee.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
"Workman's Circle" Play

The Workman's Circle branch 249
of South Minneapolis will present
Yiddish play. Jacob Gordin's "The
Jewish King Lear" Sunday, January
%, at DANA Hall, Cedar Avenue and
Fifth Street. Admission charge is 35c
and SOC. Tickets may be procured at
the door or from 2. Davis, 1851 East.
Franklin Avenue. There will be sew
eral numbers on the program in addi-
ton to the play.
The affair will be conducted by the
Minneapolis Dramatic Club with the
assistance of some very talented out
siders. Proceeds will be used for the
benefit of the Jewish War Sufferers.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
CHILD STUDY CLASS

The regular meeting of the Chile
Study Glass of the Council of Jewish
Women, will take place Wednesday,
January Is, 2:30 p. m. The speaker
will be Mrs. Dealy Dvorak Of the Uni
versity of Minnesota. Her subject
will be problems in Child Behavior"
This meeting is open to all who wish
to attend.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13

Hebrew Brotherhood Installs Officers
At the installation Of officers of
the Hebrew Brotherhood at the Tai
mud Torah Sunday, January 8, Past
President Charles P. Meyers was pre-
scented with a silver loving cup for
his good services as president. Charles
Green, past secretary, was given a
gold signet ring. The following Off
GERS for 1922 who were installed: Joe
Vertelney, president; Charles Green,
secretary; Harry Shark, vice presi-
dent; Harry Widz, treasurer. After
the installation reception and dance
was held.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
TALMUD TORAH
Jabotinsky at Talmud TOrah


Vladimir Jabotinsky was accorded
an enthusiastic reception by the chill
dren of the Talmud Torah on Wednes-
day, January 18th. The large audi
torium of the Talmud Torah was filled
to capacity. The children turned out
en- masse and there was hardly room
left for those parents who were eager
to be present.
When Mr.. Jabotinsky, ACCOMPANIED
by the faculty of the Talmud Torah,
entered the Auditorium, all the chill
dren rose and sang Hatikvah. Mr..
Jabotinsky then addressed the chill
dren in Hebrew. He complimented
them on their work in the class room
and appealed to them to extend it to
the home and street.
After the address, Mr.. Jabotinsky
was presented by Beryl Bearman with
an autograph book containing the sig
natures of all the children Of the
Talmud Torah.
T. T. Children Aid Keren Hayesod
tween the various classes at the Tai
mud Torah in connection with the
Campaign" for the Keren Hayesod.
The goal for the schools contribution
to the fund had been placed at 500
and the children were to raise that
amount from what they were able to
save from their pocket money. AS
result of the competition a total of
$113.32 was raised, Abraham Baker,
on behalf of the pupils, handed
check for that amount to Jabotinsky
when he visited the Talmud Torah.
Talmud TOrah Teams Triumphant
The Talmud Torah Intermediates
defeated the Powderhorn quint in a
fast, hard-fought battle by score Of
IA to 10, on the Talmud Torah floor
on Monday, January 9. Consistent
work by Henderson and Litman of
the winners featured. Moore starred
for the losers making 8 out of 10
points for his team. Before the game
Jack Henderson was unanimously
elected captain.
In preliminary game on Monday,
January 9, between the Talmud Torah
Juniors and the Washington Neigh
borhood House, the Talmuds won
after hard struggle by count of
10 to 10.
About 300 persons attended the
games. The Talmud Torah Inter
mediates will play the Rox A. c. on
Saturday, January IA.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
CLUBS

At the tea party given for the Sis
tiers Of Charity at the home of Mrs.
A. Altagen, 1888 James Avenue
North, $42.20 was realized. An excel
lent program was presented, which
was enjoyed by all. The Sisters of
Charity extend thanks to those who
attended the party.
The Amici Athletic Club has
launched a campaign for members
on January 6, to last until Friday,
February 3. There are twenty-five
members in the club. Membership is
open to all Jewish boys between the
ages of sixteen and eighteen. The
committee consists of Max Sherman,
chairman, Harry Galinson and Max
Silverman. Any boy wishing to join,
notify the committee or any member
of the club.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
Hedonian Club Fifth Anniversary

To celebrate the fifth anniversary
of the Hedonian Club, banquet and
theater party will be rendered the
membership, on Sunday night, Janu-
airy 18th. Reservations for all
Hedonites in the city have been made
for the spread, to be given at the
Dyckman hotel. The latter part of
the evening will be spent at the
Orpheum. Several novel entertain
ment features are planned at the ban
quet:
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
MINNEAPOLIS LOCAL NEWS
Continued from Page z

Continued from Page
Avenue South. Miss Julia Hess of st.
Paul will address the girls informally
on "Why I am Proud of Being a
Jewess." Miss Hattendorf will tell
the girls of the Big Sister movement.
A good musical number will close the
program.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
THE AMERICAN JEWIsH World

meeting will be held Tuesday, Janu-
airy II, at p. M, at the First Uni
tartan Church, Eighth and La Sale
Avenue. Professor A. C. Krey will
speak on "The Development of Ma
tionalism."
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
University Extension Lectures

The University Of Minnesota Ex-
tension Division will give lecture
course on International Relations un-
der the auspices of the Fifth District
League of Women Voters. The first
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13
KENEssETH ISRAEL ELECTION

At meeting held Tuesday, Janu-
airy 10, by the members of Congrega-
ton Kenesseth Israel the following
officers were elected: Max Davis,
president; I. Schulman, vice-presi-
dent; H. B. Cohen, treasurer; N. Eli
senstadt, secretary; N. Lowenthal, A..
Kaplan, B. Nathanson, M. Swiller,
and Lazar Levin, trustees.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-01-13

ports Of various committees were
given. Rabbi Luchs, the principal
speaker, gave a talk on current
events.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-01-19
APPLE SHIPMENTS
ARE CLEANING UP

Except for the storage holdings of
the Apple Growers Association, an ap-
proximate $50 cars, it is estimated
that not over 40 carloads of apples re-
main in the Hood River valley of the
last years crop. The Hood River
Fruit CO., Kelly Bros Duckwall Bros.
and Malboeuf- Kimball Co. report their
stocks about cleaned up. Dan Wuille
& Co. still have an approximate 20
cars unshipped. All remaining apples
are being rolled out rapidly now, and
the clean up of the districts apple ton
mage for the season will soon be COM
plete.
1--WE have shipped 1l5 cars of APP
plies. saws Chas. H. Castner, "and
we are expecting to make fair returns
to our affiliated growers. We have
been handling comparatively heavy
quantities of apples by water, direct to
England, this export tonnage, assem-
bled at Portland for loading on ships
routed via the Panama canal, reaching
26, 600 boxes" Mr.. Castner states
that he expects direct water shipments
next year to make considerable in
crease. He cites that the year before
the great war broke over Europe the
best foreign market ever opened for
Hood River apples was developed at
Hamburg by August Paasch, who that
season shipped more than so cars of his
own and neighbors' apples abroad, net
ting fancy prices. Mr.. Castner thinks
it likely that the stabilizing influences
working in Europe will render this
market available next year. Apples
are distributed from Hamburg to Sean
dnavian countries and throughout Ger
many.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-01-19
Winter fabrication for Automobiles

Is your engine hard to crank these
cold mornings?
Does the self-starter turn it over
very slowly and exhaust your storage
battery?
If YOU have noticed these conditions
in your engine, it is likely that you are
not using the correct oil for winter
fabrication.
In cold weather it is of particular
Importance that the oil flows readily,
otherwise it will not lubricate prop
erly.
As oil becomes cold, it thickens, and
eventually congeals. The lowest tenn
perature at which oil will flow is called
it's cold test.
If your car has been standing long
enough the temperature of the oil in
the engine will approximate that OF
the surrounding air. If this temper
ature is not much above the cold test
of the oil, the oil will be so heavy and
sluggish that it will hardly flow. The
connecting rod and crankshaft bearings
and the pistOns are set in a film or
wholly or partially concealed oil re-
quiring an extra strain on your stor-
age battery in operating the self start
at much lower speed than usual, and
as a result, your engine does not start
readily.
After the engine has been started, it
is necessary to run 1t for some time
before the oil In the lower crankcase
has been sufficiently warmed to permit
it to flow freely. During this time the
oil pump cannot properly circulate the
oil, and an insufficient amount is
thrown up on the cylinder walls by the
action of the connecting rods. Until
the oil is warm enough to flow freely,
the engine is running with insufficient
fabrication. This may cause burned
out bearings and scored cylinders, and
will certainly result in excessive wear
and very noticeable falling of Of
power and responsiveness in the en-
CINE.
To avoid the annoyance OF cold
weather troubles; excessive wear on
bearings, cylinders and pistons-you
should use an oil having good cold
test, one that flows freely at low tenn
peraturs.
Zerolene No. /, No. and No. are
low cold test oils. They remain fluid
and feed properly even when the tenn
perature is below freezing.
The recommendations for winter lu-
brication daily average temperature
below 45 degrees Fahrenheit), as shown
in the ZerOlene correct fabrication
chart indicate the particular grade of
Zerolene to be used in each automobile
under extreme cold weather conditions.
Ii these recommendations are followed. /.
correct cold weather fabrication will
be assured.