The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-23
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Howtiy. folks, DO your Christ
mas shopping early,


Aiphonse. brush the dust off last
New Years resolutions,
Tomorrow night everyone win be
hanging up his Christmas stocking.
and most everybody win try TO bor-
row II. c. Forces socks.
Next Monaay, I'm honor OF Christ.
mas. this column win print n Santa
Claus toke.--Advt-
Merry ChristmAs." said .hc
bcctieggcr. as he gave his client
q bottle Of moonshlnc. ''Merry
Christmas and many of them.
Hs, Ha. Ha.'
According 70 the society column.
there will be number OF eggnog
parties Monday. Don't you just love
eggs7
'Tscas the ntcAf before Chrtsfwas;
AID all thru the hoase:
Not a soul srus Treating.
Not cren mv spouse.
Our glasses srsrs placed
On the table trifh care
~ hopes that our hooffccpcf
soon sco~id DC there.
nfixhbors is 70 give the kiddie
drum for Christmas.
CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Doc Brown TO the Rcv. chauncey
Hawkins---An embossed certificate
emitting the reverend gentleman to
have ffve teeth pulled free at the
Edwin J. Brown dental clinic
DR.. Chauncey Hawkins to Mayor
Brown-Three copies OF his SERMON.
What's the Matter With Doc
Brown7 HesAn wronrE'
9. b. Asia TO Ralph Hcrr--one
pyorrhea treatment for wounded
veteran.
Lafe Hamilton To Frank II. Paul
Christmas card emitting the holder
To three votes south OF Georgetown.
Dan KeIieher to Frank Water
house Two Jelly beans.
Count George Hay du Barry 10
Chief severyns--one autographed
copy OF his song. THE Sweet Voice
OF Music win Clean Up the City
Jail"
A. w. Leonard to the city council
One bill for bond interest on the
$4,000. 900 traction purchase.
Doc Brown 10 Tom Reveile--Merry
Christmas and an unhappy New
Year
YE DIARY
fDee. ef>
To Everett this esening In fsnnsr Aus-
sia's hsr>~ie~s carriage and did iisten 20
Huge Kelly. secretary 10 Ny Lord Brown.
tell many yarns he hard from Andrew
Jaekssa. sad Paul Edwards. the mariner.
along. too. and Ws<hburn. the sports
scribe.
And dsd - = young Tighter named
Dssl~ Bercotf strike one Young O'Dewd
severely In the fa<e and os the chin,
thereby winning the match. and ~ home.
very late. with Jack Matfhew-s soldier
Wood. Nicky Hssnsn and yonsg O'Dowd.
all Of fh<sn In the business of nstiruffs'
and . snsre xenfI~msniy group of young
tell many ynrus he heard from Andrrw
20 home and 10 bed. where ! did dream
of fighting Jack Dempsey and did get
licked badly.
Col Alvin OwsIey, head OF the
American Legion. says the Legion
win turn Fascist IL necessary TO
protect the country. Wear black
shirts and everythingy Oh. colonel.
tho laundry workers would never
permit you TO do that
POLITICAL NOTE
Seattle citizens are trying to
get Doc Brown and DIR. Hawkins
out Of the ciinches by Christmas.
Radium has dropped TO 34s.soo,-
900. ZOO a ton. Shucksi And we've
already finished our Christmas shop.
ping.
Up to the instant OF 1z.emming to
press. nobody has suggested that the
department stores are going to start
campaign TO abolish Christmas.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. WARD
Dear Homer; This may not be cur
rent history, but here Eoes.--Ward Me-
Connefi.D
Doc Brown. you've cleaned the town
or all the dens Of Vice;
Why don't you clean the street cars
OF all the dogKone Ices
Those bandits who robbed the
Denver mint should easily be traced
by their scent.
Permit us 20. introduce ouu next
governor-eyea, the next president Of
this glorious comtryi-Edwin j
Laughing Cas- Brown. Ladies' and
gentlemen. be seated,
BROWN FOR GOV.
Inasmuch az he will have to
live in Olympia II elected gov
srnor, Doc Brown IN sure TO Sc
cure the votes Of many Seattle
citizens.
II Doc runs for president he won't
need a I.addle Boy. He can take
along his bull.
It's an unlucky boy who gets
pair Of these peon pants for
Christmas.
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