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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

scene-Two Seats In a Movie
Theater
Persons in the Play-Mabel and
Myrtle. who occupy them.
&Sbel-These news o. the world
riche-s amt any good no more
nOthin' but fellas runnin' for cleo
ton. Bum lockers. too most OF EN-!
Myrtle-Yeh. bum lockers is right!
don't see why Rudolph Valen-
tho don't run for president or some
Thin He'd get lotta votes-a swell
lookin' young guy like that.
Mabel-He couldn't run for presi-
dent. he's a Wopl And beside he's
hadda divorce When you've hadda
divorce you can't hold no big Office.
It's against the law.
Myrtle-It hadn't oughta he
against the law Il amt a fellas's
fault everytime II he's hadda d.
vOrce. He might be married 10 a
high-stepper that left him cold and
eloped with a bank president or
somethin'. How could he help that?
Mable-He couldn't help il any
more than he could help being a
Wop, but it's against the law just
the same. Don't cha remember
studyin' in the geography that
fella's got to be born in the United
States before he can be elected 10
anythin'?
Myrtle-Well. It amt right, that's
all got 20 say! There's a lot O.
things that amt right in this coun-
try-hke this here censor ship that
is gonna keep people from seem in
teresting movies, and the law that
says you can't have steina beer or
glass OF light wine when you go
out to the outing Of the Patrick ].
Finnerty Association. It's a bum run
country, II you ask me!
Mabel-Well you got the vote amt
yuh? You can go some place on cleo
ton day and get the fellas elected
that will do the right thing. You're
over 21.
Myrtle-How do I know what fell
las Will do the right thing? Ny pop
pa he says that the only salvation
OF the country from the hereditary
interests Is votin' the straight Social
ist tickets. and my brother Bill,
who's a friend of a friend OF a deputy
sheriff, says them Socialists IS all
crazy Bolshy Shieks, and the only
thing fer me TO do IS to vote for the
organization.
Mabel-What's he mean-the or
ganiZation?
Myrtle-That's the name OF the
party that runs the town. II gives
the boys the jobs IN the City Halls
an places, and II its voted against
they lose their. Jobs, and there's a
lot Of unemployment an time gets
hard.
Mabel srose you oughta vote
for 1t then. Hard times Is tough on
everybody!
Myrtle-Yeh. but poppa says that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
Copyright. 1929
Former Local Woman to
Promote AIun1nde York

Mrs William r. Mcconnell. OF
ainesville, Ga, formerly Miss Jeanne
Ware Of South Bend and daughter
of Mrs Alma Ware, who was fol
years principal of the South Bend
kindergarten Training school, has
been appointed alumnae group field
executive for Florida. Alabama
Georgia and South Carolina for The
Builders Of the National Kindergar-
ten and Elementary College of Chi
cagO, a group Of nationally-kn0w
Americans who have endorsed a plan
TO move the present college TO
Evanston. H., where il will be re-
built as a national college OF child
hood"
AS alumnae chairman, Mrs Nc
Cornell will have charge Of the or
ganization of local alumnae in seek
ing active" and silent partners
i'm "the business Of childhood" Ac-
tive partners are graduates and 9TH
ers who are contributing TO the re-
building Of the college Silent part
ners are all friends OF childhood who
through scholarships or gifts make
il possible for more trained younl
women 10 mould the characters OF
children in the most impressionablc
years Of their life. the most impor-
tant period in the life of an in
dividual from the standpoint Of edu-
cation.
one phrase Of the appeal VIII b.
calling the attention of parents and
others at public meetings 10 the Ma
rional Kindergarten conviction that
in a Child's early years the school
room of enforced silence and screw
ed-down desks is just as Anticipated
from the educational standpoint as
attempting 10 load certain facts into
tiny brain instead Of helping d
child 10 develop through self ex-
preston.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Lots for sale
WATCH OUR ADS
FOR LOTS

r Howard. lots 6O116s. gas. side
walk and curb $500 each. cash.
Adams Slots f0xi2S, sewer. water,
gas. electric. sidewalk and curb 5000
Terms 500 down, balance $500 per
Huey ST. lots. 4O113O each. water.
gas. Sidewalk and curb: S425 each.
Terms 800 down. balance $500 per
month.
Corner n Kenvood and Huey-iot.
sewer. water. gas, curb and walk: $3.50.
Terms 500 down, balance one year.
Langley Avs lots. 401128 each.
sewer, water. gas, electric. sidewalk
and curb 1878 each Cash.
Division Slot 43xl2O water, sewer,
gas, curb and walk, paved street {;
$1,000 Cash.
smith slot 42xf20. water. gas.
electric. sidewalk and curb $3.50. Terms
900 down, balance $1,000 per month.
Indiana Az. Lot 4Ox110, sewer,
water. gas. electric, walk and curb,
paved street: $500 Cash.
sidewalk curb $500 each. Terms 800
down. balance s1S % per month each.
bfishawaka. Ind.-2 lots on Alabama
St. 40Xl1S each, sewer. water. gas. cleo
trio, sidewalk and curb; $50 each.
Cash
water. gas, electric. walk and curb,
paved street: 5000 Cash
PhiInppa st = Lot 4Ox121. sewer.
water, gas. sidewalk and curb; $50.
Cash.
gas electric. sidewalk and curb; $3.50
each. Terms 800 down, balance $500
per month each.
Miner ST. lots. 4Ox12o. sewer.
water. gas. sidewalk and curb; $3.50
each cash
Nnddleboro-3 lots. 41xf3s each, sewer.
water, gas, sidewalk and curb; $500
each Terms 500 down, balance 5000
per month each.
OBrien-Lot sokx135. water. gas,
sidewalk and curb: 800. Terms $500
down. 5000 per month.
River Park-We have several lots IN
this locality. sizes 44x165. some i'm
nrOvements. $3.50 each. with terms OF
500 down. balance $500 per month.
Lincoln Way west-COrner lot ,40x65.
sewer, water. gas, electric. sidewalk
and curb; paved street on both sides +;
s. Michigan ST.. near corner OF Ew-
ing lots 4Sx165 each. sewer, water.
gas sidewalk. curb. paved street /;
5000 each. Terms, half cash, balance
oueen Slot 41x1co. sewer water.
gas. sidewalk. curb, paved street ;
$500 Terms $500 down, balance $500
per month.
Michigan ST. near Fairview-Lot
4x120. sewer. water. gas, electric, side
walk curb. paved street $1,000 cash.
Eddy Slot 42x1f8. sewer, water,
gas, electric. sidewalk and curb. paved
street $500 Terms 300 down, bal
ance $500 per month.
Fox Slot 40x120 sewer. water,
gas electric, sidewalk and curb. S110O
cash.
Yours for Greater South Bend"
THE VICTOR Y. VAN CANTFORT CO
Everything in Real Estate"
2nd Floor Union Trust Bldg
Phone Lincoln PISS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
The Boon of the Ballot
BY James J. Montague

the organization IS just a lotta graft
ers what are feedin' at the public
trough. and that times won't never
be good TIL they get rid OF EN- and
the government runs everything. and
the working men gets just as good
Offices as the capitalists that IS grind
ing them under his feet.
Mabel-H sure IS hard 10 know
what 70 do! But I think a girl ought
20 vote Just the same. She's got the
right Amt she? And she ought to
vote 20 give woman the standing that
she ought 70 have in the community
and not make her the mere chattel
Of a man!
Myrtle-Whatja mean chattel2
Some kind OF a COW?
Mabel dunno exactly. but it's a
kind OF a slave OF some kind that
has 70 do all the cookin' and mend
n and housekeepin' and don't have
no right TO make a row when her
husband stays out all night playin
poker and wastin the money she
ought TO have 20 dress on.
Myrtle-Weu. guess I'd make a
II fella done that on me, and Ia
like 20 see the law that would stop
me! The things I'd say If he ever
dast to try It,
Mabei-Wen if you vote for the
right candidates thereIl be a law
passed which makes 'em give US
half their wages before they go out,
and puts a fine on 'em if they gets
rough or anything
Myrtle-How you gonna know
which cannidate will make law
like that?
Mabel SUPPOSE you can go to
e-now-rallies and hear 'em
speak.
Myrtle-What's to keep 'em from
lynn to va, like they do when they
amt cannidates2
Mabel-Oh they's no law which
puts 'em IN Jail for lynn at rallies.
They half to be awful particular
about that.
Myrtle-But I only got one vote,
and hear il take two or three
hundred Of 'em to get anybody elect
ed. How's one vote gonna do any
good?
Mabel-You gotta get all the girls
you know to vote like you vote. You
gotta get busy and make 'em see
it like you see it,
Myrtle-Lis.en amt gOin'
around tryin' to get a lotta girls TO
vote the way I vote, because YOU
know as well as I do that If I told
Name and Lucille and Gertie and all
Of them how I wanted 'em 10 vote
they'd vote exactly different just for
spite. There amt no woman got any
influence with any other women
NIabel-Then tell EN- to vote the
way you don't want 'em TO vote. and
they'll vote the way you want 'em
toI
Myrtle-Say Mabel. you gotta a
head all right! I gotta hand it TO
you, you sure got something between
the ears Les YOU an me go TO one
of them rallies tonight and find out
who TO vote for and then tell them
dolls TO keep offm him and then
they've vote for him.
Mabel-An right, let's. We gotta
a responsibility. us women have. an
now we got the priceless boon o. the
ballot we gotta take a hand in run
min this country the way it oughta
be run.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
PERFECT PHYSICAL CONDITION

One Of the thrilling features Of
the Notre Dame-Indiana football
game last Saturday was the sensa-
tional drop kicking Of the half-back.
such exploits on the football field
indicate perfect physical condition
Those suffering from rheumatic
pains can be restored 70 normal
health and vigor by the use OF Ian
don's Prescription 1903, originally
prepared for his own use, and now
offered TO the public by Mr.. Ian
don. Price 81. It is for sale at the
Red Cross Pharmacy in Mishawaka
and at the Frumas Drug stores in
South Bend at the following conven-
tent locations: Cor. Michigan &
Wayne. Michigan & Washington and
Main & Colfax. II you can't call,
write. 311-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

Buy your auto and truck tires
from US. We stock i,andard brands
OF best quality in all sizes. Come
and see US before you buy We sell
your favorite tire for less and noun.
them while you are resting. Lud-
,.ig's Auto supply. 4os South Mich
igan 81.
=Adv.-2ss-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION

Notice Is hereby given. that the un-
dersigned has been appointed by the
Judre OF the Circuit Court of st. Joseph
County, state OF Indiana. Administrators
OF the Estate OF william BOnury, late Of
st. Joseph county, deceased.
Said Estate is supposed TO be solvent.
LUCINDA BONURY,
Administrative.
October 23rd. 1922
John W SCHNEIDER,
Attorney for Estate
Oct a, 81. Nov. Z.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
NEW HOMES FOR SALE

Michigan St. &. room. strictly
modern home; newly built; living
room. dining room. kitchen. bed
rooms and bath; living room and din
ing room furnished In oak; ample
closet space full basement; good size
lot. Price, $4,000.
College St. north OF Lincoln Way ".
Q room STRICTLY modern bungalow; liv-
ing room. dining room, kitchen. bed
rooms and bath large attic and base
ment; furnace heat; solid oak floors
In all rooms except kitchen, French
doors between living room and dining
room; good size lot. Price. $500.
$4,000 down, $1,000 per month.
Indiana Az. new room strictly
modern home; large living room fire
place: large lot: fruit trees Price
$4,000. $1,000 cash. $1,000 a month.
Prairie Az. new . room bungalow
electric lights. good lot. $500 90 ;
$4,000 down. 5000 per month
W. X McHENRY,
Ecait0r
90 Farmers Trust Bldg L.-5T33
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

Electric Toasrers. Just what she'll
Moran's 132 y. Mich 81.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
KoPPER KET-rIE KLUR CIGARs.

Guaranteed all imported filler
With Sumatry wrapper. All dealers.
Advt.-292.-tf.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE

For suitable South Bend property. los
acres. fine farm. good buildings, nearly
all under cultivation except a few
acres low pasture. all stock. tools and
grain and cut wood for a years use
20 with farm. The stock Is all good.
horses. z cows. 10 hogs, 100 chickens
and numerous tools fully equipped
farm in running condition; SO acres In
growing grain; some clover and alfal-
IA. Location ideal one mile small
town OF 500 people, Is miles south
Bend. Price $500.
* acres Of extra good Burr Oak
land. on the Buchanan paved road
10 minutes drive from South Bend
Good 6 room house. some Outbuildings
fruit. Price. Sl55 per acre.
VOIGT & BRADFORD
L-5111
2O1-2 Citizens Bank Bldg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

FOR SALE-A wonderful hOme-not Just
hOuse. Nine rooms. al hardwood
floors fireplace On living room. four
airy bedrooms and enclosed sleeping
porch with ina door bed. Closets,
large. rO0my. electric lighted, Will make
any hOusekeeper happy. Large cup
boards and buffers pantry. Refrig-
orator with outside ice intake; milk
and package receiver. vapor system
heat. fherm0stadt control Light, airy
cement basement. fruit cellar and laun-
dry ROomy, sealed attic, clean and
light Large back yard cement flower
beds. garage convenient. Located on
Park Az. near Riverside Drive. The
price Just 400 less than ITS worth
VIII take $1,000. If interested phone
Main 2023.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
WHY PAY BIG RENT ALL WINTER,

WHY PAY BIG RENT ALL WINTER,
Why not buy a BIG roomy lot on the
easiest kind Of terms and put ND q
garage or small house 10 live IN this
Awinter and build home on the front
your lot next year? Large numbers
" people are doing &c. and their living
expenses are coming down with rush
Close 20 lincoln WAY car line. be-
tween Mishawaka and South Bend al
American neigh horhood. and a new
school building right on the addition:
improvements except pavement. now In
on many OF the streets and going in on
The others. Lots from S2T5 20 $500:
terms. $500 first payment. $500 per
month No taxes or interest for ons
year: other special discounts.
We have several big four-room houses
with full Easements now building for
sale. $500 down. S25 per month. In
Guiding interest. Look them over.
Can az the office and We viii take you
cut any time.
MEYERS LONG COMPANY
60i Farmerg Trust Bldg Main T54
Open evenings, seven 70 nine p. m
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
Real Estate For Exchange

FOR EXCHANGE.
We have a fine heavy timber land farm
OF 80 acres for sale or exchange. This
place Is we'll improved. An ideal coun-
try home.
GARN BROS.
Main 263f. 632 Farmers Trust Bldg.
/ HAVE Is room cement block nat, moo >
ern that 7 viii exchange for vacant
lots or 30 acres Of land as part pay
ment g. W. Crum & Son, POI Farmers
Trust Bldg. Main 753.
FOR TRADE-15 lots and store bldg. for
good go acre farm See Roberts, los
Dean Bldg. Omen evenings.
10 ACRES OF land to exchange for lot or
lots: must be clesr. Lincoln 1OII or
SO Il. South ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

Borrow trouble and pay double
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
Wanted-ReaI Estate

IMPROVED PROPERTY WANTED.
We have calls for property in all parts
OF the city. You Will do we'll to list your
property with Us.
LOUIS G.. PALMER & co.
40 Union Trust Bids Main l4o9
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
WHITC0NIR 8 KFTLER

WHTTCONfB & KELLER
EDGEWATER DRIVE
A new 3 room home Of unusual de-
sign. exceptionally large living
room with open fireplace; solid oak
floors and trim IN living room and din.
ing room large bedrooms with large
closets; buiit-iu tub iu bath room. eN-
ira linen closet, fun basement with
laundry connections and floor drain
Lot larger than the average. This
home and location VIII bear thorough
vestigstl0n by discriminating BUYERS.
Reasonable terms given.
Moo
Farmers Trust Bldg
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08

3. B. Cleaners Main ZOE. sOs-sI5
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
Don't Delay, Buy Today
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Houses For sale.


A FfSE HOME-we have Tor sale a hns
= room. ell modern home Just being
rlEhed. This home o. located in a nice
sidentlal section, northwest part Of
city The downstairs has living room
arroes entire width Of house. with din
sng room and kitchen. q fun front porch
and enclosed back porch also ~ barrel
cisfern. closet chute and built-in kitchen
cabinet. double floor upstairs and
down. oak floor and trim IN living
has bedrooms with clothes closets OF
each bedroom. This home is a rare
bargain az 5000 10 can be bought for
down payment of 5000
VIZ CAN also offcr q duplicate OF this
home Ia south part of city.
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO AVOID
HIGH RENT-A home for S1400 We
are Offering a fine 2 room bungalow. ia
niles from center, just on Niles road.
for the sum OF SifoO Size OF lot. 75xi30
9 Small payment takes o.. balance
SIS monthly. A real bargain.
y. BOWMAN STA partly modern
room house with barn This house
IS located IN hnc neighborho0d, close
20 car and paved street. enclosed back
porch and 1Oored attic For small ad
ditional expense this home can be made
thoroughly modern turnout. Size OF
lot 49Ll63 q Price $500. Terms
NORTHERN INDIANA REALTY co.
228 Farmers Trust. Main 753
Az ALL modern i've room bungalow al
furnished. house nearly new. furniture
nearly new, including Vlctrola. LO-
Gated four blocks from Michigan ST.. on
paved street $3.50: $3.50 cash. bal
ance Ike rent. See Roberts, los Dean
Bldg Open evenings
DECEMBER list OCCUPANCY
New. FIVE rooms. strictly modern.
hardwood floors IN living room and
dining room. good residential district.
$4,000 down, 5000 per month.
LOUIS G. PALMER COMPANY
4l2 Union Trust Bldg
Main 1869
~R SALE BY OWNER - Flve-r0om
odern home yard beautihed with
~iruhbery Located az 1901 Marietta
81 Cali az house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-08
HASKINS -SWIHART REALTY co.
2423 Misha waka Az.


HASKINS- SWIHART REALTY co.
2423 N5shawaka Az
South Bend. Ind
Two splendid terracpd lots on Campau
So One alley corner lot on NOtre
Dame Az Lot G6zf6J ON 9TH st. All
priced 20 sell. Call Mish. 400
s r. new bungalow. . r. mod. enamel
mahogany and oak finish, large corner
lot. $500 $1,000 cash
East, excellent location. new semi-bun-
galow. 3 r. oak finish. $1,000. Terms.
y w. excellent bungalow, mod. r,
fireplace. bookcases 5000 $1,000 cash.
New stucco bungalow. 3 r.. oak finish,
French doors, = block from car. $500.
Terms
s F.. splendid mod home > bedrooms.
hOOred attic, large living room, open
stairway. garage. shade. shrubs. $1,000 /;
500 cash
. blks. out. roomlng house, mod. oak
floors. 2 large rooms. 3 ear story
garage. $500. $500 cash.
Markstead Addition, near ROseland.
Ahurch and school. g acre lots. $500 20
80 $40 cash and $40 per mo.
Vacant lOts-Harter Heights, $500;
Michigan St. corner $500: Dubau Az.
$500; suburban tracts, . 70 IS acres with
buildings W0rden Realty Co.. 23S
Farmers Trust Bldg. MAS.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15
Billy Whiskers
By Frances Trego Montgomery.

Somebody get some water while I chafe his hands, commanded C. S. when the Professor reported that Chump's heart was still beating after the kicking Bettina had given him.
 II will bring It in my hat said one of the boys, land then I'll run for a doctor.''
 No, don't" moaned Chump. who now showed signs of reViving, T don't want anyone to know what a fool I was.''
 With the aid of the water and a little more rubbing, he sat up and soon was all right at Bettina's kick had only knocked the breath out of him.
 Bettina, on seeing what she had done, felt very sorry. and to show it she came and stod close beside tho boys.
 See said C1eve. "the little burro acts as if she was sorry for what she has done and I bet you could ride her now without so much as a bri- dle.''
 Get us. Chump, and try said c.
 Chunap got up and after batting Betina's nose and scratching her be- hinds the ears (the favorite place with
 most animals) Chump threw his leg
 over her back and rode off.
 As I told you before Bettina's legs were short so that Chump's feet
 nearly dragged on the ground. and every once in while he would stretch them and walk on iaas toes,
 which made a very ridiculous sight. ''I think I will try and ride that
 Billy goat" sair Cleve. flor he is as large and strong as the burro but I will approach him very cautiously at frst.'
 Cleye walked up to Billy with nice, red, Juicy apple held out in his hand. This Billy could not resist it loked to ripe and, juicy. Billy let Cleve get on his back, while he ate the apple. after which he trotted off, following Bettina, as docile as lamb.
 Stubby had followed Chump and Bettina. and now Button tagged along after Billy. expecting to get a good
 dinner when he reached Cleves house, which he did, well as Billy. Bettina was treated royalty by Chump when they reached his home, which made her feel very sor1N- that she had kicked him, especially as he had done nothing mean to her, and l the kinder he was to her now, the
 more remorseful she felt | q just wish" thought Bettina to 1 herself, that he would want me to | do som ething for him. Then I l would show him I appreciate his 1 kindness"
 l Her reverie was interrupted here i by hearing Billy baaing in the stable l yard across the road. 1 Isn't 1t nice Billy has found a 1 home so near ma? But what Is that l he is baaing out to me? Oh. I hear now! It is that the boys are plan | ming race for this afternoon in l which he and l are to be against l each other. We are to be hitch ed 1 to light two-wheeled, high carts and l driven down the road just outsid e 1 the town. The race is to be a two- ] mile one, from the outskirts of the 1 town to the fair grounds l (You will hear more about the 1 race tomorrow.)
 1 Copyrighted by the Saalfeld Publish ing Co, Akron. O.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15

Patterson is one of the best inter national stars of the sport. HIS ca reer has been an interesting one. He broke into tournament play when he was 12 and student at Melbourne col1eee He tried his hand in the Sn-corners tourney at Geelong, but failed to shine. Tn 1908 he first at tracted attention by winning the tourney. And he repeated the fol- lowing two years.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15

Gerald Patterson. the man referred to, has won several recent matches in his home country by brilliant play ing.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15

Patterson saw service in the Somme offensive and on the Italian front with the British artillery and earned the military cross at Mes sines.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15
By NORMAN E. BROWN PATrERSONS IN FORM

Which means to close followers or the lawn tennis game that Australia will make another determined bid for the Davis cup next year.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15
Part

In 1914 Patterson and Ashby Campbell won the doubles cham pionsl1ip of New South Wales and the same honor in Victoria, which virtu- afIv gave them the Australian title.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15

He was a member of the 1921 Aus tra.ian Davis cup team which put up a spirited contest for the trophy held by America.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-15
DINNER STORIES

The parish priest had dropped Tn to see one of his flock, and, to prove his kindly interest in the family and all its members. he began to ask one of the little cof1eens how she was progressing at school
 The usual questions as to the spelling of the interesting word .scat," and so forth, were put and answered. Then the priest turned to a more abstruse subject, geogre- pH-
 sNow, tell me, dear. what is Iake?" he asked.
 The little maid puckered her brows in thought for a moment. Then she said:
 ..P1aze, yer rivirince. it's a kettle wid hole in ii"
 The Star SpangIed Banner, ground out on a hand organ for money. IS taboo with the Legion in New York state, which is asking for law against sbutchering' the national anfham.