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Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-07-27

TOWN OF KETTLE RIVER
Supervisors Herman Nortrup. Alvin
Ahtbrecht. A. p. Jensen.
Address: willow River. MINI.
iasslee Of the Peace A' sTa = sr k1ast
Constable .......... George w. Kinney
TOWN OF MISSION CREEK
upervisors--Jacob j. Pioub. Vincent
stephan. Frank NJ Kubesh.
Clerk ...........- Frank Baumchen
ADDRESS: Hinckiey. MINI
Justice Of the Peace -. ". piases
Town OF MCPHERSON
oupervisors-John Melancon, Jonr v.
,iurke. X. F. King.
Address: Nickerson. MINI.
Justices OF the PEACE. p. Johnson.
constabiesM Klein. Warner wahl-
gust.
TOWN Of NORMAN
Supervisors-Chas. Fletcher Jas A.
ogiIvie. Andrew j. Larsen.
Clerk ........ Arthur F. Wood
Address: Rutiedge. MINI.
Justice OF the Peace Fred Dar gli
Town OF oGEMA
Supervisors o. Pike. sheridan Greig.
Address: Danbury, Wis.
Justices ssssrer Of the ED carps snssn
Donald Mackenzie.
Constables-Jack Linehan. Roa Thayer.
TOWN Of PARTRIDGE
Supervtsors-Fred Degerstrom. ~ r.
Nielsen. Adolph Jensen.
Address: Askov. MINI.
Justices OF the Peace--Peter Linn. j.
Chr. Oxen.
Constables-John Krantz. Jens Abra-
hansen.
TOWN OF PINE CITY
Martin P. Haug. c. A.
Robinson. w. c. E,ngler.
80 Address: pine city. ainn ~ans'"
Treasurer .-............ NJ. A. Volta
TOWN OF PINE LAKE
Supervisors--Sam J. Doseh. Adolph Kas-
perek. Chas. w. Heilman.
Clerk Address. :' Ftn,a s,n nan NJ WnR Ro'v'sto
Justices OF the Peace-Dale Ryan. G.
A. Dosch.
constables wallbaum. John
TOWN or POkEGaMa
Supervisors-H. F.. Tesch, Bernie Hady
VIM. ODanieis.
r,., ADDRESS ADD Pine city: MINI =, $500,
TUwN Of ROCK CREEK
Supervisors-vtctor Pepin. August Pet
erson. Geo. Martnson.
ADDRESS: Rock Creek: MN
Justices OF the Peace--John erickson.
Richard Lindstrom.
Constables Harry Mills. Everett Atkins
TOWN or ROyALTON
supervisors-Jotn Thunberg. A. J.
Weiss. Geo. Peters.
Address,: Pine city. Mimi. R. J.
JUSTICE or the Peace Arha Harns nsSs
Constable -: ........ Adoipn saumsr
Town OF SANDSTONE
Supervisors-iust n. Johnson. A. J.
rttens. Frank Rasmussen.
Address: sandstone. MINI ~'s''''
Justice OF the Peace >. John Jungers
Constable ,.......... Anton Anderson
rOwN OF STURGEON LAKE
Supervtsors-Matt Protosavege. Anton
Pawiewski. James Zaiesky.
Address: sturgeon Lake MINI N-
Treasurer ,.....-....... Leon Jurek
r0wN of WILMA
supervisors-Harry Duncan. C. A. Mum
ger. Neis Matson.
Clerk ,.,............. Harry Gehhardt
Address: Duxbury. MINI.
Treasurer .............. w. u. Grace
Justices OF the Peace--Warren Shute.
Nels Matson.
Constabies-R. J. Shute. =. F.. WATSON
TOWN OF wRNDEMERE
Supervsors--Gi r. PaIon. John W. An
derson. ID. Hammerauist.
" Address: Moose Lake MIN.
Treasurer .......s.... A. T.. Pet erson
Justices OF the Peace. T. Brandt
Merle Street.
Constables--Brtsbeu street, Chas. Dab
len.
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-07-27

Because IF the disturbed conditions
In Russia, Liepsic has been deprived
Of It's place as the fur center OF the
world, which has now been shifted to
Mukden. China. Many American firms
have representatives located there
Prior to 1915 practically no shipments
Of furs were made from Mukden.
whereas the value of such shipments
now amounts To $2,500OO0 annually.
Wanf Ads .unrk nimhf and daN
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-07-27

President of Council .,... j. =. Olson
Councilmen--P. w. Hoflin. Geo r
1sesse. Oscar A. Chase.
Clerk ...... A. s. GNStafsou
Treasurer ............. r. r Meiir
Justice OF the Peace Clinton Drury
Constable .......... Barney Huffman
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-07-27

President Of Council =. Chas. II. Miller
Coanefimen--Mrs- Carrie l.. Penlbieton,
G.. NJ Erickson. Ed Halva-
4. :. .
Treasurer . Joe Bochek
Justice Of the Peace August Brandt
Constable ... Geo. w. Kinney
Askov American. [volume] (Askov, Pine County, Minn.) 1914-current, 1922-07-27

Min Catt-~I cnn rood haf fAce tiko
. hook~ Mn Mlop-~WAAk Mn e
eo18 1am1yn - she unnr
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
Teacher Go class

Teacher Go class Il rrmrl h's
toryt--Wfat kind OF : :; are g..
quen - Kept In cap v'tN?
Tp..mA Jail birds - Christia n
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
MIR. Hickey
OnDr.COue
BY Frank A. Parker

DATRICK HENRY HICKEY
awoke with a feeling Of
depression after an evening
with his old friend. Tim Reilly,
the contractor, and he. summoned
the butler OF relieve his distress.
DAY by day you're settin'
better an better" said Mr..
Hickey, after the ministration Of
a proper sized dose OF the medi.
cine.
Thank you, SIR" said Perkins
II was speaking figuratively.
said Mr.. Hickey. now able to smile
wanly. ITS a way we that's in
the know have Of improvin' the
world. II we say it often enough
everything's goin' to be all right
in time. Perkins. even you. ain''
so sure it would do my friend
Casey any good, but he's a serious
case. An as for me, I'm good
enough already.
''It was a grand thing this Doc
Coue done for the world, Perkins,
when he showed us how easy 1t
is to kid ourselves along an make
us think we're strong an healthy
when we got one foot in the
grave. II you think you're all
right, you are he says. Tell
yourself you're gettin' better
often enough. an you're sure to
be convinced he says. No man.
he says, lis such a liar he won't
believe himself If he tells himself
the same story often enough.
AN it's true, Perkins; every
word Of 1t. There's many a man
told himself he was a genius when
he wasn't no such thing. But he
kept on tellin' 1t to himself till ne
got himself convinced, then after
awhile he was able to convince
somebody else. an fhebbe he
finally gets his book printed, or
his play produced, or somethin'
like that. He was only mebbe a
poor boob to start with. but by
sayin' I'm a genius every day
he finally gets away with it. An
there's other ways this Doc Coue
IL bestowin' a benefit on the
world, only he don't know 1t.
III you follow his system FER
kins, you can kid yourself into
believin' most anything. The Tat
woman can get thin and the thin
woman can get fat by followin'
the little formula. Only there
amt no way for either on" ut
them to get better an better day
by day without eatin' somethin'
now an than"
"Beggin' your pardon. sir. az
Won believe all you've been say
ine?" Perkins inquired apoio9eti
cally.
"sure I do" Mr.. Hickey re-
puad. IT got a right to oeiieVe
II it wan. to, amt r.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
IN THE DARK

o.. All END ses ss filled 1 Rat s'c sow,
srs cropping In. They push end
seaters IN search Of an aNchora0e.)
<<-- UGH! My foot!'
VII Gosh! I'm missing
half the show; can't
see a thing. Nights we'll have a
few freight cars trying to crowd
past me. Didn't know there were
such large people,"
(voioe In rear Of conplainer,
sin0- song to Little Rollo, tcho keeps
demanding that the titles shall be
Interpreted to him as they are
flashed upon the screen:)
Midnight. Her heart Is break.
ing. o, Harold. Harold, when
Voice: "They run them off too
fast Rollo. can't read them to
you"
Rollo: Jaw. why didn't you put
on some speed?"
Voice: "That1l do. Rollov'
Another delegation of tardy folks
srrJpes. Filters and laughs as a
oerfumed fIdpper squeeses into
ro,p tchere all seats are taken.J
Bass Voice: Wow! My eye!
Got a whang from that string of
hardware she calls a necklace.
Ough,a be a law against swingin'
them Things around like that. Say,
there ant no seat In herer'
(More flappsr filters az she ,pith-
draps nerrifp, planting her French
heels Upon many toe and finally
stepping upon a dropped hat.
Anotl.er Voice: Here! Get off
my kelly. You gotcha foot in It.
Gee! This is sumpin' fierce! I
nights we'll be blind. Amt seen
the screen for five mimatesw
Naughty Voice: els this a per-
Torrance for polite persons, or is
It a riot! Someone should call the
manager
Sarcastic Voice to the Left
cav, Keep auet--to the mono
logue-I can't hear a word the &C.
tors are sayin'v'
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

Rumb-At the "Follies" the other
night my eyes felt like little birds
Dumb-How come?
"Flitting from limb to limb
m'deah boy.---Chicago Phoenix.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

When you hear a man com
planning bitterly that this II NJ
longer free country you ca,
make up your mind at once tina
he 10 neither an official Of tn
Anti-saioon League. a Prohibition
officer. nor I bootlesser.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

There may be a sucker born
every minute. but the death rate
is pretty high, judging nom the
reception most statesmen get.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
Flapper Fairy Tales

Mother-Did you and Ludwig
have good time at the dance?
Georgette-No. it was horrid.
So many men kept breaking in on
me that I didn't get a chance to
dance with Ludwig.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

"That young man had no bust
ness to kiss you last night" sale
mother to the sweet young thing
"Oh, NAV, how can you say
such things! That wasn't bust.
ness, II was pleasure"
The Washington times., 1922-11-25


w Whewtopia he worked at
w all kinds of jobs. He
had to change jobs every two
weeks because his employers got
TO know him too well.
Dink couldn't keep job be-
cause he caused too many cases
of mistaken identity. He was al
ways loafing around smoking the
boss's cigars when any customers
came in and naturally they took
him for the boss.
The boss didn't mind about the
cigars but when Dink spilled the
ashes all over his new hat 1t was
time to call a halt.
Dink not only refused to work
himself but he kept everybody
else from working. He shot
craps with the bookkeepers and
held hands with the stenogra-
pliers.
The only thing that Dink was
good for was to get rid Of book
agents. When they came around
1t was Drinks job to coax them
into a poker game. By the time
the game was over he would
have all their books and all their
commissions.
The only time that Dink ever
held a job for longer than two
weeks was once when the boss
was away on a vacation.
Dink could never hold down a
Job which required reading be-
cause he always had one eye on
the clock and one on the steno-
grapher.
He was always late to work
but never late to lunch.
He was half way to the lunch
wagon when the other employees
wers reaching for their hats.
Drinks idea of a good job was
being game warden in a chicken
coop.
He tried selling corsets but got
fired on the fire cay. Dink was
q sood ma 'hema'iciAn. but
woman's fig-p fool~f him.
D:nk lost dis job in the pastry
shop becau,e the owner thought
he was too much of a cake eater.
He got fired from the bakery
because he used the ra!sins to
make home brew instead of
bread.
He lost his job as conductor on
tUe StIttI Gar ptCduSt hc let
all his friends ride free.
He lost his position in the bank
when the cashier happened to see
him putting chewing gum on his
fingers.
Dink didn't have to pay any in.
come tax because the tax inspec.
tors couldn't keep track Of all the
Jobs he had during the year.
Dink was not afraid of work.
He merely believed in watchful-
waiting.
IN THE DARK
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

"a LOWE theatre. Big picture
on. An end seats filled. Late COM
srs cropping In. They push end
sedters In search Of an ahchordoe.)
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
CRACKLINGS
FASHIONABLE man ,
Loved a maiden from a land
! Quite uncivilized.

FASHIONABLE man
N Loved a maiden from a land
II Quite uncivilized.
He made the maid his wife,
And he taught her all the IKE
That was civilized.
In a very little while
She adopted all the style
That was civilized. --'.
From the diamonds In her ears
Or the brooch upon her breast
And the load of heavy rings
No one ever could have guessed
That once she was
Uncivilized.
Soldiers are given rifles ana
bayonets before they go to war.
Young married couples are pre-
scented with knives and forks tor
a wedding present. so they can
start off their little affair with
the proper weapons. ...
Notice the cute little feathers
the fellers are wearing in their
hats? Perhaps 1t will soon be
stylish for every red-blooded man
to carry a vanity case.
It's easy enough to hold a
woman's hand before she learns
how to use a rollingpin.
There may be sucker born
every minute, but the death rate
is pretty high, judging nom the
reception most statesmen get.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

It's easy enough to hold
woman's hand before she learns
how to use q rollingpin.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

Swear the witness to answer
all questions"
Every well, your honor"
And you might swear the law
yer to question all answers. Moth
ing like plenty of formaiity abou,
n court. Judge.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

The only time that Dink ever
held job for longer than two
weeks was once when the boss
was away on a vacation.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

Dink was not afraid of work.
He merely believed in watchful.
waiting.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

The latest way to carry the
hootch is in your fountain pen.
That means we'll all have to turn
into blotting paper.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25

Dink didn't have to pay any in
come tax because the tax inspec-
tors couldn't keep track Of all the
Jobs he had during the year.
The Washington times., 1922-11-25
Whewtopia
AS Is
BY Les COnklin.

IVY HEN Dink Butts lived in
" Whewtopia he worked at
w all kinds of Jobs. He
Evening star., 1922-09-26
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Evening star., 1922-09-26
SAN DIEGO TO new YORK
NONSTOP FLIGHT IS AIM
New Motor Being Installed in
Huge Monoplane Two Army
Flyers Will Pilot.
By the Associated Press

oy tnc d6SOCl1teQ freSg.
SAN DIEGO, Calf, September 60
Mechanics have begun installing a
new liberty motor in the great mono
plane in which Lieuts. John A. Mac
Ready and Oakley Kelly of the Army
Will attempt nonstop flight from
San Diego to New York in a few days.
1t is believed 1t will take three days
to get the gigantic machine ready for
its first trial fight here.
It takes runway Of about a mile
and a half to attain sufficient speed
to get the craft into the air.
The time of the start and the exact
route to be traversed have not been
made public, bufaviators here believe
that the route will be as nearly direct
as possible. The two airmen. who will
take. turns plotting the monoplane, say
that its speed will exceed 100 miles
an hour on the transcontinental flight
despite any storms that may be met.
Lieuts. MacReady and Kelly arrived
here today. They made the last leg
of the fight from Dayton. Ell Paso to
San. Diego, in seven hours, a speed
Of little more than 100 miles an
hour. At that speed, 1t was merely
breezing along. -
Evening star., 1922-09-26

Never Judge any one to be SO thick
skinned that they would not feel a
friendly pat on the back.
Evening star., 1922-09-26
.1913 ARMS BUDGET
URGED FOR EUROPE
League Committee Asks Cut
in>War Funds; Spain and
Belgium Excepted.
COUNCIL TO BE LARGER
Representatives of Smaller Nations
to Be Increased to Hold Prestige
Over Assembly.
COUNCIL TO BE LARGER

BY the Associated Press,
GENEVA, September 26.-The re-
port Of the committee on reduction of
armaments, which was brought be-
fore the league of nations assembly
today by Lord Robert Cecil. for final
action, recommends that the Euro
pean powers. except Spain. Belgium
and the newly formed states. reduce
the total of their expenditures for
military. naval and air forces to the
amounts spent in 1913.
The report also asks continue ton of
the work of collecting statistics on
armament and proposes international
conferences on traffic in arms and to
consider extension of the Washington
naval accord to the members of the
league.
SMALLER STATES TO GAIN.
Evening star., 1922-09-26
SMALLER STATES TO GAIN.
Councils Elected Members to Be
Boosted From Four to Six.
BY EDGAR ANsEL MOWRER.

Councils Elected Members to Be
Boosted From Four to Six.
BY EDGAR ANsEL MOWRER.
By Gable to The Star and Chicago Daily News
Copyright. 1922.
GENEVA. September 2s.-The num-
Der or elected or n-permanent
members of the league council is. to
be raised from four to six. 1t was
believed at first that the four great
powers represented by permanent
the four elected members represent
Ing smaller nations. but the assembly
as well. Today the assembly's in
fuence Is growing faster than that
OF the council, and the four great
powers In order to increase the coun-
cirs efficiency. asked of their own
accord that the number of smaller
states represented in the council
should be increased.
asnceforth; the non-permanent
members M the VIII be elected for terms
the terms of two will expire each
year This makes it certain that at
least four of the elected members
Will be familiar with the world
problems to be acted upon, as at no
newly elected members Of this class.
II is virtually an imitation Of the
American Senate plan.
TWO new members this year will
probably be from Uruguay and
Czechoslovakia. The Chinese mem
Der may remain, though possibly he
Will be replaced by a Scandinavian,
as there Is a feeling that representa-
ton Of Scandinavia is desirable. The
candidacy of Persia, which might
otherwise be futile, is seriously con-
sidered because Persia is the only
Mohammedan state in the league.
When Turkey joins her election to
the council will become an immediate
possibility.
In the assembly faith in the ability
and activity Of the individual dele
gates counts above political consid-
erauons. Thus If a Belgian is re-
erected It will be solely owing to
the activity OF NJ. Paul Hyams The
the activity OF NJ. Paul Hymans. The
pa Reelected for a period of three
years under the new scheme.
Evening star., 1922-09-26
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Evening star., 1922-09-26
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designed also for expeditionary duty.
They are used in guarding American
interests In foreign countries in times
of disturbance.
-Four years is their term of service.
They must be between eighteen and
thirty-six years of age, abie-bodied,
of good character and able to pass
strict mental, moral and physical tests.
Now, the recurrence of the June ac-
tfvity In the long record of the marines
Is really remarkable. Their first en-
gagement "a June 81, TIT. in an
action off the New Foundland banks
in which the American frigate Han
cock captured the British frignte Fox.
June 1, 1905, a detachment Of ma
rines stormed Derne, a stronghold of
the TripoIians. The honor of planting
the mrst American flag IN Old World
soil is to the credit of Lieutenant
In the career of the marines:
Here are some other June incidents
In the carer of the marines:
June %, 1912, they participated In
the engagement between American fri
gate President and the British frigate
Belvidere Off the north Atlantic coast.
ssne II, 1914, marines aided in rails
ing the blockade of Chesapeake bay.
June 2, 1885, the First battalion be-
gan participation In the war against
the Greek Indians of Florida.
June rs, 1916, marines raised the
Stars and Stripes over the fortress of
Monterey, Mexico.
In June Of 1852, Commodore NJ. s.
Perry's peaceful expedition to Japan
landed-the first English-speaking peo-
pie to set foot on the island. Marine
detnchments were In the expedition.
June IS, 1862, Admiral Farragut
passed the Confederate batteries at
Vicksburg; 400 marines were with him.
In June of 1854, the marines fought
the rifle gun on the t%opgallant fore
castle Of the Kearsarge in her historic
action with the Alabama CT Cher
bourg, France, in which the Confed-
crate privateer was sunk.
June 10, 1867, marines landed in
Formosa on a punitive expedition.
June o, 1870, marines captured forts
on the Salee river, Korea.
June 10, 1898, the marines landed
at Guantanamo, Cuba, in the Spanish
American war.
June %, 1900, marines participated
in the allied storming of Pekin.
June IA, 1917, the Fifth regiment of
the United States marines sailed for
France. June 20 they landed.
, 1922-10-04

tie TO the southeast of Yellowstone
National park.
A queer sort of place for the United
a thousand miles from salt water |!
Don't get astonished. The marines
weren't. They've been most every
where else, and lone most everything
else. 1t was all in the days work.
Doubtless Capt. Shuler reported to
Washington as usual. Just as the ma
rines have been doing since 1775:
"The marines have landed and have
the situation well in hand"
Possibly the most Interesting thing
about the Teapot Dome expedition is
served on the Mutual Oil company, al
legged squntter, June Is of this year.
Why? Because one of the many unus-
ual things about the unusual marines
Is the unusual fact that June has been
the usual month with the marines for
doing things, from their establishment
by the Continental congress June 8,
IT'S, to their stopping the Germans on
the march to Paris June 2, 1918, at
Chateau-Thierry.
And who's their c~ommandant? Maj.
Gen. ]. A. LeJeune. Can you beat It |
Yes; the marines have been almost
everywhere and have done almost ev-
erything. One reason for this, of
course, Is that they can do almost
anything. So Uncle Sam sends 'em
along when he needs a little bunch of
efficiency. And as for rifle shooting
why, 90 per cent of the marines wear
the medals of marksmen, sharpshoot-
ers or expert rifiemen! Now, a marks
ma is a rifieman who can hit almost
any kind OF a mark. A shnrpshooter
is a rifleman who can hit what the
marksman misses. And an expert rifle
mar is-well, he's simply battle. muir
der and sudden DEATH"
The United States marine corps is
an independent branch of the military
service under n major general com
mardapt. In general. the corps is sub
ject to the orders of the secretary of
the navy. but It may be detached for
service with the army by the Presi-
dent On shipboard the marines are
organized as gun divisions. They are