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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-10-20
Warrington Personals

Warrington Personals
George Balwtn of Clevelan$.
OHIO. was visiting friends her.
Tuesday and Wednesday
John f. Scott has removed hta
electric shop from Market street
10 room at his hcm" in Howard
street.
Mrs. Ray Beamus and little son
Bobby are recovering from tom
sIlitis which has kept them co; :
Tined to the house for sevelA
days.
Mrs. Elizabeth Rex has movec
from her home In East High
street 10 Hl'ndred whore she viii
make her home in property re-
Gently purchased. Glenn Rex has
moved into the house formerly oc-
cup!cd by Mrs. Rex.
Earl Bruma=e is confined to his
homo in East High street by IL.
Mrs. T.. II. Dobondarfer t.,
severely III at her home in Locust
street.
Duke" Anderson has moved
from Strinctown to No. . and viii
secure employment there.
Mrs. II. :. Mathews was called
TO Beaver Halls. Pa. Tuesday by
the Illness Of relatives. Mr. MAJ
thcws has been there since Fri
day.
Mrs. Attic C. Atha is much i'm.
proved after being confined 10
her home by illness for a reA
days.
Mrs. +. LaudcrbauSh has been
III for few days. hut is improv-
ing nicely at this time.
Mr.. AMI Mrs. a. c. Atha. Mrs.
Frances HaSkins. Miss Mabel Ca!-
we're and Mrs. Glenn Norman mo.
torcd to Fairmont last evening.
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PUMPKIN PIES
FOR sHRlNERS' EVENT

Rich golden pumpkin pies nude
by experienced and frequently
tested pic bakers will lie one III
the features incident to the shrln-
ers' ball masQue TO be- held m
Masonic Temple on Halloween.
Monday. October 80.
Arrangements have been made
by ladies of Fairmont Chapter No.
"a. Order OF the Eastern Star. to
bake the pics. a subject that was
quite generally discussed at their
meeting last night. Probably 100
to 100 pieces will be baked by the
ldaics. who expect to corner tho
pumpkin market one Of these
days.
The fact ulat the affair will, be
open to members Of the Masonic
fraternity and their ladies wIll'no
doubt swell the crowd. The Shrtn-
ers arc planning 10 welcome the
couple IN the good old fashioned
way. Ben Finger is looking after
these details.
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HLlNDPE)



Two children OF Mr. and Mrs.
John Eemblc are under quarun-
tine for small pox here. No other
cases have us yet been reported.
and those under quarantine u'e
doing nicely.
Mr.. SOIcS Hurled.
Tho funeral of Sam Soles. IN
old resilient OF this community.
was held from his home Tuesday.
Mr.. SOles' death followed All III
ness lasting moro than year II
Il complication Of diseases.
Home Entered.
Some time Friday evening while
Mrs. Rosa Minor was shopping IN
town. thieves broke into her
home and carried away some valu-
able papers. No money was tax.
en-. The thieves ransacked the
dresser drawers and trunks over
the entire house. No information
leading TO the arrest Of the guilty
parties has been gained.
On the same evening a Ford
touring car was stolen from IN
front Of the residence of Jacob
Boord. and Mr.. Boord has been
unable to locate either tho car or
the persons who removed It.
Personals.
Mrs. Pierce Stackpole Is visit
ing at the home OF Mrs. Homer
Shrivcr here.
G. Taylor OF Terra Alta is tho
guest of his brothers George and
James Taylor in Hundred.
l.. l.. Friend, superintendent Of
high schools, spent last Friday
going over the local high school.
Clark McMasters Of Clarksburg
is visiting at the home Of his par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. Albert McMas.
tiers.
DR.. Edwin Cole Is spending 4
few days with relatives in Wash
inGton. Pa. He left by motor on
Monday.
Mrs. Ida ShrIver was shopping
in Fairmont Tuesday.
bCll MI hHuIL 10 uult 10 uG Out
again after an illness OF several
days.
Superintendent T. D. Lamb
spent Wednesday in Clarksburg
on business.
Miss Ellen Hunt Is able to be
back in school again after a
weeks illness.
Tho Rev. !. l.. Taylor is assist
ing the Rev. Ralph Plum in the
evangelistic services being held at
the Christian Church. The Rev.
MIR. Taylor sang at the school
chapel exercises Tuesday morning.
Z. Clovis is having a new roof
put on his dwelling here.
Mrs. Thomas White OF Waynes-
burg Is the guest Of her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Nat Kennedy.
Mrs. Emma Long is confined to
her home because Of illness.
The Rev. H. S. Chapman, new
minister at the NJ. E. Church. has
moved into his new homo here and
extends a cordial welcome to
guests
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Pihy Paragraphs
From Warrington

The price of Premier Salad
Dressing ranges from titty.iiNe
cents down to thirty.nine cents.
How come?
Now is the season for canned
foods, and as the colored boy
said
"Mah mother done ct somethin'
an got tocnall polsonin'. an ah
CANT work TO- yo' no mo-"
Old Bill LavclIe must dine three
times a day on green persimmonS
and bitter.to0t.
But anyway, Bill says he's tell.
in folks how to do It.
Only hc belongs in the Sunday
comic supplement instead OF on tho
editorial page.
~. ND the dog catcher set your
II he didn't he will-maybc
Tho high cost of living" re.
marked Deacon Slapapplc. Lies
principally in low thinking"
And as a result everybody talks.
Vox CT practere a nihn.
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Rounpd About Town.
Wornlan's Club.

y.
The regular fAll luncheon OF
the Woman's Club. previously
postponed from October "a, will
be held at the Bartlett Hotel
October 26. Mrs. Joseph Roster
OF Fairmont will be the principal
speaker. Tho president desires
that all members having names
TO present to the club attend this
meeting and turn the lists over to
Mrs. Walter l.. jerks. secretary.
Reservations for this luncheon
should be made not later than
Wednesday morning through Mrs.
Guy S. Furbee.
Sidewalk Repaired.
Tho sidewalk over the Pyles
Fork bridge was repaired by order
OF the City Commission yesterday.
and inch planks have been laid
lengthwise. This makes a nice.
smooth walk as we'll as a safe one
since new timbers were put under
meath.
On Vacation.
Miss Margaret Hopwood, stenO-
grapher In Jesse Shimp's office,
left Tuesday to spend her vaca-
tion with friends and relatives In
Wheeling and points in Ohio.
Building improvements.
Lloyd Stevens is preparing 20
build dwelling house in Grand
view, aud has part OF the con-
crete blocks for the basement Ill
ready on the ground. Work will
begin at once.
Charles Hawker Of Houghtown
is raising his dwelling. and Will
put In concrete block basement.
Blocks are being delivered for the
walls,
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nualness MeetIna

An interesting business meeting
was held by members Of the Won
lbu's Christian Temperance Union
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SPECIAL TRAIN TO
CAPITAL ARRIVES

CHARLESTON. ". Va. Oct. %
The first army of West Wiz
ginta's cohorts arrived this morn
ing for the West virginia-Wash.
ingtun & Ice game to he played
on Laidley Field here tomorrow.
The special train from Morgan
town was made up OF six sleeping
cars and carried nearly four hun
dred men .inclu9inS the Mour.
taIneer team. the University Bard
and the beginning OF the inp0ur.
Ing Of rooters. They took mp their
h"adnnartcrs at the Eanawha He
tel. Washington & Leo men WEI,
expected later In the day. and ar
engagements were being made ~;
them at the Werner Hotel.
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GLOVER GAP
WeIner Boast

lldlES NbONGl hul INtl ulhu ilhA
entertained II number OF friends at
a weincr roast on Big Run Friday
evening. wciners and marshmal.
lows being roasted over a huge
bonfire. Games were played during
the evening.
The guest list lpc:u-ei Miss Mil.
dred Byard. Miss Beryle Rice, Mist
Sarah McMiunn. Miss Ruby Morris,
Miss Lorraine Bynrd, Mis- Bessie
Rice. Miss Freida McMunn. Miss
MARY Sturm. Miss Pearl Rice. Cal
win Gofr. Herbert Rice. Harry Metz,
Kenneth Glover. Robert Glover,
Guy Morris. Ceci! Sturm and Wal.
lcr Murphy,
To Florida
NTr. and Mrs. j. l.. Wells will
leave for Florida Wednesday or
Thursday where they expect to
spend the winter.
It has been their custom for
several years to 90 fnthcr soutn
before the cold weather begins
hero. This year they will Join the
formers brother Lee who has
spent the summer there
g. v. II
The 3. Y. r. U. OF the Baptist
Church gave very interesting
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W., y: S"Ta rsr,t"v."''S S """ ,rIu
: . Ne program was Ie"LIr'o y
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Have Guests
Mrs. Charles Books and Mrs.
Ruth Keenan, and children of Fair.
mont were guests of the formers
son. Or. II. NJ. Books this week.
Mrs. Books remained for a few
days visit. hut Mrs. Keenan, has
returned 10 her home.
Scarlet Fever
Only one now case OF scarlet
fever has been reported in the past
few days. the new case being Mrs.
Clay Rrumage.- Dr. l.. l.. Yost,
county health officer from Fair.
mont was here Saturday and
placed all scarlet fever patients
under quarantine.
Personals
The Rev. W. Kendall Of Rine.
hart was business visitor here
Monday.
Billy Yost has returned 10 his
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Warrington Society
Farewell Party.

& FdTCWel F"Ly
Miss Harriet, who leaves today
accompanied by her mother for
Clearwater, Fla. where they will
spend the winter, was honor guest
At delightful farewell party Civ
en- by Miss Thclma Huey. Miss
BerenIce Holland, and Miss Jose.
phine Stealey Wednesday night.
Dancing and games were the
amusements, and at late hour
dainty refreshments were served
by the hostesse3.
The guest list included Miss
Josephine Stealey, Miss Thelma
Huey, Miss Berenlce Holland, Miss
Edna Mccall, Miss Betty Leonard,
Miss Pearl Snodgrass, Miss Emma
Gump, Miss Evelyn Forney, Miss
Louise Forney. Miss Gladys Con.
molly, Miss Grace Kerr, Miss Nil.
dred Elliott, Misc Pearl Floyd, Miss
Harriet Coleman. James Thomas,
Bernard Nutter. Phil Clayton, Ever.
cit Harton, Francis Dunnigan,
Lloyd VandergrIft, John Gump,
Holly Beall, and Jack Morris.
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VirgtnIan.
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proved that he can make her hap
pier than | can. Should give her
up to my rival in order to make her
happy? KID"
II l loved a girl. / wouldn't give
her up without a good struggle.
Better Go TO Church.
Dear Miss BlakS Seeing you are
so cleverly solving other love prob
lens, will you kindly assist me to
find a nice lady to make me happy.
am a widOwer 81 years old, and
resired business man, and have
plenty of money. and then we
would get married IL we are suit
able. l am lonesome in this big
city. Kindly let me know soon, as
am in a big hurry. Sincerely.
W. p.
I'd go to church and fnd any
number OF nice women. Ask your
friends to help you out or join or
ganization where there will occa-
sionally be women guests.
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CHARACTERS IN THE STORY

why Hattiem James mother de-
plored. ~
Hattie -etorted: She's the one
that's in love-not L"
Jane might have known the lit
tie rascal would get in the last
word.
"As you WILL" she laughed.
We'll. you are! Aren't you?'
Hattie persisted.
'T haven't the slightest idea,-
Jane said indifferently.
- Children! Childrenr' her mofner
laughed. There is plenty of time
| to worry about falling in love. You
are too young-both OF your
One Is neve- too young" Hattie
insisted with a moony expression.
What did I tell your" Jane
laughed. looking at her mother In
| amusement.
Hattie. was Allied with discom-
future. She knew they were amused
at her. and down in her little heart
| she was trying to hide a beautiful
emotion that was shining right out
| OF her eyes. Hattie was fioundered,
but stubbornly went on to explain
and make matters worse
SOuAu say you
| fall in love young after seeing the
movies? Don't they always meet
their lovers when their hair is still
in curlsT'
You're right. Hattie" Jane
acknowledged seriously. Perhaps
the reason 1 am so cynical about
love is because am a little too
old I'm rather an old maid you
know"
This seemed to please Hattie
secretly. although she said politely:
Il don't think you'-e very old,
Mr.. Carruthers said he liked me
because l was so young and full Of
fun. though" she added
"I am sure that is why he likes
you" Jane said quietly.
Hattie looked at Jane distrust-
fully.
You're notjn love with him, are
you?" she asked point blank.
Mercy no." Jane cried.
Hattie heaved a sigh of relief,
and then jana could have boxed her
ears when she repeated.
"All can say then is: I would
like to know who the man Isl
who, who is?" Mrs. Richards
asked
| Jane must be in love. She said
so the other night" Hattie said
stubbornly.
| Il am sure I know nothing about
it," James mother said, looking at
her daughter doubtfully,
Jane flung her arms up into the
air in mock surrender.
| "As you will-I'm in love with
love! But who will find the man.
Girls are all alike" her mother
laughed. but Jane heard her sigh
Of relief as she went back to the
kitchenette to watch the Jelly
cooking.
Homemade jelly. Hattie" Jane
shifted.
Yes, intend to put some up
when I'm married" Hattie said
sedately.
so do l." Jane laughed.
Hattie looked at Jane pouting
childishly. and begged.
Il wish you'd tell"
There's nobody" Jane assured
her.
But you wouldn't put up Jelly for
nobody" Hattie retorted smartly.
Continued TonorToto)
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Horoscope
TUESDAY. APRIL IS. 1877.


Neptune dominates the planetary
government of this day, according
to astrology. while Uranus is in
benefic aspect
The rule should be stimulating
To the finer energies Of life and
should assure clear vision on i'm
portant national, issues.
It is a favorable sway for d.
plomacy or for decisions on mat
ters Of public policy.
The President Of the United
states should beneft from this d.
rection Of the stars, but the seers
foretell for him many serious inter-
national problems.
Again a serious mistake on the
part of an American Ambassador
or Minister Is foreshadowed.
Changes in the Cabinet will mark
this second year OF President Hard
ing's administration.
There is a sign that seems to
promise an awakening to the spir-
itual side Of life and a revival Of
interest in religion.
The seers declare that the world
has reached the peak of its after
the-war return to materialism, and
that widespread reforms will be
brought about.
England is to have many diff
culties with colonial affairs, and
at least one of these will affect the
United States.
Peace agitation is to be insistent
in all parts OF this country, II Is
predicted. and women will take
part in a campaign 'of extraordi-
nary vehemence.
Occultists repeat their former
prophecies to the effect that Cali
fOrnia will attract many persons
who are adopts or teachers, and
that 1t will become the. center OF
psychic revelation.
Signs indicate that several inde-
pendent political leaders will lose
their hold on popular favor.
Saturn on the cusp Of the sew
-enth house will cause grave anx-
iety in Washington, owing to new
foreign problems, II is forecast.
Persons whose birthdate II is
should guard against losses of all
sorts in the coming year.
Children born on this day are
Likely to be intelligent and able to
succeed In business. They should
have unusual talents, but they may
be Inclined to be sxtravsgant.
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L16Nea/ love WSxies1n

Elisabeth was one OF the most
popular girls in a large city. She
possessed all the requisites of the
type which a young man today
might term a pippin. She was
wonderful dancer and swimmer,
and could take a prize in any form
OF vutdoor sport in which she
would compete.
She work ed in a place which con-
stantly put her in direct contact
with the public. 1t was here she
met Al for the first time. In vain
he tried to persuade her to get
better acquainted. but she refused.
But Fate had decided to take
hand in the matter, and some three
weeks later Elisabeth was formally
introduced to Al at a club dance.
Although she had a thorough dis
like for this young man, yet, be-
cause he would not consider no for
an answer. and wooed her so ar
IDENTIFY. Elisabeth at last decided
to go out with him, and within n
months time. found herself deeply
in love with the man she had at
one time hated.
ways accustomed to going with
whom she pleased. She had count
less admirers, but somehow or 9TH
er she had never felt toward any
Of them as she had Al. No matter
where she went. she realized she
could not enjoy herself unless she
was in his presence. AS her love
for him grew stronger, his love for
her began to die, and in time Ellis
abeth realized that he no longer
cared.for her.
Life, it seemed, did not hold for
her the joys she had once dreamed
of: her fallen air castles lay about
her. and she stood heartbroken in
the ruin. Instead of bracing up
and trying TO forget, she kept
grieving. until at last it was feared
she would lose her mind. At times
she would walk as IL in a daze,
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Memory
Tests
Answers to These Questions vii
BE Published Tomorrow.

nc fubuhneu TOmOrrOw.-
l. Who was the first famous
wild West" hero?
2./How many million pounds of
teaIare consumed each year in the
United States approximately!
J. What idea of the origin of Ian
suages was universally held up to
about $50 years ago?
T.. Where did Scylla and Charybdis
of Homeric fame live. according to
legends? What modern phenomena
possibly inspired the belief?
L. 5. What is isinglass?
6. Who wrote Tom SAWYER"
Z. Bound the State OF Massachu-
setts. -.
8. What eleven conquerors were
afflicted with physical infirmities ?
3. Is an oyster a shell fish?
10. Give two synonyms of penury;
for hostler.
Answers to Yesterdays Questions.
l. Who were the twenty-six MAJ
shals of the empire created by
Napoleon? Augereau. Berifadotte,
Bruno. Bessieres. Berthier. Davoust,
Grouchy, Jourdan, Kellermann. lie
FeDvre, Lannes, Massens, Marmont,
Money. Macdonald, Mu:at. Mortier,
Ney, Oudinot, Perignon. Poniatow-
ski, Soult. Suchet, Surrier, st. Cyr
and Victor Junot was never a
marshal, though credited as such
in several histories.
2. What causes a canyon? Can
yons are formed wherever the
abrasive power of the river form
ing them exceeds the wash of the
banks as caused by local rainfall.
Their depths and shape are deter
mined by the nature of the local
works. Canyons usually occur. in
desert countries.
3. What is a glyptodon? A very
large and supposedly extinct species
of the American armadillo. 1t at
tanned the size of an OK in prehis-
toric times.
4. In what scientific enterpris,
was George Washington associated
with Catherine the Great of Russia
Catherine was interested in collect
ing material for the scientific study
of language, then just beginning,
and Washington requested Amer
lean governors and generals to Sc
cure for her data on the native
languages spoken in thei- districts.
5. What Is a lode? In mining a
vein or well-defined body of metal
and generally vertical or inclined
as opposed to a bed or deposit which
is horizontal.
6. OF what country was Texas
originally a part? Formerly a part
of Mexico.
Z. Who succeeded will H. Hays
as Postmaster General of the United
States? DR.. Hubert Work, of Col.
orado. who assumed office March
4, 1922.
s. Who is manager of the Wash
ington American League baseball
team? Clyde (Zeb) Milan.
.. Give two synonyms for homage,
for stratum. Fealty. allegiance
Layer, bed.
10. What well-known producer
died recently? Natural death. }
What was his greatest picture? ?
George Loane Tucker. The Miracle
Man"
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IaiaM SaynzssaLhhdzezA

Bennie's father was plotting Ben
ME through the animal tent Of the
big circus. In one cage was a
monstrous lion. and near IL was a
large cage containing three female
lions.
Just as Bennle and his father
stopped in front OF the lions cage
the lion emitted a dreadful ROAR.
One OF the female lions roared
back
That one must be his wife:
don't you think so. papa" screeched
Bennie- z. NJ. Z.
While taking a stroll through the
country Estella saw a goat eating
grass. why. that's the cows little
girl" she cried. A. NJ. w.
Adelbert went out one evening
with his father. He. heard some
one blowing cornet, stopped.
looked around, and said: Dad,
someone is learning to be a waffle
man" W. F. p.
Alec had been out playing with
his boy friends and. on coming into
the house. he half sobbed to his
mother. Mother, want some
money TO buy a haircut: my hair
is getting so long the kids all call
me Shep." Z. l. NJ.
Four-year-old Vance was Just re-
covering from a two-week Illness,
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Good
Morning,
Judge!
By Rudolph Perkins.

One day Howard Stewards wife
Informed him that a man named
Silver King had annoyed her on
the street.
Howard met King and dema anded
an explanation.
"Ah. never knowed yo' Nen had
a wife," said King. Furthermore.
what difference do 1t make ef it was
yore wife. One wife more or less
amt nothin'. Little cullud boy-yo'
better run along afore All cracks
yo' one
The testimony showed that How
ard got stuck with a knife in the
forehead. He was treated. he said.
at the Merchants Hospital"-wher-
ever that is. King was arrested.
"All I said to that boy" Stew
art said, was for him to let No
wife alone"
Stewards wife took the stand and
said that King approached her in
the dark. lit a match and asked
II he could accompany her home
and otherwise annoyed her.
The court fined the alleged mash
er s25 or thirty days.
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Too Modern.

Dear Miss Blake: A few weeks
ago I was invited to a party by one
OF my friends. While there l was
introduced to a girl with a wonder
ful personality. Although she did
not speak much to me that night,
l was impressed by her. ! have
met her on the street occasionally
and we have exchanged saluta-
tions. A few days ago I received
a letter from her saying she cared
for me. Do you think this. proper
of girl who is just your ideal?
WAITING.
She would not be my ideal of a
nice, modest girl, as APPARENTLY she
Is no longer yours when the ques-
ton arises in your mind. Frankly
1 think her quite too modern. ad-
vanced. or whatever 1922 model she
may term herself, to make a COM
Portable fireside companion, don't
you?