The Delta independent., 1922-02-10

and as the COW stable is now turned
into a garage, that may be some time.
The financiers who urge everyone
to put their money into banks seem
rather optimistic about the profits on
a checking account that averages
$1.S7
The forests OF the United States
look little simmer each week, after
the metropolitan Sunday papers have
got through converting more OF them
into material for their slush.
Someone asks why they honk auto
mobile horns at ball games instead OF
yelling in the good old enthusiastic
way? Well, one must remember that
the present generation is very tired.
and 1t is hard work to shout
| William X. Fraser took charge OF the
Gunnison National Forest as super
visor on January /. 1922. Supervisor
Charles Steuart has resigned. Mr.
Fraser comes to the Gunnison with an
excellent record behind him. He was
first appointed as clerk on the Monte
yuma National Forest. with headquar-
ters in Durango. in August. 1907.
The bad check passers demonstrate
that plenty OF people have faith in
human nature.
The laughing jackasses OF me
nagerie kept the passengers awake
while being transported from Aus
tralia. This is not the only case
where this thing happens
Claimed that the people of Dayton.
Ohio. make so much hootch that they
have clogged their sewers with the
mash that they throw away. Probably
they cant tell their hootch from the
sewage and have got 'em mixed up.
The people OF Delta are exhorted to
get behind their home enterprises and
push them. but some folks get behind
them for the purpose OF kicking them.
Anyway folks who bought German
marks have had some valuable expert
ence.
Best way to solve the submarine
problem is for all the nations to turn
their warships into submarines by
sinking them to the bottom OF the
ocean.
The dogs OF war are getting so fussy
they have to be fed on sirloin steak.
while the family have to live on soup
meat.
Formerly they used to talk about
the silk stocking vote and the horny
handed sons OF tofl, but now these
two elements seem to be Identical
The Kid element Join the timely
movements by favoring the open
pantry door.
Perhaps all these $500 people who
shook hands with President Harding
the other day think they are intimate
friends Of his.
Formerly still alarm meant that
some one had telephoned the hremen:
now II means that the police have
smelled some mash.
Our government is represented in
European councils by an observer"
but II takes something more than OBJ
serving to get your rights in this
world
Another thing needed in this coun-
try is more girls trying for the milk
maid championship and fewer for the
beauty contests.
The man who finds the most fault
with his home town paper may be the
most upset when II Is 30 minutes late
in reaching him.
Some folks are perfectly willing to
have government sign the treaties.
provided the United States gets all
the advantages and the other powers
all the disadvantages.
Some people observe Courtesy Week
by showing politeness to the folks
from whom they want favors.
Much OF this facial decoration looks
more like facial desecration.
The nations that want to retain sub
marine warfare should remember that
Germany placed her principal reliance
on that villainous form of attack.
The public officials who agitated for
raise Of pay when prices went up
have not generally so far suggested
any reduction OF the same now that
prices have gone down.