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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
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Observations of Oldest lnhabitant
 l kin remember when girl who had her hair cut off was considered kinda queer. and a, good many old timers still hold to the same opinion.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Take the "pust. With ,Em

"f'SS s''S DUot " 'e1' "-''' "Pa, couldn't you cali these bandits, porters?" asked Clarence.
 What the deuce are you driving at?" growled his Dad
 Well, it says here they cleaned out the bank" replied Clarence.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

In view of some professional politicians the great lest political scandal of recent times light
 when Senator Pepper filed his expense account. He took in money for his campaign fund than he spent.-( Detroit Free Press)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
We Never Want to Go to Bolivia

Says news item "ln some parts of Bolivia, women wear petticoats down to the ground, and it is said that they never take one petticoat off; they just put a clean one on top! Some women are credited with wearing 40 or 50 petticoats.'
 Gosh, fellows. aren't you glad you live in the land of short skirts and silk hose? Same here!
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Russia is at least education for anarchists [who located to assist in destroying government For mer anarchists mong those camorng for government most loudly.-( Washington Star.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Whatever else may happen to Lloyd George. he still holds record for getting out of holes that any baseball pitcher might nvy.-(Philadephia Record)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
News of the Names Club

l. D.. Speis is reported from Louis vile and living in Kentucky: we suppose it is prohibition he does.
 Charles R. Sweet is a cook living
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

at 1915 Adams Street, Toledo. but we suppose with a job like that it must be pretty hard for Charles to be sweet this hot weather.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

If the McCormicks and Rockefeers the disinherting of Mathilde they might dis sipate Max's love fever.-( Cincinnati Enquirer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
still, "Martialr May Be Right. at That

Still, "Martial" May Be Right. at That
 (From Our. Own Great Daily)
 'T realize now my lack of knowl- edge of the California laws. and would not under any conditions as- sume MARTIAL relationship with the present Mrs. Valentino until the time fixed by law shall have expired"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Saved Him the Trouble

"Why didn't he run for that of @fice?"
 He found the voters were going to go for him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Anyway He'd Get an EarfuI

When a wife talks to a husband she usually exaggerates his faults, but when she talks about him she exaggerates his virtucs.-Sam Hill. It might encourage a husband little to listen in" on the meeting of the sewing society.-J. H. Reed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

.- Conan Doyle has overlooked one thing. He has assured that the tariff question will be settled in heaven.-(Toledo Blade)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Mother One Gone

Mother One Gone He stepped on the gas Instead of the brake; They're taking a collection For his family's sake.
 w. M
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Go on, Girls, We're All for You

to on, GtFfSyA"e'rc All TOT you
 An English writer says that prccty legs should be seen, and up to the time of going to press we have not heard any contradiction Sam H4ll in Cincinnati Enquirer. The eyes have it, motion carried. Dusty Miller, in Wilmington News Journal
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Daily Sentence Sermon The man who looks for flaws never gets applause.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

The former Kaiser expects to get million dollars for his memoirs" He ought to get,a million years
 -( Cincinnati Enqurer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Famous, Heavies

Heavy loads.
 Heavy weights.
 Heavy hearts And the ones the men discar1e1 when the hot wave arrived.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Petersburg (Ky) County PaperO Miss Thelma Blunt, of SharpsbuTg.
 Ky is visiting Miss Gwendolyn Good
 ridge.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Fool Questions

IT. A. B. asks: "Is it hot enough for you?" Officer, if you don't shoot him we will
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Where 1t Goes Too Ear

Money doesn't go far these day',' complained Blinks.
 "It goes far enough to get out of my reach anyway growled links.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

How Can She Live There and Be
 Blunt?
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16

forming another bond OF friend.
ship between the two nations. A
man may learn to know another
in business, but friendship as.
sured when they play together
Ihe. same thing is true OF nations
To play the game, OF another ma
ton is instinctivc!y TO ike 1t bet
te..
This has been proved mans
ti''aes. 1t has been said that base
ball did as much to win the Phil
lippincs to the United States as it,
schools. The Chinese have Gag
erly adopted American athletics
international yacht races. voolt
games and tennis matches
arouse common interest in the
nations OF tho participants. The
great Olympic games draw the
world into closer friendship.
The nations OF the world need
more reciprocity in games. The,
take each other too seriously. Lee
them learn to play together and
world peace will be great dea
nearer.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
KING GEORGE SECURES
JAIL RELEASE of CRANK
WHO WOULD ATTACK HIM

LONDON. Sept. l6-The moment
sx-Police Inspector Syme gets out OF
Jail he starts for Buckingham Palace
with a brick and hangs around wait
ing for aschance to throw it at the
King or some member OF the Royal
family.
Syme was dismissed from the police
force some thirteen years ago and, at
once developed into a crank with a
grievance. He has been agitating
against the authorities ever. since and
has been imprisoned repeatedly for
trying to create a disturbance. When
ne is locked up he. starts hunger
striking. When the. prison doctors
think he has gone hungry as long as
he can do 50 safely. he is released
Recently he made a speech in Ira
falgar Square and threatened to do
Tor the King If the authorities did not
right his wrongs for him. On failing
20 furnish securities for his good be-
haviour he, was again sent to prison
for three months, and at once de-
clined to eat.
King George is interested in Syme.
and anxious that he should not starve
himself TO death. So His Majesty
isked that he be released before he
got too weak So he is again at lib
erty, but the authorities are Watching
him closely.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
ITEMS FROM BROWNSVILLE

William L.sDcrsey. who has been
spending some time at the home of
his sister. Mrs. Maynard Carr, re-
turned to his home in washington on
Monday. if
Mrs. John 0'Neill and sons, Jack
and Spalding. of. Columbus, Ca. who
have been staying at the home of Mrs.
o'Neill's uncle, Judge Maynard Carr,
left on "Wednesday Master Jack
o'NeiR is guest or his uncle. Judge
Carr, until his mother returns to her
home in Georgia on September 20.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry H. Enoch, who
have been staying at "Gnilford." their
cottage on South river. returned to
Washington. last week.
Miss Mamie 'EinthIcum spent sew
eral days as the guest of Mrs. Kirk
patrick-Howat last week.
Service in ST. Paurs Chapel at 3 n.
m. Sunday School at 2:S0 D. m.
DR.. Caleb Dorsey and family. who
always spend the summer at their
country home near the Water Works.
moSed"back to- Baltimore Tuesday.
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Entered ~ Annapolis postofice aa
Second Glass Matter.
SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER is. 1922.
THE NEW COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

Governor Ritchie's appoints
r1ent of Walter II. Myers to the
aBPaFi of county Commissioners
8of Anne Arundel county was
about as good a one as could have
have been made, taking every
thing into consideration. Mr..
Myers is the very type of young
man who, having made good in
the field of private business and
set high personal standard, is
most needed to help attend to the
public's business and to maintain
in that field like standard.
The county is fortunate in get
ting a man of his calibre to serve
in the important office of Commits
sioner, especially at this juncture
III the Boards career, and every
body can rest assured that he will
stand conscientiously for good
government and give to the coun-
tvs affairs the same fair and bust
ncsSlike administration which has
helped in large measure to make
his private record such a clean and
successful one.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
RECIPROCITY IN CANES

Nah Jongg is said to have cap
tured large number OF the Am
orleans in China Nah Jongg is
not Chinese bandit. but a Chi
nese game, which has fascinated
the, Chinese Tor centuries. and
now has cast its charm over the
American club in Shanghai. 1t
has ACCOMPLISHED the remarkable
feat OF making playing cards OBJ
solete. and its enthusiastic PLAY
ers predict that it will become
just as popular i'll the United
States within a short time.
Whatever may be the charac-
teristics of this new game, it will
be rendering good service bv
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
IT'S NOT SUCH A GLOOMY VIEW

We are in period of transit
ton they say. Regardless of
what may be the present move
ment-even though it seems to be
upward = the long-view men as
sure us that we are destined for
the next score of wears, more or
less, to go through a period Of
defiation,> a lowering of prices of
commodities and labor. Where
as a few years ago dollar bought
a bushel,, now it. buys only two
thirds of bushel. or half a
bushel.
We shall goon. they say. shift
ing prices this way and that un-
til eventually ave get back to a
basis OF dollar a bushel, or
whereabouts. We tamay 81 never
beach the old price level, but un-
til we do reach level that is uni
formly fair and equitable we shall
not have stability. And until we
have stability we shall not have
, real prosperity.
TO shrink a price level twenty
five per cent or thirty-three per
cent or fifty per cent looks like a
big Job; and it is. 1t calls for
all the Steadiness and intelligence
and unselhshness that we can
muster. What shall be said. then,
OF the job that is before Austria,
where shirt that sold for six
crowns before the war, now sells
for 100000? What shall be said
OF Germany where 1.o00 marks
now buy what three formerly
did?
Our situation is not so bad,
viewingrit in a comparative way.
The important thing to remem-
Der is that it is easier TO stop
the dollar at tho top OF the hin
than half way down. Plunging
currency and credit gather mo
mentum as they plunge.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
TREES IN STATE FOREST
NURSERY IN FINE SHAPE

A recent inventory of the State For
est Nursery, near College Park, Mary
land, shows that the stock there has
profited from the abundant summer
rains and is in. splendid shape for set
ting out this fall.
There are small pine, spruce. and
arch seedlings for setting out in the
forest, some costing less than cent
apiece; and there are well developed
elm, oak, ash, plane, and maple for
roadside planting, costing less than a
dollar apiece.
Last spring some landowners start
ed littlo forests of their own with
.rees from the State Nursery, - and
several towns turned their main high
way approaches into Roads of Re-
membrance'' by the excellent expedi-
emit Of planting shapely shade trees
llso from the State Nursery.
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WHAT WE USUALLY FORGET

Pretty soft for that I. man--he
doesn't have thing to worry about"
"Whof'
'YRhat gray-haired gentleman over
there. He has all the money he'll
.ever need"
"0h! Do you know himf"
-Just by reputation"
well. he worked steadily 40 syears.
day and night, earning his right to
rest now
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Hewitt-You look glum. What's
the matter7
sJewett--Matter enough. gave my
wife ticket to the town where her
mother lives for a present.
Hewitt-That was nice.
saJewett--Was it7 The COMPOUNDED
ticket was good in either direction
and my wife sent II to her mother
to come here on and I'm on my way
to the train to meet her"
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FAMOUSI HELLENIC LIRsARY II
TO BE HOUSED NEAR ATHENS


tBs The Associated ,Press) 81
ATHENS. GREECE, Sept. s16.-The
Creek National, Assembly has passed
the bill expropriating a. magnificent
site on the, slopes OF Mt. Lycabettus
for the erection 'of the building for
which the Carnegie Corporation had
appropriated nthe rsum iof', $500 900
which is to house the Gennadius Lib
rary recently presented by ,Ioannes
Gennadius to the. American School Of
Classical Studies.
Speeches were made by the Prime
Minister. who read the letter OF Eiihu
Root, chairman ofithe Trustees OF the
Carnegie Corporation. announcing tire
grant and endorsing the purposes Of
the Gennadius Foundation at the
American School, and by several
prominent deputies. s.4.,
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Previous Tralr,ro.

H"fhis tsawdust evangelist paints
glowing picture of mansions in the
skies, q
" guess that kind OF talk Is easy for
him. 80 a
"Ehi" n
He used to sell suburban bunga.
lows. BIRMINGHAM. Age Herald. ~
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II understand there has been q
crime wave in Crimson Gulch."
Nothing Of the kind protested
Cactus Joe. "Our beautiful an grow
in city has suffered in reputation SIM
ply because our new sheriff got rest
less an started diggin' up lot O. Cos
sip that nobody has been payin' at
tention' to for years"
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Talent Feared.

"You have not cultivated the arts
of oratoryf'
my constituents say they don't
want an orator In my place" replied
Senator Sorghum. They're afraid an
orator, mightFbe out delivering lectures
when he ought to be answering mail
or keeping tab on the congressional
debates"
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16

Judge Ito lady awitness) Married.
Witness-Yes, twice.
Judge-Age? 3.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Judge Tin. undertone to his clerk)-
Also twice.-Answers.
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PROPOSALS

3 R;,ls viii be received hy the CITY clerk
until l. o'clock room. Monday. September
-. TO extend the terra Gotta. sewer on
Sauthgate Avepue (s-ipchl 40 linear feet
more or 9ess. Tho right is reserved to re-
jet an~ and all bids.
For further information. apply tn
W. Fl yA%SANT
se3 City Commissioner
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No. 1902 Equity.
In the Circuit Court for Anne Arundel Co.
Ordered. this eth day of September. 1922
that the sale of the property mentioned in
these proceedings, made and reported by
Winson. q. GOtt, Attorney. be ratified and
confirmed unless cause to the contrary
thereof be shown on or before the
9th DAY OF OCTOBER, NEXT;
Provided. copy of this order be inserted
in some newspaper published in Anne
Arundel county. once in each of three sue.
cessive weeks before the 9th day of 0cto-
Der. next.
The report states the amount of sales to
be 100000
VIM. n. WOODWARD. Clerk.
True Copy. Test
VIM. n. WOODWARD. Clerk.
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TO REPRESENT
ANNE ARUNDEL
AT DEDICATION


N@NN~~~@oNe
Senator Brady also announced that
there has been named a Reception
Committee from Anne ARUNDEL coan-
ty which will be composed of about
one hundred men. who have been Sc
lected, In SO far as possible. from
the yiclnitios bordering nearest TO
the route OF the new boulevard. This
committee viii assist in formally re-
ceiving the large delegation of the
Merchants and Manufacturer AasO-
ciaticn OF Baltimore on its arrival In
Upper Marlboro at $3.50 a.nm.. on
the day of the celebration. d
Nj. Magruder in his letter also re-
quested Senator Brady to make It
known that all food to be furnished by
Anne Arundel countians for the lunch
con to he held in the Fair Grounds
during the days festivities. should be
at his Office by o'clock on the after
noon tof Friday, september 30, where
II will DO collected and takeng to- Up
per Marlboro by truck.
Southern Nd. Society Active +.
The Southern Maryland Society is
also taking an active part in pre-
pairing for the celebration and has
appointed committee to. see that the
provisions for the luncheon are sup
piled. This committee, on the part OF
Anne Arundel county. is composed
of w. Meade Holiday, chairman (;
James f. Steuart, J. Spence Howard
and Joseph. r. Wilmer / q
The contributions asked OF this
county are dozen hams. hundred
tried chickens and twenty quarters OF
lamb or mutton. The committee has
made an appeal to the people gem
orally to contribute and to let the
chairman.I Mr. Holiday. know as soon
as possible what to expect.
To Use Colonial Flags
The Ceremony OF Flags, symbolic
Of the closer. business. relations be-
tween, Baltimore and Southern Nary
land, is scheduled to take place, at
2:l5 in the afternoon OF dedication
day, and it will be one OF the most
interesting features OF the colebra-
ton. Each Southern Maryland coun-
ty will have a. young lady imperson-
ating IL, and presentation to the Gov
ernor will be made in each instance
by the impersonator's State Senator.
A replica Of the old colonial military
dag of.ieach county will be carried
by the young ladies. each of whom
will be attended by matrons OF honor.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
PROPOSALS

Bids viii be received by the city clerk
n-tiI IL o'clock mon. Monday. September
81 for having 120 linear fee. more or less
If concrete rurb and gutter on Snuthpqta
Avenue. The right is reserved to reject
apv or all bids
For further information anpIv to
W II. yANSANT
s23 City Commissioner.
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interesting Specimen.

I'm afraid our boy Josh is a lounge
lizard, said Farmer Corntossel.
HE amt" replied Josh's fond moth.
er. Hes only a plesiosaurus.
How do You make that out?"
II happened to see In the dictionary
tint 'piesiosaurus' means near liz
ard" rs - -
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
COUGHS DISTURB SCHOOL WORK

SCHOOL, teachers should give the
same advice to children who have
coughs as this Florida teacher. 81
recommended Foley's Honey and Tar
to the children in my school who had
the flu and good results came when
ever II was used" writes Mrs. L. Arm
strong, Okeecflobee. Florida. Foley's
Honey and Tar contains no opiates-
ingredients printed on the wrapper.
Stood the test OF time serving three
generations. Quickly relieves colds.
coughs ana Group, throat. chest and
bronchial trouble.-(Adv.)
e Advertising In The Evening
Capital brings results.
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~The star put q great deal of fervor
into that love scene"
"The leading lady Is his wife, too.
They've been married four or Eve
years"
you don't say so? !. Gosh, that, IL
art" y,
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- ADoRAsLE scAas ia
"What a,shorrId scar George has
on his forehead" -
e"Horrld71 The IDEAL Why he GOT
that In a football game"
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= A reformer asks what issthe most
significant thing about cur -cede4 OF
morals Speaking offhand, we should
say its elasticity.
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Ahteh.

A Hitch.
The salary Ii $4,000"
"Good."
"The work"
@Hold on. thought this was q po-
litlcal job.
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Canaidarata.

Edith-"But why did you become
engaged to Jack IL you don't intend to.
marry himw
Mabel-''Well. poor Jack is very
sensitive, and you know 1t mortifies
man much more to be refused than to
have the engagement broken"
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DIE

September II. at her late
residence 1916 Chesapeake avenue East
port FRANCES MARIE isI<HARDT.
age rs years. beloved wife Of Frank J..
Linhardt.
Funeral tomorrow (Sunday. Sept. III
at 40 O'Clock from the late residence.
Interment In oak. Hill cemetery. Balti-
more.
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eaek to Normal.

Things are getting back to nor
NAL
rEh?" 81
"A good many Of these aesthetic
dancers have had to return to, bur-
iesque. Judge.
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Leave /. q rhsn.

"A political career ought to bring
out what there is In man.
''If 1t doesn't" replied Senator
Snortsworthy. ruefully. ITS because
his enemies are asleep at the switch
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-16
ORDER NISI

In the Matter of the Sale of the Mort
gagged Real Estate of Dorothy ID.
Graves and Husband.
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Legislation.

Our legislature does not pause
To heed the speeches. long since spoke
HsseasierA to, make new, laws.
Than to repair the ones we've broke
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THE EVENING CAPITAL
MD

10 on sale at the following places:
George w. Jones. $500. IDA Main Street
william SchuItze .@ West Street
Qeoege J.. Davis. ......s14 Maryland Ave.
Cha q, Feldmeyer. 90 Maryland Ave.
B.vebird Confectionery" KinR George ST
W. Is. 4 A. Newsstand. Short Lane TrrmlnaI
~. Miller. ..23g West 81 reet
n. Mandris. Third A Severn Ave- Eaatpurt
DR.. Charles Is. Henkel, % Maryland Ave.
i'elivered In Annapolis. Passport Ger.
msntown and West AnuBpolis by carrier
Tor % cent? per month. 4r
Iou can have the HvBSiHG cAPITAL
mailed 20 yon when away from the city
~ leaving your pane aud address Ut the
once. for ~ refus per month: 500 per
fesf. PAYABLE in, advance. to any postofhee
In the United States or Canada.
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POSITION WANTED

Advertising In The Evening
brings results.
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{ L A S SIFIED Ans
LOST

LosT-Marylaud tags ~ C---
10 flnke'Stein. Parole Ni FL Ee,a-,
SIS
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POSITION WANTED
AGENTS WANTED

body uses 'jral's. ,..o.
DUO Double Strength E2iracts- p,,, 70.
plete line household necessities pih1 IL.
peaters' Write today. Duo &C.,. psge
Eliza. Attica. y. J.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-17
unding Bill To
Be eReported
Without Bonus
Payments to Soldiers for
First ~ Years Must
BE Provided From Other
Sources, Senators Agree
$1,000, 100000 Needed
Survey Begun to Discover
Additional Sources of
Revenue for the Purpose

From The Tributes Washington Bmrcaa
WASHINGTON, Jan. 16.--The Sen
ate Finance Committee to-day ordered
the foreign debt funding bill report
cd to the Senate. The soldiers bonus
II was not attached to It, Moreover,
certain features in the funding bill
"hich were Objectionable to Secretary
of the Treasury Mellon had been elm
mated.
The committee did not take up the
bonus bill formally, but it was con-
sidered by Republican leaders on tho
committee IN an informal way Joseph
5. Mccoy, actuary Of the committee
was directed by it to prepare a
statement showing what money could
be derived from number Of possible
sources of revenue. This is in pursu-
ance of plan to raise $1,000, 900 900
for the bonus fund in the first two and
one'half years Of the operation of the
proposed bonus Law. After that it Is
expected that the necessary fund can
be raised from interest on the Allied
debt, and especially the British debt