Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-01
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A Prussian by. name of ,Yon Block
q Musedaofer his low fighting stock.s
q { ;gfhougb ich bin a lime, s-A . y
can kill at least, time
So he busted fine niantel clock.
Keep the Change 8nio9 bn
Buddy, let's have. a dollar blWebgotl
TO bury our old top kick .YBhif4
5d sSurest thing! Here's, a N2Gbary
Ave of them.r Q 4 not ,sfolq2 hB9d gt1i
D9 ~ %1i* " 20 s9aE
Unlucky Coincidence ibrea al
And here S one about thee Quaker
whose patriotism got the better 5of1bis
religious scfuples and who -wenbUto
war, Crawling through Nosu Mans
Land, he spied a husky German
Raising his rifle to his shoudefs he
shouted .1ol .arf'H2 3goq2 I'd balm
5tsT Friend, It's most, unfortunate for
thee, but thee standeth just where /
am gong to shoot. sUpC
81 And she blazed away 10
aS ts.4tH.) MN M %DId
Business Is Picking Up ans
b i.RastusS nsaid othe Judge ,sternly,
ii'you are found guilty of having ,stoI-
en- two chickens from M Robinson's
coop ]astlweek The fine will be FIVE
dollars.'sx 1s 8 ;s6537g t{x9t a,,,,
h Smiling eomplaeently, 8Rastus ap-
preached the clerk of the court. and
laid ten-dollar bill on the. desk. o.s.l
'Resslihs ijedge@ he said, $50 All
lgiJeS YOU ten Bucks which win pay
you IN to and includin'' mex Sattidy
night 3got q JGet'9 oH
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S0N Il L99W . Bill .'R -
dies ano account, y SO most folks say,
For Biiis he cusses now and then;
de likes his moons hine every day
And there are some occasions when .
BeHdgets+-wells just aatrifie gay. ~
ffors pfesehingo he don't seem to care.
Says that long sermons weary him: /
But when 1t comes to practice, there
You'll not find Bill'slahp burning dim;
Wh1y,with ,yop lis last crust he'd share
Dogs greet him friendly when they
lsaE vji9 81 10 isd
His lop7eared eayuse turns and reighs
When Bill comes wbistling down the
siifl streetiVse,9 glisleb iiuf .GCr9J -
And round him you will find always,
fhe tkidAes with their faces sweet. 3hl
Reach Paradise he never Wilt ie y
The parson says, hut sure i think &,
HIS I,life, contains more good than i'll; =
And when we come to pJoriaBs brink
| guess III take my chance with Bin.
.AEAnT 40 .ryArthur William Beer.
Iadl % l'sia Npendinga ml Is
oh'Well, want, to marry my daughter,
1 suppose?v snapped the grouchy old
millionaire as he glowered at the timid
youth before him. Then, adjusting his
glasses. he added; "By the way, are
yoH not one of my daughters former
@N-p5hos SIR faltesFread altered the tn cherries
one abut I. expect.I soon will be one
,,oa. With All Military Courtesy,eoe q
al What IS your name ~ demanded
.Is@e efiiS s, fairieigh, sir. III Al a=jA'
-..!1 F-za=i=r-leee-ii-g-h.,'1 - -.--
Spell is again and remember that
you're addressing your superior officer
SIR; |, sir; g, sir; h, sir. Fairleigh
! s s;r ssgag sF;. h SIR iaarfleigth
Strategy
Anti-Bosh Captain: How did you
keep our stores from being broken in
0when the town was captured by the
g0vernmenS troopsG
Anti-B ssh lieut. 1--WE put assign
I'M the window BATHS
Va ~ H. 4
Sstnore Contributions
Now the snow has gone, Ed car
Who borrowed the City Club Il
could not be found when wanted M
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