The Raymer enterprise. (New Raymer, Weld County, Colo.) 1910-19??, 1922-11-02
SCHOOL NOTES
Junior Notes

very stranel eook. Tuesday We were
making . dish in which We used
cabbage and Donald refused to cook
because he didn't like 1t 20 look out
when Donald cooks yur dinner and
you will have just what he likes with
no consideration for your taste.
Mr.. Albright to his Physics Class:
What is the most stable position OF
a brick!"
James: Down hat."
Mr.. Albright: What II It were
in your wife's hand!"
A Story by Mr.. Albright
An Irishman was taking In a
Fourth Of July celebration. and
while he was there an aeroplane ap-
peared. The charge was I've dol
lars for five minutes. That looked
terribly large to the Irishman, but
still he longed to take a ride. He
waited until the people were gone
and then asked the pilot II he
wouldn't give him ride for moth.
ing; So the pilot made him a prop.
osition. II be said anything while
he was up in the air he must pay,
II he didn't say anything his ride
was free. So he and his wife came
and got into the machine and after
they had gone through lot Of aer-
oplane stunts they started dbwn.
The pilot said well. you were too
good for me. I culdn't ct you to ssy
anything" "Yes," said the Irish
man, but l almost said something
when Mary fell out"
joe lis the window stick In
here?"
Miss Hammond: "Who?"
Gordon: "0w-w-w. | think got
the appendicitis
Max: well, what are you hold.
Ing your left sde for? Your ap-
pendix 10 on your right side"
Gordon: "Yes. ! know but I am
left handed" al.
Hana and Gretchen visited the
domestic science ono day last week.
Anyone wishing to hear Mark
speech, come and visit the
third year English class some day
this week.
Mr.. Albright to Ted In Physics
Class: Give me an example of
Newton's first law Of motion."
Ted. (not saying anything)
Mr.. Albright: "Yes, that's q
good answsr 'Abody at rest tends
10 remain So
Helen at dinner last Monday:
Say. ! got all three OF my legs
of today In manual"
Mighty Sweep Of A Juniors Hand
Banishes All Hostile 0ppoition
In Camp.
Alfred Marvin
Seniors will sanction "Freshie
pranks' will they? Well let them
suffer with their childish assocl-
ates. (Some think that Seniors are
childish. also; but they are simply
iogmatic.) So say the Juniors and
Of Raymer High School.
After Tuesday evenings proceedings
We the juniors and Sophomores be-
ieve that we have little to fear from
'uture petty misdemsanopAof friends
seniors and Freshies. thu could not
% more effectually subdued even II
We used more violent means o6 pun.
shment. They could not be more
conquered even II we forced them
tut OF their most happy position as
members Of r. H. s., For did not we,
he afore mentioned Juniors and
Sophomores. lower the dignity Of the
Seniors and Freshies (supposing
here be such thing az lowering
Freshies dignity. which sincerely
ioubt) by warming them up, and
hen cooling them of and finally
warming them up again. However,
We realized that something must be
lone. before they 1.-THE Seniors and
Freshies) became 90 large In mind
hat they would be In danger OF ap-
'oplexy. So the Juniors and Sopho-
nores humanity tried to prevent such
catastrophe by merely exposing the
seniors and Frsshies email amount
II er-driving down and holding
Town.
The occasion was q Senior party
night and the Mscklin home.
rhe time about eight.thirty when we
he juniors and sophomores escorted
The Seniors and Freshies to and old
building. Everybody hold your
breath. say an old building but
Il was wone Tor better) than that
for II was an old Ice house full Of
old votten straw and rats and mice
and spiders and maybe snakes. o!
think OF those children associating
with varmin and sanfilan I-a-l~n