Omaha daily bee., 1922-03-29
II I could I
Would like to smother
That smooth-tongued guy
Who calls nR brother"
THE CHANTS OF A LIFE TINE.

| Lissen, folks! Omaha-our city-is going on
| the map this summer in big red letters, and
here's a chance for all OF US TO dip Our brushes
| in the paint pot and add Jew swabs
In addition to the car cards, the Chamber OF
| Commerce is now planning poster board cam
paign. and here is where we humble cits come IN.
| All Husking Bee contributors, past, present
and potential. are asked to join in competition
to put over snappy, auotable, episrams and ap-
horsms, advertising Omaha. or containing sug-
gestons for building up the city and making II
| better-f possible.
These "Omahappy Thoughts" will be run in
the colyum, and the Bureau OF Publicity, C. OF
C.. is considering using the suitable ones on It's
| poster boards. c,.,,
Oh. Boy! Oh, Man, Woman and Child;
Think of the surge Of satisfaction, the thrill that
comes once in life time. when you see your
| own bran-c plastered on bill board "he'e
even he who runs will stop and read
And in addition to the JOY, of having done
vour bit. each person whose cpigrams are CHOSEN
| ia enliphten Omahans in re the advantages
of their citv will be awarded a bouquet OF gem
v;n.. hand.pcked alfalfa. None OF your tame
bales Of wild hay in this contest. 49,,
Send en1 to Philo, and make 'em short ana
"Your town, like your life, is what you make
keep busy boosting your own town and
YOU won't have time to knock others. .,
| "You need Omaha, Omaha needs you :,
And 50 on, multum in paryo. ad infinltun,, II
| we may be pardoned for borrowing from oeau
language in talking Of live town.
Come early and be in the rush. Who's first?
| You're next!
Seen in Window of Local Tailor Shop
(By one OF our scouts)
"The man who Bags at the Knees Neglects
his true personality"
In other words, keep stiff upper limb
She: Do you love babies?
He: Sure, if they are about 10 or 20 years
Contrib.
Love makes red hair golden, white hair sill
yer, and no hair at all, noble brow.
YES, YES, GO ON.
March is a joyous month to me,
But my joy would be stronger
If balmy March could only be
Another payday longer.
TODAY'S IDLE THOUGHT.
That trite truth, good goods come in small
packages" does not apply to guys salary.
You never realize how temperamental man
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
Biographies Of Famous Men
When Frank Carey was young man he
thought he would like newspaper work so he got
job on an Omaha paper as reporter. He was
out all night reporting fire and the next a. m.
the city editor gave him Ill for being late for
work
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in light wines and beer. While this is not
strikngly original tenet, it sounds like sense to
an innocent bystander.
Tim says: know some folks who are so
crazy for the linelight that they would rather
be marshal in a parade Of failure, than mere
banner bearer in a pageant OF success.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO GET UP.
1t was rather cold this mornin'
And I'd liked to stayed in bed,
But my mamma called me twice
And said, "You sleepy head"
When it's early in the mornin'
And the fires just been built,
l just like to play the possum
And hide beneath the quilt.
But when I smell that odorous coffee
And that fragrant bacon meat
Believe me start scrambling
Cause know it's time to eat
Ruth Wells.
Ruth is one Of our newest contributors. She
wins the four-poster, mahogany alarm clock,
complete with spring and tick
AFTER-THOuGHT A mellow-drama is
one that has been we'll aged.
PHILO.
Ghosts and Realities.
when white folks find dey cows tails
braided. de hoss in de hen house and de smoke
house full of chickens, wild GURUS fires seen
around de place dey say ghost do all dat. But