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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
HONA GLIMPSES THE NEW
 CHAUFFEUR

The next few weeks flew by with amazing SwiftneSS. In spite of her self Ilona was acquiring an ''air'' and furth ermore becoming more and more interested in things and people about her to her mothers delight and her small brothers deep disgist.
 You won't ever get really so- siety Lona. will your" he pleaded with her one day. after a perfect whirl of Wellington gaiety. "I mean not all dolly and uppMty?"
 "Course not dear, little boy" she answered quickly. touched by his de- spair. You know me better than that, don't you? I'll tell you what it is Gay. This life is just sure enough stage. see? Pm one of it's actors, playing or supposed to play a very leading part at present on it. and I've come to the conclusion that it saves time and tears for every one concerned to fall in with the little settings. Play my part well. Don't believe in halfway anything, you know. The more of a success am the greater the applause, and, of course, the happier, mother isl Savvy! After all, it's mother. I'm doing it for honey-not myself, or you!''
 Young Gay looked somewhat re- Iieved at her explanation. It was
 
 the loss of a chun, and feeling it deeply.
 "I understand I,ona- you are some girl, but sometimes I wish you had more time to play with me, little like you used to l; first off. And we never hardly have those walks we used to any more" There was a trail ing note of regret in his voice, which did not escape his sister And touch ed to the quick, she picked up her exquisite afternoon frock, made a face at Gay, then darted out into the back garden, as mad as ever calling to him to "come catch her if he could!' With a whoop-ee he started after her laughing and shouting to her to wait for him, and almost upsetting Miss Williams, the sedate housekeeper, in his frantic efforts to clear the back porch at one bound. Miss Williams apples and sundry vegetables on her lap went spinning in space as he passed, but Gay Jr., never hesitated until he had caught and romped and
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
STRETCH YOUR STOMACH

Of all the bromides that bromide which ayers that everybody eats too much is the most falIacious. And a close second to that one is the one that the thin people eat so much that it makes them thin to carry it around.
 If we modify the first to say "AlI those who are overweight eat too much," and the second one to say that '"Thin people eat so much indi- gestGb1es and food with no caloriG value that it makes them thin to carry it around,' we will be nearer the truth
 The fat person who eats so little and the thin person who eats too much belong to the same rare species of animal. Thereaintnones
 You can see from the above re- marks that my line of attack on you to make you gain is to make you realize that you do not eat enough for your activities; otherwise you would have a little Jeff to be stored away for the normal /amount of fat which you should have.
 But what can yoh do if you don't like the foods that are fattening? And when you have eaten a certain amount your stomach absolutely re- fuses to take more? What am I go- ing to do about that?
 This, my dear Wou1d-be- -pIumper: I am going to give you directions to stretch your stomach to accommodate more food of the right sort. And just as surely as the r. F. F. got results by shrinking their StOmachS, so you will get results by stretching yours
 The stomach is a muscular organ and can be trained just as any other muscular organ can be. And in train- ing it's muscles you will also train the digestive glands to pour out more and better grade of secretions to handle the food.
 There are other things, of course, to be considered in this gaining of weight and we will come to them later.
 You tell me that your stomach seems to get filled up very easily. that it seems as though you could not eat another mouthful But you can.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
RELAXATION

The trouble with the modern wom- an is that she cannot relax. When l think over my list of acquaintances I feel as though some of them had never relaxed at all, not from the time they were babies and jounced about in baby carriages to distract them so they wouldn't cry.
 We do live a restless, hectic life, all of us. In strange cities noises con- stantly assaN the ears. even in the country there are few places free from the shriek of an engine or the honk of a motor. We even learn to sleep with 9 constant hum of noise going on in the air around us. If it doesn't affect us consciously am sure that the ears of our subconscdous mind must be tired of the constant din.
 We are, seriously believe, in dan ger of losing our power of relaxation It is one reason why we grow old soon and worry over grey hairs and wrin- Eles. If a woman wants to stay young she should force herself to relax. She will probably have to teach herself how. If you have time for a nap in the afternoon, even for minutes, compel yourself to do so. Lie down in a darkened room and lie still even though it is an effort. It may take you weeks and weeks before you can relax sufficiently to sleep, you may be so nervous that you never will learn to doze off in the afternoon, but even so the rest will do you good.
 If you are very nervous you may find it necessary to read while you are lying there. After a time how ever, you should have gotten yourself
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
FROM SCHOOL PAPERS
(Why everybody doesn't get q mar

IWhy everybody doesn't get mark
 of 1oO.)
 Gravity is the juice of meat. Chemistry is a study about things you make things with.
 Before they built the Pantheon. where pants were invented, everybody used to wear bathrobes-
 Music is a sort of noise that sounds better than other kinds of noise. The Incas were named Incas be- cause they were black like ink. Homer was an old Roman sport. He invented baseball and they named the home runs in his honor.
 The Arctic Circle is so called be- cause 1t is so cold up there that you would get your feet cold if you didn't wear arc1ics on them.
 A pageant is . parade of people all dressed Up to look like people who have been dcad so long nobody knows what they looked like. Tides are caused by high and low water.
 An optinaist is glasses man who makes you zee things better.
 O-o-o-O
 Chicago woman adVertises that she wants to trade her husband for a good electric fan. She is doubtless tired of not air.
 O-O-O-O
 ~Otfer countries have theatrical censorshfp, notably Great Britain says an editorial. Then let us have one. by all means.
 O-O-OO
 Mfr. Sc1svnss in a spSeeA said: '"Teil ftac truth. even if the truth is urpieas- ant II must be great to be rich enough to do that On the other hand, the poor sfnk is under ham, sdfcag When his boss gives q soif exhibition, sings song or writes an article for the paper hs hss fo say. zbs<zzaah zwoxE<- baS8@
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
I0lN 1sz SPUR R2S SMOHfENT !BRS B

WE'LL, ANYHOW, THEY'RE HAPPY
 A telegram from Fl Paso announces the birth Of a girl to Mir. and Mrs. Grant Mann. The father, Hubby" Mann. was formerly Marry Nize, a football star of the N. M. NJ. l., and the University of New Mexico Mrs. popular member Of the younger set of this city.-RosweII (N. M.) News.i O-O-O-O Ice dealers say the ice must be higher this summer on account of tho advance in the price of coal. Also. dried herring are higher this year because of the failure of the pearl button crop in Peru. If you don't be- Hcve 1t, figure 1t out for yourself O-O-O-O
 WE WONDER WHO WROTE IT Esteemed ColuunIst: With consid- erab1e pained surprise I recognized in your department the ether day Q lost or strayed bit of verse In a bad state of repair. It was labeled Advanced Verse" signed "ver LibrIst." When I wrose 1t nineteen years ago 1t ran:
 THE ETERNAL TRAGEDY Once I saw
 Tombed in Q shnrd of rrnpId golden
 amber.
 A cruel spider, and silly fly, And n wise ant. quite close together.
 Even if you date it from It's first publication twelve years ago In ''Itp- plncott's Magazine" you do IL wrong by Iabsitng it Advanced Se-se''-and 'sVers Lihre" invented nineteen years ago? Incidentally. I wonder where you got 1t, and whether I may not fit ting1y refer to the cAIurnny of a col unanist 7-Aiian updegraff.
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 The reason so many popular sub script!on funds are lagging Is the fact that there arc altogether too many nnnuiar 2rrh<crfn4ann-- -fundk
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
EsHEAI2L L TAo SyN1E DR0RLE LE1S

Dear Mrs. Thompson: My hus- band is working for a. New York con- cern who has a branch office here. He has always been a hard worker and has been promoted several times. Last week the manager of the New York office came and inspected the books and made investigations and when he was through he told my hus- band that they wanted him in New York to hold a very good position there at the much bigger salary
 My husband wants to go, but I do not. In the first place, my mother and sisters live here and don't want to move to a city where I have no friends and relatives. Besides, know it would cost more to live in New York and I don't believe we will be any better off if we go. The company vii pay our moving expenses if we go. But we will not go because have told my husband that he will have to go alone if he decides to accept the offer.
 Don't you think it is better to be satisfied with a good living where your friends are than to keep looking for something else Don't you think I am right? MATTE F.
 You are decidedly selfish and place your own happiness ahead of your husbands happiness and chances for success. To be satisfied with ones lot and to give up striving means stagnation- YoJF ought to admire your husband for forging ahead and help him on his way so that you will not be a burden on his back which keeps him from advancing.
 By all means urge your husband to accept his position You can return for visits and in New York you will make new friends if you try.
 Dear Mrs. Thompson: am a young girl 21 and I do not stay at home I go with a young man 23
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
Lucky sixpence for Weddings

In olden times the lovers of ''Mer- rie England" felt that their troth was but half pHghted until they had dis covered a crooked sixpence and brok- on it together. each keeping half. The possession of these fragments was supposed to insure against faithless vows.
 One giri made set Of pretty place cards and incidentally souvenirs for her bridal luncheap, using six lucky sixpences'' obtained from an old coin dealer. Each coin was bent and att tached to one of the cards with blue ribbon. At lunchean the folklore tn- yoiyed was explained by the ortde-to- be. and e1ch girl retained her six pence for good luck in future ievs ae- fairs ef her eva.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

With most of her 13,0oo,0o0 people engaged i'll agricultural pursuits, the little kingdom of Jugo-Slavia has prob ably less unemployment than most. of the countries of the world. Ranked among the first ten countries, in pro- auctions of wheat, rye, barley, oats, flax and potatoes; first in Europe in corn production and first in the world in plum raising, Jugo-Slavia is experi- encing a boom. For the non-agricul- tural population the employment de-
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mand is keen, particularly in railroad and canal construction and in housing projects of considerable magnitude. An American syndicate is building a
 1,200 mile railroad costing O,OOOOO0.
 while domestic firms have several other undertakings in railway lines. Ma tional tax exemption laws offer ur1- usual inducements to spur building ac- tivity and these are being taken ad- vantage of in virtually avery city. Fly droelectric, canal and other projects
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
Tomorrow-Auto-suggestfons

AID inquiries addressed to Miss Forbes in care of the "T3eauty Chats department will be answered in these columns in their turn. This requires cons:d derab1e time, however, owing to the great number received. So if a personal or quicker reply is desired, a. stamped and seIf-addressed envelope must be enclosed with the question.- The Editor.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
HQ2H4GEH0LDH Q2y 4A-E s5l40Ss,L LDHINTT|

Hickory Nut Macaroons-Mix one cupful of nut meats. chopped fine with one cupful of sugar, one-half cupful of flour and one egg. Drop on buttered tins and bake in quick oven.
 Pie Helps
 When making u1icy pies, wet and pinch the crusts together as usual then bind with strip of white cot ton cloth. which has been wrung out of cold water; press it lightly over ed-e of crust, letting lower edge hang around the side of tin. and after the pie is baked it can easily be removed by taking hold of one end and pulling off.
 To keep pie from running over, roll the lower crust little larger than the pan. wet it thoroughly around the edge; do not trim until the up- per crust is in place. then trim both, after pressing firmly together. Prick top several times with fork to let steam out.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

have been authorized by the govern merlt, and work on some of the first named have been begun.
 In Zagreb, a picture of the business section of which is shown in the lower picture, an industrial exhibition and fair is to, be held next month which is attracting much attention throughout the country The upper picture shows a view in the marketplace in Podgor- itza, formerly in Montenegro, where the peasant farmers find trade brisk.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
Today's Recipes

Stuffed Cabbage Hearts-SepaTale the leaves and core the heart to small head of cabbage. Cook In boil- ing salted water for five of ten min- utes. Mix chopped meat with salt, pepper, diced onion and an egg. Roll into balls and roll each ball in a few leaves of cabbage (which have been drained and cooled). Stuff the heart of the cabbage also. Brown onions in a pot. add little water then place the stuffed cabbage in II and add a can of tomatoes Cor fresh tomatoes may be used1. Flavor with salt. pepper. paprika, celery salt and a little sugar to taste. Cook an hour or two. This may also be baked. Very delicious,
 Pepper 6aiad-a6ix apples, celery and green pepper which have been chopped very fine. Arrange on hearts Of lettuce leaves (after moist ening the mixture with mayonnaiseo md garnish with slices of hard boil d egg, or stuff fresh chilled toraa- oes with 1t.
 Sunfiower Dessert-5eparate grape ,ruit and oran ges Into sections. re- moving every bit of pulp and tissue. Arrange sections in petal formation { dessert dishes. alternating orange nd grape fruit. Place fresh straw
 errfes in center, susar and chill faraschino cherries may be used as
 enters. Whipped cream may be .dded 1z 6azlxe6.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02
MENU HINT

Grape Fruit Oatmeal Top Milk Toast Coffee
 Luncheon Creamed Pea Soup Spanish Onelet Rye Bread Apricot Whip
 Cocoa
 Dinner Stuffed Cabbage Hearts Mashed Potatoes Pepper Salad Cookies Sunf1ower Dessert Tea
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

June:-Since you are the Irish type with black hair. brows. and deep blue eyes you have no limit in your choice of colors. If there is any preference it should be given the blues and after that all the autumn shades
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

Dickey:-A girl of IT, height 5 feet, in, should weight no lbs.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

into the habit of quiet, then it will be possible to lie quietly relaxed with the eyes shut.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

Girlie:-There is nothing that will produce a complexion which is free from coarse pores and b1ackheads as the daily hot bath in which the pores of the whole body are cleansed and active The pores of the face are re- Heved through this and begin to con- tract of themselves, since they are no longer being overworked
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

Mrs. J. R. B.:-I am sorry you did not include the stamped addressed en- velope as you stated, since it has de- formula.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

The reason so many popular sub script!on funds are lagging Is the fact that there arc altogether too many nnnffiar alLhxcrfn44on- -fundz
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-02

Dear Mrs. Thompson: am a young girl 21 and do not stay at home. I go with a young man 23
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-04-28
NoTAs DE BASE BALL


Pues sedor, creiamos que ell iuegc
entire "Mayagtiez'' y "Lares" pasa
ria al elvido, pero no solamsnte Cation
10 ha vuelto sacar relucir sino u1
tai @. K, que lama Nh clmulo dc
inexatitudes en- Ell MUNDo del mar.
tes.
Antes de NADIA quiero aclarar que
6sta sera mi Ultima cronica sobre e,
va enojoso asunto, digan 10 que 1uie.
ran.
FL tai Q. K. dice que no nos MEGA
un triunfo legal en- ell iuego Gle la ma.
mana, (rnenos naD pero dice que e.
triunfo no Sc debi6 a los palos del
Mayaguez sino al ''incontable nu-
Nero de errores del campo Muy
bien. 81 hiciinos DIEZ carreras en-
tres innings fuerza de palos, bien por
los Cardenales. y 81 hicimos csc mis-.
mo numero de carreras fuerza de
errores del campo, conv6nzase que no
es possible reunir mayor ntimero &c ju-
gadores' incapaccs que esos muchachos
(Continda sn la paglna 81.
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Ell JUEGo De LA TARDE

Ell juego de Ia tarde estuvo mas con-
currido que Ell &c Ia manana, dando
principle a las dos media. Toffn och
pc el caj6n por Ell Radio y don Dinla2
per el Post, aunque ell primcro tenia
una, mano enferma. Nusstros mucha-
chos Sc mofaron de la bola do don
Dimas.
Desoariamos sabsr por que el ''sa-
bana Grande" no Sc "tira" con el
RADIO. ISer5 miedo?
S6pase que Salvador Garcia estaba
dlspuesso "a regalarze las nueve. W
AgGadila7 No quiere sino comer pi-
cdas. IY Lares, que hace?
He aqui ell score'' de la tarde:
POST 03 O 20 0 OF
RADIO 44o12 9 x-13
Baterias por tel RADIO, Tonln Gar
cta y Querido; por ell Post Dimas
y Mario.
Y shora, armas al hombro.
KTKE.
Mayagiiez, abril 1922.
Practiquen, que va Fajardo 10 essa
como el ano pasado.
Ell "score" fu6 ell siguiente:
RIO PIEDRAs o 5 4 90 c %
FAJARDo oo1 S11 2 x-13
BARoCKo.
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Ell RIO PIEDRAS STARS VS..
AJARDO

Ell domingo % del corriente ros vi
sit6 Ia novena de Rio Piedra3 con ell
objeto de tener una lucha con nuestro
equipo.
Ell publico supo corresponder al de-
safio, y estoy seguro que hubiese ha-
rido mas concurrencia 81 ell dfa no Sc
hubiese presen3ado tan nubladc. De
iuomento momento caian vartos aqua
celitos que arrenazaban los Geseos de
log espectadores.
Empez6 el desafio algo tarde ocu-
p6 ell caj6n por ell Fajardo, Mcnchin.
Este parece que no estaba tan dispues
to lamar como 10 habia estadc cuan-
do. jugamos con Lares Carolina. Los
de Rio Piedras vali6ndose- de csta bue
ns oportunidad palearon &c huerc ha-
ciendo a carreras en- Ell segGndo Y
crarto innings respectivamento.
Dejarle Monchin en- ell caj6a tan
terribles huestes no era possible. En-
.torces Paingo, Sc ocup6 de lanzar. Des
de que ocupo el cajon las baterias con
trarias Sc extinguieron por complete,
cuedando eclipsadas por elias curvitas
&c Paingo". FL formidable eapuje de
carreras Sc les redujo argollas. no te
niendo oportunidad de hacer una carre
ra mas.
Los nuestros fueron engomados en- ell
primero y segundo episodios, pero del
tercer inning en- adelanta lie declararon
una bateria formidable Santiago,
pitcher del Rio Piedras, empatando ell
iuego en- Ell quinto inning.
Siguio nuestra baterfa soltandole el
lobo Santiaguito, al final del oc-
tavo inning teniamos el juego ganado
por cuatro carre.as.
No Sc gan6 ell juego dando home
runs nj nada de ESQ, sino dando hits
y buenas roletas. Algunas de elias mo
faron a Guis6n Pelle, pues smbos
81 ser sorprendidos ror nuestra ba-
terra Sc trocaron en- coladores
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NOTAS DE SPORT
oTRA VICTORIA DEL "RADTo".-
SALVADOR GARCIA, Ell HERoE DE
LA JORNADA =

Desde el jueves estaban circulando
programas para Ell desafio de "base
Lall'' cue debia celebrarse el domingo
cntre las novenas Radio Y POST
Como quiera que ell 'sRadio'' TO ha-
Liza celebrado un solo juego dulante la
tanporads actual ell esta ciadad. los
fans Sc apresuraron asistir al
"mstch" cue prometia resultar muy
reaido.
A las diez Gle Ia nlanana eznpoz6 Ell
desafio, yendo al palo los nluchachos
del "Poss". Salvador Garcia ocup6
eli caj6n por el Radio, y siera, por
CT POST. En- el segundo episodio pa
"a el Post" Pedro Luis liga una II
res a .Brujo,. este mofa Y uega pri
mera, pudieldo lIegar al ''home'' Nues
tres players no Sc quedan etras y
Sc anotan uLs carrera Los del POST
cespu6s de la carrera que hicieron en-
e. segunao inning .nada mas pudie-
AN4A A'N0A H-A0A'A" 10 4ue S"o eoHCAAACdA
tes lograron anotarse en- el segundo,
tercero, cuarto octave una carrera
ell cada uno v tres en- Ell setjmo.
De no haber sido por los errcres de
Bruja, a estas horas el derrotado tu-
x-era otras nueve argoli2s como las
Que le res2lamos Ell sabana Grande.
Monchin, del "Post", en- el "short :
estavo inmejorable, recibiendo resonan-
tes aplausos continuamente.
He aQui ell "score"
rCsT O1o o O O. o.
RADIO o111o 81x-7
Bater1as por Ell Radio" Salvador
Garcia y Querido; por el POST Sic
ia y Mario.
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Ell TEAM GALL coAHGo" DERRO-
IA AL 'JACAGUAS STAR EN- UNA
LUCIA SENSATIONAL

Ell domingo dfa % del cue cmsa fu6
el senalado para 10 celebration 6e I'm
juego 'basebolero" entire las ncvenas
''Jacagras stars y "All CoaIao'.
AL efecto, una excursion de nuestros
FANS, excursion compuesta dc mas
de doscientas personas, dirigi6se "a la
liga del "Jacaguas' y, en- medic de
Una expectation singular, las 2:3O Sc
overon las voces de 'play ball' y
''batter up.
Las dos novenas desde ell primer epi
sodio parecian "leones''; una rulgada
de terreno era defendi6a cual 81 fue-
"a un Potosi En- la primera jornada v
"a que teniamos a Guario en- Ia an
tesala, nos regalaron una sortija. A clio.
responde el All coamo' con otra de
1gnal valor. Pero en- 10 sucesivo ANA
neci6'' y ipobre Natalie! CINco HON
BREs LIE AsALTARoN Ell HoGAR.
Luego el juego sigui6 muy iatcre-
sante pues los juanadinos ann conta-
han con esperanzas de empats ) trirln-
fc, pcro Agapito nuestro pitcher que
IA hecho temblar los mejores bats
man. de Puerto Rico, respa,dado por
les Pepitos, zaearias, la tercera de mo-
da, y DroZ, la gran muralla china, lie
cuitaron las esperanzas convirtieron
a nuestros amigos, en- amigos tristes e
inconsolables.
Y para dar una description mas exac
ia del juego, doy ell resutado final,
anotando ell score del dia:
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ELIXIR DE LEONARDO PARA La sANcRE

ST la maquinaria de su orga-
aisnno no funciona bien y usted
no recurre a un medico reputa-
do, las consecuencias resuIta-
ran muy fataIes. Por ESQ los ta-
Heres de
SOBRINOS DE PORTILLA
que hacen nuevo 10 inservible y
garantizan todos sus trabajos,
gozan Gle reputation en- todo Ell
pals. s 5lUc
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JOIN LEWIS
Stop SM
,ornpro c,aaIuuier e&ntddaa,
PARA Ell. CATARRO

Ei catarro es una infection de las mem.
branas mucosas y es un sintoma de sangre
pobre. Sangre pura protege el sstema
contra afeccioues catsrrales. FL EHrir de
Leonardo para la SdHgre limplara su sis
teina. expulsando de su cuerpo todas las
materiaS venenosas, ahmentara sus We
mas y arterias con sangre pura y roja
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ALL CoAMo O5 0 5 2 c 0 oil
JACAGUAs 0 o 8 O 2 o 2 Q o.

Para ell z de mayo estas dos novenas
tienen ssnalado un juego en- ia liga
t3R" &c coamo. Esperamos que to-
dos los "'fans'' de Juana Dfaz, Coaulo,
Barranqmtas y Aibonito est6n en- nues-
sros terrenos psra q. vean jusa. bue4
ma pelota, y Doder gritar como aver
en- la hga del Jacaguas: Use QUEDo
tDE DIAL!
Y hasta otra cue sera pronto.
HA1TzEN9