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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
IF WASHINGTON WERE PRESIDENT
Descendant of the Family Tells What
George Would Think and Do Today

II X not generally known that
George Washington held the couu-
try II record in the running broad
jump. II wasn't exceeded until
1853. lie WIS also a fine wrestler
and enjoyed most every sport.
~ no were here today he would
undoubtedly be Interested In base
bah. football and other clean
healthy games 81 the American
youth.
Always abreast Of the times and
often "a hit ahead President WASH
ingtDn would have had the greatest
Innovations OF the age In the white
house.
lie was the first man Ia the
country to use the letter press aud
one Of the first to use "A gold pen
in writing There o. 10 doubt that
he would have his home equipped
with every known utllity ranging
from electrical household appii-
unces TO q wireless telephone.
II ne were "a bit younger he
probably would be m ardent aviu-
tor.
lie would be n regular patron Of
the opera. the thcater and the bet
ter class u moving picturo-and
possibly an occasional visitor 20 the
circus. In expense books rigidly
kept by the president are entries
for many tickets bought for The
circus-usually In blocks OF siN.
He always made sure that mem
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Mother Nature was the oldest
fairy In Fhiryland, but she looked
the youngest She was guile beau
tiful. with clear blue eyes, uud soft
wavy hair and a smile that made
you forget there was such q thing
aS unhappiness or trouble In the
world.
She was glad TO sec the visitors.
and got them chairs at once
We've Just started "a lessons.
she said. The flying seeds come
up here 10 Thistlcdown Land to
learn how and whore to grow. I'm
calling the roll now TO sec u there
any absences"
when everyone was comfortable
she went back to her dosA ana be-
San.
Sadie Thistlei"
Present.
Jimmy Mink Weed"
Present.
Blny, Dick and Charlie pande-
lioni"
Late"
That = our fault" explained
Buzkins. They carried us up here
to the sky, 80 they couldn't hur-
Excused" said Mother Nature.
marking In her book. Nancy
Plume Thistle!"
Present.
Johnny Cotton Thistle
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
10y WILLIAM LANiER


NEW YORK. Feb. Elf George
Washington were president today
he would look upon the diSarna-
mont conference ns the greatest
step toward a better civilization In
the world history,
lie would see in Il the beginning
OF a great world movement that
will bring nations to a better IN
Outstanding.
lie would recognize a changed
condition that would require n clos
a. alliance between the lhIt.d
stutcs and Great Britain. In par
uculur. and France. This would
not be- a political alliance, but a
defensive alliance by which these
countries could stand together and
protect each other and the weaker
nations Of the world.
II Washington were here today
he would lind the American woman
superior to her grandmother In IN
ltintive. physical development and
Independent thought. He would
be proud Of her.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Lightning-was with them. He II
va who had recognized the boy
the day before. aud they mad kept
him from killing Erskinc from the
burhcA
lie sat on his horse like a King
and spoke a. "a king lie thanked
them FOR holding back Crooked
iikhtuinEs evil hand. but-Con-
tematuourly he sput toward tho
huge saNage=he was not to die by
that hand, lie was a paleface and
the Indians had slain his white
mother. lie had forgiven that. for
ne loved the old chief and his fos-
ter mother and brother and sister.
and the tribe had always been kind
10 him, Then they had killed his
white father and he had gone to
visit his kindred by the big waters
and now he loved them.
viii come when the leaves
fail. hc concluded. but Crooked
lightning must pitch 80 i0usc va
tine wilderness and be an outcast
from "a trbe until he can chow
that his heart II good. And then
WItn an impCrlous gesture he waly-
sd hiH mana toward the westi
Now got!
II wac hard even for Dave to
realize that the lad, Ia al purposes.
was actually then the chief OF a
powerful tribe, and even ne Was a
uttic awcd by the instant obedience
OF the saVagca, who. without a
word, mcitcu into h bushes aud
disappeared.
40 was nearing unset and from
a little hill Dave pointed TO a thin
blue wisp Of smoke rising far
uhcad from the green cNpansc.
Tho green OF the wilderness
dullgd and burst into the yellow
scarlet and the russell. This glory
in turn dulled and the leaves, like
petals OF withaFsd flowers, began
to drift 10 the earth.
Through the shower OF them
went Erallue and Fircfly.
From his cuunsllin cap the bushy
tail huub like "a plume; his deer.
skin hunting shirt. made by old
Mother Sanders, was beaded and
frinRee-iringed across the breasI
al the wrists aud at the hem, nnt
glrded hy a belt from which the
horned handle OF "a scalping knif,
showed IN front aud the head OF d
tomuhawk behind, his powder horn
swung under one shoulder and hli
bullet pouch, wudding, flint an,
airal under the other his long ri
he urroHs his saddichow. For Zoo,
ne carried only "a little sack Of salt
Tor his rifle would bring him mca.
and tho forest would give him NUT
and fruit.
On the fourth day no reacho,
the river and swain IL, holding ri
d ~ 49, - e.
head. ON the seventh he was near
ing the village whcrO the sick chic
lay. and when he caught sight o
the tespes In a little creek bottom
he fired his rife. and putting Fire
ny into d gallup ana with his rlgh
hand high swept into the village.
The flaps OF the chiefs cent part
ed ana his foeior-mothei' startei
toward MIN wish a sudden strcnn
Of tears ana turned quickly back
Tho old chiefs Keen black eye
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

that Er-kiue should come back To
tho tribe and become chief as the
ehIofs only daughter was dead and
eds only son had bcou killed BY the
uulcfa,ca
They knew that On the fight nj
'ho fort Eraklne had killed the
SHAWNEE. his torm'-tor. for they
knew tho arrow which Er-kino had
not had time TO withdraw Tho
dead shawnee brotLcr-Crookod
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
10 d MIMI nm sTONN

Al sunset Dave knew tha they
were not Tar behind him. but wueu
dsrkuUfs had th, lad - racks Dave
stopped Tor the night.
Dave laughed aioud The ncAt
forenoon.
DO seen us tracking him and
ho b doubled on u- ana ls tracking
US expect he looking al ~
nom somewhere around here.
lie halloood al the top OF MS
voice q War-whoop answered az
most in their cHrs That made the
blood leap in both the boys. Even
Dave wheeled with cooked rifiu,
and the lad stepped from behind a
bush scarcely ten feet behind them,
Well by gum, shouted Dave.
fooled uH after all
A faint grin OF triumph was on
the lad b lips, but In his eyes was
"a waiting inquiry directed at Harry
and Hugh. ihcy sprang forward.
We re sorry''
ON FREELY Harry buckled the
boy s. saddle and motioned for nim
TO climb up.
Hes your horse. cousin, said
Harry. Ny father sent him TO
you and says his home BE- yours
whenever you please, And Bar
| lAlA HNAA NV AbHAH
AZ almost the same hour in the
great house on the James the Old
| negrcsa was carrying 10 Colonel
Dale "a kiugly deed that the ,nd
| had left behind him, II was "a
rude scrawl ON "a sheet Of paper.
signed by the boys Indian name
and his totem murk-a buffalo
pierced hy an arrow.
II make me laugh l have no
use, give hole dam plontashun
barbara.
Thus read the scrawl!
IN.
Three days later they reached
the broad, beautiful Hulstun river,
pnssiug over the pluo-crchtcd. white
rocked summit ut Clinch mountain
and came TO the LAT outlying fort
OF TIE western frontier. Next day
they started on the long. long will
derncss traIl toward the Cumbcr-
land range ON tho third lay
thercfrum tie gray wall Of the
Cumberland gathered lie TANKS Ia
90 steep ,ruy cliffs and dipped
suddenly Into Cumberland Gap IN
this they climbed. ON the sum
init they ven into camp and Nos,
morning Dave swept a long arm TO-
ward tho wild eNpnnso 10 the west
-Four more days. ne cried
and W. % ho thoro,'
Toward sunset Dave. through a
SIXTH cns had the uneasy feel
Ing that he wn- not only being fol
lowed but watched from the cliff
alongside, and he observed that
Erskinc. too. had more than one,
turned In bis saddle or lifted hl,
eyes Hcdrchingly To the shaggy
thinks OF the hills.
The trail was broad enough nest
morning for thom 10 ride Nv,
abrsaat-huNc and Ershino in ud'
vance. They had scarcely gone
hundred yards when an Indiui
stepped into tho path 90 yard
ahead lustinctivoly Dave threw
his rifle up hut Ersk.nc caugh
his arm. Tho Indian had lifted
: his hand-puim upward
'Shhwneci said the lad. as ~
more appeared from the bushes
The eyes OF the two tidewater bog
grew large, and both oiinched thci
lguns convulsiveiy. The lndini
spokesman paid no heed except d
ErHkinc-and only from the lad
face, In which surprise va sue
ceeded hy sorrow and then dee
thoughtfulness. could they H-1s
: what the cultural speech meant
until Erakinc turned 10 them.
They were not on the warpatl
against the whites. he explained
|, Ills foster father-kahtoo, the bill
n chisf, the king was very III an
his mcssnge. brought by them. wa
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

II you would have the finest OF
mashed potatoes press the cooked
vegetable through a ricrr. To WI
cups OF solidly packed potatoes
add one-fourth cup OF hot milk,
one teaspoon OF butter, pinch OF
salt and paprika. Beat until very
light.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

George Mashington's bruthcrS.
lie answcrs II IN this special
article written far the MA Str-
vice. Mr.. Washington II The
hereditary representative OF his
distinguished fOrcbcarcr In he
society Of the Cincinnati.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
BY JOHN FoN7r
OK)fo tq1o ~
olArift SluualgA


BEGIN HERR. TODAY
ga T.. captured Ia in
iHaty h4 tic rCd~htn- uf hcn-
tucsy, b. auuptcu ~ tiic chief oi
the shawnee and giNcn the
name ui Wine Arrow. NE -
told that hts mother was cap
turud With iiim but was lalcr
killed.
MnitrCaicj ny an Indian brave.
Ir-kiuc Ilccr 10 u settlers stock
udc ana D., rCCug niKcd 10y his NOR
tally Wounded iusivr.
DANI lANnI.iI. a pioneer. acts
~ guardian aud sends the bog
to ltsd Oakcs, the great baic
plantation on the Janic-, oCcu-
pied b.
COLONiL DALE. younger broth
Cr isrskinc- father. LrSkinc -
kindiy received by hI- cousins,
BARBARA and
HAIRY. soon lac q%uarrclS with
Dane Grey and threatens "a stab
him. Later i.r~kinc T. ashamed
III his uutbur-t aud iic,S 10 the
Wilderness. Dave Nandvll. nIr-
~ and Hugh Miaioughby, anu;h-
a. cousin, start Ia pursuit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
TIE "BLOC"

nECENTLY one of smiths cartoons, pub
n iished ON this page, pictured the congress
~ sional agricultural Bloc" as a balloon in
n strong gale bearing its founders, the admin
;~ssration aud the republican party out over
,ncharted seas. II pictured what has been
sugEested ny a number OF thoughtful observ-
ers, that the beginnings Of such movements
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22


HAND
OFrom the Aztec \. NJ. indC-
upuHynt)
Wanted
] wan IN COW hand, who know
COWS. not under 90 years old nor
over 900. ON. who drinks. smoke
wuur- tells tho truth ana hate
.hyrphtrd,ra. An experienced
trucker. familiar with high mosls
and deep canyons where there ls
mo- feed or water Am "a hard cus-
fu work fur-l expect a man 90
know more than 20 COW No hIls
uurJ-Huu Uuwb boys. church mem
W L. Hensley.
The Three v Ranch Largo can
yon. A. o. Aztec p NJ. y
A HERALD headline says whole
sulo prices %aUpronch level 20
1919 The approach however is
being conducted with caution.
THE iO6-YEAR-OI.D citizen of
Florida. arrested on a charge of
drunk and d~isorderly, IL almost
as old rs the charge.
a GREAT DEBATE RACES over
the question. Should Judges Make
~Speeches2' Ask any n u
Judge Mcclellan attentive audi
cuCps.
Your Uncle Sans
Dry cleaning bill
Mounts up with
Every standing still.
WHEN MS COMMITTEE
wanted 10 take a trip 10 see Musscl
shoals. Congressman Kahn took
them To- a movie theater.
TOOVER has been offered q
$4,000 job running Philadelphia y
Sesquiccntcnnial exposition. The
show people are just crazy about
our cabinet members.
by TURNING LOOSE another
half million dollars for highway
building Il IL hoped to create
enough traffic to help the santa
Re railroad pay its road tax.
\ FARM JOURNAL announces
the discovery that Adam was the
first back yard gardener and Tint
his garden vas ruined by the orig
lunl chicken
THE VERMONT state prison
punishes unruly %convicts 10y forbid
ding them seeing the prison movies.
| I~ucorrigihles are not permitted the
| services Of a manicure.
SENATOR WATSON. according
20 one Of his home state papers. 10
no doubting Thomas. He believes
his charges whether there IL ans
| evidence or rot
MIR. BAIFOUR says the world +
debtor TO Uncle Sam. Thpt II not
news. II H. an unsatisfactory fin
anclal statement.
FAILURE OF the autl-DHrwir
theory bin will no doubt confirm
the suspicion Mr.. Bryan had IL
1890 that Kentucky il wor-hspplni
false gods.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
Home Hints


n you Will be busy In another
part ~ the house and unable to
watch the vegetables which have
been put on 10 boil. put q small
lump Of butter In the water. This
will make them cook steadily and
without boiling over.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

One Of the newest effects In
footwear. even eve than the
Russian boot. n the nligree AN
dal which ties with leather
thonRA These come in patent
leather.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
IANIIsACrrIRING.

Seven per cent Of a norma. years manufacturing
is done In February. and 50 per cent In March.
The percentages are believed to hold good when
business Is above or below normal. Use these Zig
ures In doping probable 1879 volume. Take che
result as a minimum. for AN upward swing later In
the year may put monthly averages above normal
to satisfy pont-up huytng.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
OIL.

Another cycle Of big oil gushcrs is starting in
Mexico, which now is producing a fourth OF IN"
worlds oil
output Of American oil has almost doubled since
1913.
Barring possible temporary reductions. the crude
market appears stabilized for the balance ut 1872.
Gasoline consumption b. running big, with less
than 40 days stocks in storage.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
e o I. o S
W Ivy the
~ SECOND FIDDLE

THE pGutGiBLE BALLOON
viii prove an effective wal
= weapon 10 we can get the en-
envy to ride In ours.
GREENWICH VILLAGE. now
reported falling down, has been
popularly believed to have been
slipping for some time.
A NEW HAVEN MAN removs s
ink spots with moonshine: al least
that's what he told his wife.
The L. 8. says Senator Reed.
Is not the world n wet nurse. Ger
tainly not; IT'S dry.
Now gather here from far and wide
Brave chiefs Of the unterrified
Old public wnlfUre's wounds 10
In Bonds Of Civic Righteousness.
Az AMERICAN collector OF an
tIQucs paid Sg.OS5 Tor an old Chic
nesv snuff bottle \ Chinese COLI
%lrctpr. no doubt. would have traded
her one for An antique American
] cocktail shaker
THE ROMA proves once moro
that "a gus bag is unreliable.
MARGOT ASQJITH says. Il like
American men better than Amer
! can women. so 10 AmerlcaH
women
MARGOT says there IN no such
thing rs freedom ln America. Wei
admit there wasn't until Mrs. AZ
quith arrived.
\ REAL JOB FOR An EXPERT
JUDGE or ELDERLY COWS
BIT No ~ NCE FOR A
HOLLYWOOD COW
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Glycerin and camphor mixed in
equal proportions and rubbed well
into the skin will whiten n.
.Camphor whitens and ~Elycerin
smooths.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22
Business Tips
BY ALBERT ArrLE

Fire losses In the United states and Canada since
the first uf january have been at the rate Of si64,-
100000 "A year.
This beats all records. Fires In 1906 reached
nearly a. big "a financial total but prices were lower
then. 30 physical destruction was less.
Insurance experts consider excessive fire losses an
indication that much property is being set afirc to
liquidatc credit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Microbes In connection with dis
ease were first written about by
n German scientist In the seven
tenth century.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Chauncey NJ. Depew says somewhat boast
fully that he never saw a baseball game,
played golf or went horseback riding De
pew is 81 years old and respect for his years
and long career as a banqueteer gets publicity
for his boast. Why the venerable Chauncey
should take pride in his lack Of interest in
these typical American sports he alone can
tell. Perhaps 1t may explain why a highly
educated man with such an amazing gift of
continuous speech should have left so little
impression upon the thought and life and
events Of his time,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Threads OF Cos used IN India
for making lace ARE SSawn out so
fine that LOO yards o. Il weigh
only one ounce.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

on the average. the bond that was quoted in the
market al 90 per cent q year ago now h. AZ 20.
This Is a composite Of leading rails, industrlula and
public utility bonds.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Domestic consumption Of cotton in the last sis
weeks has beel running 40 per cent bigger than
corresponding period OF 1921 and 45 per cent less
than in 1920.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

.ypIUuRS

Foreign loans noatod in the United States since
the armlstice now total about 81 .2bO,0O0,OOO
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Bill 10 prohibit womef, from
smoking In hotels and rest, uran.a
has been introduced In the liassa-
chusetts legislature.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

This Informal aulnr rnwI
white ,hHfuu ly llnviu BIAS
md sfHsI w,r. uI f'H Htuv ID
rial Zoo o. d.liEutnul shade 90 q
Like su muby of thu Paris fi
tho Interest ls r.uItrr1 La thal
lle IN fh.H gHH 80 ~ IA
has generously proytdri two
Tho rirllna us w,l Hs tls
uf tho trimming ucrfs- the
ana around the sleeves are mlI
,Aquislt" Irrld,yr,ut 1-r ir
Hud white.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

Sac paulo. Brazil. has onN Of
the finest municipal theatorst In
the world, costing several miilN,n
dollars.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

steel production is more than twice as big as las.
July. Jobbcrs haven't the benefit due to the mills
taking on much tonnage direct, But the steel job
bor's day b. steadily returning. A. production ncars
normal the mills cannot be bothered with the sales
function that lcgitimately belongs to the Jobbers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

FAILURE OF the anti-Darwin
theory bin will no doubt confirm
the suspicion Mr.. Bryan had in
1890 hat Kentucky il wor-h.pping
false gods.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-22

MIR BA.FOUR says the world Is
debtor TO Uncle Sam. ThPt ~ not
news. II Is an unsatisfactory fin
anclal statement.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-23

There will be track practice today
for middle distance candidates Tor
the track team at the Y. M. c. A.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-23
MANY PEOPLE VIEW
OSSIFIED MAN HERE

Frank Worden. the world famed
cssiied man, who is now on exhibit
ton at 14S Smith street, has been
seen by more people in this section
than has any other. This is due to
the fact that he Is the most remark
able freak of nature ever seen mere.
He is a mar with clear mind
and is calm. cheerful. brilliant. He
is witty and is fond of cracking Jokes
and telling amusing stories. He re-
clines on his back on a pedestal,
looking up all the time. perfectly
helpless. His body Is a rigid mass,
so rigid hat he can move only ms
from the elbow to the
hands. He can move his eyes to look
and his lips to talk. He cannot
reach up to feed himself. His jaws
are locked and he cannot chew his
food. -Four teeth have been ex-
tracted from his lower jaw, n ne
is fed by placing soft and liquid
food on his lips which he draws
into his stomach like a baby would
milk.
Frank was born in Oswego. N. r.,
MANY years ago and at the age or
seven became an orphan and for
five long miserable years he suffered
many tortures from brutal guar
dians. until a farmer in Iowa gave
him a home and schooling. Frank
has had a remarkable career which
will be told in this paper later.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-23
INDUSTRY
STILL IMPROVES

CHICAGO, ILL.,. March 23:-Fur-
Their impetus to the building indus
try. which shows marked improve
ment after being stagnant since the
World War, is expected from the
interlocking meetings here of the
National Lumber Manufacturers AS
ISOLATION, April 4 and 5, the Nation
al Construction Conference under
the direction of the National FEEDER
alton OF Construction Industries,
April 3, 4 and ). and the American
Lumber Congress, April 6 and :.
President Harding and possibly Sec
rotary Hoover will speak.
1t is predicted that closer iden;'-
fication of the lumber organizations
with the construction industries VIII
aid substantially toward the revival
of building, and joint meetings VIII
he held to this end. i've Lou
leaders in the industries are expect
ed to attend the conferences which
are described as a Three Ring CIR
Gus of the building industry.
The National Federation OF Con-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-23
ONE KILLED, TWO INJURED,
As AUTO STRIKES POLE

TRENTON. March 23:-Miss
Billie Clearwater. seventeen. OF
Philadelphia, and william C. Nor
ris. twenty-nine, of Easton. Pa E.
were recovering in Mckinley Hospi-
tai here today from injuries received
last night in an auto accident on the
Brunswick pike near Trenton. The
body of Douglas NJ. Crater. twenty
nine, of Easton, Pa. who was in
stantly killed, is at a local morgue.
Crater was the owner and driver OF
the touring car that figured in the
fatal accident. Morris and Miss
Clearwater, who claims to be an &C.
tress, occupied the rear seat.
The trio had been to New Bruins
wick and were on their way to Phil
adelphia. Crater saw another car
ahead of and pulled to the right to
pass it when the two right hand
wheels struck a hole in the road.
The driver lost control and the car
crashed into a telegraph pole. The
front of the car was smashed n
Crater wedged between the car and
pole.