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South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
PENNANT- SEEKING
PIRATES LOSE ONE
Cubs Eighth Inning Rally De-
feats Pittsburg - Both
Teams Hit Hard.

PITTSBURG, Sept s.--An eighth
inning rally by Chicago which netted
four runs upset the Pirates chance
today 20 gain a notch on New York
in the pennant race. The score was
Chicago 10, Pittsburg Both teams
hit hard, seven pitchers, three for
the visitors and four for Pittsburg
being used. Score:
Chicago .....OO2 002 042-I0 Is 0
Pittsburg 100 13I O1O-7 13 1
Aldridge, Cheeves. Kaufman
and O'Farrell; Wirts Hamilton,
Carlson, Brown, Morrison and
GoOch.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

MINNEAPOLIS. Sept. 8. - Min
neapolis took the first game from
Kansas City. 8 "a S. Kansas City
rallied IN the eighth and ninth.
scoring six runs and driving Thor
mahlen from the mound IN the
ninth Rondeaus homer was a
feature. Score:
Kansas City 900 900 33-6 y l
Minneapolis ..O1O 600 70x-s II
Caldwell. Anderson and Skff;
Thormahlen, Phillips and Mayer.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
MOSTIL STEALS HOME;
WINS FOR WHITE SOX

It two straight from Cleveland to-
day, winning 10 > Mostil's triple.
following singles by Collins and
Sheely, tied the two run lead Of the
visitors Mostil then stole home
putting the locals in front and they
were never headed. Score:
Cleveland 200 600 OO0-2 s .
Chicago ...301 1O2 00x-7 10 0
Boone. Lindsey and L. Seweu;
Leverette and Yaryan
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
SAINTS BEAT BREwERs.

ST. PAUL Setp- 5. = 81 Paul
punched hits off Pott and won the
first OF the series with Milwaukee,
s 10 5. The visitors hit Sheehan
hard in the second and third. but
after that he pitched air tight ball.
Haas hit a homer n the fret in
ming with two on base. Score:
Milwaukee .O32 600 0O0-5 s
St Paul TIP 100 OON-s 10 2
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
COLUMBUS WINS GAME.

COLUMBUS. Sept s. Columbus
won the second game Of the series
with Louisville, S 10 2. chasing Dean
from the mound in four innings.
Northrop pitched splendidly for Co
lubus. banking the visitors until
the ninth. The Shannon Twins
collided in going after a foul in the
third, Joe receiving a twisted an
kle Score:
Louisville 900 600 002-2 3
Columbus ....3O2 200 IOx-s 13 0
Dean. Long and Brottem: North
rop and Hartley.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

New York at Philadelphia.
Chicago at PittSburg.
St Louis az Cincinnati.
American League
Detroit at ST. Louis.
Cleveland at Chicago.
Washington at New York.
Philadelphia at Boston - games)
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

Garments CleaneG-Aetna Clean
ers. Advt.-23S-tf.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
American League
American Association
Yesterdays RESULTS
National LeaEnn


New York 4; Philadelphia s.
Chicago 10. Pirtsburg :.
81. Louis 8; Cincinnati /
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
American Association

Kansas City s Minneapolis q
Louisville 2: Columbus 5.
Indianapolis 10: Toedo ..
Milwaukee s.: s.. Paul s
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

Buy two Cinco cigars for 15c.-
adv.-246 r.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
Leading Hitters
AMERICAN. IEAGrE.

For reliable dentistry consult ID
Carson & Oren. 1E5 W. washIngtN
av. p. Main sac. ADV 2Os n
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

Buy two Cinco cissrs for Is cents.
adv 946tf
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

Washington J. New York ;.
Philadelphia 4: Boston ..
Cleveland .; Chicago .
Detroit :: ST Louis 3.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09

Buy two Cinco Cigars for Il
Adv.-2te-tf
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
ToDAY's GAMES

Boston al Brooklya.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-09
MILERs SCORE WIN

DEdN1 LIIIIe anu u NeI--'.' -
rop and Hartley.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
AIR MAIL SERVICE
SUGGESTED LONG AGO
Postmaster General Advised
in 1922 to Use New Fly
ing Machine. "

WASHINGTON. March 2S-More
tIau hundred years ago. when the
Jr.tcs states mails We're being trans
ported by carriers on horse back. the
editor Of the Freeman's Journal. now
-le Norristown. Pa. Herald. sug-
-estcd the use of flying ships" and
today Postmaster General Work de-
ded lt was time publicly TO ac-
know edge receipt of ,he friendly
advice"
I'm the issue of the Freeman's
Journal OF March I. 1922. the editor
wrote
eve would advise the Postmaster
General 10 avail himself of the novel
and the very ingenious hying ma
chine. invented by James Bennett OF
Philadelphia. by which we conceive
the mails would he transported with
more celebrity and the arrival lt the
places OF destination be much more
certain than is the case az present. "
In approval OF the development
az the air mail service. Postmaster
General Work said;
III that was true then 70 is true
today. and I wish might Doe able 20
advise this old editor that we are
today using tho dNne machine with
splendid results in Transporting the
malls with safety and celebrity.
FostofHce records show that IN
1858 wonderful feat" was per-
formed in carrying the mail and
news dispatches hy relays of horses
every i've miles. between Washing
ton and New York. in j. hours
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

howled the Fox. when he found
himself fast Who has hold or
my taI2"
It's just the paste, Don't worry
laughed tht bunny. who knew ne
couldn't he hurt now. Just sit
there until the Policeman Dog
comes"
Policeman Dog What for?"
howled the Fox
To arrest YOU" said the bunny.
And surely enough. the paste held
the Fox so fast that ne couldn't get
ont or the chair and the chair was
roo big 10 drag with him In came
the Policeman DOG. VINO arrested
the bad chap and took him away
Then Uncle wiggily finished
pasting the book. though the sticky
stuff IN the pan where the Fox had
sat was too much squashed to use
In a pudding. So Nurse Jane took
peanut butter instead
And everything ended happily.
Now II the lemon pie doesn't stand
on its head when it's trying TO
reach up on the high shelf and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
URIC ACID IN MEAT
BRINGS RHEUMATISM
Says a little Salts in water NAV
save you from dread
attack.

Rheumatism is easier 10 avoid
authority. We are advised 10 dress
warmly; keep the feet dry: avoid
exposure: eat less meat. but drink
plenty Of good water.
Rheumatism is a direct result OF
eating too much meat and other
rich foods that produce uric acid
which is absorbed into the blood. II
is the function Of the kidneys to
filter this acid from the blood and
cast It out In the urine; the pores
Of the skin are also a means of free
ing the blood of this impurity. In
damp and chilly cold weather the
skin pores are closed thus forcing
the kidneys 10 do double work. they
become weak and sluggish and fail
10 eliminate the uric acid which
keeps accumulating and circulating
through the system. eventually set
Ting In the joints and muscles caus-
ing stiffness. soreness and pain call
ed rheumatism.
At the first twinge OF rheumatism
get from any pharmacy about -four
ounces of Jad Salts: put a table
spoonful in a glass OF water and
drink before breakfast each morn
ing for a week This is said to
eliminate uric acid by stimulating
the kidneys 10 normal action, thus
Kidding the blood OF these impurities
Jad Salts is Inexpensive. harmless
and Is made from che acid OF grapes
and lemon juice. combined with
lithia and is used with excellent re-
suits by thousands Of folks who are
subject 10 rheumatism. Here you
have a pleasant. effervescent lithia-
water drink which helps overcome
uric acid and Is beneficial to your
kidneys "a well. -Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
BEGGING QUEEN
COMES To GRIEF

LONDON. March 2S.-Meet Miss
Maud Tarling, age 64 champion
begging letter writer OF the world.
Maud Is described today in London
as the Begging Letter queen
She has just been convicted again
and sentenced for writing her hun
dred and ffty-first appeal"
The magistrate. in giving her six
months at hard labor showed that
Maud had written letters to Queen
Mother Alexandra of England. eS--
King Manuel of Portugal and half
the crowned heads of Europe and
the east.
Some Of the letters purported to
come from Alice Barclay
always pleaded the dying baby yarn,
while those-the most successful
we're signed Nellie Handyside" and
told a grief stricken story of a hus-
band who threatens to roast my
little baby when I have no money to
buy him beer"
Evidence showed that Maud had
secured thousands OF pounds through
her hard luck letters. She had in
her possession fifteen different sets
Of writing paper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
PRINCE OF WALES
WILL VISIT JAPAN
Elaborate Round of Enter
tainments Planned for ROYAL
Guest During STAY.

LONDON, March 9-(By MaiD.-
The Prince of Wales is 10 spend
nearly a month I'm Japan, and num-
erous dinner parties, balls and other
.ceremonials and entertainments have
been arranged IN his honor.
The program OF his stay in the
Mikado's empire. as announced here.
shows that after Arriving in Yoke
homa on the battleship Renown.
April O. ne Will go straight 20 To-
kio. where he viii be entertained
with dinners at the Japanese for
eign office and at the prime minis
ter's official residence. The British
embassy in Toxic and the British
colony in Yokohoma are planning
90 give balls 70 celebrate his visit.
After a week i'm those two cities. the
Prince viii go 20 Nikko for two
dave and afterward VIII visit Oda-
wara and Lake Hakone. visiting Yo-
kohoma on the way 20 unveil the
inter-allied war memorial arch.
which has been erected by popular
subscription on the Bluff" the for
eign residential district.
Later. ne Will proceed by automo-
bile 90 ShoU. where ne will remain
over nieht and on the following day
viii go 20 Ida. whence he VIII de-
scend the Tenryugawa rapids as far
as the railway line where ne wiz
take the train for Kioto. one week
viii be spent I'm this ancient capital
city Of Japan I'm which the Prince
will visit Lake Biwa and the island
Of Chfkubushima
Next the Prince VIII go 20 Nara
for two DAYS and then 10 Kobe
where ne viii be entertained by the
British colony
on May ne Is 20 sail from Kobe
through the Inland Sea. possibly
stopping at some OF its ports. and
on May q ne VIII leave Japan for
Manila, where he VIII spend two
days.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
DONATES ROOSEVELT
MEMORIAL TO CITY
Admirer of Former President
Presents Statue to Port
land.

PORTLAND. ore. March IS
Admiration for Theodore Roose-
Welt a. man and citizen. prompted
Or Henry Waldo Coe. a Portland
physician. who knew Roosevelt as
d cowboy in North Dakota. % do
nate 90 the city OF Portland an
equestrian statue Of the former pre-
sidcut. The statue is now being
made by Phimister Proctor. noted
sculptor 10 is expected 20 be fin
ished some time this coming sum-
u.er and Pres. Warren O.. Harding
has been asked t0 Offciate at the
unwilling. il the statue rs finished at
the time the President makes his
proposed western trip
When Roosevelt lived ar Medora.
DR. Coe was Al Mandan. and they
met as hunters. DIR. Coe had some
hunting dogs that Roosevelt liked
very well. and Roosevelt used TO
visit the Mandan region where the
hunting was better than around
Nedora. In later years DIR. COe visit
cd with Roosevelt i'm his train
while the President was making a
western trip. and relates that when
they reached Medora Roosevelt in
sisted upon shaking hands with
every person in the town.
The statue is of heroic size. being
u feet high above the base. An
archetect is % be engaged to de-
sign the base which VIII be about
10 feet high A site for the statue
has been chosen IN a centrally To-
Gated park.
Or. Coe plans 20 place somewhere
IN North Dakota. the cast from
which the statue is made Mandan,
Minot and Bismarck have asked for
#. but the place has not Vet been
selected
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
DIVORCES ARE MADE
CHEAPER IN LONDON

LINNUN- NaT0E -S-"TIV0T0" =
cheaper in London today than it was
before
Wives. suing as poor persons. are
shortly - receive special conces-
sions
Under the old rules a wife could
not proceed with her case unless she
first deposited $40 in court
With the new rules in force. any
poor woman can get her freedom
and she Will not be obliged 20 pro-
duce the $50 court money. provided
she swear in an affidavit TO tho effect
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
for Relief
For Starring Children

CONSTANTINOPLE. March A.
CBy Mail Mgr Zaver. Armenian
patriarch here. has sent a message to
500 American tourists as they left
here for the Holy land in which he
asserted that 200, 900 persons in the
vicinity Of Erivan alone were starv-
ing and that famine is raging in the
Caucasus.
Although the Near East relief
workers are daily taking starv-
ing children from the streets, he de-
clared the problem was growing too
great TO meet. He appealed for fur
Their aid for the Armenian children.
saying, I'VE older people have lived
our lives but the children are the
future citizens"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

CLEVELAND o. March Is
Hre Of the thousands of Cleveland
els who made am income taN cost
fle government far more than it
derived The return was for two
.rts. the smallest on record this
tear
From the time the return blank
was mailed 90 the taxpayer until
filed for a record 10 was handled
by ten persons connected with the
revenue department. attaches said.
But the big ones balance up the
losses Collector ROutzahn declar-
ed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
Prayers for Scout Dead
Offered Up at Luncheon

Bishop Sidney G. Partridge was
the guest Of honor at a luncheon
given Tuesday noon at the oliver no.
tel by Rev. Robert F. Long. rector
of ST. James Episcopal church The
members Of the Ministerial assOcia-
tion were also entertained, the regu-
lar Monday meeting having been
postponed until that time.
The advance of the Christian
Religion in the Orient" was the
subject Of the address delivered by
Bishop Partridge There was no
music during the luncheon. out of
respect to the eight Boy Scouts who
were drowned Saturday i'm Magi-
clan lake. six of whose funerals
were to be held Tuesday. Prayers
for the dead and their families were
offered.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
BRIDEGROOM WINS
WORLD TITLE OF
PATIENT LOVER

NEW YORK. March 2S.-Two
continents are watching to see
whether the world most patient
bridegroom will be rewarded next
month.
The young man who has won this
title IS Allister Mccormick. The
young woman whose four postpone
ments OF marriage have conferred
~ upon MIN is Mary Landon Baker.
Although Miss Baker has put off
their wedding for the fourth time.
Mccormick still waits forbearingly
for her.
Miss Baker IS now In California.
Mccormick is fin London. and she
has made known her intention TO
sail from New York April Il. TO
marry him i'm England Here's the
story Of their hating romance
CHAPTER I.
Mary. the daughter Of a wealthy
Chicago banker and broker, and
Allister. the son of H. Hamilton Nc
Cormicl. a relative Of the McCor-
mick family Of Harvester fame
We're childhood sweethearts
They were i'm amateur theatricals
together. played tennis and mOtored
and rode together. and planned 20
marry in May. 1921 But Mary was
sized with nerves" and the date
was set forward 90 Jan .. 1922.
CHAPTER ..
ChicaEo's Gold Coast througcd
the Fourth Presbyterian church.
Clergyman. organist caterer and
sand dollars worth Of wedding pres
cnts had poured into the Baker
home. ConRratulatory kilograms
we're arriving. The organist was get
ting tired playing the prelude and
-Iests were getting impatient
-Four o'clock. Came news there'd
ie no wedding today"
The church empticd Gossip. not
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

the Bridal March, was in the ears
of the crowd.
Mary was i'll. they said at the
Baker home.
Allister. waiting at the Mccormick
home, had nothing to say.
CHAPTER 3.
Gossips limited that Mary was in
love with Barry Baxter, English
actor, and she had sent him this
telegram. When 1 put on my we'd
ding dress / found / could not go
through with it,"
Baxter denied it, Mary denied it,.
Allster denied IT,
Said Alfred LandOn Baker. Mary =
father. "My daughters strength was
not equal to the ceremony"
Came this statement Miss Baker
wishes 10 say her physician has pre-
scribed complete rest and change
for her, so she is going west TO re-
curerate. AIR. Mccormick. her fiance,
is going 10 England. Miss Baker
will join him in the spring and be
married quietly in London"
CHAPTER 4.
Mary goes 10 California.
Allister, accompanied by Henry
Channon, his best man, sails for
England
Says Allister: MARY is still my
fancee. The wedding will take place
abroad this spring March or April
at the latest"
CHAPTER ,.
Mary obtains steamer reserva-
tions to sail Feb. %. But on Feb. 3
she cancels them. No reason is given
for the postponement. Il is said she
will sail later.
CHAPTER 6.
March II dawns Mary is still
i'm California. Allister in England.
Again she cancels her steamer
/ reservations. No reason is given. but
it is announced that she positively
viii sail April II and that the nup-
tails positively will take place at the
home of Allister's brother. Edward.
at St Georges Hill. Wcybridge
CHAPTER :.
CTo be continued April I'D
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

ing strangers tn8f she doesn't reside
in Brooklyn and a-sz % be shown
f0 a certain number ~ some street.
Jusu-7e Getting Ssmaritaus" who have
accompanied her have been put 20
sleep by Knockout drops" in lquor
ar1 trrr robbed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

that She bias not chat amount ~
money ir her possession.
For years tHe poorer class 0l
vvor,.r- men and women lived on
together unhapp.y owing 10 The re-
ztrlrtons upon their appearing iu
court
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

tickle the rice pudding I'll tell you
next about Uncle WisgiIy ana the
wind wagon
Copyright 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
FRE-E LECTURE on CHRISTIAN
SCIENCE

At Battell school auditorium.
Mishawaka. Saturday evening. April
st. at s o'clock. 81
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29
FREE LECTURE on CHRISTIAN
SCIENCE

At Battell school auditorium
Mishawaka. Saturday evening, April
LIST. at s o'clock 81
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

When you say cigars-say Dutch
Masters 45-tf-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-29

INCOME TAX RETURNS MADE HERE
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-06-01
Bottineau Band will furnish music
Make this a Real Picnic :
P r f M u NJ LIST

BEST DRIVEN FORD TOURING CAR
LIST Prize: $3.50 Auto West Clock4O. s. Lisr
Jeweler 4
End Prize: Pearl Handled Carving Set-Star Grocer,
BEST DRIVEN FORD ROADSTER
1st Prize: $500 Auto Point Pencil. III. Weaver
End Prize: $3.50 Box Candy-candy Kitchen
lSpeed nc object in best driven Fords)
BEST LADY DRIVER or FORD CAR
1st Prize: Japanese Lunch Cloth-MiIady's Shop
Ind Prize: One Box Stationery-Variety Store
FORD COMING LONGEST DISTANCE
lst prize: 1 Sack Flour-Bottineau Milling Co.
End Prize: / sack Shorts-Bottineau Milling Co.
Ord Prize: 4 Pail Lard-Chas. Beevers
OLDEST MAN DRIVER or FORD CAR
500 Pocket Knife--A. s. Nero Hardware Store
OLDEST WOMAN DRIVER on FoRDc CAR
3 lbs. IA. Blend Coffee-Star Grocery
OLDEST MODEL FORD
LIST Prize: $500 III Material ont Of Imperial Elevate
Lumber Yard
md Prize: $3.50 a Material out of Imperial LunaIbxe
CO.. Lumber Xard
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-06-01
P RE M y NJ LIST

MOST DELAPITATED FORD CAR
$500 Ticket for Cleaning and Pressing at City Tailor
Shop
LARGEST FAMILY COMING IN FORD CAR
1st Prize: A $500 Cake-City Bakery
Ind Prize: 1925 Winchester Flash Light-W. r..
Mcintosh Hardware Store
FORD TRUCK COMING LONGEST DISTANCE
LIST Prize: $500 Rain Coat-Wonder Store Louise
Hilpert)
End Prize: One years Subscription to Courant OF
Advocate
BEST TEN I TESTIMONIAL ON FORD CAR
LIST Prize: $3.50 pair Of Hanson's Auto Driving
Gloves-Greengard's Clothing Store
End Prize: One years Subscription to Courant o.
Advocate
BEST TEN LINE TESTIMONIAL ON FORD
TRUCK
AT Prize 4 I cal. Ther1no jug, s8.O0-Ferguson-Vi-
kan Hardware co.
End Prfze: 700 pair Hauson,s Auto Utility Glove
zGreengards Clothing Store
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-06-01

BEST DECORATED FORD SEDAN
LIST Prize: $1,000 Hat-Oiviere Hat Shop
End Prize: $500 MISUNDERSTANDING Go.
BEsT DECORATED FORD COUPE
1st Prize: $500 cash-Piper-HoWe Lumber Go.
End Prize 500 acknowledgements Store
BEST DECORATED FORD TOURING CAR
LIT Prize: $500 acknowledgements Store
End Prize: One SWifts Premium Han1-McDougall
3 Nordstrom
BEST DECORATED FORD ROADSTER
LIT Prize: $500 Observation-Disclosures co.
md Prize: One Side Best Bacon--Chas.B eevers
BEST DRIVEN F0RD SEDAN
III Prize: "A Buster brown Can1era, $3.5o-sigurd-
sons Pharmacy
znd PRIV. 500 III Rexsll 81 NyaIs Merchandise
Observation-Disclosures Drug Co.
BEST DRIVEN FORD COUPE
11t PEize. <8so0 ii Rexal1 IA NyaPs Merchandise
tdaa1nds.W Williams Drug Co.
znd Rrixaa Mo Toilet Artc1e-Sigurdsons Pha1-
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-06-01

BESi TEN LINE ON u
TRACTOR FARMING
Three Prizes:
$1,000 Savings s Deposit Acknowledgement
County Bank
$1,000 Savings s Deposit Account-1st National
Bank, Bottineau
$1,000 certifcate od Deposit, 4 months-BotH
neau National Bank
BEST TEN LINE Observation-Disclosures
TRACTOR BEL POWER (separator, Silo etc.
LIST Prize-1O gu. Tractor OIL 7aaAAzszs
End Prize-1 Belt Guide
STUNTS
TEETER-T0TTER
LIST Prize: One Meal ~cket-Tu1t Cafe
End Prize; One Boz. Cieals---Mylan's Pool Room
BARREL DRIVE
lst Prize: One Meal T~icket-Shirley Cafe
md Prize: One Ban Cigars-Antpn Trengen Pool
Room
BACK DRIVE u. a
1t Prize. zoo II erchandise-A {. Thorsen
End Prize-6Gal.Ga 7s17
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-08-29
SIGNS OF THE TIMES


u
could claims hard
condition DOssbdez
81
sbsad2 Tobacco inferior quality.
II other
activity emphasizes the
railroad s1kss"
o wiz
hardest
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-08-29
SOME MERIT IN SUGGESTION
world ~osIc ce1siniy De More Coz
orfgl Woman Would Dress as
TINS Article Desires

If some women are 20 anxious 20
ores Ike men why DON'T they initiate
the nias.1iliDe styles Of lOvelier day
and age than the present OneT asked
an elderly artist the other Gay.
He pointed OUt the lack Of beauty Of
tbs existent gsrb for man and then he
recalled the siikeD dsndies Of Shake
sl,eares dsF.
And wouldn't the women Of today
look nice IL those atfiresT" be asked.
'Tbe initiation shirts and the stiff col
lars that the women nsunt set me
crazy. let alone the euffs and tortoise
shell glasses. and now ] even hear
they're thinking o. wearing bloODers
and trousers.
We'll. let them revive the fashions
Of Old when q tailor knew how 70 dress
q man. Let them wear the silken knee
bree'-hes and the silken coats. beaped
high in the front with frilly stocks
snd friDged with lacy cuffs. And then
-sh the accompanying white silE
stockings would be rather delightful.
And that would solve the sbOrt-skirs
controversy"