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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

be City Planning Commission viii
this evening at 1880 in the IL
d club room, to discuss with
hbers of the Pendleton Women $
, the advisability of the estab-
nent of a Community Exchange,
re flower and vegetable plants,
,s and cuttings may be exchang-
The meeting is an important one
is attracting interest
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Umatula Makes Record

Umatllla county is well toward the
top in the report of the Oregon Tuber-
culesis Association regarding the an
nual sale of Health Seals. The total
sale for Oregon was s3s.292.5S. sur
passing the sale of any previous year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Baby Is In Hospital.

The 15-months-old baby of Mr.. and
Mrs. r. E. Turner is at st. Anthony's
hospital where he is being treated for
a number of complaints. An abscess
in the ear has given the littel chap
great pain, and in addition to this
trouble. he has been suffering with "a
grippe and Group.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Dow1nans On Farm

Mr.. and Mrs. S. F.. Bowman. former
IS owners of warren's Music House in
Pendleton, are now farming near
Stanfield. Mr.. and Mrs. Bowman re-
Gently purchased tract of land and
are raising poultry and engaging in
diversified farming.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Notice TO Ssockmcn

For rent. 500 acres pasture land
fenced and plenty Of water, IL miles
East OF Pendleton on North Fork Of
Mckay creek.--Eari GiIlanders. PEN
dleton, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
[Nezos Notes OF Pendleton

tics, associating with the progressive
republicans. and was the bull moose"
candidate for secretary of state
Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

ramic view of the big show and a
picture of Ray Bell astride buck
ing broncho.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Recciye New Dollars.

The second shipment of 1899 peace
dollars to. be received in Pendleton
came yesterday to the American Ma.
ltional bank. There were 500 OF the
doRars in the shipment.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

THE BACK REFLECTS n UNIQUE
TREATMENT WHILE THE Front
rs OF SUBSTANTIAL CHARAcZER.
pdR-YEE rs hDYERTISED IN
THE CURRENT ISSUE or THE
ShTURDAT EVENINC F0Sl's
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
1THER NEWS OF THIS
DEPARTMENT ON PAGE 5
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

PENDLEToN Steam Pleating Plant
sloan's Bonnet Shop. 5o2 Main
Street. Phone $50
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
Called by Illness

Mrs. NJ. A. Ferguson left today for
Portland where she was called by the
illness of her uncle, john Bentley.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

NONE or THE DEVELOPMENTS
WHICH HAZE COME FROM THE
? FASHION PARK DESIGNING ROOMS
POSSESS THE FEATURES OF ORIG
INhLITr EXPRESSED IN PAR-VEE
FOR SPORT IND BUSINESS WEAR.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

A bit Of fancy work in the way Of perforations
and stitching, makes the new Shoes and Oxfords
the snappiest ever as to looks. Sturdy, Norwegian
grain feathers, in brogue effects, mostly black,
with dashing style that wins instant approval.
Buying your Spring Shoes is mostly a matter Of
calling for your sizestyles will suit you as though
made to order.
$1,000 to $3.50
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-26
Today's Radio Program.
KDKA-Pittshurr. he.
tseo Meters Wave Length,

ADhA-IUNSUutBs ~
700 p. ma Look Into the Future"
Dexter s. Kimball. Dean, The
College OF Engineering. Cornell
University, Ithaca, n. Y. and
President The American Society
OF Mechanical Engineers. From
Pittsburg Post Studio.
500 p. m.---Classical vocal selections
by Miss Clara HUM. soprano. of
the Shadyside Presbyterian
Church, Plttsburg, assisted by
tho Century Male Quartet from
the Pittsburg Chamber OF Com
merce: Robertson Tilton. first
tenor; Roy Strayer, second tenor .
Russell II. Kirk. baritone; James
Croft. bass; Earl Mitchell, ac-
companist. Violin selections by
Nathan Weinberg.
WJZ-Newark, N. J.
600 p. m.---"Man in the Moon" stories
(c) Newark Sunday Call. b.
$50 p. m.--"History Of Playing Cards.
and Games with Same" by II. i.
Foster. Card Editor, New York
Tribune.
$50 y. m.-"Trend OF Business Condi-
TONS" by Magazine of Wall
Street.
200 p. m.--Concert by the Meyer
Davis Bellevue Stratford Orches-
ira OF Philadelphia, NJ. Micklin
solo violin: Samuel Katz. obligato
violin; Josef Smith, violoncello
Andrew Pacenza, bass: George
Vail. piano.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-26
AMvsEMENra
- OCHRRx
eonnin' ThroAeA," at tAs Arcadia,
Norua TalmaAgeb Triumph.

qonnin' ThroAeh,~ 1t ~ Arcadia,
Norna TalmaAgst Triumph.
What Jane Cowi has done for the
utass Norma TAlmadgs has accom-
bliehsd for the screen-made real
classic ot the famous drama "smilin'
Qhrpurh." The was demonstrated at
Nhs opening presentation at tho Ar
hAdia Theatre yesterday afternoon and
last night. The story In ono OF youth
and eternal love, and II In admirably
portrayed by Miss TalmadGe and Har-
.sisou Ford. Tho supporting cast =
composed Of stars In their own right.
which adds TO the interest and finieh
Of tho production. In contrast with
the play. the screen has n much moro
elaborate setting. with all the natural
adjuncts In keeping With the spring
time atmosphere. Miss Talmadges
ability a. an emotional actress serves
her well In the exacting role che as
sumes In "emilin' Through" Mr.. Ford
has an equally different part. which
ne handles we'll. In connection with
The performances Mrs. Frances Bah
cock sings.
swiA~.Open Town" 1t the Savoy.
"a wide-Open Town." the Selznick
picture starring Conway Tearle, is
playing n threc-day engagement at
tho Savoy Theatre. having opened
yesterday. The production Is easily
one Of the most interesting In which
Mr.. Tearle has been offered In this
city. The story IL interesting. with
chloe block action. The settings are.
In many instances quite novel. ono OF
them showing big gambling casino
IN active operation.
sThunderclap" A Mighty Drama.
Scenes OF Derby days at prominent
race tracks arc vividly recalled In
"Thunderclap." the big horse racing
melodrama which IL at the Majestic
now. 1t IN n picture Of many thrills
and pleasing situations and has one
Of tho greatest turf thrills ever seen
on the silver screen. Mary Carr. the
great mother in "Over the HIM." plays
the lead In the picture. Violet Mer-
scrcau. Paul Willis and J. Barney
sherry are some OF the other players.
At the end OF tho story clean sports
manship triumphs over crooked gamb-
ling.
Priscilla Dean mt the Garrick.
Tho Garrick II furnishing interesting
entertainment 20 its patrons by the
presentation OF Priscilla Deans new
picture wild Honey" wild Honey
f. from Cynthia Stockley's novel of
the same name and has had wide
circulation throughout the land. II r.
q thrilling story--one that travels
many miles and through several lands
before Its exciting climax Il reached
Priscilla Dean has n dynamic person
hlity. She enters wholchesrtedly into
che picture and Is vigorously engaged
in actual physical action OF many
scenes.
"Rought and Paid For"
\ happy choice WAS made In the
selection Of George Broadhursts play
Bought and Paid For" for the photo
play TO co-star Jack Holt and Agnes
Ayres. Yesterday II commenced ar
management nj the Queen Theatre
The screening WAS accomplished under
the expert direction OF William De
Mile whcse productions are always
'n good taste and oxouisi,eIy done
This ono proved no exception 20 tn,
rule. Mr.. Holt and Miss Agnes Ayre:
secn ideally suited IA co-stars. Eaoi
Ia an artist OF supreme ability anc
represents respectively the physlca
perfection OF manhood and woman
hood.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-05-26
NOTICE

NOlltE
During sale We
viii deliver no
goods, accept
no phone or c.
o. d. orders and
viii make no al
teratlons on ad-
vertised me r.
ehandise.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
WERE SECRETLY MARRIED.
Six Derrick Julius Wernher and Theo
dora Roman0v.

New York, Dec. 27,--Sir Derrick
Julius Wernher, son OF the late Sir
Julius Wernher, who was said to have
made smore than 100000 in the
South African diamond fields, and Miss
Theodore Romanov, young Russian,
were married secretly two weeks ago.
the bridegroom, admitted to-day. Both
he and his bride denied r,imors that
she is of royal blood.
Sir Derrick, who said be was in the
advertising business, first attracted
public attention when his father pub.
iished in English and continental news
papers notice that he would pay no
more bills for the young man.
When Sir julius died II was learned
he had left his son $4,000 a year until
he reached thirty years when the
annuity was 10 be increased to $4,000
Sir Derrick said he was a poor man.
He met Miss Romanov socially, he
said, two years ago The wedding was
performed at st. Georges church, lie
declined to say the exact date III the
ceremony which he said was witnessed
by small group Of friends.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
The Cook stove Bank.

A man in a New Jersey town had a
great surprise meal recently. He found
that bis wife had burned up $1,000 in
bills that he had hidden in the kitchen
oven. The man refused to deposit his
savings in a bank or invest them in
any way. He thought the old cook
stove was safer.
Other fnanciers of this school have
utilized the feather bed, the coal scuttle
the stovepipe and an old hat for the
safekeeping Of their possessions, and
in many notable instances they have
been equally as successful as the New
Jersey man.
Banks are safer than cook stoves
and coed. sound Investments are better
than a hole under the kitchen floor.
Neither the cook stove, the hair mat
tress nor the secret depths of the old
boot were primarily adopted for the
uses Of modern finance.
There is no thrift is being a miser. A
bag of gold hidden away in an old
trunk is Of no value to anyone.-Thrift
Magazine.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
THE MORNING
NEWS SUMMARY

France gets substantial victory
when allied PREPARATIONS commits
sion overrules Great Britain, de-
claring Germany in deliberate de-
fault In wood deliveries.
Sarah Bernhardt's household re-
joices at encouraging improve
ment in health which is still Of
real concern to friends.
Drastic precautions by army au-
thorities contribute TO Ireland's
peaceful holidays
Turks refusal to hear plea Of
Armenians for establishment of
national home In Turkey CON
tinues to be storm center at Lau-
same.
Dir. Albert Lorenz, son Of DR..
Adolph Lorenz, noted surgeon, is
denied license In New York to
marry Austrian baroness.
Fourteen ships, battered by sue
cessive hurricanes, smash way into
New York harbor.
John j. McGraw discredits re-
port he will take Charles A. Stone
hams place a. president of New
York Giants.
Workers party of America in
final session at New York cables
greetings to Moscow communists
and elects Rose Pastor Stokes to
executive board.
Dir. B. M. McKoin, former mayor
Of Mer Rouge. La, arrested at
Baltimore, denies he belongs to
Khan but praises organization for
checking bootlegging and immor-
atty.
Conrad e. Spens will retire on
Jan. / as federal fuel distributor
and is to return to former rail-
road post in Chicago.
Victory H. Arnold, former Wis
CONAN banker, who recently hired
town hall in New York to teach
truth in religion" is arrested on
fraud charges.
Judge Bradley in supreme court
in Boston, dismisses petition of
John d. Gardiner of Baldwin, L.
I, for writ of habeas corpus to re-
lease his niece, Dorothy Gordon,
from asylum at Waverly, Mass.
Senator Walsh, In address at
Waltham, Macs, attacks govern
ment's attitude on fuel problem,
urging federal authority to seize
mines and operate coal industry.
Superintendent C. r. Sweeney
Of street department, Stoneham,
Mass, dcns gas mask and rescnes
three employees and policeman
overcome by sewer gas In man
hole.
Knox Lumber company in Lee, |
Mass, suffers estimated loss Of
$50 900 by fire believed to be in
sendiary.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
EAST BROOI.FIELD

Mex Friday evening, Dec. 20, the
men Of East Brookfleld will give an
oyster supper at the church. A short
| play, entitled, THE Minister'S Wife,
and special music win be rendered
Mystery boxes and music win be on
sale.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Thurber OF South
Barre visited Friday at her aunt's Mrs.
w w Austin.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. @. Harrington were
business visitors in Chelsea last Thurs.
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Banister from
Monkton visited his mother, Mrs. Ella
Banister, last week.
Christmas exercises were held last
Saturday evening at the church. A
very pleasing program was given by
the children. A heavily laden tree was
enjoyed by the youngsters and grown
ups as well.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Ellis are living
on the Frances Goodwin place.
Elmer Kinney, who has been in
Mortified, lie visiting in town.
Leland Reed from the University of
Vermont is at home for the Christmas
holidays
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Dow and
daughter, Thelma, also Mr. and Mrs.
Homer Brown were In Tunbridgc Mon
day evening to attend the Christmas
exercises. Mr.. Dew and Thelma are
now visiting in Windsor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orrin Savage from
Boston spent the holidays with his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Savage.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
FROZEN BODY
RAISES FEAR.
That the Tug Cornell Went
Down in Lake
Erie
BODY WAS LYING
IN TUGS LIFE BOAT
Was Picked Up BY One of
Tugs Assisting in
Search

Cleveland, Dec, 27,--Although practi-
caliy no hope ID held out for the safety
Of the tug Cornell, formerly the Grace
Danforth search of Lake Erie in
an effort to solve the mystery sur
rounding the disappearance of the YES
sci was continued to-day. Finding of
lifeboat containing the frozen body
Of Michael Paytosh, one Of the eight
members of the crew, dispelled any be-
lief that the Cornell Is safe.
The yawl and its contents were
picked up yesterday by the @. "A. Oil
more one Of the tugs assisting in the
search, as she cruised In the regular
buffalo Course along the Canadian
coast between Port Colborne and Long
Point.
Ten miles west of the point where
the lifeboat was located the Gilmore
had previously sighted several oil cans
floating on the light waves. A slight
aim OF oil covered the water. Hoping
to find wreckage or the bodies Of
some Of the other seven men, the Gill
more cruised about the region for
several hours before taking the life
boat and the body Of Paytosh to Erie.
The Gilmore and several other tugs
resumed their search early to-day
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
In BOSTON MARKETS.
Eggs Bring 61c to 65c-Butter 47c to
s5c, According to Quality.

Boston, Dec. 27.-Beef, choice whole
cattle, l7c@lsc; butter, extras, 54hc
@55cs hrsts, 47c@g6Se; cheese, fresh
choice, 28c@2siac; firsts. 26lac@2711ac;
eggs, nearby hennery. brown, extras,
G3cta $50; white and mixed extras, Ole
@61c; western, 5ec@60c; -four, spring
patents ti96-ib. sacks}, special short,
1925 @SS.75; standard, S7.40m$s.
Hay, No. 2 timothy, s25a$28; lambs,
spring, 23ca 26ci oats, fancy l40 fbs.l,
6lc@ 02c; pork, medium backs, $50 80
@s3.. Potatoes, Green Mountains,
Sl20@$l.40 per 100 MS; sweets, 81 10
per hamper. Sugar, American sugar re-
finery quotes seven cents in 100 barrel
lots less two per cent for cash.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
The Health Value
Of Blood Medicine

By "blocd medicine" we mean,
tor instance, Hoods sarsaparilla,
for nearly 80 years the standard
remedy for blood disorders.
Working through the blood, the
great distributing agency Of the
body, Il carries purity, health,
strength, vitality TO every organ.
The general health quickly re-
spends TO the powerful influences OF
this good blood medicine. One old
friend wrote us: ~ seem to feel
thrill of new life just rs soon az /
begin my annual course OF Hood g."
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
ISAAC WALTON COTTAGE.
Move Being Made to Purchase and Re
store Building.

New York, Dec. 27,The purchase
and restoration of the cottage OF
IsaAc Walton, prince Of anglers, at
Shallow Ford, England, and its pre-
servation as shrine for all fishermen
have been undertaken by friends and
business associates Of the late Julien
Tsppan Davies, attorney and trustee
Of the Mutual Life Insurance company,
1t was learned to-day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
EXPLORERS STIRRED UP.
Over New Egyptian Law Claiming
Relics for the Government.

| London, Dec. II, Dispatches from
Egypt to the London newspapers to.
| day stress the growing anxiety Of
foreign explorers over the new law
which NJ. Lacau, the Egyptian govern
ment's conservator ON antiquities. Ii
i drafting, providing that all relics
henceforth discovered shall belong sole
" to the government and that the dis
coyerers shall be denied the right TO
a share in them as heretofore.
american explorers are represented
as participating In opposition to the
law and are said to have signed with
the English JOINT document Of protest
which viii be presented to King Fuad,
the Egyptian cabinet, M Lacau and
Field Marshal Viscount Allenby, the
British high commissioner. The
Psychologists are quoted AZ predicting
that the adoption of the law win
terminate exploration In Egypt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
BONUS TO LOYAL EMPLOYEES.
Baltimore 4 Ohio r. r. Men Dividet
Up HALF Million.

Baltimore, Nd, Dec. 27,--Bonus
checks aggregating $500, 1000 were given
as Christmas presents to those EN-
ployes of the Baltimore and Ohio rail-
road who remained loyal to the COR
poration during the late railroad
strike
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
Major Malcolm Wheeler
Nicholson No Longer
With u. S. Army
COURT MARTIALLED
FOR CRITICISMS
He Charged That HPrus
sianismv Existed in the
Army
Army

Boston, Dec. 27,Major Malcolm
Wheeler Nicholson, recently court
martialled for his criticisms Of the
regular army, has been informed BY
the war department Of his separation
from the service In letter to Presi-
dent Harding, he charged that aPrus-
sianism" existed in the army. He later
wrote pamphlet entitled abolish the
army or reform IT,"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
BRITISH MISSION SAILS.
Headed by Chancellor Of the Exchequer
Il Coming to United States.

London, Dec. az, (By the Associated
Press The British, headed by Stan
TO the United States, headed By Stan
ley Baldwin, chancellor Of the ex-
chequer, sailed for New York this
morning on the liner Majestic. Be.
sides the chancellor, the party included
Mrs. Baldwin, and daughter; Montagu
G. Norman, governor OF the bank OF
England, Rowe Dutton, financial ad-
wiser; and p. j. Grigg, Of the treasury.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
Mas Method.

Ma was putting the poor relations
near the head Of the table and pa won
derad why.
II love EN- and respect EN-, and all
that ma said, but you know they
don't wear expensive clothes"
"Wellgv
"And the way you carve, pa, nobody
knows which way the stufing is going
to squirt. Louisville Courier Journal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27

Laxative BROMO QUTNNE Tablets
relieve the Headache by curing the
Cold. A tonic laxative and germ d.
stroyer. The box bears the signature Of
r. W. Grove. tBe sure you get
BR0MOl soe.--adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
RED S0x-YANKEE DEAL.
Norman Mcmillan Of Latter Club
Mentioned.

New York, Dec. 27,--A trade where
by Norman Mcmillan, youthful third
baseman for the New York Yankees.
would be sent to the Boston Red sox In
exchange for Shane Collins or Joe
Harris or Herb Pennock, was said to
have been the subject Of conference
yesterday between Ed Barrow, bust
ness manager for the Yankees and
Harry Frasec, owner Of the Red Sox,
The two were unable to reach an
agreement but may get together later
on the proposition, IL was said.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27

No man likes the job Of changing
tires, but he'd rather change q tire
any day than change the purchase his
wife made the day before.-Cnein-
matt Enquirer.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
HISTORIANS GATHER.
For Sessions Of American Historical
Association.

New Haven, Conn, Dec. 27,--Histor-
ians from every section Of the country
will gather here to-day for the SEES
sions of the American Historical asso-
citation which win be held here this
week. Among the speakers win be
Secretary Of States Charles II. Hughes,
former Secretary Of State Robert
lansing and Sir Robert Borden, for
mer premier Of Canada.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
FOOTBALL CONFERENCE.
Is Being Held In New York BY Promi-
nent Coaches.

New York, Dec. 27,--Recommenda-
tions for several revisions in gridiron
rules were slated for discussion to-day
at the annual meeting Of the American
football coaches association. Leading
gridiron mentors from colleges and
universities in all parts of the country
were in attendance at the all.day
sessions.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27
We'll call her Mrs. Smith"
Because she actually lives in town here

He took up his paper again. Then he added:
Il want you to have all the modern con-
veniences. / want you to be relieved from
all the drudgery of homework. But why
waste money? I've told you score of
times that the local merchants are here in
town to stay. They can't fit from town
to town. They must give value, service, sat
isfaction.
The electric company especially won't sell
inferior appliances-because it wants you
to use the appliances That company will
give you service--because it wants to keep
you satisfied. Simply good business policy.
But take advantage of it my dear Remern-
Der, the electric company is right within
call 365 days year. But your electric ap-
pliances from them"
Mr.. Smith was right. 1t is our policy to sell
only efficient appliances, to give true value,
to stand behind our merchandise. And we
are here in town 365 days a year, right
within call.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27

u11s5u 20 vs. NUueufa 6oap = = .
Ointrneut which l did, and af>w
using three eakes Of cuticura eosp
and two boxes Of cuticura Oinsmsne
was completely healed" (Signsd)
Miss Ruth Crawford, 50 FaiTmout
g., Maiden. Msss.
cutiaira Soap daily. with cutieurs
Ointment ocensions1iy. prevents
pimpiss q other eruptions. They are
. plsnsurs TO use. 10 10 also Cuficura
TsIcum. . fascinating fragrsnce for
psrfuring the skin.
sa1p,s RseA Pre- " Mai AdSrvw: aosresrs r~S-
srAserfee D<st y. M2t4sn ~, Mass" Sold ever
- Cnsieurs Sssp slaves wildcat mgs.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27

ears and On my hngsrs.
ltbscarne ifchy andbuEnsd
and formed whia blis>srs.
which broks end ~ he
affected paTts sors. ] ussd
several ssIvss and clint
menss which gavs no
rallied. ! wssAdvised ~ .
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-27

n NR. Smith finally looked up from his eve
lvl ming paper.
See herew he exclaimed. why talk to
me about it? If the thing doesn't work,
call up the electric company and have them
fix it."
But. silly, didn't buy it from the electric
company"
Mr. Smith overlooked the silly"
swell, then" he urged, ''call up the dealer
from whom you bought il"
But didn't buy it from local dealer /
bought it from a salesman who came to the
door. He was selling direct from the man
ufacturer he said"
"H'mp snorted Mr.. Smith, ''Now that the
machine doesn't live up to the promises, the
salesman is gone where the woodbine twin
eth-and the manufacturer is hundreds of
miles from here"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-11-01
A T. R. STORY

One of T. R's favorites is story concerning some cowboys who, after catching a supposed horse thief, dis covered to their dismay that they had caught and executed the wrong man. One among them who had a reputation for tact was selected to break the news to the victims Wlte. Are you the wife of Jake Smith? the impromptu diplomat began. "No' ye aint, neither; you're his widow proceeded the tactful one Il nave his body out wonder in the wagon. We hung him for hoss lifting. But there's no need to feel bad about It. We found out after that he was not the guy we wuz looking for. The joke is on s."-Argonaut.