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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11
Tom
Sims


Restaurant steaks keep their
seniority rights.
If more hunting licenses are is
sued we predict a milk shortage.
What is help" asks the New
York Herald. Buying school books.
Easiest thing on earth is deciding
what to do instead of work.
De Valera joined the cavalry.
That's a horse on Ireland.
Wish we had some trains to haul
ccal ii we had any coal.
Jail Breakers Fail'-headline.
Pen is mightier than the saw.
Business seldom comes to a mans
place without an invitation.
Some towns have all the luck. In
Detroit, a reformer moved away.
We saw a girl with a rosebud
mouth get nipped in the bud.
Atom is smallest thing in the
yin ~ dl dIOil LIS DlSSeSl
Drummers are good at talking be-
cause they live away from home.
Our birth rate is declining. This
proves We are prosperous.
If a man wants his dreams to
come true he has to wake up.
Trotzky's wife wears fapper
clothes. No wonder the man is
crazy.
The drifter seldom lands.
A man from up salt river tells
us 1t is a long trip back.
What makes a country hotel bed
bug madder than vacation ending?
Bet a swimming hole feels lone
some after school opens.
Hard cider is pronounced illesal,
so there will be plenty.
What is hurting our fair country
more tina cucumbers?
Dempsey says rest makes a boxer.
Now We know why he is champ.
Maine imports 100000 tons of
Welsh coal. Welsh rare bits.
This may he an awful country;
but in Paris, men wear earrings.
Nursing a crouch makes 1t gruw.
Turks Take Eski-Sherhr"-hcad
line. Some people drink anything.
What pleases the owner of an
orchard like school opening?
All polished men don't shine.
To the straw hat $50 long, old
top See you next spring."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11

All polished men don't shine.
To the straw hat $50 long, old
top See you next spring"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla, Sept. g..
With Oklahoma's chief executive,
Governor j. B. A. Robertson, and
Lieutenant Governor M. E. Trap,
Democrats, both facing felony
charges, the state is entering on n
of it's hardest political campaigns.
Trapp is charged with preparing
false evidence in obtaining a judg-
ment against the county. Robertson
has been under fire for several
months. He is accused of accepting
a bride.
Both officials declare the charges
have been trumped up as a political
attack, and that they are not o
ried by them.
ut is apparent that the complaint
was drawn as a political move" de-
clares Trap. 81 was indicated of
these charges nearly two years ago
b. the Legislature"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11

less to say. the pansy flag never got
any encouragement from congress-.
The rose has many supporters be-
Cause it is popular and decorative
and worthy of the interest which a
national flower would inspire. I'm
fortunately, it is already. the flower
Of England. The sunf1ower, corn
flower, and tobacco flower have
been put up at different times, and
killed off by a few we'll placed shots
from o reason. The daisy is now
being opposed on the grounds that 1t
Is a nuisance to farmers. 1t was
also pointed out long ago that the
daisy is an imported plant, a mem
Der of the chrysanthemum family.
and the chrysanthemum is Japan's
property.
So it goes. Deciding upon a ma
uonal flower by legislation seems
impossible. The old spontaneous
way of acquiring one is undoubtedly
the most natural, and perhaps it is
not toe late for America to follow
the rules ever now. The country
only awaits a gallant leader who
will select some flower and make 1t
an object of sentiment for all the
people.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11

What pleases the owner of an
orchard like school opening?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-09-11
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The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
GUNB0ATS,
 ALI. NATIONS
To Exterminate Bands Firing On Foreign
 Craft in China.

Picking, Aug. 26.-Gunboats of foreign powers, including the United States ship Isabel, the flagship of Rear Admiral Bull lard, remaining in the American Yangtze river patrol, have been ordered to the Yangtze Gorge districts with instructions to ex- terminate the bands of dlsorgan- ized soldiers who are firing on foreign merchant craft.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Washington. August 26.-The Administration IS. gravely con- eerned over: the problem of SUD- plying the country's- fuel needs this winter. Privately, Admin istration officials today, admitted that a most critical situation con-. fronts the country,
 Federal operations of anthra- cite coal mines and some radl roads was considered at a. con-. ference at the White House last
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Administration GraVely
 Concerned Over Supply
 in9 Winters Fuel Needs
Anthracite Operators and Miners to Be Give One More Chance; Their Failure Means Op-
 eration of Mines By the Government.

night between President Hard ing, Chairman Cummins, of the Senate interstate commerce con- mittee, and Attorney General DaughertY. Senator Cummins, after the conference, said that the miners and operators will be given one more option. ''Ef there isn't a settlement in few days,'r he said, sE will introduce a. bill authorizing the Govern ment to operate the mines.''
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Y. w. w. Leaders Ac- tive in Stirring Trou-
 ble, Shopmen's Strike

Washington. - The Department of Justice, which has been Investigating railway strike conditions in California and Arizona, has discovered facts which show that the I. w. w. leaders have been very active in fomenting trouble in those States, according to a statement made today by Attorney General Daugherty.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
AT PEACE
 IN CHINA
Yuan Hung Willing to Resign Office in Favor
 of Sun Yat Sen.

Picking, Aug, 24.-Yuan Hung, president of the Chinese repub- lie, is willing to resign from office in favor of Sun Vat Sen, providing his resignation shall be approved by parliament, was the announcement made today by the cabinet,
 Shanghai.-Sun Yat Sen an- nounced today that peace reigns again between North and South China and that "the war is anded."
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Denver Paper Hurls
 Charge Against In-
 teri0r Secretary Fall

Denver.-The Post, in a leading ar ticle today, in effect. charges Secretary of Interior Fall with having given a most questionable lease on the Teapot Dome oil landsy It is asserted that the lease enables the Sinclair interests to clean up nlne million dollars on their holdings
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Russian Soviet Minis ters Denied Admission
 to Belgian Territory

Herbesthal, Belgium. Tehitcherin, Russian foreign minister, and several of his soviet colleagues who were pro- ceeding to London on the Cologne-Os- tend Express, were refused access to Belgian territory today. They were forced to return to Cologne, as they had failed to obtain the wise of the Belgian consul in Cologne.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Investigation of Coal Industry.

Washington. bill to carry into effect President Harding.s recon for the appointment of a faet-finding commission for inyestiga- tion of the coal industry was intro duced in the House today by Chairman Winslow, of the commerce committee.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Dublin, Aug 25.-De Valera iss rallying an army fn County Lough. in preparation. far. an at tack on Dublin.saccording to o report received here, and which is>greatly agitatiag g. the crowd in mourning at the bier of Michael Collins, which is lying in state at..the City Hall.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Mrs. Dave Clough, Mrs. E. J. Boyd, Mrs. Charles .Nic0llet, Miss Josephine Parents and Misses Mary, Ellen and Bessie Fred, all loaded with berry gathering utensils, left Thursday on the Alaskan, headed for the Tacotna hills, determined to strip anything and everything still remaining on bushes in that locality.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
PAY LAST
 TRIBUTES
I5,OO0 Mourners2 Filed Past Coffinsof Michael
 COllinsint g Hours

Dublin, August 25.-In nine hours more than fifteen thou sand mourners filed past the coffin of Michael Collins as rev erently as if the body lying there had been that ofnshe Pope.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

tle.-GeOrge M, Stewart, 70, for mer postmaster of Seattle, died at his home in this city, today.
 Lake Forest, Ill.-Delava< Smith, publisher of the Indianapolis News, died at his summer home here, this morning.
 Pittsburgh.=James H. Beal, legal adviser to Secretary Mullen, was found dead in the bath room of hisI home, to- day; heart disease.
 Washington.-The House today sent the tariff bill, amended 2436 times by the Senate, to conference committee for it's third redrafting.
 Chicago. = Protestant churches of Chicago were urged today to join Cath Olics, Jews and negroes in definite stand against the klu klux klan.
 San Francisco.-The war department has ordered all available men from the coast and the posts here and at Puget sound transferred to Pearl Harbor.
 Bucharest.-About three thousand Jews are escaping each month by way of Dneiper river from Russia into Bessarabia, their ultimate destination being the United States.
 Seattle.-James s. Landers and J. w. Anderson, drivers of automobiles which collided, were sentenced today to ten days in jail. Both were intoxi- eated from. a Jamaica ginger prepara- tiou.
 Seattle. of neglect were filed today against Captain E. E. Bart Bett in connection with the mishap to che liner EE F. Alexander. These charges will be tried by the Board of Marine Inspectors.
 Seattle.-The fiftY-four Chinamen who, according to, federal authorities, paid total of fifty thousand dollars to be smuggled into the United States, and who recently reached this port on the liner President Jackson, have been ordered deported to China.
 The steamer Quickstep left Thursday for Bethel.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

London.-Eloyd George,,, re- ferring to the death of Michael Collins, said- ''1 am inexpressi- bEy sad at the news of the death of.thissgallant young Irishman- He fell victim to a treacheT0uS blow, dealt when he was engaged fm endeavoring to, restore order and liberty to his country, which. stands sadly in need of it.'','
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Belfast.-National army troops today captured the ,tewnsof Kin sale and Dunnaway, the last two, positionsheld by Irish irregulars- in County Cork.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
R.R. STRIKE
 SITUATION
Situation Looks Mighty Sersous,' Says Magnate.:
 After Conference.

New York. Aug. 26.-Prior to his departure for Cleveland to- night, W. S. Stone. head of the brotherhood of locomotive en- gineers, and spokesman for the transportation unions, called a meeting of the presidents of the unions to be held in, Cleveland on Tuesday morning. The meet ing is eaMe& for the purpose of deciding upon what measures of support shall be given the strik ing shopmen's unions to, help them win.
 New York, Aug. 24.-No' defi- mite action was taken today at the conference of railway execu- tives- to- consider proposals for settlement of the railway shop mems strike. The executives conferred until a late hour this afternoon. Howard Elliott, pres ident of the Northern Pacific. coming from the conference, observed: "The situation looks mighty serious"
 Cleveland. There is no dan ger of the railroad brotherhoods being drawn into a sympathy strike.. according to Lee and other union heads.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Fred Spencer in his launch Doras accompanied by JessrYoder, left Bris day for Berry Landing.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Bob Roberson, in. his new boat, ac- eonpanied by John Dunn, left today for trip up the Nixon.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

Warren Stewart son of Greg Stew art, was passenger on the Quickstep for Bethel en route to his old home in Portland. Warren left the Outside six years ago, this being his first visit home since that time.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Harding Declares He
 FavOrs Military Train
 ing 100000 Civilians

Washington.-President Harding, in an address today to citizens and sol diers at Camp Meade. declared he fav- ored military training for one hundred thousand civilians annually-not for prospective aggressive warfare, but to preserve peace.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26

The steamer Quickstep left Thursday for Bethel.
The Kusko times., 1922-08-26
Photographic Ticks.

Seattle. George M, Stewart, 70, for mer postmaster of Seattle, died at his home in this city, today.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
ANNOUNCE NAMES
OF TEAM MEMBERS
EIks Club Is Confident of Putting Over
Their Campaign for 500
Members.

Team captains, members of their
committees and other club members
met last night at the Elks' newly pur-
chased clubhouse to make and receive
reports on the drive, which is being
put over with such success.
Interest In the campaign is keen,
and there is every evidence of a sue
cessful termination, with the following
men on the list Of captain and team
mates:
Team HI. F. Brazil, captain;
Thomas Adams, w. J. Anderson, Jos.
C. Adams, Ed. L. Anderson Geo. r.
Bazzen. Jack Brandon, ]. w. Acorn,
Alex zelius, Jr., Oscar Crona, DIR. NJ.
E. Quina, w. H. Northrup.
Team 2-Dr C. w. DAlemberte,
captain; Max l.. Bear, Jake Bear, AL
fred Gahlenbeck, P. L. Brownson, Jos.
Boroco. T. D. Brux, Phillip Beall, Max
Klein, Olaf Johansen, H. II. Hartmann,
J. E. Cahoon.
Team 3-Henry Jeudevine, captain;
P. Campbell, w. L. Creary, Jos. Crona,
L. G. Cox, Alex Ceruti, NJ. /. Bell,
Horace J. Quina, Morris Bear.
Team 4-Morris Levy, captain: P.
w. Duffy J. E. Daniels, R. f. L. Dan
lei, Frank j. Egan, Thos. Erickson, j.
G. Foote, Ambrose Fernandez, B. NJ.
Bombay, j. S. Roberts, VIM. Fisher, B.
S. Hancock.
Team - Lep Heinberg, captain;
Manuel Gonzalez, p. Lindenstruth, r.
j. Houghston, Earl Hoffman. c. c.
Hartman, Ike Hebron, Max J. Helm
berg, Ed. Gale Bombay, A. I. Rein
schmidt, c. L. Bland, Bent. F, King.
Team - John Massey, captain;
Percy Hayes, D. p. Hobgood, Geo. H.
Hinrichs, Chris Johnson. A. J. John
son, Jr., H. D. Jennings, John a. Jones,
John o. Armstrong, Harry B. Larkin,
VIM. Y. McNeir, Almond Mayville.
Team Ed. Peake, captain; J. w.
Kehoe, Edgar Kugleman, Victor Little,
Roland Lee, DR.. J. A Nixon, G. L. Nc
Mullen, c. l. Myers, Roy H. Taylor,
Geo. II. Stage.
Team S-John Roth, captain; r. A.
McGrath, c. A. Meade. DR.. J. II. Mock
Harry E. Newllirk Val. S. Noa, H. B.
Owen. Bert Pooley, Jas. McGibbon
John B. Mayo, Clarence A. Suber, Ar
thur Heinberg.
Team 9-Jake Stone, captain; w. w.
Powers, H. J. Pape, c. E. Pohlman, Ed
Gale Quina, L. B. Rosenau, Eugene
Roch. J. J. Rev, Thomas A. Johnson,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
CUT THIS OUTFIT lS WORTH
MONEY

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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
Russia, Siberia, Poland
Chautauqua Lecture Subject

Lewis A. Convis at the coming Red
oath Chautauqua will present sig
lificant, informative address, Under
he Paws of the Russian Bear" telling
5ividly of Russia, Poland, and Siberia
relation to the problems Of Amer
ca.
In 1918 Mr.. Convis was assigned
IS a civilian worker to the Polish
Legion Of Siberia. He remained with
he Legion through varying fortunes
md vicissitudes until Its final destruc-
ion. when only $40 men survived out
If 10000
Mr.. Convis was peculiarly fitted to
serve among Slavic peoples. For more
than O decade he had been a close
student OF Poland and Russia and had
had intimate contact with Polish and
Russian peasants and upper classes
both In America and Europe.
His years Of study have made him
thoroughly at home In the field Of
Russian and Polish literature, art and
music; and his interpretations of the
soul OF the Slavic races are vital, In
forming and challenging.
Mr.. Convis was In Warsaw during
the siege of that city by the Bolsheviki
and witnessed the magnificent defense
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
STEAMER CALLS FOR FUEL
BUT WILL RETURN LATER

The American steamship Lackawana
with cargo of mahogany and cedar
logs from Bluefields, Mic, came into
port late Tuesday afternoon to get
fuel for the ship. THE captain of the
vessel signed up at the customs house
as being in distress owing to the fact
that his bunker supply was running
short. Part Of the Lackawana's car
go is consigned to Fillette Green and
company OF this city, but she also car
ries 222 cedar logs for Mobile, which
must be unloaded before the consign-
ment here.
The Carona Coal company supplied
the necessary fuel for the ship and
she sailed yesterday afternoon for Mo-
bile. AS soon as the cedar logs are
in that city she will come
back to Pensacola to discharge 96S
mahogany logs.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
OFFICERS TO MEET
AND DISCUSS FAIR
VIII Receive Resignation of Secretary
and Outline Plans for Com
Ing Exhibition.

Friday evening at eight in the office
of the county superintendent Of agricul-
ture. J. lee Smith, the first meeting of
the County Fair Association viii be held,
at which time the resignation of the
secretary and manager, Mr.. Smith. will
be acted upon, and plans outlined for
the fair next fall
The officers and directors of the fair
association are l.. w. Hardy. president;
J. A. Jacob, vice-presldent; J. Lee
Smith. secretary; and w. n. Williams.
w. J. Creary, George Huelsbeck, A. E.
F'llingim. George o. Voorhees, Mem
bers of the Chamber of Commerce have
been invited to attend the meeting.
Last year, at the time the fair was
approaching, Mr.. Smith was so busy
having so many duties in making certain
improvements in his work in the county
that he felt that his work would not
permit him to act as fair manager. But
he was over-ruled by the fair association.
which refused to accept his resignation
Boosting Corn Clubs
When seen yesterday afternoon at his
office in the court house annex. Mr.
Smith said that he is particularly in
terested, just now, in the work of the
boys clubs. There are 5s boys enrolled
in the corn club alone, and all of these
are actively working.
The Chamber of Commerce has given
SIS to the fair association, to be used
as premiums to promote the club work
IN the county. The community managers
who have enrolled are Morris Wendell of
Ferry Pass: Fred w. Barber of Figland
Park: Q. c. Webb Pine Forest and
Bellville; Louis Floyd, Barrineau Park;
Robert Ward, Walnut Hill, and others.
These leaders in the work will keep an
exact record and at the fair next fall the
leader who has enrolled the greatest
number of boys, with the best reports.
will receive the first premium of fifty
dollars: the second premium of twenty
i've dollars will go to the leader who
comes second in his report.
To Keep Records
The number of boys, the records kept
by each boy, quality of material raised,
and other details will all be counted in
scoring. and already the interest Is very
great This viii take In not only the
corn club, but all of the Boys Club
work.
w. C. Diffenderfer, interested in the
development of these embryonic farmers,
has given twenty dollars for the purchase
of the best grade of seed corn. pedigreed
corn, Mr.. Smith calls it, to be used in
planting, and it is predicted by the
county agent that a bumper crop will
be raised.
r. c, Wills, Matchmaker. % North
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30

James r. Moore. Colin Lewis. Nicholas
Condor.
Team 1o-J. c. Watson, captain; C.
o. Switzer, I. H. Shannon, S. NJ. Sack
leford. Fred C. Schad, John P. Stokes,
j. J. Sullivan, Jr., A. Cary Ellis, DIR.
r. G. Renshaw, Marco ]. White, Harry
w. Thompson, F. w. Mariner.
Team John G. WEIGH captain;
C. NJ. Sweeney, p. j. Sullivan, DR..
Thos. Stokes, Walter Stanley, V. J.
Vidal R. c. Willoughby Raymond
White.
Team 12-M. A. Touart, captain;
Ernest Braswell, Ike Craddock, D. Co
riano, John Gerkins, DR.. ]. w. Hargis,
VIM. H. Knowles, F'eIo McAlIister, N
zung, C. ]. Oerting. Jr, Bascon King,
A J. Berman.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
HEAD STUFFED
BY CATARRH? Use
A HEALING CREAM

II your nostrils are clogged, your
throat distressed. or your head Is
stuffed by nasty catarrh or cold,
apply little pure, antiseptic. germ
destroying cream into your nostrils. tt
penetrates through every air passage,
soothing infiamed. swollen membranes
and you get instant relief.
How good It feels. Your nostrils are
open. Your head Is clear No more
hawking. snuffling. dryness or strug-
Cling for breath. Get small bottle OF
Ely's Cream Balm from any druggist
Colds and catarrh Yield like MAJ gle
Don't stay stuffed UP. Relief is sure
Adv.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-30
BRAVES WILL MEET AT
PENSACOLA YACHT CLUB

Braves of the local tribe of Kiwanis
are reminded that the regular week.
ly meeting and luncheon will be held
at Pensacola Yacht club headquarters
this afternoon at the usual hour. Sec
rotary Frederic viii treat the Braves
with one of his spaghetti feasts. and
Commodore Hutchinson, who is ex-
Big Chief of the Kiwanis club will tell
the Kiwanians something about the
sea. The eats begin promptly at one
O'clock and every member is expect
ed to be present.