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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
lust Folks
Copyright, 1929, by Edgar A. Guest,
VISITORS


We've had lot Of visitors II seems FOR weeks
an weeks
And pa is gettin' all run down. Ma says
that when he speaks
he isn't civil any moro. lie mopes around
the place
And always seems to wear a look OF sadness
On his face
And yesterday he said to ma, when she
Il wonder when they're going TO qul, an
leave the home to us
It's nice to have your people come but some
OF them should -.
instead OF that they're sticking here Ike bull
dogs az show.
The more the merror' they shout as other
I'm getting so i cannot stand to see your
cousins grin
And what Is more I'm getting tired OF drlv-
And mighty tired of visitors who must be
taken out.
Might after night when I've come home I've
hauled them near and far,
You'd think / was the driver OF town sight
seeing car.
I've hauled Them up to factories and monu-
mCnts ana puTkE.
Museums ana oquar.ums' I've shown 'em
seals and sharks
And hears and wolves and elephants; and
now | want to quit.
l know they'd do the same for me. but l
am sick OF 10.
n wouldn't say word at all about your
They're iust as nice as they can be, but suu
wIsh they'd go,
I'm tired Of all the buzz ana talk, the tales
of those who'Ne died,
I'm trcd Of seeing all our chairs forever oc-
cupied "
And am tired myself" said ma, "as tired
You're only on the sob at night. but It's all
day long for me-"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
Barometer of Public Opinion
4 Familiar Ghost,

The claim that the ruling OF Attorney General
DauBherty prohibiting American vessels from
dispensing liquor in their smoking rooms will
drlVe them from the ocean recalls the ghost
summoned In behalf OF the saloons when war
was begun on them.
Il was claimed then. by tho friends OF the
saloon that tho wIping out OF those places would
destroy the value OF the real estate that had
been occupied by the salo OF liquor, that the
storerooms would be vacant and owners Of the
property would be driven into bankruptcy The
cry or property rEhts was raised to block the
progress of prohibition much the cry OF
personal liberty Is now invoked In an effort to
avert the enforcement OF the prohibition law
What has been the RESULT The places once
occupied by the saloons are not vacant. They
nave all been taken frequently at a higher rent
al than the saloon man paid. 1t was SO in Los
Angeles. IL was so In every part OF tho United
states, The landlords have not been bankrupt
ed. The ghost OF financial chaos has not ma
terialized. Tho destruction Of the saloons did
not render Naiucless all properly which had
been occupied by the participants In the liquor
traffic.
There is no more reason to believe now that
American ships will be driven from the sea by
abolition OF drink aboard than there was at the
Time OF the enactment OF the laws prohibiting
the conduct Of tho saloons, that IL would inJure
private property ana make baukrupts OF the
owners, IL IL a familiar ghost but we refuse
10 be frightened from our stools--Ios Angeles
Times.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

was Tuesday. We think this statement viii
stand without serious attack
u is the mhuifeet tendency OF the electorate
In recent years 10 DO negative rather than af-
frw1uyo 90 punish ratbor than reward May
hop the composite voter figures 'hat thoro is
nobody 10 reward any more. Certain lt ls that
parties and loadershlp continues 20 fan far shor,
NJ popular expectation. Yet one wondera n
popular expectation rs not unreasonable II tho
trouble docs not grow out Of frank desire to
Uavr government DO moro and more impossible
NIrrs for tho individual ine'eod " tho lndi.
WdunI doing altogether for hlmecf ana FOR hia
governments
Inevitably The democratic woyo Of Tuesday
win be claimed 20 constitute % rcbuke for tho
Harding administration. Ana %, course o, can
mot be construed otherwise. Because uId,-
spread republican Victories would have been
construed as approval Of The conduct of tho
government just 80 must republican royersca
bo cona.ruod ao dIsapprobuilon
Probably the administrations attitude toward
tho bonus and its record IN shatcrlng tho rail
road ar.ko through the fundamentally of %
federal Injunction, exertcd substantially od-
vorso Influence upon the election. Yet ~ Is o.
rnt that these Two acts are, iu tho minds OF
thinking people. accounted tho most outstand-
INK service To tho country that Warren o. Hard.
iug has performed
Tho reduction OF The republican majority In
congress. oven though complete returns should
wipe that majority out altogether. cannot be
cltfs"d os an uumlxod evil Certainly tho ad-
miulsra'Ion would function moro easily ana cf.
firicn'y with both branches ot congress IN po-
hucn harmony with itsolt but there Is room
for tho belief that In this particular case
quality OF leadership hitherto lacking might be
developed IN tho white House should the lower
house OF the national Legislature come under
the control OF the opposition party; while there
would thus come TO the oppoeitlon party a need
OF constructive action which Il could not lg-
more.
There will be those who win see In the demo.
cratic sweep Of Tuesday premonltlons OF demo-
cratic victory In 1924, This. we think. Is an uh-
safe conclusion to draw. Rather does It show
the pronencss OF the electorate to sweep from
one extrome TO tho other regardlcse OF issuce
and regardless Of achievements The men elected
Tuesday on tho democratic tckot will be em-
barrassed through excessive expectation on the
part OF those olcctlng them, precisely as have
been the men who were defeated on tho repub-
lloan ticket. The real cause for genuine con-
eern is this apparent lack OF both conviction
and objective on the part OF the American voter
What II portends no man may say.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
MISS RonERrsoN,s DEFEAT.

The defeat Of Mis-, Alice Robertson ir re-
Erettable.
she had become a national figure She was
o. genuine asset 10 the state no less than TO tho
Second die'rct There was a more widespread
intercst throughout the nation Ia her election
than .n that ot any other single figure in con.
gross
But The cSIgonclcs Of partisan politics had
10 be served. lt IL the truth that Miss Robert
son is not NJ the type 20 win reelection She
was too honest Her courage was too great
she did not dls-omblc. she preferred TO be
clearly uuderstooi. All Of these are qualitlce
that should be suppressed II on" would 20 FAR
in politics and remain there long.
Hnt tho force of her example VIII long live
In her one brief term she demonstrated TO tho
entire nauds, Just what woman congressmau
should ana should not do. The nation. as a
whole suffers much greater loss in the defeat
Of Miss Rohcrtson than does Mss Robertson,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
The Horoscope
The stars inciin. out DO oot coinpeel
Cpt ts22 hy Mcclure Newsps Der syud

Saturn in evil aspect dominates
the busiest hours OF tnis day accord.
ing to astrology. Tho sun r. helm.
tul In the evening.
Industry is 'k TO be easily a..
tected AZ this time and the stock
market may be uncertain.
Employers will be wise TO assums
a conciliatory manner whlle tnta
configuratiou prevails. for they wu
greatly need the aid Of worl ora Ia.
tore the new year has grown old
After sundown, meetings or din
ner nj which affairs OF moment 8rs,
discussed are we'll directed. Barl
nuets to celebrities should be va u
successful.
Mining conditions again will cause
anxiety. II Is prognostlcated. and
there is a sign indicating possible
accidents
A brighter outlook for certain.
lines of commerce Is seen by astrui-
ogers
Mortality among children may bs
marked during tho winter which
may bring an epidemic. cities
sho ia take great care 10 assure the
best sanitary conditions.
Panama will be iuch In the pub
lie prints at the close Of his month,
IL Is prophesicd.
Plain-speaking will bring discroI-
1t upon n man who has been iu The
diplomatic service it ls prophcsic
Complications between the United
States and foreign countries win
take place. despite the caution on
statesmen.
Changes in the presidents cabinet
again are foretold and new anxietle-
seem TO be In store FOR the govern
ment as-l922 draws to close.
Music Is TO have q great impetus
and musicians are to be very for
tunate in the coming weeks.
Theaters continue subject to stats
that will bring radical changes 81
plays and managers.
Persons whose blrthdate II ia
have the forecast OF travel or
change Those who are employed
win benefit. The health should be
safeguarded. as nervous disorders
may threaten.
Children born on this day prob.
alb will be original. inventive and
resourceful, They will be able 90
overcome many obstacles in life.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

notice either OF them looking pale.
pop sed.
Its this one, don't YOU notice how
slow he moves and how he scrapes
along the bottom OF the aquar!an?
ma sed.
Maybe he'e Just trying TO scratch
himself perhaps one OF his scales Is
loose and itches him a little, pop
scd.
WIllyum, ! know a sick fish wen
I see one, ma sed. Benny. did you
do enything 10 this fish? she sed.
Nam? sed. dldent do enything
10 him that l dldent do to the other
one, sed.
Well wat did you do 10 them. tell
me immeedltly ma sed, and | sed,
Aw, It wasent enything, | Jest tried
to teetch them a little trick, 1t
wasent enything.
Wat do you meen, wat trick? ma
sed.
was Jest trying TO teetch them TO
breethe, l sed, and ma sed. Don't
.tawk nonsents, they can breethe.
Not out of. waiter they can't ]
sed.
O Is that so, well see ~ you can
breethe vile you're having your face
slapped, me sed. And she gave me ?
tearse kracks and made me go rite
up to bed, the ony consolation being
that | dident haff to finish my
lessins.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
A STENOGRAPHER'S ROMANCE
by Jane Phelps.

ed. They got n few things TO COOK
with and SOME plates. But she said
now they were real comfortable, even
had ruffled muslin curtains at the
windows. wouldn't 1t be Just as
heavenly"
Indeed II would" Cora sighed
too heavenly for us TO consider | am
afraid. Then who would give us
references
do you have to have them to get
n flat?' Nellie asked.
"Of course. Two kinds, I guess;
one that we are good respectable
girls, and another that we are good
for the rent. We don't know any
one to ask for the last. although we
might manage the other"
There's always a way. ~ one can
find IT, Nellie said. soberly. Lets
all think Il over and see II we can't
do It. Ny heart will be broken II we
can't I've been thinking about II
for days
wen think about It, too--and
guess that's all we will do" Gladys
said. But wouldn't II he fine, Cora,
II wo could. We could divide the
work SO 1t won't be hard on any
one of us--no harder than II Is here.
Not so hard l think because we'd
have a stove
well. come on TO bed. I've set the
ball rolling" Nellie yawned frankly
sleepy in spite OF her enthusiasm
which Cora had scarcely dampened
for more than "a moment In spite of
her talk OF references.
While eating their breakfast next
morning the subject was again dis
a a f..f
Cora was bit more enthusiastic.
II think we have few things al
home mother isn't using since she
gave up housekeeping, old things she
couldn't bear to sell. \ chest Of
drawers, and oldfashioned drop
leaf table that was her graudmoth-
ers. and perhaps n chair or two.
II has been SO long since saw
them can't remember just how
much there was"
My we'd he gorgeous with all
those things! simply Eurgeous!
Nellie delightedly exclaimed,
Seems 10 me tile first thing to
find out is II we can fipG place
near the subway cheap enough,
Gladys suggested
Let's go bunting Saturday after
noon II won't he any harm even
IL we can't take one and We might
find something" Nellie said, "W!ll
you. Cora p"
yes. although 7 feel It Is rather
foolish" her voice wistful,
Then that's that" Nellie sprang
up and hurried with the dishes, II
was her woek 10 do them, but she
talked as fast as she worked, and
both girls caught much OF hor enthu-
siasm before they went to work,
Tomorrow--A Successful Quest.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
Art and tie Soviet.

From the state-controllod theaters OF The old
Russia thcre were evolved marvellous artistic
productions. which have surprised and delighted
the whole world, The Russian ballet, probably
tho richest and most varied form of dancing art
over known, s a conspicuous example The
Moscow Arr Theatcr company which, by the
way, In 10 visit America this year. is said to be
equally wonderful In serious drama. But there
has been much conjecture as to the effect upon
this theatrical development OF tho revolution
ana the soviet goyernmont Could the govern.
men of Leniuo and Trotsls foster stage uringi-
naNiyF dispatch from Moscow seems to give
a dseouraging answer. The wcll-known dancer,
MordNn, summoned there to direct the ballet.
has been obliged 20 leave In despair He found
the ranks OF the ballet filled on the principle OF
weight instead OF skill, Instead OF the light
lavlowa-lke fairies of other days, thero were
plump, bulky and elcphautine trlppers, making
the staEe look like Turkish harem Every ef
fort OF his 20 eliminate the supertluous aVoir-
dupois was blocked by come unknown means,
until az last the famous dancer gave up In deS.
pair and fled,
Il Ia humorous story, but omiuous for those
who have been looking hopefully to Russia TO
supply a new art of tho stage.--OhiO STATE
journal
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
rnn pommcAL rrNDuLuM SWINGS

The political pendulum swung again IN Tues
days elections The Unprecedented republican
majorItios OF two years ago were balanced by
democratic majoriues equally as great, the dlt.
ference between a congressional and presiden-
tial election being taken into account
It is an exceedingly dlfflcut matter to say
wha, It an means Tho tremendous vote OF two
years ago, when the republican party was
swept into power, was largely negative In moet
eases people were voting against condition OF
, affairs and against a political organization
rather than for a specific objective And so It
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
Selling Safety 10 Amcricnns.

The fact that the number OF deaths by auto
mobiles IN the United States has increased II
per cent during the last twelve months shows
now urgently tho country needs, not only safety
weeks, hut whole years ot safety education.
During the official safety week" celebrated
last month "A proper emphasis was placed upon
the duties OF the pedestrisu. lie was warned
against jay crossings and hck walking and re-
minded that an automobile going fifteen miles
an hour covers twenty feet I'm a second, II is
a lesson which many never learn and others
too rapidly forget But fully as important is the
constant repetition OF the warnings 10 drivers
that IL Is their duty TO respect the rights Of
others
There are altogether too many drivers who In
the country as well as in the city, never lose a
reckless disregard for the rights OF others. The
fools who TO gain ten seconds will swoop out
OF line on a narrow road and dart In ahead
OF another car, exposing themselves and perhaps
dozen other persons TO accident, are familiar
TO all, SO also the road hogs who fail 90 comply
with the customs OF the road and are utterly
Indifferent ot tho possibly dangerous conse-
quences to others
especially necessary ry-New York Tribune.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

John Taylor. OF Atlantic City, ~.
j., aged "a years, has for o3
years been a private messenger be-
tween that city and Philadelphia
Pa. During this time Taylor has
Travelled 1,l57,400 miles without an
accident and without ever haWns
Witnessed train wreck.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

One OF mas gold fishes was acting
kind Of funny today and after sup
p.r ma sed tu pop, Willyum, | don't
know watts the matter with Walter
but he's Certeny not feeling well, he
hasont bin like himself at all
Walter Walter who, O you're
tawkiug about one of those con-
fownded gold fish. pop sed,
Willyum don't you call him names
Suppose the little tello died, then how
would you feel? ma eed.
Better, / mean terrible, wy. watts
rong with him wich one Is he I don't
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
Bible Thoughts for TOddD


November y.
NY STRONG HAB11AI1pN -Ro thou my
strong hahintiOu, whorouu'0 . may continually
resort. thou hast EvUu commandment foo saw"
me, FOR thou art my rock ana my fUrtrow..-
Psalm 7i.3.
Iiow were the wise men of Tho olat directed
10 the birthplace OF JosuR?-Mau. 2il-lO.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Jack Dempsey landed in New York the othe
day with mouocle In his right eye and on
fellow democrats. we're for Jess willard, even
Ohio state Journal
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Resembling and worn like a wrist
watch is new stroke counter for
golfers
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

"I thought 1 was different from
some people" walls an exchange
editor. but I'm not. ] borrowed
couple of books from a friend a long
time ago and they haven't been i'-
turned yet,'-Enid Eagle.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09
Must ne Nodl,n They Drink,

one OF tho best jokes OF the season has been
the effort OF the soviet delegates at Genoa to
instruct the rest OF the world on economics
Indianapolis Star
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Wen bet tn feller that first
thought o. cannin school girl COM
p,eNions II never have L work agln.
In enumeratin' all tn eNtravagances
O tn war, tn stump speaker fer
gifts Z mention that we trained, fed
an clothed two million too <many
soldiers.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

The finest scenery Is along the
worst roads, declares the Bartlesylie
Enterprise.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

The way to save our fur-bearius
animals is to teach them to shave,
SAYS the Blackwell Tribune.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Some women won't be HAPPY In
heaven II all the wings are alike,
says the Enid News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

The Marland Refining company is
not only the greatest revenue pro-
ducer on the Santa Fe system, but q
Ia three-forths of a million dollars
ahead OF its nearest rival In this re-
spect. SAYS the Shawnee News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

a 12-year-old younsster turned his
mother in as "A th,et TO claim n re-
ward of IS, The mother had stolen
food to feed the boy and his younger
brothers and sisters. SO much for
gratitude. .--Ponca City News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Now We can begin to think and talk OF
Thanksgiving, Christmas and taxes
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

About Ho only thing left vs. FOR excitemen
now untiI We open the Christmas packages 81
who wins tho Thanksgiving football games
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

one Tulsa man lost golf game yesterday be
cause every time he tried to concentrate his
mind on his stroke he remembered the bet he
had on the election.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

or course, SAYS the Dallas News Il IL none OF
our business, but personally we never a
centenarlan who got that way by exercising to
music.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

ordinarily We arc not curious but we would
Ike 20 know what sort OF an dlibi Jerry Rand
of ukmulgoe will rely upon.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

There amt mo toun how big his majority
would have been Il Bob Dunlop had voted Tor
Walton
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-09

Somewhere along tho line we confidently ex
poet Judge stuart of Oklahoma city TO appea
~ committing attorney 10 the political lbo
suits fllod against The World
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-12-21
RICE is GOOD FOR CHILDREN
Cooked in Milk, It Has Rich Flavor
and Is Particularly Nourishing-
Fine for Lunch.

Rice cooked in milk has richer
flavor than when cooked in water,
and is particularly nourishing and
wholesome for children. AS school
lunch dish the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture suggests that rice
may be served with tomato sauce and
grated cheese, as the main dish Of
the meal, or with maple strip or
crushed fresh fruit as dessert.
One cup of rice will absorb quart
Of milk when cooked slowly in a
double boiler First wash the rice
thoroughly in several waters so as
to remove all loose starch, then crop
it slowly into the hot milk, and add
one teaspoonful of salt for each cupful
of rice. Cook the rice until the grains
are soft when pressed between thumb
and finger, or for about thirty min
utes. Remove the lid Of the double
boiler during the last part of the
cooking, SO that the grains will sep
arate.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-12-21
IN WEARING SPORT CLOTHES
Demand for Garments for Outdoor
Use; Women Devote More Time
to the Country.

In the past few years, since women
have become interested in all sorts of
STYLES which were once more or less of
a closed issue with them, the designing
Of clothes for sports wear has filed an
everincreasing field.
Since sports and outdoor life have
claimed our smartest women, then, the
clothes which go with them have had
to keep apace in chic and cleverness.
The chic woman realizes that the
country club garment is in its proper
element only at the country club or
country home; that there is proper
place for the afternoon gown, and that
it is not in its proper place when worn
on shopping expedition.
She understands the fitness Of
things. This is something that many
of our less clever women have yet to
learn.
At the same time, the young girl who
overdoes the tweed suit, wool hose and
sensible shoes is much stronger physi-
cally than che was several years ago
when she affected sheer blouses,
French heels and frivolous, inappropri-
ate things for everyday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-12-21

the mixture full of air. Use two
tablespoonfuls of rose water for
fIavoring which includes that used in
mixing the almonds Drop by spoon
fuls Oh buttered baking-sheet or but
tered paper and bake in moderate
oven.
Molasses Drop cookes.-Take one
half cupful each of sugar, butter, mo-
lasses and sour milk, one egg, one
teaspoonful of soda, two cupfuls OF
-four, one-half cupful of raisins, cur
rants, and cinnamon, nutmeg and gin
ger to taste. Stir up over night and
bake the next morning.
Sunshine Genns.-These are good If
you can afford the eggs. Separate
the yolks and whites of seven eggs.
Sift one cupful of graduated sugar,
then sift two-thirds of cupful Of
pastry -four five times. Beat the
white of the eggs until stiff, adding
one-half teaspoonful Of cream Of tar
tar when they are half beaten; now
add the yolks which have been thor
oughly beaten, mix the sugar then
the -four. Bake in creased gem pans
in a quick oven for fifteen to twenty
minutes. When cool ice with orange
icing.