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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS
Magic Powder Will Show
Comet-Legs Something!
BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON
Story Nnmher 7Gg

He turned again To his cupboard
and. reaching In, brought out an
other shaker like the ruby one.
only this n was blue instead OF
red. and sparled like fros, on dia-
mondr.
Yohr, Ensped nancy. how
beautiful"
N.Y. declared Nick. Isn't
that fine
Humphi" said Mr.. Pecrabout.
agulntlnR n eye. This old
thing, why. re Just made nut oil
an old sapphire tina; l picked o.
one day In the Golden Forest"
The Twins then remembered
that valuable things weren't muci
thought Of In that queer place
And that things We think an,
worthless moon-peopie prize high.
IS.
The real value OF this IL In IN,
inside said Mr.. Peerabont. tap
ping the blue shaker proudly. -
contains another kind OF magii
powder. the kind that straightenI
crooked things n a little ~ thil
would touch comct-Legr his lex
would strniRhtrn and he eoui,
never ride his shooting -star again
tTo Bc Coz iinucd)
(Copyright. 1924. NnA Scrvicoj
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

WLOuIs JOSEPH vANcArS

-
~ ~ ~ Luoiil.a > pr'tehce'
Whieh i"-siict was "nee"S neein-
uiht I" ~"'" nunl wa. Nii'h'iS
thsi'l'"i ~ ny tihith. Noiah me-
lulg suAk's,eu ,nhi sue mlkht hke
10 ieNi'w w fuAhes OF yesterday =
'aineIn wor".
NH-u."t s"u' sh' Nouiu IN"
y pIolectioh-r"om empty, iu-
einun ms". W WY 70 u
bo.heiins 70 re'"o.e nor
nut ~ "penlnk the duot saw .
u vsa" !" i"r"iu hsht
whNv.lhs ath~er, ~ y
Woulu naNs "ttnuIuwn, haa hut
nlnh ,nieA y senlal secont,
holie" ~ ,'phh tne fehr OF tnf
ioht, "'aoN"ei'e"' tuhhei-hhe
chhHlper'
Tome Ilbht On m MIS- Ice.
We q N' 'h'""eh IN y minute Jusi
ihhnihh 'n' ~ INC illiuth e"nhe
through from Jpe JACQUES yesicr-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
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tContfnncd from Our Last fssnrl
She rehenrsed the scene. bat
Bel failed not only To call at the
hour appointed or to send word OF
explanation.
Lucinda had sacrificed the eye-
ming to schre OF duty: n true aacrl-
flee, for Lynn was leaving carry
next morning to spend "A fortnight
with his company In m Oregon
iosHing camp.
Losing patienc. Lucinda called
the Alexandria ON tho telephone,
and was Informed that Mr.. uTuc,
had checked out early In the
morning, saying nothing OF an IN
teution to return.
No note came from Belinmy tho
next morning and nothing trans.
pred in the course OF the next
several weeks 10 afford any clue
ct the riddle; with the upshut that
Lucinda thoughg about her has.
band a great deal % than snt
wanted to or had al any time since
leaving Chicago. Il was strange
IL wasn't like Bel to treat nny
woman 30 rudeiy.
NNIV
Jacques kept the Summcrlnd
company away va long that It's re-
turn found the first Linda Ice pro.
ductlon In full swing. with Barry
Nolan In command, Lucinda play
ing the supple puppct Of his within
Fanny demurcly walking through
the feminine part OF second Inn
p%ortance. and Lontnino Junction
ing ~ the peak OF his capacity ~
executive genius.
why u should be 10 hard on lin
nobody seemed to know and Lon
tainc was too busy TO explain.
To all hls symptoms OF hustle
and bounce. his ~tfe played silent
but attentive audience; though
oftentimc- her pretty eyes would
light up with an unspokcn com
ment too pungcnt To bc wasted and
~discreetly questiug n s%ympathcii,
considant. would find It without
fail in Barry Nolan.
Irish both by descent aud pro
fesslon. Nolan had at least that
sense conspicuously developed
4 What others he po~sseEsed wnH q
question which came to occupy
many of I.ucindn's spare moments
| CIV RNAAAh Z NNNNhNN AW HNNAAN
high place In cinema. unless a
a%priEhtly disposition. a fetching
grin. Infectious ycrvc. impudenc'
without end and a distinctly In
dicated vein of genius at crap.
shooting. summed up the cssentla
quaiificationa OF q director whs
pretended 10 earn n wage o
$4,000 per production.
But Lucinda first mistrusted mis-
ability because OF his appalling iR
noranre concerning rudimcniar,
! pr~inciIlea OF social usage.
Since the story they were con.
cerned with had to do with people
OF fashionable New York. IIuclnds
thought u important that thoil
should conform to ap.
proved convention; but Nolan wa
80 little learned in such natter
and his Impotence with them wa
wholehearted: An. whats D
mntter9 Ninety per cent Of you
audiences are solid bone from tn
neck up. and the rest wouldn,
think they'd got their money
worth unless they found some
thing TO beef about In q piciurc
Why worry about little things lik'
that? IAfe's too short. and weir
wasting time!''
hut that distrust OF Harry No
ian's competency which trouble,
Lucinda mind almost from TIA
very outset OF their association has
yet To cryNtallxe ON the Saturda,
when suFhmerlad was expeste'
home.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
THE E
By Albert Apple

SPOILED
Magistrate Alexander Brough starts filming New
York food dealers 81 for each pound Of food. unfit
to eat. found In their possession.
Expansion of this policy TO national dimensions
nigh, he a good way to nay Oft the wnr dsbt
speedily.
history OF everything we eat In civilization. n we
did voluntary stsrva,ion n,ishi become epidemic
on this little planet OF onrs
when Andrew Jackson went to Washington as
president 1t took hin. 80 days 10 make the trip from
The other day. Bert Acostn flew 2Os miles an hour
In his Wlidcatt' airplanc,
Al orIy. France, the worlds largest bIplane Is
cargo Of seven tons. intending 30 passengers.
We travel faster now, but you notice there are
fewer Andy Jucksons.
Uncle ga mis- spending less OF your money. which
Ia good news Though under the sugar coating is the
hitter pill that there's less money TO spend.
In the 10 months ended May l. the ordinary
expenses Of the national government were nearly .
hilton and a half dollars less than the correspond
spendinF tc,siea ssss.ssO.soo.ooo. biggest items Of
this was ara. Ooa. 900 which went for interest on
the public debt. II emphasizes the great war burden
may be an imponsibinty in our lifetime. though
there's aiI much room for economy.
Tho war set civilization back half a century. II
will take 90 years 20 recover 20 normal This
PRECEDENT OF Carnegie lnstituilon.
Woodward Also secs q silver lining 10 the cloud
~ the war. which unquestionably was an enormous
-timnlans 20 science. That y especially true among
| the peope. one rerson for the radio craze.
n ~ the old stony. Progress n painful. it, price
| terrific.
PROFITs
| Profits Of wheat exporters last year averaged q
third Of . cent a bushsL compared with : cents ih'
| year before.
RMS u reported 10 tho senate by federal ,rad'
1 commission.
a. hts rats. exporters bltnl profits on our hug'
/ shipments Of wheat 70 Other countries in 1871 WEIR
only ti.fss.ise. fei wheat exports lost year wef'
nearly four and a half times AS big az the five-yep
average. f9io~isiA.
We are ls = period Of q bsE physical volume o
hhfincsa and small profits. That ~ me general iausi
mean situation III n nutrhcH.
SODA-FOrNTAING
How much do you spend AZ the soda fountains
which are beginning to hiss loudly, getting In train
i iue Ter the rush sVnaor Of hot weather.
The country > ioo,ooO aoda-fountains this year vii
take a billion dollars o. the pcope = nloney. accordinI
10 trade eaflmntca.
"a seems an enormour sum The nations hooz
biii. however. was two ara q quarter times az mucl
IN 1914.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
BROADCAST
By BERToN BRALEy

! brcuthod a melody into the air.
It'fell to the earth. | know not where:
Except ! know u WAS broadcast 10
OshfOsh, iouiHvilio. Baraboo.
san Francisco and k~alnmnsoo.
Heard by kokomo. Kankakec.
And the passengers 81 n ship AZ sen.
ileisyed onward to Singapore
And all the portH on the Indian share.
Heard ln sydney and Liverpool.
~Yokahamn. Pekin. STEAMBOAT.
christiania, Baffln's Bay.
Moscow. Cairo and Mhndalay;
Suns by people In kamcrun.
danced hy dervishes la Rangoon.
m thence hy radio stations hurled
over and over the great round world
Maybe they caught a few Hhort bars
Up In Hetclxeuse. Venus. Mars,
And various Other w~eil-known stars.
The either throbbed and the music went
To the utmost ends Of the armament.
For | breaihcd n melody ,.tp the air
And 10 still H. travelling everywhere.
'coDyrisht. issx. NEA service)
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

Possibly Lucinda suggested
with lahOrcd scOrn. you misnd-
dressed II. forgetting which of
your numerous feminine ncquaini-
nncoa you were writing to.
n addressed a. bel insisted
stoutly. to Mrs. Bclnmy Drnce
II so. that explains ~. They
know me at the hotel only ms Linda
IAe."
When the screen once more
shonc blan' and the cciling lifht
flashed On. lei was smiling cheer
fully.
No wonder you fell for the
| screen 50 hard. Linda; you re eN-
quisitc. and no mistake
You said you wanted 10 explain.
Bel; you won't get another
cha nee
lie nodded soberly. II can say
all I want to In three minutes.
Then you're free To call u quits FOR
good. " you like.
That posed her rudely. Did he
mcan-cOuld n be possible he
meant he had become rcconcilod ta
the rat In their rclations3
Can you doubt limits what III
like. Bcl7
Beiinmy gave hts head n stub
born shake and steppcd nearer
Please don't he angry BECAUSE oi
anything stupid l nay sny. !
came out here that nrsi time dca
set to win you back at any cost
atill madly in love with YOU. alb
solntely unable to conceive OF q
life that didn't pivot ~ you. Linda.
was prepared to give you any
pledges ynu could possibly aHk
Did you natter yourself ans
pledge you could give would NEAR
anything to me. when you q
broken your word "a often
II hoped could make you un.
dcrstand what "a blow your lcav'
ing mo had becn. how u had
brought me to my SENSE Bt last
iclted rae up on the water Wagon
where I've beer I'VE since
haven't had a suspicion OF a drink
LINDA, since that night you rnr
awny-and made me see what ~
unspenkablc rotter ia been. foolinf
around with women as had
That's another thing 1 cut out HIS
a shot. haven't looked ridcwayi
at another woman since ~.
Not even after discovering -
fallen In love with another mani
Not rive after that. Somehow
casual women don't mean any.
To me any more-f mean
casual nrtationa They're tos
dainn' stupid-siily waste Of time
guess | had 10 he squiffy. us
used To be- most OF the time. not q
be- bored by them then.
This Is All very interesting, In
sure. But after all Il doesn't Elk
ipiRin-now. does ~"
II explain why l followed yoI
out here the first trip. why ! haI
I 10 see you In another mans ARM
, kissing him. and then hear all IN
smail-town gossip about You tw
I before ia believe -
There IL gossip them"
what do you think Accord
Ink to al reports. you've been Eo
ing II. rather, you and this cha
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS out u
, eether as they say In iloib
. wood
I.ucindn affected q shrua Of In
r difference. bel mustn't nuaas Nh
= cared what people said.
, And what has that 10 do"
\ Just this. l don't like Il. A.
say. n you want 90 run aroun
= with n movie actor. that's you
affair: but 10 long 49, you RENAL
my wife, TIA my affair. too. Don
forget MS my name you're trailin
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
MYSTERIES

4 5 You read this, strange things are happen
"A ing in the animal world.
80 The Lycosa spider comes out Of her nest
and lies all day in the sunlight, patiently hold
ing the silk cocoon that ~cont9ins her eggs. The
strange part of this is how Mrs. Lycosa knows
that the sun helps the Matching. saves her weary
hours of sitting ON her eggs, like a hen. warm
ing them with bodily heat.
Another queer thing is in Australia, where
the frilled lizard is patiently and painfully
trying TO become a biped.
lie is built like all other lizards, with -four
legs. But something has put into his tiny brain
mn ambition 90 walk on his hind legs. lie goes
a few steps, falls down, then tries il again time
after time.
Eventually Mr.. Frilled Lizard will succeed
Then his forelegs win grow longer, turn into
hands and arms.
Scientists taking issue with Mr.. Bryan, say
that man learned to walk ON his hind legs the
same way, far back in the misis Of the past.
Mr.. frilled Lizard will envy the hnman-iike
pcnguins of antarctic regions. They walk on
substantial legs and have turned their wings
into flippers for swimming.
Another strange thing, in the woods, all the
way from New Mexico to Canada the beavers
are building their dams. They gnaw ut trees,
some with trunks a foot thick. All the way
throughi No. Mr.. Beaver stops when he gets
10 tne tree y CORE. lie KNOWS thnt uhe next gaze
viii finish the work for him. What tells him !
Does he figure i QUIT
When the beaver house is finished. its en-
trance will be under water, SO that animal
enemies cannot follow. While the family sleeps
n guard beaver will sleep with his tail in the
water, so that II the dam breaks he will know
AZ soon as the water starts going down. Then
he'll waken the family, for repairs.
Not far from the Canadian beaver, the lee
has gone out ON the lakes. Salmon trout are
swimming on the surface. They are picking
their mates. Soon they II separate, 60 into
deep water. Next fall the mates win NEE;
again and spawn. How 10 they always find
the ones they're engaged tot Science knows
they do.
The strangesi mysteries and the most fas-
~cinating oddities in the world are the pc
culiarities of animal life.
Call it instinct IL you will, but every living
thing seems 10 have some form Of intelligence
planted in IL by the supreme intelligence that
is back Of all.
II Senator Watson Of Georgia proposes Ia
prevent the confirmation Of every nominee for
office who has made derogatory statements
about him there Is going to be a shortage OF
federal appointees in this country
Chairman bunker, Of the democratic state
committee, says the leading democrats Of the
state are ''up on their toes. We recall having
seen them much higher up than that.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
DEMACoCY-THE SAME
IT'S FOUND

I'm q recent editorial the Chicago Tribune
said
''Gov. n. A. Nestos Of North Dakota told
Chicago audiences that the Nonpartisan league
Of that state had exploited the people. in their
own name. for political power and personal in
serests. The demaeopues were in the business
OF politics for their own good. They are always
IN business for themselves, playing upon the
craduiity Of people who think that il a poll
fieian talks loudly enough Of their welfare he
does not have his own IN view.
Herr IN Chicago we have demagoeues talk
Ing o. the conscription 81 wealth, 81 the rule
Of the people, and Of the overthrow of capi-
i~alistis intrigue, and working constantly for
their own gain NJ the public expense. The ex-
pert fee scandals, the school board scandals,
ike scandals which reveal how public money
disappear HI private hands anmank thems
Russia the arch deiaaRoFnes rcdesed =
great nation to famine. plague. and ruin 10
rhin the power and wealth which they esayed,
Demaeoey Is the mnai dangerous elemeni
which can be introduced into . Htate. one Of the
n,nsf easily introduced and tina most costly.
Denaeoey Is the same wherever il Is found
whether in North Dekoia or Chicago, in Russia
81 New Mexico. n talks The same Language
4.eks the same selfish ends and, when il is per
ms.ed 10 flourish. proved costly IN exact pro
pert'ea 70 ~ prosperity
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
word n ClIAGRIN.

roiay'A word ~ ClIAGRIN.
~ nronounced-sha-grin orr
especially by the English. cha
green. with accent. In either case
on the second syllable.
q meansthht which worries
M or mortifiea. melancholy.
lts origins uncertain.
~. used iiie this-Old-llns
politicians m showing cunaidcrl
able chagrtn ovcr the defeat ol
New by BeverldKc In Indiana. and
Of the republican machine rs
Pinchot In Pennsylvania
him ~ II she would never lot him
Ru.
I've missed you 20. Lynn. I've
misSed you sol
Wontinucd ir Our New, lssuc)
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

In up TO my ears. Something to
do you know
when Zinn departed. however.
Bcl'f manner changed.
I'm sorry. Linda really
don't mean TO be a peat
Then why are you hcreY
give me half n chance,
You had that chance weeks ago
and deliberately refused a.
But surely you got my note eN-
planning ! was called east IN two
hours notice. but would return ~
soon as I could p
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

Gus record. More intcly nj Ind
annual intcrsrhoiastlc champton.l
ntsip meet. ehe won the s~eOlyardl
contest IN ! minutes g SD seconds,
chipping . 2-5 seconds from thl
record
Miss McGary has been swimming
only a ear aud q half.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
Ummsmal Stories
About Unusual People


say " won't be|
10 befor 4
Ethel Notary
New York high
school k.rl OF ~
Is Recognized a
an aquatic mari
vel.
Recently shc|
defeated MISS
Ailecn lRigEln.|
the oiy pld
star. In n aOO
yard race. net
Ting a new Ann
erican mark 81
4 minutes M
seconds. or Sis
anQAnAu l.ast.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
A THOroHr
The LAIRD Jchovsh n my strength
and song; aud he l. becomr my saliva
tlon.-fsinh f3;s.
A THOU0iIT

II those who died OF JOY had hut been ~oftened
by thankfully eakinE aioft. they would either not
have died At all, or else would have died of n
sweet rapture. Jean Paul Richter.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24
H GOOD SAMARITAN

COMPLAINT that the United States has
deserted Europe has been frequently
- heard in the last few years. 1t serves the
tufn Of statesmen overseas who want TO unload
n good part Of their own burdens ON the
shoulders of Uncle Sam, and of those at home
nnxious 10 make propaganda for policies which
The country has decisively rejected, or afflicted
with that Inversion of patriotism which makes
one's own country always wrong.
Now, Herbert Hoover comes with a plain
tale 10 put down critics aud cavaliers. lie
shows that the United States, since the armi-
iice, has granted Europe governmental and
private loans TO the amount Of at least $4,000
100000, aud has spent another billion there in
charity. But for this aid, he asserts, the con
tinent would have sunk in chaos before now.
Mr.. Hoover has indicated five steps which
Europe should take to save itself, one Of which.
IL that intergovernmental debts, including Ger
man PREPARATIONS, should be fixed on a basis Of
payment which il is reasonably certain can be
met. In other words. Europe should stop at
tempting TO balance budgets with SUMS destin-
ed to remain imaginary.
BY his practical service TO Europe, Mr..
Hoover, If any man alive, has earned the right
10 counsel her without mourning the reproach
Of the priest and the Levite. who passed by on
the other side, And with his good advice ia
Europe he couples complete vindication Of his
own country from unjust aspersion AT home
and abroad.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

III Paso is preparing the largest petition
ever sent out Of III Paso county, y asking Wash.
ington 20 help relieve that city Of the mosquito
menace, resulting from the Rio Grande river. y
~ Uncle Sam is responsible for the vi Paso Rio
Grande mosquito, he certainly is doubly re-
sponsihie for the Albuquerque Rio Grande
mosquito. We should join vi Paso in passing
the buck 10 Washington.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

Chairman bunker. Of the democratic state
committee, says the leading democrats Of the
state are "up ON their toes" We recall having
seen them much higher up than that.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-24

II Senator Watson Of Georgia proposes Z,
prevent the confirmation Of every nominee foI
office who has made deroRatory statements
about him there is going to be a shortage Of
federal appointees in this country
The New York herald., 1922-09-17
FINANCIAL NEWS
AND COMMENT
Talk of New War Taken as
Excuse for Successful
Bear Raid.

| Professional operations, together with
a moderate amount of public selling
based on the European developments.
completely dominated the market situ-
alton yesterday. Trading was relatively
heavy. running at the rate of substan-
tally more than 100000 shares for a
full trading session.
Although there were a number of
stocks which held recent gains very we'll
indeed. and even some that advanced
materially, the general tendency yester-
day was downward and at the close the
fruits of two hours OF profit taking could
be seen in large majority of declines
among the net changes.
News of the horrible massacre of thous-
sands of ChristiansJby Turks was an ex-
cuse rather than a reason for the selling
OF the market Talk of new war was
started In the Chicago grain market on
Friday and professional operators for
the decline seized upon 1t eagerly yes
terday in an effort to undermine the
confidence which has been the basis of
stock movements for the last week.
They succeeded to some extent. but the
rank and file of Spectators adopted a
waiting policy, preferring to see what
weekend developments will come to
light
1t is not unusual for every outstand-
ing piece of news to be used as a lever
to start movement of the stock mar
ket in motion. In fact all major move
ments. while based principally upon
some fundamental condition. get their
initial impetus from operations of the
professional element which almost in
variably relies on the news columns of
the press to supply it with ammunition.
A majority were not inclined. of course.
to become frightened by the new war
talk.
None would deny. however. that the
fraught with danger and that prompt
action must be had If serious conse-
quences are to be averted. It is not
likely that the real effect of this sit
show up in the securities market The
real dominating interests have realized
for some time that Europe's affairs were
in an extremely delicate state and any
shift of sentiment In such quarters
would have been noticed long ago.
Stocks in which speculation has been
heavy and advances wide suffered more
than did those whose technical position
was more secure. evidencing at the very
outset the real character of the selling.
Short operations and profit taking prob
ably accounted for an exceedingly large
proportion OF stocks sold yesterday.
In <he foreign exchange market, where
imminent danger of large hostilities
abroad would be the first place to make
It's appearance. movements were narrow.
with most Of the rates shading slightly
at the close.
In the bond market there was little Of
interest The announcement by the
Treasury Department that the price of
savings certificates would be increased
was of no great moment insofar as its
effect on the prices of investment secur-
tiles was concerned. This was a natural
development in view of the low rates on
all Government obligations and could
not have come as a surprise to any who
have watched the investment market in
recent weeks.