The Washington times., 1922-08-28
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AN F STREET MOVIE.

Ruth-An independent, slsngy. intel
lectusl maid-a Flapper.
Harold-A creature OF small inteIli-
gence and no intellectuaiity-aF Flip
Gsorgs-A hard-vorkins soda clerk
Place-washington, d. C.
Scene-"F' Street (short for flapper).
Tlme-"Choose your weapons"
So beautiful. so passionate. so lovely
In coioring; warm, yet distant and
now-this passing instant-Eone where
no man could follows gone to light up
gust sun had gone to rest.
IL the sun had known that o rival In
colors would soon brighten the little
earth he had left, doubtless he would
not rest easy. For while the heavens
line eyes were Frightened by q maiden
fair, . beauteous dame, = gorgeous
kippy, classy queen. Snuff! But. per-
haps, In this case enough In not suffi-
cient.
So, take a pair Of eyes and throw
the devil In 'em; take q pair OF lips
(she may object like . red cupid's
how; take q form like model dummy.
Drape with half the colors OF the rain
bow-and you have Ruth.
Ruth was q flspper. Yea. bo; more
than that. She was an uitra-flapper:
Where others flapped, she SCARED. yet
always managed to keep her feet on
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"The movement for the freedom OF
women" had meant for her THE free
dom Of women's movement" and she
was now exhibiting that rcedom as
Ooh! Look who Is sauntering toward
Ruth. It IL Harold! Harold the Sweet.
You all know Harold, with his amber.
colored wooden cigarette hoidcrf Hepl
a. LII NIA hA0 -
Many . song and Ia iassa S..un ~" mssts nav
Greek, but alas! few have sung Of the
greatest battle Of all. when Fhpper
Harold saw Ruth-Ruth saw Harold.
Harold would have flirted. but Ruth
heat him TO IL by an "eyelash." Just
the faintest hesitation and then:
HaroId-"Aren't you Miss-er-Miss
Rnth-"Mistake. You don't know
HaroId-"Td like tub"
RntSw"DidJa see ridiculous Vodka
In his latest picturef
HaroId-"No; let's walk"
DO you get t? The battle !. now
on. Ruth. flapperlihe. tried Tor inc
hand on his pocketbook: IL is always
40. The fIapper IL willing 70 receive
material gifts and give In return n
smile to all and sundry. The fiipper
wars wars' than sI; sSary now with tho any sort OF "
tHa"
Harold was . bear-cat on smaIl-talk.
and led Ruth into:
HaroId-"Nice dance-floor out to
Haroii-"swar,n night"
HaroId-"Yeh"
HaroId-"Yeh"'
(Fiye minutes Of this and Ruth was
both bored and thirsty Ga, I'm
thirsty"
Aud now what would be the Logical
thing for Ruth to do? shc d'o IT,
Ruth-"I must 20 home.
HaroId-"Kin I take you homer
Ruth--"Nc; good night.
Exit Harold.
Now Ruth hadn't any Intentions Of
going home just j.ys yet .bs ss. ms. r%s mot going
~ Enter the hero. George. Of poor but
dishonest parents. II IL not their fsuu
that they were dishonesti they nSea IN
IA = million dollars he would have
heen a millionaire; not having oo'-
lar IL IL safe to assume thst "eorko
"Ss George p1 did not look like John Drew.
nor like any other handsome movie
star. hut place q bulldog alongside OF
hIm, and one instantly saw the re-
semblanee, 10. kind readers, YOU zee
I am not playing favorites; Su' our
hero must win out In spite OF MS nan. az
dicaps. Business was slack ana inc
hero soda Jerker had stepped out OF
the door for a breath Of fresh air. He
didn't get II. Ruth passed by caN =
deyIIIsh look at George and ne iost
what breath he had. ClimaN'
George-"Ullo."
Ruth-"Good evening"
George-"Hot night"
Ruth-"I'm as dry as the Statue OF
Liberty"
Georr-"Come inside"
she did. Ruth fell for George and
his tree drinks, They were married
and lived happy ever after: