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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

sively the latter. And the chorus of the song
of denunciation which he sang early and late
was; Its not so. The Pasha Maka Nenni
serveth faithfully the behest of the interests
and |, the Caliph, am for the people. Not
BY subways, as the evil-tongued saith, shall
my people get home in time for dinner hut
by the motor bus, the cleaning, purring motor
bus; the economical, roomy, sanitary, speedy
and efficient motor bus
Now the pride of Sohrab in Rustum and the
ioy of Conners Rev in the v;rt,,e &c wn,; ~,
Hearst were feeble tbinos con,narod ,,;t, ~
love that the good Calinb hora fon 49, 49,
busses that vovaaed tbrou.h HE s+noo4a
moving distractions from tho n.4b 80 r,ou
ress and inspiring i, the folk of mo 1.,a
fresh and bealtbful agility
Ara ~ dan .,,a ,,;a,.t
and +bouob tho fasb;aa !, 49,,
driven n,,,,tin,;ea +bs .ho,.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03
The Caliph Rides in a
Chariot and Suffers Much

Then continued they their 1abors, but the
genie bore the good Caliph aloft and far, and
STOPPING to earth set him down in a far
quarter of his realm and made to depart again
But Hy-lan detained him, saying son be-
half of the brightest and best city and my
self, | am delighted to welcome you to-day.
am for the people and against the interests
If you will return me to the steps of my
palace we shall have the court photographic
take our pictures together Tor you to display
to future generations
But the genie shook his head and made
again to depart, whereat the Caliph said in the
voice of Lamentations:
How am to get home from here?n
And the genie pointed and vanished, and the
good Caliph looked as he had been bid and
behold he heard weird noises and the sound
Of machinery at strife, and at length there
came into view a strange vehicle, humping
sover the pavement and breathing smoke. And
its shape was the shape of wardrobe trunk
and its hue was the holy green of Islam, and
upon its side was blazoned "Caliph's Bus
Whereat hailed the good Caliph the APP
preaching vehicle joyousy, and when ii had
halted before him strove to Chamber aboard
with others who desired to ride. And the
doorway was narrow and the good Caliph was
not, SO that tuniut arose and the driver Of
the bus, fixing Hylan with glittering eye,
spake, saying: Get on or get Off
Yet, though the caliph strove, he could do
neither unit. those behind pushed nightly
and he entered and stroye to stand upright
anG had it notsbeen for the softness Of his
turban would have shattered the roof thereof
with his skull
Then sought hea seat, but behold these were
taken and in the press that swarnaed into the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03
Ho,1 Fl Came That Many
SubsDays Were Demanded

But the charioteer only laughed, saying:
ssThe Caliph Of this city riding IN a municipal
bus. Har Har' Thass Z good one. Come
across.s
And the good Caliph did as he was bid and
descended and, regaining his breath and most
Of his clothing, limped sadly toward his pal
ace.
Then when he had returned to his own
chamber those who waited seeing his DISNEY
eled appearance, said one to the other:
Behold, he hath been declining Will ibn
Hearst's nomination for Governor once more. 4
But the good Caliph Hy4lan sought his
throne again and pointing to the statement Of
the Pashs. Maka Nenni, said to his scrihes:
Write me one like unto that. Only see to
it that thor providest for more subways than
doth this.
And it was as the good Caliph had SAID.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

Russia, Berlin, Hanover and even France are
introduced in regular prizering style, and each
one is attended by girl second.
Wynn the American caricaturist, sketched
contest at the Cabaret EulenspiegeI, and
while he admits that the lady pugihst powder
ing her nose while the referee is counting
her OUT is trife overdrawn the anatomical
details quite true to life. Furthermore,
these Amazonian leather pushers' fight for
purse of few hundred marks and put UP
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

circle. They have a referee in dress suit,
bell to time the rounds, and between rounds
the seconds fan the contestants and give
them cognac Some of the bouts were quite
exciting. but were made more amusing by the
pugllistic manners and motions assumed bv
the women. Some of them get Quite angry.
and IT 1t were not that their gloves are tied
on tightly they might shock the Marquis of
Greensberry by introducing scratching and
hair pulling The stolid German diners APP
parentiy enjoy the bouts, but do not believe
the sport will ever become popular in America"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03
insisfence on Subways
Stirs the Caliph to Wrath

For it came to pass in the fifth year of the
Profit that strife rose between the good Ca
liph, who is for the people and against the
interests, ard the invaders sent into the city
by the Sultan Nathan the Curious even the
most Of the Pasha Maka Nenni.
For the Pasha and his followers at the be-
hest of the Sultan made inquiry into the
fashion in which the city Of the Caliph carried
its people to and from toll. The litters and
the palanquins and the howdahs investigated
they and the streetcars and the cars under
and above the streets, each after it's kind.
Then from time to time spake the Pasha
Nska Nenni with eloouence and statistics
chiefly the latter. And the burden Of all his
speech was: This, the city Of the caliph,
needeth more subways.p
Now, whenever the Pasha Maka Nenm
spake wrath stirred in the bosom Of the good
eaph and he also launched upon flights Of
eloquence and contradiction almost exclu.
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what sporting writer's would call "rattling
good bouts"
"The night was there" writes Wynn.
Berlin was torpedoed in the solar plexus by
a big, husky Russian, although the Berlin
girl was the cleverer. She used the pivot
punch and drew blood repeatedly. Both went
at it hammer and tongs, and they beat each
other up thoroughly.
The other bout was won by tough little
black-haired Hanoverian, with broken nose
that showed her veteran of the squared
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

vehicle he was pinned into one corner and re-
NAMED there. Then, when he had recovered
his breath the good Caliph struggled valiant
~ and at length managed to fasten his fingers
upon his nose and, holding tight. spake to his
neghbor above the clamor of the bus,
saying:
"Wad IL dis derrible sbel?s'
But he whom he questioned shook his head
sadly. saying: $50 long have | travelled upon
the buses of the Caliph that / can smell
nought, not even the Caliphs busses''
Then resounded mighty crash and the bus
swerved suddenly so that numerous of the
passengers thereof made forced marches oyer
the form of the Caliph, and when he rescued
himself and asked the reason therefor, one
said
1t was merely pushcart peddler who had
not taken out insurance against attack by the
Caiiph's buses from the Market Department
And the bus started again and all who
rode surged forward in the car, and it halted
once more, hinging those who still retained
their feet to the rear, and the charioteer quoth.
"Al OUT
Yet when the good Caliph sought to descend
clutched the charioteer him by the kaftan,
saying: None of that. Come across"
Then glared the Caliph at him who held him,
saying: "Knowest thou not that / am Caliph
Of this eity?''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

IA "a OW seven times at the name Of the
august one, the Prophet Mahomet, O
N% We of the Faith In darkness dwelt
he and worshiped at the shrines of
strange gods. And Allah spake to him and
Enlightenment came and he turned from the
ways of iniquity and fashioned the true re-
ligon of Islam, whereby the world shall be
saved or put to the sword.
Bow seven times at the name of the good
Caliph Hy-lan Of the Rudy Countenance,
followers OF the green banner of the
Prophet. Bow seven times more And again
sever times. For even as the Prophet came
upon enlightenment, SO hath our Caliph seen
the error of his ways Greater than Ma
homet is he, for the word of Allah, the ruler
of the three worlds, was necessary to fire the
Prophet and Truth hath come to the head Of
our Caiph. like honling phoenix to her nest,
through the lesson taught by an humble char
lot, even municipal motor bus
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

Maka Nenni, was endeavoring to find out what
they meant that. a genie swooped through the
corridors of the palace and, gripping him by
the hair, bore him away.
And those who safe with their lord, looking
up and finding that he had vanished said one
to the other;
will ibn Hearst hath summoned him to
the phone again.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

cabarets Instead of the "giry-girly revue"
which usually interrupts the diners and dane
ers at American cabarets, the Teuton restau-
rateurs pitch ring in the center of the floor
and announce international contests" be-
tween professors of the now feminist "art of
self-defense." Alleged "lady champions of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03

AMEN BoX-KAMPFE," freely
translated into East Side Eng
lish as female box-fghts," are
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-09-03
vas AT LAST \ REAL GERMAN SPORT
TAT - u C g - D - - =
WHEN I'll W AS
TIT FOR TAT

BY DANIEL. RICHIE.

IA Ar DDTILL0T, a smile on his lips,
NJ slowly filled his pipe Then he
" carefully lighted it, Iolled back
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
RECENT TRANSFERS
OF REAL ESTATE

Clarence E. Martin, special com
sioner to Harry ]. McGill ct al, CON
sideration $500, parcel real estate
on North Queen street, lots l and 2
in the old Thomas addition. Stamps
attached $500.
Elizabeth McGill ct al to Harry
]. McGill ct all consideration s100
rights and titles in the two said
lots.
D. 0. Bartles ct ux to George W.
Houck, consideration 500 tract Of
land in Hedgesyile district. Stamps
attached $1.00.
Martha Luttrell and husband, to
c. c. Borum, consideration S., par
eel of real estate fronting "a feet
on North side of East South street.
Stamps attached $500.
Abram &. Rockwell, ct ux to
George T. Crawford, consideration
$1,000, parcel of real estate in
North Mountain. Stamps attached
$3.50.
Abram 3. Rockwell ct Tx to
James F. Rockwell, consideration
$1,000, parcel fronting IS feet on
road leading to Hedgesville. Stamps
attached $3.50.
II. W. Maiden ct ux to William
Jordan, ct al, consideration $500,
lots ], 2 and 8, of Block on the
plot of the Teneno Realty and I'm
proyement Co.'S addition.
J. A. Beatty ct Tx to J. W. Sen
cendiver 81 Tx, consideration $40,
parcel of land in Auburndale Stamp
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
CREDITORS NOTICE.

To the Creditors of Sarah
Thomas, deceased:
Take notice that the accounts
]. w. Thomas, executor of Sarah
Thomas. deceased, are before t
undersigned commissioner of {
counts for settlement and that
have appointed Monday, August
1922, as the time and my office
the Court House in Martinsburg
the place when and where l w
receive proof of debts and deman
against the estate of said decedent
Given under my hand this %
day of June, 1929.
l.. Dew. GERHARDT,
Commissioner of Account
6 % 80; Z Z IA 81 28
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
WORK BEGUN ON IMPOSING
MEMORIAL OF THE MASONS TO
WASHTNGTON IN ALEXANDRIA

With the turning Of the first sod
on = beautiful spot on the outskirts
OF Alexandria, overlooking the ma
tiona. capitol, work has begun on a
memorial at Alexandria. Va, to
George Washington which will be a
hitting companion piece to the Lin
coin Memorial at Washington.
The edifice, a stately temple in
spired by reek and Roman arcehi.
lecture, is being erected by the
combined efforts Of all the Masona
and Masonic orders in the United
states and will be tribute to Wash
lnctOn, the man and Mason It will
be two hundred feet from portico tG
observation platform on the tor
and will be surrounded by an eX
tensive landscaped garden to be
known as George Washington Park
It is expected the memorial will b.
completed in from four to five years
The cost will be approximately s.,
100000
To Stand Out AS Tribute.
Constructed of snowy marble and
white concrete, the columned
structure will tower high above the
river and will stand out from a back
ground of denselv verdured hill
sides. fitting tribute, visible from
miles and within a short distance
Of the Nations Shrine, Mount Yer
non.
Every Mason has been asked to
contribute dollar toward the fund
and already more Than 100000 has
heen collected. Additional pledges
bring the figure to almost $l.60000o.
Masonic orders and individuals cor
tributing $100 toward the fund will
he placed upon the honor charter
roll to be kept among the temple
archives
Style Of Hero Memorials.
The building. according to archi
tects, will be after the style of hero
memorials placed at the harbor en-
frances of ancient Greek and Ro
man cities. It will be erected or
a ridge $50 feet above the Potomac
and from it's tower, 200 feet higher
grand panorama Of the city o
Washington will lie under the oh
servers, as we'll as of the country
bordering upon Mount Vernon, SC
loved by Washington himself.
Pilgrims to the PATRIOTS former
home and tomb will pass under the
shadow of the temple, going either
ty land or river.
Memorial Hall On First Floor.
The first floor will he given owe
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24

create confusion, when the roads
were turned back from which it
would require months, and maybe
wears to recover Equipment OF in
diyiduaI roads would be scattered
10 the four corners or the United
states for one thing and the con
fusion would be comparable only to
that existing when the roads we're
turned back to private control after
the war.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24

Read the Martinsburg FTening
Journal.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
attached $50.

attached $3.50.
Robert N. Hess eft al ~ Alb.
II. Chapman, consideration IS. D
eel OF land in Darkesville. Siam
attached SO. 49,
H. P. Thorn ct al to Ernest
Weller ct al, consideration az
1888 North side of West King sire
in Commanding View suhdivis;,
Stamps attached $500.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
ExEcIIrOR,S NOTICE

Having qualified as the executor
OF William Spears, deceased, notice
is hereby given to all persons know
ing themselves indebted to said es-
tate to call at once and set.,e same
ana to all persons having claims
agains. said estate, notice is likewise
given to present same, properly au-
thenticated, for settlement.
d. w. SNYDER. JR.,
Executor of VIM. Spears Decd
7 "a 1twk 4wks Mon
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
NOTICE

All persons having claims agains
the estate of Hattie A. Nicely, DE-
ceased. will present them, duly vei
flied, to the undersigned for pay
ment. and all persons indebted I,
said estate will make payment A
once to me. WILLIAM DEAN.
Sheriff, Admir-, d. b. n. c. t. a. .
Hattie A. Nicely, decd.
Z Z 1tHk wks
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24

ming Of the first sod sons.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-24
Lodqe viii Use Temple.

Lodge viii Use Temple.
The temple will be the active
lodge quarters of Alexandria Wash
ington Lodge No. u. Ancient Free
and Accepted Masons, of which
Washington was the first maste'
when it was lodge No 80 Other
rooms surrounding the atrium will
/ be given over to the order At al
times, except when used in ritual
by the Alexandra lodge, the entire
temple will be open to the public.
Above the hall, which will rise in
a clerestory from the fround floor,
Will be a museum and Masonic art
gallery Here will be placed Masonic
portraits and the many historic rel
les of Washington and the several
other noted Virginians who from
time to time have been members OF
/ the Alexandria lodge.
Souvenir.
A replica Of the first lodge house
used by Alexandria lodge and
which was dedicated by Washing
ton, will be included Other souven-
IRIS include: the clock which stood
beside Washington's bed, and the
Ipendulum cord of which was cut at
the moment Of his death; a pocket
knife given Washington by his
mother and which was carried by
him as boy and man; his old
hour glass; the chair he occupied
IS wOrshipful master and the WIZ
liams portrait of Washington OF
which he approved
With these will also be placed the
spade used in the ground breaking
ceremony by Louis A. Watres, pres
ident of the Masonic National Me
mortal Association. As this simple
ceremony was planned hastily. and
Icomnleted on an hours notice, nc
special tools were provided, but a
workman spade living nearby at
the time was utilized.
Tract Obtained.
The thirty-two acre tract sur
rounding the temple has already
been obtained by the association
The larger portion about twenty
two acres, valued at more than ST.
GOO 600. was bought of the city OF
Alexandria at nominal figure
which made it a gift.
Ceremonies of cornerstone lawns
were planned fer next November i
the anniversary of the inauguration
of the country's first president, but
have been advanced to early 0cto
her. The day has not vet been set
but the program includes partielpa
ton by President Harding, Chief
Justice Taft and many other nota
bles and high government officials
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-17
SEVERE ARRANGEMENT
OF pPESENT DAY LIFE

MAIDEN, April 17-Before the
New England conference of the
Methodist Episcopal church closed
| its annual session it recommitted a
report submitted by the committee
on the state of the community, in
which extended references were
mad to the prevalence of a crime
wave.
'Divorces multiply" the report
says, "armies of bootlegers operate
on land and sea and deaths by
lynching disgrace US in the eyes
of the world. Women have re-
sponded to the new freedom by
shocking styles OF dress and by
smoking. There is ostentations
luxury by the rich reckless eX-
travagance by the well to do. Con-
trasted with this is dire want and
poverty These are but q few of the
present day handwlitings on the
wall of the temple of the present
civilization to warn US of the i'm
pending disaster"
Rev. Harold L. Rotzel, agent of
the amalgamated textile workers,
will continue as a Supernumerary
Of the conference. His activities as
a labor organizer has developed
criticism in the past.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-17

and children, Betty Brocsway and
Charles Herbert of East Burke
were week end visitors at the
home of Mrs. Nelson's parents,
Editor and Mrs. Charles Z. Wal
ter.
Mrs. Charles ToWle who has
been seriously i'll at ST. Johnsbuly
hospital has returned to her home
much improved. Her daughter,
Mrs. Marion McNeal of Nashua,
N. H., IS with her.
Mrs. George Lapointe has re-
turned to her home on Summer
street after an illness of several
weeks at st. Johnsbury hospital.
Mrs. F. G. Bundy returned the
past week from a visit in Boston.
Her daughter Miss Charlotte
Bundy Of Mayo Brothers hospital,
Rochester,, Mimi, who is special
ling in a Boston hospital for Il
few months, was with her parents
over Easter
Archibald Hunter of Springfield,
Mass, a former academy student
was the guest of st. Johnsbury
friends over the week end Mr..
Hunter is studying chemistry at
the Johns Hopkins university,
Baltimore, Nd.
Miss Waunita Goliath has re-
turned from visit with relatives
in Nashua, N. H.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-17
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

Mrs. Henrietta Gorham enter
tanned Mrs Brown, Mrs. Morris
and Mrs. Perkins Thursday after
noon and evening. During the
evening 800 was played and all
thoroughly enjoyed themselves
President and Mrs. Paul d.
Moody were the guests while here
of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles G. Bradley
returning to Middlebury Monday
afternoon. Both we're cordially
greeted by their many friends.
C. C. Bingham and his daughter
Miss Bingham, who have spent
the winter in southern California,
are slowly working their way
home and expect TO reach st.
early in May. They are
now in Washingto nand will come
east via the Columbia river route
to Salt Lake City, thence to Den
yer and Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter A. Nelson
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18
.BACKACHE IS A WARNING
McConnelsvilIe People Should Not
Neglect Their Kidneys

Backache is often natures most
frequent signal of weakened kid
neys. To relieve the pains and
aches, to remove the lameness when
it arises from weakened kidneys,
you must reach the cause.-the kid
neys. If you have pain through the
small of your back, urinary disor-
ders, headaches, dizzy spells, or are
nervous and depressed, start treat
ing the kidneys with tested kidney
remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills have been
proved good and are especially for
weak kidneys. Doan's have been
used in kidney trouble for over so
years. Here is convincing proof of
merit. 1t comes from this locality.
0. E. Berkley, prop. of barber
shop, opp. Postoffice, Malta, Ohio,
says: my kidney trouble was most
ly with the kidney secretions, which
burned in passage. I used to be a
house painter and the fumes of tur-
pentine brought on the trouble.
Someone told me about Doan's Kid
ney Pills. / got box and they rid
me of all the trouble. / can say my
cure has been lasting one and /
gladly recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills--the same
that Mr.. Berkley had. Foster-Mil-
burn CO., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. X.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18
Whooping Cough

This is very dangerous disease,
particularly to children under five
years of age. but when no paregoric,
codeine or other opiate is given, is
easily cured by giving Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. Most people
believe that it must run its course,
not knowing that the time is very
much shortened, and that there is
little danger from the disease when
this remedy is given. 1t has been
used in many epidemics of whoop-
ing cough, with pronounced success.
1t is safe and pleasant to take
Sold Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18
Mr.. VIM. Lunk returned to Mea,

Mr.. VIM. Lunk returned to Mead
Vile, Pa. Monday, after spending
three weeks here with his wife's par
ents Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Morris. Ii
will be recalled that he underwent
an operation a number of weeks ago
at Meadville for appendicitis, and
came here to recuperate. While not
well he is much better. He is secre-
tary of the Meadville Chamber OF
Commerce, and expects to move his
family to that city as soon as he can
find a suitable house.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18

Elder H. w. Bankes of Marietta,
who is conducting series of meet
ings at Jerusalem, Monroe county,
attended the funeral Friday of Mrs.
Mary j. Hickerson of Westland. He
returned to his meetings Saturday.
Mrs. Hickerson was the mother Of
Mr.. Bankes' first wife.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18

Treat your feet to bottle of
TAYLOR'S FOOT CREAM, it will
relieve that Burning, itching, Ach-
ing and Tender condition that 900
of the American people are afflicted
with. 35c at druggists and country
stores
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18
Cemetery Notice

All persons who are interested in
the cemetery at Wesley Chapel are
requested to meet at the cemetery
Thursday, May %, at p. m. to clean
cemtery and make arrangements
about building fence around the
north and west side of same-Cem-
etery Trustees.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-05-18

Among those mentioned in our
last issue who were here to attend
the funeral of E. M. Stanbery, the
names of Mr. and Mrs Thos. Nc
Govern of Columbus should have
been included.