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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
By Roy ], Gibbons
(NEA Staff Correspondent


Chicago.-"Punch, not paunch!"
That's what too many Americans are
in need of today before they can set
their feet climbing the ladder of sue
cess, says DR.. James M. Fitzgerald,
noted physician, surgeon and voca-
tional guidance expert here.
Getting in to see DR.. Fitzgerald re-
quires the matter of a solid weeks
work. For he's busy man, but not
too busy, however, to be jolly and kind
to all in need of his services.
The number of folks he has set
Alright in their search for a definite
niche in the scheme of life is legion, as
attested by voluminous' records of
thanks and praise on file in his office.
Scores of big business executives all
over the country, bank presidents, cler-
gymen and one member of the board Of
directors of a great railroad system
whom he rescued from the thralldom
of a small clerks pension are among
the few he has helped, who owe their
success to him.
How does he do it?
Simply by scientific study of the
brain power areas, and the summing up
of these power units, so to speak,, into
single factor, which determines the
capabilities, talents and aptitude of
any person and his or her fitness for a
particular calling.
DR.. Fitzgerald doesn't pretend to be
wizard or anything of the sort Psy-
chology, physiology and all the arts of
the medical practitioner and other
agents of science are what he calls to
his command in determining who
should go to the scrap pile or assume
the role, of leadership.
Mind and Body Cooperate.
"Delineation of human capacities is
only possible after careful and ex-
haustive study of the physical condi-
ton, the mental abilities and the per-
sons heredity and environment he
says.
"All of these conditions play sepa-
rate and distinct part in the success
achieved by any individual,
"One of the greatest and most abb
surd fallacies afoat today is the silly
dudSCya Ndtl II Will 40
it, No such thing is possible. Our
faculties are inherited and are possible
of only certain expansion through ed
ucation. 4
"What the person must do then is to
find himself. There are too many six
cylindered stomachs and half-horse-
power brains. Adjustment is needed
and possible, if the person anxious to
succeed has it in him to succeed, and
develops the faculties about which he
knows nothing"
Your Interests First.
Your success, explains DR.. Fitzgerald,
depends on the development of your
immediate interests. If that is bust
ness, for example, first attention should
not be paid to sports or other irrele-
want matters when there is the bust
ness section of your newspaper TO read.
1.-THE mind grows and develops to the
fullest attainments of which it is capa-
bic through what it feeds upon" he
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

In recent years investment of Americans in
foreign countries have been as follows: 1916,
1897 100000; 1919, $726,00O,O0O; 1920, $685.
100000; 1921, $618,00O,oOO; 1922, $1,O15. OOO,-
600. In 1905 only $148,O00,0OO was invested
abroad. Yet some people still insist that the
United States is an isolated country and is not
doing it's full share toward the rehabilitation of
Europe
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
The Referee
Wages.

Wages.
2 Senator Cummins favors a change in
the Esch-Cummins act, to guarantee a
Giving wage" to railroad employees.
Every one who works usefully should
have a living wage.
While we're at it, how about guar
anteeing Giving wage" to farmers,
unskilled labor and the middle classes
our own Facisti, who make up at
least go per cent of the population?
Little is proposed on their behalf,
and less done, for the lone simple rea-
son that they are unorganized.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

REWARD is SURE-The Lord is
with you, while We be with him. Be We
strong therefore, and let not your
hands be weak: for your work shall be
rewarded.-2 Chronicles 1852, Z.
QUESTI0N-How should a Christian
walk ?-Eph. Alp.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
IF Won ARE WELL. RRED

You know that second weddings are
always very conservative, and elaborate
ceremonies are out of place.
The woman marrying for the second
time never wears white, nor does She
wear a veil, carry orange blossoms or
have flower girls or bridesmaids. There
are no elaborate floral decorations.
She may, however, have one maid of
honor, if she desires.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Of the suls
tan's palace today received radio
message from Mohammed VI, who has
fed to Malta, inquiring after his wives,
all of whom he left behind. The fol-
lowing reply to his inquiry was for
warded: "All are we'll and happy"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
Power.

In Germany you see the government
drifting into the hands of Hugo Stin-
mes. Politicians walk the plank. Bust
ness men take charge Of the ship. 1t
will mean less oratory, less playing to
the galleries, and something definite in
the way of results.
In England the Conservatives come
into power.
In Italy the middle classes-serious
workers and good citizens-rebel and
take charge, driving out the Reds.
What does it all mean? Simply this !:
Europe apparently is coming back to
earth, getting ready to WORK herself
out of her troubles.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
TODAY,S THOUGHT.

AAAOO O1A
Hast thou heard the secret of God?
And dost thou restrain wisdom to thy
self Job 1858.
Secrecy has many advantages, for
when you tell man at once and
straight-forwardly the purpose of any
object, he fancies there is nothing in it.
Goethe.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Ships lost at sea in 1921 totaled 155 steam
ships and motor vessels and 80 sailing craft.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

An internationl question never is really set
tied until it is settled at the expense of the
weaker side.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

There is one consolation in losing football
championship. There are lots more coming,
and you can tear after them next year
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

1t would be easier to pacify Renal except
for his conviction that John Bull holds four
card flush.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The bicycle hsa reached stage
where handlebars are no longer a ne
cessity.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A majority of two votes is just as good as a
majority of two thousand if the two will stick.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Peace: A state of tranquility and pros
perity. Antonym: Patriotism.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Civilization is just slow process of build
ing more emergency wards.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Sinclair Lewis found it a short cut to Easy
street.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Father Joseph Dreis celebrates the
twenty fifth anniversary of his service
in the church at st. Georges on Sun
day morning.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

They are having riots in Cologne,
and that isn't very sweet Of them.
Michigan man claims he got fat on
sawdust. Don't tell the cook,
Utah has eight feet of snow in places,
so Utah coal men are happy.
Unemployment is decreasing except
among those who have jobs.
Airplanes are going so high and fast
now it takes two men to see one.
Platinum wedding rings are taking
the place of gold wedding rings, but
don't seem to hold as we'll.
How time does fly! Baseball teams
are claiming next years pennant.
Near Centerville, H., a $4,000 mine
payroll was stolen, but the bandits
didn't get any coal.
Just to put something over on the
enemy, France has built an airplane
which carries cannon.
A baby grand costs less than a grand
baby, but it doesn't last as long.
The reason some men leave home is
because they can't pay the taxes.
Cheer up. There will be 129 new
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Professor Wirth is giving Thanks
giving party on November % at Sim
mons Hall.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Assistant Chief Macarthur of Wauke-
gan was in town today, visiting Chief
,, Barr and the fire boys.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Philosophy is the art of pegging away at your
job and not worrying about Ford's income
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but roIlin
pin collects the long green.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The miners are dissatisfied still, and every
day they work but adds fuel to the flames
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23
Happenings
Is Years Ago

Durkee avenue will soon be boule-
ward.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The tariff on castor oil may keep it out, but
more interested in fresh air.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A sophisticated girl is one who can act as
though she isn't.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The reason some men leave home is
because they can't pay the taxes.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A radical is just an unfortunate individual
born twenty years ahead of time
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The nerves of those horrible Turks, ordering
foreign troops out Of their capital
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

An acre Of land on Fremont avenue a
short distance from the factories is for
sale at $3.50.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Cheer up. There will be 129 new
congressman in the next house.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

THE first party of series of six to
be given during the winter will be held
at the Central Music Hall on November
both.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The additional ten minutes given to
the BUSES in which to make the trip
from the end to the electric cars is
very acceptable. The time given be-
fore was almost too short for the bus
trips, especially when the roads are
bad, as they were during the past rainy
week.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

The funeral of Mrs. Catherine Pack
man will be held tomorrow noon from
the residence of M B. Winters. Rev
Corey will officiate.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A baby grand costs less than a grand
baby, but it doesn't last as long.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Blue baboon has arrived in the U. S.
After the gland craze you can't blame
baboon for being blue.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A sunrise praise service will be held
at the Park Avenue M. E. church al
seven o'clock tomorrow.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Football is dangerous game. In
Iowa City, 1909 autos got stuck in the
mud at a football game.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Prairie avenue has at last been
cleaned and is now in very good shape.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Matthews, of the Polar regions was
arrested in Chicago. They should be
kept, or he will become a janitor.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Gibbons knocked out Ashe in 45 sec
onds in Detroit. Report that some left
during the fight is untrue.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Utah has eight feet of snow in places
so Utah coal men are happy.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Just to put some thing over on the
enemy, France has built an airplane
which carries a cannon.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

Michigan man claims he got fat on
sawdust. Don't tell the cook,
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

They are having riots in Cologne,
and that isn't very sweet Of them.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1922-11-23

A great many of our Injuries are for
internal use.
The herald., 1922-06-08
FIGHTS DEVILFISH UNDER SEA
Diver Escapes in Fierce Battle With
Giant When Aids Pull Him
to Surface.

Tacoma, Wa>h.-BattlinC for his
life, 80 feet beneath the surface of
Puget sound. Walter McCray. Il diver
known in marine circles from Alaska
10 California, came out victorious here
over a giant devilti>h.
The monster wound It's tcntacleS 81
tightly about McCray that the diver
was unable To reach his knife. Nc
Cray, through the submarine tele-
phone. called for a short steel wreck
ing bar, and was able To pierce the
body of the devilfish. With man and
monster struggling desperately, Nc
Cray was drawn To the surface by his
assistant.
Others attacked the devilfish and IL
released its hold and disappeared into
the water. The devilfiSh was one of
the largest ever seen here. and WAS
the first, McCray said, that ever at
tackled him.
The herald., 1922-06-08
MILLION GOES TO STRANGERS
New York Woman Intentionally Ig-
nores 'WeIIOff' Relatives In
Unusual Will.

New YOrk.-Decidlng that her closest
relatives were sufficiently endowed.
Emily Rowland Bourne of this city
left most of her Sl,0O0,OOO estate to
friends and strangers less well off.
A copy of her unusual will was filed
for probate in New Bedford. Mass.
AS the property Of my father was
sufficient to amply provide for his
children, it has accordingly seemed
right to me not to add To their large
fortunes" her will sets out.
The New York Association for In
proving the Condition of the Poor re-
ceived the greatest lump sum-S3OO,-
OOO-to establish country home for
New York nurses convalescing from
Illness. Universities. settlements.
hospitals and other public institutions.
scattered all over the country, also
received requests.
The herald., 1922-06-08

from fright. The hired woman
hasteRed to the doctor. who, on his ar
rival, declared the patient to be alive,
and tore up the death certificate.
This happened some days ago. and
the woman is now able To speak in
whispers and to take light food, but
the doctor maintains that she was
dead for an hour, as her heart had
stopped heating.
time ago from HeckmOndwike, near
DewSbury, where woman whose
heart stopped beating was pronounced
dead, but revived few minutes later
and afterwards became convaleScpnt.
The herald., 1922-06-08
The Great Waterspout Wrthed.

was nothing TO show there had been
any disturbance.
Frederick Pratt, Standard Oil com
pany official, said il was the most ter
rifle but at the same time the most
wonderful sight he ever had seen.
Captain Nelson smiled when he was
asked about it.
III never tell what would have
happened if it had caught US" he
said. ''In fact, ! never could have
told. We would have been listed as
missing"
The herald., 1922-06-08


Brown Fricassee of Sleeps TONGUES.
Take four Sleeps tongues, wash
ana cover with boiling water, then
simmer for two hours. Cool and re-
/ move the skin, cut in halves length
! wise, sprinkle with salt and pepper
| and put away in a cold place until
| the next day. Boil the tongues in
| flour, fry in butter with Il little onion
until a rich brown. Add flour To the
| pan, after removing the meat with
some of the stock in which the tongue
was cookeO to prepare the gravy !;
season well with salt, pepper and a
little lemon juice. Serve with boiled
rice, all piping hot.
Oatmeal Date Cakes.-Take one
cupfUl of sugar, two-thirdS of cuD-
full of shortening, two eggs, One-half
cupful of sour milk, one cupful of
chopped dates, one teaspOOnful each
of cinnamon and soda. One-fourth of
teaspoonful of nutmeg. one-fourth
of teaspOonful of lemon rind. one
and One-half teaspoonfuls If salt, one
fourth teaspoOnful of cloves. one cup-
full of walnut meats, two cupfuls of
rolled oats and two and One-half CUP
fuls of flour. Mix and drop by tea
spOonfuls on a buttered sheet. If the
rolled oats are Drowned slightly in
the oven, then ground, the cakes will
be more tasty and wholesome.
Fruit and Nut Filling for Cake
Take one cupful of raisins and one
half cupful of nuts chopped and
mixed, one-half cupful of shredded
coconut. and one egg white. Mix well
and add To the egg white. Spread
over the cake layer of jelly, then
put on the filling. Frost and decorate
with halves of walnuts
Pineapple Oelight.-Take one small
can of pineapple and One-half pound
Of marshmallows soak the marshmal-
lows in the pineapple juice until soft.
Just before serving add One-half pint
of whipped cream and the pineapple
cut in bits. Chill and serve.
Honey Angel Cake.-Sift one and
One-half cupfuls of flour four times. /
add one teaspOOnful Of cream of tar
tar and sift again. Beat the whites of |
eleven eggs until stiff. add one and |
one-half cupfuls Of honey. beat light |
ly, add -four and beat until il is put /
into the pan. Bake in moderate .
oven
The herald., 1922-06-08
JUDGE ORDERS MAN THRASHED
New York Recorder Tells Husband to
Give Wife's Annoyer Good
Licking"

Atlantic City, n. J.-Webster Risley
was instructed to beat up" Thomas
Curtis by Recorder Clarence Golden.
berg. This decision followed the
testimony Of Mrs. Risley. who said
that Curtis was accosting her on the
street, writing unfOunded accusations
In letters to her husband and making
scenes when they went in public
places.
The husband is tall and muscular.
while the defendant is small in stature.
sparsely built and wtry in movement.
ut looks TO me as If you were big
enough to settle the controversy by
beating him up, and while you are at
1t | would suggest that you give him
good licking said the recorder.
The herald., 1922-06-08
Two Hurt In Goats Attack.

Youngstown, O.-Attacked by an
angry goat, Mrs. c. MOdereli, sus-
tanned broken left leg and other in
juries. Mrs. Fannie Cangene was
bruised by the horns and hoofs of the
animal.
Mrs. MOderelli tried to drive away
the goat, which was feeding in her
yard and garden.
II charged knocking the woman
down and was butting her Favagely
when Mrs. Cangene interfered. The
latter also was knocked to the ground
ty an attack from the goat.
The herald., 1922-06-08
CAP ~
AND ~
Bells Bell IN
PUBLIC BUILDINGS

"If ] decide 10 settle in your beau
tiful and enterprising community"
said the plausible stranger, 81 shall
raise funds to build Il Jail and a hos
pital"
That's mighty kind Of you" re-
piled Cactus Joe. but l wouldn't
waste much money on the Jail. JUS
tice works fast in Crimson Gulch, and
when there's any sure-euough trouble
all we have much real need Of is the
hospital"
The herald., 1922-06-08
OratoricaI Eouipment

IF man has a knowledge of Shake
speare and the Bible, Is he well edu-
cated?"
81 don't know about that" said the
practical campaigner, but he has the
material at hand 10 make a cOrking
good political speech and impress the
voters with the sincerity of his mo-
tiyeS"
The herald., 1922-06-08
Advice From an Expert.

81 understand a burglar tried to rob
the apartment of a celebrated writer
Of detective stories while he was at
work"
did the burglar get away with any
thing?"
NO. BY the time the HuthoC had
finished pointing out the crudity of his
methods he vowed he would abandon
the househreaking profession and learn
how to drive taXiCab."
The herald., 1922-06-08
SUSPICIOUS.

"What was that collector arguing
about?" asked Mrs. SIopay. Didn't
you tell him that | wasn't at homer
"GesSum. l told him. replied the
maid. but he wouldn't believe me.
Why, he acted like he wouldn't have
believed it if you had told him your
self with your own mouth. '-Cincin-
natl Enquirer
The herald., 1922-06-08
Famous Monument Moves

The Washington monument, solid
as ii is, cannot resist the heat of the
sun poured on its southern side on a
midsummer day without a slight
bending Of the gigantic shaft This
is perceptible by means of copper
wire. ia feet long. hanging In the
center of the structure. and carry
ing plummet suspended in a vessel
az water. At noon in summer the
apex Of the monument, $50 feet above
The herald., 1922-06-08
Can Qualify.

"Does longevity run in your family,
Miss Spriggs?'
THAT it does, dear. Why, my broth
er Bill was six foot two and Albert he
was six foot seven, and father was six
foot four. Couldn't ave much more
longevity than that, could yerT"-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
The herald., 1922-06-08
Craftsmanship,

Some of our greatest statesmen
have been defeated for Office"
II have observed this" rejoined Sem
atOr Sorghum. "The fact that a man
is student of laws and economies
does not necessarily imply that he
knows how TO be timely and tactful
In jollying a crowd"
The herald., 1922-06-08
Liner CHASED
BY WATERSP0UT
Passengers on the Carmania
See Thrilling Struggle Be-
tween Sky and Ocean.
is SAVED BY SPEED
Passengers at First Merely Interested
in Phenomenon, but When Chase
Began They Huddled Awe
Stricken Along Decks.

New Nork.-Thc story Of gigantic
watcrspout which chased the Cunard
liner Carmauiu half an hour and then
suddenly subsidized Nheu il was almost
upon the hard-drivcu ship was told by
officers and passengers when she ar
rived here after round trip 70 the
Near East.
The liner WAS about 500 miles out
Of New York when the spout was
sighted. At first. passengers said, II
appeared as slight disturbance or
water about eighteen miles away.
Then the waves were twisted and
Churned and hurled skyward with
much force in an ever-inCreaSing vol
ume, while myriad colorS played
through the mass. The column of wa
ter was l 200 feet high and 100 feet
wide at its base.
Capt. q. W. Nelson ordered the liner
sent ahead at full speed.
At almost the same moment the
spout seemed 10 take wings and rush
after the big ship.
Wager on Speed.
Passengers crowded aft. Smoke
helched from the ships tunnels while
the Carmania strained every atom of
her strength to escape. AS the spout
travelled il grew larger.
II widened rapidly and lowered high
in the air, throwing off tons of spray.
Al first passengers thought II just
Il wonderful phenomenon. They be-
gan to bet on its speed or whether IL
would catch the boat or pass II.
Then, as II lowered in the Car
mania's wake. gaining rapidly, II &C.
CURED TO the passengers that II car
ried certain death and that the race
was one for life
The spout continued 10 gain until
II was almost on the ship.
The passengers huddled awe-strick-
en-, along the decks watching the on
coming mass of water.
Suddenly Subsidies.
II had only To reach out for the
ship-and il subsidized as suddenly as
Il had risen. Five minutes later there
The herald., 1922-06-08
Baltimore Boy Pays
S400 for Ride in Cart

Baltimore, Md.-The nine
year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Nicholas Brown. Alfred, said he
gave a seven-year-old playmate
500 and diamond ring valued
nj the same amount for ride on
his little express wagon. This
accounts for the money and
ring missing from his mothers
pocketbook, according to detec-
tives.