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The Washington times., 1922-06-29
"But seek ye first the kingdom of God and his and
Text sggetb the Rev. Irving W. ethum
Labor Rights,
Privileges
IN settling with any permanence
labor difficulties, such as the

IN settling with any permanence
labor difficulties, such as the
imminent railway strike, there
are certain psychological steps nee
essary for the public to take.
In the first place, the public at
large must realize that the "privi-
leges" Of labor are in this stage of
social development quite as i'm
portant as, if not more so, than the
rights" Of labor. If the progress
of labor had never gone beyond its
rights, acknowledged in codes and
institutions, the progress would
have been slight indeed. 1t is the
awakened conscience of the COM
munity which, together with the
struggle of laborers, brings privi-
leges before rights.
History shows n movement from
the slavery of lcbor toward its free
dom. The movement is still going
on. 1t has not been completed. At
present, therefore, labor's privileges
are important socially-more i'm
portant than it's rights.
With "capital" it is the other
way around. The rights of capital
are not in process of being formed,
but in process of being controlled
and limited. Capital has had its
privileges" in the past. It's period
OF privilege is passing, and its
rights" are being gradually
diminished.
On the other hand, with the DOS.
session Of privilege, there are re-
sponsibilities. Capital has not al
ways recognized that, or our labor
difficulties would not have been so
acute.
So also it is at this moment i'm
portant that labor should recognize
its growing responsibilities, as we'll
as enjoy its growing privileges. If
labor shows itself able to act more
and more constructively, shows that
it can take a creative and cooper
ative part in the industrial process,
and that it regards itself less and
less as fighting group apart from
the whole Of society, it will increas-
ingly consolidate its privileges into
recognized rights.
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WAYSIDE WISDOM
tcopyriEht. Is21J
s. f.. Kiser
OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE!

TT matters little, when you think it over,
l. What happened last year or two years
Hogs that are roofing now in knee-deep
May hang from hooks before the fall of
Grim judges who are handing down de-
cisions,
Tomorrow may appeal without avail
For reconsiderations or revisions
Where no one can give bail.
THE matron who, with gratified ambition,
l. Was recognized by royalty last year
May now be in a much decayed condition.
And hardly missed by those whose mods
were dear;
The hero who was proudly decorated
For courage that the brave alone pos
Sits in a cell, perhaps. for having mated
His ten wives more or less.
THE statesman who engaged the worlds
l. attention
When ...,;I all the furious nations were at
Has ceased to be the one whom people men,
Around another swirls the stream of
From him. Just now. it seems the world Is
turning,
But who, five years from now, will
give him praise.
Or feel the slightest interest concerning
The kind of golf he plays?
MEN come like comets, and, like comets,
4A hurry
Beyond the cIouded vision Of mankind;
The masters of uncounted millions worry,
But by tomorrow they may cease to
mind
Men rush and push and swell with pride or
passion,
Each grasping for some prize that he
would clutch:
But whv complain? It long has been the
fashion,
And doesn't matter much
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Nine Gold Bugs.
THERE is at least one thing in
common hofwaa- A. III

THERE is at least one thing in
common between the Three
Men in a Tub and the Nine
Men who sailed on the Majestic
last Saturday. Both groups were
out in search Of adventure.
Whatever the Three Men in the
Tub were after, it was nothing more
romantic than the errand of the
nine American business men who
left their steady jobs and sailed
for the Belgian Congo. They are
looking for Ell Dorado in the sands
Of brook where one of their num-
ber, when serving in the South
African forces during the war,
found nuggets Of gold.
Where did these wild adventures
hail FRONT From Phoenix, Reno,
Spokane, San Antoniof BY no
means. One is from New York
city, one from Brooklyn, one from
South Norwalk, Conn. and six from
Katonah, N. Y.
The nine adventures are a re-
freshing answer to Mrs. Asquith
and other foreign visitors, who say
they have found us a nation of
commercial grub worms. Nothing
is further from the truth.
No other country in the world
has to enact legislation to protect
its citizens against promoters who
sell the Blue Sky and the Golden
Stars.
We are incurable idealists, un-
practical romanticists, inveterate
chance-takers. We gamble on bust
IS, stocks, race horses, cards, love,
marriage and divorce. We get the
habit from our pioneer ancestors,
whose life was a continual gamble
with death and whose spirit will
not die.
Good luck to the gallant nine.
May they bring in a new Rand on
the Dark Continent.
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Gun Sight Of New Design.
I THANK you.

Gun sights for long range shooting are US
ually rather complicated, but a set Of these,
lately invented by q western man, are very
simple and efficient according to an illustra-
ted article in Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The front sight is diamond shaped. and that
in It, Graduations representing rs yards each.
and extending to 450 yards, are marked on
the rear sight, and due to the design Of the
whole, the slightest canting. elevating. or
lowering Of the gun. is at once perceptibls
to the marksman.
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We TOWNE GOSSIP
CopyriEht. 1879. " Star conpsa,
BY K. G.. B.

Dear X. c. B.-Just suppose you were .
woman in whose veins the Joy of life flowed
swiftly; and suppose you were married to .
man who, for several reasons. had grown OBJ
noxious to you; and suppose the chains which
bound you to him were formed Of six small
hands. toward which you felt a very great
responsibility. but the way looked long and life
had become a living horror? ask you, dear
X. c. B.. what would you do?
THE WOMAN
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

TUE idea Is not entirely
l. landish. Science tells n
the same story and teachel
that the mind Is as muc
composite of souls as the I
Is Of cells.
Every one Of US, for instal
is the product Of millions
inherited tendencies from (
lions Of ancestors. I
Plato explains the shocl
beauty as being the souls
den half-remembrance Of
world Of divine ideas. J
"They who see here
image or resemblance Of
things which are there
says, receive a shock ~
thunderbolt, and are. aft
manner, taken out Of Z
selves"
Is 1t true that love is
memory of lives innumer
and forgotten? Is 1t inhel
memory that teaches ever
the infant the meaning o
caress?
Emotions. says Herbert 81
Ger. are deeper than ID
Had then met this girl
turtles before along some di
path Of forgotten sorrows.
in some happy moment Of
erations unremembered?
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WILDCAT NIP
BY BUGS" BAER
Copyright. 1921. by Star COMPANY.

LTHOUGH wild kitten oil
"A companies are fading out
like seersucker coats in July.
there are still plenty of chances
to buy stock in oVer-CapitaliZed
badger burrows.
GOVERNMENT dissection Of
most wells indicates that
anybody grabbing first mort
cages on these petroleum tun-
nels automatically qualities for
resident membership in comic
academy.
A VERAGE oil we'll is too deep
"A for fence post hole. Too
shallow for coal mine. Owing
to peculiar nature of fluid found
within. they make ideal places
to throw lighted matches and
cigarettes. There is no danger
Of explosion, but who wants to
own stock in one Of natures
spittoons?
ONE oil works drilled down
" 900 feet and found pink
fish. You can walk twenty feet
and get those things in any
delicatessen store.
A MOTHER well.nourished COM
pany bored 1,100 yard-sticks
into highly concentrated real
estate and discovered some rare
agate worth about six cents for
l44-piece kitchen set.
pLENTY of oil wells are or
ganized around nothing more
oily than presidents prospectus.
Pink fish and junkyard bric-a-
brac are average ammunition
discovered in muzzles of these
harmless oil chutes.
IKE correspondence mar
riages, oil wells are sold on
photographs. Wild-maltese bruk.
er dips postcard into parlor lamp
and calls 1t oil stock.
0IL Is found by boring into
" pockets. About 10000 noe.
hASSS hohO oiC Ob COIIlpHHy.
A FIT e r Investments have
simmered down to zero, those
vacant wells make themselves
useful by breaking mules legs.
90 many wells were drilled on
one Western farmers ranch
that his corn had to grow 200
feet before it got it's ears above
ground.
A MOTHER farmer stepped into
two wells at once. When he
fell his watch dropped into third
well and his chain into fourth.
His wife ran put to help him and
she stumbled in fifth well, whIla
her false teeth popped into sixth.
Faithful dog was trapped IN oil
bunker number seven. Only their
heads were above ground like
human cabbage patch.
THIS incident caused Govern.
ment to compel wildcat oil
boys to dig their wells six inches
further apart.
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ar the trouble may be vi
" the pituitary body-an ,
gan only as big as the fin:
end. located in a little poe
Of the skull at the base Of
brain. The action Of this II
gland is credited with deter
ing whether we shall be dw
or giants in many cases; ar
almost surely determines tn
great many Of us shall accu
late fat. particularly below
waist line. at middle age. Sc
physicians regard a marked
dency to accumulate lat ab,
the hips as a fairly certain E,
of pituitary insufficiency.
All Of this. as have said
consoling. and may well be DO.
in mind by any one who, a.,
a reasonable effort to RED
weight by dieting and exerc
still accumulates fat. II :!
can conscientiously say that .
do not overeat and that
do exercise vigorously. and
you cannot reduce to nori
weight. you may advantageou
consult a physician and ask !
to check UP on your duct
glands. J
But do not be too eager
shift the responsibIury on r.
little organs. With most Q,
people the old.fashioned eau
-overeating and sluggish hal
are still in session. Nine I'll
out Of ten obesity is not a syr
tom of physical disease. but
evidence of lack Of will pow
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

the city's poor.
DUT the greatest menace
- the horse is the effect
its silent suffering on the cl
dren who play In the c
streets. The familiarity of
misery is eradicating In
juvenile mind the principle
humane treatment OF aiming
The horse has been a nj
friend Of man. He belongs !
fore the plow. turning up =,
rich, fragrant loan, in fields
waving wheat. or knee deep
clover, In country lanes UNI
arching branches. In IN
towns and families, where
will be q friend as we'll ad
beast Of burden.
Commerce has progress
II has outgrown the usefuln'
Of the horse.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
SAP and SALT

BY BERT MOSES.
Other peoples money makes q fine
plaything.
Reason doesn't figure in q love affair
until after It is over.
Regulations acquired through accident
are the hardest to maintain.
Hez Heck says: "Hoss flies make no
honey"
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

AT every turning these hu-
"A mid days is a silent. elo'
quent plea to rid the streets
Of the working horse. The
overburdened beast with pro.
truding tongue and suppliant
eve is a twofold menace TO
New York.
1t aggravates an already al.
most insoluble traffic problem
Flesh and blood-it cannot hold
it's own amid the onrushing
tansle of motor and machine.
The working horse Is a costly
economy.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
Paper.Maling Experiments.

Experiments are to be made in western
Australia to ascertain whether II is possible
to produce paper pulp from Australian tim
ber. Contributions Of funds from western
Australian and the Federal governments, as
well as from private sources, will provide
equipment and salaries for carrying out the
experiments, and a laboratory will be built.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

lie spreads disease. creates
III evil odors. is generally
stabbed In a congested tene-
ment district, where he pro.
vides a breeding place for pes
tilential insects. and adds an
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
Where's the Hitch?

We are waiting anxiously to
hear Of the declaration of a divi.
dend by the people who started
out couple Of years ago to sup
ply the world with whale meat.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

A POPULAR song assures us
"A that nobody loves a fat
man. The words need not be
interpreted too literally. but
at least II is certain that no
fat man loves the Eat portion
Of himself. Still less does dry
woman Of undue amplitude
become enamored of obesity for
Its own sake.
In addition to the bother OF
carrying the fat about and
getting clothes made to cover
1t, there is the humiliation Of
knowing that every one thinks
YOU must be unduly fond Of
eating and lazy as to bodily hab-
its. All too often these assurnp-
tions are correct, but there is
consolation in modern studies
that show a close association be-
tween the activities Of the little
ductless glands with which all
our bodies are provided and the
tendency to accumulate adipose.
TlHESE glands include. the
l. thyroid. at the base OF the
neck; the suprarenals. at the
tops Of the kidneys; and the
little pituitary body. at the base
of the brain. We know nova
DAYS that these glands largely
control bodily activities. They
function in different ways at
different ages: and their func.
tioning has q great oeal to do
with keeping us young on one
hand or making US grow old on
the other, and with determining
whether we shall be fat or lean,
active or inactive, mentally alert
or sluggish.
In particular the action Of
the thyroid gland seems to
dominate the whole personality.
physical and mental. II 1t Is
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
Stand by Our
Ball Team
BY BILL PRICE.

backed by continuous and
persistent encouragement
from every Washington fan, can
win this years pennant, says LOU
DOUGHER, Sporting Editor Of The
Times.
Therefore let Washington pro-
ceed to give this encouragement
day in and day out-bolstering the
never-die spirit of the Washington
players. Let them understand the
town is back of them to the limit
and isn't going to sink into the
depths of despair when they lose
q game or two games or even three
games.
No baseball team can retain that
confidence necessary to pull in
pennant if tho thousands who fol-
low it get the doldrums when things
are not going just right. The play
ers notice the faint hearts in the
grandstands and are influenced
thereby. Our players are not quit
ters, but they are human. They
can and will do wonderful things
If every Washingtonian stiffens his
spinal cord and gives them to un-
derstand that they will have en-
thusiastic support from now on un-
til the final game of the season is
played.
It is tho inspiration we get in our
daily struggles that aid us to face
the hardest problems and come out
winners. The inspiration Of a
baseball team is the homo crowds.
So give the boys on Griff's team
the glad hand and don't pull your
hand away if game is not played
just as you would have had it
played. Have your yelling appara-
tus tuned up for the remainder of
the season and let the waves of
your encouragement permeate every
spot in the field Of the Washing
ton club.
PEARY discovered the North
Pole after hundreds of others had
failed. He displayed determination,
courage. He had the confidence
and good will of his country. That
bolstered him in the ordeals he en-
countered. The Germans felt sure
they had Paris in their hands in
1914. French and English courage
turned the tide. The Washington
baseball team is in good position.
Its morale is fine. The boys are
working like real heroes. No one
team in the American League has
any cinch on the pennant.
Let your support of the boys be
spontaneous and hearty. Remember,
that if you lay down, the stoutest
hearts of the stoutest players will
be affected more than you think.
The best thing that could happen
right now would be for Washing
ton fans to get together at once in
a big meeting, organize for a rous-
ing fight for the pennant and shoot
big gobs of optimism at the boys
under the guidance of chosen lead
ers. HAVE THAT MEETING AT
ONCE, TOO.
Go 1t, Gritf,
Knock 'em stiff;
y Go 1t Milan,
Keep a-smilin;;
Go it fans,
Beat the tin pans;
q We can aOin get,
You Just bet.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

O60lDE6 HI tnlb, i am con
- sidered to be rather a re-
spectacle person and happily
married. and have no intention
Of running off with the above
mentioned woman. even IL I
should see her again, nor of
cutting UP any similar didos.
am simply stating a fact. I
am persuaded that similar facts
have happened in the lives of
most Of US, although naturally.
we suppress them. Even
bishops and college presidents
have doubtless felt the warm
breath of a strange south wind
In their face at times.
have often speculated upon
this little incident.
Besides the one love that
normal men and women have
consecrated by marriage. they
are, in the course of their lives.
doubtless struck by other in.
cipient impulses. That they
do us no harm Is due to the
strength Of our moral inhibi.
tions.
But what 10 the nature Of this
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

Failure is what happens to tho man
who achieves success and then sits down
to enjoy 1t.
Nothing is more monotonous than being
virtuous for living, except being wicked,
of course.
God gave US our limitations, and we
always fail when we try to deliver goods
we haven't got.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

AND FEEL a surge.
WITHIN NY heart.
AND HEAR it say.
IF ! would take.
THESE TWO small
hands.
AND LEAD them.
OUT OF bsbyhood.
TO e'sL4ooD.
ANo, TO vom.nhooa
THAT ! would find
IN DOING this.
suascEAst.
OF ALL my selfish
woes.
AND ! would learn.
THAT IT is true.
THE GREATEST
griefs.
WE THINK We have
ARE PASSING thing,
THAT DISAPPEAR.
WITHIN THE Joy.
OF BEARING srief,.
THAT OTHERS h.v.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
When Fatness Is q Disease
BY Henry s. Williams

. overactive. one tends to beer
thin Of body and nervous I
excitable Of mind: II underact g..
the reverse conditions tend
hold. A young person. who te !,
to be stout probably has an
ruly thyroid gland.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
A Hardy Perennial.

There always seems to oe
some kind of an oil scandal
somewhere.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
The Spectat tor
What Is LOUe?

feeling. It resembles strJ
ly and is certainly akin
physical shock. In q
called 'Kokoro," consistin
some studies Of Japan, \
this subject discussed in
nection with the Buddhist,
trine Of a previous exist
1t is argued here that Z
aesthetic sensation IL the
ring Of trillions of trillior
ghostly memories buried n
magical soil Of the brain.
love experience is held to
composite Of the countless
lion remembrances Of
grace, in eyes and ey'
throat and cheek, mouth
chin, body and limbs.
remain to us from our pre-
incarnations.
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WHAT COULD I do.
EXCEPT SIT down.
AND WONDER.
WHY CONVENTION
says.
THAT 10 bring
shame.
INTO MY home.
IF ! arose.
AND WENT my way.
IN SEARCH of Joy.
THAT I'M denied.
WITHIN MY home.
AND THEN, maybe.
WHILE I sat there.
THERE'o COME to
me.
TWO OF the hands.
FROM OUT the chain.
OF SIX small hands.
ANo, MAYBE.
! WOULD take these
hands.
AND PRESS them
close.
AGAINST MY cheek.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
Exit the Horse
BY H. z. Torres

, other horror to the misery
the city's poor.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29
and all these things shall be added unto
: chum Peck Memorial Chapel.
WISH to make a confession

AA ~ uidhc u COuIcb5iOu
= and PROFOUND a query.
My confession is that I fell
in love a few years ago for a
minute. and my query is: What
Is this thing that I fell into?
About twelve or thirteen
years ago I was travelling in
southern Germany and had to
change cars at a station near
Munich. As I stood on the
railway platform a train drew
up and stopped. I saw her face
and fell in love with It.
I say fell in love with It be.
cause had precisely the same
sensation Of romantic affection.
the same quick kindling of ideal
ism and the same wonderful
sort Of intoxication that every
one Of my readers has had at
some time or other.
1t only lasted a moment.
She shut the door. the train
started. I never saw her
again.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

go many wells were drilled on
one Western farmers ranch
that his corn had to grow 800
feet before it got it's ears above
ground.
The Washington times., 1922-06-29

THIS incident caused Govern.
ment to compel wildcat oil
boys to dig their wells six inches
further apart.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-06-02
Bankers 20 Meet June Third

Great Falls.-Arrangements for the
entertainment Of the bankers Of the
fifth group Of Montana, including II
counties Of north-central Montana. are
being arranged by N. B. Matthews
secretary, of Stanford.
The bankers will meet here in dis
trict session on June 8, the program to
be held in the palm room Of Hotel
Rainbow. The visiting bankers will he
entertained during the evening at a
dancing party. The local committee
in charge Is composed Of ]. Fl. Jones Of
the Stanton Bank & Trust company
Ray Funk of the Commercial National
hank and W. c. Searles of the Great
Falls National bank.
Included in the No. 8 group are bank.
ers from Fergus, Lewis & Clark. Gas.
cade. Wheatland, Musselshell. Meagher.
Judith Basin, Broadwater. Teton. Pom.
dera and Glacier counties. An at.
tendance of about $50 is expected.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-06-02
WAR VETERAN DISAPPEARS
AFTER LEAP FROM TRAIN
Fear Creek Near Track Has Claimed
Life; lsnay Legion Searches
for Man

Miles City.-All trace Of Ralph Ness
81, shell shocked veteran of the
World war. Of Hettinger. North Da-
kota. is lost. Accompanied by his
brother on their way to the government
hospital at Helena. the young man
leaped from the westbound Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul passenger train
when about a mile east Of Ismay. He
appeared to be rational ut the time OF
boarding the train. Trainmen and
trackmen have been advised and a
search Is being made.
The American Legion Of Ismay has
organized two groups and have Joined
in the hunt. 1t Is feared that Fallon
Creek, which at present ia running
bank full. few hundred yards dis.
tant from the tracks at the point Of
his departure from the train. may solve
the question of his seemingly total dis.
appearance.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-06-02

four cupfuls of -four and Onr table
spoonful of ginger. Beat all together
and spread very thinly on the i.nrt'i
Of dropping pan. Bake quickly anC,
while hot, cut in squares; rt.n".e
rapidly. 1t will crisp at once. one
may add sprinkling of nuts to the
top before baking and cut in squares.
rolling in the form vt IL cornuc'I'ia.
Fill with cream, iced or otherwise and
have II homemade cream cone.
Oatmeal cakes.-Cream one-half
cupful of butter or butter and lard
mixed with one-half cupful of sugar.
add one-half cupful Of milk in Which
one-fOurth of teaspoonful Of soda
has been dissolved. Brown light
brown one cupful Of oatmeal then
grind it through the meat grinder, add
one cupful Of -four. grated orange
peel or nutmeg for flavoring. Drop
by small spoonfuls on Il baking sheet.
Nuts and raisins may be added If de-
sired.
Nut Wafers.-Take three table
spoonfuls of butter, five Of pulver-
lied sugar and when we'll creamed add
drop by drop three tab'espoonfuls Of
milk, then add nine tablespOOnfus Of
-four. Brush the pan with butter drop
the mixture by spoonfuls on baking
sheet sprinkle with nuts. dust with
cinnamon and bake in Il moderate
oven.
Indian Puddnq.-Scald two cupfuls
of milk, add one cupful of boiling
water and stir in two tablespoonfuls
of corn meal mixed with Il little cold
water, add three teaspoonfuls OF
tapioca, pinch of salt, half cnpful
of raisins and one-half cupful vt
molaSses. Bake slowly and serve With
strip made from prune juice.
Prunes may I've used instead of raisins
in the pudding.
| Endive as creens-Take dozen
heads of endive. wash and drain and
cook until tender. Serve we'll but
| tered with a dash of lemon Juice. or
| q little hot bacon fat with pieces Of
crisp bacon and IA little onion juice
md vinegar.