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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Slam On The Flapper Raises
Regular Fellows ''Dander''-
He Discourses On Cake Eater

thing possible to make her do away
with such habits. If man did this,
then he would not have any kick coming
You slam the flappers, but did you
ever come in contact with the deadliest
insect to civilization the "Cake Eater"
the cocoa-cola cowboy. If you had, you
would not take time to think Of the
fappers, but you would get to work and
try to make all men, real he mon, and
not bunch of lounge, ea-sipping
hounds that the world and Pensacola is
today infested with.
Have you ever seen the cake eater in
action? He is as sly as fox He is
slcker than a greasy pig. Take the
cake eater with a girl, together with
another couple, consisting OF one real
he man, let them go in the soda font
for drink, let, them drink, converse for
while, and then let the waiter bring
the check. Then Mr.. Cynic, you will
see the Cake Eater glance all around
and let his eyes set on any object but
the check. After he sees that the real
che" man has the check, he is happy
again and shoots his line easily along.
The Cake Eater is about the biggest
human sponge in the world today. After
they leave the font the couples hop in a
car, the real man and girl in the front,
the Cake Eater and his girl take the
back seat. Before long the real he man
is talking to his girl probably about his
business or some other subject, but
take a minute and glance backward. He
Is trying to hold the hands of his girl
against her wishes-he Is trying to hug
her. He Is doing his level best to tell
her a risque story, hoping 1t will help
him along; he Is doing his best to make
his girl a real fiapper. And sometimes
he succeeds in his purpose.
Without the cake eaters the fappers
would not exist. If you wish to rid
yourself of the f1appers, then let your
cake eaters die out, and you will have
won your cause.
Oh, Cynical one, your French is good,
but your expression of the American
girl makes us give you de grande horse
laugh.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
(By A. r. Feller.)

And it is said in the walks of human
life, that the "cake eater" is the lowest
form of animal that we call man.
Poor Cynic, I pity you in your utter
misery, but why did you, like the cake
eater, try to take your spite out on and
put the blame on what the world now
calls the flapper. Now, may l ask you
without fear of unearthing your I'M
founded criticism against the f1appers,
who did you this wrong? Who took
your poor little heart and tried to turn
1t inside out? Who gave you the cold
shoulder, probably for a real he man?
Was 1t a poor little fapper?. If it was,
then 1 congratulate her, and wish she
would do some more hellish damage
against the insect we call the cake
eater. - --4 x.
In saying you are giving the readers
your own personal opinion for the opin-
ion of thousands of young men in the
city, little Cynic may say in the Ian
guage of de polite, that you are kid
ding yourself.
Little Cynic, I have seen the time
when loved and was loved. I have
felt like the devil when got mine, but
then did not try to make myself miser-
able, and lay the blame to the happers,
but I said to myself: 1.-The est man
won.
Old Scout. when you say that women
are creatures, you make us suspicious.
You know the old saying
"a Woman perfected is
Gods noblest work"
Woman, beautiful woman, created to
be loved, adored and married, and en-
joy what happiness they can get out Of
life with the insect they call man! How
much you are mistreatad by the cake
eater, simply because you were > real
woman, and would not crafty mans de-
sire to kiss or entertain him at a petting
party? ....
Mr.. Cynic you forget that, man, ten
to one, usually starts everything. If he
goes out with fapper who smokes or
tells risque tales, then it is up to him
not to reform the aapper. but do every
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
SOVIET OLYMPIAD
TO BE HELD SOON
Russian Athletes viii Compete In
Many Track and Field Events
Plans Go Through

MOSCOW, Sept "A Red Olyrn.
pad" is planned by Soviet authorize.
interested in athletics as Bolshevik
Rrssia's contribution to the world o.
sport
|. Despairing OF securing admission to
the Paris Olympic games in 1924. Rus.
sian athletes hope to be able to organ
lie within a year or two an interna-
tional competition of the best athlete.
from the Red Trade Unions and other
Communist organizations throughout
the world. Proletarian sports, including
soccer football, tugs Of war. wrestling
and field sports are to be featured.
Since the end of the civil war there
has been a revival of athletic activity
in Russia. Though participating in pre-
vious Olympic games, Russia was never
noted as nation where sports were
loved. Instead of baseball of cricket the
Russians had a ballet, and they rooted
for their dancing favorites with al the
vim that Americans displayed in cheer
ing their home run heroes. Horse racing
also had thousands OF followers, and
trotters were as much esteemed at
Petrograd and Moscow as in the Ken
lucky blue grass. Horse racing already
has Deeu revived ana Is growing more
poular every day. particularly as bet
ting machines are now permitted
Among the peasants. themselves, how
ever, sport, except for country wrest-
ling and occasional bucolic running
matches, was practically unknown.
Peasants comprise at least 10 percent
OF the Russian population. The work
men in the cities are interested princi-
pally IN football.
The government has now orga nized a
special department to encourage sports
and is appointing instructors in every
province The school children are being
taught physical cultural exercises.
Funds for this purpose are extremely
limited, however. and there is a wreat
shortage OF footballs and other athletic !
A recent football match near Moscow /,
was attended by a crowd of nearly 1000 |
persons. and the Soviet sport officials de- /
clare that within a few years Russia |
will show more interest in sporting ,
events than was the custom before the
war. ts
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Brokers Numerous
in Japanese Cities

TOXIC, July 22.-(By Mail)-There
are brokers for practically everything
in Japan, who operate as did the old
Ticket Scalpers" in America. Teie-
phone and steamship passage broker
age are we'll recognized industries, and
owing to the difficulty in getting teie-
phones installed by the government
and frequent delays in securing pas
sages, these brokers generally do well.
A new form Of brokerage however, has
appeared in Kobe. During an enquir-
ing into the forging Of bank books
with which the forgers secured 10000
yen from money lenders it was discoV-
cred that brokers were dealing in these
books.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
MINISTER TO ACT,
AS EXECUTIONER
Sheriff Robb viii SPRING Death Trap
On Eugene Weeks Unless Glenn
ENJOY 10 Given.

DES' MONIES, Ia, Sept. I'm
tervention Of executive clemency ap-
parently is all that will forestall
Winifred E. Robb, minister and for
mer chapain Of the 163th Infantry
Rainbow Division, from carrying out
the execution by hanging Of Eugene
Weeks condemned murderer OF
George Fosdick, Des Moines grocer.
at IL o'clock nobn, Friday. September
Is. So far as known, Robb will be
the first minister to act in such role.
My duty is clear" Sheriff Robb
said. THE law specifically provides
that the sheriff Of the county in which
prisoner is convicted of first degree
murder, shall attend to the details of
the hanging or detail the task to one
OF his deputies.
Sheriff Robb states that while he
favors capital punishment he does
not believe in harkying.
TIC justify his actions, the former
chaplain quotes from the Bible. as
follows: 'fWhosoever sheddeth blood
by man shall his blood be shed" He
says the Bible is full of examples OF
capital punishment.
Sheriff Robb until recently was
pastor of the Urbanda1e Federated
church here. When it appeared that
the date Of Weeks execution would
come during his term Of office as
sheriff, Robb resigned his passionate.
He explained that, he did not want his
acts as sheriff to cause enbarrass-
ment to members OF his church.
Robb's career as sheriff Of Polk
county, the most thickly populated in
Iowa, has been a spectacular one. On
October 81, unless Intervention is
made, he or one Of his deputies will
be obliged to hang Arrle Cross, &C
complete of Weeks in the Staying OF
Fosdick.
Robb was decorated with the dis
tinguished service cross during the
world war for. extraordinary heroism
displayed in attending to the needs
of the men in his regiment during
the drive against the enemy at
Chateau -Thierry. His citation shows
that he during all Of this time ana
particularly during the operation near
Sergv, showed the greatest coolnes"
under severe artillery fire in attend
ing to the needs Of the men OF his
Robb recently was Sc
1ectsd as the democratic candidate
for congress from the seventh iowa
district.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Solving
Big Problem of
Idle Populace

| STOCKHOLM, Sept sweden seems
to be approaching a successful solutioa
| OF her unemployment problem It Las
been one OF the most difficult that the
country had to deal with Of late years,
and only recently has the governments
clearly seen light ahead in this trouble-
some situation
According 20 the latest official report
Of the Government Unemployment Com.
mission. the total number Of une7l.
ployed in Sweden is now under $4,000.
which is less than one-half of the f=l,re
recorded al the beginning OF this wear,
About one hundred individual proyi1.
cial communities have reported a com.
plete cessation of unemployment, whils
the general demand for labor shows q
decided increase. The government ex.
penses for relief work during the FIRST
five months OF this year amout TO about
31,00o,0 kronor. but owing to the rapio
reduction in the number Of men without
work, considerable savings are ex-
pected.
The Unemployment situation will b
further relieved in the near future BY
the placing OF government contracts for
100000 kronor with various indus
tries. Inc state railroads are going te
place large orders for rolling stock. sig.
mailing apparatus. structural steel work
for bridges and other reconstruction
work. The Waterfalls Board will an.
ply several millions of kroaor toward
continued electrifcation. the construc.
ton Of power stations. and canal repair
work, while the Department Of Comrnu.
nicatlons will order new telegraph ca
hies and construct new lines.
Minister OF Finance Thorson. in a re-
cent speech. said that even when swe-
dish Industries reach the 1914 level Of
activity there will be about 40. COO super
workers for whom employment
must be found chiefly in agriculture.
To meet this situation preliminary work
is now being done for establishing sS-i-
cultural colonies for the unemployed ana
the back-to-th e-Eoi! project. the Minis
ter said, will be one Of the main ques-
lions for next years Riksdsg to settle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Outer Walls Of
London judicial
Court Crumbling

LONDON, Sept. THE outer walls
If the Houses of Parliament are
crumbling. Hundreds of carven i'm
ages, mostly of ina ginary royal flg-
ures. have been unable to withstand
the ravages of the weather. combined
with the smoke-laden London atmos-
phere. They suffer also from The
lack of respect shown them by hum
dreds of pigeons which roost on the
sceptres and sharpen their beaks on
The noses Of kings.
Scarcely day passes but mon
arch's hand or toe falls into Palace
Yard. Not long ago a kings head
was found in fragments on the ter
race
During the coming recess scaffold-
ing will be erected and many work
men employed, at a cost Of $4,000.
picking off the loose bits. Thus may
one man in a day uncrown scores OF
kings
Sir John GiInaour, who represents
the government department that looks
after public buildings, Is Of the opin-
ion that none of the kings or other
folk will be allowed to
stick it out much longer on the outer
walls OF Parliament. Il think the day
will come before long" he says, when
all the statues will have to be taken
away. The situation does not agree
1ith them"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
''lCKY" BE SEEN
AT GARDEN SOON
Mysterious Murder, Thrills In Plenty
And LoVable Wait In Latest
Comedy Drama.

"Micky is one of the latest plays
and deals with mysterious murder and
keeps the audience in ignorance until
the very last minute. 1t is full of good
comedy, thrills, and excitement.
The story deals with a greaa writer
who finds a girl dressed in boys
clothes hiding in his rooms. She i<
real type Of the street gamins, and
he decides to keep her. and write a
book about her. The mysterious cards
mat are received by one of the char
lcters first white ones, then a red
Sns, and when the black one Is re-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Latest Hit.

The popularity Of Marshall Neilan.
the motion picture producer, and the
invariab1e success Of all the pictures
made by this wizard of the screen
are responsible for the extensive
preparations being made by Manager
Jones Of the isis Theatre for the
opening there tomorrow Of q day en-
gagement of Fools First" the latest
Neilan production 1t fs an Assoc
ciated First National release.
There is a novelty about Neilan
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13

ton picture serials induced three
youths here TO commit a series Of
crimes recently that ended with the
sentence CT two Of them to life i'm
prisonment at hard labor when they
confessed TO highway robbery assault
with intent to commit murder ard as
sault upon n girl.
The boys said they had. seen MAJ ny
motion picture serials and had been
imbued with the desire TO emulate t:.s
actions depicted in the films.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13

personally directed by Mr.. Holubar,
who also adapted the story from a
narrative by Harvey Gates.
- Miss Phillips has the role of wild,
untamed girl Of the sea, who inherited
from her Irish father spirit Of hate
and lawlessness and from her mother
the warm, romantic blood Of the
Spanish. AS mistress of her late
fathers opium smuggling ship, she
roams the seas with a rag doll, a
monkey and a goat as her principal
companions and rules the vessel with
ferocity that is usually balanced by
abundant good humor. Captain Dan
ny. who had been first mate to the
girls father; a Chinese cook and a
rough uncouth Swede mate are the
principal figures of her life on the
ship.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13

productions which endear them to
the hearts of picture lovers.
The cast is an exceptionally capable
one, including Richard Dix Claire
Windsor, Claude Gillingwater, Ray
mond Griffith, George Seigman, Helen
Lynch and Shannon Day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
Dorothy Phillips
Has Intense Role
In Latest Picture

Dorothy Phillips, one of the popular
stars of the motion picture screen,
whose attainments as an emotional
actress have been previously revealed
In Allen Holubars productions from
Hearts Of Humanity to ''Man-Womau
Marriage" comes to the Isis theatre
on Monday, as star Of Mr.. Holubars
latest First National release, "Hurri-
canes Gal" The production has been
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13

The Journal is the best adj
vertising medium in this terri
tory. Try it and be convinced.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
THECILFILLAN
SCOTT METHOD

Two Piano Lessons per
month are ample after the
first half year. From Octo-
Der l my terms will be:
One lesson per month. $500
Two lessons per month $500
Four lessons per
month ........... $500
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13
PUPH-TEACHER

have several pupils suf-
nclently advanced to teach
beginners under my super
vision. Beginners can have
a weekly lesson, alternately
oy a pupil-teacher and my
SELL for four dollars per
month.
Lessons at pupils residence
Or at Studio, 210 West Ro-
mana St., Pensacola.
Phone 2313-W
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-13

The Journal "Want Ads" are
result producers. Try one.
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10

come the stranger within our
gates with open arms and a
bright smile and make him feel
that he is welcome.
SCOTLAND NECK people have
a wonderful opportunity to make
a name for themselves even
greater than the one it already
has for hospitality.
Let each one appoint himself
a committee of one to welcome
the hosts which will gather here:
and let not one stranger go away
when the day is over feeling that
he has not been treated as a guest
Of the town.
It is a wonderful opportunity
and we must measure up.
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
PEANUT EXCHANGE PRE-
PARED TO HANDLE CROP

The War Finance Corporation
has announced that it had adj
vanced ST, 100000 to the Peanut
Growers Exchange, Inc, to help
finance this years crop Of pea
nuts, again showing the faith Of
the government in cooperative
marketing and particularly i'll
the Peanut Exchange. This is
significant in view Of the hard
road which this organization has
had to travel on account Of the
we'll financed fight made against
it by thecleaners. They acknowl-
edge that mistakes have been
made in the past, but that they
have profited by those mistakes
and will from this time on serve
the farmer to his great advantage.
The ingenuity of the sales
manager whom they have employ
ed, the same who put millions
Of dollars Of raisins on the mar
ket which the growers thought
would be a total loss to them, has
again asserted itself in the meth
cd which he has planned to mar
ket peanuts by putting the raw
peanuts IN attractive packages
and putting these packages ON
the shelf Of every grocer through
out the country. sSPickaninny
Peanuts" is the name which is to
, work the wonder. Not many
! months will elapse before this is
a familiar household word
throughout the country.
People like peanuts to eat,
want them and will eat them if
given the opportunity, and there
:; is no reason to believe but what
Mr.. DePoncier will make the
same success Of the peanut as he
did Of the raisin, and the farmer
will be the one who reaps the
profit The peanut Exchange
is functioning actively and those
who handle their product through
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10

While William A. CASTOR did
not succeed in winning the Sen
atorial seat from Senator Lodge,
he gave him, no doubt, the scare
Of his life. Maybe he has been
taught a wholesome lesson which
will rebound to the benefit Of
the country. It is pity, though
that this reactionary Of reac-
tionaries could not have been
unhorsed along with possibly
many other better men.
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
AN ORDINANCE

Be it ordained by the Board Of
Commissioners Of the Town e.
Scotland Neck:
It shall be unlawful for any
person to drive or ride any horse,
mule or team, or drive any motor
driven vehicle on or across any
grass plot on Main Street or il,
or across any grass plot betwee"
any sidewalk and curb.
Any person violating this ordi-
nance shall upon conviction be
fined Five Dollars and costs for
each offense~
This Nov. 9th, 1922.
R. F. COLEMAN, Mayor.
IRWIN CLARK. Clerk. ct
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
THE BAT" NOVEMBER 18th

"The Bat, the worlds great:
est mystery play, due to be seen
here Saturday, November 18th,
was recently presented by one Of
the touring companies in the
small Virginia town Of Welch.
By actual count, there were ex-
actly forty-four person in the
town who failed to crowd their
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
Mussol1ni,, new Premier

Mussollni,, new Premier Of
Italy, appears to be standing
firm in support Of the Allies
against Turkey, having declared
that although Turkey whipped
the Greeks they had not defeated
the entente. If France takes the
same stand the Turk may yet be
taught a wholesome lesson
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
MAKE THE STRANGER
WELCOME

Tomorrow is the great day for
which we have been preparing
for so long, and tomorrow
SCOTLAND NECK will be host.
to many thousands. Let us well
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 10, 1922.
BIBLE THOUGHT FOR TODAY

THE APPLE OF THE EYE j:
Keep me as the apple Of the
eye; hide me under the shadow
Of thy wings.-Psalm II g.
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10

this channel will eventually reap
q rich harvest and be well repaid
for their faith and loyalty.
The commonwealth., 1922-11-10
THE COMMONWEALTH
Afternoon Daily
Established 1852

Clee Vaughan, Publisher.
Norfleet S. Smith, Editor.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09

Miss Mildred Cook came down
from vipont mine Tuesday for va
cation.
Miss Florence Garrard n
Charles Smith left Wednesday for
Salt Lake to get married.
l.. A. Nelson. John Bailey and
Lewis Schiffgen motored to Albion
on business Saturday.
Leo Simmons left Sunday for
Salt Lake to attend the University
OF Utah.
Clyde Lee and family have moved
to Walla Walla, Washington, TO
make their home.
Mrs. Vic Johnson and family
moved to Vipont mine Monday.
d. F. OttIey was here this week
from vipont mill. He is moving his
family to Vipont.
Jack Bailey has returned to VI
pont after visit to Albion.
E. B. Mcdonald returned to New
York. Sunday. after spending a few
days at vipont.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09
PHILLIPS CANDIDATE

Attorney L. H. Phillips of Burnley
is again candidate for the Office of
Prosecuting Attorney on the Demo-
cratic ticket. Mr.. Phillips made a
splendid showing at the last cleo
ton, had it not been a general cleo
ton, Mr.. Phillips would have been
elected.
Mr.. Phillips is an energetic young
man, and stands we'll in his commu-
nifty and throughout the county. He
has taken a keen interest in educd-
tional matters. especially in Music.
We consider Mr.. Phillips very val
liable asset to our County. We hope
that the people of Cassia County
will elect him out next Prosecuting
Attorney, for he is well qualified for
he office and will make a splendid
public officer
political ADVERTISEMENT
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09
ANNOUNCEMENT

By request / present myself in the
republican primary as candidate
for the nomination for assessor OF
Cassia County.
l have been field deputy assessor
of this county the last three years.
and feel that l am well acquainted
with the real and personal property
values and other conditions that per-
tain to the office. have been a tax
payer of this county the last fifteen
years.
If elected / will give my whole
time and attention to the office.
HYRUM MARTIN.
political Advertisement
6:2-9-16)
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION OF
TIME APPOINTED FOR PROV
ING WILL. Etc.

In the Probate Court of Cassia
County, State of Idaho.
In the Matter of the Estate OF Mary
Frances Palmer, Deceased.
Pursuant to an order of said
Court, made ON the thirty-frst day
of May, 1922, notice is hereby given
that Saturday, the seventeenth day
of June, 1922, at 1000 O'Clock, A.
NJ, of said day, at the Court Room
of said Court, at Burnley, in Cassia
County, State of Idaho, has been APP
pointed as the time and place for
proving the Will OF said Mary Fran
ces Palmer, deceased, and for hear
ing the application of H. E. Bowles
for the issuance to l.. A. Critchfeld
of letters of administration with the
annexed will when and where any
person interested may appear and
contest the same.
Dated May 81, 1922.
tSeal) MARIE BURGESS. Clerk.
June 2, 8, 15)
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09

w. J. Lennihan made a business
trip to vipont Saturday. returning
Sunday.
The Oakley orchestra has been
engaged to play at Artesian city ev-
cry Wednesday night.
Mrs. Viola Curtis and Miss Ethel
Hale went to Salt Lake Thursday to
attend conference.
Mrs. Sadie Warwood is recover
ing from a long and serious illness.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-06-09

Bull for Service at Sagers' Barn.
Pure bred registered Durham. (adv't
Mammoth Missouri Jack. Season
service, $40. Duane Cranney.
ADVERTISEMENT
For Sale: Duroc-Jersey Bears, old
enough for service; sired by Idaho
Critic. Duane Cranney. (Adver-
tisement)