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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-01-12
ON THE COMMUNITY
BULLETIN BOARD

Remember the bulletin boards Of your school days7
Books for sale books wanted, rncs lost club meeting
dates all the happenings Of school life were reflected 10
those hand lettered notices.
Life has grown complicated since then--a
great variety 81 things are bought and sod by every
one We have wants 10 be satisfied have become
mcre particular in satisfying them.
but the simplicity and efficiency Of the bulletin
board Of our school days has not been lot
We have our Community Bulletin board--in Every
Evenings classified section
Therein such faultless order that anything can bo
found in moments lookinsare hundreds OF ads about
the things that we need in everyday life.
Practically everything that you ever think Of buying
can he found among these offered at the best prices
ID the city.
bullctns
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-01-12

MERCHANDISE


CIOARa-F0r sAie, seconds. GOOD ones
OF lOc, &c and 6c makes boy Of 80.
1900, "a. 30 and ~ 80, sAIak & Hoifmsn
Fifth and Orange streets
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Why not = drive" 10 hetr those
who have h~~n impoverished by
CONGRATULATIONS Inquirer.
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AUCTIONS--LECALS
Auction Sales
Legal Notices


IL THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
UNITED STATES.
For the District Of Delaware.
WILLIAM II. MURPHY
VS.
THE LINCOLN MOTOR COMPANY
No. 446 In Equity.
To all persons. firms and corporations
having any claims, demands, bills or
accounts against the above-named de-
PENDANT.
BY virtue OF an order of the District
Court of the United States for the District
of Delaware entered in the above cause
on the llth day OF January, A. ID. 1922,
notice Is hereby given you aud each of
you 20 iie wi th the Detroit Trust Com
pany. at Detroit Michigan, one of rhs
receivers of this court OF and for the said
defendant company and the receiver of
said company appointed by the DistrlcE
Court of the United states for the Eastern
District of Michigan. Southern Diyision).
on or before the first day OF February A.
d, 1929 proper statements IN writing,
under oath or affirmation, OF your re-
spcctiye claims demands. bills and ac-
counts. and in default thereof that you
and each of you be debarred from par
ticipating in any dividend or distribution
OF assets of said corporation which may
hereafter be made pursuant to the order
of said court.
Attest:
II, G. MAHAFFY, JR.,
Clerk u. = District Court,
District OF Delaware.
Wilmington. Delaware. January IL. 1922.
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FURNACE Bargain In used Furnaces,
suitable for slOre or small dwelling
Speciality Tin shop, ai6 Orange street
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Do YOU H8GD-k~Ady cash. more than
yuu nood your aueonobie / am In
~ naArkot tos . small opened or closed
uof; prtcs nIues w right aud car In good
condition. Address Il IL. Every Evening
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-01-12

HAND-CROCHETED BED SPREAD
Extra size. With shams and 2 scarfs
1909 West Fourth street
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CLASSIFIED DISPLAY

Business Service
WHITE PINE CYPRESS
n. G. PINE CHESTNUT
YELLOW PINE POPLAR
FIR OAK
SPRUCE BIRCH
HEMLOCK MAPLE
Roofers, Sheathing, FLOORING
Cypress Shingles.
Mouldinss and Wall Board.
/ S. G. SIMMONS < BROS co.
Front and Tatnail Street,.
D. IA. PSI. Automatic 246A
Askov American., 1922-08-03
BETTER THAN AVERAGE CROPS
Reports From 6tsfe Gram Cente-s
Sno~ Ccnditions Epoc.

s. Paul-Biack-usi has appeared II
fns sprinr wheat peff in the last weeE-
bur the impression prevails tna-
neither -ne yield pT -ne quality VII
be affected materially. for the reason
that wheat is TOO lar advanced
Spring xfsa. a. Morris rs being cut
nc damage by rust; estimated aver
age ysesc Us &c bushels. Cutting %.
rye, oats anc barley if II fua swing
Favorable growing weather anc corI
is 1n excellent condition.
At VI iIlmar tne wheat IL nearly al
cus. There has been SOME rec ras7
snd sign; black rust, Dut r. caEas 1fe<
late TO do any serI0ns oanaaEs NHsx'
should average aisout Is or 1e bushels
Corn nc BEST condition fo- naanE years
bur nseos -air-
Near rrooEsior this CROP cornt.aoz
promise 6 good average. nothing nAa
taken place 10 destroy o. rn1urs tas
grain Bye is all CIT, anf sa-iF s0wr
ossts a.s being harvested There rs
little -et rust, but nor nncI damage
Potatoes are growing naceis-
Askov American., 1922-08-03
RAIL PEACE IS NOW SEEN
oetA Sides 10 Controversy ee>m Wiis.
ing Tor Peace.

WashinEtun - Presiden. Harding q
plan for settling the railroad strike II
fn the mails. addressed 10 Be-t n
Jewell. leader of the 4ee ,fffsa striking
shopcrzfI workers and r Hewitt Guy
ler, chxirmAn Of the Association q.
Railway Executives.
Jewell win place the plan before .ht
30 officers OF The unions al q meeting
In Chicago and Cuyler viii do likewiss
n . meeting of executives O. Las rxIs
road IN New York
Despite reports thai some executives
Ene some labor leaders are upposeo II
the plan. officials close I'd the press
Gent mace ii plain again that they be
here6 the proposal woniG be accepted
The plain inference from the coB
tSnneG optimism pt government Oh
fciaiE in the lace ot me hostile DE-
elarsriun nj same rail- executives was
that assurances have already been re
ceived py rht president Tnat IN the emf
the plan viii prove acceptable ro ths
majority
Askov American., 1922-08-03

Ainnespoais-The strike u snppmer
on northwest ros6s - 20 badiy broken
.nat northwest railroads cxz get along
al right inosnnfseiy rxiI execmsses
saio. oie employees sss rsturninx in
Snaa Numbers each day. au workers
are protected by restraining orders
ana TIE situation VII Improve stead
ny I.oT now on. officials ssso
Northwest -zf executives Sss deses-
mined 10 stand hrm for the rights of
'ne men whom they haze employed
slnce The expirxrioE ~ usximSsnms te
striking saopnsn.
announcement by G. r ManrEnssoc
president of The 6oe Lans, that tie
sA"pAAsE . strike 10 defsnste3y bToser
on IAaf iins. issnaDce ~ . new xe-
sraining urdsr by Fe6erai Judge VII.
oaf Y Booth 6inecss6 axxinss sosrn-
srn striking saopnes 20 Masses
ana hSnkaio. eonEinn~See VI bearings
"a Mh~snkse- Soc. Great westssD,
o"aas and korsnerz PAe1fse sessr&aG-
,ns S'csrs TO avg s0f exiisnx ~ pun
M .sas 1nsstiA&S by strikers acre
.uass ne~ nesesopszenss Ss the STRIKE
IN The nos+nwer.
Askov American., 1922-08-03
PROPOSALS SUBMITTED


Washingfon-Prupasaas fm immedf
ate ending Of the rzilruaA sfrike hare
been submitted 20 -eHoszm1n1ive4 os
The railroad executives ana fabO9
unions by President Hxreing. accord
ing 10 in'ormxrion abtAined frem nd
ministrztion advisors Who talked with
the executive
Three proposals. al himgiAg On vEri
GUS plans Tor adjusting the empicFes'
seniority rights. WE be submitted. II
was said. 10 he executives meeting n
New York and 10 n employees Gun
ference in Chicago 10 be arranged by
B. ~ ys~el. the shsTmea'K leader
One Of the proposals. Eccgrfine &c
those claiming te hare information Us
the Presidents EnEges-iuE. would be
.or the railroads 20 waive the seniority =
question and take al strikers hack f1
work
Askov American., 1922-08-03
Minneapolis Man
TO DIRECT COAL
bsluminous via Be Substitutes
tor Anthracite for North
west Consumption.

Nsnneapolis-W- A. Prinsen al Min
nsapoais has been named sssis.an, TED
erA tnel administrator for Ninneap
oils. He VII assist c. e. Turtla. far.
mer Minneaeoli.an.
MI. Tnsfle formerly was engaged n
the transportation business of the
Great Lakes and is wen acquainted
WITH conditions APPLYING 70 the mrve
mens OF coal on the upper lakes.
Nj. Prinsen Of Minneapolis. WIN has
been representing the Coal Dock Or
orators association. is a traffic exper.
Who has aroagat to Washington figures
showing that he is close touch with
fnea matters and with the capacities q.
lake vessels that MAY be chartered for
the movement Of coai and other infur
nation OF value 10 the COMMITTEES
Ii is expected lhx, be viii remain
m Washington IN an advisory csyacir,
practically al summer.
senator r B. Kellogg has receivec
assurances from Secretary af Com
merce Eerherr Hoover that the nnrth
ves1 VIII get first coal after railroads
and public utilities. but indications Erx
northwest win be required 10 use bi
luminous instead O. anthracite coal be
cause oe complete tieup uf hard con
mines
Askov American., 1922-08-03
Norman

Wilmer Kelly called st tae-
Fred Dzr1ell h0use SUNDAY
Az- Da-1en ralieG a. the
Sseve Purall home Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs Fred Da~reil
rzIied - tie Oizf keisun norne
MONDAY evening
Mr.. and Mrx. AT Sazgrrn cal
se0 a1 the 0af Nenon ssorne
MosscaT evening
Mrx. LEO Fsrxrth and szass
spent tise w~ssk essG m b-Esro
returning S<1naas
Flassse 7-zw~- from Bruno. y
assisting Mrs. L-o FORSYTH xrtsi
fs-r household urrt&1s
Mr. and Mrs c. fsem-fss~r
fron 6znds1onse. cals=c a. .ife
Uhaf Nelson tssne SATURDAY @se-
nlng.
a f-v OF tfae ,z@agfafsy- ssess1s
aeifseo Mrs. Sse lrEfzafsr c=se-
fsras< fsev rstr.iaaay MoFagszv sft<r-
ns~u-
Franz Le~1zu and daughter
ais<~. zrac Fsosc Fv-swff -alsec
a. the Fred Isz-TseL honse San-
aaF att@-rsoE
Isoses sGz---n spent Sunkxas
a. rsr fsorse III F1-- fxsn@-. Csxs
Szzavr-r. ana returned tD n-s
wu-E - J9siE.L. Aansdzs
I tieaer ana A-tnu~ Ter.z eft
fe- DaiETtn R@zsa1s1zs Of sa<s
w-sE Ia ~ e ffe ar3a<aae gs
tsges- fatt@- wno xas v--y nys
/ a feE r@lztFves zzHs f-sssssas of
VIZ. BonrInE aEseead sp fr9mf
MgrrIsrnwr ENC gs@sz@ f@w x1ays
with -ferr an1 agEEznc ss~--'sss
EoDfrt Tesrz basse1 away q.
Duluth Fridsy evening 1t ttss
nosnsta aea.n refnc causes
|! from hear failure. Tne rerSsassas
were nursed bonaay
Askov American., 1922-08-03

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rAyMssnx - 4h~ snE - kz~~~n zaun-
ar~A ThSrss -fssax .NA Aa-sss AxzaMxx
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H. C. Fasnsr~sE and Ane xmn< Askers
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psr~umnt fe 1he MsAsus~ W xxsrN rn~e
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s2s6 Dmsns<y snd aszse- - Co. Bxsss
cg - E~sssssss~s<. ss-@. - . ccswca
Askov American., 1922-08-03
STRIKE END SeERs CERTAIN
Miner CHIEF Believes yoiu. Nane Cen
ference viii De Cafseo Shortly.

Philadelphia. PR-John l. Lewis.
president Of Ibe Urt.e6 Mime Work
ers. remained II Phiinneaphss after ms
two days conference VIII the cls.-ic.
presidents ut the unfm trom western
Pennsylvania. Onie nnE Indiana.
He declared that he ha6 every res.
son TO believe 30xut conference II
the Central Competitive iseic would be
arranged wlLhin . lev 6xyk xn6 that
II would bring the sof- eu& strike tc
an end
Representatives, G sraIIssT~<siee opera.
tors have accepted NJ Invitation 10
meet the mayors Of the six yrincsp<l
cities OF the hard cuai GeiE in Phiis-
deiphia TO ciscaxs the cisy executives
plan ior sertiement pe -he strike
Askov American., 1922-08-03
sss-soe Motor CARS
LICENSED N STATE
Minaessta Meter VeAirae Rexss-
stxafssa Shex kig lncreane-
Tax DeAger Drive ~
(@ntinue.

Taxes on 3a.Oao more nso1ew
vehicles to dxie this year have
increased receipts by 35eaADD(s
over the full 1921 total but The
tax enforcement campaign m -
80 on until every Stacker hns
been rounded up. savs the stxfe
highway department builetin
tins week.
Charles II. Babcock. state high
wsy commissioner, Exad nearfv
l5o engineers and sther heid nser
Of the department VIII contlnzne
10 prosecute unlicensed car casex
II addition 10 carving On their
regalxr duties. The announce
menf followed q report fram
Mike Holm. secrrtary uf stase. ri
1922 motor vehrie rugstrxtun
totals TO Aug. l of abazTt 3ls0aH
passenger cars. 36.fNse TRUCKS.
500 motorcycles and 8oe trail
en- This Is q gam uf aisosrt n
Oipe for the seven months over
the complete 1AZ1 figure and
many new applications ase beanx
made.
The enforcement campaign
now going OF through the s1gn.
lar employees of the highway
department has listed more thAx
LOCO unlicensed cs1x and hsuueh1
more than TOO prosecutions wrtf
fines in the alority Of rasz. a
large number of casx are beins
recorded for ssserrffs safes prc
witied rne taxes renInin unlmfu
Receipts are pun or the t-uIai
highways rs fast as tnes come IL
and the construction aTsc offle.
Improvement programs arg aC
vanclne accordingly Cu-ren,
trunk highway furais this yea
INCLUDE S6-1T5tNe OF arTso .sxe
and S. .5tsl Ono Of f-tieral aaG. sa'
Official statements The E.5s5.
lEsn total rs compared 1e 1fe M
nual s1G.ssso. .tsts, average expect
ed for the sc.-calseG Bai,ceck read
unase- Amendment Nc. 1. arsG d
nearly So fsHs.fs0 provided tfaa
year for sseal county arn few1
read wo-f..
Askov American., 1922-08-03

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sisas sssa aases. ~ WaAs n s&~sefs
kssi " s1~sss m~1 ~ kssx 8aii~c
w,sl tkA1F a9fxAk lssss ~ ~sseil, sxSy
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~ sesss sspt szsseh ". Tssee Sss4s.
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w Az&~v tssss 4 ss<A~w Stvs< -
Si.~sSs
Askov American., 1922-08-03

Chicago. fll--Psaoe terms ztrsaay
have bsen Aecepts6 Il ttss co1nfrE-~1n
ragiwsg st-sks and forrzAs rstztcztsm
nas been assured trzrozgn Fressas1i
Hardtngs edDrts. Il was ASSERTED Sy
uer in close oniclal toGca witt the
ef.natior II wss asserted .nEi Il
snat Hus remains before rna s-r1Ks
passes into history war ths lorna Ii
esrsemens Of settlement ~ -ne raj
way sxeeussv@s so0x to meet II New
York ane DT the strike lsxssers, rn6
wIli convene in Chicago AZ tss saHsk
heas.
Askov American., 1922-08-03
FpHA o. s1ASsy

II s,uic soss, If ! dared" ssic
ss.~ snssaAiisd ,Dpny asAn " sis@ f2s
ri -ss.spnss.s ot~fst1s, ~ pfsss Ss'ass
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Askov American., 1922-08-03

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Askov American., 1922-08-03

Yosr a6sns assc 1nvsrtAsss ~ DUeaG
suSnsy n ASsAs~voc Ne ssv Dnans
$40 asas susrs4n., ~ q ss1alsy -
fses ssd kfing k<zSse tne Daefse -
pos hsve ssne gessc saAms - Ds0
t.vss. o~mnsnszste w1tG ksesEanE-
Hesmn csuSsmy, - 6ssfG lssE H.
nnsnsaeotss-
Askov American., 1922-08-03

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Askov American., 1922-08-03

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Askov American., 1922-08-03

W . Lk&a H&Ss00sD6 beos
H&sasAgsDn ~~TGs government vM
Assulr4 ta.@ dats1s ~ . gigantic asiGdie,
n.AG y&1ssnx GeaI from lie kspoSctnE
asaa@s 70 .Ae lnd1ss<.es &a1 lDaalitlss
salcn, - Eae eyex ~ s1< g~sssSs0ssnf,
E1e< IL nsDsf
Askov American., 1922-08-03
yAa4YED A&sD JAs-skD

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Askov American., 1922-08-03
hazei.se aa,aers aeasr &s~ sAsss.

sf.oz. F&s---ADxAesrf.e nsin1xs
are prepared si<hsw % ,c1ssssu@ TIE
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s towards asexsSnSos 'sk&ss1 ~
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. sas Pssssdamt MAs1s&x. TkDU4sx
seny. chsirmse ~ tbs sa.Dc
scale eommsssss. go
Askov American., 1922-08-03

American NEat ADS sr@ es{s
ic per word per 1r1SerLAar. EsG
rsgLst xetters-
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
HIS CRITICISM RATHER HASTY
Possibly Mr.. NewIywed Will Make
Discreet Inquiries Before He
Makes Another Complaint.

A few weeks ago | was invited to
dine with a couple of old schoolmates
who had been married for some time.
| was asked to bring a friend who had
also attended school with us.
The dinner looked appetiZing. and
was progressing smoothly with all Of
us in good spirits.
Suddenly, Jack, my married friend,
turned to his wife and said: "Vera,
what's the matter with these bis
cuitsT
She made some sort Of reply, where
upon he answered they were not fit
to eat that his mother could do bet
ter baking and asked who baked
them
Vera. with an injured expression,
answered: "Why, Jack, dear, your
mother sent them over this evening""
Both, | know, wished the dinner
over, and l found l had pressing
engagement directly afterward.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
CALOMEL GOOD
BUT NEXT DOSE
MAY SALWATE
1t Is Mercury, Quicksilver, Shocks
Liver and Attacks Your
Bones.

Calomel salvation Is horrible. It
sweIls the tongue, loosens the teeth
and starts rheumatism. There's no rea.
son why a person should take sicken-
ing. salivatng calOmel when a few
cents buys a large bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone-a perfect substitute for
calomel 1t is a pleasant vegetable
liquid which will start your liver just
as surely as calomel, but it doesn't
make you sick and can not salivate.
CalOmel is dangerous drug; be-
sides, it may make you feel weak, sick
and nauseated tomorrow. Don't lose
days work. Take a spoonful Of Dod-
sons Liver Tone instead and you will
wake up feeling great. No salts neces-
sary. Your druggist says if you don't
find Dodson's Liver Tone acts better
than treacherous calOmel your money
Is waiting for you.-Advertisement.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
Unworthy Son,

A certain senator. who is a close
student of American dialects, thought
he had detected from the speech of
the driver Of the coach In which he
was driving through the Yellowstone
park the region from which the reins-
man came.
You come from Missouri, do you
not?" the senator asked.
The driver pulled In his four horses,
set his brake with his foot, and turned
impressvely toward the senator
Senator" he said, my father m
mother Onct went to Missouri on a
visit. and they visited there twenty
years. During the time | was born !;
but l want to tell you right now thet
I'm no, derned MissOurian v-Har-
ppr'S Magazine.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
Mistaken Identity.

ridge High school and was proud of
her new ring bearing the school in
sigma.
The waiter at the restaurant where
she went said something that to Helen
sounded like 'Shortridge?" to which
she promptly replied, gazing at her
ring, which she supposed he had no
ticed: Yes, are you from there, too?"
Tie waiter looked bored, and then
repeated his request: "Short ribs or
roast beef f?'-Indianapolis News.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
SHE DYED A SWEATER,
SKIRT AND CHILD'S COAT
WITH "DIAMOND DYES"

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con.
talns directions SO simple any woman can
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters
coverings. draperies, hangings, everything
even if she has never dyed before. BuV
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia.
mond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot.
fade, streak, or run; Tell your druggist
wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cotton
or mixed goods.-adyertiseme
The St. Mary banner., 1922-03-11
Self Supporting.

An attorney of Los Angeles adver-
tised for a chauffeur. Some twenty
odd responded and were being ques-
toned as to qualifications, efficiency
and whether married or single. Final
ly, turning to a negro chap, he said
How about you, George; are you
married?
Quickly the negro responded:
"Naw-sir, boss, Lawsir. All makes
NAH own livin'." Judge.
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
"When the Devil Was Sick"

vSuCfi tHC Levi wac SiSh-
Two old gobs had been at odds ever
since the day of their enlistment.
They were due for discharge within
few days, when one of them was
taken seriously ill and the doctors
broke the news to him that he had
small chance to live. He summoned
his old-time enemy to his bedside.
Mac" he said plaintively. they
tells me I'm goin' to kick over If
l do, will yer fergit our fights and
sort of let bygones be bygones?'
"That'll be Alright" said Mac, In
great embarrassment.
And, Mac"-here the old gob's
voice grew w~stronger-''if l ever get
we'll and ye remind me l ever said
that, I'll knock that fat wooden block
off her shoulders"
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lk... h.s
: y s,a,' y picture made
-. =. o0at ~. mean a., that
! -. ssa picture .ssa Z, an oy my
,,, w I !, 'ls. 8. .ne picture r
~ !. ~ = " aione. NO
,- Z san =. .as. ns =.
-. y .0O'e glory
IN - 49,. - sald one Of the
-. . y. ss.aaI ~. mean = much
-. !. =. sa,d J. the Rhinoceros.
s.,,,.a y. - !ney think I'm Of
s.'.sly to- me. Only my
- Dosters-one pic
.'sh poster.
- s.s' = POS posters with lots
4 -, = j mem 4 ont nt there is
= ~ n, q. . tAe Rhinoceros,
sssss. 's's a,sos g % the poster.
4. ''as : q that attracts people
% other ut,rds 49,
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DRIVE COLDS AND DISEASE OUT
OF YOUR SYSTEM.

When the bowels or liver are clogged,
poisonous waste goes through the en-
tire system. Help Nature get rid of
this waste. Take a BONDS LIVER
PILL at the very first sign of Colds,
Fever, Headaches. etc. They are far
better than calomel and they cure
Advertisement.
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Ferocious "Hairnet."

My little nephew and | were out
walking one day when we heard a
buzzire sound in the trees. He went
curiosity killed the cat''-for the lit
tie fellow was stung severely on the
arm. told him | thought it was
hornet that had injured him.
When he returned home. his uncle,
seeing him crying, questioned him and
received this answer: "Oh. uncle,
heard buzZing noise il, tree and
one Of those hairnet things bit me-
Chicago American.
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No Retirement.

~DO you intend to retire from poll
tics?'
81 never knew anybody who did,"
replied Senator Sorghum. "A politi-
clan may have to toss his hand into
the discard and stay quiet for awhile;
but he never actually quits the
game
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Experienced

Kirk Elder-Man, I'm shocked tae
hear you're gaun tae get marrit tae
lassie O. nineteen.
Angus-Och, she's the same age as
ma first wife when / marrit her-Tit-
Bits.
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s.svs sHlsocEaos

rrcus RHlNoCEno'
]. ahInsceres, in case ans ans
\ i, snd in case ..l,sr no 0''1 7
III tell them anyway y LOT
'.dIy treated ] nave e a net. l1.
AT N sst ] like to De pet
love to be petted. ted. NOW NOV
) s,ly , people who don't don't. tntl,t hns
- ,,'' has any affection l..iul Dus
:, II s,es me. l love pe'uns PEI n,s
y, an DO anything with me
4 lind to me- .,o,t as T
~, And my keeper says nc
- : He admires a creature
= l. treated badly but :, VINO mo
|. slas, II treated well. ne ne
Y, ,u.hs to show people ina. ma.
j he greatest thing In t''e
sy I am ugly. ! am :, not a
I ssuty, but, after ALL we we
4 objects of beauty a anu
saethlng to be very prouu
4 rsd d indeed 40
i ps what that is" said the
g,eBa, from Africa, who was
nlbsr amused because OF tile
4 pAIueeeros had been giving
ksa IL said the Camels, as they
-, eheviug and moving their
side to side.
! A m" said the Indian H.
I ksutiful creature who was
kE1t eage.
I Ins Esre asleep, their paws
sseh ether and they looked
"a Is they slept. They were
Y meet lions dreams of raw
II ves not paying any atten-
~ Rhlnoceros.
4 uid the RhInoceros, II am
= Iley have used my picture
lr6es they have around town.
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Like His Verae

'The lines Of mine you have just
read are poetic picture of my
fiancee.' Poor girl! She must limp
terribly"