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The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12

On Monday, July "a, We put into
operation our canning factory. We
have "a capacity of 10000 cans, SS3
cases, day. We have growing and
ripening in the fields fine crop of
tomatoes. There is but one factor
now that hinders an assured success: /:
Our capital is too limited. This leads
to two additional statements. Every
SUBSCRIPTION should be paid up at once
and new subscriptions should come in.
Will you not help?
We ned every dollar we can get to
make the first turnover. Slothtmber:
We must can for 80 or 4tot2ewpefore
We will be able to realize befH first
return from sales DE
Help US to help Union aef n Ato a
new and better way. - hEqA
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
American Relief Workers
Headed Back Home

London, Oct. l0.-Col William B.
Haskell, director Of the activities of
the American Relief Administration
in Russia, has announced that the re-
duction, in accordance with the de-
cision of the authorities at Wash
'ngton. of the A. X. A. personnel in
NusSia has begun and that the force
of 200 Americans scattered III vari-
Gus parts of Russia will be reduced
by nearly one-half.
Many Of the IS or 30 Americans
who are to return home are in the
anime areas where adult feeding is
oeing reduced as rapidly as cond-
ions will permit.
Major Philip H. Carol, prom
nent member of the European staff,
has left London for the United States.
He comes from Hood River, Ore,
where he owns an apple ranch. He
preceded Colonel Haskell as A. r. A.
chief in Russia. He is accompanied
back home his wife and two chill
dren.
j. j. Somerville, Y. M. C. A.
worker who has been stationed for
some time past at Riga, has left that
city to return home. A number OF
Latvian notabilities, members of the
American colony, chiefs o. the Lat
Wan army and military choir and
band assembled at the station to bid
him farewell. Speeches were made
by many of the officials present and
flowers were presented to Mr.. and
Mrs. Somerville by the I.atvian Youth
Society.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Planters Return After Flood

New Orleans, Oct. 11.-Planters
who were driven from their farms and
early crops in the disastrous Missis-
sippi river flood last spring, are at
tempting to harvest what is left OF
the smaller field crops and preparing
the soil for the winter products. With
the soil rich with deposits Of the river
and with the $4,000 distribution of
seeds and plants by the Louisiana
legislature, many planters are well
en- the road to recovery.
The flood waters, which drove 10000
persons from their homes, spread over
13' parishes and caused property
damage estimated to exceed Sic, 0,O00,-
5000. The levee system, seriously
damaged by the unprecedented high
water, now is being patched at cost
of several million dollars.
The floods greatest toll was a Co
talf destruction of thousands of acres
of crops in the 4,66O square mile area
inundated. Farm buildings, imple-
ments, roads and bridges were de-
stroyed or damaged. The Red Gross
state treasury and public contribu-
tions maintained the homeless at ref
ugee camps at a cost of 5000. 900 and
returned them to their homes afte:
the waters subsidized.
Contracts for repairing OF 645 miles
OF levees in Louisiana, extending from
Vicksburg, Miss, to the gulf, blown
cut JIM four places, all for completion
OF. Che work by Feb. is, 1928, at a
cost Of S2,1s5,00O. The federal gov
crnment made available $1,7sO,OOO
from fund appropriated by congress
before the food to strengthen the then
existing levees. The quota allotted
Louisiana was augmented by $408,O0C
iaised by local taxation.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Scientists Working to
Control Hookworm Infection

San Juan, p. R., Oct. 11.-Investi
gators of the, international Health
Board Of the Rockefeller Foundation
studying the habits of the hooleworm
in Porto Rico, have ascsrtained two
things about this parasite which they
consider of great Importance. One is
that the larvae are shorter lived than
had been supposed, and the second is
that they possess only limited pow
ers of locomotion./
The scientists are located at Utuar-
do, in the heart of the coffee coun-
try. Some of them permitted them
sevles to be inoculated in order bet
ter to carry on their work. They de-
clare that a life span for the larvae
of from two to three months is prob
ably the average, except under most
favorable conditions for longevity,
Ordinarily the larvae do not move
of their own accord more than a
foot or so from their base unless they
are seized with an ambition to work
up through the soil. In this case they
can work through soil covering of
considerably more than foot. The
larvae seem to have a greater ca
pacity or inclination for altitude than
they do for cross country travel.
The studies which are now being
made were undertaken with the hope
that they would lead to improved
methods of preventing the spread of
possible infection and, while the
work has not yet been completed,
the discovery of the relatively short
life of the larvae has convinced the
Investigators that the possibility of
infection from any given locality can
be very much reduced provided new
sources of infection are not intro
duced. p"
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
STrOntxed Yeast Has Cleared My Skin
Quickly and GiorfOuslyt0

is rich with Observation-Disclosures.
This recipe Of Mature, 'Ironised
Yeast" is now being used by thou
sands OF men and women with start
ling, yet perfectly natural, results.
IL gives you yeast-vitamines-iro
lied. containiug iron in tho form in
which It exits in the human body.
It te not q mere mixture of yeast
ana iron, but Is yeast ironized, which
Is q substance all by itself. Muddi-
way to O ltly-purity which nothing
else on earth can produce. Pimples.
plackheads, spots -eruptions7 They
become practically an impossibiiity!
Rosy checks. firmer and younger
Hs,k ,oS,king, nd, skin. rose petal purity. vel
such 9 skin further beautified By
yonr fevorite cream and powder.
TO think OF It Is lovely 70 have
u a ,mSdsrn Jniracle! EsEin taking
ny All drugEists at 500 package.
each tablet g sealed: They never
lose their power. M'fd only by
Iro9ised Yeast CO.. Atlanta, Ga. Get
ready to be suppemsly happy.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Woodruff Warblings
October IN 1906

October 10, 1922.
All Of US are mighty glad to see
the nice showers, as the roads were so
dusty.
Mrs. M. E. Kennedy, who underwent
an operation at the General hospital
spartanburg, last Monday, is getting
on nicely.
: r. M. Garrett was visitor in Ashe-
vile, N. c., Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Manly visited
Mr.. and Mrs. B. B. pGossett Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell Cox visited in
Young's community last weekend.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Pauline

Colbert Smith died at his home last
Tuesday afternoon, near Mt. Lebanon
church. He was buried at MI. Leb.
anon Wednesday afternoon.
He left many friends and loved ones
TO grieve over his sad death. He had
been ill for some time.
The family has my deep sympathy
IN this dark hour.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Paul Gossett spent Saturday nigh

Paul Gossett spent Saturday night
with his sister, Mrs. Cora Lou Vim
son. a
There will be a musical concert at
Gray's school house Friday night, Oc-
tober 13. If you want to near some
good music come out.
\ The Laurens county singing con-
yention will be held at Harmony
church the fifth Sunday in October
Everybody invited to come and sing
There will be dinner on the long ta-
Bile, and preachipg at, IL o'clock.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Notice of Final Discharge
State of South Carolina,
County OF Union.

State of South Carolina,
County OF Union.
Court of Probate
Notice is hereby given, tha, on the
Goth day of October, 1929, at -
o'clock, a. m., in the Court Of Probatc
for said County, the undersigned VIII
make his final settlement as Admin
istrator of the Estate of T. Carlisle
Perrin, and that the,eupon he will ap
lly to the judge of said Court, for his
final discharge as sch Administrator.
G. c. Perrinu.
This 25th day of September, 1922.
Published in The Union Times +,
final discharge Is such Administrator
30 days. 9-2S; 16-5-i2-lJ
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
SUBSCRIPTIONS TO -
$4,000 CANNER i

NOTICE: All whose names appear
below with five stars may call upon
Paul E. Wilburn, Secretary IRE as
urer, and get their stock certificate.
The certificates are ready for de-
livery.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12

Mrs. Grace H. Harte, Chicago mt
tomey, has gone to Europe to study
renting laws and conditions in Eng
land and other countries, in the in
terest of the Chicago Tenants
League.
The Union daily times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1918-current, 1922-10-12
Ir0nized Yeast
Bri1ga Harvelous
Beauty to Skin
Science Now Proves How Com.
plexion Il Quickly Beautifed
Through the Blood

There is nothing in the world to-
day which is producing such a SEN
satton as this simple discovery!
rosy cheeks and q ravishingly beau
tiful complexion, and you have
picked out an individual whose blood
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
COMMENCEMENT At
WHEELING HOSPITAL
Eight Nurses TO Be Awarded diplomas
on wednesday Evening


The graduation exercises 81 tNo E1A'"'
otcs of nc nursc9' training srh"o' ~
80 North Wheeling hospital ME- h'
conducted Wednesday, evening ~ MS
week =, the carroll c.uh aud't"rlnh
riy', nurses and 'wo sisters wiz -
PRESENTED With their diplomas a; Ems
mo.
Hon. = 7. Conim WI deliver We "or -
mcnremcni address wh3!" the d'v.'m1
Val ~ ?r"sortcd by pr. !. L. Caldwell
member 90 the board "f directors or the
Ncr,h Wheeling hospital
Three members c' the class are
WhceIinsitcs. while on" s from Re.
'aire and the otNer four from G'"nc'".
ohio. The graduates in tho c,asS o.
i9@c arc:
sister Mary Hila Mctiu'rH. Ireland.
Sister Mary RerU"" Mar"H"y, oak
and. Md.
Agnes Tymnahv Gibbons. GlH'oc. ".
Marie Stepha0ie Drcsch'r. G'"Nro". .
Margaret Cccc.i, Bradley. New Free
port. IA.
Floss C;raco Rarnha-t. Wheeling.
Helene Anne R.us' Wh""l."=
Margaret Eleanor Michel. Wh"N,'1E.
Anna Matilda Wctcrman. Western
par. MI.
I.orcno Matilda pro0p'cman, N"w
Milton. W. Va.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22

,r object "c sympathy by the Japanese
When second and third daughter w"r"
!'nrn the r"ppi" thought that COD must
f." angr" with tn" missionary !" 50 ar
graz" T." rear daughters in Japan.
I'm china 10 gentleman Is supposed
t. So down ~ ~" same table with MS
VII" and daughter.
In India women ar" CONSIDERED low
born. aHd IN Africa they are "onsidercd
n rhHi'cls :" 10" exchanged or sold int
slavery. Women nave never been given
-" credit that Is due them. They were
ias at III" cross and first At tn" empty
lrrnh Th"y hay. been the backbone OF
t'hris;iauliy n all ages. Pnul tolls US
ihHt true religion recognizes no So.
E"'h mon an! women are cTuH! when
vUru Of Ia" Spirit
Barrier of Nationality.
sowing - an az" old controversy y
was considered a disgrace FOR J"w 10
,ninglc with :; Samaritan. tn" cause "t
his national hatred dates h""k !" tho
Tin" when moss Of II" Jews went into
Rahyiunian captivity, and Sanaria was
rol"Nized hy peoples scnt ir;p that '"uh e.
,rr toy the l.g"r'!Hr&. This created A
unuCrol race: drid Samaritan Was call
81 - dog" hy 4 jew. Tho parable Of
Ito ",;ool Samaritan" show" us nm tn
Stance Wh'l" u man r"s" above his ma
,!nrra.i;y JESUS brushes as:G" all ma
ir"nal arguments. ana leads III" woman
mind - suu"th'nE IN which they nave
a common interest.
lie tells her "f tho water of NC.
Through a physiCa! need He leads The
woman to It spiritual :h"nEht. This -
tho way "" must reach The pCOpl" to-
day. Human nature "" Will find. IS the
81 me- in al paris .? IL" EIu"H.
IF "" know Americans Thoroughly.
We viii also know ch!nam"H. W" might
differ In sup'rfirlais. such as clothing
and language. but No are fundAmcntal ~
Tho same. We ar" all children of III"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
PROMINENT EAST WHEELING MAN
MEETS HORRIBLE DEATH ON
RAIL IN TUNNEL
cKA&LES MEDER, HIS CoAUANToF
NARROWLY ESCAPES THE SAME
FATE SUNDAY FORENOON
YOUNG MEN HEARING wHEELINa
q LAKE ERIE TRAIN FAIL TO
SEE B. & o. PASSENGER

r. Philip WItzhcrScr. aged - years.
was instantly Killed yesterday morning
at 1880 o'clock when struck ny Ealti-
more and Ohio passenger train while in
the tunnel In GooSetown. Charles Mo
der. who was walking with Witzhcrger.
had q narrow escape f., IN death also.
witzbcrger and Mcdc- attended
church a. ST. JoSepH's cathedral to.
gether yesterday morning and decided
70 take walk after chuvCh. They walk.
ed out the B. & q. tracks toward Mt
de Cnantal As tho two crossed the
bridge leading 10 the tunnel they no
Hced n Wheeling & Lake Erie train ap-
preaching under the bridge.
The two had entered the tunnel about
twenty-five feet when Meder looked
around and saw the train approaching
He stepped 70 one side and grabbed tor
WitzberEer. but was too late. The
train had struck W!tzherSer and car
rled him away. The engineer stopped
his train and came back. believing he
had killed both men.
WitzberGer's neck and back was
broken and evidently ne never knew
what struck him. Coroner L. u. Hobbs
was called and had the body removed -
rho Bertschy undertaking parlors.
Meder's version OF the accident -
that witzberger believed az no dld. thar
tho noise OF a train they heard was from
the Wheeling & Lake Erie train. Melee
saws he did not know why he turno"
around. but ne had no more than turned
hts head and stepped 70 ono side when
the train whlzzed past him.
w1tzoergor Very Popular.
Phil" wItzberger. "a he was known.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
NAME MORE PICKETS
DEFENDANTS IN COURT
N1ne Additional Beech Bottom mon
Cited to Answer Injuncdon
violation Charges

Nine more defendants were named
Saturday n tho United StaiHa court
hero in tho injunction cAso sianI.oE
AGAINST tn" members of II" Inl'cH
Mine Workers employed ut Recon i'"' ,
tom. bringing til" tOta, number lhN"'E'''
m today To o. Is having been charge"
with Violating the Injunction issued ny
the lare Judge Aston g. Dayton h"tor".
Service has already hccn Started ~
Deputy L. s. Marshal John u. snort
All charged with violating IA" inlnnr
will ba arraiEncd hcf"r" Judge W. r.
Baker at tho TarNcrSburS term OK court
which crcrs May 81.
The - wrrN mostly n" miners. VINO
nre alleged 10 have induced. c"crc'H or
maintained p'ckcts about tn" mines or
the P!ttshurgh-Wcst virginia Coal com -
pany. near Beech Rottnm. rcSn't'nS IN
ebou. $50 mon leaving the w"rN IN IN"
mines since tho FIRST 81 the year.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22

! ship in Spirit and in truth. The world
! G"-day has It's religious barriers. We
! have the two great bodies Of Catholicism
I Protestants divided into numberle!s
sccts However, the spirit Of unity Is
on the increase. and we do not find az
Ne did some years, ago that It Is not
! minister to preach from Methodist pull
, pit Some years ago was taken TO
! task by church official in an Indiana
! church because I asked Gods blessing
cd that the other churches were not
Christian. We must make common
! spiritual truths the ground upon which
We shall meet In order to bring about
! that all His followers may be one, even
/; as He and HIS Father are one.
Barrier In stn-
Jesus recognized the fact that gin
/ the human heart. He knew that man
J could not have the same relation with
his fellow man after sin had come into
his life. A man. on trial for murder, said
! school. when Il hoy. and that when he
! came home tho other children were not
/ allowed 10 associate with him. Sin was
! the cause Of this separation. know OF
! Obtain work because he had been sent up
! for Il crime. This is unfair. but II il
| the way the world treats the sinner.
/ What shall VIC do? Give him the cold
! shoulder We want TO remove the bar
! ricr: hut how shall We do Il? We can't
! do il by assocatlng with the sinner and
/ getting down To his level. This hurts
! us both. Jesus shows us the way when
I He shows how to reach down. and
; in a spirit OF brotherhood and Kindness
! lift UP the fallen Onc. Sin puts , barrier
! between man and God God wants all
! His children to come TO Him. He always
! loves us. our relatives are spoiled by
: sin. We put up the barrier God never
: does. God sent Jesus. His only son, who
! gave His life IN order that our sins
, might We hlottcd out. Let's break down
! the barrier this morning by confessing
/ Jesus as the Son OF God and our Sew
I Jour"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
PROF, ANDREW LEITCH
or BETHANY COLLEGE
At FIRST CHRISTIAN
"BreakinE Down Barriers" Topic OF
Able Discourse at Sunday
Morning Service.
CRY w. s. sTANTON.l

'rr.,sirr !,npu Harr!'r~." W. ~"
,,.?', upon w1,,h FRO" \m@I"" i",,'i,".
80 bethany r"'I".;'. >i"'h" - fiEst 'hT'9-
tan Churrh SUuH"" U"rHinE'
In il clear. r"uN 'u,'nc manner 'ac
speaker brought to his hearers cont
pr.h.u,l," method wh"rcby the barriers
81 ,r\. nationality. religion ana s;n may
T." hr"k, d""m hE q !r"r'r ,on. 49,. ,o''
nrYlN. "f Christ:aI.t;: that ate ioU"d III
The word uf Cird.
The fourth chartcr az st Johns Eos-
poi. containing the u"rrHtiN" "f hflN'
AMI IN" woman ~ san maria. wa IN" 49,
,u:rcd s"urr" upon wlurA lr"!. Lcit'"
constructed hi, sermon
Particular emphasis "as placed upon
the fourth y..r+" Of this chapter. wh''h
reads. "Tp"u this cam" III diSrlpIcS'
and mar cll"d that II" tH!N"a with ih'
Woman. yet 40 man sa!d. W MAJ Sc"h'Si
thou? or. WAY talk"S' thou with h'r.
In substance tin" sermon follows.
'Th;% IS Il wonderful! well that IS re-
"n~rci 10 in this CHAPTER The PATRIARCH
Jacob. hal d'rgcd Il with his own handS
In th;S pirtur" tn" inspired writer has
given us "" sec n woman widely. hut
not favcrahly known. and man called
Jesus. whose nam" was upon every per
"Thr Conversation rha: passed be-
tween thc~" two began with a request
r"r a drinks ni water. and ended with =
sublime SrirItual discourse.
'Thc woman. being Samaritan. was
surprised that Il lew should request a
drink from her. "" even note that the
disciples mary l,"G' at This. They
though, not only of III" barrier that was
between "A Jew and a Samaritan. but
they also took into consideration tho
question Of SIX.
Barrier OF Sex.
~ tho i,mc Of thls event a woman
was not loo''d upou a. tn" equal " u
man. Roth Jews and Romans believed
/. that woman should be kept in a state Of
suhj"rti"n. and YOU will find this spirit
prevalent to-day wherever the gospel OF
christ has pot c"u" Sex equality j.
one e." IT," outstanding results "C tho
deliver, ~ ST.. go. i"l message. \ mis-
~i"rirN /" 3D. ,al. Nuus" wife bore him
a daughter "A..' 81 iIat country, was
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
ASSOCIATED CHARITIES
Directors Meet Today to Consider E5-
Enlistment OF Social Service
Exchange

Members OF tn" hoard o. directors O.:
;ha associated charities Will meet THIS
afternoon IN tho headquarters o' m"
association In the board "F trade build
.aC to consider the establishment Of a
social service exchange. which, accord
Ing to Edward G. Krrutzcr. secretary
Of the charities. declares IS much needed
In the Wheeling district.
The purpose Of the exchange IS 20 'is'
nropcrly all q srs reported to all organ'-
cations doing charity work. where other
associations Nigh; x 80 mvcS'iSat"
cases reported to them. thls simplifying
to a grca. extent the work Of rhar!;a'l"
organizations.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
1T Sale Prices!
Lifebuoy
Health Soap

Just because of the dcmonStra-
ton - which continues all this
week.
The demonstration from the fac
tory is here to show just how tn"
blend of pure red palm oil an!
snow white cocoanut oil enable
YOU to take your first step towards
a beautiful, healthy complexion.
Specially priced, this week, at
&c cake.
25c for four cakes
Acc for eight cakes
CSC for sixteen cakes
Stone / Thomas-MAlu Floor
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22

What sort Of man IL Appel?'
Put hi mwth a crowd OF men and
he's as redboodcd as anybody"
II sec"
But his wife selects his hats."-Birp
tngham Age-Hcrald.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
DAIRY OFFICERS NAKED

Officers for tho coming Year were
elected Saturday by stockholders Of the
Cluvcrdalc Dairy, as follows:
frcsidcnt-.Iohn Sup!er.
Sccrctary-Frank Buchanan.
Tr"asurcr--F W. Dorsey
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22
HE KNOWS WHEREOF HE SPEAK

!. T. Harper, il6 Navarro ST. San
Antonio. Texas writes: Il consider
Foley's Honey ard Tar absolutely the
hes, cough remedy on the market, .
know whereof | speak. having tried y
in my own family. Ny wife took p
ervero cough and at night Il VAS al
most inccssart ! gave hor a few doses
~ Tolry's Honey and Tar. ~ l''t I"
= hiIc she won't 70 sleep end "I"pt sound
" the entire night. Your rrm"dr acts
quickly and r"lier 's permanent SN'1
,\rr,Nhcre Adv
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-05-22

Phil" witzberger. "a ne was known
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-15
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Seven Days in Lii Oh
N'Yawk' Let Loose
Lot of Human Folly.
BY JESSIE HENDERSON
Special Correspondent of The Great Falls Tribune

Copyright. 1922. BY The Great Falls Tribune,
New York. May !4.-You can tell
that summer is near because here
abouts the tulips arc in fill flame and
so is the silly season. 1t is strange
how warm weather always brings out
the innate childlike phase Of New York
temperament. 1t even sets the police
men.
For example, dropping the search
for holdups and s~hakedowns. the New
York police are concentrating on pet
dogs. In one day IL women were
brought before a magistrate because
they had allowed their dogs TO scam
per unleashed through Grammercy
park. Each of the Is women. all Of
them ladies' of means and one of them
cousin to a British peer, was fined.
and two were solemnly warned of the
Nervousness of their errors.
Maybe yeggs aren't muzzled yet.
Maybe the loft burglars are still I'M
leashed. Blu no one can reproach this
town with the fact that a man-eating
toy spaniel is at large on the lilac-bor-
dered paths of the parklet.
Meet Me at Rough Guys" 49,.
And, for another example, look at
Civic Virtue-a thing which everyone
is doing even though the MacMonnies
statue has been walking on the ladies
in plain daylight for a fortnight. Just
because summer weather and a press
agent arrived at the same time, the
Rough Guy'-as we Gothamites
know him-bids fair to become a pa
tron saint of foo~lishness. Meet me at
Rough's' is what you say to your boy
friends when discussing the noon hour.
1t is what the press agent of a ballet
said TO half a dozen ladies' who put
their faith the other day in a wisp of
gauze and a nickeFs worth of adhesive
B~arefooted, bareheaded and
bare-well, anyway. they danced and
danced and danced while a crowd of
500 gathered and everyone wondered
how people get away with these things,
especially in a city where you can be
for little or nothing. Per-
on second thought, that state
is unfair. If you could be arrest
ed for little or nothing, the open air
ballet would have been run in at sight.
Improved Suicide Crime
People cannot commit suicide in ap-
proved fashion now that the thermom-
eter climbs to so and straw hats bios
on the A man who came
rom Armenia with a name like the
height of the hay fever season, de-
.ided the other afternoon that every
hing was naught. He shot at himself
md then shouted. I'm dead" from
he window. A policeman who doubted
he statement investigated, with the
'esult that the suicide, with a shoulder
wound, was sent to the hospital. 1t
developed, by the way, that You can i
,e arrested for saying you are dead
lnless you can prove it.. The suicide :
ound himself under arrest for viola