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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
TOWNSHEND.
R:rchard Corps Installation.

Ten members of Orchard Woman s
Relief corps from this village attended
the Joint installation with Wright camp
Sons of Veterans, at Newfane Saturday.
No installation of Birchard post. G. \.
r., was held as only one veteran, Henry
Carpenter. was able to be present
Il Sons enjoyed d hot dinner in the
vcstTy. The menu included baked
beans. meat hash, brown and white
bread, pies, cakes, coffee, cheese and
pickles, Meetings of the two organiZa-
tions were held after dinner, after which
the Joint installation was held in the
church parlor. Post Commander George
Bush was installing officer for the Sons
and. Mrs Margaret Nichols of BTattlr-
boro, 1pOst president, installed the Off
GERS IN pleasing manner assisted by
Mrs. Catherine Bush as conductor and
Mrs. Pierce Mrs. Belle Howe. Miss
Emma Moulton, and Miss Maud How
ard, color bearers.
Tie Relief corps officers are: Pres.
Mrs. Eva Marsh; senior vice pres, Mrs.
Della Carpenter; junior vice pres, Mrs.
Mabel Smythe; chaDlaiu, Mrs. Nellie
Miles; sec, Mrs. Addie Lawrence; treas,
Mrs Edith Cutler; conductor, Mrs. Ed
ma Hambljn; asst. con-. Mrs Ada Per
Elrs: guard, Miss Emma MoultOn; asst.
Guard, Mrs. Alma Waite; musician, Mrs.
Florence lawson; patriotic instructor.
Yrs. Anna Bush; press correspondent,
Mrs. Norma Howard; color bearer No 1
Mrs Norma Howard: No. >. Mrs Matte
TGnney: No. 3. Mrs. Mary Maher ::
No. /. Mrs. Ida Higgins.
~ Il token Of appreciation for her
work the past year and qualification for
her acceptance of the Office for the COM
ing wear, a begonia in full blossom. in a
handsome basket. was presented to the
president, Mrs. Marsh, by Mrs Nichols
in behalf of the corps. Mrs. Marsh was
50 surprised that her response was
hrief- INIT no one there doubted her
appreciation of the gift. At the business
scSSiOp Of the corps a letter was read
from The matron at bennington Soldiers
Home expressing thanks for the large
box Of Christmas cheer sent the Home
at Christmas time. \ unanimous vote
of thanks was given the secretary. Mrs
Lawrence. for the work of packing and
sending the box also for composing the
Christmas letter which accompanied it,
\ list of the contents of the box was
read which included absorbent gauzc,
books. canned fruit. jcllicS and marina
lade, several pounds of homemade candy
and Christmas candy,app!cs and pop
corn
~ the present membership entities the
corps to another delegate to the depart
mcnt convention. Mrs. Edna Hamhlin
was elected second delegate and Mrs
Norma Howard alternate.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
WHY WOMEN GET RESPONDENT

Are not women naturally as light
hearted, brave and hopeful as men: Yes.
certainly; but a woman's organism is es-
sentially different from a man's-more
delicate. more sensitive and more exact
ing. Women in delicate health are more
dependent. more nervous. more irrita BILE
and more Respondent. When a woman
develops nervousness. sleeplcssness. back
aches, dragging-down pains and melan-
cholia she should lose no time in giving
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
a fair trial. as it Will quickly dispel such
troubles. This root and herb MEDICINE
contains no drugs and has been the stand
by of American womanhood for nearly
fifty yearS.-Advertiseme
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
The Sufferings
of a Soldier
Cold Caught In Camp Hung On
For Three Years. When
Hope Was Almost Gone
Ccrizane Brought
Relief

Mr. Gottfried Schneider. Of - Monroe
St, Pawtuc6ct, r. l., quickly answered
his countrys call, but few DAYS after
entering Camp Devens he caught a severe
cold. He says: - was accustomed to
sleeping in warm bed in a cool room, so
the cold | caught shortly after entering
camp hung on "a me. y hard dry cough
bothered me, especially in the mornings.
until about a year ago.
Il tried different remedies that were
recommended, but they did me no good.
Then a friend told me how Ccrzane had
been doing good for nearly a hundred
years, and / thought would try one more
medicine. In two days Cerizane Cough
Balsam relieved the cough that had made
me suffer for nearly three years. and the
trouble has never returned. So | saw to
the men and women Of my country. If Won
ever have a cough or cold, take Cerizane. -
Cerizane is one of the famous "Winsol''
line of remedies. 1t has been made bv
the same family, the Wilson's Of Boston,
for nmety-fve years All enterprising
druggists viii supply you
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
ITALY ELECTRIFIES
IT'S RAILROADS
High Price of Coal Drives Country to
Utilize Its Magnificent Wa
ter System.

ROME. Jan. 1S.-The fabulous prices
that Italy had to pay for coal during and
since the war has decided her to defer
no longer the use of the electric power
provided by her magnificent water sup
ply. The government proposes to begin
at once the identification of 1900 miles
Of trunk railroad lines and over G,0OO
miles OF tracks.
The whole railway system of the indus
trial provinces Of Piedmont and Lguria
viii be electrified. and zoe miles of tracks
are already in working order. Later the
lines which carry Italy's trade with Cen
trai Europe and those OF the newly re
deemed provinces. down to Fiume, viii
all come into the system.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
Rassin C. Hutchinson


BESSIE Carrie Hutchinson. II. eldest
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. c. f. Hutchin-
son died at her bone about 10 o'clock
Thursday morning, Jan. u. after an
illness Of two years with a very rare and
obscure disease of the glands for which
many specialists had been consulted.
She came whit her parents from Athol
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

\ new theory as to how ~ world
viii end is advanced by Nine Curic. the
discovcrer of radium. She declares that
the earth. instead Of getting cooler, is
steadily getting hotter as the result of
it, stores of radioactive substances.
Very little of the heat can escape through
the earth's solid crust. so one day. mil
lions of years hence, there will be an cx-
plc~iorY-radium viii blow the earth up.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
HEADACHES from Slight Colds

Laxative BROAO QUININE Tablets re-
lieve the Headache by curing the Cold \
tonic laxative and germ destroyer The
genuine bears the signature of r. w
Grove (Be sure you get BROMO.) 30c
advertisement
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

to their present home in No. district
40 4 .,~A asO. ~, e.....ase pttul
made in the hope that it might benefit
her health. She was of happy nature
patient under her long suffering. She
would have been rs years old Feb. 10
Tie faneral was held at the house Sat
nr' - 80 and the body was placed
in the tomb
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

That is about as sensible as
saying it costs more to make
goods by machinery than by
hand, because you have to
buy the machine.
Without advertising you
have to sell goods "by hand"
Just as a machine will make
ten times, or a hundred times,
as many articles as can be
made by hand; so advertising
sells ten times, or a thousand
times, as many articles as can
be sold "by hand"
For instance: A merchant
buys a stock of a certain line
Of goods. He spends a thou
sand dollars for these goods.
Occasionally some one buys
one of them, but most of his
thousand dollars stays on the
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

shelf. He must sell to make a
profit, he must sell to be able
to buy more goods, he must
make sales to stay in bust
ness.
So he divides his profit
three ways, one-third fer
himself, one-third for Adver-
Using and one-third in price
reduction for you.
His advertising sells these
goods in few days. He has
made one-third as much
profit in six days as he would
have made in six months if he
had not advertised. He has
shared his profit with you in
return for your giving him
your business.
Both of you make money;
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

health.
=. w. Barry has finished work on
tie Marlboro log job and returned home
Mrs. Pike of Brattleboro came Satur-
day to. care for her daughter-in-law. Mrs.
Lauren Pike. who was not as well the
past week but is now recovering
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

Surgeon. Market Block, Elliot St Office
hours: $50 TO $50 a. M; $50 to go, and to
p. n. Telephone Jaw.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

EDWARD R. LYNCH, III. D. Surgery a spe-
salty. Office, Park Building. Phone. $40.
Putney Road. Phone, III. Sundays by ap.
ointment onlY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. H. p. GREENE, Physician and Surgeon
Office, Bank block, Hours: 80 TO ;, and to
2. n Residence, s. Green St. Telephone
connection. Mornings aud Sundays By ap-
pointment only.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

C. R. ANDERSON, Surgeon and Physician.
Surgery a speciality. Office and residence,
Brooks House, rs Main St. Hours: After
Moons, 80 to ), evenings, to 8, except Tues
days and Fridays. Sundays by appointment
only. Phone 246.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

Spain today possesses 100000 tons of
shipping, one-half of which is now idle.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
You Get the Money

The money that spent advertise the goods you buy
you many people had the idea that goods advertised
be expensive than goods for which money
spent in advertising. -
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

". J. KANE, ID. D., Physician and Surgeon
Office, Room TO- Ullery building. Hours: s.3l
to go; $50 to 500; to 3. Office phone. 429-W
Residence, Is Frost, St., phone, ar.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

C. R. ALDRICH, N. D. Hours: 1890 to $50
to 8. Office phone, l65-W; house, 16S-R
X-ray work a speciality.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

W. K. MOVES, NJ. D., Physician and Surgeon,
Bye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Glasses fitted. Hrs
9-l2, l.30-5. Wed. and Sat. Eve. Am. Bldg.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DIR. HENRY TUCKER. Residence, u Grove
St; telephone, 2S8. Office, Leonard block
Hours: 80 to 8, and TO 5. Telephone. 2q-W
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

will be. used for the first time in this
play
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. 4. I. MILLER, Hooker block, Brattle-
horo Office hours: to 9 l 70 2. go to 5.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. G. B. HUNTER. Office at residence, West
BrattleborO. Hours: to a. m; TO 2, and
$50 TO 8 p. m. Telephone, 3I8.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

There's no use arguing, you knO10
it pays to read advertisements
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

- =. Grout remains in serious i'll
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. 3. E. WHITE, Physician and Surgeon.
Barber Building, Rooms 205 and zoo. Hours
Is and IS p. m. Office tel, INV, res, 7I7-R.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. H. L. WATERMAN. Office, III Main
Over Kuech's store. Hrs: 1903, 70. Tel. a.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

". 3. LANE, n. D, II Main St. Hours
l to } and TO 8, except Sundays. Tel 789-W
DR.. c. G. WHEELER, osteopathic Physician
10 Barber Bldg. Office hours: 10 to y and
TO 4. Treatment by appointment. Tel. 2l9- w
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

HASKINS & SCHwENR, Attorneys and Couu-
sellers at Law. Brattleboro, VI.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18

DR.. G. F. BARBER, Dentist. Union block
BratCleboro. .- r.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-01-18
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

THOMAS RICE, NJ. D. American Building.
Office hours: I-3 and 70 p.
DR.. E. L. TRACY, Physician and Surgeon. PA
Main St. Office hours: to a. m, to ) p. II. q,
to $50 p. n. Tel. 256.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
GERMAN MARKS

Germany prints 50 billion paper
marks in one week, which brings
her total circulating currency up
% 4S5 billions.
Half a thousand business firms
over there get permission to print
their own money, the government
presses not being able to print
marks as fast as they're needed.
The two doughboys who Travelled
al! over Russia, using cigar store
coupons for money should now be
able to continue their journey into
Germany.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
BIGGEST GOOSE

This should get groan from
amateur hunters who spend an oc-
casional evening admiring their
ShotgunS.
George NJ. Hogue, secretary o,
North Dakota Game and Fish beard
writes that a wild goose weighing :
% pounds was bagged in his sec
ton.
Many a hunter would rather bag
that goose than find purse OF
gold. Primitive instincts are putting
up a hard fight for survival, in some
people, and curiously often are com.
psnions OF advanced brains. II YOU
have tried hunting and fishing and
don't care for them, the primitive
m you is dying out and "the sys-
.em" is getting you in its mechani-
cal claws.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
UNCLE SANS COST

Elizabeth Bowman, 102 years old,
dies in Kentucky. She lived through
changes that must have bewilder-
cd her, especially the cost of sup
porting the gouty old gentleman,
Uncle Sam.
In 1920, year in which Elizabeth
Bowman was born, the cost of run
ming the national government was
only S2l,763,024.
Multiply that by 200 and you have
in rough figures the cost of run
ming Uncle Sans affairs in 1922.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
IO1nl
Sims /


The longer skirts are making men
round shouldered.
We can all be thankful this Thanks
giving we don't have to wash our necks
as much in winter.
Elk marks a number of congressman
who passed the tariff
Fashion note: Coal shovels will be
worn very little this winter.
Cereals" says doctor. ARE brain
food" That's food for thought.
Most men tell their wives everything
even if they don't know il.
Some of those modern flats are SO
S nah the children have to stand out in
the hall to grow
Life and hash are what you make
them.
Two robbers boarded an Ohio train,
but the porter brushed them off.
Since 1918 prices have dropped 10
times and gone up H.
London doctor urges women 90 smoke
pipes, but you cant talk with pipe
in your mouth.
In Boston mans wine blew up. The
drinks were on the house.
SO live that you think all people bet
ter than you know they are.
In these days of frantic effort to
modernize everything it is a relief TO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
Sooner
Read

Lots of times a newspaper hears OF
a good news item through someone who
asks to have it kept out of the paper
says the Waukomis Hornet.
Collect and congregate are synony-
nous, yet the church often finds that
there is a vast disparity between the
collection and the congregation says
the Hugo News.
Now that the election is over and all
settled, it is time to turn your thoughts
toward Christmas and early shopping
Perry Republican.
In addition to offeBng a number of
thrills TO those who play the game,
politics may also be said 10 be deucedly
uncertain says the Ponca City News
The Italian premier has resigned his
job. That is likely to bring on a crisis
that will boost the price of spaghetti
in every Tulsa restaurant declares the
Tulsa Tribune.
The most recent unfortunate sent to
the asylum for the insane in Texas was
probably the printer hwho had the
contract for printing the official ballots
says the Tulsa World.
People have sympathy for the under.
dog, but not for some other kinds, the
Duncon Banner says.
South Dakota electors havr wisely
voted down proposals for h hjdro.elec.
trio plant and "A state owned bank.
Neither state nor nation is organized
for business purposes. but to give the
people good government. the Ninita
journal steps forward to declare.
One thing back to pre.war prices is
Red Cross Seals.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
IMMORAL DANCES

The civilized dancing seen at the
leading social events is more i'm
moral than the hula-hula, says
Waugh MacCaughey, school official
in Honolulu.
This is true in occasional cases,
but not as general rule.
The human brain apparently is in
capable OF discussing morals with
out eXaggeration, one way or the
other. That's also true OF the discus
sions OF everything else, particu-
larry in America, nation OF ex-
tremists.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
"iOlluf"

In business deals, golf is taking the
place once held by liquor, says Vincent
L. Irce. president Of a candy company
In ST. Louis.
Where salesman would entertain
a customer with rounds of high balls in
the days before prohibition, he now is
establishing friendly relations on the
golf course"
Deaths from heart failure, due 10 over
eXertion by middle.aged IJen on the golf
course, are increasing so rapidly that
1t may not be long until golf will be as
deadly as j. Barleycorn in killing the
people who have developed a craving
for it.
VIII golf, too, be prohibited by a fu.
ture Volstead.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
The logical Big Brother
fer any boy is that boys
own father.
MR.. METAL MIKE

ks-777I-77
An uncanny new invention know
as Metal Mike" is perfected by
Elmer \. Sperry, the marine inven
tor.
Metal Mike is an automatic steer
ing device. 1t looks a lot like a
street car motorman's control box
Hook it to ships wheel and it
steers six times more accurately
than the best human wheelsman.
The Moffet, largest tanker OF the
Standard Oil fleet, recently made d
4000-iniie trip in which it was steered
almost continuously by Metal Mike.
If the ocean waves twist the ship
off her course, Metal Mike Instant
ly detects the deviation from the
route mapped out inside him before
leaving port. Automatically Mike
whirls the steering wheel and cor
rects the ships course.
When you have a device like
Metal Mike, by which a ship can
practically steer itself from San
Francisco to Hongkong, you have
about the nearest-human piece OF
machinery ever made.
It's enough TO have made skill
ed navigator like Christopher Co.
lumbus drop dead from fright.
1t makes you wonder, is there
any work we do that eventually
will not be duplicated by ma
chinery.
Metal Mike, OF course, lacks
Judgment, the most important quail
ity OF human pilot. That is, Mike
can steer a ship to destination
unless another ship gets in the
way.
Still, it would not be impossible
to improve Mikes cog-wheel braiu
so that, nearing another ship, he
automatically would steer away.
from it.
This would be just reverse OF the
selenium torpedo, which automati.
cally pursues its prey, no matter
how many twists and turns are
taken in the attempt to escape.
We recall an automatic man
that years ago toured the country
in cheap vaudeville houses. Il
walked. 1t bowed. It did many
stunts. Its operators opened It's
coat, displaying a maze of mcahin-
cry visible inside through a glass.
All went we'll until a woman,
crafty in her knowledge OF mascul-
in'ty, showed a hatpin into the au-
tomato mans leg. His career ended
with a howl.
But, at that, we wouldn't be sur
prised to wake up one OF these mar.
velous days and find genuine au-
tomato man strutting the streets
and possibly running for office.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
CHAMPION BLOCK LAYER

Dan Ruffo, laying tar-coated
wooden paving blocks in Boston.
looks up and claims he is the fast
est block layer in the world. Prob
ably he is right, for he lays block
a second, keeping II men busy
bringing blocks to him.
Add Dams name to your list Of
useful citizens, on whose toilirs
shoulders civilization is being car
ried ahead, despite public affairs.
lunatics, rogues and loafers.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
Bill

Sir ]. Rennell Rodd, in his memoirs,
gives this picture of eX-Kaiser Bill as
youth. He displayed a somewhat
boistorous geniality. 1t might crafty
certain mentality to be smitten from
behind with a tennis racquet by a fu.
ture emperor. But, on the other hand,
such qualification was qualified by the
fact that the blow could not be re.
turned
That was one Of the chief things
wrong with Bill, all through his ca.
reer-"the blow could not be return.
ed" The return blows, however, grad.
ually piled up into knockout.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17

learn horse thief was arrested in
Reading, Conn.
In Slnto Domingo, frogs borll like
dogs But that's all right a frog leads
dogs life.
II is not bad lucl; ior eat TO cross
m front of car. Not If the eat crosses
all the way.
a loose screw on the door Is worth
two in the head
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himself to Capt. Henry G. Mont
gomery.
This dog, under heavy fire hun.
dreds of times, lived through tse
var.
Olood-poisoning, due to a splinte.
blood-poisoning, due toa splutcr
tiom a stick which he retrieved in
play.
lie was rictim of uncertainty
s?in' times called fate" the cle-
merit that makes life interesting.
Man loves the unexpected, which is
probably why the future is vcilcd
tom us.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
BertonBraleys Daily Poem
TOPICS

Let's talk of cabbages and kings
Or ships or sealing-wax shoes,
Or politics motor-springs
Or almost anything you choose;--
Come on speak up-knoc, or entliuse
on Mutt and jeff, Rembrandt or Titan
The Turkish Ness, the football news,
But let's not talk OF Prohibition.
The world is full of many things,
OF books and papers to peruse
OF soap, cigars and wedding rings.
Of strikes and fights men win or loss;
Then wherefore should we speak or booze?
1t bores unto inanition
Discuss it? No sir! l refuse,
SO let's not talk of prohibition.
1t is subject brings
Into each group and then pursues
Until l simply long for wings
Which in flight may swiftly use;
/ get the willies and the blues
And quite without my own voltlon
| sigh "Out on these wouldbe stews!"
Please let's NOT talk of Prohibition!
ENVOY
Don't talk to me of Stills and "Brews"
For, frankly | state my position,
Unless my friendship YOU would lose,
Don't talk to me Of Prohibition
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-11-17
FAMOUS DOG

General Blucher. famous police
dog. served through some OF the
worst campaigns OF the war ORG
inally he was with the German
ermy but deserted and went o, sr
- the American forces. attaching