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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
M|!CHICk wins
MOUND DUEL.
Amboy Pitcher Knocks in the
Winning Run in Eleventh
Inning

Mickey Milchick won his own
game for the Allentown, N. j., team
in the Three County League on Sat-
urday afternoon. Allentown beat
Cranbury SO in eleven innings. Mil
chcik's single scored the winning
run in the final round.
Stuart of New Brunswick occu-
pied the mound for the Cranbury
team and both he and Milchick
twirled a winning brand of ball.
until Milchick's smash decided thu
struggle. Both pitchers allowed 0va
hits, but Milchick was strongest II
the pinches. -
There were two down when IT,
Amboy player came across with
winning hit. This victory puts th~
Allentown team in the RUNNING
again and representatives of the
Allentown outfit were in town yes
terday DESTROYS of acquiring two
o%utfelders and an infelder.
Milchick reports that the fans are
out strong for the first pennant in
this circuit and it is probable that
three members of the Perth Amboy
nine will be with the South Jersey
team next Saturday. Freehold,
Hamilton Square, Hightstown,
Yardville, Cranbury and Allentown
are the teams in this circuit.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
CHARLESTON SCORES 81
WIN OVER WEST AMBOYS

The Charleston representative
baseball team nosed out the West
Amboy combination of this city on
the Charleston, Staten Island
grounds yesterday afternoon by an
81 score. Errors were mainly re-
sponsible for the downfall of the
visiting team.
Stocked occupied the mound for
the West Amboys and the Charles
tor batters collected twelve hits
from his delivery. Il. Crate allowed
ten hits. Crate famed six men and
Stocked six, while the Charleston
pitcher walked uhe batter to nary a
pass issued by the visiting twirler.
Cerbi was the leading batter for
the home team, while Hamilton,
Mansfield and Stocked featured with
the stick for the West Amboys.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
CREsCENTSA ARE
DEFEATED, ga
Keasbey Team Loses to So.
Ends of Metuchen After
Leading

KEASBEY, Aug. 21.-The Keas-
hey Crescents were given another
setback yesterday afternoon at Me-
tuchen by the South Ends. The maj
score was Sd.
The local team made a good start
by getting three runs in the flrst
inning, but this lead was soon over
taken by the winners. Sullivan.
pitching for the Crescents, was
bumped for twelve hits. while Reed
hello the locals to seven bineles.
Reed was in good form. striking out
ten local batters. Jensen and ORA
bass made the longest drives OF tine
coming through with triples.
The Crescents will hold a practice
session tomorrow night on the local
field.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

fell down in the pinch. Smiths I'M
assisted double play pulled the
locals out of a hole in the eighth
and the Aquehongas made a double
play in the last half of the eighth.
Strong work in the pinch by Jen-
sen after the first two men had
reached first safely in the ninth
prevented the Aquehongas from
scoring further. These men got on
through a single and an error. bur
the southpaw famed two men and
h third batter raised an easy fly.
Game is Won
Lorenzo walked to start the ninth,
was sacrificed to second by Jensen,
after which Loeser also drew a pass.
Both men advanced on a passed ball
bag scored both The game
was over, Amboy winning 7-6.
Stretch" Burke and Paugh led
the Aquehongas with two hits
apiece, while Dzurilla featured in
sticking for Amboy. Burke also
played good ball for Tottenville in
the field, but the best showing was
made by Mike Tague at third base.
He was not scheduled to start but
w. Knott was hit in the ankle by a
batted ball before the start of the
game and could not play. Tague
handled six chances, several of the
difficult character. The fielding of
Amboy cannot be discussed, aside
from the triple and double plays.
Loeser, Lorenzo and the pitchers did
not err.
Kelly's work was satisfactory
considering the rivalry and the fact
that the crowd was about evenly
divided. The two teams probably
will clash in the third game of the
series at Tottenville. Schesler al
lowed nine hits in six and t~wo-third
innings, Jensen M in two and one
third innings. Dunn allowed eight
hits. The Amboy pitchers registered
seven s%trikeouts between them, to
three by Dunn. Dunn walked six
and the Amboy men nary
a one. The locals had six men left
on base and the Aquehongas eight.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
SH|PYARD NINE
SCORES WIN
Metuchen Team Beaten SO
on Borough Grounds Sat-
urday Afternoon

Charley "waffles' Brownmiiler
twirled the Perth Amboy Dry Dock
nine to a 6-3 victory over the rep
re~sentative team of Metuchen ON tne
latter's field. Saturday afterno m.
This victory broke the three-ga ne
losing streak of the shipy ard team
aid also broke a winning streak OF
tho borough team.
The visiting pitcher was effective
frcm the start, allowing SIX scatter.
ed hits, tanning five II walking
four. Three fast double plays We're
made by the Dry Dock nine, one
was started by Brownmiller and
two by P~ellegrine. While the play
coed, the work of p~ellegrine in TIE
sacrificed was sensational. 4he
midget infielder handled many diff
ficult chances, in 'iuding a running
catch in the fourth inning. Tague
also made a spectacular eaten in
the fifth inning.
For the home team. Ten Eyck
occupied the mound. He was wild
and ineffective throughout, good
support by his teammates in She
late innings was mainly responsible
for the checking of. the Dry Docks.
Eleven hits were collected by the
shipyard workers. six passes were
issued and four batters famed the
breeze. Thirteen Dry Dock men
were left on the bags and four tor
the home team.
Crowell, Brown and Brownmiler
were credited with eve of the Dry
Dock hits, while Ten Eyck and Noe
made two apiece for the home play
ers. The Dry Docks scored all of
their rI1pd in the Sncond and fhir1
while Metuchen scored in the third,
fifth and seventh.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
BRIEF BITS OF SPORTS
IN ALL lei

Weather conditions for the big
game here yesterday afternoon we've
ideal. Many fans in this vicinity
predicted that rain would prevent
the meeting of the two great rivals.
The Chicago Cubs received a
sweet break on Saturday afternoon,
winning an eleven inning contest
from the Giants This victory prob
ably will give the Cubs plenty of
confidence in their pennant fight.
A week from next Friday night
the first of a series of boxing shows
will be staged in Coughlin's Audi
forum in Roosevelt. This should
be of great interest to the boxing
fans of this section.
The st. Vincents, a light midget
team, defeated the Penn street Stars
IL to 3 in a recent game. Dombrow-
ski and Malazcewski were in the
points for the visitors.
The Raritan Copper Works and
South Amboy P.R.R. Y.M.C.A. base
ball teams probably will not meet
again this season, as a result of the
latter's A to 2 victory i've the In
gots in eleven innings, Saturday.
Followers of Babe Ruth who are
pulling for the Bambino to annex
the circuit swatting record of the big
leagues again this season, were Civ
en- a setback by the squirt OF Ken
Williams of the Browns on Satur-
day.
In the near future work on the
alteration of the bowling alleys at
the Argonne hotel will be started.
Great plans are being made for the
coming bowling season at this place.
Fans who attended the baseball
game or the Raritan Copper works
field, Saturday afternoon, saw a
pitcher receive a tough break. Art
Young pitching for South Amboy
knocked out a homer with q man on
first in the ninth inning and with
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

two down. The man before him
failed to touch second base, retiring
the side and the hit was worthless.
1t appears as if the fight in the
American League for the remainder
of the eason will be between New
York and st. Louis. The first divi-
sion teams in the National are close
ly punched.
From present indications the
Roosevelt Separate basketball team
will open the season about the mid
die of September. This outfit will
play Sunday night games.
Little progress has been reported
on the plan to run boxing shows in
this city during the coming winter.
The season for indoor sports is rap
idly approaching.
The knights of Columbus baseball
team of this city apparently had an
off day at Midtown, Saturday after
noon when they lost To the Micf.elin
nine by a one-sided margin.
Tomorrow night the Perth Amboy
Try DOCKS n Railway Stars will
clash in the third game of their SER
les. If Railway wins this will be the
last game between these two teams.
No announcement has been forth
coming from South Amboy recently,
regarding basketball organization
plans for the coming season. 1t was
planned to have one of the leading
teams in the county representing
South Amboy this winter.
The Landings, a light midget team
wants games with teams averaging
from ten to thirteen years of age.
Call 2O52 between 10 and II o'clock.
M. Melanson is manager of the
team.
Tom Henshaw, local second sack
er, performed with the Orange A. A.
against the Lincoln Giants, Saturday
afternoon. The Lincolns easily de-
feated the Jersey team.
Lehigh players in this contest.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

Aquelongas

*One out when winning run was
scored.
Score by innings:
Aquehongas 0 2 0 / 1 0 9 0 0-6
Amboys .... 0 0 / 0 0 4 0 0 81
Summary-Home run, Schesler.
Three base hit, Paugh. Two base
hits, Pfeiffer and Henshaw. Trip
pie play, Romer to Smith to For
man. Double play, Smith unassist-
ed; Dunn to A. Knott to Burke.
Stolen base, Pfeiffer. Sacrifice hits,
A. Knot and Jensen. Passed balls,
Lynch and Lorenzo. Struck out by
Dunn, 3; Schesler, 4; Jensen, g..
Bases on balls. off Dunn, 6: off Jen-
sen, 0; off Schesler, 0. Left on base,
Amboys, 6; Aquehongas, 8. Hits off
Schesler, 0 in 6 2-3 innings Jensen,
l in 2 1-3 innings. Umpire-Kelly.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

The by innings:
Dry Docks .... O2400 0 0 0 O-6
Metuchen 500. 00101 1 0 0-3
The summary: Double plays,
Brownmiller to Brown; Pellegrine
to Tague, to Jensen 2. Struck out
by Brownmiller 5, Ten Eyck a.
Bases on balls off Brownr1iller a,
Ten Eyck 6. Left on bases, Ann
boy IS, Metuchen 4.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
SIleridans


CNOIO Nv THNHFfbD'
Sacred Heart 0 1 0 0 0 0 2 4 x-1
Sheridans -. 0 0 3 0 l 0 0 0 %
Summary-Two base hits, Free
man. Hess, Primka, Sam, Stantln
and Jagoda. Sacrifice hit, l (Pler-
SOM. Hits off Share, Z; off Prlnl-
ka, 13. Base on balls, off Share, 81
off Primka, 0. STUCK out, by Sharo'
s; by Primka. s. Hit by pitcher
Primka, /. Double play, Pierson 10
Sam. Umpires-Fitzke and Mally.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Raritan Copper Works

The score by innings:
So Amboy :. 0 0 0 00c-i
lngots ,....... / ] 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 o.
The summary-Two-base hits.
Pierson. Bases on balls. off Young.
4; ott Applegate, =. Struck out. by
A~pplegate, II. by foung. 10. Don-
Bile play, Monaker to Wticzak. Sac.
ri6ce hits. Kochek, Segar. Hit by
pitcher. Segar and Egan. Umpire
flynn.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

The summary-Three-base nit,
Rasmussen, 2. Two-base hits. J. Da-
metsch, Bases on balls, off Wagon
hotter. 1; off McGuinness, a. Hits
off. McGuinness, 4 in Z innings;
off Donaghue, none in L inning.
Stolen bases, Kochek, Zalari, Nc
Guinness. Struck out, by Wagon
hotter, a; by McGuinness. 4. Left
on base, Maurer. 8; Lehigh, l.. Hit
by pitcher. J. Dametsch, Zalari.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Keasbev Midgcts claim Game

The Keasbey Midgets claim a
game by forfeit from the Fords
Midgets yesterday afternoon. The
local youngsters want games with
other midget teams. Write p. O.
Box 358, Fords.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Speedways
Score by innings:

S~peedways .. o 0 0 0 0 o 0 0 90
Alerts ...... 0 2 0 0 l 2 0 2 x-7
Summary-Two base hit, McGar
ry. Struck out, by Kelly, 5: Olden-
boom. 5. Bases on balls, off Kelly,
o; Oldenboom. 3. Left on base.
Speedways, 8; Alerts, Z. Stolen
base, Engle.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
X. of c..
Score by innings:

score by INNINGS:
*. of c. .... 8 0 % Q / 0 0 O. a
E. 0 2 0 0 1 0 6 2 XII
Summary-Home run. Makoski.
Three base hit, Peterson. Two base
hits, Makoski. .: Elko. Coughlin,
Donovan, Thurston and Klein.
Struck out by Thurston, Z: by Mar
tin, 3. Bases on balls. off Thurs
ton, /; Martin ..
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

The summary-Three-base nits,
Jersen, Drahass. Two-base hits, Da-
lima, Reed, Berdsall, Bradslrset,
Haley. Sacrifice hits. Tucker. Brad
street, Romer. Double plays, Reed
to Bradstreet, Reed to Drake. Base
on balls, off Sullivan, 2; off Reed, o.
Struck out, by Reed. 10; by sullivan,
). Hit by pitched ball. Grisp<rt.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Totals
West Amboys
Totals .

The summary-Three-base hits,
Flick, Preuss. Two-base hits, Huth,
Mansfield, Q; Stocked, Hamilton.
Struck out. by Crate, 6; by Stocked,
3. Bases on balls, off Stocked O.;
Crate, 1.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
TWir|s Y. N. C.A
To Victory Over Locals
In Extra Inning Game

while Apologize and Loesei made
the hits for the home team. Flynn
umpired in creditable fashion.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
LEAGUE
LEAGUE
RESULTS
National League

INV I'm
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
National League
New York, s.: Chicago, a.
Cincinnati, 10; Brooklyn, 3.
Cincinnati, 4; Brooklyn, 3 (ten
innings).
St. Louis, 0; Philadelphia, 6.
American League
New York, 7; Chicago, 5.
Cleveland, 2; Washington, 0 az
innings).
Other teams not scheduled.
International League
Buffalo, Z; Jersey City, J..
Buffalo, Z; Jersey City, 6.
Toronto, 4; Newark, 3.
Toronto, Z; Newark, 4.
Rochester, IL; Reading, 3.
Baltimore, Z; Syracuse, 3.
Baltimore, 8; Syracuse, Z.
GAMES TODAY
National League
Boston at Pittsburgh.
American League
st. Louis at Philadelphia.
Detroit at Boston.
International League
Buffalo at Jersey City.
Toronto at Newark.
Syracuse at Baltimore.
Rochester at Reading.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
|MBOYS WIN BIG GAME AFTER MAKING A DOZEN ERRORS
Woodbridge Caseys Are
Handed Severe aCinq
By Roosevelt Outfit

in the fifth, six in the seventh and
two in the eighth.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21

Lehigh players in this contest.
The box score:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Crescents

The score by innings:
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-21
Lehighs

The score by innings
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
To Reduce Dangerous
varieose Veins

@ People who have swollen veins Of
lunches should not wait until they
reach the bursting point. which
means much suffering and loss Of
time. but should at once secure
from any reliable, druggist q two.
ounce original bottle Of Moone's
Emerald Oil (full strength.
BY using this powerful yet harm.
less germicide treatment improve
ment is noticed in a few days and
by Its regular use swollen veins will
return to their normal sire and suf.
ferers will cease to worry. Moone's
Emerald Oil treatment 10 used BY
physicians and in hospitals and In
guaranteed to accomplish results or
money returned.
It reduces all kinds Of enlarged
glands. goitres and wens and is
used exclusively In many large fac.
tories as an unfailing first aid to
the injured antiseptic. Your drug
gist can supply you. At Peoples
and other good drug stores.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10

suit which Miss Mills so daringiy
had posed for on the afternoon at
the beachl.
"I don't know what to say! she
explained, blushing through her
smiles. She really did not know
what q woman 10 expected to say
in such circumstance. But she
did think he must have been Q
gentlemanly burglar, and she did
hope that the police-but was II
proper to hope that criminals. law.
breakers, night marauders, should
go unwhipped of justice7
However, they haven't caught
that loving burglar yet. and Miss
Emma T. Mills can scarcely be
blamed II she prays they never
will, can she? Yet, II they did
catch him. she would be able 10
see what sort of chap he was .
and but there 10 no answer.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
PHOTO Of GIRL
VICTIM LURES
| BUSY BURGLAR
He Sends Back Loot to Modest
Little Spinster and Writes
II Would Like to Marry You"
SHE FEARS he WAS FOOLED
Bathing Picture Was Taken at
Beach Years Ago In Mo.
ment Of Daring Adventure

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. g.
Miss Emma T. Mills is a sweet,
faced spinster who, II she ever had
q serious love affair, had long
since put it from her heart and
mind. She teaches dressmaking In
Gerry street, assuredly q proper
occupation for q spinster.
Adventure rarely entered her
life. She was placidly happy, con
tent with the quietness OF exist
ence. Things happened to otner
people, tragedies, comedies, all the
activities that go to make life q
stage. But not to her.
THE DARING MEMORY.
A few years back Miss Mills had
steeled her heart and attempted
to be genuinely daring. She went
to the beach and donned a very
pretty and rather abbreviated BATH
Ing suit--and actually had her pic
ture taken in II. But nothing, II
seemed was to come OF that either,
and Miss Mills. with maideniy
blush, tucked the picture away ana
resumed her classes in dressmaking.
80 the years passed. Last week
Miss Mills wakened one morning
to the realization that she had been
robbed. Her little apartment had
been broken into, as she slept, by a
burglar. Her handbag and severai
checks made out to her were gone.
THE LETTER COMES.
Miss Mills was all in a fluster.
The burglary was a real adventure
to her and she talked about 1t to
everyone. The detectives, who
came staring at the doors and win.
dows with well-simulated wisdom
and made elaborate notes and
looked shrewd, added to her excite
tnent.
Then, next day, came the shock
Of Miss Mills existence. 1t was a
letter, addressed to her In a strange
hand, and 1t read:
"Dear Miss Mills:
"I may be a burglar, but I am
not a check forger, SO I will be a
gentleman this time and return
your checks to you.
Yours truly,
"The Burglar, B. B. r. M.
sP. S.-If you are as pretty as
you look In the picture I would
hke to marry you.
"Your Loving Burglar"
REAL ROMANCE. .a, ..
Thus did romance come to Miss
Emma T. Mills, spinster and teacher
Of dressmaking! Her Loving Bur-
giar" had indeed returned the
checks and the handbag-but he
had kept the picture and II was
that picture Of her In q bathing
The Washington times., 1922-12-10

there win begin continuous dane.
Ing In the Ellks' bailroohn. Tickets
may bs procured at the knights
Of Columbus Hall or at the Elks
Club.
The meeting Of the council Tues
day evening was an eventful one
In the history Of the order here
In Washington. Following the
meeting there was a complimentary
dance.
Friday, Saturday mad Sunday Of
this week will be degree days for
the five local councils here. The
third degree will be rexemplified
Saturday evening In the knights Of
Columbus Hall and on Sunday aft
ernoon at 8 o'clock.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Girl Burns to Death on
Morn Set for Weddina

GREEN BAY. Wis, Dec. s.-The
wedding day Of odils Olson and
Frank Caesar. turned out TO be one
Of supreme sorrow for both fam.
lies a. q result Of the fatal burn.
ing Of the intended bride two hours
before the hour sst for the wedding
ceremony.
Miss Olson rose early to prepare
for the wedding and attempted to
start a fire In the kitchen stove by
the use Of kerosene.s The flames
,gnited her clothing. burning her to
death.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Only Ii of 100
Ever Graduate
From School

ONLY thirteen Of every 100
" children entering tho first
grade Of the public schools
remains 70 complete the twelfth
grade. or the last year Of high
school. OF 100 children enter.
ing the first grade oighty-six
reach the fifth. seventy-three
the sixth. sixty-four the sew.
enth. fifty-eight the eighth,
thirty-two the first year Of high
school. twcnty-three the second
year. seventeen the third year,
and fourteen the fourth year,
with thirteen remaining TO
graduate.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Sergeant Jasper Post
NOminates Officers

Nominations Of officers for the
coming year were made Friday
night during a meeting Of the Ser
geant Jasper Post, American Legion.
at the City Club. The election will
be held next Thursday at the post
clubrooms, 1101 z street northwest.
Those nominated were: Thomas
j. Frailey. Ralph A. Cusick. post
commander: John T. Baker, Ray.
mond N. Peck. first vice commander;
L. T. Collier. J. L. Brown. second
vice commander: Horace A. Kelly.
=. B. Thompson, J. A. Hughes.
third vice commander: Walter w.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Knights Of Columbus
Plan Oyster Roast

Friday win mark the twenty.
fourth anniversary Of the organi-
sation Of Carroll Council. Knights
Of Columbus. A special celebration
IL being arranged by James T.
Ryan. grand knight Of the council.
In the form OF q monster oyster
roast and gala dance at the ElkS
Club, sls II street northwest FRI
day evening ct 8 O'Clock.
Following the oyster roast there
will be an entertainment, carried
on by the lecturer. William Walsh.
and his COMMITTEES. At 0 O'Clock
The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Believe Man Dumped
In Open-hearth Furnace

PITTSBURGH, Dec. s.-County
detectives. investigating the disap.
pearance of Peter Seresen. report
they believe the man was was acci.
dentally dumped into an open.hearth
furnace at the Carnegie Steel Mills.
Their inquiry. they said, indicated
that Sersen. foreman Of the ore bins,
was caught under q cave-in in the
bins, was loaded into a car with the
material and dumped into the fur
mace.
The Washington times., 1922-12-10

smyth. Joseph o'Neai. historian;
Joseph Latowski. Frank Fl. Nolte.
welfare officer; Rev. Hugh Kerr
Fulton. chaplain; q. c. Guy. ser.
seant-at-arms: T. H. walsh and Ray
J. Cunningham, color bearers.
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CITATION NOTICE.

State of South Carolina, County OF
Lexington-By w. F. Hook, Es
ouire, Probate Judge.
Whereas, L. J Martin made suit 10
me. to grant him Letters Of Admin
;stration Of the Estate Of and effects
of Ella B Johnson.
These are Therefore to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred
and Creditors of the said Ella B.
Johnson, deceased that they be and
appear, before me, in the Court of
Probate, to be held at Lexington, e.
H., S. c., Cn S;h day August, 1922,
next, after publication hereof at II
o'clock in the forenoon, to show cause.
if any they have, why the said Admin
istration should not be granted.
Given under my Hand, this gath d:y
Of July, Ammo Domini 1922.
w. F. HOOK N. s.
Probate Judge Lexington Co., S. C.
Published on the 25th day Of July.
1922, in the Lexington paper, weeks.
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CITATION NOTICE

State Of South Carolina, County Of
Lexington BY George S. Drafts,
ESQUIRE, probate judge.
Whereas, Annie c. Shuler made
suit to me, to grant her Letters Of Ad-
nlinistl alton OF the Estate Of and ef-
fects of T. S. Shuler.
These are Therefore to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred
and Creditors OF the said T. S. Shu-
ler, deceased, that they be and ap-
pear. before me, in the Court Of
Probate, to be held at Lexington, c.
H., S. c., on 3rd day August, 1922,
next, after publication hereof at II
o'clock in the forenoon, to show
cause, if any they have, why the said
should not be grant
ed.
G:ren under my Hand, this 18th
day Of July, Ammo Domini, 1922.
w. F. HOOK O.. s.
Probate Judge Lexington County, S.
G..
Published on the 10Th day Of July,
1922, in the Lexington paper, , weeks.
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All Said

A shopkeeper had in his employ a
man so lazy as TO he utterly worth
less.
One day, his patie:@ Re exhausted, he
discharged him.
Will you give me a character =
asked the lazy one.
The employer sat down to write a
letter. His effort re-
suited as follows:
The bearer Of TINS letter has
worked for me one week and / an
satisfied london Telegraph.