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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
UPTON TWINS FAIL
IN 215-MILE WALK

David and George Upton, twin
brothers aged 73iand pioneers of Can
yon City, are the most disappointed
men in Hood River because Of their
| failure to realize on an ambition and
walk to the Grant county capital and
participate in the Goth anniversary of
the discovery of gold there last week
The aged twins started to walk the
215 miles. each of them trundling in
front of him a two-wheeled push cart
loaded with camping paraphernalia.
s'We had more enthusiasm than en-
durance, said David Upton, "and the
enthusiasm seemed to wane after we
had pushed our cars to The Dalles over
the Columbia River Highway. We
spent night in The Dalles and started
back home. At Rowena, | determined
to take the train. George and argued
the matter over considerably there sit
ting by the roadside, but he declined
to ride home. left him sitting on
rock watching me push my cart off
down to the railroad flag station. 1t
cost me $1.27 to ship that cart and my
sleeping outfit home on the express
car, while my fare was only Az cents.
almost wished | had listened to-
George and walked back to Hood
River"
Asked why they did not make the
trip to the eastern Oregon town by
train and stage, the twins declared
that romance of the walk and the night
camps appealed to them, and that they
were too chagrined to continue on their
way when their plans failed them.
David Upton is rug maker here. His
twin brother as record as a woodcut-
ter. He has no hesitancy in attacking
20-cord pile of wood with buck
aQu
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
BENEDICT PLAYERS
GO TO portland

A doubles team of the Benedict Ten
mis- Club, Harry 7. Dewitt and Berke-
ley H. Snow, on invitation of the Wa
verify Club, will participate in tourn-
ament at the Waverly courts Saturday
afternoon. The local club plans q
number of plays this summer between
teams of the local club and Portland
organizations.
The annual spring tournament of the
Benedicts is moving slowly. While il
was anticipated that the finals would
be reached this week, not all of the en-
trants.have played their preliminaries.
No doubles matches have yet been
played. F. A. Cram defeated S. j.
Moore. Snow won over Rocker. Hood
River bankers are not keen tennis en-
thusiasts. E. o. Blanchar defaulted to
j. H. Hazlett. Truman Butler, next
in line, also defaulted to Mr.. Hazlett.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15

The Vogt championship belt was won
from Marshall by Dumbolton, Marshall
not being present to defend his title.
Next Sunday will begin the biggest
competition ever conducted by the
club. Remember boys, an entrance
fee of 81. so letssyou in on 500 worth
of prizes to be given at the end of the
season, and they are all prizes we'll
worth working for. The competition
is to be conducted on the added target
basis which gives the low man all the
advantage in the world. Please re-
member the date, June 18. and let's
see good crowd on hand at the
grounds about 2 o'clock to start this
thing right.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
How New Market Got Name

Local folk have wondered how the
new cash market and delicatesser
store got its name. "Laurnell- IL is
a combination Of the given names Of
the wives Of proprietors, Mrs. Laura
Sailing and Mrs. Nellie Arnold.
The new market is proving very pop
ular. The delicatessen department is
a feature that is going TO result in
increased patronage. It Is said. The
cleanliness Of the market and the
kitchen in the rear has aroused praise.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Radio Puts Boys 70 Sleep

eff you want to get the children to
bed early" says E. E. Brett, "just
get radio. ''lt certainly works at
our house. The other night our four
and a half-year old son, Raymond, and
neighbor boy, Joe Naumes, were
playing around the house. / had to
leave on business and Mrs. Brett was
busy about the house. The boys were
given the head phones. Pretty soon
my wife telephoned me that she had
found the boys sound asleep on the
lounge. They had nodded off into
dreamland while listening to a con-
cert. "
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
PLANS FOR GRANGE
FOURTH PROGRESSING

Plans for a monster Fourth Of July
celebration for residents of the mid
Columbia under auspicess of Park
Grange, the largest Grange organiza-
tion Of Oregon. are progressing salts
factorily, according to. County School
Superintendent Gibson, chairman of
the committee on preparations. The
celebration. to be staged in truly old
fashioned rural style, with an orator
of the day and all of the athletic
events of time honored custom, will
be held in wooded grove in the Bar
rett district, where the Grange is
planning the construction of large
community.
Mr.. Gibson Ihas sent invitations to
all surrounding points. AS no celebra-
tion will be held in the city, urban
residents have been invited to attend,
and most families Of city residents
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Insect Destroys Vine Naples

The Experiment Station has been
asked to investigate the destruction of
vine maple groves on the headwaters
of the West Fork of Hood river. w.
J. Baker, who has a summer camp at
the confluence of the Lake Branch and
West Fork, says some kind of an in
sect is riddling the trees, which grow
in profusion in the neighborhood.
'The leaves are entirely consumed. T"
says Mr.. Baker, "and the trees will
apparently die, if thus denuded. We
fear also that the avaricious pests may
attack the wild blackberries and huck-
leberry tracts of this area. The berry
crops, unless ruined by pests, will pro-
duce thousands of gallons of fruit this
vaar -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Christian and Missionary Alliance.

Sunday School-9:45 A. NJ. II. G.
Deitz Superintendent. Preaching at ] |
A. NJ. and 7.30 P. NJ. Young peoples
meeting at $50, r. G. Samuel, Pres
Prayer meeting Thurs. at 7.30 P. NJ.
Our Motto, Cor. 80: "But of him are
ye in Christ Jesus, Who of God is made
unto us, wisdom and righteousness, and
sanctification and redemption" w. p.
Kirk, Pastor. Phone 1868. m9tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
GUN CLUB NEWS
(By III. S. Dumbolton)

Last Sunday was the beginning of
the second three months cash prize
competition, and number of the boys
did not come because they thought the
high water would prevent the shoot
ing, but they did not know that we
can do most anything if we want to,
and we did shoot even if we did have
to stop between each squad and bail
the water out of the trap house. Four
out-of-town shooters were here to try
their luck over our trap, and in spite
of wind and other difficulties the scores
were very good. The scores for the
prize shoot are as follows:
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Riverside Church

A comradeship of worship and service.
Sunday school-9:45 m.
Morning worship-11 a. m.
Young peoples meeting-7 p. m.
Sunday Evening club-7:45, Let and 3rd
Sundays November 10 March inclusive.
Midweek Bible Lecture Thursday even
ing at z 80.
Other meetings subject to special an
nouncement.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Mysterious Cruisers in Forest

Two men. A. Kelly and Thomas Del
fel, Of Seattle, have won the name,
The Mysterious Cruisers" by their
activities on the Upper West Fork Of
Hood river. The men have just broken
camp after spending two weeks cruis-
ing a body Of privately owned timber
at the edge Of the Oregon National
Forest The men declare that they
haven't the slightest conception %
what their work means. They declare
they were employed by a cruising out
ft to canvass the timber of certain
sections of land but that they did not
know for whom they were working.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
New Dodge Truck is Delivered.

The illustration above shows the first
OF the New Dodge Brothers Trucks to
be sold in Hood River County. The
Truck is of II ton capacity and was re-
Gently delivered by Bennett Brothers to
J. G. Diamond, superintendent of the
Humphrey Barton Ranch at Oak Grove.
This truck is a recent addition to the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
first Church Of chrIst. ScIentIsi

Services will be held in Church
Building, eth and Eugene, Sunday, II 90
a. m. Subject: Is the Universe. in
GLIDING Man, Evolved BY Atomic Forcei
Sunday School at IL A.. m.
Wednesday service, s p. m.
The reading room is open daily from 8
10 p. m. in the Church.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
The Baptist Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Rally
around the Sunday school. Morning
service at IL a. m. Subject, 1.-THE
Prophets" Evening service at 8 o. m.
Subject, "God Testing and Tempting?"
Junior B. Y. P. U. at 6 p. IN. Senior
B. Y. p. U. at 7 o. m. Prayer meet
ing Wednesday at 8 p. m. We will
be glad to see you come to all these
services. C. r. Delepine, Pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Iohnsen Markets Berries

]. c. johnson, the shoe man. mar
keted the districts first cherries Of the
season. OF the 0xheart variety. the
cherries were retailed at the Frasier
Grocery for Is cents per pound. The
main crop ef commercial cherries will
not be ready for the harvest for 10
days.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
s.. Mark's EplscopaI Church

Sunday school every sunday at Gas
O'Clock. Morning service win be con-
Quoted BY the men Of the church every
Sunday morning at II O'Clock. The
service win include an address and the
usual music.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15

Dodge Brothers line, which has in the
past included only passenger and light
delivery cars. Judging from the inter
est being shown, BENNETT Brothers are
OF the opinion that the truck will prove
popular. The standard Dodge Brothers
power plant is used. During the past
week Krussow Brothers of Pine Grove
bought one of these trucks.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Christian Church

Let every member cooperate in hold
ing up the attendance at every service
and prevent the summer slump. We
expect you next Lordsday at 9.45 a. m.
in Bible school. Preaching at IL a. m.
Topic, ''Soul Prosperity" Endeavor
at p. m. Preaching at s D. m. Top
ic, Life Worth While" Some special
music at both services.
j. G. Hanna, Pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
will spend the day in-the country with
the Changers.

the GrangerB.
N. Fl. Macmillan, manager of the
Grange Cooperative Store, who has
charge of arrangements for the COM
missary department of the Fourth of
July celebration to be staged under
auspices of the Park Grange. says that
preparations are being made for the
entertainment of a minimum of 1900
people at the oak-covered grove in the
Barrett district.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Mr.. PerigO Tries Cotton

J. w Perigo has an ambition to pro-
duce some cotton fiber here. Although
the plants have been tried on former
occasions, none of the bolls have ever
reached maturity. Mr.. Perigo, who
received some seed from Oklahoma,
has planted them in pots. They are
growing luxuriantly, and by late Sep
tember Mr.. Perigo expects to have a
cotton picking.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15

To all whom it NAV concerns Anv-
body holding an account against Mrs.
Ann =. Hays will address her daughter
Mrs. ". J. Putchard. Administrator.
Sherwood, ore. Box Il3. frZ7
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
Emmanuel Lutheran Church
9th&S State

Regular services at 10.45. Sunday
school at 9.45. No services the last
Sunday in June. Y. P. s. meets June
30 at p. m.
p. Hilgendorf, Pastor.
1919 Columbia st. Tel. 1913
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15
kbuuM. E Church


Sunday school 10 g. m, public wor-
ship II q. m. During the sumner
months young peoples service for wor-
chip and conference ct s ,. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15

Own a home; beautify it with trees
and flowers. See J. +. Lister at 2l4i
Cascade.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-15

"What next"-Chautauqua Grounds,
June % and "a. je22
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
coRDovA MAY DECIDE IT


 If Mr. Galen's vote in the Cordova district is as heavy as it will be elsewhere, according to reliable assurances, he will be nominated by handsome plurality.
 "A prophet is not without honor, save Ill his own country" says a wise old saw
 Surely, however, in this city and section, where loyalty to the Home Team amounts to a ligion, he will be supported by great major ity.
 Cordova is entitled to the Delegate this time, No high public official ever has been elected from this section Isn't it time to show we have good material, and that Cordova is on the political map?
 MT. Gaian did not seek the domination, or 5oina11v. He yielded to the demands of many friends. who earnestly desired efficiency at Washington and who coveted the honor for
 Community prI11.;e and civic spirit are behind the candidacy for Mir. Galen.
 Galen will go to Washington absolutely m dependent and unfettered He will be able to get results which are denied to politicians bcause of their selfish and partisan motives. Galen is seeking the Republican nomlnatlon, but his views are non-partisan and non-sec, tional in the essential issues which affect all the people alike.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
Things We Think THINGS OTHERS THINK AND WHAT WE THIN
 OF THE THINGS OTHERS THINK

man may what is good for him, but he never wants any woman to tell him what she thinks is good for him.
 There are good people in the world than bad but they don't one-tenth of the attention The wonderful thing about love is that it can make certain without having anything in his experience the belief that he port hundreddoar-a-week bride.
 If you please everybody, can't please yourself Few modern saints wear sackcoth and no devils, The greatest leaders still follow somebody
 
 Much that passes for independence is mere lmpudence small chief delights to give big orders. miniature mind is often found in a big setting Inspiration may make you jump hedge but it won't make you pound the road all day long. Every modern young man and woman thinks they will be just as free marriage before but did ever know that was?
 There are few things more impractical than practi- cal" joke.
 Another of the horrible after effects of is having to listen to of healthy young tell how hap pened that they did not get into the war.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
YOUNG AMERICA WIDE AWAKE

!" VERY week is Children's Week in Cor T dova, said a leading citizen today, when A0 reminded that the seven days, April 30 to May 6, are to be devoted throughout the Nation, to the happiness of Young America.
 That's true, and a proud saying, indeed.
 Cordova's finest exhibit, it's greatest asset, # it's children. A lad imbued with the spirit of loyalty, came into the sanctum today and earnestly announced'
 "All the Boy Scouts are for James L. Ga- lens nomination next Tuesday,
 There spoke coming man, perhaps to be some day, himself a Congressman, or Govern or ~'~F7'#RssHHss ssHHss The kids have the proper bias for the Home Team.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
PRICELESS SERVICE PLANNED

Publicity being prime essential in the de- velopment of Alaska, concerning which much is being said, James l.. Galen has a practical plan that will cost Alaskans nothing and yet will give them service of boundless scope and of far-reaching influence. He will ally himself with the newspaper correspondents, of whom there is a great corps at the national capital, and he will supply them regularly with the facts and features which every news paper is so eager to obtain, descriptive of the resources, needs and conditions in the North land.
 The avalanche'' of publicity so long need ed can be started best in this way - from ngton-and it can be done ony by real Alaskan, who knows the country, as Galen deos and every part Of it. ~
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
"ATABOY! BILLY HAYS!

HE DID TT!
 Will Hays has kicked "fatarbuckle" and all his works out of the movies.
 The Cordova Times said in an editorial on March 13
 "Mr. Will Hays is now the "arbiter elegant iarum" of the cinema production industry. That's what Henry Sienkiewicz would call him in other words, the "highcockalorum, " or supreme boss.
 ''What he says goes, and the cleaning out of the 'movies' is going to make the Aegean Stables look like a before breakfast job.
 ''The "fatarbuckles" and other monstros ities of the industry will be sent into the linn bo of forgotten things and movieland will be tumi gated and improved in every depart nent' aw
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

A fellow colyum ed says that after buying the Little Colyum new pair of shoes the opinion persists that shoe-leggers are as bad as bootleg- gers.
 About all the polish some men acquire through life is on the seat of their pants.
 A certain Cordova man says that currency has to be pretty elastic to go around his family.
 Its funny how quickly we get used to not paying the extra penny.
 Secretary Hoover's new motto: An amateur is known by the wave length he keeps.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
BONE HEADS? OR HYPoCRITEs?

The self-styled Big Four'' in the Genoa economic conference are pretending to bel tlabbergasted' by the news that Russia and Hermany have formed hard and fast alliance, each Wlplng out the war scores ant starting all anew. .-..;e $ az..4 s... ~ ], Il the allied ministers are really surprised, ,n4v ought to give up their jobs, tor m 'll;~. , case they would be initiating diplomats abom- inably. '''-~"~ ~ .'"~" Every newspaper editor in America, with brains above d goose, knew what was hap pening, in general way, at Moscow and Der lin. They also foresee the ultimate of it~-WAk'
 In all history, from earliest times down to now, where the vital economic interests of two or more world powers converge sharply at a crisis, the result is always war Preparedness, for this reason, is an imperative necessity; otherwise the nation is submerged and over~ whelemed China is example.
 "Dividing Europe into hostile camps,' said Lloyd George. Exactly so, and the business began at Versailles, when he and his Euro pean fuglemen decieved Woodrow Wilson and defeated his magnificent project for universal peace, open diplomacy and goodwill between nations-the ever blessed Thirteen Points.
 Now, the Big Head Bunch find themselves confronting a frankenstein of their own creat- ing an alliance between two powers which are in certain respects mighty, even today and they now see clearly what Woodrow Wilson saw four years ago-the prospect of the dom- ination of Europe by Russia and the Central Powers, with inexhaustible man power, tech nical leadership of the finest, and material resources comparable only to those of the Unit ed States.
 Unless Europe changes it's policy, in con- folmty with American principles of liberty and the square deal between nations, another war is looming that will make the recent one only preliminary, and again they will vail for rescue by America.
 A plague upon the pestiferous politicians!
 Secretary Hughes kept out of the Genoa conference.
 Of course! He's real statesman, and he knows that tomorrow's sun will rise.
 ''Although the American Government IS neglecting no opportunity to inform itself of the happenings at Genoa," says a Washing ton dispatch today, "officials here betray nc anxiety over developments as they affect American interests, it was said upon the high est authority today. In the view of the Admin istration, the new treaty between Russia and Germany means nothing to the United States. 7
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
EIGHT PAGES

to scatter pepper under her bed every night. She figures that if a burglar should slip in and get under burgular should slip in and get under give her chance to catch man..
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
DADS IDEA

She sang quite prettily, but her favored song was called Falling Dew" and her father couldn't stand it. He said it reminded him of the rent.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

An anxious inquirer wants to know why a rooster flaps it's wings when it crows. We'll confess that we don't know, but if any of the poul- try experts can answer this flap, per" question we're willing to print the answer. ,.-.... ,
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
NO CAUSE FOR ALARM

What are girls coming to with their modern dresses2"
 "Aw, it's just different style package" Iu,. .l.,
 "Huh?" 'Trt The goods are all right 's
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

An optimist is worker on a jot who determines that he is going tc make good at it; a pessimist is 2 loafer out of job who fears he vii be offered one.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

Of course, the short skirts must go, and every time we look out of the window we see it going.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

Just about the time that every body is convinced that the public has no money along comes a stock salesman or as o-called financial wizard" who scoops up wagon load.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
THE LOVE STORY

After a fellow has been saying it with flowers like I have" "Yes?"
 q think the girl ought to punc- tuate it with kisses"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

One of the obstacles toward getting ahead is that there are too many people who don't know how to man. age a dime, who imagine that they could manage a dollar.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

If failure is good experience, a lot of us are getting wise.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

Send the Daily Times to your' friends outside.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

Man wants but little wave length here below but wants that little long.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

When you buy admiration you are compelled to pay for it regularly if you wish to keep it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

A BATTLING GOOD REMEDY A fellow who worked in Fall River Was bothered to death with his liver; i;
 Said the Doc, what you need
 Is a shake-up at speed,
 Go purchase a second hand flivver
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

An East Side maidain lady is said
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

It is almost to the point now where the man who says he killed Taylor must prove it,
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19

ALASKA CORPORATION
 Cordova Alaska. nonAssEssA Some who have bought Stock in the Alaskataa Petroleum Company:
 Calvin C. Carpenter Mgr, MeDougaL LSouthwick Seattle Dr. E. B. Riley, Aberdeen, Wash. 1 John E. Savage, Proprietor, Hotel Butler' Seattle Theodore B. Bruener Attorney, Aberdeen, Wash > L. B. Humberger, Aberdeen Wash M R. Hickey Aberdeen Wash. -* C. A. Kosad Pres Grand Central Garage Seattle H. M. Deanty Aberdeen, Wash D. w. Miller, Aberdeen Wash, h. l. l. Kaufmann Aberdeen, Wash. G. P Ealfery, Pres, Pioneer Packing Co.,, Aberdeen Canan A. E. Lathrop, Cordova, Alaska. ":. S. K Bovves Aberdeen Wash ' .~.--. L. C. lsaacson Aberdeen, Wash. E. B. Benn., Aberdeen Wash w. L. Norris Aberdeen, Wash l. Farnham, Proprietor Hotel Atwood, Seattle .! Teddy Taylor Proprietor, Hotel Atwood, Seattle H F. Plank Mgr General Electric Co.,. Seattle Rov Worth Mgr Pacific States Electric Co., Seattle. ! T. l. Donohoe Attorney, Cordova, Alaska
 C. E. Firdning, Cordova Alaska Lee Harpoe Cape Finchinbrook Lighthouse Cordova Alaska.
 Tbe men believe that the Elaine Group it is devel oned will be money maker. They practical business
The Cordova daily times., 1922-04-19
Alaskatalla Petroleum Company
 CORPORATION
 Cordova, Alaska $ooo EssAgLE

NON-ASSESSAgLE