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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
WILL ROBERTSON GIVE WAY?

Thcro arc times when II Is very difficult TO
reconcile tho Inconsistencies OF government
with even an Intention Of being just. For In
stance
Mover In tho history Of this state has thcre
been az official, petty or grand no gravcly
charged with capital offouso or so generally
suspected Of law violation IN general az Gov. J.
H. A. Robertson At the moment he stands in
dlctcd by a grand jury for accepting n brlbc
Yet ho makes bond and scrcncly goes his
way, cllnelng to tho office no has covered with
shame, And tomorrow with this foul blot upon
him, he may order his attorney general to
bring an oustor proceeding against some county
officer charged with nothing worse than
mere failure TO enforce tho sumptuary laws,
hale said officer before grand jury when.
should be be indicted not for felony, not even
for a msdcmcanor, but merely for failure to
enforce said law tho sole penalty OF which Is
dismissal from office, hc would he Immediately
removed from office pending the determination
OF tho charges against him.
The almost impossible facts ARE that this
same Jim Robertson has had several occa-
slons during the past two three years brought
about tho suspension and later removal from
office of men not evon charged with an Of
Il nse that could send them to tho penltcntlary'
Let us consider only two, John II. Gustafson OF
Tulsa and Buck Garrett ot Carter county Both
OF these men were moved against by tho out
ragoous cahal composed OF the governor and his
delectable nttorney-goncraL Gustafson was
suspended from office by Vaccinations that
viii always stink to high heaven, The charges
against him were positively silly. Yet on tho
nero suspicion that he might be guilty ho was
suspended,
And tho governor. indicted In due form, after
tho fullest Investigation by a dlsntcrestcd grand
Jury, for taking a bribe, retrcs TO his office
in tho statehouse and continues to execute the
office OF chief mnElstratcl
n n petty officer of the state should he sus-
pended mere charge OF malfensance, why
shoud not tho chief executive be suspended IN
such circumstances now make oklahoma
notorious. her citizens blush with shame?
II the governor has taken brbo az charged
what mockory 10 permit him to remain IN Of
flee whore he can exercise his official influence
10 take moro brlbes--to corrupt even the pro-
cosses OF law as the effort is made TO bring him
20 punishment
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

My CuzZin Artle was erround at
our house for suppir today being
Hamberger stakes and things, and
there was fresh horse reddish on the
table on account of the horse red
dish man having bin erround this
aftirnoon, and 1 tasted little bit on
one corner Of a peeCe of a Ham
berger stake and 1t was so strong
my eyes got all wattery as 1 thawt
was going to cry. me thinking
Heck, good mite, that's fearse.
Wich Jest then / had ideer how
10 play IA good one on Artie. and l
sed, G that horse reddish Is week.
l Jest ate a hole tea spoon full and
got good mind to eat hole
table spoon full. that's how week it
Is. Why don't you take a tea spoon
full, Artie? l sed.
| don't eat horse reddish, II don't
taist enuff like ketchup. sed Artie,
and pop sed, All, mild horse red
dish, all my life I've bin waiting for
chance to feerllssly swallo a hole
COB OF horse reddish.
And he took the horse reddish
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
AN INSPIRING PLEDGE.

Tho first pledge John r. Iladlcy has given
.he people Of Husband we hope the last
since It IS all-lncuslvc--shoud be an inspira-
tlon to the entire voting population. Read It
carefully II was made before n mixed audi
ence at republican headquarters Wednesday
evening:
"NIcrcly tho PottlnF and holding and
filling of tho office of mayor IL not an
honor. except that it affords an opportu-
munity. n ! am elected ! shall put in
the Understanding two years OF my ltc
iu hehuf % this clty's interests ana shall
consider that I have attained no honor un-
less can come to the end OF my term with
record OF services wen done. II ! am
make this hettcr place, "a safer place IN
which 10 live, and greater city financially,
l0dustrllly ana I'm point OF siEu.'
Although the color-hoaror OF a partisan ticket,
No speaks in this simple pledge the purposes
Of a man who seeks no partisan advantage but
tho best interests ot his homo community, II
would have been impossible for him to have
more succnotly epitomized his PLATFORM! he
could not have conveyed his thoughts and pur-
noses more clearly and satisfactorily had he
written volumes.
DTo make Tulsa a better place safer place
place in which to live, ana a greater city hnan-
,IalIy and industrially" Is the purpose OF every
man. woman and child who calls 1t home In
such an ambition so clearly stated there is In
waived the constructive morality which con-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24


This should be a fairly for,u,..
Iug, accor9lng TO astroiogv NV
jupiter ana Mercury are aid in ~
are mildly adverse. ''' sh
1t is a day In which all co,s,s
i've work should prospcr grck
Both those who are I'm tho e.
professions and those who o.a,. ''Etd
thelr hands should bcnpff "Aa
this planetary rule. ''oh
Mars gives promise 10 ,rgt...
ana an VINO have ability ip t...sls.'
zeal lines. Building OF hr.dg,,. ''ah. ..
conduits will be UNUSUALLY ,.,1Indd 11ndd
Physicians and surgeons s.,'.'.',,'1 T.
extraordinarily busy durIrg ,t.' "
mainder OF the spring vG,, re-
VIII be much Illness. '''is
Judges and lawyers ae,.r ..--
under the most PROMISING a.-.....es
OF the stars. Not only v.u .ol
nave many unusual cases nI, WY
tlonal honors will come to fn,1, "''
The Influences during fH.s
iiguration are supposed To- I. .,f.o...'
latinR and invigornting. r...u, ~.
enterprises and even for aIr.rT t.F
tiative. mp
Advertising has the most r,,,,b
ing direction, ana the stan. Soon, O..
ind dicate large returns for nubf..,.l
An editor Is 10 gain h... ,I,l3,'
through some great publ. sor,l..
the seers prophcsy. '''e'
The king OF England lg sYhi,-,. q.
such sinister planetary direction ,bs,
the summer promises TO Is , ,..a.
OF many anxieties 10 the govcrr,lo,,
OF Great Britain.
Deaths In the royal circle so,,,
10 he indicated and ryr,.,r n,
famous Englishmen Will end .lr.,',
In 1922.
An unusual amount OF forofr,
travel is foreshodowod for the COM
ing summer when this country u,r
send official visitors as we'll al,
tourists. ''
Again for a member M the nrss..
dents cabinet is prognostfpaiod srI
his name is to stand out In bIstory
the seers announce.
The elevated position OF Man,
certainly indicates some sort OF mil !,
tary activity I'm the United giatet
Persons whose birthday it is have
the augury of an active year that
scores great success. They shoulI
be careful not to ovcrdO
Children born on this d3v v.,fi
probably be enterprising and ener.
getic. generous and indugfrioys
They should guard against deren.
tion. for they will bo easily led To- be-.
lieve in false friends.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

boys at school seem quite smltten
with her. Louise takes 10 as a
natural sequence in this interesting
life OF hers. but often has n thrill
Ing tale to tell her mother when dry
ing the supper dishes at night--hOw
two different boys quarreled to
carry her books, and she had to de-
eide which should have them
promising the other he might have
the books next day, or else she has
some little gift to show, presented
by a bashful sultor as she went in
or out the schoolrOom door.
Usually the gift Is a pretty marble,
or some insignificant something
found on the way TO school. but one
day she came in exceedingly happy,
Sammy Collins had given her a
nickel.
This was the occasion for a little
training. Her mother told her that
next day, without hurting Sanmy's
feelings, she must explain to him
that mother said little girls couldn't
accept money from little boys. ana
he must take the nickel back. OF
course, II he wanted to buy her a
tiny doll with 1t, or a crayon pencil
that would be all right.
Such intercourse, and such conf
dences between mother and daugh-
ter give splendid opportunity for in
stilling principles that prove bull
warks against temptation in the
future.
II mother keeps her daughters
condolences. shares her thrills. and
sends her off Friday nights to the
neighborhood party accompanied by
the young son of n respected family
with as much pride and pleasure at
II and 16 as she does at 90, It is
safe to wager that the daughter will
still confide in her when grown,
still accept her advice, and best Of
all, will retain n pure and OPEN
minded affection and respect for
boys and men that leads TO the best
typo of companionship and, in
time, to the highest type of love.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

people may APP
prove Of starting their girls out
with tho boys when they are IL
years old. hut mine isn't going to 40
much as speak to a boy, IL l can
help It, until she's 49,"
Mothers formerly had divergent
views about their daughters in re-
lation to boys. most of them leaning
to the attitude OF the woman above,
but today many have arrived at the
conclusion that holding boys off as
forbidden-fruit until girls are full
grown. has the same effect forbid
den-fruit usually has, that Of max
ing them doubly desirable and
something 20 be INDUCED in at any
price, by hook or crook.
Since parents force It to be by
crook" clandestine meetings are
the rule, deception is practiced, boys
of unrefined or unknown qualities
are cultivated and their daughters are
subjected TO far greater temptations
than could have been possible had a
reasonable amount OF selected as
ISOLATION been countenanced
There is no happier companion for
a nice little girl than a nice little
boy. II the two have been drawn
together for any reason at school or
in the Sunday school class. the
mother should show no more sur
prise. should really feel no more
surprise, II her little daughter
brings a boy friend home to play
than II she brought a girl,
Mothers OF little boys, or growing,
manly boys, are trying to rear their
sons Just as carefully. with just as
high thoughts and just az good prin-
ciples, as mothers OF girls. 1t de-
velops a boys sense for neatness for
politeness, for gentleness, to asso-
ciate with n sweet little girl, and
through their games 1t develops a
girls sense OF fair-play, OF ability
to take a few rough bumps, a
knowledge Of equality and comrade-
ship, and above all II removes that
tendency OF mystery regarding the
other sex that proves 80 fascinating
10 the curious young mind, and
shows that each Is Just n good pal,
the only difference being that boys
like rougher outdoor sports, and
read Henty instead Of Elsie Dins-
more.
There Is one mother who elects 10
take great interest IN her 9-year-old
daughters affairs" This little
daughter has that vague, wonderful
gift called charm, and all the little
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

thing and upmdumpod a hole pile o'
II on a hunk OF a Hamburger stake
and vile / was s'ill wondering
weather to say enything or not he
stuck the hole thing In his mouth
and ate Il and made one OF the
fearsest faces | ever saw him make
and reetched for his glass OF waiter
and drank it and then reetched for
mas glass and drank that suIl
making the same face and then I
quick handed him my glass to prove
l was trying to help him and le
drank that and then he wiped his
eyes with his napkin. saying Yee
gods. yee gods. And then he looked
at me as II he was going 10 say
something elts, and I quick sed,
Holey smoaks, pop, G wiz. gosh,
I ment for Artie to cat It. not YOU.
pop, @ wiz, pop, good mite, holey
smoaks.
Well then wy didcnt you warn
me in time? scd pop. and sei
Well thawt It mite of got a Little
wceker between the time l took Il
and the time you took II.
Leeve the table and wait for me
in the sitting room, sed pop.
NiCh / did.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

THE PLOWBOY.
] saw him a. train went by
4 plowhoy with a wstful eye,
And this / knew, he heard the grim,
Far, noisy city calling him,
Ana whore tho train was carrying me
I knew he dreamed some day 10 be.
knew long after we had gone
He watched our big cars fastening on,
For I had read his wistfu look
As clearly as a printed book,
And / had seen upon his face
His yearnlng for the bigger place.
Above tho whispering OF tho trees
The gentle murmurinE OF the breeze,
Tho crows "Caw!' and tho chattering birds
The lowing OF the near, herds
! know that boy, so straight and tall,
Could hear the eitys constant call
I think as oft | hurry by
That look haunts every powhoy's eye:
lie stands besides his horse and seems
10 view the city In his dreams
And this he seems TO cry aloud;
"somo day I'll join the citys crowd!r
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
TOuChStOneS of Success
From "Toucbsiones ~ Success" Copyright BY
MUCH RESPONSIBILITY. PLAYING THE
MAN, AND DOING LITTLE BETTER
LIS FKEpERIc GOss.
~ NAAah ANAHNHsN 4 ANAaAf NaA NV '
Cincinnati, Ohio.
ElnInHmIm nmI Ann Lnr


In response 10 any request for information.
as to what Influences, purposes efforts. ideas,
or experiences may have contributed to their
success" 30 men out Of a hundred, over so
years Of age would be more than likely to drop
into moody silence, so much do their lives look,
TO Themselves like utter failures
II the author of these words however were
Inquired OF, what has most conduccd 20 sustain
your purpose to mako the most Of the mcager
gifts OF your birth" ne would answer:
First-An early implanted conviction OF his
moral responsibility to God for proper use Of
whatever lowers he did possess.
Second-rhc expectation OF his friends that
he would "pluy tho man"
Thrd-Thc rugged discipline Of a ministerial
experience on tho frontier and In communities
where his profession gave no prestige and In
flucncc could be acquired by no other means
than ringing true"
Fourth-FaIlurcs enough to keep him
humble, and
. Fifth--AChieycmcnts enough to sustain his
hope OF doing a little better all the time.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
Barometer of Public Opinion
Irving 20 Get Together.

Pittsburgh operators in the btuminous coal
penscs exactly the same In New York CITY, chi
district to meet for the negotiation OF wage
scale to apply to the production in that region.
Why not? why should any disriCt--in the
Hooking valley In Indiana. or In West virginia
--bc nailed TO wage scale covering five great
states in which conditions are different?
The unions want the general scale, OF course
they would be delighted with an International
scalo--because II would insure them the highest
wages regardless Of the varying conditions sur
rounding production the country over, or the
world over.
How would tho mercantile business, for in
stance view proposition to accept scale of
rentals, clerk salaries. and general overhead eX-
penscS exactly the same In New York City, Chi
cago, Gallipolis, Ohio, Lafayette, Ind, smiths
Cross Roads, and all other localities between the
Atlantic and Mississippi?
That would be absurd, Of course, and ridicu-
would be too high for business in many places
and too low for living in many other localities
II is the same with coal production, I'm which
many things must necessarily require variations
In wages. A mine 500 miles from its market
cannot compete with one 40 miles from It's mar
ket on n universal wage scale. Freight rates.
local conditions generally, have bearing on
coal prices, just az merchandise prices are in
fuenCed by the costs OF business In widely
separated fields. The city merchant cannot
handle eggs at the same price per dozen as the
village storekeeper, who Is at the source OF sup
ply The operators who ask consideration OF
regional conditions I'm their wage scales, are
right The unions that would have no consider
alton given 10 these economic conditions, are
wrong-Chicago Journal OF Commerce.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
Prohst Story "Rcdlcnlnns >,

SAN FRANCISCO, March 29-
The story OF August Probst, former
Swiss butler at the exclusive Roll
ing Rock club, near Pittsburgh. 20
the effect that he had been Kid
mapped because OF love for a society
girl, was characterized as "redicu-
lous" by Mrs. r. Il. Mellon, whose
name Probst mentioned in his story
in New York. Mr.. and Mrs Mellon
and their son and daughter arrived
here for n short visit.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
General Ortcgn Dcnd. Renort.

SAN ANTONIO, TexaG, March 20.
General Joaquin Gonzales OrteSa,
who fought against Generals Zach
ary Taylor and Winfield Scott of
the United States army during the
Intervention of lS47, is dead at Mex
leo City, according to word reach
ing here todaY.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

II Is increasingly apparent that Mr., Secretary
Hughes intends TO collect the military expense
of our troops IN Germany whether the allies
Ike II or not, Mr. Secretary Hughes appears
20 understand that thoro never was a popular
collector. the reputation Of that gentry de-
pending on their ability to get either the money
or the chattels
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

CHICAGO, March 23.-19-year-
old Charles Schrader, who a few
months ago was liberated by cor
oners jury after shooting and kill
ing his father. today confessed, ac-
cording TO the police the murder OF
Policeman OF Harry J. Busse on jan
uarV 27.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

Al last accounts Tom owen was sttll In, but
wishing OH how ho was wishing! that he had
mover taken the plunge. And It ls also re-
ported that Thomas was praying feebly yet
pously that In some way the folks would stop
talking bank failures, pardons ana things and
begin to think about the horrible mistakes of
the Harding administration.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
Oklahoma Outbursts
By OTIS LORToN.

That Od-Tmor pushed q prophetic pencil
Whcn he wrote How the mighty have fallen
Luke McLukc who has been dead for a year
or more. s'il writes ho. paragraphs for the
Joplin Glubc.
Sign ON a Norfh Boulder bulletin board:
Many who ask Tor hard lqI0r get soft
answer.
u Is understood 'ha, sheriff Sewers O., head
ing. most OF the reception committees in OK
mulgce.
Tho Times Democrat ~ also trying 10 make
o lot uf MuskOgoc republicans look Ike political
damphoOls.
Tho wichita Eagle must think the Okmul.
gee grind jury ia just fishing picnic. 10 Won
dofs u any 'big fry wls taken In the not.
what % load must have been uftod from
sheriff Sewers when the governor voluntarily
appeared ln okmulgrc and Emriously accept
cd service"
weather Ia the porsIsicucy of some women boo
trying 10 get their husbands out in the back
yard garden.
There seems 10 bo just one visc bird rn okla
homn, and ho is the unidentified and mystorlous
man who rnppcd or nurafhIrd Of tho pot alleged
TO have been divided between Governor Rob
ertsUn, Mr.. Dennis aud this unknown wise guy.
whoever he may he his mOdostv and prCDau-
tIon seems 10 IN him for bigger Job than the
ono he now holds.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

when the race is cheerful, freck-
les don't show.
4 sweet disposition IS a sure cure
for homcliness.
Civilization has never invented
anything that surpasscs the bath
tub.
No Job a man can pick out is
more serious than being funny for
a living.
Tho taller the man, the more
trouble he has keeping his legs out
OF the way.
Fashion never fails to comb a
girls hair IN as freakish a manner
as she cuts a boys.
Hez Heck Says:
Lot us be glad that some Of our
worst sins don't show"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
Mcad II "PIngInrIsm."

Head II "Pnginrism,"
Editor World: | suppose a nt caption for
this letter would be plagiarism but that Is
not material To make hard story soft, l read
i'm your barometer OF public Opinion" Of
A. r. Sweeney, entitled political Bedfellows."
To quote part OF this article.
OF Harveys Weekly used to have to say about
Mr. Wilson and voices in the air. But the am
bassador TO London In his famous speech a week
or so ago, when he was an logged up IN royaI
garments and fun OF hands across the sea seuti-
ment and blends got or the following; Emo
were nevertheless felt TO be sure and true. They
we're in the air They enveloped beings with at
mospheric attributes which inspired wstful
couvictions' '"
Then the supposedly astute Mr.. Sweeney
scores Lodge OF the United States senate for in
fringcment OF Woodrow Wilson's language
when he said, speaking about the league OF ma
and he concludes his article, as follows.
You remember how he sneercd at Mr., VII
sons statement about "brcaking the heart Of
the world" Here is what Lodge got OF In the
senate the other day; LET as not blight or
wthcr the hope Of the world" OF course Mr..
Wilson ought 20 have an action for infringe
meut OF copyright AGAINST Lodge and Harvey
and look ought for Brother Jones, YOU know he
copyrights eycrythng no matter who writes It,
signed, A. T.. Sweeney.
/ think the gentleman, A. =. Sweeney, while
attempting 10 criticize Lodge and Brother Jones
should not In the same article do the very act
which ne charges them with doing, He evidently
Is a reader OF the Congressional Record and to
sionaI Record Maroh . ge,, the idea and uses
some OF the exact words of Mr.. Robinson, sem
ator from Arkansas upon tho subject. lie then
goes to the Congressional Record page 39SS
March s, and appropriates the thoughts OF
James \, Reed, concerning the Hands across
the sea" thcmo. But the most flagrant ana
glAring bodily lifting OF IDEAS IL found by refer.
cnce to the speech ~ Jim Reed. Congressional
Record, page 33l3, February "a, concerning
the atmospheric attributes which Inspired visit
ful conviction. To refer 10 those matters Is TO
completely satisfy tho most inquistivc.
l mean no harm, except keep seeing this
man Sweeney's name in The World so much
that have come 20 think that he lives, moves
and has his being to see his name in print, par
ticularly in The world, that II IL the hope OF his
soul. the dream OF his heart--the thing toward
which his eyes hngcr. Before he Carps at
Brother Jones and Lodge, men OF lower intellect
than he for plagiarism, let him lay aside the
Record and write something new and out OF
tho cloth OF his own original brain.
Tulsa, March 20. GEORGE G. CHANDLER.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
She Went With the Boys at Nine
by NORA COLE SKINNER

Indeed not"
calculated a very
much perturbed
mother W n @ n
asked II her lit
tie girl could go
with Mrs. Jones
little boy to the
j nior league
p ar y. I'm y
daughter Is not
ready for the
-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
THE TICKET

For Mayor
JOHN X. HADLEi.
For Auditor
MRS. FRANK SEAMAN.
For Commissioner No. !
+. T.. SHORT
For Commissioner No. .
PAUL {. MEYER
For Commissioner No.
j. NJ. ADKlSON.
For Commissioner No. 4
CHARLES HALEY.
For School Treasurer
FRANK NEWKlRK.
For Water Board-Two-Iear Term
G.. II. MCCULLOUGH.
II. l.. STANDEVEN.
For Water Board-Four-Year Term
CYRUS A. AVERY.
A. l.. FARMER.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24
Bible Thought for Today


FREE FROM WANT Tho Lord ls my shop
hcrp. I shall not wnut--rs1lm cal
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

II is uudorffood iha, sheriff Sewers u head
mulgcp.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

Sign ON a Norh Boulder bulletin board:
Many who ask for hard lquor get soft
answer.
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The HOr0scnne
Friday. March Of ,o,,

The stare incliue but do moi ,,,..-..
opt. lsiz' by Mcclure Newspa pel g,s. ~
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-24

Luke McLuko who has been dead for year
or more. s'Il writes ho. paragraphs Tor the
Joplin Glubo.