South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-12
MAN IN THE STREET

George C. White. the adluent
plumber tells ug ne is figuring on
rs ncw homes 20 be built in NIish
awake this spring That's fine.
Count that day lost whose low des-
cendinE sun. seeth not your little
bungalow begun.
Lena Sheets. republican candidate
FOR sheriff. shook hands with US four
times Friday Lem IS fast acquiring
an insight into political campaign
ing
Dr. Frank Crane saws Boys will
he boys and girls viii be girls" Make
g Kiplinges1de For boy is boy
and girl is girl and ever the twain
shan meet"
There are only three hens per
capita OF population in the United
States n this be an accurate esti-
mate. we fear we are getting some
bodys share Of the chickens and the
eggs
Mss Jane Hufferth. secretary OF
the Anti-TuberculOsis League OF the
county. IN an address before mem
hers OF the civics department OF the
Mishawaka Woman's club Thursday
afternoon. told her audience that the
News-Times had a larger circulation
than its nearest competitor OF
course everyone knows Il. but wasn't
81 sweet OF Miss HuEerth TO tell II
out loud
A man struck the lady mayor OF
Fairport. o.. and gave her a black
eye. and then ran like a turkey. It
was scurvy trick to strike a wo-
man but you have 20 credit him
with a certain shrewdness in making
q prompt getaway He was un-
doubtedly a married man.
The season is advancing II will
soon be time to sandparer elbows.
They're talking about Fred Bing-
ham for a judgeshlp. II the voters
en- other parts Of the county knew
Fred as well as everybody In Mish-
awake does they would hand him the
nomination and election on golden
platter.
II YOU have a wife and baby, a
bungalow viii mt your case If you
haven't a wife and baby get the
bungalow anyway and ask the Lord
to bless you.
A BOYS childhood never looks the
same to him after he has discovered
that some ringleted little fairy is
beginning 20 usurp his dogs place in
his affections.
Another advantage in being Just
mere man is, enc doesn't have 10
endure the ordeal OF getting a leg
broken or faiutiug in a Dollar Day
crowd as happened in Mishawaka
Friday
The sales event went over big.
when we started the Dollar Day
movement in Mishawaka nine years
aco. we little thought az the time
that other cities would emulate us
20 the extent they have done Any
way. few OF them nave been COM
PEELED to call out their entire police
force 20 handle the crowds on such
occasions. as had TO be done IN
Mishawaka friday
There's going 20 be big doings at
the Miami Country club during the
approaching season and we're going
20 be i'm on them We have at last
suocumbed TO the persistent efforts
az Harry Beamer TO have US unpack
our golf sticl5s and be on hand when
the gong sounds.
Just 21b years ago a week ago yes
tsrday the union OF England and
Scotland was ratified. Scotland has
heen satisfied preferrtng the pres
snt political arrangement 20 any pos
sibillty OF losing the English market
for Scotch whisky.
The legend that the devil will
have q vacation for 40 days will not
profoundly impress anybody It's
when one thinks he is quiet that he's
busiest.
The people who think it the bust
ness OF the government TO supply
them with all the money they want
regardless OF collateral or or their
+. solvency are certainly losing conf
dence in the Federal Reserve system.
or course. it's the politicians Job
10 make the farmer hate the banker
but we fancy one kindly banker VIII
Do Of more service 10 an industrious
farmer than Il politicians Farmers
should cultivate the acquaintance Of
rher NIishawaka bankers who arc Of
a kindly disposition.
This is tho season OF climatic sur
prises. Men. don't take 'em off vet.
ladies', q IS uot warm enough for
i1rs.
War has made Lent easy for us
SO far as meat is concerned. Vow II
sorlethirs could only be done 20 the
price Of fish
we read some nice things about
AIIshawakas water supply iu the
Jubilee number or the Trih.. but
didn't tho writer know that 60 was