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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08

The American Legion is making
plans for big dance on Friday. March
l7th--St. Patfick's Day-and their ef-
forts should be rewarded by a good
tuIn out. They have secured good
music, and there will be confetti and
streamers to add to the jollty of the
occasion. Tickets 81, no war tay.
Spectators 25c.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
THE Law ON BRIDGES

Pierre, 5. D.-Bridges and caiverts
costing over 5000 shall not only b.
constructed By coHnties and not by
townships. but must also be repaired
and maintained by the counties regard.
less Of whether the maintenance or
repair reaches 5000, according 10 an
opionion riven by Attorney General
Byron S. Payne on an inquiry from
la L. Hewitt, superintendent of high
ways OF Burke, Gregory county.
The inquiry states that it has been
the practice in Gregory county to re-
ouire political townships to do all.
bridge work if the cost is less than
S2tn, whether the work is new CON
stiuct.on OF repairs. The states at
toney, according to the inquiry, has
interpreted Section 20 of Chapter 333
OF The Session Laws of 1919, as re-
ferring to the county highway system
only and it is asked what the opinion
OF the attorney general Is in regard
to the bridges the county township are
required to construct and which is re-
CURED b. the laws of the state 10 re-
pair bridges.
The attorney general call. attention
to Section %, Chapter 333 of the .9lo
session laws, which lead;: "The duty
to construct and maintain ali bridge,
and cuivertS throughout the county
except upon the trunk highway svS-
tenn IS hereby imposed upon the board
OF county commissioners In an opin-
ion handed down on April 5, 1921.
the attorney general states: There
is broad and gene,a provision which
would seem to impose upon the coun-
ty the duty OF constructing and main
tanning ali bridges and culverts on
highways Of the county regardless of
the kind of bridge, its size and cost Of
construction, but it will be noted that
Section so of the same act provides
that whenever majority of freehold
els OF a civil township on a ma jority
OF freeholders living within a radius
of proposed location of bridge.
shall petition the county commissions
ers for the construction of bridge.
and the estimated cost exceeds 5000
the statute imposes the duty on the
county commissioners to investigate
the necessity of construction and if
the board approves the location anil
believes bridge is required, it is
made the duty Of the board to erect |
such a bridge"
Further from quoting the above the |
attorney general says: "The law per-
mlts of no other construction than |
that the county must construct all |
bridges costing more than 5000. TX. |
adopt Your construction and to take !
the view that Sections % and 30 OF |
the session laws Of 1919 apply only |
to county bridges. would mean the t
build no bridges on sec
ondary roads. Such a construction
would clearly not be warranted by /
the provisions of the highway law"
According to the opinion Section 90 |
makes it the duty of the county to I
construct and maintain all bridges
the county, that is al! I
bridges costing over 500. Repair and
must be by the county.
whether the cost IS more or less than
5000"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
YELLOWSTONE TRAIL TO
HAVE TRAVELLING BUREAU

The executive committee of the Vel
lcWstone Trail association, always
alert for something that will help the
trail, the territory through which it
travels, or the tourists, have num-
Der of new things in store for the
coming year and among them is one
that Will attract much attention and
be great benefit. 1t is the travel
ing information bureau" In the bull
letin just put out by the trail associa-
ton the following excerpt explains
the plan:
"A distinctly new feature which
the Yellowstone Trail Association will
put into operation this year is the
travelling information bureau system.
Plans and arrangements are now be-
ing worked out in the general offices
to have two automobiles in the field
along the Yellowstone Trail equipped
to give out information, data, map.;
or anything relative to the Yellow
stone Trail, to the tourists met along
the route. The cars will be painted in
Yellowstone Trail colors, and carry
the official insignia of the organization
these cars will be equipped for camp
ing out, and will visit every tourist
camp along the trail and report on the
equipment and methods in each camp
ground; the managers of the travel
ing information bureaus will camp
out every night, meeting and talking
with the tourists in the camp grounds,
giving out maps and information a.
bout the trail. The travelling bureaus
will prove mutual benefit to the
tourists and the association. The
managers Of these bureaus will also
check up the markings of the Yellow
stone Trail and remark the road
across the continent. Whenever the
travelling bureaus can be of assistance
to tourists in case of breakdown or
trouble, mixed directions or the like,
they will be instructed to help such
tourists insofar as they can he Of as
sistance. One of the travelling bur-
eaus will go east from the Twin cities
going nYdr the road to the end Of the
eastern territory; and the other will
go west from the Twin Cities to the
Pacific coast at Seattle. At the end Of
the triE at Seattle the car will i'm
mediately start back doing the same
work, always out in the field, always
talking Yellowstone Trail, checking
up the markers, meeting the Yellow
stone Trail citizenship and tourists,
giving advice and help wherever it is
asked or needed. The travelling in
formation bureaus will be part IF
the regular system Of free road in
formation bureaus now maintained in
eleven of the larger cities along the
route; and will be under the iurisdic-
tion of the information bureau depart
ment OF the association. With the
travelling bureaus working in conjunc-
tion with the permanent bureaus in
the several cities much NOR efficient
information bureau system will be es-
tablished for the field bureaus will be
able to gather much important data
which in turn can be dispensed thru
the permanent bureau after the car
leaves the territory; the cars in turn
will always be within the jurisdiction
OF one of the permanently located in
formation bureaus"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
EMMANUEL LUTH. CHURCH

Sunday School 10 o'clock a. IN.
German Preaching Service-11 a. M
1T which Holy Communion viii be Gel
ebrated. Announcements to be made
here for Friday afternoon or evening.
English Service p. m. The
Sermon will deal with a Passiontide
-.ubject.
German Mid-week Lenten services
very Wednesday at 7:30.
For wholesome all-scriptural preach
ng atterd our Lutheran services.
- I. W1nG1eR, HaGteR.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
NOTICE OF TEACHikS'
EXAMINATION

applicants will be examined at the
Nilbank court house March Il, II and
IS for the following grade Of GER
t,icate: State, First and Second
Grade and Primary. The morning ses-
Slons will open at $50 a. m. Teachers
whose certificates expire before the
end of the school term must appear
and write at this exaninaticn.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
METHODIST CHURCH

Our Ladies Aid Society will meet
at the home of Mrs. Lloyd Thirsk on
Thursday afternoon, March 9th. Every
member is urged to be present as
there is important business to tran
.Sact
The Women's Foreign Missionary
Society will give program at the
church Monday evening, Mar. 18th at
9 p. m. So. 4. al
The best of .he local talent will take
bart in this program which will be
largely musical entertainment. We
understand the ladies are arranging Il
fine program and plan to give all WHO
attend their moneys worth. Admis-
sion for adults will be 35c and child
rem l5c. The proceeds will he used
for missionary enterprises. Every ybody
come and help this worthy cause
Services for Sunday are:
Sunday School-1O A. M.
Come and spend an hour with us in
this interesting study of the Bible
Morning Worship-11 A. M.
Sermon: Goods Need of Man, and
Mans Need of God"
Ep"-orth League Devotional Meet
ine- 30 r. NJ.
'to.,ic: "My Debt to Good Book
Evening Worship-7:3O p. NJ.
Sermon: "The Right Preparation for
Il Successful Life"
Fred H. Ray, Pastor.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

Church School-10 a. m.
Morning Worship-ll a. m.
Sermon: "Visions of Encourages
nent.' Anthem: Unto Thee" Adams.
Junior Endeaeor-2 p. m.
Senior Endeavor-6:3O o. m.
Topic: Habits, Good and Bad"
Leader, MarwoOd KonOld.
Evening service-7:3O D. m.
Beginning with Sunday evening q
series Of motion pictures on the Bible
stories will be shown. The series IS
entitled "Satan's Scheme" and consists
Of four episodes Of approximately two
reels each. The first Of these episodes
is entitled Paradise Lost" and deals
with the creation of man, his tempta-
ton and fall, his expulsion from Eden
and concludes with the story of Cain
and Abel. This series of films is
highly recommended by many who.
have used the same in their churches.
These pictures should prove helpful
as we'll as interesting to the people
Of Milbank.
Music by the orchestra.
Sermon: "Sin and It's consequences
Carl p. Bast, Minister.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08

Regular meeting OF the 4. ! Auxil-
iafy Wednesday, March Is. All mem
bees are urged to attend. Ill who
have not paid their dues are asked u
do so at once. Pub Committee.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08

The WOmenS clubs OF the city have
received communication from the
General Federation of Women's Clubs
asking them to take into cons liberation
the threatened industrial warfare that
is hanging over the cointry d pos
sibility in connection with the coal
mining industry and the railroads, and
help create public opinion that will
render impossible the calamity which
is certain to follow if strikes in these
industries are put in effect. AS home
builders and household executives,
women are the principal sufferers
from these strikes, and it is well that
they call lpon both capital and labor
to come to reasonable terms and not
foist upon the country strike in ma
tional industries.
On March 3rd at the home of Mrs.
f. A, Mittelstaett the Makocha Study
Club observed Longfellow Day in the
rendition Of its program. Mrs Bleser
read a most interesting paper on "The
Life and Works Of Longfeliow:' Mrs.
Croal read ''Ihe Psalm of Life" as
representative of his shorter poems;
and Mrs. Jones rendered pleasing in
depreciation Of Iongfellow's poem,
Allah" set to music by Si.adwick.
Proceeding the main program, Mrs.
kirchner read an article on The duties,
of Geo. 3. Christian, Secretary -
President Harding.
The next meeting of the club will
be with Mrs. L. n. Saunders March
18th.
TIE Excelsior Club met with Mrs.
Riley Wednesday, February %. 4
patriotic program consisting of pa
per, February Birthdays.' by Mrs.
Prevey, a magazine article by Mrs.
Palmer and music in keeping With the
day by the club chorus, was en- 10. "a
hy ALL
At the close Of the study hour, :,
delicious lunch WAS served by the hos
tess.
On March 1st, the Excelsior CLUB
met with Mrs. Archie Palmer. The
election Of officers for the coming.
year resulted as follows:
President--Mrs. Archie Low.hian.
Y. Pres.-A1rs. Lloyd Manley.
Sec'y-Mrs. Archie Palmer.
Treas.--Miss Nellie Garvey.
Reporter-Mrs Geo. Lowth;an.
The study for the afternoon, South
Dakota was generally discussed and
excellent papers on the TOPIC were
read by Miss Hall, Mrs. Downie, Mrs.
Wylie and Mrs. Partridge. A solo by
Mrs. Phelan was very much enjoyed
The club adjourned to meet March
18th. Reporter.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
O. T. s. NOTICE

There will be iniation at the regu-
lar meeting Of Esther chapter O.E.S.
roEt Monday evening, Feb. IS. BY
order of Worthy Matron.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
SUMMER SCHOOL.

Two six weeks terms beginning
June 13 and July "a, 1922. Many
courses, excellent equipment. State
College, Brookirgs.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
Church Notices
SUNDAY. MARCH II
CHRIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH

Celebration of the Eucharist and
sermon at 1900 a. mp Rev. G. Z. Wood
of Webster, celebrant.
Church School-12:l5 D. m.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08
Auxiliary News

II A
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1922-03-08

PUBLICITY has done more to in
crease the volume of the retail sales
of merchants than all other agencies
combined. Pa.ronize our Advertisers. 1
The herald., 1922-12-14
Ole
Holiday
Spirit

20, 1927, Western Nevspaper Union. !,

!
70. 1872. Western Newspaper Union.)
IAN there be anyone who does not
polish up his holiday spirit by
reading Dickens Christmas Carol"2
Is there anyone who does not give him
self the fun Of skimming down the
slide with Bob Cratchit and laughing
at his comforter, 'three yards long, ex-
elusive Of the fringe" stream out be-
hind him like the woolly tail Of a kite?
Is there anyone who does not creep
up the cold staircase with Old Scrooge
and shiver into his dismal roo. there
to eat small and lonely bowl Of nor
ridge with the crusty old gentlemanf
Is there anyone who does not love.
Tiny Tim and his wee, brave crutchf
And Mrs. Cratchit, who can cook a
goose to beat anything thus far ac-
complished in the history Of mankindfi
And then, when we follow the Spirit
OF Christmas Past, can anyone fall to
be moved by the forlorn little figure Of
Oid Scrooge as a lad, left In lopeli.
ness at school during the HOLIDAYS,
Could anything be more pathetic?
Has anyone such astounding control
OF his feet that he can prevent them
from dancing at Mr.. Fezziwig's partyf
And where is the impossible person
who can suppress a cheer at that re-
markable gentleman's performance
with his legs7 IF such there be. 20.
mark him WELL" for he has no pleas.
ant places in his heart for these de.
nghtful humorG
And then the damsel with the "lace
tucker"i Dear me, what a chase she
gave one interested young man in
Blind Mans Buffi And how he paid
her up for 1t In a certain shadowy
corner Of the room; how he did, in
deedl But she liked II. Oh. yes. she
liked 1t very much indeed, did the dam
eel with the lace tuckeri
Then to return to the Cratchit fam.
iiy, who is there to resist the simple
toast OF Tiny Tim, a toast Of ave !
words that encompasses the hope Of |
an men:
GOD BLESS Us. EVERY ONHw
The herald., 1922-12-14
Bout Christmas

HE kindling's all cut, ana the base
u ment swept
md everything 10 where Il should
be kept
"a lessons he's most perfected.
ZOOS other things least expected:
That's my Son.
On the run
For his dad,
Bout Christmasi
! nave never to look for coat or hat.
Neither to wonder where's this or that:
NY ties hang neatly on the rack,
Ana my soiled linens in the sack.
That's my Girl,
She's pearl
For her dad,
Bout Christmas!
Ny slippers I find beside my chair.
Kind attentions for me there
At times I feel Almost a King"
SO petted DER, and everything:
That's my Wife,
Bet your life,
Dear Old Dad!"
Bout Christmas!
Woodward Pembertou.
The herald., 1922-12-14
Optical Note.

We should think the awkward part
Of wearing a monocle would be trying
to remember which eye you were sup
posed to see out Of.
The herald., 1922-12-14
No Alternative.

"You see." saic Dorothy. defending
her baby sister. "she hasn't got her
talk language yet, so she has to CRY
for things. Transcript.
The herald., 1922-12-14
RaIsIn Maeareen lee Cream.

One quart cream. cupful maca.
rooms Il doz.). Y cupful sugar, q
cupful finely chopped raisins, 1 tea
spoonful vanilla.
Heat cream In double boiler. Dry
macaroons In oven and roll. Add
macaroo0s. raisins and suRnr 10 the
cream Flavor md chin Freeza
The herald., 1922-12-14
The Southern Sahara.

The Southern Sahara.
The Kalahari desert covers fully
10000 square miles. and is part Of
the immense inner tableland Of South
Africa. with an average elevation Of
5000 feet. 1t has been called "the
Southern Sahara" and like the great
desert Of north Africa Is SCARED by
the beds Of dried-up rivers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-04-14
AN UNOFFICIAL VERDICT.

Federal Judge W. S. Kenyon has
written an article for the current
number of Public Opinion in which
he predicts ultimate failure of the
Kansas industrial court and sets forth
his reasons for holding this view. The
judge says in part:
The Kansas industrial court, aside
from any constitutional objections.
will not endure without change for
three reasons; Cd it is based on a vio-
Iation Of all previous experience both
here and abroad arising from legis-
lation prohibiting strikes; CD IL aims
TO solve a problem in human adjust
n1ent with an arbitrary and rigid jul
dicial fiat; and go it affords no safe
guards or protection to representa-
riVeS OF capital or labor who may ap-
pear before the court. In other
words. IL does not function upon the
basis of a series of principles or bill
Of elementary industrial rights which
may be invoked by any person or
corporation which may come under
the boards Jurisdiction. If the anti
strike prohibitions and penalties were
removed from the law, and an in
dustr-al code, as sanctioned by en-
lightened public opinion. Incorporated
the Kansas court would perform a
useful and permanent public service.
Coming from man who occupies
a place on the federal bench, the
judges pronouncement of course is
entitled to consideration. It almost
carries the force of a legal decision,
bur fortunately for those seeking JUS
tice- courts do not, always agree. Up
10 this time. every net OF the Kansas
tribunal, that has been resisted. has
been sustained by the courts. It will
require something more than Judge
kenyon's assertion to convince the
people of Kansas that the Court of
Industrial Relations is. or is destined
TO be, a failure.
The judge charges that the law is
in. violation OF all previous expert
ences. So are most OF the new laws
enacted. II the world relied wholly
upon past experience there would be
liftle progress.
Judge Kenyon declares that the Law
aims to solve a problem in human
adjustment with an arbitrary and
rigid judicial fiat" Observation of
the working OF our legal machinery
must lead TO the conclusion that there
is no such thing as rigid judicial
fiat
Regarding the judges contention
that the law affords no safeguards or
protection to representatives of capi-
tai or IabOr'' it may be said that af-
fording Of such protection is one of
the strongest features Of the law He
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-04-14
JUST FOLKS

q EpGAR a. GUEsT.


1t doesn't matter much be its buildings
great or small.
The home town. the home town is the best
town. after ALL
The cities OF the millions have the sun and
stars above,
But they lack the friendly faces Of the few
you've learned to love,
And with all their pomp OF riches and with
all their teeming throngs.
The heart OF man is rooted in the town
where he belongs.
There are places good TO visit, there are
cities fair to see,
There are haunts of charm and beauty
where at times it's good to be.
But the humblest little hamlet sings n
melody to some.
And no matter where they travel il is call
ing them to come:
Tho cities rise in greatness and are gay
with Caudy dress.
There is something in the home town which
no other towns possess.
The home town has a treasure which the
distance cannot gain.
1t ia there the hearts are kindest, there the
Eentlest friends remain:
It Is there mystic something seems to per
meate the air
To set the weary wanderer to wishing he
were there;
And be il great or humble. Il still holds
mankind in thrall
For the home town. the home town "a the
best town, after ALL
Copyright, 1922. By Edgar A. Guestl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-04-14
Wilson 7un1uLtyBreak Came
After TU0 Years Goodness i?
Friends of Former President Review Actions Leading
Open Discord Shown in Disavowal of Message"
Tu1uIty Presented Dinner.

it had been read and reviewed, how
ever. Mrs. Wilson saw to that.
Resentment at it at first prompted
him to issue a scathing denunciation
of it, but a policy of ignoring it was
finally adopted. after conferences with
an extremely small circle of friends,
it was said.
an underground spokesman for the
president during discussion of the
conference treaties. more trouble
arose. but the message incident in
New York Saturday night, was de-
scribed by Wilson's friends as the
last straw"
TumuIty saw Mr.. Wilson Friday,
for the first time in many weeks. his
friends said
He was ever an infrequent visitor at
the home on S street.
At the Democratic banquet in New
York, Mr.. Tumulty delivered a mes
sage, ostensibly from Mr.. Wilson, say
ing: Say to the Democrats of New
York I am ready to support any man
who stands for the salvation of Amer
lea, and the salvation of America is
justice to all classes The message
was read in conjunction with what
apparently was a boom for James M.
Cox.
1t created a sensation. as other fac
tions of the party appeared to be I'M
sympathetic with the candidacy.
Mr.. Wilson promptly wrote the New
York Times a letter stating, Il did not
send any message whatever to that
dinner. nor authorize anyone to con-
vey such message"
TumuIty responded today: 81 am
sorry. 1 surely would not have given
the message if I had not believed it
to have been authorized"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-04-14
QuestiOns-AnstUers

Q. What Is meant by the expression
next friend? J. E c.
a. In law n next friend is an adult other
than a guardian who represents in an ac-
ton another person not legally competent
to maintain a suit in his own behalf The
practice originated in England in the time
OF Edward /.
Q. How do the various races OF the
world compare to numbers? c. H.
A. The six great races OF mankind are
divided follows: Monaghan, Cos 600. 600 /;
Caucasian. 645.OOO, 900: Negro. 10000, 900:
Semitic, s1,0o0,0oo; Malayan, 100000; Red
Indian. IS. 900. 600.
Q. Did either man or beast escape IN the
Custer massacre? j. J.
A OF the men who rode into battle I'm
der Custer. no man lived to tell the tale
Of the massacre. but one horse escaped
and after its death &c was stuffed and
mounted 1t is now at Fort Riley. Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-04-14

they'll either come to one OF my Of
fees or elts call me up on the fone,
and Ill put some people in jale and
get some people out, depending on
how I feel, and Ill make so mulch
money Ill have 10 automobiles and 5
million dollers and Is dogs.
o Benny wont that be lovely,
think you're wonderful to be so ambi-
tious, sed Mary Watkins.
o. that's nuthiDg, sed- And Pubs
Simkins looked at me je1lis a vile.
and then he sed. Well Ill tell you wat
I'm going to be. I'm going to be a
candy and soda waiter store owner.
I'm going to have so meny candy and
soda waiter stores you'll always come
to one no matter witch way you wawk
and they'll all have my name on them.
and eny time you wunt to go in one
you can have watever you ~unt jest
by asking for it and showing my card
in case I'm not there.
o wont that be wonderful, thank
you ever so mulch, 1 think you're
mulch more ambitious than Benny,
sed Mary Watkins.
And she kepp on looking at him as
if he was about twice as CRATE as wat
was. me thinking. Aw, heck, darn
that guy.