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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
MADE WISE CHOICE OF WIFE
John Browns Helpmate Apparently
ideal Woman for a Man Of His
Stern Disposition.

John Brown whose body later on
lay "a-molderlng in the grave" once
described the lady who afterwards be-
came his wife as remarkably plain
but neat, Industrious and economical
girl" These latter virtues seem to
have atoned for her want of physical
charm, for he and Dianthe Lusk were
married when she was nineteen and
he was only twenty.
Dianthe was strong minded wom-
an, but she made John an excellent
wife, and their twelve years of mar
rled life-terminated by her early
death--were most happy. He was n
man of decided and violent DISPOSE
ton, and his wife is said to have pos
sessed the faculty Of getting him to
do as she wished and causing him to
believe that IT was his idea all along.
She died In 1882, twelve years after
their marriage and iuft after the birth
of their seventh child
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
TWO RICH PRINTERS BULLS"
Specimens of Work of the
INSPIRED compositor."

Postmaster General Work has two
choice specimens of typographical
errors which he keeps on his desk
handy to show to the discriminating.
Like most everybody else in the world.
Doctor Work appreciates that sort Of
thing
Both of these "bulls" occurred In
connection with printed portraits of
Doctor Work when he was appointed
to the highest position in the postal
service. One Of them bears the title
''Dr. Herbert Work, physician to the
pope Was with the late pope in his
last Illness
Evidently the inscriptions of the
two photographs got mixed up. and
nobody caught the error, on account
of the title Of doctor of both physi-
clans.
The other sample was a picture of
the postmaster general. and an In
scription which should have read
Colorado Man Appointed Postmaster
General"
But it got in like this: "Colored
Man Appointed Postmaster General"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Il: q: 8. Putnam FadGIGSS Dyes aos
NOT CHICKS TIME TO DIE
Raider of Garden Seemingly Had as
Many Lives as Has the Pro-
verbal Tammy.

My garden has flowers and fruits I'm
it; my neighbor keeps chickens. but |
do more than my share In keeping
those hens plump. My son has an air
gun, and one evening recently a fowl
foolishly met one Of the shots half
way. We were anxious to dispose of
her; we could not dream of eating
her ourselves, SO our neighbor on the
other side promised to help us ont by
lifting the chicken after dark. That
night we watched for his coming. and
growing inpatient | started out TO
help. There was my neighbor quarter
ing the ground without finding the
bird; he had a flashllght and l Ian
tern.
Across the fence came the friendly
inquiry, Anything you are looking
for?'
Like guilty consplrators we looked
up TO find the missing chicken safe in
her arms. The hen evidently had re-
covered sufficiently to find her way
home We doused oar glims and
scuttled for beds Exchange.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19

Back In 1912, when Mr.. Taft was
President, and when the gross ex-
penditures of the government were
about one-quarter of what they are
now, he became exercised and con-
cerned about the higgledy-piggledy, I'M
scientific, disorderly, grab-bag methods
by which your money was expended
for public purposes. He said then
what is equally true now, that the
activities of the national government
"are almost as varied as those of the
entire business world. The operations
of the government affect the interest
Of every person living within the
Jurisdiction of the United States. It's
organization embraces stations and
centers of work located in every city
and In many local subdivisions of the
country.
This vast organization has never
been studied in detail as one piece
of administrative mechanism. Never
have the foundations been laid for
thorough consideration of the relations
of all its parts. No comprehensive Ell
fort has been made to list its multi
farious activities or to group them
In such a way as to present clear
picture of what the government IS
doing. Never has a complete descrip-
tion been given of the agencies through
which these activities are performed
AT no time has the attempt been
made to study all of these activities
and agencies with a view to the as
signment Of each activity to the
agency best fitted for its performance
to the avoidance of duplication Of
plant and work. to the integraton OF
all administrative agencies OF the
government. so far as may ne
practicable, into a unified organization
for the most effective and economical
dispatch of public business
This extraordinary and indefensioie
situation which exists today as fully
and completely as it did when MI.
Taft portrayed il seven years ago.
came about quite naturally and simply
through our tolerance and slackness.
For years and years the government
lived and grew and extended its ac-
tivities on Santa Claus money. Its IN
come came as easily as money IN
a letter. For years and years the
national income was greater than the
expenses. Every year there was
surplus.
The government was precisely in the
position of tie Rockefellers and the
Carnegies aud the Rothschilds- lis
problem was not how 70 get money
enough TO live on, but how to spend
IFS income. II naturally got in the
way OF throwing some Of II 10 the
birds. II lived like remittance MA
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
EASY COME, EASY co

You may remember that back In the
time of the first Cleveland administra-
ton one of the problems Of public
| discussion was: "What shall be done
with the surplus?" Then there was a
change of administration and Corporal
Tanner was made commissioner OF
pensions. The whole country was
amused and had a hearty laugh when
he announced his policy: "G0d help
the surplus!" Them was the balcyon
days!
Mr.. Gilbert, the present Sndersecre-
tary Of the treasury, in an address
said:
1.-THE estimates for the year 1920
show that over a billion dollars Of eX-
penditures were authorized by the last
session of congress in addition to the
amount shown in the usual compiled
statements Of appropriations. In fact,
the practice has reached such proper
tons as to be almost a national
scandal, and it was vigorously de-
nounced in the Presidents last annual
message.
at has become the first principle
of strategy on the part of people !n-
terested In appropriations for yario1s
special purposes to frame the matter
so as 10 authorize the use of the
public funds indirectly, or in indefinite
terms. or by authorization for ey-
penditure of unexpended balances. per-
haps appropriated originally for other
purposes. or by authorization 70
divert government receipts before they
ever reach the treasury. Efforts are
made TO find general words whica 90
not speak in terms Of appropriations
and cannot be readily calculated
1.-THE last session Of the present
congress. for example, authorize adj
fftional expenditures out of balances
of prior appropriations and from re-
CENTS to the amount Of over $4,000
600, including over $500 100000 for the
shipping board The present sos
sion of congress by similar prooa IRE
takes credit for refusing Apr. ria-
tions for the shipping board bur az
rhe same time, purposes 10 authorize
the expenditure Of receipts in amounts
that may reach az high as S2o"0"--
600. BY the indefinite appropriation
for the railroad guaranty about $3.50
600 600 was in effect appropriated
without appearing in any Of the state
ments Of appropriations
You see how II goes
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Here's Good AdUice: Relieve Your
Fatigue With Sleep. Avoid Stin1ulants

other elements found in both coffee
and tea.
If you have an idea that coffee
or tea drinking may be injurious to
your health, why not stop it for a
week or so. and drink delicious,
fragrant Postum instead.
Postum is a rich, golden-browo,
pure cereal beverage. It contains
no harmful elements of any kind.
You can drink Postum as many
times a day as you or the chill
dren desire a grateful, refreshing
beverage.
Your grocer sells both forms Of Postum:
Instant Postum (n tns) made instantly in tho
cup by the addition Of boiling water. Postum
Cereal lin packages Of larger bulk, for those who
prefer to make the drink while the meal is being
prepared) made by boiling for fully 20 minuiss.
Inc, Battle Greek, Mich.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19

THERE is nothing in the world
l. so reconsructive as sound, re-
freshing sleep. During sleep the
system rids itself of the fatigue
poisons that have accumulated
during the day. The food ele-
ments are taken up by the various
tissues that require rebuilding nu-
triment.
1t is important that you get
plenty of health-bringing sleep.
Anything that interferes with your
sleep hampers and hinders you
mentally and physically.
A conmon cause of physical
weakness and mental depression is
the reaction following over-stlmu-
lation by the drug, caffeine, and
Made by Postum Cereal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
.iIiII[llIIILIIlIIILll

~ Il. / now feel line and can do nv
housework without any trouble at ali.
You can use this letter for the sake Of
others if you wish. Mrs. WELDON G.
HATFIELD, R. R. 3, Sabina, Ohio
Housewives make great mistake In
allowing themselves to become so weak
and nervous that it is well-nigh inpos-
Eble fCT them to attend to their neces-
eary household duties.
z lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
hound should be taken when you first
notice such symptoms as nervousness,
backache, weakness and irregularity. 4
Mil help you and prevent more serious
trouble. Give it fair trial. It surely
helped Mrs. Hatfield, justas ithas many,
many other women.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Chanuinu FIGURES.

what is the population of Crimson
Gulch at present?"
No telling" replied Cactus Joe.
1t was eighty-seven last night. But
II Cactus Joe is as unforgivin toward
Sam as he was when the
poker game broke up, I reckon maybe
Oy this time it's only eighty-six."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
HAD TO STAY IN
BED FOR WEEKS
Omaha Citizen Says He Is Now Rld
Of Troubles That Had Kept Him
Miserable for Years.

I was almost out of commission
when l began taking Tanlac, but 1t
has made me feel like a new man in
short time" said W. S, Meadvine,
1904 North Twenty-ninth St, Omaha,
Neb.
My liver and kidneys were out of
order and I had terrible pains I'm my
PACK and sides and was so bad off |
often had to stay In bed for two weeks
ut time.
The results got from Tanlac were
very glad surprise to me. 1t bene-
nted NE in every way and l believe
The Improvement I received will prove
lasting and feel stronger and better
than in many a day"
Tanlac IS sold by all good druggists.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Her DIPLOMACY

why is it young and pretty
widow always seems to have a better
chance with man than a girl who is
gust as young and just as pretty has?'
One reason, l think, is that a
young and pretty widow has learned
now to keep from changing the SUBJ
9ect or letting it be changed when
the man has started on it"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Inside Facts.

Alice had been to Sunday school for
The first time, and had come home
filled with information. She was over
heard to say to her six-year-old sister.
as she laid wee hand over her heart.
when you hear something wife here,
you know 1t is conscience whispering
to you."
NO such thing" responded the six
year-old; ITS just wind in your tum-
my. Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY
AS TOLD BY "BAYER"
@sayer" introduced Aspirin to the
Physicians over II
Years Ago.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unbroken package of "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gem
uine, worId-famous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over twenty-one
Advertisement.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Mo Place to Stay.

Uittle Helen breaks in on her
newly engaged sister and her beau.)
Big Sister-Why, Helen, haven't !
told you to stay In the kitchen with
Jessie till mamma comes home?
h.ten--Yes. l know; but Jessie's
sweetheart just now came. tool
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
ObeYs Orders.

Boy Scout ION right guard)
Who goes there?
Voice-Oficer Of the day.
Advance. officer of the day, and ex.
plain what you are doing out at night"
Answers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19

Mr.. Homebody--Dd you hear about
It? A footpad stopped my wife last
night and beat her up badly And all
he got for 1t was So.
Mr.. Peewee-Can you give me his
address? I might do some business
with him.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19

NESS esAiA nECk uAdIA~
ty. / was weak and
nervous and could
hardly stand on my
feet long enough to
cook a meal. / was
this way for about q
year and had tried
several medicines
and had a physician,
but to no avail. My
sister W as taking
your medicine and
finally induced me to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Where II Went

Jack Spratt could eat no fat; his
VIE could eat no lean. You see, they
spent their money for the jitney's gas
oiihe.-FresnO (Cal.) Republican.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
A Peculiar View

Howell--He has some queer IDEAS.
Powell-Yes, he believes that ne
history Of the world would have 'feh
changed if he had married different
woman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19

Poetry of love Is transformed into
prose when matrimony reaches the
paregoric stage.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Just So.

"You can't live your own life.'
"Hug?" "The butcher, the baker and
the landlord keep butting in"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
mrs. HATFIELD
| SABINA, OHIO
4 Pitiable cOndiionwhen she Began
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

cabina, Ohio.-'T took Lydia E. Pink
ans Vegetable Compound for weak
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
Complimentary.

LADY, want to see some grand pi-
amos. DO you carry them2
Clerk Madam, you flatter me
Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-19
ICuticura Talcun|
- Fasein&tinsly Fragrant -
Always Healthful|
Soap Csc, Ointment rs and Soc, Talcum 25e.

8sTRAWBERRY PLANTS, 200 best 8. SIPS;
8sveroearlng, .Sl75 per 100; fresh live plants !;
postpaid. {. r. FUTILE, Baraboo, Wis
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
IRIS FOOLISH TO SUFFER
When So Many McCOnnelsville PeO.
pie are Pointing the Way Out

You may be brave enough to
stand backache or headache or dig
ziness. But, If, in addition urina-
ton is disordered, look out! If you
don't try to fix your sick kidneys,
you may fall into the clutches OF
dangerous disease before you know
it. But, If you live more carefully
and help your kidneys with Doan's
Kidney Pills, you can stop the pains
you have and avoid future danger as
we'll. Don't experiment-use the
remedy McConnelsville people are
publicly endorsing. Read this case:
Mrs. John G.. Scott, Main ST., Nc
Connelsville, says: II have suffered
from kidney trouble ever since was
child. My kidneys never did their
work right and bothered me in every
way. At times, my back has panied
severely and often had to lie down
and rest, as the dull, nagging pains
In my back made me feel miserable.
had fainting spells and got dizzy.
I doctored and tried different medi-
cines but it was not until used
Doan's Kidney Pills, which l bought
at the Stanbery Pharmacy, that / got
any relief. I took two boxes OF
them in all and they cured me of the
trouble"
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same
that Mrs. Scott had. FOster-Mil-
burn Co.. Mfrs, Buffalo, N. X.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
FOR SALE

A good grain and stock farm In
Bloom township, 1k0 acres. Cheap
LIE sold before April 1. Water in ev-
cry field, buildings, plenty timber to
pay for-half of farm. Investigate
and then buy this one.
1872 acres IN Meigsville township,
good brick house, several barns, 9TH
Ter buildings. Fine location. Buy
this one and make money.
Double house in Malta, 6 or Z
rooms on a side. Splendid condition.
Ia money maker from rented rooms
which are 50 much in demand. Main
st.
10 room house in Malta, good con-
|ditiOn. Full lot. Fine location,
beautiful outlook. Main st.
See me when in need of any kind
|of property or fire insurance. l can
please you. List with me any kind
OF property. Have made sales in one
and two weeks, and have consum-
mated deals in less than "a hours.
See me for business.
JOHN d. BARKHURST, Ag't.
j2stf
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
OPENING OF THE SPRING TERN
AT THE 0. b. COLLEGE

The winter term at the Oberlin
Business college closed last Friday
and the spring term will open April
8, 1922. AS new classes will be
formed in all branches April 8, it is
an excellent time for new students
to enter. This is now regarded as
Ohio's foremost business college. 1t
was the first school of its kind in
Ohio to receive state recognition and
it is said to have more graduates
holding state certificates than all
other business colleges combined.
Over fifty students are taking the
business administration course put
in last year for the first.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
OAKLAND

Mrs. VIM. Mills and daughter
Ruth spent from last Saturday until
Tuesday with her daughter, Mrs.
Floyd Myers, of Duncan Falls.
Mrs. o. r. Wilson and children,
Wayne and Gale spent from Friday
until Sunday with Mrs. J. L. Mills
and Mr.. and Mrs. T. A. Wilson.
Mrs. E. o. Ball spent Saturday af-
ternoon with Mrs. Geo. Dyke, who
is quite poorly. Miss Mabel
Thornley, was Sunday guest of
Mrs. Joe Patterson. Mrs. Sadie
Danielson is on the sick list. Mrs.
Mitchner, of Chesterhill, is spending
some time with her brother, Geo.
Dyke and wife. ..Denzel Gheen
spent Saturday and Sunday with
his grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. J.
c. Ball. Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Baker
and children and Alvin Ellis were
Sunday guests of w. o. Baker and
family. Mr.. and Mrs. Floyd Ball
and son Lee, and Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Mills and daughter Ruth, were Sun
day guests of Mrs. Minnie Mills.
Roy and Ralph Johnson, Dayton
Hoover, and Friend and Carleton
Wallace went to Cutler last week
where they have employment on the
pipe line. Mrs. ]. l.. Mills and
daughter, Opal, and Mrs. Jno. Pat
terson and little son, Gerald, visited
one day last week with Mrs. j. J.
johnson. Mr.. and Mrs. E. M
Glenn and daughter, Grace were
Sunday guests of Mr.. and Mrs
Charlie Badger. Rev and Mrs
Lineberger spent Saturday after
noon with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Dyke.
Miss Laura Kelly called on Mrs
Martha Brannon Sunday evening.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
SHERIFF'S SALE OF REAL
ESTATE

Sheriff's sale of real estate, April
9Th, p. m. Mrs. Perley J. Moore
farm, 115 acres, Bloom township,
6 miles north of McConnelsville. II
mile from ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
/. C. H. as now located; ! mile from
church and school. Good 7-room
house, barn 32x40 IT,, spring water
piped to house and barn. Numerous
outbuildings, all painted and under
roof. Is acres good timber. 15 acres
creek bottom; hill land good, not
rough.
Appraised at $4,000.
23m3
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30

mond Eubank and wife spent Sun
day with B. S. Freeland and FAM
lily. Hubert Molyneux and family
spent Sunday with Robert Trimble
and family. Mrs. Hazel Garvin
and children spent Sunday with
Mrs. Catherine Conn, who is quite
poorly. There will be miscel-
laneous social at Center Bend
school house by Center and Center
Bend schools Friday evening, Mar.
81. A good program will be given.
Girls please bring the eats and
gents their pocketbooks. Proceeds
for benefit of the two schools.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
Glass Banner Selected

The Senior class held class
meeting presided over by President
Herbert Ross last week to select a
class banner. From the three sam
pies submitted by the committee the
one meeting with the approval of the
majority of the class was of triangu-
lar shape. composed of red and blue
fields, with 1922 in the red field and
M. & NJ in the blue field.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
Short And to The Point

Everyone afflicted with rheumatic
pains, backache, soreness, lameness,
swollen joints or other symptoms of
kidney trouble should read this:
"Since taking Foley Kidney Pills
the backache left and no longer
have to get up nights" Signed, A..
v. Lienhardt, 745 Seneca st.,
Leavenworth, Kans. Sold Every
where.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
First Impressions

rISC 1iHprcSSIOHS
First impressions usually count
the most and last the longest. Many
a student has discovered this fact to
his great grief at the end of the
semester or quarterly examinations,
when report cards are given out.
The student comes to school with the
intention of having good time, pro-
ceeds to do so, and probably never
cracks a book for week. AS a re-
suit failure is due him and the
teacher makes a mental note of the
Indifference of the student. Then
comes a turn in affairs. At last the
student wakes up and asserts his
real ability. He turns out passing
work. The teacher is surprized,
most likely suspicious, and it will
take many a good recitation to cor
rect the original impression. Maybe
it never will be corrected. In the
final summing up at the end of the
term the teacher may not feel justi-
fed in passing te student, even
though he is convinced that the lat
ter is capable of getting pass, be-
cause his first grades were so far be-
low par.
We have just started on the last
half semester. Make a good impress
sion to start off with, and then keep
it up. 1t is the last chance. Cau-
tious students will see to it that the
first impressions are favorable.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
BUY A FARM

now. Ross & Taylor, agents, have
some bargains in Morgan county
farms. If you want to sell a farm
list it with our Masters Farm
Agency. Over $4,000 farm cata-
logs mailed to buyers lately. A fine
home in McConnelsyille for sale.
See ROSS & TAYLOR, agents.
Rooms 11-12, Stanbery Bldg, Nc
Connelsville. O. Phone 02-Black,
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30

Excellent Remedy for Constipation
It would be hard to find better
remedy for constipation than Cham
berlain's Tablets. They are easy to
take and mild and gentle in effect.
Give them a trial when you have
need. Sold Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-03-30
90 GO o
o SOME SMILES O
o o O O o o
CENTER REND

Mrs. Catherine Conn, who had a
stroke of paralysis, is no better.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Campbell and
family moved to Beverly last week.
Ray White and family moved to the
farm vacated by Chas. Campbell.
John Eubank and wife and Ray