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South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
-CHARLEY BAILEY.


Attorney General Daugherty has
filed an injunction against striking
railroad men. prohibiting them
from doing a number Of things.
This gives US an idea. We shall re-
quest an injunction "a follows
against certain persons, who persist
III obstructing the customary func-
tlons OF column conducting. viz
(a) No person. individual or
corporation shall be allowed to
"ha, ha" at a column conductor.
drunk or sober. (NOte:-Of course
the latter reference concerns only
the person who does the ha, haing.) }
(b) II shall be unlawful for any
one to criticize a column or any
other feature OF daily morning,
evening and Sunday newspaper.
(c) On application from a col
umn conductor. banks shall loan
them money without question; the
amount 20 the stipulated by the
plaintiff in this section.
(d) Throwing stones shall not
De tolerated for one minute.
Bricks will be permitted, providing
they nave been properly padded
previously.
(e) It shall be illegal under the
magma carta for a column man TO
agree with anybody else on any
thing.
Cd This act shall be construed
to absolve all newspaper employees
from paying taxes of any decrip-
tion whatsoever.
(g) The home Of column con-
ductors are hereby placed on the
priority list for hard coal this win
| ter.
(h) The supreme court OF the
United States shall convene hastily
at any time, day or night, when
the plaintiff so wills to amend this
injunction. Further the deponent
saith not.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
YOUR HEALTH = By c:aa Dr. R. S

There Is an old saying that "ap-
petite is the best sauce" When you
look forward with pleasure TO your
meals and digest them wshout dis
comfort, you may be confident you
are in pretty good condition.
On the contrary, loss of appetite,
unless 1t appears only occasionally
and lasts but a little while, is an
evidence of disease.
Doctors give this symptom spe-
cial name-"anorexia This Is
only a Greek word, meaning "ab-
sence Of appetite"
There are many causes for amor
exia, but it may be put down as
fact that habitual absence of ap-
petite is a sign OF poor health. Some
of the underlying conditions are
trifling, but, on the other hand,
many Of them are extremely SER
ious.
The most common conditions with
this symptom have TO do with the
stomach. Simple gastritis. that is,
simple Inflammation of the stomach,
may have an occasional day when
the appetite flags. but there may be
many days when there is a normal
demand for food.
But If the Inflammation becomes
chronic there may be constant loss
Of appetite. This is invariably the
case in certain forms Of cancer Of
the stomach. In that rare disease
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
IN FORTY YEARS.

Next Monday a celebration Will be held in New
York 10 commemorate the fortieth anniversary OK
the establishments OF an electric light system
Fred A. Bryan. president OF the local company, IS
authority for the that the metropolis is
one year behind South Bend which had such sys-
TEN in 1881 the system being composed OF six big
arc lights which IN that day was the wonder OF the
community and a matter OF pride
More than half Of the population OF this city
alive before the modern light was in existence.
About one half have accepted Il as a thing which
has always been and hardly realize day when
people compelled 10 undergo discomforts by
ne Old hickering gas lights. the kerosene lamps
and the candles shat preceded H.
When these lights first installed. reform
societies strongly condemned them. They honestly
believed that the light was an invention Of
sas devil. and that it was really sacrilege 10
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
FLYING SAILBOATS.

Flying bicycles-motorless airplanes propelled by
pedal-may be the sensation in aviation. This
predicted by Glenn Curtss. who. with the Wright
brothers. pioneered the airpane.
Curtiss says that the whole science of flying may
be revolutionized by the recent gliding contests
Berlin. glider is flying machine without
motor. Most of the German gliders are mono
planes. In the Berlin contest glider remained
in the air more than three hours
Curtiss attaches great Importance to the Berlin
gliding successes because the real goal of aviators
is to be able to fly like birds. pilot glider
IS the closest approach yet to a 'brd-man."
Everyone is asking: What keeps the darned
things ahOat and what prevents their falling?"
In a general way a glider a lot like box-kite
The gliding machine, in leaving the ground and
soaring into the air off from a high place
hillside is best for air currents rising from the
ground roll up a hillside like ocean up cliff.
Not as powerfully. but sufficiently to lift the
chine
The glider travels ahead on air currents. II is
like a saboat on water.
At first thought. 1t would that gliding
chine would have to flap its wings Not 1t is
like a gull which gdes in the air for hours with
its wings practically motionless.
The German glider pilots really ar-sailors,
adjusting the wings of their machines like chang
ing the sails OF a ship.
The big difficulty in air-gliding is that air cur
rents change and yet there is hier can
detect an air current until he is in 1t. Before
can fly like the bird he must develop artificial
substitute for the "air sense" that is part Of the
natural equipment of a bird.
Flying without a motor. however. will always de-
pend more on the skill of the rflot than the
machine itself.
For practical purposes. the gliding principle may
be best used in combination with motor airplanes,
conserving power intervals by shutting down the
motor and letting the air currents do the work
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02

change the natural conditions OF night and day and
prophesied that world would soon come to a bad
end because OF its departure the centuries old
customs and habits
The electric light has assisted greatly to change
every habit OF life and the thought OF the world.
And It Is better world.
Il has multiplied the opportunities for develop
ment. for pleasure recreation for service.
The nation admires the thought Of Abraham Lin
coin sturdiy digging out his education by a flicker
ing zine knot The virtue was not in the blazing
wood fire. 1t in the steadfast ambition and
courage which could not be overcome by obstacles.
What might Lincoln not have accomplished had
able turn his entire thought to his
studies instead OF being handicapped by the prim-
i;ive lights?
Today the world looks uron many If not all Of It's
conditions fixed for time and does stop 10
think of wha, viii happen with the coming of new
forces and conveniences.
1t is accd ,ned to receiving its heat from stoves
furnaces Some day the drudgery of coal mining
will be obvled by inventions which VIII store the
heat Of summer suns for winter comfort.
The transportation of foods now occupies the
attention ard the effort of hundreds of thousands
Of men, Chemistry will solve the problem of con-
densing steam into small packages and there will
be waste The methods of today Will as
crude twenty years hence the packing OF heavy
loads on the heads of Indian women to the western
tribes.
The era OF electricity is in its infancy. Enough
power goes to waste each day in the ST. JOSEPH
river to run every machine in operation in this city
light every house midnight brilliantly
day.
Some day that power will be chained and har-
messed TO the of men, releasing human energy.
Forty years is very brief time. 1t has suffced
to change all living conditions. The next forty
be depended upon to change them even more
greatly than have the four decades just passed.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
CURBINC MURDER.

Two murders in this city within week suggest
that steps which prevent killings preferable
the wasted times and effort in hunting the killers.
The state Of New York makes the carrying OF a
revolver. except when authorized by the police
felony.
1t is quite certain that who do not have a
sun handy when their anger is aroused and their
minds twisted by home made whisky will find it
more difficult to kill than if they did POSSESS
such weapon.
Mail order houses make the purchase of a revolver
the easiest transaction for those who desire to arm
themselves
In this city the police are without any knowledge
OF purchasers of revolvers.
The man who buys such weapon evidently ex-
poets to use It. He may have a very legitimate
Cor It II ne has. ne will not be at all averse to
having the authorities know that he owns and
carries gun
II he expects to use that revolver for some unlaw-
ful purpose. he will object very strenuously such
knowledge
An ordinance requiring all sales of guns or
ammunition be reported to the police might
assist that department in curbing only murder
Gus tendencies but in checking many Of the hold
ups and robberies that now form something Of
problem.
Hunt the bright side Suppose cantaloupes had
seeds in the meat like watermelons?
The movie star of why Change Your Husband ?"
has changed hers
Telephone girls object to being called hello girls
We might call them goodby girls
Here is fortune Get up something to take
rouge or coats
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
More Truth
oTfats pOotru
~ James 3 MQNtaelQ a
10 A KINGFISHER

TO A KINGFTSHER
You sit beside a singing stream
Throughout the summer day.
And close your little eyes and dream
The happy hours away.
And when a pain on your inside
Declares It's time TO sup.
You swoop athwart the ripping tide
And scoop troutlet up.
At best, but once a month or two
Can I lay by my pen
And follow cleaning waters through
A shade-embowered fen.
A rare delight it is 10 me
Beside the brook 10 roam,
And pause beneath the willow tree
That you have made your home.
No tomcat comes TO seek you out,
And make insure your rest.
No egg-collecting schoOlbOys shout
When they have found your nest.
Afar from trouble. free from strife.
What more could creature wish
Than. through a calm. contented life.
To loaf and sleep and ish?
I watch you swiriing through the
spray.
A flash OF whif- and blue:
I watch you catca your 'wrigglins
prey.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
dust EOIRs @y&&9 &&9sasz &Sss~zz

The badge and sceptre of q chief.
No doubt they wonder why the clerk
Sometimes neglects her daily work;
No doubt they count the weekly
sales,
To find that some department fails.
And he goes out and puts the blame
On one he's never called by name
A timid girl who's never heard
From him one kindly, cheerful word
When they should truly charge the
loss
Unto the conduct of the boss.
Who seeks cooperation here
Should rule by friendship, not by
fear.
When power is arrogantly used
Destruction's dynamite is fused.
Wise is the chief who bears with all
His peoples errors, great or small
With patience, for they soon shall
learn
That he is Just when he Is stern.
And every boss should keep in mind
A man may rule and still be kind.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02

THE BOSS
The other day while in a store
A man in anger paced the floor.
Hey you!" he shouted in his rage
Get busy there and earn your
wage!"
He snarled at people left and right,
Scorned every term that is polite
And made the men and women cow
er
And all because he had the power.
who is this mad man running
wild ?"
1 asked. The Boss" she said and
smiled.
stood awhile and watched him
then
In action with his fellow-men.
He strobe the aisles, too big 10 see
The little girl attending me;
Too big 10 nod his head and say
Good morning" in a kindly way
But loudly swapping orders out
AS though authority must shout,
Thinking snarling speech and
brief
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
OtherE Editors Than Dur:


FISH
(Denver Express)
A rum hound who is in Battle Creek Mich TO
coax his liver OF sound sleer. notices this:
Local fishermen early in the morning. pack up
and go miles away fish lakes and the Kala-
mazoo river.
The hound. crossing a bridge over Battle
Creek. happened look down. He saw the water
alive with big bass
Aost OF US are so firmly convinced that the best
things OF lie far OF. that overlook prizes
under very noses.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02

Members OF the freight crew de-
clared emphatically they had closed
the switch and that Il had been
opened. probably by vandals after
their train had pulled onto the side
track TO give the passenger the right
of-way.
All cars in the passeng ger train ex-
cept the Pullmans were deraMed.
Railroad officials discounted a
sabotage theory when it was dis
covered the lock OF the switch had
not been broken. They said indica-
tions were the passenger train u ad
split the switch and that the " ck
was an accident.
~ zrEHvc 1rrxErr IT. =
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
ELEVEN HURT IN
BIG FOUR WRECK
Passenger Train Hits Open
Switch and Rams Freight
OH Siding.

INDIANAPOLIS. Sept. Eleven
persons were injured when a Big
-Four passenger train ran through an
open switch and plowed into the
rear end OF a freight train on a sid
ing near Brownsburg early today.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
SPECIAL PRICES FOR sATURDAY

AT New Market corner Bronson
and Main sts. Potatoes. Idaho
Bakers. about HOLD. bags, per bag.
S2.40; Jersey Giants. about 15O-lb.
bags. per bag. s2y5O. Green Corn.
per dozen, 1Oc; Michigan Peaches.
75c TO $3.50: Apples per busheI. soc
10 $3.50; Grapes. small baskets, 1Oc;
Grapes. large full size baskets. I7c;
Celery per punch. eight stocks. Sc:
Tomatoes. Cucumbers. Pickling on
ions. Peppers. etc. at lowest possible
prices.
Frank Berry, Mgr-AdvL245.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02

And how / envy youi
Would your delightful lot were
mine,
Among the trees to lurk.
And all the summer long combine
Ny pleasure and my work!
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
A BIT OF VERSE.

There was a thin maiden called
Greener
Who worked with a vacuum clean
er;
But she got in the way
or the suction one day,
Since which date nobody has seen
ho~
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
FAME IS FLEETING

Those twin stars discovered by a
Canadian astronomer viii attract at
tention till some star gazer in Win
sted. Connecticut. discovers triplets
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
WOULD WHAT HE wOIu.D

Mr.. Bryan has cut his hair, which
is more than he will do with any Of
his speeches.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
LITTLE COMPETITION.

The ex-Kaiser probably figured
that nobody has witten a joke book
since Joe Miller's time, 30 there
ought TO be a market for his.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
TheIowera'Babel
q a.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Dill Armstrond


Jake Heckaman. thinking Fred
Bryan would be out OF a Job when
he sold Indiana & Michigan Elec-
tr1c company. hastily made arrange
ments TO find employment for him
as soon as he drifted back 20 town.
Mr. Heckaman had the following
propositions 10 offer Mr.. Bryan on
his return
o. The foremanship of his
barber shop.
CD Cashier OF his barber shop.
CD Chauffeur for a certain To-
cal gent. who drives a Cadillac c)
- Name furnished on request.
But now that Fred Bryan Is back
in town, II is presumed that he
will continue 10 try TO exc out al
existence as president and general
manager OF the 1. & NJ.
WE HEREBY PROMISE NEVER
TO MENTION HOOK AGAIN
EXCEPT WHEN WE GET OUR
OVERCOAT BACK THIS FALL.
South Bend. Ind.
Aug. 80, '22.
TOWER OF BABEL.
Dear Mr.. TOWERMAN:-
We like your column very
much. For good clean slams at
well known ginks around town,
we think it's the berries"
But If you are going to let that
crazy letter from Hook kolovitch
worry you. and keep mentioning
it from time to time, yoa are go
ing to queer the column.
Please ignore him. You should
not have put It in in the first
place. He IS only a low down
sneak any way by being yellow in
not making his name known.
Three working Coils at Wilson
Brothers.
MARAGRET JOHNSON.
HELEN HUNT.
KATIE NESPO.
One Of our lynxed eyed corr .snd-
ents just rode up in a Ford bug to
inform US that they saw Sergeant
Ben Roberts of the police depart
ment eat the following light sup
per the other night at Mixes, be-
cause. we presume he was not hun
gry:-
% T-Bone steak.
% Orders Ham & Eggs.
CD orders of potatoes.
(9) Slices of bread.
(6) Cups OF coffee.
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02

Many hay fever sufferers are get
ting good RESULTS with Dr. Harris
Blood Alternative 3ls west JeGer-
son hlv.-Adv PAS
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
DENTISTRY

For reliable dentistry consult DIS.
Carson q Oren. 125 w washing
ton av. Phone Main 54s.-adv 20stf
South Bend news-times., 1922-09-02
MILITARY NOTES

Goldie Mann was seen to purchase
a copy OF this weeks War Cry yes
terdey p. m.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
POPE BENEDICT BURIED
Body Is EntOmbed at st. Peters
After Service.
only tho Diplomatic Corps and Few
Others Permitted to Attend Cere-
mony-Vast Crowd at Cathedral.

Rome. Jan. 2S.-The tomb Of Bene-
dict XIV was sealed at Y minutes af-
ter four o'clock Thursday afternoon
A pure white marble slab bearing
the date Of his birth, the date of his
death and the years Of his pontifical
reign, now covers forever the remains
Of the peace pope"
Next to him lies Queen Christine
of Sweden and exactly opposite MIN
IS rope Plus vi.
Although 100000 demands for In
vitntlons reached the office Of the
papa secretary of state, only the
diplomatic corps and a dozen others
were actually privileged to assist In
the burial ceremony. This was the
arrangement in order to prevent I'M
seemly riots which, IN the violent con-
| troyersy raging around tn, late pope's
/ pacific policy and reactionary tenden.
cy, were suddenly manifested.
The large bronze doors OF St. Pc
ter's were swung shut at noon, eX
Guiding the vast crc-7ds until after the
funeral.
The sacred college, upon learning
that the requests for tickets from dip
10 ats greatly exceeded the number
rlowed by the constitution, immed
ately gave orders to suspend all Issu
ance Of cards The diplomats were
permitted to enter upon the presenta
| tion Of their credentials.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
u. S. MARKET REPORT
Weekly Marketgram Of Bureau
of Markets and Crops.

Washington, Jan. SO.-For the week end
ing January 26-HAY-No, timothy
quoted January 20: Cincinnati, $l975, Chi
cago, $22O0, Minneapolis, $3.50; alfalfa,
Minneapolis, $2lOO; No. / prairie, Mime
apolis, $3.50; Chicago, $lLO0.
FEED-Quoted January %: Bran. $780,
middlings, $500; -four middlings, $3.50;
So per cent cottonseed meal, $500, Mem
phis gluten feed, $685. white hominy
feed, S2lOO, Chicago; "a per cent linseed
meal A2.75, Minneapolis; No. ! alfalfa
neal, $l675. Kansas City.
GRAIN-Cash market rather inactive at
the close. Good export demand for corn;
domestic shipping demand sluggish Clos
ing prices in Chicago cash market; No
red winter wheat, Sl23; No. hard win
ter wheat N.l5, No. mixed corn. 49c;
No. yellow corn, 49c; No. 3 white oats,
34C Average farm prices: No mixed
corn IN central Iowa, SEC; No. 1 dark
northern wheat IN central North Dakota,
SIP, No. 2 hard winter wheat in central
Kansas 500. Chicago May wheat closed
at S1.15; Chicago May corn, J3%c; Mime
apolis May wheat, I,2lA, Kansas city
May wheat, SLO6A; WjRaigcs May wheat
a.i2js.
LIVE STOCK - Chicago hog prices
ranged from 45c to soc higher per 100
pounds during the week, better weights
advancing most. January 26 Chicago
prices: Hogs, top, $500; bulk of sales,
$.60-S IS, medium and good beef steers
$6.65-9O1; butcher COWS and hetfers. 1885,
80; feeder steers, $5.15-6.75; light and me-
dunn weight veal calves, s7.iJ-lL00; fat
lambs, $12OO-l3S5; feeding lambs $l0.5O-
$l275; yearlings, $975-l2,90; fat ewes. S, IS
$500 5tocker and feeder shipments from
twelve important markets during the
week ending January 20 were: Cattle and
calves 62,9S2, hogs, 4,334; sheep, 30,6l9
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES-Pota
markets irregular, fairly steady. Eastern
and northern sacked round whites un-
changed in most markets at $2,l5-2.35 per
100 lbs, 10 cents lower in Chicago at $3.50
500. Onion prices advanced further;
supplies light in most cities. Principal
eastern markets quote yellow Globes up
soc, mostly around $3.50 per 100 lbs; Mas
sachusetts shipping points up &c at S.2S-
$50, (. o. b.; middle western red stock
firm in Chicago and St Louis around 800.
Apple markets firm for barrel stock. New
York BaldWins A2t5 follow general job
bling range, EOO-S0O per Dbl Northwest
ern extra fancy Winesaps generally
steady in city markets at S275-325. 10
220 In producing sections,
DAIRY PRODUCTS -- Butter markets
firm and prices have advanced the past
few days, Closing prices, 90 score New
York 39c; Chicago, 361Rc Philadelphia,
375kc Boston, 37iac. Prices at Wisconsin
primary cheese markets January 18th:
Twins 1870; Daisies. zoe; Double Dali
sizes, l91ac; Young Americas and Long
horns zoe, Square Prints, 24c
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
In Cav New York.

In full evening dress he appeared In
Times square from side street short
ly after nightfall. He stepped, or
rather lurched, his way to the middle
of the square and in one hand he car
ried lighted red lantern. A police
man watched him wandering about
for awhile and then went over TO him.
"What's the idea of the red lam
temp inquired the cop, with humor-
GUS twinkle In Celtic eyes.
"You know, oshifer," he hiccoughed,
"s'funny thing. Some fool drunk left
this red lantern in front of a great
big hole up the street."-New York
Times.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
SOLDIER BONUS HEARING SET
House Ways and Means Committee
TO Go Ahead With Bill
Next Tuesday.

Washington, Jan. 27-Decislon was
reached by the house ways and means
committee to begin hearings Tuesday
on soldier bonus legislation with a
view TO enactment of a bonus bill at
the present session of congress. Those
10 be heard, It was announced, will
include Secretary Mellon, who, It was
indicated, views with dlsfavor any pro-
posal 10 raise bonus funds by taxation
of necessities; officials Of the Treas
ury department and representatives Of
the veterans organizations.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
CHURCH GAINS $4,000 IN YEAR
Increase Of Communicates Is Re.
ported by OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
buttons Exceed $4TOOOO 600

Dies Molnes w.. Jan. 2S.-An IN
crease Of more than $1,000 commu6i-
cauts of the Presbyterian church Of
the United states during 1921 was an
nounCed here by DR.. Lewis Seymour
Nudge Of philadelphia, stated clerk Of
the church. Doctor Nudge was IN Dcs
Moinos making arrangements for the
annual general assembly Of the de.
nomination to De held here IN May.
Doctor Nudge announced that the
r~mbpr of communicates Of the church
now exceeds 100000
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
HARDING PROBES
BANKERS USURY
President investigates Reports
OF High Interest for
Federal Funds.
UNCOVERS FINANCIAL SCANDAL
Secretary of interior Fall Tells cabi-
net Members Millions of Govern
ment Money Reloaned at
Usuricus Rates.


Washington, Jan, 30.-A financial
scandal of nationwide importance
was unearthed at a cabinet meeting.
President Harding was informed by
Secretary of the Interior Fall that
millions III government money are be
iug relouned by private bankers In the
West and Southwest to farmers and
live stock raisers at usurious rates.
Secretary Fan, who has just re-
turned from TWO months trip
through the West, cited Instances of
abuses which ustonlshed the President
and the cabinet.
1t was shown that funds Of the War
Finance corporation loaned 10 banks
for the use Of farmers and stock rails
ers IN the present agricultural emer-
Eeucy at Oh ana q per cent were re-
loaned aus high as l. per cent. In adj
dillon, many of these banks are alleged
60 have charged an extra commission
ON these loans.
"Iue government is not going to toll
er0tp usmy President Harding is re-
ported 60 have said.
The President called into conference
Eugene Mtgpr Jr, chairman Of the
Wu Finance corporation. Mr.. Meyer
stated gmt.if conditions as reported
by Secretary Fan exist the banks con
ccru.a were violating both the letter
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1922-02-02
M0ONSHINE STILL IN CHURCH
Complete Booze Manufacturing Plant
Found In Basement Of Utica
NndJ House Of Worship.

Louisville KY Jan. 3l.--A gIn
was uuearthcd Ia Uticn, Ind, when
Fillmore James went 10 the ulcn
Baptist church 10 start FIRE to warm
the church for his gruudmthcrs
funeral While searching the busc-
ment for Eiudling he found q complete
moonshiue manufacturing plant.