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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

Watch cutieura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash of Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It
is wonderful what Cuticura win do
for poor complexicus, dandruff. itching
and red rough Observation-Disclosures,
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30
He Clipped Her Wings.

He Clipped Her wings.
somewhere In indianapolis there Is
q girl who Is minus some of the feath-
ers on her hat and she'll never know,
maybe. how they came to be clipped
off," said Robert Bailey, statehouse
elevator man. the other day.
1.-THE girl was on an lrvington car
along with 1913 others. She kept bob
bling her head around and nearly
tickled the face off fellow on the
car. He reached in his vest pocket,
got out a pair Of little scissors, and
every time she wagged the feathers
across his face he took off slice!"-
indianapolis News.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30
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In Use for Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Matter OF Finance.

Ossip GabrilOwitsch once related q
story about a well-known pianist's
pupil, who was said to have always
chosen compositions in rapid style for
her study numbers.
Madam" said the artist one day In
evaporation, why do you not try
an andante? It would disclose your
phrasing to much better advantage.
'Oh," said the protege, Its because
your lessons are 80 expensive. Il can't
afford to play slow music"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30
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In the Short Space of Thirty Days the Dove OF
Peace Had Grown Spurs
Bv MAJ GEN G. HARBoRD Deputy Of Staff U. S. A.

War for us seems fairly remote at this moment.
Recently the commanding general Of the district OF
Washington put on little demonstration OF an
infantry attack. It was good show witnessed by
probably 10000 people. At its close the general was
waited on by two ladies who asked where the next
one would be held They said they belonged to a
woman's peace organization and he was making war
look so attractive that they wished to put on rival
meeting next time, to counteract its effect.
In july solemn demonstration with Haunting
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

Sore Eyes, Blood Shot Eyes. Watery Eyes,
Sticky Eyes, ali healed promptly with night
" applications of Roman Eye Balsam. Adv.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

Leonardo da VInci, q Pny.'' nsinte
Leonardo da vinci, famous $3.50 h,
Of the "woman with the mllll. a'odt
lar SMILE" was the best ss.orieeI
of his time and made ana' ,.s \
drawings of human bodies WIN
dissacted with his own hands.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

Went Him One Better.
my ancestors came over in the May
flower" That's nothing! Mine sailed
In the Ark"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

Most Rev. Fumasoni-Biondi, neao
the Society of the Propagation O INC
Faith, has been appointed oy wv
pope to be apostolic delegate % wv
United States to succeed Mgr. 'olA
Bonzano, who has been mace : ~
dinal. He ia an italian, about my
years old.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

important 10 Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children. and rec that It
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30

This, the largest candle in the world,
was made in New York and will be
placed In the italian church In Rome
where Enrico Caruso once wOrshlped.
1t is a memorial to him, will be lighted
one day each year and Is expected to
last for eighteen centuries. 1t weighs
one ton and Is 10 feet high.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30
puni.hmen& to Eli the Cr'n~

Punishment to FH "' ~, noN
"Could any one get Anytime ,,,uf
for a long poem, in the epic ~ 80
asks a correspondent. Wen, = q
get ten years from the JUICY a.
Judge had to read it.-Allan'.
stitutiOn-
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-12-30
Parliament Can Do No Wrong, No Higher
Authority Can Deny It's Acts

Bv c. F. G. MASTERMAN, in Elbow England Is Governed"
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
MINNESOTA BOWS
TO WISCONSIN, 14-0

MINNEAPOLIS. Nov. s.-Minne-
sota's green line. after battling Wis
consin to a standstiII in the first half.
broke under the determined attack OF
the Badgers in the second half and
Wisconsin swept to victory, II to O.
The game. played in a sea or mud.
before a crowd Of $4,000. was desper-
ately fought but against the brilliant
running OF Williams ana the clever
forward pass game. the untried Co
piers. mysteries Of the Conference.
remain mysteries no longer. Tney
fought fiercely until In the third
quarter a clever forward pass. in
which TebeIl came around from his
end and grabbing a throw. twisted
and tore TO the corner OF the neId
where. with two of the gold jerseyed
warriors clinging to his legs. he dived
across the line for the touchdown for
which they had struggled for two
long periods.
Then. with the Green line cracking
and commencing to weaken. Will
Jams. one OF the greatest runners ia
the Conference, ripped. twisted and
tore through the line again and again
and finally. after being knocked TO his
knees twice. slid and dived over the
line for the second touchdown.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
v. MI OUTCLASSES
CATHOLIC u, 6l0
Flying Squadron M ar c h e 8
Through BroOklanders'
Sieve-like Defense.

LEXINGTON. Va. Nov. At was
too much Virginia Military Institute
throughout the entire game here
this afternoon. between the Flying
Squadron and the Catholic Uni
versity Five minutes after v. NJ. L.
kicked off, the cadets had recovered
the ball and made their first touch
down, to be followed by eight more,
bringing the total to 81 to Catholic
University's 0.
The visitors threatened only once
during the game. In the first quar-
ter, they managed to place the ball
on the thirteen yard line, after
registering two successive first
downs by means of passes and line
plays. On an attempted pass, Farley
intercepted on the five-yard line
thus bringing the Catholics rally to
an abrupt close. From then on. the
university was continually on the
defensive which te m p ri / y
strengthened at times but to no
avail.
V. NJ. 1. stuck to straight football
altogether. except for an occasional
pass. Long end runs on the part of
the cadets were frequent and their
plays seldom failed to advance the
ball. The lineup:
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
GALES Of 49,
z @aYs,ide See
.&kBy - GRANTlAND RICE

golf history where repeaters were
SO few and SO far apart. where there
were no repeaters at all in the lead
ing dozen events of the year.
Recently we made careful check
Of the leading tournaments of the
season. to see just how widely the
olive was scattered. And we ran
into these results: Columbia open.
Jock Hutchison; North and South.
Pat O'Hara; British open. Walter
Hagen; United States open. Gene
Sarazen; New York State open.
George Duncan: Western open, Mike
Brady: Southern open. Abe Mitch
ell; Massachusetts, open. George
Kerrigan: Ohio State open, Emmett
French: Metropolitan open. Marty
IOLoughlin; Shawnee open, Johnny
Farrell.
Too Many Good Ones.
Judging from these figures. how
is any one to rank eight or ten
others after he has picked Sarazen
and Hagen as winners of the two
main trophies?
Hutchison and Barnes. for exam
pie, have both been playing good,
sound golf most of the year. yet
they have never known such lean
returns in the way of victory.
The answer is that too many good
ones have improved their play and
have now come forward where good,
sound golf isn't enough to win with.
In the Southern open at Belle
Meade, over course 6,40O yards
long. Barnes and French turned in
2S3 for seventy-two holes.
This Is an average of five stroke
under eeen As. They were playing
at a pace slightly faster than IL
clip for four rounds. Yet this pace
failed to land them even second
money. In fact. they were three
strokes away from the second cash
allotment. despite unusually fine
golf.
The Faster Clip.
The pace has been growing faster
and faster, and as more and more
youngsters enter the game and
strike for the top 1t Is going to be
harder and harder to win.
Take the case of Walter Hagen.
After winning the British open,
leading Barnes. Hutchison and Dun
can in a driving finish. the indica-
tions were that Hagen upon his re-
turn would have his greatest sea-
son over here. He has rarely played
better golf. The vital statistics
show that out of fifty or sixty
matches he averaged II strokes. Yet
he was unable to win another tour
'nament. Duncan beat him in the
New York State open. he finished
fifth in the L. S. open and well down
the line in the Southern ocer
There is now an ever increasing
colony able at certain intervals to
play almost unbeatable golf. In
golf no outside pressure can be
brought to put them off. For those
few rounds they have the groove es-
tablished and the putting touch, and
down they drop to 6S or a So. Ten
days later they may be back to 76
or IL. 1t is now largely a matter OF
being on top of ones best game at
the right time. II one isn't. he has
no show at all to win. Not a bit.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
.DAVlSCUP PLAY
WILL Be DIVIDED
Preliminary Matches Planned
For Entrants In Eastern
and Western Zones.

HONOLULU. Nov. 4.-B. S. Prem
tiss. of New York City, a member of
the tourney committee of the United
States Lawn Tennis Association, be-
fore leaving for the manila nd, an
nounced that the committee, in con-
junction with the Davis Cup COM
mittee, is considering a new plan
for the Davis Cup matches next
year. whereby contestants will be
divided into European and Pacific
zones for the preliminary matches.
the winner in the preliminaries TO
play in the United States for the
cup.
The proposed plan would list
Canada. Japan, Australia. New Zeal
land. the Philippines, Hawaii and
all North and South American en-
trants in the Pacific zone, and all
European entrants in the European
zone. The drawing for play would
be held between the members of the
two zones. Some of the preliminary
matches in the Pacific zone would
take place in Hawaii and the win
ners would then go to the United
States for the final play. 1t Is be-
lieved the proposed plan would re-
duce the number of defaults because
of dissatisfaction over draws.
(Copyrfght le22)
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
NEBRASKA JOLTED
ny SYRACUSE TEAM.

In balloting for the worlds great
est optimist we have a candidate
who should be named by acclama-
tion. ~a
He is none other than the sooth-
sayer or expert who believes he can
rank the first ten golf
professionals for 1922.
The start, of course, is simple.
Gene Sarazen comes first. AS United
States open champion. p. G. A.
champion and conqueror of Hagen.
Hutchison and Barnes at match
play, he is SO far in front that no
one else is even close.
Hagen. as British open champion.
comes second. Hagen played well
at Skokie also. but he was not
among the first four.
And after Sarazen and Hagen are
named the scramble Is one of the
widest we have ever seen.
No Repenters.
For many years we have had
Hagen, Barnes and Hutchison mop
important events.
The routine had become almost
deadly.
But 1922. not far away from its
historic finish. has scattered routine
all over the map.
There has never been a year in
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Tech AND CENTRAL
lEADY FOR CONTEST
High School Teams Finish
Work for Title Contest
Next Tuesday.

Long. signal drills yesterday
morning practically ended the prep
arations of the Tech and Central
squads for the game for the in
terscholastic championship at the
Wilson Stadium Tuesday.
None of the Central regulars were
affected by the advisory marks that
were closed during the week and
1t is expected there will be but
one change in the Tech lineup that
defeated Eastern.
Tomorrow afternoon short sig
nal practice will be held at each
place and the teams will be ready
for the contest that is expected
to draw one of the largest crowds
in the history of the local schools.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Little Quakers
Force Tigers, 22-13
Princeton Ru S he's Varsity
Eleven Into Game-Dick
Newly Stars.

PRINCETON. n. J.. Nov. A.
this afternoon and furnished quite
n surprise for the Cubs which were
unleashed to battle with them.
While Princeton won by 22 to 13.
the many members of the squad
who were trOtted out knew they
had been in game. as it proved
n decidedly rough combat. Prince
ton suffered more penalties than
were relished by her rootery elan
and fifteen yards.
From a supposed walkover the
game developed into a go from the
first period. when Swarthmore tai
lied the first count. making the
Cubs resort to substitutions a.
plenty in order to preserve a SEM
blance Of contest. While a host
of second-string men were turned
loose. the Princetonians were re-
quired to borrow a f1rst-team man
for a short while. Princeton did
her best work IN her line attacks
and failed lamentably on many oc-
casions with her aerial attack.
Dinsmore and Dick Newby, former
Washington Central High star. did
rafting work for the home team,
the former doing some fine field
korn and Aspluntii did
corking work for the visitors. The
aerial play of the Swarthmore team
got better results than that of
their opponents. Princeton's
strength was shown mainly in
their ability to. get down the field
aided by fairy good interference
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
HATCHETTTES WIN
OVER CALLAUDET
N.DRAWN BATTLE
Murphy and Lane Star for
Buff and Blue In
SO Victory.

George Washington University
defeated Gailaudet College. Q TO 6.
at Kendall Green. yesterday. -
The two eieyens fought on even
terms for the greater part of the
afternoon and although the game
was devoid d spectacular runs and
sensational plays the struggle was
hard fought throughout
The break in the game came IN
the opening quarter when LaFoun-
taine. GalIaudet's ace, was banished
from the game for kicking Altrup
Of the Hatchetites. and the Mutes
were penalized to their own 15-yard
line. O'Keefe made yards on a
plunge at center. a reverse play
failed to gain. and on the next play.
Murphy threw a forward pass 70
Ptak. who raced across the goal for
touchdown. Murphy missed the
try for goal.
In the second period. george
Washington held the Mutes for
downs on the Hatchetite 1-yard
line. but Murphy's punt was blocked
and Clark. of GalIaudet. scooped up
the oval and fell over the last chalk
mark for the Kendall Greener's only
score of the matinee.
The Buff and Blue carried the ball
by a succession OF passes to their
opponents 30-yard line in the third
quarter. from where Murphy drop
kicked the ball squarely between
the uprights for the winning mar
gin of three points.
Gallaudet fought desperately in
the waning moments of the fray but
the downtowners held within the
shadow of their goal and the best
efforts Of Seipps and Beauchamp
were insufficient TO count for any
thing. Murphy and Laux played
well for George Washington, with
Lucado. Clark and Lain featuring
allaudet's stand. Lineup and sum-
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Neidlinger Runs
Wild on Brown
Yale Star Scores Three Touch.
downs As Eli Eleven
Wins, 200.

NEW HAVEN. Conn, Nov. A.
Under a gray and a gloomy New
England sky which canopied the
mammoth bowl in New Haven this
afternoon the mighty Blue eleven
Of Yale reduced Brown of Provi-
dence to a colorless. disheartened
aggregation which faced a power
full. resourceful machine and was
ground to bits by Tad" Jones' lat
est type of juggernaut. The score
was Yale. 20; Brown, o.
Newell Neidlinger. an East Or
ange. N J., youngster. scored all
three of the Eli's 'touchdowns and
made three of the most sensational
and thrilling runs ever seen in the
Bowl.
Brown, outclassed. fought grimly
and with keen determination. Yale,
however. held the upper hand a
vast part Of the time.
In the second quarter. Wight re-
ceived the ball on his own 40-yard
line. He shot the ball to Neidlinger.
waiting in mid field. The Yale quar-
ter left all Brown pursuers behind
as IL their shoes were soled with
anvils.
In the third quarter Neidlinger
caught the ball on Adams kick and
darted through the Rhode Island
players as IL they were rooted tc
the ground as solidly as stalwart
oaks. Wight kicked the goal.
In the fourth quarter. after some
little scrimmage which did not net
either team much. Yale staged a
kick formation and Wight passed
to Neidlinger on his own 35-yard
line. He tucked the oval under his
arm. lowered his head and scooted
for the goal as IL his life depended
on 1t. Nary a Brown player laid
hands on him; nor was he accorded
any real protection by his mates.
He just ran.
Wight again kicked safely, so
there you have It: Newell Neidlin-
ger who raced to three touchdowns
and Ted Wight who kicked two
goals. Jones sent in a battalion of
subs in the final period.
About $4,000 saw the game.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Virginia Gobblers
Down Maryland
College Parkers Suffer Reverse
At Blacksburg BY
21 to 0 Count.

BLACKSBURG, Va, Nov. 4.-Vir-
ginia Tech defeated Maryland here
today, 21 to 0. The Techs got off to
a poor start and should have scored
two touchdowns in the opening
period, but fumbles within the five-
yard zone on two occasions closed
the quarter without either side reg
istering. At the opening of the
game the Techs were forced to fight
in their own territory, but after ten
minutes OF play the Gobblers struck
their stride and carried the battle
to the Maryland side of the field.
where it waged hot for the re-
mainder Of the game.
The big audience was shown the
finest example of line bucking and
tackle ramming ever seen on the
local lot, and to Fullback Gettfe l..
given the bulk of the credit. The
big Roanoke boy put up the fight of
his career today and ran up a total
of 199 yards on straight line plunges.
Gettle was worked on almost every
other play, and he was kept in for
four full quarters. He could not be
stopped by the Marylanders, and all
of the touchdowns were credited to
him. The Marylanders possessed a
brilliant offensive, but it seldom
got under way. as the fast Tech Sec
ondary defense waded in and caught
the man with the ball before he
could make any distance.
The Tech line was like a stone
wall and first downs were seldom
chalked up to the visitors. The
backfield was fast at all times, and
Wallace, Beck, Flory and Buchanan
ran Gettle a close race for yardage
records.
The stars for Maryland were Capt.
Nesbet, Mcouade, Bailey and Besler.
They appeared much heavier than
the Gobblers. but the Blacksburg
birds were in trim today and could
not be stopped by the opposition.
Hardwick, Wilson, Sherertz. Til
son. Green and Rea played brilliant
ly in the line for Tech today. while
the pony backfield. backed up by
the bulk of Pasco Gettle. the Roa-
noke star. showed the fast going
Marylanders what a real offense
looked like.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Wabash Beats Purdue.

LAFAYETTE, Ind, Nov. 4.-While
the Purdue football team staged a
brilliant comeback in its game with
th6 powerful Wabash College eleven
ON Stuart Field this afternoon, the
little Giants emerged victorious by a
single point, the final score being Z
to s. The Boilermakers were ex-
pected to lose by a much larger mar
gin They surprised Wabash by
scoring first, in the third quarter
wsbash. by blocking a Purdue punt.
secnred the ball on the Purdue 1yard
line in the final quarter. and evened
up the score. Purdue failed TO make
its extra point after touchdown, but
the visitors were successful. account
ing for the single point that meant
victory
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
ILLINOIS DEFEATS
NORTHWESTERN, 6-3

URBANA, Ill, Nov. 4.-Steve
Coutchie is a hero at Illinois tonight
for 1t was his two drop kicks which
enabled Bob Zuppke's Indians to de-
feat Northwestern, to 8. and regis
ter their first victory of the season.
Coutchie's kicks both came in the
third quarter after Northwestern had
led. to 0. during the first half.
The last was a beautiful boot from
the 50-yard line which sailed squarely
over the bar. the other was a s5-yard
try. Northwestern scored in the first
quarter when H. Penfield scored a
drop kick from the 35-yard line. A
pass, Palmer to Taylor. was grounded
but Northwestern was given the gain
on account Of Illinois roughing Tay-
lor before the catch. Another 5-yard
penalty placed the ball where Pen-
field could send his kick across.
Neither team proved to have much
advantage in line plays but Stoik; Of
Illinois. outpunted weinecke and this
aided Illinois materially in getting
within scoring distance. Capt. Pat
terson Of Northwestern played . good
game for the visitors.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
WAND. NHRONr
MSTRRINCf FINISH
OVER LAFAYETTE
Poor Kicking Paves Way
to Losers First De i
feat In 8 Years.

NEW YORK, Nov. 4.-Saving a
violent punch until the last. the
Washington and Jefferson eleven
came from behind here this after
noon with a novel finish and gave
Lafayette a 14-to-13 defeat. the first
suffered in three years.
Brennan, touted as the Lafayette
star back end and one of the great
est kickers in the East. was the one
over whom his team tripped and
stumbled to a defent. His bad
kicking lost a point after touchdown
and paved the way for both of
Washington and Jefferson's touch
downs.
In the first period, after Brunner
had run the end for a touchdown.
Brennan missed an easy kick for
the point after touchdown, and 1t
was the margin by which the game
was lost.
Lafayette Falters.
Again. in the fourth period. Rren-
nan erred when he booted a twelve
yard punt that went out Of bounds
on his orty-five-yard line. 1t was
bad break and Lafayette went to
pieces. Erickson. the star WASH
ington and Jefferson back, got away
for a thirty-five-yard run and then
Brenkert tossed a pass to Spillers,
who went over for a touchdown
tieing the score.
BY a clever bit of strategy wash
ington and Jefferson scored the
point after the touchdown and won
the game.
Brenkert dropped back ON the NJ
teen-yard line for a drop kick and
when the Lafayette line charged
through on him he tossed a pass
to Kopf across the goal line for the
winning point.
Lafayette took the lead late in
the first quarter. After a punt they
started in midfield and scored
touchdown on a rty-five-yard for
ward pass, Drummer to Berry: a nine
yard tackle buck by Gebhart and
long end run by Brunner.
Again, in the second period. get
ting the ball in midfield on a punt.
Drummer. Gazela and Gebhart ad-
vanced 1t to the five-yard line and
Drummer carried 1t over. Brennan
kicking goal.
Washington and Jefferson was
bodily outplayed in. the first half. but
they came back strong in the third
period. Brennan made his first bad
punt in the middle of the third
quarter when the ball went out of
bounds on Lafayette's forty-yard
line. Reese then threw a thirty
seven-yard pass to Erickson, and on
the next play Erickson ran around
left end for a touchdown and West
kicked goal. making the score 13 to
in Lafayette's favor.
Late in the fourth period the Sec
ond bad kick by Brennan paved the
way for the touchdown that won
the game.
The battle was witnessed by
crowd of $4,000. Lafayette was
handicapped in the fourth period.
when Berry. their end. who had
starred all afternoon. was knocked
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05
Maryland Fresh Trips
Army and Navy Props

COLLEGE PARK. Nd. Nov. A.
University of Maryland freshmen de-
feated the much lighter Army and
Navy Prep eleven here this after
noon, "a to o. From the opening
whistle there was little doubt as to
the outcome although the future gen.
erals and admirals fought pluckily
all the way.
Wilton and Supplee starred for
Maryland while Underhill and Flynn
were best for the visitors.
Lineup and summary:
The Washington herald., 1922-11-05

SuOdtutionse A. and n. Prep-Cook for
Moor. Hoses for Scott; Maryland-Yilek for
BonDett, Newcomer for Dorsett, Waters for
Newcomer. Dorsett for Waters, Than for
Hezog. Dent for Smith. Whitehead .or Hal
ley, HALEY for Whitehead, Reading for
Parker, Blackstone for Reading. Armstrong
foe Wilton, Wilton for Supplee. SuppIee for
Wilton. Touchdowns (2}, supplce.
Armstrong, Osbourne. Field goal-wiltop.
Goal after touchdown-Supplee. Goals
missed after touchdown-Supplee (2), Hall
t2l. Referee-Towcrs (Coiumbia). Um-
pire-Truitt (Maryland). Headlinesman-
spinney tJohss Hspkins). Time ef quarters