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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25
VERMILLION TRAIL LODGE.

R. B. Rutherford of the Vermil-
lion Trail Lodge, says the Lodge has
had good business this year but
expects much better next year when
the road work is completed and the
large travel is again resumed over
the, Ely-Tower highway.
Recent guests registered at the
Lodge were as follows:
Mr.. and Mrs. c. J. Rood. Erlinp
Sarbo, Miss Leah Slime, Miss AMY
Peterson, Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. lar.
son, Miss Anna Larson. Ludwig
Larson, DIR. and Mrs. II. w Onisf
and son, Miss Lydia Quist. Mrs. B.
A. Johnson, Mr.. and Mrs. L. G.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

$4,000 tons of yellow iron ore
and paint rock are being shipped
from the Adams mine, Eveleth, to
East St. Louis, Ill. where it will
enter into the manufacture of
paint. The use of this material
marks another epoch in the history
of the ranges as it is estimated
that there is enough of this yellow
material in this vicinity to last the
country for years and enough to
furnish the world with paint of this
kind.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

Making fun of prohibition must
stop declares the censor of the
vaudeville stage and hereafter jokes
of that nature are taboo. We were
always of the impression that the
vaudeville stage was to make people
laugh and this prohibition stuff GER
tainly makes people laugh.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

And now it is said that Dempsey
has been offered half million dol
lars to fight in France. One thing
is certain, however, none of the
Legion boys were mixed up in the
deal. They seem to feel that Demp-
sey and France don't agree unso-
far as fighting is concerned. Two
million of Legionaires fought in
France for $50 per month and
the boys feel that if Dempsey fights
over there for a half million he is
being paid just half million too
much for his services.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

In view of the large number of
tourists coming to the northern end
of the state, isn't it about time to
start an agitation down around the
southern end to place an "occupa-
ton taxi, or something on this
source of income?
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

'It don't pay to advertise" speak
some of our merchants. Wrigley.
the gum manufacturer will spend
three million in advertising next
year and the Standard Oil Co.,
three million and a half. Wrigley
has made millions advertising gum
which retails at a cent a stick or
five cents a bunch. Either It
pays to advertise or Wrigley and
the standard Oil are crazy.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

We note that a Chicago man
murdered his wife because she was
too extravagant. We hold this is
going entirely too far. Not for a
minute would we endorse or coun-
tenance or approve such drastic
methods, but we see no objection
in every married man reading the
item aloud to his wife.-Detroit
Free Press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

Congress in May voted money to
relieve the distress of starving and
fighting Indians brought to its at
tention last January. With the
same haste is this body attending
to the soldier boys wants.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25
His Stellar Role.

Young Thing (gushingly) And are
there any other stars In your COM
pany?
Ham Actor (grandly)-Stars, dear
lady? We are all stars. But there
is only one Betelgeuse. q
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-08-25

No wonder Russia and Germany
forgave each others debts. Look a.
the kind of money each would have
received. Neither rubles nor MARKS
are a very alluring prospect.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
BRINGING BoARDERs TO TIME:
Woman Employs Gossip as Medium
for Getting DeIinquents to Set
tie Their Bills.

Many and various are the schemes
employed by boarding house keepers to
spur collections from delinquent board
ers. The latest is to take gossiping,
the boarders' own most popular indoor
sport, and use it against them.
Easiest thing in the world" de-
clared an exponent of the new system
"All you have to do is spread the
news. You just weave it into the con-
versation off-hand like that amt it a
shame poor Mr.. Brown is having such
hard luck ard his wife so brave, too.
"'He owes me for three weeks
now,' you say. Not that I'd press
him for it. But he must be kind of
hard put to be hanging up poor
widow like me-
That's enough. Whoever tell tells
it to some one else. She tells some
one else. Soon it's all over the house,
and in time it gets back to Brown.
That usually brings him around. Few
persons can stand it to be talked
about. New York Sun.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
A Damp Fool.

Talking about getting work out Of
A husband" in a certain family there
is a saying, II wish you would do this
while you are wet A woman whose
husband was very good about helping
about the house had been imposed up
on until it came to the last straw,
when he was driven in from a hard
DAYS work in the field in the rain.
When he reached the house his wife
met him with, while you are wet"
do this, and "while you are wet" do
that
After she had kept him going for
some time she ordered him to get
bucket of water while he was wet"
He did, and when he came back with
it he threw it on her and said: "Now
you do something while you are wet"
Los Angeles Times.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Soothing Sights.

The committing train was crowded
and the Woman felt fortunate at Sc
curing a seat This feeling began to
dissipate when she realized that a
crying baby was in the seat ahead.
His tired mother danced him up and
down in vain endeavor to quiet him.
Then she stood him up so that his
tiny red face peered over her shoulder
at the people behind. His wailings
subsidized into SMILES as he looked
around. He was particularly attracted
by a young man sitting next to the
Woman, whom he gazed at intently.
Encouraged by her baby's silence his
mother patted him gently on the back
and murmured in soothing but very
audible tones:
There, there! That's good boy.
Now look at all the funny faces. -
Chicago Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
cIeopatra's Pearl.

Everyone knows the story which
is told Of Cleopatra to illustrate her
luxurious habits Of living-namely,
that she dissolved in her wine a preci-
GUS pearl. No one seems to have ques-
toned what must have been the effect
upon the drink, but one scientist, at
least, questions pointedly the posi-
bility of such solution.
Do we not all believe that the mag
nificent Cleopatra, regardless of ex-
pense, dissolved in her wine cup
pearl of great price, as If it had been
a lump of sugar? Is not the fact
familiar to every one? Yet, if you
test it, you will find the fact to be
that pearls are not soluble In wine.
The most powerful vinegar attacks
but very slowly and never entirely
dissolves them, for the organic matter
remains behind, il. the shape Of a
spongy mass larger than the original
pearl.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
FIT MATE FOR DARING OUTLAW
Maid Marion by No Means the Least
Valued Member of Robin HOODS
Brave Band.

Belonging to that shadowy band Of
characters who hover somewhere In
the borderland between fact and fic-
ton, Maid Marion and Robin Hood,
whimsical, charming, picturesque pee-
pie of medieval England, deserve a
chapter in the history of happy lovers.
Marion was a beautiful, graceful lit
tie maid, lowing the errant Robin with
all her youthful heart. She helped
him in his self-appointed task of rob-
bling the rich to aid the poor, and was
a thorough little out-of-doors creature.
No forest hardships We're too much
for her. She excelled in archery, was
a fleet runner and, in fact, was splen-
did in every form Of sport.
But Marion's family, so the story
goes, objected to her union with the
country-w wide reprobate, and every eff
fort was made to force her to wed a
middle-aged man whom she did not
love.
However, the jolly band of Robins
followers, by employing their ever
ready wits, succeeded in foiling pa
rental plans. Robin Hood and maid
Marion lived together in the woods
many happy years, known always as
the enemies Of the rich and selfish
anu the friends Of the poor and needy.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08

and State Of Minnesota, to-wit: The
South Half (S1s) Of the Northwest
Quarter (NWA) of Section Twenty
nine (29), in Township One Hundred
Ten (11O), North of Range Thirty six
1861, West of the Fifth Principal
Meridian, containing, according to the
government survey thereof, eighty
s(80) acres, be the same more or less,
will be sold by the Sheriff Of said
Redwood County at the front door of
the Court House in the City of Red
wood Falls, in said County and State,
on Saturday, the 18th day Of April,
1922, at eleven o'clock in the forenoon
Of that day, to pay the amount which
will then be due on said mortgage, and
the costs and expenses of foreclosure,
including Fifty ($5O) Dollars
attorneys fees stipulated in said morts
gage to be paid in case Of foreclosure
Dated February Fl, 1922.
MAUDE HENTON,
Assignee of Mortgage.
JOHN "A. DALZELL,
Attorney for Assignee of Mort.
gagee, Morton, Minnesota.
32-7ts,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
ARE ATTRACTED BY "M0VIEs"
Fierce Tribe of South America Brought
Into Subsection Through Magic
of White Man.

During the three centuries after the
conquest Of Peru, Spanish missionar-
les penetrated all parts of South Amer
lea. but were never able to gain head
way among the wild tribes Of what
is known as the Gran Chaco, or north
ern Argentina and western Paraguay,
an exchange explains.
These tribes, belonging to what is
known as the Chaco-G uaycurau FAM
lily of Indians, were described by the
early Spaniards as ferocious and ir-
reconcilable, with an intense hatred OF
the white man. They were restless
nomads. who lived by hunting and fish
ing. Only within the last twenty years
have they allowed the white man to
advance his settlements and then only
because of fear Of the Argentine army.
One sugar plantation and mill en-
pioys over 1900 Of these Indians. But
they still keep to themselves and per-
sist in their own customs. They live
apart in "toIddos," or reed huts; dye
and tattoo their skins and adhere to
their ancient ceremonies. They have
Termed a great liking for the Amer
lean moving pictures, however. AT
one plantation q moving picture show
is provided at the Indian village ev-
cry Saturday night, and, although they
understand neither English nor Span
ish, the Indians squat on the ground
and follow the actors with many
grunts in their cultural language. The
American cowboy actors are their fav-
critics.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Animals "Pretend to Die.n

Some animals can pretend to be dead
when they imagine they are going to
be hurt or taken into captivity.
A good example of this is seen in
the American hog-nosed snake. This
is small reptile about three and a
half feet in length, which has shovel
shaped snout.
1t Is perfectly harmless, but many
people have thought it to be most dam
gerous, because, when it is alarmed it
raises its head and expands the skin
folds on its neck-in imitation of a
cobra.
If, however, no notice is taken of
this performance, it pretends to be
dead, writing its body about as in
commissions. Lastly, 1t rolls over on
Its back and remains perfectly mo-
tfonless until the intruder is gone.
The Australian dingo dog is another
expert at feigning death. Mr.. w. s.
Berridge, F. 2. s., In aMarvels Of the
Animal World" tells of a dead
dingo dog that was taken into a hut
to be skinned.
This dog kept up its pretense OF
death and allowed portion of the
skin to be taken OF before it moved
and gave the game away.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
GREAT MAN FIRST OUNCE"
Term Has Come Down 10 Us In the
Present Day In Somewhat
Roundabout Manner.

II you should ever be called a
Ounce" don't feel insulted. Just
show your superiority by springing
this interesting bit Of Information. He
who made the term famous was a
great man. He was considered one Of
the most learned doctors Of the early
church and of the Franciscan order.
His name was Duns Scotus, and though
he was Ounce by name he was not by
nature, as he was renowned for his
sharpness and keenness. The present
significance Of the word "dunce." de-
rived from the name "Duns," is the
result of ancient theological disputes.
Away back in the Middle ages the
churchmen who had been educated in
the schools founded BY Charlemagne
were considered the savants of their
age and were respected for their great
learning. The time soon came, how
ever, when these theoIogians were no
longer regarded as authorities and
when their writings became unpopular
because of the ponderous and scholar
ly style in which they were expressed.
Among such theologians, called
"schoolmen," Duns Scotus was prom
inent representative and leader. Con-
sequently when a follower Of his ex-
pounded theories or quoted from the
works of the "schoolmen," he was
told, 20, you are a Duns," which Inn
piled, "Old stuff, my boy, entirely too
dull to be modern" Hence we have
the word Ounce" meaning dull,
heavy, dense.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Animals Blush.

Poets have for ages regarded the
blush as a thing of beauty in the
gentle sex; but, after all, it is only
a rush of blood to the face, caused by
modesty or some other emotion. An
imals blush, too, we are told, but
through fear. Horses blush in their
ears. especially the left one. When
a horse is frightened his left ear will
be found to be very much swollen.
This is also the case with rabbits.
Cows and similar animals blush just
above the hoof while the dog uses his
tail for this purpose. When a dog is
frightened his tail hangs limp, as he
has lost all control over it. Even in
sects are said to blush. They do it
in their antennae, or feelers.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
MORTGAGE FORECLOSURE SALE.

WHEREAS, Default has been made
in the payment of the sum of Ninety
COY Dollars, interest due March IL,
1921, upon certain mortgage made
and executed by Carrie Marie Dooner,
as executrix of the estate OF Michael
Dooner, deceased, as mortgagor, to
Deposit Bank of Winona as mort
gagee, which mortgage bears date
the 18th day Of March, 1915, and was
duly recorded in the office of the Re-
gister of Deeds Of Redwood County,
Minnesota, on the 18th day Of March,
1915, at $40 o'clock A. M, in Book
SO of Mortgages on Page 1896, and by
reason of which default the power OF
sale in said mortgage has become OPP
erative, which said mortgage, with the
debt secured thereby, was duly assign
ed by said Deposit Bank of Winona,
mortgage, to Maude Henton, by writ
ten assignment dated the 3rd day of
February, 1922, and recorded in the
office of said Register Of Deeds on the
21st day of February, 1922, at 2 o'clock
P. M, in Book 80 of Mortgages at
Page 160, and
WHEREAS, Said mortgage con-
tains a provision that if default be
made by the said mortgagor in any OF
the provisions of said mortgage 1t
shall be lawful for the mortgage, its
heirs. successors, or assigns or its
or their attorney, to declare
the whole sum secured by said
mortgage to be due, and to foreciose
said mortgage and sell the premises
thereby conveyed to pay the amount
due on said mortgage and the expenses
of such sale, including attorneys fees
of Fifty (s50) Dollars stipulat-
ed to be paid in case of foreclosure,
agreeably to the statute in such case
made and provided, and the assignee
of the said MORTGAGE has elected and
does hereby elect and declare the
whole amount secured by said mort
gage due and payable, and there IS
now claimed to be due and is actually
due upon the said mortgage at the
date of this notice the sum of Eleven
Hundred Nineteen and Eighty-nine
One-hundredths ($1119.89) Dollars,
and no action at law or otherwise has
been instituted to recover the said
mortgage Indebtedness or any part
thereof; -
NOW THEREFORE,, NOTICE IS
HEREBY GIVEN, That by virtue OF
the power Of sale in said mortgage
contained, and pursuant to the statute
N such case made and provided, the
said mortgage win be foreclosed, and
the premises IN said mortgage de-
scribed, situated in Redwood County
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
WoIseIey and Gordon.

There was nothing that Wolseley
loved better than to recount the adj
venture of his seeing Gordon of to
the Soudan on November Is, 1883, and
his dramatic conversation at the Lon
don railway station, says Edmund
Gosse, in an appreciation of Lord VOL
seley. Gordon was settled In the train
when Wolseley asked: by the way,
general, l suppose you have plenty OF
money! "Not a penny!" And VOL
seley, adds Mr.. Gosse, would recount
how he dashed in a hanson to his
bank, and brought back the banknotes
lust in time for the Indifferent Gordon
to slip them into his pocket as the
train went OF.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
March 1-March 49,
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

Notice is hereby given that the CO.
partnership heretofore existing be-
tween Fred ]. Carity and Harry Flath-
ers and known as Carity and Fathers
at Redwood Falls is dissolved. Fred
j. Carity has assumed all liabilities
and taken back the business and
Harry F. Fathers, while in no way
connected with the business, will be
retained in the services Of Mr.. Carity
as mechanic.
Dated at Redwood Falls this % day
of February, 1922.
Signed Fred J. Carity Of Carity and
Fathers. 2 issues.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
websters Lost Opportunity.

Daniel Webster, expounder of the
Constitution, great senator and elo-
quent orator, had set his heart on be-
coming chief magistrate of the Ameri-
can republic. All efforts to secure
the presidential nomination proved
abortive. He could have had the
nomination for the vice presidency in
1910 by simply indicating his willing
ness to accept Disdainfully he brushed
the suggestion aside. He considered
himself above playing second fiddle
with William Henry Harrison. Had
he been equipped with more self-abne-
CATION than haughtiness he would have
accepted, and had he done so he would
have become President April 8, 1841,
an even month after the inauguration
of Tippecanoe and Tyler, too, as a
result of Harrison's death.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
When Lincoln Practiced Law.

Once in the old courthouse at Meta
mora, H., prominent citizen of the
town sought Lincoln's advice because
a neighbors' pigs were in his cornfield.
Then no one had fences, and pigs
were privileged property. After lis
tening to the mans grievance, Lincoln
said: "Well, you will have to civilize
both the man and his pigs" Another
leading resident Of those early days
waited until Lincoln was through
speaking to inquire what he had bet
ter do about bad debt. Lincoln
asked how much money was at stake,
and upon finding that the sum was
$50 remarked: "Well, just throw it at
him. A man can't go through court
for $50"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
All Wrong.
The Mistake Is Made by Many Red
wood Falls Citizens.

The Mistake Is Made by Many Red
wood Falls Citizens.
Look for the cause Of backache.
To be cured you must know the
cause.
If it's weak kidneys you must set
the kidneys working right.
A Redwood Falls resident tells you
how.
Mrs. Louis Jungers, E. Spring St.,
says: "I used one box of Doan's
Kidney Pills for an annoying kidney
weakness and they cured me so that
have never since had return of the
read the recommendations of those
who had used Doan's Kidney Pills
with benefit, and was led to get some
for myself. After using one box, the
ment"
Price 80 cents, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Jungers had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
(Feb. 22-Mar. 1-8.)
ORDER FOR HEARING ON final.
ACCOUNT OF GUARDIAN.
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
COUNTY OF REDWOOD

COUNTY OF REDWOOU b.
In Probate Court.
In the Matter of the Guardianship
of William Smith, Ward.
The Guardian of the above named
Ward, viz John F. Knudson, having
made and filed in this Court his final
account, together with his petition re-
presenting that said guardianship has
terminated and praying that said ac-
count be examined, adjusted and al.
lowed by this Court, and that said
Guardian be discharged; 1T is ORD
Erred, That said petition be heard
and said account examined and adjust
ed by this Court, at the Probate Court
Room. in the Court House, in the City
of Redwood Falls, County of Redwood.
State of Minnesota on the goth day OF
March, 1922 at 10 o'clock A. M, and
that this order be served by publica-
ton thereof in the Redwood Gazette
according to law. #
Dated February 18th, 1922. J
A. r. A. LAUDON,
Probate Judge.
32-3ts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Catarrhal Conditions

eatarrh is a local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. Ii
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through the
Blood upon the Mucous Surfaces Of the
System HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists Nature In
doing it's work.
Ali Druggists. Circulars free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08

Our hero had sent copy of the
latest book Of his favorite author to
the writer himself, asking that it be
autographed. The simple request was
complied with and the book promptly
returned-New York Sun.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Improbable Story Reoinninos.

tmPr0Oaple Sfory 6e0lhnin9S.
Vladamintch noticed the excellent
diction of the street car conductors in
announcing the stations.
When Shamalback pulled up at the
garage he found the prices had not
been arbitrarily raised because he was
a tourist.
The maid opened the door and Cora
liza entered with the umbrella she had
borrowed the week before.
Before Ann Chovie left for Holly
wood to take up film work she openly
admitted she was not as good as some
OF the stars and therefore, never ex-
pected to reach stardom.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08

Milwaukee Sentinel: Farmers and
autoists fight the soldiers bonus plan
says a report. Why the "and"!
Isn't every farmer an autoist these
days?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08
Join the Club and help BOOST
Regular Meetings, the Third Mon
day of each Month, at 8
o'clock P. M

THEO. B. SEIFERT,
Cottonwood. Minnesota.
Professional in Piano Tuning,
and Player Piano Regulating
and Repairing.
Piano Tuning College gradu-
ate. Endorsed by leading must
clans and teachers.
Leave orders at Mike & Joe's
Parlors or at w. T. Wilcox.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08

Fairmont Sentinel: The farmer
has been getting the worst of it.
Time to give him an inning. II ne
doesn't prosper we will all go to
thunder.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-03-08

Springfield Advance: Mabel Nor.
mand assures the public that movie
actresses are not like they are pic
tured. True, many Of them are not
50 pure and innocent.