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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
IRELAND CONOUERS.

While the dream OF the leaders the Irish cause
FOR a separate and Independent nation is unrealized
there comes the people OF Ireland such promise
OF freedom as satisfies the majority OF its repre-
sentatives.
At the close Of 700 years OF protest rebellion and
refusal to recognize the force. there eerges
the Irish Free which gives the people the right
select their officers. with some exceptions
and 70 carve out their own destiny.
Il f. not the dream. IL those who have contended
FOR full freedom and a separate state away from
the empire OF Great Britain-but It Is victory far
beyond what hoped for a half century
when the highest hope OF the leaders was for
measure Of Home Rule
There IS pathos IN the srent figure OF De Valera
IN the closing hours Of the session which accepted
the terms forced from Lloyd George by the more
practical leaders IN the cause he headed.
His the vision which held together people
who were subjected 10 many tyrannies who were
held under the domination OF uniformed soldiers,
who we're faced by force but whose spirit
surrendered
When the Sim Fein made It's appearance it was
regarded monstrous thing organization OF
outlaws a mob 20 be hated.
But that body meeting as II could force with
force. defy1ng death. always holding aof the hope
OF freedom. struggled until the mighty empire
yielded all that It could yield-and still maintain
even a semblance Of being empire.
The power which Great Britain retains will be
largely nominal ano It quite likely that this
would have been forgone were It not for the moral
effect upon other portions OF empire which
now restless and whose leaders OF protest would
seize upon a complete severance from the emrire by
Ireland a signal for similar revolt.
De Valera the personal fate Of many
saders it is quite probable that the years will
demonstrate that he won though he did not
obtain his complete program.
II would 90 extremely unwlse premier OF Great
Britain who seeks 20 impose any unwecome condi-
upon the little island which has shown strong a
virlty Of national pride and feeling.
Il viii be extremely ncautious sovereign OF
Britain who ever tries to demand any obedience or
respect from these people on any terms save that
OF serving them we'll
The news dispatches indicate that the followers
OF De Valera will struggle on, demanding full sepa-
ration and full recognition a nation.
The extent OF this protest viii depend upon what
follows the coming OF the day and what free
dom comes TO residents OF the Irish Free state.
If there be actual Independence. without the
name. the further protest will probably fail. But
II the new order brings the slightest show Of force
the ranks or De Valera likely to increase amaz-
ingly.
Were there any lesson in this victorious outcome
force. that tyranny subdue a people that
Is intent liberty. that autocratic gone from
this earth forever
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

ready for the heroine. She's COM
ing in all alone.
Sam-C'rect. He waves his baton,
and the orchestra plays "Au BY Ny
self"
Pete-G-eat stuff. Thatn knock
'em. Just the right kind Of pa
thetic business. Hold on. though.
guess 1 got the picture wrong. The
Jane is coming in with a board
ing school crowd.
Sam-Sure!-He waves his baton
ard the orchestra plays, Hail! Hail!
the Gangs All Here"
Pete-Cut it out. Amt you got
nothin' I'm them horns but that? Give
us something that fits a little
sam I know He waves his
baton and the orchestra plays,
school Days"
Pete-That's the stuff. Now there's
going to be a lawn party, you know;
lemonade and tea and cocktails and
whatever they have--under avn
ings.
Sam-Tm next. He waves his
baton and the band plays "Tenting
on the Old Camp Ground"
Pete-TOo sad, Jazz it up a bit,
and maybe it viii do.
Sam-Sure,- band plays the
tune double time
Pete-Sounds good TO me Next
picture is a close UP Of the hero on
horseback. fording a stream.
Sam-Sure-I know He waves
his baton and the orchestra plays
There's one More River to Cross"
Pete-Just the ticket. Now we
see the villain looking in at the con
servatry window of the heroine's
house.
SAM get you.-He waves his
baton, and the orchestra plays
"Peekabo."
Pete-Not at all. Not at all, Dja
think this is one OF them Sennett
comedies.
SAM went long way back for
that one. How would Amt 1t a
Shame" do2
Pete-Good as anything, I guess.
Now Shorty. the hero has Just been
4 in for a swim, and is rubbing him
self down with a Turkish towel
ShOrty-with the sand-paper -
Shysh. shysh. shysh.
Pete o. X Couldn't be better.
Say, hold on though I made a mis-
take. This here picture amt the
one we want. II amt no super pic
ture at all. Oh well. 1 guess the
music ii do. When il goes on to-
night, you boys just use the stuff
I've give you up 10 here, and then
vamp the rest OF Il. I've got three
more rehearsals with other orches-
tras this afternoon.
(Curtain).
(COpyright 1927
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
THAT is PLEASURE?

out OF the volumes OF pathos and horror OF
t-assdy and sorrow OF despair and disaster Of the
people Of Armenia there comes most interesting
story that may the thoughtful or the scientific
10 stop and think.
one of the great OF the people OF this spot
% Europe IS the disease OF tvachoua which attacks
-Ie eye and brings with It blindness and much SUI
ce-IEg.
il is estimated that fully thrse-Quarters Of the
people and especially the children have contracted
this dread disease and that OF the first efforts
OF the Americans who came 70 feed and save these
starving wretched millions was 20 treat these
victims.
As tine cure. operation. extremely painful is
the quickest and surest means and many are being
restored 90 normal sight and health in this manner
When the doctors srread their rows Of glitterng
instruments in the hospitals the children rushed
20 canine ITEM. Now they ciAnor for an opera
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
Rehearsal With Orchestra
BY James ]. Montague

The scene is the partially darken-
ed interior Of a moving picture thea
ter. A new super picture is being
\ put into rehearsal with the orches-
ira This is necessary. in order that
! the action Of the picture may be syn
/ chronized with the music. Inasmuch
as il is a super picture. not a mere
picture which is TO be produced, the
music effects.-especially those pro-
duced by the traps are highly i'm
portant Indeed the director, whose
name is Pete. is seeking to do some
| thing big in the way OF harmonious
blending Of INSTALLATION and synco-
patton. He is not having altogether
an easy time with Sam, the orches-
ira leader; Heine. the trombone
player and Shorty, the man who
manipulates the traps. Let us now
proceed with the rehearsal.
e Pete-Now boys before we begin.
this here picture is a corker, and II
YOU guys do the right thing by it.
/ il will knock 'em. What ! want is
iffects-iffects with a capital e.
Don't pay no attention TO the sub
titles or try TO pull any stuff of your
own You just listen l. me, and do
what I say. Now get ready. she be-
gins with scene of a lot q warships
and your cue is for the Star Span
gled Banner. Good and loud That's
good. only it wants a little more
pep. Now Shorty it's up 10 you. the
hero's about TO enter.
Shorty-with the traps-clickitey
clackety. clickety clackety.
Pete-Nothin' like that Nothin.
like that at all. This guy is comm
in a aereOplane.
Shorty amt got nothin that
will make a noise Ike a aereoplane
Pete-Whats the matter with
them drums. Observation-Disclosures
l-like-you know how they sound.
Shorty-On the drum-rum dun.
dunn, dunn, Dunn.
Pete-Say that sounds like the
parade going by. D'ja ever hear a
aereOplane?
shorty-Can't says as I ever did
Close up that IS.
Heinie-Why not give him a sort
O. bugle call Hke-velcome TO our
city?
Pete-But this is the noise that
the aereoplane makes by itself. Rum
bic them drums Shorty (Shorty rum
bles them). That's the eye. Now, the
villain is coming on with the bunch
he hangs out with.
Sam-Sure, Waves his baton, and
the orchestra plays Hail, Hail, the
Gangs All Here"
Pete-Say, do you want to queer
this fllum? This bird IS a high
toner here. He amt no Tammny
Hall rough neck. Play something
that shows he's a villain all right
but a villain with a college educa-
ton.
Sam-Aw, there amt no such
piece as that.
Pete-Wen play something classy
then. Some OF that Irving Berlin
stun.
SAM get you. He waves his
baton and the orchestra plays
You'd Be Surprised"
Pete-Thats the stuff. Something
with q little eylite IN Il. Now get
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

Most OF us kin read an write but
we don't seem L think We kin al
lUs tell q Teller that knows what he's
talRin about but we've got T. git
purity close Z hear him. Informed
people invariably talk low. Some
times they're little throaty, bu.
they know what they're talkin'
about. An we mustn't fergit tn
PEOPLE that don't know what they're
writin' about. They're dangerous
cause we can't see 'em. Seem kin
be just as disiuusionin' as II kin be
believin'. But It hain't Q be won
dcred at that tn peoples thlnkin'
apparatusses are out % keller tn
same as prices an railroads. TIL
very air is heavy with propagandy
o. ever sort, an tn average run o.
PEOPLE are as susceptible as tn
waitin' list of a clairvoyant They
feel that somethin's wrong an
they'll grab at anything Ever
since I WIZ a little boy candidates
have been promisin' L reduce tax
es. a tax reducin' candidate allUs
begins by tellin' a few stories an
referrin' T. his good friend Judge
so an so. Than he straightens up
an tries & look very earnest an puts
his thumbs i'm his trouser pockets
an says, i'm a tremulous, husky
voice. but. my friends, Tiers a
very serious question L be settled at
tn comm election. a question vital
q those o. YOU who own your
homes" Then he goes after tn
poor, fat-chcsted taxpayer who,
with eager. up-turned face swallows
tn same idle dope his father before
him swallows, an his fathers
father, an so on down tn line Z a
period antedatin' tn sand hills O.
India
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
Try NEWS-TIHES Want Ads

Copyright 1922
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

There's so many problems, both
governmental an domestic. starin'
Us in tn face tday that tn crop O.
oracles is becomin' so unwieldy an
,allIative that it's beginning &
have a blghtin' effect on tn pur-
suit o. happiness, L say nothin' o.
peace. TIL line o. thought that's
bein' developed an nourished 10y
high taxes, threatened strikes,
boosted rents. freight rates. cafe
prices, disarmament. burglaries,
holdups. unemployment an tn gem
eral orgy o. gougin. that It would
be amusin' If IL wuzn' liable Z de-
velop int somethin' serious. We no
sooner greet a friend till he opens
up on some momentous question. In
N noisy cafe, high above tn notes
o. tn saxophone. comes bits of ex-
cited talk about unionism or tn
futility o. tn disarmament confer
cnce. Low murmurin's about taxes
may be heard in tn market places,
an even at football games In tn
CLANCY. flat-wheeled street ca
some o. tn most serious problems
that ever baftled a sorely tried
world are handled without gloves
an explained an clarified I'm tones
that penetrate ever nook an cor
ner o. tn car Even I'm tn the
alter we kin git a perfect solution o.
tn railroad situation II we keep
our ears open. We often wonder
how tn handful o. fellers in a Pull
man smokin' room happen Z know
everything. You'd think some one
might saunter in that didn' know
very much. but they don't We
seem L fergit tn fact that tn less
Teller talks tn moro he knows.
an tn less he's right tn louder he
talks an tn longer he's lOafed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
THE RIGHT START.

Not every boouegger is crook. a thief burglar
or murderer but every murderer. burglar thief or
crook is either directly indirectly bootegger"
This declaration by Mayor Seebirt states in an
emphatic way the close alliance of the old and the
new criminal. The fact that the new executive
recognizes the close connection is promising for
those who desire an orderly community.
The vast majority of law abiding citizens. who
have no strong conscientious scrupIes against alco-
houc drngs have fauedto recognize the seriousness
Of law violations the inevitable connection be-
tween all crime.
There are many who do not hesitate 70 traffic
with these dealers in contraband drinks or IN the
poisoned counterfeits which are spreading death.
madness and violence over the country
These same people would hesitate 20 buy a stolen
automobile. the OF a burglar or the bands taken
by yegg in on assault upon bank
The ranks of these older classes of criminals are
being recruited from the rangs Of bootIeggers and
all OF them turn TO this crime quite naturally an
aid 70 their business
The frank declaration of the new mayor shows
that he has sensed the real danger Of permitting
this form Of lawlessness to go unrebuked and un-
checked with such understanding the results
Of his efforts cannot be but beneficial to this com
munity.
The war veteran who shot a Chicago packer must
have discovered who invented canned corned beef
Hindenburg's bed has been sold for SIS. Now
Germany only needs s1.4s9,sss,s15.
Longest sentence in the world is II pronounce you
man and wife"
When a nowery fellow meets green fellow the
time ripe for a rotten deal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

Longest sentence in the world is 'I pronounce you
man and wife"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
SHORT BURROWS
By Kin Hubbard
POPLAR SONGS O. TIL LONG AGO

20-cent resturint when he saw a
fashy lookin girl he thought he
recognized. rs that you Madge? he
cried Z her. an she quickly turned
away. He chased after her, an
catchin her by tn feather boa. he
continued. Don't turn away. Madge,
I'm still your friend. Well then.
tn girl didn't know what Z say or
do. She wuz caught dead Z rights.
She wuz dressed too good Z be work
in an. besides, she'd had no trade
or calm whereby she could earn
a Twin At best she couldn't have
been maxim over six dollars a week
in them days Tn fact Wuz she
wuzn' Twin right. Finally she wept.
then tn Teller said. I'm goin' back
home on No. IS an I thought per
haps some message you'd like L
send She hesitated a little. an
then she halfway frightened up an
said. rather flippantly, Jest tell 'em
that YOU saw me an they'll know
tn rest. lest tell EN- 7 wuz lookin'
well. you know TIL Teller promised
he'd tell 'em. an wuz jest about L
dodge in fer a couple O. beers when
tn girl cried Z him an said, in
trembiin' voice. An tell mother
dear love her jest tn same as did
long years ago. an some day I'm
comm home agin L her These last
lines wuz allus tn cue fer tn aud
ierce L break completely down. if
not tn singer. Once while watchin'
tn audience leave tn the-ater after
hearln' tn song I heard a Teller say
C. his girl. Shall we stop at tn rest
urint an eat a bite. May?' no. Al
| bert dear. take me home quickly an
both dried Their eyes an climbed IN
a buggy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

Theirs a lot o. difference between
tn poplar songs O. t'day an tn
poplar songs o. my time" said
Professor Glen Harner. tn veteran
musician. tday. "Th' pathetic bal
lad used Z be all tn rage. I've seen
whole the-aters full O. people weep
az a song. Il w7uz a wonderful sight
~ look out at an audience from tn
stage while a ballad wuz beln' sung
It look out upon a sea O. tears
sparklin' in tn soft. mellow light o
tn auditorium Folks preferred
songs tinged with sadness. It wuz
along about this period that tn great
emotional plays o. East Lynne an
Camille captured tn country. One
night a Teller suicided while a young
lyric tenor an snare drummer IN
tn band wuz singin I Believe II
Cause Ny Mother Told Me So
Where IS Ny Wanderin' Boy
T'night? . Just Break tn News &
Mother Put Ny Little Shoes Away
/ only a Pansy Blossom an Teach
Cur Baby That I'm Dead are a few
o. tn ole timers that used L saturate
tn the-ater floors. You could never
tell when one O. these songs wuz go
in Z stir up a tender recollection an
somebuddy would have Z be carried
from tn the-ater. Jest Tell En-
That You Saw Ne wuz one o. tn last
o. tn pathetic ballads Z sadden tn
country. I've even seen tn orches-
| try break down an cry at this song,
while tn singer himself had Z use
smellin' salts Z go thrO' with tn asst
verse. TIL story o. tn song wuz like
this: a Teller wuz In a big city on
a 81 excursion an on mere pleasure
/ bent He wuz jest comm out OF a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

When a fowery fellow meets a green fellow the
time Is ripe for a rotten deal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

Hindenburg's bed has been sold for SIS. NOV
Germany only needs s1.4s9.9ss915
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

The war veteran who shot Chicago packer must
have discovered who invented canned corned beef
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08
LIABILITIES
RESOURCES
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS

Elmer Crockett VIM R. Baker Vcereddnt; NJ Boone
Harry c. Shk Secretary G. + Crockett H. B Bad Donald
McCrego w. O Davies w. A. Bugbee
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
j. S. MARINES WIN
OVER THE CHINESE
Now Are Champions in. Foot
bail in That Part Of
World

pEK1NG, Feb. 1s.-Thc football
championship Of China has now been
won by team representing the
American marines stationed in TCking
as the legation Euard. Tho title was
won. after the championship uf North
China hnd bech clinchcd by defeat
of the 18th infantry and by game
with the team from the American
club Of shanghai which went to tho
credit OF Pcking by the score Of 10 to
10. The final game was played in
shanghai before "A crowd OF about
5000 spectators ON the 3lst OF Dccem-
bcr.
Tho marine team had praCtlCcd for
about two months under tho coach
ing uf Captain Tcnney. former half
back at Brown University. and two
former Princeton players. The brand
of football which they put up would
have compared favorably with thar
Of many college teams in America and
thruout the short season OF three
games the marine squad was relieved
" all other duties. The trip TO
shanghai was taken by seventeen mon
and tho sqund was accompanied hy
Colonel Earmany. commander Of the
legation guard In PckinE as well as by
Coach Tvuncy and the marine ath.
lctic officer.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
OFFICERS OF CHINESE NAVY TO
SCRAP VESSELS TO GET WAGES

rt.IllNG. Fob. 1S.-officcrs OF tho
Chimes" navy have proposed to go
the Washington Armament Confer
yncc one better by scrnppiug the entire
Chinesr navy and selling ~ to pay
their salaries which are in arrears.
Tho Chinese uavy consisted in 1920
ur six protected cruisers. three dc
siruycrs. eight torpedo boats. thru'
torpedo Eunboats. four Eunhonts and
a considerable number Of river gun
boats Nine OF these however. were
under control uf the southern Chinese
guvcrnmn mt located at CantoD.
Th Chinese Officers proposed assu
that all hatticsiiips and cruisers should
To-. scfappcd.
Tho Chinese prc3s asserts that is is
In tile interest ~ their salaries. rather
than uf the peace ur the world thai thu
Chinese naval Officers rrupu r,i this
drastic step.
As ir the case of many government
departments Of Ch'uh at the present
t4t,. au.af4,g Tor mHny months arr
due the officials ANA personnel of the
navy. and the conference OF Officers
was called to- consider ways aud means
OF forcing the Miui"trNs " Finance to
allocate to tho Ministr, " Marine sur
f'cicnt money to mako UP thyso dy-
ficits
Feeling that sale OF an naval prup-
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
EIECTRFICATION OF RUSSIA
Is PREMIER LENINE'S SCHEME

about 90 miles south OF rctrograd.
Two stations are to be constructed on
tho Swir river between Omega and
Ladogr lakes.
Th RussIan clectrification plan con-
templates also tho erection of n large
number OF steam power tccntrals.
: should this ambitious scheme OF the
Russian Soviet government go through
as scheduled. II lis likely that Swedish
electrical and mechanical engineers
Will he drafted TO install tho mnchiu-
cry in the Russian power 'sta tioua.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
SILK IS SHIELD
AGAINST IYPHUS
Will Help Keep Disease
Carrying Lice Of
the Body -

MOSCOW. Feb. ts.-The wearing OF
,slk uhdcrclothes IS protection
aEainS; lico bitcs, whereby typhus IS
contracted, has been rcesmmcnfod by
Dr. ilcury Bccuwkcs, chief of tho
Medical Division OF the American Re
lie { Administration r-. -
Typhus is the chief contagious dis
case now prevalent in Russia. and any
unc travelling in railway irains on
living ,n Euasiau houses or hotels is
ant to bc bitten 10y lice. such ~ tho
general unclcanlincss OF both trains
and dwellings and tho people them
selves. die to ovcrcruwdinE. lack
soap. and changes uf clothes.
As possibly 50 per cont of Russia s.
population has been tvphus. the dan
ger Is Tar greater To- the foreigner.
Lice arc also fought thru drugs
which offend their sense uf SMELL.
Lump camphor worn in the pockets "a
SUPPOSED to drive them OF post
haste. Russians use n napthalcnc mtN-
turc for this purpose. but it's smell i'
so nauseating to the wearcr that
many prefer to take their chancrs with
the licr.
Tro ra=i~ur Institute. at Paris, de
viscd an anti-licr odpr which is in
general use. az an issue article. among
French troops serving u the orient.
So great 4, tn" danger or contract
ing ty1,hu- that tho Americans in ltus-
sia are taking the above precautions.
and all others they can think Of
I; is recommended tuat women cr-
tcrinE Russia should have an dmp'c
iqppiy Of silk stockings,
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

The Press LGcBt-i,sS Past
when Alexander led his host
And madc himself top-uotch win
ner.
Nobody read tn, Daily Post
To fiti1 out what he liked for dinf.cr.
Whom Caesar said. "Tbc dc is oact, -
Nnd wndcl forth to fiolus cf Elor>,
The papers never searched lus past
For dope tp make a sunday sturf.
Whom cleopatra vampcd some King
Until poor gupf. he lost his noodle,
Tho paper never said thing
About fair tlcu's Chimes" poodle.
When Shakespeare dhliicd with tho
stage
And wrote his classic mvlpdramns.
Nobody scanned tho feature pag"
To tcad ahcut his pink pa1am7s.
Hinton Gilmore In Naysidc Tales.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

crty and abolition of the navy was the
surcst way uf obtaining the necessary
funds. tho officers decided tp put this
proposition before the people
Their alternative, In casv this scheme
failed to- meet with approval. WIS that
officials who had Illegally withheld
their pay from them be made pcrsOu-
ally responsible.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

STOCKHOLM. Feb. iS.-Prcmicr
f..nine's long talked Of scheme for the
Identification or Russia appears to be
crystniiizfuE into action and II the
present rInus announced by officials
~ Tho soviet government go through
sweden will bc engaged in turning on,
blrh.poNcr turbines and other electFi-
fication materials and machinery Tor
several years TO come
In order TO I'm contracts said TO
have br.u entered into by the biggest
electrical works ut sweden, tho Swo-
disb manufacturers viii have to pur-
rbnsc .uurmous Quantities OF raw
materials from tho United states
where they are already huyinE great
deal Of copper for SWcdcns own e''v-
trification projects -, a.. r,,--
Professor Crlstfu, head OF tho Rus
sian departmut of classification, re-
comfy arrived at Trollhactian, IN CEN
fraI sweden, and began negotiations
with Guuunr W. Anderson, hcad OF
tho large industrial combine wHcn 70
now delivering locomotives TO the SOY
let government. for the rurchaS" ana
delivery OF turbines and other nccu"u
machinery for the Russian power sta
lions to be constructed within the next
feyv Years. TruilhuCttau is one OF
Swedcus largest manufacturing CEN
tcrs.
While the details of tho Russian or
dor cannot be given at this time. y
iv said tuat three or sweden Iars"S'
,,,,rbsrig,i works will have to be
messed into service tn meet the Rus.
sian contract. Professor Crastlo said
tbo Uussiau clcctrifratluu plan in
wolves tho building before 1890 Of ABOUT
in large power stations with Is total
OF o1o 600 horsepower.
one or the largest ot these power