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The Washington times., 1922-10-12
WHAT'S DOING
Today and Tomorrow
To-day.


Meetine-Chemical Society OF wash
ington. Cosmos Club. 8 p. m.
Meetins-st. Marks Mems Club. Par
ish Hall. 8 p. m.
Ladies' Nisht"--Ciyitsn Club. eve
ming.
Meeting - washington Salon and
northwest, evening.
Play-"Coiumbus." Musical and Dra-
matte Guild Of the National Council OF
Catholic Men. Central High School.
pinnerIc.tholle women's ssrvic.
Meetins-serseant Jasper Post, Amer
ican Legion. lloi E street northwest.
Lecture-Dr. J. N. Rushbrooke. jus,
returned from Russia. Calvary Bsptis,
o" Msetinspkit Carson Post, No. ., De.
partment OF Potomac, Grand Army OF
Republic, q. A. X. Hall, s:30 D. m.
MeetinE-chiid Hygiene Association.
Continental Hall. s;so ?. m.
Meeting--st. Luke's Mems Club. Par
Dinnsr-Xrts Cinb OF washington.
2o17 I street northwest, 2 p. m.
Tomorrow.
Meetins-Big Sisters OF the District.
TOO Eleventh street northwest, 9 .. m.
Card Party - Catholic Community
House. sos u street northwest, $3.50
Msstinr-womsa's Aui.nc. OF All
Souls Church. tTss Columbia road
Mss,ins-Amsriesn A..oeia,I ,Iop o,
Uuiversity Women. National Club. 1875
I street northwest. . p. m.
M.eting-wsshInGton Alumni Of west
srn MARYLAND csiisss. nssttt Hotel
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CONVICT FORMER BUTLER
OF ATTACK ON MRS. GRAEF

On the testimony OF Mrs. Emily
Graef. Of 1926 Thirty.fifth street
northwest, William Irving Hoselv,
colored. a former butler, yesterday
was convicted in Crimina. Court. No.
1, Of felonious attack. 49,. .. i'.',.
Mrs. Graef; taking the stand. de-
clared Hosely attacked her In her
home in the early morning hours Of
July 10. She said she struggled with
him for more than twenty minutes,
finally frightening him off.
Hosely told the court that he did
not attack Mrs. Graef, but attempt
ed to quiet the woman after he had
been discovered In her ROOM He
said he had been discharged from
Mrs. Graef's employe without notice
and needed money on which to live.
II took the fury but a few minutes
to find Hosely guilty.
Judge Stafford, presiding in Grim.
inal court, remanded Hosely to jail
for sentence.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
k|WAN|S Of q
CLUBS GATHER
FOR SESSIONS
Between 600 and 1000 Here
to Attend Capital District
Meeting-Their Plans.

Between 500 and 1000 members
from the twenty-four clubs COM
posing the Capital district Of
kiwanis are gathering here today
for initial sessions of an annual
meeting which will continue through
Saturday. The district embraces
Washington, Maryland, Virginia and
Delaware.
Prior to the formal opening at
10 q. m. tomorrow there will be
conferences Of trustees, presided
over by Judge Julian Y. Williams.
or Alexandria,; secretaries. headed
by Frank l.. Louthran, Richmond,
and presidents. with Joseph NJ.
Fentress, OF Norfolk, In the chair.
The three District Commissioners
will be presented to the Kiwanians
at their first assembly in the Wash.
ington Hotel. Following the morn
Ing deliberations. all delegates will
motor to Alexandria, where special
exercises are to be held. Tomorrow
night will be stunt night" and an
unusual program has been arranged
In honor Of the hundreds OF visitors.
A banquet at The Washington Sat.
urday night win conclude the meet.
ing. .r
Claude II. woodward. newly elect.
ed trustee tof the washington Kiwan.
lana 10 chairman Of the general
committsA
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TWO-YEAR-OLD,
HIT BY CAR, IS
ONLY BRUISED
Bette Hill in Narrow Escape
From Death-Autos In
jure Three.

Although struck py a street car, I,
two-year-old Bette Hill, 33l7 0
street northwest, escaped with a
slight bruise on the forehead. the
child was in the street in front oil
her home when sne was struck.
After she was given treatment at
Georgetown Hospital she was re-
moved to her home.
Thomas Sullivan, fifty-eight yeai 8
old, 20S3 Lawrence street northeast
while walking across Bladensbnrg
road, near New York avenue. was
knocked down by an automobile ana
was hurt about the head. He. wns
treated at Casualty Hospital.
John L. Bailey, twenty-five years
old, 115 f street southeast, suffered a
sprained ankle when he was thrown
from his motorcycle, which was II,
collision with an automobile In "'ron;
of PAPA Eighteenth street northwest.
George Watson, 1921 M street
northwest. was injured about knee
when he was knocked down by an
automobile on Thirteenth street, De-
ween @ and II streets northwest.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
Streets Soon To Be
Like Pockets,
One Way

Commissioner James F. Oys-
ter today expressed the opin-
ion that the time was coming
when streets in downtown
Washington would all be one
way thoroughfares.
It's only a question of time
when regulations will be neces-
sary establishing one way
streets in all busy sections"
he said.
The commissioner has talked
with Inspector Albert J. Head
ley, in charge Of the traffic
bureau, about such streets.
Inspector Headley said today
he had found all one-way
streets to be most unpopular.
"The public does not ap-
pear to want any of them,"
he said" Every time we
name a one-way thcroughfare
a howl goes up"
No recommendations for
such streets will be made ut
this time, the inspector said.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
KILLED By TRAIN WHILE
WIFE LIES IN HOSPITAL

, While his wife was lying i'll at Sib-
ley last night, Greeley Curtis Bran
ner, twenty-five years old, IS Milton
street. Clarendon, Va, was run over
by train which was backing out Of
Union Station and was killed in.
stantly. Because Of her condition,
news of the tragedy was withheld
from the wife, Mrs. Nina Branner.
Branner was killed near the coach
louse, between Florida and New
York avenues northeast, where he
was employed as shopman. AS no
one witnessed the tragedy, II is not
known under what circumstances he
was on the tracks at the time.
Coroner J. Ramsay hewitt ordered
that the body be removed to tn,
District morgue, where an inquest
will be held today.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
DISABLED MEN iNDoRsE
GEN. SAWYER'S PROGRAM.

with but one dissenting vote, rep
resentatives Of 1000 members OF the
Disabled Veterans Of the World War
Of the District In annual convention
last night adopted resolutions IN.
dorsing the administrations and In.
tent Of Brig. Gen. Charles e. Sawyer.
as chairman Of the Federal Board
for Hospitilization. and Col. Charles
r. Forbes. as director Of the Vctcr-
ans Bureau.
Unauthorized criticism of these Of
ficials by other organizations, or by
individuals, was assailed by Emmett
w. Scott, newly elected District com.
1--WE Justly feel that we. the dis
abled men themselves" said Scott,
''are the ones who should judge the
acts OF the governmental agencies
charged with administering the law.
We shall cooperate to the limit."
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
EAGLES
HOLDELECT|ON,
VISIT. HARDING
Contests Expected for Some
Important Supreme Castle
+ Offices.

Stiff contests for several desirable
offices in the Supreme Castle,
Knights Of the Golden Eagle, are
marking today's sessions of the con.
vention Of the fraternal order at the
Ebbitt House. In the main these
center about the posts OF supreme
second guardsman. supreme keeper
OF the exchequer and supreme, high
priest. ~
Thomas A. Jenkins. Of fronton.
Ohio, Is said to be assured Of nd.
vancement from supreme vice chief
to supreme chief and John B. TreIb.
Ter, OF Philadelphia, Of reelection as
supreme master Of records. Election
Of officers Ii not likely to be com.
pleted until this evening.
Business was halted at l o'clock.
when the knights were scheduled for
a reception by President Harding at
the White House.
Among fmporta mt matters disposed
Of this morning were the suggestion
by Pennsylvania members Of the
supreme castle that sessions Of that
body should be held bienniaIly in
stead Of annually. as at present
which was defeated, and the decis ON
to submit to the membership of 75..
600 the question Of founding .a-
tional farm and orphanage. The re-
suits OF this referendum viii deter
mine the castles course Of action
next year.
A nationwide membership cam
paign is to be conducted by the Rev.
John r. Boardnan and Joseph
Rheinhart. jr.. Of Newark. N. j.. ma
tional organizers,
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
SECOND LIEUTENANTS
ARE EXAMINED TO-DAY

Candidates for appointments as
second lieutenants in the regular
army will be examined today for
their mental and physical qualifica.
tons. Examinations are being held
throughout the Third corps area. and
appointments will be made early next
year.
On October 20 these candidates will
come up for another examination, a
final one, to determine whether thew
have the necessary qualifications for
an officer.
Appointments will be made from
successful candidates in all branches
Of the regular army. except the
Judge advocate generals office.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
SMITH TAKES
UP, HIS NEW DUTIES

Justice James Francis Smith OF
the United States Court Of Customs
Appeals today entered upon his now
duties AZ 4 member OF the District
Court Of Appeals, TO which he was
appointed by Chief Justics Taft.
Justices Barber and Martin OF
the Customs Court are also nt the
disposai Of the Arpeiiats Cow
should its chief Justice and
Justics Mccoy Of the D'strf2
prsms Court request their =
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
ALLIED FLAGS
HONOR BRAVES
OF I NATIONS
Delegates Visit Harding and
Honor Unknown. Dead
at Arlington.

For the first time since the arms
conference internationalized the
Capital, flags of the allies tapped
through the streets yesterday. borne
on automobiles containing delegates
from seven nations to the Fedora.
ton Of 1nterailied War Veterans,
en- route to their third convention,
at New Orleans. .~
The group Of thirty-five. escorted
by high officers OF the American
Legion. made only a brief stop in
Washington. They arrived at 4:35
o'clock In the afternoon and depart
ed at s:t5. but during their five
hour visit they did much to re-
cement the bonds Of association in
warfare.
Visit President.
Al Union Station the delegates
were met by a reception committee
composed Of commanders Of legion
posts In the District. headed by
Watson B. Miller. division .conn-
mander, and assisted by Lieut.. Col.
H. N. Cootes. Lieut.. J. b. Heffer.
man. U. 8. NJ. and Capt T.. NJ.
Arthur.
President Harding received the
group on a second visit shortly be-
fore their departure from the city,
when copy o: the famous ,i,int.
ing, America" by REM Mel, vas
presented to him by the artist in
person.
The chief ceremony Was at the
tomb Of the unknown dead IN ar.
lington Cemetery a bronze tablet
was presented by Charles Bertrand,
member OF the French Chamber Of
Deputies and president of the inter
allied federation. A detail of cav.
airy stood at attention while B,r.
trand spoke through an irter prefer.
Honor Unknown"
The Arlington exercises wer. fo,.
lowed by dinner at the RACQUET
Club and the second call at the
White House
Tho tablet to be affixed to the
tomb bears this legend:
ITO tho unknown hero Of the
American people. the homage of his
allied comrades In arms who Fought
for liberty by hts side.--Interna-
t!onal Veterans Federation. Oc-
tober. 1922" " .0,'.I.0
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
Autos Stolen Here
During Past
"a Hours

Charles w. Bouvet, Of Bethesda,
Nd. reported that his Overland
car, Md. 64.S22, was stolen last
night from In front Of the Govern
ment Printing Office annex.
L. II. Feldman, 338 Third street
northeast, complained that col.
ored employe used his Ford. Do
livery truck, ID. c., 7e!ss3, 20 de-
liver an order and did not return
C. N. Davis, soa d street north
west, compained that . thief stole
his delivery wagon from = garage
In the rear ef ll3s Sixth street
nerthwest,
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
SO DISABLED VETS TO BE
STEPPING STONE GUESTS

Fifty disabled soldiers will be
guests Of the Stepping Stone. the
home for unemployed. at 225 Penn.
sylvania avenue nrothwest. tomor.
row In celebratio Of the homes
first anniversary.
In the afternoon the men viii,
attend q matinee performance at
Keith's Theater through the cour.
tesy Of the management. They
will return TO the Stepping Stone
where q buffet supper will be
served.
Tomorrow night there win Le q
community sing.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
TWO DOGS ATTACK MAN,
BITTEN ON ARM AND LEG

Michael J. Cox, fifty.nine years
old. 5523 Sherrier place northwest.
complained to the police of the
substation at Tenleytown last night
that he was attacked by two dogs
at Jewett street and Conduit road
northwest.
He was injured about the let
arm and left leg. but not seriously
A physician In the neighborhood
gave him firsteid treatment.
Police are looking for the owner
a. the doGs
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
SOMEBODY PLEASE LEND
HENRY A PEN.

ID ar spar Tir Nv brok n . ! tt r
on my typ writ and 1 can't q
r pair man out to FIX II. Tv rot som
sood contrisutions want you e hsy I.
IT'S rtainly . II UH I didn't hay 20
MS tn missing ! Il In that word,
anyway Of . not Isn't Hf Yours
xasp rat dly.
II NRY L.
r. s.-H = . Mttl pu.zl for the
Eon bustf
Ill.,
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
Baptist Unions to Meet.

The third anniversary meeting of
the Columbia Federation Of Baptist
Young Peoples Unions will be held
at the Baptist Church In Clarendon,
Va. next Tuesday night. The junior
intermediate unions from Virginia
arn arranging the program. A
skotch entitled The Dream Chair
Will be presented.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
WE ARE ALL GLAD.

GOIDIE's many friends and
admirers will be delighted 70 learn
that she has practically recovered
performed on her left eye. Tho
operation was entirely successful.
10 NJ. @. and x. J.. had better look
to their beauty laurels!
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
'aiIor Sued for Mainten ance.

Jacob shoofal, . tailor. who. &C.
cording TO his wife, 10 earning
$4,000 a year, has been named de-
tendant In a suit for maintenance
by his wife, Mrs. Sophie shoofal,
who alleges he abandoned her and
ha. declined % to provide for hsr and
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
OUR OWN THIMBLE THEATER.

OUR OWN THIMBLE THEATER.
Scene, 4 :.ndy 'hsss b. tas go.
diam; st.ns.,s GS's%sS: IS sSs plants spsn''h
First saiIor-Gosh, Mr.. Columbus,
you darned near planted that flag on
coiumbus-In the name Of King Fer
dinand and queen Isabella, I claim
these lands for Spain. On your knees.
meni
second sailor--what did he sayr -
Third Saiior--I don't wanna knssi on
this wet sand: itli take all the crease
outa my new pants.
First sailor-I wonder n they got
any saloons In this Joint.
Colum bus-So this 10 India!
Second sailor-wha' say. Mr.. Colum-
bus7
Third saiior--wondsr II can fad
a nice corner lot here for my old
First ,saiior--I don't see no csmsls
here; there must be . saloon around
somewhere. There's gotta bel
coIym , Su:7Rs.ii.edl The dr.. d.:s,, r Of Of
to pay any more income tai. don't
see why Ferdinand wants to pick on
those dirty Moors all the time. any
how.
Second saiIsr-what's he Ginning to
himself about now?
First sailor--want q drink. Want
to eat. Say. you. Don Comes. hack
open = can Of those sardines and lets
chow.
iEnter a score Of soiled natives.
CoIum Sus-what be these men,
Aba! 'Tis India! To natives: Ad-
Vance! dub thee Indiansi
First Sailor-Better dub EN- with
the sharp side o. your sword. Chris;
they don't look good to me.
Second Sailor--what's he sayin' to
'em7
Columbus - Speak up. Indians
Whence came you? What place 10
this?
Indians-Ughi Ughi
Coiumbus-Hablan ustedes EspanolH
Indians-Huh
First Sailor (sidling up to Indian)-
slip me a drink, buddy.
Coiumbus-They ARE dumb! Ha,
music. the universal language! Boys,
crank up the phonoEraph.
(Music. Enter Indian fiappers. All
start toddlinE. Columbus gaIes on
with paternal kindliness. rubbing
hands General merriment.)
Second Sailor-I can't hear what
they're playin'. but II looks like . fox
trot. I'll take chance. Come on.
First saiior-Thank God. they ain't
ed, ea,SitIaSn oa,S lien sx,. Ta1s Ta4
Joint.
(curtain.)
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
COLUMBUS.


A nation great now halls your fame.
Columbus. ISL FL
A world now sIoriss In your name.
You needed not the mocking Jest,
But bravefy strove to do your best--
You stood cruel. heartless test.
Columbus.
While others wspt you, shed no tear. '
Columbus. ~ - 80. '.a....
ThrGgSS SsInrI5 peru snl great you had no fear.
For in your, silent. thoushtful way,
You saw no reason for dismay. 3.
But waited for the glorious day,
Columbus. .. a af
For days you braved a storm tossed sea.
Columbus. -
Strong men united in = plea. =.
Their plea changed to an angry roar,
They threatened to turn back to shore.
But when you spoke they said no more,
Columbus.
Then came the blessed cry Of Land"
A cry that thrilled your weary band.
A strange land now revealed to sight.
To meet your gaze Of fond delight.
A world discovered by your might.
Columbus.
This same world now admires your deed.
Columbus. - -
Great mes like you will always lead.
The men that know not how to fail.
Who set their goal. then start to sail
They are the men that .blaze the trail"
Columbus. ~.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
BUS HIM ONE AND WALK,

apologies to the Chicago News,
New bus maGnate declares q. q. can
top anything In the bus line Europe's
public conveyance concerns may
offer.-News Item.
The shades of night pers fallina
fast
As up the Avenue there passed
An omnibus more toll and vast
Than dinosaurs of yore;
Then other monsters IN a ro1D-
The postal toner looked mean
and loU,
The Raleigh like bungalow
A million people matched the
show
And cried "Ezcelsior"
They moved majestic under sail
As Moby Dick, the giant phale,
While YelloU Ta1ts on their
trail,
Like dclphins, frtsked, or por-
poises; y
But private pleasure cars and
flivvers
That used to roll along in rivers
Crept to the curb and stared
Nth shivers
At these colossal corpuses.
WATT HERTZ.
A new brake lining IN your car
r. worth two goat glands In your
neck.
PHIL M. UPP, M. D.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
J. II. HOLMAN.
Some More Cheap Verse.

(Any cheaper and It would be free.
II you
Can't find 1t In your heart
To forgive an enemy
And can't lick him,
About the only comfort
You have left
Is to tell
Lies about him.
HUNK COLE.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
HYGIENE EXPERTS ASSEMBLE HERE TO DISCUSS CHILD WELFA
Y|l|sHE!:aRD1 60 z D1eSkE!lk
.~ SPARE TIRE .

HEARD
When a man Is inter-
Rupted while saying his say
you'd think that s0inter
Within him held s,0ay.
II you try to butt in :
On q sconsan you'll see
That she Won't stop but tn
Sists on talking happily.
ibid Both.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
Aha! Tho Secret Is Out.

tTwo to one this contrib's q woman. }
The reason many a man refuses
to listen to his conscience IL be.
cause he knows 1t would simply be
repeating what his wife has al.
ready told him.
WILLYA B. GOODE.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
OW!

Dear Spare The-Saw where
some highbrow knocked the Old
Column as a lowbrow institution.
I lust want to say that It must be
awful to be . higi,brow and have
to keep forever on ones guard 10
avoid manifesting interest and
amusement at anything.
LAWRENCE L. HOGAN.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12
A VACATION DELIGHT

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order Il sent TO your seashors
or mountain resort-95 cents
Q month, $3.50 for three months.
The Washington times., 1922-10-12

contains baseball scores. com.
pIete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen
ings. Get your news day ahead.
, 1922-12-04

future OF comfort, education and love
A great many people are under the
mistaken impression that the entire
amount TO be raised Is to be given b.
Natrona county. The entire amount
Is over $4,000. OF which Natrona
county's quota Is 5000 Inasmuch
as more babies ara cared for from Ma
trona county than from any other
county In the state. It is not felt that
the quota for our county Is exhCrbit-
ant. The dance. which was to have
been held this week, has been post
poned until next week on account OF
the Red Cross seal campaign II will
continue from Monday. December IL.
10 Saturday. the 18th.
II a child is sent to the home. and
The father. or mother, as the case
may be. IS able. n mail crarge Is
made for the support OF the child. and
il is kept until such time as he par
ent is able to make a home for II
again and returned. and is not adopt
ed into another family. though It may
he kept by another family without
adoption until returned to h parent
In his way. the parent does not re
Iinquish control of the child. II. hoy
, 1922-12-04

a Few short months. and said that sh
vas the very picture OF health. and
hat he had never n his life seen such
a wonderful transformation
some years ago. a. NJ. Wilson re
members. a mother was separated
from her husband. and left with four
little children, for whom she was un-
able TO care. They, were taken by the
society and cared for for a year or
more. Later the mother remarked.
ana was able TO get back her child
rem. in good health and web nourish-
ed. with minds and bodies responding
To ennghtening and up-haildoing
treatment, and was happy in being
reunited with them and with a hus-
band who loved them end looked upon
them as his own.
He recalls also a family in poor cir
cumstanres with two children The
woman wos not healthy. and when the
third chllo came. It was decided that
4. would be impossible for her to care
for It as she should. 1t was taken by
the society. and finally adopted into
the home OF n family OF affluence
with all the advantages that any boy
or girl could wish. with an assuret
, 1922-12-04

torney. which he held for some years
in the early days OF Casper. AR
Wilson naturally came n contact
with cases which came under h jur-
sdtction OF the Children's Home so
city. and can recall many Instances
where waits were cared for by the
home. placed In good homes, adopted.
and now are clever boys and girls
with bright prospects before them,
with loving fosier-parents who re-
card them as their own children and
would not part with them for any
thing.
He recounts n story wheTe a mother
lost two children with a dreaded dis
ease, in two days. and was left child
less and heart broken. A little sirl
was found. two days old. under such
circumstances that the mother agrees
to reiinquish her right to her Mr..
Wilson and the court commissioner.
NJ. p. Wheeler. worked until nearly
midnight. Christmas eve preparing
the papers or adoption. and when
| everything was legally executed. the
mother who lost her children became
possessed Of the little babe. and she
declared thar it was h happiest day
she had had for ten years. and she
wa delighted with her Christmas
present.
.dr. Wilson recalls another instance
where he met Miss Jewell on the trair
with ) Mttie girl who looked as thougi
sh vas about dead with hunger an'
suffering. He saw the girl again il