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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
SOLON

SOUTH-Margaret daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. Walter Clark. is i'll with
scarlet fever.
z. G.. White and Maurice Gaylord
have been packing apples at W. o.
Paul's.
Mrs Myron Loomis, who has been
visiting her parents. Mr., and Mrs.
Nelson Holmberg. has returned to
Skowhegan.
Mrs. Peter Sired of .kowhegan
was In town recently for u week. the
guest of Mrs. Augusta Holmberg and
other friends.
The Washington school is closed
on account of illness.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Light and Airv
Slow Music

Slow Music
Did you read the sad story Of Bill and
Joe?
They were both as good scouts as
you'd care to know.
Till Bill got bunch that he owned
the whole road
And the rest of the bunch they could
kick and be blowed.
Now it happened that Joe with as
Surance sublime
Had similar bunch at the very same
time.
The details are lacking; suffice it to
say
That they CHANGED to go driving the
very same day.
They met at the corner, there's no
more to tell.
They may be in heaven, but they're
probably not.
The AutomOhi1ist
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
That Dosiess Ward
CWaterville Sentinel)


1t has been discovered that in one
whole ward in Portland there is not
dog nor a dog owner We don't
know about you, but for us PERSONAL
ly that's just the ward where we
should not care to live. The only
dogless place we are sure of is hades.
About as many believe dogs go to
heaven as those who don't, but we
never heard any one claim they go to
the other place or who could give any
good reason why they should.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
One Success, Anyway

(Jay E. House in Public Ledger)
Anyway. whatever his talent as an
Interpreter of the mechanical drama,
we can't forget what Mr.. Hays did
for the Republican Party. For the
first time since 1908 the Republican
Party appeared in the campaign of
1929 without maternal blood on it's
hands. While Mr.. Hays didn't sue
coed in amounting all of the wounds
and Commissions, he did persuade ev-
erybody to wash up.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Maine Gossip
A Morales Tale

He did his little task so we'll.
Was so meticulously careful
In far more ways than one may tell
That chap was positively pray erful-
That when promotions had to be,
To fill a higher place they'd move
Some less snug-fitting chap than he
Into the bigger, better groove.
They figured thus: HE fits that
niche
AS though he had been born to fill
it.
Until he shows ambitions itch
Twill not be best to scratch him
will it?
This other chap has made less good
Yet seems to have the proper spirit
He might do better if we should
Remove him to the top, or near it,
And so he kept the place he filled
In that same beau-ideal manner, :
Because they did not think he w'lled
To plant on higher peaks his banner
No moral crowns this yarn l tell
'Tis merely truthful to the letter;
He filled a third-class job SO well
They never offered him a better.
Farm Life.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
CUT THIS OUTFIT Is wORru NONE,

CUT THIS QUIT Is WORTH MONEY
Cut out this slim. enclose with 80
and mail 1t to Foley & Co. 2s35 Shelf
neld Ave: Chicago. ILL.,. writing your
name and address clearly. You VII
receive In return a trial package Goa
.alning Foley's Honey and Tar Com
Foiey Kidney Pills for pains in sides
ana back; rheumatism. backachc. kid
ney and bladder ailments: and Foley
Catnartic Tablets. a wholesome and
constipation. biliousness. headaches.
ana sluggish bowels Sold every
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

In view OF the attitude of some of
the foreign nations represented at
the Washington Conference Uncle
sam may reply to the invitation to
participate In the Genoa conference
that he will agree 70 do so in prin-
ciple" but remain at home In fact.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

The Red" propagandists are work
ing overtime for recognition of the
Lenin government in Russia. They
are scarcely fooling anyone save
those who wish to be fooled.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

Japan Blocks blicity."-Head-
line.
For ways that are dark" China
isn't alone peculiar.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

An unpleasant solution of the
freight problem in Aroostook would
be the dumping of nine thousand
carloads of the tubers on account of
a slack market.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
One Grand Sweet Song

Boston Transcript
Disability and job insurance for the
age-earners, crop insurance for the
farmers, weather insurance for the
sporting fraternity-all that is need
ed to make life one grand sweet song
is profit insurance for the business
man.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

Norris Nicl;erson of Island Falls,
Me-. the son of farmer, speculatin:
on the extent o: his steps between
sunrise and sunset. put on a pedom-
eter one day and after doing his u.s.
nai daily chores the instrument reg
istered 10 miles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

1t cost a Lewiston dentist $500 to
leave a piece of metal probe in a
patients tooth, Mrs. Louise Perron
securing a verdict for that amount in
her suit for $4,000 against Dr.. r. S.
Dumont Saturday in the Androscog-
gin supreme court.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Altogether Too Suggestive

Bfowne-What caused you to with
draw all of your money frcm the
Fleetfoot bank?
Towne-Every time I entered to
make deposit I found the cashier
with his hat on.-Judge.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

state that includes the very princi-
pie that they now repudiate.
I'VE shall take adequate measures
to protect producers who desire to
send us their milk"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Saving Dispositfon

Howard-I hear Schuyler Is econo-
MIXING.
Jay-Ye, he doesn't pay any atten-
ton to girl now unless she can en-
terrain him at dinner.-Life.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

day night to discuss plans. A build
| ing committee is already at work and
a committee to solicit funds has been
appointed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

General Wood recommends a cut
of ten millions in the Philippine bud
get. Of course he will not be pop
ular-in the Philippines.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

Canadian penny pieces of the 1917
coinage, having the head of King
George, silver plated and resembling
the Canadian 25-cent piece of the
1920 issue, have made their appear
ance on the border. Four of these
coins were found when the receipts
of the basketball game were counted
up Saturday night at Calais, having
easily got by tho ticket sellers as
nothing of the kind has been known
here before. How many more are in
circulation is not known as this is
the first discovery made public. Now
everyone is looking closely at their
Canadian silver.
Bath has a very unusual political
: situation. the mayoralty seeming to
be without candidate. Mayor
Cahill asserts that he positively will
not run for a third term. So little
interest is being shown that the Re
publican and Democratic leaders are
talking of putting up a coalition
candidate.
A conference was held recently in
Rockland between a committee from
Winslow- Holbrook Post, American
| Legion, and prominent citizens rela-
tive to plans for d Memorial build
ing. One plan suggested is a Y. NJ.
c. A. building that would also be a
memorial building, the Y. NJ. G. A.
| owning a splendid lot at the corner of
LIMERICK and Union streets.
Joseph II. sstetson OF Lewiston on
Sunday celebrated his DIST birthday
at st. Mary's General hospital. where
he has been for some time, being I'M
able to walk. He is a native of
F'rceport, where he lived on his faith
er's farm until u, when he went to
sea, following that for six years. He
business as tinsmith. He formed
the j. Fl. Stetson Co. in 1866, it now
being managed by his sons. He
married in 1851 Miss Harriet Jane
| Smith of Bath. She died about four
years ago. Three sons were born. all
of whom attended his celebration.
Mr.. Stetson is one of the oldest Scot
fish Rite Masons in Maine, being
made a member of Maine Consistory
nearly so years ago. He has been a
member of the Lewiston Pine
Street Congregational church since
1862.
According to figures just available,
| the State ferry which operates the
! line between Bath and Woolwich,
came within $4,000 OF meeting operat-
ing expenses for the calendar year
1921. For many years this line was
operated Jointly by Bath and Wool
witch, but at a loss The property
has now been operated by the State
for nearly two years, during which
the service has been greatly i'm
proved, both by the purchase of a
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

The BLACK Hand" is again thrust
forth for plumber, but it will find
competition fiercer than formerly.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
One Resource Left

A woman had been confiding to the
clergyman some or the shortcomings
of her husband.
Certainly agreed the clergyman,
he seems to treat you rather unkind-
ly. But remember that you took him
for better or for worse"
We'll, it has always been worse. 50
far as | can see" replied the lady, alb
bing at her eyes with grub5y hand
kerchef.
Have you ever tried hoaping coal.
of fire on his head?" inquired the
clergyman.
mo, haven't" she answered, CRATE
full for the new suggestion. $50 far
I've only tried hot water."-P;ttsburg
acknowledgement
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
|DOAN'S k P9ies
6Oe at all Drug Stores
Foste--Milb,rn Co. Ms. chen,BuHslo.NX

larger boat for the rush season and
by running until II o'clock at night
for the greater part Of the year.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
WAYS of Cooks

Does the new cook seem to like the
place.
.stHow can l tell?"
FF'See how much of her trunk she has
unpacked. Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. 14i, :. 4 4:

NJ. Special communication Tuesday
evening. Jan. "a. at 7.30 O'Clock. IN.
stallation of officers by Rt. wor. VIM
F. Lcavitt. Public to members and
their ladies. A cordial inVitation Is
extended to all sojourning brethren 10
be present.
ROY X. SMALL W. NJ
BERT r. STUART. Sec
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
What! Hooverize EN-?

(BiddefOrd JournaI)
If Mr.. Hoover succeeds in bring
ing about standardization of beds
and mattresses he will have proved
himself bigger man than even his
most enthusiastic admirers had sus-
pected.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Editorial Comment
Blu. Who Wants EN-?
(Roston Globel

Wilson's fourteen points, Japap's
twenty one demands, China's fifteen
requests, Premier Poincare's fifteen
points-and then there's the Ten
Commandments.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

The oldest woman in Biddeford, if
not in York county, is Mrs. Elizabeth
Rich of Biddeford, the home of fish
ermen in winter and vacationists
from all parts of the country in sum-
mer, who has just celebrated her 99th
birthday.
She has a wonderful memory, re-
citing hymns, poems and many
passages of Scripture memorized
nearly so years ago. She still sews
and knits with great skill. She is a
great reader, although she prefers
only the best books, usually of re-
ligious character. She is a devoted
student of the Bible and reads sew
eral hours each day.
Mrs. Rich's mother lived to BE al
most 100 years. She also has two
aged sisters living. Mrs. Rich is the
mother of seven children, three of
whom are living. Mrs. Mary Hussey
and Wallace Rich of the Pool and
Mrs. Hannah Waters of bingham
Mass. She had II grandchildren, 10
great grandchildren and one great
great-grandchild.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

(SyDdicated by Associated EGitors)
All rights reserved
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

The Portland branch Of the Saliva
ton Army has purchased the building
at the corner of Milk and Silver
streets, that city, which has been
used as the Salvation Army Indus
trial Home. and will convert it into
an industrial and workingman's
hotel.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

Lieutenant Colonel George o. Hub
bard and Mrs. Hubbard, formerly of
Brunswick, are visiting Maine rela-
tives and friends, after three-years
absence in the Philippines. He has
until the middle Of February to en-
joy his vacation before reporting at
fort near Washington. where he
will be for three months before TAX
ing up his new duties at Fortress
Monroe. Virginia Colonel Hubbard
has now been in the army over 20
years, working up from the ranks.
Auburn Masons are planning a new
Temple. A meeting vas held Satur-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24

JEPHTHA' ENcAMPMENT. NO 1
Meetings at 730 r. NJ. every second
and fourth Tuesday.
JOHN G. HOWES. c. p.
G. 5. PEASLEE. Scribe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-24
Odd Fellows Hall

Odd Fellows Hall
ASYLUM LODGE. NO. 70. !. o. oe
Regular meeting Friday evening a,
7.3o. Friday. Jan. 81. First desre.
GEORGE r.. McCURDl. n, q.
EDWIN +. WESTON, Secy.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24

i'm the huge majOrties ny "heh "eg
carried their various resolutions. Meyer
tbeicss. said "The G.obc' the next day
"enoueh developed az the meeting 70
.how that the farmers are badly split.
For five hours ard half wronglns'
ccr.ponous verbal warfare was wased.
Personalities were used freely and at
least once the lie was given direct
remark Of some significance came
from r. G.. Sandy, a farmer member OF
the legislature who said apropos OF the
discussion on the circular letters sent
out by the anti-Morriso1 committee ~
that kind Of feeling is going to be ere
oted the end Of the 4. +. o. movement
is not far away
The president referred to the circular
letter ns downright tfeaehery and in-
gratitude" the obvious infeFenee Oe'hs
that the L. f. o. had made Premier
Drury and h.s government and was
therefore entitled to break them, II II
wished.
II was at this meeting that Secretary
Morrison made a reference to his diiieu!'
tics with the Premier. he rce'ted variod5
occasions upon which he hal consulted
with the Premier as 10 certain matters o.
policy: the dates he placed back In l9ly'
Tbcn he said: "Some time later K. u.
Warren. of Renfrew, shoyed me letter
bc was sending 10 the press and stated
the Premier had read and approved II.
The letter was to the eject that TIE l..
+. O. should manage It's own a1"T' ard
leave the government ship Of state alone.
From that day TO this" the secretory con-
cmded significantly, II have never gone
up to see the Premier
Nor has he, and the fact emphasizes the
width of the breach between Premier
Drury and the organization which gave
him power.
The situation is interesting from the
viewpoint Of the student Of political LIS
tory. especially postwar political history
The agrarian movement is stronger IN
Ontario than anywhere else on the con-
tinent-or was in 1919. Il is true that
there is a Farmers party in the Canadian
Middle West, which has recently scored
control Of the government in at least one
province. but that movement Is entirely
different from the Ontario moyement and
the organization is actually gram
growers organization, while the L. r. U.
membership is representative Of every pos
sible branch Of agriculture. When the
farmers were returned TO power at To-
ronto their triumph was hailed as marking
the entrance 70 a new era in government.
Now il appears the new era is destined
to have but a short life Whatever hap
pens at the next elections, the new govern
ment will not be a Farmers government,
a. any rate in the U. F. o. sense. Premier
Drury is committed to the broadening
out policy" His three-years experience
has taught him that government IS for
the whole people, not for a part. He has
held Office only through coalition with the
Labor group, and the Labor members and
the u. +. o. are far apart on many vital
policies on the eight-hour day, for ex-
ample, and the unionization Of farm labor.
Such a partnership cannot permanently
endure. Mr.. Morrison's brief note to The
Tribune indicates the impatience which
his organization feels at this unnatural
marriage
Premier Drury must cut loose from his
"eity friends" if he wishes U. F. o. sup
port in the coming fight. The L. F. o.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
DIR. Dolittle',
Adventures
Continued iyom preceding 49,.

"Nov, tell me-" said John n.,,..
soon as they bad all found e,%,.,.. - 4
places arourd the big table 3, ..'',
you martins live on nies. mo.ma'' -. =
metks, do you nct?' q
"Yes," said. the martins ab,,
the smaller moths, the big. f,z,r
give the young bids biccsp,
.like mosquitoes best-lor >pm,.
there's no.hing Ike n good m,g
quito" ~
"Finew said the Doctor. "Nox -,
is this: Mosquitoes sting people. W, ~, =
most uneomfort2bly. And -.
clethcs And a BOT Of ether is.... r
flying ants ard beetle, would b > s..','
nuisance 10 black pe)p.e-aDd wb;,. 81
t5o-if you birds did not keep ,hen -
by eating them What propose ~.
you should stop eating 1ies and i,,.,..
while. They will then 49,. p"
great pet. Then perhsp, IN 1. 49,
70 persuade the Coo-Goo WV.
obey the Chiefs orders and le.,, i
alone" "
"Dut whot are We 10 live on IN is....
timer asked the martins. "Wgp,.sn
finches and gtarlings; zoo know :, r..
have insect food
"Ah" said the Doctor 4l,l,
thought Of that"
Then Gub-Gub, who. with the o,s,.
mails, was listening intendy fsno 4.
c,nyersaticn was about food, said.
"Dccter, I have an .dea.g
"Splcnd.d" said John Dolitte ~Ws,,
Is il, Gub-Gub?'
"Downstsirs in the hold Of hb ,hiov
said the pig, there are ffty psesi,,
cases full Of dried locust. Wis can't the
martins live on them while you are 5rinz.
ing the Goo-Goo wives 10 their wnse,l-
Excellent" cried the Doctor "D,ya
think" he asked, turning 70 he martin,
that you could feed your babies On dried
locusts for q while?'
ooh. certainly" said the marins--i
we had to-
"AI right said the Doctor Nos.
listen: We mult make a thorough iobd
this. want you leaders 10 send ou, ns-
sengers to all the fy-eatchers and inset
eaters in this district-msrtins swallssi
swifts, whippoorwlls. shrikes, every kri
Tell them that dried locusts in plentyEl
be set out on the deck Of this ship for TIA
TO come and eat and take 10 their young
ones. BIT no ire insect must Be touched
from now on TN give the word Under.
stand2 And If we can't persuade the Coo
Goo ladies 20 change the style in hats
within a very short space Of time shall
be greatly surprised The conferenee \
over. Now, send out your messengers sni
keep me informed Of how things an
gong
By nightfall the leaders returned 70 he
Doctor and told him that his orders had
been carried out. All the insecteating
birds (of which there are a great nunber
Of different kinds IN Africa fine hunting
ground for bugs) had willingly agreed b
help by leaving all moths, mosquitoes and
ants strictly alone.
And for the next two weeks the seen
around the Doctors boat was very gay
with myriads Of brightly eOlOred "
catchers Of all kinds coming and goirgh
feed on the dried locusts set out for Ihsn
on the deck
Az the end Of twenty days the resah
- H. no,to,fs ,,fo,, ,vero orifa curuficrg
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24

"The Adventures Of Dr.. Doliite e.l ..'
continued IN the Mdgorihe. eee''''
Of merit Sundays TfiouHs' s''-....
ts rflrIfIf .IIsr. ..f.frr n f'N'
New-York tribune., 1922-12-24
Canada's Farm Bloc

Continued from page fo"rteeH)
The Washington times., 1922-12-13
. -
BEST. AMERICAN
. SPR|NTERs TO
COMPETE:
Twelve Fastest Get Invita-
tiohs to Brooklyn
Meet.

NEW YORK, Dec. 13.-Invitation
have been extended to twelve of the
best sprinters In America to compete
in the three special sprint races in
the Wilco A. A. games at the Thir-
teenth Regiment Armory, Brooklyn.
on February 10. Letters bearing the
signature Of Hugh Hirshon. chair
man of the games committee Of the
Wilco "A. A.. were mailed yester01y,
with the name Of Charley PAd0ock.
of the Los Angeles A. c.. at the head
Of the list.
The wilco A. A. management
wants to give the California flyer xn
opportunity to prove to the athletic
world that his record performances
on the Pacific coast were genuine,
and to this end they have scheduled
sprint races at SO yards. 100 yards
and $50 yards at their indoor games
and have invited, among other6, the
following famous sprinters to toe the
mark with Paddock In these sprint
racea: s tG ~.
Bob McAllister, the Trying COP"
and present national 100-yard cham.
pion; Alfred LeConey, intercolleviate
100 ana $50 yard champion. and ma.
tional 21O-yard title holder; Loren
Murchison. national 60-yArd cham
pion: Allan Woodring, olympic 20o-
meter and national 300-yard cham
pion and record holder, Eddie Far.
rell. metropolitan 100-yard champfon:
Bernie Wefers, jr.. .metropolitan 330-
yard champion. and Harold LAYER,
world record, holder for 90 yapds.
The Washington times., 1922-12-13
1EoRoETovvN JUNIORS
STRONG m BASKETBALL

The 0eorgetown A. C. Juniors
have organised . strong basleetball
team In the l3S-14O-pound class and
Dick Tennyson. the manager. -
booking games. His phone num-
ber 10 West 1853. Home games win
Be- played in the Peck sym in
Georgetown.
Tsnnyson's lads trimmed the fast
Yosemite team as 4 starter. - to
4. Among those working for
regular places on the quint are
pick Hart. who. with Tennysori,
orehnissd the team; Turner. OMEN,
Tennyson. King. Homan. Goldsmith.
Golden. Sullivan. Rankin. Hilleary
ana Jenkim. W.
The Washington times., 1922-12-13
HARRY R|C0NDA
Looks GOOD
TO BILL
Donovan Says Connie Mack
Has Most Promising
Xoungster.

Not.much printers ink has been
spilled telling about the baseball
achievements Of Harry Riconda. the
hard.hitting third baseman OF Bill
Donovan's New Haven champions,
of the Eastern League. last season.
who has been added to the Connie
Mack battle array. Riconda is an
all-yearround. athlete. who keeps
busy playing basketball in Phila.
delphia during the winter months.
Bill Donovan. who is a good Judge
OF baseball talent. says .Riconda is
just about the most promising play
er developed by the Eastern League
during the 1922 season. He hit at a
$50 clip. fielded his position bril-
liantiy and helped New Haven win
he penDanf.
To win q regular berth with the
Athletics. RicOnda viii have TO beat
out Jimmy Dykes and Heine Scheer
for the second bag assignment. Sam
my Hale. the recent $4,000 pur-
chase. Is looked upon as a fixture
ut third base. -sIl
According to q New Haven scribe.
AsASSshSs<A ~ SNO tuto Dfii ASOitOVAH .
lineup like Frank Merriweil. Com
menting on his sale to the Athletics.
the Eastern League word painter
says:
'Riconda was on the suspended
list Of the New Haven club for
three seasons. during which time
he didn't play baseball, but IN the
spring he went to Secretary Far
reh and paid the $500 fine necessary
for his reinstatement.
New Haven didn't hank on RI
conda and didn't know what to 90
with him when he reported. Weiss
tried to, unload him onto Spring
field, but the Ponies wouldn't listen.
One day. just like In Frank Merri-
wells stories, the regular third
sacker was hurt and Riconda was
put on the dizzy corner.
He made a home run In the first
chapter. another in the fourth and
another In the finale, and lived
happily ever after. He played third
for the rest of the. season until he
was hurt In the closing weeks Of
the campaign" -....