South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-08

As we have computed il. a woman
endures just twice the physical ex
haustion in spending a dollar that
her husband endured I'm earning It,
the less time she employs being
accounted for by her Intensive
work.
The manufacturers Of holeproof
hosiery do not advertise falsely.
They naturally, but in many cases
mistakenly. infer that their gar
ments are 10 encounter trimmed
tOenails.
Fred y. Smith, hustling manager
OF the First Trust and First Ma
! tional bank. Gas everyone guessing.
| His latest report shows that his in
stitutions have more money on
hand than they know what 10 do
with We shall see Fred Monday
and try TO get S25 ninety day note
put through. That may relieve the
! tension and keep the walls OF the
bank building intact.
One American dollar will buy
/ $4,000 Russian roubles. the former
I par value Of which was about 49,
+ 0O0 a Russian bank doesn't need
I strong house with vaults such as
| Louis GersJbaUer is having put in
| his new bank on the north side Of
/ the river. II needs about a thousand
/ acres Of land upon which 20 store
! its currency.
IL
bureaus weather reports are ac-
curate. But the Is percent misses
are enough to get our clothes spoil
\ cd
/ OF course. il was heather vicious
! ness and maIevolence that made
Z Japan want 10 retain the all but
/ completed Mutsu. the biggest iron
4 clad i'm the world. but we must ad-
NIT she would have been a sub
| umated fool If she had agreed to
/ scrap it.
The advice. Don't be a fool" is
/ sound enough. but it works poorly
: in congenitaI cases.
Z
/ We are losing interest in the sta
| tisticians. One says food cost has
. been reduced % percent in a year.
| He evidently gets his dope from the
farmers selling price. instead of
! what folks ray at the cOrned beef
| and cabbage counter.
An inquisitive subscriber Of Wells
] St is impertinent enough 10 ask
( whether we yield or bolt when we
/ find some Of our democratic breth-
( rem against US. We do neither; we
read 'em out Of the party.
1 Peace will not be fully assured
until the United States recognizes
Europe financially" says a German
banker. That. then will he the finish
ing touch"
4 Chicago man gave his wife a
/ Christmas present and dropped
! dead. There are a good many wives
I in this country who might drop dead
| il their husbands gave them Christ
| mas presents.
OF course. if dentists are to he
]
/ their patients. We predict a great
wave OF tooth-pulling i'm the United
! States.
/ A hog weighing GA pounds was
I killed at Taporte last week. The les
son the occurrence teaches is that
the Clutton or the protiteer meets
his fate at last.
Even if they do say that 145, 900
rubIes are worth dollar. we
wouldn't give a dollar for them-at
least until We shall have recuper-
ated a little from the Christmas up
heaval.
We assert that more silk stock
iugs were filled in Mishawaka this
! Christmas than ever before. The
NIishswaka girls fiji stockings to
/ caracity.
Anyone who says that Hank
/ ReiCer's voice has suffered from
mellowed age is wrong. positively
/ wrong Hanks rendition or KATY.
Beautiful Katy" was a masterpiece
at the Bau-Band banquet. and Hank
Z sang II rs IL his wife's Christian
name was Katy" For a man I'm the
I prime Of life Hank BeiEer may he
said to have preserved his vocal
chords i'm a manner illustrative Of
/ "a congeniaI home life.
Charlie Clark's rendition Of How
! DRY 7 Am" was sung through a
parched larnyx. notwithstanding.
however. several of the Presbyter-
ian throats echoed the sentiments
they still belonged 20 the old es
tablished church Of Scotland.
We understand we have been bar
rcd from the democratic party. AIS
we'll lads We have a letter from In
&! dianapolis asking US 20 align our
selves with the prohibition party in
I Mishawaka. and We have taken II
under fearful consideration.
What's the use. BOYS? When
stubborn scotch newspaper man
takes something into his head or
his stomach. he's bound TO raise
Cain i'm whatever company he Is.
Have you noticed how quiet and
dirnified BIZ Topper, Ralph Feig
and w F. Wauach are under the
I straiu2
CARD OF THANKS.
We hereby wish 10 express our
sincere thanks 10 all OF our neigh