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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
ONE REEL YARNS
THE THIRD LEG

ACK LOOKED at
the shiny crutch
by the side of the
big chair. 81
won't go hobbiing
around on that
thing, " he said
sulkily. I've al
ways hated the
sight of clutches
and canes. And
to think I've got
to use one! I'd
ra I h er not go
back to school at
ALL"
"Oh very well /"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
How. why. and what

Do turtles have teeth?
Turtles have no teeth, but they
don't miss not having any, They
have horny jaws with such sharp
cutting edge that they can snap on
a mans finger.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

The saddest sight on earth is a ONE
armed man trying to tell about fish
that got awaN
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Range Oficer: Don't you know
any better than 70 point an empty gun
at me7''
Rookie: But il amt empty. sir.
It's loaded
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Alice: "An good looking girls are
ccnceited."
Beatrice: "oh. I don't know. I'm
not"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

A girl with a shinyo face doesn
think che has bright outlook.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

With a war in China, that famous
upon door is marked Exit"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

IN Boston q robbor ran from a flap.
per. A single man no doubt.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Two married people can live cheaper
than one single man in love.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Eight hours OF work.
Eight hours OF play.
Eight hours Of sleep.
Make q perfect day.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

battle cry OF the withholding cru.
-.>A----t- Long may II wave
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Home is who're man hangs his
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
EAGLE BRAND
 MACARQNI ID
 BE EXHIBITED

Amorg the great number of Bir- mingI am made products being dis played at the Housewives Exhibit this week. are the Birmingham Maea- roni company's products which take an important part. with varied number of delicious. foods. Among these is Rosa Marine, food product very similar in shape to rice and practically a new one to Birming- ham.
 Eagle brand macaroni. and Pearl hominy grits handled by these peo- pie are on sale at more than 14S stores in Birmingham. All their ar ticles are made from pure SemoIino flour which is made of Durham wheat only and is the best availab able flour from which to make these par ticular foods.
 F. W. Blackford, of the Bir- mingham Macaroni company, states he believes that home industry should not be wholly patronized unless it is deserving, and that food should not be bought simply because they are home products but because of their merit and quality. He feels that the products of the local manufacturers will fill the requirement in every way,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
EMOTIONS" TOPIC
 OF PSYCHOLOGIST

Right and wrong are relative, and what is right for one person at his stage of development is wrong for one who has advanced farther on the evolutionary path" according to Mrs. Hilda NJ. Powell, international lecturer for the Theosophical So- ciety, who spoke on 'The Psychology of the Emotions" at Cable hall last night under auspices of the local ledge of Theosophists.
 Until recent years. Mrs. Powell said, no effort has been made to classify the emotions, but all can be classified under the general di- vision of love and hate. Love emo tions," she said, "are constructive, expansive and bring the sense of pleasure; the hate emotions are de- structive, restrictive and bring the sense of pain. When directed tow ards superiors, the love emotion takes the form of reverence; when directed towards equals manifests it. self in affection or comradship. ac- cording to the relationship, and when directed towards interiors takes the form of benevolence. charity or pity.
 "Conversely. the. hate emotions, di- rected towards a superior. manifests itself in fear, towards equals ia var ious forms of anger or coldness, and towards interiors, in pride or tyran- n.y.
 Mrs. Powells series of four lec- lures will be continued Thursday afternoon at o'clock. at Cable hall, when her subject will be Psychology of the National Type;" on Thursday evening at 8 o'clock. The Discovery of the Invisible World" and on Fri day evening, "The Coming Civiliza- tion and the Sixth Root Race"
 No charge for admission is made to these lectures. Students and frienTc f,f .',f,c.-sNs-'s.- .lra invited
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
TIE LEGG BOOTH
 WILL INTEREST
 ALL HOUSEWIVES

A tempting booth at the house. wives exhibit, and one that savors of honesty in square meals, is that of the Legg Sausage company, with their products neatly displayed.
 Legg premier pork sausage, souse, hams, bacon, lard, yester eggs and Auburn college butter are the chief al ticles that will be featured at the exhibit, all of which are made strict ly at home and of home-raised meat. cggs not more than IS hours out Of the nest and butter fresh daily.
 The home of these products is con- sidered one of the most sanitary and up- tod date plants in the city and the care with which their meats are cured and their eggs and butter han dled have made a repeat demand wherever they have been used.
 Demonstrations will be made dur ing all the week and the manner in which the meats are cured will be shown. These Birmingham products are said to rank in purity and flavor with the best the market affords.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
MARD| GRAS BALL
 LOCKWOOD TONIGHT
Carnival Spirit to Prevail at Popular Mountain Pleas
 ure Resort

The Mardi Gras ball at Edgewood park tonight is the one social event of the week. which will give Bir- mi asham a chance to make merry in the carnival spirit that is now flood ing Mobile and New Orleans. The ball, a costume and masquerade af- fair, is to be staged at Mountain View inn, one of the prettiest build ings located at the mountain resort and the interior of th.s structure has been specially decorated for the holi- day occasion.
 masks will make merry with con fetti battles, serpentiue showers and the like tonight. while Sweet Ruby's Syncopaters," who will furnish the music for the dancing, will all be dressed in carnival costumes, as will Jack McLain, jazz tenor, who will sing several numbers. Souvenirs will be given. and those who attended the first annual Mardi Gras ball given at Edgewood last year know just what to expect in the way of enter tainment and novelties.
 Manager Hill lays special stress on the fact that no advance has been made in the admission price for this big holiday event, or for the appear anee of Watson's .bellhops in a big. special danco at the mountain resort Thursday night.
 Watson's bellhops were brought to Birmingham under a big guarantee and the management ks also planning to play to a capacity crowd Thurs day night as we'll
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
MORNING STAR"
 BIG FEATURE AT
 KNIVES EXHIBIT

Hard to get you up in the morning
 Not after you buy one package of Morning Star coffee. Itl make you want to get up an hour ahead of your usual schedule.
 If you don't believe it, try 1t.
 Made right at home, too, by tine Southern Spice and Coffee company.
 If New Orleanians could get one whiff of this Birmingham -manufac- tured product, they'd move up here and leave that country to the mos quitoes forever.
 No Worry Now
 It's the kind of coffee that makes you feel all popped up after IS hours hard labor for S1; and the kind that soothes you when you have a lot Of debts that are pressing on your mind.
 Now if you want to go little deeper into this coffee subject. the company has two more brands that will make you forget life is uninter- esting-Big Four and After Dinner Coffee, A little difference in price. but all fine. Here you've probably been buying coffee all your life from somewhere up in Maine or Washing ton state, while every day your own home manufacturers have been turn ing out stuff that would have made you hit yourself to know what you were passing up.
 All the week the company will ex- plain their products which you will get delight in using. So march right up to their booth at the Housewives show. Ask them things. They'll also show you Morning Star spice, which is probably the sort that little girls are made out of-because it's so fine and sweet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
CANDIDATES WILL
 DELIVER SPEECHES
 AT MASS MEETING
Brandon, Graves, M'OoWelI and Phillips to Speak at Ford Booster Gather
 ing in Montgomery
By FRED IT. GoRMLEY Montgomery Bureau, The Age-Herald. 22I-2 First National Bank Building

Montgomery, February 27.-(Spe- ciaD-Judge w W. Brandon of Tus- caloosa and Col. Bibb Graves of Montgomery, candidates for govern or. and Senator Charles S. Mcdowell of Eufaula and Senator B. T. Phillips of opelika, candidates for lieutenant governor, have accepted the invita- tions of the Montgomery League of Women voters to attend the state wide mass meeting in favor of Henry Fordis bid for Muscle Shoals at 2:3e o'clock Wednesday afternoon in the city auditorium here. Each candi- date will be placed on the program and will deliver an address on the proposals of Henry Ford and the Alabama Power company. All the candidates had previously expressed the opinion that Mr. Fords offer should be accepted.
 Preliminary plans for the meeting have been completed, but they will not be made final until the arrival late Tuesday of J. w. Wort thington. personal representative of Mir. Ford, who is coming from Washington. Judge B. M. Allen of Birmingham, who will be made chairman of the meeting, and former Gov Emmet O'Neal, who will deliver an address, will arrive Tuesday night.
 The committee of Muscle Shoals boosters, which has been here sev- eral days arranging for the meeting, today declared that reports from various sections indicate that there will be a large meeting. It was even stated that there probably will be 5000 people at the meeting If wealth CT permits
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
BROOKS LAWRENCE. BECOMES HE EAD OF FILM ORGANIZATION
Superintendent of Alabama Anti-SaIoon League Goes in Moving Picture
 Business
By FRED H. GORAILEY Montgomery Bureau. The AEe-HerAld, 22I-2 First National Bank Building


 Montgomery, February 27.-(Spe- cial)-Dr. Brooks Lawrence, superin- tendent of the Alabama Anti Saloon league, has become president of the Southern Church Film Production company, which has been organized at Fairhope, Baldwin county, with an authorized capital of S5,o0O and paid-in capital of s2,o0o
 The first information given out to the public that pr. Lawrence intend- ed to go into the business of pro- ducing moving picture films came today when the receipt by William P. Cobb, secretary of state, of cer- tifieate showing that papers for the incorporation or the company had been filed with the probate judge of Baldwin county.
 For several weeks there have been reports that pr. Lawrence was or ganizing the company. It has not become known whether or not the new work will cause the retirement of Dr. Lawrence from the director ship of the Alabama Anti-Salopn league the position he has held since prohibition became a state issue in Alabama many years ago.
 IL is the intention of the new film company, according to the cerhfi- cate, to manufacture films, especially religious films, and it will also have authority to show the pictures and to make moving picture machines. The incorporators are Dr. Lawrence, Mrs Nora F. Lawrence, V. E. Vim ter and M Ketchen.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
RED DIAMOND DISPL LATED IN
 DONOVAN BOOTH

The Donovan Provision company is giving the drinkers of Birming- ham real chance to become ac- Quainted with their home made prod ucts at the housewives exhibit. R. H. Gcff has arranged a very tempting booth. displaying the Red Diamond brand of coffees, teas, spices and eX- tracts, and as a special lure Will, serve hot coffee and tea during the exhibit.
 Red Diamond products are manu- factured of the vefy highest quality products and manufactured perfect ly. Coffee is put up in both tin and paper packages while the tea Is con fined to air-tight tins. MT. Golf states that their products are be- coming more widely known and en- joyed, owing to the effort spent in perfect manufacture and the demand is increasing rapidly.
 They have planned to give away prizes during the week, but the final arrangements have not yet been made known.
 The exhibit is nicely arranged and the steaming tea and coffee will be an inducement to all who demand a good drink. sAr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
CHILDHOOD DAYS
 BROUGHT BACK BY
 WESTERN GRAIN

Gee, haven't you just longed with deep. ingrowing yearning for some of that good old cornbread that gran'ma used to make?
 Couldn't find any more of that sort of meal ifNyou tried?
 Then get down to the housewives exhibit at once. There, reposing in the cutest little packets youll see Jim Dandy meal Shove package under your arm go home, get the griddle iron, slap a little grease upon it and wait a few seconds.
 Then, oh boyi
 All you'll need is the butter!
 Know who makes that Jim Dandy meal? 1ts turned out by the Western Grain company, which also. at the regular good time show, will have on display the best grits any college student ever ate with gravy, and feeds that will make cows pass out the milk by bucketfuls, and race horses grow from plugs.
 Examine the company's s products. Ask them to tell you all about what they cost, and why they're best for you to use. Then go back home and tell your grocer he dies if he doesn't get them for your pronto.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
M'GOUGH'S BOOTH
 FULL OF DANT|ES

Advantageous display of the many dainty homemade candl les, better bread and better cakes, l lonte Car4o cakes. Palm Beach creami and other dainties shown by McGouEh's bakery at the Housewives exhibi will be a delicious surprise to thd people of Birmingham.
 Among the pleasing, appetizing delicacies now on displiy are the Moka cakes which are made ex- clusively by McGough's bikery. They are famed for their quality and are given an eager welcom wherever served.
 MT McGough states thit the serv- ices Of very eXpensivd man were secured, who stayed hef for some time giving complete inS Sructions as to just how the famousIcak were made, even to the last title brown crust on the top, and say] that it has always been his desire Il make the best breads, cakes and homemade candies that can be securbd in town, and feels that his effors have not been in vain.
 The homemade candies lave gained quite reputation and 1 first call never fails to bring a seebnd one.
 Bittern Is the liquid rehainitg, at salt works, after salt has erystallized out. It is a source of seseral valu- able substances.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
LOS ANGELES AUTO
 RACE TO BE RERUN

Los Angeles, February 27--The 25o- mile automobile race started yester- day at the Beverly Hills Speedway but called off at the end of the 93d lap when a light rain made the course dangerous, will be held next Sun day afternoon, according to officials of the Los Angeles Speedway associ- ation, sponsors of the event.
 Official recheck of the figures to- day showed the race had been called at the end of the 93d lap, instead of during. the 94th, as had been an nounced previously.
 The revised figures also credited Tommy Milton. who led the field of 12 entries throughout the afternoon, with having negotiated the 93 laps in one hour, two minutes 53.0S seconds. for an average speed of 1O9S miles an hour.
 The recheck also placed Harry Hartz in second and Joe Thomas in third position when the event was halted by the speedway management
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Marriage licenses filed in probate court yesterday were;
 Straud Sanders of Lewisburg and Miss Ruby Lemley.
 Erwin A. Watson and Hattie V. Stuckey.
 Sam Kess and Miss vertie Mae Parker.
 James W. Dempsey and Mrs. Lena Tidwell.
 R. A. Smith and Miss Eula John son.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
ADDING MACHINE STOLEN

Thieves some time during Sunday night entered the office of the Elec- tric Repair and Service company. 2411 Avenue A and made away with an adding machine, according to report made to the police yesterday.
 Nothing else in the office was dis turbed-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
SITUATIONS WANTED. MALE 54

AMBITIOUS young man. with executive ability s years experience as book keeper. auditor and general office man, desires situation which affords real op- portunity fer one who is thoroughly ca pablo and conscientious worker; excel lent character best references and bond. P Q. Box 1S43. Mobile Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
DRUG CLERKS

TO propare Tor next state pharmacy exam ination by taking 4-month. day or night, course; begins march l. Write for free catalog. Phone Woodlawn 6e3 B. O. Shifletts School of Pharmacy 13e1a s. 55th St. Birmingham.
 WANTED-Cropper on halves to cultivate 45 acres good land, S7 acres already plowed; fine mules, good seed, fer tlizer and $200 cash furnished; good Groom rough house, convenient water and healthy location; half mile from town Applicant must have farm ex- perience be hustler, furnish reference and have force enough for 2-horse crop Jas. A. Wade, Vincent, Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
OVERLAND

OVERLAND 1920 touring, just thoroughly overhaul and in good mechanical shape: pal and upholstering very good; has go tires all around: looks good, runs bette for quick sale, $350 Reasonable tern Cruse Crawford Mfg. Co.,, 2201 Ave. Main 1000.
 FOR SALE-Oakland. cylinders. run le than a year. Also Cadillac for sa at bargain. E. E. Forbes & Sons Piai Co.,. 1922 Sd Ave. Phone 3sSS. NASH-With the perfec. valve in es motor. whitman Floyd Motor Co.,, ll S. zlst St Main Il. USED CAR5-bargains in various make cash or terms. Consolidated Motor G 2So1 1st Ave. Main 4316. USED CARS-we are closing out our CT tire stock at half cost. E. R. Parkt Motor Co.. to7 $. 21st St.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
VOCATIONAL TRAINING 4s PHARMACY COURSE

Four month. day or night course. with laboratory practice. begins March l.
 Write for cstalog. B. O. Shiflsfts School Of Pharmacy. 1ssn $. 5sth st-.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
AUTOMOBILES

LIBERTY SlX--There's a difference. If a used Liberty Is not advertised in this paper. for a new one. DeShazo Motor Co. 404 S. 21st St Main 17s1.
 GARFORD Low cost ton mile hauling. Consolidated Motor Co. 2301 1st Ave. USED CAR BAKoAINs-see Ewsrt- Brewer Motor Co.,. Cole 8, E,gin and Haynes Dealers. 423 s. 2lst St. M 2o2s. CHANDLER--A brand new Chandler with all extras; will take small car and Ford truck part payment Call Main 940. USED CARS-If It's a used car bargain you want we have 1t. Pryor Motor Co.,. 500 $. 21st St. Main 100. WILL TRADE-My new sedan worth S3,550, for house and lot of equal value. Call 527-J.
 AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES 9
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
SITUATIONS WAT'D-Female s5

WANTED-Position as matron in first class hotel college. by married woman; Al references. Address Matron," care Age-Hera1d.
 POSITION wanted by experienced ste nographer: can do any kind of steno- graphic work will accept temporary work. Call Woodliawn 984-J.,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
EDUCATIONAL D

SHORTHAND-Both Gregg and Sloan
 Duployan shorthand taught at Wheeler Business College. Sc sslons day and night. Call. write or phone for 74th an nual cataloE.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
EissEpI 0YMENT T
HELP WANTED-MALE [

HELP WANTED-MALE 4s YOUNG MAN wANTED-over .i years of age, with good personality. neat Id appearance. and who has some office experience, must be ambitious to be- come associated in the sales and pro- motion department of a large corpora tion that offers unusual possibilities to every member of their organization. necessary to make investment of $500 in company's stock. which Is guaran- teed. This position carries good salary to start and requires some travelinE. See Manager. SEQ Jeff. Co. Bank Bldg Tr.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-02-28
BUSINESS SERVICE C

lSl AVG
 CLEAN AN'G-DYE'G--ALTER'G l9
 GLUCk'S HAT CLEANING co. Hata Cleaneed, Blocked, Hetrimned. Garments Cleaned. Repaired, Altered. 17l3 Sd Ave. Phone Main 2372 MOVING, TRUCKG, STORING 29 WHEN you want to move or want truck by the hour or day. call 0. B. Clark. ..The TranBfer Shark. 22lz Ave. Il. Main so6.
 TRUCKING-Moving and picnic trucks; prices reasonable. Phone Ensley 5s0.
 MULTIGRAPHING 30 NEW MULTIGRAPHING OUTFIT with printing attachment, will accept small cash payment. Address C-7o4, care Age Herald.
 PLUMBING 3l PLUMBINGAFoT quick service and ex- pert workmanship cali Main I1e6. Bsr- mingham Plumbing Co.,. 2l0 N. 18th St MISCELLANEOUS SERVICE 40 THE OLD RELIABLE. Typewriter Ex- change. Factors contributing to our succesa experience. promptnens and fair prices. Ernest W. Houss. T. D.. Mgr. Suite 400-16 Farley Bldg. Main 1885.
The Meeker herald., 1922-03-18
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boys Will u Doss." al. psce 10 say.
Ane win ,upbe sD'du spgle IA. .IeuAs
The bit Of fopxhne.4 ~ tfeif pisy
JaSt has fesuit-o IN = prpi.s.
STE void forget ths window psp<
A oysnE bssetxu hso ersha.so through.
1he'e Try 70 emile snc ssy. ire plain
Bpys viii ~ oo,s. siiste'ef fn-! 90"
She 40 10, soD!d when orip,nnS wet
Her Loy eSfn. home to tel her i'vs
Ctvp tx rtye1 tsnx he a.s-t
An ACCIDENT she'c say, There nov.
Soys viii vs. b1ys Go change your
Before your father nnds you here"
Ane .ls~n 8 s,ss 70 stu tss woes.
tart. msyt<. sno Hurry. aszrf~
-Esys vii e< toys." sne sonei>s she
Won more correction With . siniis
Thso sny tirch ROD might dArree-
And how tEey ~ofridpse her ths ~i1iis
Ana sv~ ] ss< how much INK ssxs
Ste ~ss; hov much Ter creed .: joy-
Her 500. nos reaching ntdcie age,
Has sull the sp,irit Of . boy.
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The Meeker herald., 1922-03-18
Pupil. sulld school,. Walks.

From the sodiIng Of the school yard
10 the planting Of trees and shrubs
school pupils have now tnkcn to the
laying Of concrete walks about the
grounds Taking Just pride In their
pretty stucco and brick schoullouse
the pupils Of country school In Ne
braskn have laid about 5000 sqtnre
feet Of walk. This Includes the walks
irndlng 10 the highway, circilng tho
building and protecting Tho y.rions
features of = playground In the rear.
Everything considered, the Job com
pRres fnvorabiy with TINT done by ex.
perienced labor. Tile concrete con.
sisted Of Ave pnrts Of good gravel and
snhd to one part of cement. M top
cent WINS used hut ire surface wns
well doAied.--P"rulnr Mechanics Mug
nxfnc.