davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

llulisia oloiSia, paan pStG.
mien leuraSia. glimnn min oil neil.
la ippta ajotelIu swiime miifon fes-
fimiitfoiltana, fun luuri joitffo mie-
BID ia naiIiq, etiipaasia tdt1l.
&anlallisieurafunnan piiriStG, mutt
ia montn len ulfopuoleltafin, 81.
lGttimGt meioGt tilemalla oIitnnol.
lemme toinottamaan meioGt terne-
tulleifii paiffafunnulle. quo 9ilpe-
an iloinen pStGp1jouffue tGptti
buonsemme, otti talosia toiminto.
oifeuoen ia pion oil nellie labjafii
tuomanio fallisnrmoinen ruofnilll.
poptG iublalliiesti nietettu aiiaft-
mufaileen funtoon monenlai inc lei.
mofiineen ia tabmineen. Sc fnitti
idpabtti ielloiieaG nopeu0ello ct
femme fpllG olili poineet Ianod
to8fa lie toimi oil pltolim1liSi1l -
Yostort SoloIen fe6oitus, ett1 olet-
tatliin laulnnloan roffooSto Stonin
fonteleeSta, biljenii meio1t foitfi
ia plan wnltomono tojnbti laitlllm.
me: "Si Slumol0n finn iloiticn".
2aultn pGGtpttpI past. Solonen g
liintDi pilblmlaon ia malitilin ia
noin oloitti miSiG OH festGmG ia oil.
feo pobjo ibmiSten m~elicDoelle ia
%Iilaruuoelle, ctt1 ie OH lima, finn
5rmoln on ,SiGmme, Seeflts aris-
tus acknowledgements ia %weljemme,
olentnle fostettu ia g. Sengen itiis
oistomio ia frtiuttu Sumolan mol
tofunrnn tp060n. Sptoontuneen Ds-
tdipoioufon puolesta FUN mpoSfit
onosto prolestaan ban laitiui mel.
oGt teripetulleifii Sronipooo'iin ia
8.-ieurofunnun piiriin t1Glld, tot-
pottoan nellie oniteo, mielitilao
wiibtpmistG ia Sitmalan liunolsto.
8ostoiimnte plibeeieen mitd i'll.
Ia betfelIG oiaiintme. Sa fpieldttrt
nnn01mme fifth tettG, nst1m1t,
faiffia pbteiiesti ia frtofin erifieen,
tGstG Dstdlppptenne ia roffautentte
oioitiifiesta meitG fobtoanl Sitntn-
Ia iiunaufielIaon palfitfoon tetlle
tGm6nl = Sltnnemrte oleportite
uuiisia oIoisio, mitta p%stafpiert
ieurasio.
Mrs ia 90. 81. @esterbocf ia lopiet.
- x
= 8afefieIo, Micb.: Ttotntrie
. of-
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
3unis Mnberson

Saitaiis. ia Observation-Disclosures
80 Suffolf It., Sronmoo6. Nicb.
Boimsne dina antaa teiIle b.
nod palmeluSta.
NeiIId on iiomalainen mppmd.
mics alma. 0piptaa bdntd tun fdpt-
tie liifteeSidmine.
feIf. 267 ~Iiiffeeieen Ia totiin 30s
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
Spoiubteet SronwoooiSio

~ Spoiubteet SrompoooiSio ia
pmpGristollG oIoittomat niltoStumi-
len nterffeia, MiabiG on otettu tot
bin faiwofiiilL roittuteille ia fotl.
t0ibin. &uitenfin on tGGlG niel1
ioutiloitofin.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

tuntomerkit ovat: 'ruokahalun me
nettaminen, aika-aiottainen hirmui
nen ruokahulu. tahmainen kieli. sy.
danpoltto, vatsakipu, 'ry0miva tunne
suolistossa, tukSeuttava TUNE kur.
kussa. alituineu sylkeminen, huono
ruuansulatus. kipu selassa ia nive.
lissa. humans, p~aankipu. vasyttava
TUNE. pyorrytys vatsan tyhjana Of
lessa. tummat renkaat silmien ym
parilla. acknowledges, kaatuma
tauti ia s%uonenveto usein johtuvat
lapamadosta. Hyvin ylodnen merkki
lapamadosta lapsissa on alituinen
nenan rassaaminen, unettomuus,
paankipu, ruokahalun merchantmen
kalpeus ia haluttomuus toisten las
ten kanssa leikkimiseen Tancide on
tarkoitettu poistamaan madot ia kos
ka sta k~aytetaan Europassa yleises.
ii. on sen vaikutus e~pailyksen ulko-
puolella. JOS luulette itsellanne ole.
van matoja, min terveytenne tahden
tilatkaa heti t~aysiannos Tancide
mika maksaa kymmenen dollaria ia
Observation-Disclosures senttia.
Puoliannosta maksaa kuusi dorlaria
ia Observation-Disclosures senttia.
Tilauksenne t~oimitetaan heti pankki.
tai po~stiosoituksen tai rahan saavut.
tua. Ainoa myyja LAXAL MED co
Bill LAXAL BLDG FORBES AND
MOULTRIE SITS. PITTSBURGH,
PA. Paketin vakuutus 25c. Tilates.
same kirjoittakaa e~nglanniksi, JOS
mahdolliyta.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
: 9ainpolpoiot {

2aintuolpoiot opot n6in6
lpGiminG bebneet fotitorfostifiio
ioisiain mierasfieIiiisid taloisio ia
iaoneet tooisteita borioitetiisto ioIo.
fapofoimiiesta. Wiin f6ipi m. m.
Srorf @infomifiIIe 8esiemer'isid
tpiinte Ioiiontaina. Mies tpongittiin.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
8afefieloin &aniallisieura-

tunnan firtosIa on iumalanpahpe
luS emf iu~nnuntaina fello 10 epp
Ypb1foulu fello 1 jpp. SartauSieu
rat iamaSia paifasia emf perlontai
iltuna fello 7. Yubuu mpoSfin pas
tori 8iSfari.
90. g. @esterboct.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

&aitpunfimme tnbtoo %ierroto
oian febitpst1 iiinGfin, ett1 on pal.
fonnitt nois-poliiiin. SGmdn polii-
fin mimi on Mrs Soiepbine Ba.
ibington, fotoiiin Iorfolf'isto, So.
SGn ustii1i mirfonnio n6inG p1iipi.
nd.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

lapsiakin hoidetaan
nuiden tautien tahs
den ia Imam toivot
tua ~tulosta. waikiki
hcidan todellinen
~vaivansa johtuu
sianliha. naudanli,
ha. neula. pyorea
koukl,us tai lapa-
madosta. Varmin
merkki madoista
on: jos ~ulostaessa
tulee madon kappa
leita.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

Maa mpptdwGnG. Maata OH
160 eefferid, faitti pnboistettua. 3
paanaa, 1 ipwaaitta ia aiuinbuone.
Maa iiiaitiee Mareneon laatiosla.
Smistaja
(1S) Oscar @ili
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

= 8ubun @telGfplan nuorilolii-
ton iublasia emf administrations.
- Bppo6n jonfl, nontamoot. =
90. &c. 8ester6act.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
. Gostori Seimnnen pist1ntn

= Yastori Seimonen p%istGptpi
Sronmoob'isia miime loitantoino.
Slinnuntaina b1n ioaruaii Saron.
in fpldllG ia iieltd moanantaina
iatfoi motfannia fotiaan fobti.
Yast. Seimonen on ollut ldbetps-
motfalla pbtGmittaa fuboefiatta
ful1ta.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

= Suomolainen iuirtori Soul
gbIiteot ottoo mastann faiffia a.
Iaania finiIupoa tpotd. 4obtibin'
nat, bnoIeIIinen tp0. mppmannin
toIo 325 Suffo9 ct. (t9)
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
TrEDxTTEK8 MIKx TxMx ON?

Ihmiset eivat voisi arvatakaan ct.
til lapamato, mista johtuu min pal.
jon sanomatonta karsimysta yli
mailman. nayttaisi tallaiselta kuhn
tams kuva. Monia miehja, naisia in
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
&irtollinen tuiminta Sron,uooSisia
ia YesIemeriSiG

SanaGn t~orstaina Grompoooin ON
p%eluieuran fofous Wrs u. &assin
luona Murora fplGllG flo s ill.
2auantatna 6 p. rippifoulu 4es-
iemerisid flo 10 ap.
@nii ppbana iumalanpalpelus
Sronpoooisia Serran eft. pbtepoes-
Ia flo 10 ap.
@nii ppband bartausbetfi Ban
Vusfirfisia flo 2 ip. &oulajat mu-
fnan. &olebti baalinl1mmitt1i1lle.
Sppodn bafijaa.
Srnnunt. 7 p. Sromuoooin nio.
riioliiton obielmailta firfosin flo
1913 i'll. 90. NJ. fuorolaulua.
Tiistaina 8 p. Wenomillen pnlpe-
luieuran fofous Wtrs 5. o. aboien
luona flo 2 Up.
Siistaina 8 p. laulunbariotuflet
Sromoobisia flo RS ia.
Sorstaina II p. naisten fofous
@esiemerisiG Wrs &elton luona
flo 2 ip. Sulfaa ioufolln.
Sorstoina If p. Sronrpoobin
pobioisfpldn ompeluieuran fofolts
MrS Sobn Sulinin lllonu flo RS
III.
9aunnt. 13 p. Sronmopoin pob-
joispuolcl iultret iltamnt Tuorilo.
boalilla flo 1913 III. Sltamat onnt
&anIallisieuratunnan bplpGfii.
Sunnunt. IA p. jumalanpalWe-
lus Sronpoooisia flo 10 up.
Sltnnunt. IA ,. bartnusbetfi @r.
min fplGn topnbaalilln flo 9 ip.
2aulaiat mufaan.
Summit. IA p. pubuu Nnti ga.
loon liitcn pltDuia past. @argelin
9eSiemerisiG flo 2 ip. ia Sron-
~lpoooisIa flo Z iu.
HpbGfoulu Srontpoooisia iofa
pp9d flo Ht2 up. ia 9esiemeriSic
flo 10 ap.
&ostettu: Sacob ia Waria &oi-
miston tptto Siola gtbel Gleonora,
ipnt. @rpin tomnibipisla maalisf.
10 p. 1922, tast. bubtif. 80 p.
Smioattu: 8eiffo Oonalo IGfi,
ipnt. Sronmoobisia tammif. s p.
1922, fuoli bubtif. "a p. ia bnro.
biubtif. 26 p. 3 If. t6 p. manbana.
6. 6. Salonen
61O Is. Mper ct. Yub. $50
S~ronmooo, Wicb.
= ltuli fummirattainen pGGaps-
tG "boei" mpptGmdnG
Oscar 8eterion
200 9. &ange it. @urora, Soc. (2O)
Griffin bpnG warnsto foi.
fenlaatrtiiia falastlts wGlineitG..
GorSo 81 0nuNprS
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

ituii Iiba. ia grocery touppa
on aifaistli Norric Toe. Spwdad ia
rebeIIiielld fobteIullo, toipon ioo'
mani teioGn fannotufienne.
Sobn Sehila.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
Sarmi mgptGwGnG.

1872 ceferid josta 120 on peltoa.
100 eef.e pifimustoa mnotn; loppr
iapimultaa ia ola fari muata. Sp-
ma ldbocmeIi. Sinta $4,000 josto
$1,000 fobta ia lOppu 5000 mno'
oesia 6% forolla. &irioittataa 0.
mistajalle.
SoDn 2ebtonen,
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
Srom,uoobim ia pntp. ,tatiiia

Antakaa puheimeIa thto Autajane kaikista tapahtumista ia crit
tainkin suomalaisia koskevsta, siten teette hyvan palveluksen leh.
dele ia yleis0lle. Auttajan puhelinnumero on 59-W.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04
Griffin bpmG marasto foi.
fenlaatitiiia falostrs mGlineit1..
Sorio & Sanoers.

Mrs ia Scr Sdlentin Sippo.
la SeraS'isto oipot iaapurcet enti-
leen fotifpIGGnlG 8esiemer'iin mic
roilemann iufuloistenia ia tutta.
mienIo lltonn.
- 2eipuri Soofob Wt6fi perbei-
neen on tGGlt1 multtnnut Negoit,
neen, Mic6. nGind pGipind.
Sbomos S. 2epp1l6ltG 9lnr
Mrboristo OF tullrt tieto, -ettd ba-
men jolaSiaon on toimitettii uitii
Geiffaus. - Scr 2epp1ldn perbe o.
nm t1GllG. @nii iunnlntoi-illati
opot poiffafuntumme iuomalaiiet
jGrjeStGneet Wer 2eppGlGn perbeelIe
oianotto .illotiun 8olosboalille.
SienG. fuoritetoan benftst6 objeI<
moo ia noutitoon fob1pio, iosta fer.
tplp1t mornt onnetdan 2epp1l1n
perbeelle.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

= @ofefieIo, Micb.: Tioimnte
wiine i~iinntmtdirn fofOiifiert iOsia
of papin paIinta ia ~ittiresid pfii.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

81 3 Merico, &c. q.
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

- ltuli fummirattninen pG1lIps-
tG "boet" m~pptdmGnG
Oscar Beterion,
200 8. &ange It. @urora, Soc. (2O)
Auttaja. [volume] (Ironwood, Mich.) 1906-19??, 1922-05-04

(1S)
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
SURVEY OF CLOUD
CAP LATERAL BEGUN

w. G. Peters, resident engineer of
the Bureau of Public Roads. who was
here Saturday from his base camp in
the Oregon National Forest where he
is supervising construction of the
Mount Hood Loop Highway, stated
that the survey Of the lateral road,
which will connect the Loop road with
Cloud Cap Inn and the American Le-
gion camp, would begin Monday. 1t is
planned, Mr.. Peters said, to begin
work on the new lateral at once.
Fifty men are working on the north
end of the l7A-mile link of the Mount
Hood Loop Highway, Mr.. Peters said,
and 25 are on the south side, working
this way. j. E. Clarkson & Co. are
the contractors engaged on the new
grade. Six miles of the road were
completed on the north end last year.
Mr.. Peters says the crews have about
finished 81 miles of new work this
summer. Slashing of the entire route
is fairly complete.
"Shotwell & Co." says Mr.. Peters,
who have the contract for rock sur
facing the route, are setting up
crusher and bunkers and they expect
to follow close on the heels of the
grading crews. The grading and sur
facing will be fairly we'll finished this
fall and bridges will be built next
summer. The road should be open its
entire length by August of next year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
HUTCHINS PLANNING
BIG ROAD JUNKET

C. C. Hutchins, secretary of the
Vancouver, Wash, Chamber of Com
merce and an official of the Washington
Automobile Association, was through
here last week en- route to inspect the
North Bank Highway between Under
wood and Stevenson. MIR. Hutchins
says 1T is anticipated that the Cooks
grade of the North Bank road will be
open to traffic before August Is. The
sum of $50, 900 is being expended in
standardizlng the grade east of Cooks,
Mr.. Hutchins states.
BY the time crews have finished the
Cooks grade. Mr.. Hutchins says, the
last link of the Mt. Adams Highway
between Glenwood and Yakima will be
open 1t is planned then to bring a
caravan of 500 automobile loads of
Yakima motorists down over the new
route to White Salmon and thence to
Vancouver over the North Bank High
way.
I'VE will return to Hood River,
after a meeting with Portland citi-
zens," says Mr.. Hutchins, "by way of
Hood River, where we will meet with
your citizens at the Columbia Gorge
Hotel. 1t is anticipated that the
junket will result in much cooperative
effort between the citizens of Oregon
and Washington for better roads in the
mid Columbia.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
ODELL MEN HAVE
PRAISE FOR ROAD

Back from an inspection of the new
Mount Hood Loop Highway in the Ore
gon National Forest, r. r. Lewis and
Dane Kemp, Odell citizens, wax en-
thusiastic in their descriptions of seem
cry the new route will make available.
'The trip up the East Fork of Hood
river will be a magnificent one" de-
clares Mr.. Lewis, land the great.
flower-covered meadows further up on
the route will amaze thousands of
motorists next year. The virgin for
ests and the close, shimmering snow
fields of Mount Hood will form a treat
soon for Oregon nature lovers"
The Odell men say that they were
surprised to find all evidence of snow
banks gone on the highland forest
floor Mr.. Lewis, who recalls that
the objection was made to the road
that it would be covered with snow
until midsummer. says the snow was
all gone by July A. The two men
drove for 81 miles into the national
forest. They say the road is in very
good shape. A steel bridge over the
East Fork of Hood river between the
falls and Sand creek has been COM
pleted.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
Summons

In the Circuit Court of the State of
Oregon, for Hood River County.
A. e. Hansen, Plaintiff, vs.. Lillian
Hansen, Defendant.
To above named defendant, Lillian
Hansen:
In the name of the State of Oregon,
you are hereby required to appear and
answer the complaint herein filed
against you in the above entitled
Court, on or before the 3lst day of
July, 1922, that being the date and
time fixed by the Court for you to ap-
pear and answer herein, and being
more than six weeks from and after
the date of the first publication of this
Summons, and that if you fail to so
appear or answer, in default thereof,
plaintiff will apply to the Court for
the relief prayed for in the Complaint,
to-wit: For a decree dissolving the
bonds of matrimony existing between
plaintiff and defendant herein, and for
such other relief as to the Court may
seem just and equitable.
This Summons is being published
once a week for six successive weeks
by Order of Honorable Fred w. Will
son, Judge of the above entitled Court:
The first publication being June 10,
1922; and the last publication being
July n, 1922.
20 j. Silvestone,
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Who is duly admitted and practic-
ing attorney in and for the State of
Oregon, and whose residence and post
office address is at 522- 523 Lumber
mems Building, Portland, Oregon.
jel5jy27
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
APPLES SHORT in
PACIFIC NORTHWEST

The Pacific Northwest will have a
smaller apple crop this year than in
1921, but the United States as a whole
will have a much larger production.
The total yield of the United States is
estimated at 81, 413, 900 barrels of COM
mercial apples. This is 10. 2l3, 900 bar
rels more than turned out last year
and 4.6l3.000 barrels more than the
five-year average, 1860.
The Oregon commercial apple crop
was figured by the government on
June at 5.645 cars and F. L. Kent,
agricultural statistician, did not alter
the figures in his July l report. Re-
duced to the barrel basis, this is /, 451, :
900 barrels, a decrease of 207, 900 bar
rels as compared with last year.
The commercial crop in Washington
is estimated by G. S. Kay. government
statistician, at 7,470, 600 barrels, or
1888, 900 barrels less than last year.
Idaho, with !, ,349, 900 barrels, will have
28l, 900 barrels less than year ago.
The total commercial yield of the
three Pacific northwestern states rep
resents a decline of 1858. 600 boxes
from the 1921 production.
The total apple crop of the United
States on July was placed at 189,-
549, 900 bushels, as compared with 98,-
100, 900 bushels in 1921 and 179. 900
bushels. the five-year average, l9l6-2O.
The forecast for the commercial apple
crop of the country is 81. 4l3. 600 bar
rels against q, 200, 600 barrels in 1921
and 26, 100000 barrels, the five-year
average, l9l6-20.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
One Dollar Saved Represents Ten Dol
lars Earned

The average man does not save to
exceed ten per cent of his earnings.
He must spend nine dollars in living
expenses for every dollar saved. That
being the case he can not be too care
full about unnecessary expenses. Very
often a few cents properly invested,
like buying seeds for his garden, will
save several dollars outlay later on.
1t is the same IN buying Chamberlain 8
Collie and Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t costs
but few cents, and bottle of it in
the house saves doctors bill of sew
eral dollars.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
Bids for Transporting High School Stu.
dents

The board Of directors Of Barrett
School District will entertain bids for
the transportation Of high school stu
dents from Barrett TO Hood River high
school. All bids must be in by August
lst. Information as 10 route and num-
Der Of students may be had Of the
clerk. School District No. l.
jyl3-27 By A. G. Wing, Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
Frazier Begins Blackberry Harvest

Joseph Frazier, who owns one and
an eighth acres of Lawton blackber.
ries. from which he expects to harvest
600 crates, began his seasons harvest
Thursday. Mr.. Frazier anticipates
that this picking season will last six
weeks. He now has IL pickers at
work. Three additional will be en-
ployed later He is paying nine cents
per crate for the harvest work, offer
ing pickers who remain throughout the
season two cent bonus.
81 find that women are the best
pickers," says Mr.. Frazier. while
boys work mighty well for a time, the
average youth enjoys play too much.
The head Of a fellow in the berry
patch, as discovered last year. offers
a target that cannot be resisted when
ripe blackberries are at hand for mis-
ufao -
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
Blackberry Crop Short

The wild blackberry crop, on the
logged off area along the West Fork of
Hood river, the harvest of which was
begun last week, is reported to be very
short this season because Of the severe
drouth that has prevailed for the past
two months. Families, who last year
secured hundreds Of gallons of luscious
berries while on outings up the river,
are finding fruit this season only in the
wet draws.
The dry weather, too, will result in
a much smaller huckleberry crop in
wilds this fall. sc.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
A Splendid Medicine for the Stomach
and Liver

Chamberlain Tablets for the
stomach and liver are splendid. / new
er tire Of telling my friends and neigh
bors Of their qualities, writes Mrs.
William YOllmer, Eastwood, n. Y.
When bilious, eonstipated or troubled
with indigestion. give them a trial.
They will do you good.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-20
D. CAsEIN SPREA

Our CASEIN SPREADER is positive
Is guaranteed-a Superior product-made
in HOOD RIVER. Insist upon the Hood
River product. Accept no other. In bulk
or small packages. Hood River spray
Company. ie22n
The Washington times., 1922-10-17

THE man who put the hump
- in the hairpin made thou
sands OF dollars just by the
flash Of a thought. The man
who thought Of pointing the
ordinary wood screw got more
for that idea than many a man
that has worked hard all his life.
And who was it who con-
ceived the notion Of dropping
aniline dye in water and selling
II as violet ink?
Somebody first though. OF
putting rubber on shoe heels,
and that one brilliant idea has
now developed into a vast busi-
ness.
The soft glue used for max.
ing printers rollers was discov.
cred by accident. Lithogra ply
was also an accidental discov.
cry.
= A printers wife found that
oily ink would float on water,
and so discovered marbling. Her
husband chided her for wasting
the ink. But some one else
thought Of dipping paper in
It.
The Washington times., 1922-10-17

A GOOD many women nowadays
"a wear their fingernails an
IA eighth to half inch long.
They do it in order to look like
ladies.
a Lady, in their sight, is a fe-
male who never works with her
hands. Hence those nails. She
couldn t keep them half an hour if
she used her hands. They'd break
off or tear up her work.
Her long nails tell the world
that she is a Lady of Most Com
plete Leisure. A Never Worker!
The idea comes from China,
where they bind the feet of Ladies
and teach the gentlemen to grow
siX-inch nails.
A Chinese Lady is always car
ried in sedan chair. The proof of
her Ladyhood is her minute, tor
tured feet. She could not walk,
even if she were depraved enough
to want to.
In America the long fingernailed
type is usually too anxious to be
thought Lady to impress one very
favorably. In most cases she is
guilty of the distinctly vulgar am
bition to be something she just plain
amt.
The ambition to possess useless
hands is a vicious ambition also.
1t is subversive of Moral Order in
the Soul.
Long nails scratch furniture, tear
silk stockings and are constantly
in need of repair. They are ugly
and, usually, dirty as well. Even
as weapons of offense they are al
most valueleSS.
They should be worn in shcatus,
as in China.
Even the back-fenc TaJby
sheathes her claws.
The Washington times., 1922-10-17
Millions Cost;
Hours Saved

A SIX-MILE tunnel is to be
"A bored through the Contin-
"A entail Divide, that twelve to
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ridge of the
Rocky Mountains, which is Amer
ca's eternally snow-clad backbone.
The vertebra which has been chosen
for perforation is James Peak,
Colorado.
Last spring the Colorado Legis-
lature in special session authorized
the issuance of bonds for $6,0OO,-
900 to cover the cost of drilling the
hole. A commission was named and
an engineer, Maj. l.. d. Blauvelt,
was hired, and all through this
winter steel and dynamite will eat
its way through the living rock.
When the tunnel is completed
Salt Lake City will be six hours
nearer to Denver. One hundred
and seventy-three miles of distance
will be cut off. That shows how
the present railroads twist and zig
gag and corkscrew and loop-the-
loop in the effort to surmount the
mighty barrier of the Continental
Divide.
With one tunnel In operation
competing roads will construct
others, and travellers will present
ly become as Injured to a six or
eight or ten-mile passage through
1.-The hall of the mountain king
as they have become to the New
York subway.
Six million dollars to save six
hours shows rather vividly the
value of time in the u. S. A.
The Washington times., 1922-10-17
A Sad Jest

HYEADLINE writer as we'll as
compositor occasionally per-
i i petrates unconscious jest. To
chronicle the suicide of a retired
Chicago banker, the inspired head
line in one of our metropolitan
dailies reports: "Banker Cuts His
Own Throat"
BY implication, did he mean to
suggest the propricty of the high
fiuancier cutting his own throat
rather than the public s?
Pretty much as Mark Twain once
twitted Elihu Root. At a public
dinner the lawyer mockingly imi-
tated the humorist S habit of dig
ging down into his pockets. Where
upon Mark Twain observed that he
was glad for once to see a lawyer
with his hands in his own pocket.