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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
ANDREW AND IMoGENE
~ ROE FIlLKERSON.

BY ROE FULkEKSON. 81
"But, Andrew protested lmogene, Mary
Little says that all men are liars"
Nothing original about that" replied An
drew, Solomon, who is reputed to have been
the wisest man on earth, said the same thing"
"But she says" went on Imogene that all
men deceive their wives and that the ones
that seem the most frank and open are the
very ones who are leading double life, and
use the guise of frankness to cloak their sins"
"That woman is a Past Illustrious Matron
of the c. H." said Andrew in disgust.
ga what?" queried Imogene.
"She is a life member of the Crepe Hangers.
They are an organization which has a pre-
requisite to membership that the postulant
be an active working Sob Sister, and menu
Der in good standing of the Kill Joys
'They go through this world telllng people
who have just started for picnic in cat
boat the number of deaths by drowning for
the past summer.
"Most of them also are affiliated with the
Daughters of Gloom, who have never had
day in their lives when they were free from
dyspepsia, and never intend to allow anyone
else a moments peace.
'"They are the kind of people who, II you
hand thezn twenty-dollar gold piece, are sure
it j. >zsunterfeit, but cannot tell without Bit
ing it, and are positive If they bite 1t 1t VIII
break one of her china teeth.
"That woman never saw bouquet OF real
flowers or of verbal ones handed
to another without desire to pull off the red
ribbon and tie on a band of crepe.
"These Crepe Hangers never see man or
woman do kind act that they do not try to
peer behind the scenes and dig UP selfish
motive for it.
"Thege people are the pimples on the
pickles of life and should be shaved OH at
every opportunity.
'They are the ones who pried off the pick
ct of the back fence and let the snake into
Paradise and they-have never outgrown the
habit. 1t was one of these Crepe Hangers
who first said In the midst of life we are in
debt
sit is the Crepe Hanger who tells the wife
when the business man works the stenogra-
pliers two hours over time and then buys her
a decent dinner Tt is the Crepe Hanger who
asks the husband who has been out OF town
if that tall blond man who has been with MS
wife so much since he has been gone is her
brother.
at is the Crepe Hanger who sees the dark
side of life, who sees the rotten speck and
forgets the peach, who dwells on the torns
and forgets the blossoms above and who
never takes an ice cream soda without re-
GREETING that she cannot share 1t with some
starving bolshevik in Russia.
81 suppose there is some use for them in
this eternal scheme Of things just as sup
nose there are uses for mosquitoes, book
agents and people who sit behind you at
card table, but am unable to see them
81 wish you would tell this dame the next
time she comes here that in my opinion she
is the hull of a peanut, she lftters up the
place and when we have crepe on our door
bell there is going to be someone dead In our
house."
81 tell you what / will do,''' said Imogene.
happily CPL ask her here and you tell her."
Copyright, 1929
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

YOUNG woman who is well bred and
~ college educated and who has been
n used to good society all, her life, has
fallen in love with man who Is what we
call "self-made"
He is splendid chap in every way. He is
handsome, clever, energetic, enterprising,
magnetic, generous, with the irresistible at
traction that strong men always have for
women. But this man literally lifted himself
out of the gutter where he was born. He
has no education. He does the sword swal-
lowing act when he eats, and his grammar is
thing to make one shudder even in these
days Of linguistic slackness and slang.
Wherefore the girl is exceedingly troubled
in spirit. She appreciates all that is wonder
full and fine in the man. She is caught up in
the glamour and the romance that surrounds
one who is soldier of fortune, with the cour-
age to do and dare. She loves him and wants
to marry him, but she hesitates because she
is afraid that her affections will not be able
TO survive the assaults made daily and hour
Iy upon her taste by one who eats peas with
his knife, and says, ST done SEEM"
I think the young woman is wise. Love is
killed far oftener by pin pricks than 1t is by
the sword. 1t is easier to overlook few big
Dffenses than the little daily and hourly trans
gressions that get upon our nerves. It is
wrong, of course, but true, that moral lapses
are not so Disseminating to us in our fellow
creatures as lapses in grammar and table
manners.
MdCTlmOuy, DIT lis 'sDSoC, ID d SIS olDpOAAOA
of illusions, and it is hard to keep in mind the
virtues of those who commit assault and bat
terry upon the English language every time
they open their mouths to speak. Therefore,
marriage between those who have not the
same standards of conventions IS apt to be a
dangerous experiment.
So far as my observation goes, such unequal
marriages are almost always failures. have
seen many cultured and refined women marry
rough diamond men, but almost invariably
such marriages have brought unhappiness to
both parties.
And have seen many highly educated men,
captured by pretty faces, marry ignorant girls
who were untutored children Of nature and
these marriages were also disastrous.
It seems to me that there are two reasons
why these carriages are always bound to be
foredoomed failures. The first is that the
great basic law of happiness in marriage is
congeniality. Like calls to like, and after
one has had ones fill the piquancy Of differ
ence, that attracted one for a while to a
stranger, one turns back with a sigh of con-
tentment to ones own kind.
A woman wants man for her steady COM
panion through life who has been bred as she
has who has the same ideals, the same code
of conduct, who speaks the same language. A
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
QUlPs AND QUIDDITIES

DESTROYS of buying a camera, the pretty girl
inspected the stock of local dealer. as this
a good onel" she asked, as she picked up
machine "What is it called?' That's the
Belvedere," said the young salesman politely.
There was chilly silence. Then the girl drew
herself up erect, faced him with an icy stare
and asked again: "Er--can you recommend the
Belva?"
The Right Rev. Sir David Hunter Blair tells
story of colleague, a bishop, who rode out
on long round of leaving calls, attended by
new groom. Before setting out the bishop had
sent the man back to the house to get some
cards. When they reached the last house the
order was: Ieave two cards here, James"
The unexpected reply of the groom wass 4
can't my lord. There's only the ace of spades
left.'
Henry had reason for feeling out OF sorts.
"But, dearest, didn't ask you to keep our en-
gagement secret for the PRESENT."
dearest" had reason for pouting. "But
Henry dear, really couldn't help 1t. That
hateful Ella said the reason wasn't married
was because no fool had proposed to me, so
told her you had."
Brown had just missed the $3.50 train, after
a desperate race along the platform.
He was middle aged, and his run had ex-
hausted him.
AS he walked back very annoyed and purring
hard a sympathetic porter said:
"MiSsed the $3.50, sir?
1t was too much-human politeness would
not stand the strain.
ooh, no, thank you'll" Brown answered Bit
terly. I just hated the look OF 1t, so chased
it out of the stationi'
Governor Small, of Illinois was recently dis
cussing the advantages and disadvantages of
large life-insurance policies. 1t was remarked
that Rodman Wanamaker and Pierpont Nor
gan carry million-dollar policies. "For the aver
age man large insurance has its advantages,
said Governor Small, ''but it also has its draw
backs. lawyer earning about $1,000 year
was insured for 100000. He was once reported
dead, but it was a false alarm He cabled to
his partner: survived. Try to break it gently
to my WIFE"
Jack had returned to his ship apparently
the worse for drink, and the officer OF thu
watch was testing his sobriety.
In order to do so, he told Jack to res
peat after him, "The Irish constabulary exc
tinguished the conflagration."
Jack stood for moment, and it seemed
as if he were unable to cope with the task
he was set Then with a smile Of triumph, he
blurted out:
""The Irish coppers put the fire out.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
THE WAR is NOT OVER
Bv DR.. Frank Crane

The war is not over That is the trouble
with the world.
The war is not over because all that has
been stopped is the fighting with soldiers and
big guns and battleShpS. But that is only part
of war and perhaps its least harmful part
The war is not over because we still think in
terms of war Our minds are full of war. We
continue to conceive of all human achievement
in warlke manner
France wants to rebuild her ruined cities and
recover from the deSolation caused by the Ger
man invasion, but has not sense enough to see
that this recovery can only be accomplished by
constructive growth and by cooperation with
her ancient enemy. The processes of vengeance,
suspicion, hate and compulSion can never heal
nor build. France is going on with the war, at
least with the war spirit which is the worst part
of war.
Germany is as bad. She seethes with death
plots. 278 aSSaSSinationS have taken place in
this unhappy nation since the armistice
Russia, inspired with new social idea, is
trying to establish it by force and arms and
the result is the horror of famine and bank
ruptcy
Ireland is full of war. The war thought i'm
pedeS her new freedom at every step.
The industrial world is war-Stricken. The
labor leaders denounce and gestculate and
vociferate. They love to talk about fighting
things out. They use all the Technology of
WAL IHcy are Ilel, Vi COuISS, ny the ISpIc-
sentatives of capital in the same spirit. These
also hurl their ultimatumS.
There can be no restoration of property un-
til this abominable and absurd spirit has been
exercised.
Fighting never produces anything; it only
destroys. The war between capital and labor
has destroyed as much property and caused as
much suffering since the armistice as resulted
from the attack of Germany upon civilization.
Even religion, God save the mark! takes the
war form in the minds of nine-tenthS of the
people, at least in the western world. Catholics
and protestants organize against each other in
stead of with each other. The various Sects of
professionalism maintain their military lines Of
controversy.
No more hideous or sardonic hymn was ever
sung than "Like mighty army moves the
Church of God"
The army idea belongs to the devil. God is
no field marshal. He is a gardener
The war poison Seeps into every nerve and
vein of the body polite.
Copyright, 1929
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
The Kkma7;st Confession

"a m USTAPHA KEMAL Of the red hands
NE refuses to- permit an investigation
by an American-Allied commission
into alleged atrocities in Anatolia. There
was never serious doubt that most Of the
charges were true. The leader of the Turk
ish Nationalist, by forbidding fair and COM
petent inquiry, now virtually acknowledges
them. That massacres were perpetrated with
the consent if not at the instigation of the
Kemalist government, that persecution is
still frequent and will continue, that it is
the Turks intent to blot out races and relig-
ions not their own - all this is inferrable
from their fear Of the light
The age-old problem of safeguarding civil
zation against that barbarism which entered
Asia Minor and southwestern Europe with
the Seljuks remains unsolved. 1t was de-
voutly hoped that at the conclusion of the
World War the Powers, which hitherto had
temporized with this danger and disgrace
would act for common human interests. But
they still hung back from decisive measures,
and the Turk still profits from their mutual
jealousies and distrusts. Constantinople, it
is true, is under Allied control, as is also
the contiguous country and the straits. But
except within this little zone Of safety, there
is scant protection or none for those who fall
within the Turkish shadow.
That Britain and France should take care
not to give cause for great Moslem revolt
in their Asiatic and African dominions is
quite understandable. But could not some
way be found to control the ever recurrent
terrorism and atrocities? 1t seems pity
that the Greeks did not gain or were not
given free hand to cut the knot which
none can unite.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
The Gall Upon the Colleges

II
| students this autumn is realized, New
York University will have an enrolment
Of twenty thousand. This shows, observes
the TRIBUNE, "how the new endowment is
bearing fruit The same paper adds, apropos
OF increased college attendance throughout
the Northeast: Never before have young
men and women flocked to matriculate as
they have since the war"
The extraordinary, if not indeed excessive,
enrolment at New York University is owing
largely, to its vocational courses, which are
taken by multitudes who work in the city
In somewhat the same way the night schools
OF the Georgia Tech attract hundreds, and
prove useful beyond measure.
But the more purely cultural institutions
also, in the South as we'll as elsewhere, are
called upon to serve an ever-swelling host of
youth. This is notably true of Georgia. and
should inspire thoughtful people to provide
more adequate facilities, more liberal endow-
ments, more opportunities for the citizens
and home-makers of tomorrow.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
THE OLD GARDENER SAYS

When harvesting your sweet corn you
have probably noticed an occasional stalk
which produces an unusually good ear. 1t
will pay you to mark two or three stalks of
this kind and to let the corn grow until the
ears are mature. These ears will give you
first class seed for next years planting.
When the corn is ripe, hang up the ear in a
dry room, ut do not take the kernels off the
cob. Six good sized ears of corn will make
quart of good seed, and you can constantly
improve your corn as to quality and yield if
you save the best specimens every year.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
Radio IN the Far North

n oW comes word that trappers in the
VI Canadian Far North are installing
radio receiving sets in their hither-
to lonely huts. Picture Crusoe of those
snow-bound solitudes, on a night in De-
cember when the mercury sinks to fifty be-
low zero and only winds and wolves are
astir. Picture him listening in" and won
dering at warm, golden waves of music
that break upon his isolation from he
knows not what distant cline. Picture his
amazement, his delight when voice, so
clear that it seems an invisible caller at
his fireside, tells that the concert he hears
is from city far in the South, from WSB,
Atlanta
Radio is thrilling fresh romance into the
regions to which we have been wont to
look as source for the strange and new
into the wildness Of the snow lands and
the mists of the "unharvested sea-" Polar
expeditions will turn wireless to manifold
uses, as the maritime world already has
done News that aforetime came tagging
through months or years will travel swift
or than Puck who could put a girdle
round the globe in thirty minutes" Fic-
ton will turn all this to it's account. but
it must hurry if it would keep pace with
fact.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

Diversification is one of the first best
things farmer can do The next is the
organizing of a market. Brooks county
has both and her farmers are in fine shape
financially, White county farmers need to
get cooperative marketing system worked
out that will always enable them to have
a ready cash market for all their products.
There is always a sale for farm products,
but it is much better for the farmer that
he sell his crops along with other farmers.
Carload lots can be sold much easier than
small shipm ents.-Cleveland Courier.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

" I1I11N 1OIh plSduS lOT Lancaster, ana
W. Capulet takes the stump for Mon
tague, is not politics drawing nigh
unto its millennium?
That Republican of Republicans, the Bos-
ton Transcript, is advising the re election of
Senator Kendrick in Wyoming normally a
stronghold of the G. 0. P. Opposing the Sen
ator is Representative Mondell, for the last
four years majority leader in the House.
Touching the latter the Transcript remarks
His leadership has been the most ncompe-
tent and ignominious that the country has
seen in twenty years. and adds: eff the peo-
pie of Wyoming wish to be creditably repre-
sented in the Senate they will let we'll enough
alone by re-electing Senator Kendrick''
Conditions must be bad indeed when the
Transcript is moved to paint them thus Only
mind capable of drastic independence and
truthfulness would have spoken so frankly
Pity it's there are not more of the kind ;
for then we should have from Republican
brushes faithful portrait of their party
fiasco.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
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PRESS TALK IN GEORGIA
BY JACK l.. PATTERSON.
Mr. HoOQ,s CafaSfrnnhA

David Hogg, a resident Of Webster
county, was struck by lightning Wednesday
and remained unconscious for two days.
when he regained consciousness and APP
peared little the worse for his experience.
Mr.. Hogg was driving team of oxen when
the bolt struck, both of his yoke being
killed and he being knocked unconscious.
jackson Herald.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

wise man never kicks a stick of dynamite
or his wife's cat.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

Most of these men who long for the good
old days would hate to go to bed at six
o'clock.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19
THE TRI-WEEKLY JOURNAL
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From One Who Should Knou

The cost of living is the same-all you make
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

"a m USTAPHA KEMAL of the red hands
INB refuses tor permit an investigation
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

- HE payment of ten million dollars in
gold which was due from Germany
- this week has been allowed by the
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

NOV comes word that trappers in the
M Canadian Far North are installing
a 41,a:.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-08-19

" 7 HEN York pleads for Lancaster, and
~ Capulet takes the stump for Mon
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

"Story OF Automobile"
IL is said that the Studebaker
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

management intends 10 20 the limit
in making the story Of an Auto
mobile" the best automobile film
ever produced. Work was started on
the film Tuesday morning in the
forge shop at the plant Each pro-
cess in the manufacture Of parts VIII
be photographed so that the most
ignorant person may get. from the
picture. an understanding Of the
manufacture Of an automobile. Aero
plane views Of the plant Will be TAX
en- later I'm the week
The Story OF An Automobile
according TO Mr. Leopold will be
completed and ready for distribu
tion June I. II will be shown. with
other industrial films. at the Worlds
Fair at Rio de Janeiro Sept. Z.
Distribution is taken care OF by
the Bureau Of Foreign and Domestic
commerce without any further ex-
pense to the company. Copies of the
film viii be sent TO South America
Australia, Africa. and many other
countries where there is a great de-
mand for knowledge OF American
methods OF manufacture.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
SCOUT TROOP is
AGAIN WINS CUP
Wvman Award Permanently
Given to Troop Follow
ing Three Wins.

The Wyman cup awarded 20 Scout
troops on a basis Of civic service.
goes for the third time 20 troop IS,
so that the cup becomes the perma-
nent trophy Of the troop. Competi-
tion has been going on among the
troops for some time. Ribbons will
be awarded troops p. 10, 5 and Is.
for second, third and fourth places.
Several changes have been made
in scout masters during the past
week Julius Roy Weaver Is the new
master for troop at the Washing
ton school c. II. Stelfe who has
been master Of troop &c, is leaving
this city for New York. Fl l. Steffe
viii be transferred from II 10 20.
and Asst. Scoutmaster c. p. Brose
will act as master for troop II.
Additional deputy commissioners
have been appointed They include:
a. W. Fortier. r. w Fries. j. T..
McClave and c. L. Uuery. Deputies
A. K. Collins, Fred Himmelberger
and ". NJ. Ellwood viii continue
as before
The schedule for scout patrol duty
during the cleanup and safety
campaign has been announced as
follows. Tuesday after school, troop
=. 9. % and Is; Wednesday. troops
p. 4. and q Thursday. troops 1,
az. 4. "A and 26; Friday. troops
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
STANDARD OIL CLAIM
IN RUSSIA is PERILED

LONDON, May 2. "A diplomatic
battle 70 defend Standard oil inter
ests in Russia. threatened by the
monopoly secured by the Shell group
in a secret agreement al Genoa. is
looked for by British business men
today
Following announcement a. Genoa
that the British Shell oil combine
has signed a five-year agreement
with the soviet. constituting mon
opoly on production and sale OF oil
throughout Russia, under certain re
strictions and on an equal division
OF profits basis. acton through diplo-
matte channels Ivy American inter
ests is expected.
Before soviet nationalizations, the
STANDARD oil Of America had CON
cessi1ns for impor;au. oil areas n
RUSS.
GENOA. MAY 2.-Leonid Krassin
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
Suspenders in Vogue,
by Heck! Style Kings
Proclaim Male Attire

CHICAGO. May An age of
innocence in mems styles was
forecast at the opening OF the
United National Clothiers' con-
vention here today.
Among the conspicuous ex-
hibits, which clothiers said would
be much In demand were
The durable night shirt, with
a splash OF red tape az the
throat. IN preference TO roughish
pajamas
Suspenders.
Sleeve supporters, with blue
and pink the favored colors.
Trouser leg bottoms cuGless.
Shoes. square-toed. fat-heeled.
solidly built.
Rubbers.
The only dash Of color in the
displays were the Innings OF the
top coats. No matter how con-
sentative the outside shades. the
Innings were Of pale blue. YER
million. hectic PINK or brilliant
orange.