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The herald., 1922-06-22
Advice Is Cheap.

First Tourist-There's police
board warning people n0 TO walk on
the railway track
Second Tourst-Oh, the railroad
people are more particular than mo
florists
-why?"
well, motorists allow pedestrians
tn cross the roads IL they take their
own risks Answers
The herald., 1922-06-22
SUSPICIOUS

Il JUS. heard" said Mrs. Crouch of
. man who broke himself Of swearing
by giving bis wife u quarter every
time he uttered AL oath"
"Oh. no you doati" said her bus
band.
Don't vhatr'
Rope IN, into any such snap as that
You q be serving me burnt oatmeal
aud sOggy biscuits every morning
The herald., 1922-06-22

20, $40, and buried there. The chief
sight Of the place is the magnificent
abbey which was founded in memory
of the slain king. Humphrey duke of
Gloucester was imprisoned there in
1447. and died in the prison, it is sup
posed, by poison.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Our Sprino Thriller.

-rve cot you at last" he cried,
move II you dare, move! It's tnken
me many years, but at last I've got
you where l want you! Now l dare
you to mover
Yep, you're right" replied his
friend, "it's the first game of checkers
you ever did win from me."-Treat
EN- Square.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Crows Kill Owl

West Chester, Pa.-Robert G. Card
well. who is furnishing data to the gov
eminent on bird life in this section.
has forwarded report of the killing
Of large barn owl by crows which he
witnessed near Lenape.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Fpea. Nothinol

You were driving your car with
one hand when the collision occurred,
were you notT asked the lawyer.
Yes"
And you had your free arm around
the young lady who sat beside your"
My arm wasn't free. She was hold
ing il there with both hands,
The herald., 1922-06-22
Play Tunnel Caves In, Bow Killed.

Jacksonville, Fla.-J. d. Crabb,
eleven years old, was buried alive be-
meath the family home when tunnel
he and his playmates had made caved
in. Firemen, summoned by one of the
boys, failed to find the boy before
death occurred.
The herald., 1922-06-22
SjdeIiohts on Hjstorv

The Indians had just passed a pipe
Of recently invented tobacco to Sir
Walter Raleigh.
"Where's your couponsT' he asked.
proving, indeed, he kept ahead of the
times.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Efficiency Counts

Thomas-Why did old Dudley fall
IN love with the girl with the natural
ly curly hair?
Melville-Because she spent twelve
hours getting 1t to curl that way.-An-
swerS
The herald., 1922-06-22
That's Easy.

Miss Jones (seriously)-Do you
know who Is the LATEST person In this
room?
Percy Unnocently)-I dunno.
Miss Jones-You ought to. Who n
II, when everybody else Is indus
tnousiy studying. sits and watches The
rest or looks out of the Window
Percy (brightening) Why, you,
Miss Jones'
The herald., 1922-06-22
wv. hlAt~eaQ
Publicity.

why don't you attack the political
bosses as you used to dO?"
see no reason for doing So" re-
piled Senator Sorghum. If a political
boss is strong enough to warrant an
attack the more you protest the more
you advertise his strength"
The herald., 1922-06-22
Wife's Love Worth Six Cents

Hackensack, n. damages of g
cents for the alienation of his wife's
affections were awarded to John H.
Stein by the jury trying his $4,000
alienation suit, brought against Edgar
III. Kane. Five women were on the
iury
The herald., 1922-06-22
Seventeen Drown on Lake Boat

Sault Ste. Marie, Mich.-The steam
er Lampden of the Canadian light.
house service, carrying a crew of II
men. is believed to have sunk off Mich
ipicoten island, IN Lake Superior. dur.
ing q storm.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Real Aetna.

The star put a great deal of fervos
into that love scene"
The leading lady Is his wife, too.
They've been married four or five
years"
You don't say so7 Gosh, that h
art
The herald., 1922-06-22
Remove Gum From Elax

A process has been perfected in Ar
gentina for removing gums and other
waste matter from flax straw before
1t is dried and sent to Europe for
maNufacture into fiber articles.
The herald., 1922-06-22

an entirely differ
ent steak from
the usual way Of
serving it. If gas
is used grease
the broiler and
p | Il G. un q e I
flame.
Peanut Butter
The herald., 1922-06-22

Chronic fault finders should consider
that il is their envy which deforms
everything. and that the ugliness is
not in the object but in the eye.
The herald., 1922-06-22
A Fable.

Once there was garage mechanic
who had grease on his hands and
failed to wipe them on somebody's au-.
tounobile Observation-Disclosures Sun.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Eco Has Three YoIks.

Asotin, Wash.-Mrs. William Champ
ion recently found an unusually large
egg in the henhouse. She thought II
would be enough to bake a whole cake.
II had three full-sized yolks.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Endless Task.

When one reform we realize,
We still keep bravely stormtng.
Prom each reform new things arise
Which still need more reforming.
The herald., 1922-06-22
Well Ratherl

IF a woman had any other friend
as candid as her mirror"
"YesT"
well, they would mighty soon
cease to be a friend-that's all"
The herald., 1922-06-22
MORE GOOD THINGS

Hamburg steak seasoned and made
TO a fiat cake. then brOiled, makes
The herald., 1922-06-22
CHE Kitchen
Cabinet
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"CandoT is the seal Of a noble mind
the ornament and pride OF man, the
sweetest charm of woman, the scorn
Of rasCals and the rarest virtue OF
socia bility."
The herald., 1922-06-22
Unpopular.

Unpopular.
y never can like that man.
why not7 Hes all right
II know he's MI right, but l can't
NIKE him.
Hes never done you any harm"
Not at all, bat / dislike him just
the same. He's the man my wife /,
slways wishing l would try to b
ike"
The herald., 1922-06-22
GOOD THINGS YOU WILL ENJOY

Now that fresh cabbage is in the
market. the following dish will he one
The herald., 1922-06-22

Not Legal Tender.
Coutentment Is better !
Than riches" they say.
But the bu -er and grocer
Won't take u a. pay.
The herald., 1922-06-22
NOT VERY,

He's as happy as a King"
Humph! How happy Is . king
nowadavs7"
The herald., 1922-06-22

Pepper Cabbage Salad.
Take one quart or
fresh cabbage chopped (;
add one cupful of green
pepper also chopped: sea-
son and mix with one
cupful of cream dressing
and serve on lettuce. To
prepare the dressing use
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

Villas County Fair Sept 1914
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
NOTICE

Notice is given 10 all applicants
for hunting and trapping licenses
that the old ruling of the COnser-
walton Commission has been abOl-
ished- that of allowing persons
who had previously taken out a
license TO submit their old license
TO the County Clerk and a new one
would be issued.
All fees for license, together
with postage, must be accOmpan-
led with an application properly
executed. County Clerks are held
strictly accountable to the game
department for any violation Of
the rule.
The blanks are here now.
Hunting license S1.OO. deer tao
S.25.
MARY HOUG,
23-3t. County Clerk.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
ct. Res. No. Is. A)
JOINT RESOLUTION
NO. 81 of 1921.


To create section 30 of article Al
of the constitution relating TO
the indebtedness of municipal
corporations.
WHEREAS.TTt the biennial ses-
sion Of the legislature for the year
1919. an amendment 20 the con-
stitution was proposed and agreed
to by n majority of the members
elected TO each of the two houses,
which proposed amendment is as
follows:
Resolved By the Assembly, the
Senate cOncurring, That there be
added 10 article II of the constitu-
ton a new section to read: Car
ticle KID Section 30. Any city, in
addition to the Indebtedness of
five per centum authorized by sec
tion of this article, may incur an
Indebtedness not exceeding an-
other five per centum on the value
of the taxable property in such
city for the purpose of acquiring
or constructing street railway pro-
perties or properties for the pro-
duction. transmission, delivery or
furnishing of light, heat, water or
power of the public" now, there
fore. be IL
Resolved BY the Assembly. the
Senate cOncurring. That the fore
going amendment 10 the constitu-
ton Of the state of Wisconsin be
and the same is hereby agreed TO
By this legislature.
NoTE.=Under the present
provisions of the constitution,
cities and other municipalities
are prohibited from becoming
indebted i'm any manner or for
any purpose TO any amount, in
Guiding existing Indebtedness,
in the aggregate exceeding five
per centum on the value of tax
able property therein. TO be as
certained by the last assessment
for state and county taxes pre-
vions 10 the mourning of such
indebtedness. If this proposed
amendment is ratified by the
people. cities will be authorized
TO incur an additional indebted
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
Stick II Out.

When your worlds about to fall
And your backs against the wall,
When you're facing wild retreat
and utter rout;
When it seems that naught can
stop it,
All your pleas and plans can't stop
it,
Get a grip upon yourself and
stick it Quit
Any craven fool can quit.
But n man with pluck and grit
Will hold until the very final
shout;
In the snarling teeth of sorrow
He will laugh and say: Tomorrow
The luck will change. j guess.
I'll stick it out"
The luck does change; you know
it.
All the records prove and show it
And the men who win are men
who strangle doubt,
Who hesitate nor swerve,
Who have grit and CUTS and nerve,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

ct. Res. No. b, AJ
JOINT RESOLUTION
No. 30 of 1871


To amend section 4 of article vi
of the constitution, relating to
county officers.
WHEREAS. At the biennial ses-
sion of the legislature for the year
1919. an amendment to the con
stiution was proposed and agreed
10 by a majority Of the members
elected to each of the two houses
which proposed amendment is as
follows:
Resolved by the Assembly, the
Senate concurring, That section
of article vi of the constitution
be amended to read: tArticle ND
Section 4. Sheriffs, coroners, reg
listers of deeds, district attorneys
and all other county officers eX-
cept judicial officers, shall be chos-
en- by the electors of the respee-
tive counties once in every two
wears. Sheriffs shall hold no other
office and 80 may succeed them
selves: they may be required by
law 10 renew their security from
time to time, and in default OF
giving such new security their OF
flee shall be deemed vacant; but
the county shall never be made
responsible for the acts of the
sheriff. The governor may remove
any officer in this section men
toned. giving to such a copy OF
the charges against him and an
opportunity of being heard in his
defense. An vacancies shall Ice
billed bya ppointment, and the per-
son appointed to fill a vacancy
shall hold only for the unexpired
portion of the term to which he
shall be appointed and until his
successor shall be elected and quail
flied
Resolved by the Assembly, the
Senate cOncurring, That the fore
going proposed amendment to the
constitution of the state of Wis
consin be and the same is hereby
agreed 10 by this legislature.
NOTE under the present
provisions of the constitution
sheriffs in office are ineligible
to hold the office of sheriff for
two years next succeeding the
termination of their terms. IT
this proposed amendment is rat
flied 10y the people, sheriffs will
be permitted TO succeed them
selves.)
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

ness. not exceeding another five
per centum on such value, for
the purpose of acquiring or con-
structing the public utilities
mentioned in the amendment)
Given under my hand and the
official seal of the Beard of Sup
crvisors of Villas County at the
court house in the village of Eagle
River, this 1lth day of September,
1922.
MARY H0UG,
County Clerk, Villas County.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

the farmers growing a particular
crop will ever unanimously stick
to one organization and submit to
advice of producing only a certain
limited quantity of crops and farm
products. Besides, there are many
chances that those who have not
grown that particular crop in the
past will begin growing it when
this crop reaches. a price more pro-
fitable than the one they were
getting for other crops. BY in
creasing the production of a high
priced article they will naturally
cause a decline in the pride of this
article. 1t is this continual shift
ing from the growing of one crop
to the growing of another when
prices are more favorable in the
one than in the other that des-
troys any possibility of a farmers
monopoly, for the latter depends
exclusively upon a rigorous con
troll of the rate of production. No
amount of restrictions and con
tracts can prevent the clocklike
regularity of the working of the
iron law of supply and demand in
virtue of which high prices slim
ulate increased output which, in
it's turn, causes low prices and
poor markets.
One of the essential conditions
of good markets is a proper bal
ance between the production Of
the essentials of life. This bal
aance, however, cannot be obtain
cd unless there is an effective de
mand on the part of the consum-
er equivalent to the quantities
produced. The rise in the prices
of commodities above the level of
the consumers purchasing power
causes underconsumption and
leaves an unstable quantity of
farm products on the market. The
only way for the farmer TO prevent
this situation is not by attempt
ing TO establish monopolies of his
own but by uniting with other
producers in an effort to elimin-
ate the evil effects of the already
existing monopolies. Lincoln S
motto Equal rights for all, spec
ial privileges for none should be
the rallying point for all those
who see clearly that the present
economic conditions are due TO the
fact that some are in a position
TO extract, through monopoly and
speculation, more than they are
entitled to, at the expense of the
great mass of producers. The
monopolies of natural resources,
Of credit and of transportation
must be broken up before the pro-
ducers can hope to receive their
rightful share of the wealth they
help to create and TO promote the
general welfare by exchanging
each others products on the basis
of equal values given and receiv-
ed.
Only when there is equality be
tween remuneration and produc-
ton efforts will there be realized
that condition of society where the
great mass of producers will be
equipped with sufficient purchas-
inc power TO avoid underconsump-
tion by absorbing all that is pro-
duced and offered on the market"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
Notice General Election
November Z, 1922
STATE OF WISCONSIN.


NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN
that al an election TO be held in
the several towns, wards, villages
and election districts Of Villas
County. Wisconsin. on the first
Tuesday of November. A. ID. 1922,
being the seventh day of said
month, the following Officers are
60 be elected:
A GOVERNOR, in place of John
J. Blaine, whose term of office wlll
expire on the first Monday OF
January. A. ID. 1923.
A LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR,
in place of George F. Comings'
whose term OF office will expire
ON the first Monday Of January,
1923.
A SECRETARY OF STATE, IN
place Of Elmer ;. Hall, whose term
Of office will expire on the first
Monday Of January, 1923.
A STATE TREASURER, in place
az Henry Johnson, whose term OF
office will expire on the first Mon
day Of January, 1923.
AN ATTORNEY GENERAL, in
place Of William J. Morgan, whose
term If office will expire on the
first Monday of January, 1923.
a UNITED STATES SENATOR,
in place Of Robert NJ. LaFollette,
whose term of office will expire
March 4. 1923.
A REPRESENTATIVE IN CON-
GRESS for the 18th Congressional
District. comprised of the coun-
ties Of Douglas. Bayfield,. Ashland,
Iron. Villas. Burnett, Polk, Wash
burn. Sawyer. Rusk, Price, Tay-
Tor. Oneida and Lincoln.
A MEMBER OF ASSEMBLY for
the Assembly District comprised
of the counties of Iron and Villas.
A COUNTY CLERK, i'm place
Of Mary Hong. whose term of Of
flee will expire on the first Mon
day of January. 1928.
A COUNTY TREASURER, in
place Of Charles III. Adams, whose
term of office viii expire ON the
first Monday of January, 1923.
A SHERIFF. in place Of Patrick
j. Gaffney, whose term of office
will expire ON the first Monday
of January. 1928.
A CORONER. in place Of A. J..
DeN0yer. whose term Of office will
expire on the first Monday Of jan
uary. 1929.
A CLERK OF CIRCUIT COURT,
i'm place Of Hunter Case. whose
term Of office viii expire on the
first Monday Of January, 1923.
A DISTRICT ATTORNEY, in
place Of George +. O'COnnOr.
whose term Of office will expire
on the first Monday of January,
1929.
A REGISTER OF DEEDS. IN
place Of Fern Scott. whose term
of office will expire ON the first
Monday of January. 1928.
A COUNTY SURVEYOR. in
place Of w. J. Walsh. whose term
of office will expire on the first
Monday Of January. 1923.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

And whose motto is-Play hard,
and stick it out.
So you, when things go wrong
And you think YOU can't last long,
That you've got to quit nor
wait the final bout;
Smile, smile at your beholders,
Cleach your teeth and square
your shoulders,
And fight! You'll win If You
but stick it out.
Edmund Leamy in Forbes.
Villas Cnnntv Sent. la-lL
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
JOINT RESOLUTION
No. II Of 1921.

W. - "a Aa@As
To amend section :. article | of
the constitution. relating TO trial
by jury.
WHEREAS. At the biennial ses-
sion of the Legislature for the year
1919. an amendment to the con-
stitutiOn was proposed and agreed
10 by a majority of the members
elected 10 each of the two houses,
which proposed amendment is as
follows:
Resolved BY the Assembly. the
Senate eoncurring. That section 5
Of article | of the constitution be
amended 20 read: (Article ID Sec
ton 5. The right of trial by jury
shall remain inyiolate. ana Sfraii
extend 10 all cases al law without
regard TO the amount in contro-
versy: but a jury trial may be
waived by the parties in all cases
in the manner prescribed By law.
Provided. however. that the legis-
lature may. from time TO time. BY
statute provide that a valid YER
dict. in civil cases. may be based
on the votes of specified number
Of the jury. not less than five
sixths thereof"
Resolved by the Assembly. the
Senate coneurring. That the fore
going amendment TO the constitu-
tiOn Of the state of Wisconsin be
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06

and the same is hereby agreed TO
by this legislature.
NOTE.-Under the present
provisions of the constitution, a
verdict to be valid must be bas-
cd on the votes of all the mem
bers of the jury in both civil
and criminal eases. If this pro-
posed amendment is ratified by
the people, the legislature Will
hhave the power TO provide by
law that in civil cases (only)'
the votes of a specified number
of the jury less than all, but
not less than five-siXths, shall
be sufficient for a valid YER
dict)
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-09-06
constitutional Amendments

NOTICE is HEREBY FURTHER
GIVEN that at said general eiec-
ton the following proposed
amendments TO the constitution
Of the state of Wisconsin. which
have been approved by two sue
ceeding legislatures and duly pub
lished for three months as requir-
cd by section l Of article XII Of
said constitution. will be submit
ted 10 a vote Of the electors IN
manner provided by law and as di-
rected by chapters 49,. 50i and
566. Laws Of 1921. to-wit:
cit. Res. No. II. A1
The daily Alaskan., 1922-11-28

for rhs Daily Alaskan
The daily Alaskan., 1922-11-28
WITH $500 ON PERSON
 MAN STARVES TO DEATH

Dayton, Ohio, Nov. 26.-Coron- ev E. E. Kimmel, investigating the death of William Moser, 45 years old, whose body was found in a lodging house today, is of the opin- ion that the man died of starvation. Moser had been dead a long time before h.s body was found, and the Coroner said an examination proved that malnutrition was the cause.
 Currency amounting to more than S1OO was found in Moser's pockets, and other greenbacks, aggregating $4OO, had been hidden in small packages in various places in the room.
 Authorities have been unable to learn much regarding Moser. He was regarded as an eccentric indi- vidual, lived alone and seldom was seen in any ones company. Although he resided at the Jackson Street ad- dress for two years, residents of the neighborhood knew nothing of him. The Coroner said indications were that Moser had failed to supply himself with necessities of life and that he starved to death slowly.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-11-28

Shanghai, Nov. 2S.-News of the passage of the so-called China trade bm by Congress is enthusiastically received in China by American bus mess men; large firms and chambers of commerce for 1t means the begin ming of new era in commercial re- Iations between tho United States and China.
 Cablegrams of appreciation for the work of certain congressman In pushing the bill have been sent by the Shanghai Chamber of Commerce to Washington and resolutions ex- pressing the gratitude of the local business men passed.
 The Hon. Claudius H.HustOn, as- sistant secretary of commerce of the United States. on his world tour of inspection. was received warmly up- on his arrival in Shanghai by AmerI- can business men, who feel that Sec retary Huston yields much influence in extending the commercial inter ests of the United States overseas.
 Makes Business Easier.
 Regarding the China Trade bill secretary Huston said:
 The passage of this measure by congress will make it far easier for American concerns and Chinese American companies incorporated under American law to do business in China. They will be able to oper- ate under the federal charter.
 Previously much confusion existed due to the attempt to apply in China the conflicting regulations of our various states, territories and de- peudencies. Many United States companies were organized under state charters which were never in tended for foreign trade purposes.
 Under the China Trade bill the charters will be issued by the de- partment of commerce subject to regulations promulgated by the de- partmeut, with guarantees which will insure the conducting of legitimate business in accordance with the laws of the United States and the treaties between China and America.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-11-28
DRY LAWS ARE
BASEBALL HELP

Chicago, Nov. 27.-Thomas J. Hickey, president of the American Association, in discussing the ln- creased attendance at games in his circuit during the last season de- clared that the increase was due to the dry law. According to MT. Hickey the season just closed was a record breaker in the point of at tendance, and, in explaining the in crease the baseball magnate said:
 Prohibition has been the greRtesJ blessing baseball ever enjoyed. The passing of the saloons increased our patronage wonderfully. Regardless of the moral expect of the 18th amendment, it was a great business booster for us"
 MT. Hickey explained that in the old days men used to drop into the corner saloon for a drink on the way to the ball park. Other prospective fans would drop in for the same req son. Time would pass, as time would in a saloon, and a bit later the East ern scores would begin to come in on the ticker and the prospective fans would stay in the saloon, getting the scores of the ticker.
 On the other hand, MT. Hickey does not believe that golf cut down base ball attendance to any considerable degree. Tt costs money and takes a great deal of time to play golf" he says. "The lads from IS to 25 form the bulk of the baseball patronage, and, as a general rule, they do not play golf much"