New-York tribune., 1922-03-05
coalition song. entitled Henry" 70 the
air OF Mimi" which ran az folIowa.

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Henry ~ anw ,we @ unoisputed slso-ran to date
=, | don't think again you'll bs . candidate
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~" h Nnow what a real campaign should
5ehn whrr DELANEY , sat and laughed
"nen ne thought OF Henry Taft
Hutiy gee dearie me- Henrce
The Kings forces and the Coalition
Army met in brief battle in which
tue latter were beaten and taken pris
oners. -
"Who would have thought they would
nave been so easy?" said the King. at
ton Lynn"
The Coaltionsts were roped and
tied to trees to await the coming Of
the royal chef, who was ordered to boil
tnem all IN "sissie City Club stew
Wnlie the chef was singing what he
called song the prisoners ESCAPED
from the island.
The last part of the second act was
sketch called the ~"Tammany Mac
beth" travesty on the banquet scene
from Macbeth, in which Macbeth Muir
ply tCharles ~ and Sir Thomas Smyth
tIhomas r. Smith) were the principal
Randolph (W. II. Hearst), Sir David
commissioner Hirshfield), Lord Wha-
len (Grover A. and others were the
guests Of Murphy the Mighty, the
Sreat Nomlnator, at the banquet.
Former Governor Smith was The
Ghost, whose appearance during the
dialogue in the seat reserved for Mac
beth Murphy melted the latter to rave,
much to the surprise of his guests.
! he Murderer had dispatched poor All,
"cutting his throat and sticking a
knife IN his back" under orders from
Macbeth Murphy, who declared that it
knife" Macbeth lost his nerve com
pietcly, despite the efforts of Sir
Thomas to cheer him up and prevent
him from "spilling the BEANS"
The Shakespcaran travcsty closed
when Sir Thomas sent all the guests
away because of the chiefs illness,
and the latter collapsed, saying:
Curses on them, Red Mike, Lord
Randolph and the rest. They have
turned my hand against my dearest
friend and made me but a icllyfish or
toad. Take ME from this haunted
island"
Sir Thomas took him back to Four
teenth Street.
The third act showed the Mire Broth
ers in action-Schuylcr and Unter. They
appeared as hunters, but Schuyler was
unable to bag any game, while Unter
had his bag full. The latter explained
his own peculiar way of doing it by
which he had been able to bag Brindcll
Buzzards and Hettrck Hawks. Sir
Charles Craig appeared on the scene
and submitted to questlonnaire by
Unter.
where is ivory found ?" asked Untcr.
"ln the Board of Estimate" an
swered Craig.
"What is blind tiger?" asked Unter.
"Tammany taking orders from
Hearst" was the answer.
elias Governor Miller any chance for
re e-election ~ asked Unter.
II wouldn't give three cents for it,"
said Sir Charles.
GLOW is that?"
cts the difference between five and
eight cents" said Craig.
Finally Unter confided to Schuyler
that he couldn't get anything out of
Craig.
He wouldn't give you the right
time" said Inter. every time he
shakes hands with you he counts his
fingers"
Act w showed Hirshfield, the
great Investigator. holding history
class of natives. TO his first question,
"Who is the father of his country?"
one of the bright pupils answered:
"John Faithful Hylan." Hirshfield be-
came greatly confused in his questions
on American history: Finally he dis
gate Lord Hulbert's Murray Hulbert)
girth control" The King entered and
Lord Hubert told him he had received
wireless message advising of the ar
rival of distinguished guests who
wanted to see him, as his fame had
gone "far and wide"
Gar and wide, did you say?" asked
the King. 81 thought my fame had
gone farther than that. Has Grover
(Whalen) been loafing on the job?"
The guests were conducted to the
royal palace, the Wanamaker cadets
were turned out for the occasion and
Welcome from "The American" office.
"What'll do for these distinguished
guests? ?" asked the King.
Gust act natural; they'll never get
on" replied Hirshfeld.
"Suppose it's Marshal Foch," said
the King. "He'll expect me to say
something snappy.'
"Just ask him if he took part in the
war and on which side he fought" sug-
gested investigator Dave:
The last act opened with tableau
or the klQS Scateu III q 1Ol4Il'S SAoi
as the throne, with Hearst on one side
Of him and Murphy on the other. The
Kings crown had given way to big
straw bathing hat, while the royal
robes, thrown open, revealed the fact
that his majesty was wearing bath
ing suit. Hearst promised to make
Hylan President. Murphy listened to
their talk with an air of disgust.
Herb Pell Democratic State Chair
MANI appeared and was told by the
King that he was just the man to help
Hearst "crash into the United States
Senate" Pell made a characteristic
speech on the needs Of the Democratic
party in the state.
A pirate craft was sighted offshore
and it proved to be manned by Gov
ernor Miller and his "gang of traction
thieves" They landed on the island
and were about to make the King and
his followers walk the plank when Al
Smith appeared and "the Jig was up"
Neither the King nor the pirates could
stampede him. Hylan went back to
New York. Miller said he was going
back to Albany.
Nothing doing" said AL. "You're
going back to Syracuse"
The finale was song by Miller and
AL, with the chorus, to the air of "The
Sheik," in which the Governor con-
ceded he might be "going back to SYRIA
o,.o, o,d tho former Gnvnrnnr Sanp