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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
LOVELY MONKEY CALLED
= THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Psych.oo Q. 4 e'|l 4. Declares Man
Must Climb, Back Up Again
aa to Be PERT ect Husband '5sSl
(RyaJJhited Press)

London, June, ~. Man, after his
descent from the monkeys, must
climb back up again before he can be
the perfect husband.
DIR. Bernard Hollander, noted Brit
ish psycho-analyst, in taking this
view, agreed heartily with New York
physicians and the worlds divorce
courts that the ordinary man not
only can, but does love two women
at the same time. .,,.
r "When we can love like the mon
keys, we shall be nearer the perfect
monogamy," DR.. Hollander said.
"Man constituted as he is now can
and does love more than one woman
simultaneously.
81 agree with DR.. Andre Tridon, Of
New York, that the ordinary man can
share his love between the tender
and true woman, who makes the ideal
wife, and a second woman, who
thrills him and stirs his emotions.
''The ideal of mankind should be
2monogamy, but the love of two, or
even more women at the same time
is psychological; fact that cannot
be controverted.
ut is not merely physical fact.
A man who genuinely loves his wife,
may be attracted by another woman
by pure emotional or psychological
influences. 1t is not merely mat
ter of sex impulse.
eve are slowly ascending towards
the more perfect monogamy. I be-
lieve that human impulses are polyg-
amous, but education has taught us
that the one mate is best for man.
kind.
"We have much to learn from the
lower orders of the nature of perfect
monogamy. Among anthropoid apes,
for example, you have an almost per-
feet example of the. single attach
ment of male and female. The moth
er love of the ape is unparalleled n
the animal world, and scarcely equal
led by mankind. Birds, too, are per-
feet monogamists
"We need restoration of the
plain, old-fashioned sense Of loyalty.
The loyalty that makes men stand by
each other in peril should make. men
stand by their chosen partner in the
battle of life. It is all a constant
war between temperance and con-
troll. 49,. $500
"The war has created an artificial
sense of independence among women,
but it is the national home-life en-
vironment that will prevail over what
believe is purely passing phase"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
Z
Instructive Talks Are Heard
by Large Attendance; Fine
Sports Program Given
E. E. SCHULKE WINS AS
SLOWEST FORD DRIVER
Wilton Wins Ball Game 20 to
4; Prize Donators Thanked
by Committee in Charge

Although the weather was very
threatening and serious consideration
was given by the committee in charge
toward postponement Of the event,
the annual picnic of the Beltrami
County Farm bureau was well attend
ed Friday. People began arriving at
the fair grounds and the committee
decided to go ahead with the program
although it was considerably delayed
by the weather. Several Of the evens
planned were not carried out, due
to the late start, but in general the
affair was decided success. Be-
tween 400 and 500 persons were in
attendance.
The Bemidji Boys band marched
to the Fairgrounds shortly before
noon and played number of well
received selections.
After the picnic lunch was enjoyed,
speaking program was given.
Hugh J. Hughes, director Of the bu-
reau of markets, St. Paul, gave a
very instructive talk, as did Miss
Koch of the Home Demonstration
department of the University farm,
St. Paul. R. E. Seaton of the live
stock department of the St. Paul as
sociation, spoke on the service which
farmers can render to mankind
without so much thought being placed
crl bn cnr,inn yubIr h
business men can also render without
the financial thought being upper
most.
The. sports program was we'll en-
joyed. The horseshoe pitching con-
test was held during the speaking
program on account of the late start
A., P. Richie and H, F. Podoll won
seven straight games, each receiving
gallon of lubricatifg oil, donated
by the Peoples Oil Co. Glen Grover
and A. S. Grover won second place,
the prizes being a years subscription
to The Pioneer and The Sentinel.
Northern and Wilton met m base
ball, Wilton winning the game 20
to 4. Only four innings were played.
Northern started out the game in
fine style with three runs in the
first inning but Wilton found itself
and held the Northern boys down to
one more run.
The slow Ford race in high gear
caused plenty of entertainment the
race being for 100 yards and the last
to reach that point being declared
the winner. E. E. Schulke, middle
aged man of sober appearance is
awarded the palm as the slowcst
Ford driver in Beltrami county. AS a
result he won a set of Weed tire
chains donated by the c.. w., Jcwett
Co. 1t is understood that Mrs. Schulz
Ike was not riding in the back seat
either. Mr.. Schulke is expected to
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HORSE RACING EVENTS :.
TO Be STAGED SUNDAY
Objectionable Events Removed
and First-C Glass Program
4 *,...., is Assured Public -

A fine program of racing events
has been arranged for Sunday at the
fair grounds, the program to begin
at o'clock. Those. who witnessed
Hast Sundays program will be offer
ed additional entertainment inasmuch
as a number of other features have
been arranged.
A free-for-all trot promises to be
one of the best features of the rae
ing program. There will also be
mixed trot and pace. A number of
horses which were not exhibited last
Sunday will be seen tomorrow, it is
understood.
Two lone PAGERS will compete in
feature event, both being from the
local stables. These horses will race
for honors without driver or guidance
Of any kind except running horse
as starter. They will compete for
the full mile. The Hackensack run
ming horse and the runner from the
local stable. will also be seen again.
In addition there will be pony race
with all local entrants.
Since objection has been raised to
two of the events planned for the
Sunday afternoon program, those in
charge of the arrangements have ex-
pressed themselves as not bling in ia
vor of staging any attraction know
ingly which would not meet with the
approval of the public in general.
For this reason, the boxing and
wrestling events have been cancelled
and efforts are now being made to
schedule Ford auto races and pos
sibly motorcycle races, or both. If
such can be arranged at this late
hour, they will be staged. In any
event, additional features to be stag
ed between the various heats of the
horse races, have been assured by
those in charge if such arrangements
can yet be made. -, E~i .S
An interesting and entertaining
program is assured and it is expected
that the events will be largely at
tended. >..:
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
Mysterious Planet Approaches
Nearest Point to Earth :,
Sunday Afternoon 4
SCIENTIST WRITES OF
INTERESTING RED GLOBE
Various Speculations Relative
to Habitation of Mar. Are
Disclosed BY Writer II
BY Edwin f, Slosson

Science Service, Washington, D. C.
written for the United Press)
Mars is now nearing the earth and
telescopes big and little are being
turned toward it. =:
This is the time when the owner
OF small telescope may not envy
the owner of larger one for when
it comes to seeing things at night
on Mars, the amatuer with an active
imagination can beat the big obser-
vatories. He can interpret the red
color and the blush, greenish and
grayish matches as he pleases and
cndow the planet with such CORES
ponding forms of life as he can con-
jure up. The astronomical authori-
ties may never believe him but they
cannot yet disprove him.
Mars is one of the few fields
left for the sport speculation.,
Mars may now be seen any clear
evening above the southeastern hori-
ION, after the brighter Venus has
set in the west.
Mars comes nearer to the earth
this month than it has been since
1909, or than it will be until 1924.
On May, Is, Mars was about 81 500,
600 miles away from US. At s p. m.
on June 1S it will be AZ. $50: 900
miles away. Then the two planets
will draw apart until by September
I, Mars will be 67,OO0,O0O miles dis
tant. - =,
The planets 60 round the sun in
the same direction at varying rates
of speed like racing horses, Mars,
being on the outside ring, requires
nearly twice as long as the earth
to complete its year. They come
closest of course whenever they hap
pen to pass on the same side Of the
sun, but since they do not move in
perfect circles, they come nearer at
certain times than at others. '1nl924
the earth and Mars will come about
as close together as they ever can,
that is, less than 35,OOO,0OO miles
In former times the approach Of
the fiery red marital planet would
have aroused public alarm AZ pre-
saying wars and revolutions but now
adays the signs of such calamities
are so conspicuous on earth that
we have no need to seek them In
the heavens. =.
Public 10 Interested
But it is curious to notice that the
public takes more interest than the
astronomers in the nearing of Mars.
This is because Of the popular OK
pcctation Of some evidence of animal
life, perhaps even Of civilization.
Man has already had the horror
Of being left alone in the universe
and has eagerly grasped the slightest
signs Of the habitability Of other
worlds than ours. Forty-fivc years
ago an Italian astronomer, Schiapar-
eli, announced the discovery of dark
streaks on the disc of Mars, which
he called "canals" and surmised to
be belts Of irrigated crops.
He spent the next ten years try
ing to convince his incredulous col
leagues of the reality of his obser-
vations and the truth Of his theory,
though with little success. "''. >.
But he secured Gallant companion
in the late Percival Lowell, who set
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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
SEPARATE COAL OR RAIL
DISCOURAGED.
Charge Is Made That Part of
Dissenting Opinion Was
Framed BY Unions
(By United Press)

Cincinnati, June 17.-(By L. c..
MARTINI Agreement that a full sep
arate peace will not be made by
either the striking coal miners or the
rail workers, who are about to strike,
will be sought in the conference here.
If such action is agreed on, it will
commit both miners and rail workers
to stay in until both are satisfied.
The move for joint action Of the
two great labor organizations has
stirred labor circles as nothing else
since the American Federation of
Labor convened here Monday.
That the mine workers and rail
unions might run afoul of the fed
eral courts on charge of conspiracy
to violate the federal laws is being
discussed. The rail unions are out
to get" the Esch- Cummins laws and
the railroad labor board.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
PLAY REREARSALS BEGIN

The first rehearsal for the "Follics
of '22" to be staged at the Grand
theatre June 20 and 49,, by the
Knights of Columbus, was held Fri
day evening in their hall in the Nam
gle building, and the talent that re-
sponded pleased the director, Mr..
Kelly, very much, and he stated that
he would have no difficulty in get
ting the production into shape for
public presentation by the scheduled
dates.
Another rehearsal is to be held
Sunday afternoon at the K. c. hall
and all members Of the cast and
those who agreed to take part are
requested to attend at 2:3O.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
(By United Press)

Chicago, June 17.-Part of the
dissenting opinion ir reports Of the
United States Labor Board objccting
to wage cuts was written in union
headquarters here, it was declared
today.
The charge follows announcement
of an additional cut from the wages
Of 1876 900 workers which caused a
sensation in railroad circles here.
The majority of the members repre-
scnting the public and the railroads
claimed the dissenting opinion filed
by representatives of labor did not
represent completely all the labor
representatives on the board but was
written in part at least by employees
of the railroad department of the
American Federation of Labor.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
Statistician Sees Promise of
General ! Improvement in
Employment Increase
WAGE ADVANCE IN SOME
LINES SEEMS APPARENT
Babsonchart Shows Business |.
en- the Home Stretch and
Has Seen the Worst

Wellesley Hills, Mass. June IL
With the news full of strikes, threat
ened strikes and labor. unrest, Roger
w. Babson, statistician today issued
the following statement regarding
general industrial situation
"For some time,' said Mr.. Babson,
"business in the East has been re-
viving. Were it not for the textile
and other strikes in New Hampshire,
Massachusetts,, and Rhode Island,
business conditions in New England,
New York state, and Pennsylvania
would be very good today. During
the past year, the Central West has
been the weakest spot in the business
situation. The abrupt drop in the
price of grains, live stock, and other
farm products left the agric cultural
sections in our country in a very
bad condition. Fou will remember
the Farmers Conference at WASH
ington and the various forms of aid
scnacted by Congress and different
Mate legislatures. -.
"The rise in agricultural products,
however, which occurred few.
months ago, accompanied by the good
weather conditions Of the past few
weeks has made the farmers feel very
much better. Reports which l am
receiving from correspondents in the
west are truly encouraging. This
applies not only to the agric ultural
districts but also:<to the, mining and
lumber business. Even the autonao-:
bile industry, which is, such a factor
throughout Indiana and, Ohio, lis feel
ing much more encouraged OF
course the union coal fields are quiet,
but the non-union fields. are more
active each. week. The. cut in freight
rates should help the coal and lum-
Der business. The demand for cot
ton continues strong and the South
is gradually feeling better. This
better feeling throughout the West
and South is reflected by the i'm
provement in the business of the
pseil order houses. The customers
Of the mail order houses are largely
in the rural districts. This shows
that the farmers have again begun
to buy. This is very gratifying and
is one of the reasons for the con-
tinued strong market.
sowing to the change in the for
eign trade situation and the sale of
foreign bonds in this country, ster-
ling exchange is much stronger. AL
tho it may be only temporary move
ment, the whole foreign situation
looks better than it has looked for
some time. Private advices tell me
that a settlement is being approach
ed between Germany, England and
France, regarding the German repair
ations. If this is So, it should be
distinct impetus to business, both by
causing Europe to buy from this
country and giving this country con-
fidence to loan Europe. Altho no
change has taken place in the Rus
sian situation during the past week,
yet signs even in Russia are favor
able at the moment. For the first
time in many years, things look en-
couraging in Europe.
81 prophesy that the threatened
railway strike will end by men shift
ing Jobs. These men engaged in the
maintenance Of way are largely men
(Continued on Page 8.)
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The Pioneer is the only daily
within 100 miles Of Bemidji and
has the largest circulati0ni n
Northern Minnesota. IL
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-06-17
(By United Press)

Ohio National Guard Armory, Gin
cinnati, June 17.--Farmers' corpora
tons and all other organizations
which, like labor unions, are organ
lied for mutual benefit and not for
profit, are doomed under the Cornado
decision of the United States su-
preme court, it was declared today
in a special report of the executives
council of the American Federation
of Labor, presented to the federal
conference here
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
THAT SOMETHING"
TO BE AT RIALTO
VA 312 DEPARTMENT STORE
HOOD RIVER, OREGON

"That Something" a motion picture
show being broadcasted under auspices
of the Tacoma, WASH, Rotary Club,
having been written by Tacoma man
and conveying the underlying princi-
pies of the great organization, will he
presented at the Rialto theatre Friday
and Saturday.
"The show is about the development
of the inner self of a man and the
bringing forth of those qualities that
make for general service to fellow
men and success. 1t is not a startling
show, although exceedingly well acted,
for it is devoid of sensations. Yet it
holds the man or woman viewing it
from the very beginning. 1t is show
that possesses ''that something" that
makes the spectator sit and look and
think.
"That Something" has received
plaudits wherever it has been shown.
Manager Kolstad who has already
booked the picture, had an advanced
showing of it at the Rialto last Satur-
day morning. The revue was attended
by men and women representative of
all interests. Every last one of them
went forth hearlding the appeal of the
picture and congratulating Mr.. Kolstad
on securing it. 1t will convey an up
lifting moral for the grade school stud
ent as well as for the youth or adult.
Many of those who saw the picture
Saturday were busy at Office or other
wise. Most of them expected to see a
few minutes of the show and then slip
silently away. Nobody. however, left
until the last scene of THAT Some
thing" had fitted its way across the
screen.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
MOSIER

The American Legion was host at q
smoker held last Monday evening at
the Wilson packing house. when the
business men Of Mosler and friends
were entertained. Several three-round
bouts were put on by the members of
the Legion. Music by the Mayerdale
orchestra and Legion Quartette, mOn-
ologues and stories composed the pro
gram. Smokes and cider and dough-
nuts were passed out 10 the hungry
mob.
The Mosier baseball team scored its
second victory Sunday by defeating
the Hood River team sc. Errors by
the visitors resulted in the winning
score for MOsier. A return game will
be played m Hood River next Sunday.
Closing out sale Of ladies shoes
stsus Saturday, May 20. am going
out Of cae ladies' shoe business and
will offer my whole stock Of these
goods for cash 70 average much less
than cost. Strauss.
L. J. Merrill returned from Palo
Alto. Calf, last Tuesday. where he
visited at the home Of bis mother,
Mrs. Fannie Merrill.
Mrs. W. L. Rowland and Mrs. F J.
Englke visited with friends in Portland
last week.
SPECIAL prices on children's and
misses shoes during the closing out
sale Of ladies' shoes starting Saturday,
Nay %. Bring your pocketbOoks.
Strauss.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
MIDDLE VALLEY

Miss Mary Kesling returned from
Portland Friday. She wilt visit friends
and relatives a week before resuming
her work at Mongomery-W ard Co.
Lawrence Chuinard went TO Portland
Saturday, returning Sunday.
W. H. Austin and family motored to
Hood River to hear Rev. Boldly preach
on Mothers Day.
Audray Wilkens, Nina and Mildred
Montgomery, Roy Reay, Earl Roser
and VIM. Anderson attended the weinie
roast given by the Boyer boys Friday
evening.
The play given by the Parkdale high
school Friday night was a great sue
cess. A very large number from Md
die Valley attended.
Joe Wolfrum, who has been spending
the winter here. left for Portland Sat
urdsy.
Stanley Walters and Earl Roser
went to Lost Lake Sunday aud report
the lake still covered with ice.
In the Christian Endeavor contest
the Royal Loyals won and the Loyal
Royals will entertain them loyalty in
the near future.
There will be a picnic dinner in
Lewis Rhoades' grove next Friday, 1t
being the last day Of school. Every
one is welcome.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
FEAST OF BLOSSOMS
AWAITS THE WEATHER

If weather conditions remain for a
week as they began Saturday, the
crowd that is expected here next Sun
day for participation in apple blossom
festival will eclipse that of any former
year, according to advices received by
the Commercial Club. The sole con-
members and citizens in general are
making preparations for an elaborate
observation of the season of bloom.
Nature to date has done her part, and
the community, with balmy days of
mid-spring prevailing, was never more
beautiful. Fruit trees OF. all species
have thrown out fruit spurs with a
prodigality this year, although in some
sections the apple trees will blossom
lightly due to the tremendous fruiting
there of last summer.
1t is estimated that 1000 visitors
we're here Sunday and predictions for
next Sunday place the crowd above
10, 600. Hotels, garages and filling
stations are preparing to serve the Wis
itors with every convenience. 1t is
anticipated that all hotels of the city
and the Columbia Gorge Hotel will be
crowded next Saturday night by visit
ors who will seek more leisure for
inspecting the blooming orchards.
Scores of reservations have already
been received.
The Commercial Clubs general bios
som day committee is composed of the
following men: F. A. Cram. DR.. j.
W. Sifton, Nelson Emry, L. E. Brett,
X. w. Sinclair, DR.. L. L. Murphy,
p. +. Clark, o. G. Hughes and A. r.
Cruikshank. The local club on Sunday
will entertain 500 members of the
Portland Ad Club and their families.
At noon the visiting guests of honor
and all Blossom Day motorists who de-
sire to stop at Chautauqua park at the
west edge of the city will be served
with free coffee. The hour of this
free service will be between noon and |
one o'clock. The Knights of Pythias
band will visit the park at this hour |
and give concert.
Scouts will visit the valley on Satur-
day and locate the districts where
blossoms are most plentiful. Escorts |
will be scattered along the Columbia |
River Highway from Ruthton hill to
the city to direct the visitors to the
park where lunch will be served. Com
prehensive signs will also be placed.
Pilot cars for the convenience of the
visitors will be available for guiding
them to various points of scenic
The day will be great one, if the
weather just remains good.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
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| Play
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| Father
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GASOLINE TESTS
MADE LAST WEEK

In gasoline tests made last week,
Red Crown, product of the Standard
Oil Co., scored highest. One test was
performed in 4-passenger Oldsmobile,
furnished by the Highway Auto Co,
which reports as follows:
''The gasoline was fed from one
gallon can attached to motor, with di-
rect connection to carburetor, travel
ing over a prescribed route, average
speed twenty-five miles (25) per hour,
starting at the same place on each gas
oline with the following results:
Associated gasoline, 1916 miles ;
Red Crown gasoline, l6 3 miles; Union
gasoline, l5.3 miles.
1.-THE additional 8 miles made on
Red Crown Gasoline was made on
Ruthton hill which has a five per cent
grade. We feel that if the additional
g miles had been run on a level road
an additional 2 miles would have been
made by Red Crown gasoline.
Another test was made by the Mt.
Hood Motor Co., using a Sport Model
Nash, carrying four passengers also,
which made the following report:
"a special one gallon tank attached
to the motor with direct connection
to the catburetor was used. The con-
ditions on each test were exactly the
same in reference to starting point,
course covered, atmospheric conditions
and speed. One half a gallon was used
in each case with the following results:
Associate gasoline, 9.25 miles per
! gallon, 1876 miles per gallon; Union
gasoline. 81. 25 miles per gallon less
$50 feet, 1876 miles per gallon less 300
feet; Red Crown gasoline, 9.5 miles
per ! gallon. 1870 miles per gallon"