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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
"We're Friendly Twins"

that variety, but we're friendly twins
and twins from kind of habit.
"Corned beef and cabbage always
go together. But now I am going to
tell the story of how 1 got the fine
name of Sir Society, and also how
my twin got the fine name Of Society
Cabbage for that is her name now"
Good" said Sister Salt.
81 do believe though" said Corned
Beef, "that Society Cabbage here could
tell better story than I could. May
l not ask you to tell the story, Soci-
ETY. Cabbage? You have leaves and
stories are written upon leaves.
cha, ha. that's poor joke, pretty
poor joke" Corned Beef laughed. II
cannot help but admit that my own
joke was very poor.
"That shows you that you should
tell the story"
every WE'LL" said Society Cabbage,
81 like to be obliging."
"Td like to hear the story" said Sis
ter Salt, instead of so much talk
about who should tell it and who
could tell it better than the other and
all such nonsense"
"Do begin at once, Society Cabbage"
said Corned Beef, $50 that Sister Salt
will not have to wait any longer"
"I'll begin at once" said Society
Cabbage.
"Good," said Sister Salt.
"There was dinner party given last
evening"" said Society Cabbage. Fright
in this very house 1t was given. Now
perhaps you don't know it, Sister Salt,
but this house is house belonging to
people in very high and mighty and
grand and superior and rich and gor
geous society.
"We never thought we would come
to this kind of a house. Never. We
thought at dinners here they would
only have things that were very rare
and hard to get such as strawberries
out of season and oatmeal out Of sea
son."
"Oatmeal is never out of season. "
said Sister Salt.
"Well, anyway, I didn't think they'd
have a good sensible dish here like
corned beef and cabbage. And for a
dinner party too. l had known we
were being cooked for a party but
thought it was for a nice, sensible
regular kind of a party and not a
grand one.
But the society people were weary
of all their rare dishes and they gave
their guests good old friend COrned
Beef and his twin Cabbage. You see
how much the people enjoyed us for
there is hardly anything left to either
of u.s.
"Ah, yes, they dent mention the
stomach in society, but they do care
for good old human dishes such as
we are. They have talked Of nerves
and teeth and livers and hearts but
though they do not mention their stOm-
achs they know what they enjoy, ha,
ha!
Eyes, we have gone into society. We
were at very grand dinner party,
so now Corned Beef calls himself Sir
Society Corned Beef, and l call my
self Society Cabbage"
'I don't WONDER" said Sister Salt.
you've come into your own, Corned
Beef and Cabbage, and 1 think you
deserve to be in society for you do
taste delicious 1 knowp
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
!L!lEk1 aIlI!Is
NARY GRAHAlM BONNER
SOCIETY CABBAGE

"Well, what in the world are you
putting on such airs for?' asked Sis
:er Salt.
care you speaking to me?' asked
he Corned Beef.
81 am" said Sister Salt.
"Then please speak to me by name.
I'm Sir Society Corned Beef. That Is
who 1 am
"Glad to have you tell me-" said
Sister Salt. 81 thought you were
merely Corned Beef. Since when did
you add the fine name Of Society?
and the Sir too?"
"Now, Sister Salt" said Corned Beef,
you mustn't be too bitter and too
sharp. You give things a seasoning
and a nice tastiness but you mustn't
say too much. Too much salt isn't
good, you know, not good at all.
"But since you want to hear my
story I will tell it to you"
"That is good Of you" said Sister
Salt, quietly.
"And will you tell mine at the same
time, dear Twin Corned Beef"
II will indeed" said Corned Beef.
I will be only too happy to tell my
dear twins story"
II didn't know you and Cabbage
we're twins" said Sister Salt.
"We're not twins exactly" sale
Corned Beef, "but we're twins in a
way.
'That is to say that we're no!
brother and sister twins or twins OF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
THIS ENGINEER WAS GALLANT
He Stopped His Train and Landed Big
Tarpon Fish for Mississippi
Woman.

Biloxi, Miss.-There Is no lack OF
gallantry on the part Of this Louisville
& Nashville passenger engineer-or
was 1t his overwhelming love Tor
angling?
The chauffeur of one Of the "Ellen's'
palatial trains sped on to the bridge at
Ocean Springs. On the bridge Mrs. W..
NJ. Hampton was wrestling with fish
ing pole that was jerked hither and
yon too wildly for feminine strength.
It was a tarpon on the hook, whereas
Mrs. Hampton had gone into the sport
modestly hoping to catch little mess
of trout for supper.
For 45 minutes Mrs. hampton ana
the tarpon fought game battle with
the score standing about even. The
L. & N. engineer procured the heavy
iron hook with which his fireman
shakes down the crate bars and with
this made the tarpon captive In 1iffy.
The fish weighed SIS pounds.
All the passengers quickly became
interested and husked off the scales OF
the tarpon for souvenirs.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Mrs. Crawford of North Carolina
Enters Columbia University
at Age of Seventy-One.
GRANDSON JUST GRADUATED
This Mentally Alert Grandmother
Went to Vassar More Than Halt
Century Ago, but Declares
There Is No End to Growth.

New York.-At seventy-one Mrs. A.
p. Crawford of Greensboro, N. c., has
entered the summer session of Column
bia university as student. College
graduate and Vassar student more
than half century ago, and mother
of six, Mrs. Crawford is studying in
order that she may keep mentally alert
and up to date, which, she says, Is
the real secret of youth. She is Co.
lumbias oldest student.
"There is no need to grow old, men
tally at least" said Mrs. Crawford,
who is living at 420 West 10th street
during her stay here. "Stagnation and
intolerance are ones greatest foes in
keeping young. These changing times
demand new viewpoints, and the wom-
an of today must keep herself we'll in
formed. 1t is her duty as a citizen"
Mrs. Crawford sees nothing un-
usual in "going to school" at her age,
explaining that she 'lost her job" when
her children grew up and established
themselves, and in her long, busy life
she has never had as much leisure as
she would like for reading and
study. Three of her five sons are
teachers, another is merchant in
Winston-Salem, N. c., and the fifth is
connected with the Reynolds Tobacco
company in that city.
Grandson Just Graduated.
A grandson, X. B. Crawford, was
graduated from the University Of
North Carolina last June. Her son, l..
w. Crawford, is assistant director Of
the summer session at Columbia, Rich
ard NJ. is teaching at William and
Mary college in Virginia and F. NJ.
Crawford is an instructor in the high
school at Girard, o.
Mrs. Crawford was a teacher her.
self for two years after graduation
from the Greensboro College for Wom-
en- in 1869, and year Of study at
Vassar, then just four years old. Mar
rage to a Methodist clergyman inter-
rupted her work and brought with il
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
METAL BEAD GIRDLES ARE USED

and silver effects are shown in an as
sortment of designs. Woven bead
girdIes are another favorte. and jet
beads are most Interestingly combined
with brilliant reds and blues, in this
collection. Alternating effects in
colored heads are most decorative.
and this idea of bead usage is evil
denced in necklaces and bracelets as
we'll as in girdles. Tassels and bead
balls that are Part of the new woven
girdles resemble the drapery access
series tina. one connects with decora-
tons seen in 'grandfather's" house
and thei-' ornamental quality reduced
to bead proportions is very novel.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
IS IMPRISONED WITHIN A HEARSE

er at first thought he was the victim
of hallucination, but as the cries con.
tinued he decided to investigate.
Leaving his seat the driver rushed
to the rear of the hearse and opened
the door. Out jumped man, and
explanations followed The man said
he had been assigned to make some
repairs, and had been given no nc
tice that the hearse was to leave the
garage. The rear door was slammed
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
He Broke Monte Carlo
Bank and Died Broke

Paris.-Charles Deville Wells,
the man who broke the bank at
Monte Carlo" and hero of the
song heard wherever the English
language was spoken in the
early nineties, died in Paris re-
Gently in such abject poverty
that his death passed unnotleed
until more than a month after
ward, He was eighty-one years
old.
Wells, after a record hdn OF
luck at Monte Carlo, soon be-
came a bankrupt. He had many
other vicissitudes, including
several terms in jails and penl-
tentiaries in England and France
for obtaining money under false
pretenses. He used to blossom
out with many get-rich-qulck
schemes. One of them was
system whereby he claimed any
roulette wheel might be beaten
by a player with a sufficient
bank roll. Applicants for the
system, however, generally were
relieved Of their bank rolls be-
fore reaching the roulette wheel.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
LIVE WIRE CHARGES WATER
Woman and Two Men Are Electro.
cuted In Odd Accident in
Maine.

North Arson, Maine.-A woman and
two men were electrocuted here as
the result Of horse coming in con-
tact with charged wire in a pool Of
rainwater. A guy wire was crossed
by high tension wire and the horse,
driven by Ora Pullen, struck it. Pullen
was killed in going to the aid of the
animal, and Mrs. Thomas Moran and
Warren Nutting met death when they
stepped into the water to assist
Pullen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Woman Refuses
to Become Old

home duties and parish work, but she
was always an ardent reader, and
kept herself young, she believes, by
striving always to be Intellectually
awake, keeping herself in constant as
ISOLATION with young people and safe
guarding her health with judicious ex.
ercise and simple rules Of hygiene.
There Is no end to growth she
declares energetically. Her six
weeks study here she will use, she
explained, as basis for her reading
during the winter months at home.
Philosophy and literature interest her
most. Comparative literature and
Professor Montague's course in rad
ical, conservative and reactionary
tendencies In present-day morals are
the subjects she is taking up here.
Doesn't Condemn Flappers.
Asked her opinion Of the modern
"flapper," she replied that the term
was used so indiscriminately that she
was not sure of it's meaning, but that
she did not condemn the young girls
of today for reaching out toward freer,
broader lives. Girls of today do not
study so hard as they used, she said,
but have a broader and more intelli-
gent outlook than the schoolgirls of
her generation. But no one has any
excuse for narrowness and stagnation
today, she declared, because knowl-
edge has been made so accessible in
our schools, libraries and the wealth
of periodicals in this country.
Her physical youthfulness Mrs.
Crawford attributes to a life full of
activity. plenty of outdoor exercise
and obedience to the fundamental
laws Of hygiene. In Greensboro she
lives with her daughter, whose two
little girls, seven and eight, are keep
ing up with grandmother" by good
records in school.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Panels and PIaitS.

A charming welding of panels and
plaits was noted in pOiret twill frOck
in a fall collection recently. The bod
ice consisted of three wide panels
posed over Il gray foundation. while
the skirt simulated the continuation
of the panels in box plated version
The bodice was embroidered
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
CHAINS SON IN HOME FOUR DAYS

him he lay in a corner with chain a
yard long wrapped around his ankles
and the feet secured with a paddock.
Karo Omitted that he chained and
padlocked his son, but he said that at
night the boy was released. The faith
err said he chained The boy to keep
him out of trouble
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Father Admits He "Kept Boy Out of
Trouble."-Rescued by
Police.

New York.-Andrew Karo, nine
year-old son of John Karo, was res
cued by the police after his father had
kept him in chains for four days.
According to the boy and his sisters,
Andrew was forced to keep chains
on night and day. When police found
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

There is no abatement in the ire
mendous interest shown in pastime
clothes. Women of all ages are Sc
lecting them for general daytime
wear practically to the exclusion of
other types. Even those who have
long realized the versatility of clothes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Workman Was Accidentally Locked
Inside When the Driver An
swered a Death Call.

Salem, Ore.-Visions of spooks en-
tered the mind of Il local hearse driver
when he heard the cries of a man
echoing from within the closed carrier.
At the time of the strange occurrence,
the driver was on his way to the coun-
try to answer a death call. The driv-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Another Vicious Circle.

An Altoona man shores so hard he
awakens the dog. The dog sits up,
bowls and awakens the man. The man
swears at the dog and awakens the
mother. The mother growls at the
man, who forthwith proceeds to go to
sleep and start the fun all over again.
Galveston Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Hardly,

An Irishman had squeezed himself
into seat in the car between two fat
women, and presently began wriggling
about.
T'm afraid you are not very com
fortabler' commented one of the
ladies'.
"Well," responded the man, -
haven't much room to grumble."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Enormous Hats,

One of the enormous hats beneath
which the Parisienne hides herself at
present has almost the proportions and
half the characteristics of a tent. In
black, for example, it has large,
crushed crown of satin rising very
high and spreading very wide. Below
this spreads huge expanse Of brim,
half the size of a parasoI. And from
the tent-like brim hang curtains of
beautiful black lace, falling in front al
most to the nose and in back almost to
the waist.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

and the workman was temporarily i'm
prisoned. The roar of the engine
drowned out the mans cries, and the
hearse was several miles from the
city before he could attract the at
tention of the driver.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Hit nv Bolt. Turns Somersault.

Hit by Bolt, Turns somersault.
Haddonfeld, N. J.-Lightning struck
tree under which Edward Armstad
was standing back of his home, ia
Potter street, caused him to turn
double somersault and he fell back ap-
parently dead. Other members Of the
family who witnessed the flash caused
him to be taken to the Cooper hospital.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Whv Robert Used Saw,

Robert" said the teacher to one Of
the juvenile class, Sin your compost
ton on George Washington you say
he cut down cherry tree with a saw.
Don't you know he chopped it down
with a hatchet?'
"Yes'm," replied Robert. "but didn't
know how to spell Ratchet"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
AII-White.

All-white costumes are very fash
ionable. Sometimes a bright-colornd
hat, or a scarlet lining to the cape.
offers a contrasting color note.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

Miss LEO and Miss Han, recently
ordained in the cathedral at EankOw
are the first Chinese deaconesses OF
the Protestant Episcopal church.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Weiohts of Precious Stones

The ruby is the heaviest of precious
stones. Next comes the garnet, topaz
and diamond, in the order named.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Oranue Blossoms.

A set of lingerie for fastidious
bride is made of white silk, and on
each piece is tiny bouquet of orange
blossoms.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Ahen!

First Scout have an awful cold
in my head.
Second Scout-WeIl. that's better
than nothing.-Boys' Life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

New Works. Heavy Taxi Bills.
It is estimated that more than a
million dollars is New York's weekly
taxicab bill.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

The time difference between New
York and London is five hours.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08

The smaller the mind, the surer 1t Is
that it need not learn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1922-09-08
Another Winsome Costume I trimmed
With Red Gre Braid.

large embroidered open-worK mor,o-
grams placed on the center of the
blouse just beneath the pointed V COL
lar. This idea is also shown in knit
ted garments.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26

total sum on a years consumption OF
such articles amounts to. 1t is not only
phosphate, or sugar, or clothing, but
also dozens Of other common necessi-
ties that they thus increase in price
and thus attempt to excuse,
And for blind they mention the
farmers protective tariff passed in the
spring OF 1927 but every farmer knows
that tariff did not bring him the prom
ised rise in prices Of Vermont products,
but the opposite, In a stiff drop that
continues TO. this day.
So far as phosphate is concerned, il
should be stated that Congressman
Dale voted for the interest of YER
monters, with the Democrats. trick or
no trick, ii it is a trick to vote for the
farmers. But commodity was against
the interest and happiness Of the peo-
pie Of Vermont. Whyg Partly, no
doubt, because they consider us only
one third Of a per cent Of the popuia-
ton of the country, weaker by one
sixth of a per cent than the Nolstead
drink; but more because the voters of
Vermont have earned the reputation of
always voting the Republican ticket, no
matter how badly they are slapped by
their party heroes.
1t is not cheek that leads me to ex
pect publication Of this, for il wrong
il gives good chance to lambast me and
the Democrats. but If it is the substan-
tial truth it should be published any
way.
John J. Wilson, Democratic candi-
date for Congress, second Vermont dis
trict.
Bethel. VI, Oct "a, 1922.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26
WASHINGTON

Mrs. w. N. Hill and granddaughter
of Chelsea spent the end Of the week
at A. L. Patterson's.
George n Billings and family Of
Randolph were Sunday guests al
Frank 0rdway's.
Mrs. Stella Day has gone to Wa,
terbury for an indefinite stay,
J. Neale McAIlister and family from
Afhol, Mass, have been recent guests
of his parents. Mr.. and Mrs. c. II
McAllister.
Miss Jessie Eastman is visiting her
aunt, Mrs. Eugene Eastman.
Alex Trombly has moved his fam
lily to Barre.
Mrs. M. w. Chamberlin continues to
gain slowly. Mrs. Kelly is caring for
Mrs. Chamberlin
Regular meeting of Washington
grange Friday night.
Rev G. A. Simmons, pastor of the
Universalist church, win preach the
seventh in his series Of sermons upon
the ten commandments next Sunday
morning. Everyone cordially invited
to attend These sermons are being
much enjoyed by many. It is wished
that more might be able To hear them.
Sunday school at noon.
Mr.. and Mrs.sYork Ordway and two
children spent the end of the week
with her parents. Rev. and Mrs. 4. H.
Perkins, in Lyme, n. H.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eaton Snow and
daughter. Sybil, of Brookfield were
guests at L. w. Shows Sunday.
Let everyone bear in mind the IL
brary viii be open Saturday afternoon
and evening, beginning Oct. 2s, instead
Of Friday
There was a good attendance al the
entertainment given by the Redpath
Lyceum company last Monday night.
The second entertainment in the
Redpath Lyeeum program viii be A.
lecture entitled, THE Roots Of Demoe-
racy,H to be given by Raymond B. Tai
bert OF Illinois. Mr.. Talbert has had
% years experience upon the plat
form in all parts Of the United States,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26

Entry of Franklin d. Hale of Lun-
enburg into the Vermont speakership
contest seems to remove the POSSIBLE
ity of North Country candidate be.
ing elected to that position inasmuch
as there already was one candidate
from that section in the person Of
Aaron H. Grout of Newport. Lunen-
burg is in Essex county and Newport
is in Orleans county, two counties
which generally pull together when
they want anything and which cannot
expect much if they pull apart. If
both DIR. Grout and Mr.. Hale stay in
the contest it is probable that they
win stand little chance as the North
Country vote would be split up.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26

Decision by the trustees of Goddard
seminary to place memorial tablet
in the school chapel in honor Of Ira G.
Calef, who died few years ago at his
home in Washington, was most fitting,
for Mr.. Calef was not only liberal
contributor to the financial support
Of the school but he also was deeply
interested in the welfare of the school
over long period. Much Of the success
Of the school and of its present financial
position is due to the contributions
and the activities Of Mr.. Calef.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26
35-cent "Danderne" will Save Any Man or Womans
Hair-Deightful Tonic-See Dandruff Go!

Quick Don't wait Every bald head
started with just few falling hair
and a little dandruiT --but soon the
hair appeared thin, scraggly, and then
the dreaded bald spot. It seems a sin
TO let hair fall out or tolerate destruc-
tive dandruff when you can quickly
correct all such hair trouble with a
bottle of delightful Danderine
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26

Lloyd George may have outlived his
usefulness as prime minister of Great
Britain but he still retains his reason
ing powers, as we note by his declara-
tion that Great Britain must pay her
war debts to the United States. The
debts were contracted fairly and
squarely; the United States loaned
the money with the understanding
that the money would be repaid. What
could anyone expect other than that
y selfrespecting nation would desire
to pay those obligations
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-10-26

Millions know the magic OF Dander-
inc; how it corrects oily, dandruffy,
itching sscalps and helps the hair to
grow long, thick, strong and luxuriant.
Danderine is not sticky or greasy. It
IL the largest selling hair corrective and
tonic in the world because il Is not a
humbugl Get bottle at any drug
store adv.