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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
A Wise Choice.

OIdbatch-Weren't you rather reck-
less to marry a widow? She's heard
all the old classic excuses before.
Gaysport+-That's why. knew her
first husband and know just the line
of fiction she'll fall for.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13

cuticura Comforts 5abys Skin
When red, rough and itching, by hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches Of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exQuisitely scented
busting powder, Cuticura Talcum, one
Of the Indispensable Cuticura Toilet
Trio.--Advertfsemen
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
A. Newix.Eound Relation.

STUDENT should like permission
to go riding with my brother.
Warden (quickly)-And how long
have you known him?
Student-About two weeks.-Vassar
Miscellany News.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
PASSING Moods.

"a man in your position must study
the passing moods Of the people"
Eyes" replied Senator Sorghum !;
"and he must look out for the moods
that pass so quickly. that he'll have
to revise the speeches he made IN the
spring In order to stand a chance OF
being elected In the fall."-Washing-
ton Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
A Patient Sufferer.

A Patient Sufferer.
The Doctor-You are coming along
finely, Mr.. Longsuffer. In couple
Of days you can take down that quar-
antine card.
The Patient Better leave IL up .
few more weeks. My wife's so afraid
Of contagion she's sent her dog ont
to board till the danger is past.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
A Vain Chase.

Dumas, the younger, was talking
with friend when would-be humoF-
LIST went by.
3Poor fellow, remarked the friend,
'she is always on chase after a joke"
EYES," answered Dumas. "and the
Joke always wins"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
MASH Note.

Newlywed-Take a letter to my
wife.
Stenog-Just minute, till get out
a soft pencil.-Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
Whlrled or lila Feet

II had little balance in the bank
but / became engaged two months ago
and now"
Oh, love makes the world 60 round"
Eyes, but I didn't think it would go
so fast that It would make me lose
my balance"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13

nam 8 v eg0C8Dl0
| Compound. ] have
taken it of and on
for twenty years and
il has helped me
change from Q deli
cate girl to a stout
heal thy an.
When j was married
i was sick all the
time until ! took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We ge table Com
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
Just a Suggestion.

Miss Gotrox-Really, Mr.. Harduppe,
I don't know how to take you.
Mr.. Harduppe-Why not take me
for better or worse?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
Both Ends.

Mrs. Long-An ideal house to visit 10
one where you can stay as long as you
want to.
Mrs. Shorte-Yes, or go away when
you choose.-London Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
The Movie star.

"With all her money you'd think
she'd purchase a painting or two"
"She needs all the wall space for
photographs of herself"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13

THE MANTLE OF CHARITY
Mrs. Prlmme-That woman Just
ahead Of us ls Mira. Torso In her
latest evening gown. She puts every
cent she has on her back.
Her Husband-Ah we'll, poverty 10
no crime.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
CALAMITY.

She Every pretty)-It seems to me
that have met you before somewhere
He-Impossible. or / should have
fallen In love with you before.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13

Whatever enlarges hope win also
7 exalt courage.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
A FRIEND IN NEED.
A FRIEND INDEED
Writes Mrs. Hardee Regarding
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound

Los Angeles, Calf. - Il must tell you
that am true friend to Lydia e, Pink
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
lmpertinent Question.

TIftfgCT V<NSStfVtss7 -
Peggy-Dick proposed four times
before l accepted him.
Patty--TTo' whom, dear?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
Serious STUFF.

Serious Stuff.
n humorist wrote in lightsome way
OF the price Of fuel, the other day:
But don't see, to save my SOUL
How fellow can joke about a ton o'cOasf
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13
The Modern DEFINITION

Teacher in Agriculture What Is a
barnyard?
Bright Pupil-The place where they
make moving picture comedies.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-13

Unless you see the name 'sBayer" on
package or on tablets you are not gets
ting the genuine Bayer product pre-
scribed by physicians over twenty-five
years and proved safe by millions for
Colds Headache
Toothache Lumbago
Earache Rheumatism
Neuralgia Pain, Pain
Accept Slayer Tablets Of Aspirin
only. Each unbroken package contains
proper directions. Handy boxes of
twelve tablets cost few cents. Drug
gists also sell bottles Of "a and 100.
Asperin Is the trade mark Of Bayer
Manufacture Of Observation-Disclosures o1
Salicylic Advertisement.
At the polls s'the freeman's will~
sometimes turns out to be just preju-
dice.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
AGNES BORESON VICTIM
OF SCARLET FEVER

Agnes Raudine Boreson, oldest
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Bore
son was born at Landa, North Dakota,
May 81, 1911. In April, 1912, she,
with her parents and an older brother,
Palmer, came out here and settled on
what has since been their home, the
Boreson farm, 5 miles northeast of
Tampico.
Agness took sick last Wednesday
evening, and every thing within the
parents power was done to check the
disease, which proved to be scarlet
fever, but to no avail, when DR.. Cock
rel of Hinsdale was called Saturday
noon, he had very little hope for her
recovery as her heart was weak. A
hurry call was made to Glasgow for
medicine prescribed, but everything
was too late, as she passed quietly
away the same evening, January 28th,
at the age of 10 years, z months and
% days.
AS it was a contagious disease they
were compelled to have her quietly
buried the following day.
The Lutheran burial rites will be
held at her grave, in the Glasgow
cemetery, as soon as the family is
able and allowed to attend.
Agnes, with her kind and loving
disposition and ever smiling face.
leaves to mourn her loss, her parents,
two brother, Palmer and Edward and
sister Rhoda May, besides other rela-
tives and a host of friends and neigh
bors. The entire community joins in
extending their heartfelt sympathy.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

the fathers caution to Bert. Bert was
careful to do his fathers bidding the
first four nights but the fifth he had
been delayed and when shutting the
headgate had been careless in secur-
ing it so it would not let water throue
in case Of a flood. He fastened away
to Gibson's without further thought
Of the headgate.
That night the expected rain came.
In a few hours the streams which fur
nished the water supply for irrigation,
was full to over flowing.
With a start Bert awoke. II was
/, raining and he had not secured the
headgate. What was he to do? It
would be useless to try to do anything
now. 1t was too late so he spent the
remainder of the night in anxious
waiting. TIE next morning he return
ed home to find the fields flooded and
the crops ruined.
His father and brother were to re-
turn home that day. Bert was in des-
pair for he knew that paying off that
mortgage meant the keeping of their
home.
While thus meditating he heard the
familiar sound Of their car and knew
that his father had returned. Bert
was out in an instant explaining about
the loss and how it happened. Thew
walked a little way to where they
could get a good view of the fields.
Mr.. Davis stood and gazed at what he
had thought would be the redeemine
OF his farm, while he sadly sighed,
another failure and all through the
cost of somebody's carelessness."
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
STUNG BUT

Patrons of a Long Island telephone
line complained of a buzzing on the
wires and a trouble hunter was sent
out to locate the difficulty. He To-
Gated it and he did something else,
for he found that a swarm of bees
had made a hive in the connection box
on a telephone pole. The trouble
hunter worked for hours and finally
routed the bees with a fire extinguish-
er. He was badly stung, but he was
rewarded by 10 pounds of honey stor-
ed in the connection box.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
A Loss Through Carelessness.

A Loss Through C~arelessness.
1t was in the height of summer and
Mr.. Davis and his sons, Frank and
Bert were in the best of spirits for
were they not to have a good crop
after their three years of failure ?
Their farm was heavily mortgaged
and they hoped to pay off the mort
gage now that they had got an irri-
cation ditch in and was sure of crops.
Walking about the fields Mr.. Davis
noticed that the crops had begun to
dry out under the scorching sun of
July. "Boys, we will have to begin to
irrigate tomorrow" said their father.
The migration was we'll in progress
when Mr.. Davis was called away on
important business. He took Frank
but left Bert, his elder son who was
sixteen years of age to look after the
irrigating. They expected to be gone
five days.
"Now son, what ever you do, shut
the headgate to the irrigation ditch
before you leave for John Gibson's
to spend the night" were his fathers
parting words as he started off in
the we'll battered jitney which had
served them two years.
A dashing rain, which was frequent
in the month of July, would raise the
river and if the headgate was left open
would flood the fields which meant
certain ruin to the crops. Clouds,
which had been gathering in the sky
the last day or so was the cause of
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
MISS JESSIE HART WINS IN
WEEKS PRIZE ESSAY CONTEST

Next week the eighth grade will
write a story on the topic, "a Boy
Who Was Prepared" featuring the
life of Lincoln. The next week school
activities will be conferred around the
life of Washington and a story Of
allow Our Country Came to Be" will
probably be the topic of our contest
story.
This week it was rather difficult tc
decide OF the winning story but from
six best stories, Jessie Harris was
chosen to be published.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
NATIONAL STOCK GROWERS
TO MEET IN BUTTE IN April

Butte, Jan. 26.-The National Stock
Growers association convention will
be held in Butte April 10 and 10, the
dates bein announced today by J. A.
Woodward following a conference
with J. J.. Burke, president of the
Montana Livestock association, and
other officers of the state association.
The national convention is expect.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

When it comes to election charges
we are pikers on this side of the line.
Over in Canada n party charges the
other with being responsible for the
low birth rate.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

Eyestrain is increasing, according
to the experts. It is due, possibly, to
modern styles. It is difficult to walk
along the streets and give your eyes
a rest these days.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
Local BreDitieS

0OO~L LII
Percy Kent of this city was a Pop
lar visitor last Saturday.
Harvey Booth and D. S. Hall were
business visitors at Williston between
trains Friday.
Frank Redfield, who lives on a
claim north of Baylor is being detain-
ed in town on jury duty.
Mrs. ]. E. Flarhety has been con-
fined to her home for several days
with a YER attack Of tonsilitis.
Murray Stebbins, county agent,
made a business trip to Nashua one
day the latter part of last week.
Twenty million people have taken
Tanlac with the most gratifying re-
suits. Glasgow Drug Company.
"Gib" Henry and Ford Roberts, rep
%resenting Foley Bros, Of St. Paul
called on Glasgow friends Friday.
Samuel H. Smith, a prominent far
mer of the Avondale country, trans
acter business in Glasgow Saturday.
The Congregational ladies conducted
a very successful potted plant sale at
the Alsop lunch rooms, Saturday.
Reginald futile one of the students
at the local high school spent the week
end at his home in the Barr commun-
ity.
D. S. Williams, principal of the local
high school spent the latter part Of
last week in the eastern end of the
state.
Earl Travers, who has been spend
ing a short time visiting friends and
relatives in this city, returned home
last Friday.
John Bulman left for Great Falls
Sunday night to attend a convention
Of the Mutual Oil Company to be held
in that city.
Max Kampfer, alumni of the Glas-
gov high school, attended the Glas-
gow-Poplar game at Paplar last Sat-
urday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Johnson left
last Thursday morning for Minneapo-
lis where Mrs. Johnson will consult a
medical specialist.
John C. McColly from north of Hins-
dale visited with friends and relatives
in this city over the week end. He
drove home Monday.
The song "Leave Me With a Smile"
might be dedicated to the tax payer,
who would revise it and broaden it
slightly: Leave Me with lat Least)
a Smile.
Mrs. William Nuffcorn, who re-
sides near Baylor, was in town the
latter part of the week having some
dental work done.
The ladies of the Baptist Aid will
hold a food sale at the Model Grocery
this coming Saturday afternoon, Feb
ruary 18th. Come and buy your cake
for your Sunday dinner.
Mr.. Fraley, who is interested in
the lumber business at Opheim, came
to Glasgow on the mail stage Thurs
day, enroute to the western coast
where he expects to visit a brother.
There will be a Food sale Satur-
day, February 18th, at 1870 o'clock at
the Lewis MEDIUM store, conducted by
the members of the Lutheran Ladies'
Aid. It will consist of home made
cakes, pies, doughnuts, rolls, bread
and salads.
E. T. Phelps, salesman, and Emile
Aytron, foreman of the Grossman
Motor Co., have installed what they
call, a "motor-sled" to be used on
snow-covered roads where an automo-
bile cannot travel. A very successful
trip was made to Baylor Monday;
the distance between that place and
Glasgow being made in two hours.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

FOR SALE-or will trade for sheep,
" section in Saskatchewan, "
miles from town, no stones nor
gravel, rich soil, level, $50 acres
summer fallow, suitable buildings.
Also would like to buy two shearing
arms complete with cutter head and
gears. Carl Mollberg, Plentywood,
Montana. 42-2tp.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
| NeUS in
| an4About
| T0Un

"OO 70~"
County Commissioner C. H. Pippin
was a business visitor in this city this
week.
H. A. Sampson, cashier of the State
Bank of Nashua, transacted business
in Glasgow Monday.
President j. E. Arnot of the Glas-
gov National bank transacted bust
ness at Malta Tuesday.
The local high school basketball
team play at Harlem tonight and at
Chinook tomorrow night.
Grant Frazier, from the Barr CON-
munity, spent a few days in this city
the latter part of last week.
Sewing machine for rent. Inquire
at the Emporium Dry Goods Company.
42-1tc
E. j. O'Briem, musical instructor of
Frazer, was in Glasgow to attend his
classes here Wednesday.
Tanlac's best advertising comes
from people who have actually used
it. Glasgow Drug Company.
Representative Fred B. Gillette of
Hinsdale was a visitor in Glasgow
Monday to take in the B. C. White
meeting.
G. w. Powell left yesterday morning
for his home at Boomers Ferry, Idaho,
after two weeks spent attend district
court here.
Attorney Geo. E. Hurd left last ev-
ening for his home at Great Falls
after two weeks spent here trying law
suits in the district court.
Remember the big supper at the
Christian church, Saturday, February
18th. Plenty to eat and a good time
for all. Come and bring your friends.
Andrew Stiley, county commission.
er, came in on No. 4 Sunday evening.
Mr.. Stiley is down for the regular
monthly session of the county COM
missioners.
Another supply of bulbs for spring
flowers will be on sale Friday after
noon, February 18th, at Alsop's tea
rooms by the Congregational Ladies
Aid society.
7. G. Turner, typewriter salesman
and expert service man of Portland,
Oregon, arrived Tuesday and has
joined the Royal Typewriter sales
force in Montana, for T. j. Hooking,
state distributor.
Rev. Philo w. Haynes, Sunday school
missionary for the north Montana
conference, M. E. church, was a visit
or at Glasgow Monday. While in town
he called at the hospital and visited
for an hour.
Charles E. Behner, northern Mon
tana dealer for Dodge Brothers motor
cars and proprietor of the Behner
jewelry store, left Saturday for an
extended business trip to Minneapolis
and st. Paul.
Oscar B. Sims, who has been teach
ing school out of Opheim, has resigned
his position and is returning to his
home in Boulder, Colo. He drove
down from Opheim last Saturday and
stopped over in Glasgow a day before
starting his trip for home.
Charles D. Greenfield, now connect
ed with the agricultural department
of the Great Northern Railway, was a
pleasant visitor in Glasgow Monday.
Mr.. Greenfield is very optimistic over
the outlook for this section of Mon
tana during the coming crop season.
Tuesday is Valentines Day and
Glasgow Stores are we'll stocked with
pretty and sentimental stocks of VAL
entlne cards, the old time comics be-
ing conspicuous by their absence. The
use OF the mean valentine to sadden
the soul Of the recipient seems to be
going out of vogue, and the true spirit
Of St. Valentine is becoming more and
! more the order of the day.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. EMERGE
TIC, CAPABLE MAN, WITH Elk
PERIENCE SELLING OIL PRE-
FERRED. MR.. H. w. VOGT, P. o.
BOX 1173, MILWAUKEE,, WIS.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

LOST-Girl's black silk blouse with
orange embroidered trimming. Find
er please reuturn to Mrs. S. r.
Walker. Phone COR. 42-1tp
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Well i'm
proved 1852 acres Minnesota farm,
joining good town with schools and
churches. Will trade for Valley
county land or Glasgow city prop
erty. Buyer can move on farm this
spring if deal is made soon. N. H.
Nordby, Glasgow. 1t D
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

WANTED-A competent Blacksmith
to locate at Baylor. Good perma-
nent location. Shop and residence
for rent. Inquire Box S, Baylor
Montana. 4O-6t G
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

ed to attract 500 delegates from stock
growing regions of the country.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

WANTED-To hear from owner of
good ranch for sale. State cash
price, full particulars. D. F. Bush,
Minneapolis, Minnesota. 38-12t pd.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

HEMSTITCHING-and Picoting at
tachment to fit any sewing machine.
Price So. Economy Sales Company,
Billings, Montana. 42-1tp
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

FOR SALE-Full blooded cockerels.
White Leghorns, Black Minorcas
and White Orpingtons. Also set
ting eggs first of March. L. O.
Thompson, Roanwood, Montana.
80 1T nd.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10
C2QSSifedBuSineSS
Locals
FOR THE PUBLIC
all you can eat for SOC.

WHERE!
At the Smith Boarding House, across
the street, West of the Court House.
4O-3t pd
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

Another supply of bulbs for spring
flowers will be on sale Friday after
noon, February 18th, at Alsop's tea
rooms by the Congregational Ladies
Aid society.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

Rev. Philo W. Haynes, Sunday school
missionary for the north Montana
conference, M. E. church, was a visit
or at Glasgow Monday. While in town
he called at the hospital and visited
for an hour.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

T. G. Turner, typewriter salesman
and expert service mar of Portland,
Oregon, arrived Tuesday and has
Joined the Royal Typewriter sales
force in Montana, for T. j. Hooking,
state distributor.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-02-10

Charles E. Behner, northern Mon
tana dealer for Dodge Brothers motor
cars and proprietor of the Behner
jewelry store, left Saturday for an
extended business trip to Minneapolis
and St. Paul.
The Kusko times., 1922-03-18
Ju4ment in Favor
 of Receiver Moves

San Francisco.-The depositors of the detunet Washington Alaska Bank, of Fairbanks, won signal victory in court yesterday, when the Fedora Cir cult Court of Appeals rendered deci- sion.in which judgments 5n favor Of F.. G. Moves, former receiver, totaling approximately quarter of a million dollars, especially against R. C. Wood and John L. McGinn, former directors of the bank.
 The actions were started by the re- ceiver some time ago and judgments secured in the lower court. The exact amount involved in the court decision is S3O2, 370 consisting of one judgment for S247, 656 and another foAS54. 4.7-e-.
The Kusko times., 1922-03-18
All Presidents Prior to Harding Charged
 With Neglect of Duty

Washington.-A saving of S90,000,- 600 has been effected in Government expenditures during the last SIX months by transfer of departmental activities, it was declared Friday by Brig. Gen. Dawes, director Of the budget.
 General Dawes, in on address here, charged the Government had lost many times his sum in past years by failure to organize a budget system. He charged all presidents prior to Hard jug with neglect of duty" for failing to do so.
 In stressing the importance of cen tral command, he declared that Great Britain had cost the Allies hundreds of thousands of lives and billions of dollars in property damages by refus- ing central command during the first four years of the world war.
 'sLt was only after she faced certain annihilation and the Allies faced eer- tain destruction that England bent her pride and accepted central com- mand," he added.
 "There can be no democracy in the business administration of this Govern ment. It must be 8 monarchy. No president has done his duty prior to President Harding, when he failed to assume function as head of the business organi zation of the Government.
 "The astounding progress by the CO., ordination of departments under yhe orders of President Harding has been brought about absolutely through the use of force This system had to be forced upon a business organization