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Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
BREAK INTO SAFE
Of COMMITTEEMAN

In spite Of the protestations Of har-
mony and the supposed healing OF all
the breaches in the Democratic party
at the meeting of the state central
committee on Jan. 9, less than week
later the offices Of National Comnrt-
teeman Barnum in the Walker buQd-
ing were burglarized and his safe
was "iimmied" open.
Mr.. Barnum processes to have
neither clue nor suspicion. He does
not know what precinct or even what
county was represented by the mis-
creant or to what extent his act may
be approved by any faction of the
party. In fact, Mr.. Barnum was
rather pleased than otherwise. The
damage to the rooms and to his safe
is more than compensated by the
compliment implied in the belief that
he had any money in the safe.
The opening was made neatly, and
as evidence that. the job was not a
new one to the perpetrator the fin
gerprint man from the sheriffs office
who was sent to investigate found
that there were no fingerprints on a Ne
outward surface OF the safe. II Nlad
been carefully and comprehensively
wiped with an oiled cloth. Some
prints, though, were found on the
inner surface.
Last Of the Cornish tin mines
closed down about eight months ago.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17

Tonight ut the high school dGd-
totiurn will appear harry l.. fogle-
mai as one tf the numbers on the
Hi-Y lecture course.
From the press notices and rec
ommendations f'o other places, Mr.,
Fogleman has been, this number VIII
be real treat TO any man, woman
or high school student who wishes
to hear a reai orator with a gatling
gun delivery on business efficiency.
Mr., Fogl, man is known as the
Billy Sunday of business, a whirl-
wind speaker, pulsating with energy
and vitality and magnetism. Words
are powerless 70 describe the tre-
mendous effect of the Fogleman lee
ture upon the individual and the
community. The avenues TO success
arc pointed out vividly as eternal
paths which every man must fol-
low. and success itself is an achieve
ment which may be attained by self
DEVELOPMENT and self mastery. Mr.
/ Foglen,an shows the possibilities
thin every man and points out that
while not all men can become equal
" great, yet every man can be as
success if he is willing to pay the
price in effort. He states and proves
that your greatest problem is you.
MIR. Fogleman has trained more
employees in more institutions dur
ing the last twelve years than any
other man in the United states. haV-
ing trained men in such well known
orcanizatio as the Standard Oh
company, Westinghouse Electric
company, Ford Motor company. etc.
The Hi-Y management is pleased
to be able to present such high
class instructive, education number
as Harry Fogleman Tickets can be
secured at the y. M. G. A. or at the
door. No reserved seats win be held
after $40 o'clock.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
GLENDALE WOMEN At
BIG BETTER FOODS,
BETTER -XOMESSHOW

GLENDALE, Jan. 16-Many of the
women of the Glendale district are
making arrangements to attend The
Republicans Better Foods. Better
Homes exposition being held this
entire week at the Shrine auditorium
free of charge to all of those who
care to attend. Today many at
tended the first session and it was
heard on the street that they were
going to be in attendance in some
manner. This school that is being
put on by Mrs. Chase offers unlllnlt-
ed opportunities for the housewife TO
find new and better ways of taxing
care of the household economical y.
Be among those who attend the rest
Exhibits Cup
r T. Ellsworth. who made such
fine showing at the Maricopa County
Poultry association exhibition held
on Nov. z, is displaying a silver cup
in the show window at StaulIer
store which he won for exhibiting the
best hen at the show.
Making Preparations
Manager Hadley of the Giehoale
| Crews was in town today making m
! nuiries concerning the possibilltles
| Of launching q winning team from
! Glendale in the coming basepau sea .
| son. According to present plans Oh
! the valley baseball mogulS, q peTlild
nent organization is TO be made ana
the affairs of the league carried on OF,
I'm a business-like manner and IN TINS
way insure the fans a good clean
sport at all times. Hadley expects
to attend a meeting soon of all man
ayers of the valley.
! Returns From Chicago ,
! August Kiner. one time Identified
! with the Pacific Creamery returned
Saturday from Chicago where ne Ii.1 ls'9
pany.
c. II. Ketcham is in the northern,
part of the state attending to seVeral
business affairs.
Operated On
Miss Botldn had her tonsils re-
moved Friday and is unable to pe
! az school to care for her classes
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
He Darkened His
Gray Hair
Tells How He Did IL

Mr.. ]. A. McCrea. a well-known
resident of California, who was
called Daddy and Grandpa on ac-
count Of his white hair, and who
darkened it with a homemade
mixture. recently made the follow
ing statement:
Anyone can prepare a simple
mixture at home that win darken
gray hair, and make 1t soft ana
glossy. To a half-pint of water
add ounce of bay rum, a small
box of Barbo Compound and q
ounce Of glycerine.
These ingredients can be bought
at any drug store at very little
cost. Apply to the hair twice a
weela untr the desired shade IN
obtained 1t does not color th1
scalp. is not sticky or greasy any
does not rub off,"
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
MarketCOmmittee OfNatiOnaI
Live Stock Association Makes
Report At Recent Convention

Following is the report of the mar
Ret committee of the American Live
stock association presented at the
twenty fifth annual convention at
Colorado Springs, Colo, January IL
10 and H.
10 the President, Executive Com
naittee and Members of the Amerl-
can National Live Stock Assocla-
we take Measure in presenting TO
Won the sixth annual report OF the
market committee. -,
on January "A, the senate, py
vote Of 46 to 33. passed the Grohna
bin. 1t was a splendid victory loI
those who for over llVe Years iaaeI iiau
fot,oht unremittingly for packer leg
isIa7ion II was also a great per-
eonal tribute to Senator Kendrlch'
whose lead in this matter many sen
ators did him the honor of follow lils.
THE bill contained practicaily
avnrvthing for which your assocla-
tion had worked. II was too goou 70
he true. II was referred TO the com
mitfee on agriculture in the mousse
ard after close contest, was re-
3ected. In it's stead. the house COM
nittee reported out the house com
nittee bill known as the Haugen olll.
The sixty sixth session was heafll5
its close, and it was vitally import
ant 10 quickly get the packer legls-
Iatiou on the floor Of the house. inns
nroved impossible due to the deter
mined opposition of the steering COM
n,ittee Of the house. AS a result the
nonmittee on rules was not permit
ted IL hiring the matter up, and con-
oress adjourned without giving the
house an opportunity to pass
hacker bill. The bill passed by the
senate was dead. The enemies OF
racker legislation had again peen
successful in postponing legislation.
Put with the advent of the sixty
seventh congress, the house commit
tea IN agriculture, after further hear
inps. again reported packer DILL
By this time it was event. even 10
the bitterest opponents of legislation
that some kind of packer leglslalon
was inevitable. 1t was question on
fhe part of those opposed OF gettlng
the best terms possible.
On June 2. by very large ma
iority, the house passed the Haugen
bill. 1t was then referred by the
senate to its committee on agricul-
ture, which rejected it, and promptly
reported back to the senate the Nor
ris bill. This, with a single moditi'
cation, was the same as the Gronna
bill passed at the previous session
The one exception was the subStltu-
tion of a commissioner for com
mission of three. The senate re-
jected this bill by the close vote o.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
81 TO 81, practically repudiating IT,
| former action on the Gronna olH.

81 10 81, pTdCIlCdlly lCPNNi -
former action on the Gronna olA.
Haueen Bill Is Strenethe ned
Those favoring Legislation were
now forced to make the peSI plii
nossible oltt of the Haugen bill. SEN
ators Kendrick and Kenyon acleq as
managers for the senate, while Hau-
gen and his associates on the COM
mittce acted for the house Ihe re-
sult was a decided strengthening OF
tba Uaugen bill. The senate con-
ferees succeeded in getting seven OF
their amendments accepted, some OF
which were of great importance.
Thev failed, however. in providing IN
the bin for the elimination OF pacher
ownership of the stock yards on lne
ground that that is taken care OIL IN
the consent decree. The llte Oh tne
decree uncertain. 1t is already the
subject of attack from various angles,
ana hearings have recently been held
in Washington contemplating Narl-
GUS changes. Once let modification
begin, and in a short time the decree
will crumble to pieces. Your COM
mittee is strongly opposed to any
modification in the decree at this
time. Much more is to be lost than
gained by such action. The con-
ferees of the senate and house
reached an agreement, reported on
August 9, and shortly thereafter both
the senate and house passed the bill:
the president signed it on August
Is. and the six-year battle for packer
! legislation was won. You are re-
ferred TO the August number OF the
Producer" for a complete review OF
the bill.
A great piece of constructive legis-
| lation has been accomplished OF
which you may well be proud. The
name of the American National Live
| Stock association will ever be asso-
ciated with it. 1t is a work well done
| and few who were not intimately
connected with it will ever realize
| the amount of opposition encoun-
tered, and the hard work and sac
| rifice involved in carrying on to the
| finish Six years ago this associa-
| ton in El Paso initiated the move
ment which resulted, first, in the in
vestigation by the federal trade COM
! mission second, the fearless and eX-
haustive report Of the commission
for which it deserves the gratitude
1 of the American people, and, finally
| the legislation itself. 1t is proper a.
this time to express our appreciation
and thanks TO those members of botf
| houses of congress whose loyal sup
port made the passage of the bill
possible. High on the roll OF honor
stands the indefatigable triumvirate
Kendrick, Kenyon and Norris.
An Impartial Arbiter
At last we have at the markets aI
impartial arbiter clothed with au
thority to supervise and relegate tn
various agencies doing business
there, If anything goes wrong. it i
his business to find it out and cor
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17

tl,a markets OF the world may b.
properly protected.
Respectfully submitted.
II A. JASTRo, Chairman;
y T. BURKE, Vice -Chairmani
CHARLES d. CAREY,
C. E. COLLINS,
w. Z. HALSELlL,
DWIGHT 3. HEARD,
c. Nj. O'DONEL,
/. T. PRYOR, .
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17
PLANNED
FOR OSBORN CLUB

OF unusual merit IS the program
which has been arranged for the
Wednesday meeting Of the Osborn
Woman's club. The following num-
bers will be given:
ReadiAg, Lulu's Complaint
Frcelle and Lucille Caldwell
Piano Minuet .Paderewsli
Isabel Jakobi
Talk, Plants and Their Enemies
Don C. Mote, state Entomologist
Vocal duet. See the Pale Moon
Mrs. c. NJ. Candy and Mrs S. d.
Little
Piano, Impromptu COP. 142, NO: 2;
observation-disclosures Franz Schubert
Miss Ethel Neece
Social hour.
Piano, Tarantelle-
Miss Lucille Middleton
Piano, duet, Wilhelmine COP. 100
................... Anton Strelezkl
Misses Laura and May Evans
The Washington District Woman's
club have been invited to attend as
guests on this afternoon.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17

Plant Venus moves around the sun
at an average speed of 22 miles a
second.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17

or the 1857 motor ships in service
during 1920, only 27 flew The Aneri-
can flag.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-17

Frenchman has invented womens
dress fabric from the leaves of the
banana plant.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-20

IS INCH TWO TONED REVERSIBLE
TERRY CLOTH a large assort-
ment of beautiful designs and color !
combinations made to sell up to $500
the yard your unrestricted choice dur
ing the Expansion Sale co.
yard ..
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-10-20

Enthusiastically made and in the
best of the popular patterns; the fam
Gus Quaker Craft brand. worth up to
$3.50, special during our Expansion
Sale $. each 81. 85
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
summer Houses
SUMMER COTTAGES
FOR EAr

FOR RENT "a
At reduced rentals for balance OF summssA
two small furnished farmhouses, loo ated No.
town of Poland Maine one mile from
summit Spring Hotel, three miles fren3b
pnIand Spring, Each house In comfortabfXc
furnished, ana has modern bathroom. Wifi
hot ana cold water: supply Of Ice sna1
wood on premises also garage facilttteRrs
Real country surroundings, yet golf. bathe
ing, and sood nshinu, are all within saHes
write to Miss Nellie l.. McCann. Gorham, (,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
OCEAN CITY
STONE HARROR

UNUSUALLY attractive new furnished apfs..r
rooms and bath; reduced rent. PhOrS0 4
Spruce 4ll4 or Morrison. sth and Ocean
ave. Ocean CITY. pTS
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

BUNGALOWS in colony: newly furnishs6e.
and redccorated; SIS weekly. DON n.
NEWTON. 823 Walnut st. Lomb 1887.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
CIIELTENHAM

LOOK this opportunity over; . stor.es ana
attic. detached stOne-a dframe dwclling
modern cOnveniences; lot l0Oxl52: fruit trees
grapes; barn: reduced for quick salo
FRANKLIN II. SPITZER & co
Tloga 43s4 1900 Nenango II
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
DARBY

CYNWYD. PA. 40 state road, near sta
tion; 10 rooms. 3 baths possession
4. II. ZACkEY 1899 Arch ST.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

POOR HEALTH makes me sacrifice 322 8.
9th st. two-story brick. semi-de Ia ched
rooms and tile bath; hot-watcr heat. elec-
tric light, large lot. Apply J, W. CAMAC
4 Co., y, w. cor. 02d and Woodland ave.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

DON'T wait until too late to rent your Gets Z
have been materially reduced during tho past
month; we have large selected list te.
l. BROWN. la Lake ave. Ocean Orov0,y
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
MAINE

NENTNoR, y. j. - For rent, cottage, %.
rooms ana bath reasonable, Apply Q MAJ
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
GERMANTOWN

Gl42 n 2OTH-New home: every mod. conv.,
including garage privilege: will finance
with $500: price $4,000. Apply to ]. II. Kane
3237 N. Goth. Tioga 0l48.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
REAL ESTATE-SALE OR RENT
PENNsiLNANIA-SUB
LAWNDALE
LAWSDAl.E-Sa Sale or rent. cows. large
ground, old shade. S0i Martin Mill rad
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

MODERN house, lG3" Fa!rmount ave. ia
rooms. bath; open BY appointment
Arthur Roswell. 933 y. l8th st ''''
1920 GREEN-Fourtcen rooms; sos month,
John /. Somers. 10th and SNYDER ave,
BROAD, ". l025-2T-Ffve rooms bath,
porch and large yard Ph. Diamond 1850
WOULD like 10 share sub. home with rcf
bus. c0uple; refs, exch. Phi wyo. 4iO3
ONLY l desirable store LETT in tho nsw
building at 223-GJ :. 17th st. Apply
owner. lS2 :. 4th 81. Phone Lombard 500.
BROAD ST, 3l30 E,--Suuable for hnbor-
das sh"rS; 2Oxh5} hot wgtcr and heat fur.
nished. open, Phone 'rioga GSOS.
BROAD ST, 3l43 N--Suitabc for 0-chs ir
barber shop; 20xS5 heat and hot watsr,
oren. Phone Tioga 3SO5
204 y. ID ST.-Business building; 500 AR
THUR ROSWELL, 233 n l3th ST.
business Proprrtles and stores
OOl-O3 FR.ANKFORD AVE. E.--I.arge store
SOAJ5' will sub-d!Vide.
plETERlCH. r37 Walnut st
Also see advertisements In large type in
preceding columns.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
BYWOOD

SINGLE, all stone. on lot 50xl30: open fire.
place: iiie bath; shower. etc. stone garage;
McCLATCHY, roth and Market Ians-
downe 2004
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
RRYN MAWR
DEVON
PORT KENNEDY
WYNNEFIEID
NEW JERSEY-srAsuonr

NEW HOME--Vacant: 6l5c Lebanon ave- 3
rooms and bath: garage; facing PARKWAY
yearly lease keys at 6432
ROlckLE Tnh Y nod
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
REAL ESTATE TO EXCHANGE

WILL EXCHANGE equity in centrally To-
Gated manufacturing bldg. and centrally To-
Gated apartment house for suburban resi-
dence with acreage: will deal only with
1898 Ledger Office.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
R. E.-sALE OR EXCHANGE
PENNsYLvANIA-sUBURBAN

COAL and timber lands Pennsylvania. free
and clear. over 1000 acres. will trade
all or part at $500 per acre for income
give details Of what you offer by frst let.
ter. NJ 8l6. Ledger Office
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

TWO.STY. corner in good section OF Tioga.
for sale reasonable on account OF sickness.
e. A. HOhsON. 802S n. Broad st.
2S33 n 2OTH ST.--Store and dwelling: des.
business location: B rms. and bath. electric.
CONNER; 9th alb. Lehigh: store. o rms. /.
bath. Apply 2hO5 w. Lehieh. Ola. 1882
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

TEN new homes. 8 corners. $1,000 reduction:
must be sold: 100 block s. 53d St.. q
rooms and ba tn: modern garages: good In
vestmert: sample house open: act quickly:
agent on premises or Il. J. Martin. lao N
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10

S341 CARLISLE ST.. below somervillc ave.
new stone house. garage. Q rooms. tiie
bath shower, white and mahogany nnisiN
inclosed porch 500 month Apply offt~ " NJ
Broad & Somerville ave. Roht. d. Hamilton ~
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-07-10
REAL ESTATE FOR SAL
PENNsYLVANIA FARMS

RIDLEY HALL" Philadelphia suburbs. 130
acres with charming old stone house, hay
Ing high Colonial columns. on beautifully
shaded lawn OF several acres: house has been
carefully restored and remodeled. preserving
its quant old freplsces and manteis, beaut.
ful stairway. paneling and other attractive
features; several chambers, 3 baths. large
porches, hot-water heat. electricity; 8 tenant
houses with modern convenenccs: large stone
barn. springhouse, greenhouse. concrete
swimming pool. water power. electric plant; a
most distinctive property with many UNIQUE
features for the one who wants something
dfferent; $4,000. J. NJ. FRONEFIELD,
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28
MORE GRAIN THAN EXPECTED

Nezperce Herald: Hay harvest IS
we'll along and considerable fall wheat
is being cut and shocked in this terri
tory. Threshing crews are being or
ganized and preliminary ARRANGE
ments are in progress for the big
harvest only a short time distant on
this prairie. The extreme dry weather
only about half normal precipitation
having come this way in the past six
months, and the hard winter short
ened the winter wheat crop to almost
half in some instances, but later re-
ports give assurance of a greater yield
than was anticipated month ago.
While the stand is abnormally thin,
the heads are large and well filled and
rs bushel fields will not be uncommon.
Spring wheat is being held back
by lack of moisture, but the cool
nights with heavy dews, character
istic condition here, have prevented
burning, and a good rain this week
will make the spring sowing show q
fair crop.
In fact, there Is going to be lots
of work for the harvesters on the old
prairie and it will not be long until
men are needed
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28
One Dollar Saved Represents
Ten Dollars Earn ed.

The average man does not save
to exceed ten per cent of his earn
ings. He must spend nine dollars
in living expenses for every dollar
saved. That being the case he can
not be too careful about unneces-
sary expenses. Very often few
cents properly invested, like buying
seed for the garden. will save seve-
raj dollars outlay later on. 1t is
the same in buying Chamberlain S
Collie and Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t
costs but few cents, and a bottle
of it in the house often saves doc
tors bill of several dollars AID.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28

al days fighting fire in the Pierce City
district, Hester Dammarell has been
nursing sore hand since his return,
which became infected while there.
A marriage license was issued yes
terday at Spokane, to Mr.. Albert
Visited of Spokane and Miss Nettie
Mae Jacobus of Kendrick.
Mrs. Leola King and dauhgters,
OF Mabton, Wash, arrived Thursday
to visit Mrs. Kings sister, Mrs.
George Lleth.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28

ing conversation ensued: Good
marnin' Mrs. Murphy 'Tis foine
woman We are and tits foine woman
yer mither was before We and that
by Jim of yours looks for all the
wurld like the Lard Mayor of Cark.
Mrs. Murphy, would We be afther CIV
in me a wee drap this marnin'?"
"Gwann, We sphalpeen! Divvil drap
We git til We pay the score"
"Ah, Mrs. Murphy! 'Tis an old
divvil We are and it's an old divvil
yer mither was before We and that
by Jim of yours looks no more like
the Lard Mayor of Clark than do like
Alice Rosenfelt. Now, put that in yer
poipe and smoke it,"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28
FOREST FIRES UNDER CONTROL

Clearwater Tribune: What might
have proved two very expensive and
serious fires by the C. T. P. A. on
Washington creek and one by the For
est Service on the head of the little
Wietas creek are recently reported
trenched and safe unless high winds
arise.
The Forest Service has had Ia fires
to date, the largest one of which was
two acres and are all out with the ex-
ception of the one on the Wietas
which reached 80 acres before being
controlled It is in an old burn and
a long distance from the nearest look
out and on account of the smoky at
mosphere was not seen until it had a
good start. Twelve men were used
to control it. The C. II. P. A. has also
had a number of fires, none of which
have caused much difficulty except
the one above mentioned. 1t was re-
ported all trenched Wednesday night
and it was thought would soon be
on patrol basis. 1t is about $50
acres in extent, but being largely in
old burn, has not done great deal
of damage. Fifty local men were used
on it.
The situation in the northern part
Of the state is serious and fires have
already caused a great deal of loss.
The following is quoted from the
Spokane Review:
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28
JULIAETTA REBEKAHS ELECT

At a recent meeting of the Rebekah
lodge the following officers were elect
ed: N. g., Mrs. Sara Nigh; V. G..
Mrs. Margaret Colwell; secretary, Mrs
Eta Rector; financial secretary, Mrs
Louise Clark; treasurer, Mrs. Madge
Fields; l.. S. N. G.. Mrs. R. F. People;
R. S. N. G., Mrs Amanda Alexander;
r. S. V. G., Mrs. Luella Talbot; L. S
V. G., Miss Helen People: warden
Mrs. Ollie Buckallew; conductor. Mrs
Myrtle Cochran; inside guardian, Mrs
Frank Vincent; outside guardian
Frank G. Mutt.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28

II beg your pardon" said the lady
collector tinidly, would You please
help the Working Girls Homer"
Certainly" said the man where
are they?"
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28

They used to tell this one in Butte
years ago:
An old Irish woman called on her
bar-maid compatriot and the follow