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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
A Return Desired.

"How was the political speaking last
night, squire?" asked old Riley Rezzl-
dew Of Petunia. my rheumatic was
hectoring me so that I didn't feel like
attending"
''The Hon. Thomas Rott pleaded
with the voters for return to the
principles of the Glorious Old Party,
and" replied Squire Ramsbottom.
"He did, hey? That reminds me: If
he is in town yet am going around
and plead with him for the return Of
them ten dollars he borrowed from me
six years ago, when he started for the
convention. kansas City Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Radio Equipment of AirpIane.

There has been installed on one of
the huge Goliath biplanes engaged in
the Paris-London aerial service a
combined radio telephone and tele-
graph equipment of So watts antenna
output, with sending range of about
$50 miles at 900 meters wave length.
The complete. radio equipment. ac-
cording to Radioelectricite, weighs
only 1875 ponds. An air-propeller-
driven generator for six volts and
700 volts and a six-volt storage bat
terry supply the necessary current. A
three-bulb amplifier is used for receiv-
ing on all wave lengths between 300
meters and 1000 ers.-Scientific
American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
TO PREVENT GIRDLED TREES
Wire Wrappers Are Best and Need
Not Be Removed for Several
Years-Other Protectors.

Young fruit trees are apt to be
girdled during winter by mice and rab-
bits unless they are protected in some
manner.N Wire wrappers with mesh
of one inch or less are somewhat
expensive, but they need not be re-
moved for several years. Cornstalks,
paper wrappers and veneer protectors
are effective, but should be removed
each spring, since they harbor injur-
ious insects and mice.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
MLand Of Fl porado.n

The word is Spanish and means
"the gilded one." because the early
explorers thought there was an In
dian chief somewhere in South Amer
lea who used to cover himself all
over with gold dust at religious fes-
tival once year. Now the name is
applied to any country where there
is supposed to be an abundance Of
valuable natural products.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
DYED HER DRAPERIES,
SKIRT AND A SWEATER
WITH "DlAMOND DYES"

Each package Of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions SO simple that any woman
can dye or tint faded, shabby skirts,
dresses, waists, coats, sweaters, stock
ings, hangings, draperies, everything like
new. Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
hnd--then perfect home dyeing is guaran-
teed, even if you have never dyed before.
Tell your druggist whether the material
you wish to dye is wool or silk, or r-hether
It is linen, cotton, or mixed goods. Dia-
mond Dyes never streak, spot, fade, or
run. So easy to Observation-Disclosures.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
It Pays to Spray Trees.

That 1t pays to spray fruit trees
has been demonstrated in many or
chards this summer 1t is common
to see sprayed trees loaded with
fruit in the same locality where or
chards that have not been sprayed
have an apple or a pear hanging
here and there over the trees.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
A Foreiun CITY.

A friend, who spent several months
In the East, says the thing that Inn
pressed him most about New York Is
that 1t is foreign city.
The municipal signs are printed in
English, Italian. and Yiddish. You
hear more foreign language than Eng
lish in the subway, and everywhere
foreign language newspapers are seen.
In large sections Of the city you do
not see an American, or hear English
spoken.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Knew More Of Art Than Uncle.

KNEW MoFe OF ATT nan UncIe.
Old Lady-Don't think me rude.
dear. but is this meant for a man or
q woman?
Art Student-I'm SO glad you ask
that, auntie.
Old Lady-Why, dear?
Art Student -Uncle George couldn't
tell whether it was supposed to be
human.-London Punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Many Berries Result From the MATTED
System, but They Are Likely to 81
SmaII-More Sunlight Will Help.

find that the second seasons crop Of
strawberries will be fully as good as
that enjoyed the first full fruiting
year.
At the end of the second season the
plants are to be plowed under and the
ground given over to some other crop
Commercial growers have found that
the best rotation for STRAWBERRIES is
cantaloupes. Plant them the off-year,
and then come back to Strawberries
for two more years.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
a Lady Of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence Of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy Standardization
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Love All Gone Then.

Mrs. Pennywise- Too bad your
fiance has no money. But / suppose
it'll be case of love in a cottage.
Miss Goldilox-No. ! think not. You
see. we're going to board at first and
we won't move into our cottage until
after the honeymoon.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Histrionlc sacriIeue.

1.-THE plays the .hing!" exclaimed
Hamlet.
Eyes protested the manager Of the
company, "but It's too bad this little
drama Of yours had to be : tragedy. II
you could cut out the killing this story
Of yours might make first-rate bed.
room farce"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
woman,s ORGANIZATION GROWING.

The Auxiliary of the American Lee
gion, said to be the fastest growing
woman's organization in America, has
membership of 100000 in the 48
states, Alaska, Hawaii, the Canal
zone, Cuba and Mexico. These women
are divided into $3.50 posts.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Cleveland oalIantrv.

Hem no case would I ever lift
my hand against woman.
She-You're wise, old son. She'd
probably construe it as proposal and
sue you for breach of promise.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
a PIeasure and a Profit.

n FIedSUT6 dIu FFUtt.
Markwich-D0es your sister like
reading?
Jones-Yes she considers reading q
pleasure, but it usually takes her
longer than anybody else to read a
book, because she always forgets where
she stopped reading the last time and
has to start at the beginning again to
be on the safe side. Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Only one She'll Ever Have.

Mr.. Huggins-Miss Prymme refused
to go out in my car last evening, out
of consideration for her good name.
Miss Dill-She's so careful of her
good name because she never expects
to have another.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
A FIapperss pa.

II hope you'll encourage me in 1.-THE
pursuit of your daughters hand."
my boy, don't ask me for encbur-
agement. The field is open to all COM
ers, and dcra't even know half thu en-
tries"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

"What's the name of that piece you
were playing?"
Bungalow Blues"
Sand what was the prolonged. mel
ancholy strain you repeated at fire.
quent intervals?'
aThat represents the installments."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Keep Grass From Trees.

See that the grass is pulled away
from the base of small trees. Better
put wire protectors about them so mice
or. rabbits cannot injure them during
the winter
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Selection Of Seed corn.

Select your seed corn from desira-
BILE plants as well as from the stand
point of good individual ears. Start
early and follow the corn through to
the termination test next winter. It
paws.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
ln THAT Sense.

do you believe in auto-suggestion? ?"
II generally follow any suggestion
made by the motor cop, If that's what
you ean."-Boston Evening Tran
script.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Out.

"He borrowed quarter from me
but I wish 1t had been ten dollars. =
"WhyY
He'd remember borrowing ten dol.
lars, but he'll forget all about the
quarter"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
ACCOMMODATED

'Mr. Grabcoin," said the brisk young
man, Il am college graduate"
"Glad to hear It," replied that self
made millionaire, somewhat grimly.
II came In to give you the refusal (
my services in some executive capac-
ity."
"Much obliged. Good-morning."
"Eh, sir"
II am merely accepting your kind Of
fer. Again, good-morning."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach, liver and bowels Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
gripping. Advertisement
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

Give some people bite of an apple
and they'll want everything but the
core.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

The pessimist sees an obstacle in
every opportunity; the optimist sees
an opportunity in every obstacle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

No great success was ever won
without bounding vitality that comes
from good health.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
AmpIe Cause for plxorce

HuP'S OoNoS tVT OtsoFCe.
my husband is a deceitfui wretch"
4What makes you think that?"
Last night he pretended to believe
me when he knew was lying to him."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
ANcaII.D

i"What have you got?" asked the
minister of the chauffeur who rang his
doorbelL
"One pair replied the chauffeur.
reckoning the clipping couple to come
forward.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
FRANK

sYou're sure you've no objection
to marrying a travelling MANI"
"on the contrary, wouldn't mar
~ a man who'd be home too much
OF the tlme."s
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Plants Need Covering.

Strawberries and garden perennials
will need to be covered. Good clean
straw Is the best material.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Too Bad.

'Radium is extremely valuable"
"Yes, but it is so dangerous you can't
wear it.'-Louisville Courier-Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

To be without ambition is to be
mentally dead.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

In the long run the chief aim of hui
man laws is to protect the rights Of
the minority. asa,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Farm.

Farm.
sAn abandoned farm"
"How foolish to abandon II"
"Oh, dunno. settled on one once
and thought the man who abandoned
1t was pretty smart"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

Don't imagine that you are the CEN
fer of gravity.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Get out the Weeds.

Get the weeds out of the strawberry
patch-and do 1t now.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Variable.

Variable.
The gent who shed humid tear
At ninety In the shade
Now strains an ear that he might hear
The steampipe serenade.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03

"Bill collectors will stand for a great
deal more back talk from $20.O0O-a-
year man than from $2,000a-year
man. Birmingham Age-Herald.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-11-03
Impressive income.

"Dubwaite was always hard up when
he was making $1,000 year Now
he's making $4,000 a year and he's
still hard up"
But he has one advantage"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
Ry }. Frederick Es.ary.

StaT Correspondent OF The Times
Dispatch.
ST. LOUIS. MO. Dec. 3.--GcorGcs
Cl.menceau. war Premier OF France
and The Tiger" OF French politics
for more than quarter Of cen
tury. entered upon the second stage
OF his memorable American tour
when he set his face toward the
Eas; last night.
For the better part Of week he
has been acclaimed by the people OF
tho great Middle West. lie has been
the object OF one ovation after an
other. Tens OF thousands of cheer
I'M: admirers have greeted him. well
coined him with manifest affection
and said good-5y 10 him with sin
ccre regret.
Nemnins mn IrrcconcilabIr.
I:ut IL Is by no means certain that
he has converted the West any more
than he converted the East to the
doctrine which he has preached. lie
has been listened to with all the re.
spect and friendiincss that could be
paid an aged statesman. and to an
undoubtrd patriot OF a sister, repub-
lie. but IL remains 10 be- seen wheth :
cr hts candid reactionism has found
a popular response In this part OF
America.
This fact has had no pronounced
effect upon the Tiger. however. He
came To this country an irreconcil-
able and he has remained one. The
urging OF his New York friends. ar
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
TIGER CHEERED BY THOUSANDS,
NUMBER OF CONVERTS TO HIS
POLICIES UNCERTAIN IN u. S.
CIemenceau Finds Ready Listeners but 1t Remains to
Be Seen Whether His Reactionism Has Found
Popular Response.

ter HIS Grst two speeches IN the
East. shat he change the tenor OF
addresses. ict, him unmoved. /. was
thought by some members o! his
party that he would modify his views
at Chicago. but. encouraged no doubt
oy the tervId outbursts OF former
Secretary OF War Jacob VI. Dickin-
son. and General Charles l.. Dawes.
he hit out as hard there as ne had
anywhere.
But Georges Clemenceau is fire
eater only when he stands before an
audience. When he has Il message
to deliver in public. he delivers II
with concentrated force. and II does
not seem TO matter to him whether
his convictions are applaudcd or dis
approved. lie is pleading the cause
OF France as Frances cause appeals
10 him and he Is perfectly willing
to have his critics. in Congress and
out. challenge hts statements as Of
ten and as savagcly as they feel In
clincd.
After all, NJ. Clemcnccau !s pri-
vatc citizen. hc reminds himself. and
as such he may enjoy full freedom
ot speech while IN this country. He
feels no such restraint as would be
laid upon him II he were still n
member, OF the French ministry. and
since he has asked and expects no
official recognition at the hands of
no reason why he should deal ten
deEly with administration policies.
Continued OH Page !, Col. -
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
LAUSANNE PARLEY
NEAR DANGER LINE
WITH THE TURKS
Ismet Pasha Rejects All
Suggestions of Powers
and the u. S.
FOREIGN CONSULAR
COURTS ARE AT ISSUE
Plenipotentiaries to Insis, on
Complete Administrative
independence.
JAPAN GIVES AID TO ALLIES
DecI"ion on Cnpitulntions May Drive
TuriSs p-.G to An
CORA.
FOREIGN CONSULAR
COURTS ARE AT ISSUE
JAPAN GIVES AID TO ALLIES
Decision on Cnpiiulntions May Drive
Turits r"'' to AM
CORA.
lBy Associated P-ess.]

LAUSANNE. Dec. "A review o.
the second wecl; Of the Near Eastern
conference shows clearly that the
negotiations have reached a po!nt o,
danger; the question OF capitulations
or special privileges enjoyed By for
eigners in Turkey. which was taken
up yesterday. may make or break
the conference. and this is so because
an adverse decision on cap.tulatlons
may so wound Turkish national
pride that the Turks may don their
fezzes and go back to Angora.
Everybody realizes the extreme
dcl!cacy and danger OF the negotia-
ti9ns on capitulations. The Turks
have rejected all suggestions of tho
powers. including the United States.
that the special privileges enjoyed
by foreigners In the past shall be re-
tanned more especially any attempt
|" have foreign consular courts try
cases involving foreign residents or
foreign property.
Turkey VIII Object.
Both lsmet Pasha and D.. Riza
Nur. p!en!potentiarics from Angora
Informed the correspondent of the
Associated Press today tina, they
would. resist any attempt to place
I Turkey on a lower international
standing than Smaller and less I'm
Dortant States. like Greece and
Mexico" They would insist on
complete administrative lndepend-
ence.
pE--Riza said: I'VE heaStha; the
powers. including the United States.
are thinking OF substituting Juridi-
cal guarantees for the hateful e1
press 'cap!tulat!ons' In soTTar az
foreign tribunals are concerned this
"i!i not do: II means the same thing
under different name. Anyway VIC
object TO transitory period where
by Turkey would he supposed gradu
ally to cEianc!pate herself from the
ancient regime OF capitulat;on We
want complete freedom now"
Urges Patience In Turkey.
The leading European powers have
received important help from Japan
In their struggle to keep the foreign
courts in Turkey. japan herself
suffered the same humiliation as Tur-
key and sympathizes with the Tur.
k'sh attitude. But Baron Nayush,
has made the point that /, took
Japan two decades to establish =
system OF Jurisprudence which SAT-
!shcd the foreign powers. and anailv
induced them definitely TO abolis!,
tnc foreign tribunal privileges. Japan
~,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
IRISH PROVISIONAL
REGIME ENDS TUESDAY
tBy Associated Press.l

DUBLIN. Dec. 3.--The present pro-
visional regime IN Ireland viii cease
to exist Tuesday. when. the royal
sanction having been given the Irish
bill. special sitting OF the pro-
vIs!onal Parliament hero will formal
~ transfer the responsibilities of
government to the actual Free State
government
The present Dali Eircann then will
become the lower house OF Pariia-
ment and q Senate of sixty members
VIII he constituted. thirty members
being nominated by the president and
thirty elected by the lower house.
These nominations are expected
To be made Tuesday. when the name
OF the new Governor General also
Will be announced.
No member OF tho government is
willing to give the slightest hint as
to the identity OF the Governor Gen
eral, but persistent rumors nomi
nate Timothy IIealy. with the Earl
OF Granard and Lord Shaughnessy
also In the running.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
rRENCH BREAD STRIKE
COLLAPSES SUDDENLY
by Associated press.l

PARIS. Dec. 3.-The bread strike.
which began yesterday. has collapse d.
The master bakers informed the
Minister of Agriculture today that
the baking of bread would be re-
sumed tomorrow.
The strike OF the bakers had last
ed twenty-five hours. Its collapse ia
attributed TO the energetic attitude
by the government. which had indi-
Gated its intention to use army bak-
erS to meet the crisis.
The government took care to ex-
plain to the public that the price OF
flour had not varied to any extent
since May and that hence II was
lighting against pronteer!ng which Is
unjustif1ed. The government also
endeavored to show that the value
OF bakeries had increased fabulous
ly during the last few years. 1t was
pointed out that one bakery. valued
at 100000 francs in 1921. sold for
350.000 francs In 1922.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
VA. POSTMASTERS
OPEN CONVENTION;
1000 TO Be HERE
Addresses. Luncheon and Bus
iness Session on First
Days Program.
C.. l.. DAWSON TALKS ON
RURAL MAIL SERVICE
W. L. Dabney. John II. Bart.
lett and Paul Henderson
Also Will Speak.
INVITE BUSINESS PATRoN
Conference Open to All Who HIVE
Dealings with ltichmond
Onicc.

All sections OF the State Will be
represented by postmasters attend
Ing the annual convention OF the
Virginia branch o. the National
League OF District Postmastcrs.
which will convene in the auditorium
of Murphy's Hotel az ~ O'Clock.
noon. today. Luncheon will be
served at 1880 O'Clock. followed by n
business session.
over 1000 delegates. composed OF
postal officials and business men.
VIII attend the arst postal conference
convention in Virginia In the JEFF
terson Hotc! auditorium tomorrow.
beginning at $50 o'clock The con-
Hention. which Is a gct-togcther
meeting OF both postal and business
men, will be made an annua! AFFAIR.
1t is planned. Should the audi
tor!um of the Jefferson Hotel be
found too small 10 hold the dele
gates. il is planned TO meet in the
City Auditorium.
business patrons o: the Richmond
rost-ofice are urged TO attend the
conference. and registration booths
Will be established in the lobby OF
the Jefferson Hotel for registration
o; delegates and the distribution or
badges. The chambers of commerce
u. iSicninonu. petersburg. Norfolk
and other cities In Virginia. together
with civic organizations. are work
ing to make the conference a sac
cess.
Joseph W. Stewart. acting most
master OF Richmond. will preside a.
all sessions. The. Invocation will be
delivered by Rev. +. +. McFaden.
D. d. followed by s!ng.as--ky the
convention. Mayor George Ainslic.
Governor L. Lee Trinltle. and l. 7.
Marcuse. president of the Richmond
Chamber OF Commerce. will welcome
the delegates.
The Rural Mail Service" viii he
the subject OF Charles l.. Dawson.
assistant superintendent of division
rural malls. w. T. Dabncy. busi-
ness manager OF the Richmond
Chamber of Commerce. will speak o-,
What the Public Expects of the
rost-OHcc." followed by "shop Talk
on Live rosta! Issues" by John II.
bHrtlett First Ass.ctant Postmaster
General. Paul Henderson, Second As-
sistant Postmaster-Genera wtlI
speak at this time. also. on The
transportation OF Mall" An omen
forum Will he held for a discussion
or postal problems hy those present
feature OF the program Will be
be the singing OF the Sabbath Glee
club.
Postal oihcia!s. with representa-
tives o: large users OF the mails
VIII meet at o'clock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
opronru>ITy NO. 4.

Through r'ness and worry. ,hls
woman has been rendered prac-
'icaliy dependent. and g. present
the Associated Charities Is andinG
IL necessary to pay her board. She
formerly lived not far from Rich
mond and has house for which
she has paid all but $3.50. This
must be paid by January IN
order to save the property to her.
II We could pay off the notes on
her property. We feel Il would
mean NOR. 10 her than aayth;ng <
tnat could be done for her benefit.
!! u can he arranged. th!s relief
TO her mind will assis; in re-
storinE her health 30 she can have
her child returned 10 her. At
present her little boy Is being
supported In the country.
TYo hundred and htty do,iars
~- believe. wili restore this WON
ans health and nerves and enable
her 10 care for her child.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-12-04
U. S. FORCES TOCIVE
GERMAN ''KIDDIES"
4 REAL CHRISTMAS
Millions of MARKS. Are Being
Contributed BY the inner
ican DougIlboys.
IBy Associated Press

COBLENZ. Dec. 3.-The America II
douGhboys in the Rhineland are
making up purse OF many millions
OF marks with which TO give Ger
man youngsters a real Chriatmas
The Rhineland Pos, OF Veterans OF
Foreign Wars started the purse with
100000 marks and every soldier In
the American forces Is giving a;
least the equivalent of 81, which Is
more than 5000 marks. Top SER
geants are intrusted with the task
OK seeing that none OF the soldiers
forget to contribute.
Relief work already has begun
among the poor. a number o! soup
kitchens are operating. supported
largely by officers and the Veterans
committee Is collecting clothing and
toys. which are to be distributed
to the German children at the GUS
tomary Christmas tree of the Amer
lean forces in Germany