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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
1928 AUTO LICENSES OF
STATE TO BE FASHIONABLE

The motor vehicle license
plates for 1923 which are being
manufactured at the state peni-
Tertiary will be more durable
than any others the state has
provided, and will be the hand
soonest worn by automobiles in
Washington.
They are to have blue letters
and figures On a white enameled
background. closely resembling
the California plates seen on mo-
tor vehicles driven through
Washington by tourists this sum-
mer.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Pan Gold Metal Contest

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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

llr. and Mrs. 4. l. Drake q
San Diego, California. spent q
few hours in LINDEN. Tuesday.
while passing through on thesf
1ay u Vancouver. Lr. and Mr.
Drake we're formerly Lynden Tes-
dents. They viii spend fe#
days Il Lynden Oh their return
trim
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

The Lynden Canning Club Will
meet Friday. August 4th, at the
Lynden High School. at 2 O'Clock
Mrs. {. e. Kaufman and chill
dren returned Tuesday. from YAK
ina. where they have been visit
ing.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Hr. and Mrs. e. z. Bay en-
tertaiued at dinner Saturday ev-
ening in honor Of Lieutenant
Hall, Lieutenant Rogers. Lieut.
enant White. Lieutenant Smith.
Lieutenant Martin and Ensign
Bay. all Of the L. 8. s. Texas.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Give Delightful Dance

Another delightful dance ~aS
s-v@Z by The American Ls-io-
Friday evening. az E4Eleys Hall
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e--eSEEs-ts q eaotfe. cake an
ice cream we're sa-Tes5 A-o-Es-
dance ~lll h given by The Amer
lean Legion and with me sane
music. L ts-ea weeks
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

The Misses Earlma russo and
Anne Kampen are among party
camping at Cottonwood Beach.
Katherine Clough Of Belling-
ham Is visiting in Lynden.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Joe .iNlund Moving

Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Axlund are
moving to the house recently va
Gated by the Gutenberg family.
on 3rd Street.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Take Vacation Motor Trim

Mr.. and Mrs. John Colenbrand-
Ct and family left Monday mora
ing for q motor trip TO Vancouver
and Seattle.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Mr.. Gerrir SchGyIeman and Mr..
Bert Troost are painting, kalso-
mining and doing general repair
work On the Timon senoOlhoUge
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Leave on Motor Trim

Jack Elliott and Cornie Yer
DUN left Sunday by motor for a
trip to Spokane and other points
east of the mountains.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
B. c. De Long Hara

Mr.. and Mrs. B. c. De Long of
Portland visited friends in Lyn-
den this week. Mr.. and Mrs. De
Long are old LINDEN residents.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Mrs. e. g. Lund left Saturday
morning for Seattle TO visit with
relatives and attend the Way
farer"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Off TO Shoot Fish

DR.. B. V. Mounter. Robert
Bowles and NJ. Biehler lief; Mon
day morning for a fishing trip in
the Olympic mountains.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Miss Lcia Waited -etzrzed - K
1eea frDn Eezttle wLeFe sE- va
4.sd far Z few GzyE 90 the gE@g,
~ Miss Mad TzeE hell.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

It-z. Pzsllc Il Kozte- Il En-
ter-ziEt.g - Ee.Ee. Ilss ~
g1e-e- 81 t-4er1 from Han.
Tlaz. tor Z fsw czyz.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Fritz from
Fresno, California. are visiting
at the home Of Mr.. Fritz's mo-
Their, Mrs. e. G.. Lund.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

There will be no preaching
service in the Baptist Church on
Sunday, as Rev. Charles Baker
has not returned from his vaca-
tion trip. Other services viii
be held as usual.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Mrs. John Lindberg had as her
guest Mrs. Jas. Bleu OF Yakima
last week
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Rev. Z. o. Grimes returned
Thursday from Sunday School
convention at Redondo, Beach
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03
Charles kamm Here

Charles kamm, of Tacoma
spent several days in Lynden this
week.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

John Brink of Granger, Wash,
is making a two weeks visit at
the home of his parents.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-08-03

Ms Frank B4reuzr. Q: No--h
BslIilsh2u spent tie weekend
al the Ecker and Beatty homes
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
What the Men Demand---
Watch Them Get It)

We demand the right to never
have anything to wear and to re-
mind our wives of it every time
there is a chance to go out in the
evening.
We demand the privilege Of lying
in q hammock on the front porch
reading a Cosmo Hamilton novel
while our wives NOW the lawns.
We demand the satisfaction OF
reaching all our conclusions by in
tuition instead Of reasoning, and to
stick to them forever. whether they
are right or wrong.
We demand the right to interest
ourselves in psychology, Egyptian
hieroglyphics, bridge, ancient
dramas. race betterment. civic well
fare and Schopenhaur while our
wives spend eight or ten hours =
day in q hot office.
We demand the right to give any
woman q dirty look when she
doesn't get up and give US her
subway seat.
Well, 1t doesn't do any harm to
demand these things, does III
The Washington times., 1922-04-30

nickel's worth of onions, he is so
weary he can't drag his dogs off'n
the porch railing.
eff . member Of . city athletic
club hasn't got blood-pressure, fail
ing eye-sisht and wobbly knees, he
is not . member in good standing.
The athletics are all paid for II
they want to use them. but no
member Of an athletic club wants
to use them. It 10 the old story.
When you have got . thing you
don't care whether you have got It
or not.
Il see one Of the athletic clubs
here in this town has caused .
great furore by buying two pairs
of boxing gloves and another one
has bought q set of chest weights
and . pair of Indian clubs. but they
are not regular athletic clubs, only
limitations. No regular athletic
club, in high standing in the Social
Register would ever haul OF and
buy anything like . pair Of dumb
Sells."
~They don't have to-" says Elias
q. Higginbotham. There 10
enough Of them around any club.
IAN athletic club Is a place to eat
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
Quincy Todd on Exercise

and play poker and keep locker
hooch 70 entertain the customers
from out Of town. The only sth-
letio exercise they pay any attsn-
ton to IL throwing the bull says
Quincy.
when they talk about Q daily
dozen they mean . dosen hands Of
whist"
Il see . good many ads says
Elias Q. Hisginbotham. by fellsrs
who will make you live seven hun
dred years and feel like . school
boy whom you are ninety-ssvsn
years old II you wfll only follow
their directions"
"Yes," says Quincy. ~and there
amt no reason why any feller
should peter out at all. but the
trouble 10 II he follows out all the
instructions he does not have no
time whatever to make . living.
Advice to get out and walk thirty
seven miles every day is very good
for some humped!up bookkeeper
who has nine kids to support and is
likely to lose his Job II he gets on
tho stool and goes to the window
to see the fire department 60 by.
"If you lean over every morning
The Washington times., 1922-04-30

forty times and touch your fingers
to the hoor II oils up your gazinkus
and exercises your sewhilliksr un-
til you viii live to be one hundred
and seven years Of age II nothing
happens to you. But while you are
leaning over with your hnssrtips
touching the floor somebody 10
liable to sneak up and get your Job
away from you because you cannot
pay much attention to business
vhsn you are In that position.
Il have Q friend who devsiopes
. very bad case Of something or
other and he gets black spots in
front Of his eyes and his indiEes-
tion IN all wrong. He writes to one
Of these livs-forever guys and tells
him his troubles and the doc writes
back and tells him he sits still
too much and ought to be on his
feet more. He should walk around
. lot every day. This bird, who 10
sick. gets . big laugh out Of this,
~ he has been . hoor-walksr in .
department store for twenty-eiSht
years.
Another friend Of mine. who has
. large family and 10 trying to pay
for q bunglshouss Oh the install
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
By Roy K. Moulton

ment plan 10 not feeling so well
early this Spring. He has got .
very nice Job working In the new
Hudson River Tunnel. and all he
has got to do all day 10 to stand
behind . boring machine and
shovel the rock out OF the way.
The boring machine does all the
work Well. he writes to . health
shark for tho lowdown on what to
DO in regards to his condition. and
he gets reply that he must ride
horseback more, perhaps two hours
. day, and that he must spend at
least three hours . day automobil-
ing out In the fresh air OF the coun-
try, all of which IL great stun II
you know how to handle It.
Those morning exercises are
also hot stun. II . guy hangs
around homo in the morning going
through the programme while the
subway is calling him, he gets the
exercise all right, but somebody
else gets his Job.
Now they are teaching You by
phonosraph how to grab of lot Of
health and live forever. They fox
trot you to . pleasant old age so
fast that you don't have . chance
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
Mems League. in view OF
the recently established

-HE Mems League. in view of
the recently established
= equality OF the sexes. has
met and formulated the following
demands which they shall insist
upon being granted. The outcome
OF these demands will be watched
with much interest:
We demand the right to pay $37
for . Spring hat. wear 1t two weeks
and then give It to the cook be-
cause II 10 out of style.
We demand the right to change
our minds fifteen or twenty times
. day. Tho reason women have
cleaner minds than men Is because
they change them oftsner.
We demand the privilege Of pay
ing 311s for . tailored suit and to
have It ripped up and made over
every three weeks. The tailors
have got to make . living.
We demand the hight 10 lie In
bed in tho cool gray dawn while
our wives beat It for the subway to
business and grab q doughnut at
some one-armed restaurant en-
route.
The Washington times., 1922-04-30

to stop along the way and look at
the scenery.
This idear of keeping alive
seems to be quite . serious thing
these days. and We never used to
hear about 1t at all. I know . guy
in tho old days who has no moro
use for exercise than he has for the
smallpox. He Is fagman at . rail-
road crossing in my town and has
held the Job ever since steam en-
gines are invented. He crawls out
of his little house seven or eight
times . day and holds . little red
rag onto the end Of . stick and
then crawls back and sets and
reads and plays solitaire. He
hasn't been to the post office but
twice since U. 8. Grant is elected
President. and nobody in our town
has ever seen him move faster than
. steam roller backing up hill. He
is ninety-seven years old At the
time OF which l speak Of and he
will probably be alive yet II q train
does not Jump the track one after
noon and carom into his shanty
and bump him of.
"When I am . young sap people
do about everything to their health
they can think OF. Half Of our
town is drinking out Of one tin cup
in front Of the post Office. and they
violated eight or ten modern rules
of hygiene every time they turn
around. They don't have enough
golf In them days to keep one mem
Der of the Cabinet busy. and while
mono OF them 10 in good physical
condition 1t was almost necessary
to hit one with an axe once In .
while to keep the undertaken from
starving to death. But they didn't
know how to live. They just lived
along without knowing how, which
is a very sad state for anybody to
be In.
"A feller exercises 1--WE hours q
day to reduce his weight, and after
he has done this for six months and
lost nine pounds, he is called away
on business trip for twenty-four
hours and while he Is away he
gains "a pounds"
"But you never can tell when =
lot OF exercise is going to be OF a
great advantage to you," says Elias
q. Higginbotham.
That's right" says Quincy.
when a guy is sickly looking and
skinny from not exercising. he is
sure in a bad way and is liable to
pass away some time. When a bird
is an exercise fan and is In the pink
OF condition. he is liable to pop OF
any time
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
Live by the Proverbs

should with
~ skirts
= hodups follows the will
along something follows,
A is bush
venture,
feathers birds
.
goose g the gander.
9 another poison
Health ID better than
Health without wealth a sickness
springs breast.
Hope deferred maksth the heart sick
Fine words butter
Honey catches niss than
deceiu.
Apparel oft proolaims the
Out Of sight,
Absence makes the heart fonder.
fool his money parted.
You can't teach old tricks
Never
There 1 . proveb In subway
In other words proverbs
ospyrisht 1884, BY star Co srsa, Britain
The Washington times., 1922-04-30

ri SEE by the papers," says
WI Elias Q. Higginbotham,
= "that one bird who has been
a great athletic guy all his life has
gone and bumped OF at thirtysix.
an there is apparently nothing the
matter with him. l always am led
to think that a guy who does this
physical torture stun and exercises
like a horse, lives forever"
That's the trouble with you.-
says Quincy Todd. you think too
much. 1t Is a bad thing to think
in this country now. II you do, you
are liable to 90 nuts, and, besides,
It won't belong before they will be
putting you In Jail for thinking.
It's about the only thing you can
do without breaking some law. but
they'll make 1t illegal yet.
This exercise thing is great
stun. At least, It IL great press
stun. II . guy wants people to
think we'll Of him now he has his
picture in the paper in his B. v. D.s
holding . polo pony up in one hand
and . steam road roller in the other.
II the photographers catch you IN
street clothes> instead Of golf toys
you are IN disgrace.
when ! am . young sap We got
an the exercise We needed tryin'
to make living out Of thirty acres
of rock land that you have to plow
with INT and shoot the seeds into
with . machine-gun. After We get
through with our work for tho day
'ws 30 through the motions Of jump
ing into bed and out again. Then
we start all over. Nowadays / 60
In for light exercise to keep At"
Like dealing OF the bottom"
says Elias @. Higginbotham.
The main difference between
exercise and work." says Quincy. "is
the price. Work comes to you free,
without any club dues and oonse-
quently It has not got 30 very many
friends and is not particularly styl-
fish. Exercise is something you
have to pay for and hence It Is
valued very high. indeed.
"a tired business man will 20 to
an athletic club and he will sit in
a rowing machine for two hours,
dragging his arms out OF their
sockets. but II his wife asks him to
row her across the lagoon in . Cen
.tral Park row-boat he gets insulted
and says: What s'matter, you 60
ing blooey7 What do you thing
am. anyhow!
"a guy will chase a foolish golf
ball for eighteen holes three times
a day and call It a pleasure, but II
his wife asks him to walk a block
down to The corner grocery for . !
D.
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
Choose Your News

LDFASHIONED Jsrssy mothsr shes going spank ky
The latter 10 A.ppsr who has besn . little wild,
~ II that time honorsd back
The country will resound the whsek.
The scientist. tall day. Of ehivalry past
The roushs outnumbsr gentlemen and they gaining fast
But In q lift day at that
We remove his hat
The "Tsrror Of Siberia" locked up In New York.
II only took n ordinary cop o do the work.
You lose prestige when you
Terror" ought to stay at home.
Some artists have hired e.equs raise fuss this year.
The ushsrs give infer.
Lots Of the handesps that
The Newport and Southampton sets are n . merry
To find which Of these sh.
The vast majority will smile
And beat II down to Consy Isls.
Tho melancholy Ruth Il made 10 sit up In the stand.
In anything the Ysnksss Dc he dossnt have . hand.
Wen bet the first ons that Babe swats
Will . Of city lots .'
The Prince of Wales 10 wed they
Again well read ten columns of day
And who will be the bride fair7
Oh hs'L aad ea. sem. w.n .el.xA.r.
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
City Life Snapshots
The Movie Heroine

-HE auto hsadsa toward her,
Going at tremendous speed.
Il The taxiesb behind her
Was upon her heels, We read.
A motorcycle nssrsd her,
By q careless rider sped,
And an sirship just above her
Was descending on her head.
What did she def She acted
just ss ! would do, or you.
Grabbed OF q msnhols cover,
Just dropped her body through.
Blu. wa, she safsr you ask me.
WrS she ever seen assinr
No; tie ri.fure says she landed
just before . subway train.
The Washington times., 1922-04-30
The Flapper's Handbook

AO AQPHOA = A4oA1uOOOh
= ELTsTARTER; Guy who buys without a hint
y ratwheelsr One who walks % an Egg Harbor
Egg Harbor free dance
Pstins Party: Party devoted husstng.
Cuddlecootis: Guy who adept petins parties
snusssPup Guy who adept psttns only
re present
Applssauvs: Bunk
Necksr One parks his neck whts dancn
Fire Alarm: A divorced
staic Useless conversation
AppleKnocker hick lad country.
BsTimer: Young who take girl Chdss got sw
With It.
Biscuit: An impressionabls nappsr.
Butt Ne: Give cigarette.
Smoke Eater: Flapper who cigarettes
Zoozsr Flapper who never spend q nickel
Sweets: Anybody she hates
Lemon Squeszer: subway
DiveDucat: subway ticket
BoobTfckler Girl who has to entertain country cousin
NoodleJuice: Tea
Hand.cun: Engagement ring
Weasel: One o teal a fellow.
Stranger: ushtwad.
Snake Charmsr: bootlegger.
Stepping Out: Reaching napper class
Strike Breaker Girl who fellow
,oolness
Fin.lsHopp.r: On. paid
Father Time: Any man over thirty year. of aga
Sap dumbbel.
Dumbben: sap.
OIL Can: An unsophisticated person.
Police Dog: One to whom napper is engaged.
Airsdals: A homely man.
cornshredder: Young who napper's feet
CrepsHanger: A reformsr.
Clothesns: napper who can't keep a secret
Weeping Willow Same . s crepehanger.
Ritz: up
Urban Set: A gown.
Porcupins: A eater
MestBal: Dumb but happy.
Kuck: Same meatball
Kppy: Neat o
Goof: rappsrs steady.
F1uky: Funny. odd. different
Frogs Eyebrows: Nice. nne.
Grubbsr: One who borrows cigarettes.
ForyNinsr: Man prospecting for . rich wfa
Obituary Notice: dunninE letter
Cake Basket: A limousine
Dmbox: taxicab
Honorary Pallbearer: chaperona
HalfCut: Happily intoxicated.
Barneymugging: Lovemaking
Dogs: Feet
Dog Kennels: Shoes.
Brush Ape:
Cats Pajamas: Soft
Dapper: nappers father
Dtnchsr A halfsmoked cigarette
Eysopsner marriage ceremony Wedding
Darb: Easy with . bankroll
MadMoney Carfare homo II she has . with escort
wurp: A blanket socially
Flop: Going to bed.
Dngledansler One who persists in telephoninE
Courtplassr: Guy who sticks around.
Toddler Fappers faster sister.
whskbroom: Man who whiskers
They Her parents
Co.
Rock Of Ages: An old maid.
Wangdoods: Jazz orchestra music.
B. v. D.: Guy who Is always
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FORK city which viii not employ girl
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leading theatrical managers have
closed their stage doors against mem.
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one give real. goodness rca'
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trosscs crowning that part Of the anato'
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sheltered. yet one " forced Ia Conline
his admiration To the crown.
\ writer has recently declared In
some very convincing statements that
We are fast approaching the limit Of
civilization Numlists and rciormers
say that the home has become hope.
lossly broken. aud only very dramatic
measures can l:Ing u back to normal
itv. Perhaps II Is Just womans wise
intuition serving her Ia this instance
nd sensing the approaching repetition
to The FAN OF Babylon" she intends
to plav her hand while IA" cards are
stacked IN her favor.