The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-06
The Last JdDboree

er and You can have your tholce OF
coming 10 camp again and LISTENING
TO the rawlings Of q bum editor o.
Kicking me ana uE out. Have you
ever noticed the one sensible thine
about this paper the editors name
has nevcr been mentioned. and YOU
know WHY.
We'll wo might os well get down
10 fooiishncss. and spout,
Mac THOMPSON. "sny. JucIIo,
what ls n eoyser that thing that Mr..
Foster was taking about
Jack Mason. why don't you
know Ifc was the one that started
tho World war"
Mr. Malone II n bugler,
He buRlcs very we'll
ilut whom ne buRlos rcvclllo.
We wis. ne was In bed.
T.Gc Wnie Howard Meyer dust
before bedtme): Mama. tell me a
story"
Mrs. Meyer: WYATT I'M your father
comes home and youl hear one"
Tho odltor wants 10 know:
Where Shelby MARI got those
shoes.
II the buFlc nnd drum corp does
IFS best now, what does the worst
sound like.
what Mr.. Crluer said to those
pretty girls over at Moses farm 10
get those peaches,
n the usual thing has happened to
Craft, and not being Mt homo when
Fortune called, the lattcr has ever
since sent his daughter, Miss For
tune.
Conductor. 90 Mr.. Criner): "Wm
you please get up and give this lady
n scat p"
Mr.. criner; THAT isn't a lady
that's my wife"
Little sally Jane ate cake.
Little Sally Janc nto Jelly,
Little Sally Jane went home,
with q pain in her
Now don't get excited, nor don't get
mlslcd.
For all Miss sally had was pain In
her head.
"Ah,' said tho visitor, ~ hoar the
camp boasts OF a buglo and drum
corps"
No" said tho tenderhoof, 1--WE
never hoast about H."
Mr.. Meyer was talking about an
adventure he had had In n rain
storm and this is what he said
The rain was coming down In tor
rents. and the bolts OF lightning
was hitting all around me and was
afraid that any minute n strcnS OF
lightning would peirce the treN I
was under and would cause II TO fall
and crush mo TO death"-----.
Then out OF the crowd rookey
scout from Claremore said; "Oh,
why didn't you get under another
tree"
Mr.. Woodson giving talking merit
badges, said; Now we Talk about
Tho lower class of animals, begin
ning with Norman Drake"
Mr.. Malone: Whose sock is thIs?"
Fred Smell Il and see"
Mr.. Malone: "Oh. its mine
phew!"
We understand that after n spe-
cial shoe-wearing campaign tomor-
row afternoon, wo will he put on
honrd special show case whero we
viii be transported to Tulsa.
Lost: 18th chapter Hezekiah;
finder please return to Mr. Fisher.
We'll. Sam, how did you find
your father"
"with the help Of tho sheriff and
two bloodhounds, sir"
Farmer; would you like to buy a
tug Of cider?"
Lee lowering, "wcll-er-ir II Is om-
bilious and willing TO WORK"
Smltty: II | cut beefsteak I'm
two, and cut tho halves in two. and
then cut the quarters In two. what
do ! have?
Vsrley; Elghths,
s. And then again?
v Slxteenths
S. And again7
V Thirty-seconds.
$, And again?
V. Hamburger.
Mr.. Meyer and Mr. Craft had been
out 70 Eucheo creek. and were TAX
Ing home some medicine TO he used
Tor medical purposes, but II looked
good so each OF tho mon had an
ample helping Everything went
along fine untIl Mr. Meyer said:
On now beauUtul the moon looks
tonight"
"Oh. You thlc) thats-that's not
The moon. that's the sun" said Mr..
Craft So saving. there wos a great
row hut soon they came 10 a man
who was heing supported by lamp-
post. So they flew 10 him with a
suddent question:
what IS that thing. the moon or
the sum say n Is the moon and
he saws that II Is tho sun; which
is lt7"
Wen, (hIc), (hlc) 7 don't know.
thicl I am q perfect stranger here.
boys" said tho man.
Mr., Meyers GO waitress in Tulsa):
DO YOU have froglegs? ."
waitress; mo, sir u's rheumatism
that makes me walk that way"
NJ Never "Do You have shrlmps
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