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u
81 Hutu voia sd umble la ace.
ea-si scoala Gu mine, fiindca sc
gambia sa sada langa mine 81 sa
ma intrebe totdeauna, cand nu
intelege ceva. Oar ell Odata Gu
capul mar fl 1ndraznit sd gra.
iasca.
'Asa-i, zise dascalul, man.
gaindu-se ell speranta, Cd intr'un
an Hutu tot mare sa inyete un.
gureste, ba ca are sd ute in urma
81 ceeace va fl invatat.
Cand era sd intram la d-nul
professor, deteram de noua greu.
tate. Hutu nu voia de loc sd in
ire. In zadar ii spuneam, ca tire.
bue sd fie 81 el, ba mai ales ell, de
fata zicea sa intram moi 81 sd
vorbim eli profesorul, Cd el mer-
ge alpoi Ia scoala. Oar, Ia urma
urmelor, Hutu era baiat intelept
el Isl calca pc inina 81 intra
Gu moi.
Prcfesorul Wondracek era un
ON vessel 81, cand fntraram, Sc
vedea cal pare bine, fiindcs r1dea
din toaA inima. Dascalul C1aita
u Hntu raInasera langa usa, lar
en inaintai cu Budulea vii spnsei
d-lni Wondracek, ca iaca asta :
Bndulea, cimpoesul de Ia moi,
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care are un baiat, pc Hutu Gel de
langa usa, care pan 'acum a um-
blat la scoala Ia dascdlul Claita
81 acum voeste ~ fie primit.
''Da, d-nule raHpunse d-nul
Claita, facand uh pas inainte.
La moi umblat u s'a pdrtat
bine. 81
Isl site tot, adauga Budulea,
Ma rog, jupine invatator, Sd
spui ce site Hutu, Mihan Budulea
il chiama, funded mi-e copil, lara
mie imi zic: Lepadat; ii sunt
tata. Spune, te rOg, ca Sd site 81
domnul ce-a invatat Hutp.
Dascalul Claita era foarte in.
vatat, dar nu era dAprins . vorbi
Gu dascalii papi1tSsesti 81 nici
nu-i placea sa stea fata Cd 81, Il
venia deci cam ereu 81 se talma-
ceased Gu d-nul Wondracek IN
ON, care nici nj ytia romaneste,
ci vorbia de.ti vsiiaia 4 fngi man
eand pamant. Acilhl era insa vor-
ba de invatatura ce-i d4du-se iui
Hntn; el f6cu dsr un A doilea
pas inainte u srai a,ezat
'En cred, Cd palfall professor
y va intrebA Vii I ~ examet
Pentru-ca y ved zypassre: eu
nu stiu ~ ~ Y ~
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NUVEL
De !. sLAvICI.*)

Tot, afara de ungureste
Asta-i limba calvineasca 81 papi-
staseasca, 81 indata GEO inveti, te
zapacesti. LII spun eu: am vazut
pc altii. Pentruca sa yezi d-ta
moi Romanii trebue sd stim ro-
maneste, ii daca invatam ungu-
reste, ne facem unguri 81 nu mai
.suntem Romani cum Sc cade. Asia
sta char in gazette. Si pentru
aceea, daca dascalul site ungu-
rcste, ii invata 81 pc copii 81 le
strica nintile.
''Eu cred, raspunse Budulea
scotandu-si nerabdator fluerul
din senpar, Cd fnvatatura Z
limba 81 Gu cat mai multe liurfbi
site omul, Gu atat mai invdtat
este. Ute, Ia huerul meu supt
sase borte, 81 cant mai bine pc el
decat pc unul, care nu ar aver de
cat 3 singura borta asa ! 81 omul,
cate liuabi gtie, de atatea-ori 4 om.'
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IN VT A R E

Socictatea Romano de Ajutor
81 CuItura 'Negru Voda" din
Mckees Rocks, Pa. are Onoare a
invita- pc toti fratii Romani 81
romance din loc 81 jur de lua
parte la Marea Petrecere Gu dams
care Sc va aranja in seara zilei
de 30 1ulie 1922 in hala Societatii
242 Helen Str.
lnceputul va fl la orele 6 p. m.
81 va dura pana la II noaptea
cand he vom desparti ducand 0
amintire.
Pretul de intrare: Domnii 75c
Damelc 35 cent?.
Cea mai renumita muzica Lira
din Salem, Ohio compusa din IL
persoane va distra onor public
Gu cele mai frumoase arii de dams
Barul va fl asortat Gu cele ma
gustOase beuturi racOritoare.
Suprasolvirile sa primesc CT
mare multamita din partea ono
ratilor oaspeti carl vor bine vo
a suprasolvi pentru fondul So
cietatii.
In speranta ca vom Fl cercetat
de toti fratii Romani din loo S
jur, pana la revedere am rama
salutandu-va.
Comitetul aranjator.
Oil g. 73 & 75).
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aceasta Gale aducem sincerile noa-
sire multumiri characterization 81
surorilor romano care au avut
buna volnta de a partlclpa la
frumoasa Petrecere Gu dams ce a
avut loc in Ziua de - Iulie 1922
la care am avut un rezultat
foarte multumitor atat din punct
de vedere moral cat 81 material
Gu aceasta ocazie au bine volt a
contribui GU smprasolviri urmA-
tori marinimosi donatori.
Costantin Stanila $3.50; Cos
tantin Codrea Gu sofia $500; 10.
siv Medves Gu sofia $500; loan
Dutu $500; Petru Iancu $3.50;
Petru Riscuta $3.50; Aron Cean
S1.O0; Simion Badau cu feciOrul
$1.25; loan Roman $500; Stefan
Boian GU sofia $500; Iosiv Olariu
$500; Sofron Moldovan Gu sofia
5000: Nicolae Codrea $1.O0; A.
dam Costariu $1.O0; Vasile Cam
pean $1.00; Miron Feru 75c; Za-
harie Comuniciu din Sigi $1.OO;
| Stefan Medrea, din Sigisoara
$1.00: Petru Medrea G.. o. r.
Jorgvil $1.00; George Furdea Gu
sofia $500; George Roman $1.0O;
Lazar Clej GU sofia 800; George
March, $l.OO; loan Dragos $1.OO;
Milton Evuta $1.0O; Lazar Vlad
$1.0O; loan Hociota Gu, sofia
$500; HE Nistor $1.OO: Nicolae
lancu $1.0O: Nicolaie Oniea $1.OO
loan Riscuta $1.O0; Zaharie Zariu
$1.OO; Acsenti Neagu $1.OO: Dio
Mise Sanislav $1.O0; Costantir
Vintan $1.OO;
Multumim fratelui Nicolar
Oniea membru al Soc. noastre
|pentru florile donate de d-nealu
care au adus suma de $3.50.
| nitrate in total suma de $126.4t
Este =. 75.4.
Nenltul crrat ......... 1903:
i Care suma s'au adougat la fon
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STIRI
PATRIE.

Fri s'a depus la Banca Natio.
nala un n0u stoc de aur 81 argint
provenit din minele statului.
Ministerul finantelor delegat
pc dl Cardas chimist sd faca ana.
liza acestui stoc pentru preciza
cantitatile depuse.
1ntre guvernul roman 81 eel
bulgar $ a incheiat conventie de
Gale ferata pentru reluarea trait
cului de calatori 81 marfuri prin
punctul Botievo-Oboriste Zilelc
acestea conventia, urmeaza a ii
ratificata de ambele state intere-
safe.
La Budapesta s'a incarcat trei
vagoane de Obiecte de arta origi-
mare din Transilvania carl au fost
gasite in diferitele muzee din
Budapesta. Aceste vagoane a fost
expediate in Romania. Ele contin
IS de cOlete, in valoare totala de
peste 20 milioane coroane.
Zilele acesteaI Vor ,pleca in strai-
natate cate un,delegat al Camerei
de comert 81 Banca Nationals,
care impreuna Gu d. Baicoianu
vor trata Gu grupul de creditori
straini modalitatile de plata in
valuta straina diferitelor cum
paraturi facute dupa razboi de
comerciantii 81 industriasii ro-
mani.
/ In wanna Timisoara s'a desco.
pert 0 contrabanda de 6S kgr.
moneda de- argint romaneasca
care urma sd fie trecuta peste
grsnita.
Satenii din com. Harsesti jud
Arges sunt in plina agitatie dir
cauza yinderii unei mosii expro
priabile la doua persoane strain,
din localitate.
ID. G. Marasescu, unul dintrt
fruntasii tachisti declarat c;
Ipartidul conservator democrat v;
ramanea 81 mai departe unit. Alt
membrii insa al acestui partie
sunt pentru fuziunea Gu celelalt,
lpartide.
Partidul va tinea la toamna III
congress in care sc vor mOdific,
statutele 81 Sc va da partidulu
numele de partidul centrului
Noul program va, ii democrats.
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Hntu 1ncepu Sd citeaSca Gu gias
tare, respicat 81 aratand deslusit
fiecare coma, fiecare punct.
II vad par'ca 81 acnma pc Bu-
dulea. Ell stete intel incrcmenit,
apoi Sc apropia inject de d-nul
Wondracek, il atinse de manecs
si-i sopti uinit:
''Stie, d-nule, char sd vog.
bcasca.
Acum d-nul Wondracek nu,yi
mai stapani risul. Dar tot III ~.
dar fsi dete vi el silinta sal faek
pc Budulea So inteleaga, cd Hnt5l
nu site decat Sd citeasca unru-
reste, caci in loc de al lamuri, 81
facea din &c in ce mai incurcat.
81 Sc vede, Cd d-lni Wondracek Il
piacea fnculcala lui, find Cd nul
] mai sl8bia. Mai pusc cateva intre.
bari lui Hutu, ca 81 yafla cc It'll
din celelalte, apoi lar Sc leea al
Bndulea Gel batran, carc-i placea
mutt &c osrece era acurt, grQsi
sclliop de piciorul stang, refund
Y fata u zambia cand yorbeai'
Gu el. Y. !. Is L.
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'emn lui Hutu sd Sc apropie.

SelnH lul i1u1u Sa Sc 0prQple.
De cand auzise cuvantul exa
men, Hutu uitase 81 surtuc, s
pantaloni 81 statea incordat Ia
locul sau, lara acum inainta GU
pasi hotariti 81 bagand bine de
seama, ca nu cnmva sd o pata Gu
dascalul Claita, apoi Sc opri toe
mai Ia marginea covorului, stand
drept ca nn par inaintea dlui
Wondracek 81 atintindu-si ochii
ia brNele lui.
D-nul Wondracek priv catva
timp la el 81 >par'ca era suparat
fiindca nu-i mai venia 81 rfda.
''Stii ungurestei.
Nj stu.
Site, domnnle! zise Blu.
dulea nerabdator.
In zadar spunea daScalul Clai-
;ta, "a ma invatat decat . citi; in
asdar spuneam char eu, Cd MI
|intelege mimic, cacj Budulea Il
ruga pc d-nul Wondracek sal dea
q carte ungureasca 81 va vedea,
|eS stie.
Nu stie % vprbeascs, d-nule,
dar intelege din carte.
N ProfescruI Wdndracek lar Sc
fSeu vessel, y dete lui Hutu Q ear
~ cum rostst - envintele.
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Directia generala a despagubi-
rilor din ministerul finantelor lu-
creazA acum la intocmirea tab
blourilor de repartizarea cotei de
datorie cuvenita Romaniei din
mostenirea fostului imperiu hab-
sburgic.
Comisia financiara tinut as.
taxi sedinta in care s'a ocupat Gu
nouile impozite printre altele Gu
impunerea locurilor virane. Gu
alta ocazie comisia va lua in dis
cutie scumpetea 81 va lna' masurl
pentru dnlaturarea Ell in specia
in ce priveste comertul 81 i'll
dustria.
Directiunea vamilor a dat ur
ordin circular oficiilor vamale 81
confiste brosurile 81 revistele i'm
primate la Viena 81 Budapesta, il
care sunt scrise in limba romano
81 sarba, articole tendentioase CT
privire la familia regala romano
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aici, 81 domnul professor, care site,
nu are decat sal intrebe pe el, ca
Sd vada, daca site destul, prea
multi orr prea putin.
Ell sari speriat la parte. Nu-
mai acum bagase de seama,, ca
sta pc covorul ce era intins pc
jos. Oar dascSlul Claita, intrand
cdata in foe, nusi perdea lesne
sarita.
'Pentru-ca sd vedeti d.voastre,
~ ur1na el. La moi Sc inyata
tot ceeace trcbue Sd site un ON,
pentrn ca sd poata trai cum Sc
traieste Ia sat: aici sc cere altceva.
Fara indoiala mai putin, dar alt.
|ceya, &c poate Cd moi ma slim,
flindca nu avem nevoie sd stim, 81
nu este bine, ca omul 81 invete
lucruri &c nu-i sunt de nici un
folos, de oarece perde vremea, III
care trsbue Sd invete lucruri TO-
lesitoare. Asa se objcinueste Ia
moi, Il Romanii ortodocsi, fiindca
eu sunt ortodox 81 baiatul de sses
|menea.
D'nul Wondracek priyia il tot
|timpa cand u unul caad II ~
tul dintre moi u pdres doarts ves /.
~ sle oafece ii atapt tuia rasul.
1i xele lIftn izrn,k III Il ffcrt
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BUDULEA TAICHu.
Nuvolx

Eu cram fericit. Acum atarnau
toate de mine, fiindca eu cunos
team pc profesorul de a treia
clasa primara 81 puteam sal due
la dansul 81 sal recomand 81 sal
spun, ca Hutu din sat de la moi
.si ca un baiat prea cum Sc ca'de.
ia sa ne mai gandim nitel, -
graf dascalul Claita muncit de
gasduri grele. M Sc poate,
ca Hutu sd umble la scoala nm
gureasca. Invata ungureste, 81 un
dascal mn trdbue sa site ungu-
lcyte.
! Un dascal trebue sa site tot,
raapunse Budulea.
81. sv1gy(
I kee1s ssla1 = posss -
@ y ] itu5a ''caEteA 16n1
!! q 1. y11,A
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dul Societatii noastre.
Deci inca odata multumim in
general tutur0r binevoitorilor 81
sprijinitorilor nostrii care ne-au
dat mana de ajutoriu la buna
reusita acestei frumoase petreceri
81 ii rugam ca 81 pc viitor sd binc-
voiasca a ne da binevoitoriul
D-nealor sprijin ca sd poata ina.
inta 81 inflori Socieatatea noastra
In numele Societatii ''Mihai
Viteazurs.
loan Hociota, presedinte.
Costantin Stanila, secretar |.
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CANTEC DE LEAaAN
Lui Icusor: copilasul meu iubit.

Lui Icusor: copilayul meu iubit
A fost odata hn copilas,
Cuminte, mic 81 dragalas,
lar mama tare la iubit
81 wise mandre la urzit:
S ajunga mare, inimos
81 indraznet ca fat-frumos..
Haide mani! Puiul mamei!...
CobOara seara pc p6mant,
Sa ieau la piept odoru-mi slant =
81 sa ma nit in ochii lui,
Sa-mi stang vapaia dorului,
Ca mare-i ziua. de rabdat
Cand al un prnnc le-alaptat...
Haide mani! Puiul mamei!...
Oar mare-i bunul Dumnezcu
Si-i creste 81 tn mare,
ST fi-vei veSnic dorul meu,
Ca tare-lni eytj drag, tare,
81 nu-i iubire a,e pdmant
c 'a-niea de alxatOare.
Haidc mani! Puiul mamci!...
Cand soarele va asfinti -
La sanul mamei vel dormi,
81 mama mi tea legana
81 cantec dulce ito canta!..
Haide mani! Puiul mamei!...
S'a terminal ziua eli de foe,
Copilul meu far de noroc!
81 val ma doare plansul tau
81 crud ma mustra gandul rau,
Ca atata n lume am 81 Ell
Oar care plange.. plange.. mereu
! Haide mani! Puiul mamei!. L..
], Vasile Dem. Bradul.
teolOg. scriitor.
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APARE IN FIECARE II.

Pretul pentru publicatii ca: "Caut,"
"De vinzare," "Anunt de casatorie,"
ETC., costa pentru fiecare cuvint Dol
CENT? de o publicatie. Sub so de cent?
nu Sc publica mimic.
Pentru Dari de seama, InvitAri de
botez, cununii sau dansuri, cent? IL
mia. sau $500, / co1oana de ziar.
PubIicatiile sd fie insotite de suma
necesara. Credit nu are decit societA-
tile din Uniunea S. r. A.
Manuscriptele san fotografii nu se
lnapOiaza.
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DACA vREl

Sd M fntinzi MANA Il coltpl
stradelor in cas c&nd ai rxmas
fara 0 mani san IN picior in.
scrie-ts intro societats din
Uniunea 8. r. ~
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OtherEditors Than Dur:
CONGRESS AsD THE FARMER.

iSt. Louis Eost-DlSpatch.)
Henry Ford thinks that credit would hurt
rather than help the farmer. and he may be right.
Mr.. Ford further thinks that congress cannot do
much OF anything for the farmer. and there he is
wrong. Congress has the power TO help the farmer.
Whether II has the ability remains to be seen.
The farmers friend will practically control the
next congress. How they going that
troll? one thing has been made clear. They can't
help the farmer by tariff legislation. They tried that
with emergency tariff that failed utterly TO afford
tho relief so confidently promised by spokesman OF
the farmer like Senator Capper. And the farmers
friends in ought to realize by this time that
the Fordrey- McCumber tariff instead of being help
ful to the farmer is deadly. The farmer has passed
sentence On that fraud What then. should the farm
bloc do?
The first thing the farm bloc to do is to ascer-
tain the basis OF the American farmers prosperity.
There is competent difference of opinion that
point: u deIends the ability of Europe 20 buy
surplus farm products
There should be dificulty in determining the
quantity OF American grains and meats which
Europe needs The matter Of financing such pur-
chases IS admittedly difficult. but view fact
that credit must be arranged for the disposal of
surplus farm products II the American farmer is
enjoy prosperity. the challenge to congress 10
ind the way is imperative. 10 must do so or
Tess its inability TO meet most pressing economic
problem.
Congress must muster ur the courage and honesty
to acknowledge its costly postwar laundering, II
must say farewell the vain dream OF normally It
must strike out lines. The United States
cannot keep of Europe. We must go in, pru-
IDENTIFY. OF course. becomes a business people. but
go in must on that decision and the manner it
is carried out the American farmers prosperity
waits
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OPERATIONS FOR CRIME

\ brain operation has been recommended by
New York physicians TO cure a man addicted to
forgery. The patient is eager for the operation.
although T IS dangerous. lie says he would rather
die than be a slave 20 his peculiar temptation.
This a clever short story writer and has
difficulty making living at his profession. Ten
years ago no fell from n horse and suffered 4
cussion OF the brain. lie supposed TO have
without i'll effect but it is since the accident
his passion for forgery has developed and for
the third time ne faces prison term. Surgeons
believe there is pressure the brain which
be relieved
Frequently physical defects and criminal ten
denotes are closely allied. The naughty child Is
often a sick one. Correction becomes constructive
in home or institution when by curing the physical
m 5. makes a good citizen from where a bad one
grew before.
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O. Why is it dangerous to sal,
around Cape Horn:
\. The prevailing westerly winds
m2ke It very difficult for ships to
sul around Cape Horn. There is no
land south Of the Horn and these
westerly winds blow the vessels out
Of their course.
j. Which would weigh more--a
cubic foot Of huck-shot or Il cubic
foot of bird-shot?
~. The Y. s. bureau Of standards
states that except as the weight is
influenced AZ the walls Of the con-
tai0ers, the size of the shot makes
no difference IL the weight Of a Gu
bic foot OF shot made of the same
material AMI m the same way. pro-
.ded the shot III any one contafner
are all Of the same size. and are
packed together in the same way.
AT the surface of the contalner the
packing is somewhat different from
that which the shot assumes at 4
distance from the surface. This
would cause a slight difference de-
pending on the form Of the contain
er, but with the shot in an ordinary
shaped pail or Gag this difference
would he so minute as TO be OF only
theoretical interest.
2 Wha; kind Of woods did the
Indians use for making bows and
arrows?
A. For bows, ycw, ash and hic-
kory; for arrows, oak sprouts or
sumac sprouts.
O. Whae viii prevent windows
from frosting?
- There are a number OF formu.
las. one is 10 dissolve two ounces
OF giycerine in one quart Of C. per
cent alcohol containing. 10 improy e
tire oder. some oil Of amber. When
the mixture clarifies IL is rubbed
over over the inner surface Of the
elass. This it is claimed, not only
prevents the formation Of frost. but
also prevents sweating.
O.. What is the tariff on electric
light bulbs?
\. Twenty per cent ad vaIorein.
-. What is 6 good bleach for the
hards?
A. Some authorities on beauty
recommend bathing them in a bowl
Of warm milk every night. There Is
70 bleach better than half a lem, p
rubbed on the backs and palms OF
the hands before retiring.
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H4RD TINES

II we can md it, there's some way 20 stabilize
industrial conditions and make times reasonably
prosperous continuously instead OF having hard
times and prosperity follow each other ike the
spokes OF a revolving wheel
When il comes TO money making life either
feast or a famine. There seems TO be no halfway
point. over any extended period OF time.
col Leonard W. Ayres sta.istican. has recently
shown that IN the last co years two out OF every
FIVE years were periods OF serious business depres-
zion.
It's about une we took this up as our basic prob
lem of economics From il. sprout nearly all the
other serious problems.
A favorte chant OF the business experts is that
business runs in cyc,es-uD and down Ike waves.
Prices rise 20 a certain hsh point then toprle ana
slump Ear below normal then up. again down. and
so on generation after generation.
Business failures Industrial activity and all other
branches OF our common system Of earning
living" rise and fall IN similar cycles or waves.
The economists point out :hat all this is following
.atural law OF cycIes-that depression follows
prosperley the same as winter follows summer
The Industrial system. however. which we have
permitted TO enslave as. Is not natural system.
sreakinE in a broad sense. II is a system entirely
'c~eated bv man And therefore it should be en-
t.ret, responsive TO man. absolutely under his con-
troll.
q Certain natural elements creep in. such As crop
sfailures or abnormaIy But these could
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More Truth
0Th8n pOotru
~ JsE23 & -AQNraSsf2 q
IN INSTRUMENTAL BALLAD.

~ N.foisN iNiIs-N NJ BALLAD.
I'm not n sentimentalist:
1 soon can get enough
OF books and dramas which insist
on sympathetic stuff
Ny character may be at fault.
But I wax always wroth
~ maudin poets who exait
The silly little moth.
SUPP ose the wre-che5 bug is doomed
Quite early in the game.
To set his little wings consumed
In some attractive flame.
He'd he as safe as any one
II he had only known
Enough as well he might have done,
To let the flame alone.
Mosquitoes always pass il by
BY veering in their flight.
Nobody ever saw a fly
Go near candle light.
And If the moth. soft-headed ELF.
Accepts some testing dare
To so incinerate himself,
Why. that's his own affair.
And all the moths who thus devote
Themselves 70 this fool game
Would pasture on my overcoat
II they escaped the. flame.
view their fate with UncOncern.
Ii doesn't worry me.
The more Of them the candles burn
The happier III be.
THE NATIONAL HABIT.
All u party has 10 do TO win an
election in the United States is 20
show the people somebody they can
vote against.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
The Tower

One thing that you can still get
for a nickel-the wrong number.
Which reminds Us that our little
Pride and JOY has begun TO complain
a good deal about the telephone
service. II seems that she has been
trying 90 set Santa on the phone
for several weeks and every tim,
she gets the wrong number or the
line is busy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
CURE



Many were shocked because the Greeks executed
the officials who got them into the disastrous war
with the Turks It's done and gone" though. and
opinions cannot bring the corpses back TO life
Having had time think over. IL may have
occurred you that it probably will be some tine
before other Greek officials decide to lead their
ration into another war
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
CHINESE.

(San Diego SUM-
Chinese scholars claim that their ancestors once
few through the air and talked enormous dis
tances (airplanes and radio -.
China says mankind climbs upward 1900 years,
then down 1900 70 barbarsm back up back
down. forever.
quaint theory. especially interesting these days
when Caucasian brains fSar have built civil
.5aton quicksandS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
BALANCING.
lNemnhis PresS-l

To make prosperity last. economists say. the
farmer must get a bigger share Of the nations in
come. otherwise he can't buy much which auto
naticaIly Curbs sales OF city made products.
So it's good news from the government, that the
farmers normal buying rover is being restored
20 him. long way so yet. but the u leading
crops az present prices worth nearly 81. 000
GOO more than The same crops year ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
CHARMER.
Houston PressN

Statue Of a Creton snake charmer. carved in
ivory by unknown artist $500 years ago is
shown a. Boston art museum.
The charmer a long skirt. dragging on
the ground. She had wasp-waist enoased in a
corset BY eniarging her waist she could pass down
main streets without attracting attention look
ing much like the women OF s22. Vanity is almost
old the hills, and asserts itself in century
about the in another.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
OVERHEARD AT BOX THE
nEEICI'

What is the subject Of Mr. LAud-
er's lecture, please
How to safe money. How many
tickets please? 90
Max Adler said the enjoyed Harry
LADDERS talk very much at the Ro-
tary-Kiwanis the other noon about
the League of Nations. but he would
have preferred that Mr.. Lauder had
discussed briefly some Of the ways
he has OF getting around the income
tax.
Some modern apartpents are so
small it must be that the builders
do not want to leave room. for COM
paint.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-09
MOODY.
Coklahoma News.)

John Moody. business EXPERT. feels moody. He
another period Of dehation coming late next
year That is. unless farmers get better prices.
Present national prosperity Moody Il. IS
not we'll balanced The farmers purchasing power
is less than before the war, while city peoples in
come averages higher. Until the two become better
balanced. Moody doesn't how there can be a
smooth and big-scale exchange OF products between
city and farm Sounds sensible. Equilibrium will