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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-29
Adventures in Tourists Paradise

my existence. while she is lost all
tho time.
We took an all-day "old mission
balloon trip" on a Pacific electric
car. They have "A guide and We
saw loads-old missions, Ramona's
home, Hollywood, ostrich farm and
the three beaches. You cant realize
how immense the ocean seemed TO
Is inlanders. SO big and cold and
forbldding! 1t fairly ~frightens a
prairie farmers descendant to stand
on the pier and watch n big wave
come hurrying toward you. and
then with n last mighty effort real
UP and break into a million Of little
ones. We went down on the beach
and tested that water. We had read
always about water. water every
where and not a drop to drink"
and we Just wanted to satisfy our
selves hat 1t wac impossible. Hav-
ing been Used to the Arkansas. 1t
didn't taste bad.
Everywhere we 20 Is a big sight
seeing taking people on free eX-
cursions. We took one-only one.
Started at 10 O'CLOCK "A. m. went TO
Loe Angeles harbor, took a boat trip,
next away off to a tent for n free
lunch. then the lecturer started.
Got back TO the city at 4 y. m. COM
pletely exhausted. Six different
men spent hours trying TO sell us a
lot. a marvellous lot, that would
even make me Independent of my
father in three years. They couldn't
bear to see me miss this glorious
opportunity. Had they but known
that all my wealth was around my
neck In a chamois bag of small di-
mansions l might have had some
peace and pleasure. Nothing free
appeals to us any more.
We have a huge bowl OF flowers
for 80 cents, and we stand in front
OF florists stores until the crowds
push us on. Yiolets with faces as
large a pansies, lovely, ethereal
looking orchids and tiny round but
ton docking flowers in all colors of
bronze and orange. We have seen
one pergola covered with maiden
hair fern and next door there is a
hedge of the sword Kind.
Crossing the street is our greatest
trouble. We gallop every step, but
no one else seems TO hurry at all,
I'm sure I've preserved by life
many times by racing over. Every
one looks as though they were aim
ing for my left hind leg. II you
know OF an easier or safer way to
cross a big city street let me know,
for when warm weather zones l am
sure this constant running will be
very eXhausting.
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speedy cars. which go over tho
roundabout highways and out OF
range Of the dry law agents.
HONOLULU, r. IL Romantic
th.Hs ot "moonshiners" and "rege-
nooers' In the mountains Of Ken
lucky have a modern parallel on the
Island ~ Hawaii parallel lacking
only the scenes Of armed strife and
bloodshed which characterized al
most all efforts TO ]apprehend the
moonshiners.
When the United states went dry
the territory Of Hawai-. an integral
part OF the nation, followed suit per-
force. DRY enforcement officers
were assigned to different parts Of
the territory to look 60 the carrying
out OF the new law. The Officer to
whom Hawaii island was assigned
found himself confronted with n ter
ritory OF over 1000 square miles. in
Guiding W mountains practically
$4,000 feet high and one over eight
thousand feet with great stretches
of wild and uninhablted country on
the mountain slopes above the sugar
lands which border the seashore. In
a territory of this nature tho hunting
down OF Illicit liquor stills becomes
a fine art. Not only must the search
or know the country. which is vol
CaniC, In places deeply crodcd. and
covered In many places with u jun
gle-like growth, but he must have
skill OF the mouutalneer and the pa
tienCc Of "A stalker Of Wild game. To
capture a still under such clrcum.
stances is a feat worthy OF record.
from which the absence Of stray
5000 bullets detracts not a whit.
With a regiment OF enforcement
officers Hawaii would be a big prob
lem, in n dry mi OF speaking,
but to cap the climax and make, Of
prohibition on Hawaii a farce. the
government allows, not a hundred
enforcement officers, or so. or 10.
but onel He may capture and de-
stroy one still now and then, even
frequently. but while he does. a
hundred operate behind his back.
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Women Whisky Peddlers,
Employing Limousines,
Defy Prohibition Laws

WAsHTNGTON.-Women have be-
come bootleg terrors Women are
more daring IN ~lawbreaking, sd far
as the dry laws arc concerned. be-
cause OF the feminine sense OF Sc
s,urity from interference, prohibition
officials say.
bootleg kings, In business since the
dry era began, have engaged In 80
many exploits that their identity Is
fairly we'll known TO the dry law
agents. So these masters In dry law
defiance hire women as n cloak for
their operations.
Women are now employed TO ride
I'm ilmousines and deliver whisky
ordered by consumers. They are
handsomely attired In the latest that
fashion DEGREES. They are usually
use OF women agents among the more
heavily financed bootleggors Is nov
more general.
Commissioner Haynes Of the treas
ury's prohibition unit. said that the
woman angle of enforcement looms
as one Of its most puzzling phases.
IL is hard to deal with. A dry law
Agent, without the absolute proof,
viii shrink from molesting a woman
occupant Of a bootleg car, though he
may suspect much.
orders of dry law agents are to
proceed with extreme care I'm deal
Ing with women. And they are using
gloves before they attempt any tack
ling Of women who have gone in for
a slice of the bootleg profits and who
are extremely wise In knowing how
TO get away with It without de-
lection,
Since the government put the lid
on transportation of liquor by truck
the bootlegs have gone in for the use
OF large and expensive cars, with
plenty Of speed, when they have TO
use 1t and manned by capable wom-
en- chauffeurs.
Prohibition officials claim thu
most Of the Illicit liquor coming
across the Canadian border now is
being transported by ONE in
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By LILIAN LORTON.

Los ANGELES. 4 Calif.-Dear
Folks: The worst comes first. We
were almost put out Of this apart
ment because we camo near burning
It up. Left the oven going the en-
tire day-melted the butter and
chocolate. and actually almost
baked some apples on the table.
Fan fell on the couch paralyzed but
/ laughed. II you could only have
seen those apples!
Don't be surprised to find my let
tiers very definite. l want to get
the hibit of telling details instead Of
hitting the high places ike all my
friends have In describing this sec
ton Of the United States. l really
expected to wade through n densN
tropical forest Immediately after
leaving the Santa Fe, and Instead
we find that trees and vines and
plants grow luxuriantly only when
the garden hose is used. Some
streets are n bare as a new Okla
homa town and some as lovely as
fsiryland.
A mailman in the form OF n taxi
driver look us to the Y. w. c. A.
He seemed to derive a great deal
Of pleasure and pride in missing the
other cars by an inch ana ever the
sight of u policeman did not daunt
him. / never had s1.25 last such a
short time We tried to tell him
that here vas no rush-that we
were here for n few weeks, but
nothing stopped him.
Instead OF writing n serial on
why Girls Leave Home" / could
write a few sentences on why
Girls Go Back" Just start hunting
an apartment. in a strange city with
no help except a map. The gas
crate back in the middle west be-
gins to look pretty good. Real estate
men are here I'm swarms. but their
business Is selling and not renting.
We finally discovered a simple
formula. For apartment hunting
axe a package of f~ootease. a bottle
OF Sloan's liniment, go to an apart
ment center. get In receptive mood
Keep your eyes open, and when a
landlord hangs out a sign-dash In
and take II. We walked many
y@iles before discovering the way to
40 II but l am glad to pass II on for
The landlord gazed straight
through us and said that he ran a
perfectly straight" house. We
held a consultation and decided 10
take It in spite of that fact. We
We're tired looking. one large room,
closet, small hail, large bath and
kitchen for $50. Would you believe
me when / say that we pay for laun-
derlng our linen before we get It
solied? The place is called the
valdez has IL apartments and all
we modern convenienCes except a
palm tree in front. We thought
we'd v able to afford N
The first morning Fan, whose
maiden name Is Biddison, dashed
INTO the kitchen, got breakfast q
oathed them and washed the dishes.
l did dry tbe ugly things. The guam
uty OF utensils in the place simply
appals me, Fan likes 10 cooK
i like TO rat uptown. To get her
way she becomes the chef. It's my
intention never to offer TO do "a
thing In that kitchen and maybe
me viii get TO thinking it's her
uuty' She Ia a great thing on duty
anu adores bosslng, AS long as It
really Doesn't interfere with my
wishes / am willing 10 make her
happy. But I am the sole head of
.ne directions-got things straight
IRON the start for the first time in
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-29
AngOra Goat
Is Elevated

Special 60 The World.
WASHINGTON During % debate
on the tariff q decade ngo Hampton
Moore. then 70 congrcsampu from
Pennsylvlui1, arose In the house one
day ana tectpi "a bit Of original
verse about Tho Garner Goat Of
Texas"
Mporo's verse advertised the Texas
goat Tor a tiWo and then the animal
dropped out Of sight. Now the do
pUrtmcut ~ agriculture has come
forward with u bulletin To- show that
while tho TcNas goat has boon living
q retired NE he. uevorthclcsA. has
been multiplying.
The AngotH goat. disease resist
ant, thriving ON the twigs buds and
leaves Of brush and ON other detri-
mental plants ana supplylug excel
lent meat and useful hair and skins.
is still unknown to most people or
mis- country which is one Of the
largest ralacrs OF AuEor1s 4u the
world hut the department uf Hgri-
culture now gives out detailed in
formation about thcsc useful ami
mails. from u brief history of their
development down Co management
OF goat ranches. the marketing Of
mOhair and the treatment ot dts
eases.
Texas IL the leading goat raising
reg on Of the United states, having
more AnEoras than an other states
combined Conditions OF topugru.
ply. altitude. climate and price NJ
land have all Joined TO help make
the ranches successful Opcu hruuh
range similar to that iu rcN1H
makes the remaining part of IN"
southwest second In Angora ranging
Many fine orchards In the northwest
stand on land that was brushed Oft
by the goats. and there IN much lana
in that region that is adapted Tor per
manent goat ranging. The Ozarks,
In southern Missouri and northern
Arkansas, contain many bands OF
Angoras and viii support moro ON u
permanent brush utilizing basis sup
plemcntcd with winter feeding. out
side the areas where there IN typi-
cal CONT ranges Augoras may be used
for brush clearing by handl ny them
much as sheep are handled.
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LONDON submarines have
como io rtny, whether we like 10 or
mot DO is the emphatic declaration ~
Vice Admiral q. 4 Ballard. former
director Of operations In tho British
admiralty.
ln more dramatically phraacd. 81
less vigorous style, he In taking up
the cudgcls after the fashion or tho
late Admiral Fisher who conducted
"a hnWuut letter writing campaign
ON th" thetls that submarines and
lirpl1ncs had uogatiVcd the capital
ship liis war cry was Scrap the
lut''
ballard does not go so FAR az his
uuo.tiuo chief, hut hc IN n1mmrrinR
rrleutlcgsly into the british public
his belief that the empire must have
submarine.
We must avoid the attitude hat
those vessels prc subject for Con-
tempt hc declared. referring To tina
caso against them presented bv Mr..
Hnhour ut Washington. They urc
formidable engines OF war, requiring
to be treated az such.
Useful Mine Layers.
Although In the war not a single
British ur French battleship vas
sunk 10y German guns more than "A
dozen met their fate either in direct
encounter with submarines or by
mines that submarines alone could
have placed whore they we're.
That la Itself furnishes conclusive
evidence OF the effectiveness OF tho
submarines, even when used In u
perfectly legitimate way. ~ We used
them ourselves. Moreover. this evil
donce does not stand alone. FOR tho
moral effect Of submarines - very
great apart altogether from their
threat to merchant ships.
Had they never existed n II al
most certain that we shoull have
forced n way into the Battle aud
by attacking or menacinJ the Ger
man rear. altered the entire course
OF the war
Movements of Fleet.
Again. II wus the fear of subma-
rincs that affected the whole move
ments OF the grand fleet ana COM.
PEELED us TO drain all other war areas
OF destroyers IN order to protect
battleships, with tho result OF so-
riously weakening our position in
these areas. And yet again, II was
tho German submarines that forced
the withdrawal OF our heavily
armed ships from advantageous
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-29
Formidable Submarine
Has Arrived to Stay,
Says British Admiral

humbardlnR positions outside tho
Dardanellcs. after the Majestic and
the Triumph had been sunk.
Tho claim that 10000, 600 troops
were Rafoly conveyed across tho
Channel proves very little AGAINST
submarines. for these narrow Waters
are especially favorable for dc
fensivc precautions and our procau-
lions were conducted on u specially
extensive scale. u was FAR otherwise
IN tho Mediterranean. whore one
troop ship after another wa sunk.
and where had II not boon for tho
arrival OF the Japanese destroyer
flotilla 10 assist the allies n situation
would have been reached early GO
1917 In which the safety Of all re-
Inducements and supplies for the
eastern theatcrs Ut war would have
been seriously ieopardized
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queen gave her confidence. 81 have
got well through this with Albert. %
Albert liked his fianccc very
much, but was not In love with her
says StratChcv, modern historian,
whose story of this great queen Is
~cngrossing. II was distinctly a fam
lily match.
Through her love for him alone
was Albert ever able TO guide OF
sway his indomitablc wife. There H.
a well known incident often told
OF Queen "Nlc'' which illustrates
phase of her character. Albert,
angry. had locked himself In his
room. Victoria knocked upon the
door. and in answer tu his question
az to the identity of tho visitor said,
'rhe queen of England" Albert re-
peated. who Is there? ~ Finally
she said, your. wife"
Mary's PROSPECTIVE Husbands.
Any union concerning royalty, i'm
portantly placed In the world, must
be a family affair. And many
young men have been looked over
by the English royal family as mat
rimonial material for Mary.
There was the earl Of Dalkcith,
who didn't ARE at all for the inferior
position OF husband to a princess.
Daikeith was resourccful. He met
the news that his attentions would
bo regarded favorably with the an
nounccment of his W engagement.
The crown prince of Serbia and
tho crown prince OF Sweden were
considered. Grand Duke Boris. OF
notorious record, was reported 10
have been chosen at one time. and
II there had not been a war perhaps
Grand Duke Adolph Of Mecklen-
burg-Strelitz. Prince Sigismund Of
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Princess MdryS Great Grandmother
Did Her OWn Proposing to Her Prince

Written for International News se-ytc.
NEW WORKMAN proposes. Il
one be 4 simple maid. But king and
parliament dispose when a lady is 81
royal blood.
Even woman proposes sometimes
when rank SO high that none may
approach makes her boldncss inn
pcrative.
Pretty young Princess Mary OF
England. though she ~ engaged to a
commouer. Niscount Iasccllcs. did
not lean down from her exalted posi-
'toh 10 make advances to the man
she IL to marry. King Georgo. unon
learning Lascelles was Interested in
MS daughter gave permission for the
suit to begin. Finally &, wns the
Duke Of York who whispered TO tho
v%iscount that n proposal would not
be disagreeable TO the princess
ROSY ears.
The young couple f. believed 10
be sincerely In love and Lascclles Is
reported as ardent as any young
swain, though he is 80, IS years his
fiancee's senior.
Victoria Proposed Herself.
10 was different In the case Of
Mary's great-grandmothcr. Queen
Victoria. who. because she was a
queen, had to ask her cousin Albert
20 become her husband.
Albert hailed from Germany. a
country not hlacklisted at that time
as far az exporting suitors was con-
cerucd. Bus finding a mate FOR a
queen was no small task, since the
inferior position OF "A rulers consort
did not make such a relationship al
Turing to most men.
How the royal family and their
ladies In waiting would shudder to-
day II some such words were spoken
at the bctrothal Of Mary and the
viscount as those TO which Victoria
often looked back az part ~ the ro-
nance surrounding her youth!
Victoria said she was quite un-
worthy of Albert In her marriage
plea but her consort-to-bc CALAMITY
replied that she made him very
happy, "das Leben nit dur zu zu
bringen."
Proposal "in Public"
The dear queen" possessed at
least the satisfaction Of having be-
II her sentimental affairs in pri-
vate. But Mary Of today according
TO reports, was asked to marry
while strolling in the woods at sand
bingham with two ladies-in-waiting
not far to the rear.
The match Is OF sentiment on
both sides. Ii was not entirely 20
with Victoria.
This intrepid monarch was power-
mad. As n child, and later as n
young girl, she showed intense ego
tism and desire TO command which
she feared would be taken from her
by marriage. To Lord Melbourne,
prime minister, she said in 1899:
AT present my feeling is quite
against ever marrying"
Albert, her cousin. was travelling
In italy then and was expected 20
come TO England. Victoria was
troubled. She wanted to make It
clear to various people that there
was no attachment between them.
Prince Was COmcly.
But at sight OF the comcly young
German, Victoria forgot former re-
~luctance TO give up complete free
dom. In a few days her whole atti-
tude changed. She received her
cousin alone and told him he must
be aware of why ! wished him to
come here-and that It would make
me too happy If he would consent
to marry me-"
They embraced and after n short
talk he left when Melbourne APP
peared. with difficulty the young
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iInitcsl.

II know n chap" said an artist
telling OF soma OF his youthful OK
pcriences In tho Latin quarter, who
painted the landscapes, and whom
opportunity offered he would make
n little money to keep him going by
decorating the walls OF houses with
rural scenes. highly colorcd In giar-
ing tints, as " nature had turned
color blind. There were always
COWS and always they were repre-
scented as standing up TO their knoes
In water.
why do you always put your
cows In the water2' someone asked.
well confessed tho artist, YOU
500 I have eve learned TO paint
hoofa.'"
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Some tourists who were being
driven through Yosemite valley
asked the driver Il he knew how old
the big trees were.
sure | know he answered.
How old are they, then2'
Three thousand and six, goin on
three thousand and seven
How do you know tho number 10
exactly p"
well. there was n smart young
woman out hero from Boston, and
she said they was three thousand
wears old. and as that was II little
over six years ago they must be GO
in on three thousand and seven
o "-Hnrper's Magazine.
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Prussia or Prince George OF Greece
might now be pressing their various
suits in this direction.
In England the match between
Mary and Lascellcs will be looked
upon with the greatest favor. The
viscount has n large fortune TO be-
stow on the princcss-onc inherited
from "A great uncle, n notorious abb
scntcc Irish landlord.
Out OF this Lascelles will settle
t|1,250,O0O on his royal bride and he
may dcfray half the cost OF the we'd
ding ceremonies. This affair Will
feature. "a wedding gown worth
$50. 600, flowers to cost 10000
twice what King George and Queen
Mary's cost, $500 for the archbishop
and $500 apiece for several other
clerEymcn present, other appurte-
nances expensive In proportion.
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Tommy came to his mother inc
other day. crying and complaining
that his big sister had been teasing
him. Mamma" he said between
aobs. Il wish you would spank Eliza
beth"
Now, Tommy" his mother re-
piled, you wouldn't want to see your
little sister whipped. would yCu2'
mo. ma'am' But you can take
her upstairs and do it where ! can't
see YOU"
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Wanted TO he Sure.

During the trial OF a case in a
Boston court it became necessar y
TO call to the witness stand a wom-
ans maid.
"Where were you at GAS on the
evening in question ?" was the first
query put to her by the examining
counsel.
dressing the hair OF madame
was the response.
Now" said the attorney. very
solemnly, with uplifted finger.
think very carefully before you
answer, Was or was not your
mistress in the room at that time? ?"
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Sustaining Its Reputation.

"The rapidly increasing divorce
rate observed the wit. Indicates
that America IL indeed becoming
the land of the free"
yes replied his friend. but the
uninterrupted marriage rate proves
that II liz Htill the home OF the
brave
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Forced

As tho sweet young thing entered
the street car. q rough man got up.
" No. mol You mustn't get up. ]
insist" she said.
Sorry I can't oblige you, miss"
rejoined\ the workman, but this
seats got "a tack In IT,"
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Photograph records have been
made In Chicago of grand operas
during their performance instead Of
requiring all the singers to aim their
voices into a horn loading to the
recording mechanism.
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by using an airplano an engineer
expects to get more Information
about a proposed railroad route In
Australia in five weeks than survey
ors sticking to the earth could get
In a Won
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ElOqucnCc.

After addressing a fervld appeal
to the little ivory cubes the town
negro prepared to roll for a seven.
Boy" said the country negro,
who had listened TO the harrangun
in open mouthed establishment, "ef
you kin talk to a oman like you
does to dem dice you amt never
gwine TO be widout "a happy home!'
Birmingham Age-HPrnld. '