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The Washington times., 1922-11-16
Our Rude
Reporter
BY Arthur Neale.

Every day he interrogates our
innocent citizens)
THE QUESTION.
Will the deflection Of the Gulf
Stream haze any influence upon
a.,.,,,,,,t, ths msst presidential election in
WHERE ASKED.
In the Longacre Aatomat.
THE ANSWERS.
-GBERT HAMM. Astor. AS.
tor Steps-What's that?
IL Say. listen! I played over
In Hoboken last week. Boy!
You oughter heard my act go!
Every time I oened my mouth a
WOW! ! had the place in a panic.
or course. / wrote all the stuff
myself. Shubert has got his eye
on me an'-what's thatf Golf
Stream? China? Search me.
p. Stock. Bootlegger. Somewhere
In Times square: Here's my price
list. But call up this number on
my card here. The other address
is phoney. But the stuff's all
right. Best imported stuff made
in New York. Can let you have
anything up to 500 cases. How'd
you like to take a half.pint along
with you now? Only a buck and
a half. Hey? What Is 1t? The
Golf Scream? You got me. Al!
AL Redd, Socialist, No Abode:
So you're a reporter. are you! A
paid hack! A mercenary! Any
how. listen. Any chance Of a Job
on your paper? Oh-your ques-
ton? Well. I can't give you any
snap answer. I'll study the matter
at leisure and let your editor have
ten or twelve thousand words on
It.
Bill Wrongfeller. Poet, Bryant
Park: Tell your readers that I
get my inspiration from Lady
Nicotine and Lord Caffeine. My
studio has a very original scheme
of decoration. The walls are
papered with rejection slips and
cigar coupons. Very bizarre. no?
The public doesn't understand me
or, rather, the editors don't.
So really the public has no op-
portunity of misunderstanding
me. Editors! I abhor the class!
Also mention that I'm poor be-
cause despise money. I'm 90
much above it that I find I left
the house without carefare today.
Wonder could you accommodate
with 25 cents? Thanks. But, un-
derstand. please. that loathe
money. The filthy stuff! AS for
your question, well. how much a
word is my reply going to be
worth?
william s. Bacon, playwright,
Eighth Avenue: I got wonder
full plot for this new. play I'm
writing. No-I won't tell you.
You're a newspaperman, and I
understand every guy in your
line is writing drama don't
mind letting you in on one thii
though-nothing like my pie
has ever been STAGED before! AS
for the question you ask me-w Il,
I refuse to answer. II I tell yo,
you'll only be putting my idea %
your play. But here's a presnnt
for you-my autographed phoio.
YoiI can print that
The Washington times., 1922-11-16
CIGARETTES

TUo young toomen students
have loft Wellesley rather than
give up cioarettss.-Neps Item.
BY Jane Mclean.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
BOB HENDERSON RETURNS
 FROM PROSPECTING

Bob Henderson is in town from Keno Hill, where he spent the best part of the summer, prospecting on claims in which he is interested. He did considerable work on the Carl- bou, running a ditch over one hund- red feet long to drain the water of an open-cut twelve feet deep. Bob started the ditch at the moss level and ran into the hill, and he says 1t was over twelve feet in depth when he finished with 1t and as wide as a house. He found a new lead and got out between 500 and 600 pounds of silver ore. On the Sheep claim, ad- joining the Caribou, he also did con siderable Open-cut work. Later he worked on the Moose and Vera claims in Silver Basin; and on the Groundhog he blasted three feet deep into an iron capping which measures thirty feet in width.
 Bob says that Jonn Fawcett did lot of work on the Kng, Ajax. Olive, Peach and Prospect claims, and that the Onek Company ran several hundred feet of trenching on the Lizzie and Lottie claims during the summer. Bob Is just as optim- isic as ever about his mines.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
JUDGE CLIFFORD
 RELEASES LANE

Seattle, Sept 21,-Judge Clifford of the Pierce County sitting in the King County Supreme court today dismissed the grand Jury indictment against former cashier Lane of the defunct Scandinavian-American bank or motion of the defence. Judge Griffith had denied the states mo- ton for dismissal of the same case Judge Clifford ruled that the acqult- tai of Chilberg, the president of the bank on the ground of having un- lawfully borrowed money from the defunct bank was a bar to the trial of Lane on the charge of allowing Chilberg to borrow the money.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

The Broadway is showing an all star cast headed by Herbert Rawlin- son in "Passer By" Among others in the cast include: Chas. T. Black ton, as Peter Waverton, Jr.; Leila Valentine, as The Goyerness; Tom Lewis, as Mighty" the Cabby. W. J. Ferguson, as Pine" the Butler, and Dick Lee as Mir Man. Herbert Rawlinson plays Peter Wayerton. News Review.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
Knew That Refnre

Don't you know that the pOpula- rion of London Is more dense than that of New York7" remarked the EnglIshman.
 "Of course I dO," replied the Ameri- can. q have often tried to make Londoner see the point of a New York joke"
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

Popular Fiction at Popular Prices
 A large list Of tho very latest hits on the Edison An-bercola cylinder have heen received by Kellers ano may be heard at any time.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
Reason for Faith.

Mrs. Maggs-I believe In profteers." !"
 Mrs Naggs-Oh, no Susan, you lon't really.
 "Oh, yes, I do Last night Charlie wouldn't write me out check for a new hat. so l lald my head on his shoulder and wept until the poor man sat down and wrote that check. Oh, do believe in prOft-tears"
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
TURKS IN FIGHTING MOOD
Continued from Page 1.

 London, Sept. 2O-The Near East crisis, which appeared to be ap preaching a war status, has swung iu the direction of sanity. There is mauifesuy better feeling between London. Paris and MustGpha Renal Pasha has promised to respect the neutral zone and the freedom of the Dardeuelles.
 Constautinople, Sept. 21.-Britain is standing alone at the Straits of the DardeneIles, the allied troops of France and Italy having been withdrawn today from the neutral zones of Ismid and the DardeneUes. These troops have been withdrawn on the orders issued by their respec. tive governments. The lines are now held exclusively by the British troops under General Harrington. but the troops are supported by the combined Atlantic and Mediterraue- and fleet: a rather informidabIe az. gregatiou when it comes to the am ouut of lead these boats can hurl on the land forces of the enemy. liar rtngton as general officer in chief. of the command of the Allied forces has issued a cOmmuniQue is which he declares that the responsibility for the consequences of a violation of the ueautral zone will rest upon the authors of such violations.
 Rome. Sept 21.-Italy has in- formed Rumania today that she will not permit Bulgaria 10 take any ac- ton in the BalkiDs, which would disturb the status quo. She express. ed herself as being willing 10 have recourse to military measure to maintain the present status of the Bulkan situation.
 Berlin, Sept. 2O.-Russia is the. most aggressive of the powers now and she appears to be anxious to sti, up something h connection with the Near East imbrc lilo. The declaration tat "Constantin ole is the capita. of Turkey and m st remain so, and that Russia will support witE force the demand of the Turkish govern meuts that Constantinoplo be return ed to the Turks and again be under Turkish sovereignty" by George | Tchitcherin the Russian Foreign Minister now in Berlin, was received with calmness in the light of recent developments.
 The Turkish Nationalist assembly 1 at Angora by an overwhelming ma jority has extended the dictate, ip | of Mustapha Kemal Pasha and has authorized him to continue thc war until all the conditions prescribed m | the National Facts have been accom- plished.
 An agreement has been req ed | between Britain and France ., he Near East problem. This seems req sonably assured after the two h7vr ! between Premier Pofn- caira and Edward CrrzDD p-irf-L Foreign secretary at the French For. eign office this afternoon.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
HEARST AIDS
 LOSE IN PRIMARY

Albany, N Y, Sept. 21.-The de- signees, who sought the nomination of delegates to the Democratic state convention with the announced un- derstanding that they were favorable to the candidacy of William Ran dolph Hearst were generally defeat ed in the New York state primary election yesterday.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

See Herbert Rawlinson in "Passer By" supported by an all star cast at the Broadway Theatre, Friday and Saturday.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
RIIss for the Motorlst.

"In heaven the streets will be paved with gold"
 "I don't care anything about the paving material" replied Mir. Chug- gins. If only they won't consider 1t necessary 10 put up a lot of "One- way" signs.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21
e O STOP! LOOK!

George says:- Eyebrows Q
 are for keeping the perspira- " ton on the forehead away e
 from the eyes" Wonder what Q purpose the new fad serves. Q Q
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

To Cure Q Cold in One Day
 Take Groves LAXATIVE BROMO QUNINE tablets. The genuine bears the signature of 3. ". Grove. soc.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

Under Conversational Cover. Old Satan fEvors discomfort,
 Our lofty planB to balb; He often starts an argument And works while others talk.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-09-21

"What an unusually large mouth he has,"
 "Nes, It reaches from ear to ear, and his ears appear to have been set back, In order to make room for It,T
The mirror., 1922-04-20
CELL CHANGES

Corrected April IL, 1922
The mirror., 1922-04-20
SPRING is HERE

Beneath the SHOWS bleak shroud
The earth from sleep awakes.
And stirring, to the surface crowds
Each leaf and spray that makes
Our very hearts thrill with gladness;
AT sight of earth so long asleep
Beneath its veil of sadness,
Awake and stir, and upward creep,
While from each trees branch and bough
Floats song that's filled with cheer
From birds that thrill, Come now!"
Spring is here!"
Each babbling brook just seems to know
That Winters gone and Spring has
come
And great oaks stir and grow
Above the banks where vines run.
"A message sweet to all that hear
A lark from tallest tree
Pours from swelling throat ballad dear,
"A chant of love bursts free.
Oh! with what JOY the earth abounds!
And casts aside each blighting tear
When 1t learns by such sweet sounds
That Spring is here!
Then surely, mortal heart should thrill
With wholesome joy, unconfned
When from each rock and ril
The very trees and brooks combined
Four out their psalm of sweet alloy.
To cheer each sadd'ned heart
With tales so filled with joy
For Spring casts sadness far apart
From each bit of nature that now awakes
From Winters slumber to time so
dear
One refrain the whole earth makes,
Spring is here"
E. d.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
FATHERS AND MOTHERS
BIRTHDAYS

The month of May looms up once more,
AS the cycle of time swings around;
The sands in the glass are running low,
For a years coming in with bound
A man and the mate he has chosen for life,
Were born in the month of May.
TO Father and Mother, dear to some
son,
Is coming happy birthday.
A Father and Mother of elderly years,
The star of their youth has set;
They've passed life,s milestones one by one,
With never sigh or regret.
They will enter this year as those of the
past,
Looking forward for many t6 come;
And hoping, waiting and watching,
For the home coming of their son.
y. X. d.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
SAVINGS CERTIFICATES

Reports received by Lew Wallace, Jr.,
Director of Savings, Treasury Depart
ment, show that Treasury Savings Certif-
Gates to the amount of $13,377,424 were
sold during the month of March. This is
the largest sale of any month since the
certificates were offered, and Director
Wallace attributes the increased demand
to the fact that the people are beginning
to realize that the certificates are highly
attractive investment.
While these certificates were designed
particularly for the small investor many
investors are buying the limit allowed,
$4,000 for the year.
The certificates bear interest at the rate
of 41ae6 compounded semi annually and
mature five years from date of issue. Be-
ing issued in denominations of SIS, $500
and $1,000 maturity value, costing $50,
$50 and $500, the Treasury has provided
a security to fit any pocketbook.
Inmates desiring to purchase Treasury
Savings Certificates, may do so by notify
ing their officer.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
INMATES ATTENTION!

Hereafter inmates are not permit
ted to receive wearing apparel of any
description from friends or relatives.
Inmates buying socks, underwear,
nightshirts, handkerchiefs, etc. should
send them to the Laundry and have
their number marked on them be-
fore using. Write your name, regis
ter number and cell number on a
slip of paper, attach to articles and
give to cell hall Captain.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
ADORABLE ONES BIRTHDAY
MUM AND DAD"

My thoughts are forever turning
Throughout the beautiful days of May,
And my heart with love is burning
For my dear ones old and gray.
Old, only in worldly meaning
For the light in your eyes seems to say,
Though silver threads among the gold are
cleaning
We are still the sweethearts of Yesterday.
And your beauty, time cannot efface
For love never will grow old,
hough the sun, moon and the stars erase
And the sands of the desert grow cold.
Yes, you are still the same, "God bless you,"
No ore knows this better than
Who have known the great love that pos
sess you,.
The love that will not die.
So offer my heart as a gift to you,
My devotion, my very life's breath,
My love now rekindled and burning anew,
That life cannot quench, nor DEATH
All that mind can conceive, or heart
imagine
Are my wishes, yea! and more,
To you this day dear hearts of mine,
Beloved, Mum and Dad" whom
adore.
Il. NJ.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
WONDERS OF THE GYROSCOPE
Continued from page II

Continued from page u
men pushing against the upper part can
not make it lie down. Any such attack
develops an instantaneous and powerful
reaction.
This is because of, a peculiar law-o the
gyroscope, that force applied at any one
point is transmitted 90 degrees around the
circle, so that when applied above the
center it has the effect of pushing against
itself. If, howver, even small force be
applied at the proper point below the CEN
ter it is carried around 90 degrees, where
it comedies with the force of gravity, and
the equilibrium is then easily destroyed.
This is called the wrestling gyroscope"
and may be made the source of much
amusement, and even CONSERVATION.
Another interesting form of the, gyro-
scope can be made of chain. The ends
of the chains are joined together and fitted
on wheel which can be rotated rapidly.
When the swift rotary motion is trans
mitted to the chain it may be slipped off
the wheel and made to do some of the
most freakish stunts" When it strikes
the floor it will stand up like hoop and
skip across the floor at high speed.
If it be caught in large metal pan,
held so as to prevent its running out, it
will spin around in a stationary position.
If the pan be set rotating on its own cen
ter the motion will not be communicated
to the chain loop, which will continue to
spin as before, due to its inertia or per-
sistence of plane.
If step-ladder, inclined at an angle
of about 80 degrees, be placed SO that the
rolling chain-hoop strikes its first step it
will then jump to the second, and on to
the top, from which it will jump off. If
small obstacle be placed before the re-
volving chain-loop, the latter, upon strik-
ing it, will jump in the air, and upon
striking the floor again will bounce like
an elastic body.
Another peculiar action of the gyroscope
may be demonstrated as follows: Suspend
on the end of the revolving axis a weight.
This weight, instead of lowering that end
of the axis will, on the contrary, be itself
raised higher by the gyroscope. The ex-
planation is that the apparatus balances
itself on its center of gravity, so that when
the weight is attached to one end of its
axis it leans in the opposite direction. The
effect looks like defiance of the laws of
gravity.
No one who is interested in scientific
matters should be without gyroscope
top, which can be had from any toy store
or mail order house. 1t is one of the most
interesting toys ever invented, and then
think what a satisfaction it is to possess
little apparatus like this with which you
can prove that the earth rotates on its
axis! Any of the ancient philosophers
would almost have given his life for that
simple little toy, which can now be had so
cheaply. And on the same principle other
apparatus which is still more startling in
its possibilities can be constructed, as told
in this article.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
RESIDENT OFFICIALS
MfRRORETTES

Mass was celebrated in the chapel ,
Sunday morning by Father Barry.
The auditorium and dining room
doors have been embelished with a fresh
coat of varnish.
Reports reach us of the steady i'm
provement of DR.. Newman, who is still at
St. Lukes hospital, St. Paul.
"A very impressive Easter Communion
service was held in the school room Sun
day by Chaplain C. E. Benson.
The baseball season opened April 18th
in the big leagues. The standing of the
clubs will be found in another. column.
1t is with regret that we report the
illness of Capt T. w. Alexander, at the
home of his daughter in Minneapolis.
-"No man ever sank under the burden
of today. 1t is when tomorrow's burden
is added to today's that the weight be-
comes more than man can bear"
"A letter has been received addressed
to Charlie Vroblasky, St. Cloud. The let
ter is at the Deputy Warden's office and
may be had if inmate makes himself
known.
If some of our poets will compose and
THE MIRROR will publish some little birth
day poems for my wife Bessies birthday,
which comes on Wednesday, May 10th, it
will be greatly appreciated.-C. A..
For time Saturday morning it looked
as if we were going to get out in the yard,
but the sun disappeared and with it our
hopes. Perhaps by next Saturday the
weather will have warmed up sufficiently
so that we may have yard privileges.
Corridor privileges were enjoyed by
our inmates on Good Friday. Following
corridor privileges we were entertained
in the auditorium with a screen presenta-
ton of "The Sin of Martha Queed," six
reel drama, with an all-star cast and
Harold Lloyd, in 81, Do" two-reel
comedy, that was replete with coihiCdi si'
uations. Both of the offerings were Pathe
releases.
Tom Wise, in "Father Tom," was the
offering at our last movie show and was
enthusiastically received. Tom Wise is
not only one of the most prominent OF
actors on the American stage but ne is
also very successful playwright. One of
his plays, ''The Gentleman from Missis-
sippi." was one of the best plays produced
in recent years. He is acclaimed as the
greatest Shylock that ever played that part
in the Merchant of Venice"
The mirror., 1922-04-20
TWO SHORT HORIZONTAL LINES

OF little Jack, aged eleven,
Teacher, without frivolity,
Asked a pertinent question,
The sign of equality"
Master Jack, bit puzzled,
Scratched his head little time,
Answered somewhat obviously,
1.-TWO short horses on line"
II. Z. X.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
KoMIc KLIps

Having just finished his sermon on
Gossip and Slander," minister an
nounced the hymn, 81 Love to Tell the
Story"
O'Rourke-The man phwat has no wolfe
is nawthin'.
McToole-So is the man phwat has
wan, b'gob!
The mirror., 1922-04-20
INMATES ATTENTION!

Inmates are hereby cautioned not
to use the margins of THE MIRROR
for addresses of friends or other
written matter. If you wish THE
MIRROR sent to your friends, you
are required to send in their ad-
dresses to the Deputy Warden's
Office through your officer. In this.
way it will be attended to.
F. T. PIcULELL,
Deputy Warden.
The mirror., 1922-04-20

Following is the musical program:
March-The Rainbow Maurice
Overture-Poet and Peasant---Von Subbf
Reverie-Rustic Twilight ----------Rolfr
, A Turkish Dream-Pasha's Pipe----Hohn
Waltz-Summer Evening ----WaidfcntM
Popular Number-Virginia Blues, Meinken
Intermezzo--Pollyanna -Friedland
Selection-Scandals of 1921 ----Gsrshnrn
Song Hit-Wabash Blues MPinkFn
Finale-Laddie Boy ----------------Ray
r. ]. REIcHKITzER, Musical Director
The mirror., 1922-04-20
MOTION PICTURE SHOW

The motion pictures at our regular
weekly entertainment, April 10Th, were:
Pathe News, one reel, Current Events"
Tom Wise in Father Tom," fve-reel
drama. Films released by Pathe.
The mirror., 1922-04-20
CHAPEL SERVICES

March-Silent City Orchestra
Hymn Gave My Life for Thee
-------------- Congregation
Selective Reading Chaplain
Reverie-The Chimes Orchestra
Prayer Chaplain
Gospel Reading ---------------Cha Chaplain
Sermon -------------------- Chaplain
Hymn-Christ is Risen --Congregation
March-Young Veterans -----Orchestra
r.. ]. REIcHKITZER,
Musical Director.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-12-01

church, a most pleasing program was
given. One of the special numbers
was a spectacular drill in which eight
pretty girls were dressed to represent
Red Gross nurses as a reminder of
the Red Cross Roll Call which is being
conducted. The drill was given under
the direction of Miss Ethel Haines and
those taking part were Elizabeth Hall,
Clara Jordan, Beatrice Wurst, leila
Jordan, Gladys Nudge, Inez Chase,
Florence Olson and Nellie Gath. Other
numbers on the program were read
ings by Mrs. John Bruce, Glenn Olson
and Billie Jordan and a voice duet by
Edith Chase and Marie Crowl.
/. The girls who appeared in the drill
were taken by Mrs. George Berry to
the Ellis Studio on Saturday, where a
photograph was taken Of them to be
sent by Mrs. Berry to the Red Cross
headquarters.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-12-01
Mrs. S. c. Small
EntertainS

In compliment to the members Of
the North Side Saturday Bridge club,
Mrs. S. C. Small entertained on Sat-
urday afternoon at her home on Fifth
avenue south. Auction bridge was
played at four tables during the af-
ternoon, Mrs. Small having as her
invited guests Mrs. Cecil Harrison,
Mrs. I. H. Markle, Mrs. NJ. A. Walker,
Mrs. George Alsop, Mrs. E. N. Hill
and Mrs. l. B. Tourtlotte. Mrs. Leo
Coleman won high honors during the
game and received the score prize.
At the close of the afternoon Mrs.
Small, assisted by Mrs. Tourtlotte,
served her guests with a delicious two
course luncheon. The next meeting of
the club will occur on Dec. 16, at the
home of Mrs. S. L. Rugg.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-12-01
College Club Elects
New Superintendent

One of the important matters ap-
pearing for consideration at the reg
ular meeting of the College club which
occurred in the Methodist church par
Tors Friday evening, was the election
of a new superintendent, C. ]. Lewis,
to succeed Mrs. C. w. Kampfer, who
has been the superintendent of the
club. Mr.. Lewis is of a preparatory
school in Chicago, and has had special
training for the work.
A feature of the study period was a
guessing contest in which each men,
Der impersonated a Bible character
and a guess was made as to the iden-
tity of the character. Mrs. William
Puppy and Mrs. C. w. Kampfer con-
Quoted this period.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-12-01
Mrs. Lynch Entertains South
Side Bridge Club

Mrs. Charles L. Lynch entertained
at her home on Fourth avenue north
on Friday, honoring the members Of
the South Side Saturday brindge CLUB.
Three tables of bridge were the af-
ternoon's diversion, Mrs. J. E. Arnot,
Mrs. Sam Grossman and Mrs. 4. J.
Hooking playing as invited guests.
The high score honor prize was pre-
scented at the close of the game to Mrs.
}. E. Arnot. A dainty two course
luncheon served by Mrs. Lynch was
a feature of the social hour enjoyed at
the close of the afternoon.