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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13

self control. which at the moment
seemed most irritating.
Night-workers, no matter how
easily they appear to carry their
duties. never seem to get the same
amount or quality OF rest and re-
freshment day-workers enjoy They
are particularly liable to nervous
breakdowns.
Easily acquired fatigue and a con-
slant tired feeling are early symp-
toms of nervous exhaustion. Then
when you are all tired out and seem
20 need an unusual amount OF rest,
sleep just won't come. Insomnia
inability to sleeps another sign Of
neurasthenia.
Another prominent symptom is
fear. Fear Of death. fear Of being
indoors. fear Of crowds-any form of
fear is characteristic Of this ailment.
There are all sorts OF abnormal
sensations. one Of these may be a
feeling as If there were a weight on
top Of the head It may be a sensa-
tiOn OF a tight band around the head,
or a pain in the back Of the head or
between the shoulders.
There may be perVersions OF smell
or taste. as If there were a bad odor
in the air or a bitter substance in the
mouth.
In short. neurasthenia causes all
sorts Of disagreeable disturbances.
The best way to deal with this
trouble IS to live such life that you
never have IT.
When once IL comes. there must
be a return TO normal and sensible
ways Of living. With improved phys
ical health the mental and nervous
symptoms Will disappear.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
The TOwQrg(BabQl {
e)GY Bill hnstron6 {

The metropolitan papers have
been fairly wallowinr In the racy
details OF South Bends latest front
page story and have referred ~ the
/ principal in the cases under many
different titles but we hand IL 70
one or the Detroit papers for the
prize winner, which is, The Small
! Town Sheik"
We often hear OF and see the Of
ference between life in the small
town and In the large one. In the
former. everybody knows everybody
else. you can walk most anywhere
/ you want 10 60 If you are not able 10
kick the flivver into starting. YOU
know everybody's else's business
and life is just one continuous
round OF pleasure. Where If you
live in the large city, you glare at
| your neighbors. spend 90 percent Of
your time getting somewhere and
grow 70 hate everybody including
the traffic cops.
In other words. the chief differ
ence between the small town and
the big town is that the small town
| is nice and wide Everybody has
plenty Of room. And as proof Of
this assertion we have just come
/ across an item in a New York pa
per. informing us that a Jeweler at
: Times square has been compelled
10 close his small shop because he
has gotten too fat. To us. this is
pathetic incident. Just think If
Doc Hill or Doc Smith, when they
were young. had moved TO New
York or some large city and had
gotten nice little business started
and were just beginning 10 get
ready 70 clean up, when corpulency
and bankruptcy NIT them stimuli
taneously BY George, ii would be
mighty tough!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
THE PEOPLE.

THE PEOPLE.
Who are the people, mentioned 50
much2
Who are the nultitudes? Who
are the throngs?
Whose are the lives that our actions
must touch2
Whose are the lips that are singing
our sOngs2
The Peoplei The People! Our orators
cry.
The people demand and the pee
pie expect.
This we must do for them all-you
and l.
Holding ourselves to be persons
elect
What dc we mean when we utter
the phrase?
What do we think as the crowd
surges on?
Rich man and poor man. the flag
that we raise
Nolds US and holds US together as
one.
These are the people, the best Of or
land.
The honest. the brave, and the
tender and true.
Thinkers and tollers and men who
command.
Mothers. and fathers. your neigh
bors and you.
some handle money and some handle
tools.
some 81; ~ desks in the marble
walled banks
5Ie 0-.lss TIE rivers and son
teach .- schoo-s.
20. &C. -.-.c1 day Oy day .E
~. -a-Ea
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
GIRLS! LEMONS
BLEACH SKIN WHITE

Squeeze the Juice OF two lemons
into a bottle containing three ounces
Of Orchard White. which any drug
store Will supply for a few cents
shake well. and you have a quarter
pint OF harmless and delightful lemon
bleach. Massage this sweetly frag-
rant lotion into the face. neck. arms
and hands each day. then shortly
note the beauty and whiteness o.
your skin.
Famous stage beauties use this
lemon lotion 20 beach and bring
re- scf; clear. r0sy-white complex
also as a freckle. sunburn. and
..l olea- - because l. doesn't ir-itste
Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
dust EOlRs By. ddf 7zsssz

Who are the people we hear OF so
much2
Are valleys less ours than the tall
mountain crag?
ocean TO ocean our border lines
touch.
All are The People. who honor the
flag
Copyright. 1920
The longest dance OF modern
times IS the waltz OF two couple at
Allessandria. Piedmont. Italy. which
lasted Il hours until the judges
stopped them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
One Years Delineator, Spec
ial for S1.20

The Butterick Publishing Company has sent
Miss Emma Marquardt to this store to accept
yearly subscriptions to the Delineator at the
special price of $l20. The regular price, if
bought by the copy would be So. 40. This spec
ial offer is for limited period only so if you
desire to take advantage of this offer. phone
or give your subscription now to the pattern de-
partment
George Barr McCutcheon's latest story
Oliver October" begins in the October issue
of the Delineator
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
INTRODUCING
HEZA DUAIBBEIL.

Will everybody please hurry up
and meet Heza Dumbbell before he
! falls asleep. Heza is just another
member of the Dumbbell family
who recently moved in on our un-
suspecting city.
This young son of Ma Shurza and
Pa Whooza Dumbben is so dumb
he doesn't realize he is. Only to-
day he asked The Tower manage
ment If Sen. Capper only worked
in a bottle factory. or really own
ed one.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
R CORSETS

No matter what the needs
of your figure are. you will
find the proper type in the
r & G Corset. They are
made of Cotton Brocade.
Batiste. Coutil and Batiate
with elastic inserts, and some
have elactic tops. Come in
all sizes in low and medium
bust and to ht slender, med
;um or stout figures. SIPS
to $500. Come in and our
expert corsetiere will see
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13

I Heza is absolutely sold on the
\ idea that Burbank discovered the
Ford plant. And ne is now talking
about going 20 see Mitchell Palmer
20 have his fortune told.
You could sell Heza a gondola and
a dozen records. He thinks the
former is a talking machine. And
that's Just what Pa Whooza Dumb
( bell thinks Ma Shurza Dumbbell Is.
Heza had hardly landed In town
I until he subjected his friends to
Unusual embarrassment. The young
man went into the store of DR.. H.
Lemontree and tried TO purchase
some fruit. After being thrown out
OF there. Heza visited the Economy
departments across the street to in
quire for Dan Freisem. as he want
/ ed so pounds OF ice sent up to his
house. You can imagine the al
most unbelievable extent OF Heza's
|dumbness when he went into the
oliver hotel and tried 20 purchase
pillow.
one Of the proudest things Heza
/ is Of. is the dumbness Of his fair
Young sister. Ina Dumbbell
Wen Introduce her to you to-
morrow.
John scharnberg, former man
ager OF the Orpheum. writes from
Madison, Wis, 10 inquire If anyone
has high dived off the rear end
of Billy Weaver's delivery truck
lately. No John. we haven't had
any luck like that since We took
out a News-Times accident insur-
ance policy.
BIZ. Senior. comes 70 US with
complaint that our circulation de-
partment has given away so many
little red wagons 10 the boys Of the
town. that he can hardly get down
street anymore without getting run
over by IS or 90 Of them. One en-
ergetic little wagon pusher tried TO
run under the old gent yesterday
and II the truth were known, he
got a little sore about 1t.
one Of his co-workers tells us Of
the following experience IN4ASy AA-i'
kle. the Ford magnate, had down
east on his vacation
A Cadillac pulled into a filling
station Just in front of Riley. How
Ear is it to New York;" inquired
the Cadillac driver.
lone hundred and forty miles
was the reply.
Twenty gallons Of gas and
gallon Of Oil"
A Buick was next in line. How
far is ii to New York;"
zone hundred and forty miles.
Gimme ten gallons of gas and
half gallon Of OIL"
Mr.. Hinkle was next. He gent
lv coaxed his tea kettle up TO the
cas- pump. How far is 1t to New
york;" the Ford magnate inquired.
lone hundred and forty miles.
us that all? Gimme two qaurts
Of water and a bottle Of 3 in
and hold rhis son-of-a-gun until
get in"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13

EVENING EDITION
United Press-lnteTnatonal News Service
Phones Main sI0O-2Ioi-2io2. Branch ExchanKe)
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-13
The Butterick
Ouartly for
Autumn, 1922

Contains bUU illustrations,
more than 40 of which are
ia color, showing the newest
gowns and wraps. and chill
dren's clothes. Copies are
nowon sale at the Butterick
Pattern Counter for Csc or
only l5c if bought with a
pattern.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
A WOMAN MAYOR.

Periodically some woman opens
the eyes of the men around her, Oft
times to their discomfort. A 23-
year-old girl was recently elected
mayor of an Ohio city Of some 1000
population. The underworld con-
sidered it a joke and prepared for u
carnival of crime. But the young
mayoress appointed hersilf chief,
magistrate, and the whole works
Being a graduate physician, she
even became health commissioner
Then she went quietly to work,
and the criminal element soon found
itself pinched, and jailed, and fined
without mercy. They tried threats
and bribes and every other method
known to criminality, but without
result, except to make more re-
lentless their prosecution. 1t was
too much Of bad thing and the
law breakers silently faded away
Now the little city has no under
worlds as clean as whistle.
and the little lady mayoress has
a national reputation and thous-
ands of offers of marriage.-East
Prairie Eagle.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
HAYTI HIGH
SCHOOL NEWS

1T pays around here to be on time
and to do the right thing"
Mr.. and Mrs. Hooker were called
to North Missouri unexpectedly by
the serious illness of Mr.. Hooker's
mother They left Sunday night
and it is not known when they will
return.
The Manual Training Glass is pre-
pairing many attractive and practi-
cal articles to go on display April the
first. This exhibition will be held
at j. L. Doris store.
On Friday night of March the sew
enteenth, the Juniors gave st. Pat
rick's Frolic in honor of the Seniors
at the home of Sadie Mitchell. With
the planning of the splendid aid of
Mrs Mitchell, lovely time was as
sured. The frolic started off by
grand march, into a beautifully de-
corated hall, after which everyone
danced. The girls wore a green
band around their head and the boys
wore small green flag. Everyone
danced the last dance and it was
made very brilliant affair by throw
ing confetti. After this very
clever way was arranged for secur
ing partners by the serving of small
green Irish pigs with corresponding
number for each boy and girl. En-
joyment of the dancing was only sur
passed by the st. Patrick's luncheon
which was served at eleven thirty.
Mrs. Andrew B. Doris will start
to school Monday to finish the term
and graduate with her class. With
the back work she has kept up while
away she can easily finish the work
and, her old school mates are very
glad to welcome her back home and
to school again.
The Hayti High School Dramatic
Club will present Nothing but the
Truth" a three-act comedy on Fri.
day evening, April 7th. Nothing
but the Truth" is royalty play and
has been successfully played on the
professional stage for three years, and
is now offered for amateur produc-
ton. Nothing but the Truth" il
i,built on the simple idea of it's herr
speaking nothing but the absolute
truth for stated period. 1t is o
novel idea and so well has it beer
worked out that an audience is kept
in throes of laughter at the seeming
ly impossible task to untangle snarls
into which our hero has involved ali
those he comes in contact with. Il
is clean, bright farce and was built
for laughing purposes only. The pro,
ceeds of this play will be used to pay
the expenses of the commencement
speakers.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
RIVER COMMISSION TO
MEET ON STEAMER

p. The regular spring session of the
Mississippi River Commission will
be held on board the steamer Mis-
sissippi at St. Louis at 10 a. m. on
Monday, April 10, it has been an
nounced by Capt. Edward N. CHS
holm, Jr., secretary.
The commission will make an in
spection trip from,st. Louis to New
Orleans and will give public hear
ings at st. Louis and at points
along the route on matters connect
ed with the improvement of the Mis-
sissippi river.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

The above picture cannot possibly
do Justice to the knight Fountain
lust installed and ready for use at
the Wells Drug Company, nor can
words add much more in that re-
spect 1t must be seen to be ap-
preciated. The knight stands at
the top. They don't make 'em any
better. Instead of marble, much OF
it is constructed of white vitriified
glass, and all the containers are
white enameled and silver mounted
and so arranged that it is absolute
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE.

The old New Madrid earthquake
is growing restless. 1t gave us an
other bump Thursday morning at
about 10:45. Last week it gave us
three bumps, as was reported in our
last issue. The quake of Thursday
was as heavy as any of the others
but of short duration. This thine
the shake appeared to have extend
ed southwark instead of northward
being reported felt in Memphis
while last week the three shocks
extended to st. Louis, but were not
felt in Memphis. . Whichever wIy
it extended, its starting is in this
territory.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
NOTICE OF ANNUAL
SCHOOL MEETING

Notice is hereby given to the quail
fled voters of School District No. 16,
Hayti, Pemiscot county, Missouri,
that the Annual School Meeting of
said school district will be held at
the Grammar School Building in the
Library Room in said school district
ON Tuesday, the 4th day of April,
1922, beginning at o'clock a. m.'
and closing at o'clock p. m. to vote
on the following propositions.
To vote on tax levy of 100 cents
on the one hundred dollars assessed
valuation for school purposes.
To elect two directors for term
of three years each.
To elect one director for a term OF
two years to fill vacancy.
To vote on the length of school
term.
The following named qualified vol-
ers have been appointed to hold said
election:
Judges-Lamar Thompson, G. S,
Reynolds, James A. Johnson; Clerks
Mrs. Bonnie Buckley and Miss
Hattie Gather.
Done by order of the Board this
10th day of March, 1922.
JOHN r. BUCKLEY,
President
p. S. RAVENSTEIN,
1921 Clerk.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

ly sanitary and free from contact
with foreign substances. Its in
ventor Intended to accomplish three
things-absolute cleanliness, con-
venience and beauty, all of which
have been brought to the highest
degree of perfection. The installa-
ton of this beautiful and costly me-
chanical wonder is not only a credit
to the Wells Drug Company, but
lalso to the, town, which places at the
disposal of the community thirst
quenching" machine the people will
learn to appreciate in that proper
ton that they learn to participate.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
ROOMS FOR RENT

We'll located residence. Have
four unfurnished nice rooms to
rent. Call No. 81 or this office for
information. 1S-21-pd
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Mrs. w. A. Joplin, near town
town, paid this office an appreciat
ed call Wednesday afternoon.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

e. e. Colbert is branching out II
business lines, having recently es
tablished at Pascola, Cash Grocery
No. 2. His store, No. in Hayti
has proven success.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Judge Everton Speer of Bragga-
docio was in town Saturday seeing
after business matters.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

See the Dramatic Club play at
the High School Auditorium, Friday
April the 9TH.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Big line of the famous Sher
win-Williams paints and varnishes
Attractive prices. Reinhard- Nc
Mullen Lumber Co., phone So.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Campbell Citizen: Mrs. Chas.
Yates and baby of Hayti are visit
ing Mrs. Yates parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. Courier.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

The play, "Over the Hills" at
the Doris Theatre Tuesday and
Wednesday nights was decidedly the
best that has ever been brought to
Hayti. Tuesday night there was
only standing room, and Wednes-
day night full house was also on
hand, notwithstanding the rain.
Manager Stewart is to be commend
ed for his efforts in bringing high
class shows to his theatre and his
audiences appreciate 1t very much.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
Democratic Ticket


We announce the following as can
didates subject to the Democratic pri-
mary held Tuesday, August 1, 1922:
For Judge of Probate Court
w. e. (Ed) GOTCHER
For Constable, Hayti twp
S. p. (Sid) OATES
For Recorder of Deeds
HARVEY e. AVERILL
JOHN w. GREEN
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Say it with aotion!" Come to
the Dramatic Club play April the 9TH
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Turn that extra piece of not
needed furniture into cash. Some
body may want 1t. A Herald al
will do It.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
Republican Ticket

We announce the following as
candidates, subject to the will of
the Republican voters in the pri-
mary election August l.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Tomato plants; earliest known
for sale by Peter Streiff, Sr. He al
ways has ripe tomatoes from two t.
three weeks earlier than anyone else
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
City Ticket

The following are announced a
candidates for office, at the Cit.
Election to be held on Tuesday
April 4, 1929:
w. H. (Bill) FINCH
j. S. STURM
For Alderman, Ward No. 9
I. KOHN
CHAS. j. MORGAN
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Herman Reynolds of Holland
came up Tuesday afternoon to visit
friends. remaining over for the
show, "Over the Hills" that night,
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Good hay-for sale cheap, a
Wood Tayor farm. Hayti, Mo.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Good hay-for sale cheap, 8
Wood Taylor farm. Hayti, Mo.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31
UNITED FARMERS MEET
IN HAYTI NEXT WEEK

The County Council of the
United Farmers of America will
meet in Hayti Friday and Saturday
of next week. The business men OF
Hayti are invited to attend the 1900
p. m. session on Friday. The pur-
pose will be to discuss the cotton
warehouse and custom gin PROPOSE
ton. There is quite lengthy pro-
gram and a large number of farm
ers from different parts of the coun-
ty are expected to be in attendance.
Judge Criddle of the south end
of the county paid this Office an ap-
preciated call Thursday afternoon.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

Subscribe for The Herald.
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

For County Court Clerk
w. b. O'CONNOR
The Missouri herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1922-1990, 1922-03-31

1921
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
n Yednesday October Is 1922

beginning at / 0oclock y. NJ. and con-
tinuing until all of the said property,
Of enough thereof to pay and satisfy
he said mortgage and all costs Of
these proceedings, be sold. that is to
say:
Ont. Fordson tractor: hay tcddcr; /
scoop: l spring drag: l gas tank; /
s.rub ploW; l mower; L roller; 1 riding
ftI0W: / three-horSe wagon; l mare: !
,arriagc; l pair of mules. called Dave
and TGhc. l pair Of mules, called Bro
and George; a lot of top fodder; lot
# baled mixed hay; lot of unbaled
lliNed hay; large lot of farming
Implements; tools and appliances too
to mention in detail. The
said attorney will at the said sale by
rtue Of sufficient authority sell one
} r. Colt. lighting system that is new
md has never been installed nor un-
lacked. also four COWS, the COWS and
@hting system not being part of the
said mort gagged property nor the prop
rtY Of the mortgagor.
TERMS OF SALES - All sums OF
.s. sale: ali sums over twenty dollars
tIlcr cash at the sale or credit OF
n months. Y it'll interest, at the op-
ION Of purchaser. the credit, If any, to
'' secured TO the satisfaction Of the
Undersigned attorney named in mort
,lEC. I
Y CALVIN TRICE.
Attorney named in mortgage
a. Y. Wheatley, Auctioneer.
lnhn 5 Skinner. Clerk.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
tuesday, Oct. 3Ist, 1922

between the hours of ,. 30 and O'clock
F.. NJ, all that valuable lrasehoid lot,
situated in the town of Cambridge.
Maryland, known as No. lh2 Cemetery
Avenue. formerly used as a dwelling
and sewing factory by Mrs. Mary f.
Parks. improved by a two-stOry frame
dwelling, and storage house in good
condition. The dwelling part contains
eight rooms. Subject to an annual
ground rent OF twelve dollars
Immediate possession. Taxes, in
surance and ground rent TO be adjust
ed TO day Of sale.
l.2mediat tely after this sale, the adj
IniuiStrators will sell upon said prem
ise: No. 1912 Cemetery Avenue, Il valu-
ahle upright piano. in good condition.
now thereon.
TERMS OF SAIE-- twenty-five per
cent cash on day of sale and the bal
ance one year from day of sale: the
cI edit portion to bear interest from
day of sale and to be secured by the
note of the purchaser or purchaser
with surety or suret;es thereon to he
o approved by the undersigned, or ell
cash IN day of sale .at option Of rur-
i.ba SerS.
FREDERICK H. FLETCHER.
BERNARD f TALL.
Administrators of Annie s Tall. de-
ceased.
Dt> e Realty Company, Auctionecrs.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
Cause or sppendicit,s

OtSfIoO VI
Wnen the pcwe1s are conStipaIed.
the lower bowels or large intestlnes
become packed with refuse matter
that is made up largely Of germs.
enter the vermlform appendix aud
set up Inflammation, which is COM
monty known as appendicitis. Take
Chamberlain's Tablets when needed
and keep your bowels regular and
you have little to fear from appen-
dicitis.-Ady.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
FOUND

Pocketbook containing sum of money
Owner can obtain same by calling at
PSI Race street, and paying for adv.
l0I23-2t
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
QUEER feelings
At MIDDLE ACE
Women Should know How Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegetable CoB,2o4l.<il
Helps at This Trying Period

Sheboygan. Wisconsin. II was rnn
'oyGn, tired and nervous. | could n"c
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-10-24
WANTED

Any quantity OF old magazins and
newspapers. Highest prlces paio
Notify /. N-oin, Cambridge, Md.
l0-l1-l2t
Laundry work, all done by hand, no.
ti,ing 10 destroy your clothes; also
laundry quilts ana blankets. No. II
school House Lane. ~ l9-6l