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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28
A BEvANDoRLAsI KvoTAT FELEMEL1K

(W) haboru befcjezteve majdnm mllo ameria
kasember volt fogakozas kereset nelkul
Mem ceunk heyen oglalkozni nagy munkahanyt
okozo 0rmenyekke cupan kivanjuk ehvn olva6k
fyeme hogy kongresszu b0csen ceekedett akkor mkor
bevandoras haom zzaekra koratozta vagyi kmonda og
91Ok nepszamlaas adata szernt Egyes Amok tereen
eo degen nemegek mnden szaza aga utan csupan haro
harom uabb bevandoro bocahao v altt ha kon
rvenyes koratoz ptette vona eetbe
Observation-Disclosures ama ujabb szzezrekke taan m6kkal
szaporodott volna.
koaozast keezetten deiglenes ntezke
desnek teknee legnkabb abbo vgk XII t0rvenynek
zenke h6nap eoasa utan meg kelett vona szunnie mo
megszn vona, kongrezus meghosszabbota egy
vabbi esztend0rc
kongressusok szamottevo alamferfiak pedg
k0veemennek kfcjez ado usagok oy6ratok regebbi do
ben tettek kuonbsget nemzetgek koz0 osyozak
tagja aszen hogy kvanaos AXE vagy inert min
tseghez tartozo is.
Az uabb doben azonban foeg haboru megsne 0ta
usagok es oy6raok bevandoras kerdes kvanatos
kvank szabaozn sot leguabban
munkagyi MINISTER h knek hatask0rebe beyandoras
tartozk - felfegas fel6 atszik hajani.
Mn Davis ket honaps artott koruazas un mosana
ban e vsa Waslnstola nyugat aamakb6 nylatkozato
meyben gamadja azoka bevandorlas korlatoz
sat elenzk.
MINISTER aki kul0nben j6maga is beyandorolt inert III
sssa Waesben szete mondja hogy utazsa foyaan al
agtaciova aakoz melynek celia byndoras kOrlatoa
saask Aszal ssas ok
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28

vetet9tt fel.
Az vi tisztikar mem lett meg
valasztva az 1923-ik eyre. A k0z-
gyiiles ugy hatarozott, hogy j0-
vo ev januar harma'dik vasarnap-
Jan rendkivui gyGlesen lesz az
vi tisztikar megvalasztva es az
evi elszapolas is eloterjesztve.
Exert figyelmeztetem tagtestvere-
inket, el ne felejtsek datumot S
a fentemlitett napon tartsa k0te-
lessegenek minden tag, aki mum,
kaban mem lesz vagy agybap fek.
y6 beteg mem lesz, megjelennL ke,
sobb meg lesznck ertesitve. a ta
gok b0vebben.
Sba6 2. Istvan. titkar. /.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28
EGYLETI K0ZGYijLES

Folyo no 24-en tartotta a ref.
|egyhazi BIS. egylet december havi
kozsyiileset. Havi bevetel volt
$9675. Rath JOSEF aJandekozott
|az egyletnek $2-t. December havi
osszes bevetel $9S75.
Kiadasok voltak: F'iilop Meny-
hert tagt. .-nek betegsegely $l2, ID.
Bartha Istvan tagt. betegs. $12,
| Hajdu Kalman, 13 napi betegS.
$11.15, helybeli lapnak egyletl ka-
lauzert $l5, eln0k felevi tisztelet-
dija So, stitkar f6levi fizetese $12.-
so, penztasnok felevi fizetese Sc,
lpenztari ellen0r felevi fizetese S.,
faz egyleti charter beramazasa
$3.50. December havi 0sszes kia-
das: $sL15.
December havi maradvany $17.-
60.
i November havi athdzat $431l,72,
/ Az egylet vagyona $4329.32
Ehez hozzaj0n meg a felevi kama.
4 9 ujtag xste tettsfel az; sggylastPgs 81
/ lnevszepint: Horvath josef, Vilag
Bertala1lns, Bende Ferenc, Farka'
Peter, Bospyak Ferenc, III. Be
lenszkf josef, Benedek Janosn1
olah Gyorgyne, Rati Janosps. Ha
l1i6nap alatt az egyletbe As al ta,
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28
HAzAUTAZAs

vsgett igen jutanyos aron vehst
meg egy gyony0rii hat szobas ha-
zat, amelyben ket csalad is LAX
hat, Pince, padlas, fiird6szoha,
gaz, villany, uj furnace. A lot
200 lab .hosszu es 80 lab szeles. A
haz majdnem uj, mert/csak 4 ewes.
Keszpenz kell 1900 dollar, tobbi
kenyelmes t0rlesztesre. Ket villa
nyos vonal haz elott es annak
szomszedsagaban. K0vezett utica.
Reszletes felvilagositast ad: Mi
hok Sandor, COL Dollar Bank
Bldg, Youngstown, @.
(2S,4,11l
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28

nr. 4. a. Dalhsy-nsk, 279 East Fed
eral ST., m&sodil enelet, teljesen be-
reudesett villamos gydgyosztAly fdlStt
rendelkesik. Huszonot even At gy6gyi-
totta itten az 0sszes betegs6geket.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28
AblAeYAR KARA Agsoasx MOST
Bs RbeAit
Hta Harsa 1strasas
A Scent Istxan / Exlat paszbaaia
takan saayalta apes naa1Sa. /

y .bicsoseg Iste.aanek aa p 2psaps;; 2psl;
sagban es bekesseg a 2f0ldon 'jo-
akaratu embersklak. jayia be. az
angyali enek mar. tizenkilenc sy-
.szazadon keresztil f0ldpek min,
den tajekat, ahoyat. csak eliytptt
"a 10 hir, I" hogy vilag Megyaf-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28
BOLDOG' UJEVET

1922ben nagy megproaatsok utan visszatet munka Ma
honing volgyeben
1923ban legjohhat varhauk Isne olet o munka es ke
reseti viszonyok elott alunk g. ("
Ebben eszendoben egobbat vanja olvasonak Anne
ra Magyar Hap egesz szerkeszge adohivaaa nyomda
szemelyzete.
Kvanunk magyargnak joletet bodcgsago Egyhazanak
egeenek gyaapodat Mnden egyes tagnak eberetetet
~ Boldog ujevet!
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-12-28

t6ja meesziletstt.
"Diesassg Is.spnek q. msgassaEgs,
han" zeng halat az emheri sziv
Istenaeka aMi6ta egzi, tndja,. hogy,
lmily nagy kegyelemben. reszesi!t.
d megvaltas altal. :
"Dics6seg Istennek, aki
hozzank val6 vegtelen szeretetbol
elkIld6tte a f0ldre magat az 0rok
szeretetet, a vilag megvaltojat,
hegy mindazoknak, akik hisznek
benne.. or6k eletiik egNen; diest'-
seq Flu Istennek, aki emberre
lett Is. k0z0ttiink lakozott, hogy
hakat hezzon nlinden j6akaratu
eMbernek. G f0ld0n.
Hajdan csak egyfefe Karacsonyt
ismertiink. A beke, szeretet IS
0rOm innepenek tudtuk Jezus
krlsztus sziiletese napjat. Ma
maskent van, mint a. beke k0dbe-
veszo, lassa4l legendassa valo ide-
jeben. Ma a Karacsonyl, mem a
sokszoros, felnjul6 glorias iinnep
tobbe a magyar fold hatan, ha-
nem a megsokasodett fajdalmaink
ujra felsajgasa, minden megalAza-
sunk ujra aterzese, fa5dalom
szlvekbe markolo iinnepe.
Hajdan a varakkal csipkezett
[Vag folyo 0len elindultak feny6.
szallito tutajok, december hava-
ban lejottek siksagra, kunyh6k
es palotak asztalara egyarant ell
keriiltek a Karpatok feny6fai, el-
heztak vegtelen erd3k illatat az
iinnepi siirges-forgast6l elenk ott-
honokba. es szeliden, delcegen all
TAX ort templomokban a gyer-
mex Jezus jaszolanal.
Ma nincsenek fenyveseink, nin-
tcsenek erd6ink, idegen, bitorlok
zarjak ell a karacsonyfak utjat, es
ami hosszu alutakon csempeszve
idekeriil, az sem szegeny ember
asztalara val6 ekesseg: sok penzt
kernek erte a kufarok, mem a mi
tehetsegiinkhoz val6t.
Hajdan megvoltak fax rakva
minden j6val. Aranyozott di6,
szlnes papir lane, SOLD es cseng0,
alma bajolta el a, gyermeki szive-
Hajdan fax ALA tele volt alan
dekokkal. Jatekok, meseorszagba
lilo dragasagok, meleg ruhak in.
tegettek oman felenk, es ma ;.
annyi szegeny ember didereg ron
gyokban,. annyi otthonbol hiany-
xix a, legszUksegesebb, minden-
napi kenyer, darab ia, amivel
vedekezni lehetne a tel hidegje ell
len, hogy akinek: a legsziiksege-
sebbJe megyan ezekben nehez
ldokben,, annak. is torkan sayanyo-
dix falatja es didergSsse valik
a meleg ruhakban, is, ha ragondolr
milll6nyi sziikolk0d6, kinl6d6 ma
gyar testverere. A regi karacsony-
estek edes biibaja, amikor meleg
szobaban tele, asztallal es csillog0
karacsonyfa ,mellol mentiimk a1
ejfeli misere, az egesz elmult es
talan vissza soha mem hozhat6 re-
gi sep vilag emleke teszi nekiink
olyan fajdalmassa magyar Ka-
racsonyokat..
"Jezus Krisztus sziletett, 0rven.
dezziink -
A regi sep egyhazi enek szar-
nyalva zeng es a templomok bolt
ivei alatt.bet0lti sziviinket Meg
valto sziiletesnapi iinnepenek jc-
lentosege. Erezzuk az iinnepet
ahitatos bens6nkben az ahitat ell
kiser benniinket egesz a templom
t,kapluaig: oft szemiipkbe tor az
eletiink megcsufolasa, hazapk $40
moru sorsa, testvereink nyomor-
! CASA es az ahitat belevesz a fajda-
lom sotet tengerebe. Sep Magyar
Karacsony, hejh mikor josz visz-
sza? Lesz-e meg. iinnepiink, lesz-
nek-e or0meink es megindulnak-e
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
THE FAMILY ALBUM

at the daily clinic The other pupils would gather around
out of morbid frvoousness while Bill would shave the vic
tim and carefully explain the of each part of his face
as he held 1t up so they could see IT.
After he graduated out of the nearest exit uncle gave him
enough money to open barber shop. He thought this
would keep Bill quiet It was good idea, but used
aren't the only things that don't work.
Bill had eighteen chairs in his place. nine to each barber
That kept em both busy. When they had eighteen Gus
timers in there on Saturday night they would slap hot
towels on all their faces and try to scare the whskcrs oft
instead of using hammers some more civilized system.
Bill would be scaping bird In Chair One, while
other tourists face in Chair Eleven would be frying When
ever he smeed something burning he knew the whole bunch
was done and he would turn EN- out like biscuits.
The service wasn't good but accurate and fast
And by getting shaved eighteen at time the customers
could get club rates.
Once Bill made mistake and shaved guy with the
back of razor instead of the edge Do you know that
this man the only customer who ever came back the
second time!
Business got so prosperous that Bills creditors invented
the safety drive him into some other business where
tools weren't weapons.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
POLITICS AND THE STAGE SWAPPING STARS

the Republicans Is dazzling audi
ences with her brilliant exposi-
ton of party policies. Alexandra
Carlisle. at present in vaudeville,
is famous as a star. but more
famous because she is the woman
who nominated Calvin Coolidge
for President at the Chicago con-
vention.
Is It the Unsuitable desire for
greater plaudits from tho crowd
that Is Turing women from the
stage into the arena Of politics7
And men. finding that these same
plsudits are . snare and q do
fusion. are turning to the sub
stantial Golfers Of the movie
magnates with outstretched hands.
This trend Of tho times may
result In some curious situa.
tons II former actresses acquire
all the offices and former ward
bosses. etc.. ousted from their
places by the women. seek parts
In the movies.
We may all be voting for the
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Bv KIRK MILLER

Police protection had been guaranteed on a basis OF
equal dividends to each member of the police force pro-
vided the money actually recovered 1t agreed
by the detective force that Of em would be in the
vicinity the night the job to be pulled off, so all
the jmmy-th had to do was walk in open the safe
and walk out The grand spup to take place later
in the night police headquarters where the gang would
walk in and get his envelope
Mumps Mcpherson engaged by telegraph to play
the leading role In order to get him was necessary
to buy his parole from nearby jail where he was doing
short stretch of thirty days for stealing pair OF
crutches from blind cripple who had the begging con-
cessions the Of prominent downtown intersec
ton
He was met the depot by committee of thieves who
had assembled in town for the big convention 1t had
beer planned hold big banquet the following night
buying the food and liquor with the spoils Everybody
in seemed to be in this banquet except the pres
dent and board of directors of the victmized bank
AS Mumps eased through the railroad gates the chair
man of the reception committee slipped him the official
stick of dynamite with which the deed to be done
Mumps accepted it gracousy and carelessy slipped it
in his hip pocket
Along about o'clock that evening the night Waterman
let him in the lobby of the bank which had been cleared
for action The gang waiting the outside Just
as Mumps was about to kneel down in front Of the
vault door he slipped and fell the chunk of TINT con-
cealed in his hip pocket.
The result generally good business for the town
undertaken, who, the next day, swept Mumps remains
up with vacuum cleaner
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

most popular movie actress for
President some day. How does
Mary Pickford for President strike
you, with Doug as a possible Vice
President, and Charlie Chaplin as
Secretary OF State.
Too fat! Too thini Too oldl
Time was, when the public ar
rived at any one of the foregoing
diagnoses In the case of any given
actress, II meant the case was very
serious. that the end was approach.
ing. the end Of her career. oblivion
stretched avid fingers In the direo-
ton OF the actress whose curves
had grown entirely too curry for
the comfort Of the public eyesight.
Oblivion leered at the one whose
circumference had become sharp
corners and Knocked at the counte-
nance Of her upon whom Time had
drawn fantastic lines.
Now all that has changed. Her
career on the stage can be consider
ed only an an apprenticeship to .
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
THE BURGLARS BLUE BOOK

NHUMPs MCPHERSON held diplomas from all burglar
wi universities of recognized rank
He mastered his trade in the hard school of experience
When he had pulled off exceeding clever job he used
to write himself letter of congratuation, always being
careful to send carbon copy to the nearest chief OF
police.
Before Mumps had reached the age of dscernment
and understanding he advised by his daddy to secure
college education before he started out to blk the world
of living.
Mumps' father, by the way, wrote this advice out
sheet of prison stationery and had of the trustees
deliver it to his
Thinking maybe the old might be undergoing
fit of sanity Mumps decided to follow his advice and
started casting about for suitable joint In which to
polish off his education.
He stole dollar out of his mothers pocketbook and
bought stack of magazines from the nearest newsstand
Turning to the educational advertisements Mumps
perused all of the paid insertions but couldn't find any
thing satisfy him. There plenty of places where
could learn to follow honest professions but Mumps
was looking for something which didn't require getting
up early in the morning going to bed until the wee
sma' hours.
This last important in his mind, and when he
couldn't find something which would permit of roaming
the highways and byways until sunup, he decided to
ignore the world and start out along the line of his own
instincts and the natural craftiness which he inherited
from his pickpocket father.
Mumps began in small way At first he practiced
petty larceny large scale and after cheating six or
eight uries of their desserts he gave up robbing on
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

possible a which will be fair and ALL especially
his friends.
Some of citizens favor of calling him Honest Jake Mugg
and the chances will be his only other citizens figure that
maybe this will be going far But Grandpap Mugg
considered honest and pointed strangers such
he goes along the street
To show how honest he is will tell about the time
he his quarter horse Hickory Dick against the Mexsns
in Old and how these Mexcans from getting scked
bad old home who anything but
This Hickory which belongs Grandpap MugR
mile indeed although farther than
that it cannot beat fat man up hill.
In considered the fastest thing four legs quarter
Of mile part Of the country except by these Mexcsns Old
who quarter horse Of tsir which they think
very fast.
This Old Mexican settlement which part Of my home
except election time and is filled with nothing but Mecans
gamble proposition including rooster
fighting, keno and horse racing
hundred dollars around the settlement and
Grandpap Mugg thinking and he
thing do IL take this dough
everybody knows is bad thing for Mexican
have much
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

correspondents discovered that
Mrs. Pfeiffer was the wife of
Boston physician; none OF them
recognized her as Alexandra Car
Isle. the actress.
We babe bon voyage to Lillian
Russell when she sailed, entrusted
by President Harding with the mis-
sion OF investigating the human
side" of the immigration question
Mt the ports Of embarkation on the
other side. Studying the human
side" ought to be easy for Lillian.
since she has had the somewhat
unusual opportunity Of studying
the human side" of four or more
husbands. These experiences
ought to give any woman at least
a book full Of knowledge Of human
nature. II not q library full.
Izetta Jewel Brown recently an.
nounoed her candidacy for the
House Of Representatives from her
district In West Virginia. which
her late husband held for many
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

So he finally matches Hickory Dick against
hundred bucks side, and will be
this matter caused old home town.
and among the Mexicans too
plenty betting the result before the off,
quite fights between citizens and the Mexans and
large crowd
what is what
WE'LL Of my Gandpap Mugg is sucker and couple OF
around and he finds that
home trying to ousmart the Next
make Hickory Dick wins the they
bride going ride the Mexcans horse to
yanks them there will be chance for beat
Hickory Dick
being GranIpap Mugg does such
business crossing these bad
He gives the Mexicans cookie burr to stick
saddle blankets their horse and furthermore he in
ucts Began blaeksmh who rides Hickory
Dick, 10 pull old Dick himself.
Grandpap Mugg knows Hickory cannot beat this
before he makes the match he
guy with clock the Mexican horse and knows walk
quarter Of q mile faster than Hickory run it.
Of Hickory Dick winning the
surprising close he does when
finish which about eighty yards Between the cookie burr under
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

OLITICS is Turing women
from the theatrical profess
sion. while the theatrical
prof, sion is Turing men from
pol
Nj, and more actresses are
deserving the footlights for the
Vaccinations Of a political career.
,hile TO date two Cabinet officers
lave been elanlred by the golden
speli Of the movies.
Lillian Russell heads the list
of actresses who have received
political appointments or who
seek political office and the other
day VIII Hays officially en-
barked upon his ceiluloid career.
William Gibbs McAdoo similarly
renowned a high office TO cast
his lot with the custard pie sling.
ers at al. Izetts Jewel Brown
and Adelaide Thurston are stars
whose theatrical twinkling days
are over, but the former ex.
poets 10 shine in Congress soon.
md tho latter as a speaker for
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

are not matters Of vital concern in
politics.
As In the case Of Alexandra Car
Isle, an actress need not wait until
she Is too fat, too thin or too old
to continue on the stage. but she
can make Of politics an avocation.
II would seem that the two pro-
fessions would dovetail very
nicely.
Electrically, she is Alexandra
Carlisle. the star; politically she Is
Mrs. Pfeiffer. who all but made
Calvin Coolidge President Of the
United States. and certainly had
much to do with making him Vice
President. When the Republican
national convention was being held
IN Chicago. the newspapers
throughout the country devoted
columns Of space to the seconding
speech for Calvin Coolidge for
President of one Mr.. Pfeiffer. who
was distinguished by being the
lone woman delegate from Massa-
chusetts. Some Of the newspaper
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Bv CAROLYN VANCE

years. Mrs. Brown before her
marriage to Congressman Brown
was a famous stock actress in
the National Capital. AS Izetta
Jewel she captivated her audiences,
composed largely OF official people
in Washington.
Her friends say 1t ought not to
be difficult for her to win the
Democratic nomination that she
desires. Also she has probably
been influenced in the step she has
taken by the success Of Lady
Aston and Mrs. Nottingham, Of
the British Parliament, who sue.
ceeded to seats held by their hus-
bands.
Mil Adelaide Thurston. who In
regularly employed by the Re
publican Speakers Committee,
starred in J. NJ. Barrie's Little
Minister" and various others Of
his plays, following Maud Adams
successes In those plays. Shn
says of her change Of career:
IT left the world of make be-
lieve to enter q world Of reality
and find II far more stimulating
and interesting"
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

small scale and turned all of his talents to grand
larceny and upwards.
He never started out Job without cards Of
credentials Within the folds of his pockebook he held
certificates of merit from State penitentiaries
four five reform schools and house of correction
With such high recommendations, he felt that he
fitted to undertake any kind Of job from a bank
robbery to train hold-up.
Mumps all of these When he was finally blown
to bits by wad of dynamite with which he was about
to tear open safe deposit vault he in the act of
opening up a combination which had been the envy of
mortal.
In town by the name Of Goosepmpes, Arizona there
certain safe which held large and important
bullion. Against this pile Of gold, all the notes in the
State treasury had been drawn. This secret well
known among the country's criminals the Ten Com
mandments in Sunday School class
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

One by one the Consolidated Order of Safe Crackers
had visited Goosepimples bent kidnapping that gold and
making a getaway to Mexico. But one by one they
each gave it up as a bad job and fled in disgust
Meantime Mumps' reputation a safe-blower was
spreading throughout the criminal world like ncendiary
there was so much yellow jack in vault and let it
lay undsturbed.
wise cracker finally came into town with an idea
to tap the vein and all be needed the proper guy
to do it.
This bird organized syndicate formed for the purpose
of grabbing this surplus gold His plans were so well
laid he only needed sign contract with the baby who
was to actually walk into the bank and dynamite it
simple.
burglars who had unsuccessfully tried to get the pile
There just share left and that to to the
guy who did the dirty work.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
The National Daily

So Bill got married and furnished his house with the In
sides of a slrber shop
They had paiatal bungalow In the suburbs where
the caerplars crawling among the buds on the red
and white revolving barber pole in the front yard
Bill had his shnest nckepated and enamel chairs In the
paror They looked fine. There eight Of EN- In the
paror and fourteen polished brass cspdo Besides some
of the handsomest tonic and dandu signs you ever saw
Of course the signs had strangers faces on EN- But Bill
didn't like US relatives anyway.
The parlor corridor and other were all papered
with Bills mirrors and there six more BARRIERS chairs
in the dining room.
Bill had twin barber chairs in his wfes boudor and she
soon got used to sleeping sitting up in beautiful chair But
it was kinda funny If she happened to get cold. Bill
would rush to the doctor and holer, Hurry up, Doc my
wife is sick in bed on two chairs This got to be stand
ing joke among the neghbors who spoke to Bill So Bill!
never heard II.
Mrs. Bill used to cook New England dinners In the boil
ers which Bill used to to steam his towels There was
always Turkish taste the food and Mrs. Bill could never
get the soapy flavor out of the coffee mugs which had GUS
TONERS names on EN- but not their telephone numbers
Not that Bill Jealous but there were some beautiful
gilded cups in his dining dinner set They didn't
match, anyway.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Bv DAMON RUNYON

Hickory Dick under big pull the Mexican
rolls matter how hard its rider yanks
Grandpap Mugg hundred bucks be
least it will him that much which is the size
he does have enough to have another
bet him the Mexican horse.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
CIR ANDPAP MUGG'S NAG

there is plenty Of larceny in this
w world and another and honest is entitled
to little credit.
Such my Grandpap Mugg In fact all the Mugs are
honest somewhat Such man
Grandpap Mugg.
respect and is trusted
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Ponds Extract was tomato sauce and Eau de Cologne
gravy and sometimes it was Eau de Cologne.
Quite often the icing the angel cake turned to be
lather But Bills wife didn't mind that so much.
home for trip
She stuck out her lips for Bin to kiss and instead Bill
would dust her face off with whiskbroom