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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
By OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON
Story Number 729

Nancy and Nick. on the Five
And Ten Cent Store Mountain.
stood gazing into the store window.
whore the fishhooks were each Of
them lingering tho dimes they hal
found In their pockets. II had
boon "a surprise Go discover the
money. for neither 81 them had "A
penny when they started.
'Sh. look cried Nick, there's
the very kind Of hooks I've been
wanting 10 catch sinners with. '
Then suddenly his eyes caugns a
glimpse Of something else. And
there's one OF those new tons that
play "A tune. I'd like q soc how
II works. And look over ther,-
there q q balloon YOU can hlow up
az bis as q tin pail Come on in
side Nancy. want 10 look
around.
Nancy did not have 10 he urged.
you may b. sure for had not her
quick little cycn cen thlngH, tOo--
a remarkable china doll with Joints
and a hat that wouldn't came OF.
a boH 81 paints and a whole wash
ing set with real clothcHptnH7
In they went, and Joy % ioysl
There was everything IN that Won
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
MlSDlRECTED
PHILANTHROPY

II HE current issue of the National Repub-
lean rC.ounts several instances Of evil
denccs Of loyalty to the republican party
which have come to Chairman Adams Of the
Republican National committee. Among these
the one the magazine says most affected Chair
man Adams, came in the other day from "A
republican committeeman in New Mexico
at was from a farmer, ' says the account
"evidently not too well blessed with this
world 5 goods. But he said i have read that
the Republican National committee las a de.
ficit from the last campaign. am sending 70
cents. all ! can spare az this time. as a contri-
button towards lifting thc debt
THAT, Chairman adams IS reported TO have
said. lis one Of the biggest and most encourag
ing campaign contributions ever made.
II may strike the chairman of the Republican
National committeeman that way, hut to the
treasurer of the New Mexico Republican State
committee il will no doubt appeal as a case of
misdirected philanthropy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

on a day a month later-in May
-Hapgood said.
Noy IN tell YOU. Old Sabre
by Jovc. its frightful. He
crashed.
Look here. it's In two parts.
this sudden development. Tw
parts-morning and afternoon yos-
tcrday and "a bit today. And OF all
extraordinary places TO happen at
-nrighton.
Yes. Brighton. / was down
there for q saturday 10 Monday
with my Mlssus Monday MORNING
W. were summing on the pier, she
and 1
on what a frightnlly i%ntercstins
face that man \ goti
q looked across. Old Snbrel
Il went over to him. His face
was like a shout on n sunny norm
ing. Yes. he was pleased. / like
TO thinh how Jolly pleased tho OH
chap was
got old Sabre ~ to a SECLUDED
bench and started In on him what
on earth was he doing down az
brighton and how were things?
lie sand Things ? Things
are happening Nth me, HapgOod
Not TO mc-with mo. I had to got
away from them Tor "A bit. I'm
going back tomorrow. bffc was
right-with her baby. She was
gla- / should go-slad for me. I
mean. Top Of her own misery.
Hapgood. She y miserable at what
she says she let me In for. She
always crying about Il. She > torn
between knowing my house u the
only place where she can have her
baby. between that and seeing
what her coming into the place
has caused She spends her time
trsinE To do any little thing she
can To make me comfortable. II s
pathetic, YOU know Jumped at
this puddcn idea Of mine OF gottins
away Tor N couple 90 days. Fused
over me packing up and all that.
you know Look. just 90 show you
how she hunts about Tor anythtng
to do Tor me-snid my old straw
! hat was much too shabby foi
Brighton and would I set her some
stuff. oXalic acid. and let her clean
II up for me. As "a matter OF fact
she made such "a shocking mess Of
the hat that I hardly liked to weaT
IL. Couldn't hurt her feelings,
though. Chuckcd u int THE sea
when . got here ana bought this
one. Make a fanny story Tor net
when 7 get hack about how n blew
I of. That's the sort of life We lead
together Hapgood. Give you an
/ other example. Just when I had
brought her the stuff for my hat.
Met me with, Had lost anything
said wa to guoHs. Guessed al
last that u must be my cigaret case
u was. She'd found II lying about
and took ms 10 show WHOM shed
put IL for safcty-in She back oi
/ the clock In my room. Said ! WA
always to look there for any littls
snluabics ! might miss, and wanted
me TO know how she liked to he
/ careful. OF my things like thai
Fussing over me. d'you seer
" That's the sort 81 lie We lead
together Hapgood-togcthcr; but
the life I'm caught up IN. the things
that are happening with me. that
I'm right In the middle Of. what
felt | had to get away from for d
bit-astounding Hnpgood. astound'
ing. amuZing. ~
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
RAILROAD AUTHORITY

nANIEL WILLARD'S recent statement be
fore the Interstate Commerce commission
relative 80 the private operation of railways
as contrasted with government control was in
direct reply to statements made by William q,
McAdoo in defense of federal management
Mr.. McAdoo sought TO show that the railways
were in better condition physically when re
turned 10 private management than when taken
over by the government. Mr.. Wizards con
t%cntion is that they deprecated in value, and
points out that in 1920, after termination Of
federal control, the. railroads carried two per
cent more freight than while in charge Of the
government.
The president Of the Baltimore and Ohio EN-
phasizes the economic fallacy Of the govern
ment failing, while returning the physical
property, also 10 restore managerial authority
10 those who are qualified by experience TO be
railway executives Like the other railway
managers and presidents who have appeared
Before the commission. Mr.. Willard declares
that Whist the executives want is not so much
money or loans Tor development, but greater
authority. They are tired and sick % political
keckling-that is evident, They are insisting
,hnt Herbert Booyer's advice Cor the denob
iisation 81 many Of the regulatory bodies be
II 90 n44a+t- aH
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Tom Sims Says:

win a censor on the beach
bathcrs think they are between tn.
devil ana the deep blue sea.
-
Easy Street Is hard to find.
These mir regulations ought to
start ON hot air.
a movie star sends her hubby n
weekly check for "a million KISSES.
Wonder who cashcs Il for hlmf
Every week Is cleanup week for
tho b%ootlcggcrs.
Sometimes we think the only
thing Europe l. Gut OF Is her head.
When you tell her she looks like
"A flower. don't forget the best
flowers grow wild.
sir Fordney wants a tariff on
books. Don't make II bank books.
More than 1909 wall Street men
have gotten permits to carry re-
vOivers. Now what chance has an
INVESTOR
There may he some pretty smhrt
men; but non who Is pretty Ind
smart.
Bryan says he viii live TO see the
country dry. but others say he
started too soon.
Since the shifters have started
there ought to be "A fortune IN
making Favored lipaticks.
prosperity IL in it, Infancy. p"
says IA banker. II acts like ".
New novel. The Beautiful and
the Damned Is creating comment.
Another. women vs.. men book. no
doubt.
Tho future seems to move about
ns fast as we do.
It's easy IT, tell when summer
comes. lsouk nj the funny names
Of the new soft drinks.
\ now political party Is without
a name. hut the others will soon
begin calling n some.
wouldn't these foreign countries
be rich " they could spend all the
money they are makiLS7
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Continued From Our Last Issue
He had-oncc. He showed me
the letter. Well. you know. old
man. every foN knows what foxes
smell like: and I smcit a dear
brother solicitors smell In that
letter. Asking him to mako "a
home possible for her 10 return 10
40 they might their life
together.
4 handed il back. said. HIM
again. | said. II m, you rem-m
Der. old q there was that re-
murk-that remprk that perhaps
the girl might have a claim on you.
Remember that. don your
by Jove. thought for a minute
he was koing to flare up and let
me have %. Bu: he laughed as Il
was "a fool and said. on. good
Lord. man, that y utterly rldiculous
Man alive with all my faults, my
wife knows me.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

OF the train and
oun 4 himself
Pc u In a
strange region
II q " q Mt o
work and made
g "a % u x h TO buy
three ste e a
Then he went In
Ia Ia cattle bust
ness
That was more
than 20 year r
ago. To-day Pan
KEY fortune IT,
estimated NJ from
$40 600 600 n.
$4,000 .O0o And
he made u all
from the three -
steer start
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
DEATH wHEI,T rs thy sTINoq

Before coming 20 cohgrcss simeon H., Feaf, OF the
Yriluw Spring.. Ohio. district, was connected with
a number Of colleges, including the University Of
Chicago. Upon one particular occasion n IL said
that Dr.. Fess found Il necessary 10 severely lecture
the student body for their worldly ways. After
talking TO them for half an hour or 80, he wound
up his reprtmEnd with this direfui warning Of the
future; 'Remember, my dear boys. that holl Is
paved with booze. joy-wagona. Jazz dancing and
wild women"
A moment Of painful silence wac broken by a
husky stage whisper from q boy IN the back pew
Of tho chapel inquirinE oh. death. where o. tbs
atinsf"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
Fifteen Minutes
Radio Each
By
EDWARD M. DA'
Formerly Technical nj
Expert for e.. =. Govern
Lesson No ~
lRcacting aud ItnIsri

tttitttt ing anu tNntNtt
This steady flow OF direcU
In IA circuit encounters
ordinary or ohmic rcsistant
circuit when an alternat5
rent flows In "a circuit.
with another form OF n
known a. reactnncc. VI 10
IN which an alternating
flows contains "a coil OF VI
inlerlinkaEc OF the magnet
OF force ~ any one Of thB
with adjacent turns. q
ountcr-eiectromotivc force
developed which opposes
pressed electromotive tod
consequently retards the
current II the current I'D
however. the counter electrf
force opposes the decrea
tends 10 maintain the origin
Of current. As prcViouI
planned. this opposition II
self-inductiun and the red
which II offers to the flow
rent II known ne reactancc.
dillon to the ohmic resistaj
therefore have q rctarding II
an alternating current cirCt
to reactancc and the col
effect OF these two rosistnl
known as Importance. Thel
ancc due to inductancc Is kn|
lnductance reaCtancc.
Another form Of red
makes Itself known when
tcrnaung current flows Az q
containing a condenser
voltage in an alternating eli
Impressed upon q icompiete
charged condenser. curren
flow, and the voltage OF IA
denser Will Increase until
equal to the impressed volt
the circuit. when the G,
electromotlve force Of th'
denser becomes equal to n
pressed voltage Of the circu
flow OF current will cease
impressed voltage b. dccrea4
condenser viii discharge al
counter -olectromotlve force
cause current 20 flow In an
site direction 60 the origin.
rent. The form OF reactnu
casioned by the counter,
motive force Of a couden
known az capacity r%cactanc'
combined resistance Of "a
conta ming ohmic resistant
capacity r~cnctancc n the imp
~ the circuit lmpednncs
circuit. thcrcfUre. IL the re
effect Of combining either
ancc reactanyc or capacity
Rnce or both with the Ohm
sistance OF the circuit.
/, IL important to note n
ountcr-clectromotive force
oped by the eif-inductlon OF
~ wiz" has an opposite 81
the counter -cleCiromotiyc a..
volupcd bN "a condenser the
tending 80 proioi.g the cure
the latter having the oppos
feet The inductance roarti
"a coil ~ wire also acts In
poSitc manner 10 the capAc
actauoo of the condenser am
twu rractances tend to net
each other II the amounts
ductanCc reactanCe and e.
r%oactnnco are sO adjusted In
tcrnniing current circuit az
actly n%eutralizc each othe
only resistance offered tu N
OF current u the ohmic res
o. the circuit when such
dition exists In an aftermath
rent circuit. u Is known "a
tricnl resonance and o. r We
portaut feature In radio ira
ting and receiving circuits.
the valuable property Of ei'
resonance IL made use OF IL
circuits will he carefully cNl
IN "A lesson 60 follnw.
Copyright 1879 - United I
syndicate.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

why do ome quit a job quick
or than men? 4 New YORK tate
commission checked UP 10000
workers. half men. half women.
and found that the labor turn
over" was 1872 women % o. men.
II was learned that most OF the
employed omc woro young.
Youth Is a restless rainbow chaser.
Women, tCo. usually quit business
when they marry, while the mar
ried man omc back after the
honeymoon. more anchored 70 hiH
Job.
Allowing Tor ineAc factors, wo-
nen In business are no more rest
less than men.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

der'ul store that heart (of a
boy or Crib could wish.
Marbles. kites and thingun
hrums and horns and cane,
knobs.
Jumping Jacks that workeI
strings.
Dolls and carts all sorts of
They went from counter I'd Il
entrnncod at all the thil|
saw
Never once did thoy I'LL
their errand.
OF in his cave vic
Twelve Toes did u sailor
on ono foot and a Spann1l
dango on the other. 1I@o
kissed himself heartily.
knew II. | knew ~"
once set a child inside a
and-tHn-cert store with a
hts pocket and you'll nsvcr II
out II VIII take twice al
ee, two children out.
there are about a hundrl
those Twins will spend @1|
count.
sure a. you're living. In|
Priuee9a Thesma yet.
ITO un confinacdl
(copyrlsht, i9ss, HKA
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
STYLES

Skirts are longer and ncckS
higher IN new styles at the Atlantic
City sprlng fashion show. No
knickors are displayed.
The reaction 20 modesty In fem
mime dress IL a straw In the wind
How far Will the pendulum swing
back toward old-fashtOned garb
Il viii bc interesting To watch.
Woman. In dressing. skillfuily
defends her mystery by springing
the unexpected.
Men get set In their ways. Wo-
men constantly are hungry for
Sunictning new. That VIII moan
governmental progress when they
obtain political control Of the
country. with an a~drenai-type wO-
man ~ first president In the white
house.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
a THOUGHT FOR TODAY

believing, yc ~rciolcr with Joy unspcnknblc aud
fun OF glory Peter las.
The heart sometimes grows jealous Of itself. and
is fearful OF being glad. We check the signs u
returning joyfulncss. We keep about us tho signs
of woe. This must not be. Every Impulse toward
returning happiness h. OF - Dawson
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Phlladelphian's all remember the late senator
Pcnr6sc' cynical comment on "A certain rather
noisy reformcr;
a new broom sweeps clean--and sometimes At
throws a good deal OF dust In our eyes"
on another occasion a Washington correspondent
asked the senator to comment on certain scandaious
gossip In which he was concerned.
ms a lie. Mr. Penrose answered. aud he added.
'Iles have no legs to stand on. bat they have wings
and can ny
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
Some Yarns by Famous Men
TOO PREVIOUS

James A. Alderman, the Insurance stausticlan. told
some good stories at an insurance mans banquet In
Galveston.
Two business mon. 20 he said. met in a whole
sale house, and the first shook the second By tn.
hand and yelled IN n hearty voice.
Hfsionrfataiutfons old mani From the bottom OF
my heart I congratulate you, They tell me thHt you
made . cool ninety thousand out OF your fire last
Monday
The second business man turned pale.
a-ah, he muttcred. Ssh, IL next Monday ."
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

n you Will rub q damp ,
an the way along your clothes
each time after using u. you
prevent the next batch Of clo
from getting dirty Dust ga
on the line A. II hangs In the
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Pankey Is aid 10 he the biRTest
! Individual landowner In New
Mexico Tie was a state senator
three years and served one term
as Sew MeKico's licutennnt-gov-
cruor.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Mayor rhompfon % Chicago vas taking at a
luncheon about Tho bootiexEing and illegal drinking
that the recent Chicago raidE laid hare.
Turkey, he said, may be the Sick Man OF
Eurone, but 1000 bottles of French chnmpagne
aud i.0s0.0O0 y tiles of scotch whisky were re-.
Gently imported for medicinal purposes 20 these
shores
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

soak with graduated sugar
hou- or two In advance This
bring out the Juice ana make
cake that much more deliciot
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

n the wiad rattlcS bedroom win
dows at night. small bits Of card
board stuck into the sides Will
stop the noise.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
~ It1.

when YOU are planning a straw
berry shor,cuke. set the berries 10
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

To W q private railroad q np-
pears to De the pinnacle 81 luxury
In popular imagination
The Pullman company checks az
and Discovers that only five or siS
private car r owned by Amer
cams In the lucky list are ChaH
NJ. Schwab, Harry Sinclair. j. G.
BRADY. Harry Payne " hltncy and
the Vanderbilt family Others rent
a "a when they need 10.
The rich OF oBr country run TO
yachts. a throw back To %huynood b
Inherited desire 10 be "A sailor. Tho
only real romance In railrOading
In In the engineers cab Ask the
boys who hang around country
town depOtH.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Thrills that used to come out ol
a bottle are now coming out OF the
r~adiOphonc. As outfits get cheap
er. the wireless room wall become
the poor mans club
Even the ncar-deaf will not be
barred from membership. II ~
claimed they r able to hear the
wireless by the vactuphone. in
vented by ERrl c. Hanson. His de-
vice magnifies tnmpllficsl radio
waves. To Ut the needs OF vGriousiy
deficient ear-drums.
Hanson gives the ncar-doaf a
wireless a trumpet. The next
step may be wireless artificial ear
drums.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
Home Hints
CREASE:

GREASE
u b. much easier TO wash a
greasy pan II you heat u slightly
before applying soap and water.
This luoSens the < ease.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
ANo.M ~. Y!
AAhcrt Nple

Twenty years x ;hc commits
sioncr OF internal e CON
suited a committee OF beer special
lists. headed by Dr. Max nenius.
they advised him that a beverage
containing more than half Of | per
cent alcohol should be- olaszed a.
"fermcnicd."
This was the basis uf the Vol
stead ruling on alcoholic content.
a picture of Mas should be IN the
home Of every wet.
Now Max suggests that what r.
fcrmcnicd is not necessarily ihtoxi-
eating. He recommended a decision
Uy "a committee or 10, to be ap-
pointed by American Medical asNo-
citation and American Chemical so
Cicty.
Henius thinks tho committee
would vote "2.1b" beer p~on-intoNi-
eating. incidentally. he II con-
WINGED that prohibition Is here to
stay.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
WmmsmaI Stories
About Unusual People

SANTA FE. y. NJ. April Ia
| Peninmin y Pankcy was touring
| ~, sotfhwgsf via freight. Hc got
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

The vaciuphone. by which the
ncar-dgf can hear wireless col
ccrts, was Invented by Earl c. Han
son for his mother. hard 81 hear
ing" II may make him u for
tuno.
Years ago, G. II. Leonard, OF
Grand Rapids. Mich. invented an
improved refrigerator for his wife.
Leonard expanded Il into a bust.
ness selling 1000 Tefrigerators d
day.
Thousands OF men. trying "a
make life easier for some one they
love, stumble on devices that. un.
lock the stronghoxes Of fortune.
The sincere desire to help other,
Is N OF the most profitable Of ali
motives. Kindness pays cash divi-
lends-brcad cast on the waters
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
MORT.

While science hypnotizca uE with
the unfolding wonders Of inven-
tiuns like the radiophone. more Inn
portnnt but little noticed progress
s being made In increasing the
food supply,
lagt year the farmers grew an
average OF nearly so bushels OF
corn To- the acre. The ohio OK
pertinent station has the notion
that the figure should be 100 bush
rls. II cmuarks on several years Of
experiments TO find out II II is
possible
Wireless promoters or agricul-
turists, the common goal OF Amer
leans h. a better way Of doing
things our nation b. In H. teens.
lnre with the ambition OF youth.
Better things lie ahead.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
LIARN A wonD ENERy DAN

lnhhy : WORD ~ lflShi hNbs
It's pronounced with
accent Tn tn, last syllable.
II moans-to spend. eNpond. pay
out
n ONE from old French ''des,
out. and bonrse." purse.
Companion word disbursement
itr used like thlH-"By cutting
down the army the government
feels n can reduce the amount dis
huTscd for military purposes"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
Radio
Ballad
NBy BERToE BRALEY

Sadie O'Grady and Timothy Brady
Sure were an up-to-dhte pair.
She was a pretty ana witty young
lady
He was a lad dchona!r.
They were "a couple ~ radio sharks,
So when they part for u while
Tim would express his concluding
remarks
After this and style.
Sadie O'grady. oh
HinE me by radio,
can mo az cf,"r. my own:
You are my lady, oh
Sadie O'Grndy. on
Ring me by radiophone!"
But Sadie would say.
Sure your nerve you arc
bringing
To ask me to cali you For shame,
II anyones gonna be RADIO
ringing
It's YOU should be doing ;he same,
IN he at hnme In the evening.
my Gear
Patiently lingering there.
You ran bee sure III be waiting "a
hear
When o call up through the air
Timothy Brady. on
Ring up your sadie. on
Gail me by radio often. my OWL
Bright days or shady. oh
III be- your lady q.
II you'll just call me, on
Timothy Brady q.
Call me by radiophune.'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Win a n II the beach
bathcrs think they are between the
devil and the deep blue sea.
Evening star., 1922-03-29
TRAIN LAUNDRY WORKERS.
BY BUD FISHER

Among other things, the Veterans
habilitation division to become laun-
drymen, experts in the business from
the boiler room to the business office,
and already many requests for men
nave come to the bureaus vocational
school at Chillicothe, Ohio. said Di-
rector Forbes in a statement today.
The requests came from state insti-
tutions and private concerns for sew
eral classes Of laundry workers
Evening star., 1922-03-29
buniions Gone
After 50 Years
Fairyfoot the Remedy at Last!

'Suffered with bunions for thirty
years." says G. o. Mccormack" ;"
s'Tried everything ! heard Of. At
last found the remedy-Fairyfoot."
Fairyfoot never fails! Makes no
difference how old or how bad your
bunion. Fairyfoot stops pain in
stantly. Dissolves the cartilage lump
that forms the bunion. Restores the
shape Of your feet. Try Fairyfoot
today. We guaranteed. Trifing cost
Evening star., 1922-03-29
I Dancing Will follow. Short Story
Club meeting at o'clock.

Central High-The forty-first pub
lie organ recital and community mu-
sic evening will be given in the audi
torium on Saturday at Sis pm.