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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11
EDUCATION WITHOUT THE
COLLEGE,.

That man owns fine farm or
two, and is worth not less than STE
ooo. He can neither read nor write
further than to read and sign a
check" Nevertheless, this man is
educated. A good house painter, bric.,
layer, blacksmith, or what not, who
does his work successfully and satis-
factorily, is an educated man. The
word Education" is over worked. We
have come to think that education is
obtained only within college walls.
Truth is, the only education that
counts is obtained outside college
walls, in the great world of expert
ence. This is not discounting the men
tai training obtained in the schools,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Messrs Dewey witten,, Clyde Ban
dy and Maclsadoo Sparks, of anc-.
brake, were among business visitors
here this week.
Nh. Dover Hawkins, of this place,
continues to improve, and his num-
erous friends look forward to the
time when he can join them again.
MIR. Walter Brinegar and Harve
Booth, of War, were visiting home
FOLKS Saturday and Sunday.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11
LANTERNS NO LONGER
NEEDED.

Since the reference in Il recent is
sue of this paper to the dark streets
and need of lanterns and the old-time
kerosene street lights, the situation
is changed. Charles D. Lnrimer, Gen
eral Manager, event after it, and
the light question is no longer n
source of worry. You can put the old
lanterns aside now, but don't throw
them away. Electricity is tricky.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11
FREAKS or THE FROST.

The Frost looked forth one still. clear
And whispered, "Now | shall be out
of sight;
SO through the valley and over the
In silence I'll take my way;
l VIII not go on like that clustering
The wind and the snow, the hail and
the rain.
Who make so much hustle and noise
i'll vain,
But iii lc rs busy as they"
Then h. few TO the mountain and
po,.dcred It's crest;
lie lii on the trees, and their bouphs
he dressed
In diamond beads; and over the breast
or the quiveting lake he spread
a coat of mail that ii need not n fear
The downward point of many n smear.
That he hung on its margin far and
near
Where rock could rear it's head.
lie went to the windows Of those who
slept,
Snd over each pane, like fairy,
ercpt;
Wherever he breathed, wherever he
stepped,
BY the light of the morn were seen
Most. beautiful things; there were
-. fowerc ahsd trees;
There were bcvics Of birds, and
swa"ms of bees;
There were cities with temples and
towers and these
All pictured in silver sheen.
But he did one thing that was hardly
fair;
He peeped in the cupboard, and, find
! ing there h
That or all had forgotten for him ts ial
"Now just to set them a-thinking,
III bite this basket of fruit" said he.
"fhis costly pitcher I'll burst in
!. three;
And the glass of water they left for
Shall 'tchick!' to tell them Pm
drinking"
New York Times.
Radicals will receive the Garland
fortune: But the meek shall inherit
Why not name one of these ship
ping board vessels the good ship
Rock and Rye?
Has the June matrimonial wave
,urned into breakers yet?
II
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11
THE CAREER OF cULBERsoN.

Time and politics waits for no man.
What pity that Senator Culberson,
of lexas, stayed OH beyond his time
ana was defeated by his own people
n a primary election for no other
reason than the fact that he is over
the hill. Americans have a foolish
idea that man is ready for the last
long rest when he is 60 years old.
Most of the great advances in
thought have been made BY men from
90 to 10 years old. Senator Culber-
son at 81 muy have some of the best
thinking years of his life amead Of
him. But the popular idea that n
front porch or fishing pond is a
iilucc for men past 60 waiting to die,
will not be downed over night. So
men in public life ought to prjvent
humiliation by quitting before the
,.ord defeat is written-at the end of
an unblemished record.-Oklahoma
City Oklahoman.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11
,DRY FORK ITEMS.

Dry Fork, Aug. s.-Nliss Ida Des-
kins. of Steelesburg, is visiting Miss
Vivian Sparks this week.
NJ Fred Linkous, of Maryland, is
visiting relatives on Dry Fork.
Miss Mabel Waldron, Of Dry Fork
made a flying trip to War, w. Va.
Saturday.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

ticcd that our Santa Fc Special was
due to leave in five minutes, so The
write, jumped on the running board
OF pass;ns Ford which was all Tho t
saved him ttom getting lcft, as the
station was fully Il quarter of mile
away. +. NJ. NJ
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Two years ago, when the Ninth
District was hopclessly Republican,
scores of Republicans wanted the
nomination but it was handed to Mr..
Slemp upon silver waiter. This
time when the political skies are
threatening, MIR. Slemp steps aside
and says: "You, my dear CASTOR. p
Honaker Herald
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

The Kansas. law prevents talking,
and we are looking for an amend
mcnt making it misdeamenor for
the baby to COO.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

mere shown thed at the yDok
will this
A Swanson
A
is the
of
Upper Iner--ssmt" Claude
wing
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Men with light heads seldom shine
ike those with lantern jaws.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

This looks like good time to en-
gage in the wood business.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Golf keeps one out in Che open;
but not paying rent does the same.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Has the June matrimonial wave
turned into breakers yet?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Why not name one of these ship
ping board vessels the good ship
Rock and Rye?
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-08-11

Radicals will receive the Garland
fortune. But the meek shall inherit
the earth.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
MEXICAN QUAIL ARRIVE IN LARG-
EST NUMBERS SINCE 1910

Between January % and April 20.
the closing date for the season OF en-
try Of Mexican quail. 1883 quail were
entered at the ports in Texas. This
is the largest number since shipments
began in 1910 OF these, 9,773 were
entered at Brownville; 15.40S at
Laredo; and 12,772 at Eagle Pass. The
Bureau OF Biological Survey of the
United States Department of Agri-
culture reports that most of these
birds were shipped to Kentucky. Mary
land. and Pennsylvania. and distribut-
ed through the game commissions for
propagating purposes.
Quail disease appeared at Laredo
about February %, and 500 birds were
placed in quarantine, but with this ex-
ception few losses occurred from the
disease. On the whole, the season
has been one of the most successful
in recent years
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
REDDICK

Mr. and Mrs. Z. H. Hopkins motor
ed to Tallahassee last week end re-
turning Monday accompanied by Mr..
Hopkins brother. and wife, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Douglas Hopkins, who will
spend some time here.
Mr. and Mrs Clyde Richardson and
daughter, Martha. of High Springs.
and Mrs. J. K Harrison of Williston.
were the guests of Mrs. Richardson's
parents, Mr. and Mrs. r. n. Johnson,
Sunday.
Mrs. Mary T.. kou returned Tues
day from Georgia where she has been
visiting relatives for the last two
weeks
Miss Altha Brothers, VINO has been
attending high school in Barlow the
past term, returned home last Fri
day
Mr. Dewey Summers and Miss Ruby
Sprott, of Barlow came up with Miss
Brothers, Mr.. Sommers returned Sat
urday. but Miss Sprott will spend
some time with Miss Brothers.
Dr. R. D. Ferguson and niece, Mrs
E. F Hart. motored to Titusville last
Sunday returning Monday afternoon.
Rev. Shepard of Zolfo Springs, a
former pastor of the Methodist church
here. passed through here this week
with his family en-route to Monticello
TO visit his father
Mrs. J. W. Core. spent Sunday in
Jacksonville
Mrs. A w. Rou and sister, with
Misses Altha Brothers and Ruby
Sprott. motored to Ocala Tuesday eve
ming to attend the high school COM
mencement exercises.
Miss Mary Johnson of Arcadia. is
spending this week here the guest of
her cousin, NJ. B. s. Dansby.
Mrs. Hubert Richardson. of Chica-
go. is visiting her uncle. Rev. Geo.
Thos. Bennett OF this place.
DR. P T. Mcclellan and family Of
Cross City have moved here. and will
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
SUMMERFiELD WANTS A CAIN.
ERY

Every enterprise needs capital, a
thoroughly good management. judg-
ment and up-to-date methods. Right
here in Summerfeld there is an op-
portunity for business investment
that will pay, we believe, handsomely.
Mr. w. E. Lee of Plant City, has
come to Summerfield with one of his
big packing houses and in doing so
has invested a large sum of money,
and further, his coming here has en-
couraged our truck growers. Mr.. Lee
is a level headed business man and
would not have invested in our sec
tion had he not seen far ahead and
that the opportunities in this section
were the best. We refer to Mr.. Lee
to show others who have the capital
that investments here will pay
This season hundreds of acres OF to-
matOes were grown and as only the
fancy fruit is accepted at the pack
ing houses for shipment, our growers
hauled back to their farms hundreds
of bushels of Gull tomatoes and many
growers left their cullS at the packing
house rather than haul them away.
These to be dumped in the woods to
rot or eaten by roaming-ticky cattle.
The question is: Are these culls of
value or good for anything? They are.
If they had been allowed to ripen on
the vines, the grower could have real
lied enough to have paid for hauling
the entire crop, had we had a cannery
here where the ripe culls could have
been sold.
Next year and the year after, the
Gull tomatoes will be dumped in the
woods to rot; it seems almost a crime.
Then why not some one with capital
come here and put up a cannery.
Florida imports hundreds of thou
sands Of canned tomatoes which is un-
necessary. The demand could be met
if chain of canneries were establish
ed at various points in the state where
tomatoes are extensively grown.
We feel sure our truckers would
cooperate with the Gamers in furnish
ing them with ripe fruit throughout
the season; also there are other vege-
tables, citrus and other fruit in sea
son that would keep a cannery busy
the year round. The opportunity is
here for a paying ness.-Summer-
field Chronicle
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
PICTURE STYLES CHANGE

Speaking of these productions. Mr.
Fox voiced belief that the style of
motion pictures appealing most
strongly to the public has changed
in the last year or two During the
war. he said. only strong dramatic
subjects seemed to find favor; topics
dealing with the gentle side of life
failing to satisfy the popular taste
But the public now. in his view, favors
stories dealing with home problems
and the saner, finer things of life gen
erally-for example. clean pictures of
outdoor life. pictures of historical
interest, beautiful spectacles. Such
films have replaced sex plays, accord
ing to Mr. Fox.
The most encouraging thing, he held
is that this change is due to the pub
lie itself; that it is not the style of
the picture which creates the public
demand. but the public demand has
rendered to create a healthier and
cleaner syle in screen production; this
going to show that from the public
taste will finally come elimination of
censorship
With rapidly growing public taste
for the classics of literature and
drama, Mr.. Fox added, has come a
change in the public's taste as to
stars.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
WITS AND FUNNIES
Those Good Old Days When We
Had Our Rights

Those Good Old Days When We
Had Our Rights
Rouse. ye BOozemenl Red-nosed men,
Outraged citizens! Listen. then.
While | break your hearts
With a tale that starts
Back in the Can Remember When:
When a man might trade a whole
weeks pay
For a glorious jag that would last
all day:
A wonderful day and wonderful
night.
Including a free lunch and a fight.
And when at last
The glad hours passed
When swOoning Nature could stand
NO more.
lie could fall asleep on the sawdust
floor.
With his weary head in the cuspidor
Them was the days; And drop a
tear
On the mournful grave of that Yester-
year.
Did ever you think of the sinful way
We waste our Jack ON a Saturday?
Blowing the wages on grub and shoes
Which once on a time would have
bought good booze.
All. cynical one. neer shake your
head.
The dime that you spend for a loaf
OF bread
Would have bought you a schooner of
fOaming beer
In h. a.. "A
year.
Dear old songs! Dear old fights!
Back I'm the days when we had our
Rightsl
Ah, golden days! When a yegg could
make
A barrel of hooch from one rattle
snake,
One rubber boot and a drug or two,
And pass IL over the bar to you
At ten a throw; then. deft and brisk,
Humming a carefree ditty. frisk
Your Sunday suit from tie to pants
And kick you out to lie in a trance
And sleep IL of in a watering trough
With wheeling snore or hectic cough
Till the gang came round with the
ambulance.
Them was the days. Them was the
nights!
We lost our dough and our liver and
lights
And an eye or sO-but we had our
Rights.
Rise, fellow Suckers good and true,
Somewhere a Voice is Calling You.
Somewhere a yegg is catching cold.
Out IN the night with piece of old
Rusty gaspipe' While he biffs
Poor old scared committing stiffs
ON the bean. he pensive sighs,
Wiping his poor bleary eyes
In an absent way as he wonders when
Wen get him back on the job again.
Shall We then endure To behold his
pain?
Shall his weeping rise to the stars in
vain?
Shall the poor yeggs tears. like the
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
w. J. BRYAN ADVISED TO TAKE
COURSE IN EVOLUTION

Morgantown. w Va, June 15.-Dr.
r. c. Spangler. professor of botany
at the University of West Virginia,
recently sent letter to William Jen-
nings Bryan. suggesting that both of
them go to the University of Chicago
summer school and take a course in
evolution and modern Christianity.
The letter is one of an exchange be-
tween the professor and Mr.. Bryan,
growing out of the letters offer of 800
to the man who could harmonic evo-
luton and the Bible. Professor Sang
Ter claimed the 800 and Mr.. Bryan
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

600 cures Bilious Fever--s-2-tf.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

The iceless refrigerator was develop
ed by extension workers as a home
convenience for use in hot. dry eli
mates where il is difficult to secure
ice. 4 report has been received by
the United States Department of Ag-
riculture showing how the principle
OF the iceless refrigerator has been
successfully applied by a Wyoming
woman florist TO keeping cut flowers
in good condition.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
BIG PROGRESS THIS SEASON Ex
PEcTED IN ROAD BUILDING

From the progress being made in
Federal-aid work, the States are exert
ing every effort to make the present
season a big one for road construction.
son big one for road construction.
according TO the Bureau of Public
Roads. United States Department of
Agriculture. In February S3.906.0OO
was allotted. and in March the figure
jumped to $12O29.0OO.
In April plans for 225 projects
were approved by the bureau. the
second largest number in the history
of Federal aid. and indications are
that the number for May will be even
larger. In the past the peak in vol
ume of plans approved came in June
and July; the earlier occurrence this
year shows that the States are MAX
ing good their promise to get as much
work under construction as possible
to take advantage of lower prices and
relieve the unemployment situation.
\ considerable portion of the projects
Tor which the plans are approved
should get under construction during
the summer and add greatly 10 the
1880 miles under construction on
March 81
ON this date the number of com
pleted projects on which final payment
had been made passed the 1000 mark,
involving ll0l7 miles 1t will be in
teresting to watch the growth in this
figure during the 1922 saeson.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16
summer rain,
summer rain,
Water a land that is Grass and crude
And sown with the seeds of ingrati-
tUde?

summer rain,
Water a land that is Grass and crude
And sown with the seeds of ingrati-
tude?
Shall we tamely sit by our bank ac-
count,
Watching it mount and mount and
mount?
Shall we hold our peace when the
Suckers then
Tell how they got it in Goucher's
Den
Knockout drops in their pail of
bOps-
Back in the | Can Remember When ?
Shall we ever forget sweet days gone
WAsn we went home loaded with
drugstore rye
And woke Wife up with a crack in
the eye,
And a bump in the nose when she
started to cry?
Dear dead days. Dear dead nights!
When the yeggs and the Suckers had
tnelr HignJS.
Lowell Atus Reese in Saturday Ev-
ening Post
Disarmament
An now. brudders and sisters"
said Parson SNOWFALL TO his flock,
you all has been hearin' a lot of re-
marks about descrappin' of desc here
wawships, but Ah wants to say here
an now dat aftah lookin' over de
election an notin' de money dat
amt in de plate, an aftah lookin' at
de great Overabundance of empty
pews an notin' de folks dat amt dere,
dey's anudder ship mo- important dat
some folks is a scrappin' an dat's de
worship! Brudder Jackson will pass
de plate again."
Host Crying to excuse his two
daughters extreme decollete to re-
turned missionary)-Yes, Mr.. Sims,
such are the prevailing modes.
Missionary-Dont for moment
think I'm embarrassed, Mr. Smythers;
have sOjOurned ten years among
savages.
Dear John" the wife wrote from
fashionable resort, Il enclose the
hotel bill"
Dear Mary" he responded. ''I en-
close check to cover the bill. but
please do not buy any more hotels
at this figure-they are cheating YOU"
Life.
John MacCOrmack has gone to Ire
land to rest. That gone to rest" is
familiar over there.
Does that novel you have just been
reading have happy ending?"
How should I know? The hero
and heroine are married in the last
chapter"
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

awarded it under protest" asking i.
series of new questions.
In his letter the professor said.
You should take the trouble 70 in
FORM yourself ON some of the common
facts that prove evolution to the
TRUTH as well as to learn how to in
terpret the Bible, according ia mod
ern views of Christianity and the na
tural laws of the universe.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

In olden times. il was believed that
the seat of the soul was the stomach.
most likely for the reason that a man
Is never so completely used up as
when his tomach is out of order. For
the cure OF ordinary stomach troubles.
there Is nothing quite SO prompt and
satisfactory as Chamberlain's Tablets.
They strengthen the stomach and en-
able Il to perform It's functions natural
ly. Give them trial. They only cost
q quarter.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

take up the practice of DR.. R. D. Fer
guson who will move to Titusville
and practice his profession where his
brother is already in charge of the
Crescent drug store. All here regret
very much to see DR.. Ferguson leave.
The Ocala banner., 1922-06-16

ChamberfsiTs Collie and oiar-..
Remedy
Every family should keep this nro.
paration at hand during the hot 90
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-01

army until now when came home
my brothers were plowing wheat
ground and the next morning after
| came / was in the field by sun
UP turning the earth with a plow
| have been farming ever since ana
expect To do the same for some
time. / like farm life because one
can be his own boss. | was in col
lCge when | was called to the COL
CTs and was away from college for
two years during the war, but | ex-
pert TO return.
q aIye had several appoint
ments offered me and have refused
MY name to be placed on any ticket
for any political office for l am
too young, and anyway / would
rather be free and Independent and
let people have these positions who
like notoriety."
Rather contrasting IL the first
hand report of Frank j. Bart, sar-
geant with the Ninth infantry, in
France. He writes:
Il have been out of work for
about ten months and az had
nothing saved up you can imagine
the humor / am in. The benches in
the park are calling strong for me.
! have learned that even a war hero
must eat, have a place to sleep. ETC..
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-01
WAR HEROES AND
THE MEDAL OF HONOR

CONTINUED FROM PAGE oNED
American Legion being held in
Cleveland.
Sergeant Gumpertz was born In
Cali sorniu, October "a, 1879, was
graduated from the stockton high
school in 1898. lie Joined the llli-
nois infantry. which became the
l32d infantry. He was promoted to
sergeantCy December %. 1917. with
an Italian private, Sebastian Emma,
Sergeant Gumpertz cleaned up q
dangerous machine gun nest on
September 90, 1918, In the Bois de
Forges, near Forges creek. Gumpertz
killed the two gunners with his
pistol fire and captured IL Germans.
Half an hour later he met another
nest and threw into It a hand gre
made. killing several and taking 16
more prisoners.
Another Oklnhoman.
Corp Harold l.. Turner OF
Seminole, was the other member OF
the 36th division to win the con-
gressional mead. or his deed, the
citation said
For conspicuous gallantry and
intrepidity above and beyond the
call of duty in action with the enemy
near II. Euenne, France October S
/ lNlNs Alltf MS hlAkbbh nav NAhl N''
the attack Corporal Turner assisted
In organizing a platoon consisting OF
tho battalion scouts. runners and q
detachment OF signal cOrP3. As sec
Ond in command OF this platoon h'
| fcarlessly led them forward through
heavy enemy fire. continually en-
couraglng the men, Later he en-
countercd deadly enemy machine
gun fire which reduced the strength
of his command to but four meI
and these were Obliged to tak'
shelter. The enemy machine-guu
emplacemcnt, 25 yards distant, KEEP
Iup a continual fire with four ma
chine guns After the fire haC
shifted momentarily Corporal Turnel
/ rushed forward with fixed bayone
and charged the position alone, cap
| turing the strong point with com
piement OF so Germans and fou
machine guns. His remarkable dis
play of courage and fearlessness wa
I instrumental in destroying tn
strong point the fire from which
had blocked the advance of hi
[ enemy
Archie A. Peck. who won the con
fressional medal OF honor whil'
serving az private with the 307tl
Infantry. 18th division, returned I,
his home In Hornell. New York a
soon as mustered ont The mornini
after MS arrival he dropped arounC
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-01


Marshall Neilau's Latest First Ma
tlunal feature. "lItR NJ Life which
rumes Go the strand This week is an
other innovation In motion picture
production.
The film was recent shown 20
gathering of prominent motlcl
picture producers In los Angeles
who were unanimous In their pro
dictlon that It would establish "A new
type of motion pitcurc entertain.
mcut.
Offering, az II does four separate
and distinct stories, Bits OF Life"
presents tho short story magazine
idea on tho screen in manner
never before ATTEMPTED. Each sto-
ry has u different type OF plot, the
first episode disclosing a sntre, tho
second n comedy drama. tho third
a meiodrnmn and the fourth n
farce which iaiexpocted to send the
patrons away with "a laugh In So
lcctlng this four stories, Ncilnn
drew from the works OF writer's who
were prominently identified with
the respective type OF plot they Offer
in this picture,
The east includes the largest as
semblagc of noted players ever Of
fered In one Neilan picture, with
such favorites M Wesley Barry, John
bowers. Lon CLANCY. RockCliffc Fol-
loves, James bradbury jr, iiarrlett
Hammond Fred Burton Anna May
Wong, Noah Bcery and Bcveral other
very popular actors and Actresses.
The entire production was staged
under Nellan'B personal direction.
The contributing authors ARE Hugh
Wiley. Walter Trumbull. Thomas
MeMorrow and Marshall Nellan.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-01

role. ANA others In the cast include
William BOYD, Mickey Moore and
Matte Peters.