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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
MUSINGS for the Evening
THE PRETTiEST ONE

TIE PRETTiEST ONE,
The purest woman that I ever see.
III tell you the truth, jest between
YOU an me.
She isn't no dazzler. and some fellers
might
Not stop to look twice, but she's nv
choice. all right.
She's not so blamed strong for the
thing they call style;
She don't wear her hair in a half
bushel pile.
The beauty shops never made much
off'n her;
She don't strut around like a peacock
and pose; 1
She don't keep a-daubin' white stuff
on her nose.
I have heard Of the beauties Of Spain
and France. gi
But with me they would not stand the
ghost of chance.
! have gaZed upon paintings of world
famous queens,
And I have seen good many made
UP actorines; M
But the woman who used to bounce
nae on her. knee rv
She's the purtiest woman that I ever
see
A ST. Paul man worth a million left
his wife a dollar. Some husbands
have no idea of the value of money
When some people die they go to
everlasting bliss, while others go to
everlasting blisters.
King George has given his new son.
in-law the Garter. And it's darned
handy thing to have at that, when one
is running around to dances and every
thing. sl
A man in Minnesota suffered a sun
stroke while the temperature was 20
below zero.
He ought to feel quite uncomfortable
about August r4s-- @
Atlantic City pastor says the piano
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

Marshall has added one large property
after another to his holdings, among
which Is the Rancho Santa Ana del
Chino. located near Pomona, Cal,
comprising $4,000 acres.
He is the principal owner of q
000,000-acre ranch, known as Palomas,
located in the republic of Mexico.
Some idea of the extent of this enor-
nous ranch may be gathered from the
fact that its northern boundary eX-
tends from a point near Ell Paso, Tex,
across the entire southern end of New
Mexico.
In addition, Mr.. Marshall is vice.
president of the Southwestern Nation
al bank, Los Angeles; president of the
Chino Land & Water company, the
Grand Canyon Cattle company, Pal.
omas Land & Cattle company, and the
Jesus Maria Rancho; president of Tor.
rance, Marshall & company, Los An
geles, and a director of 80 odd com.
panies engaged in various lines.
Mr.. Marshall is a native of 8alti.
more, where he was born March 1s,
1860. Going west at an early age, he
was first attracted to the development
OF the railways then the big western
project. However, he shortly became
interested in cattle raising and oil de-
velopments. In 1892 he married Sallie
McLemore. daughter of Marcus Nc
Lemore of Galveston, Tex, after whom
their son is named.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
The Four Power Treaty

The country hopes the senate will presently
end its discussion of the four power treaty and
.ratify the instrument. A prolonged debate on the
peace treaties will serve no good purpose. The
people are in accord so far as the contents of the
instruments are concerned, and are very anxious
that congress give it's attention to domestic
problems awaiting decision.
If the four power pact were something new,
the senate might be pardoned for INDUCING in a
protracted debate to bring out its details and
establish its true purport. But all of this was
done when the matter was pending before the
arms conference, and the people indicated then
that they accepted what their representatives at
that conference believed to be an honest effort
to settle trying question.
The proposed pact does not contemplate an
alliance with group of foreign powers. 1t does
not violate our established precedent of non
interference in foreign affairs. 1t does however
guarantee the security of the United States and
it's possessions The Pacific agreements fore
stall trouble in that quarter and relieve the
United States of menacing situation. The
diplomatic situation as it pertained to the Pacific
situation was far from being pleasant before the
conference met. The agreements have relieved
the tension in most happy way. The diplomatic
efforts of Secretary Hughes should be crowned
:by prompt ratification from the senate.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
After Dinner Stories

A Wichita woman washed her pet
poodle in toilet preparation the
other day and turned his f1eaship into
bright pink shade. The result has
been to cause great wave of prohibit
ton in the Country club district, for
the hooch drivers think they are see
ing things when they spy the passion
ate pup and are signing the pledge
right and left.
"Oh, mamma" exclaimed little Ger
trude, 81 can spell nothing and that's
big word, isn't it?"
"a pretty big word for a little maid
your age" replied her mother. "How
do you spell 'nothing'?"
e. X. MI"
'Why, darling, that isn't right"
Eyes, it isl said Gertrude, emphati.
cally. 81 said to grandma, What does
2. X. NJ. spell?' and she said moth.
ing"
1t appeals to people of refined taste
Blue Devil.-Advertise
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Preble County Oranges Celebrate

Grange organizations of Preble county, in
point of membership and activity, rank fourth in
Ohio. The membership is about 1000. Ohio
ranks second in the country. Many members of
the thirteen oranges of Preble county met at
Eaton last night to participate in the jubilee
celebration of the organization of the Ohio
grange.
The grange is based on broad principles. "It
is not enough to aid the farmer merely in the
raising of crops and the breeding Of stock" says
one of its declarations Gin its assistance toward
making the farmer more efficient, more sympa-
thetic, more broad-minded, more cooperative, in
short more valuable citizen-here is where the
largest service of the grange is rendered, where
it always has been and ever must be rendered
This duality of purpose has been noted wher-
ever the grange has enlisted the cooperation OF
the farmers of community. It has emphasized
the moral duties which the farmer owes to his
family to his community and to his country. It
is social center in many rural districts. It's
members have been taught the value of concert
ed and organized action to obtain results. The
Isolation which has surrounded the farmer has
disappeared before the socialzing efforts of the
grange and the utilization of inventions that pro-
mote rapid communication
The grange is teaching the farmer to strive
for greater efficiency in his own labor and meth
DDS and in the elimination of waste of material.
It provides him with digests of new farming
methods and of pending legislation.
These are some of the elements of the grange
movement which have been responsible for the
rapid growth of the organization in Preble coun-
ty and for the good things that have followed.
The grange is performing useful service for the
farmer
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Doctor Discovers
New Rupture Remedy

Akron. Ohio.-A prominent Ohio phy-
stefan has discovered a wonderful new
izing the treatment of rupture. This
remedy is totally different from any
other-no operation-no cutting, and
nothing to rub on" Anyone can use
losing an hour from work
Relief is felt almost Immediately and
recovery is usually so rapid as to seem
miraculous. Anyone who Is ruptured
may obtain full Information regarding
this remarkable discovery, by writing
Z. H. Scott, Hernia Specialist, 264A
Scott Bldg, Akron, Ohio, who will send
Interesting booklet in plain sealed
wrapper.-Advertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

the man who yips for brandy surely
isn't safe and sane. Oh, some booze
might make him mellow, when he goes
to hit the hay. but the taste is green
and yellow when arrives the break OF
day; there is sickness in his tummy
and his breath is rank and rummy. anc
the antlered snakes are chummy as
he tolls along his way. He is shamed
and sick and sorry when he meet;
with other men, and they seem to say
B'gorry, you've been picked once
again; ah, he might his soul deliver
from the shame that makes it CULVER
if he'd drink the wholesome river
that is flowing through the glen!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Ripping RHYMES
THE UNIVERSAL DRINK,
BY Walt Mason

Water is the noblest fluid for tho
thirsty human crew; it was drunk bv
ancient Druid, and in modern Arkan.
saw; why lament for beakers berry.
when we've lakes as large as Erie;
why make all the people weary with
your kicks against the law? There
are cool, refreshing rivers, drifting
slowly to the sea; they are good for
torpid livers, they are good for house
maids knee; come with me, oh, thirsty
critters, where the lovesick bullfroe
twitters; waters better far than bill.
tiers, it is natures choicest tea. There's
a hydrant in the alley, there's a keg
that catches rain; there's q streamle,
in the valley, there's cistern in the
lane; everywhere there's water handy
natures liquor, fine and dandy, and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
iNGRoWN TOE NAIL
How to Tougher Skin so Nail
Turns Out Itself

A few drops of "Outgro" upon the
skin surrounding the ingrowing nail re.
duces Inflammation and pain and so
toughens the tender, sensitive skin un-
derneath the toe nail. that it can not
penetrate the flesh, and the nail turns
naturally outward almost over night.
"Outgro" is a harmless, antiseptic
manufactured for chiropodists. How
ever, anyone can buy from the drug
store a tiny bottle containing direc-
observation-disclosures
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Cyrus 81. K. Curtis, left, and George
II. Lorimer, on Curtis yacht

When great publishers and
editors get to Miami, Florida, dur
ing the winter they just browse
around like ordinary folks. Cyrus
H. Curtis, publisher, of Philadel;
phia, runs his yacht down to Miami
and then invites the rest of his
folks 70 come down and enjoy the
sunshine. A recent visitor was
George q. Lorimer, editor of the
Saturday Evening Post Mr.. Lori
mer caught some fish, picked some
oranges and had great time just
loafing Ground with his old friend,
Edward W. Howe, the Kansas edi-
tor and philosopher. who spends his
winters in Miami.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Dyed Her Silk i
Stockings to
Match Skirt

Each package of Diamond Dyes
contains directions SO simple any wo-
man can dye or tint her old, worn,
faded things news. Even if she has
never dyed before, she can put a new,
rich color into shabby skirts, dresses,
waists, coats, stockings, sweaters, COW
erings, draperies, hangings, every
thing. Just tell your druggist whetll-
er the material you wish to dye is
wool or silk, or whether it is linen,
cotton or mixed goods. Diamond Dyes
never streak, spot, fade or run.-Ad-
vertisemept
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Answers to Questions

ANY reader can get the answer answer to
n by ns aasE
: In. director Washington. d. c. This Of
fer applies strictly to information. The
d ana sss a ayse on do.
mot attempt to settle domestic troubles,
nor to undertake exhaustive research
plainly and briefly. Give full name and
address and enclose Two cents IN stamps
f9r return pc pos,. n AZ replies arc sent
Z @. Did the United States pay the
expenses and entertainment Of the
I. foreign delegates. to the Peace Con-
ference?-F. S. !.
A. The state department says that
each country represented at the Con-
ference on Limitation of Armament
paid the expenses and entertainment
sums incurred by its delegates.
Q. How can one tell when the
House OF Representative is sitting as
a Committee of the Whole House on
the State Of the Union?-C. E. P.
A. When the mace is upon the ped
estal near the desk of the Speaker of
the House, the House is sitting as the
House of Representatives. When the
mace is down, the. House is sitting as
"a Committee.
@. Which way can a horse carry a
man with less effort, on his back, or
in a light vehicle?-E. P.
(. A. The Bureau of Animal Industry
says that horse can pull load In a
light vehicle with less effort than he
can carry it on his back.
@. Who in the Navy corresponds
to the Chief-of-S Staff Of the Army
z. F. w.
A. The Navy Department says
that the Chief of Naval Operations
has much the same duties as the Chief
of-Staff of the Army.
Q. How. many soldiers OF the late
war are receiving vocational educa
tion?-R. Z.
A. The Director OF the Veterans
Bureau says that at the close of 1921
there were 104,57S veterans receiving
vocational education OF these, 93,914
were receiving from $50 to $40 pei
month maintenance allowance in ad
dition to tuition, books supplies, and
equipment. The remainder of the
number were undergoing training, tut
ton, ETC., provided. but with no main.
tenance pay.
Q. What was the grain called corn
when Joseph was in Egypt and his
father came over to buy corn?-W. H
c.
A. The Hebrew word which is
translated in the Authorized Version
OF the Bible as corn refers to different
grains. such as wheat, barley, millet
and spelt.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
After Dinner Trick S

No. 115-Catching the Plato
Bend in the right forearm, and ball
auce plate upon it. Tilt the arm
slowly and allow the plate to slide of
edgeways. Quickly extend the forearm,
and the hand will come directly behind
the plate, so the fingers can catch It
before 1t reaches the floor.
This is bit of jugylery which looks
very difficult, but can be learned with
very little practice. Try the trick out
over bed or sofa, until you can do
It right. The further the plate falls
before it is caught the prettier is the
effect-unless the plate hits the floor
COPYRIGHT. 1898. by Pubic Ls6osv Cesasoss
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Memories Of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Many Richmond Democrats, particu
larly those who had been elected as
delegates to the Democratic state con-
vention, received a call from Clay w
Medsker of Plymouth, candidate FOR
the nomination for lieutenant cover.
nor on the Democratic ticket. Mr..
Medsker was one of the best known
men of northern Indiana and was ed.
itor and publisher Of the Plymouth
Democrat
Quite rumpus was being raised in
regard to Richmond's street cars and
the service. Persons were kicking on
account of the poor condition in which
the cars were. The seats were worn
out, the cars leaked, and were so worn
out in general that the public was
about to quit riding.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

scale than any
other one farmer
or rancher in this
country.
In 1904 he pur-
chased a $4,000
acre ranch in San
Ia Barbara county,
Calf, known as
the R IN C h o de
Jesus Maria, which
now supports one
of the finest herds
of Hereford cattle
to be found any
where, numbering
about 5000 head.
Cira1 thof ti,,,n Mr.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Lessons In Correct English
CORRECT ENGLISH
lnn,f Saw

Don't Say
He ENDORSED his sons entering
the navy.
The astronomer observed many
PHENOMEN.
The accountant noted many impor-
tant DATUM.
He spoke OUT LOUD.
He built SHED for his horses.
Say:
He APPROVED OF his sons enter.
ing the navy.
The astronomer observed many
PHENOMENA.
The accountant noted many impor-
tant DATA.
He spoke ALOUD.
He built a BARN for his horses.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Shelbyuille Attorney
In Congressional Race

Walter Reese, attorney of Shelb5-
vile, is a candidate for the nomina-
ton for representative in congress on
the Democratic ticket. He denies that
he is running on an Independent
ticket.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

Headaches from Slight Colds
Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets
relieve the Headache by curing the
Cold. A tonic laxative and germ des-
troyer. The genuine bears the sigma
ture of E. w. Grove. (Be sure you
get BROMO0 30c.-Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

will rival the harp in heaven. If he
is kind enough to spare us the phone
graph, we will have no objections.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

United States leads the world in the
use of chewing gum, Canada is second
and in England the sale is steadily
growing.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

Canada. with nearly 10000 miles of
railways, has a larger per capita mile
age than any other country in the
world.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08
Who's Who in the
Day News
EDWIN JEssoP MARSHALL

Edwin Jessop Marshall of Los An
geles, is probably the largest owner
of farm and ranch lands in the Unit
ed States and operates on a larger
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-03-08

1t appeals to people of refined taste
Blue Devil.-Advertisem
The New York herald., 1922-08-13
BROOKLYN BANDITS
GET S614 IN STORES
Grocery Manager Beaten
Robbers Ward Off Pursuit
With Pistols.

Bandits operating in Brooklyn last
night held up two stores. one Thomas
Roulston grocery at 19s underhill ave-
nue.. escaping In both instances. No
shots were fired. but after the Roulston
robbery the fleeing bandits twice turned
and ieveled revolvers at pursuers. The
crowd halted and the bandits ran into n
vacant lot and were lost in the dark
ness. The second robbery was in an
Atlantic and Pacific tea store In Browns
VILE.
The bandits obtained $3.50 from the
Roulston store. NO customers were
present when the bandits entered drew
revolvers and backed the manager.
Harold Jackson, and Joseph Dougherty.
a clerk. into a rear room. One bandit
guarded the two while the other opened
the cash register and obtained $50.
The bandit returned and asked jack
son tor the rest of the money. Jackson.
to show the bandit a cup under the
counter in which $500 in bills had been
placed.
Jackson and Doherty ran out In pur-
suit and a crowd joined them. No po-
licemen appeared during the brief chase,
but police searched the neighborhood for
several hours in vain.
The Atlantic and Pacific grocery store
at 1891 Fulton street, Brooklyn. between
Marcy and Tompkins avenues, was
robbed by two men who beat the man
ager and took s64 from the cash
register.
Edward Cahill. 332 Chauncey street.
Brooklyn, manager. was alone. The'men
The New York herald., 1922-08-13
LETTER WRITER, HELD,
FACES u. S. CHARGE TOO
Girl Says MissiUe From Neigh
Dor Wasn't Readable.

Walter p. Hillman. $40 Cornelia
street. Brooklyn. was before Magistrate
Folwell yesterday on -the complaint OF
Miss Emily link of 342 Cornelia street.
Miss link says that Hillnan wrote her
letter that no lady could read and en-
joy. She said that. although neighbors
for five years. she and Hillman had
never come to know each other until
Friday night when at the suggestion OF
Detective Drum she went TO movie
theater with Hilman.
She said that Hillman had suggested
the movie by telephone. Drum sat be-
hind the pair at the theater and testi-
fled that he heard Hiiiman ask Miss
link how she liked his letter and
wouldn't she reply in kind Then Drum
arrested Hillman. Magistrate Folwell
held Hillman in $4,000 bail for exami-
nation Thursday, and to add to Hill
mans woes Edward J. O'Rourlxe, super
intendent of the post office where the
letter was mailed. told the court that
he would procure a warrant from the
United States Court.
The New York herald., 1922-08-13

with wide opposition In Germany. 1t is
claimed that the failure of such n tax
became evident during the past year,
and that after the experience only the
British chose TO apply 1t. With German
production costs at nearly the world
market level the country could not carry
an added tax burden. Such a tax COL
lected in foreign currencies doubtless
would prove one of the best methods for
raising money for the Allies during the
l,eriod of Germanys heavy exporta-
tions, but the revenue would disappear
when there was trade stagnation in Ger
many.
Official circles. helpless to settle their
own financial difficulties, welcomed the
of the committee on guar
antics because they hoped 1t would show
Germany's inability to pay. The COM
mittee on guarantees already has GUS.
toms supervision in Germany. Allied
circles here fear the consequences of full
allied control and are convinced that
foreign officials would only meet with
trouble.
The New York herald., 1922-08-13
Would Melt Treasury Gold
Into Statue for Broadway

TINE Broadway Association has
been seeking suggestions for
the Improvement OF Broad
way. Here is one that a writer
modestly claims is not conserva-
tive:
Instead of utilizing the valuable
space in the Sub-Treasury for stor-
ing the gold reserve, more prac-
tical way of protecting this mass
of gold from theft would be TO melt
1t into the form of heroic sized
figure that would typify our recent
victory in the world war
The writer suggested the figure
be mounted on an obelisk fifty or
one hundred feet high so 1t would
be safe from souvenir hunters, and
that "live wires be strung about the
base" TO keep off thieves. Soldiers,
he concluded, would be used to
guard the statue If need be.
The New York herald., 1922-08-13

asked for butter. When Cahill turned
to fetch It he was struck on the head
with some sort or club. bound and
dragged into back room. He finally
worked himself free.
One -robber was about "a years old.
and Ave feet ten inches tail. The other
man was younger and about Ave feet
seven inches.
The New York herald., 1922-08-13

street. To-day she is Frieving because
they are TO leave the Ryan household.
perhaps forever.
Several days ago some OF Mrs. Ryan's
neighbors complained 70 the Health De-
partment that the cats mewings Kept
them awake at night. III. O. Burke. ami
NAL collector of the department. found
that the reports of cat song tests and
The New York herald., 1922-08-13

midnight frolics were well founded He
captured seven of the animals
Mrs. Ryan appeared yesterday morn
Ing before Judge Rooney in the First
Criminal Court Its a pity ] have to
lose them." she sighed. ''They all had
names and We're so well trained that
they ran into the attic every time any
one came 10 the housk.'
The New York herald., 1922-08-13
LOSES HER IL CATS;
NIGHT SONG TESTS END
NeUark Won1an's Woes Laid
to Neighbors' Complaints.

Mrs. Sarah Ryan is a great lover of
animals, and her favorite Is the cat.
That is why she kept seventeen. all
pretty, in her Newark home, 105 Union
The New York herald., 1922-08-13
CLAIMS turn GERMAN
EYES ON u. S.POLITICS|
Business Men and Press See|
Fairness in Mixed Com
mission.
WATCHING UNDERWOOD
Expect Alien Property toI
Figure in the Fall
Campaign.
HAVE NO HOPE IN LONDON
Officials Say Moratorium Will
Only Defer the Final
Reckoning.
HAVE NO HOPE IN LONDON

Special Cable to THE New York HERALD.
Copyright, 1929, BY THE NEW York HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
RerIin Aug. IL.