The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-03-30
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take quite a lot o. time and trouble
with the rest of the paper, because l
had to write every single word of 1t, or
else let Henry and Herbert try to,
and course they'd Just of ruined 1t.
Oh, II isn't so much to talk about !
guess; IL just sort of comes to me to
do things that way"
Like so many other young unearthed
rehearsals, this n was never TO be
played for an audience. Adults are I'M
dependable. Thirteen attempts to ex-
ercise a great philanthropy, and every
grown person in sight, with the pos
Sible exception of Great-uncle Joseph,
goes into wholly unantIcipatSj fits of
horror. Cause and effect have no re-
lation /: Fate operates without reason
able sequence-like a monkey.
And while Florence, thus pensively
disturbed, sat beside fat Uncle Joseph
during their long, long drive, relatives
of hers were indeed going into fits; at
least, so Florence would have de-
scribed their gestures and ]lncOheren-
cies of comment. And straight into such
IL ullul SIGhe ulu lllt uthiGS Ilfl Z
walk when driven home, after the
movies, by thoughts Of food, at about
six that evening. Henry Rooter had
strongly advised him against return
ing.
1t may reasonably be felt that 1t
required no particular gift of prophecy
to hazard the prediction that in all
probability a nos unpleasant form of
inquisItiOn awaited Herbert on his re-
turn to his home. And Henry Rooter
had the wisdom (and experience) OF
thirteen.
You better not" he said, wisely.
Honest, you better not, Herbert!
well, we got apple dumplings for
dinner" Herbert said, his tone show
ing the strain of mental uncertainty.
ELIZA told me this morning we were
goin' to have 'em. / kind of hate to
go, but l guess / better, Henry"
you won't see any apple dump
lings," Henry predicted.
We'll. ! believe l better try 1t,
Henry"
You better come home with me.
My father and mOther'll be perfectly
willing to nave you"
81 know that" said Herbert. But
| guess | better go home and try 1t,
anyhow, Henry. / didn't have any
thing to do with what's In the Oriole.
It's every last word ole FlOrenCe's do
ing. l haven't got any more right to
hn ninl-n1 on FOR fhof than a child "
Yes" Henry admitted. But If you
90 and tell EN- so, | bet she'd get even
with you some way that would prob
ably get me in trouble, too, before we
got through with the job. l wouldn't
tell EN- If / was you, HERBERT"
well, | wasn't intending to-" Her
bert responded gloomily; and the
thought of each, unknown to the other,
was the same, consisting of a symbolic
likeness of Waffle TOrbin at his
worst. II ought to tell on Florence;
by rights I ought" said Herbert but
I've decided | won't. There's no tellin'
what she wouldn't do. Not that she
could do anything to me, particularly
-"
Nor me. either" his friend inter-
posed hurriedly. 81 don't worry about
anything like that! Still, if / was you
/ wouldn't tell. She's only a girl, we
got to remember"
Yes" said Herbert. That's the
way l look at It, Henry; and the way
l look at 1t is just simply this: long
as she's a girl, why, simply let her go.
You can't tell what she'd do, and so
what's the use to go and tell on u
girl?"
That's the way | look at IT," Henry
agreed. whats the user If / was
In your place, I'd act just the same
way you do"
"Well," said Herbert, 81 guess I
better go on home. Henry. It's a
good while after dark"
you're maxim a big mistake!"
Henry Rooter called after him. You
won't see any apple dumplings, / bet
a hundred dollars! You better come
on home with me-"
And Herbert no more than half
opened his front door before he per-
ceived that lis friends advice had
been excellent. SO clearly Herbert
perceived this that he lmpulsively de-
cided not to open the door any far
Their, but on the contrary to close 1t,
and retire; and he would have done
so, had not his mother reached forth
and detained him. She was. i'm fact,
just inside that door, In the hall with
one Of his great-aunts, one Of his
aunts, two aunts-by-marriage, and an
elderly unmarried cousin, who were
all just on the point of leaving. How
ever, they changed their minds and
decided TO remain. now that Herbert
was among them.
II really seemed that to many per-
sons who were gathered there, appar-
emily In important consultation, his
| appearance was distinctly welcome.
His own feelings were In nowise
mixed. They were distinctly appre-
hensive. and the volley of mingled
questionings and r~eprOaches which
net him did not tend to remove them.
Each member Of the party seemed TO
feel In some manner particularly ag-
urfayad