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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-04-28
De ARECIBO

no, lla salido para isabella, donde dara
varias funciOnes.
Los dfas 3 del mes de mayo,
dard cOnferencias IN el Tcatro Oliver.
el notable orador seiior cayetano Coll
ii Cuchf. Dado Ell inter6s que despier
tan estas conferencias sobre la guerra
Sc espera en- esas noches llenos cons
pletos en- el Oliver.
Existe gran animation para los
bailes que daran les Centres soeiales
el Casino Espafiol, el salsado proximo.
u el Casino Arecibo, el lunes primero
Gle mayo. dfa de San Felipe
Ell joyen senor Juan CloqnelE dis
tingnido aficfonado la fotograffa.
presentard una collection de yistas fo-
tograficas del Arecibo sllrtdgrdSF del
Arecibo moderno, en- la exposition de
pinturas del senior Oscar Colon.
Son innumerables los artfculos que
Sc exlibiran Ell Ia Exposition Agrf-
cola, en- los saloneS de la Asambiea
Municipal. Hay 81 premies' en- meta-
lieo.
Las exposiciones de pinturas Ia
agrfcola Sc abriran al pibIico q sa-
ba6t1 % a las doce del dfa. Los Sc
ffores Andres y Lorenzo Oliver pre-
sentaran exhiDiciones industriales de
gran importancia que llamaran la
atenci6n.
Co,TfesponsaI.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
Ruth Circle Meet

The ladies of the Ruth Circle
met in the home of Mrs. e. II.
Farmer on Wednesday afternoon.
A special feature of the after
noon was the beautiful Scripture
readings on "Love" n d "Ser-
vice" by different members (
the Circle. Miss Gussie Gill was
reelected to the Office secretary
treasurer, Mrs. Cashen to that
of personal service c hal r N a n
"a n d Mrs. Sanford was elected
Mission Study leader.
Delicious refreshments con-
sisting of chocolate and C a k e
were served. Those present
were: Mesdames Dupane, Pipes,
Sanford. Cashen, Patrick, Farm
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
No True Bill In
Case of Horn

Tfgrand jury, which conyen-
ed in special session Monday,
concluded it's labors Wednesday
evening an d adjourned. Z d g
body found FIVE true bills q n q
two no true bills. Among the no.
true bills found was Tony Horn,
murder, and Nevirs Lawson. ct
ais, cow stealing. Horn was ar
rested in connection with t b g
killing of Dewey Haines OF Long
Leaf. who was shot while riding
in an automobile, with several
companions between Forest Hill
and Lecompte several weeks ago.
The grand jury report, ID full,
follows:
REPORT OF GRAND JURY
alexandria, La. Dec. IS, 1922.
aTo the Honorable, the Judge,
of the Thirteenth Judicial
District Court, Division "a,
sitting in and for the Parish
of RapidesG Greeting:
I'VE, your grand inrors, duly
elected, qualified and sworn and
called Ii special session by order
Of your honorable court, beg
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
er and Miss Gussie Gill.
The Ruth Circle ladies will
meet in the home of Mrs. Wales
next Wednesday, December 90.
Methodist Bazaar
Great Success

The Methodist La d lie s held
their annual Bazaar, December
9TH. The bazaar was a success in
every respect, and we wish t 0
thank every one who assisted in
any way, especially do we thank
Mr.. Carruth, who so kindly ten
dered his Garage. -Supt. Public
ity.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
leave.to submit our report.

Ieave-to submit our report.
"We have examined h e two
c a Sc specially mentione d il
your charge to US, as well as five
other cases which have b e e i
brought to our attention during
our present session. We have
found five true bills and two no.
true bills, a list of which we at
tach to and make a part hereof.
1--WE have been unable to get
sufficient evidance before US to
establish. case at the present
time against Tony Horn for the
murderof Dewey Haines, though
we have examined several wit
nesses and have spared no tin. g
and effort IN our Investigation.
"We have Investigated the kill.
ing of Peter Mechanics, who was
found slain a few days ago. We
have examined all the witnesses
who apparently would know the
facts in the and we are unable to
Fix the responsibility on any indi.
yidual, and We therefore pass the
same.
ssHaving completed our labor,
we beg leave to file this report
and to present the indictments
against the parties indicted by
this grand jury and ask that we
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
be discharged, subject to the call
of your honorable court Town
Talk.


Earl Hicks of Leesville has ac-
cepted a position with the @. A.
Carruth Motor Co. We are glad
to welcome Mr.. Hicks to Glen
mora.
r. Moss of Oakdale was a bus.
mess here today.
w. A. McDevitt visited h j 5
farm near Lamourie Monday.
D. w. Dunn of Lamourie was a
business visitor here Monday.
Subscribe for The Patriot 1,5o
per year.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-12-15
DIED

On Monday, December II, at
his home few miles from town,
Mr.. D. W. Burgins. MIR. Burgins
had been in ill health for some
time and his death was not a sur
Prise t his m any frie DIS and
relatives here,
The fureral serv ses were held
Tuesday, interment. being ii ade
in Buffers cemetery near Fer
est Hill. To the bereayed family
The Patriot extends most heart,
felt sympathy.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
NIGHT SCHOOL TO BE HELD
AT PRESBNTERIANN NCHURCH.

The official board Of the Central Pres.
hyterian Church has determined 10 again
offer the use Of the church buildings
for a night school course similam 10
the one held during the past year at
that church.
Glasses viii be organized In all sub.
jccts which the demand iustifies IL.
and It is probable that college prepare.
tory courses Will be offered The school
last year proved to be great success.
when the subjects OF business arlthme.
tic. business algebra. Spanish. short.
hand. and keeping were taught. Many
capable teachers have enlisted 10 teach
classes this year and all will give their
services free. There will IL no tuition.
only the cost OF the books used In the
work. This course Is bicng given In
order that anyone desiring TO take up
some special line Of study who cannot
otherwise do 80 at his convenience. may
receive instruction here.
All persons In the city who are In.
teres,ed IN enrolling with class this
year. are asked 20 be present al a meet.
INK 10 be held on Monday evening. at
710 o'clock az the Central Prcsbyte.
rian Annex. when plans for the school
win 10 made
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
DIR. TIIOMSEN TO PREACH OK
-"CmNMBERS OF IMNGEKl"

Or Thomson. pastor OF the Contra
Presbyterian Church has recently O.,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
CLARENDON SOCIETY

Tom NaylVr was an Amarillo visitor
Monday.
Miss Doe Glenn o. Amarillo was US.
ting friends the last OF the week.
Miss Pauline Bell spent the week end
iu Amarillo the guests OF Mrs. T. r.
ThRll
Mss Lncsle Tatum Is visiting her sis.
ter. Mrs Clyde Douglis 81 Dallas and
attending the Fair
Tom Naylor and wife attended n fam.
ily reunion In Amarillo SUNDAY.
Miss l.uoile Collision spent tho week
tnd in Hcdley the guest OF Miss Mae
Mopsrling.
Mr.. and Mrs. HOY Moorc 81 White
deer are visiting IN the T. l.. Moor,
home.
Mrr'. Gee LEARNERS and Miss Edna
Burr Of Leila Lake were shopping In
ibe city wednesday.
Misses Carolyn Mclean and Jessie
Morrison are In DALLAS this week attend
ing the Fair
Mrs Cart Boston returned Tuesday
fr"p .Altus and Norman where she has
been visiting
Mr'. Crcil RcIyis and little son are
visiting In Childrcss THIS week
Mrs Euh Cox spen, last week IN wich.
L., Fails
Mrs 7. u. Morcmln % Hvllcy visited
here Ls, week
Clarendon News
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
MIAMI SOCIETY.

Mrs NJ G. Moore and two daughters
left for Amarillo Monday after spend.
ing the past three months here visiting
relatives.
Mrs ~ S. Parsons and daughter.
Miss Thelma. and Miss LucyAnthro.
bust, al OF Clarendon, were here Sun.
dav
J. " Phillpo,t returned home Satur-
day night. from Galveston. where he
had been for the past three weeks. much
improved IN health.
Mr. and Mrs r. W. prcesaug were
In Wichita. Kansas. last week. attend.
ing the Wheat Show.
Mrs a. C. Smith sister Of Mrs II.
r. Baird. md daughter ADA Lee. 81
Elk city. Kansas. are here this week.
visiting NJ the II L. Iialrd home
Mrs. n S. locke lctt Tuesday for
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
PAMrA SOCIETY.

Mrs I S. Wade and little niece
Ellnoc Thompson VIII leave FRIDAY for
Grandviev. Texas Mrs wade has been
the guest OF her sister Mrs NJ s.
Thompson. and other relatives here
Mrs ". e. Jenkins and daughter.
Mis- BESSIE. who have been visiting
Mr.. W. u SIlvey and family. left laS,
week Tor their home in Louisville Nv.
They were accompanied 20 Amarillo
w Mrs Silvey and son. Gwynn and
Mrs. H. c. Thompson. who resides In
The latter city.
L. G. McMurtry and -. T smith were
Clarendon visitors Monday
Jcsses orchestra Of Amarillo furnish.
Al The music for the dance AZ American
Legion hail Friday night \ large crowd
was present.
Mrs. Tom bunting and children leo,
sunday for Shattuck Okla. after A
visit with Mrs. Bert Isbcll and family.
aud other friends here.
J. p. Arnold and wife Of Aitica Kas
we're guests Of Mr. and Mrs Ncls Wal.
berE and family. Tuesday. Mr.. Arnold
Is a brother OF Mrs. walbcrg.
sils anu hTo. J. T. " liiAiiNN spent
the weekend in Clarendon. visiting rel.
stlvcs and friends
Or. a. Y. sawyer and family we're
Amarillo visitors sunday. returning
home Monday.
Clinton Henry returned 20 Goodnight
Monday after taking in the pampa
Fair.
Mrs. c. L. Thompson Of Kansas. s.
the guest " her daughter. Mrs Mays o
Hopkins and family.
Mrs. Mary Evans Of Justin. Texas.
vas the guest o. her nephew. l. =.
McMuriry and family last week. She
departed Saturday. and was accom-.
pahied by Mrs. 7. u williams
Or. and Mrs A Cole were Amarillo
visitors "Wednesday -Pampa News
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14

Spur. 20 spend a few days visiting with
her mother
W O'Bricn, OF near Amarillo. has
leased the L. A. Wells ranch In this
county. and will use Il for pasture dur.
ing the coming winter
Mrs W. ID. Lee, OF White Deer. Is
visiting this week with her daughter,
Mrs. Il. =. Mathers.
Mrs George Scitz and sister. Miss
Buclah Williams. OF Mobecte were
shopping here "wednesday.
Mrs. j. +. Johnston. and daughter.
Edith were visiting Ia Canadian Sat-
urday and Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs W. l. Russell, Of Rich
field. Kansas. came in sunday for "A
visit with their parents.
Mrs. H. ". Elkins. OF III Paso. is hero
this week visiting her children. Robert
Elkins and Mrs. J. II. Kelly.
Mr. aud Mrs. j " Burks Of ANA.
rillo were IN town last Thursday. on
business and visiting with friends
Miami Chiof
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14

turned from his attendance ni the Tex
AS Synod Of the Presbyterian Church
n. s. \. which WAS held In sherman.
lie will speak NJ both Morning and Ey-
cniug Services tomorrow The evening
attendance at this church has been par
ticularly good recently ana Dr Thorn
sen has been delivering twenty minute
sermons touching ON pertinent sub
jccts In life today al these services. The
Sunday school Orchestra OF ten pieces
under the leadership ~ Jack DOoley.
furnishes number ~ musical sclec.
tons at these services and additional
special music IN also given By the choir.
The public h. invited 10 attend all these
services. Dr Thoms,n's subject sunday
evening WI be- Chambers 81 Imagery. %
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
Society-Editorials
.SOQGETY
ALvAH d. MEYER. EDITOR. PHONE Al
CANYON SOCIETY.

/ Mr.. and Mrs. $ ~ Caldwell Of Ann.
rlllo, visited last week end with Maud
Stewart.
Miss Mary Ferguson visited friends
In Amarillo last week.
Mrs. $. V Writ visited Mrs. G.. L.
Abbott In Amarillo last week.
Mr.. and Mrs Henry Ruthkncr. OF
Amarillo visited In Canyon saturday.
Miss Pearl Jinkins visited home folks
/ IN Amarillo last week end.
Clyde Johnson was a caller In ANA.
arillo Sunday.
o. l. Smith was a business caller In
Amarillo Tuesday
W j. Flcshcr and family visited In
Amarillo Monday.
Loren Baker. Of Amarillo. was a call.
or her Saturday
Misses Alicia and Glen Doris Abbott.
OF Amarillo. visited friends in Canyon
last week.
/ Howe Buckncr. Of Amarillo. was a
caller In Canyon Tuesday.
/ Mr.. and Mrs Mace Whitman wcro
callers In Amarillo Monday.
] Mr. and Mrs Author GrcEgs and
children visited in Amarillo TUESDAY.
Leo Abbott who has been visiting
his uncle. Clint Abbott. returned home
10 Amarillo Sunday
W J. wootcn was a caller IN Amarillo
Tuesday.
Miss Pearl Richards was caller in
Amarillo Tuesday
Weldon Goodnight IL visiting friends
IN Amarillo this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Price visited In
Amarillo Tuesday
Miss Helen Bishop visited In ANA.
rillo last weekend.
Mrs J. $. Caldwell Of Amarillo. Wis.
tied in Canyon last week.
Miss birdie Lee Burkhaltcr was a
caller In Amarillo Saturday
Charles Tadlock and Carter Blcdsoc.
OF Amarillo, visited friends here sun.
day.
Ray Smith was a caller in Amarillo
Saturday.
Miss Frances Wyatt Of Amarillo. Wis.
Tied her mother Mrs. g. S. Wyatt. here
last weekend
Tom Murphy ~ Amarillo was q call.
er here Friday.
Mr. and Mrs I u. Cole. Of Amarillo.
visited at the Mrs. G.. $ Wyatt homo
last week end
Mrs o. I. Smith returned home sun.
day from pcrrytou where she has been
visiting her daughter. Mrs. \. T. Holt.
Miss Winnie Mae Word. who Is a..
tending the Normal this year. visited
homo folks In Amarillo last week. end.
y. \. Park and David Jr.. Of Anna.
rillo were callers here Saturday.
Mrs Banks Jones 81 Amarillo. visit.
cd friends In Canyon last week Ran.
dali County News
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
MEMPHIS NOCIIfTN

Mrs. $. u. Compton returned home
last SUNDAY from Fort Worth. where
she has been for several weeks under
care Of physicians. She is recovering
from an operation at this time
&. ". Crawford. who has bccn with
ia" HIGHLAND Mercantile COMPANY Tor
sumo time. has purchased q business
- H"dley. and moved his family N
that place this week
T G. Anthony and family 81 Las
Vegas, New Mexico. were her. several
d,,s ths past week. visiting relatives
and friends Ito Is now running y ranch
near iaF Vegas
\ { Hendricks left Tuesday Tor
Young County. where h" n playing tho
oil game
Mrs. y u. Kunt1 viii pui in tho mex,
fortnight visiting her sons IN OkL,ho.
ins.
G. Y Singer returned "Wednesday
from ibo Dallas Pair lie reports It
rather tame this year
IIrlvard Finch went ~ Kansas CITY
With shlpn'on, u cattle SATURDAY
HAIL County Herald
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
Mclean SOCIETY

J. l.. Collier. Mrs Jlck Hodges and
children, Miss Robbie and Kenneth
spent the weekend with relatives at
Groom
A. G.. Richardson lcf. Tor Del RIO
Monday.
Bill farrcn ~ Gmccy ,u. shopping
In Mclean Saturday
4. -. lIcdrick az Alnnrecd. was a
business visitor 10 Mclean Saturday.
Mrand Mrs. r.. j. Coffry and little
son. attended the BAN game ut yelling
ton Friday.
Arthur Erwin lefi SUNDAY Tor Dallas
TO attend the Fair.
Mrs j. $. scarcy and little grandson
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14

lcft sunday Tor Amarillo 10 visit reia-
tlycs
Mrs. NJ. y. Bentley and sons. Enoch
and Fred. attended the ball game NJ
Clarendon Friday Hnl Bentley. ~
plninvicw accompanied them home to
spend the weekend
r.. Rack was a Wellington visitor
Friday Mclean News.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
FIRST BAPTIST
IL NOR CHOfRS.

This Is the sixth week OF this new
organization OF the First Baptist church
and much praiscworthy mention Is be.
INK made OF the methods taught TO the
conductor 4. John Meyers
The Junior chorus meets "a O'Clock
this afternoon In the prayer meeting
rooms. The second lesson in elementary
conducting will BE- given and al chill
drcn are asked 90 bring their haions.
An children between the ages Of 70
~ years are cordially invited 10 attend.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
MADAME ROBISCHtUD TO BB
Mt MONTGOMERY BROS TODAY.

Many are expected to visit Mont.
fomery Brothers today TO enlist the
services OF NADINE Roblschaud OF
Paris. France, who Ia here TO lend the
benefit OF her years OF experience at
corset fitting at request. Madame has
BEEN with the Kabo Corset Co. for a
number OF years. and will ~ both Kabo
and LeNcvo corscts.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14
FIRST MEETING To BT IIEID
BN u NOR PHIIH.iRMONICS.

The first meeting OF the year will b.
held by the Junior Philharmonic Club.
at O'Clock this afternoon. in the Pres.
lytcrinn Han All members are urged
10 be present
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-10-14

Easo the rsn Of a rheumatic attack
Ny rubbing application OF Rsliard' 5
SNOW Linirncni II relieves tenderness
and strengthens ne join's Three sEcs.
soc. soc. and 81 20 per bottle Sold By
City Drug store.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
Flapper Fairy Tales.

tudwta-Shafl I call a taxtt
oeorsette-oh, no letS walk
and get the nice cool breeze from
the river
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

A crosstown car passed Colum-
bus Circle at 11:5s p. m. 1t was
running wild which accounted for
its appearance.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
All About
Town
By Dave Sentner
Especial Correspondent

Especial Correspondent
n KANY citizens were out -
M streets yesterday watching
xVA each other watch each
other.
In line with the ancient custom
of the village, the theaters re-
quired tickets for admission.
At 818 one citizen succeeded In
getting from the east side to the
west side Of Broadway. The side
walks were lined with natives
who cheered the feat. The heroic
citizen was later killed on his way
back trying to avoid reporters.
A crosstown car passed Colum-
bus Circle at 11:5s p. m. 1t was
running wild which accounted for
its appearance.
An orangeade clerk was arrest
cd for dropping some orange Juice
in the orangeade. He claimed 1t
was an accident.
The Movie Operators Associa-
ton wrote to The Bulb, the viii
lage newspaper. protesting against
the audience applauding at the
movies. They contended it keeps
the operator awake.
A commuter was discovered
flivver into the subway on one
fliver into the subway on one
nickel. The inspector let him 90
when the culprit agreed to drop
the flivver in tho slot.
The valet and chauffeur of
Sammy Stub. one Of the village
professional beggars, were search
ing last night for a diamond
cigarette holder that Sammy lost
while on duty.
Two living masculine models
demonstrated overcoats in a hab-
erdashery window on the village
main street while two hundred
dummies on the other side Of the
window demonstrated paralysis.
The belle Of the Deaf and Dumb
Dancing Club Is suing The Bulb
for calling her a Dumbelle.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
PARDON US,
BUT

Ono criminal waste of time 10 to
spend all day preparing q meal
that IL eaten in ten minutes.
What we want now IL q Dictator
for the bootlegging business.
II you can't afford to buy coal
90 to Florida.
Germany shouldn't kick about
paying the indemnity. Wasn't she
willing for peace at any price?
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
RADIO RAGTIME|
ABS SAPvILLE.
Mornin' Ashes.

ABS SAPvILLE.
Mornin' Ashes.
To Cinders.
Hero goes:
when were wallxin' sticks first
invented?"
when Adam handed Hvs Z
CAIN"
Boy. you sure guess EN-.
Try this one:
"Why does o preacher say
Dearly beloved brethren instead
Of sisters3"
Because the brethren embrace
the sisters"
WOW, Ashes. you're . guessin'
fool today. Try this.
"whst 10 the highest form Of
animal life?"
"The giraffe"
Fam. You guessed EN- all. So
long, see you tomorrow. All right.
Cfnders.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
Etiquette at
Table
BY Les COnklin

"HERE Is no need to be EN-.
barrassed because Of blum
- ders in table etiquette, as no.
body Is perfect. Every family
makes bad breaks sooner or later.
Most Of them happen when some.
body drops q hot plate.
The knife should be placed at
the right hand side of the plate,
unless your mother.in-law is sit.
ting next to you. Then 1t should
be gripped firmly in the right
hand as a weapon Of defense in
case of q sudden attack.
Bread should be buttered on
the upper side. II the butter is
poor. 1t is wise to pose as con-
Wet and feed on dry bread and
water.
The fork is used to eat meat
and peas and to scratch mosquito
bites on the back Of your leg.
In a restaurant, the spoon IL
used to pound on the plate and
attract the attention of the
walter when you want quick
service.
One of the most delicate prob.
lens in table etiquette Is eating
peas correctly. The best way to
do 1t Is to roll them into a heap
and make a vicious stab at them
with the fork before they can
sneak away on you.
The seating arrangement Is
left to your discretion. A man
with any sense Of good taste at
all will always find seat be-
tween two pretty girls.
. :, If you are expecting call
from your bootlegger, sit as close
to the door as possible. II one
of your guests owes you money,
sit between him and the door.
1t is very unsafe to sit be-
tween two fat persons. especially
if they eat with a sidewheel
movement. If you are caught in
a jam like this, you will be I'M
able to WELD your fork with any
great degree of efficiency.
II you do not like to talk sit
between two women. They will
talk so much that nobody will
notice your silence.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
NEWLYWED
WALLS

81 NY married woman should
N be able to help write
"a popular song. All she has
to do is supply the words and her
husband will get the air easily
enough outside.
Be II ever so humble, there is
NO place like bachelor quarters.
The Spartans used to place
ring on their captives' fingers to
designate them as slaves. Today
the order Is changed somewhat.
A girl has q man place a ring
on her finger to show she has a
slave.
The fellow who wrote Keep
the Home Fires Burning" must
have been a married man who
hated the Job Of starting the fur
mace every morning.
. Not ali women complain con-
tinually to their husbands. Not
all women have husbands to COM
plain to. so they suffer in silence
until they get one.
When q woman comes to that
pass where she Is considered In
the age.before. beauty class, she
suddenly begins to have an un-
swerving faith in what the beauty
specialist recommends.
II life were az moving picture.
women would supply ninety per
cent Of all the talking titles.
Benedicts are like sheep. Both
are shorn regularly by their
masters.
Nature 10 infallible. You can
tell the age of a horse by its
teeth, and the age Of q woman
generally by how old her hus-
band II.
The fellow who jokingly refers
n his wife as the sweet woman
MA have q sneaking suspicion.
Gys it[with some bitter thoughts.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

well. old man, Ia your. oil
stove, working good7"
"F'ine-can't you smell it,"
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
lever See?

A ffapper without q tpatick?
A eirous without trained scals2
A husband without an Alihit =.
A parlor singer declining to
performf
A pullman porter without a
whfshroomt
A bootleeser without fundsf :,
Well, neither did vel
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
A Poker Definition,

Bobby-Father, what b 2 die
tionary2
Misunderstanding that you cit
ON IN q poker game when there
aren't enough chairs to 60 round,
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

Bum-Ya see, am connected
with the Hoboes' Welfare Club.
Cop-well. IL va don't move
vail be connected with some
other club.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

II heard 2 delicious bit Of Cos
stp about Alice ~ the reception"
81 thought she was there IN the
ROOM"
"Oh, yes, but we asked her to
sfng."-Boston Transcript.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24
inspiration.

Jnck--There goes Benzine. the
great author. They say that he
$ has to be next to Nature to write
anything worth while.
Jim--Yes. he can't work unless
ne in surrounded by orange bios.
SONS.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

"How did It feel to drop four
miles and a half in a parachutef"
Madam. IL you must know"
replied the bored aviator, II had
a sinking teeling."-Birminehar ham
Ase-Herald.
The Washington times., 1922-11-24

Blackstons-Why do women
always like to parade their new
finery before their friends?
Mrs. Biackstone-For the same
reason, I suppose. that you men
dress up like drum majors at
your lodge conventions.-New
York Sun.