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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
WHY SOME MEN GO INSANE
Kind Of Office "Help" With Which
Most Of Us Are More or Less
Familiar.

The Colorado building boasts the
"dumhest" girl in all Washington. as
serts the Post of that city. She's a
nectarine. a pippin' and a peach. Re
Gently her boss. who is a very busy.
believing sort of man, told her 10 get
Agriculture on the telephone. She
jumped for a phone directory.
Time wore on. Late afternoon
came. The boss had been engrossed
in matters Of grave Importance. and
II was nearly 4 30 before he suddenly
recalled that Annie hadn't reported
on his morning phone call
Annie" he Numbered, where's my
Agriculture callT
"why. I'm sorry, sir. but it hasn't
got a phone
"Who hasn't got a phOneT
"Why, Mr.. Culture. sir. looked
through all the C's and all the KS,
sir, and l couldn't find Mr.. Agra Cul-
lures name in either list, sir"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

z--F ar He National Geographic
EtUn. p. 60
w Is -....uE 90 be learned
- te raHrr swing around the
n Gr ta PRESIDENT Of France
e- Wrr.a De- Includes visits TO
E- ..'E places near which.
Gar Scar. .. Christian infidels'
rs-s &C r.rrfeL smiles Of well
a1s -t -, French party where
t- I o reans received sc0wls
urra .r seems that the history
fE-ra 8, being repeated and that
l- ar-e peuerrati0n Is prov
nj s.rHes - this anomalous conn
- @ ErH name means "the
ge W lt which has har-
br r. gsly than Egypt or
E- E Eavor Of The East.
l- 80 Morocco scorned
r- and had succeeded
- t least a millennium
ale the times. MosleIn
SCI. .- Jews and Chris
GAS -.ra .r r.4 with a mixture of
l and hostility. Be
z# -s r-r ~ pressure by the
t- Christians were per
100 IL Tangier, Moroe-
cas- .H .t as a dog town.
1 -a l-. map-maker insisted
E- tae map ~ Morocco.
A t- ErrHueans lived In the
e-rI .t Ian-ier and q few
Co., nE fs and in some 81
De- tH-, larel holy. IL was a.
MI as d llHslem foreigners life
- T.-a g. appear.
IT. Gr#aH 20 today is something
q -4t-rH EHveruslentaily. The
rE - is 81. under tie control u
n s-H1 Hf W.roecu. As a matter
g lt lUss.r the country Is d.
A.-- .-ta r.r Tarts-still nOminally
--f ne - Along the Mediter-
---.- z-. sEtelling inland for 80 10
t -as 6, PIE narrow zone recog-
-.- GO 0a under spanish influence. A
~ rl by the sultan is sup
p lgrol u this zone. as
sk tg officials. The city Of
.-ff .- r.a uorthwestern point 81
#-. small surrounding
'i- destitute "A special zone
.- Irrational commission
N-l officials. The main
eel. llr-neco-something Ike
-rf'Es-is under a French
.e which has existed since
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
Has Many Capitals

Is a land Of many capitals.
- .s palaces in Fez. Taflelt.
.ll.raeco City, and Rabai.
Ere each from time 20 time.
Seems IanEier was the diplo-
where an foreign en-
~ .ie resilient and where a rep
=. tae sultan also resided.
l-- rty were too insecure in
tr foreign ENJOYS 60 feel
E.e eEy en- which the sultan
- .n .e living. This situation
-.- since the French protec-
e-s published and the resi-.
sara. now resides in the city
t-n having residences as
q ne iler capitals.
PIE sea. Tans.er is the Arab
N..th Africa par excellence. for
= ..saes u yellow. green and
which scattered modern con-
So Fave marred the otherwise
g. ttness 81 the native city.
sEable until the steam
80 .u Being a city Of in
-. 2 .-s .een visited only on the
ls b. the sultan.
- traveller from Europe win be
= 111e By the total lack OF
=. rumble ~ city streets.
a. Gle uneven thoroughfares
- PARTS paved with cobble-
r1- el vehicles are practi-
80 not only in Tangier,
A. q the empire. The streets
ttele,s crowded with other
a.. -f-->port. 80 narrow are
49, en that AZ the oft-repeated
-a1k OUT one must again
a . fng into some doorway
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

An Indiana city famed for its pO-
Iitical scraps" has a budding poll
tician. He is only nine years old.
Ills father was reading the news
paper the other morning at he break
fast table when ne looked up and said
81 see you've reelected Mrs. T
superintendent of schools again"
The wife started 10 comment. but
the son beat her TO Ii. "On which
ticket?" he asked.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

Little Willie came home from school
the other day with a black eye.
willie. where did you get that black
eye?" asked mother.
Johnny Smith hit me" answered
Willie.
Il hope you remember what your
Sunday school teacher said about
heaping Goals on the head of your
enemies?"
"wen. ma. I didn't have any coal.
so | Just stuck his head in the ash
barrel"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

In a Wyoming coal mine there Is
an electrical mine locomotive that Is
still going strong after 81 years. 1t
has hauled 3,Tl25O0 tons OF coal an
average Of 10 miles. Many mule
has gone TO quiet grave in that
period; for mules may come and mules
may go. hut an electric locomotive goes
all the time.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

In less than - years the electricity
produced I'm America has increased
more than 10 times. until II is now
five times greater than the energy that
every man In the nation could put
forth in a year, working eight hours a
day. Obeisance to the real bear for
work ~
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
Watch cutleura Improve Your skin.

on rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash of Ointment I'm five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. II
Is wonderful what Cuticura will do
for poor compilations. dandruff, itching
and red rough Observation-Disclosures.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
HEST YOUR TIRED FEET

ALIENS FOOT=EAsE. the antiseptie
powder 90 be shaken into the SHOES ssops
ne pain OF corns and bunions. and gives
quick relief TO sweating. callous- tired. aen-
ing tender feet. biisters and sore spots. II
resfs the feet. keeps them cool and coutort-
ahie shoes and stoc kings wear twice as long
So IN Won walk in comfOrt.-AdvertiseEle
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
sometimes There.

They kissed when the judge grant
ed their divorce decreeT'
Yes"
There's nothing Ike parting
friends"
but is 1t proper for a man and
woman 10 kiss in such a public way
when they are no longer married7'
81 see no objection to 1t. provided
their future mates are not In court
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
Rule With No Exceptions.

When you meet a wealthy old bach
elor you may be sure that you have at
last encountered a man who has
learned 10 say no and stick 10 il.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
Net loo East.

This juror seems intelligent
LET us examine him a little before
rejecting him. Perhaps he isn't"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
JurY-LadY.

Mrs. Main Street Injecting Mrs
New Street in the drug stOrel-I hear
you're going 10 be on the iuryT
Mrs. New Street Crying 10 disguise
her pridel-Yes. and there's only
twenty-three people drawn altogether.
Mrs. Main Street-Is il the grand
jury.
Mrs. New Street COMPATIBILITY
Why. Of course. l wouldn't be on that
other kind Of jury.-ChicagO Journal
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
Turning IL Loose.

Heavens. woman. You've turned
yourself into a veritable talking ma
chine. Why. all through our long en-
gagement you had hardly a word TO
say"
Il know Il. but all the time ! was
thinking Of things 10 say after we
were married.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
The orlainator.

"who started this See America
First movementT
columbus"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

A smart man never makes the same
mistake. but there are a million kinds
Of mistakes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

The common friend Of an engaged
couple has a hard row 10 hoe.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05

Keep n stin upper lip, and to be
physically fiji, n straight backbone.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-07-05
The Old
Carriage Maker
Had an
Important Truth

make each part strong the rest was his way OF building
chse that woudnt out TILL
This illustrates doctors busy these days
human bodies break down because some part ism "
stronga as the others
Vev often it's because Unbalanced food lacking some mpor-
tant element This especially OF Ills developed In
childhood, and carried on through ife
cereal. plan
of building the restto serve human need Grape
those best OF the held grams whet
and barley including elements and wonderful
food for building ands sustaining health and strength
crispness of CrapeNuts make wei
come dish when you're hungry.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17
BIBLE REVEALS WILL OF GOD TOWARD men,
TEACHES WAY OF SALVATION TO EVERY ONE;
"USE IT DILIGENTLY" IS SUNDAYS ADVICE

in the face of consump ton, as we do
now with smallpox and diphtheria.,
And the sum of all human expert
ence goes to show that it has been
profitable to think on these things,
for without thought and investiga-
ton having been expended upon
| them, they wouldn't do US the slight
est good. All the good that we en-
joy has come to us because somebody
took time to think, and we receive
the benefit of their thought and in
vesigation.
1t is because Watts took time to
think of the steam engine he saw
poking it's finger at him out of the
spout of his tea-kettle, as he sat
there and watched it boil, that we
have the locomotive which came puff
fling out of his brain.
Put Through
To Their Work.
! Benjamin Franklin took time to
think of the giant of electricity thai
he saw cracking its whip in the sky
and it was Franklin's hand that
caught the horse that was harnessed
/ by Morse That is why we have the
/ telegraph, the telephone and all these
wonderful inventions that benefit US
| We must think on things that are
forever true or we will have to SUE
4 fer the loss and inconvenience of do
/ ing without them
What is true Of material things is
equally true of spiritual things, ana
there are eternal verities that have
to do with your soul and mine thai
are just as true as the facts that have
to do with our bodies. The truths
that effect my soul are of vitality
more Importance to me than those
that simply affect my body, just a:
your health is more important to yoI
than the color of the dress that yoI
wear, or your house than the pain
that you have on-you know, ! salt
house. don't mean your face.
/ There is nothing harder seemingly
than to get people to stop and thinl
of things that are of great import
ance. That is why they are wretch
ed today, in poverty, That is VIII.
lot of people are in squalor ant
want; they didn't do the thinking, ant
the planning that they should hav'
done yesterday That is why peopl'
are going to the devil in multitudes
That is why men are becoming drunk
ards. That is why they arc becom
ing thieves. 1t is because they ar,
careless of their companions and the.
don't stop to think of the ultimat
end
God Gives Man
Plenty of Warning.
They won't stop to consider tn
warning that God has placed befor
them That is why we have railroa
, wrecks, steamship wrecks-somebod
was careless, somebody sent tn
: wrong order, somebody didn't rea
the order right, somebody left tn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17

The Text-"Whatsoever things are
true, think on these things" Philip
plans 4th chapter, 18th verse.
In his sermon on Think on These
Things" at the tabernacle, Rev. w. A.
Sunday said Tuesday evening:
1t pays in thousand ways to be in
harmony with things that are forever
and eternally true. 1t is a fact that
there is a certain needle that always
points in a certain direction. that is.
always north, and shaping its course
accordingly has been the salvation of
every ship that has ever made a safe
journey from port to port.
1t is fact that there is a great
giant in steam that waited for ages
and begged for the privilege of com
ing and turning our machinery and
doing hard work.
1t is a fact that there is another
giant in coal that had a long sleep
in the mountains, waiting to be awak
ened to come and generate our steam
1t is fact that there has always
been enormous power and blessing in
electricity, and it waited for ages to
come and illuminate our homes, drive
our machinery, and make its applica
ton in mechanical pursuits.
1t is a fact that there is a fortune
in almost every weed that grows By
the road, and I do not believe thai
there is a disease that flesh is he'll
to that there grows not a weed or ar
j herb that will cure it. 1t is there
and when we have wisdom and intel
! ligence enough to find it out, we viii
discover that Gcd Almighty made i
! to cure some disease.
| Disease Will
! Be Cured.
The day will come when the white
plague, consumption will be con
! quered. OF all the people that die
one out of eleven die from consump
| ton. OF all the women, one out o
| eight dies of cancer, but the physi
clans, with their marvellous skill anC
their tireless labors for the benefi
Of humanity, will some day discove
something that will make US laugl
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17

All through Jesus reach the land
of glory will never be disturbed.
Most of the people want to be good,
but don't exactly know how to make
out. The vast majority of those who
fall are victims of circumstances; they
are captured by an ambuscade.
If we are delivered where someone
else has stumbled and fallen, it is be-
cause the strong arm of the LORD
saved and protected us; not because
we are better than others.
If God had treated us as society
treats us We would all have been in
hell long ago.
At the great day it will be found
out that there men gone clear over in
to all forms of iniquity, plunged into
utter abandonment, who before they
yielded to the first temptation resisted
more evil than the man who had been
normal.
We ought to be more charitable to
those in whose ancestral line is the
hangman's knot and the blood of a
thief
1t is a different thing to swim with
the current and to swim against it,
We are wise enough to recognize
the difference in the blood of cattle,
horses and hogs. By the law of eter-
nal fairness we ought to make al
lowances for the same difference in
human beings.
In estimating the misdoings OF
others we must take into account
hereditary tendencies.
All some people live for is to jim.
my something out of somebody else
The worst of ages is the age in which
we live; we are money drunk.
Let's all resolve to condemn less and
pray more.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17

judgment if in this world we have
been harsh on those astray?
This world will grow old and die;
stars will burn down in their sockets
and expire. The sun like a spark
struck from an anvil will flash and
then go out forever. The winds will
utter their last whisper, the ocean will
heave its last groan, but you and
will live on after the mountain peaks,
mighty to enjoy, mighty to love
mighty to hate and mighty to soar and
sink. Then what will be to us the
store, the office, the shop, the ap
plause of the world or the scorn OF
enemies.
All who through Jesus reach. the
land of glory will never be disturbed
! There will be none to dispute theil
throne: they will reign forever.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17
Sunday Revival Program
WEDNESDAY
1880 p. m.-Song service and sermon. Lutheran nigh

73O p. m-SOng and sermon. Lutheran night.
THURSDAY
1000 a. m-Mr. Sunday speaks at Country club
1000 a. m.-Communty meeting, Third NJ E. church;
Albert Peterson, leader
Noon-Men's shop meeting, Swayne-Robns company.
Noon-Busness womans luncheon at Reid Memorial
church
1890 p. m.-Business mems meeting, Y. M. c. A
12:45 p m.-Earlham College meeting; Miss Kinney
leader
2:30 p m.-Song service and sermon
$3.50 m.-Bble Glass; Miss Kinney leader.
4:30 p m.-West Side boys and girls West Richmond
Friends meeting house, Miss Kinney, leader.
4:3O p m.-Rchmond Business College meeting; Mrs
Asher, leader.
5:45 p m.-Business womans council Reid Memorial
church
7:30 p m.-Song service and sermon. Delegations
from Camden Ohio, Starr Piano company, and Changers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17
COMMUNITY MEETING
AT THIRD M. E, CHURCH

special community meeting is to
be held at the Third NJ E. church at
the corner of Hunt and Charles street.
on Thursday morning at 10 o'clock.
Albert Peterson, of the Sunday par
ty, Is to lead the meeting
This is to be a different kind of
meeting, than any that are usually
held" declared Miss Kinney, who is in
charge of the general field under
which this meeting is conducted. 1T
is not prayer meeting of the kind
that is held Friday morning, it is a
community meeting, with every one of
the neighborhood there"
Peterson, who is officially the Gus
todian of the tabernacle, is the assist
ant pianist, of the Sunday party, and
conducts shop meetings for men at
noon, in the course of the revival.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17

The Text-"WhatsoeVer things are
true. think on these things" Philip
plans 4th chapter, 18th verse.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17
All Want to
Be Good

In the study of society have come
; to the conclusion that most of the peo-
pie want to be good, but don't always
know exactly how to make out. They
make enough good resolutions to lift
them into angelhood The vast ma
jority of those who fail are victims of
! circumstances; they are captured by
an ambuscade. If their temptations
came out in regiment to fight in the
open field, they would conquer like
! David did Goliath.
! Let US resolve to scold less and to
pray more. In the Bible the symbol
/ for all gracious influence is the dove,
! not the porcupine. We may so un-
successfully manage the life-boat that
we may sink those we wish to save.
| What Roadway will we make in the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-17

All through Jesus reach the land
of glory will never be disturbed.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-09-06
PROCESSION En- HATILbO

Les deyotos del agrado Coraz6n de
Jesils, Il iniciativa del Rydo. Pbro.
IDelg:,do, de lIatillo. y del enthusiastic
joven cat0iico, d. los CaballeroS de
Colon de San Juan, Miguel Angel de
Lara. que raslb aquI una tempor&da
con motive de la enfermcdaj 1ie su
distinguida esposa; llevaron { efecto
solemnes cultos en- honor del SantO,
llevandolo en- procession hasta, el barrio
del "Pajuil', Il algunos Kilometres de
la poblSci6n, y volviendo esta en- la
nisma forma por la tarde.
lei Pdrroco di0 la communion, despues
de numcrosas confosiones, Il los fjelcs
del "Pajuil'' y Sc llevarOn Il efectO 40
bautizos algunos matrimCniOs.
La imagen, llevada en- andas, tuvo
un acompailamiento de mas de 500
personals el trayectO dur0 alrededor
de dos horGs, pues el poblaLO queda
algo distante dc la poblaci0n.
l1l acto result0 una muestra viva
entusiasta del fervor religioso de los
cat6licos de Ii poblaci6n y el eXpresa-
tIo poblado, y los iniciadores obtuvie-
ron el mejor GXito
La distinguida seilora de Lara esta
i'm tanto mejor, y hubo ,consultas en-
tire los Goctores Suscni, de Arecibo, y
Ihussi, dc Hatillo, confiando en- que
la mejorfa culminard con rdpido res
uablecimicnto
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-09-06
INFORMACION DEL SUR

Ponce, septiembre 3.-Esta tarde, a
las dos hemos preguntado por el es-
tado del estimable senior Agustin E.
Font, Fiscal de la Corte de este Dis
trito y Sc nos ha informado que 81
que mejorando, aunque Sc prohibe,
por los facultativos, verle personal
mente.
.-Esta madrugada un incendio con-
sumio el alnacen de tabaco> y taller
de despalillado que existfa en- la ca
rretera de Adjuntas, perteneciente a
los senores 81. B. Lichtenstein Co."
Sc investiga el origen del suceso.
DE un momento a otro saldra una
comision del Taller Benefico de Arte-
sanos de Ponce, por la Isla para colo
car bonos cuyo importe Sc destina a
la construction de un edifcio propio.
En- el primer desafio sostenido
esta mafana entire ell ''Puerto Rico" y
el"Ponce" en- el Campo Atletico local,
vencio aquel este con un total de 5
carreras.
Este resultado revela la pujanza
con que surje la arena ell "Ponce",
que como Sc sabe ha sido organizado
ultimamente y que en- su primer en-
cuentro Sc topa con un club que ha
venido manteniendo muy alta SUI BAN
dera.
-Esta madrugada Aljandro Colon,
vecino de la Gale Victoria, No. ISL,
lsintio ruido en- ell interior de su casa y
al acudir Sc tropezo con una persona
extrana, la que agarro por ell ga
ban. Ell intruso dejo parte del gaban,
una varita baston fino. y en- el boil
sillo interior del gaban un rizo, como
de mujer, huyendo sin ser identificado.
---El policia Marcelino Torres ha
detenido Acisclo Colon, porque las
A y media de la maiiana descerrajo un
gallinero, propiedad de Ramon Mon
talvo, en- la calle Crist6bal Colon al
parecer para robar unas aves, siendo
detenido cuando emprendia la fuga.
DE que Ponce progresa en- cuanto
a ornate, 10 prueban los nuevos IMAGES
tuosos ediicios que Sc construyen, en-
tire, los que recordamos levantan ell
Credito Ahorro el Royal Bank,
frente a la Plaza de Degetau ell pri-
nero y el segundo. frente a, la de Mu-
loz Rivera; un elegante chalet ,const
truido en- la calle del CptQs4poE nues-
tro amigo don Mariana, ,Riveya,9e 9el que
levantara en- breve don Rosendo Mar
tinez frente al Cine Mgpdialt,y otros
mas. que Sc alzan.ya, terminates o.en
construction en- distintos ,sitips de la
tciudad, ;3.-.. s.. .sa.s, % Il obsi}co
IL ----NUestro amigo don Carlos Espi-
net, por su abogadol ell Leedo, Flores
Colon, ha desistido de. IA demapda de
4ivoreio. entablada contra 81 ,esposa la
dstimable sonora Lima Lsmoutte, al
cuaI proposito ha radicado diehe jul
I;risconsulto una mocion en-, la ,Corte de
Distrito, de. Ponce. sv;ss;t,n5 giob
,.-Mientras Sc nombra al ,abogado
que habra de suceder al Lcdo. Anto-
MO Torres C6rdoya que renpnci6 el
cargo de Juez Municipal de esta ciu-
dad, Sc asegura que actuara impair
tiendo justicia ell Lcdo. Casteion, del
Departamento de Justicia.
Ell detective Juan R. Colon ha de-
nunciado a Nicolas Rodriguez a
Carlos NJ. Antonetti, acusandoles de
que mientras efectuaban una mudan-
"a del senior Juan Gonzalez sustraje-