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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Albuquerque Twenty Years Age

Miss Rebecca Rowland, Presbyterian missionary
teacher at PaJarito, had an interesting Christmas
entertainment at her school yesterday.
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little gem of calendar is being distributed
by b A. sleystcr, the fire insurance man.
DR.. E. L. Hewitt, president of the Las Vegas
normal, is in the city
G. volney Howard, formerly OF Santa Re, who
figured in mock duel in Boulder. Colo, arranged
by students has been presented with handsome
meerschauro pipe by Boulder firm. Howard was
compelled TO fight duel because he smoked a
pipe the campus, which Is against The Junior
senior rule. He did not know the fight framed,
and made such gritty showing that the students
have all acclaimed him nervy young man.
Charles N. Higgins and Walter Gillian of Las
Vegas will be examined before the supreme court
for admission to the bar.
Two hundred delegates expected to attend
the convention of the New Mexico Educational
association in Las Vegas.
Among the Albuquerqueans who will attend the
educational convention are Superintendent stroIp
Professors Lenker, Decker and Nicholson; Mrs. La
Bar, Misses Hunt, Hughes and Tway, OF the public
schools; DR.. W. G. Tight Professor Magnusson, and
Professor Hodgin Of the University.
Conductor Tway OF Albuquerque got off his train
in the dark at Pisgah, lonely siding. A wildcat
followed him to the station, and when he discov-
cred what was going he hastened hs'speed.
An Old Time column in the Silver City Enter
prise tells of the days when butter sold there for
81 pound.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
MINNESOTA H0LSTEIN
cow BREAKS BUTTER
PRODUCTION RECORD

Omaha, Neb., Zee. t9.--"May
Walker Ollie Holmstead," a Hol-
stein COW owned by the Minnesota
Holstein company at Austin, Mimi,
has broken the worlds record for
years production of butter, her
figures for 5u5 days ending at.
midnight last night being 1,2l7.27
pounds Of butter fat. the equiva-
lent of 1926 pounds of butter,
according to A. L, Eberhart, presi-
dent of the company and manager
Of a local packing plant.
The former record of 1.,506.9
pounds of butter was held by
Duchess Skylark Ormsby," n
Holstein, whose death occurred in
Minneapolis a few years ago. ac-
cording to Mr.. Eberhart, who said
information concerning the new
record was received by telegraph
from V. S. Culver, secretary-treaa-
urer of the Minnesota Holstein
concern at Austin.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
LIVESTOCK


NAhNNhtsS
Chicago, Dec. 10 (U. 9. Depart
ment OF Agric" '.ure) .-Hogs-Re
ceipts $4,000. Market sc to 10c
lower than Mondays best time
Bulk 23O to 3O0-pound butchers
$8.05@S.15; 100 to 210-pound av-
erages mostly around $3.50; best
140 to 180-pound averages. 1926
$3.50; top, $3.50; packing sows,
s7.25@7.80; desirable pigs, $500 %
S.25; bulk, $7.90@8.20; heavy
hogs, S8.05@s.15; medium. $50
18.25; light, $S.259S.SO; light
light, $S.20@S.3O; packing sows,
smooth, $7.50@ISo; packing sows,
rough, s7.25@76o; killing pigs,
s8.0O@S.25.
Cattle-Receipts $4,000. Market
slow; killing quality mostly plain,
Better grades beef steers strong,
early S11.40; lower grades beef
steers and yearlings, Gamers and
cutters, bulls and vealers around
steady; better grades killing heif-
ers and cows, stockers and feeders
unevenly lower; bulk desirable
vealers to packers early, 1925 %
9.T5; bologna bulls mostly $4.25 q
4.40. .....
Sheep-Receipts $4,000. Fat
lambs opening slow. tending lower,
Early top, S15.15 to shippers;
$14.75 to packers; freshly sshorn
S0-pound fed lambs, $3.50; fed
S5-pound yearling wethers. S12.25;
sheep active; heavy fat ewes, $500
q 500; lighter weight up to s7.40
paid for some averaging 120
pounds,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
THE EASY WAY

Some people spend their whole lives
III an effort to live longer. Thev snend
all their time and energy in first one fad
and then another, in their feverish desire
70 lengthen their days, and forget to fin
them with the things that make life really
worth living. ''
There are other people who give no
thought at all to the maintenance of life.
until they suddenly realize that their days
are shortening. Then they grasp irration-
ally at any magical scheme, any Fountain
i OF Youth, any charm or incarnation that
will grant them new lease on life.
The first class of people forget what
life is for. The second class neglect to
care for the lives they have. Hence the
sudden need Of magic potion in so
man cases.
The alleged discovery of an extraordi-
nary plant, to displace meat in the diet,
that will lengthen life indefinitely will
appeal to this class of people. The expo
nent of this discovery, writing from Paris,
claims Biblical authority by identifying it
with the Tree of Life in the Garden of
Eden, adding that Adams sin was not
the traditional one but that of departing
from the vegetarian diet, which included
this plant.
This report will doubtless raise the
hopes of numerous credulous persons who
are constantly on the watch for the new
and strange.
There is just one way to a long life.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

Pop came home late for suppir
last mite, bringing n little plant
with him and saying to ma, Hers
plant / picked up, l CESS I'm a
little late.
l CESS you're about an hour late,
ma sed. Id rather Of had you erly
without the plant but its a RELY
pritty plant, wat kind of plant
is it? / thawt you were run over
or something, she sed.
Not at all, on the contrary, pop
sed. WY, its a little 'nported plant
that grows very well in all kinds
Of weather, believe, especially
indoors, he sed
Imported, well well, don't you
know the name of it? ma sed.
Certeny l do, you don't sipposa
id buy a plant with no idcer Of
vat kind it was do you? pop sed.
Wen, don't know, men are fun
ny about plants, ma sed, and pop
sed, Eny time you catch me buy
ing enything without knowing the
name of it, please call poleece-
man and have me taken away for
ixamination.
Well wat kind off plant is it?
ma sed.
Q, the name of it. Ill tell you,
pop sed. And he started to look
like somebody trying to remember
a name, saying, It's an imported
plant and as long as you remem-
Der to waiter it regulerly it wont
give you eny trubble, it awt to be
wattered once or twice a week, or
maybe every day or so.
Well wich? Its very important,
ma sed, and pop sed, Well, maybe
1t will be best to use your own
judgemint, its an imported plant.
I wish knew wat kind it was.
1t looks something like q begonia,
ma sed.
That's Exactly wat 1t is, a begonia
begonia, that's the name of It, /
told you knew the name begonia,
pop SGD.
Well my goodniss watts imported
about that? ma sed, and pop sed
Maybe jest the flower pot, I be-
leeve those flower pots are made
IN Germinny.
Jest being an ornerry looking
flower pop, and we went IN to sup
pir, being stake under onions,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
The Markets
by the Associated prees.
FINANCIAL
wall Street

Days total sales, $4,000 shares.
Twenty industrials averaged
.9S.23: net sgain, SIS.
High, 1922: 1OS.4S; low, 1859.
Twenty railroads averaged
.SG.9S; net gain, &c.
High, 1929: 93.99; low. 7S.A3.
New York. Zee. 19.-Opposing
speculative forces struggled for
control of today's stock market,
which showed alternate periods of
weakness and strength with final
price tendency upwards. Trading
was largely of a professional char
Scter. there being little evidence of
the January reinvestment demand
which usually makes its appear
ance Mt this time.
Operators for the advance were
encouraged by the resistance that
the general market had shown to
the cut in the Great Northern div
idend. the official denials OF ru-
mored T.. s. Steel and General
Electric stock dividends, the re-
fusal Of the Morgan firm to con-
slider an international loan to Ger
many and the forced liquidation
occasioned by yesterdays stock eX-
change failure. but they were un-
able to attract much of an outside
following in their effort to bid up
various shares. Spectators for
the decline likewise failed to make
much progress, despite their rather
! heavy offerings of some of the rail,
steel and public utilities issues.
Baldwin was one of the out
standing features, more than 50,-
900 shares changing hands at
prices ranging from 1864 to 1871,
the closing price Of 130& repre-
senting net gain OF as on the
day. Higher lead prices were re-
/ Elected in an advance OF nearly
| five points in National Lead. fish
! er Body recovered all but Ia
points OF Yesterdays "a point loss.
closing at 210, or five points below
| its peak price. Mexican Petro-
leum, total transactions in which
now average only few hundred
shares a day. established a new
high for the year at 251, or two
points above yesterdays close.
Pan-Americ issues also moved
up. the "a" gaining II and d IL
General Electric, which had
created a new peak price at 1870.
broke seven points on an an
nouncement that no stock or extra
cash dividend was contemplated
and then rallied feebly. closing at
q slight fractional loss.
Most of the equipments were in
good demand. In addition to the
marked strength Of Baldwin. gains
of one to two points were shown
by American Car, American Loco
motive, Pullman and Railway Steel
| Spring. Motors also were buoyant,
Studebaker, Pierce Arrow pre-
ferred and Chandler each gaining
( q point or more. Coppers moved
within narrow limits.
Call money held steady at ~
per cent throughout the session
go aar
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
THE ADVICE GIVER

The pathetic eagerness with which
Europe pleads for little word of help
full advice from the United States is
euualled only by the pathetic alarm with
which Europe receives any little word
that is offered her.
The apparent inconsistency will puzzle
Americans of the honest type, who are
fairly busy with their own affairs and
have had neither the time nor the in
clination to study those of Europe. Scarce
ly week passes but some distinguished
representative of the old world begs, with
tears in his voice, for the United States
to show a brotherly spirit, and extend to
Europe the blessing of word or two Of
sound advice. At least, that is the con-
struction generally placed on the appeals
for cooperation. What else can it be-?
The people of Europe do not want to be
thought beggars; not these proud old
races of warrior kings with history Of
national triumphs extending back to the
days when hector was pup.
They want us to chat with them, in
helpful wise. "Have some conversation
with u.s." is the way Clemenceau put it.
They ask US to exercise that moral au-
thority which the absence of self interest
embodies; to be the calm and candid
friend where hot blood threatens peril to
peace; they want some sound, practical
lessons on How to Make the First Mill
ion." But do they want it?
Have not the past three years shown
that just as soon as the United States
takes Europe at her word,-or Words
Europe goes cold and assumes a tone.
sometimes acrimonious, but always
PANIED. 1t appears not to be what she
wanted. There are confused mutterings
Yet 1t is the cooperation that was sought
and, as at Lausanne, the very soundest
ADVICE this country could give, or to
walch EUROPE could listen. From remote
New Mexico Herbert Hoover gave advice
winch Europe would have profited r.
heed. 0Al'oN ~
But here appears the great obstacle
between the United States and Europe
N any approach to brotherhood. The
adYlce this country gives is always along
a line exactly opposite to the practice
Of Europe. Hence there is nothing this
country can say that will be easy or agree
able listening for Europe. Yet the
United States, following its own advice. i,
prosperous; while Europe, failing tc
profit by the example," is not. Per.
maps the cynics are right and what Eu.
rope means by cooperation is not sound
ADVICE and moral authority. but a be.
neVolent acquiescence in Europe's per.
manent production of "The Road Tc
KUN" with the United States acting as
angel for the show.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
DUG OUT BY ROOT

II would seem that we need third party in this
country about badly one is needed on hon
eymoon.
Will LaPoint has announced his candidacy tor
the republican nomination for congressman in 1924
This is the second time he has nominated himself
this year, and everybody is wondering what he will
find to do with his time next year.
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Herby comes in with this Despite the
fact that James Couzens United States senator from
Michigan was brought up in a Ford factory, his
friends predict that he will not be easily ratified.
We thought that the Bernalillo county demo-
Gratis had recommended somebody for every ap-
pointve office on the calendar, until we found
there are to be two vacancies on the state high
way commission while they recommended but one
appointee.
Note: 1t was discovered later that the omission
was due to an oversight, and recommendation will
be made at once.
Is this Judge Chambers?" asked a man walking
into Judge Hickey's room at the court house.
mo, this is Judge Hickey" was the reply.
well, the sign the door says, Judges Cham
bers,'" said the visitor.
preacher In Fort Sumner has advertised that
he will preach 1.-THE Dimensions OF Heaven"
We willing to predict that they sufficiently
luISe u euIAt dl1 VINO dle louHu SABipie'
y 9
We wondered how j. c. Penney could afford to
have his life insured for 100000, until we heard
that his middle is Cash.
AT this time of the year good many men begin
to hope that Santa Claus Judgment of cigars has
improved AS to neckties they know there's no
use in hoping.
Happenings at Washington are now handed out
by the A. P IN tabloid form, but have difficulty
lin swallowing some Of them.
An ounce of Prevention
Said Willie to his father,
I will ask you just one question:
How much Christmas turk and candy
Gives a youngster indigestion?"
DO not worry said his daddy,
Eat to bust the rules Of Hoyle.
f your tummY starts to hurt you,
We will give you castor OIL"
L'Envoy-
Bill looked at Dad in CONSERVATION,
But ate that day with moderation.
Women in Breathtt county, Kentucky, are be-
coming so civilized that they are wearing guns
Civilized Woman
! Said the court: 1.-THE women bailiffs
| VIII now search the ladies' clothes;
! Look for sx-guns IN their bustIes,
| Search for daggers IN their hose.
Gather up the deadly weapons,
Put them there behind the door,
Danes who wish to show they're marksmen,
! May spit tobacco at the floor.
'Ts better far to show you're skillful
| Splitting at floorbosrd crack,
Than welding firearms with abandon
/ And shooting jurists in the back"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
AIR MAIL PILOT
FOUND ALIVE At
RANCH IN UTAH
Henry G. B0onStra Is Un-
hurt, Except for a Slight
ly Frost Bitten Foot;
Forced Down Friday

Salt Lake City, Utah. Dec. 19.--
Air Mail Pilot Henry G. Boonstra,
missing since last Friday morning
when he became lost in a blizzard
while flying with government mail
from Salt Lake to Rock Springs,
Wyoming, was found alive and
well at Rigby ranch, near Coal
vile, Utah, early today by n
searching party.
Boonstra declared except for a
slightly frost bitten foot he was
unhurt.
The missing pilot said his plane
was forced down Friday morning
on Porcuplne Ridge about l.
miles northeast of Coalvllle and
that he hiked through the deep
SHOWS until Saturday night--3G
hours-before finally reaching
shelter at the ranch, which is
about four miles south and east of
Porcupine. "a
There is no telephone service to
the ranch and Boonstra declared
he was awaiting better weather
before going to Coalville to notify
Salt Lake air mail authorities OF
his fate and whereabouts.
Boonstra said he made per-
feet landing on the flat unwooded
surface of Porcupine ridge, but
predicted that salvage of his plane
is impossible because of the snow.
He believes it will have to rest
where It is as a memorial to air
mail pluck.
Throughout yesterday a dozen or
mara Dlanps wpro scouting over
northeastern Utah and southwest
ern Wyoming in the hope of find
ing Boonstra. Late in the after
noon Pilot Scott of Salt Lake came
in with the report that he had
sighted an airplane, apparently
wrecked on Porcupine ridge and
a searching party was immediately
dispatched from Coalville. IT. was
this rescue band that found Boone
stra at the Rigby ranch.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
GRAIN
Chicago Board of Trade

Chicago. Dec. 19.--Government
figures suggesting that the new
winter wheat crop would be 49,
100000 bushels larger as COM
pared with corresponding esti-
mates at this time last year had
a bearish effect on the wheat mar
ket today. Closing prices were un-
settled. ranging from " c net lower
to NC advance with May .$1.25M
to s1.25A and July $1.15% to
$1.l5%. Corn finished at Nc to
%c decline to W gain and oats off
Mc to nc. In provisions the out
come was UNCHANGED to 15c down.
Evident lessening Of confidence
upon the part of holders was
shown In the wheat market not
wlthstanding. that some authori-
Ties said the really significant fea-
ture OF the government report was
the fact that except in two. cases
the condition If the, winter crop ii
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
JAPAN WILL Be DRY
WITHIN A FEW YEARS,
DR.. JORDAN DECLARES

San Francisco, Calf, Dec. 19.--
Japan will, be dry" nation
within few years." declared Da-
vid Starr Jordan. chancellor
emeritus of Stanford university
who has Just returned from a visit
of three months in Japan.
THE people over there see the
advantage of prohibition" DR.. Jor-
dan said. Many Of them are aid
ing to bring 1T about"
A donation Of $4,000 to endow
a chair of alcoholic research in one
of the japanese universities was
promised by Shyo2u Aoki, n retired
merchant and capitalist of Toxic,
Mr.. Jordan said, after he described
the achievement OF a similar chair
at Stanford university,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Gift of a Tightwad

Jeff Doakes was known far and
wide for his economical habits, and
gloried in them.
IN bet, Jeff" remarked an ac-
quaintance, that you didn't even
spend money to buy your wife q
birthday present this year"
We'll, yes" admitted Doakes
regretfulIy. 'T weakened a little
when her birthday come around.
went and spent 81 putin an ad in
the paper that she takes in SEWN.
American Legion Weekly.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Willing to BE Ohlirinc

A British recruiting sergeant,
with an eye to business, approach
ed a smart looking lad who was
WIS on a milk round in the neigh
borhood of Buckingham Palace.
"Well, my lad" he said, land
how would you like to serve the
king"
The lad had also an eye TO busl-
ness and promptly replied:
Fine. sir. How much does he
take day?"-Lynchburg Progress.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
GERHART Is CHOSEN
AS DEPUTY CLERK OF
u. S. DISTRICT COURT

Santa Fe, Dec. 10.--H. B. Ger
hart, formerly of Stanley but now
resident of Santa Fe, has been
selected as deputy clerk Of the
United States district court, to sue
ceed William r. Rose, who will
take the office of clerk January /.
Mr.. Rose takes the place vacated
by WHY Parsons. resigned.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
PRODUCE
Chicago

Chicago, Dec. 19.-Potatoes--
Market steady. Receipts 81 cars
Total U. S. shipments, 247 cars
Wisconsin sacked and bulk round
whites No. I. 95c@$1,1o cwt
Minnesota sacked and bulk rount
whites, soc OSLO cwt.; Idaho
sacked Rurals No. I, $1.15 cwt.
Poultry-Alive, unsettled. Fowls
13@1S1sc: springs, 171hc; roost.
ers, 1sc; turkeys, 35c; geese, 21c
Butter-Unchanged.
Eggs-MarlSet unchanged. Re.
ceipts 3,s1T cases.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

The time money and commercial
paper markets were quiet with no
change in rates.
Official denial Of the German
loan rumors had a depressing ef-
feet on the Foreign exchanges, de-
mand sterling dropping nearly 3
cents to s4.619s. French francs
slumped in the early dealings but
advanced later to 7.49 cents. or
slightly above yesterdays final
quotations. German marks were
back to &c a hundred.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

''Well, I think I'll learn to cook
while you are absent"
That's a good idea. And I'll
take the dog over and leave him
with one of the neighbors, THE
Monitor,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

Mrs. William II. Pickford, for
nerly Miss Helen Burch, popular
in Washington social circles, Is fur
nishing "a home among the studios
OF Greenwich Village New York.
whore she will reside In an attic
In the heart OF the Bohemian belt.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

Kansas city. Dec. 1s.--.wheat--
No. 2 hard, s1.l791.25; No. 2 red,
$1.2781.29.
Corn-No. white. TSc; No. .
yellow, 751kc.
Hay--Unchanged.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

That is the careful, conscientious, and
consistent observance of the laws of life
physical, mental, and moral. There is
no short and easy way. 1t is long and
hard. But it is worth while.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
rODAY's BEST THOUGMT

It is easy in the world to live after the worlds
opinion 1t is easy in solitude to 1--we after own;
but the great man is he who in the midst Of the
crowd, keeps with perfect sweetness the indepcnd-
ence OF solitude. 80,
--RALr WALDO EMEHsoN.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Foreign Exchange

New York, Dec. 19.-Foreign ex-
changes, irregular. Great Britain
demand, 4.6S Ia; cables, 4.63 1-2
Sixty day bills on banks, 461
France demand 7.49; cables, $50
Italy demand, 500 1-2; cables
$40. Belgium demand, 6.S7; ca
bles. 6.S7 1-2. German demand
.0150; cables, .015l. Holland de-
mand, $3.50; cables, 39.s2. Nor
way demand, 1906. Sweden de-
mand, 26.S7. Denmark demand
20.72. Switzerland demand, 1892
Spain demand, 1915. Greece de.
mand, 1888. Poland demand
.0057. Czecho-Slovakia demand
2.97. Argentine demand, S8.12
Brazil demand, 1928.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
His Explanation

IFS TNUIUIlntIUN
Miss Quiz--I heard that Ding
leigh was hissed off the stage last
night. How did the audience re-
ceive you?
Mr.. singer-Fine. They gave my
first song a splendid reception, but
when | was half way through the
second they started Kissing old
Dingleigh again. - Kansas City
Star,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Now York Cotton

New York, Dec. 19.-Cotton fu-
lures closed steady. Dec, $500;
Jan, s25.s9; March, $26.13; May,
S26.27; July. S26.1O.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
New York Metals

New York, Dec. 19.-Copper--
Firm. Electrolytic, spot and near
by, 14ia Ola sc; futures, 14Fsc.
Tin--Firm. Spot and nearby.
ssS.12QsSS.25; futures. s3s.25@
$3.50.
Iron-Steady, price unchanged.
Lead-Firm. Spot, $7.25@7.S5.
Zinc--Steady. East st. Louis
spot and nearby delivery. $1,000
7.20.
Antimony-Spot, ss.376e.s2.
Foreign bar silver, 627sc.
Mexican dollars, 477sc.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
A LITTLE LAUGHTER
Automatic

Agent-When are you going TO
pay for that sewing machine l sold
you?
Mrs. Deerle--Pay for It? why,
you said that In short time it
would pay for itself!--Selected
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

Kansas City, Dec. 19.--Butter
and poultry unchanged,
Eggs-Market &c lower. Firsts,
43c; selects, SOC.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20

A New York damsel, claiming to have
been cheated of the title of best-formed
woman in the country, is asking damages
of 100000, which appears also to be a
beautiful figure.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Now York Money

New York, Dec. 19.---Call mon
ey firm; high, Al; low, Az; rul-
ing rate. 4M; closing bid, Az:
offered at 5; last loan, AZ. Call
loans against acceptances, Az:
time loans. steady; mixed collat-
erai 5000 days. AZ 65; AS
months. 8. prime commercial pa
per, AZ
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
liberty Bonds

New York, Dec. 19.-Liberty
bonds closed: 31s's, $10O.4s; sec
ond As, $9S.12: first AIS. $98.90;
second AVS, s9S1o; third 4A's,
s9S.76; fourth 4H's, $9S.4s; Vic
tory, AXIS uncalled. $100.S4; U. S.
treasury AIS, $99.7s.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
BY THE WAY

Now William G. McAdoo's son has been
arrested in California for speeding. The
family has every reason in the world to
look upon California as kind of hoodoo
state.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-20
Skin Games

isn't there some fable about
the ass Disgusting himself with a
lion skim"
Eyes, but now the colleges do the
trick with sheepskin. Wash
ington Dirge.