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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

IT'D NH VIl I ~ VVb'
/ may fail 10 be as clever as my
neighbor down the street,
L may fail to be as wealthy as some
other men L meet
1 may never win the glory which a
lot of men have had.
But I've got to be successful as a
little fellows dad,
There are certain dreams I cherish
which I'd like TO see come true
There are things t would accomplish
ere my time of life is through,
But the task my heart is set on is
To guide a little lad
And TO make myself successful as
that little fellows dad.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30
WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE
T II a THERE'LL BE No
TOWER TO-DAY on ACCOUNT
OF OUR LITTLE DAUGHTER.


Did any one OF you in the hearing
Of my voice ever try to sit down and
think and try to write something,
while a 2O-months-old baby cut up
monkey shines along side Of you?
You haven't. Ell? All right then,
Wen continue with today's lesson.
Our little daughter, shortly after
We began writing this, became
tangled up i'm the electric wires OF
the Christmas tree. which we have
kept intact in our living room for
( her special benefit although it's
darn near the fourth of July by now.
tangled up, we had to go 10 her res
cue. After a hard struggle we
finally succeeded i'm sorting the Two
OF them out. Evelyn and the Christ
mas tree. and we returned heatedly
/ TO work at the end of an hours de-
/ lay. if having been necessary to ease
I the Christmas tree gently out Of the
window as a result Of little daugh-
ters accident.
Then we sat down to concentrate
over the writing of The Tower.
Jake Heckaman, we pondered.
/ hadn't been mentioned lately, so we
We're busily engaged i'm framing up
la wise crack revolving around
Jake, when little Evelyn suddenly
/ without no warning whatsoever. fell
/ off the eighth story Of one of our
best book cases. CT course this par
| ticular book case still belongs to
! Fred Rose but he being away on a
trip, we call it ourn to our neigh
bors and friends just for con-
venience sake.
But TO return TO little Evelyn. our
little prize and JOY; she had q hard
fall. Wen say candidly that her
\ father never had harder one, al
| though it is a well known fact that
/ he fell of the Flat Iron building
/ i'm South Bend not New York. one
night during a heavy storm. As we
said Evelyn's fall was a tough one
/ and she took it just that way. She
\ iet out a roar that could be heard
to Michigan street, and the clever
/ little joke we had been so busy
/ framing up on Jake Heckaman, the
white-coated genius, was ruined.
/ positively. As vet. we haven't been
able TO fcd out from little Evelyn
whether she was looking for a vol
ume Of Shakespeare or Ring Lard
ner, or deliberately threw herself
from the book case after taking a
look at her old man, but of course
The details viii not interest the
trade
I shall continue with today's le~-
son. We was busy frowning heavily
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

The Germans have been buying
plots for consulates IN this country
The time is past when they couIa
make plots here.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

DTFFFRFNCE OF METHOD

Evidently Kid Wedge thought his
name would get him into Harvard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30
Bill Armstrong

with regard 10 a deep joke we had
thought up with reference 10 Fred
Bryan's boils. when crash--bang-
our little daughter again assumed
the center OF the stage. She was
working with a fun stage. two
bands playing. and the spot light all
over her. She had been playing in
the kitchen. IL seems. trying her
best TO forget her fall of the book
case. when suddenly in her wander
irgs she stepped into the laundry
chute
II wouldn't have been quite so bad
if the dear little thing would have
stepped into the chute and ridden
easily down the three flights TO the
basement. but on the way down IL
seems she absent mindedly began to
cry. probably over dLsapp
at leaving her old man so unexpect-
eddy. This caused her little chest 10
expand 10 such an extent that she
stuck in the chute between the first
and second floors.
Now any Of the customers will
agree with me that this is a very
serious situation Picture the scene
If you will. The poor old gray
haired father, weighed down by
debts TO bootleggers gamblers, and
other merchants. trying hard TO
earn an honest dollar, even staying
away from his Sunday school class
in his devotion 10 his family, bend
ing every effort TO the building OF
deep jokes about his fellow towns
men, striving 10 concentrate-with
his loving little daughter stuck in
the laundry chute between floors!
We doubt if on all the pages of
history there was ever registered a
more touching incident!
What 10 do What 10 do. OF
course all thought of continuing
with the Tower until our little
daughter was rescued and out OF
danger. was abandoned. While the
little lady screamed piufully, we
talked the matter over with the
business manager. 1t was finally
decided to summon laundry chute
experts. After frantic telephoning,
we at last were successful in getting
one Of these experts on the phone.
We explained the situation over the
phone with difficulty, little Evelyn's
screams time and again drowning
our voice. He admitted it was a
serious situation, but explained he
wouldn't be able to come on the
case for at least two weeks.
Where was we-oh yes, any Of the
trade win readily understand that
two weeks was too long, so we de-
cided to proceed with the rescue job
i'm our own way. The plan we de-
vised was 10 drop heavy objects on
the little lady until she finally slid
down to the bottom Of the chute.
We had arranged beforehand &c
have an open cider barrel at the
bottom, for the little girl to drop in,
with the business manager standing
ALONGSIDE to See that Evelyn di1 II
drown or try TO drink her way out
a fiat iron finally dislodged the lit
tie sweetheart and she slid easily
down the chute into the barrel OF
cider
We were overjoyed at the rescue
Evelyn was fun of spliuters and
cider. and we finally got her back
upstairs but as we moved toward
our Corona to resume The Tower
we heard a startling rumOr that our
! little pride and JOY had just got her
self locked I'm the Sonora. We has
1 ten to the rescue. Wen get through
with this new task just az soon a.
possible. so YOU folks just wa.
please until we return,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

Big half-price sale-vernon's
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

Big half-price sale-Vernon's.
27-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

a family on your hands keeps them busy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

shall continue with today's le~-
son. We was busy frowning heavily
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-30

When girl runs her fingers through mans hair
It is time to give up or go home
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
''BUCK" KELLY Is
BACK FROM HAWAII

r. W. Kelly, Just back from the Ha-
waiian Islands, where he spent the last
two and half months with his broth
er, H. l.. Kelly, former Oregon City
man, who is now in charge of the ISL
and Bureau of Fisheries, says that
Hood River apples are sold in small
quantities iii Honolulu despite the con-
tinual supply of tropical fruits and the
high temperatures that make it diff
cult to keep fruits long. Mr.. Kelly,
who made various excursions over the
island groups with his brother. who
was formerly a member of the Oregon
State Fish and Game Commission,
journeyed to Honolulu by way of San
Francisco. He returned by way of
Victoria, B. C.
Mr.. Kelly looks little thin He de.
clares this is due to NAL de mer. He
states that storms encountered on both
the outgoing and homeward voyage
disturbed his nerve of equilibrium to
the point of extreme nausea, and that
no one can now tell him anything
about the discomforts of seasickness.
Mr.. Kelly. however, wears the tan of
leisurely swims at Waikiki, where he
tested the pleasures of spin on a
surf board. All in all, he declares, he
enjoyed his winters vacation to the
fullest. Mr.. Kelly was greeted by all
at the lunch club Tuesday, and in the
center of Hotel Oregon groups that
formed and reformed he was made to
outline briefly his experiences.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13

voice, was making such progress that
it was difficult to keep up with it. De-
spite the extreme youth of radio
broadcasting, he stated that sales of
900, 600 sets had been made, and that
now purchasers were unable to get
their orders filled.
Mr.. Ball, whose receiving set is in
stalled at his home. has entertained
numerous friends with concerts the
past few weeks. He stated that be
heard Denver, COL, sermon last Sun
day. An Ingersol concert was also
broadcasted from there. Following the
announcement of this concert he and
friends heard the ticking of a watch
come to them out of the air.
Mr.. Ball advised against the pur-
chase of high powered radio receiving
outfits, declaring that the less power
ful and more inexpensive sets were
just as efficient. He stated hat
radio receiving set could be Purchased
for $50. He stated that Floyd Gibbs
and Lloyd Simpson. the latter an ex-
service man who had been engaged in
radio service in the navy, were the pi-
oneer local radio enthusiasts.
E. 2. Livingston was chairman Tues
day. Guests present were G. A. Wood,
travelling representative of the State
industrial Accident Commission, and
w. r. Webber, owner of The Dalles
and Hood River tailor shops.
Mrs. Frank Gilbert, accompanied by
Miss Sara HoWes on the piano, gave
two vocal solos that were received
with expressions of keen appreciation.
Next Tuesday Berkeley II. Snow will
be chairman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
MORE GOLF PLANS
ARE BEING TALKED

While a number Of golf enthusiasts
last week visited the Oak Grove ranch
of Herman PFegge and launched plans
for the financing of course on the l50
acres there by sale of bonds to individ-
uals, another scheme looking to the
development of links here has been
suggested. Several weeks ago more
than 100 local citizens signed a sub
scription blank, agreeing to pay an in
itial 500 each and annual dues to raise
a fund for the purchase of acreage
from Mrs. NJ. Sue Henderson and
others just west of the city. The
plans fell through when some of the
signers waivered in their enthusiasm
and asked to be relieved from the
agreement.
1t is now proposed that Mrs Hen
derson retain ownership of the land
and prepare it for golf links, citizens
of the city subscribing to a fund that
will give her return on her property
and pay the taxes. No definite steps
have been taken, but number of golf
enthusiasts declare that the plan will
probably result in action, if Mrs. Hen
derson will make definite such an
agreement.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
COLUMBIA RISING
5 INCHES PER DAY

Rising at the rate of five inches a
day, the Columbis river at this point is
eight feet above the wintertime low
water mark. The huge shandbar north
of the city is gradually being covered.
The big bar is utilized by golf enthusi-
asts for winter course. If the river
continues its flood the bar will soon be
entirely submerged.
Oldtime rivermen are predicting
high water in case the cool weather
continues and IS followed by a long
protracted warm spell. Mountains. Of
the headwaters districts. it is declared,
are covered by an unusual accumula-
ton of snow. The river last year
reached the highest flood stage since
1894, and many truck gardens on both
the Oregon and Washington side were
damaged to the extent of thousands Of
dollars.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
RADIO ORCHESTRA
FOR HOTEL DANCES

The Mt. Hood Hotel. Highway Auto
Company and Mt. Hood Auto Com
psny have each ordered powerful radio
receiving outfits. The hotel plans on
equiDping its dining room with an
amplifier and guests will be treated 70
radio concerts during meal hours. Ii
is also contemplated that broadcasting
of orchestral selections will be used
for dances. The two automobile con-
Germs plan on placing smplifiers in
their waiting rooms, where patrons
may hear concerts and brOadcasting Of
world news.
Numerous individuals are planning
on the installation Of receiving sets as
soon g. they can be secured from man
ufacturers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
APPLE SHIPMENTS
ARE ABOUT ENDED

Total apples left here in storage
from last seasons crop will not exceed
IS carloads. Practically al Of these
alton. Except for about three carloads
Of miscellaneous stocks. the AssOcia-
tiOn has sold its remaining apples and
is merely holding the fruit in storage
awaiting orders Of buyers.
The O.-W. r. d n. Co. reports that
total shipments Up to Saturday reached
2 S24 cars. Only II cars were shipped
last week. Of the seasons total ton
mage handled by the rail line. the com
meTcially packed stocks reached 2 $50
carloads, the remainder including cook
ers and cider apples.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
BOOTH HILL GRADE
Is AGAIN OPEN

The drying winds Of the last week
put valley highways in fair condition,
according 10 c. II. Castner, who spent
Friday in the Upper Valley. The grade
over Booth Hill, impossible for auto
mobiles bound TO the upper country the
past three weeks, was again open. and
growers are able to utilize trucks in
freighting out spray materials and
other orchard supplies. The Fashion
Livery Co., after three weeks inter
ruption due TO bad roads, began oper-
ating the motor stage between here
and Parkdale.
While snow had melted from the
open expanses, Mr.. Castner said he
found the blanket still IS inches deep
in shaded parts Of the Lava Bed Or
chsrd COmpany's tract west Of Park
dale.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13
LUNCH CLUB MEN
HEAR OF RADIO

The Tuesday Lunch club paid its re-
spects to radio activities. II. G. Ball.
who recently installed a receiving set
in radio telephony. following the dis
eOvery that music could be transmitted
through the air as easily as the human
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-13

Judge L. y. Blowers, who with bis
family recently returned from Walla
Walls, where they visited Mr.. and Mrs.
Conrad jacobsen ard family, reports
that the roads through eastern Oregon
and Washington are uniformly good.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
TO INSTALL PRINTING
PLANT AT PENITENTIARY /;
CUT" PHYSICIAN NAMED

Installation of equipment for the
printing plant. the first unit of the
State-use system at the Penitentiary,
will be made about November Is, it
was announced after a meeting of
the Board of Prison Control yester-
day
The. BOARD authorized purchase OF
the last items needed. The larger
machinery was bought about two
weeks ago. Remodeling of the build
ing is under way. 1t is planned to
begin work on State printing as soon
as the plant is ready. The plant for
the manufacture of automobile license
tags will not be started before the
first of the year. it was said.
DR.. NJ. B. Stewart. of Laurel. was
given temporary appointment as resi-
dent physician at the House of Cor
rection at Jessups. on a part time
basis. He will take charge of the
medical department October /. sue
ceeding DR.. Frank E. Shipley The
board plans to defer permanent ar
engagements until the medical commit
tee named recently has reported.
Employment of 25 additional prison
ers at the House of Correction on road
work was authorized. The men will
work on the Sandy Springs road in
Prince Georges county.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26

When il came TO organizing the local
committees il was felt that the best
source os recruits in the 5000 to 6,000
communities to which the appeal was
made was that same army of public
spirited and able women who had sue
cessfully carried on great campaigns
for Liberty Loans, Red Cross. Belgian
and American Committee for Foreign
Relief Work. American women are
again being summoned to the colors
this time to stop the postwar inroads
upon the home life of the American
people. Herbert Hoover, who is one
of the members of the advisory coun-
ell, recently reminded the chief ma
tional committee that less than 50fe OF
Americans own their own homes and
added, who ever heard of a man
fighting for his boarding house?"
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
ENGLAND PRAISES U. S.
TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

LONDON. Sept. 26.-American WISH
tors in London. especially prominent
ones. ere inclined 10 say pleasant
things TO their hosts. and English
men are not disinclined to listen. The
latest example of this was given by
Governor Cox. Of Ohio, who Is quoted
by the Daily Mail as saying some
very pleasing things about London as
a city.
But would ii not be better all
around, asks the Daily Chronicle. II
they would give us some constructive
criticism? Lamenting the frequency
OF accidents on London streets this
paper says: why doesn't London
initiate New York. which now leads
the world in traffic regulations? II
Is perhaps TOO much TO hope for the
system OF signal-boxes. semaphores
and colored lights that make Fifth
avenue a model OF safety and efficient
traffic regulation. But at least we
could follow New York's examples in
forbidding pedestrian to cross the
roadway at dangerous crossings un-
III the point policeman has arranged
fairway and given permission 10
cross This rule is so strictly car
ried out that even the New York mes
senger boy does not infringe IL.
k"Another rule that is universal in
america and Canada compels all mo-
TOR traffic to stop dead until tram
oar has discharged and taken up its
IEsehgers and started off again. Why
this rule Is not adopted I'm England
N is impossible TO imagine"
1T is nice to have Americans come
here and throw lovely bouquets at
U.S. said an English writer, but
think they would do us more good
II they occasionally told us point
blank of some of the things they find
wrong with us. This mutual admira-
ton business that goes on now is not
good for either of us"
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26

more city charged with a murder
which shocked the entire community.
the Governor said in his letter.
He has committed no crime against
the laws of New York and If returned
there now the New York courts must
inevitably send him back again, sub
ject to the delay of one or more writs
of haheas corpus. which would length
en- the time before he was brought TO
trial and which could have no object
but the gaining of time before he is
lawfully tried for the crime of which
he is accused"
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26

CONSTANTINoPLE. Sept 26.-The
reply of the Turkish nationalist gov
eminent to the peace note of the AL
lies has been prepared and comprises
acceptance OF the conditions laid
down by the Paris conference. accord
ing to Essad Bey. aide de camp TO
Mustapha Renal Pasha, who has ar
rived here from Smyrna.
Advertise I'm the Evening CAPITAL
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
Governor Expresses Regret

us is a matter of extreme regret to
me-" the Governor continued, If
Socolow's constitutipnai rights were
disregarded in his removal to. Balti-
more, although the New York authori-
ties themselves do not agree on this
question as is evidenced by the state
ment of District Attorney Banton.
Assuming. however. that it was the
case, then appropriate punishment
may be melted out to his abductors,
but / cannot see how irregularity in
the manner of bringing Socolow here
can, under the existing circumstances,
Justify me in now sending him back TO
New York"
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
WIVES AND FAMILIES or
n mlGm BRITISH ortlclp>
RUSHED FROM rpL e'.

CONSTITUENCIES. So
wives and families ii atrs p,. IL
heers here have been ssrr e
city In order to ge. .se~ % 'ss
British Communicated ,ss o.. r.
press which runs through H. 5. ~,
and on 70 Paris A ~ts.~s.' - ' Al-s
settles yesterday ,oaa Anna.
passengers, most Of uAo,, ,..
their lives if they rem .., '.eI q
city. 4 British trauspor o.r y
board tomorrow The VINES '
dren OF the British ara .~
the line.
The fire, which bross on.
shortly after ten o'aaek l..
causing intense exct.emen. so,
that an attempt MAS ben. r..t ''-
burn the capital. Was c,n,r.r.t.
a fight Of two hours '
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
u. s. APPROVES PLAN
TO FREE DARDANELLES

WASHINGTON, ID. c.. Sept. 81. -
The unequivocal approval by the
Washington government of Allied
proposals to assure freedom of the
Dardanelles and Bosphorus and also
to protect racial and religious minor
tiles in Turkish territory was given
by Secretary Hughes today in reply to
an inquiry addressed to him by the
Associated Press.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26

that may have occurred when the Bal
timore detectives kidnapped Socolow
from the New York police, Governor
Richie maifstained in, the letter to
Governor Miller that the return of
Socolow to New York mould merely
cause delay which would weaken
tho confidefee of the people in the
administration d criminal justice.
"Socolow is actually on trial to-
day in the criminal court of Balti-
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
HELPED HIS BACK

BackaChe, rheumatic pains, dizzi-
ness aud blurred vision are symptoms
of cough medicines, but never want
a bad back" writes Mrs. M. McCul-
Tough, Easton, Pa. When he sat
down he could hardly get up and then
he would be drawn over to one side.
He tried Foley Kidney Pills and they
cured him." Foley Kidney Pills quick
ly relieve kidney and bladder trou-
ble.-(Adv.)
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
LAST SAILING RACE
TOMORROW AFTERNOON

The last of the officers knockabout
races will be held tomorrow afternoon
at $3.50 O'Clock. Commander W. r..
Van Auken and Lieutenant w. o.
Henry will be Judges. The series has
proved an exciting one and much in
terest centers round the last race.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
1000 TURKISH CAVALRY CROSS
NEUTRAL ZONE FROM BICHA

CONSTANTINOPLE, Sept. 26.-An-
other body of thousand Turkish
cavalry crossed the neutral zone from
Bigha today. This movement is like
that at Erenkeui, apparently concert
ed before the receipt of the Allied
note. General Harrington, the British
commander. was declared TO be ex-
hausting every channel to secure a
pacific withdrawal of both forces.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
American History
DAY BY DAY
BY T. p. Green
SEPTEMBER 90

Samuel Adams. noted Revo-
lutionary patriot, born on Sep
TENDER &c. 1922.
Benedict Arnold, discovered
in treason. took refuge on II.
NJ S. "vulture," on Septem-
Der &c, 1850.
National political ticket
nominated by Anti-Masons on
September 20, 1891.
To adjust private claims
arising from the Civil War.
Joint High Commission met at
Washington on September %,
1871.
First vessel passed through
Gatunlocks of the Panama
Canal on September &c, 1913.
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
c. AND o. RY. TO INCREASE
STOCK BY $4,000. 900

RICHMOND, VA. Sept. 26-Stock-
holders of the Chesapeake and Ohio
Railway Company. at a special meet
ing here today. authorized the in
crease of the capital stock by the is
suance of $30.0OO.OOO preferred stock.
This will be divided into 100000
shares of 500 each, convertible into
common stock
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
MacMillan's Experiences

Donald b. Macmillan, famous Arctic
explorer, is writing his personal ex-
periences around the North Pole for
readers of The Washington Star. He
contributes an especially interesting
article, Fighting Toward the Coal
for the issue of Sunday, October 1.
Order your copy of The Washington
Star from newsdealer (Adv)
Evening capital. [volume] (Annapolis, Md.) 1922-1981, 1922-09-26
Eastport Society To Meet

The Parent-Teachers' Association
of Eastport will hold its first meeting
of the season tomorrow at 2:30
o'clock in the schoolhouse. All inter
ested in the work of the society are
asked to be present.