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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Dozicr Wins Fights

Young Dozier, son of Neal Dozier'
former PendletOn boy. is making good
as a fighter on the coast, according
to information that has been received
by local friends of the younsster.
Dozier appeared in various prelimi-
naries when the family lived here,
and he has developed into one of the
best scrappers at 142 pounds on the
coast. Frank Mick" DOwney and
Ray Crystal, former Pendletonians,
now living at Lynwood. California.
have written to Jim Estes about Do
zier. They saw him lick Harry Casey
of Seattle at Vernon the other night.
Casey and Murphy were pair of bat
tiers who appeared in Pendleton sew
eral years ago in a main event. anu
both are remembered by local fans.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
NEW VEHICLE.

SPOKANE, Wash. March 15.-(A.
P.)-Another new vehicle to worry
traffic cops has appeared in the shape
of the bicycle-skate," the invention of
a Spokane man.
The device consists of two individ-
ual bicycle wheels, which will revolve
forward only, equipped with pedals
and two upright handles. The rider
grasps the handles, steps on the pedals
and rides off as on pair of roller
skates. The device is patented.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
In Fairly Good Condition

The Columbia River Highway be-
tween Portland and Pendleton is in
fairly good condition. according to C.
F. Bloom of McClintock and Simpson,
local Implement dealers. He came
over the road yesterday. The bulk of
the snow he found between Muutno-
nah Falls and The Dalles, Mr.. Bloom
reports. He left Portland yesterday
morning at siX-fifteen and arrived in
Pendleton in the afternoon at three
fifty.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15

The Umatilla County Automobile
Operators League was organized in
Pendleton Yesterday one of the aims
of the organization being regulation
of the price of licenses for cars. j.
b. Knight, who was chosen president
of the League, and Dave Dawon,
were chosen as a committee to APP
pear in Portland tomorrow before
THE Public Service Commission. They
will ask for the elimination of the
good faith" bond of $1,000 which is
being required of all operators of fol
hire cars, and to ask for a reduction
in the five or ten" casualty bono
which required operators to pos
$4,000 as indemnity against injuries
to one passenger or $4,000 for
lcarload.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
NezUS Notes of fPendlet0n

Mick Downey and Ray Crystal are
now operating a store Ut Lynwood,
according Ia their letter, Downoy Is
taking care Of the meat department.
and crystal. who was for many years
head grocer for The Peoples Ware
house. is in charge of the grocery end
of the store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15

The dry branches of a Christmas
tree of the holiday season of 1921,
placed in a furnace by Mrs. Nellie
Parks at the G. W. Rugg home, 800
West Court, caused a blaze at the
residence yesterday afternoon. The
sparks ignited the roof. The fire de-
partment. in answer to the summons,
|quenehed the blaze before much
damage was done. Chief Ringold
adds to his admontions the warn
ing, Don't burn dry cedar branch
eS"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Wild West All
The Rage Now in
South America
BY LUCILLE f. SAUNDERS
Omitted Press Staff Correspondent }

Omitted Press Staff Correspondent
BUENOS AIRES, March 15.--(U.
P.)-Inspredi by so per cent of the ".
S. movies exhibited here and by tho
Buffalo Bill brand of fiction consum-
ed with great gusto by the growing
youth of the Argentine, a local pro-
ducer has just achieved popularity by
staging his own version Of "From
Buenos Aires to the Far West" The
musical comedy, replete with bandits,
COWBOYS, "tin. lizzles," hip-pocket ar
NOR, bootleg whisky and 'el schimy
fox trot," lately completed u record
run in large theatre.
While the senorita of the River
! Platte country runs considerably to
avourdupois she showed off well in
the Alaska dance hall type of costume
| and managed to ride side saddle on
| horse. As for the gallant cowboy. he
achieved a half-deer skin, half chaps
effect, enhanced by heavy hardware
about the waist. Fortunately the
stage was large and there was plenty
of room for the enormous hats with
which the males of the party were
adorned These divided attention
with the boots, which were the real
article from Russia, specially designed
for the new dances that are executed
by bare-kneed, might -have-been
Greek youths.
To the accompaniment of several
o.. i 10, h. 80,
at last arrived at the principal bar,
draped with the stars amt -tripes
hung upside down. Heie were more
bathing beauties, each tipping the
scales at around 200 pounds. The in
genue was upholstered in blue Span
ish shawl with green roses nesting in
her blonde locks and was busily drink
ing $25 quart liquor.
While the blonde one was thus
drumming up business for the shop
the shiny expert dropped in, look
ing very much as Though sch had JUS
got out of bed and put on the first
: thing. handy, which was mostly moth
/, ing, covered with black tulle. Such
was Myria of the bobbed hair uuitt
too fat to undulate her shoulders ant
: consequently forced to simply stanc
and jelly, occasionally varying thi
with dainty upward movement o
her infleXibe knees. The main idei
seemed to be to show her resemblance
to NAKED Truth" as much as pos
sible. A board of censors would hav
had subject for investigatory report
to last a month just from that one lit
tie dance.
When the heaving famous inter
prefer had permitted her rolls of IA
to subside to the last encore, bandit
shot up the furniture again and order
ed more booze. The blonde, who ha
by now downed several bottles, got u
and sang about MY Schweedhard,
lof heem."
The jazz band blared II Won't G
Home Until Morning" and more am
munitlon was used up. OCCASIONAL
some one would shout, "Yeh, a
right" for local color.
The Argentine heroine. bundled u
: in black velvet riding skirt. with
gun on her hip and Mexican bul
lie fighters hat with balls around II
NJ edge. bright red blouse and more
EN- the Russian boots. came in with h,
tn friend from "B. A." in natty thre
foot-wide white sombrero constructe
of along Bill Hart lines.
mt Finally the actors drank their w.
N, along to the last scene, where the re
al of the munitions were used up, Il
horses were given trot and the dan
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Charles stanton Dies.

Charles Stanton, formerly of Helix,
and well known i'm PendletOn. died in
Walla Walla on Thursday at the age
Of 6s. according to word received here
today. He is survived by his mother,
Mrs. Catherine Stanton; three daugh-
tiers. Mrs. Joe Allison. OF Cambridge
Idaho: Mrs. Guy Smith and Mrs
Charles Peterson of Seattle; two sis
ters. Mrs. Charles Watson. of Pomer-
oy, and Mrs. A. F. Benson OF Walla
Walla. and two brothers. Ben stanton
of Dayton and Frank Stanton of Helix.
Mrs. Stantos died December 8. 1904.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Mrs. Sullivan Dies.

Mrs. Olive Nj. Sullivan, aged 80,
died yesterday morning at st. An
thongs hospital. Her death was due
to pneumonia. She is survived by
her husband, Frank G. Sullivan; a
a brother and two sisters. All of
these, with the exception of her bro
ther. We're at her bedside Funeral
services will be held tomorrow from
the Folsom Chapel with Rev. George
l.. Clark. pastor of the First Presby-
terian church officiating.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Roy, 10, REMAINED BABY.

HUNTINGTON. Mass, March Ia
q. N. S.)--A case unusual in medical
annals was brought to light here in
the death of Caralton Weatherwax.
Although the boy was sixteen years
old he never outgrew his babyhood.
could never talk or walk and was con-
fined to his cradle. During the later
years of his life the boys face ASSUME
ed mannish proportions, but otherwise
he was an infant.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15

ing girls came out on the desert to
give their avoirdujois exercise in the
fresh morning sunbeams from the
spotlights. The atrocity wound up as
a general chorus ensemble, puctuated
by few parting shots.
The applause was defeaning. The
audience went home saying. THAT
country is all just as you see 1t in the
movies"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Succeeds Miss Gillian

Mrs. E. E. Geist has been named
as secretary-treasurer of the Una
tilla County Sunday School associa-
tion to succeed Miss Grace A. Gillian
who recently resigned the office. The
announcement of the election of Mrs
Gelst. who was recommended by Miss
Gillian. was made Yesterday by Presi-
dent j. H. Cornelison of the associa
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Lot I.iyermore Injured

As Il result of a fall when he at
tempted to turn quickly while going
home recently Lot Livermore, Pendle-
ton pioneer, is confined to his home
with injuries. He injured his nose.
His condition is painful but not seri-
Gus, according to reports.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15

tiOn. a social program Of the or
ganizatioR to be held at Helix is in
prospect. The set-together meeting
will be held within the near future.
President CorneliSon says.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Col Raley TO Speak.

Col. ]. H. Raley will be the speaker
at the Commercial Association lunch
con tomorrow. The luncheon will be
held at the French restaurant.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Drunk Is Fined.

Jim Myers, arrested last night on a
charge of being drunk. plead guilty
in police court this morning He was
sentenced to five DAYS in Jail or $40
fine and chose the former alternative.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15

iR T.. Chloupek IN.
r. f. Chloupek is confined to his
home at Douglas Court by illness.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-15
Has TnnsilS RemnNc,l.

TITS INIlNfIN TAtIENINtFI.
The little son of Dr. Fl. A. New
ton was operated upon today for
tOnsils.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
EIane.Thrnwine Machine

Very heavy drifts of snow. packed
and hard to handle by any method of re-
moval, are now being cleared away much
more easily and rapidly by demolishing
instead OF moving them The snow is
melted BY a stream of flame thrown at
1t In much the same manner that fire is
quenchcd by a stream of water, from a
nozzle. The flame thrower, as described
in Popular Mechanics Magazine, also,
has nozzle, which is connected to a
pair OF pipes, one leading to a boiler with
steam at 50 to 20 pound pressure. and
the other to a tank of crude oil, which is
Kept at temperature of about 90 de
grees Fahrenheit by coil of pipe con
Meeting to the boiler, the whole forming
unit mounted on small motor truck.
Behind the nozzle the steam pipe is
spouted into the oil pipe acting upon
the oil in manner similar to the action
OF the steam on the water of a boiler
injector thus forcing the oil out of the
nozzle in a spray under high pressure.
4 Kerosene torch. or other means. located
beside the nozzle. ignites this oil spray.
which consequently forms a stream of
fire about nine feet long
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
TOday's Anniversaries.

1I7I-Michael Angelo. the gerat artist
whose finest work is seen in the
church of ST. Peter in Rome. born
at Caprera. Died in Florence
Feb. II. 1868
Giucciardini, cele.
hratcd Italian historian and
statesman. born in Florence. Died
there in 1910
1671-Robcrt AIacGregor Campbell
known as Rob Roy. famous
Scottish outlaw, born. Died Dec.
-. 1874
1S22-The river Thames was so low
that persons forded it near Lon
don bridge
1S4S-The new state constitution of Hi
nois was ratified by vote of the
people
1S12-Six steamboats, were burned at
the public landing in Cincinnati.
1881 Serbia was proclaimed a king
dom. Prince Milan assuming the
title of King Milan l.
1S91--.Iohn A. Henderson was appointed
to succeed Wilkinson Call as
United States senator from Flor
ida
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
TIE CHAMPION DEBTOR.

The Champion DEBTOR of the world is
George Jones of San jose Cal There
can be no question of his title. He owed
on March / S304SIO. 3D.. 90. 6S5.16.
To get that clearly in mind. just form
definite mental concept of a billion
dollars and then imagine it increased
about 100000 times.
If Henry Stuart. to whom the money
is due. could collect. he could pay the
entire Indebtedness of the allies $4,000
times over. and still have enough left to
pay the German indemnity and the
American national debt and the army
bonus. and keep him and his family in
comfort for the rest of their natural
lives.
And now does George happen to owe
Henry all that money? It's perfectly
simple. Back in 1897. George borrowed
800 from Henry, agreeing to pay him
ten per cent interest a month. He never
paid anything Henry finally brought
suit, and San Jose court the other day
worked out the amount now due as given
above. reckoned at compound interest
Its a good lesson in finance.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
Today S Events
By MORRIS

To-day is annual town meeting day in
Maine and Massachusetts.
Centenary of the birth of Thomas
Foley, Catholic bishop of Chicago.
The trial of Governor Len Small OF
Illinois on charges of conspiracy to en-
bcZzlc state funds while state treasurer
is set for today at Waukcgan.
The executive committee of the Ma
tional Association of Real Estate Boards
will assemble in. Washington. ID. c., to-
day for its mid-winter meeting.
The trial of Harold Nierengarten. n
20-year-old youth charged with the muir
der of Joseph 5. Kershaw. a World war
veteran, is to begin today at Wapokon-
eta. .
Rt. Hon. Arthur Meighen. late pre-
mier of the Dominion. has called gen
eral conference of Conservative leaders
for Ottawa today to consider the flu
turc policy of the party
vt Chicago today the Uunited States
railraad labor board viii begin hearings
on applications for increases or de-
creases in wages for all classes of rail
road employees. except those in train and
engine and yard service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
III the DAYS News.

Luigi Facta who has attempted to
form new cabinet in Italy, has long
that country. In the chamber of depu-
ties he has been identified with the Lib
eral Democratic group and as follower
of cX-prcmier Giolitti of pincrolo. at the
foot of the Alps, CO years ago. There
he became a lawyer and finally mayor,
then first a deputy from his native Gown
and then from Turin. His abilities as a
politician were discovered BY Giolitti,
who had succeeded Crispi as the domi-
nant figure in Italian politics. and in
course of time Facta came to be known
as GiOlitti's "right-hand man. Under
Giolitti's premiership he held Office as
minister of the interior and as minister
of finance.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
An Interesting Case.
BARRE Tirnes,1

\ hOtelKeeper at Chesterfield. y. H.,
has been sued in the sum of $4,000 and
his property has been attached in an ac-
ton brought by a man to recover for the
loss of one eye, sustained when the man
was struck by n golf ball driven by a
guest of the Chesterfield hOtelkeeper's
hotel. If hotelkeepers are to be rcspon-
sible for the aim of their volleying guests
on the golf links, the selective process
must be brought into requisition. with
preference given to the unerring marksmen
of the links Perhaps. too, the element of
public safety on the public highways is Il,
matter under debate. ii being alleged that
the man injured was on the public high
way at the time he was struck in tile eye
The suit will no doubt hinge, in the lat
ter connection. on what right the hotel
keeper had to include public highway i'm
the limit of the links. Then will come the
question whether the hotelkeeper is re-
spOnSlble for including the highway in
side the links. We presume there will be
other intricate points to clear up in this
very interesting ease
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
Setting the Table in Vermont

! The folks up here. as ] conclude,
/ Mess it 5 ruther recent.
! Have always had the habitudc
/ OF dining pretty decent;
| They don t eat off the pantry shelf
! However stanch or stable.
| They like to have their victuals staged
! They always set the table.
Twould make some city housewife.
wroth
| To tote SO many pieces,
/ And then fold up the tablecloth
So it VIII Keep the creases:
| 1t makes YOU think of Hebe : job,
Way back in days of fable.
To see your wife lay down her specs
And start to set the table.
She planks the napkins down like Cash
She don I forget the mustard:
She knows that pickle does for hash
W hat nutmeg does for custard:
She takes a goblet round the neck,
As likely Cain did Abel,
And keeps her fingers QUIT 5 great
When Susan sets the table.
She likes to use her pretty things
That set of Syntax china.
That shows the Doctor : wanderingS
You II hunt for something finer;
Such crockery makes a meal slide down
As though twas on a cable
1t : Jest like play for folks like that
To up and set the table.
This eating off pantry plank,
And drinking through a pitcher,
May put dime inside the bank,
But is your spirit richer?
Than bring them nice thin tumblers out,
Them cups with Wedgwood : label
And when they re out, Jest pat their
And set EN- on the table.
About as soft a scene. swan
As my old eyes remember,
Is sister getting supper on
Along in dark December
Tho lamplight glazed the linen cloth,
The Swallowed floor grew sabel-
OH take me back and let me see
My sister set the table.
Then, friend, whate 'er your slant or,
tinee,
Don t think our way is fussy:
l1oI I use red napkins. streaked with
fringe, II
Because the white get mussy;
Dan t leave your Chelsea standing there
Piled up as high as Babel,
Respect your china and yourself
And set a pretty table.
DANIEL CADY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
AMERICAN FOR IRISH vICEROY

One of the most appealing bits of
Irish news for some time is the cabled
report from London that Lord Shaugh-
nessey may be the first viceroy or gov
crnor general of the Irish Free State.
Lord Shaughnessey is a Canadian.
That fact alone would make ahim inter-
esting TO Americans More than that.
be was born in Milwaukee. And to COM
plete his recommendation. his father was
an Irish policeman of that city He is
one of the builders of Canada. lie has
always been in sympathy with the move
Ment for Irish freedom. and in recent
ge" Las contributed to the Sim Fein
cause.
Everything considered, this police
gan son might please the people of Ire
land as well as anybody. His selection
would certainly please the Canadians,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06

bennington Banner. }

Country editors and publishers do not
feel so badly because the New York
papers missed an issue Wednesday, due
to a small strike of no real Importance
The country newspaper publisher not in
frequently has troubles and gets out late.
and occasionally not at all. That the big
papers have the same or similar troubles
does not hurt the country editors feelings
very much. The present editor of The
Banner started business in Bennington 20
years ago this week, March l. 1902 In
these 20 years the paper has never failed
to come out on the day of date. but there
have been several close squeaks. The mar
rowest was when the first copy of The
Evening Banner was off the press at Il AZ
p. m. and one lone newsbOy, WaIfred
Wahlquist, who had stuck around, took
a few copies out on the street just so the
Office force could brag that it never failed
yet to get the paper out on the day it was
dated.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06

| went to the store to get spool of
red silk for ma and on the way home l
went past Mary Watkins house on ac-
count of it not being very mulch out Of
my way, and she was setting at the par
Ter windo with a wife bow in her hair
looking all rite, and | waved at her and
went past on account of not having
euythlng special to stop for, and wen 1
got past | thawt of something special
and ! went back and yelled to her throo
the windo, Hay Mary do you wunt to see
a CRATE trick?
WITCH she shook her he'd yes and
opened the window and ] held up the
spool OF silk, saying, Ladies and gentle
men, 1 have heer a ordincrry spool of
silk, and / will now eat it.
And ! put it in my mouth and then
quick termed GROUND and took it oat
and stuck it inside my coat erround nv
stummick with little hunk of tie
TIRED sticking out between butt ms
and then | termed erround agen making
awiill faces like somebody swallowing
a spool, and then / sed, Ladies and gen
tlemen, | have now swallowed the spool
OF silk and 1T Is now III my stummick
and | viii now prove it by pulling it
out.
Wich I started TO pretend to do. TAX
ing a hold OF the end sof the silk and
starting to pull the thred out and it
came out fine like a reguler trick and af-
ter / pulled out about yards | looked
at Mary Natkins and She looked as dis
kusted as euything, saying, Benny Potts
think you are PERFECTLY hOfrid and |
never wunt YOU to speak to me agen as
long as YOU live
And she quick slammed the window.
me thinking G. gosh. good mite.
And [ wound the silk back ON lie
spool agen, trying to wind it lest like
it was at ferst but wen got home ma
saw the the diffrerts rite away and gave
me a fearse crack.
Proving some tricks sound better than
wat they RELY are
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
What Is Man?

An emqloye of the Marathon Paper
Mill Co. tired of hearing men boast of
their Importance. dug up the fact, that,
according to scientific investigation the
ingredients of a man, plus water, are as
follows
Fat enough for seven bars of soap
Sugar enough to fill a shaker.
Lime enough to whitewash a chicken
coop.
PhosphoroUs' enough to make 1900
match tips.
MAGNESIUM enough to make a dose
Of magnesia.
Potassium enough to explode a toy
cannon.
Sulphur enough to rid dog of Aeas.
This whole collection is worth 9S
cents. and that in day, when things
are three times as high as they used to
be.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
Today's Birthdays.

Ring w Lardner we'll known humor-
Gus writer. born at Niles, Mich, 81 years
ago today.
Sir George Bury, a noted figure in
Canadian railroad circles, born in Mon
treal 90 years ago today
Duke of Hamilton. the premier peer
of Scotland and hereditary keeper of
lIolyrood palace, born 60 years ago to-
day.
Frederick c. Hicks. representative in
congress of the first New York district.
born at Wesbury, \. y, so years ago
today.
Miss Belle Kearney, who is campaign
ing for the United States senatorial
nomination in Mississippi. born at Yer
non, Miss, 80 years ago today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06
i, The Refomer is on sale every evening by

The Refomer is on sale every evening by
the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattleboro News Co., c. w.
Cleaveland, s. J.. Puriuton CEsteyville)
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News.
stand, Gilbert J. Pollica, 297 South Main ST.
(Fort Dummer district.
West Brattleboro, J. L. Stockwell.
East Dummerston, NJ. f. Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williams
Newfane, N. M. Batchelder.
West TOwBshend, c. II. Grout.
Jamaica, r. ]. Daggett
South Londonderry, F. II. Tyler.
South Vernon, z. b. BufFum.
Hinsdale, N. H, w. II. Lyman.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co,
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-06

The FOOte announcement was re-
leased for Wednesday. but the Brattle-
boro Reformer didn't let a little thing
like that interfere with printing it on
Tuesday" says the Rutland Herald. We
let nothing interfere with printing it on
Tuesday for the very good reason that
the announcement received by us bore no
release date. We refer you to Mr.. Foote.