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The Washington times., 1922-07-02

"Aw, Ambrose, I wasn't think
Ing Of anything"
"Aw, yes, You was"
"Aw, no wasn't"
"Aw, Yes, you was"
Until the stern voice of q third
party In the conversation broke up
this interesting repartee-
"Amaryllis, what time II that
young man going homei Does he
think this IL q hotelf"
That old penny gag never rot
them anything. Nobody could ever
find out what q woman was think
ing about-that Is, they couldn't
until recently. Now they can find
out not only what women are
thinking about but what men are
thinking about and what soda
clerks, dancing masters, movie act
ors and other sexes are thinking
about.
In the old days the young men
had to guess what the young
women were thinking about and,
they always guessed wrong. The
young man invariably thought the
young woman was thinking about
him, but she wasn't. She was
thinking about . new erinolins
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

No skuii too thick, no mind tos
quick
They have tried this thing. n
is . painless operation. They Just
turn the camera On the patients
head and. holding the ordinary
photographs plate up 10 the light,
they have the picture, II . man
ID thinking about Whist he did tn
the old days there h . photograph
Of him standing leaning on one
elbow and with enc foot on . brass
rail, . large frsthing glass Of (de-
leted) in front Of him.
They have even tried II on DIP
lomats and professional politicians,
persons who rarely think about
anything, and II worked, family,
ef course, but enough 10 prove II
self. The supreme test will come
when they try II on . subway
guard. This experiment viii be
made sooh. -
The only thing . man could do
mp to this time to give himself
away was TO talk In his sleep. Now
they can get his thoughts even
when he Is wide awake.
OF course, yeu eaa feel the
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
Reading the Solid Ivory

skirt that she had seen In the win
dow Of the New York Store on
Main street that afternoon and
what sort Of . waist would look
we'll with It when she went to the
Ice cream social with the travelling
drummer for the shoe house when
he arrived the following week.
Women's thoughts are shifty.
Never do you know what they are
thinking about until you marry
them. Then you always know what
they are thinking about whether
you want to know or not.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

But now, all q different They
have got up . new gazinkus that
will bore right through the hardest
marble, the hardest reinforced con-
crete or the thickest bone and
photograph thoughts. The little
mental wheels are reproduced
faithfully on the negative. The
thing that the patient is thinking
about 70 picturized. II he Is think
ing about the time he robbed the
safe the picture will show him So
ing through the very motions he
really made while robbins H.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

camera b. thinking sbsus some
thing else. Maybe this hamS o.
surTsd 10 the manufacturers Of
this interesting instrument II
they are trying to find cut whore
you were the night before BY
photographins your thoughts you
can easily foil them BY thinking
about the assassination Of Julius
Caesar II they the trying 70 get
tho mental photograph Of some
lady Of whom you might BE- think
ing pleasant thoughts, the thing to
do h p cencsntrats and think
about taddis Boy the White
House Airedale.
Commandant Darget, Of ne
Franch army, q psychologist and .
distinguished criminologist, has
started scientists by this new riga
majig. He has photographed
thought and, TO photograph French
thought takes q very lively ma
chine. The machine viii bs
brought to this country for trial
II II said very few experiments
will be made In Washington.
II Is perhaps Just a. we'll for all
men to know of the invention Of
this apparatus and the first aid 10
always
Think about soms,hins slss.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
The Spoil Sport.

ALGERNoN, sporting the very
latest thing In up-to-date fish
ing outfit, emerged from the rail-
way station and made straight for
the stream.
He wore . contented and expect
ant smile a. he arranged his tackle
and adjusted the bait. Then ne
selected . shady spot on the bank
near the bridge, threw out his line,
and patiently awaited results.
For two hours he waited, and
Copyright issa By star Co
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
vHE old-fashioned swain, seat.

THE old-fashioned swain, scat
Cd on the horse-hsir sofy IN
the parlor Of the old hum
stead would hold the old-fashioned
fspper's left hand In his right and,
gazing into those Hmpid pools, her
pale blue eyas, with all the intelli-
gsncs Of dying calf In the moon
light, he would stammer, bashful-
ly: "Darlink, . penny for your
thoughts."
The old boys were not great
spenders. They knew not tho odor
Of gasoline, . taxicab was an in
strument Of torture yet to be In
vented, monographs were unborn.
Tho age was primitive, but mems
desires were the Same a. now.
Most Of them wanted to read some
woman's thoughts. @
All, what fools these mortals be
When this ancient Romeo
offered . penny for the lady's
thoughts, he was not what you
might call plunging, but, at that,
he was offering about all they were
worth, probably.
"A penny for your thoughts"-
the liberal offer that has runs
down through the ages, yet--in
most cases IL would have been .
poor investment
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
About Q Mans Man,

~~s ~ ~.~e-sA y eNA1hs
JONES was standing ut the bar
y the other day when an effeminate
fellow came IN and asked for . slas.
Of lemonade He was extremely
nervous and something in his man.
ner seemed to indicate that he had
Just suffered . terrible shock. He
drank hts lemonade and asked for
another
Pardon me-" Jones said: ARE
you In trouble r. ...>
"Yes," he replied. Something
terrible has Just happened. went
home and found another man kiss.
Ing my wife,
THAT surely was very distress
.ng," Jones told him. what did
YOU DO TO him?"
why, you know. nothing, 4
'housht, could be bad enough for
i'm, 80 I threw up the window.
rev out his umbrella and said.
here. I hopo 1t wv rain. yoa n.sA
inE's
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

for . quarter Of that time . eoun-
tryman annoyed him by leaning
over the bridge and witnessing his
patience.
At last the rubs spoke.
Hi, mister" he said, ~you1l
catch no fish there"
The sportsman threw down his
rod IN disgust.
Darn Il air. he exclaimed.
why did you tell me thatf Now
you've spoiled my whole days hsh-
mgr =
,,.,, p,,,.,. Mai. n.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
Why the Extra Fare.

THE Congressman took q taxicab
= to his home IN the suburbs. It
was . rainy day. He protested
whom the driver demanded an extra
fare.
why" said ne Congressman.
syou are charging me for four
miles. ! understand tbs distance
- only two and . half miles"
1T 30. a. . rule, sir" admitted
ne taxi driver. but yoa Sea We
skidded Q lot"
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
Not ON the Menu,

THE nervous young msa was
u standing in front OF. ths club
notice board. reading the news aud
biting his nails, Suddenly . voice
doomed in his ear the following
awful sentsncsi
"There won't bs any for break.
fasti-
9hs young man turned and be.
held . tall, dignified fellow-member
OF sbost seveaty-nvs, who glarsd
at him. Ths glare was 80 terrific
that the yocng man was forced to
ssk. won't be any what, sir7"
"Fingernaill" boOmed the old
man
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
His Excuse.

A RRIvING home at . o'clock IN
" the morning. hs wandered into
the drawinx room.
His wife came to the head Of the
stairs.
'what are you doing up at this
hourf" she demanded,
"Just considering having the
house wired for wireless" was his
happy thought,
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
Wit of the Week

Give Her . Little Time.
~ REALLY think you'd b hap.
pier II you married . man with
hess money, my dear"
sDont worry-he will have
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
The Worm
Will Turn
TE have been botherinE ouI

neaos Tor sofne time pas
with the different sets o.
questions sent out by DR.. Edison
being told In each case that w,
would be given . Job in his juic.
factory II we answered al Of then
correctly. i. '..-.
\ Now the worm has turned
Turn shout, they tell NJ, is fai,
play. We are presenting q Lis,
Of questions for DR.. Edison to an.
swer. We have answered most Of
his, and no man has Q right to ask
questions unless he is prepared tc
answer questions. ;.
We have prepared . list Of min,
hundred, but to make the task eas,
for DR.. Edison we begin by asking
him the twenty-nine easiest ones in
our category. II DR.. Edison an
swers all Of them, he win be con.
sidered Of sufficient mental capac-
ity to obtain a Job in our factory.
Here Is the first installment:
1. How many pints Of water in
the Indian Ocean?
2. Who shot William Desmon,
Taylor7
3. What town In New Jersey
has the most mosquitoes?
4. Where does the income-tax
money 20 tot
5. Of what are cheap cigarettes
made1
8. Why does a woman always
weep at a wedding?
z. How did DR.. A. Conan Doyl
get that way?
8. Name all the ingredients o.
shop suey.
Q. Why was Napoleon = fend
Tor fried onions?
10. Name five tipless barber
shops in the United States.
II. Who was Gains wife?
IL. Why does q flush beat a
straight?
IS. Name the Ave prettiest
women in the world.
II. How many beans are eaten
In New York every noon?
Is. Please define barney-mug
ging and snuggle-pupping.
16. How do some boneheads get
into vaudeville?
II. For what reason does a
horseshoe indicate good luck?
18. How many motion-picture
stars In the United States?
10. Why do they have meters on
taxicabs?
20. Give a definite statement of
Trotsky's idea of happiness.
21. Why do our opera singers
always spend their money in
Europe?
22. Who invented the phono-
graph-and why?
20. How many microbes on .
restaurant drinking glass?
"a. What barber shop serves .
fried oyster with every shave?
rs. How could Columbus have
failed to hit America7
26. What actor said: "Pay me
no salary. work free"f
~. Who invented fapjacks?
20. II we mix ether with wood
Alcohol, what do we get?
20. Name the two principle in
kredients Of ham and eggs.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
A Few Good Ones
Had AooddSmfS.

had Accidents.
SSJ MAR yea haA some trouble
> since yes beasht ysar car
~oh. ysa. I've run ever my a.
iowsnss several ttnss-.
Mostly, That L.
StDARpoN ne for waiting %
= ysur fest
"oh, never mind, that's what J
DO with them"
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

When . dotin' young father Is
seem sivm' his yowiins young of.
spring . dose Of somethin' out Of
. spoon about 3 o. m. the said
dotin' young father might right
fully Be accused Of putin on on
the baw1.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

1lirsm oaskst the local uns3r
takeS says the pisntin' season ID
:. Backward this season, bot n the
weather keeps up he's hsrin'
soms one win soon Os ssskm' Q
change In climate
Hope this here eoufsrsucs 81
music masters which - 10 30 held
soon will BE- all harmony. an taat
the nat contradictions an sharp
notes viii not bs 30 conspiouous
a. they were at that Genoa state
msnt-fsst
Most employers say that their
help now days are . bunch Of
eiock-watchsrs. Well. - long %
the hosiery manufacturers keep
putin EN- on the stookin's IN
Dame Mature nils EN- with ankle.
you can't blame EN-, say va
An n you see . giri WITH .
needle IN hsr hand, Eotn' sarefuIiy
ever her hosiery, she's not darnin'
her socks, shes wtndin' - ~
slocks in her stooktnt.
Nsy can't have 10 |rssm fpe
dessert q Miss sophrony Prune's
boardfn' house nsxt Sunday cause
the new gfr1 mistosk tAs - cream
fressss for ths slsthss wSinOss saA
did the washh' through 4 last
Monday. The ios rsam frssssr 70
dom ~ Vel % could bs expected.
Ned Cob has opened Q bsauty
psrier On Main street, but says hs
thinks 10 soin' 10 BE- . failure sa
the face Of It Hes did Q little
business shangin' brunsttes 10
blondss, bot even nat d sniy fair.
DyS DsOy Buntfn'.
PsosS sons . huntfz',
Gone down cellar 70 hunt fer nm.
TO souss his little tummy in.
--Anoa.
Judge Meeksr let . quartetts Of
Migrants 20 he other Day without
putin EN- IN Jan, an when some
one asked him what time It was
he says quarter 10 four" Pretty
clever Of the ledge, say w.
Farmer DIN Pickle. up the Cor.
ners way. says his sheep pasture
a Jest Hike this here word vacuum,
he never kin ten how many ewes
there Are In Il.
Our baseball team arc all decked
cut IN new maroon suits, an II
one wanted to be facetious he
might say they were marooned,
cause they been in last place ever
since.
Prohibition enforcement Com,
missioner Haynes asks the news.
paper lads not to make fun Of his
squad snd then he goes an puts 0 .
BuriesQus On the force. Don't
seem right say We.
When Q dottn' young father is
seem sfvfn' his yowiins young of.
spring Q dose Of somethin' out OF
. spoon about 3 q m. the said
dotin' young father might right
fully be accused Of putin on On
the bawl.
A Few Good Ones
had Accidents.
JSI HDAR yea haA some trouble
> since yes seasht ysar ess.-
~oh. ysa. rvs run ever my a.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Prohibition enforcement Com.
missioner Haynes asks the news
paper lads not to make fun Of his
squad snd then hs goes an puts o
BuriesQus On the force. Don't
seem right say We.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Hope this here sentsrsucs 81
music masters which y 70 10 held
soon will BE- all harmony. an tsat
the nat contradictions an sharp
notes viii not bs 30 conspiouous
a. they were at that Genoa state
msnt.fsst
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

By4 Dsby Duntfn'.
PspsS some . huntizr.
Gone down cellar TO hunt fsr sin.
TO souss his little tummy in.
-Anoa.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

zirsm oAskst the local unsor
takeS says the pisntin' season ID
backward this season, bot u the
cold weather keeps up he's hspin'
soms one viii soon Os ssskta'
change In climate
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Judge Meeker let . quartetts Of
Migrants 20 tie other day without
putin EN- IN Jan, an when some
one asked him what time It was
he says quarter 10 four" Pretty
clever sf the ledge, say ws.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Most employers say that their
help now days are . bunch Of
eiock-wstchsrs. Well. % long -
the hosiery manufacturers keep
putin EN- on the stookin's an
Dame Mature nils EN- with ankles
you can't blame EN-. say va
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

An II you see . Chi Win .
needle IN hsr hand, Eoin' carefully
ever her hosiery, she's not darnin'
her socks, shes wtndin' - tAs
slooAD in hsr stocktnt.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Our baseball team arc all decked
cut IN new maroon suits, an II
one wanted to be facetious he
might say they were marooned,
cause they been h last place ever
since.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

nsy can't have ics 'srsam fpe
dessert st Miss sophrony Pruns's
bosrdin' house nsxt Sunday cause
the nsw gfri mistpek tAs - cream
fressss for ths ssstAss wsinOss ssA
did the wsshin' through 4 last
Monday. The ios cream frsssss -
doin' ~ Wen - could b expected.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
Rural Editor.
Paragraphs

~ DP0HfU frons the tfuch
H farmers n these parts midi
- = cate Inst the, crops Of ysge
tables b soin' 10 be vsry good a.
stili there's more 70 fallow.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Farmer DIN Pickle. up the Cor
ners way. says his sheep pasture
a Jest Hike this here word vacuum,
he never kin ten how many ewes
there are In Il.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Ned coeb has opened Q bssxty
psrier On Main street. but says hs
thinks 10 sofn' 10 BE- . failure sa
the face Of It Hes did . little
business shsngin' brunsttes 10
blondss, bot even nat ID sniy fair.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
M1scAREA COOPERATIVE DE
CREDIT LA SAFE.

Centrala bancilor de pc aanga
Cassa centlala cooperatlel 81
improprietarirei satenilor a tipa-
rit de curind dare de seama
despre situatia miscarii coopera-
tive la safe. Extragem din rapor-
tut ce d. Titus Axente. directorul
general al centralei Bancilor Po-
prslare il publica in fruntea aces
tel lucrari, urmatoarele consta-
'tari:
= Cooperate de credit la safe in
cursul anului 1920 progresat
simtitor. Cresterea numarulul
membrilor societari. sporlrile de
varsaminte in contul capitalului
social. cresterea depunerllor spre
fructificare. etc. au dat poslblll-
tatea bancilor populare ca sa re-
Zerve direct la Sateni sub fOrma
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
DIN CARNETUL UNUl
COPIL FARA MAMA
dc: G. r. PAScU

greu. increase Sc trinteasca pc
mama 81 s'a svircolit peste zecc
minute 81 ma putut nici $ o miste
din loc, Gu tOate ca mama nu Sc
tine de isnlmie 81 sta Gu mlinile
in sus. Hces ca nici mama nu poa-
te so trinteasca 81 maHe iss zis
ca trinteste numai cu 2 mind
81 ca sutiRes Cd nici GU doua e g
poate tranti,s u att q intksbtat pc
mama, pina cind ia zis tinete bine
81 apucind~do euso mina de mijloc
. resucit-o repede 81 . trfntit-o
jos, CO pc un copil, Mama m 9
petrecut pima la scoala 81 s'a dus
Ia pravalie. D-na Brown ingrijes-
te de toate in casa, ca ii cind ea
ar ii stapina, dar nj face mimic.
fara stirea n,amei. Mama . iubes-
te 81 . iubesc 81 en-. Dora MI se
impacS Ell ca. Else cx nu-i femeie
bun Is Il % 1lsS s. ! Sc 3oace sin.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18

sestc un plasament sigur 81 renu-
merator, creiazs posibilitatea dc
a veni in ajutorul satenilor lipsiti
de mijloace bSncsti, fie pentru in
,florirea gospodariifor, fie pcntru
indestularea nevoilor zilnice Gu
caracter urgent.
Fenomennl usor de obscrvat eli
necesitatile de credit intro gru-
pare sociala 81 intr'un loc deter
minat nu Sc manifesto Ia toti inf
divizii deodata, ci pc rind, da pu-
tinta Cd, Gu un capital strins la
banca populara sa sc poata salts
face trebuintele tuturora. Aceasta
GU atat mai mult crl cat prin
scontarea portofolinlui bancei pp.
pulare la federala, 81 reesconta.
rea la centrala, banca orr cand
poate sa-si msreasca creditul de
care are nevoe.
In prezent prin improprietari.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
AUrmars).


10 Malu lJUo.
Pima All II am auzit pc mama
yorbind de Billy. r vesela 81 in
fiecare ri face gimnastica 81 RI
dica greutatile. A incercat Sc in
yete 81 pc dina Brown, dar dinsa
e prea grea 81 nu poate Sc faca
nici miscare pc parapet. Pc tra-
peza nici MI indrazneste Sc puie
NINA 81 mama ride Gu pofta. Nici
greutatile cele mici pc care lea
luat mama anume pentru ca nn
poate 50 le ridice. Mare putere
in mini. Mama ia zis ca Sc umble
mai multi u "a incerce, asa cum
poate Sc ridice greutatile cele mici
81 * - ridice pc parapet 81 At
III ysa &ae1 cit bnte de groasa.
(fnd "a esit AZ sub sol dina
own Ss rp(is u tsts II ssfls'
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18

de imprumuturi suma Gle lei
1856, 100000, adica un spor Gle
136, 100000 lei peste cifra soldu-
'lui din bilantul general de la 81
Decembrie 1919, la care urmeaza
a Sc adaoga celc 89,0OO.OOO lei
soldul contului, diverse cOnturi
reprezentand marfuri, seminte,
etc, 81 cele 45,OOO.OOO lei soldul
contului Cassa.
Aceste 5OO.OOO.OOO lei carl au
stat la dispozitia satenilor pentru
intensificarea productiei agricole,
reprezinta nu nlmai o cifra re-
marcabila dar, cea ce este mai
important, afirmarea unui mare
'principiu de solidaritate. economi-
co-sociala. Astfel disponibilul in
numerar al satenilor care far;i
aceste institutiuni cooperative ar
iancezi fara nici O intrebuintare
in fundul lazilOr. pc langa ca ga
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18

rea satenilor peste so la suta din
intinderca pamantului arabil al
tarii intrat in stapanirea lor.
Este i'm interesul satenilor 81 mai
ales in interesul Statului ca pro-
ductiunea agricola sd dea maxi
mul de rezultate. ST cum pentru
aceasta satenii, mai ales Gel de
curind improprietariti, au tre-
buinta pentru cumparari de vite,
unelte agricole, seminte, etc., de
credit eftin, la timp acordat 81 in
,masura nevOilor lor, singureleS int
stitutiuni menite sal inleyneasca,
sunt bancile populare.
Ele trebuesc indrumate, orga-
nizate 81 inzestrate Gu elemente
dcstoinice 81 cinstite pentru ca sd
poata ii la inaltimea chemarii lor.
Numai in chipul acesta Bancile
populare 81 Federale lor vor adu-
ce seryicii imense nu numai aces
tOra, dar intregei economii ma.
tionale.
|. Inject dar sigq.r institutiile coo.
perative de credit Isl vor mari
baza de operatiupi 81 GU acesta
beneficiile anuale, carl le va, da
posibilitatea de plati lbine per
s'sonalul tehnic, a-si spori fondu.
rile de rezerva 81 mai ales fon
durile culturale 81 cele de intere.
general.
Tot initiativele individuale sau
collective ale satenilor pentru i'm
bunatatirea rasei vitelor, intensi
ficarea agricola prin procurar.
de masini perfectionate, etc, vim
zarile in comun ale cerealelor, in
Idustrializarea laptelui, lemnului
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18

n are incredere, ca el intotdeauna
ma batut 81 e risipitor.
Advocatul mamei dat judeca-
torului actele de carl ia spus ma
ma 81 judecatorul dupa ce lea
cetit lea dat 81 juratilor sa le vaza.
Judecatorul M intrebat 81 pc
mine daca e drept ce spune tu$a
Ana 81 tata, 81 lam spns ca minte
81 tata 81 tusa. Ca mama nu m =
batut nici odata 81 ma iubeste 81
Sc poarta bine scu mine, cum Sc
poarta 81 Gu Dora.
A ascultat 81 pc d-nu Brown y
pc dina Brown 81 amindoi au spua
ca mama ma iubeste N q poari
Il bine Gu mine. s2
Judecatorul ma fhNebat ee
am fost fnvatat Sc spun aSs cum
am spus, 81 lam zis ea NJ ma
inyatat nimeni, Tusas Ana . ~
Cd mint si judecator,tl opfitlo,
si ia zis - numai vdrbeascS stna
nu-i intrebat4.
Advocatnl mamei > aritat Jude
-. 8.taE
catornl cum administreasa mama
avsres, q NJ ! : atins de sibisai,i
cent din chiria eaeelor y. dill pFoiI
eepteIe banilor ii nh IN
bsniii y, i \ ! N 'dspns 4 libsIl
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infiintari de luccrniere, de pepi-
nicre pentru pomi 81 vita, etc., in
fine toate mijloacele de intensifi-
carea productiunei agricole la
camp, in regiunea podgoriilor 81
la munte au absolute nevoe dc
credit cat mai larg 81 lesnicios.
Este sfanta datorie 81 ches-
TUNE de onoare pentru miScarea
cooperative ca sa Sc Organlzczf
asa fel in cat sa poata corespundt
misiunei mari pc, care Q are.
Es ADin. "Infratireasss J. /
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
CAUTAM

Familii sa lucreze la steele de
zahar in Alma, Bay City, Caro-,
Croswell, Saginaw 81 Sebewaing
Michigan. $1S pc acra. Mergeti la
agentii nestri in Cleveland, Du-
minica 10 Martie la Kovach Bar
Der Shop, 1927 st. Clair Avenue
la orelc 8; Paul Fodors 26O9 Lo,
rain Avenue La orele II, Buda.
pest Hotel, 1909 Woodland Ave.
la orele =. Aduceti 81 pc prietinii
D-voastra.
MICHIGAN SUGAR COMPANY
Saginaw Michigan.
(63, 64-65).
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
FELIX DIAz oMoRtT.

Nogales. Ariz., II Martie. -
Generalul Felix Diaz, nepotul lui
Profirio Diaz, fost presedinte al
Republicei Mexico, a fost impus-
cat 81 ucis astazi aproape de CARA
Ortiz, in StatM Sonora, Mexico,
la calea iumatate intre Hermosillo
81 Guyamas, zice telegrama pri-
mita aici All noapte.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
JARTIERE1E VERB STUNT
CoNDAlNATE.
Fetele din Liceu au PRINT ordin
II nu le mai expuna.

Sandusky, O. II Martie. @
eleva din liceu serband All ziua
st. Patrick, a expus 0 perechie de
jarteire verzi. Pfofesolall 10 Or
donat Sd nu lie expuna sau Sc pa
raseasca clasa.
0 alta fata, care purta All di-
mineata O perechie de ciorapi
verzi, dnpa prinz s'a fncaltat Gu
alti de culoare 'einchisa din ordi-
nul authorization scolare.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-03-18
ABONATI NARUL
..AMERICA"
HSTIlNTARE

Stunt rugati toti abonentn
nostri a observa urmatoarele
reguli la trimiterea pentru
schimbare de adresa.
l. sd sc scrie adresa veche
unde la mers ziarul 81 adress
unde s'a mutat.
2. La fiecare persoana sS
se alature marci de Sc. 81 se
caute "a nj se dea numele stra
del 81 al orasului correct.
Cine nu observa aceste re.
gull in zadar asteapta sx se
schimbe sdresa Cd M se poate
AdministratiA.