The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-03-31
on Saturday night, provided they are

Wanted, an appetite like an alli-
gator to beat the high cost of living.
He eats only between May to Novem-
Der.
Wanted, some place where there
isn't snow to play baseball.
Lost, four thousand nine hundred
fifty dollars in my investment in
stock.
Found, a way to make money. Let
"Tim" do it.
Notice, all those who do not attend
the Eighth Grade Carnival will miss
the time of their lives.
Wanted, plenty of customers for the
Live Animal show.-Marie Smith.
We are going to have a treat We'd
nesday. We are all to go down to
the domestic science room at twelve
for dinner. The price is only 15c.-
Margaret Dignan.
W. have missed several students
from u poppy grade. Milton Hal
sted has been absent for a long time
and has not returned. Belinda Black
seth is still absent and has been for
almost two weeks due to illness.-Ger-
trude Halbert.
WHAT! Who are they? The three
little mysterious carpenters that keep
your house and my house in repair
will be given by the eighth grade Sat-
urday night.
Monday morning our teacher an
nounced that her sister had sent a real
live alligator from New Orleans.
There was much excitement all morn
ing. In the afternoon after Agricul-
tural period two boys We're sent to
get the alligator. They soon arrived
and We found to our surprise it was
addressed to "The Peptimists." Most
OF the girls were too frightened to
go near it but they soon quieted down.
Mr.. Mullins made US a fine aquarium
for our pet alligator. When the boys
brought it in we all shouted, "Three
cheers for Mr.. Mullins!"-Maggie
Martinkoski.
Some of the Peptimists have been
advised to go to the doctor to have
their ears examined. They sit very
close to the teachers desk, in fact
NEARLY under her nose' yet after
something important has been said
and they are called upon to repeat it
they declare that they did not hear it.
We cannot doubt this entirely but we
can think that they do not try to hear
and we are certain that if they listen
ed they could not help but hear. These
folks generally enter the Know Moth
ing class.-Grace Cain.
Lost, my ability to write stories.
Lost, DR.. Milk Bottles milk bot
tle.-Grace Cain.
Notice, the Eighth Grade carnival
next Saturday evening, 8 o'clock,
April LIST, 1922. Side show open at
7:3O. Admission 15c for main en-
trance; side show 10.
There was much excitement in the
Peptimists' room when it was an
nounced that we had been sent a live
alligator. 1t was sent to us by Miss
Florence Osterberg from New Or
leans and addressed to the Peptimists.
OF course, everybody knows who the
Peptimists are! It must have been
quite stuffy in side of the mail pouch
and he must have received plenty of
bumps, but since he is the mascot of
the Peptimists he doesn't mind a few
bumps. Peptimists and alligators can
stand a lot. Endurance is part of
our Code.-Clyde Osmundsen.
Soon the Peptimists will publish a
true story about an opossum hunt. We
assure you it will be very interesting.
You want to look in the Courier every
week as there is always some inter-
esting essay or story by the Pepti-
mists.-Clyde Osmundsen.
The girls say the alligator is "cute."
Come and see what you think about
him, next Saturday night.-Clyde o.
mundsen.
Peptimists' pet alligator, Tim, is
making the money for the eighth
grade. He is alive and wild. He came
all the way from New Orleans in a
mail pounch. He was almost all in
when he arrived here, from a long
rough trip but is poppy as he can
be now. He will take a part in the
Peptimists' carnival.
The last snow spoiled the big base
ball game between the eighth grade
and seventh grade girls. They will
play as soon as the ground gets dry.
It will be the first thrilling baseball
game of the a in Glasgow
Eitaro Etow.
The other day in history class our
teacher requested that we find some
famous speeches in history commit