St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-04-28

at his home on Richmond street.
Substantial alterations are be-
ing made to the People S Bargain
store.
The Altruistic Club will meet
at Sister Hendricks, POS South
lvanhoc street, May 2.-Rep.
The Cloverland Creamery is
having substantial addition
made TO its establishment on w.
Burlington street.
Boys might be willing to attend
Sunday school more regularly if
they were provided with radio
reports from ball games.-Ex.
If the rising generation would
rise a little more promptly in the
morning the family could all
have their breakfast together.
Owing TO increasing business, ID.
Frank llorsman, well known and
experienced salesman, has been
added TO the force of Rogers, the
Raincoat Man.
The Importance Of a high bridge
at st. Johns is becoming more
and more evident, ~ traffic be-
comes greater. The project
should be kept fully alive.
Laurclwood Past Noble Grand
Club will give an apron social on
Friday evening, May 9Th, at the
Odd Fellows Hall. A cordial i'm
vitation is extended TO you TO at
tcnd.-Rcc. See.
The Young Peoples Fellowship
of ST. Andrew churSh, Ports
mouth, will bc hosts 90 young peo-
pie of University Park and 81.
Johns at the parish hall on next
Friday evening.
"And you tell me several men
proposed marriage 10 your he
said, savagcly. eyes; several, F"
the wife replied. "Wcll, | only
wish YOU had married the first
fool who proposed. ~ did"
The Idle Hour Pool Hall, POI y.
Jersey street, will open up for
business tomorrow. This new
establishment, owned by Glover
& Allen and managed by Thomas
Glover, is nm attractive establish
ment. 4 line of soft drinks, to-
bacco and cigars will be carried.
The RI. Rev. Walter r. Sum
ncr, ID. d., Bishop Of the Episco-
pal Diocese of Oregon, will make
his annual visitation 10 81. An
drew = church, Portsmouth, on
next Sunday morning, preaching
lt the II o'clock service and con
a class of confirmation
doctor" said he, "I'm a vie
tim of insomnia. | cant sleep
il there is the least noise, such
rs eat on the back fence, for in
stance. " "This powder will be
replied the physician
after compromising prescrip-
ton. "When do | take il, doe
tori" "You don't take il; you
give il 10 the eat in some milk, "
A man entered a jewelry store
IO buy a clock. The jeweler
him the different styles
one in particular he said was
nm eight day clock. "What does
that meant" After the jeweler
had explained that il would run
eight days without winding, the
man exclaimed, For the love of
Mike, how long would she run if
YOU wound her!
The R0sebuds of ST, Andrews
church, Portsmouth, will present
A play, "a Garden Cinderella, "
nj the Artisans Hall, Lombard
and Portsmouth, Friday, May 3.
There will be a matinee for the
school children at 3 p. m. and AN
evening performance at s p. m.
They are being trained by Mrs.
r. f. Huston. The east will in
,lude most of the little girls who
presented a fairy play for the
benefit of the Eastern Star in St
Johns several months ago.
"Well," said the happy bride
groom 10 the minister at the con
.lusion Of the marriage ceremony
how much do | owe you7"
Oh, | will leave that 10 you,
was the reply. "You can better
estimate the value Of the service
" Suppose we post
DOne settlement then-say for a
year. BY that time / shall know
whether ! ought 10 give you 500
1r nothing" "No, no, " said
the clergyman, who was a mar
ried man himself, "make it $500
now"
- good bargain close in, only 3
from the business center
IF St. Johns and close 10 the
mills, room semi-mod-
.rn house. Sewer and sidewalks
all paid for Lot 50xll0 with
fruit and berries. Price $500.
Small payment down and small
payments. You will
nave to hurry. Scales & Blew.
For Rent room furnished
house. For information call
salluond 1919