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Evening journal., 1922-04-25
PEOPLES CHURCH
TO BE ENLARGED
Special to The Evening Journal.

Special to The Evening Journal.
DOVER. April 25.-The building
committee, appointed by the Peoples
Christian Church Sunday School.
several weeks ago. to take into con
sideration the enlarging OF the
church, both as to the auditorium
and assembly room. the latter for
Sunday School purposes. after con-
sidering several plans, have about
decided to extend the church back.
There is additional room in the rear
OF the church 10 the extent OF 5Ox41
feet, which would allow a substan-
tial increase for both church audi
torium and Sunday School room An
architect will be secured to submit
plans for this addition. which it is
hoped to start at an early date.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
pAcLrs NOMINATE oFFTCERs.

Nomination OF officers to be elected
next Monday night were made at the
meeting OF Wilmington Aerie, No.
"a. Fraternal order OF Eagles, last
evening. The officers will be Install
ed on the first Monday night in
June.
The nominations follow: President,
A. F. Demesse; vice-presid mt, c. r.
McCafferty; chaplain. John \. Nc
CAN and Bernard I. Mooney, cone 20
be elected): treasurer, Joseph =.
Hermann: secretary, William F.
Hayes: trustees. (to serve for two
years., Frank P.Neylan; insidegusro
John W. Lewis; outside guard. John
y. Clark: librarian, Francis P. Kane
All physicians who are members OF
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
COMMUNITY CLUB
ELECTS OFFICERS
snecialto The Evening Journal.

Special TO The Evening Journal
STANTON. April 25.-The stanton
Community Association held its bus
mess meeting and social on Friday
evening in the Friends Meeting
House. Omcers were reelected as
follows: President. Mr.. Charles p.
Dickey; vice. president. Mr.. VII
liam Sparks: secretary, Mrs. Mary
E. Dickey; treasurer. Alvin satterth-
waite.
Mrs. c. p. Dickey was asked 20
look into the matter OF getting a new
and larger school for the town Of
stanton.
The following committee was ap-
pointed to arrange for a carnival to
be held during the summer: Mrs.
william Sparks. Harold Mitchell and
Walter Kitchens. This committee
was asked TO report at the next
meeting Of the association on Fri
day evening. May 10.
Following the business session, an
interesting program was furnished
by the children OF the first. second
and third grades Of the school which
consisted of dialogues and songs.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
Died

PIERCE-In this city. on April "a. 1922.
Harriet Calhoun. wife OF Aiban
NJ Pierce, in her list year Reia-
tives and friends are invited 20 at
tend the funeral services from her
late residence. 5. e. Corner Twenty
third and West streets. on Thurs
DAY afternoon, April 81, at '230
o'clock. lnterment at Riverview
cemetery
BoULDEN-In this city. on Anru a.
Is-z' Emma Doble. wife Of the late
James A. Boulden, OF Cecil County.
Nd, in her nth year. Relatives
ana friends are invited to attend
the funeral services from Bethel NJ
r. Church, Bethel. Nd. on wed
nesday afternoon. April 2s. 1922. al
O'Clock Interment at Bethel
cemetery.
oAKEs-At Milford Cross Roads on
April "a, 1922. Hannah NJ Oakes.
aged IS years. Relatives and friends
are invited TO attend the funeral
services at her late residence. NIL
FORD Cross Roads. on Thursday
morning. April o. at ? o'clock. In
terment at Silverbrook cemetery.
Auto VIII meet train due at Newark
at ll.5S and 1903
ELWOoD-In this city. on April rs. 1922.
Lydia A. wife OF the late Thomas
Elwood. Relatives and friends are
invited to attend the funeral from
the residence Of her on-in-iavr.
Charles p. Pickens. si1 Stoeckia
street, on Friday morning, April 2s,
A. O'Clock. Requiem mass at st
tauI church. lnterment at Cathe-
DRUMMoND-In this. city. on Anri 2s
q 1922. Matte A., wife OF James Lewii
Drummond. Relatives. friends
Deimarvia Lodge, No. 90. L. A. T. O
b. r. T., Camp No. /, p. o. OF A
and Shepherds Of Bethlehem. No. l.
are invited 10 attend the funera
/ services at her late residence. SIS
p. Seventh street, on Thursday
Evening, April q. at 7sO O'Clock
Further services at Cherry Hill NJ.
April 2s. at o'clock. Intermeni
at Cherry Hin Nd
CRAWLEY-In this city. on April q.
1922. Adline Hendrickson. wife oi
the late John G. Crawley. daughtef
OF the late Capt John Hendrick son.
OF Odessa. Del. in her 10th year.
Relatives and friends are invited Ia
attend the funeral services from Old
Swedes Church, on Thursday after
noon, April p. at I o'clock Inter
ment at Silverbrook cemetery.
lLkINS-Suddenly at National Sol
dlers' Home. Virginia, on Aprn q.
1922. Frank wilkins The funerai
services will be held ct the chapei
az Riverview cemetery, on Wed
nesday afternoon. At o'clock
lnterment at Riverview cemetery.
HAGGERTY-In this city, on April 2a
1922, Josephine c.. wife OF John r.
Haggerty. Relatives and friends are
invited 70 attend the funeral from
the residence OF her mother, Mrs
Julia Danahee, 10 North Harri sor
street on Wednesday morning. Apri
26, at o'clock Requiem mass a.
81. Pauls Church. Interment n
Cathedral cemetery
STBWARD-In Newport Del. on AprL
20 1922, William W. Steward. age,
a years. Relatives and friends ar.
invited 70 attend the funeral ser
vices at his late residence jaime
street. Newport. Del, on Wedncs.
day afternoon. April IS. at
o'clock. Interment at St James
T cemetery.
MAhIACHER-At Richardson Park. OF
April %. 1922. Madgeiine Maizacher
Relatives and friends are invited {,
J attend the funeral from the resi-
dence OF her son-in-law. A. y
Beste, Richardson Park, on Wednes
day morning, at o'clock Soleni
requiem mass at St. Elizabeth
church. Interment az Cathedra
a cemetery.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
NEW SCARLET FEVER
CASE AT NEWARK

Special to The Evening Journal.
NEWARK. April 25-Owing TO
the development OF a scarlet fever
case the two eighth grade rooms Of
the grammar school were closed to-
day and the children sent home.
The child who developed the disease
Is Bessie Love. She attended school
yesterday. This is several times
some of the rooms OF tho local
schools have been closed this year
because OF scarlet fever.
A report that was circulated yes
terday among some OF the school
children that a man had given pois-
oned cakes 10 several OF the pupils
caused considerable excitement.
There was evidently no truth, how
ever, in the report and when in
quiry was made at the office OF Su-
perintendent owens TO day the re-
port had not been heard there and
no report made to the ofiice.
Members OF the Kappa Alpha Fra
ternity of the University OF Della
ware are busy preparing for a din
ner to be given Friday evening in
/ old College to be followed by a
/ dance in the Armory
Samuel J. Wright. who was taken
Ian last Saturday evening. with q
falnting spell at his home, is much
improved.
Mrs. Levi X. Bowen, accompanied
bv Mrs Robert s Gallaher, went t'
Baltimore yesterday to consult thu
surgeon at Johns Hopkins Hospital
who operated on Mrs Bowen re
Gently for an abnormal growth in th'
chest.
Mrs. J. Pining Wright who wa
expected to return home last week
is stin in a Philadelphia Hospital
where she Is undergoing treatment
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
DEDICATE NEW sCmooL.

Or. Joseph II. Odell president OF
the Delaware Service Citizens: II. p.
Scott and Dr. w. c. Jason. president
OF the College for Colored Students.
at Dover. attended the dedication Of
Delaware City School for Colored
People, Sunday afternoon.
nets. known OF my own knowl-
edge that the nets OF the fishermen
have not obstructed navigation on
the canal; that. I'm fact, their nets
are not placed in the channel OF the
canal
During all the time was bridge
tender on the canal, I have never
heard or known OF any accident TO
boats or interference with them by
the nets OF the fishermen.
"A great many families OF Della
ware City making their living by
fishing for carp in the canal, and
the order OF the Secretary OF War,
prohibiting this fishing. has brought
great privation 10 such families.
This fishing industry has value
10 Delaware City OF from fifteen TO
twenty thousand dollars, and in view
OF the fact that the industry does
not interfere in any way with the
use OF the canal or in any way OBJ
struct its navigation. the order or
the War Department denying the
use OF the canal to fishermen with
nets. works a very great hardship
and should be modified"
Frank Collins submitted the fol-
lowing statement:
Il was employed by the Chesa-
peake and Delaware Canal Company
az the time It was taken over by the
United States Government, and
worked thereafter for the United
States Government for a total pc
riod OF one year and "A half. During
this period. ! was constantly on the
waters OF the canal operating boats
and driving piling along the banks
, of the canal. / am thoroughly IA
, miliar with the practice OF the fish
2 ermen who nshed with nets for earn
n and mud shad in the wide waters OF
10 the canal and during all this period
L I have never seen any net OF any
fishermen obstruct the channel OF
the canal; in fact. they did not. be.
: fore the time they were prohibited
t Ash in the channel OF the canal. ant
r In no way obstructed navigation. ant
II the order OF the War Department II
y prohibiting the use or nets hai
b worked a very great hardship upoi
e many families that heretofore mad
e their living by such fishing. and. oi
- the other hand. the employment o
h a deputy warden 10 patrol the canal
n IN order TO prevent fishiDg has en-
Il tailed an unnecessary burden on tn
d United States Government"
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
COUNTY BALANCES.

W. s. Burris. County Treasurer,
reported to the Levy Court today
the following bank balances: New
Castle county. s106.2776s: miscel-
laneous road account. S176.52;
Christiana. Sl5.4O7.95: Mil Creek.
S53O5.72; White Clay Creek. $685.
sc; PeDcader, S2516.34; New Castle.
SS376.05; Red Iron. S1s2719; st.
Georges. s9779.56; Appoquinim,nlx
Sss725; Blackbird, s1O62.17: Bran
dywine SS725.s2.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
PARK BOARD ROUTINE.

At the weekly meeting OF the
executive committee OF the Board
OF Park Commissioner. this morn
ing. Charles Dougherty was ap-
pointed playground attendant at
Stapler Park.
Washington Street Bridge Com
mission granted the committee per-
mission to hold the Memorial Day
pageant on the end Of the bridge
near Brandywine Park. No further
business was transacted other than
that OF a routine nature.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
NO CLUE YET TO
ALBOGINA'S SLAYER

Coroner Bullock win hold an in
quest tonight on the death OF An
drew L. Altogina. who died in the
Delaware Hospital, at noon Satur-
day. Altogina was found in a stable
in South Wilmington Saturday morn
ing. with his head crushed in by a
heavy mallet. but still alive, and
was taken TO the hospital in the
police ambulance.
There is as yet no clue 20 the
mans slayer.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
LIVERPOOL COTTON.

LIVERPOOL, April 25 Omitted
Press spots opened quiet today
and prices were easier. Sales amount
ed 10 5000 bales. Receipts totaled
$1,000 bales including 1880 Amer
lean. Futures opened steady
American middlings fair. 1856:
good middlings. 1851; fully mid
dlings. 1925; middlings. 1911; low
middlings. s.6s; good ordinary. $751;
ordinary. S.31.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
LEGION CONFERENCES.

Humphrey Sullivan. National
Commander OF the American Legion
ana Col. Thomas W. Miller will con-
fer with the executive committee OF
the Delaware American Legion to-
morrow night. Tho conference will
he held at the State Armory.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
SUPPER AT UNION

The Ladies' Aid Society OF Union
NJ. r. Church will give a cold meat
supper in the church house on
Thursday evening. The first table
will be served at $50 o'clock The
menu follows: Cold ham. deviled
eggs. peas. macaronl, cold slaw,
rolls. butter. jelly and coffee
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
If you ARE WE'LL nnrn

You VII never display snobbish-
ness
You will consider letter OF In
PRODUCTION a sacred claim upon your
hospitality
Nou will, when shaking hands
with mother and daughter orer
your hand TO the mother first.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
CHICAGO GRAINS.

CHICAGO. April 25 Omitted Press)
Opening grain:
Wheat, May 146k 8147: July
I29A; Sept. 1873 G12O.
Corn, May 61A as; July s5H
a Y Sept. 67ia.
Oats. May 37%GS; July 4O%
@as; Sept. 417sa%.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
SEWING CIRCLE SALE

The Missionary Sewing Circle OF
the Seventh Day Adventist Church
will hold a rummage sale at ia Tat
nall street tomorrow All sort OF
articles will be on sale.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
NEW YORK COTTON.

NEW YORK. April 25 CUnited
Press Cotton opened steady to-
day. May was up 3. at 1897; July
1853, up 4; October 1910. up 4:
December 1910. up S.
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FOREIGN EXCHANGE.

NEW YORK. April 25 (United
Press) Foreign exchange opened
easier today. Sterling was 4.42 1913;
francs. .09S3A; lire. .O545; marks,
.0039k.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25
BRAIN TESTS.
BY Sam lloyd.

Eight Minutes TO Answer This.
A palindrome is word.
phrase or sentence that reads
the same either backward or
forward. as ANNA.
Probably, the most famous
palindrome. is that which might
have been uttered by Napoleon
in his exile. viz:
ABLE WAS I ERE SAW
ELBA."
Another. almost as appro-
priate 10 the occasion, is Adams
Introduction OF himself 70 Eve;
MADAM IN ADAM"
Now. let US see who can con-
struct a paIindrome from the
Following string Of letters;
AAAA w W S sIITTc
As a tip. It might be stated
that a feline figures in the
sentence.
Answer to Yesterdays.
Eight pins are removed 10
leave the word LOVE.
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the Aerie were renominated. Fou
are to be elected.
In memoriam
SineS and Welch
FLORISTS

2ts WEST EIGHTH STREET.
Cut Flowers and Funeral Design.
Speciality.
D. & A. 5s7s.
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LOCAL SECURITIES

Laird and Company, DUPONT Build
ing. furnish the following quotations
of local securities. Bid. Asked.
Evening journal., 1922-04-25

Or. Joseph II. Odell, president Of
the Delaware Service Citizens: II. p.
Scott and DR.. w. c. Jason. president
OF the College for Colored Students
at Dover. attended the dedication Of
Delaware City School for Colored
People. Sunday afternoon.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
YE EDS BLUE PENCILi
BY NEAR LAURET.

I've been thru q bloody war,
Yes! Shot thru and thru;
Motor cars have run mo down,
Been cut four ways In two;
Fellow biffed me on the Jaw,
Took on q bootleg stew;
But hone above knocks mo out,
AS Bill, and his pencil, blue.
Just when we've turned out Q pip,
Considered quite In line,
With a little word, full Of kick,
just fun, without design,
Blue Benefacts, who read the sheet,
Jump Bill, tear out his spine,
What can he do, but delete?
Poor Bill and his keelivine.
Poor Bill has trouble with scribes,
Twixt good and bad Is riven;
He knows they that speak un'
minced,
To penance are seldom driven;
But they with hearts smothered In
With refuse form a leaven
OF subtle poison for the soul.
Old Bill, your pens forgiven.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

"HOME PORK MAKING"

Oh. boyl This book was pub
lished in 1900, but such books
never grow old. The hog is like
the Indian. The best hog is the
dead hog. and its most worthy
deeds are performed after it is
in the pot. The death history Of
hog Is far more interesting than
an account of his life. What to
do with the offal." Just listen TO
what that man calls "offal:"
Pork sausage. bologna sausage,
Westphalian sausage, frankfurt
ers. Swabian sausage, Italian sau-
sage, pork sausage, Black Forest
sausage, tongue sausage, liver sau-
sage, Royal Cambridge sausage,
brain sausage, Spanish sausage,
tomato sausage az pounds to-
mato pulp and l pound of crush
ed crackers to every seven pounds
Of sausage meat, Philadelphia
scrapple, souse, jowl, head. crack
nels, Drawn, head cheese, blood
pudding. spiced pudding. "Offal."
indeed! FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
THE COLUMN is CLEAN.

Dear Editor-I congratulate
you upon the editorial ability and
journalistic dexterity you display
In your determination to keep II
and s clean, worthy and reputable
in every particular. Nothing repre-
hensible or unpresentable escapes
your eagle eye: The PUNCH with;
out the KNOCKOUT; the KICR
without the STING, seems to he
your motto. Long may you preside
over the brilliant array Of contri-
butors who ornament II and B.
WILL T. WHELAN.
Tributes are frequently paid the
column. Much as we desire. we
seldom print them. Mr.. Whelan's
description of the policies of tho
column are accurate. 1t Is read in
thousands of homes and has a won
derful influence in shaping the
thoughts of young and old. For
that reason II will always remain
clean and wholesome, uncontami-
mated by modern tendency to 60
beyond the "dead-line" in speech.
We reject hnudreds Of contribu-
tons that border on the vulgar.
They are often we'll meant; fire.
quently are In keeping with So
ciety's ideas of advanced bright
ness. We would rather have the
column old-fashioned, even II in do
ing so we cause many so-called
bright folks to denounce 1t as not
up to date in fun making. We do
want II human, though, without
that hypocrisy that accompanies
the extremes Of the "good-a-good-
les" who won't say Sweat" be-
cause "perspiration" L. moro re-
fined.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
TO FANS OF H AND 8
AWAY FROM WASHINGTON

2 The editor has had many IN
guiries from fans of this famous
old column tOho live atody from
Washington as to phether con-
tributions from them are t1eL-
coined. These fans are readers
of the huge Sunday Times, and
consequently see Heard Gnd Seen
balt once a meek.
For their information zoe refer
to the headlines above, "For and
From Eperybody." That is
literally true of tho old column,
Vhich Is published seven days
q aoeek. During sic days of tho
week it is largely read by Wash
ington people. They read 1t on
Sundays also. These Washing
tonians, earnest and loyal fans
of this column, to1-ite tho ma
jority of bright things tllat ap-
pear In Il.
The column is, however, open
70 contributions from ANY
WHERE and ANYBODY. We
often get letters from, fans ,oho
are ,,oiD in all parts Of the toorld
and Uho are so attached to Hoard
and Seen that they keep IN touch
Vith it BY havtng The Times sent
10 them
Out-ot-totcn readers and
boosters Of this column are as
sured that the doors of Fl and s
stand Dide open for then. to
contribute Whatever they think
q suitable to tho sptrit Of tho
column. II their contributions
ore up to tho requirements they
viH be gladly printed.
This column hos been called q
sgurden of sunshine, Wit, and
ptirth." Whether tho good hunsor
Or philosophy is In verse or prose
it matters not, so that Il makes
for the happiness and betterment
Of others. =
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
BEYOND EXPECTATION.

The head Of a large New York
business house bought a number
of those do It Now" signs and
hung them up around his offices.
They were effective beyond expec-
tation, and vet 1t can hardly be
said that they worked well.
When after the first few days,
the business man counted up the
results, he found that the cashier
had bolted with $4,000, the head
bookkeeper had eloped with tha
typist, three clerks had asked fof
a raise in salary, and the office boy
had set out to become q highway.
man.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
REAL ECONOMY HERE.

Hubby-You are not economical.
Wife-Well, II you don't call
woman economical who saves her
wedding dress for a possible
second marriage, I'd like to know
what you think economy is.
MRS. E. M. c.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
FRIEND FLAPPER SPEAKS.

FRIEND FLAPPER SPEAKS.
"Alas, alack, dame fashion says
Our skirts must downward trend,
So it's up to me
To obey that decree,
But that will not worry tho men.
when skirts come down. cost
win rise.
10 will add 10 our upkeep,
Tho it may add 70 our woes
Still we can all wear half hose,
And In the end it may be cheap.
HANK HAWKINS
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
WHO'LL RHYME "AUGUsTf-

In May or Juno most any loon
Can take his Tyre and play . tunei
Most any jay his lyre can play
And sing nice words that rhyme
with May.
In April Il L. hard to sing
That month won't rhyme with any.
thing.
What can we do tp August, toof
No English word fi1at i have heayd
viii make = rhyme that sounds
sublime
Try "rhyming" August when
SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
WHY HE LIKES MOSQUITOES

II q mosquito hurts you-you
swat Il and smile.
II woman hurts you-you smile
4 mosquito, arter blood, probes
anywhere.
4 woman likes to get at the
heart" OF thingF.
When mosqui' oes aliEht they
rest at wings at angle.
When a woman angles success
fully she rests light.
A mosquitoes "bilr costs no
money.
But womans may
break you. MERCURY.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
FAMOUS WORDS.

By Uomen-"She's a friend Of
mine, but I really do not approve
of tho pGy she carries on Nth
tho mon in the office"
By boys-""AtO, cheei II I
couldn't play ball no better'n him,
I'd quit"
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
A BAD BOYS
BIRTHDAY RESOLUTIONS.

st will not put pins in my dear
teachers chair" (Tacks will hurt
Just as much, anyway
'T will not quarrel and fight with
my big brothers" (What have
got . little brother forO
IT will not play truant from
school to 60 fishing or swimming"
(That IL, In the winter time.)
"I will be q. regular attendant at
Sunday school," Dust before the
summer treat)
Il will not take mothers ourrant
/ Jelly from the pantry without per-
l mission" (Her raspberry jam II
good enough for me.)
"I will be kind to dumb animals,
such as tigers, lions. and ele-
l phants." (Stray cats and dogs,
| however, had better keep out OF
this neishborhood.)
'I will not Oh. that's enough.
They say the good die young, and
| want TO live until ! catch that red
| headed boy In the next street who
stuck his tongue out at me ye.tsr-
dayr b. ". T.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
BRTTAINS NOTIONS.

britannia used 10 rule the waves"
But the kaiser Spilled the beans"
when he sent beneath the waves
His ''bloody" submarines.
But since the Lusitania sank.
Great Britain has the notion
That Britain's "waves" extend clear
down
To ths bottom Of the ocean.
-'..' SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
A STOMACHIC SoLILooUY.

whats the matter with you-aint I
always been your fricndf
Amt i been partner 70 youf An ny
pennies don't I spend
In getting nice things For you. Dent I
give you lots OF cakef
you had to 70 ard achef"
PEGGY BEE.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

The ten-hour day prevailed In
those days. Bakers worked as
much as twelve and fourteen
hours. Time and a half and
double time were unknown guam
titles. The boss paid what he
thought he could afford, moro or
less-mostly less.
FRED VETTER.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
DANGEROUS INTRUSION.

Lula kissed me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sss IN.
IL would have been mighty sweet,
Except that her dad walked In.
He glanced st me and then st her,
And we both turned quits red.
II HADN'T beat u out quickly
That sg would have sumgsd my
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
FAULT-FINDING MEN.

Girls can't please men:
II We are demuro they call rs
affected"
IL short they want us tall;
II "peppy" we are too "frislky;"
II quiet we arc dead"
IL we talk sense we are "crazy;"
II we talk little "she Is dumb"
II we talk on current topics We
are 'too deep;'
II We babble plain nonsense we
"are void where brains ought to
be-" G.. Il. j.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
WORD PROBLEMS.

II. SMITH gave US a word with
five vowels In II. The word
"phiegm" has five consonants in
one syllable. Does anybody know
OF a word OF six consonants TO one
yowel7 BRIDGEPORT.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
WEEKLY WAGES IN 1878.

CTaken from q report Of Secro-
tary of State on the state Of labor
in America and Europe3
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

lfrA Jenlrins-AGy boy ought 10
have been named "Flannel"
Mrs. Johnson-Why In thstf
Mrs. Jenl<ins-Because he shrfnks
from washing. M. Il. W.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02

Mrs. Swimmerton-Is that o
Ford your brother hasf
Bibbie-Yes, ma'am.
Mrs. S-Oh. i thought 10 was .
Sedan. ID.
The Washington times., 1922-07-02
JACK AND JILL.

Jack and Jill went mp the hin,
The story goes Of old;
Jack fell down and broke his
crown,
At least so we are told.
Tis said they went for water,
And IL sounded very well,
But what q funny place to find
A good old sparkling well.
1 used to think the story was
So simple and so true,
But now that I am wiser,
III be doggoned II I do.
II. M. RAwLETT.