davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31

Der bon giirecrmeilter &uOolpb
angeregte @obnungsouslduB oes
9iitriftS Columbia bat lid in iiebef
llntergruppen eingeteilt, I'm oas fol-
genOe feit5uitellen: +. 3obl Ser &du-
Ter uto @obnungen; 2. 8ollmateri.
al; 3. 9lrbeitsnerb1ltnille; A. Soften
preiS I'M 8oltgeiperbe, Sinan5frogen,
8aubereine etc. s.. 8auitile uno Sn-
neneinri6tltngen; 6. @eiesgebung
iiber Wtieten. 8auten; Z. @runoeigen-
trm, 2ano fir SGuier. Seffentlide
SiBungen meroen nod abgebolten
mer0en. 2 Wtonate Stroium miro
erforoerlid iein. Damn miro elm Be
ri1t OH Den @iirgermeilter eingereidt
iperoen.
-&inoeripielplaBe giebt es in Der
Staot nie gelllis. IS mirD iebt Elm
GROCER Spielplab Dor Dem groBen
Union" -gobnbof erri6tet meroen
BORT, no bisber Die u2ibertp-Sut" &c.
itanoen hatte. 9lli6 fir mebr 8aoe-
gelegenbeit ioa IN Ser 3ufunft ge-
iorgt merDen. ltnlere Stootn1ter ba-
ben iiberaa oie Augen auf. sic mol
len feline idnubigen StraBen, feline
freien nit llnfraut iibermu6erten.
leer liegenoe SausplGbe, moaen Sen
Siioen Ser Staot in einen n8otani.
l6en @orten" bermanoeln, lorgen
fir 8elierii6erbeit Der Sbeoter, fir
8eobodtltng ser Serfebrsregeln lei-
tens Ser oSari" 5llbrleute, fir SOf-
li6feit inter Goli3eibeamten, fir gu
tie 8eleudtrtng, fir 8elieritng Ser
SAnlberbdltniiie. Nltoolpb uno On
tier iAeinen energii6e MGnner 81
Iein.
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31
llnierc stuOtOatcrl

@ir boben 8pei tiidtiee 9iirger,
meiiter an Der Spite ser Stuot, be-
ionoers lieb uttO uns alien betaunt lit
aber Serr Guno &uOoIpb. Simmer bat
er elm Ser5 ge8eigt fir mobItGtige uno
gemeinniibige 3pede. Inns Nmeri.
fanern Oeutider glbitommung lit err
elm beionOers lieber 6renno. Nus
leiner gegcnmdrtigen GGtigfeit fir
Die Stdot lei gum 9ciipiel oas Sol
genoe %erlpGbnt:
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31
@innrinnA

@aibington. .. g., 3. M1r5 1922.
@cebrter Serr MinfIer -
Sbren Artitel betreffS Der NitSloi.
iungen Der @olbiHgtoner engIiibeu
3eitungen, Die mobl Yro5eiie no6 iid)
5ieben meroen, unO meine al eripar
ten0e 3itierrng Dor oos @rano @e-
iblporenengeridt finoe i'd ourbaus
gere6t nn0 beiDnueit, ituo 0anfe icbr
oofiir. 2esten Mittpo1 mar Die Dor.
unterillhung inter Dem 8oriib 0es
II. Q. Gommiliioner, Si0ge @stt, un0
i6 fatl0, mas i'd erpartet bate, 0oB
au6 nift cine ein5ige Anfloge gegcn
mid ODER gegen Die llnioeriitat eri-
ltiert. yeatiirli6 bate id feline @ele-
genbeit, iest i6on oie fleinen Soden,
Die bon Ger Aiit. 0iitrict gl%ttornep.
Office poreefiibrt puroen, 5u mi0er.
legen. @eroe oieIes ober bel ser @e-
ri6tsberbanolitng nit 2eidtigfeit tlln
fonnen, 0o i6 Die &ontrofte Der be.
treffen0en Yerionen in &1noen babe
uno 8emeile erbringen fam. 8ir
Iino aber ben oaiierten 8olfern unbe.
qlem, oa mir 81 piele 8dbrbeitcn ia.
gen; un0, menn uniere &egierung lid
mirtli6 0nour6 leiten l0Bt mas id)
niht boffe, mer0en mir trob unierer
boben Soeole ut0 unirer @brlihfeit,
Die Seiner in ser 8orrnteriu6ung be.
5peifelte, trob n~nieres ongeiuanoten
SleiBes un0 mnirer ca. 20 Sabre Ian.
ger oft unoonfbarer @emiibungen,
oernidtet lperoen. Sd fiirdte, ooB
@ntI6eioungen f%einesmegs INNER ee.
NAB Der 3eugniiie in ben @erihts
perbonolungen gemadt mer0en; ION.
bern Dab Holitif gemaltig mitipielt in
Dem Helultot. ga lit Damn eben nihts
onoeres 81 MAIDEN ais 81 parten.
bis Die Menlbbeit oic Yrin5ipien Der
@abrbeit uno Ser @credtigfeit ge.
gen Aue, fir meldc i6 mein 2eben
lang ~gearbeitct babe, angenommen
lno ausgefiibrt bat. Der SAB gegen
mid lit Elm Sab gegen Den Sbeomo.
nismltS; oenn, ais ih Dem Yoltin-
ipettor an Mittpod iagte, ooB iie
mid ME geredterlueile perurteilen
f0mnten, ontmortete er: .@ber mas lit
eigentIid Der Sbeomonismus?~ gns
i6 ibm erfl6rte, Dab Der Sbeomonis.
mus, Dem @orte uaf, ia .@lnuben
on unoSereinigung inter einem nab
rem @ott" lei, mo Dab oie<99elt nit
ibren pielen Heligionen, &irhen, uno
Soften ale fat obne ieglihe eeiItli-
de Grleudtung BON oen erbobener
@elten, ME gcredt meroen uno gum
Srieoen eelan9en fonne; uno oaf
Sereini9ung Der Solfer gum mirfli.
den yeltben MIR nermoge boberei nil.
lcnlhaftlider @nbrbeit mo Grfenntt
mis-. meIher unire ltniperlit1t beion.
oerS oient, Grfolg baben fam, gal
cr ielber oieies al. SIS fommt mn
6orauf an, mas Die @elhmorener
0enfen meroen, un0 baben Sic qon;
reht, Dab oas YubIifun ON better
oas Heiultot obmartet. SD boffC
aber, ooB sic Iieben Sreunoe mir ibl
@oblmoaen niht entSieben meroen
uno ooB iie mid mnteritiisen lueroel
nit ibrem @ebet; oenn oieier 2omp
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31
Rad Der alien Ssimut abaercilt.

Nm Samstag. Den 81. M1rs B. g.,
reiIte Serr Waor golbcrg nit 8ani.
lie nod ieiner alien Seimat, Cider.
felo i'm 8beinIono, o6. SER goa.
BERG lit Geriiderungs sIgent uno III.
terbGlt lcine Office in ser Union Sa-
oings 9onf Building; feline 9erion
1T itootbefonnt. Die Eeile gina iiber
ROTTERDAM; er eeoenft i'm SUM mie.
Der bier 81 iein.
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31

1T pirfIid elm 9ampf Inn Die Collide
epige unb immer fortiarcitenoe Of-
fenborung, StGrfung. uno GrbaItung
oes 2ebens. llnire Irbeit lit fonltrt-
iereno un0 nidt oeritoreno.
Viidof Selmutb g. Soaer,
Broiioent Der Oriental u~niberlitp.
1902 Oregon 9lbe.. g, %.
8aibington, 8. 6.
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31

binaus8ufiibren uno orauBen gu ber-
ieufen. @r mar elm SelO, Oieier blon-
oe Seemonn aus Dem 0euti9en Nor-
ben. @an5 Amerita iubelte ibm 0a-
mails 3u. Ser Ameritoner l6Get Die
fiibne Sat aud beim Sein0e. Mber
i'm neuen 0eutidlano fono lid fein
8Ias fir 9apitdn Berg.
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31

Gtmaiee Observation-Disclosures
IL ser NbIicierlng bitten pir ms 10.
iprt 81 mclocn. oanlit lGleunlJe NIB.
hiiIie oeidlicht
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31
.0ie @ereiniaten W}1

gle Nerelnl9ten Wdnner60re
n8eetboben" uno n2ieoerfran5" bon
San Mntonio iiben iebt inter 2eitung
oeS &ern 9irigenten @rof. $. Sncob-
len sic 2ieoer Elm, meI6e in Dem gro-
ben &on8crt ~gelnngci meroen iollen,
0as inn 9(pril in Der 9eetboben.S alle
Itottfin0et. (@ann meroen mir oaS
@crgiiigen baben, mieoer einmal un-
lere beioen @eionebereine I'M gre.
BEN Gbor 81 b0ren?)
Washington Journal., 1922-03-31

2nndrOa, %callOaf, luirflide SeIifo.
teIIcn, limb 81 haben bel:
WibIers, 36-45 Nises Martt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-28

PARTNER WANTED
with $500. II satisfied with 500 per
week. Call az e32 Farmers Trust, be-
tween 80 and D. N.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-28
AUTOMOBILES

AUTOMOBILES
Automobiles for sale, II
BUICK automobile. Twentieth Century
Garage Phone Main $50. Ask Tor
M Beale.
o$E BUICK. Dodge. Willys-Knight anu
maxwell Sedan. Chalmers 5-passengef.
NlkARr MOTOR SALES
SIS 5. Main ST.
1921 BUICK
1890 BUICK
1919 RUICk
1915 BUICK
1917 BUICK
These cars are N the best mechanical
condition.
All cars TO he sold at q great sacri-
Zee.
Cash or Terms
THE AUTO MARKET
$3.50 : Michigan.
CADILLAC s. model 81, 7-passengeT
touring car. Al condition. All tires
good two new VIII scGrihce Tor $3.50
cash l25 Wakews Az
CHEVROLET-On new 1922 r. b Chev-
roiei, run less than 800 miles Sacrifice.
Call Main CO.'S OF 3S3 :. Main.
CROW ELkHART - Just ovtrhauled,
VII make good speedster. So can
N $40
IOE SALE-St udehsker roadster ia good
running order Phone NJ f66e or call a.
is44 T. Calvert S.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-28

IMPORTANT NOTICE.
The South Bend News-Times Will not
be responsible for more than one moor
rect insertion OF any advertisement or
dered for more than one time.
All cancellation orders on contract ana
untfl forbid orders must be in writing
sddressed TO the want-Ad Department
This IL for your protection.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-28
HeIp-MaIe or Female

THERE ARE OPPORTUNITIES i'm our
office for bright young men and WON
en-. with or without experience. Misha-
waka Wooden Mfg. Co, Mishawaka
Ind.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-28
She Safely Any AID Here
BUSINESS SERVICE
~~---~~---------------~
Tailoring and Pressing 30

SCHUBERT-"Little Dutch Cleaner" %
best Cleaning AZ standard prices.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20
CITY news IN BRIEF

Crowded out Of last weeks issue.) }
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20
Evanson Tells First Fish Story

Ed Evanson, veteran hardware
salesman, tells pretty fair one re-
garding the fishing at the Canadian
lakes. He says that the fish are so
plentiful at Crooked lake, just a few
miles beyond Fish Lake that the sur
face Of the lake is kept in a constant
state of agitation by the multitude of
the finny members underneath. On
account Of a superstition held by the
Indians on whose reservation the lake
is situated, they do not fish in this
lake and will not approach closer than
several feet from it's banks. But
when tourist catches any fish there
they are all too ready to take a por-
tion. Evenson said that while con-
-versing with the Indian agent there
one day an old squaw drove up in
blackboard, the horse coming at a stiff
trot with an old buck. some sc years
Of age trotting along behind the rig
as nonchalantly as tho walking at
comfortable pace. The squaw in
stead Of sitting in the seat Of the
blackboard sat back Of the seat on the
floor as tho unaware Of the purpose
for which seats were built. She may
have had other reasons but Ed gives
this version with the qualification that
the old girl was rather heavily built.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20
SMILE

Joke with him who jostles you,
Smile on him who hurries you,
Laugh at him, who pushes you,
It doesn't cost cent!
Don't be carrying round that chip,
Wink your eye and curve your lip,
And from life's sunshine take a sip,
It doesn't cost cent!
Don't be always first to rile
Your neighborgive him just smile,
1t will cheer the dullest. while
It doesn't cost cent!
The Forge.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20
Swede Township

LaMoure county remains on The
map by virtue of the 100 per cent
efficiency Of the league organization
il, "good old Swede township" Say
what you will, the electorate of that
township know how to make their
votes count. The result recalls to
mind a quotation from the Scrip
lures: 'They were all with one ac-
cord in one place together" Thus
the tally sheet for Swede precinct
SHOWS 122 votes for Frazier and not q
blooming one for McCumber or Nc
i1arg. Nestos didn't get q pleasant
look. And so on down the line. One
or two county candidates made slight
inroads, but on the national and state
tickets the unanimity was something
fierce.-La Moure Chronicle.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20

Early Potatoes are Hollow
Many Of the early potatoes have
hollow spots in the interior, due to
the rapid growth, it is claimed.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-20
A Cheerful C,iyer

A colored revival was in full blast,
and one old fellow was exhorting Inc
people to contribute generously.
"Look what the Lawd's done fo'
.you-all, bredren!" he shouted. "Give
Hlm portion of all you has. Give
Him a tenth. A tenth belong to d..
LaWd!"
"Amen!" yelled a perspiring men,
Der Of the congregation, overcome by
emotion. "Glory to de Lawd! Give
Him mo-. Give Him a twentieth"
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
Raising Money for
the Government
UR GOVERNMENT, in its

~ UR GOVERNMENT, in its
III need for raising money,
might take a tip from the
English postoffice, which is in
viting bids for advertising on the
backs of its postage-stam What
possibilities of publicity this opens
up to the inventive imagination
Some finicky people might not
like the taste of printers ink, but
this stumbling block could be re-
moved. Suppose Uncle Sam rent
ed the billboard space on the back
of his stamps to one of the big
chewing gum corporations. 1t
would be a delicate appeal to
flavor the mucilage to accord
with the varying flavors of the
gum. Practically a sample with
every advertisement, and a diff
ferent variety for each denomina-
ton.
Jnst q few suggestions for the
wording: On the 2-cent stamps
This peach flavoring is deli
cious. Try the banana flavor on
the 1-oent stamps" Others might
say: "This gum is backed by
WashM9tnnp "F'or digestion
stick Ase stamps on letters after
meals. ~ sThe praise of our gum
is on everybody's tongue" ETC.,
etc.
Placed on letters every adver-
tisement would be next to reading
matter; every postmaster would
be in way an agent for the gum
absolute world circulation. Raised
type could be used for the blind
Even rival gum factories would
have to help publicity. This
would bring millions to the Treas
urv.
The idea is freely submitted to
the Government.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15

Signorins Eurbigio She called "ths
Europe"
~ YER here, speaking of women talk generalities;
think it rather rude to go into particulars. In
ITALY they say that this charming Signorina
Eurbiglio has 'the most beautiful lips in Europe" The
entire lady certainly makes pleasing impression grace
full sedate demure, old fashoned-you can't her
without hoping for the sake of the human that she
may become the mother of fifteen children.
But since the artists painters and sculpors say that
discuss the mouth and its beauty.
These lips are full Some would say too full Mil
lions would say lust right"
The Lady Clara We're de We're type would have thinner
lips than this-a delicate thin line The little American
girl in the strawberry coored chiffon dress would have
smaller tiny rosebud mouth, lips held tight together
The Irish girl and the Scotch girl have very short
upper lip convenient for instant laughter The learned
studous girl of the university has upper and lower lip
both rather and firmly held together Such ladies
are can acquired taste' but very easily acquired.
There is much meaning and information in the human
lips Lips drawn down at the ends tell of certain char
acter-of grmness of long and serious thought The
ners of Dantes mouth went down almost to the bottom
of his face.
The lower lip tells great deal of individuals char
acter-more sometimes than all the of the face put
together.
Here you have what the whole, is very good and
beautiful type-not too much of thing not too much
of the other You will perhaps say that you have seen
American girls prettier, but NOT MUCH prettier.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
Underpaid
Mine Labor
x<r IQUIDATE wages, is the

| -
cry of the mine owners.
Those who direct the most
inefficiently organized industry in
the country claim they cannot
make a profit paying the estab-
lished wage scale.
Simple for operators to increase
profits by improvements in mining
methods. For example, the OPP
orators know there is heavy
seasonal variation in the produc-
tion of coal. The desirable thing
is stable annual production, so
that q constant number of miners
san be employed all the year
around. The principle of storage
could easily provide for equalizing
regular production with seasonal
consumption.
Do the coal operators and their
distributors take this first step
in operating efficiency Oh, no!
Each year production varies
monthly with consumption. There
were 100000 tons of bituminous
coal being produced daily in
April, 1921, and 100000 tons
daily in October, 1921. Enough
miners are kept domiciled at each
mine to take care of the produc-
ton of the "peak" month. During
slack months these men take turns
at being idle.
The average employment of a
bituminous coal miner is 200 days
per year, instead of 300. Last
year in many mines not over 100
days were worked by the average
man. Though his days wages
were $3.50, he earned only $3.50
in the year. How would you like
to raise a family on that annual
salaryf
Miners wages are too high, the
operators assert.
Can they be reducedf Certainly.
When the operators have provid-
ed the miner with three hundred
days. work they can cut his wages
to Sc and still have him more
prosperous than he is now, get
ting $3.50 for 100 days.
Until then, less talk of "'liqui-
dating labor.v
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
Is HedUen Like This
Earth?

~ NOE more Conan Doyle, who believes in spirituasm,
in his old age, is with u.s. Such beliefs come when
the mind is old and loses its grasp. He says once
"Our after life is like this, but all is happiness"
If that true, and really believed that we were
sentenced to eternity like this life earth the wise
would say Kindly give annihilation. prefer it."
Each of has passionate longing for individual
Immortality And that longing is our best guarantee
that Immortality fae for Nature does not deceive
But while each Of wants Immortality for him
self JUST AS HE IS how many others do we know
that think would be worth preserving just as THEY
arei Not many.
The savage the edge of the Congo, if he were like
Conan Doyle, would heaven exactly as things are
with him-black gentlemen, all undressed eating dead
hippopotamus the edge of river, then going to
Sleep swollen but happy.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
MIR. PUBLIC SPEAKS
~ fca&ion.
Bv 8 T. KISER.

by >. T.. htSEh.
7 AM angry; I'm impatient; Pm provoked
Il Things are rotten and becoming worse and
worse; ..
| am being systematically soaked;
| seldom have a dollar in my purse.
| constitute the body polite, ..
The supporter of the office-holdinR class
They ignore me if ! kick, '
Or say I.make 'em sick,
And guess that Pm good deal Of an ass.
THE men who represent" me never care,
Il Or ask me what my preference may be;
In fact they don't appear to think it fair
If what they do is criticized by me-
They waste the taxes I'm compelled to pay,
They loaf upon the easy jobs they hold;
II ever dare to say
Things are in an evil way,
| am frowned at as nuisance and scold.
UTURN a set of rascals out, and then
i The newer rascals cause my hopes to die;
Things are promised by elusive Congressman,
And their promises are broken on the sly.
It's supposed that they will listen when speak,
There's a fable that my fist is large and
mailed,
But I'm flabby and I'm weak, ...
And unless I'm mighty meek
I'll be branded as Bolshevist and jailed.
THEY rob me and they cheat me, and decline
i To listen if dare to make plea;
This country, il is understood, is mine,
But the governors have small regard for me.
l vote for Smith and Jones and jerks and
Wynne.
All members Of my own peculiar class,
And as soon as they get in
More dark practices begin,
And mustn't kick or I'll be called an ass.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
Christopher
Columbus!
n HE Genoa Conference is it's
own excuse for being.


Without practically juno
tioning League of Nations, the
European Powers are nevertheless
all represented in the birthplace
of Christopher Columbus, to make
at least the beginnings of Co
operative effort to bring Europe
"back to normalcy" internation-
ally and each nation internally.
We dare not expect too much OF
a conference thus brought to-
gether not by any ideal purpose
or even in the spirit of friendli-
ness, but purely under the pres
sure of necessity.
Nor should we expect too little
of it, because Europe is bound
to make the utmost virtue of this
necessity. Either there will be an
heroic effort to get upon her feet
for the interrupted forward march
or there will be a gradual slip
ping back toward anarchy and
chaos.
A hopeful symptom is the equal
presence of Russia and Germany
the former having been absent
from Versailles and the latter
present rather reluctantly in the
role of a humiliated, if not hum
bled, aggressor.
At last the nations of Europe
are facing their common problem
and their common need. Lloyd
George spoke in even larger than
European speech when he said, in
his opening address:
The economic world is not
composed Of two hemispheres,
but is one unbroken sphere.
Therefore, we all regret the alb
sence of the Great Western Re-
public. But there is much to
justify her caution.
Genoa is the illustrious birth
place of the discoverer of
America. Perhaps Genoa may
render America another service
by enabling her to discover
Europe. If this conference sue
ceeds it will illuminate the
gloom that now spreads over
all mankind. ...
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
no YOU PRACTICE SECRET DIPLOMACYf

Are you one OF those persons who think 1t
poesIble to keep everyone good-natured by seem
ing to acquiesce with every plan set before you,
but count on your ability to get out gracefully
when IL comes to doing what you intend not to
do7 v
You may be able to carry on two-faced atti-
t,,de for a time but be sure someone is going
to find you out and hunt you down
Not everyone will be dense that they will
not recognize your fencing for time when there
is a decision to be made.
Not everyone Is willing to be put off time
after time while you promise to look into the
matter" .rs
Why not come out in a perfect, straight
forward way and state your case, II you are
opposed to a certain course7
Even your enemies have more respect for you
II you frank and honest.
There is too much secret diplomacy going
on, and the world today In sick at heart and
tired and disgusted with everything OF that sort.
Not only nations. but many individuals stil
believe that they carry on that way, but sus-
pcion Is rending the peace which might be.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15

explaining tnat ne knew
nothing of the ordinance
against women smoking in
public, Mayor Hylan remarked:
I make it a policy in my ad-
ministration never to interfere
with the ladies-for they will
do as they please anyway.
: Statesmen, legislators, reform
ers-cut that out and paste it in
your hat. For it contains much
wisdom.
"When she will, she will-you
may depend on It. And when she
won't, she won't-and there's an
end on IT," Although, some
times, she will. e.. ...
But, taking her by and large,
from the days of Ptah- -Hotep,
when she began to rouge, down
to A. d. 1922, when she still
rouges, there has been one streak
of singular consistency in her de-
velopment. She has always had
her way.
Those who, from the best of
motives, attempt to change her
ways may just as well attempt to
sweep back the Atlantic waves
or teach halibut to fly.
If she wants to smoke, let her
smoke. If she wants to wear her
skirts short, let her wear them
as short as she likes. If she wants
to bob her hair, let her bob it.
There, is something radically
wrong with the man who wants
TO change women's ways. He
probably has a dozen beams in
his own eve.
II the ladies disagree among
tbemselves--ah that is different
matter. In that case, let them
fight il out. No man with full
equipment of cerebrum and cere-
bellum would ever dream Of but.
ting in.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
GOSSIP
Copyright. iss1.)
BY X. C. B:

SOME TIME ago. 7 AND HE'D take him
l THINK told you. ~ or,,,
ers. OR ANYWAY.
THAT EVERY night HE'D GET rid of him
ABOUT 2am AND THAT next
nrc,,, mo night came:
AND AT ga: m.
FROM FORCE Of
WITH A great big habit.
1 AwoKE.
~, ,, AND LAY. awake.
AND LISTENING.
,,,,n AND NO sound came
FROM WHERE 80
sleep. DOWN IN street
AND EVERY night NEAR WHERE
live. .
FOR TWO months -,
IT'S WAKED me. TO A smelly place.
AS DAYLIGHT WHERE YOU pick
comes. your chicken.
AND I'VE looked out WHILE IT'S still
alive
there. w AND THEN it's
killed.
FINE big bird. ann s.,,.r
BUT NEvERTHE- - -
LESS: AND THERE he wa.
HATED him. IN ALL his pride.
WITH A murderer's AND HE looked at
hate. me.
AND A day ago. AND STRETCHED
no rn AND cRowEp..
VINO cu,,,pn ;. AND I'M as sure.
bird. AS can be.
AND CHARLEY said HE WAS telling me.
IT GRIEvED him WHERE could 90
much: to.
l WAS disturbed. 1 THANK YOU.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

1t appears that somebody in the Govern
ment Printing Office printed money for his
own use. Maybe he was merely trying to
show the folly of Henry Ford's plan for fur
nishing plenty Of currency for all.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
ALWAYS THE SAME RESULT.

In Parliament men rose to rave.
The uproar blazed and grew intense;
Then Parliament, as usual, gave
Lloyd George a vote of confidence.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15
roo MuCH MIlSIC.

A preacher by the name OF
Fiddle
Was unhappy as he could
be.
Twas bad enough to be
Fiddle,
But worse to be Fiddle,
ID. ID.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15

, France Is engaged In war with Morocco,
doubtless for the purpose Of making Morocco
safe for democracy.
The Washington times., 1922-04-15

At the docks an Irish emi-
grant was seen loafing sus-
piciously near an anchor
After an hours careful OBJ
servation a policeman ap-
proaches the suspect and de-
manded to know the why
and wherefore of his mailing
ering.
well, sorr." said the son
OF Erin, I'm waiting to see
the man who uses that pick
axe"