New Britain herald., 1922-06-17
'BILL' SHOWS SIGNS
 OF BEING OFFENDED
Boys Of Eddy-GloVer Post BeCom.
 ing JeauOuS, He Thinks

1 \ list of articles contributed to | Eddy-Glover Post, American Legion, is sent by Bill" in another letter which he has just written to "Dere Mable," lsil seems to feel a little peeved because he thinks some of the 1 boys are getting jealous of him and he threatens 10 stop advertising and let the other fellows do the work. But the boys Of Eddy-Glover post feel sure Bill will not Hay down on the ioh," and they will not become alarmed by the threat The letter follows:
 Apologies to Edward Streeter)
 "Dore Nable.
 I'm goin' to right you like l sed l wood bout what things as come in 70 furnish the Legion rooms. I spose you've been hankerin' for a letter for quite a spell Mable, but them things as been so slow cumin in--don't see why with me advertizin the way l hev that l ain't had much to right about. But hears what's already cum in. but you know how tis Mable, some fellers is always ielus and runnin' down other fellers. and they sez these things cum in four I got my awrfice of advertiser. l don't care Mable cuz I no the people heard was goin to get the awrfice so they sent some things on ahead cuz they new I'd get them anyway. Just to show l ain't a mean feler like some no, Mable, I'm goin to put all the names in print of those that have already give things and what they give. so they can read all about it in the newspaper, like l no they want ter. Well, Mable, hears the list
 desk from James Rogers; 1 6-foot tai hle and 1 round table from John Andrews. rugs from Stanley Eddy; 1 Morris chair from l.. w. Young and l from Leland Pierce; rockers from James Rogers. l from Mrs. Wal ter Williams and l from B, c. Porter Sons, s15 in cash from J. B. Wilbur, Jr.. and s1o from T. J. Lynch; 1 flag pole from Samuel Davidson; 2 win dow shades from D. McMillan Co., and from Mrs Miller; 4 cuspidors from R. c. Vance; 1 picture from Miss Stahl and 1 from Mir Gorfain;
 
 from H. Horwitz and Victrola and a dozen records from Horace Eddy.
 You kin see Mable I dun purity well for a starter, but the empty spaces aint mentioned. At least they ain't mentioned on the list, but they is mentioned every time I go down to the rooms to show em what more just got in. Gee, Mable, some fellers just ain't got no presheashun. Now, after me given all them things on the list Walter Mike, he sez, he don't see no use in my writin these ads if I won't say who's the gupy to call up to come get the stuff. You kin see purty plain Mable all he wants is to get his name in print or up before the pubiick. I was purity sore so l jest sez, if you want to get so inn portant, Walter Mike, you kin just gix the pianer, pool table and card tables and magazines and all the rest of the chairs and an other big rug for the big room, and more pictures long as the one I just giv. Now, Mable, you don't need to spect to see no more ads from me, becuz I'm just goin to set back and give Walter Mike a chanct to get the pool table and pianer and some of the other things the other guys keep talkin about to cover the empty spaces. Il ain't goin to hog all the oners. Generous, That's me all over. Mable. V