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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-05-22
OSTATNIA POCzTA
OBJECIE G6RNEGO SLAsKA.

BERLIN. - DonOsza tu, te Objecie
teren6w G6rnego Slasks przez pOlslEie
i niemiecIie w1adze rozpOcznie sic is
maja, zakoiczy sic zas Is czerwea.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-05-22
KALENDARZYK.

Dzis, pOniedzialek, %. maja: sw.
Heleny Kr6lOwej.
Jutro, wtorek, 28. maja: sw. De-
Eyderjusza.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-05-22
KURs slAREK PoLsucH.

Wedle komunikatu Polskiego
KonsuIatu Generalnego kurs marek
sest dds S48O marek "a 81. c1yli
20 cent6w "a 1000 marek.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-05-22
DEMoKRAcI WZYWAJk
DAUGHERTY'EGO DO
REZYGNACII. 81

Waszyngton, % niaja. - Sen,
caraway poprowadzH ma scbot.
niej sesji Sena4u gwaitowny s
TAX ma generalnego proturxtots
Daugherty'ego, odczytujac rzekc
ma kopjs kontraitu pomiedzy
Daugherty'ni a Charles w MOI;
sem, finansista I wiascicislcm e
kiad6w oi1stowych W New Yor-
ku. wedlug trt6rego to kontraatn
Dalgtisrty miai otrzymat SIS, ,ooo
"a uwolnienie Morse'gc ze stahs'
wcgo wisziepia " Atlanta. Kcn.
trslst powyaszy nosi date 4 sisI
.pnia. 1911, ! podpisany byl pfzsl
Mose'go ! jego adwosata Feld
"a. kt6rege senator Vstsod n,
fDol lonczenis a. Str STE.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1922-05-22
Demohaci Wywaja Daughertego Do Reygacji.
DAVIS 0 REGISTRACH CUDzO1EMC0W.
2 Ofary Lynczu " Texas.
Inne Telegramy Krajoue.

lazfy przychylne poparcie U adj
ia:nistracji Hardinga. Zapytany,
czy misja FiEipinska bedzie zada-
IA zupeinej autononlji, sekretarz
Weeks oswiadczyi, re zdaniem
jego zadanie to Jest gsownem Ia
DAMIEN misji. Trudno jest zna-
lcEG narod - mowii Weeks -
kforyby ME giosowai "a niepodle
gioscia, liedy sic nadarza sposob
nose ku temu, dlatego tel 0 lie
BY sprawe podano do rozstrzy-
gaiecia ludnosci, nietna najmniej-
Fssei watpliwosci, il wyniki byiy-
b. ma korzysc niepodlegiosci. FL
lipi,iski komitet niepodIegfoscio-
wy wreczyf drugiej Filipinskiej
misji list instrukcyjny, W kto--
fym stwierdza, IL zdaniem misji-
jest przedstawienie Prezydentowi
j Kongresowi St. Zjednoczonych
tego siusznego zadania lrdnoSci
Filipin. .,Swiete przyrzeczenie a.
lnerykansiiego narodu, zapcwnia
lace nam niepodlegiosS z ohwila
nlozliwosci tptworzenia staiego
rzadu W fiaszym krajtl powinno
bye niezwtocznic dotrzymane."
CHILE I PERU ODMAWIA-
"a BoL1WJI UDZIALU w
KoNFERENcJI.
Waszyngton, 22'maja. - Rad
Boliwji wystosowai powtorne for
maine zadanie przypuszczenia de
|lcgatow Boliwji do wziecia d
dzialu W odbywajacej sic til iOon-
[ferencji Chile Peru oswiadcza-
|;ac, re jakiekolwiek 1alatwlenie
zadai konferencji bcz wypowie-
|dzenia sie Boliwji, stanie sic no
wen zrodfem stare politycznych
" Posudniowej Ameryce. TAX chi
lijska jak ] peruwiahska delega-
cja, odrzuciiy bez dEugieh nanny:
slow powyzsze zadanie.
zadanie to omawiajace szerokc
stanowisko. jake zajeia Botiwja
wobec W toku bedacej konferen-
eli. przedsozyi obydwom delega-
cjcm posei Boliwji do Waszyug-
toau Adolfo Bailiyian, oraz byly
boliwijsli minister spraw zagra-
nicznych Alberto Gutierres. obcc
rie tAtejszy nieoficialny obserwa
80. dfe e,.,ne,o 1,zaf,f
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D0toheaenie na slroniey seisl
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY' MIDNIGHT
LUNCH

Copyright, 1922, by Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
THREE-POWER DISARMAMENT

One outcome of last winters conference in
Washington odd reversal of what Americans antici
pated Japan expected to resist disarmament more
than any other of the big and France expected
to support the American proposals word and deed The
contrary has happened
France. everyone knows, near breaking up the
conference itself with her sabrerattng Though her del
egates finally signed modified for limiting
warshps the French government has not yet ratified that
agreement and of the others connected with it, and
gives sign of doing Japan has ratified all
the Washington treaties and to be living up to
them
More than that Japan is indignant at Frances at
ttude and suggesting the advsabty of rewriting the
fvepower treaty leaving France and Italy out of it. Italy,
has failed to sign Japan also feels like shutting out
France from the fourpower treaty guaranteeing the
of the Pacific
The result of such action would be to make three
power combination of America Great Britain and Japan
Is the foremost guarantors of world peace.
America Britain and Japan acting together in good
faith could accomplish much for law and order And
necessary such revision could be made Nevertheless
American would greatly regret to France and Italy
eliminated from the cooperative scheme and hope that the
Japanese suggestion will spur them to hasten their ratf
cation
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

Wiggily, shaking his paw at the Bob
Cat to make him keep quiet. "Nurse
Jane is always cross when she is
awakened in the night ] told her | d
come in quietly, and if she hears you
she II come down and there S no telling
what she II do. She is very excited
when she is reused from her sleep, is
Nurse Jane
Little / care for that!" snickercd
the Bob Cat. "I'm going to nibbe
your ears!'
"No, you are not!" said Uncle Wig
gily, quietly but firmly. =" If you NIB
bled my ears ! should howl with pain,
and that would be sure to awaken
Nurse Jane and"
Enough talk! Here come!" cried
the Bob Cat, making spring for the
bunny at his midnight lunch. Uncle
Wiggily jumped up overturned the
table, upset his chair and smashed n
lot of dishes on the floor. Oh. what a
racket there was
Nurse Jane is sure to come now! -
sighed Uncle Wiggily. cit was so nice
and quiet until you came in, Mr.. Bob
Cat!'
anu Sul tiy chVubsh, WV" N'''''N N'N'''N
Jane in her dressing gown. She car
ried the rolling pin with her, for she
always took it up to bed at night to
have ready for burglars.
"Get out Of my bungalow, you bad
Bob Catl' cried the muskrat lady,
and she banged the Bob Cat so hard
over his head with a rolling pin that
he was glad enough to run away
g IN so sorry you were awakened,
said. Uncle Wiggily when things had
been Strengthened out
''Don't mention it!'' laughed Nurse
Jane ~ shall sleep all the better
after little excitement like this.
And she did.
And if the condensed milk docsn't
jump out of the can and try to race
| with the roller skates, ii tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and Susie s Jack
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
SOUND INVESTMENT

The announcement that the governments bond
issue of 900 promptly oversubscribed 100
cent good news.
1t showed that the credit of the United States govern
ment is still solid rock
It proved, if proof necessary, that there is
plenty of money in the country to take of any egt
mate need, public private.
1t showed confidence the part of the subscribing
banks that the investing public disposed to prefer
sound securities of moderate return to the highly
uative and frequently bogus stock issues for which
many hundred millions been squandered in the last
few years.
The investment of American money is turning into
channels again. That of the best guarantees
of genuine prosperity.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

Forward, spede forward, 0 Time in
your flight, and give us a man that
Dempsey can fight.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
MORE WORK FOR THE COW

American dairy products made themselves market in
Europe and the must be thanked for it.
Prior 1914 exports of milk products averaged nine
thousand tons year. This cuso
mers taking that much every two months
OF course, exports of such commodities far be-
low the totals of the first of 1919 and of the
two succeeding years wnen relief work stimulated the
the countries had restored their
herds But they still of dimensions substantial
indicate that Europe may be counted customer for
100000 tons of dairy products every hereafter
The American dairy is recognized the greatest
single producer the American farm. 1t is good
to see the spread of her fame.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
By HOWARD r. GARIS

"Are you going to he out very latc' -
asked Nurse Jane of Uncle Wiggily, as
the bunny rabbit gentleman hoped
away from his hollow stump bungalow
one evening.
Rather late, I'm afraid, answered
Mr. Longears. ~ am nfrbt going to the
moving pictures now. Lam going over
to play Scotch checkers with Grand
father Goosey Gander, and if we have a
very exciting game / may be very late
coming home. Why do you ask, Nurse
Jane?''
"Oh, nothing, but please come in
quietly SO as not to awaken me, beg
ged the muskrat lady housekeeper.
81 II come in as quietly as Jillie
Longtail, the mouse!' - promised Uncle
Wiggily with IA twinkle of his pink
nose. - You shall never hear me, Nurse
Jane.
So Uncle Wiggiy hoped over to
Grandfather Goosey Gander house to
play Scotch checkers. And Nurse Jane,
after little visit to Mrs Twistytail,
the pig lady, crept into bed, pulled the
covers over her head and was soon fast
asleep.
As Uncle Wiggily thought, the
game of checkers became very exciting.
Finally the bunny gentleman had two
kings and Grandpa Goosey had the
same number. And Uncle Wiggily got
one king in the double corner and
Grandpa Goosey couldn t get him out,
and it was close to midnight, or IL by
the clock, when Uncle Wiggily SAID:
~ must be getting hone, Goosey!
Well finish this game some. other
night
"All right, quacked Grandpa
Goosey. What do you say to little
midnight lunch before you go. My wife
generally leaves me bit of corn pie
or some little snack like that in the
pantry. What do you say!''
81 say no, but thank you just the
same, whispered Uncle Wiggily, rs he
started home. "I'll get a midnight
lunch myself when | reach my bunga-
low ! don't want to stay out too
late or Nurse Jane might not like it.
Uncle Wiggily softly let himself into
his bungalow and then began search
ing in the pantry for something to eat
"a bit of cold apple pie, or even a
wouldn't be half bad now,' thought
the rabbit, as he tiptoed his way about
so he wouldn t awaken Nurse Jane.
Uncle Wiggily found some pie, bit
of gingerbread cake and a lettuce sand
wich, and he was sitting at the kitchen
table, eating his midnight lunch and
wondering how he could win that-check-
er game when, ali Of sudden, the out
er door was pushed softly open and in
came the Bob Cat.
"Dear me! didn't expect you!
whispered Uncle Wiggily. ." thought
I | locked that door when | came in.
Well, you didn't, and here ami!
howled the Bob Cat. "What are you
doing9" he growled
Hush, please! Not so loud! - whis-
pered the bunny. "You' II wake up
Nurse Jane and she u come down.
am eating q midnight lunch, that 4
what | mi doing, and if you'll be goo,
! III give you some, and
"What | want for my midnight lunch
are cars!' cried the Bob Cat in louo
and hungry voice. Ears are what
want--rabbit cars!' and he looked
straight at Uncle Wiggiy's
"Please be quiet'' begged the bun
ny. ''Do you want to awaken Miss
Fuzzy WuzzyP'
81 don t care whether or not sh'
wakes up!' sneered the Bob Cat.
q No. hu' do. whispered 1'ncl'
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
TRAIN POLICE DRIVERS

Police Commissioner James W. In
ches Of Detroit proposes TO install al
automobile driving school when the ne"
central police headquarters are finish
ed. Conditions approximating those tt
be found in the streets in the way OF
signals, pavement marks and road
ways will be reproduced and traffi'
officers designated to take charge
Drivers suspected of some mental de
linquency will be put through theii
PAGES at this school when applying
for Licenses.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
Tom Sims Says

The early bird gets the worm. So
does the chestnut.
Politicians who go from side to side
don t get far ahead.
Years ago they got the buggy and
and go parking.
Now is the time for father to paste
on his wallet "Not to be opened be-
fore Christmas
at is unlawful to shoot landlord
unless he wears mask.
Miners use either forks or shovels'
headline. They need one of these
etiquette books.
Only three were bagged in one Mich
igan hunt. Three hunters.
Thick fur on animals means cold
WiHtcT IoT al anu lot 1870 ouihihOi
for the women.
There are 10 million phone numbers
in this country and still the things are
hard to get.
East is East and West is West, and
when the twain meet at football there
is an awful mess.
In Boston man asks divorce be-
cause she let men kiss her. Why not
feed her on onions!
In Chicago, mediums are delivering
spirit messages all of which seem to
to come collect
The dollars that run the government
also run the taxpayer
Girls college has a new pistol
range. May be domestic science.
West Virginia street ear conductor
has become a preacher. He is accus-
toned to getting nickels.
Forward, spede forward, o Time in
your flight, and give us man that
Dempsey can fight.
Talk is cheap because it is made out
If taf.t rnfr
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
FIFTEEN YEARS AGO
October %. 1907

Crop prospects in the valley better
than ever before and the country will
be in prosperous condition except as
it may be effected by the stock shake
up in Wall street.
First ordinance to govern building
within the city limits under consider
alton by board of trustees.
c. l.. Brown, Yuma attorney, has
decided to make his home here and has
returned to Yuma to close up his af-
fairs preparatory to moving at once.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
TEN YEARS AGO
N1k1Lz. 90 1n1O

FL Centre presents a live appearance
these DAYS with the streets full of
people and everybody rushing about
bent on business.
A number Of new homes are to be
built this winter, mostly south of Main
street. The schools show a decided in
crease in enrolment over this time last
fall and it is evident that larger accom-
modations for the grammar school will
be required before another term.
Politics warm as the day of ballots
approaches.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This Day
in Past Years
rwENrY.oNE YEARs AGO
October %. 1901

Expected that grade for Southern
Pacific branch through Old Beach to
Imperial will be completed this winter
with probability that the road will be
ready for use in one more year.
Increased hotel accommodations i'll
Imperial paramount need Large
numbers of strangers, some seeking
land and others arriving for the pur-
pose of locating here, are coming in
daily. 'srt
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
SAYING IT WITH FLOWERS

The death of N. P. Lndberg of Rudy N. D.. deserves
everywhere Hes reputed be the author
of the phrase, '"Say it with flowers"
That is heard famliarly now wherever the English
language spoken. Though it almost slang it is
not quite that There fitness grace that
it from perversion.
1t has enormously popularized the giving of flowers
and benefited the florists But it has done far
Flowers are this saying recognizes only symbols Who
gives flowers gives something Who speaks with
flowers speaks eloquenty And it is not that
the flowers be of the material Sort grown in hohouse
garden and tied with ribbon
Flowers get into and character, somehow
ard change life for the better People learn SAY it
with flowers by using the graceful word and the pleasant
look
There still only top many people who seem strange
their number dmnishes little by little, thanks to such in
fuences that of the North Dakota flower
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

West Virginia street ear conductor
has become a preacher. He is accus-
toned to getting nickels.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

Talk is cheap because it is made out
of nothing.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28
OIL OR COAL

In 1914 the British fleet bought nearly 100000
tons of COAL In 1918 the navys coal consumption 90
600 TONS In 1922 the Admiralty bought almost coal at
all.
Today, although the United Kingdom has $4,000 tons
more shipping than before the sells less bunker coal
than in The boosting of prices by so strikes and
the relative cheapnss of fuel oil have wrought the change
On land meanwhile, the dse of oil in power plants and
the expansion of generation have reduced the
the product of the mines Just the labor
leaders badly. worried as the mine owners.
Father Harold it is said has persuaded daughter
Mathilde to wait until spring to marry her dear Max
Father says he is willing give his consent if Mahilde
insists but thinks she will be better satisfied if she
the few months that will bring her to the legal
to make decisions The Fabian policy has it merits
in other fields than those of war and politics
visiting English aristocrat is disappointed in Amer
lea he finds idle rich unntegent Democratic
Americans will agree with him about that
What would happen to lot of citizens in this country
if they subjected to the government order applying to
ships .manfest" All the liquor they have aboard?
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

"A visiting English arstocrat is disappointed in
ca because he finds idle rich unnteligent. Dem
Americans will agree with him about that.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-10-28

Girls college has a new pisto
range. May be domestic science.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
Elect Andrew g. Anderson

Andrew g. Anderson was elected
noble grand of Valhalla Lodge No.
ITS, Odd Fellows to succeed Abel
Agesen at the election held last
night at Odd Fellows hall. Victor
Jacobsen was named the vice
grand and the other officers all re-
elected for the ensuing term are:
recording secretary, Chris r. Lund;
financial secretary, Chris Agesen:
treasurer, Marno Hansen, and trus-
tees for eighteen months, Otto Oh
ser. Plans were made for the in
~stallation of the newly elected and
the appointed officers for Thursday
night, January rs. District Deputy
Grand Master Eli Jensen, a past
grand of the lodge will be the in
stallating officer. He is also ar
ranging to install the various other
lodges OF tho order in the district.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
CHRISTMAS EXERCISES
AT SEWAREN CHURCH

SEWAREN, Dec. 29-The Christ
mas tree exercises of st. Johns Sun
day school were held on Wednes-
day night. The program was as fol-
lows:
Devotional service. Rev. H. B.
Pulsifer; recitation, Helen Christof-
erson; mandolin solo, David Waits;
recitation, Ruth Miller; singing,
silent Night" Sunday school: reci-
tation, Grace Heaton; recitation,
Harry Howell; recitation, Elsie
Turek; singing, "It Came Upon the
Midnight Clear" Sunday school;
scitation, Geraldine Phillips; reci-
tion, Anton Turek; recitation,
argaret Walker; recitation,
orge Waits; recitation, Rhoda
pwn; Hymn, Sunday school; Dis
oution of Christmas gifts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
COUNTY GIVEN
s147,975FUND
Of Motor Vehicle Department
Money-Monmouth Re-
ceives $149,625

TRENTON, Dec. 29:-Motor We
hicle funds for 1922 totaling 3d.
100000 were yesterday awarded to
the various counties by the State
Highway Commission at its meeting
here. The money represents the
receipts of the motor vehicle de-
partment and is used for the main
tenance of New Jerseys highways
Requests to the amount of $5,926,-
600 were submitted by the twenty.
n counties of the state. Included
in the allotments to the counties
were: Atlantic county, $129,275;
Camden, $104,575; Hudson, $1S6,-
025; Middlesex, $147,975; Mon
mouth, $19,625; Passaic, $146,225;
Irpion, $84,575.
The amounts which the other
counties of the state received as
their respective shares of motor We
Ncie funds are as follows: Bergen
county, $154,975; Burlington, $170,-
900; Cape May, $84,075; Cumber-
land, s117,S25; Essex. ~.$2sS.o5O;
S71,950; Mercer, $112,025; Morris,
$122,100; Ocean, $l18,45O; Salem,
$78,150; Somerset, $66,550; Sussex.
S78,725; Warren, $66,350.
The basis for the allotments of the
money was the mileage of the coun-
ty roads in the respective counties,
the population of the counties ard
the area of the counties. In addi-
ton to the money awarded the COM
mission has $%525,0O0 which will be
given out for township aid in build
ing roads.
A communication from Arthur T.
Vanderbilt, special counsel for Es-
sex county, was received by the COM
mission, relative to the states COM
pensation for the badly damaged
fridge oyer the Hackensack river be-
tween Newark and Jersey City. A
steam vessel rammed into the bridge
sometime ago and caused damage
estimated by the highway depart
ment at $126,472. The commission
left the compensation to be exacted
from the owners of the vessel to for
mer Federal Judge Haight, Mr.. Van
derbilt and John J.. Fallon, special
counsel for Hudson county, who are
handling the matter. 1t was the
sentiment of the commission that
80 per cent, or 800, 900, be charged
the company for the damage to the
bridge. In this connection, the COM
mission will have studies prepared
of the location OF the bridge, to ue-
tide whether a tunnel under the river
or the bridge now in existence is the
better means for crossing the river.
There is a temporary bridge at this
point to take care Of traffic while
The permanent structure is being re-
paired. Land for the easterly APP
proach to the temporary bridge will
be condemned, as the owners Of the
plot of land which is wanted hy the
commission for the Hudson county
end of the bridge asked 81, 900 a
month rem for the land in question.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
DIsTRIcT.coURT

The last session of the local dis
ct court to be held this year took
lace yesterday, at which time the
following judgments were rendered:
Jacob Eldreidge was awarded a
Judgment against Henry Sohwarz
for $24.S0, on a book account.
plaintiff in this action.
The j. E. Lnde Paper Company
was awarded a Judgment against
John Biega, trading as The Biega
Press. for the amount of s43.92. on a
book account. The plaintiff was
represented by Scharringhausen and
Hartponce.
The Goodyear Tire and Rubber
Company was awarded a judgment
against Michael Eaot, trading as the
Woodbridge Garage, for $175.02, on
a book account. The plaintiff was
represented by Thomas l.. Hanson.
The Lloyd Manufacturing Com
pany wa awarded a judgment
against ELIAS s. Mason and Robert
Mason, trading as E.. S. Mason 6 Son,
for $51. on a book account. In this
action ]. Il. Joss-son appeared for
the plaintiff.
The case OF Michael Sayben, plain
ttf, against George Thoma, defend
ant, resulted in the plaintiff being
awarded a judgment of $64.13.
The plaintiff entered into a con-
tract whereby he agreed that if the
plaintiff would pay the funeral tx
penses of the plaintiffs and defend
ants father, Martin Thoma, the de-
PENDANT would reimburse the plain
tilt to the extent of half the funeral
expenses, which would amount to
the $64.13. The plaintiff paid the
funeral expenses, thereby completing
his part of the agreement, but the
defendant refused to reimburse him.
The plaintiffs attorney was w. w.
Bender.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
L. BAMBERGER s. co
NEwApK One 0fAuzernuS Great Stores" NrwApK
CHldren's Shoes
Reduced in the
Semi- 4 Sale
1865 6 1886
Pair

Really made to sell for
from ESQ to $50 the pair!
IN THE LOS GROUP
Black and tan shoes. They
come in button or laced
styles. Most are plain and
sturdy, but a few show
dressy two-tone combina-
lions of leather. Sizes 4 to
8 in the lot.
IN THE los GROUP
Patent colt, tan calf, black gun
metal and many two-tone shoes.
Some are all white; others are
white with some other leather in
combination. These for dressy
wear. The rest are good every
day styles. Sizes 81 to II and
IL to 2 In this lot.
No Mail or Phone Orders
BAMBERGER's-FIRsT FLOOR
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-29
MEMS s.oo SKATING
Candy---For the
Neu Years Gift

We are pae eing Bamberger's best
chocolates in quaint French gilt
boxes and in tapestry covered boxes
for gift purposes. Prices vary with
the Size and style Of the c%ontainer.
Other delicious candies to COM
pIete the New Years dinner include
Chocolates at Soc. soc and LOO a
hound and Old Fashioned Butter
Creams at soc the pound.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. FLOOR