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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
MOUNT HOOD

Mrs. Mary Hits was Hood River
visitor Friday.
School closes Thursday with picnic.
Paul Aubert, Tony Boettcher and
George Hanel were Hood River visit
ors Saturday.
Maudie and Olline Rogers enter
tanned friends at bonfire party Satur-
day evening.
Mr.. and Mre. W. T. Wyatt enter
tanned the following guests at Sunday
dinner: Misses Cloy Smith, Lenora
Webb, Florence Snodgrass, Lillian
Frick, Messrs. Frick, Bob Copper, and
Isenberg, of Frankton. and Antoine
Boettcher, of Mount Hood.
The following school children took
the eighth grade examinations: Ken
meth Gardner, Lois Dimmick, Goldia
Clark and Maudie Rogers.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. Z. Kitchel spent
Sunday at C. w. Kitchel's.
Preaching services will be held here
Sunday morning at IL o'clock by Rev.
Amos.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
Clipped Here and There
t-E-E-i-+-4-s-s-s-E-E-l-E-s-E-4-E-E-E
Dear Harry:

Dear Harry:
Poor old Luke McLuke is dead and
gone: peace to his ashes He would
appreciate these for his Names IL
Names club" in the Cincinnati EnquiT-
er. Why dontcha start one yourself2
Cal o. Mehl runs q livery stable at
Appleton, Wash.
Pryor Loose is an exeavatOr az BOul-
der, Mont,
Winters R. Long lives at Husum,
Wash.
NJ. Belish is a printer at Goldendale,
Wash.
Della K. Tessen runs hash house at
Puysllup, Wash.
stiles r. Feeroe is a ladies' tailor at
Tacoma, Wash.
c. A. Stocking is a brakeman run
ming out Of Lyle, Wash.
Aeron Gass runs a garage at White
Salmon.
liza florida Carr is an auto salesman
al Seattle.
Eta Doe Mutt and Frye NJ. Brown
run a beanery at Tacoma
Sig X. Rhett travels out Of Seattle for
a tobacco house.
Hester Hussel is making radio out
its for the amateur trade at White
Salmon.
Ray d. O'Phann is a brakeman on
the Swan Harmon logging road in
klickitat county. He is a loose coupler. |
Eta LOtta Schmeltz exists at Trout
dale. BILBATES.
Having duly qualified, Batesy gets the /
job as name sorter for this department.
-Oregonisn Listening Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18

served for the parents of the gradual
ing class as we'll as members of the
class. Rev. Gabriel Sykes, of the
Hood River Methodist church, will
preach the sermon. There will be sew
eral musical numbers.
The Commencement exercises Of
Odell Union high school will be held in
the high school auditorium on the even
ing of Thursday, May rs. DR.. John F:
Bovard, dean of the School Of Physical
Education of the University OF Oregon,
will be the speaker. Those who are
considered seniors in the high school at
the present time are: Lillian Cope
rude, Myrtle Hillstrom, Ruth Reynolds,
Lloyd Cameron, Leo Edwards, Philip
Fletcher, Irwin Heft and Louis Piog.
The branch library which has been
operated in the high school building
during the past year will be continued
throughout the summer. The days and
the hours during which the library will
be open will be announced in the high
school notes of next week. All mem
bers of the community are urged to
make use of the library privilege. If
the book you wish is not on the shelves
of the branch library it can be ordered
for you from the county library.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
PINE GROVE

The Sunhower Glass will hold a bus
mess meeting at Mrs. M. A. Scobee' g
next Tuesday evening.
The Epworth League will give a
social at the church Friday evening.
Ice cream and cake will be served.
Everyone is invited.
E. E. Lage left for Portland on
Wednesday morning. He was accom-
panied by Leona Vickers, who will go
on to Salem to visit her parents until
the short course summer school at U.
A. C.
Mrs. Hans Lage left for Portland
last Sunday for visit.
Mrs. Anson Allen, of Astoria, has
been visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Willis Van Horn.
Floyd Mason returned Monday from
o. A. C. where he had been enjoying
Junior week end.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Ames have
gone to Vancouver, Wash, to make
their home.
Mrs. Geo. Axtelle returned Sunday
from visit with her parents.
The Pine Grove school closed Friday
after a very successful year. The
eighth grade made fine showing in its
finals. No eighth grade students in
the county were exempt from civics.
OF the IL in Pine Grove who took the
test, six made a grade above SO per
cent. The entire class will graduate,
save one who was promoted into the
eighth grade on trial. The class will
receive their diplomas Friday and on
will go on hike. Some time
next week Mr.. and Mrs. Axtelle will
give party for the seventh and eighth
grades. The indications are at present
hat the eighth grade next year will
number about q. Some time ago an
essay contest was conducted in the
eighth grade on the subject, "The
Growth of Slavery in the United
States" The winner was Carlisle
Roberts, first; Edna Jackson, second
Virginia Miller, third.
K. E. House returned Tuesday even
ng from Los Angeles where he partic-
pated in a bowling tournament.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
OdsIl High School Notes
Marie Fletcher

The student body play, ''Molly's
Way, a three-act comedy, was given
last Wednesday evening IN Odell Grange
ball. Those in the cast deserve great
praise for the work which they put in
IN preparing the play, and for the sue
cess Of the performance. Those IN the
cast were: Virginia DutrO, Dorothy
Haskins, Ruth Reynolds, Marie Fletch-
er, Cretia Taylor. Fred Eggert, Lloyd
Cameron. Louis Plog, Joseph Shull and
Philip Fletcher. The hall was packed.
50 the play was very successful from a
financial ~ well as a dramatic point Of
view.
The high school orchestra rendered
musical selections between the acts and
before the play. The quality Of the
music bears witness to their earnest
practice and their ability. Blanche
Tucker, Margaret Taylor, Gordon Graf
ard Willie Kollss are the members Of
the orchestra.
Odell high school wishes 70 thank
those Of the community who d0nsted %
freely their furniture and other articles
needed for the play. We also wish to
thank Odell Grange for 50 very kindly
donating the use Of their ball to the
high school.
The Baccslsureste service Of OdeIl
Union high school viii be held in the
Odell Methodist church At II O'Clock
Sunday morning. Seats viii be re-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
S0NNICHSEN GIVES
A NEGRO SERMON

Variety is the spice of life. The
Tuesday Lunch Club gives its members
plenty of variety. One of the funniest
programs the members have had an
opportunity of hearing recently was
given Tuesday at the Oregon Hotel by
g. Z. Sonnichsen, chairman of the day.
who gave in dialect negro sermon,
"Woman's Rights" 1t came as a com
plete surprise, Mr.. Sonnichsen devel-
oping a voice that would win plaudits
in protracted meeting down in the
cotton belt.
X. w. Sinclair read an invitation
from the Portland Progressive Busi-
ness Mems Clubs, asking affiliation of
the local organization. AS the invita-
tion demands no change of name or
identity and requires no money out
lay, it was recommended by A. M.
Cannon, former member of the Port
land organization that it be given seri-
Gus consideration. The board of trust
ees will take the matter up. making
report next Tuesday.
G. H. Vaughan on behalf of the club
presented H. w. Farrell a loving cup
for Miss Estelle Marie, new daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Farrell.
Rev. j. r. Sutherlin, guest of S. E.
bartmess, gave brief talk. He is
from Portland. a representative of the
Anti-Saloon League.
The meeting of next week will be
held at the Columbia Gorge Hotel,
&. Ii. Sletton as chairman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
WHITE SALMON
CFrom the Enterprisel

S. H.. clearinghouse, former White
Salmon resident, now with the Asso-
ciated Fruit Association with head
quarters in Chicago, is visiting here.
He reports big apple crop prospects in
all sections.
Henry Hoffman. of the Hood View
district, is enjoying q visit from his
brother, Sam Hoffman, of Seattle,
whom he had not seen for 81 years.
The brothers were born in New Jersey,
were separated when small boys and
did not know of each others where
abouts until a short time ago. Sam
Hoffman is accompanied on his visit by
his son.
Jim Childs figured in an accident on
his Trout Lake ranch on Thursday of
last week which resulted in bad cut
of his lower lip and two of his front
teeth being knocked back. A tree
which he was falling caught in
cherry tree which flew back and hit
him across the face, throwing Mr..
ChiIds 10 feet away, knocking him
Mr.. Childs was brouhgt
to White Salmon for medical attention
and has been at the home of his par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. F. o. Childs, in
the Hood View district.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18

Julius A. Pond, for the past four
years a resident of Mosier, died very
suddenly last Tuesday night. Mr..
Pond enjoyed excellent health until the
past month, and death was due to 9
sudden attack Of heart trouble. Fu-
neral services were held at the Church
of Christ Friday afternoon and burial
took place at the !. 0. o. F. cemetery.
Mr.. Pond had no close relatives in Mo-
sier and only one nephew in Seattle
could be located at the time of Mr..
Ponds death.
Ex-service men who expect to apply
for the state bonus must file their first
application on or before May 25, in
order to be eligible for the bonus.
Hot is it? Well, | have lots of cool
hats, underwear and stockings, besides
bathing suits ready for you. Strauss.
Mrs. F. A. Shogren accompanied
Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Mosier to Portland
Saturday. where they visited with
Miss Marie Shogren.
Frank Middleswart and Ben Veatch
drove over to the Deschutes river Mon
day to spend several days fishing.
The Mosier Fruit Growers Associa-
tion is improving the grounds around
the houses, in readiness for the visit
of the delegation of eastern apple
buyers.
If you don't feel like cooking supper
or lunch, come and see what | have
ready to eat for these hot days.
Strauss.
Shannon Weller is spending a two
weeks vacation at Mayerdale.
Mosier schools will close Friday,
May l9. A commencement program
will be rendered Friday evening at the
Church of Christ. Prof. Duback, of
0. A. c., will deliver the commence
ment address.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
BURGLARS GET $345
AT RIALTO THEATRE

Burglars blew the safe of the Rialto
theatre Sunday night, obtaining S345
in small silver but overlooking $l32 in
sheaf of bills with $l3 in silver
among them. The yeggs, from the
clean work, are judged to have been
professionals. The door of the safe,
in small closet opening in Manager
Kolstad's g Office, was blown clean. The
explosion was so muffled by curtains
and tapestries of the theatre that per-
sons sleeping across the street were
not aroused. The curtains had been
soaked in water, in order that they
might be fitted more snugly over the
safe.
AS patrons of the theatre were leav-
ing after the last show, Manager Kol-
stad noted three suspicious characters
on the opposite side of the street. He
advised Harry Post to keep an eve on
the automobiles of patrons who sought
soft drinks before going home.
"Some time later" says Mr.. Kol-
stad, 81 saw four or five men standing
at shadowed corner. but by this time
all automobiles were gone, and | gave
their presence no more thought"
The burglary was discovered about
$50 Monday by Ed Koch, who oper-
ates the barbershop in the theatre
building. He discovered the disar-
ranged tapestry and then noted the
jimmied doors. Entrance was gained
through a back door, jimmied with a
pick axe and steel bar. The same
implements were used in forcing the
office door.
Sheriff johnson, accompanied by
Constable Olinger, who was returning
from Salem, where they had taken a
prisoner, thinks it possible that he met
the safe crackers between here and
Wyeth. 1t was after o'clock when
Sheriff johnson arrived in the city.
One of the automobiles met on the
road contained several men and
woman. The party was apparently in
some alteration. 1t is thought per-
haps that the safe crackers were in
vOlved in an argument over a split of
the loot.
The theatre was fully insured against
loss by burglary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
MOTHERS DAY IS
OBSERVED GENERALLY

Mothers Day was observed general
ly here, all churches holding special
services. Riverside Community church
Sunday morning was crowded for the
obervation. The church was beauti-
fully decorated. Special music was
rendered by the choir and Mrs. c. H..
Sletton gave a solo that was greatly
appreciated. Rev. Boldly gave a ser
mon on ''The Mothers of Men,"
He cited the place that the mother
held as an educator, an artist and a
lover. He concluded his sermon with
an appeal against war, declaring that
mothers bore the burdens, the grief
and after effects of war. Men and
women, he declared, should consecrate
themselves to the task of preventing
war as a tribute to motherhood.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
DEAN OF TRAMP
PRINTERS PAYS CALL

A man of indefinite age, his hat bat
tered, his face like briar patch on a
Virginia clay hill, his clothes bearing
the stains of travel and food that
missed its destination, but with all
possessed of a pair of sparkling eyes
and the corners.of mouth that trend
ed upward in optimism - this man
steppedliauntily INFO the Glacier,office
the other day and called for the boss.
1t was Jack Silk, dean of Pacific coast
tramp printers, a genus that is almost
gone.
'I have had one cup of coffee this
morning." said Jack, whose last call
here was several years ago but whose
face apparently had not changed in all
that time, ''and I'D like to get little
work and make some money for an
other. I've got a $500 bill but / don't
want to break it..
Jack smilingly produced an old wal
let and took therefrom piece of stage
money, marked 'S500."
Il just wanted to show / wasn't ly-
ing" he remarked. A job running a
press was offered the veteran tramp
printer, but this insulted him. He de-
clined, showing hurt dignity.
Il won't run no PRESS" he said.
Don't like il"
Jack, who has worked internationally
in printing offices for near a half CEN
tury from Alaska to San Diego, Cali
E., is now en- route to Terre Bonne, a
townsite in central Oregon. where he
says he owns some city lots. He as
serted that he is just going over to
look after his real estate.
Jack began his career in southern
California 40 years ago, according to
his story. He was cook for a party
driving overland. They stopped at
Escondido, where a little print shop
was being operated by an early en-
thusiast. The machinery was pro-
pelled with a steam engine. 1t was
before the days Of gasoline.
81 was a confident youth" says
Jack, land accepted the job of fire.
man, although | knew next TO nothing
about boilers and steam engines. /
was left alone in the shop and told to
get up steam. The guage showed
seven pounds and the boiler began TO
sputter. ! got scared and ran out to
notify the town marshal. When we
got back the guage showed Is pounds.
IL certainly took a load off my should
ers when that marshal told me that
sputtering of the old boiler had no
menace until the steam pressure be-
came much greater.
Jack has been working near Bakers
field the past winter. On his north
ward trip he stuck to the Pacific High
way, he says, and the only railroad
fare paid by him was for a ticket be-
tween Albany and Salem, less than 81. |
81 picked up rides with autoists the |
rest Of the way" be said, mostly |
Fords. The fellows with the little |
cars are the kindest 10 US buns. The |
big cars just whizz along and let US
hOof il
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
MILITARY BALL NEXT
THURSDAY NIGHT

Members Of Company c, the states
youngest military unit. will be hosts
at a military ball TO be given at the
Pythian hall on the evening of Thurs
day, May 25. The dancing party is ex-
pected TO be one Of the gayest affairs
Of the season. The organization is
composed Of representative young bus
mess men and orchsrdists. Although
il is only few months old, Company
G has become one Of the popular or
gsnizations Of the community.
Ford's orchestra. known for the su-
perior quality Of their dance music.
will play for the bop.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
Orchardists Helping in Celebration

. Orchardists Of all parts Of the valley
are aiding the Commercial Club in
plans for making Sunday q day of
pleasure for the thousands Of visitors
expected here 70 participate IN Apple
Blossom Fiesta r. W. Arens. mansR-
er Of Wal-Eg-Win ranch in the Middle
Valley. is placing q large sign on the
road leading BY his place. asking all
who wish TO drive into Tire grounds
around the orchard home and glimpse
the Lover Valley trees from eminences
there. The view from the Arens place
Is one Of the best IN the community.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
Kinans Seeks County Committee PLacs

W. r. Winans. long a bell wether Of
Hood River Republicans. is asking his
friends TO write in his name for county
central committeeman. Mr.. Winans
for many years has been precinct con-
mitteemsn at Dee.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18

A. d. Cannon. manager Of the Twen-
ueth Century Grocery, Is getting into
the BID league fsherman clssS Sunday
be caught IS trout the largest of
which vas l3 inches long. His friends
tell him be should have visited the
river Saturday the 18th.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18

Doctor =. G Brosius, Phones 1881
ana looz, Hood River. announces 70 his
patrons a cash discuunt Of one-third Of.
All accounts charged az usual fees and
subject 70 collection after 50 days. q
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18

The Columbia, which has been rising
slowly here for the past month, is
showing an increased climb, and back
water is now covering lowland pas
lures just north Of the city. Many
folk have visited the lowlsnd to watch
schools Of carp feeding on grass. where
q weeks ago cattle were grazing. The
hsh are swarming over the grassland,
eating the bades and nOsing out the
roots.
Bivermen say they expect 8 heavy
rise in the river during the next 10
DAY II the warm weather now prevail
ing continues.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-05-18
FINS, FURS AND FEATHERS

Herman o. Kresse. one Of the val
ley most ardent anglers. last Friday
displayed the seasons first Hood river
chinook. Mr.. Kresse hooked the big
fish. which weighed 10 pounds. near
the pipeline bridge of the Pacific
Power & Light Co., with a small hook
and line and rod. The game fish
fought desperately for 26 minutes, and
the angler was forced to use every art
Of the fisherman in landing him.
The catch of steelheads continues
here, and scores Of fishermen are
bringing home handsome catches Of
mountain trout each week.
The Washington times., 1922-07-09
Quincy Todd on Picnics

together meeting In. And she sug-
gests why do I not make It CO.
educational, or, In other words,
why do ] not haul on and invite
tho unfair sect along with their
husbands, which ! Immediately
agree to do, which shows that L
am very balmy, indeed, and should
not be running no get-togsthsr
meeting or anything else more
elaborate than . popcorn stand.
Nov the men folks can have o
picnic and can have . few fights
Nand make - few complimentary
speeches full Of the kind Of wit
and yummof that 10 always float
Ing around . small town whore
people know enc another too well,
and, maybe, sometime. In the
course Of years, they may get ever
Il. Or, at least, they get over It
enough 80 they can speak to each
other on the street and wish each
other . Merry Christmas, whether
they mean It or not.
"But it is net 30 when the ep-
posing sect takes part in such an
affair, When women get sore,
they ara still talking about il when
Gabriel comes out for bis solo. A
mans motto is forgive and forget.
His wife's motto is forgive and for.
get, but always remember.
"That looks like a perfectly
good picnic when we get 1t up.
We cannot see where there Is
flaw N It anywhere. But things
begin to happen TO this picnic be-
fore we get started. The irst
thing that happens to this picnic
is that the guys all get sore be- I
cause invite the ladies. do not
get the low-down on this until my
wife says she has got to have q
new dress to 60 10 the picnic in,
and then ! begin to see a light.
u turns out that every guy in
town has got to buy lot Of new
cepsrlxAt. isaa. sy star %.
The Washington times., 1922-07-09
By Roy K. Moulton

togs for his wife to 20 to the pic
nio. The guys al 60 to this picnic
sore and the ladies 90 happy. and
coming homo Il n just reversed.
The guys are happy because 1t is
over and the ladies are sore for
fifteen or twenty different reasons.
including the gossip they have
heard. their clothes and other incl
dsntals which are liable to happen
to any lady at any picnic.
swell, after ten or fifteen kids
have chased ladies with dead
snakes, Ave or six more have fell
into the river and the get-tossthsr
speakers have all slammed each
other with as many sarcastic weap-
ons a. they can think Of at, the
moment and everybody Il tired cut
and full Of flea bites, chiggers and
ants, we decide to call 1t q day
and start for homo. The weather
has been purity good, at that, as
Il has not rained only three times.
The last we heard Of the ladies
they ara making sarcastic remarks
abeut the lunches the other ladies
have brought. .... X. =
"The get-tegether part Of the
picnic il a whale Of q success in
one way, They all get together
and>hate the guy that got up the
picnic, which Is me, and q lot Of
them have never fergavs me since.
That is my farewell appearance in
America as . picnic getter-up. ]
will be the impresario Of any kind
of indoor or outdoor sport with
the exceptions Of q picnic, for
picnic Is something that atti-Caz-
zaza Of the 0pry House, couldn't
handle and keep II friendly. Han
dim bunch Of grand opry stars
is a cinch to personally conducting
or chaperoning a picnic. For
everything . picnic inipressrio does
is wrong. whether Il is wrong or
not. re always picks out the
The Washington times., 1922-07-09
Murnur This One

A MERMAID Mormon immsrsing in the ssa,
~ The Mormon became her then q msrman wash
- mermaid
But thus NJ Mormon a. before"
The had the mermaid tried myrrh
This did," said his
The smoked mssrsehsumMore
Old nssrsehsum will BE- sham while
More shsmsl sham I'd
Than mans shame . .ham,"
maids
Mere maids oft BY myrrh made mad
Farewell" he said msrm.d aids, th. Moron
= through" p. VIC.
The Washington times., 1922-07-09

Of crackers. That shows what they
all think Of picnics."
"As I say BEFORE" says Quincy,
more things can happen to . pio-
nio than can happen 10 . Turk
immigrant on Ellis Island. II
somsbody would put . moving pic
turs Aim Of al the things that can
happen TO . picnic, you would say
II 10 . darn lie and that % many
things cannot happen to one party
Of decent citisens In one day.
II have rot . good many enc
mics In this mans town."
'T have noticed that" says Elias
O. Higginbetham. How'd you
get them. dealingi"
mo, Picknieking," says Quincy.
zone time when I have got Q
Let Of faith In human nature" he
continues, ri get q very noble plan
In the cid bean for to have q get
together meeting and make the cid
town beem, There is too much
pulling and hauling here and there.
At that time l do not understand
the true inwardness Of the aver
age gst-tegether meeting, but ]
have noticed quite . number Of.
them since, and they all run true
to fern, -
"But I am younger than I am
now and ! am full Of optimism and
everything, and I speak to the wife
about getting up q get-together
meeting to promote good fellow
ship In eur town, not knowing
that promoting good fellowship is
about the worst way to bring II
about. Good fellowship Ia q thing
that has got to come Of its own
accord and II will not stand too
much promotion. ]
well, the wife Ia quite favor.
able to the idea, but she says why
not have this meeting In the shape
Of a picnic, which Is one Of the
worst shapes yeu can have . get
The Washington times., 1922-07-09

ITT Is going to rain hard two
weeks from next Thursday"