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The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
Heinrich's Share.

Heinrich-Vot vos you doing, Hans?
Hans-I vos my will making To
mein wife everything | give-to mein
sister the remainder l leave-to mein
brudder the residue shall have-und
all that vos after that left ofer to
you, Heinrich. is.-BOston Transcript.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
|IIIIIIIULIIINIIlI

try it, 80 / did. All my pains and weak
ness are gone, my stomach is all right
and do my work at home and also work
for Swift's Packing Company. recon-
mend your Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may publish my letter
as testimonial. Mrs. LULU LUCAS.
7l9A Vandeventer St., St. Louis, Mo.
Again and again one woman tells an
other Of the merit Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
You who work must keep yourself
strong and well. You can't work if you
are suffering from such troubles. Mrs.
Lucas couldn't. She tried our Vegeta-
BILE Compound and her letter tells you
what it did for her. Give Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound fair trial
now.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

Margaret looked up at her mother
one day and said:
Mother, Jesus has wash days,
hasn't he?'
why, no, child" her mother replied
'But he has," insisted Margaret.
''Why do you say that?" the mother
asked.
Because, mother. didn't He wasf1
my sins away?"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
DON'T SUFFER WITH PILES
COLAC DRIVES THEM AWAY

which is enlarged veins due to faulty
circulation and stagnant blood in the
lower bowel. Great suffering may fol-
low if you neglect piles. They soon be-
come infiamed, liberated, bleeding-the
source Of painful days and sleepless
nights. Get COLAC today. Only
go cents at drug stores or 65 cents in
plain wrapper postpaid from COLAC
CHEMICAL CO., Inc, GTens Falls, N. Y.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
Tho STYLES.

"What. in your opinion. has been the
outstanding feature of woman's eman-
cipation"
"She talks less and reveals more"
Judge.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
Full Of Bullets.

"Scribson didn't stay long in the
mountain country"
II thought he went there to get some
atmosphere for story"
HE did, but feud was going on
and the atmosphere was too metallic"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
M3L.zM
G,sS0.
YPm


Don't make the serious mistake of
allowing piles to run on because you
fear an operation, or because salves,
ointments and suppositories are messy
and inconvenient None of these things
Is necessary to speedy, permanent relief.
COLAC PILE PILLS are as easy to
take as any pill, and produce positively
satisfactory results by acting directly
and internally on the cause of piles
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
She Said Something.

Every day new examples of the
versatility of the very young come to
hand. The latest is about the little
girl who forgot her manners when she
was handed piece of candy. Aren't
you going to say anything to me?"
asked her mother. And the tiny
youngster threw her arms around
mothers neck and exclaimed:
'T'll tell the world. mother, you're
some kid"
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
More Artistic.

dearest" he said, sighing like .
furnace, at doesn't seem like the same
old smile you used to give to me-"
"Oh. no. Jack" replied the sweet
thing, "tbis is new one. have been
studying at school Of dramatic ara
Florida Times Onion.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

BY Making the Front Seat of an
Automobile Reversible the occu-
pants Can Face Each Other When
Lunching or Attending Outdoor
Events.
covered with material to match the
upholstery of the car. L-shaped
brackets are riveted to each side of
the seat and back, as indicated in the
drawing, for attaching the hinges. The
seat is reversible by pushing at the
top, in the same manner as the seats
in trolley or railroad car are re-
versed.-G. A. Luers. Washington, D.
Gin Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

my back, weak, tired,
nervous feelings and
a weak stomach. I
had been this way
about year and was
unable to work or
stand on my feet for
any length of time.
My husbands aunt
told me how much
good Lydia E. Pink
hams We ge ia BILE
Compound had done
her and heppadm ma t0
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

The people who can do everything
in a pinch ought to be pinched more
often.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
Clever Boy.

Mother-"You should learn to make
things go as far as possible" Johnny
-"Should stretch the truth. map
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
Survey of Motors.

The department of commerce al
Washington has planned to make =
worldwide survey of automobil,
markets.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

People are often willing to share
bread 1t is the butter and jam that
they are stingy about.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
AVOCADOS

Natures Greatest Money Makers. Coun-
try Gentlemen (April 29) tells of / tree
bearing 32 crates sold for $3.50 per crate
ONE THOUSAND FORTY DOLLARS.
/ tree, l crop. VIII plant $40 acres. How
many for you? S. brings tree to bearing
age at 3 years. No more expense. Annual
income for life. A few trees means Easy
Street for you. illustrated book FREE.
SQUARE DEAL L. & d. CO., 1907 w.
sFiagler Street. MIAMI, FLORIDA.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
WORKING GIRLS
LOOK HERE
Read What Mrs. Lucas Writes Con-
cerning Her Troubles, Which
May be Just Like Yours

st. Louis, Mo. had troubles that
all women are apt to have. with pains in
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

All things are difficult Iefore they
are easy.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

Family WIN Sell Profitable Taxicab and
garage business in growing city, N. Y State,
including 10 beautiful autos, lease. equip
Profits $1,000 yearly Price $4,000 cash
No mortgage F. l. Miller, Syracuse, ~, T.
BOYS, GIRLS-Return $1.ae. keep balance;
1 Orangeade Powder makes ] gal; sell 10
at 15c. trust you. Ryan. Spring Mount PA.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15

High school boy. in FULL OK SPARE TIME.
distribu ing advertising matter. Good pay.
ESQ West Seth Street, NEW YORK CITY
Free Radio Cnsaloe-condensers rheostats
transformers. sockets, etc. and parts tn make
them. Eiec Mach Corp. indianapolis. Ind
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
statesmen

Good. clean proposition. Selling in your
own district Liberal commission. We will
instruct you and work with you. Write us
for full information. TIE ROBERTS CO..
10: West SEND Street, NEW YORK CITY.
The Monmouth inquirer., 1922-06-15
selected Tropical Products Free
BOY WANTED

Write JAMAICA PRODUCTS CO. F. o Box
so, Dept. X. KINGSTON Jamaica, b w. /.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
4:Gi;AA3 APfE Al
NOT DISMISSED
Court Says ii is Not Coav.need That
Flea 80: New Trial is 'AianisaSt:y
Tyitaoai Merit

TIE Sta-e.
Il = pc: car.,.m oHtcE han,;e !
aowa Yesterday the suprp::!r cSG.isc
r.fus-d 10 dismiss ,hc appeal OF I'd
,r..ad =. i;ish""& a pet;..loasl by
Solicitor /. i. Uasqa, C. Marion 4AG
vii near ,'::e appeal on Ks met: un
the cal o. the Twelfth circuit ta<,'s
before t..c couYr MS fail. wAi>:l vi:
be in November.
Solicitor Ga<que move! before t.le
court on September fo. a dismissal
o. tae appeal on tnc grounds iG;:, =,
was .aaM;festly without M!":;;:. Ih@
coar; says that j: does 20, consider
the .ppeal "man!Iest!y without mei-
il aaG VII: not dismiss il. n.
GsSque moved unGcr Ka!> - :or ii :
dismissal, whica provides to:' s2!ta
a>,;vn in criminal appeals N..,:2
there is no apparent meIj5.
IN the per cprium orjer tie @ol1r,
ys: The cour; IS no. >oIT:Hte:!
thai the grounds Of ap2e.,: aEa :1a2-
ifcs::y Without merit and tn@ :l1t.o2
OF the state to dismiss the ap2c%! 5
therefore refused.
Bigham was convicted OF t2@ muF-
Der Of MS brother, / Smiley EiGham.
IN March, 1921. At Florence ana sen
tcaccd TO be eiec;roca,ed. A2 @,.?@::'-
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Thumb Made Him Wealthy.

Not long ago famous physician
in Saxony. Doctor MetZger. celebrated
his seventy-ffth birthday. He had re-
tired from active practice for some
years, having become immensely
wealthy through the thumb OF his
right hand. This thumb stands out at
a right angle from his hand, and. it
is said, cannot be bent back ~ omat-
ically. He soon found it OF great
service in massage. and when he be-
came a specialist in intestinal disor-
ders he was called as assistant to the
greatest surgeons of Europe. bringing
relief to many illustrious patients.
The queen of Rumania sent for
this doctor with the curious thumb
when she suffered from facial neu-
ralgia, while the king OF Sweden once
drove q beautiful span Of horses over
the border of his kingdom to consult
the doctor. and. on returning. left the
horses as u token of gratitude to his
prsServer.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Was Marcus Aureiius Prosecutor?

Under the reign of the prince
philosopher. Marcus AureliuS. were
the Christians perSecuted? After Re
nan, Linsenmayer and Allard have
charged the memory of that emperor
with this infamy, now \. I. Lemer-
cier. professor Of Caen, in preface
to his just published edition of his
"penseeS." at the hand Of history. con-
tests the statements Of these SavantS.
According to him, the instructions
given by Marcus Aurelius to the leSate
Of Lyons were of political and not
religious nature. Besides, the prince
was then i'll, and it was impossible for
him to control the le%ate,s reports.
Several texts intimate that Marcus
Aurelius allevi&ted certain measures
taken against the Christians and that
those which he dictated were perhaps
exceeded. The discussion bears on
very remote facts. II Marcus Aure-
lius had had foreknowledge Of the
controversy he would undoubtedly
have cried with AntiStheneS: 1T is a
royal virtue to act we'll and to let
calumny run its course.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
The Old Family Toddy.

According TO Il rural paper CEN
trail kentucky man prides himself in
the possession of 4 "toddy glass that
has been in his family for over CEN
tury. The ''toddy glass recalls an
old kentucky custom that was an in
stitutiun down to ante-bellum days.
The "toddy glass" was utilized for
the mixing of an old-fashioned toddy
that was passed around and rartaken
of by company and the family. The
common today existed before the sanl-
1arv crusade started and individual
toddies became the vogue. In these
DAYS even if prohibition did not stand
in the way, the old-time "toddy glass
likely would be placed under the
health law along with the common
drinking cup.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Sion Worries Diners.

Evidently they believe in Key West
that advertising is advertising. lust as
some people believe that pigs is pigs,
In one of the local restaurants located
less than block from the main street
there is large poster with the words
Prepare to Meet Thy Cod" No mat
ter where one sits in he restaurant
he cannot help but see this poster with
its CHEEKY message. And no matter
how good the soup tastes or how tan
talizing is the arena from the roast.
the diner cannot help but sit and eat
and wonder. Possibly the proprietor
believes that f0rewarned is forearmed.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
New Kind of Auto.

David Cook. age five, OF Wabash,
has been around automobiles ever
since he was horn. but was never at
Lake Wawasee until last Sunday. A
friend OF the Cook family had the
vouncSter out showing him the sights,
and finally pointed OFT 4 sail boat
which was travelling II the distance.
For several minutes the boy was uii-
able to find tie beat. Suddenly he
Srie(i il and said. "Oh. You mean that
auto with the side curtains on
Since then he has been telling his
plavrateS of the automobile which
puts on side curtains ard then runs
on water-!nGianaroliS News.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
An Early Relicopter.

While inventors in Washington. Chi
cago and Dayton are working in Sc
crecy to construct practical helicop-
ter, D. E. CARRIER. airplane expert Of
the division of mechanical technology
of the Smithsonian institution. is max
ing model of the first promising de-
sign of this type of vertically rising
aircraft.
This model soon to be added to the
National museum. is being built after
the design of Sir John Cayley, the
Englishman who is regarded as the
father of modern aeronautical science
Mr.. CARRIER says that this design, made
in 1S43, was astonishingly sound in
principle. although the body of the
Cayley machine was fancifully fash
ioned after that of bird with bird
head carved on the PROV. Vertical
lift was TO be obtained by two wind
mill-like propellers which were to act
as a sustaining plane when the ma
chine was driven horizontally by an,
other propeller situated at the rear
Equilibrium was obtained in much the
same way as the most successful OF
the recent European helicopters.
Sir John Cayley showed in his writ.
ings. however. that he realized that
aerial navigation depended upon new
material and power such as has been
found in aluminium and gasoline.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

Of The Pa: t;aa";>&r e2a.Mi;rcc II
y. ,.g2::l:.l...a.; ~. -p&,aN. So" Of
iae tze.ao-S o"%<.@a minister: SCI
o..% q G:,:..'.aa, ~iiIe oi jhe ,#::n.S y!'
Of noI.y;;@ ;>.o!i;a Romano IL i'2-
GO. >i~tp~ %. ,"e ca&r@c 1 'ati:,.y4s o.
i&Na:.l: Countess d Au@yfc.et d
Frame; !jrs. William {. G31.S;,s::
M n".,rc.c Browning. Aaa4..:er-ia-
law - poe; J;ss. James u.
Thomson. d<a&aJe. OF tac I%;e
Spca%er Champ C,srk: us. Cha~..ps
,So.;l;ns:on; }u<. N9ya.w VAN
w:iis;:l1. w..fe Of assistant secretary
OF VIZ; Mrs. H. /. Rust and Miss c.
=. -;-aSon. director general cf thr
Ean-Amcrican Round Table.
General membership in the Nom-
ans Universal alliance IS open 10 IN
div:duaI women OF ali nations who
are in good standing IN tneir COM
muni5ies. The slogan Is 'Hacmo4@ US
service for humanity and It's 90
jecJs are rs follows: 10 erect an
acEop0iiS OF "ol"'ll""'o III "a>;' '';;@@-
ton IS a 'f!'ute 70 the great "':lit!!
oil the word; 10 est;' 'llSh an "'He:'a-
cum Oh CIVIC aS'tF.t-'S ana GO -
e"cA member o. 'he " o'h~" ) II
versa "iIi'''''e "a o9!''- '''l'''S % SUI
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
SPaHRoM-Hkv.%S cGT SSH%# SHAKE. :
Eertile Seemed to i!-ye Cscesa:;;t Cii,a;'"':
Against TIE l:..c Though
Fierce E::Gs.

~
we soon A''''''" '''''' ''''
SpafF"N N-''''"NS "''",''' '.;''' - '''> -.
Gi -atE'i' II S''''''" ''''''''.
We're mated an" We're '''''>!'''''' '''-' -
l"caiity as :! SG|H''@: E'>-'"''''r'
We no" SAN 'hriH ;''li;'>' '''''::. "'l'
the Perfect d"l@e>;'' i@'f'f"'!|. 'is''''"
should say a!lerti"l' Sii"''i '''"''!i
them. az" ;!'r trH''': ci'!" ana ;'''',
ian'ry on the 9;ift "l '':' !i''.''' "'''''
seem I" suggest Il h!2!l !''''' "a V'"-
lCi."il' a'l" t'!'''A''' one .'s'','' '.'''
all the W"rid i N!A' li',''''' 80,
nave We O. II'iu Witch '''''' ''''
have lis "eSihiIiiis III 'He A"''''''Ss'
creature!
III accord wiz !:>''iE '''" ''"'''' '''-
the male was ''''e4 H"'''ei' .""' wa
often Sh;red lH2 s'"'s "!':' i''H ''',,'
ai'eF Tie A!i''i'-' !'''N''';'7 ~ =.
bacA WiHu""' @''I''N'e'' - d i'"" '',''
OF klilee. kl'iee' hi!ite' Mite we ""'''"
frequently see MIN returning rom 'i'e
hunt with rat q mouse "r az L.
Ish sparrow ana IL ii'"St "e N'''
ieSSed tia' even Siii'''l soiS -"iius ".t'
not stNc'i! pEoA'ni'eu "''"e' MS 4-'
efal ihlefpFe'"'-o'. u '''' ''."' .' "
moment '"e 'e4'4''ie "'0'" ''<''' -
heEch he''f"H' "i'sie't"'i .'te ,'.., n,,'
No0'" l1''iiie''1"'e'' '''''
lf"ni HIS '"'"i-s' "'''' '''~
IS almost aiWi'HS GARRETT ana i'''I'e''
deilVef II |" !!is mate rom i''S ''',N.
olie ptiS''' s"iit'H .''>S '-'u'' 80,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
TH0IiGHT GUN" WAS 3.A.y1
Weste-n Sci Ran OoceiYei ~ Pc
sition in Which His Enemy Zap
pend to Have t4an5.

TaZewell Woody, famous rs Colonel
RooSeTeltS guide III lie West, Was
standing in Il saloon With lett elbow
on the har. right hand hanging Gy his
side, and eyes luckily pointed 1t the
mirror behind the har. He cau@h, in
the mirror tie reflection OF 4 head
poked moMentarily into the SalG~n $
doorway. and belonging u I man who
had publicly stated his p"rp">;. OF XIII
ing Woody at sight. TliS man hav-
ing appare!%ly thought The coast 10
be clear, and that the saloon con
tanned d sufficient audience, turned his
horse. rode through the doorway. and
boldly said: Has any gent he"e seen
that feller Woody: I'm huntin Tor
him." .At that instant the man real
lied, for the first time, ghat Noo0E
was in the room. and he realized also
that, though he himself WAS facing
Woodys back, the mirror ne@atiEed
this advantage. He saw that right
hand hanging idly down. Woody did
not move muscle. The mans jaw
dropped. He remained Quiescent for
a few seconds. then back out through
the doorway. and on his own Initiative
rode out CT the state.
These preannounced attempts on
human life were far less bloody than
were the onslaughts by the real kill
ers." the actual bad men" These
latter men did not announce. They
merely shot. Billy the kid. at TWEEN
ty-three years of age, had committed
% murders. and had made The cues
ton of his determination political
issue in New Mexico. Incidentally.
the sheriff, elected to get" him, load
ed weapon and got" him.
II the sos some 'ruStlerS" "holed
up in cabin at the outlet Of Jack
son lake in Wyoming. Range detec-
tiyes surrounded them. One OF the
''rustlers," a wondrously accurate
shooter, seeking to escape. rushed
from the cabins door, and without
warning, began to fire. At each shot
he crossed his rifle-that is. he fired
alternately from his right and left
shoulder. thus increasing the width Of
his zone of fire without making him
rotate his body. and thereby uEGuly
affect his running. He hit five men
before he dropped dead at the end of
his race of but a few feet.-The Cow
boy.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Apple Pests in Pictures.

King Apples Enemies" is motion
picture lately released b. the Depart
Rent Of Agriculture. It shows the
mobilization Of insects ard fungi
against the apple kingdom. ana shows
the spraying and busting guns NOV
Ing ito action. and the rrpul>e
Of the foe. The film ii one OF 80
that are being used throughout the
country By agricultural extension and
field workers.-Scientifc American,
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
stee, Used in Railroad Cars.

One million five hundred thousand
tons of iron and steel We're consumed
in the production Of 1,6G1,0o paSsen-
ger ears and trucks in the United
States the past year. This amount of
metal is approximately 4 per cent of
the entire output Of the mills Of the
nation.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Death Of MIR. jacob G. Lsitz-ev

Pomaria, Sept. 11.-Mr. Jacob C.
Leitzsey died very suddenly at his
home about five miles north Of here
Friday evening and vas buried a. The
Bethlehem church cemetery on Sat
urday evening. One Of the largest
gatherings of relatives and friends
that has ever been assembled at a
country graveyard in this section.
Mr.. Leitzsey was 70 years Old and
was consistent member of the Lu-
theran church. having always lived
near here. He leaves a wife and 3
daughters and five sons, all Of whom
are living in the community.
The funeral services were con
ducted by DR.. J. J. Log, assisted by
Dr.. c. A. Freed. Revs. S. P. Kooa and
F. Suber. After the grave was fill
ed under the direction of Mr. =. Fl.
Baxter the mound was hidden under
a mass of the most beautiful flowers
and evergreen that have ever been
placed over a grave for last trinut"
to good man by his numberless
friends. The relatives have the deep
est sympathy of the entire commua-
ity.
zwyE--
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12
Mixed.

The teacher had asked the children
to bring in sentences containing GER
tain words one of the list w;i$ the
word squash. 1t was almost fatal 10
the Young womun'S dignity TheN one
little boy read from his paper:
"Scl,ash is What an Indian :a;ls his
wife"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

And sometimes the dummy in the
show window is about the livest thing
around the store.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

And now the country is laughing
at W;ill Hays suggestion Of = Ma
tiona! Laugh Week
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

An exchange says that Roosevelt
never did say damn" But he made
others say it.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

And speaking Of fashions the na-
ked truth is not quite as shocking as
it was a while back.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

The nations of the world, says the
Columbia Record, can't be bound TO-
gether with diScords.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

The inventor Of the ukelele has just
died in Hawaii but the dispatches do
not state whether he repented or not.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

Prohibition agitators nave invaded
Germany and there are lot CT US in
this country who don't care a rap.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

When You speak Of dead town
you refer to the people in il. a town
is made up of people.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

Germany watered her currency
and her business has been drying up
ever since.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

You have observed, Of course. that
the man who watches the clock usu-
ally has a hard time.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-09-12

In other words, Russia offers to
shut up if the rest of the world will
put up.