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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Great Boy Scouts
Sacred Concert in
Deandi January %

A great sncred concert has been ar
ranged In the Dcandi Theater Tor sun.
day afternoon. January 2s al . o'clock.
% which o silver offering viii be taken
Tor the benefit II the Boy Scouts work
In Amarillo This program viii be- un'
der the direction Of " G. Pope. Fol.
lowing Is nm outline Of the program:
Part |.
I. overture by the Shrine Band y.
49, Humphrey. Conductor.
9. Boy Scout service under direction
of mnissionor A. a Graham
o. Vocal Solo by Mrs e. + kis"r.
T. Address Boy Question IN
Amarillo by Judge Ray Johnson.
e. Tenor Solo. by J y Gibbs
q. Selection by Orchestra. " Jesse
/ Director.
Part II.
/. Double Male Quartottc-S Softly IN
/ Tho Gioamlng-Franc Ait -Firsl
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
S-Foot Lawyer Looked
Like Pumpkin

% was often doubled Ip with pains
% my stomach and was yellow as q
pumpku before taking Mayrs Wonder
ul Remedy which 10 years ago s1ved
uy life. Mn friends had given mp all
lopos ,f'my recovery. as the best doe
tors did not help me. Am enjoying the
pest OF health now" II Is a simple.
harnless rDpantiun that removes the
catarrhal mucous from the intestinal
art ana allays the inflammation which
ausos practically all stomach, liver and
Intestinal ailments. including appcu-
dicitis one dose Will convince ur mon.
y refunded Randall Drug eco and
nurgist ,v,ryvhrr,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
FIRST DANCE on SERIES
STAGED BN LOCAL EI4kS.

One Of the most delightful social
events OF the week was the informal
lance staged Saturday evening. by
local Elks az the ELK Home from 3
tu - O'Clock. Thisc was the first Of
series OF scmimonthly dances ar.
ranged for the season by the social
committee ot the club and proved 10
be- an occasion OF great success, Far
wells iIvcpieco Novelty Orchestra
furnished music aud large number
OF Elks and ladies were in attendance
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Martin nnilds wireless.

! J.. Martin. Wireless operator on
.u,h street nnt uly sends aud re-.
elves mofsageu frm ail oyer the United
states. bot be- is binding wireless sets.
Recently he huih "a sst fur roung man
near pcrmlrs. * ~ H. largely built his
,Nu apparatus and will saon Install an
mrlin.s eo th1t concerts given in Den.
a. ar and elsewhere mnv b. heard AL over
lois receiving room here.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22

Funeral services viii Lc held az .
O'clock this afternoon by Rev. J. u.
Allnrd. recto, Of sacred Heart Catholic
church. for little Daniel Haley Baker.
~ the home &C his p1ronts Mir and
.irs Z. ~ Baker 4oG Easi Sixteenth
street The little fellow died about mid
night Friday
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
TICKET SUBSCRIBERS
Anffs.

an subscribers los contract Tor tickets
to the Musical Artists Cours, win please
got their seats reserved and pay for
Hm" go collins Drug Store tomorrow.
We have signed heavy contracts on the
ga, Myth of your signature and We tx.
pcct an signors 60 respond Please don't
make personal interview necessary.
Middleton appears Tuesday night
MRS OTIS TRULONE,
President uf Philharmonic club.
EMF. Z. MYERS.
Director Amarillo College ~ Music
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Special TO Tie Nr~

NiffAaN W Afff ANfNN
STAMFORD. Jan. 2l-Tho West
Texas League VIII be- composed Of eight
clubs. II plans outlined here today by
representatives of the various clubs ar,
completed. clubs Go be- n the league
are Amarillo. pninvicw. Clovis. Luh.
hock. Swo"twator. Hallngrr san An.
l-clo and Abilene
Whether Plainyicw. Lubbock and
Clovis viii formally ioin the league IL
uncertain. ~ b. believed however. that
those towns can meet th" conditions
and agsur" high grade baseball In many
of the leading cities Of the Panhandle
Amarillo was represented hy Man.
ager \. Rankin johnson of the G1ys
and Hal Wlthorspoon. iolnt owners. II
was au Hncod here that the Grays
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Clarendon Stnres Sold.


CLARENDON. Texas. Jan. Ell
Recent business changes In Clarendon
are: II. Il. Kerhow as manager opens
n new store to Doe called The House
Furnisher. New and secondhand fur.
nituro will be sold
Baldwin Bros. Dry Goods store has
been purchased by Chas BALDWIN. ono
Of the partners and WA De- conducted
IN the future under the name Of Chas
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Raln Visits Iandls.

" NF'I7TIHTfU ~"
CHICAGO. Jan. 9l.--'Rahe" Ruth 10
day called on Judge Kenesaw NJ. Lam
dis. baseball commissioner with the
Intention Of personally pleading for
mitigation of his $4,000 fine and sus
pension until MAY 20 for playing post
season BASEBALL games. but found the
Judge too ~ To discuss the matter.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
j. OF T. WINS OVER
BAYLOR BY 80 TO IS

AUSTIN. Jan. 2l-Thc TyNas Uni.
University here to-day by score Of 30
io ~. priion and Mccullough starred
for Texas while Lyons starred for BAY.
Tor prton's goal throwing was the
feature Of the game.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
synopsis Of Weather Conditions.

Ailis morning the
greater part u tho
country is covered
~ tenn pcratures
ranging from zero 10
freezing and below.
The exception 10 this
cold weather II the
Gulf States whore
the tom p craturc
ranges from &c de.
grees IN the extreme
southwest TO 90 and
above IN Florida and
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Missouri Wins.

COLI MBlA. Mo. Jan. 2i.-The uni'
vcrsiy Of Missouri basketball team de
leatod Grlnnell college here tonight
a. to ~ In Missouri Valley Confer
ence game.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
THE WEATHER

Amarillo and vicinity: Sunday fair.
colder
West Texas: Sunday. fair colder
IN Panhandle sunday
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
Drake Wins.

AMES. Iowa. Jan. 2l-Dnkc Uni
versity defeated Iowa state College
here tonight 30 TO 10 in a Missouri
Valley Conference basketball game.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
HEREFORD HI WINS
FARWEll CONTEST
Special 20 The News
IIIsIlI.I.AIlIl

HEREFORD. Jan ~ - Hereford
Hirh school basketball team defeated
Forwou hero Yesterday afternoon ~
Ia 3.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22

NOuIHFTH Fs"0I''sll''' ~ ''-'IT'I ITWIN
over southern California IS about 10 Dc.
grees above that OF Yesterday The
precipitation is light.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22
RICE OWLS LOSE
TO A. & M. 1912
ny Associated Press

COLLEGE STATION. Texas, Jan. a
a. 4 NJ College quintet defeated rice
Institute here fought by the score Of
~ To ~ In fast game.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22

Temperature by hours at Amarillo
Saturday:
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-01-22

Calumet Griddle Cakes
cups -four | teaspoon salt
level teaspoons Calu.
met Baking Powder cups milk
sifi -four. baking powder and sal, vel
together. Add milk. making SOFT ha'
ief. Bate immediately On hit s;iddle
well CREASED Add two % three tabls,
S,,uons OF melted butter. II richcg and
shorter cakes are dcsarrd.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15
SWISS YODLERS
TO Be HEARD IN
C%HAUTAUQUA BILL
Most Unique Program
To Be Furnished By
Alpine Company

Years q you will remember the
papers wcre fun Of the story about
W. D. bryan and the swiss Yodlcrs
who were with him on the pro-
gram.
Those Swiss Yodlers were DADDY
Grobeckers Alpine company. the
original Swiss company TO appear
on Chautauqua program aud the
only genuine Swiss Iodling corn .
pany In America today.
Daddy Orobecker at the begin
ming Of his program win introduce
you to his wife. his daughter and
granddaughter. all members ~
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15

Nancy and Nick had some magic
powder In "A salt-rhaker Mr., Peer
about had given them. He had
said:
ANY time you set ear enough
to thnt mischievous fairy Comet
Legs. sprinkle a little on his legs.
They will lost their crookedncss
and become straight. He viii lose
his lower and won't be able to
ride his shooting -star any ore ="
When the moon acted 80 orally
and the Twins found comet-l~gs
fooiing with the handles that run
the moo they thought OF the
powdss.
comet-IeRs was 10 busy he
didn't seed them and before you
could have cracked your thumb
Nick had -%prinklcd powder on tho
fairy's crooked calves.
Comet-Legs gave "a yell like a
fire whistle.
"Oh, OUGHT" he cried. What's
the matterg Oh. my legs, Ny
nice. lovely. crooked legrl They're
getting straight oh, now can't
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15
SUMNER CAMPS
FOR MILITARY
TRAINING OPEN
Corps Includes 100. 900
Men; 1000 Begin
Field Work

WARRINGTON. June is-enm-
mer trimming camps were opened
W. the country today under army
supervision for youths OF the re-
serve officers training corps. part
Of the machinery OF the new de-
fensive policy sef up In the ma
tional defense e ~ 1890.
The corps Includes approxim-
ately 100 600 young men under
training To become members OF the
reserve corps or Officers or the
national guard. and Of these n "
estimated that approximately 7.on9
began today the summer work OF
Intensive field training which n
counted on TO round out their claaa
room and other military work a.
schools and clleges.
The courses mapped out for the
student Officers cover tile whole
field OF military science.
II has been calculated that the
camps this yea will result IN At
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15

this company. You will immei-
lately fan in love with the entire
family, The program w given IN
an Informal way and you can al
most Imagine yourself the CUES; OF
the G~robeckers In their Swiss home
In the Tyroi.
The program consists OF the varl-
Gus yodcls In use among the Swiss
mountainous. Swiss folk songs and
snatches OF American selections
All OF the program Is given In the
picturesque costumc worn by The
swiss mountaineerss
The yodel II many hundreds OF
years old. II ln the cry that was
used by the swiss mountalneers
to convey messages many miles TO
their friends far below in the vat
leys Hy experimenting. thoy
found that certain notes had great
carrying power when given In 'ho
form OF n yodei Ia the thin air
Of the mountains. During genera
tionr these yodels were developed
up TO the place where you will
hear them today.
Daddy GrobeckerE yodiers give
one OF the most unique and inter
esting programs TO be heard any
where.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15
SHR|NERS SEEK
entertainment
ON FOURTH DAY
M onster Fireworks
Display to Feature
Program Tonight

SAN FRANcIsCO. June i5.-
Mecca ~ the Golden Cute today
entered H. fourth day Of the rule
least 2.0oo potential officers being
added 20 the corps for as
sirnm"ni to organized reHcrNe
units or to be commissioned In ma
iionsi guard regiments Ultimately
90 D. PINNED TO expand the work
ao that m annual crop 81 10000
i,ew reserve officers will be forth
coming.
Attendance NJ the camps this
year. u b. Indicated. will be the
RreuteE, to date. By corps areas.
The atienhanc. a. the ifnining
corps camps ~ expected 60 nFgro-
gate on follows:
First corps 72i. second corps.
sos; third corps, $50; fourth corps,
D. $50; nth corps. III; sixth corps
I0a. seventh corps. go eighth
corps. 5b7. ninth corps, 69i.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15

nid. has Informed The sac f
cisco bank that = reduction ~ ~
rediscount rate was a matter ~
it, own decision. which would -
agreeable to the beard.
whether further reductions q
the rediacount rates Of other -
serve banks = to be sxpcct<4
high treasury officials said, cptl<
not be stated. but Il WINS ns~erft4
Feadlustment Of rate levels al prt~r
mi have name % the impoftai<r<
resulting from such changes a sehf
ago In view Of the different ccufi~
lions prevailing throughout the
country. 40
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15

ride my star any more, can't
visit my wicked relatives, OH
Oh! OH
Councillors kept hopping around
on n foot and talking like a
phonograph. But he stopped
finally and rubbed his eyes.
lie looked at Nancy and Nick.
so IT'S you. L. ng" he said ~
Just said to Eena Meena, my cousin.
the magician. Watch those kids
They're up to something. Coming
all the way TO the moo to help
old Peernbout, They'll do some
thing yeti And now you've gone
and done IL. hut I'll get even.
That powder makes anything that
IA curved straight. want u.
here"
And he icrked the shaker from
Nick's hand. III ! shake some q
this powder on the moon, Il viii
change from round 60 square. And
I'm going to do IL" he cried.
Away he ran.
(ro bc cuutinued)
copyright. 1889, NEA servicel
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15
followed by a monster fireworks
display az civic center.
Bsnk Asks Opinion
For Rediscount Rate

WARRINGTON. Iune 1.-THE
federal reserve hank ~ san Franz
cinro has asked the federal reserve
board for it, attitude upon n pos
Hible reduction hy the California
hanks r~ediscount rate frum ai-2
to 4 per cent IL VAS said today a.
the treasury.
The federal . board. u y
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15

NEW YORK with the refusal
% miners representatives on the
wage scale conference to accept
arbitration. the anthracite op-
orators representatives fatty re-
fused to proceed further In the
negotiations unless the miners
agree 10 arbitration. The confer
ence adjourned without setting q
date for another meeting.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15


field. A. q. Simms. J. n. Herndon.
Judge NJ. Il. Hickey. Guy Rogers.
anu George Roddy.
Tho ordinance TO change the
name OF Walnut street 10 Oak
street passed itS second and third
readings. last night. A number OF
bonds from craftsmen and business
firms were also accepted.
A plat OF the school lands nd-
Joining the highland addition. was
presented by JAMES oiadding. We'll
moved that the plats be accepted
and the land voted a part OF the
city. and swope seconded. Before
the passage OF the motion. hughes
amended IL to read that tie land
would he brought into the city
upon the passage by the commits
sion OF the proper resolutions,
which will be done at a later meet
ing.
TingIcy Expiodes
The payment OF May bills OF the
city and water department were
taken up, and the crisis Of the
earthed an item In one hill. charE-
ing one dollar Tor putting a handle
on a hammer. He protested Wig
orouuly against this stem. claiming
that II was too much. but on mo-
ton OF Swope, the board voted 70
allow the bills. 10 be paid when
funds became available.
The meeting WINS then adjourn
ed. subject To the call OF the chair
| man. II being understood that a
special meeting will probably be
called soon to consider the paving
assessment ordinance. and other
matters which were not finished
asst night.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-15
WATER RATE
TAKES DROP IN
Face OF PROTEST
Commission Passes
Resolution But We'll
and Hughes Object to
Blind Action

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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
Legion Wants to Be Heard

San Francisco-A telegram saying
that "members Of the American legion
titled to be heard in opposition to the
socalled soldiers bonus bill" was sent
TO the senate and house committees on
ways and means Wednesday by Will
lam G. Van Antwerp, a member Of the
legion here. Van Antwerp asked that
public hearing be granted the men,
bers Of the legion opposed to the bonus
plan.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
French Claim Big overcharge

Washlngton-The French govern.
ment filed with the interstate COM
merce commission series of COM
plants against various railroads and
the director general of the railroad
administration asking a return of al
legged overcharges on shipments of war
munitions during the war, aggregating
more than 100000. Most of the diff
ficulty, according to t:.e complaint
arose after the armistice when mater
lals purchased in the United States by
France were held for long periods at
ports and the French agents and the
government and the railroad disagreed
as to the basis on which penalties were
to be assessed.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
ANOTHER BID FOR
MUSCLE SHOALS
ALABAMA COMPANY SEEKS PRO.
JEcT IN ADDITION TO HENRY
FORD; BID is SUBMITTED
Completion of Wilson Dam Without
Advance From Government 10
Proposed In Offer by
New Bidders

Washlngton.-Anot offer for pur-
chase and lease of the government q
properties at Muscle Shoals, Ala, was
completed Wednesday and arrange
ments made by its sponsors, the Ala
bama Power company, for immediate
filing with Secretary Weeks.
The Alabama Power company pro-
without further advance of expendi-
lures by the United States" and the
outright purchase of the Warrior pow
er plant, on the Gorgas river, situated
on ground already owned by the power
company. The properties would be
leased by the power company for a
period of so years, after which they
would be subject to recapture by the
government"
The offer, outlined in letter to
Secretary Weeks, stated it to be the
company's purpose to install at the
start plant of 100000 horse power
subsequent installation to be made
in accordance with the federal water
power act as may be necessary &c
meet the market demands"
The Alabama company offered fur
Their ''to furnish free to the govern
ment or anyone ii may designate, from
the hydro power plant, 100000 horse
power as required for the production
of fertilizers and munitions of wal
and for research in connection there
with"
Whenever tie safety of the United
States demands, the letter said, the
United States shall have the right as
more fully provided in the federal
water power act, to take over and
operate the project for manufacture
ing nitrates, explosives, or munitions
of war, or for any other purposes"
The offer differed from those re-
ceived from Frederick &. Engstrum
of Wilmington, n. c., or so far as
is known from that proposed by C..
G. Tinker, head of the construc-
ton company of North America, with
headquarters at San Francisco In that
none of these agreed to function un-
der the provisions of the federal wa
ter power act.
The Alabama Power company claims
an option to purchase the Warrior
plant on as favorable terms as those
given to other private concerns. Wit
nesses before the house military COM
mittee testified that before Congress
accepted the Ford plan, involving de-
livery of the Warrior plant with a
clear title. II would be faced with a
long fight in the courts.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
TURKEYS ALWAYS TOO FAT
New York Butcher Declared His cud
toners Were "Stagonized" BY
the Size of Birda

The fat butcher vas busy arranSina
Christmas decorations at the back q
his counter when a woman asked hiH(
what he. thought would be the prsec
of Christmas turkeys this year
swell, now, you know" he -
"that is something can't tell III
just according to the demand
"But say, you should see the peoDsa
who come In here, strangers, you knew
not regular customers, and they ~
they want a turkey. and l pick 90
out. They say 1t Is too big. and ]
say to them: Now how heavy tuE
key would you likeg They say 4
don't know, but TN take that sne,c
Il take that down and 1t weiGha
within few ounces of what the nru1
one weighed, and then they Just mue
ter something and go out sgaiz-
II tell you what 1t Is, madam, Obs1
are fair acknowledgements I'D
be-"
True. the word is new one, bul 4
seemed to be adequately expressive q
agony and amazement over the stau
gering price Of the festive blrd-Nev
York Sun.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by DIR. Kilmer's Swamp Root
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi
cine.
1t Is a physicians prescription.
Swsmp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
1t Is sold by all druggists on its merit
and It should help you. No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Be SURF to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, II you wish first 10 test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Advertisement
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1922-02-24
HARDING plans Trip To Alaska

Marion, ON a letter made public
here Tuesday night, President Hard
ing expressed reasonable certainty that
he would be able to attend a centennial
in Marion the middle Of June, adding ::
'If later time IL fixed, think my
participation is quite unlikely because
am hoping to successfully work out
plans to leave very early in July for
a trip to the Pacific coast and Alaska"
Plans are now being made to have
the president visit the intermountair
states.