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Palisadian., 1922-08-26
"Corporations Have No Souls"

This legal maxim was first laid
down by Sir Edward Coke in the case
of Sutton's hospital. "They Corpora
tions) cannot commit treason nor be
outlawed nor communicated, for
they have no souls" Lord Thurlow
subsequently paraphrased this maxim
in his own rough way: "You never
expected justice from corporation.
did you? They have neither a soul
to lose nor a body to kick"
Palisadian., 1922-08-26

pound and Liver Pills would be re-
lieved. After taking the first bottle !
felt better, and neglected it awhile, but
found could not do my work until I
was stronger. So took the Vegetable
Compound again and now l am the
mother of a 10 months old boy. He is
fat and healthy and / am sure / could
never have. carried him if it had not
been for your Vegetable Compound. !
recommend your medicine to all women
athongh ass% be sdVPPng PHTHoT
318 w. Liberty St., Cincinnati, Ohio.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com,
pound contains no harmful drugs and
can be taken in safety by any woman.
Palisadian., 1922-08-26
Saw a Long Garter Snake.

Tommy Tenderfoot-Oh, Scoutmas-
ter, / was up to the park today and
saw a garter snake most yard and
q half long.
Scoutmaster-Pshaw, boy, garter
snakes do not reach that length.
Tommy Tenderfoot-Well, thought
It was q garter snake cause 1t was
wrapped round the limb Of tree
Boys Life.
Palisadian., 1922-08-26
Tobacco Legends.

According to one fantastic legend
Adam got so bored with Eve that he
asked God to send him Il consolation.
and God sent tobacco. The other
story relates that our First Mother
got so "fed up" with her husbands
attentions that she prayed God to
send him some other distraction, and
the heavenly gift Of tobacco answered
her prayer.-Montreal Family Herald
Palisadian., 1922-08-26

deal OF fun. She
had played with
Patsy, the dog,
and they had al
ways had ever SO
good a time to-
gether.
"Aphro would
sit und er the
chairs and wait
for P a t S v to
chase her in the
nice, fri e n d Y,
p | a Y f u | W a Y
Patsy had of do
ing.
IF Patsy didn't
begin to chase
A p ro, qui t 9
s Don, A p h rO
didn't like it, and
Palisadian., 1922-08-26

Whatever good work you undertake
master 1t.
Evening star., 1922-02-05
MATZENAUER jan

Great Contrslte, Metropolitan Opera
National Thsatsr, Friday, Feb. 10, $50
Ssats On sale Mn. 0rssas's Concert Bureau
tn DFoop's, 18th snd O. Phone Main 6403.
Evening star., 1922-02-05
Youth, the Radical.
From the Detroit Free Press.

From the Detroit Free Press.
Admiral Sims said at dinner party
In New York:
Youth is always an extremist.
Take, for instance, the battleship
question. We middle e-aged sailors are
just now asking ourselves exactly
how much the subma rine has impaired
the value of the battleship. but youth
has got the question settled for good
and all.
What is the value of the battle
ship today?' l said to a naval cadet
at luncheon.
No value at ALL he answered.
Then he thought moment and
added:
"'Of course. she's got q very nice
deck for dancing.'s
Evening star., 1922-02-05
Merely q Suggestion.

From the New York Sun.
IT think ! shall have my drawing
room done over" remarked the host
ess. "The color scheme is SO trying
to my complexion"
Evening star., 1922-02-05

Miss Janet Richards
Every Monday MSrn!ng, Il. 1919 o'clock )
City GLIB, 1920 G St.
Opposite the Church Of the Epiphany
Admission-60 cents, plus war tax.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
LUMBER COMPANY SUES

The Stoves, Gray and Wilson Lunn- ber company asks damages of $500 from. Willis B. Richards, Fairfield, in papers filed in Common pleas court A debt of $329.51 is alleged to exist, be overdue and unpaid.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
War of Revolution Is Given New Twist

London, March 31.-'The Pilgrim Fathers did not break away from the Mother Country because of harsh treatment. What really caused the separation was not oppression but distance, different surroundings and the fact that the most advanced Rad icals of England had found refuge in America and carried into effect that the ideas of government that were repressed in the Mother Country.
 Thus declared Professor F. Ray nond Turner. Professor History at the University of Michigan, in an address to the Royal Colonial Insti- tute in London on '-The Relations Between Western Europe and Amer ica-'
 eThough the original English stock had become largely intermiXed with Dutch, German and other foreign clements. America remained English in language, institutions and laws" he said.
 "Of the 15o.ooo. .ooo.ooo English speaking people in the world, almost 100, 000,0e are in America, and of these about 50 per cent. were SUD- posed to be directly descended from British stock
 Professor Turner declared that if ever real League of Nations were established its foundations would be the peoples of Western Europe and the peoples of America
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
RECIPETOCLEA A PIMPLY SKIN
PimpIes are Impurities Seek ing an Outlet Through
 Skin Pores.

Pimples, sores and boils usually re- suit from toxins, poisons and impuri- ties which are generated in the bow els and then absorbed into the blood through the very ducts which should absorb only nouriShment to sustain the body
 It is the function of the kidneys to filter impurities from the blood and cast them out in the form of urine but in many instances the bowels ere ate more toxins and impurities than the kidneys can eliminate, then the blood uses the skin pores as the next best means of getting rid of these Impurities which often break out all 4over the skin in the form of pinples.
 The surest way to clear the skin ot there eruptions, says a noted author ity, is to get from any pharmacy about four ounces of lad Salts and take a tablespoonful in glass of hot water each morning before breakfast for one week. This will prevent the forma- ton of toxins in the bowels. It also stimulates the kidneys to normal ac- tiyity. thus coaxing them to filter the blood of impurities and clearing the skin of pimp1es.
 lad Salts is inexpensive, harmless and is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with 1ithia. Here you have a pleasant, effervescent drink which usually makes pimples disappear; cleanses the blood and Is excellent for the kidneys as we'll Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31

t"The conference springs from two convictions,' Bishop Temple declared, in explaining the movement. "The first is that civilization is really in need to discover its own fundamental moral principles. To a great extent the methods that have brought us so far seem unable to carry us any farther or to maintain the progress that has been won by them.
 For example, to some extent at 1east, industry in the past depended on the stimulus of fear. The worker has protected himself against this fear il a very large measure. Therefore, that stimulus is now imperative. Either we must find another or dis cover some method of reviving the old one. But when we come to that ch oice the other conviction comes into play, namely, that fundamental Chris tan belief, quite apart from any of the questions on which the Chris tian bodies are divided, can supply a clue to the solution of all the prob lems of politics, economies and citi- Zenship.
 .'There is no intention to form a
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
TO DARKEN HAIR
 APPLY SAGE TEA
Look Young! Bring Back Its Natural Color, Gloss and
 AttractiveneSS.

Common garden sage brewed into a heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn gray, streaked and faded haiy beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just a few applications will prove a revela- ton if your hair is fading, streaked or gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sul- plaur recipe at home, though, is trou- blesome, An easier way is to get a bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound at any drug store all ready for use. This is the old-time recipa improved by the addition of other Ln- greGients.
 While wispy, gray, faded hair is not sinful, we all desire 10 retain our youthful appearance and attractive ness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound mo one can tell. becaEse it does it so naturally, so evenly. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with 1t and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time; by morn ing all gray hairs have disappeared and, after another application or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark glossy. soft and luxuriant-Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31

Frloyd Hanson, a St. Paul barber as startled scie ntists by claiming to neA Wireless waves without an in str A1en&
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
RED PEPPER HEAT ENDS RHEUMATISM

Red Pepper, Rub takes the touch" from sore, stiff, aching joints. It can not hurt you, and it certainly stops that old rheumatism torture at once.
 When you are suffering so you can hardly get around, just try Red Pep per Rub and you will have the quick est relief known. Nothing has such concentrated, penetrating heat as red peppers. Just as soon as you apply Red Pepper Rub you will feel the tingling heat In three minutes it warns the sore spot through and gone.
 Ask any good druggist for a jar of Rowles Red Pepper Rub. Be sure to get the genuine, with the name Row les on each package.-Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31

Fish scales are used for lining slass gDobules sold as imitation
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
TO ANALYZE ILLS
 OF WORLD

London, March 31-Another inter national conference to diagnose the ills of the world and search for remedy is in the making.
 A conference of all the Christians of the world to put the weight of Christianity into a movement to cure the social political and economic troubles of mankind is being proposed by religious leaders of England who have already taken steps to secure support for the movement from the leading churchmen of America
 Rt Rev William Temple, Bishop or Manchester, is one of the leaders Tn the movement for a conference to be held in 1924, with a preliminary con ference in 1922 in Great Britain and the United States.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
ACTOR, WILLING TO GO
 AS BAGGAGE IS CAUGHT

Triton, Ga, March 31.-The story of stranded actors being forced to walk back to home and friends is an old one, but it remained for a mem Der of a, troupe stranded in WillacoO- chee, near here to evolve something new.
 The company had played Villa coochee, but apparently without the necessary financial success to enable one man, a member of the company, to get to Atlanta as a paid passen- ger on a train.
 Recalling that members of the com pany who paid their passage were entitled to carry baggage without eX- tra charge, the man in question de- eide to go as tfbaggage.'' Accord ingly he had himself packed into a trunk preparatory to being loaded ab oard a train.
 Everything looked rosy until a po- Iiceman heard a chance remark by a member of the company and investi- gated.
 Crimson was the color for bridal robes in the Middle Ages.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
Vexed Wife Finds
 Nap Cures Her

Wooster, O., March 31.-'FWhen l became vexed I took a nap It has done wonders in calming me down" "
 In these words Mrs Louis B. How ard, seventy-eight. of this city, ex- plained the success of her married life which has just reached the six tieth milestone.
 MT. and Mrs. Howard, a few days ago, enjoyed their sixtieth wedding anniversary dinner, which was pre- pared whol1y-except for the cake by Mrs Howard.
 MT. Howard, eighty-one, also help ed to preserve the family harmony.
 When I felt quarrelsome I always left the house and stayed away until | got over my speu,' he declared.
 Mrs. Howard admitted that staying at home constituted no small part of her secret of a happy home.
 My husband never came home and found me gone" she said. ttOnce, when my sister died, I was away from home five weeks. But that was my longest absence
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
HOY "TIz" HELPS
 SORE, TIRED FEET

Goodbye, sore feet, burning feet, swollen feet, sweaty feet, smelling feet, tired feet.
 Goodbye, corns, callouSes, bunions and raw spots No more shoe tight ness, no more nmping with pain or drawing up your face in agony ''TIZ'' is magical acts right off. TIE draws out all the poisonous exudations which puff up the feet. Use TIE" and for get your foot misery. An. how com fortable your feet feel. Get a box of '"Tiz' now at any druggist or depart ment store. Don't suffer. Have good feet. glad feet, feet that never swell, never hurt, never get tired. A years foot comfort guaranteed for a few cents.-Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31

Michigan Agricultural College pro- fesSorS have succeeded in tam1nG wild ducks.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
BOY SCOUT BOXERS TO
 SETTLE FIGHT DISPUTE

Denver, March 31.-Plans are un- der way for a return match between Ted Hannigan, of Denver, and Don Long, of Colorado Springs, to settle the Boy Scout featherweight boxing championship of the Rocky Mountain region
 Hannigan, who was .dethroned' as champion by Long, in a ten-round de- cision bout here February II, still claims the title on a. technicality.
 Hannigan bases his contention on the grounds that Long refused to en- ter the ring the night of the cham pionship battle until the promoter of the show agreed to cut the rounds from three to two-minute sessions. The Boy Scout rules, which governed the go, state that the rounds shall oe for three minutes each, with one minute intermiSSion between rounds
 The match between Hannigan and Long was fast and hard fought.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31

Crimson was the color for bridal robes in the Middle Ages.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-03-31
Friday, March 31, 1922

specific Christian political party. Nothing could be farther from tha minds of those inaugurating the con- ference.
 We are looking for the will of God We believe that if people of va ried experience and common faith will come together. not to convince each other but chiefly to learn from each other, and with the desire and expectation that God will guide their thoughts, we shall at the end genu- inelv know a great deal more of His will, which is another way of saying the truth about the world, than is now known to any group or tnd1v1du- al
 We do not expect to be guided to the formation of an ideal state. We do hope and expect to receive guid- ance which will direct the next steps that have to be taken.
The herald., 1922-10-26
As THE WORLD LOOKS AT IT
Much Truth, IL Poor Morality, In OLD
Gentleman's Explanation OF
Ethics of Today.

Secretary Hoover said at lunch
con in New York:
LET me tell you a story about old
school moraIs-the Kind Of morals
we've outgrOwn.
"'POp,' said a little boy, If ! steal
q nickel out Of your pocket, that's
stealing, isn't it?'
"'You bet it is said the little boys
father, and you'd go TO jail for II.
too
"'Suppose I bet a nickel on game
Of euchre and won. that's gambling,
amt IT, nOpT
"'Sure is, son, and you know where
gamblerS-wind up-gallOws or poor
house, every time
But. pop, suppose | cornered oil
the Quinine in the world, or all the
chlOroform. or all the wheat-SOme-
thing the world can't get along with
out, you know-and suppose | ran
the price up a thousand per cent, or
a million per cent, what would that
be, pOp?"
"The fathers eye beamed, and pat
ting his hoy on the back, he said with
a proud laugh:
"'That would be business genius,
sheer business genius. You'll have
mankind at your feet If you ever ac'
complish 'nat.'"
The herald., 1922-10-26
Cause for Haste.

1--WE had a big argument last night,
Squire, about the real cause Of the coal
strike" began the village bore, upon
discovering Esquire Ramsbottom, the
well-knOwn jurist of Petunia' sitting
in comfort in his back tilted chair I'D
the shade. "Now, what is your opinion
about"
Sorry, Emory, but ! haven't time
to settle that for you now" inter
rupted the squire. Il just happened
TO remember that my niece told me
10 be sure to do something right away.
forget whether ii was one OF me
other. To make certain OF being right
l am going now and have both "per'
ations performed. See you later?'-
Kansas City Star.
The herald., 1922-10-26

The Catholic Daughters OF America,
Court of Mary 391, will give a euchre,
five hundred and lotto at the presby-
terry tonight Thursday for the ben
eft of the new parochial school. The
games will start at p. m. sharp.
The hostesses are Mesdames Henry
Brown, P. o. Cafiero and A. Gerard;
Misses O. Bowers, c. Finley, NJ. Gar
land, sE. Hibben and E. Holton.
SITS. John Lodge No. 1873, F. & A. NJ,
held their regular meeting Tuesday
night. Among the business taken UP
was an amendment to the bylaws.
The herald., 1922-10-26
The Whipped Cream Age.

Old Charlie lSaacson says:
As rode out of Buffalo ! observed
three men playing poker In the ciup
car-three tough politician types.
When arrived in New York ] was
thirsty and went into my favorite
fountain at Grand Central. While
waited for the electric shaker to make
my egg phosphate ! heard in gruii
voice:
"Three chocolate sodas. please.
And In a gruffer voice came the re
mark:
And give me plenty of whipped
cream on mine"
turned; | found the customers
we're my tough companions from thu
train.-Pittsburgh Leader.
The herald., 1922-10-26

Mrs. ]. A. Richards entertained the
Friday Night Euchre Club. The sue
cessful players were Miss Clairia
Richards, Mrs. G. w. Pollock (playing
for Mrs. F. Facius), and Mrs. A. Del
cazel. Miss S. Happier received the
consolation. The next meeting will
be at the home of Mrs. Partland.
The many friends Of Miss Faye
Aycock will regret to learn that she
is confined to her bed.
Miss Martha McNeely entertained
at a card party Saturday evening at
the home of her aunt, Mrs. w. P.
Salathe. The successful players were
Harry Lecourt and Miss Kate Hag
gerty. After the game dancing was
INDUCED in and refreshments were
served.
The herald., 1922-10-26
Wireless Signals and the Aurora.

1t is due To the observations Oh 8
scientist Of Montreal that we no"
know - practical certainty that wire
less / ..raphy may be affected by the
aurora borealis.
This scientist Describes three "'ra
sjons. when the aurora was present
or in the brilliant weather aS>'"iate'
with aurora. when his apparatus RI
ceIved dispatches over ath"rIna
ranges. Singularly. the apparatus
apparently affected by the aurora
coul,1 receive hut NOT transmit Si:"s
while thp iuffurnr. isS'"i
The herald., 1922-10-26
.,,red from Page IL

,c,,,iuued from Page Ii
lG J0nst greenwood has returned
Miss Jazz in Morgan City, after WIS.,
. - Miss Lois Walter. Walter. w,o was
". a, With n paralysis several weeks
70 5 l W. B. Nash of Crowley La
ps. '" home after visiting Mrs.
~. S S,dDev Hymel of Puerto Prince
NJ s ~.s the guest of his sisters.
S'a , s Cross and Mrs Henry
mock.
The herald., 1922-10-26

Evidently Guide Had Learned Wisdom
From Association With the Modern
Business Man.

Attorney General Daugherty said
at a dinner In New York:
There's a certain class OF busi'
ness men-a very small class, thank
goodness-whOse honesty reminds me
of q fish story.
1.-TWO men with their guides were
fishing for salmon in Lake Sunapee.
The first mans bag Of salmon was
the smaller OF the two, so he swiped
a fish from the second man.
But the second man caught him
In the act. He had the nerve, though,
to deny his guilt, and he refused posi-
lively to give back the stolen salmon
"a pretty bitter alteration fol
lowed, of course, and II looked as II
there would be fist fight; but just
as they were peeling off their coats
the second mans guide-it was the
second man who had been robbed, you
know-the second mans guide drew
him aside and whispered:
"'Ah, let him have it. boss, let him
have 1t. i got two of his"
The herald., 1922-10-26

A wise woman lets her husband
make her do what she wants to do.
The herald., 1922-10-26

-Ouija passes: yes. the people have
become ouija bored.
The herald., 1922-10-26

The ar Is bigger than the You" -
communism.
The herald., 1922-10-26
important Man at Serb Weddings.

important mdn DIT OSIu "SoOl'So.
The Office of ''Koom" is far more
responsible one than that Of the Eng
Iish best man." The "kOOm" is a
highly important man at every Serbian
wedding. lie assists the officiating
clergy in performing the religious cere-
mony by holding two lit candles, and
thus becomes a spiritual relation or
the bridal pair. The relationship so
established is of such permanent ma
ture that the children of the "KoOm'
and the children of the welded pair
are forbidden by law to intermarry.
The "Koom" hes also to undertake
the responsibility of being godfather
20 all the bride and bridesroom's chill
dren, and to attend each christening
in person. If circumstances should
prevent him from doing so he must
give permission i'll writing To dep
<ly To- replace him.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-02-05

sn,eial to The World
wAsHtNGToN, - while dllplo-
'.,tr Kicker and bluster over the
nantrol OF remote corner OF the
','n,i5 supposed TO contain deposits
tb.t precious fluid, petroleum,
ysrge quantities of oil. perhaps, as
70, .s,,,e, as 60 -to-S0- per cent OF the
n.jg,nal reservoirs, are left UNDER
o.H,nd in the United states when
Iii are abandoned because no
',aans have been determined where
." IL possible to recover more
Y, n small percentage or the oil,
s'~n,Slng to l.. w. Ambrose. chief
a.o,roleun technologist Of the bu-
-, M mines. This failure to effect
..cstor recovery of the uDder-
at,,nd oil is due to the exhaustion
- me subterranean gas flow. says
Mr.. Ambrose.
Experiment Demonstrate.
Tho manner in which gas serves
AZ an cxpulsive medium was recent
~ sboyn by an experiment at the
Setroleum experiment station OF the
p,roau OF mines. A steel ~contaln7r
oS,n, three feet long and three
paobss I'M diameter was filled with
s.nd which was then thoroughly sat
,r,ted with oil. The amount OF oil
Sntroduced was known by weight
ans m8asurement After the sand
bad been saturated. It was forced
lnto the container under a pressure
- y0D mounds TO the square inch.
Then a valve at one end was opened
and The gus allowed to escape, bring
lng with II perhaps 1S per cent OF
tbs OH nut into the container,
In other experiments the amount
~ oil recovered varied from
IL TO 25 per cent depending on the
nressure and other conditions. After
The gas had forced out IS per cent
of the oil, the contalner was hold
An vertical position for the pur-
loose Of determining how much Vil
Tould drain out. but the capillary
Aiorce exerted on the oil was so grea.
that only a negligible quantity of
oil drained from the sand.
Much oil Is Lost.
This simple experiment en-
nhaslzed the fact that gas is the
predominant factor in moving oil
10 the we'll and that when the gas Is
zone the production Is gone de-
clared Mr.. Ambrose. "In any event,
Il Is unuuestiunable that large guam
titles OF oil are left underground,
and. whether the figure Is 60 per
cent or so per cent, It is too large. In
certain parts OF the Appalachian
fields the practice OF forcing COM
pressed air or gas into a central
we'll, from where II goes to adjoining
wells and carries the oil with II
caused wells TO produce az much oil
as they had up to the point when
considered ready for abandonment.
There are undoubtedly other
means OF effecting n greater recov-
cry and these questions should be
studied and applied before the
wells are abandoned.