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New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Passenger Ships Due
Due To-day

cltta di Messina Ut, Lisbon March 90;
to Petrce Bros With mails; viii dock IN
at Pier Z, Bush Docks Bklvn
General G. w Goethals CristobaI March
81 to Panama 4 co with mails: is OK
pected to dock forenoon at Pier AZ \ n
Mount Clay. Hamburg March 30. to
United American Lines with mails; OK
pected to dock late afternoon at pier S6.
y r (West 45th sD.
Acropolis. Piraeus March is; to Arori-
can Black Sea Line with mails: expected
to dock afternoon at Pier 4. Army Base,
Fruit Co with nails expectcd 70 to I ,,eeH doeii
forenoon at Pier Is. X (Maiden Lane),
3. san Logrenzs ,s q san Juan April 81 to y Y
to dock forenoon at Pier IS, Bk!yn,
Maracaibo, Cnracao Aprll :: 20 Islss.
Daneot fo.nn & co p Wth mails expected to dock
Munargo. Nassau April I at 10 a m; to
Munson Line with mails; expected to dock
forenoon at Pier O. E (Old Slip.
Due Tomorrow
Orizaba. Havana April s; to &
Cuba Mail S S Co with mails; expected to
dock late Tuesday or early Wednesday
at Pier a. e (Wah sD.
forenoon at Pier 81, n F CWest 18th ST..
vsndycs 9Brl, Montev,deo March 2o 70
about $50 a m at Pier IA, Hoboken.
City of Atlanta, Savannah April 8; 10
ocean S Co. expected to dock afternoon
at Pier 35. N (Spring ST..
Due Wednesday
Homeric tfsr), Southampton April 8 to
White Star Line with mails; is expected to
dock at Pier 90. X (West 18th stN.
Stockholm (Sw), Gothenburg April to
Swedish American Line with mails; is
expected TO dock about $50 a m at Pier
81. n r CWest 57th ST..
Manuel Calvo (Sp), Cadiz March 81 to
Spanish Royal Mall Line with mails; is
expected to dock at Pier s, f (Old Slip).
Justin (Br), Natal March s: to Booth
Line with mails; is expected to dock at
SD ST, B'klyn.
Due Thursday
Vessel. Port. Agency.
Esthonla, Neufahrwasscr. March 81
Baltic American Line
Tivives, kingston, April S. United Fruit Co
Araguaya Bermuda. April l2.
Royal Mail Steam Packet Co
Fort Victoria, Bermuda, April ~,
Furness, Witty & &C
Due Friday
Venezuela, Cristoba March d.
w r Grace g. Co
Taormira, Naples. March 81
Italia America. Inc
City OF Montgomery. Savannah, April H.
Ocean S s Co
Due Saturday
Carmania. Gibraltar, April 4.
Cunard S s Co
Monterey, Havana. April IL.
& Cuba Mail S s Co
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Ship Owners Meet To-day
On Marine Subsidy Bill
VIII Draft Suggcsiion5 for
Changes in Measure Before
IN Congress

The Executive Committee Of the
American Steamship Owners Associa-
ton will meet to-day at IL Broadway
to draft suggestions for changes in the
bill now pending before Congress. The
action of the ship owners will be fol-
loVed by conference of the Merchant
Marine Joint Committee, including
builders and operators, which will be
called about the middle OF the week.
1t is understood that the ship own
ers are giving special attention to the
compensation provided for vessels Of
less than thirteen knots, and also to
the section appiyin. to subsidies for
vessels owned by industrial corpora
.ieas. he iecomme endations will be
sotirit; by witnesses at the Joint
hearings beiora the House ;rd Senate
eonmi'secs n EasnipGtou.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Freight Ships Due
Due To-day


po-oiuiu ssss, A,sler.. PST,; Msrcb y, Agency
Moore. Mccormack s. Co
EaHetta, Monmouth, March II.
Robert L Hague
International Freighting Corp
Somerset. Hamburg, March 90.
Robert L Hague
Tuscarora, Manchester, March is.
Chicago City, Tristol March %
James Arkell
Funch. Edge & Co
sarcox!e. Rotterdam. March 25
Cosmopolitan Line
Liberator. San Francisco March %.
Atlantic. Gulf & Pacific Co
Morristown. Hamburg. March %.
Florlnda, Seville. March 20. Garcia & Diaz
Flora, Maracaibo. March 81.
Maine. London. March a. Att uui rransp Sqse Line nc
Taurus. Santos. March 20 Kerr S Lines
Fcnchurch, Fayal, March 80
James W Elwell Co
Occur Alene, Lisbon, March 90 Bull Lines
Due Tomorrow
Idaho, Hull. March 30
Ellerman's Wilson Line
Lucia, Messina. March 20...P Phelps Bros
Due Wednesday
Wells City. Bristol. March 90.
James Arkell g. Co
Lamport G. Holt Line
Due Thursday
HuroriAn. Antwerp. March 80. White Star
ii dapbat.aae Baltimore.
,1pt~raatiopal Neroant!.s Marine
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
American Hawaiian Co.
Denies Sale of Ships
Vessels Will Be Retained in
Coastwise Traffic, Officials
Declare

Officials of the American-Hawalian
Steamship Company. whose vessels are
operated by the United American Lines.
yesterday denied reports from San
Francisco that its steamers Americ.n
Nebraskan and Nevadan are to he viii
drawn from the coastwise service and
probably offered for sale. The service
OF the company will be maintained.
said.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Fire Record


~ 55-lo4 West SD st: unknown Trifing
i''0--,nss hiss second aV' Frank Girl.
l:4o-I62d st and Jerome av. the
Bronx; Frank Gregg. Unknown
Z:oo-.4o East 14th st; Anton Cirmcr
,,o oe W. Unknown
s;1o-3a7 Eighth av. Lyon Lunch Co. e.'''"s
lo;oo--122 West 54th st; garage; .'' unN 1"
PM 0h"ho"n
12'So-9l5 East 15sth st, the BRONX;
l'4o-Sli jennings St. the Bronx;
a;oo-22e East Goth st; Charles ster0 II
4:3o-6oo Amsterdam aV.; Harry
4:5o--1l6 Tenth av.: Joseph sintga.
eoo o,o ~ Unknown
4. Rosen ...,..........U Unknown
s;So-:5 Horatio st. Elizabeth Nc
a oIS .....,..,.... Unknown
9;5o-!3 Barclay st, George f.
RasseH :........... Unknown
lo.Se--2d av. and Harlem River; Comet "
Narehouse. Co Co,........... Unknown
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Maritime Miscellany

san FRANCISCO. April 9-lJpon racoint
o, o, ofders from New York removing raj q
ferenns ernls Powers Pacific 1ntercoastai CON
De made hereafter at New Yorl;. ~
Cost OF englning four auxiliary schrs
aIin,lIoi n'ith niol naylte. Eawnlite and MoonIite
wise trade estimated al $3.50 each
fANoCU YER. d G, April o-~Empress Of
ny Hsla ,no o6o ono nne day from Orient bring
to East. ~ io' cypress
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Stork Brings 5 Calves
To Jersey Cow at One Visit

REGINA, Sask., March 21.--A pure
bred jersey, owned by Hollis Williams,
a farmer at Estin, Sask, has lust
given birth to five calves, all normal,
weighing about thirty pounds each.
This same cow last year gave birth
to three normal calves.
The latest performance is somewhat
detracted from in the fact that none
of this years calves lived.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10

Tcesfora de Larrinaga lat &c so lon ~ 20
April Q.
Colamer so1 70 Ambrose April o.
Blair 1905 r Ambrose April ..
Glen 204I w Dunkirk April o.
Wellington Uug) l2 N Cape Charles April q
Harold Walker a5 SW Diamond April O.
Helen 2oA Scotland April O.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10

Ardree, Barry. March 80. Three Star Line
Eastern Guide. London, March 90,
Moore & Mccormack Co, Inc
Morristown, Hamburg, March q.
Kerr s Co
Due Saturday
Fort Elliot London, April !,
Tunch Edge Co
West lnsl>ip. Antwerp. March 25,
BLACK Diamond Corp
Eastern Coast Boston, ---,
SusQuehanra S S Corp
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10

NoTB.-Mail Information will be found
on Travel Page, Column Eight
Sail To-day
Vessel. Port Sail Pier.
v NJ Tupper, trinidad, ) pM......4,, Nn
Mundela Vera Cruz. PM........ 9, E
Tosto, cartagena. PM...,....4s, B'klyn
Sail Tomorrow
Aquitaa'a, Southampton. ~ NJ. 50,
Westporl Danzig, P&........:2. B'klyn
Regina d'1talia, Naples, PM.
a. Bush Docks. 'kiyn
Santa Theresa, Havana. l PM..... sS, N r
Mayaro. Trinidad, PM...,....2i, B'klyn
city of Savannah savannah. PM. IS. N r
Sail Wednesday
France. Havre. 12 M..............57. n r
seydutz Btemcn. 10 AN. .sth at. Hoho'ccn
Britannia Marseilles. 2 PM. 3lst at, Is l,lyn
Santa Elisa. Valparaiso II AM ,3S, B'lslyn
CarriIlo. Santiago, IL M..,....:..., ., N r
hubert 4l,a BAHIA, " M;;,'...,,33d st, B.kllyn
Milinocket. San Juan. 12 M...27. B'klyn
Sail Thursday
Bayern. Hamburg. PM..........ss. y r
Old North state. London. PM 4. Hoboken
Sail Friday
Tsnamo, San Juan. II M......,.,..1. II
Flora, Maracaibo ~ M............
Sail Saturday
Rs',o. $'G. lixerpool p +
Eyndan'. Rotterdam, IL M.5th st. lloboken
AmGyies, Bremen. u NJ. IL HoboSon
Clan Kennedy, Cape Town. 2 IN
orduna, Hamburg - M..........42. N r
ssn M1rT1s Is4tS,o 60 cpG'SaG YaS Ian ~ n. Rkyn
A;H1rsguaya Bermuda, II AN: ...,,42, N r
1T Victoria, Bermuda. II AM....o5, N r
Gh'caso M,1,,, city. Bristol; 2 PM: 80, y i
American Legion, Buenos Ayros, PM
Ebro, Valparaiso. IL M...:.....'..42, n r
val '-ie okoI
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Foreign Ports
Arrivals

. .LlVERPOOI, April s-Mtnnedosa fBr,
St John, N B; 9Th. Albania OBJ, New
=, QUEENsroWN. April s-ceIt,o fp-,
New York for Liverpool and nrnnaaaal ~
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Marine Reports
THE TIDES

High water Low water
AN PM AM PM
Sandy Hook ...... 500 Gas l2:oo ls:S3
Governors Island. 6.+a us l2:4a l:0I
Hell Gate ......... $40 a:0S a:l5 S.OS
Winds at sea To-day
North OF Sandy {ook-rresh south.
west winds. cloudy weather
Sandy Hook to Hattoras---r fresh south
aud southwest winds. generally fair
weather
lIatteras 10 Florida Straits-Fresh
southwest and west winds and fair
East Gulf Fresh southwest and south
winds and fair weather
West Cu!f-Fresh to strong southerly
WINDS
Caribbean Sra and Wndward Passage
Moderate 10 fresh eastcrly winds. fair
Wcat her
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
. City Island

Bound South acabi CRr>. Banes vi.
Boston for New York. to the United Fruit
co. in ballast, MilinoCEet San Juan via
Boston for New York, to \ II Bull & co.
schs Susan Cameron (Br>. Halifax for
New York, to Webster Lumber Co. with
lumber, Minnie c, New Haven for New
York.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Departures

New York e' N1ef(,
j.. LlVERPooL April s-scythia tBr>
QuEENsToWN April s-cedrto ar,
from Liverpool for New York NoF''
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
TRAVEL

N. 7. to Cnerbourg and Southampton
AQI TINA .....Apr. IL May . May 81
MAURETaNIa Apr. 25 Mny IS June s
BERENGAKIA May 30 June 20 July /
Y. TO ? yInouth. Cherbourg & Hamburg
PANNONLt .... Apr. is - -
y y to Cobb (Queenstown) & Liverpool
CARMANIi Apr. - May II
sCYIHIA (newl. Apr. 26 May "a Juno II
SAMAkIA (new) MAY 10 june July 5
"LACONia (newl May 81 June % July 26
Sailing from Boston.
y. 7. to Londonderry and Glasgow
CCLtMB!A ....... May 27 juno "a July %
ALGERIA June IA July 15 Aug 25
\ !. 70 Gibraltar. Naples Patras
Dubrovnik and Trieste
ITALIA ............."... .Iure Q
Boston To Londonderry Liverpool and Glasgo1s
Algeria .........Apr. go -
A>SIRIA ....... May "a July s Sept Is
Cunard ami Anchor Steamship Li1ss,
26 Broadway. New York.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Reports by Wireless

BY United States Naval Service
Distance is given in miles. Reports are
dated at noon unless otherwise specifed]
New-York tribune., 1922-04-10
Outgoing Steamships

susquehanna Corp
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
PRIVATE LEASES
nn EAAE0
| ON WYOMING OIL
RESERVE ALLOWED
Objectiors Told Congress Made
Provision for Action
Taken.

Washington, April 23.-Secretary
DENLY Of the navy department and
Acting Secretary Finney, of the inte-
rlor department, responding in joint
letter Saturday on the Kendrick resolu
ton recently passed by the senate, de-
clared that in making contracts for
the opening Of Teapot Dome, naval oil
reserves in Wyoming, to private inter
ests they were acting under the author
ity of congress.
The two department heads added
they were carrying ou the pusa0ses for
which the reserves were created, that
is, mot the sale of oil for commercial
Or other purposes, but the securing of
a reserve of fuel oil for navy pur-
poses.'
The action of the departments, re-
Gently announced by Mr.. DENLY and
Secretary Fall, also was explained in
letter to Representative Mondell,
Of Wyoming, house republican leader;
inquiry made by Mr.. Mondell.
Both letters contained substantially
the same information as in the state
ment recently made public by the in
terror department, with respect to the
contract entered into for development
Of the Teapot Dome by the Mammoth
Oil company. of Delaware, of which
Harry F. Sinclair is president. The
kendrick resolution asked for informa-
ton as to reports that negotiations
were on to lease the Wyoming reserve
to private interests.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
TAKES
BEST EQUIPMENT
To POLAR REGION
Technical Apparatus Loaned
Explorer by Scientific
Societies.

Seattle, April 23-H. V. Sverdrup.
technical expert for the Amundson ex-
pedition, is here from New York with
what is said to be the most complete
equipment Of technical apparatus for
meteorological research ever assembled
for a polar expedition. The equipment
packed in 40 cases was loaned to the
expedition by the Carnegie institute
and Smithsonian institution. the coast
and geodoetic survey and the United
States weather bureau.
DIR. Sverdrup announced that the ex-
pedition would leave Seattle for the
north June /, but was unable to say
definitely when Captain Roald Amund-
son would arrive here. He explained
that Captain Amundson was waiting in
New York for the completion Of the
giant airplane being built in place of
the one wrecked in Pennsy lvania dur
ing his attempted s-continental
flight
Lieutenant .. Dahl. Norwegian naval
aviator, is expected in New York soon.
according to DR.. Sverdrup. to test the
small plane that will be used by the
expedition in polar exploration. Lieu
tenant Dahl will act as pilot of this
plane on the northern. trip.
He will direct the installation of the
radio telephone equipment on the ex-
ploration ship Maud.
The vessel also will be equipped with
radio telegraph.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
Confusion Faces Liar:
NelU Drug Makes User
Tell ONLY the Truth

mine. The only result of cross
examination was to make him re-
1terate his innocence. Smith chal-
lenged his accusers to undergo the
same test. They refused. Smith
was released
'Scopalamine is drug which
tends to break down the inhibi-
nons." explained Everett D. Mar
Tin of New York. who as psycho-
logist. author of The Behaviour
OF Crowds the chairman of the
national board of motion picture
censors. ought to know all about
lnhibitions and their tricky ways.
"A man under the influence of
scopalamine would be more likely
to confess crime But the fact
that he did not would not be proof
enough of his innocence.
1T has thyroid action and is so
dangerous to use that if it isn't
used carefully it will knock the
patient out But why scopala-
mine? Alcohol has a similar eff
feet" DR.. A. A. Brill characterized
its use in criminology as absurd
IF in being accused of crime
you are dosed with this drug and
then questioned" said DIR. Brill
you not only may fail to admit
the truth, but you may confess
yourself guilty Of crimes which
you never committed.
I'm this respect, the action Of
scopalamine is like that. in some
cases. of laughing gas Patients
have accused dentists of beating
them. and have really believed that
the dentists beat them when it was
only laughing gas hallucination.
Still and all. the idea of dropping
a grain of scopalamine into the
turgid depths of a lie and having
it turn the lie instantly into a clear
and liquid truth-this is intrigu-
ing so intriguing that the idea
was put up to the New York dis
trict attorneys office. Assistant
District Attorney Winchell said.
with twinkle in his eye. that he
had never heard of the use of this
drug on prisoners here and he
didn't think the New York criminal
courts would lay in supply of
scopalamine this season.
The homicide bureau. to whom
the Idea was next offered, remark
ed as one man:
What's scopalamine anyway"
and that was that. But oh. If
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
WILL GRADUATE 70
FROM LIBBY HIGH
ON FRIDAY. MAY 19
Class of 1922, Numbering 20, Is
Largest Ever Receiving
Diplomas From School.
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune II
Libby, April 23.-The twelfth annual
commencement of the Libby high school
will be held in the Kootenai theater,
Friday evening, May 10. The class is
the largest ever graduated from the
local school, having 20 members. Pro
fessor Lewis Shines of the law school
of the University of Montana, will de-
liver the commencement address.
The baccalaureate sermon will be
delivered Sunday, May IA. by the Rev.
J. F. Matney of the Methodist church
Under the direction of Herman Ali
son. of the high school faculty, the
senior class are preparing a class play
which will be given sometime the last
week of school
The following are the list of gradu-
ates this year: Force Frank Baney,
John Lindsay Blackford, Mildred Eve
lyn Brooks. Ida lsadore Cummings.
Paul William Curtis, Mabel Ella
Friend Reuben Stanley Hamann
George William Hills. Carlton Edward
.Ioughin. Grace Antoinette kenelty
Kathryn Farnham Korn. Kenneth Ern-
est korn, Minnie Larson. Irene Jacob
son. Charles Henry Rouse. George
Frederick Rouse. Ward Perry Shana-
han. Heloise Vinal, Nellis Agnes Hall.
Karl Rawlings.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
FIND DEAD BODY
Of CONTRACTOR IN
OCEAN At FRISCO
George L. Davis Believed to
Have Been Murdered; Think
Robbery Motive.

San Francisco, April 23.-George L.
Davis, president Of the proposed idaho
Central railroad and widely known
railroad builder and promoter. was
found dead Saturday in the ocean near
Mussel Rocks on the Sanmeito county
shore under circumstances which, the
authorities say, indicate murder.
Davis formerly lived in Grand
Rapids. Mich, and had a wide reputa-
ton as railroad builder. He is re-
ported to have been identified with
the construction of 10 roads. He had
lived in San Francisco for the last
two years. At the time of his death
he was promoter for the proposed
Idaho Central railroad to connect
Wells. Nevada, with Rogerson, Idaho.
Deep scalp wounds and bruises on
the face and knuckles of both hands
indicated Davis had been attacked or
had been in a fight before drowning.
according to Constable s. A. Landini
of Col1na.
After an examination Of the body,
DIR. A. Rankin of DAILY City, Cal.
asserted Davis had met violent
death. Water in the mans lungs, the
physician said, disclosed that he had
been thrown into the water while alive.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
Police Out To Prevent
Folks From Greeting
Semenoff With Nitro
talked about man in New York.

talked about man in New York.
While these things were going on
Palm Beach was moved up to within
10 hours of Manhattan Island. An av-
erage speed Of 13O miles an hour is
plenty. It is plenty, at least, TO bring
passenger seaplane from Palm Beach
to the Columbia Yacht club in four min
utes less than 10 hours despite fog and
storms. When you consider that by
train 1t takes 48 hours, you can see
that flying to Florida is going to make
q hit with the tired but time pressed
man. At that rate he can commute.
It was Florida, by the way. with
thought or so far Arizona, which proved
the undoing of a 16year-old brokers'
messenger this week. The young tel tel
low was sent to the bank with $lzZ,OOU
in securities and cash. He kept about
$500 of the cash and dropped the bag
with $121 900 Of stocks, bonds and
other knicknacks into the East river:
When confronted by an 1o-year- old
chum. to whom he confessed, the lad
said he wanted to travel and this idea
had for the moment been too great a
temptation. He had bought big
knife with a deer's hoof- for handle,
in preparation for cutting grape fruit
uOWu SOuLu OF dlIdlId out "eot.
The point is not much that the boy
knew money could buy things: The
point is that once again. the hard head
ed. cold-hearted New York broker Of
fiction proved himself quite otherwise.
He's so trustful that on his own state
ment he allowed this boy to carry mil
lions of dollars in securities up and
down the street. Scores Of other boys,
hardly in their first long trousers are
being trusted with similar sums every
hour of the working day. The shocked
surprise registered by employers when
one of these boys wakes up to his OPP
portunities is a pretty thing to witness
1t proves what Polly Anna Of an
optimistic soul the average capitalist
really is.
There's the First National Industrial
Tractor show going full tilt out in Long
Island City. A large slice Of New York
is travelling over to the roaring grind
ing exhibit for the fun of watching a
tractor put its shoulder under some
thing the size of the Woolworth tower
and topple it over as easy as you'd up
set the cream pitcher. Or to marvel
at caterpillar in steel moving down
rocks and trees as you'd trample
grass blades-a machine so practical
that it ought in time to supplant the
horse for cross country fox chasing.
1t would take fence in smashing form
and no garage, country club, nor iron
bars, could stop it.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24
BY JESSIE HENDERSON
9sscjal Corrssposdeat Of 1hG Great Fails Trlbuas
CopH1aht 1922 BY Tho Great Falls Tribune.

s,sciaI Corrssposdsat of The Great Fails Trlbuas.
Copyright, 1929. By Tho Great Falls Tribune
New York, April 22.-What with
dashing down to Ludlow street Jail to
holler biting remarks at the Cossack
Semenoff; jumping over to city hall
park for squint at the statue of Civic
virtue, now firmly on its PEDESTAL;
keeping an ear cooked for anything else
Lady Astor might say and an eye out
here via WashingtOn-its been q week
replete with joy and exercise.
Perhaps the largest single segment
of joy was down around Ludlow street,
a segment shared among 5000 Rus
SLAMS who gathered to hiss and cat-caIl
at Semenoff when that Russian general
was released from Jail the other day.
For days the people who disliked
Semenoff because he fought against
the bolsheviki, or because he was a
Russian army officer or because fone
thing and another, had sought vantage
points on roofs overlooking the jail
yard and from these vantage points
had shouted things more vigorous than
cordial whenever the general appeared
for outdoor strolling. At such mo-
ments, the neighborhood sounded like
ball park at the ninth inning. only
more rough.
At last. however, the generals com
plicated affairs were disentangled
enough to permit him to leave the
prison. When this news got around,
the 5000 reighbors crowded all the
cross streets and telegraph poles in
an effort to wish Semencff God
speed. or words to that effect.
Bomb squads formed police lines about
the Semenoff taxicab fearing that
some Of the enthusiasts might say 1t
with nitroglycerine. All went off
satisfactorily, however. including the
general, but it was the sprightIiest
coming out party Ludlow street has
seen for many moon.
Civic virtue came out about the
same time as Semenoff. only there
was no crowd to greet this much dis
6lssed MacMonnies group when at
length it was set up opposite city
hall. So many women's societies had
protested against civic virtue keeninE
his foot upon the two women who
represent temptation that when the
statue came to its pedestal it did so
at late hour on cloudy night
When morning dawned, as the movie
captions say, there stood Virtue con
siderably larger than life. sword in
fist. foot on the ladies and jaw set
ready to meet all comers It's a safe
guess that he's going to be the most
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-24

ony the Dallas pian works out.
If only by slipping bit of scopala-
mine into fathers coffee and ask
ing sharply:
well. where were you last
night when you said you were at
the club-?.' If only by crumbling
a small lump Of it into the fudge
sundae of the stage favorites, then
inquiring innocently:
"Dearie, what really became of
that $4,000 necklace you said
burglar took" If only inserting
a few grains into the. cigarette Of
the lady who is suing for divorce
and then remarking nonchalantly:
What did you say was the
name OF your gentleman friend
who-?"
If only these things become pos
Of it into the sponge cake and
then wondering easily:
Clarence, l wonder whatever
became Of that girl with the blonde
hair-2" All, well.
If ony these things become pos
sible, how very much simpler life
will be and at the same time how
very much more complex.