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The Washington times., 1922-12-10
Shakespeare Completes With
0irIie show-vaudeviIIe and
Film Houses Presenting
Great Array Of Programs
Distinctive for Quality.

3.
Great Array Of Programs
Distinctive for Quality.
The feature is his Santa Claus
character. Other acts on the pro.
gram include Harry Edwards and
Carrie Allen In "A Tune and
Dance Capsule;" Olive May and
Jack Hill in Stolen Kisses:
James Mccormack and Eleanor
Irving in Telling the TRUTH
and Joe De Koe and his troupe
of aerobats and tumblers. who
have just finished their engage
ment at the New York Hippo.
drome.
The feature photoplay attrac-
. tion. Oliver Morosco's "The Half
Breed" is one Of the many large
film features that the Strand man.
agement has booked for the sea-
son. Wheeler pakman is the star
GAYETY--James Z. cooper's big
Keep Smiling" company opens
this afternoon Rt the Gayety The
ater for a weeks engagement.
This, attraction comes with the
reputation of being desikned main.
ly for laughing purposes. although
a wealth Of tuneful numbers and
"peppy" dances will be scattered
through it's action. In all there
will be seventeen musical num-
bers. Bert Lahr, eccentric come.
dian, is the featured number Of
the cast. Harry Kay will be his
first mate in funmaking. The
Three Jolly Bachelors, a trio OF
harmonists. play leading numbers
when they are not singing AZ
specialists or leads. Lillian Rock.
ley h the prima donna: Miss
Barry Melton will play the part
Of dark devilish adventures"
Mersidies, the soubrette, and EN-
lily Dyer, ingenue. Then. too.
there will be Mile. Florette, dainty
contortionist. .-
COSMOS-The curiosity excited
by the title Of the Cosmos Theater's
leading feature beginning tomor-
row. "'The Future of the Ad."
which will be presented by the
.Kokin Company, can be
satisfied only to the extent Of the
advance description; that It is
pretentious offering Of novel
songs and dances, by an excep-
tional company. The other fea-
ture will present the Mistellis In
a novel musical offering present
ing a great variety Of melodies.
Others will include the Ameri-
can Comedy Four, Billy Boyer.
Fred Norbeck. Oscar Gardner and
Al Campbell, in harmonies: Ethel
McDonough and Company In Ne
vile Fieeson's comedy, "Milady's
Busy Day. Knights Roosters.
novelty, in "Fowl Play" and the
team of Cameron and Callow In q
Scottish speciality.
The picture feature win pre-
sent Lois Wilson in Broad Day
light" -
RIALTo-Presehtins q remark.
able cast Of stage and screen &C.
lebrities headed by Lionel Barry
more, seena Owens. Lowell sher-
man and Mary MacLaren. "The
Face In the Fog." Boston
Blackie" story by John Boyle,sand
distributed by Paramount Pic
The Washington times., 1922-12-10

x oI1AkAoNNS-NN w AVS SSSAbS SSee<Ss
as feature comedian, the dainty
Courtney sisters and Mile. Anna
codee as supporting principals
and . company Of fifty people,
Troubles Of 1922" shubsrt
vaudeville unit, opens q weeks
engagement at the shubert- -BeiasI
co this afternoon. T
Troubles has q connected
story founded upon the ups and
downs of q young dreamer from
New York's East Side. wh6 had
ambitions Ia produce play.
Fay and Florence Courtney in
their singing speciality. head the
vaudeville program. Mile. Anne
codee,, assisted by Frank orth.
have q new comedy diversion
which features her inimitable
clownfng: jed Dooiey and com
pany win be seen in . versatile
Offering: Gertrude Hayes. jr. in
q bright speciality, while the Ultra
String Quartstte, Jack Edwards
and Dolly Manuel. Sam Bennett
and Ann Lovenwirth complsts
the bill --
STRAND There Il an abund-
ancs Of comedy IA the vaudeville
hill that opens IT, engagement Il
the Strand today. TO- c6ntinus
throughout the entire week.
Leading this exceptional bin IL
Little Lord Robert. the dean Of
Inliputian entsrtainsrs, ana he
offers several character imprss-
sions q his ,parts sefl the program,
The Washington times., 1922-12-10

~ HOUTERS for the excel
- lence of American products
~ viii hail the challenge is
sued by Barbara La Marr. in
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
A Robber Tariff.

According to the Democratic mem
bers of the Senate Finance Commit
tee the proposed new Tariff will cost
theilpeople of the United States be-
tween three and four billion dollars in
higher prices, of which the Govern
ment will collect only a tithe in reve-
nue.. Why are we to pay this tax to
manufacturers? Because, the Re-
publicans claim, only so can Ameri-
can industry be restored to health.
Toiprove their case they have taken
figures Of low cost of production, es-
pecially in Germany, which the Dem
ocrats now point out are old and mis-
represent the present situation. Our
markets are not flooded with foreign
products; our imports in 1921 were
only about four per cent Of our total
production and our exports were
seven per cent. We are told that
without higher tariff, indust-
ries like the manufacture of hosiery
and knit goods will be ruined. Yet
the United States exported foNr, times
as much hosiery and knit goods as il
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17

imported. Who are the benefciaries
of these new duties? Not infant in
dustries" but some Of the worst trusts
in America. Senator Simmons quoted
n debate letter from a clothing
s,alesman charging that the American
Woolen Company had already raised
it's prices from 10 cents to As cents pei
yard in anticipation Of the new tariff,
This is the company which in 1918
made profits of 100 per cent under the
present tariff and, having doubled its
capital stock out of war profits, man
aged in 1921 to earn 8 ga Per cent on
this inflated capital. No wonder the
Fair Tariff League has been assur-
ing farmers, that for every dollar the
more fortunate of them will gain by
the new tariff as producers they viii
lose five as consumers Nation.
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
LIVING CONDITIONS IN MINE
TOWNS DESCRIBED. WAGE
SCALE ANALYZED.

SOME COAL FACTS Wages and
Living Conditions.
This is the second Of series Of four
articles written by Mr.. j. a. III. Hop
5kins, Executive Chairman Of the COM
sMITTEE Of 48, for the National Bu-
.reau OF Information and Education.
These articles are based upon personal
investigation by Mr.. Hopkins.
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
Wednesday, May II, 1922.
Vacations.

During these days Of financial anc
economic stress when everyone is Ia.
boring under high pressure, we are re.
alizing more than ever before the rea
necessity of vacation. There comes
atime when it is proper to take a rest
time when the trials and worries ac.
companying the successful conduct,
ing of your business should be. cast a.
side and completely forgotten for 8
while. -..
1t doesn't matter whether you go tc
the seashore, the farms, the noun.
tains, the prairies, or only stay at
home in the way of the housewife
but get away from business and forget
it all. Let that mind free itself Of
worries, let those tired muscles re-
lax,-get sted,-get some pep into
your system and come back to work
feeling like new man.
If you live in a state without lakes
come to Minnesota. If you live in
Minnesota-go to one of our lakes
If you live on lake in Minnesota
get away from that one and go to an
other one. We have ten thousand
lakes in Minnesota, and they are well
coming you. No place in the world is
better able to fulfill your every desire
for vacation than this great state OF
ours. Fishing, swimming, boating,
canoeing, camping, touring, hunting
everything your heart can wish for in
the way of recreation.
Come to Minnesota on your vacation!
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
DON'T STOP.

If you stop to find out aUhat your acages
will be
And how they will clothe and fee0
u....,. you, .-,..
Willie; ny SON, don't you go on the sea-
For the sea wiU never need you.
If you ask for the reason of every COM
mand
And argue acith people about you,
Willie, my son, don't you go on the
land,
For the land amU do better OithoM you
If you stop to consider the work goa
n have done
And to boast What your labor Is
-.. worth, dear,
Angels may come for you, Willie, ml
son!
But you'l never be wanted on eartl
dear!
-Rudyard KipHng
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
Who Said Business Isn't Looking

Better! f>
If you meet a pessimist on the out
look, ask him what trade barometer
he has been watching. Has he failed
to note the advances in wheat and
corn and livestock, the high and very
firm prices in cotton, the increased
production in steel, the improvement
in foreign exchange, the shrinkage in
the number of idle railway cars, the
easy money available everywhere,
the reports of increased construction
throughout the country, the pro-
nounced advance in stocks listed on
the New York Stock Exchange, the
Dun and Bradstreet reports of better
business outlook-all with the pros
poets of new farm crop to be raised
at the lowest cost for several years.
How can anyone observe such trade
barometers and remain doubtful a.
bout better business ahead?' We are
coming into at least good business.
The man who delays getting started,
the man who doesn't put his house in
order and get some stock on hand to
do business with will be left way back
in the dust. Now is the time to
spread optimism. Business is good
and it's going to be better. Every
body boost for a bigger and better
year.-Empeco Paper Meas.
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17

vided the operators will abolish the
entire checking system, but the oper-
ators have SO far refused this offer.
Nevertheless, an acceptance Of this
proposition would certainly eliminate
a great deal Of unnecessary friction.
The above fairly covers, in a general
way, the errors and injustices involved
in the present system SO far as they re-
late to the living conditions and wage
scale Of the miners, and the relation
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
SOCIAL EVENTS

St. Rita Court, Catholic daughters
of America, entertained their mem.
bers. at five hundred party last
Tuesday evening at the Catholic
School House. Cards were played al
thirty-fve tables.
A most enjoyable evening was
spent at the Albert Nenno home Sun
day when a number of relatives and
friends came to help him celebrate
his birthday anniversary. Five hun
dred was played at which prizes were
awarded as follows: Mrs. Bertha Vo-
gel, ladies' high; Mrs. Jack Bradley,
second high; Henry Kunz, gents high;
Arthur Miller, second high and Mrs.
Frank KALI, low score. A two-course
luncheon was served.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Mauch enter
tanned large group Of guests at their
home on North Washington Street
Sunday evening at five hundred.
Cards were played at nine tables, Mr..
Fred Dehn, Miss Sophia Kuehn, and
Mrs. Henry Schultz and Mr.. Herbert
Dehn were awarded honors. At the
close Of the card game luncheon was
served.
ss Mrs. Al. Johnson and Mrs. Henry
r. Schrader entertained at the formers
home last Friday afternoon. A social
afternoon was spent and at five O. clock
a two course luncheon was served te
twenty guests.
Mrs. William Ruemke, residing on
North Minnesota street was hostess
to a small group Of friends last eve
ming in honor Of her birthday anniver-
sary. Five hundred was played al
three tables and following the game, a
luncheon was served.
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17
Business as Usual.

A Hebrew and an Irishman were
fishing in separate boats some distance
apart. The 1rishman got bite, and
was so nervous that he fell out Of his
boat. He sank twice, and as he came
up the second time, the Hebrew rowed
over and called out: Mister, can
have your boat if you don't come up
again?'
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17

III Mrs. G. w. Miller, who was elected
lay delegate Of the First Congregations
al Church Of this city, attended the
State conference held on Monday,
Tuesday and today at Duluth. Rev.
81. F. Wheeler is also delegate.
New Ulm review., 1922-05-17

which these questions bear to the eff
ciency Of the industry and to the just
demands Of the operatives and the
public My next article will take up
the question OF the operators demands,
and the fundamental requirements
upon, which we must necessarily base
our constructive suggestions.
ia. Hopkins,
Executive Chairman, Committee of As.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

theories. However. thsy appear IN the
region Of the milky way. . region
characterised BY stars possessing low
velocisiss.
II also appears that the velocity
required TO carry . body entirely out
OF IN. solar system never 20 come
back is,not quite az great as for the
old theory. According 20 the old
theory an object failing from very
remote distance In space would travel
In a psraboia. q form Of curve which
never crosses itself. while. according
70 tho new theory one Of the pos
.lhis paths could cross itself and
form n ioop~d shape figure.
Another peculiar orb, possible &C
cordlnx 20 tho new theory. 10 . spiral
which winds snwards like a clock
spring and approaches as the final
form Of It's patch . circle OF definite
radius.
whether or not the EInsssin theory
Of relatively IL In course Of time dis
proved. remains 20 h. seen. II may
be confessed that many astronomer.
would greet with sincere relief posl.
tive evidence that II was all untrue.
However. the theory has gained a
formidable place in present scientific
thought. and \. being used 10 recon.
clic at the same time the features
respecting thu movements OF heaven.
iy bodies and the vibrations Of the
ciec'rons which 20 20 make up the
tiny atoms Of matter. and the pc
culiar and weird conceptions Of mo.
ton. time and space may actually
represent tho universe in which we
live.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
SCIENCE
Worlds End Coming?
Einstein Upsets Ideas.
Astronomers Interested
Various Orbits.

Ever sinos !, became known that
the earth Is round. and rsvolvsd
about the sun. the human mind has
asked thu anxious question. win
the earth ever fall into the sum-
There has also always been tho ap-
prshsnsion that soms visitor would
come piunging In from space and re-
arrange the present solar system In
a fashion which win slimlnate man
and all Of his works.
Mathematical studies made In the
past have been reassursng. but the
perennial millenniallsfs are now
more justified In predicting doom
than they were In the past. says
Science News Bulletin.
According 20 the new theory. n
two bodies. a large and n small one,
were present In space. instead Of
always moving In slllpses and never
coming ia contact. they would under
certain conditions collide. and this
would take place even II the sizes
OF the bodies were reduced until they
we're mere points. Likewise. similar
changes must be considered where
more than two bodies ara concerned.
n- for instance our own group Of
the sun and planets. and collisions
may take place. The paths along
which such collisions occur are
called captured orbits.
In tho case Of the earth the veioc.
ity IL too great for n captured orbit.
II It's present velocity were reduced
TO about 20 feet a second. tho earth
would move along a path passing
thru tho center Of the sun. This II
1880 Of tho present velocity.
This theory showing that collisions
may occur has an important bearing
on the subject OF new stars. which
now and then hlaz. forth IN tho sky.
Their cause has always been mys.
terry. they occur far too frequently
random collisions TO which they
would be limited by the older
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
@,nsae~M:ae~v

they defend an argument In favor OF
our government handling liquors. as
il done by our sister country.
over Labor day stayed al an Inn
Al white Rock. Is. g. or course. We
know there tho government only
should handle the hale Of liquors. ~
this inn one Of the men IN our crowd
ordered four bottles Of beer. and they
we're brought up without any hest
fancy. Tho next morning a man
called NJ our door and told my hus-
band he had just been out and had a
glass OF whisky, which they were
selling al 80 cents per glass.
I came back from British Colun-
bia with more hatred than ever
against liquor. and hope u will
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
We Are Buying an EN- pire

Zone million six hundred and fifty thousand dollars OF
the loan to Liberia will 60 TO bankers in New York
So says Senator Borah. The Harding administration
which in protest against foreign arrangements
is getting entangled in the Old World .
We are buying empire, year by year buylng IL
mainly not for the people of the United States but so
that our millionaires make money out of it.
Liberia in Africa under American suzerainy'
We shall control Liberia thru our control OF her tnaees
Our colonies are Hawaii the Virgin Islands. Porto
Rico and the Philippines We do not conceal our RUE
them.
We control Haiti Santo Domingo and Panama.
We dominate Nicaragua-to hold another canal route
We intervene in the government of Cuba-dictate her
internal legislation
Bolivia the third country In size In South America.
has yielded control Of her revenues to commission Oh
three two of whom Americans and American bankers
have Just made her loan Of S2400000O And there are
railway concessions OIL mines and great richness there
To these items add that Paraguay and Peru have imam
cia advisers recommended by department of state
Be big brother to them? Yes. But we are now on
Europe. -,
We may lift skeptica eyebrow when we hear admin
sfraton leaders like little Senator Lodge declaring
against foreign entangements"
When il comes TO doing our plain moral duty as 'he
natural leader among nations, OF his cahpre are
ready to faint But they there with the bells on
when they hear the call of the dollar and the buganoo
of sforegn entangements mets away to little less
than nothing.
Your luck may has two states arguing
which shall hang him.
convictions but bceerress have the
OF their acquttals
young spent her hide spends all fall
hiding
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

s,,is. We would soon have the mos,
wonderful city from the Pacific 10
the Atlantic.
Our punishment for these offsnsss
u too lnconsequsnsisi. what do thee
unsp~ahahls iecherr care for paying
q small finsf They can soon resume
their soui.dsstToysnx business on
tho most precious possessions OF our
country. our boys and girls.
n our personal property we're
threatened with destruction. a. The
youth Of our country. NO would all
rise up In Indignation. A. u II. We
sit passivsiy BY and let these dannA-
bic men and often women place the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
Coz. Harris Budget Lam

Governor Hart has had another bright idea
He says he isn't going to propose any budget law
with teeth in it-that is, providing penalties for
travagant offcials-as he had promised.
Instead. he's going to make it impossible for the
various state departments to exceed their budgesby
putting them allowance basis and insructing the
state auditor not to issue warrants in Of their
allowances.
Sounds fine, but
Ever hear of husband who put his wife al
lowance basis
And then found out that she'd up bills In every de-
partment store in town?
Having twodoiar bill bad luck but having
than that
wives think their duty to play bridge and Bridget
janisor: You fire when ready. Gdley-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

future Of America IN jeopardy.
We could well take n lesson from
Japan. There n Is the death penalty
for anyone caught traffiesing In Cpl
ater.
Give US this law IN the United
States, congressman at Washington.
We have just read In the last few
days that In the regainsd Turkish
territory all bars have been closed
and all alcoholic beverages confiscat'
ed by tho government. that nothing
bu, water will be drunk in the Turk
ish realm. while In our country. nc.
credited with being the most en-.
iightened In the world. we have peo.
pie whose minds arc 80 groveiing
that every opportunity they have
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

Editor The star:
Stay with H. Mayor Brown and
Chief severyns
I have lived in ssatiis five yesrs.
and | thank God that AZ las, ws have
a fearless chief Of police and q mayor
with a backbone Instead Of . csrtiI-
aginous substance.
You have not only won more stni-
ration from friends. hu, your enc.
ME. are looking on In appreciation.
aifho saying that the Job IL 90 big
that you haven't either one the nerve
70 keep u up.
II drugs and alcoholic beverages
could b wiped from the city es Sc
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

s'VW sha gre~. not only in my mind.
eu' ~ the minds Of all American.
th"i somswhsrs in the very 49,. =.
'a'' 81 thoughts Of restoring n.
'ais o. liquors to legality may ). en-.
tirsiy abandoned.
CO., us sivs Mayor Brown ara
~ ~, a.Fsrsns our oo-opsrativ. rup.
port ~ you approve Of thslr ,e,.y.
Here's hoping they mat. u
for these law breakers ina, o. ~ 10. 10y
think - f. right here ~ ~ as
a's; s 4, -. ~ make their names Der.
tory. JESSIE REED LARsoS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
LAHERCt tie Ss EIlNR
Penalty for Blind" Motorists

doubles onto said member. preferably
from center or wrong side Of road
way. The noss of the death ar'is'
ought 20 be tho target. AZ. by un.
hitching or bending same. he would
suffer least real damage. he or abe
no, using their syesight for any HUI
man purpose that can be ascertainef.
J. JUHTCs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
Brain Testers

Cut off my tail and set II NJ my
head and wha, was an island will be.
como little bear. What was tho Is.
land7
Yesterdays answer. Read back.
ward. and you will get this rhyme:
Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fino lady ride on a gray
horse:
Rings on her fingers and bells on
her toes.
she shall have music wherever she
Roesi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
A Bootlegger's Bright Idea

The ''bootIeggers' curb market" in New York city,
where hooch dispensed in lots ship loads moves
from its old location Mulberry Bend to somewhere in
the vicinity of Broadway and West 40h Rum seuths are
seeking the exact address.
bootlegger in West Virginia oil town figured out
system that made it unnecessary for him move for
some time When he sold drink he made the customer
buy two and sell back. Then the customer auto
maticaly became bootegger officer not So
he thought. The courts thought otherwise.
weekly published
Wala Wai recently
wa. full
for prohibition.
8. he
November IL?
spent feeling bad Il time
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05

ftltur the Stnrs
IL seems 20 us that the act of Mr.
Hobaon. conductor. In hurting a load.
ed bottle at a speedcr IL very com.
mendabis.
Have long wished . club could be
formed. each member OF which ha-
bituaily carried worn.out or muse
81 watch. same 10 DO In readiness as
soon as the he or shc.eannlbai
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
What Makes an Indian?
Why is an Indian

Why Is an INDIAN!
Two American hunters just back from the Cassiars.
the range Of mountains that forms a fence between
British Columbia and Alaska. discovered day out on
the march thru this region inhabited almost solely by
bears wolves mountain lions and caribou that they had
forgotten matches.
Johnny Quash. aged 2. thereupon sent back by
his Indian uncle of the guides to buy few boxes
and trail back after the party The hunters proceeded
over trackess country, up mountains and down. thru
forest and muskeg and winding valleys.
At midnight the third day, Johnny IL, hatess,
unarmed and alone walked into camp with the matches.
Before daylight he started back for home, alone.
Reckon that's what makes Indian
JsAn vhns shaking sAsv ns 10 ysur
mex
my VIVA 18th \ 0sss thinks h what
- did
what makes seeing ioafng
No Is . reckless driver~' convention.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-05
Even the Interchangeable Chances

The philosopher who said that nothing is eternal
except change would be interested in this:
England like Uncle SAM keeps standards or models If
weights and supposedly absolutely accurate
Now it discovers that the standard British yard stored
in sealed box for 80 years. has grown tenthousandth
Of inch
are unable to explain why the standard British pound
made of platinum has gained nearly three grains in
weight
me Of bv
BY
In Connersvine Ind Chinese
condensed milk
young Now that ,be IL IA
be
The ends when the begins.