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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
AMERICAN ROYALTY.

theoretically America has no royalty.
Practically an aristocracy is building up
and steadily increasing in popularity
At Kansas City late in November the
American Royal Live Stock Show will
hold its 9th annual exhibit. All the
kings and queens and royal families of
American stockholm will be. represented
There are to be prize beef and milch
cattle en- view The horse shows are ex-
pected to outrival those of New York or
Chicago. Swine and poultry will be in
Guided this year for the first time. About
go prize sheep are entered.
Students from state agricultural col
Icgcs all over the country will be sent 10
the show to study the exhibits. help in
the judging and get all the information
they can on the breeding of fine stock
and the difficult business of keeping the
breeds good and still unweakened by too
much inbreeding-a fault which the
titled among human kind have largely
forgotten to guard against.
This is sort of royalty which it pays
a democracy to develop. If equal pains
had been taken in raising the human
family to combine the highest physical
perfection with the finest qualities for
service. history would have been differ
cnt.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
.TURDAY. NOVEMBER is. 1922
FOREIGN TNSOLENCE.

The Hon. John William Fortescue,
president of the Royal Historical So
ciety of England, had been invited to adj
dress the West Point cadets on Armistice
day. The invitation was recalled, by
order of secretary of war Secretary
Weeks based his action on a recent book
written by Mr.. Fortescue in which oc-
ours this statement. among many deroga-
tory to the United States:
Americans esteem a good bargain,
even if gained by dishonorable means, to
mark the highest form of ability. The
United States cannot engage in any form
of competition with us, from athletics to
diplomacy. without using foul play.
They must win. if not by fair skill then
by prearranged trickery. or violence: if
not by open negotiations. then by garbled
maps and forged documents. There is
the fact. 1t may be unpleasant but it
cannot be denied"
1t is unpleasant, and it is denied The
American people win rise up as one man
and deny it. The Hon. John William is
entitled to hold such opinions, though
they are certainly curious opinions for
4 president of historical society. But
certainly any foreigner holding them has
no business addressing any representa-
tive body of American youths, especially
army cadets. Americans are VIGOROUSLY
tolerant of foreign lecturers, but the line
must be drawn somewhere.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Today Events

The Oath annual American Royal
Live Stock show will be opened in Kan
sas City today, to continue for one week.
4 Merchants and Manufacturers In
dustrial and Trade show will be opened
1T Redlands Cal, today for weeks en-
gagement.
\ memorial service will be held in
London today for Cen Frederick s.
Maude. the captor of Bagdad, on the
fifth anniversary of his death.
Representatives of commercial organ
izations throughout the United States
will assemble in Chicago today to attend
the 10Th annual convention of the South
ern Commercial congress.
Senator's and representatives. incIud-
ing yictors and vanquished in the re
cent elections. will gather in Washing
ton today in anticipation of the opening
On Monday of the special session of the
9th congress, the conclusion of which
will turn many of its members back into
private life.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Library News
New Fiction.


Command. by William McFee--A
story of the Mediterranean ports and
British seafaring men.
Whelps of the Wolf. by George Marsh
A story of the Hudson Bay company:
of the Young trapper Jean Marcel and
his faithful husky" Fleur.
Skyline of Spruce. BY Edison Marshall.
A story of the wilds of the Carbon
Range in British Columbia, and the adj
ventures of Ben Darby and his friend.
Ezra Melville who have gone there to
take up mining claim.
Fair Harbor. by Joseph G.. Lincoln
The story of retired sea captain. who
becomes the manager of Fair Harbor. 2
home for wives, sisters and daughters of
followers of the sea. Here is situa-
ton of many humorous possibilities.
Tale of Triona, by William j. Locke.
Another delightful romance by the
author of The Beloved Vagabond.
Five Nights at the Five Pines, by
Avery Gaul-A good mystery story with
the scene laid on Cape Cod.
December Love, by II. 5. Hichens.-A
story of life in London.
This Freedom. by A. S. NJ. Hutehin.
son.-The new novel by the author of
If Winter Comes, tracing the develop
ment of Resale, the successful business
woman. Many will consider the last
part of the story unnecessarily unhappy.
Cappy Kicks Retires, by Peter Il.
kyne.-A sequel TO Cappy Kicks, III
which the kindly hero still oversees the
shipping game.
Peregrine's Progress, by Jeffery Far
nol.--The adventures of an English lad
Peregrin Nereker, who ran away from
home at the age of 10. Several of the
characters of The Broad Highway APP
pear in this novel.
Rough-hewn, by Mrs. Dorothy. Can
field Fisher.-Instead of being a sequel
to The trimming Gun Mrs Fishers last
novel takes the hero and heroine of that
novel and gives us the stories of their
early lives. one in France and the other
in the United States.
Ravensdene Court, by J. S. Fletcher.
The latest Fletcher mystery story.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
The Park Ave. News

Ine 1dTk ave. news
Spoarts. It was Pubs Simkinses
berthday last Wensday, amung those CIV
ing him 10 fearse punches all their mite
10 show their friendship being Skinny
Martin, Benny Potts. Artie Alexander,
Reddy Merry and Sid Hunt Pubs
'Simkins being still mad about il and
saying he wishes he had gave a berth
day party SO he could of took back their
invitations.
Sissiety-Mr Sam Cross and Miss
Mary Watkins was saw coming out of
the Little Grand moving picktures last
Sattiday AFTERNOON, Mr.. Cross having a
satisfied Impression but it was found out
Afterwards that Miss Watkins paid half
of her own way in.
Poem by Skinny Martin
Sides to Every Question.
I wouldent wunt to be North Pole boy,
Their life is proberly hard
All that. snow is all rite for snow balls
But how about shovelling it out of the
yard?
Intristing Facks About Intristing Pee
pie. Lew Davis is part Frentch and
part Scotch and part Germin but often
he don't even speek good English.
All sorts of packages carried mcleod
ing medium heavy SCOT cases and small
empty trunks. Rates according. The
Lew Davis and Ed Wernick Moving Co.
ADVERTISEMENT
Lost and Found-Nuthing.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

The Reforrner Is on sale every evening By
the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattieboro News Co.. C w.
cleveland, s. L Purintou este gviilel,
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News.
stand, Gilbert J. Pollica, 80 South Main ST.
(Fort Drummer district.
West Brattleboro, J. L. StockweIi.
East Dummerston, M. E Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williams.
Newfane, n. nj. Batcheider.
West Townshend, c. II. Grout,
jamaica, r. ]. Daggett.
South Londonderry. F. H. Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Buffum.
Hinsdsle, n. h. w. II. LYMAN.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co.
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Member of The Associated Press
TO ADVERTISERS.

Transient advertising-Run of paper. so
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Space rates on application.
Classified advertisements-Five cents a line
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copy. Minimum charge 20 cents. Cash with
order.
Reading Nottces-Twcnty cents per line
first insertion with 50 per cent discount for
each subsequent insertion without change Of
copy. Reading notices are published at foot
Of local items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

With the growing popularity and the
moderate price OF talking" dolls postal
clerks and mail carriers are quite likely,
especially around the holiday season, TO
have experiences similar to that of a
rural delivery man in Athol, Mass. Last
Wednesday this mail carrier picked up
a package from his wagon and was con-
siderably startled to hear a cry of ma
ma" coming from it. He hastily de-
livered the bundle and was relieved to
find it contained one of the "new-fan-
sled'' dolls instead of a real live infant
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Polygamy is a costly luxury in Turkey
nowadays and not more than per cent
of the male population indulge in it. In
many cases. when Turk marries, the
parents of the bride insist on his signing
a clause in the contract undertaking not
to marry a second wife so long as his
first wife is alive and undivorced
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
TenderilearfS.

How could you do SO meana deed"
Cried tender Mrs. Bass;
1T fairly makes my soft heart bleed
To see you cut the grass"
Ann Arbor Times News.
The tender hearted Dolly Dream
Said, Have a heart / beg
Oh. mother do not whip that cream.
And please don't beat that egg.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Oh, dear Petunia exclaimed,
| cannot stand the shock
OF seeing Ez and Tulip
Stand and punch the clock"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Todas,s BIRTHDAYS.

RI. Rev Michael j. Gallagher. Catho-
lie bishop of Detroit, born at Auburn,
Mich 30 years ago today.
Walter s. Allward. designer of the
great Canadian memorial at Ypres, born
in Toronto. 46 years ago today.
Elizabeth NJ Gilmer ("Dorothy Dix !,
well-known writer, born in Montgomery
county. Tenn. 81 years ago today.
Amellita Galli-Curci, famous soprano
of the Metropolitan Opera company
born in Milan, Italy, 33 years ago today.
Leslie Mann, outfelder of the st.
Louis National league baseball team,
born at Lincoln, Neb., 81 years ago to-
day
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
A "Petticoat FURRY"
(Rutland Herald

Orleans county also had its little petit
coat furry in the town of Albany. Mrs.
Alice Rowell being defeated by Demo
crat with the aid of Republican votes.
Yes. girls. it happens in the best regu-
lated elections.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Wednesday, has had to be postponed be-
cause it conflicts with the debut of Miss
Abby Rockefeller, daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. John d. Rockefeller, jr. What's
the debut of u mere church when it in
terferes with that of a society heiress?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
From Here and There.

Belah JehOvitz whirled around in the
Hub Monday .-Eastford.
Hugh George spent Sunday afternoon
talking to Miss Bertha Brown.-Spring
Creek
When the home brew joint was hunted
down in Kreamer's addition. they found
Cal Crumrine passing out the cider.-
Jewell
Miss Ethel Willis had the misfortune
of getting one of her new shoes torn up
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS

II is the aim of the management 10 assure
efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night. and it solcits the cooperation of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports
should be gwen Of each failure TO receive the
paper on the morning following the mission,
in person, by telephone or postal card. thus
enabling the cause of the error 20 be promptly
a nd accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy Immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher secure the de-
sired service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Something to BE Thankful For.
BARRE Times.)

Looking ahead to Thanksgiving, one
may put his finger on the statement of
Federal Fuel Distributor Spens TO the
effect that the danger of coal famine is
past, as strong reason why the people
of these northern regions should give
thanks fervently on Nov. 30. The early
touch of winter brought home something
OF the realization of what a whole winter
might be with fuel so scarce as TO be I'M
available for everyone.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
An Editor Can't Be Too Careful

We regret to note that the Index has
suspended. Several weeks ago Fred ALI
sop. the editor, ran the Ten Command
ments on the editorial page one issue
and the advertisers took il as personal
matter and discontinued all advertising.
---Arkansaw Thomas Cat.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

ents in such way that it makes new
flesh and strength, soothca the breathing
passages. and helps to drive of poison
Gus waste matter
II does its work without narcotics or
stimulants 50 it IS safe for children as
well as older people. -Advertisement.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

1t may be adding insult TO injury to
tell the few remaining anti-suffrage
males that test in New York showed
women using fl seconds less than men
to cast their ballots.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Elections used TO be affirmative; now
they are mostly negative. Instead of
voting for candidates and platforms they
like, people vote. against those they dis
like
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Teday's Anniversaries.

1T55-The most violent shock of earth
quake ever Known in New Eng
land occurred.
l7S9-Louis ]. NJ. Daguerre, inventor
of the daguerreotype and chief
pioneer in the art of Photography,
born in France. Died there July
10. 1851.
IS32-Adolf Erik Nordenskjeld, the
Arctic explorer who was the first
to find the Northeast passage.
born in Finland Died Aug. II,
1901.
1ST2-Adelaide Nelson made her Inner
lean debut in New York.
1SS6--Chester A. Arthur. Dist president
of the United States. died in New
York city. Born at Fairfield, VT,
Oct 5. 1880.
1S9T-Canadian cabinet decided to send
a commission to Washington for
the settlement of disputed ques-
tons.
191S-Supreme court of the United
States declined to review the case
of Thomas Mooney. convicted in
the San Francisco bomb outrage.
1919-Spot otton brought one dollar a
pound at Jackson, Miss.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Those White House Misunderstanding
bouts are rather one-sided affairs. AT
the one of last Wednesday, President
Harding had to meet / ,45O hands with
only one p
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Hymns of Hate.

| hate my wooden underwear,
I'm mad enough 70 bawl!
1t itches here. it itches there!
The darned itch seems TO crawl!
And when / start TO scratch somewhere,
That amt the place at, all!
Borrowed.
/ hate my wooden stockings
Though they're the thing they tell
Despite their fancy clockings
They make me itch like-everything,
And when T., oh. of course.
if you object Petunia, / won't finish II.
20. o. o.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

may not appear
this wear. they
urge the great
est caution.
Colds should
be treate d
promptly. The
power of resist
ance should be
( ept normal.
For both these
purposes Father
Johns Ned
cine has great
value. The basis
of Z at h er
Johns VI e d l.
cine is cod liver
oil scientifically
prepared with
other Iu0Fp4tl-
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Roger Babson forecasts that We are
to pay less for clothes and more for auto
mobiles next year. It's encouraging TO
know ahead of time that there's going
to be 4 saving somewhere to apply on
the car.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Another Industrial Strike ANerted.

Film Payne was a caller Mo pday and
said that he and Len Boulton thought
they would have a long strike vacation
but the sawmiII met their. de mands.-
Mud Greek correspondence.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

If you ever feel like pulling the tele-
phone from the wall and throwing it at
Central, don't do it. The Mount Holly
man who tried it the other day had to
pay so. and costs.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Why Interest Conferred Around the
Bridesmaid.
4 pretty wedding occurred Wednes-
day at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Z. l..
McColloum when their daughter Helen
Lilly. was given in marriage to Mr.. Ray
o. Lamb. The bride wore a gown of
dark blue charmeuse satin and carried a
shower bouquet of roses. The brides
maid wore q bouquet of Russell roses.
Boone News Republican.
IF the old-fashioned lady who wore n
coil of wire around her waist and called
it a hustle, or around her head and
called it rat. should attend radio con-
cert, would she be a breadcasting or a
receiving station?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

One man blows out the gas and kills
himself. Another steps on it and kills
somebody else.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
0ne War AGO Today.

President Harding proclaimed peace
with Austria.
Thirteen Mexican revolutioniSts killed
in battle in lower California.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Sunday morning by a puppy.-Fearing
Clark Chamberlain gave his sporty
racing car coat of paint this week and
il looks good. Clark's gasoline tank holds
about 80 galloDs-Eanover.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
CLIPPINGS
With Now a Comment and Then
Only a Caption

Headline: Bitten by an insect 81
years ago Suffers great pain now. !"
Sounds like the first attack of the presi-
Dental bee on Bill Bryan.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
VERMONT NEWS.

The value of Rutland real estate. ac-
cording to the quadrennial appraisal. is
IS. 74S,9 25 or $3.50 145 greater than last
year. The appraisal made will stand
for three years. The increase is approx
mately FIVE and one-half per cent
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Ezra: Il once knew a mas1 that
stayed home with his wife every night
for thirty years"
Tulip: "Ah, that's love-
Ezra: mo, that's paralysis"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
GRIP THREATENS
INFLUENZA SEASON At HAND
Take Every Precaution Now

This is the influenza season.
y few cases have already made their
appearance, and although doctors believe
that the epidemic of the past few years
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

Twelve days more and we'll be talkinl
turkey-and some will gobble. "
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Tsking Away His Only Recreation.

Old Man Douthirt says if they do go
to wearing long skirts again. he amt
got nothing TO live FORK. C. journal.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Obituary.

The old mince pie
OF days gone by
Has went.
It's day is done
1t could not run
On half of one
Per cent.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Copyright by George Matthew Adams

YOU shall have them for so, my little old
man, you resemble our good NJ. elem
encpau.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
PAID FOR.

with greater us do they
silver doodad here and there see
sublime creditors
along 1t
but so strike
to the
find climbing
has cylinders all
bliss And
what Of
bliss mortal KNOWS IN MS ne
no man a
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
In the DAYS News.

Few modern statesmen are the subject
of 50 many good stories as III. Clemen-
ceau, the famous wartime premier of
France, who has just arrived in Amer
lea Here is one of the latest:
One day recently he went round the
street markets OF Paris testing prices,
following his usual habit of seeing things
for himself Asking an old woman at
one of the stalls the price of some car
rots. he was told 60 centimes.
They are too DEAR he protested. II
viii give you So
The cd woman looked at him a min
ute, perhaps to see if il was worth while
haggling and then said: Very well,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

The dedication reception of the
recently completed Park Avenue Baptist
church in New York arranged for next
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
Must Have Been a Dry Affair.

Mrs. L. C. Colburn and Mrs. w H.;
Morey held parch party Wednesday
afternoon,-Florida Union.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

The state highway department was
moved on Thursday from its quarters in
the state house at Montpelier TO the
Fifield house across State street. which
Sergeant alarms ID. ]. Dwinell has
leased for the winter Other depart
ments. will be moved in order TO provide
committee rooms for the legislature in
the state house. The highway depart
ment is on the second floor in the west
wing of the state house. Part of the
forestry department was also moved
Thursday
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18
which is the Worst, BiIIg

Bill Mowry carries his head high these
days, as there is a new baby in his house
and a large boil on his neck.--Grant
Sentinel.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

The boat-rocking season is closed, but
if you feel that way you can start fire
with kerosene
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-11-18

George Mills, who recently escaped
from the Jail at St. Johnsbury, was ar
rested in Il woodchopping camp about
four miles outside the city of Troy, n.
y. early Thursday evening after local
officials had received Tip" that he was
at the camp from the foreman. Mills
said he would not oppose extradition and
the sheriff of St. Johnsbury was mott
fed of the capture In addition to es-
"apin" from JAIL Mills is wanted for
said he stole five machines on his way
four of them when gasoline ran out. The
fifth. stolen at Clinton, Mass, was re-
covered at the camp. Mills had hidden
it behind piles of sawdust.
Chief-of-Police Patrick Brazeif and
William J. Hurley of Bennington re-
turned Thursday afternoon from
Worcester, Mass, with the touring car
belonging Ito Mrs. Edward Stevens, a
summer resident of Old Bennington
which was stolen in Troy, n. Y, Mon
day while Mrs Stevens was in that city
on a shopping trip. 4 police officer in
Worcester observed a man attempting
to conceal an automobile by driving it
into a clump of bushes bordering the
highway in Worcester suburb Tuesday.
When the officer took steps TO investi-
gate the peculiar actions of the driver
the man took to his heels and disap-
peared. Mrs. Stevens's card was found
in the car and identification was COM
pleted by calling Chief Brazell by tele-
phone.