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Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Oldti1ner in Tears
Over Buttermilk as
Best Summer Drink

Despite the new and varied
drinks that beset the market,
good, old fashioned buttermilk is
still the safest and most cooling
Of the hot weather drinks, accord
ing to the expert dispensers of
beverages behind Great Falls best
soda fountains.
Next to buttermilk and for
those fastidious persons who have
not the thirst for such plebian if
satisfying drinks, comes lime aid,
lime freezes and other fresh lime
drinks, according to the thirst ex-
perts. The lemon coke is the
most refreshing of the Coco Cola
family, especially when made with
fresh lemon juice.
So much for the expert testi-
mony of the trained dispenser, but
as the cub reporter turned to leave
the spotless anti-thirst shop. an
old, red faced and slightly watery
eyed old gentleman dropped a
heavy hand on his shoulder.
Son, you're young" he said, and
there was a trace Of sadness in his
voice. You're young. You don't
know-you don't realize-but
there was a time" He fell into
a short and m%ournful ~reverie.
His foot dropped in a familiar
and comforting fashion on the
brass rail Of the soda fountain.
But I'm getting to be an old
man." he continued. 1--WE seen
the time when they was counters,
you might say, something like this.
but in beautiful, glorious polished
mahogany. twice as long as this
and crowded at that. Before the
window was a modest screen
through which the light sifted
down upon row on row of bot
ties, not common upstart glass
ware such as this-beautifui bot
ties that boosted of their age and
content.
You're a bright intelligent boy
and in such a day you wouldn't
have asked such a darn fool ques-
ton as you put to that young
Teller. But if you had asked
me-" He paused and rolled the
words with JUNCTION.
I would have said" He wis
pered the word. And had you
asked for a more cooling drink,
/ would have said-more of the
same"
He wept softly.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
MONTANA ROADS
FAST ROUNDING
INTO CONDITION
State Reports But One High.
way Blocked by
Snow.

Montana roads, especially the ma
tional highways, are rapidly getting
into condition for the summer tourist
season. according to the weekly re-
port of the Montana highway weather
bureau at Helena. compiled from re-
ports from the principal towns and
cities of the state. Most of the noun
tain roads are now open. although
some are yet muddy and rough.
Helena reports the roads to Butte,
Bozeman, Missoula and Great Falls
in fair condition, but rough in spots
due to recent rains. The road to
Lincoln is open by way of Flesher,
but the road over Stemple hill is still
impossible because Of snow.
The Yellowstone trail from Missoula
over the Bitter Root mountains is
passable although muddy and rough
making it advisable not to travel it
for a few days. The trail from these
mountains TO Butte is in good con
dition. The National Parks highway
from Missoula to Standpoint is in
good condition. although rough in
spots. From Missoula TO Butte the
going is good and to Spokane by way
of kalispell it is fair to good.
A week of continuous rains has
made all roads out of Wolf Point
almost impossible except on gravelled
grades. Havre reports all roads in
good condition. The roads out of
Glasgow are rough on account of the
recent rains, but are being put in
good condition.
All roads out of Bozeman are pass
able. but rough in places The Boze-
man-Gallatin way is open to Yellow
stone park. The high water streams
have not vet done any damage.
Butte reports that the Elk Park
road has been travelled, but is not
in the best of condition as yet. The
road south is fair and the stretch
between Monida and Spencer is now
passable. Roads east and west are in
good condition.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Guests Entertained
at Birthday Party

Mrs. John Golightly entertained
Saturday night in honor of the birth
day of Mrs. Leonard Johnson. The
evening was spent in dancing and a
midnight lunch was served.
The guests were Mrs. Leonard John
sol Mrs. Penland, Mrs. w. o. John
son. Mrs. Rogers, Miss Ellen Golight-
ly, Miss Elvina Johnson. Miss Helen
Rutledge, Miss Katherine Rutledge,
Miss Cora Jeffries. Miss Medina Ray
monds, Leonard Johnson, John Go
lightly, Lowell Raymonds, Keith Ray
monds. Joe Penland, Walter Johnson,
Miss Vera Sherwood. Willard Sher-
wood and George Sherwood.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Farmer Sands"
Always 100 Feet
Below Well Bottom

1.-THE northern Montana struc-
lures have not yet entered upon
the era of production, but they're
well on their way to contributing
to the stories Of oil men," chuckled
the lease hound as he entered the
hotel lobby laughing.
MANY a time I've thrilled for
the Farmer sands" continued the
lease hound. Then seeing the look
of incomprehension on his hearers
face, he explained:
The Oil Bloom
1.-THE Farmer sand is never
reached. It's always just 100 feet
below the point where the well is
abandoned and is always highly
productive. BY Heck, they'd got
the oil if they'd gone just a hun
dred feet further is the way the
farmer puts it.
pat Googan has just been try
ing to sell me his 16O and although
] know it's no nearer to oil than
the Farmer sands are to produc-
ton, I'm tempted TO take it on
Pats rosy description of the ge-
oIogy.
Fifteen years ago a Teller that
worked for John d. was out this
way tells Pat. We was riding
along the ridge up there and this
city chap looked down on my land
and he saw where the prairie flow
ers was thickest. That's the Oil
Bloom" seq he. John d. knows
it and that's how he made all Of
his money"
".Now I've been talkin' with
these geography fellers and ! see
it all. Ante Klines to lift of me,
Sim Klines to right of me, dips
and structures all around me-
Pats voice fell to a confidential
whisper.
Man he said. and his voice was
husky with excitement. Man, that
there tract is right on the axle
of the DOOM"
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Minot Operator
Hears Tribune's
Radio Concert

80 DOC" which is the official desig-
nation of the station of Paul r. Kemper
of Minot, n. D., is one Of the thous-
ands of radio stations that have picked
up The Tribune broadcasting station
fKYDS) concert programs, according
to a postal card received Sunday from
Mr.. Kemper.
Mr.. Kemper wrote that he listened in
on the program of May 30 and enjoyed
it immensely. He wrote that he heard
every word and that the meditation
was excellent.
The set used by Mr.. Kemper is a
Westinghouse type RIA and he used a
detector tube only. His aerial is a T
type. so feet in length, 40 feet high,
with four wires.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Parking Ordinance
Violators Enrich
Police Court $25

Speeders and parking ordinance vio-
lators paid $25 in fines Saturday in
police court while two arrests were
made for failure to have 1922 license
plates.
E. NJ. Luther, s. ]. Cowley, and
Peter Glen, who parked their cars in
front of a theater while a show was
in progress, were fined IS each. C.
NJ. Storm paid $40 for speeding and
II. E. Stewart was assessed IS for
parking too near a street corner
Catherine l.. Connolly was fined 50
for not having 1922 license plates.
Police Magistrate III. A. Sheppard
agreeing TO remit the amount if she
produces a receipt to show that she
applied for the plates. George
Geranious. arrested on license charge,
was discharged.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

falfa field is being conducted on the
farm of II. B. Mitchell, near Great
Falls. This field was treated with
sulphur at the rate of 100 pounds per
acre in a test to see If it would in
crease yield and leaf growth.
IS. r. Freeman of Simms has put
in an irrigated pasture using a modified
grass mixture which has been very sue
cessful at Huntley and other Montana
stations"
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
B. P, 0, ELKS NO.. 2IA

Regular meeting and business of i'm
portance Monday, June 5, at s p. m.
Visiting brothers always welcome.
cHAS. y. GREGG, e. r
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
BIDS FOR Transportation

Of pupils from Stockett to Center
vile high school, will be received up to
June 10. Inquire Tom O'Hare or /. III.
Sears, Sand Coulee, Mont, for partic-
ulars.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

For every 100 pounds Of salt used
in the Z. 8. there are 10S pounds
of sugar used.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

Jean Fl. Norris. city magistrate of
New York. is the first woman to wear
the judges robes in criminal courts.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
Advertisements,
EYES EXAMINED

Classes fitted $3.50 up. Expert op-
tometrist. at the Crown Jewelry Co,
225 Central avenue.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

ROUNDUP AND CARBON COAL
Coal & Feed. Phone 1919
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

For sale: no work and $17O a month.
$4,000 will take it, or $500 will
handle it. =. O. Box SGT. Great Falls.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
NOTICE
INCOME PROPERTY

If you want a good bowl of noodles
try them at the Manhattan Cafe.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05
CITY TAXI, PHONE 6444

Truck hauling, ashes, coal. sand and
gravel. Phone 9767.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

From one to Is blocks. 25c. Day
and night service. 20S12 Central.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-05

But the minute you nave anything
with the possession Of life, you have
something that is different from any
thing else. Each has his own charac-
teristics and each has his own place in
life. You have no rivals in the true
sense OF the term. Your place belongs
to you and nobody can take it from you
unless you yield it up. Then it remains
vacant. vainly crying for you to fulfill
the will of your Maker. 1t is not for
me to know what your goal is, or what
place the Almighty has intended for you
to IN. He knows, and is perfectly will
ing to guide you into that place if you
will open your life to Him.
yet, I do know one thing that is
universally true. A real job awaits il
you fulfill all of the possibilities which
90 with it. Emerson said: If a man
can write q better book, preach a bet
ter sermon, o. make 4 better mousstEap
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
SIX
NEW PACKARD
AUTOMOBILE
Eight Beautiful Motors
Present Striking
Car Value

Announcement is made by the
Packard Motor Car Company of a
new model Packard Single-SiX
which is now on display at the
Packard Vermont Motors Sales
room on Central street.
In presenting this new car TO the
car to the public Alvan Macauley,
president of the Packard Company,
declares it to be the fulfillment of
Packard's desire to establish an
entirely new standard of value and
of style in the field of the light
weight qNality car.
Although, mechanically, the new
Single-Six offers no radical
changes, it is a new, a larger, more
beautiful car than ever before.
The radiator is higher and broad
err. The bonnet slopes nicely into
the body lines and shows a panel
at the sides, with long, closely
spaced lowers. Back from the rad
iator she'll sweeps the characters
tic Packard radiator and bonnet
shoulder. The headlamps are of a
new Packard design, heavily plated
The tenders are full-crowned and
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

cially for Peggy and Flo. as she called
her nieces.
OF course. there was great excite
ment when the invitation arrived. and
no peace was to be had in the house.
until they were packed off to Rosa
dale Cottage.
I'VE must be very good" said
Peggy, in her old sisterway, and not
forget our "One kind act a day" Club.
Flo nodded her head violently till her
hat flew off and all her dark hair fell
over her face.
But who minded that? There was
Aunt Jessie waiting for them on the
station platform and. they were soon
tucked up beside her in her pretty
little car, which she had learned to
drive herself.
Then followed days OF fun and
jollity until Peggy. in an adventurous
search in the hay-room for eggs.
looked so queer and white as she lay
on the floor, that Flo a crying to
Aunt Jessie, who 500 had her in the
house. and telephoned for the doctor.
"A quiet week on the sofa for you.
young lady" he said. after he had
bound up The foot.
Peggy made a face. but, OF course.
there was nothing for it. but obedl-
nee.
1t was rather lonely for Flo going
around alone, but she used to run in
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
Pastor Observes
Eighth Anniversary

The "Church night" which the
Woman's Association of the North
church so successfully held We'd
neSday evening was very largely
attended by the attendant at this
church and was a most enjoyable
affair. Flowers and potted plants
were effectively arranged around
the room and a choice musical en-
tertainment was provided. The
North church orchestra rendered
several selections and the young
people were heartily applauded.
The orchestra consists of Jack
Leonard and Eugene Gage, violins;
Howard Silsby, traps; Laura
Shields, piano. Miss Shields gave
several piano solos in a highly
finished manner and received "a
deserved encore. The duet by Mrs.
Jean Stanley Goodrich and Miss
Maud E. Brown were greatly APP
preciated and these talented plan
lists gave all a rare musical treat.
Following the program the pres
ident of the Woman's Association
Mrs. Ella S. Truax, presented the
pastor with a beautiful bouquet of
roses, remindino him that it was
his eighth anniversary as pastor of
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

the right size. Drive nails at g by
boring holes in the mold for them
so they can be drawn easily or the
keel may be broken; in any case do
not work upon the keep until it has
thoroughly cooled. Fasten the keel T
with screws as shown and trim 1t to
fit the wood. BE sure that the slant
of the wood keel and the lead keel
at the stern are the same. and bore
the Bis" rudder hole @ through the
stern of the boat from the bottom. TO
insure that the slant of the hole is
the same as the slant of the stern end
of the keels.
Fasten the bowsprit in place with
small nails, bore Is" hole for the
mast and put the mast in place. Lo-
cate the holes near the top of the
mast at n, o, p and q and make them
with a small drill; these will receive
the shrouds h, the throat halyard T,
the peak halyard s and the lib stay J.
Fit the shrouds and fasten them with
small wire fiat head nails, and put the
lib / and the martlngale k in place.
Before finishing this part OF the work
be sure that the mast stands per
fectly straight when viewed from
either fore or aft. though It should
rake somewhat astern when seen
from either side, as shown. Fit the
booms and make the small holes
through them as indicated for the
sail may be sewcd TO the boom
Though these holes. The jib nay be
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
Weather Too damn.

Weather Too damp.
Spoarts. A chest Expansion con
test took place last Saturday in
Sid Hunts back yard, Pubs SimGins
winning it Expanding 2 intches, and
sints then be's bin erround with his
pockt to prove it to people.
Sissiety. Mr.. Sid Hunt had a
berthday party last Friday after
suppir amung the presents reseev-
ed by the host being a 80 cent
pichers glove from Mr.. Sam Cross,
a Boy Scout hatchit with Site hicks
from Mr.. Benny Potts, a nickel
plated watch from Mr.. Leroy
Shooster, Supposed to be new.
Pome by Skinny Martin
But Jest Suppose
If | was a fee as big as me
| could jump 10 miles, G. WIZ
But sutch is not my ambition
For I'm satisfied as it is.
Intristing Facks About %Intrist-
ing People. Sam Crosses baby sis
ter Udeen is crawling allreddy,
Sam saying nobody tawt her es-
peshilly and she Jest seemed to
pick it up by herself.
Bum Joak BY ew Davis. Wen
Sid Hunts fox terrier Teddy drinks
a hole pan wull of waiter it GER
teny makes him look swell.
Lost and Found. Nuthing.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

and tell Pegsy all the wonderful
things she saw and did.
The climax am when old Blackie
proudly strutted about with "A brand
new family OF fluffy little yellow
chicks following her. ali ~scrambLing
for the grains of yellow corumeal that
Aunt Jessie and Flo scattered around.
Isn't it a shame | can't get out to
see them said Peggy. giving 4 wry
little smile.
"Have a little patience dear" said
Aunt Jessie. Il think the doctor H.ii
let you walk a Bit mex week. il you
are obedient."
Flo slipped ava very quietly. sud
denly a splendid idea had come in her
head, and she ran quickly down to
the chicken house.
Old Blackie was in the coop. but
two or three OF the LILLE fluffy yellow
balls were busy taking a sand bath in
a corner.
Flo tiptoed over % them. and max
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

erican Legion and for the benefit
of the state convention committee,
a dance will be given at the Ar
mory, Thursday evening, May II.
The state convention of the AM
erican Legion is to be held here
in October and money must be
raised to finance the plans for the
welcoming of all the Green Noun
tain Legionaires.
Halls and Jacks orchestra, di-
rect from Boston has been engage
ed to play for the dance. Just at
present this aggregation of seven
clever musicians are on a tour of
Vermont, planning to settle ulti-
mately for the summer at Platt's
Pavilion at Highgate Springs.
Members of this orchestra for
merly played with the Ferdinando,
Macinelli and Tinker orchestras,
and go to make up a sterling team
of JOY dispensers. The Armory will
be decorated with the Legion en-
blem and colors for the occasion.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
GIRLS! LEMONS
WRITTEN THE SKIN

Squeeze the juice of two lemons
into a bottle containing three
ounces of Orchard White, which
any drug store will supply for a
few cents, shake well, and you
have a quarter pint of harmless
and delightful lemon bleach. Mas
sage this sweetly fragrant lotion
into the face, neck, arms and
hands each day, then shortly note
the beauty and whiteness of your
skin.
Famous stage beauties use this
lemon lotion to bleach and bring
that soft, clear, rosy-white COM
plexion also as a freckle, sunburn,
and tan bleach because it doesn't
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

EA " is the time for the boy to
N gin to make this sailboat. so
n d viii be ready for use when the
4 - e is gone and the waters Of the
-ulds and swimming holes have once
more become warm and suitable
places for his amusement
We must first make the hull OF the
boat. following it out with a gouge
as Indicated: leave the keelson a to
.eceive the screws by which the keel
C is fastened on. The sides and bot
tom must be OF uniform thickness
upon each side of the BOAT TO insure
mat the BOAT VIII ride evenly. Leave
me mast step at b to receive the mast.
lreuare the wood keel c and fasten
II with screws through the keelson.
being sure that 1t is in the exact EN-
ter Of the boat. Select a thin piece Of
soft straight grained wood for the
deck: nail it on with small brads. not
tacks. which will split the wood. Be
careful that none are driven where
they will interfere with boring the
mole g for the rudder, and carry the
slant of the sides up to the deck line
as shown a. j.. Make the mast. booms.
bowsprit and rudder. and lay them
aside while the mold Is being made
for the lead keel T.. Make the groove
of the mold Of the same size as the
the groove should be a little longer
than needed. for the lead or type
metal keel can easily be trimmed to
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1922
ERMO AT A GLANCE
State News in Tabloid Form for
Busy Readers

Sharon-It took over POO car
loads of granite chips and over 100
carloads of cindels to fill the hole
caused by last weeks washout on
the Central Vermont railroad near
this station.
2.chford-A large radio outfit
l. peen installed in Colonial
e for the benefit Of its pa
1ho want to hear concerts
r.. the big broadcasting station.
1gatpelier-Up 70 Wednesday
the Secretary of States Office re
ports that $1,000 automobiles have
been registered, a total OF receipts
being S337,635.57. TINS is a CON
siderable increase over last year.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

Observation-Disclosures b. Pier,
died Saturday, aged "a. He was
formerly an assistant judge of
Windham county court, and be-
fore coming to Brattleboro a mill
owner and farmer in the town of
Jamaica. He was a prominent
Granger and for years the treas
urer of the Vermont State grange.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
puZZle Corner

\ JUMBLED MESSAGE
Sigpnr ssned SD eestw lrfwsoe tdyoa,
Sssecegrnm 70 hrcee;
Ahtt nrwtie rgmi sab dpssae ywaa,
Ldga raese onw 81 rhee.
\ HIDDEN WORD PUZZLE
From violet and pansy a letter delete.
From daisy and buttercup too,
The same with ro~se-crocus. My whole
you Will meet,
A visitor each year to you.
ANSWERS
A JTNBLED MESSAGE
Spring sends us street. fonerS today,
Messengers Of cheer,
That Uinter grim has passed dWdy,
clad EdStcr nor is here.
HIDDEN WORD PUZZLE-EASTER
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

A 7 Ia Ter wien we kids had egg,
IA Ihe Baby had one too,
But broke il night away, Of course,
Just as we knew he'd DO.
Then Ma, who SAID she'd fool hin.
Took a wooden ball she had
An dyed it zact'y Ike our ccos.
An though. he would be glad.
But, Ceel You wouldn't think a kid
Gould such a rumpus make
He yelled an yelled Ike everything
Because il wo4ldn't break.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

rigidly bracketed. The interiors
proclaim in pattern and tone the
art of the experienced coach build
er. These are but a few of the fiji
ty-odd changes and refinements
that have been made.
Wheelbase lengths are 1875 and
1873 inches, and the body styles in
clude eight different types.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

The Burlington Free Press in
20 s.,cn ing on the announcement
0 ReIfeld Proctor as a candidate
,or governor that " it is the fund
amentals that count" adds that
the fundamental in Vermont poll
ties today is the ability of a lead
er 10 show us a program that will
give Us efficient state service at a
lower cost.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
the church.

the church.
Rev. F. B. Richards responded
very happily expressing the thanks
of both himself and his wife not
only for the flowers but for the
spirit of friendliness and helpful
ness that had been manifested
towards them by all the church
people in all the years they had liv-
ed here. In closing he referred in a
humorous vein to the possession of
an automobile which he declared
John Finley guaranteed that he
could drive. Following his most fe-
licitous remarks Mrs. Richards
added a few appreciative words
that were very we'll received.
Light refreshments and a social
hour closed a most delightful eve
ming.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20
AT A GLANCE

Barre-An average reduction of
20 per cent on both dark and light
rough Barre granite was decided
at a recent meeting of the local
quarry owners. 1t is understood
that the quarries here will reopen
April II.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-20

Wells River-Pulaski Lodge, F.
and A. NJ, has just voted to enter
tain the Anchor club of Boston
at the June meeting, when the
third degree will be conferred.
The Anchor Club is an organiza-
ton of railroad men and has al
ready been entertained by the
lodges at St. Johnsbury and New
port.