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The Washington times., 1922-10-18
Patient Husband Usually Stands the
Gaff Unless Mismate Leaves.

she's out dusting the pavements
instead Of the furniture.
The town being full OF tea
tOasters who will gillygab. any
dame who will sit and, listen, she
gets all spun up with silly notions,
and the first time she and the
poor faithful slave who Is wear
ing q shiny serge suit and smiling
through his misery have a spat,
she up and hurls him the infor.
nation that she could land a
dozen husbands as good or better
than the one she's got.
That's the first step toward a
divorce. and, Of course. he let's
her get II, because no regular guy
will pan woman I'm public. So
she comes out all sweet and
signing, and he goes down In
local history for cruelty"
A man hates to admit he's been
stung. So he shuts up and goes
on smiling.
After a while, like as not, he
meets regular girl.
But all her friends will pan
him, and tell her that II guy
couldn't get along with one WON.
an, how does she expect to get
along with him. II she's wise
and she knows how really worthy
he il, she'll marry him anyway
and figure out that she'll make
up to him for that first flop.
just about the time they are
all settled and getting on great.
along will pop Mrs. First and try
to make trouble. They're like
that. She'll nag him for some
change first and then try to buzz
his present wife on the phone and
start something.
Maybe she's got religion" and
tries to tell him she's the ONLY
wife he has. Seems kinda late to
want to I'll the bill so thoroughly.
Guess she found il pretty hard to
land a second as easy as the first.
There are lots Of Cases like
this.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
TWO WOMEN CLAIMING. o..
$4,000 LIQUOR BEoUEST

CHICAGO. Oct. 1s.-Whiskey val.
ued at more than $4,000 and Sc
'curities worth $50 900 are included
in the estate OF the late Richard
Tracey, former hotel owner. whose
property IL the stake for which two
women, each claiming to be his
widow, are fighting In the probate
court.
Mrs. Margaret Tracey, OF Cincin-
natl, Ohio, said Tracey married her
in 1895 and deserted her in 1900.
She is contesting the appointment
of Mrs. Anna Tracey, with whom
the hotel man lived for many years.
as executrix Of the estate.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
ON BIRTHDAY
FOR BEATING HIS WIFE

BALTIMORE, Oct. 1S.-Robert
Burke. 3417 First avenue. High.
landtown. was fifty.two years old
yesterday. He decided to celebrate.
but last night his plans were upset.
He spent the night in the Eastern
Police station.
His wife, Mrs. Della Burke. said
he struck her and chased her out
of the house. She went to O neigh.
bor's house and sent her twelve
year-old child after the police.
At the station house. Burke de.
MED having struck his wife. He
will be given q hearing today.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
CALLS BONUS DEFEAT
GIFT TO PRoFITEERS

Profits Versus Soldiers" was the
subject OF an address last night by
Capt. Charles o. Shaw. before a
meeting at Democfatic registra-
ton headquarters. 1919 F street
northwest. Repeal of the excess
profits law, he claimed. cost the
Government $500. .000, 900 per year.
This sum would take care Of a
soldier bonu", four times over. he
declared.
BY repeating the profits tax and
turning down the bonus. Shaw de-
clared. $4,000 100000 was donated
to the profiteers."
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
PHYSICIAN ON TRIAL;
WRoNGED HER, GIRL SAYS

NEW YORK, Oct. 1s.-pr. Sal
vatore Auriemna. on trial in Jersey
City on the complaint Of Miss Beat
rice Scalzulo, nineteen, who charges
that she was betrayed under prom
ise of marriage.
The young woman, who was
teacher in a Jersey City business
college, said she was given ring
by the doctor when he promised
to marry her. Miss Scalzulo and
her father have a suit for $25,O00
damages pending against the physi
clan ..l-
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
New Playground Open Soon.

A new playground on F street.
between Twenty-first and Twenty.
second streets northwest, will be
opened and equipped shortly by the
playground department Of the Dis.
trict. Two lots for the new recrea-
ton park were purchased yesterday
by the District Commissioners, the
total outlay being $4,000. One
lot was purchased from Joseph l..
Weller and the other from Cay.
wood & Garrett.
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
POLICE RESCUE
FUGITIVE HELD
BY UPSET CAR
Take. Prisoners and Liquor
After Wild chase-Three
Auto Accidents.

While trying to escape from a
policeman who was chasing his
auto truck on suspicion that liquor
was In the vehicle, yesterday, ELI.
ott Jonas, colored, forty-fivc vears
old, OF Pittsburgh, Pa, overturned
his truck at Fifteenth and Caroline
streets. Jonas was pinned beneath
he vehicle and Policeman Helmuth,
# the Eighth precinct, summoned
rrdestrians, who helped extricate
him. A preserve jar containing a
lalf gallon Of liquor and broken
'ol tainer were found in the machine.
William A. Reid, 1410 Florida ave-
aue. and Jonas were locked up at the
eighth precinct on the charge OF
transporting liquor.
In q collision last night between
he wagon in which she was riding
md an auto truck. in front of 234 X
street northeast, Mary Gilbert, col.
ored. thirty.six years old, Of Hunts
Vile, Md, suffered a fracture of the
'eg when she was thrown to the
street. She was treated at Casualty
Hospital.
Charles Holober. fourteen years
old, 909 Ninth street northwest, was
brown from his bicycle when 1t was
struck by an automobile at Sixth and
, streets northwest yesterday. He
was bruised about the legs.
Mrs. A. Knopf, fifty years old.
1926 First street northwest, received
4 cut on the head when she was
knocked down by an automobile at
First and r streets northwest last
night. She was treated at Sibley
Hospital.
William Branson, seventy-five
years old, living on Hickey's lane
northeast, sustained a fractured leg
when he fell at his home last night.
He is being treated at Washington
The Washington times., 1922-10-18
Central Citizens to Meet.

The Central Citizens Association
will hold it's next meeting at 8
o'clock on Friday night, in the
Juvenile Court room. 20S I street
northwest. All future meetings OF
the association will be held on the
third Friday OF every month. II
has been announced.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
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OUR BOY REPORIER

! Fare an flew aint so hard this
yeer but its hard enuff jess the Mister Ralpf
Scatterday sed to the cheef jess what had it
| j i'm dash
Harry Kellogg what's gone Los Angeles to
live is takin chances Mister Bales sed wot jess
got back frum thare cause they bout wun
llyun robbers down thare he sed wich wood hit
you the he'd mock you down in the day lite an
take your watch an your munney also before you
wake up to find out what's the ter. Ethel shes
gone also wich is his sister.
j i'm dash
The dance is goin to be the best in the world
Mister HURT sed what's SECRETARY OF the Commerce
shul kulb wots givin it St. Patricks mite up to
|Danoeland. St. Patrick he chased all the snakes
out Of Ireland Wun ime they never i'd get back
cause snakes coodnt swim backwards Mister Blunt
sed Wot got the silver kup frum the people up the
HazelWould Kreamery for lovin him. Snakes
crawls on thare own stummi cks my fother sed but
fleaS don't care whose it is.
Jim dash
Mister MinSha1l Wot used TO live up t.
Mer idian is gone way for IA yeers maybe. It wus
for chas in chikens the cheef sed ket chin them
also. Nell wilson Wich is our book keeper wich
pays me week she sed if evry buddy Jail
for IA yeers for chasin clikens wots guilty Of it
she don't guess they wood be much Of crowd
round if they had stag meet in here. Me an her
reeds the proofs of all Wot goes in the paper.
Evry line when want t get the d ickshunary to
look up how to spell word she's usin it. IF you
don't no how to spell word you coodnt f ind it in
the dickshunary ennyhow the cheef sed they
amt no indecks in it.
] i'm dash
My Mother sed that pome wot Olive Cummings
rote in paper wus jess ezackly rite bout
tryin to get all the munney in the world an for
gettin God vile you're tryin to get it an when
you get it you want to get sum more then they
sed.
j i'm dash
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
Letters to the Editor.
Darwanisrn Draws
Another Attack.
Writer Backs Kentuck-
lans Who Want school
Law Passed.

1t is with real surprise that some
OF the reading public note the great
gasp OF astonishment going up from
the press of the country on account of
the recent proposition before the Ken
lucky legislature to bar the teaching
OF Darwinism from the public schools
OF that state. One enthusiastic advo-
cate OF the four-footed histology goes
so tar as to call this movement ''reli-
gious intolerance" Shades of Arts
totle! By what process of reasoning
the refusal to admit any objection
able study to our public schools can
be regarded as religious intolerance
does not appear to this writer.
Our public schools are supported
and patronized by persons of different
faiths or beliefs, the greater number of
whom consider this theory of mans
origin utterly false and deem that its
teachings, besides being subversive of
the truth would be sadly detrimental
to the morals of the rising generation.
MS is not to say, the youth should
De forbidden to study or learn this
peculiar theory elsewhere. For in
stance they might receive this in
struction at the hands of their mothers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17

at home provided mothers could be
found who are willing to. dose the
minds of their children with this
hotch-potch of human surmisings
which discredits the plain statements
of Gods word and casts an ignomin-
ious reflection upon the nature of
their, even remote, ancestry.
The Bible was outlawed from the
public schools years ago. do not
notice any one wailing over this fact
as an instance of religious intolerance
though the Bible is book of religious
instruction while Darwins book, so
far as | know, never claimed to be
such. The world owes about all the
enlightenment and civilization it has
ever enjoyed to the civic and moral
instructions contained in the Bible.
This is conceded by all thoughtful
persons. How much has Darwinism
done for the uplift of humanity? How
much is it capable of doing in this
line? Yet it would be fairly safe to
say that those disciples of Darwin
who gasp with astonishment at the
proposition to exclude the Origin of
Species from the public schools would
gasp with horror at proposal to ad-
NIT the Bible. l ask where there falls
the charge of religious intolerance?
|, for one, would like to shake
hands across the Rockies with my
Kentucky brother who advocates this
cleansing of our schools and say that
there are many others who do not ia
vor the employment of the valuable
time of our public instructors in the
monkey business of teaching our chill
dren that their ancestors were apes
and balloons and orang-o-tangs. We
hold, on the other hand that they have
indisputable claims to nobler origin
and bear the impress of divine roy
atty indelibly stamped upon every
faculty.
Therefore, when we send them, in
all the impressibility of their young
natures, up to the high sanctum of
learning with question marks all over
their expectant souls it is our desire
that they shall be served with helpful,
refining and ennobling truth and not
instead invested with theoretical an
cestral tales, or tails, which? Well
one is quite as Objectionable as the
other.
p. w. CAMPBELL.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
Solving a Problem.

N recent issues, The Tribune has
discussed the, transportation future
of the United States in the light of
past experience and the probability
OF an early return of business pros
perity to this nation A complacent
country is idly watching precious days
pass, idle days that it will pay for
when railroads are again so longest
ed with traffic that losses will reach
into the pocket of every American.
What can be done? What is being
done to meet this inevitable problem
of an impending tomorrow? Surely
we are not so helpless that we are GO
ing to permit strangulation of the rail-
roads to kill nation that has success
fully met every crisis it has thus far
faced. And breakdown of the rail-
roads is the next crisis.
To meet it, two things are possible
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17

birthday party did not materialize.
The outstanding fact about the radio
demonstrations that are taking place
everywhere is that there is no privacy
to the process. A hundred thousand
people can listen in on musical pro-
gram or concert, or speech, that is be-
ing broadcasted by radio. But if a
single outsider drops in on the air
with a little broadcasting Of his own,
it spoils the show. Radio broadcast
ling is conservation over great wire
less party line" system, comparable
in privacy with the life of gold fish
in his bowl, sporting in the sunlight by
day and lit up by electric lights by
night.
1t will be recalled that the Bell sys-
tenn transmitted speech by wireless
telephone from Arlington, Virginia,
to Paris and Honolulu, in 1915. This
remains the long-distance record for
wireless communication. Many forms
of radio equipment for American
forces for communicating with ships
and with airplanes were arranged dur
ing the war. New possibilities for its
use are very numerous. The linking
of ships radio to land line phones
seems to offer the outstanding posi-
bility for the new science. at this time.
A few evenings ago. the American
Telephone and Telegraph company
gave a demonstration of radio in this
connection, when steamship 800 miles
out at sea was placed in communica-
ton with telephone subscribers on
shore, who carried on a constellation
with members of the company on
shipboard. The Bell people say they
have talked with a ship 1000 miles out
at sea. The possibilities for practical
development of radio telephoning are
great, but it is pointed out that the
supposedly most recent trick of cleo
tricity is, after all, an application of the
same principle as that found in ord
mary telephoning over the wire--the
wire serving to direct and control the
sound and deliver it at certain point.
So, while there is lot of joy in being
radio bug" it is just as well to be
little conservative about expecting
any revolutionary changes in the arts
of communication through the entry
into the game of Mister Radio.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17

mates and that the two great minds
are found to conform in opposition to
what Harding, Hughes, Root and the
rest of them seem to think is right and
proper.
Our Bill is never consistent for
long Awhile ago he was taking an
awful wallop at Woodrow and sending
him headlong out of the White House
to the hospital Now he and Wood
row have joined forces, it would ap-
pear, to send Harding on a similar
pilgrimage. Only they won't.
Wouldn't it be nice if this country
would buy the island of zap or the
akoondship of Swat and let our Bill
and Senator Reed go over awhile and
run some country just as they want
to? They don't seem to be getting
on very well running this one.
And wouldn't it be nice if the Re-
|publicans of Idaho would get up some
day and tell Bill to get in line with
the president, stop playing horse, and
cease consorting with the enemy, or
try conclusions in some party other
than the one he throws down" more
often than he serves Pend D'Ore
Review.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
] i'm dash

One we are doing without railroad aid
the other is definitely up to the rail
road companies.
We are building highways, we are
more and more coming to supplement
the railroads with trucks. We are
thereby, lifting in some measure the
load that railroads carry, a load that
| is breaking the back of the transpor.
tation system.
But this is only casual. 1t is not
the short feeding lines which require
aid, it is the trunk roads, the termin-
ais. And trucks have not been deve-
loped to the point where they can
compete with railroads on long hauls.
Nor is the nations highway system
sufficiently developed that it can sup
port the traffic that such a radical re-
adjustment would necessitate.
Electrihcation is the only logical
solution. Already the Milwaukee has
proven steam to be obsolete as rail-
road motive power. Electricity will
handle trains one third heavier than
steam engines can haul and will COW
er the mileage at one third greater
speed. These facts are we'll estab
lished and cannot be controverted.
Here, then, is the logical way to
reach efficiency in handling freight
1t the transportation system cannot
be augmented to meet increasing de-
mands, it is vital that the existing sys-
tenn be SO increased in efficiency that
1t can serve the purpose of new lines
enlarged terminals and more cars.
Steam engines have reached theii
limit of development. Indeed modern
steam moguls are less efficient thar
models manufactured two decades ago
Steam cannot handle the traffic but
electricity can. Then why not cleo.
trify, is the instantaneous question.
Cost is the one big objection. No
less than twenty billions of dollars
laccordlng to lowest estimates, would
be required to re-equip all American
railroads for the use of electricity
This money is hard to get under an,
conditions. With railroads earning
power and credit at low ebb, it seems
an insurmountable impossibility. Blu
it must be done if the transportation
system of the United States is to serv,
the function it has established for it
self Railroads are keynote in Am
erica's industrial development. The,
must continue SO. We financed tn,
war. This crisis is but little less i'm
portant. And if we must, we can. B,
assured that the next decade will prov,
conclusively that we must.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17

istration. In that department. anon
Secretary of the Interior Mr. FaA
has been one of the most inconspioA
uous of the presidents official family !
Senator Fall used to break into PRINT
very frequently, but Secretary Fan :
soon literally fell out of sight-or al
most so. Now Mr. Fall is in the lime
light, and instead of being unhappy t
he may enjoy a few glorious days
The prospects that he will be thus
happy is due to the fact that he is hav-
ing a row. And how the old cattle
puncher does love row 1t is mostly
about Alaska and the claim of the In
terror department to the supervision OF
the Forestry bureau. The old Clifford
Pinchot crowd are after Fall, and he.
is fighting back. Mr.. Fall says ~
the development of Alaska and the
practical administration of the Forest
ry has been retarded by the old-time
| professional conservationists," and
he has issued statements showing
what he would like to do to help in
the development of our natural re-
sources. A good many people are in
clined to agree with Secretary Fall in
the points he has made. The Secre
tary of Agriculture, Mr.. Wallace, does
not take kindly to the suggestion of
relinquishing control Of the Forestry
bureau to another cabinet official; and
| in consequence row in the cabinet
seems to be Matching. In any event
Secretary Fall has started something,
and he is bringing out lot of infor-
nation that may be helpful to the
country, and further the movements
for developing our natural resources.
Anyhow, Mr.. Fall seems in a fair way
to get the happy habit again, unless
he gets so mad in the meanwhile that
he decides to resign.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
Dollars And Lives
HYDROGEN is cheaper than HELM

HYDROGEN is cheaper than helium
Human life must also be cheaper
than helium else the United States
government would never have failed
to provide funds that would have made
the terrible Roma accident impossible
Human beings are prone to forget
But not SO long time has elapsed
that we fail to wildly recall the ca
tastrophe of the CR-2. That should
have been lesson for the false eco
nomists in congress who hold few
paltry dollars above the lives of Am
orleans.
For congress alone is responsible
for this latest catastrophe We have
100000 invested in plants that can
supply all the helium that is required
to initiate dirigibles. And this non
explosive gas, used in the Roma, GER
tainly would have prevented that aw-
full catastrophe.
Mistaken ideas of economy are
sometimes luxuries that we can i'll af-
ford. Lives cannot be money meas
ured. And in this day and age when
congress is too intent upon saving
few sheckels, that an effect may be
registered upon the you and me, con-
gress forgot that we would rather
spend public money for expensive
helium than save it, via hydrogen, and
kill a few dozen fellow citizens to
mark congressional economy"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
To The Fore Again.
WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN

w 1LLIAM EN- MINUS DIX II a
seems to have stirred up anothe
hornets nest when he waded int
Darnwinism and its relation to tn
schools Of America.
A writer this week in The Tribun
makes one of the common errors Q
those who attack Darwanism. Neithe
Darwin nor any other person who up
holds the theory of evolution has con
tended that man is descendent from
monkeys. What they do contend i
that apes of all species and man prob
ably have common ancestor. Quit
distinction.
From Washington correspondent
we quote this bit:
In defense of his stand against
the teaching of biological science
in general and Darwinism in par
ticular, Mr.. w. ]. Bryan de6es
anyone to make a monkey out
of him."
Surely no one would try, Mr..
Bryan. Doubtless the priests who
wished to burn Gallileo as a here
tic because he said the world was
round and moved, in face of their
assertion that it was stationary
and flat, defed the Italian, or any
one else, to make monkeys out of
them, walking on a round earth,
sometimes upside down!
One recalls with some pleasure
the mathematical proof which
Professor Simon Newcombe. I'M
questionably one of Americas
greatest scientists, adduced to
show the impossibility of man
ever flying in a heavier than-air
machine. Doubtless he consider
ed that anyone who tried to prove
to the contrary would be making
monkey out of him!
Yet, somehow, the world was
round and did and does move,
and men did and do fly in
heavier-than-air machines, and
somehow even the voice of the
distinguished Democrat, crying in
the wilderness, does not appear
sufficiently virile to remove from
books, libraries, schools, or mems
minds the truths which Darwin
hrst gave an astonished world and
which, in our present knowledge
of evolution, form the basis of
much of biology.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
Washington News.
Enter Mister Radio.

The other night one of those gentle
man commonly known to the public
as SHARK on electricity was ad-
dressing group of men, among whom
was President Harding, and he ad-
mitted: I'VE know comparatively lit
tie about electricity but we are always
using it for new purposes" After
that he attempted to draw concert
and lecture and few other things
out of the air, but the air was filled
with storms and clouds and other
heavenly static devilments, in conse-
quence of which the big radio show
scheduled as part of the celebration
for President Harding's first official
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
The Unhappy Mr.. Fall.

Senator Fall of New Mexico, was a
great and boon friend of Senator
Harding of Ohio, when the two men
were members of Americas greatest
deliberative body little more than
year ago. When Senator Harding
went out of the senate he took Sena-
tor Fall with him and put him in
charge of department of the admin
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-03-17
ConStorting With The
Enemy.

OuR BILL" is evidently going to
take a punch at the pact. The
Associated Press dispatches say that
Senator Borah has been in conference
with some of Woodrow Wilson's init