The Washington herald., 1922-08-28
The Spotlight
In Washington
By The Stroller.

w right from the info bureau
where they know all about it re-
fer. II I may have i've minutes, to
the National Association of Hay
Fever Sufferers. (Does not Senator
from Georgetown yield0 Gather
round and get the truth. 1 know
of no greater human affiiction than
hay fever with one exception and
that is the afniction, cursing so
much Of mankind. to wit. attempt
ing to make a golf ball travel the
straight and narrow.
There is a place in South Dakota
in the Black Hills country calico
sneezeless land. but that is some
distance when you figure on rail
plunge is a good thing. no matter
remedies are at hand. Qf the SEN
ator from Georgetown will be pa
tient / will soon inish.) I get this
| first-hand information from none
other than the United States Hay
Fever Association of Bethlehem. the
one in New Hampshire. This asso-
citation suggests that you spend part
of your time riding on ferry boats
and in taking steamer trips. Or bet
ter yet twill the Senator from
Georgetown yield but a moment OF
his time' He does) take a trip to
Europe or to the Bermudas. Yar-
mouth. Nova Scotia, is also listed
for the struggling victim to visi,.
Sleep on your houseboat IL you must
stay in the city, says the U. S. n.
I A -
Why suffer longer? must make
lend me that wonder-yacht of his
for the hay fever season I hope
no one beats me to this for 1t Is
a great little idea burst for me.
Just think from the yacht, pro-
nounced with soft a as as in the
second a In Altoona, ! could have
my morning plunge. then over to
the golf course for some ten-cent
sinkers and coffee. A morning
plunge Is good thing no matter
whether you nave the hay fever or
not. Authorities seem to be a unit
on this after years OF Investigation
Then you see after a round of golf
/ could plunge right back again to.
| was going to say my yacht. change
my clothes and thence to my daily
tasks. In some cases the tendency
Of hay fever is to make the nose
very dry. (There are two children
on my corner that, should have the
hay fever at once.) But who cares
about dry nose. dry throat is
much more important and / don't
know thing that can be done for
1t. used to. But there are other
little details only for the elect. but
l have given the major ones. So ir
you have any houseboats. yachts
or trips to Europe to give away
write the Stroller. care of this col.
Il thank the Senator from George
town.
Sometimes a real patriot and help
to the nation comes to the front only
to be squelched. Senator France
tried his derndest to Come to the
aid of the Amalgamated Society of
Suffering Copy Readers IN the Sem
ate. but could he put 1t over. Not
while that guardian Of petted in
du5try was on his feee and able to
voice his protest. I mean Senator
McCumber from North Dakota. SEN
ator France proposed, that on page
3, line z. wherever that is but doubt
less next to pure reading matter, to
strike out the word "paracetald- :
hyde" When the Amalgamated So-
ciety of Suffering Copy Reader,
heard of that they said with one
voice. there is a man who stands
up for the rights Of the peepul, YES
he does. He's forsus and were for
him. He knows what the working
man wants and we will all buy
homes in Maryland so as to vote for
him the next time he runs for any
thing. Think OF not having to strur.
gle with that word during four
years of a protective tearoff. Three
cheers for France" Put no. Calm
yourself, boys. The Senator from
North Dakota moved that the
amendment be not concurrcd In and
the Senator. never moving anything
for which he does not haye the vote.
had his way. But Just wait until
the A. s. Of s. C. R. gets q chance
at the Senator from North Dakota.
note a cute little paragraph
which reads as foifows: ION motion
of Mr.. Noses. 1t was ordered that
the address this day delivered BY
the President of the United States
before the two Houses of Congress
be printed a. q Senate document
and that $4,000 additional copies be
printed for the use OF the Senate"
CLEAN from the Congressional Rec
ord. reading between the lines, a.
a clever fellow will sometimes. that
election time 10 near and as / read,
sgain bstwesn the lines. Z wondered
now many. copies Pat Harrison
would struesis hens Win.