The Kevin review. [volume] (Kevin, Mont.) 1922-1929, 1922-11-30
How to Win a
Wife's Love
By CLARA DELAFIELD
%. 1922. Western Newspaper Union-)

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tom Snider," said his wife Emily Q
me 10th anniversary of their marriag
Jay. Il know l oughtn't to be sayln
l, out that little runt amt worth til
bread and butter he
But | guess all women's that wa,
Ihey sees what they thinks is thei
iearts ideal in some man, and the
puts their head into the halter for bel
er or worse-only it's always worse
And that's that.
NOT that he amt a good provide1
Ii say that much for him. But he
man that can't stand up for himsel
1t all. 1t makes me hot when / thinl
u the back talk he'll take from TIL
5as-collector and the iceman. l like (;
nan to be a man.
Ihe marriage specialist worked his
niger round his collar. "And so you've
come to me to restore loves young
'iream for you, Mrs. Snider, 1 under
stand" he said.
"Wen, | was feeling sort of senti-
mental admitted Emily Snider. But
'hucks, what's the use? I'll never look
IN Tom Snider with the eyes / once
looked on him with. Trouble is, when
you get to know a man, you can't re-
spect him. They're all the same.
There isn't any mar on earth worthy
OF the love of a good woman"
What is your husbands occupa-
tion? the marriage specialist in
CURED.
Hes a clerk in a corporation. The
kind that never rises because they lets
themselves be hustled all round the
shop by any cheap skate that bellows
at them.'
MAY l see him?"
Sure you can see him. Go down to
Castex & Co., and ask for Tom Snider
in the b~ookkeeper's department. You'll
see him there OF a high stool, with his
coat off and paper sleeves. And l
guess it's worth the price, because 1
sure would like to see Tom Snider
with the eyes of love again, if it was
for half a minute"
The marriage specialist was inter-
ested in the case. II suppose you had
your photographs taken when you were
narried?" he asked.
"Sure, Tom and me and the minis
I'll send it to you, only I've got
have it back, because it's all I've got
remind me what a fool l was"
1t was a very serious marriage spe-
who drew Tom Snider into his
,ffice during the lunch hour on the
GLOWING day.
"You see, Mr.. Snider, I know how
our wife feels" he said. "She wants
er dreams. Now-pardon me, that is
ather a shabby coat, isn't it?"
tits as good as I can afford" an
wered Tom Snider hufily.
"But your wedding clothes-what
i'd you do with that fine Prince AL
ert, white tie, creased striped trous-
rs, and shining silk hat?"
"Them? oh, I've got them some
here" Mr.. Snider answered. "What
bout 'em"
"This, my friend" said the marriage
Vocalist, laying a hand impressively
pom his shoulder. when a woman
lis in love with a man, it's the man
he then appears to her who will
ould her idea of him for ever after.
ow your wife was most in love with
II at the moment of your marriage.
VERY we'll. A subconscious COM
ex has been created in her mind.
he mar she loves is identified in her
ind with a well-itting Prince Albert
a white tie, a pair of creased
riped trousers, and a very shiny silk
t. Do you begin to get me?"
Dunno as l do" growled Mr.. Sni-
Il will e%xpound," said the marriage
ecialist, and he proceeded to do so.
On the following afternoon Mrs.
ider received a telephone call from
2 specialist.
'Say, l think l can restore that a
led dream of yours, Mrs. Snider," he
lied. "Can you come down to my
ice at 6 o'clock2"
Dunno as l can," Mrs. Snider an
cred. 'That fool will be around
re then, yelling for his eats"
He won't" said the marriage spe-
list emphatically. 81 urge you to
ne, Mrs. Snider. / have something
the utmost consequence to com
Inicate."
oh, very well, I guess I may as
II, seeing as I've paid you," came
answer.
1t 6 o'clock the marriage specialist, !
0 occupied an inner and an outer /
ce-one at a time, Of course-re- I
we'd Mrs. Snider at the door. /
Are you prepared to see your hus- ]
Id with the eyes Of lover he asked.
Sakes, yes, if you can do it. Where 9
he little monkey?"
Behold him." said the marriage
and threw open the inner
r.
'efore Mrs. Snider's startled eyes
'eared her spouse, attired in a we'll
ng Prince Albert, a white tie, gray,
lsed, striped trousers, and a shiny
hat"