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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
OtherE ditors T'henO urs
By THE CELLAR DOOR.


Sen Borah's remarks I'm the senate on America
and the League were spoken with heavy heart,
as by a general whose army deserving him. This
administration cannot for moment be considered
as an League administration The
first step been taken the second is close
and the third will be entry into the council and
assembly of the League AZ might have been and
no doubt was expected, this fire alarm brought
a great deal OF red-painted apparatus and much
assurance that the senator overwrought. What
have we TO do with abroad
Wei. Sen. LOdSe. TersOnage not unknown in
connection with controversies over the League. yes
terday introduced resolution that the United States
favors the establishment in Palestine of homeland
for the Jewish people. This looks very much like
one OF those Old World controversies which Sen.
Borah views with alarm. So IL So but il may have
a considerable bearing certain New World
controversy concerned with the reelection OF Henry
Cabot Lodge Republican opposition TO the League.
with presidential election in sisht conditioned
not so much Americas horror of Ola World
tanglements on the presence of Old World
tanslements i'm America.
However. Gov. Cox has pointed Of
those involver1ents are likely soon 10 disappear.
When Ireland and Germany IN the League Of
Nations, very large part OF the Irish and German
vote this country be expected be cast
against the League. And then republican states
men may be expected follow the lead of sen.
Lodge. dauntless champion o. Fiume and Palestine,
in allowing themselves to be enneshed IN only such
European entanslenents can be counted for
votes. why. father. was the net removed son.
il hath caught the fish
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
YOUR HEALTH s. By c6 Dr.. r. $.

What have the mop. broom and
dust-cloth 10 do with health? Much
much every way!
To begin with. cleanliness IS es-
sential TO good health You cannot
have strong, normal body unless
you live in clean rooms and cat
clean food from clean dishes. The
floor and the furniture cannot be
clean without the use Of mop,
broom and dust-rag.
Let's begin with the broom. This
domestic implement is intended to
dispose Of the gross dirt. But how
should It be used?
Sweeping is a fine art. 1t may &C
complish cleanliness. or It may
throw into the air clouds Of harm
full dust If the sweeping raises a
cloud of dust, IL is not being done
properly. The first essential Of
proper sweeping IS that it shall he
dustless
Dry sweeping is inexcusable.
There is something wrong with an
establishment which permits such
an outrage on the public.
When you come to realize how
dangerous this too-common practice
really is, you will join the growing
army OF those who insist on proper
methods Of cleaning. The floor
should be sprinkled with water.
with damp sawdust with bits Of
damp paper or with some other
substance which will collect and
hold the dust
The manner Of using the broom
should be cultivated The broom
should be drawn over the surface.
and not be permitted TO snap from
the floor. kicking the dust into the
air
While I am speaking about the
broom. let me warn the housewife
not 10 use too heavy a broom. Many
a woman has made herself lame and
perhaps has done herself real harm
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
SCIENCE IND ROMANCE.

Those who believed that science by reducing life
10 terms or the atom or to the components OF the
atom would drive out all romance. need fear
longer
That new science, psychoanalysis, has come TO the
rescue with the declaration that broken heart is
not flight OF fanciful fiction. the hackneyed en-
deavor describe the very depths OF unrsQuited
love. but Is a very scientific fact
Read this from the leader Of that profession
"Lovesickness has had fatal results The broken
heart is no mere poetic convention The violence Of
the emotions aroused by unsuccessful love may
strain the valves OF the heart and break them down
It has happened in fact. fiction. all
these symptoms are found only in the Of
cessful love.
"L.ovesickuess in its second stage-when love IS
grauned-is the most glorious Of health. Here
too the reactions definitely physical and mental
The successful lover has good appetite regular
heart action He-or she-has a healthy com
pIexion. sleeps undisturbed by nightmares"
In a rnaterialistic age. there comes now the voice
Of authority 20 support Laura Jean Libbey and her
imitators Love is the real motive power of the
world and IS that final force which means life and
health and happiness its lack lies failure de-
feat and disease.
Possibly the science would be interested in
thousand-tear-old custom OF the kings OF Java in
their pursuit OF love.
The brides of princes must qualify by the Dance
OF the Five Perfumes-by defying the fragrances
which are supposed TO suggest CoQuetry Vanity.
Envy and Hate. II she overcomes these she may
dance the final dance I'm which Love is sug-
gosted by the most permeating OF perfumes. heavy
and suftocatins
And while the ancient superstition OF the islands
compete with the new theory OF science most people
vIu clns 20 some very traditional ideas about
in which the words respect honor and mutual faith
have thelr part and which is founded in the very
sou! ot all life
Those who have found # viii not bother with the
scientific theory and those who have failed will
hardly find so,a-e i'm the perfumes OF the orient
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
dust FOLKS @y 6 G9 1877

Blessiu' alike the glorious and the
meek.
She has set down with grateful
hearts at night
And bowed her head in thanks for
simple fare.
Glad for the peaceful calm which
nestled there;
Her smile has made the toiler's
cabin bright
Where hearts rejoice in life and
al If gives.
Though high or low the place, Con
tentment lives.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
TIE TEST OF COURAGE.

To those who admit a lurking sense Of hero wor-
chip in their natures the candidacy OF Everett Ad
Gington for tha STATE legislature viii give thrill
Addiagton - years old and has been blind since
a child OF five when an accident took away all hope
OF his ever seeing again
To those Of tmid soul or born without ambition.
81 meant hampered and a limited life. a sentence
10 mediocfty in The close competition for success.
But his soul had in the thirst for knowledge.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21

by welding a broom too heavy for
her. Select a broom according to
YOUR strength, height and energy.
Then your sweeping will be less d
burden even though you have not
vacuum cleaner 10 rplace the broom.
let me warn the housewife not to
use too heavy a broom. Many a
woman has made herself lame and
perhaps has done herself real harm
by welding a broom too heavy FOR
her
Mops are filthy things Too many
times their use. instead of cleansing
the floors and stairways spreaas the
germs of disease.
There are mops. called oil-mops,
which are not wrung out OF water.
but which are used dry. How Is
such a mop 10 be cleaned?
You know how it IS clcaned-by
shaking It out of the window or
down the dumb-waiter Shame on
you! Have YOU no regard for the
health and life Of your neighbor?
Mops dust-rags and rugs should
not be shaken out OF the window.
There are enough dirt ana germs OF
disease in the air without your con-
tributiOn.
Make a heavy suds Of strong soap
or ammonia and wash the dirt and
dust out Of your dust-cloth or mop.
This is the only decent way to treat
these cleaning implements.
Cleanliness is essential 70 health,
and clean cleaning methods are
likewise essential 10 health
You are your brothers keeper,
and therefore. you should not en-
danger his comfort and health by
turning loose on his head the sweep
ings and dust OF your house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
THE "SEND JOE TO RUSSIA
FUND" Is PROGRESSING
NICELY, THANK YOU

The following contributions have
been received by Jimmy Studebaker
as treasurer OF the fund 10 send
Joe Grand LEADER back TO Russia
(report is complete up TO press
time at 3 a. m. Wednesday morn
ing) -
One row boat for trip. George Hull
Cigars & Chewing George Platner
New Visiting cards lin Russian)
...-........ Chas. r. Sax
Basket OF fruit. ........E r. PIOwaty
God Speed ...... Jimmy Studebaker
Haircut dncluding neck shave)
..............J Jake Heckaman
Introduction TO T. Goldman. ....
Observation-Disclosures. Sam Schwartz
Extra pair Of pants. Abe Livingston
IOIAL ................. (!!!!!!!)
n. B. All subscriptions 10 this
fund Will be gratefully received
Everything is donated with the dis
tinct understanding that Mr.. Grand
Leader is TO remain in Russia. In
case he wishes 10 return, II IS
agreed. that he viii give back every
thing given him on HIS departure
particularly Mr.. Piowaty's basket Of
fruit and Abe LivingstOn's pants. IN
good condition.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
CONFINEMENT.

Contentment has no fixed abiding
place,
No savorite haunt for weary men
10 seek.
Her tongue is one which all may
learn 10 speak,
Her beauty sometimes tints the sad
dest face.
The humblcst home may know her
gentle grace;
She has been found upon the
mountain peak
And In the valleys left her lovely
trace.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
PROMOTERS.

Gradually the country comes out OF the cyclone
cellar Promoters. undismayed by the epidemic OF
commercial failures i'm March authorized the issu-
ance of S652.759O00 i'm new securities compared
with only S252.676.C00 in March. 1921
This is much blood for business.
The big fellows expecting Industrial activity
and getting ready for It, Courage is increasing in
the private Offices. and Il Will be infectious.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
ThpIower

We have received an invitation
from John Haberle. president OF the
Hammer club. 20 attend a banquet
or this organization az Il O'Clock on
Saturday at Kable's restaurant. The
invitation from the secretary Of
the Hammers. Mr.. ". p. Kelley.
does not indicate whether the ban
quet is az noon or midnight. so we
suppose the only safe way 10 make
sure on the feed Is go both times.
II IL presumed that the banquet
is in celebration OF Mr.. HaberIe's
fftieth year IN South Bend Mr..
Haberle viii probably tell at the
banquet how he and Marvin Camp
bell came TO town the day after
Father Sorin arrived.
At the Kiwanis club yesterday.
we noted C. B. Steed and Max Adler
sitting side by side in close confer
ence. If the necktie market IN
South Bend don't start 10 luctuate
soon as a result Of this conference,
Wen be surprised.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
NO, WE MISSED THIS ONE


Tower,
South Bend Ind.
DEAR BILL
7 wonder II you ever heard the
one that Frank Albright. the
genial bicycle dealer. tells on him
self. II seems that one. night
when all were asleep Franks
house was struck by lightning.
Frank. IN bed, got thrown out in
the middle Of the room. half
asleep. The room was fun Of
birthstone, and Mrs. Albright
claims that her husband sat UP
rubbed his eyes and said.-"St.
Peter. I am here. What can't
understand is. why should a man
in the bicycle game ever fancy
that he was so near the pearly
gates.
THE GOODRICH KID.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
QUESTIONS ABOUT DRIVING 4
FORD CHEFRFULLY ANSWERED
Bill Armstrong

QUESTIONS ABOUT DRIVING \
FORD CHEFRFULLY ANSWERED
OUESTION-Dear Tower OBJ
serve that YOU have recently pur-
chased a Ford knowing that you
are an expert on all such matters.
7 would ike 20 ask you which is
the best car. a Ford or a Pierce Ar
row? -SPENDER.
ANSWER would not want my
choice TO influence YOU in anyway,
Spender. but you can see where
spent my dough. I could have had
the choice Of any car on the mark
et-that is nearly any. and still
Gould have kept ont OF Sheriff
Ducks clutches
CUES -Tower:-How do you go
about 70 oil the differential. and do
YOU think Il is policy TO pull II in
during wet weather?
ANS.-To oil the digerential, I
find it handy 20 bore hole in the
roof large enough TO insert a fair
sized funnel. . Have somebody un-
derneath the funnel 10 catch the oil
who knows a differential when they
see one. and let them insert the oil
where it belongs Thus FAR We have
followed a set policy OF leaving the
dinerential out IN the wet. regard
less of consequences. This policy
may seem little old and out OF
date. but we intend TO follow il,
for the present at least
QUEs.-I have just purchased
one of Henry Fords little wonders,
and am beginning 10 learn 10 drive
T am learning rapidly but I havn't
found out yet what to do when 1
am approaching another car or a
steam roller. and fail in my efforts
to get my Ford under control and
motionless. What do you do?
ANS.-Your trouble is very
common one 10 the beginner.
Strange TO say 7 had the same trou-
bile myself I will describe 10 you
how 7 have overcome this trouble.
Now listen carefully. For instance
am approaching street car at
a moderate rate of speed. I reach
for the foot break hut by mistake
I hit. for instance, all the floor ped
ais at once. In other words. I have
my foot on high, low. jack. neutral
state Of war the starter. and several
other traps. and still the machine
continues to glide smoothly toward
the street car For some reason or
another. It seems there is no way
OF avoiding a collision. When
have argued over the matter and
finally convinced myself on this
point. 7 begin praying. shut my eyes
and leap into space. Yesterday.
meant TO leap into space, but 1T in
an ash can. From one can into
another. chirped miserable
whelp on the sidewalk, that looked
gloomy enough TO be with the Daily
Moan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21

MICHIGAN STREET JoTTINGS
Tom Brandon. Of South Bend and
New York. we observe. is celebrat-
ing his 18th anniversary. Mr. Bran
don IS spending a few Gays here in
South Bend IN observance Of the
occasion
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21
Business Women

will appreciate the handi-
ness of a sterling silver
pencil mounted in sterling
and hung on a 45-inch pure
silk soutoir. They are but
$I.00.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-21

Better 10 hold your tongue today
than regret your words tomorrow.
The greatest evil a man can do 70
himself is to be unjust 70 others.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
No Deflation Here

To the farmer who cannot pay his taxes, who is srug-
Cling with four cent oganberres who cannot market his
POTATOES who gets barely cost Of production for his wheat
the prosperity of the Standard Oil and similar trusts whom
benefcent government protects in profteerng is exas-
perang must tax his slender means to contrib
ute towards it, The Standard Oil is mentioned merely be-
cause it is the typical and has Haunted its inflated prosper
ing from deflation in shameless that has made
radicals in politics.
Standard Oil units have been declaring stock dividends
running from 100 percent to 400 percent in addition to reg
uIar cash dividends upon inflated capitalization The Stand
ard Oil of New Jersey reflects the prosperity of the trust
for since $780, addition the 400 percent stock dividend
recently declared it has paid total Of 5l percent in cash
dividends an average of 32 percent annually It's surplus
increased $499 in 1918 to 100000 in 1921
and is still increasing
These profits made possible by overcharglng the
public Penny by penny the millions including the farmers
are mucted for reasonable proht Inc
great increase in consumption the modern scientific pro-
cesses which cheaper production merely increase company
proftsare passed the public Quantity production
merely quantity profits and monopoly increases pro-
fits at will as the traffic will stand it.
The Standard Oil trust dissolved conspiracy in
restraint of trade only to reorganize under
various units and strengthen its greedy monoposc grasp
The world war the various pancs that have swept the
country and penazed the producer have left the Standard
Oil untouched.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
Gains Is Pounds
and Feels Like
New Person

''Tanlac has actually built me
up twenty five pounds in weight
and | am now enjoying wonder
full health declared Mrs. Ma
mie E. Doud, of 64S Hayes St.,
San Francisco. Calf.
"A severe attack OF influenza
left me in awful health. My ap-
petite was so poor that nothing
appealed to me. and the little l
did eat caused terrible spells of
Indigestion, bloating and heart
palpitation. | had dreadful pains
In my back and rheumatism in my
left knee which aehed and panied
me so bad could hardly bear my
weight on it. / felt 50 miserable
that life hardly seemed worth
living.
''But Tanlac has rid me of my
troubles just like 1t was made es-
pecially for me. l eat heartily and
enjoy my meals now. and I never
have an ache or pain. in fact, I
simply feel like a new woman
Tanlac is sold by all good drug
gists fady1
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
The Regeneration OF
Malcolm StaYmO1t11t
Ry Idah MeGlone Gibson.

by which she could gain her re-
venge.
"Call your officer Of the law,
Nal, and let me lodge complaint
against you," taunted Nadia glow
ing with excitement.
The servants came at call from
Starmount.
Nadia Courteney, seeing that she
would have spectators, began to
weep, crying Historically: "oh, is
he dead9 Is poor Dicky dead2"
"Pick this man up, Sather. You
help him, Jane. Take him into the
library and you-all of you," this
to the men and women of Nalda's
party who were standing about al
most sobered by the tragedy,i '.get
out of herel Don't stand gawping
here. Get outl"
AS the servants stopped to pick
up poor Dicky Officer Mgllcahy
entered through the long French
windows.
'Here, you" he said quite causu-
ally. Leave that body alone"
But, Pat, he ism u dead" At
the high, childish frightened voice
every one turned to the open door.
There stood Mary Devlin. She
bent over the man huddled Oh the
floor beside her. She almost fell
across his body as she tried to put
her ear to his heart. She recover
ed herself and after moment rails
ed up and looked at the officer.
"No, Pat, he is not dead" she re-
iterated "Will you please tell them
to pick him up and bring him in
here where we can do something
for himR"
At the sight of Tenants ghast-
ly face covered with blood Nadia
Courteney began afresh: ooh,
Dickey; Dickeyl Oh, he is deadl
He is deadl"
make her stop that noise, Pat, "
urged Mary Devlin quietly. She was
the calmest person in the room. She
seemed to have matured years in
the space of minutes.
'Mr. Starmount," she suggested,
you and that gentleman over
there'' pointing to Theodore Park
er, ego in and see what you can
do for your friend"
Indeed, they will not" snapped
Nadia Courteney. II will go into
the room with Mr.. Tenant myself.
want to Sc whether he is still
alive. II he is not / have something
to say. Let me pass.
Nadia Courteney started to push
aside The slight form Of Mary Dew
lin but encountered the blrly arm
of Pat Mulcahy.
Tomorrow-Nalda's Revenge.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
rs Champion
House Cleaner

"Your medicine is certainly the
greatest cleaner I ever saw. |
never thought such stuff could be
in a human being. l am feeling
ten years younger since taking
the course OF Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy, and am telling every
body it is the champion house
cleaner, My bloating in stomach
and pains are all gone and I can
eat anything" it is a simple,
harmless preparation that re-
moves the catarrhal mucus from
the intestinal tract and allays the
inflammation which causes prae-
tically all stomach. liver and in
testlnal ailments, including appen
dicitis. One dose will convince
or money refunded. J. G. Perry.
d. ]. Fry and druggists every
where. (advl
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
Transportation Breakdown

One of the greatest problems before the nation is that
Of Transportation Annually there is autumn break
down. when transportation is needed most involving heavy
losses to farmers and producers This the loss Is
greater than OF the coal and rail strikes ag
gravated the stuaonbut there is always some aDl Tor
the railroads
AS result millions Of bushels Of products piled at
terminals awaiting shipment Enormous losses OF potatoes
apples and similar pershabe threatened because
warehouses are overcrowded with winter at hand Rates
upon shipping grain by have advanced meaning loss
to the grower of the increased rate while all grain elevators
are congested 1t estimated the grain and shippers
loss will reach $400,000,000.
The cause of this condition is that the transportation
facilities of the country inadequate for the business Of
fered and have been for some The annual increase IN
the number of locomotives in service almost W percent
less and in their ractve power 5O percent less
in the seven years ending with than with the period
ending with 1907 The annual increase in the number Oh
freight service 80 percent less and in their ton
mage capacity 80 percent less Meanwhile the production OF
the country has been steadily increasing.
Railroads give as the for this failure to increase
rolling stock to meet the additional demands of traffic. ex-
cessve and overrgd regulation by state and nation Whlch
has depressed their securities and made impossible to
cure money for improvements The decline in the develop
Of railroads. it is pointed out began with the policy
Of restrictive railroad regulation which has by control OF
revenues without responsibility of operating cost crippled
the earning power Of the railroads.
Some relief is expected from the merging OF competing
lines and the uncaon systems under direction of the
Interstate Commerce Commission for elmlnat-
ing waste increasing earnings but the real solution lies
in the development of possible lines of transportation
such as and transportation the ST. Lawrence pro
ect which will bring seaboard to the Great Lakes and re-
eve the railroads of much tonnage and further development
of motor transportation by paved highways.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27

"A born reformer is usually born of circumstances.
Where does the oldest nhabitan get off, if the good die
young?
From man it is reason and from woman it's "just
because"
Well, if the ex-Kaiser get brde-theres hope for
lot of others.
New Yorks Governor is named Smith. All his name
sakes must have voted for him.
The unlucky age for girl is thirteen She is too old
for dolls, and too young for beaus.
Now that John D. Rockefeller Jr. has approved the
eight hour day, perhaps we can have it.
Women will never get equal footing with men
until they buy their shoes for comfort instead of looks
This is the time of the year when people visit
tuarants search of overcoats Keep EN-
college education teaches boys to spend more
money in four years than their fathers make in life
time,
prominent lawyer is said to have exclaimed after his
first visit to the Grand Canyon Colorado AT last have
fognd place to throw my old safety razor blades
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-11-27
.BARRATT QUITS
HIGHWAY BOARD

Portland. Or, Nov. 27.-W. b.
Barratt, member Of the state high
way commission, rendered his res-
ignation to Governor 0lcott yes
terday. The resignation will take
effect December 81. This course
was adopted by Commissioner Bar
ratt. who is the eastern Oregon
member of the board, in order to
give Governor-elect Pierce ample
time for selecting a new man.
In his letter, Commissioner
Barratt says that his only regret
in leaving the department is that
he will miss his association with a
few men who "in this day and age,
when suspicion and slander are
rife, can stand up before the world
imbued with the supreme satisfac-
tion that they have given the best
that was in them, unselflshly."
Mr.. Barratt, who is sheepman
Of Morrow county, was selected by
Governor Olcott to fill the unex-
pired term OF E. e. Kiddle of I'm
ion county, when the latter died.
Mr.. Barratt was appointed in De-
cember, 1920, so that he has
served two years. AT the expira-
tion of Mr.. Kiddle's term, Mr.
Barratt was reappointed on the
understanding, stipulated by him
self, that he would continue only
until the plans of this year were
worked out.