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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04
THE WORST is TO COME.

THE WORST is TO COME.
Down In Cabarrus county, ".
c., according to the Concord, N. e.,
Observer, one Of Clyde C0rzine's
hens recently laid two extraordi-
nary eggs, in the inside Of each
being another fully developed egg
In q shell. They call her the "2-in-
1" hen.
Up I'm fashionable New York the
Custom Cutters Club Is exhibiting
male attire for the coming year.
Shirts will have cOrn-flowers, ge-
raniums, orchids. etc, on 'em. Socks
will resemble, In color scheme, a
platter Of French pastry, and Will
be embroidered with cream puffs
or pOtted petunias.
Even brOcade on shirts and vests
will be encouraged. Young men
who follow the style will, like
stylishly dressed young ladies, look
sweet enough to kiss.
And the subnOrmal Is TO be com.
plicated by the fact that Venus
Is In unfortunate rule" for lovers.
As the astrOiogers see II. men and
women are going to be unduly
inclined TO the fOOlishly sentiment
tai; flirtatiOns and indiscretions
will multiply; eyed old men will
not be controlled by their heads.
We hate to see all this coming.
We could stand the double-egg
affair, because a hen hasn't much
sense anyhow, but when we learn
hat young men are to resemble
a flower garden, In gayety OF
clothes, and that Venus Is going
to make men and women silly In
This love business, we fear the
worst.
It's bad enough to be in love,
And invite disappointing trou-
bles,
But the outlook is getting aw-
fully bad
When hens begin TO make
doubles"
Then, to cap the well-knOwn
climax,
Men are to dress like Chick
ens,"
With flowers and brocade on
their shirts,
And still the plot thickens.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04
Church Of the Advent,

Rev. Thorn Williamson, jr., rector
Of the Church of the Advent, has
arranged for special services each
Wednesday night during Lent at
which there will be special preach
ers. The preachers at the service
next Wednesday night will be Rev,
+. Il. McManus. of Upper Marl
boro, Md.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

CONSOLATION in age will to
you come,
Only when duties of youth are
we'll done.
Never oerlook. then, a chance
~ to do good,
Someday youll rue it, If ever
~ you should.
Offer the best you have to aid
'fellowman.
7 life will be sweeter II lived by
this plan.
A nd. when you lie down for your
evening rest,
Thoughts will be treasures, If
you've done your best.
Jf each act of life is thoroughly
done,
obligations will be met, and LIES
" victory won.
Nothing else will e'er bring you
~ CONSOLATION. E
"PANSY BUSH"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

Josephus Daniels, In a special arti.
Gle In The Washington Times Sunday
morning, says the four.power treaty
Ii exactly like the League OF Nations,
and that Republican leaders who
fought Woodrow Wilson ''are now
spologizing 10 him."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

Turned down by Princess Mary,
who married q few days ago, King
Alexander Of Jugo-Slavis, went shop.
ping for q wife. and did the best he
could. Read Of his interesting ex.
pcricnccs In The Sunday Times.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

Whether George Washington
had red hair or brown hair, it's
q cinch that he never paid 80
cents for a hair cut.
JIMMY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

"DOT" tells US that "col-
legiates," and not "cake-eatress-
es," wear sport shoes. A contrib
advised that art gum would
clean sport shoes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04
OUT OF LUCK.

Say, Jack, have two cases in
my home"
"Hooray. Scotch or rye"
mo, measles"
COPY BOY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-04

THAT TRUTH SERUM"
SHOWS idea OF what . haber-
dasher's clerk. who had been given
. shot of the now truth serum,
would say TO o customer:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04
Sen1i-AnnuQL
Sale of
Lamps,
Shades

A tyical Sale value in old ivory finish.
Complete with paneled silk shade, and
wired ready to attach.
strawbridse Clother-Fourth Floor. Market 81.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04
THE MOVIE FANS LETTERBOX
BY HENRY NJ. NEELY

weighs 40 pounds. has, fair COM
plexion and light hair and blue eyes.
Mrs. Rae Olson writes: cam writ
ing in answer to Thclma Chandler. She
asked IL any reader knew who played
In "The Reincarnation Of Karma.'
If l remember correctly, it was
Courtney Footc as the man. Rosemary
Theby and Lillian Walker were the
girls.
THAT was some picture: wouldn't t
mind seeing 1t again. 1t was one of the
old Vitagraphs.
II agree with you that Thelma il
about twenty mine. l am somewhere
near that myself and II seems long
time ago. know it was between eleven
and twelve years ago that ] saw it.
'By the way. what happened TO ILL
lian Walker? She was always a favoritc
of mine" .E. .-...
(Mine. too. She has been acting in a
New England stock company for a nun. {.
bcr Of years. but last season went into
vaudeville. Then she signed h contract
with New York picture producer to
make film to be called The Flapper. "
the story by Eugene Waiter. That was
last June and haven't heard from her
since. But she was the dimpled darling,
wasn't she?) . -
Chiqult0 writes: Il was so glad to
see that eminently sensible. we'll -ex-
pressed letter of M. r. on the sub
ject Of Valentino. think that M. T.. '
has expressed what so many Of us think
on that subject, but are unable to put
down on paper with his or her clear :
nd nj IptfprS
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04
SQUe One-third
on These Heavy
Administer Rugs

Because they had slight irregularities
in the weave, these Rugs were secured by
the Department Of Lower-Priced Floor
Coverings at a price concession of one
third. They are very heavy grade-the
product of one of Americas leading mills
---and there is/s wealth of designs and
sizes to choose from. Autumn home fur
nishers will do we'll to profit by these
prices
I.SnIs feet--s44.75 7,6r9 jeet-sqI.75
9rI2 feet-SS5.75 6.9r9 feet-SSS75
9r10.6 fect-s2@,75 4.6r6.6 jeet--SI0.75
S1S feet--$e275 s6a65 inches--S5.75
7.6rl0.6 ft.--yRI.75 27r5I inches--$5.75
srawbridss 4 Clothisr--Fioor ~. Fiibert street
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04


y,o, writos. 81 am, like most of
your rea"e''' "'
naturally ENJOY the ac'ihs ot >cei'a''
st,rs more than that of others.
..somos of my fayoritcs are May Al
:, r,,, D., p.,,,. co,nnso,
Iton' lheua p"l"'
Dorothy Dalton, Harrison Ford' E's'e
Ferguson, Ralph Graves. Sess,ie Haya-
-. No,I, lJ,,,,o 1osenb Kilpour.
c""' cs1
bert LEteh' M"s ,os' ~
Nagel, Eileen Percy. Ethei Clayton
Theodore Roberts. conway Iearle.
Gladys Walton. Clara kimbaii Young
Harry S. Ililliard and stuart Holmes.
Can you tell me what mas pecothe
VI Harry =. billiard!
mo one seems TO mention -,oscVn
Kilgour i'm YOUR cOlymn. although MS
face Is familiar to al movie fans. l
saw him on the stage last season win
Frances Starr in The Easiest way,
In the play.
! 40 not care 10 see ac'' out I.. VIII.
not men'loh 'heir hames us a"a!s y;
" 10 i've up 10 IN! ho''D, Wn'.I ~
you can poos'' ooh hnoch'
..
everybody adopted your motto the
slump into chaos. It's only the knockers
who accomplish anything toward prog
fess; It S only the man WHO ISM COM
p.acehtly tolerant OF 'h,hes as tney are W
VINO shows us things as they ought 70
T.
Knock the Knockers. They re mighty
valuable asset to community.
Harry llilliard is still in the movie
eahe. He'd probably be glad to know
that somebody had noticed him. so why
don't You write him, 1908 Wilcox ave-
nue.. Hollywood. . T.-
Kilgour was certainly fine in Easiest
Way He seems to have entirely de-
serted the screen for the stage.) 2
I......
NJ. n. r.: "Perils of Pauline" came
out long time ago. but my memory is
that Creighton Hale played the juve-
nile lead aud Sheldon Lewis was the
heavy" -..s.
..
"Just Mary" (of Co,o Nav> writes
''roni9b, W. Nape MA! "l'.s /.
| Weeks. Pcrhars that's whv on; loved
kso much, ! do,.t roo,, Wy hsor;,. obo~t
Il In Philadelnbia-..A Wom,am ot No
Nay, is he still ,tahoop, Was II n,ovcd
there: ''"''''' '"' ~ p'"' ''
1T was yerv welI dono ,.,lI oc,od
md the pbotopr,n nbv oxcentiorali, cod
While tbc sccnari" piH ,".t, h,m sooI'
ties OF liberties osnoo;aTf. ~ ,oHM maf' Iuan
| It kent to tho 80, ' m''n .ne
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04
A PEERLEss GERMANY

Economic necessity may bring about a
liberty Special cable dispatches on ali
prn.s s.y on Ss Ss ,s
Lands'' Page Of the PuBLIc LEDGER. Make
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-09-04
Housekeeping!
Supplies

convenient arrangement OF Cne
really comprehensive stock will de-
light any housekeeper. Hundreds of
things to make housekeeping easy,
to tighten housework, to insure
proper preparation of the meal, are
here assembled-and in the Sale at
savings of 20 to 33 per cent. A few
of the many values.
Systematic, thrifty women will
make out list of the things they
need, and fill their wants from these
and the hundreds of other oppor-
tunities.
ALUMINIUM UTENSILS-S5c
You can save about one-third on the
many Aluminium Cooking Utensils by TAX
ing advantage of the remarkable values.
NORTHLAND REFRIGERATORS
$3.50, $23.5O and $3.50
Three convenient family sizes, holding
go and 80 pounds of ice; hardwood frame,
well made and white-lined
WHITE ENAMELWARE AT
HALF REGULAR PRICES
Teakettles, Saucepans, Boilers, Pans,
l. oto, WIZ ''iShI ihipcIIeCllOHS III Cile I'M
ish arc responsible for the low prices.
LAUNDRY SOAP, now $3.50 a case
Household Kitchen and Laundry Soap,
five hundred cases of 100 bars each.
WALL AND CEILING BUSTERS
i'm the Sale at S5c
Lamb's-wool Busters, with long handle.
HEAVY TIN DISH PANS
now $l.0O and S1.25
Kreamers heavy tin Dish Pans, 10
quart size at $l.00; 12-quart size at Sl25.
GALVANIZED IRON GARBAGE
CANS-nOw 9Oc
Deep covers and strongly made.
STRONG CARPET BROOMS-95c
Best grade of corn. smooth handle and
light in weight.
PORTABLE GAS HEATERS
now $2.75
Copper reflector style; q inches high,
l2iA inches wide and 91a inches deep.
Strawbridge & NC.other-Fourtb' h Floor
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
PEASANTS FOR AMERICA?

In a speech in Boston, Mass, Sec
rotary of Agriculture Wallace said:
I'VE are approaching that period
which comes in the life of every ma
tor when we must determine wheth-
er we shall strive for well-rounded
self-sustaining national life in which
there shall be a fair balance between
industry and agriculture, or whether,
as so many nations in the past have
done, we shall sacrifice our agricul-
ture for the building of cities and
expect our food to be produced not
by independent farmers, but by men
and women of the peasant type"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
BETTER BUSINESS ENGLISH

Better English means better bus
iness," declares the National Council
of Teachers of English. Accordingly it
is trying to improve the style of
American business correspondence.
Mr.. Tired Business Man, then, we
suppose, will no longer be allowed to
save time and grammar by starting a
letter in this wise: "Yours of 18th
received and contents noted. In reply
beg to state
He will can the slang and he will
not make such breaks as "Men like
you and l." He may even remember
that there is verb "lend" in the
language, and refrain from "loaning"
money in our slack American way.
He will cultivate all the rigors Of
grammar and the graces Of rhetoric,
and put business on a higher plane Of
linguistic elegance lat least.
To tell the truth, correspondence in
general, with special emphasis on bus
ness correspondence and not exclud-
ing newspapers correspondence, could
stand quite little reform along this
line. The poor old English language
is sadly abused nowadays. Let us
be kind to it for it's own sake and for
the sake OF our children and their
children who will have to use it.
There may be money in it, too, if the
business man doesn't make his style
so excessively and excrutiatingly ele-
CANT as to scare away lowbrow trade.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
The Fellowship Of Jesus
III Lincoln
Milwaukee.

God is faithful, by whom We were
called unto the fellowship Of his son,
Jesus Christ our Lord" Cor. 1:9.
The old saying. that zones asso-
ciates are an index to his character, 4"
is true for several reasons. If it does
not show what the character is. it
shows what it will be eventually, for
the laws that govern this phase of
our lives is proven to be in operation
all about us and may be plainly seen.
A candid and honest examination or
the Christian religion, as Jesus taught
it, will prove to the student of human
nature that nothing in the world is
more adapted to the need of the hui
man heart and life than Christianity.
How true is it said, "He knew what
was in man." How well are all the
rules and requirements Of the Chris
tian designed to bring back the
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12

out, the iron man., the automatic
machine does the workers thinking
for him. When he leaves the shop
he must think for himself. What his
thoughts will be and where they will
lead him will depend upon the kind
and degree of his education as re-
CARDS interests and diversions.
"Let the schools get busy not upon
lathes, but upon the instincts OF the
average man, that he may invest his
human capital wisely outside the shop
wallis says the minister. Crime
and wasting are the logical resources
of the undisciplined mind. Education
which provides for the mans working
hours, but leaves him with no whole
some ambitions and resources for his
leisure, falls short.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12

image of God to his life. The sin
propensity of the heart may deny the
wisdom of Gods ways, but no man
ever put the plan of salvation to the
test and found it failure.
Work of Grace
both instantaneous and gradual. The
grace of God pardons sins the very
instant we meet the conditions as
given in the word We are justified
in the same manner. We are Born
OF Cod in the same manner. Follow
ing these works, which are all just
beginnings, there is gradual work,
which is known as, Growing in
Grace" The word does not say
Grow into Grace. The seed does
not grow into the ground, but after
it is planted, it grows and develops
the nature that was contained in the
seed. The Bible emphasizes the need
of the seed being definitely planted
in the heart and it also holds out the
privilege of knowing where and that
the seed is in truth planted.
The beginning of grace in the heart
is wonderful event. How many
have sung with deep appreciation
the words of Doddridge, % Happy Day
That Fixed My Choice" yet as won
derful as it is to be converted to
Christ, it is first as wonderful and
may be more, to keep an experience
and realize the improvement that
God intends to follow. Stagnant grace
is something unknown. The grace Of
God either improves us or leaves us.
Cross of Jesus
The cross of Jesus will ever be a
great center of attraction to the
saved of earth, but there follows it
the grand truth of the mediatorial
work of Jesus, seeing He ever
liveth to make intercession for them
His name is Emmanuel, God with us"
and this according to the law of ma
ture, will enable us, if we will, to
become like Him in our lives by the
simple process of, Fellowshiping
Jesus.
1t has been these hundreds OF
years since any man ever fellow
SHIPPED Jesus as man in the flesh,
but since the day he returned to His
native home, people of earth have
continued to fellowship Him in spirit
and today He is as real to many as
He ever was to Peter and John. They
that come to know Him will find
sweet fellowship with the word
through the word. He is so present
in real prayer. He is to be met and
communed with in the hearts Of His
people.
Some buy a wall motto and let it
say, Jesus is in our Home" but
others have such sweet fellowship
with Him that He bespeaks His own
presence.
SYDNEY S. HOTCHKISS
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12

doubtless was too far gone, too deep
ly decayed in his heart, for human
redemption. But Mr.. Codding has re-
deemed many men. He has put back
into useful life scores-even humid
reds-who are living industrious
aspiring lives. The chance infection to
his daughter from one man too heavily
charged with an anti-social complex
proves nothing. If the girl is not en-
Uttered, the experience will not hurt
her. Indeed, in the world only one
thing really hurts person; and that
is the loss of faith Not death, not be-
trayal, not vanishing riches, nor
the loss of faith. For when faith goes
important to the happiness of a man
or woman making the pilgrimage of
the wilderness of this world as is
the loss of faint. For when faith goes
happiness cannot stay.
=
To the Coddings whose faith is
firm in the goodness of God and the
instructive decency of man, this in
cident is sad but not important. To
their friends and those of their good
faith the fact that one man failed
proves the need of further endea-
vor and deeper purpose in their ear
nest desire to make this world hap
pier by making it's ways more just.
-Emporia Gazette.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
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How About This Mike?

I have read and heard discussed
many and varied ideas concerning
the cause of the business depression
that is sweeping the country, but af-
ter reading Mike and Hanna Makers
article IN a recent issue of the News
1 am led to believe that the
whole trouble lies in the fact that Los
Angeles is doing the business of the
entire nation l admire Mikes loyalty
to his home town and must admit that
he would be a great booster if he had
something to boost; but city that
has so little legitimate business that
she must resort to a scheme to make
marmalade out Of peach stones
and lemon seeds is most assured1y
on the bum. Once upon time a
gentleman living in Maine conceived
the idea that he could revolutiOniZe
the entire grocery business by manu-
featuring wooden nutmegs. But the
poor devil, his factory and all his
brilliant ideas have long since gone
glimmering down the narrow groves
of time forgotten by men. SO / fear
it will be with Mikes process of max
ing ollopodrida out of corn husks and
orange cores or pith.
/ am not of a gambling disposi-
ton but I'll wager a cookie that be-
fore the robins nest again Mike and
Chas. Stadler will be coming back,
the narratives of their neither gar.
ments failing lazily on the balmg
Wisconsin atmosphere.
Oh Mike! Oh Hannah! Oh Mabel!
g HUGH KELLEY.
III Lincoln avenue
Milwaukee.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
" lat This Buffalo Physician
Has Done For Humanity

The picture which appears here of
DR.. Pierce of Buffalo, n. Y, was taken
in 1910. AS young man DR.. Pierce
practised medicine in Pennsylvania
and was known far and wide for his
great success in alternating disease.
lie early moved to Buffalo and put up
in ready to use form, his Golden
Medical Discovery, the we'll known
tonic for the blood. This strength
builder is made from a formula which
DR.. Pierce found most effective in
diseases of the blood. 1t contains no
alcohol and is an extract of native
roots with the ingredients plainly
stated on the wrapper. Good red
blood, vim, vigor and vitality are sure
to follow if you take this Alternative
Extract. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery clears away pimples and
annoying eruptions and tends to keep
the complexion fresh and clear. This
Discovery corrects the Fdisordered con-
ditions in sick stomach, aids diges-
ton, acts as tonic and purifies the
blood. Write DR.. Pierce's Invalids
Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y, and receive
confidential medical advice without
charge. Ali druggists sell Discovery,
tablets or liquid. Send 10c for trial pkg.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
EDUCATION FOR LEISURE

A minister who has devoted much
time to the study of the problems
of the employed, who constitute a
large part of his congregation, be-
lieves that what education needs to-
day is fewer trades schools, devoted
to teaching men how to work in
shops, and more schools which teach
the shop worker how to use his
leisure wisely.
Inside the shop, the minister points
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12
WARDEN'S DAUGHTER MAR
RIFFS CONVICT

Those who believe that human ma
ture is depraved and irredeemable
will find comfort beyond words in
the Codding case. For former War
den Codding, of the Kansas State
Penitentiary, believed that humanity
is essentially good and for a dozen
wears as warden of our penitentiary
he put his creed into his life and
devoted himself more to redeeming
the men behind the bars than to
furnishing them. Codding felt deeply
that crime is the result of the defec.
tive home. And he believed that the
home is defective largely by reason
of a poor economic adjustment or
series of generations of poor homes
due to negotiable distribution of the
worlds goods. This heresy that crime
is the result of ignorance and po-
verify which are in themselves re-
movable causes, if men would consid-
er the Golden Rule in business and in
politics, is, of course tremendously
offensive to those who have what
they do not earn They feel that the
mere fact of their having what they
do not earn makes their holding
righteous Hence the belief in the de-
vine right Of property,
Well, all this hard-b boiled feeling
accounts for the gloating of the self
righteous over the the news that Mr..
Coddings daughter married con
Wet who seems to be bad lot, and
who having violated his parole is back
in prison. The incident not only justi-
fies those who. believe in total de-
pravity but in their eyes it metes
out just punishment to fool who is
interfering with Gods Providence in
the punishment of the wicked.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12

Mr.. Codding' doubtless feels the
bitter sting of this mockery Of his
enemies. But doubtless has not mo-
difed his convictions He had reared
his children to believe that men are
at bottom trustworthy. This belief in
the decency of humanity is a better
creed than its opposite. And Mr..
Codding probably feels that even the
sorrow that has come to his daugh-
ter has left her better and happier
woman than she would possibly be
under the belief that man is all bad
by instinct. The man who married her
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1922-01-12

best that then existed and the best
that has been produced since is now
available to the humblest American.
All he needs to unlock this store
house is the golden key of "educa-
ton" And that is his for the mere
pains of accepting; it is offered to
him by the public schools, which
leave not district in the country
unblessed by their presence. Even
poor aliens coming here are able to
get such an education in the city
might schools Pathfinder.