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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
Warning to the Freshies

NEVER get fresh with an upper
classman unless you can run faster
than he.
NEVER bring your tops or roller
skates to school. A Junior might
want to borrow them.
DON'T count your eggs before they
are hatched-there may be goose
egg among them. (This advice holds
good especially before you receive
your report card).
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
Comparison

Oh! the meanness of Junior whe
he's mean,
Oh! the leanness of Senior whc
he's lean,
And the leanneSs of the lcanest
Are not in it with the greenness
Of freshman when he's green.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
For the Latin Student

For the Latin Student
Parva Bo Peep
Amisit her sheep
Nesciit where to find them.
Abstine alone
Eft venient home
Cum omnibus caudis behind them.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Clifford: IL lead dogs life"
Catherine: Eyes, you come into the
house with muddy feet, sit down by a
fire and wait to be fed"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Man entering taxicab: "Be careful,
chauffeur, this is my first ride
Chauffeur: "Got nothing on me, this
is my first trip with a passenger"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
"When Creek Meets Greek"

The expression, when Greek meets
Greek" slightly altered, ia derived
from the line. "W'hen Greeks joined
Greeks. then was the tug of war" The
quotation Is from the drama Of "Al"x-
ander the Great" by Nathaniel Lee
(1655- 1922, and refers to the stubborn
resistance offered by the cities of
Greece to Philip and Alexander Of
Nacedon.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

The Seven Wonders of Thurmor
Memorial Park.
High School Band.
Thurmont High School.
Town Hall.
Gem Theatre.
The Community Club.
The Oil Well.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
Wizzers

Senior: What is the most nervous
thing in the world-next to a girl?
Johnny Boiler: Myself, next to girl.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
The Scare

The Scare
Twas during the assembly period,
When all through the hall,
There was heard a fierce "me-ow"
Which frightened one and all.
But it was soon discovered,
And this Pm shamed to say,
That it was nothing but kitten
That scared the school that day.
This fact plainly shows that no matter
how small
An intruder may be, he can brighten
us ALL
Howard Ruozer, "a
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
THURMONT HIGH SCHOOL
THE MEG APH o N E

Published alternately by the Delta
Sigma and the PhiIukalean Literary
Societies the first and third weeks OF
each month during the school year.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Stanley giving the principal parts of
Romance: Friendship, Lovere, Kissi-
mi, Ringum.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Grady, in English class: 1.-THE horses
were runnin'"
Miss Shipley: Don't forget the e."
Grady: Gee, the horses were run
MIN"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

"Do you serve Holsters here?"
eyes sir, sit down; we serve any
body here"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

When ice cream grows Oh macaroni
trees,
When Sahara's sand are muddy,
When cats and dogs wear overshoes,
That's when ! like to study.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16
Delta Sigma Number

Freshie: as it hard to reid nv
facet"
Senior: "lt's quite simple
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

There's never been a hivve~ built
yet that could knock a train off the
track, but some smart people are try
ing it every day, as the death records
show.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

T. Fl. S. Periodicals
Review of Events-ENams.
Snappy Storles-English Theme.
Top Notch-Seaiors.
Literary Digest-Cram for Englisl
EXAMS.
Neutrality-suspicious..
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Two's company-thlee's divorce.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

Miss Shipley-in Ninth Grade His
tory-"And what are miracles, Kath-
ryn?"
Webster-"Why, the making of the
blind to walk, and the lame to see."
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1922-02-16

WeDSCer- why, tne making OF the
blind to walk, and the lame to see."
Miss Shipley-in Eleventh Grade
History-"Don't you just love rainy
days? Can't you see the fairies dane
ing on the pavement"
Polly-"It keeps me busy enough
myself dancing on the pavement"
Mr.. notwithstanding schedule in
Opening Exercises-"First period,
Tenth Grade-Academics."
Clifford Kelly-"And what fer study
might that be?"
Heard in Auditorium.
Stanley to Leroy: "Baby, darling,
let's see you hit me in the face without
jumping up"
Van Horn: Daddy, dear, let's see
you pick me up without bending
down."
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
REV. B. M. BRIDGES GIVES FACTS IN
 HIS CASE

1t is doubtful if there has ever been a medicine endorsed by so many min isters of the Gospel as has ranlac Indeed, there is scarcelysa faith, creed or denomination in all the land in which one, or more, of the clergymen has not publicly expressed their in debtedness to the Premier Prepara- uon for the benefits they have de- rived from it's use. "A
 One of the latest to speak out in this connection is Rev. B. M. Bridges, a widely known and beloved Baptist preacher, residing at Mooresboro, N. C.. whose statement follows:
 "Tanlac has given me a good ap- petite. toned up my system and re- newed my strength in such a gratify- ing way that I am glad to reeommend it to anyone who is in a run down condition. For ten years past I have had such a severe case of indigestion that could not find anything to eat that agreed with me. Finally I be- came very nervouE and could get but very little sleep or rest. q"
 Tt seems that took nearly every thing trying to get myself right but nothing helped me until I ran across Tanlac. My nerves are so much bet ter now that my sleep is sound and refreshing. l enjoy my meals and have also gained weight. I can say from experience that Tanlac is a splendid medicine and tonic, for it has built mo up wonderfully"
 Tanlac. is sold by all good druggists
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
ROsELAND OPENING NIGHT
 HAS PRETTY FEATuREE

Over one hundred and. fifty couples attended the opening dance at Rose land Wednesday evening, the opening night, and enjoyed the pleasure to the strains of popular dance numbers ren. dere6 in the usual high style by the Philharmonic orchestra of seven pieces.
 Norwich's new dance hall was pret- tily decorated for the occasion, the stage having p0tted plants, with gar lands of roses, lilies and carnations that added greatly to the effect. The interior of the hall is finished off in white with etchings of blue and gold, similar decorations on the walls being set off to best advantage under the newly installed lighting system. The dance hall is located on the tor floor of the building while on the sec- | ond floor is the checking and refresh ment rooms, the last ,named being ir charge of Fred Swatzburg and Charles McGibney.
 During the first dance under tn, management of Michael D'Atri and tho l Roseland Amusement company there ! were several features, one being. 2 | moonlight waltz, another novelty dance wherein the dancers covered tn, hall with streamers of various hues Announcement was also made that ar exhibition of fancy dancing would sooI be given.
 Those who attended the opening O
 Roseland predicted success for the sea
 son.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
OBITUARY.
William A, Kelley,

William A. Kelley of Fitchville died Wednesday in this city after an illness of about two weeks. Mir. Kelley had not been feeling well for some time but about two weeks ago became i'll and an opera tion was performed that was success full. The patient however. was una ble to fight the illness and death re- suited.
 Mir. Kelley was born in Taunton, Mass, April 16, 1855, the son of William and Margaret Kelley, and came to Fitchville when young man. For many years he worked. about the village and for nine years was night watchman at the plant-ef the Palmer Brothers. For the past several years, however, he has work ed at odd jobs in the village.
 MT. Kelley was a member of the Fitch vile Baptist church, of Shetucket lodge No. 2S, Odd Fellows, of Norwich, Can ton Oneco, No. 5, and Hope Rebekat lodge, No. 21.
 MT. Kelley was twice married, his first wife, May Winchester, having died about thirty years ago. He is survived by his second wife, formerly Carrie B. Thomp son, a daughter, Frances Margaret Kelley of Fitchville, two sons, Walter Dewey Kelley of Norwich, and Warren Edward Kelley of Yantic, a stepSson, John Bes wick, of Fitchville, two grandchildren Walter Kelley, Jr., and Doris Beswick sister, Mrs. John Pyne of Pawtucket R. l., and several nephews and nieces Miss Lucy E. Mott. Miss Lucy E. Mott died Wednesday a her home in Mantle. She was born t Waterford, the daughter of Samuel M and Frances B. Mott. She had lived j: Waterford and Mantle all her life. sister, Mrs. F. A. Beckwith of Niantt survives.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
BELIEVES WOMEN SHOULD
 SUPPORT REPUBL1CAN

q believe that the republican party should have the confidence and support of the women of the state" said Mrs. a member of the state commission on child welfare, in an interview given out Wednesday, "in order to further the work done by the last legislature and es- pecially in regard to the juvenile court action-taking children out of the crim- inal class and giving them a sspaFato hearing, entirely disassociating them with 8 criminal record. The hearing now be- fore the judge is more like a family conference, and having attended quite a few of these hearing, do know that not only the welfare of the child but the community was concerned by the form of legislation. Not only has the childs welfare been safe-guardeS in the hearing and in the commitment, but a girl sent to Long Lane Farm is no long | CT branded with having been a member of penal institution, but merely sent l to a school for development end advance
 ment- under proper state supervision and | support"
 "Tl1is type of work should be contin- ued in the next legislature and we are safeguarde6 by keeping the republican party in power to continueSthis work. ] think it is up to the women to safeguard the welfare and health of the youth of | the state.''
 Personally would feel safer unde,
 a republican administration than dem. ocratic"
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
MORE ENRoLLMENTs, RECEIVED
 FOR U. s. NAVAL RESERVE

There was good sized attendance at the state. .aImory Wednesday evening when enrollnents were made in the United States Naval Reserve organiza- tion of Norwich. Lieutenant Frederick B. Craven enrolled four men, bringing the total enrolled in the organization to, date to 12. Therer are aiso about 10 others who have passed their physical tests but who have not yet enrolled n the organization.
 Explaining the purpose of the organ izations "Wednesday night, Lieutenant Craven said that the United States, the same as other countries, realizes that a big army and navy reserve in times of peace is the greatest asset a country can have, and for that reason there Is Hto be organized in Norwich the nayni reserve eanisstion.
 Lieutenant Craven and other oficera connected with the local organization are. working hard to enroll 4S men SO that Norwich can be represented. as having q full division. If Norwich can only enroR 24 men then with New Lon don they will make a division, each c:t5 havin gone section.
 The work of the mem in the organiza- tion is to include about SO drills a year, and those in Norwich will takn place one night week at the state ar- morysa as General Cole hes already au. thorised the use uf-the local armory fo- driIl pnfpoEes. Men enrolling in Cie Norwich organization wills receive ra.- ;ngs the same as those they had whiit in the navy. if they are ex-service men
 and those who have seen no service iI the navy will be enrolled as searnen While in the brganization. by study ths men will hays Opportunity to work uT en thA rAnlSsS as they quality for sig
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
Catarrh Germs Move Out When Hyomei
 Moves In

No stomach dosing. Hyomei is made chiefly of oil of eucalyptus taken from the eucalyptus forests of inland Australia. and combined with other excellent antiseptics.
 In inland Australia the atmosphere is so impregnated with balsam thrown out by the eucalyptus trees that Germs do not thrive, and in consequence coughs colds, catarrh and other nose and throat affictions are practically unknown.
 Breathe Hyomei and get the same pleasant germ killing effect as you would get in the eucalyptus forests.
 Hyomei is sold by druggists every where and by The Lee & -Qsgood Co.,, on a guarantee of satisfaction or money refunded.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
Former Norwich Girl Enrar.S.

The engagement of Miss Fannie Der. ger of Ellenville. N. Y., to Nathan ". Graf of this city was recently snnoune- ed Miss Berger formerly lived here for a few years with her sister. Mrs. Nor ris Sussman of 3s Grove street. Miss Berger attended the Norwich business college and was boolkeeper in the mat tress factory of Mir. Sussman on Chest nut street MT. Graf. is the son of Mir and Mrs. Casper Gran of $50 Franklin street. He is a graduate of the public schools and attended the Norwich Free Academy and later graduated from the Norwich business college. He Is now holding a responsible position in, the office of the American Woolen Co, of this city.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
CORNER DINNER
 WITH 100 ATTENDING

At. the November dinner. of Social Corner Club No. 2, held Wednesday at the Buckingham Memorial, Mrs William Drake was the hostess. There, was an attendance of amout' 100. At noon Mrs. Drake, assisted by several sisters of the Socia& Corner, served the following appetizing menu: Baked beans, salads, escalloped potatoes, ham, pickles, rolls, doughnuts, cheese, apple pie, prune' pie. all kinds of cake and coffee. Following the dinner those present were pleasant ly entertained with vocal and instrument al selections by Dr. Charles H. Lamb, tenor and Miss Lillian Bellert. pianist. pr. Lamb gave in fine voice two num- bers, Calling Me Home to You, Dofel and Heart of Gold, Afsiney. For an en- core Dr. Lamb gave One Sweet Day, by Zamecnik. Miss Beliert gave a beauti- full interpretation of Scenes From an Imaginary Ballet, by Taylor, and for an encore executed another classical num- Der from memory. At the suggestion of Mrs. Drake, the entertainefs were extended a rising vote of thanks demon onstrated by every member present standing.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
AT BROADWAY THEATRE
"The Mascot"

The Broadway theatre opened it's sea- son of special attractions by presenting The Mascot on Wednesday evening with cast put on by the Casino Producing Co. It had about half a house and made disappointing first number for the season as the company was only of moderate ability in musical equipment or stage presence. although principals and chorus worked earnestly and persistently to entertain the house and were rewarded with some applause. This came for the duet by Helena Merrill and Ernest Miller in the final scene and for a solo by Edward Orchard. @
 The following was the cast:
 Bettina, The Mascot Helena Morrill, Lorenzo, Prince of Piombina
 Edward Orchard Fiametta, His Daughter, Ann Stewart Pippo, a Shepherd Ernest Miller Rocco, a farmer Robert Sawyer Frederick. Prince of Pisa
 - Martin Albright
 Marguerite Porter Matheo, an Inn Keeper Harry Murray Francesca, Peasont Gi1 Betty Niles Chorus of farmers, nobles and soldiers. Arthur J. McAvoy, conducesR.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
Sent Free to Prove This

Anyone ruptured, man, woman or child, should white at once to W. s. Rice. I4s-B Main St.. Adams, N. r., for a free trial of his wonderful stimulat- ing application. Just put it on the rupture and the muscles begin to tighten; they begin to bind together 60 that the opening closes naturally and the need of 6 support or truss or appliance 10 then done away with. Don't neglect to send for this fxee trial Even if your rupture doesn't bother you what is the use of wear ing supports all your life ? Why suffer this nuisance? Why run the risk of gangrene and such dangers from a small and innocent little rup- ture. the kind that has thrown thou sands on the operating table ? A host of men and women are daily running Iuch risk because their ruptures do not hurt nor prevent them from getting around. Write at once for this free trial, as 1t is certainly a wonderful thing and has aided in the cure of ruptures that were as big as a mans s two fists. Try and write at once, using the coupon below.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

nalmen, gunners, mechanics. etc. and every man who attends drills will re- ceive two months regular navy pay for a man in his position.
 In addition to receiving the two months pay each year opportunity is to be given the men to enroll in the United States navy at the rating they hol d in the reserve organization, which means that instead of going into the navy at the lowest rate any member of the organization can by study secure the navy with that rating
 There seems to be much interest :I the local reserve organization put l.4Szr tenant Craven states that men must hurry and enroll as the time limit for enrolment ends on the first of January 1923. Any man interested in joining tlre organization may secure all. flor nation by calling Lieutenant Craven telephone 1000 or ,5S-23 Norwich.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
REPORTED TO CITY UNION


 The meeting of the Norwich C::y Union of the Kings Daughters WIS held Wednesday night at the CommI- nifty House with good attendance, fi.e president, Mrs. l.. D. Packer, presiding. The meeting opened with the singing of Abide With Me, following which there was devotional service led by Rev A. exander H. Abbott, pastor of the Upited Congregational church. This was fol- lowed by the roll call seven societies reporting.
 The minutes of the previous meeting were read by Secretary Mrs. Minnie Blackledge and with the report of the treasurer, Miss Hattie Carter, were ac- cepted.
 Mrs. Packer announced her selections for the committee on resolutions to in clude Mrs. Hezekiah Perkins, Mrs. Lucy Perkins and Miss Hyde
 The next number on the program was a solo by Miss Maida Wright who was accompanied by Miss Olive Linton, pianist
 Mrs. Packer then gave her report of the state convention held at Plymouth Congregational church, New Haven, on October IS and 19, describing the &C., tivities of the convention during its two days session. One of the most in- teresting actions taken during the coz vention, she said, was when Mrs. Henry Peabody of Boston. speaking at the Center church, raised .$1,500 in 15 mia- utes to be given for work in the wo- mems Colleges of the Orient. The dele. gates also had opportunity to inspect the Center church, the oldest in New Haven, which has been constructed over mold burial ground some 200 years old. Some of the graves, said Mrs Packer, were dated 1600, and the latest was 1912. The delegates also enjoyed 1 sightseeing tour through the various important buildings of Yale university Mrs. Packers report was accepted.
 Following report ,by the committe, on resolutions the meeting was ad l journed at o'clock.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02

mems of the various grades of rubber that come to- this country from Brazil, Cey- lon and Africa and other countries where 1t is grown. He also showed several of the old fashioned rubbers that were manufactured when the industry was in it's infancy. At the conclusion of his talk Mir. o'Neill was given a rising vote of thanks.
 At the Business session at which Pres ident William G. Park presided there was a report from James J. Madden regarding the Thanksgiving dinner which is to be given for the needy boys in the city. MT. Madden reported that there would be about 100 boys present at the dinner which would be a real old-fashioned I'd New England Thanksgiving dinner With turkey and everything.
 Grosvenor Ely was song leader for the luncheon and several of the songs from the new song-sheet were sung. Hen ry J. La Fontaine rendered a pleasing solo and there were duet and quartette selections by the various members. J. Lincoln Crawford had charge of the last part of the meeting.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
WILL GIVE DINNER FOR 100 BOYS

Rubber, as 1t is used in the manufac- ture of overshoes and boots was the topic Of an interesting talk given by Herbert H. o'Neil of New London, dis trict representative of the United States Rubber company. at the monday lun- cheon of the Norwich Rotary club at the Wauregan hotel on Wednesday. MT. O'Neill, who has spoken before the club before, told of the discovery. of rubber soon after Columbus discovered America and how the use for this material has developed through the centuries especial ly in America where practically S5 per cent of the worlds rubber output is used.
 Mir. O'Neill reviewed the history of the rubber industry which practically originated in New England and the de- velopment of the industry in Connecti- cut through the efforts of Goodyear and Wales. He dwelt largely on the manu- facture of the ordinary rubber footwear ; how the rubber is collected; cured, ships ped to this country and then refined and manufactured. In connection with his talk Mir. O'Neill showed many speci-
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
WEDDING,
Stark-Whitmarsh.

Walter Irving Stark and Estella May Whitmarsh were united in marriage on Tuesday noon at Grace Episcopal church, Yantic, by Rev. MT. Day, pas tor. The couple was attended by Ed ward Stark, brother of the groom, as best man, and by Miss Ethel Whit marsh, sister of the bride as brides maid.
 The bride was gowned in white crepe trimmed with tulle, and carried a shower bouquet. Her veil was caught up with rosebuds. Her maid wore Co- penhagen blue canton crepe and car ried a bouquet of chrysanthemums.
 Guests attended the wedding from New Haven, Winsted and Norwich. The bride received many beautiful gifts of cut glass, silverware and furniture.
 Following the wedding a\ reception was held at the home of the mother of the bride, Mrs. Mary Whitmarsh, at which relatives and friends were pres ent
 The gift of the groom to his best man was a set of gold cuff links, the brides gift to her maid being a gold bar pin set with pearls.
 Later in the afternoon Mr. and Mrs Stark left on their honeymoon to New York city,
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
FRACTURED HIP. WHEN POLE FELL ON HIM

William Dill, of 110 North Main street, an employe of the Norwich Gas and Electrical department, is a patient at. the Backus hospital suffering from fractured hip received Tuesday after noon, when pole on Rockwell street fell as he was climbing it to work among the wires.
 Before going up the pole Mir. Dill and his companion. Frank Rogers tested the pole and it seemed safe and they started to climb, Suddenly the pole snapped throwing MT. Rogers to the ground uninjured The pole, however, fell on MT. Dill, causing the injury to his hip Superintendent Charles W. Taggart immediately went to the scene and had the injured man conveyed to the hospital where 4he bone was set. The people in that section of the city were left without lights until a new pole could be set.
 MT. Dilrs injury although painful is not expected to be serious. He will be laid up for some time.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-11-02
F+tFtFSf+tS4t4't+t$|@S+SN HEAD STUFFED FROM cATARRH OR \ COLD
 Says Cream Applied in Nostrils Opens Air Pnssages Right Up.

Instant reIIef-sno waiting. Your clogged nostrils open right up; the air passages of your head clear and you cap hpeathe freely, No more hawking snuffling. blowing, hearache dryness, No. struggling for breath at night: your cold or catarrh disappears.
 Get a small bottle of Eiys Cream Balm from your druggist DeE. Apply etfAtes through every afr passage of the head. soothes the iniamod or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes instantly. -
 It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-u with cold or nasty catarrh.