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The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
CHURCH UNION
is ENDORSED
Methodist Conference Decides
to. Consider Union With
Northern Church

| Hot Springs, Ark, May 1S.-The
! general conference Of the Meth
odist Episcopal church. South, in
session late today, decided after
sharp debate. to "go all the way
in the matter of proposed unfit
cation with the Methodist Episco-
pal church. authorized the APP
pointment of a commission with
liberty of action to negotiate with
a similar commission Of the north
ern branch.
In authorizing previous commits
sions the church has always stipu-
lated certain restrictions as to the
limits of their powers.
Tonight's action came when the
conference adopted a majority COM
mittee report providing for APP
pointment of a negotiations COM
mittee, with the possibility of call
ing a special session Of the south
ern branch's general conference in
the event plans worked out Dy the
Joint commission should be receiv-
ed by the northern commission
and conference. The fight over the
question of unitication got to the
floor late in the day but ran into
a parliamentary situation as to adj
j~ournnlent and the matter went
over to a night session.
The question Of unihcation has
been regarded as one of the most
important to come UP at the con-
ference here and the COMMITTEES
which considered the matter re-
turned majority and minority re-
ports.
The matter came to the floor ten
minutes before the time set for at
ternoon adjournment and after
heated argument the body voted to
adjourn and hear the minority re-
port this evening.
The conference today continued
the election of secretaries tc handle
the executive affairs of the general
boards filing u places. In most in
stances the incumbcnts YER re-
elected. Those returned to Office
we're: DR.. E. H. Rawlings. and
DR.. w. w. Pinson, Nashville, sec
reta~ieS of the board of missions.
foreign department.; DR.. L.. r. Rus
sell and DR.. j. w. Perry. Nash
vile, board of missions, home de-
partment: Misses Esther Case and
Mabel Howell, Nashville, secretaries
of the mission hoard in charge of
women's work abroad; and Mrs. j.
W. Downs and Mrs. j. W. Nc
Coy, Nashville. secretaries Of the
missions board in charge Of wo-
mems work at home.
The four women secretaries here
tofore have been elected by the NO.
mems missionary council but under
new legislation creating the wo-
mems board the secretaries are to
be elected by the conference.
DR.. f. S. Parker of Nashville
"a reelected secretary Of Epworth
league board and DR.. Stonewall
Anderson of Nashville went back
IS secretary of the board of educa-
ton.
DIR. John H. Reynolds. president
Of Hendrix college, Conway, Ark,
d lay member, was chosen ecre-
tary of the new board Of lay activi-
ties and DR.. l.. e. Todd Of ST.
Louis was elected secretary of the
board of finances.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
BELFAST is
BLOOD CRAZED
Murder and Arson Inspired by
Religious Prejudice

Belfast. May Murder and
arson. inspired by religious pre-
judice today continued to terrify
Ulster. Men entered a sawmill,
inquired the religion Of the work
ers. and killed "a Cotholic. ShancS
Castle was burned. railroad sta
lions and police barracks attack
ed and Some of them destroyed.
lncendiary fires caused damage
aggregated at many thousand
pounds.
Premier Sir James Craig and
cabinet In"l ;oGar to discuss meas
ares TO deal with secular strife.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Funeral Directors
Association

Columbia, May 1s.-The South
Carolina Funeral Directors and
Embalmers' Association ended its
annual convention here yesterday
afternoon, after electing officers
and selecting the place for next
years convention. a. c. Connelley.
OF Charleston, wa: elected presi-
dent; Arthur Mackas. of Green
vile, and F. f. Dunbar. O. Co
Mmk;a, vice presidents: j. S. An
drews. Greenwood, secretary and
treasurer.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Me- Coll Wins
From Columbia

Florence, May 1s.-The best
played game of baseball ever play
ed on the Florence diamond went
to McColl high school over Colum-
bia high school here today by the
score Of 2 to C. All kinds of fast
snappy, plays We're pulled off by
both teams and only the fact that
McCo'1 got timely hits in the third
and fourth prevented this game
from going on and on. Thompson
:-as in trouble in the first inning
when he walked a man and yield
ed two hits, but the wonder boy"
pulled out of this hole and was I'M
beatable the balance Of the way.
Thompson pitched a. great game.
tanning Ii and yielding five hits.
But his performance was equalled
by Mcneil, who famed 16 and
Yielded six hits. Both pitchers APP
peared stronger as the game prog
ressed and both teams fielded fas-
ter. 1t was a real classic and thor
oughly enjoyed by over LOU IanS.
This assures McColl a place in the
championship finals.
McColl ---O01 100 600 6 0
Columbia 900 600 600 5 Q
Thompson and Gibson; Mcneil
and Beall.
The Sumter High School team
meets McColl in a game of ball to
be played in Florence on Wednes-
day afternoon at t o'clock. The
team winning this game will Their
be declared the lower-state cham
for their last game which will de-
termine the all-state high school
pions and will report to Columbia
champions.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
NEGRO BURNED
AT STAKE IN GA.

Dayisboro. Ga. May 1S.-Follow-
ing his confession that he robbed
and murdered Mrs. William Kitch-
ems, %. rural maiicarrier of this
city, Charlie Atkins, Is year old
negro boy, was burned at the stake
ats o'clock tonight.
The lynching occurred at the
scene of the murder, more than
1000 persons from several scoun-
ties witnessing or taking part, &C
croding to witnesses.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Columbia Needs
School Bonds

Columbia. May 19.-Studcnts Of
Columbia's high school parade
through the streets of the city to-
DAY at noon. to demonstrate to the
people of the city th~ potential
ity of the school personnel and to
plead for the $4,000 bond issue
to be voted on here next Thursday.
for addition to the high school
building TO take care of the over
crowded condition.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
GEN. PERSHING
AT CHARLOTTE
Great Parade in Celebration of
the Meeklenburg De-
claration

Charlotte. May 20-Gen. Persh-
ing, Hanford McNider. General Ju-
liam S. Carr. Governor Merrison,
and other notables participateo>1n
the celebration of the hundred
and forty-seventh anniversary OF
the signing of the Mecklenberg
Declaration of independence.
General Pershing headed q three
mile long parade and spoke at n
dependence Park
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
BALL PLAYERS
LIFE SAVED,
Coach Knew More Than Reg
ular Doctors

Monroe. Iowa, May 20-AIbert
Wilmerding, right fielder of the
Des Moines Catholic Academy
team was pronounced dead by ply
sicians after beng hit over the.
heart With a battcd ball. Coach
Tommy Ryan tried artificial re-
spiratior. the boy breathed and
physicians now declare he has q
good chance Of recovery
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Amendment For
Child Labor Law

Washington. May IA Joint
resolution proposing an amend
ment to the federal constitution
giving congress the right to regu-
late or prohibit the employment OF
Children under eighteen years was
INTRODUCED by Senator Johnson to
meet the situation resulting from
the supreme court decision hold
ing the child labor law unconstltu-
tionaI.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
BACK N THE GAME
Babe Ruth Reinstated by
Judge Lands

Chicago. May 2o.-Ruth and
MeuSc1. Yankee STARS. and 6Ilt
!icrcy. the ston pitcher. have
hecu reins;at," 10y Judge Lands,
effective Immediately. The three
wrrc SUSPENDED last fall for vIoia-
ting the rule against playing post
GnISon Games
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
WHY NOT IN
NORTH, ALSO
Prohibition Officers to Start
Drive Against Moonshine
Financiers in South

Washington, May 20-Men with
money are setting up illicit stills
and paying the moonshiners TO
operate them and if caught pay
the operators five dollars q day
while in Jail t protect them, pro-
hibition headquarters stated. An
effort is being made to round up
these moonShine tinanciers IN the
s,,r.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Naval Radio Denied
to Woman's Party

Washington, May 2o.-The use
Of naval radio TO broadcast the
address at the dedication of the
new headquarters would contra
vene the navy order against the
employment 70 facilities for politi-
cal purposes, Acting Secretary
Roosevelt said in denying the APP
piication of the National Woman,s
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24
Edison Boosting
For Henry Ford

WASHINGTON. May 20.-Thomas
\. Edison told the senate agricui-
ture committee he was convinced
that fertilizers cheaper than those
manufactured by present processes
and existing interests could he nlau-
ufactEred at Muscle Shoals.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24

Paris, May 20-France will en-
deavor to come to an understand
ing with the allies regarding the
action to be taken against Ger
many il she defaults in r~eparationS
payments. but. il unable to agree,
will insist on the right to act sep
a-atelv. declared Premier Poin-
90 / ne
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24

Washington. May 2o.-Attorney
General Dausherty should resign
and not further embarrass til. adj
miEI*tration. Senator Caraway told
the senate during Il renewal of the
discussion OF Daughcrty'S alleged
connection with the release from
the Atlanta prison. OF Charles W.
Nt,S,
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1922-05-24

Women may be slaves to tashioi
,ur thcir burdens are liSht.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-12

The front porch Of the Rye Straw
store has about worn out and the loafers
are getting up a petition to have the
road changed to run behind the store.
as the back porch is almost as good as
new.
The public In general Is proud to OBJ
serve that our neighbor, Jefferson Pot
locks, Is devoting a little more OF his
time to work. Only on last Monday
morning he was seen chopping a stick
of stovewood, and again on Thursday
afternoon he would have nailed a paiing
on the fence could he have found the
Ratchet
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-12
Open Saturday Night
6 to 500
5lrtfb,r
8aninqs and Crust COMPANY
Numerous Thefts
Reported to Cops

Earl B. Marley. 81 Kaaling avenue,
told the police today a thief entered his
room and stole his watch worth Si5.
Miss Marvel Bogart. 3Ts0 Drake ave-
nue., reported her purse containing S.
stolen while she was near the Union sta
ton.
Mrs Fred Stickan told the police a
sack containing $50 was stolen from a
stand at the city market.
Henry f. Grier, 1924 LINDEN street,
told the police a thief took the license
plate of his automobile
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

"A proud young father telegraphed
the news Of his happiness to his
borther in these words, "A handsome
boy has come to my house and Claims
to be your nephew. We are doing
our best to give him a proper vel
come y The brother, however, fail
ed to see the point and wired back !:
II have no nephew; the young man
is an fmpostor.''
The fellow who thinks he is the
whole cheese" invariably turns out
to be but piece Of it.
She (critlcally)-I never could see
much in those crepe de chine dresses.
He (also a critic)-Ah, my dear,
but you never looked at them in the
right light.
One of Covington's radio hounds
suggests that aerial wires be fitted
with barbs to aid in catching the
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
College Hunlor.

College Humor.
Black-Why are you looking sc
worried?
jack just lost 100000 in a
poker game.
Black-Good Lord!
: Jack-Yes, and the hell Of it is
SIS was cash.
Why They Put 1t OFF Till the Last
Minute
In Covington the voters congregated
To register, both male and female
SUITS;
The last chance, so The Farmer
stated,
And girls were there with rouge
and powder puffs.
One lady fair on mischief bent did
:. whisper,
a The rule Is said to be she cannot
sign
Till Deputy Recorder shall have kiss
ed her;
And then she smole that smile
that's SO benign.
Miss K. Ca prettier Miss is hard TO
find)
Seemed not inclined that she'd
begin 1t.
She pertly tossed her head and thea
Opined,
II see why we waited till the very
last minute
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

TAKEN Medium size dark bay
horse with dark tail and name; is
branded S. B. on the left shoulder,
and has scars on both front legs, and
the left front hoof has a large scar:
Jas. Barringer, Lacombe. au19*
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR RFNT-Upper floor of Seller
Buildings, II rooms in all. Partly
furnished. Formerly occupied as Z
hotel. Apply to Jacob Seller, Cow
ington, La. i8-tf
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR SALE-4 young milk cows.
Can be seen at my farm at Talisheek.
F. w. Fatherree. .t8tf
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

| DeautlIul names Tor ye- We;
namin' her after a nut
Always forgive an enemy if you
| can't lick him.
The other day. I was In candy
| store when friend of nina enter.
ed. He stood at the counter where
the almonds and pecans were ON dis
play, and after waiting ten minutes
for a waiter to appear, he yeiied:
Here! Here! Who waits on the
nuts?"
instantly a girl shouted back at
him, '1'll wait on you in \ minute =
There is no dog in dog biscuit, sir,
so why should we expect chicken in
chicken pie?
Smile.
It's easy enough to be pleasant,
When life flows by like song;
But the man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
Every dog has his day, but the
dog with the sore tail has his weak
ends. ..
ANY insanity in your family =
asked the insurance doctor OF Mrs.
|Suffragist.
well, no, only my husband I'M
AGNES he is the head of the house"
Crandel--What is your idea OF
nice, clean sport?
COok-Swimming.
What tickles us are those women
haters with seven suits of clothes.
From Schoolboy's Essay om Soap.
Soap is kind of stuff made In
cakes what you can't eat. It smells
good and tastes orful. Soap always
tastes worst when you get it In your
eyes. Father says Eskimose don't
never use soap; l wish l was an
Eskimo.
Only In France, Dearie.
When the sexes have equal rights,
will the men wear gardens on their
hats and kill each other when they
meet?
A snake sneaked into police head
quarters at Toledo, Ohio, and bit
Chief Harry Jennings. And there's
no cure for it now.
A tenderfoot, who was at west
ern fort when an Indian attack was
expected, approached the command
ing Offices and asked, Say, Colonel,
which are the worst Indians, the
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

ROOM and BOARD-Meals also
served on premises or at your home;
Creole cooking at cheap rates. Ap-
ply Mrs. H. Buisson, at Madison and
Path Avenue, or, phone 252. f?14t
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
EDITORIAL COMMENT eY D. Il. MASON



Division
Hena Bank Trust New
speaks Bankers Cooperative Marketing Mr. eh
mind chiefly cotton he call attention the thai
Of
small diversified farming the large
especially the matter of credits by local banks OF
security
business On the hand the farmer that business
competitive
ties and human effort its highest tension There proba
farmer who meets his obligations promptly soon gets Ire
sponby responsible
the opportunities offered BY the Farm Immediate
stick Without organization
business 'the
principle cooperative marketing well established and spreading
that
surround any new organization"
speaking War Finance Corporation, Mr..
support
muchtr i
director meysT
ss
%
ssse'
districts
sss
w 9s %s 1ss s sa1s s.s @ ;s
OF whom
lapse wartime qs had sa n
banking situation
Improvement why
should
Of Agricultural
quarters
up
further
agricultural
1t
it facilities
and orderly marketing of his
rapidly
be the bankers must
literally
ural credit synchronze with
his the
ing Association him from disaster" ~
to
Bureau will able the
structve
Its
which
able Stick
PUBLICITY BEARING FRUIT. I,
The of
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR SALE-Stove wood and "a,
pine. 200 fat Pine post. w. f..
Badon, 415 Lockwood street, Cow
fngon. 1e12.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR SALE-Horse, surrey and
harness. Horse will work anywhere.
Is in good condition, fast and gentle.
Mrs. r. Tomney, Military Road.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

sTRAYED or sTOLEN-Medium
size blue roam horse, built verv
stumpy. No marks or brands. Left
Madisonville on Friday, Aug. 18th.
Notify Louis Motichek, Madisonville,
Louisiana. au19+
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR SALE-1914 model Ford,
touring car, thoroughly Overhauled,
new top, new tires, new seat covers.
Or will trade for truck. Address
(. H. Keller, Abita Springs, La. ct
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

Mrs. E. r. Morrison, teacher OF
music. Private pupils received at
residence. Phone 391. j22-2t
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
PUBLICITY BEARING FRUIT.

building bridge
outside
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

FOR sALE-A 4-gallon milk COW,
young and gentle. G. Daussin, on
Turnpike Road, / mile from Modi-
sOnville. au19+
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

We have on hand big stock Of
rough and dressed lumber Of all
kinds; sash, doors and cypress
shingles, cypress lumber, ETC. Get
our price before you build or buy.
your supplies. H. Smiths Sons.
Covington. La. m2O-St
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

WANTED-To rent small house
Sept. LIST, for, winter. Address Mrs
Ltttlepage, 662 Walnut st., Hatties-
burg, Miss. au19-2t+
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

STOLEN-From Philip Schoultz,
on August 18th, one horse, with red
stocking feet, white blaze In face,
about II years old, bucl1led knees.
Reward If returned, or for any in
formation as to whereabout OF this
horse. Philip Schoultz, Second st.,
near Sulphur Springs Road, Coying-
ton, La. au19H
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
Foreign Advertising Representative
THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION

FOR SALE-A. good substantial
Maxwell touring car. Former owner
just traded in on Essex Coach Good
tires, good battery; I'M good condi-
ton. Price 5000. F. G. G. Auto
Shop, CoviLgton. au19s
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

ments The project being
of
lowing inquiry: = go
Mr. zurhellen. Cashier Commercial Bank & trust CO.
@ and H fs on a e poa
would
Yours very E truly =, YATES, Cashier
Mr. Zprhtlen said, in part, In his reply:
"he peope Of community thoroughly in accord with
realize this fact and put their shoulder to the Wheel
zurhelens New Orleans 1t
than anything New Orleans has its
facilities
financed within We believe
properly
capital build it, but
outside big Interests
should financially
Oil Everything connected with the automobile will
interested n building 0
publicity
financing:
Mayor
Badon, cobingon,
The big and ambitious and that's what
It's all knowing We help and doubt you
and u.s. It viii cost you nothing We are
IL vh
THE 1 %9se 5s zar s61i' SERVICE co. NC,
Company is housed the Building
M
Agency Service the Marine News Neptune
Motoris Shipping
Constructive
cooperating through Mercantile Service Company help
Marine and the second America,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
The Success Family.

The father OF Success is Work;
| the mother is Success is Ambition
the Oldest son is Common Sense
Some OF the other boys are Perse-
verance, Honesty, Thoroness, Fore
The oldest daughter is Character
Some Of the sisters are Cheerfulness
Loyalty, Courtesy, Care, Economy
Sincerity and Harmony. Tho baby
is Opportunity. Get acquainted with
the old man" and you will be able
to get along pretty well witle~the
rest Of the family.
Lamp the Vamp.
Curses on thee, little Vamp,
With thy fascinating lamp,
With thy little sawed-on skirt,
And abbreviated shirt;
With thine arms and shoulders bare,
And thy limbs, at which stare,
With thy form SO full of life,
almost forgot my wife.
Poor darling; you must have been
frightened TO death when the burg
lar broke into your room.
Frightened's no name for it; was
dressing.
How embarrassing; what did you
do?
Oh, he was a gentleman burglar;
he covered me with his revolver.
In some states there is Lax
against tipping-wh1ch is observed;
well, 1t is observed as carefully as
osme other laws which are not OBJ
served at all.
In the next political campaign
everybody is sure to get some ar-
pointment, If only disappointment.
Girls who have learned to dance,
paint and look sweet can't see any
earthly use for learning to think.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

WANTED-To rent, by Oct. 1st,=
modern home with two or three bad
rooms, living room, dining room,
Kitchen and bath. Preferably In
Cid Covington. Address Box 54S,
Covington, La
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

You're Right.
what do you think Of Czecho-
Slovakia?"
"Well, it's hard to say
Why don't somebody mark these
international booze highways, or
docs everybody know them: Some
body suggest a symbol
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
NJ. GLAsER,s BRANCH
ZIG

Just received a car load of horses,
mares and mules. 100 Creole lay
ing hens. Also buggies, saddles,
harness and bridles.s au19
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

By 70
within its
wOnder The
glands
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

hostile ones, or the ones who go on
foot?
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

waves He probably remembers tho
results Of climbing a fence while
stealing watermelons.
People who live in glass houses
should not take saxophone lessons.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
The Name.

The Name.
AN phwat are We thinkta:: Of cali
ing the Dit OF baby, Mrs. Kelly?'
I'm not ontoirely sure yet, but I
think we'll be after havin' her chris
tened Hazel"
"And are ye daft, Mrs. Kelly?
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

Girls who have learned to dance,
paint and look sweet cant see any
earthly use for learning to think.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

The modern girl may he a little
affected, but she doesn't put on
as much as the old fashioned girl
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

Always forgive an enemy if 70,
can't lick him.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19
|! / :
cigarettes
~ 81
TO-
They are GOOD!
They are GOOD!

Here's all the saints In Hiy!n with
beautiful names for ye-s an We;
namin' her after q nut
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

In the next political campaign
everybody Is sure to get some ar-
pointment, If only disappointment.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-08-19

A tenderfoot, who was at a west
ern fort when an Indian attack was
expected, approached the command
ing office, and asked, "Say, Colonel,
which are the worst Indians, the