The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-02-26

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~ SECOND FIDDLE
MISS JANET RICHARDS says
the Fiapper viii reform u the
boys Will boycott her. The Flapprr
viii continue to perform 80 the
boys won't boycott her.
II THE LATE Father Of his
country knew what Albuquerque
school boys and girls think OF him
he'd be a. conceited as some Of
his political enemies charged.
A WRITER refers to this as IN
open-fnccd winter. Let's hope II
runs right along without breaking
the spring.
SENATOR WATSON says the
Secretary Of the Treasury should
be put In Jail The balanced bud
get shows the senator no chance
To cut "a Mellon.
FATHER AND SON week T.
I over. Let's hope no son II re-
groiting closer acquaintance with
dad
A SOUTH AMERICAN eagle
pulled the trigger OF a hunters
gun and killed the hunter. The
bird who sent the story was a
cuckoo.
AZ THE PRIMARIES approach
many men are tcstifying that wo-
men make good assessors.
THE OLD THEORY that sleep.
ing In the moonahinc causes In
sanity II proving up.
SOME DEMOCRATS do say that
fitting a square peg In r. rouni
hole ia easy compared to getting
a square deal In "a political rims
BEING THE richest man In tho
world doesn't seem 80 have ca
tended John D's sphere OF influ-
cncc with his female relatives.
SURE THING MEN have fleece
I'd Florida tourists out 81 $1,000
goo In u month This does not In.
Judo hotel receipts.
tpon a soldier bonus hill
our congressmen are bent.
a bill that viii not tap the till
Or cost II single cent
NEWS that the umpnner makes
IL possible IN hear ants talk IL
followed closely hy bulletins that
scientists listening In at an an;
Hill hoard the huFiness agent hol-
lering about the overtime scale,
d ptG GLANDS are now being
uEcd to make Old cows frisky.
They'll keep on with this reiuvena-
ton stuff until reform serum Will
make political bosses behave.
GEORGE ABE n it's tho
times not tho boys vino are wrong
George remembers how times do
affect a boy.
E%FERTS FIND that New
/ Yorh'- housing shortage ~ large.
IS due TO the fact that ~ mauy
families live In two or more sec.
lions.
ONE SECTION pays rent witt
money and the others with ali.
mony
AFTER GETTING his wa
memorial hospital int the chi.
caEo Tribune Major Toulouse
oughtnt to find any trouble get.
ting II into Albuquerque.
THE GIANT, TUsK ana skull %
! a prehistoric mammal found nca.
Silver city are believed Ia be 70
mains 81 tho predatory mining In
@icrosts that ravagcd the region. A
d u. 1890. In The early stages a.
= the taXrefcrmatory period
% BILL HUGETT. picturesau
e. Grand Canyon guide. who has bee
4 featured In many western ro
manccs. T. TO he married. Prr
"a days Of romantic adVen uro ar
over,
ASTRONOMER SAYS the moo
Y ~ ANh Ai'kAf W ne Ntft Tor IINln
'he Easter dafc. other luna
oliminatiuns might include IN
4 moonlight schedule for sire,
A lighting, and mounshine.
THE NEW YORK woman VIII
mistnok a holdup for n movl
stunt wasn't so far wrong.
A PHILOSOPHER II n poo
- man who can say thai riches az
n Furdid and believe II.
n TN THIS CAMPAIGN" says
distinguished senator, I'VE are *
Ing to call "A spade "a spade.
Meaning. no doubi. that the bol
T. must dig AZ per usual
~ 80 YEARS 600 Middleton
J. girls have married Wesleyan graz
e. yates, proving that a college ~
nj real benefit to a town.
T. GREAT SURGEONS now clali
10 be able TO perform brain graf
;. - BertOnB