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The Washington times., 1922-01-26
BOOTLEG BILLY.

BOOTLEG BILLY.
.MGry had little goat,
The poor thing took to drink:
One day some nice t0ood alcohol
Put Billy on the blink.
Then Mary pushed a stomach pump
Way do,on in Biiiy's throat;
She saved his life, out said that
stuff
Had almost got her goat.
And then barber gave to Bill
A jug of choice boy rum,
Again poor Billy just did miss
A trip to Kingdom Come.
But one unlucky, fatal day
Poor Bill 1uas roofing round;
A gallon can of liquid stuff
Right near the fence ne found.
He drank IL all, yes, every drop;
'TtUds nitro-glycerf,te:
Then someone hedred q rock at
Bill
He nepe7ntore i0as seen.
SCRIVENER.
The Washington times., 1922-01-26
WHAT LIGHTS UP THE EARTH

The golden sun, toith rays of light,
Gives morning, eVe and noon
shine;
When day is past and comes the
night,
The earth is "lit up" Nth
"noonsh,ne."
DUKE WAGNER.
The Washington times., 1922-01-26
HERE, MATHS, HOP ON THIS
Dear Bill:

Percy, the cake. and Birdie,
the flapper, go to the RTaito and,
after the performance, to Child's
restaurant. How much did she
have left Of the 81 .95 she start
ed with? + STREET SAM
The Washington times., 1922-01-26
THE FINAL GREEN EDITION

contains last minute news, complete
racing entries and results and other
sport world happenings. Get your
news a day ahead
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
SHOWS g READY To START

ENTRANT
Disteel Flyers, Inc.
Louis Chevrolet
Louis Chevrolet
Louis Chevrolet
Louis Chevrolet
Louis Chevrolet
Louis Chevrolet
Tommy Milton
Ira Vail
Mrs. Mae Harvey
Harry HartZ
Jules GouX
Jules GouX
Howard s. Wilcox
Wallace Reid
Ralph DePalrna
Jack Curtner
Chevrolet Bros. Co.
I. P. Petterman
w. Douglas Hawkes.
Jules Ellingboe
Jerry Wonderlich
Monroe Motors CO.
Monroe Motors Co.
Monroe Motors Co.
Frank Davidson
Joe Thomas
Q. A. Hoffman
William II. Gardner
Not named
r. G. Durant
James Murphy
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
JaWn Announces
His Engagement
To Boulder Girl

NEW YORK, May 20--Jack Demp-
sey last night authorized the an
nouncement of his impending mar
riage to Miss Edith Rockwell of
Boulder. Colo.
The champion appeared rather
naughty. with a monocle screwed into
his right eye and a checked cap
pulled eockily to one side of his head,
when he returned from Europe today.
He did not have much to say.
Then tonight, bashfully. he told
his friends that his secretary, Teddy
Hayes. had something to tell them.
Hes to be married" announced
Hayes.
Jack grinned and confirmed the
statement. The wedding date has not
been set.
Some time before Christmas"
Jack said.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

utor and official service people for
Willard batteries, Delco, Remy,
Northeast, Autolite. Connecticut, At
water-K Kent and Eismann electrical
apparatus. and also handles Bosch
parts and service. The repair of
batteries and electrical equipment
of all kinds and types is a speciality
with the concern and a very COM
prehensive stock of parts, valued at
approximately $4,000, is carried in
the Phoenix plant.
'T have always had warm spot in
my heart for Arizona and for Phoe-
nix in particular" declared Mr..
Hardy. my experience in this state
has been pleasant in every respect,
and l always found the public and
dealers of Arizona to be of type
that transacted business in a broad
way. We are endeayoring to better
our service to the public in each
minute detail and are leaving no
stones unturned to bring this about"
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

Exceeding the speed limit ?"
"No; exceeding the feed limit .
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
Being Driven


Ray: Il saw you out driving yes
terday.'
Larry: mo, my wife was driving"
Ray: But she was In tie back seat
Larry: "Just the same, my wife
was driving .
Bad Accident
Harry: What caused the fight?"
Burk: Mrs. Jones ran down Mrs.
Smith,
Harry: II didn't know the Joneses
had a car"
Burk: You don't need car to run
down a neighbor."
Over the Phone
Hello, Mary.
Hello, Bob"
Listen, Mary, we can't go driving
tonight"
Bob Coulter. don't believe you
want to go.
"Of course want to go, Mary.
We'll, you want to go and i want
to go. Doesn't that settle it,"
mo, the car won't go"
One Week on Gallon
Tom-Better buy this little old car
of. mine. It's the greatest gas saver
in the world
Don-"I thought you said you only
got two miles to the gallon?"
Toni know, but she stays in
the garage half the time"
20 o
A Shiftess Hubby
Mrs. Walker--I see you are driving
the new car yourself.
Mrs. Driver-Yes, my husband has
been so busy he hasn't learned to
change gears yet.
Mrs. Walker--He hasn't learned to
change gears yet?
Mrs. Driver No. John hasn't
learned to change gears and SO have
to shift for myself.
600
Bush Anderson, Attention.
First Motorist There were forty
night that | died and went TO hell.
Second Motorist = How did you
know it was hell?
First Mtorist There we're forty
fireplugs on every block.
90 o
A Good Runner
Jill--Will you crank IN the new
car and run over for me?
Jack-Sure, whom do you want TO
run over?
O o >
She Won
Grady Thought you said Mrs
Nearlyrich won her divorce suit?
Joe---Well, she did.
Grady-But the rape- says MIR.
Nearlyrich was given tho ustody of
the children?
Joe-He was. But she was given
the custody of the auto.
o o D
The Limit
My husband is laid up for re-
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
WILLARD FACTORY MAN
HEAD Of LOCAL CONCERN

E. r. Hardy, for several years fac
tory representative of the Willard
Storage Battery company. has ac-
cepted the presidency and general
ment company, assuming his new
duties last week.
Mr.. Hardy has had many years of
experience in the battery and cleo
trical business. For six years he was
factory representative for Willard
on the Pacific coast and managed the
San Francisco and Seattle branches
of that corporation. Following his
connection with Willard in the Pa
cific Northwest, he was given charge
of the Los Angeles and Southern
California territory, being responsible
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

thereby for over 250,0 automobiles
requirements in the electrical line.
Arizona, being included in the Los
Angeles territory, was visited fire.
quently by Mr.. Hardy during his
three years in charge of the South
western territory The entire dis
trict under the Los Angeles branch
showed an increase of 25 per cent
under his management in one year
alone, being the best ever made in
that territory.
The Electrical Equipment company
is one of the largest battery and cleo
trical service concerns in the West
The headquarters of the company
are in Phoenix, and branches are
maintained in Tucson. Nogales, Globe
and Mesa. The company is distrub-
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
MoLLA COMIC TO ENGLAND

NEW YORK, May 20-Mrs. Molla
Bjursted womens lawn tennis cham
pion of the United States, is booked
to sail tomorrow on the liner Cedric
for England. She will play in the
English championship at Wimbledon
beginning June 26 and probably will
compete at Queens club in the Lon
don championship and in several
other events before the championship
begins. She expects to be absent
about two months.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

Ray, Il saw you out driving yes
terday."
Larry: no, my wife was driving"
Ray: But she was In tie back seat
Larry: Just the same, my wife
was driving -
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
At the Auto Show
BENNY BEATS sARTElELp

NEW YORK, May 20-Lightweigh
champion Benny Leonard received
the Judges decision over Soldier
Bartfield, veteran welterweight. in
four-round contest last night in Mad
ison Square Garden.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

Fifteen thousand persons lost their
lives in fires in the United States
during the last year.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21
Auto Talk on Auto Row

pairs
Exceeding the speed limit?'
No; exceeding the feed limit"
On the Road
Herh-My engine is missing
Wife-Oh, Herb. and the garage
isn't lockedl
Herb-What's that got to do with
it?
Wife-The engine will be stolen
before We get back.
The Smallest Town
Cal--How big is Terrapin Ford?
Hall--Small. very smalln
Gala one-horse town, is it7
Hall--Worse than that.
Cal-How come?
Hall--A one-auto town.
600
At the Auto Show
Lady--This is the car / want
Barrie-Shall / drive it home for
you?
Lady-No. drive me home in that
big one over there.
Barrie-But thought you wanted
this small one.
Lady-I do. When hubby sees the
big one he will compromise on the
small one.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

The cave man buried his dead
with as solemn religious rites as any
in vogue today
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

The last census showed that there
were 1890 Indians living in Oregon
at that time.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

Norway in investigating the pos
sibilities of electrifying its railways.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

The Christmas season costs King
George of England about $4,000.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-21

Steam was first applied to indus
trial purposes about 1850.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06

visiting Mr.. Lund's brother on Rock
Creek. The Lund brothers are brand
ing and getting stock ready to ship.
Leo Mcdonald, the young son of Mrs.
Selma Mcdonald Harpole, whose mar
rage was announced in the Hinsdale
Tribune last week, is also with his
uncle, Hilmer Lund, where he will re-
main and attend school at Barr this
winter.
Clarence Luraas, son of Postmaster
Luraas, who has been with his uncle,
H. 0. Lund, is now at the Hellistern
place near Hinsdale and expects to
remain for the winter.
Frank Baldwin is again at home
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Bert
Baldwin.
A good many attended the auction
sale that was held at the Mussen place
north of Barr. 1t will be remembered
that Mr.. and Mrs. Mussen went west
over a year ago and are now settled
in Washington. Their son-in-law,
Bill" Jones, who, with his wife and
children, went with Mr.. and Mrs.
Mussen, returned to take charge of
the sale of their household goods and
other effects.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
world" said the newspaper.

world" said the newspaper.
profits before taxes for 1922 will
exceed $125,OOO,O00 After taxes they
will be $11O, 900 900, about 500 a
car. With these earnings the Ford
Motor company could be capitalized at
$1,000, 0O0, 900 and pay five per cent
on that capital.
"Ford condemns bankers, but with
$3.50, 000, 900 in cash he is the largest
banker in this country if not in the
world.
"His income, adding to his bound
less wealth 100000 a day through
the busy season, is probably unequal
ed in all history.
even a Republican congress unites
to add to the Ford wealth. The COM
pany paid more than $4,000, 900 in
federal taxes in 1921. Because Of the
abolition of the excess profits levy, it
will pay only 100000 900 in 1922. The
Fords are $34,0O0,0OO richer, though
if they were to draw the riches out
they would pay more than SO per cent
additional in personal income taxes.
$50 Ford continues to pile up in his
business the millions which find their
way into Wall street. His replace
ment parts business is so profitable
that he could chop off his manufac-
turing profit of probably $50 a car
and make more than $4,000, 900 an
nually, or $14 on each car produced
from the sale of parts necessary to
keep the millions of Fords now on the
roads in running condition.
"He could distribute this $14 as a
bonus to his workmen and still make
the Sc a car profit from interest.
"But he is not selling at cost. He
is holding on to profits from interest,
parts and cars: $685. 900 in the
record 10 months ended last Febru-
airy, despite the heavy taxes, S11O,-
0O0, 900 in all probability after taxes
in 1922.
"Henry Ford is a Wall street in
himself, and the few blocks of Wood
ward venue running past his factories
in Detroit form a companion thorough
fare with the few blocks of Wall
street from Trinity church to the East
river.
eff he continues to pile up cash at
this rate he can not long denounce
Wall street or the money power of
the country.
"Henry Ford will be that money
power"
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
SHOULD
nov FOR

The enemy blackleg is still among
the stock and protective measures
should not be put off until loss oc-
ours. When fall comes and the grass
gets short and stiff and the water
holes dry up and get rough, condi-
tons for blackleg are favorable and
two or three head may come up miss
ing any night.
Take the first chance you get to
round up all your stock from three
years old to a few days old and vac
cinate them with some standard c
cine. If a calf is over six months old
it will be protected for life if vac
cinated with the "aggressin" vaccine,
but if it is under six months old it
should be vaccinated again in the
spring.
The government does not furnish
any more free vaccine. Communities
should club orders for vaccine and by
a so or 100 dose order the vaccine
comes much cheaper thar in Il or 20
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
START NOW TO COMBAT
The %GRASSHOPPER PEST
Farmers Can Do Much this Fall t,
Prevent GrasshOpper Destruc-
ton Next Year.

Now is not too early to consider the
1923 grasshopper trouble. This fall
finds plenty of grasshoppers with us
to lay eggs, and with nothing to bother
them and with conditions favorable
each female grasshopper is able to
deposit from 100 to 800 eggs, so we
can easily approximate the number of
grasshoppers to be expected next
spring. Every egg pod that is broken
means 25 to 100 1923 grasshoppers
killed. 1t is realized hat every acre
cannot be plowed or disced this fall
nor next spring before May 20, there
fore, when that is impossible, let's
get as close to that as possible.
The female grasshopper deposits
her eggs around the edge of the field
and in the sod along the roads, along
fences and along the sod land be-
tween the fields and in idle fields.
The plan to follow this fall will be
to burn the Russian thistles and mus
tard on idle fields and along fences
and roads, and thoroughly disc the
sod land around the fields and for 3
or 4 rods in the field and disc the
cultivated land. This will break ur
the egg pods and destroy the eggs, as
they are only set in from one to one
and a half inches beneath the surface
When an egg pod is once broken the
eggs will not hatch. From the sup.
ply of eggs one should make an eff.
fort to destroy all the egg pods he
can, and community actions on roads
and idle fields will help lessen the
trouble in 1923. What land cannot be
treated this fall should be given at.
t%ention the first thing in the spring
and treated before the 10th of May
The county agent has spent a couple
of days in the field studying the egg
crop. There + plenty of egg pods
but n encouraging fact was that il
about half Of the pods was found 6
parasite. The larvae or worm stage
Of the blister beetle and the horne,
fly were found in about half of the
egg pods examined and these little
parasites eat the grasshopper eggs
So you can see our insect friend.
are at work and we should help then
all we can. The flesh fly that lay.
a small egg that matches into a worn
that eats the grasshoppers, was fount
in large numbers in the fields. TIL,
natural enemies Of the grasshopper.
are working hard and if we work a.
hard the grasshoppers will be mucl
less in number in 1928 than they wer,
last year unless they move in from
some other place after Matching.
Fall action is one of the necessar,
measures in handling the g%rasshoppe,
trouble.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
LOWER WHITEWATER

A. M. Strommen hauled a load of
wheat to town on Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Pabst spent
Sunday at the Joe Albus home.
Ray Carter is moving down onto
the Saco divide, where he has rented
the Erickson and Rognes places.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. McCord and Mr.
and Mrs. O. c. Busche and children
were Malta visitors on Saturday.
Charlie Knight moved his family tc
Saco this week where they will spenc
the winter.
John Denoma and John Pewonks
called at the Busche home on Sunday
c. T. Glascock returned home or
Sunday, having completed his rur
with the Glascock-Hanson threshine
outfit.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Albus and two
sons were Saco visitors on Friday.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
ENROLMENT RECORD IS
SHATTERED AT STATE "U'

More than 1900 students have COM
pleted registration for the autumn
quarter at the State University, ac-
cording to a Missoula dispatch, an in
crease over last years registration of
20 per cent. This figure includes both
the students who took out their cards
last spring when the new system of
advance registration was adopted, and
the new students who applied for their
certificates during the registration
last week.
More than 600 of the students are
freshmen, the majority of whom come
from state high schools. The college
of arts and sciences leads in the num-
Der of students, more than two-thirds
being in this division.
With few figcres yet available, those
obtainable Friday at Montana State
college, Bozeman, indicate that reg
~istration at that institution will be far
in excess of that of last year. Com
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
WeRurul
Items Sent in BY The Couvievs
Special Corps Of NeUs GathereIs
THOENY

THOENY 80.
John Ketter of Hinsdale was a bus
mess visitor at Thoeny Friday.
J. E. Struthers freighted grain to
Hinsdale the latter part of this week
On his return trip he brought out a
load of merchandise for the Thoeny
Mercantile.
Mrs. w. l.. Whiting, Mrs. Allen
Johnson and baby Marjorie, Miss Ebba
Dahlquist and the Misses Catherine
and Dolly Hentz motored to Willow
Creek Saturday to gather berries
They took a picnic dinner and spent
the day there.
Mrs. j. A. Hentz was a passenger ia
Hinsdale on the mail car Wednesday
Mrs. H. M. Ketzenbarger left for
Minot, N. D., this week where she
will visit a few weeks with her bro
ther.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cy Davenport and lit
tie son, Glenn, left Wednesday for
Bozeman where Cy will take vocation
al training for the winter.
Geo. Hayden, a cattle buyer from
st. Paul, was a business caller al
Thoeny Friday.
Gus Novy and Allen johnson left
the latter part of this week for the
threshing fields in Canada.
Mrs. E. A. Townsend and two little
sons, Irval and Earl, arrived from
Hunters, Wash, where they have beer
visiting with relatives for the past
three weeks.
Francis Wallace made a trip to the
coal mines near Roanwood this week
Paul Duncan Of Deep Creek anc
Art Munger of Barnard passed thru
Thoeny freighting grain to Hinsdale
this week.
Sherman Lund and little son passed
through Thoeny travelling across the
line Saturday.
Mr.. Baalke, from neal Hinsdale
Walter and Roy Hoerster of Genevieve
and Pete Mortvedt Of Grow Creel
autoed to Thoeny Wednesday.
The Lloyd Hunter, J. M. Thoeny ant
E. A. Townsend families all autoed tt
Willow Creek in Mr.. Hunters big
truck Sunday to gather berries.
w. l.. Whiting brought out a loat
of merchandise from Hinsdale Satur
day for the j. S. Lee store.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
GENEVIEVE

The Ladies Aid was entertained by
Mrs. Theodore Thompson at her home
Thursday afternoon when a large
number of ladies attended, as we'll as
a goodly number of men who enjoyed
the delicious lunch served by the hos.
tess to close the social afternoon.
Rev. Akre and wife passed through
on their way to Thoeny where Rev
Akkre preached to a good sized con.
gregation. During their stay Mr.. anc
Mrs. Akre were guests of MI. anc
Mrs. John Lee. In the afternoon ser
vices were held at the Hatton school
with Rev. Akre in charge.
The Woman's club of the Cache
Creek community met at the home OF
Mrs. John McColly north of Hins.
dale.
Your correspondent was misin.
formed as to the name Of the teacher
who came to Genevieve to take the
place of Miss Vera Tinney. The new
teacher is Miss Alta Tanner, daughte,
of Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Tanner of Hins.
dale. Miss Tanner and Miss Ruttel
are both making their home for the
school term with Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Keefer.
When the threshers arrived at the
Hamry home last week Mesdames Roy
Jones and l.. T. Hatton took charge
of the house during the illness of Mrs
Hamry.
The Thoeny Fair association is al
ready paying the premiums for the
exhibits shown during the fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. johnson wen
to town Thursday to attend the show
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06
NOTES

Ihreshing season is over, except
sweet clover and alfalfa. The men
are busy with preparations for a 1923
crop. Some are seeding rye, some
wheat and others are blowing and
discing, although it is very dry to
pillow.
Mrs. M. M. Burger and sister, Mrs.
Leila Arnold, are spending the week.
end at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Claude Burger in Glasgow.
Mrs. A. C. Vertz and twin boys and
daughter, Miss Jual, spent Thursday
as guests of Mrs. Will Dowd.
School began at the Badger school
last Monday with an enrolment of II
pupils. Miss Macarthur, the teacher,
comes from Minnesota and is we'll
recommended, s we are hoping for
a good school this year. We surely
need it.
Mr. and Mrs. Tina Boley and fam
lily, Mrs. Phoebe Boley and Miss Nc
Arthur were visitors at the Dyer
ranch on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. julius Enger and fam
lily spent last Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. Lund.
There's to be a dance at the Bad
ger school house next Saturday night.
Everybody is invited to come.
Mrs. Fay Dawson and two children
visited a few days of last week at
the Charley Rice ranch. Mrs.. Daw-
son expects to leave in a few days
for a point in Illinois where she will
visit her sister for awhile.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Junger made a
business trip to the county seat Sat-
urday.
Mesdames M. M. Burger, Phoebe
Boley and Emma Merseby returned
recently from a trip to the Park. They
report some great sights to be seen
there.
Mrs. Will Dowd called upon Mrs
Tove Barstad one afternoon last week.
Mrs. Valentine assisted Mrs. Lund
in cooking for the threshers on Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tina Boley made a
business trip to Glasgow on Monday
John Hopstad is confined to his bee
again and has been for more than a
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claude Berger were
visiting relatives in the country one
day last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Watson from
Glasgow were visiting the, ~latter's
brother, Peter Hopstad, and family
last Sunday week.
Mrs. John Hopstad and Mrs. Peter
Hopstad were shopping in Glasgow
Saturday.
The corn crop is exceptionally gooc
around here this year.
Miss Rachel Wilson spent Sunda,
and Sunday night at the Barstae
home.
Herman Hopstad spent Saturday
night at the home of his Aunt Thors
in Glasgow.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06

doses. This kind of vaccine requires
a hypodermic syringe which costs
about $500 and one syringe can ac-
comodate the whole community. Set
aside n day as a community black
leg day and everybody get busy and
vaccinate all the young stock and cas-
trate all grade calves and scrub bulls.
Protection from loss costs no more
than the cost of losing one or two
head. All blackleg should
be burned and not left on the prairie
to be spread around for miles by coy
otes.
MURRAY f. STEBBINS.
County Agent.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1922-10-06

and become fluffy. This is the sign
which tells the cook that the rice
is thoroughly done.
While the rice is boiling, Miss
Magrane prepares the sauce as
follows: cut onions and green
peppers in fine pieces. Fry the
onions and peppers for about five
minutes in vegetable fat over a slow
fire. Vegetable fats are particular
ly good for frying. as they create
no smoke OF odor, and can also be
used several times. Then put the
sauce in a frying pan with the boil
ed rice and dry until the rice kerr
nels start to turn brown, Miss
Magrane serves RICE, SPANISH
STYLE with crisp slices Of bacon.