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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
WHY NOT 1--we 100 YEARs7

There are $500 people in the United
States over 100 years of age, according
TO DR.. Royal S. Copeland. Commission
o. of Health Of the City of New York.
In his address at the Rotary club, DR..
Copeland said there was no reason
why every man and woman In the
country should not live TO be 100.
ssThe chief offenders IN wrong Nv
ing are you business and professional
men, DR.. Copeland shot at the Rotar-
fans. During Physical Culture Week.
which is here, make up your mind to do
your duty towards yourself by daily
exercises. Many busilAcss men work
hard at their desks all week long and
then take a week end and play or 10
sets Of tennis on Saturday and Sunday
and wonder why they feel poorly the
next week. Daily exercise Is the pan
acea for what ails you. Make 1t an
every day affair. Take this advice,
even though don't set good ex-
emple myself.
Il weigh more than I should. Null
tfpIy the number Of inches you stand
over s feet by and add 10 pounds
and you will get what your correct
weight should be.
"A man so years Of age who is so
pounds overweight has lessened his
length of life so per cent. This has
been proven by statistics Of life insur-
anoe companies after studying q half
million policy holders span Of life.
During Physical Culture Week learn to-
live right by proper exercise and not
eating too much"
Among the other speakers at the
Rotarian's luncheon, which was desig-
mated as Physical Culture Day, were:
Anthony Fiala, Arctic and Tropical ak
plorer, who told how Colonel Roosevelt
kept in good condition. Vim. Muldoon
chairman OF the National Physical
Week committee, who urged the neces-
ity Of 100 per cent life, normal and
mental as well as physical. and Ber-
narr Macfadden. publisher Of Physical
Culture magazine. who told the NOM
bers how to eat and exercise.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
REVELATIONS OF A WIFE
ADELE GARRISON

| abut do wish could make that wom-
an feel something OF the humiliation
she has given that poor girl"
Give me leave. Lady F'air?" he
countered promptly, his black eyes
dancing with some sudden inspira-
ton.
Prudence told me to shake my head,
for Harry Underwood's inspirations
were apt to be startling ones. But
knew the woman at the next table
would be gone in another moment or
two and all the impulses Of fair play
possessed yearned to see her punish
ed
What MIR. Underwood Did.
Yes" I breathed, and at the worod
Mr.. Underwood turned in his chair
and backoned to the waitress, who was
just coming back from the front Of
tho room. saw that she shranlS al
perhaps dreading another rebuke.
II always give 10 cents, my girl, -
Harry Underwood piped in a ludcrOus
falsetto, but you have given us thun-
dering good service, and my little
friend here says you are the most eff
ficient waitress she knows, so I'm
going to raise the ante"
The girl gasped in establishment,
and into her eyes flashed a leok of
grateful, startled relief. Her voice was
almost hysterical as she stammered
her thanks to Mr.. Underwood for the
bin he handed her with an ostenta-
tious flourish.
"oh. thank you, thank you!" she
exclaimed.
How 1t Worked.
Don't thank me, thank the lady
here, he said. And just remember,
when you're inclined to doubt it, that
there are some women in the world
who are well bred and possess gener-
Gus Instincts
There as a flash of draperies past
US. The woman at the next table had
snatched up her gloves, bag and furs
and was Fastening to the front door as
if an alarm Of fire had just been
given. Her cheeks held no small spots
of crimson, for from forehead to neck
her face was ablaze with a burning
flush. She looked neither to the right
nor to the left, and my momentary
AEehL LiAuA nAG 4I4CoiAL " 81 ~ tic uld4A
ager with a recital of her troubles was
dispelled by the closing of the door
after her.
"Oh, this is so good of you" the
girl breathed. looking at me, as the
woman disappeared from sight. Il can't
help but be glad she heard it. can't
imagine what was the matter with
her. And I didn't ask her for 10
cents"
Forget all about it," said Harry
Underwood That's the best thing to
do with anything disagreeable.
THANK you. sir. I'll remember that"
the girl replied gratefully. "And I'll
bring your coffee Immediately"
She walked swiftly to the kitchen,
and I smothered a sudden unaccount-
able impulse to stretch out my hand
to Harry Underwood's in thankful, ad-
miring acknowledgements of his cham
pionship of the sad-eyed waitress
The incident strengthened my grow
ing belief that deep beneath the sur
face callousness and wickedness of the
man there lay a spark of manhood
worth tanning into flames.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Both Harry Underwood and I were
guilty Of the gaucherie OF haIf-turn-
Ing toward the table at our left when
the woman occupying it spoke in so
scornful manner to the sad-eyed
French waitress who had served US so
deity. OF course, we turned back
again Immediately, but we could hear
the soft-voiced. startled Interrogation
of the girl:
Pardon, madame"
Il said" the woman's voice repeated
with even greater emphasis than be-
fore, that l always give 10 cents, but
shall not give It to you"
There was no answer. In respect
full. controlled silence, the girl left her
table and went to the front of the
room to attend to something for4which
the manager had summoned her with
a lifted forefinger. There was a spot
Of hectic color on either cheek, the
only evidence that the scornful words
had hurt her
I was thankful that the voice Of the
other woman, although clear and car
rying enough to reach our table. the
one nearest her, hadn't penetrated to
any of the other patrons Of the res
taurant. It was controlled, we'll mod
ulated voice, and from the evidence,
its owner had had the training which
should have kept her from such an
exhibition Of Ill breeding.
I think there was a spot of color
in my own cheeks, for I was thorough
ly indignant at the words and tone
OF the inconsiderate woman at the
other table. Involuntaryly / looked
across at Mr.. Underwood, to find him
watching me with an inscrutable ex-
preston. But there was indignation
in his eyes.
what will you give me to swear
for your he asked. I've got a choice
collection OF explosives that I think
would just suit this occasion"
I couldn't help but smile at his
whimsical tone.
"rm afraid that wouldn't do" said,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

said Mrs. Stanley, ''you can stay home
4 you like. But thought 1 heard
you saying something about a track
meet you wanted 10 see. And then
there's a meeting Of your club
"Oh. you know I'll go,'' grumbled
Jack. even II do have to use that
crutch. Good thing 1t isn't two
That's the spirit" said a hearty
voice in the doorway. DR. Shultz
smiled in at them. Just think how
you'll have it over the other fellows,
having three legs now, instead OF two.
OF course one of the three isn't work
ing very well. but it will be in time"
Jack grinned. It'd be nice to have
three hands. too. wouldn't it? Then II
] got tired using one I could give it
a rest and use the other two
Or II you had an extra brain"
suggested Mrs. Stanley.
That's talking" laughed Jack. He
looked at the crutch with more favor
TITS all in the way of looking at
IT, said the doctor. Just keep
thinking of that crutch as your third
leg that you're using to give oRe of the
others a rest for q while, instead Of
as hindrance. Don't call it your
'crutch' at ALL"
"All right" said Jack, who looked
upon the big doctor as hts best pal
Hand me my third leg and I'll see
how it goes.
Jack Is back running on the track
team again. Getting his foot back
into shape wasn't half the trouble he
expected. And nailed UP in his room
beside the rackets and bats IS his
third leg"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
THE MlLEsronE

The road through Studyland IL the
scene of this playlet. Halfway down
the road IS a finger post with sign:
"One Mile to Examination Mountain"
Beside the post there is q large stone.
Down the road comes The Shirker.
walking along with his eyes on the
ground and looking sullen. He stops
and frowns at the sign post.
THE SHIRKER: Wen here it is
along the last of May. Another mile
stone passed upon the way. Examina-
ton Mountain lies ahead. That means
climb you bet your life I dread. /
wish 1 hadn't fooled along the way.
Then wouldn't feel So shaky-like to-
day. Gee whiz! I'll hardly catch my
breath before the climb. I guess I'm
scared to death. (The Shirker walks
on, slowly and hesitatingly, as though
he wanted to turn back. Then The
Duliard enters. She is carrying a big
book under each arm and is mumbling
to herself)
THE DULLARD: In Argentine is
Buenos Aires, know. In Chile-Oh.
knew while ago. (She stops and
looks at the sign post ard then sits
down YEARLY on the stone.l
THE DULLARD: I'm sick Of study.
study all the time. The way they pile
UP lessons is a crime. And what's the
use. for when we have review I have
to learn the stuff all over, too. And
now Examination Mountains near; ]
never shall get over it. I fear. You
have to have lot OF grit to stand a
journey on the road through Study
land. (Sle signs, gets up. and plods
on. Then The Player enters She is
an overdressed girl who trips along
carelessly.)
THE PLAYER: Ho. hunt Another
mile, l see, TO go. I never knew the
time TO be so slow. And old Examina-
ton Mountain. too. TIL have to cross
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
REscuE OF oRPHANe

How Queen Marie OF Roumania aid
ed in the rescue of 1000 orphans, waits
and strays, who had attached them
selves to bands OF Jewish refugees
treeking across the Ukraine, and found
themselves hemmed in along the banks
Of the Dniester exposed to hunger and
cold. is told in reports just received
BY the Jewish Joint Distribution COM
mittee from James N. Rosenberg, it's
European director.
Crossing the icy waters Of the Dnies-
ter, early in March last, these pathetic
victims of war and programs. many Of
them crippled and bearing visual evil
dences Of the blood lust which has
swept Europe during the past decade.
are now securely havened in homes
and institutions found for them in Rou-
mania through the efforts Of the Joint
Distribution committee.
/ Not all OF these 1000 orphans are
Jewish children. The nomadic exist
ence. now happily ended, OF large num-
bers OF them began with the passing
of the long line of refugees through the
Germanic colonies OF the Ukraine.
Others are fun blooded Russians. Many
OF them had been abandoned by moth
ers widowed through the war. But the
origin of these children did not matter
to the refugees. who did their pitiful
best to help the waits who Joined them
In ever increasing numbers.
To cross the Dniester and thus es-
cape out of the living hell called the
Ukraine into the comparative safety
Of Roumania, was the objective of the
refugees to whom these 1000 orphans
attached themselves. But when the
refugees reached the banks of that
river, which they had coms to regard
as modern Red sea. Roumanian from
tier guards barred their way and many
OF them were shot down in sight of the
promised land" because of a recent
ly enacted decree Of exclusion.
The tale OF the 1000 orphans, huddled
In the fields and forests along the
banks of the Dniester. wasl drought TO
Bucarest, the capital of Roumania.
somehow. The pleas Of Mr.. Arano-
vici, the Joint Distribution committees
representative in that city, and DR..
Bscciiieri OF the Nensen Commission
reached the ears of Queen Marie.
Whether her Majesty actively inter-
- las JAANtaAG ID not KNOWN,
but at any rate the government short
~ thereafter gave it's consent to hav-
ing the orphans brought into the coun-
try and the expedition of relief COM
posed of DIR. Baccilieri and Mr.. Arano-
vioi was accompanied by a representa-
tive Of Queen Marie's domestic entour-
age, Mr., Capsa, Who took with him a
carload OF milk as her majesty's per-
sonal gift to the orphans.
Arriving on Roumanian territory the
1000 orphans were quarantined for
three weeks by the Joint Distribution
committee, which also made arrange
ments with the Germanic colonists and
Russian priests in Bessarab ia, former
Russian, but now Roumanian territory.
to provide homes for the nom Jewish
children
The agitation which was inspired by
the plight OF the 1000 orphans has re-
suited in the mitigation Of the decree
excluding Russian and Polish refugees
from Roumania to the extent of per
hitting the passage across its terri
tory to seaports of those who have the
means TO embark for other countries.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
|ggH3!Ome:Id1ent PldXSG
AsESEA

before Tn really through. Well.
worry makes the wrinkles, so they
say; I think that I'll get over any
way. I've managed TO get by some
how. all right. And now. thank good
ness, time to loafs In sight. (Ths
Player walks carelessly of. Then
The Regular Boy enters. hands in his
pockets, whistling 8 little. He looks
up at the sign post and then SITE
down and looks ahead musingly.)
THE REGULAR BOY: Another
mile to go, and then that's all. II
seems It's hardly any time since fall.
Examination Mountain isn't far; Gee!
What a lot of stony paths there arel
But III feel good when everything Is
through,-Vacation seems mere like
you've earned il, too. For past the
mountain lies a little lake, where ieafy
trees such funny shadows make:
to wait a chance to get a-hold OF
some ones bait. Why, II listen
am sure I'd hear the voice of Sum
mer. for 1t seems so near.
Voices are heard ofr-stage, sound
Ing far away
FIRST VOICE: A bite, A bite!
Now watch me pull him In. 1 never
saw bigger one. Don't grinl
SECOND VOICE: Come help NE
fry this bacon: lend a hand. I tell
you. Jim, this coffee's smelling grand.
REGULAR BOY fgetting up and
starting on: Another mile! III get
up on my toes.
And sail ahead to summertime.
Here goes
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
If Ruptured
Try This Free
Apply 1t to Any Rupture, Old or
Recent, Large or Small and You
Are on the Road That Has
Convinced Thousands.
Sent Free to Prove This

Anyone ruptured, man, woman or
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Don't neglect to send for this free trial
Even II your rupture doesn't bother you
what Is the use Of wearing supports all
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Why run the risk OF gangrens ana such
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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
NEGRO JAILED FOR
BEATING HIS WIFE

Named after julius Ceaser, director
Of many bloody campaign when Rome
was In it's glory, and evidently trying
to live up to his name, Ceaser Grice,
colored. landed in the county bastile
yesterday afternoon for beating his
wife. 1t is said that the negro became
peeyed' at his better half and pro-
ceeded to apply an iron bar on her
head with considerable effect. An ugly
cash resulted from which the blood
flowed copiously for a while
Constable Murphy arrested Grice and
entered a charge of assault against
him.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH
MONEY

Cut out this slip, enclose with SC
and mail it to Foley & Co, 1895 Shelf
field Ave, Chicago, H., writing your
name and address clearly You will
receive in return trial package con-
tanning Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound for coughs, colds and Group:
Foley Kidney Pills for pains IN sides
and back; rheumatism. backache. kid
ney and bladder ailments; and Foley
CathartIc Tablets, a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for con-
stipation, billousness, headaches and
sluggish Observation-Disclosures
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
Holy Name Minstrel Notes

Lookout for the Minstrel express, it
has been delayed, and won't leave until
Tuesday night. The same time, but
the place-weIl-you'u know later. Just
be on the lookout you hear. Just keep
your eyes peeled.
Johnnie Klumpker. that poppy little
exponent OF klippity and exquisite"
(say, OATS some void motions Of the
varied movements OF the dance-is
practicing some new steps-and when
he usually steps-well he just natcerly
steps-dats all. He's regular singer
tco--and you can just bet your bottom
dollar dat you'n enjoy yourself when
that kiddo breaks out.
We're off-all ready for Tuesday
night-now don't be mean and angry
because we are a little peeyed our
selves-but let's buck up and smile
cause life amt worth a darn If you
don't do that when things seem to go
wrong. Everybody townsville. Oats
| de stuff.
Hey like to forgot that Cecil
Robinson feller-IIe's one of de fe1lers
on the funny staff-and wit out his
face all blacked up-he's a regular
matinee idol--but-shucks he looks
pretty good in disguise-but we know
him anyway; cause he sure puts his
stuff over in great style and he's jest
hatchery funny-so what else can you
expect. Hooray for Cecil
You amt mad cause we had to put
# off a couple OF days have you
don't get dat way--'cause looks what's
comm on Tuesday-OH JOYi
Vince Bruno says He amt nobody's
Darling believe me the way that
he cuts up at rehearsal-you'd think
that he led charmed life--it's a won-
der to me that he has escaped so far
but he's one OF dose funny fellers SO
what else can you expect? But he's
good on his stuff and you people have
got something to look forward to- Huh i?
%
Willie Fauria-you know-we call
him Master Willie" cause he's such
nice little feller-and gee! he gets
awful sore when we kid him-but be
can't see me when he reads dis so I
amt worryin' none. Willie's alright
and he has got some sweet song to sing
and believe me people he sure sings
it too.
Don't forget that TUESDAYS the
night get ready for that trip to the
minstrel-you'n know de place in
plenty of time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
D'FUNIAK FIRM FILED
INVOLUNTARY PETITION

An involuntary petition Of bank
ruptcy was filed in the United States
court yesterday by G. A. Berman and
Morris Bremen, trading as Berman
and Bremen. They were merchants
of DeFuniak Springs, and Leroy V.
HoIsberry is named as attorney for pc
titioners. Ne referee yet appointed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
The woR AZ the DOOR

The growing danger from wolves In
Europe is one Of the strange results
OF the war. Wolves have always been
more or less trouble Ia Eastern Eu-
rope. but the people have managed to
keep the packs reduced. However,
during the war when men were, light
ing each other instead Of wolves. the
animals began TO increase.
Now reports tell OF tia. holiness Of
the wolves and the large packs they
are travelling in. They have attacked
many villages. in numbers as large as
so. In one place IN Jugo-Slavia they
even attacked q train.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
POLL TAXES MUST BE
PAID BY SATURDAY

Poll taxes cannot be paid after
Saturday, the books closing Saturday
evening, according to an announcement
made yesterday afternoon by ]. H.
Kirkpatrick. registration officer.
The city registration books today.
Mr. Kirkpatrick stated last night that
registration has not been very heavy
in the city as it is necessary to regis
ter only once fer the city election, and
the names of most Of the voters are
already on the books
WE FIX-EM QUICK
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
POST, G. A. r. TO
MEET FRIDAY AFTERNOON

Commander v. P. Dillingham; an
nounces a regular meeting of w. T.
Sherman Post, No. Fl, G. A. r., to be
held Friday afternoon at 1880 o'clock
in the Moose Hall. over Reeds Bakery.
All comrades are urged to be present
as the post has to make arrangements
for Memorial Sunday, May %, and
Decoration Day, May 30, All visit
ing comrades are extended a cordial
invitation to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
CHARGED WITH STEALING
ANOTHER'S AUTOMOBILE

Upon a warrant charging him with
the larceny of an automobile, Willie
Fountain. colored, was arrested and
placed in the county jail late Tues
day night. Marcella Cook the owner of
the car, had the warrant sworn out
before Justice of the Peace Johnson.
who has set the case Tor preliminary
hearing Friday
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
SOCTETY
CALENDAR SOCIETY
MEETS TODAY

The Calendar Society Of the East
Hill Baptist church will meet this
afternoon at three o'clock, at the home
of Mrs. B. r. Smith, E. Gadsden street.
A full attendance is desired.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
LADIES OF ST. STEPHENS
PARISH MEET WITH MRS. MASSEY

The ladies of St. Stephens parish
viii hold their regular meeting this
evening at 1880 o'clock. at the home OF
Mrs. John Massey. sos w. Garden
street. All ladies are requested to be
present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

A1VA1O - WN@FD
radio.
splashin mud on pedestrians gets
It on your car too.
M@oy doesn't talk assmuch as peo-
pie who have money.
II the coal strike keeps on there
viii be a coal shortage.
Mezico Is so quiet It looks as II she
wsge too good TO be true.
About the only successful bathing
suit censor is = mosquito.
10
A man never realizes he has taken
a hstter half until too late.
A girl with a shiny. face doesn't
think che has bright outlook.
with war in China, that famous
opon door is marked exit"
o.
IN Boston q robber ran from flap.
per A single man no doubt.
Two married people can live cheaper
than one single man in love.
90
battle cry OF the anti-bobhing cru
----a----t- LONG may y wave.
A little moonlight now and then
often marries tho best Of men.
o.
II radio replaces the telephone gos-
sips will die from loss OF sleep.
Days are so long now you can see
three picture shows before dark.
~-@-
In Paris they have dog bath house.
Bathing gone to the bow-wows.
Alongside the Genoa party, Ireland
Is as peaceful as a quilting party.
-
In England. Ford license is more
than 800. They don't like a joke
o.
The perpetual light they are working
on viii never look right unless they
send perpetual bin,
Any boy can tell you that an apple
day won't keep the doctor away Il
II is a green apple.
-
One paper prints a chapter from the
Bible every day. It is news, and, good
news, to some people.
%
where do liars go?" is puzzling
Mr.. Doyle. Perhaps they go where
they are often told to go.
Harding is said to have shaken
hands with 10000 people This is
much better than shaking heads.
Boarders realize there's no place
Ike home when they see Strawberries
On the market and prunes on the
table
%
Eight hours OF work.
Eight hours OF play,
Eight hours Of sleep.
Make perfect day
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
PEOPLES FORUM
JUSTICE TO WHOM JUSTICE
&c ME

Is DUE.
Editor Pensacola Journal:
Referring TO your article of Tues
day, May 3. Record Hung Up in Con-
victions." in justice TO United States
Attorney Fred c. Cubberly and his as
sistant, G. Earle Hoffman, it should
be stated that they are entitled to the
greater part of the credit for so large
a number 70 convictions, as they work.
ed up the cases they so ably prosecuted
before the court
Pensacola, May Q. CITIZEN.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
To.pAYs PuzzLE

I am an animal; change my head
once and I am to plant seed; change
1t again and am to cut grass.
Answer to yesterdays: Nip, pin.
Nab, ban.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11
CATHOLIC LADIES
HOLD MEETING

THE Catholic Ladies' Of st. Nichael's
school viii hold their regular meeting
Friday afternoon at $3.50 o'clock in the
school building. All ladies are asked
to be present
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-11

Fact that there are bootleggers is
proof that they don't drink the kind
Of stuff they SELL