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The Washington times., 1922-12-11
.Medbulry
Says J S
By John p. Medbury.

~ OVxh1I H NAC~AUOA -
A. StEbLKNowN 'theosophist
has announced that human
being, lnhabit other worlds while
thsy sleep. No wonder 20 many
men ere going to bed early. They
probably want to 60 to Cuba to get
. driAk.. le -
He says that two guys can 60
=. to sleep in twin beds and meet
each, ,other In their dreams. He
didn't say where they'd meet. but
no doubt It would be In some boot
leggingi Joint. -. .s.r
ONE guy went to sleep and
- waited all night to meet his
roommate. but discovered the next
morning thst his roommate suffer
Cd from insomnia.
SoME people who have never
been out of, NsN York State in
the daytime have travelled all over
the world at night.
0NE bird even took a camera, to
bed with him and tried to take
soms pictures Of the places he Wis
tied, :, m
He tied one end Of a string to
the camera and the other end
70 his toe. and when he. had the
fflm developed x.l he got was q
snapshot of his wife going through
his pants pockets.
IN your dreams you travel and
never know how you get to the
place or what you7e doing there.
Fps IKE going TO Philadelphia.
MOST hotels charge such high
pfaees for their rooms that un-
less yod'vs got q home. dreaming
IL aa expsnsive luxury.
49, ~ - = - %. rr
T'S foolish 10 pay q big price
Tforsa ROOM. because the minute
you sst 10 sleep you dream you're
soinewkcrs' else. o..
0NE+guy went to bed early and
tho neat morning he asked
tnsm ,S refund his money because
hs wasn't In the hotel ten minutes
during the whole time he was
asleep.
THERE'S no sense in paying
.doiiars q night, and then dream
you're ,ssoppins at some rooming
houSS N tue Bowery. - -
.;et ga. r s,!
NoRoDY seems, to be able
to. explain as.drsam. Places
In dreamlandJ are about the
only places where q married man
can g Without having to explain
/. 1~tF Z tl,. tisa
AND this is the only way, q lot
- o. them have Of getting out at
pisht IT all. ~
- X
AND then their wives usually
wake them up at or s o'clock
In. the morning 20 that they'll get
home early.
MANY a guy has been on the
verge Of entering q swell cab
aret only to be yanked out by an
alarm clock. -rr...
MOST married. men have q
happy home somewhere In
0reamland, and that's why 20
many Of them hate to wake up in
/, the morning.
IT'S very hard to explain. Some
people think We 60 to bed at
night here and dream were some
whore else. and others think that
We 90 to bed somewhere ella ana
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

MOST hotels charge such high
pfaees foe their rooms that un.
less yod'vs got q home. dreaming
- aa expsnAive luxury.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

vT'S foolish 10 pay q big price
1orsa foUn;. because the minute
you 6et 10 sleep you dream you're
somewkcrS' else. g.,
The Washington times., 1922-12-11
Not NocenDary

You 20 not hsvs 20 Be- On animal
srsinsr 70 handle cArissnas s.als
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

MOST married. men have q
happy home somewhere in
drsamland. and that's why 20
many Of them hate to wake up in
the morning.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

IT'S very hard to explain. Some
people think we 60 to bed at
night here and dream we're some
where else. and others think that
ws 30 to bed somewhere else and
are dreaming we're here.
(cepyright. 1879. by King Features
syndicate. Ltd.l
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

IN your dreams you travel and
never know how YOU get to the
place or what you1e doing there.
Fps IKE going TO Philadelphia.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

0NE guy went to bed early and
Tho ns1t morning he asked
snsm e refund his money because
hs wasn't In the hotel ten minutes
during the whole time he was
asleep.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

THERE'S no sense in paying
,.doilazS Q night, and then dream
you're ,stoppins at some roominy
houSS N the Bowery. - 20
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

He tied one end Of a string to
the camera and the other end
70 his toe. and when he. had the
fflm developed x.l he got was .
snapshot of his wife going through
his pants pockets.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

MANY a guy has been on the
verge Of entering q swell cab.
'aret only to be yanked out by an
alarm clock. -r.+
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

NoRonY seems, to be able
to. explain as.drsam. Places
In dreamland, are about the
only places where q married man
can g without having to explain
where Ae's been. ga. ..-..
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

AND this is the only way, q lot
- Of them have Of getting out at
night at all.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

AND then their wives usually
wake them up at 4 or s o'clock
IN, the morning 20 that they'll get
homo early.
The Washington times., 1922-12-11

0NE bird even took a camera to
bed with him and tried to take
scne pictures Of the places he Wis.
tteo, ~-<
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
SUCCESS OF TANLAC1
Due TO MERIT All
Personal Recommendation of CelebraI
dicine by Persons It Has Restored to
Is the Chief Reason for it's Tremendou

Not day passes but what thou
sands of people ask the ques-
tions. What is Tanlac? Why
its phenomenal success? Why do
we hear so much about 1t? The
answer to these questions is not
difficult.
Tanlac, Nature Is Medicine, is a
wonderful Reconstructive Tonic
and body-builder. 1t is purely
vegetable and is made from the
most beneficial roots, herbs and
barks known to science. The
medicinal properties are readily
taken up by the system, thereby
aiding digestion, stimulating the
appetite and assisting the stomach
in converting the food into nour-
ishing elements that build up tis-
sue and nerve strength. There
is probably not a single portion
of the body that is not benefited
by the helpful action OF this re-
markable medicine.
The system besides being puri-
fled and strengthened by Tanlac
is toned up and invigorated. 1t
quickly overcomes indigestion,
non assimilation Of the food, ner-
yousness, headache, backache,
general debility and many other
complaints that are SO common
to the thousands of half sick, de-
pressed men and women.
Tanlac was designed primarily
for the correction of disorders OF
the stomach, liver and bowels. Al
the same time, as stated above,
it is a powerful Reconstructive
Medicine, for 1t naturally follows
that any medicine that brings
about proper assimilation Of the
food and the thorough elimination
of waste products must, therefore,
have a far-reaching and most
beneficial effect upon the entire
system.
Probably eighty per cent Of all
diseases originate in the digestive
organs. Dyspepsia, or what is
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Hines Claims
Freight Rates
Not TooHigh

washington, Feb. 1.--WalkeT
d. Hines, former director general
of the railway administration,
called here as a representative OF
the public by the interstate conf
mission in its rate revision, testl-
fled that in his opinion railway
earnings were too low to allow
general reduction of freight
charges and that business activity
would not be stimulated by such a
step IL taken.
Mr.. Hines estimated that "in
the public interest, 1t probably is
necessary for the railroads to
spend on betterments and facili-
ties, at least a billion dollars a
year for some time to come"
Looking over the statistics of
railroad earnings during 1921"
Hines said, we can take 1t for
granted that general reductions
are not called for on the ground
that earnings are too high"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Pri- -Amur Faction
Protests Soviet
Farley at Genoa

Washington, Feb. 1.-(By AS
sociated Press. THE Pri-Amur
government of Russia in a note
sent today to Secretary Hughes by
Foreign Minister Kolesnikoff, a
member of the special delegation
now in Washington, protested
against the decision of European
nations to meet with Russian boil
shevik ENJOYS at Genoa and served
notice that 1.-The Russian people
never will recognize any agree
ments contracted with and by boil
sheviks."
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Brush College

Mrs. E. e. Fisher and daughter
Miss Edna, are spending a week
in Salem as guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Farrier. Mrs. Farrier is
daughter of Mrs. Fisher.
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. w. Needham
and sons, Charlie and Harley, of
Salem, were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Hoag last Sunday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Krall and
Mr.. and Mrs. George Bayer went
to Portland last week to attend
the funeral of Joe Shoulthower.
Mrs. M. g. Petteys has been
quite Ill the past week.
On account Of a severe cold,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01

Mrs. d. A. Hoag was unable TO De
in her place in the school room
tuesday forenoon and Wednes-
day. Mr.. Hoag took charge Oh
both rooms during her absence
Mrs. Smart, teacher OF the
Mountain View school, was SICK
last week and could not teach.
Mrs. Walter Mcclure and lit
tie daughter, Jean, have returned
TO their Portland home after an
extended visit with Mr.. and Mrs.
Leyan. who are Mrs. McGuire's
parents.
Last Saturday was big day
for Brush college. The Pomona
grange met here. Many from OAK
Grove. Monmouth and various
other points were present, and
good time and two big feeds were
enjoyed by all.
Next Friday is the regular
meeting of the Brush college
grange.
Voorhis Loose motorod to Dali
las last Wednesday evening with
other high school students from
Salem. to attend the basket ball
game between Dallas and Salem.
Quite a crowd from here at
tended the Parent Teacher associ-
atoms program at the Mountain
View school house last Friday
, night. Each year at that place the
men and women compete with
programs, the winners to be en-
tertained by those who lose. The
men gave their program Friday
night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles McCarter
may leave soon for Virginia, as
i they received telegram last Sat-
urday that his mother was very
i'll.
Ralph Shepard and son had
quite an accident last Monday
morning. The steering gear OF the
car broke, the car rammed into a
bank, the boy was thrown thru
the shield, being severely cut.
Mr.. Shepard was uninjured, but
considerable damage was done to
the car.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Grote have
moved into their fine new resi-
dence on the Wallace road.
Mrs. Helen Ewing and daugh-
ter, Georgia, and Mrs. Hayes of
Portland, were visiting relatives
here over the week end.
Arthur Buell., who is attending
o. A c., spent Saturday and
Sunday here with his parents, Mr.,
and Mrs. H. M. Buell..
Mr.. and Mrs. Bob Anderson and
little daughter of Portland were
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. John
SCHNEIDER last Sunday.
Mrs. ]. Jaeger is spending a
few days in Vancouver.
| Jack Mitchell OF Portland was
guest of his uncle and aunt.
Mr.. and Mrs. John SCHNEIDER, last
week end.
Pussy willows are out, robins
are coming; cheer up, spring will
soon be here.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
French, italian
and British Envoy
to Meet February 9

Paris, Feb. 1.-lBy Associated
Press. 1.-The meeting of the for
eign ministers of France, Italy and
Great Britain to discuss Near
Eastern questions. notably Asia
Minor, which originally was set
for February /, has now been ten
tatiyely fixed for February 8, with
Paris as the meeting place.
A postponement was requested
by Lord Curzon, the British for
eign secretary, because Of his de-
sire for more time to examine the
French reply to the British mem
orandum regarding the treaty be-
tween France and the Turkish ma
tionalists.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Polk Pomona
Grange Holds
Good Meeting

One hundred and fifty of the
representative citizens of the
Monmouth, Oak Grove and Brush
College districts gathered on Sat
urday at the Brush College school
house for the meeting of Polb
County Pomona grange.
An elaborate dinner was served
at noon, after which officers fol
1922 and 1923 were installed
Worthy Lecturer Bond of Eugene
officiating.
Honorable P. o. Powell of Mon
mouth was again honored with
the highest office In the gift OF
Pomona.
Under the direction, OF the
worthy lecturer, Mrs. Bartlett OF
I Oak Grove, a program of excep-
tional merit was presented at 3
o'clock, an interesting feature OF
which were the group Of poems OF
Mrs. Minnie e. Bond, read by the
author, and which were received
with enthusiasm.
Percy Riddle of Monmouth
opened the program with a plano
number. Mrs. Arthur Utley fol-
lowed with a vocal solo; Robert
Farmer gave a reading, the pro-
gram ending with solo by Mr..
Willard Bartlett. Each number
was encored. Mrs. Blodgett accom-
panied both Mrs. Utley and Mr..
Bartlett.
The proposed 1925 exposition
was the subject of an animated
debate, the majority of those par
ticipating favoring the project,
provided 1t be financed by some
method other than taxation.
The dining room was again fill
ed to capacity at the evening re-
past, served at o'clock.
Miss Ruth Bedford of Salem ap-
peared on the short evening pro-
gram, playing two numbers and
accompanying Mrs. ]. Ray Fawk
in group of songs. These ana a
reading by Robert Rarmer were
well received.
A large class was initiate In
Pomona, and announcement was
made that the next meeting will
be held at Oak Grove ON the fourth
Saturday Of March.
A resolution was passed COM
mending the Efforts Of Governor
Olcott and the state highway com
mission In the matter of the con-
servation OF the scenic beauties OF
Oregon's highways.
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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01

JOURNAL WANT ADS PAY.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01

more commonly known
tion, is not only one 4
prevalent, but is one /
difficult to treat Of 1
day diseases, and hal
baffled the skill of lead
lists. 1t is almost alw:
ed by a complication I
One of the first Is h
with biliousness, follow.
aches, coated tongue, d
pain in the back, nal,
the heart, and other
symptoms. Soon Other
the body become iny.
various diseases develo
come chronic if not I,
time. The first sympton
ach disorder such as
ness, constipation, I'd,
fullness after eating, b
stomach, headache, til
ing, lack of energy, shi
signal for promt anl
action.
Tens of thousands 1
women, of all ages i
walks of life, afflicted
ach and liver disordel
them OF long standing,
thousands Of weak, til
men and women appa
the verge Of collapse,
fled publicly that they
fully restored to the en
perfect health by taki
Tens of thousands han
been relieved of the md
forms of dyspepsia and
by Tanlac after othe
had failed, but many a
reported a remarkable
increase in weight 4
their return to normal
strength.
That is the reason \
tinues. year after yel
the largest sale Of an
Of its kind in the wo|
| Tanlac is sold In Sd
Tyler Drug Store and
druggists everywhere.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Rathenau To Be
New Member of
German Cabinet

Berlin, Feb. 1.-(By Associ-
ated Press. DIR. Walter Rath-
enau, former German food con-
troller and latterly German repre-
sentative at various economic con
ferences with the ALLIES, has been
appointed German foreign min
lister. This post has been held by
DIR. Joseph Wirth. In addition to
the chancellorship since the re-
organization of the cabinet last
October.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
ELECTION
IS LEFT TO
CARDINALS
Governments Relin-
quish Rights to Veto
Selection of Pope by
Sacred College

Rome, Feb. 1.-(By Associat-
ed Press) The sacred college
will convene tomorrow In cOnclave
for the election of new pope.
The Italian, French and Spanish
governments, which formerly
claimed the right Of veto, have
informed the Holy See semi-offi
cially that they have no desire in
the matter, the Italian govern
ment in addition Issuing denial to
the report that 1t favored Cardi-
nal Maffi, rchbishop Of Pisa.
Thus, to all intents and pur-
poses the four countries which
have heretofore been most prom
inent in the conclayes will have
no Influence at the forth coming
meeting.
Baron Beyens, Belgian ambas-
sador 10 Il t Holy See, told tie
correspondent that strong feel
ing for Cardinal LAURENT secre-
tary Of the congregation Of the
propaganda apparently was grow
ing as the conclaye approached.
He pointed out, however, that
those whose names were most In
sistently mentioned had rarely
been chosen and that 1t was prob
able, that, although the next pope
was certain to be an Italian, he
would be selected from among the
cardinals whose names had been
virtually unmentioned.
The right OF veto was never
supported by any document or
written concession, but Austria
exercised, or attempted to exer-
else, the power at all the con-
claves in the nineteenth century
except that which selected Leo
XIII In 1878, and 1t did so again
In 1903, when 1t objected to Car
dinal Rampollo.
Cardinal Sarto, who took the
name of Plus X, was thereup
elected and In the next year sup
pressed by papal bull all right of
veto or exclusion" by secular
government. The bull also forbade
any member of the eonclaye from.
exercising such right on behalf
OF government.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01
Open Shop Is Debated.

Lincoln. Neb., Feb. 1.-"Open
Shop or Closed Shop" is the sub
tect Of debate In the fifteen an
nual contest Of the Nebraska
High School Debating League
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01

which starts this wed
tinues until the middl
Every high school ID
has entered a contest
winners will take parl
debate tournament.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-02-01

1t Is against the law to serve
frogs legs in Wisconsin In March
and April.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-28
RAIL OFF |C|ALS
WILL CONSIDER,
PEACE PROPOSAL
Representatives Of 148 Ma
jor Systems Called for
Conference Tuesday to.
Hear Harding Plan.

Washington, July 81 (by the AS
sociated Press "A meeting of eN-
ecutives of las of the major rail
roads of the United States will be
called in New York next Tuesday
to consider n plan for settling the
strike now in progress, 7. Dewitt
Cuyler, chairman of the Associa-
tion of Railway Executives, an
nounced tonight after a conference
with President Harding.
While Mr.. Cuyler was positive in
his statement that the basis for
proposed settlement of the strike
had not been definitely drawn up,
earlier reports indicated that at
least a tentative plan had resulted
from the conference between Pres
ident Harding and leaders of the
various railroad labor groups.
Mr.. Cuyler added, however, that
''no definite basis for strike set
tlement was ready to be placed be-
fore the meeting. The conference
with the president tonight, he said,
had been devoted to a general sur
vey of the situation.
President Harding has made no
specific request TO the railroad ex-
ecutives, Mr.. Cuyler said, when
asked If the question of seniority
rights had been brought forward
at the conference with a view to in
fluencing some railroads 10 recon-
slider their stand against return
ing these rights to striking shop
men.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-28
Above, left to right: Mary Lygo,
Gordon Thorne, Mrs. Gordon
Thorne. Below: Mrs. Katherine
Thorne and William G. Camp.
(By Central Press.)

Chicago. July 27.-Sue or be
sued. That seems to be the motto
of the wealthy and blue-blooded"
Thorne family which has been
dubbed the most sued family in
America"
Right now Mrs. Thorne, Sr,,
katherine Gordon being the rest of
her name, widow of the late head
of Montgomery and Ward, is suing
her ex-husband, William G. Camp,
to regain Il SS50,000 trust fund
gift to Camp, who was her second
husband.
Even the blase 'loophounds'
stopped and gave ear when Camp,
testifying in his own behalf, de-
scribed his trips with Mrs. Thorne
before her marriage. His attorney
even cautioned him to be careful
lest Mrs. Thornes reputation
should suffer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-28

But that's only one of the suits
in the Thorne family. Some time
ago the younger Thornes, Gordon
and his wife, Virginia Miner
Thorne, were divorced.
Then Mary Lygo, former Follies
beauty. stepped into the picture
with two suits. One was against
young Thorne for cool hundred
thousand, alleging that he prom
ised to marry her and then chang
ed his mind.
And just to prove that she was
no pilier and played no favorites
Mary then followed suit with an
other against Gordon's mama,
charging that she was responsible
for her sons change of heart.
Both these suits are pending.
Besides these court battles sew
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-28
STRIKERS HOLD
BIC MEETING IN
VEGAS THEATE.R
Mayor Blood Compliments
Men on Keeping 0rder;I
Albuquerque Men Make
Speeches.

Especial Correspondence TO The JournaI.)
Las Vegas, n. NJ, July 27-The
federated shop crafts of Las Vegas
presented their side of the strike to
a large public gathering assembled
lat the Duncan opera house at s
O'Clock last night. The speakers
were Mayor f. o. Blood. OF Las
Vegas Ed. Swope, labor leader and
city commissioner of Albuquerque;
e. NJ. Mcclure, of the Las Vegas
striking shopmen, and Carl Magee,
of Albuquerque.
Mayor Blood assured his audience
that the city peace officials were
maintaining a strictly neutral posi-
tion in the controversy. He said
that at the beginning of the strike
he had served notice to the Santa
Fe officials that the city was capa-
BILE Of handling any situation which
might arise, and that it would not
tolerate the importation of gun
men" lie complimented the strik-
ling shopmen on their orderly and
good behavior and reaffirmed his
confidence in the Las Vegas men
out on strike to maintain perfect
order in their ranks.
Ed. Swope dwelt upon the four
main issues involved: Concerning
Il breaking up of the duties Of the
labor board, or the creation Of dis
trict boards to facilitate the mass of
cases constantly arising for final
decision: the wage cut; the farm
ing out of work, and the restoration
and continued recognition of the
mems seniority rights.
Reports From Outside.
z. NJ. Mcguire read extracts of
c,mmunications from the organ
lied strikemen's representatives In
the east to the Las Vegas organiza
tion, showing the effectiveness of
the strike, where it is felt hardest
in the country; namely, the short
! lines connecting the non-union coal
mines in West Virginia with the
great eastern trunk lines and indus
trial center of the east. These key
roads, according to the communica
tions, have practically ceased ope-
ration, thereby isolating the only
mines in operation and working a
serious handicap on the other grea'
roads and industries by cutting of
their supply of coal.
Carl Magee, the last speaker of
the evening, talked for about an
hour on the shopmens cause. He
made p. comparison between the
present shopmen's strike, which. he
said, is the beginning of modern
economical and social revolution,
to the extracting from the English
king of the political and civil rights
Of the Magma Charta, and to the
breaking away from the established
church by Luther. and the declara-
tion Of the rights of religious free
dom.
A similar public mass meeting
was held Thursday in Ration, with
some of the same speakers partici
pating.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-28
FORMER RIGHTS
CONCEDED AS A
ROAD TO PEACE

Chicago. July 81, (By the
Associated Press. Tho basis
for possible settlement of the
strike of some 100000 railway
shopmen was suggested by
member of the United States
railroad labor board tonight as
follows:
4. Shop craftsmen who re-
maincd at work TO 20 to the
head of the seniority lists, taxi
ing precedence over all those
who struck.
2. Strikers to regain pension
privileges and seniority rights,
but to rank below the men who
remained LOYAL to the roads,
but ahead of new men taken on
during the course of the strike.
B. New employees who have
been filling places of tho
strikers arc to be kept i'm the
vi ptEt tp
take only seniority TO which
they are entitled by length OF
actual service.
4. Shop craftsmen who
struck to return to work un-
der the wage scale and work.
ing. conditions put into effect
by the labor board on July !,
pending n rehearing by the
board.
5. Railroads to stop outside
contracting, to establish re-
gional adjustment boards, and
to drop all possible damage
suits growing out of the strike.
1t was pointed out that such
a settlement took care of the
strikers, the loyal employees
and the new men. and provid-
ed for submission of the, orig
inal grievances to the labor
board.