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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
BANDITS RUN
Wild IN half
dozen CITIES
Four Bold Crimes
S ia ge d Here;
Daring Robbery
Seen in Chicago

Following = night Of banditry
and general lswicssness. which
swept the entire West. half y
dosen mnnhunis were In progress
Wednesday and tho poiice Of y
dozen cities were planning . gen
erai roundup Of men with Grim
insi records.
The crimes were exceptional
mt only ON account Of their
number. hut also because of use
daring displayed In committing
them.
In Seattle . bandit held up =
street car during thu early morn
Ing hours and there were threo
other bold highway robberiss. In
addition 10 . number Of burglar
i~s.
Among the outof-town robber-
lee, the most spectacular WAS In
Chicago, where bandits robbed .
jewei broker Of $500. 600 worth Of
diamonds In front Of a fashion
able hotel and In view of hun
drcsis Of passing motorists.
After an all night search tho
police had failed "Wednesday TO
Iecats five bandits who In four
separate robbertes held up .
street car. . cAnnery contractor.
. store keeper and . pedestrian.
ana escaped with between $i.ioo
and si.,0o.
c. II. Armstrong. operating a one
man Beacon I'm street car. had
Just arrives at the end OF the line
near tho jefferson goif links early
and had discharged his
when tall bandit
Jumped from the brush and board
ed the car. Tho bandit produced an
pistol and forced Arm.
strong 10 give up his gold watch
and his receipts from tho cash box
amounting TO t.s.
The bandit then made Armstrong
drive him block down tho street
whsro he jumped Off and disap.
peared.
A. he was entering roomlng
house near second ave. and
Washington 81. Tuesday night
TO pay off Chinese employees.
A. ID. venturc>o. n canncry con-
tractor. was hailed BY n man
who sah hc wanted TO speak
10 him. When vcnturoso
stopped the fellow drrsv a gun
and relieved him Of his money
belt containing about $1,000.
William Damnska. who runs a
grocery store at boof gath S. w.
was held up by two men in his
store Tuesday night. The thieves
took the contents OF the cash reg.
sis--and fed.
J. ID. Elliott was returning 20 hts
home at <ais Faynard. when ho
was stopped by roughly dressed
bandit at Faynard ave. and Adams
~. Elliott was robbed OF about
$50.
Burglars entered the home OF
Mrs. A. Teitz. 5z4 Fairvlcw ave, by
iimmyinx n window early wednes,
day morning. Mrs. Teitx heard the
robbers but was afraid to call the
police until they had gone. They
took eight dollars and brown
purse. Mrs. Teits said that her
homo had been robbed regularly.
With "A pass key burglar en-
tered tho home OF X. somers, 45it
East Pine st. taking a ten dollar
bill. a gold watch. and an automatic
pistol.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
WIFE OF ROY
GARDNER BUSY

LEAvENwoRTH. Kan. Oct. Is.
Mrs. Roy Gardner. wife OF the no
torious train robber. planned TO 20
10 washington to personally appeal
for an operation to relieve the Grim
lnal tendencies OF her husband.
Advised that Attorney General
Daugherty, on recommendation OF
prison physicians. had refused TO
grant permission for n trepanning
operation. Mrs. Gardner announced
she would appeal personally to
Daugherty and President Harding II
necessary.
Mrs. Gardner declared she was con-
vinced pressure on Gardner's, brain
caused his criminal turn.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

been. when he entered the service
he was ablo to do the 440 In 30 sec
onds and. in perfect physical trim.
tipped the scales at i4o. On his dis
charge he was only n shadow OF his
former self. lie weighed liz and he
was constantly shaken by a racking
cough that caused him TO cxpecto-
rate blood from tho gas-senred spots
on his lungs
Nevertheless. he was optimistic.
He believed that time and good food
and a warm bed would cure him, and
he resumed his practice.
But II couldn't last long. He
sank steadily and. finally. was
forced 10 20 TO "a physician. Tho
diagnosis was easy. Pulmonary
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
GET
$4,000 GEMS

CHICAGO. Oct. 1s.-irour ban
dts at midnight held up and
robbed Max Moser. jewclry
broker and salesman Of New
York. Of s3oo.o woxth of unset
diamonds.
Moser had Just left the Con-
gress hotel with Charles j. Nor.
ris, friend, who had volun-
tcercd TO drive him 20 the rail-
road station. when a black auto
mobile containing the four rob-
bers swept up alongside.
Scores of machines. carrying tn
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
De Graft Jury Still
Out Wednesday Noon

Tho superior court jury which re-
tired at 2ls y. m. Tuesday to con-
oder evidence In the case OF William
DoGraff. charged with first degree
murder. had not returned q verdict
at noon Wednesday.
DeCraff was tried for the killing
of Joe Nelson. a seaman, In a quarrel
over a colored woman.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
CHARGES U.s..
Shields JAPS
IN MONOPOLY
. re e m a n Urges
Law Change to
Help the Citizen
Farmers

That tho United States gov
eminent Is permitting japanese
TO compete with American farm
err. mot on nm even basIs. but
with . decided advantage. h
tho charge made by Miller
Freeman. Seattle publisher and
ono Of the leading figures In tho
fight to rid the coast Of tho
menace Of Oriental penetration.
Because Of this condition. Free.
man Is insututing q campaign TO
induce congress 70 amend that
provision OF tho law which excmpss
farmers from tho sherman anti.
trust act. fcrhidding combination
In restraint OF trade. Freeman pro.
poses to deny this exemption TO all
farmers except American citizrns---
which would put an end automatic.
ally 10 the great organizations Of
Japanese farmers that flourish frvm
one end OF tho coast to the other
This would not work any
hardship on the japanese"
Freeman declared Wednesday.
1T would merely place them ON
the same plane as their Ameri.
can competitors and would end
tho virtual monopoly which they
now enjoy In many sections in
agricultural pru<1ucfiou and dr.
tributIon.
Because Of their lever stand
ard Of living and because their
women and children work In the
fields alongside the men, tho
japanese have = decided advan-
taEs over the Americans TO start
with Added TO this. because Of
their centuries Of subsection to
the miksdo. they arc far easier
TO herd together In concerted ac-
ton than are Americans.
with this In view, u u absolutely
fatal to American interests 70 give
them the weapon that tho present
law provides-that Of combining In
restraint of competition.
The result OF such "a course IL In
evitable--as has been demonstrated
risht here in King county. Tho Japa-
ness have obtained strangls hold
on the agricultural industry OF the
section and. day BY day. Americans
are being squeezed out.
The matter has parsed tbs stage
where public cooperation can put an
end 20 the menace
The Japanese dominate the sit.
usfion so completely that n boy
colt would be impossible - be-
cause II Is absolutely impossible
for n merchant who deals in
agricultural products TO do busi-
ness without buying from the
Japs. II IL not impossible for
the housewife to avoid buying
from n Jap retniIer--but II Is
often difficult. and. even " she
buys from white man. tho
chances are good that ths prod
ure wss raised by Jsps.
$50 our only recourse IL 20 law.
Shear the jap OF his right 10 form
pricc.fixing and distributing comblna-
tfona, at tho same time giving that
right 10 American farmers. and you
will give our own citizens a fighting
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

Even in the old days. when you
could be sure Of getting good stuff.
whisky never did anybody any par
ticular good. I'm not one OF these
cranks that think man who drinks
is sure to die in horrible agony
shortly afterward. Drinking In
moderation isn't nearly as harm
ful as eating TO excess--but Just
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

no""s. ,o'hs' uese"sM
s :" ssss.s
~ s.,-s
r,rs~n, ~. sra rc,n< ~ n. on Mr..
vf,xr.'. y,.sio ,rx,rr.u, we haven't
s.1,,-t "a nu~ s,,,rt "a, eut think We
81 A. 1. ~, ~ e.,n~,i, dancing
~ sxh,h., o,,r ,,,,n.s Y~nx
- ~o,. -o~,v.
49,. " Man., C,s,rx,.
Nh. a. hour Wu., have been
..,.t. s~a... a. ,r.,. husband.
- - r,.s,,~
Ressie fi'xhurse. she 'on's ~'.s -
foncs'an. sass = w. s
sIry on hss' Sssien w.. ~
AHA man has 10 90 Is ''s'en'
fesfsra&ss ssAr s~ss n's r.'sa y a,..s-
, ,ssss Tor -nssnss ssas .ssssx snn ,.s.essm WITH
sat ssklsx.
\promiSc tns voters an s''a''sA''
aers aani'n's''@''n
~ - s.a
~ "vpss "
Ine su1aess aM '"s
Lsosa go ao - - 49,
nen piAstns
orecn Mah ne was IoIsso ~
ser snappy turkey uo1
- -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
Is HELD IN GRIP
OF LAWLESS WAVE!
Are We
Going to Do?
(EDITORIAL.)

Once more we have escaped another world war
by the skin of our teeth.
Thanks to Premier Lloyd Georges spunk, the
bloody Turk has been temporarily halted on his
way to the gates of Vienna, and-who knows
how far?-beyond!
For an indefinite period-it may be for few
days or few weeks only--we have breathing
SPELL In the interval, what 10 OUR government
going to do?
In the early DAYS of the present Near Eastern
crisis, The Stars Washington correspondent, aft
er meeting of President Harding's cabinet, APP
preached one of its leading members and asked
what the cabinets view had been in the matter
1T wasn't even mentioned" the cabineteer re-
piled indifferently. His manner indicated he
considered it Foolish Question No. 81.
Later on, however, when war between Turkey
and Great Britain, at least, seemed inevitable,
Secretary of State Hughes expressed an academ-
ic interest. He hoped that suitable arrange
ments may be agreed upon in the interest of
peace to preserve the freedom of the Straits" and
that racial and religious minorties might receive
protection!
We're strong for freedom Of the seas. Sure!
We are absolutely opposed to the Turks mas
sacring Christians. You bet
We are for world peace. Yea, verify!
We would look with disfavor upon another
world war. O, Star-Spansled Banner!
Indeed, we feel so strongly on these points that
we are willing to let England and the rest of the
world fight until the last man is dead supporting
our policy.
= y
But, really, what arc WE going to DO?
Now is the time for our government to decide
now during the lull
We must either take hand in helping avoid
war, or be prepared to accept the consequences
when the war comes
How do YOU feel about il? Would YOU
rather honorably avoid war or fight in one?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

recent unpieasantness. He could. OF
course, have been commissioned In
tho dental corps and stationed at a
nice base hospital at Camp Lewis. or
New York. or Brest. But he elected
TO do otherwise. and went across as
a first lIeutenant OF infantry.
In the course OF his overseas
career Inc had the misfortune to
be severely gassed In the Meuse-
Argonne. So severely. In fact,
that Il was thought he would
never recover. But he fooled
them. After four months In
hospital In France he returned to
America and was duly discharged
at Camp Lewis.
He want the man that he had
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
tuberculosis, as a direct result Of
the German gas he had inhaled.

tuberculosIs, as a direct result OF
the German gas he had inhaled.
Now n man suffering from tuber-
cuiosis can't practice dentistry. SO.
perforce. the veteran applied TO the
veterans bureau for compensation.
That was the way he lost his
name and became i3-dc.777745. Just
as IL he had entered a pcnitentiary.
. Tho veterans bureau pondered
over his case with due solemnity--
and then, In tho face OF his hospital
record and of sworn affidayits as
to his condition for months previ.
Gus. It decided In It's wisdom that
he could not prove that he had con-
tractcd tuberculosis as the result
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

IN particular for my life work." lfisg
Britton says. "But ] think Il = Z
fascinating occupation"
Miss Britton came to SesttIe
recently from Spokane. where
she WAS advertising manager of
the Old National bank and The
Union Trust Co. Last year q
Tacoma she won silver cup ~
the most constructive talk on n
nancial advertising before the
Pacific Coast Ad club conven-
tion. She was the only woman
speaker NJ this years convenf3sa
OF the club at San Diego, Cal
Miss Brittcn has a host of friends
in Seattle. She studied advertisfng
at the University Of Washington ana
Is a member Of the Alpha Omicron
ri sorority.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
BY JOHN DOE, NJ. d.
CAS- related to Robert Bastien Bermann)

promised that would bring this series to an end with
little wholesome advice to the drinking public but when
set fulfill my promise find myself in something
of a quandary Because, you as bootegger must
necessarily desire to improve my business whereas as
medical man. consider the matter of public health.
And viewpoints hard to bring together How
ever, I'll do my best
AS medical man-and here 1t is that my personal in
terests are dametray opposed to my professional training
the advice that must give is Leave it alone"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

Don't Bite the Hand That's
Feeding YOU" a silly lyric set to
a jangIing tune. went out OF
style along with Sam Browne
belts, overseas caps and other
nppurtenances Of the great war.
But tho federal veterans bureau
doesn't know IT. The veterans bu.
reau regards the song In much the
same reverent way as the Germans
ala their Hymn OF Hate. AS wit
ness:
13.dc.777745--that's the way the
veterans bureau knows him--gave
I'D an excellent dental practice TO
enter tho army at the start Of tho
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

Formal complaint against the pro-
posed phone rate increase asked by
the Pacific Telephone and Telegraph
company was mailed 10 Olympia
Wednesday. according TO 7. J. l..
Kennedy. assistant corporation
counsel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
Bootleg9ing
"LeuUe it Alone" Bootlegger Advises.
But If You Can't Abstain, be Careful!
Need Neao Methods for DRY Enforcement.
Banker Who Buys as Guilty as Seller.

This is the seventh and last Of c. Of article, on
for Tho Star by Of
In mind that
of the
The star does In any way agree many
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

tho samo II never benefited any.
ones health and II unquestionably
has wrecked thousands OF lives.
And conditions are far worse to-
day than ever before. All moon
shine and fake whisky are. Of
course. rank poison. and even the
so-cniled good liquor''-stuff that
is legally manufactured In a Scotch
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
CANDIDATE FOR THE
POISON IVY CLUB
The barber who says. "Ah-ha.
shave yourself. ] see.'

Miss Jeanne Lamar, French sirl
pugllist. fought Battling" Ray Nc
Call Monday night in the East. Bet
there was a lot Of clinchIng.
Tho hate 10 see the summer
Erofutrg into autumn,
Tho III miss the ereHing hummer.
The nosquifo--hofc fought 'cri--
stu teifh reconciliation
I con see the davs oroi1 colder,
Win the pleasant realization
That my brce is Cetfin0 Older.
Padding of freshmen at the Uni
sersfty Of Washington may be pro
hiblied. This would be mistake.
You can't make canoe or fresh.
man go In the right direction with
cut little padding in the stern.
HoNK HONKi
William slezak. arrested for
driving over 20 miles an hour.
tells Judge Gordon he judged his
speed by the extent to which his
ear ratified.
According TO this standard.
4 lot Of flivvers make 200 miles
m hour when standing stiII.
Re patient. Your
garbage pals Will be
removed. Halloween
10 coming.
Farmers report that they are not
annoyed by petting parties in motor
ears halted along shady highways.
II is 20 seldom that the honest
srricuituriat can go 20 the city 10
attend musical comedies and bur
lesque shows.
william Jennings Bryan Rays he
wants to die campaigning. We hope
20.
Won have all heard Geraldine Farsr
sing. Those In favor Of making her
cheer leader ut the University Of
washington say AYE"
Republicans are sending speakers
70 all parts Of the state. Now IL tho
time for al good men TO come to the
aid Of the party.
Il
This "a the end Of the road; uou
gotta defoar here.
John McGraw, manager OF the
Giants, II taking his honors mod
esuy. He hasn't beaten UP a single
nan all this week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
Crown Prince Hurt
in Cycle Accident

AMSTERDAM. Oct. ls.-Fredericl<
william Hohenzollern. former crown
prince of Germany. Is confined to his
residence at wicringen with =
sprained ankle he sustained In q mo-
torcycle accident.
The crown prince also Is suffering
from a severe cold.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

william Jennings Bryan says he
wants TO die campaigning. We hope
10.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

Won have all heard Geraldine Fsrysr
sing. Those In favor Of making her
cheer leader ut the University Of
Washington say AYE"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

This "a the end Of The road; pou
gotta detoar here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

Republicans are sending speakers
70 all parts Of the state. Now IN ths
time for al good men TO come to the
aid Of the party.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

John McOraw. manager OF the
oisnts, II taking his honors mod
esuy. He hasn't beaten up a single
nan all this week.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18
H0NK, H0~Ki

Re patient. Your
garbage pals Will be
removed. Halloween
IA coming.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-18

You viii find the dealers name
I'm the classified columns today.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17

~ 6 In d fbetii9er8 irt.
.Mber, 9err 8irt, warum loiie1
Sic benn Sen aerl niht binaus-
merfen?"
sd muB 6omit tpurten,. BIS g
6unfel lit - ct lit mir fdon feline
iamtliben &leioer idnloigl"
- Ser Seller. Ser ie9siab-
rige Sans muB Die 3ebn @ebote
ausmenoig Ierre1t. Sic M1tter orobt
otter: v&ans, &ans, bring nur fein
i9ledtes 3eugnis nit nod 6anie..
Mm Mbenb 15n er Sic @ebote nod
einnal beriagen. gs gebt audi aQeS
gut Bis gum adten @ebot.' So itodt
er: r1u ionit, bn ionlt $50"
90 ruff ploblih fem f1einer fnaf<
idbriger 8ruber: rGu iouit fein
fdledtes 3eugnis NIT nod Soule
bringm." :
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17
SriB n: uHapa, befomme i@,
iuer,l i6 groB bin, a1t6 10 einen
&opf> pon gar feline Scare, mie
9u?"

- nnbegreif1i9. Cine alte
Game BON 70 Sabren tpuroe gum er-
1ten Male Don ibrem gnfel in ein
&ino mitgeno1nmen. sllS fie auf Die
StraBe trat, traf lie einen 8efan11-
ten.
.gea, mie bats Sbnen oenn ge~
fauen?" fragte 6ieier.
50, i6on tpar'sS", ermi6erte sic
olte 9ame, ~aber i6 BIN leioer lett
gang toub g%eporoen. Sd fonnte an9
1i@t Elm @ort bon benz boren, mas
1ie iagten."
= Sc ~ Ell (. @atte: r@oour9
>uiult gu oenn bemeiien, baB Gein
SUIT gar5 unmo0ern iit2"
@attin: nGrau &ra6t, meme
gr0Bte Sein6in, bat mid beate pbo>
tograpbiert. ..."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17

= 8, 6iefe Manner! -
Mnier: @arl1m baben Sie 6enn
SSbre Srau nidt 5um beutigen 8aa
mitgebra6t?
@9uIBe: Sa, miiien @ie, lieber
Maier, erltens mare eS MIR Elm bal-
bes gergniigen, uno 5meltens foltete
es Sos Goppelte.
- 5@mierig. Srdulein gum
@erebrer): Gage mir nur, mann
1pirit 6u eigentlib INN mild onhol~
ten2
gerebrer: Sd babe es ia 1doh
6reimal beriudt, aber 6eine Wame
labt MIDI ia gar ni6f gu @orte toni
men!
= Moib. Mr5t: Sd bab' Sbren
Magen 6oG ihon genal1 nnterllutt
na6 bent 3man5igmorfltid, oaS Sic
beri6ludt baben moQenL fann eS
ober troB Nontgenitrablen nidt ents
6eden.
8otient: Sffen geltan5en, es mar
ELM falf6e3. GoQte eS pieQeiGt m
6ie fali9e aeble gefontrren iein?
~ Mbbilfe. 2ebemann Cir
ii6): @don mte6er fat mild 6ieier
Bripatier Meiiler 10 auffalleno &C.
gribt, m11B 6en &erl einmal tMG3=
tig anpumpen, 6amit bieie auffauens
Sc &0flidfeit enoli6 ei1mal motif
biert lit.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17
Meier GIN GufeD: rMalefi5,
menr1 id iett men Bropener Bette,
;b CLAUDE - i6 f0nnt' au@ file
gent"

- @abres @ef@i9t@en.
SSn ser nnteriefunoa miro Seu &C.
leien. SIM oritten Muftritt bes er-
item Mftes iagt Meiiter SteinmeB:
~9en &ammer perf i@ in BEN tief<
iten Gee, ser mir geoient BEL oieiem
6luhaeb6uoe." I'm auf oie Ser
baltni1ie i'm belebten @ebiet, Die &a-
Iernenbauten Der 6ran5oien, ein5u<
geben, frogt Ser 2ebrer: u@are es
benfbar, baB au6 beute etn Maurer
irgenopo in Deuti9lano eben1o ipra<
be?" Mues oenft nab, feiner weib,
morauf Der 2ebrer binauS min.
90 ploBli6 meloet ii9 elmer nno
Iagt freuoe1trableno: $50 benin 8an
Des Sinan5amts!"
- mnD 6ennob. @lanbi=
ger: uSSeoesmal, menn tb fomr1e,
baben sic sic Senlter felt beritloi-
len unb Elm 9uBen0 Sunoe un6
&Raben i'm 3immer; i9 fin6e oaS
bobit eeiun0beitsiddolid!"
Sdul0ner: nnno bo@ fommen
Sic imrner mie0er!"
-3n 6umm. &err (5u Dem
ne1,e11 Diener): Isle ltn6 gu 6umm,
Sobann; mie fo;nnen Sic -1ur einem
@laubiger biefen raffiniert<beque<
men 2ebnieiiel anbieten; oa it's ia
fem @un6er, ipenn ct bon 2 Bis 8
l1br auf mid martet!"
- @ulgenbnmor. Seen
eingelieferter 8udtbausler: ~@o,
&err Mufleber, nun fubre1 sic
midi gu meinen Ippartements."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17

&in6erfrage. n5ieb
oo6, BORT gebt @retdeh Suber nit
ibrer Stiefi6melter!"
S0bn6en: uMama, moran CT.
fennt man 6enr, Oh eS cine Stief-
ibmeiter iit?" u
= @an6lung. rMein Man1
i6reit iebt Sen ga115en Sag nit mir
berum!"
rl1no friiber. mar er Gein till
Ter 8erebrerl"
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17

- 81 m-bo1iih. g.: nAber
f6nnen mir Sen 8lab Dor oer
Eurnbnne nidt nit einem turtle
ridden Symbol idmiiden?@
s.: r@emiB, 0a bringen mir eli
men Springbru11nen an"
- Gutter BorbIag. Be-
tiger: Mlio, mir gebral1den fir Sen
Nadtmddterpolten elmer Menlden.
Ser 1o5ulagen NIT offenen Mugen
un6 9bren idlaiH nnb iidJ onrb
11idt3 efnidaidtern labt.
8etperber: Gann lper6e ib Sbnet;
NAL meme Srau f6iden!
- @inbermun6. Sic flei-
ne @na (auf ein &ino 5eigeno, oaS
bon elmer geegerin genabrt tpiro):
,Sieb nal, Mama, oos &ino trinft
S9ofola6e."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17
@iffo1o: Serr aeamer, ion ib sic NIT mod Souie fibren?
@err MMIler: 9e. 1anfe, Srbe, = GET lieber nbt NIT, 61
f0nntelS btnhrber bereuen!
8erim nappt t.

- @eri@nappt. &t5t:
nSSbre &ranfbeit riibrt leoiali6 pom
bielen Siben her!"
Hatient: sos fam i6on. flint
me11.... un6 babel lit sic '&oit
au9 nod 10 miierabel in oen &C.
fdngnihen!"
= OrnitboIogii9es. Die
Derflu9ten @Mbner! Seute maren
mie6er mel9e In meinem @einberg.
9ie mouten ii6 pieuei9t 5u &eb-
Subnern ausbil0en.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17

= nnentbebr1i6.e &Iei-
nigfeit. ST.: n8as bo9 bie
9amen fir f1eine &an6den babenl"
g.: uDaS lit cine meiie Gin
ri9tung! @ie f0nnten Sic iib lonIt
10 oft ms GSauit6en la6en?l"
= Sur mitnnter. u@eltern
aben6 traf id} unieren @bef nno i@
CLAUDE, ser torfelte ri6tig."
vMb pas sic 6enfen! Ser leioet
MIR mitunter an idauanfenoer Sc.
fun6beit."
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-11-17
Ahnr{h1n{iihe

= Dberf@1eiiiae 81.
i1ihte. MlS eia,nal Ser 2ebrer
Die &inoef geor0net batte, idrieb er
am &ate6er, auf einmal Seift Elm
B11be-6er 2ebrer fregt mel6er Giel
bat SEN gefifen nun eneli6 mnroe
.er gefunoen rtn6 geriest. Ms6 enter
@eile 6eift mie6er ein anoerer. 9a
fragt ser 2ebrer: melder @iel bot
SEN mieoer gefifen? alS |trofe mnBte
er IN sic @de. Sebt gebt Ser 2ebrer
3um @tun3enplan nno benft BET 11b
Morgen 9onnabeno Bios 3 StunDen
.@6ule 90 fam man Mabmittag
perreilen un6 8feift leiie in ii6 %
1qgt Elm Sunge: r&err 2ebrer eS bat
lDieoer elm giel g%efifen"."