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Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Tom Sims Says:
Bachelors are always at large.

Bachelors are always at large.
Three of the most beautiful words
are "Dinmer is ready.
Gone are the days when a man who
didn t need shave was a dude.
While listening to hunters tales
remember this Very few wildcats
weigh more than 80 pounds.
\ marine officer who proposed to a
girl by radio was accepted Immediately.
Radio is dangerous.
In these days of robbers speeding
away in autos it is a relief to learn an
Ohio thief escaped on a cow.
Just when people are feeling better
toward Germany she begins exporting
musical instruments.
The bones of poevrotherium have
been found III Wyoming. Remember
the name in case you meet one.
In Memphis a sheriff wanted to take
Representative Herrick s plane because
he had an attachment for it.
The tariff affords relief for some in
dustries but what we need is relief
from some industries.
Looking up is an optimistic habit,
but in Flint, Mich, man asks $500
for hitting his nose on an awning.
When the small boy voluntarily
studies his lessons it is sure sign
Christmas is coming.
The 81 world s champion good look
ing women will be chosen but none OF
the winners will be surprised
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
PAINT YOUR.
COMPLEXION FROM
THE INSIDE

Come close, ladies, and listen to
the words of beauty expert. Her
name is Maioric Martin. And she
says, '"Dcvelop your rouge-your
red chccks-your beautiful complex
ion-your hcalth-dcvclop these
from the inside"
Her advice is to throw away your
rouge box and your lipstick. In
their stead breathe fresh air, drink
pure water, exercise, bathc every
day.
The more you paint and powder
the more you have to paint and pow
der. And the reason is plain. Paint
and powder close the pores of the
skin. Pores that are closed can't
breathe. A skin that can Z breathe
grows dry and sallow. The dryer
and the sallowcr the skin the more
paint and powder is used.
The answer to all this is first =
good bathroom. Then use it. Run.
ming water from Il lavatory, applied
to tho face, keeps the pores open
A bath a day stimulates every organ
of the body and creates an inward
glow. This glow shines through the
pores of the skin.
Result: A hcathfdl, beautiful
complexion.
G.. Il. DeHAVEN
The Plumber
1873 n. Fifth st.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Fifteen Years Ago
November %. 1907

L. c. Paulin is in toGn to further the
building of AN addrion to Hotel I'M
perial and to take steps toward other
important improvements IN the city >
George Long ships five carloads OF
fat cattle and of fat hogs to Los An
celes market. j. L. Hodge shipped one
carload of fat hogs to the same place
at the time.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Ten Years Ago
November %, 1912

DIR. f. NJ. Haynes of the veterinary
department of the state University, IS
in the valley to investigate health con
ditions of livestock.
Experiments conducted over pcrioa
of two years by c. y. Stahl, lndieate'
that hard wheat may prove to De
profitable crop in the valley: lhi'
years crop grown by Mr.. Stahl pro
duced an average of 81 bushels to th'
acre.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell OF
Imperial Valley for This Day
in Past Years
Twenty ono Years Ago
November %. 1901

One of the first buildings to be erect
cd in the townsitc of Imperial when
the reclamation of the Colorado desert
was started, was that of the Imperial
Valley Press by Editor Reed. And the
first baby born here was that of the
editor and Mrs. Reed, born today.
The Imperial Farmer, published
monthly in Los Angeles, and the I'm
perial Valley Press, published weekly
at Imperial, have been consolidated
with E. f. Howe as eG.tor and manager.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
RICHARDSON SPENT BUT $i00
I-nfIcd PrenS Iensfh W ire

SACRAMENTO, Nov. 25.-Ihom
Lee Woolwine spent s ,O00 more during
his unsuccessful campaign for the gov
ernorship than did Friend w. Richard
son in his successful campaign. Wool
wine spent ~ 400, according to expense
accounts filed with the secretary OF
state, while Richardson spent $4,000
The major portion of both accounts was
Spcnt in travelling.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Giants 20 to New Orleans

NEW YORK, Nov. 23.-New Orleans
has bee nchosen again by the New York
Giants as their training camp next
season. Work will be started about
March /. The Yanks and the Brooklyn
Robins will do their usual double act
on the way north for the opening OF
the season.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
HAIL TO THE NEW CHIEF

The appointment of Harry l. Barker to the position OF
chief of police should public confidence IN the adm
ra4on of the police department Mr. Barker has been
resident OF Ell Centre many years and IS recognized by
everyone as of the highest prnclpie ana htegrly
His evnerience with men and affairs very much
wider range than ordinarily the good fortune OF police
man and il probable that not many COMMUNITIES IN Cal
ifoTia or anywhere ese boast Of police chlet VINO Is
Master of Arts of Harvard University While matter Oh
scholarship might be said to have particular bearing up
ON the qualifications administer police depart
ment bearing upon qualifications of man to administer
mont If vet does in a way for the reason that
everything that enlarges mans understanding OF events
and of men makes him better fitted for the thng nat ne Is
doing whether it be bank president police chief
In recommending the change in the department, Mayor
Fawcett in his capacity Of police commissioner made no
WAS imperative for good OF the service In making the
appointment the instructions to the new cheI are 70
~, tha town. There chance Tor MISUNDERSTANDING as
~ what is expected and the dismissal OF the old chief IS su
esve of the wrath that may descend upon any Guy Of
Ses t;I bo does NOT get results in his department.
Events day BY day give new c 70 Mahe pat
&c men Of affairs personally above reproach and
acrnstoraed to ret results in their own business
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

7dir,e ne, currency system may be simple, Ioglca
m ientific As some people say it is and yet stand no
more chance OF adoption than his phonograph Wouo nave
stood a thousand years ago.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

Most 81 Irelands present difficulties in estaosnhs t
an Irish government to come from an Iish p'
horn Of a Spanish father in New York City.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

What's III name? Well, ii might change the situa,
ion materially Congress proposed bonus for ships ana
subsidy for soldiers
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY's SKATES
(By Howard r. Garls)

Copyright 1922, McCIure s Newspape
Syndicate
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

When the small boy voluntarily
studies his lessons it is a sure sign
Christmas is coming
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

The 81 world s champion good look
ing women will be chosen but none OF
the winners will be surprised.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23

Looking up is an optimistic habit
but in Flint, Mich, man asks $500
for hitting his nose on an awning.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
SPORTING

Gerald f.. Patterson, veteran star
of the Australian Davis cup team, won
the, mems tennis championship of the
world at Wimbledon, England, when
he defeated Randolph Lycett, British,
at 6-3, Cd, and GO.
Joe Lynch regained the worlds BAN
tamweight championship by knocking
out Johnny Buff in the fourteenth.
Victory again shone on the black
locks of Mile. Suzanne Lenglen. Paired
with the .Austr, lian, Pat O'Hara Wood,
in the third round of the mixed doubles
at Wimbledon, England, the French
star defeated the American team, Mrs.
Mallory and Dean Mathey, at Go and
Cd.
Hans Wagner, greatest shortstop of
his day, is to become assistant man.
ager and coach of the Pittsburgh
Pirates.
Mile. Suzanne Lenglen successfully
defends her worlds tennis title by de-
feuting Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt Mallory
1t Wimbledon, GO, Go.
Nan1u wins thirteenth annual power
boat ace of the New York Athletic
Club.
Orlando Piani defeats Frank Kramer
and Arthur Spencer In mile race at
Newark Velodrome.
Walter Hoover defeats Beresford, IT,
tie holder, in Diamond Souls at Hen
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
WAY WORLD WACS
TOLD IN TAbLOIDS
Big Stories and Minor Events
Blue PenciIed Into Quickly
Read Paragraphs.
DOINGS AT NATIONS CAPITAL
Happenings That Caused a Stir Briefly
Observation-Disclosures About tho
Progress of Things In General
Throughout the World.
DOINGS AT NATIONS CAPITAL
WASHINGTON

Resignation of Elmer Dover as as
sistant secretary of the treasury, re-
ported in Harding's hands, the out
come of row in treasury department
Oyer ousting of Democrats.
An organization of prominent Phlla-
delphians has been formed to keep
'Uncle Joe" Cannon in the limelight
Notwithstanding his determination to
retire from politics.
Harding submits plan to coal oper-
ators and miners to end their dis
putes.
Eight Democrats join with Repub-
licans to double the Finance Commit
tee duty on rice, one of the few farm
products not given as much protection
In the McCumber bill as requested by
agricultural interests.
Soldiers bonus bill analysed and OBJ
jections to it pointed out In q state
ment sent to the United States Cham
Der Of Commerce by Elliot e. Goodwin,
vice president.
Effort to end tariff debate fails !;
Democrats promise to continue their
opposition till October; LaFollette
warns that passage will bring Repub-
lican defeat in November elections and
disaster in 1924.
Prohibition Commissioner Haynes
declared his opposition to the bill Of
fered by Representative Hill of Mary
land to make cider as intoxicating le-
gally as beer or wine.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
FOREIGN

French government decides to hold
itself ready to act if Germany becomes
bankrupt German ENJOYS discuss mo-
rator1um with repatriation commission.
British house of m ratifies
arms conference treaties.
Irish Republicans cut communica-
ions betewen Belfast and Dublin by
blowing up five bridges.
German mark reaches new low level
of 1915 h~undredths of Il cent on Swiss
market.
A strike in the Ruhr coal district at
the present would be madness.
The French government has decided
to stand firm on the Versailles treaty.
A Pacific ocean flight from the
United States to Australia is planned
by two British airmen.
Berlin government seeks to nego-
tiate foreign loan through another
meeting of the international bankers
committee and instructs ambassador at
London to urge this upon the British
government.
General L~udendorff is directly con-
nected with royalist plot in Germany
by correspondence found In connection
with an arrest in the Rathenau assas-
slnation. according to the Vor-
waerts; Russian Reds also said to be
involved.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

have covered
/ there to take
INTERESTING
SPORT O

Tennis rapidly is advancing as the
national sport Of France.
Syracuse may go to England for
lacrosse matches next season.
Francis Rouillard of Chicopee has
been elected captain of the Harvard
lacrosse team.
About the liveliest moment on the
links is probably when a woman golf
er cries Fore"
Americas experts did moi have
much luck in teaching the Scotch how
to play the golf game.
Jack Dempsey says his talk of mar.
riage was a joke. Perhaps he has
since heard from the girl.
National A. A. U. track and field
championships are to be held In New.
ark, N. j., On September S, 8 and II.
Louie Wienecke of Tulsa, Okla, has
been elected captain of the Phillips
Andover Academy track team for next
year.
Port Jervis IN. " golf enthusiasts.
headed by Rev. G. A. McHugh, raised
a fund of $4,000 for a new club and
grounds.
Exterminator has to earn about
$4,000 to beat Man o. Wars record.
The prospects are that the old gelding
will do 1t.
Pope Plus XII has donated a site
at the foot of one of the seven hills
Of Rome for use as an athletic field
Italian youths.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

Illinois troops ordered out after riot
ing and stoppage of road and mail
traffic.
Attorney General Daugherty author
ICES use of force to prevent Interior
ence with the mails.
Mining vas resumed in two i'm
portant pits in the Pittsburgh district
in the first serious attempt to block the
coal srike.
and troops in five other states are mo-
bilized to suppress disorders that may
result when the strikers are faced with
the opening of the railway shops.
American Association for Recogni-
ton of the Irish republic blames Unit
ed States for the Irish Free State and
insists 1t will continue to stand for the
republic until Its disestablishment by
the Irish people at a fair election.
Pacifists and others are seeking to
destroy the army and navy and direct
ing propaganda against the American
government, according to Assistant
Secretary of War Wainwright, who in
address at memorial for World War
dead at Leesburg, Va, inaugurates
war department campaign for Ameri-
c%aniZation.
Lord B~irkenhead may come to
America to repay Taft's visit to Eng
land Taft gets degree from Aber-
deem.
Christian Science leaders announced
that the construction Of a 100000
college neal st. Louis is under consid-
GRAFTON. 1t will be the first Christian
Science college in the world, 1t was
said.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

niiiiioh rtDulld1ng.
Plans for the reconstruction of thu
River road from Scudder Falls tt
Washington Crossing are reported neal
completion by County Engineer Harris
n probably will be offered for an.
prevail at the session of the Freehold.
ers July IS. Improvement to a 80 foot
width, 20 feet being REINFORCED con.
crete, Is contemplated.
A drive for $4,000 for the large new
auditorium and music shell erected on
the old baseball grounds is being con-
Quoted by the Pitman Cottagers' Asso-
citation.
Various organizations seeking mem
oership In the newly organized Salem
county Chamber of Commerce will be
given representation ON the basis of
hve delegates, or members, to each
unit.
Two special officers have been sworn
In for duty IN the Crown Point road nj
Verga Saturdays and Sundays, and
Justice of the Peace Seldom will have
an Office on the pike.
The famous summe choir of the Pit
ih"i SottdSeIS Association which
sings at the twilight song services Sun
day evenings, will give an open air
concert on the evening of July 10 as a
feature of the program at the annual
picnic of the Gloucester county Sun
day schools.
Clarence l.. Cullen, fiction writer and
former newspaper man, was found
dead of heart disease in his automo-
bile near his home in Deal. He went
out for a ride and when about q hum
dred yards from home apparently felt
the attack coming and stopped his car.
MI. Cullen had been on the STATS of
several New York newspapers, includ-
ing the Times, World and Herald. He
is survived by his wife.
The New Jersey department of the
Grand Army of the Republic at Asbury
elected James A. Rikeman of .Jer-
sey City commander at the closing SEES
sion of the annual encampment. 9th
er officers elected were: Senior vice
commander, Charles S. Whaner of
Trenton; junior vice commander. Pc
-er j. Leyendecker of Paterson chan
ain, Rev. William I. Abbott of AS
'ury Park department medical direc-
John J.. Kents of Trenton.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
GENERAL

Brother and sister Join Richard
Croker, Jr., in fight on fathers will.
hall strike interfering seriously with
mails, causes cancellation of more
trains; more troops called out in I'LL
nois and Kansas; Attorney General
Daugherty mails will be
Kept moving; believed in Washington
that Federal troops may be called.
Governor Hardwlck of Georgia de-
mands ku kluX Khan unmask or he
Will appeal to legislature making the
wearing of masks in Georgia a crime.
illustrators withdraw objections and
paid instructors viii teach art to dis
abled veterans.
Senator Mccormick of Illinois inlti-
ateS campaign to abolish seniority rule
in the senate.
United States Employment Service
reports indicate notable Improvement
IN industrial conditions during June
Coal production during fourteenth
week of strike shows decrease due TO
Fourth of July holiday.
Signs began to multiply that Repub-
hcan leaders in the senate are plan
ming to let passage of the tariff bill 90
over until after the November election
unless they can get an agreement with
the Democrats for a vote NOT later
than the middle of August.
The Fisher Body Corporation has
taken over the plant of tn go. J.. Beau. !
dett Il Co. Of Pontiac, Mich, thus add
ing 100000 square feet of factory space
and 1900 employees to its organiza.
ton.
The theft of what was described
as a valuable collection of diplomatic
correspondence covering a period of
twenty years together with the seals
OF the American and japanese govern
ments affixed, was reported TO the DO
lice by Joseph NJ. Tighe, private secre-
tary to Major General Haraguchi, mill.
tary attache of the japanese govern
ment.
: De,nocratic leaders at Syracuse con-
denim Hearst and support "Al" Smith
for governorship, leaving formal in
dorsement to convention September 81.
Harding reaches Uniontown on a
TO Washington; plans use of
troops TO check rail and coal strike
disorders.
Railroad labor board refuses to COM
promise with striking shopmen, as
would bring on anarchy"
Mexican oil conferences in New York
without reaching final agreement; will
submit conclusions to Obregon.
Railroad earnings for May represent
l-36 per cent annual return.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

VI
At Tr:, vers Island.
Walter Hoover defeats A. Baynes in
semi-linals in the Diamond Souls.
Rlng contests may be barred from
Indiana in the future, Governor War.
rent L. McCray declared.
Eugene Criqui, the French feather
weight, mt Paris, knocked out Arthur
Wyns OF Belgium in the twelfth round.
The bout, which was for the feather
weight championship of Europe, was
scheduled for 20 rounds.
AS a result of playing Swede Risberg
ma Eddie Cicotte in a game recently,
the Appleton Club of the Fox River
Valley League has been placed on the
blacklist of organized baseball, accord
ing to word received by President
Borchert of the Milwaukee American
Association Club from Secretary John
H.. Farrell of the National Association.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
AROUND THE BASES

Chef Torkelson, spitball pitcher, has
been sold by Beaumont to Galveston.
v
stephenson don't hit, he whams the
ball." is the laconic tribute paid young
Atlas by Tyrus Cobb.
=
Unless somebody walks rather soft
~, there is a fair prospect that base
ball is in for a ruthless season.
=
One of Babe" Ruth's idolaters says
the big fellow has not been getting a
square deal. He hasn't been getting
many hits lately, either.
Connie Mack is carrying ten pitch
ers among his "a players, who prom
Use to lift the Philadelphia Athletics
out of last place this year..
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

The indianapolis club has sIpned
Amos (Scott) ingalls,, captain of the
Syracuse university baseball team.
Ty Cobb has few more yoInah,o
men on his squad than Fred Hanov
The midget can hit and field and vii,
take chances.
Inc bloomington club recalled
PITCHER Frank Quinn from the Grand
Rapids club of the Central leapne -
which place he was recently sent IN
an option.
One of the newcomers with tho
Cleveland Indians is Lyle Brown 3
pitcher, who halls from Harvard-not
the college, but a small town in Ne.
braska.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19

C
the police to close an
on the BoarG~alk at
least % places will be affeGtcHr1ol
to the opening of the a the con.
cession men were notified mo games
contrary to the law would be toler.
ated." Some games slipped by under
the subterfuge of skill. They were
given II hours in which to pack ND and
get out.
Many former members and pastors
of the First Presbyterian Church.
Gloucester City, attended the service
In connection with the seventy-fifth an
niversary. Pastors of other churches
were also present.
Two hundred and fifteen persons
were granted automobile drivers IL
censes at Salem last week.
What was thought to be a bootleg
ging outfit in the woods between Wood
bury and Parkville turned out to be a
party of five tramps sleeping off liba-
tions, as found by Prohibition officer
Kennedy.
Aiming to provide a playground that
will lure children FROM the perils of
the streets, the Burlington Chamber of
Commerce has arranged for opening a
play center in East Burlington.
Nicholas Masucci, ten, 10 Belleville
avenue, Newark, died from lockjaw.
Several days ago he stepped on a rusty
nail.
Farmers of Woodbury. find that
young rabbits are destroying their
truck. The farmers are helpless under
the law, as ven dogs are not allowed
to run the rabbits off their farms.
Quail also are numerous.
Forrest Carter, eleven years old, of
Glassboro died in the Homeopathic
Hospital, Camden, from tetanus. The
boy a week ago stepped ON a rusty
nail. He was taken to the hospital
after his jaws stiffened, but lived only
a few hours. He was the son of Amos
Carter.
Howard M. Cooper, an attorney and
direct descendant of founders of Cam
den, died in his home at Camden. He
was president emeritus of the, Camden
County Bar and president of the Cam
den County Historical Society and had
practiced in New Jersey courts for al
most half a century.
1
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
new JERSEY
STATE BRIEFS

The Vineland Poultry Association
voted to held a show the first week in
December unless the last week in No
vember is later chosen.
Mrs. Theresa Soudcr, widow of
Thomas c. Souder, of Millville, was
stricken with heart f'ilure at her LONE,
died before a physician could reach
her.
Isador Albaum, alias Jim" Burk, of
Philadelphia, arrested in Wildwood on
a charge of having an opium outfit in
his home, was held under $4,000 bail
for court at the city hall. A number
of other characters registered in the
police files were driven out of town.
Banking and Insurance Commits
sioner William f. Tuttle, Jr., eandi-
date for the Demo cratic nomination
for governor, favors the repeal of all
prohibition enforcement acts passed by
the New Jersey legislature and also
endorses a restoration of the five-cent
trolley fare. He makes these two
vital issues the subject of a public
statement given out at Trenton.
Louis p. Bayard, former intercol-
legiate golf champion, died suddenly at
his home in Short Hills. He was grad
uated from Princeton in 1898. Mr..
Bayard was secretary and treasurer of
tn Short Hills Water Company, a gov
ernor of the Baltusrol Golf Club and a
member of the Princeton Club of New
York. His daughter, Martha Bayard,
Is a well known tennis player, stand
ing seventeenth in the women's ma
tional ranking list.
Freddie Cincenco, Camp Dix barber,
is in the hospital with a deep furrow
along his scalp. He was attempting to
remove a cartridges that had jammed
in his automatic with the business end
pointed toward his bend. The cartridge
was discharged. entered the right side
of his head aboye the ear and followed
the skull line hsA deep groove. He
has a painful but not serious injury.
Charles Masonss = negro hod carrier,
living at 100 Ora8&Bf avenue, Newark,
was arrested iff G1t1ton avenue for
speeding in his aut0sjnbdle. He told
the motorcycle oflcer who arrested
him that he was sorry, but as be vas
five minutes late to work he stepped on
the gas to make up time. He left $25
to insure his appearance in court.
While playing with a revolver at
Paterson twelve-year-old Thomas Ban
dine accidentally shot and killed his
seventeen-year-old brother, George, in
the home of a boy friend.
Alonza b. Fox of Burlington was re-
elected president Huntington
County Society for tion of
Cruelty to Animalsl o0RT-
ing.
Renewed evide1
-eondik
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-07-19
ERROR STOPS PERFECT PLAY
"stuffy" McInnis Of Cleveland In
dams Goes 1867 Games Before
He Makes a Slip.

One hundred and si%xty-seven con-
%secutive games of big league baseball
without an error!
That's the record established by
John S. ("Stuffy") McInnis, first base
mar Of the Cleveland Indians. and
last year with the Boston Red Sox.
McInnis was charged with an error
In a recent game at Detroit. He
hadn't made one before that since
May 80, 1921. when he muffed a wide