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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-21
GLANDS
tSERUMS

a few carefully selected medi-
zines, electrical treatments scien-
tiAcally administered, are the es-
sentials of success at the Electro
Medical offices.
The system Of treatment used at
Electro Medical offices is scien-
tifcally administered. You must
realize that before your condi-
ton can be handled successfully,
your true condition of health
must first be found out, there
fore your examination is most
thorough and painstaking at the
Electro Medical offices. There
are separate departments for
men, and special departments for
women; men attendants for men
patients and women attendants
for women patients, thus enabl-
ing each and every patient to
have private and separate treat
ments. Treatments are so arrang-
ed as to cause no delay, thus the
busy man and woman are saved
much time. The cost of the
treatment is within gsa2h q all
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-21
SHEET METAL
A. 3. MASON

skylight, Metal Ceiling. Thinning. Pipsless
Furnace and General Sheet Metal Work
90 JEFFERSON ST. TEL. SIS
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-21
DISEASES TREATED AT
ELECTRO MEDICAL OFFICES

are anaemia, asthma. biliousness.
bladder and bowel trouble. bronchi-
tbs, catarrh, cystitis, constipation
lumbago, neuritis, malaria, chronic
diarrhoea, diabetes. ear, nose and
throat troubles, skin Complaints, fs-
tula, swollen glands, govt, neuras-
thenia. jaundice, vertigo, dyspepsia,
eczema, stomach gases, gall stones.
gastritis, goitre, heart weakness.
hysteria, high blood pressure, head
ache, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatic
troubles. heartburn. intestinal trou-
BILE, insomnia, kidney trouble, liver
complaint, obesity. hemorrhoids and
stomach trouble.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-21

7 go through life sick
w and ailing when there is
relief at the Electro Medical OIL
ice here in Perth Amboyf
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-21
c.. SPRACUE

Authorized agent for K. q. Weld
ing and Cutting Equipment. Acety-
lene and all welding supplies. 341
High street. Phone 3283 Perth
Amboy, N, J.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
TRIAL MARRIAGE IS
hlPPED IN THE BUD
Lie Too Tzne" Il College
Tcxn. So Studsnss Thought;
wculd Ealivsn r Up
q Bit

1.a.sysu.. Ind N0r- s-TAs 81
-oashs' trial marriage 1lo- Z ie =
Tays.se s1uds.ts soasT hsd ass1 as
rsusa and police were i-FsziiE2i-Hs
thz rs.- elopsneai q c1e q tae I've
e-v,,ey 70 Bloouirsson Il where ths
reed 6. re glri so- a conb ard BAR
ne. ezuse6 -hes- sp7-shsnsiu1-
Iyersn Cunningham an5 Ms-T Alsce
vc-esouss wee - have azz7 zsa--ssa
= Bsoc-snrtc- .oazT fo- Elx ncutAs.
hey agreed 4 : t-ssl zs-r1zxs Tsscf
bosh signed before thsT crossed ths
f7cisnz state lne i1.o uI1ciE Bzt
her parents Kissed fhs-. r-sifss1
Police z-s fhsr we're frz1d rsgis-e-ed
q Z B1oo-.trEzn- hofe1 As NJ s1d
N-z LsEzz cz-zinEhzz zfte- Ca
zinEhsn nz6s his zp7esrancs % t1F
the cous ard Hzs- -et
he Esc11d fhs xto-x c hoE re 40
eight <thsr LzTsFetts sf16ez.s lad
agreed 1its Il LaFzyetts rzz -sze-
Ther we're Ecizr % ru7 away t.
zsths-.. 70 70 Bl0o-zzEo-- thsn u
Kansas CTR. Fo- so-s rsaso.. IA
u-1srs failed . lezFs LzFzye.ts
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
kEH YORK LAWYER
WANTED IN SK|hlLE CASE
Cshier Checks Amounting TO
See.o9e a-d Diamonds Prove
TO Bs Secured Through
raad

Ne-rhis. Ten NcT. 4-lEkhis-'s
cse1ks L1cr1tnE q -i1etT fhouszn5
6olzrs z.3 tiz-o1ss vailed q, ts1
thuzszn5 61ua-s alleged 70 hare
a=s- purchased via zo-sy ctssi7ed
4 WA VS. 5asu--bes as 3 strzzdulazt
real estate trz-s1ru0r = Kansas Cztr.
Nn- a. he residence q ;. a Clz-<
thro1gk = real estate 1rz i -hEf cry
wee c-5s-s5 restored to3ar u1dsr 3
decree sEsae5 Il caz1cs-T cra- here
Esto-ts we-x also bang made is L.
cate gs-c7s ?. Jzzss 1orrs- Ssr
YORK lsEFs- nc~ > residszf q kan
szs csfy Z e1-1ec1io- VIII The zuer-
e1 sEi11ls II uhica il ischsrret -o-s
thz. tAi--F fho1szz6 dc-lz-x was II
rrlre5
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
Anti VoIsteadsCOws
May Become Industry

NcAaas.e-. NoT. a nrH ssla =
in1nss-r -zr azrs been dsoore-es
Il Psstsnlu-E cuuusT b -saE g
III Dswsus -zia q choe sala.s e
AaAzasan Saturday.
Dcwel sas n l1--oaaosiu1-
Esrszos5rs hs hEs Ses- kacEu
ozlv Is . federal snsc-cemrnz e.
Hosr. hri 8eE hs zzT -s1k Eith
BursHzks a1s oiAsr great srszrlsrs
s rs 6iscsV--T vi qzn oss
DAIRY business n sAe csaz--v mSr
-zks leaps and h9unss-
Many new castrnsrs nHv d.
-z.d tAst- eEElF Nm ard -ilk
-r-tas slgu-asA. : sore weersl -szs
does nos nossSs The 5r'sanezlre 5.sw-
ers y Pitsaz-g ooursr cors
On IL Adzzsaa raid Dowea vas
acc7npzried 1T Deputy T-ife5
States Nz-shel C-eczsss Lee. jar
Pashus zn6 Jack Ls--ssan- III C
~ho- xo1cA fc- he rs-ar.sr q TIE
tac-s zzizgs5 tcll1Esa< fAs -zid q
E-ednce-x g Caecszw iseH- il that
mining cRup- A fsr honsss Fzz-s
es1EA- h- sz-7rizs- hzf wo-5 travel
- f-u-- - H. -, 80. - -,
tAs -resa-ne 9. -he -zs5.ng party
us 1e1dcsd 4 re town 4 6ozea
- 1r7s cEns-s q 7-ecsous supplies
g seer ca--sed snd ST -sospzzcses
orsr fsacss n pastures i which
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04

El1roluE1 = AA-Tlsni are required
= rspc-- e 1hs S1z.s HIGHWAY De-
1sz-11szs 1hs 1acxla1 En5 cznss &
sVsT 1c13s1t th1s ocrzrs n ne
Slzie -os5s TIE s1ta-nz.5u- arVus--
&C Il tbs va Is Use5 ~ tie Depart
Dsul As : Euits Il lie Elzn1snE q IL
E-srs11s-.s EAs1h vi re5uoe ne a.
Ssds-- h1zzr1- When runs-uus uos-
os-ss zrs tound = ocSr- & z1r Vos-s-
tie c1ngaruus ssEEzrs Is elm z1zsese
sTe1 II cozstsrskls ex2s1ss-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
PUBLIC AS UTILITY
PARTNERS

4he announcement that 1he
ILLINOIS Power Company. >neees.
sor So the Springfield Cansoii.
dafra Sfreft Railway COMPANY.
and The Springfield Gas and
klerervr CcmPanv Is 10 offer its
stoek and bonds 10 The local 4nb-
ic ! in line with TIE trend 81
The times.
Two other Illinois utilities srs
new otttrine. or wal lsooa offer.
their securities d the pntlie they
Serve
TIE Western United earnora-
fl0n whith serves Aurmrs. FleSn
ssd oihsr northern Eliineis cen.
iers and rhe GAlashure Rzilwar.
isfzslrg z-r Lighting Companies.
htvt nunounne5 The adoption 81
The tus1omer-pwnership plsn
TINS i3et has bea- tried out VITA
sGcceSs II n8ny communities In
The Easf. TIE besi known and
lareesi uillitv companies have
approved *
IAl Western United earpars-
tam 81 rs announcement Il tie
plan SAYS. Id has been called
iAe most progressive service
utility eampany ear render the
residents II iis territory. TIE
Galrsburr ramrsnv. IN rs lstters
70 customers says. We want
ven IS S business partner Up
70 the present slns- practically
al of our funds have heen se-
cnred frcm outside investors xn5
The LEGAL ruhlie have not had the
opportunity 10 Join II The de-
vfloprneu1 az what Is essentially
hone indusi-T .
1t is state that 4 Illinois alone
there are iIve hundred thousand
residents who Own securities u
uiliIiF c0-Versf5ons
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
CLARA sAfs PEGGY, NOT
SHE, USED THE HAMMER
Sensational Testimony Is Given
By Woman Charged With
Hammer Murder. In
Calif0rnis Courf

los Angeles N1y. Mrs clzfi
FAunps cAzrgea VITA ne se-caile'
A4u-s- u1r6er. szss1 eur1Asr o7ass
exazl-xlo1 so1ay Shs ioak sAf
stand 4 hsr 1sss1ss yesterday AID
eA1rsez her 4oo1ssr. Ms. Fsggy ca
see. vash HAVING pstlaea lie hEalss
MI xAicA Mrs Aiesrl3 Trsz.1izs
NeA11uA q y1u1g wsagw. w1s Aeass1
q death.
Tie Yroseczis1n had beg1a ls eaes-
fSoz Ars- PAin.ps wAen aasosr1zs1t
v2s t4kt1 yesterday. Prevouslr sAe
lid tod. viii cQ-siderAbia enosiu1.
C having accused Mrs Meadows G.
sn1zzrr E11a Aer husband. Ar-zs1T
L pAla7S she 5enie1 / AZ tlrx,- =
Mrs P1iIPs ssesalea. s1s finally
she sA-a .Ae l,ves ne and ! lore A.n
ans we are so-ng away tore.her.
The g tod her size Was The zl---
sess wauan Sn earsA, dirsy 1s q 1as
and ihel she strAck ne TAen VI
tonehi ana .ozEA 4na f5usAl Z h11
n sirs1g-h Il made ne scs- i
krreA1ed f.- PcrFy. She gas AlAs-ra
of ot ne and struok her vim shs
A1mnsr was snemh--ng AzE ert-F-
tAl1F seemed 70 srcw alsrE ,e.cre
lT ewes
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04

srs1sd Eik csws & ths ssiesA.o--
hood
Thi-zr caws SOM fsznd oafn TOP
ksss z-a baeKs. ias1r fAs feacs rov
zna beng ra-r dry themselves. sa4-
rusl dsEn EaIlon af1a- Ezlian = -s.l
ssu1 shat was calculated % make
ar eossy ws-f 10 saup orsr he
moan
sad ol6 COWS hesds C .zussss
Inst sane ines consisted y several
Toun- sslr hesniag calves gan
aalsd z1a s7ss-aa around .Iks trsFr
FuunE 1E1g,s-s. bus thsr Hoaa.sd
ts--shlT h1slr N thsi- Eur- lsrE
Fze.s srs -hgz choc zsnt al ers-
hen E1s ss-s q tAsn ID 6suts
hEFs Al zwsrl hszaarhs Fss-ssus
here Ezs EEmuiz-s6 dsusas sor
n1k Il Azznzun al fhs nsr- asv.
Naa cz-s fran As .z- ausr as
NcA-fsler = Es- > drzzk = -1k
ssu-1zr- z1d has Wy in DsxaE
tAizks ne discovery ngAs p-srs a
E'ro1taels c1s - dz-- zsn. Hs
has a1aas IS 70 rs ability 70 81
fo-cs -as Ts1sts16 lsw zEzsns- csr=.
Tor few s1tu-rezs1t utros-s xouls
AaTs- tne Z 81 down .na nak
~Aols dairr hsra
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
Ser~ssaeaess tie pet Is beng lnres-
fiEzied todsy.
LLOYD GEORGES FRIENDS
TO FIGHT his sATTLE

L1rdor. Ncv. 4-C01fl1ed 10 lis
b--ne With a severe cod and thr1s.
;rozhle cs-irsc.ed q : t1p th-ouEn
tn norhsr- cc1zE-1zs1cieS. tas
far-er --ezss- zss forced 60 c1ncsl
his ITO important speeches this
vel
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
ITCHING ECZEMA
DRIED RIGHT UP
BY THIS SULPHUR

A-r brezks-e CT of TIE Ska evea
fer. strh-nx ccrC1a. can he cz1rkly
cEGco7e - zrpsvzng . ls--ie Arzthc-
Suiphn-. xzx< : n1sed skzz specialist
BeCzzsz CT 3 s1z des-r1szag a-1per-
6-x rs Szl1lur r-e7z-zt1o1 zzs-z-z-y
frEzx czse iron xk11 i-r1-z-1oc- so1-hes
I'D hezis ene ez1zz rlzE - and
lcsVeS t1e xkln clssr z11 szooA
i sez5uz Ez7s g rs.zTe e5e to-ze-t
~ erE-e-kzz E-e-x xrn- <i-z1
<-uckzt s11z1 EE< E-ie Szr q 2cwles
Ie--ho- Sz-hzr froz zrv Eood 6-zz.
esx - Sss = - SD Ez2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04

l--l1 III s.11E uar 81. and was
toresd 20 r-T cli from intense
F1--- Writes Eerry Wnln-us
11rAin Montana. "The 6ae4ars sa0f
had lltlEI2li1r q IRE h7s35ar
Gr1 az operation vas necessary.
Tired FoltF Ei1zsv Pils and in
proved - c1et- Lr1sfr 1nd R5La4y
treuelts demand 7fCufs trsR nan.
fs-fF ha1neF Fi3s gire u1lck re-
hes sod evsFywhs-s
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04


Lord Birke1hsa1. uho has -sz
ssa=rssa as uoya Geo-ss's most de-
s0tsd z1he-snt VII tax his plKce
a. Brisiol
Lcr1 Dawson. K-ng Cso7gs's per-
E-1ai Fsrsic-s1- xbo ls 2fanang
L0y1 Gs1-Ez. saEs thzi his Illness
Is nos dangerous. h1t irssss that
rs 9s-isns rsnsln isdsors t7r ssr-
s-zi tzEs-
LlcTd Ge1-ge waits L speak n
Lc1taz Sst1-Ls-. I'D i -ehzfsax N
ar TIA enforced idie.ess o Ms ora
torsoai kztasriss. airessy ssrz0azir
uszkE1e6 II IL Is.ess q wzns.-n
chz-zhiA sho Is esnrzleSciaK fzorn
Is ops-z-ioa tar sspsndicitfs-
ope- Wsr cerisre5
via LzsTd Gec-reis offs- . t.
r71EsrTsfirss o cooperation zEairx
izac- trr1ea dcza prse-scsliy
th-ozgAcut tie coz1trT. tie forner
r-@7ier i credited wsth fhe s-fsr-
tso1 q 6eclsf1-x or~1 war on At
cozss-TzslFs czndidztez He IA.
linsd - 1ss sadEiunz, tolls~srs ~ho
'rs sdi1zE = ozsiis tie tory ns-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
As9sish crs~s cennS.n,

Ia s<qziihisn hesdeaa.tsrs pro
fsss to Be IN receipt of reports CO
Increasing strsnE-h from al sec
fio1s. and hey zo~ believe shar Il
hey have Lloyd Ceorgz Esfh ahsEn
they stand good chance o. over
throwing ihe tor bloc-
Z Lloyd Cs1rss AID Aseusk shake
hsads i WI Sc she I'D Of ene o.
the aitersss political fsuss il he
hiss0rT q British Doil,ses. bexun
vhs1 TIE yeich1zu orerru-nsd shs
As1uifh gcrsr11ez. n 1915.
No oonf.rzztioo Il IA -
pcr- Is available. hut ths
r@ors rsfass 70 lie Gu.
cs-psisr s. Snort
No1.nz,so1s eiese SATURDAY.. winch
viii lesye = bz-s fe7 cars for cam
before fhA election on
Nor L
NsdnesdsS tie nunics2z, sseosors
asid ne Dazsioal inzsrsst Of London.
fs7@cls1r uhere the laoorsrs ars
deep sn'rs7ched No results IN
, 06'1s-iais untii Thursdsy night
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
caTARs.AL cove4 sEugvso

E1-ersc n n. sx--=-n@ f-u-
c1-o1lc cztzrTksl couzhs. z-s-ss
y O AslsT. 0-lsa6a. pa eFc1ev's
Ec1eT al Ts- rs = ez-z- i
1@s1k rsAsF-1E this ciEzErssse-a AZ
lia1iacn Fc3sTF Ec1sT s1s Tzr
c71'z-1s - c7zzres = irErea5sz1s
printed oz tAs vrs7ses- Sols ever
w1Ere.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-11-04
r. II A. NseGHL
Crtalaf a. tise naa Ksnem Ery&.
BY JACK faRR

ehl1s-
Z be -szii1es thesa he viii have
no-s than 800 nattoasi iihe-sis in
tie fed against ssl conservatives.
With ;hsks new Asffz'ioas aseea 10
his army. thfrs comes persisie1s
ru1o-s q . NV rzgEroachDen. be-
tween Licyd Ga0rss and he As
qrl,h l5ersls zgz-3s he co1servz-
IT,
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
A Careless Remark.

Said little woman. recently. Il have al
ways done everything / could to spur my
husband on TO greater things and no one
appreciates the hard work and personal
effort he has made. under difficulty, to get
on in his public work more than l. and
have always praised him and shsTn other
wise my appreciation, but had the slap of
my life when he announced the other day:
Mrs. So and So is q mighty fine little
woman. Her face is an inspiration to me
when l preach. I just love to watch her
changing expression, and note the interest
she takes in my words"
Now II seems that this good wife, whose
face had Redeemed under the imaginary
SLAP" had been all that appreciative
wife should be. and was as inspirationally
delighted with her husbands address at the
moment in question any other hearer.
perhaps more
She had supposed that her presence was
helping him to rise to the situation and put
ting the fervor into his speech, but in that
thoughtless remark every bit of joy of the
occasion was lost.
The strange part Of it all is, that this dense
man does not realize how stupid 1t Is OF any
man. who wants praise and inspiration at
home, to acknowledge naively that he is
charmed by a woman he had never seen
before, because she took interest in his
words.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04

please name the seven great
laws Of nature. Jones A. NC
Neil. San Francisco.
THERE are many laws now
= know to the mathematical
physicists, astronomers, spec
tro-analysts, chemists and
electricians. There are more
by far than seven. But
those Of universal application
throughout the entire sidereal
universe or stellar structure
may be called great. l give
seven of these:
% The attraction Of gravi.
tation is exerted 'by all matter.
Every particle attracts every
other directly as to mass or
quantity Of matter.
The intensity Of attraction
varies inversely as to the
squares Of distance between
the bodies.
C2) Many masses radiate en-
ergy directly as to intensity of
radiation. But intensity at any
distant point varies inversely as
to the square Of distance.
(3) A mass at rest will re-
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
THE INSTINCT TO "DOLL UP"


The superintedent of the New York State
Reformatory for Women has made obser.
vation sufficiently surprising to the general
public to be good copy for the daily news
papers. He says Of the inmates of his insti.
tuition, who ar completely removed from
masculine gaze those of a nunnery. that
they take the same pains in dressing and
beautifying themselves here they would
for an Easter parade Fifth avenue. They
love to doll themselves up"
This would seem to confirm those cynics
who have been saying for so long that woman
did not adorn herself to find favor with man
but simply to make her sisters envious But
isn't the sounder explanation that the desire
for self adornment with her Is instructive,
as instructive as the desire for physical
strength in man, and that by the satisfaction
of this desire she helps maintain her self.
respect in trying circumstances? 1t will be
a sad day for the race IL and when men
cease to develop muscle and women to make
themselves attractive, except with some
definite and practical object in view.
The authorities OF the New York State
Reformatory would do well. instead Of fight
ing the expression Of this instinct. to en-.
courage II, while guiding II along the paths
Of good taste.-Leslie's.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
Mother of q "Bandit"

HYE is eighteen. In a few days
he must die a felon's death.
i i To his mother it seems but
yesterday that he was her babe.
She guided his first tottering steps;
at her knee he learned to lisp his
prayer.
Poverty and ignorance conspired
against her and him. The little
crumpled rose-leaf feet were never
directed toward the path of recti-
tude and honor. Unwarned and
unheeding they stumbled into that
broad road whose swift descent
leads to the electric chair.
A hurrying world dismisses his
case with the cursory appraisal-"a
young bandit" But to his mother
is vouchsafed that omniscience
which is maternity's kinship with
the Godhead. She sees not the
crime for which he dies, but its
incentive. And from the anguished
heart of the woman is wrung the
cry, Drugs caused my boys down
fall"
She is the mother of a bandit, a
mother wrapped in the mantle of
sorrow and bowed to the dust in
ignominy. Before the bar of omnip-
otent justice her tears cry aloud
for vengeance. Her agonized wall
is an eloquent brief against the
drug profiteers to whose greedy
mills her boys soul was but a bit
Of grist.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
PurposefuI Germany =

-HE statement by A. H. Woods,
New York theatrical producer,
i who has just returned from
Europe, that Germany is at present
the livest cbuntry in the writing of
plays, fits in with other reports in
dicating the vitality of Germany's
spiritual life.
Some French painters, for ex-
ample, have since the war gone to
Munich, as the art impulse is great
er there.
Everybody in Germany is hard
at work. There is little unemploy-
ment. Life is difficult and tragic,
to be sure, but where there is an
earnest effort toward future
good, there must be fundamental
hope.
Where there is purpose that
carries on into the future, and
imaginatively pictures better
time for the attainment of which
there is a settled will-where this
exists there is essential life, no mat
ter how dark the immediate con-
ditions are.
When nation, like an individual,
is reduced to the Lowest, and pos
sesses nothing, a great moral and
spiritual opportunity is presented.
Perhaps Germany is taking ad-
vantage of that opportunity.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
NEW MONTE
CARLO
BY BUGS" BAER

EUROPE will soon have new
- Monte Carlo that will bc
twice as gamblish as old one.
THIS palace Of come-ons will
i be devoted to rich foreign
ers. That means Americans.
THIS looks like diplomatic
scheme Of Europeans 20 get
their war debts back before
they've paid 'em.
PIGHT now Europe is 20 poor
that 1t begs off beggars.
NOBODY but richly stuffed
~ American millionaires will J'
admitted to this club to be rot
bed by request. They figure that
we have more money than We
to be fried.
pRESENT rate OF exchange
= will be followed. Which is
something for nothing and aver.
ages one thousand European
cheers for one American dollar.
CASTLE of slippery chances
will cost one million in fo:-
eign paper money, so that stylish
gambling syndicate starts bust.
ness free Of cost.
TURKISH baths, swimming
pools, restaurants and roof
gardens will feature this Ameri.
can millionaire detention camp,
THEY are taking no chances.
Turkish bath means that
gambling dukes are going to
clean up thoroughly.
THERE will be no springing
board in swimming pool.
Springing board will be on roof
for exclusive use Of Americans
who have tried to, win down
stairs.
HEADWA1TERS. walters and
checkroom boys will get
everything they missed in rou.
lette garage. II you don't tin
European headwaiter twice az
much as he Is worth, he has
you arrested for embezzlemcnt.
EVERYTHING is fixed pretty
for annual shearing OF our
heavy wool-bearing millionaires.
A FTER they have stepped off
wharf, how are they going
to get home again?
THEY will probably follow
Monte Carlo schedule. where
every busted gambler is given
carfare home.
A Atlantic is three thousand
miles wide at its cheapest
part, these new gambling birds
will probably stake each clipped
millionaire to one set OF water
wings.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
The First Fourth -
and the Latest
"When in the course of human events

"When in the course of human epents-
that Fourth of july in 1776 the Revolutionary
~ Fathers deemed it desirable to tell the world why the
British coonists in America declaring their nde
pendence of the Mother Country
Since that day, America has not only succeeded IN
separate equal station world but she has
achieved physical greatness an economic strength and mora
might which Washington and Franklin Jefferson and Hamilton
NAV indeed have dreamed which they would not have
sumed to prophesy
On Fourth july 146 after that first Decara
on again to set forth the reasons for our
separate existence.
AS the result persistent and successful propaganda during
the period the has become the POLITICAL CONNER
ca and think of American principles purposes
and policies of British diplomacy and British des
To be frankly consistently and enthusiastically American i'm
upon individual enterprise the need almost
to apologize belief which embodes American
ideals and plans without reference to their acceptaby to Great
Britain.
THE WASHINGTON TIMES and other Hearst papers
frequently referred British because they
ssenty and without apology American their spirit and their
Speech they unmuzzed when occasion requires
protest against subsevency to British leader
ship and British wish.
On this latest anniversary of the first Fourth we'll for
modern the quality of independence of
spirit by comparison of the founders of democratic
republic.
We have lost all hostility Britain. Nor do
love have learned to love humanity
AMERICA is THE FRIEND OF MAN
Through varied population by traditional principle and
by deliberate purpose effectively bound the rest of the
race with ties of human sympathy.
We recognize that above all nations is humanity.
The of separate station symbolic 1t
means not isolation intention to mankind
example embodied democracy Also it betokens readiness
to bring unpreudced independence the weight of moral
and material power right and justice the
nations.
aoofness nevertheless deeply and
genuinely related practically helpful all mankind than
any other which piouy profess what in the spirit
of brotherhood practice as matter of course.
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
Information Wanted

Why is It that men think every
manicurist wants to start a flir.
tation?
Why do ones country rcla.
tives insist upon talking about
things one Is trying to forget?
/ Why do train conductors al
ways call for "tigits?"
Why do people who are care.
less about keeping appointments
become impatient II they have
to wait more than eleven sec.
onds for an elevator
Why do men who daily are
breaking laws worry about Bol.
shevism?
The Washington times., 1922-07-04
LaUs of Nature
BY Edward Lusien Larkin-
Director of Love Observatory.

main so, unless external force
causes 1t to move. II in mo.
ton 1t will move until external
force brings it to rest.
a. Action and reaction are
equal.
(5) A current Of electricity
flowing in a conductor varies
in strength directly as to the
electromotive force Of the
source: and inversely as to re.
sistance of the circuit.
(6) Rays Of light entering a
1ense transmitting medium from
a rare one are refracted to-
ward a perpendicular; and from
dense to rare. are bent from the
perpendicular.
"a A G;fterential or infinites-
imal IL the difference between
two consecutive states Of Q vari.
able quantity. Four OF these
mighty laws laid down In New.
toni MASTERPIECES. the Principia.
are the base Of one Of the most
beautiful awe-inspiring and ma.
jestio sciences: Celestial me-
chanics. Motions OF all cosmicai
bodies are ruled by these COM
prehensive laws.