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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
COLONIALS
FACE TEST
SUPREME

Hammond basketball fans sna those
Of surrounding cities who have been
wondering just how good the Ham
Inond Colonial wonder i've really
are and whether they would prove as
formidable opponents for the chicago
Big Five and Whiting Red Crowns
will have a clearer idea after Saturday
evenings game IN which Irving ebay
ken's quintet wiiI stack up against the
mighty tough team from Chicago
Heights at the. Larsyette school gym.
Calumet avenue and Si6ley street. If
the local club can win from the chi
cage Heights aggregation they will
no doubt force the Red Crowns, into
6 series OF two games. Thus far the
Whiting team has not been any to
anxious TO meet the Coloniais and the
fact that contest has been scheduled
with the Big Five at Hammond should
add more prestige to q coming game
between the Crowns and the local
quintet.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
BIG MATCH
FOR BOWLERS

CHICAGO, FEB. 17.-Hank Marine.
the Chicago savo-ite. and Mort Lind
soy, OF Stamford, Conn. Will hook UP
chls afternoon in what Is expected 20
be one OF the feature matches OF the
worlds championship bowling touraa-
rnent here. The match Will start at
$50 o'clock.
Lindsey was leading IN the averages
up to last night when ne encountered
a setback 81 the hands of Dominick De
VITO, Of Chicago. DeVito took four
sanaes out Of ave from che Stamford
crack.
AIarfno set g new worlds record for
a e~e-saEae average last night when
ne chalked up an average OF $50 is
Gins In a quintet OF games. As a re-
suit OF this performance he Is leading
tho tournament today in the matter OF
point standings with mark OF So6
sN-59 IN seventy games.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17


The Chicago Heights 6ve viii be
eat test fer Capt shelton's basketeers
= the vis ora have lost but one con
lest this year a-t o9 twenty-four play
"a Tho visiting team promises to
make Il hor from the start and Ii they
dc. some livery action il boal-ed FOR
Saturday night. Beanie" Harris. the
Gary fash one OF jack Gilroy's famous
pupils who performed in such scintil-
iAting fashion n the game against the
Culver American Legl n at Culver Will
likely start At one of the forward po-
sitions with Shorty" Smith in the
assisting role, this former DePauw
player is the talk OF basketball play
ers ane fans throughout the state, are
wondering to which team will be
able to stop the all American forward.
thus far over thirty teams have at
tempted TO check the down state man.
without much success. Mac" Thomp-
son at guard is another player who
always gives the opposing side lots OF
trouble. being what one would call a
terror on the defensive as well as a
point getter around the nets.
Capt. Shelton Of whom there is no
whomer. is the teams reliable per-
former. while McShone. Scott saO
Grace OF local high school fame are
all capable of hurting baskets in neat
form. The ColonlalS have not lost a
game this season and although the
seasons schedule is filed against the
| best teams In the country. the locals
hope TO have a clean siste 81 the end
OF the present season. Following the
game against the Chicago Heights
team Saturday the coiouia1s Will re-
main idle until Thursday. when the
powerful Crown Point American Leg
| ION team VIII invade the local cour.
for a scrap that promises to be q hot
one.
Tickets for Saturdays game are OF
sale at John Milietts Colonial Sport
| ing Goods Store ana the advance sale
| OF buckets indicates that = capacity
crowd will De present when referee
| Hess toots his whistls. A preliminary
| contest between TWO lightweight
teams OF Hammond will open the even
| ing's entertainment.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
EAST CHICAGO DODGERS
TOPPLE H|BERN|ANS

At Their forwards were continually
laying along the side lines waiting for
the ball TO be fed to them, when they
should have aided the guards IN break
ing up the Dodger passes
Duffy, stubby Dodgs- forward nse
his eye in me shape for the evening.
He Gagged hve hel6 goals. McShans
and Curlinovich garnered three apiece
Mccarthy, lznIxy Hiberni2A center. drop
ped in FIVE of his teams seven points
| He played in nne form, but ne had
tough luck IN finding the hoop.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
FANS WANT
THIS GAME

Fans throughout Lake Co. are wait
ing for a basketball game between the
Hammond Colonial team and the Whit
ing Red Crowns. this eontest should It
be played, either at Hammond or at
Whiting will draw the largest crowd
that has ever attended an indoor CON
test in Lake county.
How about II. Managers chAyken and
Griffith? Come on, Sporting Editor.
help arrange the game which all sport
loving fans want to see.
4 HAMMOND FAN
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17

and meet some OF the strongest oppo-
sition of the season from the Hawk
eyes at Iowa City. Coach Paulson is
working his men hard for this event
Won Rernuth- VINO recAntly returned TO
Purdue, has called for freshman
wrestiers and the yesrlings are turn
ing out in force presaging a more sea-
soned OUTFIT for next year. The swim
mers meet I. U. at Bloomington.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
gY LARRY GEORGE

IN game that featured fast, short
passing offense. the East Chicago Dod-
gers had an easy time of ii in sink
ting q 27 to victory aver the Whiting
Eioernians last Thursday night at the
Whiting high school gym.
The Dodgers registered from every
angle of the place while the Hioernians
could find the ring for only three par-
ke-s. Tie ball was in Dodgels territory
most of tbs time. This was due To
the weak DEFENSE OF the Whiting out
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
HUSTLERS WIN.

The rc-organized Hustlers defeated
the Lutheran Jrs. at the new Lutheran
gym TO the tune OF % to O. The game
was featured by the teamwork OF the
Hl9tle-s. The HusiIers are under
new management and would like
games with teams AYERS ging 10 20
f10 pounds The Hustsers have two
cams, one 8 10 pouni team and the
Their l20 pounds FOR games phone
II 4e70-J anS ask for John
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
MALLEADLES BEAT
NORTH SIDE A. c.

The wannsr MallearIe Iro utPlay-
90 the North side A. G. 4dnesday
evonins 70 the tune OF 53-1f, the half
ending with the MANNERS leading 2A-s.
Miller. right forward. played a good
game for the losers. making neld
baskets and sinking free throws.
The Presbyterian team defeated the
wanner seconds IN the preliminary.
ts-s.
The crack MaIleabie Iron quintet
Mays The K. =. Us Friday at East
Chicago. Score:
~evzurxx axx>xa a - f9-l
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
Freak 800 Game Is
Rolled by Toledoan

TOLEDO. Feb t7-what. is
claimed az record feat n bowling
vas the perfect score towled By sid
sl4s,n man CT tails city il a match
game here last night. Rolling enc
oa-l vita his righ. hand ahG the
next with eis left Sherman knock
"a down twelve straight strikes
re IS normally right-handed. Off
calls 81 the American Bowling Con
grass now here preparing for the
- r. c. tournament TO start Febru-
ary "a, say they never heard of
like performances Sherman is an
entrant in the tournament.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17

fore wishes TO extend an open challenge
20 any team averaging not more than
l3O pounds II Lake county. The sea-
son il coming 10 close so managers
get busy ard call Ghas. r. Liesenfelr.
~ state IT., OF phone PSI Hammond.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17

That Waffle Pipp, Yankee hrst
baseman, is slated TO wear diff
ferent uniform the coming season
is the runnor now. And ore tip 10
he is 70 be traded 10 the White
Soz fer Arnos Strunk. former Ata-
leeic star. Babe Ruth viii play
first when he is reinststed, 'eis
said, Huggins hoping 20 get Az
otter ou1fe'de- 70 Ell Babes placs
II tbs .garaen
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
OPEN CHALLENGE.

OF Hammond mas been playing teams
away above it's actual average and there
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PAGE

Saturday evening at tae LlaiayStts
school, when the Coionisis play the
Chicago Heights quintet besides the
regular contest Manager Ciayhen hae
booked one CT the beat preliminary
games or the Season wksH Cue Lies~
zen's Columbia A. c. teara will do bat
tie with the C4lumeA A. c. ave froHn
East Chicago. both OF these clubs
nave o good record ehis year and the
vast Hammond players will do thesv
utmost 20 win. The Coluncfaa hare
after will play sii the pFsIsn1 games
for the Cslonlais and II IL probable
hat tho Ct. Joseph team will play the
boys from scross the line next Thurs
day before TIA Gcsonisl-Crown Point
contest.
Dc DID Lo<s ss oehsraa
Voting was n new thing 70 ore ScrrA
side matron, who. when asked wheth-
er her husband had voted. replied:
~Tes, he was away from the city. 90
be used the 'ahssnt-rinded' vote"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17

Peferes-Carnavich. Scorer--K am
nnerer. ". s. fan. Timex eeper-worth
~ g. fan.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
BRITTON PICKED TO
TRIM DAVE SHADE

NEW YORK. Feb. l7.--That vel
come prop 81 fatteniMg lightweight
the welterweight Glass; will becorn
active tonight in Madison Sauar
Garden, when Jack Britton. the veter-
an champion. steps out to defend his
laurels against Dave Shade of Cali
forn.a. The champion is rated a Ia
vorite. Benny Leonard. the light
weight boss, will be q ring side spec
tstor In order that he may become
better acquainted with the winner
whom he expects to meet before The
grass grows very green. The welter-
weight bout is not tanning the fame
that Leonsrds engagement with Rocky
Kansas blew up last week, but the
house st least will oe fail and tbs
boys viii pull dcwn 8 good purse.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-17
Columbia Records
DANCES

Ty-Tss (Tahiti) Fox-Trot
Eddie Elkins' Orchestra ASS
When Buddha Smiles Fox 75<
Trot Eddie Elleins' Orchestra
Granny Fox-Trot
The Cclunlbians
She Loves Me, She Loves Me 40
Not from The Perfect 4of
Fool Medley Fox-Trot
The Cclumbisns
Dapper Dan Foz-Trot
Enicxerbocker Orchcstra
WANT You Morning, Noon 40
And Night Medley Fox Trot 1o'
Knickcrbocker Orchestra
When Francis Dances With
Me Medley Waits :.
Princes Dance Orchestra A-oz
Loves Ship Intro. Say You'll 81
Be Mine"
Princes Dance Orchestra
The Sheik Fox Trot
Ray I.iilier snd His Black and
White Melody Eioys A.v
Weep No More (Ady Nanny ~,
Fox-Trot
Ray Miller and His Black and
White Melody Boys
Ma Intro. When the Hcncy-
moon Was Over" Medley
Fox-Trot A-54
Ted Lewis and Fiis Band IS
Birair1i Bay Fox Trct
Ted Lewis and His Band
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
President Polk Sails
With Santa on Board
Captain Mclean Promises TO
Play ST. Nick on the
High Seas

With a Christmas tree for each Of
the three cabins, a supply OF toys for
the children aboard and an extra quan-
tity Of turkeys for the Yuletide feast,
the President Polk, OF the United
United States Lines. sailed yesterday
for Queenstown, Plymouth, Cherbourg
and London. Captain W. l.. Mclean
volunteered bis services az Santa Claus
for the children before the liner de-
parted from her Hoboken pier.
Among the passengers we're Mrs. II.
G. Van Winhe, a lieutenant In the
Washington police force. Of which she
has been q member for a number Of
years. She Is accompanied by Miss II.
seholeld. d member Of the same or
ganizat!on. The two women arcSto be
the guests Of Lord and Lady Astor in
London, where they will discuss pre-.
yentive measures for the protection Of
girls. Later they will tour Europe TO
make survey Of the Continental po-
lice methods and confer with police
officials IN the larger cities.
+. +. Cushman. the ships puTser, and
Or. J. Z. Jungman, ships surgeon, were
two sorrowful passenger. They were
just married and had to leave their
brides behind.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Gifts SsUamp ChiIdren's Ward,
But SantaS Haze Much to Do
Crippled Boys ard Girls at Bellevue Assured Joyous
Christmas by Scores Who Answer Plea in The
Tribune: Overflow Is Directed to Less Fortunate

Late yesterday afternoon x. y. Kalb-
fetish called Bellevue. Il saw the story
IN The Tribune" ne said, "and want
20 do something" lie Is waiting for the
hospital 20 tell what Is needed by she
children. but IL IS probable he viii be
requested 20 offer his git 10 ono Of the
adults wards
A money order FOR S45 accompanied
a note written 90 The Tribune by Miss
Constance II. Cralgie. Of t62 West
145th Street, with a wish that the
money be used as a Santa Claus for
the fifteen cIipples. The order repre-
sents the combined contributions from
several Of Miss Craigie's associates in
one Of the departments OF large
downtown financial institution. 10 was
forwarded % Bellevue.
Tho disabled boys and girls In The
Ncponsit Beach Hospital ct RocksWay
Park would appreciate such Christ
mss as Ward II will have. Mr. OHan-
Ion said. They are confined TO their
beds or wheel chairs. and the sight Of
toys or candy for their very own would
relieve immoasurably tho sorrow Of
knotted joints and withered limbs.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Holiday Mail MOring
Freely at All Points

IRON The Triture's wosiksg;os BarssH
WASHINGTON, Dec. 20. -
There Is no congestion Of Christ
mas mails at any point in the
United States, the Postofice De-
partment was advised to-day in
telegraphic reports from the rail-
way mail service divisions into
which the country is divided.
Marked improvement in the oper-
alton Of trains is reported. Heavy
increases in holiday mail are re-
ported from many division points.
OF conditions in the New York
division, the departments tele-
gram said: "No congestion in
terminals in and around New
York City nor at Albany, Bing-
hampton, Buffalo, Philadelphia
and Harrisburg. Weather condi-
tions SO far favorable to prompt
distribution and dispatch Of
mails"
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21


Fifteen little crippled children Will
be cfammod full Of All the Christmas
they can carry, and the overflow Of
presents and good wishes TO be heaped
upon orthopedie Ward II will spread
happiness over other aisles Of white
beds In Bellevue Hospital. All day yes
terday the telephone in the Office Of
the hospitals superintendent, George
0'Hanlon. brought responses 90 n story
which appeared in The Tribune on
Tuesday and one question, What can
We do to help the poor children we
read about?' ,
Dozens Of offers have been received
so FAR, as we'll as checks. So numerous
have the volunteers been that Mr.
O'Hanlon suggested 20 each new voice
way 10 divert the spirit OF Christmas
into other wards besides the orthopedic.
which now is overstockcd with holiday
cheer. Most Of the sympathetic strsn-
gers were willing 70 cooperate with
the superintendent, but where checks
we're mailed expressly for Ward II
they will be used in that division.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Eight Union Trainmeni Leaders
Arc Convicted of Conspiracy

Los ANGELES. Dee. 20. -- Eigh.
union trainmcn leaders wero convicted
Of conspiracy TO obstruet Interstate
commerce for their activities in con-
neetion with n STRIFE last August
against the Santa re by verdict OF a
Jury in the United States District
Court here to-day.
In this strike about twenty trains
we're abandoned i'm the California
Arizona desert, leaving the passengers
stranded. Sentence viii be imposed
next Tuesday.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
school Workshops
Turn Out Toys for
Hospital Children
1000 Gifts Made by Pupils
of Materials Given by the
Iunior Red Gross; Santa
Needs Aid in the City

w.,.bv girl, and boys in the work
- ,hs New York public schools,
- ,svs have been contributed to
.rs-., in hospitals and public nurs-
y. throughout the city. There are
~ -, ~ wood that swing on bars,
II ~ooden geese on wheels, euddly
....sl rabbits and eOlOred windmills
.l,a,s ,ss very young all made by
~, ,h,lsreu as part Of their re-
- - x,ort,hop and sewing periods.
=. S.,',. ...,,risls were given by the Junior
~ =, c-o.s and it was in the offices Of
-. ~. ,,r.piratlon, isi Livingston
s,-.... e., brooklyn, that the toys we're
si,DisyeS yesterday. ,o.. u.;u go
its' .sjiSyen Of former service men
% .os rs,,snts IN the veterans hos
wno t'' ~ ths soldiers themselves, the
pnais;; sSvdrsn will send gift boxes
sghoV' 49,, hsve filed with hosiery,
Nniea ~ cs,sies and cigarettes. The
nssSlss and cakes we're mace N tne
S.-s,tle science classes OF the schools.
~. - ebildrcn's gift boxes, sweets
!. =" ths sbsps Of fantastic animals are
'aSiuosSrd ggosreds Of letters from children
- hesu received in tho last week at
salvation Army Headquarters, 122 West
Tosyieenth Street. Some OF them were
,,sSe public yesterday and Commis-
Toner Estill announced that any one
vho wished 10 play Santa Claus TO the
children could examine the originals
4. the Army Offices.
Host Of the communications are writ
.,n in the strained and unlcttered hand
y young child, while many OF then
sre fuli Of unconscious humor which !,
tsushinR. The palm for brevity goes q
Joks, a Ninth Avenue lad, who wrote
sDear Sauta--Peneil sharpner, bugle
6elin, wagon, small car, telephone
boots."
Isothsr boy. after a considerable lis
4 bis wishes and a detailed account u
n, family hardships during the year
htlared his mother had "had four op
cations and one kidney"
One little fellow asked for gifts foi
N grandmother and uncle. and ended
81 saying that 1f you have a doll FOL
Margaret, Richie and me don't wan
ssything."
fbs national headquarters OF th,
csrp Fire Girls, 81 East Seventeenth
st,st announced yesterday that II.
Tnstmss toy pile for tuberculai
,lnSrsn and children Of tuberculsl
vr,nss is smaller than II has been II
10 wears. An urgent appeal was sent
on for more toys and IL was said tha'
NV or used articles or money with
which to buy them were equally
,eesptable.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Marine Engineers Plan
To Bolt ALL. on Subsidy
fingered at COmpers's Fight on
Ship Bill While They Are
Ont nf Work

fEnai Of secession from the Ameri-
aa Fsdsration Of Labor because Of
IA organizations opposition TO the
ti1 Subsidy was made yesterday by
~ Marine Engineers Beneficial Asso-
eiton through Thomas B. Healy, the
Glons business manager.
Tie organization says it has a mem
hsshlp OF $4,000 marine engineers,
srployed on ell classes Of ships.
Action for the withdrawal from the
Alteration would be taken by the ma
fhs engineers Ct their annual national
pbyention, 70 be held in Washington
rsIs month, Mr.. Healy said. He pre-
lifted that q resolution 20 that effect
would be adopted unanimously.
aThe marine engineers union" he
al6 "has for years been one OF the
most loyal organizations in the Ameri-
ean Federation Of Labor, but we have
become thoroughly disgusted over the
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Carries Cloth for Russians
Mount Clay Takes First Ship
meut of 10000 Packages

The Mount Clay, Of the United
American Lines. will sail to-day. for
Hamburg carrying more than million
yards Of American textiles to clothe
suffering Russians who arc now fac
ing the rigors Of winter The cargo
is the first consignment Of cloth 20
meet the requisition for 10000 indi-
vidual clothing packages 20 be sent
abroad by the American Relief Admin
istration.
The cargo will be transshipped 70
Moscow from Hamburg by the quickest
available route. Other shipments will
follow regularly and in sufficient
quantities to keep warehouses con.
stantly supplied TO fill the orders foI
relatives Of Russians.
The goods TO be sent on the Mount
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

There was a party for tho children yes
terday afternoon and for the grown
people In the evening. Tomorrow Of
tcrnoon n reserved for the Nursery
School, the Music School will be en-
tertaincd in tho evening at s o'clock,
and a little ,ater the Dramatic Club,
made up Of working men and women.
will give a drama in Italian and a
comedy in English.
a group Of children viii sing Christ
mas carols on Christmas Eve through
out ;he Washington and Sheridan
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

eomplets Alien linz or Radiator
Covers and Tirs Caser az leadlng dealers
everywhere.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

For ths added convenience OF Christ
mas Shoppers wo have arranged 70
take care OF retail trade az our
Mandatory. is West Gist Street
Locomobile Building. Just OF Broad
way. whore immediate delivery can
b had sor cars of every make.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

federation's policy opposing the ship
subsidy and are going TO withdraw.
Thousands Of marine engineers are
out Of employment because there is no
ship subsidy, yet the federation has
persistently ignored their interests.
Why more than 900 American ships
should continue 20 lie idle merely to
please the American Federation Of
Labor is more than we --r see.'
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

OPEN House for tho benefit Of the
Greenwich House Music School. In the
cast will be Easton, Cigll and Seottl.
Bird $. Colcr will appear a. Father
Kniekcrbocker az a Christmas party for
foundlings 70 be held this afternoon AZ
o'clock 40 the New York Nursery and
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

squares district. and on Christmas
Day win sing in the ehildren's ward a.
So. vineents Hospital. Mrs. N. X.
Simkhoyiteh. in charge Of Greenwich
House, announced that on December %
there will be a matinee performance OF
MADAME Butterfly" az the Metropolitan
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

Chlld's Hospital. sixty.nrst Street and
Amsterdam Avenue. Hs will aid IN dis
tributing gifts 70 about 200 children
who will attend with their foster
mothers.
Dr. Jesse r. sammls, director Of the
pediatrlc star, viii be Santa Claus.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
Greenwich House Begins
Series of ChrisimasP Parties
Children and GrOwn.Ups In.
joy SepR. nfe Entertainments;
Others Are Planned

Tho contribution OF Greenwich
House. q Barrow Street. 70 the Christ
mas season Is separate party for
each generation In The noighborhood.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21
PRICE $500

Complete. ready 20 attach. Easy % pu,
on--no working paris 70 set out Of order
NO upkeep.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-21

Clay include 64s.O0O yards OF muslin
FOR underwear, $4,000 yards OF flannel
for mems shirts and women's waists
and 16s, ,622 yards OF linings for suits.
clothing purchased here by friends and
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1922-01-26
New Use for Antique Eons.

Good morning" said an English
housewife TO her grocer. "I'd like an
other dozen O them eggs you sent me
yesterday"
Folks like 'em, ehY" observed the
shopman.
"Never mind the folks" she retort-
ed. 81 want 'em for a special pur-
pose. They're going to get me let of
on a quarters rent"
Indeed Are you going to offer
your landlord some appetizing pam
cakes2"
mot exactly" she replied. "You
see it's this way. He's comm round
this morning for the money, so If 1
crack 'em and hide EN- In our back
yard, it's ten to one he'll cry quits
about the rent, thinkln' It's the
drains. Boston Transcript.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1922-01-26
M0THERI MOVE
CHlLD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Hurry, motherl Even a sick child
loves the 'fruity" taste Of california
Fig Syrup" and it never fails to open
the bowels. A teaspoonful today may
prevent a sick child tomorrow. If con-
stipated, bilious, feverish, fretful, has
cold, collie, or IL stomach is sour,
tongue coated, breath bad, remember a
good cleansing of the little bowels is
often all that is necessary.
Ask your druggist for genuine "Call-
fornia Fig Syrup" which has directions
for babies and children Of all ages
printed on bottle. Motherl You must
say california or you may get an
imitation fig syrup.-Advertise
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1922-01-26
His Authority.

Some tourists who were being driv-
en- through the Yosemite valley asked
the driver If he knew how old the big
trees were.
"Sure l know" he answered.
"How old are they, then2"
"Three thousand and six years. goln
on three thousand and seven"
"How do you know the number so
exactly?"
"Well, there was a smart yOrng
woman out here from Boston, and she
said they was three thousand years
old, and as that was little over six
years ago they must be goin' on three
thousand and seven now."--Harper's
Magazine.