The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-04-02
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M the Country next Week"
said the elderly Society
Bird TO her little Chick. "Us to
tho Summary Hosiery for a bang
up Suite at a Per Die-n Rate that
will put a large Crimp into Papa's
Income for 1922. You are now st
the Pin-Feather Period. and
Mother must teach you how TO
Fly. have been giving q lot Of
Hard Thought to the Man Game
for. 10. these many Moons, and,
without passing myself any fra
grant Cluster OF Green Peas, 1
think I am Next.
Every Woman Of Experience
has q private Rogue's Gallery.
She can give you a Line on the
whole Bunko Brotherhood from
Sammy the Sophomore up to the
Decrepit old Has-Been who wants
to hold your Hand because you
look SO much like his Daughter.
Taking tho whole Outfit. from
Seventeen to Seventy, I may add
that they are the grandest Bunch
Of Shell-W Workers that ever oper-
ated.
You are q Nero Child Of 10,
with q Baby Stare and a Simple
Faith in Mankind, and you are
due to be Strung unless you Cop
per about four-thirds of all that Is
whispered to you. There will be
enough Hot Air wasted around
that Hotel this Summer to keep a
Fiat Building nice and warm all
next Winter. It behooves you to
be Foxy. otherwise you will be en-
gagged to 20 many at one time that
you will get twisted in your Rook-
Keeping and everyday your
System. You must not be chummy
with any Gentleman until you
have known him at least Two
Days"
mo doubt I shall make many
Miscues," said Isabelle, and yet
I am willing to Experiment"
II suppose you understand that
in order to be strong with the
various Kinds that win be on yolr
Trail you must learn t. be
q Quick Change Artist" said
Mother. For instance, there Is
tho Spring Lamb. just home from
College. When he walks along
the veranda It sounds like q Team
going over . Bridge. If ono CT
those Squads should begin to pur-
sue you, what would you do?"
IL am so inexperienced I hard
~ know what to say" replied lit
tie Isabelle. IT think. however.
that I should tie = large Can to
him, unless there was horrible
Shortage IN tho Supply and had
to throw in . few Understudies.
AZ . rule. tho pink-faced Collesian
II q little shy on Collateral ard
moro or less of a Dummy on any
Topic except Himself.
Tho way to make a Ten-Str.ke
with him Is to feel his Muscles and
tell him how well his Clothes fit.
II you jolly him up for three Of
four Days you may get . nice
Photograph Of him. and then he
will bone you for one In Return
and nail II up in his Den and tell
all the other Johnniss that you are
crazy about him. The Trouble
with the Glad College Youth 10
that he has been plucked . little
too soon. Besides, I don't think
q Man starts in to BE- Good Com
pany until he IL past 25."
And some Of them have a few
Points to pick up after they pass
S." added Mother. you seem TO
b. wise to the very Young Kind.
How about the Bachelor with the
Tremolo Voice who wants to cit
about six inches away from you
all tho time and look you straight
In the nys and tell you that Afs
was q Desert until he bumped into
your"
That's Shs Time 10 hang cut
ne Red LAntsrn," replied Daugh-
ter. "T'vs been cut among 'em
emily two Ssasens. but I've taken