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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

The Christmas bazaar Of the KEY.
stone Congregational church viii b.
held Thursday. December Z. at the
church. East bist and Ksys,ons
place.
The various booths will bs
under the direction 81 the follow.
ing committees
Fancy work. Mrs. Prank schlisos
and Mrs. Hopper: aprons. Nrs
Ridgeway. Mrs. Booth ana Mrs
Kenney. caps. Mrs. zaeb and Mrs.
Ida Mitchell; flowers. Mira Wilson.
Mrs. Dillon and Mrs. Lsbateau.
Candy viii be on hsie By the
young ladies' OF the Christian In.
deavor. while Mrs. Myers. Mrs. San.
ders and Mrs. Mcdonald will have
charge Of the food booth. Mrs. J.
waltsrsdorf win conduct the fish
pond.
4 chicken dinner will BE- served
AZ o'clock under the supervision
OF Mrs. Walter Mitchell. Mrs. "
Hallum. Mrs. Swanson. Mrs Mad
son. Mrs. Bos suipks. Mrs Allen
and Mrs Watts
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CLUBS FOR FRIDAY


neacon IAN PIT. A. will meet Fri.
day. December 3. at 7sb Mr. Carl
~ Adams. principal OF the Lincoln
high school viii speak ON "piay
spirit In schools Me - II Painter
of the community service win give a
talk on "Recreational Need and How
20 Meet It." Representatives u the
American Legion will talk ON "Edu'
cation" Demonstrations by Camp
fire Girls aud boy scouts, commu.
nifty singing. led by Mr., H. II Vivian,
viii conclude the meeting
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Kansas Mnu,rn,. Club

The Kansas womsn's club will
meet Friday December :. for q
MONDAY luncheon with Mrs. J. l..
Allen. case Maynard ave Mrs o.
y. Tufnry, Mrs. l. y. Bow. Mrs.
l.. u Msskin. assisting hos'ssses.
The program win be in charge OF
Mrs. g } Mooney
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Tho Seward Social and Literary
club viii meet Friday. December I.
st the home OF Mrs. A H. Plough.
Mrs. Aust and Mrs. oaston. host
essea This IL tho annual gift and
thimble day.
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White shrlnn IhImhln Club

The white shrine Thimble club
viii meet with Mrs. Adelina Shelby.
1915 v. Jefferson at, Friday. Deeem.
bsr 3. at 10 n. M. 10 4 .. m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Recreation committee Of the Seat
tie council OF Parent Teacher ansocia.
lions viii meet ia board rooms. Fri
day. December 3. at $50 .. m. Mrs.
". Il Mardscn. president OF Whittier
4 r. A.. in charge. AiaH Jessie Asr.
rick. speaker.
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AlkI Community Committee 10 Give
Two Dances

The AMI Community COMMITTEES.
composed 81 the following ladlss.
Mrs A. y Behutt. chairman: Mrs.
". y King. Mrs. G. X Rogers. Mrs.
NJ. A. wilkins. MA. George A.
Smith. ArH. r. -. Baker and Mrs.
John ventsrs. have arranged two
dancing parties 20 be given in this
AK Community hail. on December
3 and December is The proceeds
will be used for the community
Christmas tre. 20 be held December
~. Children ars asked 10 bring
sifis Of clothing or food for unfor.
tunste children.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

A benefit bridss tea will be given
by governing board Of the Rosemary
Club for oiris. AZ the new clubhouse.
1915 Union at. Friday. December Q.
at =. IN.
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Bachelors Holiday Hop

The Bachelor club has Invitations
out for holiday hop in the Masonic
Temple Saturday evening. Decem-
Der 9.
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WOMEN'S CLUBS


Palm Circle No 90. y. Of W. viii
have n silver tea AZ the home OF
Neighhor Grace Sinclair. itib Minor
ave. Friday. December =. from 2 un.
~ y. M. The proceeds VIII 40 TO
the Neighbour Of Woodoraft home.
Members ana friends invited To at.
tend. Take any Pike vi car To Minor
ave.
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ADDITIONAL CLUBS


The Mothers Club Of Phi Kappa
Pal fraternity will hold its regular
monthly meeting NJ the chapter
house Tuesday. December IL. ~ 2
.. m. All mothers ana wives urged
20 attend
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George Washington Foundation
Iund Home

The ladies' auxiliary 10 the Oeof
Washington Foundation will emit
tain with a card party Friday eve
ing. December :. at the scottish ftii
temple. Harvard ave. and nroadwai
whist. bridge and five hundred 81
be played and there will be a faN,
for each table. as we'll az six gonein
prizes The proceeds VIII aid Ia "a,
nishing a Masonic home for ofphu
children. which u located al ifi.
Third ave n. Tickets may be 90
tained at the door
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Queen Anne High School PIT. A.
viii meet Friday. December a. al
80 p m fof short business meet
ing. A. ana there will ba a musical
program followed by a reception 20
Miss winona Bailey. teacher OF Lat.
In. who recently returned from Eu'
rope Mlar Bailey Will give an H.
Illustrated talk ON Vacation IN Con.
staniinopls and Greece Parents
hnd friends IN the community invited
The meeting viii be held IN the
library OF the school.
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LBridae Tea

Mrs. Harry Eyer Counts win en-
terrain with a bridge tea Friday aft.
ernoon at her horne. Five tables
have been arranged.
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broadway IIlrh school Pr. A.

The broadway High School PIT. A.
will Join with the faculty Of the
school Ia giving Back 10 Sohoor
program Friday evening. Deoembcr
q. at s o'clock. All patrons OF tho
school urged 10 attend.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

olympic View PIT. A. will meet
at the school Friday. December 3.
at .. m. The program will be
given by the pupils. Refreshments
will be served.
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F1rst Presbyterian Church Ba1aar

The first Presbyterian church Will
hold bazaar Thursday. December
7. Each circle from a 10 w viii
have a booth There will be on sal.
fancy work. linens, toys. dolls and
deilcatesssn daiDtiss. Queen Anns
circle will servo the dinner On
Thursday evening at O'Clock.
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Supper at Boulevard Inn

Mr.. and AIRS. Henry Frederick en-
mkertained Saturday evening at the
sziBoulevard Inn with u supper compli
7ylnenting Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Arm
wG1ronE. OF The Man Who Came
q Back- company. Invitations were
ti>lmtted to the university friends OF
Mr. Armstrong.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Lsschi PIT. A. will observe Eduea'
tional week NJ the school, Friday.
December :. at 4 D. m. Speakers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Tho Central Mission study club Of
the Y W. G. A will hold It's next
meeting on Friday. December 3. a;
10 a. m. In the Bible room Of the
association Tho suhlec, Of study for
IN. day will bs chapter VI. ''improv.
ms Race Reiationn-
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Mrs.. G,tie Luncheon

Mrs. r. Hester Guie compliment
- DR.. Minnie Burden with lunch
| con Of twelve covers at her home
thts afternoon.
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Native Daughters Of Warrington

Princess Angeline parlor No, 2. ~.
". will hold card party aud
sals on the evening OF December
Ht naftnaii'n cafeteria. Second aud
iadison All native daughters and
lends aro invited
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Women of Moossheari Legion
Ifnxaar

The Women OF Mooneheart Legion.
happier ~. whose activity ana work
for tho bottofment OF many hun.
fed children OF Moosahoart. wiz
ohd an all day bazaar on Friday.
december \. az the Moose temple.
chicken dinner viii be served nj
20 y. m. followed by dancing az .
lock. The chairman and her com.
tee cordially invite friends and
ose interested In benevolent work.
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woman's Century Club

Friday. Decrnbef :. The llteraiutre
and travel department OF tho Won
ans Century club will NEE; at the
Y. W. c. A. at II a. m. Mrs. O. A.
Stanton will talk on The Chinese
Drama and Novel" and Mrs. y. r.
Harris on Picking"
Tho AmoricsniEation department
will convene tho Same dry at is1o
p. m. at the Y. ". &. A. The rcRu.
lar meeting viii be held Friday. a; :
.. m. at the \. W. G. A At !
o'clock Mrs. T.. H. Nelson viii talk
on The Passion Play" illustrated
with strrcopticon views.
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concord ana south parh Pr. A.

Concord and South Park PIT. A.
viii celebrate Dads Night" Friday.
December =. at Oh. Concord school.
Business meeting a. 7 . m.
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Nelrhhnr. nf ,Ycodcrnft

N.ighborn ~ woodoraft VIII slys a
silver tea Friday. December 4. from
20 8 y. IN. At 1915 Minor ave Do
nations for Woodcraft home.
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Alph Auxiliary

Alpha auxiliary viii hold IT, regh
lar meeting Friday. December 8, al
the old X OF y hall Nomination
and election Of officers Mcmbef
requested 90 attend
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Mcdonald PIT. A.

Under the auspices Of the Amer
lean Legion and the Mcdonald r..
+ a. a meeting will be held In the
assembly room OF the school Thurs.
day evsninx. December 7. at 7ss ..
m Captain Priest will preside and
Miss Hansen will lnad the oommun.
ity singing stephen y. Chadwick
will HI~ak on why the American
Legion n Interested In tho School"
Public invited. Refreshments will
bs served
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

The Phi Delta Mothers club VIZ
meet Friday. December 8. AT y. m.
az the fraternity house
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Got. Ellsworth Circle

The Ladies u Cot Ellsworth circle
No 81. viii hold their annual meet.
ms Friday. December ! Lunch will
be served ~ aoon Election OF Off.
GERS for the year vii be- held.
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DrIllsh.Amerioan Association

The regular meeting Of the
British American association viii be
held IN the Pine Arts hall. 1913
Fourth ave. Friday evening, De
cembar O. There will be a bring
and Buy" sale al o. N. strangers
and visitors Of British birth invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Tho Schubert club will meet F'rl.
day. December =. nj ~ o'clock. a, the
homo ~ Mrs Fannie A. Skinner,
z30s y sgth 81
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

University chatsnaua win meet
al the homo Of Mrs T. NJ Tucker
ts5i tAtona ave. Friday. December
.. al J p. m. The frat three chap
tors In the book Queen Victoria.
BY Lytton spraehey viii be taken
W, Response 20 roll call will b.
quotations from Tsnnyson.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07
- Engagement Of Mr.. Frere
~ hdmDneg Announced

4 Mrs. Francis l.. Robbins of Green.
ma1eld. Mass. has announced the en-
management OF her daughter. MIS-
MARY Alice Robbins. 30 iouaFu
hafSrcre Champncy q SAL Francisco.
iaron OF tho hate Mr.. and Mrs, James
poWells ChAmpney OF this city Miss
choSoboins Is sister Of Dean Robbins
b. the Cathedral OF ST John tho ID.
aptinc Of philadelphia. Mr.. Champney
dis graduate OF Harvard and OF the
w<BeAux Arts in Paris.
hi1 Mr.. champncy until recently has
<nnade his homo in this city. He
eun now In San Francisco. where he
klaur TO remain indefinitely,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

stdRs. HuGH WILSON MCREERy
- and her daughter. Mrs Beverly
nv fsrnon Hancock, are entertaining
ttith a bridge OF fve tables Saturday
< ttcrnoon. December so, az the home
y Mrs. Mccreery. in compliment to
Iou.tsxs Mary Small whose marriage to
ifaarir. Edward Henry Lennon. Jr., viii
rake place January Il.
-. A miscellaneous shower will be an
\ fIovddca compliment and at o'clock
Iere additional guests have been invited
tne or tea.
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In[oCeattls
! Dociety

uu2ridge Tea and Miscel-
loaeoas Sholcer wa
:. Complement Miss Mary
] Small, Informal Llnch-
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ionia Chapter No. iit. O y y
Sewing club. wili meet Friday. 10
ecfnber 4. at lao o. m, with MrH
u. A. Alssmns. at ssss Greenwood
ave
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Ballard ". q. T. q.

Ballard W. c. r. q. win meet with
Mrr. T. w, Hauff. s75s W. ssth ct
Friday. December .. at , p m. Mrs
Lillian Vincent. state president. vii
talk on the national and world con
ventlona
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

from visit Of several weeks In San
frapcisoo and Isos Angeles, who're
ahs attended surgical and medical
clinics.
Mr.. John w. Eddy ier, Tuesday for
New York. 20 aail later for Europe.
where he Will toln Mira Eddy and
family In Paris
MFR. and Mira G. " Thomas. OF
Vancouver. ~ g. are tho guests Of
Capt. James Urifnthk
Mrs Louis Fisher Boynson. Of
Lake Cheian. Ia Visiting haf parents.
Mr. and Mra. II. G. Peters. al tho
Moore hotel
Mr. and Mrs. u. n. Hughes are re
ceiving congratulations on the birth
OF son at rrovidsncs hospital DO.
conber }.
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~. Clement. Parish Basaar

81 Clements parish viii have
bazaar at thr Parish house. Friday
December 4. beginning a, ? y. IN.
Fancy articles. candy and dslicat~s'
sen daintie. will be- offered for sale
Al sIs . M. dinner viii be served
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Chapter 40. y. y. o.. meets Fri.
day evening. December 8. at o'clock
with Mrs Cora - How. bTso i7th
ave ~ e.
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Capitol W c. T. u. are cordially
invited 10 attend a reception 10 be
given In honor OF the nsw ssats
officers. Tuesday. December II. AT
the Y. W G. A al ? p. m.
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JanlisoH TO Gipe
Informal Affair

sse Mrs. Earl Jamlson Is entertaining
,,..sxsth an informal bridge luncheon for
.,-,sixht Friday afternoon az her home.
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Runuiax. Sale

Delta Gamma sorority will have .
rummago saio Friday and Saturday
December and :. At 1911 Third ave
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ansora Groito

Angota Crutta viii give ia third
dance % Tho snanou. In Masonic
Temple. Friday. December $.
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La BOheme Music Club

La Boheme Music club will give It's
first evening musicale OF the season
Friday. December s. at the home OF
Mrs. Albert Parks. 730s vashon ri.
The club Will be assisted by Miss
6ldelia Burgess. pianist. and Mr.. Rob
ert Bradley. baritone.
The following program will be pre-.
scented:
Ia Bohsms Chorus
The Lonely Pine ..... Rachmaninofs
IAN Indian Lullaby ..........
4.@+++......... Mrs r. a. A. Beach
Mrs Harry Cone. director
"Air OF saioms" from "Berodiadsa
AZ Nv ns,ov.s. $500. m s.,ss,ss
NJ. 'os = r r..,..'' 'stiekiss
Hymn to the sun. .Rimsky -KcrsAkoff
.erssr as'zas ,.,,., Pente
Miss winifrsd Bateman
my Heart Is Weary from MA
oesehaA .+s..-..+ss..t... Thomas
Invocation" ......+....... D'HardsIot
Miss Margaret Search
Violin oblisato, Miss Bateman
~Romanza" from "cavaiisria Rus
ficana" ................. Maaca8ni
mi chfamano Mimi from LA
Boheme" ............ puoofni
Mrs Violet Mckay Bail
baritone
'Monologo" from Andrea chsnisr''
.ss..+............... GiordanI
ID Pr0veBza u mar from La
Travail ......s- s.+....s. Verdi
Aastinata" $50. RuRgisr0 Lsoncayalio
Mr.. Robert Bradley
'1gze" Observation-Disclosures anr1oweli
ocndHHifd' ...-.........s.... Richter
4ht Essle' s-.-..ss. 49,. sMacDowell
Miss sideiia Burgess
Chorus
Ashes Of RosesY ........ Woodrnan
Beauteous Morn" .......... German
Accompanists, Mrs. Helen wilkins Bar
wick, Mrs. Lulu Shepard johnson and
Miss Eleanor Hilton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-12-07

Miss Ruth Lennon plans to leave
early IN January for visit In San
Frnncisco.
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Mrs James Garfield Eddy. Of Ev
erstt. Ia spending a few days with
Mrs. Donald Barnes
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-16
Well known Farmer
OF Mandan Dies

Gus e. Menke, aged Ga, well known
farmer and former resident of Man
dan, was drowned Sunday evening in
Square Butte creek at point Is miles
northwest of the city. !
Mr.. Menke left his home and start
ed to walk to the farm of his brothel-
in-law, Albert Brandenburg. he 1all
cd to return.
This morning a search was made for
him and his body was found tloatins
in Square Butte creek.
Coroner j. X. Kennedy was called
and investigated the death. 1t was
plainly evident that he had been walk.
ing along the bank of the creek when
it either gave way with him or ne
missed his footing in the dark and
fell down the steep bank into the
water. Footprints showed where he
had gone over the bank. The creek
vt the point where he was drowned
mas hole from 12 to 15'feet deep. 1t
is believed that he may have struck
some object in his fall which dazed
him and that with the shock of ths
chill water, made him unable to reach
the shore ~-..
The body was brought to the city
and prerared for burial and the fun
aral services will be held at 1:3o
o'clock "wednesday afternoon from the
Mandan Lutheran church, Rev. C. 7
F'ylling officiating, and interment made
in the Union cemetery.
Gus Menkc was born in Germany
and came to the U. S. A. with his
parents when about s years old. He
settled first in Michigan, thon went to
st. Paul, later to GlendiveI for brief
time and came to ;Mandan about 2S
years ago, He Was employed for
eight years in the Northern Pacific
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-16
ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY Olive Barton Roberts

Nancy and Nick and the Magical
Mushroom listened in amazement at
the Moon-Man's story.
"You see, my dears,' said Mr.. Peer.
about, the Man-in-the-Moon, as he
leaned back comfortably in his rickety
old chair and stroked his beard, "the
moon is different from the earth.
"The things you value on earth we
moon-people don't care about at all.
and the things you throw away down
there we prize highly. t.
"Take our cities, for instance, that
you think are SO wonderful, one built
of carved iceIblocks, another of white
marble inlaid with Jewels, and one
of ivory and pearl.
"They might be called handsome on
the earth, but up here they are slums
where the poorest people live. People
who have nothing to eat but roasts
and cake and fruit and fine sauces,
and nothing to wear but velvets and
satins and embroidefies and faces and
handsome furs live in these cities.
1T is very sad about them, but we
Cdu uO uOCuLlI5 dUOuC ~. 1uc pOOIeI
they get, the more servants and auto
mobiles they have, and the more gold
rolls into their counting rooms. It's
lAard to tell when it will STOP"
But what do the rich people have
lhen?" Nancy couldn't help saying.
Nothing replied the Moon-Man.
Nothing at all. You see, am the
richest man in the moon and l have
nothing at all. Poverty is the most
valued thing here and have that" .
The Twins understood now why Mr..
Peerabout had said they were as vel
come as poverty
Don't you have anything to eat,
even?' asked Nick.
''Oh, yes. Yes, indeed! For break
fast l have crackers and milk, for
luncheon l have milk and crackers,
and for tea l have hackers and erik.
change the name just for variety.
Won't you have some? After that I'll
show you around
(To Be Continued.)
copyright, 1922, NEA Service)
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-16
WOMEN MEN ADMIRE.

Men admire a pretty face, good
figure, but more than all buoyant
disposition and the charm of happy
content. There is no question but
what a light! hearted woman is the JOY
Of a mans life. tut no woman can be
happy and joyful when dragged down
by the ailments that so often develop
headaches, backache, nervousness and
"the blues"
We are continually publishing IN
this paper letters from women wAo
have ben restored to health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound af.
ter doctors and other medicines have
failed to help them. If you are i'll
why not give it trial. Adv.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-16
Daylight saving just makes some
people tired an hour earlier.

Daylight saving just makes some
people tired an hour earlier.
Edgar Allen Poe beat Gladiator at
the Jamaica race track. The pen is
mightier than the sword. r.
The straw lid is budding forth; it
blossoms out-then goes to seed.
It's rocky road to get anywhere.
! When a man gets shot in Chicago
they call it a natural death.
Many bill collector isn't success
full in his calling.
If Dempsey fights Carpenter in
! London, thousands of British will see
their first joke.
Our cook is so hard boiled that
even the kettle sings base.
| These talking movies never will
succeed You won't be able to hear
them for the audience.
A false alarm to boy is when a
house next to the school burns.
"Saw-fish often exceed 20 feet
news item. So do seen-fish; but
caught-fish, never. l
The head Of the transgressor is
hard. FSaa is
| { u q s.. 3 ?
The headline reader thinks Mont
RELY in Porto Rico is volcano.
Russia must have something con-
CRETE" says Tchitcherin. Maybe it's
Russian heads.
It's a toss-up whether women get
Imore with tears or rolling pins.
Indiana minister wants boys to
stop playing marbles and we'll bet
boys want him to stop preaching.
Some of them have movie faces be-
cause they remove them at night.
"Probe War Frauds" ds"-headline.
People just won't leave these second
lieutenants alone. 49, .., ..&
Southern cotton men would like
to "See no weevil. hear no weevil
and think no weevil.'
! Ohio man cut off his wife's hair to
keep her at home; but that will only
make her go out more.
i
In the annual race between weeds
and vegetables, the cabbage is trying
it's best to get a head.
/ New York, we read, has the larg
est floating population in the world.
They're trying to get in the swim.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-16
ALCOHOL

From the mountains near Hickory, N. c., comes
a story of a young fellow, who runs his auto on
moonshine. A copper coil makes his fuel as it is
needed, exploding the vapor before it condenses
into liquid FORM He carries a reserve supply.
How far off is the day when alcohol will take
the place of gasoline? 1t could be dirt-cheap for
it can be made out of anything from potato peel
ings to cornstalks, as home brewers have found
out Il
A big oil company has just bought an inven-
tors formula for s'alco-gas" Keep the name in
mind. You made buy it later.