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The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17
How TO BE Happy Though Married
BY ii. G.. Auer.

HOW 10 De IlNppy Though MuEIleu
BY IL. C. Auer.
BE affectionate at all times.
2-Never talk too much in detail
about anything to her.
3-Make home the place for corn
cob pipes, shirt sleeves and rest.
4Only at breakfast discuss the
duties which face the day.
5-Kiss her as you enter her apart
ment. every morning, and then after
breakfast.
G-The husband, if a professional
man. say a writer, should do his
work at home. An office cramps his
imagination
LET nothing hinder old friend
Ships, male or female.
8-Obey is not essential to. marrl-
age. Never command your WIFE.
9-Live in the same building. But
not in the same apartment.
10-Giye her free rein and she'll
stay in bounds. ~%E-%
Rules That Lead To Married Bliss
BY Mrs. Constance Auer.
Cast aside all maudlin senti-
ment.
2-Tell each other all secrets.
3-Husband and wife should have
separate bank accounts, separate
friends and separate trunks.
4Never meet until evening A wife
isn't always at her best in the morn
ing.
5-Kiss whenever the wife wishes
to.
GA wife should have outside in
terests to keep her mind alert and
interesting.
Keep your old friends.
S-Never curl your hair or pat It.,
or powder before your husband. 1t
looks silly and vain.
9-Insist upon having your own
latchkey and carrying it. ;.
1O-Keep your husband on mile
length rope. But hold tight to the
end.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17

Condemned get national capital pun.
ishment by being chained to Wash.
ington wireless receiver and talked
to death.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17
RAZZIN' TH' RADIO
FOR CONGRESS

Representative Brennan, Detroit,
has aimless wireless idea. Wants TO
set breachloading radio broadcaster In
House and Senate so anybody with
tuning fork can horn. lin to nation saw
ing conversation. As II the alnemploy-
ment situation wasn't bad enough as
Il is,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17
j. A. q. q.
(B, Flat)

High noon. II congressman chant
Honolulu legislation to ukulele accom-
paniment. Harmless wireless quartet
bleats four power treaty. Senators
use tho squeal in pork by interpolating
senseless saxaphone solos in rivers
and harbors appropriation. Good ten
ors run for office on photographic
records. Irving Berlin becomes ma
tional dictator through ability to write
legislation to foxStrot time.
8. U.tN. K.
(14 karat)
Lunch time. Wrong voting con-
gressmen lope home to mend wirs' ess
fences. la IN radio crossed them with
BRYAN running for Office in Florida.
Souawk alibis that they had astatic
asthma and couldn't vote in right key:
Twitter that flock Of birds Jammed
home consumption waves. Deny re-
port that traitor hung wireless dicto.
graph under back stairway, when,
left handed bribes were strung up on
D. I. N.
(104 deg. Fahr.) !,
a to a D, m. Ether waves ricochet
off Washington monument and knock
four bricks into Gulf of Mexico. Start
ing whistles in Seattle factories draw
no action, as sturdy workers have
their heads strapped into debate over
interest due from Austrian flour debt,
New York votes to secef. from the
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17
II z L p
(124 Meters)

Sunrise, a. m.-Brennan's scheme
eliminates electric chair and hanging.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17

The equator cuts Borneo into two
equal parts.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-04-17

Scientists state that Ohio was in
habited 10000 years ago.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
EZEKIEL LUTHERAN CHURCH

Services next Sunday evening at
7:30. Welcome.
Sunday school at Has. "Suffer
the little children to come unto Me,
and forbid them not" Our enroll
ment continues to grow every week.
Bible class at II as. Come and
study "The Most Wonderful Book"
We have the promise of splendid
orchestra. Practice evening to be an
nounced at the services.
Choir meets at the church next
Wednesday evening at 1880.
Those desiring to enter the Confir-
nation School will enroll at the church
on Wednesday of next week at 4:30
p. m. Though this time may possibly
inconvenience some, be sure and come
for few minutes so that we can de-
eide upon time acceptable to all.
Nels Jacobson and Christ Madison
were elected as delegates from the To-
cal congregation to attend the circuit
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
METHODIST CHURCH

1O:30-Regular service, preaching
by the pastor.
11:30-Sunday School; well organi-
zed; under fine direction; doing a
fine work so you will like it.
2:30-Young peoples choir.
6.45-Epworth League. A live
meeting for all young people.
7:3O-The Passion for Life. A book
serm on story of man who was about
to die but who found life inservice
and love. The author is Joseph Hook
ing. Special music.
G. A. Bird, Pastor
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
NOTICE

The Common Council of the city o.
River Falls, Wis, will receive sealed
bids at the office of the City Clerk
for furnishing five hundred (50G) fee
of 21z inch fire hose and connections
delivered at River Falls.
Bids viii be received up to o'cloc2
p. m. of Monday, October Is, l92s
when they viii be publicly opened an6
read
The Council reserves the right t.
reject any or all bids.
By order of the Consmon Council
Dated this Goth day of September,
1922.
F. v. Williams, City Clerk.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
roission meeting at Little Falls.

mission meeting at Little Falls.
No one ever attended our social
gatherings for the young people with
out having a real good time. Next
meeting, Saturday evening, October
Ia.
Office hours next Wednesday 8 a. m.
to 1890 p. m.
Kinnickinnic Ladies' Aid meets with
Mrs. Geo. Trygstad Wednesday, Octo-
Der %.
eve preach Christ Crucified."
A. L. Rustad, Pastor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
i. BAPTIST CHURCH

1000 a. m. Sunday school,
HOO Preaching. Subject "The
church which is His Body"
GAS Young People Meeting.
7:45 Preaching. Helping the
Helpless"
Wednesday evenings at 500 regu-
lar prayer meeting.
Osborne Graham, Pastor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
SWEDISH MISSION CHURCH

Union services in the city church at
1890 a. m. and at 2:30 p. m.
The Sunday school will be combined
with the morning service.
We have the pleasure to have Mr..
Bergman, the Superintendent of the
Scandinavian Union Mission of Min
neapolis with US next Sunday.
Also extra song and music will be
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05

on the program.
We extend a hearty invitation to
come. Be sure and come!
Wednesday evening, Bible study
and prayer. Come, and bring your
Bible!
E. D. Strandberg, Pastor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05
CONGREGATIONAL

1890 a. m.-Public Worship.
Theme for sermon, "On Being Alone"
11:45-The Sunday School.
GAS .. n.-The Y.P.S.C.E. devo-
tional meeting.
7:45-Public Worship. Theme for
sermon, 1.-THE Harvest and the Judg-
ment.
]. O. Thrush, Pastor.
If in need of anything I'm the print
ed line call the Journal; the home OF
Quality Job Printing. The best work
at reasonable prices.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1922-10-05

lanes McCandIess, Imperial Po-
,entate of the Ancient Arabic Or
der, Mobiles of the Mystic Shrine,
was greeted by fifty thousand no
bles from al parts OF the U. 5.
when he appeared at the annual
conclave .. Atlantic City.
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
Wallace Reid In
The Ghost Breaker Coming

What we believe to be the greatest
Wallace Reid comedy drama ever
shown in Cambridge is coming to the
Grand Opera House Monday and
Tuesday, its "The Ghost Breakers. y
When it is considered that Mr.. Reid
is supported by such stars as dainty
Lila Lee and portly Walter Hires, the
popular comedian, then this assur-
ance should be doubly convincing.
Miss Lees Artistry, beauty and
charm as displayed in her support of
Rodolph Valentino in Blood and
Sand" has made her one of the most
onspicious figures of the American
screen and vastly increased her
The daily banner., 1922-11-25

away LSU
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Russell Stack.
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Co., Baltimore, Md.
Canaries Imported and Domestic,
Special Guaranteed Singers with beau
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Write for price list. Mussog's, 84S n.
18th Street, Philadelphia.
We have a plan whereby you may
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neer Silver Fox Farms. Conover, Wis
conSin.
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
LOST

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The daily banner., 1922-11-25

standing with discriminating fans.

standing with discriminating fans.
Walter Hires, who scored so wonder
fully in "Her Gilded Cage" is seen
as a negro servant and his admirers
are sure TO enjoy special treat. 1t
will be the talk of Cambridge. Photo
craps of Wallace Reid free to the
ladies. Monte Cristo, the picture
now playing the second week at the
New Garden Theatre in Baltimore, is
our Thanksgiving Show for Wednes-
day and Thursday, the first time
shown in any theatre on the Eastern
Chorn -Ady
The daily banner., 1922-11-25

Theatre in Baltimore Play
a Thanksgiving show Wednesday
theatre the
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
PEAS PAY BETTER
THAN STRAWBERRIES
Thomas b. Radcliffe OF Near LloEds
Gets From $40 To S1S Per Ham,
per For Late Peas.

Mr.. Thomas B. Radcliffe, of near
Lloyds. this county, is believed TO
have received the greatest yield per
acre of any farmer in the county this
year Mr.. Radcliffe during the past
few days has shipped large quantities
of green peas to New York City Tor
which he received prices ranging
from $40 to $13 per hamper. Al
this rate it is said that his crop Will
weld him around $4,000 per acre
Mr.. Radcliffe last year had green
peas for his Christmas dinner ana
states that he expects to have them
again this year. The peas were sold
by George Allison Company.
The daily banner., 1922-11-25

A gasoline substitute, made from
prickly pear juice and mixed with
other chemicals, has shown remarka-
BILE results. 1t is known as "spring
box" motor spirit, and is made in
South Africa.
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
STREET TAXES DUE

Street taxes for the year 1922 are
now due and payable to collector or
at the Town Commissioners office
DANIEL BRANNOCK, Baillh.
11I24-6t
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
BRAGGARDS

Fat Boy-I betcha l can eat more
n you on Thanksgiving
Thin Boy-Aw, g'wan I can stretch
like thing.
lind co
The daily banner., 1922-11-25
WANTED

Agents-sell hosiery direct to con-
sumner and save middle mans profit.
Merchandise guaranteed, sells itself.
Dependable Hosiery Co, 122 Fifth
Ave-, New York.
Agents to sell Patch Rite, wonderful
mending fluid for hosiery, underwear
and all fabrics. Will wash and iron.
Patch Rite Distributing Co. McKees-
port, Pa.
Men or women, salary $50 full time.
81 an hour spare time. selling guaran-
teed hosiery direct to wearer. cotton.
silk, heather mixtures. International
Hosiery Mills, Norristown. Pa.
1OI2S-11i4
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
CHINESE GIRLS
ARE AUCT|ONED
At 81 To s100
Salvation Army Reveals s'tus-
ton In Famine District. a.
Parents Sacrifice Children.
BY EDNA LEE BOOKER.
I,esvustssnal Nsvs 0ssvies.

SHANGHAI. March 1%.--Hundreds
of girls are being sold in the famine
districts of China Ut prices ranging
from 81 to 800 each. In order that
their parents may live. according to
reports from missionaries and relief
workers.
Commissioners Francis d. Pearce.
Of the Salvation Army 1t Picking. 70
ports:
Large numbers Of girfs were sold
in China last year By their parents
and Guardians in order to obtain the
wherewithal to live.
ut ID notorious that many Of these
Kris were used for prostitution pur-
poses. General Booth. In common
with all who desire the preservation
Of womanhood, was shocked upon
hearing the news and wrote from,
london that everything possible
should be done to prevent this traf-
fic. even to the extent Of providing
the parents with needed money for
food. n the girls were placed under
our protection. instead Of being hand
ed TO the procurer."
From Honan province a oorre-
spondent writes 70 q Shanghai daily:
The famine situation In eastern
Honan has become acute. More than
half of the animals are dead. and
Girls are being sold for dollar each"
In an address before the American
woman's Club Of Shanghai. Miss
Louise Hammond, q missionary from
Musih, Kiangsu province, painted a
vivid picture Of the fight the masses
Of Chinese in the famine district are
having TO live.
"One Of the evils to which the
Chinese are being forced by the off
ficulty Of providing rico for hungry
mouths 10 the sale Of their girl
babies" said Miss Hammond.
"a child OF four years can be
bought for from 81 to $40. but girls
of sixteen bring from SIS to 800.
II 10 often to the advantage of the
mother-in-law to buy a prospective
daughter. - she can then have her
services rs . household. servant ~
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
IS GIVEN
LITTLE BAKERS
PROCUREMENT
Survey Shows Cost Per Loaf
Increases With Size Of
Bake Shop.
by InterustisnsI Move Service.

The little around the corner"
bakery. long overshadowed b. his
big business" brother. In upheld as
more economical in an Official report
issued by the Federal Trade Com.
mission.
"A classification Of bakeries ac-
cording to size shows that the cost
of production increases with the size
of the business" said the coInmis-
sion officially on tho baking indus-
try.
Tho commission declared thrt sta
tistics disproved the theory that the
wholesale baker, with hundreds OF
wagons, was making bread cheaper"
than the little independent baker.
Bakeries having ID production ca
pacity Of more than 1000 loaves a
day had an expense Of 10 cents per
pound Of bread. The baker who
turned over from 5000 TO 10000
ioaves \ day had q cost of psoduc-
ton Of IL cents per pound. The 1T
tie fellow. who produced ,ess than
5000 loaves a day did so At q cost
Of only So cents per pound. the com.
mission said.
The little fellow" according to the
commissions figures. turned out 100
pounds Of bread at q saving Of 30
cents over the second group Of lax
ers and . saving of AZ cents over the
largest-sised bakeries.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
SECOND MIXED TRENTON
JURY LOCKED UP At NIGHT

TRENTON. March 14.-For the
second time within a week q Jury,
composed Of six men and six women.
was forced to carry It's deliberations
through the night when q panel late
yesterday. in a $4,000 damage suit
against the Public Service Railway
Company, was locked up by Judge
Frank Lloyd.
Three Of the women Jurors, Mrs.
Anne Cunningham. Mrs. Julia Baird,
and Mrs. May Reading. were also on
the Jury that was locked UP for the
night on March and whose delib-
erations over an assault charge end
ed In a disagreement.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
10D|E,100H HURT
As BIC STORMS
WHIP OKLAHOMA
Series Of Tordadoes Sweep
Over Southern Part OF State,
Causing Havoc.

OKLAHOMA CITY. March IA
least ten persons are known to De
dead, and nearly q hundred injured
as a result of "twisters" which
swept over South Oklahoma last
night and early this morning.
At Gowan, a small mining camp
near McAllester. nine persons were
killed and several others are expect
ed to die. Relief measures are being
planned IN this city TO send supplies
and other aid to the stricken places.
One death was reported at Sulphur.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14

war days? A coalition government
is not a government-4t II an
emergency a I'm inistration and
should he dispensed with as soon as
the emergency ends.
Premier Llody George will not re-
sign-no. indeed. he 10 very much
Of a mamie will face the music.
A general election II imminent. /
shouldn't wonder in the least II the
coalitions stand on the Indian issue
should prove the platform Of the
general election. Montagu, you know,
10 capable of a whole lot besides re-
signing.
Now can you imagine anything
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
YIN. GA, SEEKS
$4,000 To BUY
CAMP FOR BOYS
Financial Drive OF orgaHlzs-
tion Hoppe to Raise Funds
For Purchase.

Fifteen thousand dollars are nesd-
Cd by the 7. N. c. 4. To complete
the purchase Of q site foy Q psyma-
nent boys camp on Chesapeake bay.
The property u now being held BY
q friend Of the association, peudlng
the time when the officers can raise
the sum necessary to take titls to
the property. This item 10 incor-
porated in the "Y" financial drive.
now under way. and the team work.
srs report that many contributions
are being made direct for the pQr.
chase of the camp site.
Leonard w. DeGast yesterday
went to the camp and began pre-
psrations for the summer activities.
Fifteen acres of ground are to b
cultivated, to raise the necessary
vegetables to "fesd" the youngsters.
The erection of Q dining room. with
a seating capacity of 200 was ar
ranged. as was the erection of ten
tent "huts." each built to accommo-
date 10 boys. and . recreational nall
30x60 feet. Two base ball diamonds
were laid out, two tennis courts, and
two volley ball courts. The site has
natural fishing, bathing, and boat.
ing facilities. 1t comprises 1875
acres of land. An apple orchard Of
200 trees will supply the fruit.
The camp. last year, accomnno-
dated several thousand Washington
boys. This year arrangements are
being made 80 that each boy may
spend his entire summer vacation 1t
the camp-if he so elects. The
youngsters are under tho pervonai
direction and protection Of exper.
fenced Y. N. c. A. boy workers, and
the capD 10 70 near tho city that
parents can reach II easily ct any
time.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
z
ENGlA IN D.
must FIND
NEWRULER.
lrrepresslbls Visitor Thinks II
Not Unlikely Own Husband
May Succeed Premier.
By WEBSTER X. NOLAN.

IntorneIionnl 00Wu service.
Britain faces tho greatest politi-
cal crisis in her history.
Premier Lloyd George piu fall
with his coalition cabinet.
The Vstsran AsQuith may fili his
shoes.
American cigarettes are not as
aromatic nor as tasty a. those one
picks UP in, wsH, say for Instance,
Piccadllly.
It's Margot -Asquith speaking
again-wife Of Britain's former
premier and authoress Of re-
nown.
Margot decided to make a clean
breast Of her varied views before
returning soon to merry Eng
land. For international News
Service Mrs. Asquith therefore
summarized her potpourri Of
opinions-having first settled her
self comfortably upon her bed,
surrounded herself with a multi
tude Of newspapers and a plenti-
tude of cigarettes. Thus forth
fed, the fiery Margot hurled her
Observation-Disclosures to make
assurance that most Of them will
be included in her new book
"America-and What l Think of
It."
Lloyd Georges Fault.
First, let me say. the author Of
Margot's Diary ran giibly along,
that although the papers (she pro-
nounced It ''pypers'O are filled with
horrid references to uprisings in all
corners Of the British Empire, there
II no sensible foundation for the
utterly failacious reports that the
Empire 10 threatened with dissolu-
ton. II merely proves that the pre-
vailing administration of government
II faulty-haven't ] always insisted
that Lloyd Georges coalition rule
was not the proper thing in post
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
Man Killed In Ruins Of Home.

SULPHUR, Okla, MATCH ~
check-up today on the tornado which
struck the western section Of this
town late yesterday showed one
dead, twenty injured and property
loss estimated at 100000. Thirty.
six houses were destroyed or dam.
aged.
". Hampton. an agsd man, died
Of injuries received In the crash Of
his home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
RESEMBLANCE TO DEAD
DAUGHTER WINS HOME

CHICAGO. March 1<.-Victorfa
Klenzy. sixteen years old. was .
modern CINDERELLA yesterday because
she resembles the dead daughter OF
q Chicago banker.
Victoria, who was found crying on
the street and said she had been
beaten and turned out Of home by
q motor car and soon found herself
wearing the fine slippers and cloth.
ing Of the dead girl whose father saw
Victoria at a detention home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
MOTHER AND GIRL, PEPPER
THROWERS, GET 4 MONTHS

POTTSVILLE. Pa. March a.
Mrs. Amelia Under. Of Ashland. was
sent TO jail for four months, and her
daughter Helen for six months for
throwing pepper In the face Of Ar
thur Martin.
The women were convicted BY q
Jury Of which four members were
women, and their counter -charUos
against Martin were ignored
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14

more neutrality-suspicious. that more
readily displays the fatuous tactics
OF tho coalition regime than the
arrest OF the Indian nationalist,
Ghandi2
well, We shall very soon see
what the people think. Lloyd
George will fall, the Tories will
como into power-well. now, OF
course, I couldn't say whether my
husband or Dir Edward Younger
would be premier-but then ! leave
IL to those keen judges of intel
lect to decided am probably too
close to the picture"
Asked how long she thought the
Tories would remain in power II the
Laborites formed a coalition with
the Liberals, Margot was not found
wanting.
"of course. the Labor party IL
the dog that expects to walk off
with the bone. and Henderson 10
having happy visions, however. it's
all In the game and tho Tories
(Conservatives) happen to be the
crying need Of the day. and let's
not retire them from office before
We get them in.
Now, as to America.
The day that Britain and Amer
lea become estranged the white race
is lost. That day viii never come.
And now for America"
America being a strong subject
with Margot, she called for an
other cigarette and presented the
stub Of her last one to the reporter
with tho honeyed request that he
do be darling and toss this tdbit
out upon the lawn, and have you a
different brand can try, or 10 that
forbidden in America, too7"
"Amer1ca-I love 1t but want to
scold II because I'm so afraid that
all these silly restrictions with which
It Is binding itself sooner or later
will undermine the wholesome good
nature Of its people.
Gravy for Mr.. Hughes.
Secretary Of State Hughes Is q
statesman Of the first order-make
no mistake-I know q statesman
when I see one. don't know Of q
conference In history that ever
amounted to a row Of hairpins but
the one that Mr.. Hughes presided
over was the first that ever did
anything and meant 1t. 1t was 40
honestly conceived that II was al.
most boyish. But Hughes proved
himself far more q man than a
lot of other men I know. take for
instance that brazen fellow-but I
mustn't say nearly made q dis
closure. and that wouldn't be dis.
Greet, would IT.
your President II tho jolliest fell
low I've met since being In America
so broad minded and receptive
oh, I just think worlds of him. He's
very popular isn't he. Well, he ID
with me anyway.
Liberalism 10 the motto Of the
twentieth century. The people will
be free-the people must be free. In
Europe the cry Is liberalism, and
hero In America think you need It
more than they do in Europe. Oh, I
wish these wonderful American folks
wouldn't allow themselves to get all
hedged In with 'don'ts' and pro
hibitions.'
One Of the chapters In Mareot's
new book will be devoted to Ameri-
can newspapermen. she said. Asked
for q tip in advance, she said that
though she liked them, she never
taeless thought them rather horrid"
In that they are always talking or
writing about other people"
Margot failed 10 blush a. she said
II. but her eyes twinkled suspiciously.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-03-14
Dangler Service Station

AS wholesale distributors of "Danglers" we main
tain service station for the benefit Of every user
When you buy "Danger' you are certain of salts
factory service. In Of any trouble notify your
dealer and one Of experts will Immediately put
your range in perfect order