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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15
HUMOR'S SOBER SIDE!
Ring Lardner Tells About 1t in Eighth
Interview of Series on How Humor-
lists Get That WAY"
BY JOSEPHINE VAN DE GRIT.


Heaven help the poor stenos-
rapher. the boss looks after the
good one once remarked Josh Wise
whom Cleveland landlords and tax
collectors know more intimately as
John w. Raper.
But neither heaven nor the boss
is disposed 90 help the humorist
says Raper. Tie further adds that
some Of his best lines like. The
woman who marrcs n man to re-
form him has a steady Job for life.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

NEW Work Drr A. IBy- y y
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No1"l'@ ..ei- money ooN-i- III '-'s
United States upon American men
ana women "-o nave married mo
En-..~A families.
4N,.''-e"-.s. VISITORS ana PeopIe
upon various '.'el important ms
s-'-s nave Ae'- ,-e E1"-.l-l io'o
anu H-s gay occupied. Loii Mount
.A-'en' ,.-1 .a soNeN hal SNelaA-
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.'el' ,'-1 --" .'.A N7-l..l
l. loFe-. ana Rms ana r-c1ts
HelIeSs' I-"I'1' -.- ''eN~ A'-I l..-
place
LADY NO .-\'il%A IIf-N. Amer--
can men All l.t- ever knew
we're polite and very splendid men
az course hol 'e-HE married TO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

Ing among the general public as a
result OF these articles in which he
Republican Party" which appeared
the next year. One Of these. Lawson
presented TO Pres't Harrison. an
other TO Vice-Prest Morton. a
third was given 10 the Library Of
Congress The only remaining copy
was retained by the author
From that time en- there was a
continuous out-pouuls Of magazine
articles. poems. political opinions and
above aI-his letters and adve--
tscments I'm the newspapers
Never Tired Writing.
After several bitter feuds on the
stock exchange. Lawson began ais
famous series OF undertaking ar
tiCIes, "Frenz.ed Finance He was
the first to apply the craze for muck
raking to the stock exchange. These
articles appeared fin EverybOdy's
Magazine in 1904 and made the
author a national figure with their
savage personal attack on prominent
members of the New York and Bos-
ton stock exchanges.
These were followed by Lawson's
fuIl-Iensth novel Friday the Thir-
teenth." a romance of State Street
built around that 1904 panic.
Lawson had n tremendous follow
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15
Man. WIFE ATTEND GRADE SCHOOL
He Will Be Minister; She Is Preparing for That Time
by NEA Service.

BY NEA Service.
BEAUMONT. Tex. oct. IA
Cramped into one OF the small desks
Of local grammar school. Rev
Allie Leon Hadley a minister. mar
riei. and a father. sits porting over
the seventh grade text books. recit-
ing his lessons with the children.
An 11-year-old boy is his deskmate.
Across the room sits his wife.
who has entered the same classes.
Although he's %, Had.ey plans TO
go right on attending school until
he finishes college.
Regular attendance at school was
denied both Hadley and his wife.
who were raised in an isolated dis
trict when children. This year, they
decided TO cease regretting their
lack OF education. enter school and
go as far az their finances permit.
Must Earn Schooling.
The Hadleys have only their own
resources to put them through their
fight for learning. Before he goes TO
school. Hadley delivers a morning
newspaper route After classes and
on Saturdays he devotes his time to
odd jobs Mrs. Hadley, too. divides
her out-of-school time between home
and baby and extra work for pin
money.
The two-year-old Hadley baby Of
fered the irst difficulty. It took
some little time to arrange for its
care during school hours.
Hadley, however, showed UP the
first day Of school Unabashed. he
took his place among the youngsters
i'm the class When school started.
ne asked permission 10 address the
children.
Pupils Like Them.
He told of the hardships of his
youth. the handicap of bucking the
world without book learning. Pupils
who had been disposed TO smoker at
the grown-up student were pro-
toundly impressed. They loudly ap-
'Dlaudo5 him and when at recess
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15
DYE OLD DRESS
COAT, SKIRT WITH
DIAMOND DYES"

Each package of Diamond Dye
contains directions SO simple az
woman can dye or tint her wor
shabby dresses. skirts. waists. coat
stockings, sweaters. coverings. az
perics. hangings. everything. even
she has never dyed before. j..
Diamond Dyes other kind
then perfect home dyeing is sure O.
cause Diamond Dyes are guaranrc
not 10 spot fade. streak or run. It.
your druggist whether the mater
you wish 90 dye is woo. or silk.
whether it IS linen. cotton or mis-,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15
IN 2 MINUTES
Lady Mountbatten Discusses Men
Husband Talks on Women.

sportswomen English girls.
know. are tremendously FOND OF
outdoors
LADY NOUNTBATTEN. And
rather think that Eug,ishmen O.
better wits But have You met Ba
Ruth? I had long talk with hl
I th.uk he's delightful
LORD MOUNTBATTEN. Fxcr
me while / answer that telephone
LADY MOCNTBATTEN. a.
me. please, for i was due .
luncheon 10 minutes ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

ne Joined the boys in their games.
he was duly elected a regular guy"
Mrs Had.ey became equally pop
ular with the girls. The two adult
pupils have been given the job Of
arbiting all playground DISPUTES
Hadley. through intensive study or
=, rihIo and his ability 10 talk.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15
4 BILLIONS
That's the Little Debt This Briton's
Coming to Settle.

eXchequer, which corresponds TO our
secretary of the treasury.
Horne is known as the most elig-
ible bachelor in the government and
is a great dancer. He has been
known to work hard all day at gov
ernmental business and then two
step most Of the night. He is a
great story teller, an ardent golfer
as is becoming in a true Scot, and
prefers walking TO autoing any day.
He is one of the few cabinet men
who have nicknames- tribute 10
his popularity. British poets have
often started out their verses Hail
smiling norm
This has been changed in Sir Rob
ert's case to Hail smiling Hornet"
He Will soon be beaming on Wash
ingtOn.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

of the exchequer,
and one of Great
Britain's IN o S (
convincing law
yers, is going to
the United States
on a slight mat
ter OF business
involving o m e
four billion dol
lars debt!
He is 20 take
up with the Amer
lean government
the funding OF
the great debt
which his coun-
try owes the Uni
ed states.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

gained ordination as a local Bapt.s
minister ar Rose Pine. Ia. But he
wants to become qualified Co., min
lister 20. the largest congregations
TIE theol0E.cal seminary is his edu-
cational goal
his wife intends TO ac-
oomranr him along his schoo, jour
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

ney.
ana willing 10 work very nara
Ga. help MS get an cdrcrfio1
says. for 81 my husband becomes
the type OF minister 81. .Hrt
I must also have
Much OF marital misfortune Is due
20 inequalities %
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

LONDON, oct 14.-Treasury Off
Gals in Washington had better
watch their step.
Sir Robert Horne, new chancellor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

He admits. though. that he thinks
that line about Abraham Lincoln
freeing the colored man and his
son. Robert. being president of the
Pullman company is pretty good
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

TOM LAWSON. ABOVE: DREAM
VOID HIS ESTATE on THE
SOUTH SHORE.
appeared as a lone warrior battling
Sinsle-handed against the might of
Wall Street.
This prestige made possible some
of his greatest coups. a newspaper
adj that he would put a certain low
stock cat so i'm so days" brought a
.lood Of money from small investors
TO his support The battle would be
advertised. Daily. as the stock crept
zap Lawson would issue bulletins in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

You can now buy a Dutch Master
Cigar for %. 276 f
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

Photograph Of the marble group
"The Poem Of Peace" just brought TO
New York by its creator, Senor Marcos
Coli, Spanish sculptor who. has studied
his art In France. Although this Is
Senior Coils first trip to America, ne
has long drawn his inspirations and
ideals from this side Of the Atlantic.
OF his statue he says: when l read
OF President Wilson and his IA points
ut the time Of the peace conference
was inspired with this idea. My two
figures, with the woman standing a
full equal OF the man, as she should,
are composite studies Of every type OF
American. They radiate beauty be
cause the American MAJ and woman
are beautiful, not only in face anc
figure but in spirit. which shines from
their eyes. The American Is the mos
perfectly developed as to body. There
fore have given him Drawn ant
grace in the figure"
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
Mother Teh
Hou, to Make
A Baby Bright

If your baby is bad and cross ,t,s
. sure sign he needs Teethinan saws
Mrs. Clair Mcconnell, Of Norman
Park, Ga. "That's the way 1t always
was with my little boy. When he was
fretting and cross / would give him
Teethina and then he was bright ant,
laughing again.
"Teethina is wonderful for them
when they get older. too. I pive 4
to my seven-year-old boy and Won
never saw anything do so much good !"
The most frequent cause OF fret.
ting, cross babies is painful disorders
N their little tender bowels. Give
them Teethina. Your mother used II
It's perfectly harmless.
Sold by all druggists, or send 30,
to Moffett Laboratories, Columbus
Ga. and get a package Of Teethins
and a wonderful booklet about Baby
Advertisement.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIEs
WITH DIAMOND DYESr

Each package of Diamond Dyes'' CON.
tains directions 80 simple any woman c.r,
dye or tint her worn, shabby dre.sss 49,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings. swestsrs
coverings, draperies, hangings, everythins
even IT she has never dyed before INV
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-tbsr
perfect home dyeing il sure because -i 81.
mond Dyes pre- guaranteed not to mot .
.aIe, streak Sor run; Tell your druggist
wool or silk. or whether IL = linen cst.,. sss .
Or mixed gooda.-Adyertiseme -
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

cunfuls of well-seasOned chicAeN
stock add a little grated onion'
bead of lettuce shredded and one GUY
full of peas. If the peas are -
simmer until they are done. hea' ~
epp add enough bread CRUMBS ~
make paste and shape into pans'
Drop the balls into the soup anu Sill
mer until well heated; serve not.
Quick BouiIIon.-Cut fine one pounu
of fresh beef and a slice OF TAT pun,
Put into a saucepan with one cupiul
ofscold water. one carrot, one onion
finely minced, and cook nfteen .,,ln
utes: then add two cupfuls OF poiiihs
wo+er Simmer for an hour, then
press through fine sieve. oeason
with salt. pepper and celery SAT-.
Cheese BaIIs.-Take one-hal1 cup
eul Of flour, half cupful OF MILK
tablespoonful each OF Dutter anu
cheese. Mix in a double boiler, COOK
until smooth and thick, add one ess
we'll beaten and cook long enough 10
set the egg. Set aside to cool. FORM
into balls the size Of hickory MUS
drop into boiling soup, COOK nVe HILL
utes and serve Immediately.
Leftover Meat Dish.-Put through
the meat grinder two or three me-
dium-sized potatoes, season weli' auu
one small onion also ground through
the meat grinder. In a little PORK
sausage fat cook the potato and onion
until well scalded then place in well,
buttered baking pan with a layer OF
chopped roast beef and garnish WITH
halves of cooked pork sausages. BAKE
until the potato and onion are cooked
Serve from the dish. See that all the
notato water and onion juice Is addet
for it will be needed for moisture.
Rice Soup.-Cook one-fourth OF
cupful of rice in three cupfuls OF boil
ing water with one teaspoonful OF sail
one slice of onion and stalk OF celery
When the rice is cooked add two re-
pimentoes and press through a sieve
add two cupfuls of cream and the sam
of chicken or veal stock, one-eightn Q
a teaspoonful Of pepper and three tt
blcspoonfuls each Of butter and nou
4 cooked together and added to BIND IN
soup. Bring to the boiling pom
sprinkle with chopped celery and serV
piping hot.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
Senatorial Hardships.

Life is filed with disappointment" !"
sighed Senator Snortsworthy.
whats wrong?"
Here's letter from one of my most
prominent constituents. / hoped he
could say my hold on the dear people
was as strong as ever, or at least CON-
pliment me for the hard work I'VE been
doing lately, but he wants to know,
What about Armenia 2 Birmingham
Age-Herald.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

tive dish OI -"
meal. There are
such varie e tt e 9
that he is indeed
hard to please
who cannot find
one to his liking.
Vermont Chicken
soup.-Take SIX
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick, pastor
Il the First Presbyterian church OF
New York, Is to be summoned before
the Presbyterian general assembly IN
indianapolis next May and compelled
either to accept the tenets Of the Pres
hvterian church or to resign his pull
III. So says Rev. DR.. L. 8. Nudge.
sfafed clerk Of the assembly. DR.. Fos-
dick was formerly pastor Of Bap-
tist church and his preaching II said
not ID conform to the Presbyterian
confession of faith. &
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30


healing breakfast dish. Wash the
peppers and cut them in rings re-
moving the seeds. Soak for twenty
minutes in salted ice water, drain, dry
and fry In the bacon fat. Keep tle
well-drained bacon hot In the oven
and serve the peppers when tender In
the center of the platter withethe ba-
con arranged around them.
Gluten gems are liked fDy others
than those who find it ecessary to
| diet To two cupfuls gluten flour
allow a teaspoonful salt, two tea
spoonfuls of baking wder, two table
snoonfuls of sugaz6ne egg and two
cupfuls of milk o1half milk and half
water Sift thsry ingredients, beat
.ha aao add milk and flour and
beat again u light and foamy. Have
tha mans dng hot when the mix
ture is ~ in.
whenle appetite needs coaxing
.,,t IN head for toast in f1nger-sized
n,acs bast and butter and pile log
cab cab hshion when serving.
/ Nprinkling OF salt on the break
Agrapefruit is an Improvement In
wing instead Of sugar. The salt
ings out the flavor of the fruit. This
IS good news to those who are denied
sugar.
Almond 6read.-Make a sponge at
night with quart each Of water and
gluten flour, add yeast cake dis.
solved in little water. let rise in =
warm place overnight. In the morn
ng add two teaspConfuls Of salt. ono
.upful Of blanched almonds finely
.hopped and enough gluten -four to
mold. Knead well. mold into loayes |
md bake when light. This makes |
wo loaves.
Nu1. her~s.Q |
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
Kitchen
Cabinet
,o53 Western Newspaper Union

.A is2f. Western Newspaper onion''
Ra+ween the printed words that are ."
wise 49, raoa
And march so easily across the pase'
Sometime quite suddenly eaten tho
looks =. ,o,u,v
OF him who wrote, toiling IN io"i'
guise m
To keen his pen undulled by woo OF
age o,,o,,a
Ana then I think, What precious
things are books. ."-Hhda Morfls
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
1l(l4aij]1||I||S|;; 4 |S|;;
.03j'E51l2;S1IE
Never AGAIN Too Soon.

Never Again Too Soon.
He and his sweetheart had quar-
relied violently. With what dignity he
could master he walked to the hall
way, put on his hat and coat. ana
starsss,. ont f1,,e door. With vehemencey
she yelled:
"If I never see you Gss.. ssn. !. W. ps
too Soon." =
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

..Do you think the art Of oratory nas
declinedr s.-.,,r,n
..rhsre are plenty Of great orators.
The trouble is that most q .,s.1 ~.
would rather 90 on the lecture p'a'''
form than talk politics.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
Portable Disk Grinder.

Chiefly for use In industrial schools.
but ALSO available for factories :,
portable disk grinder has baen In
vented that can be operated by CON.
nection with an electric light socket
Exchange.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

IOUIlU P
cooker. after Is minutes
to let the stea mescape,
or after the steaming dry
off for half an hour in a
moderate oven. The cake
has a much better flavor
and texture steamed first,
then baked.
At the this season OF
the year bacon with green
peppers makes a most ap-
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

All the people who say Eyes" do
not mean 1t. They only want Ia
avoid controversy.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

We may live without painters
Or writers or mummers,
But civilized man cannot
Live without plumbers.
The Contributors CluD.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
ALL KINDS OF THINGS

When making the fruit cake for the
winter use any recipe desired, place IN
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30
SOUPS AND GARN'sHEs

soups will never grow passe, Ioi
with too many soup is the attras .,'s
The St. Charles herald., 1922-12-30

Here shpstead wife of the recently eee u.s. - at
Shpstead she
society circles as society pores he
years she enjoyed reputation among her nghDors OF
Norwegian dhes
keepin hobby.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-07

We are pleased to offer these popular Princess Slips
such low price, They have double Skirts which max.
them shadowproof and IRE trimmed with embroidery
and hemsttching.
Many other remarkable values in muslin and silk under
wear are to Be found bargain tables I'd floor
(Seeoad Flssr,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Boomers of
every color and kind,
loo and 1.50.

Those of White Batiste are es-
pecially worthy of mention
also the new Satin-Stripe Mad
ras Boomers. in white, pink and
blue. Others of Seco Silk and
Sateen in styles that the fas-
tidious woman will be enthused
over.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Infants Handmade
Dresses, 1876

a special group that comprises
about ninety beautiful little
dresses, every one made by,
hand and trimmed with beauti-
full hand embroidery. Values
in the assortment up to a.95,
but offered in this January
Sale at 1.05.
Infants Mach IN e-M a d o
Dresses, plain and lace-trim-
med, at zoe and 05c.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
FIannelette
Gowns at 100

Warm and comfy Gowns of
heavy flannelette, made with
double yoke, cut full and long,
trimmed with silk banding.
Choice Of plain white or neat
pink and blue stripe patterns.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Camisoles and
Corset Covers

Made Of fine white muslin,
nainsook and other sheer mate
rails. offered in pleasing as.
sortment of tailored, lace
tr l M III d and embroidered
styles. Moderately priced at
50c up to $50.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Sharp Reductions On All
Carriers Knit. Underwear

Womens Winter Weight low neck and sleeveless
style sizes 80 and SO only Reduced from $50 to 1a5
Womens PartWool high low.neck styles now as
AlWoo Pants high and low neck v, knee
length. Reduced from 450 200
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
introducing the Nezgest Ideas in
ShadOzU Bntiste LINGERIE

captivating new Gowns Teddes, Sepns Vests in white
pink blue and orchid white or coored rib
bons, piping novelty bindings stitching The prices
from 100 up 295.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
1000 Yards of
English Long
cloth at l2Mc

Especially purchased for the
White Sale and offered tomorrow
at price that is considerably less
than Its actual value. 1t comes SO
inches. Is very fine and has soft
chamois finish.
-"Duretta" MILDLY Jeans, 80
inches wide, fine satin finish,
zoe yd.
No. 1000 Cameo Cloth, spe-
ciaily priced for this sale at
zoe yard.
-4O-inch White Batiste, very
line and sheer, a splendid
value ut zoe.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08

LONG SLEEVE GOWNS
Of fine white muslin, trim
med with tucks, hem
stitching or Swiss insert
ing. Extra full and long.
Special 1.50.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08

-STEP-IN DRAWERS, Of
fine quality, soft finished
white muslin, cut full and
nicely finished. These are
very specially priced at
soc.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Beautiful New
Teddies, 1.50

The prettiest styles and finest
qualities we have ever assem-
bled at such low price. Some
are trimmed with real Filet,
some with Convent edge en-
broidery, others with fine Val.
laces.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
and at 1.95 you have an unlimited
scope for selection

Gowns Teddies, Chemise, Stcpn
Drawers etc. in such wonderful variety
have difficulty in determining which
favored materials--al the popular colors
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
Ma71y Notable Values. in
Silk and Cotton Underthings

Choce o dainty LaceTrimmed
muslin ana nansookand Of
oatiste nanook muslin Butup
Styles trimmed with fine and embroidery
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
72ND YEAR.

}N ~ w NM y
{glul j
I771o777et7tSs
| Bee, Dearest
| VIII you be surprised when /
tell you that have decided upon
| career? Don't laugh, Beatrice,
| Mt the idea OF ME and a career.
But seriously, am out for ca
rcer--stalking it down the aisles
of commerce instead of the arts,
the lazy or the crafts.
You remember our class history
at college-wcll, I'm not going in
Tor the kind-faced. matronly stuff,
| after all. I'm going TO fool 'em,
Bee. l shall have my career.
Picture me, IL you can, as a
business woman, feminine mar
vel OF a department store, ono
who knows all about everything
from the little kilowatts that run
the elevator to the frills on the
latest things Just in from Paris"
Not a Mrs. McChesney. Bee;
heaven forbid--not creature
who wears mems collars, shall
retain that sweet femininity of the
"ingcnuc" In our college plays.
In fact, Bee (thls is just be-
tween ourselvesJ, plan to capt.
talize this fcmininity with a large
and rotund r. know all about
pretty clothes. and I'm right in n
place where there arc the most
wonderful things that women love
| e,
| largo one-and It's going to be
larger. 1t seems that I'm to have
the run Of the whole place, Dick
Ing out pretty things and w.ting
| stor'Sa about them. I was going
to begin by telling you about a
delcctable evening frock and some
perfectly adorable new lingerie,
but here comes the big White
Sale and almost squeezes me
off the page. However. more
later.
Heaps and heaps of love.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-01-08
81x9O"NezgEru"
Sheets, 1.l0

Standard make and quality, full
bleached. have three-inch hemmed
ends. Same In the 72x9O-inch
size for 90c.
-"Mohawk" Pillow Cases.
45x36 inches, made with hem
med ends, at Soc ca.
-42x36 Classic" Pillow
Cases, full bleached'and hem
med, at 25c ca.