New-York tribune., 1922-03-31
Como One; Come All.

get back their property.
Como One; Come All.
Tho industrial court hearing In Emporia
is set for Friday, March IT. at q. m. in
the Chamber of Commerce rooms.
Garfield Circle, No. %, Thursday, March
| hour and refreshments.
Come to the burlesque
---Emporto Gazette.
The disclosures of Miss Goldman
concerning the state of Soviet Russia
will undoubtedly stir the souls of those
who haven't heard her speak on condi-
tions in America
We have growing conviction that
i would be a wise thing to remove
from the jurisdiction Of the supreme
courts all those women who have shot
men for some good reasons or other.
Trials Of such cases in the traditional
form are cumbersome and lead to
nothing. The question debated before
the bar of justice is not whether some
one actually was shot by some one else,
but whether the shooter-or rather the
shootess-had previously complied with
all the mental and moral requirements
for acquttal
1t is not that we don't believe in
equal privileges for the sexes. And
we are sure that of late years the
Workmanship of women has improved
rapidly even under the present obso-
!-!ete system. We only object to the
cluttering up of the courts with legal
proceedings that can't possibly get any
where
Perhaps it's our sex consciousness or
something that makes us feel that even
the most sportswomanlike of men
shooters should not get off entirely
free, even if she has done her kill
ing from the highest of motives. We
have sneaking idea she should be pun
ished, not drastically or vindictively,
Jut adequately.
OF course, those who have not COM
piled with the provisions of the Sulli-
van law before faring forth on the hunt
might be dealt with under the pro-
visions of that act. These, however,
are rather severe. The best idea that
has come to US, so far, is to have the
government declare a permanent closed
season on men and then prosecute the
violators thereof as poachers or pot
hunters under the conservation law.
DO you suppose" asks Marjorie C.
Diven-and we suspect that it's Just
one OF those rhetorical questons-"t that
the dramatic critics are all descendants
of the Great God PAM"
Beyond the Pale o: Censorship
f. F. v. Evidently (and fortunately
fer you) you have not wandered into
the movie theater near the Long Island
Railroad station, for, if you had, you
would have been entertained CD bv
Biblical stories. | have seen therein
the pictures, of course-Cain and Abel
and the killing, and last night | left
Noah gathering the crowd to enter the
ark. The deluge is scheduled for next
week
| neglected to mention that this
happened in Brooklyn, but imagine YOU
have guessed it ere this. DP
EleUen per cent Of the population
cont speak English, and in the name of
patriotism tets suppress the figures on
those who can't understand it.
The Not Untimely Bard
Of winters snow I love to sing;
Hooray for each and every thing
That chlls the heart strings through
and through,
Yea for the faky retinue
That dance attendance on their kingl
| Of ice skates and of winds that sting:
OF sleigh bells let the praises ring.
Ah souls sing out that are the hue
Of Winters SHOWS.
Yes, this is for remembering.
For now the bird is on the wing.
But though the snow is mostly goo
You must admit it's something new
10 write rondeau in the Spring
Of Winters SHOWS.
/ PHILIP
With oil the birds predicting the
coming pennant toinners," Pete de-
mands, "why not pay the bonus Nth a
to1 on ercess p1ophets?"
The Mayor has refused to sign the
bill increasing the pay of firemen and
policemen, but considering the pay
reising bill he did sign, who dares to
say that