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, 1922-01-22
STATE GIVES EVERY CARE
CHILDREN TO WHOMIT
ACTS PART OF GUARDIAN

wyoming is amply caring for It's
parentless. and founding children
through the Children's home on East
Twenty-ffth street IN Cheyenne. the
site of the former Soldiers and Sailors
homo.
The number OF Eases handled by this
institution in the last few years run
into the hundreds. Out OF this mum
Der $50 became wards of the state.
these have reached maturity,
some have been adopted and some
have benz returned to their parents
SO that at present there r only 2o4
actual wards Of the state.
The institution can comfortably care
for so children and is under the con
troll of the goySrnor. the board of char,
ties and reform and state humane de
partment. Through the cooperation
Of tho railroads in issuing an aunua,
pass to the home. It has been possible
for the commissioner II child AND
animal protection to answer calls In
all parts OF the state Immediately. In
this manner all cases reported have
been investigated and remedial action
aiken at once.
, 1922-01-22


&c value. when Judged IN terms OF cat.
tie. sheep and Agriculture, are begin.
ming to take on n high value from. the
tourist standpoint Low IN taxable
value. thes are worth millions from
the recreation point OF view. Wyo
ming has always appealed to the man
who wants to sec the real out of doors
md enjoy a pack trip for fishing and
hunting among the mountain fas;
nesses.
Scenic Wonders Abound.
Rich IN natural OF timber.
coal, oil and In minerals. Wyoming
is destined to become more
for its scenic wonders. its rare seen.
cry and its appeal TO those-who are
seeking rest, recreation and rc-crea-
ton Of nerves n bodies. Here IS land
for use as summer homes and hotels,
for municipal camp grounds and noun
tain pa-as. for study and a
There is need for more roads and trails
to mako it accessible. Recrcational
development is necessary SO thai these
regions may be visited without danger
to the visitors or the forests. Money
is needed to build fireplaces SO camp
fires may be built in prope places and
thus prevented from spreading to the
surrounding territory and destroying
tho timber. Shelters are needed to
protect the visitors in a OF bad
weather. but most OF all she camping
places must be made sanitary. Trash
must be burned or buried. The wood
arc wholesome and r-ejuvenating until
polluted by man. People are coming
to these beautiful play areas and It is
necessary to protect them FROM dis
ease and see that nature is not handi-
capped in its effort to- build up and re
create the human body.
, 1922-01-22
FORESTS ARE
PRIME MECCA
FOR TOURISTS

shoshoni national forest during
the 1921 tourist season was visited
by approximately 41.<o0 people.
who spent about $500 recreation
al days there. or this number OF
visitors $4,000 were motorists who
Travelled in $500 motor cars.
The use OF the national forests
for recreationai purposes Is in.
orcasinF each year. partly duo to
the efforts OF the forest service to
mako them better known to the
public The Fairgrounds offer I'M
excelied opportunities for amuse
rient and enjoyment. free Of charge
to the American public.
, 1922-01-22

nicipa1 camping ground. capable Of
caring for 5000 auto tourists. has
been provided Theirs Will Be room
for everybody. -chsyenns welcomes
Wyoming and Wyoming welcomes
the world to the isz2 Fronusr ceio-
bration.
, 1922-01-22
Ew PROCESS TO USE RUBBER
AS P~APER~MAKING MATERIAL.

Rubber viii be used in papermaidng
oy a recently patented procesa which
$ the result OF many years expert
nents. Rubber latex. or milk. as It
mes from the tree. Is mixed with
iaper pulp. Many kinds Of paper are
benefited In this way. The. proportion
If rubber varies. up TO 20 per cent. for
ifferent apera..
, 1922-01-22
FORESTS RICH
IN RESOURCES
OF ALL KINDS
Millions of Acres in Wyoming Propide
Watersheds for Irrigation, Craze
Herds, Furnish Lumber Supply
By II. n. WHEELER.

chief of Public Relations. United States Forest Service,
OF the twelve national forests, all or partly within the state
OF wyoming, six containing 1906, 036 acres Of government
lare, are under the supervision of District No. 2 OF the United
States Forest Service Department of Agriculture, with head
quarters at Denver, Colo. Timber on these forests conserves
moisture for 100000 acres of irrigated land in the state and
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
WIdOOZUS, WHOOZUS

Business wasn't SO good so long she carried her
hair around on the top of her head like Chinaman.
Men were afraid to trust emselves in taxicab with
ga owing to the big demand for corpses at the city
morgue.
For two weeks she taxicrabbed among the populated
portions of the roaring fortes and didn't grab but
customer That was an inebriated who lived
somewhere up around the Bronx. Wslen she got him
home she had to carry him up three flights of steps
the elevator didn't after Then he wanted to
pay her off in kisses.
Something had to be done If business got any
tougher Winnie would have to go back to hash singing
All the yeggs around town who stepped on the gas
were doing good business but Winnie wasn't making
enough to buy biscuits.
She decided the public sceered of her because she
a sweetie Next day she popped out into the open
with her locks gone, regulation chaffeur's lid
pulled down over her eyes and cigarette sprouting
from the corner of her mouth
Winnie wasn't two blocks before she had ia cash
customer ssDrve me to the Battery he snapped
pulling the door closed on his coat tail Wherewith
Winnie proceeded to give him the toughest journey
of his from Columbia circle to the waterfront
When he stepped loose from there he slapped
twenty berry note into her clean and mancured paw
which was outstreached like European diplomats
Her face suspiconed something and he took second
look into her mug to make sure.
"u you re gon to pull that herman stuff, y he said
walking off without his change, you'd better get
some axle grease on them hooks -
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
The Nafionai Daily

From then on, Winnie started to follow directions.
Within week she had everything to make her look
like hobo except whiskers. She'd had them except
artificial hair is very expensive and she couple
of months behind in her boudoir rent anyhow.
That's how women started to disguise emselves in
mems togs and to make it stick some of 'em have
started chewing tobacco and swearin
Knckerbockers, wooden stockings cigarette holders
and cowboy hats followed quicker than indigestion
pursues welsh rarebt Within week Winnie had all
the cash trade bottled up tighter than beer The
orthodox chaugeurs chasing her night and day but
that don't mean what you think. They were trying to
coerce her off her beat Her curtaied noodles coquet
ting with her weatherbeaten complexion drew SO much
business the competition was about to for an
injunction in restraint of trade.
Winnie was about the swelest piece Of bric-a back
catering to the geographical whims Of al-comers
When she stepped into her sixcylinder cheater you
couldn't tell whether she was>diked out for round of
golf or gaop over the ultrasnobbish bride paths
She the first flapper in the world All the others
are simply nieces and grand daughters She started
the monkey business and the family is bigger than
brood of waterbugs scampering around boarding
house sink
LowheeI shoes, roll-top hose split and artificial
only four of the msdemeanors Of feminine fashions
which Winnie brought on a thirsty world
Any Sunday in the week you witness flock Of
Wnnies little sisters spoofng along the boulevards in
shoes which combination of Indian moccasns and
Scandinavian skis. They 1oseless, shortvamped
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

public nobody will bet him. and he expects to do the
betting with citizens, who hsve great conf
dence in Queerlegs, especially against Society Williams
In fact the only guy my old lets in is Queerlegs
himself because of Queeregs has to know when
he is to lose, after being used to winning. Of
course Queerlegs says it is all right with him. but what
does he go and do them the dirty crook but tell several
other people of his color just what is coming off
Well, the night of the prize fight, which is in the
basement under the O. K. saloon, my old man has all
his money bet on Society Williams, and who do you
think is betting Queerlegs but these friends of
Queerlegs OF course this perfectly natural my
old man is any hand to trust many people :
So just before the bell rings for the first round my
old craws up into Queeregs' corner and he says
to Queerlegs' like this
"Queerlegs," he says ''you know the money we
to get for this fight. You know about the purse Of
sixty bucksf"
''Yes, sub, Queerlegs says. "Ah knows"
"Well, my old man says, "all wish to say to you
that bet your end of the money Society Williams
over there, so do not make any mistakes"
Well, naturally, Queerlegs forgets everything but
his own dough- and he steps right out and lets this
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
By CAROLYN VANCE

the corners so that eagle-eyed Wis
itors may not spot speck Of dust,
her children must always be spot
less and well hammered, and her
husband well darned. For the
calcium that beats upon the fenf
nine office seeker is fierce indeed.
Her clothes are bound to be
another problem. III she dresses
styishly she arouses the resent.
ment of the poorer and less clever
women. IL she dresses plainly she
viii fail 70 impress the feather
Drained who Judge by fine feathers
alone.
Although it's a hard life and Il
seems strange that so many wom-
en- are turning from such safe
professions as school teaching an6
stenography to take up a political
trade in which there ~ always
bound TO be unemployment. for il
can never be managed so that one
can always he on the inside look.
ing ous. hut one A. nearly alwsya
forced 20 take turns ~ being On
the outssos looking In.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
QUEERLEGS MOORE, FIGHTER

who is smudge by the name of Queerlegs Moore,
smudge being way of saying colored fellow. he is
called Queerlegs, because his legs are very funny
looking and when he is not prize fighting he is porter
in the Grand Hotel, and frst-rate porter at that
from all hear.
Well my old man manages this Queerlegs Moore, and
he puts him in many a scrap against other prize
fighters down in Easements and other places where the
cops not apt to CO. except maybe to the prize
fight because prize fighting is very Illegal in my old
home town.
There is prize fighter in the next town by the name
of Society Williams who is also a smudge, and who
is not considered in the class with Queerlegs
either hotel porter prize fighter, but my old
man matches Queerlegs against him just the same,
because while he is studying things over he thinks Of
something big
1t seems my old man thinks of betting his bank roll
Society Williams, instead of Queerlegs and then
having Queeregs lose the prize fight. Some may
figure this very peculiar proposition but Queerlegs
is my old mans prize fighter and if manager cannot
do what he pleases with prize fighter, who cant
Well, of course my old man does not let this idea get
out much In my old home town. because if it becomes
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
By BUGS" BAER

His wife had been married so many times and buried
many husbands that she had epitaph rubber
stamp. All she had to change the names and the
dates. She thought that Inscriptions ombsones
light reading and matter how hard she cried
she always had enough presence of mind to frt with
the pabearers and try to be resigned to ultimate fate
The trouble with family there too many
aunts and not enough unces. When you live out on
farm you get lazy and when it cold of the
would want to out and chop the wood and get water
from the pump Pop used say that writer's could say
all they wanted about The Great Outdoors but give him
The Great Indoors.
He loved his linoleum slippers and his Morris chair,
and would stay there all night with the lampght stream
ing his white beard and looked almost CHASTITY in his
dignity. Ma would be showing how to wash the dishes
in the kitchen sink without getting hands wet And
we never did.
Yes that's the melodeon in the back of the album It
doesn't work now, but when it did it played Bonnie
Prince Charlie" just like alarm clock.
Well, goodby. When you go out viii you throw the
doormat into the vestibule? You've got to be careful
nowadays, with all the bank robberies.
by ssrCo
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

other way for a woman TO get
herself talked about. IL has been
a long time now since men topped
the practice Of openly besmirching
the characters OF political rivals.
But now in hotly contested cleo
tions secret vIllifying campaigns
are carried on. Think of what
that win mean when women have
reached that stage in their poll
ticsI development. You are quite,
apt to overhesr such remarks as
this;
MY dear I wouldn't vote for
that woman. When ! called on
her the osber day could WRITE
MY NAME in the dust on her fur
niture.-
What woman candidass could
survive such a scandal an thatf
I ask you. The woman candidate
must be an irreprcachahle house
keeper. which means dixxinx out
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
THE FAMIL Y ALBUM

Tv HATS group picture of Aunt Fismee. She
Of the prettest girls in Montgomery county but ran
off with bilposter for of those carnival shows.
He decorated of the most important fences in the
whole United States but Aune discovered that he
already married and loved his wife when she happened
to be in the vicinity.
Aunte valedctorian of her graduating class In the
village cooking school, but when she got the plat
form and said, "The glory that greasehats about
far she got because somebody slapped her In the
middle of her speech with testimonial potato frtter
Her sister Beezie was pretter than Fismee, but
she got married either.
Beezie had askms.
No. not asthma. know what asthma is because every
body In town had a copy. She had askma-
Lots of eligible young used to call her and hold
her hand but when they wanted to kiss Beeze she would
say, "Ask ma"
The young fellow would ask ma, who always put her
carpet slipper the entire proposition and that naturally
compelled the young to take hats and coats and
60 home.
Then her pop would running In and say he would
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

Feminine candidates are bios
somins--and like the bumper
peach biossoms-end like the
bumper peach crop which Is an
nuaiiy ruined GIN the newspaperS
by frosts, the candidates are apt
to be nipped at the spring prima-
ries.
Nevertheless running for office
just now is the fad and Is sue
ceeding beauty contests as a ma
tionsi psstime for women.
Political contests are 20 much
fairer than beauty contests. In
politics hump on the nose is not
such an irremedisble handicap n
one has compenxsting ideas on per-
sonsl liberty.
To be sure. q neat ankle is Just
as good q campaign argument as
the tariff. for instance; but. on the
whole. good looks do rot carry
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

WHEN they caught Winnie Wakover they nabbed
~ the party who responsible for the worst
craze ratified without consent of the people.
Winnie started this about bobbed hair for
women which is the biggest step backward civilization
ever took forward
Men who have been used to going home soaked and
driving the wife around the by the two braids
of her hair have been doubled into pretzes trying to
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

fumbiins about in a smoke cloud.
The burning questions to which
answers are anxiousiy and grsvely
sought from ell women candidates
for office are invariably as fol-
lows;
DO you believe women should
be allowed to smoker
do you think shifterism should
be abolished7"
How high should a woman
wear her skirts7''
Are you In favor OF jszz7
do you think the curfew lsws
should be enforced7"
When you have learned TO an
wwer thece questions giibiy and
tactfuliy you have passed success
fully the first test Of a candidate
and eli that remains for you TO
"a ss to set ycVrse'f elected.
Getting into politics Ia ju<t am
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

a woman very far in politics.
II actually leaves her In the
same position as when she started
for II works out this way. II
woman In handsome It carries
her forward quite distance with
the male voters and with the fe-
male voters Il carries her back
just that far. II sometimes hap.
pens that the male voters OF
town are two busy lounging about
eyeing the flappers to vote on cleo
ton day. and IN that case good
looks are an actual handicap 10
a woman.
Being candidate for Congress
or governor or what not Ia not
hard II YOU learn few principals
regarding the burning questions OF
the day. You need not tangl@ up
ycur gray matter trying for -olu-
tons 20 the bonus question or tie
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Of the 1922-model Winnie is the elephant

The hat of the 1922-model Winnie is the elephants
suspenders.
Usually turnedup-infront papier- r-mache pie plate
in varigated colors found on and off the rainbow in
wholesale and retail quantities. 1t the henna.
of the United States Great Britain France Japan and
other nations silly enough to jump into the Four
Horsepower of the Apocalypse treaty.
That was another crime that Winnie invented before
she caught and jailed by the Gerry Society for pat
entng and copyrghting spurious styles for who
don't know any better than to succumb
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
By KIRK MILLER

affairs revealing six colors leather Of which
came off the same animal
Her stockings any shade Of mauve which you can
can't imagine. Skirt kneelength That means it's
just above the knee or just trifle below She
anything for blouse from paper sack to a table
napkin. The blouse can be anything at all that isn't
needed by the garbage collector.
And the hat All, now you speaking of the best
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
By DAMON RUNYON

Society Williams swat him right the lisser
1t is pretty sight to my old when the referee is
counting Queeregs Moore out, but the crowd is much
astonished, because Queerlegs figures to win so
easily.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

UTHEN he Is young squirt back in my old home
w town out West my old man Is considered by
one and all very hot sport.
OF course he is not hot sport any more because my
mother win not stand for hot sports In family, but
in his younger days my old man is certainly warm.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
ATowADAYs one never knows
~ what woman win next an
uounc~ herself for office.

nounce herself for office.
While hanging over the back
fence talking to the woman next
door Il is well 20 be prepared TO
hear her announce casually:
''oh, say. I am out for Con-
sress from this district. hope you
win vote for me-"
Or she Is seeking the guberns-
sorial nomination, or the mayorai-
~ or the constability.
Women candidates for office this
spring are as plentiful as the holes
IN feminists husbands socks.
These women are candidates
mind you--not nominees for "a
party. Most anybody may an
nounce himself or herself an a
candidate. but becoming a nominee
IN something else again.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

ony ~
figure how to get death-cutch on women who have
abbreviated hair.
Winnie Walkoyer started her career of crime as a
New York taxicab driver. Instead of starting at the
bottom and working her way up, she commenced at
the top and gradually slipped down the ladder to an
ordinary sea-going sand-bagger
1t was while plying her trade up and down Broadway
as gasoline pilot that the idea of the century hit her.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

Hs II great hand for betting little money any
proposition which comes along, and In those days
propositions very numerous back in my old home
town, including such matters prize fighting.
Maturity my old man is much interested in prize
6ghtiI and in fact he has prize fighter Of his own
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

the back of the basement and out hops several coored
parties swinging razors, and making for the ring
We hear the next day from >hundred miles north
about an excited looking coored party half naked,
and with boxing gloves his hands, still running, and
nobody ever sees Queeregs In my old home town again
tCepyrixh By
The Washington times., 1922-04-09

That Compelled the Young Man to Go Home.
punch the young the nose and seemed to consider
the proposition of the best offers he made in
his business career al
Beezie is stIl spinster and ask ma is what did It.
But all that talk is about useless smokestack
rowboat Her pop didn't live very long after that 1t
just about the time of the year that is
when he thought he heard robin singing and changed
from his red flannels to his beeveedees.
The Washington times., 1922-04-09
Angus Browsdorf
Born 1845
A. ID.
Died 1895
b. v. ID.
It read:

There were fifty carriages in the triumphal procession
to the cemetery They could have said the cpl
taphs but it seemed TO describe the situation exactly and
no matter what you say nobody believes it anyway.
The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
Time to Quit,

This one from the Flash, published
by the Merchants Heat and Light COM
pany:
Harry Warren, five-year-old son of
E. A. Distler, came around the other
day when the latter was singing the
baby to sleep. "She's almost uncon-
scious, isn't she!" he inquired. "Yes,"
said daddy. Well, then" said young
Harry. you better quit singing or
you'll kill her."-Detroit Free Press,
The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
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The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
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The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
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Rlad but recently moved into the
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sal b church on Sunday, accom-
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Ai'4 the services the minister
Md 10 the door to shake hands
ha a and said to Hilda: "And
nl aldnt you bring your daddy with
lMr
% replied, "0h, he's home taking
m : q brother. He doesn't care for
aae1es o. picture shows, anyway"
The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14

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The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
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The St. Mary banner., 1922-01-14
Modern Formula.

"Still following up that chorus girls
divorce suits"
"Yes. I've read SO much that they
no longer seem like the scandals Of
perfect stranger"