The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-11-16

affluent with great wisdom head are burst
with many thought Why are Ladies kill so many
Honorable Husbands? Such question is ask on many
corner and subject debate at large gathering.
History all teach that many years ago. when all reside
In cave, and much violence abroad in land, when
Honorable Husband must go to work with club in hand
that beautiful Lily Flower animal which he call wife
are hid far back in cave and tremble with fear
that no gossip indulge in with wife in abode
which next to her. and when Honorable Husband
become intoxicate from chewing of Bratle Nut bush
and would with malignance pound Lily Flower wife
with club She would carefully submit with much joy
fulness to humping.
And why repete, why? because all husband
alike only thump harder than others. But when
Honorable Husband take massive club and go abroad
and dash brains out of many head when after
many years Honorable Cave Husband subdue from
promiscuous beating-then Lily Flower Wife come
forth and explain, now since have conquer World
that shall have no fear l shall demand half. Now
since World safe for Democrats 1 shall be Demo
crat."
And when Honorable Husband offers demurage Lily
Flower takes pistol gun and scatters Honorable Hus
bands brains about For She shall tell the Honorable
Judge that he tried to thump her. he shall be
their offer discredit she also permit sit
in Court with great display Of plump hose, till Honor
able Jury forget evidence and say with much nudging
THAT SO young and beautiful Flower should be in
carcerate from sight" What her address Of
street,"
Dear people it are awful, such condition of affair
are now come that in our City the Prosecution Ator
ney will permit of Wife for such small affair
such a shame to bother her. Even when eye witness
calamity with mule to testify.
Even in home where board is horrible example of
ondton which changing about
The Honorably Seraphic Peabody and his deectable
lncient wife who lost her pulchritude wearing hoop
kirts have much loud argument and pro. Many
month past he made purchase Of Pool Store with fam
ly bank finance. And, his adorably wthered wife
ostuated orally at tiny hour of night for elucidaton Of
IL boarding house roomers thus-"Yes" You say
will make many dollars from who will come
your parlor TO shoot craps Poor little things why
houd they be shot" ooh that should thus live to see
the simoleums OF my Fore Fathers squandered
slaughter house where pool & craps to be shot"
You will be bloody all the time" she squaked while
he boarders giggled respectfully, after his own
fashion.
But time past. the Honorable Seraphic Pea
body a success and his dear wife come to din
table this day with hair short and with snap
finger artcuate Conner Seven! Mother desires new
wearing apparel" and such other epaphs as are now
popular in pool halls. She now exclam "ATY Pool
and refers to her Honorable husband as Poor
Fish" and says What would the men do without we
wimmen to business for them" And the Lady whom
operates our Boarding House spoke in return to her
thus-(she being Of Irish consen) yea DO! poor div
wills they a lot Of bother"
And So most Honorable Husbands you too have
adorable little lotus flower home, who is watching
for you to lay down your club, and then Good Eve
ning'l the most Honorable Judge will say my poor
dear chied You have suffered much" too much fear
discharged" JAKE.