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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-06-25
"WANDERLUST" TEST
OF u. S. N0BBY CORDS

The return leg if one Of the most
wonderful camping tours on rec
ord was begun early in June by Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Uhlyk, who left
New York headquarters for their
home in Los Angeles. On their way
east the tourists covered $3.50
miles in a great swing through tho
northwest and then on toward New
York through the Lake states and
then the New England states, On
their journey west they will pro-
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-06-25

''It took us four hours to labor
iously work our way up the noun
tain side. But it took us nearly
three weeks to get down the other.
Bad as was the journey up. the de-
scent was terrible. AS the crow
flies, the distance was probably not
more than eighteen miles, but our
speedometer showed siXty-three
miles for the journey down.
'At one place the declivity was
so steep that we had to rig make
shift windlass, attach our heavy
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-06-25

they were finally induced to APP
proach it and some of them rode
in it.
A most distinguished passenger
was the queen of Swaziland. who
took great delight in sounding the
horn and in bouncing on the seats.
"And she concluded by demand
ing money for allowing us to enter
tain her" says Mr.. Catlin.
1.-THE queen is a thrifty soul, but
she is the absolute ruler over a
good many thousands of the simple
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-06-25

natives. Her people are gentle and
lazy and live almost exclusively on
sort of corn mush they make
from the kaffir corn they grow.
1--WE had learned from natives we
had met that we were near the
queens kraal and determined to
visit her. 1t was certainly rough
country but we finally made it.
Her ladyship was in mourning
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-06-25

for her son and at first refused to
see us. But some Of her attend
ants whispered to her in the native
language about the wonderful wag-
on that did not need oxen to pull
it in which we travelled, and she
finally came out of her kraal, or
grass house.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
More City Real Estate Loans Wanted

We still have
Our monthly
like paying rent to improve haven't the
will let have it. At
SOME REAL BARGAINS
We real
interested in buying think
you can't afford to pass some bargains have.
LIBERTY BONDS
pay highest price Liberty Bonds
BUILDING AND LOAN INVESTMENTS
building
its nontaxabe
organization
left with for "a months $780, better with it?
INSURANCE
appreciate
business.
HOUSES FOR RENT
want phone
want-n don't happen to have it. HNs
Harry Smith, building
salesman; Cochran. manager; Slaughter, cashier
A. B. COCHRAN COMPANY
First National Bank Bldg Office phone 1872 phone 376
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
DOING THEIR DUTY
Scores Of chlckasha Readers Are
Learning the Duty Of the
Kidneys.

To filter the blood is the kidneys
duty.
When they fail to do this the kid
neys are weak.
Backache and other kidney ills
may follow.
Help the kidneys do their work.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills-the test.
ed kidney remedy.
0hickasha people endorse their
worth.
J. G. Vaughn. night watchman,
S17 N. 4th St., Chickasha, says:
so far as my experience goes,
Doans Kidney Pills have been en-
tirely satisfactory in every way. My
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
MsxlA TO ossssvs sAssArn.

Mexia. Texas. March s.--sirici
Observance of the sabbath day. so'
cordIns to law. win be the order In
Mesia henccforh. County Attorney
l.. y. Eubank has Issued a proclama'
tion banning ''the fragrant violations
Of the sabbath laws and reckless dis
regard for the Holy sabbath" He
solicited the support Of all citizens
In preventing the desecration Of the
sabbath
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

Kidneys got TO boihcrIns me and I
had lameneas and soreness IN my
back. II was on my feet long,
my back got to aching. read OF
Deans kidney pills and they soon
gave me relief"
0oc at all dealers. foater.Mllburn
Co. Mfrs. Buffalo. n. "
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
HARNESS REALTY AND RENTALS

PhOne F1rst Building. Residence
Broom pasered house. so
lights yard schools
line. $1,600
Groom modern two story house, heat Soft
Best know of at $4,000 Exceedingly
Owner moving California.
beautiful lot 5O Grand Boulevard Willard
Level floor.
haye cheap homesteading
Some valuable oil ~
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

NOTICE.
Sealed bids will he received nj
the office OF City Clerk OF the City
OF Chickasha. Oklahoma. until
o'clock r. NJ. March .. 1922. for
the construction OF a lateral sewer
In Sewer District Number Thlrty.
one OF the City Of Chickasha. Bids
will be opened by tho Mayor aud
City Council In regular session on
the 9th day Of March. 1899, IN the
Council Chamber Of the City Hall Of
said city. Plans, profIles, specIfIca-
tIcns and estimate OF cost are now
on file In tho office q the City
Clerk.
All bidders shall enclose with
their bids. certified check OF
$4,000 zone Hundred Dollars) az n
pledge Of good faith with the city.
the check 10 be returned TO the un,
successful bidders on the award OF
the contract TO another. and to the
successful bidder ON the execution
" 100000 bond approved by the
Mayor and City Council.
The City OF Chickasha. Oklahoma.
reserves the right TO reject any aud
all bids.
o. coFFMAN.
Attest: Mayor.
J. X. WELLB0RN.
City Clerk. 25-l0t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

The nahaI temple being built In
a suburb north Of Chicago Is an
universal house OF worship. all sees
being welcome.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
LOOK EAST

Looking east from the Oklahoma
National Bank or the Chickasha
National Bank you can read my
sign, The Cheney Second Hand
Store.-Tom Cheney, Phone 400.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
CHOICE WAsHITA BOTTOM

improved verden 100
alfalfa looking for hs Of good bottom
land you can't heat Price t6oo
900 Acres st miles from chkasha. 100 In
afalfa-wii all $4,000 per
100 choice washta bottom miles from chckaaha
Well n alfalfa land This
offered for o dsai location and we'll
alfalfa Can rent for for 5000 per acre or &c, half the
bale loaded OF
waeed Price $4,000
Half cash. fine opportunity IN cattle business
We anything for cash and
don't fail to before you buy.
MAJOR BROTHERS
asa frs, National Bank BLDG
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
statesmen WANTED

SALESMAN to cover local territory
selling dealers. Guaranteed salary
OF $4,000 week for right man. The
Commercial Radium Co.. Fifth Ave.
Bldg, New York. 6.6t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
DO YOU KNOW

w
That used cars are cheaper
now than ever before.
THAT they viii be- higher In
the spring when the demand
increases,
II you are n prospective pur.
chaser you should buy now and
save money. We have some
real bargains IN used cars Of
popular make that have becn
rebuilt In our shops and We
are sure we can satisfy YOU ~
10 price and quality.
1921 Model stephens Touring
completely overhaulcd In our
shops. New paint Job. now
tires. fs9s.0o.
1919 Nash Touring. complete
overhaul. new pison rings pin.
new top, battery. paint Job and
tires. sGs5oo.
1918 REQ Touring Car. good
tires and In good mechanical
condition. s5s5.oo.
1918 Overland Sedan. good
paint job and tires. completely
ovorhauled with new piston
rings, pins and timing gears.
$4,000.
1919 Haynes Touring. good
condition. $4,000.
1919 Oakland Touring. good
condition. $4,000.
1920 Nash Touring. excellent
mechanical shape. s725.o0.
1919 Chandler chummy, good
tires. paint and mechanical
shape. $4,000.
Terms 10 responsible parties.
Buy now aud save money.
Shultz-Stinson
Motor Co.
422424 Kansas. - Phone $50.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
MAJOR BROTHERS
FARM LANDS AND FARM LOANS

unlimited loan farm land
Immediately Of e giving the best
OF service
We have exceptional bargains lands
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

FOR SALE-Frost proof cabbage,
Georgia grown, Soc per hundred
postpaid. Kings Plant Yards. 1924
Colo. Ave. Phone 1317-R. 2-10-3Ot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Extra large rooms for
lighthousekeeping or bedroo m s !.
1112 Chickasha Avenue. Phone 1921.
4 s 3-2-SOt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Hay, the kind you want.
Phone 40. 21-30t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

FOR SALE or will trade good build
ing lot. See w. w. HARRISON. 9-3t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

FOR RENT ~ Nice furnace, heated
room with board, private entrance.
Hot and cold water. 519 Minnesota.
7-3t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

FOR SALE--12 room house, suitable
for restaurant, in railroad town.
Cheap for quick sale. 1928 s. 5th st.
Phone 1445-J. 9-St.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09
FOR RENT

FOR RENr-i,ed room TO one or two
ladies'. Phone iiss. sel.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

MONEY-Some private money to
loan on city property Short term
loans. Phone Sc. A. b. Thompson.
6-3t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-03-09

s2.500.O0 to loan on Chickasha prop.
erty for one year at 10 percent. L.
l.. Bryan. Ills Colcord Bldg, Okla
homa City. 9.6t.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Must Have Recommendation

known her to leave the Office
during working hours---without
powderfns her nose She has
never permitted . male client to
visit my Office without distracting
his attention from his business to
her charms. Shs was In my en-
ploy for two weeks and was in
defstigable In typewriting letters
to her friends. Hoping for =
return Of this favor, I am
ADAM PENwIPCR."
Then there II the gentleman on
Long Island who had the Swedish
hired girl who could do every
thing except cook and keep
house. She asked him for Z
recommendation and, after sleep-
ing over the matter, he wrote the
following character, which shs
thankfully received and used:
ITO whom Il may concern,
This = to certify that Hilda
Svsnson has been In my employ
nearly q month and take great
pleasure In saying that she b the
tallest hired girl We have ever
had.
JOHN HoMEswEEr.-
Still, for al that every sd
says: "Must Have, Rsoemmenda-
tiouv
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Choose Your News

YVHE ksissrs hss married 10 prtness
The attended by former royal quincss
les that way with these Of might
They get tod old to fight
The Of Welsh quite beyond eonjscturs
He'd rather hold our frsndshp
Than rsk IL BY a lecture tour
sultan In emphatic
And have a that they eal democratic.
But though they smile and s.airk.
Turk win always Be Turk
John Jacob A.sor he'll take all Of his worldly
And salt down In England and that ssns rather funny
When all those dollars and those esnts
Come from Manhattan tsnsnsnts.
there's nsusht left but
The candidates for Office have relieved sf their spouins
The grabs the dinner pail
Aad huslss moro for the hslsA
hss traded wife In New York, for q nvvsr.
Twas much Of compliment but all that he would
He left the trouble known love
To fly to others known Of
Sabssa fre. bootleg ship loose Leas lsnd.
A.A caused much from the lwlana he highland
The stuH that ths pirstss
WsJd make an Of
Copyright 1874 Britain Rights RsssrvsA
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Statistics Are Wonderful

that have gone wrong in the past
three years were read into one
phonograph record, this record
would be as large around as the
Aquarium.
II all the safes broken into by
yeggmen In the United States In
the past fiscal year were made
into one safe and towed out on
lighters and set in the middle Of
the Atlantic Ocean, Il would
sink.
II all the stamps enclosed with
manuscripts by aspiring authors
In one year were made into one
sheet of stamps It would cover
the State Of Rhode Island and, In
value, would pay the national
debt Of Bulgaria.
II an aviator should leap from
his airplane while up 4,678 feet
6 inches and should land In q
lake eighteen miles wide and 1<1
feet . inches deep, he would
make quite Q splash.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
All Up for
Scrod Week
TO assist the fishermen q
l Massachusetts, to sell their

ITO assist the fishermen q
Massachusetts, to sell their
. enormous catches Of scrod,
officials Of the Department Of the
Interior are taking the lead in
arranging "Scrod Week" cam
paign. The chief object Of the
campaign will be to familiarize
home folks with the many vir-
tues of the scrod and to popular
ize this little fish with the masses.
Arrangements are being made
for psrades in all the large cities
to be led by the mayors Of the
various municipalities carrying a
scrod OF two In each hand.
Pamphlets explaining that the
scrod is but a small cod will be
distributed In all the public
schools. Handbills will also be
circulated which will show a
cross-section of a scrod and q
diagram Of how it is caught, play
by play.
Merchants m all lines Of bust
ness have been asked to CO.
operate with the leaders Of the
campaign by displaying "Scrod
Week" posters. Many Of them
have signified their willingness
to give a scrod away with every
IS worth of merchandise. Sew
eral hundred men, dressed as
scrods, will distribute handouts.
Popular song writers will do their
share by contributing a ballad to
be sung at the various "Scrod
Week" dances. They have prom
ised the committee to rhyme the
words "pod," "hod" and sod"
but will not use the compound
word "forty-rod," which, al
though Of New England extrac-
ton, is not considered a nice
word at This time.
In speaking of the campaign
Mr.. McOonf, chairman of the
committee appointed by the de-
partment, said:
"Scrod, although well-known
in Massachusetts, are not gener-
ally popular throughout the East.
For this reason the Massachusetts,
fishermen are forced to throw
many Of them back at the close
of the season. The scrod makes
an excellent pet, being small and
durable. 1t has a very sunny dis
position. AS it grows older and
takes on the form Of a cod it is
readily convertible into an excel
lent fry or broil. 1t can also be
used as beverage.
~"UnusuaIly favorable condi-
tions of temperature and humid
ity during the fishing season have
been responsible for an excess Of
scrod. Official estimates show
that 33,000,000 scrod will be left
over unless something Is done.
This is 167 more than all tho
scrod caught during the fiscal
year Of 1921, so justification Of
"Scrod Week" cannot be ques-
toned"
Detailed announcements re-
garding arrangements will be
made from time to time. "Scrod
Week" buttons will be given to
all persons who parade during the
week or who take . scrod home
and make it comfortable. The
slogan for the week will bs,
"Scrods Right-Marchr
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
@NE Of the highest forms Of

NNE Of the highest forms Of
humor d the average
Recommendation which h
given to . discharged employe
by an angry employer and which
= % anxiously sought BY the
prospective employer.
Recommendation can say
more and mean less than any
other form of modern literature.
Most Of the people who lug these
things around do not take time
70 sit down and change them but
hand them over TO prospective
employers n their virgin state.
In prscf Of this read the fol-
lowing which was trustingly
handed ia . business man last
week by 4 stenographer, or, a. II
were. . private Secretary out Of
. fob. It was written by q man
N . hurry to get rid Of her:
'"To whom II may or may not
concern: The enclosed bearer,
Miss Phyllis Figtree, has been
with me for sufficient length Of
time. As . stenographer can
pronounce her an excellent Judge
Of clothes, jaxs dancing And
happer slang. A . worker, she
IL an untiring conversationalist.
A. to lie, ,endability, I have never
The Washington times., 1922-11-26

CTATISTICIANS have been
- busy on the case Of Gabri-
- ellie D'Annunzio, the Italian
author, aeronaut, general, and
lover, and find that he has writ
ten $500 miles sf poetry, II the
poems were typed and placed end
to end. To read all this the
average man would require
thirty-seven years; to under
stand it, eight hundred and
ninety-fve years and three
months.
Also statisticians inform Us
that If all the. speeches made by
Lloyd George were printed in one
newspaper the size Of the news
paper would be 10 great that no
body would read II.
Also, the amount Of real
liquor which has not been con-
sumed In America during the
past two years would All . tank
the size Of Madison Square
Garden SAT times.
II all the screen actors and
actresses who have been divorced
In the past Ave years were
gathered together. they would
All the Polo Grounds, standing
room only, seven and one-half
times.
II all the political prophesies
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Don't Jump
Out of Bed

TT isn't good for you to jump
out Of bed quickly In the
morning or any other time.
The new theory Of the doctors,
gathered in conclave in London,
% this:
DO not spring from. bed the
moment you wake. Do not spring
from the bed at all. II you
must get up, take 1t quietly. Get
ting out Of bed should take place
only after the person has thought
1t over for five minutes."
The old idea was that, ~ soon
q you opened your eyes, you
should fling off the bedelothes
and bound to the floor with .
display Of magnificent vitality.
That was all wrong. When the
Idea Of getting up comes to you,
sleep on It for q while.
"Springing out Of bed accele-
rates heart action after . long
period Of relaxation and in turn
excites the brain. with the result
that the individual becomes un-
balanced and remains unbalanced
for hours II not all day"
Have you never noticed how
many unbalanced people you
meet! Sometimes they al seem
funny. It Is because they all
jump out Of bed suddenly In the
morning. These are the new
rules:
'Undsr no circumstances
hurry"
''Raise the body to . sitting
position"
"Let the feet down quietly to
the floor one 1t . time"
''Maks the movements gradual
and placid"
jumping out Of bed Is sure to
shorten your life."
You may say that many per-
sons have heightened their lives
many years by springing from
the bed hurriedly - in case Of
fire, but what do you know about
III You have = nerve to dispute
the scientists.
How about the firemen, them
selves? Shall they use ten or
fifteen minutes getting up and
sliding down the polei Maybe
In some cases It would be impos-
sible to keep the fire going until
they get there.
The scientists are generally q
gloomy lot Of old coves, but this
time they have struck q popular
chord. They could have made n.
discovery that would have p,eased
people moro.
If you are late at the office,
flash the set Of rules at the boss
and say: Doctors ORDERS" and
then hear wrat the boss says.
Don't jump out of bed sud-
denly"
The doctors will have no trou-
bic putting that one over.
And to cap the climax, one
genius has invented a tickless
clock and another has invented
IN alarm clock that will not ring.
We may soon have it as soft a
they have It In Russia and not
have to 70 10 work at all.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Heard Along
Broadway
One Too Many.

One Too Many.
GONE wife too manyr s1-
" claimed Mrs. Wedsrly, ~
she glanced 1t the headlines of
her husbands paper. II sup
pose that ID an account Of the
doings Of some bigamist
mot necessarily, my dear"
replied her husband without dar-
lng to look up.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Suburbanity.

Suburbanlty.
WOMAN. should think you
=" would be aahamsd 10 beg In
this nsighborheod.
Tramp-Don't apologize for II,
mum, I've seen worse.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Helping Hersel&

T'HEY ware dining OF fow In .
1 restaurant.
''You sss," he explained, - hs
showed her the wishbons, ''you
take hold here. Then We beth
make . wish and pull, and when
h breals, the one who has the
biggest part Of II will have his
or her wish granted"
"But I. don't know Whist 10
wish for" she protested.
"Oh, you can Il ink Of some
thing" he said.
mo, I can't" she replied. ri
can't think Of anything I want
very much"
"well. m wish for you," he
exclaimed.
"wnl' you really1" she asked.
YEA"
'well. then. there's no NE
fooling with the old wiahbone," |"
shs interrupted with q glad
smile; ''you can have msr'
Ali the Same to Them.
MRS. SMITH John. Whatever
"a made you put thar Dad half
crown In the plst:
Mr.. Smith, Oh, that was all
right, my Gsar. The collection
was for the heathen. and you
don't think thoss chaps are going
70 tell the difference between
shst and . good one, do your
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Coming To Him.

Coming To Him.
A PORTLY woman Of very slu-
"A sive beauty was addressing a
meeting on Temperance Re-
FORM"
"My friends" she said. ri had
q husband who was addicted to
the bottle. He was . great trial
to mo, but one day ! persuaded
him to take th~ pledge. He did
%, and my Joy was 30 great, so
overwhelming, that ! flung my
arms around his neck and Kissed
him"
"And sarve i'm jolly well right,
too" added q voice from the
crowd.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
From Here
and There
Hard Luck.

teTHE worst of these suburban
1 houses is that the walls are
so thin you can hear everything
the people next door say. There's
a foreign couple next door to us,
and it's almost driving my wife
crazy"
"Violent, noisy people, ehf"
Eyes, but it isn't that. You
see, they quarrel quite a lot, and
she can't understand word they
say" -.
The Washington times., 1922-11-26
Won't Preach Il Again.

0AYE," said Sandy to the min
"A lister, cit was . powerful
discourse on Thrift ye preached
on the Sabbath"
"Ah'm glad ye were able to
profit" said the minister.
"Profitl Why, mon, ! would
have pit my saxpence into the
plate without . thought II it had
not been for your providential
words. They saved me fourpence
there and thenp'
The Colorado statesman., 1922-06-03
In the Span OF Life,

Tropical midges of sorts live less
than a day-sequoias have felt thesf
sap quicken with the warmth OF three
thousand springs. Somewhere between
these extremes, open our eyes, JooH
about us for time, and close mem
again. Modern political geography stits
shift of government give US MsIbnss-
listic feelings; but glance at rocks
or stars sends us shuddering nfoopS
the other notes. which glisteD for "a
moment In the sunlight and then van
ish-Wnliam Beebe In the AfiaDtic
Monthly.
The Colorado statesman., 1922-06-03
ELkS ANNUAL SERVICE AT THE
CHURCH OF REDEEMER.

The annual memorial services of
Mountain Lodge 80, l. b. z. o. e. of
W., were held at the Church of the
Redeemer last Sunday. A splendid
turnout of the antlered marching to
the church behind the stirring strains
of music of the Knights of Pythias
band, drew large crowd to witness
one of the most beautiful and impress
sive services ever held in Denver THE
program rendered was of a high order
and the addresses of Grand Esq. Vic
tor Walker and DIR. J. H. p. Westbrook
were especially well received. Fr.
Raining preached, the annual sermon
and pictured Elkdom as great help to
humanity in every way. The Redeem
er choir rendered very high class mu-
sical program especially arranged for
the occasion.