Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-10

Editors Note-Fearins bouquets (or
brckbats) may he hurled at the bird who
usually inflicts this column upon a defense
less public, we wish to state that we are not
responsible for this weeks contribution of wit
and wisdom. 1t was gotten out by "A. Trel-
lis which, of course, was not his name back
east and Is not the name under which he is
travelling since locating in Albuquerque 1t
should not be taken for granted that he is
member of the Clngins Vine family just be-
cause he chooses to write under the nom dc
plume of Trellis If you think you can i'm
prove on this, try yuor hand The entry books
are open and nobody is barely
SIGHT SEEING.
And parasols and pearl-gray spats
But fellow never
Such things conventional as these;
For he stops where traffic whirls
He stands aghast-he sees the girls.
THAT'S TRUE TOO!
Dr. Frank Crane says: From your chin down
you worth about dollar and half day."
and a local rummage man advertises that there is
Money in your attic"
PERHAPS A REMNANT SALE
Mrs. Peter oleson, democratic nominee for the
she spent less than six hundred dollars for her
campaign. Musabeen marked down to about
five-ninety-eght.
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Adam; Aren't the crabbscrawlings funny this
Eve: do you mean funny-ha! ha! or funny
queer"
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle says that he will
hope that he will bring us better service on his
Sub Terrestrial and Celestial Telephone, Inc. We
failed to get our number this year.
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Now that I nominated" says a woman
candidate, - will do the best l can for the party
throughout the fall campaign My desire is
to serve the people of the state who nominated
me-" Gosh, that sounds familiar. 1t slid into our
cerebellum without squeak
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We are Just fidgeting all over to know what
Mr.. Harvey Ferguson is going to tell in his book
anything terrible about Wilton G. Hardwing or
any of our friends for that matter
TOMORROW
Tomorrow Is my friend they say
friend / have not met;
friend who will watch the price | nav
And measure the goods l get.
friend who will meet me fair and SQUARE
And lend me the lift that is right
Who will urge me along while the chance
is there
And soothe me to sleep in the night.
THE OLD HOME TOWN
While on thirty minutes trip through the
business section of the city we heard red hot
speeches the following subjects: Paving
When? Where? And to Be Sure" university
Heights-the Poof Garden of the Southwest" and
Drainage, or Sell Yourself Future"
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Does Miss Minnie Fewcothes wear nom dc
plume?
Miss leila wants to know whether the Dr.
Crighton who drives Ford cabaret is a lung spe-
cialist or a nerve specialist. She says that she
called him in last week and that he demanded
deposit at once and went off without giving her
an examination. She is sorry that she told
him anything about her condition.
BING-zIp.
hit is never miss but a Miss may be
SOME Hit.
Dr. c. o. West. city health officer. advises us
to eat less during the hot months. but to- he, we
happen to board at the same place where friend
Doctor does
An office holder had been in luck for years
elected so quietly that he harbored no fears. And
when the new voters sought to GUST him from
there, the poor old incumbent had grown to his
chair.
Our idea OF the grandhighcockolorum of the
Brotherhood of Inconsistencies is druggist who
Kicks about the price of meat.
MISS ZELIA SAYS:
THE flapper is unruffled!"
often beauty is not skin deep"
Friendship, as charity, should begin at
She also adds that she knows how to say Eyes"
In three different languages.
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] stood on the bridge at midnight
Fevered and thirsty and dry;
something was wrong with all nature
FOR there was only one moon in the sky.
If YOU SHOULD WANT TO KNOW.
DR.. Josiah B. Game is Professor of Classics in
the Florida State College for Women, and at
Adair' OKLA lives Rev. A. B. Hunkapar
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ATTABOY!
Prospective Purchaser: This is a mighty
small lot for $780,"
Van Landingham: But YOU must inst ramon
Der that it is 5000 feet to the bottom of it."
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ALBUQUERQUE DIARY
Saturday. July 1000 Albuquerque shop men
take time off to the CITY, Not bad idea
either to look the old town over once in a while
But we have an idea Ono matter where we got III
that many of these boys will spend their vacation
washing windows, mnding the baby, and cleaning
the Kitchen range. That's all right men, you can
be glad you don't have to churn
l. T.. EdredRp