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The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"SAN DWlCH"

r ORD SANDWICH, who
i held high rank in England
during the latter part of
the Eighteenth century, not only
gave his name to the chain of
islands discovered by Captain
Cook in 177S, but it is also from
him that the slice of meat or
cheese Or the like betweea two
pieces of bread gets it's name.
It was because of the earl
of Sandwiches aversion to vast
ing even a moment of time, that
the sandwich" as we know it,
came into being. At bis Office
in the admiralty he made 1t a
rule to pay no attention to any
letter that was more than a page
in length, saying that anyone
can state everything they have
to say in single page, and that.
If the petition was longer,
he wouldn't have anything to
do with it because it was waste
full of the writer's time and Of
his. The same principle gov
erned his hours Of play. He
was an inveterate gambler. and
it was far from unusual for
him to sit for II to IA hours at
a stretch, watching the fall of
the cards.
At such times 1t was his Gus
tom to summon the waiter and
order whatever food happens
10 be in the house." Cold meat
and bread were usually forth
coming, so the earl would slip
a slice OF the former between
two slices Of the latter and de-
YOUR it with great relish. Soon
1t became the fashion to serve
Sandwiches - always spelled
with a capital-at the various
functions Of the day, and this
time saving device of an Eng
lish lord gave rise to a word
which is common wherever the
language is spoken.
(Copyrightl
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Feather Cake.

Cream three tablespoonfuls of but
ter, add three-fourths of "a cupful of
sugar, little at time until the whoa
is light. Drop in the yolk Of an egg
and beat until light. Sift one and
three-fourths cupfuls Of -four, add two
and one-half teaspoonfuls of baking
powder. Beat this into the finest mix
ture, alternating with one-half cupful
of milk, one-fourth of teaspoonful OF
grated orange rind and three drops OF
vanilla. Fold III the white of the egg
beaten stiff and bake In sheet. Serve
broken in pieces with fork
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
1/IDDIES SIX
~ Will M. Maupif1
FOR NE

r ASK not wealth or golden store,
I Nor right to rule my fellow man.
Just this I ask, and nothing more
To live my life as best | can.
ask not fame, nor high estate,
Nor argosies upon the sea.
I only ask that loved ones wait
To give sweet welcome unto me.
I ask no crown of high finance,
Nor plaudits from the GROWING
throng.
I only ask mans fair chance
To save my loved ones Ito" ah
wrong.
I ask not for the pOmp ana power
OF those who rule from golden
throne.
I only ask that every hour
I can provide well for my own.
(Copyright>
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
WifeIy Caution.

'Why all that storming?"
81 asked my husband for ten dol
iars."
"4Vell, Ii he must kick up fuss
like thrt, why not ask him for
nunarcd?"
Because I need his support. 4
don't want to see him drop dead"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
We Lone He Got 1t.

We Hope He Got 1t.
"You are working too hard" SAID a
policeman to a man who was drilling
a hole in a safe at two o'clock IN the
morning.
"What do you meant" asked the
burglar in disconnected tone.
81 mean you need arrest" answered
the policeman
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Santa Claus Best Advertiser.

Christmas trees undoubtedly repre-
sent destruction of timber of great
value. They also represent a stimula-
ton to business which every merchant
depends upon in his annual calcuia-
tons. It pays to advertise, and Santa
Claus, though myth, is the greatest
advertiser on earth.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
AS She Am Snok.

Eliza, l hears at yoh dsn,b.s,
church weddin' was some sbs :.
skrumpshus function"
''I'll say twas. AT ERE pal III ~
fang a wicked nuptial, ef | does !,
it myself"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Difficult Situation.

There are so many automobiles In
Crimson Gulch that you ought to have
a traffic cop.''
Cant get any one to take the job"
answered Cactus Joe. "Any one who
tries to be policeman Is In trouble
all the time"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Exhausted the suhlect

"Of course, you all talked about me
as soon as I left
mo, dear. We thought you had at.
tended to that quite sufficiently
Boston Transcript.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
CAKES TO BE EATEN THE DAY
THEY ARE BAKED

A IL shortcakes are best served hot
~ from the oven, and so are blue
berry gems. those delicious berry
filled cakes which we enjoy In the sea-
son. Cakes which are not rich enough
to keep well should be eaten the same
or the following day they are baked.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

Come QUIT Come lightly out to play
Like children and like gods, this day
Over the hills and far away.
Fannie s. Clifford.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
d m0KH BoGK ), Nu4 M~t ~<te

pan. Bake fifty minutes to an hour In
a moderate oven. Turn out On a thick
cloth and do not slice until perfectly
cold.
Copyright. 1922. Western Newspaper Union
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
High Finance.

He-So the jury awarded Flossie
$500 week alimony?
She-Yes she says it would seem 80
good now not to be dependent upon
R,an for her income !-Wayside Tales.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Rose Cake.

Cream one-half cupful Of butter, add
one and three-fourths cupfuls OF
sugar, little at time until the
whole is creamy. Sift two and three
fourths cupfuls of -four three times,
then add three tablespoonfuls of bak-
ing powder and sift again. Add the
-four to the butter, alternating with
one cupful of sweet milk and then fold
in the stiffly beaten whites of five eggs.
Take half the butter and color with
little fruit coloring, flavor with rose
and the white with pistachio. Drop
spoonfuls Of each into an angel food
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
A Born Mathematician.

81 saw your sister on the street to-
day."
Eyes? How did she fook?'
81 don't know, didn't see her face. "
"Then how did you know 1t was
herr"
"Oh, I'm pretty good at figures. -
Science and Invention.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Moved Him.

'That woman is really in hard cir
cumstances.'
"That SOP"
"Yes, her. story even softened the
heart of a bill collector"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

HAM heard you were stuck on
the horse the blind man sold Won.
Bud-We are even now. gave
him counterfeit bills.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
How Now?

Following the birth notices In a
paper there is a line: "Our Ads
Bring Results.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
UnmistakabIe Evidence

'Bliggins expresses a profound con-
tempt for money"
(which is sure sign" commented
Miss Cayenne, "that he hasn't anv"
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
All the Earmarks

Snub-They say Smith always
dresses in the height of fashion.
Dub guess he does. He always
looks uncomfortable enough.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
One Look Was Enough.

Faint Fat Shopper-"Where can I
get something to stay on my stomachT
Floorwalker-At the corset counter
rear third.-Judge.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Fair ENOUGH.

"Men have always alluded to us as
the fair sex"
"rWeIl, girlie?" ~
Now that we are getting control of
things. we must be fair."-Louisville
Courier-Journal.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
ICr1tiCura Soap
Is Ideal for -
| The Complexion
I Scan 25c. Ointment Is and sss, Taleum Csc.
Is That Cold and
Cough Hanging On?

NOU will be convinced that DR..
/ Kings New Discovery does just
what it is meant to do-soothes cough.
raw threats, congestion-tormentedi
chests loosens the phlegm pack and
breaks the obstinate cold and grippe
attack, relieves the congestion IN the
head. No harmful drugs, therefore
GOOD for children as we'll as grownups.
Right away you will notice the
change for the better. Has con-
v;ncirg. healing taste that you will
appreciate. Buy bottle at any drug
oists on the way home tonight, 6Oc.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Society News.

Mrs. Suds-I hear you're engaged.
Who is the happy man?
Miss Kettles-It amt a man; it's
a woman that's happy. Mrs. Bull
lion has engaged me as cook.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

Base decision on thought and experi-
ence, and it is not very likely to go
wrong.
(Copyright.)
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

and and general w.
comfortsbIEv4 !.
for I sspainshnssss.ge
home me- oS seg 81. aaMs
after att reading as' e y
gar, !. at once + : ! :
lydia lydia 3. Paai5,Ss.,
V eye table Cas'
pound. | hsVss w. :,
very gOotdresaItt,,s;
some fO;ne,o Of my s.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
IF TT ONLY LASTS.

Hubby-For heavens sake, what
kind Of a rig is that?
Wifey (haughtily): That's u
muffier.
Hubby: Good. You should have
worn one years ago.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

A girl will never believe a man who
tells her he loves her and let's it go
at that.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
Proceedinu With Caution

PTUCEEuIfIy VIII ,rg
Angelina-I'm afraid I'm ho' w.. ~
good cook, but I'll try ever ~ ~
after we're married. u,,,,u
Edwin-Better try noW' pel0tU y Ia,
married. Try it on your 1olAS 'D'
me know how it comes out
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
NERVOUS? SLEEPLESS'.
Women at EveryAge can be ns''D'
as Was This Woman

Minneapolis, Minn.-"Dr' r [aeIIsnt
Favorite Prescription Is 81 .,,ndoTa
builder of a nervous and IuI = spt.
system. During middle ss0 WAS 10
fered a nervous breakdoEh- +, rest q!
nervous I could not sleep " s1o when
night. I was very misera stion and
I began taking the Prescligp'1t re-
it did me a world OF soou nsress 50
lieved me Of all the nerSo Ot welI. !
that ] could sleep and resi- rsaTorits
can highly recommend arripe fot
Prescription as a NJ IIofer. Gil
women, Mrs. Glenn HOi'''
18th Ave-, South. ,,,able o.
Health is your most Va nhtsin Dr..
set. Do not neglect II, ,;ntion nOa'
Pierce's Favorite Prestiiap rng stors
In liquid or tablets al ul~s
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
MONTHS Of
SUEEER|l|
How a Baltimore C;,,p
cred Her Health
|IIIIIIlIIlIIINIIIIII

Baltimore, Maryland.
months | suffered with savo III serAl
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

Warned i'm Time.
/ much admire the motorist
Who gives me half a chance
And heralds with repeated "honks"
The speed of his advance.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORTA. that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that 1t
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
YOUR HAND

How 20 Read Your Characteristics
and Tendencies-the Capabilities or
Weaknesses That Make fol: Success
or Failure as Shown in Your Palm.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03
THE FINGER NAILS

WYE FIND sometimes in the hand
w Of woman short nails COM
bined with the following charac-
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-02-03

when boy is silent he Is
most. -
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AMY II HARBOUR
fo-lst,r-
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f4 See THE FouRHoasaaEN You Might Pictures
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The Washington times., 1922-03-24
coeva,ostr ~ p%AaRss 4 EWING

signing the costumes for The Cross
Triumphant" was in Washington
during the week for conference
with Mrs. Forrest. director of the
pageant, which is to be given its
initial production at the Cathedral
In May. Miss Gailor Is the daugh-
ter of the Right Rev. Thomas F.
Gailor, d. D., of Tennessee, one OF
the four bishops who will sponsor
the pageant. She VIII return TO
Washington at Easter-time to con-
ttnue her work in connection with
the pageant, and will be the house
guest of Ms. Rivers, wife of Col.
William c. Rivers at Fort Myer.
y
Count Costantini, special adviser
OF the Italian embassy, who is in New
York for a few days, is staying at
the Rtz-Carlton Hotel.
-
Major and Mrs. Tyson Romaine, of
New York, are at Wardman Park
Hotel for few days.
-
Mrs. August King-Smith has sent
out cards for a musicale at the King
Smith studio on Sunday from to
z o'clock.
Mrs. Percy Quin is cancelling all
her engagements on account Of the
recent death of her sister, Mrs. John
Limerick, of Natchez. Miss, who
has frequently visited her here.
=
Mrs. Frederick II. Brooke will en-
terrain at tea this afternoon for the
debutantes and young men who will
take part in the Spanish tableaux
to be given on April for the bene-
fit of the Girl Scouts. The gather
ing will be a get-together of the
young people and the artists, Mrs.
Luke McNamee and Alfred Clapp,
who are directing the tableaux.
Mrs. Marshall Bullitt and Miss
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

merritt w. Ireland. and Mrs. John
MICA. Palmer.
The American Minister to Poland
and Mrs. Hugh Gibson were guests
at luncheon today of Mr.. and Mrs.
Robert Wood Bliss, who entertained
q company of ten In their honor.
The Minister and Mrs. Gibson viii
be guests at dinner this evening Of
the Secretary OF the British Embassy
and Mrs. Henry Getty Chiffon.
-
The Minister Of Sweden and Nine.
Wallenberg, accompanied by their
daughter. Ingegerd Wallenberg, have
arrived at Miami, Fla. and are at
the Lincoln Hotel.
The Commercial Counselor Of the
British Embassy and Mrs. John
Joyce Broderick will entertain at
dinner this evening in compliment
to Mrs. Archibald Barklie.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Westcott are
entertaining at dinner this evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul 8. Reinsch are
entertaining at dinner this evening.
-
Miss Edith Wetmore, daughter Of
former Senator Wetmore Of Rhode
Island. is the guest Of Mrs. A. Gar
rison McClintock.
-
Mrs. Walter Farwell will leave
Washington April for her country
place on Long Island. whore she
will be joined by Mr.. Farwell. who
is now In Texas. Mr.. and Mrs.
Farwell have been occupying a resi-
dence in N street for three months
Mrs. Marsh, wife Of Capt. c. c.
March, u. s. N. will arrive from
England before the end Of the
month to spend April with her
brotherin-law and sister, Capt. and
Mrs. F'ranck Taylor Evans, at the
Naval Training Station. Newport.
-
George G. Sears, Of Boston, with
the Misses Ruth and Esther Sears,
are at the New Willard for a short
stay.
s.
Miss Virginia Hargreaves Wood.
who has been commissioned to do a
number Of portraits Of prominent
at Ills Connecticut avenue.
Mrs. Wilfred Du Puy will enter
tain at dinner this evening in com.
pliment to her mother. Mrs. Alex
ander Ramsey Thompson, who Is
her guest for the week.
-
Mrs. Herbert Musgrave has closed
her house prior to sailing for Eng
land, and Is spending a few days
with her uncle, Col. Archibald Hop
kins. Mrs. Musgrave will be at
home there tomorrow before leav-
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Brett Moves
are expected in Washington tonight
after a cruise in the West Indies.
They have been at the Ritz-Carlton
Hotel since landing in New York.
-
Mrs. Barclay Warburton and Mrs.
George Horace Lorimer, Of Phila-
delphia, who came to Washington
to invite Mrs. Harding to attend A
dinner Of the Republican Women's
Club in Philadelphia, were guests
at luncheon yesterday OF Mrs.
George Wharton Pepper.
s.
Henry p. Fletcher, retiring Un-
dersecretary Of State, has gone to
New York, but will return to Wash
ington for a few days next week
before sailing to take up his duties
as American ambassador to Belgium.
-
Miss Charlotte Gailor, who is de-
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

Henry p. Fletcher, retiring Un-
dersecretary Of State, has gone to
New York, but will return to Wash
ington for a few days next week
before sailing to take up his duties
as American ambassador to Belgium.
-
Miss Charlotte Geilor, who is de-
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

- FRS. HARDING went to the
" Capitol today to listen in"
while the Senate voted on
the now famous four-power treaty.
She was accompanied by
group Of guests. including Mrs.
Eugene Hale. who as the mother
Of q Senator. the widow of a
Senator, and tho daughter of a
Senator. has been time and again
an interested spectator in the
Senate galleries. Mrs. Hale,
mother of Senator Frederick Hale
of Maine, one of the Administra-
tons staunchest supporters, is
the widow of Senator Eugene
Hale. and a daughter of the late
Senator Zachary Chandler.
Others in Mrs. Harding's party
were Mrs. Edward Beale Mclean.
Malcolm Jennings. of Ohio, who is
visiting in Washington, and
Major o. M. Baldinger. one of
the White House aides. Mrs.
near the Presidential pew" and
interest in what goes on "up on
the Hin." is deep and abiding.
watched the proceedings with
keen attention. The galleries
were TANNED, as they have been
every day since the debates on
the treaty began.
Last evening the President and
Mrs. Harding attended the per-
81 Not
having as guests the Director of
the Mint and Mrs. r. E. Scobey
and Malcolm Jennings.
3
General Pershing Host.
Gen. John ]. Pershing. chief Of
staff, U. g. A., will entertain at
at Rauscher's this evening
preceding the army dance. His
guests will be composed chiefly OF
army people. Covers will be laid
for thirty. Among the guests will
be Major General and Mrs. w. H.
Major General and Mrs.
David Shanks. Brigadier General
and Mrs. John A. Johnston, Gen.
eral and Mrs. Edward ]. McCler-
hand, Bngadier General and Mrs.
Douglas Macarthur. Colonel and
Mrs. John McA. Palmer, and Col.
Duncan H. Major.
Other dinner hosts and hostesses
will include General and Mrs. Will
liam J. Snow. who are entertaining
4 company Of twelve at Rauscher's
In honor Of Congressman and Mrs.
Julius Kahn and General and Mrs.
William G.. Ham.
The guests at the dance will be
received by Mrs. julius Kahn, Mrs.
The Washington times., 1922-03-24
Miss Irwin Visiting.

Mrs. Inez Haynes Irwin. of New
York and San Francisco, who IL
we'll known to residents of Wash
ington. personally as we'll as through
her novels and short stories, Is sta,
Ing for a few days with Miss Maud
Younger at her apartment at
First street northeast. Mrs. 1rwi'
while staying with Miss Yonnge
who Is legislative chairman of H.
National Woman's Party. is inte'
ested in plans for the dedicalio
next May of the party's new ma
tional headquarters at rs FRS,
street northeast, which will attraci
many prominent women to Wash
ington. Mrs. Irwin took a promi
nent part in suffrage activities and
is a charter member of the Womo n :
Party.
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

Murdered Chicago dive-keeper's
Little Red Book" may solve mys-
terry surrounding his staying. Read
this startling story OF the Windy
City underworld in The Sunday
Times
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

The inter-fraternity prom o.
George Washington University was
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

More colorful. more marvellous and
more replete with games, tricks,
puzzles and stunts than ever-'The
Book Of Magic" which goes with The
Sunday Times
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

How Harvey Church. condemned
murderer, KILLED his brain" to cheat
the gallOws. Read in The Sunday
Times about his "terror-bOrn slum-
bers."
The Washington times., 1922-03-24
"A CHRONICLE or EVENTS
WITH SIDE LIGHTS ON TIE MIN
AND WOMEN WHO MAKE w
WASHINGVONS COMPLEX AND
INTERESTING SOCIAL LIFE

Iheld last evening at Rauschers
About 400 guests attended.
President and Mrs. II. L. Hodg
kins, assisted by the deans OF tn;
colleges and their wives, received.
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

Ramona Lefevre viii preside at the
tea table.
3
Major Eugene Villaret. U. 8. A.,
attached to the American Embassy
staff at Paris. has been relieved of
duty there and ordered to this city.
=
Nine. Frieda Hempel. who In to
sing this evening at the State De-
partment Club entertainment, has
arrived in Washington, and is at
Wardman Park.
Mime. Hempel. who In private life
is Mrs. William Kahn will be the
guest of honor at a tea given to-
morrow by Mrs. Wilbur j. Carr. Mrs.
Carr will be assisted by Mrs. Walter
Wilcox. a close friend Of Nine. Hem
pei.
The Washington times., 1922-03-24

Announcement Of the marriage
Miss Elizabeth Veronica Ke
daughter of John Kelly and the !;
Mrs. Elizabeth Kelly, OF Trenton, :,
j., and John Clement Fitzpatric
Of 212 First street southeast. Wasl
ington, IL made by the brides father
The ceremony was performed recon
ly in st. Joseph's Church, Philadt
phia, the lOdest Catholic church III
that city. by the Rev. Father J.
O'Reilley, s. j.. an intimate frienC
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Fitzpatrick. TIL
brides sister. Miss Mary J. Kelly. a
Trenton school teacher, and Arthur
]. Kelly. Legislative press CORE.
spondent of this city, attended the
couple. Owing 20 the recent death
OF Mrs. Kelly. the mother OF the
bride, the wedding was quiet, only
the members of the immediate faini-
lies being present.
Mrs. Fitzpatrick recently resigned
as librarian OF the Apprentices Free
Library. Philadelphia, and Is well
known in literary and philanthropic
circles Of the Quaker City. Mrs.
Fitzpatrick is a member Of st. Eliza
beth College, Convent Station. N. j..
alumnae. Mr.. Fitzpatrick is assis.
tant chief Of the manuscript division
OF the Library Of Congress, Wash
ington.
The sixth monthly memorial tea
honortng Makers of America" will
be given this afternoon in Miss Byrd
Mock's studio In the "Old Brick CAPT.
toll" when he fortieth anniversary
OF the death of Henry Wadswortl,
Longfellow, and the seventy-second
anniversary of the death of John c.
Calhoun will be observed with a fit.
ting memorial program.
Susan T. Anthony, author Of the
Nineteenth An endment. will be hon
ored on this occasion, her death date
also having occurred in March.
The Rev. earle Whitley will give
the memorial address on Longfellon
followed by readings from his favor.
tie works.
Mrs. James Edward Mock will sing
Longfellow's Rainy Day" written
on the occasion OF a visit TO the place
OF his birth In Portland, Me.