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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

hand at the paralyZed Ramsey-"yOu
pick out boob like that fer the Cho-
nun side, poor fish that gifts stage
fright so bad he don't know whether
he's talkin' or dead; or else he fakes
it; because he's speaker 80 bum 1t
looks more to me like he was taking.
You git this big stiff to fake the Choi-
nun side, and then you go and stick
up goll agains him that's got brains
and makes a pacifis' argument that
wins the case agains' the Choimuns
like cuttn' through hog lard! But
you amt a-gunna git away with 1t,
mister. Lemme tell you right here
and now, / may be q mix blood but l
got some Choimun In me with the rest
what l got, and before you vote on
this here question you gotta hear a
few woids from somebody that can
talk This whole war is a capitals
war, Belgium as much as ChOimuny,
and the United States is sellin' Its soul
to the capitals right now, l tell you,
takin' sides agains' Choimuny. Orders
fer explosives and ammunition and
guns and Red Cross supplies is comm
into this country by the millions, and
the capitals United States is fat al
ready on the blood Of the workers of
Europe! Yes, It is, and I'll have my
say, you boorjaw faker, and you can
hammer your ole gavel to pieces at
me-"
He had begun to shrek; moisture
fell from his brow and his mouth the
scandalized society was on It's feet,
moving nervously into groups. Evil
IDENTIFY the meeting was about to dis
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

integrate. "I'll have my say!" the
frenzied Linski screamed. "You try
to put up this capitals trick and work
a fake to carry over this debate agalns'
Choimuny, but you can't work it on
me, femme tell you I'll have my say ~
The outraged chairman was wholly
at loss how to deal with the "un-
precedented situation"-so he defined
it, quite truthfully; and he continued
to pound upon the desk, while other
clamors began to rival Linskl's; shouts
of "Put him out 20 "Order!" "Shut
up, Freshman :" "Turn MN over to
the sophomores !"
"This meeting is adjourned!" bel
lowed the chairman, and there was a
thronging toward the doors, while the
frothing Linskl aSseverated: "Tm
a-gonna git my say, / tell youl I'll
have my say! I'll have my sayw
He had more than that, before the
hour was over. A moment after he
emerged from the building and came
out. still hot, upon the cool, dark
campus, he found himself the center
Of group of his own classmates
whom he at first mistook for sophie
mores, such was their manner.
e.. AS this group broke up a few
minutes later, youth running to Join
it, seeming somewhat Of interest, de-
tanned one of those who were depart
ing.
whats up? What was that squeal-
ing?"
ooh, nothing. We just talked to
that Linski. Nobody else touched him.
but Ramsey MLlholland gave him a
peach of punch on the snoot."
"Whoopeel !"
Ramsey was laconic in response to
inquiries upon this subject. When
some one remarked: you served him
right for calling you boob and a poor
fish and so on before all the society.
girls and ALL" Ramsey only said:
THAT wasn't what hit him for"
He declined to evnlain further.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
WOMAN HAS HISTORIC PEN
Signed the Present American
Copyright Bill.

The recent celebration by the
League of American Pen Women of
their twenty-fifth anniversary, or
"silver jubilee" makes this story
timely:
During the administration of Ben
jamin Harrison, the present American
copyright bill was passed. William
Mckinley, then a member Of the house
of representatives, offered the BILL the
data for which was supplied by Mar
garet Sullivan Burke, newspaper cor
respondent, and afterward first presi-
dent of the League of American Pen
Women. She gave this league its first
home and its name.
Afterward, when President Harrison
signed this bill, the pen with which
he signed it was presented to Mrs.
Burke by Elijah Halford, his private
secretary, and one Of her old Indiana
friends. This pen Is now in the posses
sion of her daughter. Hilda Burke.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
important to all Women
Readers of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney OF bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney OF bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dltion, they may cause the other organs
TO become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
BILE and may be respondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see what
6wamp-Root the great kidney, liver and
bladder medicine, will do for them. By
enclosing ten cents to DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, n. Y, you may receive sam
pie size bottle by Parcel Post. You can
purchase medium and large size bottles at
all drug stores-Advertiseme
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
w. N. u, DETROIT, NO. 24--1e22.
ERROR IN MODELS JUDGMENT
Criticism on Par With Some Others
That Have Come Under
Observation.

There is an old saying that beau
tiful painting judges us, not we the
painting. So In most things. Most
people think they are passing judg-
ment, when In reality their lack OF
real knowledge is showing them up"
Wherefore, many people keep their
mouths shut most of the time.
A little knowledge may be a dan
gerous thing, but most to be desired.
Recently a man was looking at beau
tiful photograph of a modern Greek
girl posed in front of the ParthenOn.
II was a symphony Of the old and new,
the glory that was Greece, TO quote
Poe's immortal phrase again, and the
beauty that always characterizes a
lovely woman.
isn't that a fine plcture?" he
asked another.
The other surveyed the photograph
critically.
eyes" he said. She's got awful
surroundings, though. What did she
go up in the rocks for?"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

try it, so l did. All my pains and weak
ness are gone, my stomach is all right
and do my work at home and also work
for Swift's Packing Company. recon-
mend your Vegetable Compound to my
friends and you may publish my letter
as a testimonial. Mrs. LULU LUCAS,
7l9A Vandeventer ST., st. Louis, Mo.
Again and again one woman tells an
other of the merit Of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
You who work must keep yourself
strong and well. You can't work if you
are suffering from such troubles. Mrs.
Lucas couldn't. She tried our Vegeta-
BILE Compound and her letter tells you
what it did for her. Give Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound fair trial
now.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
CHAPTER VIII.

"The way ] look at It, Ramsey"
Fred Mitchell said, when they reached
their apartment. whittier a benevolent
senior, Colburn, accompanied them,
"the way ! look at II, this Iinski kind
Of paid Won a compliment. after all,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
His Stopping Point.

paid your tailor's bill YETI" asked
q friend.
Can't replied the young man.
"Paid the florist?"
"Quite impos."
"What about your motoring bill2"
"They're still sending it in"
"If you can't pay for your own liv-
ing" exclaimed his friend in dis
gust, ''why don't you be decent
enough to die?'
"And then run up an undertaker's
bIll?" retorted the young man. "My
dear chap there's limit !"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
As to Talehearlnd.

Thou shalt not go up and down as
talebearer among thy people ;
neither shalt thou stand against the
blood of thy nelghbor; am the Lord.
Leviticus: 10 :16.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

my back, weak, tired,
nervous feelings and
a weak stomach. I
had been this way
about ayear and was
unable to work or
stand on my feet for
any length of time.
My husbands aunt
told me how much
good Lydia E. Pink
hams V e ge ia BILE
Compound had done
her and haOOad ma IN
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
"PEAcH OF A PUNCH"

Synopsis.-With his grandfather.
small Ramsey Milholland is watch
ing the Decoration Day Parade"
In the home town. The old gentle
man, a veteran OF the Civil war,
endeavors to Impress the young
ster with the significance of the
great conflict, and many years aft
erward the boy was to remember
his words with startling vividness
In the schoolroom, a few years
afterward, Ramsey is not distin-
guished for remarkable ability,
though his pronounced dislikes are
arithmetic, REGULATIONS" and Ger
man. In sharp contrast to Ram
sey's backwardness is the precocity
of little Dora Yocum, a young lady
whom in his bitterness he denomi-
mates Teachers Pet" In high
school. where he and Dora are
classmates, Ramsey continues to
feel that the girl delights to mani
fest her superiority, and the vim
dictiveness he generates becomes
alarming, eliminating in the reso-
luton that some day he will
SHOW" her. At class picnic Ram
sey is captured bag and baggage
by Milla Rust. the class beauty,
and endures the agonies OF his first
love. Ramsey's parents object TO
Milla and wish he'd taken up with
Dora Yocum. Ramsey kisses Milla
Then Milla suddenly leaves town.
She marries. Ramsey enters the
state university and there is Dora
Yocum again. Ramsey meets Dora
in a World War debate and is in
gloriously vanquished.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
Perhaps.

Maybe the reason so many women
insist upon eating things that dis
agree with them is because they love
an argument so.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

AGENTS-Sel "Everedy Tube Patch repair
kits to dealers, auto owners ALL RUBBER
PATCH, "SELF-VULCANIZING
LESS-NO HEAT-NO GASOLINE" 500
and Sl.00. Statesmen average 500 to 5000
weekly profit. You are dealing direct with
manufacturer THE Hotter the Road the
Tighter Everedy Holds" Every can guaran-
teed Write today for free trial package and
terms. Everedy Patch Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

A new automobile Windshield pro
tector Is equipped with cutters TO carr,
rain of at each side
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

Wishes are worth a great deal be-
fore one is thirty, but not much after
that.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
"To GO over and help hang
their id kaiserp
CTo BE coNTINUEDJ

States That Grow Sugar Beets.
Sugar beets are now grown In II
states, in ten Of which the growers de.
pend, In whole or part, upon lrriga.
ton.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

Some start the days work and some
passively allow the days work to start
them
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22

Results the Same.
"Jones means we'll"
eyes, but he lives beyond Lin
means"-Judge
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1922-06-22
WORKING GIRLS
LOOK HERE
Read What Mrs. Lucas Writes Con-
corning Her Troubles, Which
May be Just Like Yours

st. Louis, Mo. 81 had troubles that
all women are apt TO have, with pains in
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
sen. JOHNSON
PUT TO TEST
Californian Meets Sharp
Contest for Renomina-
ton
REGISTRATION
AT HIGH POINT
California Primary Also
Has Exciting State
Contests

San Francisco, Aug. pa record
registration and sharply contested
race for an important nomination com
bined to-day to indicate heavy vote
in CALIFORNIA; primaries. The contest
attracting chief interest is that be-
tween Hiram johnson, incumbent, and
c. G. Moore, for the Republican nomi-
nation for senator.
The races for the Republican guber-
material nomination and for the lieu
tenant governorship on the same ticket
also are receiving much interest These
were contested vigorously by Cover
nor William D. Stephens and Friend
W. Richardson, state treasurer, and
G. C. Young, incumbent, and Joseph A..
Rominger, Mattson b. Jones, Los An
geles attorney, and Thomas Lee Wool
wine. district attorney for Los Ange-
les are seeking the Democratic guber-
material nomination and Jones also
seeks prohibition endorsement for the
office. Alexander Horr of San Fran
cisco is unopposed for the Socialist
nomination.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
ROCHESTER

Mrs. Emily Stockwel, who had beer
in failing health for three years
passed away Aug. 81. Mrs. Stockwel
was devoted member of the Metho
dist church, a successful Sunday school
teacher an da helper in the commu
nifty. She leaves two sons, sister
seven grandchildren and three great.
grandchildren, and many other rela.
tives and friends, who will mourn her
loss. The funeral services were at her
late home, Rev. Harold Hayward of
floating Mrs. Stockwell was 50
years Of age.
Il. H Abbott has returned from his
visit to his son in New York City.
Mrs Marjorie Holt is slowly i'm
proving.
Miss Della Hodgkins is spending two
weeks at Hampton Beach,, N. II.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leslie Pierce and fami-
ly, Mr.. and Mrs. Chester Pierce and
family, Mrs. Julia and Ellen Pierce
and Rev. and Mrs. c. G. Conner and
Mrs. James French have been for an
auto trip through the White noun
tains. On the return journey they Wis
tied Lake Willoughby, reaching home
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
BONUS BILL
NEARING VOTE
But Final Action Is Not
Expected To Be Made
Tonight
BECAUSE SENATORS
WANT TO DEBATE
There Are Also Half a
Dozen Or So Amend
mentS

Washington, D. G. Aug 29.--Senate
consideration Of the soldiers bonus bill
neared an end to-day, but some sena-
tors doubted that the hope of those in
charge of the measure Of a final vote
before adjournment tonight would be
realized. Half a dozen or more amend
ments remained to be acted on and in
addition number Of senators desired
to deliver addresses on the bill itself as
well as the various changes proposed.
Amendments included the Smith
McNary S35000O,O00 reclamation plan;
the Smoot sales tax proposal as a
means of raising the necessary funds;
the Smoot paid-up insurance plan in
lieu OF all options; the Bursum half
cash helf credit proposition and two
proposals by Senator Walsh, Demo
cract, Massachusetts, a cash bonus and
a plan under which the veterans could
apply their bonus money on the
premiums of their converted govern
ment life insurance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
TUNBRIDGF

A. A. French returned Friday from
several days in Boston and other Mas
sachusetts points.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Larkin, will
relatives, made auto and fishing trips
to the Maine coast last week.
Rev. j. G. Mitchell, Deacon r. Tnl
Ter, j. L. English and r. v. fuller were
in attendance upon the council for or
dination of Otis +. lockwood and rec.
ognition as pastor at Chelsea Aug. p
Mr.. and Mrs. A. ID, Warren of Am
herst, N. H., have visited relatives in
town the past week.
A. D. Hancock Of Franklin, Mass,
is at the home OF his mother, Mrs. A.
y. Ordway, and selecting a carload Of
mich cows.
F. Fl. and +. E. Hutchinson are en-
larging their COW barn.
Mrs. Ida Farnham has been i'll the
past two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Warren and
granddaughter. who have spent sew
eral weeks at G. L. Swans, returned to
their home in Gloucester, Mass, Tues
day.
Prof. F. C. Avery, Mrs. Clara Nor
rill and son, Raleigh, were recent
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Moody.
Mrs. E. vinton Sargent and son,
Morris, of Woburn, Mass, are visiting
relatives and friends in town.
Harley Whitney has been nursing a
disabled hand the past week.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
BIBLES FOR BALL PLAYERS.
And Players Sign Pledge to Read
Passage a Day.

Philadelphia, Aug. 29.-Hip pockets
of the major league baseball players
uniforms are being put to new usage
Many of them now carry pocket edi
tion of the New Testament W. H
Strouck, representative of the Bust
ness Mems Council of the Pocket Tes
lament league, appeared at Shibe park
yesterday afternoon and presented
each member Of the Chicago White
Sox with testament. Each, in turn
signed pledge to read passage OF
scripture every day. An added condi-
ton is that the player must carry the
testament with him always, on and off
the field
According to Mr.. Strouck. the Cleve-
land, Pittsburgh, Detroit and both
Philadelphia teams have already been
presented with testaments under sim
liar conditions.
A well known veteran baseball play
er and sportsman, he told them, con-
tributed the amount necessary to dis
tribute 800 leather bound testaments
among baseball players.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
KID mccoy AWAITS
HIS NINTH BRIDE
In the Meantime the Marriage License
Was Refused Because Woman
Was Not Present.

Los Angeles, Cal, Aug. 20.-Norman
Selby, otherwise known as Kid Mccoy,
yesterday made application for Ii
cense to wed Mrs Jacqualine Mcdowell
Of Baltimore, Md The application was
refused because the prospective bride
was not present
Mccoy said the lady would arrive
soon, and he had passports for the two
to make a trip to the Orient, following
the ceremony.
This will be McCoy's ninth matri-
monial venture, according to local sta.
tisticians.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
sHAwKEY PITCHED WELL.
Enabled Yankees to Defeat Browns in
thinning Game.

New York. Aug. 2o.-Superb pitch
ing by Bob Shawkey for eleven innings
enabled the New York Yankees to de-
feat the Browns, 2 TO ], and lengthen
their lead over the St. Louisans to a
game and half. The victory gave the
Yanks the series, three games to one.
Urban Shocker, who won the first
game OF the four for the Browns, OPP
posed Bob Shswkey and had good con
troll. but the Yankee punch, delivered
at the right moment. prevented him
from carrying his club back into the
lead.
The Athletics and the White Sox
divided honors in a double encounter
at Philadelphia
Brooklyn lost an thinning tilt to
the Pirates, to 3, when Catcher Miller
heaved wildly TO the ouffield in an at
tempt to catch Carey stealing. Big
bees hit following scored the winning
run.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
THE VERMONT
PRIMARY SYSTEM
QUESTIONABLE Conducted Under Au
spices of the VT. League of Wom-
en- Voters, BY Nellie Tillotson
Jeffrey, State Chairman Of the
Department of Efficiency
in Government.

The two preceding instruments GOV
cred the following subjects, viz; TIL
primary; when and where held; off
GERS to be nominated at the coming pri
mary; who may vote; residence o
voter; absent voting; registering; pc
litical party; party platforms; stat,
and county committees; primary petit
tons; when and with whom filed
Q. What change in our primary sys
tenn was made by. the Legislature o.
1921?
A. We changed from open to thu
CLOSED" system.
@. In what respects will the ballot
used at the coming primary differ from
those used at previous eleetionsl
A. Heretofore the tickets of the va
rious political parties have been print
ed on one general ballot topen pri
nary, but under the present closed
system separate ballots viii be provid
ed for each political party participat
ing in the primary, and the person vot-
ing shall Indicate to the ballot clerk
his party preference and the clerk
shall give to the voter the ballot OF
that party and no other. lSee. llo.l
@. Must persons vote be confined
TO the candidates whose names are
printed on the ballot7
A. No. Following the names printed
on the ballots, after the name Of each
office to be filed, shall be as many
blank lines az there are persons to be
elected to that Office and on these lines
may be written the names of any per-
sons for whom the voter wishes to cast
his ballot.
@. May the name Of person of one
political party be written in as a can
didate on the official ballot OF another
party7
A. Yes; but under such conditions
votes so cast would count for that
person as a nominee of the party on
whose ballot his name was inserted.
If he were a candidate for Office in
his own party, votes cast on the ticket
of another party would not count to-
ward his election BY his own party.
Q. Are the names of all the candi-
dates OF a political party printed upon
a single ballot?
A. No. The names Of all the candi-
dates of a party for United States SEN
ator, representatives to Congress, state
and county officers, and town and city
TO the general assembly
shall be printed on separate ballots.
headed by the name of the party of
which they are candidates. tSec. Hal
Q. Are women eligible to hold public
1ffice in this slater
A. Sec. l, No. 6, acts Of 1921, is as
follows: "A person shall not be de-
barred on account Of sex from holding
my Office or position under the state
Including United States senator or
to Congressl or any
county, town, city, village, town school
district or incorporated fire, lighting or
school district"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
WHAT CAUSES
HEADACHES?
''Frult-a-iIVeS Prevents
Auto-Ini0xiCaiiOn

Auto-intoxication means self
poisoning. Many people suffer from
partial Constipation or insufficient
action of the bowels. Waste matter
which should pass out Of the body
every day, poisons the blood.
As result, there is Headache,
Indigestion, disturbed Stomach, lack
of sleep, rheumatism and Eczema.
Fruit -tivesn will always relieve
Auto in toxication as these fruit
tablets, made from fruit juices, act
gently on the bowels, kidneys and
skin and keep the blood pure.
SOC box, 6 for $50, trial size CSC.
Atdealers orsentby FRUITA-TIVES
Limited, OGDENSBURG, N. Y.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
FINALS IN DOUBLES
Will Be Played Of on Boston Courts
To-day.

Boston, Aug. 29-The weather was
fair to-day for the third attempt to
play the final of the national lawn
tennis doubles championship at the
Longwood Cricket club The courts
which have been under a three days
downpour, we're protected by tarpaul-
ms and with two hours Of sun and
wind, Referee Edwin Sheafe said they
would be fit for play.
The contenders, w. T. Tilden, Cd
and Vincent Richards, playing through
champions, and Gerald L. Patterson
and Pat O'Hara Wood of Australia had
kept limbered during the lay of by
practice on the clubs covered courts.
Captain Patterson of the Austral-
ians. who regards his teams chances
Of lifting the Davis cup as only one
in four, said that regardless of the re-
suit he thought Australia would be a
contender again next year.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29

after three days journey and hav-
ing travelled 500 miles.
Robert Noble has gone to Goshen to
work for the Hortonia Power company
Miss Stow of the social service de-
partment of the Brooklyn hospital
came Thursday TO have charge of the
fresh air children on their return to
New York.
The remains of Mrs. Oren Beckwith
were brought here last week for burial.
DIR. G +. Merriam and Fred Marsh
were in Franklin recently. the guests
Of DIR. and Mrs Ralph Merriam.
DIR. and Mrs. J. L. Barker of Walling-
ford, Conn, are boarding at the inn.
Mr. and Mrs George Randall havesre-
turned from their visit in Springfield.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Martin, Mrs.
John Trask, son and daughter spent
the past week at Lake Dunmore
Miss Lucy McLane. who is attend
ing the Emerson college in Boston. is
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-08-29
Good Blood
Rich and Pure

Is essential to health, happiness,
energy, willingness to work and good
appetite.
Lack Of it means disease, rheuma-
sism, catarrh, humors, headache,
wandering pains, cold hands and
feet, decline Of health-tone.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is recon-
mended for air these and other
symptoms, because it is made from
the best ingredients physicians pre-
scribe, combined by pharmacists
who have made a lifelong study
of medicines.