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Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
The Preacher Declares

Why say "poor, but worthy?'' Why
no say erich, but worthy?" Would
you call Jesus poor, but worthy? Let
all snobs think this over.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
Foolish Dictionary

More people are looking for positions
than jobs, and more are after jobs
than work.
Our personal idea of generous wife
is one who permits us to use at least
two of the hooks in the closet.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
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TARIFF AND NOVEMBER
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Washington, Cd. c. Star: The latest
calculation in tariff circles is that the
bill now before the senate will be ready
for the president s signature early in
August not sooner. Allowance Is
made for considerable more debate, and
then for a warm tussle i'll conference.
A great many wrinkles win have to be
ironed out before the final vote is
called.
This calculation gives to the new
law three months-AugUst, September
and October-in which to prove itself
before election day.
Is the time sufficient? There is no
reason to expect an immediate and rad
ical change of business conditions as Il
result of the new law. Present condi-
tions are the product of nearly eight
years of world disturbance and normal
again is not to be expected while we
wait. We shall have to work back to
it by degrees, trusting a little to luck
while we work.
The appeal then, in behalf of the
new law will be like this on election
day: "Here is measure prepared with
difficulty for an emergency, and which,
given little time and elbow room will
Justify itself 1t is not offered as IA
miracle worker. Give it trial. DO not
condemn it with your votes on the
strength of what was said in the de-
bate on Capitol hill, or on the stump
in the campaign. We are headed,
though slowly, for normal, and this re-
vision of the tariff if allowed opportun'
ity will help us along.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
Bedtime Stories
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE ROBBER
BIRD

Once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggily
was hopping through the woods, twink
ling his pink nose and wondering what
sort of adventures he would have that
day, the bunny rabbit gentleman sud
denly heard the loud voices Of birds.
The birds were not singing sweet
songs. Instead the birds appeared to
be shouting like boys at bali game.
"Robber! Robber! You re robber
bird!' screeched one feathered crea-
ture.
CLAY! Iay!" called another, like
u traffic policeman trying to stop a
runaway automobile. CLAY! Hay!"
'Fish hook! Fish hook!" another
bird seemed to cry.
"Good gracious me, sakes alive and
some hucklcberry hash!" cried Uncle
Wiggily, stopping short and sitting
down on Il green, messy log. "What s
all this? 1t sounds like trouble. /
wonder if / can be Of any helps"
The bunny rabbit gentleman always
wanted to do what he could to help
in this world, so, when he heard the
harsh voices of the birds, so unlike
their sweet notes and when he saw
flashes of wings and tails amid the
trees, Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink
nose again and called:
"Whatcver is the matter hcrc?"
"Lots is the matter,' sang Robin
Red Breast. "This Blue Jay has taken
| eggs from my nest and has eaten
them. He s u robber! a robbcr bird!" "
/ "Fish hook! Fish hook! IN not a
robber! Anyhow, / only took one of
your eggs, and l wouldn't have taken
that only | was hungry and | couldn t
| find any acorns!' screcched another
bird. This bird was blue instead of
rcd, like the Robin. His tail was blue,
with dark stripes on it, and his back
and wings were covered with blue
feathers. There was a ring of black
| feathers under his throat and on his
| head was "a crest of feathers, like
those q Kingfisher Bird wears.
"Who are you?" asked Uncle Wig
gily of the bird who had been called
"Robbcr" by the Robin.
"I'm the Blue Jay!" was the an.
swcr and however pretty this bird ap-
pcarcd, with his bright feathers, no
zone could say his voice was pleasing,
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06

there s no use pretending m not! l IL
fly to your nest and nibble your eggs.
OFF through the woods, flash OF
blue, flew the Jay. Before Uncle Wig
gilv could call out and say that the
Fox had no nest and no eggs, the
Fuzzy Creature, with his dusting brush
of tail, turned and ran away bark
ing:
"Don't you go near my den! Keep
away from my den! l haven't any
eggs, but with your sharp bill you may
pick my little foxes! Don't you go
near my den, or nest, as you call it! y
And the Fox was so afraid of what
the Blue Jay might do that away he
leaped, forgetting all about Uncle Wig
gily's ears, for which the bunny was
very glad.
"Ha! Hal" laughed the Blue Jay,
as he came sailing back little later.
81 was only teasing him to make him
let you alone, Uncle Wiggily. | knew
a Fox didn't lay eggs. But now you
won It think l IN all bad, will you, after
I've helped you like this?''
"There is some good in you," said
the bunny. "But please don't take
any more of the Robins eggs. The
JAY promised he would not, and away
he flew to find some bad bugs to bite.
So everything happened for the best,
and if the gas stove doesn't go out III
the yard to see the back steps jump
over the clothes post, L IL tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and the happiness
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06

that way, 1 guess. 1t is our nature
to take the eggs of other BIRDS
"Yes,'' said the Robin. "And
when we say anything about it you
make q great fuss and shout Fish
hook! Fish hookl Or you cry Hay!
Hay! Hay! as if you saw some other
bird doing the stealing and wanted to
stop him
ssDo you do those thing9' asked the
bunny gentleman sorrowfully.
"I--I IN afraid do,' answered the
Blue Jay. 81 just can It seem to help
it. But I do some good in the world.
/ catch some of the bad bugs and
worms that would spoil your garden.
do that, Uncle Wiggily.'
Eyes, but most Of all you re rob-
Der bird'' caroled the Robin. "You
took my eggs!"
"Well, I'm going to take something,
too!' suddenly cried another voice, and
through the bushes burst the Fuzzy
Fox. "I'm going to take ears, that's
what I'm going to take!' barked the
Fox, almost like q dog, for a fox is a
sort of wild dog, you know. "I'm
going to take Uncle Wiggily's ears!"
said the Fox.
:" Dear mel" exclaimed the bunny
gentleman. "Please don IT,
"Yes, I shalt" snarled the Fox.
"I'll nibble your ears right now!"
"No, you will not!0 suddenly
shrieked the Blue Jay. off you nibblo
Uncle Wiggily's ears, l II nibble your
eggs, Mr.. Fox. I'll fly off to your
nest and nibble your eggs! m rob-
her bird; everybody knows it now, SO
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
EVERY NEW DAM WILL HELP SOME

second dam on the Ga river is soon to be construct
ed For this purpose the government has appropriated
100000 This quite enough to build the Boulder
dam but it may be enough help the Ga which already
damned.
Every time a dam is placed in that stream it will tend
stabilize its flow and thus the situation with respect
to the Colorado and its delta.
Every little helps and the Colorado needs good deal
of it. as the people the Pao Verde valley will testify
and those who recall what happened here at home IN the
eVentful years of 1866.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
SAN DIEGO LINES PAY

The San Diego Electric Railway COM
pany operating in San Diego, reports to
the railroad commission for the year
1921 that its operating revenue was
s1,37l, ,557.34; operating expenses ST.,
05l-2il.37 giving a net operating rev
cnue of $32O,3l5.97. Miscellaneous non
operating revenue amounted to $2l,-
1857. Interest, rent, taxes and other
deductions totaled $297 7,575.1S. The
net corporate income for the year was
s43 ,S98.36.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
IRISH IMPROVEMENT GETS WORSE FAST

The Irish situation apparently improves not at ALL
Creation the Irish Free State consummaton OF an
age long that liberty loving people OF the world
hailed with delight But since that auspcous day there
have heen many presented in Ireland that the
people that country hopeessy divided ther re-
il imnossibe as TO widespread de
psr There have been many riots and murders ana
instances of violence that the pactcaon OF the people
seems impossible.
Now the British government indicates that II there IS
not ulfment of treaty provisions and peaceful com
romise Republicans and Sim FelnerS the British
arnay will put into the field to crush out the forces at
war with each other. This would set back the cause OF
Irish freedom to an alarming extent. 1t would incense the
Irish anew against the mother country opening old grlev
ances old that real friends of Ireland but not
of Irish blood would profoundly deplore.
While there's life there's hope and maybe Ireland will
in The funes Of time be able to its differences
but the prospect yet appears very unpromising.
TO the people OF the United States, greeting: Have
few cantaloupes on the Imperial valley,
Al any rate the Ku Kuz Klan i'll court gives Us
relief from he movie actors IN court.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06

I The Imperial Valley Press is delivered to city sub
scribers at 10 cents weak 55 month"; 5000
year by carrier BY any address in Imperial and
adjoining counties at $500 per year, six months $3.50
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06

To the people OF the United States, greeting: II
" cantaloupes on the Imperial valley.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06

At any rate the Ku Klu1 Kan i'll court gives
relief from he movie actors in court.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
New johnson Story

"Say you We been a college teacher,
whispered Senator Hiram johnson OF
California to Senator Willis OF OHIO,
while the senate debated the chemical
schedules of the tariff.
"What does this mcan?' continued
Johnson pointing to the paragraph COW
cring coal tar products. His finger
rested on the word: Dimcthylphcnyl'
bcnzylammonium.
Senator Willis looked surprised.
"Why, don't you know that?' he
asked, cit S d combilVtion of these
two and the Ohio senator pointed to
the words OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
none" and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
bnu,I It1pt l1uupu -
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
Yora're, q robber bird

1t was loud and harsh. 81 LII the Blue
Jayl'' he rasped out
"And robber A robber! You re
a robber bird Don't forget that!"
chirrupcd the Robin.
care you7" asked Uncle Wiggily,
sorrowfully.
The Blue Jay fitted from branch to
branch; he flapped his tail and tossed
his crested head.
"Well, I--er-er-now-L guess did
take Que of the Robin IS eggs from the
nest, he confessed, "But | Just
eouldn I help it, Uncle Wiggily. We
Blue Jays are al roboeye. We're born
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
In1-PRESS-ionS
Safety First

SAFETY I lISI
To hold my pants | long have felt
that | would never wear q belt. l
would not have you think at that my
torso wakes over fat, but fellows
should be pretty slight to wear straps
round their appetite. SO you may
count me i'll among that worthy band,
that noble throng, that gallant bunch
of bitter enders, of good old custom IS
staunch defenders, who still persist to
wear suspenders. Not yet my soul 50
callous is that | would scorn my gal
luses. / know u button sometimes goes,
yea, even such as Hannah sews; but
when 1 feel the slip begin, 1 hunt me
up a safety pin, and even if the pins
should fail I'M almost sure to find a
nail or little stick that | can trust; but
just suppose your belt should bust.
What you'd you do, what would you
say? L draw the veil.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-06
GASOLINE PRICES UNDER PROBE

WASHINGTON, juno 6.-Reccnt in.
creases in gasoline prices arc under in
vestigation by the department of JUS
tice. it was announced today.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
After Dinner Stories

A tourist, motoring IN the outskirts
of Atlanta, came upon an old log cabin
which was a fine example of that
type of Southern architecture. On
one end was a chimney of criss-eross
sticks, plastered with mud, and in the
doorway sat an old man, smoking a
long pipe, and surrounded by his
dogs.
The stranger got out, leaned over
the fence. and sought to engage the
old man in conversation.
That's a fine house you have" he
said.
Eyes, sah," replied the man.
That's a fine pack of hounds you
have"
"Yes. sab, said the man.
~That's a fine chimney you have on
the end of youh house"
"Yes, sab, said the man.
The tourist saw that he wasn't get
ting very far, and so he changed his
tack, and asked: Does that chimney
draw"
aDoes it draw" said the man
Draws the attention of every dam
fool comes by here.
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every violator is plain thief. It is the nation
he steals from-not ignorantly as did the former
generations, but wilfully, naliciously, contempt
ibly
mo country on earth ever was so magnifi-
Gently endowed with game. No source of food
supply has ever been so criminally wasted; no
tonly ruined.
There are several remedies
"A nucleus for the rehabilitation of our ma
tive fish and game should be started by state
departments: state forest (Which includes a
nursery, state game preserve (where licensed
shooting is permitted, and state sanctuary for
fish and game, in which no fishing and no shoot
ing is permitted, and in which propagation of
fish and game is practiced for the purpose of re-
stocking the public territory within the boundar-
les of the state.
''These three establishments would merely
form the backbone of a system for state con-
servation.
"The last word lies with the people. They
must vote the enacting clause For the decisive
and vital contamination of our territory with
fish and game fit for food, the landowners of
America must be responsible 1t is up to the
American farmer.
'Then, and then only, do hope to meet a
score of neighbors over real Thanksgiving table
laden with fragrant wild turkey thanked by a
smoking brace of cartridges, the incense of
which shall blend with the excellent aroma from
a haunch of venison, while deliciously Drowned
quail and pair of luscious mallard ducks COM
plete the menu
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
Deplores Passing of Wild Game

Many readers of Robert W. Chambers novels
may not know that the famous author is an
authority on wild game and champion Of re-
forestation and game preservation. AS such in
the late issue of McCall's Magazine he recently
attacked the wastefulness of Americans in the
matter of natural resources. Because of this
waste he states that the old-fashioned American
Thanksgiving has become only name.
Forest fires, grass fires, marsh fires, de-
struction of divisional hedges, of twoodlots,' of
forests, are swiftly destroying what remains of
that wild-life which once furnished our people
with so important and so cheap supply of food,
IF protected, our wild game birds and game
animals can, and viii, keep fields and forests
clear of those animal and insect pests which ruin
thousands and thousands of farmers every year.
eff protected and fostered, wild game could
supply our population with cheap, wholesome,
nutritious, delectable food.
I'VE Americans, by inheritance and tradition,
ought to enjoy these privileges today. We do not
because of the ignorance waste and selfishness
of earlier generations. They robbed us. Today,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
TODAY'S TALK
BY George Adams Author Cam rake Itu "up"
ON TRYING
Most people try too hard.


the times: But
advice think that tryingbu
and do the thing want done You will
the with which accomplish things
difficult
watched big thing
is that they don't to be trying ALI They all
And then they other and
The first impression from the
is failure Whereas the
given initial inspiration and takes pride getting
the task the quickest and
Of goal strive for isn't
the important point all The thing that
in which strive Some of the happiest and beautiful
acters know have little show material
The trers
few exceptions.
of effort Installation
faith that doesn't basep or sidetep must embody
makeup to become the leaders this
The think about ills the faster they multiply
exactly the the the harder
task.
1t will yand in nine out of fail But tell this child
what wanted done will be done Providing
didn't SO long as
pride both of which seemed the m
be
of conscious other uncon
scious The conscious 7 viii try
S
beginning to
reality nprer greatest deeds
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slay, hard to smother in despair; and
he trots along his way with his coat
tails in the air. Just a little while ago
everything seemed on the blink, and
we wept and Tapped up woe as our
daily food and drink. Every prospect
was frost, there would be no coal to
burn, and cord of wood would cost
more than any man could earn. All the
trains would cease to run, transporta-
ton would collapse; all the world
seemed bleak and dun, there were
tears upon our maps. Even chronic
Sunny Jims shook their heads and
sighed, ALAS! We can't sing our
cheer-up hymns, for this crisis will
not pass. We are up against it now,
every day new ills appear, and the
salesman beats his brown in extremity
OF fear But the country joys along,
and the smiling statesmen say, I'VE
are surely going strong, better times
viii come this way. There will shortly
be boom that will knock the records
cold; we're emerging from the gloom,
and our skies are bright as gold.''
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
QUICK RELIEF FROM
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example of the old German nobility.
but more particularly of the military
service.
The Won Below family is from Neck
lenburg and dates back to about the
year 1000. It's men have been in the
army ever since the Prussian army
existed. In the last struggle it had
seven generals.
Before the outbreak of the war Hans
commanded the Imperial Augusta
Guard regiment but with the begin
ming of hostilities he took over a
brigade and later division.
The general attributes Germany's
defeat to the plumbers of the German
general headquarters is not putting
every ounce of strength behind the
drive through Belgium in the opening
days of the war.
He says that America was the de.
Gliding force which brought disaster to-
the German cause.
There IS no question but that the
world will see another great war" Won
Below said. Every nation in Europe
is dissatisfied and that means strife
Abolish human passions, then there
will be peace"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
Memories of OldDays
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

Two inches of compact paving was
all that prevented seven passengers on
southbound Eighth street car from
eeceiving serious injury when the car
left the track at South Eighth and c
streets. The car was running on the
temporary track which the company
had placed on the side of the excava-
tons for the permanent Improvement
of the roadbed on South Eighth street.
The uneven condition of the tracks
caused the car to leave the rails and
careen towards the excavation. 1t
plowed along on the ties and dirt and
when the motorman stopped the car
it was on the brink of the trench
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-10-25
Ladies--You Ears, Please!
Full Beauty of Ear Long Hidden to be Restored Say the
Arbiters of Fashion.

than painters. A study of any collec-
ton Of famous paintings shows COM
paratively few in which women's ears
are clearly depicted. Generally they
are Swallowed and partly or altogeth-
er hidden by the line of the hair.
IN sculpture, on the other hand,
where faithful portrayal of anatomy
is intended, and where an ambiguous
line is impossible, the ears appear in
more detail. The human ear to the
sculptor is an interesting problem.
From the time of the Egyptians and
the Greeks, statues of women have
worn ears partly or entirely revealed.
Beauty Depends
Upon Size.
Henry K. Bush-Brown, noted sculp-
tor. says that artists have always con.
sidered the ear an ornament to the
head. Its beauty, however, is some.
times enhanced when it is partially
concealed, he explains. He points out
that the Greek sculptors often obtain
ed a beautiful effect by portraying the
lower part of the ear showing below a
| graceful hair line.
| The beauty Of the ear" Mr.. Bush
Brown says, depends somewhat on its
| size. 1t should not be too large, mol
yet too small. For symmetry it should
| be about the length of the nose, and
graceful in line and modelling. The
ears should, OF course, be set close tC
| the head"
| Many of us would say off-hand thai
the ears are not a particularly distin
| gushing feature. This sculptor saws
that there is probably more variance
| IN ears than in any other feature. A
seventeenth century scholar of Venice
who attempted to classify ears found
no less than &c general types. Miss
Ellis has pointed out that this number
can be multiplied by three because OF
three sizes of ears, large, medium, and
small, and also again by four, because
ears are long, short, square, and round
in. shape. This makes 1872 genera
/ classes of ear.
Some physiognomists have attempt
ed to prove that character can be reaC
in the ear-that certain proportions
lines, and angles of an ear indicate
certain qualities in the .possessor. This
/ is an extension of such popular be
liefs as the one that a long ear signi
fies long life. Aged people often d.
have long ears, it is true But close
observers have declared that the ea1
becomes slightly enlarged in old age
In other words, a person has no
reached old age because he has Ions
ears; his ears appear long because o
his age. Aside from this change. mos
students of the ear agree that tn,
ears do not alter after they atthin thei
full size. 1t is also generally agreed
that ears are more useful as earrins
holders than as indexes to character