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The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

The freshman who applied for a room
in the Memorial Building will probably
make a trip to the University Observatory
10 see the athletic stars in action.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

nal gives comparison Of present military
expenditures in France with those Of for
mer years, and also compares French ap
lTopriations for armament with those Of
other countries.
Comparison Of the French budgets for
1913 and for 1922 shows an increase Of
50 per cent. The 1913 outlay was com
puted in francs gold, and the present ex.
pendiiures are figured in francs paper.
Figuring the deprecated value Of money,
the 1922 appropriation, in francs gold.
shows an actual diminuiion Of 81 per
cent.
During the nine years covered by the
French investigation. only one nation.
Switzerland, showed an appropriation
that compared in smallness with that of
The French. Including recoverable" ex-
penses, such as those for the keeping of
an army on the Rhine and for policing
territories, the French increase is figured
at go per cent The Swiss increase was
73 per cent; the United States, ia per
cent; Great Britain, 1874 per cent; Nor
way, l95 per cent; Spain, 275 per cent;
Japan, 29O per cent; and Italy, 800 per
cent.
These figures make the German pic
lure Of Poincare plunging the French
sword into Europe appear rather tame.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
MILITARISTIC FRANCE.

German accusations that the inierna-
tional loan to Germany failed, partly, be-
cause of the miliiaristic taint attached to
the French seem well answered by the
French press. A semi-oficial Paris jour.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
Edward F. Kunkle of Mexico Dies

Edward F. Kunkle, SIS years old
father Of George H. Kunkle Of Colum.
bia. died last Thursday at his home in
Mexico, Mo. Mr.. Kunkle was employed
in the Mexico postoffice for more than
twenty years. Several years ago he
moved TO Kansas City, lived there three
years and then returned to Mexico. He
had been in i'll health for some time.
His wife. three sons, two brothers and
three sisters survive him.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

Britain still rules the waves, il appears
as far as the wet waves that dash against
the rock-bound coast Of American prohi-
b;iion enforcement are concerned.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
HOTEL TO BE STARTED SOON
Jefferson City's IL Story Building
Will Have Roof Garden

Excavation on Jefferson City's new
sSOO.OOO hotel will start within sixty days.
J. A. Huegel announced yesterday. The
hotel will be eleven stories high and will
contain 200 rooms. A roof garden and
ball room will be features.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
Excessive "Weelrs".

From E. ". HoaCe's Monthly.
Baltimore, Maryland. lately had a dis
graceful exhibition of the modern craze
for foolish up-lift week: in one week
seven different kinds Of. uplifters annoy.
ed the people with different tags, badges,
collections and prayers. This in spite
oil the fact that there is published in
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

Scientists who are investigating the
energy Of an atom should give the upand
atom due consideration.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

Richelieu Orange Pecoe or Green and
Black Teas. Four hundred cups to the
pound. None so good in cup quality.
Rogers Grocery, 9 North Ninth. adv.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
Miss Hawkins weds C. N. Griggs

Clarence Newman Criggs and Nora
Mae Hawkins, both Of Columbia, were
married by the Rev. ". S. St. Clair at
8 o'clock Saturday evening at the resi-.
dence of Mrs. Margaret Hawkins, l04
Machir street.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

ROOM FOR RENT-In private home
Faculty or upperclassmen preferred. Tel.
eph0ne l7l2-Creen.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21
THE HUMOR OF IT
The Seasoned Brother.

If Trouble was to leave me,
Dunno what I'd dol
Been so long with the gray sky,
Couldn't Sand the bIuei
If Trouble was TO leave me,
Dunno what I'd dol
IJ<raxu
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

LET me see! When was this little
boy born, Brother johnson" inquired
the presiding elder. well, SIR" re.
piled Cap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge,
1T was just before or right after my best
dog died, and | haint presizely shore
which".-Kmsas City Star.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

1t was just before or right after my best
dog died, and | haint presizely shore
which h'.-Kansds City Star.
What in the world are you staring
at that married couple so intently for?''
asked one young lady of another on the
train. ''0h!' said the other girl with
a start and a sigh. Its so natural
for US girls to contemplate mairimony,
you know."-Boston Transcript.
A man who had just opened a store
in strange town was interrogating one
of his early customers on the purchasing
power of tie citizens. Nov, there's
Deacon Brown, he has the reputation Of
being wealthy. Would he be likely to
spend much money in here?' wa
al drawled the native reflectively, Il
wouldn't exactly say that he'd go to
hell for a nickel. but he'd fish around
fer one till he fell in."-Saif Lake Tel
egram.
The sense Of humor that came
from his Irish ancestry followed Lord
Northcliffe Throughout his newspaper
career. A favorite story in Fleet
street concerns the publishers order to
his editors to ferret out the identity Of
the person whose motor car killed a
child in a London suburb and then sped
away. A squad Of reporters was turned
loose with unlimited resources to un-
earth the culprit. 1t turned out that
the car belonged to Northcliffe's
brother, Hildebrand Harmsworth,
whose chauffeur had taken it for a JOY
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-21

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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-03-30
BOOTHS CORNERS

Mr.. Harry Hsaton Of Belling.
ham spent Sunday at the homo o1
has parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo
Heaton.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Mohr were
Monday evening callers at the
J. X. Troost home.
Mira. Wilson and Miss Wilson
Of Bellingham, and Miss Opal
Huffman Of Seattle were guests
at the @. A. Bremner home Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Morris we're
Sunday evening visitors at the
6turman home.
Friends OF Mrs. Heutink will
BE- glad to know that she 10 stead
lily improving.
Miss Minnie Troost returned
to Bellingham Sunday to resume
her work At the Normal.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. McDougal
and family visited at the Ed MUIR
reg homo near Custer, Sunday.
Miss Jennie Troost. Mrs. Geo.
Leake and children, Helen, Lewis
and Vernon spent Sunday after
noon at the J. Troost home.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. N. Heaton had
as their guests on Wednesday,
Mr.. Johnson of Alberta, Mrs.
Ecker and daungter Evelyn. of
rockingham and Mrs. Underwood
of Aberdeen.
The Misses Sheriff were enter
tanned at the Pugh home Sunday.
Mrs. Dena Troost and Miss
Elsie Troost were Bellingha,n
visitors Tuesday.
Mrs. M. L. Sturman called on
Mrs. Jordal Friday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman Banks
and children and Mr.. Hiram Will
lett autoed to Wickersham Sun
day. Little Lucille Thomas re-
turned with them to spend a
few days At the home of her
grand parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
lett.
Mrs. John Troost. Miss Allie
TrOost and Mrs. Roubus were
callers at the w. J. Heutink res
idence on Monday.
Mr.. John Koran visited at the
Rathbone home Sunday.
Ted Miller IL making his home
at the Wiley residence lately.
Mrs. Dena Troost and daugh-
ter Elsie spent Tuesday at the A.
Verbrugge home, helping Mrs.
w. B. Schuyleman celebrate her
birthday anniversary.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-03-30

pionship for the independent
teams of the County.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Greene are
new domeeiled on their farm JUS
west Of Clearbrook after making
their home In Sumas the pas,
three years. Mrs. Greene has as
her guest a few days this week
her daughter, Mrs. Percy Eiene
Of Lynden.
Mr.. Cecil Graham principal OF
the Clearbrook school has rented
the Gildersleve cottage at Van
Buren,, moving there Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Mcfarland
(nee Mabel Marchant) have NOV.
cd to Shaw Island where Mr..
Mcfarland Is employed in a can.
merry.
With his family. Mr.. W. H.
Bowlsby moved to South west
Everson Monday.
Mrs. Ida Connell and her son
Chas. Connell who is her guest,
visited at the Will Hatton home
near Welcome Sunday.
Mrs. E. D. Stonehouse will be
hostess to the Lakeside w. C. T.
U. Wednesday afternoon, April
8, at her home in Clearbrook.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kaufman
of Custer and their daughter
Mrs. Mary Phillips and son
Franklin motored to Aberdeen
Saturday where they will be the
guest of friends for a fortnight.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Estergreen
had as their guest over the week.
end, Miss Edith johnson, of Bel
bingham.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. e. Marchant
had as their guest from Monday
until Thursday, their neice, Mrs.
George Wilton and husband, of
Vancouver, B. c. Thursday Mr..
and Mrs. Wilton left for Seattle
accompanied by Mrs. Marchant
They drove to Burlington where
they were over night guests of
Mrs. Marchant's daughter, Mrs.
VIM. Hudson and family. Mrs.
Marchant remained there with
relations.
Miss Grace Estergreen and
brother Francis and Mr.. Clarence
Estergreen were weekend guests
Of Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Boyer at
their home at Oak Harbor.
Misses Alice Williams and Hell
en- King were guests at a birth
day party Saturday evening given
by Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Swafford
at their home just east of Nook
sack in honor of their son Lam
MES twenty-first birthday an
niversary.
The Miller Single Mill at
Van Buren, is undergoing repairs
with the expectation Of resuming
work in the near future.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Manus are
receiving congratulations upon
the arrival of q son, born March
8.
Misses Grace and Evangeline
Anderson will be hostesses to a
Junior Missionary Band Satur-
day afternoon, April 8, at the
home of their parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. o. Anderson, north of
Clearbrook.
Mrs. E. M. Shirk left Sunday
for Seattle in response to mes
sage telling of the death of her
brother. Mr.. George French. Mrs.
Shirk expects to return Thursday.
Rev. Theo. Hjerpe was assisted
in the pulpit Sunday afternoon
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-03-30

at the swedish Lutheran church
by Rev. H. Norlander of Sedro-
Woolley. Rev. Hjerpe will preach
his farewell sermon there Sun
day. April 8.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Eiene had
as their house guests the past
week, Mrs. Eiene's brother and
wife Of Montesano and Mrs. John
sons mother, Mrs. NJ. Johnson,
Of Portland. They left by motor
Monday morning for Seattle
where they will spend few days
| Other guests at the Eiene home
! for Sunday dinner were their
son and wife, Mr.. and Mrs. Percy
Eiene of Lynden.
Rev. Edgar Downing of the
Van Buren, church is holding a
series of cottage prayer, continu-
ing this week.
Mr.. William Pittman, a Seattle
University student, was the guest
of his sister. Mrs. E. Downing
and family from Thursday until
Sunday afternoon. Rev. Downing
and wife and little son Dyer &C.
companled him to Bellingham on
his return.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hinton
have as their guest Mrs. Hinton's
mother. Mrs. l.. d. Huscke of
Satsop and their son George
Hinton Of Seattle.
Mr.. T. L. PARROT received
law, Mrs. Jesse Kale of Everson,
who underwent an operation re-
Gently had been taken suddenly
worse and returned to a Belling-
ham hospital.
Frank Alvord had the misfor-
tune to have his nose broken
Thursday while playing ball. He
was taken to Sumas for medical
treatment.
A merry time was spent by the
four upper grade pupils of the
local school Friday evening, when
Principal Cecil Graham and Miss
Marion Lindell gave a party for
them at the local school hall.
Miss Lucille Ecker, grammar
room teacher assisted in serving
ice-crean, cake, sandwiches and
cocoa to the delight of all pres
ent.
The School Board of District
318 met Monday afternoon in
Nooksack. The old board consist
ing of Messrs. Fred Tilsberry,
J. Olson and Emil Larson, turned
the books over to the new board,
which are organized as follows:
President, Mrs. C. E. Merriam;
Clerk, Mr.. Paul Frick; Director,
Mr.. l.. c. Stone. The next meet
ing will be held the first Friday
in April.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-03-30
CLEARBROOK

Mrs. Leonard Loreen will be
hostess to the Swedish Ladies
Aid Thursday afternoon, April
s.
On Saturday evening of this
week the Northwood Grange will
give another entertainment fol-
lowed by q box social. All ladies
are requested to bring boxes and
everyone Is invited to come and
enjoy q pleasant evening. date
April /.
The Clearbrook Giants will
play the Brown and Cole Quintet
at the Nooksack Gym, Wednes-
day evening of this week. Con-
siderable interest is being taken
as the game determines the cham
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-03-30

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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
cows NEED GRAIN WITH PAS
TIRE

The feeding Of grain to dairy cows
on pasture Is essential to sustained
high production according to A. f..
Perkins, assistant in dairy husbandry
at the Ohio Experiment Station. He
says that pasture grass, though recog-
nized as the dairy feed without peer,
is course bulky feed; and that heavy.
producing cows can supply their full
needs from 1t only when 1t Is abundant
and Of the best quality, condition
which soon passes In most fields.
IL concentrated feeds are not pro-
vided TO supplement the pasture the
COW must either reduce her production
or draw on reserve material from her
body, a process which can not long con-
tinue.
The gain mixture may be little
cheaper than the winter supplement as
one Of somewhat lower protein content
Is sufficient with pasture. Ground
corr, or oats or wheat bran, to which Is
added 10 or 20 per cent Of cottonseed,
linseed, or soybean meal, Is recon-
mended. The amount may be regulat.
ed according to quality Of pasture and
present milk production.
Cows of low to average productive
capacity may fail to respond profitably
TO grain feed, being able TO supply
their limited need from good pasture
alone. Experiments, however, indicate
that the good results from feeding
grain on pasture may not all be APP
parent at once but benefits traceable to
the grain feed may appear months af-
forwards,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21

A wild man has been discovered In
Philadelphia. Maybe he has been
watching the Philadelphia base ball
teams play.-Southern Lumberman.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
CONCERNING PENSIONS

II Is almost impossible to pick up q
newspaper these days without finding
a reference somewhere to "a plan" for
shifting somebody's worries over to
"the Government"
Where does this idea come from that
the Government" Is perpetual ham
tree?
We are told that there are dependent
widows and dependent old people and
dependent children and that the Gov
eminent ought TO pay them pensions.
Now the prospect Of Uncle Sam
greeting q new born babe with n nice
check Is pleasant contemplation, but
by the time all the red tape had been
unraveled imagine the child would be
full-grown youth with n mustache.
The trouble with pension schemes
and other ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, phil
anthropic measures Is that they often
create more misery than they relieve.
The vast majority Of people 20 thru
life just about able to make ends meet.
They tend to their jobs industriously;
they spend their money thriftily; they
accumulate little surplus as break
water against misfortune and old age.
lucy phg tntiT biib w tHt kIOCtf
nnd butcher; they build up small saw
ings account; they clothe themselves
and their children decently; they keep
out Of Jail; and they ask no charity or
favors from any man.
These millions of self-supporting,
se)f-respecting people are the backbone
Of the nation. William Graham Sum-
ner had them In mind when he wrote
"The Forgotten Man" whom he con-
ceives as that humble citizen who pays
oil the bills for our jails, poorhouses,
courts, etc. and never uses any Of them.
The government can raise no money
for anything without the laying Of tax
es, and taxes as we all know, have n
way of dipping into every mans pocket
book.
II the Government should undertake,
let us say, to support million people
by means Of pensions, this money
would have to come out Of the pockets
Of those who are self-supporting.
Under this burden Of taxes probably
million other people would find them
selves unable to make ends meet and
they would apply for pensions. Soon
everyone would be drawing pension
and no one would be working.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
WOULD GO FROM HOUSE TO
HOUSE
Baltimore Woman Wants To Tell Ev.
erybody How Wonderfully Tanlae
Has Restored Her

bhttimOFe woman anus ~ tru EN-
erybody How Wonderfully Tanlae
Has Restored Her
81 never felt better in my life than
have since taking Tanlac, and l am
so grateful that II l could do so /
would like to go from house to house
and tell every rundown, suffering per-
son what this wonderful medicine did
for me-" said Mrs. Florence Clickner,
n highly esteemed resident Of 29l5
Frederick Ave-, Baltimore. Md.
"Tanlac Is o household word with us
now and we will never be without It.
My case was one of very stubborn
stomach trouble and indigestion, and
l was in q general run down condition.
l just couldn't keep my food down, my
appetite was next to nothing and !
scarcely ate enough to keep soul and
body together. When did force my
self TO eat little bit ! would suffer
dreadfully for hours afterwards, for
gas would form on my stomach and
cause me no end Of misery. There
was terrible burning sensation in my
stomach and the gas pressed up until
] thought ! would smother from the
knoftneeS OF breath.
"a actually became SO weak and run
down that my homework was bur
den to me and 1t was just all | could
do to drag about, tired out so easily.
Many time had such sick, splitting
headaches and such fearful dizzy spells
that | thought would surely topple
over before | could sit down or lie
down. My nerves got into such n
wretched condition IL seemed l just
couldn't sleep nights, and often would
lie awake for hours at a time, and
maybe get just an hour or two of dog
ing off In the early morning.
al spent considerable money trying
different medicines but never got n
particle Of help, and had almost come
to the conclusion that ! could not get
any relief when decided to take Tan
lac after reading in the papers how IL
had helped so many other people that
suffered like was.
swell, honestly, now feel like an
entirely different person. My stomach
trouble has completely disappeared and
my appetite is just so perfect eat
three good hearty meals day and of
ten eat between meals. am never
troubled with the gas, dizziness or
headaches, and have gained sixteen
pounds. ! am now so strong and full
of energy that my housework is more
like play to me.
any husband began taking Tanlac
for troubles that Were just about like
mine, and now he has been so improv-
ed that he too is grateful to Tanlac,
Only today he said for me to be sure
and not forget to buy him another bot
tie. can tell you we win always pass
along the good sord for Tanlae."
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
BERLIN MECCA FOR HoRTlCUL.
TURISTS

Visitors began to arrive Thursday
night and Friday morning for the
state convention, the number was aug
mebted by the crowds from New Jer-
sey and Delaware. Later in the day
the touring party came in from an
inspection of the orchards at Easton,
arriving just in time for the bountiful
luncheon provided by Harrisons' MUIR
series for all the visitors.
A real old-time country dinner was
served in the packing shed to large
crowd, after which automobile trans
portation was provided for a tour of
the orchards.
The party visited the Pomona Or
chard located on the Berlin-Snow Hill
road The principle item of interest
was the large crop of Belle Of Georgia
and the extraordinary size Of the Car
man peaches. Forty-five peaches TO a
u basket gives some idea of the size
that these beauties have attained. In
this orchard demonstration Of the me-
thod of preparing the peach trees and
applying paradichlor obensene for the
control Of peach tree borers was ar
ranged under the auspices of the Coun-
fEntomologist, Prof. f.. N. Cory.
From there the party returned to
1ronshire and viewed the large blocks
of peach and apple trees and other
nursery stock, aggregating ten mill
ion trees. From there the tourist went
TO the Squire Farm, where the princi-
pleitem OF interest was the wonderful
ly fine crop of Williams Early Red
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
PEOPLE WILL TALK

We copy the following poem, believ-
ing It will meet the favor of all our
readers in saying II Is true
You may get through the world, but
twill be very sllw,
II you listen to all that Ia said MS
on you goj
You'll be worried and fre.,ed, and
kept In a stew
For meddlesome tongues mus. have
something to do. For people will talk.
II quiet and modest, you'll have 1t
presumed
That your humble position Is only
assumed
You're wolf In Sleeps clothing or
else you're fool;
But don't get excited-keep perfectly
cool--for people will talk.
And, then, IL you show the least
boldness Of heart,
Or slight inclination to take your
own part,
They will cali you an upstart, con-
ceited and vain;
But keep straight ahead--don't stop
to explain--For people will talk.
II threadbare your dress or old
fashioned your hat,
Someone will surely take notice Of
that,
And hint rather strong that you
can't pay your way;
But don't get excited, whatever they
say.--For people win talk.
II you dress in the fashion, don't
think to escape.
For they criticise then in different
shape;
You're ahead Of your means or
your tailors' unpaid,
= But mind your own business, there's
naught to be made-For people will
talk.
But the best way to do Is to do as
you please; .
For your mind, II you have one will
then be at your ease.
OF course you viii meet with all
sorts Of abuse;
But don't think TO stop them,--it
amt any use--For people will talk.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
GREECING THE WORLD

Two children were talking.
"What Is It that makes day and
night, anyway" asked one.
swell, you see, the earth turns
around on an axis" answered the 9TH
err.
"Do you mean to say that the earth
turns around and around?"
ayes. What are you laughing ut 2"
81 was just thinking how funny II
would be II the axle got rusty and the
earth stopped"
"Why, the axle doesn't get rusty;
they keep Il oiled all the time"
"Where do they oil II, in China 2"
No, In Greece"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21
A RECORD YEAR FOR TRAVEL

The annual summer exodus of tour
lists Is on with its old time fervor. This
year, however, Europe is not alone in
its popularity. Travellers are seeking
new fields as well.
Asia, Africa, South Ameriea-in
fact, every, corner Of the civilized world
is claiming generous quota of sight
seers from these shores.
It is clearly evident that Americans
are making up for the wartime in
terruption Of their globetrotting.- An
interesting sidelight on this rush to
foreign lands is the increasing number
of American built steamers in opera
ton.
Every indication Is that all summer
tourist records win be surpassed this
year.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1922-07-21

Even the much-despised Ethiopian
begins 10 see the changes in living,
Perhaps Il is the intense heat down
South. but We notice that the average
colored man does not like to rush.
Lately one Of them said 20 another,
"What do you think? Dey got cherries
and strawberries an all kinds Of fruit
covered wild candy, What kind shall
! get Rastus? 7"
aGet me a chocolate-coverej water
Million" was the reply.