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The New York herald., 1922-12-18
MODERN GOLF BALL
OUTCLASSES CUTIE
Midiron or Mashie Now Does
the Work Of Driver or
Brassie.
~ KERR n. PnrRrn.

Some golfers still hang doggedly TO
the moth eaten belief that tho rubber
core of the present day travels only the
matter of q few yards beyond who're
tho old guttie used to reposs when It
slackened It's pace following the blow
administered by the old dogwood or
persimmon head. In the face OF positive
proof offered by those who lately have
made the test comparatively and other
wise they cling to their opinions. Such
golfers Of course are old timers who re-
fuse to admit that matters are not
much better bettsr now than they were
in the good old days"
But take It from Patrick Doyle. for
merly OF Ireland. Deal, N. j.. and still
more recently OF St Louis. Mo-. the rub
ber cored ball which amateurs and pro-
fessionals now slam about the links Is
far ahead of the old solid. 90 far. indeed.
that Il gives him headache every time
he reflects upon the vast amount OF
energy which he expended upon the
gaue before he made the acquaintance
of the Haskell and Kempshall twins.
Doyle conducted q few experiments
along this line while on a vacation In
Ireland two years ago and he did not
take long to convince himself that when
day rubber core II General Par himself
and tho CUTIE nothing but Colonel Bo-
gie's old shoes.
Paddy In Amase1.
Taking his stand among the tees and
greens Of the course where he Learned
the game and had grown up. Paddy waS
amazed to note how holes which In the
old days had been hard ones to reach
with q driver were now nothing but
midiron shot and sometimes only q
Uashte. There was one particular hole
on that course the driving OF which IN
years gone by was the talk Of Irish
golf Only two players could span the
gap from tee TO green and these were
considered tho Goliaths Of tho game.
Doyle says he can we'll remember how
golfers used to mention their names with
bated breath. Some time the former
Deal professional spent studying this
hole both from tee and green. Through
these many years II had remained the
same save In one respect It had wiltod
greatly In the estimation OF Patrick
Doyle.
Making certain that he was on the
hallowed ground whore the gallery used
to gape and stare as the pair Of long
hitters essayed the feat OF driv-
ing the green with wood Doyle finally
dropped q ball and popped II to the put
ting stab with his midiron. Then he
used a mashie for the feat with salts
factory results. How had tho might
falleni
That hole. declares Doyle. was around
100 or 1876 yards. And this. in Pats opin-
Ion. was about ~ far as the giants OF
the game ever got whom they v'ere hit
ting 'em right In the days Of the old
CUTIE. It was herculean performance
at that.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-06-16
1t Is Driving Men to Think
The Values Offered At
AT This Store

BOYS SCOUT SUITS
Reg. price $500. % OF
Retiring Sale; suit ............ Vk.JC
LITTLE BOYS ALL WOOL KHAKI
MILITARY SUITS
Sizes 3 to 6 years. O. Al
Reg. price $6.9S. Retiring Sale. Qx.fJ
LITTLE BOYS SPRING ovERCoATs
Sizes 3 to s years reg. price q 40
$4.98. Retiring Sale ......... QxsfV
MEMS ALL WOOL ROOTS TIVOLI
SHIRTS AND DRAWERS
Reg. price $500 each. q 10
Retiring Sale; each ........... QI
MEMS PoNGEE SHIRTS
R. Rsg, ps ss1. $500 10 81 80
TRAVELLING TRUNKS
Reg. price $500. &C OF
Retiring Sale ............-.. VVsSO
WARDROBE TRUNKS .
Reg. price $4,000. Ga OF
Retiring Sale ............. @Af.JJ
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-06-16

SUIT CASES
Reg. price $500. C1 60
Retiring Sale ................ "a W.
MEMS MOHAIR OFFICE COATS
Sizes "a to "A reg. price $4.98. no.
Retiring Sale; each NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
MEMS CHECKED LINEN BUTCHER
APRONS
Reg. price Csc. 40.
Retiring Sale; each 4JC
MEMS WORK APRONS
In Brown, Blue and Striped An.
Denim; reg. price Csc. Retiring Sale fJC
MEMS BLACK DERBY HATS
All styles and sizes; reg. price C1 M
$3.50. Retiring Sale .......... 0l.UU
MEMS WHITE JUMPERS
All sizes; reg. price $3.50. on.
Retiring Sale .CCC
MEMS AUTO BUSTERS
In Grey and Tan Linen; reg. price no.
$4.9S. Retiring Sale; each .........JC(
MEMS soILED COLLARS
At a IN
dozen
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31
WAITS IN THE JUNGLE

In Malay jungles, Explorer Carveth Wells found a native
who had trained a monkey to climb trees and pick cocoanuts.
Are we not overlooking a great bet in the labor posi-
bilities of thu monkey tribe?
Of all the animals that have been domesticated to do mans
work, the monkey has the greatest possibilities - both In
strength and intelligence. The horse, for instance, is a weak
ling alongside a gorilla.
AS for intelligence, the monkeys possibilities will be
recognized by any one who remembers Consul, the famous
chimpanee in vaudeville.
A good foreman could keep a crew of monkeys working
quite efficiently at such tasks as piing cordwood, moving pig
iron or unloading coal.
It's all a matter of training. The monkey, with his super
instinct of imitation. is notorious for mimicking anything he
sees a man do.
No doubt, monkeys could be trained to write editorials, sit
in Congress and help direct the movies
Naturally, the suggestion sounds a tribe ridiculous. But
the monkey as a worker seems no more impossible than the
wild horse must have seemed to primitive man when he be-
gan tanning it to become a beast Of burden.
The probability also exists, that monkeys intelligence
could be highly increased by artifcially stimulating their
endocrine glands. An idiotic cretin, by judiciously admins
tered thyroid extract, can be converted into a being of normal
intelligence. Why isn't it possible to do the same with mon
keys9
Training them to tasks would be slow. So, for that
matter, is training even a naturally intelligent dog to do tricks.
or a human.
Wild and bizarre as the suggestion may seem, it is entire.
lv possible that glandular research in the next 10 years will
open the way to TRIPPING and quadruplng monkey intelligence.
By breeding and training a few million apes or gorillas
man might shift from his shoulders part of his heavy labor bur-
den.
One Of these days, at any rate, the gland doctors-instead
Of concentrating on trying to rejuvenate broken-down and oil
men-are gong to see what they can do toward humanizing
the monkey The result may be startling.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

@. Were the state constitutions
| modelled after the Federal Consti-
tuition? L. G. c.
/ A.. The states in existence at the
time of the drafting Of the Consti-
tuition Of the United States had con-
situations of their own and it was
upon these that the federal n was
patterned. The states developed
their documents from colonial
charters which in turn were model
ed upon the charters of mercantile
companies OF the fifteenth and six
teenth centuries. Massachusetts, Is
the only state which retains the con-
stitution framed at that period, but
it has been revised and amended.
All the states. however. in their
the principles and much Of the
framework Of the older documents.
@. Which royal flush is the high
est? ]. M. d.
A. Nothing beats a royal flush In
poker. Another royal flush ties it.
since the suits are all Of the same
rank. Should two such hands be
held in play, the pot would be divid-
ed. Among many poker players
there is a superstition against TAX
ing a pot with a royal flush." such
players %preferring to lay down such
hands rather than spoil their luck.
@. who was the virginia clergy
man who brought suit for his salary,
but was awarded only one penny
damages? F. N.
A. In 1853 times were so hard IN
Virginia that the assembly passed
an act forcing c~lergynnen to share
the AFFECTIONS Of their p~arishioners.
The King was appealed to and he
annulled the act. Salaries were or
dered paid in full. James Maury, a
clergyman Of Hanover parish, then
brought suit. Patrick Henry was
employed by the people to plead
their cause. So great was his elo-
quence that the Jury made an award
OF n penny.
@. How large q vessel can enter
the port Of Rouen, France? N. L. B.
A. The River Seine has been arti-
hcially deepened 80 that the port of
Rouen can admit vessels OF 32h
feet draft.
@. Are guns still fred at sunset
at the United States forts? F. N. H.
A. The War Department says that
the practice Of firing a gun at sun
set has not been discontinued at the
United States forts.
@. Has the cost Of living Of the
Japanese people increased? D. G.
A. The cost Of living in Japan
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

varies in much the same manner a.
the cost Of living elsewhere. It Is
estimated that 1t has increased there
at least 80 per cent since the World
War.
@. Is there such a thing as ,
singing mouse? M. G. M.
A. The Biological Survey say,
that there are singing mice. This
type Of mouse makes a peculiar
singing or humming noise.
@. Is Pershing married now? L
w.
A. General Pershing has not re
married.
A. When does cider change t,
vinegar? B. s. NJ.
A. When the percentage of alec
hol in cider reaches nine. the fer.
ment of acetic aciC begins to work
and 1t soon changes to vinegar.
@. Are there signposts along tn,
Lincoln Highway advising tourist.
when to change the time on theii
watches when crossing the cont
nent? b. E. M.
A. The Lincoln Highway Associa
ton says that there are no suc,
posts on the highway.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

NATIONAL Cash REGisrEk co.
"KREBS' only authorized agent tor
Middlesex County: new and second -and
Cash Registers on monthly payments Re-
pairs. supplies. 10 West Grand St. Eitz
abeth n. J.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31
AUTOMATIC WAGE SCHEDULES

A remarkable step forward in The adjustment Of labor
controversies has been taken by England, in the building
trades settlement. A sliding wage scale has been adopted,
based altogether on the cost of living. Hereafter wages in
the building industry will go up or down with prices. For
every rise or fall of Is points in the cost of living, as shown
by an official index number, there will be an automatic in
crease or decrease of two cents an hour in pay.
It is not unlikely that this is the principle on which
wages will have to be adjusted hereafter everywhere, if
there is ever to be an end of industrial warfare. 1t is a
principle which has been adopted already in occasional in
stances and on a small scale in this country. The English
example may result in increased interest and an effort to
extend it's operation here and elsewhere.
The difficulties are evident. 1t would be far harder to
apply in America than in England, because this country is so
much larger, and working conditions and living costs are so
varied, and there is no accepted standard of living to start
from and no established index number to represent a STAN
dard. Nevertheless, as has been suggested, progress prob
ably lies along this line
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31
Tom


If winter comes. will the plumbers
be far behind?
hours. Wish we could get a motor
less auto to do that.
Shark seen at a bathing beach
may have been a hotel man SWIM
ming.
Beauty secret: Keeping your nose
out of others business prevents it
from becoming fat.
Little 1922 booze is aged in the
wood. Many of it's drinkers are.
Suppose the husbands and ex-hus-
bands of some movie star struck out
for seniority rights?
Stamp collectors met in Massa-
chusetts. No, they are not postmen.
Many a man going along on Easy
street turns off into Wall Street and
gets lost.
wal hoI OlAly SdkCIlo ~ LulopG
but a Wisconsin man wants to con-
hscate spooners' autos.
Funny things happen. Illinois
couple has been married sixty-six
years without shooting each other.
Wonder is a mar on a used mo-
torcycle needs a peddler's license?
South Dakota jail-breaker left a
farewell poem. This is carrying
poetic license too far.
Hunt the bright side. Rail strikes
make m~ail-order packages late.
Professor says there is no sin.
Then what Is it for some men to
take the money?
Some towns have all the luck. De-
troit quack doctor got caught.
Laugh and who laughs with you
depends upon what you laugh at.
In the fall a very young mans
fancy turns to thoughts OF school.
Ship captain beat his cook to
death. There is more freedom on
the sea than on the land.
Americas champ mail sorter Is a
girl. You haven't seen her picture
because she doesn't work in a bath
ing suit.
Sixty-four U. s.. college girls went
by air from Paris to London and
that is higher education.
Ohio man claims a train missed
his car two inches. Suppose the
train had been ahead of time?
A swell neighborhood Is where a
street Is a boulevard.
Largest dam in south nearly
Completeness item. II must be
about the weather.
Five paydays hath September.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31
Questions - Answers

Any reader cali get the answer TO
~ question by writing The Perth
Amboy Evening News Information
,reau. Frederic J. Haskin. Director.
Warrington. D. G. This oner ~.
plies strictly to Information. the
bureau cannot give advice on legal.
medicinal and fnaCiai troubles. IT
does not attempt to settle domestic
troubles, nor to undertake exhaus-
live research on any subject. Write
your question plainly and briefly.
Give full name and address n en-.
close two cents in stamps for return
postage. All replies are sent direct
to the Inquirer.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

Suppose the husbands and ex-hus
bands of some movie star struck GU
for seniority rights?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

Little 1922 booze is aged in tn
wood. Many of it's drinkers are.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

Beauty secret: Keeping your
out of others business prevents it
from becoming fat.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31

Five paydays hath September.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-31
Bible Thought For Today

The BURDEN BEARER:-Cast thy burden upon
the Lord, and he shall sustain thee: he shall never suffer tho
righteous to be moved.-Psa. SIS: %.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06
GOING 1T TOO HARD?

Overwork, worry, overeating and
lack of exercise and sleep are
responsible for much kidney trouble
Is your back aches and the kidneys
seem weak, rest up and use Doan's
Kidney Pills.
Geo. T.. Engle, carpenter, Birch
and 9TH Sts., Sank Centre, says: at
has been year or more since l was
last bothered with kidney trouble
but at that time I surely was troub-
led lot with my back. This was
brough on, I believe, from over
work and heavy lifting. The first
thing I knew that dull, steady ache
had got a grip on my kidneys It's
steadiness used to tire me out, ever
before the days work was half done.
My kidneys annoyed me, by their IT.
night. These symptoms combined
surely were not pleasant, but by the
timely use of Doan's Kidney Pills
procured at Dowsell's Drug Store,
soon was rid of the misery. only
used two boxes Of the medicine ano
was entirely cured"
Coo, at all dealers, Foster-Milburl
Co., Mfrs, Bnffalo, N. Y.-Adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06

to be due on said mortgage at this
date is four thousand eight hundred
forty-five dollars and ninetly-seyen
cents ($4,845.97) that the premises de-
scribed in and covered by said mort
gage are the South half of the South
west Quarter (Sk SWA) of Section
Fourteen Q4), Township One hundred
and twenty-six Q26), Range Thirty
f1ve $3.50, containing eighty (80) acres,
more or less, according to the United
states Government Survey thereof,
subject to ditch tax of record on the
date of said mortgage and situate in
Stearns County, Minnesota; that by
virtue of the power of sale contained
in said mortgage and pursuant to the
statute in such case made and provid-
ed said mortgage will be foreclosed by
the sale of said premises, at public
vendue, to the highest bidder for
cash, by the sheriff of Stearns County
Minnesota, at the front (north) door
of the Postoffice in the City of Sank
Centre, in said county and state, on
Friday, the twelfth day of May, 1922,
at 10 o'clock "A. M, to satisfy the
amount then due on said mortgage, to-
gether with the costs of such sale and
Seventy five (75) dollars, attorneys
fees, stipulated in said mortgage.
Dated March 25th, 1922.
c. D. Marshall,
L. l.. Kells, Mortgage,
Attorney for Mortgage,
Sank Centre, Minnesota
Published March 80 to May 4, 1922.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06
PAGE THREE
ORDER LIMITING TIME TO FILE
CLAIMS AND FOR HEARING
4 TEyEnEnN

State Of Minnesota, County of Stearns.
in Probate Court-SS.
In the matter of the estate of Cornell
ius Slim, Decedent.
Letters testamentary this day hav-
ing been granted to William Wanna
colt.
1t is Ordered, That the time within
which all creditors of the above named
decedent may present claims against
his estate in this Court, be, and the
same hereby is, limited to six months
from and after the date hereof; and
that Friday the 29th day of September
1922, at 9 o'clock A. NJ, in the Probate
Court Rooms at-the Court House at
the city of St. Cloud In said County,
be. and the same hereby is, fixed and
appointed as the time and place for
hearing upon and the examination, adj
justment and allowance of such claims
as shall be presented within the time
aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the
publication of this order in the Sank
Centre Herald as provided by law.
Dated March 18th 1922.
(SeaD j. B. HIMSL,
L. L. Kells, Esq, Judge of Probate
Attorney for Petitioner 43-45
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FORECLOS-
URE SALE

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN That
default has been made in the condi-
lions of mortgage executed by AL
bert c.. Kruger and Mary Kruger,
husband and wife, as mortgagors, to
Charles r. Bruce, as mortgage, dated
October 31st, 1913, and recorded in the
Office of the Register of Deeds within
And for stearns C. County, Minnesota, on
M. of said day in Book "A Of Mortgage
es on page 463 thereof; that the
amount claimed to be due on said
mortgage at this date is Twenty
ty-three cents (s20,075.6D; that no
action or proceeding at law, in equity,
or otherwise, has been instituted to re-
cover the debt secured by said mort
gage; that the premises described in
and covered by said mortgage are The
Southwest Quarter (SWA) and the
West one-half of the Southeast Quart
er (W1a Of SEA) and the East one
half (Ek) of the Northwest Quarter
(NWA) and the Northwest Quarter Of
NWA), all of Section numbered Six
teen Q6), also the South one-half Of
the Southwest Quarter (Sh Of SWA)
of Section numbered Nine CO.., all in
twenty six G26) North, of Range num-
bered Thirty-fiv $3.50 West of the
Fifth Principal Meridian, less and ex-
cepting the Right Of Way Of the Little
7
(Now the Northern Pacific Railway
Company as laid out and used across
said lands; that by virtue of the pow
err of sale contained in said mortgage,
and pursuant to the statute in such
case made and provided, said mortgage
will be foreclosed by the sale of said
premises, at public vendue, to the
highest bidder for cash, by the Sher-
if of Stearns County, Minnesota, at the
front (north) door of the Postoffice in
the City of Sank Centre, in said Coun-
ty and State on Friday, May 9Th, 1922.
at ten o'clock in the forenoon Of said
day to satisfy the amount then due
on said mortgage, together with the
costs of such sale and two hundred
dollars ($200) attorneys fees stipulat-
ed in said mortgage.
Dated March Goth, 1922
Charles r. Bruce, Mortgage.
L. L. Kells, Attorney for Mortgage,
Sank Centre, Minnesota.
Published March %, April 81.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06
CORN ROOT ROT MENACE

Much discussion and considerable
anxiety have been occasioned in all
parts of the country where corn is an
important crop by the recent appear
ance of corn diseases which attack
the root, the stalk, the leaf, the ear,
the husk and the tassel. The most
prominent of these diseases is the
corn root rot which, unless checked,
threatens to spread over the entire
corn belt and cause a tremendous
loss.
While the spread of these diseases
is just cause for alarm, we fortunate
ly know enough about them to be able
to fight them successfully and if ey-
cry corn grower will take the simple
precautions necessary, these diseases
may be checked and, in time, nearly,
if not entirely, wiped out.
Investigations seem to have estab-
lished the following two facts regard
ing these diseases:
1. The diseases live in the soil.
7 2. The diseases may be carried
over in the seed.
Knowing these facts the remedies
suggest themselves. They are as
follows:
1. Rotate crops. Do not plant corn
in the same field where it was grown
the previous year.
2. Test every ear of seed corn this
spring. Every kernel that develops
mold and every sprout or root that
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06
MORTGAGE FORECLOSURE SALE

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN That
default has been made in the condi-
tions of a certain mortgage executed
by F. H. Dixon and Amelia NJ Dixon,
C. D. Marshall, as mortgage, dated
November oath, 1919 and recorded in
the office of the Register of Deeds of
Stearns County, Minnesota, on Septem-
Der 4th. 1920 at IL o'clock A. NJ. in
Book SO of Mortgages on page $50
thereof; that no action or proceeding
at law, in equity, or otherwise, has
been commenced to recover the debt
secured by said mortgage, or any part
thereof; that the amount claimed to
be due on said mortgage at this date
is Twenty-Five hundred twenty eight
dollars and Thirty three cents (s2,-
$3.50; that the premises described in
and covered by said mortgage are
The Northwest Quarter of the North
west Quarter (NWA ofNWA) of Sec
tion Twenty-three (23), Township One
hundred and twenty-six G26), Range
Thirty-fiye (35) containing forty acres
more or less, according to the United
States Government Survey thereof,
subject to ditch tax Of record on the
date of said mortgage and situte in
Stearns County, Minnesota; that by
virtue of the power Of sale contained
in said mortgage and pursuant to the
statute in such case made and provld-
ed said mortgage will be foreclosed by
the sale of said premises at public
vendue, to the highest bidder for cash,
by the sheriff of Stearns County Min
nesota, at the front (north) door of
the Postoffice in the City of Sank
Centre, in said county and state, on
Friday, the twelfth day of May, 1922.
at 10 o'clock A. M, to satisfy the
amount then due on said mortgage, to-
gether with the costs of such sale
and Seventy-five (75) dollars, at
torney's fees stipulated in said mort
gage.
Dated March 25th, 1922.
C. D. Marshall,
l.. l.. Kells, Mortgage.
Attorney for Mortgage,
Sank Centre, Minnesota.
Published March 80 to May 4, 1922.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-04-06

Citation For Hearing on Final Account
and for Distribution
State of Minnesota, County of Stearns
SIS.
IN PROBATE COURT
In the Matter Of the Estate of Miles
w. Huey, Decedent:
THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, TO
all persons interested in the fianal ac-
count and distribution of the estate of
said decedent: The representative of
the above named decedent, having filed
in this Court his final account of the
administration of the estate of said
decedent, together with his petition
praying for the adjustment and allow
ance of said final account and for dis
tribution Of the residue of sead estate
to the person thereunto entitled
Therefore, YOU, and EACH OF YOU.
are hereby cited and required to show
cause, If any you have, before this
Court at the Probate Court Rooms in
the Court House in the City of st.
Cloud in the County of Stearns, State
of Minnesota, on the 21st day of spril
1922 at o'clock A. NJ. why said Pc
tition should not be granted.
witness, The Judge of said Court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 25th
day Of March 1922.
(SeaP j. b. -Himsl,
l.. L. Kells Judge of Probate.
Attorney for Petitioner 44-46