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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-13
COURT HOUSE RECORD
Real Estate Transfers-Warranty
Deeds


Frank F and Emma Flint to VIM.
IT. and Inc L. Shinn
Grace r. Cody to Mary A. Cody
crace p. Cody to lydia s. Codv
Grace p. Cody to Gertrude L. Whea-
ton.
T. 7. and s. C. Mckay to VIM. f.
Cord
j. and s. c. Mckay to Abraham
3 Rogert.
John p Cool1 TO Blonchn IT. Cook.
T. Foster Sloan to pnarl Stoner.
O. NJ. and Elma Tillis to Pearl
Stoner
u r. pntnhkir nrd Mary A. Hot
chtin tn Everett w Hotohl'in.
Hazard L. and Cora 7. Brown to
Stonhen r Ferrand
Hazard J.. and Cora 7. Brown to
MAGGIE G Fn"~and
In~nie A. Fitzgerald ct al to Hugh
w Wear.
TTnn"v and Lille w Tandy to J. L..
Mollnnkorn
Lola T.nota and r. n BLAND to
Dorglos end Nor~o'at r Tonas.
7 Wv 7" n~d Ella Lanier to Marie
| cpd TT. Cohn1lnr.
TP. FOLLOW IN n Tollev.
Motto and Jennie D. PAYNE to NJ. J..
S:"or
" G. ivy tn ANNA Mario Paso~t -.
pehoooo Rohinean r. n IT unrriS
A. r Ortnrdock and Elizabeth to
Al,n,- n voi,np
A. ord Annbel Langley to James
II TI,,tscn of o.
IT =. and Cora L. Wilson to Louis
Pal Eetatn Mor+ranee
Clinn S"nrlv o. S2?c
Dar T. ard Tidie w. Wear to Anna
p r.nrsen. sc4n
e r. ord naie,- VI vIri'"o1 to Adair
poaltv e, Tr,'st Co. coz n00
Nav c. Conibear to Walton NJ. Byars,
81 nnn
NJ. 7. a~d iva w Rrsh to VIII F.
ard Isabel Wider e1 0nn
Choa. and T."oirda Holloway to J.
A. Tohreon. s5 5OO.
Ron aud Julia Mercer to Dan r
Woor. COZ.
w. ond Ella Bussey to Dan r
Woor. S2o5
Norie qnd IT cchaller to John VIM
o~ie" Ir.. $40 nnn.
T. 6 and Velma Aouff to Lake
Wn1os Ctatn Bank $3.50.
Renhar r. and Now s. Childers tC
Alioa NJ. Maddncl, S50n
Victor "a nd Della o. Voigt to Geo
W. White. s5On.
Satisfaction of Mortgages
~ n
Kay.
Central State Bank, Lakeland, tt
Leila Leota and c. T. Bland.
Hillsboro State Bank to l.. L.Kund
sen.
State Bank of Lakeland to Motto
and Jennie Payne.
r. o. Cresap to H. c. and BESSIE
Mai Dwiggins.
johnson & Billiard to Bernard r
and Hendel ct al.
Miscellaneous Items
Frank and Erinda Mckay to James
H. Hutson ct al, quit claim deed,
Frank f. and Emma L. Flint to Vim
H. and Inez L. Schinn, bill of sale.
A. Y. and Almena Oates to Clarenc,
r. Rodgers, agreement.
Frank H. Thompson to w. F. Reid
assignment.
Lakeland Manufacturing Co. to A
j. Peddy, lien.
C. M. Virgins, special master, t.
State Bank, Auburndale, master
deed.
John ]. Bunch to ]. L. Bass, qui
claim deed.
Anna Radford ct al to Alice E. Rad
ford, quit claim deed.
]. F. and Theodosia E. Townsend t
Manatee Fruit Co., quit claim deed.
Malsby Machinery Co. to A. 1
Brantley ct al, contract.
Wesley W. and Winnie G. Schultz t
R. j. Hutchinson, agreement.
C. G. Somers to r. j. Hutchinson
agreement.
Josephine B. Johnson, discharge.
Ewing M. Oglesby, discharge.
New Suits Filed
Circuit court-EIillsboro Grocery CO
VIC l. Schorgie and c. w Law
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
MRS. EDITH HALE LYNN

This we'll known and accomplished
young woman, who was formerly a
popular resident of this city, died at
her home in Fernandino, Fla, Mon
day, July 10, 1922. Death was the
result of "a siege of -malarial fever.
which later developed into a typhoid
condition. Deceased was about SO
years old, and Is survived by her husi
band, DR.. James Lynn. her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Halle and four
sisters, Miss Reba Halle, Mrs. E;qE.
Barker, I Mrs. Agnes McCurdy and
Mrs. Glynn Was. She Also has many
relatives and a host Of friends in this
city. 7@ p fpuot Z 2Lilg. ns HH'o
Mrs Lynn spent her childhood and
school days in this city, where she at
tended the public schools and later
was instructor Of cart in ElmWood
Seminary.ldAbout eight years ago she
married DR.. James Lynn, of Fernan-
dino and since that time had made her
home, in Florida. Several years ago
her parents joined her there. nj q.
The arrangements for the funeral
were not known upon going to press
but doubtless they were held Wednes-
day or Thursday. 1913 Lv .0f4o4
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
&C. GARRETT

Dropped dead at his home at 2526
Lafayette Ave, st. Louis. Mo-, Tues
day, July IL, 1922. Deceased was
about go years old and is survived by
his wife, one son and FIVE daughters.
Two daughters preceded their father
in death. He also leaves an aged ia
Their. VIM. Garrett, of Bismarck, four
brothers-C. /. Garrett of Bismarck,
Gordon and Tom Of Lakeview, Ore,
and Jesse of st. Louis. A sister, Mrs.
VIM. Simms, Of st. Louis, also sur
wives him while another sister, Mrs.
A, M. Kendall, died about two weeks
age. ~. I wv
, Funeral services were held iat \ the
old family home in bismarck, Thurs
day afternoon at O'clock, ana Inter
ment was made in the family GENE
49, ~ .EislDiEsi1 ffi0'fi lfJ 5115 az I
MI ossarfee Swas well ssknown
throueii6u this county where he
spent fis sshildiSpd and lived for
many yeaska; He has. many friends
who are stieved tisarp Of his death,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14

Rev. and Mrs. J. M. Bailey arrived
home last Friday afternoon from a
three weeks vacation, most Of which
time they spent with their daughter,
Mrs. Emmett Swink, in Humphrey,
Ark. Their grandson, James Emmett
Swink, returned with them for visit.
They report having had splendid
time. Rev. Bailey stated that tn.
worst road they found on their entire
trip was out of Ste. Genevieve county
on their return trip. which was made
just after hard rain, causing diff
cult going until they reached the rock
road in this county. Ma4
Mack r. Danman, who has been
with the Missouri Farm Bureau Fed
Grafton as assistant director of pub
licity at Jefferson City, arrived home
the first Of the week for few days
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
Denman, and many friends, before go
ing to his new field of labor in Bunce-
ton, Cooper county, where he and
Ralph G. Bray, late of Washington,
D. c., but at present a student in the
Missouri School Of Journalism, have
succeeded in purchasing the Bunceton
Eagle, which, under the able and eff
ficient management of the Nelson
Bros, has long born the reputation of
being really ideal county paper.
These two new owners of the Eagle,
both young and with splendid train
ing IN newspaper work and produc-
ton, will doubtless be able to hold
that splendid paper we'll up to its past
degree Of excellence. and possibly ev-
en- improve 1t in some respects. They
will take charge Of the plant on July
18th. and The Times wishes them
abundant success in their chosen work.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
A $14.OO Battery

The Waco Starting and Lighting
Storage Battery is on sale at the Elec-
trio Shop. 8
This battery is the best that can be
made for the price and is as good as
many selling for much higher prices.
vESTA Batteries are priced as fol-
lows, as they have dropped 10 per
cent: f5
1-year Guarantee :. ,$22 so
2-year Guarantee (. -. ....,,. $1,000
2-year Guarantee, Rubber Case, $500
We are glad to test and water any
make battery at any time FREE. @
Francis Al Tillman,
Vesta Service.
-'l~'' THE ELECTRIC SHOP. 80 =
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
: ICE CREAM SUPPER

The Libertyville Christian Sunday
school will give an ice cream supper
Saturday evening, July 22nd. Every
arrangement will be made for all who
attend to thoroughly enjoy the occa-
ton. Come out and have good
time and also help in worthy cause,
Your attendance will be appreciat-
ed. 1s -sr-.1 ..Ilg.IJ 48-2t
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
SPECIAL NOTICE TO DE MoLAYs

Pennington Chapter Order Of De-
Molay will hold an Installation of Of
ficers in the Chapter room on July IL,
1922, at 8 p. m. d, .sI-.t.,,s.- e.
All members of the order are ex-
pected to be present. Master Masons
and members of the Eastern Star are
cordially invited to attend. ln.yy.-f,
Marvin Meyers, M. G. ~
Lehman Braning, Scribe.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14

- ~ sfgf e@ssr grsli
The New Perfection Oil Stove, with
slperfex burners equal 60 gas. See
them at Pennington Hdw.. Co. r77fr,r
Allen Burks left Thursday morn
ing for JeffersonSE City, Mo-, where he
will spend several weeks with his "a
Their.
Mrs. Lon Florence, Of st, Louis,
spent the weekend in Harrington
with~hsr, parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
Baptist Church

GIG. Greenway, Pastor. Eta
Sunday school begins promptly at
9:3G.
Morning preaching hour, II o'clock.
Subject: aWho Owns the Earth ?" ?
Junior B. Y. P. U. at 2 o'clock Sun
day afternoon. 'El.
Senior B. Y. P. U. at Z o'clock.
Prayer meeting each Wednesday
night at 8 o'clock.
Evening service will be union SER
vice, held at the Christian church.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
SUNDAY AT THE CHURCHES
Christian Church
7 nj DniIau Daotnr

fe- Christian Church .s.s .,,,
J. M. Bailey, Pastor, Md
Our services next Lords day will
be as usual.t ~ -9p,5g ...,g
Bible school at 9;45 a. m. Let's
have $50 at Bible school. l, rtas,
Morning services at IL o'clock. %
Golden Rule Society at Z p. m. You
are urged to be present.
A welcome to all.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
PRESBYTERIAN Church

Rev L. R, King, who has been away
for about month, has returned and
the regular services will be held here
next Sunday.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-07-14
THE GEM STUDIO,
Fine Portraits

Family Groups, Wedding Pictures,
etc. Babiesie and Childfen's PIC
lures amy specially. All kinds Of /,
Photo Work and Eniarging done,
at reasonable prices N
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

Ma Burdlck to- the men, ner dough.
nuts and pies were known to the last
Of Pershins's army.
Mrs Burdick, who is sixty years old
but doesn't show 1t, arrived in France
In December, 1917, with 'Pa," her hus-
band. With stove which Mr.. Bur-
dick. also an ensign of the Salvation
Army, rugged up, and q sewing ma.
chine which she found and repaired,
MA" cooked for the boys as they came
from the lines, mcnded their clothes
and made new ones out Of salvaged
material.
MA" and "Pa" were godparents of
the First division, and from Decem-
Der Of 1917 until the arnistice Mrs.
Burdcls baked her pies and made her
doughnuts in every sector Of the west
ern front, as close up to the fighting
lines as they would allow her. The
war over, the couple were transferred
to Brest, where they ministered to the
soldiers until they sailed for home in
April, 1919.
Mrs. Burdick, a resident Of Wichita
Falls, Tex, is in charge Of hospital
relief work for disabled ex-service
men for the Legion auxiliary Of Texas
In addition to her duties as national
chaplain and ensign Of the army hosts.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

partment expects him to do and the
things that the people expect him to
do. I don't mean that a man can't be
honest and be, policeman" Brown
said. "But there are so many things
policeman has to do that don't
square with my newborn conscience.
I don't think it's right to arrest a
man unless you think it's right.
eyes, there is no doubt that today
if Jesus Christ came back and said
The was the Savior he would be ar
rested and thrown into prison; no
more policing work for mea
Since quitting the force Brown has
been unable to secure work, but he is
confident that he will not be without
work long. "Any man who is willing
to do an honest days toll for an hon
est days wage ought not to have to
loaf ;O-,n"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
SCIENTIFIC ROAD BUILDING
Test Being Made. in Illinois to De-
termine What Pavement Can Be
Used on Highways.

prepared by the United States Department.
OF Agriculture.)
Some time within the next few
months new road PA miles long is to
be broken up in what is probably the
most extensive study Of road service
ever undertaken in the United States.
The road is located in Illinois, about II
mics southwest of Springfield, and
parallels the Walsh railroad. In the
test road there are no curves. The
grades vary from zero to four-tenths Of
1 per cent, with an average grade OF
One-tenth of per cent, the maximum
and minimum grades extending over
very short distances. The .subgrade soil
is uniformly a brown silt loan, except
for two small stretches where it more
nearly approaches gumbo.
There are seven general types Of paw
ing: in the road, the. idea being to
have represented the chief materials
used in road making, so that engineers
may study the effect Of known and
measured traffic of varying degree upon
each kind Of road. The seven types
are:
Portland cement concrete.
Three and four inch lug brick con-
structed monolithic and with Port
land cement concrete base.
Three and four inch lug brick con-
structed semimonolithic and with a
Portland cement concrete base.
Three and four inch bituminous filed
lug and lugless brick on Portland &C.
ment concrete base.
Three and four inch bituminous filed
lug and lugless brick Oh macadam
base,
Asphaltic concrete with and without
binder course on macadam base.
The road, known as the Bates ex-
perimental road, was constructed by
the division Of highways, Illinois de-
partment Of public works and build
ings, in cooperation with the bureau
of public roads, United States Depart
ment of Agriculture. Actual work wa
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
DECLARES POLICEMAN
CAN'T BE- A CHRISTIAN
(By United Press)

Marion, O., Jan. Ill don't hold
anything against the Marion police
force, but l don't think a man can be
a good Christian and be a policeman
anywhere"
Roy D. Brown, who made that dec
laration, resigned from the Marion
police force after he became convert
ed in revival conducted at the Holy
Nazerene church here.
"I've got to do it," Brown told
Police Chief James W. Thompson. 81
am just following the dictates of the
Lord and want to be square with
Him and my fellow Christian work.
ers." >..~~
Brown served as an uptown patrol
man from February to December. He
served in the World war and came to
this city at the close of the war. He is
80, married and has one child, girl
of 4.
"No, no man can be a good Chris
tian and serve on police force and
do the things that the head Of the de-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

Miss Magrane spent, little Of her time
behind Manhattan's footlights and
most Of it with sick and wounded SOL
diers returned from France and quar-
tered in Polytechnic hospital. She later
assisted in the organization of the
auxiliary of s. Rankin Drew post OF
the Legion, composed Of Broadway's
actors, writer's and producers who
were in service.
Miss Magrane is a native Of st.
Louis, Mo. She was "discovered while
playing in stock company In Los
Angeles, She played the title role in
"Evcrywoman,' and her engagements
have included the leading stock or
CARNATIONS which have toured the
country.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
Pleasing and Harmless.

body. Then the plug is pushed into
the hole so that it's lower end shall be
in contact with the caps. The rubber
head that carries the feathers Is stuck
on the uppcr end Of the rod and the
bomb is ready for use.
The way to use it is to throw 1t up
into the air, or drop it from a height
upon Il hard pavement. The shock Oh
she impact explodes the caps with a
loud report, the force Of the explosion
serving to throw the feather-headed
plug up into the air.
The plug goes up with the feathers
downward, but rcverses and descends
to the ground with whirlins motion,
caused by the feathers, that is alto
cether Observation-Disclosures Led
ger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
instrument Set Up for Obtaining In
formation on DETECTION Of Pavement,
Showing Method Of Loading Ames
Dial and Apparatus for Recedino
Pressure Cells.

Showing Method Of Loading Ames
Dial and Apparatus for Reced'no
Pressure Cells.
begun on the road in June, 1920. and
it was finished some time ago. Since
its completion the state and federal
government engineers, by numerous
daily observations, have been m"asur-
ing the effect of heat, cold, moisture,
and other elements upon its surface
and on the subgrade. These observa-
tons have been taken on 63 sections,
and much information has been Oh.
tanned which will be valuable>1n build
ing roads in the future.
This information is of the utmost
value. knowing the conditions OF
traffic which are to be met, 1t will af-
ford means by which proper paving
can be selected to meet those con-
ditions. 1t may lead to the saving OF
millions of dollars each year by pre-
venting the construction Of pavements
that are found to he incapable or re-
ssting modern traffic.
Why some types Of pavement fail
and others hold up will be largely
determined by the test. Why a road
way cracks also. is being studied. At
different times each section is observed
and all cracks noted. In addition, a
considerable number Of cracks have
been measured by micrometer.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
SCOUTS DEDICATE TABLET

Scouts of the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
district, West Virginia, dedicated on
Armistice day handsome bronze tab
let in memory Of 1.-THE men and wom-
en- who served under the Stars and
Stripes in the World war; The scouts
earned the money by their own efforts,
not cent OF the necessary funds be-
ing solicited from other people. The
dedication was conducted Jointly by
the scouts and Wheeling Post, No. !,
Of the Legion.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
PRETTY AND HARMLESS BOMB
Device Would Seem to Be a Decided
Improvement on the oid-Fas
Toned FIrecracker.

A toy bomb that really explodes Is
the novel idea Of Louis f. Duck Of De
Kalb, III. 1t is quite safe for young
sters' use, and exciting.
The plaything is Of wood. The body
of the bomb is spherical, but with
neck into which a plug fits. Upward
from the plug extends little rod
which passes through disk, and upon
the rod, above the disk, a rubber head
fits. The head is shaped like a cork,
with a hole through it to admit the
rod, and it carries three feathers.
Two or three paper caps are put in
the bottom of the hole in the bomb
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
MARQUIS CURZoN REACHES
SlXTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY
(By United Press) !

London, Jan. 11.--Marquis Curzon
of Kedleston, British foreign minister,
celebrates his sixty-third birthday to-
day, and received the congratulations
of the diplomatic corps. Curzon was
trained to statecraft alnosssfrom the
cradle and is probably England's
greatest expert on foreign affairs,
especially as regards the East. OF
naughty and pompous bearing, he
is not particularly popular from the
personal standpoint, but, is widely re-
spected and trusted.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

Of their time and
talents to keep
men happy during
the war was paid
by the American
Legion Of New
York in the cleo
ton Of Miss That's
Magrane as presi-
dent of its state
Wolnen's auXili-
airy.
With her BROTH
er in active serv-
loo in the navy.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

Boy Scouts Have Been Paying Hon.
ACE to Marshal Foch and Presenting
Him With Various Gifts, Among
Which Are q TAFT Mackenzie Boy
Scout Statue in Bronze, Presented
BY LoriIlard Spencer, Scout CON-
missioner Of Manhattan, in Behalf
Of the Scouts, and a Genuine Indian
Pipe Of Peace and War Club,
Given in Behalf Of the Scouts BY
Remington Schuyler Of New Ro.
cheIIe.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
uNcHARTED sWAmPs

A group Of scouts and scout OFF,
Gals, representatives OF the National
Geographic society and newspaper
men from Atlanta and other Georgia
towns went on an exploring expeui-
tion aast November into the hitherto
mcbarted Okefcnokee swamps 10
Investigate it's wild life.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11

meet their needs
Of today" says
Mrs. Ensign F. 0.
Burdick of the
Salvation Army.
recently elected
national chaplain
Of the American
Legion auxiliary
That Mrs. Bur.
dick did serve
"the boys under
shell fire." thou.
sands Of the a.
IT, n will testify
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO
PUNISH ALL PRCFITEERS
(By United , Press)

Washington, Jan. II (By James T.
Kolpcrt) ALL the powers of the fed
eral government will be used to force
down prices and punish profiteers by
jail sentences and fines, under the
order issued by President Harding
and his cabinet today.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
LEGION MEN KNOW HER WELL
"Ma" surdick, Famous for Doughnuts
and Pies, Still Trying to Serve
World War Boys.

"As we tried to serve the boys while
under shell fire, so we are trying to
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
ACTRESS HEAD OF AUXILIARY
Miss That's Maqrane 10 Elected Pres'-
dent OF the New York State
oroanixation.

A tribute to the stage and to those
actors and actresses who gave freely
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-01-11
- 81 b.
Twentieth =
Century 4
lissitsd II
i Laugh With Us
Not At Us
More Puposky News


A short time ago "Raseberry Bill
sent in dispatch from Puposky
which evidently drew vide attention
in that thriving town. Herewith IS a 8:
dispatch from one of ''Raseberry's'
friends, at least we judge he IS a
friend:
s'The mystery now is: Is Raspberry
Bile z,arried or is he not? A pong
deliberately furnished with hay drawn
bv the fastest of steeds and driven
by G. P. and R. H. drove up to the NJ.
home and rode away with the two
fair young girls, F. an,3 !. And as
near as the citizens could figure out
the picked bunch was headed for a
wedding banquet at the home Of his
long intended bride. And as the young
gentlemen dashed down the main
street of Puposky they were very
circumspective, and the young GINS
faces were very highly divers-coi-
ored. Simultaneously the four young
folks seemed happy. Is Puposky on
the map? I'll say it is. Hoping Bill a
lSng happy fe.''-Snuse Pouch Jim.
That ought to be enough from
Puposky for quite a while.
SO Well End 1t
Hard to Understand
a reader of this column wants to
know how it is that there are frogs in
the world, despite the fact that only
two were supposed to have been car
ried on the ark. He states that he had
always understood chat the TWO frogs
on the ark croaked.
As far as we can figure it out.
Noah might have had bad cold and
had a couple in his throat.
They Saved the Day
Not Hard to Believe
A fellow who is in a position t.
know what he is talking about states
that the only similarity bc'wcen clcc-
tricity and women is the fact that
those who are best acquainted with
electricity admit that they do not
understand it.
You Know the Rest
Helpless Hints
Since you know that doctor can't
do well when you're we'll, you should
not expect him to feel bad just be-
cause you do.
He Won't Anyway
No Harm in Accepting
"France Accepts Curb on Undersea
Warfare" reads headline in re-
cent Minneapolis Tribune. That may
be all right, but most any woman
kutomobilist will tell You how easy
it is to go over the curb.
She Will If She Wants To-
Got in the Wrong Coop
The United States Department of
Agriculture says you should provide
artificial light for chickens and they
will eat more and lay longer. Judging
from what we know Of girls appe-
tites and the time they get to the
office in the morning we're led to be-
lieve that the department of agricul-
ture experi>1ented with tho wrong
kind Of "chickens."
The Symptoms Are the Same
Perfectly Neutral
The old saying is that what fell
low doesn't know doesn't hurt him.
And then, you might add to that
saying that what a fellow doesn't
know won't do him any good.
That's a Certainty
You Can't Blame Them
With so many schemes being offer
ed to make people live until they're
at least 100 years old, it's no wonder
that the florists are trying hard to
get the men to wear a flower in the
lapel of their coats again.
Better Now Than Never
INV cc0lIT Static FOR EOCH