The Washington times., 1922-05-04

! .NtW' pfdCtlCdlly All DunOies thsee
days are c. o. D., bundles. The
clerk down stairs doesn't look like
one Of those fellows. Indeed, in
some ways he resembles a deacon In
a church and yet. according to that
rule on the door, he wants TO butt
right in and be declared In on any
bundle we may happen to have com.
ing.
It's hardly fair, that rule. No
body will be permitted to enter
this room unless word has been left
at the office or by written order.
That ought to be soothing TO Harry
Fry, but ho Is worrying. just the
same. Can II be that he worries
lest II be lived up to:
The remainder of the rules 70 on
10 say that YOU have 20 pay for what
. you get here, which is fair enough.
and down below you see what old
, John Law will do TO you, IL YOU try
any funny business on the guy who
runs the Brunswick.
A. matter OF fact. II II a hard
thing to try any funny business on
janybody in this town. Tom Phillips
( tried II yesterday, picking out
decrepit old bird named Picus Alias
Quinn. Tom had a lot OF big husky
lads with him to help in the dirty
\ work. II was awful what happened
to Tom. He was kicked around until
he was all blood and Zeb Milan. who
| Ia tenderh earted, went to his as
sstance. He cent Tom in TO the
showers long before 4:3o o'clock and
young Jehosephat. Besselisvre Brill
heart went on with the work st
! hand.
Jack Quinn had Just returned
from New York and brought back
bunch Of gunmen with him.
Three Of those thugs biffed Tom
hard In the first inning and four
runs were Chalked up on the board.
Two more picked on him In the
third and another run went up on
the board among the tailoring ads
and the notice that Hathaway's
bread Is sweet and wholesome.
When Tom was weak from his
wounds and was tottering around.
gasping for air in the sixth frame.
that hard guy Picus, alias Quinn.
belted him for a two-bagser and
cleared the corners which had been
entirely populated but a moment Be.
fore. There you have the eight runs
that the Yankee reserves made yes
| terday.
The twenty.seventh paragraph be.
low describes in full detail all the
runs made by Zeb Milans lads. The
Griffs came creeping from Phila-
deiphia. From tho looks of things.
they may 20 home In the baggage
car next Saturday night, carefully
screwed into Ions wooden boxes. RilI
Csrdo and Frank Saffsl may expect
orders to meet the corpses at the
Union Station Sunday morning and
take them to the chapel.
IL Il too bad Pat Charity Ii
toting a lame leg for his sucoessor
behind the bat was more painful to
watch than that. Picinich's catch
! ing and throwing were not what
major league fans expect, though
they may he quite UP TO the Pici.
mich standard.
Roger PeCkinpauEn with q couple
! of real singles, warmed the hearts OF
his manager and oeoree Mogridge.
Both are pulling for Peck TO hit his
stride. and. as thu days go on, as
days will. Peck is slowly beginning
TO look that way.
Young Briliheart looked good
during his two frames. though Ed
Walsh was none too lenient In call.
ing halls on the kid soutiipaw. He
looked very much like q real ball
player while performing on the
hill, even though his team was far
Behind in the totals being kept by
the scrlbcs perched high in the
sir.
Donnie Bush, Roger Peokinpaugh,
Joe Dugan and Eddie Foster had
some plain and fancy fielding worthy
II more than passing notice. Never.
'hclrss. looking back Al that game
we are constrainec "a think we are
nor" Interested In the rules attarhed
n no door o. his room and also In
he Strange cas' ~ one Harry Frv
u hp hGs ~" l. to nis room and WAS
'rt,d q ia hsl' ne riaht TO
49, -" '-isud arriving from
"'E e. Uuer while over here In room;
-. 'su,-d h. key 40 oN v-e SLEPT
" rn pNa'c'Il slwsve the
"nIf - . pure In heart and the
IN ~ spir,:.