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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Your Ford with a Vaporizer will
cost less than one cent mile for gas
and oil. Installed for $500. No drill
ing or tapping. Free demonstration
for proof. Agents wanted in other
counties. Address Box 281, or call
at 1135 S. Orange ST., Ocala. B. F
Russell, Agent. 1O-11-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. G. B. Overton, who has been
with George MacKay & Company, in
charge of the undertaking depart
ment, expects to leave the first part
Of the week for Gainesville, where he
has accepted a similar position. Mr..
Overton's family will remain in Ocala
until about December 1st. Mr.. and
Mrs. Overton have made many friends
IN Ocala who regret that they are
moving away.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Health, rest, economy promoted by
use of Merchants and Miners liners
sailing from Jacksonville to Baltimore
and Philadelphia. Close connections
for Washington, Atlantic City, New
York and beyond. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Will take pupils in violin, piano and
voice with theory lessons free. Terms
reasonable. Will offer classes in his
tory of music, sight singing, dictati IN
and ear training for small fee. Special
attention given out of town pupils
Write or call on Cevie Roberts, Ocala
Fla. Phone 305. 9-15-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14
sSAnOther NaSh." 6tf

Mr.. J. J. Walters and family and
Mr.. j. L. Armour and family moved
today from the house that they have
occupied for so long on Third street
te their new home on Fort King ave
nue. which they recently purchased
from Mr.. Frank Moorhead.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

AS I am compelled to get the wood
off of the land, I will sell for a short
time the best red oak or pine season
ed strand wood for 1925 per strand,
four-foot wood $3.50 per cord. Phone
471-Blue. Earl Gibbons. North Os-
lceola street. 5-7t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs L. B. Benham of McMeekin is
in the city, the guest of Miss Mary
Marshall. Mrs. Benham, several years
ago, was the very efficient superinten-
dent of the Marion County Hospital,
and her Ocala friends have not for
gotten her.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. Frank Gates has returned from
his six weeks vacation spent in Wash
ington. Philadelphia and Tennessee
and will be on the job at the A. c. l.
freight office Monday morning.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs. G. A. Carmichael, who has
been spending the past two months
ir Hot Springs and Texas with her
sister, was expected home yesterday
but had to postpone her departure
from Hot Springs on account of sick
ness. She is much better now and ex-
poets to be home in a few days.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs. R. E. Yonge is expected home
today from Jacksonville, where she
has spent the past week with her
daughter, Mrs. Otto Mente.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Do you ever buy peck of potatoes
and find from one to a dozen bad
ones? Come to the U-Serve Stores
and pick them out. It pays. 1927
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Fertilize your pot plants and lawn
flowers with Albert's Plant Food. Sold
in 25c., Soc. and So packages at the
Court Pharmacy. 18-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. John Manley of Tampa, for
mer resident Of Ocala, spent yester-
day in the city.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs. Sam Mathews of Jacksonville,
who has been in Ocala visiting her
sister-in-law, Mrs. T. NJ. Mclean, re-
turned home yesterday afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

The troop of Girl Scouts of which
Miss Lillian Livingston is lieutenant
will meet Monday at 4:30 o'clock at
the B. and P. W. club rooms.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR SALE-160 acre farm, two
dwelling houses and barns on prop
erty, adjoining the famous Pyles
hammock. All land enclosed and
practically all under cultivation.
Apply to F. W. Bishop, Box rs, An
thony, Fla. 14-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

A 25-cent package of Albert's Plant
Food will perform wonders with your
pot plants. Try it. Sold at the Court
Pharmacy. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Ask for Broadway Bakery Daisy
Bread. If your merchant does not
have it, phone rs. Quick delivery, 9
and 15-cent loaves. 9-12t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs. Anna Holder, who has been
spending some time in Atlantic City,
returned home Wednesday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

For sale. 1920 Cleveland speedster.
mechanically in Al condition. Easy
terms. Spencer-Pedrick Motor oCm-
pany. 2-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

You have never seen such an array
of saucy. snappy boys TWO-PIECE
SUITS as we have just received.
Jordan's Clothing Department. 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Miss Essie McCreary, teacher at
the industrial school, has returned
from a pleasant and well deserved va
cation at her home in East Tennessee.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. Foy Carroll has returned home
from pleasant weeks trip on the
East Coast.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

10c. Lowney's and Lipton's Cocoa
special Saturday, each Sc TEAPOT
GROCERY. 1926
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Do you ever buy a peck of potatoes
and find from one to a dozen bad
ones? Come to the U-Serve Stores
and pick them out. 1t pays. 1927
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14
ssAnOther Nash" 6tf

Royal Scarlet canned Apricots, Sat
urday special, each Csc. Only three to
q customer. TEAPOT Grocery. 1927
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. and Mrs. E. ". Rush Of McIn-
tosh were visitors in Ocala today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mr.. Adelbert Moody Of Leesburg
was business visitor in Ocala today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Norris Supreme butter As cents
per pound at the U-Serve Stores. 2t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14
UNCLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS

CRATES under this heading are as
follows: Maximum of six lines one time
Csc; three times soc; six times Toe; one
month $500. All accounts payable IN
advance except to those who have reg
ular advertising accounts.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

PLANTS FOR SALE-Charlesto
and Jersey Wakefield cabbage,
selected Globe tomatoes, Ruby King
peppers, 25c per 100, So per 1000,
cash with order. c. H. Cooner.
Phone $50 TAG Wyomenia street,
Ocala. 14-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR SALE-House and 20 acres of
land known as the Lang estate. Is
we'll located in Ocala on newly paw
ed street. Apply to F. W. Bishop,
administrator, Box %, Anthony,
Fla. 14-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR RENT-Five room house, almost
entirely furnished. Good location,
close to both schools. Possession
December 18th; modern conven-
fences; $50 month. Address, House,
p. o. Box 4O4, OcaIa. 10-6t***
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Mrs. r. P. Burton Of Leesburg spent
yesterday in Ocala with friends.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR RENT-On Nov. 1st, large
warehouse and office formerly occu-
pied by L. R. Chazal & Sons. Con-
venient location. Apply H. D.
Stokes at Ocala National Bank. ct
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14
OCALA OCCURRENCES

II you have any local or society
items for the Star, phone fve-one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR RENT-A house on the north
side of Oklawaha Ave-, also rooms
for rent on Oklawaha Ave. Apply
to Mrs. o. T. Green, sos E. Okla
waha Ave. Phone 3S3. loot
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Halloween masks at THE GIFT
SHOP. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Everything for Halloween at THE
GIFT SHOP. 14-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

LOST-New 80 31a Goodrich safety
tread tine on Maxwell rim, between
Bay Lake and Ocala (via Citra).
Suitable reward for return to W. ID.
earn, Ocala. 13-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Party caps at The Gift Shop. ct
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR SALE-One 7-passenger Stude-
baker and one Ford Light truck.
Williams Garage. 3-tf
FOR RENT-Rooms furnished or I'M
furnished for light housekeeping,
with hot and cold water in baths.
Rooms are reasonable and a money
saving proposition. Call at the
Dormitory or phone sos. 27-tf
WANTED-Clean cotton rags-not
sewing room scraps. SC. a pound.
Star office.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

SEWING-I will do all kinds of sew
ing, making over old dresses; chill
dren's and girls dresses speciality.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Party favors at The Gift Shop. 81
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

Morris Supreme butter as cents
per pound at the U-Serve Stores. 2t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

AGENTS WANTED-S11 per sale,
four sales daily guaranteed with
our whirlwind sales stimulator for
cigar stands. Free sample; exclus-
i've territory. Peoria Novelty Co.,
Peoria, III. 14-1t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

MUSIC-Will take pupils in violin,
' piano and voice with theory lessons
free. Terms reasonable. VIII offer
classes in history of music, sight
singing, dictation and ear training
for small free. Special attention
given out of town pupils. Write or
call on Cevie Roberts, Ocala. Phone
305. 15-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR RENT-A furnished three-room
apartment on the first floor, with
private bath. Apply to Mrs. P. A.
Durand, Ga East Adams ST., phone
$40. 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR RENT-Upstairs apartment
furnished. Phone 207-Blue. Mrs.
w. V. Newsom, 1929 East Fort
King avenue. 20-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

COLONIAL DINING ROOM-Serves
meals. Prices reasonable Good
service and home cooking. elm
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

REWARD will pay a reward for
the return of 10TH Hudson tour
ing car stolen Sunday night. Black
body, red wheels, dent in back of
body; license tag 61561-C; engine
number 1908. Wire S. C. M. Thorn
as, sheriff, Ocala. Fla. 1856
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-14

FOR SALE-Forty acres land one
mile west of Ocala. Price $1,000.
Eighty rods from hard road. w. H.
Crigler, Ocala, Fla. 16-1t*
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
TWO STILLS ARE SEIZED,
BUT OPERATORS ESCAPE

NORFOLK. Va. April 1s.-Paul
Bunting, prohibition enforcement
agent. returned to Norfolk yesterday
with evidence Of two stills seized. one
of them with a 1o-horsepower boiler,
which had ninety pounds Of steam
UP when II was raided. The stills
wsre In operation about a quarter of
a mile across the Virginia line in
North Carolina
The larger still was duly equipped
with steam pumps and other modern
nquor-making apparatus, the coil or
worm being three inches in diameter
the largest ever found by the off,
GERS In this section of the country.
Twelve barrels of corn mash were
ready for the big still, while the
smaller apparatus was made for rye
liquors. The operators had been
warned of the agents, approach and
escaped.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
Dodges Her Painted Portrait as He
Would Her

It up 10 my two by four room
and we hoisted the thing up 20
the moiding and I've seen stt
ting In front Of II ever since!
You remember how somebody
gave Balxac an enormous ink
well and it changed all his plans
for his house. Well this portrait
has changed mine, because when
you are apt to be an old mas
terpiece some day, you have TO
live up TO II while you have the
chance.
As you already know, have q
canary named Afichaslangelo,
and the reason named him after
the great artist who decorated
cathedrals 10 because-weil Mike
IL some little decorator OF cell
ings himself, and Il has been
worrying me whether 4 should
have o shade made TO pun down
over the portrait when Mike isl
out taking his flying exercises.
But Mike is 40 cute as q kitten
and you can't fool him with
mosquito barring.
All my friends have rsved over
the portrait and say IT'S gorge
oRsos Vob tAtC D08t gV1tRRfif6tth ~
has had yet II got from Mike.
Fo. five years I've worked Tx, Ike
feathercd fiend In bird seed, and
do you think he shows amy graft
tudef Not 20 you can notice iti
Other people I know can drag
home bum singers from the bird
store and In less than q week the
little birds win perch on their
fingers and eat lettuce out Of
their hands, but Mike won't let
me get within 10 feet of him!
The other day I took q chance
and let him out for a little road
work around the walls, and the
first thing he did was make a bee
Hne for the portrait without hav-
ing noticed IL, Of course, and Just
as he got . close UP ne let out the
same Kind Of squeak he gives when
try to pet him.
And the way he took that curve
was q classic.
III IL had been me myself In the
steak and potatoes sitting up
there In the gold frame he couldn't
have ducked quickeri
He sits upon the dresser now
looking ~ me and then at the
portrait, and IL you could under
stand him like I do. you know how
puzzled he In to see me IN two
places st the same time!
He can't figure it outi
He sits there cussing like q
canary does, and when he's mad
hands me q lot Of laughs.
1 usta think the dog that sat up
and begged I'm front Of, an oil
painting Of his master paid the
artist . great compliment, but that
pup has nothing ON Mike, and I
want the world to know &c.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
THIS CAT COMES BACK
FROM DISTANT CITIES

PEMBERToN, N. j.. April 49,
Three times has Mrs. Harry @.
Dye. of Edinburg. given away a
large white cat TO friends in distant
cities. The cat has just returned
from Trenton. taking five days for
the journey.
On one previous occasion the cat
was given TO friends In Trenton and
found Its way back within a week.
Recently II was sent to a Freehold
family. but In a few days, weak and
emaciated, II was back. 1t may stay
now, Mrs. Dye says.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
PEN WOMEN COMPLETING
PLANS FOR BOOK FAIR

Plans for the carnival and book
fair OF the League OF American
Pen Women, TO be held at the Ward
man Park Hotel. April eb-2s. are be-
ing completed.
Among the interesting features
will be the exhibition OF collection
OF etchings by artists of Czecho-
siovakia; miniatures by Miss Edythe
Whitehead; pen-and-ink drawings OF
historic Virginia scenes. and group
Of small sketches OF London by Mrs.
e. #. Andrews.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
ADVERTISEMENT.
ADVERTISEMENT. ADVERTISEMENT.
SELLING MARK kELLER'S STOCK
KEEPS LOCAL STORE BUSY!
Famous F Street Quality Mems Wear Brings Crowds
to Friedlander Bros

as TO strengthen the stocks and
offer greater selections for the men
Of Washington.
AT the rate they are going, II
won't be long before this sale. the
greatest of our career, win come 10
a close. Here are some of the rea'
sons why there's no holding back
the thrifty men from this selling
out sale of the combined Keller and
Friendlander stocks. Plenty OF
spring suits grouped into three lots
according to their values at the
sensational prices OF S17, s25, s33
Trousers. too. have come in for
their share of the reduction. Thou,
sands OF pairs TO match or come
near 10 matching any ODD coat al
s2.e5, s3.e5, s4.6S. 1855.
Added TO these are plenty OF real
genuine bargains in hats and fur
nishings. All in all, there's only
one thing for Mr.. Man TO do and
that's throw into high and get down
to 42s Ninth street northwest.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
ApyERrrsEMENT

The best test of great sale is
how long win II epdure?" Two
weeks ago, Friedlander Bros, OF
42s Ninth street northwest. an
nounced the purchase OF the entire
stock OF Mark KeIler's Clothes
Shop, formerly at s14 f street
northwest. The stock OF this 22-
year-old mems wear shop was
placed on sale at Friedlander Bros.
at reductions of so TO so cents on
the dollar.
The response exceeded the great
est OF expectations and in order to
have every possible customer share
In this gigantic selling out sale,
Friedlander Bros. included their en-
tire stock at the same Keller re-
auctions.
Luckily for them, Just as these
two stocks were dwfndling, another
great shipment OF merchandise ar
rived-not intended for this sale,
but II was Immediately included so
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
.$1.95

Couldn't have happened at more
opportune moment-just when
spring housekeeping is due.
However, they are not simply
work-a-day dresses, but the high
grade, good-style kinds that have
made Barmon dresses a standard.
High-countpercale in light and
dark colors with well-covered
grounds in stripe and figure eff
fects; square, round or V neck
and the waist line is adjustable
by means of a concealed elastic.
Reinforced under arms is another
favorable feature heavier women
will appreciate. With all their
good points, value is at the top.
Third FioOr-Lansburgb q Brother.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
Larger uUonien uDeU knotp
BarmOn Extra Size
HOusedresses

But it remains for us to tell them
we have procured the sample line
and shall offer each and all to-
morrow at
The Washington times., 1922-04-18

Vets To ERECT
WAR MEMORIAL
v. r. w. to Join With Legion In
Fund Drive for Shrine at
BIadensburg.

HYATTsvILLE. Nd. April IA
Prince Georges Post, No. sss. Vet.
erans OF Foreign Wars. has elected
J. ]. Sullivan and Charles w. Hob.
man, delegate and alternate. respec.
lively. to the Maryland State En-
campment.
The post has decided to assist sny-
der-Farmer Post, No. 8. American
Legion, of Hyattsville. In the cam
paign for funds with which TO com.
piete the memorial cross at Bladens-
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
burg erected IN honor OF Prince
Georges men who gave up their
lives In the World War.

Hyattsville High School teams won
and lost In debates with surrattsvilie
and Brandywine High Schools, re-
spectively, on the subject: RE
solved, That the Closed Shop Win
Be Beneficial TO the Nation" The
local affirmative team was defeated
by the Brandywine negative team.
The local team consisted OF Misses
Dorothy Norton, Dorothy Manuei
and Alice Kerfoot. Hyattsville's
negative team which gained the de-
cision over Surrattsville's affirrma-
tive debaters were Togo Matthews,
and Misses Josephine Blandford and
Bernice Moler.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
FIX UP STAGE SAFE; GET
$1,foo FROM GENUINE ONE

NEW YORK, April 1s.-After put
ting up cardboard safe in a shoe
store on Second avenue last night
directly under an arc light, burg
lars rolled the real safe into a back
room and blew the door off, obtain
ing sl,100.
The cardboard safe" was direct.
ly In line of vision OF all police pass
ing the store, who could see the cleo
trio light glitter on the silver
knob"
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
Women's Light Weight
Athletic Underwear

OF finest cotton fabrics, perfect qualities -
and shaped TO fit Prices are low indeed
considering the excellent and seasonable
nature Of these special numbers:
Combination Suits
Low neck, sleeveless, button front,
knee length, S1.25 to s1.75.
Combination Suits
Bodice top with ribbon shoulder
straps; button front, s1.25 TO $3.50.
Combination Suits
Bodice style, step-in model; button
crotch, s1.75 and $500.
First FIeor-I~nssursh Brothsr.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
Sale of Sample Gowns and Chemise
Memo Corsets Must be Right

Because they are endorsed by the famous
Viennese surgeon, Professor Lorenz, who
personally attended a Memo Hygienic In
stitute clinic and approved this corset with
out an "if" or "and."
Those who have worn Memo know its
qualifications and viii wear no other, but we
have health as well as style mission.
Allow our expert corsetiere to select the
Memo model you require, adjust it 10 your
figure, show you how to put IL on, take It
of and care for 1t, then you'll know why
DIR. Lorenz stamped II with his approval. A
Memo for every fgure--S4.e0 to $500.
Third F1cor--Lansbursh Brother.
The Washington times., 1922-04-18
BY FAY KING.

Well. told you ABOUT . swell
artist doing me I'm or on q can
vas the sire of the main top on
the circus lot. Well the other day
a coupla piano movers brougns
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-09
NATURALLY OBJECT OF ENVY
After ALL. What is Power and Wealth
Compared With Quality That
Vincent Possessed?

Vincent wanted fame more than any
thing else when he was a young man,
and he bent all his energies to at
tanning it; but though it came to many
of his friends it passed him Ly.
Later, he thought that. after all.
he would rather have money, for
money could buy almost anything, but
every venture that promised success
turned out to be a failure. He be-
came somewhat bitter, for money
seemed to come of itself to others.
He had many friends who held cor
porations, titles, and in some cases
almost the country, in their power.
He looked on it in envy, for though he
tried with every power within him, he
could not make others follow, and his
friends seemed to do it easily and
naturally.
He hated women. But they followed
him around. Everywhere he went some
woman was sure to dog his footsteps,
And all the other men, who won
other things in life. looked on in envy
at the ease with which he won them
Katherine Negley in Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-09
Ddddys
36EyeIlII\8
Fairy Tale
ln1APY GRAHAM BONNER
FATHER FOOD


''What is the matter now, Butter"
asked Father Food. ST should think
you and Bread would know enough
not to quarrel by this time. In fact
| always thought you got along beau
tifully and now, these past few days,
I've heard you talking and scolding
each other
"What is the trouble?'
"Oh," said Butter, Bread is so con-
ceited. Bread says it is more impor-
tant than any other member of your
family, Father.
Bread says it doesn't need me in
the least, but it lets me come along
just because it's nice in way to
have company.
"Now I've told Bread that it
wouldn't be nearly so nice without me,
and then too, think how useful | am!
If anyone gets a horrid, painful burn,
a little of me on the place which has
been burned is great, great help.
II ease the pain, tremendously.
''That is quite true, Butter, but what
Bread has said is also true. Bread is
very necessary and important men,
Der Of my family.
But you two mustn't quarrel. 1t is
so absurd Why, what would people
say if they thought that Bread and
Butter had taken to quarreling?
'It's the natural thing to put you
two together. For years and years
you've been the best of friends and
brothers so that people always speak
of Bread and Butter together.
"They hardly think of you sep
arately."
Butter began to cry little.
''There, there, Butter, don't cry.
You don't want to melt away in tears.
And you've just been acting little
bit foolishly lately. SO has Bread.
You'll not act so foolishly again, I'm
sure.
'For it is foolish-that's all"
Every foolish" said Butter, land
we've@both been really unhappy about
it,"
"Now, ven have lessons" said
Father Food. "Come, children, come.