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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
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BILLS IDEAS

Bill thought the world would be all right if all the
were Bills,
If all would till their patch Of ground the way he daily
tlls;
II i'm Joe and Jack and George would only change
their ways
The troubles of the world would end and peace would
rule our days.
Bill used to talk by night and day about the wrongs
he
To curb his neghbor5 greed for gain there ought to
be a law,
There ought to be law to stop the the
From charging money for his hay, and money for his
wheat
The troubles of the world great, the government
is lame
Here sin and misery abound and someone to blame;
If in power. and men with wealth, and men Of
high degree,
Would change their ways and be like Bill happy
world 'twoud be.
BilPs garden wasn't much to see in fact the ground
bare
And running wild with ugly weeds he knew was
there;
And when Bill had thing to SELL though greeds
dreadful vice,
Bill wanted all that he could get and asked fancy
price.
Bill could have helped the world bit by cleaning up
his yard,
He could have won with little toll his neghbor's high
regard
But Bill was satisfied with Bill and he spent his days
Insisting that his neigbos should be forced to change
their ways.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
No Fricnds M the Scnsidc.

a young man started on his vaca-
tion Just after Easter, and he long
oyerstayed his time. On his return
10 the city In late summer a friend
who knew he was none too flush of
money said TO him
Why did you remain 80 long
away, Jim2'
my friends kept me there Jim
answered.
"Your friends? why, Jim. l didn't
know you had any friends by the sea
side"
II haven't. My friends are all IN
town and they refused TO send me
any money"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
They Understood.

you dispersed the moh?"
Yes" said the sheriff. nonchal-
antly. when the boys swarmed
around the jail l stepped out with n
couple of guns in my hands an
spoke sorter soothing 10 EN-"
what did you say?"
81 Just reminded 'em that my
brother was runnin' the only under
takin' shop In town an everybody
that knowed me knowed was a
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
Breakfast Table Wit

strong family man who'd do anything
IN reason TO boost the business OF
a relative"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
Cause and Effect.

The amateur dramatic society was
preparing for performance 6 "As
You Life It,"
The dress rehearsal took place IN
a garden that was overlooked by n
building In course OF erection. AS
the amateurs postured and chanted
the bard's beautiful lines, bricklay-
.ers above them laid bricks, carpen-
ters plancd boards and masone
Clipped stones.
Toward the end OF the play, dur
Ing pause In the rehearsal a voice
from the building operation was
heard TO say gravely; II prithee.
malapert, pass me yonder trowel"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23

Seeking the gang for Illicit amuse- :
ment ~ but prevented desire for
healthful recreation, -
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23

Chile has a berry that serves as
soap and Peru tree the bark of
which can be used for the same pur-
pose.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23

HE MUST always wait.
TILL HE got his change.
AND YESTERDAY.
HE WANTED a cone:
ANIL ! gave him a nickel
AND HE went away.
AND AN hour passed:
AND HE didn't come home.
AND searched for him.
WHERE THE children play.
AND HE wasn't there.
AND THEN went down.
10 THE corner store,
AND THERE he was.
on A little chair.
AT A little table.
AND HE explained.
HE'D BEEN waiting there.
FOR The longest time.
TO GET his change,
but THE man didn't bring It,
AND took him away.
AND TRIED to explain.
THAT HE got no change.
WHEN BE had nickel.
AND HE doesn't ;Snow nickels.
AND HE thinks they're dimes.
AND THERE you are,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-23
We TOWNE GOSSIP
FIEht IVsL ny h.lf DuIhp"hy
BY X. c. B.

THERE'S A frlond OF mine.
WHOM WE win call Tony
WHO COMES to see us.
MOST EVERY day.
AND WHEN IT happens.
THAT THE four-year-oid.
~ ABOUT the piacc.
WHEN TONY calls.
IT'S MORE than likoly.
THAT THE four-year-old.
WILL BE enriched.
BY A two-bit pleco.
BUT so far as he Knows.
IT'S JUST dime.
FOR EVERY coin.
is A dime to him.
ann WHEN he gSts Il.
HE HuRRIEs away,
no THE corner store.
FOR AN ice cream cone.
AND LEAVES the quarter.
AND HURuEs hack.
AND SO It was.
THAT l sat with him.
AND EXPLAINED to him,
THAT WHEN he went,
TO GET a cone.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
DRIVE
FOR RED CROSS
Say Every Child in Various
Schools Will Join Junior
Red Cross

Four days have passed and the
untiring work of the local chapter
to send the nationwide drive of the
American Red Cross "over the top
is still going on through the efforts
of William Fraser, chairman of the
roll call.
Plants and factories have been
visited and in a few days it is ex-
pected that more of them will re-
ceive the 100 per cent placard, sig
nifying the membership of every
employe in the plant.
Miss Harriet Fraser. chairman of
the Junior Red Cross, has reported
that this division will again renew
their allegiance, as in former years,
and that every pupil in the various
schools will enroll.
1t is a very candid and kindly
proclamation. it is declared, closing
with an acknowledgment that it is
not only the President. but all
America.
1t is hoped that within the next
few days the local chapter can an
nounce its victory. Many other ci-
ties have gone lover top" and for
this reason any one who intends to
enroll in the Red Cross, is request
ed to make it known SO that this
victory.
The proclamation of President
Harding, relative to the annual Roll
Call drive, deserves a popular re-
Spouse, it is pointed out. The Presi-
dent appeals for a prompt and gen.
erous response" and he impresses
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16

WOODBRIDGE. Nov. ia
movement is afoot to organize an
association of taxpayers of the
third ward, fourth district of this
township. For years the residents
of that portion of Woodbridge have
clamored for the formation of a
league that would look after the
interests of the district and build
up the large acreage which runs
from Freeman street down to the
p. & r. railroad tracks.
Not until Tuesday night definite
plans have been taken to complete
the desired organization. At the
last meeting of the Avenel TaXpay-
ers Association, a body of Wood
bridge residents have formed them
selves into a temporary commit
tee, which will outline the methods
and ways of pursuit in getting 'hc
proposed organization successfully
on it's way.
Thomas J. Moran, one of the Or
ganizers of the new association,
would not divulge the anne of the
committee in charge, but stated
that next Thursday announcement
of their plans will be made public.
"We do not want to let the while
town know before we have every
thing Set" said Mr.. Moran owe the
telephone last night to a reporter
of he Perth Amboy Evening News
ut will be the aim of the organi-
zation to protect the interests of the
third ward, fourth district of our
township, to build up and secure
better train facilities" he declared.
At the meeting to be held on
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
JAIL LOCAL MAN FOR
ROBBERY IN MONMOUTH

Charged with stripping an automo-
bite owned by Daniel Taylor, of
Colts Neck, of all the removable
parts, Frank Cylbusky of p Alpine
street. this city, was sent to the Nom
mouth County Jail at Freehold on
Tuesday by Justice of the Peace Ell
nler G. Wainwright of Red Bank, in
dsfault of $500 bail.
According to the evidence submit
ted at the hearing before Justice
Wainwright, Mr.. Taylor broke a
wheel of his a while driving on
the Freehold road last Sunday and
Railing a passing car was taken to
Long Branch where he obtained a
new wheel. Upon his return he was
surprised to find his car a mere skel-
eton.
In his absence it Is charged, CYL
husky came along in an automobile
and seeing the a along the road,
stopped and removed all the tires
from the rims and a spare tire from
the rear of the car, spark plugs, coils,
battery and all other removable
parts.
An Investigation made by Mr., Tay-
lor, resulted In his appearance before
Justice Wainwright and the swearing
out of a warrant for Cylbusky's ar
Ferts
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
YACHT Club PLANS EVENTS:
ARRANGE FOR ELECTION

A meeting of the Raritan Yacht
Club was held Tuesday night at the
c Club rooms on Water street
A large number of the members
were present, at which time impor-
ami business was discussed,
n New Years eve party, which
had been the main topic at previous
meetings, was called off on account
of the fact that festivities would
nave to arrange on Sunday evening,
PIans are being made, however. to
nave the members of the club at the
rooms Sunday night to have a noisy
welcome of the new year.
A nominating committee was ap-
pointed at the meeting of the Board
or Governors to fill the of
LOUIS Neuberg, who has resigned.
and four governors to be elected in
January.
Arrangements are being made ia
nave a club stag dinner Saturday
night, November IS, following the
election of officers,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
SEWAREN HISTORY CLUB
PROGRAM is ENJOYED

SEWAREN, Nov. 16.-The Sc
warren History Club met at the home
of Mrs. j.. II. Love yesterday after
noon. The program was exception
ally good. Mrs. w. B. Krug as a
guest of honor played two delight
full solos and Mrs. Stephen Cespke
and Mrs. Coles also honored guests
played brilliantly. The former on
the violin and the -.ter a finished
accompanist. Mrs. Csepke formerly
played frequently at the club meet
ings and her return is always a
two fold pleasure. that which her
music affords and the renewal of
innumerable friendships. T e
speakers of the afternoon were Mr..
Waldron and Mr.. Miller of New
Brunswick. Both men are mem
bers OF the Middlesex county Mos
quito determination Commission
and came to the club through the
efforts of Mrs. Z. H. Boynton also
a member of the Commission. Mr..
Waldron brought a portable moving
picture machine which made it pos
sible to throw upon the screen
pictures of the "unweicome summer
guest"
In introducing Mr.. Waldron, the
president, Mrs. w. +. Tombs stated
that the Babylonian armies in the
ancient days were subject to 1nvas-
ions of these pests.
In applying Mr.. Miller's remarks
it might be said Metuchen freed the
Dismal Swamp of mosquitoes why
not the Woodbridge-Sewaren mea-
dows. Mr.. Waldron said the reason
the mosquitoes gained such seeming
Roadway last summer was on account
of the fifty-three days rain in three
moRths' time. This is an unusual
condition only happening once in
ifty-six years,
There are $4,000 feet of bitches
now in this vicinity and $4,000 more
to be put in this year.
The business session was rather
brief. The report of SO given by
the president for the Smyrna relief
was read. This gift was made in the
name of the History Club. Mrs. H.
E. Pickexsgill reported upon a suit
able club pin which can be secured
at $3.50 each, provided there are 25
pins ordered.
A specimen general federation pin
was also shown which may be pur-
chased for 81.
The guests present included Mrs.
Andrew Stephens of Newark; Mrs.
Bronx. of Jersey City; Mrs. Lewis. of
Brooklyn; Mrs. Csepke, of Ca~rteret;
Mrs. Joseph Mark, Mrs. L. W. Wood
man Mrs. r. K. Green, Miss Lille
Rohrbach, Mrs. w. B. Krug, Mrs.
Cole and Misses Ruth and Marian
Delicious refreshments were
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
JOHN D. AT LAKEWOOD;
GOES To FLORIDA LATER

TARRYTOWN, N. Y, Nov. IT,
John D. Rockefeller began his an
nual visit to his homes in warmer
chimes today when he motored to
his residence in Lakewood, N. j.,
where he will continue his daily
round of golf.
The Lakewood home, like his
ether estates, is equipped with a
private golf course. Late next month
Mr.. Rockefeller will go to his Ar
mond Beach, Fla, estate for the
winter.
This years trip 20 Lakewood was
delayed, Mr.. Rockefeller remaining
here to be present last night at dedi-
cation ceremony Of the New Com
munity church of which he Ia a
member. He attended with his son
and daughter-in-law, MI. and Mrs.
John D.. Rockefeller, Jr., and their
children.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
FREEK0LDERS MEET TODAY

NEW BRUNSWICK, Nov. IS. -
When Clarence NJ. Haight and Louis
j. Belloff, reelected members of the
Board of Chosen F~reeholders ap-
pear this afternoon at the regular
weekly session this afternoon they
will receive many congratulations
from friends and Republicans who
have helped them in the recent
campaign.
The meeting Of the freeholders
will also have another successful
winner in it's gathering, Thomas J..
Mulvihill, newly elected Mayor of
Carteret, who won the administra-
lions of the borough from Mayor
Joseph A. Herman, the first nay
of the borough, who has kept the
office for sixteen years and was de-
feated by the Republican.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
GETS IS TO 80 YEAR TERM
FOR MONMOUTH MURDER

FREEHOLD, Nov. 16.-Found
guilty of murder in the second de-
gree for the killing of Ralph Aldar-
clio at the latter's shop at Asbury
Park on Sunday, June IS. last,
James Quatrano, "a years old, and
married, was sentenced by Justice
Samuel Kalisch last night to fifteen
to thirty years in state prison at
hard labor.
Trial of the case occupied two
days. 1t was admitted by both state
and defense that the deceased fired
the first shot through the curtain
of his store to brighten a number
of men away who had gotten into a
tight over some wine they were
drinking. Quatrano maintained at
the trial that Aldarello then mem
aced him with his revolver and he
shot twice in self defense.
h jury was out three ard a half
hours returning their verdict at 6:45
o'clock last night and Justice Kalisch
Immediately imposed sentence.
Stanley Kaminske, twenty-three
old, of Schenectady. N. Y.
while the jury in the former case
was weighing the evidence, retract-
ed a plea of not guilty of murder
and rendered to Justice Samuel
kalisch a plea of non vult of man.
slaughter. The plea was accepted
and Justice Kalisch sentenced KAN
lnske to four to ten years in state
prison at hard labor. Kaminske was
employed as coo OF a road paving
gang of laborers at Belmar.
They had bunkrooms on the Sec
ond floor of a building at Four
teenth avenue and E street. A gen.
eral light occurred among the men
about l o'clock in the morning of
July 3 last and Kaminske picked I'D
a stick from the floor and hit John
Brannigan over the head with il
several times. Brannigan died short
ly afterward in his bunk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
SURROGATE FORMAN
STARTS OFFICIAL DUTIES

NEW BRUNSWICK, Nov. 16.-
Letters of administration were IS
sued this morning by Charles NJ.
Forman, newly elected surrogate to
Edward J. Began, of Carteret, on
the estate of his wife, Alma, who
died Oct. 30, leaving an estate val
ued at $500.
This is the first official act of Mr..
Forman, who took the Office of sur
rogate yesterday after being elected
on the Republican ticket over the
Democratic candidate. John P. Kirk
patrick. who held the office since
the death OF the former surrogate
Living up to his promises Mr.. For
man is spending most of the time IT,
TIE office at the county hn' dino
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
TRAFFIC CHARGES RESULT
IN FINES AT METUCHEN

METUCHEN, Nov. 16.-Recorder
Weber fined last night Edward
Gray, of New Brunswick. $11.50 af-
ter being found guilty of speeding
and reckless driving on South Main
street. Chief Hutchinson arrested
Gray.
John Sprague. of New Bruins
wick was arraigned before the re-
corder on the charge of reckless
driving and hitting the traffic lamp
on the corner of Middlesex avenue.
He was fined S11.50 and ordered to
pay 50 for the cost of a new lam
tern. Sprague it was believed was
driving the truck, without having a
license, while his colleague Ely
Shackelford, the licensee of the a
was found asleep. A charge against
Shackleford has also been made and
his case will come up at a later
time.
William A. Miller of Lancaster,
Pa, arraigned before the recorder
paid $3.50 in fines and So for a
new lantern. 1t is alleged that
Miller struck the same lantern that
former defendant, %Sprague, and
dragged for about 200 feet.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
CHARGE IS DISMISSED

METUCHEN, Nov. 16:-Anthony
Barduna, a baker of 10 Hall We
nue., Perth Amboy. was arraigned
yesterday before Recorder Weber
on a charge of reckless driving pre-
ferred by ]. o. Jackson of Camden.
Jackson stated that last Sunday
while driving three new cars to
Camden he parked for a short while
on the corner of Middlesex venue
when the truck owned and operated
by Barduna hit the back of one of
the cars. The defendant admitted
that he hit the car, but claimed the
automobiles were parked away from
the curb and that he could not avoid
hitting them.
Recorder Weber refused to enter
tain the charge and dismissed Bar
duna.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
CHANGE DATE Of
CIVIC DINNER
So. Amboy K. of C. Event viii
Not be Held Until
January

SOUTH AMBOY. Nov. 16:-The
date set for the Chamber of Com.
MERGE dinner has been changed
from next month until some time in
January. This action came last
sight when members of the board
Il trustees came to the conclusion
Efet with such a short space of time
little could be done to insure
affair being as they would have
Ia previous years the Chamber of
Commerce have made their annual
dinners par excellence and the
board of trustees this year are wont
to have their dinner equal If not
ssrPass any other like affair in the
history of South Amboy.
The chamber from time to time
receives communications from in
terested manufacturers anxious to
locate in South Amboy. 1t has been
suggested that owners of spacious
buildings, lofts, and land anxious
to lease or sell, send to the secre-
tary of the Chamber of Commerce a
list Of what they have to dispose of
and the fashion of d~isposing.
A needlework firm has asked the
chamber to find a suitable place to
locate. The secretary has been re-
quested to send to the inquiring
firm a list of what this city has in
the line of buildings to be used for
such factories.
The secretary has been instructed
to prepare the nomination ballots.
together with a list of the member
ship eligible to hold offices of trus-
tees, so as to have them ready for
khe next regular meeting to be held
on Wednesday. December 6.
These ballots will be distributed
among the members, who in turn
will select eighteen names from the
list for the nominations for trustees.
The ballots with the eighteen names
will then be distributed among the
members who will choose nine for
the election. The bylaws state that
the nomination and election is to
take place during the month of De-
csmber.
Much interest is concerned over
the activities of the Chamber of
Commerce of late. Many believe
that this body will be the chief fac
tor toward bringing about the much
Of annexation of Sayreville.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
CARTERET LEGION NOW
HAS LADIES' AUXILIARY

CARTERET. Nov. ia Ladies'
auxiliary of the American Legion,
OF Carteret. has been formed and a
charter will be received within a
lew days. Among the charter mem
Ders are the following women: Mrs.
Edward Lloyd, Miss Regina Cook,
Mrs. John Nevill, Mrs. Mollie Jones,
Mrs. J~acobowitz.
The first meeting of this organi-
cation will be called in the early
part of December, at which time
permanent officers will be elected.
Ladies Auxiliaries of the Ameri-
can Legion are former in all parts
OF the county, with the exception of
South River, Sayreville, Spotswood
and Midtown.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
CHARGE OF ASSAULT ON
DOG MADE At METUCHEN

METUCHEN, Nov. 16:-Hans
~Sorensen, janitor at the Edgar
school here, appeared yesterday be-
fore Recorder Weber with a police
dog. accusing thirteen-year-old
Charles Roddan with assault on the
dog. The boy admitted that he
struck the dog, but did so in self
defense.
The father of the accused lad APP
peared with him and addressing the
court told of how the janitor is
causing daily trouble for the school
boys. hitting them or otherwise
abusing the pupils of the school.
Several complaints were made
against the 1anitor, he said, and
finally Recorder Weber decided to
defer action in the case until next
Wednesday, when both sides will
have the opportunity of bringing
witnesses and tell their side of the
story.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
POSTMASTERS PREPARE
FOR CHRISTMAS Time

WASHINGTON. Nov. 16:-"Wrap
well, mail early!" This now familiar
Christmas slogan of the Post Office
Department already has started
across. Expecting an extra heavy
Christmas business this season, de-
partment officials are warning post
masters to lay their plans early.
So well has the post Office service
been organized of late years that no
new methods will be tried this year.
Postmasters whose patronage" is
so large that greatly augmented
working staffs are needed, have been
directed to give first preference in
employment to men with families,
and those long out of a job.
Christmas always costs Uncle Sam
between four and five million dol
lars for extra clerks. carriers. trans
portation facilities and renting of
extra quarters.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
A MOTHERS STORY
How a Woman Gained in Strength
and Vigor

Trenton, N. J.-"After motherhood I
vns in a very weak and exhausted condi-
ton, and felt the need of some strength
giving tonic. A neighbor recommended
Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription and
the Golden Medical Discovery. l at once
sent 70 the drug store and got a supply,
taking them alternately. as directed. The
result was an immediate Improvement in
NY condition. | xpidly gained in
strength and vige able to nurse my
oby INTO q heat 5ndition. ! consider
Is Is no ms equal to DR.. Pierce's
<@orito n IN or Golden Medical
1orcx q firing to health and
l<9hd ailing women
$P14O Old Rose st.
fierce, president Invalids'
~, N. y for free medical
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
WEALTHY COMMUNIST LOSES
YEAR FIGHT FOR LIBERTY

CHICAGO, Nov. 1.-two year
fight Of William Bross Lloyd,
wealthy communist to escape a
five year ~penitentiary sentence for
the violation of the Illinois espion-
age act, known as the overthrow"
law ended at midnight when, &C
cording to word received here, Chief
Justice Thompson of the Illinois
supreme court, announced he
would deny Lloyd's motion to stay
the sentence until December is.
Lloyd and eighteen other mem
bers OF the communist party were
convicted in Chicago August 1920.
They were accused of advocating
overthrow of the government.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
A OF EXCISE


A regular meeting of the Board OF Ex-
else Commissioners OF the City of Perth
Amboy, N. j., November 7th, 1922. Nc
quorum. Adjourned to November 18th,
1929.
Clerk.
Adjourned meeting OF the Board of Ex-
else Commissioner of the City of Perth
Amboy. N. j., held November 14th. 1929.
The members present were Commissioner s
Lucas, Flynn and Schuck.
On motion the reading of the minutes
OF the previous meeting was dispensed
with and the minutes approved as record
ed.
The following billiard applications were
granted:
John Owen. 1872 Market Street. 1 table.
Joe Pellegrino, 8. W. corner State Street,
and Hall Avenue, 2 tables.
Andrew Hansen, 1877 Hall Avenue. /
table.
Gabor Meszaros. $50 Wagner Avenue. !
table.
Edward Lewis. 16s New Brunswick Ave
nue., 4 tables.
On motion the Board adjourned.
A. E. GRAHAM,
| 1a221-1f-1R-1t CLARK
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-11-16
Not comnetent Court RuIes

MONTREAL, Nov. 16:-Adelard
Delorme, former priest, now in an
asylum for the insane following his
indictment for the murder of his
half-brother, Raoul Delorme, today
was interdicted by Justice Breanau
and declared incompetent to admin
lister his estate. The judgment was
given on petition of Adelard Tetre-
ault. brother-in-law of the former
priest who acted for other members
of the family.
A petition by attorneys for
Delorme that he be declared COM
petent was denied.