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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

L could werk up to IT, could start
with about 4. Suppose you tell
Nora to put more eggs on to boil,
he sed
Now Wilyum this has gone far
enutf, you know very well eggs are
the very ferst things that disagree
with you, ma sed. How about that
plcknick wen you ate SO many hard
boil eggs and then kepp on asking
the doctor to let you die so you d
stop sufferin, she sed.
o Id forgotten that, . well, hard
boil eggs are dlffrent. IL nature
had intended eggs to be hard she
would of tipped off the hens TO that
effect, pop sed, and ma sed. 1t don't
make eny diffrents about the hard
ness OF them or the shape either.
Wat could be more opposite Co a
hard boil egg than a scrambled egg
and you remember how you carried
on wen you ate helpings of scram-
bled eggs al your cousin Berts we'd
ding brekfist. You were taking medi-
Gin for week, she sed.
BY gosh l believe you're rite, yee
gods l cant even think of an egg now
with eny friendly feeling, pop sed.
Not even this one, he sed. And he
pushed his egg away and ma sed,
Now Wilyum you mite as well eat
your perfeckly good egg, II It's not
one ixtreme its the other.
l wouldent toutch that egg II
Clemenso himself begged me to eat
it for the honor OF Frants, pop sed
SO l ate It, being pirty good of a
egg but not making me feel like Z
more
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
lust Folks
Copyright. 1879. by Edgar A. Gusat.
CHRISTMAS

Was there lowller place OF birth
Ever known upon the earthp
A bleak and barren stable
And the mothers bed Of straw,
And the rich who filled the inn
That would not Jet Mary in,
The angels who were watching
Through the darkness, never saw.
High the star OF Bethlehem
Shone above, but not for them;
Never once they ceased their laughter,
Never once they quit the room
or that number but few
Ever cared or .yer knew
That woman had been ordered
TO the stables murky gloom.
Not until the Wise Men came
Did they learn that babys name;
Not untn the wise Men offered
Gold and frankincense and myrrh,
Not until the break Of dawn
Did they know a king was born,
And that God had blessed the stable
With the mother lying there.
Now the Star Of Bethlehem
Which God hung above for them
StU leads us 10 the stable
And the manger whore He lay;
And throughout the ages long
Men repeat that angel song
Which rang out above the stable
on that first glad Christmas day.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

We was eating brekflst this morn
ing and pop hit the top Of his egg
with the bottom OF his spoon, say
ing, o yes, by the way, l neerly for
got, this crate Frentchman Clemenso
eats eggs for brekfist and he's 10
years old and as strong as horse,
Now Wlllyum 1 hope you're not
getting one OF your crazy ideers, ma
sed.
Certeny not, but II crate man
Ike Clemenso eats eggs there must
be some reason for II, don't you know
the Frentch are Supposed to be the
most intelligent people In the werld ?
pop sed.
Well they don't show II II they all
eat 8 eggs for brekfist. ma sed, and
pop sed, don't meen Id be foolish
snuft to start rite IN on sSgs. bus
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
Cnnldn,t EonI Him

whats thls2" asked medical
student in a hotel restaurant look
ing critically at the dish the waiter
had placed before him.
Just what you ordered, sir" re-
piled the waiter, breast OF veal
braised."
you quite mistake" rejoined the
guest, removing with his knife and
fork a bone from the meat and In
specting It This bone Is a portion
OF the left tibia. near its junction
with the inner malicious. In other
words, you have brought me a piece
OF the shank. Take II back Nnd
bring what 1 ordered dv-Phlladel
phia Ledger.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
ssNAroR RoRAms PROPOSAL

Senator Borah has proposed that the president
invite the governments OF the world TO a con-
ference where all problems and questions shall
be considered on their merits
This recalls the fact that It was Senator Borah
yobo proposed the disarmament conference then
refused 10 assume any responsibility Of leader
ship in the premises
This attitude on the part Of senataE win
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
WHY INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCES FAIL.

Great Brltain's delay of Christmas mail for the
United states, by refusing TO let the American
liner deorge Washington carry It In place OF a
later and slower ship, is ono OF the unkind and
selfish acts which have unpleasant reaction
Chicago Journal OF Commerce.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

As we understand IT, Mr.. Gibbons gives out
the names OF legislators who have to greater
or less extent afforded him grounds for berev-
Ing they will support him for the speakership.
in the expectation that by so doing he will re-
strain them from changing their minds, such
tactics while they may work I'm this case, are
generally rejected by experienced politicians. In
most instances they operate In reverse.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

senator Owen did his lttIs best TO make
Christmas a happy one for the American peo-
pie, He told them what allied them and in
not too lndelicate way suggested the doctor that
could cure them, Tf the American people don't
employ that doctor # will he their own fault
and Senator owen will have perfectly clear
conscience.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Cabls dispatches indicate that the tiger
turned 10 France In much the same mood
tiger returns 10 his lair after frultless quest
FOR victims. 1t is gratifying to know that tho
time has arrived when European politicians can
come TO the United states and so back empty
handed
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Tulsa hase been busy with It's Christmas
shopping that It didn't have time TO announce
several slyscrapers But what Tulsa is
lacking Verdgris, tho seat OF spavinsw water
activity Just now, is making up.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

About once a month for the past
three years some learned musician
has gotten his name into the tele"
graph with the announcement that
jazz is dying We suggest that thel
telegraph withhold the next tele q
graph bulletin until II gets the deatH'
certificate. says the Bartlesville En-
terprise.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
Bible Thoughts for TOddy
CHRISTMAS DAY,

WORLDS BEST NEWS The angel said
unto them Fear not: for. behold, ! bring you
good udlugs OF great Joy, which emil be to all
people.
I5or unto you Is born this day IN tho city OF
David "a SAVIOR which is Christ the Lord
Jnkr g.lO. II.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
Oklahoma Outbursts
nv OTIS LORTON.

Another thing, there are wives who are never
quite 90 hap ppy rs when their husbands are suf-
ferug pain.
The glr on south Main Gays ahs Is al last con-
vlnced that mon are the best shoppers when It
comes 20 selectiug silk hose
A. ws understand tho etiquette which applies
you are not expected to take your present back
to the store and turn IL I'm for cash.
When a woman poses a bare arm behind the
lace curtains Of a hotel window, you know she
just naturally fcals rather proud OF II.
We heard a lady say, the other day. that the
only thing she could rnd which still held Us dis
tnotlye characteristics was iimburEer cheese
Personally admits the Dallas News, we haven't
seen any girls smoking clgarets but ~ may be
hocause we don't circulate around as much M
the aiarmlsts DO.
Christmas greeting 20 Governor Walton:
while in Havana We hops you enjoyed the thrill
Of putting your money on Spark Plug TO win
tho tobasco handicap.
Three star Hennessy OF sapuIps contributes:
Dear old Santa hear my plea; be a good scout
have a heart, Bring anything you wish 20 me,
but please lay otfa works Of art"
our private opinion IS that the manufacturers
of toys could simplify Christmas shopplng by
confining their output 10 the wants named in
letters to Santa Claus received at this desk.
A man never knows Just what he would DO Il
he met up with Ola Desperation, but II we are
ever put 10 the test the lay Job we will look for
makes us nervous to continually look at works
OF art
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

William Norton of the Oklahoma
City Salvation Army gave good ad-
vice to the public when he advised
against giving money to beggars, AS
he suggested, persons who are Grip
pied should be taught trade, II pos
sible and blind men who have not
should be placed in home for the
blind. Oklahoma should not care
for the beggars from other states.
These should be sent to their oid
homes 10 be cared for. But OK
homa should care for it's own help
less ones.--Collinsyille News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25


Fdtor World; Why should we mix up family
affairs Of one family with the boxing match
that we will have on Monday night with Carl
Morris and Fred Fulton? II the author doesn't
Ike Morris or Fulton, lot him 90 and talk 10
them aa individuals and call them buns TO their
face ana not through the columns OF the paper
And he speaks about gray matter, I wonder
how much ne has? don't think he Is endowed
with much or he would not use the language
he does when he calls Carl Morris a bum Now
l know Mr.. Morris and do lots OF people
and when you call him a bum, you lie. You
also speak OF spending you good money TO see
a boxing match Well. ] will bet when you go
10 see a boxing match or any other place OF
entertainment someone takes you. or you slip
IN when the ticket man IS looking the other way
Anything that IA cheap with you Is what you
want, And another indication OF your cheap
ness 10 The name you have, you like some
or the cheap automobiles that you whIzzng
along the public roads, where you can so 10 a
farmers fence and get enough bailing wire 10
fix them or take postage stamp 10 some coun-
try postoffice and exchange Il for repairs You
Tin Lizzie Ford means cheap cars or something
FOR nothing,
Sapulpa, Dec, I6, FRANK c. MQLLIN.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25
As Editors See 1t

whether or not this same Clara
Phillips can drive nail straight,
she certainly can drive home point
in an argument with another lady,
and she can find her way out OF a
difficult situation. So maybe she
studied debating, too.-Wichita
tKan.) Eagle.
More than fifty thousand farm
boys and girls were enrolled as
pig club members In 1921 These
young farmers reported CROWNS
nearly sixty thousand purebred nos,
valued at s1,5OO,O0O, and managed
according to improved methods oi
feeding, housing and care advocated
by extension workers, ,--Foss Enter
prise.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Another thing. there are wives who are never
quite 90 happy rs when their husbands are suf-
fcrug pain.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

The girl on south Main says shs Is AZ last con
vlnccd that mon are the best shoppers when II
comes 20 Belectiug SILK hose.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Of toys could simplify Chrstmaa shopping by
confining their output 10 the wants named ir
letters to Santa Claus received at this desk.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Three Star Hennessy OF sapulps contributes:
Dear old Santa hear my plea; be a good scout
have a heart. Bring anything you wish 20 me,
but please lay offa works Of art"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Ar We understand tho etiquette which applies
you are not expected TO take your present back
to the store and turn IL I'm for cash.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

Turkey has gone bone dry. The
new revolutionary ruler has banned
all intoxicating drinks from the
country. Heavy penalties are pro-
vided for any one who sells liquor
or has It In his possession. The man
who gets drunk will be forced 10
serve a Jail sentence, Evidently
Turkey believes that the way TO have
prohibition is to have It. There IS
no half way post over there.-Ponca
City News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

The fellow who has no occupation
hut that of knocking should be made
to pay an excessive occupation taN'
Then maybe he would move on 10
some other point. The knocker can
always be spared. His room is good
company and the town gains when
he ceases TO be a dweller therein.
SAYS the Grave Sun,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

ChrtStrnas greeting 20 Governor Walton:
while in Havana We hops you enjoyed the thrill
OF putting your money on spark Plug 10 win
tho tobasco handicap.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

When a woman poses a bare arm behind the
lace curtains Of a hotel window, you know she
just naturally feals rather proud OF II,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-12-25

FRANK c. MoLLIN.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12

Is, TAKES
GOLF TITLE

A GED 10. IN height about a tie
n with the club he drives 200
yards with. on an average. Johnny
o'Meila. caddie and high school stu
dent. il crowned city golf champion
Of bridgeport. Conn.
Johnny won his title in recent
tournament IN which he outcisssed
the tried veterans % the municipal
links at bridgeport.
II was no fluke. Johnny's n zen.
sational piayer--just the kind that
Gene sarazen. present national open
champion. was when he was assist
ant professional at Brooklawn. In the
same city.
And IL was In characteristics
garaxen frame OF mind that Johnny
defeated Jim symington. a seasoned
golfer Of mature years. over the city
course. up and : 10 60. The day
before the boy had beaten Joe Ciuci.
youngrter who has made name
himself In national competitions.
Johnny offers no explanation for
his success further than that he has
adhered strictly TO the instructions
OF Dan CnFfen. Bridgeport pro,
who early recognized the fine form
shown by the high school sophomore.
who has spent many hours showing
him tho games fine points. and who
predicts that he win be rated soon
among other caddies who. like Cara.
r~n. Oulnct and the rest. have
reached the heights already
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
YALE-IOWA
GRID GAME
is LOOMING
BY LACK Y. HCHOI.Z

NEW YORK, Oct. f2.--old Man
~ Dope has not yet conyalesced
sufficiently from his recent degrad.
ing experience at the Polo Grounds
10 express himself with much force
or authority on the coming football
battle between Iowa and Yale.
There seems to be so much In
favor OF each eleven and 10 many
points not IN favor OF each eleven
that the law OF averages aaserts
itself and clamors for n tie game. II
all the sad tales OF bumps and
bruises. seeping out from the vlcin.
ity Of the Yale bowl. are well founded
then Heaven help Yale.
But, on the other hand. " the
Iowans are badly weakened by the
loss OF their last years stars and
recent sickness Of Heidi. their pow.
erful center. and II they are suffer.
ing the further disadvantage Of too
few practice games under their belt,
then things look brighter for tho
Bulldogs. who may. after all. stick
their 10 veterans into the fracas and
uncork a brand OF football they have
not displayed 40 far this season.
The game has not only resolved
Itself into one OF the most important
international contests. bur has fur.
Their taken on many Of the earmarks
Of n family affair.
Brotherly love rs a wonderful thing
at times. but II is doubtful II either
Howard or Tad Jones. who are pilot.
ing the respective machines OF Iowa
and Yale. could demand anything
from the god OF Sport more caicu.
lated 20 slop over their cup OF Joy
than the privilege OF handing his
brother first class trimming.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
Team Is Light;
vandalS Leaving Today

MOSCOW. Ida. Oct. is.--Idaho
1v1 football team completed train
ing for the Washington game with
grucliing workout "Wednesday
afternoon. The squad as whole
Is In as xood condition A. could
be expected. All the regulars who
win be taken on the trip are IN
fairly good shape and only a few
minor injuries have resulted from
tho hard workouts OF the last three
days
Ai,ho no lineup has been an
nounced officially by Coach
Mathews II is possible that several
changes In position viii be evident
when the team lines up.
There l. also a possibility that
some new faces may appear In
place OF men who fought against
Whitman. 'skippy'' stlvcra. new
man. may step into the quarter.
back position. and shift Kieffner 20
another backfield berth. Abe Goff.
idaho's lengthy center. may be
shifted 10 guard IN order 10 make
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12

49,. ...-,cia for her 1929 haekfield.
kipke should be one 81 tho great
haifbackn of the season. lie was.
in his hlgh school days. the best ever
developed In Michigan scholastic cir
Giles. Injured In the Michigan Ohio
state game. at the start Of laat sea
son. he did not play much. bu, this
year he IL working better than ever.
Klpke kicked little last year. lie
averaged IS yards on his puntr. he
has been booting the ball for an av'
ersg. az 10 yards In preliminary
practice this autumn.
Aico. kipke IL forward passing bot.
ter than he dld In 1891. and he Is
running faster.
A. a runner. Kipke Is a hard man
90 tackle. lilo has an individual
style. carrying tho knees high. toes
barely touching the ground. and can
turn. dodge and reverse with re
markahia speed. auieknens and
agility.
Du. 10 his Improvement over las,
ssAson. Michigan viii have an i'm
portant triple threat in him.
There L. Herb stegrr. He Is ell
ribie for the Michigan varsity this
year and viii undoubtedly play ftiil
back. In 1880 he played with Oak
Park high. Of Chicago. and was r.
gata~d - the best prep achoo
player In the West.
There are football players who car
run better than stewer. some car
kick better and some can forward
pass better. but there probably d
10, another who can do all thr~.
things nH we'll as steger wsighins
more than ITO pounds. ssegcr N ~
IDEAL futihark. and he has the triple
threat developed 70 an even level
Ceorze Dunieavy has been a
Michigan two years. but "a ready fo'
n. varsity for the first time In hi
college career. iie has been ineii
gitie before.
Like Kipke and a,eger. Dunieav,
can tass. kick ard run. i4s can for
ward pas. while going as top speed
and that 10 something few hackfieis
men ever did. Nearly al Of then
come 10 stop before they can shrov
fhe bail. They have % balance theu,
selves. punieavy hurts football
while off balance. and hurts Il nccu
rstelv.
Michigan never before has has
the wealth ~ backficld material tina
Yoas possesses this season.
Michigan has for years needed I
roof player who can pass. kick an'
run. This season Yost has three
such men in bis varsity squad II i
aifnos, certain that two Of them will
be in the backfieid In all games. an.
their prsaenes means that the Michi
gan attack this seaaon viii have yer
satiilty and deception that u novel
developed before.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12

room At center for Kline. Accord
ing 70 present Indications idaho's
line will average about It's from
end TO end and the back field At
the best viii no, average more
than $50. This will Eive Washing
ton a material weight advantage
which tho vandals must offnet In
speed
Idabo's fs7. team u the iighssss
In many years. Last years team
would record AZ least $50 In the
lire and slightly moro IN the back.
field. The team. consisting Of be-
tween "a and 20 players and
Coaches Mathews and Seidig. were
scheduled 10 leave Moacow this aft.
ernoon.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12

Just at present Jack is TAX
ing a keen interest in a young
heavyweight who may oppose
the champion for his title
some day. He's Floyd John
son. the young Iowan, who
stopped Bob Martin recently.
Dempsey works with john
son and is coaching him.
Jack is a mighty busy man.
II would be hard to find a
parallel in the fight game for
his generosity in coaching
this almost-recruit. Cham
pions, as a rule, are stingy in
dishing out advice. II John
son gets anywhere he will
have much to thank Dempsey
for.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
Walter Holke IL
Sure of Berth on
Boston Nationals

TUE Boston Braves showing In
J. the National league was ore
OF tho distinct diaappolnimcnts OF
the season.
Owner Grant says nc intends 20
give Boston a winner and VIII
make a clean sweep. n necessary.
ION only one position have !
definitely made up my mind. first
base. Hoike VIII play that posi-.
ton So says Grant
which means tina, Holke " the
only ono of the Braves who IL
sure Of his lob
Holke came TO the Braves from
the New York Giants. II II said
McCraw always has regretted
making the trade.
Hoikc swings from either side
OF the plate. lie IN a left.handed
thrower.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
TIGERS GAIN
ON SEAL MEN

SAN FRANCISCO. Oct. i1.--ver.
non gained game on San Francisco
in the Coast learue pennant race.
now IN its final week. In yesterdays
playing. Oakland beat San Fran.
cisco. ! 70 0. Vernon defeated the
Angels. : TO !.
Mcwhccncy forced over ttc only
Oakland run in the ninth. while Jake
May tied the Coast record with his
saith win in Los Angeles
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
!. HOW INTERLEAGUE
GAMES WILL COUNT

EAch Prairie league team win
swing around the Coast circuit and
each Coast team viii make a trip 20
the Prairie These games viii count
in each leagues standing. but each
league will has~ their own cham
pions when the season Is over. The
Coast league win play the winners OF
the Eastern circuit for the WORKS.
title. and IL the Prairie league wants
to challenge the winner they may do
70. There will be no Coast and
Prairie piayoff as last season
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
PENALTY RULE
10 STICK

The penalty shot has come TO
stay in hockey. IL was tried out
last year with fair success. The
distance determined sitter a seasons
trial Ia IS feet. Three rings, three
feet in diameter. two Is degrees
from the center OF the goal and
the other directly in front OF the
nets shall be used. Free shots are
awarded for players being tripped
or cross-checked or having a stick
thrown at them while attempting
a shot. The referees must place
the puck in the ring nearest to
which the foul In called
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
RACE WINNER CAME FROM JUNK PILE

trophy during the ensuing year.
He covered the lax mile course
In ~ minutes and 50 IS SEC
onds. or an average Of IS miles
an hour. and this. mind yen.
slithering and slipping along =
mountain road. way up in the
clouds. In doing 90 he defeated
lot OF fancy drivers with ex.
pensive. highspowered cars.
Mechanical genius as ear
constructor and absolute fear.
iessness as a driver enabled him
10 do II.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
SALT LAKE
HANDS REDS
WHITEWASH

Salt Lake took Wednesdays game
from Seattle. 20 0. the Bccs
strengthening their hold on fourth
place The locals now need six
straight wins to finish In the frat
division.
Hollis Thurston pitched sweet
baseball for tho visitors and the
Indians didn't have a lookdn.
Harry Gardner performed on the
hin for the home talent.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-12
STAR VOTING
ENDS FRIDAY

Seattle baseball fans planning 20
vote I'm The Stars Ali-Coast team
selection must yet their ballots In
before Friday noon. Four inflcld.
crr. three outfleidcrs. two catchers.
six pitchers and two utility men arc
20 be picked. Letters should be
mailed 20 the Baseball Editor. This
results Of the voting will be pub
iiahed Saturday.