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The Snowflake herald., 1922-07-14
For Sheriff

| wish to announce my candi-
1acy Tor the Office of Sheriff of
NAVAJO County, subject to the
WISHES OF the voters in the De-
nocratlc primary held Septem-
Tom Hubbard
The Snowflake herald., 1922-07-14

WANTED-A few water shares
of the Snowflake and Taylor
Irrigation Co. T. c. Hoyt.
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17
APACHE COUNTY MAN CARRIES
OFF HIGH HONORS

TUCSON, Nov. 13.-During the
State Fair, the members of the
classes in advancing Judging from
the University of Arizona competed
in the judging contest at the State
Fair in which fifteen classes of live
stock were judged as follows: Hol-
stein-Fliesian cows, Holstein-Frei-
sian bulls, Jersey cows, Jersey bulls,
Guernsey cows, Guernsey bulls, Ayr
shire cows, Ayrshire bulls, Duroc-
Jersey boars, Duroc-Jersey gifts, o..
l. c. gifts, o. l. c. boars, Poland
China gifts, Hereford cows, Here
ford bulls.
Inasmuch as one student was un-
able to judge the Guernsey bulls, and
as the contest was on an individual
competitive basis, this ring was
omitted in computing the final score.
On total basis, therefore, of 1400
for all classes of livestock as pos
sible score, the students had the fol-
lowing standing:
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17


forgot his Glasses and set it up the
House of Theft and if it wood have
got printed thataway he wood of
ben up VS.. it for a new job.
Sunday-The Sun. skool teacher
was a tawking how we cud all be
CRATE men if we tryed and sed John
D. only got As wk. when he 1st
begun to wirk. The only difference
betwixt he and l is I get 81 and a
u when l wirk steddy. Witch issent
very often.
Monday--went ia a parity tonite
and when | went up to Jane and asst
her if the plasure of the mex dance
was to be mine she replyed and sed.
If it is ennybodies plasure it will be
ycurn. Witch only goes to show
that it is not always the mail sex
witch acks rude to the opposing sex.
Tuesday-Pa was saying his lodge
had TUX in a few new members. Ma
remarked with sourcasm that it was
probly on acct. that the old men,
bers had run out of stories to tell
each another.
dnesday-Teecher asst me jus
what / was xackly thinking of this
afternoon when she ketched me a
looking out of the window and
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17

contest / was thinking of the ft-ball
game. She sed l never thOt of
nothing only haveing fun and that
is about the only fun l get. think
ing about haveing it.
Thursday-Are teecher was x
claiming to us how silk Gums from
Silk wirms and etc. & when she got
done she asst JUS if we new on en-
nything else witch Gums from wirms
CT sum kind and finely Blisters held
up his hand and she asst him what
and he sed he reckon we get tape
from tape wirms.
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17

Lincoln in all his greatness never
talked over a telephone, saw NOV
| ing picture or heard canned music.
This shows how fast the world
moves.
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17
THE RUBA|YAT OF CHOW DRYYAN

IL nUDHIlHl vi UllUW UNI IHl'
A GIL4A COUNTY POET TRANSLATES GEMS OF THE
TENTMAKER INTO PRESENT-DAY THOUGHT
Wall! For the Law has scattered into flight
Those Drinks that sometime dear delight
And still the Moral-tinkers plot and plan
New, sterner Statutes to ndite
After the phantom of Freedom died
Methought a Voice within the Tavern cried
Drink Coffee Lads for that is all that's left
Since Land of the Free is washed--and dried
That Haigs indeed are gone, and the
That bourgeoned with color of the rose,
deathly Pallor sits, while down the lane
Where once strobe Johnny Walker-Water goes.
Come fill the Cup and in the Coffee-house
Well and temperate Carouse-
The Bird of Time flies with steadier wing,
But roosts with seepess Eye-a Coffee Souse!
Each a thousand Recipes, you say
Yes, but where match the Beer Of Yesterday?
those Spring Months that used to bring the Book
Seem very long and far away
A book of Blue Laws underneath Bough,
A pot Tea piece of Toast-and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness
Wilderness? It's Desert, Sister, now
Some for Sunday without Taint, Some
Sigh for Inebriate Paradise to come,
While Moonshine takes the Cash (no credit goes),
And real old Stuff demands Premium.
he Stock set hearts upon
Still dwindles and declines until anon
Like Snow upon the Deserts dusty Face,
1t lights up for hour and then-is gone
TX
Ah my Beloved, fill Cup that clears
TODAY past Regrets and future Fears
Tomorrow!-Why, Tomorrow l may be
In Canada, or Scotland, or Algiers
Yes make what still may spend;
The last Drops lingering Taste may yet transcend
Anticpation's Bliss-though are left
ypd Song
Alike for those who the Drouth prepared
those who, like myself more poorly Jared,
Fond Memory weaves Roseate shrouds
Departed Spirits have loved-and shared
XII
Myself when young did eagerly frequent
The gided Bar and all my Lucre spent
bottled Joyousness, but evermore
Came out less steadily than in l went
The legal finder writes and having writ,
on-and neither Thirst or Wit
Has ured it back to cancel half line
To give Man excuse for being lit
the Bootlegger-the Infidel!
When he takes my last cent for Just Smell
Of Hootch-I wonder what Bootleggers buy
One half so precious as the Stuff they sell!
XIV.
Oh Bill why dost with White Mule and with Gin
Beset the Road / am to wander in?
If 1 garnered of the Law, wilt thou
All pousy, impute my Fall to Sin?
XVI
Yon rising looks for again
How oft hereafter will she wax and wane
But Oh how oft before we have beheld
Six Moons arise-who seek Two in vain.
XVII.
Thyself at last shall to trip
Dow that dim Dock where Charon loads his ship,
I'll meet Thee the other Wharf if Thou
Wilt promise to have Something on thy Hip.
Miami (Arizona) Daily Silver Be
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17

While we all know that women
are pretty strong on gossip let's not
overlook the fact that the men are
also pretty good along that line.
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17

The fellow who pulled that about
fapper furniture-bare legs and no
drawers-is supposed to be the last
word in funniness.
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17
STATS DIARY
BY Ross Farquhar

Friday-Evry time they are a new
baby Gums to town ma has got to
tolyo on1 no u,;+I, how
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17


to go and see it. So
tonite she drug pa and
l along to see one Of
the above and she
went on a telling
where it looked like
it's pa and then where
it looked like it's ma.
Personly 1 thot it was
tolable pritty as babys
run but it diddent
have much style.
Saturday = Pa cum
pritty near gettin fir
ed frum the noosepap-
er today. He wus put
ing up a ad for the
store witch calls ther-
self The House Of
Thrift. He wood of
got if a1rito OnIv he
The Winslow mail., 1922-11-17
THE HALL LUMBER
COMPANY

The merchant who stops while
giving newspaper man ad copy
and waits on customer or two isn't
insulting the newspaper man; he is
only ShoWinf how small he is.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
GEORGE EDWARD COLON
WILL BE BURIED TO-DAY
Services at All Angels for
Harlem Y.M.C.A. Leader.

Funeral services will be held at All
Angels Church at IL o'clock this morn
ing for George Edward Colon. for fifty-
one years connected with Johnson &
Faulkner, upholstery goods. Union
Square. Mr.. Colon died at the Hotel
Lucerne July IL. He was a member Of
the board of governors, Y. M. c. A..
Harlem Branch; the Arcola Country
Club of New Jersey. the board OF gov
ernors of the Aldine Club. the Museum
of Natural History. the Audubon So
ciety. the Metropolitan Museum of Art
and the Horticultural Society. He also
took an active part in the upholstery
trade Liberty Loan committees.
Mr.. Colon is survived by his widow.
Katherine j. Colon. and three daughters.
Mrs. Howard v. Meeks. woodclifYe on
Hudson, N. j.; Mrs. Edward Foote
Rogers OF Lee. Mass. and Mrs. L. s.
Petit OF Brooklyn. Interment will be
In Moravian Cemetery. Staten, Island.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
BOETTCER, BROOKLYN'S
HERO POLICEMAN, DIES
Had Stopped $50 Rundways
and Made I 900 Arrests.

Gustavs A. Boettger, aged 35. who
had been one Of the most versatile
patrolman in the Police Department.
died Thursday in his home. 337 Greene
avenue. Brooklyn. from injuries sus-
tanned in the course of duty. He Joined
the Police Department eleven years ago.
and served most Of that time with Traf-
fc Z squad in Brooklyn. He and his
horse were familiar figures to thousands
of Brooklynites at Fulton street and
Bedford avenue.
During his career. Boettger made over
one thousand arrests. He had studied
military science and law, and served
with the Twelfth United States Cavalry
regiment. He was a crack rifle and
pistol shot and a clever horseman. He
rot boxing instruction at the Kings
County Wheelmcn's Club from Jack
Neary. who trained Bob Fitzsimmons.
II Ia estimated that he stopped one hun
dred and fifty runaways during his time.
He fractured his skull while saving a
number of children from a runaway.
and at other times suffered, a broken
leg and broken ribs. He retired from
the Department In November, 1919, for
physical disability.
He Is survived by his wife, mother
and n sister. Funeral services will be
held tonight and interment will be
made Sunday at Greenwood Cemetery.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
Mrs. Gait Is Voted
First of Americas
Greatest Women
League of Women Voters
Takes Ballot While Unveil-
ing Tablet to Her.

Forty-nine women yesterday ac-
claimed Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait first
OF the twelve greatest living American
women. The vote was unanimous and
the ballots were formally cast by men,
bers of the League OF Women Voters.
who made their annual pilgrimage TO
Mrs. Cats country place. Juniper
Ledge. near Briarcliff Manor. The ma
tional organization. of which this is a
city branch. started the now nationwide
discussion as to who deserves a place
among the dozen feminine leaders.
Others selected with Mrs. Gait and
the number of votes cast for each are
as follows: Jane Adams, 46; Mary
Garrett Hay. 80; Evangeline Booth. 35 !:
Helen Keller, %; Charlotte Perkins GIL
man. 20; Ella Boole. DR.. Katharine B..
Davis. NJ. Carey Thomas and Mrs. Harry
Payne Whitney. 22 each: Ida NJ. Tar
bell. 81. and Julia Lathrop, 10.
The pilgrims, who went by sight see
Ing automobile from the leagues head
quarters. 81 West Thirty-ninth street.
to the farm. brought picnic luncheon,
and when they had finished eating Mrs.
Robert T. Oliver distributed printed slips
bearing the names OF forty-one promi-
nent women VINO have been suggested 10
the league as belonging TO the twelve
greatest. The votes were deposited In two
ballot boxes, held by ballot clerks Mrs.
Augusta p. Kamholz. leader of the
leagues Twenty-second Assembly dis
trict organization, Manhattan, and Mrs.
Nellie Aimer, leader of the Twenty-first,
Brooklyn. Mrs. Walter Timme was the
first to cast a ballot The counting was
done by Mrs. Frank II. Shuler while
the picnickers. led by Mrs. Gait.
journeyed to- the forest where there are
memorial trees named in honor of suf-
frage leaders Of the past, each tree bear
ing an inscribed bronze tablet.
Wearing a farmers hat, lined with
blue to match her dress. and carrying
an Alpine stock, Mrs. Gait conducted the
pilgrims to the grove where more than
a score of these giant living memorials
stand. When she had finished telling
the voters the story of the pioneers a
new bronze tablet was unveiled, and in
a short speech Mrs. Walter Timme dedi-
Gated a tree to Mrs. Gait. The tablet
bears Latin phrase meaning "A woman
led the way" Its stalwart support
such women as Susan b. Anthony. DR..
Anna Howard Shaw. the Grimke sisters.
Lucy Stone. Abigail Adams and Mary
Wollstonecraft. Among the pilgrims
were Mrs. Charles Tiffany, Mrs. Henry
Terrence. Miss Elizabeth Collier, Miss
Eva Potter, Mrs. p, NJ. Childs. Miss
Edith Bayreuther and Miss Estelle Sal
lingre.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
MAURITANIA DOCKS;
RODE MAD TEMPEST
Cunarder Forced to Slow
DoUn to Nine Knots.

The Cunarder Mauretania. in yesterday
from Southampton and Cherbourg. ran
into one of the worst storms her veteran
commander, Capt. A. II. Rostron, ever en-
countered in summer in the English Chan
mel, just after she departed from Cher
bourg on July 8. The French liner La
fayette was so badly crippled by the
same disturbance that she was forced
to put back to port. The Cunarder,
which at her best mas covered more
than twenty-six knots. was forced to
slow down to nine. and her average
speed for the tempestuous day was only
seventeen. She brought 267 saloon voy-
ayers, including noted folk.
James r. Goodrich. former Governor
of Indiana, and Col. Charles s. Gas
XIII, who have been in Russia for the
American Relief Administration. re-
ported great change for the better
everywhere in the former famine dis
tricts. Mr.. Goodrich said: Present
conditions indicate that Russia will har-
vest enough food this fall to feed the
country" Col. Gaskill is returning to
resume his work with the Pennsylvania
Railroad, from which he has been alb
sent on leave five years.
Jesse 1sador Straus of r. II. Macy
& Co. arrived with Mrs. Straus from a
trip Of three and one-half months spent
in France. England, Austria and Czecho-
Slovakia.
Mrs. A. T. Mclean OF st. James, L. l..
returned with her two young sons. Ed
ward and James, with four English
hounds. four beagle hounds and two
monkeys for the boys collection. The
hounds were In canine suites de luxe on
the boat deck. Mrs. Mclean Is Mis-
tress Of Fox Hounds" one of a few in
America.
Bernard Workman of London. who is
associated with Major J. c.. Savage in
writing advertisements In gigantic let
ters on the sky with silver smoke trailed
from an airplane. Is here to interest
Americans in the project
DIR. Seth Hirsch of Bellevue Hospital.
back from visit to the public cancer
hospitals of Germany, said they were
superior to similar institutions here
Other arrivals were Col. Sir Edward AL
len Brotherton, M. p, chemical manu-
facturer Clarence Dillon. Mr.. and Mrs
Ralph III. Graves, j. w. Lee, Jr, Mrs
James r. Goodrich. who has been travel
Ing in Europe with her niece, Miss Ma
rie Moorman. and Mrs. Whitney Lyons
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
Dinner Parties Precede Dance at Canoe Place Inn for
Tubercular Clinic of Harlem Institution.

Stewart to be among the over Sunday
guests Of Mr.. Meacham at his house,
the party also including Messrs James
Lee, Richard Hall and James Platt. Mr..
Meacham tomorrow night Will give a
dinner at Rose Cottage for his guests
and afterwards dance. for which about
100 of the summer colony have been
invited
Miss Katherine v. Adams, who has
been with her mother. Mrs. Charles C.
Adams at Tuxedo Park, n. Y. Is a
guest of Miss Katherine Louise Trippe.
daughter of Mrs Charles w. Trippe. in
East Hampton. The Misses Trippe and
Adams will be of the young set asked to
the dinner and dance by Mr.. Meacham.
Mr.. and Mrs Charles A. Dana and
their children arrived last night from
Bernardsville, N. J.. and are at Breakers
Ahead for the remainder Of the summer.
British Naval Authority to Speak.
Mr.. Phillips B. Thompson has sent
out invitations in behalf OF the New
York Chapter of the English Speaking
Union for Sunday night. July 2S. at the
Parrish Art Museum, when Mr.. Arthur
II. Pollen, the celebrated naval authority
of England. will deliver an address. The
invitation requests those receiving cards
to bring their house guests. While here
Mr.. Pollen will visit Mr.. and Mrs. p.
Francis Murphy ct the Little Orchard.
Miss Ethel Wickam, who Is passing
the summer at the Meadow Club, gave
luncheon to-day at the Shinnecock
Hills Golf Club.
Mrs. Wilber A. Bloodgood and her
daughter. Miss Rosalie Bloodgood. who
are at the Maidstone Inn. East Hamp-
ton. were here to-day at luncheon with
Mrs. j. Clifton Edgar at the Irving
House. James Barnes is visiting Mr..
and Mrs. James F. Fargo at East House.
Mr.. and Mrs. Casimir de Rham, who are
with Mrs. de Rham's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Rufus l.. Patterson, at Lenoir, will
give a luncheon there tomorrow for Mr..
and Mrs. George Faber Lowney, Jr.,
who arrived yesterday afternoon to be
with Mrs. Lowney's mother, Mrs. Ed
ward Van Ingen.
Mr.. Angler B. Dukes guests for over
Sunday are Mr.. and Mrs. Horace r. 3.
Allen. Miss Betty Jackson and Mr. Will
lam J. Sturgis. Mr.. and Mrs. Malcolm
Stevenson of Maple Farm, Westbury,
l.. l.. are with Mr.. and Mrs. j. Copper
Lord at the Lindsey cottage. Mr.. L.
Gordon Hamersley whose yacht Ciga-
rette Is in Peconic Bay, was at the bath
ing beach this morning. With him were
Messrs John NJ. L. Rutherfurd and II.
Gallatin Pell. Mr. Rutherford will go
to Europe next month to join his family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph NJ. Johnson, who
recently returned to New York after six
months in the Orient are visiting Mr..
and Mrs. George T. Maxwell at South
Cottage.
DR.. Eugene Pool. who Is passing the
summer in Bernardsville, N. j.. is here
for brief stay with DIR. and Mrs. Wall
ter l.. Niles.
Dinners Of tomorrow night will be
given by Mr.. and Mrs. Adrian H. Lar
kin. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Potter Breese,
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Morrison Carnegie. Mr..
and Mrs. Theron r. Strong. Mr.. and
Mrs. George S. Patterson and Mrs. Rus
sell Hopkins.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
IN THE BERKSHIREs.
Mrs. Edward. spencer Gives Din

Mrs.. Edwards Spencer Gives Din
ner mt shipton Court, Lenox.
Special Dispatch to THE New YoRK HmALp.
LENox, Mass, July 14.-Mrs. Edwards
Spencer had dinner party at Shipton
Court in Lenox tonight for Miss Grace
Kennard Of wickham Court, Kent, Eng
land. Mrs. Spencer recently returned
from Lucerne. in the Adirondacks. where
she was a guest OF her brother, Major
Harmon Pumpelly Read. OF Albany, N.
", who celebrated his birthday on
wednesday.
Mrs. Henry McBurney gave a birth
day dinner party at Cherry Hill Farm
in Stockbridge tonight for Mr. McBur-
ney. The guests included Mrs. Frederic
Crowninshield, the Rev. and Mrs. George
Grenville Merrill, Miss Lydia Field En-
met. Mr.. Ellery G.. Sedgwick and Mr..
Wolcott G. Treat.
Visitors from all the Berkshire colonies
attended concert given by Jan Sickesz,
pianist, at rhe Dalton home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Frederic G. Crane this afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Prentiss and
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert L. Mills of New
York are guests of Mr.. and Mrs. James
Graham Parsons at Bonnie Brae in
Stockbridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Hudson Bene-
dict and Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Livingston
of New York are at the Berkshire Inn,
Great Darlington.
Arrivals at the Red Lion Inn at
Stockbridge include Capt. and Mrs.
Chester Wells of Chevy Chase, Nd. and
Mr. Dwight Parker Robinson OF New
York Mr.. and Mrs. jeremiah NJ.
Evarts returned to New York to-day
from the inn.
Mr.. and Mrs. William B. Osgood
Field and two sons, Frederick Wander
bilt and w. Osgood Field, are back at
Highlawn from their fishing trip on the
Cascapedia River, Province of Quebec.
They caught twenty salmon with an
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
PERSIA HoNoRs AMERICAN.

Special Cable to THE NEw YoRK HrmALp.
Copyright, fo1s, by THE NEW YonK HERALD.
TABRIz. July 1.-THE Persian Govern
r,ent has awarded its highest decoration.
the star OF the Order OF the Sun and
Lion. to DR.. Ernest Yarrow of Bng-
hemton. n. Y. director of the Near East
Relief In the Caucasus In recognition OF
the American relief work done In North
Persia for the last two years. DIR. Var
row sailed for New York from Constan-
t.nople few days ago and. therefore.
the ceremony OF the delivery OF the
decoration will take place In Washington
through Persian diplomatic representa-
tive.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
Goat Breaks Up Dance
of Children in Newport

Special Dispatch to THE New YonK HxsALp.
n 7 EXPORT. r.. l.. July a.
IN Horse shows. dog shows and
tennis at the Casino are fire.
quent events. but never before uE-
til yesterday was there a goat show.
1T took place during the young peo-
pies dancing party. Mrs. Henry G.
Gray gave the show. and there was
only one goat. She brought the
goat up the avenue drawing a
blackboard with two youngsters
thereon. Steering the animal.
through the sedate passageway and
past the venerable superintendent.
Barrett. she went into the grounds
with her outfit. The children pre-
ferred the outfit to dancing. and DIR.
A. Hamilton Rice took photographs
of Mrs. Gray and her goat. Mrs.
Gray formerly was Miss Edith
Deacon.
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
KING BORIS TOO BUSY TO WE'D
He Has, However. Great Admira-
tion for American Girls.

He Has, However. Great Admira-
tion for American Girls.
SOFIA, Bulgaria, July IA (Associated
Press) ).-Despairing of finding an Amer
ican wife for King Boris. Premier Stam-
boulisly is understood to have asked
Mr.. David Lloyd George to suggest a
suitable English mate for the lonely
Minister Is said to have replied hu-
morously that he had not yet been able
to find wife for the Prince of Wales
end that Boris would have to wait, as
the supply Of royal princesses and other
titled ladies in Europe seemed to be
depleted.
When the correspondent asked the
King about his reported desire to marry
he said. laughingly: III you believe
what some Of our neighbors say. my
throne is rather insecure and might not
support two
Asked II he desired to wed an Ameri-
can girl. as suggested by Stamboulisky,
he replied: well. not this year, nor
next: I'm too busy rebuilding my coun-
try and must deny myself all social
pleasures and some domestic happiness,
but l have great admiration for the
American women. and I'm sure they
make excellent wives"
To the question, Would you prefer
q pretty woman rather than a practical
one?" the youthful ruler, with twinkle
in his eye, made the diplomatic re-
sponse: "Well, all American girls are
pretty, are they not?"
The New York herald., 1922-07-15
Jacob Wendell
Engaged; Sister
About to Marry
Miss Eileen Carr of London
Fiancee of Late Jacob
WendelPs Son.

Special Cable to THE New YORK HxRALp.
Copyright, 1899, bv THE New YORK HERALp
New York Herald Bureau.
London, July IL.
romance within a romance was re-
vealed here in connection with the en-
gagement of Lord Portchcster and Miss
Catherine Wendell Of New York when
1t was learned that Mr.. Jacob Wendell.
brother Of the bride to be. has become
engaged to Miss Eileen Carr. who is to
be one of the bridesmaids at the we'd
ding
The marriage Of Lord Portchester and
Miss Wendell will take place Monday.
1t has been announced. Nearly a thou
sand invitations have already been ac-
cepted. and the Prince OF Wales and
Ambassador George Harvey are ex-
pected to be present The couples
honeymoon. the venue of which has not
been disclosed. will hast only week.
Jacob Wendell Is the eldest son Of the
late Jacob Wendell Of New York. Miss
Carr is the only daughter Of Mrs. Philip
Carr of London.