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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

The name of the original Astor
in America scintillates with the
romance of that young country
when looking back from this date
of the worlds business history.
After landing in this country at
the age of 20 without resources,
save his own marvellous sagacity
and Judgment and his daring in
commercial enterprise, he became
Americas richest citizen. Many
American milliOnaires in various
walks of life have followed the
original Aston in the process of
gathering wealth, but his story
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
(C0LORED)
REV. II. Y. PIERCE, Pastor.
J. T. YOUNG, Church Clerk.

REV II. I. PIERCE, Pastor.
J. T. YOUNG, Church Clerk.
HOO A. M.-Sermon by Pastor.
300 p. M.-Sermon by Rev. p. J..
Jordan.
500 p. M-Sermon by Pastor.
500 P. M.-Tuesday Sermon by
Rev. A. j. Mitchell, pastor of Asbury
Methodist Episcopal Church.
500 p. M.-Friday. Prayer and
Covenant meeting.
All are welcome Come one, come
all.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
LONG Distance Ranas.Einder.

Among recent British inventions is
a range-finder which is capable of
accurately judging the distance of any
object up TO % miles away. This long
distance guesser will be used for coast
al defense work.
1t is three times the size of any
used during the war, and it is the
largest of its kind in the world. In APP
pearance the instrument is a metal
tube, 100 feet long. mounted on a car
rage which swings round on a circular
track in much the same way as a rail-
way turntable.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Social and Personal
INCIDENTAL

Ha caH I r.1 me
N what .s not mine
m eIf that was youths,
cong wifi and fine
rt wraps me with fire.
,lut not mine?
s.rf TO be secmly
r.r a,r that is /.
low with sleep
m boz aammed in a sigh
weave cool reason
oat OF sounds that go by.
XII Vfl would re wanting
..ng uat Der own,
rs.Yg4 . warns with warmth
rs. au has not known,
u.leu ae might he thinking.
eI cold and alone?
u.1I Hall. in the New Republic
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
NAVAL ACADEMY CHAPEL

Services tomorrow will be held as
follows:
S:45 A. M.-Celebration of the
Holy Communion.
10:45 A. M-Morning Prayer and
Sermon.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Recent Additions
To Naval Colony

Mrs George S. Bryan, who has been
visiting her parents, Brigadier-Gen-
eral and Mrs. /. w. Littell, at the
Soldiers Home, in Washington. has
Joined her husband, Commander
Bryan. who was recently ordered to
duty at the Naval Academy. Com
mander and Mrs. Bryan are occupying
the house at 40 East street for July
and August
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
MILLERSVILLE

Service next Sunday in ST. Stephens
Church at p. III. Sunday School at
$3.50 p. m.
Services for Sunday. July 9, at
Baldwin Memorial NJ. f. Church Cat
Severn Cross Roads,, Edward n. Par
IRISH, pastor. as follows:
Sunday School 10 n. M; Public
Worship, IL a. m. Sermon by the pas
tor. Evening Worship, S:15 p. IN.
Song Service led by chorus choir.
Sermon subject: The Evils of the
Divorce Mill"
The Mems Bible Class of Baldwin
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Spending Summer
In The County

Doctor and Mrs. Frederick Cotton.
of Boston, and their daughter, Miss
Jean Cotton. are spending the sum-
mer at their country place near
Waterbury. Nd.
Mrs. Cotton is d member of the
Baldwin family that is prominent in
Baltimore and Anne Arundel county.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Going To Meeting
OF HOrtlculturists

Mr.. and Mrs. Melvin Stewart, of
stewart Farms" Gambrills, will mo-
tor to the Eastern Shore next week to
attend the meeting of the State Hor-
ticultural Society, which will be held
on July 13 and II at Easton and Ber-
lin. They will remain over the week
end at Ocean City.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
WOman's Club To
Give Card Party

Mrs. Melvin Stewart, Mrs. c. NJ.
White and Mrs. C. Ashby Duvall form
committee of the Woman's Club ar
ranging the card party for the benefit
of Near East Relief, which will be
given at the club next Tuesday after
noon. Persons wishing to play may
reserve places or tables through any
one OF these ladies'
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
TRACY'S LANDING

The Cove Bathing Club held its
annual meeting at the clubhouse on
June 20 and elected the following Of
ficers: President, DR.. Talbot; secre-
tary-treasurer, Mrs. Marian Hall; ;
board of governors, Albert Wilson,
Edwin Wilson and Mrs. Hal Owens.
The club is planning quite few i'm
provements which will add very much
to the pleasure of the bathers.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Memorial NJ. E Church was recently
under the name Of the BE
Square" Mems Bible Glass, and the
following officers elected: President,
Henry Woodward. Jr.: secretary, A.
II. Wilson; treasurer. Rev. Il. G.
Pease. The class meets every Sun
day morning at 10 O'Clock in the small
school room next TO the Sunday
School hall
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Jud Tunkins.

Jud Tunkins says the Injun was all
right until the white man introduced
fire water; but just the same the In
Jun was lucky in not waiting till the
wood alcohol was passed around.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Change OF
Residence

Professor and Mrs. William o.
Stevens have moved from 3 Martin
street into their new house in Cum
berland Court. Mrs. Dewitt c. Red
grave and her daughter, Miss Pris-
ella Redgrave, are staying with them
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
stopping IT
PcgeN Stewart House

Mrs. scwcll S. Hepburn has re-
turned from West River and is now
tonpIng with Miss Mary Randall
Ngrudcr al the Peggy Stewart
House She will remain in town for
another week and then go to Chester,
Null SrnLIn.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
COLLEGE AVE. BAPTIST CHURCH

DIR. JOHN $. Sewers. Pastor.
1000 A. M.-Bible School. II. H.
Hall, Superintendent.
11:00 A. M-Morning worship. Sub
ject: "The Vision That
Restraints"
500 p. M.-Evening rship.
Special music by Junior
Choir.
Cordial invitation to ALL
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Visiting At
Murray Hill

Miss Eleanor Scott. of Washington.
is spending the weekend with Miss
Carolyn Steele. For several years
Miss Scott made her home in Anna
polls, while her father was Chaplain
at Camp Meade.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Mrs. Van Ness
Going To Europe

Mrs. Carroll Van Ness and Carroll
Van Ness, Jr.. who postponed their
trip TO Europe early in the summer,
will sail from New York Wednesday
on the st. Paul and will remain
abroad several months.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
House Party
On The Severn

Miss Aileen de la Tour Clark and
Miss Alicia G. Clark have as their
guests at Promont-on-S Severn Miss
Dorothy Haxall, Alfred Dudley, OF
Brooklyn. y. Y; Talmer Lederman.
OF Chicago. and Harry Woodward.
They will be the guests OF Miss Geor-
gianna Cusachs at dinner this even
ing al "ogle Hail." and later attend
the dance which will be given at Car
vel Hall Miss Cusachs has as her
house guests Richard Hodge. OF
Washington, Llewellyn Lord and
Thomas Landy.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
BIBLE STUDENTS
Knights of Pythias Hall

1000 A. M.-Children's Bible Class.
1900 A. M.-Bible study. Divine
plan of the Ages.
300 p. NJ - Discourse by C. A.
Wise, of New York.
All are welcome
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
CALVARY NJ. Il. CHURCH

III. w. BURGAN. Pastor
GAS M.-Sunday School in Re-
ligious Education Build
ing, Maryland Avenue and
Prince George street.
9:45 A. MIRO herh hood Bible
Glass. held in church
building, State Circle.
1900 A. M.-Church Nursery.
HOO A. M-Morning Service.
500 p. M.-Sermon by the pastor.
500 p. M.-(Wednesday) = Prayer
and Praise Service.
Public cordially invited to be present.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
EASTPORT N. f. CHURCH

REV. JOHN Il. JAEGER. Minister.
10000 A. M.-Men's Bible Glass.
1900 A. M.-Morning worship.
2:30 p. M.-Sunday School.
7:45 p. M.-Song Service by Ep-
worth League.
500 p. M.-Sermon by pastor
The public is cordially invited to all
services.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
ST. ANNE'S CHURCH

7:30 A. M-Holy Communion.
100 A. M.-Mornlng Prayer.
First Sunday, Holy Com
munion.l
$50 P. M-Evening Prayer.
All sittings free and unassigned.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

You can't guess the price of wo-
mans hat by looking at it. but you
can guess what she would pay by
looking at her.-Galveston News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Two men in Carolina confessed to
killing a part owner" of a filling
station. 1t couldn't have gone worse
with him had he owned it all.-Tampa
Tribune
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Meeting.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SERVICES
% STATE CIRCLE

1900 A. M-Subject: Sacrament"
The reading room is open every
Wednesday from to p NJ. where
all authorized Christian Science lit
erature may be read, borrowed or pur-
chased. All cordially welcome.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
ASBURY M F. CHURCH.

REV. A. ]. MITCHELL. Pastor.
11:O0 A. M.-Sermon by the pastor.
2:3O p M.-Sunday School.
700 T. M.-Epworth League.
500 P. M.-Sermon by pastor.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
TRINITY M. E. CHURCH. SOUTH

REV. A. l.. OWENS, Pastor.
1000 A. M-Sunday School and
Mems Bible Glass.
11:00 A. M.-Preaching by pastor.
7:45 p. M.-Epworth League.
8:15 p. M.-Eyening service.
Public invited to attend all services.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Waybaek-The clock only registers
81 and YOU want 81. TaXi-Driver--
That clock is slow, and | have been
driving very fast-Judge.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
PRISBYTERIAN cHURcH

REV. s. L. PERSONS, ID. D., Minister.
$3.50 A. M.-Sunday School.
11:00 A. M.-Sermon by minister.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
(ar,l Han

.0ll.I muaic haa boon cngaged TOT
n. r,ryc Hall dance this evening,
.4t sim bc hold in the ballroom
...n t5 midnight Cohen's five
..,e collceian orchestra will play.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
EASTPORT BAPTIST CHURCH

DIR. JOHN HOWARD EAGER. Pastor.
9:45 A. M.-Sunday School
11:00 A. M.-Morning worship. Sub
ject: 1.-The Holy City"
500 P. NIB ible Travelogue:
with Jesus in Galilee."
500 P. NJ. (Friday) Prayer
Meeting.
All church members are urged to
attend and public cordially invited.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
afternoon Bridge
A "ualdstone Farm

Wre Howard Atterhury entertained
a ana afternoon card party and tea on
Thursday 40 her country house,
Maidstone Farm
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Conan Doyle has given the spirit
land a lot of publicity. but it hasn't
done much TO stimulate emigration
thither-New York Tribune.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
ST. LUKE'S CHAPEL
EASTpnRr

REV. GEORGE Il. SAVAGE
800 p. M.-Sunday School.
400 p. M.-Eyening service.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
MT. NoRIAH A. NJ. E. CHURCH

REV. p. ]. JORDAN. Pastor.
11:00 A. M-Preaching.
2:S0 P. M.-Sunday School.
1880 P. M.-Song and Praise Serv-
ice.
$50 p. M.-Preaching.
All are welcome.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Visiting In
hnnr0c Court

M and Mrs. James Geary and Ed
WIN hanman are visiting Mrs. William
Owens of Munroo Court
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Jewell, OF
Northwest street, who have been
visiting Mr.. JEWELS brother, A. jew
ell in Philadelphia, have returned
home.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Guest At Holly
Beach Farm

Donald Watts. of Baltimore, is
spending the weekend at Holly Beach
Farm, whore he is the guest of Syl-
vester Labrot.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

MIS- W. II. McNew and her infant
SON have returned from Baltimore.
who're they were the guests Of Mrs.
N1"1Td Ramsay over the holidays.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Leave For
Maine

Chaplain ana Mrs H. II. Clark, SO
O'.'ege avenue, left yesterday for
''r''and, Me-. whore they will spend
q ie" days before going on to Mill
bridge for the rest of the summer.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Mrs. John S. Sewers and her daugh-
ter, Miss Ella Lee Sewers, are visit
ing Dr. Sewers mother in Warrenton,
Virginia.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Win Give
Bullet supper

Major and Mrs Randolph Ccyle
viii entertain at a bulre; supper this
evening
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
Party AZ
Long Point

Mr. and Mrs l.. Dorsey Gassaway
entertained party of friends at their
bungalow ON the Severn over the
Fourth Of July holiday.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

commander W. o. Spear. u. s. n. a
member OF tho Naval War College
,.'s'. has leased the Hone cottage in
,c%"P'H ON old Beach Road and
1feonough Place.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
At THE CHURCHES
ST. ANNEs PARISH

protestant Episcopal: Founded 1927
REV. EDWARD ID. JOHNSON, ID. ID.
Rector
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
ST. MARTINS EVANGELICAL
LUTHERAN CHURCH.

FREDERICK ". GRAEPER, Pastor.
9:45 A. M,-Sunday School,.
1900 A M.-Preaching service.
500 p. M.-Evening service.
SCOOP. M.-Mcnday evening -
Church Council and semi
annual meeting of con-
gregation.
SCOOP. NJ. - (Tuesday) Meeting
Ladies' Aid Society.
Wednesday-Su Sunday School picnic.
500 p. M.-(Thursday) - Meeting
of Young Peoples
League.
A cordial invitation is extended to
all.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08

Miss Annie Bryant Dorsey. of Cedar
park is spending her holiday with
friends i'm Virginia.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
EDWARDS CHAPEL

REV. JOHN T. JAEGER. Minister.
200 p. M.-Sunday School.
300 p. M.-Sermon by pastor.
The public is invited to all services
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-07-08
fAlRLEA FARM INN

C ksg M hing Sandy Beach.
"""''S' SEA Food a speciality.
PARK. os. load. Through South River
mile from South River Bridge
A-1sn.Hs Is may be made by telephoning
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25
Your Health
(By DIR. II. Ii. Bishop


Scarlet fever is another children's
disease. Anyone listing all the dis
eases that children are heir to might
well wonder how they 10
keep as healthy as they do.
l nave heard more than on critic
call health columns such as this, ;he
work of medical alarmists. Fer
haps this is so. yet practically all
of them-and this one is no excLp-
tion-are compiled with the IDEA
that "~forewarned is forearmed.'' If
all the health columns in all the
newspapers in the United States
served to lead only a few mothers
to be more careful of their chill
dren's habits, they would have
served a very useful purpose. We
know, however, hal thousands OF
people take advantage of such health
hints, so that u work. we feel. is
not wasted.
This is somewhat aside from the
subject of scarlet fever, yet 1t
seemed apropos. as 1t is one of the
diseases that mothers must be espe-
cially watchful for.
1t is not so much the fever, nor
the rash, that are dangerous, put
rather the complications which may
follow.
The giandular swelling sometimes
extends into the windpipe, cutting
off the breath. Abcesses of The ear,
resulting in deafness, are common,
Kidney Inflammation, or Brignt's
disease, accompanies 20 per cent OF
the cases. After the fever the la
tient is very susceptible to tubercu-
losis and pneumonia.
People of very 6 are liable to
the disease, but 80 per cent of the
deaths occur among children under
ten.
The cause Of scarlet fever is OBJ
scure. There Is no known prevcn-
tive, like vaccination. There Is nc
special treatment that will combat II
effectively.
The first symptoms are nausea
sore throat, headache, backache and
high fever, the patient often becom-
ing d%elirious. These symptoms. with
the exception of nausea. continue
until the fourth day.
The rash appears first in the
mouth and throat. Soon 1t spreads
to the neck and chest, then to the
hands and feet, and by the third or
foruth day 1t has covered the entire
body. This rash, which is a conges-
ton of the blood vessels, is in the
skin, not or the surface. 1t sub
sides after the seventh or eighth day
and the peeling process begins. cov
ering an additional period of ten
days.
Because of the danger of result
ing complications the treatment of
the patient during and after illness
cannot be too careful.
C%ontagion lies in the sneezing and
coughing rather than in the scales
or Feelings .as Is commonly sup
posed. The body discharges must
be disposed of wisely. Burning and
disinfecting everything that leaves
the body or that m in contact
with 1t, i, the only safe course.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25

! have been her blondness. The past
tense is used adyisedly. Beauty
specialists have decided that it takes
the dark lady to hold the attention
Of men.
Blond hair, pink and white skins
and baby stares are forgotten when
a man looks into midnight eyes.
Hence, mar voted for the fade out
Of the blond.
So far no beauty doctor has advo-
Gated any measures for changing
blue eyes to black, but wonderful
effects are achieved by darkening
| the eyelashes and hand painting
shadows beneath light or5es. ..
And the way they can transform
gold tresses to ebony is nothing
short of breath taking. Youll be
surprised how you won't know your
best friend this winter IL the supply
of black hair dye holds out.
Getting the olive skin that goes
with the dark coloring is too
easy for words. The shops are
full of orange n brown face pow
ders that are applied over a foun-
dalton of cold cream the real color
is buried far below.
After all, in no way does woman
demonstrate her versatility so con-
clusively as in the way she is able
to change, not only her mind, but
her personality, figure, type and
even her husband to meet the de-
mands of the changing seasons.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25
BY HALE

The truth isn't always pleasant,
but it Is we'll to know the worst
There has been a radical shake
up in camping circles and the baby
vamp lost out!
Our fall and winter siren will be
a slinky, slender, soaring sister,
such as wrecked homes several a
sons before the reign of the fiapper.
The baby vamp had her chance,
but she muffed it. She didn't last.
Men fell for her, but not for long.
She was hard on their bank ac-
counts, but not on their hearts.
In other words, the huffy darling
could jazz all right herself. but she
couldn't make a mans heart synco-
pate to anything like the fantastic
measures of the old Theda Bara
model. And she couldn't stand the
tempo.
So, she's out. If you don't believe
this is the day of the tall girl
just look at the styles. They're all
made for her-draperies. long skirts
big hats and all.
The only thing left for the short
girl is to put a few extra lifts on her
heels, buy a comb a foot high, pin up
her bobbed hair, use every inch of
her spine and create such illusions
of the Woolworth building as she
can.
Another cause contributing to the
downfall Of the baby vamp IL said to
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25
RADIO PROGRAMS

Bamberger's program for tomor-
row follows:
1880 to 4:00-Music and litera-
ture.
2:3O-Songs by Madam Janet
Bush-Hecht, accompanied by Nab
leanna Corby. First group OF songs
will be from 1.-THE Musical Masque"
when Sapho Sang" music by Nab
leanna Corby Inc words by Cecilia
Gains Holland. (a) without Love-"
CD "A Kiss" (c) THE Prayer"
2:45-Cornet solos by Mabel
Shellworth. Program. Because I
in the Heart of a Rose" From the
Land Of the sky-Biue Waters"
3:0O-The third of a series of
readings of Little Journeys to the
Homes of the Great" by Ebert
Hubbard.
3:3O-Songs by Nine. Bush-Hecht.
Program, (a) Eternal Hope" CD
Joyous Youth" (c) Autumn" by
Mableanna Corby and Mario Lewis.
6:15-Songs by Joseph Barnett,
accompanied by Jacob r. Friend, of
Columbia University. Program, (a)
"Dio Possente," Gounod, CD 1.-TWO
Grenadiers," Schuman.
6:25-Reading of poems from
Home Folks by Edgar Guest.
6:30-Songs by Joseph Barnett.
(a) Gypsy Trail" Galloway; (b)
Deep River Burleigh; (c) 1.-THE
Trumpeter," Dix.
6:40-Piano solos.
6:45-Songs by Joseph Barnett.
(a) Tommy Lad" Margetson; CD
Until" Sanderson; (c) "For You
Alone" Geehl.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25
Twins Get Way to scrub-Up Land

Twins Get Way to Scrub-Up Land
Nancy had been changed into a
doll-baby.
Nick had been changed into a
wooden soldier.
F1ap-Doodle, the purple fairy.
had done 1t with the Fairy Queens
wand.
They decided to roll, so they ROLL
ed and rolled-and plump! First
thing they knew, they fell off.
Down they fell! Down and down
and down until they landed with a
splash in a tub fun of suds.
by the Great Horn Spoon!" cried
someone. whats this? Or who's
this?
BY and by a hand fished Nancy
out and dried her off.
Then Nick vas hauled out and
dried off, too!
1t was Mr.. Rubadub of Scrub-Up
Land.
Don't you know us, Mr.. Ruba-
dub" squeaked Nancy. trying to
smile.
Suddenly Mr.. Rubadub saw the
Green Shoes.
Nancy and Nick." he cried In
Amusement. well I'll BELL be
I don't know what I'll be. What's
happened"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-08-25

Z humping forehead and retreat. Soon
they stagger on the sand. worn. bu
still a dauntless band.
On the Devils Gorge they ride,
then they gorge on hot dogs. fried
crabs, steamed CLANS and corn on
cob, popcorn, peanuts and a goh
each Of gum. The children think,
then. It's time to have a drink. Top
| and sarsa-prilla, too. while the big
folks drink home brew, brought
from town the long, long way Just
to celebrate the day.
Besides
While the hurdy gurdy plays soon
the dancing couples sway. Loop-the-
loop is just their meat. Tight they
cling to every seat. Risking life and
purse and limb, they do Coney with
a vim.
On the ferris wheel they soar. Still
they crave excitement more. Down
they slither on the chutes while the
las. train loudly toots. Scrambling,
battling. shrieking. wild, minus
satchels and one child. Quick they
grab it, "all aboard" Limping, wilt
ed, WORKOUT hoard. home they Jog
along their way. This they call a
perfect day!
Not exactly in this Way would
spend my holiday. I would never
| care to roam far from comforts OF
the home. / prefer my bath and rub
in my little porcelain tub.
Bathing in a mussy sea clutteret
with humanity never would appea
to me. Crowds and I do not agree
Well-cooked viands for my lunch of
china / would MUNICH. Then to &c
my fun and thrill I'd read books by
Mr. Brill. OF the mob psychology
would rather read than he.
Yet I bet those other folk think
my holiday a joke. think it just a
| perfect crime thus to waste the sum-
. mer time.