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The Washington times., 1922-10-30
ANNUAL "MUM" SHOW
ATTRACTING CROWDS

Five hundred varieties Of chrys
anthemums being shown at the an.
nual mum" show now in progress
at the greenhouse, near Fourteenth
and b streets northwest, are at.
tracing more attention Of flower
lovers than ever before. according
to those In charge. More than
1000 persons visited the show yes
terday.
The show will continue every day
this week. from Q o'clock in the
morning until o'clock in the eve
ming.
Mrs. Henry c. Wallace. wife Of
the Secretary OF Agriculture, visit ed
the show YESTERDAY, accompanied
by her daughter, Miss Ruth Wall
ace. Miss Wallace christened a
new flower Iowa" II is a large
yellow Japanese blossom.
Among the favorites at the show
are the General PershinE." Mrs
Woodrow Wilson," and "Bol d'or.'
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
4 INJURED IN
ACCIDENTS Of
CITY TRAFFIC
Woman Receives Painful Hurts
in Crash-Three Men
Are Victims.

Four persons today are suffering
from injuries received in traffic acci'
dents in Washington in the past
twenty-four hours.
Mrs. Leona A. Walker. thirty
three years old. $50 Rock Creek
Church road. received painful in
juries when an automobile in which
she was riding and which was oper.
ated by Frederick s. Walker, her
husband, was in collision with the
motor car Of Ernest &. Syphax. 1906
street northwest, at Sherman ave
nue. and Kenyon street northwest.
Mrs. Walker was treated at the Gar.
field Hospital and later went to her
home.
While pursuing an automobile
along Twenty. eighth street, near K
northwest. Motorcycle Policeman +.
ID. Patnod, of the Third precinct. was
slightly injured when his machine
skidded. throwing him to the street.
James Cunningham, twelve years
old. 3035 Dent place northwest, suf-
fered bruises and cuts when he was
knocked down by an automobile. OPP
Grated by William Smith, 30l9 Cam.
bridge place northwest. while cross
ing the street in front of his home.
Smith took the boy to the George
town University Hospital where he
was treated by DR.. George 7. Baugh-
an.
When crossing in front Of $500
Nichols avenue southeast, George
Berry, Colored, twenty.seven years
old 25O1 Nichols avenue, was struck
by an automobile operated by l.. +.
Meany, 90S Twenty-third street
northeast. Berry suffered slight
hurts and refused to go to a hospital
! for treatment.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
DRAG SAFE
100 FEET
To GUT It
Bottom chiseIed Through in
Rear Room of Restaurant
in Early Morning.

Daring yeggmen early this
morning broke into the Pomona
Lunchroom, 1907 E street north
west, two doors from the Ma
tional Theater and within a
stones throw Of police headquar-
ters in the District Building, and
robbed a safe of approximately
$500.
Discovery of the robbery, which
is being Investigated by Detective
Sergeants Pat O'Brien and Robert
Livingston, was made by Bernard
Luber, who with his brother,
Raymond, run the restaurant
business.
Safe Dragged to Rear Room.
Reaching the lunchroom at 4
o'clock this morning. Luber discov-
cred that the safe had disappeared
from behind the cashiers desk at the
entrance to the place. He also felt
a strong draft of air. Upon investi.
CATION. he found that the rear door
Of the restaurant was open and that
the safe had been dragged to a rear
room and looted.
Entrance was gained by breaking
q panel in a rear door. Climbing
through the aperture, the yeggs,
with probably lookout on the out
side of the lunchroom. went to the
front of the restaurant and dragged
the safe a distance OF $50 feet from
the front of the place to a rear room.
Unable to work the combination of
the safe, the yeggs turned II upside
down and with the aid of a ChiSol
and hammer tore open the bottom.
which enabled them to get the $500.
Not content with the $500, the yeggS
returned to the front of the rcstau-
rant, placing themselves in perfect
view to any persons walking on the
outside, and rifled the cigar stand
drawer of about S25.
After pocketing number OF
cigars. they left the lunchroom
through the rear door
Daring Surprises Police.
As soon as Luber discovered that
the safe had been broken open and
looted, he rushed to Pennsylvania
avenue and Fourteenth street
where he found Sergeant Burke of
the First precinct. Burke sum
nOneu DcltCllNtS ~ anu i%iN
ingston and Detective Sergeant
Fred Sandberg, official fingerprint
expert and photographer of the po-
lice department. Sandbe~g took
fingerprints from the safe, which
he believes will result in the iden-
tifiCation of the yeggs.
The daring of the robbery, which
occurred in the heart Of the Cap
ital. surprised the police. There
are no shades in the front of the
restaurant. and the yeggs. entering
the lunchroom through the rear
door, had to walk beside the rows
OF tables to get to the cashier $
desk. under which the safe was
kept.
Before operating on the safe. the
yeggs plugged up with clothes
found in the place creviCes under
the doors and windows to prevent
any glare of light from their flashes
to be seen on the outside.
The money stolen was the re-
ceipts OF the lunchroom from the
Friday. Saturday. and Sunday 3usi,
r ness,
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$500; carnival receipts, s7,426.6S;
miscellaneous funds, $3.50. Total,
$11.396.77.
Levi d. David, J. Burnstine, Giles
Heilprin. Anonymous. Phil Friedlan.
der, j. Fl. Salus, Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
J. Cohen, Alfred Mayer, DR.. Smiley
and NJ. +. Stein, $3.50; NJ. Wexler,
Washington Paper Company, Louis
kronheimer. Louis NJ. Raskin, NJ.
ski, Myer B. Dodek, Mrs. d. Silver.
man, in memory of her husband, and
Mrs Flora SCholmick and son, 5000;
Il. Herzmark and Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. S.
Cohen, $3.50; n. Friedman, 1925; Mr..
J. Goldstein. A. Lichtenberg, Morton
Luchs, A. Masto. 1. Rosenblatt, Sam
Rosenblum, Charles Schultz, Mrs. II.
Schlossberg, Morris Stein. s. Spigal,
Christian Heurich, David Levi,
SChwab, Inc. National Electric Sup.
ply Co, NJ. II. Caro-, Mr.. and Mrs. NJ
katzman, Mr.. and Mrs. Morris Levi,
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Glanzman. Mr.. and
Saidman, II. Erich. Mr.. and Mrs
Louis Sigel, Il. Krukof, Mrs. Rae
Wolf, NJ. Gumanick. Sam Kluft, Mrs
May Rakosin. NJ. Dubois, NJ. Clayton
Minnie B. HUT, n. Harrison, l.
Singer, Mrs. Paul Harmed, w. SaltZ
man, Nathan Tolstoi, J. Ornstein
Mrs. A. II. Suposs, Rabbi Silverstone
Mrs. J. Greenbaum, 8. Wornow, Alb
raham l.. Cohen. Mr.. and Mrs. Jcc
smith. MIR. and Mrs. A. Wiseman
Ben Klawans, J. ooldstein, Y. Jew
Ter, Samuel Koenigsberger. Samue
Raboy and children Of Mrs. JOSEPH
eInn
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
LUTHERANS TO CELEBRATE
REFORMATIoNS BIRTHDAY

Lutherans OF Washington will
celebrate Luther's mailing Of tho
ninety.five theses to the church
door at Wittenberg at special
service tomorrow night in Luther
Place Memorial Church, Thomas
circle.
The Rev. Charles p. Wiles. q:
Philadelphia, will deliver an ad
dress on Reformation Principles
Applied to Twentieth Century Prob
lens" A special musical serviC"
has been arranged. Members OF
other Protestant denominations are
invited to attend.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
Sullivan DEGREES Ban
On Halloween
"Rowdyism"

Major Daniel Sullivan, Chief OF
Police, is determined that there
shall be no rowdyism on the
streets tomorrow night. Here is
an order he sent out today to
members Of the police depart
me mt:
"You will direct the men going
on duty at 4 and 8 o'clock roll
calls to be on the alert and give
special attention to the pranks
of noise-making boys, especially
those of older years, in order that
persons may be kept free from
annoyance and insult and prop
erty free from damage and de-
struction.
"The motorcycle men and BIZ
cycle men should be active in
keeping down complaints.
"1n the case of children, those
who fail to appreciate warning
given should be taken to their
parents, but those of older years
and any who are guilty of fla
grant violation of law should not
only be taken TO their parents,
but their names and those of
their parents, with home ad-
dresses and particulars of the
cases, sent to the Juvenile Court
with view of prosecution.
Innocent pranks will be per-
mitted; rowdyism will not be tol-
Grated, and you will instruct the
members of your command ac-
cordingly."
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
INVITE ENJOYS OF IRISH
REPUBLIC TO SPEAK HEt

Invitations will be extended .
J. J. O'Kelly and Joseph O'Donertl
special envoys of the Irish repuhli,
to speak here within the next tw,
weeks, IL was determined at a NEE
ing last night of Kevin Barry CouI
Gil, of the American Association f"
the Recognition of the Irish Ror"'
lie.
Thomas w. Lyons, national So
retary, reported that drive wOu!,
be launched for funds for the ne,
republic. Moral and financial SUI
port was pledged to the republic q
last nights meeting.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
VOLUNTEERS PLEAD FOR
HELP FOR VETERANS

An appeal for funds and clothing
was made today by the Stepping
Stone. which is conducted in the in
terests OF world war veterans by the
Volunteers of America at 225 Penn
sylvania avenue. 1t was said that
funds for coal and other necessities
are urgently needed. The appeal
was made by the Rev. Lieut. Harry
w. Mason, adviser in charge Of the
home.
At a concert given yesterday Mm"
Smith Boury. of Paris, thrilled the
veterans with her second recital Of
songs. Prof. Huebner. of Memphis.
Tenn. spoke on THE Divine Doc
tor" Refreshments were served L.
Mrs. Marie A. Watson. of Palestiu
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
COLUMBIA LODGE HOLDS
SERVICES AT CHAPEL

TRANSPORTATION chapel Of the St
Paul Rock Creek Episcopal Church
was the scene yesterday of the an
nual service Of Columbia Lodge Of
Masons. The rector, the Rev. John
J. Quealley, who Is lodge chaplain
preached on THE Dignity OF
Labor"
An organ recital was given by
Mrs. Marie II. Lite; Miss May
Stevens sang a soprano solo and
Mrs. V. G. Wrenn gave a contralto
solo. James Hicks sang the offer
tory.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
PRESENT VERSUS PAST.

PRESENI VERSUS fASI.
Backward. turn backward. to that
hong ago time.
Around eighteen ninety to eighteen
ninety nine,
To that time when the girls were as
wise ~ today.
Tho they looked as 10 made OF dif-
ferent clay:
From the untrammeied female, who
does as she pleases-
with body and mind as free as the
breeZes.
Turn back to the year Of our Lord
ninety-twO.
When skirts swept the pavements,
and raised the dust-whew
with diaphragm crnmped to the hour
glass OF fashion
For an eighteen-inch waist every
girl had a passion.
But these same dears smoked cigar
cites on the quiet.
Though their "pure, gulleiess" baby
stares did quite belle It.
So backward. turn backward. oh !!
style In your flight"
And he thankful. oh! woman, that
you're not such q fright:
with no skirts which impede. nor cor
set to cOnfine-
Strong and sturdy, no longer a mere
clinging vine.
The new woman! Despite rouge, with
heart still SO tender
Snappy ways-unafraid; we love and
defend her.
A. AMSDEN.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
PRIZES FOR ESSAYS ON
"SAFER WASHINGTON

How can we make Washington
safer for the people,"
Prizes for the best answers will be
given TO the children OF the Hoover
playground at Halloween mas
querade exercises tomorrow after.
noon. The Jolly Girls Club will en-.
tertain the children. Miss Margaret
Harri. u liysstox " ths play ground.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
IN BEHALF OF CLARENCES.

"OIDONO" wishes to thank
"PANSY BUSH" for his poem In
behalf Of the CLARENCES. The
contrib says his name is Clarence
and one OF his boys bears that
name.
Well. after all, it's not the label
you bear in the way of a name in
this world. It's what you are,
what's inside of you in the way
Of the right stuff.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
HOW HE MADE HIS
FIRST 100000

For three wears ! walked
up and down Main street: first
up, then down. remember
clearly the large cigar butts
Z passed. Thai Il n simple
little sentence. yet u was the
very foundation Of my wealth.
! was In tatters; money ] had
none, craved good tobacco.
should I stop and pick up the
fragrant butts? No! Twice
muItipIied by twice. No! For
realized were ! once to stOop
I'd always stOOp and then
some day cigarette butt
might tempt me. 'Twa. thus
! developed my splendid will
power. But my craving Tor
good nicotine was unsatisfled
and necessity forced me to
THINK, n thing ] had seldom
attem ut ed-an nd then the dawn
Of n GREAT IDEA! How sim
pls u now appears. as all great
inventions usually are. 4
broomstick and u sharpened
nall on one end-and-and
need not stOOp! Noting
the efficacy Of my invention.
the Kingdom OF Hunkadory
purchased the patent rights.
paying me Nth n check which
I Immediately cashed at the
Chinese laundry for two collars
and one shirt that had re-
mained there two months.
From then on my fortune was
assured. In conclusion ] wish
to advise all Young men who
wish to succeed to observe
these things:
I. Don't play the races. nm
less YOU have n return ticket.
2. Never wipe your mouth
with the back OF your hand;
use YOUR sleeves.
3. Never sleep outdoors; get
arrested. -
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
DREAMING AGAIN!

DREAMING AGAIN!
I dream OF a day that Is to come yet.
When this town ! live In Will again be
wet.
And TiI proudly march home
with u kettle Of foam;
However. I'm still dreaming yet.
I dream Of n day that L. TO come yet.
when the bonus will finally be granted
the vet.
And I'll sit at ease.
with my boy on my knees;
Spinning war yarns that "lli never
forget"
I dream Of a day that Il to como yet,
when the In andIOrd will say.
In his old humble way.
1--WE "a home that's to let.
And I'll take what I can get;"
However, I'm still dreaming yet.
I dream Of a day that IL to come yet.
when on u IOO-tO-I snOt ] lay good
bet,
And I'll proudly march back to my
own little home.
Sit down In the rocker. and blow off
the foam.
with my boy on my knees.
I'll he entirely lat ease'-
All. me! II seems I've been dreaming
). }. GALLAGHER.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
OUR QUEsTIONAIRE DEPT.

A tom cat has asked Of me
II may sound n bit half -witted-
n q purr may be sent by radio.
And how II would be transmitted.
I'll excuse him Just this one time.
And Of guilt he II now acquitted.
Purhaps. though. he should have a
purr-mlt.
And then his purr would he purr-
mitted. HANK HAWKINS.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30

A genuine Indian wahhujutus
will he awarded the first person,
says Nash, who guesses whether
the man in the picture Is a magi-
clan about to pull a rabbit from his
hand, a prohibition speaker who Is
cOnCealing bottle. under the
cover, or some guy about to sneeze.
Nash didn't send us the wahhu-
jutus, but we suppose he has put
II in pickle so as to deliver to the
winner. Our volunteer staff Of
artists are invited 10 supply pic
ture puzzles, II they desire.
THEY'RE ALMOST HUMAN.
Corn has ears.
Potatoes hare eyes.
.Squdshes hare necks.
Celery has a heart.
Wheat has a beard.
Cdbbages hare heads.
Grapes haze skins.
FLOSSY.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
81, 900 ukulelcs burned,'
says q headline. Thank God!
FRED VETTER.

Marie see your friend Is play
ing football this year.
Peggy-Ycs, amt he grand, too?
Marie-What position does hc
play?
Peggy-Way back.
SOUTHEAST.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30

Hang expense" said she. 'l'll not
skimp.'
As loud for cash she did holler.
She knocked him flat. gave him a
limp.
And Vet the hat cost but a dollar.
HANK HAWKINS.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
GS BREAK STRONG BOX IN DOWNTOWN CAFE AND TAKE $80
9aH1E!!a!RD% &! | /! D%t'sEEEN -
~ssSssS1ISBN BILL PRICE e1&l>
DON'T LET THE STREET
CAR COMPANIES KNOW 1T |!

Dear Bill: / see where Mrs.
Goetz, a Chicago spiritudlist,
makes ii knOWn that everyone
has an astral body ,Ohich is con-
siderably larger than the mate
rial body. What / fear is that
If the street car companies get
on to this they wiH be asking
the Public Utilities Commission
to increase the fares.
HECTOR B.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30

DEAR BILL: HERE'S
HOPING THAT WHEN
YOU WERE AT ATLANTIC
CITY YOU BOUGHT THE
OLD GOAT PLENTY OF
SALT WATER TAFFY-
SOMETHING THAT WILL
KEEP HIN BUSY CHEW
ING FOR SOME TIME.
HARPER'S FERRY.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mr.. X. RAY and sister, VIO-
LET RAY, are guests Of Miss
SUSIE SEYMOUR.
ALLY
The Washington times., 1922-10-30

YES" said the physician. as he
shook his head. I'm sure you have
the smallpox"
"Oh! Mary" called the patient
| to his wife, please tell any of my
/ creditors who call that 1 ann at last
! In II position to give them some
thing"
The Washington times., 1922-10-30
COVERS THE TOWN

The Daily and Sunday Times
are read in virtually all
the worthwhile homes in
Washington and its suburbs.
The Washington times., 1922-10-30

contains football scores, com.
plete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen.
ings. Get your news a day ahead.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28

Sally lunn.-Take four cupfu1s of
flour, three eggs, one teaspoonful o.
the butter and flour with the yeast
and two cupfuls of milk. Beat the
yolks Of the eggs until light, stir in
the butter and flour with the yeast
dissolved In little Of the milk, and
the milk. Beat the whites to a stiff
froth and add at the last. Set to rise
and when light drop in buttered muffin
pans; let rise again and bake in q
moderate oven. ::.>
Newport Dried Beef.-Prepare a.
cream sauce, adding the dried beef
and an egg; when well-cooked add
one-half cupful Of stewed strained to-
matoes and tablespoonful of grated
cheese just before taking from the
fire. Heat thoroughly and serve at
once on buttered toast. ...s-.
Raised Fruit Douahnuts. to-
gether one-fourth Of cupful Of sugar
and two tablespoonful of butter. Dis
solve one-half Of yeast cake In one
cupful of milk that has been scalded
and cooled. Add one-half teaspoonful
Of salt and combine, adding two cup
fuls of flour. Let rise until double its
bulk, then add one-half cupful of
sugar, q half teaspoonful of cinnamon,
a grating of nutmeg, one-half cupful
currants and the same of raisins with
a little citron; add pinch Of allspiee
and two scant cupfuls of flour. Add
one beaten egg, knead thoroughly and
let rise until light. Cut or tear off
pieces of dough the size of an egg,
drop into smoking hot fat and when
brown drain on brown paper. Roll in
sugar when cool. - -1-e.~ =
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
Relief Is Found
From Stomach
Trouble

Hope for the millions Of unfortunate
men and women who are victims OF
stomach trouble is sounded by VIII.
liam Hoylen, Of 16 Spring St., Bristol,
Conn. Mr. Hoylen was a victim of
stomach trouble in its worst form, but
was completely restored to health by
taking Tanlac. He says:
"For fifteen years I had attacks Of
stomach trouble, and had been in bed
for three weeks when 1 got Tanlac,
but three bottles built me up fifteen
pounds, and made we'll man Of me.
I am now eating steak and onions,
and feel just fine in every way"
Undigested food ferments in the
stomach and soon the entire system is
filled with poisons. Tanlac was de-
signed to restore the stomach to
healthy condition and build up the
whole body. Millions everywhere have
acclaimed its wonderful power. Get
bottle today
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists
Advertisement.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
\ FEELING OF SECURITY

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the. medicine you are about to
take il absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
=. Such 4 medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every bot
tie of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and il taken in
teaspoonful Doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder
troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle Of Dr.. Kilmers Swamp
Root.
If you need q medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure
and mention this observation-disclosures.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
DYED HER .BABY'S COAT. -
A SKIRT AND CURTAINS
WITH "DIAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes con-
tains directions SO simple any woman can
new. Even if she has never dyed before,
she can put new, rich color into shabby
skirts, dresses, waists, coats, stockings,
everything. Buy Diamond Dyes-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guar
anteed. Just tell your druggist whether
the material you wish to dye is wool Or
silk, or whether it is linen, cotton, or
spot, fade or run.-Advertisement.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
UngalIant.

The car was crowded, for it was the
time Of day when workingmen were
returning home from their work.
Among the straphangers was woman
who, not being pleased with the service
she was receiving, was trying in a
roundabout way to induce certain
man to give up his seat. Finding her
efforts useless she said in despair,
HE would not get up for his grand
mother"
The man referred to-, feeling that
forbearance had ceased to be vir-
tue, turned to his tormentor: do you
think a woman should vote like
man." he asked.
II surely do" she answered.
'Then stand like q man." was his
reply.-Indianapo News.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28

Of vinegar add one-half cupful Of dry
mustard one cupful Of salt, two cup
fuls Of brown sugar. Stir until dis
solved and pour over the cucumbers,
cover with horseradish leaves and drop
In the well-washed pickles as they are
picked each day.
Mushroom Catsup.-Wipe carefully
but do not wash, fresh mushrooms.
Put in layers In stone jar with salt
on each layer. Cover with d cloth
and let stand In a warm place twenty
four hours. Wash and strain by press
ing through a sieve; to every quart of
this liquor and pulp add one ounce OF
peppercorns and boil thirty minutes
very slowly; add one-fourth ounce OF
whole allspice, one-half ounce Of sliced
ginger root, one dozen whole cloves,
three blades Of mace. Cook fifteen
minutes, take from the fire, strain
again and put into small bottles. Cork
and seal with paraf1n.
Tomato soy.-Peel and chop one
peck Of ripe tomatoes, put over the
heat with one-half cupful Of whole
cloves, one-half cupful Of >allspice, one
eupful of salt, one tablespoonful of
pepper, three red peppers, three onions
chopped. Cook for one hour, add one
quart of cider vinegar; after straining
the cooked mixture, reheat and bottle.
OIL PIel<'es.-Slice one hundred
small green cucumbers unpeeled and
three medium or six small onions,
sprinkle thickly with salt and let
stand over night. In the morning rinse
of; the salt and place in Jars. Cover
with the following: Two quarts of
vinegar, two-thirds cupfuls Of mustard
seed, one tablespoonful each Of celery
seed and ground pepper, and one cup
full Of good olive oil. Mix well before
pouring over the pickles.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28

" "Will We stay to tea?" asked Mrs.
Murphy Of the caller whom she wished
would depart.
"No, thank yoh," was the answer, II
must be home to look after joint"
"Ah, sure, We mustn't neglect him."
said Mrs. Murphy, relieved.
II think I'll stay, though; I hear the
kettle singing" was the unexpected
reply.
"Oh, don't take any notice of that !"
said Mrs. Murphy, scornfully. 1T sings
for hours before it boils!"
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28

weather d l 8 n e 8
are acceptable.
Cooling fruit g
and sliced t0ma-
toes are delicious
with ham or ba-
con for breakfast,
and a hot muffin
Is not refused.
The Tomahawk. [volume] (White Earth, Becker County, Minn.) 1903-192?, 1922-09-28
The Wayfarers.

Two wayfarers met on the road to
Normally.
FLOWS everything?" asked the first
traveller.
Rotten" said the second traveller.
"How's everything with you?"
"The same way. WHAT'S the name
of that tavern down the road?"
Its called Reduced Wages and
offers food and beds to all who come"
II know better inn back this way
bit, called Idleness.' The food and
beds are poor, but the oratory's
great" -Birmingham Age-Herald.