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The Washington times., 1922-04-23
CAN'T FoRETELL SEX.

The scientists have tried for
centuries to forecast the sex In
the unborn Of mankind and amin
ais. Millions Of mothers have
prayed and yearned for a girl, or
a boy. and hoped to influence the
sex by suggestion or thought.
Yet II is all unsolvable and win
doubtless remain so through
eternities to come.
Popular Science Monthly some
time ago described a simple in
vention which IL was declared
would tell the sex OF eggs in IS
per cent. tried out. II was called
a "sexometer," and In a piece of
cork wound with copper wire TO
which there is attached at the
end a pendulum Of aluminium
plated substance. much like the
pendulum of a clock.
II IL is a rooster" egg the
pendulum is supposed to swing
in a circle; II a puilet egg the
pendulum will swing back and
forth.
The barnyard fowl experts of
the Department OF Agriculture
tested 1t out and declare that II
is a myth. II science could
really penetrate the sex mystery
of chickens the chicken growers
wouldn't hatch many rooster
eggs. We would eat the embryo
,roosters and have nearly all
pullets.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
HAPPIN NESS.

Some ray happiness cannot be found
On this old weary earth.
n say there's happiness all around
And Joy, and hope, and mirth.
Zach little Ileht-bearted Giri and boy,
Innocent, happy and gay,
La someone's share OF earthly joy,
Frightening someone's day.
zach singing bird, each beautiful
flower,
Ia sent here to make us glad.
Gods blessing are here with ne every
hour.
he doesp't want us 10 be sad.
So when troubles come you think you
cant bear,
And life seems drcary and blue,
Just remember. Hts blessings are
everywhere
And ne sends them here Or roc.
Ike A. TOWERS.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
ROMANCE OF MOVIE TITLES.

"over the Hill came "The Four
Horsemen" from Way Down
East" to rescue ''The Two
Orphans" who were held prisoners
by "Enchantment," with Moran
of the Lady Lefty" in The
Haunted House" by Three Live
Ghosts"
They stopped to meet THE
Three Musketeers" at Midnight"
at The Sign of the Rose"
There THE Home-spun Vamp"
held them with Fascination"
while Nancy from Nowhere"
and 'Penrod" took their money,
because 1t was Pay Day"
Getting Miss Lulu Bett" and
'Molly o." who were dressed in
"French Heels" they all went to
see 1.-The Brides Play" and "The
Polish Dancer" where they learned
"Beauty's Worth"
I After the show they visited Lit
tie Lord FauntlerUy," who told
them of "The Affairs of Anatol,"
but cautioned them by saying,
"Don't Tell Everything" you hear.
They all went to see Boomerang
BILL" who was "The Fourteenth
Lover" Of Camille" He gave
them Forbidden Fruit" which he
had stolen from "0appy Kicks"
"Cappy Kicks" gave them all
Five Days to Live" on ''The Gold
en- Gallows." but they were saved
by "The Sky Pilot" who was "a
Wise Fool"
- They escaped Through the
Back Door" and took THE Lane
That Hath No Turning" and met
THE Lotus Eater" who urged
them on by crying Vendetta"
In the meantime Judith OF
Blue Lake Ranch" who was
"Her Husbands Trademark" had
rescued 1.-The Two Orphans" and
'Moran OF the Lady Lefty by
ssThe Lure of Jade" and Wet
Cold" but had a hard time get
ting away from THE Ghost in
the Garret."
,They went to Peacock Alley"
on The Seventh Day" and there
met the -Four Horsemen," who
were covered with "Star Dust"
For their good work in trying
TO rescue the Orphans" and
''Moran" THE Sheik" gave them
their Back Pay" and The
sheik's Wife" kissed them.
They left zone Arabian Night"
20 see the "Queen OF Sheba," who
lived Just Around the Corner
She told them she was to marry
'Kismet." ,,,
They took THE Last Trail
home and by DETERMINATION
reached Ropes Bend" as The
Midnight Bell" was striking.
They went to their ~Parlor,
Bedroom and Bath" where they
got "Rent Free" and Were
rocked to sleep by THE Cradle.
CARLA MACK. -
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
IN THE BIRD WORLD!

Said the crow, I'm bird Of mystery,
Now I hope you get mo right,
The secret IL. that while I'm dark
"ris plain to be seen that I'm Light. "
Said tho lark to him, Much bresth
you waste,
And you really talk absurd,
Far famed am 4 for that dark brown
taste,
I'm a peculiar kind Of bird"
Said the owl to them, "some t~Ik you
spoke, .0.-0-
Now just listen to my wordt
Try and find me out, ~ my best lohe
Now I've said just what you've
HANK HAWKINS.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
COPYBOOK ENGLISH Us.
EVERYDAY AMERICAN

Why, my dear, sir, this is the
sheerest nonsense"
Its BUNKw
This spectacle does not appeal
to me. The costumes are tawdry
and the acting is improper"
ITS punk"
I'VE had to dispense with his
services"
'He got the sack"
Whatever kindness l have be-
slowed upon this young man, he
has accepted. But he has never
offered to make any returns"
"Aw, he is n One-way kid"
"To-blame the miscarriage of
these plans upon others will not
do, sir! II is you who have failed"
Don't pass the buck"
He is sadly prone to a spirit of
banter"
He's a cut-up."
HE berated me most unmerci-
fully"
"He bawled me out"
'He stood revealed as a scoun-
drel of blackest dye, devoid OF
honor and conscience"
''He was shown up all right"
"It pleases me to note your CRATE
full appreciation. But the service
that have performed for you was
really very slight"
Don't mention It."
1.-THE man, now speaking, has
a national reputation, sir. Still,
the drift of his argument IL not
quite clear to me. Is Il TO your"
what Is he driving att"
FRED VETTER
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
BRIGHT CoME-BACKS.

The husband OF the scolding vile.
asked what his occupation was,
replied that he kept a "hot-house.
A young man. asked by young
lady, what difference there was
between herself and her watch. In
stantly replied, Your watch, lady.
makes us remember" the hours,
and you make us forget" them.
- ]. A. T.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
Amt NATURE GRANDg

When you're lonesome and blue,
Your girls gone back on you;
And the sun doesn't shine In the
sky,
You've Just had a spat,
Don't care where she's nc;
But still you can't help but Sigh.
You say you don't sare,
But you dream Of her hair,
Her eyes and lips and her smile.
You picture her charms,
In some fellows arms,
And you wonder II life Is worth
while.
Then one lucky day,
You meet her and-sayi
She tells you she loves you the
same.
The birds start 20 sing,
Soon the church bells win ring,
And she viii be sharing your name.
v. RYAN.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
FACTS ON ROOsTEROLOGY.

As fans OF the q. o. c. can
answer most any questions, please
have them answer the following:
why does N rooster flap his
wings four times before ne crowsr"
IA. n.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
ARTIFICIAL LIFE.

Many things I've heard and ~e~n
A-stroiling round the town
Something's good and ssu'etnan<-
mean,
Right side M. UPSIDE ss~n
Eve seen the ''flapper- exily naB-
The clipper" boldly Mo.
I've seen the secdy. bshle~z cinap-
Prosperity going the clip
I've seen beotIeEEcrs wifh th<H
booxe,
The guy that bought the sfuh
Reformers Oo<ing hiui~h e~re.
And the Jolly. aont-esre tsa<h
And as I've seen. the trvth m.
grown,
All things are uhere Ged So
en-
Men are all right " let atsas
To grow Just as tsed stsee 80
DUKE HARHt>o>
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
BUSINESS SYMPATHY.

CHAUNCEY NJ. DEPEW ts.is
this one Of JOHN ". GARRETT.
founder Of the b. a o. road-
Garrett was on a trip % rA.es
funds for his railroad When -
read OF the death Of JOHNS HoP-
KINS, millionaire philanthrop1sis
he at once sent the foll0WinE to-
gram to Vice President ktnE- -
the b. a o.: Express my hear
felt sympathy TO Mr.. Hopktns' -
atives and try TO borrow frou -
estate all the money you csn q
per cent" FRED NEIIEk
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
CURBsToNE PHILOSOPHY.

It used TO be that mothers cttt
their dresses doiOn for their
daughters. Not0 they toeGr each
others.
Lots of fetLol1s tOoNLd never
haze knotcn Uhdt the COnstitn-
ton tOas If II had not been writ
en- on a postage stamp.
There's nothing that makes a
bunch Of doorstep buns ntddder
than to haze to get up and let
some one N.
Ne1t TO tohere you left your
umbrella, there's nothing so hard
to remember as tohere you prom
ised your tcife you'd meet her.
Draioinq fiDe aces at a poker
odue and having your umbrella
disappear at q church meeting
are also puzzling, to say the least.
An optimist is, as claimed, too
Lazv 90 soork IN his o10n garden,
bat wiu spade up has rteigh6oT's
garden for toOrms to 90 fishing
Nth. MAJ
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
BE GENTLE no THE GOAT.

Be Kind 10 the @. o. o.s renowned
goat
Thisk what mixture roes down his
throat.
Have loving care for hina,
Regarding Of hts p~~oaoryua.
stick hy htm-He's no ordinary shoaI
IA. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
oUI, oUI, oOLALAI

\ met a young man from France,
Twas at q dance. and. by chance,
He proposed 10 me often,
with his stories Of fortune,
But he owned only one pair Of
pants. JANE.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
UNFATHoMED MYSTERT
OF THE HUMAN HEARI

The human hesrt u~ser gr-~@
old. Nany cases prwxr ~ mma
not IN vain n thpe ~&Fsux eesf
pepper burue nsar~ afs~r \ -
ripe. It's the $500 wah u1n
Kind. TIE heary hsfrr ~f q n~~s
whiten~d ~ 49, y-.r~ ~h-w hwa
the purity. fhs wmsrw~~m o.
eie~nne~~ 20 tA~ isx~ faxa aw~f1s
IN tho hcart- Nesrs cs~-ua -
tihs is.apai~rs - q ksrlax knnrf
The hummm h~Mrt - sm rwaumanE
tlules n a. - 60 500 r4srel
syrnkefie - p~~r~ nE.s ersnueuakaf
sFsa af efhers \ - - q .twwF
-. wHh s4sacs. hFut~d rN~ssus.s
- ln-~e. nna hsnu~ wp~m a. So
tHfww a. mmma @amm nmM wsswx~
al4l.aar1anN.9 aa.1a1Au1e.0
"a
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
THE ORIGINAL LAMB.

Oh, Mary had a Hstle ha--s. --x--as-f
whose rutf-ular-
The fiuff erterier 80 whns -
kiaked In Zach psrtirsasr-
On each o~ca~isn wk~n th~ t~s@ 80
sren p~raFnhui.ftnx.
The llttle auadruped uk~wt~s 80 en~~-
n EaliivnfinG.
One dny ~ die n~ce-npewF - - -
kss~iedxe di-p~w.nry.
which % every rule sod p~e~es~~e -
reckie-~iy centu~rr.
fuFnedtately whereupsa ~ r~e~s~a
E..psssI~s. rs.Si" S,a .j-ss -. b-s s--
the intertor.
Then Mary. ea heheldlnE s~~h p~~~-~-
name arhltrary.
suffn.ed her eye~ VITA ~~fs~~ ~~~w~
frora rt~nas enIl~d txrhrrrm~~rs
And al the uuufls erew th<x-sa aNzNs4-
tuou-ly hflnrteu..
And sperulatea ea th~ cn@s waMh -
eoaierture- vsrteus-
what make th~ lauss l~vs @a~T -
the a~helsr- s~M~a SO e~mwoer.
Ne pau-ed q uaout~uf f~~n ~ fwt~a -
diaxne@e the er~.fu~e.
on, sPECTs ANOEEN wsNr ManEf
OMNIA TFafoarw
'sThaaks. tsarher d~xr.- So ~~M~ear*
rried, asd s~s er~ws e~<@aF
s'eT 'en-
The Washington times., 1922-04-23
SE4SONABLE.

March weather, with Its fitful wind.
And April's most cOpious show.
ers,
Rightly, by nature, seem combined,
fnsuring. for us, the sweet May
flowers. II. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

MFR. Wilson n an ex-Presh
dent now. While In office, too,
ne was also an x-the un-
known quantity In equstions-
pretty hard 60 figure, but GER
tainly no flgurehead.
FRED VETTER
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Mother-Now, Jimmy, II you
put this wedding cake under
your pillow. what you dream will
come true.
Jimmy-Well. ma, I'll Just eat
the cake and put the pillow over
my stomach. MILTON JETT.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

Because his car is polished
Is no sign that the man who
drives II Is, girls.
KITTY KAT.
The Washington times., 1922-04-23

ON THE WAY TO DINNER
He-what do yea say % a raswi
She--Sir. TTi let you know
don't get drunk. -
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-06-05
Lone Maple T
Room In Newport

The Lone Maple T Room, under
the management of Mrs. Erastus
Buck, opened its doors to the pub
lie yesterday, June 4th. The pa
tronage was very satisfactory and
encouraging. As for the patrons
themselves, well, friends of Mrs.
Buck who have enjoyed her hospi-
tality in the past knew what TO eX-
pect and they were not dlsappoint-
ed,
The special menu for SUNDAY
dinner was tomaeo bisque, chicken
pie, onions, homemade rolls, Jelly,
cucumber and lettuce salad, straw
berry shortcake with whipped
cream, ice cream and cake, coffee
and tea.
The tables were attractive to
look at with bouquets of flowers
and the covers embroidered in
germ with a maple leaf appligued
in each corner. The menu cards,
are also suggestive, and decorated
with a tiny maple tree Visitors
may choose taole in the dining
room or on the latticed porch.
The guest book which will be
an interesting record showed yes
terday parties from out of town
as well as in the city.
The Lone Maple T Room is sure
to b appreciated by the motoring
public, who are now accustomed TO
look for the numerous tea shops
and places of this kind, as they
tuor from place to place.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-06-05

to be analysed, and warned Mr..
Barnes that he must not continue
to make home brew,-Mr. and
Mrs. Augustus Elliot. Mrs. C. j.
Barnes, Mr.. ana Mrs W. c. Atkins,
Mr.. and Mrs c. ]. Goodsell, VIII
bur Ellis, George w. Gray, Cecil
Glay. Lon Gilman, Guy Ranney,
Guy Brown.
The trial began at one o'clock
and at five Judge Wright allowed
the jury to sep--rate, to return at
seven. At nine-thilty thy retired
and did not render a verdict until
nearly midnight. The second count
that of selling liquors, seemed to
give the jury more difficulty and
they came back to have part Of the
evidence read to them. At 11.45,
the foreman, C. II. Hamblett re-
ported that they could not reach
an agreement on the second count,
and they were discharged
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-06-05
Miss Lindsay Charming
Bride at June Wedding
(Continued from Page u

clergyman using the single ring
service. The bride was given
away by her father, Howard b.
Lindsay. The wedding march
from Lohengrin, and Men
delssohns' wedding march were
beautifully rendered by Miss Ger
trude Butteifield, violin, and
George P. Wilder at the piano.
The bride looked charming in an
exquisite gown of soft French or
CANDIES, simply made, with trim
mings of fine lace and white satin
roses. The veil was Of tulle,
draped high ut the back and fas-
tened with a bandeau of orange
blossoms. She carried a beautiful
bouquet of white roses and valley
lilies. Her going away costume
was navy blue faille silk, coat and
dress. The dress was of blue and
champagne Canton crepe, the
coat embroidered in steel.
The matron of honor was Mrs.
E. Elwood Fay Of Boston, who
was gowned in nile green organdie
with pink ribbon streamers and or
candle hat in the same shades. She
carried Ophelia roses, tied with
green chiffon.
Mrs. Lindsay, mother of the
bride wore handsome dress of
gray Canton crepe.
The groom was attended by
Monroe Lorimer of Boston.
The lunch of fruit salad, rolls,
coffee, Neopolitan ice cream and
cake was served by Mrs. Walter
Abbott, Mrs. Ben iamin Human,
Misses Pauline Brown, Christine
Blanchard, Mildred Keith, Esther
Brown, Ruth Blodgett. A pretty
ceremony was made of the cutting
Of the cake by the bride.
The gifts were many and beau
tiful, of silver, cut glass, checks
and many rare and valuable
treasures. The groom's gift to the
bride was a gold wrist watch, to
the best man a pig skin wallet
with gold monogram, and to the
matron of honor, a bar pin set
with pearls.
Mrs. Bray is favorite in New
port society, a graduate of New
port high school, class of 1918,
Lowell Business college in 1919.
During the last two years she has
held responsible position in the
auditing department of the Bos-
ton Public Library.
Mr.. Bray is a graduate of New
York University and member of
Alpha Kappa Psi. He is with the
Brown Brothers and Co., Wall st.
bankers.
After a honeymoon trip to To-
ronto and other points, Mr. and
Mrs. Bray are to live at G5W. 73d
St.. New York city. In spite of
watchful waiting the newlyweds
eluded their friends and escaped
the usual shower of confetti and
good natured pranks, though the
hearty good wishes and congratu-
lations Of most Of friends will
follow them.
Those present from out of town
to attend the wedding were, Fred
erick w. Bray, father of the
Groom, Harold A. Hemingway,
New York, Mr.. and Mrs. John
X. Chase Of Grasmere, N. H., Mr..
and Mrs. George w. Perkins.
Boston, Mrs. Mahlon Brown of
Springfield, Miss Dorothy Serb
ner of st. Johnsbury.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-06-05
Barnes Famous Home
\ Brew Is AnalyZed
Continued from Page 1

Barnes had many friends who Wis
tied him often
A number Of witnesses were
placed on the stand by the state,
and all had seen men come away
acting what they called "queer" as
if they were intoxicated. Other
witnesses testified that they paid
five cents a glass for drinks from
the wonderful barrel which is
good evidence that prices are go
ing down.
Mr.. Barnes said he used molas-
ses in war time but that now he
used white sugar.
Scion Grey, deputy sheriff of
Derby, one of the witnesses, drew
forth a ripple of amusement when
he said he had drank glass Of
the beer, but one was enough. \
boy of 16 also testified that he had
been offered and had dranls of
Mr.. Barnes beverage.
Witnesses for the state were,
Scion Grey, who took a sample Of
the beer, and sent it to Burlington
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
HIS CRITICISM RATHER HASTY
Possibly Mr.. Newlywed Will Make
Discreet Inquiries Before He
Makes Another Complaint.

A few weeks ago 1 was invited to
dine with couple of old schoOlmates
who had been married for some time.
was asked to bring friend who had
also attended school with us.
The dinner looked appetizing and
was progressing smoothly with all of
US in good spirits.
Suddenly, Jack, my married friend,
turned to his wife and said: "Vera,
what's the matter with these bis
cuits?"
She made some sort of reply, where
upon he answered they were not fit
to eat, that his mother could do bet
ter baking, and asked who baked
them.
Vera, with an injured expression,
answered: "Why, Dick, dear. your
mother sent them over this evening"
Both, know, wished the dinner
ever, and l found l had a pressing
engagement directly afterward.-Chi-
cago Tribune.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16

basket, spread graham bread with but
ter; add q spoonful of raiSinS and
some marshmallow cream; then place
top. Cream and nut may be used
for garnishing if desired.
Potato Nut Cake-Take three
fourths cupfuls of sugar, four we'll
beaten eggs, one cupful of cold mashed
potato, One-half cupful of grated sweet
chocolate, one-half cupfuI of milk, one
cupful of chopped nuts, two and one
half cupfuls of flour, two and one-half
teaspoO1fuls of baking powder and
one teaspOOnful of cinnamon.
Afternoon Tea Crackers.-Butter
soda crackers and sprinkle with sugar
and cinnamon well mixed Place in
the oven and when brown decorate
with raisins that have been steamed.
Picked Fish.-Cut fish in pieces as
for frying. Wash well and sprinkle
with salt and let stand u hours, then
boil about five minutes. Take one
cupful of vinegar, one cupful of wa
ter, add three bay leaves and a few
pepper COEnS Ileu Ill Small cIOIn.
Place the fish in stone jar and COW
.er with the boiling hot vinegar and
set away in a cool place. Add a
slice of onion apd a few cloves before
using.
Apple MarshmaIIow Described,
quarter and slice six nice juicy apples.
Have ready one-third of cupful of
seedless raisins one cupful of sugar.
Arrange the apples and raisins with
the sugar in layers in buttered bak-
ing dish; add one-fourth of a cupfuI
of water; cover and bake in a mod
crate oven until the apples are tender.
Brush with sugar and arrange marsh
mallows an inch apart over the ap-
pies. Place in the oven long enough
to plump and delicately brown the
marshmallows. Serve with cream.
Chicken Cooked in MiIk.-Cut up a
chicken as for fryfng-One too old to
cook in the usual way will be tender
if cooked in milk. Cover with sweet
milk and set into a moderate oven,
cook slowly, then uncover the last
hour of cooking to brown the fowl.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
PURE WATER WITHOUT COLOR
Has Blue Tint Only When a Large
Quantity of 1t Is Under Ones
Observation.

Water in its purest states is practi-,
cally colorless, except that it has a
blue tint when considerable amount
of it is viewed together. The water
of Loch Katrine in Scotland is nearly
pure chemically, although it contains
very small amount of carboniferous
matter, which gives it a faint brown
tinge. Water, under some circum-
stances, looks as if it was full of coll
or, and this happens when light thrown
Upon it is reflected back again, as in
the case of a soap bubble and of
rainbow, the latter being formed of
drops of rain that reflect back the
sunlight, broken up into its different
parts, which resemble the colors Of
rainbow. Stagnant or bad" water
seems to have colors on it because
of the different forms of life growing
on it's surface and forming layers
which reflect the light back and forth.
The waves of light interfere with each
other and cause colors. Perfectly pure
water has a taste from the salts dis
solved in it and from the atmospher-
ic gases, nitrogen, oxygen and carbon
dioxide which it contains.
Wealth Is as dross; righteousness Is
worth untold gold.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
Ferocious "HaIrnet."

My little nephew and l were out
walking one day when we heard a
buzzing sound in the trees. He went
closer to investigate and as usual
curiosity killed the cat"-fOr the lit
tie fellow was stung severely on the
arm. l told him l thought it was a
hornet that had injured him.
When he returned home, his uncle
seeing him crying, questioned him and
received this answer: "Oh, uncle,
heard buzzing noise in a tree and
one of those hairnet things bit me-
Chicago American.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
Self-SUpportino-

An attorney Of Los Angeles adver-
tised for chauffeur. Some twenty
odd responded and were being ques-
toned as to qualifications, efficiency
and whether married or single. Final
ly, turning to a negro chap, he said:
How about you, George; are you
married?
Quickly the negro responded:
''Naw-sir, boss. naw-sir. All makes
NAH own livin'."-Judge.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
THERE WAS THAT POSSIBILITY
And Virginia Lad Might Have Seen
Something of the Sort Happen
Occasionally.

A Virginian, recently elected judge
and feeling keenly the responsibilities
of his exalted position, was coming on
horseback along a road in a remote
section of his district He saw smoke
ON a hillside.
"Boy," he said to a lad who was
loafng alongside the road, sis that
smoke up there from still?"
Eyes, sir, l reckon it is" the boy
replied.
"What are they making up there?"
might be maxim some apple
brandy?"
The judge jumped from his horse.
Here, boy,2 he said, "hold this horse.
I'm going up there and stop that. They
can't flout the law in that manner in
my district"
The boy took the reins and the
judge climbed the fence and started
toward the smoke. After he had gone
few steps the boy shouted:
"Oh, misteri"
what is it?" asked the judge.
"Effen yeu don't come back, what
must l do with the orse?'-Saturday
Evening Post.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-16
MOTHER! OPEN
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Your little one will love the "fruity"
taste of "California Fig Syrup" even il
constipated, bilious, irritable, feverish.
or full of cold. A teaspoonful never
fails to cleanse the liver and bowels.
In a few hours you can see for your
self how thoroughly it works all the
sour bile, and undigested food out of
the bowels and you have a well, play
full child again.
Millions of mothers keep California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know a tea
spoonful today saves sick child to-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genu-
Inc california Fig Syrup" which has
directions for babies and children Of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother
You must say california" or you may
get an imitation hg syrup.-Advertise-
ment.