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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

MRS. JOSEPH PELLERlN
Former Resident Passed Away at
Woodford Sunday.

Mrs. Joseph PelerIn, age 28 years,
died Sunday night IN Woodford after
an Illness Of several months. The
deceased former resident OF Benn-
ington, but recently of Gleasondale,
Mass, came to Woodford four
months ago in the interest of her
health,
Surviving are her husband who Is
employed at Munson, Mass. two
sons, Martin and Francis. ages and
2 years respectively; two sisters and
one brother OF Gleasondale and an.
other brother, Martin Cutler of Ben.
nington.
The funeral will be held at st.
Francis dc Sales church Wednesday
morning. Burial will be at Park
Lawn cemetery.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

The time lock was first suggested
In 1881 by an Englshman william
Rutherford in 1857 Holbrook and
Fish Of the United States devised an
other, but the 6rst successful time
locks put on the market were the
Sergeant and Yale locks, brought out
In 1875.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Never Gratis.

~ want freedom Of speech" yelled
the soap box orator.
mo, you don't" retorted the impul-
slve auditor. "You never made a
speech in your life without taking up
q collection"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Complete.

Msrks--I had no idea your new
house was finished.
Parks-Oh, yes. Not only finished.
but all my friends have had time to
tell me how much better 1t might
have been.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
CAM heln That.

ri don't see why the ways Of errlng
glrh are always blamed upon their
mothers and motor cars" says Miss
Constance van Quentin. pGirls have
to have mothers, and mothers have to
have motor cars, don't they?"-Kansas
City Star.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

Advising people that they will live
longer If they breathe slowly, a
physical training expert eXhorts us to
Ego to" the tortoise. He explains that
the tortoise, the slowest breathing
animal Of ALL lives to thousand
years.-Exchange
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
VARYING Human WeIahts.

The normal variations In weight
may be greatly affected in different
ways. Some men lose six pounds or
seven pounds during a Turkish bath,
while others gain nearly as uldch in
an equally short time BY deep drink
ing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Blessings Of sIumber.

Now, blessings light on him that first
Invented this same sleep 1t covers
man all over, thoughts and all, like
cloak; 1t Is meat for the hungry,
drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold
aud cold for the hot, -Cervantes.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

"Why did you turn out for that
truck? According to the traffic rules
you had the right Of way"
"Yes," answered Mr. Chugglns, pa
tiesSy. "But the truck had the right
Of weight"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

The man who complains of having
been cheated seldom admits his own
bad Judgment, Yet, he would hardly
have lost had he not himself erred. II
always has taken two to make a bar
gain, and always will take two-Grit
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Windsors
Bennington
0 0 o 10 Al 2-S
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 o.

Two-base hits. Timothy, Jackon 2;
three base hits, Lafave, Jeanton;
stolen bases, Prind'e. King; sacrifice
fly, Kunhert; bases on balls. Hurley
a. kunhert 1 hit by pitcher Timothy;
struck out by Hurley s, by Kunhert
10; double plays, Bressett Burns, 2
Time Of game, las. Urpites. Jones
and Downey.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
The Season La Now Omen.

Farmer-You say that man comes
out every year to hunt and that he Is
a good hunter.
Second Farmer should say SO; he
always pays me for my cows In ad-
vance, too.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
S1,0OO,00O HEART
BALM ACTION BY
MISS FONTA|NE:
Papers in Suit Filed Today at
Ballston, Spa, N. Y.
AGAINST YOUNG WHITNEY
Defendant is Son of Harry Whit
ney, Owner of Famous
Race Horses
AGAINST YOUNG WHITNEY

Ballston Spa, n. Y, August 14.--A
complaint in action for $1,OOO.0OO for
breach OF promise against Cornelius
Vanderbilt Whitney. son of Harry
Payne Whitney, was filed here today
by the attorneys for Evan Burrows
Fontaine, the dancer.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Not Always.

"Talk is cheap"
as lt1 Well, you just try express
ing your opinion of him to police
man when he pinches you for speed
ing"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
LORD NoRTHcLIFFE DEAD
Noted British Publisher Had Been
Failing for a Week.

London, Aug. IA (By the Associat.
ed Press) .-Viscount Northclifre.
noted British publisher, died today.
The news was not surprise as bull.
letins issued by doctors for last week
plainly indicated that the patient was
diving.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
The Cause Of Poverty.

Little Arthur-Father, why are so
many people poor7
Father-Because they like to pre-
tend that they can afford the things
they can't afford. my boy.-London
Answers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Rank Above Mere clsvsrnsss.

In the long run patience, persistence,
determination and fixity Of purpose
are OF more value than mere clever.
ness,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Mother. Wonderful Love.

The mystery of mothers love the
sensItiveness of her sympathy. the
vastness Of vision of her intuition, the
subllmity Of her self-sacrifce can new
er be surpassed. ed.--Alexander Lyons.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

A lie is a statement which is thought
to be false by the person who utters
II and is intended to deceive; while
perjury is false statement made un'
der oath.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
No Wonder.

'T understand the critics have made
your poetic friend angry"
"How so7'
"By their running comments on his
fugitive poetry"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

Blessed are those whose blood and
Judgment are so well commingled that
they are not a pipe for Fortunes fn-
ger to sound what stop she pleases.---
Shakespeare. --~
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
SIuht and Sound,

"Chlldren should be seen and not
heard"
yes" replied the tired business
man; "and the same thing applies 10
great many of the musical shows"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
civ Named After Frenchman.

Duluth was named In honor Of the
French explorer, Daniel Greyson Du
Lhut Oiterally Daniel Greyson the
gentleman of the lute), who visited
the present site of the city in 1879.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
The switchboard.

Tom-Why are telephone girls called
"operators1"
Dick-Because they usually "cut"
you off In the midst Of conversation
Cartoons.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
choap Sympathy.

"Closeman let's his friends mlsfor.
tunes touch him deeply, doesn't hep"
yes; without letting his friends do
the same thing. however"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Couldn't Afford Il.

Hewltt-Do you believe In physical
culture?
Jewett-No; Joined a class once
and outgrew my clothes like
blamed kid
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Lost Experienced.

81 wonder what cotton gin could
have tasted llkef'
81 guess 1t was the kind that left
the woolly taste in your mouth"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
should Hava Blu SaIe

A device to be fastened to mans
head to close his ears against noises
he does not wish to hear has been pat
ented by a resident Of Argentina.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
He Rolled the Thundsr.

Joe-What was the tenor of his
talk?
Bob-There was no tenor to 1t; he
has O bass voice.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Use Wood ceIIuIose for SIX.

There are five plants In Italy manu-
featuring artificial silk on an extensive
scale, using wood cellulose imported
from Norway.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Love Matches.

The Penslye One-lf you marry for
love nowadays you've got TO find some
reasonable excuse for the benefit Of
your friends. --Kasper, Stockholm.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
All After the Money.

ibid you ever play cards for
money!"
yes, but I found It improbable.
Every other fellow in the game
seemed to have the same idea"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Sympathetic.

Mr.. Smart--I give my voice for q
permanent standing army.
Mrs. Dull--Why don't you want the
poor things TO sit DOWN.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Al We Grow Up.

About all the difference between
children and us grownups is that we
weigh more and amt so happy.
--AtchIson County MOD Mall.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
ox,ord Museum Founded ts7o.

The Ashmoleon museum at oxford
was founded in 1879, and Is the oldest
in England
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

The hope of the righteous shall be
gladness. but the expectation of the
wicked shall perish.-SolomOn.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

There are no living descendants OF
Cowper, Dryden, Swift
Chaucer, Pope, Shelley or Byron.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Elrat Tlthn nn Record

Payment of the tithe was first re-
corded in the Offering Of Abraham to
Melchsedec.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

"Why did you take the rooms over
that private detective agency"
Because l wanted to live above sus-
pIclon."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
An undIsputed Authority.

Though power in it's studious plan
May put great things across.
The family doctor Is the man /,
Who proves the real boss.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
lsn,t PowderInu Hsr Nose.

A pretty telephone girl may be pref
cradle, but a plain one will answer.
Boston Transcript.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

"You seem fond of the druggists
little boy"
"Yes, he kin git all the pills he
wants fer our air guns"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
"prW Wines.

Wines are referred to as dry when
completely fermented, only OIL per
cent of sugar remaining.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Inoeot peata plsIlke soot.

Foliage In London or any placs
where there is much SCOT is usually
fairly free from insect pests.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

II any article of steel has become
rusted, soak II In sweet oil for a day
or two and then rub with fresh lime.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
BINDING TT.

would you like some OF my hus-
bands old clothesf'
THAT depends, madam: does he
discard them from strength or weak
neSs?"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
The Way Of II.

what occupation does Blobs pur
EueT'
quite a number hut don't think
he's caught up with any one yet"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
REBELS TAKE DUNDALk.
National Garrison ovcrpowered by a
Surprise Attack.

Belfast, Aug IA (By the Associat.
ed Press "A large force of Repub.
licans entered Dundalk at o'clock
this morning taking the national gar
rison completely by surprise.
The attack was successful and the
town Is now isolated with the Re.
publican troops patrollIng the streets.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Beats EN- All,

Experience is the one perpetual best
seller--eyerybody is continually buy.
ing it.-Boston Transcript.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
The Reason.

She-Why do people have to keep
so quiet when they go tishIng7
He-Because to catch 'em one must
fish with bated breath.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

Gallows hill and Harmony hill are
the names Of two streets in Sligo, Ire.
land.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Health Rhvne.

A man should take example
From the clock, says Doctor Brown,
Which always ceases working
When II gets run down.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
AVIATOR AND PASSENGER
Killed Today at Dayton, Ohio, When
Plane Caught Fire.

Dayton, Ohio, August 14.--Lleuten.
ant Morarlty and Mr.. Stonebraker
burned to death today when their
aeroplane caught fire over the Wilbur
Wright field.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
WEATHER FORECAST

Fair tonight and Tuesday. No
change In temperature.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Theories and acts,

Theories are liable to smash Facts
are made to smash 'em with,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

A cluster of snakes recently found
In Dorsetshlre, England. contained 634
OF these reptiles,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

LOOKING FORWARD.
Mr., Pester-Runnlng a furnace Is
some Job. When finish this season
I'll never tend another FIRE as long
as live.
His Wlte-And afterward---7
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Froos Have Keen HEARING.

Frogs and toads are gifted with a
remarkably acute sense of hearing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
ALLIED PREM|ERS /,
END COME FERENCE
WITHOUT ACTION
Discussion of Reparations
Reaches No Conclusion
MORATORIUM ONLY HOPE
Reparations Committee Has
Postponed August Is Payment
of 50,O00,OOO Marks

London. August IA (By the Asso.
ciated Press The allied premiers
who have been discussing German
reparations question here since last
Monday adjourned todayis session
without reaching an agreement or
making arrangements for another
meeting
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

Beer was taxed more than 1000
years ago in Egypt,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
COMPLIMENTARY OR OTHER.
But He Got Il.

Her hatpln was protruding.
And 1t caught him in q Joint;
She said she meant It for Joke.
But he didn't zee the point.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

London. August II (l}y the ASA
ciated Press Small hope of 11th
hour adjustment Of the British and
French views OF German reparation
was held out at resumption today of
the conference of allied statesmen.
II Is believed the only accomplish
ment now in view of the deadlock be-
tween prime minister Lloyd Gec>>e
and Premier Poincare is an arrange.
ment OF brief moratorium.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14

Paris. August II (By the Associat-
ed Press) The reparatioms commits
sion today decided to postpone the
August Is payment of fifty million
gold marks by Germany until de-
cision was reached by allied premiers
now meeting in London.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-08-14
Windsors
Bennington

ss 8 10 81 6 2
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23

terseeticn Of the streets above
mentioned Il turned sharply to the
left Us II TO follow Jefferson
street but instead II continued
down Main on the left hand sida
until 1t reached the enhance Of
the Big Building where Il came
sedately 70 4 stop. Here It stood
for five minutes until a gentleman
came out and entered the car. It
then swung back to the right Side
Of the street through q string OF
traffic coming from the opposite
direction, and directly across the
path Of . car going the same dt-
rection as It was headed. causing
the driver thereof TO vigorously
apply his brakes to prevent a COL
lIsion. During all this the traffic
officer on duty sat in his booth
and calmly looked on. Several OH
lockers voiced the question:
what would happen to me II l
did that?" and answering this In
their own minds vainly tried from
q safety first" standpoint to es-
tablIsh q difference between tHis
act as committed by them and by
the driver OF the big limousine.
ONE OF THE oN-LooKERs.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23

ting up the do.funny at all. II tina
Board of Directors is willing to let
1t go up, man would be fish
not to put It up. 1t is fine bus!
ness corner"
Seems to me-" said the janitor,
"that you are always growing
about something or other"
You're darn clucking!" de-
clared the Maid. This is free
country and l have a right 10
speak my mind"
Presenting you have a mind"
interrupted the janitor.
This Is no time for frivolity,'
said the Maid.
II don't know what tina: is" sal!
the janitor, "but II It is anything
to drink don't like It."
Your sense Of conformity Ia
poorly developed and you know
nothing Of the theory Of relatively,
while your sense OF pulchritudity is
entirely void and yacuuminated,
else you would understand with
microscopic exactltude the peril.
nency of the matter upon which
have been forensicating you."
Thanks" SAID the janitor. 81
think Ill take slug Of city Wa.
ter"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23
THURSDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER %, 1922.
HOMES FOR FAnsMoNT.

Z IEtE housing problem in Fairmont has been as
acute as in other places and 1t still remains
q problem. Because Of this the public will be IN
steregted in the plans announced at the annual
meeting Of the Fairmoht Real Estate Board held
tuesday morning.
At this meeting the Building and Investment
COMPANY offered to build homes for people on a
payment plan that would operate similar to
renting payment, and the Sterling Heights Com
pany announced plans to build number of houses
next spring and summer that can be sold to the
man with modest income
Fairmont, like all other cities, needs home
owners, And Fairmont people, like other people
I'll over the country, greatly desire to own their
avn homes. Anything that the real estate men of
Fatrmont can do to provide families with homes
will be a community service that will work for
good all the way through.
the homes however, must be modest homes,
and the payments must be arranged SO that the
man with small income can meet them. The
man with a large income can build his own home
as elaborately as his means will permit, or as
dmply as hts taste indicates, but the man who
ehoulds have home is that average citizen who is
the backbone OF any community, and who must be
encouraged to raise the kind of boys and girls for
the future that any community must have If it is
% prosper.
Samihes 40 mot HouFlsn IN Ilat, also the man
Who is compelled to pay out fourth or more Of
every dollar he earns for rent is a man whom
middle LIE will find blue and discouraged and
not an asset.to his town. There is fine independ-
ense, stout courage In that man and his wife and
children who live beneath their own roof tree and
who step out on their own lawn be it ever SO
small Any individual or group of individuals
who put home within the reach of good Ameri-
San bread winner can put down white mark on
The daily record certain that the recording angel
viii duplicate 1t above. Fairmont needs more
homes. It means much to the community to Sc
ssrfe them.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23

Cd ssfely and oyonsly about the Ore side It helps
those who are thus blessed to doubiy enjoy such
blessings Il Thanksgiyi extend 70 those who are
left out In the cold trendiess, homeless, and IN.
Welcome. II IS afsorFy prospect for the adult 80
situated but for little helpless boys and girls II
is unbearab1e. gift to the Davis child's Shelter
the rescue of homeless child, and the West vir-
ginian believes there are numbers Of Fatrmonters
who will wish to give either money or other dona-
lions to this home Toys, good second hand cloth.
ing for children, gifts Of groceries and household
supplies are very welcome indeed. Send check
or other donation to the state superintendent, N.
o. Sewers, Washington Street, Charleston, W. va.
An Investment in good citizens for the future Is
paying investment and contributions may be ro-
gistered under this head.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23
Homemade, but HasMs
Equal for Coughs
Makes . family supply st really
dependable cough medicine, EasS
LIZ prepared, and Saves about -,

II you have a severe cough or chest
cold accompanied with soreness,
throat tickle, hoarsenes., or difficult
breathing, OF, u your child wakes ur
during the night with Group and you
want quick help, try this reliable old
homemade cough remedy. Any drug
gist can supply you with 2H ounces
OF Pinex. Pour this into . pint bottle
and Gil the bottle with plain granu.
lated sugar syrup. Or you can use
clarified molasses, honey, or corn
syrup, instead Of sugar syrup, IL
desired. This recipe makes a pint Of
really remarkable cough remedy. II
tastes good, and IN spite OF rs low
cost, It can be depended upon 10 give
quick and lasting relief.
You can feel this take hold Of a
cough in way that means business.
It loosens and raises the phlegm,
stops throat tickle and soothes and
heals the irTitAted membranes that
line the throat and bronchial tubes
with such promptness, ease and Ger.
tainty that It d really astonishing.
Pinex is a special and. highly con-
:entrated compound Of genuine Nor.
way pine extract, and Is probably the
best known means OF overcoming
severe coughs, throat and chest colds.
There arc many worthless imita.
tions Of this mixture. To avoid dis.
appointment, ask for a2i ounces Of
Pinex" with full directions and don't
accept anything else. Guaranteed 10
give absolute satisfaction or money
promptly refunded. The Pinex Co.
II, WRYne, Ind.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-11-23
INVEST IN CITIZENSHIP.

HERE is an institution in Charleston that has
& " had hand in giving to West Virginia one
thousand and eighty citizens who will be worth
while West VIrginians, If teaching and training
during the years Of childhood can make them So
This institution Is the Davis Child's shelter, q
dome for orphaned children, which was presented
70 the Children's Home Society of West Virginia,
~ Honorable H. G. Davis. who not only gave the
home to shelter homeless little ones, but contr-
ihuted during his lifetime one hundred dollars
monthly toward Its upkeep.
The Davis Child's Shelter receives, on an aver
age, six orphaned homeless children month. AS
fast aso one child is secured a permanent home with
persons giving acceptable references, another Is
admitted. Since 1896 this home has received and
placed in good homes one thousand and eighty
children. This institution is engaged in work OF
priceless value to the state and of untold benefit
70 the children who come to Its care from an
Environment Of sorrow, suffering, and neglect
The Davis Childs Shelter depends on the gifts
the people Of West Virginia for Its support. An
appeal Is now being made for, donations of cash
and supplies for the home, and 1t would be hard to
lind 81 more worthy place to give aid than this
home for West Virginias own children.
Thanksgiving Day is drawing near and on oc-
asiens Of this kind people realize that the great
cot blessing of all is home with family gather