The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-06-20

Know myself, says the prophet Know thy town, is good advice. Some know Babe Ruth's batting record bet ter than selves or town. Merchants who bring the wares of Ind to Bridge port doors, do this week a more un- common thing. They offer the wares of Bridgeport, which are rich, varied ingenious and the best of their kind
 
 A peek into store windows is like visit to enchanted land. It's a peek at city we live in. Some seek en- builds it's nest in the old home town.
 The entertainment of children is in toys Trains that go on tracks that circle past stations, and signals and all the things that make the railroad go, are in the windows.
 and vestments; in braids and fabrics: in upholstered town cars and the like. Enchanting are corsets made in en- chanted Bridgeport, better than else where. Such miracles of beauty, promoting marriage, comfort, and happy homes. Savage women wear no corsets and do not count for much
 Make round of the stores. See what Home Products Week affords. Realize what they do in the home town; what the home town means to the country. Any town in America is a good town to live in, but Bridge port is the best Entertainments are done here such as the old nlagicians were unable to do. If Merlin. chief encE1a nter in King Arthur's court, should come to Bridgeport, he could not get a job as an apprecentice boy.
 At sound of a talking machine Merlin would faint away, and if he saw music turned out by one of Jim ogden's record presses Merlin would resign his job to an experienced wiz ard. Wonderful town is Bridgeport, with wonderful opportunities.
 It Is said of a, Chicago millionaire that he bought the glands of an other man for s5ooI and had them transplanted into his own body, with purpose of recovering vanishing youth. Let's be grateful Those who are willing to take a chance are also benefactors. The gentleman may not get his youth back. but the attempt will be one more fact in the evidence by which others will be guided.
 It would ~be better to grow old gracefully; not turning back the hands on the clock. as they do in Congress sometimes, pretending that the day has stopped. Youth is gra- cious and beautiful. Age may be gracious and beautiful also. but not when it tries to kick up its heels like a boy.
 What fs the age of our millionaire? !? Rumor says 51. This is not so old. l How has youth been squandered, that it is so necessary now. Do not squander youth Be temperate in | things This is the true way to keep l young for a long time. The other ways are false.
 Dr. Serge voronoff makes old | glands new by robbing the Chimpan- zee. The costlier way. It costs more than $500 to catch a healthy and bring him to Paris The blood of the Chimpanzee cannot be told from the blood of man, Vor- onoff says. But Chicago doctor, de- scribed by Brisbane, claims to prove percentage of child by showing that it has the same kind of blood as the father, and blood that would not be the same if it came from the veins of a man rot the father. Sciences speak with numerous voices, not all of which speak truly.
 
 American Federation decides to keep up the bars against immigration. There are three millions of unemploy- ed and the number would increase if immigrants came in. Perhaps. is not matter of mill lions of people. It exists in a small country like Belgium, the same as in a large country. like the United States. rises from disorgan- Ization of industrial functions and cannot be immediately reInedied for lack of centralized industrial intalli- gence-
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