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The New York herald., 1922-06-05
IL.
From the Kansas

From the Kansas Cty star.
Sell your soul cheap to Satan in pinch,
But for the love of Mike don't swap
an old
Friend for a new; unless, indeed. you
get
The universe TO boot and truck enough
To fence Il twice around.
At that. you're apt
To rue the bargain.
Meet Nell and Bess and
Sarah and the rest. but don't forget the
Girl who thinks you're II, although
you're not,
And YOU know it. do YOU not? You
do not
THOMAS @. DEvINE.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

had his own ideas OF type and he bred
to perpetuate it. He died In 1919,
and his widow sold recently thirty
two head of Dairymaid's descendants
for almost $4,000. Her husband had
disposed of $4,000 worth of stock
during his lifetime. besides the prod
uce from the herd.
The fact that Dairymaid herself,
looking as fit as the proverbial fiddle
at the age OF IS. was included in the
lot sold, shows the rapid increase
possible in a herd and gives force to
the appeal that stock raising has for
those who will give 1t the benefit OF
close attention.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
The Coming Merchandise Fair

For three weeks in August there
will be displayed in the Grand Cen
trail Palace collection OF commodi.
ties OF great educational and COM
mercial Importance to American
manufacturers and merchants in all
parts Of the country.
The Grand Central Palace exhibit.
tion IS to be national in character as
we'll as in name. 1t is to be held under
the auspices of the National Dry Goods
Association, backed with cordial co.
operation by the National Association
of Garment Retailers. II Is con-
ceived on broad lines and should be
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
Europe's Newest Capital.

Cetinje, which passed as a capital
when Montenegro was absorbed by
Serbia, is to have a picturesque sue
cessor in Tirana, the new capital of
Albania. the neighboring Balkan
State on the south.
Following the armistice Tirana
was the Albanian headquarters Of the
American Red Cross and afterward
the seat of the provisional Govern
ment that administered Albanian af-
fairs. In fact, Tirana was so crowded
in those postwar days that it took
on a somewhat worn appearance.
Now that 1t is to be the head OF the
League of Nations administration Of
Albania it's hundred or more citizens
have gone to work to clean it up and
embellish it. They have scrubbed its
arcade. swept and paved its street
and whitewashed the six or seven
slender minarets rising above its
mosques And to be in keeping with
every other European capital they
have converted house into the indis-
pensable International Hotel.
Tirana was EssAp Pasha's home and
the seat of mis- family. the Joptana.
The only modern road in Albania
| is the one he built between Tirana
and Durazzo. EssAD was especially
proud of it, When he was an officer
in the Turkish army he found it
necessary, in accordance with the
Albanian feud laws, to avenge the
death of his brother by killing two
or three members Of the Sultan's
palace clique in Constantinople. He
returned to Tirana and old ABDUL
HAND sent delegation of police
officers to invite him forcibly to visit
! Stamboul. EssAD met them at his
gate. "a beautiful road you have" "
remarked one of them. "You shall
try it again. Mount and ride for
your lives; if I find you in Albania
in an hour I'll have you all killed"
They stopped only when aboard the
Turkish boat in the harbor Of Du-
razzo. After EssAD surrendered Scu-
tari to Montenegro he marched to
Tirana, flung out his red and black
banner and defied all Europe. No
body took the trouble to accept the
challenge.
Tirana lies about eighteen miles
east of Durazzo and is pleasantly
situated in the foothills of the AL
banian mountains. Durazzo, the for
mer capital, was passed over because
of the battering it received lin the
war and because of it's vulnerability
in case of an enemy attack. Avlona,
further south on the coast, was not
availa bic on account of its unhealth-
ful location. Elbassan, the most
beautiful of Albanian towns, lies too
far inland to serve under the present
traffic conditions as capital. Trav-
elers who go out of the beaten paths
will find this new capital worth see
ing, for it still retains the flavor of
feudal times. On the Via Egnati, the
ancient Roman road which passed
through it on it's way from the Adri-
attic coast to Constantinople, they
can easily imagine they still see the
ruts made by the passing chariots
of CFsAR's legions.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
Work Started on Simplifying Laws
American Academy of Jurisprudence Aims at Restate
ment of Federal and State Statutes

han Eddin, son of former Sultan Abdul
Hamid. The school will house 1900
Armenian orphan children from Anatolia
who were deported by The Turks. The
trades to be taught will include tailor
ing. shoemaking. carpentry and farm
ing for boys. Sewing and domestic
sciences will be taught the girls.
The estate. one of the fipest in Con-
stantinople. has a frontage of a quar-
ter Of a mile on. the Bosporus, includ-
ing ten acres of rose gardens. The di-
rectress of the school will be Miss Emma
Cushman of New York, who has spent
fifteen years in educational work here.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
HARDING ENDORSES
STATE COLLEGE AIM
He Sends a Letter to Pennsyl-
Dania Institution.

STATE COLLEGE. Pa, June 4.-Presi-
dent Harding, in a letter given out here
to day by John NJ. Thomas. president
pressed surprise at the necessity OF
turning away 1000 students year
from that institution because OF the lack
Of adequate facilities. The letter fol
lows:
my DEAR PRESIDENT THOMAS:
"The land grant colleges founded by
act OF Congress. signed by President
Lincoln, and substantially assisted by
annual grants of the Federal Govern
ment have become an important element
In the public education of the nation.
my attention has been called to your
endeavor to develop the Pennsylvania
State College. the land grant college of
the keystone State. into State uni
versity worthy of that great Common
wealth.
"This has been done already in twen-
ty-six other States, including my own
state of Ohio. No State which has es-
tablished State university as part OF
its system of public schools would think
Of abandoning it.
IT wish you all success In your un-
dertaking to persuade the people OF
Pennsylvania to follow the example OF
every State west of them and to pro-
vide free institution of higher learn
irg ample to meet the needs Of the Com
monwealth.
II have learned with surprise that 1t
Is necessary for one of our national col
leges to refuse a thousand qualified stu
dents each year because of lack of facili-
ties, and trust that your efforts to
remedy this situation both by private
- y1He.n HI.if
success.
"Very truly yours,
y WARREN G. HARDING"
The plan for further development OF
the institution conteinplates the raising
of a. fund OF s2,000.o00 for the erection
of health and welfare buildings on the
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

In Rochester, New York, when the
police seized half a hundred game
cocks, the birds were distributed
among the city's poor for food. This
is more sensible and more humane
gamecocks by the police of Massa-
chusetts town. who turned the fight
ers loose to kill each other. Conserva-
ton OF seized property should not be
above the dignity of the police.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

us who do not like 1t is charge too
silly for words, though your correspon-
dent 80. w" seems to harbor some
such suspicion. In fact. I'D. W.'s" let
ter Of protest seems to furnish good
illustration of the old saying that 1T
takes all kinds TO make the world and
everybody got in" ID. ID. 5.
JERSEY CITY, june s.
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Applause in Theaters.
One Student Gives Credit for II
Exclusively to the Author.

To THE NEW York HERALD: The
real cause Of applause in the theater is
the author.
Applause is generated by brilliant
dialogue or effective dramatic and COM
edy situations. These are not evolved
by the actor. lie Is the human instru-
ment from which emanate dialogue and
action registered by memorization.
New York, June 3. 1. B.
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The Associated Press is exclusively entitled
10 the use for republication Of all news dis
matches credited to II or not otherwise
credited In this paper, and also the local
news published herein.
All rights OF republication OF special dis
patches herein are also reserved.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
u. S. INDUSTRIAL SCHOOL
ON BOSPORUS OPENED
1900 Armenian Orphans
Aided by Near East Relief.

= CoNsrANrINoPLE, June 4.-The largest
Industrial training school In the Near
East was opened to-day by the Near
East Relief on the estate of Prince Bur-
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
The Difficulty.

From the Columbia Missourian.
They say man should be content with his
lot, bu. so few Of us have lot.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
Eligibility Rules Of the d. A. r.

To THE NEW York HERALD: I am
not familiar with the requirements fol-
membership tn the Daughters. OF the
Revolution. but as a vice-regent of the
Staten Island Chapter. Daughters of the
American Revolution. ] quote from the
bylaws OF our own national organiza-
ton as to eligibility for membership to
the Daughters Of the American Revolu-
ton:
Any woman may be eligible for mem
bership who is the age of eghtsan years
and WHO Is lineally descendsl from a
man or. woman who, with unfA1ing 10y
atty. rendered material service to the
cause of Independence. Official proof of
service must be furnished with appllca-
tion: also reference to authorities quoted
to show line of descent. Statements based
on tradition alone cannot be considered.
KATE HEAL JARVIS,
viec-Regent Staten Island Chapter
Daughters OF American Revolution
STATEN ISLAND, June 3.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

Virginia has dedicated a monument
to PocAHoNTAs. thus honoring one
OF Americas pioneer exponents of
woman's rights
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

Several other friends have sent let
ters similar to this. and THE New
York HERALD thanks all Of them for
their assistance.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05

Highest temperature, 81. at ; p.
Lowest temperature. O.. at Z A.
Average temperature, 72.
The New York herald., 1922-06-05
LOCAL wEArHER RECORDS,

The temperaturc IN this city yester
as recorded by the Official Thermometer
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
Somerset Squibs

Mrs. Zana Coffee was Paonia Wis
itor Tuesday.
Pete Nelson left Monday for Den
yer for short visit.
Mrs Estella Bauer was Hotchkiss
visitor Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. William Neesham was on the
sick list several days this week.
The children have been having a
great deal of fun sleighriding all
during this week.
Mrs. Ell Schmidt spent Tuesday in
Paonia at the home of her mother,
Mrs. Quackenbush.
Mrs. Anna Clark left Los Angeles
Saturday for Somerset. She will join
Mr.. Clark and daughter here.
Thelma Doughty of Hotchkiss.
spent the week lend here visiting her
mother, Mrs. William Neesham.
The children in Mrs. Bass room
gave very good Christmas program
Monday evening. A large crowd was
present.
Mrs. Lulu Balch of Hotchkiss, spent
Tuesday at the boarding house dis
playing a nice array of dresses, hats,
and toys.
A dance was given at the school
house Saturday by the EIks. Refresh
ments were served and everybody
says they had fine time.
Mrs. Margaret Beddoes and daugh-
ter Sal, went to Hotchkiss Thursday
/ to have some dental work done. They
returned home Sunday evening.
Miss Annie Turscanski, who teaches
near Crawford, came in Friday eve-
ming to spend the weekend at home.
She returned to her school Monday
morning.
Mrs. ]. r. Leeming and daughter
Mildred, Mrs. E. T. Ralph and sons,
Mrs. Jess Gaddis and daughter Sadie,
Mrs. Evan Thomas and sons, Mrs. j.
E Mcconnell and daughters Margaret
and Dorothy, Mrs. Will johnson and
daughter Mildred, Mrs. Arthur Boult-
bee and daughters Martha, Christa-
bell and Eveline, Mrs. John Mlakar
and daughter Mary, Mr.. and Mrs. D,
b. Walker and children, Olive and
Bennie, Miss Stella Conn, Mrs. Vesper
Bass, and Thelma and Isabella Nee
sham went to Paonia Saturday and
had to remain over Sunday on &C.
count of the train being about thirty
hours late.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
FORFEITURE NOTICE

Gunnison, Colorado, Nov. 2S, 1922
To Lillian Cisco Mann and H. o. Grid
ner and A. S. Girdner, heirs of w.
l.. Girdner, Deceased, and all other
heirs, if any there be, of said w. l..
Girdner, Deceased:
You are hereby notified that l have
expended during the year ending on
the 30th day of June, 1922, the sum
of one hundred dollars in labor and
improvements upon the Colorado Ko-
dak Placer, in Rock Creek Mining
District, in the County of Gunnison
and State of Colorado, the location
certificate of which is found of rec
ord in Book 16O at page 347 in the
Office of the Clerk and Recorder of
said County. in order to hold the said
claim under the provisions of section
1924 of the Revised Statutes of the
United States, and the amendment
thereto approved January %, 1880.
concerning annual labor upon mining
claims, being the amount required to
hold said placer for the period end
ing on the S0th day of June. 1922.
And If within ninety days from
personal service of this notice, or
within ninety days after publication
theerof, you fail or refuse to contrib
ute your proportion of such expendi-
ture as co-owners, which amounts to
thirty-three and one-third dollars for
the interest of said Lillian Cisco
Mann and like amount for the i'm
terest of said w. l.. Girdner. deceased,
said interests in the placer aforesaid
will become the property Of the SUBJ
scriber, your co-owner, who has made
the required expenditure, by the
terms of said section.
BENJAMIN R. MCGUIRE.
First pub. Nov. 80, 1922.
Last pub. March L, 1923.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
Got There Just the Same

American troops in France received
a more careful and prolonged train
ing than could possibly be given most
of the regiments hurriedly raised
during the Civil War. General Perish
ing tells the story of volunteer bat
talon of rough backwoodsmen that
once Joined General Grant. He ad-
mired their fine physique, but ques-
toned the capacity of their uncouth
commander to handle troops prompt
ry and efficiently in the field, SO he
said:
Colonel, l want to see your men at
work; call them to attention, and or
der them to march with shoulderec
arm in close column to the left
flank" -
Without moments hesitation the
colonenh yelled to his fellow ruffians
Boys, look wild thar! Make ready
to thicken and go left endways! Tote
yer guns! Git!"
The maneuver proved a brilliant
success and the self-elected colonel
was forthwith officially commissioned
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
20 YEARS AGO
Called Frsn me Hnss q ~
~ R1tkln Miner. 4a's

w. H. Knode came up from Cum
nison on business. '1a inf
A Christmas tree for the kiddies
was being planned to be in the Col
bins hall.
Editor Nance and family left to
spend the holidays in Denver and 9TH
er eastern points.
Paonia Gazette: Al Plewis has
purchased the Parsonage Property
from J. A. Rovaart for $1,000 and will
move to town.
Miss Matte Smith and Sim La
Plant won the cake for putting on
the best cake walk at a social dance
held on Saturday night.
U. S. attorneys were on the war
path against alleged invaders Of for
est reserves. They were advising all
to Skinny on your own side" to cut
timber.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
FORFEITURE NOTICE
TO JOHN MCCORMICK AND O. E.
MANN, Trustee:

~ JOhN M MCORMiCk AND u. h.
MANN, Trustee:
You are hereby notified that | have
expended during the year 1921, One
Hundred dollars in labor and i'm
provement on each of the Falls lode
mining claim and the Emma l.. lode
mining claim. situated in the Tin Cup
Mining District. Cnunty of Gunnison,
and State of Colorado, the location
certificates of said claims are record
ed in the Office of the County Clerk
and Recorder of said Gunnison Coun-
ty, in order to hold said claims un-
der the provisions of Section 1924 of
the Revised Statutes of the United
States. and the amended thereto ap-
proved January %, 1880, together
resolutions, provisions affecting OF
modifying said Section 1924, relating
to, and concerning, annual labor upon
mining claims, being the amount re.
quired to hold said several lode
claims for the said year 1921.
And If within ninety days from the
personal service of this notice, OF
within ninety days after the publica-
tion thereof, you fail or refuse to con-
tribute your proportions, respectively
of such expenditure as co-owners
which amounts are as follows: to-wit,
on the Falls lode. John Mccormick
S16.66 and o. E. Mann, Trustee. s33 80;
on the Emma L. Lode o. E. Mann
Trustee, $4,000. your interests in said
claims will become the property OF
the subscriber, your co-owner. who
has made the required expenditure
according to the said Section.
CHARLES F. VAIL.
First pub. Oct. 26, 1922.
Last pub. Jan. 25, 1923.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

A man from New England just ar
rived in Western city, went into a
small office and asked If he could
wire direct from there, and how long
it would take? The girl assistant cut
him short with: II am not here to
answer silly questions" She looked
foolish, however, when she found her
self compelled to wire the following;
Arrived safe. Girls here ugly and
bad-tempered."
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
PITKIN ITEMS

tro Birch drove the mail wagon a
few days this week.
Gene and Riley RonDurant are ex-
pected home Monday for the Christ
mas holidays.
VIM. Since spent few days at the
county seat this week, going down on
tie train Monday.
Mrs. A. L. Pearson and boys, Dean
and Boyd, returned Monday from sew
eral days visit in Gunnison
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Rogers are
expected home Monday from Salida,
where Mrs. Rogers recently under
went an operation.
Roy Whitehorn came down Friday
evening from the Maid of Athens
mine and will spend the holiday sea-
son with his family.
Frank Wallace, Glen McCready,
Mildred Pearson and Grace McCready
came home Monday to spend the hol-
iday season with their parents.
Mrs. Scott Dickinson left Monday
for Gunnison where she will spend
the balance of the winter. She will
be domiciled at La Veta Hotel.
E. B. Kremling returned to Sargent
Wednesday, after having spent q
number Of days here taking invoice
for the Pitkin Trading company.
J. L. Tricikle and children returned
Wednesday from Gunnison where
Jesse has been the past two weeks
doing special work, in the Forest
Office. sa Sa 44ifs ~
B. F. Kanoble. w. H. Corum, A. P,
Nelson. and Bert Rogers were among
those who went to Gunnison Monday
on business and to do their Xmas
shopping.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Quintana came up
from Gunnison Wednesday. They
have been there for some weeks and
now contemplate going to lola where
Mr.. @ will be employed this winter
-
We are in receipt of card from
Ned Williams, mailed December 10
at Douglas, Arizona. They are having
fair roads, but have had to make
many long detours on account of bad
places on the highway. They are
probably by this time in sunny Cal.
ifornia.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
Back fin the U. s. A.

Mr., and Mrs. R, T. Hefftner re-
ceived wire first of the week from
their daughter, Mrs. Hulda Bettens,
announcing the arrival of the Bet
tens family in San Francisco. Mr..
Bettens was ordered to the States and
will probably be located at San Fran
cisco.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
GunnisOn and Pitkin
Items Culled From Gunnison Empire and Pitkin Miner


Hon. C. NJ Cowan returned from
New Jersey Thursday morning where
he went to see his mother who was
fatally ILL., She passed away before
his arrival, we are sorry 70 say. She
had long suffered from Bright's dis
ease.
Shorty Bashaw went to Pitkin the
last of the week to act as cook ,nd
nurse maid to the little fsh at the
hatchery while Superin eident Ger
um aud lady came down 10 Christmas
with Guhnison relatives and friends
Father Korb, who has been here for
few weeks looking after the affairs
Of the Catholic church, left Thursday
to attend family reunion at Hamil-
ton, Ohio. Father Vincent arrived to
take charge temporarily
The engine which operates the
pumps for the railroad company was
burned out the other day and the en-
gines are now using city water.
Marshal Andrews pulled o. j. Burns
for selling liquor this week and on
trial he was fined $500 and sent to
iaii for 80 days.
The Knights of Columbus will hold
meeting next Wednesday evening.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
A NUTTY BARGAIN

Rufus-"I see where Samboo done
married that widow, 'Lizabeth. She
has two children already"
Rastus-"Yeh Pretty good bargain,
eh?"
Rufus-'Howdy mean, cheap?"
Rastus-"Wen, by marryin' the
widow, he got a secondhand Lizzie
and two runabouts. ."-Exchange.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

II you favor government ownership
Of the railroads write M. c. Chandler
Az Colombo Building. Warrington.
ID. C.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

We can quote you some very attrse-
tive prices on job work now. Call o.
phone.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
QUICK SERVICE CoMpANYK

FILLING Station, Cor. Tomichi 4 Iowa
GAS, OILS, GROCERIES and APPLES
Winesaps, fancy per box ------$1.75
Winesaps, extra fancy per box : 200
Dandy Yuletide Candles See Them
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

Old P.psrs-For Sale at this Office.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21
Brewers Selling AppIes

+ Nice Jonathans, tsble sorted, no rot
nor worms, $1.60 full bushel box,
delivered by prepaid parcel post.
Cash with order. References, Banks
or Postmaster.
C. M. BREWER & SON,
Paonia, Colo.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

Mrs. A. L. Pearson and boys, Dear
and Boyd, returned Monday from sew
eral days visit in Gunnison.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

VIM. Since spent few days at the
-ounty seat this week, going down on
tie train Monday.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

The Knights of Columbus will hold
a meeting next Wednesday evening.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Rogers are
expected home Monday from Salida,
where Mrs. Rogers recently under
went an operation.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

tro Birch drove the mail wagon a
few days this week.
Gene and Riley BonDurant are ex-
pected home Monday for the Christ
mas holidays.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-21

Roy Whitehorn came down Friday
evening from the Maid of Athens
mine and will spend the holiday sea-
son with his family.