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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

through Birmingham, headed for
this city.
Nashville, Tenn. Nov. II, a. m.
j. Raglan Patehmore stopped here
this morning for his Nov. dinner
and TO verify the dampness of the
recent election returns. He showed
some signs of fatigue, but after a
rest of ten minutes he resumed his
journey northward, considerably re-
freshed. He expressed himself as
confident he would soon make up
tcopyrish,: 1922: By Tns Chicago Tribune ]
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

THEY CoUi4DNT ovHRTAKE HIN.
Jacksonville, Fla, Nov. l0.--Mr.
J. Raglan Pstehmore passed through
here at dawn. stopping only long
enough to let his speedometer cool
of. A group of local newspaper
men, on a special train, vent out to
get an interview, but was unable TO
overtake him. The engineer OF No.
6, southbound, states he had barely
time TO get his train on siding to
avoid a headon collision with the
repatriated Patehmore, who was
travelling with muffier wide open
and hitting on all six cylinders.
Birmingham, Ala, Nov. io.--Mr.
J. Raglan Patehmore passed through
here this evening, northbound. He
did not stop. The ties were still
warm half an hour after he passed.
Chattanooga, Tenn. Nov. 10, Mid
night. - (By Radio Brosdcast.) -
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
A STENOGRAPHER'S ROMANCE
by Jane Phelps.

Cora had persuaded Nellie TO put
Off their party until tho curtains
we're up, but now she told her she
might have II any time she chose So
Nellie invited Hilda, Lottie, and two
ether young men, beside william
and the young fellow who occasion
ally came to see Gladys, or take her
out.
I'VE lack one man to make us an
oven number" Gladys remarked.
That's because haven't any
beau, and It's all right One must be
the waitress, and who knows better
than little Nellie how to wait on
folks? had experience enough at
the Corners"
Everyone invited came. The little
living room was gay with a few
bright flowers the refreshments In
the Kitchen. Nellie's "lace cookies"
as she called them, made OF oat-
meal. deliciously brown and crisp,
the coffee ready to set on the fire
when the time came. and some
candy Gladys had added at the last
moment.
Say. girls, isn't It scrumphous? !
don't believe Miss Dorothy could
made no remark. Cora had warned
her. Nellie never had been in a
really nice home. She had not the
slightest idea of the way wealthy
people lived. Mrs. Carter's board =
ing house; an errand to the back
door of someone in the Corners had
been her life. Since coming to New
York she had been nowhere, save in
the rooming houses. No wonder the
dainty little room filled her starved
soul with satisfaction.
The guests arrived almost stimuli
taneously. william was anxious 20
help but Nellie insisted II was her
job, that no one was TO dp anything
but have a good time. Which they
proceeded TO do after the fashion of
happy young people. They played
games, they talked and chatted, un-
I'll Dugan came up TO see II he was
wanted; his curiosity, his devotion
70 Nellie, who invariably used her
brogue when talking with him, max
ing him long 10 help.
The refreshments were voted de-
llcious, they ate and drank all that
mad been provided. Then at IL
o'clock they went home. voting II
one OF the pleasantest evenings they
ever spent.
Gee, hut wasn't II grand?" Nellie
said as they started to clear away.
II was my debut, girls. never was
10 a party before"
| Tomorrow--An Accident That De-
cided Cora.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Just Folks
Copyright, l922, by Edgar A. Guest.
GOOD ENOUGH

My son, beware OF good enough"
II Isn't made OF sterling stuff;
It's something any man can do,
IL marks the many from the few,
IL has no m9rlt to the eye,
It's something any man can buy,
Its name Is but "a sham and bluff,
For It Is never good enough
with good enough the shirkers stop
In every factory aud shop,
Win good enough" the failures rest
And lose to mon who give their best.
with good enough" the car breaks down
And men fall short of high renown;
My son, remember and be wlse
In good enough disaster lies.
With good enough" have ships been wrecked,
Tho forward march OF armies checked
Great buildings burned and fortunes lost,
Nor can the world compute the cost
IN life ana money IL has paid
heeaUse at good enough" men stayed.
Who stops at good enough" shall find
Success has left him far behind.
There is no good enough" that's short
OF what YOU can do and you ought;
Ihe Flaw which may escape the eye
Ana temporarily get by.
snail weaken underneath the strain
Ana wreck the ship or car or train,
For this Is true of Qen and stuff
| only tho best Is good enough"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17


ion returns from New Jersey and
Illinois and Immediately whirled
around, upsetting a guardia civil
in his haste. and made off at full
speed for the docks. He Is be-
lieved to have secured passage for
Key West. No effort was made by
public spirited citizens to detain
him.
Key West, Fla, Nov. "a party
answering 10 the description of ].
Raglan Patehmore arrived here
today on the tank steamer Fair
Weather. engaged in relief work,
and at once left for the north, en-.
veloped in a cloud of dust. He
was travel stained from his long
residence in Cuba, but ,yas easily
recognizable when the wind was in
the wrong direction.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
HE PAUSED no LAY A WREATH.

Lexington, Ky, Nov. II, s a m
Mr.. Pstehmore passed through here
this morning, pausing long enough
to place a wreath on a former dis
tiilery. He was going strong In oil
senses Of the word.
Cincinnati, o., Nov. II, 1886 a. m.
MIR. J. Raglan patehmore just ar
rived here. He made preparations
for resuming his journey at 7;4o,
bu, upon seeing a sign, Nearest
Beer" he decided 10 delay his de
parture.
Cincinnati, o., Nov II, 7:42 a. m.
Mr.. ratehmore has Just issued an
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Rcclassify Registration Rolls

Special TO The World.
NOWATA, Nov. 16.--The county
clerk Is making O new register oc
the voters In Nowata county and
states that the new book will con-
tain over five thousand names The
old record was so ciogged with tho
names OF persons registered in three
or four precincts as we'll as thosa
who had moved away or died, that
they were almost without value.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

Something flashed
through here at
il:5S and is be-
lieved to be none
other than J.
Raglan Patch
more, a wireless
message coming
in soon after an
nouncing that lie
hat ust ~aeysJ
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

passed them twenty miles up the
line at sos p. m. One Of them mar
rowly escaped being run over. A
later report, not confirmed, states
that he passed through Palm Beach,
stopping only long enough 70 read
the sign on the station.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Oklahoma Outbursts
~ oTis LoR1ON

Profanity les tho mos. effective gesture some
people use.
our position simply ls that the beauty par
lors have spolicd about as many good cooks Us
the bridge parties
one reason why we never made reputation
as q kl4sor is because We always diskcd having
our lips smcared up.
A Tulsa lady says n her number docs not
draw a car az The Shrucr circus she win know
that the whole scheme is crooked.
The Dallas Nows thinks ono troiblc ia this
country is mat thcro are too many men trying
TO make history who do not know how.
Another Tulsa lady admits that the rnaddeet
moment In her life was when sho learned that
her husband had become a day laborer
About ihc only way YOU can tell when your
when she pays 1850 TO have your old suit
patched up.
Since the word has gone out that Tulsn Is
crude and sadly lecking In artistic sense, per-
hnps we won't bo bothered with 80 many Of
these lcmperameutal artists this winter.
Most everybody has reason for his move
m"nts, and about tho only excuse have for
being In oklahoma IL that the senator I'm the
old stats took notion we wouldn't make a
good postmaster.
This colyumist ala not know he had an
enemy In the world until somebody began to
shoot auto salcsmen this way. II the gentle
men would only look up our financial status
they would realize that this somebody ls trying
to put somethlng over on them.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

HF TNNNFU W. tbTOuQh hard az
DAYS, Nio"e"
HISS .. m. He did not stop for
refreshments or anything, A Gin
einnati policeman passed through
here at II Sc p. m, travelling in the
same direction, but there is small
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

iged In q large
rigation W or X
ere during the
totraeted dry
peil In the States,
eft here today.
ie was observed
IN the eotner.of
, bispo and
O'Reilly streets
eadiuo the siee.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Miner Killed In Fall.

by International News Service.
FORT WORTH, Texas, Nov. l6.-
Harry =. Connor, coal miner, was
killed this morning when crushed by
the cage in the shaft OF mine No. 2,
Bridgeport Mining company.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

D ffieisl c o M
munique stating
that he will tarry
in Ciney a couple
of days.
indianapolis,
In d., N o Y. -,
Midnight Mr.. ].
Raglan Pate h
m ore passe d
-
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likelihood that he
will overtake Mr..
Patehmore. A I
the speed Mr..
Patchmore W a s
travelling IL is
d o Ii btful IL he
will be able to
slow down quick
sas.r!. Z. ...;h
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

running past Chi NO sToPovER.
eago. Citizens of this city and all
the towns through which Mr.. Patch
more passed are congratulating him
upon the speed with which ho
passed through their respective
cities.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
As Oklahoma
Editors See III

It's n cinch that the cutters in a
TAILOR shop never work on the price
list, declares the Duncan Banner.
That French actress who plans TO
dazzle America by wearing 100000
worth of gems in her hat won't
make half the hit that mother does
when she hauls n dozen gems out
OF the oven, says the Lawton News.
In the announcement that prunes
are TO go up, the Bartlesville Exam
lner sees this side: Heaven helped
the boarder."
Many a man thinks himself n
philosopher just because he remains
cheerful in spite OF aches and pains
suffered by his wife, says the Okla
homan.
About the tonly thing that is not
overdone Is honesty, says the Bar
tlesville Enterprise.
II looks as though many de-
cided blonde had Just decided re-
Gently, suggests the Enid Eagle.
According to the Ponca Cits News
the annual shortage OF plumbers
has been announced.
The Haskell News explained in n
recent issue how to play "A new
game, named Editors Delight. The
instructions say; t''Ta piece of
ordinary writing paper fold Il care
fully and inclose check for a years
subscription in advances Keep your
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
NIhIl |
Hg PASSED. THROUGH.

Hg PASSED THROUGH.
Miami, Fla. Nov. 9H--Mr. J.
Raglan Patchmore passed through
here this evening without slowing
down. Trackmen on the Florida
and East Coast report that he
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

Commenting on the results'o the
state election, Senator Luther Har-
rison, editor OF the Holdenville
Democrat makes the observation
that at is the irony of fate that
democracy owes much for its great
est victory to such staunch repub-
lican, papers as the Tulsa World and
the Okmulgee Times" THE sena-
tor might have added that one of
these papers. II not both, found their
task made much more pleasant by
seconding the views of the senator
on the matters of principle in
volved in the election" said the
Qkmulgee Times.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

Senator Reed OF Missouri, performed gem
une service IN publicly castigstIng those who
seek to inaugurate prescription in this country.
Certainly such men do not understand the
genius OF American institutions.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

II seems like no president in all
history ever surrounded himself with
as many fellers that turned out L
be great after they died as Wilson
did. Joe IGrk wus half shot white
walhin' Ihro' tn woods tday, bein
mistaken fer skunk
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

eye on the editor; IL broad smile
adorns his face. the trick has
worked like charm" The News
adds. Now is a good time to play
the Joke"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Bible Thoughts for TOdoB
NnNnmlnr II

SONS or GOD For aa many na are led
by The Spirit OF God, they are the sons of God.
--Romnns S.ti.
what dld Joeus Fny In regard 10 worthwhile
Investments aud safe banking Matt 6;i0-2l.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17
Try shcrmnn's Definition on war

A nervous breakdown" often means insan.
NY but when Russian sovietst, already in
sane has a nervous breakdown" what Is hi,
condition ?--Loalsvile Courier-Journal.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

It's n cinch that the cutters in a
tallor shop never work on the price
IIst' declares the Duncan Banner.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

one reason why we never made reputation
as n kl4sor is because we always diskcd having
our lips smcured up.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

Profanity les tho most effective gesture some
ppoUln uHt.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

our position simply ls hat tho beauty par
iots have spolicd about as many good cooks as
the bridge parties
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

a Tulsa lady says N her number does not
draw a car at the Shriuor circus she VIII know
that the whole scheme is crooked.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

the ten minutes lost here. A police
man tried TO interview him, but was
handicapped by a lame leg.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

The Dallas news thinks ono trohbc ia this
country ls that thcro Hre too many men trying
" mako hIsipry who DO not know how.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

According to the Ponca Cits News
the annual shortage OF plumbers
has been announced.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

In the announcement that prunes
are 10 90 up, the Bartlesville Exam
iner sees this side! Heaven helped
the boarder."
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

Another Tulsa lady admits that the rnaddeet
moment In her life was when sho learned thal
her husband had become day labOrer.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-17

About the tonly thing that is not
oVerdone Is honesty, says the Bar
tlesville Enterprise.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
Bishop KilgO Dies
After Long Illness

Charlotte, n. c.. Aug. 11.-Bishocp
John c. Kilgo, of the Methodist Epis-
copal Church, South, died at his home
here early this morning after long
illness. ., soc,
Bishop Kilgo was born July p, 1861,
at Laurens, S. C. He won the degree
of Master of Arts at Wofford College
from which he graduated in 1872. he
was ordained a minister Of the Gospei
in 1882. ~,
From 1894 until 1910 Bishop Kilgo
was president of the Trinity College
After giving up the active presidency,
he was made president emeritus until
1917, when he was forced to resign
because of other duties.
He was elected a bishop IN May
1918.
Bishop Kilgo was a familiar figure
at Methodist conferences for years, In
1901 he went as delegate to Metho-
dist conference in London.
Bishop Kilgo was a member OF the
board of trustees of Emory Unlver.-
sity and was three times elected a dl-
rector of the Southern Railway.
The honorary degree of Doctor OF
Divinity was conferred on the late
bishop by Wof'ord College and Ran
dolph and Macon, and he received the
doctor of laws degree from Tulane
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
Game Tomorrow

The Third Cavalry baseball team OF
PIT. Myer, Va, will journey TO Alex
|andria Saturday afternoon, August
18th, and play the Alexandria Torpedo
IStation baseball team on the Cardinal
baseball field at the head OF Alng
Street. Last year the Fl. Myer team
Relocated the local boys two games one
Tat FIT. Myer by the score OF z to D. ana
1.-The second one at Alexandria by the
score of 9 to 7. Although the team
\ that is going to play the local boys
Saturday is not the same team, as
There has been two or three different
<Cavalrv outfits stationed at tt. Myer
since last baseball season, the local
bows are determined TO take both
tgames this year, if the Third Cavalry
team can be beaten. The second game
with the TT. Myer boys will be played
lin Alexandria Saturday, august ZoIn
ppn Cardinal baseball field.
The station team also have two
1games scheduled with the Naval Hos
initial baseball team of Washington, ID.
Nc. 10 be played on Cardinal baseball
3feid Saturdays, September 9th and
N23rd.
These games mentioned above will
tstart promptly at o'clock. Manager
S'AP' MORN, of the local boys, wants
4aI of his men on the field not later
&han 2:l5 p. M, so as to have plenty
&of time to practice. The following
Il me-up is likely to be used against the
Visitors:
i Marine Lad" Mitchell will do the
*twirling, while "Happ Jack" Tuliock
Hwlll do the receiving. "Al" MORN,
manager, will perform at short, while
his side partner, Walter Disbrow, VIII
4play second. Dewey Walters, who re-
6ceived his fame at Belleau Woods, Will
Xplay third, and is expected to PICK up
MI the lost ones that the Third cav
airy will put down the line. Marine
|&Boy" Conroy will hold down the mi
&ial sack. The outfeld will be COM
*Dosed of "Wop" Anderson, letI;
4 Beau" Hodges, center, with "Ad-
Hmiral" Sims in right.
n With the above lineup N good work
hing order the Third Cavalry boys VIII
need more than horses to catch the 10
H.al boys going round the bases. The
Following players will be held IN re-
Nserve: Andy Kane, Sanford, Lud-
bow, Wood and Smoot.
4 Everybody is invited out to see the
Ngame Saturday. 1t costs to bring
Eeams to Alexandria, so come out IL
, you want Saturday baseball, and sup
Mort the local boys in their attempt TO
Eamuse the baseball fans on Saturday
IA fternoOns.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
Clew to Maryland Murder

The Meadows, Nd, Aug. IL
4 crowd of automobile joy-riders,
Laughing and cursing, dumped the
mufilated body of an aged man out
Of their machine and hid it in a
clump of bushes on a lonely road
near here, according to the theory
police murder experts are working
This is the lone clew in the find
ing of the unidentified body, a cot
ton cord pressed tight about the
neck and the arteries of both wrists
severed. -
Bittenbender who declared she heard
an automobile late at night pass her
house and stop near the spot where
the body was discovered. She said
She heard cries but they were
drowned in laughter and curslng.
She thought it was merely party
of ioy riders and paid no more at
tention to the incident.
Police believe the body was
brought out here from Washington
and are searching the city in an Ell
fort to find the murder car.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
Bomb Explosion
Ry United Press.)

San Bernandino, CAL, Aug. II -,
Twenty three bombs were exploded
in the yards of the Santa re Kali
way here tod ay.. 1911
Deputy United States Marshal A.
G.. Alverson was injured while rush
ing a supposed dud to chemist
when it exploded. CT
Property of the Southern Call
fornia Edison Company was dam.
aged when struck by a fragment OF
The point from which the bombs
were hurled was a mystery, as 5ng
wards were completely surrounded
after the first bombs exploded
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
WHEN MEN MOVED UPON
LAKES

IN THE YEAR 1854 it didn't rain
for long time III Switzerland. This
caused the lakes to dry IN around
'' People living in bay of the Lake
Of Zurich decided to take advantage
0f The low water and enlarge their
gardens They dredged the bay, but
70 their surprise they struck
AGAINST posts which had been driven
in the bottoms OF the lake; .
Who had put these posts there?
That was the question;
Scientists were asked to find out.
They discovered that in the mud
around these posts were stone tools.
Other lakes were dredged. In
their bottoms, also, posts were DIS
covered. Remains of Stone Age
neople were found in lakes Of Eng
land Germany and Italy, but Swift
zerland proved the great center OF
discovery. In one Swiss lake were
~ groups Of posts, in another AZ
groups. -.
What did each group mean? II
meant a lake village nad Deeh tHeie'
While still in the Stone Age, tens
If thousands of men, women, and
children built homes on lakes. To
do so. they cut tree trunks into
posts from 10 to 80 feet long. Each
post was pointed at one end.
Sometimes wading, they carried
the posts out into the lakes and
pounded them into the lake bottom
Over the tops they built platforms
with tree trunks which had been
smoothed by stone axes, hatehets
and chisels.
The next step was to build huts
on top of the platforms. The picture
will give you an idea of how some
of these huts are believed to have
looked. They were more substan-
tial than most of the huts built on
the land in previous times. In some
lake villages there were hundreds OF
huts. From each village, one OF
more platforms led to the shore.
Many pottery jars, dishes and
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
WHY WOMEN GET DEsPONDENT

Are not women naturally as light
hearted brave and hopeful as men?
Yes, certainly; but woman's organ
ism is essentially different from a
MANS more delicate, more sensi-
tive and more eXacting. Women in de-
licate health are more dependent,
more nervous, more irritable and more
Respondent. When a woman develops
nervousness, sleeplessness, backaches,
headaches, dragging down pains and
melancholia she should lose no time
in giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Nege-
table Compound a fair trial, as it will
quickly dispel such troubles. This root
and herb mericine contains no drugs
and has been the standby of Ameri-
can womanhood for nearly fifty years.
ADV.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-08-11
IN FISTIANA
Latest Boxing Returns

Boston.-Johnny Wilson, middle
weight champion, is not interested IN
the winer of the Krug-Rosenberg bout
for the New York title, according to
his manager. 1--WE want Greb before
anyone else" he said.
Hartford, Conn.-Jim "Thorpe, IA
nous Indian athlete, was indefinitely
suspended by the Hartford Eastern
League Club for failure to observe
training rules.
New. York.-"The Yanks are going
fine, but | dodn't want to make ny
claims. Ruth is hitting again and the
pitchers are back in form. am
pleased with what we did on the road,
Miller Higgins, manager OF the fanKs
said.