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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
TOday's Birthdays.

Cardinal Bourne. archbishop OF West
minister, born at Chaplain, England. 81
years ago today.
Hazel Dawn, a popular actress in mo-
ton pictures, born in Ogden, Utah, 81
years ago today.
Clifford Cravath, veteran baseball
player and manager. born at San Diego,
Calf. 20 years ago today.
Clvde F. Stone, chief justice of the
Illinois supreme court. born in Mason
county, H., 46 years ago today.
George Sisler, first baseman of the st.
Louis American league baseball team,
born in Ohio, % years ago today.
DIR. Charles r. Richards, the new pres
ident of Lehigh university. born at
Clarkshill. Ind. 81 years ago today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
Looks.


You never can tell by a persins looks
Weather they are the kind of people they
look like. Some of the dummest look
ing fellows are smarter than you are
and no matter how dun you look you're
libel to be twice as smart as some fello
with a brite Impression but no sents.
This proves you awtent to judge eny.
body by their appearants because they're
libel to judge you the same way and you
mite look even funnier to them than
wat they do TO you.
If gerl is pritty she can be as dunn
as she wunts to without enybody no.
ticfng it, but if a gerl has ugliness and
GUINNESS at the same time people will
notice them both. A fello is supposed
TO look intelligent no matter how elts
he looks. One of the things that makes
fellows look diffrent from gerls is be,
cause they have less hair. and after g
fellO has jest had his hair cut he even
looks diffrent from himself.
People awffen look different in theil
picktures than wat they do in reel life
on account of them trying so hard to
look like themselves it makes them look
like sumbody elts much verse.
There are millions of people in the
werld but if you wawked for 10 yeers,
looking for somebody that locked TX
ackly like you, you wouldent find eny
no matter how common you look This
proves ii awt to be a CRATE consolation
to know that no matter how funny look
ing You are at leeSt You're the only one
like you.
Some of the things that change pee
pies locks the most are mustaSheS. bath
ing suits. fats faces and shaving lather
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
Today S Events
Celebration of AIi-Careme.

Celebration of AIi-Careme.
Mr.. p c. Larkin, the new Canadian
high commissioner, sails for London to-
day.
British, French and Italian foreign
secretaries meet in Paris today to dis
cuss the program for the Genoa confer
ence.
A meeting of the Iowa State Demo
cratic committee and a general party
conference ,R MIL be held II Des Moines
mary and election.
Sir Auckland Geddes. the British am
bassador at Washington, is TO be the
guest and speaker at the Charter day
exercises to be held today at the Uni
Hersity OF California
The Nonpartisan league in North Da.
kota will hold state convention today
at which the "balance of power plan
proposed by President 4. c. Townley
will come up for acceptance or rejection
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
MILLION JOIN FRATERNITY.
Beneficiary Societies DOin@ Big Bust
ness i'm This Country.

CLEVELAND. O.. March 23.-AIore
than 1.000.000 people join various fra
ternal beneficiary societies each year.
according to Secretary w. f. Futch, of
the National Fraternal Congress of
America. which has a membership close
to 100000 people. and embraces 90
organizations. According to Mr. Futch.
the protection carried by this member
ship reaches nearly $12000.000O 900.
The million people joining these soci-
cites each year adds a billion and a half
insurance for the protection of families.
1T is estimated that in excess of So
J00,000,00O has been paid by societies
of the congress during the past 80
years." said Mr.. Futch.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry of thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive
Tablets, the substitute for calomel.
DR.. Edwards, a practicing physician
for II years and calonel's old-time
enemy, discovered the formula for Olive
Tablets while treating patients for
chronic constipation and torpid livers.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel, but healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping is the "keynote" of these
little sugar coated, olive-colored tab
lets. They cause the bowels and liver to
act normally. they never force them
to unnatural action.
Ifyou have a . dark brown mouth -
bad breath-a dull. tired feeling sick
headache-torpid g ver-conStipation,
you'll find quick, SIRE and pleasant 1e-
suits from one or two OF DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take them ever V night ius
to keep right. Try them. loc and Boo
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
TOday's Anniversaries.

l8ls-Gen. Don Carlos Buell., famous
Civil war commander, born near
Marietta, Ohio. Died at Rock
port, Ky, Nov. 49, 1898.
lS22-Dr. James NJ. PEBBLES, author of
How to Live a Century. born at
Nottingham, Vt. Died az Los
Angeles Feb Is, 1922.
lS4l-Henry G. Miner, noted theatrical
manager and congressman, born.
Died in New York city, Feb p
1900.
I847-Charles Albert of Sardinia en-
tered Milan at the head of his
army.
lS7l-Garibaldi was elected general-in-
chief of France by the central
committee
lSS5-The instruction headed by Louis
Riel broke out among the half
breeds on the North Saskatche-
wan river.
l9l2-Funeral services were held in Ar
hngton cemetery over the last
victims recovered from the
wrecked battleship Maine in Ha-
vana harbor.
l920-The official report of the Dublin
shootings was cheered in the Brit
lsh house of commons.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
Protected by George Matthew Adams
By NORRIS

out to the Boer war as an officer in Sir
Redyers Butler s corps and Immediately
marked himself out by his work as a
for the raising of the siege of Lady
smith. He helped Lord Roberts to wind
up the business of the South African
war at the war Office, and subsequently
he held command of the Staff College at
Camberley, During the most critical
period of the World war he served as
director of military operations. Early
in 1918 he became chief of the imperial
staff position from which he only re
Gently retired.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
Member of The ASSOCIATED Press.
TO ADVERTISERS.

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an inch for first insertion, 30 cents an inch for
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first page at double rates.
Space rates on application.
Classified advertisements-Five cents a line
first insertion with 50 per cent discount for
each subsequent insertion without change of
copy. Minimum charge 20 cents, Cash with
order.
Reading Notices-Twenty cents per line first
insertion with so per cent discount for each
subsequent insertion without change of copy.
Reading notices are published at foot of local
items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS

It is the aim of the management to assure
efficient service in the delivery OF the paper
each night, and it solicits the cooperation of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports should
be given of each failure to receive the paper
on the morning following the omission, in
person, by telephone or postal card thus en-
abling the cause of the error to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy. Immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher can secure the de-
sired service,
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

a Maine newspaper gets at the truth
in saying that one heavy motor truck
can squeeze the taxpayers out of thous-
ands of dollars worth of good roads. 1t
requires months and money to build
them and only one muddy trip to rut
them irretrievably.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

be looking to their laurels. 1t looks as
if their fields of activity would soon be
invaded by radio service. New York
university has already announced plans
for broadcasting from a radio station
the work of all its courses so a college
at home
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

The Refomer is on sale every evening b,
the following news dealers:
BrattieborO, Brattleboro News Co., c. w
Cleaveland, S. L. Purinton (EsteyyilIe)
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News
stand, Gilbert ]: Pollica, 297 South Main St
(Fort Dummer district.
West Brattleboro, ]. L. StockwelI.
East Dummerston, M. E. Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williams.
Newfane, N. NJ. Batchelder.
West TownShend, c. II. Grout.
Jamaica, r. J. Daggett
South Londonderry, F. H. Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Buffum.
Hinsdale, N. H, w. H. Lyman.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co.
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

1T is easier to be healthy than it
is to be SICK" says the executive see
rotary of a Y. W. c. A, discussing a
weeks health campaign. "There is no
mystery about being well. It's Just
common sense" Is she right? On first
thought you may say no. After further
reflection you may change your mind.
Perhaps the reason savages are so
healthy, as rule, is that, having such
very simple minds, they can understand
such simple thing as health. Most of
us work so hard to get sick! That isn't
the conscious object, but that's about
the way it operates. If people in gen
eral tried half as much to be well as
they try to make themselves sick by
wrong working methods, wrong eating,
wrong sleeping, wrong recreation, wrong
dress, wrong thinking, etc, what a diff
ferent world this would be!
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
Stills a Bad Risk.
(Barre Times.

the stand that they viii not pay insur-
ance on property burned when there is
evidence of a still having been in Oper
alton in the building. The insurance
companies cannot be blamed for taking
this step toward self-protection against
a real menace of fire.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
In the DAYS News.

Field Marshal Sir Henry Wilson. who
has been. selected to restore order in
Ulster is an Irishman whose military
career began with a lieutenancy in the
rifle brigade. He saw fighting in fbe
Burmese campaign two years later. 1886
So. His ability marked him out for staff
work, and in 1894 he graduated with
honors from the staff college. He went
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
In One Way or Another.
(Rutland News.)

1.-THE Brattleboro Reformer says
Vermont now boasts of eight cities.
Well. Vermont's eight cities are not 50
much to boast of" alleges the Fair
Haven Era. Somebody is always tax
ing the joy out of life We have a right
to boast of all our cities, in one way
or another.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

The confscation by Boston prohibi-
ton officers of $50 cases of patent
medicine advertised as good for that
uneasy feeling in the stomach" is bound
to work considerable hardship on those
who had selected it for their annual
spring tonic.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

\ prize of $50 has been offered by
the American Automobile society for
the best term of combined ridicule and
opprobrium to apply to reckless drivers.
The returns in such a contest would
never be fit to print.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
THE DAY OF DOLE


work.y
strain and thoughts of honest will fill with
For wny golden kne
the whiskers when otoihe.
when arrives that of
yourself
cOrdwood
and lime Youha
wherewiha
and OF
and
wouldn't
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Enormous supplies of liquor are said
to have been found buried like pirates
treasure in the sand along the shore in
the vicinity of Miami, Fla. This may
explain some of the extreme enthusi-
asm over mere early strawberries.
orange blossoms and hooking birds that
pervades some of the yermonters there
who write to the folks back home.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
EVERYTHING
SEEMED WRONG
Until Fruit lives" Made
Everything Right
NIoREToWN. VERMONT.

MoRETowN, VERMONT.
''For years, I suffered with Kidney
and Liver Complaint; my back ached;
my liver was sluggish and my whole
system seemed out of order.
"Fruit-a-tives" was the only re.
medy to help me. They strengthened
the Kidneys, made my bowels move
regularly and freed me of all the
Distress. ,rocr7c ,rrrpp11v
These '.Frltit Laxo Tablets aoiH als0ays
cure such troubles.
SOC a box, 6 for $3.50, trial size 25c.
At dealers or from FRUIT-A-TIVES
Limited, OGDENSBURG. NY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
RADIO COUNCIL MEETINGS.

The wireless telephone is so popular
in one of the leading Ohio cities that
a councilman proposes to install a send.
ing outfit and. broadcast the council
proceedings every night.
1t might be good idea, not only with
city councils but with state legislatures
and with congress itself Just open the
sessions to the entire public, and let
anybody with a receiving outfit listen
in. 1t would promote interest in pub
lie proceedings, at least as long as the
thing was novelty.
1t would probably have another eff
feet, no less salutary, on the law-mak-
ing bodies themselves. Councilmen and
legislators would make more of an eff
fort to spruce up and move things
along. There might be an unfortunate
increase in the flood Of oratory. as the
members realized the growing size of
their audience. Still, if the orators
rose to the opportunity, and tried hon
estly to make good according to the new
standards, the public could endure it..
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Brattleboro seems to alternate be-
tween burning buildings and broken
bridges.-Rutland News.
spring without any bridge parties.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
One Year Ago Today.

Lloyd George made an attack on So
cialism.
Germany refused to pay one billion
marks due the allies.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Raymond V. Smith of woodsville. N
H., who has BEEN nominated United
States attorney for New Hampshire, is
native of Wells River Vt He grad
uated from Norwich university and was
admitted to the Vermont bar in 1897
He is a members of the law firm of
Smith & Smith of Wells River, VT, and
WoOdsyilIe. n H.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

capacity with two motors, one for driv-
ing and the other for water pressure.
has been purchased by the city of Mont
pelier for delivery within 80 days. A
power flushing attachment on the
sprinkler will be used to wash paved
streets.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

An automobile in which were Ray
mond Harrington and daughter of Cabot
and Mr.. and Mrs. George MARI of VIII
Jamestown, plunged through wire
guard fence and the end of a bridge in
Cabot and went down some 10 or i
feet, landing bottom side up on the ice.
pinning all the occupants beneath Mr.
and Mrs. Mari were bruised and
scratched some, but no serious results
are looked for. Mr.. Harrington and
daughter escaped without injury.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
VERMONT NEWS.

a little child of Mr.. Barr of Corinth
was badly burned on Sunday morning.
While sitting in a high chair in front
of the outing nightdress and spread all
over it in second. The burns were Sc
riOus. but not considered fatal.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Henry Spencer OF Gulldhall received
him last Thursday that resulted in his
death within a short time although he
managed to get up after the accident,
reload the wood and go home. A physi-
clan was called but Mr.. Spencer was
dead before he arrived.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

The 200 members of the Montpelier
board of trade will be given an oppor-
Hill local option bill in congress, pro-
viding for the sale of beer and wine, on
which their board of directors recently
voted favorably. A referendum on the
matter is to be taken next week Cards
giving the text of the bill will be sent
to the members.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Barbara Laird, Glenna Bedell, Bea-
trice Boisvert and Katheryne Doucett,
operators in the Montpelier telephone
exchange, enjoy unique distinction
for service in 1921. They have not been
late in arriving at work a single time
in that year, while Ethel Kerr has the
record of not losing a single day or
hour in the years 1920 and 1921
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23
GOOD SEED.

THURSDAY, MARCH %, 1922.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Correspondence schools win have to
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-03-23

Entered in the postofie at Brattleboro as
second class matter.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-05-25

DR.. T. D. Robertson, pastor of the
First Presbyterian church of Fargo,
has the following to say about Sun
day baseball: II do not believe in
Sunday BASEBALL so | must stay away
on that day. We must not forget,
however, that many do believe in it.
I may be doing many things that the
Sunday baseball fans would not do be-
cause of religious scruples. l know
men and women who denounce Sun
day baseball who will load the family
in an automobile early Sunday morn
ing and ride so miles to spend the
day, Sunday, picnicking. | do not adj
vocate either. l only ask that you
consider both.
"We can put Sunday baseball off
the map by giving strong patronage
to the team other days in the week.
"I am a strong advocate of organ
lied baseball. 1t takes out of the
game most of the initiative features.
The petty grabbing and fault-f finding
because of decisions is removed. The
game moves with swiftness.
"Where did you get the desire for
play? God put it in you. He has CIV
en- us all things to enjoy. He put the
red blood in your veins. Some folks
have nothing but water in their veins
and arteries. They are dead ones.
II will own up to being personally
interested in all clean sports which
tend to develop manhood and the ele-
ment of winning. l go to ball game
because | enjoy it,"
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-05-25
GENERAL ORDER TO
EX-SERVICE men
Headquarters Edgar a. Fisher Post
of American Legion
Valley City, N. D.

May %, 1922.
Decoration Day
/. In compliance with the request
of the J. S. Weiser Post of the G. A.
R., Valley City, N. D., and orders of
National Headquarters of the Ameri-
can Legion, all members of this post
are ordered to report at the American
Legion Hall in this city at 1870 o.
clock p. m. of Tuesday, May Both,
1922, for the purpose of escorting the
members Of the G. A. r. and the w.
r. C. to the State Teachers College
Auditorium for Decoration Day exer-
cises, and from there to the cemetery
where additional exercises will be held
for our honored dead.
Memorial Sunday
2. 1t is further ordered that men,
bers of this post report at the Ameri-
can Legion Hall in this city on Sun
day, May 18th, at 10 o'clock, a. m.
for the purpose of escorting the local
G. A. R. to divine services at the
Congregational Church.
Uniform
3. All members having the O. D.
uniform are requested to wear it.
Those not having uniforms will also
report. This applies to both of above
days.
a. 1t is especially requested that
all ex-service men, veterans Of the
World War and Spanish American
War, attend these services, in uni
form if possible, reporting at the
place designated. It's a duty to turn
out-a duty to yourself, your post,
your town, your country and the men
who died.
S. Members of the Women's Aux
Hilary of the American Legion, the
Boy Scouts of America and Co. G, 1st
Inf, N. D. N. G., are cordially invit-
ed to be present to assist in the prop
er observance of these days.
Closing of Business Places
6. 1t is requested and urged that
all places of business in this city be
closed on the afternoon of May 3Oth
Decoration Day. from noon until
five o'clock. All business men will
please observe this request.
By order of Post Commander Henry
LORING PIERCE,
Adjutant.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1922-05-25
men
FOR McCUMBER

Favorable reports are coming in
daily from the units over the State,
organized under the direction of the
"Ex- Service Men for McCumber
Club. Over one hundred fifty active
units are now organized. 1t is safe
to say that nearly ninety-five percent
of the returned soldiers in this state
are for McCumber, according to the
information that I gather from reli-
able sources over the State" said Leo
L. German, Chairman of the "Ex-Ser-
vice Men for McCumber Club" today.
Relative to the Organization Of
which he is chairman, Mr.. German
made the following statement:
"Our comrades in all states are look
ing for us to return Mr.. McCumber
to the Senate. No one has been a
truer or a stauncher friend of all SOL
diers than he has. He has supported
every measure of justice for the SOL
diers of all wars. For the relief Of
the wounded and disabled of the
World War, he has supported such
measures as the Sweet Bill, increas-
ing compensation to wounded and dis
abled soldiers, and as matter of fact
has le-heartedly supported any
measure advocated by the Veterans
National Legislative Committee in the
matter of disqualification and compen-
sationl for wounded and disabled vet
Grams.
We are not supporting Senator Nc
Cumber on his record for soldier legis
lation alone, but we believe that the
interests of the State can be served
best by man whose record of twen-
ty-four years in the United States
Senate has brought him into posit-
ion which is second only to that of
the president of the United States.
Our interests, as citizens of North
Dakota, demand that the Senator be
returned. No man occupies a position
of more prestige and influence in
Washington today than the Senior
Senator of North Dakota.
Adequate protection for farm prod
ucts, the backing of the St. Lawrence
Waterway, and Federal Aid in irri-
cation projects are things which all
citizens Of the State are vitality inter-
ested in. And if the West is to be
properly represented in such matters,
it behooves them to keep represen-
tative there who has the influence and
prestige in the Senate. Such man
as we know Senator McCumber to be,
and every reserve force that we have,
will be thrown into this fight to af-
feet the reelection of the Senator"