The Washington times., 1922-05-07
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Congressional Directory Proves
Fruitful to Onomatologist
Who Has Nothing to Do.
BY wINDER HARRIS,
Universal Service.

BY wINDER HARRIS,
Universal Service.
An onomatologist out Of a job
drifted into the Senate press gal
lery the other day. As none
Of the Irreconcilables nor Sen
ator Pat Harrison was on the
floor he saw it was going to
be . dull season.
King Of France.
Turning to tho Congressional p.
fectory for amusement. here's what
he found under the heading. List
u Senator'S"
A nation and a monarch-France
maryland and King Utah).
In the field of sport there was a
colt QRhode Island) for racing. and
the national pastime has its Ball
Delaware.
There was one bird Of Senator
Crow Pennsylvania).
Two necessary parts OF a witch
were available-Disl tSouth Cardinal
and Glass Virg1nia) for the crystals.
Going a little f.-vther. he came on
D Moses (New f1ahpshire) to lead.
There were Keyes New Hamp-
thire) to the New Qndiana) Lodge
Massachusetts, and horticulturally
bpeaking. a Newberry (Michigan).
Not all the Senators are just plain
nen. either. the onomatological gen
1eman discovered. North Carolina
has an Overman and there's nm
Oddie T. CTasker) from Nevada
To keep the statesmen on Edge
New Jersey. Pennsylvania furnishes
Pepper.
Looking back over the Pennsyl.
vania solons he who was versed in
enomatology unused to himself.
There's something mighty pleasant
b that combination of old Crow and
Pepper"
So pleased was our onomatological
trfend with his discoveries in the up
per chamber, that he ambled over to
The House side to pursue his research
among the lost OF Congressman.
Under the heading of sports. Bowl
Ing Alabama) came first. Dempsey
New York; was there to Box (Texas),
Ind he had his old Swing california;
ready for the Bell (Georgia). There
sia) for SABBATH Qllinois) games, but
m Rainey illinois and Alabama)
lays other Parks (Arkansas) were
available.
Motoring was a popular item in
tho sports department. Two Brand
Georgia) Chalmers tOhio) and Chand-
Ter (Oklahoma cars with Oldrield
Arianeas) tires and a Driver tArkan-
bas) were ready for a spin over
Rhodes (NfissourO across Hill MARY
and and Dale Cvermono and through
the Mudd (Maryland).
Black and White Here.
In the color limo the sharp on
hames found Black rTexas). Brown
Wisconsin,. two shades of Green
fIowa) and Greene Massachusetts
md vernont). and a White Of Maine
and Kansas hues. Dyer missouri,
was on hand in case of any desired
shanEes in color.
FloraIly speaking. the House has
Bowers Cwest Virginia) OF flowers
/ Rosenbloom West Virginia) and a
Rose Pennsylvania1 not in bloom.
Two Brooks Pennsylvania and II.
fnois) With Codd (Michigan). Fish
New York) and q Fisher (Tennes.
pee) Mann Qllinois) to catch 'em
turned thoughts to the Kitchin
North CArolina). whore they could
Be cooked Crisp (Georgia) and Sweet
1owal or with q little Curry Cali
formal for those who like Il. In
spite Of tho strike. double supply
Of Cole Qowa and Ohio was on hand
10 make sure the fire Byrnes tSouth
Carolina) until the fish is Dunn New
York;.
Going down on tho list, Wall street
vas found represented by Bond (New
York;, Faust CNissourD was there
for the stage. A King Qninois)
without q country to rule. neverthe-
less had q knight (Ohio) and a Can.
non Illinois) to make war. The
french Qdaho) nation was again
represented. as we'll as Ireland Qlli.
nois), and among the foreign cities
was Little (kansas) old London
New York;
FEATHERED BIRDS.
From the feathered tribe was Bird
KAnsaS and Martin Uouisiana).
beasts Of the field were represented
by Lyon North Carolina).
In the beauty line was Fairchild
New York;. A couple OF Hardy
GuyS Cd1nc lrOrn ithds ana IOlOTAuO
For domestic service there Were q
Butler pennsylvania and a Porter
Pennsylvsnia,. Ohio furnished a
Cable for foreign communication.
Industrially speaking. the onoma.
tologist found Mills CNew York;, Nil.
ler CMassachusetts). and a Weaver
North Carolina). In tho working
class also were two Coopers wis.
consin and Ohio) and Hammer
CNorth Carolina) to nail with.
For fuel and building purposes he
raw Wood Qndiana). Woods Vir.
6inia), woodward West Virginia)
Woodruff (Michigan), and Leather.
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