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Evening star., 1922-06-26

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mer and all-season undergarments.
32.Inch Imported Fine lRc
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Newest and smartest checks and
plaids; also solid colors in the seasons
most favored tones. A very low price
for this splendid quality.
Evening star., 1922-06-26
G. A. R. SCORES ACTION
OF CONFEDERATE VETS
Attempt to Pervert Minds of Ma.
tons Children Seen in Attack
on Lincoln.
By the Associa ted Press.

BY the AssOCIa ted Press.
NEW YORK, June 26-A reply to
the action of the United Confederate
Veterans at their convention in Rich
mOnd, Va, last week in accusing
Abraham Lincoln of having caused
: o. ofvil war was made yesterday by
,.h'i1Is of the G.. A. r. at memorial
sea ices for the nations soldier dead.
julius Isaacs, chairman of the me-
mortal committee of the C. A. R., said
1t was one of the most outrageous
things that have ever occurred in the
history of the country. He added, at
is an attempt to pervert the minds of
the children of the country and teach
them Abraham Lincoln was the in
Stigator of the war;
Evening star., 1922-06-26

Beginning July 8, this
store will close every
Saturday during July
and August, and first
Saturday in September.
Evening star., 1922-06-26

First Floor-Lan sburgh & Brother
Evening star., 1922-06-26
HOMEMADE
ICE CREAM
60c OF.
= H A G 0 N A G
~ S21 H St. NE. ~
"G. 6 G."

-'iust right Ginger Ale"
Gingery enough (; not too
sWeet-but brewed with
care 50 that it sparkles
with a palatableness that
is refreshing.
G.. & G.. Ginger Ale is
made right here in Wash
ington-and carries with it
the certificate of purity
given by a leading chemist
so YOU know what you
are drinking.
Remembering to specify
"G. & G. when ordering
Ginger Ale insures your
getting the very best.
At the clubs, cafes. foun-
tains. For a case delivered
to your home phone Main
1861.
G. & G. Bottling Co.
o31 c Street NV.
Evening star., 1922-06-26
THREE GIRLS DROWN.
Two Give Lives in Heroic Effort
to Save Third.

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio, June 2s.-
Three young girls were drowned at
Coalburg yesterday while swimming.
Two of the girls lost their lives in
an attempt to save the other, who
was stricken with cramps and sank
in eighteen feet Of water.
The dead are: Mildred Weaver. six
teen Ethel Johnson, fifteen, and Eve
lyn Richards. sixteen. daughters of
farmers who I've rear CcaiEIas
Their uoaies "e1e recovered.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
TURN HAIR DIRK
WITH SAGE TEA
If Mixed with Sulphur II
Darkens SO Naturally
Nobody can Tell

The old-,ime mixture Of Sage Tea
ana sulphur for dIrkcmias gray
strcaked ana faded hair is grand
mothers recipo. and folks are again
using it to keep their hair good
even color. which is quite sensible,
IS we are living IN an age when a
you,hLEl appearance is OF the greet
est advantage.
Nowadays. though. we don't have
the troublesome task oE gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the rea0y-to-usc
pr0duc,, improved by tho addition of
other ingredients. called "Wyeth' S
Sage ana Sulphur Compound 1t IS
very popular. because nobody can
discover il has been applied. Simply
mois,ea yoar coub or a soft brush
with it. and draw this through your
hair, taking one small strand at q
inc: by morning the gray hair disap-
pears. but what delights the ladies
with Wyeth's Sage and sulphur Com
pound is that. besides beautifully
darkening the hair after few ap-
plications, it also produces that soft
ustre and appearance OF abundance
which is so attractive.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
MONDAY. JANUARY 20. 1922
GROWING YOUNG

One hears much talk nova
days about the danger OF any but
the mildcst kind OF physical *
crciscs. such rs 4 lcisurck game
of golf, or an occasional horse
back ride. for persons advanced
il years. Great care must be
taken, one is told. not to put a
strain upon the heart. The asScr-
ton has been made that lhco-
dore Roosevelt weakened his con
stitution by engaging i'll vigorous
games like tennis after he had
attained middle age, and that he
probably would have lived much
longer if he had been more mod
crate in his exercise.
1t is interesting, therefore. to
note that well-known London
surgeon, an authority on physical
culture, has come forward Is q
champion of muscular exercises
for old persons. Sir James Camille
IS his name, and although he is
20 years old himself he is dc
scribed as supple as an athlete.
lie is conducting a physical cul-
ture class for men nearly so and
another for elderly women, and
this is his advice TO old persons
Don't be afraid OF your~hearts.
They will stand more disease than
any other organ in your body.
Sir amcs maintains that men
ought to walk at the rate of 10
PAGES minute (thc rate known
in the United States army As
quick timc") even after reaching
the age OF 81. and he adds that il
they do So then they will likely
be still doing it nj SO.
Perhaps Sir James expects too
much OF old persons. However
that may be. the spirit that ami
mates his advice is good. The
aged are not To think too much
OF their possible physical inirm-
tiles. \ big help towards staying
Young is TO continue thinking OF
ones self as Young.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
PRESERVING THE LANGUAGE

Everyone viii admit that t''crc
Is some difference between the
language which the Englishnan
calls his OWN and that which the
American has adopted as his mo-
Their tongue. To representatives OF
both countries it has afforded
amusement TO note minor diStlnc-
tons. and not seldom it has been at
tempted TO prove that one is better
than the other
Time was when such argument
WAS INDUCED in with good deal OF
acrimonv. one learned advocate OF
better speech in America going Sc
far rs To assert that the time would
come when Americans would no
longer be able 10 understand the
works OF Milton. Pope. Swift Nd
olson and other English authors
without the aid OF translation into
what would Someday be called the
American tongue
But although Ii was more than
100 years ago that this prophecy
was made. we do not vet stand III
need OF such translation. Accord
ing 10 recent writer on the sub
iect we stand less in need OF ii to-
DAY than we did a century ago.
He shows that MANY of the Speci-
mems collected by British writers
on this subject are not American
iSms ct all; they are mere colo
quialisms, the like of which an
American would observe more
abundantly in England
Much OF the difference seems Ia
arise out of the fact that frequent
~ critics compare the educated
speech OF England with any pecu-
liarity Of American speech that
may be found anywhere. rs is
pointed out by this latest writer on
the subject If the talk OF street
loafers in American cities. and the
verbal peculiarities of outlying re-
gions are to be counted as Ameri-
can speech we must also take ac-
count OF the lingo Of the slums OF
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
4 LITTLE TAIN on THIRTY
III 3. ". STRATs.
PRESIDENT imeriern Society Ter Thrift


PRESIDENT tmerisrn Society Ter Thrift.
\ man whose name is written high
"a Che scroll Of honor among Ameri-
an industrial leaders was asked to
1--WE the secret Of his success, and his
oply Was:
= have not succeeded. No real man
yyer succeeds. There is llways a lar
ger goal ahead
Success comes only where there ia
wholesome discon;en. TIC man wAo
II perfectly satisfied with mis- place in
lie cln rest assured that he viii and
40 higher sphere. .,o
There mast be the iaDclling force
81 ambition II one is 70 rise The con-
tented man lives for today; the ambi-
,i'us man lives for tomorrow. lie is
willing to make sacrifices. 10 endure
Aardships. to study. 10 plan. and toll
while others rest. that he may gain q
higher place in the affairs of men.
il IS in this way thu thrift serves
one OF It's most exalted purposes. for
My through saving can the first step
oward 4 broader life be taken.
The man who is WALKING the path
way of mediocrity knows that only by
conserving his every resource and by
h Development of greater efficiency
sill he &c able 10 reach more useful
elGs OF work
He mast bald the structure OF his
.arcer with patience. diligence and in
tustry.
The men who arc doing big things
n the business life OF America today
~c mostly those who cs me up from
he ranks In their own minds they
IRE not real successes. for they have
rot yet reached the goal u their am
litions The same impulses that drove
hem upward from ;NC humble posi-
ions are still driving them onward to-
lay toward the accomplishment Of
ven mishtier things But. first OF all.
before they achieved their first small
success. they learned The value OF
constructive thrift in all things.
Ii You are filled with q worthy am
3ition. if YOU desire 10 fill a high
place in the ranks OF your fellowmen,
yea would realize the mltillment of
sour fondest dreams. remember that
7ou must first Of all learn the value CT
hrift. II must always he the first
step on the way
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

London and Edinburgh and Cork.
Significant for arriving at an uii-
derstandiug Of what each country
is contributing to the development
OF the English tongue is the state
mcnt that English conservatism IS
a valuable preservative OF the writ
ten language" and that american
energy and invention are always
likely TO outstrip this English char
acteristic in giving direction to cur
rent speech. We Americans. in
other words. play the, role OF
pioneers in the development OF the
common language OF late years
we nave givcE the language innru-
cradle words and turns % speech.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Healing Cream
Stops Catauh
CIogqed Air Passages Open al
Once-Nose and Throat Clear.

II your nostrils are clogged and
your head stuffed because of catarrh
or cold, get Ely's Cream Balm al
any drug store Apply a little q thi.
pure, antiseptic, germ destroying
cream into your nostriis ana let II
penetrate through every air passage
of your head and membranes. InsJan;
relief
How good it feels. Your head is
clear Your nostrils are open. You
breathe freely. No more hawking OF
snufiing. Head colds and catarrh
yield like magic. Don't stay stuffed
up. choked up and miserable Relief
is sure.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
FooLIsH ADVICE

"Sorry, sir" telephoned the butcher.
shut we are ont OF Sirioin. Why don't
your wife order YOU o roundE
whats that" exploded Harker, at
the other end of the line.
"Why don't your wife order you q
round?"
why don't my wife order me
around? Man. that is ali she does
from morning until night. IL you
were nearer I'd" But the startled
butcher had hung up the receiver.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
LETTER TO EDITOR
The Public Library Question - Seg'
gestions Made BY Walter ii. Hart.

To the Edifor Of Inc EccaiHG Capital:
! have been expecting 70 see fur
ther publications in your paper upon
he Public Library question. Bat. ap-
parently. your able editorial Of TWO
weeks ago has knocked the legs from
lnder some OF on: friends.
Withou; entering into the question
in IFS abstract form -=as 10 just how
far our public officials have a legal
ana moral right 10 yote away the tax
Jayers' money for any or every
rorthy object that may come before
hem and for which the tax levy was
not specifically made, think that
he aldermen who voted in the mega
tive were right in their stand and !
Commend them for taking that view OF
ne subject
However. in order 10 make sug-
Scstion and help along a worthy
and uplifting object. ! am agreeable TO
plcdce $25 to 2 Public Library Fund,
providing tWenty-three other citizens
will each do likewise: or ! am agree
ahie - pledge SO. providing forty
nine ether citizens will do likewise.
The adoption OF such course would
produce 5000 or $500. as the case
might lie. and thus place the Public
Library out of debt and free it's un-
aaldah organizers from further finaa-
ial worry.
feel iha. the above number of
road and generous spirited citizens
can very easily be found TO subscribe
TO such a worthy object. o1s-
WALTER H. HART. D.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
QUITE so.

list CnIcoker: There must BE one
consolation about being up in an air
plane even though II is dangerous
and that is that yoa are away from
the profiteers.
2nd On-iooker: Yea! And there
must be one consolins feature to the
profitecrs and that is thai sooner or
later they will be able to sell you
coffin.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
An unFoReETTksLE SIGHT

The trouble with most women is
TINT they have no sense Of RESPONSE
oiliiy outside Of their homes"
There are exceptions. Have YOU
ever noticed The agonized expression
on tile face Of a woman who WAS try
Ing - learn how 10 drive car anti
had forgotten Whether the way to stop
i, was to pull the tliingua5ab' or
push the whui-you-maye ull-il' -
Birmingham Age-Hcrala.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Even f..

The loving husband was about 10
start on a long journey. Ills y'ung
wife. a very modern type, stood dis
consolately on the platform. The
whistle blew. He gave her last kiss.
"lil write 10 you" he said. from
every place We stol, AT on. The way"
Yes. do" She said. 10. darling.
even II lis only a check"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
w. E. & A. E;:Iectri
Railroad.
sID.C!TY TERMINALS

taif Bouriy Service H1r..inE sna Ev@Ui.
Refween Annapolis. Baltimore h3t
Washington and Camp Mead
tyVsshngtoI. and Camp Meade
pasreuceIs change ~ Naval
st6drmy junction
LH4Vs Ap~aPGs.sA
West street station
30. .5.5o & 20. go. IN. $50. 30
iG20. ii2G. 4. "a i22G ~. ? = . u
s4.2G. x4s0. $50. s6 20. T.OG So. 1929
II.2n. I. 81
.enye Naval Academy Gate lG minut0.
saclie5; Stale Hou1e station. BiaGe
street sud college Avenue. EeveD q
inmates earlier.
Connecting 81 Oaeptop with p Il. Il
effective Dee Is. 1a3lJ
ANNAPOLIS SHORT LINE DIV
IsiaGen Gs~e-t stallion
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

Entered at Annapolis POstofiice as
Second Class Matter.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

'Sam. shut of that photograph a
moment. will yoHE'' said the barber
who provides music with shavcs.
Don't you like that jazz record"
as.'eh his assistant.
"Sure. but I'm fixing ~ 90 around
tie eentleman's chiE. ] cant keep time
with Short strokes. Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal."
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Before and After.

AIr. Pe~ter-Cleaning house just he
cause Il few women are going 10 drop
in this afternoon? You never make
such elaborate preparations when I
entertain my friends.
Ills Wife--No. hut | CLEAN up five
times as much after they leave.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Returning a Favor.

''iIaye .ou ever made a serious eff
fort 10 re.orm your fellow uen:'
often. replied senator sorghum.
"l3uJ an enc occasion | wen t"o far.
GOT N.Y. community 81 thoroughly re
formed that The folks began 10 study
me 10 sec IL they cualdnt discover
some weal points that would permit
them TO rcciproca1e.'
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Instant Relief.

$50 you think Katherine made
very suitable match
eyes, indeed. You know what Il
nervous. tXefahle girl she was? We'll.
SHE married Il composer" -Bost0n
Transcript
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Not ! RISK.

and What is yonr o"cupationY'
asked The accident insurance agent.
I'm e W"oG>m,u During The hunt
ing season aer rs - guide.
I'm sorry, hat my company Won't
wriTr - policy ON your class"
'Why no,? Surely I'm good risl;."
'Niy dear sir. yoa':e not a risk.
yoGle II certainty"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

''You Should scatter more sunshine
when yGu appear in public. Make your
audiences laugh. once in awhile"
"EIake em. laigh =, echoed Senator
Sorghum If could 90 that do YOU
suppose III he sticking around at q
Staresman's salary: Ill bc movie
comedian"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
The eternal Feminine,

"Ethel is taking violin lessons"
as She? Why. the poor girl hasn't
the slightest ear for music"
Il know. But she has beautiful
elbows"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
a Zeal Treat.

lets invite The Dubleys over for q
rubber 81 bridge tonight
"Bui he is such dreadfully poor
player"
II know. but l like 10 hear his wife
nag him about New York sun.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Not wastin. A1y.

THAT lady talks AN the time"
''She has heard suggested Miss
Cayenne. s'that silence i golden and
is trying 10 lie economical"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

One reluctantly looks back oyer ali
the constitutional amendments and
perceives that not enc was the sac
cess that was expected. st. Louis
Globe Democrat.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Had Passed .eRouuhy snots.

Bert Too bad Pete. you had 70
lose your wife after 50 many years II
married life.
Pete--NeS. and was just getting
used to hcr
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Proof of Wisdom.

"Ycu continue "a have faith in the
wisdom 81 the plain people,"
Il do. replied Senator Sorghum.
The plain people in my district have
elected me- over and over again"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

Emma G0ldmaI's plans are 'eN-
tremely indefinite The meaning OF
which IS that Emma is al dressed IN
with nowhere to go.-Rochestor Her
Ia
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
EalI Plsyers on Tour.

"Some Of my honchea'i' are going
transforming Will Il pay"
"Think they'll make good IN u play"
"Oa-i,t ia iii right IN With his play.
It's called The Comedy u Errors :"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Parental Pride

We'd never Know single care.
Said Mrs William Flowers.
II ether peoples children we're
rs well brought ~ as ours.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Nrrx Few OF Then,

Hubby-Why is il that You women
can never keep u secret?
Wifie-Because We seldom hear one
that's worth while keeping
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
one look Vas enouoh

Faint Fat Shopper-"Where can
get something to stay on nay stomach?"
Floorgalker-t the corset counter
rear third.-Judge.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Snarpish.

$50 your daughter has become a
soloiot
'of course. She couldn't ve-y wei
become a trio or quartet. you know"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

Has be mech uf q voice.
NO. Bal thar doe, not prevent him
from spending most of his time singing
mis- own praises"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
A sunneetion-

''Wife. | wish you wouldn't lose the
grocery money at bridge"
'But | win sometimes.
YES. YOU win some dooiah Play for
groceries If you must play.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Ring Out The Old, Ring In Tie Blue

We're supposed to speak nothing
but good of the dead. but 1921 was a
Sonofagun. News.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
AZ the cap;+oI.

"Ca,l a janiior and h;iYe the ccbwebs
swept out Of his room. Who meets
here. anyhow
An invlytisafing committee"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
A Cruel Condition.

Ediih-Why is Alice always so short
Of money; didn't her father leave her
4 iglfu Ms-. y
i, Madge -7Ics,, hut YOU see she's not
70 get il I'LL she's thirty and she'll
pever, own. up to that.-Boston Tran
script.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
The Foroettino.

81 believe in forgetting iniuries.'
That's all right 10 forget an in
Jury; but don't forget that YOU have
forgotten it,"-Wayside Taies.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
,oac1ir,d BUSINESS.

Kriss-Has Short a mathematical
turn OF mind:
KraSs-YeS. lie is always figuring
on who 10 borrow FROM next.-New
York sun.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Referred to Dad.

''Girlie. | would lie for YOU"
'See pa"
"Eh!'
He sells life insurance. Louis
vile Courier-Journal.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Tit fer lat.

HAM heard you We're stuck on
the horse The blind man sold you
iud-We are even now. / gave
him counterfeit bills
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
TO BE CONSIDERED

He: I think that this house Will
suit me very we'll, dear. Let's take
II.
She: Just minute Hubby dear
we have not asked the cook how she
likes it yet
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Deem Diaqino.

The ccal below The earth doth sleep,
t. reach i miners must dig deep,
AMI the coosSfner. il is plain.
Into his purse must dig AGAIN.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
All the Year Round.

Sing of ice ana coal men,
They are like the bees:
One Stings in the summer time,
The other when we freeze,
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
Good Form.

A lady writer has her style"
Which isn't bad.
And critics tell her all the while
she mustn't pad.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
on!

He: Money! Money! Money!
That's all hear. Why dontcha prac-
tice little bit of economy?
She: Why dcn'tcha ever give n1e
little Z practice with?
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

Small Girl-Giye me a bite OF your
candy. Jimmy Small Boy-No fear.
But yoa msg kiss me while my
mouths sticky Toronto Telegram.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
THE EASIEST PART

1st Golfer: Are you picking Cp
golf quickly?
2nd Golfer: Oh my yes! I've
learned all of the cuss words already.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23

For tickets and Information apply at our
city ticket Offices: West Street Station
State House Station. College venue AMI
Baden Street; Cares Hal. Marylanf
Hotel
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
OBSERVING
THE Gus
TOMS.

Lady of the
House: w ell,
what do YOU
want?
Hungry Har-
OLD: It's just 4
O'Clock, lady,
so you can GIN
me de conyen-
tional biscuits
an q shot o.
tea
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-01-23
LEAVE BALrImohE-W = & \
LEAVE WASHINGTON

coo. s.45. 500, $780, 10 90, HOO A. NJ. 1900
100. 200. 300. $50, 500, 40, 500
600, 100, 900, hoo z. IL. 1910 A. NJ
x-Daiiy except Sunday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-27
BY JUNlUs

/. Let's Hoe.
(By Oswald.)
Come on--Yet's sing song or spring
OF birds, and bees, and everything.
Let's grab the spade, the rake and
hoe
Just as we did a year ago.
Let's labor like a bunch of fools
With all the aforementioned tools.
Last year we planted beans and spudI
Which terminated into duds--
We irrigated them each night
And made our water bill a fright.
we cried in anguish, "Nevermorer'
We said the same thing years before.
But when Spring comes-we know NOT
why
once more we strive to do or die.
Had You noticed that one of the
iirst things DIR. David Hill did when he
moved into his new location was to re-
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