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Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

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For Salc-One Jersey COW giving
D gallons milk; also one heifer,
fresh in a few days, Recs, Wash
on Heights.
Team work of all kinds done al
reasonable rates. w. Braben-
der, Phone Black 754. 2ltf
WANTED TO BUY-White Leg.
horn hens and pullcts; all ages
all sizes. Phone Black l45. II. A.
Wise. ~
Dressmaking Children clothes
Il specialty.-AlrS. J. l.. Master.
son, Portage, Wash. 24tf
Vulcan Stamping Powder $500
per case.-Frank D. Kmgsbury,
Portage, Wash.
For Salc-A few thousand logan
berry tips, nice plants from in
spectcd field, 3 cents each. Geo.
Mclean on the Statelen ranch.
For Sale-One registered thor
oughbred 0. l. c. SOW seven
months old, ready for breeding.
Price $35.00.-H. B. Menees.
Holstein Bull for servica..-Phonc
Blk. S43. 80
WANTED-woman or girl to do
house work, phone Mrs. Carver,
Black 101.
The Burton Hall, late Woodmm
hall may be rented for dances,
meetings, etc. Good piano. For
terms apply Geo. Coates, prop.
For SALlI--F'resh COW. N. Hoshi,
Vashon Gardens.
WANTED-Cows or calves to
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Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Well try and get the correct
ed Sunday schedule of the S. 5.
Vashona in the regular time table
this coming week. Until then re
member she leaves on SUNDAY
-Quartermaster at 4 80, Burton
at Sand returning leaves Ia
coma at 6:15.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16
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Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

WANTED-woman or girl to do
house work, phone Mrs. Carver,
Black 101.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Tacoma Exclusive Boys Suit
Shop, 9th floor, Fidelity Bldg
(take elevator) 18th and Broad
way, Tacoma. Money is saved
there. Double seat and knees, in
every suit, making them last
twice as long.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

For Sale-One registered thor
oughbred 0. l. c. SOW seven
months old, ready for breeding.
Price $35.00.-H. B. Menees.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

TO RENT rooms furnished
for light housekeeping. Oscar
Strom, Vashon.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

For Salc-One Jersey COW giving
. gallons milk; also one heifer,
fresh in a few days Recs, Wash
on Heights.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16
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For painting, paperhanging, kal.
somining, etc, cali Abe Abra.
hansen, Phone Red 903, Vashon.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Holstein Bull for service. Phone
Blk. S43. 80
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Wanted-To buy cows Of all
kinds.-R. b. Hayes, Portage
Wash, Phone Black 1853 2-tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

For Salc-A few thousand logan
berry tips, nice plants from in
spectcd field, 3 cents each. Geo.
Mclean on the Statelen ranch.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Vulcan Stamping Powder $500
per case,-F,rank D. Kmgsbury,
Portage, Wash.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Dressmaking Children's clothes
IA specialty.-Alrs. J. l.. Master.
son, Portage, Wash. 24tf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

Team work of all kinds done al
reasonable rates. w. Braben-
der, Phone Black 754. 2ltf
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-06-16

WANTED TO BUY-White Leg.
horn hens and pullcts; all ages,
all sizes. Phone Black 145. II. A.
Wise. ~
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-03

The tlopper lost out IN Wash
ington's annual bathing, beach
beauty contest this year, Miss Eva
Friden, l7-year-old high school
student, won the prize Il silver low
ing cup, when she appeared with
out makeup Of any kind and with
out bobbed hair. She is the athletic
type and regular bather at the
beaches,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-03

Miss Jennie Bassoff OF London,
a 15-year-old girl. has Just
reached America She came over
to meet her father whom she had
never seen. lie left England be-
fore she was born and settled IN
Baltimore, Nd, where he is now
prominent physician. Mrs. Bass
Off was to follow him, but could
never overcome her fear OF the
ocean sufficiently to take the voy-
age.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-03

result OF B the
The Brig Gen
tI
he dgafoly
originally
by the wheels
He the ar
wle o u
he
Of running would wheels
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-03

At a charity bazaar In Baltimore
in the early eighties Alexander Bell
requested that his telephone, then
a new idea. he tried out at n char
ity bazar, Patrons were allowed
10 talk over It for 10 cents, Mrs.
w. J. Coyle. who operated the
telephone, says that only $40 was
realized however, as most people
ridiculed the invention,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-03

Miss Harriet Gimbel, boasting
4 feet inches in height, is said to
be the smallest COmedienne on the
American stage. But her dim.nu-
Tive size did not prevent her from
winning the first prize at the
Greenwich Village artists bah re-
Gently. Judges agreed she had the
most perfect tigure,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-07-10
The KennebeC Journal CHARGES Only For The
Space You Use But the Advertising Depart
r1ent EXISTS Only For Service

WELL can't do less The Kennebec Journal will be here
w year. If can't show you results this year. YOU
of advertisers, will you? And must have
advertisers in order to make up pay roll
you put your advertising problems up got to
make good
And we will, if you give chance.
Besides Copy and Pictures-.'
you speak Of the great radio broadcast
ing stations your carry thousand miles, But its
influence would not be nearly those distant hearers
would be upon the people within your natural trading
territory.
This rule applies also to newspapers.
graph local gathering forces offers to it's
later world than outside competitor and
in local affairs offers all the happenings which Of such
intimate value that outside to compete
with it,
The Kennebe Journal has ntensivey cultivated and
pulouy its immediate community 1t serves the
city people the rural population equally WE'LL and it sup
ported equally well by BOTH
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-07-10

SURROUNDING this advertisement % pictures. Each
designed to properly illustrate particular article
particular service.
The lines in small capitals under the put there by
the Daily Journals advertising staff
trate the feature of each picture They the double
purpose of advertisement of what
the Kennebe Journal advertising department is ready
for
Combined the entire border of pictures captions around
this type represents % of the upwards Of 5000 the
kennebe Journal gets every 400 week Any ONE
of these pictures with its appropae' copy would cost YOU
at least dollar The kennebec Journal gladly furnishes them
for the suitable illustration of YOUR adversng-and charges
nothing for them except the regular inch for the space
they occupy You'd have to pay the you
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In addition the Daily Kennebe Journal maintains adver
Using department with sufficiently large your
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If know what want advertising to accomplish,
will help you to gain that result
Quite large responsibility. you say
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
By Len Fleming

face like that around the house
they need never be afraid Of rats
or mice. When she looks IN the
glass and sees what . noble ruin
she has In the place Of Q face she
must feel proud that she can wear
anything like that publicly and mot
have anything serious happen TO
her. As for Grizsly-Facs. the fool.
killer moved away Just before
Grizsly came TO town. which was
hard luck for everyone concerned.
Grizzly-Face 10 20 dumb he thinks
this 10 still free country, His
head 10 20 fat that every time he
puts his hat on he looks like his
neck-band had slipped MP around
his ears. His feet are 90 big that
when he walks down the street
everybody thinks some farmer 10
driving . pair Of cattle to market
Both these highly Questionable
young people come from lov-dewn
families. are Justly unpopular. and
n they make their home here whom
they come back II WIN be because
the village heads are ssakrninasd.
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
Story With an
impossible Endine
r. USTER MILLER was . humAa

- USTER MILLER was . humAl
* phenom at three years. Ha
could recits "Over the Hils
to the Poor House" over and baci
again. and he could carry any tun,
you could name-that ID. II the
music dealer wrapped Il mp fof
him at the music store and tucked
Il under his arm-could tell you
who kidnapped the Lost Chord"
and all that stun. .'s'
Naturally. Dad Miller. like all
fond parents. was backward about
mentioning the cleverness Of his
offspring. and never took up more
than six hours Q day Of the firms
time in telling Q bored office force
Of the real genius he had at home.
One Sunday the Spikes. friends
Of Mr.. Miller at the Office. visited
at the Miller house. and. as doting
fathers and mothers are wont to
do. Buster Miller was shanghaied
from the crib and put on parade.
Nov. Buster, recits that poem,
7 Like Your Hair. but I Know lts
False for Mr.. Spike. That's .
good boy" wheedlsd Mr.. Miller.
And Buster started OF at the
drop of the flag. spelling through
his whole repertoire. without once
having to be coaxed or being
bribed with promise of . carload
OF lollypops. or . Fierce Sorrow
automobile, or anything. -
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

thought In his life. II he could
save . mans life BY looking out
the window he'd have the window
boarded up. II he ever caught him
self thinking . kind thought It
made him 20 mad he'd hide the
washtubs 80 his wife couldn't earn
money to buy him something to
eat. The only thing that Hank left
was . few pieces Of secondhand
furniture that the junk dealer
threw away because they we're. In
such poor condition /. and Hank
picked 'em up because he was too
lazy to 20 out arAd steal better.
Hanks demise was hoped for, but
was not expected. ~ nobody
thought he had any brains to do
generate. He win be buried, tenn.
rorariiy. back Of the old slaughter
house. Just a. soon A. the new
fertilizer factory starts Hanks
wife has an offer for Hanks bones
for fertilizer. n Hank makes good
fertilizer Il will be the FIRST time
Hank ever made rood p 'ng.
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

disposition. the kindsst thing that
can be done for It ID to shoot II; tf
Il cooks Ike the old lady, the poor
COOP that gets It for . wife win
have the indigestion worse than
old Bselzebub has had It for the
past twenty years. II. however.
the baby proves to be . boy and
resembles its father IN genera,
character --or. rather. lack Of char
aoter--ths poor infant should be
donated to, an orphan asylum OF
sublst 10 regular parents; his old
man 10 80 disreputable that to call
him . bum makes him swell up
with pride 1t the fiattsrins distine
tion. He n % oussed that n he
was hung for stealing sheep he'd
want the hangmsn to make the
rope out Of the shsep's wool. n
the baby takes after both parents
the authorities might a. wen Be
putting IN new looks and bars and
gstting the jailt nrst-clAss shape
Tor = steady custsmer. The baby
may grow up TO be respectable;
and n may outsrow its homslIness:
but n n doss u vil taks sftsr
str.n~sr.
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
What Could Be Fairer?

MARRIED - Jones-Smith. To
day. at the home Of the brides par.
ents. occurred the wedding Of
silly Jones to GrisSly-Face Smith
The couple were unattended--in
fact nobody could be hired to
stand up with them for fear they
would be talked about. too. The
bride wore a goingaway gown Of
some sort OF cloth that looked like
buriap. and the thing looked likeAa
bag on her. Whatever Il was II
wasn't paid for and never, win be
II It was charged to her old man.
With . daughter like that the
father ought TO had sense
enough to get her a stayinsaway
gown instead Of goins,awsy
away gown-most brides know
enough to 60 away. but few know
enough to stay swayl She wore q
bouquet Of thistles In her corsage
and everybody hoped she'd slip on
her train and fall down on the
thistles. bat she didn't. n Grizzly.
Face was looking for q homely wife
he certainly eot prize; with =
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

BORNA-A baby, named Beelse
bub. to Mr. and Mrs. Tiddiywinks
Tucker. Mother and child are. DO
ins well. but Mrs. Tucker probably
is afraid OF her life a. "Besirebub." !"
sr, has . habit Of coming home
drunk ON such occasions and rails
Ing the old boy--henos the name.
The baby 10 big and strong-looKs
like Il was solid bone from head
to feet---and weighs ave pounds on
the hoof II ID. undoubtedly. the
nomeliest baby we have ever seen,
and we have seen q lot Of em
during q long and painful repor
toriai career. The father claims u
looks Ike the mother and. Of
course, the neither claims Il looks
IKE the father; We don't blame
either OF 'em for trying 10 pass the
buck. 10 the baby grows up TO be
. Girl and resembles its mother IN
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
KNOWN

Armenian
NJ skientist by name of
w Frsxypm1 .TlpskInzupski
who spills . mean Jaw when lit up
with Bulgarian sooiak, made the
wise crack lately that all man.
kinds troubles would automatical
ly ceasssH everybody would tell
the truth for one straight year.
He may be right at that, but
wen probably never know. Any,
how. Just to show how the truth
would sound n We said what We
thought instead OF what we
thought was expected. ] quote .
few examples Of plain. everyday.
unvarnished truth--the kind that
everybody cannot help but recos.
nize. although not used to the
truth.
4 don't expect . prize for my
work from Professor ~ from
Professor Frzp-aw, whats the
ussf II I could spell II twice I
couldn't pronounc. u encei You
folks know the alphabet; thats
ais necessary. TAKE ths alpha
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
Wit of the Week
Bills Loss.

Bills Loss.
EtCAY. Bill. they tell me you've
- Just had your appendix take,
out" said q friend.
That's . fact" replied Bill.
Serves you right, You should
have had It in your wife's name"
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
True Conhdence.

True Confidence.
FATHER ito son, after his first
day as office boy)-I'm glad
you got on well and that they
showed confidence In you.
Son neutrality-suspicious.! Why.
the cashier even gave me the Job
Of checking the ready reckonsrl 2
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
Trust to Herl

CT WILL admit I haven't always
lived as ! should, but I do love
your daughter sincerely. and II
ever I should make her unhappy
hope I win be made to suffer for
IT," .
Don't let that worry you; she'll
attend to that"
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
An III Wind Eta.

WMEN, she declared, contempt-
- uously. ARE absolutely lack.
ing in self-control. Judgment and
good taste"
Possibly. my dear" he respond
cd; but Just think how many old
maids there would be II they were
noti"
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

bet throw the letters into . hat
ian cmpty one Is preferabie) shake
we'll, and take out eight letters fo-
the irst name and thirteen Tor the
last; that's near enough. Here
toes the examples:
DIDD-April 20. 1924, Henry
Skillet. at the family, home. No. ~
Mean street. Of fatty degeneration
OF the brain. Henry Skillet was
known a. the meanest man in Boo
gisville. Parents used to threaten
bad children with looking like
Henry when tney grew up II they
didn't behave; they took one look
It him and behaved, "Hank." a.
he was called BY the cops and
others that he associated with
lot was the lowest sneak.thief IN
the State Of New York. He was
convicted once for picking Z blind
mans pockets. and spent two years
In the county Jail for hitting .
one-iegged man over the head with
HIS own wooden leg Hank never
AID . decent thing or bad . kind
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
Drawing the Line.


THE doctor and his patient we're
talking about q celebrated faith
healer and his auto-suggsstion
ideas.
"As understand It. DOCTOR said
the patient. III I believe I'm well,
I'll be well. Ts that the ideaf"
TT is" rt .
"Then II you believe you are
paid. suppose you1l be paidf-
mot necessarily" 81
But why shouldn't faith work a.
well In one case as In the otherr'
Wei. you See" replied the doc
tor. there ID considerable di6sr
ence between having faith In Prov
idence and having faith In you.s
The Washington times., 1922-06-18
He Believed In Signs.

He Believed in Signs. I
poARDER ION leaving)-Madam.
- you are one Of the most honest
persons I have ever met.
Landlady-I am glad 10 hear
you say that, SIR.
"Yes, your honesty II remark.
able. On your sign you say. Board
ers taken In"
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Smith may live long
and prosper, but they needn't: not
on our account.
The Washington times., 1922-06-18

Coo. .lsA. isia ~ .... S~
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-03-28
IN. Y.STOCK EXCHANGE
| TO Be POPULAREED
Bucketing Frauds Prompt
Larger Activities, Says
Cromwell.
CONDITIONS CHANGED'
Integrity of Free Market
Held Essential for Small
Investor.
COTTON CASES CLOSING
Grand Jury Expected to Turn
Next to Larceny by
Stock Brokers.
COTTON CASES CLOSING

New York Stock Exchange mem.
bers and their partners will meet April
Z to hear of the steps taken by the
exchange to meet the problems Incl
dent to changed investment condi-
tions. 1t is expected that recent dis
closures by the District Attorney and
THE New York HERALD In regard to
bucket shops will be taken up and
remedies discussed.
Seymour l.. Cromwell, president
will speak on THE Stock Exchange In
Its Public Relations" and George P.
Mellick on 1.-THE Problem of Handling
Odd Lots
Other speakers will be James A.
Emery, counsel OF the National AS
sociation of Manufacturers, on 1.-THE
Relations of the New York Stock Ex-
change to Industry" and Jerome Sim
mons, general counsel of the Asso-
ciated Advertising Clubs OF the World
and Assistant District Attorney, and
Herbert S. Houston, president OF the
Houston Publishing Company, will
speak on How to Maintain Public
Confidence"
In announcing the meeting to MEM
bers and partners the exchange said:
THE last several months have wit
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-03-28

woman ana al the rest of the strange
people.
II must be recorded IN The interest 81
morality that Zip learned that SYM
pathy may be found IN the dictionary.
Times have changed with the freaks
as well as elsewhere In the world. and
IL Is no longer considered cute TO leave
ones job and get picked for q few
days. Zip was told pretty plainly by
his best friends among the freaks. par
ticularly by one of the best minds
there. the Bearded Woman. that he was
an awful nut to get stewed that way
and leave the Ringing boys without q
word of warning. thereby putting them
in bad with the public.
The Princess Wee Wee. Just two feet
tall. told Zip he was old enough to be
ashamed of himself, and asked him II
the drink habit had him in such a grip
that he could not tear loose. All day
Zip wandered about looking for sym
pathy and with tears running down his
cheeks.
DR.. Fellowes sent word last night
that lips repentance seemed 30 genu-
inc that 1t was likely he would be re-
instated to-day. but that one more out
break would mean that Zip would have
TO go back into a cage from which he
was emancipated By Mr.. Barnum him
self In 1878.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-03-28
ZIP BACK IN CIRCUS,
SOBER AND HUMBLE
Returns From Week End Bout
With Piwarrie Brew and
Is Forgiven.

Discipline Is discipline and right is
right. II doesn't make any difference
how important you may be or how COM
petent in your own line, you can't get
stewed nowadays. quit your concern fiat
and then come back and expect to get
away with it.
Zip, the Hum2n whatisit. took a few
rars Of piwarrie, a, home brew he makes
from the juice Of the cassava root-says
DR.. Dexter Fellowes. only associate OF
the late Phineas I. Earnum now with
Ringing Brothers and Barnum &
Bailey's circus-got all 1t up like a
gasoline fare, left the show ana Freak
Hall without q word Of excuse and
stayed away until yesterday.
The result was that Sir William John
son. which II lips rightful name and
title, knighthood having been conferred
on him by his Majesty the late Jacques
Lebaudy, Emperor of the Sahara, got
what was coming to him for the first
time in his more than sixty years con-
nection with the show.
When Zip wabbled into Freak Hall
JUST DtApft " was time TO SWlng open
the big front doors Of Madison Square
Garden and let in ten or dozen thou
sand circus nuts--wabbled in with his
dissipated old eyes like burnt holes in
a blanket. three days growth OF beard
on the only patch of skin on which he
can grow beard. which is a place the
size OF dime on the extreme point Of
MS foolish little chin, he went straight
to stall No. I, the place OF honor In
Freak Hall. which for generations he
has occupied by virtue of seniority and
the historic fact that he is tho Oldest
living creature with the show; older
than any OF the elephants older even
than DR.. Fcl--well, older, absolutely,
than anything around the Garden. he
found that tho door had been nailed
fast and that there was no getting In.
Moreover lips proudest treasures,
the violin that he had scraped for half
century the big glittering constable's
badge that he loves to wear in his pro-
fessional hours; the silk hat the size
OF tin cup that just fits his pear
shaped head, and a few other trinkets
Of that sort were locked up and for
hidden to him.
SO far as the circus was concerned
lips standing was lower than Klik-ko.
the Bushman's. than which there Is
nothing lower. and all there was left
for Zip to do was to roam aimlessiy
among the freaks. seeking sympathy
from the three giants, the half dozen
dwarfs. the snake charmer, the Iegless