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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10

to be incurred will be about $500 for
the installation OF shower baths and
other conveniences at the ball park
Another sidelight on this matter is
that the Philadelphia Athletics would
also like to train in Lakeland next
year but will be prevented from doing
SD because OF lack of hotel accommo-
dations unless the new hotel project is
carried through promptly and rooms
are available.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
FOOTBALL !.
BASEBALL
BOXING

years of experience in welfare work
is already at his office in the Cham
Der of Commerce building and is en-
gagged on the reorganization Of the
Boy Scouts.
Every branch of the city's welfare
W orl1will have Mr.. Benefits careful
and efficient attention, under the SUI
pervision of the Community Council,
which is composed of representatives
of the various, civic, patriotic and
fraternal organizations of the city.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
WON TENNIS SINGLES.

Wimbledon Jelly 10.-By The As,
sociated Press -Gerald I. Patterson.
Of Australia won the mems singles
of the grass court tennis champion
ships here today, defeating Randolph
Lycett, Great Britain, in straight sets
G-3, 6-4, G-2.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
DIRECTOR G. E. BENNETT
ASSUMES CHARGE OF
WELFARE LEAGUE WORK

G. E. Bennett, formerly of Rome,
Georgia, has arrived in Lakeland to
assume his duties as director for the
Lakeland Welfare League, and he
and Mrs. Bennett, are located tenn
porarily at the Raymondo house.
Mr.. Bennett, yho has had many
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10

Swelling caused by insect bites can
be reduced by using Billiards. Snow
Liniment. 1t counteracts the poison
and relieves the irritation. Three sizes
Doc, Coo and $1.2O per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
American Association

Columbia at indianapolis.
Toledo at Louisville.
Minneapolis at Milwaukee.
st. Paul at Kansas City.
international League
Syracuse at Rochester.
Newark at Baltimore.
Others not scheduled.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
BUFF.LYNcH CONTEST TONIGHT

New York July 10-Johnny Buff
will defend his bantamweight title to-
night in Il 15-round contest with Joe
Lynch at the New York Velodrom.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
Southern Association

Memphis 80, Mobile PA.
Little Rock 5, New Orleans 8.
Birmingham 4, Nashville ?.
Chattanooga 5, Atlanta l.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
Southern Association

Atlanta at Chattanooga.
Mobile at Little Rock.
New Orleans at Memphis.
Birmingham at Nashville.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
TODAYS GAM ES

Florida State League
Tampa at Orlando.
Lakeland at Daytona.
jacksonville at St. Petersburg.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
National LEAGUE

New York at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia at Cincinnati.
Boston at Chicago.
Brooklyn at st. Louis.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
American Association
YESTERDAYS RESULTS
National League

st. Louis 6, Brooklyn 3.
Chicago Z, Boston 2.
Cincinnati Q, Philadelphia 3.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10
American League

Detroit at Washington.
Chicago at Philadelphia.
st. Louis at Boston.
Others not scheduled.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10

South Atlantic Association
Greenville at Augusta.
Charlotte at Charleston.
Spartanburg at Columbia.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-07-10

American League
Cleveland 9, New York Z.
Washington 49,, Detroit Z.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
ASK FOR FINAL PAPERS
VIII Make Final Application
for Citizenship at Coming
Term Court.

According to the clerk of court,
the following have petitioned for
action upon their second papers
for naturalization before Judge
Reid and the federal examiner
next week at the regular term of
court:
Philip Ernst, state Washington.
Ma.gias John Numeriek, Eagle
River.
Josef Trnka, Eagle River.
George Zinkes, Eagle River.
Alfred A. Anderson, Eagle Riv-
er (fOr re-hearingJ
Geroge Bendotitis, Eagle River.
Jacob Kmiecik, Eagle River.
George Bayer. Woodruff, Wis.
Bohumil Dedic, Eagle River.
Emil August Peterson, Win
chester.
Fred Krsek, Eagle River.
VIM. Niemeyer, Chicago, Ill.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
LOOK OUT FOR GOITRE
Farmers Warned That Now
is the Time to Watch Their
Stocks Condition.

Here in Madison the ground is
covered with snow. For all farm
animals except sheep and horses
this means turning from pasture
to dry feed IN the form of hay,
straw and cornfodder. 1t is not
my purpose here to discuss the
question of drinking water in the
barn or manger or the necessity
of feeding an ample supply of
protein feeds to all classes of
livestock for the cheapest produc-
tion of meat or milk.
But just now as winter ap-
proaches let us look forward to
lambing time and narrowing time
or to the arrival of calves and
colts. What insurance may we
secure for the safe arrival of farm
animals?
FEED IODINE.
Simple goiter is one of the
most insidious diseases of men
and animals. Hairless pigs re-
suit from a lack of iodine in the
feed of the pregnant sow. Lambs,
calves and colts born with big
Threats" or simple goiter show a
lack of iodine in the feed, accord
ing to Prof. Hart of the college
of Agriculture Most of this
trouble may be avoided by feeding
iodine. In each 1000 pounds of
grain or concentrates to be fed
thoroughly mix one-tenth pound
of sodium iodid or potassium To-
did or its equivalent in iodine.
This addition of iodine in the
feed should prevent practically
all of the trouble which Wiscon-
sin farmers have been experience
ing with goiter in farm animals.
One Wisconsin sheep farmer
lost one-half of his increase of
800 lambs. The toll is too great.
A still more important subject
than the one just briefly discus
sed is the prevention of goiter in
girls or boys between the ages of
IL and IL years by the admins
tration of small doses of iodine.
But that is another question
Geo. w. Davies, secretary of Wis
consin Live Stock Breeders As
ISOLATION.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
Stuck i'm SnOwdrifts.

Unable to successfully cope with
the numerous drifts between
Eagle River and his resort on
Big st. German, John Hunter will
await the cleaning out of the
roads or else go home with a one
horse shay, such as we poor guys
have to use on account of not
owning a fiivver. Mr.. H. came
over last Thursday to attend the
fair association meeting and has
been practically showed in since
then.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
JAMES NEVIN is DEAD
For Fifty Years Leader in
Conservation Servic e
Found Dead in Bathtub.

Madison-James Nevin, promi.
nent Wisconsin Democrat, fol
nearly fifty years in the service
of the state, was found dead in a
bathtub in his home here Thurs
day night. Mr.. Nevin had been in
i'll health nearly a year.
For nearly fifty-one years Mr.
Nevin was engaged in conserva-
tion work, more than forty years
having been spent in this service
for the state. He resigned early
this year from the conservation
commission and Brayton o. Web
ster was appointed to succeedhim.
In all his life he had taken only
one vacation, and that for only a
few days.
Mr.. Nevin was born in Canada
sixty-eight years ago, and was
stationed at Windsor in the fish
cry service of the dominion when
Wisconsin sent an agent to De
troit to engage a Michigan expert
for its fishery department. Michi-
gan had no man for the place,
but some of the Detroit men had
heard of Mr.. Nevin and recon-
mended him. His qualifications
proved satisfactory, and he agreed
to come.
1T took me just a half day to
transfer from the job in Canada
to the one here, and the Wiscon-
sin commission did not back me
for the time" said Mr.. Nevin re-
Gently, in telling of his entrance
into Wisconsin service. Il left
Detroit one night, landed in Mil
waukee the next morning about
IL o'clock, and employed the rest
of the day in installing an aquar-
ium for a fish show in the old ex-
hibition building. That was Sept.
1852.
Jerry Rusk was then governor.
When he asked me about my po-
litical belief, / told him / was a
Democrat. He said they would
soon make a Republican out of
me, and if / did not do the work
we'll / would not stay very long in
the state service"
Mr.. Nevin remained in the SER
vice until last May. His wife died
a year ago. One son, Wilmont
Nevin, survives. Mr.. Nevin was
nationally known as an expert in
fish and their propagation.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
DEATH OF DIR. M. p. CADY
Birnamwood Physician Died
of Pneumonia Last Week
EARNED at Clearwater
Lake.

Pneumonia caused the death of
DIR. NJ. p. Cady, physician of Bir-
namwood last week at an Amigo
hospital, where he had beeen TAX
en- for treatment.
DIR. Cady is well known here,
and especially in the Clearwater
lake district where he had a
farm. For several years he had
been raising potatoes upon a large
scale, and had in the making a
real potato farm like that of Sun
set Farm nearby.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
NAMED 1T AFTER PAUL
Town of Pennington Resi-
dent Registers Farm Under
Name of paul Bunyan
Farm"

Register of Deeds Scott phoned
the Villas County News last Fri
day that the last Villas county
farmer TO register a name for his
home was Alfred c. Griffin of the
town of Pennington, who put it
under registry as the Paul Bun
yam Farm"
Mighty good name at that. And
if the owner will emulate the re-
nowned Paul in exploits he will
soon have his town of Pennington
holdings under cultivation and be-
come a second-cousin of Mr.. Bun
yam. Publicity, as we all know, is
the one vital asset for any man,
any community, any county, any
state. If it is kept alive it wins
every time, and the man backing
it is not left in the discard. We
will watch Paul Bunyan Farm
and hope to see it in the front
ranks before many years pass.
Boost, fellows, boost.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
ON Way 10 Germany.

Yesterday from New York Mrs.
John Hunter Of Big st. German,
Mrs. John Sisson of Little st. Ger
main, and another sister from
Chicago. embarked for a visit at
the old home in Germany, expect
ing TO be gone a couple months.
Mr.. Sisson accompanied them as
far as New York. and is expected
to come home this week.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
AHenfion!- Veterans of the
World Var:

The U. s. Veterans Bureau Cleanup Squad will make
its Headquarters Rhnelander Wisconsin on the following
dates
Monday, January 9th 1922
Tuesday. January 10TH 1922
Wednesday, January llth 1922
Its members will include government examiner a
compensation and claims examiner a vocational
training advisor and representatives from the American Red
Gross and the American Legion.
This Squad may be daily from 900 a. m. to 1900
noon and from Loo 500 p. and their headquarters
at Rhinelander will be in the Armory.
Ex-service and women who have made previous
claims for compensation which they believe sasfac
tory adjusted apply for re-opening of their and
those who desire ascertain they entitled vocational
training awaiting adjustment of their claim may appeal
toJhe Squad for information and advice.
1t absolutely necessary for anyone approaching the
Squad bring his or her discharge from Service and
addition will be helpful he will bring and all commun
icaons which he have received from the u S. Veterans
Bureau the Bureau of War Risk Insurance prior the
Veterans Bureau having been created.
The Members of the u S. Veterans Bureau Cleanup
Squad while possessing authority definitely dispose of
your claim the spot be most helpful to you all
claims which they handle receive very prompt consideration
at the District Office of the Bureau in Chicago.
II you know of any disabled who have filed
a claim. they should get in touch with someone
nected with the Red Cross American Legion the point
convenient their home, and have the necessary
government forms filled and receive instructions
what further they must do
Make il your business to be Rhinelander of
the above dates if you have any compensation training
pending and encourage all your friends to do likewise
Yours very truly.
THE AMERICAN RED CROSS
THE AMERICAN LEGION.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
Had Some Capacity.

John Smith, fellow who lived
at Big Falls, was one of a party
of five who drank a gallon of
moonshine in one evening. His
comrades took him to his home
and set him up In his chair. The
next morning his wife awoke to
find the man dead.-Shawano
Journal.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
Eli Has Taken Lessons.

Eli Thoris, caretaker for the
James T. Wilson summer home on
Pioneer lake, spent Monday in
Eagle River doing his holiday
shopping. Eli has taken a pledge
for 1922, and the many fishing
chums he cares for at Hazen's re-
sort every summer will no doubt
be much better off if he really
sticks to his pledge. Since he
read the Paul Bunyan" issue of
the Villas County News, Eli and
Tom Morris have come to the
conclusion that they never were
in Pauls class but having a hank
ering after the old-timer's method
of passing and getting away with
the proverbial buck, have order
ed several copies and will study
the methods employed by the ven
cradle Paul. For years and years
Eli and Tom have been the whole
outfit when it came to telling
"whoppers." Now it is different
since reading what a really pol.
ishedguy like Bunyan handed out
Collett of Ohio and Jack of Chica
go will see a great change in both
Thoris and Morris next summer
when they visit the fishing
grounds of North Wisconsin.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

Tanks for the copy of Villas
a-y News with the story Of
Be- B--g-r-th writer of that
surely would make
uoi man; at least any
~ BE- might manage TO catch
rE gse none Of its size in the
a-g q story. / gave the
rw % Waiter Alexander and he
y, Be is -.le to place it among
B 1ls OF the early days, thou
b -EEr during all his travels
E TIE woods country hap
PRE- 90 the wonderful Mr..
t-E- Joking aside, it's a
rt-E @ feature and should
s purpose for which
rs E.. By the way. I no
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
Special Features Tonight.

Treasure Island" big Aircraft
feature, will be shown tonight at
the Opera House. Greatest of all
adventure stories. Brawling row.
ers of the seas. As exciting as a
boys first circus. As romantic as
girls first love letter. At the
Opera House tonight.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

The next meeting of the Eagle
River Woman's Club will be held
at the home of Mrs. w. II. Bent
in the evening of January 9Th
next week Monday.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

tice the News has kept steadily
pounding away telling of the
good things of Northern Wiscon-
sin and / am sure you must be
getting results. The people up
there should appreciate what you
are doing for that part of the
state" e. ID. Underwood, city ed
itor of Wausau Record-Herald.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
No Jury

There will be no jury
called at the term of
court TO open next week
Monday, and jurors are
hereby notified not to APP
pear.
Judge A. II. Reid has
withdrawn the use of a
jury for this term, notify
ing the clerk of circuit
court last week Thursday.
Fern Scott. Deputy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

Miss Margaret Sailor of Rhine.
lander came home last week fol-
a holiday visit with home people
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

"A novel and attractive Christ
mas issue of the Villas County
News at Eagle River was pub
Iished under the title of Paul
Bunyan's Holiday Edition" with
theobject of promoting interest in
land clearing in that section.
Paul Bunyan" is a mythical
character, reputed to have been
seven feet tall and of enormous
strength, who is said to have been
the greatest logger and land
clearer that northern Wisconsin
ever produced. Editor ID. c. Men
efee deserves credit for the clever
application of his idea-"-Pub-
fishers Auxiliary.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04
CIT PUBLICITY
~ n
u,I,I7y Edition of
.Csr.rq Statewide
r.-mentfo for Villas County.

r News Paul
F Edition has
comment, and
t0 be reprint
hands Of hun
-.s friends of the
want 10 retain
80 If his early
n deeds.
possible by
-. SNenehart Of
- airing depart
-a.-.- tbe Villas COun-
6aE data Of the
r has been a
that IL Is bring
80 end land owner
~ chat II he will
60 heroic deeds
- Ind cleared for a
Earn Tor a better bank
- W e assistance Of
n P-vn he state land
r axe working with
- A-.. Gibson, every real
..f-- az his farm at a
--- expense
a.F sure awakened the
w state who have
= Ft eyes upon Villas
.-r A. good little slab
r-u .-5ry where every
Fw f-. nf boosting pep
.F-Et ss him somewhere
rv rr 5- year.
sr are some Of the comments
p t.s edition issued by the
w tuo ago TO its hOli-
J 5ks
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

Mrs. Hugo and Mrs. Herman
Behn were called Friday to Stur-
geon Bay on account of the death
of their father.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

Its good. Mail us some of the
copies of your Paul Bunyan Is
sue."-G. d. Jones Land Co., Wau-
sau.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

e. a-lsr o. promote land clear
Il Villas county the Villas
v News II Eagle River
u --t t week with a Paul
-- edition. ID was one of
Gst things in the way of a
ei edition that has been seen
D @ New North exchange desk
g-,sa while. An article on
.-ra Paul and several
s from the pen Of f. S.
cart Of . city were Observ-
p & vas some edition and Edi-
w Nrtaa Is Go he congratulate
!. N.h frr BIS enterprise and
rgrll.v Rhinelander New
Jr
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1922-01-04

Villas County News-s2.O 90 a year
Phoenix tribune., 1922-05-27
Wills and DEMPSEY
May Meet JULY | IN
Ring ENGAGEMENT
Especial to The Tribune)

New York, May 26.-After lodging
all over America and half over Eu-
rope Jack Dempsey, white heavy
weight champion boxer of the world,
will defend his title against Harry
Wills in the baseball park here July
1st, the New York World learns to-
day.
All arrangements for the bout have
been made and it only remains for
Jack Kearns to sign on the dotted line
and cinch the formal articles of agree
ment.
The bout it is understood, will be
promoted by the Montreal Press Club,
and assurance has been given that no
interference will come from the au-
thorities.
July / here is Dominion Day, which
corresponds to independence Day, or
July 4th, in the United States. The
date falls on Saturday and it is antici-
pated that 100000 people can see the
bout, as temporary stands will be
erected in the baseball park
Harry Wills long has been consid-
cred the logical challenger for Demp-
sey's heavyweight title. He has size,
reach, poundage, and boxing skill in
his favor, to say nothing of plenty Of
experience.
The amount of the purse has not
been divulged, but it is understood
that Dempsey is guaranteed 100000
with a privilege of a percentage of
the gross receipts, which are likely
to reach s1,OOO,OOO or more
Phoenix tribune., 1922-05-27
is LEFT TO KEARNS
WHETHER DEMPSEY
Will fight HARRY
(Preston News servicel


New York, May 26.-The latest bit
of news anent the meeting of Jack
Dempsey and Harry Wills came from
Montreal, Canada, few days ago. 1t
lis to the effect that everything is all
set for a fight to be staged ty the
chamber Of commerce in a baseball
park in the Canadian city and the gate
is estimated at over a million if
Dempsey is willing to crawl from be-
hind the color line and show the
world he isn't the biggest ham that
ever paraded as a champion.
1t is said that the white man will be
guaranteed 100000 with a percent
age. OF course, and as is the custom
the colored brother, to prove that he
is a real fighter will have to accept
almost anything to get the white
fighter in the ring. And inspite
of the tempting offer many of the
fight fans entertain serious doubts
of Dempsey accepting. He would
rather fight some Of the European
near-pugilists for much less money
than face a real fighter-WILLS.
Phoenix tribune., 1922-05-27
GEN'L CONFERENCE
OF {. NJ. E. CHURCH
ELECTS 4 BISHOPS
Especial to The Tritune)

St Louis, Mo, May 26.-The 18th
Quadrennial session Of the C. NJ. E.
church formerly closed last Tuesday
eve. after electing four bishops and a
corps of general officers.
The big work of the conference was
the election of bishops which took
place Saturday, May 1S. Four bish-
ops were elected on the first ballot.
The ballots cast for bishops were
as follows: R. T. Brown, 259; j. c.
Martin, 25S; ]. A. Hamlett, 24S; ].
w. Mckinney, III; c. w. Holsey,
1O5; J. A. Bray, 81; J. H. Moore, 1913;
G. T. Long, 46; R. S. Stout, LOG; ].
A. Walker, 70; N. F. Haygood, II;
G. w. Mills, 80; ]. H. Douglas, 49,;
G. M. Mobiles, IS; F. H. Rodgers, So;
J. M. Reed, 81; c. H. Tobias, Is; H.
B. Leach, 10; T. c. Little, 90; N. L.
Smith, 81; S. w. Brown, 4; T. c.
Black, 2; A. w. Womack, 1; j. A.
Martin, a; j. C. Brown, 1; J. IA. Britt,
1; w. ]. Turner, Z; J. A. Winters
%; L. H. Brown, 5; G. J. Jackson
Q; C. L. Howard, 2; D. Huston, 2;
A N. Stevens, 4; w. Y. Bell, g; c.
M. Newell, 3; w. c. Smith, l; ]. w
S. Lowe, I; G. I. Tyrus, 1; E. B. Ros
SER 10; R. L. Langford, 2; ]. B. Byrd
.: II. L. Stallworth, A.
Drs. R. T. Brown, ]. c. Martin and
]. A. HAMLET were elected on the first
ballot. Dr. J. w Mckinney being
the next highest on the list, was
made the unanimous choice of the
conference by the other candidates
getting out of the race.
Phoenix tribune., 1922-05-27
is IT INGRATITUDE
THAT Affects JACK
JOHNSON OR WHAT?
preston News service)

New York, May 26.-One is almost
tempted to believe that there is
something of ingratitnde in the make
up of Jack Johnson and to this can
be laid the stellar reason for his
continued sufferings. Note where they
have served him with papers in Chi
cago, the charge being that he forgot
all about debt of $4,000 advanced to
him shortly after he left Leavenworth.
Among the first things Jack did with
the borrowed coin was to buy himself
an automobile.
This reminds us of the time he
was having his troubles in New York
City after winning from Jim Jeffries.
Mrs Walker an estimable lady who
before her death conducted the Press
Hotel, advanced the bail money
which made it possible for Johnson
to loll around at Baron Wilkins cafe
while waiting for his trial to come
up. One day Mrs. Walker had occas-
ion to call at the cafe to see Jack,
but the champion thought he was too
busy and sent word down that he
would call to see her at her hotel
when he had time.
Mrs. Walker jumped to her feet
and informed the messenger that un-
less Johnson wanted to be turned over
to the authorities in five minutes he
would slide down the bannister and
appear in her presence. Needles to
say, Jack did the hundred yard dash
in nothing to placate the irate lady.