The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-08-11

arrested after . ride Of 90 hours. The driver
wants $27O. Jack says according TO Dis fecoi-
lections" the bill isn't that much. Probably
Mr. Cudahys powers Of recollection departed
while the bill was in it, infancy.>
sNo wonder Exclains Betty He
Can TEayelp
+ From the Moline Dispatch.1
n FL. Hulsbrink Of Sacramento. CAL
formerly of Moline. is visiting friends
in this city. He will remain here for two
weeks. Mrs. Hulsbrink is now connect
ed with the Southern Pacific company.
A REPORT from the committee on Amer
lean ideals to the American Bar Association
SAYS I'VE are convinced that il it could Re
submitted to a vote large number OF our
citizens would vote in favor Of Abolishfng the
constitution entirely" Doubtless that's true;
but only lawyer could have added that word,
entirely.
"sHE SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR; IT
WENT RIGHT THROUGH REDS
AUBURN HAIR
Dear r. E. MEG: OF course read 1t and
was what you said should belfast night
And now-tell me, Mac, do you really think
Carl v. v. inspired him? And IL 80. why??
Even so, several chapters fascinate me.
want to know more!
please don't mention this out loud. I'm
alpest afraid Of my arrowS)
WEDNESDAY, the nintn MAlU MARIAN.
RORY rad II. too (meaning Reds 'The
Case for Censorship: An InquiryC; and imme-
diately phoned us that Red had overlooked "The
House Of the Seven Gables" Tor was it
GabelsD. ~ well rs another title he couldn't
side In the marital adventures Of Lima
Cavalieri.
AS an anomaly in the days news we point
DRY Agents Pour $4,000 Quarts of Scotch in
Sink"
MURDER MYSTERY Is SOLVED (AGAIN).
Being The CORRECT solution Of the terrible
murder mystery Of the Rue Quatriene)
I, Lupin de Lupe, more or Less criminal de-
tectfve, do herewith make public for the first
time the story Of how ran to earth the friends
IL mean fends--who shot Bill GAbel.
I, Lupin de Lupe, upon hearing Of the muir
der, disguised myself inconspicuously a. the
Hoodah Of Kashmif, and repaired at once r.
the scene Of the crime; keeping we'll behind
my luxurious false beard in order to throw of
| suspicion and discourage undesired attention.
The police, unable to find q gallon Of home
brew to confscate, had gone home in a weak
ened condition, leaving me free to conduct NV
Investigations undisturbed
I examined the gas station, the Sash and
Door Works, the Rock island Register Co.. fhe
H. ~
the police station to learn whether or not the
{murderers had reported there and given them
| selves up.
So far had no clue-but on the way home
examined with care all human tracks, dor
tracks. cat tracks street car tracks and the
tracks at the c., B. & Q. station. was sbont
to admit defeat when saw high power cSP
and knew then that my quarry was at hand.
The mystery being solved, called loudly tor
the police. who came nearly IT. once with a
pack OF bayinE Pcmeranians straining at the
p%ss go
reached homo At daylight utterly exhaust
ed, and sank deep into . chair, but as cane
up fol. the third time was rescued bv nv
faithful friend and janitcr, Watsone.
Breathing sigh Of deep contentment. I
opened my eyss and murmured family:
u 1G,eE w,s.nne &. said naa,I pn dc
| L. MoouEuR.
! SOLOMON PIrTLE. who is about to r.iss
Tor rear) mustache, asks our gentle read
ers" for some advice. as it." he aaks. "a
thing Of utility? Or merely . decoration! A
| curse or blessing to man? Friends, ease nv
bsrturbation!" Further hs inquiries vhether
said mustacAe 10 grounds for alimony or . d.
vorce, or both. We shall be glad to relav anv
comforting thoughts to Solomon.
| so SHE MIGHT-BUT WE Haze OUR BOOTS.
Dear Mac: Since gritty Sapolio fell down
IN the tight and failed to polish this city nm
bright ws1l Dsnd Old Dutch Clsanser to chaee
out the blight II she doesn't clean 'em, Why
Youn for sanitation, !
BON AM.
A BULL which fell into . pit full Of CAM
Of nitroeiycertne starved TO death thers be.
cause wofkmen feared to attempt rescue ac.
| oofdt0R To r ViPA Gf0pv vastAr6av