The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-03-26
BY PAULINE LAYMAN.

Place. Convention hall
Time. Just before Mr. Smith and
Mr.. Padgett started their act.
Flapper. If that last was the
semiwindup. this must be tho all.
wOuudup.
Her Escort. tgallontiy) Er--oh
absolutely
Mere Woman. SO that's tn,
Padgett person. don't like his
looks.
Friend Husband, Ills face is moi
his fortune.
Mere Woman. Then it's his mis-.
fortune.
Fans. Gawd, what mug I'd
nate to meet him alone on the
mountain top. His face il enough
to frightcn "a fellow to death. 4 BET
he won his wife before he got "a
looking that way. 1 pick him for the
winner.
Smith Backers. That's him. That.
/ my man. Whoopoe! Attaboy, Warnie
Greetings, Smith.
Friend Husband. Warnie's the
favorite.
Mere woman. Hes certainly
popular with me.
Disgruntied ones. Take that
referee out. Throw out that crook
nav -NSll' ldN-l'ls Outslub with
him. We want a referee. Sack
him.
Announcer. Got lots OF good new,
for you. Captain Bob Roper oi
Chicago will meet Carl
Disgruntled One. Git referee.
Annoupcer-Morris OF Sapulpa
here, etc.
Flapper What are they all. talk.
ing about?
Her Escort. The Marquis OF
QuCensbury.
Flapper. oh, do they know
HIM?
Sporting Gent. Twelve rounds is
a long way to go.
Fight Fiend. Not too long for me
! want to see a knockout, We haven't
had a knockout tonight.
Mr.. Henpeck. Here's where
learn some defensive measures
against my lifetime sparring partner,
Gong. Clang!
ROUND ONE.
Sporting Gent. Round they 70.
Fans. We're with you Warnie,
All right, Warnie. Put the spurs
into him. cowboy. Get in there,
cowhand Throw him, cowboy.
Come on, Warnie, Rope that guy,
Warnle. Fight him. cowboy. Don't
hurt him, Warnie. First blood for
PadgetL
Disgruntled one. You watch this
fight, referee.
Referee. Time!
BETWEEN ROUNDS.
Flapper' Why stop? They don't
look tired.
Her Escort. It's ah-customary.
Salesboys. Salted peanuts an
chewing gum an candy.
Mere Woman. What do they call
the stage anyway?
Friend Husband. The ring.
Mere Woman. But it's not a ring.
It's n square.
Friend Husband. They call It a
ring. They have squared the circle.
Mere Woman. tstill unenlight-
eneD OIL
First Bettor. What do you say +?
Second BettoE L don't know.
Would-be Bettor. I'm neutral
They're both clever fighters.
Disgruntled one. This won't be no
draw. That refere'll have TO give il
to one. He'll hold up one hand.
ROUND TWO.
Smith Backers. Don't be afraid
OF that face. Warnie. He's only
skin-deep, remember that. Make
him fight Make him show us some
more. Now hand It TO him. That's
the thing. slip II to him, Warnle.
Smiths Right. P-lunki
Smith Backers. Oh, that hurt me.
Man! oh, ouch! Good boy, Smith.
Were with you.
Fans Watch the cowboy clinch
Stranger Padgett! Make him
fight! Make him fight, Warnie.
Applause.
BETWEEN ROUNDS.
Mr.. Moonshine. (thlckly) AGIth
me a lighth.
Ills Nelghbor. You're all lit up
College Prof. cat fight for first
time) These flstlc encounters seem
much more mild and decorous than
advance information led me to sup
pose. Here ! have for two OF the
prescribed periods of time been OBJ
serving two leaders Of the profess
sion-let me see. what are their
names Mr.. smith and Mr. Padgett
and SO far not solitary drop OF the
precious life-fluid has been spilled.
ROUND THREE.
Backers. Fight, him, Warnie.
Come on. you cOwpuncher.
Fans. Break 'em up. Break!
Make 'em fight. This isn't Sunday
night: get the screws on him, War
ME.
Referee Break,
Fight Eiend. They're not hitting
hard enough,
Fans. This here was supposed to
be fight, not a one-step. stop that
infighting. This Is no afternoon tea.
Say, what do you think this Is,
petting party? Aw, go in and hit
him. Go on. fight. Break EN- up.
BREAK EN- UP
Dlsgruntled one. ST. down,
referee.
Flapper What's everybody 50
mad about?
Her Escort. Because they're spar
ring and feinting too much.
Flapper. Painting! oh, / hope
not,
Smiths Right. Wham' Blff!
Fans. Wh-ee-e, that hit. II land
ed. That's the time, Warnie. That's
more like II. Just look AZ him now,
Warnie. That's the stuff.
BETWEEN ROUNDS.
one and AL Jabber iabbcr chit
chat
ROUND FOUR.
Fans Fourth round coming up.
One blow for Warnie. Make him