Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-02-20
uNIYERSTTY HEIGHTS DOINGS.


(By Special Wire to Scrawlings)
Doc Howard Raper is rewriting one of his books
moars. --.. .
rival contemplates giving to the. anxious world a
series of articles entitled sanatoria Have Known
or, Where DO We Go From Here?"
Viscount Lasceles is not going to renounee his
title when he gets married, but he might just as
In certain street in this town there are deep
ruts, and the only motorist who doesn't drive IN
them Is woman, GOD bless her!
REFERRED TO DIR. WEST.
Sir: Can't you induce the health department 60
post these signs in Albuquerque:
REMEMBER THE
JOHNSTOWN FLOOD! -
Since the advent of automobiles and prohibition,
getting arrested is no novelty.
"EvERY," DID YOU SAY?
Woman is a rare edition,
Widely read and oft suppressed,
Every bird tho unterary,
Wants copy in his nest u
Knock Albuquerque and you bid for unpopu-
larity But was ever a city better clubbed?
BANG! BANG! WENT THE ROD AND REEL.
"Afy Buick is as necessary to me on hunting
trips as my rod reel and gun."-Journalad
Black $. Knight: 4 Ford dem dice nigsan, Ford
choclet Brown; what yoall mean, boy, Ford
Black s. Knight; Shake. rattle and roll, dats
what All means!"
Occasionally someone throws us rose from
which the thorns have all been pucked. This is one:
let critics probe your plays and find
Fit matter for their trade of whacking;
Let pundits anayze your mind and say
That this that is lacking;
For critic and pundt gass
do not care week old cruller-
I only know that when you pass
The world will be a d sight duller."
PAGE IA. LTD.
VIRTUE NOT ONLY REWARDS ITSELF, BUT
TAKES AN EXTRA MEASURE
rs your watch in safe and honest hands?
Honest dealing. fair prices and expert workman
ship is the result OF our success."-Journalad.
o o o
Bachelors are always disappointed when they
learn that "sze" in ladies' hosiery means foot
measure only.
NOW YOU STOP!
sweet male flapper is presented.
Powdered, oiled, and sweetly scented,
And your hand you gently shove
Out to meet his-Ye gods above!
He parrots meekly "'Scuse my glove!"
ARE YOU MARRIED, OR DO YOU LIVE IN
HOLIYW0OD?"
II VIII Hays can knock 81" out of Hollywood,
he will not only earn his salary, but will at the
same time prove his worth as a Presbyterian sun
day school teacher.
0
The Louisville Courier Journal says Mr.. Fall is
peeved because he is not allowed to take charge of
Alaska. Alaska has approximately 37S, ,165,760
acres of land. New Mexico had but 7S,4S5,760.
o o o
wHATLD YOU HAVE, TRIEND-Two
OR DOZEN!
Sixteen cases OF flu in state Two in Albuquer-
Irreducible.
The number of cases of influenza has in
creased to twelye.--Thursday Irreducible.
O O O
THE LATEST Fox-TRoTs FROM DENVER
From Denver such pieces I'll Trovatore' and
nTDO with diefin
ton, etc. I'VE could have had dance to the Dem
yer music" said one man today.-The Irreducble,
Recalling the old about funeral dirge in
Chicago being one-step in st. Louis.
O o o
If THERE is A SECOND
WIZ WILL PUT 1T IN THE MINUTES
Sir: Now that Mr.. Fillerup has made his debut
In this column. move that he be elected member
Of the j. U. G. club in Ration.
EATON B. GOING.
HEARD IT? OLD DEAR, WE'D FORGOTTEN IT:
Sir: Here's one that's old here Maybe you
haven't heard it out sunshiney-way:
Sing song of Canada
A bottle full of rye:
Ten and twenty tourists
All doggoned dry
When the rye opened
The Yanks began to sing,
We've forgot the Stars and Stripes
God Save the King"
VAN Waterford, N. ~
Ali The boys have just arrived to put in the
phone. Pardon friends while we do little super
intending.
And for bossing rather than being bossed.
you don't know the half OF It, dearie you don't
snow the half Of IT. - u. c."