Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-03
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In summer time hammock
Swung low beneath tree,
gentle breeze. short Stories these
Contenment hold for me.
Brisk autumn days returning,
The open highway calls.
want a horse, car, perforce,
It's staying home that pals.
In winter time fireplace
Embraces all my needs;
A coy nook, old friends, a book
That tells Of valorous deeds.
But blooms the honey suckle,
With moonlight for a span,
The truth, no less must confess
In spring. WANT MAN!
While Grandma Gadabout down town last
week to buy some Buster Brown collars, the wind
veered around to the north and chapped both of
her knees
Will somebody this morning please explain the
law of roast pork and apple sauce?
It has been suggested that the group of less
than dozen men who every little while meet to
eat, change their name to the Gorge Us Ten
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BUT REMEMBER, THE BIGGER TIER ARE
THE HARDER THEY FALL.
Sir: Mr. Bloom is advertising plump Gladolus,
but personally. prefer slim, slender. sylph-like
Black Eyed Susan. SWEET WILLIAM.
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gentleman who says the commissioners
rammed the paving down his throat, thinks Albu-
querque should be called the City of Brothery
Shove.
Howard Gruehl went to Lamy for complete
rest Iamy's possibilities to fill the bill are 100
per cent plus.
Here's to the girl that's mine,
All mine.
he he
She smokes cigarettes.
And sometimes,
I'm told
She goes out and forgets
That's she's mine, all mine.
(Judciously selected and shamelessly clppedo
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Being neither Ro-tater a Ki-wanter and
therefore unschooed in silent any other kind of
boosting must print our weeks donation to the
cause of harmony and congratulate Mr. Roslngton
upon the improved service given by the Ratters
Golfers by the coughers.
To the High School Four Busy Ten. Dandy
Dozen Lucky Thirteen. Jolly II, Jolly Score, Sixty
Dancing and the Five Hundred Clubs, there will
soon be added the Thirsty Thirty. The one REQUIRE
ment for membership in the Thirsty Thirty will be
to believe implicitly that whiskey is good, intern
perance Is virtue.
During the epidemic that Just hit us. recent
bride was feeding her equally husband some
steaming broth. OWE" he fawned. ''do you want
to scad my throat?" mo- darling" cooed she.
"just burn out the flu"
Try that on your fawner and cooer.
We have been unable to locate the speed limit
sign in New Mexico which in English reads 20 miles
per hour and in Spanish allows rs miles per hour,
but 1t probably erected by officials who realize
the shortcomings OF both races
IN WHICH TWEET TWEET CHANGES TO
HONK HONK.
Sir: see in the Santa Fe New Mexican where
"A Singer, sninger and A Bird arrived today by
motor from Albuquerque" Somehow felt that the
coming of spying would eventually be motorized.
DON FULANO.
ONE CONTINUAL CRIMSON SUNSET.
If / should die tonight
And you should come to my cold corpse
And say. boy, you going far away
Where there streams Of Scotch and rye
And there is no such word as dry"
I'd say to you. "Cut out the gush
Just nail me down and mark me 'RUSHP"
OBSERVATION OF THE OLDEST INHABTTANT.
Sir: can remember when. we elected mayor
third as bitter as electing three men to work on
commission EATON b. GOING.
judge in Chicago sentenced two girls to read
fairy tales. We might send them some Of our local
campaign literature
UNIVERSITY NOTES.
(By Ewes Dropper.)
Many of the boys who think they have shapey
limbs are wearing Knockers on them
Students who try to take Window Sill Vacations
Several girls wardng off proposals until they
be gushed the estufa steps
Spring training for tea hounds brought out more
candidates than football practice ever did.
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FREE VERSE.
(Hep yourself)
I'd rather bring the sunshine to little child
Or put smile upon his worried face
Than entertain king and queen in regal splendor-
Especially with hired help as high as 1t is.
I'd rather hear the sping notes Of childish song
Or see them play at acting the stage
Than hear the finest voices the greatest stars
Particularly with seats at five dollars per.
I'd rather have lowly cot with love around,
Some place where comfort dwells in every room
Than hang my sky-piece in N. Y!s finest palaces
I'm growing senmental--Giddap! Gtalong!
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II you take the opposing sides word for it, Al
buquerque Is going to be poor place to live for
the next four years. regardless OF who is elected to-
morrow. Personally, believe they are both wrong
III d. c."