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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

ing his tour Of 40 states.
The Arabic legend, written on a
postal card by the janitor, one Charles
Schweitzer, was an open sesame.
The words formed the name of two
engagements in which the janitor.
then a sergeant, and Foch, then lieu
tenant, fought with units of the First
Colonial regiment in Algiers in 1877,
1t was learned. Foch remembered the
names, and knowing that only a COM
rade of his Algerian regiment would
know them. sent for him forthwith.
"The marshal is the same kindly
man and good soldier that he was In
Aigiers," the Janitor sGid, after his
visit with the generallssimo. "Who
knows? ! might have been general
If I'd stayed In the army with him."
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
To Lose Canal Zone Jobs

More than 700 service men Of the
World war may be thrown out Of en-
ployment in the Panama canal zone,
following the governments sweeping
reduction in personnel, according TO
a report filed by the American Legion
at Washington. The number OF ci-
Villan employees In the canal zone
has been reduced 40 per cent since
March 4, 1921.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

the war with Spain, serving in the
Philippines. Later he was captain in
the National Guard of Illinois. He
commanded battery Of field artillery
in action in France.
At Minneapolis last year he was
elected chief of the Spanish War
Veterans. He was one of the 80 men
chosen to represent the two million
members Of the American expedition
airy force in France to organize what
later became the Legion. Company c.
One Hundred and Second Infantry, G.
A. R., of Illinois, adopted him as a
member. Mr.. Carlstrom Is lawyer.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

Ma" Burdick TO the men, ner dough-
nuts and pies were known to the last
of PershIngss army.
Mrs. Burdick, who is sixty years old
but doesn't show 1t, arrived In France
IN December, 1917, with PA" her hus-
band. With a stove which Mr.. Bur-
dick, also an ensign of the Salvation
Army, rugged up, and sewing ma
chine which she found and repaired,
Ma cooked for the boys as they came
from the lines, mended their clothes
and made new ones out Of salvaged
material.
ma" and 'Pa" were godparents Of
the First division, and from Decem-
Der Of 1917 until the armistice Mrs.
Burdick baked her pies and made her
doughnuts In every sector Of the west
ern front, as close up to the fighting
lines as they would allow her. The
war over, the couple were transferred
to Brest where they mlnlstered to the
soldiers until they sailed for home in
April, 1919.
Mrs. Burdlck, resident of Wichita
Falls. Tex, is in charge Of hospital
relief work for disabled ex-service
men for the Legion auxiliary Of Texas
In addition to her duties as national
chaplain and ensign of the army hosts.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
GENTLE TAP OF FAN FATAL
Man preamlnu Of the Days Of the
ouillotine Died When His Wife
Touched His Neck.

Arthur mclaughlin OF Detroit is re-
sponsible for this story sent me BY
my friend, Leo d. Brown, OF the Cos
mopolitan Book corporation:
"a Reno gent had. on, Saturday
night. become very much absorbed In
The Tale Of Two Cities Particularly
was he impressed with the description
Of the guillotlne and the misfortunates
upon whose necles 1t descended SO dew
astatingly. The vision preyed upon
his imagination.
Next day his wife insisted that he
accompany her to church. He drowsed
during an Unfortunately long prayer and
dreamed that the gulllotine was about
to descend on his bent neck. Wife,
upon resuming' her seat when the
prayer was over, noticed that her hus-
band was asleep and still leaning for
ward, HIS head resting on his hands on
the pew ahead. And so. with her fan,
she tapped him lightly upon the back
Of the neck. whereupon the gent fell
dead"
What a fearful lesson for wives =
w. o. 4. in the Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
The Young Mothers
Health is Most Vital
Hear What This Woman Says
About II

st. Louis, Mo.-'During my early
married life / found Fsvorite Prescrip-
ton a wonderful help to me. About
the time my third child came l was in
very poor health and became nervous
and irritable. / took DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription and it was not
long until ! was well woman. l
certainly feel very grateful for what this
medicine did for me."-Mrs. Walter
Naumann, 4053 Taft Ave.
You should obtain this famous Pro
scription rotD at your nearest drug
store in tablets or liquid, or write DR..
Pierce, president Invalids' Hotel in
Buffalo, N. Y, for free medical advice.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

France to receive
an unsung janltor
in his rooms at
midnight.
The incident oc-
Cured during the
& en- e Rlissimo's
visit to st. Paul.
MIMI, as a guest
Of the American
Legion. 1t Is still
b elm G talked
about. 1t was the
longest interview
Foch granted dur
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
Carrying On With the
American Legion

The Home Guard company Of Fair
mont, MINI. has turned over its war
fund of $500 to furnish the building
of the Legion post.
sss
The old City club Of Champaign, III,
has been absorbed by the American Lee
giOn post there. The post will erect a
community home. open to the public.
A fourth of the freshmen law stu
dents at Vanderbilt university are ex-
service men receiving vocational train
ing and belong to a Nashville post OF
the Legion.
"The worlds only shImmying chick
en-" was billed in the SOY Day" cele-
bration of Hendrick lIa) post Of the
Legion. The post claims the chicken
was 'born that way"
Half OF the money for the erection
of the community memorial building to
be erected by the American Legion
post at Sturgis, s. d.. has been pledged
by its members from state bonuses.
$50
Midst regimentaI honors galore and
major general ruhies. Hanford Mac
Nider, national commander OF the
American Legion, was received by his
old regiment, the Ninth Infantry. sta
toned at Houston, Tex. A loving cup
was given him BY the men
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
FARM FOR SALE

Florida 2o-acre producing farm; immediate
occupancy; good land. high state cultiva-
ton; newly fenced; new nye room cottage.
~ developed modern farming Community;
near large canning factory. syrup factory
and dairy within threo-qA4yters mile rail-
land; planted in January under fair condl-
tions. Irish potatoes should yield SO barrels
per acre ready for market April and May
and present indications should bring $500 or
more per barrel. Irish potatoes should be
planted, cultivated, harvested and marketed
cellent marketing facilities; abundance good
farm labor Natural drainagS-no swGmps
or overhow8; one or more additional money
crops may be produced on same land after
potatoes. This fine farm may be yours for
cash payment OF 81, 1901 90 and balance with
where. Think. Investigate. Act.
Florida Farms and Industries Co.
Dept. 'P" Green Cove Syringe, Fla.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

meet their needs
of today" says
Mrs. Ensign F. o.
Burdick OF the
Salvation Army,
recently elected.
national chaplain
of the American
Legion auxiliary.
That MRS. Bur
dick did serve
"the boys under
shell fire." thou
sands Of the A.
e. +. will testify.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
Sublime and Beautiful.

One Of the professors says Zulu
women are more beautiful than the
women Of this country; but the pro-
fessor's announcement doesn't settle
It. Beauty Is a matter Of personal
opinion. Some people think Airedale
dogs are pretty.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
Better Worth Inspecting.

Johnny, you've been fighting. I can
tell 1t by the look in your eye"
Yves. mother. but you ought to see
the look in the other boys ye."-Bos,
ton Transcript.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

n a I'll on al m
mander-in-chlef of
the United Span
ish War Veterans.
He was one of the
80 men who or
ganized the fore
runner of the
American Legion
in Paris in 1919.
He Is a member
by adoption Of
the G. A. r.
Mr.. Carlstrom
was a private In
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
viii your Good Morning
last all day?

Easy to start from the breakfast table with
zest and enthusiasm, but how easy is II to
keep on7 Does ambition last, or lag. as the day
develops7
!, The afternoon "slump" is factor TO be count
cd upon, In business or social life.
Usually there's reason.
Nerves whipped by tea or coffee won't keep
on running and they won't stand constant
whipping. 81
Many man or woman who has wished the
afternoon would be as bright as the morning has
simply been wishing that the nerves wouldn't
have to pay the natural penalty for being whipped
with the caffeine drug
Postum gives breakfast cup of comfort and
cheer, without any penalties afterward. There's
no letting down" from Postum no midday
drowsiness 70 make up for midnight wakefuiness;
no headaches; no nervous indigestion; no increase
Of blood pressure
Think 1t over. There's fun satisfaction in
Postum-a cup Of comfort for anybody (the
children Included, any time
You can get Postum from your grocer or
your waiter today, and probably you7l begin to
have better tomorrow, as 90 many thousands
have had, who have made the change from coffee
to Postum
Postum comes In two Eormsi Instant Postum On tns)
Postum css az p.s Ss4 sr o9 sSo.. s
prefer make the drink while the being prsparsO
made By boiling for 20 minutes Sold By an efccsrL
Postum for Health
There's Reason"
.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
cutIcura soothes itching Scalp

Cutlcura Soothes Itching Scalp.
On retiring gently rub spots Of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Advertlsem
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

1t has to be admitted that conceit-
ed people are often as valuable to
society as modest ones.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
ACTRESS HEAD OF AUXILIARY
Miss Thais Maorane is Elected PresI.
dent Of the New York state
Organization.

A tribute TO the stage and to those
actors and actresses who gave freely
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
Knew Sir Walter Scott.

An old lady has Just died at Oar
nick, near Melrose In Scotland, who
was one Of the few remaining conten-
poraries of Sir Walter Scott. Scot
lands great writer OF historical nov
els. This old lady, Mrs. John Smith,
who was one Of the builders Of Alb
botsford, the mansion that Scott had
built for himself after he made his
fortune by his novels. -,
Scott was himself frequent visitor
at the old lady's home during her
childhood.
Reptiles are not found in the Arctic
region.
A polar bears favorIte dish is fish
oil
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

The man who attempts to fatter
you is either fool or he thinks you
are.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

Of their time and
talents to keep
men happy during
the war was paid
by the American.
Legion of New
York in the cleo
ton of Miss That's
Magrane as presi.
dent of its state
women's auxili-
airy.
With her broth
er in active serv-
Ice In the navy,
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
LEGION MEN KNOW HER WELL
eMas Burdiek, Famous for Douohnuts
and rIse, stiIl Trying to Serve
World War Boys.

-Aswe tried to serve the boys while
under shell Gre, so we are trying ia
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

TeethIng causes commissions among
yOnng hears.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
HIGH HoNoRS TO cARLsTRoM
Veterans Of Three Wars Appreciate
Work Of Head Of spanish-Ameri-
can Organization.

Veterans of three wars honored
Oscar E. Carlstrom. Illinois. He is
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19
American
%. Legion
Copy for This Department supplied By
the American Legion News Service.l
HE WAS WELCOMED BY FOcH'
St. Paul Janltor, Former comrade Of
the Noted ceneraiisslrho, IL
Granted Long Interview.

'Djll.Allah I.aquati" Fl
These mystic words meant some
thing that caused Marshal FOch OF
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

Wild elephants are generally caught
In nooses.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1922-01-19

A polar bears favorIte dish is fish
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-27

Fred Pauling, who has farmed near
Norwich for the past seventeen years,
is advertising farm sale for Aug. 2
and shortly after will return to his
old home in Indiana to live. He will
make the journey by auto.
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-27
Few GOphers Remain in Foster
-' s. SOL County

Fargo, N. D. ''Few gophers re-
main in Foster county where the land
was treated this year, said R. S.
Zimmerman, biologist in charge of
government rodent control in North
Dakota today in commenting upon the
remarkable results Of this years cam
paign against the ground squirrel in
Foster and Cavalier counties.
Control of the ground squirrel in
Foster county represents a saving of
$69,7O0 for the farmers Of the coun-
ty. Gopher day celebration was held
at the end of the campaign at which
prizes were offered to the person
bringing in the greater number of
tails. The use of eight quarts of
bait on 200 acres brought 287 tails
for the winner Of the prize. One
little girl, winner of the second prize,
brought 227 tails collected after using
g quarts of bait on 32O acres" said
Mr.. Zimmerman.
Foster county has not undertaken
rodent control work prior to the cam
paign this year. After spending one
week in the county with demonstra-
tional work countrywide campaign
was launched.
Poisoned bait to the amount of
10 bushels was mixed and distrib-
uted Throughout the county.
"Reinfestation occurred in Cavalier
county as result of failure to insist
on absolute eradication after sue
cessful campaign a few years ago.
This season the farmers unitedly de-
cided to repeat their efforts and 400
bushels of poisoned bait were dis
tributed.
Zone individual can treat 16O acres
in day by reasonable efforts, it is
estimated. BY allowing $500 day
for labor and 40c for bait we estimate
cost Of 2 1/8c per acre or $97, ,809
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-27

to treat 3,216,538 acres of land in
tested with ground squirrels. The
estimates of the value made by coun-
ty agents and farmers where the
work was done is 12c to $1.OO an acre.
Using the conservative value of 12c
an acre we have saving Of $685.
984.46 in crops for cost of $97,SO9;
from this we can easily visualize the
value of cooperative efforts in rodent
control" explained Mr.. Zimmerman.
County papers have aided us in ex-
planning the benefits of our work to
the farmers"
The Ward County independent., 1922-07-27

"oh, Buddy boyi LeoE
What Mother tusnt and puf
into the lunch baskst-o
whoie vhopping big packs
age Of Ksllogg's Corn
Flakes! Buddy, ! bslisos
I can eat just about twics
a. much a. you do-mys
heD I lose kellogg's!"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
1922 Record of
Pedestrians Hit
by Automobiles

NCN-N. w. o'Rcar. OF 1853 10th
OOOaye. w. was knocked down
hut not injured at 10th ave. w. and
W. Wheeler st., Friday, by an auto
driven by William Ardey. Of 622
First ave. w.
CH7--A small girl was reported
% to have been knocked down
at 10th ave. ". 10. and w. 53rd st.
Friday. by car driven by X. y.
Paden. OF 4is7 4ist ave. y. She was
unhurt.
HNo-A small boy was struck al
QUO 14th ave. $. and Sullivan at.
Friday, by an auto driven by Mrs
J. c. HIN. OF 92s Bailey ST.. but was
uninjured. Mrs. hin reported 10 the
police.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

As cutting prices seems 10 be In
vogue. without in the slightest cut
ting the quality. we are going 10 do
all regular dentistry az half usual
prices for Class A work
Bridgework. with interchangeable
porcelain nacingD teeth, shows no
gold edges. easy to replace In case
Of breakage. back teeth guaranteed
unbreakable. when boxed N with
pure gold backinns. with 22k gold
crowns and 30 solder, at S. per
tooth. II anybody else quotes you
bridgework at Sc. insist on above
specifications in . signed contract.
and you viii likely not get A. Gold
and porcelain crowns and Filings, IS
each. Silver Filings. 81 up. Fifty.
dollar serni-metaI flexible plates at
SIS. Good $50 pure rubber plates.
ti5. Both Trubite teeth A perfect
fit guaranteed or no charge.
Cheap rubber plates are dangerous
and profitless. hence we do not make
them.l Having been established IT
years as high-clsss and fairly high.
priced dentists. and an most people in
the state know US a. such, we feel
that any further comment about
who we are would be superf1uous.
We win show samples of all our
work and guarantee yours to be
equal to the samples. IT'S the best
and prettiest dental work you ever
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
French Hero Works
a. Powers Helper

PARIS. by Mail 10 United Press, ,
Efforts ara being made by tho war
scisrans' Association to induce Inv
Society OF the Legion Of Honor 90
interest Itself In the welfare Of a
hero OF tho great conflict who. with
twenty citations. nine Of them IN
general army orders. In jogging along
patiently but miscrably as a PAYERS.
assistant In tho streets Of Paris
Felix Quevcn Ia a Breton. He 4.
In Paris because he was summoncd
hither from his native Brittany 10
take part In the Victory March ~
July IL. 1919. on that day OF day.
he proudly wore on his breast the
cross OF the Legion Of Honor. IN.
Military Medal and the crolr de
ouerre. with nine palms and eleven
stars
When the celebration was over
Felix liked Paris well enough to take
a job laying down asphalt and nav.
ing stones. He has no, vet been
promoted to the rank OF payer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
SEES PLOT TO
LOOT ALASKA!
Wallace and Fall Battle
Again for Control

WASHINGTON. Nov. s7-The
nex, battle between tho ''pubiic con.
troll group and tho advocate. ~ pri
vats exploitation Of the public do
main wtli b. fought before the com.
mittse on territories. G. y. Curry. OF
California. chairman. In tho hearings
on the Alaska development, bill
This bill. introduced by Delegate
Sutherland. and supported by Preal.
dent Harding. Secretary Of the Int.
rior Fall. Chairman Curry and most
ef the regular administration leaders
in both houses. proposed to appro.
pirate IS 600 600. 20 be spent under
the direction ~ the secretary ~ tire
interiar for the development ~
Alaskan mineral and timber re-.
sources"
nu, Chief Forester Greeley kays
this {. but one more attempt TO take
tho vas, forests Of Aiaska. now in
control OF tho department OF axri.
culture. aud turn them over for rri.
vass exploitation under tho direction
Of sscr~tary Fail. OF the interior de-
parsment
Thus the fight h~twe~n the two
cabinet officers. Fall and Wallace. Ia
on again IN all It's fury.
And. despite the influence ~ tho
administration. Chairman Curry say
the bill Ia doomed 70 defeat.
The only way 70 develop Alaska. e
says Curry. Ia 10 give private eapl.
TAI a chance 10 make something out
Of Il. but this bill isn't Eoins 10 even
get out OF committee. In my Jude
ment. The socaiief public control
crowd !. too strong for US"
This battle 10 attracting wide.
spread attention. especially among
Newspaper and maTaxins publishers.
because OF the fact that onsthird Of
ali the pulp wood from which paper
~ made Ia contained within the fss..
100000 acres OF virgin forests OF Alaa.
Ia now controlled by the axr!culiu.
raj department.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

APPOINTMENT OF Harry =
Baldwin as assistant secretary q -
Washington Mutual savings -
has been announced by Presiden' :
r. Frazier.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

II ioas al a Joke. explained
John II. CreiGer, IL, Of Bing-
hamton, N. y, when ques-
toned whv he wed his sister,
Elizabeth. the adopted daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Adam ".
Haffner Of the BroRr. The
marriage Wos a lark and theV
parted Immediately after the
ceremony. John replied.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
BEAVER CAME
AIDS BARRIERS
Everybody Having Whiskers
Cut Off

BARRIERS In England and America
are scraping In a nice bunch Of
money with their razors these days.
Their trade. already enhanced by the
bobbed hair craze 20 such an extent
men have been kept waiting while
some pretty flappcr was getting her
locks trimmed BY their favorite ton
serial artist. Is booming "a never be-
fore. because OF game called ''bcav-
err" which only recently spread from
England 10 the United States.
Two or more persons can play
beaver" a nickname applied 70 n
man with n beard When those play
ing the game spo, man with a
beard coming down the street. they
call. Beaver" The one yelling first
scores one point If the beaver has
white whiskers. he ~ polar beav-
err" and the person spotting him first
scores three points. But n the man
has red whiskers-aha he counts
five points. n n player shouts
beaver" and the man does not turn
out TO he one. that player forfeits
two points. An actor wearing false
beard on the stage can't be made the
goat. altho frequently player takes
chance OF losing two points until
the actors beard In proved false.
The game In no fun for tho be-
whiskered man. In fact no much
"beavering" is being done that many
who haven't felt tho keen edge OF a
razor against their cheeks for years,
are rushing TO the barber shops 10
have the hairy ambush cut Off. The
House Of David near Benton Harbor.
Mich, is an especially rich hunting
ground for "beaverites." Members of
the house arc up In arms. In Russia
the penalty for playing the gams IL
said to be death.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

Tho the systematic education Of
deaf mutes is quite modern, yet his.
tory mentions several persons so
afflicted who were well instructed.
able and OF considerable standing in
their communities, In the Middle
Ages and even In ancient times.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
False Lover Is
Boiled to Death

LIMA. Peru, Nov. 27.--Francisco
Ludano. who refused TO marry a
young woman after they became en-.
gagged. was thrown head-first into
n tank Of boiling tar by two of her
cousins.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
Tbe first Rational Bank

The First National Bank the oldest bank city, has alpov,
done its best fully NTH the To Il,
merchants manufacturers exporters and importers its professional people
and houehodcr employers and workers and
sound and dependable banking entering upon be-
Gcyes mill be larger sphere Of usefulness this community and seeks
confidence and cooperation the public 10 that end
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

movable type. there were other
claimants for the honor--Pfister and
Aentel. also Germans; coster. a
Dutchman. waldvogel. a Bohemian.
and Castaldi. an Italian. not to men.
ton the Chinese. who printed books
as early as o25.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
Already They Are
Being Reported

MADRID, Nov. 27.--signora Lalla
Baldoso, a Barcelona prophecies, de.
clares all the coast cities of the
world will be destroyed by tidal
wave In 1925.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
Parisians Oppose
Feminine Judges

PARIS. Nov. 27.--The chamber
Of deputies IL expected TO kin the
bin permitting women 10 become
judges Intense opposition to the
measure has developed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27

Tho Gutenberg. a German. f. gen.
orally given credit for invsnting
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-27
Baby Is Born With
Full Set of Teeth

BRAGTowN. N c.. Nov. H.
Mr.. and Mrs. william Bumpass are
the parents OF perfectly developed
baby boy. born with u fun set of
teeth. including sharp incisors.