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Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1922-03-09
A ConHief

"Will you promise me never to gam.
ble?"
But aren't We to be married? ~
Judge.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1922-03-09

also depress the lower jaw to Its great
est extent, contract a number of mus
Giles in the neck, shoulders and trunk,
widely open the MOD close the eye
lids, feel noise i'm tn, rs and have a
feeling of pleasuret satisfaction.
We stretch thesarmJs extend the
trunk. Altogether ii . complex
performance.
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Kind Intervention.

A Pittsburgh man broke his leg chas-
ing skunk. Providence sometimes EN-.
ploys harsh methods to protect humans
from the result of their folly.-BOston
Transcript.
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Public Health.

With a S2,OOO.OOO foundation fund
from the Rockefeller interests, Har-
ward university will establish a school
of public health providing both In
StructiOn and research in this great
field.
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Put Honestv Abov. Am

1 hope l shall always possess firm
ness and virtue enough to maintain
what I consider the most enviable ~
all titles. the character OK an honest
man.-GeOrge Washington.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1922-03-09

the most public manner Vice Presl-
Cent Adams conducted General Wash
ingtOn to the outer gallery. Chancellor
Livingstone administered thu oath
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ExertiOn in YaWninq

IN ne amount Of effort we make In
yswning is surprising. DIR. c. Mayer.
writing In the Lancet, says there are
three stages. and the whole process
lasts for about six seconds. In that
y, We widen the chest. lower the
ragIn, elevate the wings Of the
us aud the soft palate, draw .
Z upwards and backws
che rlma glo.tttisdtiIss.s.-
n the true vocal C,
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II man bakes them, he calls them
fiapjacks. II is the flap that lends In.
terest TO the work.
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Enthusiasm,s Exit.

"YOur favOrite star is to marry Lord
Blank and give up acting"
''The old stage-rObber Judge.
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Rats in the Cellar,
Mice in the Pantry,
Cockroaches
in the Kitchen

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Who knoWs2

81 wonder what he does in the sum-
mer time?" "WhO?" 1.-The profess
siOnal snow shOveler. Free
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spot, and was tanning himself with
his helmet. From time To time he
hummcd, i'm Il manner dctcrmincdly
gay. However he might disguise II
! from himself, this time Mr.. TubhS had
OvcrshOt his mark. The truth was
since our arrival on the island Mr.
| TuhhS had felt himself the spoiled
child of fortune. Aunt Jane and Miss
| lliggleSby Browne were the joint com.
manderS of the expedition, and he com.
manded them. The ScOtchman's the.
oretical rank as leader had involved
merely the acceptance of all the re,
SponSibility and blame, while authority
rested with the pctticOat government
dominated by I'D bland and willy
TuhbS.
But now. faced with the failure of
his coup detat. Mr.. TubbS' situation
was, to say the least. awkward. He
had riSkcd all and lost it. But he
maintained an air of iaunty self-cOn-
tidenCc, slightly tinged with irony. 1t
was all very well, he seemed to i'm
ply, for us to try to get along without
Ii. II. We would discover the impOs-
Sibility of it soon enough.
Aunt Jane, dropping, had been led
away to the cabin by Miss HiggleSby-
Browne. You now heard the voice
of Violet In eXhOrtatiOn, mingled with
Aunt James SobS. | seemed to see
that an ear of Mr.. Tubbs was cooked
attentively IN that direction. He had
indeed erred I'm the very wantOnneSS
Of triumph, for a single glance would
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gal Of excuses for him in the face of
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The morning wore on with ever-in-
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waiting dull. CruSOe, worn out per-
haps by some private nocturnal pig
hunt, slept heavily where the drip of
the spring over the brim of old
Heintz's kettle cooled the air. | be-
gan To consider whether it would not
be well to take a walk with Cuthbert
Nane and discover the tombstone all
over again. knew nothing, of course,
of Mr.. Tubb's drastic measures with
the celebrated landmark. As to Cuth-
bert's interrupted courtship, l depend
ed on the vast excitement of discOv-
ering the cave to distract his mind
from it. For that was the idea, of
cnurse-Cuthbert Nane and l would
explore the cave, and then whenever
liked could prick the bubble of Mr.
Tubbs ambitions, without relating the
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According to Her Cookbook.
Mrs. YOungbride-Mercyl That pie
is burning and ! can't take 1t out for
ten minutes yet
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Scrambled Metaphors
A political speaker said that "the
present government has sOwn a har-
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Forget the faults Of other people
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Nothing New.

children think themselves wiser
than their parents"
Its an evidence Of heredity. Pa
rents did the same thing when they
were children"
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W. n. u. CINCINNATI. NO. 9--ts22
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
Ruth and Meusel Must Serue Out Their
 Suspensions

New Orleans. March 2S-"Babe" the New York American club. must serve out the suspensions placed on them last fall by Judge K M. Landis for disobeying the rules of baseball.
 Judge Landis gathered visiting newspapermen around him today dur ing d game between New York and the New Orleans club and. in the presence ot Col. Jacob Ruppert of the New York club said:
 There is nothing more to add"
 Docs the suspension of last fall stand as it is?" he was asked.
 Nothing more to add" said the judge. as he returned to watch the game.
 It was during the progress of the game that Judge Landis called all the newspaper men into the clubhous SC and made his brief announcement.
 "One moment. Judge Landis," sug- gested a New York baseball writer. Judge Landis. you see, the folks back home will want to know more than that; it's up to the newspaper boys here to give them more details "a statement or something like that. How about a statement?r
 Nothing to add-that's my state ment." the baseball commissioner re- rcated. and immediately left the club house to watch the game,
 Ruth and Meusel are under suspen- sion until May 20 for having vio- lated a rule of organized baseball which prohibited them from partici- pating in exhibition games of out side teams.
 Judge I.andis was entertained at luncheon today at the association.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
Simpson Will Meet
 MountaineerS Today


 Simpson and Shades-Cahaba play at Munger Field this afternoon, the game beginning at 2;30 o'clock. The Mountaineers yesterday proved their strength by walloping Ensley, 3 to 2, and are expected to give the Junior Partners hard tussle this afternoon.
 The Junior Panthers have been practicing hard under Coach Key holds, and are expected to be in good shape for their game this afternoon. The two teams will probably lineup as follows;
 Simpson-Godbee. C.; Alexander, cf.; Hartsfield. ss.; Tanner 3b.; Hodge, If; Caldwell. h.; Vincent. 2b.; Wes- ley. If; Hamilton or Baxter, p.
 Shades -cahaba-Roberts, 1b; Hall, ss.; Evans, C.; C. Hunter, 3b.; Goode, cf.; Acton, rf.; Fowler, 3b.; McDaniel, lf.; A Hunter, D.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
By IRWIN M. HOWE fifth ArticIe-St. Louis Browns

This may be the year. Since 1888 the fans of St. Louis have been look ing for a flag winning baseball team, and though the city has been eontin- uously represented by one, two and even three teams, there has been no combination of Browns, Cardinals, or Feds strong enough to bring home a pennant A reminder of those glor- ious days of old when winning mpionships was the steady occu- patton of Comiskey's St. Louis Browns.
 By virtue of terrific hitting and the sterling work of Urban Shocker the Browns nudged into third place by a very narrow margin last season. This too, in spite of the tact that for more than half the season no regular play CTS had been found for second and third bases. With Marty McManus and Frank E1lerbe well set these two important posts are now filled to the satisfaction of Manager Lee Fohl while Lefty" Bayne and big Elan Yam Glider, who last year were serv- ing the final period of apprenticeship are ready to take the regular turn with Shocker and Dixie" Davis on the slab. Added to this quartet Is Dave Danforth the veteran who won p games in the association with the awful Columbus team behind him. So. considering the third place finish with experiments at two infield posts and only two regular boXmen where now there are five, the atmosphere of cheerfulness in the St. Louis camp IS explained. Like Clark Griffith. Man ager Fohl is far from claiming pennant. but the air of confidence ;4l 5at, fr, 9a awaits the opening of the season, speaks volumes.
 Browns Finished Strong
 During the last two months of the 1921 campaign the Browns travelled fast clip McManus and Ellerbe were then filling their present positions while Bayne and Van Glider were taking regular turns on the slab. The team was too far back when 1t started to threaten New York or Cleveland, but the speed displayed satisfied Fohl that he had contender if he could add something to his hurl- ing strength. He figures he has se- cured this by the acquisition of Dan. forth for whom the Browns gave Col unibus nearly an ent4se team, and by way of further protection reserves have been added to both infield and outfield.
 Of the five pitchers named above. Shocker, Davis and Van Glider are right handlers, while Bayne and Dan forth hurl from the port side. In addition to these, five others will be chosen from the candidates now In camp, to go through me season. These prospects are: Raymond ko1p, with the team last season. Wayne Wright, from the champion Louisville club; Meine. from Beaumont of the Texas
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
Finals in Doubles of Woman's s Net Meet
 Today

Boston, March 23.-Three of the 1921 finalsts will play in the nation al indoor womens doubles windup al the covered courts of Longwood Cricket club tomorrow afternoon. The tournament progressed without hitch on the fourth day. narrowing to the last two teams in doubles, four womens singles players and six mix ed doubles teams. In each of the three events the seeded" players gained their brackets without serious opposition and appeared to be in form for keen closing contests.
 Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt Mallory and Mrs. L. G. Morris of New York, run ners-up for the doubles title of last year. will oppose Mrs. Marion Finder stein Jessup of Wilmington, Del. and Mrs. Frank H. Godfrey of Boston, for the title tomorrow The Delaware entrant captured titular honors last year in partnership with Mrs. George W. wightman of Boston. Mrs. Jessup needed to be on her game today for she and Mrs. Godfrey were hard pressed by Miss Edith Sigourney of Boston and Miss Martha Bayard. the hard hitting Short Hills, N. J play CT in the semi final round which re- quired 1z games in the brilliant open ing set
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
 HARPER ARRIVES AT BARON CAMP: ONLY TWO ABSENT
Saturdays Alabama Game Begins at 2:45
 O'Clock

Harry Harper, big slugger secured by the Birmingham club from Little Rock last winter. arrived in town yesterday, and reported to his Baron bosses. OnlX two Barons are missing from the fold now, Emery and Silva, outfielders, who are still in New Or leans
 Harper reports that he is in fair shape, and may be given a chance to show his wares in the game with the University of Alabama at Redwood Saturday. He will probably accomp- any the squad to Tuscaloosa today, where the Barons and Crimsons are playing this afternoon.
 The new Baron outfielder has de- veloped into a terrific hitter during the past two or three years, and has a liking for driving the ball over the right field fence at Redwood. If he can hit 'em as hard in a Baron unfe as he did for Kid Elberfeld. local fans will probably make a great flaw orite of Harper before two weeks of the 1922 season have passed.
 Harper's addition to the lineup not onlyeadd defensive strength to the outfield, but it increases the batting strength of the Barons considerably.
 Saturday Game at 245
 Billy West, secretary of the Bir- mingham club. announced yesterday that the exhibition game with the University of Alabama at Redwood tomorrow afternoon will begin at 2:45 o'clock instead of 2:30. as in previous games this year. Billy stated that the starting time of the games will be made later and later from now on until the standard opening mark of 3:30 is reached.
 Officials of the local club are ex- pecting a large crowd to attend the Alabama Baron game at Redwood Saturday. as it will be one of the big gest exhibition games Birmingham will get this season.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24

 out ahead in a battle with slugser. as evidenced by the Greb Gibbons Striblng- Blanque, Kelly-Allen and numerous other bouts within the memory of local fandom. 1t will be up to Jingles to light into Avera and knock this custom sky high If ha intends to win full allegiance of lo- cal fans
 Tommy Guarantees It
 So many boxer vs. slugger bouts result in tame scraps that Tommy Tompkins last night authorized the following statement:
 Avera and JingleS will fIKrt
 from one gong to the other, for
 will be there myself 10 make
 them fight l intend to referee
 tho bout, and if either JinEIes or
 Avera seems anxious to slow
 matters up, will stop the fight and call 1t no-contest. Rest as
 sured there will he lots Of action
 tomorrow night. If don't
 referee, guarantee that the
 chnp Wh" does will make the
 boys fight.
 Larry Avera claims he is In the best shape of his career. and ought to be able to set whirlwfnd pace tonight, if his statements are true. The blonde Atlantan is recognized as one of the speediest and most scieh~ tific of Dixie battlers, and local fans are looking for him to lead Billy Jingles merry race tonight.
 Billy Jngles, dubbed the Louis vile Slugger" by those who have seen him in action, has been work ing out regularly for the bout to- night He claims his wind is sound, and that he can set q pace as gruel- ling as Avera cares to follow.
 JinpIes n siurRer
 Avera is two handed fighter, and has a shifty defense hard to pene- trate. Jngles' strongest weapon seems to be a straight left iab, with jarring force. and a hard right tha,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
S--- AVERA-JZNGLES BOUT HERE TONIGHT -S SPORTS
BOUTS ON T0NIGHT'S
 FIGHT CARD AT CLUB

BiiIy JtnEle~, Louisville, t5O pounds, versus Larry AverR. Att lantn, I46 pounds, 10 rounds.
 Speedy Newman, DiNte amateur lightweight champion. I3S pounds, versus HarwelI Allen, 137 pounds, three rounds.
 Marshall Moses. IS5 pounds. Ver- suS .Big Roy" Edwards. 100 pounds. three rounds.
 Max Walker, MylRm, versus Harry Crlaue. BeSsemer, 145 pound class, three rounds.
 Tom Brodic. Wylam, versus YOunR LRVls, WylRm. I35-pOund class. three rounds.
 Bogie Snnb. I20 pounds, versus steve Snrron. 1I5 pounds. three rounds. Both are Boys club scrap pers.
 Claude Wilson and Danny stew ems, the classy little B. \. C. anna teurS. will appear on tontEhts card. even If they arc forced to meet each other. stated Tommy TOmpi<ins.
 The first preliminary tonight be- gins at Si3O o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
o--- BILL BRANDON TO THROW OUT BALL BEFORE THE GAME
crimSons Are Ready for Game With the BaronS This
 Afternoon
fly DUKE MERRITT

University. March 2S.-( Special )- Alabama cracks the season tomorrow with the Birmingham Barons and the gang is all agog, for the future governor, Judge w. w. Brandon. will toss the first ball and dispose of whatever business may come before the house.
 Varsity Squad
 The men who are to be counted on the varsity squad were issued their varsity unniforms this afternoon. Those receiving unniforms, that is, those who remain as the varsity, are: sam Hinton. Dink Mulkey. Herbert Steed Red McMillann, Mack MeRae, Art Cunningham and Slim Carter, pitchers; Gazollo and Cruise, catch ers; Hubert and Pitts, first basemen; Green second; Captain Hall. third base: Giles, short, and Fillmore. Glenn ems and Rosenfeld. outfielders.
 The infield is still undecided at first and short, though Hubert will probably assume the duties of first baseman with Giles on short, There will be some three or more pitchers seen in the box during the afternoons entertainment, and prob ably two eatchers, as both Gazollo and Cruise are bothered with sore arms and may not be able to go the whole route.
 Today's Lineup
 The team will probably line up this way. which, however, is not the bat ting order as that is unknowu El-
  center field. depending on who Is on the mound; Rosenfeld. right field Captain Hall, third; Giles. short; Green. second; Hubert or Pitts, first. Gazollo wi probably open be- hind the bat. The identity of the rflemen to be used is a bit obscure. Stedd, Hinton and Mulkey will prob- ably be the selections for the game. however
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-03-24
MoIey Due Back Tomorrow,

MoIey Due Back Tomorrow
 Boss Carlton, who has been spending the week in Hot Springs as guest of George Gibson and Barney Dreyfuss. of the Pitts burg club. is expected back In town Saturday. Moley may have some interesting info on his chest when he checks in. He may be able to enlighteu the fans as to just what chance Stuffy Stewart has of sticking with the Pitts burglars, and whether Lefty Whitehill will rejoin the Barons or not, With Pie Traynor and Rabbit Maranville looking after short and second, respectively, the fans can't see where Stuffy would have any chance breaking into the regular lineup and Stuffy has already expressed himself as to how he stands on sitting on the bench. He has made the remark that he would rather be in the regular ine-up in Birmingham, getting his work every day than sitting on the bench for the best bah club in either major league.
 All of which means that the Stewart boy will he back with Birmingham providing the Pitts burg club can waive him out Of the National league, when cutting down time comes.
 Nicklln Has Big Bunch
 l was talking to Connie Spen- eer, the old ball player who used to pastime with Gordon flick man. Strang Nicklin and a bunch of other old-timers yesterday, Spencer has just returned from 'Nooga where he saw the Look outs in their spring work for more than a week. Eddie McDon- aid is back with the Noogans and managing the team in the field. Carter. the Birmingham semi-pro catcher has landed q berth as Nicklin's second string haekstop, according to Spencer, while Doc Neiderkorn has returned to do the bulk of the receiving.
 When the Georgia state league blew Up Nicklin swooped deMh and tried to get every player m fhe circuit under contract lie has about half hundred young athletes trying out dl AliNt o" . Field. but Spencer says that Tn the main they are lacking ana that it looks like Chattanooga IS doomed to have another bad ball club this year.
 swnts Hnsn't Signed Yet
 Harry Swacina, the veteran first -sacker. who is the property of the Greenville club in the Sally league, hasn't come to terms with his new bosses yet. and therefore Swats doesn't know when he is going co report-if any. How ever, he has been working out with the Barons at Redwood and gettir.- in shape. ready to ship for Greenville on a moments mo- tice.
 Swats came into the Southern