The Natchitoches enterprise., 1922-02-02

as soon as begin to read, and my
wife comes and tells me my snoring II
disturbing the neighbors."
"It's that way with everything we
look forward to-" observed the hotel.
keeper, sadly. Man always will be,
but is never blest, as. some half-baked
poet remarked. Young Gooseworthy
was in here last evening, bubbling over
with happiness. There wasn't any
body around, so he took me into his
confidence. He's going to marry
Gwendolin Jimalong. next month, and
he's perfectly satisfied that his mar
ried life will be one long stretch Of
sunshine. He seems to have the idea
that he's going to do something orig
inal when he gets married, but the
idea isn't new. Men have been getting
married ever since Christopher dis
covered Columbus, Ohio, and every
doggone man jack of them had the
idea that everlasting bliss was going
to be inaugurated on the wedding day.
II listened to Gooseworthy for three
hours. and hadn't the heart to say
anything that would dampen his en-
thusiasm. His twittering recalled the
long vanished days when I was get
ting ready to be married. felt about
it then just as he does now. thought
the parson opened the gates OF para
disc when he Joined two loving hearts.
MY wife lived up to all the plans and
specifications, and was and is one Of
the best women in the United States,
but hadn't been married three
months before I had sneaking con-
viction that the man who gets married
IS chump.
"A good many optimists say that a
married man doesn't need any more
money than single one. If he marries
the right sort Of woman, but they
might as well 60 to the blackboard
and demonstrate that two and two
make two, instead OF four. I fell for
that cheerful theory when was mar
ried. Twas earning enough to keep
myself comfortably, and never had
my financial worries. l could have |
been buried for less money than It |
took to be married. and the expenses
from that time forward were double
what they used to be, although my
wife was so economical she used to
make waists and such things for her
self out of my superannuated shirts.
"Oh, d0ggone 1t, there isn't any un.
adulterated happiness in matrimony.
wonder, that young fellows like Goose
worthy. don't look around them. and
the detected appearance
# the majority of husbands. But even
t they did, it wouldn't do them any
,ood. I suppose, for they are full Of
,ipe dreams, and they think the girls
hey are going to marry are different
rom all other girls. and that they will
'rove exceptions to the general rule.
II had wise old uncle in those hal
y0n days, and about a week before
he wedding day, he backed me into a
orner and handed me a dust-proof
ackage Of wisdom. He tried to lead
ne into taking sensible view of the
uture.~ He talked about the cares and
that would be mine
fter the wedding, and wanted to
now s felt equal to them. He tried
> show me that l wasn't going to
larry an angel, but a human being
Ike myself, with a human beings
aults and frailties.
Il let him get that far, and then !
I'D him that his gray hairs alone j
wed him from having his head re-
odeled, and said never wanted him {
} darken my door, and he never did. I
had to darken It myself, with wal =
1T stain. But many a time after {
ard, I recalled his wise words and
ept over his grave"