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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-27
THE REFEREE
By Albert Apple

SURGERY
Nsronoff. monkey gland doctor OF Paris" pre-
dlcts that II soon Will be possible 10 replace any
WORKOUT human internal ergan with a fresh, healthy
For Instance. An old soak might have surgeons
cut out his inrs'ci,ed liver and tnstnii a chimpanzec
liver.
II 10 a fascinating prospect.
a story ~ afoat. Thai a famous theatrical mngnate
and railroad mnn who died a few years ago spent the
latter part % his life with a healthy stomach trans
planted from a pig.
This story II heileved by thousands. Dus medical
men. queried. Eny, Nothing 10 IT,
The story probably was started by some jester who
had observed the theatrical masnateS sfupendous
appetite.
BOW-wOws
Some one IL always predicting that the country rs
going TO the bow The latest IN Chase y. On-
born. former governor Of Michigan.
Osborn makes the iniersstins estimate that "thc
white race has seized three fourths Of the area OF
The earth and placed two-thirds Of IT, population In
tributary slavery"
tfnlems We msnd our ways. he fears thai tho United
States win decline and ran like babylon. Greeee and
linmo.
rhaa fan IL bound 90 come eventually. No empirc
iart= forever. fqr everything on earth dies aionsr o.
perved its purfasa. America has moi yet served ia
purpose in destiny. nor will Il for sasne thousands ~
yeafh Providence VIII provide whatever brakes aud
cleansing we need naflnrally,
GHpfuEAniE k4tE&N
Frequently you read something that sounds In
probable. and wonder II q IL true.
A ease In point h the party reported TO have swat
lowed This fhhe teeth. This particular ineidem 10
confirmed from chicagu. whore james stroud. ncr
Molnes electrician. ia found In a yard. lie ind
swallowed hia false teeth and choked TO death.
Newspapers print many true imDroiahilities II
you were behind the scenes with the reporters. You
would he amazed M the true hut Incredible events
that sever reach print.
H. MM|
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government s rulings and TO strike in protest
I action OF this kind Is taken il is, Of necessity,
directed at the public which is in its familiar
and accustomed position Of the innocent by.
stander in the ease, but who. none the less, mnsi
pay all the bills aud suffer all the inconvenience
A general railroad strike directed ut the
public may he one effective way 20 bring di.
rectly to bear upon the public the protest of
railroad labor against the Railroad Labor
Board and the provisions Of the transportation
act. What the reactions of the public VIII be
70 the method threatened remain TO be de.
termined.
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cried. giving him the name which
earlier he had suggested as appro-
PIRATE to the least OF the company.
II would aunrsst that q be al
tered he corrected, machining Ills
head. - should so bnck 70 the
original aud help myself more
freely from a."
''1'he orisinai,~ aues,ionea AZ.
Binct-the author.
~ II called. I believe, Monsieur
De Pourceausnac.' and was written
10y Moliere."
You do not imply that l have
been stealing from Moliare 4"
u advise you to do so. monsieur
was the diHconcertinE reply.
HE IL outrageous" snid made
moiseile, Indignantly.
Outrageous ~ tho word.
thanh you for n. my dear. You
Wit az my table and to my face you
advise m" 20 become IA thlef-,he
worst Kind Of thief that ia con
oeivahle. a thief OF spiritual things.
"A thief Of ideasl u N inrufferabie.
i~ntolefablcl''
lilo was very angry. His voice
boomed through the little room.
and tho company sat hushed and
something scared, their ~yes upon
Ardre-Louls. who was the only sne
eniircly uDmoved by this outburAt
OF virtuous Indignation.
You realize, monsieur he said.
very quietly. that you are insult
ins the memory OF the mnstrous
tiendy"
"Eh7" rnid Blnet.
You Insult the memory of Mo
Here tn" greatest ornament Of our
Stage. one OF the greatest orna q
ments Of our nation, when YOU
Nuggert that there ~ vilcncss IN
DOING that which no great author
yet Inns hesisafcd to do. You cam
not suppose that Moliere ever
troub'sd himself to be original in
THE matter OF ideas" .
IL was ~ % consequence Of this
That lInct retired 500 after, TAX
Ing Andrc-isonis with him. The
imir sat tcg~fher late that night.
INA were again In ciore communion
throushout the whole Of Sunday
morning.
CUAPTE "
At faur O'Clock on Monday nficr-
noon the curtain rose on Figaro
ScHramouche." to an audience that
filled three-qunrters % the market
hhll ", binet attributed this good
attendance to the influx of people
10 Guichen for the fair.
Thc company eNceiled Itself.
The audience followed with relish
the ally tntriguyhss OF scaramouche.
ana delighted In the beauty and
freshness Of Ciimene.
On Tuesday the was re-
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Trust IN the lord aud do good; ~ shalt thou
dwell Ia the iand. and verify theu shalt h. fed
f'sslm 37ss.
proyidence has q Wild. rough. incnlcuiable road
~ ~ end; and Il w. no nac TO try To w~hifewHsh its
huge. MIXED instrumeninlities, to dress M that
terrific bepefactor In a clean shirt ana white
necntie OF n student In divinity.-Ralph Waldo
Emerson.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-27

TITO Br c~oniiaaeiD
tcopyrieht ias2. NEA SERVED,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-06-27

G IN pnCdM .cohofjut
Q BY Rafaol Sabatmi

nft.fN HERE TODAY
n draih warrant. charging him
with s.<iition. forxrs
ANDfth-fOUrs MDftEAg 10 flee
from his native town of Gasrfi-
lac aid delay revenge ON tho
great and powerful
MARQUIS Dr. LA TOUR D'AzyR.
When the Mnraais had dcIiber-
ntcis trsctcd the idcuilstic a.
Nlnity student.
PHILIPPE DE vuAfonIN. Into q
duel ana Killed Him. hr.cnuse me
feared thnt Philippe Ind a "dnn-
gcrous gift OF cloauence." Andrr-
I<Onis sworc 10 larry on his
friends work OF destroying the
power of the mobiles. His SECOND
motive against the Marquis wns
his love FOR the hnnntsrui b
AI.fNE NE kt.IpCADIDt. sss.s, 81
tiac IOri of Ga,FIliac. who was
pnpuinriy believed 90 he the
father &C Andrr-i0njs. The prO-
fientc marquis SUE for the girls
hnnd.
Warned by AlInc TINT he h
about tn he arrt~sed. Andre-IOuis
Tees and takes refuge with n
baud OF straliing players pre-
sidcsi oycr by
MONSIEUR BfNET.
go ON WfrH 17fi: STORY
IA cooy.r.,,to. h.....,.. -.
erni. Andre-Touis ANN i.srn,
what there was 40 learn Of tlI.
stro1inR hand They w.rc on thai,
way 10 Quichen. where they hnn.d
TO urostser M Inc mir nm, wa, ,o
open on Monday next. And then
Al nInot fe,chrd a sigb
put We shnlI miss r~eiic,sn Al
Bin.t turned M Andr.. nmis ..,I.
was Cur mnn M, ,,on
% affairs and occasionally no
acts,i" "
h thrcc ladies b,d ,,L.n ,,.ir
dcnarture 10 Tho ehais. Ths mon
were already cliubIny tn,n ,no
horse an Wheel when ri,s,
turned 10 AnJr.-I.outs
'.Wo mari horn sir .,td ne
drumatlealIv an. ,t.b.r ~ yon,
a.otnIutance +. ~. mn FORM ~.
nod,~v hand =" WV" "
sIa,vlv A-ndre.Iouts ,ooI ~ In
swiftly in Tho la, f.vy momonts
II mart from vo,. r.l,ctantly 3.
Apdro-Iouis continued .sTh.
more rcluctap,lv sinco , 40 40,
Tho nhsoIut. n.ccssI,v Tor
parting"
How ?" auoth Blnet. frownins
ana slowly wi,hd,awin, ,ha hanJ
which Inc other al .lreadv re-
tanned rather ger than wa
necessary.
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and plnneia and tho Milky Way an,
Mars aud Venus and everything '
Al az once Mr.. Peerabout Iooku,
around.
Whore ARE wc3" he exclaimed
iiuakins stopped the elevator.
'Blcst u know" I've ald. ."
guess we've gone TOO far. Wei
have 10 20 back. Here's Blusts,
uust Land where the WeaihefmiI
lives"
Hut Mr.. reeraboufis sharp eyg
had spied something. He'd notlcA,
the Weatherman's house with II
blk chimney. and tied 20 the ehiix
ney by q long rope WINS a a :
Look" he cried. CATCHING Hns.
kinH arm and pointing. .-Therel
inc star INT comet-IaeeH ritl.a. n,
You s'spoee he's here He's a..
one TINT pushed me OF the Mo,y,
let's stop"
TITO Br cumtiaaedD
tcopyrieht ias2. NEA Service,
Threv.fourthH the number II
motor vehicles produced IN 1885
were manufactured last year.
More than s.oDe. 6oo. 600 eaI,
Ions OF gasoline wore produced ~
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pN"f the administration al our
government 20 the brake on the
machine which cannot possibly
furnish any motive power. or
whether we should continue In
control the republican adminlsira-
ton which ~ making such great
strides In the direction OF improve
meni and progress just az II al
ways has done In the past. The
democratic party ~ useful but only
when II n kept in It's natural posi-
ton OF opposing and retardinH that
which n proposed and Carried on
by republicans,
Let ny then keep the brake In
TINT natural position OF inferioriiy
where IL may from time to time
serv" some useful purpose.
FRANK w. ELAHcY.
The New York herald., 1922-06-11

VITALITY and energy are quail
" ties essential to permanent
literature, whether of prose or
The New York herald., 1922-06-11

cerning American colleges as that of
Mr.. Lewisohn, though, undoubtedly,
there is always danger in an educa-
tional institution of being satisfied
with conventional achievement. If one
conceives, for example. the double
task of the college to be the securing
for its students of mental and spiritual
fellowship among men, on the one
hand. and of mental and spiritual in
dependence on the part Of the indi-
vidual. on the other hand, | fear it
must be admitted that on the whole
the American college has been more
successful in the first than in the
second part of it's task.
college education needs at every
point n most sacred respect for both
the liberty and the person of student
and teacher. But suspect that there
are great differences among colleges
on all these points.
Our own experience at Oberlin of
providing for large measure of fac
ulty participation in the most impor-
tant decisions of the college leads me
TO share Mr. Lewisohn's conviction
that such participation does help to
give to a college a significant inner
life-a real soul. But there are still
deeper spiritual conditions that need
to be needed"
The New York herald., 1922-06-11
What an Author Thinks
of Our Modern Poets
Bv STANTON A. CoBLENTZ.

crude and violent. Not to go far afield
Carl Sandburg and Edgar Lee Mas
ters may he cited as examples OF TINS
school VIII the two styles ever APP
proach and something worth While re-
eult from their possible mingling? An
affirmative hope would gladden. the
heart. for then the pretty little poets
need not expire in frigid mannerism
and the energetic rimers may be
disciplined to strength and beauty.
poet who requires this discipline
wrote the following piece and called 1t
soup" II is quoted entire:
IT saw famous man eating soup.
I saw he was lifting fat broth
Into his mouth with a spoon.
His name was in TIE newspapers that
day
Spelled out in tall black headlines.
And thousands of people were talking
about him.
When I saw him.
lie sat bending his head over plate
Putting soup in his mouth with a
spoon
Mr.. sandburg Cyes tte author Of
this gem is our virile and violent Carl
Sandhurg) does not add that the IA
nous man had whiskers and made
spectacle, though hardly poetic
spectacle. of himself while Re struggled
with bean PURGE; he adds nothing
more. and the above is, literally and
bewidering, all.
The following passage by Mr. Mas
ters may have been sent in for honors
by the Ash Can School Of Poets along
with the Soup"
Il lectured last night upon the morbus
sacer
OF falling sickness. epilepsy of old
In Palestine and Greece, so much
ascribed
To deities or devils. To resume.
We find 1t caused by morphologicai
Changes of the cortex cells. Sometimes.
More times. indeed the anatomical
Basis. IL one be escapes detection.
For many functions Of tte cortex are
Unknown. as ] have said.
And now remember
Mercier's analysis of heredity:
Besides direct transmission of unstable
Nervous systems. there remains the
law
Hereditary OF sanguinity."
The New York herald., 1922-06-11

Winston Churchill. who is directing
negotiations between the British Gov
ernment and all Irish parties in an
earnest endeavor to find some solution
for peace with honor. Churchill has
an ancient grudge against Ulster
which must sometimes rankle in his
memory. though he doesn't allow IL to
affect his course of action, which is
to be loyal to our pledge to Ulster.
Before the war. when Ulster was
arming to resist the home rule act
passed by the King and Parliament,
Churchill accepted an invitation to
speak on the edge of the Protestant
and Catholic quarters. Belfast
Orangemen vowed they would not let
him speak. threatened him with death
If he dared come. He came. / saw
his arrival at the station; it was one
OF the bravest acts of his life: He
was surrounded by mobs of young
Orangemen in an ugly temper armed
with revolvers. AS he came out they
raised a noise of booing and hooting.
Churchill's jaw stiffened he had
scowl on his face as he stared into the
eyes of his enemies. He quelled them
by his look. and though afterward
they tried to overturn his carriage the
police beat them off, while he sat there
very calmly. He told me he had a
gun in his pocket that day and would
have shot like dog the first man who
laid hand on him.
He is now as much out for peace
as Wilson is for war. With him.
strangely enough, in that policy of
peaceful persuasions is Birkenhead,
now Lord Chancellor of England, who
once as f. e. Smith was Carsons
right hand man and more responsible
for stirring up religious bigotry and
racial passion in Ulster than any man
alive except Carson himself. AS a
quiet power behind the scenes is Bonar
Law-Ulster in sympathy but an adj
vocate of the peace treaty
British public opinion desires with
passionate sincerity to exhaust its pa
tience completely before supporting
any campaign in ireland of which the
innocent victims would be Irish civil
ians, Irish women and children and
young British soldiers who have no
use for the gunmen of either side.
Copyright, 1922. by the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.
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have been selected. One hundred and
nine men have chosen this field of
work, but the various types of busi-
ness are most varied in their char
acter. ranging from the lowly task of
a shoemaker to position In the larg-
est iron and steel corporation in the
country. Law runs a poor second in
popularity. having SO adherents.
Thirty-six of these are planning to
do graduate work at the Harvard Law
School. IL is shown by the statistics
years senior class and that 1876 have
intentions of doing graduate work IN
other institutions
Banking holds high place among
the chosen vocations and is TO claim
some 81 men. while the call of the
stock broker is to be answered by 12
others. Engineering also has q large
following in a total Of q men. Though
Princeton until recent years has not
had a great reputation for giving an
engineering training, this relatively
large number shows that the univer-
sity is becoming considerably more
potent in the engineering field.
The call of the ministry and Of for
eign mission work Is pot 70 be an
swered by as great number of grad
yates as in former years. Eight men
are to strive for the theological de-
gree. and only two will undertake
work in the missionary field.
The entire set of statistics is as fol-
lows: Business, 103; law, So; bank
ing. "a; engineering. 27 architecture.
12; brokers. 10; chemistry, i2; sales
manship. .; politics. s; medicine 1s;
ministry. s: missionary work, q au-
thors. o. journalism, Q; manufactur-
ing. 49, geology. 3; advertising, q. art,
2: contracting. 5 poet, 1 publishing,
Q; photography. teaching. Z: insur-
ance, IA; pomology, 1 aviation, 1;
trade, 4: ranching, 1; exploration, 1:
agriculture, 2; not decided, 1iS.
The New York herald., 1922-06-11

VITALITY and energy are quail
" ties essential to permanent
literature, whether of prose or
verse, Among the riming professors
of poetry these qualities are perhaps
neglected. In fact, they are not TO be
found by careful search in our poets
who possess skill in versfication, for
while their work in some cases Is in
perfect taste and eXquisitely simple. 1t
exists Gf il may be called existence ID
a sort of poetical vacuum.
Among the leaders oG this school IS
Sara Teasdale. Miss Teasdale mas
written many lyrics of genuine quality,
but she appears to have recently fallen
a victim to the cult of multiplicity.
and 10 have INDUCED extensively in
filnv and made TO order emotions.
Take her poem entitled The Mystery"
which begins.
"Your eyes drink Of me,
Love makes them shine,
Your eyes tnat lean
So close to mine"
What IS this but an uninspired
paraphrase Of Ben Jonson's Drink 10
me only with thine eyes? And is
there anything but a commonplace
thought. expressed without poetry or
impressivcness. in the concluding
stanza. which is supposed 10 lend the
poem significance?
The spirit eludes us.
Timid and free
Can ever know you
or you know me?
In spite Of an authentic lyric gift.
Miss Teasdale does not seem 10 have
learned that thought cannot he
beaten like the white Of an egg and
spread out tenuously over the surface
Of a dozen poems. She is the victim
of a tendency to write for the sake Of
writing rather than of saying some
thing; and in this fault she is joined
bv others OF her school--Marcs
widdemer Jessie Rittenhouse Gale
Young Rice and many more-all Of
whom can at times produce an effect
i've lyric, yet all Of whom ordinarily
skow a contemptuous disregard for
poetry Of substance.
But there is another growing school
ot poets whose product 70 certainly
The New York herald., 1922-06-11
Sir Philip Gibbs BlameS
All Sides in Conflict
over Irish Free State

peace treaty and martial law through
out Ireland is Field Marshal Sir Henry
Wilson, military adviser for Ulster,
British Member of Parliament. l met
him several times during the war and
had an opportunity Of studying his
character. At that time he was chief
liaison officer between the French and
British general staffs. The French Off
GERS admired him on this side of
idolatry and regarded him as typi-
cal English soldier of the most gallant
type. He is, however. neither English
nor typical of England. An immensely
tall Irishman, with legs like a stork,
he is pure Celt, with all the humor,
passion and subtlety of his race.
He played up to the. French, fiat
tered their vanity, made them roar
with laughter at racy stories and
whimsical jokes. Only for brief time
did he take command of British troops
in the field and then was not a
brilliant success. But his personality
won the admiration of his men, and I
remember a speech he made to large
body of battalion officers whom he adj
dressed not with any formality but
in the language of the trenches. One
sentence he spoke made them rock
with laughter 'We old devils" he
said,, aren't any damn good in a war
like this. 1t is up to you young
blighters."
Wilson Ont for Blood.
With charming manners and the ap-
pearance of Don Quixote. Wilson is
out for blood in Ireland. 1t is his sin
cere belief that there is only one good
policy for the Irish rebels, and that is
to kill them until they surrender and
sing God Save the King" He is for
Ulster through thick and thin, body
and soul; all his military knowledge
is at their command.
His chief opponent in this policy is
The New York herald., 1922-06-11
DR.. King of Oberlin
Says College Shows
L a c k Of Soul
1t Has Secured Mental and
Spiritual Union Among
Men.

n REAT differences Of opinion
r have been expressed by lead =
ing educators Of this country
on the article called The Empty Coll
lege." which was published in THE
New YoRK HERALD. issue OF May Ia.
1922. A number OF these have been
printed and the following from Henry
Churchill King president of Oberlin
College. Oberlin, Ohio follows
II instinctively question so sweep
ing and wholesale a declaration con-
The New York herald., 1922-06-11

IN ECAUSE General Booth wears
N a uniform he commands the
public curiosity bur because
The New York herald., 1922-06-11
X-Ray No More Eclectic
Is Put to General Work
BY CHARLES p. TITUS,
President of the New York Microscopical Society.

TN these modern times the first
question concerning any discov-
The Hope pioneer., 1922-01-19
JOINT MEETING OF NJ. w. A.
AND II. N. A, JANUARY nth.

The Royal Neiehbors end Modern
Woodmen held joint meeting at the
Woodmen Hall on Wednesday even
ing. January 11th, for the installa-
tion of officers. After the installation,
supper was served to about one hund-
red Neighbors, Woodmen and their
frinds. The balance of the evening
and until the early hours of the morn
ing was devoted to card playing and
dancing.
Following is the list of officers in
stalled:
Past Oracle, ......... Anna Roy
Oracle, ...... Alpha Bjerklund
Vice Oracle, go. Martha Sprouts
Chancellor, -. Elizabeth schuldt
Recorder, 80. - .Bernice Gingrey
Receiver, ........ Pauline Byer
Marshall, ........ ). Pearl Meader
Inner Sentinel, Laura Anderson
Outer Sentinel, Jennie Mitchell
Manager, 80. katherine Brewster.
Put your want-ads in the Pioneer.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-01-19
SCHOOL NURSES REPORT

During the week beginning January
Sth the pupils in the first eight grades
of the Sharon school were inspected.
Very frequently as we look over
our list of malnurished children we
find there are four or more children
from the same family suffering with
malnutrition. Parents, If you find
that this Is the case in your family
is it not we'll that you investigate and
find out what the cause may be? Do
your children have the rest and sleep
which growing child demands? Do
you give your children the right kind
and quantity of food at regular hours
Have your children any physical de-
fects as bad teeth, infected tonsils,
adenoids, growths which are injuring
their general health and retardng
their growth and development? Your
malnourished child will not grow up
strong and healthy. His vitality and
resistance are low-he becomes a
prey to all our dangerous contagious
diseases, which may have such injur-
ious effects upon the system that he
must suffer from them the rest of his
life. ..
OLGA OSTLIE,
County School Nurse
The Hope pioneer., 1922-01-19
STATE HAIL INSURANCE DECLAK.
ED GREATEST REVENUE
EATING VAMPIRE

That some of the laws passed by
the legislature during the hayday Of
League control are forcing unjust and
unnecessary tax burdens upon the
counties is the contention of several
county auditors as set forth in their
replies to the circular economy letter
sent to county authorities sometime
ago, and the hail insurance law as
at present administered is mentioned
as the worst offender.
THE state hail tax as administered
at the present time is one the great
est vampires that we have to eat up
revenue" writes M. G. Mccarthy, aud
itor for Golden Valley county, and he
continues: Nov, do not misunder-
stand me. am not opposed to the
state hail tax. What am opposed to
is the manner in which it is admin
istered under our present law. The
expense is too great and a good deal
of it could be eliminated. We could
avoid the large overhead expense
which it has to bear under the present
system. Auditors of this state have
suggested time and again systems
that would make it more efficient and
cost considerably less money to main
tain it,
Mr.. Mccarthy calls attention to the
item of clerk hire to take care of the
state hail business in each county. In
Golden Valley this item alone costs
the taxpayers about $1,000 every year
while the reimbursement from the
state hail fund to the county for this
service amounts to only $138.
In his letter to the governor Aud
itor Mccarthy also suggests that laws
should be passed for more thorough
supervision and audit of the expenses
of the various school districts.
MOTHERS PENSION Law
ABUSED SAYS COM'R WALTON
F. NJ. Walton, chairman of the
board Of county commissioners for
Dickey county writes Governor Nestos
and expresses his appreciation of the
interest the governor is showing in
the matter of tax reduction and as
sures him of the hearty cooperation
of the commissioners and other coun.
ty officials in Dickey county. He then
goes on to call the governors atten-
tion to "a few added items of expense