The New York herald., 1922-10-08
Anthony Again Associates
With Wildcats Friends
Learns in Bleachers That Frisch Is Faster Than His
Shadow and Speed Counts -Stengel Breaks
Autograph Record.
ny EDWARD ANTHONY.

THE BLEACHERS, POLO GROUNDS.
Wiley's wildcat" characters are dis
cussing the series The discussion Is
taking place under the center field stand
near the club house and there is an ap-
preciative audience Of nine or ten. The
discussion, in part:
Use tellin you. boy, dis here Frisch
Is de fas'es' man in baseball. He so fas'
his own shadow CANT keep UP wild him.
Man o. Wah hisse'f wouldn't have no
chance wild dat baby. Yessuh; dats
de trur. He's debbil on de bases, dat
boy"
"Ain't ah agreed he is, Ahthuh. amt
ah? whut yo' rubbin' it n fo'? All
right. he's fas. All grants he's fas.
Needn't go rubbin' it in, boy"
Don't git 'strep'rous, boy. All amt
rubbin' It in Ah's jest 'splainln' why
dem Yanks CANT beat de Gints. An
why yo' was gone in de haid when yo'
give Willie sewn to five on de Yanks. An
Frisch amt de only fas man dey got
Dey's all fas'. So fas' de Yanks CANT
see 'em. An dey CANT beat whut dey
CANT see. Git dat th'oo yo' haid, boy,
an yo' won't be Roin' roun maxim no
mo- crazy bets. II yo' is possessed wild a
cravin' TO- to give yo' money away, give
II to charity, boy. like de club ownuhs
done Thursday"
"All right, an grants dey's fas'; whut
yo' want? Sho dey's fas' Ah double
grants dey's fas'. Now lemme lone.
boy"
;Glad yo' grants dey's fast boy-an'
let de fac teach yo' somefin."
..Ah spec yo' thinks yo' n verruh
snaht pusaon, Arthur. Lemme tell
YOU whut you is. boy. You is one O.
desc gents whut gifts smaht verruh sud
der when de results Is In. All didn't
see YOU rushin' UP wild no Jack when
ah offuhed to lay sewn to five on de
Tanjxs. Yo' was sho deef. boy.
yednesday mo'nin' when nh makes
nah offuh Guess mebbe II ah lays
sev'n to five on de Yanks now yo' takes
me up. huh? Git along wild you befo'
All knocks yo' daid.
Cam down. Harry, ca IN down. Amt
no sense takin on. Is jest giVih you
s~e,y1v advice 80 yo'll use yo haid In
da Y,ex' worp series. Allus put yo' money
on dc fns'es' team. OATS de subjec' o.
nah disclose"
"G,t along wild yo' dlsco'sin', boy. Bet
an AZ fas'es team. huh? Whut yo'
want me TO do, boy Git de two teams
torether an race 'em san den bet nah
money on de team dat win? Is dat
the poInt o. yo' dlsco'se2
"Use yo' haid. boy. use yo' haid! All
calc'Iates II you owns one you can tell
by de figguhs which Is de Eases team
and which Is do elowes'.".
"Don't talk figguhs to me. boy, or
dey's gwinc to be wah. De figguhs
sho played n mean trick on me, boy.
ne mo, st'stics ah raid de mo- sho ah
was dat dc Yanks cop. Don't be rub
mlndin' me bout no figguhs. Abs
hustin' wild n cravin' to meet up wild de
qemman dat gifts up dem flgguhs. He
don't do no mo- figguhln' TO while IL
Al meets him. boy. All de flgguhin'
he's gwine do is how to git out o. nah
way. Figguhsl BAIL Figguhs, ah
hates you'll Figguhs, you ruined dis
habyl"
r"Chop yo haid off. boyl 'Tain't no
use TO YOU. No sense carr'in' round
daid weight. All amt gwine spend no
time arg'in' wild no crazy man. When
Won learns TO read the figguhs de way
an does, den mebbe---"
"Shet up, boyi Abs stood all ah
twants to- heah Gum Eouw ---