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New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
By Frederic F. TGn de Water
(F.F. "

Fascist and answer certain qusstict
about his actual knowisdu Z
Eehegarsy and whether he know D.
Eehegaray's real fame In his own ssg
Try was gained aSf a statesman g,
mathematician and not as the sBths
II Gran GAieoto.' Once elected, /
Nathan must also engage 70 bend !
brilliant talents 10 a little eonstruzh
work and find how hard Il is % u g
how easy Il Is 20 laugh a.
AZ our last meeting the Pass
adopted a briar pipe ard a sens :
humor as symbols Of the order y
uniform consists OF short hair srii
three-button sack"
Il seems to us that the Fascist vs.
obtain much more publicity II NJ o.
tlss would add a mask % The unif-1
There is something about 4 mast ~
inspires curiosity and awe and rss
paper exposures. Mystery Il . ~
compelling thing; women diseSFtH
that long ago and clothed shsnsslr
accordingly. Enlightenmert is slrir
disappointing, as every dstecsivs -
reader knows. II the 7aseisr y.
mask they viii Be advanced "a =
months to the position Of "a nsnssi
the nation-' On The stAsf lad ,
the Ku-Huxsrs we're 10 tsks Of 1r
pillow eases, they vould sssp ss''g
peril automatically and ssssns eT
trus rank a. . little old onsie"
secret society.
The long lists Of fsrdr frnA
whose names sound Ike ben d'ossf''
and new kinds Of toOthpastss siis' !.
Mr.. Nathan and his eonpsniof' y
erudition. serve, We think ~
poses Of masks. They inspis 81.
curiosity. Not one In hs'f'"
sons knows who these srfi's ." -.
sequentIy, the mental r',ea., IA.
reader is bound to NJ 'oe'al = '
guy knows about sH sAs'' e'i''
must be an authonty.'
We don't much bslisr' v'I
authoritative critic has nssn 49,, -
on = Newspaper anyway.
on one Of these magazines vn'',
people are always citing W"
want 70 crush us utterly
paper isn't, IN cur .stiussiaa' prs
an organ Of uplift AID sa'ans
RS an agency for ins0Hna''..
reporter doesn't write . sse'I
prove the human race. HIS '''
to interest hi. readers a, much . I.
siblo In the facts at hanA - -.
newspaper critics. IN ear ssiin'
are those who wear no mash q
tion but are ready and viilins "a" -
Hey. here's something T0odi -" ~,
sny impulse to compare that &C.,, s...,,.
with the realistic mOvsnent y - -.
slovakia and without any eoni'osI-s
Of how posterity is seins y ="
their verdict. Newspaper efitiss -
Is, good newspaper erities--sF'i, ,',.,
ers 70 better things. In our ~, -,
They are merely Greatest -
Denouinators Of public tss'@
We can say this to-day VIM" Z,
feeling Of self-eonsciousnss- Z
aren't even the eommonssi ''n 4, 4
denominator. We have trise
fully 70 tell the truth sbous %, 4,
actions 20 art We have aiisns''' =,
affections Of . valued frisnd |" ~,
ing that We liked sOusa better =
Brahms. We have had words "'', IN.
Wife because We said ~ IA
"Lightnin'"--and By that We nssD. !.
late Frank Bacon IN "Lighsnm
ter than ~As You Like T." =,
Both friend and wife say ~ 'N
Ing % sA0w -
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
Spoken IN Haste

Senator Mccormick observation
that 10 this country "there Is n Job
for every man was made before the
last election separated a number Of
gentlemen from their positions with
Uncle San.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
ALar0e Order

As far as We ore able 70 gather, We
Will not be able 20 satisfy NJ. Gle
nenesAu unless we send an army
over 70 snnihilate what is left Of
Germany.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
ANY STATE VIII Do

Perhaps one reason why so many
women kill their husbands is that II
they tried to divorce them instssd
they would have to 20 all the way TO
Reno.
tcepyrirhs By James ;. MeztsEusl
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

rT'HE remarks Of Harry Leon Wilson,
i recently relayed to the public
through this department, coupled no
doubt with the undue and gratuitous
publicity accorded the Ku-Klux Klan by
the press In general, have inspired
Philip Curtiss. organizer Of the
Literary Fascist Of America, 70 become
likewise lea press agent.
Unable 70 get any Newspaper 20 eH-
pose his organization, Mr.. Curtiss has
done the next best thing and exposed
10 himself. We print his exposure for
the benefit Of certain correspondents
who have asked us about IL. In addi-
tion. now that Congress has begged
down on the anti-lynehing bill, the
Literary Fascist. Of America seems as
good a subject as any for II 70 think
about.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

"Mr. Wilson Harry Leon is already
one Of our most honored members, not
20 say demigods," Mr. curtiss relates.
IN our proposed reorganization Of the
country he Is 70 be placed In command
Of everything west Of The Mississippi,
With headquarters In Hollywood. Mr.
Hergesheimsr. am sorry 20 say, has
BEEN elected only By the nArrowest
margin A year ago, on the strength
Of Java Head and 'rubai CAIN he
would have been elected by sceiamA-
ton, but since then 'CythsrsG has Ap-
peAred and has offended . great many
cf our members. Our general position
on all seS books is, IN effect, that most
people arv conscious Of the process Of
reproduction, but that many modern
writer's seem 20 think II has news
value. We take firmly the old-fash-
ioned masculine attitude on ell matters
Of smut However, we Also be
lieve In Judging a writsr by his sp-
parent general intent rAthsr than By
any single book, 80, II he wishes, Mr.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
1fIAmlr ~ - AssoclATID -

n. 1e.o,is.sf Pres sariuirclr eriiicd 70
~. 49, faf lsrutucstcu a al ntsa ahpArnet
f-..IieI d 4 of nd 0ifsrstls utdliel h tln
.tpsf aad slss ~ local nsws q sDocian-oi' "ifih
xi rssis x rsvub'loasios q al o.hsf Ha''ss
srrir sie1 ere reserved.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

ros oaa psrsAass nsrthansls sfvsriifsd v Iht
ia ssssit. Il aay cass rHr rRiBUkl tgsrah.
- to eay ye1r neaey had cnte fteuetl ~ 80
tass. Ne eeistiist Ne rsiuhd pFenaiS ne
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
eu.sasrN

r.ss-.s O. n, Poutar.os A. NeH Yea a. ascond
Caas Nal Ms'tef.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

Why Is Il that a Reform usually
picks out so many Prunes 10 cham
pioo iti
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
A GOOD MOTTO, BUT WHY THE DISC

-nrrrIrhf il.l. - YoIk TIIllne- ~
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07
THURSDAY. DECEMBER =. 1921

Own.f ~ Nsw Tea Trioune fre, . - Aori
Ssrf Hs,rn ncErfs He'cl Ni,t-frr-i teut. ho".Ia
isril. serrsiaJi n = hsaasl6 frsesarsI ~
tifura. Irtluna buffiug. itf Naf.1a r1'tA -
Tea Clr. reif1looe. heetmen tte-
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

We read an ad in the paper con-
cerning "a chorus Of mixed voices"
That's the kind the Old Soak should
sing in; he has a mixed voice.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

DoE MGsaUu
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

College Atheism Not Dangerous.
.Heddiine.
And, usually, not atheism.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-07

going 20 say % the King Of Eng
land, but that is not inclusive
enough. I dedicate Il to the Kings
Of England, for all time. I hereby
give them the power 20 hand down
this dedication from father 20 eldest
son. just as the crown Il handed
down. II the present reigning fam
ily should ever retire from public
life, as the Stuarts and Tudors and
Plantagenets retired. the dedication
IS 70 90 70 the royal house which
succeeds. | empower the British
House Of Commons 70 see that this
transfer Is properly made and my
wishes In this respect are carried
out.
I dedicate this Dedication Of the
Second Edition 70 The Order Of the
Silver Collar Button. Of which ! my
self am the President.
Henry Ford Is going to run for
President. II he wins, it will not
be by a nose.
Wells's "Outline Of History. is
now being offered at "one-fourth
Of" Only in price, unfortunately,
not in bulk.
College Atheism Not Dangerous.
-Hoddiine.
And, usually, not atheism.
We read an ad in the paper con-
corning "a chorus Of mixed voices"
I That's the kind the Old Soak should
sing in; he has a mixed voice.
Why Is Il that a Reform usually
picks out so many Prunes 10 cham
piOO ~
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
ANTI-K. K. K. WAR
 NOW ON IN KANSAS
Governor Allen Explains Tha Depre- datiops of Klansmen Makes
 Action Imperative.

Topeka, Kas., Nov. 22.-In connec- tion with the filing of an custer suit against the Ku Klux Kan here yes terday by the state attorney general, Governor Henry J. Allen issued a statement saying:
 There is coming to my attention an increasing number of complaints from various communities of people, who have received threatening letters sign ed by the Ku I<lux Klan. Such un- rest and terror should not occur in any well organized state. In addition, a few acts of violence have been conn mitted, most conspicuous being the whipping of the mayor of Liberty. Whether or not these acts have been committed by the Ku Klux Kan, the fact remains that they have been com mitted under the disguise adopted by the Ku Klux klan.
 There is no way of finding the re- sponsible heads of this organization because the officers have persistently declined to take out a charter. There- fore, our only recourse in order to protect law and order is to ask the supreme court to prohibit them from doing business"
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
STRANGE GUEST AT
 SOUTH CHURCH DOOR
Sexton Chapman Discovers His Visitor Is We'll Known Character

TheYe was such a rattle and a banging at the chapel door of the South Congregational church last evening that neighbors thought there were burglars. Sexton William E. Chapman, who had almost finished locking. up, following the Brotherhood meeting, rushed to the door in alarm and was greeted by strange sight.
 A middle, aged man stood there. A man with meek, careless, shiftless appearance. One who seemed below par in intelligence and devoid of all ambition. One who gave the impress sion, almost, of being a sample of the "poor that are ground under the mer- ciless heel of the rich"
 A Human Derelict.
 He was clad in frayed shiny suit, soiled shirt, shoes run down at the heels. His uncombed hair, long in need of trimming, was partially covered by battered soft hat, which defied all attempts to guess its original shape. His suit gave forth not the slightest hint of ever having been pressed, he wore no collar nor tie, and his shirt was open at the neck.
 He had a red nose, shining in the dark like the fiery end of cigar, a beard five days out of barber shop and a moustache that resembled nothing so such as that of a man who had tried to swallow an old fashioned shoe brush and some of the bristles failed to go down.
 MT. Chapman had visions of calling "s6" on the phone and asking Police. lieutenant Samuel Bamforth to send the patrol to remove a tramp from the church steps when his visitor spoke up. Don't you recognize me by my picture in the, Herald?" he asked. But the church official was puzzied. Peering into the darkness beyond his strange visitor he notlceds the latter was pulling small hand wagon loaded with odds and ends of, all sorts of "clap trap.'' Who are you?" he demanded.
 N Nobody Else But Ed. k V Why" cried his visitor in astonish- ment, as though he. were accustomed to having everyone recognize him. 4i,m Ed Wurgler." Sure enough. It was no less than worthless, lazy, mo- account Ed, the town loafer, whose chief occupation was delivering wash ings for his wife. Ed had been busy all evening helping Aunt Sarah Pea body deliver chairs, dishes, etc, to the lodge rooms for the lodge supper in aThe Old Home Town" and had been dispatched on his final trip to New Britain with cargo Of equlp-
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
Mrs. Walter Penfield
 Dies in East Berlin

Mrs. Walter Penfleld of East Ber- lin died at her home at 12 o'clock noon today, aged 79 years. Death was caused by an ulcer in the stom- ach. She is survived by her hus- band and two children, Major Walter Grant Penfleld of Wilmington, Della ware, and Mrs. T. c. Hodgson of Der lin. Mrs. Penfield was born in Dar- fen, Conn, daughter of Mir. and Mrs. Jarvis Weed, her name before her marriage being Joanna Weed. On June 1, 1870, she was married to Walter Penfeld, and has resided in East Berlin the greater part of her life since her marriage. The funeral will be held from her late home nt ? o'clock on Friday afternoon, and bur ial will be in the Wolcox cemetery. East Berlin. Mrs. Penfield was a member of the Methodist Episcopal church of East Berlin.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
Successful Social By Lady T. A. B. Society

The whist and dance given by the Lady T. A. B. society last evening in the Y. M. T. A. t& B. hall, was a de- cided success. The prize winners at whist were Miss Alice Smith, Mrs. Hughes, Miss Harriet Lyman, Mrs. F. Condon, Mrs. M. Crean and Mrs. Eileen xilduff. The gentlemens prizes were awarded to D. R. Miller, Fred McEnroe and James Hogan.
 Miss Clara Kane was chairman Of the committee in charge of the affair and was assisted by the following members: Mrs Mary Walsh, Mrs. Stephen Jacobs, Mrs. James Kalinow- ski, Mrs. Julia Moorehead and the Misses Margaret and Rose Lynch, Anna OKeefe, Catherine Walsh, Irene Walsh, Anna Coffey Mollie Carroll and Anna La Roehelle.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
GrOtt0 Carnival Will
 Open on Friday Night

Plans have been completed by the committee in charge for the Grotto carnival to be staged at Grotto hall on West Main street, November 24, 25, 27, 2S and 20. The following nights have been arranged for by the committee: Opening night, Syra Grotto of Hartford; November 25, Bela Grotto of Springfield; November 27, Obeh Grotto of Bridgeport; No venber 2S, Nemrod Grotto of Nor wich: November 20, Hejas Grotto of New Haven.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22

ment for the "Old Home Week." the old home town folks are giving under the auspices of the Young Women's department of tthe South Congrega- tionAl church, December and 6.
 Ed unloaded his wagon and started immediately for home, after Mir. Chapman had managed to forage some coffee and sandwiches in the church kitchen. He remarked before he left that Marshal Otey Walker, Mayor Doolittle and all the town officials were sure to be here at the specified time.
 MT. Chapman, who is superinten- dent of construction. has the houses almost entirely completed. The hotel is up" and kitchen machinery" is being installed so Aunt Sarah can bake waffles. The butcher shop has been built and the hot dog man will be present.
 The general store and post office is ready, and has been beautifled by a new front porch and an ornamental awning over the doorway. The bank is finished. astronomy hall where the fortune teller relates past, present and future (principally present) Is about completed and 1t is rumered, the church will be erected to house the village choir. In fact, one of the articles brought by Ed Wurgler last night was portable church organ. The florist shop also is finished and supply of potted plants, etc., is on the way. Main street has been grad ed and work is progressing towards other civic Improvements.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
EDUCATIONAL LECTURE
Representative of Large Galvanizing Concern To Tell About Zinc Coating.

The first of series of instructive lectures in the educational course for foreman, will be given at the Y. M. |C. A. Friday evening, under the au- spices of the New Britain Industrial council.
 William J. Robinson of the Wilcox, Crittenden and Co. of Middletown, will talk on "Zinc, Galvanizing and Other Methods of Zinc Coating" The course is free and all men are in vited. i
 The lecture will be given in the gymnasium of the "" and a buffet lunch will be served in the banquet hall later. The program starts at s o'clock.
 On January 2s State Compensation Commissioner George B. Chandler will address the foremen on compen- sation.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
ROTARY CLUB MEETING.

0. H. Benson of Springfield, Mass, will speak at the meeting of the New Britain Rotary club Thursday noon at the Elks club on Washington street. He will speak on the work of the Junior Achievement. The meeting will be an open one and members of the Lions club have been invited.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
"PEIsIsCoPE' IS DEAD

New York, Nov. 22.-Periscope, said to be the first giraffe ever born in the Bronx zoo is dead. He was born Monday and from the first declined to take nourishment, disregarding his mother Juliet, entirely. He was four feet 10 inches tall and weighed S7 pounds. Andres Zingraber of Bridge port Conn, an animal expert sum moned by zoo officials, found Peri scopes neck sagging bit. He fed the baby giraffe from bottle but Peri scope died just the same.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
College Club Engages
 Poet Warrior to Speak

The College club of New, Britain has engaged Dr. Harry Webb Far rington, soldier poet of the World war, to give readings of his own poems at the High school auditorium Monday evening, November 27, at 8 o'clock. The College club extends an invitation to all who are interested in hearing pr. Harrington.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22

Derrick. The largest pledge made, John Erickson, s24.00, Junior High school.
 Everything is ready for the opening of the drive for the securing of the subscriptions and membership in the club. Some local speaker will address the meeting every day, noon hour, to inspire enthusiasm among workers in the Fifty Thousand Dollar Club.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
SPECIAL COUNCIL MEETING
Members Will Decide on Commission to Control House of Comfort-Con- sessions to Be Awarded.

Mayor A. M. Paonessa is planning to call special session of the com mon council this month for the pur- pose of acting on matters pertaining to the comfort station, prescriptions for which anticipate its opening Jan uary 1, 1923.
 The mayor will confer today with Chairman A. F. Corbin of the com fort station committee for suggestions as to the proper commission by which the project should be con trolled. There are also several con sessions to be let out and 1t IS the mayors desire that the governing commission be decided upon and in. structed to advertise for and award bids so that all will be in readiness for the opening January l.
 The December meeting will be held late in the month and the mayor fears that the opening might be delayed If action was withheld until that time.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
TO BUILD BALL PARK

Clearwater Fla, Nov. 22., - The municipality has approved bond is- sue for s25,ooo for the purpose of building a new baseball park where the Brooklyn team of the National league will train next spring, complete count of the vote in yesterdays bal
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22
City Items

Get your tickets for Paulist Choir advt.
 The local police have been notified by tha. state automobile commissioner of the suspension of the drivers li- cense of F. H. Reinold of Ill Pleasant street. @
 victrolas and Pianos, Henry Morans. --advt.
 2So Seats left for Paulist Choir advt.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-22

loting showed today. The Dodgers agreement to train here was made contingent on the construction of a new park with a satisfactory playing field
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17
Mexico to Rsfu.. to Amend Law.

Mexico City.-The Mexican govern.
hent mas no plans for submitting q
project to Congress looking toward
amendment Of article % of the Mexi-
can constitution, as demanded by the
american State Department, General
T. hllas Gales, chief Of the cabinet.
told newspapermen recently. II such
request We're made Of the leglsla.
.ors' ne added, 1t would be because
sae government was convinced such a
S,s, ",sp was necessary. and not n. 4 pre-
hminary to recognition, ~
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17
Chicago Labor Jury pI..or.e..

Chicago.-Failing to reach verdict
atter deliberating more than sixty
nours' the jury sitting In the case Of
freq NADER, Daniel Mccarthy and
'onn Miller, labor leaders charged
WIN conspiracy In the murder Of q
PONCE officer during Chicago's 20.
ea'ied labor war, was discharged.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17

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me- thsy never saw mo looiin.N
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three little girls to take csrs y
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friends and know It WIN III +
they use It like I d." -ln
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Many women keep about ~
when 4 b . great effort I'M
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When you are In this coodiBs5
prompt attention.
Take Lydia e. Pinkhsm'a v.
Compound, for 1t Is especisns +
to correct such troubles . \
Ars. Long.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17

The man who Is dissatisfied N
work II never happy.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17

Tobe Smithers and Gabe q.
of the Mount Piggy region Z
Ozarks were guests Of a hot1 !
Big Burg lately. Some time at,Q|
had retired for the night ths
rudely awakened by the fire Z
car raging past with Its siren d
Ing In an unknown tongue.
"What the blue heck was
cried Mr.. Gunshun.
II d'knOw persizely," replld
Smathers, "but l reckon some
has stayed out too late and "
ls hunting him"-Kansas City /
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-08-17
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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-03-10
ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN

The Shiloh colored church had a
pastor who inscribed after his name
the degree of ID. D.. The riva.
Pisgah church had a pastor who had
no such handle, and this greatly
mortified the members thereof. So
one of the flock wrote off To a semi
nary and inquired how much i. would
cost to procure ID. D." degree for
their shepherd.
The answer was that it would cost
$50. There was long-continucd de-
bate as to the wisdom of investing
such a sum in a mere empty title, es-
pecially as the treasury was more
than empty. At last it was decided
to write to the seminary auG propose
promise-namely that they
should pay $25 at once and have one
%" added to the preachers name,
and next year they would get the
other one.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-03-10
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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-03-10
3 DEER WITH ONE SHOT

While hunting in Charles county,
Va. J. l.. Parsons rode up on the
leeward side of a group OF three deer.
Firing at the nearest one, he saw it
fall. Then the second and third fell
and a moment later he felt the horse
on which he was riding give way UNI
der him. 1t was explained that the
bullet had ricocheted from the first
deer to thu others and from them
had hit q tree and spun back to ill
the mount.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-03-10
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