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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
Today
Nothing Means Anything
Astors Win.
BY ARTHUR BRISBANE

The world is mixed up, nobody
knows what anything really means.
we have an election here. with huge
majorities, many surprising upsets.
Those that sound wise say 1T is
radical protest"
They vote in England and the
tories win, putting out Lloyd George,
who carried England through the
whole war And while putting tories
In power. England gives labor men
the biggest vote in Parliament next
to the tory vote.
Russia has dictatorship OF ex-
treme radicalism; Italy at revolution
ary dictator, Mussolini, representing
middle class conservatism. All kinds
of things are coming out OF that war.
Lady Astor, fair young American
Rrit.sher, is victorious-sent back to
Parliament. The honorable John
Jacob Astor, her trother-in-law, is
elected also. Father Aston left
America because he was beaten for
office. The family has taken well
abroad. Lady Astor's opponent. DR..
Bayiy, helped to beat himself. Curl
ousiy. He was the head OF an orr
ranization formed to combat blood
diseases, born of vice, that have made
fearful Roadway In England, before
and since the war. Bishops, scien-
fists. good citizens, were in the or
SANITATION. But they advocate sup
plying young men with knowledge
and with medicinal packages that
would enable them to avoid disease
~.,asss abandoning vice.
.save our young people and Eng
land from disease" was Bayly's cry.
TO that Lady Astor replied: Ger
tainly, but do not advertise or dis
ssihutA Information and remedies
.iiat will encourage yong mem and
women to be vicious. by taking away
the danger" 1t was sort of birth
control argument in another form.
Women sided with and voted for
Lady Astor against the doctor with
his packet plan.
This paragraph Is from Eugene v.
pebs magazine: The rich have the
baby grands and the poor have the
grand babies"
victer Berger. another 4ocialist.
recently re-slected to Congress. says
the two words The MasssS might
b. madc more accurate by moving Z
letter from one word to the other.
thus, Them Asses"
But Debs and Berger must not be
too rtssimistic. The rich that buy
~ba.y. grands" today were yesterday's
grand pAbies" OF the poor. A grand
baby. born in I poor family. has his
chance TO buy baby grand before
he dies X he wants one.
Al Tor tho masses, or them asses"
khey are slowly learning, slowly In
ereasing their leisure and time 70
think. The average man that voted
for Victor Berger owns or rents Z
hath tub ou.4s Elisabeth didn't
have any.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18

at IL.
From Danville to Beersheba they
come!
Flocking in on every train, clog
ging up the dirt roads, some stray
Cling in by airplane. They're trek
king into Birmingham while the
tiekking is good. 1t is said to lie
the greatest advance crowd that ever
came into Birmingham for football
game. Hotels are crowded. cots are
going at a premium, colors every
where one turns. college ye,ls--bed-
lam.
It'll be hot time in the old town
this afternoon.
And. hotter still tonight il Auburn
wins.
Hot dog!
The little Irishman with the birds
eye maple suit is Mike Donahue. He
doesn't seem extremely worried. Got
off the train shortly afte- the noon
hour Friday morning with . golf bag
slung over his shoulder. Played golf
at the Roebuck club Friday after
noon.
The other guy with the square Jaw
and the brindle suit-that's Charlie
Moran. You know INK CT arlie. He
used to call 'em and miss 'enl in this
league. Now he's Material league
umpire and coach at Centre.
Aulurn and Centre meet at Rick
wood this afternoon.
That's superfluous, you say.
sure The whole town is stirred.
Tho Whole state is on its tip
toes. Everybody knows It. NO
.rs to dwsli further on that point.
Crowds. gosh, what muititudes.
Continued on Page sixteen)
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
POINCARE Is GIVEN
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE

Paris. November 1.-THE chamber
Of deputies this evening gave a vote
to Premier Poincare on
the eve of the Lausanne peace con-
ference and after a month of inter-
mittent debate on the interior and
exterior policies OF his government.
The vote was 422 to II.
The entire chamber. excepting the
on both sides and the
socialists and Sroyalists.
voted in favoryof the government.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
OFFICIALS OPPOSE
COMMISSIONS PLAN
OF CONSOLIDATION

Washington, November 1T.-Tenta-
tive proposals OF the interstate com.
merce commission for consolidation
of railroads in the northwest were
considered at a hearing today where
officials OF the three roads consti-
tuting the Hill Group. Northern
Pacific, Great Northern. and Chicago,
Burlington and Quincy. began the Of
fering of testimony. General con-
solidation OF railroads as authorized
by the transportation act. has been
planned TO bring about separation
OF the Great Northern from the other
two lines named and its inclusion
instead in a major railroad system
along the Chicago, Milwaukee and St.
Paul, and the iron ore carrying lines
entering Duluth. MINI.
walker d. Hines. leading off for
the Hill group, challenged the de-
stability of the suggested split in
present railroad associations, both
from the point OF view of public well
fare and OF financial stability OF
the railroads themselves. The Bur-
lington, owned by the two northern
roads for many years, had been built
and integrated into operation with
them, he asserted. adding that sepa-
ration would be extremely desirable.
Hale Holden. president of the Bur-
lington, followed. and in a detailed
analysis of traffic and route condi-
tons, declared the commission's pro-
posals unsuitable, and built up in
disregard of the necessity OF main
tanning north and south route
through the west from the Gulf of
Mexico.
Commissioner Hall, presiding pref
aced the hearing by declaring that
the commission plan constituted no
prejudgment Of the situation, but
instead an estimate OF the situation.
and a basis for discussion. II. e.
Byram. president of the Chicago.
Milwaukee and st. Paul, also followed
with testimony, as did representa-
tives Of communities, and state pub
lie service commissions located in
the territory.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
Sanitariun Burns
With $4,000 Loss

Columbus. Ala. Nov 1.-THE sani-
tarium of Or. ]. r. Yarbrough was
destroyed by fire yesterday after
noon. The patients were all removed
to safety. heroic rescues being made
in some cases by nurses and others.
The loss well exceeded $4,000 and is
partly covered by insurance. 1t is
supposed the blaze originated from a
defective flue.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
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TOWN OF PARRISH NOW
HAS ELECTRIC LIGHTS

Parrish. Ala. November 17.--tSpe-
cial 1.-The little town of Parrish.
Walker county. now has electrin
lights The service of the Aiabam
Power company was ,cut In
Wednesday morning.
Parrish is one OF Alabama's young (
est towns. Five years ago il was
not there, but today il can boast or
more than mere existence--it is 4
thriving little community nesting
Enugly up In the mineral studded
hills.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18

Topeka. Kan, November 1T.-C. B,
Griffith. assistant attorney general
late today admitted that the attor-
ney generals office had sent letters
70 both Governor Henry J. Allen and
the county attorney at Emporia
William Allen White, Emporia pub
Usher. charged with violation OF the
Kansas Industrial court Law. be dis
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
CHINO OR CUNO TO
HAVE DIFFICULTIES

Berlin, November 11.--Chancellor
Cuno is likely to meet with some
difficulties in selecting his cabinet,
as the socialists, the peoples party
ard the clericals already are trying
to anticipate his disposition of the
posts The impression tonight WIS
that the new head Of the cs,iEet
hardly will be able TO complete his
slate before Monday
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
HARDING WILL MAKE
FINAL DECISION ON
BIG PACKER MERGER
BY Associated Press
49, N4~a 1yNar

Washington, November 17.-Presi-
dent Harding will make tie final
decision of the government on the
that Armour & Co. purchase
Morris q Co.. another of the big
five" Chicago packers, it was in
dicated today. The President already
has discussed the matter with j..
Ogden Armour and will go over 1t
with Secretary Wallace, as soon as
the department of agriculture has
its study of the plan.
The executive was represented as
being of the opinion that there would
be no objection at law to the pro-
rosed consultations.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
Farmer and Son
Struck by Train

Wilmer, Ala. November 17.-Oscar
Davis. ~. farmer living near here
and his son. age 8, were seriously
injured tonight when truck in
which they we're riding was struck
by a Gulf, Mobile and Northern train
at the station here. Both were hurled
more than SO feet while the truck was
dem shed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
The Inside Story
Of Henry Ford
Has Been Written

Not by Ford's own pen or
by a writer who gathered his
material through the Ford
publicity department, but by
the one man best qualified to
do it-Dr. S. S. Marquis,
Henry Ford's pastor, intimate
friend and former business as
sociate. Read his hitherto I'M
published story of Henry
Ford's astonishing methods,
of the inner workings of the
Ford mind which the public
has really never known. This
story answers almost any
question that you have ever
asked about Henry Ford.
Beginning Monday in The
Age-Herald. Send in your
subscription now 50 you viii
not miss any of this grssk
feature story.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
Shelby County Man Granted
Parole, Sticks by His lob as
Fireman Until Substitute
Is Found
STATE CAPITAL BUREAU
THE AGE-HERALD.
Ma.f9arnarw Ala kor II

A demonstration of devotion to
duty occurred at Kilby prison Friday.
For many months friends of John
Storey, Shelby county man, had been
convinced that he should be relieved
of further service on a 25-year7sen-
tence for burglary imposed by the
Shelby circuit court. Some of the
best known citizens OF Shelby county
were interested and had appeared be-
fore the governor and board of par
done in the interest OF Storey.
Governor Kilby had the case before
him for several months and the pa
role was granted Friday morning.
Two of Storeys Montgomery friends
went to prison with the parole. called
him into the office and presented 1t
to him.
When will you be ready to go?"
he was asked.
1T will take me about a half-hour
to get ready replied Storey "but
cannot leave the prison at this time
/ am firing the boilers at the power
plant of the prison and ! cannot
leave until someone is obtained to
take my place"
Storey returned to his work. task
which was assigned to him by the
convict department At gao O'Clock
Friday afternoon Storey was relieved
of his duties, another man was as
signed the work and he walked from
the prison a free man again.
Storey has always maintained that
he was not guilty of the offenses
which carried him to prison.
STUDY DICkERsON CASE
William f. Feagin, state warden
general. late Friday denied that any
guard or officials of the state prison
system had been discharged as a
result of the escape of Roy Dicker-
son, bank robber. from kilby prison
Tuesday Mr.. Feagin said no action
had been Ntaken against any person
in connection with the escape and
none would be taken until{the lnves-
tlgation had been completed.
Report became general in Mont
gomery that one person had been
relieved of his duty.
Mr. Feagin has submitted to Gov
ernor kilby the Information as a
result Of the Investigation conducted
imme diately after the report OF Dick
erson's disappearance had reached the
convict department. The information
consisted OF statements made by the
Confined on Page Three.)
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
The Outstanding
Giant Of American
Business

He revolutionized his own
industry and may yet revolu-
tionize others. He has Great
ed a manufacturing and sales
system which has made him
probably the only Millionaire
in the world. He has the
largest scrapheap of able ex-
executives known to modern
business.
Only one man answers the
description--it Is Henry Ford.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
TODAY

Arthur Brisbane's feature article
will be found in column below.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
BUY IN BIRMINGHAM

Goods advertised in The Age
Herald by Birmingham merchants
are guaranteed.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1922-11-18
ANDOM AGOG, AS.
AUBURN-CEN
PREPARE TOMEET|
Dixie Football World Turns
Attention to Birmingham as
Strongest Championship
Contenders Meet
PROBABLE LINEUP

leyan).
pire-Wiiliams (virginia).
Head LinesmRn-~Thomas (Purdus)s
Time of game o'clock. Gates open
at 10.
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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
THE WAY | WASH MY
CLOTHES

| am old-fashioned enough to
believe that while better house
hold machinery and materials
have been invented than our
grandmothers had, nothing equals
their sOay of doing things.
That is why | always soak my
clothes. After sorting them !
soak them in Rinse, using enough
tomake good suds that will stand
up even after the clothes are put
in. | let them soak for an hour -
Or longerif | am busy about other
things-for have discovered that
Rinse won't injure them in the
least, yet it soaks out more dirt
than any other soap.
Then | rinse them. The first
rinse water is terribly dirty but
every bit of dirt that is soaked out
means that much less rubbing.
| only rub neckbands, and the
like. Every three or four weeks
| boil my white things-except
Hannels, of using enough
Rinse to get 4 mild suds.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14

Monday from Boston where he at
tended the funeral of his uncle,
Oliver NJ. Wentworth. Mr.. Went
worth died Thursday. His niece,
Miss Maude Sprague, WHO had
been with him through the winter
will return to St. Johnsbury this
month.
Mrs. Sceva Speare of Nashua,
N. H, is visiting her mother, Mrs.
A. NJ. Goodrich. Mr.. Speare eX-
poets to join her here the first OF
the week.
Guy c. Caldwell of Cambridge,
Mass, the naturalist who is filing
dates in this section for his lee
ture recital, entertained the Girl
Scouts at the club house Monday
afternoon with bird calls and pie
lures of birds, flowers and trees.
The beautiful orchids shown were
some of the rare specimens pho
tographed by the late W. l..
Balch Of Fairbanks museum. Mr..
Calwell is to give his recital at
the South church Thursday even
ing and all who heard him Mon
day are most enthusiastic about
the entertainment.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

A typewriting class has been
started at The Woman's club house
under the leadership of Miss Mar
garet Bailey. Others who wish
TO join should do so Wednesday
evening at 7.30.
DR.. Charlotte Fairbanks expects
to return March 1J.-Adv.
Mrs. Eliza Hunt who makes
home with her granddaughter,
Mrs. Fred W. Marshall of Lafay-
cite street, is recovering from a
serious illness of grip followed by
bronchial pneumonia.
Elson Calkins of WestmOre has
come TO st: Johnsbury to take 4
position with George C. Cary. He
is working at Pine Lodge farm.
|, Fred W. Marshall is attending
the automobile show in Boston
and visiting relatives in Lowell,
Andover and Woodsville.
Mrs. Gertrude NJ. Smith went to
Newport Sunday because of the
death OF her father, John Martel.
Mrs. Addie Bennett who has
been caring for Mrs. Harold 2.
Ward, returned to her home in
St. Johnsbury Center Tuesday.
Miss Shirlie Ward returned
Thursday from an extended stay
with her grandparents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Annis in PasSumpsic.
Millinery opening OF choice
line of spring and 81 MINER Chaun-
cy hats will be shown at 6 Railroad
street, March - to 16. Mrs. E. g.
Hastings and Mrs. l. Il. Simpson.
Advertisement. 21G-217
Arthu G. Sprague returned
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
East st. ,JOhnSbury

Newell Perrin is home from col
tlege because if i'll health. His many
friends hope for speedy recovery
Arthur Grant is in Burlington,
experimenting the testing of cows.
Saturday he was invited TO the
home of Mr.. nd Mrs. Wallace Dee
formerly of this VILLAGE.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rov Blodgett, WISH
ted Mrs. Blodgett's brother, Henry
McRenolds in North Danville, the
first of the week.
Russell Risley Of st. JOhnsbmy
visited ut the home of George
Chase Saturday.
The Ladies Aid dinner, Thurs
day the 9th deserved to have had
better patronage, yet snug little
sum was realized. The hostesses
put much time and hard work into
the preparation of the excellent
dinner.
Mrs. Gertrude Corr spent Sat-
urdav in Concord, visiting her UNI
Gle, Mr.. Woodbury..
Mrs. Wakefield of Lyndonvilln
visited at the home of her son,
Bruce Y. Wakefield, during the
past week.
The mang friends of David
Ramage Jr., were verv sorry t.
hear of his severe illness at his
home in Cincinnati, Ohio. He wa,
operated on Monday, March 18th
fol. acute appendicitis. He is in the
bethesda hospital, and is gaining
nicely.
Charles Newton of st. Johns
bury visited at the home of d. G..
Shores Sunday.
Miss Hope Grant, was unable 10
attend the Academy the first OF
the week, owing to illness.
Mr.: and Mrs. Lois Myott Of
Littlcton visited last week at thu
home of Mrs. Myott's sister, Mrs.
Eugene Sha stany.
Rev. E. f. Grant went to Bos-
ton, Wednesday, on business for
the Plymouth Creamery Associa-
ton. NJ. ID. Clement Of Danville
has Just finished auditing the
books of the Plymouth creamery
association and finds them in
splendid condition.
Bruce Wakefield, our enterpris-
inq merchant, is having a special
mark down bargain sale at his
store this week which is being lib
orally patroniZcd, despite the bad
travelling.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
STOMACH MISERY,
GAS, INDIGESTION,
TAKE 'DIAPEPSIN'

"Pape's Diapepsin" ist he quick
est, surest relief for Indigestion,
Gases, Flatulence, Heartburn,
Sourness, Fermentation or Stom-
ach distress caused by acidity. A
few tablets give almost immediate
stomach relief and shortly the
stomach is corrected so you can
eat favorite foots without fear.
Large case costs only a few cents
at drug store. Millions helped ar
nuallv.-Advertisement.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

The Searchlieht club will serve
a St. Patrick's cafeteria supper at
the South church Friday from
$50 to Z. Advertisement.
Miss Helen Smith, field agent
of the Industrial school at Yer
venues, is in St. Johnsbury on
business pertaing to the interests
of the pupils at the school.
Mrs. V. f. Lurchin is visiting
friends in Boston.
James B. Cummings of Burling-
ton, representative the U. S. Vet
Grams Bureau is in this section this
week looking after ex-service men
and their claims.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
Cut This Quit Is Worth
Money

Cut out this slip, enclose with
sc and mail it to Foley G. Co., 1885
Sheffield Ave, Chicago, ILL.,, writ
ing your name and address clearly.
You will receive in return trial
package containing Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound for coughs,
colds and Group; Foley Kidney
Pills for pains in sides and back;
rheumatism, backache, kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Cath
altic Tablets, a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic for
constipation, biliousness. headach-
es, and sluggish bowels.-Adver-
tisement.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
st. JOhnsbury Buick
Co. Has $4,000 Capital

The st. Johnsbury Buick Com
pany, Inc, capitalized at $4,000
shares of 500 each, has been
formed and articles of association
have been filed with the secretary
of state.
The incorporators are: Charles
d. Paige of Boston, Arthur L.
Graves of ST. Johnsbury and Flor
ence +. Moore Of st. Johnsbury.
The company will deal in motor
vehicles, supplies, and equip
ment, and will carry on a general
garage business.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-15
GIRL SCOUT NURSES

Last year, according to word from
headquarters, 1929 Girl Scouts received
home nurse badges as a mark of their
proficiency in the fundamentals of home
nursing. When asked what those funda-
mentals comprised in Scout practice, the
director of the national council ran
through list which sounds only a little
less complete than the accomplishments
If a trained nurse.
The home nurse scout must be able
keep a sick room clean and comfort
lble, to make a bed properly, to help n
lick person battle. to make the patient
comfortable in bed, to take temperature,
Dulse and respiration, and to prepare
and serve simple, nourishing food. She
must know how to feed helpless per-
ON, to prepare and use simple home rem
dies for slight ailments, to move
quickly and quietly, to guard against
Spreading disease, and to amuse a con-
valescent patient.
With the Red Cross teaching women
III over the country first aid and home
nursing. with the girl Scouts learning
lone nursing. and with the leaders of
he medical profession and public health
officials out to do constructive health
york for the prevention of disease, it be-
.ins to look as if a good deal of sickness
md misery ought to be eliminated in
his part of the world within a very
,ew years.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-15
Vermont Tours
bennington Banner


The editor of the Banner is often
asked by parties desiring to take trips
or to tour Vermont as to what rs the
most beautiful spot in Vermont or the
most attractive automobile ride. where
there is such a wealth OF beauty ana
so many attractions it Is dltncult TO PICK
out any one spot and say that 1t is SUI
nerior to all others Different people
look at nature through different eyes
and will not absolutely agree.
Here are few notable Vermont
beauty spots but the list is by no means
complete. There may be others equai
and nosSibIv superior: Skyboro In the
town of Pownal. less than two miles
from the turn at the state line, but never
seen by half the people of Bennington,
a half hours drive distant; Dover HILL
about six miles north of Wilmington; the
view west from the Mt. dorrId pass; ON
the road from Rochester to Brandon
the shores and islands OF Lake Nllal =
plain from a point near the village Oh
North Hero: Lake Memphremagog from
Shattuck hill in the town OF DERBY ;
the many views from the summit OF Mt.
Mansfield. now accessible by autonlople ;
tho view from Danville Green; the out
look over the Connecticut valley and the
N0osillauke group of mountains IN New
Hsmnshire. as seen from the home OF
Harvey w. Eaton in the town OF Brad
ford the view up the Connecticut valley
from a high point in the road IN the town
of Putney the Jay Peak section and
pass, as seen from several points IN tne
town of Montgomery Lake Champlain
and the Adirondacks, as seen from high
n0ints in the city of Burlington; the
mountains and forests from near the
Briggs place in Searsburg, and Snug
gler's Notch in Stowe.
For automobile trips to be remembered
there are scores. but four that the writer
considers a little bit superior to the rest.
These four are: From Mallets Bay
north through. the islands to Isle La
Motto or Swanton; from West Burke
north over the hill and down the east
shore of Willoughby lake; through Sher-
burne gorge from West Bridgewater to
Sherburne meeting house and beyond by
the east road and not taking the turn to-
ward Rutland; the Stamford valley as
seen on the ride from Hartwellville, VT,
to North Adams, Mass.
There are others almost as good: Viii