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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
ATHLETES FROM
EVERY SECTION
IN uLINI MEET

Urbana. ILL.,. Feb. 24-Visiting
athletes of great prominence who
will represent schools from every
section of the country will take
part in the fifth annual Illinois re-
lay carnival here on March 4.
Officials estimate from the long
list of entries that have swamped
Illinois gym officials this week, that
the total number of teams to par
ticipate in the meet will be So.
Last year there were 40 teams and
S96 athletes actually competed for
their respective teams
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
vIATORS BEAT
STATE NORMAL
Saints Tied With Knox In CHAM
piOnship Race Result "a
10 IA Victory.
Especial to The Argus

bloomington, III, Feb. z. = ST.
Viator swamped State Normal here
yesterday, 81 TO IA Viator started
the scoring and remained ahead
throughout, leading Is to Z at half
time. Donnelly, Lyons and Clancy
worked together in fine form, while
close guarding by Mccarthy and
Barrett held the teachers to four
field goals. This was Viator's last
conference game and the win
leaves them tied with Knox for
first position. Summary:
St. Viator: Field goals-Donnel-
~ 5, Clancy 4, Lyons 4, Barrett /.
Free throws-Clancy 6.
Normal: Field goals - Dicky l,
Hicks !. Changnon ?. Free throws
Hicks 6.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
ROCKFORD QUINT
FORFEITS GAME
IN STATE MEET

Springfield, ILL.,. Feb. 24.-Rock-
ford o. B. C. basketball team for
feited a game with Odin IndepenG-
ents, when they failed to appear ca
time at the state independent bas-
ketball tournament here this morn
ing. Other games scheduled for
this morning are Quincy Elks-Ma-
rooms versus Gerrin Mksr and Sa-
wanna American legion against
Cambridge American legion.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
CUBS IN SUNSHINE.

Chicag While the Chicago Ma
tionals were engaging in their first
hard workout of the year at Cata-
lima island, Calf, yesterday. the
Chicago Americans, at Marlin
Springs, Texas, were idle, accord
ing to dispatches received here.
The Cubs practiced under a warm
sun while the White Sox shivered as
'.the norther" which descended on
Texas early yesterday, made itself
felt.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
BLOUIN .CLINCHES TITLE.

: Chicago.-Jimmy BIouin, Chica-
go, practically clinched first place
in the worlds classic bowling tourn-
ament last night, and when the
bowlers started their final rounds
today. second place was the high
est goal any of the other contest
ants expected to reach.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
GAME CANCELLED
BETWEEN Y GIRLS
AND KILKENNEYS

The game which was to have
been played tonight at the Y. NJ. c.
A. gym in Moline between the Mo-
line Kilkenneys and the Rock Is
land Y. W. c. A. girls has been can
celed. The Y. w. will meet the
fast Muscatine quintet on Thurs
day of next week.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
BY FAIR PLAY.

Copyright, 1922. by The Argus.)
New York. Feb. 24-Every man
who knows anything about the
fighting game gave the merry ha
ha today to the report that certain
promoters, unnamed, were prepaT-
ed to make an offer that could not
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
Rats i'm the Cellar
Mice i'm the Pantry
cockroacheS i'm the Kitchen

OOCkfOdCIlGS III tftG NItCtICI
What can be more disagreeable
than a home infested with pests?
Destroy them with Stearns' Electric
Rat and Roach Paste, the standard
exterminator for more than forty
three years.
Kill rats, mice, cockroachcs,
Gna ase Dug h or ants IN single night.
ready for use; better than traps.
Directions IN 10 languages in every
box.
2 OF. size Csc. Is OF. size, $3.50.
Money Back IL 1t Fails
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
CALL GRID CONFERENCE.

Cambridge, Mass.-Harvard uni
versity authorities invited the COL
leges of New England to attend a
conference in connection with a
proposed change in the present
football rules
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24

most successful
managers in the
fight game.
In istic circles,
the first thing to
do to be a sue
cessful manager
is to get a chance
to handle a cham
pion. The second
thing is to get the
champion re a !
money for his
bouts.
When it comes
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
Back to Old Basis.

Mike Sexton, president of the Ma
+tionaf association, has also become
the president of the new MISSISSIPPI
pi Valley league, with clubs in Rock
Island, Dubuque, Waterloo, Cedar
Rapids, Marshalltown and Ottumwa
and he says that he is going to try
to prove to the world that minor
league can be run on the good old
fashioned basis of not making en-
tangIing alliances, not throwing
away money on foolish extraya-
gances and not taking on players
on optional agreements. He has
1850 population to play TO and
his league has accepted a Glass D
classification with a maximum
monthly salary limit of $4,000 ex-
elusive of manager, and each club
must have Is men, including the
manager.
He says that his league will de-
vote its energies to developing
young ball players and thereby
hopes to do some good for the ma
tional game. 1t is a policy almost
too good in some respects to be
true. Trading with the majors and
accepting worn out and decrepit
ball players for young fellows
chock full of snap and vim are
things responsible for some of the
troubles that minor league baseball
has had.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
INDIANS At DALLAS

81 of his Cleveland Indians arriv-
ed for spring training. The second
contingent is expected within the
next few days.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24

be refused for a
Dempsey Wills
fight The offer,
it was said, was
TO be made only
IL Harry Wills
gives Kid Nor
ok a good beat
ng when the two
,olored men meet
next month. Ac-
,ording to the
story the battle
would be held in
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24

HARRY WILLS. a Rocky noun
tain commonwealth. That shows
how foolish the story is. The
money that Dempsey would ask
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24
JACK. KEARNS rs
BIG SUCCESS AS
BOXER MANAGER

Jack kearns. who manages Jack
Dempsey. is known as one of the
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-02-24

contract with the Yankees and the
Yankees say he has. That's anoth-
er thing that you never can tell
about and so far as that goes it
doesn't matter a cents worth, being
merely a difference of opinion be-
tween player and club which must
be smoothed out if the player en-
cages in baseball. 1t will be
smoothed. The Yankees never have
been accused of not treating their
players like human beings.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

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mas not yet reached 'N' 'uMVSt '',I'
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muh'ty To have % u'9t" l''V l'ou'
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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
News OF the
Churches

ST. Francis Catholic church. Rev.
Cashair Miller, pastor. Masses at
and 10 a. m.
Swedish Methodist Episcopal
church. Prairie street, North Ottawa,
Sunday school at Il. III.
St. Patriek's Catholic church. Rev,
Father iIaekett pastor. Low mass at
q. III. and high mass at $50 q. M.
ST Columbia church. Dean Thomas
e. Madden, rector Sunday services at
a, m. 5 a. m. tehhdren'G mass), u,
IN. and high mass at 10 a. m.
Trinity Lutheran church Rev o..
A. &oTtvedt, y. y pastQI SUNDAY
school at s;i5, English service at
va. 80 a. IN.
Zion Evangelical Lutheran church,
~ West Jefferson street, Rev. II.
II. Hartman, pastor, Eneliah serv.
.9-s " II i, m. German aervlces At
ia % ~ sunday school ot a. u a..
Epworth Methodist Episcopal
church. Rev. hiram y Lawler. pas.
tor Sunday school at $3.50 Il, ~; l..
g, Brand, superintendent; special
services at p N.
The Salvation Array Sunday school
at p. m; Y. p l.. meeting at 6l5.
Great salvation meeting al / 80
HeetiaE Monday. Wednesday ana
thursday nights at 7:15 All vel
come; good music and singing,
Madison street Evangelical church
Rev, Howard a. Kramer. pastor. Ca
illinois avenue. $3.50. sunday school
August Ledrlch, superintendent;
,o:30, preaching service; GAS. young
peoples meeting; T:S0. evening ser.
mon; the morning service will be
German on the second and fourth
Sundays Of each month. Everybody
welcome
First Church OF Christ, Scientist
ll6 West Lafayette street. Sunday
school at $50 a. m, Morning service
~ l0:l5 O'Clock. Topic, "Preseyyer OF
Men" Testimonial meeting ~ lnes-
day ever ing al O'Clock, The public
is cordially invited to attend these
meetings. The reading room is open
every afternoon except sunday from
. until ;.
Illinois Avenue Evangelical church
corner Illinois avenue and Leland
street. Sunday school ~ $40 oclocG
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
kGlS9t,it!1H||

Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Gaefke enter
tanned the members of their bunco
club last evening at their home. 52l
Adams street. 1t was a very de-
lightful affair and all present spent
socia ievening. Bunco was the di-
version for the evening, three tables
being filled with players. Prizes
were awarded to Mrs H. Ward Con-
de and William kammerer. eonsola-
ton went to Mrs. William kammerer
and Fl. Ward Condo. The occasion
also marked the birthday anniversary
of Mr.. Condo, and he was presented
with fine box of cigars by his
friends. who wished him many more
happy birthdays. At the close OF
the evening delicious refreshments
were served.
About sixty-five ladies We're pres
ent at the all day meeting held yes
terday by the ladies of the First VI.
f. church. The aid meeting was held
| in the morning, and after all the bills
had been paid there was still a
balance of $500 which had been made
on the bazaar, and the ladies wish to
thank everyone who aided them in
making this such huge success. Al
noon a delicious luncheon was served
with Mrs. III. +. Lawler as hostess
assisted by Mrs Butler. Mrs. A. u
i Roberts and Mrs Darlington Hihbs
In the afternoon the phiIeathea class
held short business session, and the
newly elected officers took their
chairs as follows.
President-Mr Clarence Watts.
Vice President Mrs. Ota Thrush.
Secretary Mrs. j, II. Bradley.
Treasurer NJ a rY Frank
enhauser.
On Thursday, January 18th, the
Phneathea class and their husbands
will be entertained at the home OF
Mrs. Fl. #. Lawler, on Post street. In
the afternoon the missionary meeting
was held, being called to order by the
president, Mrs. 4. NJ. Kile Mrs
Cordelia Hathaway had the paper OF
theafternoon ON "Mannrs and Gus
toms of India" which was very much
appreciated by the members. as it
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

FIRST Methodist Episcopal church.
Hiram y Lawler pastor. Sunday
school At 9;i5 q. N. Warren Glad
feltcr. superintendent. Morning wor'
ship at la;i5 O'clock, Epworth
League at $3.50 y. III, ts,
First CONGREGATIONAL church, cor
ner of Columbus aud Jackon streets:
William S. Whitsitt. minister. 900 Paul
street. John q. Schumacher, super.
intendent church school. Miss Elsie
Elodgson superintendent Junior Chris.
tian Endeavor Mrs. Arnold n, WI.
son, GrganIat MIS-. Go3f u p, iisAer,
solt!st thu1'h ,hod, at y.lh n ~,
Efficient teachers, graded lrasons,
class05 Tor all Morning wors!.ip at
lBt45 O'Clock, Subject, The Source
OF True Strength Junior Christian
Endeavor at 3 D. hi. SnbIect, LES.
sons FROM Winter. Leader. Grace
Green. Special music. double quartet,
duet
Presbyterian Church. Sunday school
at g;4o a. H. Morning worship At
20 O'CLOCK, loGHR peoples meeting
AT o ~ y, III,
FirJt Baptist Church, Jefferson and
Columbus streets. George G. Fctter.
Qi2is'e r. Church sch ol at 8: IS IL. IN,
Alfred RabegBteia. Superintendent,
Morning worship at y O'Clock. Sub
iect The !ioayoaly vision Mems
meeting at . p, IN. Young Peoples So
clc,! at ESQ p IA Union services 1T
7.So ~ the tabernacle.
Christ Episcopal Church SUNDAY
school at 9:45 q, M Morning prayer
and sermon at fE45 O'Clock. Miss
| Vera Ham win sing.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
Does it Pay?
tContributedD


About the first question the aver
age citizen asks when approached
with proposition is Does It pay
According 10 the cenoU5 of l920 La
Sale county has Il population OF lou
600. viii it pay 90 put ON an inten'
siyc health campaign To La sale
county? Take one single diseaSe--
tuberculosis.
Statistics prepared by the NatiouaI
tuberculosis association show that II
this single cause ct death could be
eliminated We could add TWO ana one
half years on an average 70 every
human life in the United states; we
could add 10 the wealth of thg coun-
try S25,0GJ,OOu, 600.
I'm other words, here Is a prevent
able disease. The way to control II
has been shown by repeated demon
strauon II Is costing 100000 lives u
year in the United States ut tha
present time There was time when
il cost 100000 lives year. 10 means
a loss 10 the present generation OF
S25, 0oO,000,G0O, Is Il worth while TO
control 1t?
Apply these figures to La Sale
county and sac what happens. II tu'
berculosis could be- eliminated from
the county rs a cause OF DEATH what
would il mean In the first place,
II would mean Il saving OF 100 lives
year, at the present death rates
The records show there were seven
ty-two deaths in the county from tn
bercuosis in 1921. II in amy com
munity OF 100000 people, 100 per
sons we're trapped in a burning build
ing and hoy could be saved by the
application OF skill and money, is
there any sum that could be set oy
human imagination that wouid be
too great To save those hundred PEG
pie?
Then in the second place, the com
munity would get rid OF the constant
burden Of at least 1900 active cases
OF tuberculosis Think Of 1000 con
sumptives in a community OF 100000
and that is not an exaggerated esti
mate of the number. 1t is based on
sound experience What are then
potentialities for harm in spreading
disease? What ere the sutfcrings &c
themselves and their families? What
are the losses in doctor bills, nursing
care. community supervision and IN
a thousand other ways?
In the third place, removing tuber
culosis from the community would
add 21a years to every life or &c
put it another way $3.50 on an aver
age to every pocketbook 1t would
add to the Community's wealth, a
clean $25,o00.0O in this genera
ton.
But the question arises, can it be
done? And in answer we may say
that it can. and very definitely that
it can. There is birmingham. Mass.
for example, where for over i've
years the National tuberculosis as
sociation has been conducting n spe
cial demonstration to show that Z
can be reduced. In that length OF
time the death rate from tuberculosis
has been reduced from t21 to 40 pei
100000, cut Of 81 per cent. What
Framingham has done any other cont
munity can do, and more for without
doubt the death rate i'll birmingham
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

was an Interesting topic for discus
sion. The next meeting will be held
January 9TH, with Mrs. George Lewis
rs hostess.
Misses Georgia Mills and Emma
Waterman were hosJesses at the
meeting held last evening at the
Episcopal church, by the Young
Ladies' Guild of the church. Fifteen
members were in attendance and
spent the evening sewing articles
for the bazaar, a short business SEES
sion was held, ana social tirle was
enjoyed At the conclusion of the
evening delicious luncheon was
served.
The Phlanthropic department OF
the Womens club will meet Decem-
Der 18th, for an all day meeting at
the home OF Mrs. Charles stevens,
1927 State street. All ladies are
urged 10 come as early as possible
and bring with them quilt patches To
put in the Christmas boxes for the
ladies' OF the county home. A comfor-
ter which is badly needed will be
tackled, and a full attendance is de
sired. .s.,.. A4a
An open meeting OF the Home and
Conservation Department of the
Women's cluhwiil be held at the
home OF Mrs. c. 4. Woodland. 1928
Pearl street on Tuesday afternoon,
December 18th, at 2:30 O'Clock, A
fine musical program will be given,
and Miss Martha Dana will read a
paper on art League, in the inter
est of the scenic beauty of the
state" All members are invited 10
attend.
The regular weekly stag party vii,
be held at the Boat club this evening.
The regular meeting of Palmer
Camp, r. y. A. was held last even
ing at the Odd Fellows hall A
large number of members were in at
tendance and following the regular
business meeting the following OF
ficers were elected for hte coming
year:
Oracle-Mrs. Vina Stephens.
Vice Oracle-Mrs. Arthur Steven
son.
Recorder-Mrs. Edith Bowermas-
ter
Receiver-Miss Sophia Gunderson.
Chacellor-Mrs. Birdie Begun.
Marshall-Mrs. Ollie McCauslin.
Inner Seminal - Mrs. Catherine
Peppler. '
Outer SentineI--Mrs. Clara Davis.
Manager for 3 years Mrs. Nettie
Nickle,
Physician-Dr. Sam parr.
Musician Mrs. Edit Hetrick
Delegate TO State Convention
Mrs Edith Bowermas cr
Alternating with NJ s. Lucy Singer.
Following the election of officers
three candidates We're initiated, and
plans We're made for the la Sale
Gfslty convention which is 10 be
held ne&tspring A very delightful
evening was spent by all and at a
late honr refreshments were served
- : =
Mrs. Abe Gray entertained the
members OF her 500 club Thursday
evening at her home on n. La Sale
street. Three tables were occupied
with players, and honors at 500 were
awarded to Mrs. H. p Breem and
Mrs. J. Mcmahon. An informal social
evening was spent after which re-
freshments were served.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
MORRIS OFFICIALS.
DENY MERGER WITH
ARMOUR & COMPANY
PACKER coNcEHN REPORTS NO
kNoWrEoeE or DEAL THAT is
CLAIMED TO HAVE TAKEN J.
OGDEN ARMOUR TO WASHING.
TON. W. ttt 6-

Chicago, Dec. AN unexpected
turn in the discussed merger OF the
Two large packing firms, Morris ana Co.
and Armour and Co.. became known
today when 0 signed statement issued
Inv the former firm was made public
IL was over the signature OF nelson
Morris, chairman Of the board OF direc,
tors mud Edward Morris, president OF
the company. ay
The statement indicated that ]. og'
den Aromur in visits to Washington
and conference with government ofl'-
cials on the proposed merger has not
taken officials of Morris and Company
into his confidence. At least part OF
Morris company officials knowledge oil
his actions as Indicated by the state
mant. was obtained from newspaper
reports, ..
read: ID.
We note by Thursday morning pa
uers that Mr.. Armour has advised
president Harding that we are anS'
ious TO be out OF the packing business.
This is news to us.
IS very anxious to acquire our ensi'
ness and our organization up TO the
present time, we have not put any
price on same, and he has not made
us an offer.
Even il Mr.. Armour should purchase
our business it would not mean that
we would long remain out OF the pack
ing business.
II was said in some quarters follow
ing the issuance of the statement that
il indicated although the Morris and
company holdings might be acquired
by Armour and Company. the former
firm would not forsake the packing
business for any length of time. This
the observers pointed out. might eul
inmate in a packers war.
While no definite information has
become available ON Mr. Armours
argument to secure consent of the gov.
eminent to the merger. il has been
rumored that ne asserted overhead
charges would be reduced, resulting in
a saving to the public.
On this argument the statement is
sued by Morris and Company obser-
vers has direct bearing as they de
cIared the saw in it's lines an intent of
the two Morris brothers to re-enter the
packing business in event their hold
Ings were sold
Meanwhile the packing group await |:
ii an announcement from Secretary of
Agriculture. Wallace, to whom Attor- |
ney General, Daugherty, was reported /
to favor legality of the proposed mer-l
ger. Mr. Armour who planned to de-
part Tor the East today, last night re-
fused to discuss the merger but under. |
stood that additional conferences |
would re- arranged for the near future. I
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

4I19. Pretty Bingham for the
frock and vote for the guimpe will
be attractive here This model is
good also for tub silk with crepe
or organdy for the guimpe. One
may have the high neck and collar.
also the long sleeves. or the low
round neck and short sleeves.
This Pattern is cut in 4 Sizes; 4,
6, s and 10 years \ year size re-
quires IL yard of 80 inch material
for the dress, and IL yard for the
guimpe.
Pattern mailed to any address on
receipt OF 15c in silver OF stamps.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
Missed somssninc.

Little Aytie was taken for the frs,
time 10 the moving pictures. When
he came ont he was loud In his praises
OF what he had seen, but ~, added
SAY, ma, next time we go lets gel
seats way M In front. We sat so far
back couldn't hear word they said"
Boston Transcript.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
Crew i4e,ned the Golfer.

During 4 golf match at Archerfeld.
Haftiingtonshife, while the players
were ea hetr way to the seventeenth
hoia Il crow picked up one ball in the
center Of tie course and carrying ii
a considerable distance dropped ii
close to the Seventeenth green.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
Fashions 5000 Years Ago.

Reconstructed pictures Of Egyptian
life 5000 years ago show similarity
70 modern notions, Woluen> iewelry
in those days r@sembIed present.day
ornaments NmIGn wore wigs and
fringp-.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09
Glands Did 1t

NO wonder no
looks happy, John
Ross, q 73.year.
old prisoner in
San Quentin, had 1
q couple Of goat
glands attached |
recently. with
his new glands,
John felt so full
Of pep that he
won q 50-yard
race in seven Sec
ondS in O recent
prison tourna.
ment. %
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

The volume Of gasoline that IL lost
By evaporation in one stage in the
handling Of cfnde oil is equal to one
tniltieth of the country's annual CAST.
Hire production.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

Those suddenly sounding
combinations NJ Il ards that sometimes
pop into ole > idte brain are free
verse III committed TO paper. Most
people have the sc'f-restraint not to
do if.--St. Louis GIobe-Demoerat
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-12-09

A bachelor says mule is the most
obstinate thing on earth, but married
men know bettcr-Crlca2o Daily
News