Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-10-21
The Eight Thirteen
Runs Saturdays Only

The present best cellars are those
which contain ton or two.
At sixty cents n gallon, cider must
be hard 20 sell.
Guess Doc Harding thinks II might
be safe to got into Congress 60 check
up that boy Warren.
About sevcn o'clock every Monday
morning wo all seem TO Join in the
Yawn OF n New Day"
Whom It comes to pun1sin pie crust,
we'd rather prefer TO have mother
roll her own"
The football schedules all remind
us that we are on the threshold Of
another year Of higher education,
| Which reminds us how times have
changed Until recently we used TO get
together and sing n few SONGS and
cheer Alma Mater and then after n
good dinner devise plans Of how 10
get the most promising young men In
our little town lined UP for Old Alma.
Now II may bo necessary 20 get to-
gether and form an investigating com
mittee for devisIng rules and reasons
why Mr.. Young Promise should go
somewhere else.
London style note says that old
hearth rugs mako splendid dress
trimmings Wouldn't the old rubber
door mat make a stunning set Of re-
! veres?
Why not cocoa mating collar and
cuffs with an oyster shell clasp7 oh
the possibilities seem endless. And
such n lot Of junk would be utilized
Perhaps we wouldn't need the trnsh
man any more.
kipling may deny the interview al
he gees NJ, but no probably knows
more than ever now. that the female
OF the speeches is more deadly thar
tho male
With pea coal az s14.00 per tor
couldn't we compromise on split De,
Ut Sfs'N per
We are told that thcre are nearI,
three millions OF people In this coun
try who can't speak tho English lang
uage. Why. there are thot many n
New York alone who don't.
It's waste of newspnper space q
keep printing tho price OF coal at tn
breakers. All thnt interests us is il
: price at tho brokers
The only thing now IN make IN
, Philadelphia Sesqui- Centennial a bi
success ia a great financial drive--Th
line Of last resistance.
An old saw-''Disston's lends on
]. chantrnent 10 the view"
. Explorcrs who have come from Ash
announce tho finding OF the skull 4
0 the baiuchitherfum. II II looks az bn
] as Il sounds. you can have your ticke
D back.
: A German has won tho long dis
| pldio plhyAlk rNgDTu COT
: tinuous playing for over 200 hour
!, That's nothin- Little girl in tho hous
next door haA q record OF over thrs
u years.
. The Atlantic City couple who elops
% in her fathers truck may be back
. about year and steal a trailer.
The Waukegan Bachelor Club HI
dlsba nded. Tho last survivor Of % sa-
!, they all went back on him and Il
- circle dwindled TO one" He'd bett
a get the one circle that will put hi
:. in the Benedicts' Club
~ In the log OF an old Salem sea ca
a tain was once written the followin
> Take a quantity OF Southernwo'
and put it upon Kindled Coale to hui
Al and being made into a powder mix
n with oyl OF radiches and anoynt
al bald head and you shall see great e
10 perlences."
D. With coal as an ingredient the mi
.g ture VIII be available only for Il
De rich.
~ Page Pocohontas!
z These are the days OF the Indi,
s. Summer Girl
be The Wilmington girl who was ma
Id ried in knickerbockers the other d.
Z probably made Il: love, honor al
le Oh-Boy."
10 Ever since Uncle Ed has his ne
d. plate" he's been wearing an SIS.
or smile.
ne Aunt Lib says: We'll. the gir
lie skirts may be longer. but that al
cy sayin' that you see any less"
WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY.
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