The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-09-14

for others by night, is it any wonde
that out of the dreams of these dream
ers have come those interpretations o
life which have furnished much o
the inspiration that has led other
along the perfect paths of love au'
peace"
A physician recently received thu
following letter from fellow prac
titioner: dear dock, have a pa
shunt whose physical sines show tina
the windpipe has liberated off and his
lungs have dropped down into hi:
stummick / have given him EVERY
thin without eject he seams to be-
infuenshial and farely honorable and
a member of congress and god nose
don't want TO loos hym what shall
do ans by return male"
Honey" began the colored sutton
nervously. five minutes after he had
been accepted, "when us-all gets mar
ried yo' amt gwine give up dat good
job workin' TO- de white folks, is yo'?
But" demonstrated the bride-to-be,
"ain't us-all goin' on honeymoon
and have trip on train some
wheres2" Zone of US might go, hon
ey. Dey amt thing holdin' me, but
you is got 'sponsibilities."
Where is. my UMBRELLA" fumed
father just as he was ready to leave
for the coast. Somebody's taken it,"
Little Willie looked up at his dad. 81
'spect Mr.. Smith took it, father" he
said. Mabel, the beautiful grown-up
daughter of the house, blushed Grim
son. ooh, Willie,n she cried, chow
can you say such thing?" "Well,
sis" returned Willie, "when he was
saying goodnight to you last night
/ heard him say, Mabel, dear, Pm
I'm going to steal just one'p
e e 4
How mans titles grow in small
town is illustrated by the following
from an exchange: "As the town un-
dertaker and embalmer he is Profess
sor Lobstock, and as the ex-referee
Of a baby show he will continue to be
Judge Lobstoek to the bitter end. Be
ing an auctioneer makes him a Colon
Al. nc ~ uuaatha, ,ronha+ ba &c ho,,,,l
% be another Professor-he worked
n drug store at one time and is still
/ Doctor. He leads the choir and used
o practice osteopathy, and is there
ore two more Professors. He is
chairman of the Civic League and |
hat makes him an Hon. He is so
'usy keeping his various titles from
,etting tangled that he told me lately
lie just naturally couldn't find time
o play checkers more than twice a
week.
"The Emmett country is the most
ertile spot on EARTH" remarked Old
ill Misgivens the other day. 1.-THE
rst year we were in this valley we
let little man with very tall
'ife. She was not only tall, but from
en- walk it was evident one of her
,gs was shorter than the other. We
'atched her move around until the
usband, seeing my interest, volun-
,ered an explanation. When we
rst came to Idaho,' explained he,
she was no taller than l be- In fact,
was leetle mite the taller. We set
ed on claim and for quite spell
sed in tent. One night after a
ng dry spell, it rained. Holy Smoke
w it rained! 1t was hot weather.
o, and Ma foolishly let one leg git
It on the damp ground. The next
orning when she got up Pm liar
that leg wasn't six inches longer
an the other one. The soil, you see,
as 50 derned rich it started that leg
CROWN. 1t worried both of us for
SPELL. Finally we con-
ided to even things up the next time
rained. She left her other leg out
the ground that night, only she left
out about an hour too long, havin'
opped off to sleep, and in the morn
: it was three inches longer than
her one. So we kept tryin' to get
! both evened up every time it
ned, but never gagged the time just
hit. Finally when she was six-feet-
ee on one leg and six-feet-six on
other we give it up. And Ma has
-er slept on the damp ground
ce ~