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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
XII KLUX KHAN
ORDER WILL Be
DISCUSSED HERE

Tho following communication on an
address by DR. v a Hamlet OF Austin
on The Principles of m. ku kluX
Khan was received Dos tho News yes.
tcriay afternoon
Amarillo citizens who enjoy good
public speaking UIl have an oppor.
fun.fy ON Monday s..uing o. hear one
0l tho best public speakers iu Texas
BOD fh. person OF The Res. " L. Ham.
lett % b. pastor % the First BAPTIST
Church Of Nr.fu pr Hamlet is
Fnoan not unls locally go "a public
.r.lE'r boot his ability b. recng Zed
boo tu parts ~ tho Southwest wher" 10
nas n'eu hlsnleasur, tu be- engaged in
th r,h work. or on m, public plat
form
"un Monday evening IN Hamlet
Win speak o. the public or The Prime.
pile %. th. knights 1t the ku klux
KaIu ~ Hamlet comes here OH
cially recognized 49, % speaker on this
subject. and lovers of the truth viii
have AN opportunity of hearing this
harmed gentleman tell the actual facts
ruu.'rulng this organization Hls state.
.lnf- Wili boz clear aud concise. and in
@ straightforward way h. viii state 10
the public exactly what this organic.
Uou stands ton
IN address will boz given on the
,h.ufauq.a grounds 0pp.-it. the post
Office 900 $50 Moudn, evening The
community b. most cordially invited
especially tho ladies. and seats will he
arranged for as many as possible
$50 much has been said for and
against the knights Oh. th. Ku KluN
Khan during tho past few months that
everyone who is really DESTROYS ~ learn
ing th" truth should b., present ga hear
Dr Hamlet Not only Amarillo but
iHrEc number oi cities in the Southwest
viii ho visited hy this eloquent speaker
whore b." will give similar talks
Prompted hJ tho drsirr tD SCI the put
lc mind 40 rest I- Co th. facts ~ "a
case In Hamlet b. giving his vacation
time gratis for tho prom Ilg ,tiou ot thu
truth. az he understands 10. and Anna
rlllo b. "a be- favored hy one of hs
speeches A. this gentleman d. -ueud
up SUNDAY boo ihr city hy the rnurt,s'
u Dr NirT.n. the publ will also have
an opportunity Ut hearing Dr Hamlet
deliver m, sermon ou Sunday evening
a al" FIRST Baptist Church. In add.
ton o. his talk ben. uu Monday night"
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
new FOOTBALL
COACH ENGAGED
AT CH|LDRESS

Childross Index Norman 81 Cllire.
zach hsl season for 100, Mckinney
a gh school has been elected as coach
n Childrcss III this season Coach 81
lnire has taught four years. one az
Mckinney. one AZ Blk Springs aud two
ears ai Siu Marcos ~. was q mem.
'"r oi b" Baylor football team and .
raduat" 81 Baylor University
" q Norris who has charge uf the
'thletir goods department Of the r. a.
torr.s Hardware Company states that
Coach - clair ms the reputation Of
eing on. of the bets boo Texas and is a
lut'd football phvcI aud ulrnund
athlrt" Mr. Norris bou,,,. Ch.ldrcss
viii have the best colph .u Northwest
Texas and 4 some effort is put forward
od material viii D., secured
A special effort VIII %, made to hav,
ON, bows who live in %. rural districts
ttend Childress u. inis season u the
,oys are Interested iu athletics and
wnt the training mnd,e professional
o1ch they should interest themselves
I'D their parents IN Attending school al
~ On ldross county tu. invited 10 can
pd see SIR Norr y an' ulk the matter
."r with him
Coach 81 claire aI urN. in Chill
lr'ss 100 about na.cu days. Hr viii be-.
nr immediately getting thc squad 20
soth,r and VIII go duvu .o Dead Mans
ave Tor two ~, .ks workout This
80 ~ going to be- made an en- oyable
ne ~ ib, i,olerians expect 20 visit the
nulp and give the hoy, som, good ad
I'D and pcrRep~ sluc choice eats.
a special tn,tltiou D. extended 90 ru,
al boys Wh. 1r, Interested in football
90 oudaVui tn make the team There is
om' good material m Chiilrcss but
Zach 81 ClNt, wants Ih. best team
10 lho Pauhaudl, this season
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
County Records
" arranty Deeds

Warranty Deeds.
" VI Cunningham ~ pl To- Eugc'
S W sdD parts tu e. block "a rlrui
ous addition. $40
7 III Flynn Il uN to T. y. Kittrel
D. hl",l. @ FLYNN. s3;6o
T. y kittrell IT nv To- sue Gracel
Webster lot .. block .. FLYNN. $500
Gertrude Campbell Ia Henry Kidd. lo'
3 hlurk 224, s. J. Heights. s3o0
Deeds II Trust.
l;"n " E,gEott tu United saving
Eank lot = block 80 rlrmons. $4,000
Percy \ Gibbs ~ uN 10 National T.
Us / Co. l"t g. block g. 5 ! Heights
$4,000
= " " udg ct uN 90 II T N'oN
iot O. block o. lAkcylc,y. s. SEQ
Transfers
z u FLYNN, o. Amarillo Rank ln,
Trust. Dot .. block g Flynn. 81 900
fnrris y Moore g. Mrs tlorcuc,
ll1rdIn lots . aud g. block o. T. v
So 400
T. T. Patton guard an Co NATL T.. a
g. Co. lot block u = J Heights
$1,000
Releases
W 4 lee tu e. Il. Huntington Dot
ul,,k q char Heights
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
CHALMERS CARS CUT
DOWN MUCH AS S400

Tho rauhaudI, Motor Company has
received word Iam trc Chalmers fac.
'ry That tn, Chalmers Six touring car
uas been reduced m price S2i5 The
"adsi"r ht- been roduccd Sl65. the
even ua~srug,l 200 $50 and the coupe
100 War taN and freight are to be
.ldod
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
CITYBRIEFS
Team word cvery day: Today's word

Learn w,rd every day: Today's word
\ CDMMErlCiAN Though not yet
recognized hy the dictionaries. 1t has
lcou adopted los large and growing
,rof 'un .uU i- com.u- more and more
"to use. ls meeting a legitimate need
% Legitimate way Those who use u
% describe their occupation pronounce
kuZ-me-t sh-un. with accent On the
hlrd syllable % meuus-one skilled in
',awifyms ~ iu improving beauty -.
-'ialy the beauty uf the complexion
20 comes from cosmetic which. I'm
urn h. from q Greek word. meaning
skilled iu dc,.at NIX It's used like
fhIs-''rhc American Society ut Cpsmc
clans recently concluded us 1umul
convention in Chicago
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
Mr,. \ :. Thompson Dies.

Ms Albert g. Thompson died las
..b 1' h"f h.Hr ln Paris. Ks. accord
nr % word U..iyo3 hy friends here
Cos Thompson has many friends ir
NHri.l" SIZE was the stci law II
De- Dec. t. $ Thompson of Amarillo.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

". y. Blanton and o. X. JamisOn
hay, been invited to lawn party Il
he Canadian Chamber OF Commerce
Tuesday night. Mayor r. 7. Reid ~
tampa. president IT the Cauadian.Ama.
lloCiuvis division OF the Southwest
tIal. viii b. the guest 81 honor.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
Mr. John Elcmminr. president Of The

Fl"mming Motor Company 81 III paso.
whose firm Is distributor for the Jordan
line OF automobiles was IN Amarillo sat.
urday Mr. Flemming stated that he
was delightfully."- surprised at the bust.
ness activity and civic spirit exhibited
here and that no hoped 10 h. able 10
secure a dealer for the Jordan In the
amarillo territory soon.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Rev. T.. u. Morgan. pastor Of the
'tuedian Bapt ~ Church. has annouu-
od that revival meeting will begin
august -. with Or "a " Virgin, pas
ur of the Firs, Baptist church Of ANA
llu. rs the evangelist
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
CLARENDON COUNTRY
CLUB HAS BARBECUE

CLARENDON, Aug About two
hundred members and their friends OF
he Clarendon Country club attended
b. barbecue al the club lake Thursday
light. Tho beef was donated by Charles
dcMuriry aud was prepared by Frank
Whitouk aud his assistants: Odos Cara
,wuy George Ryan, George Reed and
T. Blocker After the barbecue was
'ervc. nt o'clock. bathing and boat
idug were enjoyed urril a late hour.
tn" ,lub il planning Co make this "A
Monthly affair
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Z. Paul Barron. secretaiy ~ the Colo.
ido.to Gulf Highway. has resigned as
secretary Of Tho Childross Chamber OF
commerce, effective August 10. accord.
1909 tu Information received here. lie
10 gu to Midland 90 enter the insur.
nee business
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06
Owens and Patzig. newly established

! 'HfNaa "NFAa
Owens and Patzig. newly established
Hupmohile distributors for this terrific.
~. announce that they have lust re.
I coived a fun ear load of the newest
Hupmohile models The new cars are
on exhibit In tho sales room AZ ii3 East
Tenth Street
\ building permit was issued yester.
day 20 q. G. Broome. 1910 Monroe
Street. az cost ~ s.. 500.
/ Mss Laura Pittman. employed At the
] ! Case Company. who was operated
on ~ 81 Anthonys Sanitarium. Is re
covering rapidly
I Mrs. VI. !. Scripture j. herr from
Dallas visiting her sister Mrs. W b.
Benton.
Ernest u. Thompson h touring the
Northwest and is in SPOKANE. Wash.
according e. HITTER received by J. "A.
Watson Of Amarillo.
=. v. Msnney. editor of the panhan.
H. Herald il spending the week end
In Amarillo.
Mr.. and MR.. =. l.. Ferren and Rober,
powiing. 81 Wsshhurn. were visitors in
the city Yesterday
Miss Myrile Jones. of Clarendon. was
In the city yesterday.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

pr \. ". aud Mrs IIinchman viii
ave Monday Tor san Francisco. where
he foruor will take a graduate course
atl September 90 LIS Angeles will be
sit'd ON the trip Co san Francisco.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

The cucumber is rot vegetable. hut
n fruit.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Miss Bcr,lo Ramsey Of ~ Paso and
fto Watson OF Madcllc Texas. are
.Icsts ci Nj and Mrs J b Coe.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Herbert DySari and family left yes
erdly morning ton Wellington, thc,
.ormvr hom,. tu pend the weekend
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

There are nearly 1900 tool makers
In Michigan
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

\ building permit was issued yestsr.
day 10 O. G. Broome. 1910 Monroe
Street. ~ a cost ~ $500.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Mr.. and Mr.. =. l.. Ferren and Robert
p"wiing. Of washhurn. were visitors in
the city Yesterday
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Mrs. VI. J. Scripture j. herr from
Dallas visiting her sister Mrs W. b.
Benton.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

=. y. Msnney. editor of the Panhan.
di' Herald il spending the week END
IN Amarillo.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

Miss MyriIe Jones. 81 Clarendon, was
In the city yesterday.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-06

! ! Case Company. who was operated
on a. 81. Anihony's Sanitarium. is re
covering rapidly.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13

State police. lie snid that he had taken
n total of $T01S from the State.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
rs FARM BLOC SENATORS
PRESENT TARIFF DEMANDS
Advocate Rates Proposed by Asri'
cultural Organizations

Washington. Jan. 13.-By A. PD--
a duty Of five cents round Oh short
staple raw cotton with fifteen cents q
pound Oh the long staple Egyptian.
which is grown in New Mexico and
Arizona. was asked of the Senate FL
nance Committee today by senator
Gooding rs spokesman for twenty i've
Republican Senators from agricultural
states.
These rates were those proposed by
farm organizations The committee was
told that they had been accepted bv the
following Republican Senators: john
sss and Shortridgc, California McNary
and Stanhcld, Oregon: Cappcr. Kan
sas: Nicholson aud Phipps. Colorado
Norbcck and Sterling. South Dakota
Gooding. Idaho: Jones and Poindeyter,
Washington Oddie. Nevada: Ladd,
North Dakota: Rursum. New Mexico
Cameron, Arizona: Kenyon. Iowa
Warren. Wyoming; Spencer. Missouri
Willis, Ohio: Harrcd. Oklahoma New.
Indiana; Weller. Maryland Keyes.
New Hampshire, and Townsend, Mich
igan.
These Senator's also asked for n basic
rate of thirty-three cents a pound on
raw wool with a secured wool basis as
compared with the twenty five cents in
the Fordney bill and they also urged in
crcases over the Fordney bill rates on
numerous farm products. notably wheat,
barley, oats. corn, potatoes, poultry,
fruits. They also urged duty on hides,
green and dried, which the Fordney bill
would continue on the free list
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
SNYDER Paid Aide
$4,000 for "SerDices"

Continued from Page Ono
ices" for four years ending April 30,
1921.
Collected Again for -Four Years
In other words, Mr.. Fertig had cvi.
IDENTIFY overlooked, when he rendered his
three previous bills, something addl-
tional in the way Of extra legal scrv-
ices" and collected ngain for four
years in n lump, viz, 1918. 1919, 1920
and 1921.
That there may be no misunder-
standing on the subject Of these pay
mcnts and particularly this last one.
where Mr.. Fcrtig got his money out Of
the "watchman and messenger" bag,
the following interesting and illuminat-
ing detail from the records of the Au-
ditor Generals Office is given: f,
STATEMENT OF PAYMENT FOR EXTRA
SERVICES
Date Nature Amount
March g. iS1nwESTE extra Ira, sery,ges nS,!ies
siboo per Year ''"s ..........!...,..... $4,000
rendered depsrtment for period end ,ooo
msrSb 9s NAY 81 ,olTssiyices lalo a; sp:c,ai looo
council to the auditor generals de- ANA
ArriI 20. ioci-T;o; iaidiisicnaii eompen- '''
ssaTs sSsi1" sSS,"s rSS % apr 's 20, e 'o $500
Accompanying this last retroactive
payment for four years, is requisition
which reads in part:
Charge S2500 to appropriation for
clerk hire, messengers, watchmen. etc.
Cancelled Checks Missing
put tbn STARTLING feature is that nj
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
SARRAUT TO KEEP
CONFERENCE POST
Instructed by MiIIerand to Con-
tinue as Head of French
Delegation
NEW KIA0CH0W AGREEMENT
BY the Associated Press

Washington. Jan. 13.-Presidcnt
Miiierond. Of France. has directed NJ
Sarrnut. head of the French delegation
to continue in that capacity until the
end OF thc Arms Conference.
Instructions to this effect were rc-
ccivcd today in n cablcgram from NJ.
BRAND, retiring French Premier. who
continues under French procedure ia
exercise tho functions of his Office until
his successor takes up his duties.
\ statement issued today from
French delegation headquarters said:
M. Sarrnut. head of tho French
delegation. has rcccivcd from VI. BrinnJ
a cablcgram in which he explained the
cause which impcllcd him to hand his
resignation to the President Of the Re-
public. In accord with President
MiIlcrand. VI. Brisnd requests NJ. Sar-
rnut to continue MS plcnipotcntinry nj
the Washington Conference until the
work has been completed.
M. BRAND avails himself of tho
opportunity to thank NJ. Sarrnut in the
warmest terms for tho collaboration
which he has received as Minister OF tho
ana as ncaU or the uelcgl ton
to the Washington Conference. and TO
convey him congratulations upon tho
firm and able manner in which. as chief
of the delegation, he hns defended the
interests of France nt Washington in a
full spirit of cooperation with the
noble ends being sought by the Con-
ference"
While in French quarters the dieposi.
ton 10 minimize the possible effect on
the Conference negotiations Of tho
of Premier BRAND continued
today, among American Conference Of.
iicisls there was some apprehension that
on the naval limitation program in par-
ticuar it might have far reaching
effect.
The port Of TSirgtao and the entire
Il iaochow leased territory would bc
opened by China to the commerce Of all
nations on equal terms under IN agree
mCnt reached by the Chinese and .Tap-
nnCSe delegations today in continuing
their conversations over the Shantung
The restoration Of the Kiachow lease
hold itself will be taken up tomorrow
by the two delegations. The delegations
of today in its entirety th1
question OF reOpening Kiachow. the
Japanese declaring Japan wanted no OK :
elusive settlement nor did she desire
an International settlement.
China. in promising to open the whole
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
HARDING TO OPEN NATIONAL
AGRICULTURAL CONFERENCE
'''uat'on In Country to Be Pictured
by Farm Experts

u, Washington. Jan. 13.-By 4. P.D---
,IahS for presenting n picture of the
SSSSpp,.cnitnral situation in the United
NW,HtP' have been completed for the
TIullonal Conference opening Monday,
WT@hmHaly %. This picture. Secretary
,manace said today, would be drawn
tHaongh the medium OF speakers from
om m.u various sections addressing the gath
ring Immediately following the 0pcn-
"s sMh speech Of President Harding.
min WNhat we can do about it" then
H." De taken up at the Tuesday morn
"fS az session by several short addresses
81 constructive nature. The European
tioua'ioh tion and its relation 10 the cOndl-
nIon"i om OF American agriculture Is also
r'Gimnrd roia.ld Tor presentation Tuesday with
Sccnaoetu suggestions, the Agricultural
''Tmretary said.
.9DlemE of general nature. he con-
tiT"u'g' tT undoubtedly will be laid before
crcoa auc.eSaieS at the morning confer
oLIvS' the question of marketing prob
~ H., coming up Wednesday.
is nc present emergency Of the farmers
is,owA owAPeclcd to be first considered. but
cnl,on tr on questions of permanent agri-
m.iurul policy are expected to have the
smnnI pace on the program. Food
t,Iphpy lor an increasing population, in
nsent p. utilization of the land. scientific
and tural research and conservation
mn,, @ renewal of forestry are some of the
"'''rS Tor dcliberation.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
TEXT OF.PROPOSED
ANCLO-FRENCH PACT

Paris, Jan. 13.-IRy \. PD-Thc
text Of the proposed Auclo. French
treaty. brought to Paris by VI. BRAND
from Cannes, was made public today.
IT provides that Great Britain shall
come Immediately TO the aid of France
IN case of direct and unprovokcd ag-
gression by Germany against French
territory.
The preamble rccites Germany's two
ihvasions of France, the present de-
Iastalion and the reasons for protect
Ing France. Then follows the treaty
Itself. the text OF which reads
His Britannia Majesty and the
President Of the French republic have
agreed to the following provisions:
Article ]. In case OF direct and
unprovoked aggression against the ter
Itory, Of France by Germany Great
Britain will place herself Immediately
al the side Of France with her naval,
military and aerial forces.
Article III. The high contracting
parties affirm anew their common in
I,trests in Articles NLll. NLllI and
AliN for the Treaty Of Versailles and
VIII act together should there be menace
OF violation Of any Of the aforesaid
articles or II doubt arose as t. their
Interpretation.
Article III. The high contracting
parties further bind thcmselve. to oct
together IN case of military, naval Or
Aerial measures Incompatible with the
treaty of Versailles taken by Germany.
Article ". The present treaty does
rot impose any obligation upon any Of
lhG dominions OF the British Empire
unless and until IL has been approved
by the interested dominion.
Article V. The present treaty shall
remain in force during period OF ton
years and will be renewable at the end
VI mat period b. common agreement" +"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13

state police. Ilc snid that he had taken
II total of $T01S from the State.
in spite of his confession tho prose T.
cutiou of Brindle was delayed for seven
months. 1t was postponed at the re-
quest of former Judge Shay. an en-
ploye Of the State Treasurer, and, like
Fcrtig one Of Mr.. Sny dCr's SchuyIkill
liCutcnants.
Then came the revelations in the
EVENING PUBLIC LEDGER and my in
tervicw with District Attorney Meyer,
Of Dauphin County. lie said he in
tended TO list the case for the January
court and he has done so.
So far as is known. Brindle has made
no restitution of the stolen money. II
is doubtful if he has any way of doing
so, as he confessed privately that he
had spent it all II will now be up Ia
State Treasurer Snyder to make good
the sum. There Ia belief current that
the delay in the case has been in the
hope that the culprit would make good
the loss. as Mr.. Snyder said in phlladel- =
phia had been done in the case OF hum
drcds Of thousands of dollars taken from
the State and replaced.
II is now said that Brindlc destroyed
the Fcrtig checks to hide iis own de-
falcations. Anyhow. tHSl cannot be
found. Nothing but receipted bills that
contain no detailed information as ia
Mr.. FCrtig's activities on behalf of Mr..
Snyder's.
These are the facts disclosed up to
the present in this extraordinary finan-
cial tungle and disregard Of law.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
Dartmouth Wants Girls
to Look Pretty and Yarn

Hanover, n. H., Jan. 13.--Dart.
mouth undergraduates like .hcir girls
to look good to the eye, but they are
also solicitous for their comfort and
health.
Accordingly. in extending invita-
tons 20 the colleges winter carni-
val. February . to IL, the Dart
mouth Outing Club added n plea to
the young women to provide them
selves with woolcn mittens and
socks. high overshoes or boots and
warm tam O. shanters.
We saw you at .ast carnivnls,"
the message said. standing in the
snow In pumps, silk stockings and
fur coat. We were sorry-.and yo,,
did not look rs happy as you tried
to. So remember that there will bc
snow. that yOu will have 10 stand
IN It and that il will he cold. We
wish you 10 look pretty and warm.
not expensive and cold"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-01-13
LITTLE
BENNYS
NOTE BOOK
By Lee Pape
By Lee Pape

Last mite we was eating suppir and
my sister Gladdis sed, o by the way.
Mr.. Parkins will have suppir with us
tomorro. and it would be perfectly ter
rible If he saw all you people cutting
your salad with your nife the way
you're doing now, he'd think he was in
a den Of savidgcs.
The doose he would, how does he
eat his own salad, does he pick It up
in his hards like o rabbit? lie looks
something like rabbit anyway, Sod
pop.
Now fatlcr. don't indulge in pcrsin-
alitics. The ony correct way to cut salad
is with your fork. and eny other way
il social crrer. sed Gladdis, and pop
sed, Life is getting intirely too com
plicatcd for me. I wish | was living
back in the good old stone age wen they
cut their salad with hatchit.
And hc started 10 practice cutting his
salad with his fork with one hand, and