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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
TO THE DEMOCRATS OF THE SECOND CONGRESSIONAL
DISTRICT OF FLORIDA

black races in the District of Column
bia. The bill failed in the Senate.
In the last revenue bill he, in con-
nection with other Southern represen-
tatives, got an item incorporated
which placed tariff duty of ten per
cent advalorem on Egyptian cotton.
The bill passed the House with this
item but it was stricken out Of the
bill in the Senate.
In the last Congress he secured
from the Committee on War Claims
of the House a favorable report on
his bill to refund to the people of the
South more than S68,000,000 taken
from them in the Sixties" under the
operation of the illegal cotton taxes.
He made many speeches in Con-
gress and has always defended Flor
ida or the South. when attacked.
In the Sixty-Fourth Congress was
a member of the Public Building Com
mission, of which Secretary McAdoo
was the chairman. This commission
made an exhaustive investigation and
report to Congress on the more eco
nomical construction of federal build
ings.
He is now a member of the COM
mission composed of senators, repre-
sentatives and certain federal officials
who have charge of the allotment of
all space in the government buildings
in the District of Columbia.
AS chairman of the House Commit
tee on Public Buildings and Grounds
he reported to and put through the
House bill carrying $100,000,000 to
build houses to take care of the war
workers and theiH families.
In addition to all this, we can say
; of truth, there is no more popular
or more faithful man in Congress. Nc
man more loyal to his country or his
people.
He is now the Florida member of
the National Congressional Demo
cratic Committee and the dean of the
Florida delegation in Congress. \
He then proclaimed to all the worlC
that l had served sixteen years anC
that they were Sixteen honorable
years." Years of faithful service"
years during which no faint has fall.
len upon his name; years during
which no duty has been left undOne.'
He knew my record then, but has
forgotten it in three short years. He
did not. give all of my record in this
editorial but those things he did pub
lish were absolutely true. He was mo-
a candidate when he penned that edi
torial-he was just chronicler of the
facts. Has my record changed since
this was written, three years ago
No; the record is fixed and CAM
change, but men can. My friend anc
present opponent has changed, anc
great has been the change.
Respectfully,
FRANK CLARK.
political Advertisement
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political ADVERTISEMENT

The board of county commissioners
Of Marion county, Florida, in session
clerks of the primary election in the
several precincts as indicated, in said
Precinct No. BOX A to LS-ocala
A. o. Harriss, o. B. Howse, A. l. Lucas,
inspectors; F. E. Harris Jr., clerk. CBox
M to I'D. B. Mayo, w. J. McGehee
! clerk q RI; r'iianS' inspectors L. NJ Murray
p, P5eeinet IN, No \, 2,CRsddi lick j. F.
Dansby, inspectors; E. D. Rou, clerk
Precinct No. 3.-Flemington. W. H
inTyP naa;oc, G. G. N Mathews Ha49eW clerk
spectors; D. n. Barco, clerk
PreGinet No: 5;-Rome9. ]: F: Folks
T. F. Morgan, clerk:
Jordan, ! :? Ross; w z: strlck Il Nd
Precinct No. shady. J. NJ Coins
L. L Horne, William Jones, inspectors
| S. R. Pyles, clerk.
Reba Davis, J: T. Hough. Mrs rsu' Moiiie
Reynolds, inspectors; Julia R. Collens
Precinct No. s.-Lake Weir. J. j
Anna NJ. Blair, inspectors; John T
Lewis, clerk.
| j..
| tors; J. F. Hornbeck. clerk
Precinct No: 11.-Grahamvil1e.. L. w
Wilson, F. {; Smith. r. e: Fort, inspec-
Precinct No. 12.-salt Springs. Cal
ouaig, inspectors; NJ E Williamson
clerk
Precinct No. 12...Fort Mccoy. G. T
art; inspeet9rs; J. L Grantham. clerk.
Hall, inspectors; c. J. Rast, clerk.
Precinct No. 15.-Linadale. W. n
say f d prawdy, clerk
PRECINCT No. 16.-Citra: Eta Burle
son: May 3 DqpEss, P; F. :, Simmons, in
Fte1 FfflRo' Kate Sf Il Meadoxs. ga
Swain, inspectors; W. c. Creole. clerk.
Precinct No IsLMartln; n ! Town 7. 4,
| Precinct No. 19.-stanton. W. B
Coggins, W. c. Black, R. I. Lytle. In
spectors; ]. z. Brown, clerk.
| Precinct No. 20.-Blitchton. Looni!
Bitch. J. W. Coulter. R B. FAINT, IN
spectors; Lands Bitch, clerk.
dams RTsc" s. A NJ Freeman aRe q II Gale in
spectors: c. E. Armstrong. clerk
| Precinct No. 22.-McIntosh. Gladv'
3; BURY. "; E Christia9. E. Rebecc'
| Precinct No. %. Pedro. r. J. Perry
Walter Nichols. H. P. Oliver, inspec
tors; J. c. Perry, clerk.
Precinct No. 24-Dunnellon. B J
Benson, W. H Folks, c. E. Hood in
lspectors, w ]. Mixson. clerk
Precinct No. 25.-CandIer. P, \. Fort
]. H. Mathews, J. y. Marshall. inspec
tors; 3. D. Belcher. clerk.
| Precinct No. 26.-Sparr. H. D. Gran
than. s. P. Burton. Frances r. Pasteur
inspectors; Ethel NJ. stephens, clerk.
| Precinct No. 27.-Eureka, r. L Brin
son, L. \. Marsh, VIM. E. Moore, inspec
ttors: G. B. Parramore. clerk.
| Precinct No. 2s.-Levon. E. ". Crf
der. c E Lucius, VIII Freer, inspec
ttors: J. ". Platt, clerk.
| Precinct No. 29.-R. B. Ward. G. y
Shealy. E. F. Lyles, inspeteorsi B. {
Precinct No. so.-AIartel R Nc
Mullen. H L. Shearer, J. Seckinger, in
spectors: Auhry Frink. clerk.
Precinct No. 31.-Fairfeld. Bessi
Y. Gibbon. B. s. Jennings, c. G. Miller
iaSp eCtors: NJ. l. PAYNE, clerk
! Precinct MOI 32-Gefger ". r. Ore
her. r. P. Raterie, Q. H Wilmington
inspectors: D. P. Zetrouer, CLERK.
Precinct No. 33.-Emathla. s
Brooks. S. J. McCulIy, V. N. Seckinge1
inspectors; a. J. Mclaughlin. clerk.
T. D. LANCASTER JR-,
l5-12-1t Clerk OF Said Boar
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
OCALA TWENTY YEARS AGO
Evening Star May y, 1902

Evening Star May p, 1902
Mr.. Clarence Nelly has resigned his
position with ]. II. Nicely and left
yesterday for St. Petersburg, where
he will embark in business. Mrs.
Nicely and children accompanied him.
County Judge R. Bullock issued
three marriage licenses yesterday.
Robert Walthour, the noted bicy-
clist Of Atlanta, is REGISTERED at the
.Ocala House.
One of the most pleasant and en-
thusiastic meetings of its kind ever
held in Ocala took place yesterday at
the hospitable home of Mrs. D. W.
Davis on Third street. 1t was meet
ing of the members. of the Mothers
Club and few other friends. The lit
erary exercises consisted of papers
read by Mrs. n. l. Gottlieb and Mrs
H. B. Clarkson and a reading by Mrs,
George Close. Then came the unex-
pected to one present. linen shower
for Miss Bette Sharpe.
Miners of phosphate are complain
ing of the scarcity of steamships in
which to export their product. For
several months the railroads were IN
able to supply the. demand for cars
and since that demand has been met
some one seems to have corner on
ships. Thousands of tons of phos-
phate are being sent to Brunswick and
Fcrnandina and dumped there wait
| ing to be shipped.
The members of the Ocala Gun Club
went out this afternoon for a shoot
Mr.. S. R. Pyles, Mr.. Frank Poser
and Mr.. Jesse Pyles, successful to-
mato growers, left this morning to
visit the Charleston exposition.
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Bath a Japanese Institution.

From the very earliest days baths
and bathing have been known in
Japan. And at time in European his
tory when the Valois kings Of France
were requesting their courtiers to use
perfumes to counteIact the lack of
bathing, the japanese, high and low,
we're revealing in hot steam and warm
baths, which are still to be found In
every corner of the country.
In one Of the earliest books, called
the "wakun Shiori." the Detroit News
observes, 1t Is stated that the "Yuva"
the "hot water house''-is sacred
house, In the book called the "Teijoz-
aki" the phrase so yu dono" is used.
This also has a double meaning.
drinking water" or "place for max
ing hot water" and from this latter
meaning there comes the use Of it to
denote bathing place." But the word
20 WI dono" was really used by mis-
take to denote the place near the
kitchen where hot swater was pre-
pared. All these books were written
before 1900 A. D.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

Hon. R. w Davis, then as stated edi-
tor of the Gainesville Daily Sun dem
onstrated by an editorial which he
wrote and published in the Sun on
that day that he not only knew my re-
cord at that time, but that he had a
most intimate acquaintance with and
knowledge of it. Listen, my friends,
to what he then deliberately put in
cold type, when his reason and judg-
ment were not swayed by political
ambition. Here is the editorial:
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
Aztec.

In q prehistoric ruin near Aztec, N.
Mex, excavators found a basket-work
shield, for warding off the enemy's
gpears.
The owner cunningly had coated 1t
with fakes of mica, fastened with gum.
In the sunlight this worked like a
mirror, binding the enemy.
Behold, there, one Of the earliest
manifestations Of the inventive spirit,
chief thing that separates US from the
savagery Of the past.
Our finest modern inventions will
be considered crude when they are
unearthed by future Psychologists.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
FLETCHER AND CLARK AS
ORATORS

Gainesville Sun, April 20, 1919
Two great speeches have been made
in Florida within the last week. One
was made by Congressman Frank
Clark, before the Florida legislature
in joint session. SO great was the
impression made that, we are told,
it has been quoted by state senators
and representatives, in their various
debates, ever since.
But on the 18th day of May, 1919
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FOR REPRESENTATIVE
(GrOup One)

/ hereby announce myself a candi-
date for representative of Marion coun-
ty for the legislature of 1923-24, sub
ject to the actions of the voters in the
coming democratic primary. Business
will prevent me from making an active
campaign, and 1 can only promise as 1
did in the last session that will handle
the affairs of the county and state in
the same conservative and business
like way in which l would my own, and
at all times consider the best interest
of the people. Your support would be
appreciated. NATHAN MAYO.
Summerfield. Fla, April Il. 1922.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
ALWAYS IN TROUBLE

The above entitled comedy will be
presented at the Baptist church in
Fairfield on the evening of Thursday,
June 1st The proceeds will be used
for the benefit of the church. Every
body invited to come out. Admission
20 and 35 cents. D. M. KINARD.
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chiId's Poetic Expression.

verna Is the proud sister Of Tin her
estimation) the most darling baby
brother In the world The other day
she went up to him and, throwing her
arms around him, remarked: "Oh, you
little doll, you're so sweet I can kiss
all the soft off Of you," referring to
his cheeks, which are soft and rosy
Chicago Tribune.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

To the Democratic Voters Of Marion
County: l wish to announce that l am
a candidate for member of the House
of Representatives from Marion coun-
ty, in group two, and subject to the
action of the democratic primary to be
held in June next.
F. r. HOOKER.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

Go north by sea using Merchants
and Miners steamers from Jackson
Vile to Baltimore and Philadelphia.
Full information as to fares, freight
rates and sailings of Merchants and
Miners steamers from Jacksonville
supplied on request to Mr.. c. Nj.
Halle, general agent. 1t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

To the Democratic Voters of Marion
County: l will be candidate in the
ensuing primary for the nomination for
representative from Marion county in
the legislature. l will make the race
in group two c. w HUNTER.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER
lEirSf DiAtrfcfl


To the Democrats of Marion County:
l hereby announce myself candidate
for reelection as member of the board
of county commissioners from the First
District, subject to the will of the
democratic primary election to be held
on June 18th. If you elect me I assure
you that l will endeavor to efficiently
perform the duties of the office.
r. BRUCE MEFFERT.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
FOR SCHOOL BOARD
(SecOnd District)

Make it an entirely new school board
by voting in the June primary for
AUBREY FRINK.
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FOR SCHOOL BOARD
(Third District)

1 hereby announce myself a candi-
date for school commissioner district
No. 3, subject to the democratic pri-
mary in June. Respectfully,
r. d. FERG USON, NJ. D.
Reddick Florida.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

We keep the best Florida and West
ern Meats all the time, fresh and
clean. Eagle Grocery and Meat Mar
ket. Phone "a. 1887
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

Fertilize your POT plants and lawn
flowers with Alberfs Plant Food. Sold
in 25c. SOC and 81 packages at the
Court Pharmacy. 1S-6
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

Minnehaha Indian moccasins, for
mer price $3.50. Closing out last 10
pair at $1.5O. Titles Shoe Parlor. St
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
CASH PRICES AT
OCALA CASH MARKET

Western and Florida Beef at best
prices.
r Fresh Fish IL cents pound.
Creamery Butter, As cents pound.
Phone 10. Ocala Cash Market. st
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SSE H9k1Ss eess
Gf3S Ff sffYp T
rs F FSES FoETs FEE pE
4 NTMBER OF SHIP BI5TTPING us
5 REhES FR The MA Kr TF RE
DEEEAT eEkPAfS PEoposEb RcKEA EoK Il
EXPREss BATES On sTRA APPRoPRIA
e 5T4 6 FE fS.
Many other by mentioned space
would permit
F RhK EkIH4 NIL YREk FOB TE TIE M
SALE OF MILEAGE BOOKS RAILROADS: FEDERAL AS
HEN 81 HE saN az T Is
M3MTIS AG2 RoRE FVNRs EoR LOANS TO EARaEEs The
sG H8 TIE ETAEE F GqIFo 9YE AHE
BEST OF GAFE FOR DISABLED SOLDIERS a LARGER tx
oTIRING PRoMPT sETTIEHENT OF CLAIMS AGAINST RAIL
PARK TRAaMELL has in the Senate covering
PARK TRAMAIELL OPPOSED anti-Iynching
faf on P9SP F ssSs fhS sSoeT I A
TRAFFIC-THE sALoON-BY RSSTALLMENT PLAN
nv ASKS EoR Re- ON BIs qWS E5 &c
although considerable
The RI6ictLoGs cRITfcIslIs AND KSoeks oPPoN.
His oWS cANDiDacT E GPoN. - 1' - 'z'A
ob s6 SP Be EEs 8 IS 1902 TERM
SENATE
GEETAINLE TgAMMEEFg ExR T ZIP 2s T E y
Eve ives sES1EE FEB EEvFcE bGRfN sEcop TERN
R EEhEc TRsAMEf By LARGE JoErT
S AGO ES s m DID SF ea az
= COUNTY
TRAN,LELI Is PRoEoIEDLT aRATEEUI no E HIS
YsE
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
HON. FRANK CLARK

Gainesville Sun, April 81, 1919
This true, tried and loved represen-
tative of Florida will address the leg
islature next Wednesday, on invita-
ton.
He will tell them something. He
knows the situation and he knows
how to tell it. He has been in public
life long time and has always been
faithful He has never lodged re-
sponsibility or an issue. He is the
kind of man to keep in public life, and
the people will do it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

Sixty-seven pair mems oxfords, for
mer price up to $40, to close out at
S5. Titles Shoe Parlor. 26-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27

My good friend at that time thought
and solemnly declared to the people
in cold type that 1 twas the kind of
man to keep in public life, and the
people will do it."
On April 10Th, 1919, just eight days
later, he wrote and published in the
Sun another editorial referring to
Senator Fletcher and myself, the
heading of the same and the portion
referring specially to me being as fol-
lows:
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POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER
(Fffth DfstrictO
{ political Advertisements

To Marion County Democrats:
/ hereby announce my candidacy for
reelection as member of the board of
county commissioners from the fifth
district subject to the democratic pri-
mary election. If elected 1 shall en-
deavor to do my duty as / see it in the
future as l have done in the past.
Anthony, Fla. J. 4. TALTON.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-05-27
Park TrammeIl
Candidate for
United States Senator
a SECOND TERM

PARK TR A Nm + l. L
THROUGHOUT HIS PUB
Lie CAREER WITHOUT \
SINGLE BREAK HAS
BEEN TRUE AND loyal
10 THE INTEREST OF
THE PEOPLE.
AS SENATOR HE WAS
q ACTIVE AND LARGELY
INSTRUMENTAL in bring
ing about the following:
FEDE RAIL FINANCIAL
A S S S Il \ y G T TO AID
FLORIDA FARMERS; a
FREIGHT RATE REDUC-
TION OF $50 \ CAR ON
FLORIDA FRUITS, VEGE-
BLES AND OTHER FARM
PRODUCTS: r "a SON
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25
W. PROFESSIONS OPEN.

swell, Mr.. Pedagogue, docs my boy
show any special aptitude for work.
asked the proud father.
II think so, Mr.. Bronson answered
the schoolmaster. 81 AIN not certain
as yet whether John will make a
sculptor or a baseball player. lie Is
uncrring in his aim with paper wads.
but the condition OF his desk top con
vlnces me that he can carve with con
Siderable facility."-Philadelphia In
quirer.
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WILLING 10 Ohllac.

Tin sorry. hut | really can't nnd n
place for you"
But. senator. | can't 20 back 10 my
home town and tell the people there
I failed 10 land n government job
In that case, shall | pay your rail-.
road fare 10 some other pointf'
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Longing for New Worlds.

$50 YOU think mechanical ingenuity
has nearly reached It's limit
NO" replied the man who thinks a
great deal without getting much re-
suit. But we've conquered the land
with wheeled vehicles, the sea with
boats and the sky with airplanes.
What puzzles me Is where we are go
Ing next"
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Mofnern kreak

Little Girl (bcfoTp statue IN mtI.
EeUm)-Mamma. whn's this;
Attendant (after pause)-That's
Mercury. the messenger Of the gods.
You have read about him. no doubt.
Mother-Of course she has. But. do
you know, my little girl has such n
very poor memory for Scripture.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25

First Business Mani declare. That
moro Borcsum persists in calling ~
me Mt the Office and staying for hours
during my busiest time. | should like
TO be rid of him and yet | don't want
TO offend him.
Second Business Ditto-Why moi
try lo0ning him five dollars?
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A Tnllinn STRIKE

The hare easily caught up with the
tortoise. Well, old man, you're not
much Of Il runner, are your he
snecred.
mo-" admitted the tortoise. I'm
not, think I'll try for the crew, You
zee, I'm quite ut home In the shell"
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Afraid to Tackle Il.

Dear" lie murmured, holding his
lips very close to her shcll.like car.
Don't you think you could learn 10
care for me?'
"nh, | suppose I could George she
responded. hut | am afraid you would
be IN awful care
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EXCLAMATION.

GLOW do you account for comets and
meteors?" inquired the girl who want
cd 10 seem scientific.
Now and then" replied the pro-
fessor who wanted to seem frivolous,
the music Of the spheres attempts a
little jazz"
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Capital and Labor.

WHAT'S the difference between cnp
ital and labor?'
III I had to work and turn three
fourths OF my wages over to YOU, that
would he labor"
"Yes?'
"0n the other hand, il YOU had to
wor'. and turn threc.fourtliS OF your
wages over TO ne, that would be cap
ital.'-Life.
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An Abb.

The Boss-I nm sorry, sir. but ! find
we won't be able TO give You n Job.
You seem 70 be very deficient in arilh-
metlc.
The Applicant--l knew il. | knew
IT, lis pas fault. I told him he had
no business TO send me to Il grammar
Srllnnl.
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"rhlS actress says women should be
pretty aud men should he stalwart
even IL artificial means he used
"Wellg'
Looks like a strong boost for lip
rslgc and padded shoulders"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25

) "He sold his house for $1,000 more
than he paid for It,"
THAT so? Did he buy %unothcr?'
ayes"
Make any money on the deal?"
when he figured up what he had 10
pay for the new house and the ex-
pense of moving he found that he had
made just $50
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A Fateful Series.

81 started out to have Il little run
over in my new motor.
"Well. what happcncdf'
II ran up against the speed laws,
n motor cop ran me down and then
ran Inc in
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a Iittla ILearninn.

Experience is the best teacher
quoted the Parlor Philosopher.
Yes" agreed the Mere Man, "a rel
low never realizes that he prefers
bonds ill he marles a brunette.'-.
New York SUI.
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Overcome by Esr,e. Of FUNGUS.

:. large ftnsrs gr'V'ne IN tho
walnScotins Of % GOTTA az Nalcu'
cicancs exploded. tie resultant famcs
overcoming tha owner of the culia.c
and his wife.
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His Soma Appropriate.

Whilst a well.known baritone was
singing "Son o. Mine TO a Portland
audience a messenger approached and
told him his wife had just given bir;l
to n son.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25

A Cwmbran (Wales) mother recent.
iy gave birth to her 9th set OF twins,
bringing her family IN TO II. The
mother was one OF twins, and her own
mother. who had 90 children, vas also
one Of twins.
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Strange.

Tcl!er-Sorry. but YOU haven't
enough money in your account to cash
this check.
Fair Customrr-That's strange.
There was enough money 10 cash the
Inst one | had, and this isn't nearly
MS large.
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Reform.

Hes a modern reformer."
"rlnt so?'
Eyes, he's out to reform The reform
crs."
In what way?"
Hes trying TO educate them 10
discover that not everything the other
fellow gets some fun out Of is wholly
wrong"
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Taking It Up Direct.

Dcaler~-Thnt old woman brought
more eggs to market today and ] told
her the ones she brought last week
were bad.
Clerk-What did she say?
Dealer-Sald next Saturday she
would bring her hens and ] could speak
to them about it personally.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25
No Security,

The Clothing Salcsman-Herc's n
nice feature, q change pocket with n
button TO prevent losses.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures you one
With n combination lock? Ny wife
knows how TO unfaSten y hutton
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25
Domestic.

"For heavens sake, John. why are
you spanking the baby? What has he
done?"
Nothing, fur's I know, Mary but |
gotta do something & keep him re.
minded who | am around here
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25
THE FAN.

I'm going TO
move into the
city next sum.
mer.
Into the city?
j should think
the $ u IN m Q r
would be just
the time when
you'd want TO
be In tho coun-
try.
what! And
miss all the ball
games? Not on
your life.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25

Eve seen ono wearing a milkmaid's
costume that must have cost two thou
sand bones"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-25

WANTED-Tailoring Agents - our
S29.60 all wool tailored to order suits
and overcoats are $50 cheaper than
store prices Commissions paid In adj
vanco Protected territory Bcauti-
ful assortment 6xs swatches free. j.
Il. simpson Dept. 1853 S3l Adams chit
cago IT,