The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-05
PENSACOLA JOURNAL. TUESDAY SEPTEMBER s.

THE PENSACOLA JOU1
III Florida Press
The road running east Of the railroad
from Dania to Hallandale win shorter
the distance to Miami and do away with
two railway crossings. That alone is
worth the price of building the road that
route.-Fort Lauderdale Sentinel.
Gainesville now boasts of approximate
" 100000 square yards Of brick paved
streets, constructed at a cost of nearly
$4,000, and the city council has just
awarded a Savannah concern contracts
which when completed will double the
present mileage of paving. The contract
provides that the paving must be COM
pleted in $50 working days, and the con-
struction company has assured the coun-
Gil that work will begin Immediately
Ocala Star.
| Newspapers, apparently trying to be
explicit, whites of the 'two-legged kind
of chicks Pray tell US what other kind
there is.-st. Petersburg Times.
Pinella county is formulating a prac-
| tical and comprehensive necessary road
| program. Hasten the day when it will
be complete.-Tampa Tribune.
To tramp who wanted to earn bit
to eat a woman said, IF I thought you
/
| en- house and gather the eggs
Lady" he replied with dignity. 81
was manager at a bathhouse for 10
bus Dispatch.
! The Orlando Reporter-Star remarks
that straw hats are always cheap at the
! wrong time Of the year. Still, one can
wear a straw in Florida the year round.
Plant City Courier. Some of them look
| round" all right after a twelvemo
of hard, head Union.
The announcement that the Ford
plants at Highland Park, Dearborn and
River Rouge, employing $4,000 workers,
will close down September 16 on &C
| count of lack of coal,calls attention to
He bought an iron mine and built
smelter and foundry to handle the ore,
and he bought railroad to give him
| transportation advantages, but he neg
lected to buy a coal mine. 1t was sad
omission that he probably deeply re-
grets.-Springf1eld Union.
What has become of te folks who used
to brag about their tall sunhower stalks
about this time of year?-Philadelphi
Record.
We are told that Is per cent Of all
fires are preventable. Probably the other
% per cent are caused by a spark or a
blaze or something similar-Memphis
Commercial Appeal.
Things In Winter Haven are speeding
up. Building going up on every hand
and many more planned. Property has
begun to change hands and prospects
all along the line are bright. New If a
few knockers that we unfortunately have
will go to work and try and build up an
honest business instead of tearing down
there is no reason under the sun why
we should not have a prosperous sea-
son.-Winter Haven Chief.
New York mother who hid daughters
clothes is entitled to position in the class
with the wife who hides hubby's clothes
to keep him home at night.-Jackson-
vile Journal.
A wise man never tries to unscramble
an egg or find the meaning of the fenai-
nine ause."-Watertown Standard.
If Henry Ford were at Muscle Shoals
he would have white coaP' and maybe
wouldn't have to shut down and throw
$4,000 men out Of work.-Chattanooga
News.
According to one style magazines wo-
men are again reaching the station
where they will have something to lift
up when scared by a mouse.-St. Angus
tine Record.
Jud TungIns says 80 few efficiency
experts are now touring the country
he guesses they must have gone to
work.-Washington Star.
The Keith circuit says jokes on pro-
hibition are not very funny. Prohfbi- |
tion jokes are not the only ones oeVolo o1
humor we've heard pulled on the STAGE
Tampa Tribune.
Many people are now driven out Of
Eden" for being darned laundering |
than for committing any real sin.-Tam- |
pa Tribune.
A kind Of faith protects drunk man,
saws the Times Union. Also the girl
who stops to powder her nose in the
middle Of a busy street.-Macclenny
Standard.
A niclzle isn't as good as a dime, but