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The Washington times., 1922-10-29
John
Eaglefeather-

X HY squaw talk, say: me
M want-um nuttymobile; mo
49, want-um jazz waggin,."
Ugh! Ny squaw heap fool.
Ne ketchum fordycar; ketch-
um plenty trouble. Fordy man
show me go-thing; show me
round wheel. Talk, tell: Go
to 1t, John; you've learned new
fordjoke." Ugh.
Ny squaw get in fordycar. Ne
shove go.thing. Ugh. Make
wild noise. Ne wiggle round
wheel; waggin' start to get up
plenty; run like dickens. Me
wiggle round wheel; 60 plenty
fast. See-um plenty tree, plenty
pole. All jump at fordycar. Me
plenty shove go-thing. dodge-um
tree. o. x.
Ny squaw heap scared. Talk,
say goin' get out; goin' walk.
Ugh. Ne no savvy stop-thins.;
Keep goin' round in round place.
Bymebye my squaw ketchum
seasick; get plenty white, all
same white squaw. Fordycar
keep goin' plenty round. Mako
me tired.
White man holler, ten;
"Whatcha doin', Injun-running
yo'self q race?" Ughi Ne no
savvy. Fordycar get sore; hesp
growl; heap run. My squaw
step on go-thing, make-um hurry
plenty more. Ugh. My squaA
heap fool
Mebbeso fordycar run In round
place two-hour time. Bymebye
white man look, rholler to mother
white squaw: eye gods! It's
Clusters last stand" Ugh! Nc
NO savvy. o. X.
Fordycar ketchum cough;
ketchum sick stummick, heap
groan. Bymebye him stop-slow
up. Ugh! My squaw plenty
dead. Me kick-um in face, tell:
"Whassamatter yo' die in fordy.
cart" Ny squaw sit up, blink
um eye, talk, say: mo like-um
fordy. joke; too plenty round
business" Ne talk, tell: "Shut
up, squaw. Yo' didn't pay no
fare money for ride" My squav
talk, say: "Me got scalper's
ticket" Ugh! My squaw heap
fool.
Bymebye my squaw get out,
pikeway my wickiup, get gun.
"Hey, whassamatter?" me talk.
"Whassaidea?" Ugh! "Goin'
shoot fordycar," him talk. "GoinT
kill-um." My squaw heap fool
Me see-um fordyman, talk,
say: "Yo' take-um back fordy-
carlow plenty money!" Him
talk, tell: "Yo' give me ten dol
lar, me take-um back" Ugh!
Fine stuff, me tell Give-um
fordyman ten dollar. Ny squaw
heap sore. Him talk, say: I'm
jun heap fool; nuttymobile ride
in round place cost four hundred
dollarsw o. X.
Him make yo' plenty sicki
wort four hundred dollars" me
tell. Then laugh like horse.
Ugh! Squaw no good. White
man talk, say everything happy
all-same wedding bell. Me hear.
um wedding bell. Him talk, say!
~ "Stungi Stung!
The Washington times., 1922-10-29
CONGRESSMAN ON the Radio

candidates are making speeches this Fall
the radio The average radio speech (neadins static, runs
by the gentleman and his wife, who in the privacy Of their home
are listening to the remarks Of their Congressman
Zx-zzt-zxt-zz-xst- and feowcitchens. Zich ish the
land Of the zzt-zzt-zzt-
"What did he say, Henryf"
1t don't do no good goes right up wilya"
And the home Of the zzt-zzt-zzt-zst-z---E
enry know there's something wrong with aerial Maybe
you amt tunedin 1gh. What did he then, Henry7
"oh cati You wanta vote, and can't under
stand q campaign speech"
"eWell the machine don't work right"
Keep still and give chance The machine has got too much
opposition in this house."
so3 Well, I'll tell you thing, Henry Doaks-"
Jaw, desst, and let the Congressman tell It."
before, fellow citsjensh before
tonight to -wowzzt
"Henry is he talking about tariff o bonus1"
"The only talk hear Now keep still am going
to vote for this guy. He's all right"
Again say my right yclickey-zt
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. map-map snap -razs-
And little Jackie Rabbit says Wolf
Correct time from Arlington cemetery-ten o'clock.
As always sad the freedom of this country depends
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
"What does the Congressman say, Henry"
Clckety-clickety- -clickety-vzz-vzz-v
"whats that noise Henry! Our machine done
every Congressman says square guy
You keep still and listen to the speech"
String quartete. Them Broadway Blues" by Hike Butts JAZZ
in conclusion my speech
ming would simply
-tweet-tweet- -
"oh, listen, Henry. Hes initiating the BIRDS"
-meouw-zIt-zzt-Ezt-
Henry I don't how that got
e trouble i this machine receiving jazz and
baby talk and bedtime stories long that can't handle the high
like the The radio his speech up
you can't tell what he means"
"Maybe that's what he IT to do. Henry"
The Washington times., 1922-10-29
Copitations Of a Cuckoo

lOg1tdtlOnS OF q NuChOO
r7p BoCGs the Ksnskse philosopher that long skirts
~ prevail chances that with his luck there
-. won't be much rain. ."
Titleess movies will be director But that
help The chances the who reads e out loud
will supply her own E@a ~, ....
There no ahrdgent Of personal liberty this country so
long lot of fellows si shout. "hc hic, hooray
nee. some bright scientist makes darn good sub
stitute for something or other - ... .@@ @'..
It's beginning to look Aappes going hold to
their skirts long as their silk hose holds out
Nothing is harder ON reputation than
Domestic Insecurity Marrying girl who walks in her sleep
Boudor caps responsible for almost divorces
boudoir traps. o. :: ,'.:"> u
The girl who marry better marres for
less. Ia .afe .,.-
.. e.. a. ~" PfscATORIAL NOTE.
Reports two million visited the Aquarium
during past what the other fish looked Ike
come taxes, and that fixed him.
Gulf Stream Is hugsng closer
year at coney win be much needed Improvement
IN THE DOORWAY.
Hsr sssrsw vase cold and esmmy,
Her not hid
Did gee up and give her ssat1
Yos insw darn wsn I did
The Governmsns rich every had to
pay income the salary he thinks he's worth.
Nov Jersey youns
drove his girl You under the New Jersey
lsw, do only thing ut . time.
The Washington times., 1922-10-29
A Few Drags at the Old Pipe

the world doesn't know where the other half gets the
I J stuff it drinks these days!
they decide bar the slower students from the universities
only the fast who marry chorus girls will get in.
When fat laughs lot Of him to be having good
time.
The baby who said Mother minutes after he
ought be fast worker the ladies when he gets little older
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02
Peay Satisfactory To. Sen
Webb --Shodld Satisfy
Every Friend Of Temper
ance, He Declares.

Springfield, Tenn, Oct. % :
Il was 40 years in the temper.
ance fight. | am an officer in
the Anti-Saloon League. have
spoken in every county in Tenn
essee from Carter to Shelby in
the fight for prohibition. | real
ize that. in the days of regular
and independent Democracy,
Mr. Peay was not prohibition
lst. but he has given to the Anti
Saloon League answers on the
question of prohibition that
satisfy me. and that should
satisy every friend of temper.
ance in Tennessee !"
Thus did Senator w. r Webb
indorse the candidacy of Austin
Peay for Governor in a speech
mere this afternoon
Senator Webb said that. while
he claimed to be a Democrat, he
had not always supported the
ticket but that he had nc
apology to make for his political
record.
Il have always voted" said
Senator Webb. for what | be
lieye to be the best interest of
the people, and if there ever was
a time when the Democratic
party was deserving of support
in this state, it is this year.
indorse the ticket from top tc
bottom. and expect to vote the
ticket straight. /"
Senatar Webb reviewed con
ditions in Tennessee and sale
that for the past u years the
state had not paid expenses
This he said. was in the face
of the fact that we have seer
large increases in taxes.
I'VE will never get relic.
from this condition so ,ong a.
our tax money goes into tn,
hands of office holders anC
politicians" he said, land il
nv judgement, Mr. Peav i
offering the state platform o
principles that will result in re
forms that we need
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02
Victory For Hull.

In the course of a forceful
convincing Democratic speech
at the auditorium Saturday
night Senator J. Tom Heflin of
Alabama paid his respects to
Congressman Clouse. Republi
can, of this district who is run
ming for re election. He charg-
ed that during his two years in
congress Clouse. among other
sins of omission AMI commits
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02

600 was paid by IL states and $6,OOO,-
600 was paid by the 36 states OF wlhch
Tennessee was one If each of these
SO states paid an equal part OF this
amount-which they didnot-then Ten
nessee's share would have been $780,
666. and if each of the ten congress
sional districts paid an equal share OF
that tax-which they did not-the tax
on the Fourth congressional District
would have been $16,666 instead OF
the $300,000 that Clouse says 1t was.
In the face of the facts and the
record, let Mr.. Clouse say whether he
was grossly ignorant of his subject or
was deliberately trying to deceive the
voters and do Judge Hull a gross in
justice.
Mr.. Clouse would do well to spend
at least part of his time explaining
to the people of this district why he
voted with the republicans of the north
and east to relieve the millionaires of
those sections of large portion of the
taxes they were required to pay under
democratic rule on their big incomes,
and why he voted out of the pockets
Of the common people of this coun-
try and into the pockets of the big
S3,500,000,000 annually
by means of the most outrageous tar
iff bill ever foisted upon any people.
Surely the people of this great old
district fully realize their mistake of
two years ago in selecting this man to
represent them at Washington and
will, by most decisive vote, on Nov.
7th, correct that mistake.
Carthage Courier.
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02

sion, voted to free the big in
come tax payers of $4,000. 600
of this tax. That he voted to
free the war profiteers of $780,
O00.0 and supported meas
ure which ratified unjust &C
counts of war contractors to the
amount of $3.50. 100000. We
presume Senator .Hefin spoke
from the record. If these
charges are true they are suffic-
lent cause alone to consign Con-
gressman Clouse to private life.
All signs indi:ate a big VIC
tory for Cordell Hull for con-
gress at the polls in November
The political eye of the nation
are on the Fourth congressional
district of Tennessee this year.
Hull is chairman of the Demo-
cratic national committee and
one Of the big men of the United
States Democrats and Repub-
licans alike expect that the vot-
ers of the Fourth district will
return Hull to congress this fall
and in this we of the Fourth
district must in no wise fail.
Get the voters to the polls on
Tuesday. November 7th, and
there will be an old time Demo-
cratic victory for Hull and all
other party nominees Sumner
County News
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02
HULL'S WORK FOR EX-SER-
ICE men CITED
BY BERRY.
High Legion Official Praises
His Work For Soldiers.

Refuting the charges that
Judge Cordell Hull. candidate
for Congress from the Fourth
district, failed to support the
adjusted compensation measure
for ex. service men while a mem
ber of Congress. Maj. George L.
Berry, past senitor national vice.
commander of the American
Legion and president of the
international Printing and Press
mans Union, wired the following
communication Friday to Con
gresham Joseph w. Byrns of
the state Democr tic campaign
committee:
New Orleans, La, Oct. 27,
1922
Hon Joseph Byrns.
Chairman State Democratic
Committee.
1T has come to my attention
that the opposition against Hon.
Cordell Hull, Democratic candi-
date for Congress- has attacked
Judge Hul's record with respect
to the ex-service mems adjusted
compensation measure and. be-
cause of it. | am taking the
liberty of saying, as the past
senior national vice-commander
Of the American Legion and
ikeWise as a member of the
legislative committee of the
American Legion in charge of
the adjusted compensation meas.
IRE. that Judge Hull has in
every instance and upon every
occasion supported unqualifidlv
and without reservation the
policy, the suggestion and the
true aspirations and desires of
American egion and the ex-
service men, not only in press
ing for enactment the adjusted
compensation measure but like
wise fjr all other measure in
which the ex.service men were
interested, am in hopes that
you will make known the facts
as herein contained to all who
may be interested.
GEORGE l.. BERRY.
Major Berry now is in New
Orleans, having gone there last
week to attend the national con-
vention of the American Legion
He was reelected a member of
the legislative committee of the
legion during the convention.
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02
HULL LEADER in AIDING
VETERANS, SAYS
COL. BERRY.
Former State Commander
Of Logon Tells Of Efforts.

Col. Harry S. Berry of Hend-
ersonville. commander of the
1l5th Field Artillery in the
world war, has written Jos W.
Byrns. Chairman of the Demo-
cratic state committee, a letter
stating that Mr. Hull, Democratic
candidate for Congress in the
Fourth Congressional district,
was favorable while in Congress
to the soldiers bonus, vocation
al training and other measures
desired by the soldiers.
The Republican opponent of
Hull in the Fourth has tried to
make these measures an issue
in the campaign. Colonel Berry
was state commander of the
American Legion at the time,
and he, tn refore. wrote Chair.
man Byrns in order that justice
might be done Mr. Hull.
Colonel Berry's letter follows:
"Hendersonvill. Tenn. Oct. %,
1922.
Mr.. JOS. w. Byrns. Nashville,
Tenn. Dear Sir:
I'm view of the fact that the
attitude of Mr.. Cordell Hull to.
wards Legislation affecting ex-
service men has been made an
Issue in the present political
campaign, am giving you this
statement of fact in order that
the voters, and particularly the
ex-service men, may know where
MIR. Hull stood on these impor
tant issues.
The legislation in question
was first presented in 1919 and
1920. during which time | was
state commander of the Ameri-
can Legion, member of the
national executive committee
from Tennessee, and also a
member of the national legisla-
i've committee which had the
legislation in charge in Washing
ton. | not only appeared before
the Ways and Means Committee
of the House, of which Mr.. Hull
was a member, in behalf of this
legislation. but also had a num-
ber of conferences with Mr..
Hull on these Matters. and par
ticularly on the subject of ad-
justed compensation.
''Mr. Hull was at all times
favorable towards the payment
of adjusted compensation. and
therefore at our conferences we
discussed almost entirly the
methods of raising revenue for
the payment of this compensa-
ton. At that time there were
two methods under considera.
ton. One was to enact the
sales tax and the other was to
levy a tax on war profits, and
Mr.. Hull was very strong in
his approval of the latter method.
There was never any opposition
on the part of Mr.. Hull as to
the claim of the ex.service men,
but only a question as to how
the fund should be raised.
I'm my capacity as an officia
of the American Legion | alst
Investigated Mr.. Hull's attitud,
towards the increase in tn,
soldiers pay. vocational training
and disqualification. and | hav,
found him consistently favor
able towards all Legislation
favoring the welfare of the ex
service man.
Respectfully.
'HARRY s BERRY"
Jackson County sentinel. (Gainesboro, Tenn.) 1914-current, 1922-11-02
Instructions For Voting In
November Election.

VI GhC law, dIlu IluoC Uc SITlClIy
followed.
The ballot shall be obtained
from the Registrar. The sigma.
ture of the Registrar shall be
placed upon the stub of ballot.
And the ballot shall then be
taken to the booth or voti lg
shelf and there marked by the
voter. After it is marked with
a K marx opposite the name OF
the candidate voted for, it shall
be folded so that the fac-simile
of the signatures of the Election
Commissioners and the printing
on the back of it will be exposed.
1t shall then be taken to the
ballot box and handed to the
officer of the election, and the
officer will tear off the stub and
put the ballot in the box, If
THE VOTER HAS A POLL
TAX RECEIPT AND is
OTHERWISE ENTITLED TO
VOTE.
Any voter. who by reason of
blindness. or other physical dis
ability who is unable to make
his ballot. is entitled to the
assistance of the officer holding
the election in the making
thereof, and such officer shall
certify on the outside that it
was marked with his assistance
and shall give no information in
regard to the same.
No person shall be allowed in
the room in which said ballot
box and booths are except the
officers of election. and none
other, to secure the observance
of the provisions of the law.
No person shall take or re-
move any ballot from the poll
ing place before the polls are
closed.
No voter shall be permitted to
stay in the booths longer than
ten minutes, provided any other
person is waiting to vote, but if
other persons are waiting to
vote. but if others persons are
waiting to vote, then he shall
not be permitted to occupy the
booths longer than five minutes,
and not but one person shall be
permitted in said booth at one
time.
1t is misdemeanor punish.
able by a, fine of not less than
ten nor more than one hundred
dollars. for a voter to allow his
ballot to be seen by amy person,
or who shall take or remove OF
attempt to take or remove any
ballot from the polling place be.
fore the closing of the polls, OF
shall make any false statement
about his inability to mark his
ballot: or for any person tt
interfere or attempt to interfere
with any voter when inside sale
inclosed space, or when marking
his ballot; or to aid or attempt t
aid any voter by means of an,
mechanical device or any othel
means in making his ballot.
1t is the duty of the electio,
officer to have any person S,
doing promptly arrested, an,
treated as one caugh in the yer,
act of committing a misde
meanor
Any officer of election VIII,
violates, willfully and Knowingl,
the provisions of this chapte
shall be subject to a fine of no
less than fifty nor more thai
two hundred dollars. and to i'm
prisonment in the County jsi
not exceeding three months. a
the discretion of court.
1t is the sole duty of tn
Judges of the election t. pas
upon the qualifications OF tn
voter. Ihe judges and not tn
Registrars shall have possessio
of the lists of the persons VIII
have paid their poll tax. as rt
quired by law.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21
THE PEOPLE WON'T STAND
FOR III FOREVER

Doubtless encouraged by the fact
that the ClayhOle election thieves never
have been prosecuted, another crime
against the ballot has been committed
recently. i'm the counting out of that
sterling American who was 100 per
cent for the people. the Hon. Andrew
Gump. Tor Congress. The Interior
Journal followed with pride the race
this American candidate ran for that
exalted office. and with his legion OF
other friends rcjOiced in his triumph.
even though IL was by the measly ma
iority of 81 votes.
Latest news however, Is to the effect
that his opponent who demanded re-
count and who had the election machin-
cry. has been declared elected.
We recall very well the saying o9 a
Kentucky politician. back IA the old
days when the Democrats themselves
were none too particular about how
elections were conducted: you give Us
the election officers and don't care a
boot (only ne didn't say II hoot) how
the people vOte-we'll win anyhow "
We fear that Il how the peoples candi
date. Hon. Andrew Gump. was counted
out.
Thus we take another step nearer
revolution Ina this country. for the PEG
pie will not always sit quietly by and
see such outrages committed. IL there /,
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21
A THOROUGH TEST
one to Convince the Most SkeptIeai
Hickman Reader

The fest Of time is the test that
counts.
Doan's Kidney Pills have made tbei,
reputation by effective action.
The following case Is typical
hickman residents should be con.
WINGED.
The testimony is confirmed - the
proof complete.
Testimony like this cannot be ieuor.
ed
J0hn PrOvow. barber, SO Jackson
Ave, Hickman, says: From overwork-
ing and standing. my kidneys became
aiIected and my back panied with sharp
shooting pains across the back Of if.
The secretions We're irregular i'm mass
age and had 10 get up AT night. The
secretions were highly colored and
scalded in passage. As | had known Of
Doan's Kidney Pills for years. | used
them and was helped"
Inc above statement was given Octo-
Der Is, 1916, and on December 2. 1920
Mr.. PrOvOw said: II have the same
good opinion of Dams Kidney Pills as
when / endrsed them in 1916. I al
ways take DOan's when nv kidneys
bother me and they relieve me prompt
ly.'
Price Coo. at all dealers. Don't sim
ply ask for a kidney remedy - get
D0an's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. ProvOw had. FOster-MIlburn Co.
Mrs. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21

not a change they will take back into
their own hands the power they have
intrusted to those who win not use ii
honestly and who are unworthy TO use
it at all.
In the meantime. the Interior Journal
predicts that the sterling statesman,
that American who is 100 per cent for
the people, VIII yet come TO the front
for men like Andrew Gump simply can
not he kept dOwn.-StanfOrd Interior
Journal.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21
Good "Grain" Results.

Artificial "graining" Of wood has
peen praeticed for long time and
some Of the results obtained by the
modern methods OF printing from a
master roll Of real wood are remark
ably realistic. says the American For
estry Magazine. Through this means
II is possible to impart a good inllta-
ton Of mahogany 10 plain, colorIess
woods and t. metals.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21
Expression Traced to Gaelic.

The expression "son OF a gun" 10
quite common In South Wales. II Is
thought by some that the word gun"
Is derived from the original Gaelic
~gunna" (modern Walsh "gwn").
meaning bowl; II SO. the expression
"son of gun" Is a fragment OF old
Celtic mythology, the bowl or caldron
in both Irish and Welsh mythology be-
ing the source of and origin of EN-.
bryotic life.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21

The brown bear OF Alaska sometime:
weighs over 1000 pounds.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1922-12-21

Rob Copeland is back at work at his
post at the express office after vaca-
tiOn. NJ. r. Padgett, who was filling his
place, has returned TO Dickson, Tenn.