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I. The Dixie.

Charles Ray;sw no is starring in
The NIidnig htES Bell, showing for for.
the last tim esS TO day at the Dixie,
is one of the few natural coined.
ians%of the screen, as he depends
solely upon his sense5RSoit ~ 1 uInoTi
and ingenuity for his successS,f;aa1nn ana
not upon imitation or makeup re, y ), !.
His smile is infectious and e
invests his roles with a real ~
and spirit that at once puts his
audience in$ "a happy mood. ss;5
.= ESP IN eth e. .Midnight sBell''Ahe has
for his background the Village
life in which he seems most at
home; and he soon wins the con u
fdence and admiration Of the
simple minded folk by his vim,
and spirit of daring in n. pu,tt tTl5lgi
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yErl,he Princess.

Conway Tear1e is the star:s1n
."Shadowss Of the Sea-" the fea--
tured attraction at the Princess
today Most Of the scenes take
place at sea, as the title implles,
and there are many thrilling sltua-
lions throughout the film.
Mr.. Tearle is seen as Capt.
Dick Carson in which role he ap-
pears to splendid advantage, and
Doris. Kenyon supports him in the
female lead in her usual capable
manner. The story is one of. in
terest, and the scenic effects are
very good. 435 3g
The added features are news
and coined M "a
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.ences here but kept away from
the White House conferences.

Coal operators in Fairmont to-
day were united in condemning
the proposals made by President.
Harding as a means of ending the
coal strike Generally they be-,
lieved the coal industry has re-
ceived a spanking, although the
majority do not believe that the.
coal operators will accept the
Presidents plan.
ri One prominent coal operator to-
day said: eff the miners wages
are retained at the wartime rate
how can the railroad mems wages
be reduced. The railroaders will
continue to strike and tie up the
flow of empties and the mines
that are now at w ork on a nom
union basis will suffer with car
shortages. Coal movement will be
at a standstill. The whole propos-
al is a brake$to the return to nor.
nal conditions. Higher priced coal
means high-priced manufactured
products. ,'s ,gs.
Miners, officials here make lit
tie comment on the Washington
situation, but apparently are sat.
isfied. c.. H. Bailey, international
representative and Nick Aiello.
president of sub district district
III, expect to attend the fnterna-
stional policy committee meeting
5of the United Mine Workers OF
America in Washing ton, which 1l!cIt13
probably will be held SATURDAY.
"a The committee OF 1t he anthra cite
operators here ind icated ssto$ 80
Warriner, its chairman, that II pos
'sible their answerswould be in the
hands Of the President by tonight
and that. it would be definite re-
Spouse to the suggestion for arbl-
tration
AS individuals among the bitumi-
nous operators and the miners
union officials have expressed their
views to government officials and
to the press, it has been clear that
the Presidents proposal had In
duced much dissatisfied within
the industry. Although the union
officials promptly disclaimed per.
sonal responsibility for the miners
response by calling in the general
policy committee of their organiza-
ton to vote upon the Presidents:
offer, officials are well satisfied
that John l. Lewis, president OF
the United Mine Workers and the
district presidents assembled mere,
could have made a recommends
ton Immediately and that because
of the influential position their rec
ommendation would have practical;
ly amounted to a decision.
The governmen t considers that
a favorable response to the EPresi-
dents offer was with ED largely
because the union is inclined to de
nand that arbitration shall apply
to the operations all over the coun-t
try in the bituminous area The,
government does not consider that
it could guarantee arbitration
which would be accepted by every
mine operator CT the 5000 con Germ
ed, although it could be sure Saat
most Of the operations3in recognize
ed union territory would have their
working conditions and wages sub
mitted to the rule of the federal
tribunal. =
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TO ASK Modification

A p WASHINGTON, July 12.-Offi;
Gals Of the United Mine Workers
OF America after a conference to-
day with Secretary Of Labor Davis
here understood to have decided
to seek a conference with President
Harding at which requests will be
made that the executive modify
his coal strike settlement plan so
as to guarantee that any decision
made by the proposed arbitration
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Foreman Attacked

FORT E:WORTH, Texas, July y.
to a report received
ere this morning and cont1fE1ed
at the Santa Fe office in Clebar1E Z
"a general foreman employ - ID ;5iee
stops al C;churne was ta!:cn .:sl I,.'.lr
.1Iis%worl last night by a crow - s.! g
.1Ilt.ps ard assaulted. TIE M nj. 4
has remained in the shops when
.tb,,Q she omen struck recently, and
1hn5 attack is believed 30 have nee:l
made in connection with the
strike. r. 5545 4
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BOARD CHAIRMAN
OFFERS SOLUTION
FOR RAIL STRIKE I Il X ::
tcoDtinued from page enc,

Locust Point last evening. Car
wind ows5 were broken and some
OF the occupants were cut. Q
one was hit by bullets, so far as
known. The assai1ants dispersed
upon the appearance of the police:
Tt was the first disorder attending
the railroad shipments strike u
the Baltimore district
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Yard Office Clerk Killed.

CREWE, Va ] u1y 2::--- Is
sell SWig gins, a Norfolk ~ est
'ern yard office clerk, was Y KlIllea
and s.s., q n unidentified man was
wound ed when some one shotFinto
a crowd of picketing clerks at the
station here last night. All the
Norfolk & Western clerks here
walked out yesterday morniiln1 g.
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The Nelson

9TH q wild K loose pearings 4
tho Nelson toaays Is ia agile torYg55
Of tangled lives tn lsnak essitsa
greatest appeal a t nenssa q dssWo cs
men and for DO tn ssysho atss
presents a strong lesson
II Is the age-old s story ct t hs@
tempt ar who find he cklnga
Of homes his chief Cd eligh and
Is ona n who values light Iysss6f t ha3s
love Of "a good q man 8 l1lso 81
tectton ofsthe III nnTErwhp names
bears Is 60 d to sunceE tairist
future with the M an who s9. has has
tented her But She learns 3ase1EsS e.
lesson dearly
Abeaut iful III It'll e hill dass hossstIs ssss
vitality concerned n is int oduceds
Come dy and VI eWsis are az dgsaea
feaureS 80
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4zP.LANsRIG%PIcNTcS

The 81 chic of ]: I'll Presssb IA
Church to be he Id sHrid aygaGt er:n1tocsofs
is sexpe cted to III I'll the greatast@af
fairSof its kind @thatgh hash eensstag
ed Eby the local church Ansxgffort
is being made to Vi induc the
sPresby and their Friends
I the 3yicinity of FaiTnon 5
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over everythi njgs he attenp tsss and
prosp eri tys to those ho have;
( pened thei home himS
8giyon b I'm an OBJ otunt 81 nasksss
good. Il
my, Wife's Re1ati onsls, proYldseesss;;
sfurthe r entertainments tths Buss
8terEK eaton, the 50 msn Mssfa csds
coined ian, til Ell cent ter ttrgacsa
III on, Is
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Int ons& on all four.
sides THEN careful fold dotted
ssIdua1 ~ tts entire length Then
fdotfed sHney2 ,#and 80 on Fold each
Slserffon ind erneatn accurately.
NhenScomp1e ted turn over and
you'll rising result. Save
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FREIGHT BLO C q Al:
BREAKS AT GRAFTON

4 fer six days OF a blockade to
coal IA NOV en- nt over the Al
lsghanies, the Baltimore & Ohio:
Railroad q on Tuesday moved its
first coal over the mountains to
the east. The free movement Of
freight and coal in particular was
noted yesterday, when ten trains
we're run, drawing $50 loads OF
freight, among which were los
cars Of coal. e III \.
The westbound m movement has
been m ore favorable than that TO
the east. Yesterday there We're
232 loads of freight moved west.
OF which 20 cars were coal
B. Despite the fact that the block
ade has been broken, there We're
at midnight SIT loads Of freight
Il to the east, in which
there we're Il 9 o cars Of coal.
Personal Mention.
&C. Hutchinson, vice presi-
dent of the Hutchinson Coal Co.
is in New Y ork.
81 IA. Isle White. Clarksburg,
president Of the Northern West.
Virginia Coal perators' Assocla-
ton. and Nv. e. Watson, Fair
mont. president Of the Monon-
gahela Coal Association have re
turned from the operators con-
ferences in Washington, d. C..
H. jenkins, vice president of
the Hutchinson Coal Co., IS in
Pittsburgh today. s5s NJ
Daily shipme nts 81.
Due: to the shipments strike and
restricted production the eastern
coal movement off the Monongahi
Division, B. e o., yesterday drop
ped to forty-six cars against sixty
two Monday. To the west six cars
of coal were load ed. z5: 5.9si 81 rs
Forty cars of coal were loaded
east off the Charleston Division, B.
e yesterday.
Wagon dine Work
y Eight cars Of coal were loaded;
by wagon mines along the M onon-:
gah Division, 3. & O., on Tues
day. .5Ss ss5
Railroad Fuel
sTwenty-nine cars of railroad
fuel were loaded on the Monongah
Division B. & O.. on Tuesday, of
which the B. & o. pro cured twenty
cars. 81
Railroad fuel loading off the
Charleston Division, 3. & O., yes
terday aggregated thirteen cars, OF
which twelve We're secured by the
AB. & O..
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AsI!EAyV ADS.

MRANTEDSTOTBUY COUNTER show
&case,ssixs Or seven eet Slong;aW1l
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. hing.
HAppiY at John pafaoras store ia {
SfhirtsenthsssttTeetsands Virginia ave
tsT so lock. N: ss.
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Sh,,tdown Annou need ;

KEENE. N H. July 12.-
Notices were posted today at the
Boston & Maine shops here an.
nouncing an indefinite shutdown
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& -, 3 Strike e, Breakers

HUNTINGTON, WA July ! 2
Members Of the big Four
5brotherhoods on the Chesapeake
e Ohio Twill refuse to $ handle
trains If strike breakers are em en-
fployed to take the place of shop
men, according to union officials
today.
J8s They commended that employ
mentz of strike breakers would
hinder rather than help the ser
vice. Is: SEA ST.
e. l.. Book. general super1n-
tend ent Of the G. S&s o. here, de-
5clared that freight service has not
been curtailed as the result5of the
strik 5f $ls,5 ~
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WONl.AN'S CLUB {. !. ] -.)I'E:}'
=: C,E];,NSORSH

Criticism and comment on the At
fractions at the local theaters appear
ing in this column are Furnished by
the movie censorship committsS o. the
Wonnan's Clubg Of EFairnont. The.Wsst
virxinian does not assume Any {, r.
The Editor.
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In the G okeg Belt.

34si IL n the G okeg B lt. IS
MlneI along Il TIL slas
Railway. INT Pennsylva on uesa
idaySload ed VI IL SO 0 cars Of coaI.s
against 116 cars on NJ ondn TWeIzS
ty--tWo mines cont to sWorkto.
{daySand theygord cred 20 8#cars
fiction Cases sss
CSH. Bate1y OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
sentative, Is IN fNIorgantoWn
HinS connect iopssw with ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
eviction cases tha att arch eingatrisd
tn ere daylight stfceSo fSPeace@Sss
AL Observation-Disclosures
sentng the liners tile pFoceeds
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ss SEntelr ldWso and
Mrs. D ohm Iisnerss BfrssSH Crisis
and Mr.. and Mrs: w flbnr$ ShinnE en-
Etertaired Twelve married couples
and twenty-five members OF the
younger set last nigh NH The party:
was Sbe1d att Camp Wildwood on the
Valley River. The guests, who,
;drovcsto the camp inScars spent the
evening IN dancing and A roasting
weiners. Mr.. and Mrs. w L Crow
of ittsburgh, J, Who are visiting Mr.
and u Mrs. Shinn, were the out-of-.
town guests present.
Visiting Here oseph Grtffiths
of Wa hington, Pa, is visiting his
niece, Mrs. Verna E.: Sw1ger, and
gMr-Hand Mrs. RI T.. Pollock Of Els!
Walnut avenue. Il 3 NJ f 3$s u Il.
Colonel Hyatt He<S-Col. Frank
1 X. Hyatt treasure ROT the PennsyI-a
vaniaa Military College, Chester, Pa,
is the guest of his brother, Edward
Cramp, and Attorney Charles u.
Hawkcr OF this city. Mr.. Hawker:
is "a noted horseman and recently
won first prize in competing with
seventy horsemeni in riding hurdles
and other events. He has charge
of the military training at the col
5lePeT also VT s'giS SIX FL
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HI hEs.7:: r. "


w Virginia
Unsettled a nd
probablyFs showers.
4 local Weather
readings. !.
Greed Bolyard OBJ.
Temperature at
8 e. m. today,75
Weather Wee ye:ster-
day, clear; tenn
tperature. maxi
mum, 81: mini
mum S.; pr,e';'cipa-
ton
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Bal layer--.T The Charles
sIaongsssWho$Was arrested F Sunday
Sterling leigh hts was not.
EongssW o$plays With the Mon
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\ DIES9IN BALTIMOREs

Mrs. Crab am orSBerkeIey8
Springs died at 5go,cli TIL IS morn
Singsins aBaltmoTes hospitalsa Accord
ing Ito a telegram received mere
from her husb band who sTepresents
sectGns M GRAHAM Who sssspenda
tile eaterspaiTsttfsa ShisS
5IitSnt well 5kno own 81
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NbfndiugSon
the Country
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ntNRosier#toM Speak---The
sschapeIspgogramc i he F,airmont;
@Xormal sEsumfne school to B be held
O'Clock tom rroW viii be an,
aaspeciaIl zintere ting one Presi-
SsreTurne from Boston, IN .,where
haNaffendgdgt hes conyentio on Of the
ssNaf ionlals ed ucati ion Association,
sWssillabsestheSprr 1ncipal $speakerso of the
smioeirfaning Rosiert will give an
tie Boston# convention,
ted to prove very in
laIly to the Normal
%SchoolSstudentsHo educational me-
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PRODUCERS WILL
REJECT OFFER. OF:
HARDING MONDAY

20 ~ ~ = ~ fsfTg,s4gssss =f5 y tltS- 81
I CONTINUED from paee one,
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y isESTATES T:RANSEE


ssssss The HoWins#EeaI estate ttans
fers esbsen8g ecoIS All Sthe OIL
3fice8o County clerkss IsesS
Great FairmontS Inyesfnent Gos
$aacofpo ration to NJ arfon lee o
scorpora tion.A parce1spf Srsa9 eststal
along the Morganto &
pert turnpike Jni6n n
! Conslde $32, 600 =! 40
s5ss Rol F4ite Espai West;
ttilthSt a.iI Saseos ia
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befnESmadaNtos a11ssnembgTsE0E
sfhgSclass9 to INT nrfn E tI1em8ofA the
VI
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SSfAES3S4A1tOvelSSss -
sant@of School s Barnes went
ia iGloVersSG Cap this al ternoon Al Tor (
esspurposexo looking after the
news school buil ding which is being
hufl At tina lace. YesterdaY
sSsuperin tendentEB Barnes was at Hut
he helped to locate
Ssite&fors theRe rectionSofse new
cofoged schoo iiding 81
cirscussc o,n11i a The Hagenbe TX
#yNalIaca circus vii i show in Fair
mont onss aturda August p, ac-
Seordin present arrangement IT'S
Sands the adVance#ag gent for
IIagenbeck:Wall was inssE Fair
mont few days ago and made
finaIplansSfoEssth circus to come
Observation-Disclosures Hagen eck-1Wallace
isso one 1.-THE largest showsSof its
Il; onsst tSS STosas q
Cook HospI faI-=M Agnes
sPowe1I .adaugh ter Michael Pow
IAN letters stree had y be.
tbnsilsS remoVedt oday At COOK
as q IA sasa also lizard
Moore aiIyt ew,Ss ons q 81 !, !:
SsMoore lanes Is Rogers he 3
FAINT Sssa N Rogers,
nn,sdeIwsntSim minor perati ion u %t his s
also
EaIfr1 ut osPitai-:Paul
EsMithSofS MorgantoWns SON Of MIS- s..
sMaIiss5 Snitth was dmit tied TO
'EsESd i'm ST State Hosp itaG todaysfor
afrnayf ff
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: Railroad Fuel

5Twenty-nines cars S of railroad
fuel were loaded on the Monongahl
Division B. & O.. on Tuesday of
which the B. e o.. pro cured twenty
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Il Eight cars Of coal were loaded
by wagon mines along the M onon-:
gah Division, B. & o., on Tues
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y Railroad fuel loading off the
Charleston Division, 3. & O., yes
terday aggregated thirteen cars, OF
which twelve were secured by tne!
b. & o. "a a5s!lFE
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
WHY LIBRARIANS LIKE JOB
Get Amusement Out OF Singular
Transformation Of Book Titles In
Memories OF Readers.

The scholastic hush Of the public
library is seldom broken by litter,
but the librarianettes in the central
circulation department have steady
refuge from hard work in the COM
pilation Of the singular transforms
lions of book titles that take place in
the memories of seekers for literary
sweetness and light. Herewith is the
latest unofficial bulletin, according to
New York Sun writer:
"Have you got Jack London's The
Shout in the Woods'?' inquired visit
full young thing.
"'The Shout in the Woods'?' echoed
the experienced librarianette. Let me
see. I'm sure 1 can find out which of
his novels you mean. Oh. yes-isn't
it "The Call of the Wild'?"
"That's what said" murmured the
wistful young thing" The Call of
the Wild"
OF course it's a pardonable slip 10
ask for Galsworthy's 'For Rent" when
you really want his ITO Let" The
difference is hardly worth mentioning.
But It's really almost profane to de-
mand. 1.-THE Autograph on the Break
fast Table"
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Asleep for Fodr Years.

In certain parts of the African des-
ert, where it is too hot for any plants
to grow, the ground is in places thick
ly covered with white snails.
In 1918 a naturalist travelling
through this region collected some of
the shells from a spot on which it was
believed no rain had fallen for FIVE
years. These snails' shells were
packed away and left untouched until
this year, 1922, when the naturalist, at
home once more, unpacked his shells
and placed them in basin of water
tc be cleaned To his amazement, a
quantity of healthy living snails were
found ON the following morning crawl
ing all over his study table!
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CAP !, 1,
AND s91EZ.YE
BELLS aE ] i il
81
THE lNs AND OUTS OF IT

Small Rebecca was proud of her
fathers rank as first lieutenant, and
grew quite indignant when neighbor
boy called him Captain"
"TlI have you understand that my
daddy is not captain" she said. "he
is lieutenant"
"Oh, it doesn't NATTER" replied the
boy. hes an officer
HE is not an officer" she protested.
"Yes, dear, lieutenant is an off,
GER" interrupted her mother.
''Well," persisted Rebecca, still de-
termined to maintain her fathers dig
nifty at oil cost, he's not much Of an
officer. anyway"
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MAKING A DAY OF 1T
A CLASH OF WITS

An Irish Joker entered a shop and
asked for yard of milk. The shop
keeper was ready for him; he dipped
his finger in the measure and drew a
line Of milk three feet long on the
counter. There We are" he said.
J Pat was rather taken aback at this,
but recovering from his surprise he
asked, Hoy much is it?''
Eight pence" said the shopkeeper.
"All right" said Pat cheerfully.
"Roll it up an Oill take it,"
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When Baby Complains.

THERE MANY WAYS baby has Of expressing any pain eguan
depression condition Of health and happiness short
sharp cry prolonged tatd Restssnsss constant turning Of the head
the whole body et In these and other baby tells there
something wrong Most mothers know that dered stomach bowels that
do not act naturally the cause Of uaen call Tor the doctor
thought but the Of any delay there should be ready at hand
q safe remedy such a Fltchers Casoria 4
Coa has been used for ailments for 30 and has mer-
tied the good will Of the family physician IN not eqGaed any otnr
medicine its and the good results achieved
And remember essentially abys remedy and not
all every member the family What might help too often dangerous
when to
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A Lady of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Advertisement.
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MAKING Matches.

Matches are turned out In huge
quantities by machinery. The ma
chimes now in use cut up great planks
of wood into match splints at light
ming speed. The ends of the splints
are then passed through paraffin
bath and receive their heads.
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Educational.

did you get chance to talk with
Francine before she eloped with
Speck?". asked Heloise of the rapid
fire restaurant
& "Ye-ahr' replied Claudine Of the
same establishment. "She said folks
call him no good, but she didn't know
any reason why she shouldn't marry
him If she wanted to-"
swell, she's taken the short way to
find out, I'll say"
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Yea.I Bo!

The visitor had just fooled and
mashed hole in the turf. which
few over his head in cloud.
II see." said the broker, sthere Is
change in the market. Real estate
shows q decided upward tendency"
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Anger Infllcts Wounds.

sanger is weapon that is handled
by the blade" and he who uses it is
sure to infiict the deepest wounds
upon himself. Wrath may strike heavy
blows, but it cuts into the soul Of the
one who makes it his instrument.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
Her Favorite Feat

Yardley-Did your wife go in for
athletics when she was at college?
Yearwedd-I believe she held the
record for jumping at conclusions.
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OH You Momanl

He-That sparrow you're wearing
on your new hat is certainly not to
my taste
She-I know 1t. According to your
taste it should have been a goose with
sauerkraut.
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Real cave.Man.

Il was mad with George last night"
said girl of her sweetheart.
EYES," said the ill-natured brother,
II noticed when / looked in the par
Tor that you were up in arms"
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uGas" Evaporates.

The volume Of gasoline that is lost
by evaporation in one stage in the
handling of crude oil is equal to one
thirtieth of the -country's annual gas
oline PRODUCTION.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
ParadoxicaI state Of Affairs.

Casey-"Hay yez sthruck a Job
yet, Moike?"
Finnegan-"Shure Owe not. They
all want local rifirences. A felly can't
get job In this burg till he's worked
here. for whole"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
Hard to Catch Up.

Wayback-The clock only registers
one dollar and you want two.
Taxi Driver-That clock is slow, and
I have been driving very fast.-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
A Careful Wife.

"And her mean husband thinks she's
extravagant !"
"Why?"
"Just because she insists on having
Fido's monogram stamped on his dog
biscuits l"-Literary Digest.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
10 Gents
Finally Got Results,

'.Was that anti-fat treatment your
wife took any good?"
mo, it was a fake"
"But your wife looks thinner"
"She is. She worried so over los
ing her money that she lost flesh.
Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-08-04
PUTNAM FADELEss DYES.

Don't expect the unexpected to hap
pen too often.