Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-06
Crabs crawlings
RrMoRs. WILD AND uNBRIDLED.

Now listen, my children and you shall hear,
OF the coming race for commissioner;
IT'S said that Bob and Carl and clyde
May be called to grease the slide,
On which poor Nc and Walt and Jack
Will scoot to Helen Gone and back;
Or may be Loveace.-Doc, the prince,
Will be called on to make them vince
At any rate, the City Hall
United will stand or united VIII faH'
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Vital statistics in the motion picture world; Two
murders to every marriage,-and no chidfen'
The first of the month is bothersome trying to
prove that the bank made mistake somewhere
ANOTHER PIIILANTHROPISF AT LARGE.
FOR sALE-slightly used furniture SUo PEI per
cent less than so-called factory Professionalism
HUAiMIN' TO THE RYE.
If body meet a body,
Transportating rye,
Ought body tell body,
Even tho he's dry?
CHORUS
Evry lasse haze her bottle,
Name they say, hae !.
Yet all the lads they call on me,
Since prohib of the rye
If body see a body.
Passin rye aroun'
Ought a body join body,
Or just on him frown
Amang the twain there is a stein,
I'd dearly love myself,
What's its name whence it came,
Harriet Lauder.
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Under the title Money Makers local real
estate dealer advertised in this paper "Home, with
income, three rooms. equipped for chickens ana
gentleman from-the land the Da-ko-tas wants
to know what. besides lip stick and powder puff,
is considered chicken equipment these days
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS DOINGs.
The postman made two deliveries of mail Fri
1t was so cool on the Heights the early part of
last week that ladies sitting out on porches found
wraps not uncomfortable.
Her demise was due to ailments incident to old
age She is survived by her husband and five living
children-Grant Co. LKy9 News
ooh woman! In your hours of ease,
Uncertain. coy, and hard to please
CHATS enough Of that)
II crude oil was any good as sR%mpoG do You
dresser every night when he goes to bed?
YES! JUST BEYOND THE PEARLY GATES.
Sir: Is this Gold avenue that you live on an off
shoot of Prospect street iii Sweetheart. (Chgo)
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The woman who does not paint and powder may
have a mans respect, but she does not get his at
tention.
o
LEARN TO TODDIE, VIRGINIA!
I've never been sinner,
I'll never be saint,
/ ought to be winner,
But-darn 1t all amt
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We often wonder why some bruising battler
doesn't pick an original name, like Kid So-and So,
or Young Something brother.
Margot, "the grandmother of the flapper," may
scorn American women. but there are a lot of men
in the United States who do not envy Mr. Asquith.
Prohibition has increased the amount of law
lessness in the United States but it is different
kind.
Sir: Funny weather we've been having! Week
before last it was SO warm the girls wore their furs
last week it was SO cold they had to take them off,
Peg Top.
The British concocted and named three new
cocktails in honor of Princess Mary's wedding Our
latest should be called Gates Ajar,"
ADD OFFICER EXERCISES.
Mr. McAdoo then sprang from his desk TO DEM
onsrate how a steer is overtaken, caught and
thrown in the famous western sport of bulldog
ging.' Associated Press.
A young woman in Atlantic City carried rae
coon to match her furs.
Danes with skunk wraps refuse to follow suit.
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What has become Of the old-fashioned parlor
where nobody felt at home but the corpse?
OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS.
(Apologes to Arthur Chapman.)
Out where the fvver is driven wide open,
Out where the stores are with mail orders copin',
That's where the west begins;
Out where the moonshine is said to be meaner,
And 'sandstorms do nothing but make the air
cleaner"
Where the all lean and some of them
leaner,
That's where the west begins.
out where the fasteners say things are higher,
And credit il granted regardless Of buyer
That's where the west begins:
Out where the Zephyrs all blow like the devil,
And natives in boosting dead on the level"
A movie and sundaes considered rcvel,
That's where the west begins
Out where the seekers for health are all flocking,
And crawl into bed and never cease knocking,
That's where the west begins:
Out where the doctors ard swell undertakes
Are making more money than lots of the fakers,-
Where there's good chance for few coffinmakers,
That's where the west begins.
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And the winds, like the poor we have with US
always--and all ways IT. D. c."