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Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
GRADERS Acre; ON
POOL Weed PRICES

President Richard NJ Bean. OF
the T.o,risvillc Nat onal Bank. anil
delegation of Louisville tobac-
co men composed OF John I:ngle-
harad. Casselherrv Durkers1n.
and Frank O'Brvan. Saturday.
went over the ofnciai grades of
the Burley Tobacco Growers Co
operative Association with Pres
ident lanes {. Stone and Direc-
tor of Warehouses Ralph Nj. Bar
kcr. AT Lexington. In conference
with these ofliC. ais of the hurley
association. the Louisville meI
arrived AT the values the Louis
vile banks will place upon each
Of the grades OF the tobacco held
by the association as the basis
Tor loans to be made to the asso-
citation to be used To advance to
the growers on the delivery Of
their crops. The values BY grades
as agreed upon for Looming pur-
poses. were not made public.
President Bean represented the
banks vi Louisville. which al
ready have agreed to advance
money to the growers on deliv-
cry OF their crops their limit un-
der the banking laws. which Will
be about 81 .500000. The tobac-
co men are all experts on tobacco
values and among the best Judges
OF tobacco in the hurley district.
Both President Stone and Di-
rector Barker said the values a
greed upon. in their opinion. were
fair and reasonable and that the
growers would be satisfied with
the decision reached.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
DISABLED BOYS ASK
BETTER TREATMENT
tBy Associated Press

Washington. Jan. l6-ASSert-
ing that more than $500 mentally
disabled former service men nov
placed in state institutions were
victims of such gross neglect.
Inefficient and prohteering' a sto
constitute "A black reproach OF
the honor Of the nation" the Dis
abled Veterans OF the World War
in memorial presented today to
President Harding, urged imme-
date action by the government
looking to the treatment OF all
such cases in state institutions,
the memorial said. is committing
to permanent insanity many of
the victims. who by timely treat
ment probably could be cured.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
MRS, BALLEW GOES
TO HER Reward

lust At the noon hour Sunday.
the hand of death touched the lif@
OF Mamie Ealcs Ballew. after an
illness of ten day, of uracmic poi
,oning. Everything that could
be done by physician, and loving
friends and relatives was done
for her. but the disease could not
be STAYED. 1t pleased God tu
transplant hex into hi, heavenly
kingdom. where suffering AMI
pain will be no more. Mrs. Bal
lew was the daughter of Mr.. w.
IS. Bales, at Trrrill. and WA, 5,
years OF age. She wa~ married
IL year, ago 20 Mr.. Joe BalIcW
who with q rumhcr Of immediate
relatives md 4 host oi loving and
devoted friends. have the >ympa-
thy ui the immunity i'm this
grief stricken home. but may
they Le cuu.iorted and chccred
with the thought that she fulfill
cd all the duties Of wife. sister
and daughter a. God intended
her gentle sweet nature to do.
Pes de- her husband and father
two sisters. Mrs. Annie Rich
uond and Mrs. Thoma, Black
two brothers. ". K. Bales and
Winston Bale. survive.
Funeral services will hc con
Quoted at the home OF her father
". ". Bales. TUESDAY at | +. H.
by Rev. Homer ". Carpenter AMI
III. K. l.. Tcliord. Iutcrmcut IN
Richmond ccmetery.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
Another Reprieve for Banker

Covington, Jan. 16-A third
presidential reprieve has been
granted in the case of Fred W.
Witzel. who was convicted more
than year ago OH charge OF
embezzlement. Weitzel was SEN
fenced to three yarS in the At
lAnta pnitentiary on a charge OF
making false entries and embez-
element of about 5000 while he
was receiver of the First Nation
al Bank at London, KY in 1914.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
LEGION TO TAKE
CENSUS OF SOLDIERS

indianapolis. Ind. Ian. 10 Tn,
most important meet NJ ol the
American Legion ever held he
tween national conventions will
lc called in this city. Jauary p
I'd q. to arrange for a ccuSu, OF
every ex-~crvicc ma and woman
IN the country. The plan that
national commander lanfOrd
MacNidcr VIII present To- dele
ga;y> calls for personal :rter-
views Ly Legion commanders ut
all veterans.
Oucstiu"najrcs will be used +
ascertain. first. what form Of adj
justed compensation l. preferred
uf the five offered in The pend
inc federal bill. Veterans have
the option oi cash payment. paid
IN insurance. vocational training.
aid in huving a home or aid i'll
settling land. Mr.. MacNider has
4 plan whereby veterans will be
given The option of turning their
compenSa; oil payments into q
general fund. to be administered
bv the Legion and ont oi which
loans will bc made TO disabled,
unemployed or needy comrades.
lie believe, this fund will total
several million dollars. Canvass.
cre in the census will aScerta u
how many veterans will lend
money TO this fund.
The subject of unemployment
also will bc considered at the con
vention aui some means devised
whereby the Legion can aa>siSt
nationally in placing eX-serv.cc
men in Jobs. \ committee will
bring in Il report OH the memorial
proposed in honor OF the +, w.
Galbraith. who was killed while
serving aS Legion national COM
mander
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
OHIO STARTS FIGHT
OH VOlSTEAD LAW
,Hy Associated i'ressj

Cleveland, O.. Ian. l6-A fight
To- repeal the Nolstead act and
prrrnil the sale oi 2I3 per cent
aecr aud light wines will be car
ned 10 the ,otcrS Of Ohio this fall
under the terms OF a referendum
law. according to- Captain VIM.
II .~Iaytpu managing vicy presi-
dent ui the National Assoc alton
again>, prohibition. Petitions
~;ll he circulated and a igoron+
campaign wagci to determine
whether public opin Oh has chang
ed since the act became effective
We are daring the drys to hght
T., ON upcr ground" Slayton said
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
FULL HOUSE WILL
SEE LEGION SHOW

Every thing l. in rcad;ac io-
the big Legion ministries To- he
staged hr~c Tuesday and Wcdne>
tay nights ui this week. Re
hearsals - th the full orchestra
were held Sunday afternoon at
Opera House and all the boys are
ready for the big show. The seat
sale opened Monday morning al
Perry's Drug Store. and a line
reaching down to the Second
street corner eagerly awaited
their turn TO reserve seats for tie
first performance. Vt 1880 the
entire house had been sold out.
and the seat sale opened for the
second nights performance.
\ splendid parade headed by
the Legion band will make tn
principal streets Tuesday n
ternoon and Coy. Bowen will fur
n:sh the TOYS with costumes Tor
the parade as we'll as elaborate
costumes. beautiful scenery and
electrical effects for the show.
Gov" believes in putting EN- on
right. AMI with the thorough
training the BOYS have received
under Mr.. Gordon Hunt. the pro-
gram promises TO please the large
crowd. and give them a genu ne
first class minstrel show.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
MRS, GILBERT Upton
DIES IN COUNTRY

Mrs. Gilbert 'Iipton died early
Saturday m, rning. January II. al
her home on the Irvine pike. after
2 long llne,>. She was born
March Z. 1874. and died JANUARY
"a. 1922. She io ned the Chris
tian church at the age Of % years
lived d devoted christian lie. She
Is survived by her husband and
seven children. vino have the SYM
pathy OF Tauv friends in their
bereavement. Funeral was preach
ed at the Christian church at Flat
Woods. SUNDAY at one o'clock By
her pastu-. DR.. +. {. McDou"le
'ntcrment III Richmond cemetery.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
ALLIES TO Be GIVEN
Is YEARS TO PAY Us
War Loans Debt Returning Bill
Is Rushed to u. S. Senate
By Finance Committee
day Associated Pressl

Washington Jan. lO-The Al
lied debt funding bill was ap-
proved today 10y the Senate Fl
nance Committee after most oi
the provisions object 70 by Secre-
tary Mellon were eliminated. The
democratic members OF the COM
mittee voted against the bill i'll
It's perfected form. The provision
for semi-arnual interest pay
meutS at the rate OF FIVE per
cent was stricken out. 1t limits
the life OF the bonds To be accept
ed from foreign governments to
> years. sets up commission
with authority subject to the
Presidents approval to refund or
convert and TO extend the time OF
payment - the principal or inter
est or hotl OF any obligation of
ANY foreign government now ow-
ing To- 'hc United State, Oh ac-
count of the world war.
The allied debt reiunding bill
wa, iavorably reported to the
Senate. Chairman AIcCunber
said the purpose wa> To press
the measure for passage without
waiting for adjournment oi the
Arms Conference. AS forecast by
NcCumbcr last week. no soldier
honu- provision wa, added to the
bill.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
pARK oNE OK LAKE REnA

Many have wondered what
Ford would do Wit. thc French
Navy >houid France accept his
ofTrr so bay the wECir sEr-bnnE.
: bunch al Ton -sohcr.ey's
were diSrvssinG tte matter when
the papers told OF the bII; propo-
SiIioa.
..llcn,irF whn; In the worIf
Ford would ;ia s.i;h that French
navy Il nc bnS= i::" questioned
one.
"Nhy. that's caS!.'' replied
iIronStnn Lakes. He'd send n
ba;tIr.tip 20 each of his ngcntS
over this country and tell 'cm 10
sell it,
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
MADISON ASKED FOR
S40O WILSON FUND
Keniucky's Quota Il S50,000 To-
ward Establishment of
Great Movement

Madison couuty's quota in the
| IWoodruv Wilson Foundation
drive which began today. i, S400.
Kentucky j. asked To- raise $50,
IOOO of the million dollar fund.
Contributions will be received
at the Daily Register office which
las been designated as head,
quarters for thi, county. and will
nc duly acknowledged.
An announcement from state
! Headquarters SAYS.
The national irce-w.ll offering
toward an endowment oi $1,000
/ iJO0 or more % provide. through
/ the Woodrow wilson Foundation
periodic award, for meritoriCu>
service 10 democracy. public wei
fare. liberal thought on peace
through Justice Is To- begin in this
state and other states OF the Cou:I
l,ry uu JANUARY lr. Practically
/ ie.c-, State is organ zcd AMI
ready .ur Iue ourniug day Of sub
-grir-ioa-,ak
Each state has been divided
liu-r districts. with men and NO
( men au,uiatcc, accepting the re
~pon~.i'.tr of taking care of .hc
: campaign in their own localities.
Hundreds ui friends of the for
mcr administration. friends Of
The broad idcali>m which Mr.
/ Wilson bespoke. Democrats. In
dependents. and Republicans a
/ like. have become parties to thi-
movement to establish I'm Amcri-
ga awards ~omcwhat akin To the
/ Nobel prizes.
The opportunity tu contribute
,u the Foundation comes almost
cNact'y scar after the plan "a
render tribute tu VII Wilson
W., proposed ou Christmas Eve,
/ 1920. q group oj women meeting
nj the h.uir Of Mrs. Charles l.
I TiTanv. iu New York. outlined a
plan to honor the man who was
two months later To- leave the
/ White House after eight wear, OF
the most mumcutors wears of the
worlds history. They did not
doubt what would be the verdict
Ioi history With reference To Mr..
( Wilson Rather 1t was their IN
tyntion To- steal a march on his
turv.' to honor AN american while
/ me- was still living.
/ The plan wa, discussed with
friends Of Mr.. Wilson and was
first made public ut q great win
ter dal'~ meeting AZ New York
hotel Since that time the pur-
pose oi the Foundation has been
I defined in ,hc following terms:
: Created I'm recognition OF the
national auJ international >ervi-
cc> of Woodrow Wilson. twice
President oi the United States.
who iurthcrcd ;hc cause, Of hu-
uau Freedom and was instrument
. tal IN point ny out effective meth
uds for the cooperation OF the
livcraI forces OF mankind thruuut
the world.
} The award or awards from the
income Of the Foundation will be
made from time to time by a ma
,il0allv constituted committee 10
the individual or group that has
rendered within "A specified period
mcritoriouS service to democra-
cy. public welfare. liberal though,
or peace through Justice.
in this state. and throughout
the country. drive methods will
not be pursued in the campaign
II Is the feeling of the organiza-
tion that such an appeal will not
Ee ncve>Sary and that the spirit
of those who first conceived the
3 Dlru will he hest served "
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
MORROW TO try TO
STOP newport STRIKE

Newport. Jan. l0-!nterest in
the strike situation at the New
port rolling mills conferred today
in the coming to Newport ot
Governor Morrow. He j. cN-
pcctcd to spend Tuesday N con
ference with city officials. mill
owners and union leaders in ar
effort To end the strike The
strike zone Is quiet today.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
ADMITS breaking
INTO HOWARD STORE

When Irvine Hendricks. who
lives near Logana. in JesaSmine
county, appeared with some new
clohtes the other day someone
became suspicious. The result
was that warrant was sworn
out charging him with having
robbed the y. b. Howard store
at Valley View few nights ago.
When taken into custody Hen
bricks admitted the burglary. OF
ticers say. Sheriff Elmer Death
erage went over and brought him
TO jail here and h will be given
examining trial this week.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
British Relinquish Rule in Ireland

Dublin, Jan. l6-The govern
mental powers for Ireland which
were vested in the British au-
thorities at Dublin Castle. were
turned over today to the Provis-
ional government of Ireland as
constituted last Saturday under
the Anglo Irish treaty.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16

Washington, Jan. l6-Creation
of an additional director of the
Federal Reserve Board so as to
pave the way for appointment of
a dirt farmer" by the President,
is proposed in a substitute amend
ment to the Federal Reserve act
offered today by Senator Kellogg
republican, OF Minnesota, author
of the original amendment.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
Morrow Sends In Special Mes
sage To Legislature Urging
Submission Cf Great
Bond Issue


10y ..1
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Tor h new hcntuck\ III I"r va
Kentucky Home. was made Us
Gov. Edwin L. Morrow here to-
d., IN % .,.,.i.,1 r,r.s.o, Il, IN.
80, ,, ....,,.,,..,,.;;,,..
l''' 80 -
Suhii'i-s."h 10 inc P'"''' TWO
bond ls,uc, aSgrcgatrng hiiy-lvc
millions oI dollars for roads ami
II. prI1ir institution,
nj ..... ,- sr,..
''''''''" "'''''' i'. ..'N "'- '''' .
nNr million dollars i"r the cduca-
tiuuai and penal and charitable
iu---rrt;.ns lie recommended
ib, ,r,,+,n1 or t.o ar three.
small teacher ,rainiD. school, ta
h..lp .,.9ply m. need ai the stat.
for ,rhu.r teachers.
The stale ha, made orN onr
considerable, inyr,,mrn, i'm the
prhf;. Iu,iuc,, .f m, state since
ir,. t:,-;l \Na~ L,,. NIn-rnv told
the members or ihr assembly.
quJ l,ar ,a~ the present state
capiror II ha, followed q poke.
ni natrh;uu r,1,airiu.s auI addi-
rion, IN ~,iar;sn =. il, public in
,ri,utions rntl today thc ;p,,i,u-
ii.n. II ,hc state arc iraIcyrlat,
and fa- urr of date His me-
-ar, ,,7~ in fYjf p, follows.
Nc-rI,rr, oI ih, General \~-cm-
brr of krotrrk,..
O;rr,. the CIVIL \[ar the State
In. r,af,. n,,t .r,. considerable. in
,,.-t,uc,.t in the pubiic Ln. .nc>, Of
krutu--, This investment f.,
,rrr,,,.ui,.t I'm rrr nrc-rnt -tatc
r.n;t.-
II la- lrrr fine u.l-r, ,f the
,fatr f.- m.~.. rhau fir. ,r.-- -.
L,ruriai u,ri,t- o.. pr,ril,. n,t .i
current income q sufficient ,um
only in patrb and rcpair and add
aliiti.o. h,rr and there to onr
nlll;- institutions and iu the
EaI,ua,- Of Ern,rciy Int mo-
.f,.at Investment h7~ been mad.
n ,rl,.r ,ba, H.. t,,s;r,.-. ~r,rri
,sr.u. and pr,.,,..,- and fr..,f,, %.
,l,. end ,Iaf there ,norld come
Greater dividends to those who
.v.p ,b, p,,hr;,. bu,inr,.-thr mon
,.,,,,r- and children ,i <rurur-
Ky
" p result 81 ini- Isalicl If bi-
cnial ratcbirg. of addition, made
I.r, .,ui,I.r,. a,d r.,.irs nrn,i.I-
cl fnr nj yar.ou, legislative >cs-
-inu- the puhli, business Of Ken
f,-rL, ba. no, ornyu I'm u>cfuT-
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
Today's Livestock Markets

Cincinnati, Jan. l6-IIogs 25c
lower; Chicago 40c lower; cattle
25C lower; calves $l2.
Louisville. Jan. lC-Cattle L.
800: heife~S and COWS steady :
steers slow. range from e To 7c
hogs 1890; Soc and 75c lower. 81
to SIS; sheep 80; steady: So;
lambs $40.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
GOVERNOR ASKS $50,o00,OOO
FOR ROADS, $5,O00,0OO
FOR SCHOOLS OF STATE

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Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16
Ihe Weather

Cloudy probably light snow to-
night or Tuesday; no change in
temperature.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16

The legislatures OF these states
have not been afraid to trust
their people-thc legislature OF
Kentucky should not be afraid to
trust our people.
/. therefore. recommend that
YOU submit to the people OF Ken
tuckv. whose welfare is involved,
whose interests are AT stake. the
question whether or not they de
sire TO make such an Investment
in their business.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-16

From every one of the one hun
dred and twenty counties OF the
state, there comes the cry
The Washington herald., 1922-03-07
HAVANA ENTRIES

First Race-Six furlongs: Foul
weather, lo3: Sun Girl. 103; Who
Can Tell. 1o3; MORO Castle, los; Ar
ticle X, 1o7; Don Fepe, los: Rei-
ability. I07: Mollie Puff, 1os; Stone
wall, lo7; Plurality. los.
Second Race-Five and a half fur
longs: Golden Red, lis; ElmOnt. ll2:
Bacchsnalian, 1o2; winds of Chance,
Ioa; Difiidence, 1o4: Riddles. IFS;
BengaIese, lis; War Map. llt; Ava
R, Io7; Not Yet, 1o4; Ina Wood, los;
PHILIPPE Lueo. 1O7.
Third Race-Five and a half fur
longs: Mumbo Jumbo! l1o: Mayor
House. Ie2: Last One. 1o7: Black
Hackle. los; End Man. lio; Old Sin
ner. 10s.
Fourth Race-F1ve and a half fur
longs: Cuba Encanto, 112: Fincaste.
lOs; Rebuke. los; Col. Chile. 112; Lit
tie Black Sheep. 1o3; Whispering
Io3: Cherry Tree, 112.
Fifth Race-Mile and a sixteenth
Incinerator, 10T. Say When. lo7
Navajo. 100: Audrey A, 1o7: Fairly,
ll2; First Troop, lis; Smart Money
l1a; Plantarede, lis; Sir Adsum, llS
Sixth Race-Mlie. Blanca. los; Bols
zoe; Twenty-Seven, los; Tarascon'
1I3: haywood. log; Felix NJ. lol;
Dan, 10: Maysville. lol; DR.. Shafer,
III; wedgewood, lol; Haran. llo,
OsRood III
The Washington herald., 1922-03-07

Davis Cup Is the number of nations
without even an outside chance to
win, plunging into the lists with as
much keen enthusiasm as IL they
expected to storm the heights The
shadow of almost certain defeat
isn't enough to wreck their fun.
The game to these IL far more than
the goal After all there is more
clean sport than spotted sport in
this bewiidered universe, only the
former doesn't'come in for the same
proportionate allotment OF space
Amy man." says McGfaw. "who
breaks training and is hard TO
handle isn't worth bothering with
I'M baseball" The two superhuous
words here are the last two. Tenn
perament and hootch-inhaling may
have their places in existence. but
they are not worth trying to handle
II you happen to have anything else
that win kill on morning or an
afternoon.
The bail players life IS pretty
soft" remarks an exchange. How
about the brief period left after
he has come upon his 3Sth year,
just as a good. fast kid steps into
the old pay check?
Copyright. 1922. New York Tribune. IseJ
The Washington herald., 1922-03-07
PreLints Are Better
Than "Featme" Bout

The three preIiminaries to the
Turner-Dallas bout, with one eN-
ceptIon. provided some few thrills.
Leo Freeman and Young Fab
grappled around the mat for one
hour. neither man succeeding in OBJ
tanning a hold. BY popular demand
this listless match was terminated
by Referee Jimmy oliver.
Louie Zerega threw Young
Zbyszko in three minutes Zerega's
speedy work completely carried
Zbyszko of his feet from the start.
Demon Ellis and Charley Metros
provided a half-hour exhibition Of
snappy wrestling. neither man be-
ing able 20 secure q fail.
After the conclusion OF the
DslIas-Turner AFFAIR Turner agreed
to take on a grappier. Preuss by
name II took Turner fifteen min
utes to down Preuss once. This
match provided more wrestling than
the feature" bout
The Washington herald., 1922-03-07

a world Sof grace at bat in the
smoothness and symmetry of his
swing.
George Duncan heads the list as
the worlds most graceful golfer,
but Harry Vardon isn't far away.
Thirteen Year. Against Three.
It took the now ancient Sam
Thompson matter Of thirteen
years to hang up the National
League record of 127 runs.
Science is advancing.
For IL has taken "B4be" Ruth
just three years to amass 142 home
runs in his march to fame.
Venerable Sam was one OF the
noted sluggers of the past. Yet
Ruth in three years has pummelled
fifteen more circuit drives than
Thompson could pickle in thirteen
seasons.
why Is IL
That a golf ball that is headed fer
the bunker's deadly spleen
Will travel SO much faster than il
does toward the green?
It is fairly well conceded that IL
neither Greb nor Gibbons can win
by a knockout, there will be little
clamor for either to trade fusilla les
with dempsey. The idea being that
IL Greb can't knock out Gibbons in
fifteen cantos. or Gibbons can't stop
Greb in the same span, what chance
would either have TO harass the
champion? T. decisive victory from
either camp would start 4 line of
fashionable chit-chat, even IL 1t led
no further.
II Greb wins. Pittsburgh cuts an
other notch in her gun. This city
has complied it's share of the spor-
tive laurel. Since 1900 it has won
four pennants. for one thing. II
has turned out three amateur golf
champions in Byers. Fownes and
Heron. which is more than any
other city except Chicago has de-
veloped in the last twenty years
In football Pittsburgh University
ha sa remarkable ten-year record
Pittsburgh is much like Boston.
where you can find almost any dish
you care for on the menu of any
leading turn.
One OF the fine things about the
The Washington herald., 1922-03-07
Good
Morning,
Judge!
By Rudolph Perkins.

Bill Jones whaled Alphonzo
Brooks over the head with a ham
mer and got away with 1t in court.
On the other hand. Bill said, Al
phonzo smashed a couple of his
Stats. and got away with that, too.
The trouble started, IL was tes-
tihed, when Alphonzo. who calls on
Pearl Jones, Bills daughter, was
ordered out Of the house and did
not move fast enough to suit his
prospective pa-in-law.
Pearl sided with Alphonzo when
the case came up and accused her
pa Of attacking her beau without
just cause and said a lot of other
things about him.
Bill said he used the hammer
after Alphonzo had smashed in a
couple of his rii-> and had refused
to get, out OF the house. =
|. Aiphonzo said he did go out once
when ordered. but came back after
his hat and to borrow some car fare
from Pearl.
II was on his return that the
scrap started A policeman found
Alphonzo on the street with his
head, bleeding. Bill was arrested.
Case dismissed said Judge
Hsrdison. after Bill claimed to have
been protecting his home against
undesirable visitors.