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Nimbls jumped in first and Brownie
next and then the little boat sailed
to the middle OF the tub and stayed
there
I'VE can't jump from here" said
Blinkie IA he ran along the edge Of
the tub. Make the boat come back
I'VE can't" said Nimble. "Oh,
dear, what shall We do2 We can't
get out and perhaps we will never 20
home again. And he began to squeak
loudly
Mother told us not TO squeak,
said Silver Coat "She said puss
would be sure to hear crying mice.
jumped once from the top of barrel
TO the window sill guess ! can jump
from here 10 the boat and perhaps
that will make il sail back to the edge
OF the tub.
Silver Coat leaped but he tipped the
boat over when he landed and out
went the three little mice into the deep
water.
Soueak-Suueak cried loudly for help,
and Long Tail ran around the edge OF
the tub three times without stopping.
Blinkie jumped down and ran for
home. "Oh, they are all in the water,
he said running under the bed, while
poor Mrs. Twinkle-eyes, thinking all oi
her children excepting Bllnkle were
drowned, ran out of the house and
| across the attic to the tub.
A strange sight met her eyes. Patter
Toes and Squeak-Squeak were hang
ing over the side of the tub, head
down, his hind feet held by Squeak
Squeak, who, in turn, was held by his
hind feet by Long Tail, whose head
Mrs. Twinkle-eyes could Just see over
the top OF the tub.
At first she thought they were al
drowned, but she saw them move and
not stopping to ask questions, she
quickly ran up the side of the tub.
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Long Tails tail was in the water,
while his three Brothers, Nimble,
Brownie and Silver Coat we're clinging
to it and trying 70 reach the side OF
the tub.
Mrs. Twinklc-eyes did not waste
time crying. Instead she ran down
the outside Of the tub again and began
TO pull Patter Toes by his front feet.
Pretty soon she say Long Tails
head and shoulders over the top OF
the tub. Then she saw more OF him
az she pulled harder ct Patter Toes'
feet, and then over the top came the
three wet little miro that had been
~ the water
Mrs. Twinkle-eyes rolled over on the
floor. So did Long Tail when he found
his brothers were safe, while Patter
Toes and Squeak-Squeak jumped up 20
make sure their feet had not been
pulled of
The three little mice ran home az
fast as they could, too scared 10 do
anything else They met Twinkle
eyes Just coming home from the pantry
with the dinner. Everybody IL
drowned" they tod him.
Twinkle-eyes dropped his cheese and
followed the little wet tracks To the
tub where he found Mrs Twinkle-eyes
Patter Toes and Squeak-Squeak trying
to make Long Tail understand that
his tail had not bee, pulled off
Seven hungry little mice sat down
10 their dinner, but Il was Long Tail
who had the bigges> pierre Of cheese
for if II had not been for him and
| his very long tail there would have
been three little mice missing from
the Twinkle-eyes' home.
Tomorrow YOU viii read how Long
Tail found another use for his very
long tail.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-11-01
MORE RECIPES FOR
OATMEAL COOKIES

Reader Friends have been kind
enough to send in the following recipes
upon a recently published request from
"E. V. d."
B. L. Oatmeal Cookies: Three cups
Of uncooked rolled oats, two cups Oh
granulated sugar, three cups oil nour'
one cup of raisins, cup OF nut meat
Mix these ingredients together, then
add one cup of melted butter, one tea
spoon of soda dissolved i'll five tabse,
spoons Of sweet milk, and two well
beaten eggs. Take up only piece oil
the mixture the size of a walnut, part
this piece in the hands-not too flat
and put il in creased pan. DO not
have oven too hot in baking"
Mrs. i. J. J.. Oatmeal Cookies: Two
cups Of oatfakes, two cups oil hour, one
cup Of sugar, three-fourths cup OF lard
or other fat, one cup raisins, two eggs,
three-fourths of teaspoon OF soda dis
solved in four tablespoons of sweet
milk, two teaspoons of cinnamon mad
one teaspoon Of salt. Cream the tat
and sugar together, add the beaten
eggs, add the dry ingredients well
mixed together, then add one-halii cup
of sweet milk, the oatflakes and the
raisins. Drop from a teaspoon onto
buttered pans and bake 10 minutes IN
a hot oven. The batter is very stiff. y
Mrs. Z. w. C. Crisp Oatmeal Cook
les probably what f. V. D: is asking
for: One cup sugar, one-half cup but
ter, one well-beaten egg, one-fourth
teaspoon of salt, one-half teaspoon each
of ground cloves, cinnamon and nut
meg, two teaspoons of baking powder
one-half cup sweet milk, one cup rolled
oats made crisp in oven before adding
to the batter, one heaping cup of rnisin
and enough -four to make a soft dough
Chill and then roll out. Sprinkle lightly
with sugar, cut, and bake quickly in {
hot oven. Vanilla flavor two teaspoons
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LONG TAIL RESCUES
HIS BROTHERS

Story 1.
One day while the Twinkle-eyes
children were playing about the attic
they discovered that tub which had
been placed Mt one corner under the
caves was half filed with water
"Oh," said Patter Toes, nov we
can have a sail in the little boat we
found among the old toys in the corner. y
Pretty soon the seven little mice
had tugged the little wooden boat
across the floor Of the attic beside the
tub and after working very hard they
got il to the top Of the tub and pushed
Il in.
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Little Benny's
Notebook
By Lee Pape

Fred Feernot on Desert Island
Scene: a desert island.
! Fred Feernot. Well, I've ALWAYS
longed to be shiprecked on desert
island and now | have and heer | am.
Alone at last. G WIZ I'm so far away
from land | cant even see the horizon.
Good mite, whose this guy, ! wonder
Stranger. My names Smith. I'm glad
TO meet you.
Fred Feernot. That's more than ! can
say about you. ] thawt / was on a
desert island and heer you are.
Mr.. Smith. My names Smith, Smitty
for short. ] was shiprecked heer one
day last week. had as mulch rite to
be as you had. o, heers Mr.. Jones We
call him Jonesy. Meet Mr.. Jones.
Fred Feernot. Wy should l? This is
q heck of desert island. Is there eny
more heer besides you 2?
Mr.. Jones. o, about 1000, and more
gets shiprecked every day. That's wat
/ came down to the beetch for, TO see
who got shiprecked today.
Mr.. Smith. That's wat came down
for too. There's generlly about IL or
Is. II wasent hardly werth coming
down jest to look at you.
Mr.. Jones. A lot of the foxes heer
like it so mulch they wouldent leeve
even if ship came to rescue them, ony
none ever does. All ships do GROUND
heer is get rocked.
Fred Feernot. I'm going to swim
back. So long.
Mr.. Jones. G WIFE look at him swim
ming out in the ocean before his clothes
are even dry.
Fred Feernot. I'm going to swim
back. ] either wunt reel desert island |
or none at all, that's my motto. Good
by and farewell.
The end.
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My Marriage Problems
Adele Garrisons New Phase of
Revelations of a Wife
Copyright. 1921. by Newspaper Feature Service,

I'll hand this parcel over 10 you. Until
then I'll keep It safely. Good-by, dear.
God keep YOU"
you -will---nevet --know-how-
you-have--helped- me-" she Whisper
ed with her face against mine, and then
she drew back into the shelter of the ton
neau as we heard DR. Pettit's car como
back our way after turning around in
the direction we were heading.
Don't forget TO put on that mourning
outfit again." | cautioned, merely foi
the sake Of saying something common
place, and letting us down from the
emotional tension which held us both
"Tm already swsthed like mummy,
she answered, and no one could have
detected anything but whimsy in her
voice.
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going husband to tic 10, and frivolous
one To flirt with. i,
'fBut when IL comes TO matters OF
sentiment women know 30 much better
how to camouHagc their feelings than
men do. They pretend so well that they
are satisfied with liz that we actually
believe them"
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Tho story thus far.

nc stOry tuuS thE.
Inspector Stanley Hopkins goes to
Sherlock Holmes for help on his first
big case. Captain Peter Rarey, fifty
years old, almost daring ana successful
seal and whale fisher, has retired and
settled down on small place called
Woodman's Lee. He lives with his wife,
his daughter, and two women servants.
He is gloomy sort of man, fiend when
he is drunk. He WAS known on shipboard
~ Black Peter.
He sleeps in hut near his house,
stonemason passing the place few
nights before had seen shadow on the
window which was not Peters. Several
DAYS later Peter was found killed, pinned
to the floor of the hut by harpoon which
had been torn down from rack on the
wall. There was an untouched de-
cantcr of brandy and whisky on the
chest, and q bottle of whisky with
two soiled glasses, also half-full
sealskin tobacco pouch with the let
tiers p. c. on it. Carey seldom smoked.
There was likewise notebook contain
ing many letters and figures, among
them G. P. r., which Holmes pointed
out obviously meant Canadian Pacific
Railway, and J. II. n.
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Use Every Evening want ads con-
,lstently ADV.
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The Sandman Story
BY Abby Phillips Walker

Copyright 1922 by the Wheeler Syndicate. Inc n. Y
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The Adventure
of Black Peter
+ Part Three
By sIR ARTHUI CONAN D0YLB

The Syndicate
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Tomorrow-The Adventure Of
Black Peter, continued.
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Small PHI Small Desc -6mall Price
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03

entrance Of the CASTLE. and this yil! he
the professional road for the wedding
Cortcge from the lodge 'or ''barracks'
where the civil ceremony will be per.
formed.
The religious ceremony hns been
enlarged by the removal Of the partition
wills Of two adjoining rooms to ac-
commodnte the fifty or sixty guests
expected TO attend.
DR.. vogel. Of Potsdam. former court
chaplin. will pronounce the nuptial
benediction. An altar and lectern have.
been moved int othe hall from the
family chapel. long unused. which
stands n little distance from the house.
Plants and flowers from the ex Kaiser 3
hothouses have been placed In the festol
hall, making a pleasing contrast ngninst
tho floors aud walls Of white italian
marble.
The ma jority Of the German guests
not belonging 10 williams Immediate
family circle are not expected to arrive
until Saturday und will leave on Sum
day, the former Grown Prince alone
staying until Wednesday. Among those
expected today is Williams sister, for.
mcr Queen Sophie Of Greece.
The wedding breakfast will bc pre-.
pared by u staff Of German cooks. and
viii I've served nt QUO long table deco =
rated with mnindcnhair ferns and red
roses. Tho bridal bouquet. from the
castle hothouses. will 10 Of mauvc
orchids and white carnations.
williams favoritc shade Of mauvc is
also carried out in the bridal costume.
while he himself will wear the scarlet
uniform of a guards regiment.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03
.N.KA|SER TO WE'D
/. IN MILITARY GARB
w,u Wear Scarlet Uniform.
Army Of Guards Turns
ID, Back Curious
ru A.sncinfef; Etfsa

,,corn. IIclIsnd. Nov. ".--William
g.honzcllcrn. who still enjoys by lora'
.."r,csv tho title Of kaiser. has sue
..n,ed in intrcnching himself against
,..u,si,ivc irtrudrrs. curious as to the
...n,r,tions I for his wedding next Sun
I.r E :, Princess Hcrminc Of Reuss.
% ~,nh ingenuity and thoroughness hc
Ml'n ncontriyrd to conceal tho retreat
ht liz little court" from public ga2c.
Of @rhs M cx.kaiser is said TO have spent
rnous u sums IN renovnting Doom
M"us". Only the top stories are visible
i'oun .ou the road. the lower part OF the
nT tn.,;,'I,n. hilicn by n bank Of ever.
.ns nu,","e The grounds are surrounde'!
lre'm'' tall mcshcd :cncc surmounIc'l
o,,h og "borbcd wire. william hnS u num-
~. s" ot t,ustv bodyguards. Riai1 Frns-
!;ar oar " discipline is maintained n,ncr;:
.hn 10" forty odd servitors. who arc ruled
.;,b ~, " a rod Of iron by Count yon Moltk'.
y. ' marshal Of the court.
'nt An army Of rctainers and Dutch
.,soi G eendar rme guards occupying tho
i.." .,ha racks" at the approach TO Door'l
,o"se and turn back every one not
"n.orided with n permit.
pThroueh the heavy studded snte .
.,ndne drive leads TO tho mnin
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03

from the ynrd In the rear other home
yesterday afternoon.
'Jacko." ms she had named the pct. 1.
wns chained 10 tree and disappeared In
sOme mysterious manner, chair, ami alf.
"lacko" had long been a companion OF
Mildred. IL wns originally tho gift of
n friend.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03

Associa tion took place last n,sht In
Mercantile Hall, Broad street above
Master. The affair was preceded by Il
dinner. nt which were 900 employees IF
tho Frank 4 Seder store.
At tho entertainment. which con.
sisted Of n vaudeville program and
dance. more thnn 1000 persons were
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03
PET MONKEY MISSING
fearful Camden Girl Asks Police
70 Look for Animal

sixteen year. .old Mildred woolson.
NJ 43S Benson street. Camden. has ap.
pcaled to the Camden police to help her
sini pct monkey. which was stolen
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03
FRANK ( seDeR FOLK DANCE
1000 Persons Enjoy Entertainment
In Mercantile Hail

The fourth annual entertainment and
dance Of the Frank 4 Sedcr beneficial
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03

chiIdren's Osnks stolen
Samuel Rubin. who conducts a cloth.
ing store mt his home. ?1O1 South Ninth
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-03

present, including guests OF the en-.
ploycs. Miss NJ. A. Hoy was IN charge
Of arrangements. q
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-02-10
Business AND Professional Directory
CRITICISM DIRECTED AT
CLAssJFlC ALTON LAW

During the recent annual meeting CT
severe criticism was directed at the
classification law passed by the Six
tsenth Legislative assembly.
Several, Of the county assessors
placed upon this law the blame Tor
much Of the injustices OF the presen.
taxation system.
"Wipe off the classification law"
demanded Assessor Anderson CT Still
water county. "When you show the
taxpayers the inequality Of taxation
they are going to help you get at the
property of these men with hidden
wealth.
The latter statement was made in
connection with the "hcnor" system Of
assessment which was under discus.
sion at the time at which several sug-
gestions for relief in tax matters wc,e
made.
Assessor christensen Of Blaine Co.
supported the honor system of as
stssments and brought out the value
# the publication of statements show
ing what each taxpayer was assessed
and for what the assessment was
made. Through the "honor" system ir
which the assessment blanks are sent
cut to the property owners instead of
having deputy assessors call upon them
he said he had reduced his salary ex-
pense over $4,000 to $4,000.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-02-10
POWDER RIVER COUNTY
PAID $13,35O.OO STATE TAAES

The total amount of taxes received
for 1921 by the state from the various
counties was s2.0SO,24205, according to
State Treasurer Walker. The amount
received in 1920 was s1,924.14S.O2. In
1920, however. the general levy was
only two and one-half mills. The last
legislature made the general levy for
1921 three and one-half mills.
Cascade county pays the argest
state tax. $15S.15S, with silver Bow
second, $151.790. and Yellowstone third
with sl11.237.
The amounts paid by counties in
eastern Montana are: Big Horn, 800
e59.03; Carter. $10.677.99; Cascade
(sl5S.1S5.3S; Custer. $43,1S6.SS; Dawson
$2S.s16.0l: Fallon. sl4.2sA.Ss; Fergus
$a5.7SS.52: Gallatin, $75,n91.07; Ga-
field. $1S,s61.6a: Golden Valley. SO,
663.23: Judith Basin, $44.s0S55: Lewis
and Clark. s2,2SS.s5: McCcne. SIC
1880; Musselshell. $S6.747.S5: Powdc
River. $13.356.oe: Rosebud. $36.lss.se
saltwater. $33.457.9s: Treasure. So.
637.Ss: wheatland, $50, 96s.S3: Wibaus
1i.723.eS: Yellowstone, $ll1.237iS.
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NOTICE


Notice is hereby given that all war
rants drawn on the Road Fund OF
Powder River County, which were
presented for payment prior to Aug
ust 14th. 1921. are payable.
Notice is hereby given that all wal
rants drawn on the Bridge Fund CT
Powder River County. which were
presented for payment prior TO Janu-
AIRY goth. 1922, are payable.
Notice is hereby given that all war.
rants drawn on the General Fund Of
School District No. 81 Of Powder River
County, which We're presented for pay
ment prior to January 18th, 1922. are
payable.
| Notice is hereby given that all war
| rants drawn on the General Fund oi
School District No. 50 or Powder Rive,
County. which were presented for pay
ment prior to January 21st, 1922. arr
payable.
! J. r. WILSON.
FlO-M3 County Treasurer.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-02-10
THIS PARTICULAR EDITOR
TRIED TO TELL. THE TRl TIL

a Kansas editor announced that he
would try for one week to tell the
truth and he is still in the hospital.
He didn't get by the first day. The
following item appeared in Mondays
issue and now the boys are getting
out the paper This is what he saii:
Married, Miss Sylvia Rhode to Mr..
ITames Canadian last Sunday evening
at the Baptist church. The bride was
ar ordinary town girl who didn't know
any more than rabbit about cook
inG and never helped her mother three
days in her life. She is not beautiful
by any means and has gait like 4
duck, The groom is an up-to-date
lcafer, living off the cid folks all mis-
life and don't amount to shucks ard
they're going to have Il hard life VIII IL
they live together"
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-02-10
ROUGH HOUSE At
the KELLY SCHOOL

EPS1E, Feb. 8.-Trom the looks Ct
the Kelly school house Monday morn
ing one might imagine q cyclone had
passed through it Saturday night. due
to the occupation Ct the bu'lding by
seven young rowdics who neither had
respect for themselves nor for public
property. Young people old enough t.
attend dances are old enough to be-
have themselves when they arrive ut
the place where the dance is supposed
to be held.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Brock are the
proud parents of a big eight-pound
boy who arrived in the ''wee sma'
hours of the morning." January gath.
Hugh Wise has been getting in his
summer supply of ice.
Mr.. De Young was a visitor at the
Kelly school.
william Isaacs visited Owen prock
Nc nday night
James Burley. Don Brock and Walter
Mitchell were callers at Kelly's on
Sunday.
Mr.. Isaacs narrowly escaped dea tn
when he fell into a twenty-foot well
on his homeward trip from visiting
his family. He saved hts own life by
knife. He sustained several painful
bruises.
A. F.. Kelly and Owen Brock are
hauling coal tbs week.
Henry Borden returned from Cas-
cade the first OF the week.
| Archie Kelly was visitor at the
Kelly school a few days ago.
! The Isaac children We're abs mt
| from school Wednesday on account of
the Geld weather.
Henry Mitchell was a visitor in
Miles City this week.
Mr.. Drees was a business caller in
Epste Tuesday.
Joe Cheffler was q caller at Koliy's
Sunsay.
Bertha Wolgemuht was absent from
school Tuesday and "Wednesday on &C.
count Of illness.
Pie social at the Kelly school house
| February "a, for benefit CT the school
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DNlRY1NG PAYS THE BILLS.

lust a few days ago a young farmer
living north and west of Johnstown,
Cclo droppe' into his home bank with
a milk check Of $500 and announced
that he wanted TO pay his note. That's
good" said the banker. "but don't Won
want to keep part of it to pay the
merchants here in town."
"why. I don't owe 'em any bills
replied the farmer. TIN dairying."
The cream check---prcduc of tho
dairy cows--is synonymous with farm
insurance in Weld county. says writ
or in the Weld County News published
at Greeley. 1t insures the farmer
against adversities of climate and
market--when all other crops fail. the
farmer with dairy cows from a few
| t. a large herd. finishes the season
with money in the bank. "Some people
| laugh at us because we have to do
chores and that sort of thing" re-
r.arked a young Weld county farmer
eairyman. 'but the cows pay the bills
and leave us something at the end of
the year We can't get along without
| them"
| That seems tc be the sentiment
among the farmers who are dairyinS
| IN southern Weld county. The dairy
! COW is paying the bills month after
month and paying profit besides. ana
| she doesn't interfere with ordinary
! farm operations either. In fact the
dairy herd furnishes the Indispensable
fertilizer which keeps the soil alive and
productive year after year. From trH
standpoint of paying expenses and n
profit the value of the dairy COW can
not well be overestimated. Those pros
porous and progressive farm areas
around Fort Luptcn. JOhnstown. Platte
vile. Miliken and around Mead y
southwestern Weld county, owe thc'i
very existence to the cream check.
In Johnstown. for instance. litti:
town Of PA people as reported by tn
last census, the monthly cream Chez
averages $4,000. in addition to -a'
' payroll at the plant itself. where q
people earn each month a total of n ,
less than $4,000. That means that thu
; farmer with dairy cows pays cash TO
his supplies during the year. instea'
. Of leaving his accounts for scttlemen
a. the end Of the harvest season Whe
he may have less money than he need
tt meet his OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES st oc'S
q men.
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DON'T WATT ron THINGS TO STARE

Henry Ford: Better che hundred lit
tie fellows all pushing ahead to make
things go. than one big fellow waiting
for thins to start. There never can be
too many real business men in BUSH
ness or too many real manufacturers
in manufacturin. No man has Il right
in business who, can not make from
top to bottom. the article his business
is to be based upon. He should know
every part and the reason for every
shaving of waste. Nothing can be
made except by makers, nothing ear
be managed except by managers
Money cannot make anything and
ncney cannot manage anything Tina!
! is why the trust method failed: il
sough, to substitute moey for manage
ment at one end of the scale, ant
money for manufacturing at the othel
end. money failed. How foolish to re-
| peat the failure. Let them all ge
into business and help push business
along.
The Powder River County examiner and the Broadus independent. [volume] (Broadus, Mont.) 1919-1935, 1922-02-10
THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

Tt was a dark night On the ocean,
Not street car in sight.
The sun was shining brightly.
And it rained all day that night.
IT was summer time nthe winter,
The rain was showing fast.
A barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
1t was evening and the rising sun
Was sitting in the west.
And the little fishes in the trees
Were huddled in their nest.
The rain was pouring down.
The moon was shining bright.
And everything you could see
Was hidden out of sight.
While the organ pealed potatoes.
Lard was rendered by the choir,
While the sexton wrung the dish-ra 9
Some one set the church on fire.
-ExchanSe.