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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

OF COURSE, the fellow who tells a girl
he isn't worthy of her doesn't expect here to
take him at his word.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

WHEN Mr.. BRYAN saw pictures of mon
keys in Wells history he quit reading it. That's
one way to keep your opinions.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
JAMES CLEMENTS
TOR COUNTY SURVEYOR

10 the Editor: ,
wisa 10 announce that I viii ha
= csndloate, 70 succeed myseif fo,
the once OF County Surveyor on tba
itepublican Ticket, subject Ia tha
Primaries Msy ma RAY SEEI,y
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
To The Editor:

To The Editor:
Please announce 70 voters Of Lalse
County that l will be a candidate for
the Office of Trustee, Calumet Town
ship, on the Republican Ticket, sub
Ject TO the Primaries, May End 1922.
3:24 PETER JANSEN.
To The Editor:
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

Richard Winklsr of Hammond
has purchased a forty horse
power Case automobile.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

Announce
FOR JUDGE

To the Qualified Voters OF Lake
County:
l desire to announce to the quail
ned voters of Lake County that
VIII be a candidate on the Republi-
can car Ticket to succeed myself for
perfor Court Room No. /. at the
Primary Election to be held on the
End day of May. A. D. 1922.
VIRGIL s. REITER.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
FOR TOWNSHIP AssEssop

SAAC A@Q1lOI.
tease announce to the Voters a,
lake county that am a candida
Tor I heoffice of Assessor for No@ts
township on the Republican TicLet
subject to Primaries May 2nd V
BERT L. ESCHER
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
FOR CLERK.

To the Editor:
Please announce to the voters OF
Lake County that I will be q candi-
date for the office OF Clerk of the
Lake Circuit Court on the Republic
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
To ehe oualified voters ot Lake

County:
desire to announce to the quail
fed voters of Lake County that
viii be a. candidate on the Republi-
can Ticket, to succeed myself. for
the office of Judge of the Lake Su-
psrior Court, Room No. 2, at the
Primary Election to be held on the
End day of May. 1892.
MAURICE x. critics
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
To The Editor:

To The Editor:
Please announce to the voters OF
Lake County that l am a candidate
for reelection of Justice of the Fence
for North Township, on the Republf-
can ticket, subject to the primaries,
S:2I GEO. E. IRELAND
5g6I pug 6BTy
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
To TIL Editor:

I desire TO announce to ths vo,sra
of Lake County that I will bs N
candidate for the nomination on ,hs
Republican ticket for the ofYica ~
County Surveyor at the primaries
May End. 1922. VS.
c. KELLER WALLACE
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

BooTLEGGERS OFFICIALS deny they
have withdrawn their opposition to high tariff
on beverage imports.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
o The Editor


wish to announces to the vo,..
of North Township, that am o ss,,s
didate for denomination for ,ha
offtee CT Assessor of North To,s,n.
snip, subject 10 the Republican pri-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

CAPTAIN AMUNDSEN will leave for the
North Pole on June /. The date of arrival has
not yet been decided upon.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05
DINNERSTORIES

Jimmy, somewhat of braggart,
was telling his father and mother
of his experiences while out camp
ing.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-04-05

"And all at once I stepped right
on big rattlesnake," he began.
How did you know it was a rat
tlesnake, Jinimy?" asked his father
specifically.
IL could hear its teeth chatterin'
the minute it saw me-"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
IT SICK today!
TAKE NO CALOMEL
"DodSOnS Liver Tone" S%taightenS You Up Better Than
SaINatng, Dangerous CaIomeI and Doesn't Upset
YQ-DOnt Lose Days WOk-Read Guarantee

I discovered a vegetable compound
That docs the work of dangerous, sick
enlng caIumcI ana [ want every reader
of this paper to buy a bottle for a few
cents ana If # doesn't straighten You
up better and quicker than sallyating
calomcl just go back to the store and
get your money back.
! guarantee that one spoonful Of
QousoU's Liver Tone will put your
3iuggish liver to work ana clean your
thirty feet Of bowels Of the sour bile
srd Constipation poison which is clog
g1ng your system and making you feel
miserable.
I guarantee that one spoonful Of this
3arm'css liquid liver medicine VIII re-
beye the headache, bilieusHeSe, coated
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
A Little Girl Responded.

indoor tableaux for their hosts before
they went.
So he called first for Madame Mel
ba, and a little girl responded with
all the aplomb Of a prima donna,
Then Signor Caruso assumed a kingly
attitude and looked upon the assembly
with rs much as he could assume OF
dignity. He was followed by Sir Har.
ry Lauder, who added to his posture 0
verse Of ITS Nice to Get Up in the
Morning" This seemed to suggest
the idea of going to bed first, and
there was whispering about return.
ing home, but n Of the guests said
they must have a song from San.
ia Claus before they went. This
rather alarmed Junior at first, but he
rose to 4 with q line or two from "Old
King Cole Was a Merry Old Soul"
which satisfied the demand. Then
they all Joined hands in a ring and
sang the Christmas carol, away in a
Manger," and so ended the Wilson
party.
AS the happy shouts fingered on
the Christmas wind the Wilson family
presented a tableau themselves. Nj.
Wilson stood by the window, looking
after the departing children. Junior
seemed arrested in the act of giving
away the joy of the Christmas tree,
while his mother paused by the table
that cleaned with silver, seeming to
feel again a forgotten gladness. The
party left such an imprint upon the
Wilson's hearts that they have never
since tried to have a Christmas to
themselves.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

tongue, ague. malaria, sour stomach
or any other distress caused by a tor
pid liver rs quickly as a dose OF vile,
nouSeating calomel, besides it will not
make you sick or keep you from a
days work.
CaIomcl IS polson-lt's mercury-it
attacks the bones, often causing
rheumatism. Culomel Is dangerous. 1t
sickcns-while my Dodson's Liver
Tone IS safe, pleasant and harmless.
Eat anything afterwards, because it
cannot salivate. Give It to the children
because it doesn't upset the stomach
or shock the liver. Take a spoonful
tonight and wake up feeling fine and
ready for a full days work.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

q large, as well as q motley one. The
selection of the presents had given
Junior a sudden and new interest and
pleasure at the big store, for the
choosing Of gifts for others was a
novelty to him, and anticipation Of
their happy surprises had filled his
mind with gladness. It was with a
real welcome and Il hearty handshake
that he greeted his guests.
At first the company was rather
overwhelmed by the splendors Of the
Wilson house. It's rich furnishings
and dazzling lights made such COn-
trasts that the boys and girls felt out
Of place and conspicuous. But after
the unwinding Of the cobweb, the
strands of which led each one to a
hidden gift, and when the games had
made them forgetful of themselves,
the joy Of it all got into their feet and
made them dance, the delight of it
all made them sing, and they gathered
ABOUT the big Christmas tree that
beamed and tWinkled in a corner of
the parlor with an eager expectancy
that made Junior a very happy Santa
Claus, as he distributed his favors.
Then, when the table had been cleared
Of its dainty refreshments, the leader
said that they wanted to give some
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
MOTHER! Move ChidS Bowels with this Harmless
Laxative Chidren Love Its Taste

II your child IL conStipated, full of
sold. las collie, or II the stomach is
sour, breath bad, tongue coated, Il tea
spoonful Of california Fig Syrup"
will never fail to open the bowels. In
q few hours you can see for your
self how thoroughly It works the con.
s;tlpation poison, sour bile and waste
Fight out and you have a well, playful
child again.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

MillionG of mothers keep California
Fig syrup handy. They know a tea.
spoonful today may save n sick child
tomorrow. II never cramps or over
acts, Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup" which has d.
reetions for babies and children OF all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say california" or you may get
m imitation fig syrup,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

and their enjoyment of their small
portion of fortunes favorS was great,
er than all the fun that John Wilson
and his son together could get out
Of life.
The entertainment did bring one
new thing into the rich monotony of
the Wilson household, however-that
of giving a Christmas party to some
who would appreciate it and of thus
obtaining a new experience for them
selves.
The tableau performers we're the
first to receive invitations, and they
were authorized to each invite five Of
their friends, so that the company
that gathered at the Wilson party was
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

that when he had become
a man and had made his fortune
he would buy out the baker and
have all the pie he wanted; but
now, with all his money and all
his manhood he had lost his taste for
pie and could pass the bakers shop
without noticing the tempting display.
Mr.. Wilson had forgotten that.
It was plain that he had forgotten
it, for he had taken John Junior down
to the great store on Pearl street and
had told him that he could have for
his Christmas celebration anything or
everything that he saw there, and,
when his son had looked things over
rather carelessly without wanting any
thing, he had been surprised. The fact
was, however, that Junior, like his
father, had already had too much to
desire anything further. Junior had
never known what it Is to be hungry
without supply. He had never even
had to cry for things. He had lived
under an outpOuring COrnucopia from
his first gold spoon all the way on,
without the joy of making a cart out
of two wheels, an axle and a board,
or a henhouse with the remains of a
variety Of old packing boxes. SO that
it was very difficult, indeed, to devise
a new sensation for young Wilson or
kindle a new desire.
With the %posturing group of enter
tainers performing on the snow-cov-
cred lawn before the house, however,
it was different. They struck attl-
tudeS, formed figures, chased each
other about, and gave their whole pro-
gram of tableau with an eye on the
following collection and under the in
spiration of the hope that it would be
a large one, They'd never outgrown a
wish or known the full satisfaction of
one, their appetiteS were always keen,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
GIVE PHOTOGRAPHS

nON'T mind what your look
- ing-glass tells youl She is
prejudiced In your favor and
she'll cherish your Photograph
and tell you it doesn't really
quite do you justice. So have
it taken and give it to her for
Christmas. The camera has
stood many a shock and will
doubtless stand many more to
come.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
To the Point

"Sir, do you see anything ridiculous
in my wisT'
Eyes, your head"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
Piles Can Be Cured

Olching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding)
Many sufferers have been made very happy
over the results obtained from the use of
PAZO OlNTMENT-6Oc at any Drug Store.
FoIow the Directions Carefully.)
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15

WILSON'S boy could
have whatever he wanted,
but his father had forgot
ten something. When Mr..
Wilson was a boy himself
he had often fingered by
the bakers wondow on his
way to school and resolved
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
Elephant Brand.

HE speaks Of my alabaster brow.
I don't understand him." "He means
your ivory dome, girlie."-Judge.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1922-12-15
knowledge.

Applied NhoWTeuge.
May-This medicine surely makes
your eyes smart.
Ray-Oh, put come on my headl .
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22
East Concord

The L. A. S. will serve a supper
at the church dining room Satur-
dav evening.
Mrs. James Warren visited Mr..
Walren's sister, Mrs. Charles Will
loughby in Lyndonville, last week.
The whist party met at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. John Fo-
som Wednesday evening. About
35 were Nresent. Mrs. Cora Finn
and Lemuel Fisher won the first
prizes, Francena KING and Harry
Perkins, the consolatio "rizes.. Re-
freshments of sandwiches, 'cake
and coffee We're served, Harold
Warren entertains Friday night
Of this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willie Savers were
in Concord Monday on business.
Harry Mcdonald was a business
visitor in Whitefield Saturday,
Mr.. and Mrs, Alphonse Hartman
of Dalton visited their sister,
Mrs. d. NJ. Smith, few days last
week.
Miss Grace Pearl and Miss
Theda Sheldon visited at their
home in Sheffield Friday and Sat
urday.
Mrs. Clayton Bailey has been
numbered among the sick the
past week.
J. c. Warren and Mrs. Cora
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22
Lower Waterford

At the town contest in spelling
and speaking which was held Feb.
10th the winner in the first see
ton in spelling was Louise Rem
ick of the Green school with Do
ris |. Rash, Amanda M. Dussault,
and John A. Dussault next in or
der. In che second section, Viii
mer G. Blodgett of the Lower
Waterford school was the winner
with Sam J. Mckee Of West Wat
erford school, second, and Elsie
NJ. Wright, Edward H. Goyet,
Margaret l.. Chandler and Chris
tina |. Bcsaw next in order. In
the LIST section the speakers were
John A. Dussault, grade two,
Suppose" Vida Carpenter,
grade 8, "The Elocutionist;'
Emily Choquette, grade 3, "The
Dishes; Louise W. Remick,
grade 4, "The leak in the Dixie
Doris Rash, grade a, "The Prac-
teal Farmer Looks Well to His
business" The prize was award
ed to Louise Remick, 2nd, Doris
Rash with honorable mention to
John A. Dussault. In the second
section the speakers were Doris
|. Smith, grade 5, entertaining
Sisters Beau; Lois G. Bonnet,
grade 8, "Coultship on the
Square,; Eulalie J. Powers, grade
), Runaway Princess; Eugenia
S. Powers, grade 5, "The Squeaky
Chair; Rupert Carpenter, grade
s: "Growing Up1; ,,,n Margaret l.
Bookshelf; Ruth A. Mckee,
grade 8, "The Little Black-eyed
Rebel; Wendell G. Hovey,
grade 8, "Grandpa's Apple Tree"
Fred Gregoire, grade 7, "We're
Growing up for YOU; Paul W.
Remick, grade 6, "a Bad Mix;
Jennie G. Blair, grade 5, Great
Great Grandmother's Doll"; Ed
ward H. Goyet, grade 6, "Scep-
ties" Christina |. Besaw, grade
7. Geography on Wings The
prize was awarded to Jennie G.
Blair, End, Edward II. Goyet,
with honorable mention to Euge-
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

Finn were business visitors in
Whitefeld, one day last week.
Mrs. Estella Meserve was in
st. Johnsbury one day last week.
Ralph Briggs finished work at
the Bag mill at Gilman Monday
-Four youn men. from Lunen-
burg gave talk at the services
Sunday in regard to the older
boys conference at Barre which
they recently attended. All pres
ont reported it very interesting.
We ought to have some young
men who will attend next year.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Hartshorn
returned Saturday from 10 days
visit at their son, Leslie's in New
port.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Hall
took their little daughter to a
st. Johnsbul'y hospital last week
and she is so far recovered from
her recent illness that they re
turned home with her Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Wood
bury of Orleans visited their son,
Howard Woodbury. and daughter,
Mrs. Herbert Rollins over the
week end.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

The CaledonianRecord assumes
no financial responsibility for ty-
biographical errors in advertise
ments but will reprint that part Of
an advertisement in which the ty-
biographical error occurs. Adver-
tisers will please notify the mar
agement Immediately of any err
-ors which may occur.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

AS members of the Associated
Press that organization is entlCled
exclusively to the use for repub-
LEGATION of all news dispatches
credited to it or not otherwise
credited in this paper and all the
local news published herein. 441
rights of republication OF special
dispatches herein are also res ~
ed.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22
SUNNY SQUIBLETS

Millions of pleasure cars are be-
ing turned out, but the worbin%
wagon business seems to be quiet.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

The julius matthew's SPECIAL
Agency Offices: Boston, l Bea
con Street.
Detroit, 242 Lafayette BouIe-
ward West.
New York, III Madison Avenue.
Chicago, 1411 Hartford Build
ing.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

MIA S Powers.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. W. Bonett
were recent visitors at Micah
Bakers in Concord.
Mrs. Leo Williams is visiting
her father in Dixvlle, Que.
Mrs. Carl Fuller is in Littleton
hospital recovering from an oper
ton which was performed two
weeks ago.
Mrs. A. E. Fuller of South
Londonderry is keeping house for
her son, C. L. Fuller and caring
fol the children.
+. J. Stoddard of Littleton
spent Saturday with his brother,
G. A. Stoddard
C. E. Carpenter of Littleton
was in town Saturday.
A pleasant evening was enjoy
ed by all who attended the mems
social. Refreshments of sandwich
es, doughnuts, and coffee were
served. A short program of reel
tation sand music was given and
various stunts were tried.
Nh and Mrs. L. C. Hemingway
spent Sunday at C. l.. Heming
ways in St. Johnsbuly.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

WEDNESDAY, FEB. %, 1922
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

Me and pop was in the setting
room after suppir, me thinking
about doing my homework and
pop smoking and reeding the
sporting page, and the door bell
rang and ran down to open it
to take my mind off my lesslnS,
and it was some man with a
brown derby aat, saying, Id like
to apeek to Mr. Potts.
II e's up in the setting room,
| sed, and he sed, Well, if it's
good cnuff up there for him its
GOOD enuf' for me. And he came
IN in the setting room and looked
at pop, saying, Mr.. Potts?
The same, sed pop, and the
man sed, Mr. Lewis sent me over
to see you, and pop sed, O, MI.
Lewis yes yes, and the man sed,
Mr.. Lewis thaWt you mite be
intristed in a case or 2 of the reel
stuff at a very reasonable figure,
you mite even say dert cheap, Of
corse you cant depend on most
Of the stuff that's floating Ground
nowadays at iXorbitant prices but
can assure you ony handle the
reel genuine bonny fidey article
and you can take my werd for it.
Certeny, | wouldent think of
doubling your werd, you've got to
take peoples Werd for that sort
OF thing Jest now or you'd never
get cnything, i realize that per
IL, of
and maybe we can taWk biznlss If
you're sure its genuine Wiskey,
sed pop,
Wich jest then ma came in,
saying, Wiskey, wy Willyum, |
hope and prey you're not think
ing of taking q chance on eny
strange wiskey with all this wood
alcohall in the papers, and pop
scd, Certeny not, that's wat | was
jest about to say, how am | to
knoW wat the stuff is made of, a
wiskey label is ony nicer scrap
OF paper nowadays, I'm sorry, but
L don't think there's enything
doing, and ma sed, | should say
not. And she went out agen, and
INC man Scu, llo a Sldiiu lIIOiC
proposition, perhaps you'd like to
taWk it over at your office some
time, and pop sed, No, absilootly
no, I've made up my mind, you
can take one of my bizniss cards
bat its absilooJly no use.
| understand, sed the man. And
he took pops card and put it in
his pockit and put on his brown
derby hat and went, and | sed,
Well G, pop, sippose he comes
down to that office?
| never thawt Of that sed pop.
Wich maybe he dident.
The sale Of overalls is said to
be increasing, but many of them
do not show amy signs of perspira-
ton.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

The sale Of overalls is said to
be increasing, but many of them
do not show amy signs Of perspira-
ton.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our sincere
thanks to neighbors and friends
who showed their kindness to US in
so many ways during the sickness
and after the death of our husband
and father.
Mrs. M. A. Dennis
Mrs. Ida BiXby
st Johnsbury Vt.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22
Waterford

Plan to attend the Maple
Sugar and Syrup Makers meet
ING next Tuesday. Feb. %. in the
Town Hall, st. Johnsbuly at /
p. NJ. Advertisement
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

People who step on the gas
should be pleased when later they
wake up out of the ether and hear
the nurse say they are out of dan
ger.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-02-22

Entered as second-class matter
May /, 1916, at the post office 1T
st. Johnsbury, Vermont, under the
cat of Marclt 9, 1879.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-20
livestock
AT CHICAGO.

Chicago, Aug. 19.-Cattle, receipts
. 900: compared with week ago, beef
steers and yearlings mostly % TO bOc
good grades advancing most;
extreme top matured steers S1O.95; best
y~earlings / o.85; beef cows and heifers
uneven: largely Csc UP; spots and bet
ter grades light heifers SOC and more
Gamers and cutters steady to
strong: bulls about 15c to 25c higher;
veal calves u%nevenely to 15c higher;
higher: weeks bulk prices beef steers
S9G10.50; stockers and feeders S6Qo.io;
beef cows and heifers $5.15Q5.76; can
ners and cutters $3.26Q3.S5; veal calves
$11.25Q12.25. ,.
Hogs, receipts 5000; market fairly
active on better grades around STEADY;
others slow to unevenly lower; top
1896; bulk 40 to 200 pound weight
So. Asa $50; 30 to $50 pound butchers
mostly s9.10G9.S5; packing sows mostly
$7@7.60; many plain heavy butchers
and packing sows held without bid;
pigs mostly SS.5O69; holdover fairly
liberal; heavy $SG9.20; medium $500
$3.50: light $9.10Q9.6b; light light S9.1o
61s9.6 so; packing sows smooth $I.25g
$3.50; packing sows, rough $6.75Q7.S5;
killing pigs $S.50G9.25.
sheep. receipts 1900; strong native
lambs mostly $12.50Q12.76; top Sl2.75;
none strictly choice; culls mostly -;
with week ago killing lambs
CSC to soc higher; natives mostly Soc
up: matured wethers weak; yves year
lings. feeding and breeding stock
strong to 25c higher.