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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
Governor in FiStiC Encounter
Pre- -Toisfcdd Booze
Grabbed BY Drys

New NofA Narsh r,so sse~s
fuH 81 hotslsc whisky o. hfsna
rsruiar ln pre Nolsseso days ~sre
- aeo tousy ~ wssss hester srsss
81 iffth street ara the seven naea
somposlno tee crews pisced enesf
arrest Inspector George c liehr .
declared hss belief that ire ilauof
rad hsee snVaolta % s'earsh d.
from Cuba Three patrol wagons.
working in rciayt. Transported the
several thousard hoits2 Ia huffa9
tags 70 The wcst1hestcr police sta.
ton. An unusgal number 81 lohts
go the seass a. an early hour a.
ouscd svepis lor ana ltd 20 the ser
urc.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
Jazz Dances Are Monkey Folks Prancng to Devils Orchestra

Freud INTO English aud who IS claim
"a uafionai authority on p-yeho.
analysis. said that animals and birds
danced
The new dances represent sub.
stiuie for the normal qualification
# the sex instinct IN the form Of
pleasure motion b. continued
Viewed in this light, the modern
dances must BE- considered bcntficial
10 onr presei, social system People
uon'i sii II home and read the Bible
al the time. he added. with twink.
ling ewes There must be some out
let. some diversion for the populace
There j. 20 doubt that the closer
contact IN the modern dances offers
an opportunity to those individuals
who look for sex everywhere. But
this might happen and has undoubtedly
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
KANSAS OIL OnIllEn
SAYS OIL UNDER CITY
Best Structure | Ever Baw,
Says ] w Wnanta. Refer.
ring To Our TownAite
May Drill Here

: w N,unla afllllne operator A.
me Kansas ne'd q "a the ritY and
may enter into a contract Tor h'f
company 20 drn . teai we'll near
Guthrie ma companY hss been drlll
Ing ia ths colony field of Kansas ani
have a number of strings ot tools ldle
az present
newer aaw hegles Indications " uil
than have s'lmlacd within q very
leU m.les of Ouihre ln fact tbefe i
two well defined structures f'sht "
mo eip really heiiere ibe best
n.ld ia ihe state has been ooseied
a with dwelling houses and 'na'
Guthrie aita over lake of crude hf
aaid
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

New York. March 3-Is tfe Ameri-
ea8 dance craze mentally dangerous
Tins question was debated IN ps,.
GEOLOGICAL and ifrpiscorean circles
to-day when dispatches from Pari,
stated that influential journals and
famous aeademicians had indicted
Jazz ss hypocritiesi form 81 oh
tanning illicit pleasure
The modern dances are a. sg0ih-
iug - the p0puiar- a. rocking j. 70
the infant. declared Doctor 4 a.
Brill. chief q the clinic az psychiatry
ID Columbia university
Jazz j. to our national life what
impurify is 70 woman--prosfifu-
ton. affirmed Reverend John Roach
Strafon. the famous fighting pars0n 81
Calvary Baptist church
George Washington loved 70 dance
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
MAN WHO TRIED To
"GIP" VAN, IS CAUGHT
Required a 1000 Mile Trip To
Be Made BY Sheriff, But
Thaycr Is Nov IN
jail

Harry s. Iha.nr tH mHu #1s
aoushi nov De1Fe touring caf gaw
J p yanho0zfr li nDa'a iumed n
another ear and signed @ mortgage
- the residue and then ieft At
toanify Win iha Dodse ear aaa al-
pretended by sheriff Robriaon iu.t
io49 miles soath u Guthrie and aas
brought back here iolas
iie ulil b. charged with murtfase
property from he county vIth in'sat
- dispose - saro
The Dodge car was recovered nna
"a agent of 81 Van Hoover dls oseI
~ ii Oh Texas ior a good slm
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

IINpIi HOARD NAMES
A>IiiiS IIS A.f\I

fhc aiasoni Cathedral board held
a msctlus Yesterday and unanimously
n'o,fod Il d Anthls contractor and
builder u CushlnN. now building ihn
Frank oulllaon building, 40 ita rvp-
fesentailss on The new temple con
struoiion lie and SIR Hendricks are
now busy win the final details ~
the iuslde finish ~ the entire
Cathedral. and Nfll ba on tho job
tlll the final work On this sreat
structure Il completed
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
YESTERDAYS PROBE
BEFORE GRAND JUR Z

os1auieea. March after e-efa-
fusnr fAe re-resenfaf,fes g nff Ok
ishoma cl,y hanfs and oar Fn'ia
bank the r-aad iury invest saiins fa~
fasa-e q The Bsak o. Commerce her,
last Sosemte~. adjourned e. 2 oc.pek
Taa-sday night unl thls m0rn-n-
Thur~days vas tas ioarest session
thss sa- te's - ne grand surl since
g. xzs e.rtzns-el last Nundar
Ai.hou=h ire or4af seFesypaerls
wers ANTICIPATED as 4 rsslli u ias
dsys ~ork snl to- ,ar. that the "a ?
sznes fo a55o-sn ar ne us1ai 10
Rad f1rrssaes Eroanls ~ tae -elief
that a re-gt n.gAt ~ made n Dls-
trici Judrs Bozzr-h TAarssss nssf.
nothing q he sort eere,o2st
Tae 1znke-s fron OkAaoma c..T
and sznitz aapes-s5 hers j. answcr
70 s.ircenzs lnauctlnF thea =
t-iax uifa them 10 reeras ~ the
bznks roFerfag fransactsons ~ Coz
JB A Robertsou. Fred g DerEi-
soruer bark cozmissi0ass. and Ex-
Arto-1ev General :. = F'reel ~ s-s-
inx tae later -onths u -tg
J " Butter vEnl,s czriiziss g..
b-otaer--n-lsw q Core-no~ Eobz-z
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
lVoicK pRrsGnrs
oovr RsoRs lNrrua

. y l.ydlck ~ OAlahnms 1aty. whp
accompanied Uosefnof NobrFtson -
County Attorney ilepharna office
Nhore tha lntsslew took piAer thi.
momlns after several efforts 20 To-
fcrrurt the exchange q rpmarAa be-.
tween the goscraer and tbs county
attorney naailY sueeeedod Ia ruAnlas
tho siisu,iau ot shs tao men ana
said
Mr Hepburn. Ws teo hase eoms
to present this lrstsr 10 yoa aud w
"A not care % dls'un any other
phase os ihe matter w'th you n =
cant salk 20 ,ou without having the
desk " fsoos az nae poaaded %
vlecea Ne alil not famala
~ iYdlck had hst presented
County Attorney llepbuun ul,h the
following letter
Honorable James Hepburn
c0smtY attorney otmulsse county
i.aasa...4I-...a. o
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
nfrnunN.a AAr IS 90

a guthrio friend ~ l'm ile burn
count, attorney of Okmulsse haH re.
relfcd ietle ffom tae former onih.
ran ia whlDh D. saya = have def
niir.F madU un mt mind 10 he q 'an
lldaio f0r attorney esneral bel.
'lele tbf voters sll uppoFt my ar
'iona Hepburn rlrtur aud 4f1
Aaganda nNaear thla week n poll
iioai weellea ~ Oklahoma city
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

sewn - - tht N'Aff n'*'eH '"
mofnlnx. cuunir Attorney iamst
iiephasn refused o. epeaeat lp eov
ernor Rateftsona repisat g. .. p'ar
before the district epaft trani hurry
ehich ls ipeest.fatiaf the failure ~
the HANK 81 CnmWefrn aud enph
aiifaNy fes aFea that Uosefunf non
eison could not sapafcsds him in ths
con 'uet q ihe fotn oofefrof n
efi on feioftrd ~ bad the power -
surtfsaae enc county Nlfnef
$50 witness Il soinx tefoFs m .
efand Jury without nv consent
don't slve a dam ii hs d shp pteF.
nor shouted ilvplatn a. he h~a, lhe
cop 90 hla dock with elenehed f.st
q ana gelnn % sell yp-' just a.
told Ueerre short O. ,oli you the other
morning that no man is soink e. wy.
efcesio the coaniY attorney q N =
countY ilepbalru added yoa
haven't 80 ,he poWer 10 unperyedr
mn. uoyvfuuF
'Nuu kno~ better than hat. Jim.
! have sos the luwer % aupercris
you. Cosvfnnr Robertson fss tied
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
POPULAR LOCAL MAN msrRiCs
A MICHIGAN ciR.

l.oe otis Penn ugtou and NIta
naumaa of Nt ccnmons. Michigan
wore united iu ihe hnl, bonds % Wrd.
lock Fnbmarv Tho tuutie after
short honeymoon returned % the
s'fy TODAY Nf Pennington has
charge " tae tatferf station of taf
cHihrie ttraru ana ia we'll tnonf
and populef uifh ihe younger SET I
iht city
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
STATE EXECUTIVE USES HIS
BARE FISTS In COURT ROOM
Okmulgee Mess Is Heightened By
Personal Set-to Between Governor
Robertson and James 6. Lyon, An
Okmulgee Oil Operator.

0kmulgee. March 3 Resent
ing an oath hurled az him BY
James G Lyons. an OIL man o;
okmulgee. Governor Robertson
this morning engaged in a fistio
encounter with Lyons IN the
county court hall here
A half dozen blows were ex-
changed by the two men before
they were separated Neither
bear marxs Of the conflict
The first accounts Of the fight
said Lyons had struck the gov
ernor as the latter offered TO
shake hands when introduced
The account later agreed 70 by
the governor and Mr. Lyons as
correct. however. was that the
governor attempted 20 strike
Lyons after the latter said with
an oath that he wouldn { shake
hands
I Will sav this that ] can be
bluffed physically. legally or IN
any other way, Governor Rob
srtson said
I wonder = tHe rsople know
Lyons hsd pos- r Sis7 n
n. ,s-t "A s.sr3 jle bank ten
ih5US q oaArz o. ro:e
Governor - e.. inquired
Who started the iight3
County Attorney Hepburn asked
pushing his way through the
crowd 70 where Governor Robert
son and Mr. Lyons stood facing
each other
A spectator spck6 up ana SAID
Lyons started i
Arrest him. Mr. Hepburn
ordered Sheriff Frank Sewers.
When informed thst Governor
Robertson was the other man IN
the fight County Attorney Hep
turn ordered his arrest. bu. later
told Sheriff Sewers not 10 carry
out The order
Mr.. Lyons. although not IN
custody, is technically under ar.
res..
No offer was made % prevent
him from leaving the court
house
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
PLANS roR FEDERATION mesr

Nrs } A nlehl. president ~ the
first alstfi federation ~ Nomen's
clubs. met Wlth tho Representatives
~ local clubs Al the library rooms
Friday afternoon Plans for the dis
irlct meeting u clubs TO b. held
here April 81 eere outllncd
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
LOCAL pRgssYrERlAas TO
oRHGr TULSA cAuRcHmAN

Preab}ierlans u thla city AMI
those Interested IN the prpabyte "a
church interests. are inylted % meet
President } N Gordon of the unl-
voralty ot Iuias tbs evening at tho
ehrch a. 100 D N. This - set.
acquainted meeting and not a meet.
lns for solicltAiion ~ funds.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
90 of MRs cLARe


Tho sfma ns of N J q Glars.
VI. Ean Cleveland ttenuc who died
saturday nlelt Was fakon % Clay
Center Kanfar fof aufia' Iac De-
ceased leaves husband and forr
sons ami : host of .orfoa'ns fflenfs
sshe was woman 81 rare galiNos @
heart aud m.nf. snd 3 good ~.ie ana
mofhsr
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
SINCLAIR WINS MORSE cAss

Harry Sinclair bought ~Piay-
fegow~ famous race horss and stud
Tor sioo.oo because the animal Was
~Nlndblopn He won bis case IN a
New YORK court yesterday
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
HAIRY kRoERY vERY LOW
REPORT TO-DAY

liarry Ardorys condition continues
critical today hyalrians fn attend Z
anc, else uiile hope FOR h'a Fecovory
ile IS coafned ia the y D hospi,si
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

In point of eonila0ous sersirs.
George Tlpsou. oashler of tho first
National bank. Is the oldest banker
IN the state lie Il a high grade
man and hears hl. honors Ni,h te-
coming medeAty
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

Dr. Herbert Work. new Postmaster
Guthrie dnring the week of the Ma
tional Editorial Convention. figseea
years ago
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

Oknulgee. March 3 Sheriff
Prank Sowers is seeking an IN
terview with Governor Robert
con Re announced this afternoon
50 as 20 inform the governor
that be thinks II unsafe ioT
Superior Court Judge Chrsto-
pher 10 return 70 0kmulgee 70
take up his duties as Judge
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
BANK svys WATER sonos

The First stre bank has purchased
the issus of $4,000 vtter WORKS
bonds recently voted BY Crescent
City.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
Back To Monkey Morals

AHpprted even hefofe TIE new dances
csue into Ygguc
Back To Monkey Morals
Doctor Siratou. who Is wagiug q
fight against deeadenee Ia modern
life sal ihe was not surprised that
some scientists who say they de.
.scended from monkeys should see no
harm ia jazz
When We have monkey men We
have monkey morals hc continued.
Jazz music aud dancing y revsrsion
of the savage instinct Jazz is the
spirit of cvil--ihe devils orchestra.
have observed young women and
men lowered morally by It's influ.
ence
Doctor Straion, however. sees en-.
couraging handwriting on the wall of
fcontinged on PAGE -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

Ssr orleans. Nsrch :. Tonight AID
Saturday fzir. Tifa risl1g te1per-
sf--e
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03
ANoTHIR MovII cAAnoI

Another change ID man-feasni q
a local sictHre house is vending
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

happcped even before the new dance
came INTO gHguc
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1922-03-03

S,a dsaPa4t. T i.
Is - pSDef
3 =
ok % AZ .rh A ia a dramatic
seen Il lhs court h,alse ths

rh la a iramaiie
N ,hs roars h,alse this
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
"HAUNTEn HOUSE, HoAxEs.

The psychical research expert who has gone all
the way from New York to Nova Scotia to solve the
mystery OF the haunted house, doubt familiar
with the similar phenomena of history, including the
goblin-rtdden mansion of Woods which Sir Walter
Scott has graphically described with few charac-
teristic embellishments, and the Cock Lane ghost
which DR.. Samuel Johnson instrumental in lay
Hg." These classical instances of haunting were
eventually exposed as the work of deliberate mischief
makers. although for while they disturbed wisest
minds OF time.
Tbs origin OF the Rochester rappings" which at
tended the launching of modern sprtualism was later
confessed by the Fox sisters possibly the haunters
OF the Nova Scotia farm house reent after they
think the joke has gene enough 1t is less than
two years since mysterious happenings an English
farm house startled the entire country and sent the
psychic Investigators scurryng down from London
They were traced to young girl who confessed her
part In the practical joke had the author of
the London hoax of more than a century before
An expert investigating modern haunted" house
should keep these historical facts plenty others
that are in the records in mind, for history has way
OF repeating itself genuine haunted" house would
be Joy in these prosa.> days ought to command
premium from Economically inclined person
but 1t Is to be feared the Nova Scotia sensation will
peter out" as have all the others.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
NOBODY WILL BE PUNISHED.

The architectural and structural engineering ex-
pert engaged by the district committee congress to
investigate the of the Knickerbocker theater
reperts that the building unsafe from the day ii
was completed It was certain to fall time. he
says, either from faulty roof itself
or insufficient resistance in the walls.
The tragedy might as well have originated in the
collapse of the walls which did have the strength
TO carry the load imposed upon them The district
committee has incorporated the experts report
committees report to congress If his Judgment
is borne out by ether engineering authorities
possibility for the disaster has had weight added
to it. 1t viii be interesting learn how a public
building which promised protection to the lives its
patrons could be erected with unsafe walls and
roof without official interference
In Brooklyn investigator following the collapse
of theater in of erection has disclosed long
list of violations OF 81 examined three have been
closed peremptoriTy, and "a others marked viola
ting laws but without showing structural defects that
would make the building actually unsafe. There is a
probability that will propose rigid inspection
of every amusement house which should settle the
question of safety far structural qualities
concerned.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
MAY NEED ANOTHER SNAKE.

II history continues to repeat according to tradi-
donal form another popular demonstration before the
house of parliament in Toxic may expected and an
other snake may throw CONSERVATION among Nipponese
law makers.
The defeat OF the advocates of liberalism in the
failure OF the universal manhood suffrage bill few
days ago is followed this week by consideration in
the house oe peers of the activities control BILL jan
enese editors colleges, liberals and of course radicals
are literally bowling with anger because according to
their interpretation the activities control bill" If
passed means the death of speech free
and all constitutional guarantees of rights and priy
leges.
This view Is probably correct, and all know that
when the Japanese government out to regulate or
control activities or inacvities never fails in its
regulation or control The charge of the newspapers
college professors and liberals of all grades from vel
low to red that the bill is purposey loosely worded to
allow 1t to be patted into shape to fit any occasion
also LIS probably correct. Liberalism and the trend
towards democracy in Japan has far enough
to be. If not actually to the existing imperial
order source of official irritation And the Japanese
Official when irritated and usually Is rather
ugly in his manner and methods of suppression
The activities control BILL" therefore seems to
mean that while Japan is protecting special interests
In China, Korea, Siberia, zap other points Off
cal stamina Is not overworked the point of negec
ting Japana special interest home The snake
may be bigger this time than last week.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
HOW MUCH
Do YOU KNOW?

lis there a Mohammedan mosque
in this country?
What is the area of New Guinea
S-In what year was Lief Ericsson
credited with having discovered Amer
ica??
a-On which side of the Mississippi
river is New Orleans?
What is spectrum analysis?
6-When did money commence to
play an important part in world at
fairs?
For what was Tasmania named +?
S-What is the value of the railroads
in this country?
9-FIow much was the war costing
tire United states day when the
armistice was signed?
10-How much money was collected
last year from parcel post package in
surance?
ANSWERS TO SATURDAYS CUES
(which daughter of former Presi-
dent Wilson married w. G. McAdoo?
Ans. Eleanor.
2-What was the name of General
Phil Sheridan's charger? Ans. Rienzi.
S-What is q cost-plus contract Ans.
1t is one in which the contractor
agrees to sell certain things or render
a stipulated service at actual cost Of
production or cost of service plus an
agreed percentage of that cost as his
-e~~ef
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
CANNOT GIVE IT UP.

The obstinacy with which Frenchmen cling
70 their idea Of pooling international or other
wise unloading the cost of the the world at
large, including OF course the United States az the
chief burden bearer is equaed only by fertility
OF imagination in proposing schemes for doing it, The
very latest has been sprung by number deputies
in the chamber who gravely propose that Germany-s
feparacns obligations be transferred league of
nations which shall thereupon emit international
money upon that security and thereby solve entire
problem
The reparations credits allotted to the allies would
be transferred to the league, which establish
an international bank authorized international
money which would be divided among the allies in
proportion to their claims for reparatons. This money
presumably would then be offered America for the
debts owed by Europe and would be exactly where
1t has long been the desire Of the promoters OF the
debt pooling idea to place us
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13

DIVORCE STATISTICS suggest that they still arr
scrapping the matrimonial sea
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets.

That is the joyful cry Of thousa
since DR. Edwards produced O
Tablets, the substitute for calomel
DR. Edwards, a practicing physie
for II years and calomels old t
enemy. discovered the formula
Olive Tablets while treating patio
for chronic constipation and to-
livers.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do
contain calomel. but a healing. so,
ing vegetable laxative.
No gripping is the keynote Of Il
little sugar-coated. oiive-colored
lets. They cause the bowels and
to act normally. They never Il
them 10 unnatural action.
If you have a dark borwn mouth
bad BREATH dull. tired feeling
headache torpid liver - constipat
you'll find quick, sure and pleasant
suits from one or tw oof Dr. Edws
Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take them every n
just to keep right. Try them.
and 30c. ADV
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13

ION re SPUR 5 2ss NfOl1grsfilEENaT
WHITE HANDS.

IF you'd have hands mic white,
al mig
Stck them right the air
All the blood will
mats the thing do.
Though hasw won renovn
It's n
Our town folks, this much know,
IoIting them for bandits rude
IS the usual attitude.
cordg to consular report is said the uetoneers
shot by the successful bidders
After watching proudly chair
his reflection the and finally leave
dret Dehd hasn't the heart crlcse womans
TO ALL BALDHEADs GREETINGS.
The following Walter
Wakeman vcpresdent of the Bald Headed Club
twenty years 10 dozen;
week did the Washing did paint public
play put and take shmmy then whisk
hat check CRATER unknown.
looking at airplane plays the with his
listens grand opera photograph; has discarded
and coogne bames high of living politicians
the days sufrageng profeerng and prohibition you
think life worth living wish you a Happy New Year"
The people of this country spent wear for motion
pictures instead of sending Europe
Prominent director is being sued for Separate maintenance BY
his wife because he promised her
the his wif certainly have tough
- : NeN
Beauvais guide appear on Broadway film
entitled The Lonely Trail Hope
IS not supposed to be comedy
there epidemic neckts but they will all
nave mSsteri0usiy disappeared within week
The crime be of the permanent variety.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-13
The
Passing
Shou

PERHAPS TO one can be
MORE impatient with the
SLOW and orderly processes Of
NATURE than the man
WHO hopes he's going to become
4 grandfather but isn't sure.
lot OF crooks would
BE forced to go to work if
so many persons were
NOT entered in the guillible class
ISN'T it generally the case that the
PERSONS who clamor most for
FREE speech want to do the most of
it.
oUR memory goes back
TO the time when our idea
OF fast life was to stand on
THE corner and say in a
FULL and rather scared voice
TO girls who CHANGED
TO pass "ah there
THE man who boasts
THAT he is able to look out
FOR himself at all
TIMES generally trcmbles
WHEN his wife speaks
10 him rather unexpectedly.
IT is not always necessary
TO go clear into the middle
or thing. A Detroit man
WAS robbed of 500
JUST standing in front
OF a restaurant.
IT'S all right for the girls
TO be clothed with the franchise
AND we're glad that they are
But We don't believe it
KEEPS their legs warm
THE soviet idea OF democracy
Is to get your heel
on the neck Of the other fellow.
4 stylish stout may
NOT look particularly girlish
WHEN she drops something
AND has to stoop over to pick it UP
But from our stady Of the
CORSET ads in the dry goods
ADVERTISEMENT it is always a
MYSTERY to US
HOW she can do it at all
WHEN history repeats itself
IT sometimes makes
MORE noise than it did
THE first time.
OH well the cost Of keeping up
APPEARANCE it hardly ever worth