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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Alnos, Personal.

Editor World: Knowing tnat you are n
"stroRg hot-headed John Fields man" ana the
way you get back at Jack walton and men who
supported Jack Walton, that they are all red
carded men, want you 10 know that am
Texas long horn democrat. and they wear boots
and spurs also where came from, 40 you should
know that you can't make constipated demo-
Gratis out OF Texas rangers.
What have you to say about the soldiers bon
usf You voted against II, as ] supposed; that's
colonel should understand the hardshlps that
the soldier went through. Well COL
onel II you want TO he one OF the winners in
voting contests you had better come back TO the
good old democrats because the republicans
Will be too short -wnded TO step with good DEM
ocrats that stand for their party, not traders
over seas. What would you call me II I had
deserted the United states army ana helped
tho Germans? traitor 70 my country would
not your "Well, that's what call the demo
Gratis today that deserted their party to help
elect poodle -whiskered guy like John Fields
Looks Ike you guys would get enough OF Hard
ing's administration some time. Probably you
Ike rabbits all the year around, We invite you
az a tunera! 10 he hold In front OF the Okla
homan building which John Fields, who made
an attempt to win FOR governor OF oklahoma
and passed away November 7, at ll;45 p. m.
1922. Some time next week, Campbell Russel
constlpated democrat, will head the funeral and
also act one OF the pail bearers when you
get ready to surrender. raise white flag or
elephants hide or some kind OF a republican
emblem and we will cease firing al our earliest
convenience, and will send our =. d. Q. squad
right over, which consists OF iiqud fire, poison
gases, etc Well Colonel II this doesn't raise
''Ni Hio"u w ~ ~ lU' winter time, ! VIII use
mustard gas mixed between a whiz-bang ana a
poodle dog tho next time. Good luck to Rll
Halle and Jim Harris, who had millions OF dol
lars 70 put In circulation on John Fields. the
reason why he couldn't get II IN circulation is
that they couldn't find any democrats 10 bet
with them, when there were thousands Of dol
lars OF Jack Walton money floating around, but
they couldn't see IT, Well here's luck TO YOU
Colonel Old boy, come over TO Oklahoma city
some time and look our new governor over.
Yours until after this letter reaches YOU.
MIR. EX-sERvICE, T SOLDIER,
Democrat Texas.
oh inhopa CITY, Nnvenher
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
Just Folks
Copyright, 1929, by Edgar A. Guest.
THE YOUTHFUL ROSE

youthful rose, as children will,
Saw night descend upon the hill.
And frowned ana tossed her lovely head
Refusing 10 be put to bed.
80 lovely Ia the world" said she,
81 want to stay awake and see
The friends who pass along the way,
And drink In all they have 10 say,
1--WE seen the world IN April days
And know the summers lovely ways,
hut since to sleep they make me 60
I've never seen the winters snow.
II do not want 10 miss the sights
And pleasures OF the wlntry nights;
l want 10 hear the shutters shake
And so I'm going to stay awake"
SO, like a curious child, she tried
To pass her bedtime open eyed
To see the happy oarrylngs-on
with winter here and summer gone
But Mother Winter came along
And sang little drowsy song
And long before the Snnw grew deer
The youthful rose had dropped asleep.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Ma was imboldcring Embroidery in
the setting room today and l sed,
Hay ma.
Haven't told you about so million
times not to say Hay ma? ma sed.
Yes nam, but hay ma. do you
think chinamin would hurt your
gold fishes? I sed.
Cihnamin, wat an ideer, ma sed.
Not saying weather she meant wat
good ideer or wat bad ideer, and
/ sed. Well hay ma, do you think Il
would?
Stop that Hay ma, certeny Il
would, It would kill them, l don't
know ware you get the time to think
OF sutch things, ma sed
Well wy would It, ma? sed.
Cinnamin don't hert US, l sed.
We don't happen to be gold fishes
ma sed.
Well we 'mite Of bin ~ we was
born diffrent, mitent we OF, ma? l
sed
Not you, you would OF bin a mum
key and I'm not sure you're not, ma
sed.
Well is cinnamin bad for munk-
ies? sed.
q keep quiet, wat do YOU take mo
for, horse docter Of something?
ma sed, and I SEQ. Well enyways,
ma, II aint bad for gold fishes be-
cause l gave them about a half Of a
tea spoon full and they ate Il and
they're swimming faster instead OF
slower
o you wicked boy. my poor wal
ter and Danald, ma sed. Being
the gold fishes names. and she gave
me fearse cracks and changed the
waiter In the aquaria1 and made mo
put clnnamin in my milk at suppir,
me loving Il or cakes but hating It
in milk.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
A STENOGRAPHER'S ROMANCE
by Jane Pbcips.s

+ clear away the supper things, Cora
and Gladys still chatting Nellie. FL
nally Cora said:
you said Mr.. Robinson was very
different, Nellie. Perhaps in spite OF
his anger he respected you for re-
pulsing him, But can scarcely yet
understand how he forgaye you de-
manding your salary, and making
him give you a reference 10y threat
ening him-when you left him. You
are sure you didn't say or act as IL
you intended 10 make him give you
Il Is reference?"
mo, Cora, cross my heart. l was
as meek as Moses. / told him just
what ! said l did, and not a word
more. l would have made him give
IL TO me, but | didn't have TO. He
was really awfully nice about II. Old
Smith was AZ surprised as was. |
could tell BY his face. And It did
the trick. didn't it?"
Yes, dear, and I haven't any feel
ing about II so long as you made no
threats 20 tell his wJte TO get II.
while you two clean up this aw-
ful looking place" Cora said when
they reached their rooms, IL will
write to mother to send us every
single thing she isn't using. no mat
ter how old and worn. l know a
man will help her with It, 4 man
father helped in many ways"
You can imagine the happy talk
while Gladys and Nellie clear
away. Nellie fairly bubbled, and
Gladys was no less happy
1T doesn't seem true that we are
TO have that nice little place all to
ourselves" she said, 81 feel so happy
over II. We Will have to be very
/ I'D go fFH1
can already see myself longing for.--
on, lots OF things. 4 big reading
lamp with a rose colorcd shade, a
bookcase, muslin curtains. and, oh,
lot OF other things!"
And l can see myself eating a
square meal Every time | looked
at that stove l tasted things we
would cook on H." Nellie returned.
You can nave your Bookcase as
soon as we have any chairs 20 sit on
so we won't need those boxes A
woman at Miss Carter's made one
out OF boxes, painted It, and hung
a little curtain In front Of the books.
II was awfully pretty. But | guess
you u have to walt awhile for rose
colored shades and muslin curtains. ."
Run out and mail this. Nellie
dear, I'm 100 tired to move" Cora
gave her the letter she had written
and two cents 10 buy a stamp at The
drug store. Nellie added ten more
for a special delivery
II know the Cornersl" she NUT
tered as she dropped the letter IN tho
box. They'll get this to Mrs. Baker
double quick so they can know
what's In IT,"
romorrow---Nclllc Talks of Mfr.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Special TO Tho World
pONCA CITY, Nov Several
hunting parties are leaving Ponca
city az the present time for the
mountains, each for the purpose of
obtaining wild meat for Thanksgiv-
ing feasts Former Mayor Harry
Crag!n, former state Treasurer Bob
Dunlop and j. II. Coleman OF New
kirk left sunday for the Arizona
Rockies, and A. L. Began, Charles
r. Martin, Curt E. Hall and Nate
Mcdowell left Saturday for the Kia-
michis, with their camp located near
Hartshor1e, The former will be
gone about three weeks and the lat
ter about ten days. Former Mayor
W, H. HcFaddsn has just returned
form Y three mopths hunt In the
Utah Rockies bringing back four
big bear hides with him.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

editor World: l. too, have been reading
those pretty Ierers-Johu IL holes II were
the editor OF Tulsa World, don't think would
print them so near the Bible Thoughts for
To-day" At any rate, Mr. Fields Is good
loser. | trust ! haven't said too much this time
from a poor subscriber"
MRS. GEoRpIB WATERS
Henryetta Okia, November 10.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
ALLEGED FORGER CAUGHT
Texas Authorities withhold Name Of
EsCnnC LTnm SIatc Prison.

FORT WORTH, Texas. Nov. Ia
After being at large eight years, a
man now being held In Jail at Mon
tague county, was identified Monday
as being an alleged forger who es-
capped from the McAlester, Okla,
penitentiary August 8, 1914. The
Identification was made by Fort
Worth DOlice
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

President Harding has called congress to
convene In extra session President Harding
probably wants To talk I, over with the boys face
to face. The experience OF the last few weeks
ought to be beneficial to both congress and the
president.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

tho Greek Catholics, the ProtestantS
and the Mohammedans all were lisi
appointed. And right there may he
found one OF the main causes OF tho
present situation in the near east
Durant News.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

At Oklahoma City politics is a never-endlng
conflict No sooner hsd the state campaign
ended than Walton had begun making prepara-
tons to elect his own man mayor next spring
while the opposition also got busy with plans to
defeat that little plan.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

one of the hardest things 10 do we know Of
ls to Try and eat to music.
Rube Gcers oi Tishomingo thinks the reason
girl gads around 80 much is the fact that
che IL hunting her mother
After ALL the earthquake hore In oklahoma
does not seem 20 have done much damage
as dho ono down In Chile
The Tshomingo Capital Democrat admits The
NotS was TiRht once out Of g.276 guesses That
is more than some other critics will conccde.
ttisa street report that Charles Daley has al
roIdy begun an investigation 20 determine
which tailor can best ~ him for the adiutant
generals uniform.
Tusa may be q "low brow" but the way we
feel about 10 Is that won't stand for ma
tive Hon" 20 bring IN lot Of New York atmOs-
phere and hccze 80 TO US
Another thing that IL worrying the committee
on inauguration 81 whether ~ viii be cheaper
20 nave tho bcoves blrbecued at tho McAlester
peniteu'aty or transport the pen cooks 20 okla
homn city for the Job.
The girl on South Main says she STAYED off
the Inevitable for q time Monday morning when
she discovered that her mother had been too
cNtraNaglut IN tho use ~ moth balls when she
hid the warm underwear away last spring.
Despite what tho linotype head.wrlter has TO
say about H. We are assuming that Mr.. Wilson
VIII have trouble enough naming tho demo-
cratic candidate without messing around about
what the q. o. H. will do.
II is reported that Governor Robertson Is
still celebrating his notable victory. when he
finally settles down 20 norma.cy we hope no
remember the Sl7ss owing to us in witness
fees ana expenses.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

We fancy that II makes very little difference
TO Missouri whether outsiders like her nomina-
tons or not, Missouri has always been callous-
hearted that way.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

We trust the friends OF Irish Freedom have
cabied De Valera that the election is over in
this country and that there's lots OF white space
now on the front pages.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
Bible Thoughts for TOddD
November ~

POWER AND MAJESTY Bless tho Lord, .
NV soul o Lord my God thou art very great,
thou art clothed with honur and majesty
How ala Jesus begin his great Sermon on tho
Mount Matt btj-1L
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
Month Usually l. Omen.

arrange thlns happened when The 90 nfcra
caught Mr Bryan with his mouth open and no.
body remarked that no cooked natural that
MAy.-ToleQo Blade,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
As Oklahoma
Editors See IT

An Ardmore paper reports n near
tragedy in that town last week by
describing how man got shot In his
anatomy What we'd like to know
is this: Where else would you shoot
him to hurt at all?
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
n Hen Only stay Dead,
Everybody 10 Their Taste

II really makes no great difference how often
Lenue dies.-Columbia Record.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14
Oklahoma Outbursts
sy OTIS LoR1oH.

one of tho hnrdes, things to do we know q
ls TO Try ana eat TO music.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

After all, the earthquake hore In oklahoma
does not seem 20 have done as much damage
aB tho ono down In chile.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

The TishominRo pital-Democr1t admits The
NoTSl was TiEht once out of s,276 guesses. That
ia more than some other critics will concede.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

II anybody promised YOU a mule
and 5000 before the election. make
him come across--Pittsburg County
Guardian.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Rube Gcers ~ Tishomingo thinks the reasoi
girl gads around 80 much is the fact tina
che lA hunting her mother
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

romorrow--NcllIc Talks OF Mr
Srorgc.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

The sulphur Times has passed TO
the ownership OF W. w. Gaines OF
Stonewall and Dewey Neal, two we'll
known newspaper men. who will as
sure the continued improvement
OF that paper. The former
owners were w. II. Raine, G.. w.
Stevenson and Hoyal Byars.
We don't suppose there are n
dozen men In the United States who
fully understand tho causes OF the
Turkish outbreak, but most peopie
seem to he agreed that the situation
II very serious. There is a general
feeling that even IL tenn
porary peace Is arranged now there
may be real war before many
years. The situation has many
angles, but one OF tho most import
ant probably is the dissatisfaction
with the disposition of Palestine at
the Paris peace conference. This
little strip OF country. sacred 10
Christian and Moslems alike, was
taken from Turkish control and the
Jews residing there were given spe-
Cial privileges, or at least privileges
equal TO Christians and MOslems.
Many people and many religious
leaders OF various denominations
did not approve OF this disposition
OF Palestine. The Roman Catholics,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

n is q street report that Charles Dalcy has al
roIdy begun an investigation 20 determine
which tailor. can best ~ him for the adiutant
generals uniform.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Jake Bentley has quit farmin'. lie
says world wars are TOO Ter apart =
make 1t pay, TIL Bud Lark weddln'
lister couldn' find parkin' place.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Tusa may be "low brow but the way we
feel about 10 Is that won't stand for ma
tive Hon" 20 bring IN lot Of New York atmOs-
phers ana hceze 10 90 Us
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-14

Oklahoma city. November ..
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08
Kinkaid Quitting Race
Causes Lively Row

Lincoln. June 7-(spseiall-p
mite announcement from Congress
man Moses L, klHkaid that he VIII
not be candidate 10 succeed himself
as Sixth district eongresmman has
brought about a lively row between
d, N. Amsbefry. secretary OF state,
and A. r. Humphrey. assistant in the
congressional library At Washington,
u. C., as 10 who will he the Custer
county candidate Tor the republican
nomination. Both come from Broken
How and both filed a. candidates
when kinkaid frs, announced his
intention oi Withdrawing,
When kinkaid announced he had
reeonsidered the proposition and
would become a candidate Humphrey
withdrew and Amsbefry, did not.
Now Amsberry is in retct OF a let
ter from Humphrey TO tb9eiieet tina,
loo many cooks often spoil the broth,
SO today Amsberry sent the follow
ing telegram TO Humphrey:
in the interest OF party victory
and county harmony. both should not
be candidates. Can We not settle il
amieably?"
Amsberry's plan is TO have a meet.
ing OF prominent Custer county re-
publieans and let them decide which
OF the two shall seek the nomina-
ton
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08
Succession to Reavis
Puzzle to Candidates

Lincoln, June 7.-(spseial,) )-An-
nouneement today by Governor Me-
kelyie that he intended 10 have the
special primary and election TO elect
a successor 10 Congressman L. Frank
Reavis OF this district held At the
same time the regular primary and
election are held. has caused much
concern among the live republicans
and Two democrats seeking the
nomination,
They don't know whether 10 Tile
ior the unespifed term aud the regu-
lar term or whether 10 Tile merely
ior regular term and permit some.
one who wishes 10 have the word
eNTongfessman attached TO his name
for the remainder oi his lie TO sc,
the honor unopposed. The fear is
that II their names appear as can
didateS Tor Two offices il will con-
fuse the voters.
Lieutenant Governor I. 4. Bar
rows. one OF the regular candidates
Tor the nomination. took the bii in
his teeth aud filed for the unexpred
term. Other candidates were con.
sul,ing with political advisers on the
wisdom OF the Barrows course,
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08
Common Sense
Ever Slap Your Wife With a Care
less Remark?


Said a little woman recently, 81
have always done everything l could
to spur my husband on to greater
things, and no one appreciates the
hard work and personal effert he has
made, under difficulty, to get on in
public work more than I, and have
always praised him and shown other
wise my appreciation, but l had the
slap of my life when he announced
the other day:
Mrs. So and So is a mighty fine
little woman. Her face is an inspira-
ton to me when l preach. I just
love to watch her changing express
sion, and note the interest she takes
in my words"
Now it seems that this good wife,
whose face had redeemed under the
imaginary SLAP" had been all that
an appreciative wife should be, and
was as inspirationally delighted with
her husbands address at the moment
in question as any other hearer, per-
haps more so.
She had supposed that her pres
ence was helping him to rise to the
situation and putting the fervor into
his speech, but in that thoughtless
remark every bit Of joy of the oc-
Casion was lost.
The strange part of it ali is, that
this dense man does not realize how
stupid it is of any man, who wants
praise and inspiration at home. to
acknowledge so naively that he is so
charmed by woman he had never
seen before, because she took an in
terest in his words.
Copyright, 1ss2)
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08

qualities Of iaTm products IL Fela.
liaa 10 use, the establishment OF
concentration warehouses At points
within the areas OF production, is
suing receipts or certificates which
clearly indicate such grades and
guarantee the physical protection and
quality OF product, /, should be pos
sible 10 develop a system OF COM
munity exchanges through which
these commodities may be sold and
under which such products will move
directly from areas OF production 10
points OF use under prior sale. with
out the necessity OF previous inspee'
ton and with the assurance OF de-
livery OF a product by grade con,
ilFmlng 10 the users or consumers
requirements,
In this way" said Chairman An
Gefson, the many disagfeemen,s
which develop between producers.
shippers and receivers, which are
now the cause OF a lack OF mutual
confidence. can be eliminated. with
the consequent development OF more
eiiieien, and economic marketing and
distribution.
Eliminate Haste.
Economics can be effected and
waste can be eliminated through the
cstablshmen, oi qualified and au'
thorized agencies TO arbi,rate dis
agreements between shippers and re-
ceiyers as to value. condition, kind.
grade and quantity OF commodities.
Much can be accomplished N the
direction OF economic distribution by
4 more systematic utilization OF ware
houses to absorb temporary surplus
and distribute more evenly in re-
sponsc TO consuming demand"
On the subject OF country elevator
charges as an item OF expense in
grain. the report will show
that the average buying margin OF
The country elevator may be assumed
10 have been 5 cents per bushel in
l9l2-l3, 6 cents in l9ls-l6, and Is
cents in l920-2l. 1t will also show
hat the best figures it was able to
obtain indicate that transportation
in 1914 approximately 6
per cent of the sales price OF grain
and in 1921 approximately 10 per
cent. The average buying margin
may be expected to return to about 6
cents per bushel with the conletion
Of the price cycle and the establish
ment Of more definitely permanent
price level.
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08
Cooperation Is
Urged in Report
Of Farm Inquiry
Chairman Anderson Outlines
Portion Of Repor, Dealing
With Producers and
Reducing Costs.
By GEORGE T. AuTHlER
wa.hlns,o. Correspondent Omaha Nee,

Washington. June ?,-tspeeial
Telegram. .l-toroneFatiye assoeia'
tons will be urged in the iof,heom-
ing report OF the joint commission
oi agricultural inquiry as an impor-
lant means OF relief ior agricultural
producers. By this means they can,
the commission believes. hasten the
Standardization ot agricultural prod
uc,s, improve distribu,iye processes
and reduce their costs.
Chairman Anderson. IN outlining
the portion OF the report dealing with
this feature oi the inquiry. said:
we have found that one oi the
troubles OF agriculture is that IT'S
products generally come into the
marke, in small lots OF ungraded, un-
standardized raw materials Tor which
the producer has assumed no respon-
sibility. The farmer has thought in
terms OF individual production rather
than in terms OF service, marketing
and distribution. Until he eonsid-
ers production in its relation TO con-
sumers' demand and satisfaction. he
is unlikely to materially improve his
condition.
Standardixing Ignored.
For the most part. the agrieul-
tural producers have left TO others
the selection, grading, standardizing
and assembling OF products, as we'll
as the risks involved in marketing.
The vast bulk of agricultural prod
ucts must be transported to large
centcrs Tor assembling, grading and
distributing. =.
with the better organizations and
Standardization OF farm production,
,he organization of farmers cooper
?'.''. associations. the evolution Of
grades more accurately reflecting the
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-08
Alliance Special Train to
Be Sent to Stockmen's Meet

Alliance, Neb., June 7.-(Special:l
"A special train from Alliance will
carry at least l25 business men and
stockmen from this section to the
annual convention Of the Nebraska
Livestock Growers association to
be held at Hyannis June IS, 10 and
II, if plans Of the Chamber of Com
merce and ranchers of this vicinity
are successful. The committee at
Hyannis, in charge Of entertainment,
has extended an invitation to the Al
lance Boy Scout band to furnish
music for the occasion. The invita-
ton has been accepted and Alliance
business men have indicated that
they will defray railroad expenses so
that the Boy Scouts can make the
trip.