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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
CHEAP.

Somewhere in your ueighborhood they are build
ing house. Go over there. pick piece OF shining
metal out of a key and the carpenter Will tell you
it's a "1O-penny nail" other nails are 2O-penny,
co. 40 and
Penny" in connection with nails. is Of
sze.
Originally it designated the price per hundred.
Thus "1O-penny" nail meant one that cost 10 cents
a hundred wholesale.
The name has its old meaning because today
you can buy the nails dirt-cheap. Yet years ago
the price was considered high. for previously
buildings were put together with hard wooden pegs.
Maybe you've noticed them when ancient house
was torn down.
In the name of the "1O-penny nail" you have the
key to the whole scheme of modern nfe-cheap
prices made possible by quantity production.
Nearly all of mans importsnt productive inven-
lions were discovered within the last 200 years
For thousands Of years before that, human
muscles were in a general sense the only important
machinery
Cagula spendthrift Roman emperor, at his ban
quets served tongues of birds. brought from great
distances by relays of the swiftest runners
mendous expense.
There is no demand today for bird tongues 10
the palate If there this ancient delcacy
would put up in big canning plants rushed
in refrigerator cars by fast express
The price would be extremely low. compared with
CaHgulas time. For instance "A few cents VIII buy
you package dates brought from Arabia. a box
Of leechee nuts from China or a tin Of crabmeat
from Japan
Wouldn't II be interesting to turn the clock ahead
zoo years and what the steady expansion Of
quantity production leads to by then?
It is not at all improbable than an airplane some
day may sell for a few dollars This may seem
ridiculous but no so than a suggestion that
watch might some day sell for ST. would have
seemed only few centuries ago when tme-pieces
were so prohibitively high-priced that only kings
and the very wealthy could afford them.
Expensive luxuries of today the cheap neces-
stiles of tomorrow. Standard Of living steadily ad-
yances-but only 10y increased production.
Every Saturday night the barber. wants a law for
daylight shaving
Nowadays YOU can't tell the mother chicken from
the daughter.
This country has four-nnths of the worlds gold
but then we need it for golf trophies
Only thing green about some gardens the
men who make them.
If absence made the heart grow fonder. nearly
every woman would love her husband 10 death.
Time hangs heavily on your hands when YOU have
nothing else them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

tackle and rods few days OF angling will erase
his fishing complex. He comes back. finds 10 easy
90 concentrate on his job-and u convinced that
the change and the fresh country ar did him
worlds OF good" What really happened is that he
dovned his fishing complex by gratifying It. AS
slansser would put 1t. ne gets his fishing bug out
q his system
Psyche analysts in presenting that line OF reason
ing. seem 70 think they have found something new.
But merely elaboration Of what de-
fined the suppressed function years ago, by
Sheldon. Prentice Milford. David Gibson and other
business writer's who created the modern psychology
Of so-caIled scientific salesmanship.
Nothing under the sun-though hash does
taste different from the original roast OF beef.
Have you a complex repressed desire? II So
eppeaslng it 20 a moderate extent may you
good than a barrel OF medicine
The wise boys Of wall street. almost without ex-
ception have found their hobby or bug and graf
ify it-golf racing horses yachts fishing. big-game
hunting raising prize orchids getting real Scotch
from bootlegger.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
YOT TR NT All TIL By DR.. R. S.
OS@N Liz ALL - Copeland

md out where there is one you can
make your friend
on may say:
/ am too poor TO pay doctor.
II YOU live in a city there is no
excuse for lack of treatment on ac-
count Of poverty. There are any
number or clinics where treatment
is free. or where it may be obtained
for a dime
You probably know that almost
every state and county has some SORT
OF an official or an official body
whose business il is to inspect ana
TO improve an public clinics ANA
hospitals. They are under govern.
ment control, and therefore. may
be considered reliable places 20 20
for treatment In one VI these Won
ought 10 get as good treatment IS
YOU would IN the private Office Of
the best doctor in town.
Mind YOU, YOU should not make
use OF a free clinic III you can AFFORD
10 pay a modest fee because Won are
taking the time and materials which
belong 70 some person who reailv
IS poor Furthermore. If the doctor
who man these clinics had no pri-
vate patients 10 help nay their ex-
penses they could not AFFORD 20 give
their time 70 the clinics without rec
ward, as is the case az present. Yu.
know. DO YOU not. that clinic doc RS
are not paid for their services This
Is the doctors contribution 10 So
ciety
If. you really need medica! care
nc matter how poor YOU may ue
the conscientious physician Will be
glad TO prescribe for YOU over
! though he knows he is never 10 be
/ paid
Please bear in mind that your y.
ness endsngers others. and. ever
I though YOU are willing to suffer ur.
a!ded-ospecIally If YOU are proud
and unable 20 pay-do not forge.
+ that Z, is not a personal matter You
f owe il 20 your family and associate.
/ 20 get well as soon as possible There.
fore. please sc 10 clinic or see
your own doctor when YOU are s.cB
and iu need Ct medical care.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
80 4RDNC - FAITHFUL.

The pro-e-, against the appointment by Pres't
HARDING to the position % internal revenue collector
o. a man who confessed to taking check for $500
for his vote and influence n the republican national
election IS rot likely 20 be confined 10 democratic
senators
This man was one Of those whose exposure prob
ablv caused the defeat ~ Gov Lowden or 4Hnois
FOR The nomination and gave Harding his chance
The reuard.ug o. those whose influence in politics
e for sale for cash IS not promising and rather
presases such disregard for the decences Of Poiit-
cal life az to be- more than mere bad Judgment OF
men
II IS difficult 20 understand from the mere party
political standpoint just why man who admitted
taking money from rival tor the nomination should
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
WHAT'S YOUR "BUG?"

secret service agents in raldins the offices Of
promoters of fake stocks and other Eet-rch-quick
sw.ndles usually find a sucker Gst
a sucker iist' Is made up. for the most part OF
names Of cream pufCs." same being the name that
sv-inolers apply 90 gents who. in general OF
speaking possess m least share Of every stock
ever issued "cream puff Is sure-fre when baited
rs share ~ STOCK beautifully LthoguIhed in
several co-ar-
a "saese--l.s-- follows the name OF each cream
ruff with "a key like these:
Wit s.,e sou tae slad hand il you talk about his
pct bug fishing.
jolly him about his home garden
obviously. these have a cunning appeal 20 the
prospects inner desires-the THINGS he IS NOSE
estsd in bu. 20 which, usually. he Is too busy TO give
rs first attention
Pzycho-analssts call in inner ana repressed desire
a "compleN+ For instance. man in springtime
finds he cannot concentrate on his work. What's
really wrong s thot he has a FISHING complex
H-s sqbcouso.ous nind wants 20 60 fishing ahead
OF doing anything eise Hence The conscious mind
befudd.ed by ,he sa0conscous desire has fishing
OF ths brain"
Naturally be- "cant keep his mind on his work"
II the man KNOCKS of work and gets out has
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
OtherE Editors | han OURS
MIR. HAYS MOVIE ORDERS.
syracuse Post Standardl


I'm the program Will Hays has devised for the
cleanup OF the movies the injunction TO advertise
the pictures only and the persons who appear in
them. The reasoning is hard 10 discover. Probably
the majority of those who attend the movies
attracted not 10y the title of the picture but by the
stars who appear IN them Each movegoer has his
on her f,Orte actor ard actress and cares little for
the name of the vehicle In which that favorte
appears. IL has been the spoken stage for
years; producers have placed the OF the popu-
lar star in larger type and electric signs than the
rame Of the play and II Is in the movies
Judging motion picture by its title Is impossible
for some of the tamest flash the screen under
hectic titles Mr. HAYS undoubtedly will 40 wonders
in his program for cleaning UP the movies far
the type play and the character OF the actors and
actresses are concerned but he Will have hard
time enforcing this edct of advertising the play and
not the people Even II the publicity departments
of the picture companies willing 10 obey. the
movie public Will object for they want 10 know who
is playing In a picture before they g!vc thought TO
the picture in which they are playing. Personality
Will win over titles in the movies any day
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
dust FOlRs @y GGf Hzasz

That he was The pest Of the neigh
borhood and nobody liked him
there.
Now Bill was whoop.ng il up one
night when a ne.ghOor happen
ed In
And asked OF him in a friendly way
10 silence the dreadful din.
Some OF US wish 10 sleep said he
Pray. why should ! stop said
Bill.
I've a right 20 do as 7 please at
home. and YOU may be sure
will"
The neighbor denied Bm-s brassy
cheek and fattened his stubborn
nose.
And he said We've a right 10 a
peaceful day and right 90 a
nights reIOse
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

Bill was "a fellow who knew his
rights. and knew them from A
90 Z
He'd read the books and he'd read
the law and a rightfuI chap was
he.
He walked The streets with his head
UP high and he jostied his fell
bowman.
For Bill didn't know that his own
right ceased where the other
chaps right began.
This is the land OF the free" said
Bill as he strutted his way
along
i've right 90 live as I please and
be The Judge OF what's right and
wrong
And hc laughed wnenever his neigh
bors frowned and little he
seemed 10 care
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
\ RETURN TO NORMALLY.


For the first time i'm several years neither the
department OF Justice the attorney generals office
aor the chief OF investigators red with the
arrival of May for which the public viii no doubt
Doe grateful The country has grown rather wearied
with alarming prophecies of plots stretching across
the continent which did not material.ze or We're
driven back into their dens by a wave OF the hand
justice.
May came and went the day has for ages
without of discomfort threats Of violence
even forecasts Of plots T. was really touch OF
normally May day make its bow smile through
ills sunshine and pass alons merely as one of the
glad days of a budding season. There IS more than
a probability that the dangers OF May day
were baushed by the plain common Of Atty.
Gen. Daugherty. who refused 90 shy at PIECES OF
paper flying about in the spring brcezes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
The Tower babel Sd as:
* Ss::9
oGY Dill Armstrong go

WANTED \ LEADER-MR. Err
skINE WE ACCEPT THE NONII-
NATION AND WILL BIZ on
DECK PROMPT AT II O'CLOCK
TOMORROW MORNING READY
TO START THE DAYS GRIND
Mr. a +. Erskine.
President studies
South Bend. Ind.
DEAR Mr.. ERSKINE:-
seen a story or something in
my favorite newspaper last Sunday
20 the effect that YOU wanted
leader 20 see TO il that South Bend
got itself properly housed: and ]
want 20 formerly Apply for the po-
sition and would like 70 have you
tell me the celery OF the same by
returned mail ] am a young man
OF 60 summers. and some OF them
was pretty hot summers by the way;
am happily married as l run my
own house and do as I please a. no
woman could ever raise her voice
and say that she could run me;
have one small child by the name
OF Evelyn have no bad. habits
that is hardly any bad habits-and
none Of these has what YOU might
call. claimed me for their own. yet
l have been described as a passive
Methodist. am an influential talker.
have frequently voted the republi-
can ticket. and can smoke a mild
cigar now and then. IL absolutely
necessary for socia billty's sake.
I can say 10 you frankly. Mr. Err
skine that YOU would look a long
ways before you would find just
such a leader as I would make All
my life I have been characterized
by my friends and foes alike as a
leader of man. In school at Jeffer-
sonviue. I was always the most
prominent Of the prisoners
should say students. When I lived
in Cleveland they named a news
paper after me. The Cleveland
Leader, which you no doubt have
saw from time 10 time.
Here at the office. where I am
| associated with the displayed adver-
Using in a small way. l am general.
! ~ regarded by my friends and Joe
! Stephenson. as a leader. I lead the
whole bunch in getting down 20
work late in the morning. and am
| half way home at night before any
/ body else around here think o.
washing uI. and going out 10 adjust
/ the feed bag.
In this housing proposition. Mr..
Erskine YOU Will need a man with
/ -
| though there is a certain faction
! around town, who carry no weight
| of course. that has been wrangling
/ some over this point You may
/ have some time or other while YOU
/ was working around up TO your
/ factory heard some rumblngs along
/ this line. so that is why I mention
/ il here. AS l say YOU need a brainy
| man 10 solve the housing situation
and take care of the $500 more mer
you are going 10 bring to South
Bend to sell the Studebaker car. sc
if I was YOU I would immediately
set down and right me a letter Il
| report for work tomorrow as YOU
new leader. ] can be on the ground
by IL o'clock tomorrow morning
and after my customary two hours
off for lunch, III be ready 20 star
TO work and tell you how 70 begir
on the housing situation, by say
o'clock.
We can have at least a half hour
together tomorrow on my first "a,
on the job. as I got a appointment
with Doc Crumpacker the coroner
20 go out and watch a guy get rur
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

Gertrude Hanna. mystsriousiy slain
former choir girl revealed poison ~
became known today.
The authorities regarded this Pact
as the most important disclosure
since the hnding OF the girls life
less body eight days ago in the unit
ed Presbyterian parsonage.
New and vigorous action in the
search for Miss Hanna's slayer is
expected 20 follow
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

NV lOIk Mh4II
In the ample atmosphere there is plenty OF room
FOR all our messages provided that we do not set
n one anothers way Just as the police control
traffic along Forty-second street GO need
simple rules FOR controlling radio II Is not social
ISM IL Is not despotism. IL is just horse sense.
The national radio conference has issued -
report IL proposes that the president shall nominate
an advisory committee OF p members. who shall
work out the problem Of radio in association with
Hoover. secretary OF commerce Half the
committee shaE Doe official and half unofficial We
cannot imagine more obvious. more admirable
proceeding.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
More TRUTH
Than Poetry
l. ~ Lamna Il - - "
y GENES . MONta9Io
nANGEROIS THOICiHTS.

n =
] ann glad that this isn't Japan
Where dangerous thoughts are d.
vined
And they frequently punish a man
For what's going on in his mind.
Although from disorder I always alb
stain
and riot I've never melted,
II 1 dwelt in the mighty Mikado's
] know Id be daily indicted
For instance. when crushed in
Whose elbows are thrust in my
chest.
! gre 40 eXpression-aloud-
OF the thoughts that arise in my
breast.
I am jostled and stepped on again
and again
-nruffled unblinking,
But the judges would fine me a half
million yen
r. they ever knew what I was
thinking.
/ am gentle and placid and mild
And laggard i'm wrath as a rule.
Ard though l get inwardly riled
I always keep outwardly cool
But when 1 get up i'm the night for
a drink
And a chair in the darkness I tr:r
on.
ana perfectly sure that the things
that I think
Would send me 20 prison in Nip
pom.
I reverence all Of the laws
And keep, as a practice. the
peace,
But that I believe. is because
I vastly respect the police
! II they fathomed my innermost
thoughts TO the core
And knew the desires that OBJ
sessed me.
] know that whenever 7 stepped
from my door
They'd be waiting around 10 ar
/ rest me.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

pcintee Gov Reily's friends contend
that he really was sent 90 the island
90 squelch this separatist movement.
and this. they claim. he has accom-
plished
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

And III te1ch YOU now and ne
shot a blow to The left Of his
foolish chin
That your rights end az the very
lire where your neighbor S rights
begin"
tCopyrisht. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
DISQUALIFIED.

As soon as the bolsheviks hear
that Lenine is i'll from over-work.
they will derose him.
Copyright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
No SHORTAGE.

Mr.. Mondell's suggestion that con-
gressmen ought TO have more money
was made without a careful read
ing OF the law of supply and de-
mand.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
WE AGREE.

Mr Hays Ndea seems 10 be that
Mr Arbuckle should do a permanent
''fase out"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

over by a New York Central train
about Z o'clock.
Let me give you a outline Of how
7 intend 10 proceed in the housing
matter. In the first place. most OF
your workers that are coming VII.
have their own machines. So tnaI
the majority OF them won't need
20 worry about no place 10 sleep
until cold weather They can park
in the court house and IN f ,lt or
Councilman George Hulls etore on
Michigan street The first f7w
nights they won't want 20 be sep
ing anyway as they might miss
something I was always that way
whenever j hit a new town so that
this will give Us a couple Of weeks
breathing spell 70 figure out where
they can park next.
Another scheme is for US 10 char
ter about so street cars where an
other bunch could sleep comfort
bly, through the warm summer
nights. Nobody hardly rides IN the
street cars anymore anyway with
I the exception of the Cottage Grove
avenue tripper, 90 that a man could
get on a car at eight o'clock in the
/ evening and turn in at once. il he
was tired and had tough day
trying 10 sell Studebakers to
i strangers he happened 20 meet IN a
pool hall. by the name Of Riley
| Hinkle, Dave Boswell Billy Nichols
/ Benny Walters and Hen Greiger
and ! nearly forgot Doc Beistie.
We could also pass a law letting
| people sleep in canoes on the river,
/ by paying a nominal rental rer
month to the South Bend Real
! Estate board. providing they weren't
/ encountered with no children, and
oh. there are lots of other schemes
I have up my sleeve. Mr.. Erskine
/ for putting over this housing prob
\ lem for you in short order. 1t may
/ seem like a problem to you. but YOU
would be surprised how insignificant
/ t. appears to me. and how little
/ thought / have put on IL. and still
am able 20 suggest 10 YOU the
brilliant ideas that l have just out
/ lined.
And I forgot to tell YOU. too Mr.
I Erskine. that we will need the sup
/ port of the newspapers bad on this
\ matter, and this Is easy for me.
have speaking acquaintance
/ around the office with our editor
/ here. Boyd Gurley. and Rudy Horst
over 10 the Daily Moan. and / are
buddies, having worked together fol-
/ years. Besides Horst and I have
/ something in cCmmOn-we both are
the owners of new automobiles
mine is a good car a Ford, and Mr.
Horst hasn't got his car yet bu
he can hardly wait until he gets il
and neither can I Mr. Erskine.
also have a swell drag with the po
lice, but l guess l don't need to tel
you that Mr.. Erskine. because tn,
mere fact that I am out is sufficien
proof Of that assertion
I shall await your acceptance ap
pointing me leader Of South Ben,
with eagerness and will immediatel,
have a peace put in the papers sool
as I hear from you.
Anxious 10 Cooperate.
BILL ARMSTRONG.
2. 81 see by tonights pape
that the papers have asked Mayo
Eli Seebirt 70 be leader In cas-
you seen this in the rapers. if
were YOU 1 would ignore it, Seebir
| is a lawyer and couldn't possibl,
know anything about housing. ans
besides he has TO be in his officl
all the time and listen to complaint
from irate democrats.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06
FIND POISON TRACE
IN HOOPESTON CASE

HOOPESTON. H. MAY SIX
animation of.the vital organs Of Mss
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

If absence made the heart grow fonder. nearly
every woman would love her husband death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-06

Time hangs heavily on your hands when YOU have
nothing else them.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-06-17
RADIO PROGRAM
Rro,a!,yr.a;m,,.IsT onight.

Popular concert from
Pitts burghsP Post Studio by the
Broadway Syncopators.
s6:15 p. Isl pular concert from
Pittsburgh Post Studio by the Ok
forsentertainers of pittsburgh. Pa.
81. N - Sc istory and Activities
sof the Triple * Club" by Margaret
Keller, modist, McKees Rocks
Pa.sfron1sPitts Post Studio.
rs ST. Classical program by the
sTschaikowskys quintet .or Pitts.
burgh. Readings by Mrs. Virginia
Yeamans .S
Program Tomorrow
10 al. n.-SerVices of the Emory
Methodist Episcopal Church, North
Highland avenue at Ripley street
PittsburghP Pa, the Rev. w. Wof.
ford Duncan, minister.
ID Il M Children's Bible
ssTheSLostsBoy Who Wasn't Lost
.. Radio chapel at West
inghouse Station KDKA, conduct
ed bysStheS Rev. w. ". Bacon, pastor
OF Duquesne Bapti list Church, Du,
sQuesne, p
80 p. Services OF the CAL
vary Episcopal Church. Shady ave,
niue. Pittsburgh, Pa, the Rev E. J.
Van Etten, rector; Harvery B.
GauI organist and director.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-06-17
DEFENSE COUNSEL
I'M MURDER TRIAL
CONTINUED from page one,

deputies and state police invade
the camp
He said shots were fred and
airplanes dropped gas bombs on
the town previously to the fight
between the miners and the Lo-
gan deputies when Gore and two
others were shot fatally
Wilburn denied that he parti-
cipated in the fight.
E.. T.. England, attorney gem
eral Of West Virginia, testifying
today in the trial of j. E. Wilburn,
Blair minister, charged with kill
ing a Logan deputy sheriff, last
summer during labor disturbances,
said the reputation of the deputies
for peace and order in the vicinity
of the Lofan-Boone County border
was not good. ,3
Mr. England said also that at
titude Of the deputies toward the
United Mine Workers aof America.
was not good, as he understood IL
in a general$way.