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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
WOMEN'S GOLF CLUB
 DOESN'T IGNORE MEN

New York, January 25.-Organizers of the new golf club for women at Glen Head l.. l.. have not lost sight altogether, of the fact that there is such a thing in golf fandom as the male of the species.
 Provision has been made by the new club, it was said after an or- ganization meeting today, to extend playing privileges" to husbands and friends of members; but with mem bership limited exclusively to women.
 Thus the male golfer has been con suited, but placed In the same rela- tive position as that of women in mems clubs. Organization of the new club. to be known as the Women's National Golf and Tennis club, was launched week ago. with the an- nounced intention of escaping re- strictions and to have a course that would be a real test for feminine golfers.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26

paid to Harry Frazee. Harry is one of those quaint persons who figure that D. o. stands only for post office, and has no connection whatever with putting out
 sa
 Some novelist of byEone days passed up n good title for n yarn built around the arrest of Lot and his wife, charged with block ing the traffic. He could have called it "A Pinch of Salt"
 They're going to cut the ball on the bias this year so the athletes won't be able to knock 'em so far.
 Alleged Interviews
 Bambino called upon Judge Landis. Judge Landis was in bed. He went away.
 He came back later.
 Judge Landis was still in bed. The third time he returned. and the doctor advised him the judge had a severe cold. After begging he was allowed to visit the judges bedroom.
 Babe fell upon his knees and sighed; Good morning, judge.' Before the judge could mum ble Thirty days and three thou sand dollars" the Babe continued T haven't got any hard feelings towards you for suspending me. and to show you l haven't I rush to tell you that should your cold develop into pneumonia and cause your death. would be ono of tho first to send flowers. Judge, please lift my suspension"
 Doctor Grritantly): Hush. manl The judge is too weak to lift anything. Be on your way.o When pug goes against Jack Dempsey mn appropriate song for him to sing would bes "SOcIS me to sleep, brother, sock me to sleep"
 Getting so cold these wintry days any one would like place in the sun.
 Not Qualified
 The umpire had just asked tho league president for job.
 "I can't hire you" said the president.
 Ana, why! asked the appli- cant.
 Your voice is too weak" re- sponded the executive.
 Yep" exclaimed the anxious job-seeker, but you don't under stand. When I raise my left arm, that's a ball, and when I raise my right arm, that's a strike. All umps use that system"
 T realize that" replied tho president. but man who um- pires in my league must have strong voice."
 And, why must be?" persisted the umps.
 So he can yell for help!"
 The applicant rested his case right there.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
MYERS WINS FIRST
 WRESTLING MATCH
 STAGED BY ROUNDS

Chicago, January 25.--JOhnny Myers of Chicago, middleweight wrestling champion, tonight re- tained his title when he defeated John kilOnis of Norfolk. Va, in the fourth round of scheduled 15-round match. Myers pinned his opponent to the mat with R body scissors and arm lock in the fourth round after 8 minutes of wrestling.
 ToniEht's match was the first held under the new White rules.
 The match was to have gone 15 rounds of 10 minutes with fyyo- minute rest periods. One fall de- termfned the winner. Had there been no falls, Judges would have selected the winner.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
CLUBBERS READY FOR CLASH WITH
 KNOXVILLE FIVE
Reserve Material Becoming Stronger, and Club Stock
 Is Climbing
By MARVIN MCCARTHY

Clubber basketball stock is slowly but surely rising, as the strength of the reserve material Coach Erwin has is gradually increasing. The game in Atlanta last Saturday night brought to light several facts that have up to now been only guessed at.
 Saturday night the Athletic club quintet meets the Knoxville Tigers in the only big game of the week here. The Tigers have already begun their invasion of Alabama. winning an easy victory over the selma "" out fit, a strong aggregation of basket eers.
 In Atlanta Saturday night, at least two players came through with the stuff expected of them, but which had not been delivered until then. High Pockets" Bryan, the lankiest center the Clubbers ever produced. played splendid game at center, and bids fair to star at this position from now on.
 Shugerman Improves
 Glemmie Shugerman. second string guard, when sent into the fray it Atlanta, came through with such t determined brand of basketball thsl he Is now looked upon as sure thirl guard, That means that he gets the call when either Mandy or Lauga- linhouse Is removed from the game.
 Bryan's return to center sends Gillie Chisholm back to forward, and probably means the benching of Bill Moughon. for while, at least. Moughon Is probably a better for ward and shot than Stapleton. but Ervin's system of basketball calls for forward playing guard and a guard playing forward. That Is. Mandy, at guard, shifts over and plays forward after the tip-off, while Stapleton, at forward, goes over 10 guard after the tip-off That ac- counts for the unusually large SCOT ing of Mandy this season, and for the fact that Stapleton's efforts havs been confined to floor work mostly.
 Reserves Doing Well
 Among the reserves. several play CTS are standing out as almost good enough for the varsity. Bethea's great size makes him valuable man. while Thomas and Trent are excel lent shots. but lack the weight. Each of these will probably get d chance iin the game with Knoxville
 The Clubbers have several more important games on their schedule. After the Knoxville game come clashes with Alabama, Mississippi A. & M Atlanta A. C., Tulane and other strong quintets.
 Saturday nights game will start at s:30 o'clock and will be followed by the usual dance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
s. BLNCKLEY AND DRAAK HERE FOR BOUT ---SPORTS
SimpSon-AHiance
 Game for Saturday

Simpson High schools game with Alliance High scheduled for today at the B., A. C.. has been postponed un- til Saturday morning, and will be played on the Athletic club court then at 1O.s0 o'clock.
 Alliances quintet was here last night. and worked out on the B. A. C. court This team finished third in the state tournament last year. and looks every bit as good this sea- son as last.
 The Junior Panthers, under the coaching of George Reynolds. have been going good this season. and are hoping to stop Alliance here Sat- urday
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
JACKSONVILLE GIRLS z PLAY NASHVILLE TEAM

Jacksonville, January 25.-(Spe- cial. .)-State Normal school girls basketball team, chaperoned by Mrs. c. W. Daugette, has returned from Nashville, where the team was de- feated by Peabody institute. En route to Nashville they played Bry- son college at Fayetteville, Tenn, and the Normal girls won from RrNSOn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26

Jacobs Oil at any
 drug store, pour a little in your hand, and rub it right on your aching back; and by the tim rou count fifty the s o r e n e s S and lameness is gone.
 Don't stay crip- pied. This sooth- ing, penetrating oil needs to be used only once. It takes the pain right out and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
THOMAS SHlBE WILL SUCCEED HIS FATHER

Philadelphia, January 25.-Thomas s. shibe was elected president of the Philadelphia American league at a special meeting of the stockholders today to succeed his father, the late Benjamin F. Shibe. His brother, .J John D. Shibe, was chosen vice pres- ident and secretary. Connie Mack was reelected treasurer and man. ager
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
STATE NORMAL BOYS WIN

cksonville, January 25.-(Spe- cial. 1.-The boys basketball team of the State Normal school defeated Tal- ladega High school of Lincoln, and Hollingsworth school in double header Saturday evening.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26

The Independents were in fine form and defeated the Attalla team by score Of 34 to 10. Another splendid game was between Skeens Five Foot CTS and the Disque team. which is considered one of the best of the city league, but Disque went down in defeat by the score of 26 to IT.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
 GOOD GAMES FEATURE IN GADSDEN LEAGUE

Gadsden, January 26.-(speclal.)- A fairlXagood crowd braved the bad weather last night to witness the games of basketball at the steel plant "Y" and they were rewarded with the best games of the season.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
 RED HERRING KNOCKS OUT EDDIE KELLY

Fl Dorado, Ark, January 25.-Red Herring of Paducah. Ky, knocked out Harlem Eddie Kelly of New York in the fourth round of a 10-round bout here tonight. They are lightweights.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
Back Weak and
 Lame for Years Rub soreness pain, s3ese0ess right out with . sna1a trial
 bottle of Oed St. Iacobe ON

St. Jacobs Oil stops any pain, so when your back is sore and lame, or 1umbago, sciatica or rheumatism has you stiffened up, don't suffer! Get a small trial bottle of old, honest St.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26

ends the misery. It Is magical, yet absolutely harmless, and doesn't burn the skin.
 Nothing else stops lumbago. sciat- iea, backache or rheumatism so promptly. It never disappointsl-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
Nope, MawrusS, clay pigeons arc not dirt cheap.
Life Full of DisappointmentS

Life Full of Disappointments
 Rupert Hughes wrote We Can't Have Everything The man who owned Man-o-War found that out. He had to force his horse in retirement before he had realized his ambition. He had a mad desire to win more races than Ben-Hur before his champion turf star was relegated to the pastures.
 We always figured that Stuffy McInnis was an intelligent ball player until We learned he was trying to get part of the pur- chase price the Cleveland Indians
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
GOocH TO SHIP FOR HOME


 John Gooch down the yesterday and J. B. tells that he's shipping out of Birmingham couple of weeks The former Baron catcher who holds down job with the the few days of his dhood Smyrna Tenn going up the farm and let m kill fatted calf for West Baden join the Pirate batterymen in spring training.
 Gooch likes Birmingham better than any he's placed his foot has been spending the winter here selling fv will baseball this better financial shape than athletes who didn't latch onto job during the cool period John Beverly made profit of Fod Christmas check club their proshang received Psburg players share of the world for finishing second
 The Baron strong for the Psburg management Gy Barney know how treat fellow right and that he's glad he landed the Pirate when the chance for him graduate into major league
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
RECEPTION FOR PLAYERS

Jacksonville, January 25.-(Spe- cial. )-After the game between Cherokee High school of Centre, which the girls team lost to the High school girls team, the first defeat the Center basketball team has met in four years, the girls gave them reception at St. Lukes Episcopal parish house.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
OLD DOLLAR BILL SEZ:

Time nd tide wait onn no ma few wimmen
 Tuggle Hex, talking his Oakley, merely craved free ducat tn opry house
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
Something New in Golf

With the winter rules now in force on tho golf links it would not be a bad move for the golfer to hire two caddies instead of one. One could carry the clubs and the other could wheel a bar row of sand over the course. so the golfer could tee up his ball on the faIrWaYs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
Buns Little Yarn

Buns Little Yarn
 Bun Alverson, the sporting goods impresario, who has cast his lot with Beech Chenoweth, tells a new one about decoy ducks. Someone had just finished spillipE the yarn about the old man who had such real looking decoys that the cat went out one morning and ate their heads off.
 That's nothing" said Bun, T remember few years ago when an old gentleman out west of here placed some decoys on a lake near his home. and was suddenly called away from home, leaving his artificial ducks on the lake. One of these decoys was en eX- ceptionally big specimen. and looked so natural that the flock of ducks which had settled upon the lake stayed there all winter waiting for their leader to move. They thought the big artificial duck was the leader"
 Hand embroidered nffidavits will be furnished for the above yarn if you'll fill out the appIi- cation blank which is to appear fin nn early issue.
 
 Jack Kearns and Jack Dempsey have patched up their differences and everything is peaceful in the champions camp now. For sev- eral months after the Dempsey Carpentier fight it was rumored that Kearns and Dempsey had split. Since the rumor went forth that Carp had been perma- nently injured by lacks body blows there was a sudden de- crease in the number of pugs who sought bouts with Jack. Kearns Is now in the cast trying to help the New York promoters dope out some antagonist for the champ.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-26
BASKETBALL RESULTS

At Nashville. Vanderbilt 22; Mis- sissippi A. & NJ, IS.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
why it don't get wen on general

why it don't get well on general
principles.
Sometimes it does. Sometimes men
recover from serious illness without
medical aid or advice. But the
chances all are on the side of the
man who calls for understanding as
sistance.
The right sort of a newspaper is
the best friend the American public
ever had or ever will have; it is the
greatest support and aid to Ameri-
cas- business men they will ever
know. The sympathy between the
business man and the paper should
be as near perfect as it can be made,
and so long as each side asks for and
expects only those things that a
common justice allows, the union
will be mutual support whose
value will be limitless.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07

The value of livestock on Ken
lucky farms January 1, 1922, was
approximately $92,73S,00 compared
to 1927, $4,000. January 1, 1921,
and s165,7O3,O00 January 1, 1920,
according to the annual estimates
issued by the U. S. Bureau of Mar
kets and Crop Estimates in co-opera-
ton with State Commissioner of Ag-
riculture w. c. Hanna. This is a
decrease of s72,965,OOO, or more
than A per cent. in the value of
Kentucky farmers livestock since
January /, 1920, and nearly "a per
cent. below the 1914 values before
the war. The decrease in total
value is due chiefly to shrinkage in
prices, though there has been an &C
companying decrease in numbers.
Since January 1, 1921, dairy cows
show a decrease of only 1 per cent,
other cattle per cent, sheep 8 per
cent, and hogs 5 per cent, in total
numbers. This estimate gives the
numbers of livestock on farms in
Kentucky, January 1, 1922, as fol
lows: Horses $4,000; mules $685..
600; milk cows $4,000; other cat.
tie $1,000; sheep 631,00O, AND
swine 1,214,000.
The average farm value of milk
cows in Kentucky, January 1, 1922
was $4,000 per head, compared tt
$500 January 1, 1920; other cat
tie $4,000 compared to $3.50, Janu
airy 1, 1920; horses $4,000 compared
to s1O5.OO; mules $4,000, compared
to $4,000; sheep $500, compared
to S11.20, and swine $3.50, compar
ed to $1,000 January 1, 1920.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
FRITZ KREISLER, FAMOUS VIC.
LINIST AT LEXINGTON,
MARCH 20

When Fritz Kreisler returns to
Lexington for a concert at Woodland
auditorium Monday night, March 20,
he will be received by an audience
many of whom have heard him often
before and others who are perfectly
familiar with Photographic records.
The Kreisler concert will be the fifth
and last of the Artist concert series
for the season 1921-1922.
Mr.. Kreisler has penetrated and
mastered every technical secret of
his instrument until he can draw
from it tone of manifold and shad-
ing or suggestion he would lay upon
1.-THE voice in perfection of the
violin, the music and the artist.
Kreisler's tour this year has in
cluded all the leading cities of this
country and he is now in Cuba. His
return to the States is scheduled for
about March 1.
Seats for the Kreisler concert may
be ordered by mail from Miss Anna
Chandler Golf, of the Lexington Col
lege of Music, or by telephoning
639-X. 1t is expected that the
Kreisler concert will be the most
popular of all the seasons offerings
and those who wish to obtain good
reservations should write or tele-
phone at the earliest possible mo-
ment. (adv)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
RESIGNS OFFICE POSITION

Miss Elizabeth Jasper has resigned
her position as clerk in the office of
the Bourbon County Farm Bureau,
and has accepted a position as stem
ographer in the Office of r. F. Glen
denim, insurance man. Miss Jasper
was recently elected secretary of the
Bourbon county Chapter of the
American Red Cross. She is a thor
oughly capable young woman, and
will be a valuable addition to Mr..
Clendenin's clerical force.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
OUR FOREIGN REPRESENTA-
TIVES.
ADVERTISING RATES

Display Advertisements, s1.00 pei
inch for first time; SO cents per inch
each subsequent insertion.
Reading Notices., 10 cents per line
each issue; reading notices in black
type. 20 cents per line, each issue.
Cards of thanks, calls on candi-
dates, obituaries and resolutions and
similar matter, 10 cents per line.
Special rates for large advertise
Ments and yearly contracts.
The right of publisher is reserved
90 decline any advertisement OF
ether matter for publication.
Announcements for political Offices
must invariably be accompanied by
the cash.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
NAMED ASSISTANT ON BOARD OF
HEALTH

Miss Helen Donaldson, who for the
past six months has been assistant
director of the State Board of
Health's Bureau of Public Health
Education and of its School Of Pub
lie Health, has been named acting
director of the bureau and school,
succeeding Mrs. Jane Dahlman, who
recently resigned
Miss Donaldson is trained execu-
tive with extensive experience in
health work. She began her career
as pubic health nurse in Kentucky,
then went to the State Board Of
Health of Texas, from which she re-
turned to her native State. Mrs.
Dahlman at the present time is in
Washington in conference with Fed
eral health authorities.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07

Love laughs at locksmiths, and al
wedlock, too, sometimes.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
Administrators
NOTICE

All persons having claims against
the estate of ]. H. Brooks, deceased,
are hereby notified to present same
properly proven by law, to under
undersigned administrator Of such
and payment. All such claims not
presented within the legal time, will
be barred. All persons knowing
themselves in debt to the estate of
the said j. H. Brooks, deceased, are
hereby notified to call and make full
and complete settlement with the
undersigned administrator of such
8stt II
SARAH e. BROOKS,
Administrators Of J. H. Brooks.
(17-3wks,
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
ADMINISTRATORS
NOTICE

All persons having claims against
the estate of Charles E. Butler, ST.,
deceased, are hereby notified to pre-
sent same. properly proven, as re.
quired by law, to the undersigned
Administrator, for adjustment and
payment. All such claims not pre-
sented within the legal time will be
barred.
All persons knowing themselves
indebted to the estate of the said
Charles e. Butler, ST.. deceased, are
hereby notified to call and make full
and complete settlement Of such in
debtedness with the undersigned
FRANCES V. BUTLER,
Administrator of Chas. e. Butler, Sr.
(17-3wks)
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
USERS OF ADDING MACHINES

For your convenience we are now
carrying a stock of the best adding
machine rolls and can supply you
with one or a dozen at time. This
Is a fine linen bond paper and abso-
lutely lintless.
THE BOURBON NEWS,
JOB DEPARTMENT.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
EDITORIAL FILINGS

A Chicago philosopher has pom
1erously announced that the flap
per's parents are responsible for her.
We say it's so. But for her parents
she wouldn't be here to flap. Doesn't
it strike you that way?
One theatre in Washington col
Iapsed when there was snow on the
roof, but not because of it. Seven
theatres which might collapse have
been closed as result of inspection.
Do they inspect buildings in Wash
fngton in blocks of eight after one
of the group has tumbled down?
Twenty years ago no Paris woman
oouid retain her social standing un-
less she had been operated on for
appendicitis. Nowadays the sine
qua non in the younger set is flap
peritis if you believe the more
alarmed than alarming social re-
formers.
Is the behavior of the present gen.
= Grafton of chickens (the feathered
kind of course) a demonstration of
Darwin's theory of the survival of
fttest? When the automobile first
appeared, large numbers of fowls
were slain in this country while
sucrrying across the road in front of
approaching automobiles. Now, the
(the feathered kind, of course) q,
merely cock their heads to one side
and wink knowingly as the speed
demons race past them.
Enthused over the prospect for a
season of baseball in the newly-or-
ganized Blue Grass League, Editor
James M. Allen, of the Cynthiana
Democrat, embarrassed his old poet
ical nag, the other day, and permit
ted her to kick out the following:
"Soon we'll hear the UNI
Pire shout:
Strike three.
IOu
Editor Jim is not the only one
who has delicious longings for the
cid familiar sights and sounds when
the umpire takes his stand and
shouts play ball"
A Bourbon county woman came
INTO a local restaurant the other day
with a large basket of eggs she
wished to dispose of. After consid-
cradle time spent in argument over
the price for the fruit, the restaur-
ant man told her the price she de-
manded was too high, as compared
with the present market value. With
. toss of her head, the spirited wo-
man gathered up her basket, and as
she went out the door, hurled back:
well, sir, I'll eat every darned one
of these eggs myself, before I'll sell
them for a cent less than l asked for
them" That settled it!
An old-fashioned Paris man who
lives on Pleasant street objects to
women smoking. Why shouldn't they
smoke if they want to (and to dead
moral certainty if they want to
they're going to do IT'D There is
nothing essentially worse in a
feathery wisp of smoke from a wo-
mans lips than from a mans. Our
Paris conscientious objector" says,
however, that womah's kiss flavor
cd with nicotine isn't half so sweet
rs one fragrant with frangipanni
twhatever that is-he didn't ex-
plain.) Some of the women say
that's the reason they smoke-the
men don't bother them so much.
How about this, dear beloved chick
ems, dappers and others?
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
it Looked Bad,

"Why you call my boy a poor nut?''
queried an indignant mother, who con.
fronted the dietitian of New Jersey
charities association the other morning
at her office door. And the latter has
not yet found a way Of convincing
Mrs. Caruso that poor nut" on the
face Of Angeles card stands for poor
nutritiOn.-Survav
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07

Twenty years ago no Paris woman
oouid retain her social standing un-
less she had been operated on for
appendicitis. Nowadays the sine
qua non in the younger set is flap
peritis if you believe the more
alarmed than alarming social re-
formers.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07

character, standing or reputation of
any person, firm or corporation
which may appear in the columns
Of THE BOURBON NEWS will be
gladly corrected if brought to the
attention of the editor.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1922-03-07
AUCTIONEER

Let me be your auctioneer for
sales of any kind. I have had four
years experience as auctioneer, and
I will try my very best to give you
good deal. My rates will be salts
factory. Give me a trial. At Ford
ham Hotel after February IL.
BRYAN WILLIAMS.
(jan31-tf)