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The Washington herald., 1922-08-22
War Department, 10
Shipping Board, 8
CITY LEAGUE-sEcTIoN A.

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Shipping Board So. GOO o 8 90 g. )
l2l. O'Keefe (2l. Smith, IngleJ. Brown,
Williams, Klucl,r, Sterzer. Erro-s--KlEok-
n. strrzer Hardy (:J, Won HetbniS. Tao
base hits-Tetreanlt. O'Keefe, Dillon. Sac
rifce hit-Charlton. Bases on balls-On
Brown, .; Sterzer. .. Struck out-By
Brown. .; Sterzer. :. Hits-0n Sterzer, 10
in innings; Degnan, 1 in 4 innings. HIT
by pitcher By Deguan tSmith. Iuslcy,
Brown; by Brown tsterzer, -. Uupires
Hughes and Doyle.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22
Yesterdays Results
Sandlot Title Series
ToDAY'S GAMES,
Sandlot Serieg.

Sandlot Series.
Unlimited Division, Section A-Dominican
Lyceum vs.. Shamrock, at Washington Bar
racks. 5:15
Senior Division. Section A-st. Peters vs.
Roamer. at Union Park. 5:l5.
Junior Division, Section A-Stanton Ju-
nior vs.. Warwick. at Linworth. 5:15.
City League.
Section A-Grace VS.. Valuation. at Grace;
War vs.. Southern Railway, at Union sta
tion.
Section B-CommerciaI VS.. Washington
Gas, at White Lot; standard Oil VS.. Regis
tiers. at Knickerbocker
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Epiphany, 10
Trinity, 8
totals. Is 10 IS 1oI Totals. q

called at end OF sixth on account of dark.
ness.
Runs - Hilleary. Homan (2). Goldsmith
%. Haney. Hunt. Houser. MeGann (2l.
hale, scruggs t2). B. Kessler 81. Collins,
Heeke- Errors - Moser t2), Hilleary. Two
base hits : Hunt, Hilleary. Haney. scruggs,
collins. Goldsmith. Three-base hits b.
kessier. Stolen bases - Mccain i2l
Heeke. Collins t2). Sacrifice hits-warner
Homsn. scruggs. ourand- Bases on balls
on De1sndorf. 1; OF Hauser, 9. Struck out
BY Desendorf.- 4; By Hauser. 10. wild
pitchesEHausers l9. Passed balls-Doye
tst- Hit by pitched ball By Dezendorf
tDovel. Cmpirc-venecei. Time Of rams
-1:3J.
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Runs sullivan. Chs?pell, Baldwin C2),
Carroll, Wright. Gioyanetti. Owen, Clark,
Waters. Bender, Patterson, Burthe, Clatter-
buck. Errors - Chappell, Waters (2), Pol
lock. Two-base hits Carroll, Wright,
owen, Clark 90. Waters, Burthe. Three
base hits - Chappell. Carroll. Bender. Stolen
bases - Patterson, Montague. Sacrifice hit
BALDWIN. Bases on balls-0n Clatterbuck,
q; on Owen, /. Struck out - By Clatter-
buck, 4; by owen. 0. Hit by pitcher-By
Gistterbuck Wright, GiovanettD; by Owen
(Noonel. Cmpires Watt and Bratburd.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22

Mich gan a. c. trounced the Pike
town A. c. IL to yesterday. Mich
igan club members will meet to-
morrow night a. s o'clock at 1879
Pennsylvania avenue southeast
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22

Playing in the Georgetown Hol-
low. the Garfields defeated the
Kniekerbockers for the second
time this season by score of )
to Z. Fisher. of the Knicks, re-
tired in the first under fire. four
runs having been scored off him
before man was retired. Sothern,
who relieved Fisher. Jared better.
but was touched up for twelve hits.
Averill relieved Brayton and held
the Knicks scoreless for the last
two innings and gained credi. for
the victory. Rade's fieiding for the
winners featured
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22
Windsor Entries.

First Race-s1.400; Maiden g.
year-olds and up; six furlongs:
Topmast, 107; Zack Terrell. 1O7;
Forest Major. 107; Plutrel. 1IO:
Tamper, 110; Anglum Maid, Ios;
Wake Up. los; Brother John, 10:
Petite Dame. 110: ir Tan, 1O7;
North Tower, 107; Playwright, 9S;
Magikon, lis.
Second Races1 400: claiming; 3
year-olds and up: fooled in
los; Blossom. 80: Buckwheat, 115:
Salton. 107; Green Springs, 110; DR..
Macarthur. 100; Topango, Ill; Bet
tie Mae, 81; Hot Coal, ITO; Honey's
Jewel, 112; The Ulster. 1o4: Sweet
Cookie, 107.
Third Race-s1.5o0: claiming; s.
year olds and up fooled In
Canada; one mile: TroubIer, 1o4;
Witch Flower. 113; Sir Clarence.
lis; 'Chloris, 100; 'Dellahm, 110.
Fourth Race-$1,600; The Essex
Purse; 3-year-olds and upward; ono
and one-sixteenth miles: Jimmie
Daw, los; Eulah r, 115; Sandy Beal,
i16; Finery. 80; Merrimac, 103; Pas
toral Swain, 103; Sangrado, e5; Bull
let Proof, 110; Westwood, 108; Red
stone, 100.
Fifth Race-s2.5oo; the D and C
plate: all ages: six furlongs: DR..
Hickman. 107; Madeline Lillian, 1lc;
Minute Man. 109; Top o. the Morn
ing. 109: Feylance, 10S; Guvnor, 106;
Carmandale, 11s: Translate, 112.
Sixth Race-Mile and a sixteenth;
a-year-olds and up; maiden Jockeys:
claiming: $500: Bond, 80; Sun
Brae, III; American Boy. Ill;
walk Up, 102; MARY araxim, sS:
'Tingling, 80; Belgian Queen. 10s;
'Encrinite, 102; "Chasseur. 106; Fair
Virginia. 100: 'Jewell v. D., 81;
'Claymore, 104.
Seventh. Race-Mile and a fur
long: 3-year-olds and up: claiming;
s1.4oo: Archive. 100; Hysteria, 90:
Top Mast. 81: Dissolute, 81; Lord
Wrack. los: Damoris. 103; Dottas
Best. '113; Pierre-A-Feu, Io5: Gri-
selda. s5; Haman, 113; Pit, 100;
Summer Sigh, los; Cavalcadour 3D.
10s: Baby Cal. 113; Harry Burgoyne,
113: Sea Way. los: Great Hawk,
107; Yorkist. 1os.
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lpGais. oa IL "a L. IOtts-. - - q
Score by innings;
New York ...... o . o q 20 q n-3
Washington ......0l go 90 IS
Runs Lowery. Lemerick. Ford C2l.
Warren. Feldman. Goldsmith. wehb. Hag-
gerty. Stortz (2l. Errors - Warren. Gold
smith tel. Reifsnyder C2l. stortI- Two
base hits - Lowery, Goldsmith. Stolen bases
-Lemerck. Hood. Suess, Feldman, Stortz.
Sacrihc hits Lemerick, Hood. Suess.
Webb. Double plays stortl TO HsEgerty
TO St"rtz Lefts ON bases - Washington. ::
New York. 4. Bases on balls - or webb.
/: Of Pierce I. Hits on Pierce IL in
= innings; of Lang. in 8 innings. Struck
out by Webb. 10; by Pierce. ?; by Lang.
. Passed balls - Goldsmith. Stortn Losing
pitcher Pierce.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22

Cne Hoad to Success.
CThe secret of Ty Cobb's success
is his favor.te slogan: My best all
the time"
The Washington herald., 1922-08-22

Dempsey's main trouble is finding
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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06

The Puerto Rican legislature set
aside $4,000. 900 for public schools, out
of a total budget of $lOOOO,OOo.
Mrs. Emma Overstreet is the new
taller at Casey county, Ky. Her nus
band. a candidate for the office, died
two weeks before election, and the
widow was named as a substitute can
didate.
Florence. Italy, is known as the
City of Flowers" Here the famous
orris root perfumes are produced from
the roots of the large pale purple iris
or flag, which is grown extensively
/ throughout the surrounding districts
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06
MR.. ELEPHANT

Billie Brownie was paying a call on
Mr.. Elephant.
lie had promised to cake back 10
the other Brownies the latest news
from the elephants. and Mr.. Elephant
was ready 10 tell Billie Brownie what
they had been thinking and talking
about.
Billie Brownie was always delight
ed To call ON Mr.. Elephant, for ne was
"a great friend of his. on. yes, he was
very fond of Mr.. Elephant.
Sometimes Mr.. Elephant danced for
him and that always delighted Billie
Brownie.
Now and again he would dance with
his keeper and show off all his tricks.
But this time Billie Brownie just
wanted to have chat with Mr.. Ele-
phant so as To hear the news.
1--WE been thinking about many
things" said Mr.. Elephant after he
and Billie Brownie had greeted each
other.
"Of course when speak about fash
ions | never know but what every
thing may change before | so much
as get out my opinions on fashions"
II never really knew you had opin-
ions on fashions" chuckled Billi'
| Brownie. I'm learning"
"On this fashion in particular" said
! Mr. Elephant.
at has taken me long time to GET
all my thoughts together on this sub
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06
TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

A. 'ss BESSIE Newson has the distinc-
~, u oeing Oklahoma's only woman
m. australian government is coin
vs.l penlnes to the value Of $4,000 a
the time. 10 sio''ase oil
m.- "a average Scotchmen are three
- OF an inch taller than Irish
freshmen are three-quarters OF
. H.s.s taller than Englishmen and
- i en three-Quarters of an Incl
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06
billie Brownie Was Paying CALI"

billie Brownie was Paying Sd'i'
ject, for / do not think of fashions
often, so you are right when you say
have no opinion on fashions.
"YOu don't say just that, to be sure.
But you were surprised to hear that
l had opinions on fashions.
And you may still be surprised. for
II is only once in awhile that l do
have opinions on this subject.
"As say, I've been a long time
thinking all this up. because I've been
busy thinking of other things-not be-
cause I'm stupid about thinking"
81 know that you're not stupid"
said Billie Brownie.
Good" said Mr.. Elephant. 'for I'd
| hate to be thought stupid-especially
by nv good friend. Billie Brownie.
"And then. too. as | was saying, the
| fashions may change before | even
tell my story-Tm taking a long
enough time about il!
81 don't know what we'd do If there
were fashions in elephant land as
there are in the peoples world.
"Now. for example. this fashion for
ladies Ia hide their ears. Young girls
do the same They cover their ears
with their hair.
"Pve not seen any boys or men do
this as yet-but maybe the fashion
will spread to them too.
"There's no telling. Far be 1t from
Mr.. Elephant to say.
"Of course they'd have to let their
hair grow if they were going to follow
the fashion. That is one of the rea-
sons we could never follow such
fashion.
"We'd have TO grow long locks
perhaps they wouldn't have to flow
bur they'd have to he fairly long. And
then we'd have to wind our hair about
and over our ears.
"And as see no way Of our getting
hair I'm sure the fashion will never
come our way.
| "And if it did. what a horrible TIM
there would be- How would people
know US apart? Ears are so impor
tant in our world.
snow Miss Smith, doubtless, look
unite different from Miss Jones. evel
though they both have their ears GOV
cred.
"Rut how could folks know Mis-
Indian Elephant unless they could Sc
her dainty. triaEgularly or three-cor
ner shaped ears? And how coui
they recognize the West African ele
plant family If II weren't for thel
lovely little round ears?
AND the pride and joy OF the grea
African Elephant family are the larg
flaming ears they can show!
"Oh. it would be a fashion tha
would never do in elephant land.
THE ears of humans are so unin
portant that it matters not II the
cover them up. poor dears!
with elephants it is so very, yer
different !"
And Billie Brownie agreed as I
4 thought amusedly of how absurd
would be if there were fashions
elephant land such as there are amor
peoplei
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06
Out OF the Mouths Of Babes.

Two little tots were watching the
clouds near the horizon one evening"
when one exclaimed: "Oh, see the
sheet lightning"
Shortly after there was q smaller
fash from the small cloud, and the
other cried out: "Oh. there II soma
uillowcase nghtnjngI
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06

James EadS How. president of the
dobos' association, who called on Pres
dent Harding recently and invited him
to attend the associations convention
TO be held In Buffalo, \. Y. July :. 3
and 1 of this year. The organization
is known as the International Broth
erhood Welfare association. with head
uuarters in Cincinnati, o. Mr.. How is
rallied the millionaire hobo"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-07-06

Adoph NiHot the bureau of fire investigation
rights the city gratis MT Nho cis
fraud virtually
OF and
and emblem oil he
little ball In st
Of fraud Will OUTSIDE
police Watchers ana ue
machine will arrest" impossible for him TO leave un
closing the
candidate the exact
he
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09

we entered a discussion bloodshed We shy
At a discussion OF peaceful solution OF barter and
trade.
Such attitude - wholly in keeping with the
political issue against the League OF Nations Il
IN keeping with the spirit OF America which has
sppIauded every effort TO bring real and lasting
agreements for peace
This country needs the people OF Europe as Gus
toners It needs a stable Europe and a prosperous
Europe.
An economic congress contains thought OF
entanging alliance for wars, for maintaining royal
~ upon its throne for onense or defense against
other lands
Every practical consideration, every humane i'm
pulse. directed that this country at least give advice
70 peoples who seek stability and economic sound
ness. The stand OF this country simply means a
continuing tnreat Of bankruptcy already des-
perate world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
HERE'S YOUR VINDICATION.
YE F4IRHAJRED

Any lady with golden t~esses who have been
distressed the thought that the famous
psychologist. Andre Tridon. had pronounced all the
fairhaired lacking In courage, need worry no
more.
It isn't the color Of the hair at al that deter
mines human action. but something else.
Something was said in these columns in reply
the structures Of the psvc oenalyst. few words
in defense OF those who really needed no defense
a few though about the beauties Of history from
Helen OF Troy down TO the Mae Murrays whose hair
happens to be shaded to the color of the sunlight
The editor of this paper today received the re-
joinder from Mr. Tridon
all mistake. never said that blondes
catlike and cruel But read his letter:
Editor The Ncws-Times:
Dear Sir:-DOnt you dare TO queer me with
the blondes. them. In fact my greatest
admiration this year has been for the bIondest
OF all blondes. the beautiful Marie Jeritza OF
the Metropolitan opera house. / have been
rather cruelty msquoted.
What I really said that no blonde would
have the cruelty face "A she loved and
shoot him. darS-baircd woman on the other
hand. when spurred by jealousy. would not be
stopped by pity. Nor training and eduCz,-
ton anything to do with that 1t is a question
Of glands. the size and makeup of the adrenaIs
being the crucial factor in that sort Of thing
Cordially yours
ANDRE TRIDON
New York City March s. 1922
So there YOU are. The psychoanaIyst loves all
who the crowns of golden haze You always
have the glow of pity in your heart. in your
maddest moments You never could be cruel to the
you love, at least not cruel enough to kill him
when he had his eyes upon you.
All women may. if they wish. read into this let
ter from the scientist the suggestion that emotions
wild impulses overwhelming passions. cannot be
changed by training with education
Perhaps that is the that this rather
famous student Of the human mind so frankly ad-
mits that he loves blondes and blazons the newest
opera star the object of his greatest admiration
Far be It from anyone TO interfere with the
proper working out of any complex which Mr..
TridOn may have at present
Far be It from anyone TO queer him any other
with any blonde, TO say nothing OF all blondes.
So here you are. Mr.. Tridon-with the hope that
the eyes OF those who twisted your words into a
Islander the fairheaired may be blasted and
they may never again look upon the like of those
in whom your own soul delights
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
SPLENDID ISOLATION

The United states will send no representative to
the gathering at Genoa called to discuss means of
rehabiHtating The world.
Therefore the conference will not he much of
for this country has about all that is left
OF the prosperity of the world and stands as the
great creditor Of the desperate peoples who are
seeking a way out.
Europe must solve her own problems OF food. Of
industry and OF commerce This country. most
vitality interested in their efforts will not present
will give word Of advice viii have no part in
shaping program that might send back the SOL
ders TO the forge and farm.
The reason given by the president that this coun-
try VIII not SIT I'm conference with Russia that it
viii not recognize the soviets or the Russian gov
eminent means that this country will remain aloof
and apart while the most vital questions that have
arisen from the war are being discussed
The creditor VIII not attend meeting of bank
rupts. That leaves the answer as to how soon this
country collect quite easy to solve.
The declaration that this country will maintain
its splendid isolation IS an empty boast-ror the
interests Of this country always affected by the
conditions Of other nations
The business conditions In England Germany.
France and Russia have very direct reelection
IN the pay envelope OF every American working man
and IN the FocketboOk Of every American farmer.
ANY effort to put these peoples who are blndly
seeking way from their financial morass, on solid
ground should be Of vital interest 20 this country
- for no other than the collection OF money
they owe u.s.
Every effort made bind the nations OF Europe
together En- au Industrial purpose should have the
afd OF this nation. which must trade with these
tions or adont policy Of absolute isolation.
Unless hungry Europe goes TO work. desperate
Europe viii
Unless stable Europe turns industry. a tot
tering Europe viii turn TO ravage and blood
Even soviet Russia. bound 10 industrious labor
= preferable 10 a greedy hateful Russia with two
millions of men ready take by pilage what
may be denied them by purchase.
nation which has jest made agreements for
Limitation OF Places Itself the attitude
% refusing economic agreements for trade
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
TVED IN ANTFRICA
VERSE o. CHEER
By Edgar L. Jones
DIG IN.

DIG IN.
Dig I'm Don't sit around and sigh
Until your chance goes slipping by.
Dig in and work. and grimly try
With all your heart TO win.
It's better far If you will use
Your time in trying. tho you lose
Than just 10 sit and sing the blues
OF how things might have been.
Pep up Don't sit around and whine,
Get on your feet and fall n line,
Rub the dark spots, make 'em shine,
Pep up and win the fight
Il all depends on how you DO
The work that is assigned to you,
Pep mp and push and put it thru
And make the future bright.
Don't quit! The game was never
won
BY deeds a fellow might have done,
You've got to get up with the sun
And toll the proper way.
Dig in Pep up! Don't quit! A man
Can do just what he thinks he can.
So think and work and scheme and
plan
To win the fight today
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
More Truth
Ethan pOQtru
.E)V DANES q MONtd61Q Y
BENIGHTED-AND HAPPY.

BIN tTt1IED-AND HAITI
Greenland has declined the Danish
offer of a radio station.)
In Greenland-land of year-'round
snow
They haven't any radio;
They haven't heard a single word
About the late divorces;
They haven't yet had any news
Concerning how our Mr. Hughes
Has asked the Jap to lay off zap
And scrap her naval forces.
For all they know. there still is
peace
Between the sultan's gang and
Greece.
They do not lie awake TO try
To solve the Russian tangle:
Nor do they con dispatches through
To learn what England's going 10 do
If Ulster men begin again
Another Irish wrangle.
They do not cit around and fret
About the unpaid German debt;
They don't concern themselves to
learn
The stock exchange quotations;
They never get the slightest thrill
About the news from MovieVille;
They have no wish except TO fish,
And ply their plain vocations.
In Greenland they are satisfied
In ice-built igloos 10 abide:
They never care to probe the air
For radio dispatches.
They think that ignorance is bliss.
And though the latest news they
miss.
Wen say they've got a tidy lot
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
THE BLACKLIST HOUR

Twenty thousand Americans committed suicide in
1921 This lis the estimate by the save-a-Life
league, whose members work to prevent suicides
Included in the list Of those who took their own
lives were sos children SOC war veterans
Easy to explain the great increase I'm suicides
says Harry NJ. Warren president Of the save-a-Iife
league.
He blames it largely disturbed economic con-
ditions that have caused tidal wave of business
failures. unemployment and the personal suffering
resulting from financial setbacks
Also "the growing completely OF our modern
life, the feverish unrest, crimes. divorces ques-
uonable dress unhappy home relations the decline
of 'igious sentiment and other things have caused
deraLged nerves. depression and less self-controI"
The empty pocketbook is a leading cause of sui
cides, but not the only Last year IS million
aires took their own lives.
Millions of Amer;cans-weary disIlusioned-are
discouraged almost to desperation and distraction
What they need is this powerful spiritual tonic
the knowledge that it is always blacklist just before
dawn.
Since May 1920 Americans have gone through
terrific earthquake Of prices. fortune and general
economics.
Many of us are saturated with the robson self
pity.
Yet our grandparents. IN the days following the
Civil went through exactly the same sort Of
hard times that are going through now. so
did their grandparents after the War Of 1872
The only difference is that they suffered more.
We of this generation do know what real hard
times are. Get some old resident to tell YOU about
the panic of 1S73-"when a dollar would buy nearly
anything. but almost had the dollar"
Life is more less of a gamble an endless chain
Of alternate losses and winnings Many Of us in
facing present problems need some Of the gamblers
pluck nerve and fatalisn.
Any one who has ever known professional
gambler has heard him say: rive been a long time
in run Of hard luck. Things couldn't get much
worse, they're due for change"
The gambler has truth behind him
run OF luck is always worst jus- before It
changes
The fever victims temperature reaches its highest
point, the crisis. just before there's turn for the
better.
Cheer up. folks The night is black But the
clock is striking 3. Dawu-the sunrise OF a bright
days close at hand
Hold the fort just lit,le longer Relief is near.
It was hard winter for those SQUIRRELS who
stored up gof balls
Sometimes j, is doubtful if Europe wants 20 get
on her feet or ours
When "a plants a garden and neighbor
gets chickens-seeds come UP and chickens go down.
Too many people the job have started their
vacations
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
BertOn BrdIeyS Daily Poem
IheNeWeSt Test

e cherished a o att a
purleus socially
And by brilliant entertaining gradually gaining
a which all could
a
We confident winning
a
There burgares uncounted daily
There rObberies
(Which logical, of-course. If nothing
the
Which / looks!
lowered
burged
hadn't. o a
And outside the
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1922
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
Street Wear

to be will preferably be suit of tTeedthat ism
sportve suit of navy blue Twill Cord Poiret Twill
tailored sen-taored with slken overbouse Of Batk,
of canton crepe beaded French bouse Crowned with
a trig small hat the outfit Is comp lete.
The dark straight line dress finds favor with many and
suitably adorns one.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09

Judge Ducomb-You are accused
OF killing your farm hand by cutting
of his hand. What have you TO say
IN defense OF the act.
The Accused-Well. I'll tell We,
jedge. TIL darn fool done drank a
quart of poultry medicine and for
more than a week he didn't do n
blamed thing 'cept flap his wings
and crow. and IL got on my nerves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09
OVFRPAID.

Reporter-What will the job pay?
Country Edltor-Well. the man we
have now writes all the news from
the city hall and corrt house. reads
all the copy, writes all the heads.
reads all the proofs. writes the edi-
torials. puts up joke column, and
we pay him SIS a week.
Reporter-You seem to have a
very efficient man. I advise you 20
keep him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-09

OF course it's only a suggestion
but wouldn't it be a good idea 70 In
.sert a clause IN the income tax law,
providing for a penalty OF say "a
percent additional. IN case the payee
does not kick In cheerfully7