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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

John McManus, aged about As, died
at the home of his sister, Mrs Edward
\ O'Hare, March 18th
! Monday two of our aged and respect
ed citizens, Messrs. Nicholas Hartert
and Matt May, aecidently fell on the
cement walk on High street. Both
struck the back of their heads stun
ming blow and several hours passed
before Mr.. May rega'aed his power Of
speech.
Mrs. Fred Bachelor was summoned
to that vast forever" Saturday eve
ming. She was a large and apparently
robust woman of about 80 years and
had been sick only two or three days.
The body was taken to Platteville fox
burial.
The county home commissioners have
chosen Morris Parkinson and his esti
mable wife of this city as superintend-
ent and matron of said institution. This
action is regarded as one of wisdom.
The Mineral Point Public Service Co.
stole a march on the Interstate Co. by
beating them to a franchise which ex-
tends out of Linden through TO Livings-
ton, Mifilin, Rewey, Montfort, High
land, Cobb. Edmund and back to Linden
and Mineral Point.
A change will be made in the United
States flag on July 4th this year. when
two new stars will be officially added
to it, The states admitted this year
are Arizona and New Mexico. this being
the first time since 1890 that more than
one state has been admitted to tho.
union in one year.
The railroad commission has decided
that the railroad company and not tho
town maintain and keep in good repair
a bridge short distance south Of this
city,
Palmer Allen, while working on the
Brown hoist at the zinc works Tuesday
evening, fell from the machine and
broke a leg.
About eight inches of snow on the
level fell on Monday.
Miss Emma Thomas, aged 81 years.
died at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Reu-
ben Ellsworth, March 9th.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
Fifteen Years Ago, 1907

The Hollandale Review came out last
week with a pictorial extra, giving an
account of that thriving village, found
ed in 1887 by Hon. Ben. Holland.
Freddie Dodge (coloredD died at the
home Of his parents in this city Tues
day, aged II years.
An ordinance providing for the sta
tioning Of hagman at the railroad
crossing was passed by the council on
Monday evening. Another ordinance
relating to a new municipal building
was introduced and it will have TO be
submitted TO a vote Of the citizens for
solution.
Samuel Jenkin of this city and Mrs
Allie Stephens of Linden were married
by Rev. M. Chase. March 9Th
John Strachan died at the home of his
mother, this city, March II, aged 40
years.
Messrs. Spensley & Have decided to
run cheese factory in connection with
their creamery.
The Iowa County Bank has opened a
savings department in connection with
It's regular banking business.
Mr. Chris Otter died ia Chicsro last
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
Local Overflow.

Pay less and dress better. Buy
your clothes of G. Varlin.
Charles Smith of Chicago and John
Medinger of Milwaukee attended the
funeral of Bert Medinger on Thursday
Mrs. Joseph Sehaumberg and sis.
ter, Miss Elizabeth Hnpperts, returned
Saturday from a three weeks stay
with relatives at Kingsley, Iowa, where
they were called on account of the ILL
ness and death of their sister. Mrs.
Matt Stetfen.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. Doyle returned
to Belmont Sunday. after visit at the
home of Fred Nicholson.
Mr.. and Mrs Edgar Jenkins and
family have moved into one of the
James A. Hoare homes.
Mrs. Dwight Mercer returned
Thursday from a weeks visit with
friends in Beloit.
Mr.. and Mrs W. II. Kelly of Fort
Atkinson were Sunday guests of her
parents, Mr. and Mrs W. w. Williams.
Mrs, W. S. Reese of Dodgeville
was guest of her daughter, Mrs. James
p, Hutchinson, several days last week.
MIR. and Mrs. James Knight and
daughter returned to Belot Thursday,
after a good visit with Mineral Point
relatives.
Mrs. Charles Hall of Freeport is
visiting her daughter, Mrs. P. o. Vivian.
Miss Agnes Mcllhon returned to
Chicago Sunday, after visit at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. j. W. Horn.
Miss Mayme Cummings was up
from Platteville to spend Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. Henry Wese re-
turned to Verona Saturday. after a
weeks visit with their son Emil and
family.
There is law which forbds a per-
son 10 advocate the boycott and it is
perhaps better so. But we know of no
restriction against decency loving peo-
pie making public announcement of the
fact that they will no longer pstronize
a movie theatre in which an actor or
actress appears on the film who is
known TO be of the depraved class so
much under condemnation at the pres
ent time.
GAINESVILLE has tax delinquency of
$l28, 600, or Sc per cent
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
Not Due to Sex Alone.
Mineral Point Women HsVe Learned
the Cause Of Many Mysterious
Pains and Aches.

Many women have come Co know that
sex isn't the reason for all backaches,
dizzy headaches aud urinary disorders.
Men have these troubles. too, and often
they come from kidney weakness. To
live simply, eat sRaringly, take better
care of ones self and to use Doan's.
Kidney Pills, is bound to help bad kid
neys get better. There is no other
remedy 50 well recommended by Min
eral Point people Read this case
Mrs. Chas. Unger, Commerce St.,
Mineral Point, says. II was suffering
from dsordered kidneys. They were
weak and In other ways | knew they
were at fnult. My back was weak and it
hurt me to stoop or bend in any direc-
ton and ! had dizzy spells. began
taking Doan,s and about three boxes
cured me up in fine shape. | have been
free from kidney complaint ever since
and | cannot recommend Doan's any
too highly.
Price GO cents. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills--the same that
Mrs. Unger had Foster Milburp Co.
Mfgrs., Buffalo. N. Y.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

Married, at the residence of the
BRIDES father, March 9th, by Rev.
Chas. Irish, MIR. Henry Johns, of Chero-
kee, Iowa, and Miss Emma Bennett of
this place. The parties took the after,
noon train for their western home.
Boscobel has another busted bank, -
the Exchange Bank being the one to
close its doors against creditors this
time. AS usual, there are many per-
sons involved who can i'll afford to lose
what little they have accumulated.
The query now is, Where are the
Zinc White Furnaces TO be built 2"
We've heard two or three sites named,
but as yet II has not been determined.
Last Saturday, VIM. Sanders, the
cooper, was presented with twins.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

About 5 O'Clock Wednesday morning
fire was discovered in the back part
of the shoe shop of William Tile on
High street the building formerly oc-
cupied by Joseph Muenster as shoe shop,
and which contained w. N. Curry 8
harness store and so rapid was the
spread of the fire that the harness shop,
Wilmeroth's saloon, Charles Mappes'
saloon and billiard room, Lenahan Bros.
old store Occupied as warehouse)
were burned The losers on the build
ings are Patrick O'Dowd. Jos. Muens-
ter, Lenahan Bros, Jas. Bennett of
Galena and Col. Cobb. Three families
were turned out of house and home.
Died. in Dubuque. March 18th, Mrs.
Harriet Eaton, widow of the late Par,
ley Eaton, Esq, of this city. Her re-
mains were brought to this place for
burial
The Dubuque Times gives the follow
ing figures for the eleven months since
the opening of the war: Union victor
les %, doubtful 2, rebel victories 8.
Army correspondents writing from
the Potomac have all manner of pleas
ant things to say of the Wisconsin
troops in Gen. Kings brigade, which
did good service at Bull Kun, is said to
be equal in drill to the famous 18th
Chicago Zouaves.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

in writing up basket ball items,
the Platteville Witness mentions Mrs.
Lulu Bridges, formerly of this city, as
follows: Friday night the preimin-
airy game was staged by Bridges
Boarding House Desperadoes against
the high school second team The
finish showed the Elm street athletes
leading safely II to 3. Mrs Lulu
Bridges was mascot and manager and
was present at the game. The team
huddled around their foster mother be-
fore and during the game and no doubt
received some very expert advice how
to play the ball !"
"A first class top buggy for $50 90
an open buggy for $4,000. Get our
prices on carriages, spring wagons and
harnesses. Fitzgibbons Brothers, Mon
roe, Wis. 5lwl4
Kitchens and Hines have 324 acres
of pasture land for rent well fenced
and well watered The same can BIO
divided into two pastures 2tf
Go to j. j. Mauger for watch and
jewelry repairing.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

Mr.. John Wallis, of this city, was
killed one day last week by falling into
a mining shaft near Salt Lake, Utah
Territory. He leaves wife and several
children.
The entire reading public will regret
to learn that Mrs. II. b. Stowe was in
jured, perhaps fatally, by fall at her
Florida residence on Friday.
There are twenty-five divorce cases
to be disposed of at the present term
of the Grant county court. Seventeen
of the applications are made by women.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

The Jack London club Of Boston is
fighting cruelty TO animals. 1t urges
people to walk out of theaters when
animal acts are brought on and when
pictures of such acts are thrown on
the movie screen.
Od-time circus men say all that's
needed to train animals is kindness
and red-hot iron. Usually so.
Keeping animal life Gagged and max
ing It perform for profits Is an In
heritance from mans jungle state.
Like all evils, it exists only by reason
of the people who patronlze it. They,
not the trainers, are the responsible
ones--Chicago Evening Post
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

The general intent Of blue sky"
laws is to prevent the sale of worth
less securities-stocks and bonds-by
providing that no such securities may
be sold unless a statement Of the re
sponslbllity Of the seller and the gen
eral financial condition of the corpora
ton Is FIRST filed with a designated
state official. These states have such
laws Illinois. Wyoming, Utah. Maine,
Minnesota, California, Iowa, Michigan,
Missouri and Nebraska.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

Married. March IL. at the M. +. par
sonage, by Rev. f. w. Straw, MIR.
August Burgess and Miss Nettie M.
Scott. both Of the town Of Willow
Springs.
Arrangements are being made for a
celebration and day of sports in this
city July 9Th, under auspices of the
fair association
On March 9Th, the spirit of Emily
Ellen, wife of John Buckingham, de-
parted from this life. She was 81
years of age and has always resided at
Waldwick.
Arrangements are being perfected to
hold an nter-hgh school tract meet
for Iowa county at Dodgeville in May.
Mrs. j. j. Hanseom was called to
Milwaukee last Saturday by the death
of her brother, c. H. Cleaver.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
FROM THE TRIBUNE FILES
Seventy Year. Ago, 1885,.

Married, at Willow Springs, on the
18th of February. by Cary Matthews,
Esq, Mr.. Rolston Davis of Lafayette
county to Miss Margaret McLimans of
Grant county.
Also on the 3rd of March. by the
same, Mr.. John Noble of LAFAYETTE
county to Miss Elizabeth Webber of
Iowa county.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

The Bell telephone system uses fully
10000 cedar telephone poles year,
also 100000 chestnut poles and 5000
ereosoted pine poles.
That Is an achievement, measured In
usual business terms.
But II means 7S5,oo0 trees chopped
down yearly.
Why not use concrete or steel poles
and conserve the timber? Forests are
vanishing like snow on hot stoye-lid.
THE timber wolf Is bowling at the door.
.--ChicagO Post.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

NJ and Mrs William Evans enter
tanned fourteen friends with a sumptous
six o'clock dinner Thursday evening in
honor of her father, Mr. William Wicker
man, prior to his departure soon to visit
his daughters in Milwaukee and son and
daughter in Lewiston. Montana.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

We wish to extend our heartfelt
thanks to the many friends whose acts
of Kindness and sympathy were such a
comfort to us ir our great bereavement
Also those who furnished cars.
IRVING. JAMES ToAY,
MRS JAMES NJ. ToAY,
G. w. BROWN and Family
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
FREE "HOOTCH"

A Sarkling Stimulent, Full of Wit and
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receipt Of your name with address
complete. Write to G. MITCHELL, 39J
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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
Notice of Town Caucus.

The caucus for the town of Mineral
Point will be held in the town hall,
city of Mineral Point, on Saturday,
March Is. 1922, at 2 o clock p, m.
CAUCUS COMMITTEE.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
ST. PAUL's CHURCH

l.. p. o REILLY, PASTOR
Sunday services
Mass at 500 and 1000 a. m.
Evening service at 1880
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

Over near Delavan is farmer
who boasts Of Duroc SOW which be-
came the mother vi Is live pigs the
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

Situated on north side of what 10
known as Slaughter Pen Hill, 3D. ward,
five and a half acres with two houses
and barn Inquire Of William Lynch
5w4a
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16
Single Admission 65c-5Oc-35c
Tickets on sale at Prdeaux & Bliss Drug Store

first week Of this month, and this, he
says is the fourth litter none Of which
which have numbered less than Ia pigs.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-03-16

week at the age of II years. He wav
resident of this city for over 30 years.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-04-03
BELGIAN BOXER VICTOR:
WAGNER BEATS HERMAN
Foreigner Makes Good Against Jack.
son-kid Shows CIeverness

1t was nine second khockdown
In the first round that lost for Joe
Jackson to Pete Ilobcn. the latest for.
cign tlStic arrival. at the National
Saturday night. He is n Belgian and
shapes up like II sweet fighter.
Jackson came back and put on II swell
exhibition OF boxing. jabbing and right
crossing to perfection for several
rounds. However, when it looked as If
he were about to forge ahead Of tho
boxer from Belgium making has
American debut, Joe got careless and
permitted the European wclterweight to
keep in the lead by u slight margin.
Th" result Of the Jackson .IIobcn So, :
to came n n big surprise. ~ did that
in the wind-un between lid Wagner
and Bab" Herman. The hid was the
Babe 5 muster in seven ot the eivhr
rounds. and fascinated the big crowd
by his brilliant showing.
Herman tried his hardest to connect
with haymaker, bur Wagner was in
there to make the Babe mis-, and that
the Bamhino did.
Roche Rodgers also pulled III, nm.
expected when h" Knocked our Ned Fir.
gerald, of Australia. in the third Jack
Perry and frankie Conday boyrI
u draw and Jimmy Gibbons won from
Willie Moore.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-04-03
AS AND RAH-RAH
BOYS WILL CLASH
Mackmen Are in Hattiesburg,
Miss, for Game With Co..
Iege Nine
LOSING STREAK IS BROKEN
Special Dispatch 70 Evening Public Ledger
Hattiesburg. Miss. April 3.

Special Dispatch 20 Evening Public Ledger
Hattiesburg. Miss. April 3.
CONNIE MACK and his first string
~ of Athletics pulled into town early
today. The American League cellar
ties are scheduled TO play what is being
advertised here as baseball game with
the local college nine.
Since leaving Eagle Pass. Tex. where
sandstorms reigned during the Ath.
letics' training visit there, the White
Elephants were unable to show any
winning form until Saturday. Then
the semi professional club managed at
Patterson. La, by Harry Williams
was slammed around bit.
with the breaking Of the losing iinx,
connie hopes that his cohorts will 80
along winning consistently, 10 that when
me American League club goes into the
lhiladelphia championship match next
Saturday Mt Shlbc Park with Kise WI.
helm s clan at least u close contest will
result.
The AS even surprised themselves on
saturday. They socked the pellet all
over the Patterson lot. Young HARRISON
and Vet NaylOr pitched remarkably
good game Of baseball. shutting out the
semi professionals, while the White
Elephants were running wild on the
bases for total of II runs.
The Patterson Grays held the A.
safe for four innings, with Lefty Town
send hurting great ball However,
Townsend was relieved in the fourth by
Schneider: Doubles by Witt. Dykes. a
pass to Walker. Welch and Perkins in
succession, started the run getting.
The work Of Dykes at third was the
outstanding feature Of the game. Th!.
youngster will fill in that spot with du,
credit to himself and help the club alont
II his spectacular work continue!
through the coming season.
Hauscr and Galloway at the othel
positions need more seasoning for a bi.
league berth, while Galloway ut tn,
short field is finished product.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-04-03
TRENTON PICKED To
WIN EASTERN TITLE
Potters Have Edge Over New
York Rivals Duo to Work
OF Rival Centers
FIGURES BEAR OUT FACTS

PHILADELPHIA and Camden bas-
Ketball fans are going to share with
inc followers of the Trenton and New
iork teams the privilege of witnessing
tne fnal and deciding game for the
championship Of the Eastern Basketball
League. ~''"''
IL Will be- played in Camden on We'd
haesday night at the Third Regiment
aimory, and although the Celtics have
'era' or the greatest stars that ever
ma'cu tne game. in their lineup, they
are not favored to win,
d,aiorme iore r. the series started il was pre- /.
uv'ed trenton would annex the hon
s Ss 'n Two straight games. This dope
hrt hHas shattered on Friday at Trenton.
s W.. .pe lntters came back on Saturday
s1 sa' una gave the GOthamitcs their
.. .a oeleat OF the season on the home
h. nr ," answer to the question appears ia
~ ~ summed up in one word, .'ccntcr, -
tr. teamS arc about evenly matcbed
~ ~ t.e advantage of the Jcrseymen M
sr n. ptvotal post just about swings rho
P'Hmusuium In their favor.
but course; liaggerty is big and rough
80" "u at that he cannot 0ut ;nmn
heour hr'el. Meehnn, who, while not as
ii, is fybtN" never flinches for a minute, and
n, ,nsNter who never quits.
o. ine New Workers. won the first oomo
~. 70 ~. and Trenton triumnbeI IN
,.maa m second tit. % to II, and in tho
sore pdni nlay,f ,h,n have resirterod inst one
goals have Lave hna. nun their rivals. The field
hine. Tue same each making
the at adou iou' shooting the Jerseymcn have
fouls i eIs", Es, In each game three more
but it III" ""St lat,ds been called on the Potters,
%h1 T. attempts for an average @ on u, = 5a5 aH'
20 Co,e ~. the Celts have tossed % ont i "i
IasSSeertfee Se record ora of the teams shows tina,
In the soma mas not scored q single point
nintnsi9le noipts 5 for 13 Of his club,s oesa ~
to ttohss, NJ T.. Tom Barry, who was u expsctaJ aI
has II ma%s ads weak ,n link in the Celtic chain chain
Il in I ali the highest number of points,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-04-03
SPRINGPRACT|CE
STARTSATP Penn
$50 Candidates Expected to
Spend Six Weeks in Foot
ball Drills
c n A N GES IN COACHES

CPRING football practice will start
~ Mt the University of PENNSYLVANIA
this afternoon, under the direction Of
Coach John W. Helsman. With Frank
lin Field taken up by the baseball and
track teams. the gridders will move to
Museum Field, along South street. Six
weeks, according to the schedule pro-
mulgated by Heismah, will be taken
up with the candidates in an effort to
determine what the prospects for next
season are.
The new men will start with the ru-
dimcnts, and will be worked up grad
ually until they learn sufficient of the
sport to indulge in signal drills, after
which regular scrimmages will be held.
The practice this year is to be diff
ferent than ever before. instead of
| the usual listening to lectures and dem
onstrations on the way to play the
game, clevens will be chosen. and
under the direction Of assistants, be
taught all that it is possible within
six weeks. The teams will battle
around the fourth and fifth weeks for
supremacy Of the spring practice.
| Heisman and the managers of the
team have sent out invitations to more
! than $50 men who have had experience
! as varsity, freshman or school play
ers, and also to number of men who
have the physical requisites for the
under their arms.
Has Corps Of Assistants
A corps of assistants. made up
chiefly Of varsity players of last year
! will aid Heisman in developing the
squad. Rex Wray. last years cap.
! tain, will take charge of the quarter
backs, Pos Miller, who will lead the
| 1920 team on the gridiron. will look
aftcr the remainder Of the backs. Tom
! Mcnamara will lend general assistance
wherever needed. while Lou Young. II
he can find sufficient time from his busi-
| ness, will look after the ends. Thur
man. Dorm and several other varsity
players Of last year will lend hand in
teaching the rudiments.
The coaching staff for next fall 4.
which is said to have been selected and
which will be ratified within the next
! few weeks. was expected to assist lieiS-
man starting this afternoon. but it is
will coach the scrubs again next year.
none of the other tutors will be on
hand.
Speculation on the staff for next, fall
is still rife. Any number of names have
| been mentioned in gridiron circles at
Penn during the last two weeks. but
nothing definite has been heard. Heis:
man. Sydney Hutchinson, chairman or
the Football Committee and the Ath-
| ietic Council, and Pos Miller in add.
ton to the prospective coaches are said
to be the only ones who know who the
coaches will be. .,
That a new staff will be on hand
is the consensus in Penn football inner
circles. Heisman is the authority for
the statement that he will have hut
three assistants next year and that the
freshman coaches will number probably
! five. DIR. John w. keogh, who has
been successful for the last few years
in developing excellent players out of
the freshman material, will in all prob
ability. be back on the job next fall.
although there is some talk of cap
tain OF recent team taking UP the
! reins.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-04-03
TOM ROONEY, LATEST ROWING
CITIZEN, TEETHED ON AN OAR
Went Through Sculng Motions Baby-Fough Storms OF
He'll Gate in Ro,boat-I9I6 National Champion
and No,U Philadelphian
Ry SANDY McNIBLICK

grucling race is matter OF nerve and
sound training.
1T takes months 10 get in shape,
and that's why / prefer to race for the
Gold Challenge Cup later than the date
set
Rooney explained his training sys-
TEN as Il matter of strict dieting and
tough physical work
The first part is on land he stated.
1 start with a twO-mile jog across
country and gradually increase my road
work to a run of about four or FIVE
miles. That is for the wind, lungs and
iegs. Your upon your feet all the
time in the boat and it takes real bower
to win.
meantime IN eating plain. whole.
some food and avoiding anything that I
nave found to disagree with me. eat
regularly and sleep by the clock. too,
VI course no smoking or drinking can
De attempted. It's regular schedule,
ana an important part is to keep out
III the air as much as possible.
Then a. Boating
When the fat is gone and a man
IS IN shap" he can finally step in his
boar. not until then.
=, "hrn reach This stage I abandon
the road work entirely and ., for lnuy
rows, well covered mp. It's Just n long,
steady Str"k" for five or ten miles with
good coach following to pick the
III 90 on the ,1rcr IN nH kind.
oI conditions. 4 good sculler
must be able to ScuH in ann Kind
V ~dfer and trimming sculIcr
'cW prore his class more in r0uqh
"dter than ichen its smooth.
AS the race approaches " continued
Rooney, Il get down to speeding up
ana going the distance. Rght M race
tlmr IN" greatest car" has to be- taken
OF IN" stomach, Any upset will b. dis
uStrOUS
Many an oar>Inun. finished our
latest rowing citizen. "catrhcS the crab
that loses II race. before he ever steps
in his boat for the start.