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Norwich bulletin., 1922-09-15

Sure Way for Good Congressmen
 The only sure way for any Congress to make good is to have the people make good Washington Post
Norwich bulletin., 1922-09-15
LII Making Faces kt Your Heals!

Tronized Yeast Gives the Stomach
 Natural Digestive Powsrl
 There's one organ in the human body that sskicks back" when 1t gets weak, and that's. the stomach. NO stomach on earth can operate with out vftarnines-and-iron. The same thing is true about the nerves. There ls hardly anything that can happen
Norwich bulletin., 1922-09-15

4o the nervous system that is not at oficA reflected to the stomach. weak nerves! weak stomachi Ma tifrer has only one answer; more vita mines ironizedI But remember that Ironized Yeast Is not a mere mixture of yeast and iron. but is yeast iron ized, which is a, substance all by itself. This is why Ironized Yeast produces almost immediate results in cases of loss of appetite, aversion to food, be1ching, gas on the stonr- ach, fermentation, Hump -of-lead's feeling after eating. dypepsia, indi- gestion. There is only one Ironized Yeast in the world; it contains yeast Vitamines with-organic-iro the very natural food-power which every strong stomach and every strong 1iervods system possesses. The answer is, ironizeI vitamin-ize! Iron ized Yeast, Is sold at all drug stores at s1.00 a package. Each package contains SO tablets, each tablet is sealed. They never lose their power. Mid by Ironized Yeast Co.,, Atlanta, Ga. Take Ironized Yeast, and you'll ! enjoy, eating; and digest thoroughly
 everything you eat. That's hfei
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
PLEASANT VALLEY

Mrs. Pearl Cook, wife of Ira Cook
passed away at her home here Sun
day morning. While Mrs. Cook had
been in i'll health for more than a
year, her sudden death was an un-
expected shock to her family and
to the community. For more than
nine years the Ira Cook family have
lived in Pleasant Valley and the
community sadly mourns the. loss CT
Mrs. Cook and wish that we could
do or say. something that would
ease the deep grief of the husband
and Children.
Funeral serves were held at the
Cook home on Wednesday morning
and interment made in the cemetery
ear Puposky Wednesday afternoon.
The undertaken came out from
Bemidji Sunday and a floral Offer
ing was ordered from Bemidji by
the Pleasant Valley Community.
The N. L. Knox family spent
Christmas with the Knox's at 1117
i'ark avenue, Bemidji.
Tom Randall arrived home Satur-
day. -.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
@GHE1AI1RE@s 81
'"THE HOTTENTOT'' AT GRAND
i THEATRE, SUNDAY, MONDAY

None Of the hun1or and action Of
the original stage play of "The Hot
tentot" in. which William Collier kept
Broadway laughing for over a year
has been lost in the film version of
the story, which is coming to the
Grand theatre on Sunday. .>.~.sss,.,r.tss,
, The cleverest wit in the stage play
has been reproduced on the screen
in the titles. Additional funny sit
nations have been worked in, while,
the teeple-chase, which could only
be talked about in the play, is "a
thrilling piece Of realism in the Pic,
ture: 1t is the. exciting climax of
the. fun and thrills that arise from
the embarrassing situations in which
a yachtsnan who is afraid of horses
and who is mistaken for a rider OF
the same name gets himself.
Douglas MacLean as Sam Har-
ringtcn wins the race and the love
of a girl who is portrayed by pretty
Madge Bellamy. Raymond Hattoin
takes the part of Swift, the eccent-
ric butler, who Is an ex-hostler and
is good: for, a. laugh every time he
appears on the screen.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
TENSTRIKE'

Beginning Monday January I, and
continuing throughout the week, a
show troupe will play in the c. c. c..
hall. This play will not interfere
with the dance Monday night, how
ever.
Harry D. Sorenson was a business
caller in Bemidji (st Tuesday.
Mrs. E. A. Grier was visitor in
Bemidji last Friday.
Kenneth Medley. and his mother
are spending the holidays har"
Mr.. C. c. Spencer returned last
Saturday from Fergus rauo.
Mrs. WmI Travis and daughter
Mildred were business visitors in Be-
midi last Friday.
Carl Nelson left last Thursday for
North Dakota where he expects to
remain for some time.
Ed O'Connell returned two weeks
ago from an all-summer' visit in
Iowa.
Charles Cook spent the holidays
with friends here.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
SATURDAY. NIGHT COMING
TO ELkC THEATRE SOON

Lingerie plays such an important
part in Cecil B. DeMille's latest Par
amount production Saturday Nigh"
which is to be shown at the Elko thea
tire very soon, that Clare West, fash
ion designer for. Mr. De Mile was
forced Is devote the entire attention
of her5force of seamstresses to the
makings'of these articles Of milady's
wardrobe for several days prior to the
production work. H., -;
Leatrice Joy, Edith Roberts, Con-
rad Nagel, Jack Mower, Julia Faye,
Edyth Chapman Sylvia Ashton, Theo-
dore Roberts, James Neill, John Da-
wilson and others appear in the all
star cast 81 f..saturday Night. Not
all them are intimately associated
with the, lingerie but most Of the fem
insne players find pictorial use for
it at one point Or another in the
story. 90 s5'F''''i 5!'s, g. -,
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

cient scenic beauty with thrilling
story is "The Valley of Silent Men"
adapted from James Oliver Cur
woods famous novel of the same
name as a Cosmopolitan production
and released by Paramount.
The picture was directed by Frank
Borzage, and which features Alma
Rubens at the head of a small but
powerful cast, is coming to the Elko
theatre next Sunday for two days.
It is well worth seeing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
ION THE HIGH SEAS" AT
- ,ELKO THEATRE TONIGHT

appearing in one of the strongest
sea pictures ever filmed, Dorothy
Dalton and Jack Holt, featured play
ers will be seen in Paramount's "On
The High Seas" at the Elko theatre
tonight, and = Saturday. The act
ion. opens on aneocean liner which is
wrecked and the principal players
are saved in leaky boat when almost
dead from thirst and exhaustion, run
upon a derelict which is deserted save
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

In the days Of Oliver Cromwell
Christmas was an Illegal festivity in
England. 1t was Cromwell's idea
that it was a superstitious festival
and he forbade it to be celebrated.
He also ordered all holly and mistle-
toe to be destroyed, regarding them
as plants of the Evil One. AS a mat
ter of fact, little notice was taken
of the order, and most people cele-
brated Christmas as usual.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

for a black kitten, all on board hav-
ing died from a plague. On this ship
many incidents ensue as the storm
arises and beastly passion becomes up
permost in the mind of Pollack, the
burly stoker;. who attacks the girl a
woman of high station and is worsted
in fight by Jim, the other stoker,
who at the: finish Of the story, proves
to be a wealthy man who had worked
his waysback on the line in search OF
adventure. Jim and the girl are fl
nally3rescued from the derelict as it
is about to sink and taken back to
port where they again resume their
social positions of lady and stoker,
until in the surprise finish Jim kid
maps the girl and then reveals his
real identity. j
A two-part comedy entitled "Just
Dogs" will complete the program
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

The incest part about going home
Christmas is you can tell all kinds
of crazy things about where you have
been.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Small turkeys are better than big
turkeys because there isn't so much.
hash on a smoll turkey. .-~....-.. i.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

=, All work and no play makes Jack
a blame fool.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Making love is often simple be-
cause the people who make it are.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Marriages are made in heaven and
delivered under the mistletoe.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

What is worse than getting two
ties exactly alike for Christmas?
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Skirts are longer so they can be
shortened again.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Speaking of full measure, many
a pint bottle holds barrel of talk.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
TOM SIMS SAYS

There are so many wild baseball
figures laying around you can't tell
who has bought the 1928 pennant.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29
If many of our day dreams came
true they would be Nightmares.

San Francisco bandits blew safe
and escaped with $46,0OO. Police
think robbery was the motive.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

Duck hunters report a big crop Of
sparrows. .~r
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

It is estimated the. average man
could learn to beat drum with the
energy spent shaking hands.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1922-12-29

THE VALLEY OF SILENT MEN"
AT ELKO THEATRE SUNDAY
A picture which combines magnifi-
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Why We Love
the Movies

DCAUSE we've left three pairs
Is of over'Aoe'. four umbrellas.
muller and half OF six
pairs OF gloves at them.
Because we've sprainsl our
ankle four times at them.
Because we've used our entire
1929 supply OF profanity by having
cur corns stepped on at them.
Because we've caught seTsraI
colds and one good dose Of grippe
at them.
Because wsve lost most all our
back hair as the result Of people
In the row behind rubbing II on
at them.
Because we've seen 30 many
poor pictures at them.
Because we've seen 90 many
pictures q second time at them.
Because we're nearly always At
them.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Rural Editors Paragraphs

while skatin' on the pond last
Wednesday evenin'. He was doin'
. fancy figure eight when suddenly
his hight foot didn't seem TO be
hep to what his left foot was doin'
an his body headed for the Ice all
In q heap. Luckily he went through
an air hole an what he had In his
hip pocket was saved from Q smash.
Davsy got . duokin', but the fsllers
pulled him out an then helped him
celebrate. Might have been worse,
but Davsy says he might have had
moro for himself II he'd q left the
bottle homo.
AA>>.Al-t
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Mrs. Amos Host, whose husband
runs the Railroad House. has had
= fog horn put up at the cashiers
desk In the dinin' room. because
these Winter mornins the smoke
10 30 thick that her husband Amos
almost kissed one OF the Mattresses,
mistakin' her for his wife. The
smoke might be thick. but the story
sounds pretty thin to VI.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
"A Few Good Ones
Why Blobbs Was Mad.

Why Blobbs Was Mad.
DLOBBS'S wife was III, and, Of
~ course, he was looking wor-
sfed; also, there was an angry
g1oam In his eye.
whats the matter, Bmf-
"Matterf Hverything's the mat
teri Ny wife-you know my wife,
Q big woman. . great woman-but
she can't do the washing while
she's Ill. I sent her nishtdress 10
the laundry. They sent II hack
With Q motto, We don't wash
tsnta's
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

weighs $50 pounds. attended ser
vices to see his grandson baptized.
Comm out Henry got stuck in the
centre door an they had to get out
the hook an ladder 10 git him
loose. Consequently most Of the
congregation ate cold dinners last
Sunday on account OF bin late In
gettin' out.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Guess those foreign diplomats at
tho disarmament conference have
found that In treatin' with the
United States they were not goin'
up against . blind ally, say we.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Judge Mesksr saw six girls oof-
In down Main street an he asked
Eb Hammer, the blacksmith. II he
could tell what time 1t was BY look
in At the girls, and whsn DO says
mo" the Judge said six bells"
Just then the Judges wife came
along and she told the Judge II vas
time to 70 homa
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Miss Peggy Martin was readin'
such an interestin' love story the
other day an she got 80 thrilled
that she gave . party his RICH.
number the nrst time, right of tho
reel. We most neglected to say
that Peggy 10 the hello girl at this
village central.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Sam Green. the oolored porter.
sot sore at the way . new darby IN
town looked at his best girl. So
Sam Jest knocked him down an
stepped on the newcomers face.
Have . care, Sam. how you step on
. daYh stare, say We.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

q CIMNTI6T besn sxpsrimsattn'
~ al kinds Of stunts with the
- heart Of . chicken. but accord.
h. 10 our way Of thinkin' the best
WY 70 take the heart ont Of .
chicken IL 70 tell her her hair y
somnsnciA' 10 tufa gray.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Judge Meeker says II the foreign
diplomats would stick q sign up at
the entrance Of China, please
close the door," II would allus be
left open. Leastwiss, that's the
way II works with the sign on his
office door.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
What Are You
Good For?
(BY ONE WHO DIDN'T PAD

II y you want TO get hns q your-
self get hold Of one Of thsss
= efficiency sheets and q . cut.
II 10 . nsw-fangled notion sUw hat
almost everybody h seoupyinS the
wrong Job and that svsry nan
could mako more money and b Ct
moro use to humanity II he ware
doing something else. Your char
scter and fitness are Judged BY
your answers to the questions. II
you answer al the qusstions ssx1s-
factorily you get ! 3ob. But the
chances are that When you have
read your own answers over Jon
will realize for the frst time that
you are . poor ash who has no
place at all In the oosmie scheme.
In the olden days all they asked
you to do was to deliver the goods.
Now they have to know all about
your antecedents, your blood-prss-
sure. your bed time at night, your
usual diet, your golf SCORE. yoar
dental work and your hospital e.
periences.
When q man passes the sxamt
nation and answers all the 9ass-
lions In . manner satisfactory to
the DRAFT board he 10 accredited
with being . go-getter. A gogsttsr
10 . new sort Of animal IN business.
He goes after . thing and he gets
H.
Occasionally. however. he eoes
after one thing and gets something
elsa knew one Of these go-Sst-
tors who went out to get IN order
for OIL wen stock He got Q black
eye.
A short time ago I read Q busi-
ness magazine article on this sub
ject and became quite smoked up
over It was convinced that
was trying to hold the right sort of
job. So took the list of questions
homo. Tho result was - follows:
q. Are you adapted to yosr pros
snt work.
A. No. Nobody h. I va ustil
! read your article.
Q. For what line of work ere Jos
best suitedf
A. F1ligres word.
@. Could you handle business
like ours!
A II It were not TOO much Ike
yours.
@. Have you tact and diplomacy
A Yes. I an married to my Arst
wife still.
Q. Are you . good executive Or
directpFf
A. Yes.
@. What did you ever directf
A. Envelopes.
@. Are You trained to think for
yourself!
A / have already said I am mar
ried.
@. What IL your attitude toward
your work.
A. Crouchins. ! work over .
desk.
Q. Do you have to DO told what
to dot
A. No. but an the failures are
always telling me.
Q. or what type q your mind!
A. Sometimes gothic, sometimes
nonpareil italic.
Q. Are you affected BY external
tnfluencesf
A When run over BY IN sutons-
Bile I always go to . hospital.
Q. What do you suggest could b
done to better your developmsntf
A. Raise my salary.
@. Express in your own words
your opinion Of yourself.
A. II Is 50 voluminous win have
to send It by freight.
@. Have You any sxpsnGtys
habitsf
A Eating and apartment rsnk
@. Why doesn't Jour business
succeedf
A. II I could ten you that I wosN
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Some Help.

UQR1. DATUs-Do you ind your
1" gymnasium work helpfulf
Mrs.. Archaeological. Why, this
morning I was tho nrst ono to
yvach Q bargain counter out Of q
hnndh q one hundred starters.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

hrmers' representatives In Don.
gross aren't satisfied to 30 aroun'
with . chip On their shoulder. but
thsy carry . whole bloc.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Calculation.

ErRsT sPoRT-Hey lend me $40,
= win you, old manI
Second Four-flusher--No; but
will tell you how we can both make
IS. --..
First Sport--Lets have It.
Second Four-nushsr III give
you IS,
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Some people who kick when
. word they found ssocodnss In vhsksy.
Troubles sinsiy n seudnr
Hank Psrd doesn't make mensy
the mare so-r did. until Henry business
More preachers sentence for life than tudssa
What this country Is suffering IRON u dry" ssa
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

lbua Would H1ve Bean n. .
leCm0RANT.- nd d. s6iosa
~ Z - iock1ng hst svsRia1
o. ssas psoarAs soncsrnaag ~
SSkls5o0 services heid svssy oW-
- nnrntns. but eou1d net md
thn h the flea Who're -
aWr
They are fled under H. gtr,-
s.swsrSd ne ssrseant IN charge
= ne mss-
why under -H"r
~Bscsups they begin 1t haltpast
TN, SIR
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Her Errand.

HUMRE's q funny item; Cow
"a Walks Into Bank"
sNuthin' funny about that. She
wanted 10 have her milk certified"
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Some Of our girls are vearia'
their srctios the fashionable way,
that II, with the matches not bat
tened down. They're not q goin'
to be undone by them fresh city
fappsrs. They might not be a
goin' to be undone. bat their arc
tics are.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Oddities in
~. the News
SCARLET NoSED resident

a SCARLET NOSED resident
~ of New York City having
4 = rowed two OF the three miles.
suddenly rowed into a floating
piece Of timber, which capsized his
boat Having an empty bottle in
each pocket. however. kept him
sfioat untfl he was rescued BY .
Dassing tugboat. o. "..
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

saysi ~oreat Neck All Swelled
Up" Must have tonsflitis.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Hips SnodSrass asked us the
other day why . Teller arrested for
hhtin' with . girl IL like the foun.
dstion Of whisksy. an On our in.
ability TO answer the question right
Oh the reel Hips ssysi because
he's . sour mash" Don't seem
right to us to take advantage Of .
good friend. like we've allus been
70 Hips. that way. say va
The Washington times., 1922-03-05
Surei

n CoLORED preacher IN AiabamA
"a was talking to one Of his assd
paxfshiouers, who yentured TO ex-
press ths opinion that ministers
vaxht b b better paid
Tpe no gfnd to heaf ~ ~
60 rsspooded DO parson. warm
b. -rss pleased dat 10 think 10
mach of do ministerA 30 10 think
- ought to get bigger salariesr
sSh6 I does,- said the old man
ia. vs'x 81 . Ssttsr eiaas q
Aan!. III
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Judge Mssksr says II anybody
ever starts . foundation idea for
sx-Preeident TAFT he wants to be
sure an Get . good solid founda-
ton. 1t will need some foundation.
say We.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Millinors might kid themselves
along that they set the fashion. but
Danny Green says II looks to him
as II the New York subway had set
the feather stiles for the Spring.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

The Baptist Church was crowded
last Sunday. Henry Mghtfoot, who
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Headline In Long Island paper
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

In New Jersey recently . laugh
ing hyena that escaped from q pri-
$ats 200 got its tail cut OF in .
Srsp. Since then the hyena has
stopped laughing. Its owner has
pepered rs cage with pictures and
5okes from Punch, but UP to the
time of going to press its risibili.
ties have not returned.
There II a rattlesnake IN the
Black Rock Mountain that only
lses its rattle on New Years Eve.
Armistioe Day or other patriotic
lays requiring noise.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

The Spring bennsts dis year are
certainly songs, an our wife 10 al
ready intimatin' to us that she can
not sing the old songs.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

A Brooklyn man having cele-
brated New Years In an old-fash-
toned manner. stood on the side
walk opposite the station house
and kept continually looking across
Che way at the pair of green lighta
Altar endeavoring to keep his bal.
ance for q half hour he hailed a
passing citizen and asked when the
approaching LenoI avenue train
would reach his station.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Dave Miller had . lucky accident
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

IN the little country town Of
Pawdah . peculiar thing happened
recently. In the little red school
house q lot OF smoke was coming
mp through a knot-hole in the door.
Ths children began coughing. and
the schoolmaster shifted the odor
Of burning tobacco and seeing the
knot-hole blowing rings, as It were,
hs walked surreptitiously outdoors
and peeping under the school
house saw a sight that startled him.
The janitor's dog had stolen his
masters pipe and sneaked under
the school house to smoke It.
On q farm at Ellington. Conn.
there Is a COW that no longer moos.
Instead II blows one OF its horns.
Scientists from all over the coun-
Try are focking 70 the place to
study this extremely eccentric Boz
vino
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Mon used to kin tho fatted calf, now they marry q.
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Acoordin' to the newspapers the
The Washington times., 1922-03-05

Weeks Effects tb.oso.oOs Saving In War or,c.- '
Ara m. on. 49,
New-York tribune., 1922-01-19
Says Newport News Plant
Is Promised Leviathan
Dallinger TO Carry Fight for
Work at Boston Navy Yard
to Floor of House

WASHINGTON. Jan. 1S.-Thc con-
tract for tho reconditionng Of the
Leviathan has been promised the New
port News Shipbuiding Company, ac-
cording to Representative Dallineer,
Republican, Massachusetts, who has
been attempting to have the work done
at the Boston Navy Yard
Mr.. Dalinger. who had been in CON
ference with officials of the Shipping
Board. said in g statement to-day that
the Newport News Corporation had
submitted the lowest bid for the re-
fitting Of the liner and had been given
assurance that it would be awarded the
contract.
Mr.. Dalllnger announced he would
carry to the floor of the House MS
fight to have the work done at a navy
yard. The dock at Boston, he con-
tended, was the only one large enough
on the Atlantic seaboard to accommo-
date the ship.
An effort to have an amendment at
tached to the independent Offices appro-
priation bill. reported to-day. giving
navy yards authority to bid in COM
petition with private concerns for the
re-ftting of ships. was of no avail. Mr..
Dallinger said. He asserted, however,
that a determined right would be made
to attach such a provision TO the bill
before it reaches the President.
At least $1,000, 900 could be saved by
having the work on the Leviathan done
at Boston, according to Mr.. DalNnger
New-York tribune., 1922-01-19
Trading in Residential
AndBrOnx Business Realty
Resale of kingsbridse Road
Corner Flat; Operator Buys
Store BuiIslinms

Douglas & Gettel rcsold tho plot
lS0x175, at the northeast corner OF
Kingsbridge Road and Scdgwick Ave.
nue.. to the Wncht Construction Com
pany for Immediate Improvement with
siX-story apartment from plans by
i. NJ. Folsom. 1T will contain hfty-nine
suites and twelve stores
The Fahrcnkrug Realty Company
Henry Fahrenkrug. John r. Coggins
and Amelia 7. Dietrich bought from
the Denwood Realty Company a five
story apartment at 326 East l55th
Street. 5Oxl0O
II. r. Wood sold for Morris IIymar
1904 Nyse Avenue. a livc-story apart
mcnt. 72xS7.
Joseph Sager purchased from Mrs
Annie Delaney the southwest corner OF
lS4th Street and Morris Avenue, a one
story building containing seven stores
2lx70 Harry T. +. johnson was the
broker Max Monfried represented the
purchaser. The Sager purchased from
Edmond Henry Coffin 1882 1886
Jerome Avenue, a story business
building, I'M II. containing six stores
through +. Osborne Smith
From John Poth Mr. Sagcr bought
the southwest corner of Clawmont
Parkway and Fulton Avenue. 47xlOO
The plot viii be improved with one
story business building with eight
stores. The fremont Realty Company
was the broker Mr. Sager resold to j
Susman the southwest corner of 194th
Street and Morris Avenue. a cne-storv
building, 21x1O0. containing seven
stores. Harry Miller was the broker
Max Monfricd represented Mr. SAGE,
in the various deals
f,l i