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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

Tho trouble with the Kaiser was. he
got his warship mixed up with his
worship.
When you start out to nail a lie."
make sure you use finishing nails.
The man. who is always, afraid he
will lose his religion need not as a
rule be alarmed. as the one finding it
will quickly return it.
Glendale has an auctioneer named
Witt. This sounds like n misnomer,
but 1t is reported that his nickname
is "Reddy."
Too many men attempting to be
architects of their own fortunes" are
merely jack-knife carpenters.
If there were no men, says a
modern writer. there would be no
ten commandments" Certainly not,
for the women could not command
each other.
\ Beach paper says that H~ettinger
has a wool warehouse. This sounds
4 news item from Rugby carries
this statement, "A local surgeon re-
Gently removed a s%afety-pin from. a
schild's stomach: the parents, OF
course feel greatly relieved" The
sympathetic nervous system is indeed
a wonderful apparatus!
Butter is not the only thing farm
ers are getting from cream these
days; they are getting both bread and
butter.
A number of Texas professors are
proposing a law regulating kissing.
When the legislators vote on this
matter, which will you favor, the
ayes" OF the noes"
The St. Thomas Times says, ."The
pulpit. press and gravestone are part
ners in saint making" The output is
decidedly small. however, consider
ing the number in the firm.
A musician u at Beach is said to
have turned out to be a forger. The
fellow was perhaps accustomed to
playing with other peoples notes.
Z The decree that the United States
ships shall not carry booze is the arst
step in a great engineering and re-
clamatlon project,-that Of makins
What is m~oonshine: That is the
stun many fellows use to light up
with.
Hold-up men are too frequently up.
N"Hot Bread is Filling Many Ameri.
can Cemeteries."-Headltne. Tha,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

strong and can do every bit Of my work
and not o pain in my back now! l rec.
omInend your medicine Ind you can use
this letter ~ . testimonial. - Mrs,
PM. MAsER, Sol Winslow St., St. Paul,
MINI.
:, Just another case where q woman
found relief by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Many
times thesetired, WORKOUT feelings and
pains about the body are from troubles
only women have. The Vegetable Com
pound is especially adapted for just this
condition. The good results are noted by
the disagreeable symptoms passing
away-one after another.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable COM
pound isa Woman,s Medicine for We
mems Ailments. Always reliable.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
EMPLOYEs REPREsENiTrED

Cincinnati, o.. Z. Rice, an elec.
trican employed at the Ivorydala
plant, near here. has been elected to
represent local employees on the board
Of directors Of The Proctor & Gam.
bic company. Employees of9this con.
Germ, have, for several years, been
given a voice in management Of AZ.
fairs ,concerning working conditions.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
WOMAN COULD
Not WORK
Made Strong and Well by
Lydia E. Pinlham's Veg
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st. Paul, Mimi took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for q

reel
ing and painful peri
DDS: ] used to get up
with a pain in my
and pains in my
|lowerparts andback.
Often I was net able
to do my work. I
in your little
about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
u have taken it. /
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
Counterfeiters In
Japan Are AT Work

Tok;o-While the japanese gov
eminent Is doing its utmost to with
draw from circulation the SO sen
notes issued as a war measure. re-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
happens because so many men in dy-
Ing try 70 take their dough with them!

-'AsL 8t
Ing try p take their dough with thena'
A Bemidji paper advertises for rent
"a room nicely furnished. In n out
slsirts.M Possibly the man who IN
stalled the furnishings was wall-eyed.
The Herald reports "a baby show
,er" atone OF the jlocal.hospitals. How
modern we are!! When we older TEL
lows, We're babies we, bathed in MOTH
er's wash-tub!
Notes from Hannah, N. d., mention
q man interasted In the Hannah pa
per as having stock in the, Moon" n
good thing about the proposition Is
'this:N that kind Of stock will meyer be
watered.
II consistency is a Jewel" most Of
us need more 1ewelry,
An ad in the Minneapolis Journal
offers space ION the ground Nfoor.S
Undoubtedly the sud ground floor
is in the Glass Block.
A former St. Paul banker admits
that he spanked his wife on the
third floor Of a Naples hotel" That's
netter than dad old method. at any
rate!
Question: When is a kitchen
range like Seattle? Why. when It has
a water front, of course. Don't tell
that in Tacoma. however. or the peo-
pie there will mob all Of the stove
dealers. y
A man in walsh county has 3
name that's quite a study in verb con-
.jugation.-WM B. Wood. II you don't
get the drift, ask your teacher.
An upstate paper, employing a
cross-eyed linotype operator, had a
queer mix-up last week when the Eel
low put q ST. in place Of an "r' in
the word car" The story read like
this: 1.-TWO girls driving large
black cat equipped with a winter tor
and a new hood collided with o gray
runabout cat driven by a!,young mar
on the Roosevelt Trail Sunday. The
big, cat struck the small cat amid.
ships. relieving it Of It's spring and
smashing its lights. The. big cat was
athletic run on its own power. SO the
crowd all rode it to town dragging
the small cat behind"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

The farm; best home of the
family; main source Of national
wealth.; foundation of civilized. So
cietyi the natural Providence."-In-
scription yer doorway of Union sta
ton. Washington, d. c..
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

What town in the United States has
the largest number OF good dressers?
Grand Rapids, Mich. II you don't be-
lieve it ask your furniture dealer.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

A Cleveland girl complains because
Der mother won't allow her to pick
her W associates. Poor chicken!
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

One good thing about q university
is that the faculty has no monopoly on
faculties.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
sIhc Hcuse Of womem.,

Part two Ii called The HOUSE of
Women" BY tho grace Of Aunt Belle
Resale entered = private school for
Eirs. Il was generally assumed that
b ~ preparing TO earn her h-cad
by teaching. But the prospect OF
teaching did not allure her. She dis
ycovrcd ASbent for business and excel
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

Glendale has an auctioneer named
Witt. This sounds like n misnomer,
it is reported that his nickname
Is "Reddy.'
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

The man. who is always, afraid he
will lose his religion need not as 8
rule be alarmed. as the one finding Il
will quickly return It..
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

When you start out to nail a lie.'
make .sure you use finishing nails.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13
Nunlhises Afoused.

Has Mr.. Hutchinson established his
theata upon unsuitable foundationss
Z Il actually impossible for q oma
TO nave . professional or business ca
rear and to b. q good mother At the
same time The fatltniats are not
only o~nconvinced by his story. they
an who has SO recently achieved her
emancipation has not yet found her.
self. Perhaps she has not had tlnie
enough to know exactly what to do
with her economic and political. free
rom. Some types Of outsidN interests
no clash with the essentials of
nome making. Woman herself may be
trusted. tq work out her larger salva-
That the author has bent curcumaan-
10 his preconcsived theory is pain
fully obvious. He has tempered with
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

Too many men attempting to be
architects of their own fortunes" are
merely jack-knife carpenters.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

A Beach paper says hat Hettinser
has a wool warehouse. This sounds
like another. yarn. y
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

III there were no men," says a
modern writer. there would be no
commandments" Certainly not.
the women could not command
each other.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-13

What is moonshine: That is the
stun many fellows use to light up"
with. Y
Evening star., 1922-10-04
BRITISH firm MAKES
CONTRACT WITH REDS
Great Change in Soviet Ideas as
Curb Is Placed on Work
mems Committee.
BY the Associated Press.

BY the Associated Press.
BRUSSELS. October 4.-Felicien
Cattier, who was Belgiums repre-
sentative at the conference held at
The Hague on Russian affairs after
the failure Of the Genoa conference,
showed at meeting of Belgian man
utacturers a contract concluded be-
tween a British company operating in
Siberia and the Moscow government
which contained important modifica-
tons in the previous ideas of the
soviets, says lie Soir.
The newspaper adds that in the con-
tract the property of the company,
consisting of forests and lands and
concessions for buildings and the de-
Velopment of minerals, which had
been confiscated by the soviets. were
returned to the company under for
MAJ nlnety-nine-year lease. The taxes
of the company are limited to rea-
sonable figure. and most of the re-
strictions as to hours of labor and
IKE questions are removed. In addi-
1ion, the Workmen's committees are
forbidden to meddle in the manage
nent of the company, except for the
elaboration of shop rules.
The soviet also undertakes to pay,
by way of indemnity for damages
suffered by the company, 10000, 600
gold rubles. represented by fifteen
year per cent treasury bills, with
the right to transform the bills into
stock of the first International loan
to Russia.
The company, however, according to
Evening star., 1922-10-04
BETTER METHODS
SOUGHT, SAYS WORK
More Business Being Inject
ed Into Postal Affairs,
P0StmasterS Told.
LABOR NO COMMODITY
Postmaster General Declares In
dividual Rights Gain Greater At
tention in Department.
BY the Associated Press.

, BY the Associated Press.
SYRACUSE, n. Y, October 4.-The
theory that labor is a commodity has
been repudiated by the Post Office
Department, Postmaster General
Work declared today before con-
ference convention of postmasters of
the state of New York. Labor may be
classified as commodity in ''many in
uustries," he added. but in the postal
service the labor we perform is of a dis
tinctive type"
If the postal system should cease to
function for seven days. the Postmas-
ter General said, paralysis OF the
nations business would result. To
make the service more complete
more satisfactory to the people. he
declared that more business Is DelnS
, injected into the management or pos
tai affairs; more recognition is belhS
accorded individual rights.
Inspectors in New Light.
The Postmaster General declared he
wished to explode the theory that the
post office inspector was the "evil Ge-
MUS of the service. Years ago, ne
explained, poStmaSters dreaded the
! visit of an inspector and such agents
of the government were conSldereu
! ''peeping TOMS" but today the in
! workers in the entire service.
! Just a few months ago he con-
| tinued, inspectors found forty-nlne
| eX-conVicts at work in the money
| order division of one of the great
| postal centers of the country. Re-
| Gently the inspection forces have sue
cceded in correcting eNtraVaganceS In
| various offices which Will save the
! government millions of dollars. This
particular type of government en-
plOye now understands his duty to be
of constructive help to the postal
service. He not only detects the
criminal, but he helps the honest EN-
ployes and aids in the upbuilding OF
, the morale OF the thousands VINO con-
stitute the working force of the serv-
ice
Work RapS Bolsheviki.
Postmaster General Work concluded
his address by denouncing the bolshe-
Wiki who touch at our shores" When. he
said it lis understood that Il once
respected political party is being used
by those unfriendly to our government
and its institutions. then ! promise you
who are not part of our service that
our people will become IA political unit
against those who have destroyed
Russia and their agents and their
principles in America"
Assistant Postma ster General Bartlett,
who also spoke. said that "our national,
country wide postal system has the
oretically been nationalZed as system
during all its history, but as a matter
of fact the individuals who serve in it
and who compose it have not even yet
acquired a nationalized viewpoint. In
fact. these conference conventions
constitute the first large-scale attempt
in that direction The only distinction,
he added, ''between the Postmaster
General and a letter carrier is merely
a matter of statute
"When our 300. 600 people (postal en-
ployeS) get their sense of country run i
ming in their veins he concluded, I'VE
will have a better postal system and a
better government"
Evening star., 1922-10-04
ARMY OFFICERS MEET.
Third Zone Branch Of National Or
ganization Is Formed.

BALTIMORE. October 4.-Representa-
tives of Army officers from units in.
Guiding the National Guard and organ
lied reserve of Pennsylvania. Maryland,
Virginia and the District of Columbia
met in Baltimore yesterday. organized
a third zone of the Association of the
Army of the United States and planned
for a big reunion in this city on Decem-
ber 1 ard 2.
Among events planned for December
l are reunions Of the 2Sth, 29th, 10th
and S0th divisions, and meetings of the
ed and 99th divisions A meeting of
the National Guard adjutants general,
and the Third Army Corps Area sectors
of the Army Association and meeting
of all college presidents of Reserve Off
GERS Training Corps instructors.
Peking has probably had, during its
existence, a greater number of names
than any other city in the world.
Evening star., 1922-10-04
GRAPE CARGO CONDEMNED
Spelling of Fruit on Panama Route
Laid to Poor Packing.

NEW YORK. October 4.-The ex-
perimental shipment of thirty-five
tons of wine grapes on the steamer
Willpolo from California through the
Panama canal to this port without
refrigeration. and soaked in carbonic
acid gas, was found to be in bad
condition when unloaded yesterday.
it was announced by Z. L. Goodsell
of the Fruit Auction Company. to
which the fruit was consigned. Sam
pies of the grapes were condemned
by the New York board of health.
Mr.. Goodsell declared that the fall
ure of the experiment did not prove
the Panama route impracticable for
fruit shipments. He blamed the fail
ure upon poor packing, bad ventila-
ton on the ship, overripeness OF the
grapes and excessive treatment with
the preServative gas.
Evening star., 1922-10-04
LIEUT.. HEPLER RESIGNS,

The President has accepted the
resignation of Lieut.. Alexander B.
Helper, Naval Medical Corps, sta
tioned at the Naval Hospital. Mare
Island. Calf, to take effect Novem-
Der 10.
Evening star., 1922-10-04

the newspaper, binds itself to use the
100000 gold rubles in developing
it's business. All differences in the
application Of the contract are to be
settled by arbitration
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
TWO SISTERS STARE
ON HIKE TO MIAMI
Misses Kathleen and Winifred
OMalley LeaUe Atlantic City.

Special Dispatch to THE New YORK HERALD.
ATLANTIC CITY, n. j.. Feb. 1. A
hearty farewell was given to the Misses
Kathleen and Winifred O'MaIley of this
city to-day as they started for their
hike to Miami. Fla.
The young women. attired In knicker-
bockers, shook hands with Mayor Bader
and were cheered by large assembly as
they made the start from the City Hall.
They are taking the hike as vacation
trip. II they obtain any contributions
from their trip they will donate them to
charity. On their way they will dis
distribute thousands OF pieces of read
ing matter in praise of Atlantic City.
The girls will cover a distance OF
about 1850 miles. They expect to walk
about fifteen miles a day. For the last
six months they have acted as nurses
to their brother. Charles O'Malley. who
is an invalid here. having been wounded
during the war. He has improved so re-
Gently that they decided TO make the
journey. The brother will be looked
after by their other sister, Miss Julia
O'Malley.
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
James p. Silo, Art
Auctioneer, Dead
in His 18th Year
Came to New York From Ire
land and Had Been in Busi-
ness Since 1879.

James p. Silo. head OF James T. siio d
SON, who conduct the Fifth Avenue Art
Galleries. 40 East Forty-fifth street. and
an auctioneer and appraiser in this city
since 1879. died OF Bright's disease yes
erday in his home. III West Seventy
first street. In his seventy-third year.
He was bora in Ireland and came to
this country in 1870. He was at one
time Sheriff's appraiser. He appraised
and sold many famous collections OF
art objects. including the art estates OF
William H. Havemeyer. Nine. Jumei.
then in the hands of her niece Herman.
the magician, who had an important coll
lection of antiques William Starbuck
Macy. James Hazen Hyde and Austin
II, King the Mathiesen art collection,
the personal effects Of Mrs. Harry Lehr,
which included many art objects and
works. and the collection of antique ana
modern furniture of Frank Bowles.
Mr.. Silo frs, established mis- business
at SIS Liberty street. moving later to
36s Fifth avenue. He had large per-
conal collection OF art rarities, and was
interested in athletics, particularly box
ing. He attended several OF the Olympic
games. He was member of the Ma
tional Democratic, Atlantic Yacht and
the Catholic clubs. He leaves his wife,
Mrs, Kate Lyons Silo; a son, James r.
Silo. Jr, and two daughters, Mrs. Eu-
gene Wagner and Miss Lucy Silo.
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
a. B. B0ardmdn
WedS Mrs. Berlin
at 2 Ceremonies
Widow of Walter G. Berlin
Becomes Bride of Noted
Lawyer.

Mr.. Albert B. Boardman. well known
lawyer, and MRS Louise Suydam Oakley
Berlin, widow of Walter G. Berlin, were
married yesterday in the chapel Of St.
Barholomew's Church and immediately
afterward were remarked by Mgr. La
velle In the reetory OF 81. Patrick's =
Cathedral. Mr.. Boardman. formerly a
member of the Episcopal Church. In
which his wife is a communicate. be-
came a convert TO the Roman Catholic
faith few years ago. The difference In
:heir religion made the double ceremony
necessary.
The ceremony at st. Bartholomew
was performed in the presence or rela-
tives and few friends by the Rev. DR..
Leighton Parks. the rector. The bride
entered the daapel with her relative, Mr.
Thomas Williams. Mr.. Philip w. Board
man was best man for his father
Among others present were MT
Boardman's son-in-law and daughter
Mr.. and Mrs. James Hammond Mclean,
Mrs. Philip w. Bosrdman. Mr.. and Mrs.
Francis ii. Cabot. Mrs. NJ. l. Lockwood,
Miss Geraldine Bonner and Mr.. and Mrs,
Morgan j. O'Brien.
Following the second ceremony there
was breakfast. after which Mr.. and
Mrs, Boardman left for Jekyl Island,
Ga, to remain several weeks.
Mr.. Boardman was a widower, his
wife, who died nearly ten years ago,
having been Miss Gertrude Bonner of
Staten Island. The present Mrs. Board
man Is the daughter Of the late Mr..
and Mrs. William Henry Oakley. and
for several years lived at 80 West Fifty
first street.
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
FUNERAL OF COLGATE HOYT.
Held at His Late Residence a
Oyster bay.

Funeral services for Colgate Hoyt
were held yesterday forenoon at his
residence at oyster Bay. A special
train carried one hundred friends and
relatives from New York, and there was
large attendance of his Long Island
neighbors.
The Rev. DR.. Cornelius Woelfkin. pas
tor of the Fifth Avenue Baptist Church
of New York conducted the services. In
response to wish OF Mr.. Hoyt made in
his will the first and last verses Of the
Battle Hymn of the Republic" were
sung by Frank Pollock, a long time
friend of Mr.. Hoyt In a eulogy DIR.
Woelfisin referred to Mr. Hoyt's kindli-
ness toward his associates at his home
and in business and spoke of HIS high
character.
The honorary pail bearers were Ebert
III. Gary, Charles NJ. Schwab. Ralph
Peters, =. u. Underwood. John D.
Rockefeller. Jr. DIR. Walter IL. Lam
bert. Austin ID. Fletcher. George Bull
lock. w. II. Nichols Franklin Reming-
ton, Nicholas F.. Brady. l.. n. Lemoine
and DR.. Leland II. Cofer. Floral gifts
were sent by the Ohio Society of New
York. the board of governors of the
Automobile Club of America and by
the employees at Eastover Farm, Mr.
Hoyt's home here. The body has been
taken by a special train to Cleveland,
where the burial Is to take place this
afternoon.
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
SHOP OPENED FOR CHARITY.
II II Under ManaEement OF six In
stttutfOns.

Under the management of officers
and directors of six phIlahthropic and
charitable institutions of New York a
permanent shop has been opened at s13
Eighth avenue called the Nearly New
Shop and in the first, few days there
has been an encouraging sale. In addi-
ton to contributions from prominent
dry goods firms there are on sale used
garments. household goods and In fact
almost anything that Is salable.
The organizations that have combined
Tor the venture and which will profit
by 1t are the Madison Avenue Ex-
change for Women's Work. the New
York Diet Kitchen Association, the
Bloomingdaie Day Nursery. the Crib
side Committee of the Babies Hospital,
the 6t. Agnes Day Nursery and the
berkshire Industrial Farm.
Mrs, George Orvis Is chairman of the
executive committee. Associated with
her are Mines. George Ethridge. Chaun-
cey Kerr. Charles Carscallen.. Frederic
- Battershall, Ira Barrows. William T..
Dewart, William Barbour William C.
Peyton. Benjamin Nicoll, Augustus Jay.
William A. Jamison, r. M. Lydig, Rob-
ert r. Livingston, d. Hunter McAlpin,
Jr., John d. Ryan. Anson r. Flower.
Charles M. Newcombe. Martin vogel
and Reuel b. Kimball. The shop is open
daily from 10 to and each Saturday
night. Every day there will be in charge
a committee from each of the organiza-
tions mentioned. Contributions of any
thing saiable will be received gratefully
at siS Eighth avenue and either Mrs
William Barbour and Mrs. William C..
Peyton will send for articles which can
rot otherwise be delivered.
The New York herald., 1922-02-02
LAURENCE J. O'REILLY,
AID OF HEARST, DIES
Mortal Illness Follows Politi-
ca! Trip Upstate.

Laurence j. O'Reilly. member of the
Board of Water Supply and for many
years the political adviser and right hand
man of William Randolph Hearst, died
of pneumonia carly yesterday in his
home, 392 Grand avenue, Brooklyn.
Funeral services will be held there to-
morrow evening and the burial will be
In Greenwood Cemetery Saturday morn
ing.
Born in this city fifty-two years ago,
Mr.. OReily was educated here and In
Ottawa, Having become connected with
Mr.. Hearst more than twenty years ago
he acted as his private secretary for a
great part of that time. He early de-
veloped genius for politics and when
Mr. Hearst ran for Governor In 1906
acted as field general of the campaign
under Max F. Ihmsen. In the succeed
ing year he had acted as Mr.. Hearst $
representative I'm the editors political
ventures. Most recently he made a trip
upstate TO organize the Political Union
for Progress in Government, generally
looked upon as a movement TO aid Mr..
Hearst's political aspirations this fall.
He was taken i'll soon after his return
and was In bed just week.
An expert on antiques Mr.. O'Reilly
had purchased many thousands of dol
lars worth of art objects for his chief.
At one time he devoted all his time for
a year Strengthening out the affairs of
one of Mr.. Hearsts moving picture ven-
lures
Appointed as a member of the Board
of Water Supply by Mayor Hylan IL was
understood he was acting as Mr.. Hearsts S
representative in the administration.
Messages of sympathy were received
last night by Mrs. Edith O'Reilly, the
widow. from Mayor Hylan, Murray HUI
bert. acting Mayor. and other politicians.