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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
COULDN'T REALLY BLAME BOY
Worker Around Car Had Forgotten
the Somewhat Unusual Appearance
He Presented TO the World.

Out Sixteenth street Is one Of those
massive piles of stone, bricks, ETC.,
that they call apartment houses In
which lives a former army officer who
spends his Sunday mornings In fuss
Ing around his car. Owing to the
fact that he Is busy every day during
the week, he finds no other time in
which to crafty this Ito hlm) recrea.
tlon. Last Sunday morning he arose
before the attaches Of the hotel, that
Is, the day force, had arrived; he
donned pair Of overalls and placed
on his head a dlsreputable old green
cap, and with monkey wrench and oil
can he started for the rear OF the
hotel. where stood his machine. After
fusslng with the automobile for two
or three hours he returned to the
apartment house bedaubed with oil
and grease. He did not present his
usual immaculate appearance; he
started to enter the elevator: the boy
In charge OF the lift held up his hand
and emphatically remarked that the
freight elevator was at the other side.
The guest was nonplussed for n mo-
ment; finally he caught the humor OF
the situation and spoke to the ele-
vator boy, who. seeing his mistake,
apologized thusly Deed. sir I crave
your humble. pardon. I didn't recog-
nize you In those most unusual clothes
Tor you to wear."-washlngto Star.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
ooMPsoN w. R. @. NOTES

On November 7, the members
# II, B. Compson W. II. c..
net with Mrs, HaSkins. Al
hough election day, they had a
good time and a spemdid chicken
dinner, Comrade and Mrs
Haskell made us welcome as they
always do.
The next meeting was with
Mrs, Wood on South Edison ST.
where we enjoyed all the good
things that grow in Oregon and
we hope for another invitation
from Comrade Wood and wife
for another visit to their pleasant
home.
We were cordially invited 10
the home of one of our new mem
bers, Mrs. Tucker, whore covers
were laid for twelve aud there
we enjoyed a splendid dinner
which Mrs, Tucker placed before
us, one which she knows how to
prepare. We are very anxious
for another visit in the near fu-
ture.
Mrs. Hanson, OSwego, enter
tanned the members ON Dee. 5
with the usual good dinner and
all reported very pleasant time.
IL. b. Compson W. Il. c. on
Dec. 2nd elected the following
officers; President, Mary Perry
s. V, p, Mrs. Hanson; j. V.
p, Mrs. Tucker; treasurer, Mrs.
Wood; Con, Mrs. johnson
Chap, Mrs. Kenworthy. On
account of the correspondent hav-
ing TO entertain a very unpleas-
ant and unwelcome guest (the
Grip some of the items did not
get TO the papers as soon as they
should.
Press Correspondent.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
SHRIMP'S EARS IN HIS LEGS
Here's How One May Tell Difference
Between Him and His
Cousin, the Prawn.

Are shrlmps lnsects7 The question
Is often asked by those who see these
active little creatures alive for the
flrst time.
Insects have six legs, but tho shrimp
hns no fewer than -. He Is a crus.
tacean-flrst cousin Of the crab. the
lobster and the crayflsh.
Many OF the "shrimps" that one
sees In shops are prawns You can
tell one from the other by looking at
the head, says the Detroit News The
prnwn has long sharp-polntcd horn
edged with teeth like those OF n saw.
Pruwns turn pink when they are
boiled, but shrlmps become brown In
color.
The eyes OF shrimp nre easy 10
see since they stand out on stalks.
but you might search for some time
if you wish 10 discover his ears, for
he keeps them In very odd place.
His ears are IN his knees. At the
first Joint OF his first pair OF legs,
which by the way are not used for
walking. In little bag which contains
a minute drop OF water, and this wa
terrified bag acts as an cardrum.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
CALLED ON FOR MUCH WORK
Amount of Labor Performed by the
Human Hssrt 10 Almost Beyond
PoSSv ~ essoriptlon.

The heart of one man In a lifetime
pumps as much blood through the body
as the blood weight OF the 100000
men killed during the war. according
10 DR.. J. Plesch, n professor In the
Berlin Medical school. mn authority on
blood circulation and the first man 10
perfect system for measuring the
blood content OF the human body.
''rhe heart OF a man weighing 1873
pounds and living sixty years" he said,
pumps during the course Of his life
ioi. 300. 900 quarts Of blood. The World
war cost i0Oo0lOO0 lives. Estimating
the average weight OF a mans body at
lS3 pounds and the weight Of the blood
content at 5 per cent Of the total, some
2l, 100000 quarts OF blood were shed
during the war"
Professor Plesch used this illustra-
tion 10 show how much more powerful
Is this marvel OF nature than the de-
struction which mankind with the most
ingenious instruments OF warfare was
able TO inniet upon itself In Ave years
OF desperate EFFORT.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Relies OF Spanish shin.

Recent finds by the treasure seekers
at Tobermory, Scotland, include
muzzle'loadlng iron gun. four and n
half feet In length, and having n bore
OF two and u half Inches, several
broken sword scabbards, and n large
salyer, possibly silver. which has been
taken 10 experts In London for assay.
In addition, there were brought up
almost daily during the past fortnight
stout tlmhers OF the old Spanish Ar
mada ship In an excellent state Of
preservation. These finds have been
added 10 by the recovery OF a bronze
cannon. four and half feet long. ap
parently ~ the same eallber. on the
iron gun among other marks were the
roynl monogram of the king and
queen ~ Spain. ~. and l." (Phillppus
and isnhrlla), whose Joint reign lasted
from 1859 10 1870,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
CALL FOR ST. JOHNS I'M
pRoVEMENT BONDS.

In accordance with provisions
of Ordinance No. 42056 passed
by the Council November 10Th,
1922, st. Johns Improvement
bonds numbered CTS to CSC inclu-
sive, dated January 3lst, 1914,
are hereby called for redemption
January 3lst, 1928.
The face value with accrued
interest will be paid upon pre-
sentation of said bonds at the Of
flee Of the undersigned on the
above date, the said date being
semi-annual coupon period. From
and after said date the interest
on said bonds shall cease.
WIN. ADAMS,
City Treasurer,
Portland, Oregon.
Date of first publication, Dec.
8, 1922.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Y. W. o. A. NOTES

There will be no meeting at the
Y. W. G. A. Sunday afternoon
oa sccount Of the dedication ~
ths Pioneer Methodist church
Gym class meets As usual
1hur6oay evening, Sewing on
Monday evening.
The Girls Clubs furnished
homemade candy FOR the bazaar
at the Central Association.
The Blue Bird Club gave
shower of dish towels at the
building lxt week.
Miss Elizabeth Sehultzs played
piano solos at the "Y" last sun
day afternoon. Georgis Sci.
fert read, Mr.. Krsekle led the
singing with Mrs. 30. Bailey Al
the piano. Mrs. Bailey was the
hosteS for the afternoon. II is
the desire Of the association 10
make these meetings . pleasant
and social vty to spend Sunday
atteraoons. Strangers in the
community ar. especially invited,
Nh, j, N. Shaw will enter
tain the fsreign classes from
Jam9 John night school al the
BUILDING Friday evening. An
members Of the classes are cor
disly invited. Mrs. Brand and
Mrs Goff, instructors, will be
present. Nrs. Goff will sing.
A boys club was organized at
the building last Wednesday
night, Mr.. Lsrsell, James
JshS High school teacher, will be
their leader, and they win meet
hereafter in the High school
gymnasium.
A 6. r. club from the Viii
lisms school furnished a nice
chicken dinner for a family m.
der the care Of the public welfare
bureau.
Mrs. Wooley has taken the
leadership Of a G., X, club at the
George school,
The James John High school
club Of Girl Reserves had a Sauer
krsut supper at the club rooms
last week Monday. Mr.. and
Mn. X. c.. Couch were guests.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08

SANTA FoR ITALIAN KiDpiEs
ssfana, Good FAIRY. 10 Supposed 60
Pll Stockings With Toys on
TNNslfth Night

AIH HE character 10 Itslian
m childhood lore correspond.
W%X1 Ing To our Santa Claus 10
~ BsfanA, = good fairy whe
is supposed te All the can
drsns stockings with toys an rveifth
Might She dess not, however, ssms
down the chimney, and the stockings
are hung In the childs bedroom. When
someone enters 10 M the stocking, the
child, according 60 very ancient
practice. cries out "Eeco Ia Befana."
The legend concerning this lady h
that the Mag. while on their way 70
bethlehem, stopped al her home, but
found her too busy with household AZ
fairs 10 entertain them she told them
that she would see them on their re-
turn. but they went back by another
route, and therefore Bstsns comes sut
IN search OF them every Twelfth Night
Her name Is a corruption Of Epiphany,
which Is Jan. g. the twelfth night
after Christmas according 10 the
church calendar.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
CALL FOR ST. JOHNS I'M
PRoVEMENT BONDS.

In accordance with provision
Of Ordinance No. 42055 passed
by the Council November 18th,
1922, st. Johns Improvement
Bonds No. 673 tn 677 inclusive,
dated January 10th, 1914, are
hereby called for redemption
January 10th, 1928.
The face value with interest
will be paid upon presentation of
said bonds at the office of the
undersigned on the above date,
the said date being semi-annual
coupon period. From and after
said dates the interest ON said
bonds shall cease.
WIN. ADAMS,
City Treasurer.
Portland, Oregon.
Date of first publication, Dec.
@, 1922.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Ask Me Again.

A few days ago a friend called me
up 20 ask how 10 make mint Julip,
writes Russell Seeds, In the Indlanapo-
lis Star. On being assured that he
was not joking. but really had the
maklngs. / scented possibilities and
sailed in with enthusiasm. l told him
how to crush the Ice fne and pour II
into the tall glass. then put In q
couple OF sprigs OF smashed mint and
the granulated sugar and add a stiff
thimble OF genuine bourbon and shake
Il up. and then decorate the top with
a bouquet OF fresh mint and watch
until the frost had formed on the
glass.
Thank you so muchl Come down
some time and wen have one to-
gether."
But do you think let him get
awayf on your life, no. They have
slipped me that "some time" stun for
the last time. have seen too many
enchanting visions Of house parties
and week ends fade and die on the
waiting list. l thanked him profusely
and told him I'd be there In nftsen
minutes. And l was
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Russian Atrocities.

The cheka, according to Bolshevik
official figures. executed l,TGB,liS per
sons before being renamed the su.
premc political administration last
February. The total includes 6,775
professors and teachers; $500 doctors I;
855.2JO other intellectuals; 1,2i3
priests; 5i,0JO officers; 100000 sol
dlcrs; $1,000 policemen; 12.0jO land
owners: 102,35O workmen; Si5.l00
peasants. During the civil war the
Iolsheyiki have had more killed than
all lussla during the great war.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
LIauId Air to Crack Hard Nuts.

The chlcha nuts from South Amer
lea have some excellent qualities, but
II has never been found possible 20
crnck the shells without damaging the
meat at the same time. United States
government authorities applied liquid
air 10 the problem. They did not
frccze solid piece OF rubber and use
Il as hammer, as ls done In the
classic experiment In physics, hut they
simply Immersed the nuts In liquid air
fnr ao seconds and cracked them easily
without damage 10 the kernels. Now
the physicists are trying 10 find out
whether this method can be applied
commercially on Il large scale, Chicha
nuts were used during tho war TO
make charcoal for gas masks and the
OIL from the kernels Is a valuable food
similar 20 copra.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
ST. JOHNS PEOPLE TO
HEAR CHESTER A. LYON
Will Speak Every Night In
Williams School

Every night next week, Dec
11-16, in the Williams school
house, Chester A. Lyon will
speak on "Boy Problems. , The
meetings are free and parents
and friends are invited to attend.
Monday and Thursday evenings
boys are invited to come with
their parents. Other nights are
for friends and parents only.
Following are the subjects for
each evenig:
Monday-"Five Keys That I'm
lock the Heart of a Boy "
Tuesdy-"The Boy They Call
Bad "
Wednesday-"Dad and Ma. "
Thursday-"Live Wires. A"
Friday-"The Boys World "
Saturday--"On the Wrong
Road "
In September, 1921, Mr.. Lyon
established a system of "Preven-
titive Delinquency Among Boys"
that is causing delinquency a.
mong boys TO decrease at n rapid
rate. His plan is TO make a
house to house canvass in each
district he works as he has been
doing the past week i'm st. Johns.
This canvass is made not with the
idea of discussing the boy prob
lem, but to inform the parents
personally that his great desire
il to help them in case they have
n problem or are very anxious to
prevent n very serious boy prob.
lcm and TO invite them 10 the
meetings the following week in
the school houses.
At these meetings Mr.. Lyon
talks over some Of the things that
have TO be talked over when the
boy and parents get into court.
His desire is 10 give this talk be-
fore court action is necessary.
While Mr.. Lyon has had a wide
experience in handling boy prob.
lens he does not pose as n man
who thinks he "knows il all. "
He says, eff from what expert.
ence ! have had, | can pass il on |
TO parents and boys, that is my |
great desire. "
II will interest the people i'm |
the 81. Johns district 10 learn |
that Mr.. Lyon has thus far i'm
his preventive work covered l3
namely-Arlcta, IIolla-
day, Hawthorne, Lcnts, Monta.
villa, Mt. Tabor, Woodstock, |
Scllwood, Kcnton, Peninsula,
Portsmouth, George and st.
Johns.
People come by the hundreds
10 hear him discuss these prob
ems, and evidently profit great
lcal, because Mr.. Lyon states
hat only & eases have been re.
ported 10 the Juvenile Court from
all these districts since Sept. l;I
during November only . were re
ported.
Mr.. Lyon was for almost three
years assistant TO Judge Kanzlcr
IN the Court Of Domestic Rela.
ions, but resigned 10 establish
his work which is original with |
him and has never been worked
lut IN any city except Portland
Mr.. Lyon is also founder Of the
Big Brother Farm for Boys" AZ
Lebanon, having established il lOI
years ago.
The work carried on in Port
and is sponsored by the Portland
lions Club and the churches
whenever they are in a position
% help.
The meetings begin at 500
iharp.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
SATURDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 9th.

80 =. NJ.
Echo Service, by Former Pastors.
Hymn
Prayer. j. Pattcn.
Hymn
Addresses former Pastors Rev. f. Il. Young Rev.
s. II. Dcwart, Rev. j. j. Pattcn, Rev. W. Il.
Ingalls, Rev. j. H. Irvine Rev. II. N.
Sandifur
Hymn ..-
Benediction
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
klmbeHsy's Wealth.

Kimberley, which is but 90 miles
from the new South African diamond
neld Is one OF the richest mines In the
world Its yearly output Is placed at
s4,OoO,OOO Nlnety-nine per cent OF all
the diamonds produced In the last %
years are said 10 have come from
South Africa.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
CHRISTMAS DINNER

EVERY Christmas thry In
- vited one or two "a have
Christmas dinner with them
who would otherwise have heen
alene n gave them 50 much
pleasure that they never felt
thsy were being Kindly" nor
that they wsrs "doius real
charity" 40 that their guests
always had real Christmas
with real Christmas cheer. FOR
they nevsr felt that they had
hesn Invited out of kindness,
nor out Of charity
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Raising Bees in Bedroom

A bedroom apiary, consisting OF ten
hives OF bees, is part OF the house
hold OF Dr. W. b Eldrldge OF olean,
~ H His home is situated in the
heart OF the business district Of that
city.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Lspsrs In United States.

The exact number OF lepers In this
country is not authorltatiyely known,
but there are cases In % states and
the federal governments only leprosa-
rum, located In Louisiana, which can
care for 100 patients, is tilled TO Its
utmost capacity.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
TO OUR CLASSIFIED AID
VERTIsERs.

All classified ads must he in
by 9 p. m. Thursday TO insure in.
sertion. All classified ads pay
able in advance except to those
who have monthly accounts with
the Review.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
Various Kinds.

''There are all sorts OF wives-the
domestic kind and the ones who smoke
excessively"
"Yes, We have the Kltchenette and
the HumdorcAs so to speak. Louis
VILE Courier-JournaL
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
FRIDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 9th.

A Reception to the Community, 7 100.
Service 500.
Hymn" Blcst BE the Tie That Binds.
mvocation-1lcv. W T.. Klostcr.
Solo--Selected-Mr Eva l.. Albeit.
Addrcss-Rcv Chas. w. MacCaughy, ID. ID.
Solo--Selectcd-Mr Eva l.. Albeit.
Hymn" America the Beautiful. "
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08

Residents of ST. Johns having taxes
and city liens to pay in Portland can
make their payments without incOnyeni-
enee by availing themselves OF our ser
vices. We will pay same and secure your
receipt without inconvenience to YOU.
Fee, 25e. References; Any 81, Johns
Bank. k.-PeAinsula Title, Abstract aud
Realty Co., by H. Henderson, Manager;
402 North Jersey Street.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08

If you have anything to sell try
the Review. 1t brings the an
swer.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08

Good overcoats Sl4.95.
ROGERS. .-!
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
SUNDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 10th

Sunday School, 9 40.
Prelude Romance" (}y Norris) Mrs -. A. Olson
Hymn--"All Hail the Power of Jesus Name. A"
(Mcs Lanc)
Invocstion-Dr Frank n. Sandifur.
Solo-Miss Lola Murphy. prayer Pcrfect)
Scripture Rcading-Rcv. w. W Youngson d. d.
ofiertory: Violin Solo-Miss Grace Tufts ......
Observation-Disclosures. The Holy City.
Solo; Anthom-By j. Grant McGinnis and Choir
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Seek Yc the Lord"
sermon--Bshop William o. Shepard ID. d., Il. Il. ID.
EVENING
Young Peoples Meeting, G:iO.
Evening Service, 30
Prelude -"AdAnta IN Il.
Hymn Help the World to Love Him. "
Reading g-scripturc.
Solo. Grant McGmns OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
,,..,,..,. III With All Your Hearts. " (Elijah)
oif.rtory'' Melody Of Hope" DcLanc).
Anthem-,Tunior and Adult Choir.
S.rmos-Rev. W. W. Youngson u. d.
Postlude-Mrs Is. A. Olson.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08

One hundred first class enyel-
opes with your name and ad-
dress neatly printed on the cor
ner for one dollar at the Review
office. Additional 100 for 75e-
The postoffice department ad.
vises the use of printed return
envelopes.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
PROSTATE
TROUBLE

Treated at home, my wonder
full drugleSs home treatment now
ready.
Men are often afflicted with
this trouble long befor they know
what il is.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-12-08
SYMPTOMS

Weakness or pain in small of
back, leg pains, aches in pelvic
region, burning frequent desire
to empty bladder day and night,
worry and nervousness. When
two or more of these symptoms
are present have your prostate
gland examined by a man who
knows this trouble.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-06-15
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE FoREc1o-
SURE SALE

Defaxlt having been made in the pay
m THhn,, OF the PRINCIPAL and interest due
the mortgagee having given Notice Of
Intention to foreclose on the following
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, That
that certain mortgage. executed and de-
livered by John II. King, a single man
mortgagor to the Northern Security
1915, and filed for record in the office
OF the Register of Deeds of Ward Coun-
y. Morth Dakota on the 23rd day Of
corded in Book 1ss on page 257 of Mort
cages. and assigned by the mortgagee
b ?: an m i in d3 in writing to, Lily
TOR record in the office of the Register
of Deeds Of Ward County. North Dakota,
on the llth day of April, A., D. 1915.
at o'clock a. m. and recorded in Book
$50 Of Mortgages on page 2s4, viii be
foreclosed by a sale of the premises in
such mortgage and hereinafter described,
the City of Minot. in the County of Ward,
and State Of North Dakota, at the hour
g June = M 70 on the 12th day Of
due upon said mortgage on the day of
sale and the costs and disbursements on
such sale.
gage and which will be sold to satisfy
the same are those certain premises sit
uate in the County of Ward and State Of
to-wit: The Southwest quarter (SW3J
Of Section Five 90 Township one hun
dred and fifty-seven (157 North OF
Range Eighty-six (86) West Of the 5th
Prin: Mer. containing, 100 acres more
or less according to the U. S. Govern
ment survey thereof.
There will be due on such mortgage
on the date of sale the sum Of Two
thousand two hundred and eighteen and
$4,000 ($221s.50) Dollars.
Dated May 4th, 1922.
LILY KINNIER,
Assignee Of Mortgage.
A. p. SCOFIELD,
Sheriff of Ward County.
Attorneys for Assignee.
Minot, N. Dak 5/as+
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-06-15
LEGAL NOTICES
sHER1FF's EXECUTION SALE

State of North Dakota, County Of
Exchange State Bank of Minneapolis, a
corporation. plaintiff VS.. Thos. a.
Golfer. Defendant.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, That
by virtue of an execution to me directed
sued out of the Clerks office of the
Fifth Judicial District Court, State of
North Dakota, in and for the County of
Ward. upon 8. judgment rendered in
said Court in favor of Exchange State
Bank of Minneapolis, a corporation,
Plaintift, and against Thos. A. Golfer.
lowing described Real property of said
Defendant, to-wit: The East One-half
of the Northeast quarter GEE of NED
Northeast quarter (swa of NED and the
o" Of sE + a sns sSs East
of SEQ and the Southwest quarter of
the Southeast quarter (SWa of sea- Of
Section Thirty-tive $3.50 Township One
Range Eighty-fiye $50 west Of the fifth
principal meridian. ward County.
North Dakota, and that 1 shall, on Mon
the hour of ZOO o'clock p. NJ ;, of said
day. at the front door of the Court
House in the City of Minot. in, said
right. title and interest of the above
named Thos. A. Golfer, in and to the
above. described property, to satisfy
SAID judgment ana costs, amounting 10
Nine Hundred Twcnty-Seven Dollars
and Seventy Cents. together with all
accruing costs Of sale, and interest on
thu same from the 9TH day of December,
1921. at the rate of Six per cent, per
annum, at public auction to the highest
bidder for cash.
A. P. sCOTIELD,
Sheriff of Ward County,
North Dakota.
FUEKE & EIDE.
Attorney for Plaintiff,
Dated at -Minot, y. d. May 81, 1929.