The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-20
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A man knows the age OF all hi.
cows, horses and hogs, but he has tx
ask his wife how old the children are
If she we're smaller and more easily
trimmed, it wouldn't take the ma
tons long to decide what to do with
| Russia.
| 81 know my boys did not drink any
liquor Saturday night" said mother,
because they were SO dry Sunday
morning"
The theory advanced by Chau-
tauaua lecturer that after the year
1000, nobody will die, is nothing for
us to worry about.
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Miss Alice Robertson, who ought
to know, asks the people to pray for
congress. We believe prayer should
be given a trial Cussing congress
doesn't seem to do any good.
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Prohibition Commissioner Haynes
says there is liquor enough in the
United States to last for 25 years.
And then there's the light Of the
moon, too.
One objection to a soda fountain is
that no matter how long you sit about
you are never informed that the
drinks are on the house this time.
Some day, when our oil well comes
in and we have plenty Of time and
we are going to find out just
now many ice cream cones are re-
luired to fill small boy.
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Every day that is born into the
world comes like burst of music,
md rings itself all the day through;
nd thou shalt make of 1t dance, a
Urge or life march, as thou wilt
'arlyle.
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Ben Quinn, Indian, bought an auto.
lead smashed, arm broken. He said:
'irst mile too slow. took drink booze;
ext mile faster, took another drink;
lst mile very fast, took another
rink, then saw bridge in road, turned
ut for it.
An important item of information
Fought back from California by
gently returned Emmett man is that
California people have red streaks
! their stomachs from carrying
avs in cafeterias.
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"The other evening"" said young
err, 81 heard nav and a neighbor :
oman discussing the political situa- b
IN and it sounded as funny to me p
| imagine conversation would be II
tween dad and Old Bill Misgivens Ell
the topic of crocheting." tt
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All eN-sOlulcT Doy tSiiS 10 bhoI "iiSh Qs
came hack from the big war, he ca
,pped in New York long enough to sc
! cleaned Of all his coolies. But the m
~ first evening he spent with his st
It girl in the old home hammock, ed
caught new supply. She had gt
parently been entertaining a soldier
, who got home ahead of him.
little John was sent alone to the We
.ber shop for hair cut. The bar Sc
: in his joking way inquired what ca
d of hair cut he wished and then so
nted to the man in the chair, "Do ha
want one like this man is get II
g?' "No, sir" the little fellow Iri
urned after he had looked at the COZ
n. III you have to cut it like so,
,ebody's, just cut it like my dads, to
h q little hole in the middle" oh,
Ie was rather new in the place, nm
his clerical dress resembled that wa
PRIEST AS hc P0Sscu ScNciNA 1t
e Catholic boys ON the street, some sal
them tipped their hats and said wit
! chorus:. "Good evenin', Fader." oh,
minister had hardly passed when
Of the youngsters who had not A.,
he'd his hat turned on the others ~
disgust with: "Fsder he's no =,
er; he's got tree kids"
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Well! Wellp interestedly ejacu-
d q motorist who had stopped his
to pick up young fellow in the ho,
road. $50 you were going to en-,
K ten miles to town in your bare Ra
I? You are q pretty big fellow az,
'e going barefoot" "Yep, Pm 20 l
RS DID," replied the young man. lor
e wore shoes of and ON for gar
: or so, but the dadblame things iei'
e me so clumsy | can't run down eai1
ekrabbit to save my life n'n