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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05

Matt Geigel wife and daughter.
Miss Emma Bier, Mrs. Anna Legler
and two sons of Monroe were guests of
Andrew Grange Sunday.
VIM. Whitford and family, Miss
Susie Whitfoad, Mrs. VIM. Campton
and daughter spent Sunday in Madison.
Miss Madge Gardner of Union Mills
is spending this week at the Uriah
Gardner home.
MIR. and Mrs. l.. C. Stair were at
Milton college Saturday 70 visit their
son Robert, who sustained broken
nose while playing football on Wednes-
day. He is recovering satisfactorily
and says he will be in the game again
in short time.
Mrs. Barrett of Chicago is visiting
her niece, Mrs. Edward McMurrough.
Miss Bertha Clayton returned to
Milwaukee Saturday. after a two
weeks WISH WIN NtI ldbHtls
&C. W. Reynolds was out from Chi
cago for a Sunday visit with his par
ents.
Mrs. W. j. Kelly entertained thirty
! five relatives at their home Friday eve
ming, in honor of the 50th birthday o.
her husband.
e. A. Soderstrom, local manage
of the Public Service Co., attended
superintendent meeting at kilbourl
last week.
DIR. H. s. Huxtable and famil.
spent Sunday in Milwaukee.
Several lady shoppers of Blanch
ardville found desirable bargains a
our stores during the past week.
About fifty relatives and friends o
the Palzkill, Pittz and GRADER familie
enjoyed an all day picnic at the farr
home of Theodore Engels Thursday.
Rev. r. G. Kirkbride and Pierc
Granville and wives and Mrs. Ella Sim
enjoyed a motor trip to Dubuque on
day last week.
-Chas. Ivey and son Roger spent
portion Of last week in Chicago.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
Auction Sale.

! am leaving the farm and going to
Chicago and will sell at public auction
on the VIM. Walker farm. four miles
south of Mineral Point. on
TUESDAY, Oct. 10, 1922,
live stock and farm machinery, to-wit /.
Span of draft mares, s and yrs. old /;
span of work mare, and Z yrs. old /:
8yr-old work gelding and sucking colt.
Id choice Holstein milk cows, year
ling heifers and spring calves.
A lot of farm machinery, wagon, bob
sleigh, motor truck, Empire milking
machine, two units, Falrbank- Morse
3 h. p. engine, vice and steel face anvil.
; 3o-gal milk cans, milk cooler, Della.
val cream separator, two sets work
harness, light harness. rs bu. barley,
l6 acres shocked corn, so bu. potatoes.
% tons of hay Zone mile south of Min
eral Point. new steel range, steel beds
and other household furniture.
Sale to commence at 10 a. m. Terms
as usual Lunch at noon. se9g See bills.
JOSEPH MITCH.
F. r. Davisson, Auctioneer
A. +. Bishop, Jr,, Clerk
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
AUTUMN GLORIES.

The Tribune publisher loves the Fall
seasons of this section, the grandest Of
this grand old world. We love the
Haunting colors of the sturdy oaks, the
naples, the sumac and wild vines, and
the misty curtains of the morning fog
and the evening haze that hang over
the beautiful valleys. We love the rag
ged roadside flowers and the quaint
marsh grasses, and to see the timid
quail, squirrel and rabbit ducking in
and out here and there. We love the
smell of the vineyards and orchards and
the tang of the smoke from camp fires
All this we realized to the full last
Sunday through the kind consideration
of our genial friend, Mr.. Ellworth Har-
ris, who invited US to take seat in his
Hudson car, headed for Prairie du Chen,
sixty miles away. Those familiar with
the route know what a beautiful and
fantastic section of country we trav-
ersed, and that we had the opportunity
of gazing upon the Wisconsin and Mis-
sissippi rivers. The grandeur of the
country and the pleasure we realized
is beyond our control of words to depict.
BY the way, it was the first time we
had look at the father of waters"
since 1875, notwithstanding we have
r.aiJaA hara all Tho suhiIn
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
TROUSERS OR NO TROUSERS.
WE'RE ON THE MAP

Papers of the large cities of this
country are noting with seeming con-
Germ, now that tie getting toward
winter, as they say, because of r moved
by Alderman Sims and carried unani-
mously, that the chief of police be EN-
powered to purchase a pair of trousers
for uniform" But howbeit that not
one of them displays the spirit of help
by offering to donate the trousers ? All
the same, trousers or no trousers for
our policeman, Mineral Point is on the
map.
And here's another item which APP
pears.. in last Saturday Chicago Trib.
une's rLine O. Type or Two" column
that enlarges Mineral Points dot on
the world map: There is a man in
Mineral Point, Wis, who has his hair
cut with lawn mower, uses ground
glass for a foot powder, and bathes in
carbolic acid. " Who of our denizens
can point out this man
The calling of attention to these curl
ositiea of our town is little late in the
season for drawing tourists hither this
year, but wouldn't it be wise to pre-
pare for the great rush of sight-seers
next year.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
CONSIGNMENT SALE OF
CLASSY HOISTEINS.

With J. Roy Gordon of this city as
manager, the Iowa County Holstein
Breeders Association has decided on
holding a two-day Consignment Sale at
the fair grounds in this city Thursday
and Friday, Oct. 1921.
There will be offered 1876 head of as
good Holsteins as ever went under the
hammer. Sale under cover, rain or shine.
Preparations for big, memorable sale
are heing pushed, and the presence of
prominent Holstein breeders from near
and far is expected.
For terms, guarantees or other par
ticulars. see large posters, or cores
With ;dr Gordon.
This is tre first consignment sale of
HoIsteius held in Mineral Point, and we
plead with all citizens to do what they
can to insure praise for the town as
well as the breeders.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
TELEPHONE co. BUYS LOT,
WILL ERECT NEW BUILDING.

The Commonwealth Telephone Com
pany has purchased lot No 65, in Vliet's
survey, known as the Brown livery barn
property.
James Harris, Jr has bargained for
and is removing what was left of the old
barn after the recent fire. and as soon
as the ground is cleared the telephone
company will commence to construct a
new and up-to-date telephone building.
There will be installed a new common
battery system, central office equip
ments and new switchboard When the
change to common battery service is
made it will be only necessary TO re-
move the receiver to call central.
The present plans are to construct
building 25x35 feet, one story, with
basement. The construction will be of
cement and steel.
Cablemen are constructing new cables
here this week on Hoard street as far
as Memorial Park. on Davis street from
Chestnut to Washington, on Iowa street
from Fountain to Mineral, from Iowa
street to Doty to Park street, on Foun-
tain street, from Ridge street to Ross
street, from rear of Postofiice site west
as far as High street.
When the change to common battery
service is made, and the company has
the building and other es-
sential improvements. Mineral Point
will get telephone service equal to the
nesf in the state
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
IL Was Pleasure to Meet Them.

John and Theodore Amberg, natives
of Mineral Point, but who have been
prominent in the busidess circles of
Chicago for fully fifty years, turned
their backs on the big, busy city within
the past week and devoted three days
TO viewing their boyhood romping
grounds hereabouts. Aside from the
fact that the names of most of those
they knew are to be found on the tomb
stones in our cemeteries. their visit to
the town ever dear to them proved en-
ioyable. Their sister. Mrs. c. w. Nc
llbon, provided them with comfortable
and good things to eat.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05

MIR. and Mrs Edw. Curnow, Jr. 4,
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. G. Varlin
started by motor yesterday morning
for Phillips, where they will make a
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. John E. Lightbourne
and their son Calvert are here from
Bermuda for a brief visit with Hon
and Mrs. Calvert Spensley, parents of
Mrs. Lightbourne
Mrs. George Jeuck, ST.. is partak
ing of visit with Dubuque friends.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
Zinc Mining Aided by New Research.

How the zinc mines of southwestern
Wisconsin may secure larger return
from low grade ore is being studied in
series of important experiments now
in progress in the mining and metallur-
gical laboratories of the Wisconsin Col
lege of Engineering.
During the past year important work
has been in progress on the reclama-
ton of large amounts of zinc sulphide
ores that are now lost The flotation
process has been studied with view to
applying it to the fine ores that are now
lost in the jogging process.
james Mulhairn and sister, Mrs.
Shaw, returned Friday from three
weeks visit with the latter's daughter,
Mrs, Will Neumeyer, in Milwaukee.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
, The Local Field

Gorrell & Martin for clothing.

w. Il. Bennett OF DodgeVllie al
Byron Godfrey of Pleasant View, wit
their wives, partook on Sundoy of I'll
genial hospitality of Mr.. and Mr.
Llewellyn Dunn.
Edward Coad left last week to Wis
relatives in Sioux City, Iowa. enrout
to his home at Long Beach, Cal. h
had been sojourning with relatives o
this city for two months.
Miss Helen Lang has enrolled i
the GAINESVILLE schools, at which plac
she expects to spend the winter.
Will Clark and wife moved t,
Platteville last week, where they will
make their home.
Miss Lyleth Gedye entertained
number of young ladies with sumpt
uous Fix O'clock dinner at her home or
Wednesday. The guests express delight
at being so royalty entertained.
Miss Annie Lenahan, accompanied
by her niece, Miss c. A. Moore, have
returned to Palo Alto, Cal, where Miss
Moore will resume her studies in the
Stanford University to receive Mast
er's degree. They spent the summer
with relatives il this city.
After a weeks visit at the Peter
L. Roger home, Paul Roger and family
returned to Chicago Saturday.
Mrs. Nathan Crist returned to
Waterloo, Iowa. on Thursday, after a
three weeks visit with her brother,
Peter Kessler. Miss Ruth Lang is at
Waterloo for an extended stay with
her.
Mrs. Mary Gallagher, Miss Nell De-
laney, Owen Gallagher and two sisters
of Avoca have been entertained at the
Fred Fraunfelder home.
Mrs. w. H. Lang left yesterday for
an extended stay in Chicago and other
points of interest Her sister and Mr..
Lang will have charge of the restau-
rant during her absence.
Dewey Griffith of Chicago, Mrs,
Clarence Luckert of Laurel, Iowa, and
Miss Minnie Toay of Dodgeville were
guests of Mrs. Hugh Connaughton last
week.
Miss Bernice White was home from
Whitewater normal to spend Sunday.
Mrs. Guy White returned Saturday
from a two weeks stay with her moth
er at Cuba City.
Miss Jessie Prideaux left Saturday
to visit in Chicago and Omaha, before
going to Bloomfield, Neb., to spend the
winter with her aunt, Mrs. Mary j.
Trenhail.
Miss Genevieve Engels attended
convention of bookkeepers in Madison
Friday.
Curtis Beech of Mazomanie spent
Friday with w. j. Benson.
Will Schill and A. j. Walker made
a business trip to Galena one day last
week.
Mrs. Mary Hadfeld returned to
Oak Park, H., Saturday, after two
weeks stay with her sister, Mrs. John
r. Toay.
Mrs. Uriah Gardner has been
spending the past week with relatives
at Linden.
Robert Connolly was up from Chi
cago during the past week to enjoy
vacation.
Mrs. Fowler and family moved to
this city last week from Platteville and
are residing on Doty street
Mr.. and Mrs. II. l.. Vieth, Mrs. K.
Zimmerman, Mrs. Ben Zimmerman and
son and Miss Alice Mienstedt of Nor
walk were week-e end guests of Prof. A.
A. Vieth.
Clarence Mitchell has been busy
installing WHY'S Light plants at La
mont, Sandy Hook and Barneveld.
Miss Agnes Quirk left Saturday
for Rockford.
Henrietta G. Hsnscom, teacher OF
piano. Phone 70.
For high quality smoke ask fol
1.-THE Little DON
Cnt1tC
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
A VERY DANGEROUS HILL

A number of our people have beer
travelling on Highway No 28, this sea
son, and several of them have had very
close calls from serious accidents on
what is known as Fans Hill, between
Dodgeville and Spring Green. Many
have had the brakes of their cars burnt
out and other damages done. This is
the most dangerous hill on a statehigh-
way in this part of the state. There is
re- location of this hill under construc-
ton, but that does not relieve the fact
additional accidents might occur any
day at this point. The hill is over a
mile long, is extremely steep in several
places and has no warning signns of
any kind to acquaint the stranger, who
may be travelling the highway, that he
should take extra care and place his
car in lower gear for safety. Recently
one man was killed on this hill
stranger; three others were more or
ess injured and accidents and damages
to automobiles are many. The Coml
missioner of the county where this hill
is located. should cause proper warning
signs to be placed at the top of this hill
and thereby possibly save life and pro-
perty. A stranger might not know on |
first approach whether the hill is only |
a little incline or not until he has his
car completely out of control. Darling
Ton Rep.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05

The Woman's Auxiliary meeting has
been postponed to Tuesday evening,
Oct. 10th. Time 7:45; Legion head
quarters. Those concerned will please
remember this,
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05

How to make out federal income
tax returns was learned by several hun
dred persons this year through a cor
respondence course given by the Wis
cousin University Extension division.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
At the Silver Milestone of Welded Life.

At the Silver Milestone of Welded Life.
Twenty-Five years ago, Sept. 10Th,
Miss Julia Schaumberg of this city and
Mr.. Matt Demuth were united in mar
rage at St. Mary's church. The event
was fittingly observed last Thursday
evening at their farm home some miles
north of this city. About 10 guests
participated in the festivities. The
silver offerings were many and of worth.
1t proved very enjoyable occasion
from every angle, ard the guests, upon
departing, entertained but one wish -
that their hosts may live to partake OF
many more years of success. health anc
| happiness.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
Farm for Sale

Situated one mile southwest of Gala
anime, consisting of 200 acres. For
particulars inquire OF owner, Lewis
Boyle, Calamine, Wis. 40w3'
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
MunSing Wear
QUALITY is CONSTANT

The average man detests Shop
ping" We advise Munsingwear he
cause once you have worn it and recog-
nize its quality, never again will you
have to ''shop" for underwear. Mum
singwear is always the same from the
quality standpoint.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1922-10-05
5 Cents


The Co Workers will hold their an
nual bazaar and supper on Thursday,
Dec. 7th.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-08-02
PASAPOARTELE DE
EnGICRARI.

Ministerial de inferno a TRIMS
protection urmatoarea circulara
In urlna avizului cOmisiunii de
emigrari care stabileste ca pasa-
poartele de emigrare sc elibc.
reaza numai de ministerul de in
terne, veti lua Hasuri nu Sc mai
elibera de prefertura asemenea
pasapoarte. S6fIeifaforii de ase-
menea pasapoarte vor depune &C.
rerea la prefecture repectiva inn
preuna ell actele complete din
care s;i rezulte Ell sOlicitatOrul e
cetatean sau s,lpus roman. Pre-
fectura. dupa cercetarea 81 veri-
ficarea situatiei de fapt 81 mo-
tivelOr invecate de sOlicitator. va
inainta >cererea Gu actele 81 cu
referat detaliat ministerului de
inferno. seivri,h .emigrarilor, ca
re va decide pentru fiecare caz
in parte luand 81 awful comisi-
unii emigrarilor.
(Din Universally.
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cOMv0cARE

SOcietatea Romano de Ajutor
81 Cultura 81 S. DR.. c. Ange-
lescu R. Ard" Convoaca pe toti
menIbrii de l!la parte la sedinta
lunara extra ordinara pc ziua de
6 August in Tocalul societatii
6131 st. Clair ave. la orele 2 p. m.
In punctele de la ordinea zilei
va fl 81 alegerea dslegstului PEN
tru adunarea general4 q Uniunei.
ce Sc va tinea n Erie, Pa.
SuAt rugati toti membrii sta
rnitor de Sc conforma acestei
cOnvOcari.
In numele Soc. III. s. DIR. C.
Angelescu r. Ard"
(180181). Pyesidiul.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-08-02

gate Sc prennha pc atrada dn-
cand cate uila din acest1 pisici
de liant.
Paris. Depesele primite din
viena anunta ca bolsevicii, siliti
de disconsideratia ce Q intalnesc
rublele lor de hartie pc plata lu-
mel. s'au hotarit sa bata bani de
.aur 81 sa preeateasca char Q re-
zerva de platina.
Washington. = RapOartele So
site la departamentul comertuili
anunta ca flotas germana a ajuns
la capacitatea eli dinainte de raz-
boi. In Iunie an mai fost lansate
inca noua vapoare, facand asst
| fel totalnl tonajului german sd
! |fie de 1,618.OOO tone.
Cleveland, Ohio. = Gu data dt
Teri, pretul biletelor de trarhvat
in Cleveland inceput sa fie dt
cinci cents. afara de liniile dir
Euclid Avenue, carl sunt pestt
zona de este orasulni. Pentrl
schimbarea de pc linie pc alt;
| (transfer) sc pereepe inca III
cent.
! Londra. - Sc cOmunica ,dil
surse demne de toata 1ncredere,
ica Marea Rritanie este inelinat
sd primeasca cererea Germanie
Ipentru un moratoriu in platire,
pretentiunilor pentru proprietit
Iparticulare. Germania va prim
incurind raspunsul Angliei i
privinta aceasta.
/ Budapesta. - CorOana ungar
scade intr una. I'm dollar valOrea
IA acum doua mil de corOane.
lpana MI sc pOate cumpara ma
ieftin ca $500 de coroane. In u
timile zece zilc banii ungures1
an pierdut 60 la suta din valos
rea lor.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-08-02
RFORt|ATNJM

Berlin. = Franta a respins &C.
rerea Germaniei pentru redu-
cere ratelor lunare, pc carl ca
trebne sa le pldteasca din dato
rifle contractate de nationalist
Germani Gu cetateni aliati, inain-
te. de raZbOi.
Detroit. Mich. - o tinara, al
carui hume pOlitia nu vOieste sal
divulge, avea Dumineca seara Q
intalnire ell tinarul Robert Sny-
der. la 1889 Woodward avenue.
Ea a VENT la intalnire Gu cinci
minute mai tarziu de ora Indicate
Pc cand Sc apropia, Snyder a ca
zut din picioare pc trotuar, mu.
rind imediat de palpitatie de
inHma.
Troy, Ala. Neglrh Jim
Chapman, care sc zice ca era in
Virsta de 119 ami, a murit ieri in
casuta sa de Ia poalele muntelui.
FL fulsese pc vremuri selav, find
adus din Africa 81 windut in pia-
ia, la licitatie. Chapman spunea
ca in viata lui ma purtat ghete
in piciOare, ma fumat, MA caleat
llesea q ma f0st arestat nei
Copenhaga. 0 depese pri-
mita din Moseova anunta Cd
Papa Plus a rugat guvernuI sovie.
telor sd vinda vatieanului obiec-
tele de pref secfestrate de prin
bisericile rusesti.
Moscoya. ComRlotul pus
saptSm1ns trccufa Ia Gale pentru
asasinarca lui Lenin q fost des-
eopsrit y inlxburat prin executa-
rea a trei indivixi. Sc ziee cS .ei
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-08-02

Acei carl an in obiceiu sa ba-
nniasca pc altii isi exagereaza
cinstea.
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S0ARTA PORIuIsUI co3l9EA1
IA IN MARE 9RuG1InE


Mise aduee u cunestinta Q
stire de extrema grayitate Garcia
aproape ne vine - refuzam de
al da crezare.
Este vorba nici mai multi nici
mai putin decit de trausfoFma-
Romaniei intregite. Il acAst ssns
rea Constantei in port militar q
suntem informati cs s'sr ii dat
char ordine acun "a cus1nd. %
prilejul >ultimei ippectinni =
constanfa . prj pelni uostr
most4 t4hitor care 80 prsca1p =
stie inspector eonera y nlalin1i'
Numai din asestx siplx 1tirs
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-08-02

.3z s&s
- poate deduce toata gravitatea
f5ptlllui daca pana Ia ur1na el
s'ar consuma, in dispretul bnnu-
lali simt, al logicei 81 al interese-
1ar tarii intregi caci atunci candI
este vorba de .orasul ca 81 de por,-
tul Coiisfanta tara mtreaga este
intcresata la propagireai 81 buna
lui stare.
Nu-i nevoe sa mai insiram aci
toata seria nesfarsita de sfortari,
81 de jertfe pc care lea saivarsit
aproape intreaga generatiunel
spre a creia primul 81 singurul
port maritim al Romaniei. Regre-
tatul rege Carol care Sc interesa
de aproape de olganizarea 81 des-
voltarea Constantei, prezidat,cu
o deosebita starHinta personala
la desfasurarea intregei actiuni
pentru crearea acestui port mari
tim 81 n buna parte Lui mai multi
de cat neglijentei sau nepasarii
gnvernelor de politician Sc dato-
reste opera infaptuita.
Iata, insa, ca in momentul cand
o alta generatiune 81 noua si-
tuatiune tarii MARTA in presti.
! ginl dar sin nevoile sale de ira
fic maritim indreptatiau cele mai
bune asteptari de la portul Con-
stanta usurinta incalificabila
vine sa darimc totul pentru a face
dir el.. ;. un port militar al Roma
niei intregite.
| Lipsa de. logica 81 de srriozita.
te a unei asemenea idei este atat
de isbitoare incat ne intrebam in
capul cui s'a putut naste pentru
intaia Oara asemenea plata.
! Trebue sd finn lbine intelesi
cand faci timp de decent jertft
!pentru a creia un mare 81 bint
utilat port comercial pentru ne
voile tarii, Mise pare eel putir
fara rOst .s;i vii sa distrllgi din
tr nm cOndei o opera aproape de
savirsita pentru a face, de dat;
asia cu totul altceva, nentru 1
transforma acest port de cOme1-
Intr I'M port de razbOi.
Oar atunci pentru ce tOat'
fertfele 81 toate sfortarile facut,
lpana acum'
S'au poate ca la moi asa sun
cOndamnate toate Gperhe mari
bine inceputc 81 c0nduse ca |;
sfarsit daca nu mai inaihte. s;
ispraveasca deandOselea de cum
Sc pernisera
E intr' 'adevar fen0menal 81 ii
acest singur fapt avem inca ex
plicatiune lipsei de credit ce n,
sugrlrma pc plata internationala
Prin asemenea manifestari dam
lmpresia nnOr cOpii usurateci $
neastamparati carl nMi nu stin
ce vrem 81 nici nh stim ce facen
dintr'O II Pc alta.
Oar chestiunea ii prea impor
tanta ca sd nu revenim asupra Ell
DeOcamdata, ne marginim $;
dam alarma in asteptarea unei la
muriri din partea guvernului alb
sOlnt necesara intrucat infOrma
tia noastra provine din isvol
fOarte seriOs.
I (Din 'Daciam
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ON fUeA NND0OuJI

JIIv lUW 0NukJU
Acei carl an in obiceiu sa ba-
nniasca pc altii Isl exagereaza
cinstea.
A fOst odata un ON al carui
testament n a fost atacat. Ell II "a
lasat nici avere.
Necazul cu fericirea este ca
nu prea luam cnnestinta des-
pre- ca decat atunci cand a dis
|parut.
Nj poti lua in hume de rau
cetatenilOr earl sc simt eondusl
ca niste miei La legea noua a va
milor.
Canl intre eel caSatOritl este
pace. aceasta nu Sc pOate atrrbul
totdeauna iubirei eli mai. mutt i'm,
jpreiurarei ca 81 barbatul 81 sofia
au bun simt.
S'a numit un centrOlor al com
bustibilului. Nu pentruca Va avea
la iarna 'ce sa controleze.
| i
Feaneile sunt ciudate: lie ma
frica de I'm soarece decat de III
barbat.
| Este mai bine sa fiji bOgat $
I! fericit decat sa locuiesti in Mos
cOva.
il
Multi asanumiti 'oratori'' nj
sunt alt ceva decat niste gramO
ifoane vii.
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Tot ce femeile ar sti la perfec
TUNE. daca liar da mana, este S;
Sc 'mbrace totdeauna la moda.
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Privind la o. femeie american;
nu prea stii exact ce este coloare;
fetei sale. TO poti ghici eventual
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Acei carl cred ca nu vOr suffer
de frig la iarna, cred 81 in Mo
Craciun care alucc daruri c0pii
lor celOr buni.
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| Tn orb din Youngstown, seal
dandu-se, STA recastigat vedere,
ochilOr. Sc spune Cd ell. privins
in iurul sat, dorit sa fF sorl
din nou.