The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-10

this clever, talented woman:
 Two hundred thousand (200,000) copies of her latest song, Wishing For You," have been. ordered by her publishers, and everybody is going to be singing it or whistling 1t or humming it--just like My Little Alice Blue Gown," or Honey moon Time," or April Showers" and a lot of other "soIg hits"
 Another Alabama woman regis ters 100 per cent!
 Hats off to her, ladies and gen. tlemen
 A Christmas Suggestion to the
 "Coue-ites"
 Now it can be told;
 Probably some ten million "Coue- its" will adopt the suggestion round about Christmas time that I am about to make paraphrasing the famous Dr. Coue's formula for good health, long life, and much prosperity;
 Every dav
 'In every way
 'I am getting
 n"Poorer, poorer!"
 Emile Coue-the Papa" of the famous phrase which the "Coue- it's" are supposed to repeat 25 times every morning and eyening-will add to his fame if the paraphrase is adopted.
 MT. A. B. See
 I've an idea;
 ought to keep it to myself for it's likely to be a cold winter,
 But
 Being ever generous. here it is:
 The now famous MT. A. B. See of Brooklyn, who has talked so dreadfully about "us ladies'" says he would love to see all the wom- ems colleges in the world burned to the ground.
 We'll
 He may yet have that satisfac- tion;
 Cigarettes are known to have started many fire;
 And so, MT. A. B. See;
 There was a little college girl
 She smoked cigarette
 And she used a bit of slang
 And she may use it yet; She read critics awful roast
 And then she sighed, .Ah, mel
 Some girl has snubbed the poor old grouch
 know my A. B, See.o
 Now
 want to make a prediction;
 "An A. B. See club for the Sup pression of Women" is likely to be started in every city of any impor- tance in America before the Year of Our Lord 1923;
 And what they'll do in the matter of suppressing MT. A. B. See, will in common parlance, be "a-plenty." !"
 For
 A. B. c. seems to be just about as far as MT. See. the elevator man, got with the woman question, for the lady, he argued with, undoubt- edly got the best of him, which to be poetical, would indicate that;
 A. B. c.
 Went out to see
 The female species grow;
 He found they smoked;
 Talked slang and joked
 He received an awful blow.
 One of Aesop's Fables
 MT. A. B. See and his "debacle" with the lady in the case, reminds me of one of Aesop's fables;
 You probably remember it;
 It is entitled "The Dog and His Master"
 A certain man. so runs the fable, was setting out on a journey, when seeing his dog standing at the door, he cried out:
 "Get ready to come with me; what are you gaping about?"
 The dog, wagging his tail, said ::
 "I'm all right, master; it is you who have to pack up."
 Aladdin's Lamp Shop
 Like a phrase out of nThe Ara bian Nights," with it's exotic envi- ronment and exquisite beauty, Cary Johnson selects for her artistic ate Her the name of "Aladdin's Lamp Shop"
 And truly-once you've crossed the threshold of this interesting place you realize that the name has been wisely chosen;
 Like "Aladdin's Lamp," it gives out tones of symmetry, beauty and harmony-springing from the beau tiful taste and wonderful artistry of the owner of the little shop.
 Miss Johnson, whom everybody loves, first because of her own won- derful talents and lovely personal ity-and secondly because she is the daughter of one of the best beloved women in this community, Mrs. Jack w. Johnson, has chosen the attic of her home for "Aladdin's Lamp Shop"
 Here is a real studio; ateliers with colors of bright yellow, "sun- shine yellow" Cary Johnson calls them, and marvellous blues; ceiling and walls triumphing in the blend ing of these nuances of lights and shades.
 Bright cretonne covers for studio window seats-the kind fancy that one sees in the ateliers of the Latin Quartier of Paris; pale pongee col ored curtains-and altogether a most charming effect this gifted young woman has achieved.
 Lamp shades of every kind and description are seen here and there; those dainty, lacey effects; wonder full combinations of colors for read ing lamps, drawing room lamps, par Tor lamps, lamps for boudoirs, the little kind that fasten over the head of one's bed, removable and con venient.
 Shades of parchment, diaphanous chiffons and fringes and satins and silks.
 Then there are enticing bags"