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The New York herald., 1922-04-09
First Honors in Two Mile A.
A. u. Event Go to st. An
selm's A. C.

Teams of De La Sale Institute fin
ished first and second in the interscho-
lastic relay race, one of the feature at
fractions at the games of the Iolth In
fantry last night.
Team No. 2. which was in receipt OF
10 yard handicap from Team NO. i.
the scratch quartet. won by yard
after a spectacular finish.
Both foursomes are entered in the
Penn relay events to be contested tn
later part of this month.
First honors in the two mile relay
race for A. A. u. teams were captured
by the runners of st. Anselm's A. c.,
who took the lead from the representa-
tives of the Bloomfield Catholic Club
in the final lap and won by five yards.
The summarizes:
ONE MILE RUN.--For members of the 10th
Infantry (handicap)-Won by w. Kinsella,
Service Company l65 yards: s. Bennett,
Service Company 600 yards). second: M.
Russo. Service Company (60 yards), third
+. J. Burke, Company (65 YARDS. fourth.
ONE MILE ROLLER SKATING RAcE.-For
members of the 107th Infantry (handicap) :
Won by Philip Clark Company T
(scratch): r. II. Barker. Company ID t2o
yards), second: d. Douglis, Company + Coo
yards) third Time, 20.
IS YARD DASH.-For members of the 107th
Infantry (handicap)-Fiinal heat. won by
f. Miller. Company A 90 feet): L. Lieb-
man Company @ % feet). second: Vincent
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Sid Leslie Is Victor in
Mile Run at Legion Games
Veteran Beats Devanney by
Five Yards.

Sid Leslie, veteran middle distance
runner of the New York A. c.. 500 yard
national champion. was the winner of
the special one mile run at the final
A. A. U. indoor meet of the season held
under the auspices of the New York
County American Legion at the Twenty
second Regiment Armory last night
The summaries:
20 YARD DASH. NovICE--won by II. Y.
Tegge. 106th Infantry A. A.; II. S. Graeb.
unattached second; George Wolff. 102d En-
gineers A. A.. third. Time. seconds.
70 YARD DASH. HANDICAP-won by John
Sacco unattached I'll feel Thomas X. Lo-
mas. New York A. G. g feet, second:
John w. Haffer, st. Bonaventure Lyceum
q feet). third. Time. S-5 seconds.
10 YARD DASH. SCRATCH-won by John
Burgess. West Side Y. M. G. A.; Thomas
X. Lomas, New York A. c.. second, Paul
r. Davis. New York A. c.. third
300 YARD RUN. HANDICAP-won by J. L..
Dalton, Long Island A. G. (12 feet); r.
Shotter, West Side Y. NJ G. A.. I'll feet)
second: George s. vrionis. 102d Engineers
A. A. Is feet). third. Time. SO 4-5 sec
onds.
COO YARD RUN, HANDIcAP-Al II. Dolder
New York A. C. Is yards) S. M. Nation.
Yorkville A. A. GA yards). second; J. T.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Athletes of De La Sale
VictOrS in Relay Race

Laliy. Service Company (scratch), third;
Thomas X. Clifford, Company l q feeD
fourth. Time. 0:0S I'd.
posed OF of boys representing public and
private schols ihandicap)-Won by De La
Sale Institutes second team Drank Nc
CLAIM, Joseph Donovan. Paul Dolan and
Andrew Bullo). 40 yards; De La Sale In
stitute's first team (Ralph Voudy. Stephen
Baronavsky, Thomas Darcy and Edward
Swlnburne). scratch. second; High School
of Commerce (Boden, Lundy. Baskind and
Danielel0. 40 yards. third. Time, . al 20.
20 YARD RESCUE RACE-For members OF
10th Infantry tscratch) Won by +. lynch
and J. Murphy. Company r: John A.
Haley and f. j. Dawson, Company Il, sec
ond: II. Reeve and S. Potter Company A.
third. Time, 0:23.
$50 YARD RUN-For novces-Won by Will
lam r. Moore. Company E Robert Blake,
Company NJ. second; Thomas Daw Com
90 YARD HOSPITAL LITTER RACE
(scratch)-won by Company L eMilligan,
Kniffen and Lynch) Company M (Gatto.
Rowe and Eifferp. second; Company
Mierney), third. Time. O.26.
PUTTING THE IL POUND-For members OF
the 107th Infantry thandicapl-Won by /.
w. Bianchi, Company Fl g feet), with a
put OF 4s feet 10,4 inches; arthur Miller.
Company b g feet. with a put Of 43 feet
inches. second; John Mcnamara. Com
pany NJ q feep. with put of II feet 5is
inches. third; w. j. Likly. Company M
q feet. with put of 40 feet inches.
fourth.
RUNNING HIGH JUMP-For members OF
the 107th Infantry (handicap)-Won by A.
I. Smith. Company a inches). with a
jump of 5 feet ia inches; NJ. Ayers, Com
pany + a inches). with Jump OF feet
inches. second: Joseph Diestal. COMPANY
| (3 inches). with jump OFF, inches,
44o YARD RUN-For members OF the 1o7ti,
Infantry. In heavy marching order (scratch,
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Lynch Wins Poor Bout.

Joe Lynch. former bantam champion,
put up one of the poorest fights of his
career last night at the Rink Sporting
Club. and barely earned the decision
over Harry Martin at the end of twelvc
round bout that was frequently hooted
by the spectators.
Martin proved to be third-rater, but
Lynch was unable to make any head
way at all. and the bout dragged along
to weary finish.
Johnny Murray outpointed Redcap
Wilson in a twelve round bout.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
III SCHOOL SWIMMERS SHOW GREAT FORM IN P S. A. MEET
Lanss. unattached ESQ yards,. third. Time.
1.l7 4-6.

Lanse. unattached ESQ yards). third. Time.
1:17 As.
1000 YARD RUN. HANDrcAP-won by
William A. Fritsch. Presentation A. G. (Ga
yards); John J. Barnes Boys Club co
Engeineers A. A. (60 yards. third. frmeA
2:20 2-5
ONE MILE SPECIAL-won by Sid Leslie.
New York A. c.: Mike Devanney. Miiiross
A. A.. second: Jack Sellers, New York A.
O.. third. Time. 4:34.
TWO MILE RUN, lIIandicap)-won by
u75 yards): John Gaughan. Morningsids
A. G. CTS yards) second: william Lee,
Long Island A. G. (150 yards). third. Time.
ONE MILE RELAY FOR A. A. u. CLUBS
(Handicap)--W by Mornngside A. G.
wv. Fedstein, J.. Chankin. g. Brundage.
II. Braverman) (5S yards); Boys Club (J.
Oberweger. j. Barnes. s. Mare. J. Wester)
t64 yards), second: st. Bonaventure Ly-
ceum &c. MacCormack. A. Dodd. L. Haf-
fer. J. Haffer) (75 yards. third. Time,
i2 POUND SHOT PUT IIandicap) wan ),
Thurber II. Bierce, New York UnicSfsfty
q feet)), with 81 feet Nick Yahns, Pas
time A. G. e feet, with 40 feet 11h
inches. second: Jack Lichtman, Clark
House A, A. (scratch). with 46 feet ssl
RUNNING; HIGH JUMP (Handicap)-won
by AL Levy. Glencoe A. G. (scratch), with
3 feet 0 inches: Cliff Rider. st. Bonaven-
ture Lyceum (5 inches). with feet In
ches. second; Joseph A. Shevlin, knights
OF st. Anthony a inches). with 8 feet 3
inches, third.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
FAIR NIMRODS IN
FRONT AT MINEOLA
Mrs. Robert Shaw Wins High
Handicap Prize at Nassau
Club Trap Shoot.

Mrs. Robert Shaw won the high hand
leap prize at the Mineola traps Of the
Nassau Trapshooting CLUB yesterday.
The fair nimrod took the event in q
shootoff from a half dozen men gun
ners, who all had rull scores of 100 tar
gets in the first time at the traps. The
second prize went to j. Banzer. Then
came J. s. Simonson. The best work of
the day was done by c. r.. Bonner. who
won the high scratch prize with score
of 81 out of possible 100 targets. He
also took the long run cup with a
straight string of Az targets. The scores:
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
New York in Soccer Draw.

Special Dispatch 70 THE NEw York HrsIp.
PHILADELPHIA, April S.--The Philadel-
phia and New York soccer teams fought
out an exciting draw OF TO 2 here this
AFTERNOON IN an exhibition game played
before crowd Of 1000. The American
League leaders obtained the lead
through Nelson after four minutes OF
play. Fifteen minutes later Tommy
Stark equalized The Gothamites took
the lead Just before the interval through
the same scorer heading I'm a well placed
corner kick by Duggan. Five minutes
after resuming Campbell evened upNthe
score through Page miskicking.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Tennis Season Is Launched
by West Side Tennis Club

West Side Tennis Club formally
opened its tennis season at Forest Hills
yesterday and the courts were kept busy
all day. More than $50 players were on
hand, among them Senzo Shimidzu and
Seichiro Kashio Of the Japanese Davis
cup team. Both Nipponese are mem
bers OF the West Side Club.
'.Shimmy," as was to be expected. was
trifie off stroke. but he seems to be
just as quick on his feet as ever. and he
promises to be an important figure in
metropolitan tournament play all sea-
son.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Columbia's Varsity Wins
From Alumni at Nets

Columbia's varsity tennis team de-
feated collection of stars among the
alumni on the East Field tennis courts
yesterday afternoon, winning to the tune
of matches to 2. Irving Raymond
and the doubles team of King and r.
B. Haines were the successful competi-
tors among the graduate ranks. while
Frank T. Anderson and Gerald Emerson
starred for the varsity.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Mahoney Outpoints Dohan.

Happy Mahoney. who fights we'll de-
spite his pounds of fat. received the
award of the judges at the end of a
twelve round bout with Johnny Dohan
at the Ridgewood Grove Sporting Club
last night. The battle was an even one.
but the judges gave Mahoney the YER
dict. Eddie White outpointed Frankie
Coster in a ten round bout. and Kid
Herman failed to answer the bell for
the fifth round of a bout with Henry
Mick. Herman had a seriously cut lip
and asked his seconds to toss in the
towel. They refused and he quit
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Johns Stops Moore.

Ted Johns knocked out Pete Moore in
the sixth round of bout at the Com
monwealth Sporting Club last night.
Harry London outpointed frankie
DAILY in a ten round bout and Eddie
Kelly won from Tony Lyons In twelve
round bout.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
STANDING OF THE TEAMS
Another for Weissmuller.

DETROIT. April S.--Johnny Weissmul-
Ter the Illinois Athletic Club star nata-
tor, clipped two-fifths of second off
his own worlds record for the 220 yard
free style in winning the national cham
.Aosss.D To- that distance In the Detroit
Athletic Club tank tonight. His time
was ? III 20.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Moore's Offer to Buff.

CHICAGO, April S.--Pal Moore, Mem
phis bantamweight, who claims two Of
fcial decisions over the last four cham
pions In his division, to-day announced
that he would turn promoter in an effort
to get decision contest with Johnny
Buff. present title holder. Moore said
he would personally guarantee a purse
of $4,000 for the bout
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Yale Riflemen Win.

NEW HAVEN, April S.-Yale defeated
Harvard last night in their annual dual
telegraphic rifle match by the score of
497 to 493. This makes three victories
for Yale since the war and none for
Harvard. The Yale team has had
most successful season. winning flfteen
matches, losing one and tying one.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Perocious Fred Wins.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. April s.-Fred
Fulton scored a knockout over Homer
Smith of Kalamazoo. Mich, In the
seventh round OF scheduled ten round
bout here last night. Fulton outclassed
his opponent, knocking Smith down sew
eral times and then Intentionally with
holding the finishing punch.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Victory for West VIRGINIA.

Special Dispatch to THE New York HERALD
MoRoANrowN, w. Va, April S.-west
Virginia won the second game of its
season to-day from Duquesne Univer-
sity. to 2, sewing up the contest ,by
opportune hitting In the fifth inning
which drove In four runs. Weik and
Lyle led at the bat with three hits
aarb
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Horsemen Elect Officers.

Special Dispatch to THE NEw York HERALD.
FREEHOLD, N. j., April s.-Newly
elected officers Of the Freehold Driving
Association were announced to-day as
p. F. Runyon. president. William f.
Holmes. secretary. and Edward Simon
son. treasurer.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09

yards): Robert Rowe. Company M (25
yards), second ]. Murphy. Company r
(25 yards), third. Time. / :05 20.
rwo MILE RELAY RACE-For teams COM
posed OF A. A. u. clubs (handlcap)
by st. Anseim's A. c.. (Deegan. Nevins.
Bayer and Ingram), 90 yards. Bloomfield
Catholic Club (Bearens. Shaw. Sblin and
Keefe), 116 yards. second: Paulist A. Q.
(McCormick. Walters. Twilinger and Boh-
land GA yards. third: st. Vincent Ferrer's
A. G. (King, Sweeney. Keenan, and Samp-
SOM. fourth. Time, 6:07 2-o.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Army Polo Four Wins.

WEST POINT, ". ". April 3. The
Army won from the Essex Troop OF the
New Jersey National Guard at polo to-
day by score Of 3 to ~. The cadets
outrode and outhit their guardsmen op-
ponents, Hees excellinr.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Title for Holyoke High.

GLENs FALLS, N. Y, April s.-The
basketball team representing Holyoke,
Mass. High School won the New York
New England interscholastic champion
ship here tonight. defeating Christian
Brothers Academy of Syracuse, 21 to 10.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Win State Court Title.

SYRACUSE. April s. - Central High
School of Syracuse tonight won the
State interscholastic basketball cham
pionship by defeating Rochester East
High School. The score was 25 to 10
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Oicott Neary to Resign.

ROCHESTER ". ", April 81. olcotN
Neary, graduate manager OF athletics at
the University Of Rochester, announced
'o-day he would relinquish the post at(
She end OF the present season
The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Senator'S Beat Braves.

WARRINGTON. April s. r II ~
aton Nationals. ia..4.... z
N rwh gton Americans ,.... /,
q rice- NlarQuard McQuillan Osachrer
fi.a sJ'Aeil Mogridge, Zachary and Charity.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09

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The New York herald., 1922-04-09
KENNELS.

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The New York herald., 1922-04-09
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The New York herald., 1922-04-09

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The New York herald., 1922-04-09

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The New York herald., 1922-04-09

AUTO AUCTION SALES AT IL NOON.
MONDAY. WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.
Many popular makes OF pleasure and COM
mercial cars sold at these sales. Every car
demonstrated. Title guaranteed.
AUTO SELLERS. bring you car 20 Us
for quick sale. Commission charged u
car Is sold.
MIsELs AUTO AUCTION sALEsRooMs.
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The New York herald., 1922-04-09
Automobile Bodies.
Autemebiie Instruct'es.

REPAIRING. driving taught short time.
license guaranteed ladies' ella sses; also
Ford lessons. AMERICAN AUTO SCHOOL.
The New York herald., 1922-04-09

LODGE or Buick sedan. late mouel oni.
must be first class: no dealers. r. s., 20
y. p2d.
FORD sedan: must be first class condition.
II. NJ. GRANT. JR. Tel. Prospect 1857
STANLEY STEAMER wanted. passenge".
nive particulars. y. STARK, 90 Hartland'
St, Hartford. Conn.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
Laffs in the
News
By N. N. ..

Dy INs I've Ds
~ NE thing is certain. Sitting
Bull never >-ould have got.
" ten that name II he had to
ride in the subway.
The most candid merchant in
the world has been found in the
Bronx. He advertises: Let US
finish your laundry for you"
The chief trouble with Congress
is that the only time 1t evinces
any real interest Is when some
body suggests an adjournment.
A college professor told his
students to do big things In life.
and one of them went and got
himself a Job washing elephants.
When opportunity knocks at
the door. It's usually the foreign
lecturers who do the knocking at
every opportunity.
Any henpecked husband will
tell you that he who hesitates is
bossed.
The Greek Prince. ordered ex-
He'd by revolutionary tribunal.
says he will write a book on the
war. It's beginning to look like
the tribunal made a bull when
they let the Prince get away.
A silk plug hat will get any fel-
low in the swellest society-as "A
coachman.
English soldiers interested In
pinochle too much, says an OBJ
server. Trump. trump. trump.
the boys are marching!
Perhaps they call 'em stump
speakers because when they're
elected to office they're never
stumped for an excuse to quit
work.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28

Dunn Bum.
De bum de bum de bumety bum,
De doodly de doodle dc doodle
de dee.
Te tum to toodle to tweedle to tum
Te twoodle twee teedle tee twee-
Gle te tee.
And some there are who are no
darned dumb.
A meaning In this they think
they see!
The Los.
Country-Can you tell rye from
barley7
City-No, I didn't know they
could make It out of bariey.-The
Log.
Jacks present was so shabby
II must have come from q pawn
shop. What do you think of
that?"
"Uncalled for. my dearr'-The
Log.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
AMERICAN AS is
BY Jack Casey.

wv no: , e.: E: :ss:s !: e: E: 6: 81: 81. !:
for a goal.
Right now I'm an awful tough
gink.
HE better crawl into Q hole"
Such language l read in the pres
And dizzy l get right away;
I don't get line I confess
And feel like a consummate ia.
What does he mean ''In the pink?'
And who Is this man ''Mr.
Bloke?"
And what is "An awful tough
gink?"
Like something to cook that you
soak?
The janitor says I'm all bone
That it's the simplest kind of
readin'
But then I was born here al
home
While the janitor came here
from Sweden.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28

state Door Johnnie-Chorus
GIRLS 10 q good name for 'em.
Doerkeep-For why7
%. b. J.--well. I just asked LII
Liam to 80 and eat with me.
4 1D.LYes7 49,
' Johsnie-And the whole gang
hoilered yes.-Awgwan.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
She Was Wise.

D.. .6uo WdS WISe.
Mira Brown--Ny husband is a
great home-iover. .....
Mrs.. .Jones-So 10 mine. especi-
ally on evenings when we're in
yited to q lecture.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
NV Queen.

o Lizzie dear. the time 10 near
When you and I together
WIN travel fast-acquire q past
In any kind Of weather.
You'll buck and cuss; I'll often
fuss
And feed you gasoline.
You, sturdy Jade. Detroit made.
Ny Ford. my leave time queen
Tho Log.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
SELDOM SEEN
BOOTLEGGER starving.

A BOOTLEGGER starving.
"A A movie actress who hates
publicity.
A speeding autoist who admits
he was exceeding the speed limit
when a traffic cop nabs him.
A landlord who is really con.
cerned over the coal shortage.
A chorus girl who isn't hungry
or whose rent isn't overdue.
An artist who doesn't think all
newspaper cartoonists are selling
their soul for pelf.
A kid who cries because the
school has burned down.
A shimmy dancer who thinks
the reformers are all right about
prohibiting the shimmy dance.
A married man who can 10 to-
the club every night in the week.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
By John p. Medbury.


ordered an egg salad and q
cup Of coffee and then kicked be-
cause there wasn't any, music.
A MOTHER bird stepped into .
pharmacy and asked the clerk
70 give him n glass Of water and
then looked around for the or.
HE. was. ono of those fellows
-. who want everything for
THESE drug stores also sell
books. candy and toys. One
suy, rushed into a pharmacy oil
eut Of !. breath and gasped, "Give
me something for, my little
brother; quick. he's dying" The
flerk said. .'sure. here's a rubber
ball for .7sc. or. maybe you'd rather
have q ssilboat for .$1.4s."
ANOTHER fellow staggered in
-. AND. said he'd been drinking
naoonshine and couldn't open his
eyes, and the clerk, tried to sell
him an alarm clock.
FINALLY he fell to the floor. 90
the clerk wound the clock and
asked him what time he wanted to
get up.
II was force Of habit; the phar-
macist used to be night clerk
In q hotel.
THE average drug store also
handles tobacco. On one side
Of the store they'll sell you a box
Of cigars and just across the aisle
you can buy q bottle of medicine
which will cure you of the smok-
Ing habit.
A T the soda fountain they serve
ice cream that's SO cold that
after you eat It you have to step
TO the prescription window and
set something to stop your chill.
IN the. drug department you can
buy plenty of things to help
the growth Of hair, but the best
thing they have In this line Is the
telephone booth. t.. ...
~ - ""< s'.....
4. NAN goes into a phone booth
. = clean shaven and waits for
= number and when he comes out
ths~ druggist tries to sell him a
safety razor
F a man smokes cigars or cigar
I..ettes they want to sell him
some. liquid that will make his
mustache fireproof.
- -; tI
A. LOT Of guys are too cheap to
-. buy this preparation. They
20 in and ask for drink Of water
all the time just to keep their
mustache damp.
SOME men never use tobacco
during tho day. Celluloid is
highly inflammable. 50 they wait
untif they get home and then
take their collars off and enjoy
. good smoke.
THE motto of these pharmacies
II Service" When you 20
into a drug store two clerks
usually meet you. ono in a white
coat and apron and tho other in
q business suit. Tho first suy
asks. you. II you're hungry and
the second bird asks you II you're
sick.
TUE chances are you only want
them to change q five dollar
bill. But all people who patron
1se drug stores don't go in to use
the phone; no. some Of them 10
IN TO buy stamps.
kospyr1sht lS3a, King FsaturSs syndi.
3, cate. Inc,)
Nv 0unnvy
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
CONCERNING BULLS.

The other day a bull rushed into
a china shop in Point Pleasant,
w. Va. But for real commotion,
nothing can beat the appearance
Of a 'bull' In a bucket shop In
Broad street. New York. N. Z,
The Washington times., 1922-12-28

Perhaps they call 'em stump
speakers because when they're
elected to office they're never
stumped for an excuse to quit
work.
The Washington times., 1922-12-28

English soldiers interested In
pinochle too much, says an OBJ
server. Trump. trump. trump.
the boys are marching!
The Washington times., 1922-12-28
Gentle CRATER

sDoes your husband remember
your wedding anniversary7"
mo; 20 I remind him twice q
year. and get presents in October
and June"
The Washington times., 1922-12-28

A silk plug hat will get any fel-
low in the swellest society-as "A
coachman.
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BAR Is THE LATEST

Seattle school kiddies stand ready
TO vote 'Pcnrod-' tho most popular
fellow In the world.
Tor Il was '1'cnroi.- now playing
a, the Coliseum. that brought Frank
stcffy. manager Of tho theatcr. and
Frod Fischer. president OF the Seat.
u. Ice Cream company. In the role
81 Santa Claus.
so popular had 'penrod- become
that Fischer got up a special choco.
late leo cream bar which he named
-Pcnrod." And just TO make II In.
terestnr. steffy arranged with him
for n wholesale free distribution OF
tn. bars nj the schools Thursday
and Friday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-02-24
LIBERTY

yxrfI.I.IAM s. HART follows Con-
w stance Talmadgc as the attrae-
ton at the Liberty. Harris latest
picture IL White Oak romantic
drama OF the West. written by Hart
himself
Exciting events on a Missouri riv'
cr steamboat. the ambushing OF a
wagon train by Indians. the rescue
by lone. determined rnan--these
are only a few of the thrilling Incl.
dents which make this one % the
best pictures Hart has yet offered.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-02-24

JANUARY REPORT Of the r. W.
c. A. shows 81 free meals and I'll
free beds given 10 30 homeless WON.