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The Holly chieftain., 1922-01-19

We pay 75c an hour spare time or
5000 week for full time. Exper.
ence unnecessary Write Interna.
tional Stocking Mills, Norristown,
Pa.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-01-19

FOR Kitchen cabinet and
washing machine, in good condition.
The New York herald., 1922-12-31
How the System Worked.

.Nittles." says he Everybody was
stuffed with EN- Meat an more meat
II was jest disease. an folks got to feel
in the cold The Food Trust passed ye
over 20 the Coal Trust. that softened ye
up Ter the Clothin Combine. an between
EN- they made ye ready fer the doctors
the doctors delivered We to the Drug Trust
an so on They all had a ahsck af So
That was what ye was fer an when ys
wore out the coffin Trust toak ils hit
an the Insurance Bund pad ns hef on
yc an that was the end I1i ssR BE- was
some system
It's workin pretty sood SET aiu1 Hr
] asked him.
"workln p be SAYS starin al me "uope
not no more. not senst { got ms dee
owed the system somefhin an pad g
II all come te me one day in the prison
yard when ! was wofkn' on the stone
pile I laughed right oui loud he SAYS
'an KEEP on laughiu Tan they was gouts
take me over the wall to m insane ward
Ny God. he SAYS. his black eyes flash
in they put me in there Ger stealth
bread Bread BREAD Think Of il. man
fer stealth bread. when my Jimmy
was layin up there in that miserable
tenement dyin' Of hunger Yes Down in
them city slums they call IL neumony. r
consumption. r anything they please. but
tell We. that what they die of-them
thousan's and thousans of women an little
babies. is starvation an that's the truth
An" he says. with a kinda hopeless
The New York herald., 1922-12-31
A Fable of the Farmer and the Food Problem

look comm in his face, they want no
escape. | seen the baby CO. an l seen my
Jimmy go-an' L set there alone, after the
wagon took Jimmy away, an I says. God.
amt they enough of ground in your great
world SOS all of us kin eat?'
Il set there all night. thinkin', an l
eat the last of the bread I stole, an in the
mornin' the policeman come an took me
away
But how come ye put the crimp in this
ere System?" l asked him; II thought
she was still goin' strong"
The New York herald., 1922-12-31

compels every man an woman TO pay
air tax to the Consolidated Nitrogen Com
pany, Limited. Once a year We go to the
headquarters an git yer chest expansion
measured to show how much air you'll
use in a year, an ye pay fer it by the
thousan' cubic feet, just the same as gas,
on'y this don't cost 'em notin except buyin
Legislators an the profits is lot bigger.
But what if We don't pay it?" says l.
IF We don't pay" he says-"why. if
we don't pay ii. We go straight to hell
They jest shut We uRyin tight room an
draw the air all out of it. till it's a
vacuum. In a few minutes the air rates
don't make no difference to We at all. The
reason | come out here is that the company
amt got established yet, on'y in the cities
where theys more folks an less air an
they kin git the money quicker. An l
wanted to git where / kin think l got
kinda muddled tryin' to fgger out how to
beat this thing
What kinda luck be ye havin'?" | says:
dye think We kin beat it? 1t looks like
tough proposition fer folks that can't
afford to git to the country
The New York herald., 1922-12-31

kin hardly remember what it's like an
feel lot better"
I'D like to hear more about this"
says; 'if you got any way o. livin' with
out vittles they's two things I want to
do right off. 1 wanta git it on record fer
the benefit of overcharged humanity, an
wanta git to real estate agent an sell
this farm before the news gifts spread
around. 1 amt goin' to keep on CROWN
stuff if eatin is goin' outa fashion"
Il have" he says, "an I'm free l used
to be in bondage, first to my everlastin
stummick an second to the highbinders
that taxed me for vittles to keep it quiet
But l got 'em both outa business now,
an it's all so simple"
Hold on Mister" | says: Il got a
little piece to plow yit, but you jest lay
down here under the trees where it's cool
till l finish this land, an We'll go up
to the house where we kin talk this thing
over"
| went back to my team an started
heard him snorin' like a OF boar hog
The feller was all in, an jest goin' on his
nerve. I fggered he might be mite
touched, but he want no ignoramus. an
he. want no tramp. 1t was plain as day
he was a gentleman. an in bad shape.
Nobody like that is gonta wander away
from my door if | know it,
Well, | finished off the land, an run
the headland. an it was gittin' along to
chore time when L drove the team through
the barway an down the road where he
was layin'. He was sleepin' sound an
quiet, but he sprung like mushrat trap
when | touched him. "Righto,'' he says.
jumpin' up. But l see he was tremblin.
His nerves was all shot. / couldn't help
thinkin' what a fine figger of man he
musta been before he got so CANT. We
went along slow to the house. becus I
cid see he want strong, an kinda wavered
as he walked. | turned the team over
to Dutch Henry to put up, an we went in
the house. | set him down in a big easy
chair an asked him if he wouldn't like
a cup o tea, or mebbe a swaller of cider.
We got some from last year that got froZe,
an would put heart into a angleworm. He
jest smiled.
Thank ye." he says. but | wouldn't
know what to do with em. l amt one of
the 'Sophagi "
That was a new one fer me. Il guess /
don't know about them there l says.
waitin' for him to answer. He set long
time starin' outa the winder, sayin' moth
in see his thoughts was away off some
where's Bimeby he looked at me agin
an says: 1T was funny TO see sech a
perfect system blow up the way she did.
Jest like a toy balloon that's ben over
inflated: an along come a feller with a
pin I'm the feller' jest what system
do you mean" says
The New York herald., 1922-12-31
THIS is the fifth and last article Of /.
series on The Farmer Side of Ia

Gerald Beaumont, author OF Riders Up
and What Are the Great Racehorse
Stories and Why" that appeared in our
issue of December 10. has been spending
considerable time in the vicinity of Tia
Juana, across The Mexican border. south Of
'an Diego.
The futnams announce for publication
I'm February The Barb" by William g.
McNally. novel of college life Unlike
most books with a collegiate background
this one deals with a coeducational State
university. The title refers to the term
barbarian" which Is he college name for
the non-fraternitv man
The New York herald., 1922-12-31
Broth Is Fine Medicine.

1T is too.'' he says; Il thought l done
somethin' when l found way to stop the
food combines. but l might of knowed
that the minute anything got to be neces-
sity to the majority it'd git cornered an
have a high fence built around it an a
back breakin' price put onto it, with the
Gov'ment baekin the play
But / says, what's the matter with
organizing the people an tacklin' this
thing poltically?'
He jest looked at me kinda pityin'. an
says: "Oh. hell. be you crazy?
"One of us is,'' I says IAN I'll be burned
if know whether it's you r. me-"
He didn't say nothin', an pretty soon his
head begun to fall down on his chest In
a few minutes he was sound asleep, jest
from exhaustion. After a while l reused
him up an jollied him into gittin' into
bed. N then / went out into the kitchen
Ma 1 says, 81 want We to heat me up a
plate o. that marrer bone soup I'm gonta
put it where them damn 'Sophagi can't
git it,
'Joshuay," she says. "be you crazy?'
Il guess I be- I says: you're the
secon' one that's asked me that to-day.
an I'm beginnin' TO feel funny" But
she made the soup an I took it in an
set il on the table by the bed I says To
him. speakin' kinda low an mysterious.
Now. looka here. We got a little food
left. an we're tryin' TO git red Of IL be
fore the 'Sophagi or their Fat butlers
kin git holt Of g. Il YOU want a good
Joke 0n them you git outside o this ere
broth. After whag They done 20 you ye
hadn't oughia let en- Eu it,
Sc hung Ere minute bat I put the
Sup under his nose. an f-oaghta seen
him reach fsr the spoon The plate
~ iesf disarsseafed nke drap o water
en- iha kitchan stove
aunna - asYs 49, hs sas slplu-
his moafh Mehhe "a = dons issi a.
ven fo iei EN- keep on satia Thes's
soEne adFanissss iuto H
WHh thaI - sent - steep Hke 3 zhst
3 sent euf au erankea 49, ths alvssf a.
ssss.faa aaua fef nae NufaH
noe laakrd me feI'ef ever. a.. he ssss
60 me 1esh au ths medicine fhls rooster
ueeas .s heef an slssp ruess he's come
ie the raht place An ~ erinuea
WEI ner says "sleeg don't oosi
nafhin 49, s cant So bsi sboat fourteen
cents paund fer thai tVo year a. steer
~ bufrhered yistiddy Nebbs { Kin a.
fard 70 o. him up
THIS Is the fifth and last article Of
series on The Farmers Side of ltl
The New York herald., 1922-12-31

N
is bitin' into people yere mis-
taken. Last spring 1 was plowin'
in the afternoon. About the middle O.
June it was-a bright, warm day after a
jumpin' in the sun. l stopped on the top
of the hill in the shadder of big None
all over the farm, pretty near. from that
hill, an it cert'nly was a good sight
Everythin fresh an green. fur as we could
look. 1t made ye glad ye was alive, an
gladder still that ye wasn't grubbin' in
some smelly office in the city The air
tasted like crabapple jelly, SO cool an
sweet. The hull world seemed to be glad
Down under the hill the brook makes
little backset an there on top of a big
cattail was a redwing blackbrd hollerin
for somebody to see how good lookin' he
was.
Away down stream the gray green oats
an the corn was crowdin' the fences.
cid hear Ben singin' as he follered the
cultivator through the corn. The me
dunn red" L was turnin' under was big n
heavy an just breakin' into bloom an
lot o brood sows I'd turned out into it was
tuckin' it agin ther ribs as if they was
afeard they wouldn't git it all eat before
night Down by the oil stone bridge the
brook come wanderin' out from the dark
o the woods, an We cid hear it gurgle at
the first kiss of the sun, an then go
singin' off down through the medder over
the pebbles, happy as a girl that's just
found out what she wanted to know
The New York herald., 1922-12-31
HE Was a Queer Lookin' Bird. "

1t all kinda got me. l leant ag'in them
plow handles an says to myself The
earth is the Lords, an the fullness there
of. | knowed darn sight better, but l
liked to think it was true, anyway. Feelins
is hell Just then 1 see tall, skinny fel-
Ter leanin' over the wall, starin' at me.
He was a queer lookin' bird. He had about
three weeks growth o. whiskers all over
his face, an a kinda wild expression in
his eyes; ol clo'es an a hat that looked
as if it had ben run through a thr-shin'
machine. Bimeby he left of lookin an
stood up straight / see he was wei over
six foot. He didn't seem to paw no atten-
tion to me-jest pitched his oil ..ss on the
ground an put his hands on his hips an
begun TO draw big breaths. lookin' up into
the sky as he done II.
Gee. it takes all kinds" says
In the country, We have to keep watch
on the odd ducks that drifts along the
road. becus it on'y takes one match to
touch barn off. but it takes new mort
gage to build it agin. So | left the team
standin in the furrer an sa ntered down to
the wall. He KEEP right on breathin' in
till he couldn't git any more air into him.
then breathin out. long and slow
waited, an bimeby he come over To the
wall an bowe l. dignified an old fashioned
a good deal like my gran'father He SAYS:
How do YOU do sir It's a beautiful
day
| see in jify he want no common.
tramp 1t is so" says guess don't
know YOU. do II You're a stranger around
Bascom's Bridge What might your name
be-"
I'm a vegetable, he SAYS. borin right
into me with them black eyes Of his'n.
that was sunk away back in his head
noticed then how fearful thin he was His
cloes hung on him like scareerow's.
What was them stunts YOU was doin'
just now l says
He answered solemn as YOU please.
''Takin my dinner.
4 don't see no leavin 5" says lookin'
around. nor no dishes I see he wasn't
right Dishes" he SAYS n should say
not Dishes was another curse Of the old
system Humanity spent its time eatin'
an washin dishes Lord what a mess an
3 clstter il was, Tie hull world was jest
thinkin' of its stummick an the STUN
mick wasn't anything but a agent Of the
food combines First We filled up the
groWiin thing. an then yer poor OIL sys-
tenn set 10 work to git rid Of Il Thank
Cod its over"
But what kinda food do you take2-
I SAYS This feller. for all his shabby
eio'es. talked as educated "a lawyer
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

tons OF those conditions the chief
one is the failure OF various Euro
pean nations to live within their in
comes and their continued disposition
to overcome their deficits by the print
ing of paper money. These evil prac-
ticcs in turn are caused chiefly by the
maintenance of excessive ornaments.
The first step toward the stabilization
OF exchange ard the restoration OF nor
NAL economic conditions must be
for tho governments concerned TO
cut off the expense involved in
maintaining large armies by doing
this they will not only save tho money
which they now spend on these armies.
they will also restore to normal pur-
suits tho large number OF men who
as soldiers are an economic drain. but
wo as workers will become an econo-
mic asset.
1t is apparent that there Is a hest
fancy on tho part OF our government
to say these things directly to the
governments of Eusopc. Our govern
ment does not want to be In tho po-
sition OF telling other governments
what they ought to do about their do
nestle affairs. We do not want to be
In theposition of reading to these gov
ernments primary lessons in economies.
This disposition To refrain from re-
preaching other governments for what
they are doing IS obvious TO those who
follow our policy In international at
fairs. Al the same time 1t is equally
obvious that our government does not
want to be involved In an enterprise
which Ignores such obvious elemen-
tary causes of economic distress
Copyright, 1872, by The y. Y. Evening &
Post Incl
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
SALTS If KIDNEYS
OR BLADDER BOTHER
Harmless to flush Kidneys and
neutrnlise Irritating acids
Splendid for system.

Kidney and Bladder weakness re-
suit from uric acid. says noted au-
thority. The kidneys litter this acid
from the blood and pass 1t on to tho
bladder. where 1t often remains to ir
ritate and inflamc. causing a burning.
scal6inE sensation. or setting up an
Irritation at the neck OF the bladder.
obliging you to seek relief two or
three times during tho night. The
suffer IL in constant dread. tho water
passes sometimes with 4 scAlding sem
sation and Is very profuse; again.
there is difficulty in avoiding It.
Bladder weakness. most folks call
It, because they can't control urina
ton. While It is extremely annoying
and sometimes very painful. this is
really one OF the most simple ailments
to overcome. Get about four ounces
of Jad Salts from your pharmacist
and take tablespoonful in q glass
OF water before breakfast. continue
this for two or three days. This Will
neutralize the acids in the urine so IT
the bladder and urinary organs which
then act normally again.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, harmless.
and is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice. combined with lithia.
and is used by thousands of folks who
are subject to urinary disorders
Salts Is splendid for kidneys and
causes no bad effects whatever.
Here you have n pleasant, efferves-
cent lithia-water drink. which quick
ly relieves bladder trouble.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
COMPLETE PLANS FOR
NORMAL INSTITUTE

School superintendents of Lake,
counties have practically completed
plans for tho 1922 session of tho SOW
enth Colorado normal diStrtct tnsti-
tute which Is this year to be held in
Pueblo.
County Superintendent Baker attend
ed the meeting of superintendent.
which was held at Canon City, and
with possibly one or two exceptions
tho faculty for the coming normal
was selected and the organization for
the coming event was perfected.
Superintendent J. h. Rsley of the
north side schools, was chosen as in
structor for the session.
Noted among the out t-of- the state
educators who will be on the faculty
or the institute, is J. W. Searson
teacher OF literature in tho Lincoln
Nebraska. state university.
Eleanor Belle Foster. a noted edu-
Gator OF Oklahoma City. will be in
charge Of the primary department
while one or two other faculty chairs
are yet to be filed by the board of
nve superintendents
outline OF the coming institute point.
to Its being very far the most Ella abor-
ate as to course and talent availa bic of
any OF Its annual predecessors; II /,
expected that from 300 to 400 teachers
OF the hve counties will attend. and
the dates are from June to is in
elusive
Just where the institute will be held
has not been determined. but in ali
probability In the Centennial school
auditorium.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
SAGE TEA DARKENS
HAIR. TO ANY SHADE
Don't stay gray: Here's a simple
recipe that anybody can apply
with . hair brush

The use of Sage and Sulphur for re-
storing faded. gray hair to its natuarl
color dates back to grandmother 3
time. She used 1t to keep her hair
beautifully dark. glossy and atuac-
tive. Whenever her hair took on that
dull, faded or s;reaked appearance.
this simple mixture was applied with
wonderful effect.
But brewing at homo In mussy and
out-of-dats- Nowadays. by asking at
any drug store for 4 bottle OF -.Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" you
will get this famous old preparation,
improved by the addition of other in
gradients. which can be depended up
on to restore natural color and beauty
to tho hair.
A well-known downtown drueg1st
says II darkens tho hair so naturally
and evenly that nobody can tell II has
been applied. You simply dampen n
sponge or soft brush with II and draw
this through your hair, taking one
strand at time. BY morning the
gray hair disappears. and after an
other application or two. IL becomes
beautifully dark and glossy.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
RED PEPPERS
STOP PAIN OF
RHEUMATISM

When yoa arc suffering with rhau-
matisn so you can hardly get around
just r., Red Pepper Rub and you VIII
have the quickest relief known.
Nothing has suoh concentrated. pen
etrating heat - red peppers. Instant
relief. jus. as soon ss you apply Rcd
Pepper Rub you feel the tinsiing heat
In three minutes 4. warns the sore
spot through and through. Frees the
blood circulation. breaks up the con-
r.ssion--end the old rheumatism tor
furs IL gone
RovIes Red Pepper rub. made from
p~d peppers. costs little at any drug
store. Get jar ct once. Use IL Tor
iumbaao. neuritis. hacksche. stiff neck.
s,ve muscles. colds in chest Almost
instant relief awaits you. Re sure to
81 IN. genuine. with the name Rowies
on each package.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
CROWD CAPTURES MAN
WHO SHOOTS JEWELER

NEW YORK, March 1S.-Charles
Jansen, Jr., jeweler. was dubbed with
a pistol and then shot in tho shoulder
today by bandit who attacked him
on his way TO lunch from his shop at
Eighth avenue and Twenty-fourth
street. Trailcd by a crowd and police
man, James Harrison rushed into q
hallway and was captured. arrested
and charged with tho crime. He said
he came to New York hve months ago
from Yuma. Arizona, and that he was
miner.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

'TIZ" d ra w 3
out the a C ! d $
and poisons that
puff up y o II r
feet. No matter
how hard you
work. how long
you dance. how
far you walk, or
how long you
remain on your
( o ct. +" T l n "
brings r e 3 { Z II l
( O o { comfort.
"TIZ' is Won
derful for tired,
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

aching, swollen. smarting feet. Your
feet Just tingle for Joy: shoes never
hurt or seem tight.
Get a box of ''TIZ' now from any
druggist or department store. End
foot torture forever-wesr smaller
shoes, keep your feet fresh, sweet
and happy.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
"1|z' PUTS JOY IN
SORE, ACHING FEET

''TIZ" makes sore. burning. tired
feet fairly dance with delight. Away
go the aches and pains. the corns,
callouses. blisters and bunions.
The Keota news., 1922-10-27

Esin. Tenn.-"l can say ,hs. D..
P,rsrc's Golden Medical Discovery sad
The Pleasant Pcllcle have br-n the aasan.
of restoring my health. mas weak Asa
rundown. had such headaches. asA AZ
kssincys wcsc out II order. l, MAS r4as-
cry for No to walk around. began ,ai.
ins the Uolslrn Medical DsaepYesyT' asl
thc 'Ptrasant Pellets AMI they put TIC On
Shr rad lo enod h~aith ,ixh, away. |
sant 10 sprak . god ~ofi tos D..
P,rsrc's setnrslics 10 all saIttets.s.@-
Harrison Shepard. H. 4. ID. !. bgs Is
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esy' si oacu frrm your trishbo.hoed
druggist in tabic.A os L9usi. OF .rS,e 10
IN. fsrsc~'s lnvalsls' Hotel Ia bSssaIs.
y. T., fos FREQ medical aiv.ru.
The Keota news., 1922-10-27

] md that ] can Wofk N Tho la0n6sy Al
through the time ard Do ny ho0sewosk.
Too. last month ! vas sc surpFtAsd ss
myself 10 BE- up and around and feeling
% rood While before used 70 feel epen.
p,slr!y iifslcxs. have told SONS Of The
xsss who wuek with mo and have such
Guuh,es To Try Lydia Z. Ptnkham svsge.
table Compound. and tell item bow it
has helped me. You can usc my tessS.
u,nnial 'foe the good Of others. -MsA
RtAsscuE SILVIA. esCsans St. Tsansna.
nasA
t,'s she same ssney-ons fsscad telling
another Of The valae Of Lydia z Phi.
hams Vegetable Compound
The Keota news., 1922-10-27
SHE DYED A SWEATER,
SKIRT AND cHiLO'S COAT
WITH "OlAMOND DYES

Each package of Diamond DIE. sss
,.ins disrrtinns 20 simplS sny woman g.s
dy- OF tint her wosn. shabby dresses
.kists, waists. coats. stockings. s~ss'ts's
coverings, as~p~s,e.. hanging, sre'I'h.sf
~~vn II she has never dted before n9
Diamond Dy-."-uo other hiHa-insa ~
perfect homa dycins l. suty because W.
mond Dyes are guaranteed nos :. sp@a
fade. streak. OF run. Tell your afIssFs'
whether the material you wi.h !" dla
wool or elk. OF whether Il is linen. e9''"a
or mixed goods cds.-Advvstisrmens.
What comcth from tho heart s"C'h
to the heart.
The Keota news., 1922-10-27

|UU0p60 ~1k WUU9yU
|apu,climeshave.t that
my doctor ordered
'mc to stay 10 bed .
week in every month
i didn't Do me much
good. 20 one dsyaftse
lalk ING with . friend
Who took lydia Z
Htnkham's VeGcsa.
be COMPOUND fos
about hc asmc tTos5.
blss ! bad. ] thought
| would Try Il also.