Evening journal., 1922-03-18
Olympia Briefs
BY BRIEF

The clubs quarters are among the
best in the State. They include
parlor. a lounglng room, gym and a
fine bath room. The rooms are be-
ing furnished and the boys hope
that before many weeks the organ
ization will be In the front ranks
with the best.
Reese Baker went 10 the movies
some time ago and saw some cow
boys with a coil OF rope on their
saddle. Some one told him they
used It for catching cows and
horses and he Is still trying to find
out what they used for bait Git
fer home Bruno.
Paul Marks has the habit when
riding In a train, Of sticking his head
out the window. He can keep doing
Il n he wants to but n the railroad
people find Il out they may sue him
for denting telegraph poles and
railroad bridges. I'll say she do.
BRIEF BY BRIEF.
Take your time, its life extension,
That. az least. IS the consension,
II you're winded, weak, and haggard,
Cut out speed and play the laggard.
Haste ls nothing short Of maddening.
Also you will note I am adding;
One small cautionary line.
Take your timc-But don't take mine.
Everybody be at the meeting to-
morrow as very important business
will be transacted. All members are
urged 10 attend.
The purchasing committee has
4 bought the necessary furniture for
F. the quarters All we need now is TO
have Jeems. Jr., and his newly or
ganized glee club give the welcome
. with the piano.
Don't forget the dance next
. Thursday night at Pythian Castle.
4 Bring your friends-Music will be
4 served red hot by the Metropolitan
4 Six.
The secretary will give out mem
a bership cards at the meeting sum
4 day. so be sure and attend.
a number Of new members will be
4 proposed at the meeting so watch
Il the degree team In action. The sky
+ will be the limit and their conscience
& their judge. -.
John Malony says he does not de-
4 sire TO incrlminate or criticise and
Il influence Charlie Hayes In any way
n shape or form. but II Charlie keeps
Il wearing a path toward the bridge
n he may become bait for the fish.
Harry Pogue has turned down an
Il offer TO join the professional ranks
as a slight OF hand artist as he has
a standing engagement to perform
az widow Zanders' house. Watch
out for Uncle BIN.
We acknowledge that Il Is moi
etiquette TO make public the doingi
n of our brother members but 4
serves to arouses interest in the do
II ngs OF the club and makes th'
Fossips enthusiastic for getting in
side information at two cents pei
copy Gee whiz. on gosn.
Fl A plnochle tournament Is beinl
arranged. All members wishing e
enter same should see Paul Come
81 at the club tomorrow.
Morriss says he doesn't know
why they are arresting all tn
81 bootlcggers unless Il Is because the,
are getting behind time with thei
a deliveries.
"a George Allen was just insured 70
VI $1,000. That takes load of respon
n sibility off of u.s. Now we won't hav
TO keep telling him to be so careful
ID every time he leaves our sight.
Some men are born kickers ]
W Jack Temple ever lands In Heave
a and Is handed a golden harp he Wi
- probably cry because there is n
n automatic attachment on Il.
Jack Morriss on street car
want to be procrastinated at IN
next corner
Conductor-"You want TO b
what?"
Jack-"Don't lose your temper.
had TO look at the dictionary mysel
before I found out that procrast
mated means put ofr'-Crash-Din
ding.