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Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

TIE HOOPERS AT HOME
DIR. and Mrs. Harry Hooper are back
in Ell Centre after AN extended frrp
TO northern California and MANY points
of interest in this state.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

WANTED-White woman to cook on
ranch. Write Box 407, Holtville.
25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

FOR SALE-Kanobe Baby Grand
piano Phone 7S-W for appoint
ment. 25t6
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
WESTSIDE COUNTRY
CLUB TO MEET
THURSDAY

The Westsidc Country Club is the
first of the women s clubs OF the coun-
tv to announce a fell meeting. This
club was also the last to adjourn for the
summer. This first meeting is to be
held at Community House, Thursday
afternoon with Mrs. l.. ". Copeland and
Mrs. J. G.. Armstrong as hostesses.
Miss Rena Smith of HoItvilie was 6
guest yesterday of Miss Florence Tur.
ley of this city.
DIR. and Mrs. John Mcoiaughey leave
tonight for Long Beach to attend the
meeting of the district Presbytery con,
.vening there Tuesday.
r. J. Linekin returned this morning
from several weeks vacation to the
coast.
Mrs. Harry T. Glenn and daughter re-
turned this morning from an extensive
vacation to the coast and Jaculnba.
Miss Matte Cronin of the city hall
force lis back on the job today after
a two weeks vacation which she en-
joyed at San Diego and other coast
points.
Leonard Clark of the Southern Trust
and Commerce Bank is back at his post
today after several weeks vacation.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

FOR RENT-Sleeping rooms and gar
age. $40 Brighton. Call after p.
IN. 25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Russian boots in cutout effects, with
black patent outlined in grey or red
kid are decorating some of the smart
windows, but 50 far we haven't let
the Russian Influence effect our boots
very seriously.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

FOR RENT-Three room front apart
ment, completely furnished 773
Olive. 25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Colored linen handkerchiefs with
black lace borders are being carried
with the dressy frocks of black.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Monday, Sept. 25, will be the open
ing day of "The FL Centre School of
Pianoforte and Vocal Art Conduct
ed by Mazel Gardner Pancake who is
Il Sherwood Normal piano pupil, and
normal voice pupil of Earnest Muse of
the Root Conservatory. Chicago; and
George Champion of "The Royal Col
leee of Music, London. Recitals, Can
tatas, Operettas given. Examinations,
certificates and diplomas awarded. 434
He'll. Phone 210.-adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

WELL IMPROVED 5 ACRES in Braw-
ley, to trade for cows. Bill Swindle,
Imperial, Calf. 25t6
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

FOR SALE-50 young white Leghorn
laying hens, Hoganized strain. $l.00
each if taken at once. Phone Hill
363 Calexico. 25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Miss Rena Smith of HoItvilie was &
guest yesterday of Miss Florence Tur-
ley of this city.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

FOR SALE = 25c each-Galvanized
sheet iron, 2xS fl Was III Calexico
compress fire. Also some good red
wood timbers. Hill Bros, Calexico.
25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

LOSE-Sept. /, Boston bull dog with
plain leather collar and ring on neck,
one tusk gone. Netify o. b. John
son, Route 8, Box 1s1, FL Centre, Cal
25t4
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

WANTED-Som one to do light
house work and care for three child
rem. Middle aged lady preferred.
Call at News Depot, corner Fifth
and State. Phone 517. 25t3
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Vreelands' Studio now open. 6:
Main.-adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Leonard Clark of the Southern Trust
and Commerce Bank is back at his post
today after several weeks vacation.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
"Look for tine New Moon. adv

Vreelands' Studio now open. 6.
Main.-adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Money to Loan on automobiles, con-
tracts bought Fred r. Cross, GIG Main
St. Phone 9-J.-adv.
Vreelands' Studio now open. 622
Main --adv
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Mrs. Harry Z. Glen and daughter re-
turned this morning from an extensive
vacation to the coast and Jaculnba.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Officers in San Diego-Chief Dave j
Matlock, and Officers Bogue am
Slaughter, of the local police force
left yesterday for San Diego wher
they will appear as witnesses in tn
federal court against Luigi Garcia an
Francisco Negratta, arrested in TIN
city last July for alleged violation o
the Harrison narcotic act.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

from several weeks vacation to the
coast
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
Citrus Specialist Arrives-Warrc

DR.. j. F. Foncannon, osteopathic ply
sician, room 80, Davis Bldg. Office
phone 81, res. phone 199-R.-adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

When at Jacumba eat at shorty's.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Assistant Typist at Farm ADVISER
Office-Miss Coombs win assist Miss
Julia Grogan in the offices OF Farm
Adviser Garthwaite to take care of 4
mass of tipping which must be done as
quickly as possible. She will enter
upon her duties. at once.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Woman Told to Leave Town-Emnia
jefferson, colored, arrested twice last
week charged with disturbing the
peace, was ordered out of town yester
dav by Assistant Chief of Police Ii. H.
Slaughter and instructed to stay away
under penalty of going to Jail if she
returned here.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

vreelands' Studio now open. e.
Main.--adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Vreelands' Studio now open. 81:
L., IL
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

vreelands' Studio now open. 622
Main-adv.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
WHY HER WATCH GOES WRONG
Various Causes Given fer Undoubtec
Fact That Wemsn's Tir1epieee 10
Generally Incorrect.

Punctuality is said to he the virtue
Of kings, but MT Of women. The lat.
ter will not. however. admit their lack
OF IL. But when lady has kept n
mere man waiting for her TN indef
nltely long time her excuse. cynics de
clure. Is really at hand: "My watch
must he wrong" And. strange to say,
this reason given as an excuse differ.
ent from other excuses. is almost al.
ways valid. The watches OF women
are much less exact than those OF
men.
An Engllshmnn, Herbert Duke. who
occupied himself with this problem in
profound speculations. thinks he has
traced II to its source. He has oh.
served that the same watch, when
worn by his wife, runs very irregu.
larly, whereas when worn by him Il
is perfectly correct. "NOw, how is
IT, he asks, "that so many women
have such a baleful influence on
watchesT
Certainly much is due to the fact
that to women the watch is less
necessary tool of life than beautiful
adornment; that they care more for
its looking elegant on the wrist than
for its being right; that they handle
carelessly and inconsiderately this deli
cate apparatus.
But there must be another more DO
tent cause. II has been observed that
the electricity contained in the human
body exerts a direct influence on the
delicate mechanism Of the watch. II
may be that the small form of a wom-
ans watch renders 1t very sensitive
to the electromagnetic influence that
emanates from the body.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
THAT DULL ACHING

Don't worry and complain about
a bad back. Get rid of 1t! For weak
kidneys, lame and achy backs, your
neighbors recommend Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Ask your neighbor! Read
this statement:
Mrs. Herbert Miller, Allison Ave.
says: II think Doan's Kidney Pills
are fine for backache and l gladly
recommend them. Not long ago |
had an attack OF backache. There
was a dull nagging pain in the small
OF my back and 1 had sharp, sting
ing pains in my side that hurt dread
fully when l was doing my house
work. II l stopped over would
get dizzy and specks came before
my eyes. Doan's Kidney Pills have
put a stop to the trouble and can
tell anyone they are all that is
claimed for them"
Price 60c at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same
that Mrs. Miller had. Foster-Mil-
burn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y. Adv.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
GOLF CLUB SHEEP
ARE KILLED BY DOGS

The Boone Trail Golf Club and
Jones & Brown have a number of
sheep grazing on the links and on
Sunday dogs killed eleven of them.
This is where the dog tax will be
called on to pay for the dead sheep.
1t is also a proof that while bunch
of dogs are allowed to roam the
country sheep should be corraled
during the night as IS done in the
countries subject to attacks by
wolves.
There has been much written on
the virtues of Old Tige, but when
it comes to sheep raising, he is an
unmitigated nuisance when he once
takes to chasing sheep.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
SNAKES HAVE LARGE 'LITTERs'
Boa constrieto1 in Captivity, Gave
Birth to sixty-Four Living Young
Others Prolific.

The sixteen-fOot Trinidad anaconda,
or water boa, at the London Geologic
al gardens, not long ago gave birth to
twenty-fOur young ones. The new
born snakes we're twenty-six inches
long and about an inch In diameter
at the thickest part of the body.
In color and marking they resembled
the adults-that is, they were Of
dark greenish hue with HACK spots.
That number Of young had been ex.
ceeded by a seventeen-foot snake al
the New York Geological park which
produced thirty-four young. Still AL
other anaconda has been known to
produce thirty-seyen at a birth, and q
large specimen Of boa constructor gave
birth to sixty-four living young. The
pythOns differ from the bOas In that
they lay eggs and coil around a heap
OF them until they hatch. An Official
Of the New York Zoo says that the
pythOns produce from fifty to a hun
dred eggs at a time, and a specimen
Of python reticulatus deposited sixty
eggs, about which she cOiled, and from
which she fought of all intruders, but
her efforts proved OF no avail, for the
eggs we're infertile.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
UNION COLLEGE SCHEDULE OF
COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES
1922

1D&&
Wednesday, May "a
Song Recital 81. E. .. 7:45 pm,
Thursday, May rs
Piano Recital E. e.. 7:45 pm.
Friday, May 2s
Expression Recital ... 7:45 pm.
Saturday, May p
Swimming Exhibition go. s pm.
Sunday, May 2S
Baccalaureate Service &c. IL am.
Sermon by T. B. Robert
Monday, May 81
Annual Concert E. e. 7:45 pm.
Tuesday, May 80
Academy Senior Class Night 7:45
Wednesday, May 81
Commencement Exercises s pm.
All the above exercises and reci-
tails will be held in the College Au-
ditorium unless otherwise stated.
There is no admittance fee except
for the Annual Concert on Monday
night, rs and 35 cents.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
STRENUOUS ADVOCATE

The Mountain Advocate Of Bar
oourville peaches the gospel OF
good roads with feeling:
Needed-In Knox County.
Men who believe in good roads
to organize for good roads, to work
for good roads and if necessary to
pray for good roads in the churches
for good roads will fill them.
Farmers, merchants, teachers,
women's clubs, preachers, in fact
every citizen, regardless OF age,
creed or politics, is needed to be-
come a crank on the good roads
question.
Bad roads must CO. Talk good
roads with your neighbors and let
us all pull, push. kick. bite and
scratch IL necessary to do away with
Kentucky's worst curse, bad roads.
Then may your children rise up
and call you worthy ancestors"
Barbourville is a trim college
lONh III a ChdI nlub SlludllOu lhSO-
far as environment goes. But in the
matter Of roads to and thru ada
cent counties II is i'll served.
1t is tantaliEing to a center OF
population which manufactures
spokes for automobiles to be impri-
soned by bad roads.
The Mountain Advocate is a siren
nous advocate of improvement
whose mood none can fail to under
stand and with whose warmth no.
body who is reasonable will fail to
sympathize.
By the way, the State press can,
and the State press must, do a good
deai of missionary work among the
people il we are to see in Kentucky
development of a sufficient senti-
ment for a Statewide system OF
roads.
1t will be necessary to pull, push,
kick, bite and scratch.
A spirit in which even party tick
cts will be scratched if need be. and
politicians kicked, and progressive
men and women pulled into politi-
cal races and pushed into Office, is
needed.-Louisville Courier-Journal
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
RECITAL WEDNESDAY, NIGHT

On Wednesday night the pupils
of Mrs. w. H. Buck, piano, and of
Miss Hazel Oliver, expression, gave
a recital at the High School Audi
torium which brought forth many
expressions of praise. Mrs. Bucks
skill in handling beginners was
clearly demonstrated in the playing
of the little folks while the more
advanced pupils performed with as
surance and skill. The readings
were well rendered and received
hearty applause. Mrs. ]. o. Gross
sang two solos pleasing the audi
ence as she always does with her
sweet singing.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
NEW CANDY KITCHEN

Robert McKeehan, of Barbour
vile, and T. G. Gibson, of Four
Mile, have put in a candy kitchen,
lunch room, soft drinks and ice
cream establishment in the build
ing formerly occupied by the Bar
bourville Electric Company on Main
Street. The new owners expect to
put in a first class line of every
thing and to make the restaurant
feature one of the drawing cards of
the new concern. Sunday dinners
will be served to take the place Of
Sunday cooking at home. Extreme
cleanliness will be observed and no
smoking will be permitted during
meal hours. Tobacco will, not be
handled in any form.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
CIVIC LEAGUE

The Civic League met in regular
session on the 11th of May at the
home of Mrs. w. w. Tinsley with a
good number in attendance.
The subject uppermost for dis
cussion was a vault at the cemetery
which the ladies have decided must
be built. The road out to the cem-
etery will receive attention.
Mrs. c. F. Rathfon and Mrs. c.
p. Kennedy assisted in serving a
delightful salad course during the
customary social hour.
The next meeting will be on the
25th at the home of Mrs. F. d.
Samson.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
And He Meant II, Too.

On Jimmie's remrn home from the
birthday party OF girl in the neigh.
bOrhood, he was telling his mother
about her mother. When the children
were leaving she asked them all to
wish her little girl something nice.
WhereupOn Jimmie's mother said tO
him: 81 trust that my little boy wished
the little girl something nice.
20, yes" said Jimmie, still seeing
visions of cake and ice cream: ~
wished her that she'd soon have an
other birfday."
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
Cure for Flat Feet

Are you fiat-fOoted? If you don't
know, the next time you take a bath,
observe the impressions that your wet
feet make. If your feet are normal,
there will be narrow line from heel
to toe on the outside; if they are fiat,
the entire bottom Of the foot will
show.
How can you cure fiat-foOtednessI
Buy handful of marbles, place them
in two rows, and start picking them
up with your toes. To do this you
must curl up your toes; as a result
the muscles Of the feet will be exer.
clsed and thereby strengthened.-POp-
ular Science Monthly.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

boy is the father OF the man, but he
man, either. You can't study a boy
and predict what sort of a man he's
going to be, any more than the official
forecdster can examine his maps and
charts and tell us what the weather
will be like tomorrow.
You observe that my larboard eye
is somewhat discolored and / have
confusion on my brow, and my nose
is slightly out of alignment Yester-
day was pirooting along back street
ON a little errand, when / beheld
big, husky teamster pounding the saw
dust out Of a venerable horse that had
seen better days. / went up to him
and protested In the most courteous
way, and he said II would AFFORD him
genuine pleasure to kick my spine up
through my hat, II didn't 20 my way
and leave him alone. informed him
that II he hit that horse again !
would push his countenance out D:
place, and he Immediately dubbed the
suffering animal harder than ever.
IL am glad to say that ] succeeded
In kicking most Of the rind on the
teamster's shins before he got me
down and sat on my head, but l sub
NIT that a man who will take such
chances as / did must have the cause
of cruelty TO animals much at heart.
There's nothing makes my blood boil
quicker than to see an animal abused.
well, when was boy had o
wide reputation for cruelty. used
to delight In tying tin cans to the
tails Of dogs, and in drowning cats,
and in robbing birds nests, and all
such sinful pastimes. The moralists
Of thar period agreed that / was en-
titled to the mantle of Nero, and that
would come to a bad end. Yet when
l became old enough to have some
sense, l made pets of all the dumb
critters within eight miles.
"If that old maxim about the twig
and the tree were any good, 1t ought
to work both ways, and the sanity boy
always would become q grand, good
man. But as a rule the truly good
boys don't amount to much In after
life. Nearly all our useful citizens
were hard citizens when they we're
boys, and the shiftless, no-account men
were simply angelic when they went
TO school.
"A boy gets tired of being immacu'
late after he has tried It few years,
and he goes to the other extreme
And the boy who has been a horrible
example ever since he left the cradle
gets sick of that sort of thing when he
has cut his wisdom teeth, and he be-
comes so virtuOus that there's no liv'
ing in the same block with him.
Most of the old sayings are fool
ish and trifing, and l am surprised
when a grown man goes around quot
ing them. Yet lot of fellows think
they have clinched an argument when
they drag in a bewhiskered maxim.
In order to show that SpOOnable's boy
is fOredOOmed, you spring that old
wheeze about the twig and the tree.
You might just as well say that Mary
had little lamb, and consider the ar
gument closed.
II know you are suffering to remind
me that people who live in glass houses
shouldn't throw stones, but l won't
stand for IT,"
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

short of a miracle.
Therefore ! trem-
BILE for the future
Of spoon a b les
boy, William Hen
~. He seems to
be just naturally
vicious"
you're full OF
excelsior" said the
hotelkeeper polite
~. "An those
chestnutty old say
ings are fakes.
The pa1riarchs
used to be always
saving that the
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
NOTICE:-TRAIN CHANGES

The following changes will be
made on the Brush Creek Jitney
Line beginning May 91st for Sun
day schedule:
Lv. Artemus GAS am, IL noon
and 4:55 pm. Ar. Artemus 8 am.
4:25 pm. and Z pm.
Miners special leaves at 5:45
am. during the week as usual.
Other trains will be the same as
above.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
FATHERS OF MEN

ssT HERE is much truth in the old
Il saying, AS the twig is bent, so
the tree inclines'" observed the re-
tired merchant. "If a boy inclined
TO crookedness grew up to be straight
and reliable man. Il would be nothing
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
SONG RECITAL

A Song Recital by pupils from the
class of Mabelle Heger will be given
Wednesday night, May "a, at 7:45
O'Clock. Come and bring your
friends.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
METHODIST CHURCH
unday school at e;ts.

There will be no service at the
church in the morning. The con-
gregation will worship with the
Baptists Sunday being the day Of
their Baccalaureate.
Evening service at 1880. The
pastor, Rev. John owen Gross, will
preach.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

Deputy Tom Phillips and others
took a still near Watch postoffice,
about three miles from Corbin on
last Tuesday. II was found on the
Spence Norval place, but he is in
no way connected with the presence
Of the still.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
Conclusion,

Another reason why II would be i'm
practicable for man to carry a fur
mum Is because he would soon ruin II
by wiring his month on it-Arkansaw
ThOnnoe 80.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

Flat For Rent-See Mrs. George
Faulkner, Wall st. Phone 1O2.
29-tf
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19


no way connected with the presence
OF the still.
Broyles G. Co., formerly to be
found at the Buchanan Motors, is
now domiciled in the building next
to the Bowman Ice Cream Plant.
The company is prepared to do
machine and shop welding or any
thing that has to do with machines
Of and kind.
The Clear Tone Music Company
now has installed a large radio
phone and Arthur Cole, of Harlan,
has been demonstrating. The Sun
day sermon was clearly audible.
An amplifier will be received later
when the factory has caught up on
its orders.
Company c., 149h Inf. went up
to Warren Sunday and played the
Warren team. Company G team
won by a score of 9 to after a
most exciting game. Goebel Haun
pitched and Reedy Miller caught
for our boys. Woolum pitched for
Warren, McKeehan catching.
A. J. Croley, John C. Croley,
Judge J. d. Tuggle and Judge Josh
Tye were in London last week in
connection with the case Croley VS..
Jackson Coal Mining Co. This is
for the continuance Of a lease and
the evidence is up to Judge Coch-
rane for his decision. Mayor T. d.
Tinsley was the Jackson attorney.
One of the city prisoners, Travis
Rose, OF Wilton, who has been at
work on the roads, ran away from
the guard Friday but was captured
by Jailor West who ran him down
in an automobile when about one
and half miles from Wilton. He
then refused to work on the roads
but later agreed to do so after be-
ing put in solitary confinement.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

The Mountain Advocate gives the
news of Knox County.
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19

For Sale-Child's bed, full size
$500. Mrs. Pattie Dishman. 29-3t
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
FREE LECTURE AT
MASONIC HALL
Saturday Evening at : O'Clock

Saturday Evening at O'Clock
John w. Juett, d. d. S., of Emil
nence. Ky, will deliver a lecture on
France before and after the World
War, Saturday evening at o'clock.
The lecturer will illustrate with
stereopticon views and will show
many places of interest in connec-
tiOn with France.
The public is cordially invited to
be present
Mountain advocate., 1922-05-19
Philosophy

Philosophy.
II live another couple Of years ]
ought TO he able TO hold out for the
rest Of my life -Christiania Tyrihans
, 1922-09-28
Ancient Costumes in Greenland.

Mems costumes of the Thirteenth
and Fourteenth centuries have been
found in Greenland. They are in an
excellent state of preservation and re
semble the clothes worn by Dante in
the published pictures Of the Italian
poet. They are not yet open 30 public
view, but may be exhibited at some
future date.
These interesting finds were made
by DIR. Noerlund, n Danish scientist,
while ~eNcavuting IN ancient burial
grounds in the southwestern part of
Greenland. They are the only existing
specimens in the world of garments
worn by men in the Thirteenth and
Fourteenth centuries. Being deposited
in the frozen earth for about 600 years
has preserved them from destruction
by moth and age.
, 1922-09-28
A Hard Luck Record.

Richard 1-uzo, driving his ear To
town, skiddcd into II telephone pole.
Coming back with the garage man 10
clear up the wreck he found thieves
had stripped it Of tires and fixtures.
Walking home in the rain two high
waymcn with howitIcrs took All his
cash. - watch and his package OF plug
cut away from him. Finally reaching
home Luze discovered lightning had
struck the barn killing Il $3.50 Missouri
mule and that The hired mar had Iii
out with the family savings amounting
to $40. This made Luxe II loser five
times in one day.-Capper's Weekly.
, 1922-09-28
rheumatism and
Dyspepsia Are
Soon Ended

Victims of stomach trouble and
rheumatism often find that when their
stomach is set In order. the rheuma-
tism disappears. Thousands of people
everywhere have testified that Tanlac
has freed then. of both troubles stimuli
taneously. Mr.. Robert Trotter, 14S
State St, st. Paul, MIMI, says:
About a year g / began TO go
down hill. Sour stomach and rheuma-
tism in my arms and shoulders kept
me in misery all the time. Since talk
ing Tanlac all my aches and pains
have gone, and my stomach is in fine
shape. I'm glad to endorse such a fine
medicine"
Badly digcsted food fills the whole
system with poisons. Rheumatism
and many other complaints not gen.
orally recognized as having their orr
gin in the stomach quickly respond 10
the right treatment, Get n bottle TO-
day at any good Observation-Disclosures
mcnt.