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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

did growchy wimmen get husbands.
She sed they don't. She sed the hus-
bands gets them growchy. So / let
her think she was rite.
Tuesday, went to a party agen
witch We are haveing a lot of them
now & Twas tawking to Jane on !
sid & | sed Do you enjoy these kissing
games & she sed No ! don't i woodent
care a C to kiss a boy. / sed No /
woodent neither. so we dropped the
discussion & KEEP on eating strawebrrie
ice creme witch is my favrit odor.
Wednesdays new girl cum to skool
today witch sets in back of me. I asst
her what was her name & she sed it
was Geranium Epp. l thot at LIST she
was kidding at me but she sed that is
rite SO l CESS she knows best.
Thursday think / am agoing TO
like Epp. Only / cant use the LIST name
as it is to hevy so / call her Epp or
short. she knows a lots of things 1
don't no because she is very smart e
helps me in my long divishun & 10 =
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

her % drink punkin seed Tea. Pa
nudged me in the rib & he choaked
trying to keep frum laffing on his pie.
I don't think ma seen the joak. neither
me.
Sunday-When / cum frum being at
chirch l asst pa witch 1 Of the cumand-
ments was the hardest1 to keep frum
busting. pa cleered his throte out &
sed he gessed the 8teenth cumandment
seemed to cause more disturbants jus
now then emmy other /. ma wont have
my more rasins in the house, nor
east. and so 4th.
Monday-ma was skoIding me when
| cum home frum skooI for the rea-
son ! had tore a hole in my pants witch
was new since Crismas. / asst her how
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
Where 'sCheap"
Paints Fail

Don't Figure Paint Economy as
"Cost per Gallon"
Cheap paints can't compete
with good paints in economy.
Cheap" paint covers less-you
buy more gallons. 1t is harder to
spread, requires more work-so
you pay more labor cost. Your
Saving" in less cost per gallon is
very quickly eaten up.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
HONEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922.

There was a man the other day who
shot a fellow dead Just because the
chap had robbed him Of $4,000, an
then tried to set fire to his house. Both
were sufferin' from the same complaint
running wild without a check rein.
The unfortunate avenger would laugh
himself i'll if he saw some chap walk
ing down to the shore with a piece of
blotting paper to dry up the ocean,
wouldn't he, but he was doing just
that same sort of thing, tryin' to wipe
out crokedness by KILN a crook. You
can't make the world good by hold
ing it up or knocking it down.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24


anwered & replyed no
place she sed Yes you
have you ben down to
Bud Flatterses barn
boxing with gloves On
and so 4th. Now you
get the cole & kinlings
in. l sed How did you
no it & she sed a little
burd told her. But 1
new how she had lernt
of it & l busted up are
old weeja bord with a
hammer witch wont tell
no more tails ON me.
Saturday mrs. Gil
lem was a telling ma
about a ole lady a cross
the crick witch has silk
worms. ma sed You tell
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
BATTING THE TELEPHONE
COMPANY.

Editorial writer's in various state
and county seat papers have recently
been batting the Bell Telephone Com
pany with a series of editorials that
on their face are i'll advised, unfair
and grossly misleading. 1t is the old
story OF waving the red flag for po-
pular favor. The Telephone Company
is a great public utility, hence is fair
game for all editorial writer's. But
editorial writers exercise very poor
judgment when they attack the utility
on its " ground and with it's own
figures.
The Press recently received a syndi-
Gated editorial from a service that is
mot at all ~partizan, that advocates fair
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
ginning to wash.

ginning to wash.
Polish shoes often to preserve
their surface and to give a good ap-
~pearance.
"Fasten shoes neatly and have worn
down heels leveled promptly. When
not in use, keep on shoe-trees to pre-
serve shape.
Keep hats free from dust and store
them where they will not be bent or
marred."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

Foolish Schemes Make Money.
People who know not the art OF
making money are e~ternally aston
ished at the perfectly foolish
schemes" that miraculously roll in the
cash.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
Times for Gratitude.

There is much greatness of mind In
the owning of . good turn as In the
doing of it; and we must no more
force q requital out Of season than be
wanting in it.-Seneca.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

81 know the people are behind mel"
cried the parlor Bolshevist. And if
you don't move quick they'll catch
up to you" responded "a menacng
voice from the audience.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

Cheap paint starts to crack in
twelve months. Good paint re-
mains good five or more years. 1t
is really the cheap paint that is
expensive. Don't allow surfaces to
rot-it costs less to paint them.
There is no real cost in painting
with the best paint. Depreciation
of an implanted building far ex-
ceeds the cost of paint.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
ran Thousand theories.

Ten thousand beautiful theories for
lettering ones fellow beings lie In
wreckage along the shores of time.
The fellow beings objected.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
SAD TALE.

When Ezry Nubbins went the trip, with what was called the Spanish
erippe', n hired a dozen Docs, fer Ezry Nubbns had the rocks! At fut he
eaned IN OLD DOC StIine, a veterin of the firm lfne@but Doc a quick to
6ae MI us nope, when Ery couldn't take his dope. An then they called Doc
IN, that treated sickness through the skin, but Don old Ezry said
n lie e Knew that weren't the way to knock the Flu. An SO he got a ostoQuack;
VINO Iound a Grimm In Ezrays back, an warned him o. his awful fate unless
they Inc got his backbone straight The chiroquac done all he could, but
couldn't seem to do no good, an SO he got a Nostopath, that squeezed his
ratters stats n lath, but shucks. IL apte Of all they done, the innewenzy
tore right Oman while they punched an pinched an pried, old Ezry Nub-
bins u an died.
An then, we ALL with one accord, uphelt the Judgement of the Lord.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

raffy and so 4th. I don't like her in
the same way as Jane tho.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

Sf4,so0,o00 for Street.
The largest sum ever spent In Inn.
proving one street was $14,S00,000. lsie
out on the Rue de Rivoli In Paris.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
Stats Diary

Friday-wen / cum home this evn-
ing ma sed to me Where you ben & l
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
Smoked Ceilings.

Smoked Ceilings.
Smoked ceilings that have been
smoked by an oil lamp may be cleaned
by washing with soda water.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
w. P. Fuller & Co

DcpAs Zoe oan rnauc1ac0
Pioneer Manufacturers of Paints, varnishss.
Enamels, Stains. and PIONEER
WHITE LEAD for "a Years
Established 1899
Branches in 10 cities In the West
Dealers Everywhere
Also makers of Rubber Cement Floor
Paint. All-purpose Varnishes. Silkenwhite
Enamel. Fifteen-for-F1oors, Washable Wall
Finish. Auto Enamel, Barn and Roof Paint,
Porch and Step Paint, and PIONEER
WHITE LEAD.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24
Free Advice on Painting

A SIX our agent for our
IAfree advice. He will
show you a color card
which shows 81 shades
of this desirable paint.
We have a Fuller
Specification Depart
ment which will tell you
all about the most desir-
able color schemes, color
harmony and those other
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1922-03-24

details you want to know.
Take advantage of Fuller House
Paints. Take steps to paint now. Don't
let weather depreciate your invest
ment.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
American Works
VIII Be Welcomed
BY City Symptom,

When the new City Symphony Or
chestra, OF which Senator Coleman d
Pont is president, and Dirk Foch, con
ductor, opens its season, in Carnegie
Hall Move mber ts American music
will not be neglected While Mr.. Foch
has read many standard scores by ma
tive composers and has decided to pre-
sent some Of them there is still room
in the seasons programs for two o.
three Anne rcan novelties. The CITY
Symphony Orchestra will welcome CO.
operation from American composers
Every serious work by g resident
American composer will be carefully
read with a view to performing it..
The City Symphony will not hold i
work. 1t will offer hearing to as
many good native compositions as pos
sible. No definite rules have been laid
down which would exclude any good
musical work. The length Of the com
position, the number OF instruments,
whether large or small, will not dis
qualify any deserving composer. The
only test will be the quality of the
music.
Overtures, symphonic poems, rhap-
sodies, dance forms, if treated in
dignifed manner, as in the wa!tzes OF
Brahms for instance, suites--in fact,
any type of serious music will be con
sidered. If Mr.. Foch discovers new
symphony which he considers TO be
worthy of hearing he will make a
place for it.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
Abuse of the Irish Name
] the Editor OF The Tribune,

g the Editor of The Tribune,
Sir: May r, Ister protest against
he growing number OF singers, mostly
saoss, who have taken Irish names
sad are entering or have already
saisred both the concert and dramatic
aosld?
These fake Irish seners were started
their career Of deception by rhono-
sfaah companies, who advertised them
s'ssiy and extensively as irish tenors
shsn Irish feeling was at ite height in
ais country owing TO the troubles In
Aelshd. and still continue 20 do So.
'asn exposed TO the direct glare Of
poel'eisy they temporarily emit the ap-
Rsiiasion Irish tenor from their ad-
ssfiising. but. OF cousse, retain the
20 name ehey have borrowed { p and
ssse their advertising matter printed
. green; witness the case of COM
spg Carnegie Hall recital. One fake
a'sh tenor, aided by professional and
sassrupulcus irish advance agents, has
asoe considerable headway along the
eaauhcey olcost trail. bu, is meeting
s.sa obstacles through the overzeaious
sae'ss of his managers. who repre-
s'asea him. either by insinaation or di-
~ eiaim. 70 be knight of Columbus,
g . number OF piacea the local order
: she e. Of G. made plans 70 welcome
sa shssrtatn their brother knight.
S'ca Resulted In considerable embar-
1ss1aent TO both parties, especially at
g inner aonoying the s'new Irish
80 When 4 became known that the
s 0fed quasi vas neither Irish, Cath
,. s nor . knight OF Columbus. and
ssiness, Bss ss the time i!tiEsns
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
Scusa's Birthday

A birthday party in his honor Will
be an added feature" Of Lieutens NJ
Commander John Philip sousa's an
nual Hippcdrone concert to be given
Sunday night. November 6.
The famous oandmaster will eeie4
brata his sixty-eighth birthday ON
the day following his concert. Novem-
bes s, and because of his presence in
New York on the day before the ami
yersary several of the New York Clubs
of which he is member have re-
quested reservat ons Of blocks OF seats
and will send delegations and In few
cases entire club memberships to the
big playhouse to greet him.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

q couplet and refrain when his time
came would have cut sorry figure in
deed. There is scarcely normal Po-
lisa child who Ia not born with more
or less OF this ready -on-the-trigger
quality, for 1t is required, as we'll, in
the best society. 1t is true, no doubt.
that prudent young rsan would make
some mental preparation before ap-
rearing at q ball or other social func-
tion. but emergencies are always aris-
ing in society that is neither stere-
otyped or dull, where individuality is
encouraged and the unforeseen expect
ed
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
Singer Studied VOLTS Songs
With Late Composers Friend

Mrs. Anah Doob- -Kopetsky, who gives
her first New York song recital at
Aeolian Hall on Wednesday afternoon,
November I, makes a speciality of the
songs of Hugo Wolf, and for this mas
ter she has the deepest veneration.
Hugo Wolf is the legitimate heir
Of Richard Wagner" is the way she
puts it. "As master of the lieder
ne is as great rs Schubert and greater
than Brahms. Wolf realized what so
many song writers have not realized
that the poet ought to go hand in hand
with the composer, that the words
should be equal in beauty to the music
in fact, that the two should be united
IN q perfect marriage. And this Wolf
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

n the divorce court, which did NOS help
the case any. In another city the
rhagrined feeling OF the Knighta Of
Columbus was go strong that II re-
suited in newspaper denunciation Of
the impostor. Very truly,
MAURICE j. KENNEDY.
New York. Oct. 90, 1922.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

round. II one Of you shall want me,
il this will be hers, bodice from the
ses. Of stuffs and strands of coral to
over her neck, and q brooch thar
5iinds the eye, all around, my dearest,
II around"
Me chce Gle Kasiunu" mo. XiII)
s an example OF the kujawiak.
4 don't want you. Katy; don't
ssnt yen. People say of you very bad
lhings; that you don't get up in the
nsning. you don't feed the herds. you
1ont call the servants. you don't wash
foursel9--ao. no. no." 1t 10 not true,
lohnny; IL is not true. Whoever told
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

~. Adamo Didur and mr. and Mrs.
e,rsst schelling at one of the large
s.,.ss benefits given In New York dur
g sAs war.
sUho srse VET Boys from Krakow,
j caps, white coats embroidered with
i stitches. with iaces, cords and
si.lsg disks; gold buttons all around.
:, sssrsst, sill around. Peacock featl,-
= ii our caps and bright ribbons
..,sIng, wagon well trimmed with iron
"A four white horses. Love me, all
a girls, all around, my dearest, all
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
Revival Of FoIksong
In the Poland OF To-day
sceuuss.s as~ prssses,as s.ss,

! think the finest foik-songa to be
found IN the diatonic or major mode
are Polish, The Are of rhythm and &c
cent and the accumulated momentum in
the use Of repetition distinguish them
sFitf peculiar glamour and brilliance
The black woods of Krakow Is an ex-
ample of these infectious dynamics,
and also the mazur: .Heel plates,
strike the sparks" the Oserek. the
krakowiak, "Jacy tacy' and the Kuia-
WAX, All of these dance songs were
invented, as with the mazur, by the
young men of the community, and the
swain who hadn't the wit TO improvise
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
Treasures Of Polish Music Excavated by fhe War

has beautifully ACCOMPLISHED. ! con
alder myse'f lucky to have studied the
songs of Wolf with perhaps his closest
friend, P tpeschnigg.'
Mrs. Kepetsky is the wife of Or
Samuel Kopctsky. who during the war
was colonel in the United States
Medical Corps, being In command of
the sanitary train of the Wildcat Divi-
sion.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29
VOCAL INSTRUCTION
G0o arno Detri
Teacher Of the Arf Of Singing
4es .nne. 8 q q. bear IN tiAau
CARTYGS1sS
q. tfxsSF u
CARLISO'S

ernphst!e adv'-e m voure ssnSsrg;
@Bs suse TO sesecs the bcss seacher
froHs the pery stave.~
Mr.. Fsir.'s eoai sfste sni Is rneirod Of
Instruction have bean rnoat snttpss d nj tca ,iy
sndorse ~ s@e ~~esfes. ssree . soS
ratcrs Success ana vocal powers un,ra-
paired through life are sure rAsu,ts for
lhuss whc maste. SIR pstriss M ttoa
49, ~ s'anNAss lel. asssAAG 2sea
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

There is far less difference than is
believed between the extremes OF SO
Gle in Poland A distinguished
Polish gentleman once said that the
aristocracy is represented in his coun-
try by the nobility and the peasantry.
Many obscure villages are called
sziachta (nobility). all the inhabitants
having been knighted by some ancient
king for loyal and brave service; and
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

the dignity, the fine courtesy and So
ciai grace, the age-long sense of no.
olesse oblige, which IS the very honor
of Pole.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

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New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

NJ 60 may so TO the devil. for / rise
3Fly, feed the herds, ] call the serv-
ats, and ! wash myseif-yes, yes, yes.
you DO not believe me, darling, tie
little bel to my foot. When arise
& will tinkle and when | walk IL win
ing, din, din, din.'''
The kolomeika tNo. xIv) is from the
.astern Carpathians. 1t is danced in
lace, the man and the girl standing
lg...a.
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

there, among the humble tillers of the
Aeld, one finds only excellent old Polish
names.
But the peasantry itself is said to
bear pure inheritance from slavish
patriarchai ages before the Christian
era. In Reymont's epic romance, "Les
Paysans," translated from Polish into
French in 1918, is disclosed some Of
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

unes OF the kelomeiks incite TO dance.
For the hucuI there is no life outside
ais mountains. When fate flings him
ato ths plains ne dies Of longing"
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

aposite each other as in the dance Of
he Cossack. The women here are
samous for their beauty. The popula-
don Is mixed Polish and Ruthenian,
and the music is sombre, resembling
that oi the Ukraine The hucul is one
II the mountain types.
"There, the swish of the River prut
serenades the hucul, and the joyful
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

VOCAL INSTRUCTION
New-York tribune., 1922-10-29

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de @s aa' as ss Be- t.ts t4ps nyaissa
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edtA "s41s asA4a as s~4i' d%d' ~s!
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27

Into half a glass of 1ukewarm water
drop a small lump each of Crisco and
any other shortening. With a spoon
gradually add hot water until Crisco
melts. You will find that few other fats
melt at this point. Food authorities say
that an easily digested fat should melt
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27

near body heat-os 2I5 degrees. Crisco,
YOU will find, melts even below this
temperature. 1t melts at 81 degrees.
This test does not necessarily condemn
the digestibility of the other fat, but it
will aid you to establish Crisco's fine
d~igestibility)
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27
The twofold reward of
a few extra pennies

After you have made the above tests you will under
stand why Crisco is a trife higher in price than short
enings whose digestibility is very doubtful; than fats
which may carry kitchen news to the front door.
But we find this:
When the health of their children is concerned.
mothers cease to consider pennies. They would no
more deliberately choose a cheap indigeshble shorten
ing than they would deliberately buy inferior milk.
When a housekeeper's reputation is involved she
rightly considers the slight extra cost of Crisco a good
investment in more comfortable hospitality.
Your grocer doubtless sells Crisco. Practically all
modern grocers do.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27

Notice that the Crisco, unlike most
cooking fats, does not smoke at this
proper frying temperature. You will find
that frying with Crisco will be very
helpful in keeping your whole house fresh
and free from the odor of cooking fats.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27
How these J tests concern:

Your children's health
TIKE ALL WELL-POSTED MOTHERS you realize, of course,
- that fats are a vital necessity in supplying chIdhood's energy.
You know that boys and girls would lose their go" if deprived of
fat in foods.
On the other hand, you doubtless question the digestbiity of
many fats.
Your children need fatsl But many fats are considered indigest-
ibe! This situation causes much motherly anxiety.
Do you wish finally to settle the question: Will my boys and
girls easily digest foods made with my shortening?" Would you
welcome care-free assurance of easy digestion in the foods your
little ones crave2
We suggest, then, that you make, in your own home, test No, /
explained in detail above.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27

Put into separate pans equal amounts OF
Crisco and any other fat. Heat slowly
for eight minutes or until they reach a
temperature where a bread crumb browns
In 40 seconds.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-08-27
Your housekeeping reputation

rs you enter an otherwise inviting home, how often the odor
II of cooking fat gives you intimate news of kitchen activities.
Wouldn't it be gratifying to have the assurance that your own
home will always be sweet, fresh and free from the odor Of
cooking fats?
You can have that assurance.
Test No. 2, explained above, will show you how. We suggest
that you make this simple test
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-12
CURTAIN NETS, s5c to $1.oo

Arthur Kirk, rancher south of Mil
ton is the proud posessor of Dodge
Brothers commercial car which he
purchased of the local dealers Tuesday
of this week.
Thomas Sailing WHO is brother to
William and Martin Sailing of Milton
is dead, he having passed away at his
home in Western oregon, as a result
of cancer.
The auction sale of horses, wagons,
harness and cows belonging to Mrs. C.
Sherman was called wednesday, and
is reported to have not proven very
satisfactory to the owner.
Messefs Frank Cockburn and Will
liam Harder and families have gone
to Seattle and Vancouver B. C. in
their automobiles to spend their vaca-
tions.
The head of the agricultural depart
ment of the high school is already
working among the students rs the
writer saw him inquiring Of Pat
Mansfield in regard to the 1atters'
three acre potato patch which he has
on Basket mountain. 1t seems the
students are given credits for such
work, which is a very commendible
way to promote an ambition on the
part of the young men to produce
what the world really needs.