The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-06-24

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brushed his hair and was at the
door Of the place. Though late, Nosey
was all excited to see the sights that
were promised at this particular stag.
When he got to the door, he was IN
formed that if he wanted to sec the
gentlemen who had gathered to enjoy
themselves, he would have to go to
the police station as four loads OF the
"stags" had just moved away Nosey
asked why and found out that the alder
man was supposed TO have fixed
things' but had failed to do so. The
police would never have known that
boxing match was coming off II one
man who had a ticket had not gone to
The police station TO inquire il the affair
was all O. K and ask il II would be
raided Nosey missed the ride and
missed the show but will be there when
il comes off next Saturday night
~ My a little banana peel IS the
song that little married lady IS
going to write to appropriately
Vommemoratc fer fall the other night.
Noscy saw her remove her shoes in
the vcstbnlc at ) a. n. in the morning
before she prepared to ascend 10 her
apartment She closed the door and
entered and Noscy merely fingered as
matter OF form. Suddenly there was
a crash on the door and the glass was
3 shattered Noscy heard the lady say,
#"Coniound that banana peel She got
up and ran 10 the corner and hailed
a taxi feeling that her efforts 10 get
in the house without making any noise
would not work after that little slippery
banana peel had gotten in its dirty
work One can slip on a banana peel
: with their shoes off as we'll as with
I them on.
CELDOM has Nosey seen lady's
- dressing table so peculiarly
~ stocked as the table which milady
OF Wabash Avenue Blues fame has in
her boudoir. Nosey was standing just
outside her room at little party and
noticed that the lady went in and
picked up a bottle OF toilet water and
proceeded to take a swig of it. The
next time she went into the room with
a friend, she put bottle marked
"Liniment'' to her lips while her friend
calmly took a drink from a bottle
marked, Poison" Nosey at first
thought that il was suicide pact.
When thcV both smiled and smacked
their lips N-sey decided that he was
going TO START drinking some OF that
toilet water. Slipping in the room,
Nosey smellcd each one OF the bottles
on the dressing table and such var-
ETY. OF liquor he has never seen before.
After seven samples Nosey failed TO
remember what happened. Nosey has
taken up the idea now and you should
see his chiffonier But Nosey has
mixed a little poison on his shelf
SO that meddlers will have to be care
full
T. VERY lassie has her laddie is an
old song, but they should have
made provisions for the lassies
after they reach fifty years. Nosey
saw one OF these ladies' that they call
j. century plants holding desperately on
to the neck OF laddie of about twenty
years. Both were crying, their tears
minRling on the doorstep of the las
sizes house. She was pleading her age
long love and the youth was pledging
his life long devotion. Nosey Won
dered what it was all about When
he asked the young man why he had
selected this elderly lady for the queen
of his heart, he was told that one is
only as old as they feel and that yonder
fair lassic OF fifty-hve was but sixteen
in his estimation. The ring is bought
the date set for the wedding. The lady
has no great wealth or beauty. the
youth is sincere. Nosey concluded
that hereafter he will not conhne all OF
his attention to the chickens.
XZOU will have to get up very early
to beat some people Nosey had
been to an all night cabaret the
other night and was trying TO get home
by six o'clock He saw FIVE young
girls going out TO work. These same
girls had been in the cabaret an hour
before. This made the third night that
these girls had done this and Nosey
wondered when they got any sleep as
even the old night owl Nosey was
rather groggy. He followed them to
their place of employment to observe
how they managed to keep so fresh.
He found that they reported sick, went
to the rest room and slept for three
hours and then went home. They do
this all the time, Nosey was informed,
yet, Nosey with all his Sherlock
Holmes ability could not find out how
it was done. So now Nosey has an
other mystery TO solve. 1t must be
discovered as there are hundreds of
girls who will pay for the secret of the
trick.