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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

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are on secluueo p&ass
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We don't know where we're were on our
TOP is own--y afraid Oh
We've changed humid people into sypseS
And getting daily as
roam sturdy
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80 I1.5 noma million ourselves!
Copyright 1929 5S&
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09
WINFIELD

The Misses Clara Summers and
Rachel Baker visited the latter's
sister from Tuesday until Friday
of last week. III
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Summers
and family visited D. c. Bake,
Sunday.
Clarence Carpenter and Miss
Geraldine Hall were united in
marriage August S. The bride is
a daughter of Mr. and Mrs. d. w.
Hall and the groom is the son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. David Carpenter
Mrs. D. c. Baker, who has been
i'll for some time, is improved at
present
James C.. Baker OF Wallace, w.
Va, formerly of Hopewell, Is the
guest of his BROTHER p. c.. Baker.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

"Ching," warming up to the maid
again. What's he dom now, any
how?"
oh, he's started smustache.
Guess everyone's got him spotted
and he thinks it up to him to be a
real dime novel detective" salu
the maid.
well Ice got to be going said
Ching" resignedlyt.. There's an
epidemic Of hoof and mouth dis
ease in the city, and there may be
a patient up in my drawing room <
"Hoof and mouth disease? How
come? 2"
l"Oh, they hoof it around the golf
links all day and mouth it all
night. So long!"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

dings III IT stat could
bea raced to scfgaTette stubs There should be
some means to discourage this careless and de-:
asrtucttve habit
81 The public needs little Temdnding$sany more
about splitting on the streets in buildings The
menace to the health Of the public because OF this
disgusting habit has been made SO plain and kept
SO constantly uppernost that til ose who we're Of
tenders in this matter have almost ceased their
Soffense Cigarette smokers need some education
too " vide spread campaign OF publicity regard
the danger q the careless disposal Of cigarette
stubs would proba bly, save thousands OF dollars
In fire damage and perhaps actual loss OF life. for
life is often in the balance IL fires In pu bic
buildings.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09
RUFF STUFF

See where a 94-year-youngster
credits his old age to the tact that
he reads the newspapers every day.
It had not occurred to US that a
regular perusal Of the daily jour
na1istic publications was conducive
to longevity. but then you can't
sometimes most always tell.
Still one should rememb Der. that,
as Becon says, Ceases of longevity
are more frequent among the alb
.stemious." And reading maketh
a full man. ...n'est-ce pas, Bacon?
There's a berg called BANDO
near Somerset, Pa. Bet it's slow
place.
e That reminds US that Jim Gron-
niger, chief Of the Blue Sky De
partment of the state OF West Virl
'ginia, is now dressed in BIO (Not
Q. d. He's wearing blue overalls
as a member Of the Kitchen Police
at Barrackville.
There's a lively youngster out
at ackville-Private Ted Live
ly of Charleston.
Camp meetings will doubtless be
popular next Sunday quite few
flappers will be- out to meet some
Of the boys al. Barrackville.
Man Gets Drunk on Canned
Heat--healine. Bet It wasn't tbs
heat that got him canned.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09
CERTIFICATE OF
incorporation

The certificate Of Incorporation
for the y. H Deitz Co was re-
fceived yesterday at the office O
County Clerk Lee N. Satterfield.
The company will carry on. a gen
eral retail mercantile business IN
the city Of Fairmont. The capital
stock is s45, 900.
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FAIR DEAL ASKED

WORTHINGTON. Aug ..
editor The West Elrginian) II
have noticed several articles in
your paper in regard to an un-
fortunate encounter had with a
citizen of Worthingotn which do
not state the facts as they occur
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

SeSS tn emSeYeSSO LA1tl and Scu41VaIS
lit. When they fail they must obey
the familiar lnjunctiona and try. try.
again Theyare eligible, Of course
I to aiI'the places under the govern
ment, though all the places are not
equally inviting Z
Three victors of the recently
held party primaries returned, Ini
their offices on Capitol Hill in
time to ring up the time clock Mon
day morning. They were Senator
Howard Sutherland and Represen-
tative Benjamin L. Rosenbloom Of
West Virginia. and the picturesque
Senator ..Jim'' Reed OF Missouri.
The latter arrived Sunday evening
from til Missouri battlefields and
was met by alarge party OF friends
who di dnot seed the inspiring
strains of a brass band to uncork
their enthusiasm Senator and
Mrs. Reed landed in Union Station
in the midst OF a noisy hurrah-
Senator Sutherland came from
him home at Elkins. arriving early
Monday. morning, and went direct
to his office in the Senate Build
ling and was found there when
his devoted clerical force arrived
to start the weeks work. They
knew he was coming, however. and
had dolled UP the offices with
flags, pictures and flowers. BE-
sides these evidences of thought
|fuIness and celebration on the part
Of his loyal staff. he found stacks
Of telegramsS and letters piled high
upon his desk. JIe lost no time
deIving into the epistolary mass
He spent the day working at that
job. denying himself only to the
most intimate friends who called
to personally offer their congratu-
lations.
over across the Capital Plaza in
the House office building sim
liar scene was enacted with the
rosy and genial Representative
Ben amin L.. Rosenbloom of ths
Wheeling district as the center OF
attra ction, good feeling e>s felici-
ltation 5. When the news spread
through the big building, and es-
pecially through the neighboring
offices on the Fifth ~floor,; congress
sional colleagues gathered lin, and
"a small sized army of secretaries,
and the big, good-natured First
district lawmaker, received
Homecoming welcome that went
straight to his heart-and to his
lCS 60, LII t1de LILO LSNi -
fine testimonial to his popularity
with not only his fellow.members,
but with congressional secretaries.-
Elevator operators, House building
policemen and other employees
whose work is carried on under
the roof of that big government
|edifice.
Congressman Reed of the Tird
district was the first of the Ielega-
tons victors to return to Wash
Iington. arriving from Clarksburg
ION Friday. foil owing the primary.
He FASTENED back on account of
Mrs Reed, who has been i'll and
under treatment for some time. but
whose condition has been steadily
improving He has been showeredg
with congratulated Is since his re;
turn . In round numbers, his ma
jority was $4,000 over his oppon-:
ent, Elmore Club. the largest lean
that any OF the members OF the
delegation who were candidates IN
the primary had Mr. Reed came
very nearl ygetting all the votes
cast in the Republican primary in
the third district.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

Professor Albert Einstein With all his knowl
edge of RELATIVELY has not reached satisfactory
theory to the RELATIVELY Of murderous intent
the part of the Republicans This being un-
solved the astute professor has retired outside
Germany to de1ye into the problem.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

The Ohio primary is attracting more attention
than any primary since that of Pennsylvania.
The issue there is claimed to be out
and out wet and dry fight Yet some politicians
would lull voters to sleep with the cradle song
that prob ibition is not in the balance.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

MEDIUM BROWN HAIR looks
best OF all after Golden Clint
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

An exasperated Kansan farmer advertises in the
Home Recorder Of that state after this fashion. Il
want man to work my farm. don't give
dancing lessons, have piano. can't serve
square meals, a real bed, fair wages If any
who knows from talking machine, can
hear alarm clock. get up at five H. wants the
job, will agree to not treat him like one of the
family but darn sight better, apply at the Steve
Virgins place The continual struggle Of the
western farmer with the lily handed recruit from
the east is plainly reflected il the outburst How
ever the populace of this country must largely re
turn to the soil for its living, and it must be
taught by
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

According some reports, there is to be big
harvest foodstuffs in Russia this year amply suf
fcient feed the population it is properly dis
tributed Improper distribution and conservati ton
was of the principal causes of the recent
famine The soviet government conflscated much
Of the food in the form Of a tax, and great deal
it was used to feed huge armies while the peas
ants VIII o raised it were permitted to starye. The
soviet theories Of government. destructive Of
agriculture as they of any other private enter
prise and until they undergo a change the food
problem in Russia will probably persist.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

Man Gets Drunk on Canned
healine. Bet it wasn't the
heat that got him canned.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

pubic must get used to them IN
IthearoIess Of aspira for office s
Among their needs therefore,
is staying power They must pos.
sess them selves oft and cultivate
it. When they fail they must obey
the familiar Injunction and try. trS.
again Theyare eligible, of course
to all the places under the govern
ment, though all the places are not
equally invitin g.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

Camp meetings will doubtless be
popular next Sunday. quite few
will be- out to meet some
Of the boys at .Barrackville.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-08-09

TheTeupOn. IHe oLdT4 prOCteuS y
give some kindly and sensible ads
vice. Women" it declares, are
not likely to appear in numbers IN
public office, Legislative or execu-
tive, soon or suddenly.sIt is a long,
long way to Tipperary. :HThey are
newcomers and, in the nature Of
things. must advance slowly. T 7.t.,,$
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n 4; Ell. .4|sI
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
PLAIN QUESTIONS TO
FAIRMONT PEOPLE
Every Tairmont Reader viii Ad.
nit the Soundness Of tho

Would Falrmont people recon-
mend Doan's Kidney Pills as they
do II the medicine were not re-
liable7 Would they confirm their
statements after years have
elapsed IL their experiences did
not show the remedy to be de-
serving 'of It? Statements like
the following must carry conyic.
ton to the mind OF every reader:
Mrs. E. e. Radford, 314 Market
St., Fairmont, says: Eat times,
my kidneys have been weak and
haven't acted right. Then ] have
had pains through my back and
loins when I have stopped over
and I could hardly straighten,
Doan's Kidney Pills quickly rid
me of the pains and regulated my
kidneys"
NEARLY FOUR YEARS LAT
Err, Mrs. Radtord added: "I
very seldom need a kidney remedy.
Doan's Kidney Pills have been Of
great help to me and am always
glad TO recommend them"
Price soc. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney Pills-the same
that Mrs. Radford had. Foster
Milburn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
Wonderful for
Sick StOn1achs
That's What Every Stomach Suf.
fcrer Says After Taking One or
Two Doses OF DIR. 0rth's Great
Stomach Prescription.

Everyone who tries it willing
ly acknowledges that 1t does cure
Indigestion, and certainly banishes
dyspepsia and other Stomach dis
tress almost instantly.
Read this letter from VIM.
Starkey. Rock Creek, Ohio:
was sick over several years,
went to hospital after getting no
relief from doctors and many
remedies that tried. Unable 10
work, and confined to the house, I
was advised to try Doctor Orth's
Stomach Remedy. / had nc faith
in anything any more, but I tried
It and 10 my happy surprise 1t did
me good, l am now perfectly we'll
and for SIX months have been
working every day in the black
smith shop, eating everything I
want and in perfect health.
1t Is with pleasure that recon-
mend Dr.. 0rth's Stomach Remedy.
Money back II DR.. orth's Stom-
ach Remedy does not do what we
say 1t will. and remember that this
remarkable remedy Is the prescrip-
tion Of a practicing physician who
used It with great success in ex-
actly such cases as yours during a
period Of 60 years. Mountain
City Drug Store and Martins Drug
Store and all good druggists can
supply you.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
JURORS CHOSEN
FOR BILLIARDS.
TREASON TRIAL
CONTINUED from rage one.l

eQulpptng the attacking forces.
Frank Snyder was named as presi-
dent, Fred Mooney as secretary
treasurer and Harold Houston as
attorney for the defense fund.
Snyder and Mooney are among the
men indicted for treason. and
Houston is chief counsel for the
United Mine Workers in these
cases as well as general counsel in
West Virginia for the union.
The locals are named In various
ways. some BY their official num-
Der used to designate them In the
union organization. and some by
the name under which they are
generally known, such as the
name Of the towns or OF the mines
where they are located. In some
cases the names OF officers are
given and In some they are omit
ted. Unions at EdwIght, Amigo,
Montcoal, Wlnifrede, Sovereign,
Colcord, Clothier, Carbondale,
Ottawa, Dry Branch, Eskdale, and
Kayford, w. Va. are among those
named In the list.
Frank Snyder said today that
the defense fund OF which he was
president and Mooney was secre-
tary-treasurer was for the defense
Of men on trial for various often
ses in MIngo and Greenbrier coun.
ties.
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WILL PRESENT THE
TOUCHDOWN TONIGHT

Juding from the advance ticket
sales. 1.-THE Touchdown" the
junior class play Of the Falrmont
High School will be shown to a
we'll filled house when the curtain
rises at S:15 o'clock tonight.
Tha juniors have worked hard
for many weeks In preparation for
the play and during tho past week
rehearsals have been held each day
under the direction OF Miss L.
Amy Riggle of the high school
faculty.
The plot tot the play is laid in
siddell, a Pennsylvania co-educe.
tional college, and a fraternity pin
the college glee, the football eleven
and Arbor Day exercises make the
necessary complications to hold in.
tereat tense.
The play will also be presented
Friday night at the same hour In
the school auditorium
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We especially want to send II 10
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cars % coal loaded, ali II winch
the 3. g o. secufe II Is
On the Charie ston Division. 3!
60, on Wednesday there we're j 8
cars Of railroad fuelloaded, an Of
which the B, e o. secured.
Personal Mention
Samuel D. Brady, president Of
the Brady Coal Corporation. was
IN Romney, w. Va, today to at
tend the funeral Of the mother OF
former Governor ]. J. Cornwell.
w. E. Watson, president Of the
Fairmont & Cleveland Coal Co.
and the Monongahela Coal Asso-
citation. is on a business trip 10
Pittsburgh.
G. h. Jekins, secretary and
treasurer OF the Hutchinson Coal
Co.. is on q business trip 10
Clarksburg today.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

The following marriage licenses
were issued in the office OF County
Clerk Lee n. SattertIeld today:
Clyde Leisure. 20, Warrington
and Katherine Shultz, 90, Manning
ton.
Santl D. orazio, "a, Watson, aud
sontina Priscilla. IS, Watson. Jus
tino Priscilla, father OF Sontina
Plssella, appeared in person and
gave his consent.
Angelo Conte, q, Monongah, and
Migoletti Exile; 16. Falrmont. Mary
Exile. mother of Migoletti Exile
appeared in person and gave her
consent, the father being dead.
Lonnie Powell. %, Hutchinson
and Angelina Veltry. IS, Hutchir
son. Sam Veltry, father OF Ange.
line Veltry, appeared in person aud
gave his consent.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
Social Calendar
Thursday.

Thursday.
The knights of Columbus will
dance at their hall on Main street
in the evening.
Friday
The Junior Missionary Society
Of the Williams Memorial Metho-
dist Episcopal Church, South will
meet at $3.50 o'clock in the church.
Mrs. Millard Hatfield will en-
terrain the Needle Workers Club
at 1880 o'clock in her home in
Maryland avenue.
A dance will be held at the Fair,
mont Country Club. Dinner will he
served at z o'clock, to be followed
by dancing.
A party will be held at the Le-
gion headquarters by Mrs. o. j.
Watkins division OF the Women's
Auxiliary.
"A called meeting OF the Business
and Professional women's Cluu
will be held at $40 in the altar.
noon.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
PERSONALS

Dr.. H. H. Carr and daughter
Miss Kitty, returned this morning
from New York where they had
been for several days. Mrs. Carr
is In Atlantic City and Miss Kitty
was there for a while also.
F. D. Fenhagen returned this
morning from a business visit tc
Baltimore.
Mrs. G. NJ. Allenaer spent yes.
terday at Saiem looking after mel
Gil interests there.
Mrs. Samuel Butcher arrived
here last evening from Los Ange.
les Ca, and will spend q few
weeks here attending to business
and in visiting her son, Bernard
Butcher, who Is residing at this
time with his grandmother, Mrs.
B. l.. Butcher, at her home on
Castor avenue.
Mrs. Edgar Ehro Of MedIs Pa.
Is in the city. the guest OF Mrs.
Clyde S. Holt at her home on Fair.
mont avenue, Mr.. Ehro. who was
here, has returned home. They
we're en- route home from Buck
Eannon, where they had been call
cd by the death of Mrs. Ehros
mother Mrs. Alice Jeffrcys.
Mrs. Myrtis C. Powell returned
this morning from Baltimore,
where she, accompanied her daugh
ter, Miss Carol. on Sunday They
motored there. arriving in Raltl
more on Monday morning.
Lee N. Sattertield, clerk Of the
Marion County Court who was op.
Grated on recently at Cook Hospital
for appendicitis, is doing nicely at
this time.
Mrs. Flossie wisman and son
Billy OF Kaw, Okla. who we're
called here to attend the funeral
OF the formers sister. Mrs Snow
Parker, returned to their home
yesterday. They we're accompan-
led here yesterday by Miss Louise
Taught of Fairview.
Mrs. Spray Linn and daughter,
Miss Clara Jane, OF Pennington,
were visitors hero yesterday.
Mrs Lydia Malone Foster and
her daughter, Mrs. A. L. Saunders
Of Baltimore, are stopping for o
few days at the Fairmont.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. T. Tough OF
Pennington are the guests Of Mrs.
Elena Hawkins at the home Of her
daughter, Mrs. Ernest Sherwood on
Rhea Terrace.
W. T. Williamson OF Charleston,
division manager Of the Cheese
peake & Potomac Telephone Co.,
was In the city today making an
inspection Of the local office.
NJ. w. Seabolt, local manager
for the Chesapeake & Potomac
Telephone Co., was in Shlnnston
yesterday on business.
Miss Mary mckinney, of Akron,
Ohio, child welfare worker Of
that city. has been in the city for
several days In tho interest OF
her work and has been the guest
of Mrs. Joseph Grimsley.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
.FRECKLES
Now Is The Time to Get Rid q;
These Ugly Spots

There's no longer the slightest
need OF feeling ashamed Of your
ireckles. as 0thtne = donhle
Strengths guaranteed to remoy6i
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce OF othlne
double strength-from any drug
gist and apply a little Of It ntgtitA
and morning and you should soon
see that even the worst freclSles
have begun to disappear, while the
lighter ones have vanished entite-
ly. 1t Is seldom that more than
an ounce is needed To completely
clear the skin and gain q beautE
full clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double
strength othine as this is sold
under guarantee of money back II
II fails to remove freckles.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27

Madariaga, 1.-THE Centaur" is ali
important figure IN the opening
scenes of 1.-THE Four Horesmen Of
the Aooclypse," the great attrac-
tion at the Blue Ridge.
He has two daughters. one Of
which mas married German, the
other a Frenchman who is his IA
forvits son in law and he decides
that the son of the Frenchman
shall be his heir, and his namc
shall DO Julis.
Julis (RudolEh valentino) when
grown to manhood follows in the
footsteps OF his dlssolute grand
sire and having been led to believe
he will some day inherit his
wealth. II-as in Id'euess and ease
spending much time in the dance
halls OF Argentine.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-04-27
RAILS ACTIVE IN
SALESONMARKET.
Foreign Exchanges Unsettled
as Result Of Activities
at Genoa.

NEW YORK. April 2T.-The re-
cent reversal, in the stock market
made more substantial progress to
day, Every division, notably rails
and representative industrials were
scheduled to extensive liquidation.
The sales appropriated 100000
shares.
Selling assumed widest proper.
tons in the final hour. Leading
rails, oils steels, motors, equip
ments, and shippings then showed
extreme losses Of 2 to 3 points.
The close was heavy.
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Must Make Reservations.

Reservations for the dinner
dance to be held at the Fairmont
County Club tomorrow evening
must be made today by calling
telephone sol. Dinner will be
served at Z o'clock, and dancing
will begin at $3.50 with the Old
Gold and Blue Orchestra to fur
nish the music.