The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-03

Our favorite cigar girl says since
she's bobbed her hair, her neck thinks
every morning is Saturday night.-St.
| Augustine Record.
The proposal, to prevent coal strikes
by government regulation of the coal
industry would be more convincing II
il had succeeded with the railroads.
Gainesville Sun.
! Woman who thought the postoffice
ought to give her more courteous
treatment probably thinks, as do some
politicians, that civil service has
nothing to do. with postofficing.-St.
Petersburg Times.
What would happen If the women
Of this country would go on strike
and do no cooking or other household
drudgery until certain things were
agreed tor That kind of a STRIFE
would last one day.-Daytona News.
lust cannot believe all you see
in the newspapers. A story comes
from San Francisco that Miss lima
Trout and Bass A. Pickerel, of that
city. were married the other day.
Neither do we.-Miami Herald.
When little Earrs mother entered
the kitchen she found him on a chair
with his fathers shaving brush in his
hand and lather all over his face.
: What are you doing, Earl2" she
. asked.
I'm waiting for my whiskers to
grow" he answered. - Indianapolis
News.
William Randolph Hearst says he
won't get into politics unless there Is
l some special need. In this case the
special need is something like the
roof Of the Arkansas Travellers house
Lake Worth Herald.
The Moore Haven Times is expect
T ing Satan to boost for a bond issue
since the Tampa Tribune announced
that a Tampa preacher delivered a
: sermon on barriers to hel."-Miami
\ ! Metropolis.
: If a shoe dealer were doctor he
might think water on the knee could
be cured by wearing pumps-St. Pet
:, ersburg Times.
It is claimed that some time will
3 eIapse before the automobile trad'
will reach the point Of saturation
Many drivers reach that point qultE
n acknowledgement Daily News.
The man who criticizes girls fol
e. tho nj
J. wraps a ten-dollar around roll o
ones.-Birmingham News.
q To some thinking men 1t SEEM
, like Europe can't get on her feet with
l. out getting on Uncle sam's|-Ja'
Journal.
Europe, says traveller Just bacl
e from abroad, doesn't know corn OF
the cob. Sometimes Europe acts a
IL she doesn't even know beans.-De
u troit News.
Five Detroit nurses suspended TO
% bobbed hair. Maybe the patents didn'
want to get wel.-Worcester Post.
A German plane staying up I'm III
A air three hours without gas is not I'M
- usual when you know that up I'm tn
air is the natural habitat OF German
yet-Tampa Tribune.
1t A restaurant proprietor IS a ma
who takes orders from everybody an
vet owns the pIace.-St. AuguStfn
Record.
- When a girl says she win love 70
II YOU give up all your bad habits
don't believe her. II she discovers re
forming a man is so easy she'll be i'm
TX patient to try her powers on a fe,
more right away.-Leesburg CONNER
ciaL
v With wages advanced 20 per Ger
by steel companies and railroad work
ers striking against a reduction. or
more swirl is given the normally CON
Is plex.-Tampa Tribune.
Palatka Times-Herald: Tampa claim
to have one auto to every eight person
Is this an evidence Of prosperity or in
IN merely more mortgages"
That old ''iddling while Rome burns
stun will not down. Last week porcl
climbers, travelling In pairs, had one
IS the men sing under the window, oppt
site the porch, attracting tho hous'
keeper, while the other went IN and raj
sacked the house.-Times-U Union,
sinee the ArmenianS heard about Il
Herrin massacre they think 1t is just I
well they didn't get an American pr
tection.--Tampa Times.