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New-York tribune., 1922-12-03

~ TOW that passions are stllied ana
bets are paid, we dare come for
- ward with as radical a proposal
as ever convulsed the football world. Al
though we have been in receipt Of this
intelligence for some time, we did not
venture 10 divulge it previous to the ar
gument in the Yale Bowl recently. 1t
will be admitted that we cannot be blamed
and that we show courage enough IN adj
vancing IL for use next year.
The proposal relates to that process
colloquially known as "fussing the game;
that is, escorting lady or ladies there
to. Some say that IL is high time it be
eliminated; others say radically modified.
Personally, we don't say either. We
merely reflect opinion. Everything we
write is alleged. We have learned from
an informant. And we have a strong rea-
son for being impersonal, a reason which
at this writing We plan to take to the
game which was played week before last.
Our informant, who refused to permit
the use Of his name, told US that he had
fused or staged football games for some
years Just as he chose and then, getting
married, had had the choice made for him
automatically. The conclusion to which
he has come is that il one must take
girl to the game-and he now is willing
to concede that one must-that the young
lady be parked, allocated and in some
manner induced to stay put.
This parking, he made clear at the out
set, is to involve temporary separation
which may be regarded by the young lady
as hard. However, it is necessary, he
insists, and should call for no complaint.
Hasn't the girl been transported to New
Haven or Princeton or even Cambridge?
Hasn't she been given flowers? Hasn't
she been gwen a lien on one Of the
coveted pasteboards"? What more does
she want7
The already somewhat involved ticket
applications, it is suggested, should carry
several additional questions, such as:
1. II you are applying for two tickets. ia the
other one for a iAdyi
4 How far would you like TO have her seat
removed from yours In the cheering section7
Note: All information furnished will be re-
garded strictly confidential
That sort Of system would fix things
finely, our informant asserted. The escort
would be able 10 sit among his peers and
cheer TO his hearts content without being
considered quaint or vociferous or told TO
preserve his dignity. Furthermore, the
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
By FAIRFAX DoWNEY
trations by JeFerSOn Mochamer

distance would prevent his Offering any
unseemly violence 20 the young lady who
has trustingiy accompanied him.
As case in point, our informant re-
lated a personal anecdote. Admitting that
his enthusiasm for the game is such as
sometimes 10 render him rather excitable,
he declared he once had been unable 10
restrain himself from giving some ex-
pressions 10 lis feelings when Princeton
scored on Yale. Before he could recollect
himself he had knocked his wife for ap-
proKmately five rows, two aisles and one
portal.
Not that he had anything against her;
she was for Princeton, too. But there are
times when one simply must slap some
body on the back.
Which makes another point for the sep
aration Of seats. The Yale man who,
without consideration Of the seriousness
of the step, has married girl who thinks
he ought 10 stand when "Old Nassau" is
sung may find that sitting through game
with her is going TO give somebody
grounds for alleged cruel and inhuman
treatment.
II is stated that it would work no
great hardship TO seat the ladies of in
the far angles Of the field and behind
the goalposts. From there, we have been
reminded, they would see just about as
much Of the game as they understand,
anyway. And think, oh, think, we have
been beseeched, Of the wild-eyed questions
about the plays and rules and so forth
that they won't ask because they are not
seeing so much or because there will be
no victims near Of whom to ask them.
After all, football never was meant 10
be co-educational.
Immediately after the game-or follow
ing Whatever jubilation on the field may
be in order-our informant says he be-
lieves II only fair that an escort dash
around to an appointed rendezvous and
collect his girl; that he should then an
swer patiently any questions that still are
on her mind; that he should pay her
compliment or two and remark on how
he missed her, though il was all for the
best.
He furthermore could assure her, we
should think, that they could run out TO
the Bowl together some time this winter
and look at all the snow, or that next
spring when they perform pageant or
Euripides or something there, he and she
win take it in and sit real close together.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
LAS / See 1t"
Continued from page thyes)
A Net0 Labor Bank

York, backed entirely by organic
labor, with a surplus Of 100000. Ia,
summer the striking coal miners borrow.
from a conservative New York bank 500
900 upon perfectly good security. In d,
ferent parts Of the Middle West the rail
road brotherhoods and other high Ella.
labor organizations are establishing IN,
cessful banks. The savings Of such unIo0,
as are highly specialized and ably org,r.
lied, like the garment workers and u,
building trades, run into the millions AL
these savings seem to be deesnay hu..
banded. The workers do not know A..
banking, but while it may deelass a ha0t
er to work with the workers, II doe, os, 4.
class a banker 10 work for sks work..
So the workers hire bankers V 40.
scavanger work with their dirty mgnn,
and the bankers hire the workers 70 do u.
dirty work in the mines, and on the saB
buildings and at the furnaces, 20 thinu
even up in an unjust world.
Which brings up the question. VIA.
are the demarcations Of class in this couD-
try? We pretend that we have no classs
But clearly the pretense Is face-savine
sham. But how shall we draw the class
lines? BY constitutiOnally sbolishinz
titles America made a sad mess Of hered-
itary classes. Nothing is surer than that
individual ability in a man or woman, or
often sheer raw luck, makes II possible
for one TO rise or fall from the Top or bot.
tom Of the social ladder and light on hs
feet. Childhood and youth clearly feel
little class restriction in America. For
youth is free to move, as far as its wits
will take IL. But the family does feel As
class line. And one asks. What is the clas'
line?
Perhaps we may say it is the diyisieH
point between wages and salary; the pcini
where a man has 10 work entirely at th'
mercy of the boss or at the mercy Of CO.
ditions that affect the boss puts man b
one class often. And, on the other hars
sometimes the point where ones eonn3'
tion with the business is so intimate, =
necessary, that so long as the Office is op1
or the store runs or the shop is a gcinI
concern, the clerks place depends upon b
behavior or his influence or his past ecE
nection with. the concern. And that is DC
often, but always.
The working class and the middle clai
cannot be marked by any one rule. Yet
is here. Class is not determined BY q
amount one earns, nor even the way Of
earns it in every case. The professor M
get into oyeralls II he pleases, and nal
more money than he makes teaching an
il he has as much ability as he hGs eOu
age, he rises in the industrial scale 70
superintendency and is back again in b
class. But, il he has neither courage n
ability, he sinks. Maybe it is couraS
backing ambition and ability, that defh'
the border between the classes. And The
maybe not, for here are these Americs
union workers starting a bank, whic
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03

head Of No Mean Distinction.
The Public Dinner Squad comprises the
newspaper men who are sent TO cover
those ceremonious affairs which are go
ing on at every hotel in this city every
night, and the prices Of which year by
year are getting higher and higher. Any
where from 81 up to $50 a plate is paid
bv the diners-sometime the charge is
even more-but the Public Dinner Squad
pays nothing. Indeed, there Is no reason
why men should pay for systematically
running their digestions with rich fare
Il would be almost equivalent to assign
ing scientists to some work which m%
result in sure death and then expecting
them to pay for their experimenting.
There are some old, familiar faces on
the Public Dinner Squad-newspaper
men who have gone on bravely through
the years accepting these assignments
and who have borne up under a steady
fire of soups, salads, entrees and desserts
that has quickly put the less sturdy out OF
commission. Some day, Of course, there
will come a dinner when the last OF these
veterans will not appear, and his place at
the press table will be taken by young
and foolish beginner, who will eat every
thing that is brought and who VIII even
laugh at some, Of the sallies that are
sprung by the speakers.
Sallies fall into certain categories with
the Public Dinner Squad, just as the type
matrices on a Mergenthaler drop auto
matically into their right places.
When a jest is sprung a veteran re-
marks:
"That was last used by the ex-Gov-
oInor of Ioway at the Ioway Society's
dinner, wasn't it?"
mo. it was at the Nebrasky dinner"
you're both wrong" breaks in an
other squad member. at was at the
microscope manufacturers dinner"
The Public Dinner Squad long ago
ceased to wonder over it ALTO wonder
where the money comes from and why,
and where the speakers come from and
why, and who gets the enjoyment and
why. Perhaps the walters are the chief
benefciaries, but even this is not matter
Of certainty, for the walters at the press
table are generally peevish at having
drawn the one non-dress- suited group,
which does not look like first class pros
pect in the way Of tips.
A great deal is written about these din
ners, but little gets into print At some
of the more formal and apparently impor-
tant affairs the speeches-reams Of them
are all prepared in advance and are
distributed among the newspaper men. IL
all these speeches were printed in full
the newspapers next morning would have
no space for international conferences,
building strikes, or the Ku-Klux. But the
newspapers have not yet formed the habit,
nor is il likely that they ever will. The
speaker Of the evening looks in vain for
his name in his favOrite newspaper. Then
he buys all the newspapers that are not
his favorites and looks-also in vain.
Then he comes to the conclusion that the
press is a fraud, and at another public
dinner says so.
But even that does not get into the
papers.
1t is a problem in wasted energy, the
public dinner. Enough oratory to run
Congress is wasted, with no "Congres-
sional Record" 10 preserve it. Some sub
stitute for "The Congressional Record"
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
Public Diners
By, Arthur Chapman

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his pupils to classify under the
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
HELPFUL WORDS
From An Annapolis Citizen

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Does ii ache, especially after exer-
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Is there a soreness in the kidney
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These symptoms suggest weak kid
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If so there is danger in delay.
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Your neightors use and recommend
them. Ask your neighbor!
Read this Annapolis testimony
Mrs. VIM E. White, 104 Charles ST..
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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Important Archaeological Data
From British Holding Syria

Necklaces terminating in lotus
flowers were among the devices figur-
ing in the Oriental group.
That We have in these wall scenes
an example of the mostly lost ances-
try of Byzantine painting is evident"
said Prof. Breasted. from COMPARE
son of them with the early mosacs
surviving at RaveIR. This ruined
Roman fortress at Saiihiyah has thus
furnished a new and unparalleled
example of the transition from decad-
Ont orientali2ed Hellenistic art to the
Byzantine art from which reviving
Europe inherited SO much.'
The party concluded that the prob
able date of the paintings was the
third century, when east and west
met in Syria" 1t was noted that the
face which the British officers had de-
scribed as the best painted was. by
the time the scholars arrived,
scratched and defaced by some desert
iconoclast. possibly a prowling Arab.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
NOTES FROM DavmSoNymLE

A play, "What I:arFenod TO Jones,
a farce in three acts, will he present
ed by the Prince Frederick Theatrical
Club at the hall in Jacksonville at
o'clock. next Saturday evening,
June 10. This play has been given
in 10th Calvert and St Mary's coun-
ties and is said 10 be excellent. The
audiences have been kept in woes of
laughter from beginning 10 end. On
account of having to pay royalty on
This play aud having to hire costumes
the charge for admission is IS cents,
so cents for children. Laugh and
the world laughs with you. Weep and
you weep alone"
Jones. who travels for hymn l ook
house. Arthur w. Dowell: El ene2er
Goodly, Professor of Anatomy. Will
liam W. Duke; Antony Goodly, ID. d..
Bishop of Ballarat, John G. Rouse:
Richard Heatherly. engaged to Mar
jorie. W. Dorsey Gray: Thomas Hold
or. a Policeman. George b. Gray;
William Bigl ee Inmate of Sanator-
ium, w. p Davenport; Henry Fuller.
Superintendent OF Sanatorium, Roy
G. Williams: Mrs Goodly, Ehe-
neZer's wife, Mrs Marvin Martin:
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
TO UNVE|L MEMORIAL
AT SAINT MARY'S
SEMINARY GRADUATION

The commencement exercises al St
Mary's Seminary. In st. Mary's City.
will be marked by the unwilling of a
memorial 10 Judge Joseph Harris
Key on June 10 in connection with
which the following invitation has
been sent TO descendants OF members
OF the General Assembly OF Maryland
in the year 1893.
THE Board Of Trustees, st. Marys
Female Seminary. ST. Mary's City.
Maryland. the Faculty and Students.
with the Alumni. cordially invite the
sohs, grandsons and daughter OF SEN
ator Alexander G. Magruder, Delegate
Charles Sierett Ridgely. Delegate
James S. Owens. Delegate Edward
Hammond. Delegate Richard Estep,
Delegate Robert Wolch. OF Ben. Of
the General AS sembly OF Maryland,
Session 1899, from Anne Arundel
County and City of Annapolis, Mary
land, 10 be present on June Is, 1922.
1880 n. m. for the unwilling of a me-
mortal 10 Judge Joseph Harris Key,
where honor is paid to each member
individually OF the Legislature Of
1899. which created st. Mary's Semin-
airy. The monument to the birth of
the state"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Standing OF The Clubs
ELEPHANT. LOG, HAS PARTY
Title OF The Circus Celebrates Her
Birthday.

Title, circus elephant, celebrated
her one hundred and sixth birthday
recently as guest OF honor at a birth
day party held for her in the State
House yard.
Tillie took part in the festivities
and ate her plate, cup and saucer and
even the KEY to the city (made of
breaO presented to her by Mayor
Thomas.
Prof. Alonzo futile. of the law de-
partment of Ohio State University.
presented the pachyderm an honor
airy law degree. The diploma was
made of molasses. Tillie trumpeted
once and showed her appreciation by
devouring the token of esteem.
A birthday cake. two by four feet.
and containing LOG candles. was on
Titles table.-(Columbus CO., Dis
patch in New York Herald)
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
American History
Jay BY DAY
BY 4. T.. Green
JUNE .

The American Army at
Cambridge, Mass. numbered
7.G44 on June 3. 1875.
The author OF Home, Sweet
Home" John Howard Payne.
was born on June 8, 1891.
A United States Sanitary
Commission was appointed by
the Secretary of War on June
8, 1861.
Confederates routed the
Federals In Shenandoah Val
ley on June .. 1862.
Weaver and Chambers were
nominated by the Greenback
National Convention on June
.. 1850.
Ford's Theatre. Washington.
then used by the government.
collapsed and killed u people
on June 8. 1893.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09

duties and TO be instructed IN the OPP
Grafton of complicated machinery.
Officers themselves frequently do not
appreciate the extent To which their
naval experience fits them to become
instructors ut the Naval Academy
AN important advantage that a
naval officer has over a civilian in
teaching is that by virtue of rank and
experience he is in a more favorable
position To present incentives for mid
shipmon to learn well the subject
matter set before them Even in non
technical subjects the value of an es-
sential point can often be illustrated
by some apt allusion to service life"
Civilian Instructors Number 1l6
But despite the views held by the
Superintendent of the Naval Academy
backed up by those of the Secretary
of the Navy, there are those in both
the House and Senate who do not be-
lieve that civilian instructors at the
Naval Academy should be done away
with altogether. II is understood that
the friends of the lay professors at
Annapolis are bringing to bear all the
influence they can possibly muster in
an attempt to save their jobs.
AT present there are 1l6 civilian in
structors at the Academy and about
an equal number of officer instruc-
tors. In the last month two of the lay
instructors were let out. it being ex-
planned ut the Navy Department in
Washington that in each instance
these instructors had become more
than 65 years of age.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
BUSINESS MEN
HAVE RATIFIED
CONSTITUTION


ture of last night the attendance at
the meeting was large. and number
OF new members were enrolled. Dues
wc e set at $40 per year.
Following is the constitution as
adopted.
The name of this association shall
be the Chamber of Commerce OF An
nafolls.
OBJECTS
The objects of this association shall
lie the promotion of the civic, indus
trial. commercial and general welfare
of the community
MEMBERSHIP
ANY individual, firm or corporation.
or individual member of such firm or
corporation, shall be eligible for
membership A firm or corporation
may be enrolled as a member. But
such firm or corporation shall desig-
nate some person connected there
with as voting member, and such vot-
ing member shall not join the asso-
citation in his individual capacity.
A Membership Committee, consist
ing of five members. elected annually
and holding Office for the same term
as the other officers of this associa-
tion, shall consider all applications
for membership and shall have power.
by majority vote. to elect or reject.
The dues shall be $40, payable July
/, annually in advance. Any member
failing to pay his dues within 80 days
shall be liable to suspension.
GOVERNMENT
The government of the Chamber of
Commerce of Annapolis shall be vest
ed in a President, Vice-P President.
Treasurer. Secretary and such other
officers and committees as may be
deemed necessary.
The officers of this association shall
be elected annually by ballot at the
regular June meeting of each year.
and shall serve for one year or until
their successors are elected.
MEETINGS
The meetings shall be held monthly
on the second Thursday of each
month. Special meetings may be
called by the President when deemed
necessary Fifteen members shall
constitute a quorum.
AMENDMENTS
This constitution and bylaws may
he amended by a majority vote of the
members in good standing at any
regular meeting or any special meet
ing called for that purpose; provided,
that such proposed amendments shall
he plainly stated in the call for the
meeting at which same are to be con-
sidered.
BYLAWS
The duties of the officers shall be
such as their titles. by general usage.
would indicate, and such as are re-
CURED by law and the majority vote
OF the association.
MI points not otherwise provided
for by this constitution and bylaws
shall be governed by the rules of par
liamentary procedure laid down in
Roberts Rules OF Order
At the next meeting. which will be
held on the evening of July Is, the
Chamber OF Commerce will begin its
active program for the attainment of
the most important of its outlined
plans. The body expects to act on
certain details of its program with
out loss of time.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
BROWNSVILLE WILL
HAVE ENTERTAINMENT

Mas Edna Ruth Munson, OF Hagers-
town. and Miss Irene White. OF Balti-
more. will give an entertainment on
Saturday evening. June 10. beginning
promptly al $3.50 y. m. at Murray
Hall. Brownsville, for the benefit of
ST. Paul's Chapel Miss Munson is a
well-known elocutionist. and Miss
White has been studying al the Pea
body for several years. Miss White
will lie accompanied by Miss Eliza
beth Munroe of Annapolis.
AT the close OF the program a dance
will be held. with music furnished by
Schreyer's orchestra. and refresh
ments will be sold through the even
ing.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Foley's
Honey and Tar


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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
MYSTERIES OF The Modes

81 understood" said the bashful
man, that Paris had decided on long
skirts as stylish
True" rejoined Miss Cayenne.
But we have apparently reached an
era when it is fashionable to be cut of
style" -Washington Star.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09

Cissy. Ebenezer's ward, Miss Ma,
guerite Gray; Marjorie - Minery,
Ebenezer's daughters, Miss Elizabe,h
Parran, Mrs. a. ". Dowel. ALVIN,
Starlight, Mrs. Goodly's sister. Ms
Sadie l.. Gray; Helma, Swedish msls
Miss Katherine Briscoe.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09

The pen is mightier than the sword.
Where shall we place the eyebrow
pencil ?-Louisville Courier-Journal.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Standing OF The Clubs
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE

Scores OF Yesterday
Baltimore. 3; Jersey City, 3.
Buffalo. 3; Syracuse. 2.
Reading. A; Newark. o.
Rochester, IL; Toronto, A.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
Standing OF The Clubs
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Scores OF Yesterday

New York, q: Chicago, 2.
Washington, g. Cleveland, l.
Detroit, z: Philadelphia. 6.
Boston, z; st. Louis, 5
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1922-06-09
z52 Maryland Men Now Have Chance
To Go Into Training At Camp Meade

Maryland Training Camps Association has completed
arrangements for its annual camp for civilians at Camp
Meade Nd during August The quota year is e5s men,
an allotment OF AZ for each Congressional camps
for between IL they are otherwise qualified
All expenses met by the Government
For full particulars fill in the following form and mail to
Commanding General Third Corps Area Standard Oil
Building. Baltimore Md
Application blanks may be secured at the office OF the
Evening Capital and also at the City High School
Os' .'''..''..''..''. -state.........
age Race
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Today's Schedule

baltimore at Jersey City.
Reading at Newark.
Toronto at Rochester.
Buffalo at Syracuse