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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
BROOkFIELD

4 great number OF Ransom people
attended the sale Of Fred Gebhard-.
| held Feb :. The Young Peoples
League served lunch. About $40 was
cleared
On Tuesday morning at 9 o'clock at
Sacred Heart church at Kinsman oc-
Cured one OF the seasons pretticat
weddings when Miss Irene Grennan
became the bride Of Harold Donald
son. The ceremony was performed
by Rev. J. J. Byrne. The bride was
prettily attired in a gown of midnight
blue taffeta. with blue duvetyn wrar
trimmed in caracul; picture hat, AMI
wore a corsage bouquet Of yioleta,
The bridesmaid, Miss Helen Hant,.
gan, wore a gray taffeta dress. with
seal wrap and black hat. The groom
and best man, Wilfred Coughlin, wore
blue suits The mass was sung BY
the kinsman choir. assisted by Miss
kathalene Dawson Of Chicago. Charles
A. Donaldson, brother of the groom,
also Of Chicago presided at the OF.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
change or LIFE
W0MAN'S TRIAL
Proof That Lydia {. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is Of Great
Help at This Period
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

Metropolis. Tllinois.-'1 have taken
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
SANDS, HUNTED IN
TAYLOR CASE, PENS
NOTE TO PURSvERS.
WRITES PROSECUTOR WooLWlNE
THAT HE WILL SURRENDER
PROVIDING IMMUNITY IS GUAR.
ANTEED ON OLD THEFT
CHARGE.

Los Angeles. Cal, Feb. 1S--Immu
nifty for Edward F. Sands from prose
cution on q charge of embezzlement
preferred against him last August by
William Desmond Taylor, murdered
elm director, was promised tonight by
Thomas lie Woolwine. district attor'
ney, provided sands proves his limo
cence OF the Staying of Taylor and can
''untangle this murder mystery"
Mr.. Wooiwine's promise to the MISS
ing former butlersecretary to Taylor
was made in letter he addressed
"to Edward F. Sands. Through the
Publishers" in answer to a letter
which purported to have been written
by Sands.
The latter letter, which was sigaed
81. F, Sands was dated Feb. IA A
verbatim copy of it. as made public
by Mr. Woolwine. follows:
Dear Sir: This letter will probably
surprise you, when you read it, | am
taking this liberty to write you 10
make matters more easy for YOU in the
first place am Mr. Sands although a
friend of mine is writeing this letter
under my dictation Mr.. Woolwne YOU
need not look all over the world for me
for | am liveing right here in Los
Angeles and am reading the papers
every day Concerning the Taylor muir
der will be frank with YOU Mr.. Wool.
wine | have not had any peace of mine
since the murder and have come 10
the conclusion that the quicker this
thing is settled the better of We will
all be now Mr.. Woolwine in the first
place | did not murder Taylor but I
know who did it but what assurance
have from you to know that you will
accept my story none
Therefore | want a guarantee from
YOU that if | surrender myself into
your hands and If establish my inn0-
cence of the crime you will set me
free.
IF you will do this Mr.. Woolwine I
can untangle this murder mystery for
you YOU may answer me in any of the
Los Angeles papers"
ITO my Dearest" is the Inscription
in a gold locket carried by William
Desmond TAYLOR, slain film director in
which the photograph of Mabel Nor
mand, screen star was found TODAY
among the other personal effects Of
Mr.. Taylor in the possession of Pub
lie Administrator Bryson. The locket
was appended to thin gold chain at,
tached to platinum watch which
was in Mr.. Taylor's pocket when he
was murdered. In addition to the
loeket two gold pencils, a gold knife !
ana gold check protector were /
among the trinkets in his pocket. The !
locket is a inches square and bears
Mr. Taylor's monogram on the back.
On the back of the watch was Tav.
'lor's name in full.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
WISCONSIN u" PROF.
CLASS|F|ES BRYAN
AMONG ATHEISTS
NEsRAsKAN's VIEWS ON EVoLU.
TON, e. a. BlEGE ASSERTS,
MAY LEAD MEN FROM THE
STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH
AS OUTLINED IN BIBLE

Madison WIS. Feb Is T.. A
BfrEe, president OF the University OF
. Wisconsin, today replied to .sser
/ items pl William D.. Bryan made here
a year ago and repeated recently
that he Is an atheist and unit tn
teach students because OF his Uc.
ceptange O. modern science. iuclud.
ing the theory of evolution.
In letter 10 On" Rev f.. :.
Worcester pastor eff the First Con.
grtgatiouaI church. OF which Prgsi.
dent Birge has been an officer tcr
forty years, he reas-,rteI expressions
made To MIR Bryan following mis-
speech to students here saving he
never had found It necessary "a
Justify religion % science or TO eN-
cuse science 10 religion.
Il have accepted botl rs equally
divine revelations and both as equal
ly wrought into the constitution OF
the world. Birgs said BRYAN seem.
ed 10 dislike especially my Directing
20 his uniting religion % q disCred.
tied scientific hypothesis I think the
history of the church give, good
ground for my objection In the
fourth century people were told the
doctrine OF a round world was athr.
lsJ.c. and q century or So later tn
toperaigan astronomy was called
athe.stic.
In the nineteenth century eyOlu-
ton in like manner was called athe.
istic by men OK whom Bryan is be.
lated follower.
81 told Mr. Bryan that his teach.
ings were atheisttc rather THAN the
teachings Of evolution had real
meaning and purpose in thus calling
the attention OF Mr. Bryan definite
ly and sharply TO the religious harm
that may come from his teachings
II St Paul was right. if God is 10
be sought for and found in the teach
ingS that are not for from every one
OF Us then those who urge us rather
to look for Gods creative activity i'm
the remote past do err, not knowing
the scriptures, nor the power of God.
They are turning the seeker for God
from the right track and putting him
on one that is only too likely te lead
him away from God.
The harmful effect Of such teach
ings was seen clearly ia many OF
those who used 10 oppose evolution.
They tcId US that We bear an image
Of God because Of Gods work in the
creation Of a remote ancestor. but
they never thought OF telling US thar
God sent forth his spirit and created
in his image you and me and every
baby that is born. They talked as
men who never ind the God who il
daily and hourly giving to all of as
life and breath and all things"
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
MENDOZA

me regular meeting Of the Men
dota Woman's club was held in the
Elks' club rooms on Monday after
noon An interesting program from
rohtemporary poets was given by Mrs
ferne Cushman.
me Mendoza and Tiskilwa tour
basketball teams met at the Iorar
hlgh school gymnasium on Friday
evening. The game was won by Men.
dota, 50 to -.
MRS. =. Z, Turner and children arc
spending a few weeks in Pennsylyen.a
MIS-, Pearl krohl left Thursday for
her home at Sandwich after a soiouTl
OF three weeks at the Fred J. Hueter
nome in this city.
MRS, Joseph Masear spent the weak
end with her sister, Mrs. Arthur Ma.
scar, at Somonauk.
MIS- ID. Parson left Thursday for
her home at Trimble. Ohio after a
VISIT at the II. F. Felix home north of
town. ~ VI
MRS. James Egan of La Sale srent
The week end in Mendoza
Mrs N, Runquist is spending fau,
weeks with her sister, Mrs Hannah
Clark, at Monticello. Wis.
Mrs. J. P. Yenerich was hostess io
me ladies' bible class of the Zion
Evangelical church at her home m
Thursday afternoon.
Flnn Murra, editor and manapar of
our Hope, was in Chicago on business
on Friday. ""o'''e7 50
The fire department was called ont
On FRIDAY afternoon, the call coming
ron box %. The fire proved ia he
al lAe Bi!IhOrn home, near Blackstone
school Il was put out without mich
damage being done.
ne Boy Scouts and Lone Scents
basketball teams of Mendoza met At
me nigh school gymnasium on Sar
urday afternoon, the Boy Scouts win
ming, q to IS. ."
Inc Mendoza High school basket.
pan team went to Kewnaee FRIDAY
afternoon, where they played the high
school team from that town in the
evening. Kewanee won. 81 to 16
me Ford car belonging to Ed Rradv
Of Triumph was stolen on orr street.
Saturday evening.
me IRE department was called IN
the old Cal Slough house. near Lin.
com scnoot Monday morning. where
the roof was on fire. II was npt ous
without much damage being done.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18

To Test Wool. Iip
TO test wool for shine. rim n,
with piece of similar woolcn good
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18

First Baptist Church, Jefferson and
IolumhuSColmbus st, George G. Fet
ter Minister g,45 Church school
Chester Olson, superintendent. If OO
Morning Worship subject. THE
purpose OF prayer" continuation OF
the stories ON Prayer" $500. Junior
b, \, !. t. $50 Senior h. y. T.. l..
Miss Oledlue Wood viii speak on the
work ot the Baptist training school
$50 evening worship, subject. Does
Goa punish sim or the modern con.
,eption on future punishment" Music
hH the chorus choir.
Presbyterian church. g.l5 a. m
SUNDAY school Glasses for an ages
iO.l5 a. m, Morning Worship. Ser.
mon "A Worldwide Vision" 6:45
.p. IN. Young Peoples meeting. 7.3O
.p M Evening service Under the
auspices Of the Presbyterian Mems
Gospel Team, Subject. What il
means to be 4 Christian Everybody
welcome
First Congregational church, corner
Columbus and Jackson 81. William
5. Whitsitt, Minister. g03 Paul 81.
Sunday School 9:+5. John q. Schu.
macher, supt. Graded Lessons Efficient
Teachers classes for ALL Morning
worship lgij, Subject. "A Study
in Character" Junior Endeavor. a. 80
Miss Elsie lIodgson. Supt Vesper
Service, $500 Chorus choir soloist
Quartottc.
Note-Nrs. Roy BJnuon OF the Ban.
non Music store, viii sing at the morn.
ing hour Accomplnist Miss l.uella
Hanson.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18

pound and Liver Pills. was so much
benefited by the use of these medicines
that was able to be up and about in
two weeks. was at the Change Of Life
when began taking the medicines and
passed over that time without any
trouble. Now am hale and hearty, DO
all my. housework washing, ironing.
scrubbing, and cooking, all there is to DO
about a house, and can walk two or
three miles without getting too tired. l
know. of several of my neighbors who
have been helped by your medicines. =
Mrs. EMMA CULVER, 705 Z. 9TH St,
Metropolis, Illinois.
Depend upon Lydia E. Pinkham 'sVeg-
etable Compound. Nervousness, irrita-
bility, heat flashes, headache and dizzi-
ness, are relieved by this splendid med
icine.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18

saturday Miss esther " uhueFIl'N
I"SSe" ""HN WHO TOR 81 """'"' OF
years mas heeh III very poor ueal'h'
She moved mere ','' year Win her
parents, NeN "uh"''.''" ana WE
''o" '"'''so'
Funeral ssrYiNe7 viii take place
+ Tuesday afternoon az TWO o'clock at
the German Evangelical church, Ran.
som.
The remains will then be taken 90
the Forest Home Chapel Chicago on
Wednesday AZ three o. m
The community extend their sym,
pathy to the bereaved parents.
The teachers in the lower grades at.
tended the institute I'm Ottawa Friday
}. {. Dugan was q Thursday Ottawa
passenger.
stephen PelGno is now seen drive.
ing around in a Ford coupe,
There viii be o hard times mas
guerade party in Hagis han. Friday
evening, Feb. 18th given by the mo-
dern Woodmsn and Royal Neighbors
\ prize viii be given for the most
comiCal costume Admission 25c.
which includes luncheon.
Misses Carolyn and Kathryn Bosley
spent Thursday and Friday in Ottawa.
Miss Kathryn attended institute while
Carolyn visited al the Feehan home.
Miss Esther Richards OF Waukegan
Ill. is visiting her mother. Mrs Pete
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Observation-Disclosures
Vigor OF YouthrI
A New Discover
Science Produces a Vitalizer supei
to Famous Gland TreatmcntL-Ma(

9SlenSS TFouuCcB q VItdlizer SuDeI
to Famous Gland TreatmcntL-Ma(
Power OF a Bark From Afric'
Have you lost your youth, vigor
pep? Does life seem duh and =
a grind? Don't worry. Science
discovered q new vitalizor sun,
even 10 the much discussed :"
gland and monkey gland" Il
mcnt.
The principal ingredient IL an
trnct from the bark Of an African
II Is said TO he the most amazing
ylgorator ever discovered. Comb
with II are other tonic and vital
elements Of proved merit. In
eases, the compound produces mai
Improvement In a day or two, an,
u short time the vitality Is raised,
circulation improved and the glow
health is felt In every part
The new yitalIzer contains OK
sIve chemicals, but MANUFACTURING
enormous quantities has brought
cost within reach OF all. Furtherm
the laboratories producing the |
vitalizer, which is called Re-NuT,
are so confident OF IFS power that
offer 1t on the basis Of mo results,
pay"
Any reader of this paper may (
the new discovery without risk. S
no money, but just your name and
lWAC.s -
2O6,L Gateway Station, Kansas c
Mo, aud a full treatment of Re,
Tabs will be mailed Deposit 81 I
postage with the postman on dellye
Ii not delighted by the results at
end Of week, notify the laboratot
and your money will be refunded
full. 10 not hesitate about accept
this test offer, as it Is fully guar
teed
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18

pound and it is all it
claims to be and has
benefited me won
derfully. ] had been
sick for eight hs
with a trouble which
confined me to my
bed and was or ~
able to be up part Of
the time, when | W as
advised by a friend,
| Mrs. Smith, to try
Lydia E. Pinkham S
w c petahle Com
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
|i&(SliritgqHt

/ Mr. and Mrs George Corvorau. o
/ 143l Kansas street, entertained the
members OF their bmcO club last
night at their home. Three tables
OF bunco were played during the ey
cuinE The houors were carried OF
by Mrs otto Sria'ofsM Mrs. William
Kammerer and Harold Parsons Mrs.
Ward Condo ana Otto Scidlofski car.
ried of the consolation prizes. At
the close Of IN" evening delicious re.
freshments We're served by the host.
ess,
Miss Dorothy and Margaret Jami.
son will entertain few of the most
intimate friends OF Miss Louise C..
Buyhner and Miss Marguerite Haley
at a Washington'S birthday buugo
party this evening at their home in
East Ottawa Both guests OF honor
have announced their engagements
Miss Buchner IS to marry Herbert
Braunon OF Peoria and Miss Haley is
to become the bride Of Edward Clarke
of La Sale.
s. . %
Mrs f. T. Johnson VIII entertain
the members IL the Modern iLtera.
tura club Monday evening at her
home on Paul street Mrs. Johnson
will have the paper of the evening
s. - .
DR. and Mrs l.. +. Jordan will en-.
terrain with an informal eight cover
dinner tonight AT their home in East
Ottawa, following the dinner the even
will be spent playing bridge.
g = -
Mrs y. j. Mcleod will entertain
tain with an informal supper tomor.
'ow evening at their home. on the
north blum Covers will be laid for
eight guests.
q - 9
The regular Saturday night stag
larty at the Ottawa Boat Club will he
held tonight az the club. The evening .
sill be spent in playing cards and
bowling
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-02-18
Biggest Bird Gao.

frchabiy the worlds largest bird
cage IS in 81. Louis. a dome of netting
262 feet long by 100 feet wide and
high and holding nearly 300 birds
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-08

pass or pair of dress pants from a polo mallet.
 You can't beat that unless you cheat.
 That woman will never be able to make both ends meet and if I don't miss my guess she will have a hard time even making both ends vege- tables.
 Think of the chances she had. She turned them all down because she was educated and because she wanted to live in a literary atmos- phere. AS far as I know, book worms are not good to eat and most of the people who try to make a living out of literature have about as much chance as baby sheep would have to get meal in a Hons cage.
 Father, you sent me to a couple of finishing schools but if my educa- tion is going to make me lose my sense of values that way I am going to one of the 10-cent stores. where they don't sell anything for less than quarter and try to get true sense of the value of dollar so I will not marry poor man who has no motor car but tries to ride everywhere on Pegasus.
 Pegasus may have been a fine nag once. but even a winged horse can not keep up with the procession these days.
 "Of course, am not going to marry for money, but I tell you now that the bee that comes humming around my ruby red lips had better have a bank account or a mighty good job or it's going to find me a sensitive blossom which will fold its petals over its calix till he has buzzed on his way"
 Well, I must say that you seem In no immediate danger from the way you talk" said her father.
 "Lucy, dear. I wish you would not pretend to be so blase," said her mother, gently.
 She's been like that ever since the curate gave her the shake for that red-faced Mills girl whose father owns the brewery that has been changed into an ice cream factory" laughed her brother. You are as full of transformation as telephone directory" snapped the flappef. q dropped the curate because te got to talking through his nose like the rector. and no man who noses his words can convince me he doesn't snore. Moreover, the curate makes all of $50 month and he needs it all. which left none for violets or theatre seas for me. And finally, MT. know-it-al1, I ." "Aw, cut it. Marry him if you want to-" sneered Fred. Be sure I would" answered Lucy, But l don't"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-08
RANDOM NOTES

Miss Ann Lanier left Friday for New York En route she will stop at Annapolis, Washington and Balti- more. She will be absent two or three months. Mir. and Mrs. P. Trammen Sessions have named their little son Paul Trammell, Jr.
 Miss Julia Mae bremen will leave Monday for National Cathedral school in Washington.
 MT. Ernest Propst has returned from Gadsden.
 MT. Ray Sorter has returned to Washington after visit in Birming ham.
 Mrs. Clifford Lamar of New York is the guest of her mother, Mrs. Alex London.
 Friends of MT and Mrs. Sterling Edwards will regret to learn that their little son. Sterling, Jr, is i'll at their home on Highland avenue.
 
 Miss Anne Mackin who spent the holidays with her parenss. MT. and Mrs. James Maekin, has returned to St. Cecelia academy. Nashville, to re- sume her studies.
 
 MT. and Mrs. W. L. Howard have named their little daughter. born De- cember 24. Dorothy Louise
 
 Mrs. l.. il. Pomeroy of Jacksonville, Fla. is visiting her mother, Mrs. w. T, Angel and Mrs. S. II. Hall Miss Lillie Maddox. who spent ths holidays with her parents. Mr. and Mrs. D. Maddox, has returned to Sweet Briar college.
 Mir. Altman Brooks has returned to Danville. Ky where he is stu dert at Centre college.
 Mrs. \. l.. Miller is stil in Califor- mia, having been called by the illness of her mother, Mrs Rogan. MT. John Handon has returned to Washington and Lee to resume his s;udies.
 Mrs. Walter Blaney of Pittsburg will arrive today to be she guest O her parents, MT. and Mrs J. w. Don nelly.
 Mir. and Mrs. John Anderson have named their little daughter Lucille Douglas.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-08

{ coming in with a boarding school crowd.
 sam-sure. He waves his baton and the orchestra plays 'Haill Hail the Gangs All Here"
 Pete-Cut 1t out. Amt you got nothin' in them horns but that? Give us something that fits a little.
 Sam-I know. He waves his baton and the orchestra plays School Days"
 Pete-Thats the stuff. Now there's going to be a lawn party, you know. lemonade and tea and cocktails and whatever they have-under awnings.
 Sam-Tm next. He waves his baton and the band plays "Tenting on the Old Camp Ground"
 Pete-Too sad. Jazz 1t up a bit, and maybe it will do.
 Sam-Sure. The bands plays the tune double time.
 Pete Sounds good to me. Next picture is close up of the hero on horseback, fording stream.
 Sam-Sure. I know. He waves his baton and the orchestra plays There's One More River to Cross"
 Pete-Just the ticketl Now we see the villain looking in at the conserva- tory window of the heroine's house.
 Sam-I get you. He waves his baton and the orchestra plays Peek aboo.'
 Pete-Not at all Not at all DJa think this is one of them Sennett comedies?
 sam-I went a long way back for that one. How would "Ain't It Shame" do?
 Pete-Good as anything. I guess. Now, Shorty, the hero has Just been in for swim, and is rubbing hisself down with Turkish towel.
 Shorty (with the sand paper)- Shysh, shysh. shyshl
 Pete-O. K. Couldn't be better. Say, hold on though. I made a mis- take. This here picture ain't the one We want. It ain't no super picture at all. Oh, we'll. I guess the musiclI do. When 1t goes on tonight, you boys just use the stuff I've give you up to here, and then vamp the rest of it. I got three more rehearsals with other orchestras this afternoon.
 (Curtain.)
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-08

T want a job" said the flapper daughter with conviction. The fami ly looked up from Sunday morning breakfast in surprise.
 What would you do with 1t if you got it?" asked father, smiling.
 You do not need to work, Lucy" put in her mother. mildly.
 You might be manicurist or beauty doctor" jeered her brother.
 That's right, poke fun at the best idea l ever had she pouted.
 will you kindly explain just what you mean, dear?" asked her father.
 Well. l went to Julia Blossner's wedding last night and that was the last straw. Who do you suppose she narried?"
 "A man, yes, no?" asked her brother.
 You said it." exclaimed the flap per. He Is a man, yes, no. l tell you folks that too much education is dangerous thing. You know her mother was left a widow when Julia was just little kid and her mother taught school and wore spex and flat heeled shoes and sent Julia to more kinds of schools than there are ways of bidding bridge hand. She learned all about fourth and fifth