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The Washington herald., 1922-10-01
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The Horsemcn rounding corncr-the
fragrant odOr Of burning leaves twilight practising quick for
@ rush as hop to the Xns fast one and hsnIsno
the major leagues the nineteenth renewal you to start
played the American leads eleven with avorng odds for
Prevalent Pitching
In the majority Of these October parties in past years the
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They we're both Killing and ones from April
pressed the Yankees with batting mark OF while Yankee
Nehf and Douglas fghtful
the finish Ruth alone had bsd above and Ruh Travelled
stopped less which sheer this rich of
The Giants hit nearer base even they
cut down by thirty batting points from the seasons total
Last fall the Yankees had but dependable pitchers while the
The Yankees Hoyt Douglas Neh
Barnes; but after the pitching force
1 @ 5S 5 The R n G 5 1rf ons Ss Phil Douglas and the
Mays hasn't been effective this last and
But Bush has been moving down hostile iegons ever since April
ease the %R his aS se drop
gGs @ G nOT M hG & more PE4ets b nha % rhGy cm % use F IN
oi their hired aside their winding sheets and back
More Yankee Margins
Last fall Ruth almost totally dsmembered and Bob Shawkey
The eminent Babe" while falling apart,
And shawkey. badly needed shape four
o 0qs @ 14ss & 5 fall staff Ra 15 o 5saT & o. & M t fall fall
And Shawkcy will be only haf-ump Joe
way OF effective FIRE.
With Shawkey Ruth year. would
Bnsb will make prodigion difercnsc
Giant Chances
The Giants match the Yankees everywhere the
They have hitting club somewhat fielding
So with them it all comes down matter OF pitching.
If Nehf Barnes
and McCulen, Ryan and Scott dash their
extremely close.
But Neh has been skiddmg OF late have
been wavering down the stretch
And pitching staff afford of wavering
any OF merely pitching.
They be halted abruptly but only by is
backed by intelligent judgment.
There nothing pitcher
star the back of his o
fall Sooo.233 by
three. As there will be
this the mark will hardly
o attendance figures and high finance
the
achieve
baseball
They
machine badly handicapped
handicap be partially
their fastest for last fall both held the
almost But good pitchers
there outside aid hardly sufficient against
DurS
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Tennis Tourney Today.

A field Of ffty-eiEht Of tho best
tennis players in the District will COM
pete in tournament at the Dunbar
ton Club today starting st 10 O'Clock
The event win be 4 hanGfCa9 affair.
arranged under The point handicap
ping system.
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Indians Batter Pillette.

CLEVELAND. Sept. 36.-The In
dams hit Pillette timely today ahi
won the first game of the series,
to !. Score:
II. IL. l..
Detroit 900 100 OOo-l 10 3
Cleveland -. 200 OO2 OOx-4 -
Batteries Olsen. Pillette and
Woodall: Smith and O'Neil.
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Argyle Tennis Tourney.

The Argyle Club will stage a tennis
tournament today beginning at 9
o'clock. with a field Of thirty-two
players competing for honors. 1t is
planned to complete the first. second
and third round matches today. The
semi-final and final round tilts will
be run off next Sunday.
The Washington herald., 1922-10-01

This weeks schedule.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. VS.. Rathbone-
Superior.
Tuesday-Syracusia VS., Calanthe.
Observation-Disclosures VS.. Excelsior.
Thursday-Capital VS.. Amaranth.
Friday-Century-D Decatur VS.. Column
bia.
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FEMININE. BOWLERS START
TITLE TOURNEY TOMORROW

place with three victories and no
defeats
Motyke. Of Capital, rolled the high
est score of the week with l3S, which
helped his teammates to bowl the
high single game. sos. DeGlautz set
the pace for the high individual set
by toppling the pins for 49, count.
Standing of the clubs.
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NG WINS $4,000
Havre de Grace Racing Chart
TENTH DAY-SEPTEMBER go.
Weather clear; track fast.

FIRST RACECaiming
chi @ by utimusoneep Of o:is
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One iIl-considerod move ~ a com
parativcly early stage and in a va
ration OF the Queens Gaubit 6.
Clined which host OF chess players
must have learned by heart by now.
gave DR.. N NIGmar an uphill game
when he met Jos; 4 ''-uahinu"a m
:he International Chess Ma srers'
Tournament in London. II was but
a slight advantage he allowed the
worlds champion. but with the lat
reT's clever manipulation. il was
eventually sufficient to bring him
victory. The score follows:
oTEEN.S GAMnIT nrrIINTn
The Washington herald., 1922-10-01

Feminine bowlers of the District
will toe the mark n another cham
pionship tournament starting to-
morrow night when western Union
and Mount Pleasant meet n the
opening game OF the Washing ton
Ladies' Duckpin League on the
PUstOtticc alleys.
Since the close of last seasons
race two new teams have been
added making the circuit a twelve
club organization. lndicat ons
point to close race. as the clubs
appear to be evenly matched.
The schedule for the first week,
as announced last night by Miss
Elizabeth Rawlings, president, fol-
lows:
Monday, Mount Pleasant VS..
Western Tn on.
Tuesday. City Postoffice vs. In
dependents.
Wednesday, Treasury VS.. Billies.
Thursday. Hilltoppers VS.. War
Department.
Friday. Sales Tax VS.. Internal
Revenue.
Saturday, Postofice Department
VS.. Registry.
These officers will direct the
Hebrew Inter-Club Bowling League
tn $ season: Joseph Messenger,
Rialto \. c.. president: Joe Levin
son, Y NJ. II. A, vice president: ::
Lew Silverberg, Apline. secretary
treasurer; Julius Sauber. Herzel
Club. scorekeeper.
The league will be composed of
RiaIto. Herzl. Alpine. Young
Friends, Kamel and Y. NJ. H. A.
The opening contest viii be played
Monday, October .. when the Y. NJ.
II. A. meets Herzl on the Grand
Central alleys.
The end of the first week Of the
knights Of Pyth h:as bowling l~acue
race finds the Calanthe and, A ma
ranth teams on even terms for first
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Chess Comment
News and Notes Of the Game
Rv H HELMS.

Devotees Of the ancient game NJ
chess had the pleasure OF witness
ing an expert chess player in 1ctioa
when Herman Helms played ainst
sixteen players simultaneously al
the Halifax. y. :. Y. NJ. {. a. Ia I
week. Nr. Helms uccerded in tai e
ing all but one game = 4. Lucas.
Halifax, having the satisfaction and
horor Of being the only one to de-
feat him.
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SEVENTH RACE-Mie and sixteenth.
up: claiming. Start good: ridden out;
off at J:4i. Winner j. W. CroftunS big. ,6I
j. W Crofton Value to winner Sl.l2l. 81;
U:4S % ia 3-5. l:42 3-5. / 40 2-5.
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dg strong lWly and she'd with arushP Plu
submit and at nd Blossom
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The end of the first week Of the
knights Of Pyth:as bowling hague
race finds the Calanthe and, ma
Iranth teams on even terms for first
The Washington herald., 1922-10-01

Purse. s1.42l.87. For 3-yeRr-oldS and
place driving. Went 10 post AT 5:43;
by Star Shoot-Busy Maid. Trained by
second. $500; third. SlOO. Time. O:24,
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Two-doIlar mutuels paid-Second Thoughts !
Due De Mnrny. $50. Second Thoughts sprinted
stretch turn and hung gsmelv in final drive.
far turn but followed second Thoughts at
down at end Due De Morny came throug
uutgamed sundial. Latter weakened last siXtee
som
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Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE
sY Or. FRANK CRANE
Copyright 1921. by Frank Crane)

don't want Government of Boil
sheWsm or Sovletism whiske people
6oshevlsm much removable whkers
as dspensabe soied of clothes
have recently them right the
and wish to testify that thoroughly with them
went to the performance which called
meaning Bat fancifui
and having nothing with the
much in calling this show Chauve Sous calling
George W. Peckinpaw in which there is ALL
It the artistic and soul refreshing theatrical peror.
nance however, that ! have seen in
It is play Americans play like that such
perfect
with ate art
It is the child like thing imaginable, and whatever
ehildIike and we'll enough done captvate
The show did under stand word.
which a relief for if had in
have tried to understand should have rtaed
But the language the mankind
play of like people,
There dancing. had about my
like dancing thought getting old
cranky, but discovered that that
society dancing, artificial posing.
tends be play But the dancing this performance
dancing children
into their work soul foremost and
of sIadness when children laughing
little all
OF all this might have been silly aateursh All
good narrowly the line the ridiculous But
Russian artists of their craft They
they dare be simple and they get with it,
seemed sat there Sat all the curtain and clouds
of distance and lies had been that
the people, that
people, Anxia Yezierska who
and the hope of the world.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
Register at Once

The importance of registering for the state and
county primary this year is greater than it has
been before for were matters of state policy
submitted to the people at a primary election.
This year, though, there will be several referred
constitutional amendments to be disposed Of the
primary election, and their disposition will be mat
ter greater than the fate of any candidate
for a nomination for office Without registration
for the primary, voters will have voice in their
disposition
We suppose that the contest within the Demo-
cratic party will serve to bring large registra
ton of Democrats in whom previous contests have
implanted the habit of registration But the absence
this year-has implanted in Republicans the habit
of not registering for the primary. If they yield to
that habit this year. the Republican party will have
little to say as to whether not these proposed
changes in the constitution shall be adopted If they
follow their usual of qualifying to vote only
at the general election, they will be voiceless
a matter which will be of greater moment than the
nomination of candidates.
Reports from offices of county recorders through
out the state indicate a fairly heavy Democratic
registration and ridiculousy small Republican reg
stration. Probably large number OF Republicans
have registered as they have done in the past.
Democrats That sort Of registration, of course, SO
far as the amendments concerned. will the
purpose honest registration, but it is
rather immoral procedure.
There only little than two
months for registration for the primary. We urge
upon all Republicans to record themselves before
the end of that time and wait for the supple
mental registration after the primary.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
TWENTY ARRESTED
BY GUARDSMEN FOR
ATTACK ON TRAIN

SALT LAKE CITY, June 16.-The
arrest of 20 men alleged to have par
ticipated in the attack on train
yesterday near Standardville, which
resulted in the killing of Deputy
Sheriff A. P. Webb and the wound
ing of Fl. Z. Lewis was effected yes
terday by members of four units Of
Utah National Guard which this
moxning established martial law in
the coal mining areas of Carbon
county where miners have been on
strike since April /.
The guardsmen also rounded up
800 miners. mostly foreigners, at
West Helper and searched them and
their homes for firearms. Inme-
diately upon detraining this morning,
Major Elmer Johnson, in command
of the state troops, had sentries post
ed on all roads leading TO and from
the towns and camps in the mine
areas.
In establishing martial law in the
area, Major Johnson informed Mayor
l.. r. Evans and City Marshall Jesse
Halvorsen that he would expect these
civil officers to continue the admin
istration of their normal civil func-
tions.
Because tie fatal shooting occurred
before the Establishment of martial
law, d putty Sheriff David NJ Adam
son and representatives of the county
attorneys office will conduct the
formal investigation of the affray
and viii question the 20 men who are
now held in custody in Helper.
Andrea Vulis, who was arrested
last n.gnt when he sought medical
attention for wounds alleged to have
been received when he was a mem
Der of th" party of men who fired on
the train, today escaped from his
captor, Deputy Sheriff W. \. Cook.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17

which their own governments allow them. Such an
amendment would Immediately bring us into conflict
with neghbors.
There is nothing in either of these amendments
that touches the main proposition or that recognizes
the real danger That is something that no more
in ship subsidy legislation than might
be in an ordinance of the village Of Pumpkinyile re-
latng to the laying out of street
The little Dutch boy who the waters OF the
zuyder Zee trickling Though the dyke and stuck ms
finger in the hole to stop the little erosion un'h
effective help would be brought to strengthen the
dyke did work which has brought him more or less
of Immortality But if he had the waves of the
sea sweeping the top OF the dyke. tearing away
great sections of it. would have been foolish lad
to attempt stop the flood by the finger plugging
process.
But that is what these two amendments propose to
doto stop up the little prohibition leak the neglect
of the inrush which is Washing out whole section
of the constitution. If by either of these futile
devices the shipping board could be induced to obey
the law, that would not settle the question which
their violation Of has raised. The encroachment
which has been begun would go at other points.
Not only is the Eighteenth Amendment menaced but
every part of the constitution is exposed to it.
1t is, of course. the volstead act which is being
violated but that rests the amendment and we
cannot violate any constitutional without doing
violence to the constitution. If the volstead act is
found to be inimcal to the public interest, let
appeal be made to the people, and if they desire
amendment repeal of it, let that be brought
about. Even let the constitutional amendment be
repealed if the people desire IT. for that be done
without injury to the constitution.
The question is the integrity of the const-
tuition; that is bigger by far than prohibition the
soldier bonus, the tariff; bigger than normalcy
prosperity. 1t is really the biggest thing that has
loomed up in America since Sumpter was fired upon.
1t is still bigger than that event Then there was
only dispute as to the rights of the South under
the constitution which it proposed to abandon The
shipping board claims rights under the Eighteenth
Amendment or any other law than the law of neces-
sty, and that is mo law. 1t is for the government
only of savages and of wild beasts.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
The Bio Question

The main question is not whether alcoholic
liquors shall be sold American ships. Nor is it
that more momentous question: Shall prohibition
stand or fall? 1t is. whether amendment to the
constitution ratified by all the states but two shall
be effective and the answer that will be an answer
to question whether the constitution itself shall
be binding; whether shall have basic law at all.
If not, there is nothing upon which the statutes of
the federal government and the states may rest The
floating American saloon becomes pitifuy ridicu-
lous thing. And for the moment national prohibition
has ceased to be vital matter. The thing of upper
most concern is the attack which has been made
upon the constitution.
The anti-prohibtonist who is at the same time
loyal citizen is no less concerned in the meeting
and repulse of the attack than the prohibtonist.
Both should meet it shoulder to shoulder And after
been repulsed then the question prohibition
may be disposed of in lawful and orderly procedure
But if prohibition should be destroyed in this attack
the constitution itself would be laid open
tion if not now, later time, when its
tions should become CALLING upon lawless element
which would be strengthened by precedent.
We are amazed at the futile measures which have
been proposed to meet this assault. the Bankhead
and the Edmonds amendments. The former which
proposes to withhold subsidies from American ves-
sells which liquor is sold is in itself recognition
of the right the violate the prohibition
law, but it proposes to induce them by threat not
to violate it; promising them financial reward
il they obey the law. We might with equal proprety
say to the murderer: I'VE will not hang you but if
you persist in murder. you shall be barred from such
benefits as we shah confer upon good citizens who
do not commit murder
The Edmunds amendment proposes to go beyond
all proper power by imposing will upon aliens
outside of jurisdiction. 1t proposes to make them
obey law which was formed for operation only
American SOIL 1t would not allow them to sell liquor
the high seas because own citizens Ameri-
can vessels not allowed to sell it. That is a form
of bribery OF American high bootleggers to be
~eod by forcing foreigners to sive UP the rights
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
LARDNER WEEKLY LETTER
By RING w. LARDNER
MAKE YOUR HUSBAND LAUGH AND AID HIS DIGESTION
To the editor:

To the editor:
OF course my readers has all heard
the old adage that laughter aids di-
gestion and the more cheerful per-
son is vile they are eating, why the
sooner they will digest their feed.
Well / always thought this was just
a kind of a gag like the one about
early to rise makeing man healthy,
wealthy and wise, but the other day
| was reading article signed by ?
guys named Bodmer which says that
it is really the truth and giveing rea-
sons for same.
1t seems like our stomachs lays
just below thing they call the dia
phragm and the way we digest our
meals is by this diaphragm jumping
up and down when we breath and the
stomach has got to jump with ii and
every jump kind of scatters things
around like they ought to be.
Well when we laugh the diaphragm
jumps all the harder and the stomach
along with it and that is the answer
to how the adage come to be made
up.
Well amongst all my men friends.
which is mostly 80 yrs. old and up,
| don't know none of them that don't
complain once in a vile that their
supper didn't set good and specially
since sympathetic gin became the
rage, SO it looks to me like this was
the time for all good women to come
to the aid of their husbands diges-
tion and the best way to begin is to
see to it that papa has laughter with
his meals.
The next question is how to make
him laugh and of course | can't give
YOU no gen rule as different men is
libel to laugh at different things and
what would be a WOW TO one husband
might make another sob his little
heart out.
A Whole Week of Humor
However it has been pretty we'll
proved that the best laugh getter for
the majority is physical humor like
for inst somebody kicking a police
man in the shins or old lady falling
ON icy sidewalk and breaking their
neck.
But it amt always convenient to
keep policemens and old ladys and
sidewalks in the dining rm. so we
will half to think up some other kind
of gags that the house wife can stage
without a whole lot of trouble
The one that comes to- mind 1st. is
the custard pie gag that can be
worked by the butler bringing in the
custard pie right after the soup
course. He sets down a piece of
cuStard pie in front of the lady of the
house. She looks at it and says
why you poor sap it amt time for
pie yet and she throws the pie in the
buffers. eye
If this don't keep the husband in
Mysteries the rest of the meal it
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
No Big Union

Organized labor may not always have acted with
wisdom but it has been foolish not to profit
by early mistake. The convention Of the Ameri-
Federation Thursday again voted down with
out opposition debate resolution to go Into one
big union
The fate Of the Knights of Labor sufficient
proof of the futlity of such amalgamaton of
industries whose interests likely at time to be
brought into conflict.
The strength of the federation lies in the auton-
omy of its member unions each of which bears much
the relation to the federation the states of
the Union do to the federal government Each state
preserves measure of autonomy and is able to deal
with its own peculiar problems. something it could
not do if the federal government were supreme over
all. We do not suppose that "bg union of states
could long survive. 1t would fall apart OF its own
weight The same fate would attend big union
of industrial workers.
Movements of farmers have been started from
time to time for the purpose of bringing agrcul-
turists into one great organization. They have all
failed. Now the farmers organizing along diff
ferent lines, in groups, each autonomous organ
zation but all of them resting the principle OF
cooperation each to work out its own problems and
to work together for the solution of such problems
as are common to ALL
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17

means that his taste don't run to the
physical. But if it does get a good
giggle out of him the same gag can
be pulled again about once a week
which is about as often as a joke
can be sprang and get appreciation.
Say then that she throws the pie
on Mondays. Tuesdays the butler
starts to bring in the soup and trips
on the dining rm rug He falls and
skins himself all up while the soup
spatters in all directions.
On Wednesdays the butler can be
going to the kitchen with load OF
dishes just as the I'd. butler is come
ing from the kitchen with another
load. The swinging door hits one
of them in the nose and floors him.
On Thursdays the servants is all
out and the wife herself cooks the
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
Braley Dolly Poem
MISSING
BY BERToN BRALEY
John McGurgle had done a crime
And feared the prospect of serving time

And feared the prospect of serving time.
He tried to think of a secret place
Where he might easily hide his face
He thought of Canada, Mexico.
Java, India, Borneo
But the trains were watched and the ships too,
And What said John, "am gonna do?
The cops swarming upon my trail
Intent putting into jail,
Il act quick or III surely be
Prisoneri"-then came a Great Idea
And John McGurgle. just overnight.
Vanished tee totally of sight!
Detectives sought him with dogged vim
But trace did they find of him.
And years fitting, decades passed
Till John McGurge showed up at last
Safe from the laws harsh condemnatons
Because of the statue of limitations
Where you hidden?" reporters Quered.
Where the secret spot you tarred?'
Il sought John, and he laughed in mirth,
The least conspicuous spot EARTH
And the perfect haven to which
Was the Capitol building Washington,
Where hid for years-'twas simple plan
Disguised of course Congressman
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
By Ripley

The Quartermasters. Association of
the Army is composed of officers of
the Regular Army. the reserve. and
the National Guard. who have had
experience in the work of the depart
ment, besides the business men.
Among its members are Elbert II.
Gray, Charles NJ. Schwab, Bernard
NJ Baruch julius Kruttschnitt. and
Frank A. Vanderlip.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17
ON MERCY OF COURT

CHICAGO, June 16.-Pleading that
she had stolen the money to go to
Hollywood to enter the moving pic
lures, Miss Laura Thomas, recently
brought back from California to face
charges of having taken 1850 from
her employers, was granted mercy by
Judge Harry Fisher today. Her
case was continued for two weeks
and the Judge indicated that he would
place her on probation.
Arizona republican., 1922-06-17

Speaking of unemployment in Arizona the state
highway department. wanting half-hundred men
for work the state highway Ash Fork at SO,
day had to call employment agencies in two
towns TO get them.