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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

NTOM SINS

For lands sake. help the farmer.
-
One crying need is more spanking.
W. talk about bad colds as If
there were good ones.
A man is known by the head he
keeps.
All the world hates a hater.
Georgia has a peach king. We
thought all Georgia peaches were
queens.
The world may be at peace, but
it Is hard to keep any in the family.
John D. says it is impossible to
get a none monopoly. John, how
ever, hasn't quit trying.
Blessed are the poor in spirits for
they shall have no bootleg raid.
Normally. here you are. Bryan is
campaigning.
A square meal doesn't cost a
round sum in a straight place.
-
We get a new day tomorrow, but
there is no use in wasting this one.
Any dog knows what is meant By
the wicked flea. He pursueth.
A crouch a day will keep COOL
luck away.
New Yorker whose wife broke a
fiddle over his head plays second
fiddle now.
The horse isn't as scarce on city
streets as horse sense.
Gloves are made from kid skins.
Perhap they skin the neighbours
kids.
Two-faced people don't double
their face value.
The Irish question is. When is
st. Patrick's day?".
Too many people are shaking
heads and too few shaking hands.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

Blessed are the poor in spirits for
they shall have no bootleg raid.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

John D. says it is impossible to
get a money monopoly. john, how
ever, hasn't quit trying.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

Normally. here you are. Bryan is
campaigning.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

The world may be at peace. but
it is hard to keep any in the family.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

A square meal doesn't cost a
round sum in a straight place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

Georgia has a peach king. We
thought all Georgia peaches were
queens.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-03-14

We get a new day tomorrow, but
there is no use in wasting this one.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
PARIS DRESSMAKERS
COMPLAIN OF SLUMP
Say Models Brought Out Last
Year Are Still Worn as
Easy to Make.

Special Gable to THE NEW YORK HERALD
Copyright, 1922, bv TIE New YORK HE1ALD
New York Herald Bureau,
Paris. Oct. !.
Whereas the dressmakers in Paris la
ment the slump in business and COM
plain that the model of a robe chemise
they brought out last year has been
copied and still is worn to-day because
it is easy to make. the furriers are not
so gloomy for they have found some
thing original in furs. This. the very
latest. is a brown and orange fur coat
so cut as to represent weird cubist de-
signs. Parts of the fur are dyed orange
and other parts brown.
Other styles seen recently include nat
ural undyed skunk fur worn as a trim
ming for a green cloth costume. Dyed
fur evidently will be stylish in Paris this
winter Pale almond and green furs are
said to be highly successful. Plaid furs
also are conspicuous, one being com
bination of dark green work with Kid
hat and soft furry chin strap.
Hats also have undergone trans
formation. a skull cap resembling that OF
the medieval archer and practically
without trimming being one of the most
successful at q recent race track meet
ing Apparently there is no happy
medium as 10 the size OF hats. Either
they appear too large or too small
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
CONFISCATED RUM SHIP
RIOTS AT CADIZ DOCK
Spanish Agent Fined $4,000,
but Sum Not Collected

speciaI Gable TO THE New YORK HERALD.
Copyright, f92e, by THE New York HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Oct. ..
The Spanish Ministers of Marine and
Finance are worried about what they
should do with the liquor smuggling
schooner Corona Monilia, which las
summer was held up twenty-five miles
outside of New York by gunmen 10 ~
unknown vessel and robbed of liquors
estimated to be worth sJoO,ccO whiCh
were bound for Greece.
Because the vessel arrived a: Cad.z
without the liquors scheduled a fine vi
$4,000 has been imposed on the Span
ish agent of the Globe Shipping Corr
pany OF New York. which registered the
ship under a special provisional license
issued by Eduardo Higginson, Peruvian
Consul at New York.
As the Globe Shipping Company ap-
parcntly las gone out of business ami
its former directors are scattered. he
finds II impossible to collect. lie has
therefore appealed TO the Spanish Gov
ernment, hut has been told that the
American Government has now confis
Gated the vessel. although making 10
move TO order it from Cadiz appar.
entity prcferring TO Let IT rot at tie
docks rather than mix in the contra
band scandal
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
SOVIETS STILL SEND
EXILES TO SIBERIA
Scientists and Professors
Sentenced to Deserts and
Salt Mines.
OTHERS ARE DEP0RTED
Group of 81 Go to Berlin Be-
cause Teachings Excite
Reds Suspicious.
OTHERS ARE DEP0RTED

Special Coble to THE New YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1929, bU THE New YORK HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Berlin. Oct. :.
Many intellectuals in Russia are still
being eXiled to the salt mines and
deserts of Siberia, according to a party
of eighty-four intellectuals who have
reached Berlin after deportation by the
Soviets. Among them are professors,
writer's, journalists, economists, scien-
lists and teachers of the Petrograd
philosophical school.
I'VE did not violate any laws" sal
Prof Sorokin, "but in our teaching we
aired questions which we considered of
scientific Importance Our understand
ing Of these questions is contrary to
that of the Soviet representatives. This
difference OF opinion as we'll as the gen
eral suspicion arising from it led to our
banishment. However. we are glad that
we were deported instead of exiled 10
the deserts of Siberia as many of our
associates have been"
The professor added that Russia
could be described in two words. luxury
and misery. Everything can be pur-
chased. he said, by those who are plenti-
fully supplied with money. yet there is
more misery and want in Russia than in
any other place i'll the world. He be-
lieves that the principle of private prop
erty will soon be reestablished.
1.-THE condition OF the universities is
dreadful" he continued. There is
nothing that can be called real uni
versity, not even an elementary or
middle school,"
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
AMERICANS CAN INVEST
MARKS IN GERMANY
Government Not Opposed, but
Plan Thought Risky.

sreoio, Cable to TIE New YonK HERALD.
coptioht. 1872. by THE NEW YORK HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Berlin. Oct. :.
The German Government and Ger
nan manufacturers are not opposed 10
the investment OF German marks now
held in America in Germany, as Is
planned by the enterprise with wnlcn
Franklin u. Roosevelt is said to be
identified. In fact. the Deutsche Bank
is studying the methods for such busi-
ness, and one of the advisers OF Herr
Pochwadt a manufa cturer OF surgical
Instruments. told THE NEW YORK
HERALD correspondent that he had been
perfecting a scheme along these lnes
for the last year and half.
"Such enterprise presumes that the
mark will improve" he said. 1T is
inevitable that stabilization Is ahead.
believe I may promise that mark
holders who bought them at sixty to
the dollar will have an opportunity to
recover their money
This optimism Is not shared by Ameri-
ican commercial circles here. An Amer
ican business expert said he did not
see any reason for this new form of
speculation when 1t was possible to-day
to change marks into dollars.
why invest this money In Germany.
which Is more unsettled to-day than
IL has been?" he asked. Industry can
rot offer any security against political
disaster. and the profits on real estate
stand chance of being taxed away
through the needs Of the Government"
German experts assert that the state
ment that there are $1,000. .0O0.ce0 marks
in America Is ridiculous. DR.. Pinner
and other experts put the amount in
America at around 25.ooO,0co.00O.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
AUSTRIAN LABORERS
PARLEY WITH FISTS
Workers Called to Confer.
ences Beat the Managers.

Special Co0le TO THE NEW YORK HERsLD.
Copyright. 1879. bV THE Nrw losK HERALD.
VIENNA, Oct. Labor troubles In
many Austrian factories are assuming
such a dangerous aspect that the en-
ployers are threatening to shut down
rather than negotiate with their no;
headed employees who are demanding
an increase In pay and shorter hours.
At Berndorf. near Vienna. factory
owned by Krupp, cousin OF the
Krupps OF Essen. Germany. q COM
mlttee Of workers was admitted 10 a
conference with the management in a
private office The members OF the
committee attacked the owner. who was
rescued with difficulty. while the sccre-
tary OF the concern. who IL an invalid.
was so badly beaten that he may lose
his eight.
A similar incident occurred at the
Held Mills In Stockerea, where workers
recently dragged out the manager and
beat him into unconsciousness.
Investigation shows that tho chief Of
tenders are youths OF IS and TO- insti-
gated by Communist leaders. The
older workmen invariably are found 20
be opposed to such tactics.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
SMOKERS IN FRANCE
OBJECT TO HIGH TAX
Instead Suggest Levies on
Face Powder, Lip Sticks
and Beautifiers.

Special Cable to The NEW YoRK HERALD.
Copyright, 1929, By The NEW YORK HERALp.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Oct. 5.}
The smokers of French tobacco are
worried once more. Following rumors
that the price of tobacco was going up,
representatives of the Smokers League
called on the Minister of Finance, who
has control of the manufacture OF to-
bacco. and pointed out to him that every
time difficulties were encountered in
making Frances budget balance it was
always the pockets Of the smokers which
were hit. They threatened to strike in
the sense that they will not buy any
more tobacco if the price is increased.
In a manifesto presented to the Min
lister of Finance the smokers state that
the time has come for some other meas
ures to be found for increasing the
revenue, as nero man already pays
enough They suggest that henceforth
women should share in the taxation by
a. tax on face powder which, while IL
may be used for a more aesthetic pur-
pose, is no more necessary than snuff.
Also lip sticks and other beautifiers
might come in for their share, they sus-
gest. and add. perhaps not too gal
lantly: "Who knows that the taxation
of such articles might not have many
beneficial effects? The Government
would find the money needed and man
possibly would at last be given a chance
TO look on woman's natural facial fea-
lures"
The New York herald., 1922-10-08

Hp'cdt Cube 70 TIE NEW NOsh HERALD.
Copyright 1879, by THE NEW York IIEsup
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris, Oct. :.
Following the defeat Of Georges Car
pontier attempts arc being made in Paris
TO prohibit boxing henceforward. Coun-
cilor Luquet in long report 20 the
President OF the Council and the Prefect
OF Police points out that bull fights
we're forbidden because they were con-
sidered cruel and brutal. and he states
that he finds the exhibition OF two men
hitting and hurting each other Is equally
brutal. He says that such fights can
have no beneficial effect upon tho future
Of the nation. but that the contrary Is
often the case.
VI. Luquet remarks that he has no.
ticed since the Siki-Carpentier night that
school children have given up their
usual toys and think Of nothing else but
boxing. often dangerously intlring ono
another At the end OF his report NJ.
Luquet asks that either boxing be COM
pletely forbidden or else no publicity
given to boxing matches. which he
thinks should take place behind closed
doors. with purses much smaller than
those offered to-day.
The Prefect Of Police has stated that
he has no power to prohibit fights in the
CO pital unless they are OF rowdy
character. Sports in general have taken
sutii a strong hold upon the people that
II IL extremely improbable that IupIet'-
proposition n viii be put to vote.
n
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
TWIN SCHOOLBOYS
BAFFLE TEACHERS
Two Youths in Windsor Show
Remarkable Similarity Of
Brain Development.

Special Gable to The NEW YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1922 bV THE New YORK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
London. Oct. =.
Twins who not only look so much
alike that they cannot be distinguished
except by their parents but show such a
remarkable similarity of brain develop
ment that they are battling even their
teachers are Willis and frankie Allen
of Windsor. They are nine years old,
sturdy and clever youngsters, who have
travelled life thus far without the
slightest Individual trait being revealed.
J. r. Rae. their head master reports
their progress in eight subjects in school
as so coincidental that their teachers are
constantly mixing UP their marks; but
il matters little because they are always
the same They have passed with the
identical average, and they sit together
and speak and act alike, though their
father says they do not prepare their
lessons together.
Mr.. Rae suggests that 1t may be an
extraordinary case OF telepathy. When
showing off the boys he asked them TO
spell several words separately, and both
made the same mistakes in the same
words.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08

Special Gable 10 TIE NV } oSK liEf.tp.
Copyright l022. by rms NEw YoHS llFEALn.
New York Herald bureau.
Paris. Oct. :.
News which VIII be received with
mixed feelings I'm cc-LoTraine is
contained in the official announcement
than in less than three months the
almost independent regime which has
been practiced by the French re-
conquered provinces will cease to exist
At the beginning Of the new year the
two provinces will be split into depart
ments and gradually reunited 10 the
n1otherland. The administration OF
these departments VIII be similar TO
that ia other departments OF France
The separation between tho state and
tho Church which under tho present
regime has been tolerated will no longer
exist.
More than likely eXpressiono OF dis
satisfaction will come from church
circles. while the liberal Alsatians and
Lorrainers will be strongly IN avor OF
attachment TO the home country. The
office OF High Commissioner in .llssce-
Lorraine is TO be abolished aud all adj
ministraton and legislation win bc IN
the hands OF the Ministry OF tho In
terror. Tho system which has been an
piled since the war reminds many in
habltants TOO much OF the German
regime and has caused many die
turbances IN tho two provinces Tho
German nationals still will be tolerat ted
In the two new departments. but they
will be refused al official employment
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
BERNARD SHAW OBJECTS
TO OXFORD ACCENT
Does Not Want Actors to
Understand His Plays.

Special cable 10 THE NEW YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1929. by TIfr Nrw YoRK HEnMp.
New York Herald Bureau.
London. Oct. :.
The oxford accent has been COZ
demned by George Bernard Shaw rs
likely to prove provocative in certain
circles and he and Prof. Daniel Jones
OF London University strongly advocate
standard pronunciation by Engl.s'.
speaking peoples in order that Inter
course between them might he made
easier. shaw wants Sir JJhnstone
Forbes -Robertson's pronunciation taken
as standard. while Prof. Jones prefers
10 have tho Board of Education cstab-
lish a standard.
Shaw occupied the chair while Prof.
Jones lecturcd at University College on
the advisabilitv OF scrapping accents
peculiar to countries and districts. NJ.
Shaw said that any ono speaking the
oxford accent might be Knocked down
ma mining village. Taking Forbes-
Robertson's pronunciation as an ideat
Mr.. Shaw said.
Ills pronunciation goes all over the
world unchallenged-evcn IN AMERICA
would siigggest tina, a phonograph rec.
ord be made with these words attached:
This is the way Forbes-Rooertson
speaks. Speak the same way and youT
social position will never be chal-
lenged.'"
Mr.. Shaw complained OF the great
difficulty OF getting actors to speak as
he wanted them to speak and said 1t
should be possible for an author 20
write scrip in English that conveys
to the actor as much as scrip ny
Wagner conveys to n musician. II do
not want actors and actresses TO under
stand my plays" Mr.. Shaw continued
THAT is not necessary. IL they VIII
only pronounce tho correct sounds
can guarantee the result
Prof. Jones complained that the north
Of England does not readily understand
the south, while the school children OF
London cannot converse with the chill
dren OF Edinblrgh
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
Halid Edib HanOum Also
Bears Title of Angora
Minister of Education.
FOUGHT AGAINST GREEKS
Was Student at American Col
lege i'm Stamboul Despite
Sultan's Protests.

Special Cable to THE New YORK HERALD.
Copyright, 1929. b. THE New York HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Oct. !.
Minister of Education. First Military
Adviser to the Commander-in- Chief
Such are the titles proudly borne by
Halid Edib Hanoum, who probably
will go down in history as the woman
behind Mustapha Kemal Pasha.
1t was Halid Edib, according to re-
ports from the Near East, who induced
Kemal to undertake an offensive
against the Greeks in the attempt to
regain for Turkey the territory wrested
frc m her by the treaty of Sevres.
Halid Edib is 50 years old. She was
born in Constantinople and first at
tracted attention when at fourteen she
entered the American college in Stam-
boul despite the protestations of the
Sultan in person. At sixteen she pub
lished a book violently attacking the
Turkish costumes of that day in re-
gard TO women. She objected to wear
ing a veil. and pronounced herself
vehemently against harems, which she
termed degrading.
During the war she was a fervent
Nationalist. She had separated from
her husband in 1920. BY many ruses
she succeeded in lodging the allied cor
don at the Dardanelles and reaching An
CORA. where she introduced new ideas to
the Nationalist politicians. She created
schools both for men and women, where
she inculcated her principles, indis-
pensable TO the emancipation Of Turkish
women.
Presented to Kemal, Halid Edib made
such an impression that he Immediately
As..to 4 l.. t,.s, zFI T.,
addition to this title she is an officer in
Kemal's army, where she herself car
red a rifle and helped in routing the
Greeks from Asia Minor. Reputed to
be tall and beautiful. Halid Edib has so
remarkably won the affection and re-
spect Of the Nationalist party that un-
doubtedly she will achieve further fame
when Turkey regains the lost territory
she is now negotiating for.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
PARIS PAPER SPEAKS
INSTEAD OF PRINTING
The Parole Libre' Clues News
Lectures to Subscribers.

Special Gable 10 THE New YORK HrnaLp.
Copyright, Ioss, bv THE New yo.K rrrs.tp.
New York Herald Bureau.
Paris. Oct. Z.
A new departure in the newspaper
world OF Paris has just been inaugu-
rated by the Libre Parole. The daily
itself has ceased to exist and what is
now known as the Parole Libre has been
substituted. This title indicates the
newspaper is now spoken instead OF
printed.
This is done in the form OF semi
weekly lectures TO which subscribers
and buyers OF the daily are invited. At
these meetings the current events are
read off by the editors. while prominent
persons are called in to discuss impor-
tant events, this being a substitute FOR
editorials. The price OF admittance has
been fixed at two francs.
The reporters and editors are paid on
their former schedule, which is now
based on time instead Of the number OF
lines \ quarter OF an hour represents
$40 lines. Among the most recent
"editorials' was one by the finance re-
porter. NJ. BokanowslSi. who spoke on
Frances financial difficulties. At the
next conference It is planned to take up
the Near East situation. A prominent
member OF the French Parliament will
be In the chair.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
Activity in Every District
Where the Coverts Are
Well Stocked.
BUT HOUNDS ARE DEAREE
Prince of Wales Takes House
to Hunt With BadmintOn
Pack.

Special Cable TO THE Nrw YORK HERALD.
COPYRIGHT, 1929. 6v TIE New YORK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau..l
London, Oct. ..
Another hunting season is here, and
seeded by steeplechasing and polo play
ers will turn to the big hunters. who.
instead of carrying the riders over a
small field, will take them over fields.
bitches. fences, rivers, roads and hills
in the snappy. exhilarating, frosty
English winter mornings or wet,
slithery days.
The grand old sport whose death
healthier condition and is better pat
ronized than it has been for a long
time. At present there is activity In
every hunting district where the COW
erts are we'll stocked with foxes.
While we'll bred hounds were never
dearer. sportsmen are busy equipping
themselves with them. as we'll as with
the best hunters in England and Ire
land.
Most of them are thanking the old
graybeards and women who brought
the hunters through the hard war days.
Great and needed impetus has been
given to hunting this season by the fact
that the Prince OF Wales has taken
house near Malmesbury, close to his
cousins estates and for six months will
hunt with the Badminton pack owned
by the Duke OF Beaufort.
This season needed such encourage
ment as a bad summer will affect the
sporting section of a hunting commu-
nifty. A bad farming season invariably
reacts unfavorably on fox hunting. IL
means that the farmers cannot stand
much damage TO their property from
hunting causes and that fewer OF them
! win be able 10 attend the hunts--it
warns the heart OF n master OF the
bounds to see a large portion OF the
farmers sons and daughters at a hunt,
for obvious reasons
A bad summer. however. also has an
other effect Last autumn the hunters
cried for rain. This year through an
overdose of rain thousands OF acres or
corn were not cut during the last weeks
[ in September. which means that scores
OF foxes have found temporary homes
In the corn. This DELAYED cub hunting
for nearly a month. and though the go
| ing this year Will be infinitely better
than last year. when the great fissures
in the parched land ruined dozens OF fine
horses, the fox will require more hunt
ing.
| From dozens OF hunts that have taken
place all over England come reports that
ine season Is to be expected Owners
Of famous packs, many Of which arc
noT mastered by women. say chat there
are plenty OF foxes and that the dogs
are in fine condition. The number OF
days for hunting has been increased and
despite the trouble in Ireland there is
a good flow OF hunters from there.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08
ITALIAN REVENUE MEN
FIND QUEER OFFENDERS
Peddler, Taxed 10000 Lire,
Was Coal Sale Intermediary.

Special Cable TO THE NEw YORK HERALb.
Copyright 1899, bV THE NEW YorK HEsALp.
New York Herald Bureau.
Rome. Oct. ..
The Italian revenue agents who are
still engaged in running down war
profiteers sometimes choose queer prey.
A fortnight ago they began search
for one Francesca Oglietti in Milan.
down in the Governments books as a
shameless coal dealer during the war.
and taxable at 1000 lire.
When thoy found him. francesca
proved to be a pushcart peddlar who
slept on the steps Of the cathedral. and
never knew where his noon day plate
OF spaghetti was coming from. 1t de-
veloped that he had acted as an inter-
mediary in a coal sale. but in his most
snmptuous days owned not even a
lodging house bed.
Recently in Naples an obscure fruit
vender was pursued by the agents for
ooO. 900 lire. excess profits tax. He COM
mitted suicide out OF sheers amazement.
The New York herald., 1922-10-08

Special Cable TO THE New YORK HERALD
Copyright. 1899, by THE New YORK HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Berlin, Oct. :.
Many Of Germany's new rich are
already back in the ranks of the
poor declares a committee OF Of
icials who have just completed an in
vestisation of government pawn shops
In Berlin. Days of enormous spending
during and after the war have brought
number of those who won riches
through chance rather than through
business acumen back to their former
level. The pawnshops were found hlled
with expensive articles typical of the
choice of new rich. But few workmen's 8
names were found in the lists of pawn
shop patrons, whereas they formerly
constituted the majority Of customers.
Two-thrds of the patrons we're OF the
middle and upper classes. LdkeWise the
percentage of articles redeemed has
dropped immensely. Formerly the work
insmen's wives redeemed most OF the
articles which their light living hus-
bands pawned to provide themselves
with spending money while their wives
handled their family budgets.