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The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
HERE is IDEAL PHILOSOPHER
Happy Man Gets Rid of Trouble by
the Simple Process of Burning
Them Up.

by George, but this is fine day ="
exclaimed one man as he met another
on the street.
''Yes, SO 1t is" was agreed. "You
are looking very happy this morning."
Happy? l haven't been SO happy In
three months.''
"What has occasioned your happi-
ness?" was asked.
"When my mail came In an hour ago
it brought to me coal bill, bill from
the grocer, letter from my landlord
raising my rent, and doctors bill two
years old. Also notice that my taxes
had not been paid and gas and elec-
tric light bill.'
ut was enough to fairly crush one
and can't see how you can be happy"
'Why, it is very simple thing. All
1 had to do was to put the bills in the
fire, and forget all about their arrival.
Yes, sir, it is mighty pleasant day
When you have trouble on your mind
the best way is to burn 1t up."-St.
Louis Globe Democrat.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
Still, It Must Be Admitted That Thief
Had Logic Of Matter on
His Side.

A man was charged in Glasgow with
stealing herring-barrel. After the
charge had been proved the accuser
addressed the magistrate:
"'Deed, Sir Bailie, the man at the
bar is great rogue = the stealing O.
the barrel is nothing to some of his
tricks. He stole my sign-board last
week, and what does your honor think
he did with it?"
THAT would be hard for me to say"
replied the magistrate.
"Weel, SIR" said the witness, "Ill
tell We. He brought it into my ain
shop, WI my ain name on 1t, an offered
to sell 1t to me. as he said he thought
it would be o. mair use to me than
anybody else"
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Already Decided.

Leonard is a four-year-old Fair
mount Jad, who adores his daddy. Re
Gently he, his father and his mother
and his little sister went for a visit
with his grandmother in neighboring
village. In passing through Marion
they stopped at stand to have their
shoes shined. The presiding genius of
the shoe shining establishment, while
at work on Leonard's shoes, said:
"Well, my little man, what are you
going to be when you grow up?'
"a daddy was the prompt reply
Indianapolis News.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

fects reign supreme, the collars on
coats of new mode take the form OF
lined scarves with fringed ends.
In the accompanying illustration all
the above mentioned style points are
verified in handsome model OF navy
kasha cloth lined. with sand colored
mar0cain crepe.
With the thought Of playtime clothes
for children, to the uninitiated, the
roseate view presents itself; Of spick-
and-span garments datntily FASHIONED
with frills and fluttering bows.
Mothers, who know from experience.
look At 1t diferently. rhey demand
durability and real service. plus at
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

finishing details and facings are de-
pended upon for flashes of color. That
is, navy Is styled with solid red or tan
trimmings. black with gray is very
fashionable, brown with the new toast
color, and so on. Which leads to an
interesting item, VIZ, handbags and
hosiery; also hats are designed this
season with view to carrying the
color scheme throughout the costume
ensemble.
AS to fabrics, perelaine, kasha cloth,
poiret twill, and especially tweed in
heather colors are favored
This being season when scarf ef-
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Denver School Builds New Home.

penver.-The School of Commerce.
h Denver University has purchased Il
lite at Twentieth street and Glenarm
.taee and will begin construction of
/ new building this month. The plot
|opposite the civic center first selected
| has been given mp in Difference 10 the
protests against interfering with the
frlan Of civic betterment involving the
4 rse Of the latter site. The new struc-
|ture will measure T5NlOO feet and will
|tOn,ain two stories and basement.
|li will be fitted not only with class
|rOOms, but with offices, clubrooms and
"a large gymnasium. Its cost, including
|the land. will approximate $4,000.
lThe School of Commerce is now To-
Gated at 1643 Champa street and ut
Thirteenth avenue and Bannock street.
but still ii is necessary to hold classes
5nthe lObbies and halls. The new
building will be ready for use before
phe opening Of the new term next Sep
tember.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
MAN TO BE CONGRATULATED
Poor eookkeeper Was Doing His Re
joicing Over the Arrival of
Twins by Proxy.

"Reformers can talk about the evils
of race suicide as they will, nobody
in these days Of high prices consider.
large family q blessing"
DIR. Hahnemann Morfit, the Chicago
eugenist, was addressing che Birth
Control league.
"Even the reformers,' he went
on. "seem to advocate large families
for other people rather than fOI
themselves. They are like Bunker.
Bunker. you look blooming sait
his boss. What are you rejoicing
over this fine morningT
"I am rejoicing, SIR said Bunker
the poor bookkeeper, over the brit
of twins
"'Humph. Congratulations sait
the boss dubiOusly.
"'Oh, said Bunker, don't congrat
ulate me. sir. Congratulate George
Evans, my worst enemy. He's tht
lucky man. Detroit Free Press.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

ments, for, of course, she is wearing
one of these new one-piece jersey knit
dresses which all the shops are dis
playing Knitted outerwear apparel
for youth and adult is the big thought
of the day.
AS to jersey knit Juvenile garments,
they are blessing to mother as well
as to child. First of all, they are eco
nomical. Not only is this so from the
standpoint of cost price they are sur
prislngly inexpensive, but they solve
the laundry problem. Again, at the
spring of the year, when children per-
sist in casting aside their wraps, these
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

one egg, add one cupful of sour cream,
level teaspoonful of soda, two cup
fuls of pastry flour, one-half teaspoon
full of cinnamon and pinch Of salt.
Mix well and bake in layer tins, top
each with boiled frosting; substituting
one-half the quantity of maple sugar
for the frosting.
Cheese cakes.-Scald two and one
half cupfuls of sour milk, strain
through n cheese cloth and add one
cupful of sugar to the drained curd,
four egg yolks slightly beaten, the
Juice and grated rind of lemon and
one-fourth of teaspoonful of salt.
Line small patty tins with pastry, fill
with the mixture and sprinkle with
chopped almonds and nutmeg. Bake
until the mixture is firm in the CEN
tiers.
Fla Souffle.-Cook five washed figs
in n light sugar syrup until very soft,
drain and cut in very fine bits. Beat
the whites of four eggs until stiff,
add one-half cupful of sugar and
pinch of salt; continue beating until
we'll blended then fold in the figs and
add grated orange peel to flavor. Turn
the mixture into buttered and sugared
custard cups, set into pan of water
and bake until firm. Serve with sugar
and whipped cream.
creoles.-Beat three eggs until
thick. add gradually one cupful of
soft light brown sugar. Mix and sift
three-fourths of cupful of flour with
one-half teaspoonful of salt, one-fourth
Of n teaspoonful of ginger. Add to the
erst mixture and beat three minutes.
Add one and one-half cupfuls of Pc
can nut meats. Fill small f1uted tins
two-thirds full of the batter and bake
f,fteen minutes. Spread with maple
frosting and decorate with one-half Of
a pecan meat pressed in the center
of each.
Tomato celery sauce.-Chop one
onion. one green pepper and large
bunch of celery. Mix, add two and
one-half cupfuls Of canned tomato
from which the liquor has been
drained. one and one-half teaspoon
fails of salt, two tablespoonfuls Of
ail.spice berries and two-thirds Of
cupful of vinegar. Let simmer one
and one-half hours.
NA No. ~s4Q
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
aalnullnllhz ST7
Distinctive Spring Wraps;
School and Play Garments


IF ONE plans to buy spring wrap
and new frOck to wear under il
well and good! If. however, one must
choose between the two, considering
the fickleness of spring weather. the
better part of wisdom Is to decide in
favor of the wrap.
There is calm assurance in the
happy possession of an outer garment
which not only bespeaks style, but
which fortifies against cool breezes.
Paris says long waist lines and
blouse effects. The advance coat mod.
els show these tendencies.
Another style point is contrasting
color effect. The lining together with
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
'uoae Releases Mode, prison.r

biDenWorth, Kan.-After serving
H., w. years of a life term for mur-
|krom ~ nh Jones has been released
|lyhen W. W.. FEDERAL penitentiary here.
bs .., warden Biddle notified Jones of
|nnocenoa .ne prisoner declared his
that ento. iou may think 1t strange
Der and eu na' u plea of guilty to mur-
Eent, I'm, ~" ueclare that l am inno-
lence1 Io did 1t to escape mob vio-
pas nor nes v, told the warden. Jones
kince lt,a 'Vruted W single prison rule
i'' Warden Biddle said.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

uae',Vehess. s.a, The ideal garment must
s.ahd the wear and tear of romn and
pay and still look neat and pretty
rom the kiddie's standpoint, where
's 'he f'in of being all dressed up when
we go wadlng or turn somersaults or
make mud pies, or play ball? Wbat
we ch'idren want is something that
"oh spot or muss or look all
wrinkly" N
"eii' here 1t is, klddies, dear Just
what you are looking fori Jersey knit
roihpers and dresses, which will not
wrinkle or muss up no matter how
hard you play in them! Ask big sister
what she thinks of jersey knit gar.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

Into the SHE'LL, cover with well but
tered crumbs and let brown in the
oven. Wrap the outside of the shell
with a thick paper to keep the heat
from destroying the color Of the she'll
Green Butter.-This is nice to serve
with various dishes on any occasion
when green Is to be the color note.
Wash two ounces of fresh parsley
and cook until tender in just the
water that clings to the leaves, adding
no more unless there is danger of
burning. When tender pound to a
paste with n little anchovy for flavor
and mix with three ounces Of butter,
mixing well. Press the whole through
fine sieve and keep on ice until
ready to serve. AS garnish for fish
this is especially attractive.
Ribbon Salad.-For each service
place slice of fresh or canned pine
apple on two or three heart leaves Of
lettuce; on the pineapple place two
sections each of orange and grape
fruit free from all membrane; be-
of an apple, with bright red peeling
left on. Serve with mayonnaise.
Hot Rice With Hot Chocolate
Sauce.-Mlx one-half cupful of rice
with one teaspoenful of salt, one-half
teaspoonful Of grated nutmeg, one
third of a cupful of sugar, one-half
cupful of raisins, with one quart of
scalded milk. Turn into buttered
baking dish and bake slowly for two
hours, stirring occasionally during the
first hour. After two hours add one
pint of cold milk and continue baking
three-fourths of an hour longer Serve
with hot chocolate sauce.
Sponge Cake custard.-Spread
slices of sponge cake with raspberry
or currant jam. Arrange them in a
buttered, paper-lIned pudding. dish,
sprinkled with finely crushed peanut
brittle. Beat three eggs, add one-half
teaspoonful of salt, three tablespoon
fuls Of sugar and pint of hot milk.
Pour over the cake and bake until firm.
Serve hot or cold.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIES
WITH "DIAMOND DYES"

Each package of Diamond Dyes con-
tains directions SO simple any woman can
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses.
skirts, waists. coats. stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia-
mond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot.
fade, streak or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye 10
wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cot
ton or mixed goods.-advertisemen
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Aom'ts Having Eleven Wives,

iluanapolis, lnd.-Confessing that
Ir, "'' Aad eleven wives, some of
~" ne does not even remember by
4 H1e' w, Isaiah Moore, 80, alias George
RIpam, is held here, charged with
n,as ' una embezzlement. Moore ad-
E,ms su aefrauding several women of
Eb,rnoa v, money, police say. Moore is
Id, ssu s,', WIN embezzling $500 from his
Ichoo, I,e' MISS Harriet Evans, now a
Iow. Sv'' teacher in a northern Indiana
here o, ne Is said to have deserted her
One week after marriage.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Young Dodge Gets Jail Term.

Detroit.-John Duval Dodge, mil
lonaire son of the late John II. Dodge.
|the Detroit automobile manufacturer,
Iwas sentenced to five days in the
|house Of correction and fined 500 by
Fudge Charles l.. Bartlett, in Re.
|cofder's Court when lie admitted driv.
Pug his automobile twenty-three miles
|an hour-three miles in excess of the
|speed limit.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Hard on Grandma.

In a school not so far from Indian
apolis the first grade teacher taught
the children to say "yes man," and
mo, man,
One of the children was telling this
at home to grandma.
Grandma answered, "Well, that is
proper"
The child said, "Pr"per nothing.
never heard of such thing before"
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
NAME "BAYER" is ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
Take Tablets Without Fear, If You
See the Safety "Bayer
Cross"

If you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for
over twenty-one years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita-
ons.-Advertisement.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Old and GRAY,

A woman and her niece were stand
ing at the brink of the Grand canyon.
Finally the woman spoke, 'Do you
know, my dear she said, 81 think the
canyon is beginning to show its age
It's lots dirtier than when 1 was here
six years ago"
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
ob.ys Instructions to Get cat.tai,..

huntington, w. Va.-"GO out and
Ee' some cat-tails," teacher at En-
sn school here instructed students
Y d oolany class, A 14-year-Old lad,
|NnoSe name is Withheld, turned up the
r,ea' day, with the bloody tails of sew
= mouse cats. 81 chopped 'em off with
pride.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Gold Coast Shaken BY Bomb.

su'aso'-Ihe Gold Coast" the
E.vl,e tn Ol many of Chicago's wealthiest
/. Ia'nl''es' was shaken to its foundations
i, pomb exploded at the home of
A'uerhan Charles J. Agnew.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

Let future generations harvest the
gains In peace which shall rest in part
on today's discovery that war can new
er be depended upon hereafter to do
other than make everybody poor-some
worse off than others, but long, heavy
misery of taxation for all concerned
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
lS,s''alners Sss' Demand Compensation.

New u Hdhd Compensation.
baypv ,,,,. ,a,,o,rk'-Appreclative, but nom
Been s,,a lie'ess amateurs, who have
korld n rs at home listening to
kdct Of .eps ~ entertainments, face an
in fin. 'ne Actors Equity Associa-
bsId for '. -, such performers must be
|asde th.. ."e,r work. Announcement is
sn has ma. In, ,he council of the assocIa-
(enpetis.sf us ruled lied, that the raSdiophone IL
aose wbs s ,%,,I w,th the theater and that
(hg appsras,,. U lux or sing in thu, tr9psinit-
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

The manufacture, sale or keeping
on stock of matches containing phos-
phorus is Illegal in Belgium.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
Spirit That Makes for Victory.

A handful of pine-seed will coveI
mountains with the majesty of greer
forest, and so too will set my face
to the wind and throw my handful o.
seed on high.-Fiona Maclead.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

1t for a shell to
bake macarOni
with cheese. Cook
one cupful of
macarOni in salt
ed water until
tender, drain and
put with well sea.
sannfl 1uhifa Sanna
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
he
/ CABINET

Copyright. 1922. Western Newspaper Union
glimpse Of sunshine. a sparkle of
dew,
A cloud and a rainbow's warming,
Suddenly sunshine and glints of blue,
An April day In the morning.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

little lightweight wool rompers and
sweaters prevent catching cold"
Clever pockets are in the extended
sides of the rompers shown here. This
garment buttons at the back across the
waist line and up the center.
Note the cunning yoke In the dress.
The original model is in navy with
scarlet collar and cuffs. The clever
patch pockets are bordered with red
and there is tie-girdle to match.
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
MORE TO EAT

A delicious little morsel found in
dainty tea room is toasted bread and
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
WHAT TO EAT

After using the center from an
Edam cheese, save the shell and use
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

butter spread
w 1T h S C r a p e d
maple sugar and
cinnamon Well
mixed.
Maple Sugar
Cream Cake
Mix one cupful Of
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24
No Up to Dates Ones.

North-''Has Alice any of the old
fashioned vlrtues?" West" / suppose
so-most of them are"
The Ordway new era., 1922-03-24

Commercial Inquiries answered and
information gladly furnished without
I'm. Address any firm above.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-05-10
Children Hold
May Festival
YESTERDAY AND To-
DAY" PRESENTED BY SCHOOL
CHILDREN MAY II.

The pageant, American Yesterday
and Today will be given by the chill
dren of the grade school on the school
grounds Friday afternoon, May IL at
two-thirty o'clock. The pageant will
be presented in the following episodes.
THE Spirit of Indian Days. This
gives an idea of the Indian days OF
America.
1.-THE Spirit of the Wilderness is
presented by the dances of the wild
flowers, dryads, tree nymphs and mist
maidens. The Pioneers appear and
cut down the trees and all the wild
flowers disappear.
III-The Spirit of Patriotism. The
growth of town is shown. An old
Grand Army veteran and soldiers re-
present the spirit of new America.
Other countries pledge allegiance to
our flag.
IV-The Growing of the May
queen and winding Of the May pole.
"A charge Of ten cents win be made
to defray the expenses Of the page
ant.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-05-10
Fern Kennedy Files

Miss Fern Kennedy, superintendent
of the schools of Redwood County,
filed Thursday as a candidate for her
present position. Miss Kennedy has
served for the past two years and dur
ing that time has given exceptional
satisfaction to the school patrons,
school officers and teachers through
out the County. Her interests and
training have always been along the
line of work with rural school children
and her equipment for this work is
exceptional. It would not only be un-
wise but also unfair to the children
of the County to make change at
this time when many of the plans for
rural school betterment demand Miss
Kennedy's ability in order that they
may be satisfactorily carried out.
Her administration has been one of
economy as well as of effectiveness
and the citizens of the county viii un-
doubtedIy show their appreciation OF
Miss Kennedy's work by giving her q
big vote at the June primary election.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-05-10
T arm Bureau to
Picnic in Park
ANNUAL EVENT OF COUNTY AS
ISOLATION TO BE HELD HERE
WEEK OF JUNE 10.

For the first time in it's history the
Redwood County Farm Bureau will
hold it's annual picnic in Ramsey State
Park. This decision was reached by
the executive board in session Tues
day of last week. The decision fol-
lowed invitations by Mayor Smith OF
Redwood Falls, Messrs j. R. Kesfe
and H. M. Hitchcock of the State
Park Committee, and A. D. McRae,
chairman of the Committee on Con-
ventions of the Redwood Falls Com
mercial Club. Mayor Smith profered
the services of the Scenic City Band
and extended other courtesies which
were seconded by the other organiza-
tions uniting in the invitation. For
the past several years the annual
picnic has been held in the Troske
Grove near Wabasso.
The picnic date has not been de-
fnitely set but it is now expected that
some day during the week of June
19 will be selected. The. Farm Bureau
of Renville County has been invited
to join in the affair. The Bureau
Board set aside twenty five dollars to
be used as cash prizes for the chill
dren's sports the morning of the
picnic day. Further plans have not
been definitely made and are awaiting
the securing Of speaker for the ocas-
sion. One or two outside men Of pro-
minence have already been invited to
make the address.
The Executive Board consists of N.
W. Cobleigh, Redwood Falls president,
A. NJ Dennistoun, Redwood Falls Sec
retary treasurer, Jens Schou of Nor
gan, C. M. Bendixen Of Morgan, Peter
Mckay Of Delhi, Martin Sandager of
Belview and P. H. Kelly of Springdale
township. Six members attended the
Tuesday meeting.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-05-10
Conference Held

A conference of Child Welfare
Boards for the counties of Brown,
Sibley, and Redwood was held at New
Ulm, Thursday, May 4. The confer
ence was fairly well attended, the
boards of every County having one
or more members attending as well as
many other persons who are interest
ed in Child Welfare work Redwood
County was represented by Mr.. and
Mrs. Albert Emerson and Mrs. w. B.
Clark of Lamberton and B. F. Shu-
maker of Redwood Falls. Mr.. Ener-
sen spoke on the Enforcement of Laws
Relating to Children and Mr.. Shu-
maker spoke on Child Welfare Boards
at Work. Judge A. R. Laudon and
Miss Fern Kennedy who were on the
program, were unable to attend the
conference. VIM. Hodson, director of
the Child's Bureau of the State Board
of Control was present and gave two
interesting and instructive talks.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1922-05-10
Final Meeting
Held Monday
PAREN T-TEACHERS ASSOCIA-
TION HEAR REPORTS OF WORK
DONE AND VIEW EXHIBITS.

The last meeting for the present
school year of the Redwood Falls
Parent Teachers Association was held
at the high school building Monday
evening with a very good attendance.
In the absence of the president, vice.
president C. A. Luscher presided.
The program was arranged to in
clude demonstrations Of various school
activities and opened with very ex-
cellent music by the children of the
grade school orchestra under the direc-
tion of Geo. Bittrich who is in charge
of all band and orchestra organiza-
tions of the schools. This was the
first time many persons had heard
these young players and their selec-
tion was enthusiastically received.
Later in the program there were
selections played by the high school
band and by the high school orchestra.
Talks on work in few of the many
departments of the school were given
by Mr.. Dahms of the Agricultural De-
partment, Mr.. Atkinson, manual train
ing instructor, Miss Pickle, director Of
the music and physical departments
and Miss Hewitt, instructor of home
economics. These talks explained the
aims of each department and told just
what had been accomplished during
the past year. Grant Rain, Principal
of the high school gave an explanation
of the system used in determining
honor students.
The program closed with number
of announcements relative to school
work by Superintendent S. E. Hargis.
The most important of these was
the statement that the cash prizes
given by the women's clubs of the city
for essay writing were awarded to
Virginia Ball, Irene Schoch and
Charles Burmeister. The subject
chosen for this essay was What Book
Has Most Influenced Me to Become a
Good Citizen. The clubs offered this
prize in accordance with a suggestion
from the Americanization Department
of the Minnesota Federation of Wo-
mems Clubs.
Following the program the audience
adjourned to the lower rooms of the
school building where work of the
students was on display. The exhibit
was most interesting, comparing very
favorably with the work done in
former years. Refreshments were
served in the lower hall at the close
of the meeting.