The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21

the gag ABOUT the girl from the CITY VINO eX-
claimed. "Oh, see those cunning little COW
lets!", to which the country bred young man
replied, You're mistaken they are little bull
let's" :. All of which is reminiscent of that
ancient Bowery song. "The Poor Girl Didn't
know the Difference. Ever hear it? No?
Then we fear you never will.
What Do You Mean "Every Morning'f
From the State Registers Colyum.l
Son says the reason he likes bodied
hair is because he doesn't have to search
the car every morning to get the hair
pins out Of the tonneau-
JAY SIG tells US that thin volume"
Of his poems will be published in Boston this
fall. The title will be "Frescoes". Will some
one please clip and mail this paragraph to the
editor Of the Williamsburg (Ia.) Journal-Trib-
une? We're sure he will want to get his order
in early.
One Keen 1t Deduction Would Conclude the
Man Was Kicked, His Liver Was Torn
and That He VIII Recover.
bushnell Corr, Galesburg Republican
Register.1
Thomas Mills Of Bushnell was rushed
to the Holmes hospital, this city, Sunday,
after large stallion At the Truman
barns, where he is employed, kicked him
with such force In the abdomen that his
liver was torn. The accident is a pecu-
liar one and very serious but after an
operation that was Immediately per-
formed, physicians became hopeful of his
recovery and stated Monday that he
would recover.
Mr. Mills had just fed the stallion.
and was cleaning out the stall when the
animal kicked him with both feet 49,,
He was brought Immediately to the
Holmes hospital. where surgeons opened
! 2 his abdomen. 1t was found that his liver
was torn. The injury was attended to
hat o iii
MUST We crawl among the cobwebs in the
| colyum's attic and drag forth the india rubber
aluminium cup as second prize for Oddities in
Orthography? 1t would seem SO. The Peoria
Journal is the winner for achieving impress
sario" and "boquet" in headlines on page l
tother day.
CLAN Shells Sell at Price of $40 Per
Ton," says a Times headline.
Not that we're interested in tho prjee OF
clam shells. but we'd like to have the clas1
stand up and repeat rapidly the first three
words of that headline, say, about a dozen
times.
No pearie; Doa't Arg.s With Her; Put
| in Riot Call.
| l"Love Doctor" Column, Peoria Journall
1 Dear Mrs. Joy: My girl friend is kind
hearted and lovable. but she is very
rough. She laughs loudly and talks in
loud voice. Lately boys have been
taking an interest in me and when one
OF them would ask to come over have
told him to bring some one else and
would have my girl friend l did not
realize until lately that she was 50 rough.
When serve cocoa and cookies she
throws cookies at the boys and does
things like that The boys don't seem
to care, but it gets on my nerves.
Do you think should tell her think
she is rough, or should stop inviting
her? QUESTIONING
SOME enterprising tooth paste COMPANY i
missing heaven-sent opportunity if it doesu'
sign an advertising contract with the 70-year
old Fsrina, ILL.,. woman who has Just cut he
third set Of teeth.
THE newspaper" take 1t from our on,
Molla, "are the vilest and dirtiest things Il
America, and il they don't. Let mo alone the
VIII drive me out Of tennis and back t
Norway"
/ MOLLA. we conclude after careful .nalysi
OF the foregoing remarks, is not enthusiast
about that wild. strange thing. the press.
| DEAR, dear; what long tail our cat ha
got
NOT to nsntion her claws.
RE Nu.