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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04


CLAsslfIED sDvERTisINe .
RATES.
1 Set IN s-v,lh1 Il aunting six ordi- :
bais .apFds tU the line.
Flrst n,r-rtion. per .ine----------s-lu =
Each sddstienAI consecutive IN
yinsef t,0n. per line ,----------------.s.e .ee :
.Ohs month. every issue. each
insertion. per ifne .----------.-:-.-- 10 =
Six months contract every is =
sue, each insertion. per hne-- "a =
Twelve months contract. ev- =
cry tissue. each Insertion, Z
per line We y
Ads not run consecutively.
each Insertion. per line 10 =
No ada taken for less than . .
lines Minimum charge ..-.--- .2s =
49, $50 . . = . =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

FOR sALE-spring barley, hulles,
beardless, IN cents.--R. 1, Box So.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

WOOD FOR sALE-ys.oo cord, dc
livered. 33s.-Ben Marlin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

) Q 9 3 . .
! THE cor AUTO; ;srAGE /
III Penilcton-yy yPlla Walla :
) Fare ,l,t6 Including Tax
; Leaves Pendleton q a, M =.
. aM.-4 r.. !,
! Leaves .iWars walla q A.aA-i !
> aP. Ma r. M.
) Sunday schedule
) Leaves Pendleton 10 A. M.-A
, Up. M.
) Leave walia walla 10 A. NJ
: p. M.
! Pendleton Phone lss. Coy
> Billiard PariorA walla Waha
= Phone "a.
SO 80
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

FOR .sAI.E--45 h.p. Holt motor,
Bosch magneto, radiator and pump.
rTPhonc 6Sa or p. O. Box sal. Pendle-
ton, Ore. ..s.. i.,... ls..s .s.l
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
FOR SALE

FOR sSALE-Two Blewett Harvester
Phone 14F11.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

FOR RENT-Furnished room.-so1 u
Main Street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
USED CAR EXCHANGE

I PASSENGER BUICK to trade for
cows. work stock or Fordson tractor
w. r. Roberts, Bcx 22s. Rieth. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
NOTICES

ON SATURDAY the Junior young
people OF the Baptist Church. will
sell home made cakes and cookies at
Economy Drug Store.
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a For Rent Etc. or Easy Rfl


WANTED i
--~---~--~----~---~-~~
wANTED-Cook for -ranch.--PhoneI
lSF1I.
wANTED-six White Legho-n cock
erals.-Phone 115-J.
WANTED D--sewing 10 do. at home
Phone 1o2s-J. 1sO Lee St
wANTED-Position as cashier or
other clerical work.-Address "ss"
this office.
WANT LADY to call .on housewives
Nothing TO sell.--Salary.--Apply II.
NJ. Leighton. Pendieton HOTEL
WANTED TO BUY-Good young
team lead mules--Phone eTs or ad-
dress jim lIiil, Pendleton, Ore, =.
WANTED Experienced middle aged
woman wishes cooking on rarch
for bachelor.-Aduress" al" this office
WANTED-Furnitur repairing. up
holstering and carpet cleanlng-all
work guaranteed.--Stevens Furniture
& Repair Shop.--Phone 1855.
FOR SALE
FOR sSALE-Two Blewett Harvesters
Phone i4F11.
WOOD FOR sALE-SS.0o cord, de-
livered. .-@Phone 33s.-Ben Marlin.
FOR SALE-spring barley, hulles
beardless, IN cents.---R. l., Box 55
FOR SAIsE--Pair of work mules
| Phone 240-M or call 2l0s W. Webb
FOR SALE-Alfalfa hay.--Phone
23F4. Address Box. 80, P.ietf, Ore
FIR sAI.E---All kinds Of Insurance
! j., II. Estes. 6lA Main St., Phone 604
--r-------
FOR ASALE--Alfalfa hay, delivered ir
town--Sl2.o0 per ton.--Gritmar
Broa. ss
FOR SALE--Second hand baby bugg,
| good condition.-Inquire s1S w
Webb Street. q ~ spts
lFoR SAI.E--i3oo to 1900 pount
I horses. ~, D, Lee, miles $. w
Nolin. Oregon, 5 .en.
FOR SALE at a bargain. several set
glass jar farm lighting batteries -
Inquire Willard Service Station.
Big DISCOUNT new and second hnnt
parts for Duplex -Four. Wheel Drive
trucks--Little g. Paul Garage, Haley
Idaho.
FOR I. SALE--45 n. p. Holt motor
| Bosch magneto, radiator and pump
T1Phonc 6s or p. o. Box sal. Pendle'
! ton, Ore. s3.... A,.,l X ls..
FOR. SALE Good young Purcheor
mares. weight 1400 TO 1900 lbs.
price !, reasonable. Address \, G. C
clinesmith. Hermiston. Ore
In, /. RED SETTING EGds for sale
Single settings 400. -Four, or..inore
75c per setting. Write Or phone, Or
ders to Mrs. w. J. 'Dorran, Helix, Ore
| --l-------
ONE HOLT as "cats with new track
drive chains and babbit throughout
ES2b00 cash---will take good horses ol
mules In part trade. - Glenn. b. Scott
Helix, Ore.
FOR RENT
/ ---s-~->>~-~------>-~->~
APIS. AND ROOMS. ALTA APIS
FOR RENT-Furnished room. o,
\ Main Street.
FOR I7ENT.-.Housekee rooms.----
| @s60SsiWillow st.
FOR RENT--2 room furnished, apart
j ,ment --rPhone 219-R.
FOR RENT--Sleeping room for on,
/ ,or two.---312 Tustin st.
i FOR RENT-1Nice , room, apartment
/ close in.--Phone 24S-M.
----s~------
ron n F<Tz tr,,r,,isr,ad ana rfmant.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

MIR. EMPLOYER--Hire your men
from the Pioneer Employment Com
pany. 1t does not cost you one cent.
Telephone or telegraph our EXPENSE
Pioneer Employment Company, lis
Fast Webb Street, Phone 676.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
FOR RENT

APIS. AND ROOMS. ALTA APT
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04
AucTloNEER

COL. W.. F. YoHNkA, Auctionser.
Can at sturgis & Stories lnplimspt
Co, for sale dates.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

GLADSTONE book tells Of im-
proved method Of treating ,inf)am-
nation of gallbladder and bile ducts.
Write today. DR.. Paddock, Box 201A.
Kansas City. Mo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

FOR SALE Good young Purcheon
mares. weight l4oO TO 1900 lbs,
price reasonable. Address N G.. &c,
Clinesmith, Hermiston, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

PIANO tuning and repairing. ]. w
Kellogg with warren's Music House,
Work guaranteed.-phone SEA. Res,
719 College. us
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

STORAGE SPACE by the day. week
or month. Steam heated garage.
Hours z a. m. to s p. m.--Simpson
Auto Co., Water q johnson st.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

ONE HOLT IS "Cat' with new track.
drive chains and baBbit throughout.
sS2bo0 cash---will take good horses or
mules in part trads.--Glenn. d. Scott.
Helix. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

r. /. RED SETTING EGds for, sale
Single settings 800. -Four. orsinore
75c per setting Write. Or phone, or
ders to Mrs w. J. 'Dorran, Helix, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

IF rot HAVE any thing to sell list
Il with, us. II you want 70, buy or
trade for any thing. see us.-7cox In
! vestment Co. MI ..4.se
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

WE REPAIR anything electrica! on
an automobile 3. Chase 20.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

HEAfSTrTCHING-asc yard--Mail or
ders taken.--smart Shop.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-04

SEWING. by tho day or BY the piece.---
Mrs. Fay f.. Leaf. III Aura St..
Phone 32ssR.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
WOULD TAKE MANY HEARSES
Firms That Have Died Since Drop in
Prices Would Make Large
Funeral.

Suppose a funeral passed your
house with $4,000 hearses, each hearse
containing an American business firm.
1t would be impressive, wouldn't it?
1t would also give you an accurate
idea of the number of business fail
ureS since prices began to tumble in
May, 1920 Notwithstanding they
haven't tumbled SO very much for some
things. But don't get gloomy over it.
Standing on curbstOnes watching their
brethren go to Dun & Bradstreets
cemetery, are nearly 100000 business
organizations that have weathered the
storm. In two years of severe de-
preston only one business in every
fifty-three has failed. The percentage
of farmers that have gone broke is
larger. Business failures have totaled
about $600,000,00O a year in liabilities.
Assets have averaged about enough to
pay so per cent on the dollar The net
loss has been about $3OO,000,0OO a
year, or about So year for each Amer
lean. Might be much worse, remarks
Capper's Weekly
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
CANADA HAS STEADY GROWTH
Recent Census Shows Healthy In
crease in Population, Despite
Losses Caused by War.

Canada's census for 1921 indicated
total population of S,769,4S9, distrib-
uted as follows: New Brunswick, $751;
$50; Nova Scotia, 523,837; Prince Ed
ward island, SS,615; Quebec, 2,349,-
067; Ontario, 2,929,O54; Manitoba,
613,00S; British Columbia, 523, 1868 !;
Yukon, 4,162; Northwest territories,
6,684, and Canadian navy, 4S5. The
gain for the whole Dominion during
191O-1920, was 100000 or 215 per
cent The war cost the lives of 56,6S0
Canadians killed in action while 49,
600 more died from indirect causes
The percentage increase in population
is the same as that for Australia while
the increase for New Zealand 20 per
cent was very little behind. In the Union
of South Africa the increase was 1872
per cent. The Prairie provinces made
the most pronounced gain in Canada
Alberta showing a 80 per cent in
crease; Saskatchewan over SO per
cent, and Manitoba, 33 per cent. For
the next ten years the unit of distribu-
ton for determining the membership
of parliament will be 36,250. This total
is arrived at by dividing by So the
population of each province.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
GOLD TEETH OUT OF STYLE
Present Trend Is to Preserve Tooth
and Make 1t Look as Much Like
Original as Possible.

Gold teeth are going out of style,
according to practitioners and denfaA
experts. The present trend is to pre-
serve the tooth to make 1t look as
near as possible like it was originally.
If this can't be done the offending
molar or incisor must be pulled our.
The idea of pulling teeth is some
thing comparatively new in American"
dentistry. The tendency was to save
the tooth at all costs. But dentists
have discovered that gold crowns are
unhealthful and permit foreign matter
to get into the teeth.
Bridge work also is not as popu-
lar as it once was. To make bridge
two good teeth were filed down as"
anchors for the mass of gold 10 be-
tween. If the bridge failed the two
good teeth on the ends went with it,
Now dentists recommend a plate OF
false teeth instead of the bridge.
These being removable, are easily
kept clean. The dental science is now
spending it's energies more on serv-
iceable plates rather than on bridges
or crOwns.-New York Sur.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
GREAT PLANT IN MELBOURNE
Australian City Is Building RADIO sta
ton for Direct Communication
With Great Britain.

The work of establishing the NAM
moth Australian radio station IN Mel
bourne for direct communication Wlth
Great Britain has been begun.
The substations for overseas franc
will be about three times as powerful
as any European station today. 1t VIII
take two wears before the central and
feeder stations are completed. AS
normal performance the chief station
will be able to speak direct over IL,
600 miles for the greater part OF any
working day.
Receiving and sending stations 10
correspond will be built in Canada DUR
ing the same period The plant for
the main station will be imported
from England, but the plant for the
feeder stations will be manufactured
in Australia, one for each OF the
states.
The combined cost of all these sta
lions will be about $5,0OO,OOO. The
main station will consist of a. trans
mitter and receiver terminal thlrly
miles apart, the latter including TWEEN
ty-four towers each 800 feet hlgil
spread over a square mile.
The wireless rates will be one'thllu
less than the present cable rates -
Europe.
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tube as an amplifier. The circuits
which will be described depend upon
the vacuum tube for detector or as
a rectifier not having the additional
function of an oScillator.
The first set described will be that
of tuning coil mounted on horizon
tai base board. The following mate
rial is necessary for its construction !:
The Tuning Coil.
A piece of cardboard tubing, outside
diameter, three inches and five inches
long. 1t will cost about 10 cents.
One hundred feet of No. % DEC
magnet wire Cost about % cents.
One standard slider to fit IA by "
inch brass rod. Cost about 40 cents.
A six-inch length of Il by A-inch
square brass rod. Cost about 20 cents.
Two circular blocks of wood, whose
diameter is just equal to the inside
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
SHORT FLASHES

San Francisco is receiving
concerts broadcast at Science
tady, n. Y.
In New York squad of SOL
diers was drilled in an armory
uptown at the commands of a
superior on Governors island.
At the Pacific coast seaside
resorts, instead of burying
themselves in the sand, the
young ladies clamp on their ear
pieces and kill time between
swims listening to radio music.
Educational experts say that
radio will prove of great assist
ance in the development of the
minds of subnormal children.
The great obstacle in their edu-
cation has been inability to
arouse interest. 1t is believed
that radio will greatly stimulate
such interest.
And now it is the dentists who
are profiting by radio. 1t is a
great advantage to keep the
mind of a patient off his trou-
bles. When a radio ear-piece
is clamped on, what registers
on the ears of the sufferer makes
him more or less Indifferent to
what is going on in his mouth.
Great possibilities for the sooth-
ing talker.
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Five binding posts.

Five binding posts.
This set requires, of course, an "a
battery to light the vacuum tube fila
ment and "B" battery to furnish the
plate potential. The "a" battery should
De a six-volt storage battery of not
less than 20 ampere hours capacity.
One 221s7volt "B" battery unit is nee
essary for source of plate potential.
Assembling the Coil.
Starting one-half inch from one end
OF the cardboard tube, wind on the
NO. p DEC wire until within one-half
inch of the other end Of the tube.
Fasten one end of the winding to the
tube, but allow some surplus wire on
the other end for making a connec-
ton. After the winding is in place
apply thin coat of orange shellac to
hold the turns in place.
Assemble the circular-cut pieces Of
wood in the geometrical center of
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

square blocks and then shellac or var.
nish them for appearance sake.
When thoroughly dry slip the two
end blocks into the wound tube and
by means of a few finishing brads
driven through the cardboard tube
fasten the end blocks to the wound
tube.
The slider is to be mounted on top
of the coil and should be capable Of
making contact with any turn of the
wire on the tube. In order to remove
the insulation from the wire, just I'M
der the rod where the slider moves
back and forth wrap piece of sand
paper around thin piece of wood
and, using another piece of wood as a
guide, sandpaper the insulation from
the winding
Drill hole one-eighth inch in di-
ameter through the slider rod about
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

diameter of the cardboard tubing and
between % and " inch thick.
Two binding posts. Some orange
Shellac.
The Detector.
A type U v Radiotron vacuum tube
which sells for So.
The standard vacuum tube socket
costing about 81.
A filament rheostat Of Gil ohms re-
sistance costing about $11.
A combination grid condenser and
grid leak for the q V 200 Radiotrom
costing So cents.
In addition a phone condenser cost
ing 80 cents.
One pair of Murdoch No. 56 recelv-
ers costing Sc.
For mounting on base board:
One piece of wood eight inches
square.
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one-fourth inch in from each end so
that the rod is fastened in place; see
that the contact finger on the bottom
of the slider can at all times make
good contact with the windings. Mount
a binding post on either end of the
coil, attaching one by means of wire
to the slider rod and the other to the
end of the wire wound on the tube,
and the tuning coil is complete.
Mounting the Set on Base Board.
1t is only necessaryonow to mount
the COMPONENT parts on the base board
and connect them up.
Fig. 16 shows the relative posi-
tons of the instrument mounted on
an eight-inch square base board, with
the actual wiring diagram. Fig. II
shows a schematic diagram of the
wiring of the same set.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
THYROID for the Bald.

How badness was cured by doses
of thyroid gland is described in the
Lancet by Dr. H. w. Barber, physi-
clan in charge of the skin depart
ment at Guys hospital. A Dutch girl
who had suffered from almost COM
plete badness for several years was
given ten grains of thyroid gland daily
for several weeks. AS a result hair is
now growing freely over the whole of
her scalp.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
EYES of Youth.

Wood-There is no accounting for
youthful impulses
Park-Meaning what, may in
quire?
'In a movie comedy the other day
1 saw q big lion chasing one of the
slapstick artists"
"Uh, huh"
"And a little kid in the audience
yelled, Run, lion, run"
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
Suuar-Beet Seed.

Much of the sugar-beet seed import
ed into the United States comes from
Germany, and is received through the
port Of Scientific Ameri-
can.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

|SX =
HOW TO CONSTRUCT
SIMPLE RADIO SETS
Materials That Are Necessary
and Method of Assembling
and Mounting Them.

For those who would like to con-
struct a simple nonregenerative
vacuum tube receiver, the details of
several sets will be given, before TAX
Ing up the explanation of the vacuum
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

that's as Good as Anything.
We assume that one of the diseases
which beer is prescribed is
irken snake bite.
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for them alone.
We want those men to try Edge
!, u.ta. We would like to hand them
pouch personally, but as that is
IpOSSlOle, We'll do what we can.
|. The makers of Edgeworth will send
S samples to any pipe-smoker who
ar na. them. Simplysend a postal
N St tS; asking for these free samples
In 'usy Il come to you by the first
a.S geDToTth comes in two forms
NJ: stfhuobed and Plug Slice. In
apro =, t urn 1t is a moist, fragrant to-
kd % vnaC packs nicely, lights quickly
'afns freely and evenly.
In ns can't promise that Edgeworth
h No brilliant ideas come to you;
|ebtfnl ore are sure you will have a de-
j tbs i ssinokBe-and after all, that's
tVe. sOOo tobacco is supposed to
lCr I tsge samples, address your pos
|eny. '' ~ E to Larus & Brother Com
Road. w. T. South 21st Street, Rich
'ene or "a II you will mention the
BON T vOl, address of the dealer from
hui NJ cS you usually buy your tobacco.
NJ, u'esy will be appreciated.
pG iO Ty5ail Tobacco Merchandise
dgewortSe cannot supply you with
6y will IN u Larus & Brother Com
Peel nog gladly send you prepaid by
a Of p os a one or two-dozen car
Ice or P ~ Slze OF Edgeworth Plug
ice Won 1rTT'aaoyy,Rubbed for the same
OU would pay the iobber.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

The most excellent manager is the
one who never appears to manage.
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04
Il was smoking
my pipe when
it came to me"
Which may, or may not,
be a boost for Edgeworth

How many good ideas are born In a
hipe Of tobacco! There is something
h the calm contentment of smoking a
bipe that seems to open up the mind
lG new ideas.
A busy man, a thinker, whose brain
/ crisScrossed with a thousand i'm
breSSions, finds that smoking his pipe
SkipeS out most of the confusion, and
|eaves his mind clean, so that the new
|dea, the Inspiration, has a much
better chance to make its impression
-aS if pipe-smoking wiped all the
lhalk-marks from the blackboard of
he mind and invited new ideas, new
thoughts, and creative plans to out
Inc themselves thereon.
Lots Of men get good ideas when
having. Many more find their new
reas when putting away at the pipe.
The right kind of tobacco is an i'm
lOrtant matter to a pipe-smoker-
hOugh, like breathing, he seldom
links Of it. Having settled on a GER
pin brand, it becomes habit to buy
bat. II the tobacco just suits his
fte, it doesn't matter what its name
or what it costs-it becomes
R tobacco.
Edgeworth suits many men. We
FeSume there are some men who
louldn't like Edgeworth. 1t is a
rnottor of individ-
The Snowflake herald. [volume] (Snowflake, Ariz.) 1913-1969, 1922-08-04

lIldICcT VI lIlQlNlQ-
ual taste-like eat
ing onions.
But we have a
belief that there
are m any pipe
smokers not srnok-
ing Edgeworth who
ought to be
who don't know
y Edgeworth and
therefore have
/ no idea that
there is a to-
bacco that hits
their taste so
exactly that it
might have been
, 1922-11-23
Gives Cheerful New Color Tone to Old Curtains
DELESS DYES-dyes or tints as you wish
IN STRICTLY FORMAL STYLE
Youths Grace Before Meal Certainly
SaVored Strongly Of the Core
spondence School.

Roberts is a correspondence special
list. He writes letters for a large
Wholesale house eight hours a day. A
few days & he was dining at the
home of II friend. AS they sat down
TO the meal he was Unexpectedly
called upon to say grace. This was
something Roberts had never done,
but he prided himself on never say
ing that he could not do a thing. So,
after a moments HESITATION. he
plunged into the prayer:
1--WE acknowledge with thanks the
receipt of your favors Of this date,
o Lord" he began. Permit us to
express our gratitude Mt this evidence
of thy good viii. May we merit the
confidence thus shown in us, while ut
the same time trusting to receive
more favors In the future. Amen
Kansas City Star.
, 1922-11-23
WILLING TO DO HIS SHARE
Jack oempsey's Really Amusing Story
Of lrishman Made a Hit With
English Hosts.

Jack Dempsey's recent visit to
London was n brief one but 1t af-
forded him time enough to establish
n brilliant reception as an after
Dime speaker. Several London news
papers. in fact. declared him TO be
n better after-dInner speaker than
Chauncey Depew or james Russell
Lowell.
Jack made his reputation at "A
luncheon given in his honor by Lord
NOrthcllffe. All England'S greatest
statesmen, artists and mlllionaires
were gathered round the board. When
the young champion was called ON for
a toast he rose and said
81 am a good deal like the freshman
who attended n dinner where every
guest had TO make a speech, sing n
song or tell IA story. When the Irish
mans turn came he got up and said:
az can't make "A speech, or Sing "A
song, or tell a story. but III fight any
man in the ROOM"
, 1922-11-23
TROUBLE WAS NOT PHYSICAL
lady's Apparent Suffering Merely the
Result of Her Hands Being
Temporarily Occupied.

Passers-by stopped and looked. The
lady's face was writing rs If she was
in terrible agony. Her mouth worked
up and down and she seemed to be
suppressing shrieks of pain. Then Ii
girl acquaintance approached hur-
riedly and gazed at her face.
Why" she exclaimed, what on
earth is the matter?"
The twitchings ceased and a sweet
smile took their place.
with me?" inquired the sufferer.
"Why nothing"
But you look ill.," said the girl.
Your FACET loked as If you were
in dreadful pain"
The lady held out her hands. In
n was IA paper parcel, in the other
her umbrella.
Il was only trying" she explained.
ito work the edge of my veil down
over my chin, dear"
The crowd passed on.