Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-06

this afternoon; every resident OF the
community was q mourner. NAnd the
wife wept piteously during the cere-
mony. None OF the three children vas
present. The choir sang, Courage
Brother. Do Not Stumble" and the
minister preached from the, text, but
call to remembrance the former days"
Mrs. Jones 70 now suffering at her
home from a nervous breakdown and
has the sympathy of the entire com !
munity In the days Of grief that lie
ahead Of her"
Typographical errors are worse liars
than ailing telephones. In setting an
advertisement for a window dresser
the other day, another North Dakota
newspaper man accidentally left the
letter IN" out Of the word window
with the following results: Il car
dress any widow In town ~attractively
for ten dollarsy Do not allow your
widows to be shabby and i'll kept, they
drive away trade. A few yards of silk
and q pail Of paint IL all I need to
bring the most satisfactory results.
A Boon,eeang Flicker Tale
The attention Of the Flicker Tale
editor was called the other day to an
ad in the Herald which read like this:
For Rent, room for gentleman, all
modern. 1116 University Ave-" That's
u own Address, 80 the Joke struck
home!
An old LAngdon paper in its court
house news, telling of the approaching
trial Of a man with a peculiar name,
remarks that Hell will be on trial
tomorrow" If we remember correct
ly, Hell was turned loose three days
later.
A Tongue Twister K.
= It's very sad to kiss amiss,
And just ,as sad to miss a kiss;
But you will kiss amiss,
And seldom will you miss a kiss,
II when you sally forth to kiss,
You always aim to kiss a miss.
A, news item from Crookston tells
Of a crowd figuring in an automobile
spill and concludes with this remark:
They are lucky to be nursing nothing
but q few minor injuries" They sure
are lucky,-in this day Of high prices!
Tam glad to inform you," said the
counsel over the phone, to the client
in the Jail, that you are going to be
bailed."
"Hey? Hey?" asked tho other who
did not understand.
mo, No! Nobody. is going to bale
hay. you are-Eoing to be bailed out!"
well, weli!" said the man, not yet
getting the drift.
"Bail-out q we'll, nothing!'>. reared
the lawyer. "YOU ARE TO BE BAIL
Pardon me, pardon"
Pardon you, NO! You don't need
pardoning, you haven't been sentenc-
ed yet! You are to be free. but under
bonds! Do you understand that?"
II have come for my answer" said
7 am sorry" said tho girl. ''but my
Your answer is Mop exclaimed
the young ma excitedly, II don't
think l get you!"
Likewise" retorted the ,youns
lady. II don't think l follow youw
In this. day Of bootleggers the OLD
poetic expression, "Of in the Silly
night" has taken on q new meaning
"A wedding story in tho Dicky Coun.
ty Leader has the following headline,
"Hammer-Billy." Surely that advice
is unnecessary to a modern bride!
What is q plumber? He's tho fol-
low who gets the biggest plums.
Red River valley farmers who are
attempting to keep down SOW thistlea
by intensive cultivationNare having a
narrowing experience.
Ifyou can not enjoy yourself under
the circumstances rise above them.
A nan at Bismarck advertise. him
self as IAN all wool tailor"-which ID