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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
Fred Fcernot on the Waves
4 plaN

Fred Fcernot on the Waves
A Play
Scene. In the midst of the brin-
ey deep. Fcarse storm.
Fred Fecrnot. This is Il storm
and half, this is. There goes an
other sailer ovcrbord. @ boy look
at those waves.
Captin. That's jest wat I'm
looking at and | don't like the
ideer This ships a good ship but
it amt that good. There goes an
other sailer overheard.
Fred Feelnot. Well I wunt to
tell you one thing, Captin. If this
boat should decide to sink, the
wmmin and Children have to be
saved ferst.
Captin. But
Fred Feelnot. But nuthing
Wimlnin and Children ferst, that's
the motto on eny ship i'm on and
| don't care VINO knows it.
Sailer. Hay Captin. Captin, the
ship is sinking fore and aft Wen
all be in the biiney deep in 5 min
nits and maybe less. Alloy for the
life boats.
Fred Feernot. Wimmin and
Children ferst.
Captin. But
Fred Feernot. Wat did | jest
tell you about butts?
Passengers. Me ferst. Us ferst.
Get out of the way. Who you
think you're showing? Me ferst.
Fred Feernot. Halt, stop, stand
back. you impolite cowerds. III
shoot the ferst man puts his fot
over that rale. Wimmin and chill
dcrn ferst.
Captin. But hay, darn it there
amt eny wimmin and childepn.
I'm abacheler and | don't have eny
Children.
Fred Feernot. Wy dident you
say so? Well in that case I'm a
man amung men and | think Ill
Jump in the ferst life boat. (Which
he does). The end.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14

will find it is not necessary to take
it every day, nor to increase the
dose, and that it is pleasant to the
taste. Bottles can be had at ali
drug stores, and the cost is only
about a cent a dose. Have no
hesitancy giving it to q baby in
arms. 1t is absolutely safe
Half Ounce Bottle Free
Few escape constipation, so even if yolt do nor
Teqtre a laxative at this moment let me send
you a Hdlf-ormce Trial Bottle OF my Syrup
Pepsn FREE OF CHARGE so thar yon ,vill
have it handy when needed. Simply send your
name and address to Dr. w. B. Clid,oeI, 514
Washington ST., Monticello, III. Write me today
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
East Hardwick

Friday evening March II will
be the date of the last card party
of the season.
The Cabot high school gave a
pleasing farce before a fair sized
audience Friday evening. The To-
cal C. f. shared in the profits.
E. G.. Smith is at Cambridge
Junction for two weeks.
The Junior missionary society
meets March Is with Mrs. Good
rich.
Miss Clara Leach left last week
for New York where she will take
a course in medical missionary
work.
Frank ingalls, has returned
from New Hampshire.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
This Man Was Helped

John Grab, 2539 Jackson nvo.,
New Orleans, La, writes: "My
kidneys were weak and had a sore
ness and dull pain across my
back. | felt dull and languid and
my kidneys didn't act right. | be-
gan taking Foley Kidney Pills and
they soon put my kidneys in a
sound healthy condition" Foley
Kidney Pills help the kidneys rid
the system of acids and waste that
cause lameness, backache, sore
muscles, swollen joints and rheu-
matte pains. Tonic in effect, quick
in action.-Advertisement.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14

A "cullerd gent showed up in
Montpelier the other day with the
claim that he was born in that
town twenty years ago and was
back to look up his relatives. And
he also claimed that his father
and mother and all his brothers
and sisters were white when he
left them, it looks as if he might
be the much wanted gentlemen
in the woodpile. However, he
isn't the first white niger seen
in Montpelier.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
.INCROWN TOE nail
TURNS OUT ITSELF

A few drops of "Outgro" upon
the skin surrounding the ingrow-
ing nail reduces Inflammation and
pain and so toughenS the tender,
sensitive skin underneath the toe
nail, that it can not penetrate the
flesh, and the nail turns naturally
outward almost over night.
"Outgro" is a harmless antisep-
tic manufactured for chiropodists.
However, anyone can buy from the
drug store a tiny bottle containing
Observation-Disclosures.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
THE GENIUS OF ST.
PATRICK

March II is a-gala day to some
millions of people Of Celtic an
cestry in this country, who look
back to St. Patrick as a heroic
and Winsome representative of
their race tradition
The sons Of St. Patrick have
been a center of interest, as the
American people have watched
their struggles to establish free
government on their home soil,
and they have keenly regretted
the divisions that have arisen be-
tween the two factions of Irish
men now struggling for the mas
terry. They earnestly hope that
these differences may be compos-
ed, and that the new Irish Free
state may go forward to prospect
ty and civic progress.
The accounts of St. Patrick
dwell on his deep spiritual nature
and his power of human appeal.
He came to Ireland when there
were no Christians there. When
he died there were no heather
there. Such a man must have
had a wonderful gift for infuen-
cling people. If the new Irish
Free state can show these same
qualities of winsomeness and pow
er, it will win a notable place in
the world.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14

Now that our war with the
Huns has been declared off, we
suppose the kids can have Ger
man measles once more, if they
prefer that variety to the Yankee
kind.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
FOR A CONSTIPATED CHILD
A small dose of Dr.. Caldwelps
Syrup Pepsin will bring
quick relief.

MOTHER, when one of the
VV1 children is constipated are
you going to give the first lax
ative within reach? 1t is dan
gerous to do so. Some have
been known to rupture the
intestines of little children.
Don't be beguiled by the out
side sugary appearance. Look
into the formula. Calomel is
seldom necessary; salts,
minerals, coal tar, never!
Unlike these, DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin is admirable for
children, as it is for grown
people. too. Mothers have
been giving it to children for
80 years. They know it does
not grippe, and is free from
narcotics. The formula is on
every package, and you can
see it is vegetable, just a COM
bination of Egyptian SIENNA and
other laxative herbs with pep
sin Use it yourself and you
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-03-14
BACK TALK

The Burlington News advice is
that when YOU come out at the
little end of the horn, Just turn
around and blow, don't kick.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
Notice of foreclosure

WHEREAS. Cyrus N. Mckinney Of Lin
~ coinville. in the County of Waldo and
State of Maine. by his mortgage deed dated
the fourteenth day of July A. D. 1900. and re-
corded in Waldo Registry OF Deeds. Book 26O
Page H. conveyed to one Burton Robinson,
late of said Lincolnville. deceased, in mis- life
time. certain parcel of real estate situated
in said Lincolnville. bounded and described q
follows, to witt being the same prsmises
described in deed Of George L. Mckinney run.
ming TO Charles F. Adams. dated November e.
A. D. 1867, and recorded in Waldo Registry oe
Deeds, Vol. 14l, Page l36. and the Same de-
scribed In the deed Of the said Charles =.
Adams recorded in said Registry, VOL l72.
Page It's. and bounded a. follows, viz: Begin.
ming at stake and stone in the north line Of
the road to the Centre. to the line Of land
Of Joel P. Mahoney:5 thence northwester.
lv by said Mshoney's lani twenty-five AMI
one half rods to stake in land Of Simpson
Knight: thence northeasterly by said Kuiaht's
land nine and one-half rods to stake At the
road Aforesaid; thence easterly By said road
twenty-five rods to the stake begun ct. with
the buildings thereon; and whereas there-
afterwards. to wit. ON the eleventh day Of
February. A. D. 1922 Solan u. Bartlett. Cd
ministrator OF the estate Of said Burton Rob.
lnson. duly assigned said mortgage to me by
bis assignment recorded in Waldo Registry of
Deeds. Book 343. Page 60 and whcrsas u
condition OF said mortgage has been brokoa.
now. therefore, BY reason Of th breach Of ~
condition thereof claim : foreclosure Of said
mortgage.
Dated this seventeenth day Of August. A.
d. 1922 AUGUSTfNE n. ROSS
y. q ~. 3w3
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
One Year of Republican
Rule Shows Tremendous
Savings
Reduction of Over Billion in Public Debt
and Nearly Two Billions in Public
Expenses-Congress Cuts
Budget Requests.
U. s. REPRssENTATIvE WILL r.. WOOD UNDI-
ANA, MEMBER OF HOUSE COMMITTEE
ON APPROPRIATIONS

President Harding took office on
March 4, 1921. The first complete
fiscal year of government business
under his administration began on
July /, 1921, and closed on June
30, 1922. The Budget Bureau was
created in June, 1921. practically
simultaneously with the commence
ment of the fiscal year. The esti-
mated expenditures tentatively sub
mitted by the various departments
for the fiscal year 1922 aggregated
34,550. 1000. The operations OF
that fiscal year have just closed. By
the application OF pressure by the
President. exerted through the
Budget Bureau and with the coopera-
tion Of the heads of departments and
other administrative officers. the or
dinary expenditures for 1922 actual
ly amount to s3.795.000,000, a re-
duction Of $755, 100000 from the
figure submitted by the departments
at the beginning of the fiscal year.
The first budget submitted in De-
cember indicated a deficit for this
same fiscal year of $24,000,000. How
successful the efforts of the admins
tration have been in holding down
expenditures and conserving revenue
10 attested by the fact that instead
Of deficit there was a surplus for
the year Of 1914, 100000.
The total public debt of the United
States on June 80, 1921, one year
ago, was $23.977.O0 200. This sum
had been reduced on June 80, 1922,
to s22,963, 1000, a reduction of
700.
The policy Of the administration
has been a return to normal condi-
tions in public expenditures How
we'll this has been accomplished is
amply reflected by glance at the ex-
penditure figures of preceding years
The Republican party gained con-
troll of the Congress in the elections
OF 1918 and came into power in Con-
gress on March 4, 1919
During the period the administra-
tion was Democratic and the Congress
was Republican, requests of the Demo.
cratic executives for appropriations
were reduced by the Republican Con-
gress by nearly $3,000,000, 900.
Appropriations are the yard stick
of expenditures. The enforced re-
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

The people of the United States earn
estly desire. peace. The last admin
istration, with an insistence that
would not consider any method OF Sc
curing the peaceful settlement Of in
ternational disputes except the League
Of Nations, went out Of power largely
because of that fact. The people saw
In that scheme an assurance OF furth-
er wars rather than a reasonable plan
for the disbursement and prevention
OF wars.
The present administration with rare
wisdom undertook to secure concrete
and definite international agreements
which would result in diminishing the
probability of future wars by limiting
the armament of those nations whose
competitive strife could only result in
future wars. Accordingly, the Presi-
dent called a Conference to meet at
Washington to consider the limitation
of armament and to make such settle
ments and agreements especially with
regard to the Pacific and adjoining
territory as would determine existing
disputes and remove causes of future
discord
Judged by practical results the
Washington Conference was the great
est actual achievement in the cause
of peace ever accomplished. 1t Sc
cured treaty agreement by the five
great maritime powers for definite
limitation of naval armament. 1t Sc
cured a definite agreement regarding
the use of submarines and noxious
gases in warfare. II secured by the
four-pact treaty an agreement fixing
the status, defining the rights, and
limiting the building and enlarging of
fortifications and naval bases on the
Pacific. 1t secured a confirmation by
nine of the great nations Immediately
concerned of the open Door" policy,
and agreements that will prevent the
future exploitation of China. 1t se-
cured the withdrawal of Japan from
Shantung and Siberia, and an agree
ment with Japan defining and confirm
ing American rights in the island of
Yap.
Through these agreements. which
are being actually carried into effect
by the contracting nations, we have
greatly reduced the war burdens OF
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

ductions in appropriations and esti-
mates made a most gratifying reduc-
tion in the expenditures. The peak
I OF ordinary expenditures was reached
in the fiscal year 1919, 318,514, 4,000,-
900. The drop to the hscal year 1920
is most extraordinary, the total for
that year being $6,403, 100000. For
the fiscal year 1921 further recess
sion brought the total down to S5.-
115,e27,6S9 For the fiscal year
1922 the total, as heretofore stated,
came down to t3,796,000,000. This
sum includes $422,000,000 OF public
debt retirements chargeable to ordi-
nary receipts and should be elimi-
mated from the 900 in or
der to obtain a figure comparable to
expenditure figures for the fiscal
years 1919, 1920 and 1921. The
1922 expenditures, therefore, exclu-
sive OF public debt retirements, are
$3,372, ,607,899. The reduction Of
1922 under 1920 is $3,030,000,000
and the reduction of 1922 under 1921
is s1,743,319,7S9.
Evidence of the value of the CEN
tralization of Congressional RESPONSE
bility in connection with the public
appropriations is furnished in the
, fact that Congress appropriated for
1928 s312,172.292 less than the
Budget Bureau requested. In other
words. although frequently charged
with being the spendthrift branch OF
the government, in point OF fact the
Congress appropriated seven per cent.
less than the budget estimates asked
for.
The people of the United States
have just reason to be proud of the
financial record of this adninistra-
tion. While other countries are
struggling with huge deficits in their
budgets and are burdened with enor-
nous taxes and staggering public
debt. the United States has shown q
surplus for the fiscal year just closed
and at the same time accomplished a
most gratifying reduction in it's pub
lie debt.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
U. 6. REPRESENTATIVE HORACE NJ. TOWNER
uOWA), CHAIRMAN HOUSE COMMITTEE
ON INSULAR AFFAIRS

the nations parties to the Conference
we nave made war more difficult and
less justif1able for all nations, and
have given new assurance to those
who desire and hope for the future
peace Of the world
The present administration has
given not only actual and practical
expression OF its desire for peace, II
has gone to the extreme limit in the
reduction of its military establish
ment.
We are "scrapping" our Navy down
to the treaty standard, by which the
United States must limit its tonnage
to $4,000; Great Britain $4,000;
Japan 315,000; France 175,OOO; and
Italy, 175,OOo.
We have reduced our annual war ex-
penditures of over $4,000, ,oOO,O 900 to
about $600,000,00O and are making
I further reductions every year.
The last administration refused to
end the war with Germany for over
two years after the Armistice was
signed, except upon acceptance of the
Versailles treaty with the League Gov
enant. The present administration
made peace with Germany without de-
lay and without surrender Of any right
the United States had acquired by its
participation in the war.
The United States will not be an
isolated nation under Republican ad-
ministrations. But II will be the con-
tinued policy Of the Republican party
to keep the United States to its tradi-
tional policy SO as to prevent entan-
clement in the mazes of conflicting
interests, territorial quarrels. religious
hatreds, and race jealousies' which
have afflicted Europe for more than a
thousand years. The peace-loving peo-
pie Of America will do well to main
tain that policy, and to support that
party which not only desires peace
but takes practical measures to OBJ
tain 1t; which is not afraid to propose
and effect reductions Of our own Army,
Navy and armament in order to induce
other nations to do likewise; and
which will not be swerved from its
policy and purpose by any chimerical
scheme, or by any ambitious or sordid
lust for power.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
DARK HARBOR.

Recent arrivals at the Islesboro Inn are
General and Mrs. William Barclay Par
sons of New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward S. Moore of New
York. with Edward S., Jr., and Misses
Jean and Marian are at the lslesboro Inn.
Mrs. F. L. w. Richardson and daugh-
ter, Miss Margery, of Boston are spend.
ing a few weeks at lslesboro, guests al
the Inn.
DR.. Maitland Alexander OF. Pittsburgh,
who with Mrs. Alexander are at theil
cottage for the season, took a party Of
men on cruise to st Andrews, N.
last week on his yacht Viator.
Preston Player of Boston, who has
come to Islesboro since lad, and who ha:
q summer place on Resolution Island, ad.
jacent to Islesboro, arrived the past week
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
GREEN OLIVE NOODLES

Noodles, onions, tomatoes, green
Unves-the efficient housewife has
'nese in stock always. Baked with
: little salt and sugar, they make
novel and delicious dish.
noli two cups noodles. Fry a
couple onions. Turn the drained
noodles into the onions and add
one-half teaspoonful salt, one-half
'easpoonful sugar and one can to-
matoes. Turn into a buttered dish
ana cover with grated or thinly
Iiced cheese. Cover dish and
0ske about three-quarters Of
n hour. Uncover ten minutes be-
,ofe 1t is done so that the top
olowns. Before sending to the
xole' cover the top with one cup
.soned .s and chopped Spanish green
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
A WELCOME PROMISE

Gov. Percival P. Baxter has issued a
statement in which he said that as fuel
administrator of Maine it becomes his
duty to regulate the distribution Of coal
and to see that the prices charged are
reasonable.
"Coal will not be allotted to those who
profiteer in Maine," said Gov. Baxter,
"and they will te prosecuted under our
profiteering laws and their priority priv
ileges will be withdrawn.
81 shall not hesitate to use the powers
of the chief executive to protect our peo-
ole and our industries"
It's big job, Governor. Go to it.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
FAITHFUL TO THE VETERANS.

nov. en Governor Baxter learned that a
i,n.m H was on foot to transfer the
b M; " orid War Veterans who are now
)osis i,ae h hospital suffering from tubercu-
sitb ne le Immediately took up the matter
/ som..s .ue authorities in Washington to see
khese could not be done TO allow
kelat;vae en to remain in Maine near their
deal - and friends. 1t means a great
GoyerO lnese men to stay in Maine and
Tie nl.o baxter wants to help them in
luthor;.a; tney ale making to the Federal
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

Boiling point is common term in
the gasoline testing laboratory. Most liquids
boil (vaporize) at one uniform temperature. In
the case Of water this temperature, or boiling
point, is 2l2' F. However, every gasoline has
many boiling points-a whole series range
of them in fact 1t this range of boiling points
and the proportion of each group of them
the quality of gasoline-its volatility. power
and mileage-economy.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
First
In hHarfford, Conn.

Where Main Streetmeets
State Street, 526 motor
lists, chaufeurs and motor
truck drivers were asked
this question: Which
brand of gasoline do you
prefer?' Socony proved
easily the first choice.
leading the brand second
on the list by over 500.
Socony has been found
to be the leading choice
of motorists in practically
every section ofNew York
and New England.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
Trucking

am prepared to do all kinda Of truck
ng Furniture and piano moving Z
speciality. Leave orders at the stahlo.
corner OF Main and Cross streets, and they
will receive prompt attention.
Telephone connection.
w. w. BLAZO & SON.
l26 Waldo Avenue, Ballast
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
Eastern Steamship Lll8S,llc,
BANGOR LINE
Steamships Belfast and Camden

Leave Bangor daily at .. N, (Standard
Time), Winterport. 24b p. m.. Bucksport, aso
p. M. Belfast. 500 p- M. Northport 5. 30 D. n
for Camden. Rockland and Boston.
Return-Leave Boston daily at .. m. (Dsy.
light Saving Time). Leave Rockland daily 6
500 a. M. (Standard Time), Camden 6.l5 g
M. Northport 6.45 a. M, Belfast 7.l5 .. m. foe
Bucksport. Winterport and Bangor.
At Boston connection is made via the Net
ropolitan Line express freight and passenger
steamers for New York and points South snd
West.
MAINE STEAMSHIP LINE
Local freight service between Portland aud
New York has been resumed from Custom
House Wharf, Portland Upon completion Of
the new State pier ct Portland, now under
construction, direct freight service to and from
interior points and New York will be resumed
GEO. E. DUN-ON. Agent,
Belfast. Maine.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

for short visit. He will not open hi 8
house this season, being in Dark Harbor
but a short time, and has taken quartz 70
at the Inn.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

Get a large
bottle today
or fl TT V
cents from
your dealer,
a n d k e G p
well.
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
NURl'HPOR

Frederick Hoffman of Chicago has join :
ed Mrs. Hoffman, who has been visiting &
her uncle, Ira NJ. Cobe, and Mrs. Cobe
for the summer at Hillside Farms.
Mr.. and Mrs. Vaughan Hamilton Of
Brookline, who have a place on the
North Shore, went to Onawa for the
weekend, to be guests of friends. sss.s
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31

Proves Dependability

IF you were to make list of the great number Of
l commodities that come before the public each
year, stay short time and then pass into oblivion.
you would find that they all had at least failing
in common-they were undependable.
You rarely, if ever heard of any product which was
not dependable that achieved lasting And
ship that Socony Gasoline has enjoyed unless it
were absolutely dependable in every way, wher-
ever you buy it. always.
Socony is only one Of twenty or more branded
gasolines that are now being offered in New York
State and New England. Yet recent investigation
has shown that Socony is still preferred by the
majority Of gasoline in this great territory.
And the majority Of people buy wisely.
See the adjoining diagram and Note for the ex-
planation Of Socony dependabilty- its wide
spread popularity.
STANDARD OIL co. OF NEW YORK
The Republican journal., 1922-08-31
Republican Administration
Promotes World Peace
Plans

Maintains Vigorous American Policy,
Avoids Foreign Entanglements and
Achieves Great Practical Re-
suits for World Peace.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1922-03-29
NEW NEWSPAPER
AT RUGBY APR. 6

Blotters are out announcing that on
April 6 the Progressive, reliable, I'M
afraid Pierce County Press will make
it's bow to the public with A. M. Young
at the helm. Mr.. Young is an ex-
perienced newspaper man, and will
without question make Ego" Of
his new undertaking. He has received,
much of his training in the western
part Of the state where he for time
owned newspapers of his own, and
later managed printeries for others.
Rugby now has one ripping good news
paper, and was able to support two
until only a short time ago when
one was discontinued.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1922-03-29
VIOLATE STATE
TRAFFIC LAWS

Geo. Rohem, better known as Buck
Kohem, was arrested on Monday of
this week on the charge of violating
the traffic laws of the state and on
being taken before Police Magistrate
u. q. DUEL entered a plea Of guilty,
and was sentenced to pay fine and
costs of $8.65. The fine was. paid and
ne was released from custody. He was
charged with driving on the left side
OF the street. Up until the present
time money collected in fines has been
going to the state on account of the
city having no ordinance regulating
traffic. Such an ordinance has already
been introduced in the city council,
and after it passes all violators will
be arrested for violating it, and fines
collected will go into the city treasury
instead Of the state getting them.