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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
RING LARDNER SPILLS DOPE
ON WORLD SERIOUS OF 1922
But Bet On White Sox Wife Had
Without Promised Fur Coat-Hopes There Will Be
No, "Hoel Meetings" This Year.

not go out much in Greenwich that win
ter and not for no lack of invitations as
certain smart Alex has let fall.
/ might also mention at this junction
that they was a similar agreement at
that serious between Eddie Collins the
capt. Of the White Sox and his Mrs only
OF course Eddie did hot make no bet, but
il his team win, why he would buy the
madam a personal sedan whereas II his
team lost, why she would half to walk
all winter. Lucky the Collinses live in
Lansdowne. Pa, where you can't walk
far.
Will Need Furs Even In House
Well friends I do not know what is the
automobile situation in the Collins family
at the present writeing as have not saw
them Of late but the fur coat situation
in my family is practically the same like
it was in 1919 only as l hinted in the
opening paragraph Of this intimate ar
ticle, it is a dam sight worse.
Because this yr. they won't be no
chance for the little woman to offset
her paucify Of outdoor raps by spending
the winter in the house. She is going
to need furs even there.
Therefore as I say this coming serious
IS tho most important of all as far as we
are conserned for Mother ain't the same
gal when she is cold and after all is
said and done what Is home with Mother
in her tantrums?
So 1 and my little ones Is hopelng and
praying that the boys I have staked my
winters happiness this VI. will not have
no meetings in no hotel rooms between
now and Wednesday but will go into
this serious determined to do their best
which once said was the best anybody
could and the man who heard me say
it said, You are dead right Lardner' and
If these boys do their best, why it leoks
to me like as if the serious should ought
to be we'll over by Sunday night and the
little weman's new fur coat delivered TO
our little home ssme time Monday and
maybe we will get invited out somewhere
that night and they Will he blizzard.
Copyright 1892 by the Bel Syndicate.
me.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Old Salt Of Many Voyages Tells
Of Trip Across Wide Expanse OF
Pacific In Balky Chinese Junk

the rudder was carried away and he had
to rig a Jury rudder under which he cut
down the junk's headway.
The course mapped out was northward
to Iakodate, Japan. and thence to cross
the Pacific on the 42nd or 43rd paraleliel
Of latitude. Contrary weather was met
on the two weeks between Shanghai and
Hakodate and typhoons several times
forced the vessel to shelter. The port
anchor broke at the ring and the captain
had to buy two new anchors at the Japa-
nese port, reached on July l2. HRkodate
was left behind on July 1S, when the
weather moderated. but the luu proved
to be only temporary. The Annoy en-
countered a succession OF eaterly winds
and gales from the south. which drove
the vessel up to 81 TO tho Eleutian Islands
and Behring sea. With GOOD weather
the Annoy was making eight and nine
miles an hour, In one day she did with
a beam wind $50 miles. But she mover
properly had a fair day's wind. Often
she would make twenty five miles with
a good breeze and drift back fifty st
night beclaimed.
The Amoy1 ride anything" Captain
Ward said. but she brought me on tAs
,ou=hes. voyage 7 ev-r mad
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Change Garrisons
To Avoid Rev.olts

MEXICO CITY. Oct. I'm conse-
ouence Of yesterdays revolt at Juarez,
which is now regarded as completely
put down, the war office has deter
mined to adopt policy of changing
garrisons at all border cities every
three months as a precautionary meas
ure against further uprtsings. 1t Is
believed the troops stationed at bor-
der cities are subjected TO extremely
insidious propaganda directed from
the American side of the border.
Ell PASO. Oct. 1.-Federal authorities
on both sides Of the border tonight are
searching for Capt. Feliciano Valverde,
leader of the revolt OF the 43rd, Mexican
regiment in Jaurez, Saturday morning
which was smashed by General J. ].
2rendez, garrison commander.
Belief that the revolving leader had es-
caped to Ell Paso whore 1t is said he had
friends and relatives, was strengthened
when three horses taken from the regi-
mental stable by Captain Vaiverde were
found this morning. One OF the horses
was identified as that ridden by the cap
tain during tho battle.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
(sy RING w. LAR0NER)

NEW YORK, Oct. ALL though they
have been world serious practically every
VI. for the last 20 yrs. this next world
serious which is supposed to open up
Wed. P NJ. at the Polo grounds is the
most important world serious in history
Us far as I and my family are conserned
md even more important to US than the
famous world serious OF 1919 which was
win by the Cincinnati Reds greatly to
their surprise.
Maybe I would better eXciaim myself
before going any further. Well a few
days previous to this serious OF 1919 was
approached by a young lady who I soon
recognized as my wife and any way this
woman says would I buy her a fur coat
as the winter was comeing on and we
was going to spend it in Connecticut
which Is not generally considered one
of the tropics.
Put don't do it," she says unless
Won have got the money to spare be-
cause OF course I can get along without
- In fact" she added bursting into
tears. "I- am so used to getting along
without this. that and the other thing
+hat maybe it would be best for you not
+o buy me that coat after all as the
s}ght Of a luxury Of any kind might prove
my undoing,"
He Found a "sucker" 1919
Listen" was my reply. "as far as
am conserved you don't half 10 prove
1,our undoing. But listen you are IN
ros,tion to know that I can't spare the
money to buy you one stoat leave alone
enough of tho little codgers skins to
rake a coat for a growed up girl ike
YOU. But If I can get hold OF anyhody
that Is sucker enough 20 bet on Clhoiit- n,
natl IN this world serious why VIII
borrow from some good pal and cover
their bet and will try and make tne pet
big enough SO as the winnings VIII OuS
var the handsomest mulesiIin coat IN
New England" .s
Well friends l found the sucker and and
uat hold of enough money to cover
his bet and not only that but sive MN, MN
odds of to and that is why We die
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Radio Broadcast
From Newark Is
Heard in London

NEWARK, n. J., Oct. 1.-Officials
of the radio station WOR here today
announced receipt of a wireless mes
sage declaring that the voice Of a
woman singing and the strains of an
orchestra that were broadcast from
Newark last night in an attempt at
trans Atlantic commune alton had
been heard in London.
A message sent broadcast by Sir
Thomas Upton did not carry across
the ocean, however. the London mes
sage mentioning only the music strains
and the woman's voice. Sir Thomas,
it was announced. will make a second
attempt next week.
Officials at station WOR declare
this is the first time actual radio
communication has been broadcast
across the Atlantic.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Largest Gathering American
Bankers Will Convene TOduu
Decide to Force Through Convention
Against Branch Bank Plan by Which Large Banks
Maintain Small Ones in Other Cities.

The branch bank plan, they con-
tend. threatens absorption, IL not de-
struction Of state and independent
banks and trust companies in smaller
communities, with the result that the
metropolitan banks will ultimately
dominate the financial conditions in
these territories.
Bankers of. the larger cities, par
ticularly Of New York, are expected
to wage a stiff fight to prevent adop-
ton Of the proposed resolution.
A poll Of financiers gathered here
for the convention indicates unani-
nous satisfaction with the nations
progress upward from the valley OF
postwar depression, and a belief that
at least two years of good business lie
ahead. That the prosperous era, how
ever, has not reached the proportions
of a boom was the conviction of
the bankers speaking of conditions
in federal reserve districts Of the east
south and middle west.
Almost without exception they ex-
pressed a belief that the United States
for its own welfare, must concern
itself more industriously with the re-
iuvenation Of Europe.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
SECOND ATLANTA FIRE
OF INCENDIARY ORIGIN

ATLANTA. Ga, Oct. 1.-The fire
which last night caused a damage Of
approximately $500, 900 TO the Else
man clothing store and L. F. N. build
ing, was Of an incendiary origin. Fire
Chief ". 3. Cody stated tonight
The fire chief said two men report
ed 20 him shortly after he arrived on
the scene last night that they had seen
two men clad in dark suits run from
Eiseman's store al the time the fire
was discovered. He is working on
the thesrv that the stora was robbed
aud 'her fired by Burglars
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
1nx rha As.eelatsd Pressl

VICTORIA. B. c., Oct. "Details of
the 81 day voyage of the Annoy, the %
ton Chinese fishing junk that brought
CAPTAIN Ward. his Chinese wife and
their nine year old son safely across a
$500 mile expanse OF the Pacific, were
told by the old sailor yesterday as he
helped his wife hang washing on the
yard-arm.
"Jess decided I wanted to como back
to Canada" he began.
"SteamshIps-Bordy. how I hate EN-.
the dirt and the smell and everything. A
reuer meets sailors only on sailing
ship. So went down to Annoy and built
this here Junk that brought US along,
There were some folks In Shanghai what
wanted to come, but / told 'em Move
were cemin' without a doctor, no Ice
chest and no fresh provisions,
I'VE had plenty Of water for drinking
but not drop for bathin' or the washin'
OF clothes, We had a crew OF three Chi
nese and they didn't worry about that"
The Annoy ran into many storms, Cap
tain Ward continued but the Gains
caused the most trouble, The Annoy
f,oundered about heIplessiy in them lost
time and went off her course. Twice
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Dallying of Turkish Troops
Gives Belief That 'Kemal
Is Playing Game"
(sv The AasoeIatee Prraal

LONDON, Oct. with the virtual
acceptance by Mustapha Kemal Pasha
of a conference at Mudania Tuesday,
or as soon as possible thereafter, the
whole near eastern situation Is con-
sidered temporarily easier. However,
the fact that Turkish troops are still
concentrating in the Isrnid zone. not
wtthstanding that they have retired
slightly in the Chanak zone, would in
dicate, according to remarks made
after the British cabinets meeting to-
day that "Kemal is still playing
game
The cabinet members appear 70 be
much gratified at the happy conclus-
ion for the moment of difficult sit
uation which might have necessitated
the use Of force in the Chanak zone.
After several cabinet meetings Sat
urday, one of them running into /
o'clock Sunday morning, information
from the Near East was considered
not altogether satisfactory and two
additional meetings were held today
1t is possible others will be held Mon
day.
| The Mudania meeting will be pure
| " military affair to arrange, accord
ing to the original allied note TO kemal
Pasha, that the neutral zone shah be
respected, and also TO agree upon
lines behind which the Greeks are TO
withdraw in Thracc. both points pend
ing the general peace conference
There will be present military repre-
sentatiyes of the three allied powers
as we'll as Of Greece and Turkey
It is pointed out that the very basis
Of this conference is respect for the
neutral zone and before it begins the
Turks would be expected TO evacuate
the Chanak area entirely. On tins
point there had been quibbhng until
l. the British cabinet permitted General
Harrington to send a virtual ultima
tum to the Turks to clear out.
Although the Turks have not yet
withdrawn completely they have evac-
Iuated the heights OF Eren keui and
thave desisted also from paradlng be
fore the British wire entanglemenVs.
II the Turks around Ismid COM
nence such actions. or attempt to en-
fter the neutral zone at that point,
There ia likelihood that the British
I Will raise LnE AaSSAACAA
ling the conference.
| Another question which may arse
within the conference is the form OF
government or control to be estap-
tnshed in Thrace pending the terms
/ ~ naace IL is certain that the IuFRS
u.iII demand that they be permitted 10
take over and occupy Thrace imne-
diately to protect their nationals Keep
order and prevent confusion and
crime with the withdrawal OF the
Greeks. It is suggested that aliied Of
ficials and troops might be used ioF
this purpose.
Under these heads the conference
promises many disputes. In some
automatic circles there is certain
optimism over the situation IL beng
notnted out that the Turks are TOO
wise TO fight" when they know they
risk all by such a course, whereas
they are assured Of many advantages
before the peace conference opens
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Hornsby Is New
Home Run Leader

ST. LOUIS, oct. 1.-'Pep' Hornsby.
ssr second baseman for the st. Louis
Nationals, with forty-two home runs
20 his credit this season, has succeeded
Babe" Ruth of the New York yam
lees ar the Home Run King"
His fellow townsman, Kenny Will
.ams Of the Browns, ran hornsby a
lose acc throughout the season for
ns premior honors and won second
ns.e with SO, leading the American
League
THue~ Walker Of the philadelphia
A.a.ou.s was second in the American
-s GLE with 81, while Ruth, with n
>;y-duy handicap, ranked fourth
win IS.
uovnsbys total was II short OF the
record breaking collection Of 90 four
.eso aus batted out by Ruth in 1871.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
TWO MEN KILLED IN
WRECK in ALABAMA
Two Girls Also Seriously Hurt
When Auto Turns Over
Several Times.

DOTHAN, Ala. Oct. 1.-Two men
were killed and two girls seriously in
jured in an automobile wreck near
here last night. A fifth member OF
the party was slightly hurt. The dead:
G. W. Beasley, aged so; Also Harri-
son. 50. The injured were Miss Willie
Frank Beasley. IS, daughter OF the
dead man; Miss Willie Mae Locard
is, and H. c. Beasley, aged 20.
All of the victims live near New
Vile. Ala. The automobile which was
being driven by the elder Beasley
is said to have tuSA'ed over several
times in trying to slow down for a
bridge.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
May Drop Some OF
Herrin Indictments

MARION. H., Oct. THAT the state
,ay ao.Io pross some indictments IN the
cas. af the Herrin Mine killings trla'
.5eau,ed to begin Nov. s, appears prop
aac according TO state attorney Duty
WY a.nco. the prosecution.
Ds,v admitted today that the state
aoalhy would be forced TO sucn a0t'o''
a o-1"r 10 expedite the trials, whlcn II
= estimated. will consume about tou'
months Difficulty in selecting a jury
a !. >cleved may cause the nolle pros
'"g o. soyne Of the first indictments
Fo-w-eight men ell charged with muir
Do. in The indictments in connection with
q &te'n OF Howard Hoffman Of Hunt
,'E'oa lad. non-union worker who died
@' roz:It of riots last June, are to go
trial frst
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
NEW INSTRUMENTS To
pEx7f sS7h 9hO3 80 AaH3sl-
NHFN co. LG5aazH 'WTN40c
OF

WASHINGTON, Oct. 1.-Two in
struments which, it Is declared.
will revolutionize the art Of coast
defense, are being exhibited in the
ordnance department here and will
later be installed at Panama to
control the fire OF the big guns in
the canal defense. The instruments
comprise a system Of ranging and
following a moving enemy ship.
They are electrically operated and
automatically add, subtract, multi
ply, divide and make allowance
for many factors controlling the
flight of a big shell.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
OANCER And RUSS
HUSBAND REFUSED
ENTRANCE TO U. S.
iteration Authorities Detain
,sodora Duncan and Rus
sian Poet-Husband.
rrpWrTED TO SPEND
NIGHT ABOARD LINER
Va, Detained on Orders From
Washington Declares Secre-
tary of Labor.
ley ras Asso,,s,eG Prsas>

WV YORK. Or. '.--Tsadora Dun
,.r trtcroro,auva lancer who was
,.., in California ,ad has been abroad
..,.a 1917. was arused permission to
,,.r ,.das Wien she arrived on the
,,.,reatu Parts. She was accom-
c,7.qd Sy Ike young Russian poet,
7,-ge Yesseuin. whom she recently
married. With the pair was her sec
...,ry. also 4 Russian writer. w. Wut-
,g.-e. All three were notified by
io,,;grauon inspectors "on orders
from Washington" they must be de-
ared
The members Of the party were or
ss.ei To Ellis Island, but were per-
n.,sd 70 stay aboard ship tonight
.rs- officials Of the line offered Sc
g..y for their safe keeping pending
1.iae- advces from Washingtgn.
immigration officials would not say
r- Miss Duncan and the Russians
r.,e held. Miss Duncan said she had
Ven assured by the United States
.,.yul in Paris that the passports o:
"a. party had been properly issued.
WASHINGTON, Oct. Refusal ot
New York immigration authorities tt
,s.mt, the landing of Isadora Duncan
"s dancer. and her Russian husband
s.i secretary. was not on orders from
Washington, Secretary Of Labor Davi
ad tonight Other officials OF th'
.pariment OF labor, under which the
bureau operates, saic
aeY knew nothing whatever of tht
i5s.
The question Of permitting Mis-
.4acan or others to enter the port
y.w York is entirely in the hands {
-a authorities there" said Mr.. Davis
mo explained that the board Of in
.ay at New York which excluded
Mems ard others, acted on its own
.aa.ivs.
This Is the first I have heard o,
Miss Duncans detention, and no or
f.-s 20 keep her out OF this country
,9ve been sent from here he added
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Thirty Killed in Clash.

CONSTANTINOPLE, Oct. 1.--Fron-
tier clashes continue between Turkish
'irregulars and Greeks. In one Of these
near Strank ia ten Greeks and twenty
Turks were killed.
The Greek army in Thrace for the
moment Is absorbed in excitement or
revolution and it's reorganization Is
proceeding. It IS not certain, how
ever, to what extent the recent politi-
cal ,1pheeval will suffice to restore the
morale OF the troops.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Famous Commander
Battleship Oregon
Dies in California

LONG BEACH, Calf, Oct. H.
Rear Admiral Charles 6. Clark,
y. S. NJ, who, when a captain,
commanded the battIeship Oregon
on its famous voyage from San
Francisco to Key West and later
in the battle Of Santiago, July 3,
1898, in the Spanish American
war, died at the home of his
daughter here late today. He was
70 wears old.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
EMPLOYS MORE MEN
THAN BEFORE STRIKE

Ni1MlNGTON. n. c., Oct. 1.--statis-
Ia' g'rr out by officials of the Atlantic
'1t', Inc railway company today show
~, 'hc number OF shop men now en-
p"Eod by tho company exceeds the day
Nor 70 tho strike, July /. The announce
"1'i 0.aoeq the shop force for the entire
.'e a, .oiG percent normal, as compared
With Jva, 2n
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
THE WEATHER

Extreme North West Florida. Gem
orally cloudy Monday and Tuesday,
little change in temperature.
East gulf Moderate Northeast and
east and weather mostly cloudy prob
ably local rains Monday,
West Gulf Moderate easteriy and
weather partly overcast Monday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
FAMOUS HANDSPRING
ARTIST TO PERFORM

.l'aame Perry, the slx-yoar old hand
'',ns artist will perform at the Garden
sure Wednesday evening OH the spe-
s,' ,' Program for benefit Of the DeMolhy
'oaa. Euud. Madame Perry's fame
H'''d-"ide and this added attraction
''eu7ed only after much effort. This
oH% one OF the many features
Wednesdays program.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Demand Removal
Attorney General

WASHINGTON, Oct. RESOLUTIONS
demanding the removal OF Attorney
General Daugherty were adopted to-
day by the central labor union at a
meeting at which Samuel Gompers,
president Of the American Federation
Of Labor charged the attorney general
with violating the law in seeking an
Injunction against striking railway
shopmen.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
DECLARES RAIL STRIKE
FELT VERY SLIGHTLY

WASHINGTON. Oct. 1.-The number
Of freight cars awaiting repairs Sept. u
was 3o4,54S, compared with S24,5s3 year
ago according TO data by American Rail-
road Association which declared the
shopmen's strike in progress most of the
summer, had affected railroad facilities
very slightly.''
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
smxrna Burning Aaain.

SMYRNA Oct. 1.-Another fire in
the residential quarter of Smyrna to-
day destroyed twenty-five buildings.
It is reported that several Armenians.
fearing they would be blamed for the
fire. threw themselves into the flames.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02

PARIS, Oct. 1.-The armistice pro-
nosal sent to the allies by Mustapha
Kemal Pasha through NJ. Rankin
Boui1lon provides that the British and
Turkish forces shall temporarily hold
their present positions, without any
further movement, until the armistice
conference called at Mudania on Tues
day settled the question, says HaVas
despatch from Constantinople.
The despatch adds that a peace con-
ference. If all goes we'll at Mudania,
is to be held Oct. Is. according to the
he,ier nrevalent in Turkish quarters.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
Dancer Point Passed.

PARIS, Oct. 1.-The general feeling
in Paris tonight is that the danger
point in the Near East situation Is
past. The withdrawal OF the Turks
from Eren Keui, and as semi official
Nv reported also from their positions at
Chanak, is accepted as proof OF the
Angora governments readiness 10
comply with the allied desires.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-10-02
A GOOD INVESTMENT

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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-09-01
Institutions Cost
State $1,742,2S9

Frankfort, KY. Aug ls.-Total, ex
penditures OF the Department OF
Charities and Corrections for the fis-
cal year ending June 30, 1922. amount
ed to s2.062, 661.23, according to the
annual report made public by ]. r.
Byers, commissioner
This amount included the expenses
Or the central office and for the sew
en- public institutions under the de-
partment's control, the three State
hospitals. feeble-minded institute,
house OF rform, State reformatory and
State penitentiary. Earnings OF the
institutions totailed $500 al 81, max
ing the departments net cost to the
State sl.742,2ss.g2,
Expenditures at each OF the instltu-
1ns were as follows: Eastern State
Hospital, 1926, 26650; Central State
Hospital, s4437T1.76; Western State
Iospital 1924. 61O.33; Feeble minded
Institute. $3.50 6s6.04; State House OF
form, s1s7.72L35; State Reforma-
tory, s453,592.s5, and State Peniten-
tiary, 152,479.94. Expenses Of the CEN
trail office were s54,532.36.
The average per capita cost for the
year of all institutions was s265.25 as
compared with s2s1.9O for the proceed
ing year. a reduction OF 1855 per
capita. The report shows that the to-
al daily average number OF inmates
for the seven institutions for the year
was 1915,