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Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

To the Editor
No doubt they's great many
people yerning to know my senti-
ment in regards to the Lucy Stone
League which for the benefit of the
hicks / viii exclaim is the league
that is fighting for the right of wifes
to keep their own original name no
no matter how many times they get
married.
Like for list. suppose you was born
with the name Evelyn Hoops, why
no matter if you married Geo. Flint,
Asa Gault and Simon Aldrich on 3
successful Saturdays. your name is
still Evelyn Hoops.
Well friends as a red he blooded
American that loves the great out
doors I must say that the proposition
looks dangerous to EN- looking at it
from all angles though they's a
great deal to be said on both sides
and some Of my friends is Lucy
Stoners.
But suppose for inst. that they's a
party some night and amongst the
attendants at same is a lady who is
the wife of man named Jules Clark
but she is travelling under her so
so called maiden name Of Edith
Gruhble. Well Jules Clark is unable
~ LGifo blle QdIAy Oil dIINs Vi lAAiil ~
ing the night editor of a morning
paper and this amt his night off.
Well amongst the other guests is a
gal named Wilma F'loy who has got
a kind OF peculiar habit, namely
when she gets certain No. OF cock
tails into her she wants to tell all
about other partys she has been on.
How Wilma May Make Trouble
Well she has been introduced to
this other dame by the name of Edith
Grubble and she amt got no idear
that Edith is married to this here
Clark. SO it happens that her and
Edith gets parked together near the
same ash tray and all of sudden
she opens up and says:
"This is some party but I wished
you could Of been along on one we
had at Atlantic City the last time the
EIks was there. / met a man that
had a qt on either hip and all ready
boiled and before | could say /. yes
or no he throwed his arms around
me and said I was the only girl in
the rm. His name was Jules Clark
and he was the night editor of the
Morning Planet 1t was some party"
Those kind of possibilities is the
kind of cases where it makes a he
blooded red American stop and think
and wonder if they amt carrying a
joke too far
On the other hand if you will leave
us indulge in personaltys for the
nonce. why I will say in his connec-
tfon that person that has got a Pc
culiar name like mine for inst, why
when they propose marriage to a gal
under the present rigime, the first
thing she thinks to her self is he at
tractive enough so as can stand it
to take a funny name like that.
In my case it worked out O. X. but
suppose hadn't of been so attractive
why the both of us would Of been the
sufferer. And they's many another
man that has got even worse name
than mine and maybe not II the
charm, why the gal will say to her.
self This man might maybe make
good provider and etc. but l will
half to turn him down because ]
can't spend the next so yrs. under
no such title as Mrs. Ezra Wart.'
Priscilla Margave vs.. Lena Spitz
Then on the other hand suppose
that the league was to get it's wish
and the gal could keep her own
name was she so inclined Well in
the case of a gal named Priscilla
MargraVe that was proposed to by
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
Questions And
4AnSLUerS

(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing the Repub-
lican Information bureau, Frederic j..
Haskin, Director. Washington. D. c..
This offer applies strictly to infor-
nation The bureau cannot givekad-
vice on legal, medical and financial
matters. 1t does not attempt to set
tie domestic troubles, nor to under
take exhaustive research on any sub
ject. Write your question plainly and
briefly. Give full name and address
and enclose 2 cents in stamps for re-
turn postage. All replies are sent di-
rect to the inauirer)
@. Who holds the record for most
home runs in one baseball game? c.
L. T.
A. Daubert Of the Evelyth club, NJ
]. r. L., established a new record
when he made five home runs in five
times at bat in a game played July
Is, 1921.
@. What size balloon would it take
filled with hydrogen to life a weight
of 20 pounds? E. r.
A. The air service says that it
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

ernor of North Carolina complained to the
of South Carolina.
Therefore our citizens have not always waited
for conventions but have proceeded by motorcade
and cavalcade to Nogales business entirely dsso-
ciated from affairs of a public civic character
We readily admit the monetary damage that
would be inflicted upon Nogales, Arizona, If the error
that headline should be allowed to stand
uncorrected, and are not that we have not
been rendered liable to citizens of Arizona living
remote from Nogaies for sometimes the infliction
of mental anguish been made the basis of actions
for damages
We shall have talk with the headline writer
about this.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

/ what their appetite craved they
forced the door on the little cold drink
stand just north of the Beatty build
ing. Here tobacco and other Incl
dentals were secured, and as easily
as they made their haul the robbers
disappeared. The officers are work
ing on the case and some clews have
been developed.
American Legion Meets
regular meeting Of the local post
of the American legion was held last
evening at the Woman's club, about
p members in all being present
Many things of Importance came be-
fore the meeting and will be taken
up and discussed with more detail
next Tuesday evening. Plans ars
now on foot to work out a program
for the raising of funds which have
been sadly depleted by the banks
closing, and when this is raised they
will have funds with which to oper-
ate. All members and ess-servica
men are asked to be present at tbs
meeting next Tuesday evening
High School Wins
After many starts and trials that
have ended disastrously for the local
high school, the baseball team did the
unexpected and won a game. After
long series of stinging defeats the
boys came back gamely and gave the
Phoenix Junior college q run Tor their
money and gave them decisive
drnbbing to the tune of to .. Fisher
was on the mound for the local boys
and he was right, which Is saying
that he had the enemy at his mercy
before the game was started. IL
might be said that the boys have
fat< -d
finish the season without a defeat. +,
Many Attend Circus ~
Many Glendale folk are busy gong
to Phoenix these nights attending the
many functions that are being had
during this month. At the present
time the Shrine circus is the stellar
attraction and all who have ATTENDED
state that they have had splenald
time.
Greys to Phoenix
Manager Hadley stated today tnal
he had four pitchers in prime condl-
ton for Sundays game with lhe
White Sox at Riverside and that ne
figured that he would come nome
with the long end of the score. Inc Inc
hot weather will add much 70 .ne
speed of the boys on the diamond.
Citizens Military Camp
Literature and instructions con
cerning the citizens military training
camp were received today by Dr. =,
f. Putney, post commander oil the
American legion here. The camp ~
to be held at headquarters OF lhe
Eighth army corps, which Is at or
sam Houston, Tex. For information
concerning the camp, expenses there,
travel. courses. pay and other incl
dents. prospective applicants NAV see
DR. Putney.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
ROBBER|ES
ARE COMMITTED IN
CITY Of GLENDALE

GLENDALE, April 21.--Glendale
was the scene of many robberies last
evening. three different business es-
Establishments being entered and ram
sacked 1t is thought by officers who
worked on the case that the work rs
being done by a band of boys who
are operating together as all indica-
tions point to the efforts being made
by inexperienced hands.
This morning when Green McAbee,
manager of the Halstead yards, ar
rived at the office he found that the
screen had been ripped from the east
office window and an entrance ef-
fected. The safe, which is left open,
was ransacked and two wooden draw
ers in the safe which are used TO
hold papers were pried out with q
Jimmy and made utterly useless.
The company makes it practice to
keep no money on hand and as a
consequence the thieves were not re-
warded for their labors. However.
they were not satisfied with look
ing, they opened every drawer in the
offices and papers of all kinds were
strewn about In checking up. Mf.
McAbee stated that he found nothing
missing.
The Glendale Lumber company was
not so fortunate, this being the sec
ond time the yard has been robbed
during the past three weeks. En-
trance to the office was effected
through a window and once inside it
was easy to gain what the robbers
wanted. In order to keep robbers
from blowing the door on the big
vault, the combination has been
printed on a slip and left on the door.
Evidently after opening the door the
robbers placed their shoulders against
the inner door and forced it open and
thus gained admittance to the vault.
However. Manager Bell since the last
robbery has taken the precaution to
keep all money in the bank and all
that the robbers received for their
trouble was about S. 1t was stated
by the finger print expert who was
called on the case that the robbery
was not committed by the same man,
in one instance it being a small per-
son while in the other it looked like
boy
It seems that not being content
With the money secured the robbers
then sought food and in order TO get
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

have an intelligent quotient of 9-12
or 75.
@. How many kinds of mushrooms
are edible? r. w. v.
A. More than 700 species of mush-
rooms have been proved edible and
authorities state that many others
doubtless will be proved fit for food.
@. To settle dispute, please in
form US what city in the United
States was the first to own and oper-
ate q gas plant? r, /. /.
A. Wheeling. w. Va. is credited
with having the first municipal gas
plant. the policy Of municipal owner
ship being instituted in 1851.
@. Is is true that there are spiders
that kill and eat birds? .. w.
A. There Is a species of trap door
spider, native of India, Australia.
Africa and South America. that will
actually kill small birds and suck
their blood. 1t is the largest of all
spiders.
Q. What are peoples univsrsi-
ties?" r. {.
A. Public high schools are some
times referred to as Peoples Uni
versities"
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
The study Of GasoIene

We see in The Republican that Phoenix citi-
the other day lit match and held it to the orr
flee Of his automobile tank to see how much it con-
tained The quantity has not been stated. but any
how, there more than there moment later.
We learn further that the inquisitive citizen with
the match escaped without other loss than the auto
mobile seat, or, the OF his pants? Either
would be fitting reward for his intrepidity in
keying about gas with open flame.
We are learning, one by one that gasolene,
of the volatile products of petroleum, in certain cir
cumstances is infammabe, and in the process of
learning there have been many casualties to of
which delicate aliusion is made in the following
beautiful lines:
Here lies the man whose crown was won
BY blowing in an empty gun.
He met the maid on Heavens green,
Who lit the fire with gasolene."
Considering that it is hardly sixty years since
gasoene came into use and that for some years
thereafter people had little for it. we have made
fairly rapid progress in learning that 1t is quick to
take offense from lighted matches other exposed
flame.
But our education in this direction, rapid as it
has been has been sketchy casual and unsystematic
to say largely accidental. We think the subject
of gasolene and its peculiarities should be given
place our schools. Our curriculums are crowded
with less essential and vital matters.
But after ALL second thought, we are not
that the way we have been learning is not the
best way-by personal experience, the Yorkshire
method of Mr.. squeers. who taught his pupils how
to spell window" and then sent them
to wash the window to impress the lesson further.
What we learn from the application of lighted
match to gasolene tank is something forgot
ten but each under the present system learn
for himself Experience" observed Carlyle, does
take dreadfully high school-wages but he teaches
like no other"
Jud runkins says there has been much
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
An incomplete Headline

We hasten to correct headline which appeared
in The Republican yesterday morning to forestall
possible action against this paper wherein the city
Of Nogaes would be the plaintiff The incorrect or,
rather. the inadequate or incomplete headline was:
Fifteen Saloons In
Nogales Are Closed
BY Mexican General
The fault of the headline writer lay in the fact
that he neglected to include in the caption the infor
nation contained in the suboined Dispatch that the
general who had ordered the saloons closed sent
felegraphic orders from Hermoso ordering them
leopened.
These saloons it will be understood of course.
in Nogales, Sonora. But it is Nogales Arizona,
as the possible claimant for damages on the
ground that the misnformation in the headline tends
impair the standing of Nogales the American half
the town. the premier convention city a posi-
tion which it began to attain on January l. 1915.
and in which it was firmly established in July l. 1918.
Since then Nogales Sonora. has been more even
than convention city. It has been the Mecca of
citizens from all the state who found the period
between conventions frequent they long
as the period between i;neiluons Of which the gov
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

vice versa. Where as if the ? of them
has both got ridiculous names they
should ought to give up the name
idear eHtirely and go by numbers.
Convicts don't seem to be no worse
off by being knowed by numbers so
a man that wants TO get married
should ought to allowed to take a
marriage license number the same
like you get when you buy an auto
mobile.
Like for inst. suppose YOU are mar
ried in 1922, why from then on your
name is 1922-473- S6S and your wifes
name is 1922 -473- S6Sis and you
can call her Is for short Or halvy.
But when all is said in done I don't
know if the whole question makes
q whole lot of differents in a persons
happiness through life and ! know
of several cases where a woman call
ing herself Gertrude Pulver is haveing
just as miserable a time as though
she called herself Mrs. Ralph Clay
and on the other hand / know a
husband right here on Longs Island
that calls his wife all the names he
can think OF and it don't seem to
make them friends. They's a catch
someWheres.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
RuRRERs

Drain you rubbers after you have
worn them out in the rain Letting
water stand in them will eventually
bring about rotting.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
pIAMrs

When branches of house plant
start to die, clip them off This aids
in keeping the plant in best proper
shape.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
PINK EVE

When member of the family has
pink eye he should use a separate
aids in preventing the trouble from
spreading.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
LEMONS

When It IS necessary to use but
half a lemon. the other half will
keep much longer IL turned, cut side
down. in the ice box Leaving the
cut side up dries the lemon out
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

Tunkins says there has been much
fusing propaganda he thinks maybe what's the mat
ter with the world is Observation-Disclosures star.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22
SATURDAY MORNING. APRIL %. 1922

This is the good of real evils, they
oeLiver as a0hile they last from the
deSpotiSms of all that acre imaginary.
Cotton.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-22

Copyright. 1922, BY The Bell Syndi-
cate Inc.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16
NOTED GERMAN Count
FORMER CENTRIST LEADER GEL
EBRATES NINETIETH BIRTH
DAY.
(By N. C. w. C. News Service

(By n. C. w. G. News Service.)
The Count of Droste-Vischering, in
Munster, Westphalia, who was pres
ident of the Center committee of the
Catholic assembly from 1898 to 1919,
recently celebrated his ninetieth birth
day. He comes from an old Catholic
family, and his ancestors, in feudal
times, were treasurers for the Bishop
of Munster.
Clemens August, who was Archbish-
op of Cologne from 1885 to 1S45, was
a baron Of Droste-Vischering
1t was the daughter of the jubilari-
an, who was prioress of the Monas-
terry of the Good Shepherd in Porto
Portugal, who suggested the consecra.
ton of the whole world to the Sacred
Heart, as effected by Pope Leo XIII
in 1900. The young baroness was
deathly i'll when she made the sugges
ton to Pope Leo in a letter She was
described by the Pontiff as veritable
saint. Archbishop Clemens August
was godfather of the count who has
just celebrated his ninetieth birthday
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16
HEADS HOLY CHILDHOOD
Able MERLo SUCCEEDS LATE
MoNsIGNoR DE TELL AS DIREc-
TOR GENERAL - IMPORTANCE
OF ORGANIZATION.

Mgr Roger de Tell, who for a pc
riod of ten years ably and most sue
cessfully labored as Director General
of the Holy Childhood, passed away to
his reward several months ago, as
noted at the time.
A recent cable from Paris an.
nounces the appointment of his sue
cessor in Able Merlo, Secretary to His
Grace the Archbishop of Rouen
France. The widened scope of the
work calls for readjustment OF
forces, and the establishment of the
associations headquarters in the cen
ter Of Christendom will probably be
the first step undertaken by the new
Director General twenty-five mil
lions of little ones are members OF
this beautiful children's association
the world over.
The Importance of the Office en-.
trusted to Able Merlo may be seen
from brief review of the past year.
The Holy Childhood Association col.
lected 4,571,410 francs in Europe;
36,3S4 francs in Asia; 1918 francs in
Africa; 1851, 696 francs in America;
1886 francs in Oceanica.
These offerings, along with inter
est on deposits and a small reserve
fund, brought the entire receipts of
the year up to S,395,007 francs, or a
little over one million dollars.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16
IT.. c. A. TO MEET
CATHOLIC ALUMNAE ARRANGE
PROGRAM FOR CONVENTION
IN OCTOBER.

Plans for the fifth biennial conven-
ton of the International Federation
of Catholic Alumnae, which will be
held in Louisville, KY, October 26 to
November 2, have been completed by
the committees in charge.
Special sessions will be devoted to
the work of the Department of Educa.
ton, of which Miss Pauline E. Bots.
liniere is chairman; the Department
of Social Service, of which Miss Ger
trude E. Tenk is chairman, and the
Department of Literature, of which
Mrs. Thomas A. McGoldrick is chair
man. IT
Applications from twenty-four alum
nae associations, including twelve
states and Nova Scotia, have been
received since January, and this
healthy increase in membership is ex
pected to be reflected at the next con
vention in increased attendance.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16
DIOCESE OF DULUTH

Combinations: On Tuesday, Septem
Der 5, the Right Reverend Bishop Wis
tied Kerrick and administered the
Sacrament of Confirmation to 25 chill
dren, II of whom were from Kerrick,
the remainder being from Holyoke,
Duquette, Bruno and Nickerson. Fa-
Their Zitzman and two Sisters from
Corpus Christi House had spent a
month in Kerrick and the surround
ing missions preparing the children
for Confirmation; Father Zitzman 60
ing to Holyoke, Nickerson and Bruno;
structing the children at that place
and at Duquette.
Father O'Riordan of Corpus Christi
House, Duluth, returned to town on
Monday, September II, having spent
a week in the Indian Reservation at
Nett Lake. Two Sisters from Corpus
Christi House had gone there a week
previously, are there still, and are
making an indeterminate stay. In the
near future another priest will go to
Nett Lake. OF all the Indian Reser-
vations in the diocese of Duluth, Nett
Lake, from the point of view of Cath
olicity, is the weakest There are
only 40 or SO Catholics there, many
of whom are Indifferent, and there are
between 500 and $50 pagans in Nett
Lake and the neighborhood. There
is Catholic church, the Church of the
Immaculate Conception, built in 1916.
Clerical AppointmeIn Rev. Paul
Reardon has gone to reside, at St.
James orphanage, where he will have
spiritual charge of the seminarians.
He will go to the Monsignor Buh Mis-
sion House every day and attend
classes there. '.. -.s --'a II
SIts
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16
SISTERS HEADQUARTERS
NUNS OPEN NEW CONVENT I'M
KANSAS CITY, MO.-oaiGlNAL-
LY FROM SPAIN.

Property covering two square blocks
in Kansas City, Mo-, was purchased
last week by the Sisters Servants of
Mary, the Spanish nursing nuns of
Kansas City, Kan. The consideration
was $4,000 and was paid by L. M.
Sedgwick, who was instrumental in
bringing the sisters to Kansas City
and who has contributed the greater
part of their upkeep expenses while
there. 1t was he who purchased the
Dugan home which they now occupy
The new property will be used to
build and establish the United States
headquarters and novitiate of the or
der. 1t is intended to take in Ameri-
can girls and extend the orders &C
tivities to every section of this coun-
try. At the present time there are
only two houses in the United States,
one at New Orleans and the Kansas
City, Kan, house. The decision to
establish headquarters here was made
recently at conference of superior
with the mother general in Spain.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-09-16

line choir, under the direction Of Moth
IAN Elizabeth, former directress of st.
.Paul's school IN Anaconda. but now
Of the Great Falls convent.
Among those in attendance at the
retreat were the Misses Amy English,
Catherine English, Margaret Cunning
ham and Agnes Titterton, all members
of the New York City public school
faculty, who had been spending the
summer motoring through the North
west.
Butte: ST. Joseph's parish present
ed Peg O. My Heart and 1.-THE Di-
vorce Question" for four days this
week, in the high school auditorium.
The parochial and high schools of
the Butte parishes have been opened
during the past two weeks with hun
dreds of children in attendance.
Extensive repairs have been made
on all of the Catholic schools during
the summer months. Some of this
work was not completed in time for
all of the schools to be opened on the
same date. The greater part of the
work has been done on st. Patrick's,
st. Mary's and st. Lawrence's schools.
The work on st. .Patrick's cost $4,000.
This school is now considered one of
the most attractive schools of the
city:
Central High, the Catholic high
school of Butte, opened on September
8 with the largest enrolment in it's
history. The capacity of the building
is so taxed that the commercial
courses are being given in two large
rooms of st. Patrick's school. The
curriculum included all branches
taught in Glass A high schools.
The Boy Scouts of Butte have re-
turned from their vacation spent at
Highlands, their summer camp, and
are back to school.
On arrival of Bishop Carroll and
guests at the camp, the Scouts were
drawn up and gave the honor salute,
after which the visitors were shown
about the camp. In the afternoon,
the Bishop talked to the boys telling
them that he had noticed in their
camp number of bridges which they.
had built, and that fact had inspired
him to exhort them to become bridge
builders in life. Bishop Carroll
dwelt upon few of the conspicuous
characters in history, emphasizing the
fact that they had bridged many great
problems for civilization. Bishop
Carroll was then given three rousing
big fives'' by the Scouts, after which
he, Father Tougas and Mr.. Owen lin
ed up with the hungry campers in the
mess line.
Through the courtesy of the Anacon-
da Standard, radio fans throughout
the Northwest have. been given ser,
monettes by pastors of Butte, follow
ed by delightful programs of instru-
mental and classical music. Rev.
William Joyce, pastor of Sacred Heart
parish, gave the sermonette two weeks
ago, his subject being, what is
Prayer?" while Rev. Father McCor-
mack of st. Joseph's church delivered
one this, week on 1.-THE; Schools"