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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
ALEXANDRIA WILL NOT FAIL!
he Spring FEVER Patients Prayer

Ship me somewhere west of Ennu,
t'other side of Have-tO-Work;
Pin q blooming tag upon me, bill me
to the town OF Shrik;
Purge my sordid recollection OF the
testers bells and cap;
Find me some Utopian section where
there's no one does q tap!
Shin me somewhere west OF Ennul,
get q fishing rod for me;
Get me bait and then, doggoney,
go away and let me be!
Never mind about provisions from a
grocer's musty shelf
Deviled crabs and like divisions! let
me forage for myself.
Let me stay there, west Of Ennui,
way bvond the toilng zone
| am selfish, but doggone me, | pre-
fer 10 be alone.
Ho! my bones are fairly achin' for a
camp along a crick,
And the music OF the bacon as it
sizzles on 4 stick!
John d. Wells in Buffalo Times.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01

Thomas Conley, to be colonies in the
adjutant generals Office, other min
ority military promotions and 4
number of postmasters.
Two seperate boIJs bills embody-
ing respectively the plans of Sena-
tors McCumber and Smoot are being
prepared for consideration tomor-
row by the Republican members of
the finance committee.
The McCumber plan embraces the
House provision for adjusted ser
vice certificates with the loan pro-
visions broadened.
The Smoot plan contemplates 4
paid up 2O-year endowment lie in
surance policy without any borrow
ing provisions.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
Lesson 20
THE SPARK GAP

1t is important TO note that the
spark gap, in addition to providing a
path for the discharge of the energy
stored in the condenser, must rapidly
return the closed oscillatory circuit
70 a state Of rest after the discharge
Otherwise. the oscillations which have
been transferred, to the antenna CIR
cut, will react upon the closed CIR
cult and oscillations of two frequen-
cies will be set up in the antenna err
emit and two WAYS vii be radiated
A type of spark gap in common use
is known as ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS rota-
ry gap and is largely used where the
source of supply of the radio trans
mitter is co cycle current. This type
je shown in the following dl'%ram
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01

imately one and one half inches in
diameter are separatd by specially
treated fibre washers, so that the dis
tance between the sparkling surfaces
is approximately one hundreth OF an
inch. The copper discs are provided
with grooves and cooling fanges, and
are mounted alternately with the
washers in a metal frame, frightened
by bolt until the joints between the
washers and discs are air tight.
This type of spark gap quenches
the oscillations of the closed oscilia-
tory circuit with sufficient rapidity 20
prevent reaction between this circuit
and the open radiating circuit with the
result that the energy is radiated in
the form of a single wave.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
HOUSE

Not in session; viii meet today at
noon.
During the hearings on the pro-
posed air mail bill, c. ]. Peterson, OF
the Wright Aeronautical Corpse
ton. said full days time could be
saved in delivery of mail between
New York and Chicago ny the es-
tablishment Of regular air service
by government contract.
Military committee, ENGAGED in
consideration of various irate pro-
rosals for Muscle $40. @,ve!op-
ment. concluded its examination Of
Col. William J. Barden, army enel-
necr in charge Of Muscle Shoals dis
trict.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01

Two little English girls were
quarreling over the success of their
fathers.
"My father can preach better than
yours because he is bishop" said
the first.
The second little girl could not an
swer her back, but she suddenly re-
covered and said: well, anyhow,
we've got a hen in our yard which
lays an egg every day"
"Tha.t's nothing" said the bishops
daughter; my father lays corner
stone every week THE Van Raalte
Vanguard.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01

Out in Wyoming train ran over
the COW of a Swede farmer named
Ole Oleson. The claim adjuster went
out to the home of Ole to adjust the
claim likely to be made by Ole for
the loss of his cow.
"Wen, Mr. OleSon," said the claim
adiuster, 81 came out to see you
about your COW being killed on our
track What are you expecting to do
about it ,"
we'll" said Ole stolidly, 81 ban .
poor man, an can not do much be-
cause | ban so poor, but will try to
INV Won tive dollars. '-Judge.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
Nor syoc hr0n0Os R0Tafy ssaP

A slender arm (A) with sparkling
point on each end is fastened to the
shaft of Il small nigh speed motor
CMD. The motor revOlveS the arm
at speed between 1900 and 24OO re-
volutions per minute between two
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
Navy Needed Sufficient
For Our Standards
(Continued from page 81

Continued from page six)
Great Britain and even behind Japan
in naval power, if the proposals of the
House Appropriations Committee to
limit our enlisted personnel to $1,000
men were enacted into law. Such
tremendous and unnecessary advan-
tage on Great Britain and Japan in
developing their foreign trade and
commerce."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01
IN CONGRESS
Yesterday

Continued from page one)
son Hall, Julius T. Conrad and
Charles Curtis Smith, to be colonels,
adjutant generals department., and
other minority military promotions
and list of postmasters.
Samuel Goode Jones and Edgar
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-05-01

Doctor-"But, nv dear sir, | can't
prescribe whisky for ven unless !
am convinced that you need it. What
are your SYMPTOMS ,"
Patient-"What symptoms would
YOU suggest. Doctor ?"-Life
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
OUCH! PAIN, PAIN!
RUB RHEUMATIC,
ACHING JOINTS

~. Jacobs OF stops any pain. and
rheumatism Is pain only
Not one case In fifty requires In
ternai treatment. stop drurgins
Rub soothing. penetrating 81 Ia.
cohs OIL right into your sore. stir
aching Joints. and relief comes In
stantiy. 81 Jacobs OF Is harm
less rheumatism linimsnt which
never dlsappoints. ana cannot burn
the skin.
Timber upi Quit complaining
Ces a small trial bottle Of old. hon
est NJ. Jacobs OIL At any drug store
and In Just n moment you'll bo FREQ
from rheumatic pain. soreness and
stiffness. Don't suffer. Relief awaits
you. 81. Jacobs OH is just AZ good
for sciatisa. neuralgia. lumbaEo.
backaehe. apralnn Advertisement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
NEWBERRY OUT;
HIS FRIENDS IN
Chief Dry officer One OF the
Senator's Henchmen

WASHINGTON. Nov 2s. ~ Aitho
Truman H. Nowberry has vacated
his seat In the United states senate.
due to public protest. a number Of
his honchmon. indicted with him for
oonsplrinR TO buy tho Michigan cleo
ton. are still on Uncle SANS pay.
roll They didn't resign with New.
berry.
Two OF them ara United States
district attorneys IN Michigan, mp.
pointed by President Harding. They
are Earl J. Davis. Of Detroit, and
Ernest J. bowman. OF Grand Rapids.
James II. Davis. chief federal pro.
hibition enforcement officer for
Michigan. was tried and convicted
for violation OF election laws. with
Newberfy. He was also freed when
the supreme court reversed The lower
court
Hannibal O. Hopkins, also involved
IN Tho Ncwberry trial. In principal
legislative clerk Of tho United States
senate. one Of Sewbcrry'R senate pa,
tronaRo jobs.
They and others who landed on
the United States payroll ns On.
forcera OF the law. upon Nswberry's
recommendation. are etili on.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
Duplex Fabric Cloves
for Mother or Sister
Glove Dcpt,--MaIn Floor

LONDON. Nov. 2s. Martha
Briggs. ~. OF Clspham. IL great
groatgrsndmother. Her daughters
daughters daughter gave birth TO
twins
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28

NEW YORK. Nov. ss.--'"rhe su,
prcmc court decision finding that tho
Japanese and other 'colorcd' races
aro not admissible to American cit
iEenahip win not cause "a ripple on
tho surface OF the pleasant relations
between Japan and the United
states" said Ennoaisc JinushL pr~si'
dent OF the Japanese association. In
a statement for publication In tho
Christian Science Monitor.
"in handing down this decision,
tho court merely interpreted exist.
ing law II injected no new insne
into tho relations between Japan aud
America. II merely affirmed n state
Of affairs that had already been ac-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
Jap Puts on Bold Front
on Citizenship Decision

cepted by the Japanese"
The leader OF the JapancHa colony
IN America made a motion with hia
hand AZ II he we're sweeping an oh.
atacle aside. Then he w~nt on.
gmvely;
''rhe thing that IN troubling Jap.
aneHe official and private minds n
not tho supreme court decision. but
tho agitation that n going on IN
various states. particularly on the
Pacific coast. TO place property. odu-
cational ana other restrictions upon
the Japanese
I'm thia relation l am not speaking
OF Japanese immigrants. but OF Jap.
anese born on Annrican noii. who are
automatically entitled 10 American
citizenship and all tho rights that
80 with a.
"For instance. n state that passes
law making Il impossible for a jap.
anese person OF American birth 90
hold real property Ia presenting
Japan with problem which Il can.
not ignore
The state that places upon its
statute hooks any provision that de.
prlvea Its Japanese citizens OF any
right accorded 10 the descendants of
immigrants OF oti-r nRtienali,iea or
fneea In Imposing n hardship upon tho
japanese which neither japanese
public opinion nor tho Japanese gov.
eminent can ignore.
a.
by existing law upon Japanen~ Inn.
migrants IN concerned. we arc mint
mixing tho issue 90 tho vanishing
point ourselves by reducing Japan.
cae immigration OF tho lRfortng class
10 practically nothing.
we don't want 60 send our people
20 any country whore they are NOT
welcome. business n,eB. tho promo
tors OF trade relations between Japan
and America. Japan has no desire 20
keep from coming 20 America. II IL
different with the working class. nj
whom American opposition Ii chiefly
directed
The relations between Aurriea
and Japan arr as good az could have
been exp~cfed. That " 10 say. they
are normal They will not hscoms
abnormal unless some state passes
laws or enforcea regulations tina, i'm
pose hardships upon tho japanese
that are not imposed upon other
races.
such a hardship would DO lsgisia
ton that depriyea Japanese born on
American soil Of tho rights accorded
TO descendants Of immigrants Of
other racgs Our japanese born on
American soil arc American In thelI
spirit They regard America an their
homs
ITO attempt 10 restrict them b,
discriminatory legislation would make
japanese IN this category a mar
without a country.
despite Wild tpik In some restrict
ed and obscure quarters IN Japan
The japanese F~eognireH tho right Of
tn. American people 10 exeiud. or al
init into their country any rae. they
may choose 10 exclude or Admit W.
fully coneede 20 them that right
nut any discriminatory iegssla
sion against thu Japanese who al
ready enjoy certain basic rights or
an equality with other races ir
Amersca. would force Japan 20 taks
nosics"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
Still Some Seats
for Concert at II

Several seats for tho Louis Ora.
vcure concert. TO be held Tuesday
evening at Menny hall. University
campus. are stiii available. accord.
ms 10 members Of tho University
|of Washington womsn's iaague.
under whose auspices the concert
u 20 be given. The tickets may be
obtained either a, Sherman Gays
tn tho downtown district. or tho
A. =. y. W. office on tho campus.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
Nystrom to Speak
at Bellevue Meet

To discuss the state agricultural
extension program for next year. a
meeting will DO held In the Com
munity hall Of the old congrega.
tlonai church. Bellevue. At 10 "A. m.
Wednesday morning. County Asri'
cultural Agent A. Is. Nys,rom will
be among speakers covering tho
subjects Of poultry raising. horti.
culture. soils and crops and dairyinE
Miss Edna Walker. home demon.
stFation agent. will discuss House.
hold Management and Nutrition g
The meeting IL open 10 the public
A similar meeting will bo held in
Rentor a, $50 .. m. at Grange
hau.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
GIRL CLINGS
TO LOVE VOW

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. ~. -
Mary Carroll. pretty daughter Of
Erin. on Thanksgiving day VIII fnl
fiu the vow she made last June
whAn Michael Brown was run over
by . street oas.
-f'n marry him sven tho h b
MANNED for itfA- she said
elnos th~n both Of Browns legs
have been ampu,ated.
'rt's life l caro- about" said Mary
today az she announced that she
and Michael would be married
Thanksgiving day.
Her heart 10 true TO me-" Joined
in Brown as he smiled from his
wheel chair upon his bride-to-be-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
Aged Recluse Burns
Herself to Death

BAHIA BLANCA. Argentina. Nov.
as.--Juana Sarratea. an aged re-
cluse, piled a quantity OF wood
shAvings in the center OF the stone
floor Of her kitchen. poured oil over
the wood. and after saturating her
own clothes lay down upon the pyrs
and touched a match to IL She
burned 10 n crisp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28

Had rhcumatiem Tor rive months
my hack. Tried many remedies
without relief. Finally used Foley
Kidney Pills and In fifteen days was
entirely cured" writes W. j. oliver.
Ntdalia Georgia. nachAcho. rhru-
matte pains. DUH headache. dizziness
and blurred vision are symptoms Of
kidney disorder. Foley Kidney
pills quickly relieve kidney and
bladder trouble. ---Ady~rtlsemsnt
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28
~. M. II. A. to Have
Big Entertainment

Florence Rosen. youthful vlolinLst.
viii Be featured on the program at
the annual midwfnter entertainment
ard dance OF the Young Mems He
brew association In the associations
auditorium. f7th ave. and e Union
a.. Tuesday evening. There viii be
10 other numbers. exclusive OF the
performance TO b. given by the Y.
n. H. A.. orchestra The program
win b. followed by dancing.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28

MARQUETTE. Mieh.--seven Of rs
eonvicfa who escaped from prfson
here Sunday have been captured. sc-
coraing TO prison officials.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28

VIII Irwin. journalist and author.
win speak at the First Presbyterian
church December .. at . .. M. on
Our Next War;
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-11-28

EVERETT Lands OF Tulalip In.
dia reservation lying between Ebey
and Steamboat sloughs now leased
BY department OF game and fish for
use az public shooting grounds.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
CALL MORNING
CLUB MEETING
!. FOR RAIL MEN
Business Men Will Meet Rep
resentatiyes From Three
Roads December IS.

The general meeting of the business
men and members of civic ~organiza-
lions Of Great Falls with representa-
tives of the Great Northern, Northern
Pacific and Burlington roads in their
three year publicity plan, will be call
ed for 10 o'clock ext Monday morn
ing at the Hotel Rainbow, according
to n decision reached at the meeting
of the committee Monday.
Because of the number of subjects
which the local committee desires to
take before the visiting railway rep
resentatives, the meeting is expected
to run well past the luncheon hour.
Plans have not yet been perfected for
the entire program and the question
Of having a luncheon meeting as well
as the general session will be taken
up after the speakers for the occasion
have been chosen. Representatives
from each of the industries of the
community will outline the develop
ment and needs of the business.
Harlan Smith is the principal mem
Der Of the visiting railway representa-
tiyeS.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
Smith ADMITS
TAKING CHECK
ATPOSTOFFICE
Suspected Shoplifter Confesses
Theft of United States
Certificate.

Lormer Z. Smith, arrested Saturday
night BY Deputy Sheriff Guy Palagi
on a charge of being connected with
the theft of a $40 United States treas
ury certificate, is alleged to have con
fessed to taking the check from the
local postoffice. Deputy Palagi quotes
Smith as saying that he found a post
office KEY and subsequently took the
check from the box that it unlocked.
He told Palagi that he had thrown the
key into the river in order to avoid
the temptation of using it again.
Clears Other Suspects
Smiths confession virtually clears
Leonard McEwan and Carl Luchia.
who have been confined at the city jail
on charges of trying to sell the check.
A third previous arrest was Red"
Luchia, who was picked up at Leth-
bridge, but would not come back IN
less extradited, which probably will
not be done. McEwan and Carl iLu-
CHA are out on bail.
Smith said he had the check but did
not know what to do with it. knowing
McEwan, he asked him to dispose of
it. McEwan did not like the idea but
on being urged several times took it,
Smith is said to have told Palagi. Nc
Evan sought the aid of the Luchia
brothers, one Of whom borrowed $40
on the check from a second Smith,
John Smith. The latter believed he
had been imposed on and reported the
transaction to the sheriff's office, the
arrests. following. For a week Ne
Evan and Luchia were confined in the
county Jail without divulging their
story.
Accused of Shoplifting
Smith is said to have told Palagi
that he did not want to lay himself
open to further temptation, So drop
ped the postoffice key in the river.
When he was arrested he was out on
bail on a charge in justice court Of
petit larceny, resulting from arrests
On shoplifting charges at Strain Broth
ers and the Paris Dry Goods com
pany stores. He was arrested a cou-
pie of months Z when he was said to
have been in possession of six post
office keys. The case was turned
over to United States District Attor-
ney John L. Slattery. through the
p~ostoffice inspector. No action has
been taken as yet by Mr.. Slattery.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
c.. N. Station Gets
Big Christmas Tree
for Holiday Season

Preparations for the annual Christ
mas tree entertainment for travelling
children are underway at the Great
Northern railway station, where a big
tree will be set up mex Wednesday
afternoon. The tree arrived from
Neihart Monday and will be placed
and decorated within the next week.
During Christmas week an effort
is made to have an entertainment Of
some sort every night. Children are
given candy and Christmas favors. All
employees of the Great Northern unite
in making the entertainments a fea-
ture of real JOY for small travellers,
who visit at tlie station en- route to
points east and west.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
Ranching Company
Records Articles

Articles of incorporation were filed
Monday by the Anderson Land &
Livestock company of Cascade at the
office of County Clerk and Recorder
John E. Moran. The incorporators
are Andy Anderson, Grant Anderson
and r. NJ. Anderson. The articles
provide for engaging in general ranch
ing and livestock operations.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
American Legion
Asking Members
to See Cardigan

AS a means Of stimulating interest
in the motion picture 'Cardigan,' to
be shown at the Alcazar December
1920 under the auspices of the Ameri-
can Legion, the local Legion post is
sending letters to its members calling
their attention to the production. 1t
p%ortrays characters Of the Revolution
airy wal period.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
GrandchiId Had Croupy Couah

My grandchild could get no relief
whatever from a very bad croupy
cough" writes Peter lands, Meyers
dale, Pa. until I gave him Foley's
Honey and Tar. 1t is a great help for
chest and throat trouble" Coughs,
colds, Group, throat, chest and bron-
chial irritations quickly relieved with
Foley's Honey and Tar. Contains no
opiates-ingredients printed on the
wrapper. Stood the test of time serv-
ing three generations. Sold every
where.-Adv.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
MAN HERE

f. w. Barr, special agent Of the
Travellers Insurance company, passed
through the city Monday, spending a
few hours here attending to business
matters before leaving for the coast.
He will return to his headquarters at
Omaha within the next few weeks.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12
VISITING IN CITY

Miss Iphie Mills Of Choteau, who il
employed in the office of the Lewis
and Clark forest, is visiting in the city
for q few days during a leave of alb
sence from her work.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-12-12

About eco acres of cranberries are
producing in the area at the mouth Of
the Columbia river.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-24
Employment


COLLECTOR Neat appearing ,oune man
10 travel, surety bond required Apply
M ~ NJ CLARK New k'csauier Hotel
ron HLLr enu Os,gc S5ot rusa Em.
pI"yweut free q" enp'ey"rs
F1UEMEN. brnkcmcn beginners 1850.
later $500. uu strNa Address SJ3.H.
care World
GOOD PAY for a good man to sell goods
iu Tu'ss. phoue Usage $40 Monday
for nprointmont with rroprcJor
HOTELS NEED TRAINED MIN -No.
ton. wide demand fur hiEu.anIHficd cS-
oeutlN.st past experience unnecessary.
WN train YOU bN mail nnd ru' N"u 'n
touch with big opportunities every
whprc. Write et oncD Tor PARTICULAR.
LOWS Hotel Training Schools, Desk
ttlh Washington. %, a.
IT, lr lS uoroughucss ot ta'0iug You
want. and position when you
are through, tho Tulsa Hus.uoss college
can do the most f'r S.u. Telephone MI
smith or Mr. Guiso at osego l4g9 Cor
"''"''' .
LEARN SHORTHAND and upowtitlug u
my school each person ls taught in.
dNl3uBuvi Hll lessons rogitod iu private
ITcIl p,'pr,nSi ss's s6s so9 gon gTo' km.r,rgo ,sS
uidp Phone osaso p7t
MEN for United states mail sotyicc, sils
10 Nltlt experience OF correspondence
mont E 81 bshop box 3pi. Joplin, Mo
MEN-t4to an hour dnplsyinR Thomas
ana hook orders. Ne delivering cf eel
leCtluE. Coat ftoo 10 producers Thomas
MIS- co.. section luE DAYTON. ONO
MEN. uF MECHANICAL AND SALES
MNNNltp NuLlrN. YOUNG MrN
EARNING WAY TWibuGu SCHOOL,
ApyrRTisING. MrcuASitNL AN6
SAIESMANSlIIp Fields, SELECTED
rRuM 10000 RECEIPTS. FULLY EN-
WRITTEN NY 4 gTtgrgaEt'T. UUsf-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-09-24
ROOMS WIN BOARD

ATTRACTi.ELY furnished front room on
cedar 1890.