The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-08
Florida Press

Jacksonville has a population of
100000 or more. but the automobile
speeders are rapidly changing that
Jacksonville Journal.
What kind Of water do you have in
Adiami?" Miamian was asked at
North Carolina resort this summer.
And the loyal Miamian described the
gIories Of Biscayne Bay and the great
fishing grounds among the Florida
Keys:-Miami Metropolis.
Florida will be the paradise of the
coalIess north this winter. Let's see
that they get square deal"-Orlando
Reporter Star.
Cleaning UP your own backyards IS
a better sign Of good citizenship than
worrying over the Iaxity Of your
neighhors-Tampa Times.
Lloyd George tells Of a friend of his
travelling in Russia, sassed by por-
ter because the tip for moving
trunk was only 100000 rubles. TraV-
elers in Lenine's land must have to en-
gage a trunk to carry their cash for
them.-Miami Metropolis.
The main question in Europe:
We'll, we'll; who shall we asstnate
this morning ?''Tampa Times.
A pretty Tennessee girl visitor at
Datona Beach, according to the De-
land News, has ben rescued four times
from drowning and still persists in
taking her daily bath"
Fishing is the leading topic Of the
day here" says the Hasting Herald.
what few are not fishing for real
fish are fishing for business, so every
body is fishing. Florida is great
fishing state"
An Iowa woman. married a help
less cripple, which leads the Miami
Herald shortliner to giggle: "Proba-
bly, wanted to marry a man who
would stay at home o'nights.' Now
If she had only been deaf and dumb.
he wouldn't mind having to stay at
home O. nights-Times-Un
York, Pa, is surprised at the hardi-
hood of g. boy who lived for five days
off watermelons. We never had the
chance, but from what we can remem-
Der of our predictions when a boy
We think we could have lived on wa
termelons FIVE weeks-if we had plen-
ty of melons and plenty Of time to
Ga than -Nrala Star
A young man in wyoming drove two
miles alone before he discovered that
his sweetheart had fallen out of the
buggy. ve-making in that state
must lack some of the ardor that char
acterizes 1t around Havana.-Havana
Fla, Hustler.
Now that Chinese women, newly
emancipated, are to cease cramping
their feet, only the American women
are left to follow that absurd prac-
tice-Times Union.
Southerners have concerned them
selves for over fifty years over the
report that Jeff Davis escaped disguis-
ed as woman. 1t is reported DeVal-.
era is going about in the disguise of
a nun.-Jacksonville Journal.
Every time the dove of peace gets
a foothold in Ireland something am
bushes it and trims its wings.-Jack-
sonville Journal.
A female burglar arrested in New
York had over $1,000 hidden in her
apron. Well bet a fapper couldn't
hide that much money on her per-
son.-St. Petersburg Times.
A pessimist is the man who re-
minds you how many people die in
the world every minute, and forgets
to figure how many angles that gives
heaven every day.-Tampa Tribune.
Another bird was ushered into
messenger" class at the Argonaut
mine The dove has long been known
as the messenger of happiness, the
robin as the messenger of spring
Now the canary has been cast in the
role as the messenger of death-Jack-
sonville Journal
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Van Splinter,
who were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. |
Edward Wood last week. returned to |
their home in Patterson, N. r.. Satur- |
day Mr. and Mrs. Van Splinter were |
on their honeymoon.-Berksh Mass
Eagle.