The Washington herald., 1922-07-27
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Hats on to Mas. Sullivan for tell
ing his boys to go after the fool
auto horn blowers. II may take ~
many police TO get anywhere IN
this as IL will take to clean MP
Lovers lane" OF Massachusetts
avenue. but good luck to you The
boy The Spotlight is after 10 the
| slick-haired youth who rolls up in
front Of the apartment near Eight ;.
zenith and X streets and blows two
short and one long one as q signal
for his lady love 70 come down II
she heard him the first time it
would not be 30 bad. but she never
shows any signs until about the
NTH set The neighbors In the
meantime are saying very unkind
things about the young Romeo.
while on the subject Of police. I
want to ask Inspector Hadley why
trucks are allowed TO park endways
at curb7 Thousands OF trucks DO
this and make one-way streets for
the time being out of a lot Of our
much-traveled thoroughfares. On
Seventeenth street. between II and
Pennsylvania avenue. one flivver
delivery wagon stands this way al
most all day. How many steps the
wagon crew save by this method is
what / want to know.
with Gene Sarazen- the champion
golf player, and Rudolph Valentino.
the champion heart breaker. Little
Italy is ''all to the spaghetti" for
| n. h.@
only one candidate for Sarazen's
hero-worship crown. That is Bryan
Morse. golf player. Bryan may not
keep up with Gene at golf. but for
a burned-ieather complexion Bryan
has IL all over Gene. The hat
stores would have to close N we
were all like Bryan, for he begins
leaving of his hat along about
Washington's Birthday and does
not sign an armistice with had
gear until November IL
The feud between the Mccarthy
brothers. Paul and Jawhn. Of the
Court of Claims. and some times
the East Potomac golf course.
grows apace. The gang certain-v
stands back when this pair tee T.
The trees begin to trembIe and the
grass In the bunkers curls up and
gets ready for the onslaught. AMI
to think that Midget" Murphy
says he knows the time when
Jawhn wrapped his clubs aroun1 a
big willow tree and said never
again.
Warren G. Harding has a fine bed
Of white flowers in his front yard
that are greatly admired by neigh
bors who pass along Pennsylvania
avenue almost daily. Congratula-
tions.
Frank Fisher. of the National
Geographic Society. is doing Euroas
, this summer. Judging by tn.
tales drifting back and by Darling :
cartoon the other morning on the
returning tourist. ] hope John Oil
yer La. Gorce put his Okeh on a
good fat expense account for
Frank. Fisher has gone over to-
see IL any mountains have been
7 misplaced by the war and to COL
lect few new labels for his trav-
cling bag. Bon voyage. Frank. as
We say after the three-mile limit.
In addition to knowing the prone A
procedure when South American
diplomats and business men come
10 town. Frank dams. counselor
of the Pan American Union. knows
gardening. II you don't believe il
I stop some day near the Marlbor-
ough Apartments and see just what
Frank can do in making the wood
! bine twine and the petunia tune
ltsef to narrow surroundings.
Frank has plot Of ground under
his window about as big as your
hand. but he gets results. He also
keeps a watchful eye on a tree
further back that is loaded with
pears. Several boys in the neigh
borhood also are keeping an eve on
L the tree and looking up the dope as
TO when pears should be ripe
: There is certainly something
: soothing about those nooniay
; chimes at Trinity. Something about
them that causes a pause now and
. then in the mad rush up and down
: q street. You are oerta 'nly hard
boiled" II You cannot spare a min
ute for the chimes. They get to
! me like some Of those sunsets over
J IN the Virginia hills. Some peonla
, rave about the sunsets they have
, seen In other parts of the world.
but II you want TO see something
worth writing home about, 60 overI
2 10 the bridge back OF the Bureau
OF Engraving and Printing at just
, the right moment some evening.
when the sun just catches the
! Lincoln Memorial about midway be-
> fore going out OF sight you have
: seen something that cannot be du-
= plicated anywhere in the world.