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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
Saving CAN
Be MADE BY
ACCOUNTING
Big Excess Income
Taxes Paid Be-
cause of Lack of
Bookkeeping
BY r. A. C0NKEY
Tax Consultant Central National
Bank Savings q Trust
Company, Cleveland

The time for filing individual IN
come tax returns for the calendar
ycar 1891 has Just passed. and no
doubt most OF US viii give the sub
5cct little thought again untii tho
time comes when we win have TO
fiie our returns for 1854.
The purpose OF this article II 70
impress ON the minds of taxpayers
the importance OF keeping some
kind OF record OF their taxable In
ooncs and allowable expenses for
tho year.
Often taxpayers world be right
nily entitled TO deduct from their
grosa income amounts spent Curing
thc year for certain items. but they
have no records Of the amount Of
the item and hesitate to claim the
deduction for fear they may be
called upon 20 suhstantiate the
amount claimed.
This. Of course. could not be done
without some record % the transae-
szkion. II some simple record were
kept. the item could DO consclen.
fiously claimed and result In n saw.
ting OF tax 10 the taxpayer.
Another great advantage where
rccords are kept Is that the task
Of making up the return u slmpli.
fled and results In saving Of time
TO yourself and the person assist.
tnE you
IL r. also important 10 tho tax.
payer that his items OF income are
clearly analyxesl "a certain kinds
Of income are entirely exempt from
the tax. some are subject 10 both
normal and surtax. and others are
only subject 10 the surtax.
Following are q few suggestions
~ 70 items OF which records should
b. kept:
safsry-A record should be KEEP,
Of the amount received from each
source
Interest on Bank Deposits. Notes.
Mortgages and Corporation Bonds
As certain corporation bonds con.
tain q fax.free covenant clause and
. portion OF the normal tax - a..
stunned by the debtor corporation.
the amour; Of this interest should
b. kept separate. az you are al.
lowed ~ a credit the amount Of
tax paid for you by the CORPORA
ton
Interest on municipal bonds is
Gnmpt from the tar and need no,
~ reported Interest on Liberty
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
CHILE AND PERU
ENJOYS AGREE
Decide on Course OF Pro-
cedure al Peace Farley
ny A. 4. BRADFORD

WASHINGTON. May ie>-Agres
rnent was reached today at a meet
ing between Chilean and Perivisn
delegations on n course Of procedure
for tho Tscna-Arixa conference
Following . short session a. us
Pan American building. II wss an
nounced the decision had been
reached for Carlos Aidunste. one Il
tho Chilean delegates. and Or. Milton
Porras. one OF Peru's delegates. Ia
alternsts In taking the obairmsnship
Of tho meetings.
AIdunats acted ss chairman today
NJ the first session Of tho direct me-
gotta tons and Porrss viii act a.
chairman st the next meeting.
which probably wifi be tomorrow.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

The White Star liner Majestic her maiden
rovaoe from Southampton, is almost long the Eel
toner, highest structure is tall Here is graphic
parison Of the 956foot Majestic cih (e right Wash
0ton monument $50 feet; Metropolitan building 700 feet
Santo Cdnpune y25 feet EfeI tooer 9sk feet st. Pous
ahedrai 405 feet Woo,corh building. feet Statue
Of Liberty, SOC feet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
FATE
UP TOCOUNCH.

Seattle cabarets will be closed Sat
urday night by order OF Mayor caid
well. unless the council license com
mit,oe takes immediate action or
pending applications for licenses.
Caldwell declared Tuesday that tbs
applications have been pending since
tho frat Of the year. and that no 40
iion has been taken. altho II was
agreed that the licenses should be
passed upon after a so day period.
In conformity with the mayors de-
cision. a special session Of the coun
ell viii be held Saturday. when the
applications Of the Bungalow. Lodge,
Butler. Aihambra and Dreamland
viii be given final consideration.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

seattle Council OF the PIT A.. were
DIR. Henry suzzallo. president OF the
University OF Washington: A. II.
Wiseman OF tho Seattle Chamber OF
Commerce: Mrs. Milton T.. Higgins
OF Worcester. Mass, national presi.
dent OF tho PIT. A: Mrs. Victor
Mahlstrom OF Tacoma. state chair.
man elect; Mrs. G. A. varney OF
Yakima, former state president of
the organization, and all the dele.
gates from Eastern and Southern
ern states.
Perhaps the most outstanding fea.
ture OF tho afternoon was the talk
by Mrs. Higgins. who at the ago OF
rs. has invigornted and Inspired her
whole Organization.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

ana Victory Bonds Il entirely ex.
empt from the normal tar. but In
certain cases IL subject 20 the sur.
tar and therefore a record should
BE- kept Of the amount % interss,
received from each issue.
Rents and Roy aities--rf you own
renting property. record should
be kept OF the amount Of rsnt 70
ceived. tho amount expended for
repairs and other expenses.
Busine~s OF Profession - Your
records should show the total re-
ccipts from tho business and . well.
itemixed list Of the business ex.
pensea
Sale Of Real Estste-rf ron sell
real estate during the year. note
tho year IN which II was acquired,
cost price. March I. 1914. value. n
acquired prior 10 that date. cost OF
subsequent improvements. amour,
OF depreciation claimed in former
years and the sals price.
sale Of Stocks and Bondh-rf you
sell stocks or bonds during the year.
note the year acquired. cost price,
March 1. i9ia. value. II acquired
prior TO that data. and the sale
prica
Dividrnds--rf you receive divf
6ends on stocks OF domestic corpo-
rations. the amount should be kept
separate as they are not subject
10 the normal tar and IL yoer net
Income. including dividends. does no;
exceed $4,000 they do not enter into
your computation.
Interest Paid--Wi,h q very few
exceptions all interest paid is an
allowable deduction and therefore
careful record OF the amounts paid
should be kept
Taxes Paid--Ar tnxe-, with a few
exceptions. are allowable deductions.
and a record OF the kinds and
amounts should be kept One Item
Of taxes. which very few people
keep any record Of. IL the luxury
tar: this ~ an allowable deduction;
and no doubt II you would Jot down
the dates and amounts as you pay
them. you would be very much sur.
prised at the end Of the year 10
see how they had accumulated.
Contributions Gifts TO organized
charitable. religious and educational
Institutions are allowable deductions
and a record should be kept of the
names OF institutions with tho
amounts given 70 each.
| I0~s<s-ff vou susfsraH ans ta..
during tho year from fire. storm.
theft eto.. make note OF cost on
March l. 1913. value. depreciation
previously claimed. salvage value
and Insurance received.
II is not necessary that the aver.
age individual keep q set OF double
entry books. but some simple form
OF record should be kept. Even a
vestpocket memorandum will DO.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
PIT. A. ENJOYS
GIVEN A LUNCH

Three hundred members OF the
Seattle ParsntTeachers associations
gave luncheon Monday at the Seat.
tie Yacht club in honor OF the visit.
ing delegates 10 the state and ma.
tlonai conventions Of tho PIT. A.,
held last week In Tacoma. During
tho luncheon the Lincoln high school
orchestra gave musical selections,
and Miss Ruth Bamford. local solo.
LIST. sang.
Among the speakers. introduced by
Mrs. J. IL. Rieke, president OF the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
CAN'T ESCAPE

Mother Motheri'
The excited young thing dashed
madiy into her mothers boudoir.
George Is going TO propose.
mother
Ia heT-
''Y.s'rn. he is' Tie doesnr know n.
but he has promised 20 tesch me
how 20 swim the firrs warm dayr'--
Richmond Tirnes Dispatch.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
Specifications of
Majestic

Length. s5s feet.
Beam. 100 feet.
Depth OF huh. ios feet
size In tons. $4,000.
Draft OF water. Is feet
Number OF decks. ..
Area OF decks. IA acres
Passenger capacity. $.ioo.
Engine horsepower. ioo. 900.
Fuel. oil.
Speed. % sea miles per hour.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

SAN FRANCrscO.-capt. Earl
Rohberg, Of steam schooner svea,
charged with failure 10 heed distress
rockets sent up by Union OIL tanker
Whittier. aground at Poirt Arena 70.
Gently.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
Majestic Made as Safe
as Possible

Designers Of the Majestic have
applied lesson learned from the
Titanic disaster 20 make this larg.
ert az liners practically unank'
able. This factor IL brought abou,
BY a new and improved bulkhead
arrangement. The boat IL thoroly
fireproofed also. Three wireless
station. are provided. f.ifeboais
enough 20 carry 5000 passengers
and crew are supplemented by
two wireless equipped motor
boats.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16
LARGEST Liner
ARRIVES AT N. Y.
White Star Ship Majestic In
From Southampton

NEW YORK. May 1.-THE white
Star liner Majestic. worlds largest
ocean steamer. arrived here today on
her maiden voyage. from southainp.
ton and Cherbourg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

The hell which rings .ur>cw Mt .
o'clock every night In Lincoln's Inn.
London. was brought frotr Calais In
1896
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

Under the English Law . married
woman is subject TO tho bankruptcy
lawn. but she IN safe frois G. mmittai
TO jail under the dettorS' act.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-05-16

In spite Of its great height and the
large area II encloses. the Eiffsi
tower IL comparatively Hsht. weigh.
ing only 5000 tons.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
roaD FIGHTS LIQUOR
WIN OiseAargs Men Usilg o. Having
Il In Homes Of shop.


Detroit, Sept. 1a.-Bsginning today
the Ford Motor Company Will wage an
aggressive war against the uss OF al
forms Of intoxicants among its tens Of
Thousands OF employees. Information
obtained by company oficials shows
that Federal and state authorities
have been only partly successful In
enforcing prohibition and restricting
the production Of intoxicants In High
land Park and springwells. whore the
principal Ford plants are located.
Tho odor Of intoxicants In a work.
mans breath. the presence OF any
fern Of intoxicant on his person or In
his home will b cause for summary
discharge.
This has got to stop" Mr.. Ford
says. and we're going to end It in
short order. Starting today 1t will
cost . man his sob without any excuse
or appeal being considered to have the
odor Of beer. vino or liquor on his
breath or to have any Of these intoxi-
cants on his person or in his homo.
Tho Eighteenth Amendment to the
Constitution IL a part OF the funda-
mental law Of this country. 1t was
meant to b enforced. Politics has In
terfcred With enforcement OF this law,
but. so far a. our organization 10 con-
cerned. II 10 going to be enforced TO
tho letter. Il have always been OPP
posed to all forms OF intoxicants. Beer,
wine and liquor never did anybody any
socd-and they have caused incalcu-
liable suffering and misery in the
world"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
ClEMEN{AU COMING
TO SET FRANCE RIGHT
We Are Mother lmpsrlalIsts Nor
Mllitarists, 10 Truth He Will
emphaslxo to Amorlca ns.

Fsrie, Sept. l:.--oeorge ClemencNau
p going to the. United States pri-
nsarily to plead the cause Of France.
ne told . correspondent OF Petit
Par:sien who went to HE summer
home ~ lard to question him con-
eerning his contemplated trip.
al ought not to talk to you" he said.
1T IN 10 the Americans I want to
speAk, and to whom II 10 urgent 70
speak. but II told you what expect
TO tell them then IL would not be
worth while taking the boat. You will
tell me that America will read my
opinion In the Petit Parisisn. This is
an observation which. coming from,
one journalist TO another. does not fall
upon . deaf ear, but what I want IL
no, 10 b read. but 70 Be heard.
NO one speaks for France--no one
and the time has indeed come. will
no, cay anything about conferences
tina, 70 not my business-but this ID
the moment to tell the United States
that they are making q mistake-thai
We are neither militarists nor i'm.
rerialists and that the French people
deserve the enthusiastic confidence Of
Sta friend.
America Asks my opinion, and
will give II. 30 to plead our cause
need neither preparation nor docu.
mcntaiion. Documents are not lack
!nE and il ia not q question OF a tri.
rmphal voyage. but Of . useful one.
expect 70 give four iecture~. and
Will leave about hrst Of November
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
GILBERT WROTE "mIRRoRs. /"
Author OF Book That Stirred
Washington 10 Newspaper
Correspondent.

washinKton, Sept. 1.-THE mystery
OF the authorship Of 'Thc Mirrors OF
WASHINGTON" Z series OF sketches OF
tho famous men Of tho capital that set
the town by the ears last winter, and
tho follow-up book. Behind tho Mir
rors." that appeared a few weeks ago,
has been cleared. Clinton ". Gilbert,
correspondent of the Philadelphia Eve
ming Ledger. 10 now admitted by the
publishers, @. p. Putman's Sons. to be
the man.
As q matter OF fact, there has not
been very much mystery about the
authorship In Washington, When the
first book appeared Mr.. Gilbert i'm
mediately was put into little group
Of men with experience, contacts and
ability 10 have written H. Later, by
various means. most Of tho others In
the group were eliminated. Coinci.
dentaily, acquaintance OF Mr.. Gilbert
reported passages In tho book that
bore his mark Enthusiastically.
But In those days. when he war
either congratulated upon or taxed
with the authorship. Mr.. Gilbert had q
teHucncy u oeSoil'e ieu III tuo iaSc
and to reveal other evidences OF dis
pleasure. Some Of the foreigners who
came to Washington for the Arms
Conference, hearing that he was tn,
author congratulated him. The,
soon came TO the conclusion that Mr.
Gilbert much preferred TO. discus,
Japan or China or the sins Of diplo
nlata or INV other subject
When asked about his political az
fliations. Mr.. Gilbert said:
I'm politics am = Republican whel
I am not n Democrat. and a Demo
crat when l am not Republican. A
moments when I have not been eithe
one have cast a protest vote or tw
for Debs. This lays my whole sou
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
xoToRIsTs LOSE eso.ooo,ooo.
National Association Charges Short
Measure Selling Of Gas.

Warrington. Sept. 17.-"ehort-
measure" selling OF gasoline was ssti-
mated today BY the National Motor
lists Association to he costing pur-
chasers tso. 100000 year. This nEure
was based on an estimate that each of
tho 100000 motorists Of the United
States buys two gallons OF gasoline
daily and that tho average nlching by
short measure artists" amounts to .
pints In each gallons. resulting In a
total daily loss to purchasers OF L.
100000 gallons. valued at approximate
ly $250,o0o
The association announced its In
tention to combat tho 'short-mcasurc
selling
Recent tests with "fraud-detectins
devices. carefully mnde under ofiicia
auspices" by representatives OF auto
clubs. the statement snid. developed
the astounding fact that out OF a
number OF purchases Of gas In b-gal-
Ion lots there was a shortage running
from TO : pints each In over 80 per
cent Of the tests made"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
BUYS rAxous lIxBRANDr.
!. 3. wIdsnef Adds sThs Descent from
the Cross 70 Collection.

Philadelphia. Sept 12.--Jossph e
Widsner has added TO hi art collection
At Lynnewood Hall. Epkins Park, THE
Descent From the Cross" considered
by critics 10 be Remt~andts greatest
religious painting, and reported 10
have ccst Mr.. widcncr no less than n
half million dollars.
Tho addition OF this masterpiece
gives Mr.. Widener thirteen Rem
brandts. Because OF alterations being
made to the section OF Lynnewood Hall
used as a gallery tho picture has not
been hung yet
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
IA YEARS FOR AUTO THIEF.
Gets Q Years for jail Breaking, For
Stealing Cars.

Reading. Pa. Sept. 12.--Lcwis Ed
wards. OF Philadelphia. confessed auto
thief and 'jail breaker" was sentenced
to nine years by the court yesterday
for attempting TO escape from prison
last Thursday. when he shot At a
bullets In his arm.
Last Tuesday he was sentenced 10
FIVE years for stealing an automobile.
so that he now faces total sentence
of IA years
According to his own account. he
has stolen 200 automobiles and has
broken out OF half a dozen tails.
o
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
All Vudor Porch Screens Al,
Haf-Priced!

They're regular VudOr Screens Nth all the features
that hare made then, popular.
They be had in widths from fUe to tUelUe foot,
all With foot, six inch DROP and green and br0Un
and combination c00rs
Our stock is limited and they're mark half the
n~:co
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12

Hattie Adams. eolored. IS years old,
who was found dead near Newark
OH Sunday morning. died Of natural
cayecs. according to Coroner Bullock
and Deputy Coroner Nichols. who
made an investigation yesterday. a
phys!cian's certificate Of death from
heart failure has been Issued.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12
CUT|CURA. HEALS
RED P|MPLES
OnF ace. Itchlngand Burn
Ing Severe. Lost Sleep.

my trouble began with email.
red pimples breaking out on my
fses. The itching and burning were
90 severe that scratched and ifsi-
tated shsm. and my face was vesy
much dishgured. Al night could
not sleep on account Of tho irritation.
Il tried everything I heard Of but
nothing seemed to help me-. began
using cuticura Soap and Ointment
and alter using three cakes Of Cuu.
cura Soap and two boxes OF cuticura
Ointment was healed" fsignsd)
Mise Martha M. Maust, Fsirchance,
Pa, Feb. ~, 1921.
For ivory purpose OF tho soiis end
bath. Cuticura Soap, Ointment and
Taicum are wonderfully good.
:::as:: ..;s K ,7 E1ssa.; tAHdu~ .cY:,Yrsns
Vim. Soap s. OiStRsnt = asA ~ fiSsoA
\ - cste~sa Sssp shsvss washsst neg.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12

Try an Every Evening Want Al.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-09-12

Try an Every Evening Want "A.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-15
Turfman Alleges
Race Was Fixed
Suit for $4,000 Filed Against
Jockeys in Baltimore
Court.

BALTIMORE. Nd. Nov. l4.-James
Butwell. well-known Jockey; Clar-
ence and Happy" Buxton. race horse
owner and rider, who have been
made defendants in q suit for s5.-
900 Instituted in the City Court
by NJ. Lee Cohen. are charged by
Cohen with having conspired to
throw a race in Toronto two
years ago.
The events leading up to the suit.
according to Cohen. are these:
During a racing meeting in To.
ronto. Butwell was engaged to ride
Nellie York. horse owned py
James Dunn. prominent turfman.
In the same race Happy Buxton
rode Frank Waters. a horse owned
by Clarence Buxton, Cohen said.
Dunn bet $4,000 on his horse. and
Guy Burns. who made all riding
engagements for Butwell, bet $50
on the horse. Frank Waters won
the race.
Cohen declares that Burns then
went to Butweil and told him that
he had lost all the money he had
on the race and that he had intended
sending his wife to the hospital
with the money. Butwell. II is al
legged. said that IL he had known
that he would have let his horse
win. According to Cohen. he said
he had pulled" him to let Frank
Waters win. because Buxton had
bet $500 on Frank Waters for him
Burns then told Dunn what But
well said, Cohen alleges, but moth
ing was done until this year, when
Dunn met Buxton in Detroit and
induced him to take an automobile
ride with him. He told Buxton
that he had bet and won on Frank
Waters in the race in Toronto and
1t is said. Buxton admitted tina,
he had ''fxed'' the race.
On coming here on October II
Dunn engaged Mr.. Cohen as coun.
sci and instituted the suit to re.
cover the money he had lost or
the race.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-15
HERALD SELECTIONS.
DADE PARK.

First Raee-Velma N, PavIown,
The Ulster.
Second Race-Macbeth, Fernsn-
dex, Miss Collette.
Third Race-Royal Dick, Marmite,
sandalwood.
Fourth Race-Green Gold, Charles
Henry, Elmer X.
Fifth Race PLUS Ultra, Honolulu
Boy, American Soldier.
sixth Race-Ruby, Smart Guy,
Richelieu.
seventh Race-Dr. Rae, Amadna,
Edith h.
MARLBORO.
First Race-The Girl, Margaret
Loretta, Cum Sab.
Second Raee-WhO knows, Bo-
gart. Mary Rock.
Third Race-Purl, Queen Of the
Sea, Zennota.
Fourth Race-star Court, Titania,
Glenn.
Fifth Race-Arrah Go On, Tricks,
Evader.
sixth Rnce-Sir Adsum, Jap
Muma, Navajo.
seventh Race-kebo, Prospector,
La krOss.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-15
AH-American Stars
With Rochester ELeUen

Not only will the Washington Foot
ball Club as a whole have big job
on its hands at American League
Park Sunday afternoon when it
tackles the strong Rochester eleven.
but Halfway. the big all-Western
center from Northwestern University,
and Macdonald, of Boston Tech
fame, should have a particularly in
teresting afternoon. as each will play
opposite one of Camps selections for
National honors.
Halfway will face Joe Alexander.
all-America guard while at Syracuse
in 1920. who has been shifted to the
snapper back job on the Rochester
team. with Lud Wray. who was given
similar honors while at the Univer-
sity of Pennsylvania, playing opposite
Mcdonald.
The locals are working hard for
this game and are not letting the
visitors record scare them any. They
are confident to a man that they will
hand their highly-tou opponents a
setback, notwithstanding the fact
that Bennie Boynton may be an abb
sentee Roynton already had an
agreement to play with another team
Sunday before being signed on here
and may be forced to live up to 1t,
although he hopes not. He will. how
ever, play in all futures games.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-15
Bat Nelson Here
On Business Trip
Former Lightweight King to
Return to Ring Game as
Manager.

ole Bat Nelson. dropped into
ashington yesterday on a busi-
ness mission before starting on an
invasion Of the Golden West with
a quartet of four fighters. two of
whom the former Durable Dane be-
lieves will develop into champions.
Bat Is here to close a contract
with the William p. Armstrong and
A. c. Rowle Company to manufac-
ture Battling Nelson boxing dunn
mics. which the old ring warrior
hopes to put into every gymnasium
In the country. Bat used the dunn
mics in army camps during the war.
After putting over the business
deal. the former king of the light
weights will take another whirl into
the fight game, this time as a mana
ger and trainer. He has signed
Sergeant Ray Smith. light heavy
weight, Ray O'Malley. a former col
lege boy of Philadelphia, who Is Gre
ating a sensation in the featherweight
division In and around Philly.
frankie Kennard, Junior light
weight OF Chicago, and George Lam
mersen. a lightweight hailing from
Los Angeles.
Nelson is to start the quartet OF
mitt-slingers over the around route
out on the Coast. II they are success
full, and he Is confident every one of
the four will be, Bat will bring his
boys East.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-15
lIhs61'IREs hs61R&zz4&sz s;?!;';!!&gz!!

The Great Exception.
For here on this terrestrial ball
Nations and markets rise and fall.
But Humor wobbles most Of all.
No man may say, with hand on
breast,
Challenging Time to be its test.
10, 1 have wrought a Cosmic Jest!'
Punch.
No mana sweeping statement
that;
Aye, one to rise and marvel at,
And with It / so to the mat.
Humor may wobble as she will
And shift with many a sudden spill
But one jest stays eternal still.
One laugh producer in the throng.
Who sweeps the loud guffaw along
And will, until the final gong
l mean. amid the maudlin din,
The bloke who sneams with back
ward spin
A foul against the umpire'a shin.
Four years from today Princeton
and Yale and Yale and Harvard car
celebrate the fiftleth anniversary Of