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FELLOWSHIP

Mr.. and Mrs. r. E.. Mathews ant
sons of Pennington were Sunda,
guests of Mr. and Mrs. G. w. Mills.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Parham of Dun
Mellon spent last weekend with Mr.
and Mrs. j. L. Smith.
Mrs. N. A. Noble and children, and
Mrs. Aldrich and daughter, Miss Mer
ris, of Morriston, were visiting friends
and relatives in our burg one day
last week.
The farmers are kept busy these
days fighting old General Green. The
crops are looking fine, tho another
rain is needed now.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. ]. Beck of Fort
Lauderdale and Mr. and Mrs. S. T.
-Sistrunk of Ocala were seen in our
vicinity Sunday.
MIR. w. L. Mills, Miss Matte Mills
and Mr.. and Mrs. E. r. Mills and SON,
Richard of Winter Garden spent Sat
urday night and Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. G. w. Mills. Mrs. G. w.
Mills accompanied her children back
to Winter Garden Sunday p. m. for
visit.
Mr.. and Mrs. ~ H. Lanier and son,
of Morriston Spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. H. J. McCully.
Miss Leone Brooks invited a mum
her Of her friends to her home for a
sing. Sunday evening.
Rev. E. A. Burnette, of .Williston
preached a very interesting sermon
az the Fellowship Baptist church
Sunday afternoon. A good size au-
dience. was present.
Mr.. S. Z. Atkinson spent Sunday
with his family here.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. H. Pillans and
daughters, Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Smith
and Miss Dixie Pillans of Ocala called
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THE HOME TOWN PAPER
(By Edmund Vance Cooke.)

(By Edmund Vance Cooke.)
A dozen times I've said it!
Some warm word to its discredit,
Some derogatory adjective beginning
with a ID"
Its soporific session!
Its the ultimate transgression!
ITS as newsy as an epitaph of eigh-
teen sixty-three!"
Its editors "a moroni
Hes a man I'm always sore on;
His heads a Faber Number Two and
paste is in his veins"
His sheets an .ahaesthetic,
Tempered by a mild emetic;
1t has every sort of childishness, ex-
cepting growing pains"
Yes, its sad" and it is sloppy"
But when / find copy,
When on some sad vacation far away
from home and biz,
O, my comrades, what a capture.
As | seize on it with rapture.
For the dear, old home town paper is
the only one which is.
So here light taper
TO the good, old country paper,
And | lay upon it's altar praise, apollo
gieS and such;
May the old sheet hang together
Bravfng every wind and weather.
And may It's readers multiply like rab-
bits in a hutchi
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THE LAST MUSCLE SHOALS PLAN

From the com2setion and operation
Of the governments nitrate and pow
er project az Muscle Shoals BY q semi
governmental corporation may be the
good Lord deliver US The plan opens
up visions Of wastefulness and graft
that are pleasant only to the would
be wasters and grafters. It IS but
another scheme 10 keep Henry F'osd.
and il is worse than an abandonn enc
Of the Whole project il its uncem-
pistod slate ana permitting lha work
thai has been done to &c to ruin
The private citizens WHO would go
n With the government II tFss basis
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REHABILITATION OF REPORT {

Barco were visiting relatives. Mr.. and
Mrs. Woodard and family Sunday.
Harry Woodard spent Mothers Day
here, coming from Jacksonville.
The geod people of the community
are digging into their pockets for
money with which to put a new roof
on st. Johns church.
An ice cream and cake sale is to
be held at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Lloyd Tucker Thursday night, May
25th.
Misses Beatrice and Eudora Beasley
are visiting relatives at Kendrick.
Mrs. Frank Glattle will lead prayer
meeting Sunday night Everybody
come,
To Correspondent will be very
glad if You furnish us with the news
of your town.
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tention than making money aas of
It aad sitfa tEe government as q par
tieipant it ogid mol make ny dif.
FERENCE to Ilienl whether flia sffaiFs
of tie corporation we're well
or not. # tlla management resus
u deficit cgngaesa wouId aunropf.i-
ate money to meet it. At the outset
these men woulI fuTAish the expert.
esaee While slle go4cfAment wsisId s.lr-
nisf ha nonay 1t the end they
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Paper pulp and strawboard are now
made from oat hulls.
It costs more than $4,000 900 a dav
to run the government of the United
states.
Nitric acid can be made by the oxi-
dation of ammonia with the aid of
ozonized air.
The calendar year 1921 eclipsed any
preceding year in volume and value
Of building operations in China.
ton in the United States inhabit IL
per cent of the area of the United
States.
To relieve the housing shortage in
Paris it is proposed to build large
fleet of houseboats and move them
along the Seine.
Forty-six Germans were killed and
109 wounded during every hour the
World War was raging, according to
German statistics.
The United States consumed 10,54S,-
$4,000 pounds of sugar in 1921. This
represents 2S.4 per cent of world pro-
duction.
Civil War veterans residing in But
Ter, Penn, who are more than rs years
of age, are exempt from payment of
personal taxes for this year.
An English explorer claims to have
discovered extensive. workable min
eral deposits In the Antarctic. He also
claims to have found the secret mi
grating places of whales.
The First Methodist church, OF Ell
Paso, will operate large skating rink
in the basement of the church to off
set the dancing craze. 1t is to be a
community proposition and no charge
will be made.
From the summit of mountain in
Glacier National Park, one can toss
q pebble into waters which flow into
Hudson Bay to the north, the Pacific
Ocean to the west and the Gulf of
Mexico to the south. The United
States Geographical Board has chris
tened the three small creeks original
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COTTON PLANT

Er. 4. NJ Woodard led prayer meet
ing Sunaay evening. Ills subject was
Christian influence and was indeed
Interesting and Instructive.
n VIC are glad TO welcome AZ sss Jennie
I.aeas. a foFrer teacher She IS visit
Ing her many friends here
The Snnbeans. their teacher and
many friends snioyed trip to Rlue
sprin S. Thursday afternoon They
ate supper there and returned bg
moonlight
mr. VIII Barco ana Miss. Carris
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German Red Cross, says that hordes
of Russian refugees are bringing
cholera and typhus into Germany,
Lativa, Poland and Esthonia, and
many are seeking passports to Amer
lea, where they have relatives and
friends who finance the trip.
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on Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Smith Sunday
afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Proctor and fam
lily of Ocala and Mr.. and Mrs. Jack
Crumpton of Pedro visited relatives
here Sunday
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Lead the crowd to the Big Auction
Sale and Free Dinner at Howell &
Munroe $4,000 acres plantation next
Wednesday, May Oath, 10 a. m. Val.
liable presents given away Just get
the one idea in your mind that this
property is ging to sell for the high
dollar. You are to make the price on
that day. Howell & Munroe are game
enough to make the deed-5-19-1t.
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ing at that point. Pacific, Atlantic and
Hudson Bay creeks.

ing at that point, Pacific, Atlantic anf
Hudson Bay creeks.
sss
Mayor Oles, of YOUNGSTOWN. Ohio
mas donated, his salary to the com
munty corporation to be used in pur
CHASING food for the needy. Each sal
ary check has been turned over to tbe
poor as soon as he could indorse if
The trumpeter, who blew the
charge when the Light Brigade
rode up to the guns at Balaklava. re,
Gently died in Liverpool. He possess.
ed l6 medals for valor and is believed
10 have been the last survivor of the
gallant six hundred"
Frogs are used as barometers in
many European countries. The green
tree frog is placed in tall glass bot,
ties with little wooden ladders. to the
top OF which they climb in fine wealth.
er, descending at the approach of bad
weather
The Begun of Bhopal is the only
woman ruler in Asia She has resign
ed over Bhopal, India, for 20 years
and is always yelled, in accordance
with the precepts of Islam. Within
her territories. she Yields powers of
life and death.
Baptist women in the farm districts
OF Iowa have agreed to contribute all
the eggs laid by their hens on Sun
day until the end of April to help
finance foreign and home missions.
1t is believed that the contributions
from this source will total more than
$4,000.
The German National League of
Kinder Reichen" has petitioned the
government for fund to relieve large
families. 1t advocates special tax
on bachelors and childless families
in order to assist those who are keep
ing up the population. The League
asserts heads of large families are tax
ed out of all proportion to the levy on
childless families and bachelors.
Trouble shooters snowshoed 20
miles out on the telegraph right of
way near Lameille, Nevada, to remove
the carcass of a jack rabbit, burned
to crisp, which lay across two short
tension wires, causing short circuit
and demoralizing electric service A
hawk was seen circling the spot and
it is presumed the bird carried the
rabbit to the wires for a meal only
to be repulsed by the powerful cur
rent
Hundreds of thousands of imnii-
grants enter the city of New York
through Ellis Island, from infected
ports in which smallpox, typhus,
cholera and plague may be epidemic
or endemic, according to DR.. Royal S.
Copeland, New York's health commits
sioner. DR.. A. Schlesinger, of the
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FOR SALE-One Worm Drive, one
ton Ford Truck; good condition;
tires nearly new. Can be seen at
O'Neal & Holly Garage.-5-19-1t.
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COUNTY, END
IT. 1a2l

Of the
OF Of
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Lodge rooms upstairs over Trox-
lers and the Book Shop, 113 Main st.
w. r.. Pedrick, E. R.
: j P. Galloway, Secretary.
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ocALA LODGE NO. 2se, 3. p. o. E

Ocala Lodge No.
2S6, Benevolent and
Protective Order of
Elks, meets the
second and fourth
Tuesday evenings
Of each month. Wis
iting brethren al
Wavs Welcome
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wanted one Han1e
egeys and old ones Ross BreTn.
eIfall. Alabasl1 19
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World have the money and the gov
eminent would have tae experience.
we already have considaeaDle
aoslla. Of experience vita arraa &C.
a1ezits Of this Kind and Il IS not wo
ssAiis to buy mere orida T..es-
iAnien
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
CHANCE TO FIND OUT

just now a belated effort is under
way to find out some Of the facts
abost government business and gov
efnslent employment. The Bureau of
the Budget has been organized and
Is IA operation under the direction of
ChErles G. Dawes.
Both houses of congress are work.
ing on the problem of reclassification
OF government positions and salaries
The Veterans bureau has been or.
ganized and has taken over the bureau
or war risk insurance, that part of
the public health service which had
10 do with veterans, and all OF the
work Of the federal board for voca-
uonal education except that mart
which had to do with the treatment of
persons Injured in the industries.
There is also the inquiry being made
by the joint committee on the re.
organization Of the administrative
branch OF the government of the two
house OF congress. of which | have
spoken. Walter +. Brown of Ohio Is
chairman Of this committee. represent.
Ing President Harding. The members
on the committee are. on the part Of
the senate, Senators Smoot OF Utah
Harrison Of Mississippi and Wads'
worth OF New York. The members an
The part OF the house are Renre.
sentatives Reayis OF Nebraska. Temnla
OF Pennsylvania and Moore OF Virginia
The job OF this joint committee Is
to make a survey OF the admlnistro.
tive services OF the government for tba
purpose or securing ali pertinent facts
regarding their powers and duties
tbeir distribution among the several
executive departments. aud the over.
'applng and duplication of authority 81
ln reporting the resolution FROM tha
judiciary committee 10 ihe house ihe
pievibers were t0id
u , inafter " common knowlsdes
Hhsf W'ihnns ~ dollars 40 wasted h.
~ fnffinineni ly fhe aiU0a enalfs.
''fl fi''i nf nfNfiufa There has le0u
~ fNhfHmNnfHi Change iO fha aalslnIa
fHNff t'NiHt.H nInfe Nla 0lsnult4iIon
fnH it' Hfd Dbl hIntaudfr lIsnIlfan. AND
Yif ffNNf n iNNi aNNfIura rnutDy md
II NNit'NNf flN ~ NNNNNna IN lllsn
'rf''N 'Nff flNNN $3.50 ul DAsa.U4 ,0afa
tiiN 'it f1IfiNHfNf NJ iif INiaI Illi0.
AZ NNN NN' pNll 49, N4l0.| Il.IIl..
p '', .''IN N" iNs H4Nfa allsl maO
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Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06

sive taxation. any legislative measure
looking to real economy should continent
itself to the sympathetic attention OF tn,
house, and we feel that the passage O
this resolution and the work of the com.
mittee which will be done under its au-
thority will result In the saving of mil
lions annually.
1t can be predicted with considerable
assurance that nothing will come of
this proposed voyage Of discovery un.
less we, the shareholders in the enter.
prise, maintain an active, lively. sus-
tanned interest in it. One thing is al
ways true of the house of repre-
sentatives-it Is representative. If
we breathe warmly upon it, it glows.
If we are Indifferent it becomes cold.
This isn't the first time that a plan
has been set in motion to find ont
something about how the governments
business is conducted.
The earliest inquiry into the nd
m!nistrative methods of the executive
departments was made by the Cockrpll
commission In 1887. Six years later
In 1893, joint commission. of which
Representative Dockery was chairman.
was appointed to examine the status
OF the laws organizing the depart.
ments. President Roosevelt I'm 1aO5
named an interdepartmental committee
OF which c. II. Keep, assistant secre'
tary Of the treasury. was chairman. 70
consider department methods. prcsI.
uenf laft In turn, In 1910, named q
commission on economy and efficie,cv
OF which Frederick Cleveland was
chairman.
Broadly and generally speaking
nothing came Of these enterprises
fon and I-commonly and vaguely
known ms the public-were no, IN.
ieresied, and neither was congress-
That ended A.
But just now. az THIS moment 40
haze ihe best chance We ever had \.
nnd oui about our common business
800 bow 20 Improve u ana lessen M
'vsi ~ us. the burden of sunnorting
y hen'ior ihap ever before
1op 1870 perhaps notice all thgougt,
in''' aii.'lea ihm fho lnfounafon
'Nil'''V hp about iho general mod
''i'''''1 'pp'o,moni and govern
ifiN NNr'nH.e nr lp f0ms M
'''''N'f| NilN approximations qbla
if N'f "A iir dDffrih of go,.nn,ooi
,ftHNlHilHp "a o. NJ lplfr md IA
fNN''i Wli NJ laua lo nul.laf,I
iIHI I.IHI U.I
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
OUT-OF-DATE MACHINE

A committee made up of three mem
? bers Of the senate and three members
2 of the house Is now considering the
whole problem of the organization OF
the executive departments of the gov
eminent with a view to finding out
how TO reorganlze them so as to In
crease their efficiency and decrease
their cost OF operation. 1t is about
time. The great executive depart
ments OF the governn ent have not
been recognized or greatly modern
lied since Alexander Ham;lton's day.
Representative Reavis of Nebraska
Is one of the members Of this joint
congressional committee that is max
ing the present investigation. He put
the resolution through the house that
brought about the appointment of the
committee. He is part Of the ma
tional government machine and he
ought to know what he is talking about
when he says that while the GOV
eminent of the United States Is The
worlds biggest business. II is likewise
the worlds worst managed business"
That is an indictment and a state
ment OF fact that will stand the closest
scrutiny and the most unsparing
analysis. But listen to Mr.. Reavis:
why should the Interior department |
run an insane asylum and college for |
negroes and n school for the deaf? |
How did II get that way Why should
In !
In the Interior department be caring
for the disabled soldiers of the Civil
war and the Spanish American war,
while another personnel in the bureau
Of war risk insurance of the treas
ury is caring for the veterans of the :
World war? Why this hodgepodge CT '
totally unrelated purposes which is re- a
sulting in endless duplication and ap- )
palling EXPENSE" D
l will let Mr.. Reavis go on without d
further interruption. As member d
If the house he has his share of the p
responsibility for the conditions he de- OF
'cribes: pc
There are 80 separate governmental -, nj
gencies handling engineering architec- ",
uIdi ana puDhc works functions all of a ~
elated KIND. There is no good reason why ,bi
II these agencies should not be- co-ordi- -.
ated In one department and aboutsSs of ~,
re useless organizations done away WITH III.
here are rs government agencies engage = :
surveying and mapping; there.s q Y
parate and distinct agencies engaged in
Die building operations: there are 16 ine'
enci"s authorized to build roads; there exc
e 10 engaged in hydraulic construction; ron
ere are Is doing work on rivers; there
10 engaged in public land functions: ern
ere are 10 doing chemical investigation pub
injected with public work operations qon
ere are 2 doing engineering and re-
arch. no
Many OF these agencies have been in mes
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
/ You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason VIII,
II is that 30 many products that are ex
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
Of sight and are soon forgotten? The
| reason ia PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
/ the promises Of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
| A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says "Takc for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation / have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has 30 large
SALE"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success OF DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulfills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutraizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores. Advertisement
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
Copyright. Western Newspaper Union
By EDWARD G. LOWRY

active for number OF yearp. but they
are keeping up their personnel in antici'
patton OF work In the future. We could
save 3oo0oo.O0O year. In my judgment
by doing away with useless bureaus and
duplication OF activities.
Some OF the dupcations are rldicu-
lous and absurd. For instance. the gov
eminent seeks to protect the Wild animals
in the national parks. II brown kadiak
bear has twin cubs. ono brown and one
black, as often happens. and one should
shoot the brown cub liz must make his
settlement with one department but II
/ he shoots its full brother, the black cub.
he must settle with another department.
If you were to shoot FOX In Alaska your
settlement would be With the Department
| OF Agriculture, while II you trapped the
same fox you must rake your settlement
with the Department of Commerce.
The government issued last year
| through its several bureaus and depart
ments 16 cookb0oks The last one that
WI issued was published by the board
of vocational cd dcation. This is a board
organized by the congress for the purpose
of rehabilitating crippled soldiers Of the
World war. 10 prevent. as far as possible
their becoming derelicts In life. II
may be of interest to state that while the
government has been issuing Is cook books
and consuming vast quantities of print
paper In these and similar useless publ
cations. / 300 country town newspapers
have SUSPENDED in tile last three months
because they could not secure print paper.
Mr. Reavis and a great many others
have sensed the feeling in the coun-
try and in congress that the time has
come to put an end to all this sort
of thing. He gives reasons for his
belief:
Ohe OF the reasons is that the people
demand that their taxation be reduced
lDr many years we have been collecting
de revenues of this government through
systems of indirect taxation. The reve-
lues have been collected through a pro-
eetive tariff and by excise taxation on
liquors Indirect taxation of
his kind prevents the people from realiz-
ng fully just who Is paying the expenses
4 the government There was a time
phen the expenses of the government
mounted to only IL cents per capita per
ear. Today the annual per capita ex-
ense exceeds 80 This tremendous ex-
ense has made it necessary to resort to
rect taxation and the people have sud
emily become painfully aware of who
lys the expenses of the government
am very certain that the elimination
Implications and overlapping In the de-
rtments will result in the saving Of
llions of dollars. There is no reason
~ 1t should not be DONE
There is every reason in the presence
the strife and turmoil that prevail In
s country and OF the unrest occas ioned
the high cost of the necessaries of life.
It the government should be put upon
Ane, efficient and economical basis.
Whoever by public clamor or other
ms can induce congress and the
cutive departments to organize the
tine business Of the national gov.
ment will have performed a great
lie service. Note that 1 say "or-
ize" and not "reorganize," for in
proper sense has the federal bust
5 ever been organized.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
Manner of ADMINISTERING.

A cowboy living near Big Stranger
was complaining to the new school
marin about his stiff legs.
Il think" she said, "a course in Del.
sarte would benefit you"
''How do you take that?" he asked.
do you take it with a spoon or does
1t come in capsules?"
TITS the kind of thing" she replied.
that you shake while taking. "-Union
Pacific Bulletin.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
Don't FORGET cuticura TaIcum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust
Ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes supernuous. You may
rely on 1t because one of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum).
25c each ere-Advertisement
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
Ballroom Dancing.
vns ctrTAYa coseAsv. NEW YORK eru.

The earliest form of ballroom dane
ing was the quadrille, started aboW
1915. This was followed by the Ian
GERS, invented in 1856. The polka was
adopted in 1895. The waltz, which
came from Germany, In 1875, did n%
become popular as a ballroom dano
till later. The two-step is an Amer
can invention.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06

Anyone can complacently wear a
suit four years old when he's got
eleven.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06
GOOD LOOKS FOLLOW
GOOD HEALTH
If You're a Young Woman
This Advice is For Yo,,

Aurora, Nebr.-"My mother -
always great believer in ali - ~
Pierce's medicines aud when + e. VI
girl she gave me the 'Favorite Pre @ss :
ton when l was in rundown ne pp
condition and it soon built me a, =. sou
health and strength. / am glad ~ ~ y
dorse DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrin,,;eanf'
as being a splendid tonic for girIa Aoo
women who suffer" Mrs. WsI,uo
Guard, sos Tenth st. "~'a
How can delicate, sickly girls bo,s ;.
become healthy women? A beaI.too
state Of the system comes with M
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. IL.
medicine prepared for women's airnss.
Get it now in either tablets or I;on;1
from your neighborhood druggist ~
write DR.. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, BuffsI
N. Y, for free medical advice.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06

When a man says "Pll think Ii
over" he has already decided.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1922-01-06

Hope deferred gives one cold feet.