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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
The Brides Ioke-

"Mercy!' said the bridesmaid impa.
tiently to the bride. "are you going to
stand there before that mirror all
day? Come on, they're waiting for
you"
The bride did not move from tie
glass. but continued gazing at he:
counterfeit presentment. 'Let them
wait" she said calmly. ut is we'll to
indulge in some reflection before one
gets married, yo1 know. Boston
Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
RUSSIA'S REPLY
To ALLIES LONG
Covers Many Pages: Stands by
Reds Land Plan.
ASKS BILLI0N-D0LLAR LOAN
Document Is Revolutionary in Princi-
pie. Yer conciiiatory in Tone
British Satisfied, but French
and Bel1ians Are Not.

Genoa. May 1.-THE Russian an
swer was finished, but not made pub
lie. The document which is expected
to make clear the soviet attitude on
all points in the memorandum submit
ted by the conference as a basis for
the eventual recognition of Russia, is
many pages long. is revolutionary in
principle, practical in effect and con-
cliiatory in tone.
The British are satisfied. The
French and Belgians are not. but will
be able to find reasons for either ac-
cepting or rejecting the answer.
The answer meets the requirement
set by Louis Barthou that it must b.
either Eyes" or no 1t is both yes
and no
Lloyd George has already fore
stalled some possible objections to the
answer by letting it be known that
the conference will proceed with
whatever nations stay to take part
With this program in mind the pow
ers met and laid plans for business
which viii take up the slack time Of
the conference while the big thing is
hanging fire They found that there
is still much important business.
Tie most important viii be the
boundary dispute, which Lloyd George
has declared must be settled in order
to prevent new wars in Europe.
Essential Points.
The essential points in the Russian
answer were given by Tchitcberin in
an interview. The preamble explains
TO the world that revolution has come
10 Russia and has Won The opposing
forces in the revolutionary struggle
are capitalism and indlvidualism on
the outside, as against collectlvlsm
on the inside of Russia.
The Russians declare that the two
forces are In a natural conflict and
that the great problem is for them to
find way to work and die side by
side.
That" declares the astute soviet
foreign minister sis why the Russians
are now yielding in practice without
changing their principles they do not
wish TO break up the conference"
The answer. however, insists on the
loan to Russia, and states fatty that
without the granting of loans and
credits all other agreements will fail.
Won't Stop Propaganda.
The soviet government asks to be
recognized as a de jure government.
They refuse TO agree to give up their
propaganda.
The allied memorandum is called n
step backward from the Cannes and
London memorandums.
The proposition for an Interna-
tional consortium is rejected.
The charge is made that the whole
discussion does not touch the real
problems of Europe and the declare.
ton Is made that the revival of husi.
ness life in Russia and the world is
all one problem
The answer goes into great detail
regarding the soviet attitude on Rms.
sian debts and on the subject of com
pensation for n0tionalized properties
making it plain that while their views
on revolutionary rights are unchanged
they are making practical concessions
Tor the common good
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
RemarkahIe Enqiish.

The following is q specimen Of Eng
lish as it is printed in a Brazilian
newspaper:
''Furnitured roIGs AT hight and
respectively family house two let two
apartments. beeing ZACH one of them
possess. a magnify pie n. Pension of
first ordem Tel. Ipanema 1877"
Here is the translation: Furnished
rooms-A high and respectable family
house has to let two large apartments ;
one of them possesses a magnificent
view. -Ieals of the first order"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
Reversed.

With very realistic sobs the weary
tramp told the tale to the farmers
wife and she nearly believed him.
But, surely, if you have an aged
mother to support" she said sympa-
thetlcally, you could find some better
way of doing it than begging? You
know necessity is the mother of in
vention.'
"Not in my case, assure you"
said the tramp, earnestly. with me,
lady mother is the invention of neces-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
Her Time Taken Up Now.

Brother, year younger than Ethel,
had fallen down and she had helped
him up and brushed his clothes in a
motherly fashion when along came
aunty and radiantly announced. "How
would you like a new baby sister,"
Ethel glared at her Indignantly and
then hotly flashed, "Say, aunty, don't
you think / have enough on my hands
now with brother without taking care
Of any extras?"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
II MEN SWORN TO TRY SMALL.
Jurors Who Will Decide Guilt or
Innocence Of Illinois Governor
Accepted.

Waukccan, H. May 11.-Twelye
Jurors who will decide the guilt or
innocence of Gov. Len Small. charged
in an indictment with conspiracy 10
defraud the state oft Of $1,000 o,o.
were accented and sworn in in the
Lake county Circuit court.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
100000 MARKS FOR U. S,
Germany Must Pay 100000 in Gold
for Destruction Of Zeppelin
Air Craft.

Paris. May u.-Germany must nav
9,OO0oo0 marks gold compensation
for the Zeppelins she DESTROYED in
stead of delivering TO the allied and
associated powers under the terms
of the Versailles peace treaty. the
ambassadors council decided. OF this
sum 100000 marks is payable to the
United States
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
Letting Him In.

"Well, well, young gentlemen" eZ-
claimed the affable old person, I'D
give great deal to be able to join
in your sport"
"Stick around, grandpop," said one
sturdy youngster. IF we knock this
ball through somebody's window Wen
let you go for it."-Birmingham Age
Eerald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
STEAMER GOES ON ROCKS
Fishermen Go to the Aid Of linden.
titled Vessel North of Cape
Race.

st. Johns. \. f.. May i1.-An I'M
Identified steamer was on Renews
rocks, twenty miles north of C,pe
Race II had struck during the night
and isheimen went out 70 il.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

A mans win sometimes weakene
because of his broad-minded view that
so often nothing matters.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

If you don't like what the future
has in store for you, patronize some
other store.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

The man who has more than the
other fellow should do more.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

What would a woman rather be.
Beautiful or Intellectually brilliant?
Both.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12
The Dear Departed.

The Dear Departed.
Host-This sauce has grown quite
cold
HOstess-It's posthumous dish,
dear. The cook has just left.-Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

Chronic kiekers soon develop a
whine that won't wear off.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

A man who has no sense of humor
Is naturally short o. sense.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

If bass drum doesn't make good
music it browns a lot of bad.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1922-05-12

Men who make good use of tlef
time have none to spare.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06

cost than common or scrub bulls
owned alone. Often mans scrub
bull sold for beef will pay his share
in club to last 6 to s years. Be-
sides this, the club gives a chance
to test out the bulls and use the
best tested" sires as long as they
live, establishes one breed in a
community, encourages members
to study breeding and better meth
DDS, to combine to eliminate dis
ease and to form Breeders Asso-
Citations for buying, selling and adj
vertising their stock.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06

neighborhood, see your County
Agent or Farm Bureau officers
about it, and they will be glad to
locate other blocks. help you or
ganize and select your bulls and to
make it a real success. They can
suggest to you Constitution and
Bylaws to cover all details of
management. 1t is understood
that the dairynen in the club han
die their own business by electing
officers and one director for each
block, whose duty it is to see that
the rules are strictly carried out.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06
You, Too, Can Make Increased Profit
BY USING Pure.bred Sir

rules are followed, abortion has
not and will not be spread by the
bull. Ask your veterinarian.
Opportunity to Use BEST Tested"
Sires
Where dairymen share in the
purchase and feed of one bull, and
continue to exchange instead of
buying new bulls, they can use
these valuable bulls at less actual
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06
Confer With County Agent

Your County Agent, Agricul-
tural College and United States
Department Of Agriculture ex-
perts are available and anxious to
assist you in organizing a bull
club. We realize that the club idea
is not suited to every farm or To-
cality, but if you think there is OPP
portunity for one block in your
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06
Here is the Best Wav
To Secure a Pure
Bred Sire.
Better BulLs---at less cost
BY Prof. G. S. Buckley,
Director Dairy Extension,
CarnatiOn Milk Products Co.

4 Ii farmers use improved machinery today but
"A too many dairymen do not use improved, eff
icient dairy cows, the most wonderful of all farm
machines. Why use grain cradle or milk scrub
in these days? Neither business like nor pro-
ftable
Really good cows are hard to buy and very high
priced The good dairyman takes no chances of buy
ing in Gull and abortion, but keeps improving his
own herd with good bulls He makes his herd more
profitable every year, and occasional surplus stock
brings good money from less businesslike neighbours
Cooperative Bull Clubs-Economical and Practical
We advocate the COOPERATIVE BULL CLUB
because it is the most economical and practical meth
cd especially among smaller herds) of securing the
use of hgh-cass bulls. 1t is not half-baked" the
Dry but successful practice since 1874 originating
in Denmark where there are almost 1000 clubs.
Il is also th-stablished practice IN Norway, Sweden,
Holland and Switzerland nearly 100 clubs work.
in in the United States some since 1908. The writer's
experience of over years with bull clubs in Penn
ylvania where 80 bulls costing from $3.50 to $1,000
apiece are now serving the needs of 400 farmers
has great value.
This is the plan: One, two or dozen farmers,
living close together, owning total of 40 to 80 cows
instead of each owning and feeding common bull or
scrub. This group block forms an association
18th other blocks to blocks, forming bull club.
This club buys one bull for each block each men,
Der paying share in proportion to the size of his
herd then every two years the bulls are rotated or
exchanged Thus each mans original share or part
of the cost of bull gives him the full use of very
good bulls for to 10 years without REIMBURSEMENT.
In each block the bull is stationed on one central
farm where the other COWS brought for service,
the members sharing the cost of his feed. To pre-
spreading disease he must be kept separate from
the regular herd and disnfected at every service
cheap and safe precaution If members herd breaks
out with abortion he cannot use the community bull
for or years. until it is cleaned up. Where these
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06
Study This Chart

1t is an actual example of how very
profitable herd can quickly be built
from a poor foundation by using good
sires.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06
Pure Bred Bulls PAY

Pure Bred Bulls Pay
Nine years progress with
Arkansas scrubs bred to pure bred bulls at
Iowa Experimental Station.
PRODUCTION RECORDS
Scrubs Daughters Granddaughter
Milk per year~---336O fb 1898 ID S401 fb
Fat per year ------ III ID 261 ID 35S fb
NCREASE-Due to Pure Bred Sres)
Pounds Milk o Fat
Daughters ---- -----233S( $40 800 500 S445O
Granddaughter ~~4741 Q29qO 1s6QO9@) $4,000
NET INCREASED PROFIT (*) PER YEAR
10 Daughters S296O0
10 Granddaughter ------ S6O3OO
Note: Average Valuation Pure Bred Bulls Used $3.50
(O Estimated after deducting cost of extra grain
for extra production.
Why Lose This Increased Profit?
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06

Copyrighted, 1922 Carnation Milk Products Co,
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-06

Copyrighted, 1922, Carnation Milk Products Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31

ment will show more real effort for law
enforcement under our administration
than ever before in the history OF Ard
more.
You and | have labored together too
long and too tremendously for me to
now allow my personal feeling or per-
sonal ambition to cause me to refuse
your request.
81 know how you regard me person.
ally and / appreciate the faith and con
fidence YOU have in me and | thank You
most sincerely for the manly stand you
have taken in refusing TO remove mr.
from office without cause. wen 10 the
| extent of sacrificing your position as
| city manager. As you know the only
thing | have ever demanded was a
| chance to be heard, and though ! feel
that I have been denied the right ac-
corded the meanest criminal. | in no
way blame you for | know that you are
only taking action in requesting my res
| ignation or the demand Of the city com
m~issioners and against your own judg'
ment and over your protest, and in the
belief that | have done my full duty.
mo man can faithfully enforce the
law without mourning the hostility Of
violators Of the law-their relatives and
friends-and | was not surprised when
the petition, which was presented to you
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31

asking for my removal. was examined
10 find thereon the names OF u large pei
cent Of police characters and offenders
against the laws and ordinances OF Ard
more.
at seems that | am to be a victim of
"A too active enforcement of the law,
and too many executive sessions" and
secret conferences where political ex-
pediency" and embarrassing situa-
tons were discussed.
80, therefore, in order that there
may be no further causes for dissen
ton; that political ex~pediency" may
be justified: that embarrassing situa.
tons" may be avoided. and that the
commissioners may rest easy. I here
by tender you my resignation as chief
of police of the city OF Ardmorc TO take
effect an requested in your letter"
New Chief Is Silent
II. s. Hayden. who was appointed
chief of police by City Manager Dyer
following a conference with commits
~sioners Friday afternoon, said Saturday
night that he had no statement to make
at this time.
He would not say whether there
would be any changes. preferring t
wait until he takes office on Monda,
morning.
Late Friday and several times OF
saturday Mr.. Hayden visited the polio,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31
HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW?

That Ardnores first 20 wa a coal NINE
That the petiest spot i'm the city was once the grave yard
That the town first started caste Of the railroad
That the city has been twice wiped os the MAJ.
That the first telephone poles we're cut down by Indian police.
That Captain Wilmington Joined by others saved the poles by telling
the Indians they would settle with the first mn to ut n IN Main street
That Jim Mathers came here as a kid to drive a team for his uncle
That GIL Stuart nee a a little stors.
That Simon Weshehmer bought a bull dog to catch rabbits
That El Green once sold pills n ouinine TO the populace.
That J. b. Spragins vas known as the best hunter In the country.
That Mix Sneed could hit an apple Oh the fly with a small rifle
That H. II. Brown owned Al interest in a sorghum, mill east of town.
That the present sheriff sold papers on the street.
That the tax assessor picked cotton for this writer's father for IS cents
per hundred pounds.
That there a not a free school in tina country for white children.
That there a not a bridge in the county.
That III courts were then held at Paris, Texas and TT. Smith, Ark.
That s. T. Lindsey was the law of the land.
That Dave Booker and George Tucker were n frt democratic Off
GERS in this part IF the country.
That it took nerve to live in this section in those days
That there is at least n lawyer here who hauled wood to my for his
first sack of flour after he was married
That a lot Of these old fellows still live here VINO heped blaze the
trail to statehood and may mile YER this.
GUESS WHO
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31

Continued From Page One)
uon Of the people ne represents. Said
he:
ION next tuesday l will take up my
duties as the representative OF the peo-
lie Of Carter county in the state leg
isiature and in doing so I feel hat a
greaat duty rests upon me a. / at
tempt to represent the people of the
county.
Since my election / have sought the
advice Of the citizenship OF this coun.
~ on every question with which the
legislature will deal and l still desire
their advice on these questions. l feel
\ that my usefulness Us a member of the
legislature. will, in ~ great degree. de-
4 rend upon the support of my people.
|. feel that | am the representative Of
Very citizen of this county without re-
gard to race or color, politics or relig-
ion. l would like 20 he in a position
&c represent every interest in the coun-
Is. However l realize that there are
many things with which / I'M not ac.
I uiainted and that questions affecting
the interest in this county. Will arise,
upon which | have not sufficient in
| formation TO rightly represent them.
Ii IL with this idea in view that |
have and do solicit the advice OF my
constituents. | wan every citizen TO
| f5el free TO call upon me as q servant
Of the people and give me assistance
ana | assure you that | will always be
J ready to listen to any suggestions from
| any Cne who will take time to make
them for me. II | fail to measure up
- the standard which you think l
should, remember that. il you fail TO
assist me. some OF the blame rests with
you.
Mast Important
TEt NH legislature. to all ,ntents
:n0 purposes. Is going to be n OF
The most important. II lot the most i'm
portant one in Oklahona's history. Not
only is there much active legislation
10 he carried through. but this legisla'
tylc must take into consideration the
T,w forces Of liberalism that have made
themselves felt.
While the legislature Is not a class
legislature, It is literally pledged to do
ihore for the farmer and laboring man
than any other legislature has done
and II must bend to some extent at
least to the program of the Reconstruc'
Aston league. which organization was Il
n potent factor In theelection OF Governor
Walton.
II is quite certain that there will be
spirited battle for the speakership
Of the house with Murray Gibbons
Reconstruction league candidate. oppos'
Cd ly Dave Stovall OF Hugo, who has
taken the position hat no organiza'
ton should CONTROL the house. In the
rcnate there IL certain TO be a fight
Tor the position Of speaker pro TEN.
senator Tom Anslin is contending FOR
this with Senator Holloway OF Hugo as
lila opponent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31
Nut Cracker Made
In ArdmOre Equal
To Any on Market

Ardmore can r|ightfully boast Of be-
ing the home of one of the best manu-.
factured products that has yet been
placed or the market.
The atwood Nut Products Company,
located at + street and West Broadway
manufactures a pecan cracking machine
the most efficient on The market which
Sels at about one third of the cost Of
similar machines.
Owing to the fact that the pecan
crop was a failure this year. the com
p1ny has not been as active as 1t will
be In the future. At the present time,
order: for the machines have been re.
ceived from a number OF the large cit.
les in the north and the east, the larg.
est OF which Is to be shipped to Chicago
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31
Farmer Is Robbed
On Road; Bandits
Were Not Masked

WALTERS, Okla.-The first case OF
daylight h%i-jacking which has occurred
in this vicinity I'm many a day was re-
ported to the sheriff's office when a
man by the name Of Robertson drove
in from Waurika with the startling
news that he had been held up by two
un-masked men and relieved Of $40
when he was returning to Lawton from
Waurika. He stated that he was about
five miles from Walters when two men
who were walking asked for a ride. He
told them to jump on the truck and be-
fore he had gone far they put a u In
his face and ordered him to drive down
the road where they took his roll OF
500. He stated that another party in
a Ford car then drove up and the three
rode off together. This happened about
10 a, m. and by the middle of the after
noon the local officers had placed w
men under arrest and had them in jail.
They were held until Mr.. Robertson
had declared that these were not he
men who had robbed him.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-31
EVEN WILL IRWIN CAN'T GET BY
KIRBY FITZPATRICK WITH STORY
OF SHEEP HAVING TWO SETS TEETH

The whole discussion started ever the
upper teeth Of sheep.
Maybe some Of YOU have read the
story by VIII Irwin which appeared in
the Saturday Evening Post November
20. titled '"Timberline Glover"
But the point is-you can't put a
hing over Kirby Fitzpatrick, whether
YOU be a celebrity or a common ordi.
nary human. Even WIN Irwin, famous
writer and OF former days a cowpunch'
er. cant phaze Mr.. Fitzpatrick.
In the story referred to, the author
made the statement hat cows were
sent out TO Craze where the tall gress
grew. but that sheep were ent up tc
gaze on the Timberline clover because
t@cy had two sets OF upper teeth.
At this point Mr.. Kirby Fitzpatrick
Of Ardmore called the author, writing
him d letter and letting him know just
now little he really knew Of sheep
since as a matter Of fact they have NJ
upper teeth .
Admits Ignorance
On the receipt Of this letter, Mr.
IRWIN, sent the following reply anC
says In so many words hat Mr.. Fftz
ratlick wins.
Dear Sir:
you have me. II was a bad break
Tine trouble was that | was brought vi
IN the cattle business and knew moth
'ns whatever of sheep until ! went Il
stay on the South Park Ranch las
summer. Somewhere in my cow.punch
ing daysI had acquired the notion tina
the reason why sheep destroyed rang
vas because they had two sets o
teeth. 1t was as firmly fixed in m.
psychology as the fact hat a hors
has four legs and | set it down withou
the slightest question. / have bee
runished. | am spending all my spar
time writing answers to indignan
farmers.
only hope that because have mad
'his one slip you will not think | al
entirely II liar.
Yours very truly.
VIII irwin"