Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1922-02-08
BY THE WOOD PILE

Mcconnell was selected to I'll the
Office OF vice president, John A.
Mulchenock, treasurer; stephen
Lyons. recording secretary; George
A. Geizler. financial secretary; John
A. Dougherty, corr spending secre-
tarv and Dennis A. Healey, sergeant
alarms The newly elected officials
will assume their duties on next
Sundays
-D-A-A-
Well. bows, there's your new Of
icers for the coming year, what's
you pleasure with them?
-D-A-A-
The reception committee is arrang-
ing for the second annual euchre
and valentine dance to be- held at the
Pythian Castle. Tuesday evening
February IA. Chairman John Null
shenock announces that the commit
tee in charge has secured a large
number OF prizes for the players in
GLIDING door prize. Prizes also
will be offered for several novelty
dances which adorn the program.
-D-A-A-
Something yet to happen;
Invention OF portable caps. TO At
enlarged domes
-D-A-A-
Lyn Savage has decided that he
will not rush to see any more we'd
dings. Lyn. In the excitement OF
the moment. was making great head
way toward the soor to witness the
event. when he slipped and crashed
against the doors the impact caus-
ing two perfect panes OF glass to as
sumo shattered proportions. He
was all the more peeved when he
found that call was a false alarm.
-D--A-A--
We have been informed that We
have been treading on Somebody
toes here Of late. It's too bad some
persons are afflicted with extremely
large lower extremities.
-D-A-A-
Local basketball fans may be In
terested in the fact that nearly the
entire Birdsboro team has been sign.
ed to finish the season with tn
Reading Eastern League team. TIT
speedy Camden Skeeters had thei
hands full giving the pretzels a set.
back last week as did the New Yorl
Celtic on Sunday It might be re
minded that Defiance journeyed e
Birdsboro not so long ago and CAV
the Berks county team a hard run
which speaks well for the proves
of our Bulldogs. Twelve inch has
kets were big handicap to GU
scoring machine.
-D-A-A-
who was that young lassie ths
Vas showing her club colors one da
last week at Third and Adams
Reports has II that sire was tryin
to make Salmon Shields and john
Quinn look green. Is that righl
boys?
-D-A-A-
Buddy Clarke and Sid Hessior
have taken up new line OF en-
deavor Singing is what appeals
to these youths just now. They say
their vocal chords are not in the
right shape just now az you heard
them you would also agree with
them) but that with little practice
they will be able to get any pitch al
all. We are much pleased when in
formed that the duet will not come
out for catchers on the baseball
team.
-D-A-A-
Somebody remarked that the rea
son the Young Defiance basketball
team never gets rusty is because it Il
Calvin dzed).
-D-A-A-
What's this about Jim For
breaking somebody's beads7 An
they weren't PEARLS either. Wei
whose were they, Jim7
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Owing to many queries, we ar
forced TO admit that this is not
society column. But Imagination
a peculiar thing.
-D-A-sA--
Jim-"You say you let the Noe
get ioose2"
Al--''No. no. said II they can
!, take a knock. don't boost"
-D-A-A-
Semi-conscious wit heard abo'
the 'nreside. Hey. Billie. button U
your shoestring. Did you hear u
chimes sing the "Star-Spangled Bal
ner" yesterday? Hey. Deel,
(Keeley) keel (deaD them carr
right.
-D-A-A-
Who said Ed Shannon couldn't Z,
trot7 You should have seen the b,
perform at the dance last Thursda
Come on. Salmon. what's wror
with you?
-D-A-A-
Why Is II that Hewson Lama
always insists on going TO Pythis
Castle to dance? II you can aid
little we are willing to listen, but I
fair peeping.
-D-A-A-
After the wedding Jerry stated Il
best man didn't win.
-D-A-A-
After viewing the sc0nt playir
space last night a. the Browns,
HAL, Nibbles predicted a clos
q game
-D-A-A-
The 1--WE flashes" were present
20 the public eye for their first a
pearance last night when they we
pitted against the Ward Acader
team. The team was greatly wea
eneo by the absence of O'Brien a
Mcbride. but this did not damn
L.