Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1922-04-21


at home, as we'll as the overhead ex-
penses, such as clerical hire, insurance,
heat, light, and various other items.
Keeping that money at home does
two important things. It - increases
the money in circulation at home, and
it gives employment to local people.
People who are in the habit of pat
rOnizing their home merchants invar-
iably have better and more prosper
GUS community than those, who have
the catalogue habit.
These are facts worth looking in
the face.
At the Pearly Gates
st. Peter: Who comes here?
Spirit: One who has passed from
earth and would enter the abode of the
righteous and just.
st. Peter: Have you lived just
and upright life7
Spirit: L have endeavored so to do:
St. Peter: Have you repented Of
your sins?
Spirit: 1 have.
st. Peter: Have you paid all Of your
just debts?
Spirit: L have.
st. Peter: Are you sure you have
paid. all Of your just debts, that not
one has been overlooked9
Spirit: Quite sure, st. Peter.
have a reputation for promptness in
such matters.
st. Peter: Have you paid the edi-
tort
Spirit: Pardon, most excellent St.
Peter! I did forget to pay the edi-
tor, but I am only one of the many,
and it is such little thing to hold
against me. I beseech you to forgive
and permit me to enter.
st. Peter: Stand aside! AS you
denied the editor his due, so do we
deny you what you had hoped to be
your due. You may not enter until
the editor has been paid.
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Live merchants advertise because
they want the people to know of the
goods they have to sell, especially when
more than ordinary values are offered.
People read the ads because they
want to know where they can buy to
best advantage, and this can only be
determined by knowing what the mer-
Sc, clanCS nave TO OHef.
The local paper is the medium be-
tween seller and buyer. -,
The one should use it, and the other
should read it.
Some people are never keen on the
borrow. They always pay.
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1t will soon be time for dad to perch
himself on the back fence and watch
mother plant the garden.
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An undertaking is never difficult to
the fellow who is not willing to con-
slider it so.
Every mans life is his own, pro-
vided he is not henpecked or a politi-
cal appointee.
There is one thing a woman can
never forgive in her husband, and that
is to kiss the other woman more often
than he does her. ~'
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1t the truth must be told, the cry
ing need Of the country is to quit cry.
ing. :
Do tHe right Cnlng ana you Won 7 60
wrong. -
The fellow who is "boss of his own
home'' generally bears the earmarks.
Some men are great at staggering
until they turn towards home.
A woman with a pretty leg can dis
perse mob quicker than "a squad of
police-if she walks away. -. -
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According to local oracle the best
time to kill fly is before it begins
to fly. -
Any one can avoid the pitfalls of
life by steering clear Of them. -
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Some women are never happy until
they have acquired secret and have
told it to dear friend.
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It's not trouble for pretty woman
to marry for money, but it a whale
Of a job to extract it from tightwad
husband.
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Tomorrow is always just as far
away.
% Some people are experts at getting
into trouble and keeping out Of Jail.
Some men never kick. They find It
more profitable to work. .5.,s