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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03
Dorothy Dix Tails
The Doves MOUTH.
BR DOROTHY DIX
wGzR6's Highest Paid WSlaMm WR4esw.

The Doves Mouth.
] What the wife cannot endure is to
{ have her husband tell her that she
| is certainly hard on the eyes when she
comes to breakfast in a soiled kimono,
and a frowsy boudoir cap, and that
she is a punk housekeeper who
] poisons her family on canned stuff
and delicatessen messes, instead OF
giving them good food.
What the husband cannot stand is
to have his wife correct his grammar,
and his pronunciation, and tell him
that when she has to listen to him
eat soup, she has to clinch her teeth
to keep from screaming, and that no
body in the wide world is interested
in the kind of an automobile he has
except himself
The thing that old people cannot
bear is for their children to tell them
that they bore people to tears by tell
ing the same stories over and over
again, and recalling "reminiscences of
their childhood, and that their habit
of butting into everybody else's BUSH
ness. and continually handing out I'M
sought advice drives those who have
to live with them frantic.
The thing that makes Mrs. A. hate
Mrs. B. to. her dying day is for Mrs.
B. to tell Mrs. A. that she makes a.
figure of fun of herself by wearing
hats ten years too young for her, and
that inasmuch as she has no taste in
clothes, she would do a wise thing to
put nerSeI INTO the nanOS OF some
competent costumer. and let her dress
her.
The thing no one dares tell the C's,
because they would make enemies for
life if they did, is that their daugh-
ter, who is really a good. sweet girl, is
getting herself talked about because
she dresses so loudly, and conducts
herself so conSpicuously in public
places that people think she isn't quite
respecta bic.
The thing nobody can tell Mr.. D is
that that foolish little wife of his needs
a little looking after because she is
beginning to spend too much time at
tea dances. Nof can anyone warn
Mrs. e that she had better stay at
home in summer and watch her fences
if she wants to keep that good look
ing husband of hers from jumping the
bars.
Neither does any one dare to tell the
preacher how much better his ser
mons would be IL he would only stop
when he got thru instead of saying it
all over again.
All of us do the things that we
should not do, and leave undone the
things we should do. All of us have
our secret vices, our bad habits, our
faults and weaknesses of which we are
not ourselves conscious. No one can
tell us of them because none dareS to
incur our enmity, but If we could draw
a paper out of the Hons mouth that
turned a spotlight upon our faults
would we not gladly correct them?
I believe we would.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

try thru the Gompers media OF prop
uganda, and forced upon employers
thru destructive strikes or other CO.
ercive means, 1t is quite unworthy the
grateful interest of workingmen- 1t
would have been different had the
White House conference been called
during the last administration Then
Mr.. Gompers would have been called
in. He would have told Mr.. Wilson
and the assembled steel magnates
what their course should be, and no
would have emerged from the DELHI
erations telling of his own great in
fluence in alternating the woes OF the
working man.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03
LITTLE BENNY'S NOTE BOOK
The Park Ave. News.
By IEH RAPR


Weather. Unknown
Exteri sid Hunt Makes Big Dis
coveryl Sid Hunt found dime vile
going a errand for his mother last
Wensday and now he don't know
weather to feel diskustsd at the ideer
of going errands as usual or weather
to be glad to on account of maybe he
mite find another dime.
For Sale or Exchange. A stopped
alarm clock with one hole hand and
all the werks but not inside.
Pome by Skinny Martin
with the Door Locked
o I always sing in the bath tub
Vile 1 splash and lather,
o others may yell Hay stop that.
But there's nuthing Id personally
drather.
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People. Sam Crosses baby sister
Udeen has another tooth, making 2
or plural.
Things You Awt to Know. One
way to tell if a egg is fresh is by
holding it up to see if you can see
throo it. Another way Is to open It
and smell it, in case you don't mind
spelling it's shape.
Lost and Found. Lost-A paper bag
with sour balls, some partly sucked
and ony useful to owner. See Pubs
Simkins.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

President Harding recently held a
conference with leading steel men,
Tor the avowed purpose of. abolishing
the tweIve-hour day in some of the
steel mills. The president has ex-
pressed confidence that the steel men
will revise their hours OF work ac-
cording to his suggestions. The same
confidence, however. is not shared by
Samuel Gompers- The labor leader
ciiaracterizes the White House meet
ing as typical OF present day effron-
terry of big business, that it should use
the White House as a rostrum from
which to give the country what the
American people are accustomed to
call bunk Regardless Of what
President Harding may be able to &C
complish in the way of relieving wage
earners OF some OF their burdens. Mr..
Gompers may be depended upon TO
place it all in the bunk category.
Unless the idea has been born in the
Gompers mind, spread over the coun-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

cream. 1t was wonderful, and some
how while I was eating it my moving
resolution disappeared. Hurrying
from the diningroom, I sped to the
front hall and snatched back my note
which to my great relief was still Iy-
ing on the table"
This confession may explain why so
many Broadway restaurants are now
abandoning all pretense OF sup. plying
edible staple foods, and are concen-
trating all their skill upon their des-
serts. 1t also may explain why SO
many canny business men are invest
ing their capital in new pastry palaces
when to the cauSal observer it would
seem that there were always quite
enough. New York is now so well sup
piled with these that it should be
called, in the opinion of one serious
minded citizen THE Deserted VII
laRe.n
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

Nearly every advance IN science and
invention calls for a new law and a
lot of new officers to enforce it. For
instance, there is being demanded a
law providing for policing the air in
order to keep aviators IN order The
automobile brought a 1ong list OF laws
and the radio promises to be no ex-
ception to the rule. All these things
are convenient and useful but they
come high. even to those who do not
use them. Few new laws that do not
increase taxes are enacted If en-
forcement of all laws could be en-
trusted to one set OF Officers. the tax
payers burden would be greatly
frightened.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

The people will be glad to know
that the public debt was reduced
more than S51 600. 600 in May. Along
with the announcement comes anoth-
or that England will pay approx
mateIy $125.OOO.OOO on account next
autumn. This payment should enable
Uncle sam to get out OF the borrowing
market and may do so provided con-
gress does not spend it all before he
GET. il
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

The recent debate between Gov
ernOr Allen and Governor Miller on
the proposed Great Lakes-St. Law
renee tidewater project appears to
have ended as debates usually end,
Those who agreed with Governor Al
len were confirmed in their belief by
his able exposition. and If there were
any in the company who had other
views, they found justification for
them in Governor Miner's skilIful
pIeadings
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

Having called the heads of the rail-
roads into conference and asked them
to reduce rates, President Harding
now apparently with equal propriety
might call the labor leaders together
and ask them to permit a reduction
o. wa s-es
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

isn't it perfectly wonderful that
we can sit here in our own home and
listen to a lecture or a sermon hun
dreds OF miles away"
Yes, and the best part of il is that
we can shut It off whenever we
please.''-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-06-03

The Hen. Dempsey managed to con-
ceal from the reporters the identity of
the little girl'' who is Turing him to
the Golden West. It may be we shall
get our wish. We had, as readers of
the column will remember. set our
heart on the marriage of Hon. Demp-
sey and Miss Bebe Daniels.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
HALL NOT KHAN CAN
DIDATE, SAYS WRIGHT
Marshfield, Ore.. May %. 1922.

Marshfeld, Ore, May 20, 1872.
Editor Glacier: In your issue OF
May 25 read with interest your story
telling the results of the primary eiec-
tion. :,
Having been a continuous subscriber
and reader of your paper for many
years and feeling very kindly towards
it, and also being a firm believer in
the ability, integrity and honor OF SEN
ator Hall, having been closely associ.
ated with him in social, business and
public affairs continuously for many
years, wish to say that / or anyone
else who knows him knows that be was
not. and IS not, the candidate OF any
sect or class, and that he drew his
great support from the mass of the in
telligent voters of the state.
He. more than anyone else, decries
the appeal to prejudice of any kind
and particularly to religious prejudice.
A careful estimate of his campaign
will disclose that he made no remarks
that could be constructed against any
religious sect. The religious issue was
not injected into the campaign by Sem
ator Hall at any time. His declaration
in favor of the compulsory attendance
III Tic pIlHldIJ SlouCo "a SNA
schools can not by any stretch OF the
imagination be considered as declar-
alton on q religious issue.
Your statement relative to the coast
support is not in accordance with the
facts. He, of course, drew an enor-
nous plurality from Coos and Curry
counties, his own senatorial district,
because they better than anyone know
his qualifications, and because the coast
counties and especially the southwest
counties have not had equal considera-
tion with the balance of the state.
The states biggest asset is in the
coast counties, and adjacent, with its
lumber which represents more wealth
than all the balance of the state which
is about three times the area. Senator
Hall has shown his ability to bring
these facts squarley and justly before
the voters of the state, and | do not
hesitate to say that, If he is defeated,
it's only a lack of publicity along
these lines that did it.
Your naming Senator Hall as the
candidate of the Ku Klux Klan is OBJ
viously unfair and ridiculous. and only
shows the narrow and biased ideas.
| do not know what Senator Hall's
plans are but in such a close contest it
would be justifiable to again count the
votes and particularly so in this case.
Very>truly yours,
a ]. M. Wright.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
SNOW STILL DEEP
in HIGH FORESTS

William Sylvester, member of par
ty Of young men and women who visit
ed Colud Cap Inn Sunday, says that
deep snow was encountered on the Inn
road mile after entering the Oregon
National Forest. A mile below the
hostelry, which shows the lombard
ment of winter storms, the drifts, Mr..
Sylvester says, remain five to Is feet
deep.
"Of course it is difficult" says Mr..
Sylvester, ito make any predictions
about the effect of the wind and sun
shine on the snow in the high forests.
But from present indications, it would
appear that it will be mid-July or later
before tourists will be able to reach
Cloud Cap Inn. The building will re-
quire considerable repair. its roof hav-
ing been badly caved in.
Members of the Cloud Cap Inn
party, who started from here Sunday
morning at 5 o'clock. the first party to
make the trip this season, we're: Miss
rs Lulu Prather, Marie Anderson, Wv
ian Jones, Ruth Lewellyn. Ruby Price,
Beatrice Pogue, Mrs. Alice Stalnaker
and Messrs. Burgess, Livingston, Wal
hCAS AdAAtct 0uOPPNANp Oe~HsPSH s4A4N
Sylvester. They returned from their
long climb and had dinner at Lava Bed
Orchards at p. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Haviland, who
with Mrs. H. S. Dumbolton and Mr..
and Mrs. c. A. Snider motoTed to the
Lost Lake region Sunday, state that
snow drifts four and five feet deep
were encountered on the road through
the forest to the lake. After pene-
trating the forested area short dis
tance, they report, the snow was so
deep that it was impossible to follow
the grade of the highway.
The roads both to the edge OF the
forest above Mt. Hood Lodge and in to
Cedar Springs on the Lost Lake High
way were reported in excellent condi-
tion. Mrs. Haviland states that the
rhododendrons of the Lost Lake region
are Just beginning to bloom. BY next
Sunday. she says. they will be showing
beautifully.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
NEW ANIMAL CIRCUS
COMING; KIDS HAPPY

Kiddicland 10 rejoicing over the an
nouncement that Howe's Great London
Circus and Van Anberg's wild animals
are to exhibit here Monday, June rs.
]. C. DUSTY" Rhoadee. contracting
agent. who obtained the license for the
organization. rented the show grounds,
bought the food supplies for the sew
eral hundred animals and people, and
did the other innumerable things that
make his position most difilcult one,
is not stranger here. he has been
with the AL. G. Barnes circus for sew
eral seasons. and is only one of the
scores of former Barnes circus en-
ployes who are connected with the
Howe enterprise. Among them are
the manager, Charles Boulware; the
general agent, Frank A. Cassidy, and
the aide show manager, John X. Fow-
ler. The superintendent, boss canvass
man and many of the trainers are also
recruits from the Barnes organization,
and the performance is modelled along
the same lines as the one which origin
ated in California.
The Howe-Van AnbeFg circus has
been styled ''the worlds wonder
show" and according to Mr.. Rhoades,
it lives up to this title. The perfor-
mances are given exclusively by ami
mails, and the various acts are said to
be in class by themselves.
The program opens with sensation
al extravaganza. cinderella in Jun
gleland, in which is presented dazz-
ling array of jungle scenes with a
wealth of charming songs, brilliant
costuIning and a startling array Of
lighting effects that combine to make
this spectacle the most unusual ever
presented under canvas.
The combined circus is now operated
by three California men of wide exper-
fence in amusement affairs. They are
M. E. Golden, Charles Adams and M.
r. Runk'e. They invested huge for
tune in the enterprise, and will make
the circus a permanent California in
stitution, opening near San Francisco
each spring and closing in the same
vicinity each fall.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
CONTRACTOR

Hood River, Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
BOy and Girl Students HoaOred

James johnson and Miss Livona
Peterson were proclsimed the leading
boy and girl students Of the graduating
class Ct the high school this year, and
their names will be placed on cup
possessed By the high school Eligible
ity for a place On the cup requires not
orlv scholarship but general ali around
stndent activity and q display Of exec
utive ability.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
Pink Eve Is Endemic

An epidemic Of pink eye prevails
among the children Of Hood River.
Schools were cut. however, last week,
and it is not anticipated that the dis
ease will make any new gains. A
number Of adults are affected BY the
disease. which is eharacterized BY an
inflammation of the eyeballs and
aunllen lids.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
GYnsK Visit Short

Hood River was afflicted last week
for the fret time in several years by
a PARTY Of motor gypsies. The nomads
arrived in the city in big touring cars.
the women starting Immediately on q
canvass of the business district, telling
fortunes. They were not greeted with
any warmth, as gypsies on former oc-
casions have aroused business folks
here by repeated pilfering. Citizens
and authorities warned the gypsies to
beat a hasty retreat il they did not
wish unpleasant restraint in the city
rrfaon
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08
Il. Mary's Catholic Church

Services Sunday morning are as fol-
lows: Low Mass, o'clock; High Mass,
10: 80 O'Clock. Instruction for the chill
dren at 8 O'Clock, each Saturday morn
ing. II
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08

Special prices on Utah King Coal di-
rect from the car. Phone 2lSl. Emry
Lumber and fuel Co. sltf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08

Insist on genuine Ford parts when
having your car repaired. Dickson
Motor Co. nz5tt
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08

Before you buy an automobile you
should see the new Studebaker at the
Cameron Motor Co. m4t
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-06-08

The Glacier in characterizing Mr..
Hall as the candidate of the Ku Klux
Klan based its conclusions on the reply
of Mr.. Hall to the Oregonian's ques-
tionnaire and on other outstanding
facts of the campaign and election.
Mr.. Hall. himself. has never denied
Klan support. even though his state
ments in themselves have not specific
ally claimed it. A survey of the cleo
ton returns will show that Mr.. Halls
votes. except in the coast counties.
where he was strong as a sectional
candidate, were from the Klan and
similar elements. 1t may be that Mr..
Hall did not want to be taken as
KIan candidate. The organization,
nevertheless, was bis main support.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
From Six to Seven.

The Woman was entertaining two
small nieces, who between sips of cam
brio tea and bites of Jelly sandwiches
were giving her a glowing account Of
some recent festivities. GLOW very
jolly!" commented the Woman: land
of course you played games and had
ice cream and-a birthday cake?"
Eyes, indeedy," affirmed Dolly; "a
splendid rosy-pink one on it" cried
Nelly. "How lovely" enthused the
Woman; land how mnay candles were
there?" eve didn't count 'em. did we,
Dolly?" was the reply, and then, with
a puzzled frown, sand she's seven
years old, auntie, seven years old, and
she looks just exactly the very same
as she did last Sunday, when she was
only six !"-Chicago Journal.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
N. & N. A. ROAD
SOLD AT AUCTION
CERTIFICATE HOLDERS COM
PLETE PURCHASE OF M. G.
NJ. A. RAILROAD
HOPES TO RESUME MAY 1
New Corporation Plans To Have
Trains In Operation In Time To
Take Care Of The Strawberry
Crop Along The Line.

Harrison.-The Missouri and North
Arkansas railroad, placed on the auc-
ton block this week under a decree
of the United States District Court
at Little Rock, was purchased by
Charles S. Gilber of st. Louis, rep
resenting the recently incorporated
Missouri and North Arkansas Railroad
Company His bid was 100000. 1t
was the only one submitted.
The new corporation plans to have
trains in operation by May 1, to take
care of the strawberry crop along the
line. The road has been out of opera
ton since July 81, 1921.
The Missouri and North Arkansas
Company was organized by certificate
holders of the railroad to take over
the property of the former bondhold-
ers. Judge George H. Williams at
torney for the st. Louis Union Trust
Company, accompanied Mr. Gilbert
to Harrison, and the two deposited
certified check for $4,000 as evidence
of good faith.
Mr.. Murray, who was receiver of
the old company, probably will be
named manager Of the new corpora
ton. He said every effort will be
made to have the road in operation
by May 1 to avert loss of the straw
berry crop.
With the sale of the road practically
completed, and an assurance that
trains will be operating over the lines,
the people in the territory served are
asking:
will the former employees who
were out on strike last July when the
road ceased operations, be re-employ-
ed, or will an 'open-shop' railroad be
operated?"
Negotiations were opened with the
employees last October, when indica-
tions pointed to a resumption in op-
GRAFTON of the road. Negotiations
were started by Festus ]. Wade, ask
ing them to go back to work at the
% per cent reduction in wages, auth
orized by the United States Railroad
Labor Board. The proposition was
rejected by the brotherhoods in ad-
vance of the action by the Labor
Board
1t was recommended that the former
employees be given their former posi-
tions, at a conference between their
representatives and the receiver be-
fore March 1. No effort apparently
was made by the men to attend the
proposed conference
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
DUN Cold.

Bert Acosta, the air champion, said
at a banquet in Omaha:
at is so cold in an airplane when
you reach great attitudes that if you
try to describe the weather up there
you feel like a liar.
eyes, you feel like the farm hand
who said:
"'Yep, mighty cold day, but faint
nothin tn what 1 seen to hum wonst
in the Vermont mountings. Why, one
day in pig-killin' time it was so dun
cold that We had kittle of b'ilin wa
ter settin' on the stove, and when we
took it out in the yard it friz SO DUN
quick the ice was hot
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
Very Cursory.

A huntsman called at the farmstead
to settle for damages done by the
hounds, and found only the farmers
wife at home
HAS your good man made an exam
nation yet?" he asked.
THAT he have, SIR" replied Mrs
Hodge"
Rather a cursory examination ]
suspect"
"Oh, dreadful, sir? Such language
l never heard-never"
And the dame held up her hands at
the bare recOllection.-Tit-B
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
She Read the Advertisements.

Upon the dressing table in the
brides boudoir stood a small shallow
cut-glass vial. In the bottom Of the
vial could be seen some pinkish-look-
Ing substance resembling plastering
that had been dried and pulverized.
"And what Is that?" asked the curl
Gus friend.
81 read" said the bride simply,
that one should keep ones wedding
day complexion. That is mine. -
Strickland Gillian in Waysde Tales.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1922-04-13
Before or After2

The nurses and students at a GER
tain London hospital were rehearsing
a Greek play-in English. They were
to perform it at a concert in aid of
their exchequer.
There was an elderly woman at the
rehearsal. She seemed little mysti-
fled.
Eventually she turned to the girl
beside her and said in a puzzled voice ::
Let me see, -Euripides-was he
before Venizelos?"