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The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
A SLIGHT MISTAKE.

Jim was very much In love, but
held back his proposal from sheer
bashfulness. AZ last he decided
to. pop the question by telephone.
Mabel, love you," he gasped.
his heart humping. "wil you
marry me?"
There was q moments hesita-
ton before the answer came.
''Of course ! will, Arthur. Why
didn't you come and ask me your
selff"
Then Jim shouted back:
you'll have TO break the news
TO Arthur yourself. III be hanged
II wfllr'
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
THE FAMILY ALBUM

vX7ELL, well, well, right in and make yourself
w Pop is upstairs sharpening his chin on his razor
Here's the old family album right the sink This is
a beautiful picture of Uncle Nat. Pop didn't like Nat
much and always claimed that the ''G' silent That
used to make Uncle Nat very angry between chews of bor
rowed tobacco and he would holer that pop born
bum and had a relapse.
Then pop would say "Well when you croak we IL bury
at won't have to print any lies your tomb
stone"
When Uncle Nat invited to speak a dinner to Pop
evening at the lodge, he up and said have at
tended dinners to important men, enjoy this one
Just as much. ~
That made pop mad he got bsters where his collar
buttons sizzed in the hot fat So when they to
chant the dedication Saturday night delicatessen
frolc he wouldn demand recommendation because Uncle
Nat flirting with all the girls
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
INSIDE SECRETS.
By NEAR LAURET)

They can us Nuts; forsooth, may
'Tis proper, from the elew
fal<en By our whfl0m friends,
Whem road and then they stew.
But. critic! Ere you consign
Us 10 the padded room,
We pray thee take another slant
And don't prejudge too soon;
For hidden In cur nom De plumes,
Be famous boys and girls,
Guiding the destinies
Of this and ether worlds.
Disporting In this honored sheet
Were modest, can't you seen
De sages of the deepest dye,
Our minds they would set free.
Then, too, there b. the diplomat,
Austore, ah! ssvor-fafe,
ksvs:,,ns, 1a.,., tAsm tcomprsndrs
May be the cause Of war.
FROM of the Hin, Congressmen,
Whom daily lily chatter,
Comes forth the gems Of serious
For fhers. such soesn's matter.
Judges. three, and preachers, too,
A host of learned writer's,
Contribute to Heard and Seen;
WY hne m up ~ blightersf
Perhaps, n l could pen away,
A. thousand lines or two,
(f0u know our chief-Bnl-cuts
No off,
I'd tell, tween me and you;
Anyway, I must 60 now,
My boss just heaved I'm view,
Three more rooms Eve got to
scrub,
Say, Bo! Gimme q chew.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
1T is NOT EASY

TO apologize;
TO begin over;
To be unselfish.
To take advice;
To admit error;
To face . sneer;
To be charitable;
To keep on trying;
To be considerate;
To avoid mistakes;
To endure success;
To keep out Of the rut;
To think and then act;
To forgive and forget;
To make the best of little;
To subdue an unruly temper:
To maintain . high standard;
To shoulder q deserved blame;
To recognize the silver lining
But IL always pays.
FLORENCE HOAGLAND.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
HEARD AND SEEN By BILL P
SHE LOVED HIM DEARLH.

One of the latest issto1css Of
nsvsr-to-be-f forgotten lore q told
by q contrib: A lady killed her
hssbGmd and s0as duly acquitted
6y a sympathetic jury. She lstsr
called at a nes0spGper office TO
get a printed photograph Of the
late Lamentsd as q "tsndsr keep
sake"
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
A CYN1CS ADVICE.

I. Lei your lleht - 1llIns bsfsre
nsen that they may 6o6ge your
n1otor car - Ford. -
3. Dsn't Ieavg yeur spe6a =
your cup-weFl< 4 up yonr alsevss.
3. Cultivate 1 pleaslne aA1ress-
Some people ju1ge by Iecatipn.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
on CouRsR sHK1e WILD.

~Asd h The ssst cage, lsdiss
dsd esSts,r = cried tts slis skoac
epeslsv. will BE- sssn Eissis,. the
svild sOomoW Of Aaxutd. This
ssowdn, ladies and gents, has No
tongue. How does sks taikf
She con't talk. That's Uh1t
ssaItss her sOiId!s
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
NOTHING IN A NAME =.

a 3 0esvisr, vhs nvss -
s sS;'s:s's - s =; I ~. g: -; 81: s'l
0tee 0urBels g Beverly Hllls m,
has nsvsd 70 0argis strsst.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19

The old back fences of other days
Have been torn down-are gone.
But the gossip once told over them
Goes on and on and on
MOTHER MARINDA.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
WHAT re Ed. LIKES.

se.s sr!.k vsssr n. : sDuaas :
-. Ssi.t wh,shey: ~ - ~
A. % 81 Srisk. vssSSss - = isss.
Tksy 80 is ikss vsr-ss.til,s-sss.
HANK HAWKINe.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19

A coiored man went to the
minister and said penitently:
"Bruddah, bin overtaken again
by de terruble curse oh hootch."
Fob shame. said the minister;
you yohself did de overtalxin'.
Hootch amt done got no iegs."
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19

There are lots of men soho
wouldn't start on a motor "trip
soithont spare tires iUho never
10y up a cent for a rainy day.
SAM HILL.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

hEhE - WHAI hAffENED-
There was an old man named Rip Van
Winkle,
In Whose syes there was quite . IIttle
He wanted 20 e~cape his scoIding wife.
Who had made II hot during an his
life;
80 he climbed mp q mountain steep,
And lay down on n Capitol mattress 90
sleep.
Thes he heard = bootieeEer calling hI-
Took . stx s~ir. and Jumped into
That old bird slept for twenty lone
Yet nobody xrieved nor she'd hot tears
He went to see his wife and said. "kjs'
me. dear"
but she said Nothing doing: ke-p
away fRpm here"
FailinE I'm that, he asked for some
And she replied: Move on. 700 big
H.vsnT yss heard the. eountry'- ron'
And then he let out one awful sigh.
WILLIAM c. McH.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
CLASSIFIED ADS.

From the Buffalo Times)
FOR SALE-An l8-karat lady's
gold watch.
WANTED-Girls to wrap medi-
cine with experience.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
FOLKS WHAT. AMT.

An, Italian who Doesn't Ike spa
ghetti.
A mother whose baby Isn't beau.
tiful.
An Insurance agent who thinks
anyone carries enough insurance.
A man who could out talk his
wife.
A peet who does not write about
spring.
A man who would not tell .
pretty woman his wife doesn't un-
derstand him.
o. HOWE WISE.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
WHO'S GOING TO PROVE 1T!

A news item says that II q
hole were punched I'm an electric
light bulb small enough to admit
1000 900 atoms Of oxygen a min.
ute. It would take 10o, ,O0O, 900
years to Tin the bulb.
HYDRAULICUS.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
I1o4 a coUNTRY oRAvEYARl

YDoA a CoUNT1Y 0BAvEXA1D.
He lived to 'iss bscauss he vas
oas hundred to five yss Ass't live
: ~ long.
Mama loves papa ana papa loves
women,
Mama sav papa vith tive girls In
swtmmfn'.
Ashss TO ashes and dust 70 dust.
o. Peter wea't have % Satan must,
loved my mother. I hated to
leave her,
But what can you DO with typhoid
fsverf
Il. D: BILLINGS.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19

Who remembers scksn tksrs
icefe more cooking than beauty
hints in the psagazinss aad
UNCLE ZEKE.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-19
ADD 70 THIS LIST.

sBR1DGErOBT" seaecfs thls
llst u Chrietian names which
begm and snd with TIE snme let.
ter. md suGgests tl,at fans. Of
the column may Wish To- - to
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-11-11

Western Pacific Competition Retained
But Ell Paso Route Domination Removed
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-11-11

The Central Pacific will not be another Colorado
Midland The road will not be dsmantled, nor will it
lose anything except it's Southern Pacific parent whose
chief interests admittedly pledged in favor Of an
other line via Ell Paso) that does not within 800
miles of Salt Lake City Ogden. The Central Pacific
will gain independence and later if grouped with the
Union Pacific it will receive the support of strong
aggressive line definitely committed to the building Of
bigger and better Intermountain Empire
The Union Pacific believes in competition Were
it the only line in Utah. it would have to make reason
able rates to move the products Of Utah to market in
competition with the products Of other sections. If
market competition were not sufficient the Interstate
Commerce Commission, with its vast powers, would
protect against unreasonable and discriminatory rates
Be it remembered that the Western Pacific,
standard railroad parallels the Central Pacific the en-
tire distance through Utah. Nevada and California and
this nsures to the shippers and citizens along the way
the benefits of active competition No matter who gets
the Central Pacific this Western Pacific competition
will continue.
The Union Pacific assists the electric lines which
parallel it in Utah Long ago it voluntarily establish
ed joint rates and divisions with these electric lines and
has furnished them practically all their freight
equipment under the usual interchange arrangement
with steam lines.
The Union Pacific will not close the Ogden Gate.
way. President g. R. Gray of the Union Pacific Sys-
tenn officially stated that should the Union Pacific
acquire the Central Pacific the present situation will
be maintained. The Union Pacific Central Pacific
lines will need the assistance of all lines into Ogden in
both directions to meet competition of the Southern
Pacics Ell Paso Route and the Santa Fes line through
Albuquerque.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1922-11-11

From 1901 to 1912 the Union Pacific controlled the
Central Pacific and practically all the substantial i'm
provements made on the Central Pacific during the
present century made within those eleven years
Not until 1909 was the Western Pacific through line
established so that most of these improvements were
made without the added spur Of Western Pacific com
petition. Should the Union Pacific again acquire the
Central Pacific it would maintain the same forward
looking policy and unlike the Southern Pacific would
not be interested in the support Of another route the
movement of traffic via another line
The Union Pacific supports the Utah steel indus
try is building railroad IS miles long bring the iron
ore to the main lne thence to Springve and will join
in reasonable rates the product out Of
Springville.
The salvation of the Intermountain country de-
ponds on supplying manufactured and other products
to the Pacific Coast If such products are purchased
in the east for Pacific Coast delivery they will continue
to move via the Panama Canal, thus depriving the
1ntermountan country of this trade and the railroads
of the haul.
The Union Pacific System having such large in
terests in the State of Utah would be prompted by self
interest if nothing more in continuing the develop
ment of Utah and the Intermountain country It's
employees in Utah, with their dependents number about
10000 It's annual payroll is $7,5o00O0 What reason
could impe it to its policy of protecting and
developing the territory which furnishes it's traffic?
AS against the glitterng promises of the road
which seeks to retain what the Supreme Court of the
United States has decreed it must give up there stands
the Union Pacidcs noteworthy achievements for the
public good.
The New York herald., 1922-02-08
INDUSTRIAL COURT
| IN STATE PROPOSED
New Term of Supreme
Bench Would be Arbiter
in Labor Disputes.
REPUBLICAN MEASURE
|Duell Frames Act in Behalf
of New York Board of
Trade.
BILL CONTAINS TEETH
Aims Specially to Avert Strikes
in Necessity Producing
Trades.
|SpeciuI Dispatch to THE NEW YORK HERALD.
New York Herald Bureau,
AIl,any. Feb T.

snecidI Dispatch to THE New YORK HERALD
New York Herald Bureau.
Albany, Feb. T..
Settlement Of Industrial disputes and
substitution of peace for warfare
through the medium Of an industrial
court Is proposed in a bill presented
to-day by Senator Holland S. Duell,
Republican, in behalf of the New York
Board Of Trade. 1t Is termed the
Transportation industrial relations bill.
Modelled after Gov. Aliens industrial
court in Kansas, this measure pur-
poses to set up in New York modern
workable machine which applies CO.
operation instead of discord in the re-
lations between labor and employer
| and protects the public from strikes
| in all industries producing essentials
| to the everyday welfare.
'The public has suffered long as the
victim Of industrial disputes" Senator
Duell said. This bill relates primarily
to disputes which affect industries deal
ing directly with the public interests.
would hold out little hope, but 1t offers a
square deal to labor. to capital and to
the public. No one can ask for more
land no one should receive less"
Passage Not Certain.
The Republican majority in the Legis
lature has not indicated its position on
the measure. but Mr.. Duell said he
would ask shortly for a verdict. Repub-
licans have not expressed their opinions.
doubtful.
The bill applies only to disputes aris-
Ing between employer and employee with
in this State where the former is en-
gagged in the manufacture or handling
of food products, articles entering into
the manufacture Of food. wearing ap-
parel, to mining and we'll boring opera-
tions for fuel, salt and other articles in
common use and all materials used "in
the construction of buildings for human
|habitation or use"
The act provides for the conyening
when required of new term of the
supreme Court which is called the In
dustrial Relations term of the Supreme
Court. Such term may be convened by
the Governor. when he shall be thereto
duly requested or upon his own initia-
tive.
1t consists Of three Judges of the Su-
preme Court. thereto designated by the
Governor.
Such industrial relations term shall
exercise the same jurisdiction and DOW
ers of other terms of the Supreme Court
excepting those Of an appellate term,
and in addition thereto, all the powers
conferred by this act.
Under ordinary conditions any term OF
he Supreme Court may be moved to take
|cognizance of disputes arising between
employers and employees. without con-
vening the industrial relations term. but
the industrial relations term would have
no other cases before 1t than Industrial
disputes and would dispose of them more
|expeditiously
The Industrial relations term would
also have powers not ordinarily exercised
The New York herald., 1922-02-08

by other terms Of the Supreme Court and
would be better adapted to act in dis
putes amounting to public emergency
affecting large part of the people.
Two governing principles underlying
the act are declared in it to be neces-
sary for the promotion of the general
welfare. viz, that employees engaged in
any employment carried on by en-
ployers subject to this act shall receive
at all times a fair wage and have
healthful and normal surroundings while
engaged in such labor; and that capi-
tai invested therein shall be entitled to
receive at all times a fair rate of return
TO the owners thereof.
The right of every person to make his
own choice of employment and TO make
and carry out fair. just and reasonable
contracts and agreements of employ
ment is hereby recognized.
The right of a body of employees to
bargain collectively for its members is
hereby recognized. with the provision
that such collective bargaining shall be
ordered and authorized by such body OF
employees and conducted by their rep
resentatives, chosen at meeting there
of by a secret ballot Any person will
fully violating any of the provisions OF
this act shall be deemed guilty OF a
misdemeanor and punishable for such.
Records to BE Public.
The written statement will narrow the
dispute to the causes stated in writing
and exclude discussion of extraneous
matter. 1t will diminish occasions for
friction and tend to moderation in eX-
change of views. The statements being
public records. consideration of the eff
feet which unreasonable demands would
have upon public opinion will also tend
to moderation.
Section 1 of the act very precisely
declares what employers, employees en-
ployments. carriers and others are
deemed to be affected with public
interest and subject to the act.
Section is confined to the defin-
ton of two terms used in the act, viz.
carrier" meaning "any carrier other
than a common carrier who or which
moves any article. substance, material
OF thing affected by this act anywhere
to any extent. Private utility means
any form of entity under private con-
troll rendering service affected with
a. public interest"
Section 8 declares what constitutes
dispute and when a dispute has arisen
in the meaning of this act. 1t imposes
upon an employer and his employees,
subject to the act, the obligation to
make every reasonable effort to adjust
dispute. 1t requires the aggrieved
party to present to the other party,
whether employer or employee. state
ment in writing of the specific cause
or causes of the dispute, and all an
swers and rejoinders between such par
ties shall be in writing. Whenever the
parties to dispute are unable to adj
just 1t after reasonable effort by an
exchange of views in writing, the en-
ployer shall submit to and file with
the Industrial Commissioner true copies.
verified by affidavit, of such written
statement, answers and rejoinders.
The New York herald., 1922-02-08
Works Against Strike.

The Industrial Commissioner shall
then inquire into the alleged cause or
causes of the dispute and shall endeavor
to effect a settlement thereof. This
act leaves the commissioner the powers
he now has by law in this respect with
out limitation or addition, except that
he, or either party to the dispute, or
any ten citizens not financially related
to either party to the dispute, may
apply to the Supreme Court for q re-
straining order against an employer de-
claring lockout or against any such
employees going on a strike. and any
strike or lockout is forbidden by the
act within thirty days after such writ
ten statements have been filed with the
commissioner. This is an important
provision.
At any time during such 30 days IL
no settlement has been reached, the ag-
grieved party, If an employee or a
body OF employees, may elect to con-
tinue work, and If they so elect, they
shall have an actionable right to remedy
and by continuing shall not impair such
right, and the right to apply to the Su-
preme Court for an order requiring the
employer, If matter of wages, TO show
cause why as a matter of economic
legal justice, he should not increase such
wages.
If the decision of tie court in such
action should favor the employee and he
had continued work at tie old rate of
wages or under the old working condi-
tions and by so doing suffered loss in
money or in person for which the en-
ployer was responsible by refusing just
increase of wages or such proper condi-
tions of employment, he shall have a
right to action at law for a remedy for
the damage suffered and the decision of
the court shall apply to all employees
affected by the wages or conditions in
question and the relief granted. If an
increase of wages. shall date back to
the time of the fling of the application
for such order to show cause.
The employer If he finds conditions
such as to necessitate a reduction of
his labor costs of production shall also
have like recourse to an order upon his
employees to show cause why their
wages as matter of economic-legal
justice should not be reduced.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25
You are in a Hurry
You Need It NOzC
You Can Not Wait
WE HAVE IT

We have in stock pistons and piston pins to
fit more than 400 makes of autos, trucks and trac
tors. We stock more than 5000 piston rings of
and bearings for the more popular makes of mo-
tors. We have valves for 60 makes of motors.
We are in direct touch with auto parts supply
houses and manufacturers and motor distribu-.
tors SO that no matter what part you may need
for any make of motor we can get it for you in
very short time.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25

Whenever it is necessary for us to supply bronze
bushings piston pin locking screws these parts will
cost extra.
We can furnish any make of piston ring desired
at reasonable extra cost
We have in stock Gill Rings and supply these in
reboring jobs at SOC per ring additional TO regular
prices for jobs equipped with plain step cut rings.
We will secure at best possible prices and with
least possible delay any make of piston desired. We
do not however, guarantee jobs when equipped with
aluminium or alloy pistons.
We guarantee our reground jobs to make the mo-
tor better than when new insofar as cylinders pstons
and rings are concerned yon got 10000 miles before
under good conditions after we have renewed your
cylinders.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25

Sizes over 5 inches in diameter application
Special Prices on certain we'll known mo-
tors, same equipment and work as above
These prices do not apply to motors of special con-
struction, making reborng difficult Also in
of few tractors prices will be per cent higher
due to increased cost of piston pins.
One old piston and pin must accompany all blocks.
Blocks must be thoroughly cleaned and all loose parts
removed
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25
Cylinder
Regrinding-

Prices for Regrinding cylinders and fur
nishing and fitting DELUXE PISTONS,
new step-cut Individually cast rings and
highest quality piston pins.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25

We have installed small cylindrical grinder and
are in position make all small and medium hard
ened and ground pieces for motors such piston
pins, spring bolts, and the like.
We grind finish our pistons and are prepared to
regroove old pistons and fit them with wider rings.
We also have tools to handle complete motor over
hauling, and have competent mechanics and we fully
guarantee all our work.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25
ANNOUNCEMENT

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The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25

Regrinding prices are based on removing from the
cylinders not more than .033 of inch, and when
must be removed in order to clean out the cylin
ders the following schedule of extra charges is used
Removing over .O33" to .O65"--S15O per cylinder
Removing over .065" to 090"-- 200 per cylinder
Removing over O9O' to 1-S"--- 800 per cylinder
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-05-25

Volt. IL Plate Batteries for Ford,
Chevrolet, Overland, Chalmers, bort,
Grant, King, Oakland, Buick, Chand-
Ter, ETC.,