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New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
The Business of WRITING

ne ParlSlan press has been dis
cusslng whether an author should
rave other means of livelihood than
MS pen. A poll Of some of Frances
cess fnown writers shows wide di-
vision of opinion, some maintaining.
that authors cannot live by their
pens alone, some saying that even if
they can they should not and others
insisting that unless they do they
WIZ not BIZ able to give their best ef-
forts 10 Their writing.
IN English and American litera-
ture there are comparatively few ex-
am1le& cf great authors who were
regularly engaged in other work.
Most Of these have been men in the
lax, the ministry or medicine, and in
naaray every case their writings
have eventually absorbed practically
all their tine. stcrne was minis
ter and Swift for a timu dean. Gold
smith studied medicine and Oliver
Wendell Holmes was a physician Of
distinction. Others, like Scott and
Ihael;eray, inherited positions which
relieved them Of the worst struggles
for : livelihood. Dickens, aon the
ether hand rose from absolute pow
erty through the field Of journalism.
Lamb, spending his days on a high
stool in the counting house Of the
East India Conlpany, is one Of the
few prominent examples of authors
in trade" " IN our own day William
McFee, whose stories of the sea have
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
A Producer on the Tariff
the Editor of The Tribune.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir II may interest your CORRESPONDENT
II. h. Eben, "A Tariff Rebel" to know
That ], too, recently have served notice
on one of the big leaders of the Re
publican party that I intend 90 vote
the Democratic ticket this fall, for
the first time in my life, if they pass
the Fordney-McCumber tariff bill in
it's present form,
too am one Of the great middlc
class of which he speaks, but while ha
~ an importer or retail merchant or
a newspaper man I am producer. md
my reason is that the party has ahown
cowardice in producing n bill which
VIII not enable me or any other PRO-
ducer in the country to pay tbs oper.
atiyes of cur factories IS day in
competition with the German factories,
which pay their men IS cents day.
What is the use of comparing the
rates in the pending tariff bill WITH
tkpse in the Payne-Aldrich bill or
any other bill When those bills were
written the mark was worth 2s.S cents.
Sow you can get 10 marks for enc
cent. Conditions have changed as
much in foreign commerce since the
Payne-Aldrich bill was written a3
they have in warfare since the Rcvo
lotion. II our War Department had
Issued ilintloeks TO our soldiers In
1917 because they were good enough
IN 1776 VIC would have executed tben,
as traitors.
Congress has offered three distinct
solutions of the problem OF meeting
the abnormal condition in foreign
exchange. None of them was perfect.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
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New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

called "gunraen." They were ell tsksA
in a simultaneous raid during tbs 1885,
week OF May, and without heIns
granted the privilege Of trial wsfs
sent first 30 Belfast jail and tasnss
transferred TO the old wooden haik
Argenta. While they are sahlee'sa
to shocking eondii ,ns Of iuirris'n'
ment their faniilies are left 50 tase
impoverishment without any rear Aese
Of their return, for their term 81 in''
prisonment Is indefinite.
FRANCIS MURRAY
New York, Sept Is, 1922.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
ve,,ggn on rnr Assal jAfrp nssss

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h.'D eeo are f>sssSs"
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

Ssv esa sHftAss. r1sfehzaaBt advertised ia THe
Tef33sE eiih asssiefa ssfssy--fer u SsSsHsfst.
sisa r.salis Ia sny sats TIVE TRIBUNE saaFaEs
gftk pay sear @essy nsss 9nsn rssu'H. ~ res
tset No sulksilss. We fe'0hd steHpBg ~ tie
ss4srsIsef ases set.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
Improbable

from The Indianapolis Ne.rsJ
Lloyd George hasn't said What ioh
he'll AXE if he loses as Prime
Minister but it won't be British Am.
eaasador 70 France.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

bench should result in an invitation
from Mr.. Murphy u cease to act as
member OF the law committee.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
Society Note

A number of well-known people
are returning from protracted sum
mer vacations, including some of our
most prominent strikers.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

copyright. 1889, Nov York Tribune inc.)
Capt. Fiixurse issuas Challenge

Capt. Fiixurse issuas Challenge
Sir: Last Saturday September
10th, to be precise--as was
stroiling down the street | was set
upon by gang of young hoodlums
and my hat was knocked down over
my eyes. / learned later that
straw hat worn after September
. 18th and its waarer are supposed
to be fair game for attack; but at
the moment ! naturally supposed
that some Of my enemies had de-
termined to make an end Of me, and
/ acted accordingly.
i have participated in great
many serious affairs in various
parts of the world as soldier Of
fortune, and some of the persons
whose enmity | have incurred do
not always understand that it is
better to let bygones be bygones.
] grasped two of the ruffians and
knocked their heads together, leav-
ing them senseless on the sidewalk.
My sword cane has been taken away
from me by the dastardly and un-
imaginative authorities, but | drew
my derringer to await the onrush
of the rest Of the gang the
same derringer with which / shot
Col. Cholmondeley Butt -Cholmon-
deley, Of the British Army, in New
Orleans on December oath, 1857.
Col. Cholmondeley Butt Cholmon-
deley had dared to refer to my ia
nous ancestor, Reginald Fitzurse,
as the murderer" of Thomas a
Beckett, when it is we'll known that
Beckett was ewecuted by my loyal
ancestor by order of the king; and
so sent bullet crashing through
his BRAIN His friend, Capt. Pen
dragon Plantagenet, who had the
audacity to question my conduct, l
led to the field of honour at day
break the next morning, Christmas
morning, and shot the bridge of his
nose away-but not, of course, with
my derringer. | shot the bridge of
his nose off in a more formal man
ner, with a dueling pistol that was
presented to me by one Of the last
of the Bourbons, and that dueling
pistol lies before me as write.
But l digress. When I was at
tackled last Saturday, September
10th, | knocked two of the hoodlums
senseless, as I have said, and drew
my derringer to await the onrush
of the remainder of them. But
there was no onrush, This, sir, is
a sleazy generation! They ran!
This custom of smashing straw
hats which may be worn after the
18th Of September, sir, [ regard as
an abominable outrage, directed at
the right of every gentleman to ex-
press his preferences in whatever
fashion pleases him.
I, for one, shall not submit to it.
shall continue to be an individual,
not one Of the mob.
On the first day of October, at
high noon, l shall walk through the
principal streets of this city wear
ing a Panama hat.
/ shall cock it over my left eye
if choose; I shall cock 1t over my
right eye if l feel inclined; shall
wear it at any angle which my
fancy may dictate.
shall have my derringer with
me-
And if any person attacks me,
insults me, questions me or even so
much as smiles at me | shall grasp
him by the throat and compel him
to cat that Panama hat, to eat it
kneeling in the public street before
me, sir, to eat it down to the last
straw, and, still kneeling, to thank
me for the repast. I am, sir,
etc, ETC.,
CAPT. PETER FITzURsE, C. S. A.
Prophets are not martyred be-
cause they live up to their prln-
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
Man: The Wincleas Angol

MAN. tne w ihBiSsS thhgoi
Man is soaring animal.
He. has feet. but hates to use them
Not that he is lazy. however. but be.
cause he epurns contact with the earth.
AS boy he dons. roller skates, then
he rides tricycle., then he clevates
himself on stills,
As an adult be rides motorcycles,
eutcmobilee, airplanes.
Note that in all these pleasures he
seeks TO get his feet Off the ground:
the further they arc away frem terra
fiyma tho greater his JOY; tho higher
he scars the more contented he be-
comes
Man bss an ineradicable tendency to
60 I'D.
He wants wings badly; and he
won't be happy until helseets 'em.
Cyril p. EGAN.
Something has got to be done to
the coal industry with strong right
arm, says Howe And il the arm
swings a pick SO much the better.
government in America consists
in spending mercy to elect poll
ticians 10 spend money to !.
DON MARQUIS.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
Not Much of a Menace

When Lenine and Trotzky get
little richer they'll each have a pri-
vate golf course, and then they'll
never trouble Russia any more.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19
Not So Tough

Germany has reason to be CRATE
full that in losing the war she lost
Russia along with it.
Copyright by James j. Montague)
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

csssS,d Of shs fn,s;esscs at NJ, yesk sssead
c.sss si8i Nsgtss
New-York tribune., 1922-09-19

Prophets are not martyred be-
cause they live up to their prin-
ciples, but because they talk about
them so much.
This continual preaching shames
some people, who become angry at
the person who has made them feel
their inferiority; and other people
it bores.
So the people who are shamed
and the people who are bored get
together and (in one way or an
other) lynch the prophet.
Lynching him gives a finer dra-
matte value to the monument which
will be erected to him by the next
generation-th next generation not
having had to listen to his talk, and
being delightediy busy lynching the
prophets TO whose talk it has had
TO listen.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
WHERE RICHES ARE a suRpEN

An English merchant according to Vienna papers
went to Austria to make some purchases. For this
purpose and by his orders London bank had trans
ferred to Vienna bank $50 pounds (about 81 ,0O0)
which would be transmitted into Austrian paper
money
At the paying window OF the Vienna bank the
teller said to the Englishman:
7 sorry, but have only small number of
10000 kronen bills the rest III have to give you
1000 kronen bills"
"All right"
They counted.
AS the $50 pounds Appropriated 10 million kronen
in value, the merchant had to receive about forty
pounds in weight Of vgnettes. He protested but
without vail. He had to get strong cord and packed
UP his fortune though it old newspapers.
He seen, exhausted, wandering through the
streets OF Vienna in search of a trunk dealer. He
found one, took cab and saved
"Pecuniary richness is but relative" wrote Jean
Jacques Rousseau, land according to the conditions
that liable to change by thousand causes one
can find himself successfully rich or poor with the
same sum-"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29

ccasonaIy one in apparent ignorance of the
subject utters dctum which excites ridicue but
which is later admitted to have been statement Of
a fact. instance college student in reply to a
request for definition Of Einsten's theory of rea-
tivity said it was "a subject OF which folks knew
relatively little" Forty-two years ago when General
Hancock was nominated by the democrats he said
of the tariff that it local question The country
guffawed at what it believed, and probably
awkward attempt at straddng. Yet we have all been
brought to believe that that is precisely what the
tariff is.
In the course of the trial of Henry Ford's libel
suit against Chicago Tribune the great manufac
turer declared that history is bunk. Napoleon had
said that it was agreed upon fiction the rest Of
us were ready to admit that did not know what
part of it was fact and what part bunk.
Mr.. Ford is therefore not quite alone in his esti
nation of history. though there perhaps few who
would endorse his sweeping malediction.
Willis Fletcher johnson in the current North
American Review dealing with modern. that is liv-
ing historians. declares that they treat
ing history as If. they had the opinion of it
Mr.. Ford.
Said he: "Mr. Wells was bad enough, with his
egregious misstatements and his proportion
gone crazy But host rush in, writing
if to out-Wells Mr. Wells himself, and others rag
ing against the histories that have been written and
telling how they should have been written and how
they would be If only they the critics, had time to
take day off and perform the job.
"The trouble seems to be that the really
petent historians in striving to set forth truhfully
the annals Of mankind have failed to grind this
mans axe, to exploit that mans favorite fad,
to cater to the other mans pet prejudice. Out Of
all the sound and fury there may the great good
OF general realization OF the supreme importance Of
history writing, history teaching history under
standing. Other things important to
enable to transact business pursue trade or
practice some profession.
ITO make the individual apprehend the true
philosophy OF fe to the citizen justly appre-
ciate his country and it most Loyalty and ef-
ficienty, and to make the nation realize its true
place in the world and its rights and duties in rea
ton to its fellow nations there is other study that
approximates history in practical Importance; fact
which marks the man who wantonly falsifies It ss
guilty Of peculiarly gross disservice to the human
race"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29

youth ever felt natural craving for tobacco. He
fell into the use Of it in emulation of heroes who
had passed through the fire and their apparent
joyment Of the weed seemed to be their reward.
We are not decrying the OF tobacco. scien-
fists divided to the effects of it upon users
Perhaps the fun they get out of it is worth aNthey
have gone through acquire the habit It's sedatiye
influence may be a sufficient recompense for that
juvenile nausea; that retching; that whiteness
around the giIls" which the youth suffers when he
undertakes to consecrate himself to My Lady Nico-
tine
AS we have said we do not like to see women
smoke; may share the old fashioned opinion
that the right kind of women do not smoke, but to
attempt to prevent them from smoking is to set up
double standard by law. We have one double stan
dard which is not of the law, and which no law can
repeal 1t is as unjust as is inevitable that we
want no man made double standards.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
A smoking Discrimination

we do not like to see women smoke but we
are inclined to agree with the smokers of
New York City that the ordinance which cuts them
oef from "coffin- nails is unconstitutional. The
,,t,, authorities could just as easily and
ahlv have adopted an ordinance forbiddng red
haired citizens to smoke while admitting black haired
arsons to that form of enjoyment 1t has been urged
eainst the use of tobacco by women that it is un-
,atural That is true but its by men is equally
unnatural If you don't believe that recall the time
chen YOU surreptiuously smoked grandpas seasoned
nine ~ vour first and several subsequent cigars.
~ ,op remember how thereafter, you became i'm
,,attent to die so that you could have wings and
a,alos and harps and everything and be in heaven
,horo tobacco is strictly forbidden or would have
,,ooo Il there had been any when the Bible was
written?
..oaroa non sine pulvere," which roughly is to be
..n.,ated enjoyment is to be gained by much
,nlston, must be the motto OF every boy and girl
III ubo wants to bring the tobacco habit to per-
fection
ooo,sp IS largely f~d 50 It is with men. NO
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
Questions And
AnsMers

Q. What was the highest point Of
our national debt? S. r. Mex.
A. The Treasury Department says
that the peak of the public debt was
reached on August 21, 1919. At that
date it was sec, ,595. .701, ,648.0f.
@. When was the first mule bred
in the United States? c. c. r.
A. The Bureau OF Animal Industry
says that the first mule bred In this
country of which IL has a record is
one bred by George Washington. The
first jack brought TO the country was
presented to him by the King of
Spain.
@. When and where will the Pan
American Conference of Women be
held? A. @. r.
A. This conference will be held in
Baltimore. April 2O-29, 1922.
@. Does il take more power TO
drive . vehicle weighing 800 pounds
n. :. propeller or By tr'''i0" p0wsr'
A. More power is required to drive
a vehicle weighing 800 pounds by
propeller than by traction power.
@. What does the largest hog In
the States weight w. L. D.
A. 1t is practically impossible to
get authentic data regarding the
largest hog in the United States. The
largest one OF which the Department
Of Agriculture has definite informa-
tion is an animal in the state Of
Maryland which weighs 1850 pounds
a. What is the wealth of the Phil
ippine lslands7 J. M.
A. The estimated total wealth OF
the Islands is $500. 100000.
@. When was the postal money
-.
A. The Postal Guide says s1n 1864
the need for some safe method by
which small sums Of money could be
sent by mail became so pressing that
Congress passed the act authorizing
a Postal Money Order System. The
postal money order service thus es-
tablisfed was the pioneer in the
money order field in the United
States. The fact that absolute safety
is thereby assured at nominal cost
accounts for the remarkable growth
and popularity of this postal facility"
@. How is the name "Cavendish"
pronounced? A. r. p,
A. Cavendish is given two pro-
nounciations. haven dish" or kan
dish"
J. Si Sa. =. S'' invented s'''al'id'
~ ne IuoutFn CeilQlOlQ was IN
vented by two brothers named Hyatt
of Newark, N. J.. in 1869. Celluloid Is
obtained by mixing gum camphor with
pyroxylln in the proportion of about
two parts of pyroxylin to one of cam
phor
@. When and where was the first
Ford car NADER r. J. o.
A. The first Ford car was Model
A, made in Detroit in 1903.
@. How does the speed at which
a movie camera is turned in shoot
ing = picture affect the picture on the
screen? x. A. p.
A. Slowing up the camera speeds
up the action. Therefore. II the
crank Of a camera is turned slowly
the action on the screen aINears
rapid.
@. What are altrices? r. &.
A. Altrices are birds that are
hatched from the egg before they
have acquired feathers or the ability
TO care for themselves, and must re-
main in the nest and protected and
fed by the parents. This includes
all birds except those known a. game
birds and sea fowl
@. Is ehlorinsted water proof
against typhoidF j, L. r.
A. Since the water supply OF New
York City has been chloriuated not
a single case of typhoid has been
traced to that source.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
LOTUS EATING
with Berton BroIey
MIAMI

In Miami in ami when the north il col md clammy
IN cit of mi IS
ar
re healthy--you a glance
a r Of
a snaky n the
In n S
furnish a ryhme
N otte of
In ey-swee and sunn mperedc cline
a Of
of
And the ol-men
stately palms rustlng n the
Overa amethy md sapphire
And the are to and fro;
Miami the place
n traffic disturb seraphic:
In dwelling is excellng
$
a gladly
viii advertise Miami wholly
o. n IN o ar
a
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
Rnu XIII Saf

NiIAMI-Holding his fathers dou-
BILE action .3S-caliber revolver in his
left hand, Wilko. little son OF John
Vukcevich. killed himself instantly IN
a room in his parents home, Red
Springs Canyon, about s o'clock last
night.
Just how the child. who would have
been years of age had he lived
until April 10. managed to secure
possession of the gun and then pull
the trigger is likely to remain for
ever a mystery. No one was in the
room at the time with the exception
Of two little 2-year-old children, with
whom Wilko was playing. His moth
er. Luce Vukcevich. was engaged in
household duties in the neighborfng
room when the tragedy occurred
Bulletin
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
a POLISH ELAPPER IDEA

The Polish flapper has thought out a new one
She begs borrows otherwise obtains her old
dears cigarette and returns it in few days with
her conception of his soul picture neatly engraved
thereon.
Warsaw boys are displaying on their pill boxes
the gddy butterfly, the tender get-rne mot and
wine bottles. beer mugs and other symbols OF
freedom and fraternity.
DR.. Marion Sudzinski has just had of these
decorated cases sent to friend in New YoIx from
Warsaw, with explanation that the fad may make
its appearance in the United States.-Milwaukee
Journal
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29

this morning that he wanted to enter
the home of Anastacio Antunes. An
tunes hearing the noise outside. OPP
ened fire through a window and put
several bullets through the home oc-
cupied by Alexandra Gomez, in the
house adjoining, barely missing the
latter's wife and baby. The sheriff
was called in and arrested five who
had participated in the spree, and as
a result is holding three of them for
further action, Antunes. Lopez, and a
brother nCmed Jose Lopez. A 5000
rifle, and a As Colts were confis-
Gated by the sheriff. -Prospector.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
&c nnatrnua Rridna

TOMBSTONE - Fire caused by
cinders from the locomotive this
morning caused the destruction OF
what is known as the Wateryale
bridge, near Schieffelin monument, on
the Tombstone Fairbanks branch of
the E. P. & S. w, and as result the
local was unable to get back to
Tombstone at 12:45, both mail and
express having been delayed.
1t will be probably several days be-
fore the gap will be made passable
and in the meantime mail and ex-
press and some freight Is being
hauled by automobile and truck. The
bridge. which is almost hundred
feet in length, constructed Of piling,
is a total loss.-Prospector.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-29
Fine Woman aRootIeaaers

YUMA.-Maria Jesus de Ramonet,
a Mexican woman residing on Maiden
Lane near Third street, paid a fine
of $50 in Judge Frank Stanley's
court yesterday when she was tried
on a charge of bootlegging. Judge
Stanley suspended sentence Of 100
days in jail.
Timoteo Rosula, whom Policeman
Virgil Sans said he had seen pur-
chase bottle of illicit liquor from
the Mexican woman, pleaded guilty
TO having liquor in his possession
and was given Jail sentence Of $50
days.
Following Rosula's arrest a
search OF the Mexican woman's home
had failed to reveal any liquor but
Rosulas confession before Judge
Stanley implicated the woman and
her arrest was ordered.--Sun.