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Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

FlClona
~ Sims
- Says
AL or us make trouble and wonder
why the supply exceeds the demand.
We wondei whether the man who
claims to have a serum to make peo-
pie tell the truth took any himself.
"Kilts have been worn since 1926"
news item. All. the thrifty Scots
men.
Once they saw everything after a
drink! now they see nothing.
One at schools worth two at pool.
Maybe they call it Wall street be-
cause they are going to the wall.
Muscle Shoals was a white ele-
phant until Ford asked to start
circus.
Canada opens first blotter fac
tory"-news item. A blotter is what
fn1y rio
A reducer has a fat chance to get
slim.
A happy thought of spring is tell
ing the janitor, You may cease fir
ing when ready, Gridley."
That author OF 100 stories at the
age Of 10 will be asking her dad to
buy her some monkey glands soon.
Many a plan to get rich quick has
a poor ending.
What has become of the women
who We're going to take long strides
forward by wearing knickers?
The trouble with talking at ran
dom is people listen that way.
Fine motto: More spunk. less
bunk.
New York politicians fighting
against schools are after the kid vote.
Human brain contains 100000
nerve cells''-news item. There, we
have the situation in a nut she'll
Only time some of us stand UP for
the Star Spangled Banner is when It
is played.
Easter bonnets are trimmed. Now
for the customers.
Great is the handicap of short
armed man telling fish tales.
Henry makes flivvers. Hope his
Muscle Shoals bid isn't one.
The human race will not be lost
or won until 1t is over.
A girl is running for congress. One
more representative.
The white mans burden is soap.
An optinist is man who thinks
the world is with him-and he is
right
Bet the New York policeman who
bit a robber was mad.
Advertising tip: Spring is the time
for ad ventures.
One after dinner speaker we
should heed is the one at our back
door,
Germany's broke Hook der ex-
kaiser.
Many will be relieved to learn the
miners strike is not in baseball.
One burning problem is d cheap
cigar.
We have no objection to a man
knocking at our door If he quits aft
er he gets in.
Perhaps the corner business is the
| turning is a corner in the market
Don't talk your head off and then
wonder why you haven't any.
Out of sight is out OF mind. Taxes
out of sight us out of mind.
Weather statistics show the mean
temperature has been worse than
that.
The two sides to all questions are
our side and the wrong side.
/ --~--~-r-
Too many supporting the govern
ment expect it to support them.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

CHAPLIN
Chaplin's screen work Is popular
with a universal appeal, because h'
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

The trouble with talking at ran
dom is people listen that way.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Any wholesome diet. ample in fuel
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Fine motto: More spunk. less
bunk.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

New York politicians fighting |
against schools are after the kid vote. |
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Human brain contains 100000
nerve cells'-news item. There, we
have the situation in a nut she'll
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Look at that last syllable in in
dustry!
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

A girl is running for congress. One
more miss representative.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Only time some Of us stand UP for
the Star Spangled Banner is when It
is played.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Easter bonnets are trimmed. Now
for the customers.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Great is the handicap of a short
armed man telling fish tales.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

The human race will not be lost
or won until 1t is over.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Henry makes flivvers. Hope his
Muscle Shoals bid isn't one.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-09

Too many supporting the govern
ment expect it to support them.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

"Let B. II B. DO IT."
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

| Meets Tomorrow.
| ,,,hers of circle No. a of the
,',i.r church are reminded
E " .;;rele meets tomorrow after
J. "A Mrs. s. G. Coburn at her
i, !, tbe Heights. The hour for
...stine is given as 8 o'clock and
''.hers are urged to attend.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
Fighting Parsons
to Stage Bout at
Legion Meeting
tBy Associated Press)

Tacoma, Wash, March 20.-Amer-
lean Legion officials of Washington
state are attempting to arrange a
boxing match between the Rev. John
w. Beard, pastor of the First Pres
byterian church here, who was the
fighting chaplain" of the 91st di-
vision, and the Rev. Earl A. Black
man, pastor of Chanute, Kansas, and
national chaplain of the legion.
Both men are known to have con-
siderabel ability with the gloves and
both are in the middleweight class.
If arranged, the bout will take place
during the 1922 state convention of
the legion to be held in the fall at
Wenatche, Wash.
Before Rev. Beard went overseas
with the "Wild West" division dur
ing the war, he was known as the
"sky pilot of the lumberjacks," and
was popular with lumbermen
throughout the Pacific northwest.
When the 91st division went into
training at Camp Lewis here, Rev
Beard attracted attention by riding
bucking broncho. The widest horse
at the remount station was picked
out for him and he successfully navi.
gated the animal.
Sometime ago Rev. Beard boxec
three fast rounds with John Dick
inson, a British war veteran, at 6
smoker given by the local post of the
American Legion.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
n,,.sbyt.erian Church

,.,les of the. Presbyterian
II meet tomorrow afternoon
Circle /, with Mrs. j.
|'' J. $3.50 o'clock; Circle 3 with
n, At Mrs. H. M. de Mont
\ n, \ $50 o'clock; Circle A
"a 8 C. Coburn, at 8 o'clock.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

improved, although he is still quite
ill.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Root had as
their weekend guests at their home
on kirkland street Mrs. Roots moth
err, Mrs. Mary L. Gardner, and her
aunt, Mrs. Helen Gardner, both Of
Jacksonville. These ladies returned
home today.
The many friends of Paul Dunk
lin. the son of Rev. and Mrs. E. M. G.
Dunklin, who is attending Georgia
Tech in Atlanta, viii be sorry to
learn that he was forced to undergo
an operation yesterday in Atlanta. 1t
is thought that he is getting along
nicely, and his friends will hope to
hear shortly of his convalescence.
Mrs. H. H. Schultz is spending
several days on visit to Orlando.
Mrs. C. G. Grimm and Mrs,
Charles Appleby left Saturday for
Brunswick, Ca, where they were
called by the death of relative.
Mayor j.. C. Adkins, of Gaines
vile, is business visitor here today
He is attending to legal matters in
circuit court. ~
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
Values Like These
Are Not Common
propertv

This season we are exerting our
selves in giving VLAUE and while
hope every other store in America is
doing the same, let us say frankly
this:
There are many items in this stock
that are exclusively our own-values
that you won't find anywhere else.
Here are a few11for comparison.
Your acid test is invited.
BLUE SERGES, GUARANTEED,
$50 and S35.
BET GRADES PALM BEACH
SUITS, SIS.
WHITE FLANNEL TROUSERS,
$3.50.
wALKOvER SHOES,
$3.50 AND $3.50.
Browning e arnside's
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
no CIi.A L N 0. r E S
AL 6 Cos SIP


Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Yelvertt,on
and Misses Alice Thomas and
Frances Yelverton were motor visit
ors to Starke yesterday.
Mrs. W. l.. Barker had as her
weekend guest at her home on Mad
ison street her aunt, Mrs. Kettle, of
st. Augustine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Don Barstow and
baby spent Sunday here with Mr..
Barstow's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. S. J.
Barstow
Mr.. and Mrs. M. M. Vickers and
daughter, Ola Deare, and Mrs. A. G.
Davis spent yesterday at st. Angus
tine Beach.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. R. Rosebro,
Mrs, Gooche and Mr.. and Mrs. We'll
don S. Henley We're among those
from Palatka motoring to St. Angus
tine for the day yesterday.
Miss Rosa Notes, of Daytona, is
visiting her mother at her home
here.
&C. W. Loveland, of Satsuma, is a
business visitor in Palatka today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Coleman
spent the weekend at Daytona.
Mrs. H. B. Woodward, who has
been visiting her daughter, Mrs. W.
L. Barker, for several weeks, has re-
turned to her home in Jacksonville.
+ Judge and Mrs. A. V. Long and
Mr.. and Mrs. H. C. Richard spent
yesterday at Welaka.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Dyer, of
Orange Mills, were well-known Wis
itors here yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Long spent
the weekend at Aston with relatives
Mrs. F. W. Nix, of Ocklochnee,
Ca, will arrive in Palatka one day
this week to visit her daughters, Mrs
j. B. Austin and Misses Ida and Ma
RE Nix.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. B. Munich have
as their guests at their home on
Kirby street, Mr.. and Mrs. G. W.
Beck, of Pencil.
DR.. and Mrs. George S. Davis
Mrs. Annie Johnson and Miss Goldie
Davis were among Palatkans motor
ing to St. Augustine yesterday aft,
ernoon.
Friends of Miss Jane Oglesby
who has been spending several weeks
here as the guest of Miss Omar Da-
Wis, will be glad to know that she
will not leave today as previously
stated, but will remain for another
week.
Among Palatkans seen on st
Augustine streets yesterday alter
noon were DR.. and Mrs. A.. M. Hedick
Mr.. and Mrs. F. J. Fearnside, Mrs
Imogen F. Collins, Mr.. and Mrs. f
III. Wilson, Miss Ellene Merryday
DR.. j. E. Thornton, Mr.. and Mrs
Goode NJ. Query, Mr.. and Mrs. Noah
Tilghman, Miss Helen Tilghman,
Mr.. and Mrs. R. K. Fox, of Hast,
ings, were shopping in Palatka Sat,
urday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. H. Rowton anc
little sons returned last night from a
trip down the east coast to Miami
They also attended the state conven,
ton of the American Legion at PAIN
Beach.
Friends of Robert James, who Is
ill in a hospital in st. Augustine, will.
he clad to know that he is greatly
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
In Training Camps

KEGS defeat at the hands fthe st.
Louis Nationals at New Orleans yes
terday was made doubly bitter
through the fact that. Babe Ruth per-
mitted single to pass through his
legs like pig in an alley. The in
cldent sent Waite Hoyt on a balloon
trip long enough for the Cardinals to
cinch the verdict, 10 to 0.
New York, March 2O.-The Giants
took the short end of 12-to-6 game
against the White Sox at San An
tonic yesterday, leaving Manhattan
fans of the opinion that both Giants
and Yankees have a long way to go
in their trining before they can hold
last years pace.
Brooklyn, N. Y, March 20.-A fea-
ture of yesterdays victory of the
Dodgers over a Pensacola team
which caused Wilbert Robinson to
sleep well was the pitching Of Reu-
Their, who held the opposition hitless
for the three innings he was in the
rifle pit.
Philadelphia, March 20.-Manager
Wilhelm has announced the Phillies
will break camp at Leesburg, Fla,
March 81, but, not being satisfied
with the condition of the squad at
this time, he has ordered two prac-
tice sessions daily for the next two
weeks.
Philadelphia, March 2O.-Barrett
Galloway and Sheer are having a
great battle for the short field posi-
ton on Connie Mack's Philadelphia
Athletics at Eagle Pass.
Cleveland, o., March 20 - iris
Speaker, of the Cleveland Indians,
probably is out of the game for a
week because of a wrenched knee sus-
tanned in yesterdays game with the
Cincinnati Reds at Dallas. 1t is the
same knee Speaker injured in the
game with st. Louis last season.
, Chicago, March 20-Bibb Falk, re-
calcitrant outfielder, today was safely
in the Chicago White Sox fold. He
went to San Antonio and signed a
new contract yesterday and will join
the club when the SoX play at Austin
his home town.
Chicago, March 20-The Chicago
Nationals looked peter in their 8 to
win over the Vernon Pacific Coast
League team yesterday. Arnold
STATE and Hacg Miller, new outfeld.
ers, smacked three hits each and Gro
yer Cleveland Alexander heaved foui
rounds with only one hit allowed.
Newark, N. j., March 2O-The
Newark International League clubs
spring training squad left today fol
High Point N. C. Forty five mer
in charge of Manager William Clym
er were in the party.
Detroit, March 20-Twenty one
members of the Detroit American
League baseball club including Mana
ger Ty Cobb, left their training CAM
at Augusta, Ca, today with the Ro
chester club of the international
League for weeks tour of Soutl
Carolina. Among the cities wher'
exhibition games are scheduled ar
Anderson, Union, Columbia, Hamlet
Raleigh and Charleston.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

Philadelphia, March 20.-Managel
Wilhelm has announced the Phillies
will break camp at Leesburg, Fla.
March 81, but, not being satisfied
with the condition of the squad al
this time, he has ordered two prac
tice sessions daily for the next two
weeks.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
MRS DORMAN NAMED
ON NATIONAL COMMITTEE

Tallahassee, March 18.-Mrs. w.
R. Dorman, Of Live Oak for Is years
an attache of the Florida legislature,
has been appointed member of the
democratic national congressional
committee.
The congressional committee is
composed of one man and one woman
in each state. Arthur D. Rouse, of
Kentucky, is national chairman.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

Philadelphia, March 20.-Barrett
Galloway and Sheer are having a
great battle for the short field posi-
ton on Connie Mack's Philadelphia
Athletics at Eagle Pass.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

Chicago, March 20-Bibb Falk, re-
calcitrant outfielder, today was safely
in the Chicago White Sox fold. He
went to San Antonio and signed a
new contract yesterday and will join
the club when the Sox play at Austin,
his home town.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20

With Mrs. D. vs.
\ the Heights. The hour for
...tiug is given as 8 o'clock and
|,rbers are urged to attend,
\, and Mrs. J. X. Culbreth were
palatkans spending yesterday
Augustine.
n, and Mrs. Charles Kupper-
Miss Edith Kupperbusch and
n A. Smith composed a party
,inr to St. Augustine Saturday
Irss Mary Berkstresser spent
,pek.end in Jacksonville, the
Il relatives. She was accom-
4, an her return to Palatka by
lister, Miss Lima Berkstresser
viii be her guest.
n Wurtz Grey and daughter
! have returned to Jacksonville
| Spending the weekend here and
N Augustine Beach.
In and Mrs. NJ. H. Haughton, OF
spent the weekend here
N puests of Mr.. and Mrs. j. H
EghtOn.
[Nn. J. Emmett Brown and lit.
I'm, Emmett, Jr., and Mrs. Annie
|IOmbs, of Cuthbert, Ca, went tc
k,Onville Saturday to visit rela-
\ and to meet Mrs. Toombs
|rhter, who will arrive within q
day from her home in Chatta'
Ia.
LJudge and Mrs. E. E. Haskell
n the weekend in st. Augustine
jacksonville.
[Nrs. Warner T. Hamm has re.
|a from Salisbury, Md, where
VAS called several weeks ago by
Illness of her mother, Mrs. D. j
hi Mrs. Elliott accompanied
laughter home and her Palatks
BIZ will be glad to know that she
hFdly regaining her health now
Mrs. Robert James and Miss
|Nre McRae spent yesterday aft
Nm in st. Augustine with Mr.
Is,
|Niss Kathleen Vann spent Satur'
In Jacksonville on a shopping ex'
hon. 1901
Mr. and Mrs. e. W. Elliott, Mr.
Mrs. ]. N. Oliphant, of Balti'
and Mrs. f. D. Alderman re
ID last night from a weekend
at the Alderman cottage at st
Estine Beach.
\, #. Selle has returned from
weeks business trip to New York
bther northern cities.
Nh, and Mrs. Lester Bush anC
=. W. Wattles were motor Wis
to st. Augustine yesterday.
William F. Warner left yester'
FOR his home in New York, after
Ping the winter here with Mr.
Yrs. ]. A, Helms, at their home
|st Palatka.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-03-20
BAPTIST MISSIONARIES MEET.

BAPTIST MISSIONARIES MEET.
The Woman's Missionary society
of the Baptist church will hold its
monthly program meeting tomorrow
afternoon at $3.50 o'clock at the
church. Circle No. will give the
program.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-09-06

1t is hoped that the present school year will be the
most beneficial to the pupils Of any in Chickasha's
history. earnestly request that parents cooperate
with the schools in preventing pupils from street loaf
ing, attending parties, parlor dances picture shows
and other social functions on school nights Regular
home study necessary to insure the best results in
school,
Yours for Better Schools
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-09-06

Never before did our economic conditions demand as
much stress on education as now, when the learning
capacity of the pupil greatest and the earning capa
city is least i
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-09-06
chjckaasha Schools
WMOps,i Mo',ady,


The SO teachers and principals will be at their posts Of
duty 1880 o'clock a. m.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
DOUBLED LAST
YEARS COTTON CROP

Gainesville, July 10.-With the
states acreage almost double that of
last year and with a splendid growing
season through April, May and part
of June, reports to June 25 indicate
cotton crop in Florida this season
of $4,000 bales, according to the Fed
eral Bureau of Crop Estimates. Last
years production was 1O,905 bales,
two years ago 1914 bales and three
years ago 1922 bales. The condition
on June 25 was rs per cent of normal
as compared with rs per cent at this
time.
The states acreage is $4,000 as
against 1000 0last year and prospects
all over the belt were unusually good
up to the beginning of the present
weather, says hte bureau.
The acreage of Sea Island cotton
is several times greater than that of
lats year with the crop showing up
well and setting heavy bottom crop.
Production of Sea Island will probab-
ly exceed $500 running bales as COM
pared with 2,373 bales last year, the
bureau adds.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
WILDCATS TO HAVE
A LIVELY WEEK
Five Games Booked with Three of The
Hardest Hitting Teams In
Florida

If you don't believe that Wildcats
have an appetite for mullet come out
to the three games Monday, Tuesday
and Wednesday of this week and see
the Ocala Wildcats and the St. Au-
gustine Mullets meet in mortal COM
bat. The Mullets have a reputation
for being hard to beat but the Wild
cats believe that the bigger they are.
the harder they fall. On Thursday
the Wildcats take another foreign
trip and will attempt to lick Lees
burg on her home diamond. Friday
afternoon Oak will invade the local
territory and attempt to take away
the Wildcats hide. Fandom will have
an opportunity of seeing a full week
of wild and woody ball games against
two of the fastest teams in the state
and it is hoped that not one of the
loyal rooters will be missing at roll
call this week.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
ON THEIR HONOR
Industrial School Boys Enjoy Their
Outings Unattended

Mariana, July 10.-Seventy-six of
the boys at the Florida Industrial
School got away July 1 and did not
return to their quarters until the eve
ming of July 4, but none of the Off
cials of the institution worried about
them. The lads, ranging in age from
eight to fifteen, hiked seven miles to
Merritt's Mill where a camp had been
prepared and the four days were
devoted to swimming, roaming in the
woods and in search of adventure and
everything else that a live wire boy
likes to do.
The older boys at the school were
unable to participate in the trip be-
cause of certain work at the institu-
tion that had to be done. They were
given an outing on the fourth of July,
however, and later will be given a
longer vacation.
The negro boys at the school spent
July a and 5 at summer camp, the
first time in the history of the school
that they have been permitted to re-
main overnight from their dormi-
tories.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
THE GUARD BEGAN
Reversed Herrin On Strikers At
Clinton, Ills.

Clinton ILL.,, July 9-(By Associated
Press) 1.-THE first trouble in the rail-
road shopmen's strike occurred here
yesterday when a guard, employed by
the Illinois Central railroad, shot and
killed James Fitzgerald, age twelve,
wounded his father, a striker, by
shooting him through the leg, and
wounded a passerby. The latter was
shot through both legs.
1t is said the trouble started when
the guard told number of strike
sympathizers to keep off the right of
way, declaring he would "shoot the
first man who stepped over the dead
line" Fitzgerald, it is claimed, STEP
ped over, with a pistol, and invited
the guard to "begin shooting"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
AMERICAN LEGION
IN NEW ORLEANS

New Orleans, July 10.-American
Leion members from all parts of the
world are expected to attend the ma
tional convention in New Orleans
next October as result of fifty per
cent reduction in passenger rates an
nounced on vessels of the U. S. Ship
ping Board.
A letter received from w. B. Keene,
traffic manager of the United States
Shipping Board Emergency Fleet Cor
poration, states that the fare reduc-
ton will be granted on single Or
round trip tickets to those legion
members and their families, who show
conclusively that it is their intention
to be present at the New Orleans con-
vention.
The reduced fare will also prevail
on the United States lines, operating
passenger service in the North At
lantic, and on the Munson Steamship
Line, operating between New York
and the East Coast of South America,
provided accommodations are avail
able.
Convention officials believe that the
reduced fare will increase the delega-
tions to the convention from cities on
or near the Atlantic coast and the
Gulf of Mexico, as well as from
twenty-one foreign countries where
legion posts are organized.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-07-10
PUTTING OFFENDERS
ON PROBATION

Jacksonville, July 10.-First Offend
ers of local traffic ordinances win b
the future be turned over TO the JACK
sonville Automobile Association for
instruction in that in which they are
apparently uniformed, under m
agreement between Sheriff Merritt ci
Duval county and the association The
word recently went out from the sheg.
ifs Office that all traffic ordinanees
would be rigidly enforced. In tbs
connection, however, the sheriff said
he did not desire to make indiserimi-
nate arrests of those who were ig-
norant in matters of parking, lights.
right and left turns. ETC., and conse-
quently the first offenders viii mercy
be instructed rather than prosecuted.
The officer arresting first ofendea
will make note of all means Of identi-
fication of the driver and then direct
him to report to the automobile asso-
ciation within a specified time. The
association, in turn, win report TO The
sheriff's Office as to whether tie of-
fender appeared and was INSTRUCTED.
Should the offender be inclined to heat
the new system as joke and not an
pear at the association, the sheriff ex.
plains he has effective means to i,n-
press the seriousness of the plan.