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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-04-19

but VINO wants to kiss eruptiOns7
Pimply men don't look like the owners
OF anything. Pimply women, too, are
puzzles, with no prospects and no
power. Young men and women, here's
the positive way out. Physics and
purgatives will fail. What you need
is scientific blood cleanser. s. 8. 8.
Is one of the most powerful destroyers
Of blood Impurities. You can prove this
in q short time. s. 8. 8. has been
passed on by jury Of millions Of peo-
Pile Just like yourself. 1t is considered
ono OF the most powerful vegetable
blood purifiers and flesh-builders in
existence. That's why you hear of 80
many underweight people putting ON
lost flesh in hurry, why you hear Of SO
many rheumatics being freed from this
scourge, with S. S. s. Start today with
8. s. s.. and see your face clear aud
your skin get ruddier. your flesh
firmer. 1t win give YOU boost in your
career. s. s. s. is sold at all drug
stores, in two sizes. The larger Sise
n the moro economical.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-04-19

The railway which crosses the st
Gothard, one of the most famous
passes in the Alps. travels over 324
bridges OF more than thirty-two
feet span, and through eighty tun-
nels. the main one of which IS
nearly ten miles in length.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-04-19
M0SQUER0 ANTI-
FLAPPER LEADER
WEEDS IN TEXAS
Methodist Minister, Organ
izer of the Mems Matrl-
moniaI Protection AsSo-
citation Breaks the Ice.
lny The Assoclnted Press }


East Las Vegas, April 1S.-The
Rev. Floyd .. Burnett, methodist
minister and chaplain Of the Mems
Matrimonial Protective association
the "anti-flappcr club at Mos
quero, near here, has broken the ice
for any club member who may
wish to wed, by marrying Miss
Anna Barrack, of Enid, Okla.
The Rev Burnett, who was one
of the organizers of the club, mar
ried Miss Barrack saturday at Am
arillo, Texas, according to word
reaching here today.
The minister is the first member
of the association to marry since
the organization was formed.
The Rev. Burnett has sent word
ahead to his colleagues that the
bride measures up in every way to
the standards of the association.
Mosquero, N. NJ, April tS.-There
is rejoicing in the ranks of the
Mems Mutual Matrimonial Pro-
tective assc citation, organized here
for the elimination of short skirts,
rolled hose, hobbed hair and too
free use OF the lipstick and paint
pot.
Rev. Floyd o. Burnett, pastor of
the Methodist church. former cap
tain of artillery in overseas service,
is the first to marry under the stip-
ulations of the association.
At Amarillo, Texas, he met Miss
Anna Barrack, of Enid, Okla, and
a marriage took place. Miss Bar
rack is in sympathy with all the
requirements of the association to
which her husband belongs.
The entire membership was at
the train to meet the imported bride
and u majority of the members
from the "Flappcrs club organ
lied to combat the association
were at the depot to give the first
bride secured under the rules of
the association the "once over"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-04-19
Pir1lpIes Keep
Young Men
Down!


Pimples and skin eruptions have q
price,--you pay for every pustule,
black head and pimple on your face.
Pimples produce prejudice and prevent
prosperity. Your heart may be gold
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

that held the pail that spilled the
milk: about the same cop who called
the doctor, who called the ambu-
lance and the humane society Off
cials who called the veterinarians
The story:
Joe Neimy was milking his cow
in his barn near which X. Kassoka
Kept his automobile. Kassoka, with
his white bulldog, was going into his
garage when the dog spied cat and
chased it.
The cat led the chase near Nj
emy's COW, and when the dog saw
the cat was going to get away il
bit the COW instead. Whereupon the
cow kicked Niemy, broke his arm
and spilled the milk.
Patrolman Ingle, sent to the scene.
notified the emergency hospital and
the Humane Society. Niemy was
sent to the hospital and veteri
marian was called to care for the
cow.
And then the cop completed his
job by arresting kasaoka for per
mitting vicious dog to run at large.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
MONKEY BUSINESS
STARTLES CHICAGO

CHTAGo, sept. 9.-Chicago's bust
ness district in the famous Loop
was thrown into a furore by a mon
key.
Aftor driving nearly score of per
sons frantic hurry calls were sent in
for the police, reserves, firemen and
militia.
Twas thus that it happened:
\ big monkey got loose and started
TO investigate the insides of business
houses, III 1king its entrances in wholly
unconventional ways, mainly through
windows and door transoms.
When i: first got loose from its
owner II scooted up Harrison street
and got between the legs of Il rotund
gentleman. The rotund gentleman.
perspirinG and swearing profusely,
arose from the pavement after the
shock and called the police, being GER
tam that bomb had exploded
The monkey also apparently had
an ear for music, for 1t next started
after music shop, making its en-
trance through the platc-glass win
dow. Exit customers. clerks. Then
the monkey started to investigate the
latest Jazz records. Exit records--in |
many pieces.
And the crowd on the MONKEYS
ali--er, trail-increased rapidly.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
Social and Club Ne1c1S

FORTY FIVE ATTEND BANQUET
An enthusiastic group of forty-five
attended the banquet of the adult de-
partment class last evening at the
First Christian church, Rev. w. A..
Gresham, pastor, outlined the plans
of work preparatory for the revival
meeting in January. Committees on
calling, prayer meetings and finances
are to come from this department. The
following were elected for the finance
committee: ID. i. Wallace, j. r.
King Chas. Gerking, Mrs. Charles Oh
colt and Mrs. John Greulich. For
head of the membership boosting
work, j. L. Shaver was elected. The
class is working for an attendance of
one hundred by Rally Day. October
10. A contest with the Live Wire
class on attendance begins tomorrow
Mrs. A. O. Garden was elected secre-
tary of the class. The next similar
is to be held four weeks from
last night.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

GUESTS HERE TOMORROW.
Mr. and Mrs Henry j. Taylor will
have as their guests tomorrow Mr.
and Mrs. George kellough, Mrs.
G0odell, and Mrs. Grace Holler who
will motor here from Walla Wala.
Mr.. Kellough is president of the
Third National Bank and past grand
master of the L. O. O. f.. Mrs. Hol-
Ter is president of the Washington
Assembly, Rebekah lodge and Mrs.
Goodell is past president of that
order.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

score of printers were at work
IN print shop. Enter monkey, chat
terlng amiably and vivaciously. Chaos.
Patients in the National School of
Mechanical Dentistry. Enter mon
Key through the transom. Wreckage.
calls for police. fire department and
militia. Monkey hoped on top of a
work bench. Bunsen burner going
lull blast. Monkeys tail wound
around it.
Yee-Ow!
Monkey canturcd
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
Fl o N E DEMONSTRATION
IDEAS FOR HOUSEWIVES

+ There has been much discus +
+ sion on whether meat has +
+ place in the diet of young chill +
+ dren. Practical detitions are +
+ now including meat in the food f
of child two years old The +
+ child of this age has teeth and f.
+ can safely chew the meat. The +
+ kinds of meat which young chill +
+ dren take to best advantage are +
= crisp fat part of bacon, scraped +
+ beef, rare beef roast or steak and +
r white meat of chfcken.-V. D. i
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
TO PICNIC AT BRIDGE

Old and new members Of the Pen
dleton high school faculty will enjoy Il
picnic this afternoon and evening at
Mission. The picnic is in the nature
of "get-acquainted" party, in honor
of the new teachers.
Those in the group are Mr.. and Mrs
II. F.. Inflow. Mr.. and Mrs Austin Ian
dreth, Mr.. and Mrs. Homer G. Taylor,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bonney Mr.. and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
FLY-TOX

The foremost Scientific Institute OF
the world perfected this product to
kill Flies, Mosquitoes, Bed Bugs. Cock
reaches etc. No dust and harmless
to people. Sold by all dealers. De-
mand FLY-TOX, refuse substitutes.
Yakima Rex Spray Company. Yakima
washington distributors.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
MANY CASUALTIES
IN DOMESTIC ROW

PORTLAND, Ore. Sent. q.-This
tale OF real life, revealing the fable
about the House That Jack Built is
a story about the cop that arrested
the Jap that owned the dog that
chased the cat and bit the COW that
Kicked the man and broke the arm
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
MRS. sTARBUCK TO VS. r.

MRS STARBUCK TO VS. r.
An interesting visitor win arriv"
here on Monday evening for a v's't n
Pendleton. She is Mrs. Gertrude Il.
Starbuck, who will be the guest OF
DR.. and Mrs. David b. HILL She will
probably remain here for the Round
Up. Mrs. Starbuck is the wife of
Dean Starbuck of the University of
Denver. which DR.. Hill attended.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
STANDINGS
Yesterdays Results.

NcstErday's Results.
AT Oakland 4, Sacramento 8
90 innings); at Los Angeles,
VERNON 4, salt Lake /; at Seattle
p san Francisco 6; at Portland
6, Los Angeles 4.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
MISS WYATT is GUEST.

MISS WYATT is GUEST.
Miss Thelma Wyatt, of Seattle, is n
guest at the home of Mrs. Herbert
Green. For the pleasure of Miss wy
att, a group of Pendleton matrons
formed motor party to Walla Walla
yesterday. Those in the party were
Miss Wyatt. Mrs. Green, Mrs. Fred
Bennion, Mrs. James b. Welch and
Mrs. Fred Lieuallen.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

Yesterdays Results.
At New York s, Washington !
/ at st. Louis 3, Detroit s: at 1
chicago :. Cleveland Z; at Bos- 1
ton >, Philadelphia l.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
National League Standings.


yesterday : Results.
AT Philadelphia s. New York
4; at Cincinnati l, st. Louis 6:
at Pittsburg Z, Chicago 10. no
others played.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

LEAVE FOR MALHEUR COUNTY.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Barney will
leave the first of the week for NAL
heur county where they will make
their home. Mr.. and Mrs Barney
have resided here for many years and
their friends regret their departure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
LADIES

When irregular or suppressed use
Triumph Pills. Safe and dependable
in all proper cases. Not sold, at Drus
Stores. Do not experiment with
others; save disappointment. Write
for "Relief" and particulars, it's free,
Address: National Medical Institute.
Milwa ukee. Wis
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
IL ENTER COLLEGE.

WILL ENTER COLLEGE.
Miss Beulah Spencer, of Adams a
member of the 1922 graduating class
of Pendleton high school, left today
for Pullman, Washington, where she
will enter her junior year at Wash
ington State College.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
Tuesday, September IL
COLE McELRON- = ORCHESTRA
Of Portland

Famous npwrr or IcWcl- SinEcr
Admission 25 Cents to All
TiIcn 20 crnt~ MT dancr
Dancing FREE nom 5 tu . O'Clock
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
roo LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT room furnished anart -
menL--j02 Water st.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09
MRS. McLEAY HERE

MRS. McLEAY HERE.
Mrs. Mabel Nye McLeay. of Boul-
der, Colorado, arrived here last night
Tor a short visit with her sister. Mrs
r.. +. Rouse. Later Mrs. Rouse and
Mrs McLeay will go to Portland to
spend few days.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

FOR SALE-Howard heater. bed and
mattress, $l5.00.-Phonc 53a.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-09-09

LEAVES FOR PORTLAND.
Mrs. George Peringer left today for
Portland, where she will visit her
daughter, Mrs, John NJ. Dolph.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
Respectfully,
WATT TAYLOR.
Four and one-half miles NJ West of Gen.
tertown on Hartford, Point Pleasant and
CentertoWn road. s.j-.a.

secs" by the sense of smell and
hears" by the sense of touch.
Recently she astounded a group OF
physicians and psychologists at Madi-
son, Wis, when she accurately re-
pssted telephone message received
by placing the tips of her fingers on
the diaphragm of the receiver No
special apparatus was used, the in
strument being an ordinary telephone
desk set. Miss Higgins can also car
ry on a conversation through the vi
brations of wooden pole placed up
On the head of a person with whom
she is speaking.
When the girl is brought into a
room where there are a number of
persons, she picks out those she
knows by the sense of smell. She can
also distinguish the colors of cloth
in the same way, according to a
statement of the Wisconsin State
Health Board.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
VALUE OF FARMS AS HOMES

The farmer who is considering
whether he should buy farm now or
wait another year, as farms seem to
be too high in comparison with farm
products" The time to buy farm
is whenever it looks like a good in
vestment at average prices for farm
products. Farms are always going to
Look too high in comparison with
farm products. This for the reason
that farm is more than a mere pro-
Queer of things to sell, it is home
and has a home value as well as
business value. AS the population of
our country grows, as land areas can
not expand with this growth, as farm
homes become more attractive. to per-
sons who can afford them, this home
value will increase.-National Stock
man and Farmer.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
LORENZ CLUB FEET
MACHINE A SUCCESS

New York, March 31.-A copy of
the machine invented by DR.. Adolph
Lorenz, designed to cure club feet,
was used with success Wednesday at
the Kings County Hospital, the only
institution in America possessing one,
on a 12-year-old boy.
The machine was used by DR..
Ralph c. Williams, an attending or
thopedic surgeon at the hospital, and
was built in the machine shop of the
institution.
The machine is mechanical vice
with two arms, a gripper and a trac-
tor pulley. The proper amount Of
leverage required to break down the
adhesions and joint formations to re-
duce the state of the club foot is con
trolled at any time in the hands of a
competent orthopedic surgeon.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
WHY POPCORN POPS Is
REVEALED BY SCIENCE

Bloomington, Ind, April 1.-Why
does popcorn pop? Ask Paul Wealth
erwax, a member of the science de-
partment of Indiana University, who,
after special study of the complex
object, offers in brief the following
explanation:
"The popping of grain of corn is
an explosion due to the expansion,
under pressure, of moisture contain
ed in the starch grains. Until The
instant of the explosion this force is
confirmed by the cslloidal matrix in
which the starch grains are embed
ded. Neither air nor any volatile oil
is in any way concerned with the
process as the expansive m dium. AS
result of popping there is hydro
lysis of much of the starch a loss of
moisture, and the obliteration of all
cellular structure in the endospeum. "
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
SIXTEEN Is TOTAL OF
CHINESE COUPLES AGE

Toxic, April In the making of
the last police census of Toxic, the
police have discovered one married
couple whose combined ages reach
sixteen, says the Japan Times. This
is happy Chinese groom of Q, VINO
has taken unto himself wife of the
mature age of Z.
These youthful honeymooners are
not alone among the married chill
dren of the city. the census takers
having located forty-four grooms
whose ages range from 10 to Is
and las brides who have not yet cele-
brated their fifteenth birthday ia
panese style.
Most of the wives in Toxic are
young, statisticians having worked
out the average age of the married
women of the city, finding 1t to be be-
low thirty years.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
MOTHERS WERE FLAPPERS.

According to Miss Eleanor Adams,
president of Oxford College for Wom-
en-, of Ohio, the mothers of our mod
ern girls who 25 years ago had their
merry widow" hat, balloon"
sleeves, wire rat" of for
mer pompadour, and Boston dip"
waist, were fiappers but for the fact
that such a name was not known at
that time. Miss Adams defends the
galosh-fopping, bobbed-haired wear
er of knee-length skirts of today
She says: 1.-The modern girl has de-
veloped initiative. Her surplus en-
ergy expends itself in radical opinion,
extreme dress and. restlessness."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
CONSUMPTION IN FRANCE
TO KEEP $50, 900 IN ARMY

Paris, April Transcription will
be continued in France indefinitely,
altho the term of service may be re-
duced next year to one year instead
of two or eighteen months.
This was definitely established
when the. terms of the new military
service law became known. 1t pro-
vides for standing army of $4,000
men.
Including the colonial troops, the
present military establishment is
about 100000 m and it is not ex-
pected that this figure can be reduc-
ed to the announced $4,000 within
less than eighteen months.
Attacks against France for 'im-
perialism," owing to this vast army,
are answered by French leaders with
the statement that altho the number
of divisions is more than in 1914,
the actual size of the army is less.
Whereas in 1914 there were $50, 900
men under arms, there are today
only 100000 and will shortly be only
100000.
1t is expected that the law will be
passed by Parliament without much
debate, altho the Socialists and Com
munists threaten to do their best to
block it..
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
RECLAIMED LANDS
WORTH BILLION

Washington April lone bill
lion dollars worth Of property will
be reclaimed under .,s 100000, 900
McNary irrigation bi,l. according to
reclamation leaders IN the Senate.
Supporters of the bill, which pro-
vides for the irrigation of arid waste
lands and the drainage of swamp
lands, declare that all previous gov
eminent projects have resulted in the
recovery of lands worth three times
the money spent in salvage. Their
statements are bore out by govern
ment records.
To date, 1t was shown the govern
ment has spent s13O,OO0,O 200 on arid
and swamp lands. This reclamation
work restored approximately 1,000,-
600 acres of lands in the South and
Vets. This land, according to feder-
al estimates, is now valued at $780,
900, 900. Crops raised on the re-
claimed areas up until 1922 had a
value of $500, OOO,OOO.
The governments records of re-
claimed territories produce interest
ing statistic. It is shown that 223
towns have been built on the sal
vaged land and more than $4,000
farms occupied. There is total popu-
lation of 100000 people of the land,
which formerly consisted of arid or
erts or huge Doggy swamps.
All modern conveniences have
been instituted in reclaimed areas, it
is shown There are SIS schools and
Gao churches on these areas, accord
ing TO government records.
Prosperity also seems to have
followed the retainer, for the rec
ords show that 247 banks have been
established on reclaimed land. These
banks, it is added, have deposits to-
falling s143,5S9.S56 and are grow
ing.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
OVER 10000 TELEPHONE
COMPANIES IN COUNTRY

There are twenty-five companies
associated, with the American Tele-
phone and Telegraph Company COM
prising the Bell Telephone System
and over 5000 Independent compa-
MES whose telephone stations are
connected with the Bell System, and
over 900 independent companies
whose telephone stations are not con-
nected with the Bell System.
There are in the United States
thousands Of rural telephone lines
and associations operated mainly on
mutual or cooperative basis mot
rated as companies), of which &c.
900 connect with the Bell System.
The American Telephone and Tel
egraph Company is the parent COM
pany of the Bell System. Besides
giving a centralized and administra-
tive service to its associated compa-
mics, IL ties them together with its
own long distance lines. 1t maintains
for the whole Bell System the re-
search, investigating and experiment
tai departments, the manufacturing
department (the Western Electric
Company and supervises the ac-
counting and financial operations.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
How Diphtheria is Contracted.

One often hears the expression,
"My child caught severe cold which
developed into diphtheria," when the
truth was that the cold had simply
left the little one particularly suscep-
tible to the wandering diphtheria
germ. If your child has a cold when
diphtheria is prevalent you should
take him out of school and keep him
off the street until fully recovered, as
there is a hundred times more dan
ger of his taking diphtheria when he
has cold. When Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is given it quickly
cures the cold and lessons the danger
of diphtheria or any other germ dis
ease being contracted. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
PROTEST DISCHARGE
OF MEN BEYOND As
Pennsylvania Railroads Planned Ac.
ton Moves Davis To Ask
Policy Change.

Washington. April 1.--Acting on
complaint of the international Asso-
citation Of Machinists, Secretary Davis
has taken up with the Pennsylvania
railroad management the appeal OF
approximately 1900 men over As
years of age who were employed by
the companys in the shop crafts dur
ing the war. but will be dismissed to-
, morrow unless present orders are al
tered or suspended.
Charles Kutz, as chairman of Dis
trict 40 of the International Asso-
citation brought to the Labor Depart
ment protests against the action and
filedja statement asserting that many
of the men had acquired rights to
their positions by virtue of national
agreements made during the period
of government control and now the
subject of court litigation involving
the Pennsylvania, the Railroad Labor
Board and union organizations. The
maohlnists state the dismissals as
unfair, unjust and possibly illegal"
The correspondence of road Off
Gals disclosed its contention that the
employment OF men over 10 upset its
pension system and had been pres
viously forbidden. During the war,
however, the need of men induced
the board OF directors to suspend the
rules temporarily and later TO au-
thorize the retention of efficient
men above the age limit for six
months after the legal end of the
war.
While the Labor Department is
not charged with the duty of faciii-
tat,rg industrial relations in the
transportation field, the machinists'
complaint was taken up, and tho the
government has no power to enforce
any policy Secretary Davis has
sought to get an understanding be-
tween the men and the management.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07

was confident the telephone could be
applied. The lecture and expert
ments were an unqualified success
This special to the Globe has been
transmitted in the presence of about
twenty, who have thus been witnesses
to a feat never before attempted. that
is, the sending of a newspaper dis
patch over the space of eighteen
miles by the human voice-and all
this wonder accomplished in a time
not much longer than would be con-
sumed in an ordinary conversation
between two people in.the same room.
ii. M. b."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-04-07
POWER GONE TO WASTE

If we accept the views of the late
Mr.. Darwin and others that the early
man animal was as hairy as say the
chimpanzee It seems a pity that when
the arrangement was changed 1t was
decided to retain the vegetation on
the chin and Jaws. What a mistake!
What untold horsepower has been ex-
pended in the mere shaving of that
stubble daily or tri-weekly. What a
waste and annoyance!-Farm Jour
nal.