Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-24
Crabbscrawlings
THE POLICY,

THE POLICY.
If the old gangs ills are chronic,
Jump carl.
If they're and need tonic,
Jump on Carl
Don't uphold its jackass acts,
Never get down to brass tacks
Simply spill few wise cracks
Jump Carl
If you find the going's tough.
Jump on Carl.
IL the gang is getting rough,
Jump Carl.
If a member of the crew
Does some things he should net do,
What the hell is that to your
Jump on Carl
Elections coming pretty soon,
Jump Carl.
Get the roller in good tune,
Jump on Carl.
Fire the boer-get her hot,
Then defend the old gang-not.
Simply bech lot of rot!
Jump on Carl.
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And furthermore, Judge Holloman, was any eff
fort made get Bill Hart Tom Mix to assist the
sherf at Gallup before the.Guv called out the hoss-
back riders?
Remember how we used to laugh when Germany
would gel out white book absolying herself from
responsibility for starting the war? me und Gott
tactics holds forth in Mckinley county, too.
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Grandma Gadabout approves thoroughly OF
frnged SKIRTS but she says she can't how tick
lish women are going to be able to wear them with
rolled stockings.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS DOINGS.
Romances budding beautifully these warm
days. but they aren't the only green things to be
the Heights.
In spite of Col. AIphabets announcement that
old tires filled with Heights air should be delivered
at 1916 L. Gold not tire delivered. Investi-
cation reveals that the tires were taken further
and refled with hot air by the real estate birds.
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If the Indian School can't defeat the Varsity at
football next fall revenge may be had in debating
match.
A NEW SAW FOR THE OLD MILL.
In the morning just bout sun-up,
One may hear those whistles blowing,
In the morning, just bout sun-up,
When one should be sleeping snoring.
How they dis-pel all the slum-ber,
And earn curses without number
In the morning, just bout sun-up,
T-o-o-t-y T-o-o-t.
You have noticed, haven't you, that "a first class
colored woman" is advertising for work in the Jour-
nal want ads?
NEAR EAsT-RUSSIAN RELIEF TEA.
This col has made sorye very definite sugges-
Russian Relief tea TO be given at the Elks' Club
ballroom on the afternoon of May 9Th. If the sug-
gestons are accepted, an announcement Of them
will be made in this col. week from today. If the
suggestions are not accepted the announcement will
be made anyway.
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Bone dry continues TO be the bone of conten-
ton and an honest bootlegger remains the noblest
work of Volstead.
Neyether do we know why they call it, or them,
the koshare Tours
IAN AFTERNOON newspaper in article regard
ing party at the Country Club last Wednesday,
plugged in
ADD LADIES DAY WET
and four wImmen Indignantly inform US that SO
far as they were concerned, the party not wet,
much to their regret.
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QUIT KIDDING YOURSELF, 1000!
Backward, turn backward, Time, in your whlr;
am weary of looking at powder and paint
Which makes the young fappers look like what
they aint;
1 am tired of bobbed hair, rolled stockings, and
friends,
dislike these dresses that are short at both ends
Backward, turn backward, 0 Time, in your whir;
Let me gaze once more the old fashioned girl
200O B. c.
Can aside to Brother of the composing room
Fix the ndentations the above to suit yourself)
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UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
Why does a punk and aged aneedote told in the
pulpit always get smoker from the congregation?
.
The only thing you can be of in
is that you can not be sure of her.
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Now that Lillian Russell has reported, can't we
place?
ARTHUR WAS BUSY THE SECOND NIGHT
MAKING OUT THAT PROGRAM FOR THE