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Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-04

If it is true that jokes made the
Ford success, they may yet do
something for prohibition.
The novelist need no longer travel
far in quest of local color. He can
find sex almost anywhere.
The difficulty in the way of pick
ing a boys career before he is born
is that he may turn out to be a girl.
Even the great man seems frail and
mortal when he takes his golf club in
hand.
The way to be happy, though poor,
is to get rid of the yellow streak that
makes you envy those who have mord
The man who drinks to lose sight
of his troubles will meet with unqual-
field success if it happens to be wood
alcohol.
Now that Ebert has reviewed the
German navy, he might take a day
off some time and visit the colonial
possessions.
The number of girls who yearn to
be movie stars doesn't exceed the
number of young men who yearn to
be 400 hitters.
One amusing feature about hell will
be the faces of those who spent their
time on earth scolding their wicked
fellows.
And so the former kaiser spends
much time reading the Bible. How
that he didn't have more
leisure ten years ago.
Despite their many and obvious
faults, our colleges turn out a few
good pitchers every year.
The great problem for the future to
work out is not whether the dead can
come back, but whether the dead
broke can come back.
After thousand centuries of eff |
iort the world he's produced nothing
more faultlessly beautiful than a sin |
gle between short and second.
As Europe turns longing eyes to |
Instant America, she doubtless wishes !
hat distance would lend something
Use besides enchantment.
1t must be confessed, however, that
he war prophets hit it about as often |
as the industrial magnates who pre-
iict the return of normally.
Americans who once were holly in /.
favor of the Russian system are be- |
ginning to be content with a little /,
ess brotherhood and a few more
square meals.
With Other Editors Il
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-04

The novelist need no longer travel
far in quest of local color. He can
find sex almost anywhere.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-04

Americans who once were holly in
favor of the Russian system are be-
ginning to be content with a little
less brotherhood and a few more
square meals.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-04

The difficulty in the way of pick
ing boys career before he is born
is that he may turn out to be a girl
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-07-04

1t must be confessed, however, that
the war prophets hit it about as often
as the industrial magnates who pre-
dict the return of normally.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
me ATTRACTION N
THE STRAND SUNDAY

These modern days NJ modern
thinking, real, up.to.thc- minute -pco.
pie want modern stories presented In
thoroughly uptodatc manner. And
The Dwelling Place Of light" tills
an OF these requirements. u tells of
modern American business slrl
working IN u modern factory. There
IN a modern villain, and n handsome.
well-groomcd modern hero, There arr
romance aud intrigue, high ideals
fighting with gross scnsuaiism IN this
splendid story which gives you an In.
ccntive for living. which give. you
back your faith In the good In mon
and women, which makes you clad
to have met the intrepid Janet Hut.
lcr aud the clear. minded brooks In.
sail. portrayed by claire Adams and
king BaHgot.
In addition to this feature u Char,
lic Chaplin comedy will be shown and
the fourth OF the series depicting the
life OF Al Jennings, the reformed ban.
dit.
A rare treat Ia In store for next
sunday when Thomas jefferson. the
son of the late lamentod Joseph JET.
fcrson. will be seen In Rip Van win.
klc, thu character created by his
famous father.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

ter than that which existed u yea'
ago In addition there is the pros
poets for the Greatest year OF activi'
ty In the couniy's history. Every mill
will be- in operation, all box factories
running, business blocks and homes
going up, stock values increasing and
new mills and railroads In prospect,
so that no matter what the pessimis-
tic view may be today 1t will he for
gotten within sixty days, when every
agency identified with the develop
meut OF the county's resources will
be under way and business will be-
gin TO hum.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
NEW TO-DAY
BUSINESS or,OUr, MITES


NiUii CLASS GROCERY In excel.
lent location, expenses light MAX.
INK nice returns.
SMALL. BARRY Fully equipped, NJ
u sacrifice,
GROCERY. Confectionery, Fountain,
etc. Opposite school IN coed
town, living rooms over store,
NATrERN AND AUTO ELECTRlI
BUSINESS WCll located and for
quick sale will sacrifice
SMALL. CARPET CLEANING Works,
III you want tn ret into business
now established, look ever this.
FURNITURE AND HARDWARE,
handling new aud second hand goudu.
nice clean stock, prices right,
PARTNER WANTED For small In.
Ncstment We can locate YOU half In
tcrrst IN paying business
IL you are looking for a business %
can ur write,
THE FOUR SITE SALES AGENCY.
MedtCrd iildg MrdfOrd, Oregon.
Beaver Bids Ashland, Oregon IS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
NOTICE To CREDITORS

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT or THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR KI.AM-
ATH COUNTY
In the Matter OF the Estate Of Dew.
ey Obenchaln. Deceased.
NOTICE IL HEREBY GIVEN that
! have been appointed administrator
with the viii annexed OF the above
entitled estate and all persons hav.
Ink claims against the estate are re-.
quired To present them. with the
proper vouchers. within sir months
from the date OF this notice. TO me.
al the offices Of Renner. Manning a
Ganong. American National Bank
Bldg, klamath Falls. Oregon.
Dated January rs, 1879.
PAUL PARAZOO,
Administrator with the will annexed
OF the estate 81 Dewey Obcnehain.
Deceased.
2s-t-ll-is-25
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28


reported by the department of az
riculture TO have been $&5.5o per
month with beard. as compared
with s73.21 with board in 1890.
Flour Mills Increase
"The industries OF the district
directly allied with agriculture are
in appreeiably better condition than
they were at the beginning OF 1921.
sixty-one flour mills are operating
at 5s per cent capacity. compared
with 2s.7 per cent year ago. The
canned fruit and vegetable indus
try. which early last year was seri-
ously embarrassed with an abnor-
msliy heavy carry-over OF goods
produced at high costs, has been
able thus far to dispose Of this car
ry-ovsr and most OF the 1891 pack
which Is reported to have been 10
per cent OF that Of iseo. Marke,
demand at the end OF 1921 was re-
ported good, and present estimates
are that the fruit and vegetable
pack In the district during the com
Ing year will be large one.
In Industrial activity the most
notable contrast with conditions pre-
vailing a year ago appears in the
lumber industry. December. 1891,
was more active than customary
Production of four associations OF
this district was IS per cent great
or than It was In December. 1920:
orders received were 17s per cent
greater and shipments IS per cent
greater In amount: untitled orders
reported by two associations were
1so per cent greater at the end OF
1921 than they were at the end OF
1920. Exports OF lumber to Japan
during the first nine months of
1921 were ia per cent greater
than during the first nine months
OF 1920, and recently a slight re-
vival In Australian demand has ap-
peared.
Building activity throughout tn
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

district continues at record figures
December returns being only second
to those OF last october, The year
1891 shows an increase OF sis per
cent In number and 17.s per cen,
in value OF permits compared with
1890,
business failures continue to ne
heavy. those for December being
the largest reported during the past
three years. They were greater by
ais per cent In number and IL per
cent In total liability than failures
in December, 1890.
Bank c,esrings OF the 20 prln-
cipal cities during December ot
sl,s27,sbs.0oO were only Al per
cent less than the clearings OF De-
cember, 1890. This is the smallest
percentage OF decrease for any
month OF 1921, when compared
With the corresponding month OF
1890, and a considerably smaller
percentage OF decrease than occur
red Ia wholesale aud retail prices
during the period. II would appear
that the physical volume OF bust
ness is now greater than 1t was a
year ago.
Savings Improve
"NoDwithstabdins exceptions in
Seattle and Spokane. savings de-
posits generally throughout the dis
tric, do not show the decline which
might have been anticipated, but,
instead. an increase OF 4.5 per cent
in amount during the year ending
December 18th.
December sales OF IS reporting
retail stores were "a per cent less
in dollar value than they We're In
December, 1929. Sales in san
Francisco and Los Angeles were
larger in dollar value than In De-
ccmber. 1899. II Is apparen, that
the holiday trade this year was ap-
preciably larger In physical volume
than it was last year.
Figures are now available GOV.
ering sales during the years 1890
and 1871 OF the reporting firms In
ten lines OF wholesale trade. These
figures are based upon a comparl-
son OF dollar value OF net sales and
show decrease in all reporting
lines. varying from III per cent
for drugs. TO 5s.s for agricultural
implements. Excluding the latter.
the average discount for all lines
would not be far from 20 per cent.
n corrections OF dollar values we're
made to compensate for the price
declines which have occurred in all
lines during the past two years, Il
Is probable that the physical vol
ume OF merchandise moved at
wholesale would show approximate
ly the same as that moved in 1920.
In November three wholesale lines.
dry goods. furniture and automo-
bile tires. reported larger dollar
values Of sales than in November.
1920. and In December two more
lines. drugs and shoes. were added
10 the list"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

is growing with tho development OF
the West,
seven,y.rlve per cent OF the
roads business is said to- be west.
bound. The problem OF its exccu-
tlves Is to secure oast-bound freight
that will oQualiEe the freight move.
ment in that direction, and send
the cars, empticd at the western ter
mlnals, eastward loaded with
freight.
Lumber Holds solution
The most available compensating
traffic is In lumber. and with the
lumber market starting upward, the
southern pine supply diminishing.
and the forests OF oregon looked
upon to supply y large part OF tho
eastern lumber trade In the next
few years, the logical extension "
the road Ia into the timbcrcd re-
gIons OF Southern oregon.
while u recent statement ot Nor
an Brothers to the Interstate Com
merce commission sets mp the claim
that the MOO, under the more
economical management that tho
Western Pacific can exercise, should
show net earning Of 100000 a
year from the start, this revenue
from the existing branch Is not held
sufficient TO Justify the Western
Pacific In taking Il over, and u
more ambitious construction pro-
gram IL foresccn.
Negotiations for the transfer OF
the MOO. TO the Western Pacific
have been under way for two years,
and the bigger road has shown no
desire nn,i, the present time TO ac-
quIrc the smaller.
The explanation OF those In touch
with the situation Is that the gen
eral return OF prosperity has placed
the Western Pacific In a position
where II has an opportunity TO use
the MOO. whics can be standard
Hsuged with comparative economy,
as the beginning OF feeder sys-
TEN. pushing gradually into the
fertile areas OF Southeastern Ore
gon,, which, though largely unde-
veloped, possesses a nucleus OF
business that will increase by leaps
and bounds when adequate trans
portation Is provided.
Biy Extension Held Likely
An immediate extension that f.
counted upon Is the pushing OF the
road north from Lakeview into the
timber on the Upper sprsgue river,
some s5 miles. This will bring the
road near bly,. and two extensions
are possible to connect with the
Strahorn line. either s5 miles west
on Sprague river. OF about the same
distance west by a southerly route.
through Barnes aud Langeli valleys.
to connect with the Strahorn line
at Bonanza. The former route Is
said to offer the advantage OF great
er timber supply. bnt the latter Of
fers much simpler construction
problem.
Means Much To klamath
In any event the acquisition OF
the N,-C.-O. by the Western Pacific
would bring a transcontinental line
within reaching distance OF the
Klamath country. and put klamath
county, with its immense amount
OF freight traffic in a strategic posi-
tlon that would. under proper dl-
rectIon. quickly overcome a handi-
cap that prevents the rapid devel-
opment of Its resources.
Not In years has there been an
announcement OF rail development
so closely affecting the interests OF
the Klamath basin. and with such
seeming promise OF definite results.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
WOULD EXTEND
Need Esst-Bound Freight
Continued from Page u
vide the finances.

Need Esst-Bound Freight
The Western Pacific'sJ freight
movement Is growing enormously
but the big volume OF trafficg Is
west-bound. The road must main
tain rolling stock TO haul coal. live
stock. ore. grain and the many d.
versified products OF the Mountain
states west to tidewster. and the
volume Of the west-bound business
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
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Thnt there Will be no serious bust
ncas disturbance in the community {,
certain, for the effects OF the closins
had been discounted for sometime. II
hns been known that the bank was
having a hard struggle and this
brought about many readIustments
20 that aside from the Inconvenience
20 those who had money on deposit,
tho closing will pass almost unno,ic.
ed.
The most reassuring thing about
tho closing l. the appointment cf {.
r. WALES as receiver. He was ap-
pointed this morning by Superinten-
dent OF Banks, Bramwell, when he
announced to that official that he
was unable 10 longer keep the instit.
uticn open. Mr., Wales never gave MP
hope until closing time yesterday.
When he opened the bank this morn-
ing II was with the expectation that
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Another cheering feature of the al
fair Is the difference existing In the
city now. as compared with last year.
Then the closing same as something
OF a surprise and the banks barely
had time to prepare for II. Now they
are ready with the largest reserves In
their history. Both the First National
and the American National are In
position TO pay every depositor on
demand. since back OF them stands
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

Looks us II the dogs OF war were
going to have their puppies drowned,
Chicago Journal OF Commerce,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

steam Heat a, Colonial Rooms. rs
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

rOuNn Bunch Of keys owner may
have same hy calling nt Herald ~.
TIco aud pRyluR tor All gS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

steam llcat ut Colonial Rooms sS
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

Furnished one room cabin, Colon
iul Rooms, llth near Main, IS"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

at 1920 thi smornlng the sign, This
bank is IN the hands Of the State Sup
erinlendent OF Banks" was posted on
the door. the curtains drawn and the
doora locked.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28
NEW CROP

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reported by the department OF az
riculture TO have been $t5.5o per
month with beard. as compared
with s73.21 with board in 1890.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

Floral designs our Apeclalty
KLAMATH FLOWER Suop
Phone iSN ha' Main ~,
~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

for ilrht housekeeping Oregon
House. 6si Klamath Ave, 2k'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-01-28

Building activity throughout the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18

. in that city for the past three weeks
attending the Amalgamated conven-
ton and visiting the latter's sister,
Mrs. J. B. Taylor, at whose home
Mr.. Williams is Ill. suffering with
erysipelas. He is reported as rest
ing easier. but was considered seri-
ously i'll last Sunday.
Mrs. A. p. Twyman very pleas
antly entertained the Picnic Club,
and two specially invited guests,
yesterday at her home on Beacon st.
at one o'clock luncheon followed
by five hundred in the afternoon.
The guests OF the club were Mrs.
Karl Norris and Mrs. C. f. Smith.
Those winning honors in the card
games were Mrs. weissinger and
Mrs. Smith.
The home economics department
Of the East Chicago woman's Club
held their postponed meeting last
evening in the community rooms of
the M. e. church. The general bust
ness of the club was taken care Of
and officers elected for the coming
year: Chairman, Mrs. Horace Her
ron; vice. chairman, Mrs. O. Nelson;
secretary, Ms. Emma Spencer: mem
| Der Of membership committee, Mrs.
K. B. Miller. and member of nomin-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18
HAVE YOU A CLEAR
COMP LEXICON?
Is your Face and BODY Covered with
Pimples and BIotches: Is Your
Color SaIlow and Your skin
Pastys

If your face is covered with pim-
pies, hici<eys and rough red spots;
If your skin is pasty and dark col
ored and lacks the rose glow of
health you should take Nerv-W Worth
at once and purify your system of
the poisons that cause these surface
indications of bad stomach, torpid
bowels and liver. Il had a terrible
case of breaking out on my face and
neck and other parts of my body,
and was almost ashamed TO go out
on the street. said Mrs. Pendleton.
of Springfield. O., land besides l was
nervous and had poor digestion. [
couldn't sleep as l should and got
terribly run down. 1 only took three
bottles of Nerv- Worth when my face
was free from pimples and my diges
tion was so greatly improved | could
eat anything and l slept all night
and got up refreshed and res.~ed.
Now my digestion is splendid and
my nervousness is all gone" Any
woman can have a clear conpl EXON
if she rf.s- her system of the i'm
purities that causes them by using
Nerv-Worth. 1t is for sale by most
druggists at one dollar a bottle. It
is always on sale at Summers Phar-
macy. Hammond, and L. H Nattern
Drug Co. Whiting. 1t aids digestion
stops acid stomach and gas bloat and
regulates the bowels. Your money
back if the first bottle doesn't sat
isfv-adv
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18
Cannot
" ACCEPT
THE OFFICE

CROWN POINT, Ind. Nav IL
Prof Mary l. Matthews, head of
the department of home economics
Mt Purdue university. has declined
the position of vice chairman Of tba
Tenth district republican central
committee to which she was elected
at The recent meeting at Renssel-
aer Here letter to the district
chairman setting forth her reasons
Tor not accepting the office is as
followss
Mr., George NJ Poland.
Grown Point, Ind,
My dear Mr.. Poland:
Through the newspapers / have
learned that I have been appointed
vice chairman for the republican
party in the Tenth district of In
diana, While I consider II a great
honor to have been selected and am
usually glad to help with work in
my district yet in this case I shall
have to decline the appointment.
IF I had been consulted I should
have, in advance. declined to act.
for the reason that I am connected
with state institution and feel
that anyone IN my position should
not be officially active in politics
II hope you may be able to find
someone else to serve. you as vice
chairman for I know there are
many women In the district much
more capable than myself, OF filling
the position,
With kindest regards, 7 am
Yours truly.
-"(Sisned) Mary L. Matthews"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18

that she had to sneeze" was the
real cause of her constant sternua-
ton.
The victim of the strange neur-
otto affliction was brought TO a
Denver hospital from her home in
Western Nebraska. and her almost
ceasless sneezing for a time threat
ened serious consequences to other
patients. who were kept in a safe
of sleeplessness and frenzy by their
sternutative companion.
Miss Johnson's condition became
so hysterical and she suffered such
mental torture that is was impos-
sible to administer anaesthetic.
Through the use OF powerful sed-
atives, however she was finally
made to sleep. and the psychic
sneezing" disappeared upon her
awakening.
1T was entirely a psychic condi-
ton" physicians said. I'VE do not
know that there ever was such a
case before in the medical profess
sion The woman, whose mental
condition brought on the strange
affliction, suffered fortunes, and If
the sneezing had continued much
longer serious results might have
ensued."
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18
RETURNS FROM
MICHIGAN CITY

Chief winifred Grant of the Gary
fire department returned from Michi
gan City yesterday where he was
the guest with a dozen or more 9TH
er fire chiefs from various cities ov-
err the state Of the Michigan City
FIRE department
Chief Grant, who IS considered
one of the foremost fire fighting ex-
perts in the middle west assisted the
Michigan city police in securing
their first motorized outfit years ago
and this week saw the passing of
the horse vehicles and replaced by
q completely motorized system.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18
UNDERGOES CRIT
CAL OPERATION

Mrs Thomas Mcclure of Gary.
made a hurried triu to Chicago this
morning where her brother Kelley
Scott was rushed yesterday follow
ing a critical operation in hopes of
saving his life.
Mr.. Scott. whose father is post
master of Valparaiso has been a con-
slant sufferer from an automobile
accident occurring two years ago. in
juring his head Until his recent
Illness he was employed in the post
office at Valparaiso where he is one
of the city's most popular and we'll
known young men.
His condition was regarded as
serious this week and in hopes of
saving his life, a critical operation
was performed. Physicians remov-
ed the top Of his skull and when his
condition became alarming he was
rushed to a Chicago hospital Word
received last night was that slight
chances were held out for his recov-
cry.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-05-18
HAD CLOSE SHAVE

MY wife and children thought
was dying when, after an attack Of
acute pains in my stomach. I be-
came unconscious. 1t was right aft
err our Sunday dinner. They say
looked like dead and guess / mad a
pretty close shave. / had been hav-
ing more or less stomach trouble
and bloating with gas for past two
years and could get no permanent
help. Talking with a friend about
by attack, lie advised me to try
Mayr's Won ierful Remedy. I have
not had any gas or stomach trouble
since taking it eighteen months
ago" 1t is a simple. harmless prep
aration that removes the catarrhal
mucus from the intestinal tract and
allays the Inflammation w h c h
causes practically all stomach, liver
and intestinal ailments, including
appendicitis. One dose will convince
or~money refund ed.-Adv.