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RIZPAH ELDON
PROPOSALS.


COMMISSIONERS. n. C.. WASHINGTON.
June %. 1922. Sealed proposals will he
received at Room 500. District Building m.
I'll o'clock p. m. July Il. 1922 for furnish
ing and delivering so press racks for use
at GRrhag" Reduction Plant Cherry HiU.
Va. For specifications and information. ap-
ply to Room $50, District Building. CI-NO
II. RUDOLPH, JAMES Y OYSTER
CHARLES KELLER. Commissioner u 9.
je22..S.24 81
COMMISSIONERS. D. c. JUNE is. 1872
Sealed proposals for installing heatins
system AT Engine House No. Il. located %
Monroe street between 18th and 18th streets
y T.. wit h. received in Room 500. Dis
trict building. until O'Clock y. m June
90 1922. For detailed information apply
to Room 4:7. District Bui ding CUNO II.
RUDOLPH. JAMES ?. OYSTER. CHARLES
EETI.ER Commissioners. d. c.
Jela.@0 81 - e.2s.24 E.l
TREASURY DEPARTMENT. SUPERVISING
Architects OniCp. Washington D. C..
June Is. 1872 SEALED PROPOSALS viii
he opened in this Office at p m. June
%. 1922. for supplying 10 the various Ped
crAl Buildings. Marine Hospitals and Quar-
antine stations under the control Of the
Treasury Department. portable desk smps
during the fiscal year ending June 81, 1p@s
in accordance with the dra wing and Speci.
hcations. copies Of which may he had at
this Office In the discretion of the Supervis-
ing Architect. JAS. A. wETNoRE. Actins
Supervising Architect.
Jca0. .. .24.26 4ss
COMMISSIONER. o. C.. JUNE 2i, IS9i.
Sealed proposals fof Installing heat ting and
yentilating system at the Hsrrison School.
18th St. between V and W sts hs viii he
received In Room zoe. District Ruildtns.
until . O'Clock p. m, June Is. 1922. Pr
detailed Informs tion apply to Room t27 Dis.
trict Building. Deposit Of Eve dollars re-
outred 70 insure return Of Sans and sper.-
hcations CUNO ". RUDOLPH. JAMES "
OYSTER. CHARLES KELLER. Commission
ers. d. C.
jeel. .. -. 20 1921
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REAL ESTATE LOANS

FIRST TRUST LOANS hADn on IN.
proved d. c. real estate. or for tutifias
prersilint rate of f'iutsrrst sud eou>ississ.
LOUIS sHoENAKER. 1907 y. q svN
Main ilo3
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INDUSTRIAL PROPERTIES

NEAR DELAwARB Avh. q CANAL ST.
se.-About 5000 square feet st 70 essn
pef feot LOUIS r. SHOEMAKER. i<01 d.
Z. ave. nv. kais iies
on b 8 o B. n. Ar BETHEsDA AN
near Rockvills Pile and car Iine-Aooot
fSS. 900 square feet suitable for lumber ysrt
Or other uks purpose. Price, s1t.o 900. LoUn
p. sHoEhAkER. 1907 n. 7. ave. 90.
Nsis 1le1
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INSURANCE

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giary Insurance. Louls p. SHOEMAKER.
tto1 n Y. ave. A. hais ileS i.ouirs
tor Mr. Hiltctf-
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$1,000.
An excellent opportunity to secure a most
attrAeuNe bungalow with delightful sur
roundinEs; nice lawn; Ihrubbery; flowers
and garden. The house contains 7 rooms,
bath, h.-w.h-, elec. hghts hardwood floors
90 the hrst door. real open fireplace, full
ha,eemnt with servants toilet. IsIndrT tubs
etc. Terms can be arranged wN- s..
PHILLIPS. 1409 y. Y. ave. Main tsoo
TAKoMA PARk-A 2-sToRY- GROOM
house: electric lights and steam h.st. IN
excellent condition: price S.soo term.
WILDMAN 4 CO.. 9th & II. Frsnku, sios
$50
TAKOMA PK-A 5-ROON BUYcHow
h-w.h-. elec. lights. In hne condition.
Price. se.5oo. wlLDAAN CO.. 9th n.
~. o4Oo. 30
NR WALTER REED HosPTTAi-xa go
Ideal residential section: beautiful sunrs.
low Of 9 rooms: on q lot 401iio: n-i.
siee. nShts: large front porch and rea,
porches; garage. Owner must sell snd has
priced this house very low. Easy nouthl,
payments. wM. 9. PHILLIPS. itos Y. Z.
ave. Main $500.
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1900 block srd 1t. ne. IEckingtoul A
beautiful detached home: s rooms; h-wh;
alley; space for garages: suitable for a
doctor; reasonable cash payment: terms
An attractive 6-room home On Randoiph
place near North Capitol ST.: fur. heat
porches front and back: place for garsFs TO
wide alley; price only $500 for quick sale (:
Near 18th and Fla ave ne. A Iare. g.
room home; furnace heat: Iarfe lot 20 %
foot alley; . garages: one Of the best buys
10 me-; price. $500: $1,000 cash.
seston st. NV. siI-rocr home in fine
condition; reasonable and good terms.
Monroe st. ne. A lovely 1-rsou bu.rs-
low; h.-w.h; elec. lights; garage; easy
terms.
st. lovely home with rooms: b.
VII: elec. lights; garage space; with very
good terms.
/ Near 2nd and Rhode Island ave ne A
lovely Groom home; furnace heat: for q. .O0O
with easy terms.
North Capitol St. 1900 block. lsrfe
l0-roou house: h--w.h.: space for garage:
nne condition: can be converted into busi-
ness property: Of the best Investments
In this section Of the city; terms.
Two beautiful home, on LIST st. NV near
sestou. Of 8 and s rooms; price reasonable:
terms TO suit.
r 81. ne. sir-room home: h-wh: elec.
lights; fine condition: reasonable.
North Capitol st. Corner business prop
erty with living rooms: h.-wh.: elec Iights
space for double garage a wonderful buy.
Fla. ave. NV. near lst SIx-roo house
In hns condition; h.-w.h.: for only Sc 800
with terms.
Bates st. nv. nesr Ist An attractive g.
room house In hne condition. with garage;
at very reasonable price and easy terms.
prices and terms To suit.
M. E. THOMPSON co.
North sisz. - R st. NV.
Ereiusir. Aren't sos
A REAL HOME BARGAIN
Substantially built. s-room and bath brick
house. newly decorated Throughout. ya-ant.
rear yard to paved alley. rom for ssrsEe.
convenientiy located northeast. near Union
Station.
Low PRICE-EAST TERMS.
HARRY A. KITE,
1914 st. NV. Phone Main 4S46.
sl4
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TAkOMA PARK-sT. 500.
cory bungalow on a lot 5OK130; beauti-
iui AVN and much shrubbery; rooms q
oeoroomsl, and space for two extra bed
i'' noDms' modern heating plant and elec.
H-I.-St, nple garage space. House Is In
s2Ienald condition. May be purchased on
easy terms WA s. PHILLIPS 1909 n. Y.
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MOVING AND STORAGE

Emergency Transfer Co.
Distance Moving; Furniture: Pianos.
&C. ". vEAcH. Mgr.
ie11 u o. ~. Nsip sos,
~
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Petworth.

S7,450
New home; best section; 8 spacious rooms
and bath; h.w.h.; elec.; porches; every con-
venience; ST. 900 cash; SIS monthly covers
everything.
$4,000
Semi bung galow; charming rooms and
bath; h.w.h.: elec.; room for garage; nearly
new; a beautiful home.
S11,500
Corner on car line: 8 rooms and bath on
floors: h.-w.h.: elec.
WILLIAM K. HARTUNG
Ilos 18th 1t NV Phone Exchanke Main 8I2.
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Central Northeast.

FINE NORTHEAST sECTIoN-0NE OF
the most thoroughly modern and complete
homes that We have on our lists; six rooms
and bath; enclosed sleeping porch; built In
heated garage; has fot-water heat: electric
lights: hardwood floors and trim; screens
and weather stripping; electric Ice plant |:
lot $50 feet deep. Price, $1,000. Nc
kEEVER GoSs. 1405 Eye 1t. NV. Main
4752. 1853
sIX-Ro0M AND BATH BRICK HOUSE;
hot-water heat; electricity and gas; front
and double rear porches, screened; stationary
tubs; space for garage: immediate posses
sion; price $7.500; terms. SHANNON q
LUCHS. lib 14th at. NV hair 234s
Belt Valley times. [volume] (Armington, Mont.) 1894-1977, 1922-09-14
AUTO FOR SALE

Studebaker car. all o~verhauIed this
summer; must be sold BY Saturday
the 10th. Bargain for some one Can
be seen at the Rex Cigar store.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
Kansas CITY Livestock.

Kansas City, March Cattle
Receipts $500. Beef steers steady
to 15c lower, $S,75 bid on heavies.
early sales $6.75@S.50; she stock
steady to csc lower; good and
choice cows, s5.50@6.0O; few
prime offerings, $40; calves most
ly soc higher practical top. $11.00;
one selected lot, $11.50: other
classes generally steady; few bet
ter grades stockers and feeders
stronger; bulls mostly $4.00@4.75;
Gamers and feeders. SS.00@4,25;
selected stockers, $500; best feed
ers. $7.75.
Hogs-Receipts 5000. Market
opened to shippers steady to
strong. Bulk shipping weights,
$110O@11.1O; top. s11.15; later
sales to packers steady to 10c low
err, mostly sc to Toe lower. weight
Ter kind declining most; packer
top. $11O0; bulk Of sales, $1O.50@
lilo; throwout sows mostly
around $3.50; most stock pigs,
$10.50@10.60; odd lots containing
stock pigs up to s1OS5.
Receipts 1000. Market
steady. Best ewes, $500; lambs
generally soc lower; top, $500;
bulk fed lots. s14.10@15.Oo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
THU: MARKETS
(By The Assocrnted Press.)

New York. March 1.-Stocks IA
vored professional traders made
further appreciate advances in the
early stages of today's active ses-
sion, but reacted sharply on the
heavy selling of the final hour,
little or nothing remaining Of their
one to three point gains.
Dealings expanded. especially in
steels, equipments, oils and ship
pings. The inquiry for rails was
limited almost entirely to second
airy shares, notably those compris-
ing the recognized western and
southwestern systems.
Motor and food specialties were
strongest of the miscellaneous
group. Mail order issues also show
ed Improvement. although Sears
Roebuck reported n heavy decrease
OF earnings for FEBRUARY.
The liquidation in the last hour
was directed mainly against United
States Steel and affiliated issues:
also Baldwin Locomotive, Chandler
and Studebaker and such rails as
Union Pacific, Missouri Pacific
Reading and Rock Island. Sales
amounted to $4,000 shares.
Weekly trade reviews confirmed
current reports of more hopeful
conditions in the basic industries
Advices from Pittsburgh and other
iron and steel centers indicated a
pronounced increase of production
In the last half of February.
Settlement of March / interest
and dividend payments was effect
ed without disturbance to the
money market. Call loans opened
and held at Az per cent until al
most at the finish, when the rate
was advanced to per cent. Time
loans maturing TODAY were renew
ed for the shorter period at Az
per cent. but offerings tf longer
date were scarce.
Foreign exchanges were irregu-
lar, sterling demand bills rising to
the new high of 4.44. but reacted
1 u cents later. French and Ital-
ian rates were firm, but other cor
tinental bills continued to ease
from their high levels of last
weeks. South American exchanges
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
EDITORIAL OF THE DAY
THE PRoDs OF ADMIRAL SIMS.
(Trom the Minneapolis Tribune.l

(From the Minneapolis Tribune.)
Rear Admiral Sims appears to think the recent
armament conference worth while to America
primarily because it served to give extensive pub
icity TO certain international problems and focus
the attention of the American people more sharp
~ on naval and military affairs, and only secon-
darby as preservatve of world peace.
This thought is implied in his statement that
the day of the big battleshp decisive factor
in marine warfare is virtually over, and that in
future the submarine and the airplane will be the
agencies giving victory to this side or that There
will be ships to carry arplanes where they are
needed, and the airplanes. by dropping explosives
will do the deadly work.
In this connection it will be recalled that the
submarine and the airplane came practically un-
scathed out of the Limitation ordeal, while the
traditional major craft like battleships suf-
fered serious dent that will be visible-heaven
helping-for period of at least 10 years.
The American delegation in the armament con-
ference committed the United States, so far as it
was able to do so, to adherence to $3.50 ratio
on major craft the two IS representing this coun-
try and Great Britain. and the representing ia
pan, but Rear Admiral Sims Is very apprehensiye
that congress will make the American s next door
to by reducing the navy personnel TO a
figure less than half of what the rear admiral de-
cIares it must be if the naval machine is to bo
worthy of its hire. There can't very we'll be rea :
sonable dissent from his postulate that ships with
out men-and trained men at that-won't amount
to much in hurry-up emergency such as war u.s.
uay entails.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
A RECORD OF PUNCTUALITY.

The American Steel and Wire company has pen
stoned its Oldest empoye oldest in years but in
service Edward guilty has completed 56 years of
work. His span of service covers the development
of the steel industry in America.
For 56 years, 4 months and 16 days, Mr. GUILTY
has been Showing up" for work. Many workers
have come close to that mark But during that
entire time, he has never been late once. There is
record for future generations to admire
Starting with the task OF packing spikes for the
old Cleveland Rolling Mills company, he has seen
the industry evolve from the open hearth, from
the pudding process the hand labor stage to the
giant modern blast furnace with host of special
processes for the preparation of steel.
1t is splendid that he live "pensoner"
and tell ambitious youths how an industry grows
and how it presents opportunities to those with
brains to plan and hearts to dare.
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LONG STEP FORWARD.

The difference between the record Of the League
of Nations to date and that of the Washington con-
ference on the limitation of armament is the diff
ference between vague theory and practical action
Article of the league covenant provides for plans
looking to the reduction of national ornaments.
Other articles provide for the amicable adjustment
of disputes between nations such the Shantung
matter for instance The authors of the covenant
also contemplated the abolition of barbarous meth
DDS of warfare through international agreement
1t is easy enough to put such hopes and wishes
down on paper 1t is very different proposition
to translate them into action. The ink scarcely
dry on the signatures to the before prac-
tical men perceived that the league scheme would
never work because it was based on wrong princi-
pies. The United States was blamed for wrecking
the league by staying out of it, but the fact
that the other powers which entered the league to
please Mr.. Wilson and their acquiescence
for trading purposes the conference had no more
confidence in the idea.
The Washington conference assembled at the
call of President Harding on November H. That
same day Secretary Hughes laid before 1t our gov
ernments startling proposal for reducing and linn
itng naval ornaments. on February / the con-
ference formally approved this arrangement and
also restricting the use of submarines and pro-
hibiting poison gas in warfare. AS Mr.. Hughes
says more extraordinary or significant treaty
entered into than that approved yesterday
because I'VE no longer merely talk of the desr-
ability of diminishing the burdens of naval arma-
isation is effected in that field "in which nations
they have hitherto been disposed to resent any in
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
VERSE OF TODAY
\ STRANGE TONGUE.

He left this glorious country bent
On rounding out his education;
Away from home long years he spent
In search of first-hand information.
lie learned the lingo Of the Finn,
The Greek. the Spanard and the Prussian.
The parlez-vous he reveled in
And grew expert in Welsh and Russian
lie chartered we'll in pure Burmese
And Turkish not hard to master;
Within year he talked Chinese
And Dutch he got at even faster
Ho when he reached his native shores
In English he could only stammer,
And now all day and night he pores
Ger dictionary and the grammar!
Nathan NJ. Levy, in the n. Y Herald
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LIVESTOCK MARKETS.
Chicago Livestock.

Chicago, March 1.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts 1000. Beef steers and she
stock steady to strong. Choice
1,495-pound steers, $40; bulk
beef steers, $7.50@8.40: bulls slow,
about steady; calves unevenly low
er; stockers and feeders steady on
better grades. lower grades dull.
Hogs-Receipts $1,000. Market
uneven, mostly Zoe to 15c lower
than Yesterdays average; lighter
weights active, others slow. Top,
$112O; bulk. $10.75@11.15; pigs
Csc to Acc lower: bulk desirable
100 to 120-pounders. 10000 1925.
Sheep-Receipts 1900. Market
very slow. nothing choice sold
early, bidding Csc to soc lower.
Shorn Texas yearlings and twos,
$10.00@10.75; desirable 81-pound
shearing lambs. $14.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02

ooh, I'm so tired. l can't jump
another step! I'll have to nibble
your ears some other day. Uncle
Wiggily!"
mot if know it," cried the
bunny, as he and Billie ran away.
"Wha. made you so lively?"
the rabbit asked the squirrel boy.
These rubber balls" answered
Billie, sitting down to take them
out OF his shoes. II slipped them
in when l saw the Gator. and /
played a trick on him."
well. Pm glad YOU did" said
Uncle Wiggily. and that's all he
did say. SO sometimes. you see,
it is all right to do funny tricks.
And if the egg beater doesn't
whirl around so fast that it gets
dizzy and falls off the sink I'll
tell you next about Uncle Wig
gily and the big blow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02

well, all of a sudden in school
this afternoon, Billie began bounc-
ing around the room. He jumped
out in the aisle between the seats
and he bounced up to the plat
form where the lady mouse
teacher sits, and he went bounce
ing all over. | s'pose he couldn't
help it, after the first bounce. for
the bouncey balls in his shoes
kept him going up and down,
here and there, all over the
room"
Dear me! Billie shouldn't
have done anything like that"
said Uncle Wiggily, trying not to
laugh. What did the lady mouse
teacher do to him ."
"Oh she kept him in after
school," answered Johnnie, land
she made him sit in one chair
and stick his hind paws straight
out in front of him in another
chair"
What for?" asked the bunny.
80 he wouldn't keep on bounc-
ing and making us all laugh" ex-
planned Johnnie. I'm going to
hurry home now and tell mother
our Bouncer Billie will be late, so
she won't worry"
That's a good boy" remarked
Uncle Wiggily. "1'll walk along
and meet Billie. I'll have a little
talk with him for he will soon be
let out, l imagine, and maybe he
won't try any more tricks like
that"
I'm! Maybe!" murmured
Johnnie, non-committal like and
disbelieving.
well, I'll go meet Billie the
Bouncer," said the bunny. And
soon he saw the squirrel boy
coming from school.
Why aren't you bouncing.
Billie?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
"Aw. did they tell your" chat
tered Billie. well. / didn't mean
to make trouble for the lady
mouse teacher, but when l put
the rubber balls in my shoes I
went jumping all around the room
like runaway toy balloon. But
| took them out. Here they are
in my pocket" and he showed
the rubber balls.
Uncle Wiggily was just going to
tell the squirrel boy how wrong
it was to be so thoughtless as to
make trouble in school when, all
of a sudden, the SSillery Seal
lery Alligator crawled out of his
hollow rock den to see If spring
had come. And, seeing Uncle
Wiggily, the Gator cried:
Well! I'll nibble your ears.
anyhow"
Don't take his! Take mine!"
invited Billie, suddenly giving a
jump near the Skillery Scallery.
"All right! I'll take BOTH"
howled the Gator. III nibble
your ears first" But when he
reached up to snap his jaws at
Billie, the squirrel boy bounced
away.
Here 1 am over here" mock
ed Billie. The Gator scrambled
over there, but Billie bounded
over the bad creatures head and
back again. And in this way,
bounding back and forth, max
ing the Gator chase him, Billie
kept up the sport until the Skill
cry Scallery chap stretched out
and moaned;
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e. II. CHASE.

Mr.. E. T. Chase has left Albuquerque. Business
reasons led to his decision. The Journal regrets
the loss of Mr.. Chase. In very many respects we
disagree with him on public questions. None the
less, his is dominant forcefu and effective per-
sonalty. He leader In the business and social
life of the city and commanded large following
for his policies.
Mr.. Chase has done much to promote the inter-
ests of this city He will be missed when real men
are needed for public task
The journal wishes Mr. Chase and his interest
ing family health, happiness and prosperity in their
new home.
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reference with their power" This treaty abso.
lutely ends the race in competition in naval arma-
ments And yet. as Mr., Hughes points out it leaves
unimpaired the relative security of the great naval
powers
Is not this an achievement ushering in a new
epoch in world affairs To whom does the credit
belong? All the nations concerned are to be con-
graduated on the spirit they have shown on their
eagerness to cooperate in the plan for the world
peace but the gratifying result was due to the in-
tiatve of the head Of government President
Harding. The successful outcome Of the delibera-
tons at washington should be source OF pride to
every good citizen irrespective of party
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
Knocked Billie

whined his brother Petite
We'll, / wish Billie hadn't done
it," chartered Johnnie Bushytail.
the squirrel boy. Mother won't
like it,"
Where is your brother Billie.
and what has he done?" asked
Uncle Wiggily, who had been
trying to guess what the animal
children were talking about.
Billie had TO stay in after
school" cried half a dozen at
once.
"Why?" asked the bunny.
Because he was such a bounc-
err" answered Johnnie.
"a bouncer?" exclaimed Uncle
Wiggily in surprise. "You mean
he bounced a ball?"
'No, he bounced himself" ex-
planned Johnnie, while the other
children hurried along toward
their homes. You see Billie nut
some rubber balls inside his shoes
and wore EN- to school that way.
Even ] didn't know he did it, and
Billie tells me almost everything.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
NEW YORK METALS.

New York, March Cooper
Easy. Electrolytic, spot and near,
by, 12a @12Bc; futures. 13c.
Tin-Easy. Spot and futures
$29.37.
Iron--Easier. No. 1 northern
$1S.50@19.50.
Lead-Steady. Spot, $4,70@4.S0
Zinc-Quiet. East st. Louis de
livery, spot. $4.50@4.60.
Antimony-Spot, s4,25.
Foreign bar silver, 635sc.
Mexican dollars, 4S%c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02
CHICAGO PRODUCE.

Chicago March 1.-Butter-
Market higher. Creamery extras,
s7c; firsts. $50 sec; seconds, 290
31c; standards, 35%c.
Eggs-Market higher. Receipts
5000 cases. Firsts, O. Y @26% C;
ordinary firsts. 23@24c; miscel-
laneous, 25026c.
Poultry-Alive, unchanged.
Potatoes-Market steady Re-
ceipts 36 cars. Total U. S. ship
ments, 4S9 care. Wisconsin sack
ed round whites s1.G062.C5 cwt.;
Idaho sacked Rurals s205@2.15
cwt. Idaho sacked Russetts, $2.25
@2.S5 cwt.; Colorado sacked Bliss
Triumphs, $500 cwt.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-02

MANY ARE THE LOOKS
Our idea of silk stockings is that they are hose
dc looks.-Daas News.
.
1T DOESN' SHOW THROUGH
Many of them st blush but not so that YOU
may notice it-KnoXve Journal.
HOW MUCH PER RADIATOR?
leaky radiator in St. Paul gave out hootch.
Heavens, what janior!-Minneapolis Journal.
o
DARWIN WAS RIGHT
Too much monkey business in the Kentucky
legislature. Ditto all the others.-Nashville Ten
nessean.
8 o o q
THE CALL OF TIE BUCKWIIEAT.
One thing better than any alarm clock is the
knowledge that genuine country sausage is going
to be a breakfast dish.-Toledo Blade.
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TAXPAYERS ARE DOING THAT
The dilemma of the administration is how to
raise the bonus without raising hell.-Columbia
Record.