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The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
HONEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922

Fame wonderful thing. Think of the bird that first
ceved the notion of starting fire keep before there
any fire. You know his name of Then there
the boy who really all the gold in the world the fellow who
looked at mountain there stone in IT, dug
the there metal in the and figured how
to get the metal of the You remember who he
And the other boy what's his name-he chap that fixed
out words that carried meaning and spoke them the of
the they could all converse? Everybody knows who
he takn It's important to get your
name in the paper an get reputation
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
kS6la1i6ii,
AlGERINES-AT-lAW.
Civil District Court

Succession of Anthony BONNER:
tutorship-Henry, Cooper G Wester'
field.
Succession of Odelia Misse, de
ceased wife of Domenique Froelicher;
possession-W. ]. Hennessey.
Permits.
Jno. Begue, owner and builder;
single cottage, Numa, D'Armas, La
marque and Nelson, 500.
Real Estate Transfers.
State of Louisiana q. A. Moralesl
to Edw. Curran, portion Webster
Wagner. Eliza and Evelina, $685.
cash (redemption).
Oakdale Improvement Company t.
Mrs. Robt. Frear, lot, Thayer avenue
Magellan, LeBouef and Columbus
800 cash-Friedrichs.
John Kleinkemper to Frank JOSEPH
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Poem By

1.-THE UNEMPLOYED"

Each day abounds in mystery to tax the thoughtful mind
problem for solving demands potent Skill and keeps the
wheels revolving in life's perpetual mill :. :. 90
To me- the unsolved question beore dumbfounds
with its Observation-Disclosures and 10 u grope
amid its fastness and trembe its own i. marvel at
its vastness-no soul can put it DOWN.
The question refer to. Is of the unemployed" m The
job is dear to-but seldom enjoyed They cry
aloud Vulcan and Agrcos Kng-they crave to strike
q wekin which seems to ring
My soul is wrapped in wonderful u.s. so help Mikel
have to work like thunder-I amt y
got time to strikei The ardent ~ a~pAno%
prayer for leisure is my ~ kHfHEk> - q
mind. I'd pour out all my II
treasure. for ajQR s2ylda,t fRdl .,- - =
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Relatively In Politics.

"what do your constituents say
about your latest speech"
They regard II as the most pro-
found effort Of my life" answered
Senator Sorghum. ruefully. Nobody
pretends to understand It,"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
A Momant of HARMONY,

"The court decided that there was
collision in their divorce proceed
ings."
"wasn't 1t too badw exclaimed Miss
Cayenne. "Tt's the first time they ever
agreed about anything"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
A Home Protective Union.

wife-John, II Mrs. Nextdore gets
q new suit l must have one also.
Hub-Well, my dear, don't worry
about that. Naybor and l formed pro-
tective union today and neither Of you
II to have one.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Warren B. Seymour assumed his
duties as stenographer and clerk In
the office of State Auditor Behrman
in Baton Rouge.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Eleanor Bernadine, one of the twin
daughters of Mr.. and Mrs. Arnold
Lachman died. The other twin was
buried the week before.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

The Touch IN Boston.
The wayfarer accOstec the Boston
man on Commonwealth avenue.
"Sir, could you spare me a dime"
"Do you take me for an easy markr
"No, sir; / was In hopes you were
IN altruist."
This got him a quarter.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
THE HERALD EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO
Cleanings From Algiers News And Happngs During
The First Week In August 1904, When
This Paper Was Husky Infant


it brising the editor
is selections will
ntreinC nj
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Tho Latest.

"There is an enormous demand fof
space in our new building"
"what is unusual about your new
buildingT"
1--WE have installed freight elevators
and you park your car on the roof"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
The Jealous Maid.

Mistress-rve lost the key Of my
writing desk, Marie. Go and look IN
the old trunk in the kitchen-you
might find an old key that will fit.
Marie-It's no use. Madam, I tried
them all long ago, and none of them
fit.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Oamaoed Goods.

Damaged Goods.
LILY went to bargain sale To-
day.
Elsie-Did you see anything that
looked cheapf
Lily-Yes, several men waiting for
their wives.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

The following births were recorded:
to Mr.. and Mrs. P. E. Muntz a girl;
to Mr.. and Mrs. w. ] Burke boy;
to Mr.. and Mrs. Hy. Squires, a boy,
and to Mr. and Mrs. Jno. Newman a
boy.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Pedro Cuquet of McLellanville died.
Spain, but resided here many years.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
UnmIstakabIe Signal.

UnmIstakabIe Signal.
There must be trouble across the
street I" said the stranger in Crimson
Gulch.
What makes you think soF In
CURED Three-fngered Sam.
II Just heard q pistol shot"
Don't let It skeer you. The boys
are tired Of poker and are learnin' to
play bridge whist. That's Piute
Pete's way Of signalin' fur trumps.'
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Ups and Downs In Milking.
THAT stubborn cow" said Ezra BoggA
Makes me feel like q clown
Because, when I've made her give up
I'm derned IL she'll give DOWN.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

dock itself expected to be in opera
ton in less than a year
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Self Defense.

Self Defense.
"Why is It," said Mrs. Naggem. Il
say, why is 1t that men like you al
ways snap and bite at your wivesT
II dunno" said Naggem. discon-
solately. 81 reckon It's the same In
stinct of self-defense that makes dog
Rrowl at his fleast"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
WITH -
IhE "a
FUNNY iiN Az
MEN /[A{
LITERARY COMMENT

sWhat is your favorite nOvelT
slack the Giant Killer" replied
Miss Cayenne.
THAT is only a fairy tale
(which is my reason for liking II.
Nobody is going to get you into an
argument about 1t by saying: How
true TO life the characters are! and
Isn't the philosophy a wonderful reve-
lation of the human sOulv"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Ground fronting on the river from
the old Second District Ferry Land
ing to the Algiers Saw Mill was pur-
chased by Maurice Stearn, Wood.
ward-Wight Co., Geo. A. Hero and
Frederick Camors. Plans for the big
new dock were completed and the
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
.Harping
On
Quality

&c continually, "hsr,i,.
quality" Just lie, US saw a.. !"
quality Of the LUMBER you NJ. VIC
your new home, will result, !. ="
istaction or dissatisfaction. n' ~
you will gradually disIik. N. ~
you built and try and sell
HOFFMAN invites your p.r,s,,,
inspection and Comparison =,
Good Long Leaf Lumb., y
will find that Hortman sell, AN, :,
FIR ST QUALITY Pin. e..
Cypress, Magnolia, pool,, n
and Oak FIoorins-,ne proo., ~.
for every purpose, and pri,.. :
low as GOOD material CAN 4. "
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Miss Gertrude Laigast and Mr.
Robt. Smith, were married by Judge
T. F. Maher. The attendants were
Mr.. Fred. Smith and Miss Frances
Harris
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
Particular Kind Needed,

Particular Kind Needed.
Mr.. Jenkins-"Edith, didn't I ask
you a week ago to oil those castorsf
They creak something awful"
Edith-T know you did; but there
Is not drop Of castor oil In the
house."-London Answers
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Messrs. J. P. Vezien and Jno. v.
Kramme were appointed on the ar
rangement committee of the Retail
Grocers Association folksfest
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03
A HELPFUL SPOUSE

HELPFUL SPOUSE
Hubby-What did you do with all
those unpaid bills.
WIfsy-i saw they were beginning
20 worry you, dear, 90 J destroyed
them.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

There Is patience on a monument,
smiling at grief, and then there 10
Gen. Baron Wrangel, waiting for q
chance to swat the Russian reds.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

A German jury apparently was not
so far off when 1t declared a suicide
who never smoked. drank, bet or was
extrc VACANT to be of unsound mind.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

WILL BEAT eATAN TO lT
"Jack calls me his Idol and says ]
shall never have to do anything but
let him worship me-"
swell, after you're married he'll
find plenty for Idol hands to do"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Division No. 9, A. o. H., completed
arrangements for summer night
festival at the Elmira Pleasure
Grounds. The arrangement commit.
tee was Jno. E. Collins, d. ]. Barrett,
p. Hennessey, A. l.. Green, Jno.
Doris, J. F. Murphy, Misses R.
Byrnes, o. Bethancourt, A. Durgin,
and J. Lehan. Mrs. ]. Graves.
| The Southern Pacific Benevolent
Association celebrated it's twelfth
anniversary by a parade and later
in the evening a picnic
The honorary members Of Orient
Temperance Council presented the
club with twelve handsome gallery
chairs. The honorary members were
Judge T. F. Maher, L. F. Gisch, H.
French, and Foster Olroyd.
The Sancho Packing Company has
begun operation and had and ad in
this issue for three hundred girls.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene LeBoeuf
were surprised by the members of
the Lyceum Club, the occasion being
the presentation of a handsome cloak
to the newly married couple. Mr..
LeBouef was the first member of the
club to be married.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Progress.
Who gains an inch upon his goal
May still be far from 1t,
But he il nearer than the man
Who started out and quit
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Fame's Method.
You'll md that hfe's laurels
To all men are rendered
With this little phrase:
For services rendered"
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

Mr.. Jos. Yeager of 81 Diana Street
was operated on for appendicitis.
The herald. [volume] (New Orleans, La.) 1905-1953, 1922-08-03

You Never Can Tell.
"And so yet another artists model
means to write her memoirs"
"POor stuff, / daresay?"
81 know. But there may be good
Illustrations"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
COLLINS F|RsT YEAR. |SA b|G' $ U | CE SS.
Sales and Organization h. creaSed-Many Improve
 ments Made on Car

When R. Fl. Collins acquired control of the Peerless Motor Car company and took over the active management of tho business on October 8. 1921. 1t was freely predicted that the public would socn begin to perceive an im- provement in tho position of the Peer less among the worlds fine motor cars.
 Men who knew tho standing of MT. Collins in the automobile industry were outspoken in their prophecy that the first year of the new man. agement would record an awakening interest in the Peerless on the part of the public and the trade.
 They also predicted that the same period would disclose many improve ments in the car itself.
 And basing their conclusions on what MT. Collins had done in the past, they forecasted an expansion of the distributing organization, together with large growth in Peerless sales, and a consequent strengthening of the company's financial position. It Is now a little more than year since the management of the company passed into the hands of MT. Collins. And it is a matter of automobile his tory that every one of these predic- tions has been fulfilled to the letter.
 The new model, introduced in the latter part of August, embodies nu- merous refinements and improve ments of-design and construction. It has been received with warm praise for it's beauty of appearance, its qual- ity of performance, and it's engineer ing excellences.
 Each succeeding week has recorded a strengthening and expansion of the body of merchants who distribute the cars to the public. There has been such a widespread interest in the Peerless line, especially since the new models were introduced. that the company has enjoyed the enviable ad- vantage of being able to select it's new distributors from 8 host of ap- plicants who represent the best auto mobile business men in each com munity where new representation is desired.
 Peerless sales began to increase shortly after MT. Collins took the helm. He immediately set about to enhance the cars value, and put on display at the National Automobile Shows last January line of Peerless models which attracted much atten- tion and created many new Peerless friends.
 Orders grew steadily in volume. With the introduction of the new model in August, the demand for the car became so great that the factory production department was obliged to operate at it's maximum capacity. Each week a new shipping record was established, only to, be shattered by that of the succeeding week.
 All previous records for high pro- duetion, sales and cash receipts of the company during the 21 years of it's existence, were broken.
 In commenting on this record, MT. Collins said: "We built the best that we knew how to build and left the verdict for the public to express. And now we find that expression in de- mand which is constantly growing and rewarding us for all of our en- deavor."~
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
BANNER YEAR FORGRAY ECONOMY SIMPLEX CORDS THE CHEVROLETTEST Is MADE SELLING FAST

Louis c. Block. Philadelphia dis tributor for the Gray car, last week held an economy test in his city un- der official observation, to prove to sKeptics that any Gray car would per form In equally as creditable man ner as the transoontihental car, which travelled from San Francisco to New York with an official average of 3S.S miles per gallon.
 MT. Block used two stock cars and the economy run car which was in Philadelphia at the time of the demonstration. and the three cars when mileage was checked up showed s3,7 miles per gallon.
 J. Barton Weeks, president of the Keystone Automobile club. one of the largest In the country, who is deeply interested in the welfare of fuel con servation acted as one of the of ficials. together with Theodore A. Seraphin. superintendent of the gas oline pump and motor division of the city. bureau of weights and measures
 Each car was equipped with a glass container for an officially measured quart of gasoline attached to the windshield so that the ob- servers could constantly keep the fuel consumption in sight. That there might be no question concerning the amount of gasoline used. MT. Seraphin used an official measure device ea pablo of registering to the limit of the dram.
 The three test cars followed by a large number of motorists interested in fuel conservation assembled at Broadway street and. Roosevelt bouie- yard, where the gasoline line of the carburetors was disconnected and tho motor run until gasoline was com pletely drained from the carburetor and the motor stopped.
 Tho run was then made with the following results:
 First car stopped at IT miles on one quart of gasoline, or sn average of 30.S miles per gallon.
 Second car stopped at ST miles on one quart of gasoline, or an average of 34.S miles per gallon.
 Third car the coast to coast worlds record car. stopped at S9 miles on one quart of gasoline or an average of 35S miles per gallon. The average of the three cars be- | ing S3.7 miles per gallon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17

designed to show the world how American products are made. The idea originated In the resourceful mind of Secretary of Commerce Her bert Hoover, and has created wide spread interest in foreign lands. as well as in this country. The series Is catalogued and offered free of charge to universities, clubs. theatres, churches. etc., both in the United States and abroad.
 The Story of the valve-in- Head Motor" Is said by those who wit messed the advance showing to be one of the most lively and absorbing industrial films produced. It follows the building of the Buick car through the immense plant at Flint, with spe- cial emphasis on the construction of the particular type of motor from
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
'CLAREN | | R ] {
 IN YELLOW CABS.
Equipment For New Taxicabs Is Furnished by the Posner
 Ormond Tire Co.

attracted so much attention on the streets this week are equipped with McClaren "Autocrat" cord tires fur nished by the Posner Ormond Tire company.
 H. J. Fosner, says that these tires are worthy in every way of such splendid cabs as the Fellows and fully equal to the strenuous wear to which they will be subjected and that they were chosen on the basis of giv- ing the most mileage and the best servics.
 Posner Ormond company is located 'n the downtown district at 116 Eighteenth street, north, and main tain an excellent service for the tires they sell,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
Volume Now Greater Than at Any Time in Company's
 History


 Frank stevens of the Stevens Motor. company. southslde local Chevrtl let dealers. says:
 We have advices from MT. Colin Campbell, the general sales manager of the Chevrolet Motor company, that all indications point to 1923 as the banner year in the history of the au- tomt bile industry and particularly of the light quality automobile.
 The volume of the new superior models is now greater than in the company's history. and this volume will be increased monthly so that by March 1. 1923, there will be manufac- tured and shipped not less than 2.000 Chevrolets per day.
 There are now established mere than 1Q.Q00 Chevrolet dealers with first-class service stations and this number is being increased every day.
 The company Is spending large sums advertising-their December ads alone--in such mediums as the Saturday Evening Post, Literary Di- sest and seven magazines having large country circulation, reaching over twenty million people.
 The favorable comment on the new me dels being heard on every hand indicates that the intelligent public quickly realizes the value per dollar to be had in this General Motors product. Their stamina, performance and appearance are creditable in the company of cars of a much higher price. Since commencing business with this line we have delivered a 1QrRn uuDlhPr n rnpc rmSfOy,, re who continue to be pleased with their "ecGnomical transportation" We are in position to make immediate deliv- cries on all models for Christmas. having just gotten in three car loads.
 When cleaning mud and other dirt from the cells of radiator. apply a stream of water from the hose, only from the inside of the hood and not from the outside
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17

for Simplex cord tires and reports that orders for these tires have been received from all over the state. Only short time ago these tires were introduced to the motoring public and they have met with a cordial reception. Special prices on Simplex tires have been advertised in The Age Herald for the past several weeks and has been productive of satisfactorily increasing bushes to the Denegre concern. These special prices are still in effect, new stock having been received and the prices can be found in the advertisement Ia today's AgeHerald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17

which 1t receives It's title Much of the detail Is exhibited through what is known as animated photography. which llvens the action while neglect ing nine of the things essential to a complete understanding Of the sub ject.
 It is said that no plant In the coun- try Is better equipped to show the building of an automobile from the raw material to the finished car. All but the most minor units are built In this 200-acre plant.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17

With proper attention, springs ought to outlive the car. Reset springs are never equal to those in their original state, so avoid re- setting if possible.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
Denegre Company Finds Statewide Demand For
 This Make Tires /

Charles Denegre of Denegre Motor company finds an increasing demand
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
5 J | K { H | W {.
 P|CT U RE r IL M {.

"The Story of the valve-in- Head Motor is the title of new moving picture film to be presented by the United States departmen of com merce in cooperation with the Buick Motor company of Flint, Mich. The photography has been completedi and the film will be released early in De- cember.
 The Buick film is one of series
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-12-17
GRAY CARS T0 BE SOLD IN CANADA


 One of the most important con nections that has ever been con summated in the automobile indus try in years has just been closed in Detroit.
 At meeting last week between officials of the Gray Motor Corpora tion and William M. Gray, vice president of The William Gray Son4- Campbell Limited, Chatham, ontario, the latter firm took over the entire distribution of Gray cars for the Dominion of Canada. While definite figures are not obtainable at this time it is known from reliable sources that the cars involved in this deal will amount to more than $1.000,000 the first year.
 The William Gray Sons- Campbell Limited is one of the oldest auto motive firms in Canada. They were organized in 1855 by William Gray and the firm is now headed by Robert Gray. a son.
 This organization has branches and distributing points over tho entire dominion. Their organization is SO complete that they will be able to obtain immediate distribution of the Gray car over the entire dominion.
 conference fall branch and dis trict organizations of the William Gray Sons-Campbell Limited throughout Canada has been called to Chatham. Plans will be completed at this time for introducing the Gray into Canada.
 Announcement of this connection coming on the eve of what Alfred Reeves of the National Automobile Chamber of Commerce predicts to be the biggest year in automotive his- tory, is one of tremendous interest 10 automobile men both in the United States and Canada.
 ELECTRIC SOLDERING MACHINE
 An improved machine for use in the manufacture and repair of chains, catches, rings, silverware and other 1ewelry, is described and illustrated in the Popular Mechanics Magazine. It provides three different heats for electric soldering and Is said to be shockproof. A suitable piece of sol- der is placed upon the carbon cleo trode, the article is gripped by the tweezers that form the other termi- nal of the circuit, flux is applied, the Joint of the article is put in contact with the solder and the current is turned on by foot switch.