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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23
Toy Exporters Must ~. !.
Ship Extra Doll Noses
And Cat Tails, Complaint

WASHINGTON. Aug. 2a.-Amer-
lean toy exporters must send en-
ough dolls noses and cats tails
with their shipments or suffer de-
ductions for the missing members,
according TO an original letter OF
complaint from an importer of
Lucknow. India, made public today
by the commerce department.
"Honored Lifts and Clients" the
letter said. Hoping ali's we'll. we
apologize for undue procrastination
In furnishing necessary reply to
your last esteemed by bygonne date.
Peraadventurcl we, are at fault be
ours the blame and burden also con-
triton Honored Lifts.
THE elephohts Is gone off in.
stanter and ditto the tigers. The
leopards is too much deficient in
spots for our climate so pray be
wbtchful and We will watch over
YOU. The sample wax dolls Is oil
running away owing to equatorial
heat on Indian summer. So pray
stay your hands. Eight china dolls
isfto hand with six broken noses per
doll and nine cats is come with only
sesen tails. For which our valued
WIN make some necessary deductions
on fundamental basis of one nose
per biped and one tail per animal.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS of your honors
packing department is our good ad-
vice 10 you that the same may moi
come to pass again."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23
THEY KNOW
THE directors of the sun Maid

THE directors of the sun-Maid
j Raisin growers have just ap-
proved an advertising budget Of two
and one-haif million dollars for their
association. Here is food for thought
for any business man.
The rancher has come to recog.
nize the value Of advertising in his
business. Witness the fac, that the
raisin men not only have made an
appropriation for the new year. but
have increased II by thousands of
dollars over the sums expended in
previous years. Witness the appro-
priations made by the prune growers
and the almond growers. go.
The rancher has learned that he
not only must produce his crop prop
eriy, but must sell It scientifically.
He has organized cooperative asso.
Citations and established selling org.
anizations. But his selling organiza-
tions. he has formed. are helpless
wi,hou, advertising
The Sun-Maid campaign Tor the
new year will embrace advertising
by magazine. poster and-ncwspapcr.
Why tho newspaper has been includ-
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=" )" ."' "u"s' = 'g'' y, 'a"N"
Hell OF tho advertising department
In the Associated growers for Aug.
nst lie SANE: ...fr
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portaht part ln orr uniy h,cs aha
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bus' the rotas rfculation OF tne
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23
H'I6nS14s
&kNlJ

The coal strike is settled. The
coal bills are not.
Born fools seldom outgrow II.
, The man who sings his own praises
sings a solo,
T When Greek meets Greek they
hunt Turk and start a war.
Being movie stars wife is seldom
a permanent job.
Practice makes perfect nuisances.
Two reasons our young people
seem worse are rubber heels.
Starting at the foot OF the ladder
gives you more to brag about when
you reach the top.
Many a poor fish gets caught In a
hair net.
II Henry is running for president,
he has his cut-out closed.
The man who waits runtil he Is
sure he is right is often left.
II would help II tennis players
spent the time swatting flies,
So many boys are claiming they
have never been kissed First thing
you know dogs will be claiming they
never chased a cat.
Every man has his price, but every
man hasn't the price.
Winter winds and hats will soon
be felt,
Sounds funny but some mems idea
OF a good time Is bad time.
When you get ride In a big car
you see nobody while In a flivyer
you see everybody.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23

u period or scycn months have al.
ready averaged about two dozen
eggs per bird moro than the orlE-
lnnl flock,
II is not alone IN number Of cgEa
that the late moutcra' progeny cN-
col, the department report continues,
hut also IN the value of tho pro-
duct, M the distribution was moro
even. n much larger proportion OF
the eggs being laid during the vim
tor months, In the Last Rcvrn
months tho daughters OF the lNto-
moultcra not only averaged two do,-
en- cgrs per bird moro than the or
Iflnnl flock. but the value of thrW
product was, figuring ~ the nmo
prices, about st0i per bird more
during the same period II IL cSs
pcctcd that this margin viii In
crease,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23

yards planted IN California cScluniNo
of the Imperial valley since January
t. t02a, according to n partial report
witch has Just been completed by v,
g, Goodwin. manager OF the crop
contract department or the Sun Maid
RnlsIn growers. The grnnd total or
all varieties included In the report,
which In not complete, shows 400
iAS acrca OF vineyards In the atn,c,
rrcano county. with over half ot
tho grape acreage shown In Good
wins report, leads the on,lrc state In
grape culture.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23
Personal Men ton

II. w. Terrell is registered at tho
White Pelican hotel from Portland,
Charles Il. West accompanied by
Mrs. Wrst is a guest at the white
Pelican hotel from Colorado Springs.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. n. Bccklcy are
visitors here today from their stock
ranch in the Fort Klamath region,
Mrs. Sam Smith left this morning
for q few days visit at the smith
Mcleod ranch near Grants Pass,
Burge Mason aud son, Burge Jr.,
are In town for few days from Mt
Shasta. California,
II. +. Calkins who has been in
Medford for the past week attending
to business affairs, returned home
last night.
c. II. McCutchan is In town again
from Sacramento attending to af-
fairs connected with the local branch
of the Standard Oil company.
Grace Hoagland, employed by the
A. II. Wilson Abstract company, is
enjoying well-earned vacation for
tho ,.x, Two vasks
Mrs T. Il. Skillington and son,
Linn and daughter, Dorothy, depart
ed this morning for san Francisco on
a vacation trip.
l.. II. Shelly. who resides on a
ranch in the Malin section. was
county seat visitor yesterday after
noon. ell
J. T.. Robertson arrived last night
from Portland and will spend few
days here looking after business af.
fairs,
Mr.. and Mrs r. G. Young and Mr.
and Mrs 4. l.. Balm are tourist yisi-
tors In Klamath Falls today from
Glendale. They are registered at the
White Pelican hotel.
Hunting liccnses were lssucd In the
clerks office yesterday 10 Come
Joacs and Rcley Woods. both OF the
klamath, Agency. Donald Edgir, OF
Merrill. aud Evan Maniin OF Malta
II. d. Whiteline. who operates q
ranch on the Klamath river, made
trip to town yesterday for the pur. !
pose of securing a hunting license !
and supplies.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Hayden and /!
son. one time residents OF ;.-inath !
Falls who are making their home at !
present In Hsrdman, Oregon. were IN !
town yesterday from huckiebcrryi
where they are spending !
several weeks.
Saturday marks the Vast day Of
the outing season for ldlerest. on
Spring creek according to Il. c.
spipk, who was IN ,ow for a few
ho,irs today. The, "a close the
dining room on that day and with !
the exception OF a few campers In ,
the cabins there will be no activity I
around this popular resort.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23

ANDERSON. Cal. Aug. "a
While Mira Gcorac Barney Of this
place was away ice,urlng bnioro u
farm center meeting one night ~.
Gently un the caro- OF poultry. thieves
entered her hcnhousc and carried
away 90 of her finest pullctu,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-23
Pertinent Question

'Say. paw"
We'll. my SOM
II took walk throurh the ccinc.
terry today and read the inscriptions
on ,hr fombstorc-. -'''-'7'''
"Wc'l, what about H."
"Wher" are all the wicked people
buried" ~.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22

Mitchell, $ d., and Luke Doyle OF Dim.
mick were callers at the Martin Doylo
home Sunday afternoon
\ large number Of members of the
sacred Heart parish attended the nj.
mic at Starved Rock on Tuesday,
Mr. and Mrs Allen and daughter Of
| licd were guests of Mrs. Bertha
EdgcCumb on Sunday.
Mrs Henry Braudtucr was called 70
Iowa Tucsda, by the illness Of his
brother
Mr. aud Mrs, VIII Andrews ana
children and Mrs, Martha Hick0ly and
daughter, Miss Ethel. were guests of
Mr. and Mrs Lon Hickok. ncd,
Cherry, sunday evening.
Mr., aud Mrs William Andrews ST.
OF Mendoza were guests of Mr. and
Mrs q. NJ. Andrews Monday.
Mrs Levi kriescr and Miss Alma
| Gcphard were guests OF Mrs. Harry
Belden ut Sheridan Tuesday.
The Hess family and Kenneth
Nosher spent Sunday afternoon m
/ Narsrilles.
Mr., and Mrs viii Andrews and
daughter Edith were in Utica Monday
evening
/ Graham Sillars is attending summer
/ school at Champaign
About nifty friends and ariehbars
/ surprised Rev. and Mrs Ishler on
/ Tuesday evening \ pleasant time
VAS enjoyed by all, lee cream and
cake We're served
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22
CRAMPS, PAINS
AND bhCKAcHE
St. Louis Woman Relieved by
Lydia E. Finkham's Veg
etable Compound

st. Louis, Mo, q was bothered
with cramps and pains every month and
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22
la TOILETTE RAPS
UNLIMITED P0WE Rs
Of SUPREME COURT.
WISCONSIN SENATOR STARTS
AGITATION IN UPPER 5RANC-
OF CONGRESS TO A6RlDGE
TRIBUNALS "LEelsLATlVE" Az.
THoRlTY.

WASHINGTON, June - Senator Eoh
crt VI. la Toilette % Wisconsin
tackled the United states Svpysu"
Court In the senate yesterday oS has.
ing been eucroachins upon the yoUsu
utional and legislative pgs-ogat.F--
Of congress until hy many o.. ..- 1T.
cisionS 10 has wei! Rleh DESTROYED o..
scheme OF representative government
the fathers of the republic intended ~
bp preserved in It's legislative branch
The Wisconsin senator proceeded f.
repeat in full his Cincinnati address
In which De- charged tAs SGFreDel gn.r
vas b. absolute cOnt-ll e. 'Ga -.ys--
ment tie also reiterated hlS Jhar-s
that CHEZ Justice Taft ats- us.--
repudiatei by the people. Was arra.".
gd by President Harding % t
tenure In public Office ,r defiance fl.
the expressed mandate %. tie people
la Fcl!etts.s attack waS i.- ...-.r
o. a defamation Of Vha, De Sal. .c".
stiW,ed the fuGdameG'-. g--,.-
81 democratic government
Senator Edge, Republican r. Ns~
Jersey, and Hel'ogg. Republican s.
Minnesota upheld the power 90 o..
Supreme Court 20 set aside any %.
an acts OF congress
Edge condemned Ia Policies sr-.
gesuln that congress pa authorized o.
rs.euaCt legislation held Uurousr.tr.
tioual by the Supreme Court D.. g ISL
thirds vote % the manner followed j.
considering measures vetoed by the
President
La Toilette denounced Nicholas
Murray Butler. president Of COlumbi-
University and Senators Edge and
kellogg for their criticism OF the
speech he delivered recently before
the American Federation Of Labo'
y convention at Cincinnati
He said Butler was "boOtliCkeT' 'o
swollen wealthy and the handy mar
Of privilege, and he referred sarcastic.
ally TO Kellogg as the famous trUt
buster OF Minnesota amid roar OF
laughter from the floor and galleries
The fiery Wisconsin senator, run
ming his fingers through his tousle&
shock OF hair and finging chairs aside
as he paced up and down in 'r0r
OF "a TOW Oh CudIS, DItdtutQ ufhdIA
tof his critics and, facing. Senator
Edge and Kellogg. who were seated
near by, bitterly challenged the truth
of their previous assertions that his
condemnation of the Supreme Court
at Cincinnati was not warranted byI
the facts
La Toilette accused Edge of "uu
ethical conduct in having inserted in
the Congressional Record a reDly
made by Butler to the Cincinnati
speech.
Senators have seized the oppor
7unity behind my back to have criti-I
cisms of my speech placed in the Rec
ord in an attempt to prejudice the
american public against me- and what
! said although my speech has not yet
been published in full anywhere sal
La Toilette.
La Toilette was fighting mad lie
served notice he would offer a consti.
tutional amendment in the senate so7u
10 prevent further inyasious" by the
court Of the legislative branch Of the
government.
In connection with my amendment
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22

SHabboua .htpter No. b. R \ N
had their siXty->eyeath uuUal con
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22
TO REAPP0RTION STATE
IF ASSEMBLY FAILS

Springfield, June 2l.-Noting down
q motion to reconsider previous ac.
ton, the constitutional convention
today approved the proposal giving
the attorney general, secretary of
state aud auditor power 10 reappor.
ton the stare Of Illinois every ten
years should the general assembly
fail IN that duty
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22

In connection with my amendmen
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-06-22

my homework all through the month.
recommend your Vegetable Compound
to my friends for female troubles. ~
Mrs. DELLA SCHOLZ, I4L3 Salisbury
Street, St. Louis, No.
Just think for a moment. Lydia E.
Plnkham 5 Vegetable COMPOUND has
been in use for nearly fifty years, It's
prepared from medicinal plants, By the
utmost pharmaceutical skill. and s1pe-
rior methods. Tie ingredients th4g
combined IN the Compound correct the
conditions which cause such annoying
symptoms as had been troubling Ars.
Scholz. The Vegetable COMPOUND exer-
ci3es a restorative influence If the most
desirable character, correcting the srou-
bic in d gentle ba. efficient name.
This is noted, by the disappearance, one
after another O.. the ca4gsae abe
symptoms.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-08-18

short haired women, the brains OF
whom functloned In a way totally alien
to all her methods Of thought. Cant
you come down tonight to The Purple
Pup or The Sea Siren and see for
yourself?" she proposed, and gave him
directions for finding the classic re-
sorts.
am dressed silly-in bare feet and
sandals and what they call a smock.
You won't mind that, will you?"
you'll look good to me, no matter
what you wear, little Miss Colorado"
he told her with his warm, big broth
er's smile.
you're good" the girl said simply.
II knew that on the train even when
when l was mean to you" There
came into her voice a small tremor of
apprehension. I'm afraid of this
town. It's $3.50 kinda cruel. I've got
no friends here"
He offered instant reinsurance with
strong grip Of his brown hand.
you've got one, little pardner. I'll
promise that one big husky will be
on the job when you need him. Don't
you worry"
She gave him her shy eyes CRATE
fully. There was a mist Of tears in
them.
you're good" she said again
naively.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-08-18

ed and shouted ADVICE. Girls screamed.
The Sea Siren was being wrecked by
cyclone from the bad lands.
Arms threshed wildly to and fro. The
local point of their destination was the
figure at the center OF the disturbance,
Most of the blows found other marks.
-Four or five men could have demol-
ished Clay. Fifteen or twenty found 1t
a tough job because they interfered
with each other at every turn. They
we're packed too close for hard hitting.
Clay was not fighting but wrestling.
He used his arms to push with rather
than to strike blows that counted.
The Arizonan could not afterward
remember at exactly what stage Of the
proceedings the face Of Jerry Durand
impinged itself on his consciousness,
Once, when the swirl of the crowd
flung him close to the door, he caught
glimpse of it, tight-lipped and wolf,
eyed, turned to him with relentless
malice. The gang leader was taking
no part in the fight.
The crowd parted Out Of the pack
a pair of strong arms and lean broad
shoulders plowed way for some
what damaged face that still carried
debonair smile. With pantherish
litheness the ArizOnan ducked u
swinging blow A moment, and ne was
outside taking the three steps that led
to the street.
Into his laborlng lungs he drew de-
liciously the soft breath of the night.
It cooled the fever Of his hammered
face, was like an icy bath to his hot
body. A little dizzy from the blows
that had been rained on him, he stood
for q moment uncertain which way to
60.
Then again he became aware Of
Durand. The man was not alone. He
had with him hulking rufiian whose
heavy, hunched shoulders told Of
strength. There was hint of the
gorilla in the way the long arms hung
straight from the shoulders as he
leaned forward. Both of the men were
watching the COW puncher as steadily
ms alley cats do house finch.
"H-l's going to pop in about three
seconds" announced Clay to himself.
Silently, without lifting their eyes
from their victim for an instant, the
two men moved apart to take him on
both sides. He chung to the wall, fore
ing a frontal attack. The laughter had
gone out of his eyes now. They had
hardened to pinpoints. This time II
was no amateur horseplay. lie was
fighting for his life. No need to tell
Clay Lindsay that the New York
gangster meant to leave him as good
as dead.
The men rushed him. He fought
back with clean, hard blows. Jerry
bored In like a wild bull. Clay caught
him of his balance, using short arm
| Jolt which had back Of it all that
twenty-thr years Of clean outdoors
Arizona could give. The gangster hit
the pavement hard.
He got up furious and charged again
The Arizonan, busy with the Other
man, tried to sidestep. An uppercut
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-08-18

"5ut You'll Be a Busy Knight Errant
n You Undertake to Right tho
Wrongs of Every Girl You Meet In
New York."
way he liked so well. "But you'll be a
busy knight Grant If you undertake
to right the wrongs of every girl you
meet in New York. Don't you think it
possible that you rescued her out Of a
jobT
The young man nodded his head rue
fully. THAT'S exactly what l did.
After all her trouble gettin' one I'VE
thrown her out again. I'm a sure.
enough fathead."
"You've been down TO find out?" she
asked with q sidelOng tilt Of her quick
eyes.
ayes. | went down this mawnin
with Tim MuldOon. He's policeman
I met down there. Miss Kitty hasn't
been seen since that night. We went
out to the Pirates Den, the Purple
Pup, Grace GodwIn's Garrett, and all
the places where she used to sell cigar
cites. None of them have seen any.
thing of her."
$50 that really your championship
hasn't been SO great help to her after
all, has III"
mo-"
And / suppose 1t ruined the BUSH
ness Of the man that owns the Sea
| Siren"
| 81 don't reckon so. I've settled for
the furniture. And &uldoOn says
when 1t gets goin' again the Sea Siren
will do big business on account OF
the fracas, It's Kitty I'm worried
about"
~ wouldn't worry about her II
we're you. She'll land on her feet the
| girl said lightly.
Her voice had not lost its sweet
cadenccs but Clay sensed in it some
thing that was almost touch Of cool
contempt He felt vaguely that he
must have Numbered. in describing
Kitty. Evidently Miss Whitford did
not see her quite as she was.
The young woman pressed the start
er button. I'VE must be going home.
have an engagement to go riding
with Mr.. Brom6eld."/
Continued next week.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-08-18
CHAPTER vi
Beatrice Up Stage.

If you vision Clay as man Of bat
ties and violent death, you don't see
him us he saw himself. He was II
peaceful citizen from the law.abiding
West. 1t was not until he had been
flung into the whirlpool Of New York
that violent and melodramatic mishaps
befell this innocent.
This was the version Of himself that
he conceived to be true and the one he
tried to interpret to Bee Whitford
when he emerged from the hospital af
ter two days of seclusion ana pre-
sented himself before her
1t was characteristic of Beatrice that
when she looked at his battered face
she asked no questions and made no
EXPLANATIONS. After the first startled
glance one might have thought from
her expression that he habitualiy wore
one black eye, one swollen lip, one
CauiflOwer ear, and Il strip of gauze
across his cheek.
to take on a busincss-like directness.
She rang for the man.
"Have the runabout brought round
at once, Stevens. I'll drive myself"
she gave orders.
With the light ease that looked silk
en- strong she swept the car into the
parK. Neither she nor Clay talked.
Both Of them knew that an eXplana-
tiOn of his appearance was due her
and In the meantime neither cared to
, fence with small talk. She drew up
to look at some pond lilies, and they
talked about them for moment, after
which her direct eyes questioned him
frankly.
He painted with a light brush the
picture of his adventure into Bohemia.
The details he filed in whimsically,
In the picturesque phraseology of the
West Up stage on his canvas was the
figure Of the poet in velveteens. That
Son of the Stars he did full justice.
Jerry Durand and Kitty Mason We're
accessories sketched casually.
81 gather that Mr.. Lindsay Of Ari-
iona was among those present" Be-
atrice said, smiling.
II was givin' the dance" he agreed,
and his gay eyes met hers.
Since she was a woman, one phase
Of his story needed expansion for Miss
Whitford. She made her comment
carelessly while she adjusted the mile
age on the speedometer.
"Queer you happened to meet some
one you knew down there. You said
you knew the girl, didn't your"
1--WE were on the same train out Of
Denver. got acquainted with her"
Miss Whitford asked no more 0ues-
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1922-08-18
The Men Rushed Him. He Fought
Back With Clean, Hard Blows.

Jared him to the heel. In that instant
of time before his knees began to
sag beneath him his brain flashed the
news that Durand had struck him on
the chin with brass knuckles. He
crumpled up and went down, still alive
to what was going on, but unable to
move in his own defense. Weakly he
tried to protect his face and sides
from the kicks of heavy boot. Then
he floated balloQn-like in space and
vanished into uncOnsciousness.
Clay drifted back to world in
which the machinery Of his body
creaked. He turned his head, and a
racking pain shot down his neck. He
moved a leg, and every muscle in it
ached. From head to foot he was
sore.
Voices somewhere In space, detached
from any personal ownership, fioated
vaguely to him. Presently these re-
solved themselves into words and SEN
fences.
Were not to make pinch, Tim.
That's the word he gave me before he
left. This is wan av Jerry's private
little wars and he don't want judge
askin' lot of UNNECESSARY questions,
y understand"
Mother av Moses, If this herman
from HIS Hinges hadn't the luck
av the Irish, there'd be questions
a-plenty asked. He'd be ready for the
mergue this blissed minute. Jerry's
a murderin' divvle. When breeze in
l find him croakin' this lad proper and
he acts like crazy man when stand
him and Gorilla Dave on till yuh
come a-runnin'. At that they may have
given the bye more than he can carry.
Maybe It'll be roses and nice black
] carriage for him We :"