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The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
cHAREST DEFEATS
JOHN GRAVES FOR
WARDMAN TROPHY
Net Tourney Finals Goes
-Four Sets, 6-3, 4-6, 8-6. +
!. And 1913.
BIZ AL.coNNoLLY

Despite the fact that he broke
his glasses at the conclusion of the
third set In yesterdays play. Clar-
ence Charest. of Dunbarton Club.
holder of the Middle Atlantic. Old
Dominion and District tennis cham
pionships. defeated John Temple
Graves. jr., club mate. SIS. 4-6.
6-6 and 10-s. in the finals OF the
Wardman Park Hotel first annual
Invitation singles tournament.
played on the hotel courts yester-
day afternoon.
Assistant Postmaster General
Glover presented the winners prize.
large silver cup. to Charest. and
Graves carried of the runner-up
trophy In the form of a steel tennis
racket.
Last Set IS Games.
Charest took the first set rather
handily, only to have his club mate
come back and win the second. over
coming a three-game handicap and
winning 664. Graves service and
volleying was unsteady. and the
champion took the third set, s-6.
After five-minute rest the final-
lists played a nip-and-tuck set of
e-BHtocn boHcs peiOre ueClsion
was reached in the fourth and de-
Gliding set.
Charest had the set within his
have Graves even matters with re-
markabie placements. However.
Charest's game would not be denied.
and with the score resting at eight
games all. the title holder decided
the issue by taking the next two
games after a stiff struggle.
Hotchkiss Player. Practice.
At the conclusion OF the final
match two exhibition doubles
matches were played. Col. war
Johnson and Maj. Arthur Yencken
opposed Dwight Davis and Arthur
HELEN. while Lew Bates and T. J.
Davis played Hugh Miller and A.
o. White. All four are members OF
the team that will represent the
District In the Hotchkiss Cup
matches to be played here tomor-
row and Saturday.
Members of the District tennis
team which will play in the Hotch-
kiss Cup tournament which opens
here tomorrow will take their final
workout today. Final selection OF
the singles squad will be made this
afternoon.
Play opens tomorrow with wash
ington meeting Norfolk at the
Chevy Chase Club. At the same
time Baltimore and Richmond will
meet on the Columbia Country Club
courts. Winners of the two matches
will meet Saturday afternoon at
Columbia In the finals.
Team Members.
Each match Will include six
singles and three doubles events,
each counting a point.
Members of the singles squad
will be chosen from John Temple
Graves, jr.. Tom ManGan. Arthur
Yencken. Ballard Moore. Spencer
Gordon. Arthur HELEN and L. r.
Bates. The doubles teams include
Arthur HELEN and Dwight Davis.
Arthur Yencken and Col. Wait
johnson. and L. r. Bates and Tom
Mangan.
Selection of the teams rests with
A. Y. Leetch. Columbia Country
Club; Walter Dunlop, Of Chevy
Chase, and Gold lincoln, Dunbar
ton.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
QUIT SMOKING. ADVICE TO
WOMEN NET STARS,

MO cigarette smoking. warns Miss
IN Peggy McEvoy, popular Balti-
more tennis star. to her proteges
who would succeed in the net art
Don't overeat, avoid cocktails. II
the advice of Miss Molly Thayer.
Philadelphia tennis wizard who is
heading toward the Maryland state
tennis championship.
Good words. we must add, but so
unnecessary do Miss Thayer's re-
marks appear.
Other tips of the two women net
wonders include:
Play tennis every day.
Play often in doubles matches. 1t
helps to quicken your, game.
Wait till the left foot Is advanced
when playing in forehand drive.
Mss McEvoy and Miss Thayer
are entered in the Maryland State
championship tennis tournament.
Mrs. Winifred Ellis, District
champion, reached the fourth round
In the event but lost yesterday to
Miss Thayer, 6+2, 60. Marywill
Wakeford, of the. District, has
reached the fourth round also
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Potomac Camps Plan
Canoe Regatta June Is

A canoe regatta will be held on
June Is by and for the members OF
the newly organized Potomac Camps
Association The regatta Is under
the charge Of J. W. Burch. chairman
Of the aquatic committee. who states
that this Is the only one of the sew
eral regattas the association proposes
TO hold this season. at least one Of
which will be a large open regatta
TO which out OF town as well as local
crews will be invited
The program. which Will start at
2:30 .. m. will include the follow
ing events: Novice singles. novice
tandems, novice fours. senior singles.
senior tsndems, mixed fours. tail end.
upset and tilt > A special challenge
race between Colonial and Windy
Run Camps for tandem double blades
IN wooden boats viii be run.
All events other than the challenge
race win be run IN canvas covered,
seventeep-foot cane over short
course Of approximately 900 yards.
The challenge race will be over a half
mile course. Medals will be awarded
In all events
Camps desiring to obtain member
ship In the association should make
app;icatich to Frank Healy, wash
ington Canoe Club.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
'JIMMY' CONNOLLY TO LEAD
GEORGETOWN TRACK MEN.

CEORGETOWN'S South Atlantic
" half mile champion. Jimmy Con.
molly. will lead the Blue and Gray
track squad again next year. He
was elected at a meeting Of varsity
letter men yesterday. Connolly
rates as one of the best milers in
the country, formerly holding the
/. A. A. A. A. mile championship.
Connolly has one more year at
Georgetown.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
GIANTS RAISE FLAG
and BEAT CUBS, ga
World Champions Slug Four
Pitchers for Is Hits, Many
Of Extra Base Variety.

NEW YORK. June THE Giants tri-
umphed over the Cubs in the nag raising
game at the Polo Grounds today, o to l.
II was a slugging affair in which the
Giants made eighteen hits OF four of Bill
Killifers pitchers and the Cubs got eleven
on Douglas. Shea and Ryan. There also
were a half dozen doubles, three triples
and Frank snyder's contribution Of a homer
The Giants raised their world champion
ship pennant, with music and ceremonies
The score.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Batted for wnmby In ninth.
' Batted for Morton I'm tenth. 7
r.. III. e.
Washington 200 900 o42 Ole II 8
Cleveland. OH 140 OOf O0-s is g
bnses-Jamieson, Evans, Brower,
Two-basc hits-Smith, 2, Brewer,
Luke, SeweIl. Three-hase hft-Joe
Sewell. Home-run-Judge. Stolen
Jomieson. Grnney. Double plays
Charity. Sacrifice hfts-Mcinnis,
Jameson. Graney. Double plays
Morton to wamby to McInnis,
Stephenson to J. sewell to Mcinnis,
Lamotte to Harrfs to Judge. struck
Base on baIls-On Morton, 3, on
johnson, IL on Phillips, IL on Franz
Washington, 10, Cleveland, Q.
Morton tBrowerD. Left on base-
els, 1. Hit by-pitched baIl-By
out-By Morton. q by Johnson, 2.
Pitching record-On Morton, 8
runs o hits I'm 10 inningsy oc Mails,
run hits I'm 1 innings on Fran
els, runs IL hits I'm 4 2-3 innings,
on Turk, no runs no hits I'm I in
= 1-3 inningsI on johnson, I run
ningj on Phillips, no runs 2 hits In
hits in innings. Umpfre.-
Walsh and Owens. Time-2s45.
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Totals. s5 o "a Is Totals. Is "a ID
Batted for Heimsch in ninth.
Batted for Taylor in third.
Score by innings:
PAfiadelphia ....,.. 0o1 900 0o1-2
Detroit ....... 040 900 20xa
Runs--weleh t2). Blue, yeach, Heilman,
Rigney, Bassler t2l. Errors-Perkins, Dykes.
Meich. Blue. Two-base, hits-Bassler, Welch.
Ihree base hit-YoIng. Home run-Welch.
Sacrifice hits-Galloway. Emhke. Left on
oases-Detroit, 4; Philadelphia. Z. Bases on
oans-oh Naylor. l; Emhke. 2; Sullivan. /;
Heimach, 2. Hits-on Naylor, 8 in 2 In
nings; Sullivan. In 2 rs innings; Hei-
Ehmke, 2; Sullivan, 1; Heimach, /. Passed
baiEPerkins. Umpires-ConnoIiy. Dineen
and Moriarity.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Tigers in 6-2 Victory
AthLetics' Errors Aid

DETROIT, June THE Tigers
gave the Athletics another trimming
here today. s to 2. Errors by Perkins
and welch coupled with a bunt by
Veach and singles by Heilman and
Bassler and Rigney's walk accounted
for the Cobbites four runs In the sec
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
BROWNS and AS
LOSE; YANKS win
Red Sox Pound Davis and
Kolp to Trim Runners
Up, z to 8.

ST. LOUIS. June 7.-Menosky's
home run In the ninth and McManus'
in the seventh featured today's game
which the Rex Sox took from st.
Louis. to {. Davis and Kolp were
hit safely .13 times. st. Louis failed
to score until the seventh. The score:
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Rnns-StatE, HollOcher, Grimes, Bancroft
Frisch (2), Groh, Meusel, Young, Kelly,
Stengel. Snyder. Errors-Hollocher. Bancroft
i2). Home run-snyder. Three-base hits
stengel, Krug. Two-base hits-Kelly Bar
bare, Hollocher, Young, Bancroft, Groh
Sacrifice hits-KruE. Young. Stolen base
Frisch. Double plays-Bancroft to Kelly,
crimes Cnnassisted). Bancroft (unassistedD, =,
Terry to Grimes. Bases on balls-01 Cheeyes
Z; Douglas. i: Osborne, 3: Ryan, 8; Shea. 1.
Struck out-By Osborne. 2: Jones, l. Left
on ba ases-Chicago. Z; New York, Q. Umpires
Moran and Quigley.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
AMATEURS BREAK UNwRTTTEN
LAW IN DIAMOND GAME.

A N infraction of amateur baseball
= ethics has been brought to our
attention by management of the
Hyattsville, Md. baseball club
failure of q team to report for a
scheduled game. Success Of the
amateuE game depends on observe
ing this unwritten rule. 1t is often
impossible to keep an engagement.
However, the manager Of the team
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Three Hon,ers Feature
Pirates Win OUer PhiLS

PHILADELPHIA, June THE
Pirates made three home runs today.
two in succession, and downed the
Philies. s to o. -.
1t was Lee Meadows who took the
home run slap. Morrison allowed
but six safe hits. Score:
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
TODAY'S WASHINGTON GAME
ON SC0RERQARD

I The ball game today between
Washingtoa and Cleveland will be
ater. 3 p. m. Ceolest spot In t0wn.
e xTR A. Results Of All races
posted.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Bush Wins 7th Straight
As Yankees Trim S0r

CHICAGO. June T.-Bunchins their hits In
the first. seventh and eighth innings the
Yankees defeated the white Sox 90 to
today, hammerns three Chicago pitchers for
eleven blows. Joe Bush, WIN ris-he TO-
the Yankees. won his seventh victory. ScS-e:
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
BRACES Make 1t Three
Straight From st. Louis

BOSTON, June THE Braves got nine
hits or Bill Pertica and won their game
s to I. The Cardinals have lost their
hrst three Eastern games The Braves
1unched their hits In the third. fourth ana
hfth. The score:
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

ScOre by Innings:
Boston .......... 400 0o1 2o2-7
st. Louis......... 900 900 ills
Runs-smith. Menosky 49,, Pratt. Dugan.
j. Collins, Gerber. McManus, Robertson.
Two-base hits-Menosky. Pratt Burns, Ger
Der, J. Collins. Three-base hits-williams,
y. Collins. Home runs7-McManus Menosky
Sacrifice hits-J. Collins t2). Stolen bases
t-Tobin, sisler, 0'Rourke, Double play
Dugan to Pratt to Burns. Hit BY pitcher
BY Collins tRobertson). Base on balls-on
Davis, 4; of Collins, 1. STRUCK out-By
Davis, Q: by Kolp, 1: by Collins, 9. Hits
on Davis. 10 in innings. Left on bases
st. Louis. o: Boston, 8. Losing pitcher
Davis. Umpires-Evans and Nallin. Time
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
YEsTERpAY,s REsuLT,

The Milan A. C.s. who have won
ten straight games, will oppose the
Treasury Annex No. 2 nine this ef-
ernoon on the formers field at
4:45 p. m.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Luque Holds Dodgers
Safe, Reds Winning, So

NEW YORK. June 7,-Fine support in
the pinches enabled Adolph Luque, Of the
Reds. to hold the Dodgers to six hits and
defeat them. to q at Ebbetts Field to-
day. Vance and Smith. of the Dodgers,
were nailed for eleven hits and ave walks
The score: Fl
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08
Calling EN- Right
In D. c. Sportdom
BY KEEN GAUGER.

should get in touch with the oppo-
sition when such a case arises.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Totals. 80 IL q 13i T"tals 3h ID q Is
sBatted for Falk in ninth inning.
Score by innings: RI
New York !. 500 900 42o-a
Chicago .!.... lO20 2O1 olI-7
Runs-Miller. Ward ts). Ruth (2l. Baker.
Meusel. Witt, johnson. Mostil, Falk C2D,
Schalk, Shelly! MuliiEan Errors Ruth
fslk. Two-base hits-Ruth. Baker, Meusel.
Mulligan t2l, Sheely. Scott. Home run
Fak. Sacrifice hits-schalk. sheely. Double
p'ays-Johnson to Collins to Shelly; Bush
to Scott to Pipp. Struck out-By Bush. 2:
by schupp. 1. Base on balls-of schupp.
D; on Bush. 4. Wild pitrh-Schupp. Um-
pires-Wilson, Chill and Hildebrand.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

uns-burns I<I' DhUDefl, WlngO, Bohne,
Pinslli. High, Johnston. Errors = Dau-
bert, Caveney. Pinelli, Johnston, Myers,
Ward, Deberry. 3. Smith. Two-base hits
Bohne. Duncan, Deberry. Sacrifice hits -
Daubert t2). Stolen bases-Pinelli. Burns.
Double play Ward to Johnston to
schmandt. Bases on balls-on Vance, 8;
OF Smith. .. Struck out-By Luqne. .; BY
Vance, 8. Left on bases-Cincinnati. 10;
Brooklyn, Z. Umplres-0'Day and Hart.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Rnns-carey. Bigbee. Tierney. Gooch t2).
Errors-F1etcher. Meadows. Tierney. Gooch.
Earned runs - Pittsburgh. 4. Lett on base
Philadelphia, q; Pittsburgh. I. Two-base
hit-Tierney. Home runs-Bigbee. Terney,
Cooeh. Sacrifice hit--Tierney. Stolen bas
Carey. Double pisys-Trsynor. ,Terney to
Grimm: Maranville TO Grimm. Base on
bsils-Of Meadows. ?; OF weimert, 4; OF
Morrison. 1. Struck ont-By Meadows. 2:
by Morrison. g. Hits-OR Meadows,
tsi at batl; OF weimert I in one inning.
wild piteh--weimert. Losing pitcher =
Meadows. Time, 1:4o. Uupires KLEIN
and Emalia.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Totals. SO IS 27 III Totals. 81 7H Q
'Batted for Davis In seventh inning.
tBatted for Ellerbe In eighth inning.
Slated for Koip in ninth inning.
Score hy inninos.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Totals IS IL 27 14l Totals 80 81
'Batted for Ward in seventh.
fBatted for Schmandt IN ninth.
Waited for =. Smith in ninth.
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Huns-McHenry VI. Bnrbare, Chrfsten-
bury ca. Ford. Gowdy. Errors-stock.
Nicholson. Two-base hit-McHenry. Three
hSse hfts-christenbury, Nixon Sacrifice
si,s-Nichoison. Miller. Stock. Double play
fAvan to Hornsby to FournierS Left on
bs-es-st. IouiS. q; Boston. = Bases ON
halls-of Pertics, 2 Hits--0f Pertica.
Q In innings; Barfoot. I'm 1 inning.
Struck out-By Pertica. 2; Miller. Q Los
Ing nitcher-Pertica- Umpires-McCormick
an sentsile-
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Totals. 33 Z "a Is Totals. q 0 q 1.
sBatted for Pertica in eighth.
tran for shotten in eighth.
Score by innings:
The Washington herald., 1922-06-08

Totals 80 n . Totals "a n II
'Bstted for Meadows In eighth,
Score innings:
Pittsburgh .. 71i 900 Isl
Philsdelphia ...... 900 90 90 90
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23

three teams played again and exac-
" the same thing was the result.
Normal defeated Academy, Academy
defeated College, College defeated
Normal. Who can answer the big
question WHY" or, How did IL all
come about anyway" These things
are not unknown occurrences in big
league baseball teams. also in uni
versity football and basketball.
Therefore. the final conclusion, with
the above data, can only be this
the ve.rnentioned teams evidently
have reached high degree Of per
lection. No doubt they are in the
class with Yale. Harvard and other
eastern colleges or universities.
II is unfair to mention the Normal
School basketball team without say
ing something about its leader. II Is
absolutely impossible to have any
thing under way without somebody at
the head Of the thing. A squad Of
soldiers must have a corporal, n COM
pany a commander. etc. II is very inn
portant for the success Of basket.
ball team for il to have live leader
or coach. This all important factor
was found in Prof. Gilligan. He has
spent much time and work with the
team, and we feel that his work has
not been in vain 4 basketball fan
could not help seeing the result Of
proper coaching when the team was
on the floor 1t would have been inn
possible for our team 10 have been
one of the "Triplets" without Prof
Gilligan as coach. Mr.. Wicker. the
captain. has contributed quite bit
to the development Of the team also
Two more of the Normalites are
"Profs" now, as Messrs. Otis Hop
per and Judge o. Squires, Of the Nor.
NAL School, have just finished their
practice teaching at the rural school
Both Of the lads look as il they had
been sick for some time. but the fact
of the matter is they could not cook
and had to 90 without food for
week
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
General College News
BEREA VS.. UNIVERSITY OF
KENTUCKY

On next Wednesday evening,
March %, Berea College debating
team will meet the University OF
Kentucky in the first intercollegiate
debate in the history Of Berea. For
many years the historical debate be-
tween Alpha Zeta and Phi Delta lit
erary societies has been the only
form of college debate we have had,
but Berea has grown and along with
this growth has come another soci-
ETY.. Kappa Sigma, so that II was
hard to arrange iutcrsociety debate
this year. and instead two intercol-
legiate contests were granted. one
with the University Of Kentucky and
one with Colby College, Maine.
Il is interesting to note that the
L. Of X. team is composed Of former
Berea men. "Chappee" Johnson,
Cotton" Fielder, and Clay Porter
are all well known Berea debaters.
These three men compose the first
team at the University. and will de-
bate. Harvard, Berea. and several
universities Even tho they are law
students and experienced debaters
the Berea team is going TO give them
a fight, and we have left it up to
W. O. Keller, Henry Johnson and
Byrd West to defend us. These men
are all exceptionally good speakers.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
Normal School

The basketball season has been one
Of unusual interest TO the Normal
School, and perhaps il has been Of
equal interest TO the other schools.
Those who have followed the various
inter-school games of the season per-
haps wonder just what kind of basket
ball has been played. The three
strongest teams Of the five are the
College, Academy, and Normal.
Early in the season the Normal team
defeated the Academy, then the Acad-
envy team defeated the College, but
the College in turn put the score over
the Normal boys. The fact that such
a thing happened was not so amazing
IL this had been the end Of il. The
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
VOW AND PERFORM THY vows

IL will study the language of gen
'leneSs and refuse TO use words that
lite and tones flat crush
81 will practice patience at home
lest my testy temper break thru ur-
expectedly and disgrace me.
IL will remember that my neigh
bors have troubles enough TO carry
without loading mine on them.
II will excuse others faults and
failures as often and fully as | ex-
pect others to he lenient with mine.
II will cure criticism with com
mendation, close up against gossip
and build healthy loves by service.
II will be a friend under trying
tests and wear everywhere a good
will face unchilled by aloofness.
81 will gloat over gains never, but
amass only to enrich others and so
gain a wealthy heart.
II will love boys and girls, so that
old age will not find me Sifr and
soured.
II will gladden. my nature by smil-
ing out loud on every fair occasion
and by outlooking enthusiastically.
81 will pray frequently. think good
things, believe men and do a full
days work without fear or favor"
Farm and Fireside
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
Y. VI. c. A. CONTINUES TO HELP
EX- SOLDIERS

The funds set aside by the Y. NJ.
c, A. for scholarships have been ex.
pended, but the National Council has
set aside an additional amount and
portioned it TO the various states for
ex-service men desiring CORES
pondence course in the Y. NJ. C. A.
Extension Schools.
Anyone interested is requested to
write to Geo. T. Anderson. State Ed
ucational Supervisor, 345 Association
Building. Louisville, Ky.
The courses are very popular and
applications are already being sent
in, and they are distributed on the
basis Of first come, first served, as
long as the funds last.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
POOR OLD DAD
Ry J. W. Dean. Cadillac Council. No
li3, Detroit

When speaking Of your friends so
dear
Don't forget your poor old dad
He works with brain and muscle
To make your spirits glad;
His feelings are as tender
And his heart is just as sad
As Mothers when she see your tears.
Why not remember Dad
When you are up against it
And everything looks blue,
Who writes you out a check
To pay the bills that's due?
And when you're looking for job
And want one mighty bad,
Who takes an interest in you then?
You bet it's poor old Dad.
So, when success is coming
Don't forget he's been your friend,
But try and make him happy
As old age brings on the end.
And a slight makes his life sad.
Success may not continue.
So remember poor old Dad.
Pleasure is of short duration
II your duty you should spurn;
And the world will turn a shoulder
II YOU hold him to score.
II kind deeds will make him happy
The results will make you glad;
So don't get it in your noodle
That you'll turn your back on Dad.
When new friends around you gather,
You may think them true as steel;
But when you're cold and hungry
Don't ask them for a meal.
You're not known in that condition,
Only of the good times you have
had
It's your father that meets the issue,
So stick TO your poor old Dad.
When old age on him is creeping
And his energies are gone,
Don't forget his little teachings
As thru life you go along.
Always think of him in kindness,
And the good times you have had,
Have a kind thought for your father,
Do what you can for poor Dad.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
THE DEATH OF THE FLOWER

There bloomed lovely flower
Out in a meadow fair
That sent delightful fragrance
Upon the balmy air.
One day there came a wanderer
Whose heart was full Of pride
And gazing DER the meadow
The little flower spied
With cruel hands he plucked II
To wear upon his coat
Where he alone could love it
And at its beauty gloat.
The flower grew so thirsty.
II missed the wat'ry sod,
II seemed so sad and lonely
Away from natures God.
The unregarding travler
Then threw it on the street
And soon twas ground TO atoms
BY many passing feet.
And he was none the better
For having worn the flower,
For he did not remember
It's beauty for an hour,
Then those who roamed the meadow
Where once the flower grew
Could not enjoy its sweetness
A. l.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23

Foundation boys have organized
for baseball with the following
named officers: Manager. c. p. Gil
bert; Captain. Shafter Davidson.
Grant Lee Literary society has or
ganized a glee club Dean Edwards
is drilling the boys.
Basketball game Saturday night
between a College team and Founda-
tion was victory for Foundation.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23
BASK ETBALL

The basketball season is officially
over. In most ways it has been
most successful season. There have
been few unsportsmanlike actions
on the part Of the spectators, but
each and every player has acted with
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-03-23

II was engaged 10 pretty girl, but
dyspepsia made me so grouchy that
she broke OF the engagement"
"That's the first time ! ever heard
Of any good coming from dyspepsia"
declared the Old Codger.