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-cR SALE Anticipated but
ter churnef which could Be
IL cesverteda into a nice ~
inss bank for the children II
overhauied BY an expert IN =
dry-cleanins1 saablishrnent.i VIII
sell very cheap owing to our
great nkins tor economical chill
dren. Address by radio only.
Mrs. Gozump. Wild Womsn's
Home. wildfire. N. J..
TED-A. self-starting
safety razor. One equipped with
a horn preferred. Must have at
lease s42 well-sharpened blades.
a couple of spare tires and owner
must be willing to take an aged
and kindly billy goat ~ part
payment in exchange. Would
prefer one that can be kept in a
safe without growing. N. Z p,
Box 50. Daily Scream. 49,
WILL SUBLET my beautiful
last winters darning needles.
one Of them II broken but could
be whitfield down by an expert
head-stone cutter and would make
"a handsome permanent tooth
pick. The other could be rented
to a playful baby Who could use
It to scratch the plans or tickle
grandpa In the ear lobes. WIN
lease them both for ~ pr month
or exchange them for two tame
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Of dead ones. Ulyssss Under
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! Not A Chance.

First Farmsrs .swhy doa't ysu
set rid OF that horss n hes =
viciouSS- Ss
Second Fas.nsrs wen. you
sea. I hate 70 sfvs IN. n I was
to sell that horse. he'd regard It
~ a>personal victory. He's bssn
tryin' for the last stx years -
sst rid % ma"
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"A Possibility.

Grand opera Wa included n
the program Of : recent enter.
tainmenf at Sing sing. I.
Although % fAr such ob3ection
has mot been made pubic. Il b
possible that one, OF two prison
ers may hava complainsd that
grand opera vas not TO comprise
part Of their ssntsnca.
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Medburyj,.
Says
BY John P. Medbury.

BY John p. Medbury.
W ANsAS seems TO DO having
moro cyclones than usual.
IA Thi, Ia the only. State In
the Union which raises every.
thing. including its citizens. y
TUE millonaires there travel
in sutonobiles. but the, poor
people nave to ride around on
tornadoes.
A CYCLONE is alright while
you keep going. but its not
% good when you get to. your
destination.
THE only trouble with. living in
Kansas is that you !, never
know when some Of your neigh
bors are going to drop in on you.
RUT they're very, informal out
there-they come in through
the roof or anything. :,
ONE guy dropped into his
> uncle's. house through tho sky
light. His uncle asked him. why
his brother didn't come with him.
He said brother missed the cy-
clone I caught. but he'll be here
on the next one" -
ToRNADoEs tear down every-
thing, SO nv always open
house In Kansas.
OFcourse you've always got
roof to sleep under but you
don't always know whore your
ropf is going TO be.
IN that stap they let the roof
blow wherever it wants to and
then build tho house under 1t.
A HOME there is about as per-
rnanent as the average wife.
A FAMILY in that country
never thinks Of hiring NOV
ing van. They just take, their
furniture out on the sidewalk and
and wait for the next cyclone. %
0F course It blows your furni-
= ture All over Kansas but you,
should worry; It probably isn't
paid for anyway.
yoU wouldn't think It was a
beautiful country. but many
a tourist who visited there has
been taken. OF hiss feet '7"'
.-- -'e| -H.h
OF course people can'aSescape
'haee cyclones BY hiding IN
the GeilsrsNPeople IN other states
do the same thing tor'get away
from collectors. @us
SO - -, ~l-,A i~f5f tt- s..l.
FoLk7 in Kansas are. very
chest yssand blow about their
town, In fact they blow all over
the town 'k- -; S;. = .. ss'rs.-
TTs- nothing toslook out. Of your
window INF the morning and
see -asfcouple of clerks riding to
work on a cyclone. .. .sr
TUE -only trouble is you ,have
to wait for a cyclone which
IL going In, your direction.
CYCLONES pick you up easy
and they'd be alright II they'd
only let you. down the same way.
Copyright, 1922, by King Features
Syndicate. Incl NJ
The Washington times., 1922-12-16
Weddine Bells.

MinistAr--Mr. Hsnpeck. WY
don't yen 'svsr bring your wtfs to
churchf
Henp>ck--r took her thsrs saes
and spent ths rest lof my life re-
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me Begt Ever.

Walket--He made TIE bsst
after-dihney speech I ~ hsas1
WilkinsDn-WhAt "a ne sayf
waiter. savs sne ~ ehsckf
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Q.-what is the quickest way
of getting acquainted With =
young lady at the next tabief Y
A.-Drop a silver dollar under
her 6haliy@af 2 l1s. seA ~
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c.sshcu uld food be eaten quick.
Iy or slv WY? ..tg .sr
A.~-Eoa slowly II you have in
digesiior and quickly'if you have:
TO catch a .trains = :.
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Watch Outi

] wish ! was wrist-wAtch y
Upon my iady's hand; : a, =
For then she'd never ~ me stop.
Nv. wouldn't that bs grAAai.
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,Q.--Is It good form to crack
wafnuts by biting themY
A-Depends on whether you
have false teeth or not.
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Mnsky willie, the Nanderer.,
threw 8cwn torn sheet from a
motor pa blieation With = gesture
Of eoute npt. II sses'' he OBJ
served, that a ,feiler ~ boastin'
how he gifts twensy-fivs miles
outuVa gallon. HUH went from
from Weilla Wallis to Savannah
on half ~ pintIc !. tss.s>, r
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!. ETIQUETTE
BY Les C0nklin.

N-Should a.. woman wear
" her hat to. dinperf 4,
W.. A:-Yes. II keeps her
hair from falling into the, soup.
Q.-What should a person do
after droppins q fork on. the
floor?
A.EBite his tongue and try to
keep from swearing. ~
o.-,What should you do after
upsettihg your tumbier at ain
ner7
A.-Talk as fast as you can 20
nobody will notice It.
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Keeping, Her. ,Heod.

keepingl her. Head. y M
ia like 4 e-bs- . hair net ~.
Upon my lady's donss W, N
For instead Of giving mo ths eats
She's hays 70 take me ;hezns.
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CYCLONES pick you up easy
and they'd be alright IL they'd
only let you. down the same way.
Copyright, 1929, by King Features
Syndicate. Incl
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

A HOME there is about as per-
rnanent as the average wife:
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

Disarmament viii never become
a reality until people stop carrying
their umbrellas with the point
sticking out behind.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

When a man proposes to girl
wearing galoshes, she can be pret.
ty certain that he's In love with
her.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

A FAMILY in that country
never thinks of hiring a NOV
ing van. They just take. their
furniture out on the sidewalk and
and wait for the next cyclone. .
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TUE -only trouble il you have
to wait for a cyclone which
IL going In, your direction.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

A,man's wife can make him for.
get q great. many troublss-that
a bachelor never has.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

IN that state they let the roof
blow wherever It wants to and
then build tho house under 1t.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

Every once in a while. We msst
someone who. reminds us Of what
you can do with peanuts.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

The silk stocking was invented
in the sixteenth century. but it,
entire possibilities were not real
lied until the twentieth.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

0F course It blows your furni-
Z ture all over Kansas but you.
should worry; It probably isn't
paid for anyway. :
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

What's in a name7 Shoestring
potatoes are just a. fattening ~
any other kind.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

When mans stenogra1her
tries to become his confidential
secretary. then's the time to fire
her.
The Washington times., 1922-12-16

Science has perfected the un.
breakable phonosraph record
which Il certainly discouraging.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
TAILORS GATHER
FROM OVER NATION
Forty-Second Annual Conven.
ton, Opening Today, Draws
200 to 800 to the City.

With a get Together smoker last
night at the Washington. the sec
cnd annual convention of the Mer-
chant Tailor Designers Association
got under way. When the reGistra-
ton booth at the hotel closed last
night more than zoo delegates, rep
resenting the principal cities in this
country and Canada. had registered.
and il is expected that by the time
tie first formal session opens this
afternoon more than 800 will be
present.
Entertainment provided by ]. G.
Wineman. chairman of the enter
tainment committee. and p. J. Foley.
chairman of the committee on ar
rangements. occupied the attention
OF the delegates. On the program
were Camille Little. Earle Car
bauEh. Mrs. David Kincheloe, Mrs.
Ethel Holtzclaw, Edwin Callow and
Arthur Pierce.
Commissioner Keller will well
come the delegates to Washington
today Walter C Foster, of Chi
cagO. will deliver his report as
president. and committees will be
appointed. William Mather Lewis.
secretary of the Chamber of Com
merce of the United States. will de-
liver an address on business condi-
lions. The first of the practical
work sessions will be held this aft
ernoon, and several experts will
discuss various phases of tailoring
Tonight the grand ball of the con-
yention will be held in the rose
re ON of the Washington.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24

Harold Powell California. chairman.
Agricultural research ard educa-
tion-o. e. Bradfute. Ohio. chair
man. -.
A national forest poiicy-Glfforc
Pinchot, Pennsylvania. chairman.
national land poiicics-R. A.
Pearson. Iowa, chaimrn.
Farm population ana farm home
IS. J. Lowell. New York. chairman.
Generalization of State and Fed
eral legislation--E. S. Brigham.
Vermont. chairman
Praises Agricultural BIec.
John II. Hagan. of Deering, IN
OAK, in his address urged farmers
to support the agricultural bloc in
Congress as their greatest bepefac-
tor 49, =. s'f.,s'
The present, system Of distribu.
tion," he faid., must be shortened
and ,cheapened. The Federal, gov
eminent must reach out to save
the farmers. and other business in
dustries must either extend credit
so that farmers cooperative enter
prises may extend near to. IL not
to, the consumer. Otherwise the
government must take over the dis
tribution of grain centers.' stock
yards, transportation. ETC.. or in
dustry will die of stagnation."
Mr.. Hagan favored restoration OF
the United States Grain Corpora
ton. fixing a minimum price on
agricultural products. especially
wheat, which. he said. should be
at least $3.50 per busnel.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
Rites for Miss White
VIII Be Held Tomorrow

a ?
|. Funeral services for Miss Sarah
Eskridge White. former principal
of the Gales School. who died
yesterday at the home Of her sis
ter. Mrs. Henry L. West. 1858
Connecticut avenue. will be held
tomorrow at the Calvary Baptist
Church at 4 O'Clock. The body
then will be taken to Norfolk. and
thence to Portsmouth, Va, for in
terment. -,
Miss White began teaching in
1879 and retired because of illness
last August. She had been prin!
cipal of the Gales School for eight
years. Realizing her death was
Imminent. Miss White selected. her
own ballbearers, who are William
w. Everett, Perry b. Turpin.
Selden NJ. Ely, Miles NJ. Shand,
II. II. Kimball and n. S. Faucet.
Many school officials and as
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24

port. I work in . tailor shop and that
line Of work has been very slack this
year and / am home part Of the time.
] do not like to take any chances,
90 / consulted my friends, and one
lady said, Take Lydia Pinkham's
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medicine for women's ailments and
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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
WOMEN OBTAIN
500 ON FUND

Funds for the new clubhouse of
the General Federation of wom-
ems clubs, at 1884. N street north
west, were subscribed at a meet
ing of the District Federation at
the Hadleigh Hotel yesterday.
OF the $1,000 the local organiza-
tion plans to raise. $500 was i'm
mediately donated. and $4,000 was
loaned thelT national federation.
The house costs $4,000. :
The federation heartily Endorsed
the bill for appropriating funds
for school for feeble minded
children, now pending before both
HousesS:of Congrcss.-an and a meas
ure compelling milk dealers TO
handle tuberculin tested products
and obtain new licenses each
month.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
!oseah r. Slinosby,
Masonic Leader, Dead

idoseph T. slingsby. past presi-
dent Of the National League Of
Masonic clubs. died at his home In
Rutherford. N: j.. Sunday. it. was
learned here last night by Lynn
IL. Troutman, president OF the
League of Masonic clubs.
? Mr.. Slingsby presided at the
meeting of the Masonic clubs here
last May. Telegrams Of SYM
pathy and a floral tribute were
sent last night by the Natton,I
League of Masonic clubs The
funeral will be held at the Ruth
erford Masonic Temple tomorrow
at o'clock.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24

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The larger size Is the more economical
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for q serious trou-
|ble. / had tried
do ctors and all
said the samoan
operation. Atfrst
q only felt the
pain on my left
side, but later I
seemed to feel it
on both sides. I
lam a power sew
|ing-machine oper-
|ator and have q
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Common Sense
About Eczema
and Eruptions!
Here's Something About S. SIS.
That You'll Be Glad to Hear,

You might just as well know II right
how,-the cause Of skin eruptiona,
pimples, biackheads, boils and so on.
is right in the blood. There is no get
ting away from it Science has proved
it. We prove 1t. You can prove II.
When the cause OF skin troubles and
sruptions Is in the blood, II isn't COM
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
West End Association
Considers School Issues

The West End Citizens Associa-
ton met I'm Concordia Church Hall.
Tventieth,and G streets northwest.
last night A communication was
read from. Dr. Frank w. Bailou.
superintendent OF public schools.
asking action by the association
on the lCapper bill for compulsory
school attendance. and the Capper-
Focht bill providing for free text
books Tor high school pupils.
A. G. Goodwin. representing the
Y. NJ. c. A.. spoke on Thrift Week.
John ]. Craven. James Mcdonald
and A. Van SAINT were elected
members Of the association.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
Bunion So Bad
That Doctor Wanted
to Cut Down Bone
Fairyfeot Ends II Without
Operation.

Doctor said he would have
TO cut down bone" says Mrs.
Alletha Meyers. But Fairyfoot
removed bunion and ! escaped
the knife"
Fairyfoot stops the pain at
once! Takes out the inflamma-
ton and literally melts away
the bunion formation. Feet re-
turn to normal size and shape.
Delightful comfort even in tight
shoes. Get Fairyfoot today.
We guarantee and sell il on
free trial.
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Works FOR CHILD
MUST KEEP We'll
Mothersin a Like Situation
Should Read This Letter
from Mrs. Enrico

Chicago, Illinois. ct took Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
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sociates and former pupils are ex-
pected TO attend the funeral.
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For Colds. Grin or Influenza
and as Preventive. take Ia Na-
tive BRoMo oUININE Tablets;
The genuine bears the signature OF
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Mail. Orders

Promptly VIC fill and ship mail
orders, giving you a service Of
which you will be highly pleased
don't pay high prices-ordcr
from Peoples by mail and save.
We pay postage on orders OF
more than $500, except such
bulky goods as mineral waters.
etc. Address orders 90 Mail Or
der Dept, so7 18th St. y. w.
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Local Authority Preserved

1T should be made clear that No
part Of the maritime province is
under Japan's military occupation
Japanese troops are still stationed
In the southern portion of that
province. but they have not set nm
any civil or military administra-
tion to displace local authorities
Their activity is confined to meas
ures of self-protection against the
menace to their own safety and In
tSe safety of their country and ma
tionals. They are not in occuna-
tion of those districts any more
than American or other allied troons
could be said to have been in occu-
patton Of the places in which ,aey
were formerly stationed
THE Japanese government is anx-
'Ious to see an orderly and stable
authority speedily re-estabIished in
Yshe Far Eastern possessions OF
Russia. 1t was in this spirit that
they manifested a keen interest in
the patriotic but Inflated struggle
OF Admiral Kolchak. They have
blown their readiness to lend their
rood offices for prompting the rec
bnciliation of various political
zroups in Eastern Siberia. But
hey have carefully refrained from
supporting one faction against. an-
kther. 1t will be recalled, for III
ttance, that they withheld all as
istance from Gen. Rozanow against
he revolutionary movements which
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-01-24
JAPAN REFUSES
TO EVACUATE
RUSS TERRITORY
Troops Will Remain UK
til Troubles Are Com
posed, Farley Told.
ceuimued from Page One.

COntHheu from FuVC OHe-
The Ne therla nds, Jonkheer
Beelaerts van Blokland.
Portugal, Capt. Vasconcellos.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-30

committed in one afternoon by South arn league pitchers in the same game. Winn got one out of his system and Red Bates did. too.
 Achingcr Looks Good.
 Achinger, the new Baron short- stop, made his debut; two hits and a good impression before the local fans. He was as quick in the field as Andy Gump's wit. and brought four thousand perfectly audible "ahs-s-s" from the stands by an un- believable stop in the ninth frame. which went for hit. but which was labeled two bags, but for this stop.
 The numerous Vol scoring was confined to one inning-the sixth. They scored all of one tally in that frame on three consecutive singles by kestler, Winn and Emery after two men were out.
 Bnrons Score in First.
 Dunn's Demons scored four to start the game. With one gone. Stewart and Harper singled and pulled a double steal of second and third. Taylor skied out to left, but Neun brought 'em in with a single to left. Achinger was hit by pitched ball and Silva brought Neun home with a blow to center. Achinger taking third. The new shortstop and Silva tnen directed a e-SCledl, the former coming home with the fourth tally of the frame. In the third they ran the total to five when Neun walked. took second on Achinger's infield hit. third on gSa1va's single and came home on Robertsou's sacrifice fly.
 Arguments and Scores
 Still another in the fourth when 1t looked like. Winn and We're would have a battle to the death. by throw ing balls at each other. With one down Stewart bunted and Vim picked up the ball 20 feet from We're and chunked 1t with all his might to first Stewart was safs. He stole second. and then after liar per had grounded out, We're took the ball and threw through the pitch CTS box and into left field, Stewart coming home.
 Three more scores in the sixth hy vitrue of singles by. Bates, Clarke and Stewart steal of third by Stuffy and a baik by Vim.
 The Barons polished off the after noon with a couple in the seventh, and called 1t a day. Singles by Neun. Achinger and Silva 6 stolen base by the latter and chunk into left field by Nashville's new catcher did the work.
 Stewart and Silva led the swatting for the Barons. Silva getting three safeties out of four times up and Stewart three out of five
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-30
By HENRY VANCE

The name of the Nashville pitcher --winn--seemed a misnomer Satur- day afternoon.
 Or maybe. as !. B. c. aptly ut 1t. he has q single initial of U. Vim. In that case the monicker fits him to a fine italic T.
 The Barons hit MT. Winn in the final game of the series with every thing except the left hind leg of the auroraborealis, and they were get ting ready to swing that down on his dome in the late afternoon when the ninth inning brought the allgede ball game to close.
 MT. Dunn's athletes beat the Vols 11-1 in the weak. weekend struggle and could have made their end of the score a cigarettish hue-111-if they had so desired.
 Bates Holds Vols
 Red Bates. pitching for the Barons. had everything in the world. except a stroke of apoplexy. and the Doylies hoped against hope thEt he would be the recipient of even that malady before the contest was over.
 Due to the absence of Catcher Ritohie from the lineup on account of injuries, Kest1er, a city leaguer from Nashville. clowned the show. If Kestler is catcher. the late An drew Carnegie should have been buried in the potter's field.
 Kestler made only mind-pegs to the bases druing the afternoon of humidity, and the Barons stole eight bases. They effected two double steals druing the first inning, one of these resulting in steal of home. Silva, who Is leading the league in that repect, got two. Stuffy Stewart. who is runner-up. got four.
 Krehmyer Suspended
 Aside from the catching depart ment, the Vols were further weak ened. Dutch Krehmyer let his tenn per and Larry Doyle get the best of him in Fridays game. Larry and Dutch came to blows and grips in the dugout. Krehmyer drew an IT. day suspension and was fined 50 vl,lcans. This caused Chick Knaupp to be switched to short and the manager attempted to look after second.
 In the seventh inning, Umps Bill Brennan assayed little comedy all of his own and threw in, the towel to save Nashville from further pun tshmert. Bills act drew 4,000 laughs from the stands and a countenance full of scowl from the peeved Mir. Doyle.
 It would take . Burroughs born twins to give in detail an account of the numerous runs, hits, pebbles. bones, epithets, balks and the like. Of the latter It may truthfully be said that 1t was the only time in many moons that two balks were