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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
COULD NOT, HIT "A
LICK FOR MONTHS
Petersburg Resident Says She Had
About Lost Hope Of Getting Bet
ter--Now Well and Happy.

"Tanlac has been such blessing to
me I can't help singing its praises"
said Mrs. T. ]. archer, highly esteemed
resident of 1147 Shepard ST., Peters
burg, Va.
II had indigestion so bad couldn't
eat thing without being in misery for
hours, and the pain around my heart
caused by the gas seemed all / could
stand. 1 constantly had headaches
and awful spells of dizziness Then
to make matters worse rheumatism
in my arms, shoulders and knees al
most drove me to distraction, and for
three months I couldn't do a stroke of
work.
II had just about decided it was no
use to take any more medicine when
my husband brought me bottle of
Taniac. Now 1 never have touch
Of indigestion. Headaches and dizzy
spells are a thing Of the past, and
rheumatism has left me entirely. I
never have known medicine to equal
Tanlac."
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

On the Farm.

Once the farmer swathed his wheat
with the cradle and raked and bound
1t by hand. Then the horse-drawn
reaper appeared, then the Mccormick
binder, and finally the great mechan-
ical tractors Of the present, each Of
which haul two binders. Once, also,
the antiquated fail "resounded from
morning to night" on the best of the
farms. Then horses were used to
tread on the straw, and then came the
treadmill thresher, the last of which
went out some fifteen years ago. To-
day tractor threshers do the work.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
= NATIONAL TRAIT

''At any rate, the high cost of liv-
ing is no problem in the South Sea
Islands,"
ut would be, If se-er thousand
average Americans were suddenly
transported to those islands and
forced to live there"
"What do you mean"
''It wouldn't be six months before
somebody would corner the coc0nut
market"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Started Early.

''You say Meddling is born re-
former?"
"Just that"
"What do you mean by born re-
former?"
II have it on the authority Of his
grandmother that when he was five
years old, he started a campaign in
his neighborhood to abolish Mother
Goose"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
What He Wanted.

A man entered the office of a lawyer
at Mcpherson, KAN, and inquired:
'.Ees das bane lawyers placer"
"Yes, my friend. What can do for
your"
SAY tank ay want some papers
made. Ay buy me farm from .Nels
Petersen, and Ay tank Ay want a
mortgage"
IF you have bought farm, what
you want is warranty deed, not a
mortgage"
"No, Ay tank not. Ay buy me farm
in Dakoty. and take deed, but purity
soon long come man with mortgage.
and he take farm. This time Ay tank
Ay take mortgage" Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
The Noes Have It.

His addresses having been declined
by young lady, he paid court to her
sister,.
"How much you resemble your sis
ter" said he, the evening of his first
call. you have the same hair. the
same forehead, and the same eyes"
"And the same noes (" added the girl
quickly.-London Telegraph.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
What Is BAD Luck2

"Oh. just bust lookin' glass. I'm
going to have seven years bad luck"
II don't believe that. cause friend
of mine bust one an she never had
no seven years bad luck. 1t was only
three days later she was killed in an
explosion-so wouldn't worry about
it."-Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Warninu!

AS a motorist, we desire to voice the
Indignation of all other motorists, and
to say that if these pedestrians don't
quit walking into our cars and bend
ing the bumpers all up, Wen start
national movement to make it misde-
meanor to cross the street.
Personally, we haven't hit anyone
yet, but we feel it coming on.-Rich-
mond Times-Dispatch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
In Days of Yore.

The girl who leveled a hairbrush
at burglar and kept him standing
with his hands up until the police ar
rived didn't cry after it was all over.
'yGet some people think it necessary
to pass laws for the purpose Of maxi
ing woman mans equal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Impossible.

"John," exclaimed the nervous wom-
an, there's a burglar trying to get
into the fiat"
"Pll get up and give him the fight
Of his life"
"Aren't you afraid?"
"Not a bit. Any burglar who
thinks this fiat can hold all three of
us must be little bit of fellow"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
The cutieura Toilet Trio.

Having cleared your skin keep it clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The Soap toacleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per-
fume. No toilet table is complete
without em.-Advertisement
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Careful Calculation.

81 understand you have been offered
large salary to go into motion pic
lures"
II have" replied Senator Sorghum.
But I'm not going. like to keep up
with my surroundings and large as
the offer seems to be 1t wouldn't be
enough to enable me to keep the mo
ton picture social pacesn
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Smart Child.

Small Girl Continuing argument as
to bedtime)-But, mummy, how do you
know the birds have gone to sleep?
Mother-Well, expect they have.
Small Girl-Well, don't. ! blieve
the mummy bird has just gone into the
nest and has hung up her wings and
is reading to the eggs.-Punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
ReIaxed Now and Then.

snow they say that Puritans were
hard drinkers"
81 never thought those old boys
were as austere as tradition Las tried
to make out"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
$. Putnam Fadeess Dyes a To-! e
Usually So.

"Whom does the baby resemble?"
eff am correctly informed, he gets
his beautiful eyes from my wife's fam
lily and his weak chin from mine."-
Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Conservative.

"These European papers are not so
enterprising as ours.">
you're right. l doubt if anybody
got out an extra when America was
discovered"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
A Tribute

$50 you played in Plunkville last
night?"
EYES,"
II hear they threw eggs instead Of
flowers"
Eggs are more valuable than roses"
retorted Yorick Hamm.-Louisville
COurier-JOurnal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Effective.

Neames-What do you want to send
alarm clocks to savages in Uganda
for?
Rudler-To help them to fight
against sleeping sickness ANSWERS
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
An Altruist.

She-You know you would be just
as happy if you didn't kiss me.
He-But do you suppose l am self,
ish enough to think only of myself?
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Perhaps.

Maybe the reason so many women
insist upon eating things that dis
agree with them is because they love
an argument so.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
NOTHING Else Afoot.

Post-New York is overcrowded
with motors.
Parker-Yes, there's nothing afoct
but plans for relief.-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
The BID Difference.

"There's vast difference in chill
dren."
"That's true. The other fellows are
always so much easier to bring up
than your own"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
SAVE SHOES and STOCKINGS

They will last twice as long II you Shake
into Your Shoes ALIENS FOOT=EASE,
the powder for the feet. 1t takes the fric-
ton from the shoe and gives quick relief to
Corns Bunions Callouses sore. aching. swol-
len, tender feet Shake Aliens Foot=Ease
into your shoes and enjoy the bliss of feet
without an Observation-Disclosures.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

DR.. Peery's Dead Shot" is powerful but
safe rs years OF success has proved 1t.
with one single dose. Worms or Tapeworm
can be expelled from the system, and no
castor oil or other purgative should be used
in addition. Money back If not satished.-
Advertisement. ~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
DISTRIBUTORS,
AGENTS WANTED

Every city to establish headquarters for
True Fruit havors. selling to home. per-
sonally. thru agents. premium workers; the
trade thru statesmen. $5.000-$l0.000 year
opportunity. Selling kits, gold, silver pre-
miums, signs: displays for trade furnished
$50 to $1,000 capital builds permanent, re-
peat order business HAAG & HAAG, INC,
ROCHESTER,. NEW YORK,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.

Many man resembles mule when
1t comes to putting his best foot for
ward.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Polite Destination.

Old Human Natures ways are strange
In time of stress or storm.
And every time he wants change
lie calls 1t a reform.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Feather GIuttons.

Ransom Kennicott, chief forester in
the Illinois forest preserve district.
says that robins eat more than other
birds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Results the Same.

"Jones means WELL"
"Yes, but he lives beyond his
means."-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
All Clear Now.

Money is the root of all evil" That
is the reason we all try to dig it up
Columbia Jester.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Self-Protection

"Why did you brag so on Fred's rot
ten home-brew?" II had to-; gave
him the recipe !"-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

One of the hardest things In the
world to do is nothing.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
NOT AT THAT PRICE

Teacher-With steak at As cents
a pound what would four pounds and
a half cost?
Johnny-They wouldn't come to
our house.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

Content lodges oftener in cottages
than palaces.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

Tomorrow is the first day in the
FOOLS calendar.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16

Of Course, UninIentional.
Joe-Sweets to the sweet?
Sephine-Oh. than.i you; may pass
YOU the nuts Goblin.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-06-16
Imnortant to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that 1t
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
DEPUTY FACTA FORMS
NEW ITALIAN CABINET
CB1 The Assnclnted rress.l

Rome, Feb. 25 (by the Associa-
ted Press) Deputy Facta has
formed n new cabinet, q task as
signed to him Thursday after King
Emmanuel had been unsuccessful
in his search for a leader willing to
undertake the difficult assignment
As officially announced the minis
try will be constituted as follows:
Premier and minister Of interior
and interim minister of liberated
provinces-Luiga Facta.
Minister of foreign affairs-Slg-
nor S. Chanzer.
Minister of the navy-Roberto
De Vito.
Minister Of war--signor Amen
dola.
Minister Of justice--Luigi Rossi.
Minister of the treasury--Ca-
milo Peano.
Minister of industry-Teofilo
Rossi.
Minister of public works-signor
Riccio.
Minister of labor-signor Dello
Sbarba.
Minister of posts-signor Di
Cesaro.
Minister of Observation-Disclosures
Anile.
Minister of agriculture-Giovan-
nj Bertini.
Minister of finance-Signor Ber-
tone.
Minister of the colonles-Signor
Di Scalea.
The new cabinet Is a coalition of
all the constitutional groups, eX-
cept the nationalist and fascist.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
ROMA 8 Gas BAG
WAS NOT FILLED
WITNESS States

Norfolk, va, Feb 25.-After
hearing the testimony C., seven
witnesses, including four survivors,
an army board of inquiry named to
investigate the wreck of the air
ship Roma at the Hampton Roads
army base Tuesday, adjourned late
today. Taking of testimony will
be resumed Monday.
Testimony tending to show that
the Roma's gas bag forward was
not completely filled when the big
airship took her death dive was
given by Walter Sims, connected
with the firm of c. w. Grandy and
company.
Major Reardon, one of the sur
visors, said the ship was not on
fire while in the air, but ignited
latter it fell across n big electric
wire at the army supply base
A. r. Sims in his testimony said:
Gust before the Roma started
on her final nose dive she seemed
to buckle up close to the bow, ap-
parently bringing the nose of the
ship from left to right.
at looked to me that there was
tdead weight in the bow The nose
of the ship sagged, leaving me with
the impression that there was no
gas In that part of the ship. She
appeared to lose her buoyancy.
III was at number six warehouse
when I saw the Roma sailing over
the base. The box kite, or tail
gear, was apparently out of position
land 1t attracted my attention. !
heard the engines stop and then the
ship began to drop"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
ARMS CONFERENCE PUT
NAVY LEAGUE OUT OF
BUSINESS, DECLARES

San Francisco, Calf, Feb. 20
President Harding's invitation to
the nations to take part in the
Washington arms conference prac-
tically put the Navy League of the
United States out of business, was
the assoI ton OF Ro} ert NJ. Thomp-
son, of Santa Barbara, president
of the league, who arrived here on
business today.
"There is no longer any reason
for the existence Of the navy
league" he said. "Nor will there
be, as long as the treaties recently
signed in Washington remain in
effect.
"All possible causes Of friction
between the United States and ia
pan were removed by the four
power treaty and there never will
be any more talk of q war between
the two countries" he continued
Japan showed a great breadth Of
mind and q wonderful forbearance
in adopting a policy Of armament
limitations"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
DEPUTY SHERIFF IS
INDICTED FOR MURDER

Texarkana, Ark, Feb. 25.-
Deputy Sheriff j. r. Jordan was
arrested today following his in
dictment for murder by the Bowie
county grand jury in connection
with the killing of p. Norman, &
negro, who was found shot to
death two and one half miles
from TeXarkana, Feb. IL.
Jordan voluntarily surrendered
when he heard that warrant
for his arrest had been issued.
He was later released under S3,-
600 bond. On February II, Jordan
had gone to Ashdown, Ark, to
bring Norman to Texarkana. That
night Jordan reported to Sheriff
G. A. Richardson and District At
torney c. A. Wheeler that mask
ed men had intercepted him near
Spring Lake Park and had taken
the negro from him. Search for
the alleged masked men and
their prisoner was Immediately
begun but was abandoned. Early
the next morning Norman's body
containing four bullet wounds,
was found on the country road.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
OFFICERS ARE
NAMED FOR THE
EASTERN STAR
Annual Banquet Attended BY
More Than 800 State
Delegates Concludes Two
Day Conference Here.

The two-day conference of
grand chapter of New Mexico
order Of the Eastern Star closed
here last night with a banquet at
Masonic temple. More than 800
attended the annual function.
Officers elected are: Grand ma
tron, Mrs. Margaret Hands. of
Tucumcari; grand patron, Forrest
Fielder, of Deming; grand asso-
ciate matron, Mrs. Irene Potter,
of Albuquerque; grand associate
patron, r. V. Ware, of Las Cruces;
grand secretary, Mrs. NJ. P. Stew
ems, of Ration; grand treasurer,
Mrs. Grace White, of Albuquer-
que: grand conductress, Mrs. b.
Ralth, OF San Marcial; grand as
sociate conductress, Mrs. Anna
Chase, of Lordsburg.
The appointive officers are;
Grand marshal Mrs. L, Becker,
of Belen; grand chaplain, Mrs, E..
Il. Lusk, of Roswell; grand organ
list, Mrs. Grace George, Of Tu-
cumcari; grand Adah, Mrs. Jes-
sic Stephenson, of Portales; grand
Ruth, Mrs. Cornelia Boppenmey-
or. of Clovis; grand Esther, Mrs
r. u, Twitchell, of Santa Fe;
grand Martha, Mrs. Phyllis Cloth
Ter, of Springer; grand Electra,
Mrs. Brown, of Georgetown;
grand warder, Mrs. Bertha Don
aldson, of CarizoZo; grand senti-
mel, Mrs. Thaxton.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
OIL. FIELD NEWS

The writer has just gotten back
from a trip to Vaughn, and local
business men are confident that
the Mesa Leon people will have oil
on top of the ground from the
Northcut we'll in sixty days.
Drilling now around $50 feet Be-
ginning Monday shares will adj
vance to $500, and will soon be
500 each. This is also a sure
shot of'4 for l in less than GO days,
Acreage is also advancing in price
and even small investment In
either acreage or units will make
you some quick money. The world
does not owe you a living. But 1t
owes you a chance to make a liV-
ing And this is your chance. Buy
q few shares. Buy little acreage,
as this thing could make you rich
in a very short time. The men
who make lots of money are the
men who are not afraid to try.
Call on IL. G. Powell, III South
Fourth street. Albuquerque Agent
Mesa Leon OIL Trust. Home Of
flee, East Vaughn, N. NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
Will Radiunl at Last
Open the Door OF
the Great Unknown?

II you are sick and want to Get Wen
and Keep Well, write for literature that
Itells How and why this almost unknown
and wonderful new element brings re-
lief to so many sufferers from Constipa
ton. Rheumatism, Sciatlca, Gout, Neu
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High Blood Pressure and diseases OF the
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and other ailments. You wear DegneN :
Radio Active Solar Pad day and night,
receiving the Radioactive Rays continu-
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circulation, overcoming suggishness
throwing off impurities and restoring the
tissues and nerves to normal condition
land the next thing you know you are
getting well.
Sold on a test proposition. You are
thoroughly satisfied 1t is helping you b"-
fore the appliance is yours. Nothing 10
do but wear 1t. No trouble or expense,
and the most wonderful fact about the
appliance is that It is sold so reasonable
II at 1t is within the reach Of all, both
rich and poor.
M matter how bad your ailment, or
how long standing, we will be pleased
tn have you try It at our risk. For full
information write today--not tomorrow.
Radium Appliance Co., S4S Bradbury
BLDG. Les Angeles. Calf.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
CUTTER SEIZES
BRITISH VESSEL
AS RUM RUNE R
Cargo Is Said to Consist
of More Than 1000
Cases of Liquor, Con-
signed for N. Y. Delivery
tpy The Assoelated press.

Portsmouth, Va, Feb. 25.-The
motor schooner Emerald of Dig
by, Nova Scotia, flying the British
flag was seized by the coast guard
cutter Manning nine miles SOUTH
east OF Cape Charfes lighthouse
late today as a rum runner. Her
cargo, it is alleged, consisted of
more than one thousand cases of
liquor for New York delivery. This
together with the ships papers
were seized and the captain, John
Allen Williams, with his entire
crew, were taken into custody
pending an examination before
the United States commissioner
here Monday.
The Emerald was said to have
been seized when fleeing from
Virginia waters after having been
sighted by Captain Scott of the
cutter Manning. She had attempt
ed, 1t was added, to make her
way to an unfrequented channel
and thence proceed up Chesapeake
Bay and to New York by an in
side route.
The Manning chased her to sea
and, coming up, boarded her. She
was found to be seven days out
of Nassau, according to her pa
pers. purported to be bound for
St Pierre.
The schooner's inward for
eign manifest" it was said, was
made up on a United States treas
ury department form and showed
that she carried 1923 cases of
liquor, most of which was in
casks. Because she was so far
from her course and because of
other indications, Captain Scott
said he was led to believe "that
she intended landing her cargo on
the coast of the United States"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
300 OIL REFINERIES
OPERATING IN u. S.
FIRST DAY OF YEAR
By The Associated Press J

IA washington, Feb. 25.-There
were operating in the United States
on the first day of this year 303 pc
troleum refineries with a total
daily indicated capacity Of 1,736,o,
( 725 barrels as compared with $40
operating plants having a daily In
dictated capacity of 1,714,SS5 bar
rels on January 1, 1921, according
to statistics compiled by bureau OF
mines experts.
The figures showed the plants
were operating on a basis of 50
per cent of their indicated capacity
last January /, as compared to "a
per cent for the same date last
year.
Taking the geological survey re-
ports estimating production OF
crude oil in the United States Tor
k1921 as 469,639,00 barrels, and the
stotal consumption of domestic ana
petroleums for the year
fas 525,407,000 barrels, the report
kobserved that the indicated average
scapacity of the refineries in opera.
tion in the United States as OF
January exceeds the daily average
of imported and domestic con-
sumed by approximately oVV'VVo
barrels. No account is taken, 1t
was explained, of the many inoper-
alive refineries in the country at
present.
Figures concerning gasoline
showed a total production in 1921
of 5,153,549,S1S gallons, or daily
average of 14,119,31:, as compared
with a total production of 1851
857,097 gallons in 1919 at the daily
rate of 10,S43,444. Domestic con-
sumption or gasoline for 1921 ex-
ceeded 1920 by 260,O00,O00 gallons
and 1919 By 1,0S1 100000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
NEW MEXICO CENTRAL
REQUESTS PERMISSION
TO CUT FREIGHT RATES
tspecIai Correspondence to lne journal.


Santa E'c, Feb. 25.-Authority to
make q 81 per cent reduction in
freight rates has been requested by
the New Mexico Central railroad Of
the state corporation commission.
The company has asked to make
this reduction on account of trunk
line competition, hoping through
the reduJt ton to regain traffic that
the trunk lines are now securing.
This will be made as an experiment,
to remain in effect ninety days, I'M
less sooner cancelled. 1t will put
rates back on about the same level
prevailing when a 35 per cent in
crease was put into eject under
authority of an order Of the inter
state commerce commission.
The rates to be affected are
those applying from Santa Fe to
stations on the line, with the ex-
ception OF fourth-class shipments
to Willard.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-26
DYNAMITE BLAST
RESULT Of PLOT
SURVEY REVEALS
Thirty Tons of Explosive
Goes Off and Rocks the
Entire Section of Illinois;
One Man Hurt.

Chicago, Feb. 25.-The explosion
OF thirty tons of dynamite Friday
night at McCook, ILL.,, which rocked
the entire northern section of Hi
nois, was the result of a plot, r.
M. PERFORMER, assistant state fire
marshal announced today after an
all night investigation of the blast.
which occurred at the plant of the
Consumers company's stone crush
ing plant. Officials of the plant,
who were questioned, told of re-
icent labor troubles resulting from
the discharge of several employees.
Estate officials said that every eff
fort would be made to arrest those
guilty of causing the explosion.
The explosion was remarkable
because of the fact that while 1t
was felt 100 miles away, no one
was killed. One man was injured.