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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
PALACE

] From the time it opened up to the 1 present the POu Palace has offered some wonderful screen plays but it is 1 doubtful if any picture has come to town that will prove to be quite as enjoyable and quite as well acted as ] "Olver Twist the immortal story of l Charles Dickens which starts a week $ engagement this Sunday night and ! which has as its star none other than the precoCiOus genius of the cinema 1 Jackie COOgan.
 "Otvsr Twist month ago came to New ' Ork and was an overnight ! sensation with the kid star piling up new honors and acclaim and causing such rock bound critics as Sherwood l of the Herald to write ''MarvelOus'' and to make Quin Martin of the World write If there is better mo- ton picture actor than Jackie COogan bring him out and lets have a look at him"
 And Oliver Twist" Is not just Jackie COogan's greatest picture, 1t is more than that. It's the first true screen presentation of the Dickens classic.
 As you sit and watch the picture from the time Oliver asks for more venturings in Fagins den with Bill Sikes. Nancy, the ArtfuI DOdger and all the other characters of Dickens creation yOuu follow the human es- sence of an unfOrgettab1e book in the scenes Of a wonderful picture. An inherently vigorous story has been welded Of pieces of the original Dick ems novel and nothing that Lloyd the director has done is a finer manifes- tadOn of the directors scope of vii sion.
 Not content with just one star the producer has surrounded his principal luminary with the best players avail able for the various roles Lon
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
(0 DETERMINE BY VOTE FORM
 0F CITY RUlE

The Charter Revision commission s- m""'ing in two weeks will taEf s. vote ta -ecide what form of govern lleut the City Of Bridgeport ought t. have and following tbis vote the com preparing a charter os the nature voted for This was male known yes rerday following a meeting of the c"nulssion with Mayor Fred Atwater su The latter's office.
 William T. Hincks said that the C.1lTnIssion will make an intensive s.arch for Information on all forms o. government, mayor and aldermen, r"llL1lssiOn plan and manager plan lar. Hincks said that the commission -- looking for detailed information ---lLding eADeriencea o- other places.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
MAJESTIC.

From the light entertaining tune ful musical comedy The Fascinat- ing Widow" to the tense thrilling dramatic episodes of The Broken Wing is a wide and radical step but the POG Players at the Majestic are versatile above everything else and adapl= themselves readily to what ever the selection of play is made by the management and to their credit be 1t said that every production they give is as near perfect as arduouS study and rehe1rSaIs can make it. The coming week brings The Broken Wing" the Paul IdkCey-CharleS God dard comedy drama which was a Broadway sensation all last season and Is now on the road where it Is an equal success
 Its presentation here is emphatic proof that the Poi Players and the management live up to preseason best for "The Broken Wing is a play that calls for a St1~e production that few resident stock companies could handle.
 The scenes of the play are laid just over the border in Mexico and there lives a little Mexican girl, the ward Of an American 4 handsome young Mexican officer fs madLJ in love with her but her dreams d< Q husband have always been fashioned in the shape of q Gr5uEO, the Mexican for an \ Tnericau. Day and night the lit tie Mexican girl has prayed that a lover will come to her and from out of the skies
 At last he does. The wing of his airplane in which he has come over the border line in a tour Of inSDeC- ton ColIapseS and the machine crashes through the side of the house in which the girl lives. one of the m OsE thrilling stage incidents ever attempted by the way. and a thrill that can only be appreciated by see ing it
 The accident leaves the aviator be reft of memory. the past. his name. everything is a blank and, finding the letters on his underwear the girl promptly names him F. D V. She also believes h'u to be the answer tO her prayer and falls In love with him
 1}ut her love affair ( like most love affairs, is not smOth one. There is the young Mexican officer, a min Gthv a%aust CringO to he overcome gripDirE entertainment imaginable.
 Arthur Chatterdon vii he seen in tho role of the aviator: Mia Mac as Tuez. the little Mexican girl. and Ed win Vail 01,vilIe Harris Admund Ab hay and t"e other fav0rites of the east have biz and important roles
 Seats for all Dre-euta t+C-n9 are now on za5e at the box office and the company will imn ediatcly start re ..ea~SaIe for the following weeks at .-aott-- which will be Owen Davis new play. "Draa0s For Sale.' re -eut1v produced in New York bv Wi ''am X Brady and having it's first stock vreSeuta-fnu here
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02

tain tonight. The Plaza Theatre has been damned to capacity during their appearance here and it is the unani- nous opinion of the audience that a finer cleaner and more polite bit of entertainment they have never seen. Owen AIoore's great comedy drama Love is an Awful Thing will also close tonight
 Tn the Name of the Law" the big police special which created a sensa- ton on Broadway at the George NJ. Conan Theatre where it played to tremendous business for over . month at top prices, comes to the Plaza Theatre beginning tomorrow night. Thrills. heart-interest and susDense
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
MARINE ARMY
 BATTLE TODAY

n untctpaI stad.u-n seating over a5.00O VIII be dsdicataI this afternoon with tI-a Marine Third Corps area aun-al rtnaU game \ brilliant contingent f rm official Washington will be pres r1t for the ceremonies. parade or 7. 0Oo marines and soldiers ana the Erne which brings treEfae~ two rOuE teams. Tna army has such u cn as Gene vidal. Walter French and Captain Errrr-. former West T o.nc stars. while the DevEI Dogs n Ive two former AiL-Auert,ans. C oettae ana Johnny Eregkect. [uIiuack a l,I -lcELH respectively
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
SPEAKEB THERE

FIIIsboro. Tex.. Dar. 2---T-is Speak s- rulna.a- Of trn Cleveland Arle~i- c. ~=. came within three seconds of 8 w -.lS record in Tco6eo staEed L L.-n nv the THl-Ee~ u+ Ccwul.-ce J e ~.veI and t.rT 9 r1Lr in 2J sec orH4 He beat Tommy Kim -,. y-ar-l roper of -Ea E0Geo. whose tlu5 was 22 C-5 seconds.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
RUSSIA DEMANDS EXPLANATION

IelsinEfors Finland. Dec 2-Ths Russian Soviet Government has dis ratched q stern ro.e to AnEora de- landing an explanation as to why anti Soviet rebels in the Caucasus ~e using Turkish arms said d.s- latch from PetrOErad today.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
MAJESTIC.

'TNn R~0Tra~ N+us." the comedy
 Frarr- success that was a Broadway ..ar---rfDu al last season and is now a1ayt1c~ on rho road will have ts- first sr orE rre==rratNu at the hands Of the PoU Pravers at the Majestic |. e. at~e next week It will be one of the most remarkable offerings in the his
 tory oT the Majestic. and those who fail to secure their favOrite seats at
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
SCHENECTADY
MEETINGS TONIGHT

American Fabrics association
 Count NIa--Ua- r. Of A, lysT Broad street
 BridEeport Loyal Orange lodge. k oE F.. IS1 State street
 HumboIt S-amul. '. O. R. NJ. ITS fairfield avenue.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02

rightly DroD0rti0ned. unite in making this suDer-Glm gIittering triumph. B. 4. ROIfe's new musical revue Misses and Kisses will begin it's en- gagement Monday. E. Guy RaricIz Eleanor tNlemmer, George D. Wejst and a youthful chorus of pretty girls comprise the excellent company
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
MIR. AND MRS. NSHNIUN
 ATE N-fNTEEING ABROAD

Bernard I. AshmuU. member of the Board of A0po--iCumeut yesterday sent Mayor Fred A-wa-eT a letter rom Geneva. Switzerland where h. and his wife are spending the winter lie expeCts to go to southern France shortly and will arrive in the UnireS S-ntes about February l.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
PIAZA.

Today marks the passing of the most popular troupe of entertainers that have ever been brought to Bridgeport when Marty Dupree and her musical comedy company enter
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
SChine Administrator
 Of TaEher,s s Estate

Isaac Schtra has been named by Judge Paul L. Miller administrator gho died Nov. 2o, iutestare- The de ceased was engaGcd in the lumber business and vas proprietor of the Last End Lumber company He left a vie and four children
 In t1e application for adninistra- ton the value of the estate was nor Eiyeu. Harry A. GO,dSte.n an( Samuel Cohen wore named apprais
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02

CJSCINNATI-The spring training schedule of the Cincinnati Nationals will include not less than eleven games with American League clubs in addition to games with strong in dependent teams and q game each
 with the Louisville and Indianapolis
 Anlericar Ass0ciatiOn clrhs
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02
SPORT SNAPSHOTS

BRIOGE-CvtorI Dea- Cam -.-ldce by three events 10 two in tho s.ruuaI track meet. The half mil, N IS won by Oxford by seven wards m I 8- I-5 Oxford also won The mile b. two and a half wards in --29 --..
 SCEiT,N ECTADN - Boxing and wrestling are new sports being intro dlrcG at Union College ay athletic rector Elmer .. Oiiuhanr this Eall. I.NuiliJtcus wtI be staged in cou-oa- Ii ou with the basketball Ea-,-s. The n acesSary anne being devoted between halves.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-12-02

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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Mrs. Marx Says
It Proved A
Blessing

~Ianiac helped me out OF = sick
bed and built me up 70 better health
than I have enjoyed IN years" de-
clared Mrs n Marx. 2212 Benton
ST, s.. Louis. No.
Ny stomach troubled me 50 much
for two 0 r three years I finally col
lapsed IA O. nervous breakdown. Gas
would form in nv stomach and
bring on awful spells Of heart pail
pitation. shortness Of breath, head
aches and dizzy spells. 1Iy bach
pained me TOO, and ! vas So nervous
and miserable I could not sleep.
what four bottles of Tanlac did
for me was a most pleasant sur
prise. for to-5av < haven't 4 single
traces m my old troubles. I viii
alu ass bless Tho day / got this w-on
derfnl m~edieIne'
Tanlao Is sold BIZ all good drug
e ts4~A0v.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
WHY WOMEN
GET DESpONDENT

Are not women naturally as light
hearted. brave and hopeful as men.
Yes. certainly; but q woman's c~-
anisrn is essentially different from
q man's-more delicate. more sensi-
tive and more exacting. Women IT.
delicate health are more dependent.
more nervous. more Irritable and
more d~espondent. When a WONG
aeyeloTs nervousness. sleeplessness.
baekaches. headaches. dragging
6own pains and ~melancholia she
should lose no time in giving Lydia
E. P~inkhams Vegetable Comnoun5
q fair trial. as it VIII quickly dlsDs
such troubles This root and herb
medicine contains no drugs ana has
been the standby Of American wom-
anho for nearly nifty vears-Adv
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

found in the club. Mrs. Henry
Brown had won high honors and
the guest tables Mrs. G. L. Kendall
was high and Mrs. James Hoitzap-
PIE was second. As thts was the
first affair to be given in the new
home of Mrs. smith. the ladies'
turned the party into the nature Of
a housewarming and presented the
hostess with a beautiful set Of sill
yer knives. forks and o The
decorations were in yellow being
carried out also in the dainty two
course luncheon served.
A son was born 70 Mr.. and Mrs.
r. d. Jones. Sunday November 18Th
at Mercy hospital. CARY. Mrs.
Jones viii he rememher-d ais Miss
Thelma Burch before her marriage.
Mrs. Thomas Fogg and Mrs.
! Charles strom Of North Naeo0n av-
enpe. viii Spend this evening with
,rr and Mrs. Herman Anderson #,
Cbfcaro qha Andersons who w-re
former residents ~ East chfearo
have iust recently returned from
! sweden.
The ladies Of the Social Union OF
the East chfcaeo N. D.. church have
.comnlated an their MANS and have
a-yerytbine +, reaainoes - +bair
nal 80 Nd rb4,lo, ne -
So ssnnsr T,,esasv -.
~ VNelt-17 - III
toolis ~ ~ ~
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

part in a concert, given in the Ma
sonic Temple at Crown Point
Mrs. Martin less. returned to her
home In Michigan city Wednesday
after spending a week at the home
Of Mr.. and Mrs. E. j. Peterson on
Barring avenue.
Miss Margaret Canine leaves this
evening for Lafayette. Ind. to at
tend the big football game satur-
day and visit her brother Captain
Ralph J.. Canine and wife until sun
day evening
Miss Margaret Lusby, OF the FIRST
National Bank, who Is a patient at
s. M~argarets hospital. is reported
ats improving nicely.
Mrs + W. Peterson Of Beacon
street. and her mother Mrs Fischer.
spent Yesterday with friends in
chicago.
SIR Ted Cadman Of Beacon street.
IS suffering with an Infection IN his
left hand having run a wire In
same while at his work IN the steel
mil AZ south Dsering.
Miss Aneen Kiger Of whiting.
has accepted a position IN the den
fal Offices of G. T. Johns in the Cal
umet building.
Mrs F ]. Peterson Is " and
around the house after a severe at
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24


The Ladies Social Union OF the
NJ j. church Of East Chicago. are
entertaining At a miscellaneous show
er for their coming bazaar this eve
ming in the community room.
Mrs. e E Lanman of Adds ave.
with her children and mother. Mrs.
Weyant. of Columbus, Ohio, viii
leave shortly for Florida. II fs to
set her little son. Theodore. To a
different climate. The poison which
the little fellow got has aferted him
70 such an extent that it is advised
the change be made.
Born to Mr. and Mrs. william
Needles, a daughter. Wednesday AZ
their home APO Olcott avenue
Mother and babe arc reported al
doing nicely.
Mrs Fred Hart OF North Aragoun
avenue. is a Chicago shopper today.
Mrs. Belle Scott and Mrs ca,
Macintosh, were up from Crown
iolnt yesterday to be guests at the
party given BY Mrs. c. # smith.
They were entertained at luncheon
by Mrs. A Newton on 145th street.
and at six o'clock dinner by Mrs.
Earl Common on North Magoun av-
enue.
Mrs. c. r. Smith was a obarminr
hostess to the L I. q. club and other
guests. yesterday afternoon at her
nome 4l41 Barring avenue. There
were five tables of bunco. three Of
club members and two guest tables
IN the awarding Of prizes 1t was
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Bankers Friends EIated

Twelve g / became az
aicted with stomach trouble which
steadily be a e worst. I fire.
quently became Frustrated with
collie attacks and bloating. Ny
doctors wanted to operate for gall
stones. I wished to avoid an oper-
alton and ON advice OF a friend
tried Mayr's Wonderful Remedy
with excellent results as since
taking II about 2 years ago by
trouble has entirely Disappeared"
It emoves the catarrhal mucous
from the intestinal tract. and
allays the inflammation which
eaases practically all stomach. lfv-
er and intestinal ailments. tnclud-
ing appendicitis. One dose viii
convince or money refunded at sum
mer Drug store, and druggists
eyn~7-7w eve-AdVt.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Sends Him To Jail

Special Judge Lester ottenheimer
used the big stick" Of Justice when
dealing out a round OF sentences for
violators of tho Volstead Act yes
terday. He gave John Donron Of
s325 Beech street, Indiana Harbor,
$3.50 and a So day jail sentence
Louis Macy. of 4746 Barring avenue
who is aid to be an old violator in
this line. was Aned $3.50 and s@entenc-
ca to So days at the Indiana state
farm
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

he found Two biaex bumpers. moror
meter and arm. six cord tires, spot
light. rear view mirror. wings.
indshield wiper. stop light. two
tire covers. gas gauge on dash
board new type primer. Spanish
Gather, running board pads. metal
frame, cowl ventilator, extra large
bar between front springs park
lights and ether worthy features.
which add greatly to the appear
anee. Increases the convenience and
snlarges the Joy. as well as swelling
the pride eft the wne and driver
The price for the complete Job, de-
liVered. is $3.50.
The car Is now on display at the
Nash s~a3esroon1.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Busy

Potter Ldndb1ooan OF 1894 Magoun
avenue. reported to the East Chicago
police station that burglars entered
has house some time yesterday after
noon and robbed the place of s35 in
money and one gold watch
He believes that the thief gained
entrance By the 'front.' doc with a
skeleton key.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Find Still

TIE place Of Joseph Wadas. a pro
minent south side merchant. was
raided by federal prohibition officers
yesterday afternoon.
4 moonshine stil is reported 10
have been co~nAscated during the
raid. The case win be tried in the
East Chicago city court.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

Plan your shopping early tomor-
row al Lewin's. Thereu be crowds
Of eager shoppers anxious to set
at the bargains offered for the
Greatest Economy Sale East Chica-
go yer held. Tho address Is 7o2-l
Chicago avenue, East Chicago.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

St ELzabeth's Aid Society will
hold a Bake Sale at sHcker's Drug
store, Saturday afternoon from 2 to
Any one wishing to have things
reserved call East Chicago 743-J.
11.23.2t
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
NOTICE

Starting today md evsry day I'M
I'll further notice, all notioos Of stat
ed meeting for lodges and fratsrnal
ORDERS VIII bs charged for At the
rate OF 1oc per line.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

"a Bake Sale given by Ladies' Aid
of st. Pauls Lutheran church Will
be held Saturday afternoon, begin
ming at 2 r. m. at Yeager's Electro
shop. 1851 Michigan ave. 11:24.It
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
BENEFIT BAKE SALE

VIII be given under the auspices
Of h East Chicago Eastern Star
all day Saturday in the Friedman
Building on Chicago ave. in Miller's
Old place. 11:23:2t
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

The committee on the Christmas
patty Of The home economies de-
partmeut 81 the East chicago We
a club VIII meet Monday eve
nlng. November 27th, at the home
IF Mrs. Harry Fish. ais Barring ave.
to make plans for the che mas
party 10 be held The first Monday
evening IN December.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Too Late To Classify

WANTED - Two teamsters and a
truck driver. G. Akin Coal Co.
-59-n and Calumet ave. Han. 1l.2A.t
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
East Chicago and the Harbor

trade this fail A letdown in the
plant activities during the cold
months between now and spring is
predicted.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
Read These
Twin City
Advertisements
TO phone news items to East C&l.
raEO Times s9noe. eau East ChicA.
so ga.
WASSEY'S
SHOP
"a sTATE sTREET

Sl ZEE
Hemstftch with Gold md silver
threads also match all coIors. But
ton Holes, buttons Covered, EN-
h~roIderfng, Braidfng, Beading,
Phone Hammond [46. 3:7.tf
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24
While Satan
Sleeps

Thrilling, Heart Gripping, Real
you can't sit unmoved and see
this picture. You'll never for
give yourself if you miss it
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-24

part in a concert. given in the Ma
sanIe TempIe At Crown Point.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-28
GOVERNMENT AND COAL

A government tribunal patterned
after that in operation with the rail-
roads is proposed in the report of the
congressional committee having in
charge the investigation of the recent
disorders in the West Virginia and
Kentucky coal fields. 1t will be re-
called that the operators wouldn't
permit their employees to join the
union-indeed it was apparent that
many of them didn't want to join a
union-but the union miners in 9TH
err fields marched in to compel terms
and trouble ensued. It was said the
operators Of the unionized fields
wished to compel unionizing as they
were finding it. difficult to compete.
But nothing that we have seen has
appeared to show that the miners in
the non-union fields are not fully as
prosperous as those in other fields.
However, the committee would have
the matter of joining a union left to
the miner to decide but endeavor to
convince him that he would not be
permitted to strike and that his diff
i ficulties would be adjusted by a gov
eminent tribunal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-28
SOMEWHAT CHEESY

millions in Dutch Cheese" what a
title for the movies! Notwithstand-
ing Postmaster General Hays service
for Uncle Sam is taxing his powers
we suspect he will not remain OBJ
livious to the possibilities connected
with thAncident of twenty million
dollars concealed by smugglers in
Dutch cheese and sunk to the bottom
Of the ocean by submarine during
the war, and the consequent efforts
to form a company to rescue the
treasure from the grasp of Neptune.
What portrayal of adventure is
here suggested, especially if it be
found these were limburger cheese!
And how fortunate they were not
Swiss cheese tossed in the wild
waves, the golden sovereigns sitting
out the holes! Then when the hero,
his arms laden with spoils festooned
with seaweed, presents himself before
the heroine and assumes the pose of
the "whole cheese" Cheese it,"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-28
Lew H. Day, Powers
vile, Kills a Wild Cat
With His Bare Hands

Powersville, Me, Jan. 27-Llewellyr
IA. Day, a young man of this town
had desperate struggle the Other
day with a wild cat ard but for his
strength and presence of mind, the
result must have been terrible in
juries. if not fatal for the creature
was desperate and determined to
make a meal off him as it would off
a deer that it should catch unpre-
pared for a conflict.
Mr.. Day, who is a fine loolsinr
young man Of % years. splendidly
built and full of grit, weighs about 1s5
pounds. He was walking through
the woods when suddenly the cat,
which the hunter had not observed,
landed squarely on his back and at
once began to claw and bite. Az a
fellow townsman of the victorious
hunter expresses it, Lew, being
gritty. hung to the cat. He caught the
cat by the throat and killed it," Thus
ir two short sentences do these
habitues of the woods. accustomed all
their lives to taking just such chances
WIN nature and natures children.
dismiss a struggle that was certainly
terrific while It lasted.
The wild cat held Oh with its, teeth
ana Iorepaws. using its powerful hind
legs Tor slashes at the man, but the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-28
Editorial Comment
A Famous Chickens Heart
New York Herald)


For ten years, as The New York
Herald told in it's news columns yes
terday. the scientists of the Rookie
Teller Institute have kept alive a piece
of chickens heart. 1t grows so
rapidly that two thirds of it has to
be cut" away every two days. No
body knows how long the tissue will
live if it is fed and kept at the normal
chicken temperature of 1913 degrees.
Ten years is not remarkably long
life for chicken, as every old fash
Toned boarding house keeper knows.
But this chicken tissue, under the
watchful care of DR.. Carrel and his
successors. may live a hundred or a
thousand years. 1t may show men
the way to live as long as Methusa-
leh.
1t is pleasant to think Of this chick
en- heart living until. say, A. D. 2922
and then having great public fu-
neral with no pallbearers less than
500 years old. 1t should be buried in
Yellowstone Park, which by that time
will be the site of the University of
the Universe.