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The Washington times., 1922-09-10
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THERE won't be no band
concert this week cause
- Dandy Terhane was usin'
the bass horn as a Claxton on his
fivver, OWN, to the fact of the
regular horn bein' out Of sorts.
Dandy was arrested for speedin'
up in Blueberry Valley an the
authorities Of that jealous up
start village impounded the car
an won't give it up in time for
band concert night, knowin' full
well the circumstances. Seems
like cussed spite work, say we.
Well no matter what comes out
Of this here tariff mix up, even
if they do put a tariff on wool
an dress goods, we doubt If wo-
mems evenin' dresses will come
any highU, say we.
Mrs. Danny Green says a hen
might do q lot of cacklin' when
she lays an egg, but she never
heard so much fuss an feathers
that that lot Of he-roosters made
who laid the cornerstone for the
local lodge buildin' down on the
Square last Saturday.
The 6:15 ran of the track ths
other night an everybody got a
joltin' up. One Of the pleasant
features Of the accident was that
1t loosened all the windows In the
passenger coaches % that they
can be raised with ease.
The sentence Of Judge Meeker
Of q local dairyman, for insuffi-
cient measure was short an to
the pint, say We.
The railroad has taken up wire
less. They have wireless screens
in the windows at the depot.
Rumors were to the effect that
Aviator Mitchell Snodgrass, son
Of Hipe, had been seriously in
jured fiyin', but later investiga-
ton proved these reports to be
greatly exaggerated, as he was
only i'll Of the fue. Just goes to
show you how bad reports fly
aroun'.
They can't have no soup up at
Miss Prune's boardin' house, be-
cause Miss Prune lent all the soup
spoons for the Baptist Church
dinner an the Ladies' Aid So
city amt sent 'em back yet.
That's the reason why it don't
sound like the steam room in a
Turkish bath at Miss Prune's dur
in meal time.
Little Danny Green has a new
suit Of clothes, thanks to the sud-
den unexpected rain storm of las.
week. His father bought a suit
of those take me home for
$6.98" for himself, but the sud-
den rain came on an the swish
was father to the thought an the
new suit fits little Danny now.
Hobo broke out jail last week
an wrote on the Jail wall, "He
who runs may read" Left his
old saw behind him, say we.
Lee Sing, the little Chinese
laundryman on Main street, fell
backward into a boiler full of
clothes he was washin'. No dam
age done. Lee Sing only got q
little behind in his work.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10
Unconvfnced.

Unconvfnced.
NORTH sec they're rsvivins
~ the talk about trial marriages.
Do you believe In them7
west-Well, mine L. quite .
trial, but I can't say I believe In
Il especially.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10
Wit of the Week
Fathers Farewell.

Fathers Farewell.
SSUJHAT did the brides father
w do for the happy couple ?"
He bought their railroad
tickets"
"AhW
"But the happy pair didn't dis
cover until after they got on tho
train that their tickets read only
one way"
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Condolences.

IN ths sweet silence OF the twl-
! Light they honeyspooned upon
the. beach.
Dearest" she murmured,
tremblingly, NOW that We are
married. IL have q secret to
tan yyur
'~What h Il, sweetheartf' he
asked, softly.
"Can you ever forgive me for
deeeiving your" she sobbed.
.My-my left eye Is made of
siasr
~Nsver mind, ovebird," he
whispered, gently; 80 are the
diamonds in your engagement
ringr
The Washington times., 1922-09-10
How to Beat
the Heat

the Heat
A FrER consulting the lists
~ Of rules handed out by the
heat experts this season we
have compiled q catalogue Of
instructions which, II followed
rigidly, will enable people to
escape the dangers Of the ex-
treme weather.
Eat meat Meat means strength
10 combat the weather.
Eat no meat whatever in hot
weather-only vegetables and
fruit.
Take plenty Of exercise In the
open air. This keeps the pores
open and aids perspiration.
Stay indoors during the heated
spell and keep quiet. Extreme
perspiration should be avoided.
Iced drinks lower the tempera-
eure. Use plenty of them.
Avoid all cold drinks, ice
cream and ices during heated
spell.
Never ht in an artificial draft
on q hot day. It is dangerous.
On Q hot day have plenty Of
electric fans going and sit In
front Of them. The result is
cooling and beneficial.
Do plenty Of hard work In hot
weather. Keeping your mind on
your work helps you to forget
the weather.
Work as little as possible, but
loaf a great deal. Do your work
ing In cool weather.
Plenty Of brain work, such as
writing, Is beneficial, as it occu-
pies the attention to the exclu-
sion Of the heat.
One principal rule Is to avoid
all activities of the mind. Read
. modern novel, which requires
no thought whatever.
Go on all the excursions pos
sible. The excitement and fresh
air viii eounteract the heat.
Above all things avoid crowds,
and II you must take an outing,
20 alone.
Play all the tennis and golf
you can. Good healthy exercise
is excellent in hot weather.
Avoid all outdoor games which
require any extra exertion Of the
heart Sit quietly in . shady
place at home.
The best drink for Summer
weather Is lemonade. It IL tart
and really satisfying to the
thirst.
Never make the mistake Of
drinking lemonade or other sour
fruit beverages. The. acid In
them is harmful in hot weather.
Keep the window curtains up
and windows open. This will al
low the breeze to circulate
through the house. Let the sun-
light in. It makes for good
health.
To keep the house cool, keep
all windows shut and shades
lowered.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Large Sizes Only.
"J SHALL devote my life to
meeting your smallest de-
sires."
81 was not aware that I had
any small desires"
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Musical Breakfast.

"WHAT do you suppose has
W come over my husband this
morning, Sophia?" exclaimed a
conscientious little bride to the
new servant. 81 never saw him
start downtown so happy. He's
whistling like a bird"
"1'm to blame, mum; I got the
packages mixed this morning, and
instead Of giving him oatmeal I
cooked the birdseed."
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The Sporting Instinct.

The Sporting Instinct.
Johnny liked ice cream, but he
drew the line at turning the
freezer. One day when his
mother returned home she was
agreeably surprised to find him
working away at the crank as tho
his life depended on 1t. "T don't
see how you get him to turn the
freezer" she said to her husband,
81 offered him dime to do t."
"You didn't 60 at II In the
right way, my dear" replied the
husband. 81 bet him q nickel he
couldn't turn it for half an hour
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Too Much Business.

90 MUCH BUSINESS
ct JUST wanted to see the doc
u tor to get a beer prescrip-
don"
"sorry. but he's laid up with
writer's ermp."
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AFew Good Ones
Essential knowledge.

EssentlaI hnoWIedge.
THE WIFE-What do men
know about women's clothes2
The husband (bitterly): The
price.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Keep the window curtains up
and windows open. This will al
low the breeze to circulate
through the house. Let the Sun
light in. It makes for good
health.
To keep the house cool, keep
all windows shut and shades
lowered.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Iced drinks lower the tempera-
sure. Use plenty of them.
Avoid all cold drinks, ice
cream and ices during heated
spell.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Play all the tennis and golf
you can. Good healthy exercise
is excellent in hot weather.
Avoid all outdoor games which
require any extra exertion Of the
heart Sit quietly in . shady
place at home.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Lee Sing, the little Chinese
laundryman on Main street, fell
backward into a boiler full Of
clothes he was washin'. No dam
age done. Lee Sing only got q
little behind in his work.
The Washington times., 1922-09-10

Go on all the excursions pos
stble. The excitement and fresh
air viii eounteract the heat.
Above all things avoid crowds,
and II you must take an outing,
20 alone.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

and gave Garcia a series of boxing
lessons. Whenever Garcia would
do as he told him and land, Jones
applauded and then cracked Garcia
when he lead with his jaw again
and continued the lesson.
How shadow boxing is really
done was demonstrated to the fans
by Young Benny Cordova, six-year-
old son of Benny Cordova, local
lightweight who returned last week
from n successful boxing trip
through the south, and Battling
Chavez another six-year- nit
artist. The lads have real form
and will soon be pleasing Duke City
fight fans in real bouts, main events
we hope.
Jockey Hamilton, who claims the
bantam championship of Colorado
and New Mexico, stepped into the
ring last night and challenged
Young Sol. Sol felt like taking in
more territory, as he has a perfect
right, and not only accepted Jock s
challenge, but extended to any
other bantam in the southwest.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
HOOVER PREPARED TO
RECOMMEND BOULDER
CANYON DAM PROJECT
Ry The As oe,ated Press )

Phoenix, Ariz., March 16.-Sec-
rotary Of Commerce Hoover,
speaking at dinner here tonight,
declared he was prepared TO rec
ommend the Boulder Canyon dam
project.
when engineers of the status Of
Arthur P. Davis say that dam is
practicable and that it will not en-
croach upon the rights of any Of
the seven states involved, | am pre-
pared to adopt that dam" Score
tary Hoover asserted.
Mr.. Davis is director Of the gov
eminent reclamation service.
The Colorado river commission
ers also were guests at the din
ner.
Discussing economic problems,
Secretary Hoover said that the
United States had passed the peak
of the crisis last July.
Since then" he added, eve
have been on the upgrade Proof
of this lies fundamentally i'm the
fact that credit has become cas-
ier."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
CONFERENCE HELD BY
23RD DISTRICT ROTARY

San Francisco, March 16. -
Rotarian work and theater
party with special program, were
among the numbers that kept Ro-
tary club members from Cali
fornia, Arizona, Nevada and the
Hawaiian Islands busy and inter-
ested at the opening session to-
day Of the conference of clubs of
the twenty-third district.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
PERFORM OPERATION
ON MONTH OLD BABY

Colorado Springs, Colo, March
l6.-John, the month-old son of
Mr., and Mrs. G. j. Premier of Ell
bert, Colo, was successfully oper-
ated on for appendicitis here yes
terday. The child was brought to
"a local hospital for another oper
alton, The .ppendix was found to
be the seat of the trouble. Mr., II
l.. Mckinney, the surgeon, said the
appendix was about as large as a
pin.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
SINGER BUSTED
HUSBAND FROM
HOME, ASSERTS
Nine. Matzenauer Says She
"ThreW Him Out" After
Reading a Letter From a
Woman SO Years of Age

st. Louis, Mo, March 16.-An
operate program which somewhat
parallels her present position will
be sung by Nine. Marguerite Matz-
enauer here tomorrow night She
announced to newspaper men to-
day in an interview relating to her
separation from her husband,
Floyd Glotzbach, who is reported
as driving sightseeing automobile
in Delmonte. Calf.
Nine. Matzenauer will sing
Sentas ballad from THE Flying
Dutchman,' who was a sort of a
chauffeur himself-a ships cap
tain doomed to sail the seas
through eternity, unless some
maiden who would be faithful unto
death should rescue him. Sentas
song is the song of alteration adj
dressed to the seafaring chauffeur
who was picked from the trough"
as Nine. Matzenauer says she
picked GlotZbach from the gutter.
Other songs on Aer program are
Loves Death" in which the par
allel is not destroyed and dreams"
and Sorrows"
Nine. Matzenauer said the ejec-
tion of her husband from her New
York apartment last January 20,
was not only figura tive but literal
as she threw him out after reading
a letter from that woman in Cali
fornia," who she says is so years
old.
The diva says she and her hus-
band now agree on only one point
and that is their separation is
forever" 81 picked him up from
the gutter, thinking my great love
would remake him." she said. 81
have lived the game and have given
up. want to get rid of him."
The divorce action is now in the
hands Of her New York attorneys,
she said
Referring to her letter to Glotz-
bach, that she was about to become
n mother, Nine. Matzenauer said:
Happily that has turned out to
be a false alarm" This statement,
she said, is supported by that Of
specialist of Ann Arbor. Mich.
Glotzbach was referred to as
her 400 per cent" husband upon
the return to Kew York of the
couple from Carlsbad. Czecho-Slo-
vakia, after the marriage and to-
day, when asked about the rating
she now applied to her husband
she replied she would rather not
answer.
Nine. Matzenauer met her
chauffeur-husband on April 4,
1921, when she visited in Czecho-
Slovakia and took several sight
seeing trips in the car driven by
him. She said she always occu-
pied the front seat then as it was
better to enjoy the scenery"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
THIS MAN WAS HELPED

John Grab. $3.50 Jackson Ave,
New orleans. Ia, writes: my kid
neys were weak and had soreness
and duh main across m. back.
felt dun and languid and my kid
neys didn't act right. | began talk
ing Foley Kidney Pills and they
soon put my kidneys in a sound
healthy condition" Foley Kidney
Pills help the kidneys rid the sys-
TEN Of ; ids and waste that cause
lameness. backache. sore muscles
swollen joints and rheumatic pains
Tonic in effect. quick in action.
Sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
AGRARIAN SITUATION
IN INDIA REPORTED
TO BE WELL IN HAND
lBx The AssocInted Press.l

LONDON, MaFCh Ib,-Ihe agTa-
rian situation In the agricultural
districts of the United Provinces of
India, where rioting was reported
last week, is now well in hand,
says communicate issued today
by the India office. The num-
Der of armed police has been
greatly increased and means of
transportation improved. The civil
police also lave been strengthened
and troops are being marched
through the disturbed area where
symptoms Of further trouble are
being closely watched.
The India Offices statement was
based upon report from the gov
ernor of the united provinces.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
OLYMPIC COMMITTEE MEETS

F0rIs, March l6, (By the AS
sociated Press.) -- The French
Olympic committee met today and
decided to continue the effort to
have the Olympic games held in
Paris. 1t is believed the munich
pal council will reconsider it's
previous action and will vote q
grant of 100000 francs with
suitable grounds.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
PRISONER ESCAPES.

FL Paso. Texas, March 16. -
Goodbye, Pm gone" shouted
Juan Ramirez to his friends be-
hind the bars at noon today as
he leaped from the second story
Of the county Jail and escaped.
He was sentenced TO six months
on a charge of theft and would
have been released September 6.
He had Just been made a trusty.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

States. It's unique because the
plan works so that every partner
has as much power in determining
the policy of the organization as
the president himself.
Most cooperative efforts, both
business and social, in the last
quarter century, have failed be-
cause of the lack of capable leaders
or because they were founded on
unsound principles. The Goddard
idea is one of the significant sue
cesseS
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

Charles H. Goddard, president of
the American druggist syndicate,
better known as the A. D. S., de-
clares that the era of cooperation
is just beginning. And he ought to
know. 1t was Is years ago that he
launched one of the most spectacu-
lar adventures in cooperation IN
modern times.
Now, the organization of which
he is the head, built solidly on the
principles of cooperation, has more
than $4,000 partners in the United
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
ATTORNEY FOUND DEED.

Spokane, March 16.-Oscar l..
Cain. former United States district
attorney for the eastern district Of
Washington, was found dead in
the bathroom Of his residence to-
night with his throat slashed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
BOWLS INTO FIRST PLACE.

Toledo o., March 16.-Keers,
20, OF Dayton, o., bowling on the
last squad of five men teams in
in the American Bowling congress
tournament here today, went into
first place with a score of 2,916,
-displacing the Mineralites of Chi
cago which has held the lead with
1904 nearly a week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
LEWIS WINS MATCH

Nashville, Tenn, March It.
Ed (Strangler) Lewis, heavy
weight champion wrestler, with
out using the dreaded deadlock,
tonight took the first two falls
from Joe Petroff, Bulgarian
heavyweight. whom he agreed to
grapple with this hold barred.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
PARENTS COMMITTEE
TO MEET MILLER IN
VICE CLUB CHARGES

st. Louis, March ia meet
ing between Victor j. Miller,
president of the board Of police
commissioners and the parents
committee of Sedan high school,
win be held tomorrow at which
time the investigation of charges
made by Miller that vice clubs
exist among the student body of
the school will be resumed. This
statement was made tonight by
Judge William Dee Becker a
member of the committee.
Charles Cunliff, president of
the patrons alliance of the school,
said that when the committee has
any proof of Miller's charges 1t
will make q formal statment. Mr.
Cunliff said Miller would unlikely
be able to present any conclusive
proof due to the absence of direct
testimony of witnesses.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

That is a resolution any au-
thority would endorse. 1t is
bound to build you up. You can
be sure ofhaving a glass of milk
on hand just when you want it
if you rely on kim milk.
kim powdered milk can
be used wherever milk is re-
quired. For drinking, it is de-
licious, with all the round, full
milk taste. If you always keep
a supply ready mixed in the
icebox, you can be sure of
your bedtime glass.
But just as drinking is only
one of the purposes milk an
swers, so it is only one of those
fulfilled by kim. For kim
is milk.
kim is equally good for
cooking. No especial recipes
are needed, for kim is just
milk. You will find it especially
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

The recent action of the British
government in releasing Egypt
from the protectorate maintained
over it leaves Egypt to work out
its own future. As heir to the
throne Prince Fuad Pasha, heir
the Khedive, will sometime have
the opportunity to rule the nation
and play an important part in the
development of his country.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17

Nearly $4,000 separate items are
kept in stock by the averake drug
store.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-03-17
A GLASS OF milk AT BEDTIME

reliable for cooking because it
is always uniform in quality
and strictly fresh. The same
quantity in the same recipe
will always produce exactly
the same result.
You will find buttermilk
and cream cheese made of
kim are thoroughly salts
factory. Just mix kim and
let it stand until it begins to
clabber.
And kim is so pure and
wholesome that many doctors
the country over are recon-
mending it for infant feeding.
You can buy kim from
any quality grocer in your
neighborhood.
GroSs-KeIIy & Co., Inc
Albuquerque. n. NJ.
Wholesale Distributors.
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

castle Of Prague in many different
seasons and weathers.
Vondrous, who visited America,
Is one OF the younger artists, and
he has made charming scenes Of
Venice, The Doge's Palace" and
st. Marks" V. Alex In known by
his war scenes. and vi. Silovsky, a
pupil Of swabinsky. pictures the
native industries somewha. as the
noted American artist. Joseph Pen.
nell, has done for us.
PAINTED WAR SCENES.
A monument in Prague TO Jonn
Huss commentaries the great re.
ligious leader, born of Czech peas-
ants and a student at the Univer.
city Of Prague. who became a fol.
lower OF the English wicliffe ana
preached with such fervor that he
was tried as q hereto and burned
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at the stake, an act which led to
the Hussite war.
In visiting Czechoslovakia one
cannot fail to be reminded too. OF
the "Budweiser" and "Pilsen,"
which still flow as freely is ever
and form a staple industry. The
city OF Pilsen is also famous for
having had the first printing press
in Bohemia, since literature and
convivIallty are not incompatible.
But for an authoritative state
ment Of the history Of art in Bo-
hemia, we may turn to DR.. Ales
Hrdlicka, of the United States Ma
tional Museum. DR.. Hrdllcka, who
Is Of Bohemian birth, reviewed
this subject in Art and Archae-
ology" recently. where he wrote OF
the Czechoslovalxs: They
are people Of sentiment. of nat
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

ural and pious idealism, Of pre-
dominating love Of beauty in all
its forms. Their villages blossom
irrepressibly with folk art; their
cities reflect the best arts Of
modern Europe; while music, a
higher than ordinary music, from
ancient poetic folk song to modern
powerful hymns and opera, per.
vades everything" A collection
of their folk chants, now in press,
he adds, numbers 10000.
MIXTURES OF STYLES.
The modern art period. so DR..
Hrdlicka tells us, in the nine
teenth century, is characterized
in Bohemia by a mixture OF styles,
with adaptation TO modern re.
auirements and resources. Paint.
ing, which hitherto had been al.
most wholly CHURCH. portrait or
The Washington times., 1922-05-21

decorative and illuminative paint
ing, extends now predominatelv
into the natural and humane
spheres Sculpture as
sumes a healthy, virile progress.
The national spirit in art Is
aroused by the painter Names.
In America MuCha's historic tab.
leaux and other pictures are al.
ready 'known. Vaclav Brozik
us5l.190W is also known the world
over for his great historic sub
jects, Jan Huss Before the Coun-
Gil OF Constance" and Columbus
Before the Court of Isabella"
In the same number OF "Art
and Archaeology" DR.. oldrich
Heidrich, formerly OF the Czecho-
slovak legation at Washington.
discusses the architecture and
sculpture Of his country. q fasci.
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ART AND ARCHAEOLOGY LEAGUE LEARNS OF CZECHOSLOVA
ART AND FOLK LORE AT LEGATIONS GAY BOHEMIAN


n entertained the Art and haeogy yesterday The rapng top
owareaH
| artist aandh cad of the Art of Prague
The Washington times., 1922-05-21
KNOWS GREEK ART.

The first president was DR.. Nit
chell Carroll An authority upon
Greek literature and art AID Tor.
merly the general secretary Of the
Archaeological Institute OF Amer.
lea. DIR. Carroll has been decorated
with the Greek OrGer Of the Re.
deemer. The headquarters Of the
league are still in his office. ""
historic old octagon building, 17l
New York avenue northwest
The present officers are DR..
George s. Duncan. president.
who is widely known as an
archa eologist and professor OF
Egyptology at the American
University; Mrs. Mitchell Carroll,
vice president, who has many
interests and Is an authority on
American Indian art and lore:
@. Hamilton Martin, jr.,, treas
urer, who is a collector and
connoisseur with one of the
finest private collections OF Jap
anese prints IN the United
States, and one that possibly
could not now be duplicated In
Japan; DR.. q. r. Brigham, sec
rotary. OF the department OF Art
and Archaeology. George Wash.
ington University. and Miss
Emma Houchen. assistant score
tary of tho staff Of Art and
Archaeology