davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

age as a woman, but he evens up the score when telling about his salary" re marks an exchange True. but he rarely understates his salary as a woman does her age.'-Boston Transcript.
 Jacl1ie-With the high cost of living father, are sponges any more expensive than they used to be?
 Father-'That depends entirely upor how m1ch they have been accustomed tC borrow, my boy.-London Answers.
 T tell you I can't lose. I'm going tc get in on the ground floor"
 The ground floor isn't the lowest leve There's the cellar.'-L,ouisvine Courier Journal
 What" said the young husband "yo, can't make your own hats, or dresses. O. bread or pies-then what ca nyou make ?
 Purchases she answered sweetly.- Boston Transcript. Admiring Youth-You are quick at re partee. Miss Cayenne-I hope not Wo men who are quick at .repartee usually be tray dispositions which leave them slov l to marry.-Washingto Star
 Peck-The after-dinner nap is my fav orite hour of the entire Sunday. Heck-I though you never slept afte dinner.
 Peolb-I don't but my wife does -Bos | ton Transcript.
 What have you in the way of bunga 1 l0ws7'
 Here's an architects drawing of pretty little home we are offering fo S5,000. It's called the Love Nest "
 Show me something practical Tv, been married twenty years Birming Age Herald. '1~'--' Blake-Dont you think, Mrs. Youn and her daughter are more like sister | than parent and child? Siddjm-Yes. And they say that the, ! borrow each others hair so often that i isn't safe to say that Miss Young ha 1 fathers eyes and her mothers hair | London Answers. One of the governors of an Australian state rang up the minister of agriculture | but the wires must have. baen crossed After trying for some time to get a co | herent answer he lost his temper.
 Look here" he shouted. 'Is that tn -- minister of agriculture?" ! The person on the other end of the wir 1 recognized the voice and replied ."No | it's the-lbishop," ,"-London Tit-Bits.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28
HUMOR OF THE DAY

So you are Diogeres2 The same"
 The man with the lantern Yes"
 Why don't you use an electric fash louisville 1ourier-JournaL Does your wife believe everything you
 hercT
 Yes. she believes everything I tell her 7rour "-Boston Transcript. AZ last the uan who blows his owr "a is getting popular" Huh.f
 He runs an automobile e''-Louisvill, u-ier-Juurual
 Al the worlds a stage" quoted tn, Etitueut
 It's more like a screen" saId Senator ghun. The camera men have been cnterprising that some of us states n begin 10 look like motion pictur; uss "-W Washington Star. VIars-Bm went all to pieces. Al at do you think his wife said 10 hlm? Far-What did she say7 ViEE-Biu collect yourself-Londor 1-Tars- "A man Isn't SO apt to fi5 about hi.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

New York, April 27-In opening the annual. convention ofsthe Auerican News paper Publishers association at the Wal doFf- Astoria, T. R. Whliaans of the, Pittsburgh Press, president, declared the opposition of the association to efforts to introduce the 44-hour week in newspaper shops and to any reductions in advertis ing rates or subscription rates at present., He called on members to eliminate waste and to support the apprenticeship school movement in order to prevent a shortage. of skilled labor in newspaper plants,
 MT. Williams directed attention to the achievements of President Harding, him self a publisher. and urged members of F,the association to follow the example of their iNustrious fellow craftsman, and as
 he had led in the scrapping of engines of war to promote international cooperation
 to- scrap the jealousies and animosities
 that might prevent the association from
 obtaining best results
 1. -"Undoubtedly one of our chief needs is
 a further lowering of the cost of produc- tioh and. the elimination of wilful waste" said MT, Williams. "The former lies chiefly beyond the immediate conltrol of
 the publisher thee latter Is entirely be- meath his own roof
 f'As further alleviation of the. high produetion costs many insist that the
 chief end is a reduction in the wages oY
 skilled worknen, While it is conceded
 tlfat some reduction. is in order from the very topnotch prices still being paid, and
 while these reductions seem certain to
 come in the course of time, yet there is
 another. and. I think, better light in which to consider this problem namely; securing. greater and more efficient re
 turns from labor. Publishers are gener- ally not averse to giving labor a high wage in keeping with the experience and skill r ? fred by the business but in re- turn they have right to insist on a days I work in constructive labor, producing 1 something of real value to the employer. During the period of the business re- l adjustment We have been passing through Ithe publisher has been forced to look out 1 for the elimination of waste, the increas- ing of efficiency and the lowering of costs
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28
and Harmless
 Rheumatic Remedy
euma Releases from Suffering Rheumatic Victim Who Thought Nothing Would Give Relief-t Will Do as
 Much for You, or Money Refunded.

please you in a. day and make you hope ful and happy in 8 week. What it did for this sufferer it should do for you. Lee & Osgood will supply you and guar lntee money back if it fails.
 T have been laid up for one year with chronic anthritis. I had doctors galore also spent four months In the sanitarium at Troy N. Y. but had practically nc relief Then I started taking Rheuma. have now taken five bottles and can go without crutches or other aid, which ] could not do for the last nine months. ] highly recommend it and would gladly answer any questions asked on receipt of stamp for postage. This letter may be published as a benefit to sufferers from rheumatism in any form. - Thomas H. Eddy, Schuylerville, N. ',
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28
CHESTNUT HILL

Mrs. L. K Moore of Sea Cliff, N. Y, who has been the guest of her cousin
 Mrs. A. S. Peckham, for a week or two, was joined by her husband, Dr. Moore, Tuesday after his attendance at the New York Eastern Methodist conference at Meriden which closed the first of this week,
 ", ". Palmer and family visited Mir. and Mrs. Charles Davis in Franklin the first of the week.
 Mrs. ". D. Davoll has been visiting 9t
 Freeport and other places on Long Isl- and MT. and Mrs. G. B. D.mon motored to Hartford on Friday of last week Mrs. Clara Kron of New York, who has been with her mother Mrs. Zenowitz. since Easter, has returned to her home. The steam sawmin beiong.ng to MT. Squier of Columbia is in this place, saw ing lumber for a barn which Mir Palmer Is soon to build.
 A party was given at Windhurst Wed
 nesday, it being the third birthday of Clara Louise, daughter of MT and Mrs. ] Winthrop DaEoll, -5''
 Love is like seasickness-it can be felt but not descrihed.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28
LEFFINGWELL

MT. and Mrs I. Harold Cofab- of West Main street, Norwich, were. recent visi- tors in Lefflngwell.
 Misses Elsie and Evelyn Beard, c. Emile F. Godfrey and Roy L.. Beard at tended a supper and entertainment Fri d9y evening at the Montville Center chapel.
 The supper held Tuesday evening at the First Bozrah Baptist church was well attended. The Ladies' Aid society serv- ed beef loaf, escalloped potato potato salad, pickles, rolls, coffee, cake and home made ice cream. Around eleven dollars was realized
 Having recovered from illness. Rev. P. g. Collins is expecting to be able to preach Sunday morning. The B. Y. r. U. al 70 o'clock will be led by Mrs Charles E. Ellis. Her topic is Work Among Wandering Laborers in United
 States II Thess 3: 7-13. This is a missionary topic.
 Casper L. Ross and Miss Jessie Ames
 were in F'itchville Sunday.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

e f1.r.ta. yoursalt. you sufferer from 1matsm Ho matter what form. Get you- druggist package of Rheuma gIarl~faHi prescription. Use the en- bof- and 4 you -dou't think it has u you quick and sure relief, say so, ysu can have your money back. rt Ha- a fair offer. Can you see dec- about it2 What chance do you Absolutely none
 Cr get bottle or Eheuma today. a reputable nhysicia1's prescription sr'her different from remedies usual lrescrihed. free from narcotics. and ee.iy harmless
 heuua acts ru lhe kidneys and helps o--e sirc uric ac'1 from the swollen and other lodging places. It should
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28
SHORT O SUNSHINE

Iettin short O sunShine-but it mustn't be that way fire up the boiler and get down to work today. cts supply the shortage with a sunshine all our own, Till all the shadows scatter and the clouds afar be blown Jetin short sunshine-but must get back Share By fn some ones burden and helpin' with their care cts hustle through the mornn till we harvest in its light he joy that sets us singn in the dark and sunless night
 B. B. in the Baltimore Sun.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

Winsted.-State highway department employees are oiEng the Winsted-T -Torring- ton road The Winsted-Norfolk road which was almost impossible up to a week ago is now in fairly good shape.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

south Nanchester.-AnnOrnc has been made by Cheney Brothers that. be- ginning Saturday, April 29. at midnight. the clocks of the firm will be advanced one hour.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

eis Winslow of New London were visi- tors at the home of G. A. Sharpe Sun day. Mrs. William Ladd entertained Sun day Mrs. Edwin Wheeler. Clinton Thomp- son and Mrs. Rose of Yantic.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

Danbury-Miss Agnes s. Ward, super visor of nurses training of the depart ment of public welfare New York, will address a meeting of the girls Hof Dan bury High school tonight (F'riday) on the | opportunities of the nursing profession.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-04-28

Love is like seasickness-it can be felt but not described.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
MINOT FARMERS WILL GROW
$500 ACRES OF POTATOES

of Martin jacobson, Halvor L. Halvor-
son, F. O. Bacon, ]. J. Brand and
E. J. Aymond. The organization will
be perfected under the state law re-
garding the organization of cooper
atively owned institutions.
The representatives of the business
men Of Minot who were present at the
meeting assured the farmers that with
the stated amount Of acreage devoted
to potatoes, the warehouse would be
built. In all probability the MAJOR
part Of the cost will be taken care
of by the business men this year,
many farmers being willing but not
having the ready cash to buy stock.
The committee in charge is work
ing in close harmony with the Asso-
ciation of Commerce which has foster.
ed the movement to date.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23

another message that would like to
bring to you and that is this-we all
know that no man liveth to himself
alone. We believe that in our rela-
tionship to South Dakota, Minnesota,
Wisconsin,, that we need you and that
you need us and that we can transact
our business in such a way that not
only may you profit by the transaction
but that the state Of North Dakota
will also profit by the transaction be-
tween US. So today, while we are
laboring up there to restore a good
name and as we labor to convince the
outside world that we are not as
black as we have been painted, while
we are seeking to establish in our
state government for all Of the
people of that state, we also want you
in going back to your various COM
munities to tell your people that we
are worthy of confidence and we are
coming back with lightning speed
because, we believe we are. ZAP
plause and cheers)
"In this work we are going to need
you, and that was the reason was de-
lighted to have this opportunity to
speak to you because am sure of
this, that when you know that we are
seeking TO- conduct the affairs Of our
state in accordance with the principles
of Rotary, you who are. such splendid
Rotarians are going to make it your
business to see that we succeed in
our undertaking so that in the days
to come they will want to have a
Rotary administration in every state
in, the Union. l thank you.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
kiwanis Weekly Luncheon

F. Il. Blume of the program COM
mittee acted as chairman and choris-
ter for the purpose Of whipping some
Of the new songs into shape to be
sung by. the club at the June con-
vention in Grand Forks. The fol-
lowing members favored the club with
vocal selections, P. j. Monty Mont
gomery, John A. Corbett, Walter E..
Tooley and v. E. Sandberg. The
weekly prize given by E. J. DeMots
was awarded to w. B.. Cooper, Melvin
Fauchald, of the New York store was
elected as a member Of the club on
new classification. A strong pro-
gram is being prepared to celebrate
the event of the United States, Cana
dian Week April 2-S. Fred w.
Torney, Moose Jaw will be here to
represent the Canadian Kiwanis in
the States, and in exchange Thos. 3.
Murphy will represent the Minot
Kiwanis club to Canada at Moose
Jaw.
The possibilities in observance by
Kiwanis Clubs during this week can
hardly be minimized. 1t is move
ment with so many virtues as to
have an appeal even beyond the scope
of Kiwanis. By reason Of the inter-
national character Of the observance
it is unique; it holds a sentimental
impulse and above all, it is construc-
tive, therefore a very much worth
while Kiwanis project. The week al
/. SO includes the anniversary Of the
entrance of the United States in the
recent war and this could be the basis
Of material. A suitable inscription
would be "-O4 years ago the Canadian
United States border was disarmed
and peace between these nations
since has been unbroken." q. H
Kurth read q paper to the club on
.Kiwanis Principles and Ideals which
was highly appreciated by the mem.
bers. IN, s ~ 5a
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Association of Commerce Asks for
Names

The Minot Association of Commerce
has a large supply of literature Of
this section on hand and is anxious to
secure the names of friends of people
in Ward county who are now living
in states suffering from inflated land
values. The Association is prepared
to send literature to these people and
use every effort to try and bring
them to the Minot vicinity.
Every letter going out Of Minot
should carry with it an invitation to
have the person receiving it spend
his or her vacation in Minot or vicin-
ity during the growing season. Ev-
cry letter should also declare north
western North Dakota Wants 100000
More Neighbors-No Inflated Land
Values Here.
The idea is to have everyone here
at home boosting and helping to bring
more settlers in. Advertisements
paid for by the Minot Association of
Commerce and which cost approx
mately 5000 week are now appear
ing in many papers thruout the cen
trail states.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Ward County Farm Bureau in Charge
of Farmers Market

The, proposed community market
will be taken up and given careful at
tention by the board of directors Of
the Ward County Farm Bureau, it was
announced this week. The Associa-
ton of Commerce, which fostered the
movement to secure a free market
for truck farmers, turned the details
Of the market over to the Farm Bur
eau following last Saturdays meeting
when the farmers gave their atten-
ton to potato matters and did not find
time to take up the market question.
The armory has been secured with
out cost for the market and F. Otto
Gross, who has charge Of the build
ing, will confer with the board of
directors of the Farm Bureau at the
boards next meeting. 1t is held
probable that the market will be oper-
ated once week for a while and If it
is successful another market day each
| week will be added.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Rev. ID. J. Gallagher Addresses d.
MOlaY Bow. Sunday

Sixty members Of the Minot De
Molay for Boys Chapter attended spe-
cial services at the All Saints Epis-
copal church Sunday morning. The
services were also attended by num-
ber of Masons. The De Molay boys
assembled at the Masonic Temple and
opened their Chapter in due form.
marching to the church. They car
ried the stars and stripes at the head
of the procession and presented an i'm
pressive sight. Following the SER
vices they marched to the Temple and
were dismissed. At the Temple they
were addressed by E. B. McCutcheon
and J. H. Cotton who declared that
they had never been prouder in their
lives of any company of boys.
At the church, the Chapter was ad-
dressed by Rev. D. J. Gallagher, the
Rector. He had no text and declared
that he would preach them no sermon
He gave them plain talk that will
never be forgotten by the young men
This is the greatest honor ever
conferred on me. 1t causes feelings
to arise within me that l cannot ex-
press" the Rector said.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23

Assurance that potato warehouse
would be built in Minot this year for
the benefit Of farmers in this vicinity
was forthcoming at the potato-growers
meeting held in the Association OF
Commerce rooms last Saturday after
noon. Farmers who were present
or who sent word to the meeting as
sured the committee in charge that
approximately $500 acres Of potatoes
would be grown in the Minot district
this year. Most of the farmers are
confining their attention to small five
to ten acre plots and are seeking q
good quality.
The temporary committee, appoint.
ed at q former meeting to give par.
ticular attention to the warehouse
proposition, was instructed to proceed
with the organization Of the warehouse
association. This committee consists
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Randlett Calls State Meeting of Potat'


Problems of vital Importance to
farmers of North Dakota who plan
to raise potatoes in 1922 and in COM
ing years will be discussed at a state
wide conference open to the general
public at Grand Forks Friday, March
81, according to call issued today by
Director G. w. Randlett of the North
Dakota Extension division.
The tentative program, as outlined
by Mr.. Randlett, includes a report
of the special potato marketing COM
mittee; working out of an extended
plan of field inspection and certifica-
ton; discussion of the possibility of
improving grading and conditioning
practices; making plans for grading
schools next fall; discussion of the
necessary organization for successful
production and efficient marketing,
and consideration of ways and means
Of handling the 1922 potato crop.
The letter invites potato associations
to send representatives and individual
growers to attend the meeting, which
will open at a. m. in the Court House
and is planned to be one-day session.
Preliminary reports made by the pota-
to marketing committee, appointed
several months ago by the North Da-
kota Agricultural College to investi-
gate complaints made regarding the
selling of the 1921 crop, indicate that
the greatest loss to the farmer is sus-
tanned thru improper preparation Of
their product to meet the demands
Of the market; Officers of the state
potato growers association and Off
GERS Of the North Dakota Farm bureau
federation have joined with the Ex-
tension division Of the college in issu-
ing this call.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
offered to Trade Governors

A rather amusing incident occurred
at Duluth last Thursday just after
Governor r. A. Nestos had concluded
his notable address before the Rotary
convention. A Rotarian from Wis
consin proposed before the convention
that Wisconsin and North Dakota
trade Governors. Another Wisconsin
Rotarian secured the floor and said:
81 want to 20 the brother one better.
propose that Wisconsin trade a
United States Senator for North
Dakota governor.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Night School Ends March 81

The Adult Night school will close
a week from Friday night. March 81.
There will be an exhibit Of scms Of
the work done during the sessi n at
the high school auditorium that night
to which the public is invited. A
good program is being arranged for
the closing night and Miss Nelson,
state superintendent of public inst rug
ton, has been invited to be present.
IS The attendance has been better
than ever before and the interest has.
kept up well. j. H. Cotton, the di-
rector of the night school and his
able corps of instructors have done
gosd work.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23

nously opposed the plan but resolved
that if division must come, it hopes
that North Dakota and Minnesota may
comprise one district.
Norman Black, publisher of the
Fargo Forum, was unanimously cho-
sen governor of the 18th district and
Milwaukee was selected for the 1928
convention.
The outstanding feature of the en-
tire convention was the address of
Governor R. A. Nestos, member Of
the Minot Rotary club, who spoke
Thursday afternoon. This was the
first address delivered outside the
state by the Governor since his elec-
ton, and he welcomed the opportun-
ity to talk on North Dakota's condi-
ton in hopes that the 1900 delegates
from the four states would carry back
to- their communities true concep-
ton of the wonderful resources of our
state and view our commonwealth in
it's true light. Every word he spoke
carried weight and when he had end
ed, the entire convention was on it's
feet, cheering him. Fred Carberry,
noted Milwaukee singer, mounted the
stage and led the audience in singing
"The Star Spangled Banner, while
some Rotarians from the balcony wav-
ed beautiful silk American flag.
That evening in the hotel lobbies,
the address of Governor Nestos was
the chief topic Of conversation and
thruout the following day he received
the heartiest of congratulations for
the effective manner in which he had
preached the gospel of North Dakota.
The effects Of this address will be far
reaching to our great Northwestern
empire.
The parade Friday afternoon was an
interesting feature Of the convention.
1t extended for nearly mile along
Superior street. The Minot Rotar-
ians with their purple and gold coats,
caps and neckties to match, headed by
the drum corps in charge of John
Howard, made a very favorable show
ing. There were several bands. Fargo
was headed by large drum corps.
The various clubs appeared in gorge
Gus uniforms.
The Minot special car was hauled
to St. Paul Friday night with the St
Paul special train, the Rotarians
spending Saturday in the Twin Cities
The following comprised the Mi
not contingent:
Il. r. Barron, A. +. BOynt0n, Akse
Bratsberg, Stanley Colburn, G. D. Col.
cord, C. E. Danielson, Hal S. Davies
Norman Ellison, Peter Fugelso, r. M
Graham, J. E. Howard, Archie D. Nc.
Camel, John F. MCGUIRE, Mike Null
roy, j. w. Morrell, Francis Murphy
R. F. Mills, D. E. Mair, Gov. R. A
Nestos, r. w. Pence, Ed A. Shirley
J. C. Smallwood, w. NJ. Smart, B. E
Stewart, w. P. Stevenson, F. P. Tay
lor, W. D. Campbell, F. c. Upton, H
NJ. Wilson and Chas. Zehringer.
The 1900 Rotarians spent about
$1O0,00O.0O attending the two days
convention, which averaged abou
100000 per hour thruout the conven
ton. Duluth spent in addition abou
$25,0OO.OO entertaining her guests
No one regrets the time and money
expended. One-third of the tota
Rotary membership of the 18th Dis
trict attended the convention.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1922-03-23
Excellent Cast for whats Worth
WhilAn

Lois Weber has shown directorial
finess in assembling the cast for
whats Worth While :" her latest
Paramount picture. which comes to the
Orpheum theatre next Wednesday and
Thursday. I.
Claire Windsor, newest discovery
and feminine lead in previous Weber
triumphs, is leading woman. Louis
Calhern, who makes, his film debut
in whats Worth While :" was pop
ular hero Of many stage performances.
Mona Lisa, who will be remembered
as the 'vamp" in "To Please One
Woman, Arthur Stuart Hull and Ed.
win Stevens complete the cast.