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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-09
SYRUP PEPSIN In OLD AGE
Much used by elderly
people for constipation,
biliousness, head.
aches, etc.

MANY men and women, as
NA they grow older, suffer
constantly from little ills. The
cause is the poisons produced
by chronic constipation, result.
ing in headaches, depression,
bloating, sour stomach, bad
breath, etc. A single bottle OF
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
will prove to you that you can
so regulate yourself that elimi-
nation will occur promptly
every day. Increased doses
are not necessary. 1t is COM
bination Of Egyptian SIENNA and
othersimplel laxative herbswith
pepsin. The cost is only about
a cent a dose.
In spite OF the fact that DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin has
been on the market 30 years
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-09
TIE DOVE OF PEACE.

oh, the dove is shot to pieces,
and 1t wobbles as it flies, with its
plumage all in creases and red
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-09

There are no living descendants
OF Shakespeare, Cowper, Dryden,
Swift, Chaucer, Pope, Shelley, or
Byron.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-09

DIT. Baird has absolute proof that tu'
oerculosis can be healed in all climates
by THE INHALANT METHOD. Results
are nationwide. For further particulars
address THE INHALANT METHOD CO"
suite 500 Union League Bldg, Key No
80, Los Angeles. Calit.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-06-09

The cucumber is really a fruit,
and not a vegetable.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
D. A. c. COED RIFLE
TEAM BEATS SYRACUSE:

OREGON AGRICULTURAL. AOL-
LEGE, Corvallis, March 13.-The col
lege co-eds won an unusually close
rifle match from the girls at Syracuse
university with an average of 92.2 per
cent. The o. A. C. team scored total
Of 922 and the university finished
with 915.
The individual scores were high and
consistent. Not a girl fell below SS.
A. Hahn, N. Maggini, and B. Jarmon
tied for first place with 95 out of n
possible 100. The other girls scores
were C. Patterson 90; E. Clifton 93;
NJ. Brothers 90; y. Steels 80; f, Mays
80; Il. Anderson 80, and~B. Morris SS.
The Aggie girls have won all but
one of their numerous matches and
have made themselves well known on
many of the campuses in the, United
States. Lieutenant w. e. Scott, cav
airy, and Sergeant G.. C. Woodbury. in
fantry, are coaching the girls.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
Blind Man Says
Short Skirts
Are Big Help

P)-John MacJohn, blind pencil mer-
chant, shifted his cud and spat.
II see the girls skirts are gettin'
longer" remarked John, "and I'm glad
TO see it,
why John, you can't see anything,
you know" said the reporter.
"Ffgger Of speech, son, Know what
that is. don't ye?" John spat again.
His trajectory was high and his range
long. From the department store win
COW against which he stood he could
drop projectile over the exact edge
Of the curb at the northwest corner of
seventh and Broadway.
|, We'll, John, I'll bit. Why are YOU
glad to see this change in the style Of
skirts -
John accepted nickel and went
through the formality of proferring a
pencil and having 1t declined.
Because it's lot safer for blind
man to cross the street now. When
every woman wore skirts above her
Knees these durn autymobeel drivers
never looked where they was goin'.
More'n once I had to holler at 'em to
Keep from gettin' run over.
In the green room of the big thea.
ter just across the street from Johns
place of business, Mile. Kitty Sutton
the Powder Puff Girl" crossed a pair
Of very shapely legs.
Il see skirts are getting longer" re-
marked Mile Kitty, "and I'm glad"
why, Kitty, you make your living
with short skirts
That's the reason, dumbell'! re-
piled Kitty.
She uncrossed her legs and flipped
a cigarette ash. Her range was long
and her field of distribution wide.
From where she sat in the corner she
could flip cigarette ashes all over the
room.
What do you mean, Kitty?"
It's as plain as your ears. An hon
est working girl amt got much chance
" hen every Jane on the street is in
direct competition with her. Marcus
Loewe gave me a contract because he
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
Social and Club Nezes
GIRLS CLUB FLoURIsHING.

GIRLS CLUB FLOURISHING.
One of the most promising of the
girls clubs OF the county is the
Riverside Girls Club of which Mrs.
Clara Porter Smith is leader. The
membefs are Delpha owen. Gene
We've Kriger, Nina English. Golda
Sramer. Vesta Owen. Leila Tenney
and LeOna Berry
The club entertained recently in
honor of Miss Helen Cowgirl, of the
Oregon Agricultural College. state
club leader. The affair was at the
home of Mrs. Smith and besides the
members and honoree, the guests
were Mrs. Edith G. Van Deusen,
county leader, Mrs. Edward Morgan,
Mrs Arthur Berry, Mrs. Charles
Owen, Mrs. J. u. English, Mrs.
George Watehtel, Mrs. Harry Tenney.
Mrs. William Kriger, Mrs. ]. r..
Porter, Miss Lillian Stephens and
Miss Nell Chandler
The club meets weekly for n few
hours OF sewing. The organization
has chosen blue and rose as its COL
ors and the club emblems are the
, rose and the bluebird. The motto
for the club is Life is worth while,
liz you but SMILE"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13

expected people to pay to see someth-
ing. Thy amt paying to see what they
can see free on every street corner"
Across Broadway where. on famil-
lar sign, pig dances eternally to his
own piping, Maybelle Cushett was be-
hind the pastry counter.
We'll, I see the skirts are getting
longer, and believe me, I'm glad"
Maybelle has very pretty face. Her
lips were read as the cherry that en-
tered them.
AS soon as this dress wears out I'm
going to have one ankle length"
why, Maybelle? Just style?"
"Umph!" Maybelle shifted.
Somebody called. Maybelle came
1ut from behind the counter. Then
t was all very plain indeed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
BLIND PROFESSOR TELLS
ABOUT SIXTH SENSE

UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Eu-
gene March 13.-Tom Cutsford the
blind graduate assistant in the psy-
chology department, says it is easier
to feel the presence of tall objects to
one side than it is short objects or OBJ
iects directly in front of one. He
brought out this and other results of
the Hawthorne Club, the university
psychology group, at the Thursday
hight meeting.
His talk, which was entitled "The
Sixth Sense" included discussion of
the relative abilities of the blind and
those who can see in the matter of
sensing" invisible objects. Cutsford
declared that DR.. r. II. Wheeler, pro-
fessor of psychology, with whom he is
working to find the basis of the so
called sixth sense" Is more highly
sensitized that he is and that the doc
tor Is better able to feel the pres
ence Of invisible objects. 1.-THE only
reason blind people are sometimes
"NNNNi "HiV W iVNi tiic piNSNhNc VI wv
jects is because they have used this
facility more" he said A..
9TH question has come up time and
time again in scientific circles he de-
! clared as to what sense organs regis
| ter his so-called sixth sense. Up to
this time DR.. Wheeler and have been
unable to come to any definite conclu-
sions but it is our belief that the so
called sixth sense is mike d sensation
of the ear and Of the nerves in the
skin and face.
The latter part of his talk was taken
up with review of the literature of
tactual sensation of epicritic and pro-
topathic sensation as written by Dr..
Edwin G. Boring, professor of expert
mental psychology in Clark University.
1t was brought out in the review that
there is no distinctive protopathic and
epicritic sensation, which means that
the sensation one receives when
nerve is cut Is not due to any sensi-
Witty which still remains there but to
the overlapping of other nerves, which
lead in from the sides.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
H O M E DEMONSTRATION
IDEAS FOR HOUSEWIVES
, Start the Children Right With I
3 a Good breakfast.

Z Many children, big and little, =
Z awaken each morning without !
Z appetite for food. This condi- I
+ tion may be helped sometimes
= by having more fresh air in the I
+ sleeping room.
+ 1t is not wise to allow the chill
+ dren to start to school or to
. work without eating something.
Z Habits of eating may be form
4 ed more easily in childhood, and
= eating breakfast each morn
+ ing is habit that all children
+ should learn.
+ School teachers know which :
+ children have received the right
4 kind Of food and care before
+ coming to school. A child who
= has eaten breakfast is less likely
+ to be tired and irritable in the
+ middle of the morning.
A good breakfast each day
will help the child to have reg
= ular bowel movement each
morning before going to school.
. = = = = - = =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
ENrERTAIN MITH pARTY

Mr.. and Mrs. William Z. HanscOm
were hosts on saturday evening at
their home ON Logan street, entertain
Ing with a card party.
Four tables were in play. Mrs. Ros-
coe Vaughn and o. Bissinger winning
the nieh score tronhies. and Pov Eur
nish the consolation prize. shamrocks
nj other decorations appropriate TO
the st. Patrick's season were used in
decorating. Mrs. Harold Wissler as
sisted the hostess in serving.
Guests were Mr.. and Mrs. Claude
Hanscom, Mr.. and Mrs. o. Bissinger.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roscoe Vaughn, Mr.. and
Mrs. Dale Mercer, Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil
Sykes, Miss Sybil Michaels, Mr.. and
Mrs. Harold Wissler. Roy Furnish and
Jack Gloyd.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
MISS RI-pNsIDE TO WED

MISS BURNSIDE TO WED
OF interest to the PendletOn friends
of Miss Catherine Burnside Of Port
land is the announcement Of her be-
throthal to Edgar b. Piper. Of Port
and. Miss Burnside. who has visited
here as the guest Of Mrs. Guy BOyden,
is a graduate of the University OF
Washington. a national officer Of Kap-
pa Kappa Gamma and a member OF
Phi Beta Kappa. During the war she
worked in munitions plants in the
south and east, organizing recreational
work amoung the girls employed
there. She is very prominent in Y. w
c. A. work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13

There is only one god, and that
god Is Allah," yelled young man nj
midnight, from the top of n lonely hill
IN Nashville, Tenn. The police were
not placated until American Legion
comrades explained that he was being
initiated into Greek letter fraternitr
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
PORTRAIT OF MAS KERN.

Yesterdays society section of the
Oregon Journal contained an attrac-
tive portrait of Mrs. Lowell Kern, for
merly of this city. Mrs Kern enter
tanned recently for Miss Dorothy
Strowbridge, who on Wednesday will
become the bride of Philip Jackson,
son of Mr. and Mrs. c. S. Jackson, for
mer Pendleton residents
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
OPERA SEASON ATTRACTS

The season of opera, which will
open in Portland March 90, is attract
ing the interest of Pendleton music
lovers. In addition to the two fore
most stars, Mary Garden and Lucien
Muratore, among others who will be
heard in various operate roles are
Edith Mason, Rosa Raisa, Cyrena Van
Gordon and Edward Johnson.
Among those who will be in Port
land for the opera season are Mrs.
James Hill, Mrs. r. II. Newport of
Hermiston, Mrs. Norborne Berkeley,
Miss Mildred Berkeley, Mrs. Benjamin
L. Burroughs and Mrs. Lawrence G.
Frazier
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
LITTLE SON NAMED

The little son of Mr.. and Mrs. Blaine
Burton has been named Blaine Allen.
The new arrival was born on Friday
at st. Anthony's hospital and weighs
nine pounds. Mrs. Burton was for
merly Miss Vida Stages, of Weston.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
2. T. A. TO MEET.

The Parent Teacher Association of
Riverside school will meet on Friday,
March II. Those who pay dues will
receive u shamrock badge. In OBJ
servance'of St. Patrick's day, mem
bers are asked to respond TO roll call
with an Irish joke, story or song.
Following the program a supper will
be served.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
BABY is BORN

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank II. Friese (Ruth
Ferguson) are being congratulated on
the arrival of baby boy born early
In the week at Snohomish. The baby
VIII be christened Frank Henry III.
His mother is the daughter of DR..
Belle Ferguson of this city and Mr..
Friese has many friends here.-Ore-
goniah
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
ARE PENDLEToN VISITORS.

MT. ana Mrs. Waldon Rhea, of
Westland, arrived in Pendleton yester-
day, en- route home after a visit iir
Portland. Miss Irene Rhea, who Is a
teacher in the public schools of Pilot
Rock, and her sister, Mary Louise,
VINO has been visiting in Pilot Rock,
spent the day here with Mr.. and Mrs.
Rhea.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
MRS. GNAvAUCH HERE.

Mrs. William Gnavauch. and son
Louis. of Naches, Washington. are
guests at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
p Newquist. Mrs. Gnavauch is a
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Newquist.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
is VISITOR HERE.

Mrs. c. r. Henderson, of Belling-
nam, Washington. is in Pendleton as
a guest of her brothers, James i.
Garden and Al Garden. 1t is her
first visit in the past thirty-five
years.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
LITTLE DAUGHTER ROM

MI ana Mrs s. A. Morton are the
parents OF little daughter born on
rriday afternoon at their home, zoe
Tustin street
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13

WILL RETURN TOMORROW.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Bond are ex-
pected to return tomorrow after
short sojourn in Portland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
VISITS IN WAI.IA XVAr

't7I " ~ TN WHJII.A WALI4A
Mrs W. B. Mays spent the week.
rnd IN Walla Walla visiting her son,
Bert Mays.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-13
w. C. T. U. TO MEET.

w. C. T. U. TO MEET.
The Womens Christian Temperance
Union VIII meet tomorrow afternoon
at $3.50 o'clock in the club rooms of
the county library. Members and
friends will attend.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1922-08-25
Watermelon
Feast, Sunday
September 9rd

Dig out yor, ears folks, al.d get
ready to plant your tcctp IN the
center of great big piece Of
luscious So&,i' Dak"ta ~ Nn
watermelon, for the big waterme!-
on feast day has been announced
for Sunday, September Bird, 1929,
at the Dithmer ranch, south Of
Kadoka in Washabaugh County.
On that important Sunday each
and every visitor to this ranch
will be given all the watermelon
that they possibly eat and this
absolutely free Of charge. Mr.. H.
j. Woodland, who has been occupy
ing the Dithmer ranch has a
great crop of melons, anil It being
his desire. as we'll as that of the
owners, to share their t,ood for
tune with their ncighbors and
friends are extending an invitat-
ion to one and all who visit the
ranch on the above day and enjoy
all of the fine ripe melons that
they can hold. No charge what
ever will be made for the melons
that the visitor eat, and everyone
is urged to bring a lunch, camp
out for the day and enjoy eating
the melons to the fullest extent.
A general invitation is extended
to everyone, and besides enjoying
rare feast some mighty fine cou-
ntry will be viewed and camping
places of extreme comfort can be
found by all. The melons are
great large juicy ones of the fin
est varieties, and are ample in
number so that everyone can have
their fill. Should melons be desir-
ed by the visitors to be taken to
their homes they can be secured at
the ranch at the very nominal
charge of twenty-five cents apiece
but absolutely no charge will be
made for the melons eaten at the
ranch, and the only concern Of
the owner and tenant will be to see
that all the visitors are thorolghly
supplied with all they can eat Of
the ripest and most select of their
hinge crop of melons.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1922-08-25
Prizes Being
Offered For
Corn Exhibits

J. w. Canney of Stamfor, who
will have charge of the Jackson
County exhibit at the State Fai
at Huron on September llth tt
18th, was in Kadoka yesterday il
the interests of the exhibit which
he will put on at Huron. Mr.
Canney states that he is filling
the various items in good shape
and with little more help from
the farmers Of the county is con
fident that Jackson County vii
give the other exhibitors might.
hard run for first place.
The exhibit is still short on the
corn, and a special arrangement
is being made to fill this depart
ment. Mr.. Canney has made ar
rangements to have specimen
corn brought to the various town.
of the county and these will b,
gathered up and brought to Kad
Okla where a competent Judge will
score the exhibits and a prize o,
fifty cents will be awarded OF
each variety desired, the best o!
the corn being taken with the eX
hibit to the fair. Twelve ears OF
each variety is necessary, and the
following is list of the varieties
necessary to fill this department
under the state fair rules:
Yellow Dent Corn, three varie-
ties.
White Dent Corn, two varieties.
Mixed Dent Corn, one variety.
Flint Corn, one variety.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1922-08-25
Masonic District
= -
Meeting Sept. II

On Monday, September llth, the
District Meeting of the Masoni,
lodges of this district will be held
in Kadoka, and arrangements are
being made for most beneficial
meeting. The meeting will be in
charge of District Lecturer J. II.
Cox of Muir do, and large delega-
tions will be present from the
Masonic lodges at Midland Murdo,
Philip and Cottonwood and the ca
pacity of the Temple in Kadoka
will be taxed to the limit. The
sessions of the meeting will open
in the afternoon and at six O'Clock
a banquet supper will be served
in the Temple dining room, and in
the evening the Master Mason
degree will be conferred upon a
candidate. A school of instruct.
ion viii be conducted by District
Lecturer J. II. Cox and outside
speakers Of prominence have been
secured to deliver addresses for
the occasion, and special music
will also feature each of the ses-
siOns.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1922-08-25
Interior Round Up
Now 0n-ClOSeS Today

The Interior Round Up opened
Wednesday morning, under the
auspices of the Bad Land View
Post No. 1876 Of the American
Legion, and with clear bright
weather big crowds have featured
the attendance for the first two
days. The programs are reported
as being exceptionally strong this
year, and the entertainment provi-
ded for the visitors is highly plea
sig to all attending. Thirty two
riders were entered for tho buck
ing contests on Wednesday, anC
twelve entries were made for the
roping contests, with fourtecn en-
tries in the bulldogging and other
contests.
The Round Up will continue
over today, and the finals will be
the feature attractions. along
with the Tyndall American Legion
band and the special steer bull
logging by Sharpnel Herchcr, the
nine year old wonder and trick
and fancy roping by jimmie
Kendell, age seven, the. y1urgest
trick roper. in the United Statcr
Interior and Belvidere will play
ball in the. forenoon, and th,. re
will be plenty on the program to
please, everyone.y Kadoka will
again today send down big cro-
wd as she has for the two days
past.
The Kadoka press and Kadoka reporter. [volume] (Kadoka, S.D.) 1910-1923, 1922-08-25

vice president of the Association
for South Dakota, was also called
upon and seconded the talk made
by Mr.. Henry and added many
statements of significance of this
highway to or state. In part he
said, We in South Dakota have
always felt that we were indebted
to Sheridan and Mr.. Fisher for
this big vision which has become
reality" Reports from tho
Custer Highway Greeters were
made by Mrs Fisher. founder of
this ladies' organization and she
explained the working of the org
anizatlon and the good that was
being accomplished in the many
towns in which these organiza-
tions exist. Amongst the ladies
making reports from the various !
towns in this community were Mrs
{. T. Bates of Stamford, Mrs. Geo.
Williams of Reliance and Mrs. ].
5 Lockwood of CHAMBERLAIN. and
following these reports the greet
ers were by unanimous vote
made a part of the Custer organ
ization. Other addresses of inter-
est and benefit were made by
state and highway officials OF the
various states through which the
L. Il. II. passes, and the the elect
ion of officer was taken up.
The officers elected for the
ensuing year were those who
have headed the organization for
the year just closed and their re-
election was just a recognition Of
the able manner in which they
have handled the affairs Of the as
sociation. The officers are w. Fl.
Wallace. Sheridan. Wyoming, Pres-
ident; w. d. Fisher, Sheridan,
Wyoming, Secretary; and F. p.
GLADDEN., Hardin, Montana, Treas
urer. The vice-presidcnt for
South Dakota is George NJ. Town
send of Mitchell.
One Of the big features of the
Convention was the decision reac-
he'd to extend the Highway from
Omaha, Nebraska, on to st Louis,
Missouri and tins will be done as
rapidly as funds are available, and
the Custer Highway will in this
manner be given a great opportu-
nifty of connecting with the east
and west roads from the eastern
states. Sioux Falls, S. d. was,
named as the convention city Of,
1923, and the resolutions were ado
pied thanking the city of Sheri-
dan for it's hospitality, and also
praising the hard and diigent
work of Secretary w. ID. Fisher,
throsgh whose efforts the high
way has reached such place in
the leading ranks amongst the
highways of the state. The resoi-
utions' also called upon the towns
to establish and better equip their
camping grounds.
Just prior to the closing of the
convention President Wallace an
nounced the appointment of his
committees and upon these are
the following from South Dakota:
Resolutions, John Lockwood, Cha
mberlain; George NJ Townsend,
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