The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-10
Barometer of Public Opinion
Monkeys ara McI.

Editor World CONNIE Iting on your editorial
this morning on Men, Monkeys and Monog-
omy." Monogomy meaning marrying only once
suppose. As nature gave us practically 4S
feet of intestines TO initiate thrice daily. and
also the knowledge Of weights and measures In
book FORM It follows that the latter puts us Mt
disadvantage with our brother animal, the
monkey.
We can learn first hand from observation 10
we take the time to do So that love and money
very seldom. IL ever go together. 1t stands to
reason that they should not. could not and will
not. man that's capable OF making million
dqtlars through dckering, dealing and barter
ing grows a face himself like the rock ribbed
hills of eternal time, that no woman could love
with n soft tender love whore she would throw
caution to the winds and born him all the chill
dren he wants.
The monkey takes the other position of let
ting the morrow take care of itself and thereby
leaves the face in a soft, pliable with the en-
phass on pable) natural condition. There Is
naught between the male and female monkey
but love and affection.
The male and female monkeys marry their
equals In Drawn and intellect, and the scale
balances nicely Man on the other hand. rich.
but with a face like washboard, picks out a
beauty for wife, "a wife that has face as
void of commercalsm monkeys. and pays
her the difference in money and flowers, and
through force of circumstances she accepts him
as an unwelcome guest, the money to pay her
brothers hospital bill and the flowers she gives
to her real sweetheart.
II men and women were as careful In picking
| their mates as the birds are in the spring gtme,
| 1t would be pleasure for each OF them to rock
the cradle, and divorce courts would be a thing
| of the past.
II is real fact that there arc real mates in
| the world, what mean by that is where nan
| likes his real wife. and her only and a woman
who likes her real husband and him only
through combination of three Ingredients
namely: Love, affection and honor. they will
love each other in sickness and health and pow
| erty and wealth. and when such a man sees
| flapper 1t only makes him mad that his own
wife has not got those clothes instead Of that
commerciazed human body who Is peddling
disease and pestilence wherever she goes be
! cause she Is too damned lazy to wash the dishes
| In a decent homo.
| 1t Is true that woman has long periods OF
| inactivity when following natures laws strictly
| and activity or inactivity that man Is not sub.
| on the same lines, has ample time to exercise
| MS commercial propensaties for the benefits
| of the expected addition TO the family which
| VIII furnish perfect alibi to your wife and
without detriment to yourself and her affec.
| tions
| We're are somewhat on the order of the dog,
ana cats. lions and tigers. etc, when IL come.
| TO building little nest way out in the west
| ana we don't miss the world very much we tus
let 1t slip by. That's why you're not cros,
| when another. one comes and when you Sc,
them playingSstark naked on the floor ant
| notice their pure perfectly formed bodies you'l
swell with pride and be glad that you have a
last got the evidence that you have kent tn,
faith, and that their little bodies are not mark o,
with crimson stain. And instead of beating ,
tlapper all the way to hell you can at leas
lay down like Moses did Mount Nebo 4,
sight or the promised land with the approbatio,
OF your own conscience. and not miss the pro
fessonal mourners E. r. HANNIEJN
| Tulsa, Jane z