davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Some Distance.-A' group of visitors
were going through the county Jaa'
and q burly negro trusty was called
to open doors for them.
How do you like it here" one OF
the women asked
Like it, ma'am? If eveh All gets
out Ahll go so fer from here it'll take
nine dollars to SEN me postal card
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Knew His Way-Stranger tat Contl-
mental pa ace gates)-"This is .visitorS
day, is it not?"
Attendant-"Yes, sir. Shall l show
YOU around?'
Stranger-"Oh, don't trouble. l USED
to be king here once.-The Passihs
Show CLondon).
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20
A Long Way to eo.-colored Recruit

Say, sahjent, lucidate to me de
s'nificance OBJ dis heah numbah which
pears on NAH loomnun' lavilleGh."
Old -Tlmcr-"Boy. lissen to know"
ledge. OATS yo heavenly billet numoah
in case de ole bony gent wild de crook
ed razoo axdentaIly unhitches yo' soul
from yo' galluses."
Colored Rtcruit-"Hot towel! Sho
hopes NAH wings fits bettah dan desc
cowhide bahges, p'vidin' ah has 10
propel mashe'f to Numbah S,25O,SS4
Pah-dise Avenoo" o"-The American Le-
gion Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

She Knew a Heg.-A New Orleans
lady was waiting to buy ticket at the
nicture show, when a stranger bump
ed her shoulder. She glanced at him.
feeling it was done Intentionally.
We'll" he growled, don't eat me
up"
You are in no danger, sir" she SAID
81 am a Jewess"-The Lawyer ano
Banker.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Immaterial-The office stenogra-
pher was mentally upset over her ina
bility to spell graphic" How do you
spell graphic, with one f or two! she
asked. -"If you are going to use any,
the genial boss replied, 'you might as
we'll use two."-The Veteran Magazine,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Simple if You Know How.-Bosh-
"Just saw man with his arms OF at
the shoulder cutting wood. Quite a
difficult stunt"
Frosh-"How did he do it?'
Rosh-"He held the handle in his
mouth and turned somersaults."
Orange Owl.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

considerate-"Would you mind driv-
ing a little slower, old man.
Not getting scared, are you?"
"Oh. no. nothing like that, but L"
hate 10 take an unfair advantage OF my
life insurance company."-New York
Sun.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20
a Changing Feature.-Jack-"N

Freddies been hurt at football!
Fond Mamma-"Oh. dear dear!
What does the telegram say"
Jack" Nose broken. How shall
-hove Il set-Greek or. RomanT ?. LON
don Nail
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

-Si Hawkins has hound named
Ruble. He says the dog isn't good
for anything.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Remember that today is Your op-
pof'tnhity;" tomorrow is some other
fellows:
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

if you are so sure it is unconstitution-
al?" he asked.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20


That in a nutshell explains Mr.. Sun
days attitude. He is preaching, as
he states and as is so evident to the
majority at least of those who have
heard him, not to win praise from his
feliowmen but to win souls for Jesus.
Could any ambition be more laud-
able? Could any follower Of the resur-
rected Chi ist strive to do more?
Consider the early life of Mr.. sun
day. He was left an orphan. His
father was killed while fighting in the
Federal army and the little orphan had
his own way to make in life. He was
at one time a railway fireman, shovel
/ ing coal on the great Northwestern
Railway. Later he was a professional
baseball player.
! God works mysterious ways his
wonder to perform" it has been said
That God called him to preach, Mr.
! Sundays life proves that. AS fire.
man on a big railway locomotive he
was not too far away for God 10
call him: as a professional baseball
player he was not too, far away for
| God to use him for the spiritual ad-
ycncement of thousands of immortals
Retiring from the diamond tc
preach Mr.. Sunday began on a salary
of SS3 per month. This was promised
him each month but usually it was
only fraction of that amount that ne
got. At the same time the baseball
managers besieged lin with tele'
grams. Offering Il salary of sl,5OO pei
month.
-. ..:.:....- No. Guarantee. ., .....-...;
Did he quit? No. Has he ever beer
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-20

Did he quit? No. Has he ever been
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
EDITOR TO STUDY
MARKETING PLANS

CHICAGO, Ill.-To gain first hand
information on advanced methods of co
operative marketing with the hope to
shed further light on the marketing
problems that confront American farm
ers, the American Farm Bureau Fed
Grafton has commissioned Samuel Ad-
ans, editor of the American Fruit
Grower, to make extensive studies OF
this form of marketing as used in Eng
land, Ireland, Sweden, France. Nor
way, Denmark and Germany. He will
leave for England June 3.
Il hope to gather a great amount OF
information dealing with cooperative
marketing from the countries where 1t
was born and where 1t was succeeded
best" states Mr.. Adams. The editor
will make report on his return to the
executive committee of the American
Farm Bureau Federation on the specific
problems in which 1t is interested. He
will not, however, limit his investiga-
ton TO any particular commodities. but
will study cooperative marketing as an
improved system Of marketing farm
products.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
FOREIGN TRADE PLANS
CALL FOR EXPANSION

wASHINGTON.-Fo trade pro
motion plans Of the commerce depart
ment for the coming fiscal year call for
a marked expansion Of activities, ac-
cording to an outline made public last
night by Director Klein of the bureau
Of foreign and domestic commerce.
Trade commissioners will be sent into
Russia as soon as conditions permit, he
said.
Specialists in American export COM
modites, he announced, will By as
signed to the departments offices in
London, Berlin. Paris, Rome, Madrid
and elsewhere in Europe. while new
office will be opened at Athens
A permanent office is to be estab-
lished in Colombia, while existing trade
commissioners to Buenos Aires. Rio de
Janeiro, Mexico City and elsewhere.
In the Far East he stated, several
will be opened.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
Cost Dollar Mile
To Speed Around
In Old St. LOuey

ST. LOUIS Mo.-Speeding is the
costliest ordinance violation INDUCED
in by st. Louisians.
Starting at scratch it costs 81 per
mile to speed here. The minimum fine
for this offense is $2S as the automobil-
list has not broken the ordinance until
he has stepped on it" at the rate Of
2S miles an hour. A two time offender
is assessed double this rate, and third
offense carries $500 fine.
The auto speeder in st. Louis is look
ed upon as the angel Of the police
court. Prior to the advent of the au-
tomobile, the police courts annually sus-
tanned deficits, according to the rec
ords, but the erring autoist has turned
profit into loss. The last annual re-
port of the police court showed that
they had incomes of nearly $4,000
with expenses Of only s25,oO0. Most
of the income was derived from fines
imposed on motorists.
Being In the habit of usually paying
their fines in cash, few automobilists
spend time in the workhouse for their
offense. If the speeder hasn't the
amount Of his fine, he is given grace
to collect the cost Of his indiscretion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
CATTLE QUARANTINE
REMAINS In EFFECT

OKLAHOMA CITY.-Quarantine proc
lamation covering certain grazing ter
ritory in the Usage country. which
prohibited cattle with ticks being ship
ped into the area affected, and which
was to have been effective between
March 81 and May Is, has been extend
ed indefinitely by the state board OF
agriculture. The area covered in the
proclamation is "any point in Usage
county, that part Of Kay county east
of the Arkansas river, at any point on
the Santa Fe railroad in Washington
county, and at any point on the Mid
land Valley north Of Tulsa, in Tulsa
county"
Any cattle arriving at these places
shall be held in the cattle pens until
inspected by an authorized inspector
of the federal bureau or of the state
department of agriculture. If such
cattle are found free of ticks they will
be so certified.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
POLITICAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS

The Ardmoreite is authorized to an
nounce the following candidates for
designated offices. their candidacy be-
eing subject 10 the action OF the Demo
cratic primary:
For Senate, 18th District:
EARL A. BROWN.
ASA E. WALDEN.
For District Judge:
]. b. MOORE.
w. +. FREEMAN.
For County Judge:
NJ. f. WINFREY Re-election).
For Sheriff:
HOMER BRITTON.
GUS GAINES.
]. w. (BILL) BROOKS.
TOM CARTER.
EWING c. LONDON.
For County Attorney:
JOHN L. HODGE.
For County Treasurer:
FRED S. HAYNIE (re-election).
For County Clerk:
MADISON DAWSON.
ADAM ALEXANDER.
X. S. HENDON.
For County Assessor:
JOHN II. SPEARS, (re-election)
r. L. ("SHoRTY) GRESHAM.
For Court Clerk:
JESS ]. LASLEY (Re-election).
For Commissioner:
o. ID. THOMAS. Dist. One).
LEE PASCHALL (Distict No. ~
NJ. r. PIERCE. District p.
o. X. DARDEN. Prect 3.
JOE HARRELL District No. 81.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08

In England, a Ford license is more
than sl00. They don't like a joke.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
King Boris Sells
Private Stock To
Pay.Off His Debts

SOFIA-The young King Boris o
Bulgaria is so much in need Of ready
cash to maintain his modest househol"
that he has sold some Of his automo
biles and all of the wines and liquors
belonging to his father, the exiled Fer
dnand. American visitors to Bulgarlo
have been surprised to find old vintage
wines and rare champagnes from the
royal palace on the tables Of Sofas
hotels at 81 a bottle.
The former Car Ferdinand, now bar
red from Bulgaria, enjoyed in his days
Of imperial power all the luxuries and
extravagances Of the royal sovereigns
Of the Elizabethan age. But his son.
who is beloved Of all the people for
his simplicity and lack of ostentation,
lives almost as humbly and plainly as
one Of his peasants. Bulgarians say
when the father fled the country. just
before the armistice he took with him
all the crown jewelry, money and real
liable assets and left the son nothing
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
PRISON RIOTERS
Whipped BEFORE
ORDER RESTORED
Cook County Jail Quite When
Warden Lashes Number
of Inmates Who Cause
Night Disturbance

Observation-Disclosures in a riot in
the Cook county Jail last night were
taken from their cells early today and
whipped by Warden Wesley Westbrook
and 80 guards before the disturbance
was stopped. The riot started because
Of an order limiting the prisoners right
to receive visitors once instead Of twice
a week
The riot started in the fourth tier.
Flaming blankets set afire by prison.
ers were dropped to the ground floor.
Dense smoke almost suffocated many,
With steel strips torn from their hunks,
the prisoners beat upon the bars of
their cells. the bedlam being heard for
blocks. Crowds gathered Mt the Jail
entrance and police were called to beat
them away.
Efforts OF the guards to quell the riot
which began at $3.50 p. m. and lasted
until after midnight, failed until War
den Westbrook took charge OF the sit.
uation.
Thirty minutes later the Jail was
calm.
II had reasoned with them. explain
ing that the jail was so large we could
not give them as many visiting days as
formerly" westbrook said. "They re.
fused to obey and there was nothing
left to do but hammer in the fact that
they were not TO destroy property tc
gain their end"
The women's ward was close to the
disturbance. -Four babies, who were
locked up with their mothers and two
other women We're committed on a con
tempt OF court sentence, three years
old became hysterical and Jail physic
ians were called TO quiet them. One
woman about to become a mother was
reported to be suffering a severe ner
vous shock.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08

Two married people can i've cheaper
than one single man in love.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08

MONEY DOESN'T TALK AS MUCH
AS PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM MAY
INVADE THE ORIENT

NEW YORK.-If Commissioner Ken
esaw Mountain Lands consents, team
OF major league baseball players, whose
identity is withheld. will invade Japan
and the Philippine islands for a series
Of exhibition games after the season
closes this autumn, Canadian Pacific
railroad officials, who are arranging
the itinerary, announced today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08

Any boy can tell you that an apple
day won't keep the doctor away IL
it is a green apple
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08

With war in China, that famous
open door is marked Exit"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
NURSES NEEDED BY GOVERN
MENT FOR SOLDIER HOSPITALS

WASHINGTON, d. c. - The United
States Civil Service Commission states
that there is need for nurses in the
hospitals of the United States Veterans
Bureau and the Public Health Service
and at Indian schools and agencies.
Applications will be received for these
positions until further notice.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
Cl0m
i


Two married people can i've cheaper
than one single man in love.
In England, a Ford license is more
than 500. They don't like joke.
MONEY DOESN'T TALK AS MUCH
AS PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY.
ANY boy can tell you that an apple
day won't keep the doctor away II
it is a green apple
With a war in China, that famous
open door is marked Exit"
DAYS are so long now you can see
three picture shows before dark.
"Where do liars go?" is puzzling
Doyle. Perhaps they 60 wheer they
are often told to go.
1t seems that several futuristc
schools Of art have let out.
Rattle cry of the ani-bobbing cru
saders is Long may it wave"
If summer comes, can the flies be
far behind?
One paper prints a chapter from the
Bible every day. 1t Is news, and gooo
news, to some people.
A man may be down, but never OUT
unless he is down in the mouth.
If the coal strike keeps up there
will be a slate shortage.
Fact that there are bootleggers Is
proof they don't drink the kind ol
stuff they sell.
In Paris, they have dog bath house
Bathing gone to the bow-wows.
Boarders realize there's no place
like home when they see strawber-
ries on the market and prunes ON
the table.
Oysters are noted for silence, an'
they get q four-month vacation.
In New Jersey, man claims
ghost chased him 40 blocks. Prohipl
ton, where are you?
Our idea of fine thing not TO q
is laugh at a policeman's wife.
Educators looking for u new ShaS
espeare must make their old one do.
, In North Dakota, a man has whisR
ers II feet long. A clean shirt mus
last him month.
Some OF them dress as If they II
tended being wrapped in slumber.
. YOU CAN'T MAKE LOOSE END
- MEET.
When a politician sits on the fenc
( you can tell where he stands by watcl
e ing where he lies.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-05-08
REBOLD FILES PETITION
IN BANKRUPTCY SATURDAY

MUSKOGEE. Okla.-John A. Rebold,
Okmulgee oil man, filed tentative
schedule of his assets and liabilities
In federal court here Saturday. His
debts were set at sl,323,773 and his as
sets at 1884, 400 in the petition and s75'
600 Of his assets were claimed to be
exempt from the claims Of creditors.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18

LatCid: I'm certificado de salud
debe ser presentado con la solicitud
de visaci6n.
Las eXtensiones de visaciones para
entrar Y salir, Sc obtienen en- Lat
via. La information relativa GER
tificados de ceItribuci6n deben obte-
nerse del Consul americana Ell Riga,
de las autoridades locales en- Lat
via.
LithudniG Sc tiene entendido que
las persOnas que entren Lithuania,
estan Obligadas a registrarse con las
autoridades locales.
Russia del SOriet: Los americanos
que entren en- territories regidos por
los Soviets, deben entender que su en-
trada ALI Sc supone hecha bajO su
propia respOnsabilidad, Y que no pue-
den esperar la misma protection que
sc les da Ell OtroS pafses, con los cua-
les Sc mantienen relaciOnes diploma
ticas, en- las que Sc mantienen fun
ciOnarios diplOmaticos Y consulares.
Sc tiene entendido que nadie Sc
le permite entrar al territorio del So
Wet sin haber obtenidO un permiso
especial de un representante Soviet
en- ell eXtranjerO. Tales visaciones Sc
niegan veces los ciudadanos anne
ricanOs naturalizados de origen russo,
por el fundamento de que su natura-
lizaci0n en- Estados Unidos no es va
Ida de acuerdo con las leyes rusas,
y que, por tantO, tales personals siguen
siendO ciudadanos rusos bajo Ia ley
de Russia. Una visaci6n para salir de
tterritorio ruso es exigible.
YugOslGUia:
Deben hacerse solicitudes de VISA
clones, tantO para entrar como para
salfr de YugOslavia.
SaiSG:
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18
PUERTORRIQUENA" de Nuev

.PUERTORRIQUENA" de Nueva
York para darle un nuevo empuje a
los esfuerZos que aqui hemos venido
hacienda desde hace muchos amos en-
pro de nuestras libertades, derechos
regionales, hemos juzgado convenien-
te, nos ha parecido natural, eXponer
estas cordiales reflexiones, va que
aquellos Sc verian debilitados, 81 no
entorpecidos absolutamente, por toda
otra gestion que no sea la de los prin-
cipios mas elevados, pero con el res
peto a sus defensores y las buenas
formas que demandan la ciudadania
de un pueblo culto y cristiano bajo la
lente de sus mentores.
Els la collaboration que Ia "ALIAN-
IA PUERTORRIQUENA" de Nueva
York lie pide en- su nueva etapa sus
compatriotas de la isla para desarmar
aquellos norteamercianos que
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18
Ago que lnteresa a las
personas que VlaJan

! que salga de EstadOs Unidos sin pa
su poder un certificado de nacimien-
to, una nartida de bautismo o una
declaration jurada Y suscrita pOr un
ciudadano americana de reputation,
Ell In que Sc eXprese el sitio Y fecha
| de su nacimiento. TodO ciudadanO
naturalizado debe llevar cOnsigo su
certificado de naturalization. Esta
evidencia es frecuentemente necesaria
para obtener pasaje de vuelta, es
! Iitil para asegurar Ia rapida readmi-
sion Ell los Estados Unidos.
! .. .VisdciOnes:
Los ciudadanOs americanOs Que' in
tenten salir al eXtranjerO Sc les aeon
seja cOmunicarse con los representan-
tes consulares de los pafses que in
tenten visitar, acreditados Ell EstadOs
Unid0s, para obtener de ellos detalla-
la autGntica information relativa
visaciones, importaciones, viajes, re-
sidencia Y otras regulaciOnes.
2-Ceitificddos de GGcund:
A los que solicitor visaciones de
los representatives de Argentina, Bra
Sil V Venezuela. Sc les eXige que pre-
senten los funcionarios consulares,
I'm certificado de vacuna que demues-
tire que ell solicitante ha sido vacuna-
do contra la viruela. dentrO de un pc
rfodo de tempo anterior la solici
tud de visaci0n.
4.-RcgiStrO con dut0ridddcs locales.
Los ciudadanos americanoS, al des-
embarcar en- pafses eXtranjeros, deben
obtener information Immediate sObre
registro local de policfa, etc, de las
autoridades locales directamente, o
por cOnductO del COnsuladO america
no mas pr6ximo.
Sc tiene entendido que las personals
que entren Finlandia, Hungrfa,
LuXemburgo, Pafses Bajos, Nornega,
Persia, Peru, Polonia, Portugal, Ru-
mania SuiZa. estan 0bligadas a re-
gistrarse con las autoridades locales.
5.-Otrds reguldciOnes dc paises
ertrdnjerOs:
Argentina:
Certificates judiciales policia-
cos de buena conducta, certificates
con la solicitud de visaci6n.
BGlgica:
Las personals que deseen entrar
Catanga, Congo Belga, deben tener un
cOntratO de servicios Ell el territOrio
por no menos de tres meses con una
firma dedicada a negOciOs, una su-
ma de 1900 frances, Y un certificado
medicO creditivo de ser immune la
tuberculosis.
BOliUid:
Las personals que intenten viSitar
Bolivia, deben poseer certificates ju-
diciales policiacOs de buena cOnduc-
ia y creditivos de ejercer una pro-
fesiOn honrOsa, asf como un certifica-
do facultativo de inmunidad al con-
tagio infection.
ImpcIiO BritdnicO:
Todas las PERSONAL que intenten
dedicarse al trabajo de mission edu
cativO, deben Obtener un permiso es-
pecial de misioneros. el que debe ser
sometidO con la sOlicitud de visaci0n.
Las solicitudeS para estOs permisos
deben ser hechas al British Pass
port Control Officer" 20 Pearl Street,
New York City.
Las personals que salgan para el
RENO Undo con el objeto de celebrar
un contrato de servicios con un patro-
no en- aquei pals, deben tener un per-
misc del Ministro Britanico del Ira
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18
A AHGStGOS C0nQatTiOtaS

nalismo entraiia Y buscar la concor-
dia para que nuestros compatriotas Sc
estimen y Sc respeten entire 81, cesan-
do de una vez las intransigencias, y
teniendo por norte la verdad y por fin
la realization de la mas amplia JUS
ticia en- todas las circunstancias. So
10 asf daremos pruebas de sensatez,
de cordura, de solidaridad, de patrio-
tismo ante los norteamericanos que
pOdrian juzgarnos como un pueblo
irrefexivo que no sabe edificar; que
no tiene ell dominic de sus propias pa
stones, y que en- ell constante batallar
de la vida es incapaz de sobreponerse
las miserias humanas buscando solo
ell exterminio de su propia raza.
AL reorganizar la "ALIANZA
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18

nuestro argumento de la capacidad
nativa presentan ell del personalismo,
con todas sus consecuencias fatales.
Nueva York, agosto 7 de 1922.
G0nzalO O'Neill, Presidente; Isaac
Irizarry SaspOrt, Ter. Vicepresidente;
Jose Cordero de la Fuente, Edo. Vice
presidente; II. Rivera Mux0, Ser. Vice.
presidente; j. Ortiz LecOdet, 4to. vi
cepresidente; Ramon Pab6n, Tesore-
ro; Domingo CoIlazo, Secretario; Eloy
M. Ortiz, Subtesorero; Manuel San
tos Bermudez, Subsecretario.
Adhesiones.-R. Torres MazzOrana,
Professor Ernesto AndinO Cepeda.
Siguen 80 nombres mas cuyas fir
mas aparecen en- ell libro de la Alianza
Puertorriquena.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-08-18

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