The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-13


you may sit by : good fire and req
labout It.
An Idaho man has discovered tina
good wine can be made from tomatoc
We have always insisted that when
ever the tomato did start in the rae
it wouldn't take it long to catsup.
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When radio receiving outfits are q
widely distributed as telephones il
will be possible to attend the Sunda,
services and stay at home and reae
the funny papers all at the same time
~ WISH" says an Emmett girl, y
knew how these women the papers tell
about get thousands Of dollars for a
kiss. ! never could get more than
package Of gum and picture show"
q & q
Why is it that man will cheer
fully pay a thousand dollars to a
lawyer to keep him out Of jail and
kick at paying $40 to doctor to keep
him out Of hell?
At the depot a man who had IN
dulped too much in home brew inquir-
ed Of the brakey: "Whash the time OF
the Psyette train?" at goes to Pay
cite in 10 minutes" replied the brakey
afn 10 minutesp exclaimed the IN
ebriated questioner. Gee, thash rum
ming some, amt it,"
"Now, wife," said the man who had
Deen i'll with the flu, I'm feeling con-
better this morning and II
you will hand me my pants | reckon
m get up for SPELL" "No, you
yon't.v CALCULATED his wife. "There's
mighty nigh half Of that bottle OF
medicine | paid dollar for. You
tay right there in bed till you've
ook it all"
When the school inspector walked <
n the class pulled itself together and
etermined not to make any mistakes
his time. All went well until the IN
pector picked on Jimmie. "Now, my
3D." he said, whats the plural OF
"Mice," said Jimmie.
Rights said the Inspector. "And
DIV, what is the plural Of baby!
rwinsl" said Jimmie-and that did
The husband who had struck one OF
lose rare prohibition
,rties and didn't want to leave to go
his wife had made two unsuccess-
i attempts to get into the telephone
10Th. the third time negotiating it
&c ferry going into a strange slip.
e dropped his nickel in. "Hllo,
loo, h'llo," he cried. "Say, gimme
mes Busy, thass good girl. H'llo,
nassat lines busy? Aw right" DE
aggered out. "Lord knows | tried
get her anyway" he murmured.
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The railroad conductor suspended
) work of taking up the tickets tenn
rarily as the train plunged into the
.ckness of long, tunnel. When 1T
,aily emerged he found himself OPP
site young couple, both seemingly
ich flustered, and the young woman
rvously readjusting her hair. Think
I to put them at their ease, the con-
ctor remarked pleasantly: did
a know that tunnel we just came
cough cost IL million dollars?"
i'd it?' inquired the girl. Then she
ied, after a pause. swell, it was
nth It"
Two boyhood friends, sons Of the
ID Of Gustavus Adolphus, who had
seen each other for many years,
I by chance on q train and the en-
ng dialogue took place:
Hello, Ole! How you ban?"
Pretty good. l ban married"
Dots good"
Not SO good. My wife she have
g children"
Dots bad"
Not SO bad. She have million
lars, too"
Dots good"
Not 80 good. She won't spend IT,"
Dots bad"
Not so bad. My wife she's got
) house. l don't pay no rent"
Dots good"
Not so good The house she burn
down yesterday"
DoA,- ha1D
Not 30 bad. Ny wife she ban
mt up in fire"
Dots good"