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The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
STRAY STREAKS
(By Fluke McFluke.)

Babe Ruth will finish paying his
transforming bonus tomorrow.
As a usual thing a girl likes a beau
that is well-strung and easy to pull.
How are we mortals on the ground
to get moonshine from an airpane
logger? Maybe they'll radio it down
to us.
We see Herb Hoover is taking
steps to stop the rise in the price of
coal We are not going TO get our
self warm now by worrying about the
cost of coal when winter and frosty
weather is some six months hence.
$50
Tommy Leach and Herb Porter an
dertook 10 enter the Commercial
Hotel the other day to register, so
the presumption is. They made a
few circles out in the street. then
head d for the entrance, climbed the
1 feet of steps but the burned dor
was too narrow and they could rot
get their Tin Liz" through the OPEN
ing and into the lobby. Fortunately
Liz was unframed inwardly, sustain
Ing only minor abrasions and surface
scratches, in addition to the break
ing of rod in her supporting re-
gions. The top, a no-man's affair
was not damaged.
80
We found a dead jaybird in the
street in front Of our domicile the
other afternoon and were curious to
know just how it met its untimely
end, but after being told that Tommy
Leach and Herb Porter had been
motoring out that way the mysterious
demise of the Blue Jay was explain
ed-he was flying low, too fast TO
rise, and was simply overtaken.
ness Tuesday, with Alfred Stewart.
There happened to be circus in town
on that date and ALI had to take
his little boy into the side shows. the
main circus and the aftermaths be-
fore we could get started home. All
said there was simply no way to deny
the little boy and he just had to do
il. We had no little boy and no pos
sible basis for an excuse to the Mis-
sus, so we spent the time sitting on
fence post, watching the come and
90 of as complete a mix-up of hu-
mainly as possible to view in this
section of the vineyard. We were
surprised too at the enjoyment We got
out of the time thus spent.
We saw Albert Cox in Beaver Dam
on the Circus grounds Tuesday, CAL
bert happened TO have business there
that day. too and when we told him
that one of the shows managers told
us that they were going TO turn the
bear loose he started to shimmy up
a tent pole. After being assured that
there was nothing to the report he
came down and shook both fists and
his whiskers in our face and dared
US 20 fight him, and it being our
habit to take most everything offer
ed us, we made no exception in this
case. Cox says he is going to fix
both I. D. Claire and that simpleton
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
BECAUSE

MARY Coles Carrington)
Father says he wants to know
Why love my kitten so.
Cause she's soft, and gray, or cause
She has four white velvet paws?
Cause her eyes are big and bright
And she will not scratch or bite?
Cause she'll muse ME all the day,
Chase her tail, and run and play?
Course I love my little cat,
Nothin' funny about that!
Bue the reason is, you see,
! love her cause she loves me!
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
PYTHIAN MEMORIAL SERVICE

Rough River Lodge No. 40
knights Of Pythias will hold its an
nual memorial service in memory of
its departed brothers at two-thir-
ty O'Clock, Sunday afternoon, at the
Methodist church in Hartford, Ky,
at which time the following order of
service will be carried out.
All members of the lodge meet at
the Lodge Hall o'clock and march
in a body to the church.
At Church
Music
Prayer .... Judge W. H. Barnes
Music
Introduction Hon. Otto G. Martin
Address ...... Rev. A. H. Anthony
Central City, Ky.
Decoration Of the graves by the
Committee.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

The Stillmans must possess a lot
more of money than does Fatty
Arbuckle, they came on the stage of
Newpaperdom long before Fatty
took his flight and fell, and the Still
mans are still soaring at fair clip.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

As a result of the passage of a
registration law by the last Demo-
cratic General Assembly of our State
over the protest of ever Republican
member thereof, and really over the
protest Of many members, Democrats,
thereof and over Governor Morrow's
veto, il viii be necessary for every
man and woman in the state to regis
ter at the regular polling places on
July the 10 or 18th, provided they do
not wish to lose the right to vote in
all primaries and general elections.
II makes no difference whether you
have just turned 81 or are one
hundred and twenty-one and reside
upon the spot where you were born
and reared, you must, under this law
passed, uncalled for, and wholly use
less, by the Democrats leave your
work and regular duties and go out
to be registered, or else you will
have lost your right to participate in
the selection of the officers from
Constable up. This is hugh finan-
cial burden placed upon our public
treasury and calls for an immense
loss of time when taken as a whole,
but under the act il is not to be
avoided. We do not hesitate TO
agree that registering of voters in
large cities, such as Louisville and a
few other swithin the State is a very
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

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but other advertisements, lie per
word.
Anonymous communications Will
receive no attention.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

MAUD says she puts her very
heart into her cooking"
"She must have been heavy-heart-
ed when she made this cake. Dos
ton Transcript.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

When the Eighteenth Amendment
is repealed, modified or amended we
will be too old to reap any of the
benefits.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

Some women who wear the
breeches at home are barely recog-
nizable by their husbands when seen
upon the streets with nothing much
on but smiles.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
FERTILIZER.

Bone Meal Tobacco Grower and 16
per cent acid Phosphate at
44t4 w. E. ELLIS & BRO.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19

McFluke in just such a manner, at
an early date, that they never again
will mention his name even in low
breath.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1922-05-19
TELEPHONE

Farmers Mutual. ......... 90
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
AMERICAS FIRE LOSSES

President Harding, in issuing proc:
lamation calling for the observance OF
Monday, October g. the anniversary OF
the Chicago conhagration of 1871, as
Fire Prevention Day, drew attention TO
what has become disgrace to America
at has long become reproach to our
country" he said, that by reason OF
poor construction, inadequate facilities
for fire prevention and too general care
lessness about possible causes of confia-
grafton, our fire waste reaches figures
year after year which are not approach
ed in any other country in the world"
The fire losses of the United States IN
1920 amounted to $3.50 ,925, or
enough to build more than $4,000 houses
at cost of $4,000 each. Terrible as
was the Chicago fire, its loss; placed at
5000 900 900, is seen to be much below
the country's annual fire waste now. 1t
has come to pass that every year lately
we have had fire damage equal to the
wiping out completely of one large city.
There is no reason why there should
be a greater rate of fire waste in the
United States than in any other country.
The immense wealth of the American
people affords no excuse. There are so
many useful things to which wealth can
be applied that our resources sould be
guarded as carefully as if the Nation
were poor. Wastefulness will sooner or
later affect even the richest nation. AS
it is now, the American people are pay
ing in many ways for fire losses, one Of
them being in increased insurance rates.
Fire Prevention Day is thus an occa-
sion for solemn thodght on the subject
of waste. As the only possible way of
reducing carelessness about fires is to
appeal to the people individually and
collectively to be careful, such observ-
ances as the one proposed are to be treat
ed as practical and made to count to the
utmost
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
Albuquerque Twenty Years Ago

In the home of the brides mother Mrs. Louis
IIuning at Los Lunas yesterday, Miss Emma, the
elder daughter of the house, married to Mr..
Walter Cornell of Albuquerque. The young lady
formerly attended the University here and is pop
ular in Albuquerque The groom is in a RESPONSE
BILE position with the Albuquerque store of Gross
Kelly Co
The Rev. T. c. Beattie after twelve years as
pastor Of the First Presbyterian church here, has
rendered his resignation
About 100 Apache Indians from the reservation
at Jcarilla are encamped in the Cicuris mountains
ready TO go to Taos for the San Geronimo festival
next Tuesday. When drunk they are apt to be
at the festival they very nasty. Judge A. j.
Abbott has received orders from the United States
department of justice to have posse leave Santa
Fe Monday to take them back to the reservation
. @
Joe E. Sheridan. mine inspector for the terri
tory, is in the city.
Mrs. Heimbeck's physical culture classes Mon
day and Wednesday evenings are greatly enjoyed by
the pupils,
L. Smith, formerly postmaster at Albemarle has
purchased the stock of goods in the store of the
Cochiti Gold Mining company at Albemarle, remov-
ing them to the store opposite the postoffice owned
by NJ. p. Stamm.
. o
Division Superintendent McNally of the Rio
Grande division was here yesterday.
9
AS the time draws for the completion of
the Ell Paso and Southwestern into Ell Paso rumors
are again rife that the Rock Island will secure con
troll of the same thereby adding another link in
the chain to the coast The Phelps Dodge interests
have been reported to have refused to sell out to
the Southern Pacific, and it is now believed that
flattering offer was refused on account OF the
Rock Island being back of the deal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
ALBuoUERoUE's SHOW WINDOW

AS we stood on the upper balcony Oh
the new community hotel, we were re-
minded of day when, few years ago,
we had the good fortune to be guest
Of the late Bob" Burdette, that brilliant
humorist and leader of men whom me me
memory of the passing generation holos
dear. he called us to a window TO view
what he called lone of the most price
less pictures in the world" 1t was the
beautiful valley that lies at the 1oot OIL
Mt. Lowe. -.
Today we saw not one, but many
pictures. Standing on the south side OF
the new hotel we looked down the vast
stretches of the Rio Grande valley ana
saw Magdalena and the Black Range;
northward, Mount Badly; looking toward
the west we saw Mount Taylor and the
Jemez Mountains, while on the east, the
Manzanos and the beautiful Sandals were
receiving the benediction of the setting
sun. robed in their most radiant colors.
And if you have not seen these things
from your own window, go where the
people of albuquerque are building, not
only hotel, but better future; and 4
guide will show them to you.
We live in the midst of beauty!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

is evident that the character of many of
our newspapers, particularly those which
make their appeal to sensation, is reflect
ed in the mental attitude of their readers
to whom they are the fountain OF
knowledge. A good newspaper is the
record of current history. A few hours
after a king in Europe abdicates his
throne, the news is in every city, town
and village in the United States.
The character of a newspaper is de-
termined largely by the average reader.
The tendency all over the country is to-
ward conservatism; especially is this
true of the country newspaper, where
people have more time for reading. 1t
is in the city where we find the yellow
journal, which thrives on .faring head
lines Of scandal. But it is encouraging
to know that the pink" and yellow"
sheet is always outnumbered by those
journals which deal in facts and do not
have to doctor their news in order to
sell it. This class of newspaper is the
greatest force for good in its community
and it will invariably be found to have
the largest following.
The Oregon association has perform
ed an invaluable public service in adopt
ing code of ethics for the newspaper
profession and it is hoped that other
states follow it's example.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
NEWSPAPER ETHICS

1t is commonly recognized that doc
tors and lawyers, upon entering their
professions, are in duty bound to con-
form to an accepted code of ethics in the
carrying on of their work. 1t is a new
departure, however, for group of news
paper men to formulate code which
makes it unethical for their papers to
print matter deemed Objectionable by
leaders in their profession.
The pioneers to take such an action
are the members of the State Editorial
Association of Oregon. The editor of a
leading periodical in the East, in COM
menting on the matter, is of the opinion
that the code adopted by the Oregon
newspapers sets higher standard than
the average practice of the business, al
though not higher than that maintained
by some newspapers in most cities.
The Oregon code is big step forward
in the annals of newspaper progress. 1t
is an open recognition of the RESPONSE
bility which the press carries toward the
people to whom it supplies reading mat
fer, the responsibility of giving them the
tyuth at all times, at the same moment
Bearing in mind the best interests of all
men. The newspaper is today the most
powerful force in the country as an In
fuence in moulding public opinion. This
is especially true when it is considered
that many people read nothing else and
derive what education they have from
this source. TO the careful observer it
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
GRAIN
Chicago Board of Trade.


Chicago, Sept. 2S.-with Anglo
Turkish tension at apparently the
most critical stage yet, wheat prices
TO-DAY averaged higher. but new
upturns brought out an increasing
volume of sales. The market
closed unsettled at &c net decline
TO hc advance, December $1.04I
to s1.05 and May $1.0S to s1.0Sk.
Corn and oats both finished IN .
changed to sc off. and provisions
varying from 22c loss to SC gain.
Commission house buying. some
or 1t on foreign account, gave the
wheat market an evident advance
ing tendency at the start. For the
most part, demand seemed to be
based on reports of graver pros
poets Of fighting at the Dardanelles.
Higher quotations at Liverpool
were taken, too, as confirming
serious views OF the war outlook,
with each moderate enhancement
OF values, owners of September
wheat supplied the pit with good
sized offerings of December and
May. In turn, this fact prompted
more or less speculative selling and
consequent reaction except in the
September delivery. which closed
at practically the top figures of the
day.
Aside from war news the chief
subject of interest among wheat
traders was an official statement
that importing countries had pro-
duced 160,000.000 bushels less than
| tya tho n
! Corn and oats. like wheat, wers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
LIVESTOCK


Chicago, Sept. rs GU. S. Depart
ment OF Agricultural -Cattle--ke-
ceipts 10000. Market fairly active,
beef steers steady to strong. Top
matured steers and yearllngs,
$12.OO, some held higher. Bulk
beef steers, 1926 @11.OO; fresh
supply of westerns moderate; veal
calves steady to Csc higher; desir-
able vealers showing advance;
other classes generally steady; bulk
bologna bulls, $4.00@4.25: bulk
veal calves early, s12.00@12.50 to
packers; bulk stockers and feeders,
$3.50 % 7.50.
Hogs-Receipts $4,000. Mostly
1Oc to zoe lower. Desirable 1856 to
22O-pound averages, S10.40@10.5O
top, $1,000 early; bulk $50 to no.
pound averages, s10.00@1O.95;
good go to 300-pound butchers,
$9.75@ 10.20: bulk packing sows
$3.50 DS.25; pigs steady; desirable
kinds, S9.50@9.60; heavy. $1,000
1880; medium, $9.90@1O.60; light,
10000 1856; light lights, $3.50 %
1910: packing sows, smooth. $775
6S.6O; packing sows, rough, 1925
@7.s0; killing pigs, $S.75@9.60.
Strengthening $4,000. Fat
lambs opening mostly steady. Early
top natives, $14.60 to packers and
city butchers; bulk natives, $14.00
@14.50; sheep generally steady;
good medium weight Washington
ewes, $500; few fat light native
ewes, S6.75; heavy ewes mostly
$3.50m4.5O,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
The Markets
by the Associated Press.
FINANCIAL
wall Street.

New York, Sept. 2S,-Speculatlve
onerators renewed their attack on
prices in today's stock market. pc
ing assisted by the liquidation OF
some weakened speculative &C
counts of individuals and a few
pools. The declines, however, were
not as extensive as those OF yes
terdav and some extensive snort
coverings in the final hour brought
the prices of few leaders above
Yesterdays closing quotations. i.
Uneasiness in European financial
circles over the Near Eastern stu
alton, as reflected In the further
weakness of foreign exchange and
the marking up of call money to b
per cent. aided the bear faction.
The principal declines today took
place In stocks which had been the
subject of extensive pool opera
lions, but the market generally Of
fered more stubborn resistance to
selling pressure. indicating good
support Just beneath the current
levels,
Rail shares were irregular. but
most OF the variations were less
than a point either way.
With the exception Of Mexican
Petroleum, which was off n on
the day, most of the oil shares held
steady or moved to higher ground
Total sales were approximately
100000 shares.
Call money opened and renewed
at AZ per cent but jumped to
during the noon hour. holding al
that figure until the close.
Closing prices:
American Beet Sugar. ...... 43
American Can ............ 57H
American smelling 4 Regg,4. S9.E
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

] was down town with ma today
and we started to go past a cigar
store with q big sine in the window
saying, Speshil for today, Prince
Ignats cigars, 40 cents for a pack
idge Of Il,
Izzent that reasonable, and look,
they're jest the shape of the ones
your father smoaks, I've got a good
mind TO serprize him with a duz-
zen, ma sed. And we went in the
store and ma sed to the man, |
wunt a duzzen of those Prince lg-
mats cigars, they're jest the shape
my husband smokes, is there ony
diffrents between the diffrent ci-
gars besides the shape?
Very little, very little. the man
sed. And he raped up Il duzzen
and We kepp on going home, ma
saying, l sippose your father Will
look down on these cigars jest be-
cause they dident cost a fortune,
and l sed, Well G. ma, wy don't
you take some of the bands off of
his cigars and put them on these
and see if he knows the diffrents.
l believe l will, ma sed. WITCH
she did, pop ony having cigars
left in his box and ma taking the
bands off and putting them on
Prince Ignats cigars and putting
them in the box insted, and after
suppir pop lit one and started to
smoak it. saying, zee gods, watts
this, am | smOaking a Lord Dun
dreery or pceCe of rope? / never
knew this to happin before, zee
Gods. And he put it down and lit
the other one, saying, Good mite,
this is VERSE I'm being asfiXiat-
ed, pew, smell the darn thing, jest
waite till | get a hold of my cigar
man. And he quick put the End
one down, ma saying, WY, it smells
all rite to me.
Then you're lucky, pop sed. and
ma sed, Don't you know there's
RELY very little different between
one cigar and another except for
the shape, and pop sed No, that's
news to me, / must say. Meening
he dident believe it, and ma sed
Did you ever heer Of the Prince Ig-
mats cigar?
No, the very name Is enuff. wy
pop sed, and ma sed, o, no reason
and this morning she gave the rest
of them to the ice man and he Iii
one rite away and said it tasted
CRATE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
DUG our BY ROOT

They have expert decorator at the Alvarado,
but still continue to think prefer to have our
interior decorated by the chef.
Along the same line: sign in front OF Cen
tlemen's shine, inside. 10 cents" OF what value
is shine the inside? Either heads shoes
it seems worthless.
Baseball players continue to display good form
and do chorus girls. But in some cases it is
only the stage.
Bills wife seems determined to be Hairless.
Pussy cat. pussy cat, where did you go?"
Down to the river TO see the waves flow" Pussy
of garbage and sand, hot and dry"
A striking looking young man is not always a
union man not at work.
Curriculum of barber college, Conversation,
weight, So; relating Of ancient anecdotes, weight
IS; political and weather forecasting weight, Is;
art of flatery, weight, 10; psychology Of persuad-
ing folks to order what they do not want, weight
10; hair cutting, weight, 5; shaving weight, S;
total weights 100.
q IL seconds per week.
The young lady from the country informs us
that the house papa has bought has Vctrola heat
and that they enjoy Arcola concert each evening
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
ADVERTISE
ALBUQUERQUE
Albuquerque, N. NJ.

Albuquerque, n. NJ,
September 81, 1922.
To the Editor of the journal.
Allow me to thank you for pub
fishing the splendid letter of Mr.
Hulick to his home paper, the
Charlton Qowa) Leader, telling u
the city of Albuquerque, it's growth,
its climate and its resources. More
particularly, / want to thank YOU
for the editorial comment relative
to the letter and the suggestion
that other people in the city write
to their home papers as well as tt
their friends.
The people of the rest of the
country should learn that Albu-
querque is a highly civilized COM
munity In the best climate in the
world. The chamber of commerce
will type for anyone who wishes d
letter to the home paper.
M. L. FOX,
Manager Chamber of Commerce.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
EOreicn EXCHANGE

New York, Sept. 2S.-Foreign eX-
change easy. Great Britain de-
mand, s4.3S&; cables. s4.39; CO.
day bills on banks, $4.365s. France
demand, 1856; cables. 1857. Italy
demand, 4.22; cables, 4.22k. Bel
GUM demand, 7.14A; cables, 7.15.
Germany demand. .06; cables,
.O6 Lie. Holland demand. $3.50;
cables, 1874. Norway demand,
1900. Sweden demand, 26.35. Dem
mark demand. 2065. Switzerland
demand, 1854. Spain demand,
1912. Greece demand. 2.2o. Po-
land demand, OF Il. Czecho-Slo
vakia demand, 500. Argentine de-
mand. 1851 Brazil demand. 1900.
Montreal, $1.00.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
A LITTLE LAUGHTER


"Gcy, Bill" shouted the camper,
how many chops did we leave in
the iceboX last night for break
fast ~.
1.-TWO, Of course"
We'll, the bloomin' dog has got
away with yours. "-Minneapolis
Tribune.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
PROPOSED MERGER OF
3 STEEL COMPANIES
WON'T BE EFFECTED

New York, Sept. 2S.---The pro-
posed merger of the Inland Steel
company, the Midvale Steel and
Ordnance company and the Repub-
lie Iron and Stsel company will
not be effected it was announced
today. The situation arising from
the action of the federal trade COM
mission in declaring that such a
merger would be illegal was de-
clared responsible for the decision.