Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-05-22
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Which Of your thirteen relatives II you
trough for their share OF the chill?
To answer a muchy asked question and for
ALL the ''B" In our Nom de plume stands for Bron-
chitis Especially was this true last week.
HEY. EyERYBoDY! GET OFF THE AIR!
Sir tried all week to radio you this one, but
every time found somebody else using the air, so
decided to send it via B. spitz's white lightning
carriers: As l understand it. folk who knock pet
ting parties are opposed to the freedom Of the
EATON b. GOING.
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And that reminds US: Better late than never, y
said our postman, as he drew up to the box Thurs
SPRING IN KENTUCKY
The backbirds sway on the cattails dense
In the marshes where the tadpoles lie;
The meadow larks trill from the old rail fence
AS the crows go a-sailing by.
As he tugs at worm In the ground;
And knocking bird sweet gives wing to flight
For fear that her nest will be found.
The shitepoke stands in the lily bed
Where he waits for the minnow and craw,
And the forked tail cat and the sunfish red
Dart down from the kingfisher's claw.
The sunbeams dance on the chuckhole deep,
Oh God! but It's nice just to take one peep
At the time when boy
'Other states advertised at regular rates.
In oratory, intelligence most always yields to
fervency.
More people would have their ancestry traced
were they not afraid that Darwin right.
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Grandma Gadabout on account of the way in
which the SUN fades things. is undecided whether
she she Will be beached blond or hennaed Henrietta
this summer.
Say what you will about our dear and likewise
beloved governor. he is at least consistent.
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OF course you have roared over the story about
the Scotchman in Mckinley county, who when he
applied for naturalization papers among other
questions was asked what course he would pursue
If he wanted to run for office down there replied
Il would see Gregory Page"
But the point we wanted to bring out was
whom would he see in Bernalillo county?
"REALTOR~
The best laugh of the week came from the def
milton of the word realtor A gentleman in Con.
gress says lit is derived from the Spanish words
real, meaning royal and tor meaning bull" and
we can readily believe it.
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To the romantic minded the blue OF the Mexican
houses is the blue of the Madonna's robe
the blue of the open sky;
But as matter of fact it is simply the cheapest
Paii'' 'liaC tHey can Duy.
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Our informant says the jails in Mexico are also
plue. nave heard that the jails in that country
We're horrible, but we never believe they are az
bad as they are painted.
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SIGNS OF THE TINES
Sir: Sign in Second street window: "Shorts
Real Estate Bulletins" Maybe those who bonpbt
long would sell for less. DON FULANO'
HOPEFUL AND OPTIMISTIC.
:, Ihere are more young couples locating their
homes on the Heights than in any other section OF
an extra room may be easily added.
University Heights Doings
Edna Kent Forbes who Chats about Beauty over
on the Womans Page. gave us a recipe for home
MADE MADE perfume which included pint of rectfied
Splits, and Bernard sorrowy asks, why IL one
eould buy 1t, should one waste 1t on perfume ?"
Our advice would be to it for nose paint
From Bert Lesion Taylor's THE so-called HUI.
man Race" -t
At Albuquerque remarked line of Mexican.
pasklng IN the sun. They looked happy
as happy as the Russian peasants used to be- Men
VINO know Russia tell that the peasants really
W we're HAPPY, even under the twin despotisms o.
Ncuka ana Gar 1t was not of course q reform.
er 8 idea OF happiness reformer's idea of hoppi.
ness IS perpetual attention to everybodys business
put MS own People who interested academic
any IN other peoples happiness usually succeed in
iiiaKlhs every body unhappy. ........"
IN referring to reformers Mr. Taylor OF course
iiau III ininu morals reformers, not political A
political eformer must appeal to intelligence while
d morals reformer appeals to selfishnesses and
pre1udlces largely We should not forget that nro.
.D.oli as moral issue was joke. but as a bust
ness ana economic proposition, it was put over.
. All IN az, 1t Is most interesting book, which
we snail presently review for you. provided tn.
Lazy or the Book Corner reserves the snoce ~
caiamities do not overtake us.
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PERSONAL NOTES OF OUR VILLAGE.
<,,;Dr. wan Lovelace has returned from Rochester
II: mas recently had two marriages in his family.
ana several ladies in our thriving little citv are
quite willing that there should be another ono Will
the Dr. as the blushing groom
Inc varsity lettering sweaters ia entirely too
sinai. we suggest that it cover the back as well
as the entire front Of the sweater
% Ed gratefully acknowledges receint Of tvo
sweet titbits during the past week. ana refrains
from mentioning names only because of the threat
where. N 70 seie eise-
Dr. ev-pres. Of the U. N NJ. and cbrm Of tbo
loan Board OF the Natl Life ms. Co. of the s. w
(adv) David Ross Boyd is sojournjnr in Normsn'
OKLA, where he has farm
Mr. Howard Gruehl, OF the adv. agcv which
pears his name. and Mistress Grueh as we'll an Mis-
beverly Gruehl were hosts to Ye Ed Thursday eve
nins 1or nice auto ride over the asphatum streets
put over the other streets not quite SO NICE Among
me points OF interest visited were the MOSQUITO
natcherles north and west of town,
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OH BILL.
Vi BIZ tripped the light fantastic
And he shook wicked hip:
He wuz purity fond o. poker
An cocktail he would sip
lie played the bangtails when he could
An he'd give the bones flop
He'd even lay little bet
He'd outtalk the traffic cop