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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
Poems, Songs Desired


sU0 V0SSTy AUo INC SooIIn
To the Editor Of the Evening Public Ledger:
sir--lnciosed md THE Rosary ana tn.
Goblin" which Is sent as contribution to
ETHEL ROADS.
Pottsviile. Pa. Oct. 80. 1922.
THE ROSARY AND THE GOBLIN
BY Ethel Roads
On All Souls Ev. Alamo bad. his p,cus wife
goodby:
ACROSS the mountain I must 70. the noun
tain black and high"
you'll pass tho ruined chapel where they
say tho phantoms dwell:
Ny rosary take with you. tho blessed beads
to tell"
So of Alamo hurried. hurried UP the noun.
tain side.
TIL he reached the ancient RUIN. where o
ghostiy wall-wnd sighed;
And he trembled. felt uncaEny: in the sta--
light pale he saw
A shadow black approaching. saw II nearer.
nearer draw
TIL he saw II was 4 goblin. mountain rob.
lin. dwarhsh. old:
And ne started back IN terror willis the rob
lin quickly rolled
An OPAQUE Jar O'erfowins with gems and
Jewels bright,
Pearls. diamonds. rubics flashing IN the
linrpld, silver light.
the goblin. sly and mild.
"These are worth sovcrrisn's ransom; ycu
may have them" and he smiled
A Alamo. dazzled. hazzle,I BY these trens-
ures. jewels rare.
Knelt to touch them. just TO touch them
sparkling In the pale light there.
Down In the valley
Aano's good wife prayed.
Al the village shrine inspiring,
That all souls for God be saved
"But. Of course" tho willy goblin mur
INJURED. kind and honey sweet.
"In exchange I'd like present. fer again
we may not meet.
IN your pocket you are keeping quite string
Of worthless beads.
Give them to me. 'Mong these 3ewels they're
Ike poison. poison weeds"
Then Alamo. dazz,cd. ds.z!ed by a future
brlSh. with gold.
From his pocket took the ros'ry; and the
goblin sneering. bold.
Was about to Sna ten this treasure vhen
sound. rushing sound.
Swept through mounta In forest stariit shook
tn. rocks. the cliffs. the ground.
And Alamo saw a fearsone sight: he saw the
ruins rise;
The chapel perfect as OF yogc rebuilt before
his eyes;
4 dead souI played the Ginning bells in
A theme u music resonant with Gods ete-.
nal love.
From mountain depths. from forest heart,
the dead souls heard this cali.
And hastsned to the chapel bright 10 pray
for one and oil.
Down In the valley
Alano's good wife prayed.
At tho village shrine inspiring.
That all souls for God be saved.
Come: CIV. to me the rosary" the goblin
Don't look at yonder chapel wherein you
see the dead.
The Opaque !ar Of Jewels rich Is yours--siys
me thn beads!
Just think how all the world Is yours. your
pleasures and your needs"
Alamo took tho rosary. the ros'ry IN III,
hand;
The goblin. Er!nnins. reached to tax. tho
precious taiisman,
When at tnat moment In the church a si,ysr
bell was heard.
And silence, silence setted-nothins, moth
Ing moved or stirred.
Then Alamo through tho window ssw the
congregn t!on bow
In reverence as the Sacred Host was raised
above; and how
He almost lost his soul for gold arose within |
his heart:
He kissed tn. blessed rosary and bads tho
hend Depart"
Outside the phantom chapel bright Alan,
pious rrayed
Like the good wife In the valley that all |
souls for God be aAyed.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
BACK FROM SOUTH AMERICA
George s. Brady Says Argentina
and Uruguay Are Prosperjnu

Argentina and Uruguay are emerg.
ing from two.ycar period of depression
and have resumed buying from the
United States and Europe. says George
.. Brady. Government trade commits
tloner to thcS" two countries and Para
quay. Mr.. Brady returned here today
from threa-year visit In South Amer.
lea.
Will" here Mr.. Brady will be inter.
viewed by representatives Of scores of
!pading export business houses and man.
uiartllr!nS establishments of this city,
,European competition is beginning
g m be fcIt again" snid Mr.. Brady. "The
meri,ans o1 and l'el$ian> were able to rct
contracts to supply rails and materials
ior government railroads last year and
TOOK in exchange Argentine wool. The
thrseh'In wool year just closed has
o'en the largest in the country's his
'tXp0rtod' -
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
BUILDING RECORDS BROKEN
October Figures Show 2o37 oper.
atIona At q Cost Of $9,a7e,o2s

All October building records for the
last decade were broken during the
month ending yesterday, with 2O37
operations launched ut total esti.
mated cost Of S9.S7B.O .O2j.
Compared with October, 1921, with
its total of 1920 operations, at a total
estimated cost of 81, ,533 DOS. the mOnth h
Just ended showed an increased expei.
diture for building In excess of $4,.
25O, 900.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
Only q Kitten

TO the Editor Of the Eventn0 Public Ledocr.
Sir-One beautiful Sabbath morn .
ing. l was passing down the main street
Of Rochester. n. y. 10 my surprise. n
few feet away in an alley, I saw n
half dozen boys. from eight to ten year.
old. having a glorious time torturine n
half grown kitten.
They were tossing the frail. helpless
little thing into large mud puddle, lust
to see it crawl painfully out again and
again. For moment / watched tho
them for their cruel conduct.
This broke up their sport and thew
scattered: leaving me alone with the
kitten. 1t was too weak to walk, and
much less run. SO ! stood guard waiting
for something to come along that might
relieve the situation. I well knew that
II stood still looking very intentIy
at something in that alley somebody else
would stop to see what ! might be so
deeply interested in. As / was u total
stranger in the city, and unable to
act myself. about all could do was
10 watch the kitten and wait.
PRESENTLY a young lady appeared,
halted for II moment. then hurried along
toward church. Others came along, one
after another. until quite a little crowd
had gathered. Among them was fine
~ dressed young lady, who seemed spe.
cially interested. Another onlooker
slipped from the crowd, made his way
to nearby restaurant, procured a sal.
mon sandwich and Il bottle Of milk. So
! settled It in my mind that at least
three individuals (including myself
were possessed with hvArts that went
out for one OF Gods little weak, muddy,
half starved creatures. The young lady.
who was, doubtless. also on her way
to church. removed her long white silk
gloves, took 4 newspaper, folded the
edges and made a hollow. pouring III
the milk, but, alas! the milk and
salmon were altogether too unfamiliar
and unusual q sight, and the poor little
thing shrank away and left II un.
touched. That newspaper served two
purposes. She took a part Of it, wrap.
ped up the little form, took it In her
arms and started hOmeward. The crowd
dispersed, with the rest, happy to
know the tiny thing was freed from
those cruel little boy giants. and had
found a friend, and probably a home
worth having.
Then | began to reflect on what !
had done for all this happiness; ! had
SIMPLY been iooker-on, nothing more.
Another thought struck me. ! had
caused others to look on and good had
como out Of the incident which, other
wise would have gone unnOticed except
that some boys were at play In n mud
puddle. The moral IL simply this:
II unable "a, do anything yourself,
you sttll may do something which viii
cause someone else to do something
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
MRS. HARDING SENDS CHECK
Presidents wife Aids Disabled Vet.
Grams on FORGET. Me.Not Dav

G. Hamilton Cook. national com.
mander of the Disabled American War
Veterans. here in the interest of For
get Me. Not Day, November 4, re-.
ccived letter from Mrs. Hardinv's
secretary. giving Endorsement of The
day. Collections made will be for rr.
habilitntion of the disabled soldiers. The
letter follows:
"Alrs. Harding has asked me to send
you the inclosed check for Forget Me.
Not Day in the hope that not only
may your efforts meet with all successes
on this day, but through the coming
year period.
"Mrs. Harding appreciates how much
Is being done by your organization IN
aid of the disabled veterans, and her
contribution is in token of her deep
interest and sympathy with your aims.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
MINNESOTA FAIR BOARD
BARS Ia toilette SPEECH
ASfusal 70 Open Grounds 70 Senator
orIeves Wisconsin oexerner

orIsvss Wisconsin oevprner
Madison. Wis.,. Nov. 11.-(By A.
p.)-tIovernor Blaine, In a telegram
today to Governor james A. o. Preuss,
Of Minnesota, said he wished to ex.
press the great regret Of the people Of
Wisconsin that the authorities Of Min
nesota have seen fit to deny n United
States senator from this State tho right
to speak In a pubic building there on
the ground that his politicdl views may
differ from those Of the public officials. :"
Governor Blaine's message, inspired
by the refusal Of the Minnesota State
Fair Board to permit Senator La Fol.
lette to speak on the fair grounds VI
that State, informed Governor Preuss
TINT officials Of Wisconsin would always
extend every courtesy to the high Of.
ficials of Minnesota.
."Oir view of the constitutional right
Of free assemblage and free speech will
always lead US to accord every courtesy
to the high officers Of your State who
inay wish to express their opinions from
the PLATFORM" the telegram said.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
Problem In Finance
To the Editor OF the Evening Public Ledoei

To the Editor Of the Evening Public Led0er:
Sir-Can any Of your readers supply
solution to the following problems:
First. let's assume that an Ameri.
can dime In Canada Is worth seven
cents in Canadian money and that q
Canadian dime in America Is worth
seven cents in American money.
There are two cigar stores, one III
Canada and one In America. A man
goes into the Canadian store, hands the
salesman q Canadian dime. purchasing
a three cent cigar. The salesman, not
having any change, gives the man an
American dime rs bis seven cents
change.
The same man then goes across the
border to the American store and there
he buys n three; cent cigar. lie hands
the salesman in this store the American
dime which lie received from the sales.
man in Canada. The American sales.
man, not having any change in Ameri.
can money, gives the man a Canadian
dime which Is worth seven cents III
America.
Then the man goes back to Canada
and buys another 3.cent cigar, hand
ing the salesman the same Canadian
dime and again the salesman gives him
an American dime change. with which
he goes to America, and buys another
cigar. receiving different Canadian
dime in change, and ~ on and on he
goes, duplicating the same thing each
time until he completely buys out the
entire stock Of both merchants and still
has the Canadian dime left.
Now my question is-Who was the
loser? LOUIS PACK.
Philadelphia, October 2S, 1922.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
THE PEOPLES FORUM

bries and = "a 'he the hTs,E point % a. possible,
avoiding anything that would open
denominational or sectarian dis'
No attention will be paid TO- anony.
nous letters. Names and addresses
must be signed as an evidence OF
good faith. although names Will not
they be omitted.
The publication Of q letter 10 not
to be taken as an Endorsement OF It's
Views by this paper.
Communication will not be re-
turned unless accompanied by post
age, nor will manuscript be saved.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
ACCUSED BY PIE.EATERS
m'dsh'pman Charged With Hazina
Four PIebes at Annapolls

nh'apolis. Md.. Nov. /. (By A. P.)
"iushlpman John =. Gilmer, Jr.. of
."e FIRST 'lass. will be put on trial
.omorr'w before the court martial at
the Naval Academy on charges in.
,n ,vnolVlng the hazing of four members Of
.ae fourt h Glass. one of the alleged
n,uhts nuhts being that of compelling In"
cou,os. rtes TO take part In a pie. eating
aMLiaishipman Jack II. Kcrans, of
t,rHsn'hglon, ID. G.. whose case was
"tm noS,m up Yesterday, was granted a
fnrthp"n fhp"n'illeht until next Monday for
.to nr"r, ,m.r consultation with counsel and
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
nv IONS shipbuiIdina CORPORATION

socia,icn' '''al,lr Coast Shipbuilders' As.
ment Of its t,"',,,y n,:1; announced the appoint.
son. os r;" un president, James l.. Acker.
EhlpbmilIinr president Of the Merchant
Samuel Kis corporation. Clarence
ton, was S, ~. secretary Of the ass6eia,
tho shpSuiai%%sWa %sa ,%s,ls,a delegate Il. to represent
IN New York November In 1 "n'I.,',
secretary Hoover. on ~. s..,., ~ Jn"
'"''0n OF Shipbuildins equip,nent s1assu'
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
Nebinger SchO0lLacks
Real Accommodations
Continued from PAGE Ono

..:,, INIT,
sn'Or bosn ;n.raI,ooi "% M.,nosP"ere oi cheer mas
T,hon =. I;ra:. ..,:..,.
tho c",,Ji.;om et W tI'rauem, .In uon. COMES me-,
inm,h n"n.,. ."e I .es. roo'" M umu
,,.aS "s" -. i0U, .e"I @ aor .ne teacners' 1nere
h.n.t;or ~ '.a, s. room uruaoe' 1!' 30 tne com.
o"'m ona nm, '.s'fWaS 80 w. ;ig M;miG!.g anu hali az
''IEeu tT 49,, 49,,
Aatrs 'nere ID a taple' rev chalrs'
r;.H. Mnte Sink nhu ah oiG gas stove.
tsn' tts teachers must crowd IN at iunch
line t,me 70 set an hG4r,s rest from the
insnirot;nn sn tha n,ossas sS,ii mo,
Inn '"' e'"''eS '""'' N''
Praises Teachers Optimism
Miss Veronica AIichels. principaf Of
the school. praised the ontimism nf the
teachers. "They work hard in spite of
the adverse condition. she soid "Tbev
take nm Interest in tho ciasscs and try
to insrire the children. but II ia diiii.
cult.
"Our classrooms ore dark. Our hall
is so dark that II ia imnossiblc to use
the back stairway nt nil. All the light
ing we have is omen flame yas burners.
and one can hardly blame those who
become discouraged ana ask Tor re-
".a' a ~ o'"s, 'e"oo'S'
Our problem here Is unlike that
IN other alstrlcts. ~, Inc chiidreh come
70 us IN Datches. Ihey are mostly OF
aneh parentage ana. help III held work.
Our nrst lad arrives wneh the perry
picking season closes. Inc next comes
at the emu OF the coliectioh VI the
crahoerry crop ana the nhni group
arrives after the potatoes are dug.
=, Inc iate ARRIVAL OF 10 many means
tnat % WORK mas TO be constantiy % repeated.
very Slowly.
The Nebinger school was built in
1867 ut a cost of $34, 900. In 1890 an
outside fire escape was added. Other.
wise it remains as ut the original date.
1t has none Of the modern school re-
Quirements. The plans Of the Board of
Education provide for new school on
this site.
The appearance of the building to
the casual passerby is not such as would
cause immediate comment on the un-
desirabillty OF its use. The children
are to DC seen happily playing In the
yard. The yard looks clean and the
building appears to be in q good state
Of preservation.
Raj, 1.,L. vrto Roor.
Such an estimate Is shattered on
rainy day. Inc children tnlnk US great
iun to get buckets ana Gasihs IN a. hurry
ana place them under leaking ceilings.
Sh the second moor one iarge classroom
becomes almost us wet az OUTDOORS
whenever there Is storm. Even IN
slear weather the room ~ hnli vacant,
lGr the sue away from me wlndows IS
Always DARK ana me ch'ldreh cannot
see 10 reaa their poSks; u,,. ,
Trip through the pu.iulhR discloses
c9naltiohs that are iroMhea upon py
clGaRroom IL almost unknown IN the
scno9l. In most OF Tue classes the
shiidren eng nang t"ear ou.er wv wraps on one
slde or IN the rear OF the classroom.
aiosa. w% w%;cS servss as cn,tr"n, "%rH hns
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
GIRL TO AID FRIDELL
Helen FlIeksnssr VIII Testify for
Head Of Black Panther Co.

Miss Helen Flickenger will come nll
the way from Los Angeles to aid NJ. W.
Fridell, president Of the dcfunct Black
Panther Oil Corporation, in clearing
himself Of charges Of fraud in connec.
tion with the collapse of that company.
Miss Flickenger was arrested In Los
Angeles at the same time that Fridcll
was. and Department of Justice agents
sought to hold them both on the Mann
White Slave Act, but Miss Flickenger
proved that she had paid her own way
to Los Angeles from Philadelphia.
Fridell was rearrested here yester.
day on an additional fraud charge and
held In $500 bnil. lie will have an
other hearing November o.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
Partly Burned PAPER Money

To the Editor Of the Evening Public Ledger:
Sir--Please tell me whethe- paper money
that has been partly destroyed by fr. can be
exchanged for new notes.
WILLIS b. II.
Philadelphia, O.tober 81. 1929.
The redemption division OF the T-ea sur.
Department has provided that IL person
has three-ffths OF . bill II can be redeemed
for full value. II he has LEGS than three.
ffths. but moro than two-nftns. 1t will he
redeemed for one-haif value. II should he
sent to the Secretary Of the Treasury. attcn-
tion Of the redemption division. Washing
ton. d. G.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
FRENCH HONOR BRAVE DEAD
-" saints Day Observed by Floral
Decoration az Tor,h.

E,;n.es; Nov. 1.--OBy A. pD-All
slon. a'H i'ay, " hich is the French couiv.
",an' %s" OF tn" American Memorial Dn,
ill.,. ill., observed today, great crowds VIZ,
Ton ts 'he cemeteries and decorating the
"Hbs with flowers. 'S '"e
ish hr'i,ners "n,n'' Of the American and Brit.
~" nnr, ro,ohirs s', in Paris Joined the thronrs
Rnma,htly at Neuilly. Pantin and
ish shoihin, "oii;, where American and Brit
-" 'rt ttoln.erSS are buried, " "
der ~ ,Io 'o,lb OF the unknown Poilu nm
with ae ~. are de Triomphe was covered
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
General Mitchell 70 Lsetur.

General William Mitchell, chief Of
the Air Service Of the United States.
will speak today before the Geographi,
cal Society Of Philadelphia, 400 With.
crspoon building. The lecture of Gcn.
crai Mitchell is one of series to be
carried on by the society throughout
the winter.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
eP,scoPALIAN LEADERS meer

A conference OF educational depart.
n.ent secretaries and class leaders ~
the Protestant Episcopal Church wns
held yesterday in the Church House'
Nineteenth and Walnut streets. Bishop
Garland 0tficiated at u celebration ~
the Holy Communion, which preceisd
the morning meeting.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01

Bishop L. II. Saegeral, of Napier.
Vile, ILL.,. wns the principal speaker
at yesterday afternoons conference of
lay members of the Evangelical Church,
in session In this city in the interest Of
the Church Forward movement. The
Rev. DR.. Floyd w. Tomkins. Of Phil.
adelphia.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
United States Has Views Of Its Own


To the Editor Of the Evening Public Ledoer:
sir-sir George Paish, British
economist. who has recently arrived in
things that are wrong, and he has not
hesitated to mention them and gently
to put the nation right rs to its errors.
Perhaps Sir Georges most interesting
statement IL in regard to the merchant
marine.
II have nothing but unstinted praise
for your shipbuilding, program in the
war;" he remarked, ''as without these
ships we might have starved in Eng.
land. But l would suggest to this coun-
try that they now regard these ships rs
a war product and sell them for what.
ever they will bring"
This country has enjoyed a good many
specimens Of English humor, intentional
and unintentional, but 1t Is doubtful If
any travelling Briton ever delivered any.
thing that will be regarded as a better
joke since the Revolution.
Sir George is saddene,l by the fact
that we have seen fit to restrict the flow
Of immigration. This. he thinks. is
stopping the normal functions of labor
and otherwise interfering with the
progress Of the world.
From the British point of view. in
which. notoriously, British interests in.
variably take first place, regardless of
other nations. Sir Georges utterances
are unquestiOnably sound. They will
naturally be regarded as patriotic and
laudable In the extreme, but he, like a
good many other foreigners nowadays,
OverloOks the fact that, in respect to
internal policies such as he discussed.
the United States has q very we'll de.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
SAVED nv SENSE Op HUMoR

Rscently. IN that remarkable column. "As
rnn,st Dns woman ma See; " sarah D. Lowris com.
:tud.os. minded issSsnia. T The Sh,sn Sumor 's; b,
.,r,y mtGy Of thsT i:sorse :t.orts This column
eSmSr: msSr: /, App:srs .ESScYlsslY Ia. the EyssiS"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01
PLAYGROUND URGED FOR
ALLENTOWN CHILDREN
Field Secretary Of National Body
eavors Buying Fair Site

Allentown, Pa, Nov. I. = John
Bradford, field secretary Of the llny.
ground and Recreation Association of
America. in an address before the AL
urged the acquisition Of the fair grounds
for playground purposes. Allentown, he
said, should have $50 instead Of thirty
five acres in Fairgrounds.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01

,,Thf rsopls's FsryM will appear daily
u the Sunday Pu6iis LsdEer. Ixties"
Discussing timely toplcs VIII pe printed.
~ "rm i, ~ r,s1,.ss.sd ,r,.ssd nHsW.. and arestions
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01

which will bring about the needed re-
lief for q suffering animal.
ELLEN T.. ELDRED.
Philadelphia. October %, 1922.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-11-01

TonsorYo1' article wiH tell Of condi-
lions IN tAs B0ys' Trade AMnes to the
Central High School, ct SsvewtseNth
sN1 Wood strcsts.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-17
BOY SCOUTS.

cision was given to Robert Buchanan
The fifth and last bout was four,
round bout between Kenneth Kimsey
from Troop II and Kinson Findley
from Troop l, Kimsey got the de
cision.
We were to haveeight bouts in
all, but on account of some of the
boys being unable to get there we
could not have but five bouts. The
referee was Ed Everett and the
judges were Mr.. John Sheffield, Mr.
Llggins and Frank Lanier.
We won our third game of base.
ball last Monday at the Playground
by defeating Troop | by a score OF
10 to 8. This was our third game
of the season, and we have not lost
a one yet. We. have defeated both
Troop | and Troop III this season
All OF the troops are to meet again
Monday night at 1880 at the hall OF
Troop II.
BIZ TROOP II SCRIBE.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-17

THE TWINS were hunting Mr..
Peerabout, the Man-in-the-
Moon. he was lost.
They looked into his house, but he
wasn't there.
Then they went to Snoozelum
Town and asked the Towslies (the
little dream fairies) but they didn't
know thing.
Next they went to Smokysoot
Village and asked the chimney
fairies and the Sweep. But no
Moon-Man.
Then they went to all the cities,
the City of Ice, the City of Coral, and
the City of Pearl, but nobody had
seen him.
Then suddenly one old fellow in
the City of Pearl remembered some
thing.
Tother day | was taking a
walk" said he, "and l saw Mr.
Peerabout talking to Comet-Legs on
mountain top. After while / saw
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-17
OBSERVATIONS
BY TOM SIMS

Oo.o1-~-.~~-~-~~~~~-~'
A big wheat crop is predicted. Say
it with flour.
These June nights are even better
than the famous Arabian nights.
Nineteen seniors at an Ohio girls
college are engaged. And yet peo-
pie ask, "Does education help!
A success is a self-starter. A fail
ure is self-stopper.
Hint to Ireland: An alley-apple a
day won't keep the doctor away.
At the time of going to press an
other movie star was married.
In Indiana, janitor stole $4,000
from a bank. This was the best he
ever cleaned up.
An optimist is a man who plants
an orchard near school house.
Thanks to radio broadcasting SER
mons, a man can stay at home and
claim he has been to church.
One way to keep a daughter at
| home is to feed her on onions.
A school of politics for women has
opened. First lesson should be
smoking bum cigars.
It's an unlucky angler who doesn't
even catch one to lie about.
Americans in Germany say Ney
are charged too much. Germans
want them to feel at home.
This business revival could stand
a little more shouting.
No girl buying clothes wants the
most she can get for her money.