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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
"kINNOCkS"
by Bernie Dane.

We sometimes think that when
Judge lands speaks II 4. In this
strain: "Neni. ridl. Wet"
Wen known Shooters.
Sousa-A crack rife shooter
Schaefer-A crack pool shooter
Graves Of University OF Pennsyl-
vania--Crack basketball shooter.
TipNtz-A crack New Years shoot
or.
The cynical bachelor observes that
You never can feIl-son etimes The
warme.t heart 10 barely covered by an
evening gown.
AL athletes wishing 10 develop their
muscles should 70 20 Muscle Shoal.
After All the man who makes the
most -errors- in life IS the ball player.
One reason why 20 many people
find LIE one stumbling block after an
other is because they are too well ac-
qua united with WHITE MULE"
any trouble catching FILES this
yeari
Ty Cobb reports that ne - in rood
shape and can still Judge high ball. "
The Cohbmen expect to meet Colu m =
bus soon. Here's hoping they don't
forget his "srhooners.-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
BASEBALL SCORE SHEETS
ARE NOW ANAILABLE

Baseball score sheets can now
be obtained at Every Evening
Office The managers Of teams
in and about the city are urged
TO send IN their reports Of games
as soon as possible after their
comp elton. Every Evening
wants the news of all baseball
teams and will publish results
OF ali contests. Address all com
munications TO Sports Editor or
bring the scores to the office.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
Eleventh Ward to Practice.

Manager "Hobey" Tyrell of the
Eleventh Ward Academy wants the
following players TO report for prac-
tice Saturday at Eighth avenue and
Duncan street: Corbett. Green. Elliott,
Bacon. Irwin. Lafferty. Gildue, Hitch
en-, Murphy. Pacifrosh, McCulland,
Minker, c. Woke l.. Merrill, l.. Thorpe,
F. Lynch, B. Blythe. Eleventh Ward
Academy would like 10 hear from any
second class team in the city, Church
! League preferred.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
Bearom susiness CoIlerr


Summary: Two base hits Nc
KNIT. 2: Proud. Beck Thomas; sac
rirce hits. Proud. bases on balls. OF
Beck. 2. or Rogers. {. on seiby. 8
struck out. by Beck. g. by Rogers. 3:
by Selby. {; stoien bases. Proud
Beck. Kern. L. King Weggenmann
3. Major. Harrington. Tobln.2: Lo-
gan. c. King. Strimple: umpire. Fish
back Time ! hour 80 minutes.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

core by Innings.
Five Points Juniors VlctOrs.

In a well played game yesterday
afternoon at Rockford Tower. the
Five Points Juniors. of the Junior
Suburban League. defeated the du
Pont High School team by score Of
10 Z,
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
TODAY'S SCHEDULE.
NATIONAL IEAGIL.

NATIONAL LEAGIE.
Boston at Philadelphia.
brooklyn at New York
Chicago at Cincinnati.
Pittshurg al st Louis.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
BOSTON at Philadelphia
New York at Washington.
~. Louis at Chicago.
Detroit az Cleveland.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
Major Leagues Lnaugurate 1922 Baseball Local Sports
sTAPLHR sMOTHERED
ny SETTLEMENT

The Peoples Settlement quintet
showed too much for the Stspler Park
Ave when tho latter were defeated
last night on the Settlement Moor b.
a score Of ~ 10 a. The Fcore:
PEOPLES Settlement.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
STAFFORD BEAT BRIDGFyIILE.

Seaford April i3.-Seaford High
staged a batting rally in the ninth
inning in the game yesterday with
Bridgeville High School at Bridge
Vile. The score:
r. IL z
Seaford ........ 2o1 900 OIL Is 4
Brldxeville ..... O20 202 600 6 70 4
Batteries-Moore, Waller and De
Witt. McIlyaine, Jacobs and Collision.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

Failing to rally after staging a bat
ting streak in the third inning. the
Wilmington High School baseball team
lost In close game 10 villa Nova
Prep by the score Of 10 yesterday
afternoon. The score by innings;
Wilmington. 000l---6 : 2
villa Nova. 4013O00 OX--S 10 /
Batteries-Hayes and Maxwell .
Ward, Griffith and Aiken
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
YESTERDAYS SCORES.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NNTIVNNI ITNWVE.
Phillies. Z, Boston /.
Brooklyn. 4; New York. q.
st Louis. 10; Pittaburg, |.
Chicago. :. Cincinnati. Z.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Athletics. 2: Boston. 2
Washington. 6. New York, g.
Cleveland. 7; Detroit. 4
81. Louis. 3. Chicago. 3.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

II what you want isn't offered on
the classified page today, telephone an
ad OF your own.-Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13
Newark Hlrh School


! L. Of ID. Fresh ...., 0 : / x-i0
Newark High, .... 0 2 / O.
Struck out - BY Jones. Z: by
Sch waTtz. 8. Bases on balls-On
Jones. 2; OF Schwartz. 3. Umpire
For.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

II you telephone your ad. ask about
the discount you can get on the price
quoted you.-Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

All athletes wishing 10 develop their
muscles should 70 20 Muscle Shoals,
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

Try an Every Evening want ad.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

We sometimes think that when
Judge lands speaks Il IL In this
strain: "Neni. vidL Wet"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

After all the man VINO makes the
most -errors- In life IS the ball player.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-04-13

The Mclntire Tutoring School base
ball team opened its season yesterday
afternoon with victory over Tower
I'm School. II 10 s.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01
MAJOR LAMPEET LEAVES FORT SEWARD:

with s.1anper and Lescer bound for orU at as of Company (permant) on July 4s 191U' the of Lanpert was last his able gu1 dance % point of excellence that a0 General of corps ea' Phillips or inepectedSu favorao uose untir1ng or missed at this Post as Will also
 
 various ctionsa at Seward feel that the fellow-officers impression d 1he the Major belongs the really bear had ola saak Wal Looking he had club en to na o wi ebesto ood his dut1es
 Capt.Rav present com mana or 1ne pom is 00"O' Sundav.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

A Sunday. SS. ."Spokane" Direct States nai1) Monda Sept. 4th S'S: "Je11er6on
 States nai1)
 sent.5t ."Estebeth"
 from" Adn.E Evans"u "uue Sept '4Ths
 and mai1)
 Torrance"
 (1failfro Alice"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
Slat's
Diary M
By ROSS PARTICULAR

Friday-Jane smiled at me today
In skool and l rote her a note in witch
/ sed in it that when she looks at me
l get so Ratified don't no emmy thing
and she rites back that she gesses it
dussent make very much difference
wether she looks or not.
Saturday-Pa wont mention names
for he is shared it mite hurt his bis
ness but he says they is a fellow
up on Main st. witch is so lazy he
gets up at o'clock in the morning in
order so as he can get started to loaf
ing earlier and have more time in
witch to tend to it in.
Sunday-Stayed for chirch today as
1t was to wet to play any thing any
way. ! CESS it was a good sermon
but l got to wandering how a def
and dun man wood tell blind news
boy witch kind Of shoe strings be
wanted and diddent get much out of
the sermon.
Monday was reading in the
court house News wherea woman was
give the control of her child by the
Judge. All / got to say is that ma
don't need no judge to give her Con-
troll of her child. Or pa neither.
fuesday-Pa was late to sumner
because he stopped long vile to
watch some men building a house
Ma says they are all ways to kinds of
folks around when house is get
ting built. Them witch has bisness
there and them witch hassent anv his
ness no where's. Joe Luce went and
pawned his Pajammas & when pa asst
MN why he done it he sed he had
lux a job as mite Waterman and wood
ent need them no more now.
Wednesday-Mrs. Gillem rote to a
20. and sent rs cents to find out how
to avoid Falling arches and thew rote
back to her and sed for her to Stem
out OF the Way when they begun to
Ihursday-Jake has got unkel ont
N the country witch is eighty 2 yrs.
oid ana has never got ride in otto
mobeel nor eat Sandwich I oes.
nmebby that is the heason he is eighty
8 years old. = = my
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
INCOME TAX FRAUDS

That taxes in the country would be
lower II the income tax payers are re-
qulred to pay the taxes the law re-
quires, is the belief of Governor John
j. Blaine, who working with the State
Tax Commission has discovered that
wholesale fraud has been committed
by many corporations in this state in
their failure to make honest reports
of their income taxes. Gov. Blaine is
driving this investigation at top speed.
since the discoveries were made.
For this reason Gov. Blaine will
urge as one of the primary things in
this campaign, the repeal of the per-
sonal property offset and the removal
of the secrecy clause is removed thou
sands upon thousands of dollars viii
come into the state treasury which are
now hidden by econscienceless profit
GERS" He declares that the farmer
has to pay on his real estate and make
a full report which everybody can ex-
anime. He sees no reason why the
same report should not be made by
income tax payers. Each day at the
tax commission the checking up of the
profiteers' reports shows some new
startling discovery of unreported re-
tunrs. The Withholding of this mon
ey by the large corporations OF this
state borders close on a public scam
dal
Figure it out for yourself" said
Gov. Blaine, eff AZ corporations have
been compelled to disgorge S761 900
of income taxes which they withheld,
how much income tax, upon COM
plete audit, win be shown to have been
withheld by approximately 5000 cor
porations, estimated to be subject to
additional income taxes, because OF
fraudulent or erroneous returns.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
Lutheran Churches
d. 4. BORGEN. Pastor


Services in Zion church Sunday,
March 10, at H.
Sunday school and Bible class in
Immanuels church Sunday, March 10,
at 10. Service in Emmanuel church
IN English March 10Th at 3.
Ladies aid of Franklin will hold
their annual meeting at the church
March 18th at |. Mrs. c. Fortney en-
tertains.
NJ FINSTAD. Pastor.
Services in Freeman Sunday, March
the 18th.
S. K, THOLLEHAUG. Pastor
Mt.Sterling- March 10Th, services
in Norwegian at IL and in English at
1880 p. m. Enrolment of confirma-
ton class at 2 p. m.
o. K. RAMBERG, Pastor
English services at the North
West Prairie church on March 10.
The West Prairie Ladies aid, Dis
trlct No. 3, will meet with Mrs. Carl
johnson on Wednesday, March %.
The Bad Ak H. S. circle viii meet
with Miss Edna Iverson on March 25.
J. o. HOLUM. Pastor
March 19-Sunday school whit BIZ
Bile classes at the Westby and Coon
Prairie churches at $3.50.
Services at Westby and at Wang at
1880; at Coon Prairie at 2:3O, and at
Westby at 1880. Rev. o. T. Lovaas Of
the Inner Mission Society will preach
at Yang and Coon Prairie and a I
Westby.
March 26-Services at Westby al
1880. Dinner will be served by the
Northwest Ladies Aid. There will al.
so be programs afternoon and evening
L. F. HAMMER, Pastor.
Services in English in Viroqua Lu.
theran church March 10, at 1920
Graded Sunday school every Sunday
IN English and Morse at $3.50. We
welcome all to our services.
The choir meets next Thursday
evening, March 16, at 1880 at the
home of I. C. Knutson.
Services in Bethel church March Is
at 2:30. The children viii meet fol-
catechization
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
AROUND THECOUNTY
.JEFFERSON

Bud, March ia few from around
Bud attended the sale at Henry Wise's
on Friday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Elias Tryg-
gestad at the Smell home, March 10,
son. Emma Primmer is there assist
ing in the care Of the mother and babe.
A. 0. Hanson had an operation per-
formed on his nose at Viroqua on
Wednesday last.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Thompson spent
Friday evening and Saturday at the
formers parental home.
The married people enjoyed party
at the Lothen home Friday evening.
Mr.. Barth Of Cashton was a caller
in this vicinity recently.
Nancy Larson spent last Wednesday
evening at Roy Moores.
Harry, Ella and Aline DeLap Wis
tied at the A. Smith home on Sunday.
Mrs. Johnny Matson has returned
home from the Lutheran hospital,
where she had underwent an operation
Otto Hanson and Harry Bakken
autoed to Lacrosse last Monday for
the purpose og getting repairs for a
saw rig.
A few young people enjoyed pleas
ant evening at c. Tryggestad's last
Thursday.
Nels Tryggestad has been quite
poorly these last days.
Sophia Knutson called at Will Hud-
sons Sunday.
Pete Fredrickson sawed wood for
Lothen's and Chris Tryggestad last
Wednesday and Thursday forenoon,
Sidney Thompson and Virgil Tryg-
gestad attended the dance at Chase
burg Saturday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Tryggestad,
Clarence and Sylvia Hanson spent
Sunday evening at Joe Delays.
The telephone line on the ridge is
in good shape at present.
JiUua and MaoUia
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
OBITUARY
MARTIN VAN BUREN, RICHART

MARTIN VAN BUREN, RICHARDS
After a noble record covering a per-
iod of over four years of Civil war
strife the subject of this obituary no
tice received his honorable discharge
hospital and battle duty in those days.
On March 9Th, 1922, after fighting the
general buttles of life most faithfully
for more than eighty years the Great
Commander-in-Ch of Heaven and
Earth gave the order to LAY down
arms" and Martin VanBuren Rich
ards obeyed the summons and is now
resting from his long and valient ser
vice to his country, his family and
his God. Mr.. Richards was born May
3, 1910, in Cubs, New York. He came
to Wisconsin in 1856 and a year later
became actively identified with the
Methodist Episcopal church and was
ever after ambitious in the perform
ance of those duties which brought up
lift and betterment to those about
him. In July, 1862, he enlisted in Co.
A. 25th Regiment, Wisconsin Volue-
teers and was discharged on account
of sickness in Sept. 1868, but in Sent
1864 he re-enlisted, this time in Co.
l. 42nd Regiment and received an hon
orable final discharge on June IL 1865
Before enlisting the second time Mr.
Richards was united in marriage to
Eliza d. Turner of Viola, Wis, on
August %, 1864 At the close of the
war the family lived at Viola until the
year 1892, when they moved to Viro-
qua, Wis. Since the death of Mrs.
Richards in 1916, Mr.. Richards has
lived most of the time at Mineral Point
with his daughter, Mrs. w. j. Kelly.
Two other children also survive, Mrs.
+. w. Boehmer of Kansas City, Mo-,
and Jerre T. Richards of Cleveland,
Ohio. Seven grandchildren and two
great grandchildren are also number
ed with the bereaved. Mr.. Richards
had been ailing for many years, due
to the priyations and hardships ex-
perienced while a soldier during the
Civil war. Mr.. Richards was present
at the siege Of Vicksburg and also at
the Sioux Indian uprising nj Mime
sofa during the chief Little Grow re-
bellion and later he was called in as
surgeons assistant in the soldiers hos
pital at Mankato, MINI. Mr.. Rich
ards was a man of wide information
and experience and pleasure to meet
at all times. Brief funeral services
were held from the w. j. Kelly home
early Friday morning, Rev. A. H..
Schoenfeld officiating. The remains
were then taken by train to Viroqua
where on Saturday afternoon at the
Methodist church the final services
were held, conducted by the Rev. e.
Harris. Interment was in the Viroqua
cemetery.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
THE CHURCH NOTES
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

The program given By the Primary
Department at the opening exercises
+ last Sunday morning was great sue
cess. The folks had a better idea of
I the work that is being done for reli-
gious education by this school. Meet
with us next Sunday morning at 10.
Come and see for yourself. Morning
worship at IL; topic of sermon "Faith
a Present Day Need" C. E. 81 $50.
Song service at 7:30. Stereopticon
slides. Sermon "What Makes Joy in
Heaven" The Homelike church gives
you a hearty invitation to all these
services.
Thursday at 7:30 Prayer Meeting
and Bible study.
Friday evening the two adult class
es will meet for social and business
meeting at the church. Members of
both classes are urged to be present.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Sunday school at 10; morning wor-
ship at II; G. e. society at $50.
Our Sunday school secretary re-
ports new scholars for last Sunday.
Our orchestra added another first
violin last Sunday.
The morning service was exception
al in every respect last Sunday.
for another real thing of achievement
last Sunday. Plans were laid to make
real drive for the starving men, wo-
men and children of the famine dis
trict of Russia. After finding that the
Woman's Auxiliary of the American
Legion was planning something for
the same purpose, committee was APP
pointed to confer with the Woman's
Auxiliary and make defnate plans for
joint drive. The general plan is a
house to house canvas.
Mr.. Evans announces that begin
ming next Sunday afternoon at 2:30,
he will conduct instruction classes for
all children preparatory for church
membership Easter Sunday.
METHODIST CHURCH
Our Sunday school made a new high
level for itself last Sunday with an at
tendance of 220. We plan to reach
$50 by Easter
Next Sunday the pastor will speak
upon Christ and Some Common Ex-
periences of life. The morning top
ic viii be "Jesus at a Wedding. In
the evening the subject will be "Jesus
and Sickness" The question is. is
sickness unchristian or anti chrinstian
and therefore unnecessary? Ep-
worth League at 6:45. Midweek SER
vice Thursday at 1880.
YIROQUA CIRCUIT
Springville services at 7.45; Liberty
Pole Sabbath morning at IL. There
was not a large audience there last
Sunday. Let's boost for larger at
tendance. In the name of the Master
put aside some of your time to serve
Him. The church will help you grow
in spirit. This age above all others
needs Christian men to rally to the
Sunnnrt of the church
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
Harn % Abe Mosquito.

There is an apparatus. for a long
time overlooked or neglected by the
investigators, at the base of the mos
qulto's wings, whereby the character
istic humming of that insect may be
produced. The species examined IL
the anopheles maculipennis and the
apparatus consists of a slightly NOV
able bar provided with series Of
well-marked teeth which. as the wings
are raised and lowered. rasp across
4 series Of ridges.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
JEFFERSON

Bud, March 1--we are enjoying
the spring weather immensely and
here is hoping it stays for good.
Miss Manda Skrede returned from
Madison recently, where she has been
taking treatments, the last few
months.
Nels Tryggestad is on the sick list.
Stella Fauske spent Sunday with
her friend, Mabel Bakken
Mr.. and Mrs. Elias Tryggestad re-
joice over the arrival of II pound
boy, born last Friday at the Smell
hospital in Viroqua
Louise and Agnes Peterson spent
Sunday at home.
Tie ladies aid will be entertained
by Mrs Bob Skrede next Thursday.
I.assie
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
VERNON COUNTY ROAD SCHOOL.
Firoqua. Wisconsin. Friday. March
the nth, 1922 VIM. Dolen, Chair
man OF County Board Presiding
PROGRAM
Morning Sacsion

IhOGRAM
Morning Session
300 Registration.
A. E. Smith. "
io o.ao hesponse-Wm. Dolen, Chm.
Maintenance of our Hiohwovs = ~ =
Donaghey. State Maint. Eng.
ll:15 Address,. F. Nemacbek n;r
Maint. Eng. '1'V'
Duties of Patrolmen
90 90 Discussion of Patrolmen
1900 Intermission.
Afternoon Session
LID Address-Care of Travel during
Construction, TM.Reynolds. Div. Eng
l:45 Address-Powers and Duties IF
Highway Committee, C. J. Smith.
2:l5 General Discussion of Highway
Matters. By order of Committee.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
MerchandlsIna Road to Millions.

A careful statistician recently made
a list of 4,047 American miilionaires
and what each made his money in.
The result showed that general mer-
chandising is the best road to millions
in the United States. and presumably
everywhere else. too.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
Duties of Patrolmen
90 Discussion of Patrolmen
Booklets on Tree Surgery

Mayor Smith has just received from
Congressman J. d. Beck a hundred
booklets on Tree Surgery. These have
been left at the Censor office and those
property owners who wish to rescue
what is left of their trees in approved
fashion can get one of the booklets
at this Office
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15
The Pneumonia Month

March is typical pneumonia month
and usually gives high rate Of NOR
atty for the disease. After a long
and hard winter, the system loses
much Of its resistance and people grow
careless. When every cold, no matter
how slight, is given prompt and in
telligent attention, there is much less
danger of pneumonia. It should be
borne in mind that pneumonia is a
germ disease and breeds in the throat.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is an
expectorant and cleans out the germ
ladened mucus and not only cures a
cold but prevents its resulting in pneu-
monia. 1t is pleasant to take. Chill
dren take it willingly.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15

The only vice president 10 resign
was John C. Calhoun. who gave up
The vice presidency TO become Uni
ted States senator.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-15

--Mandus Theige Of Westby was
here Thursday on important business.
Mrs. Ralph WHISKY has been con-
fined to her home the past few days,
slightly indisposed.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1922-10-15

The words of Washington, the father of our country
are becoming audible:
Let raise standard which the wise and
honest repair the is in the hands of God.
James Monroe, in the immortal Monroe Doctrine,
declared:
We should regard any attempt their part to
extend their system 1.-THE politico-religous system
of Europel to any portion of this hemisphere as
dangerous to peace and safety.
Abraham Lincoln, the emancipation of the physical
slave, lives, and his words reverberate through the
universe:
This nation under God, shall have new birth of
freedom; government of the people, by the
people, and for the people, shall not perish the
earth.
The poet asks
Abraham Lincoln, how came your power
Of setting Fate's clock to the stroke of Times
hour?"
Lncoln) I'm the quiet of prayer the world set apart
The better to hear the tick of Gods heart"
edwin Liebfreed)