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Morris tribune., 1922-02-24

Of the baby. II the baby's birth does
not appear in one of the county pap
ers, the mother probably will not
hear from the nurse, as that will be
the source from which she will get
her names of the new-borns.a Any
one who has been overlooked so far
this year may procure the book by
writing to the followign address, U.
8. Government, Childrens' Bureau,
Washington, D. c..
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24

The County Nurse has received word
from the Childrens' Bureau of the U.
S. Government that every mother
will be sent the book entitled "In-
FAINT Care" free of charge, if she de-
sires it. That all mothers of Stew
ems county babies may have this OPP
portunity, the nurse will notify each
mother where to write for the book
as soon as she learns of the arrival
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
The Lutheran Free Church

4W6 AULuCLdM EICE CHURCH
Services for Sunday, February 26.
Kongsvinger services at 1900 am.
The Band will give a concert on
Saturday evening, February rs.
The Morris Church, services con-
Quoted in the English language Sun
day evening, 7:45 p. m.
st. Petri Church, Cyrus will hold
a series of meetings beginning Fri
day, March 3-5. .s -.
Rev. o. M. Bake of Battle Lake,
Mimi, and Rev. Torgney Kleven Of
Starbuck will assist the local pastor.
You are cordially invited to these
services.
Andrew Olson.
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
New Sn1.ing Hats.

We have just received shipment
of fascinating Spring Hats, included
in which there are many novel eff
fects (no two alike). Emma Peter
son. adv.
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
Clnb Dance Postponed.

The club dance scheduled for Tues
day night has been postponed be-
cause of the change of the CONNER
cial Club Party to that date. Two
more club dances will be held after
Easter, it was announced.
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
English Lutheran Church.

English Lutheran Church.
Rev. o. J. Kvale Of Benson, Mimi,
will conduct the morning service at
1880 a. m.
Sunday School at IL s. A. Siv-
erts, Supt.
Rev. Bredesen will preach his fare
we'll sermons at Chokio and Alberta
at 1900 a. m. and $500 p. m.
The Luther League meets Sunday
evening at 7:3O o'clock. After the
program lunch will be served.
The local confirmation class meets
Saturday at usual hour.
All are cordially invited.
= -.l Alfred Bredesen, Pastor.
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
Congregational Church.

Congregational Church.
Morning worship. 1890 a. m.
Sunday School, 1900 noon.
A Sunday meditation.
Whatsoever things are true.
Whatsoever things are honorable.
Whatsoever things are just, pure.
lovely and of good report.
If there be any virtue, any praise
think on these things.
III. III. Symons. Minister.
Morris tribune., 1922-02-24
AMONG THE CHURCHES

M. E. Church Announcements.
1890, Morning worship.
11:45, Sunday School.
6:45, Epworth League.
1880, Evening worship.
]. s. Kettlewell, Pastor
The Keota news., 1922-10-06

For the siling. haif-siek housswifs
seeh q Union 10 impossible. Ofsrn
,ines even the slightest form OF
hoasrwoss cannot Do accomplished
Yet tho work must b. 6oos-
Many women struggle aloog TOT
yeArs suffering from some form OF
female trouble that make theas hvss
miserable and thsir Aeoso tas tsoo
Asppy; v...A,.
Compound has helped thoosands Of
jast such women regain theif hseith
and strength. Just give you! thought
10 tho following letters and remer.'
bSs that the women Who wrote shsss
t~sisss knew bow they felt before
sshins the Vegetable Compound md
again afterwards lthsipsd lhsm-
let IL help yoas
Had Nesvous Spa1s
Rs-aslo. A.a. ~ hsd nervous
sprlls and s~tai bed fsesines- ny
sssh. side ard nsy hsek hurt me oil
the time and had bern going down
in health for six OF S~von yceft. foe
three year, I hsd not sesa able TO Dc
snF ~o.a without help. weighed
oaly IS pounds wh~a my husbands
mother persuaded me 10 take LYDIA
Z. ftnskAm's Vegetable Compound
Nov I heartily recommend u 10 ~!
suE ~ssng women. ~ ! have gained
weight and health. ! can do oil my
~osa. anything want 10 do"-An.
JtM RGAatcx. uosssio. AssaasaA
The Keota news., 1922-10-06
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS. ooiNos. ACHIEVE
MGIrs. sUFEgRiNos. HOPES
ANc FEARS OF MANKIND.
WESTERN

No more may the sweet coed steal
silently away. and in some quiet nook
&oiaec her harass-d nerves with Gig
arctic. The mo smoking rule for CO.
eds al tho University Of California
rauss BIZ obcyrd. 80 Miss Beatrice
ward. chairman of the student affairs
committee. has asked the sorority
prcsidcnss TO s~- Ia IL that There arc
no violations of tho es!ies.
Victor casssa. - years old. Of Day
tom. Ohio. and William Crvs-ll. IL.
Spanish war vrtrfanss inmates OF the
National soldiers Home at Sawsrii-.
near Los Angeles. aaarrried over a
hat. according tn officials of the iasti'
tuition. cu.<en died from a tnif-
wound in the abdomen. and Crswril
was brought 4. the county jail at iyo.
Angeles pending an inquest "v~r Gus
sons bniSs
Five unidrntifi~L men s~isrL ". w
Glenn of Sacramento. in Crntfa Costa
county. hrae ttcsEulry. Calf. plugged
him first f-vs downward and th~n
head d.~ wafd into barrel of melt
~d tar. nni left him in that coalition
Glenn rsi~fi~nrv-l some difficulty in
~xtricntihs himself. \ pa..in. motor
iss brought him to berkeley. tic said
he could NOT account for the attack on
hit,.
Five si,ccp fscrdcr. arc in the k-no
Ncv.. Jail under indictment Of fed.
-ral grand jury charged with the theft
of s,,Ccp from the Idaho. Nevada Live
Stock Company. which i. under sub.
.idy Of the War Finance Corporation.
\ Department Of Justice operative in
san Francisco said tho men arc al.
cxcvxs af &DuuO In the last few
ycsrs. The company has sheep in Ne.
,sdn. Idaho and Utah.
Angelina wsycastcs. 10 years old.
pretty houscmsid who Was In the
home Of Charles A. Faus when he was
shot 10 death by bandits on Feb. Z. was
convicted Of murder In the first degree
at Salt Lake City. II was her second
Trial for the alleged crime. The siri
has threatened to commit suicide ra.
ther than commence serving a life sen.
tencc and she IL being closely watched.
She asserted that she would die and
come back and haunt everyone who
had anything 10 do with her conviction.
WARRINGTON
The cabinet recently decided TO re-
strict prohibition enforcement opera
tions within the three mile limit ~,
sea except in cases where ships beyond
that limit are in communication will,
shore through their own crews and
small boats. Prohibition enforcement
officials. 1t was said authoritativcly.
would be cautioned to- observe this de.
cision.
Survey Of the coal situation was
said at the White House to have con
vinced President Harding that aI
though q shortage during the winter
u Inevitable rs a result of the miners
strike. the situation would not he par
ticulariy acute. The President and hi:
cabinet hnd before them a, !, recent
meeting - report from the Geological
Survey which showed that cffrrtiy.
steps have been taken 'o prev eni u
fuel famine.
The Keota news., 1922-10-06
A union OF
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lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Has Helped
Form Many
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Vegetable Compound fos my nesy,s
md Lydia T. HnkAam's blood Msa.
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The Keota news., 1922-10-06
FOREIGN


Gelf of a;.noa, is believed la have
been killed in an explosion caused by
lightning which destroyed eN~ri thihs
within q radius Of teh miles, There
are many hundreds Of wounded.
The British torpedo boat destroyer
Speedy sank in the Sea OF NarinOra as
the result of collision with a Dutch
Irawler. Ten OF the des,royef's crew
were drowned and eighty seven saved.
The Speedy sank within seven tnin'
ures.
Oberainmersau. Germany. is said 10
be considering an offer Of s,svso."so
from American movie interests for the
motion picture rights "f the Passion
Play. The Villagers have taken up
the matter ON account of the heavy
costs -htaii-d ia staging tlie rFSine-
tion this year,
The reply os the Turkish National
list government to the allied peace
note has bs-n completed and coia-
psisrs acceptance of thr conditions
laid down at the Paris conference. ac-
eofdins TO a ssatrin~st naa- IN Con
.taatiaopic by Essad Icy. aide as
camp To Mustapha kcsnai i'ssta.
The allied conference ga tia~ near
east has agreed 10 send ioint n0s-
Z. the Ahsora government assuring she
return ot CoastsasiaSplc to she TuSs.
and demanding tic tFcssloa1 of tA.
straits II i. b~licscd n1s@ s9 @gi~s
tho restoration of Adriaa"psr aai
Thraev 10 Turkey under svrsaEa r@a
ditionss
Eationn ale Salvsa sau nis friends
have abslieatrsis aseerslias ts .h- Ery~-
mans Journal and Liam I.yachs chief
of staff of thc E-publiean forces and
newspaper states that tho he,~s et a
~asioaai peace arc dashed to pieces ny
tIlis nrss event. II says thr t;-rus.
lieaa leader. arv foFssas thcis fotses4
rrs Z" continue to the bitter -aa.
\ tirusrs dispatch to London frcss
Informed ihc Greek government that
the United State. will undertake To
protect with destroyer. the suinos al
"f tho remaining isO.00U refugee. y,
Smyrna IL GHc~ev provides th~ mean.
of transport The Americans further
undertake 10 provide shelter and Sue
'casnev t.r III. refugees. nna they II.
a limit .t essr uccs for their csnbarsa.
ti"n. The Greek government ha.
gratefully accepted thc offer.
Japanese military authorities in To.
kto arr credited with The ssntvssivay
that General bicscriehss the anti.
soviet leader in Vladivu.tns. ani Gen.
Chans T..-i.in. the war lord Ut Alan.
chusia. have been negotiating secretly
an agreement under which the arms
left by the Japanese in cvact,atins Si.
IBERIA will bc divided between tho Si.
bCrian general and tho Chinese gen.
cral. who plan Ia Join In opposing the
soviet forces and those of the ras
Eastern republic Mt Chi,a.
GENERAL
Harvey Napier. n young policeman.
fired bullet into the breast .f hi.
brother when the latter. at the head
If n mob attempted to rescue third
brother from the custody of the blue
coat at the entrance to the k-p"va. W.
Va. Jail.
Several hundred students .f the
W"o,!lawn high school ut birmingham.
Ma. wcrr stricken with ptomainc poi.
sonins as result Of food eaten n, the
school. lunch room. according T.. au.
th"ritic.. \ number were seriously III,
buf there were no fatalities r,unry,a
The Keota news., 1922-10-06

Praise fes HUBBY.
There So--s man who IL good
isis WIFE THAT sos Who i hsF
''My husband. d.--t.nnslnn Answers
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-10-27

price For Moon," says a headline in
the Cincinnati Post. No, . Cincinnati
sllcker has not tried to sell a back
woods visitor the moon although the
Union Central building has been sold
some several times. It's a headline on
another moonshine story.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-10-27
A THOROUGH TEST
One To Conyence the Most Skeptlcal
Maysyille Reader.

The test of time is the tesa that
counts.
Doan's Kidney Pills have made
their reputation by effective action.
The following case is typical
Maysville residents should be con-
WINGED.
The testimony is confirmed - the
proof complete.
Testimony like this cannot be ig-
nored.
George H. King, nrop. grocery store,
615 East Second street, Maysville,
says: II have used Doan's Kidney
Pills off and on for several years and
have been greatly benefited by them.
At times my kidneys got out Of order
and the secretions passed irregularly.
suffered with a severe aching
through the small of my back. When
l had one Of these attacks Is used
Doan's Kidney Pills and they never
failed to cure the complaint" Estate
ment given November Is, 1916.
PERMANENT RELIEF.
On November %, 1920, Mr.. King
added: "The cure l spoke about in my
, former statement has proven perman-
ent. | haven't had the slightest sign
Of kidney trouble since using Doan's
+, Kidney Pills"
Price 60 cents, at all dealers. DOM
simply as for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills the same that
Mr.. King had. Foster Milburn Co.
Mfrs. Buffalo. N. Y.
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FUTILE SEARCH FOR MONEY.

Pomeroy, Ohio, Oct 26.-Another
bubble has burst in the investigation
here into the alleged financial opera
tons OF Mrs. Susan Kraus, 63, who is
said to have borrowed between $780,
900 and 100000 from friends for in
vestment.
Officials OF Meigs county. attorneys
and friends Of Mrs. Kraus admitted
today they had made three secret visits
TO Mrs. Kraus' home after dark last
night.
Their quest was in search, some
members OF the party said, OF treas
ure chest which they had been lead to
believe contained more than $4,000.
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PLAN CONVENTION OF
COOPERATIVE ASSOCIATIONS

Louisville. - CLANS for the first ma
tional convention of cooperative asso-
Citations, scheduled for December In
Washington, were made at the meeting
OF tn, r-Co-operative Conference
Committee which opened here to con-
tinue through Tuesday, with leaders in
the agricultural cooperative move
ment in attendance. In addition there
will be a meet of representatives OF
cooperative tobacco organizations, in
GLIDING the Connecticut Valley Associ-
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The time is nearing for the removal
of all porch furniture, gates and
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try it. now feel fine and can do my
homework without any trouble at all.
You can use this letter for the sake Of
others if you wish. Mrs. WELDON G.
HATFIELD, R. R. 8, Sabina, Ohio.
Housewives make great mistake in
allowing themselves to become so weak
and nervous that 1t is well-nigh impos-
sible for them to attend to their neces-
sary household duties.
Lydia z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound should be taken when you first
notice such symptoms as nervousness,
backache, weakness and irregularity. It
will help you and prevent more serious
trouble. Give II fair trial. II surely
helped Mrs. Hatfield. justas ithas many,
many other women.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
COMMENT
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

This Is Good Health Week" Why
not have your family physician give
you the once over to see that you are
fit for the winter? A wise man once
said: IAN ounce of prevention is worth
a pound of cure" Medical inspection
in the public schools is saving our
children much future pain and their
parents much money.
<
Price For Moon" says a headline in
the Cincinnati Post. No, Cincinnati
sllcker has not tried to sell a back
woods visitor the moon although the
Union Central building has been sold
some several times. It's headline on
another moonshine story.
The State National Bank deserves
the hearty applause Of all for its in
terest in the youth of our community.
It's school Thrift System, in years to
come will prove Of incalculable worth
to the children who learn the big les
son of saving through the deposit OF
their nickels and dimes at school. The
Pig Club inaYgurated by this bank
will stimulate interest in swine not
only among the children but among
the grown-ups as we'll. It's indeed en-
couraging to see bank take these for
ward steps investing in the future men
and women Of the district.
The Court of Appeals Of Kentucky
has again plainly stated that the man.
agement of the schools and school fin
ances is entirely in the hands Of the
Boards Of Education and that the fis-
cal bodies called upon to levy taxes
must not question the levies demanded
by the School Boards but must levy
such taxes as the Board shall demand
The Court of Appeals has so often
thus rules that the Fiscal Courts and
City Councils should by this time
awaken to the fact that the control Of
all school matters is vested in the
Boards of Education by law.
The season OF the year has arrived
when we usually begin to think seri
ously about Corn and Tobacco Fail
but 1t appears that the Pool" il
"agin" the Tobacco Fairs" and thi!
section is strictly Gin the pool" there
fore it's very likely this will be an
other year without Tobacco Fair IL
Maysville.
During the course of a trial In tn
Lexington Police Court few days ag
the defendant and the chief prescott
ing witness, both women, started
: hair pulling. 1t is said that the Polio
Judge was 30 interested that he said
"Let them go to it," while the Polio
, Chief and his men looked on highl
o entertained. The Lexington Leade
= says the occurrence was disgrace
the city and charges the Judge wit
= malfeasance. We might suggest to tn
Lexington officers who seem to enjoy
v bout that Kentucky has a Boxin
~ Commission which might permit the
to stage their fights at pretty ne!
Il admission price, provided the state
given a rake-off.
The time is nearing for the remov
- of all porch furniture, gates al
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ness ana Irregular
ty. / was weak and
nervous and could
hardly stand on my
feet long enough to
cook a meal. / was
this way for about q
year and had tried
several medicines
and had a physician,
but to no avail. My
sister was taking
your medicine and
finally induced me to
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other, movable things to the zone of
safety. Next Tuesday is Halloween
and boys are still boys.
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alton, the Tobacco Growers Associa-
tions of Virginia and the Carolinas;
the Wisconsin Cooperative Tobacco
Pool, and the Dark and Burley Asso-
Citations OF Kentucky.
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MRS. HATFIELD
SAB|NA, OHIO
In Pitiable Conditionwhen she Began
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound

Sabina, Ohio I took Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for weak
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-03
Invitations and
Announcements
for Weddings
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

The brides wishes and her parents
iianccs must settle the size OF the
wedding. The formal church we'd
ding requires many invitations and
announcements. For a large we'd
ding there is enclosed i'll an envelope
besides the invitation TO the cerc-
mony a card TO be presented at the
church, and also the card of invita-
ton to the breakfast or reception
following. But the simplest way to
decide on what is correct in invita-
tions and cards is to allow good
stationer to submit models from
which to choose.
The kind of paper and printing
varies some from year to year, and
he is in a position to advise and give
choice of several good forms OF
script and paper. The heavy white
paper and Roman or English script
is always tasteful. Also, he has
the form to follow in the wording
OF the invitation. There is the slight
difference in the wording of an in
vitation to the church ard in one to
a home wedding. The former reads:
"Mr. and Mrs. Henry Brown re-
quest the honor OF your presence at
the marriage OF their daughter, Elsie,
to-" etc. The latter reads-"request
the pleasure Of your presence,
etc.
A bride who is an orphan issues
her invitations in the name of her
nearest surviving relative. When a
brother is the person whose name is
used, the invitations read: "Mr.
George Henry Brown requests the
honor, or pleasure, of your presence
at the marriage of his sister, Mary"
If sister, or uncle, aunt. or grand
father. the exact degree of relation
ship is indicated. Should the mar
riage take place at the house of a
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-03
My Marriage roblems
Adele Garrisons New Phase of
REVELATIONS OF A WIFE"
Copyright 1920

Allan Drake opened his eyes
widely at her as he spoke. saw
that they held a querulous CLEAN
and l guessed that back of the
gibe was tiny stab Of resentment
at Lillian's manned, which some
men found bit too dictatorial for
them. That Lillian's keen percep-
tions must have guessed his feel
ing, l was sure, but she was too
game a mental sportsman either to
betray her knowledge or to yield
point. Her wide grin at him was
as impish as the CLINT in his own
eyes, and her voice was clear, in
cisive. 49,. .
"Yes I do, and Allen, dear, don't
forget to wash your ears ..
Her tone was perfect. / have
heard harassed mothers of small
boys use exactly the same worried
infection and words. For the life Of
me, l could not control an amused
giggle, and for the fleeting fraction
of second, l caught the glimpse
of something in the eyes of the ele-
CANT Mr.. Drake, which was more
annoyance than amusement. But
his laugh rang out heartily and he
brought up his hand in burlesqued
salute.
'"I cry quits he said. "Oh,
chiefr addressing my father affec-
tionately with the appellation he
generally gives him. we're under
marching orders. Mrs. Underwood
has decreed that we go to our room
and primp for dinner. Can you
come now?"
"Of course" My father moved
tot pick I'D one of the bags, but
Allan Drake forestalled him, picked
up the two travelling bags and a
couple of brief cases with no ap-
parent effort and bowed to me.
III you'll tell ME in which direc-
ton I'm to march"-he said, srnil-
ing.
"Just follow me- answered,
starting IL the stairs.
My father had Jagged a step be-
hind, in answer to some query from
my mother-in-law, and no ear but
mine heard Mr.. brakes low an-
swer to my direction.
ITO heaven or the other place
whichever is your destination"
/ glanced over my shoulder and
made an impudent little face at
him. If he meant to keep up this
annoying Stiffness, l promised my
self little grimly. that | would
teach him the futility of using such
shopworn expressions to flatter my
feminine person beyond the school
girl ages
Omaha daily bee., 1922-06-03
The Resolution Madge Made About
Allen Drake.

Either Lillian possesses the "eyes
in the back of her head" supposed
to be the inevitable adjunct Of spin
ster school teachers, and knew that
I needed her. or else she realized
the impossibility Of longer keeping
Mother Graham's attention diverted
from my direction.
At any rate, just as Allan brakes
intent gaze became unbearably en-
barrassing, l heard my friends
laughing voice behind me and felt
surge of grateful relief which I had
hard work to keep from betraying
in my face.
Il trust the well-known bean is
freshly oiled and the engine turning
over smoothly, Allan," Lillian said
smilingly, although l knew only too
we'll what deadly earnestness lay be-
hind the frivolous words.
Don't tell me that you're con-
templating any toll or even talk OF
it. this evening"" DR.. Drake por-
tested. ..
"A NOnIerenCe NdueQ.
Executive conference called for 10
o'clock Lillian retorted inexorably,
all hands on deck She lowered
her voice as she spoke. with an al
most imperceptible movement of her
head toward my mother -in-law, still
deep in conversation with my father,
and l comprehended the reason for
her naming of 10 o'clock. This is
almost invariably Mother Graham's
bedtime hour, and l knew that Lii
liam wished the elder woman safely
asleep before she took up with Allan
Drake. aid my father the absorbing
problem of the man Smith.
Il knew this evening was too per-
feet for permanency,' Allan Drake
drawled. but | detected an infection
in his lazy tone which told me that
| underneath his affected Incidence he
was as eager for the work before
him as Lillian herself. But it must
be something unusual to awaken
ME from the dream"
ut is" Lillian returned cryptical-
ly, "and l want you well-fed and con-
sequently in a good humor when YOU
hear it, so YOU and Mr.. Spencer had
better so to your rooms and get
ready for katie's dinner. l think
it's scheduled for IS minutes from
now"
| "Ili obey without question. but
doesn't Mother wish to see that my
hair is brushed right and my necktie
tied straight before l appear at the
tablet