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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
DIVINE MOORE.
SAY NEW HURTS PROSPECTS.
412 Dean Bldg,
South Bend, Ind,
March "a, 1922.

To the Editor.
SEN New is seriously injur.ng his
prospects for denomination by his
failure TO accept eX-Sen. Beverages
proposition that they both agree to
limit their campaign expenses TO
reasonable amount In his great
speech at the High School audito-
rum Thursday night, Mr. Beverage
for the fifth time proposed 20 his op-
ponent that this re done. If Sen.
New persists in refusing to accept
this suggestion, it must he inferred
by thinking people that he IS willing
10 see the Indiana senatorship New.
berry-ized, that this state must be
sharer of the disgrace now borne by
Michigan.
Mr.. Beveridge in the aforesaid
speech. by his frankness, sincerity
and spirit of good will created a
most favorable impression. as he
made the proposal mentioned above.
If the man with the most money
is the one who can be elected TO the
senate Of the United States. this
country is moving toward that de.
generacy of the Roman Empire,
when the Pretorian Guard sold the
imperial crown to the highest bidder
Z. WAYNE STAHL.
CA Republican,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
PAYING.
dallas DiSpatCh.)

II want 20 continue exporting 10 Great Brit
ain. which normally takes a fourth our exports.
we must accept goods instead of money in pay
ment 81 saws SIR Auckland Geddes British am
bassador ut washington.
Imports have their objections. But. having COR
ncred the majority OF the worlds gold we must
barter goods for goods Either that. or retire from
foreign trade. or trust customers forever.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
Crepe Knit, 1896

Krepe Knit is the material
you will choose for a sport
costume or informal street
or house wear. Its silken,
yet "pebbled' surface.
makes it unusual and it 8 so
serviceable because it does
not crush or wrinkle. The
color assortment is so ex-
tensive that it is we'll nigh
impossible not to find a
combination of colors you
will like.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

We regret exceedingly. that we
have to lay our heart bare 10 the
trade. but we realize we have been
doing wrong t. past week, and we
want all of the customers to know
the facts before somebody else gives
them to YOU enlarged, swollen and
exaggerated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Every now and then, a man dis
covers" something that a woman has
known all her life. For instance.
the "tear-bombr for capturing a
man (before marriage) and subduing
him cater narriage) was probably
invented and perfected in the Gar
den OF Eden.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Alexander Graham Sell. who in
vented the telephone. won't have
one in his house. The Excuse it.
please phrase was not his inven-
ton.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Perhaps. the reason why the ideas
Of the rising generation are so in
fated is because it is being brought
up chiefly on a yeast cake.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

point in a love affair. where the man
understands that the girl will marry
him. If he can make up his mind to
ask her
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
OUT BURBANKING BURBANK.

Congress is something of an agri-
cultural wizard. 1t scatters free seeds
and raises votes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
IRRITATING.

The Pacific Ocean won't be so Pa
ciGc II it is crossed too much.
tCOpyTight. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
With the Hell of a.

But TECK PATTERN; Partisan designs and each
model fitted perfect figure and the DETOR illustration
that that help but make
pdesined have cok of fshinng
charm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
You Just Can't Help But

have things this The dya shops full
clothes that fairly beg to be and bit nney clever
have good dmak these will
made beung little silk fOck that will be charming
expensive
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

It's a clever woman who can keep
her husband from ever discovering
what a string Of "also rams" he won
out against
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
a CONFESSION OF AN ARCH
SINNER


Customers, as We come 20 you this
glorious Monday morning we hang
out head in shame as we have a
confession 70 make 20 you that is
going 10 Kill all the good viii and
friendship that ever existed between
US.
Professor. put on Hearts and
Flowers"
To continue. we have been guilty
OF a very grave crime. But frank
ness being our one and only virtue.
we are going TO relate the whole cir
cumstance OF our cupidity ia the
hope that a few of you at least, Will
sympathize with us.
During the past week we have
stolen priced possession OF one OF
our best friends. We have lied. beg
ged. nature faxed and committed
nearly all OF the crimes in the cate
CORY. In fact we hesitated at moth
ing.
Early in the week. we made an
appointment with one OF our best
friends The outcome of the inter-
view was not entirely satisfactory,
so we then instituted this relentless
campaign of Icing. stealing. begging
etc, which we are going to tell you
about.
Picture if YOU Will a poor unfor-
tunate starting down the street, and
suddenly thinking that he is in dis
grace, ducking into a back alley.
He continues in a back alley all the
day long. transacting his business as
best he can in a back alley. Night
fall comes and he sneaks out of the
backway at his Office and finally sue
ceeds in making home by the back
alley route
Oh. LIES awful customers, but we
did it all last week, just as we have
described to you and we did IT solely
because we have stolen, lied and
begged-as we confessed to you in
the opening paragraph.
Wen. the thing went on from day
TO day last week until we thought
We would go insane OF course, the
majority of the folks that know us
Will persist in their narrow minded
way that we have been III that con-
dition for long time. but that has
nothing 10 do with the awful ex-
perience that we are faithfully re-
lating TO you.
All week long we continued TO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Every woman prays 10 be ideally
happy. bUt she can endure being
passionately miserable; it's being
drably. duly, eternally uncomfort-
able. that makes Reno sound SO al
Turing 10 the average wife.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
The TOwer3(Babel$ s
* ~.
oGY Dill Armstrong -

il we didn't come right out and DE
frank. some lout would tell the story
about us anyway, and % would be
circulated all over town, exaggerated
and enlarged on TO such an extent
that we would never be able TO lift
our heads up in the town again-the
town that We Editor loves and re-
spects and knows that he'll never
find another like IL.
And as the week past-last week
we mean-we kept more and more
TO the alleys As the days passed
we were doing more Icing stealing
and begging every day. and our
crimes weighed on our mind 10 such
an extent that we couldn't think OF
stepping out on the main drag SO
we went. sinking lower and lower
at every football or as we experts
say. fall Of the foot
Finally as Saturday night swung
around and we finally awakened 10
the realization of the great debt that
we owed 10 our wife and child we
snuck home through the alleys TO
our comfortable domicile-cOnfden
Of welcome and bigger in the
thought that we would have the OPP
portunity of confessing all of our
wrong doings of the past week 70
the trade, and that we would be for
given by at least FIVE per cent Of
them
An entire week of stealing. beg
ging and Icing,
To may sound terrible Of Ye Editor
to ask that the customers forgive
and forget.
But circumstances always alter
cases. You see we had toothache
the first of the week. and our f. d,
DR.. Claude Geyer, which is pro-
nounced favorite dentist in the best
circles, fixed it for US, temporarily.
We had an appointment with him
the next day and didn't keep it.
That's where we started Icing We
made an appointment with him the
following day. That's when we
started stealing We didn't have
the sand 10 go up the following day
so we didn't go and Doc Geyer lost
an hour and Wen have to confess
that we stole il from him. The fol-
lowing day we didn't have the heart
10 go. and that's where we began
begging. We begged him for an ap.
pointment but he wouldn't pay no
attention TO US.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
Reflections of a
Bachelor Girl

Many a man stops loving his wife
so gradually that he never finds it
out. unless she happens 10 mention
10 TO him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Never believe a. man when he says
he is through with women. forever"
nor a dentist when he says iii
won't hurt"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
Canton Crepe
$3.50

The svelte grace Of the
straight line and draped
frOcks IS popular, and Can
ton crepe lends itself so
well to the popular lines
that it is popular, too. All
sport shades, navy. brown
and black.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

All week long we continued TO
wend our way through the alleys
in the meantime stealing begging
and Icing We hate 10 admit all
OF these thAgs but We felt that the
customers should known the whole
truth, egardless-hew TO the line,
let the quips fall where they may
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27
Iafeta
$f.69 and $I.95

35-inch Chiffon Tafeta.
soft and highly finished in
brown, navy and black, IS
preferable for the Flapper.
36-inch Chiffon Tafeta of
every shade for street,
sport and evening wear, at
$L95.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

An understanding IS simply that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

One way to teach the small boy arithmetic is
let him figure how many hours until school is out
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

. bird on the hat is worth 10 on the dollar
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

Congressman who don't want to help those out
of work may join them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

They building floating saloons beyond the
spree mile limit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-27

This plesiosaurus. age 10000 600. may be merely
a glyptodon age 100000. We thought there was
a mistake somewhere.
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Old Delaware
Alumni Return
Baseball, Banquet, Dance and Re
unions Feature Saturdays
Program

Saturday the University Of Della
ware was visited by more than
hundred and fifty alumni, who came
back to witness the commencement
exercises and to become reacquainted
with the scenes of their college days.
In the afternoon the Alumni Chapter
of Wilmington defeated the members
of the other Alumni chapters in a
game of baseball played on Frazer
Field. The brand of ball displayed
was not especially brilliant, but the
good spirit of fellowship could not be
outdone.
In the evening at 7.3O the combined
Alumni and Senior class enjoyed a
banquet in the Commons of Old Col
lege. Several enthusiastic speeches
were made by members Of the Alumni
present, in behalf of the advancement
of Delaware in all ways, scholastically
and athletically, in particular.
Members of Omega Alpha Fra
ternity held big reunion when the
members of the active chapter enter
tanned more than twenty of their re-
turned alumni members at dinner
at their home on Quality Hill. Charles
worth Carswell, a member of the
class of 1920, spoke to the members
of Omega Alpha on the various ways
that the fraternity could be helped and
made stronger by the alumni men,
bers. The formal affairs of the
evening over, the members INDUCED
in social entertainment of various
kinds and spent the evening in re-
viewing old happenings and affairs
of "their days at Delaware"
Kappa Alpha Fraternity also
staged a reunion which was attended
by many returned alumni and the
active chapter.
In the evening Dean Winifred E
Robinson entertained at the Women's
College at dance held in the Hilar.
ium of Residence Hall. The affair
was attended by many couples com.
prised of both colleges
Newark post., 1922-06-14
MISSIONARY MEETING

On Thursday, June 9Th, the regular
monthly meeting of the w. H. MS.
of the Newark M. E. Church was held
at the home Of Mrs. Warner McNeal.
The meeting was called to order by
the President, Mrs. McNeal.
The devotions were in charge of
Mrs. Joseph Mote. Reading of the
103rd Psalm, followed by prayer. The
minutes of the previous meeting were
read by the secretary, Mrs. H. Will
liams. After reports from different
committees there was an election of
new officers.
There will be no meetings during
the months of July and August. Re-
freshments were served and social
hour enjoyed
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Tact

A story is told of how Grevy. whJ
French President, once extricst1
himself from a predicament with VOL
derful presence of mind. He was N
ing conducted round the salon Of j
eminent artist, when he saw a paint
ing that displeased him.
"What a daubw he exclaima
"Whose is it?"
"That picture, NJ. lie President
said the artist, "is my own work
"Ah!" said the President, withg|
any sign of embarrassment at j
awkward mistake. "In our counq
when we particularly wish to purcha|
a thing, we always begin by runnh1
it down." and, true to his part, he puI
chased the offending picture there a
then.-Los Angeles Times.
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Cleveland Avenue
To Be Improved
Town Council Asks Bids for Paw.
ing and Curbing-
Other Repairs

Persons living, and owning prop
ertv, on Cleveland avenue are look"
ing forward to the paving OF this
street with great interest.
For a long time the people along
this street have been trying to nave
Town Council take action toward the
paving of the thoroughfare. This ac-
tion has now been taken and work
will be started as soon as the bids Tor
the work have been received.
For sometime the members OF
Council have been considering the
having of this street but have not
had the funds to carry on the work.
Now that the finances of the town are
in pretty fair shape the work will be
carried on.
It may be that the entire length OF
Cleveland avenue will not be I'M
proved at this time but rather than
to do a cheap and unsatisfactory Jop
of it Council has decided that they
will do as much of the work as they
can this year with the amount OF
money on hand and complete the re-
mainder when more finances are
Forthcoming.
The amount of work that will be
COMPLETED this year cannot be an
nounced until the bids for the same
have been received.
That Cleveland avenue should be
payed is the opinion of every Council
men, for the people living along this
street must walk it's entire length to
reach the center of the town. This
is brought about due to the fact that
there are no cross streets cutting
into Cleveland avenue because OF the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad.
When the street is paved and curb
ed many of the property owners Will
have to lay sidewalks in front of their
properties and this will also make a
big Improvement to the street, for at
the present time there are not even
walks in front of many residences.
After Cleveland avenue is paveo
and curbed Newark will have tlne
lot of streets and Town Council will
have only about two more streets
that need paving. Thesestreets are
Choate street and the lower end OF
Delaware avenue. Both these streets
are in bad condition but Council viii
probably make temporary repairs II
them until there are sufficient finance!
for the paving of them.
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Women's College
Clee Club Concert
Affair in Wolf Hall Last Thursday
Night Well Attended-Ex-
cellent Program

There was a large audience in Wolf
Hall, last Thursday night to hear the
concert of the Glee Club of the
Women's College and although the
temperature was at high point those
in attendance were well repaid.
The young ladies of the club pres
ented an excellent program and their
work was a compliment to Miss Dora
Wilcox, the director. Miss Margaret
Black was accompanist.
Those who took part in the program
were: First Sopranos-Katherine T.
Davis, Mary E. Hill, A. Estella Kite,
Doris Locates, M. Anna Maciejewski,
Lillian Pearl Price, Reta B. Russell,
Eleanor A. Rush, Eleanor Vinyard and
Dorothy Wong; Second Sopranos -
Mabel N. Bromley, Roberta G. Bur-
ton, Vesta Goodwin, Elizabeth Station,
Marion Rodney and Mae Tempone;
Altos-Nell D. Blair, Virginia Bur-
nett, Lenora Parsons, Pauline Pryor
and Gladys I. Wilcox.
The program was opened with the
singing of the schools Alma Mater.
The entire program follows:
Lift Thine Eyes-Elijah
Mendelssohn
Wanderers Night Song :. Rubinstein
Glee Club
| Dawn ............ .......... Cuffall
| Kashmiri Song -. Woodford--F
Marion Rodney
By the Waters of Minnetonka
Anna Lois Ritz
Polonaise-A major ......... Chopin
Etude-C minor .............. Chopin
| Margaret H. Black
In Summer Go Thy Love to Seek
Reinecke
| Mistress Mary ........... Maclront
Glee Club
Four Leaf Clover ......... Coombs
Eleanor Vinyard
Song Of The Robin ...... Anna Case
Reba Russell
Dance the Romaika -. Harriet War,
Little Stars Seven ....... Stevenson
Katherine Davis
Stars of the Summer Night :. Wes
Glee Club
All the soloists did excellent worl
and it was well received by the ap
preciative audience.
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Delaware Stirred
Over School Work
Elections In Fourteen Special Dis
tricts on Saturday. Building
Plans Discussed

Men and women voters of Delaware
interested in the educational activities
of the fourteen special school districts
of the State, are preparing for the
annual elections, which will be held
in these districts next Saturday, June
18th.
One commissioners is to be elected
in each of the districts, and while in
some sections there will be no con-
tests, in others the competition has
aroused the communities and lined
them up in keenly interested factions.
In those sections where there are
no contests, the administration of
school affairs is taken as an indica-
tion that the citizens are satisfied or
else there would be competition over
the election.
Among the localities where there is
a keen contest for the seat is the
Caesar Rodney district at Camden
Wyoming. This is the section where
the local school board has twice sane
toned a site for new building for
negro students, and where the Della
ware School Auxiliary has twice pur-
chased sites and where just at present
the building of a school on the second
site decided upon is temporarily held
up because of agitation against build.
ing school for colored students al
that place.
Newark post., 1922-06-14
Farewell Hop
Well Attended
About $50 Couples Turn Out for
Closing Event Of Commence
ment Exercises

The Commencement Exercises of
the University of Delaware came to a
close on Monday night with the fare
we'll hop which was one of the most
successful hops that the University
has ever held.
Yesterday saw the leaving Of many
of the students of both Delaware Col
lege and the Women's College and
they will not return until September.
Quite number of those graduating
this year have positions to go to at
once and several will attend the R. O.
T. c. camp at Plattsburg. Milton L.
Draper, w. F. P. Jacobs, Walter Dent
Smith and probably one or two others
will go to Pittsburgh to connect with
the Westinghouse Company.
At the farewell hop on Monday
night there were about $50 couples
present. The patronesses were: Mrs.
E. Laurence Smith, Mrs. John Pilling,
Mrs. Ernest Wright, Mrs. Walter H
Steel, Mrs. George e. Dutton, Miss
Parkhurst, Mrs. F. M. K. Foster, and
Miss Wilson.
There was an unusually large num-
Der of alumni back Tor the exercises
and in fact there has probably never
been time in the history of Della,
ware when the alumni took keenel
interest in the affairs of the college
The alumni who registered at the of.
| flee of the Alumni Association were
the following:
Leo Blumberg, Charles E. Grubb
Harry Loose, H. B. Mitchell, James
P. Jones, Jr., West A. Trotter, Edwin
G. Smyth, Eugene R. Woodman, Will
liam T. Homewood, H. W. Lyndall
H. Harrington, A. J. Taylor, Eugene
R. Manning, w. E. Lind, w. M
Schlittler, ]. Rankin Davis, Mervill,
c. Shaw, Harris Samonisky, JOSEPH
M. McVey, Allen Lauritsen, ]. A
Crothers, Charles M. Curtis, JOSEPH
Weaver, William M. Francis, Alval
P. Shaw, George c. Price, S. M
Shallcross, H. M. Stephens, Leroy w
Hickman, Ralph Jacobs, ]. B. Taylor
H. G. Lawson, Thomas Davis, P. F
Rossell, M. ]. Smyth, L. P. Edwards
G. H. Aikens, L. L. Cooper, Paul G
Swayne, George N. Davis, F. I. Walls
Robert H. Morrow and Judge Hug
M. Morris, of Wilmington.
Charles Carswell, Carl Harrington
Victor H. Jones, Ellis M. Armstrong
Lewis DuHadway, A. S. Houchin, Jr
Lewis H. Bacon, George l. Lockwood
J. B. Lockwood, J. w. Anderson, W
Newark post., 1922-06-14
GOOD Roads, Flowers Parks, Better Schools Trees Pure
Water, Fresh Air, Sunshine and Work for Everybody.

L. Beck, George P. NillingtoD , /
Raughley, Donald P. Horsa, a. \
George Morgan and David ~ >,
of Philadelphia. 'OY
W. Francis LindelI, Dr., W oIl
Sypherd, Charles B. Evans, pr.s
George E. Dutton, Claude F pngl rStg
A. F. Fader, Warren A Gu 4s
Roland c. Handy, j. Pearce csnn .S,e' I
Walter H. Steel, Clarence A a., "
George L. McdiIl, Frank com ouo''
Everett c. johnson, Dean E, 1.a,"l Uu,lla'
Smith, George L. Townsend 1'elel
Norris N. Wright, Of Newark 'l'
George G. Henry, of Rro,p.
Ferd B. MARTENS, Of Mount W.,h;' 4
ton, Md; Edward L. Rice. of ls MY
Haven, Conn; Ellwood Hofo., hs'
Washington, D. c.; RAYMOND A, :,
Cameron, North East, Nd. ~, y y
Steel, Roanoke, Va; Robert 7 p,.1
ley, Clayton; Hasson I. TerrcIl 'T'11 rn
ton, Md; Norman A. Groves Mal L,A
shallton; j. W. LyndalI, Woodh'-
Heights, N. j.; Curtis c, Coora'
New York; DR.. John Ball, EIsma'.' rs
Senator L. Heisler Ball, EIsms,s,
Garrett Cantwell, Richardson p.,'I
I: W. Holland, New York; N H.
Wilson, Dover; L. NJ. Coco
Ralph c. Wilson, Dover; Ma
win, Elk Mills; W. L. Beva, -.
vile, Md; Harold W. Horse,
Judge Richard S. Rodne
Castle; L. B. Cam, Richmo
Knowles R. Bowen, Kennett wo-
Pa; I. Paul Jones, Dover; H.
Wingett, Hartford, Conn; 8 j
Messick, Bridgeville, Ernest s. WT
son, Holly Oak; Evan H. Crosse,
Marshallton; George A. Smith "
| lege Park, Nd.
R. J. Burkley, Clayton; ]. G. Atti,
Kenton; H. L. Ennis, Stockley; ], "
Jones, Clifton Heights, Pa; P, \
Kepel, Lancaster, Pa; J. D. Truytn
Upper Montclair, N. j., and Rosa-
|
G. Lewis, of Elkton.