davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-03-07

Pan doktor prave posyla
lex nemocne a pri tom mi dial
tuto lahvicku pro vas, myla-
dy," oslovila osetrovatelka Cla-
risu i podala il malou, v bilem
len paplru zavinutou lahvic-
ku.
"Dekuji," odvetila hrabenka
pfijimajic lex. "Pravila jste
drive, re byste sla rada k We
ceru do vsi. Pujdete-li jiste?."
"Ano; jedna sluzka slibila,
re Dude Ia mne Mrs. Granto-
YOU opatrovati."
"Toho neni treba; pu.idu sa-
ma k nemocne a budu il hlida-
IT, odvetila Clarisa.
Osetrovatelka Sc uklonila a
podekovala: pri tom vsak u
vazovala, co k tomu hrabenku
prlmelo, ano opatroyan1 Mrs.
Grantove neni prave ukolem
pfljemnym. Lee nemela kdy,
by zabyvala Sc dlouhym roz-
Vazovanim O vrtochu slicne te
hrabenky, a k veceru odesla
do vsi.
Kdyz Sc vracela, potkala il
Clarisa Ia dvermi u pokoje me-
income, odkud byla prave ve-
lice uzardena a vesela vySla.
Nemocna usnula," vysve-
tluje hrabenka; "proto isem
ma odchodu."
Chora skutecne spala velmi
tvrde; osetrovatelka byla mad
tim nemalo zmatena. Mako
nivSi Sc mad nj, naslouchala tez
kemu, nepravidelnemu odde-
chovani. "Tak nikdy nespala,'
|sepce. "Zda Sc mi, iako by by
la dostala uspavaclho leku; to
vsak nenl MONA, nebot' do
ktor Fletcher pravil, re by by
10 nebezpecno DAFT il pro spa
mi"
Potom zatrasla s1abe nemoc-
,nou a snazila Sc il. probuditi,
ably il podala leku; ale chora
|spala tax tyrde, re yeSkere ma
mahani bylo marno, a osetro-
v%atelce nezbylo, neil ustati.
Pc chvili objevil Sc lord Cliff
fe ma prahu. Rad bych Sc po-
dlval ma nemocnou," pravil:-
i"Doktor Fletcher dovolil, bych
Sc il ma neco optal, ac pochy.
buje, re dostane Sc mi odpo-
vedi."
Il ia Sc obavam, mylorde, &c
neodpoVl; prave spi, libo-li ale
mylordovi vejiti, pokusim Sc
abych j probudila.
Lord Erevard prisel az k 10.
Ii, lee nepfipustil, ably Mrs
Grantova byla probuzena: =
dlouhou dobu pozoroval splc.
a potion zavrtel hlavou. me.
mohu Sc nijak upamatovati ia
tuto tvaT a rysy; domnivam sc
re jsem iih nikdy nevidel,' Sc.
pee, pohlizeje zamracene. Ma
to obratil Sc k osetrovatelce
Vlte-li jiz, co, obsahuje mails
yacek, .iejz ma ma hrdle?'
"TuSim, re jest mem papir
alespon to soudim Poole hma.
tu," odvetila zena, a sklonivs
Sc, zvedla vacek, ably jej lordo.
Vi ukazala. "Zfidka kdy pou.
sti jei We spani.
Podobalo Sc, re lord uvazu
je; konecne pravil: Jest vel.
mi dulezito, bych zyedel biz.
SIGH okolnosti 0 teto ubohe re,
ne. a iedinou moznost k tomt
poskytuie tajemny obsah vac
ku."
OSetrovatelka uznala, *
lord di pravdu; rozvazala tedA
stuzku a snala vacek S hrdls
spiel. Potion ku prani lordo.
WI rozparala ma strane nekolik
velikych a nepravidelnych ste.
hi. "Kdo tohle sesival, meme.
jakteziv jelly v ruce,' pravi,
la, p%odava.jic lordovi poloote.
vreny vacek.
Il mira yacku yvnal lord T..
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-03-07

Rad bych vedel,' pravil
nazejtrl Hubert Cliffe, stole
pTede dvermi bytu ujcova, -
|"jak jest cloveku, jenz jest We
den pred soud, ably Sc zodpo-
vidal q tezkeho zlocinu; dom
nivam Sc, re jeho pocity jsou
rovny mym v teto chvili."
Mladeho muze incapable,
by zvratil, CO vcera sliboval;
miloval Adelu prilis vroucne a
tax income, re byl obrnen prot
vSemu, co by mohl ujec nami-
.tati. konecne otevrel dvere a
zastal lorda pohrizen6ho "a
dumani, an sedi ma lenoScc
s hlavou ma prsa sklonenou.
Kdyz vessel synovec, vzhledl
k nemu lord uspokojene a po-
dial mu ruku. "TeSl mne, re
pTichazis,' vita Huberta.
"Jsem iaksi mrzut, ale nepo-
chybuji, re mne potesi tvoje
sdelenf."
"Jak muzeS vedeti, co Il chci
ilci?' zasne mlady muz.
"PoznaVam to ma tvem obli-
ceji a ehovani mimo 10 neza-
pomn6l isl zajiste ma vCereiSi
rozmluvu 0 Charlse. SlibiI isl,
re odpovis dnes rozhodne."
"Uhodl isl, nebot' "a tou phi
cinou sem prichazim," odv6til
Hubert vahave. "Pravil isl, re
81 preies, abych Sc ozenil; roz-
hodl jsem sc tedy, re to ucinim
co neidrive."
"Ano."
"Pfijala-li hned I've nabid-
nuti2'
"Ano, pfiiala je."
'Zavidim ii, Huberte; ne
bot vslchni panove obdiyujl
Clarisu: hudeS miti nejsllcnei-
81 zenusku V celem okolf.'
"0VSem = ale ale nebu.
de to Clarisa!"
"Jakze?' zvolal lord, pustiv
kvapne ruku synoycoNu.
"Nebude to C~larisa," opaku-
je mlady muz a HAS jeho ma
bTvaI pevnosti, an pokracoval:
'Jak Wis, nemohu poJati "a
chotI zeny, ktere nemiluii, a
Dedlna, ktcrou jsem kdy milo
val i budu mllovati, jest Adola
Lesterova, pfitelkyne lady Car
lyonove. prosil .jsem il, ably
mi venovala srdce i ruiz, a ona
sllbila, re sc stane mou man
zelkou."
Kdyby Sc bvla pred lord.em
z cista jasna puma roztthla,
nebyia by mohla ia neho vice
uclnkoyati. nezli priZnanl Hu-
bertovo. Ustoupiv ia nekolik
kroku zbledl a We zraku obie-
vii Sc vyraz prudkeho hnevu,
ktery Hubert dobre znal.
''Tys prosil = Adelu Les.e-
rovou by sc stala - tvou re-
nou?' vypravil na5ilne z hrd-
la, klaGa dnraz temer ma kaz~
de slovo.
"Ano, a isem hrd / st asten,
re k tomu svolila.' odtusiI Hu.
bert.
"Zaslepence!" vzkiikl lord
trpce. "NiciS sam svou budouc-
nost'' Nvslls. re ulnam ne
kdv Gnu dlVku ia tvou chot'.
divku, ktera jest Y dome mem
nonhon slnzkon.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
|OLD POTATOES
| 50 PER CENT
Holdings on March / in
Fifteen States Totalled
9O,946,O0O Bushel
NAMES CROP
LARGELY MOVED
"Total Movement Now De-
ponds on Price," Says
Market Report

Wakefield, Mass, March o. Hold
ings on March LIST Of potatoes in the
fifteen states producing 70 per cent
Of the United States crop totaled a0,-
100000 bushels, or 80 per cent Of the
production of those states, according
to bulletin issued by the United
States department Of agriculture Du-
reau here. Maine, New York, Pennsyl-
yania, Michigan, Wisconsin. Minnesota,
the Dakotas, Nebraska, Montana, Colo
RADIO, Idaho, Washington, Oregon and
California are the states covered by
the report.
OF the total 1921 crop in this terri
tory, estimated at 240,9S7 900 bushels,
the surplus over farm requirements is
placed at 82 per cent, or l50,386,000
bushels. OF this surplus 1887 900
bushels had been moved from TIE
farms March and 30,935,000 bushels
remained available for shipment.
OF the Maine crop of 81, l52, 900 bush
els, of which 81 per cent or 2l,l76,000
bushels, remained after deducting farm
needs, I7,0S3,500 bushels had been
moved up TO March IL, the bureau an
nounced. Aroostook county had avail
able to move on present grading 1866
cars of 700 bushels, March and the
rest Of Maine 625 cars.
"The total movement now depends
on price," the report adds. mo i'm,
portant acreage change il likely"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
he FEELS like
Different man,
STATES BAILEY
Stomach Trouble Gone and
He Eats Anything on the
Table Now, Says Port
land CitizenHad Suf-
fered For Many Years

1T didn't take Tanlac long to get in
| its good work with me, for ! was feel
! ing like 4 different man before had
finished the first BOTTLE said William
A. Bailey, Is Whitney street, Port
land, Me- NJ
For long time didn't know what
it was to sit down and enjoy q meal
as was sure to have an attack Of in
digestion after eating. got so ! didn't
dare touch pork, steak or cabbage as
they acted like poison on me.
"Tanlac, to all intents and purposes,
has given me a new stomach and now
/ eat anything ] want and never am
bothered afterwards with indigestion.
Tanlac surprised me good deal toe,
by Kidding me OF another trouble that
had BEEN bothcring me for years and
that is constipation, In fact, it Just
made a different man out Of me and
feel fine all the time"
Tanlac is sold In Barre by Barre
Drug Co., i. Groton by G. c. Smith,
in Marshaeld by e. w. Gilman. in
plainfield BY E. II. Leayitt, in Orange
by II. N. Richardson, and in Wood.
bury by B. H. Danieis.--Adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
YANKEES FEAR BROOKLYN.
In their Clashes to Take Place Satur-
day and Sunday.

New York, March 22.-Intra urban
strife is breaking down south, where
New York's big league teams sre get
ing in shape for the seasons long grind.
Brooklyn and the Yankees are prepar-
ing to do battle on Saturday and sun
day, and the latter aggregation real
izes it must perk up, if the team COM
manded by Wilbert Robinson does not
walk off with the decision in each con-
test.
The American leaguers tore through
the New Orleans Pelicans yesterday
without much opposition, the minor
league pitchers having liberal streak
and handing out passes without stint.
Brooklyn, on the other hand, came near
being defeated by the Louisville Ameri-
can association team, winning only by
staging tremendous rally.
Carl Mays warmed what few cookies
there are remaining in the hearts of
the Yankee fans by pitching fine ball
during the afternoon.
Frank Frisch, the Giant second
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
SOUTH ROY.4LTON

Wright Hewitt came home Thurs
day for his vacation from Phillips
Exeter academy.
| Earl Spaulding is i'll with the pre-
vailing distemper.
The Rebekahs gave a sugar social il
the Odd Fellows hall Thursday evening
Mrs. Mary Dings of Windsor was q
visitor in town Friday.
Troop |, boy scouts OF the village
went to Tunbridge Saturday night tt
assist in organizing troop Of boy
scouts there.
dolph Saturday to spend the Easter
vacation at her home.
L. M. Corwin is confined to the house
with serious eye trouble.
Miss Jessie Sanborn went to Maine
Saturday to spend Easter vacation
from her duties at the $. X. II. s.
Miss Vivian Roberts Ii spending her
vacation with her brother, Irving
Roberts, in Barnard.
Miss Charlotte Mason went to Tun-
bridge Sunday to visit relatives.
Miss Ethel Slade will go to Cam
bridge, Mass, for visit during the
school vacation.
Mrs. Matthew Mcclure was in ST.
Adams Sunday to see her sol, who is
i'll there.
Misses Edwina and Hortenese Flint
of Randolph spent Sunday with their
parent here.
Miss Clara Paine returned to Ran.
dolph Sunday after spending the week
end with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. C.
c. Paine.
Mrs. Walter Dewey and daughter,
Bernice, were in Randolph Sunday to
visit Mrs. Clarence Fuller, who Is at
the Randolph sanatorium.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
Christmas All Her Own.

Little Lady Patricia walked down (,
the corner store with her dad. She car
ried her favorite doll and displayed al
motherly pride and care.
In the store there is toy depart
ment not yet cleared OF its Yuletid,
trsppings. The little mother discov
cred small red chair, doll buggy
and several other things that caught
her youthful fancy. She demanded that
they be bought Immediately.
%, no, Patsy, we mustn't do that
the dad protested. Christmas is over.
Patsy thought moment, then called
her father to one side and whispered,
quite confidently. in his ear.
"-Shh-h-h. Not 50 loud, father. It's
going to be dolly's Christmas and she
mustn't hear us"
Did she get the toysH Uh-h-huhl--
Indianapolis News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
SOUTH WOODBURY.

| Mrs, Nj. v. Clark and Mrs. Neil Tas
sic were visitors In Hardwick last Mon
day.
| DIR. g. G. Hall lost good horse Oh
Monday 81 last week.
Haskell 4 Swain loaded carload Of
lumber last week.
Z. NJ. Daniels and L. j. Benjamin at.
tended listers meeting in st Johns
bury last Wednesday.
A. L. Haskell attended the listers
meeting in Montpelier on Friday.
Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Bill, who have
been working in North Calais for La
wake Ainsworth for few months, re-
turned to their home here last week.
Mark Nelson has rented Ralph
Sprague's place near Sabin lake and
has taken possession.
Paul Ainsworth has rome to East
Calais TO work for Ivan Gray.
Christine Morrison, who was de-
tanned at home last week by illness, re-
turned to her school work at Hardwick
last Monday.
Mrs w. G. Wilder, who suffered an
injury to her shoulder several weeks
ago, Is 80 far improved as to be able to
sit up
Frank and Annie Morrison are i'll
with the prevailing distemper.
Grace McKinstry of Barre City is
spending two weeks vacation at the
home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Nor
ton McKinstry.
Rev. Boles of Hardwick occupied the
pulpit of the Congregational church
last Sunday.
John Tassie of Barre was the guest
81 his brother, r. B. Tassie, last Sun
lay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emerson Hoyt of Cabot
we're guests at j. A. Morse's the last
IF the week.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
EX-SENATOR HOLLIS MARRIED.
His Bride in Rome Ceremony Miss
Anna White Hobbs of Concord, N. II.

Rome, March 22.--The wedding Of
Henry +. Hollis, former United States
senator from New Hampshire, to Miss
Anna White Hobbs Of Concord. N. H.,
took place here yesterday. The re-
ligious ceremony was performed at the
American Methodist church and the
civil rites were carried out at the Cap
itol.
The civil ceremony was performed
by the deputy mayor, who presented
the couple with the gold pen with
which he signed the register. Richard
Washburn Child, the American ambas.
sador, and james Phelan, former SEN
ator from California, acted as wit
nesses.
1.-THE couple left yesterday afternoon
for honeymoon journey TO northern
Italian city on the Adriatic.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
ONLY 2ss ELIGIBLE
For the National Amateur Golf Tour
nament at Brookline.

Detroit, March 2l.-No marked al
terations in the new eligibility lists for
the national amateur golf tournament
to be held at Brookline, Mass, next
September, are expected, according to
James d, Stanish, jr., of Detroit, chair
man Of the United States Golf associa-
tons eligibility committee. The strict
er eligibility requirements, designed to
cut down the field of entrants have re-
duced by seventy the 1921 list and
leave but 2ss eligible for the tourna-
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22

A correspondent, whose initials we
Withhold lest his wife shoulud recognize
them writes as follows. ~On a drug
window nearly opposite the TRANSCRIPT,
is card telling us TO ''Takehome an
iceberg. Should some Of US married mer
do 30 on our way home late from
er-'the Office il would simply be tax.
one iceberg to another. "-Boston Tran
script.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
GREAT wARsHrp FLEET.
Has Been Gathered in the Harbor Of
San Diego.

San Diego, Cal, March 2l--One
hundred and twenty five warships and
auxiliaries, said to be the largest num-
Der ever at an American port in peace
time were in San Diego harbor to-day.
The armada comprises virtually
three -fourths OF the ships attached to
the Pacific feet and If steaming in
column formation would make a line
ten miles long, officers said. There
are % destroyers in this number.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
YOUNG MoRGAN's PROGRAM.
Is to Study Banking in England for
Several Years.

New York, March 2l.-Julius s
Morgan, son of j. P. Morgan, and l
member Of his fathers banking Arm
will follow in the paternal footstep,
soon by working in London to famil
iarize himself with banking meth
DDS, it was announced to-day. He
will be associated with the British
branch of the Morgan banking firm
Morgan, Grenfell and company.
He expects to remain in England
several years.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22

Tell your newsdealer TO
save you a copy of next Sun
days Boston Globe.
Be sure to read the Uncle
Dudley Editorial in today's
Boston Globe.
Order the Boston Daily
and Sunday Globe regularly
from your newsdesler OF
newsboy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
"Cascarets" l0C
For Headache,
Liver, Bowels

No gripping or inconvenience follows
a thorough liver and bowel cleansing
with Cascarets. Sick headache, bilious.
ness, gases, indigestion, sour, upset
stomach and all such distress gone by
morning. INCEST physic on earth for
grown-ups and children. l0c box.
Taste like eandy.--ady.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22

ment. The list is subject to change,
however, on revision Of handicaps be-
tween now and the closing Of the entry
list.
The new rules, which require that a
player have handicap of four or less,
leave six Detroit golfers eligible.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22

baseman, has recovered from a wound
inflicted on him by the spikes Of .
White Sox player last week and will
be in the game to-day against the
indianapolis American association TEN.
The Giants are almost ready to break
emp at San Antonio and begin their
long trip northward.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
A Howells Story.

ID. NJ. b. sends US the following neat
retort once made by the late W. ID
Howells. A lean long Yankee scquaint.
ance was twitting the eminent nov
elist on HIS corpulenec. ~1f I were
as fat AZ YOU. Howelrs," he said. Il
would 90 and hang rnyself.v
Well, returned W. ID. quietly. If
ever take your advice IN use you for
rope.-Bostcn Transcript
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
DISORDERS IN NAPLES.
In Connection with Strike of Long.
shoremen.

Rome, March 81 tBy the Associated
Press Disorders occurred to-day in
Naples in connection with the strike
OF longshoremen.
There is considerable unrest at Cen
GA, but rain which fell there drove
threatening street crowds indoors.
Dockworkers are also striking at An
con, Beri and Brindisi The govern
ment is endeayoring to effect settle
ment.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
BOSTON MARKET REPORTS.
Jobbing Quotations on Butter, Cheese
and Eggs

Boston, March 22.-Local iobbins
prices on butter, cheese and eggs iol
low:
Butter Fancy northern creamery
tubs 4liaa 42c, boxes 446e45c, prints
44@45c; fancy western creamery, tub;
3eh a 40c. good to choice $50 zoe, fair
to good 3d@37c.
Cheese.--New York twins, fancy s4d
25c. fair 20 good 23@24c; Young
America, 25a29c.
Eggs Fancy ilennery, 37M3sc;
choice eastern 33@34c; fresh western
extras 3l@32c; prime frsts 30@3lc;
firsts 2s@29c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
GARDNER STILL
ON Sd BASE
.-----
Vermonter Maintains Place
AS Regular on Cleveland
Team
STEPHENSON KEPT
FOR EMERGENCIES
Manager Speaker Plans to|
Carry Seven In
fielders

Cleveland. March 22.-Seven iniield-
rs viii lie carried by the Cleveland
Indians this season, according to ad-
sices received here from Dallas. In ad Z
lition to McInnis, Wambagans, Sewell
and Gardner, the regulars. Manager
Speaker plans to keep Gusto, Stephen
son Hammond, dispatches state.
Gusto will be kept as an nnderstudy
to McInnis and as a pinch hitter;
Hammond as a reserve second baseman
and Stephenson for emergency use at
third base and in the outfield.
The Indians are scheduled to play
Kansas City to-day and tomorrow
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
IN LOCAL
MARKETS
Fresh Eggs Are Lower,
~ Cents Per
Dozen
BUTTER PLENTY AT
SO CENTS A POUND
Potatoes 80@85c Bushel
Dressed Pork 13@l31sc
a Pound

Barre. VT, March %, 1922
Fresh eggs lower. Butter plenty.
Wholesale quotations.,
Dressed rk--la@ll3hc.
Veal---l46 l5c.
, Lamb--27a2Sc.
\ Fowl--300n32c!
Fresh eggs22c
Butter, dairy 6c,
Potatoes--S0@Shc BIZ.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
Raymond Y. Smith U. S. District At
torney.

Washington, d. c., March 22. Nomi
nations sent to the Senate yesterday
by President Harding included Ray
mond Y. Smith TO be United States at
torney for the district Of New Hamp,
shire.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
GOV. cox IN WASHINGTON.
Called at White House and Paid Re.
spects to Harding.

Washington, d. c.. March 2I.--
Governor Cox of Massachusetts, called
at the White House to-day and paid
his respects 20 President Harding.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
Headaches from Slight Colds.

Laxative BROMO QUININE Tablets
relieve the Headache by curing the
cold. A tonic laxative and germ de-
stroyer. The genuine bears the sigma
ture Of i. w Grove. BE sure you get
BROMO.) 30c.--adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-03-22
Miss r. Crawford
Tells How Cuticura
Healed Eczema

Eczema broke out In small pim-
pies under my arms, back Of my
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Courted Suicide.

II was II dreamy, lazy day in
June. The streets OF the little Ala
bama town were nearly deserted.
Along the sidewalk there strollcd
a courtly gentleman in the frocI
coat and widc-brimmed hat OF the
southern colonel. A shifty-eycd
darby, much the worse for boot
logger stuff, shambled along IN
the opposite direction. AS the two
passed the darby spoke angrlly
and drunkenly to the colonel.
Cit out Of nah way, yo' pore
white trash. Use a mean niger. "
They buried the darby the next
day down in the little cemetery
by the river.
At the trial Of the colonel the
jury deIiberatcd for two whole
minutes. Then it filed in and an
that verdict had been
reached.
The judge called for the verdict.
The foreman Of the jury arose
and in a calm, unperturbed man
ner, Spat in the nearest cuspidor.
Suicide, " he said.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Generously Invited.

Apropos of the death of Sir Will
liam Harcourt, who had long out
lived the intense unpopularlty Of
his early years, Sir David Hunter
Blair says that at the time of his
passing it seemed almost legend
AIRY to recall how three members
of parlnnent had once resolved to
invited to dinner the individual
they disliled most i'll the world.
Covers were laid for six; but only
one guest turned up-Sm William
HarcoTt who had been invited by
all three.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Reason for Celibacy.


Why have | never maTled?'
The confirmed bachelor repeated
a leading question. Well, once
upon a time in a crowd | trod up
on lady's gown. She turned
fur sly, beginning, You clumsy
! vi! Then she smiled sweetly
and said, Oh, | beg your pardon.
| thought you were my husband.
No, it really doesn't matter in the
least.
And when | came to think it
over | decided I'd better let mar
rage alone. Pittsburgh Her
aid.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Passive Listeners.

81 hear you are giving radio
concerts to entertain your hired
men. .
Yes" said Mr.. Cobbles, "but
| don t believe | would have been
able to get 'em interested if Il
stranger hadn't come along with a
pair OF educated dice and car
ried off their working capital.
They won't have any other way to
entertain themselves for the next
thirty days. Birmingham Age
Herald.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Only Dora.

SiX-year-old Dora returned UNI
usually early from school the
other day. She rang the door bell
There was no answer. A third time
Suppressed the button, long and
hard. Nobody came to the door,
and she pressed her nose against
the window pane and in a shrill
voice, which caught the ears of
every neighbor, called: Its all
right, mamma, I'm not the install
ment man.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
Claypool & Kober, Suite 531 Lyon
Building, Seattle.
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT or
THE STATE OF WASHING
TON, FOR KING COUNTY.
Notice to Creditors.
In Probate, No. 31734.

In Probate, No. 31734.
In the matter of the estate of
Tob Bison, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned has been appointed
and has qualified as administrat-
or OF the estate of Tob Bison. de-
ceased; that all persons having
claims against said deceased or
against said estate are hereby re-
CURED to serve the same duly veri-
fed, ON said administrator or his
attorneys OF record at the address
below stated, and file the same
with the clerk Of said court, to-
gether with proof of such service,
within six months after the date
of first publication Of this notice,
or the same will be barred.
Date Of first publication, Sept.
Is, 1922.
FRANCIS Nj. SHERMAN,
Administrator Of said estate
Claypool 4 Kober, Suite SOL, Lyon
Bldg, Seattle, attorneys for cs-
tate.
Vashon Island news-record. [volume] (Vashon, Wash.) 1919-1954, 1922-09-15
How 1t Happened.

The man with the long, red nose
appeared at The emergency hospl-
tai with that appendage mashed
to "A pink pulp. "low dad tins
happcni' asked the surgeon.
well, you see, said the victim,
l got IA job in the shipyard, and
! was down IN the hold OF a ship
and | stuck out my nose for u
llttlc air and one Of those darned
rlvelerS took it for hot rivet."