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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
WEST BRATTLEBORO

c. G.. Sawyer and daughter of Ken
nebunkport, Me, are boarding with Mrs.
Alice Nolan.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Prefontaine and
Mrs. ]. :. Morse attended the Green
field fair yesterday.
Mrs. Anderson of Florida mountain is
visiting i'll the home of her daughter,
Mrs. John Atkinson.
4. II. Stearns and J. /. Stoclwell
were in Williamsville and at Sunset lake
yesterday on business.
day to Mortified tVt.) to begin his jun
Tor year at Norwich university.
Mrs. Lura Benson, who had been
spending some time in Stratton, is visit
ing in the home of her brother, \. p.
Eddy.
Mrs. FIorentina Duckinski of Hins-
dale. \. H., was admitted Tuesday
evening to the Melrose hospital for medi-
cal treatment.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas of Fairbury.
Ill. who are visiting relatives, Mrs. Ed
ward war Martin and Mr.. and Mrs. Albert
Wrisley, went to Greenfield yesterday
to attend the fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Locke and chill
dren returned Tuesday night from trip
by automobile to Boston and Winches-
ter. Mass. where they accompanied their
eldest daughter, Miss Ronolda Locke
who attends school there.
Baptist church, Rev. c. W. Bishor
pastor. Sunday morning worship al
1880 with sermon by the pastor on \
Good Government. There will be q
prayer meeting of church officials at 1o
o'clock Sunday morning. Bible school a
I11.45. Meeting of the Junior Christian
Endeavor and Y. Z. S. c. f. at $50
Subject, Getting an Education. PEG
pies meeting at $50. Subject, The Idea
Christian. Prayer and praise service a
40 Friday evening. Rally day Will bt
observed the first Sunday in October.
First Congregational church. Rev. A
V. Woodwork minister. Sunday morn
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
GEN. EDWARDS
CANNOT SERVE
Var Department Says His Appointment
to Massachusetts National Guard
Would Violate Law.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 14.-Secre-
tarv Weeks yesterday received the for
NAL opinion of the judge advocate gen
raj that Mai. Gen. Clarence X. Edwards
would be unable to hold the command of
the Massachusetts National Guard after
nc had reached the retirement age on
Jan. l.
While making no comment on the Ed
wards case. he reiterated the fact
that the state guard was largely aided
by the national government by funds
and equipment He said that if the
regulations of the rational defense act
were disrpgardp2 by the Massachusetts
authorities it would be question
! whether or not the war department
! could continue to recognize the Massa
chusettS organization as a part of the
! National Guard.
/ The war department has been quick
+ 10 n0nt out the dangerous precedent
! that might be established in the caS'
of General Edwards There is absolutell
, M personal element entering into IT.
! decision. for it is loud in its praises o
/ General Edwards's record and length o
service.
1t was said yesterday that the record.
Of the war proved that officers over 81
~cars of age could not stand the strain
! The war department feels that the Ma
/ tioual Guard should be composed of mel
and officers who would be ready for sery
ico when the need arises. 1t assert
!. that if the Massachusetts guard wa
called into federal service General Ed
wards could not command it and
L chance of command in an emergenc
would prove unfortunate.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

use This letter as a TESTIMONIAL. :
STELLA NEWTON, R. r. 8, Portland.
Indiana.
Mothers-You should carefully guard
your daughters health. Advise her of
the danger which comes from standing
around with cold or wet feet, from lifting
heavy articles, or overworking. Donot
let her overstudy.
If she complains of headache, pains in
back or lower limbs, or if you notice a
slowness of thought, nervousness or ir-
ritability on the part of your daughter.
give her careful attention.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is an excellent medicine for your
daughter to take, as it is especially
ado pied torelieve just such symptoms.
Remember it contains nothing that can
iniure and can be taken in safety.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
Gets Retirement Order.

BOSTON. Sept. 14-Oficial orders
from TIE war department for the retire
r,cnt Of Mai Gen. Clarence r. Edwards
were received yesterday at the head
quarters of the first corps area.
by direction of the President, Mai
Cen. Clarence r Edwards. I. s. army.
uron his own application. : retired from
.,ct;vr service. to take effect Dec. l,
1000. under the provisions Of the acts
of congress approved June 30, 1SS2,
eftor moro than 43 wears service. Ne ior
General Edwards will proceed to his
home.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

ing worship at 1890 with sermon by the
pastor. Sunday school at 11.45. Junior
Christian Endeavor meeting at 40 i'll
the chapel Christian Endeavor meeting
at o'clock. Subject; Getting an Edq-
cation. Leader. Miss Ida Thower. Mid
week PRAYER meeting Friday evening at
7.3O. Subject this week, The Temple of
God in Man
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
Rreak Record at Manchester.

MANCHESTER. Sept. 14-Three
races were on the card for the first day
of Manchester fair yesterday and all
were won in straight heats.
Northern Direct, 2.o3A, owned by
BENJAMIN Buckley of Southport, Conn
paced an exhibition mile against time
in 2.O9. breaking the track record.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

would OIJen nave W
lie down because of
pains. One Sunday
my aunt was visiting
US and she said her
girls took Lydia E.
Pink ham Vege-
table Compound and
got well, so mother
said she guessed she
would let me tryit. 1t
is doing me good and
i praise it highly.
You are welcome to
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
TWENTY HEATS IN
STATE FAIR RACES
Track Fast WedneSday-CrOwd of FL
600 on GTOundS-GOVernOr'S
Day TODAY
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION. Sc

WHITE RIVER JUNCTION, Sept
14.-Twenty heats were trotted in the
five races at the Vermont state fair yes
terday. The regular schedule of three
races was augmented by two other
events, put over from Tuesday on ac-
count of the rain. The track was fast.
The attendance was u GOO. An ex-
tensive vaudeville program was pre-
scented on the twin stages. Today Is
Governors day. - .-.-
Summaries:
224 Glass, Trotting. Purse $500.
Plattsburg Peter. Big. by
Peter Grimm (Sterns) - / 1 /
Carol Hearst big, by Baron -
hearst (Picklet ........
.Jettie ID. blm Berry 80. 3 i 5
Jennie Hill BIN (Jameson). / ) 4
Gay Harvest also started.
Time, 21SA, 21612, 2.2O12, 2.1612.
30 Glass, Pacing. Purse $500.
f A S. Big, by Island Wilkes .
Peters 4r sU Fi2nl. ; chg. by Peter
| johnson (Squires) ....;. L = 1
Mosco Dewey, chg (Gauth- -
ierD Observation-Disclosures. > :
! Delight. brig CPierce) 1890. ,
Gay Dewey, Just Bingen and Winvolo
! also started.
! 2.2O Glass, Trotting. Stake $1,000.
Ed Mack. DS, DE ASulLbn
! tPickle) .........:.. ) L L
Worthy Son, re-. by AK
! worthy (Toby) ...... :
/ Belle Harvest Worth, BIN
! (NIosher) ..........- 70
st Frisquin. Big (Coakley) 6 3 3 70
! Talmena. Alice Brooke, Lena Zombro,
Noccasin and Harvest Hope also started.
| Time, 213A, 212H, 213@, 215A.
! 2.1SH.
22O Glass, Pacing. Stake $4,000.
Lambert Todd, bg, by Jim Todd =
EIec tr[Gni onion bs jLeesej -. }
/ Peter Isle bg (GerrO) .......
! Time, 2.10H. 2.1112, 212H.
217 Class Trotting. Purse $1,000.
Worthy Etawah. be-, by Eta
i wah Heese) ..-........ ]
, Hollyrod Fancy, bm, by San
. Francisco (MartinD $500.
Or Hale. bg. by Senator
i Hale (Gauthier) ,......... ) :
Mount Kisco, bg, by Walnut
lob Sob The GGre also started
Time. 2.14H. 2.14H, 2.1512, 211H
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
For Sore Feet
PetersOn's Ointment

~ 49, r,-:'r:~-,~ nf ,-~o-s r. T'~A~r~~--''
Ointment. Peterson SAYS. 'Don't fail
to use it for sore, inflamed. aching feet
it does the work over night" Best for
niles. old sores. eczema, itching and
nimrIy skin. All druggists. 35c, 60c,
81 90, 50. so, SIS. 00.-Advertisement.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
No More Dandruff

A leading hair dresser says she has
found nothing as good as Partisan sage to
Danish all dandruff and make the hair
macy sells it on money back plan.-Ad-
wavy, thick and lustrous. Roots Phar-
yertisement.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

ID INSO is made of pure materials
N so perfectly balanced that it is
taking the place of bar soap at every
step of the family wash.
When you put your clothes
to soak
Dissolve Rinse in boiling water-use
enough to get big lasting suds.
Then, let your clothes soak an hour
or more overnight if you like
(colored clothes only half an hour.
Soaking in big lukewarm Rinse suds
softens the dirt.
In any washing machine
Use enough Rinse solution to make
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

The same qualities that make Rinse an ideal soap 1or
a washing machine make it the best soap you can E
use whatever way you do the family wash
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
Girl HAD
PAINFUL Times
Mothers-Read This Letter
and Statement Which
Follows

Portland, Indiana was troubled
with irregularity and constipation and
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

Rinse is made by the largest soap
makers in the world. 1t comes IN
the regular size and the big new
packaoe. Get it today-at grocery
and department stores everywhere.
Lever Bros. Co., Cambridge, Maso'
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

a heavy suds. Operate your machine
from 10 to IS minutes. Rinse is the,
ideal soap for machine washing.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14
II YOU boil

Boiling isn't necessary, but If you
like to boil your white cottons, pour
enough Rinse solution in your boiler
to give you the suds you like.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

formerly advised the use OF any eoo
1t
recommend the use OF ino IN ue
thethe makers Galnaoay
Electric
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-09-14

rTSBURCH GAGE s. S1rp,,
EeseTE'oAI HouseaoLo Ass1>D 1'AfC<A1NY
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

sion Of fine arts was invoked In tho
selection OF the site and plans. On
tho 105th Rnnivoraary OF binColnH
birth. February ~. 1914, the late
FORMER .5crator Joseph G. $ Black
burn. then resident commissioner OF
the memor al commission ana who
was "A southern officer during the
Civil war. broke ground for-lhe me-
mortal, sdyirg as ho ala 30:
This memorial viii thow that
Lincoln ~ now regarded ~ the
greatest 81 an Americans and that
he Is no h, Ia by the south as well as
the north"
The corner stone was laid on Linz
roln'g birthday IN 1915. without
ceremonies Among tho articles
placed within the stone was his
lory Of Lincoln. signed by his living
son. Robert T.. Lincoln. The build
ing OF tho memorial was somewhat
during the World war and
It's constru, zion. which was expect
ed 10 be completed In three years
time. has taken about sis years.
a memorial bridge across the l'o-
tomuc river from a point near by
the Iincotu memorial and extending
10 the Arlington national cemetery
IL contemplated In the plans as we'll
az boat lnnding on tn. river di.
rcctly cas-. OF tho memorial.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
VALIDATE PLACER
MINING CLAIMS
House Bill Would Allow
Claimants to Retain
Oil Land Titles
Special 10 The World.

Special 10 The World.
WASHlSGTON, Juno Placer
mining patents would be issued to
the Melish Consolidated Placer oil
Mining association, on claims In the
south half ot the Red river bed
which have boen held 10y the United
States supreme court as not subject
to the federal mining laws. under a
resolution introduced In the house
today by Representative Oldneld of
Arkansas, ut the request of former
senator Thomas l.. Gore OF okla
homa. Gore represented "A number
OF placer mining claimants when
the case was before the supreme
court.
The resolution also authorizes the
secretary OF the interior to investi-
Eatc other placer mining entities ana
claims made or attempted In good
faith" prior TO December /, 1910, in
TillmaD county, Oklahoma, between
the middle OF tie main channel and
the south bank OF the river.
II IN rcCitcd that Melish people,
after the expenditure OF Considera-
BILE money, brought In the discovery
wen, thus demonstrating the pres
ence of oil in the river bed.
Tho particular patents which the
secretary of the interior would be
authorized to issue to the associa-
ton by the resolution would be on
the Border Line. the Tiger. the
Lucky Spot and the Black Jack
claims.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
HAWAII OPPOSES
ARMY REDUCTION
Cut in Forces Would
Leave Naval Base With
: out Protection

HONOLULU. r. H., June 2.-Bit-
ter opposition to any reduction OF
the military or naval garrisons on
the Island OF Oahu is being voiced
throughout HawaiI az n result of
cable dispatches from Washington
pressing cut OF Hawaii's army gar
rison from n full division to 5000
men. following economy measures
being undertaken by the Harding
administration.
Under existing circumstances
Hawaii Is the American outpost In
the Pacific. Not only would 1t be
necessary to maintain the isla nds as
a base of naval operations in the
event Of a war in the Pacific, task
which would devolve largely upon
the navy. but American life and
property. IL IL pointed out, would
have to be safeguarded at the OUT
break of hostilities. At the present
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
in The fields. according to reports

in the fields. according TO reports
reaching here.
Wheat in the district south Of
here has been ready to cut for a
week, the reports said, but recent
rains have made the fields impossi-
BILE TO work The farmers are rush
ing the cutting so as to clear the
fields before further rain damages
the grain. according to reports.
Nearly all wheat In southwestern
Oklahoma is well filled. IT. II report
cd. and predictions for "A large crop
are current A few sections report
. small reduction In yield as com
pared with last years crop.
Nearly nine inches of rain has
fallen In Tillman county since MAY
T. other southwestern counties OF
the state also report heavy rains.
Although farm work has been de-
layed by wet fields, the rains so far
have helped the wheat, farmers re-
port Little damage has been done
by green bugs as "A result of the
rains, II Is said.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
~ Foods What and Where hBuyRov Cook and Serve u.s. &

time the American population, to-
gether with the citizens of Hawaiian
blood. who could be thoroughly re-
lied upon. stand In a ratio OF about
/ to 4 n-2 as against the oriental
and other n-American population
OF the islands, or roughly 10000
against approximately 2S5.0g0.
Should the Pacific fail as n guar
antor OF peace--and on that hinges
the whple question--Hawaii i'm
properly garrisoned would be ray
aged at the very outbreak OF war,
II Is claimed. before the navy could
interfere.
At this time no arguments on the
other side OF the case have been put
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

The olive oil output % Greece for
the season i921-22 reached 1856
600 gallons.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

Workmen In Cuban cigar factories
turn out as many as 100 cigars
day. each one being tho same size,
weight and shape. without the use
of mold or pattern.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

a tragic fate, while on the other
hand. some traveller may have been
slain by men intent on securing
money. or hunter, In quest Of
deer may have met his death by
accident. and falling into the gulch,
havc been covered by the debris
washed down from the surrounding
hills As II IL there will probably
be nothing more than spcculatiop
during thu years 10 come as ~
whose ilfe was ended and how out
In the loneliness OF the primcval
woodln nds.
Some little distance from where
the old muBkct and the bone were
found thcre was once an old road
way or trnil a short cut" TO old
Furt Gibson, and according to the
story related bv some Of tho oldest
citizens. this roadway Of pioneer
times may have fi'tiugly been called
u "trail ~ tragedy" How many
human beings surrendered mp their
lives along or near to tho old trail
no one may tell
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
ESCAPED Prisoners
Captured in Tulsa
Back TO Pen TODAY

Prison officials from the state
penitcntinry at McAIester were
oxtSctcd 20 arrive IN Tulsa early
Saturday morning to return To that
prison "Ace" Yarbrough and John
Veins. escaped conviots who were
rounded up IN Tulsa Thursdny
night nv police ana county Off
ccrs. Narbruugh, according to
Deputy Warden A. j.. Garrett,
~ a lifo-t&mor for muir
der, having been sent up from
shawnee Veins Is doing 80 years
for bank robbery. Garrett said.
In the county iail Friday morn
Ing Yarbrough denied that be WAS
sent up for life on u charge Of
murder. ana iovially remarked,
you've got mo wrong, brother
and said he was sentenced for 20
years for grand larceny at shaw
nee.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
WOMAN STILL UNCONSCIOUS
Miss Grace Smith. MystcriousIy In
jurcd Sunday StilI Unable to Talk.

Miss -Craco Smith. stonographer
for local oil company, still re-
mained In a mi-conscious condi-
tion at the oklahoma hospital Fri
day where she was taken last sun
day night, the victim OF n mysterious
miahap which has bafflcd police,
and Is stlll unable 20 throw any light
on the mystery of how she was In
Jured.
Hospital attendants said she was
In much the same condition as yes
terday, and hopes are entertained
for her recovery although II cannot
be said at this time Just what tho
outcome OF her i20 hours of un-
sciousness will be.
-.---=---------------=-
New York merchant has a faith
ful Sandwich man" In his employ In
his pet dog. who sits motionlcss for
hours at n time In the shop window,
advertising his masters wares.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
WHEAT HARVEST IS ON
Southwest Oklahoma Counties Be-
gin To Reap Crop--Iica,y Rains
DO Little Damage.

FREDERICK, June 1.-The throb
of binders and reapers is now being
heard In the wheat fields in the
southwestern counties OF oklahoma.
Wheat harvest In this part OF the
state has started off with the usual
hustle and all available machinery
for harvesting the crop is at work
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

forward. sSce only that the work OF
the limitation of armaments confer.
ence should be looked upon optimis-
tically, as guaranteeing peace In thaA
Pacific. And to that argument the
reply put forth is that Hawaii should
not be left unprotected until there
has been time In which to observe
the workings of the four-power
agreement and~the apparent inten.
tions of tho signatory nations.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
Cupid Takes to
RADIO Couple
MET" in Ether

OKLAHOMA CITY. June g.
Radio love IL the latest development
in wireless telephony.
II all began when Miss Dollyc l.
Smilhson OF Gainesville, Texas. bc-
came cnnmored Of the voice Of
Frank Bird OF oklahoma city. M H.
came 20 her through scores of miles
of ether. Through the micro phone
OF a radio receiving set Miss Smith
son first heard the voice OF her fu-
ture husband seven days ago.
Bird is director OF an orchestra
here, which has been giving con-
ccrts broadcast by local newspaper
ana radio concern. Just before
the orchestra swung into each hit
OF jazz music. the director look cd
squarely into tho International
chasm OF tho transmitttcr and an
nounced the name OF the selection
In n Gainesville drug store, Miss
Smlthson and number of friends
listened In.
II don't know why" she con-
fessed today, But right away fell
in love with that voice"
Came n letter on It's why TO this
city. Then an answer. southbound
An exchange of less than half "A
dozen missivos and Miss Smlthson
came to oklahoma City.
A minister sealed the radio ro-
nance.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03
senator IiarrcId's Father III.

WASHINGTON. June ?. senator
Ilarreld of Oklahoma announced to-
day that he would leave Washington
tomorrow for Ardmore. where his
aged father T. n. lIarreld. is seri-
ously III.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-06-03

Extra allowances and pay OF sol.
dlers and sailors in the service OF
the United States who are married is
under discussion In the legislature
In Washington.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-07
CANTERBURY GREEN

The late afternoon and evening of August proved favorable as to weather for the annual lawn party and sale held on =the church green, and the affair was well patrenized.
 Supper was served in the church from six to eight o'clock Ice cream, lem onade. candy. peanuts, popcorn, quilts, aprons and fancy articles were on sale from booths on the lawn. Fancy lan- terms helped to illuminate the grounds The following program was given from the church porch
 Music, piano and violin, Mir and Mrs Hawes scarf drill by twelve girls song with encore, Einor Herr Rose dance in costume by Anna Herr; duet, Mrs Milo Appley and Mrs. Lagu; music Mir. and Mrs. Hawes.
 MT. and Mrs, Levi Clark are entertain ing visitors from New Haven this week Mrs. James Lathrop has returned iron several weeks visit in, Volnntown
 The Hawes family with Miss Heller Nelson and Miss Elinor Herr recent, | motored to Rocky Point and Providence | Mrs. Thad Wilson upon hearing | noise In her chicken house one night 1 short time ago, went out to investigate ] By the light of lantern she car ried she discovered skunk and hurrie back to the house for a gun which sh used with good effect and dispatched tn animal. Pretty good work for woman i Miss Maud Graves is spending a par of her vacation with Miss Elsie Have:
 A large delegation from Kililngl 1 Grange visited Canterbury grange Wed nesday evening and gave an interestin program. Visitors nom brooklyn an 1 Ekonk were present also. Columbus Smith of Norwich is visit
 ing at Nelson Lycnk.
Norwich bulletin., 1922-08-07
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Reggie-Dsd. you'l have to raise ny spending allowance. The papers refer red to me yesterday as 'scion'"- wayside Tales.
 Money is the root of all evil" rAa. is the reason we all try 10 dig it up.- Columbia Jester.
 Jzck-D.d Brown enter the boxing tournament? He looks pretty well beat en up.
 Jnl-No-he just had q had triran,lnt at the bsrbers-Exchznre
 What is the hsppiest day in one'f
 'To-morrow."-Bost Transcript
 'T was told" he said. "in my early youth. that if l didn't quit snokins cigarettes I'd be feeb.e-minded when grew up-"
 Well" answered she. why didn't you quit ?''-Farm Life.
 Mother-Darling. you are never quiet a moment. Why do you race indoorf and out and up and down stairs sog
 Five-year-old-I just don't know nam ma. less its cause my feet feel so light. hearted.-Boston Transcript.
 Do you keep stationery here-' asked woman shopper in a department store Please. lady" begged the man ad- I dressed "don't tell the boss, know I'm i supposed to he the hoor walker. but. honestly. I only stopped for just a sec ond.--Americsn Legion Weekly.
 The Boss-Tm afraid you are no; qual- fled for the position: you don't know | anything about my business Applicant-Don't I. though, I am en- red to your stenographer.-Bostor i Transcript.