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Evening star., 1922-09-10
By Royal Brown

now" he said. But 1t serves him
right. What an idiot he was to think
you were that Sort"
This made me feel awfully, because
really am not very nice, and had
not confessed about the lie told Miss
Thurber about just having been walk
ing. And although It almost killed
me, had to tell him that.
He. however. did not seem to think
1t was so terrible. though he agreed
It is always best to tell the truth.
And-well. ! gave him the chamois
bag, which he put in his pocket. say
ing / need worry about II no longer.
and then he talked. very seriously
and beautifully low and sweet. about
the danger of letting strange men
speak to me, and made me promise
never would again. l promised,
weeping a little. which seemed to
make him feel terribly.
"'Alrs well that ends well"" he
said. and then. catching sight of the
clock on the dashboard. he exclain'
ed: "whew! I promised Miss II ''-
rick I'd have you back in an h"'.'."
1t was over an hour, however. va a
we got back, but Miss Merrick said
nothing because, besides being ma
jor on the governors stan, he is one
of the first families in Philadelphia,
before whom she utterly prostrates
herself. Going back, I had perfect
ly wonderful time. He asked me all
sorts of questions, and !, feeling like
myself once more, asked him how he
got the croix de guerre.
He blushed adorably, just like
girl.
"Oh," he said. Il was the generals
aide, and saved his dinner. which it
as dear as life itself to most gem
erals. under heavy fire, one night"
/ loved him for saying that. but
sometime, I'm going to ask him how
he really got 1t.
Evening star., 1922-09-10

The girls were mad to get the de
tails.
He Is supposed to be a woman
hater." said Ethel Haskell. who
knows q girl who knows all abou
him. "and not interested in anythinf
except aviation and polo and thing !
like that"
Perhaps" suggested Hilda. Wild
will not speak to me except to san
something cutting. perhaps he in
tends to start a day nursery"
That. however. was before the vio1
lets came this morning. They mut,
have cost a perfect fortune. Hilda
positively turned green.
THE older they are the harder they
fall" she remarked.
He Is not as old as your beloved
1 began, and remembered and stopped
do not think. however. that thit-
ty-thres is a least bit old.
NOW for the most wonderful thing
~ of ala letter from his aunt.
which came today:
"I find I have you to thank for
the return of my poor Jewels. That
may thank you myself and also
learn more about the young person
who so miraculously recovered them
Yields description of you is in
triguing but hectic-I am writing
Miss Merrick to ask If you can't take
lunch with just him and me mex
Tuesday"
Egypts queen, i was so excited
when j read that that l sat righ'
down on my ukulele and broke two
strings / know he thinks I'm just
baby, but I'm going to start righ'
in and make him think otherwise.
And, to quote my father. who ough'
to know. when Betty starts any
thing it's time for other people to
take to their cyclone cellars"
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stockings and my black satin pumps
with steel buckles. Then 1 got into
it and looked at myself in the long
mirror on the bathroom door. 1 can
only say that it was worth a months
allowance. I seemed simply meta
morphosed.
Even Hilda got the effect.
The black teddy was a positive SEN
sation. None of the other girls had
ever thought of getting one, and lots
of them-some of the incest ones, too,
such as mother wanted me to meet
came up to our room to see 1t and
try it on. They all agreed it was
the vampiest thing ever, being per-
fectly green with envy and planning
to get one themselves as soon as pos.
sible. as I could perfectly well see.
Now. I did not know what effect the
Evening star., 1922-09-10
This Suspense Is Terrible

I'll loan you my polo coat and sew
black band on the arm. and we'll go to
Philadelphia, anyway"
Although am naturally quick. will
admit I could not follow this.
I'm not supposed to leave the
grounds" began.
You'll be In disguise" she explained.
IF anybody sees US, I'll pretend that
you're my sister,
Hilda's sister is a war widow.
60 we started for Philadelphia. No
~ one saw us steal away. Miss Thur
Evening star., 1922-09-10

re stretched his hand toward
IL the door with a gesture OF
ANNOYANCE. We'll, jeanne
u u
Evening star., 1922-09-10


blocks and not daring to stop for the
tooth paste as l had intended, so that
my conscience could not reprove me
for telling a lie. I Topped into my
chair absolutely breathless and hop
ing Miss Moore wouldn't notice.
She didn't. but Hilda. whom ] had
not taken into my confidence and who
was cross at having been left to watch
Miss Moore gobble, gave my package
a nasty look.
Did you ask them to wrap it in
EXCELSIOR" she asked sarcasticalIy.
had not realized until then that
the package certainly looked large
for tooth paste. 7 was petriied, but
fortunately Miss Moore did not hear.
~
uILDA remained distant all after
Il noon. but I knew she was simply
consumed with curiosity and must
hurst out as soon as we were alone in
our room.
Well" she demanded then. what
have you got?"
"A new teddy" said.
DO you mean to say that you
wasted all that diplomacy for that"
ss2 exclaimed.
said nothing. but proceeded to
open the package.
why" she gasped. "it's-it's
Sack"
"A Paris model-the only one in
Philadelphia"
She was terribly impressed. but
tried to conceal II.
It's one of those freak fashions"
she said. It'll bet they only bought
1t for show. and were tickled stin to
get rid Of It."
IF they were tickled stiif," I re-
torted, they did not show 1t when
they came to mentioning the price"
slipped out Of the Pster Thomp-
sons. which Ii our school uniform.
AID changed - my best black silk
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
Tyrone Items

Mrs. Lala New has been quite ill
with the flu.
Mrs. Gilmore and Lucille Sims re-
turned home Friday night from Okla
homa City, where they had been at
tending the Grand Lodge of the Or
der of Eastern Star. They report a
splendid time and fine meeting.
Chas Pitman went to Guymon laast
week on legal business
The revival at the Church of Christ
closed last Sunday evening with sew
eral additions to the church.
u. G. Warren went to Hutchinson
and Wichita last week on business
pertaining to the Equity Lumber
Company. He returned Sunday ev-
ening on No. 8.
1t is with heartfelt sympathy that
we write of the death of our friend,
Art Nedrow, who died in Kansas City
Friday afternoon at two o'clock
cart" as he was best known, was a
familiar figure on our streets few
years ago. He married Iva Hand,
Oldest daughter of Mrs. Lizzie Hand
about six years ago, and soon after
left here for Hutchinson He has
been in poor health for sometime and
changed climate often to regain his
health, but death has claimed him
from all suffering. He with his family
of his wife and two children were
visiting Mrs. Nedrow's sister, Rho
nance Sandmeyer in Kansas City,
when he died. The body was brought
to Elkhart, and buried Sunday. Those
from here attending were Loren and
Eugene Thomas, Mr.. and Mrs. G. W.
Rife. VIM. Lowe, o. L. Sims, Mar
tin Woodland, G. s Mann. and A. ID.
Brawner and family, Forest Fesler
and family of Hooker, and Paul
Wright and wife of Optima.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
LOrgna Items

Another fine rain fell Sunday
night and the weather is somewhat
colder.
C. E. Dale, Fred Weisshaar and Nat
Frisby are threshing this week.
A large attendance listened to a
fine sermon at Independence Sunday
evening, delivered by H. E. Stipe,
district evangelist, who is holding a
revival, assisted by Bro. Neff, which
will continue the rest of this week.
Come to these services as they will
do you much good.
A number of Lone Star people
are attending the meetings at the
church.
The community meeting for last
Friday evening was postponed on ac-
count of the church services.
There were LOG out to Sunday
school on Easter Sunday. An Easter
program was given in connection
with the Easter lesson. Come again
folks, especially those not connected
with other Sunday schools, and make
your home with the Independence
school. We need you and you need
us. Let's meet together.
The Loyalty class met with Ron
dial Foutz last Thursday evening. A
roll call program was given, after
which a delicious lunch was served
to Goldie Warlick, Genema Stotts
Zeita and Zeta Wheeler, Grace, Guy
and Erma Brown, Robert Ensminger
Mrs. Frank Wheeler. The guests
were Mr.. and Mrs. Stotts, Frank
Wheeler, Mr.. and Mrs. Foutz.
]. E. Beauchamp made business
trip to Elkhart, Kansas, Thursday,
returning home Saturday. Lynne
Wheeler accompanied him.
Frank and Lyle Wheeler and Luth-
err Williams made trip to E. D. Zim-
merman's on business Friday. Mrs.
Frank Wheeler went as far as H. w.
Wogts near Gray, and spent the
day with Mrs. Vogt
Mr.. and Mrs. A. f. Brown and Mr..
and Mrs. R. w. Vogt made trip
south of the river in regard to pas
ture for their cattle this summer.
Ed Strickland and Chas. Strick-
land and family have about recovered
from an attack of the flu.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
First Published April 6, 1922J
ORDINANCE NO. 800

An ordinance granting to c. b.
Woods, M. V. McQuigg, F. X. NC
Ouigg. and H. M. McQuigg, CO.
partnership, their successors and as
signs the use of the streets, avenues,
alleys and public grounds, for gas
mains and laterals to be used IN
supplying the city of Liberal ana
it's inhabitants, with natural gas for
light, heat and other purposes ana
fixing rules and the maximum rate
Tor the sale of said natural gas.
BE 1T ORDAINED by the Mayor
and Council of the City of Liberal
County of Seward, State of Kansas
that:
Section l. The word "cfty" as
hereinafter used shall designate and
mean the city of Liberal, Seward
County, Kansas, and the word
grantee as hereinafter used shall
designate and mean c. E. Woods,
NJ. v. McQuigg, F. R. McQuigg,
of the gas, in the mains at points in
and H. NJ. McQuigg, a co-partner-
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
.Jobn Mitts and Joe Lewis and fam

John Mitts and Joe Lewis and fam
ily were Sunday dinner guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Luther Shaw.
VIM. A. Lowry and family called
at the Mitts home last Wednesday
evening.
Quite a number of young people
enjoyed an Easter egg hunt at the
home of Mrs. E. T. PUNK Sunday
evening after Sunday school. Re-
freshments of ice cream and cake
were served and all departed at late
hour declaring they had a most en-
joyable time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Roberts spent
Saturday night and Sunday with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will Pittman
of the Liberty community.
Robert Sellers and wife of Moscow,
and John Mitts and family spent Fri
day night at the H. P. Sellers home.
Mrs. Luther Shaw spent last Mon
day night and Tuesday in Tyrone at
the Will Robertson home, helping
TO care for the sick. We are glad
to be able to report them as getting
along nicely now.
Misses Maude Roberts, Laeuna
PUNK. Irma and Muriel Martin and
Messrs. Clarence Murphy, Charles
Kleeberger, Herbert PUNK and Ar
thur Martin attended the Easter pro-
I gram at the Baptist church in Liberal
Sunday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lutte Martin came in
last week for visit with Mrs. Mar
tins sister, Mrs. j. E. Taylor. While
here he will be engaged in conducting
singing school at the Happy Flat
school house.
Several pupils of the Nabisco and
Banner schools took the eighth grade
examinations at Happy Flat school
house last Thursday and Friday. Miss
Maude Roberts helped to conduct
the examinations.
Hubert PUNK and wife and Misses
Myrtle and May PUNK of near Florls'
were Sunday dinner guests at Mrs
Plunk's.
Charles Martin and sister, Miss
Alice Liberal high school Students
spent the weekend with their par
ents in this community.
Luther Shaw and family spent FRI
day night at the Joe Lewis home.
T. F. West and daughter, Miss Ma
Bile, and son, s. E., of Retrop, Okla
homa, came in last week. Mr.. West
expects to return soon but Miss
Mable and brother will look after
things on the farm here for some
time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Leverton took
Sunday dinner at the home OF her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Roberts.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
MabiScO Items

Monday was another cool dreary
day, and we were beginning to Won
der when spring would really be here.
The high wind week ago did
some damage in these parts. 7. L.
Browns wind mill was blown down
Mrs. John Mitts visited with Mrs
Ray Bennett last Wednesday and
with Mrs. Joe Lewis Friday after
noon.
Mrs R. C. Southern visited the
Nabisco school one afternoon last
week.
Miss Laeuna PUNK spent Thursday
night the guest of Miss Maude
Roberts.
H. P. Sellers and son, Ed, were
visitors at Luther Shaw's Saturday
night.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

In the absence of the Pastor, the
pulpit will Be filled by one whom all
will be glad to have heard.
There will be no services OF any
kind in the evening, and all are IN
vited to attend the meetings where
DIR McKeever lectures.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20

J d Simms and daughter of Ty-
ron, were here Wednesday, doing
some shopping
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20

Mrs. Byrdie Pennington of Hayne
was shopping in the city Tuesday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20

Rev. Thos. F. Barrier made busl-
ness trip to Meade Tuesday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-04-20

]. T. Newly and Frank Summers
left Tuesday on fishing trip to New
Mexico.
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
IATIoN wANTED--FEMALE

wishes position In
ltnor or Chelsea: references.
|e i5s3-J, or apply 1925 Walnut st.
|e27-3t.
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
KLAIR's BAZAAR.
SATURDAY. JULY I

At 10 O'CLOCK.
50 head horses and
mules OF all kinds. sent
here to be sold. Bring
your horses in and get
Evening journal., 1922-06-28

them sofa. Lot wagons. harness. auto
cars, Pigs, poultry, hardware. inner
tubes. furniture: one good COOK stove.
Lot goods Of all Kinds. One good rid
Ing cultlvator. Notice-Lost. large
Guernsey COW. yellow and white: long
KLAIR & HoLLINGSwoRTH.
june2s-30. Wilmington Del.
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
HELP WANTED-MALE.

IRBER-Good wages paid. Call at
ebastian Lolicato, Sse 5. Head ST.
ie27-6t.
Evening journal., 1922-06-28

LIFE AND CHARACTER
READING
HTNE 2S
JUNE rs


Cancer people Sre very apt to be-
come uncomfortable and unhappy
and depressed at night. while they
are happy. comfortable and abso-
lutely unassailable during the day.
They are conscientious about giving
advice and Ike 10 he consulted in
important matters. They are kind
in illness and trouble, and devoted
and efficient when the responsibility
rests with them.
People born under this sign should
never marry early in life, and in fact
the women of this date usually do
not marry at all When these peo-
pie are unhappy in marital relations,
they are the most dangerous. as
their caprice will lead them to an
utter disregard OF all advice and the
feelings OF the nearest and dearest.
Women will find splendid positions
as managers and heads of depart
ments and organizations II they will
use the Want Ads. They are under
especial planetary ruling this month
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
FOR SALE

These sre double tread tires and are
not guaranteed for any number Of
miles, but hundreds Of satisfied users
service.
KEEN's.
june20-tf. 35th and Market SITS,
Evening journal., 1922-06-28

NGUN-i2 or 16-gauge. II. S
ID, 1919 w. Sixth ST. june27-et
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
HELP WANTED,
AGENTS WANTED.

iE SHIRT MANUFACTURER
1ts agents 10 sell complete line OF
direc' TO wearer. Exclusive pat
Big values. Free samples
son Mills. 503 Broadway. New
iune2S- -eowed Pat.
Evening journal., 1922-06-28
WANTED TO BUY.

Z COACH-Twin. In good condi-
reasonable. Phone $50.
7-st.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27
PAGE ELEVEN

which he spent the night pu'ed INTO
the PENNSYLVANIA station shortly at
fer . o'clock this morning, and de-
spite the unavoidable clamor OF the
big station, the Tiger slept extremely
i,te for him. It was nearly 6 o'clock
before he awoke and demanded, onion
soup and boiled eggs.
EarJv callers at the private car
were Miss Anne Morgan, chairman Oh
the American Committee for Devas'
tated France, and Mrs. Norman Dike.
At the Grant Tomb.
Late in the afternoon Clemenceau,
unheraded. stepped from an automo
bile at the tomb Of General Grant. on
Riverside drive. Almost unnoticed at
first. the party entered the edifice,
and the former premier Of France
stood uncovered while wreath was
n'aced upon the sarcophagus. BY
This time the crowds about Riverside
drive had noted the distinguished VS.
itor and followed him to witness the
ceremony.
As pleased as any boy. Clemenceau
later wandered around the aquarium
at the Battery for an hour. He In.
sisted upon seeing every variety Of
fish on display, and had a humorous
word or two to say about nearly al
Of them.
The tour OF the city, his visit to
Grants tomb, and the entertainment
offered by the Fish Theatre" left the
Tiger in high spirits. He returned
with his party to the private car
shortly before the hour scheduled fcr
derarture and demanded food.
Friend who have accompanie him
throughout his stay, declared that he
was IN better health to-day than at
my time since his arrival In ,th1s
country.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27
Cleveland Police Search
For Salvationist Captain

Cleveland. O.. Nov. .S.-fo!ce o.
Cleveland and other c!H"s and HaI'a-
ton Army officials In cities az tar ca
j, New York. hive been asked 10 scar ca
for Captain Hector W. MtclntoHh' WI
had charg" OF the Nocw@lE. o. heao-
quarters OF tho organization.
Cantaln Macintosh has net been heard
from since Thursday night. when nc
s,nrted from %crwIlk for Cleveland.
While waiting for an interurhan car ar-
crrd,ng 70 Louis COPYRIGHT, CAPTAIN
MacIntosh's assistant, a stranger IN a
iarrc automobile. asked the men t" be
directed to Cleveland. Captain Mac
I0:oHh Informed tho stranger that NC
was Co!nS to mat city and accepted an
Invitation to make tho trip In The auto
mobile. lie has not been heard from
-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27
Ohio News Notes

T:T.r, O.. Nov. c6.-Rov. Victor A.
Smith oc Trinity ED;scopa. church here
has accepted a cal - the Episcopal
church N Lima. liz has been paste. q
The T.rla church to~ i've year.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

Marion. O.. Nov. 2s.--sh'rmerts %
I've stock valued 1T E!55.o7G.S7 were
made OF; oc Marion county between
January - and Nov"u1e- IS. according
20 rcpo-. u. the Marion County Live
Stock Shippers association.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

Lo-a!a. .. Nov. 25.-Lo7aiC q 20 have
n now system e street ug1'ng. TX.
lures VII 20 ornamental, Tho cost vi
.c about $1,000.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27
LIE HONOR BOIL.

thinner. Geo I'd Otto. Capt. Wu.
Todd. Henri :. N!edcrmeyer. Geo.
Vuste-. Clas. Ramsey, Emma
Watt. Burr Bartels. Herman H.
OterIan, C1as. HOrstmaun, Fried
Graa-. James ericka
Ni,nert. Caroline Dulaney. Arthur {.
Henderson VIM. Miller. Elizabeth L,
Ee,n.cke. SOPHIA Fischer. Aug. c.
Fasse. Geo &c Seabright, VIM.
Klein Jacob Hartmann. Anna
F.etcr. Elizabeth Marsh DMelmar
Nsnuemann. Herb. Fischer. John
Ec.ar. Anna \. KCeChart Ia "0ara
Eawliu Francis UeIs,ern Mary VI.
Seeker Charlotte Neal, Lillian
NaleSka. Esther stump. Otto
Watt. Louisa Lash. Mary P.
Fqnke. Henry Freeman. Mary
B.cFno,z. Mrs !. Jane
Ror,ner. Fed NieherSall. Louis
ay!cEa Mi'ugan. Clarence
G .ase 'er.NI~s. Chas NieGermeyer,
Fischer Chas. Louisa
Combs. Caroline N"ehlhorr, Kath-
EUa-s. Charles crime
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DEBS OVATION
Continued from Page one)

ruling classes OF the world. That was
the Soviet republic.
He praised the nineteen Communists
including william Rr"ss Lloyd whose
conviction under the Illinois anti-syn-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

Marion. Nov 2s.-James A. Knapp.
Who recently vas installed as ErsnH
srnu-a-d OF ne Grand Caapter Royal
Arch Mssoas. has held Office n Ma
s9r-y yor to.ry-seven years. having
been elected junior deacon soon ate.
his A-ec,!oa - ths alre !odss
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27
The Frenchran's Speech

Tenn Lcnguct devoted most CT his adj
dress 10 an at'Ack on George Ciemefl-
cea u and the peace treaty or 'ersa'lles.
CIcmencean, he declared. no more rep
ro.1,s France than Mr.. Schwab or Mr..
p,ernont Morgan represents the spirit
OF America"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

One Of the vehicles most commonly
seen in China is the wheeIbarrow.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

tl.icis.i lave vas upheld few days
ag.. AL ATTACKED the act under when
thu. wcrc found guilty a a disgrace
80 any s;;l'c" L.!kcwis" he said he
stood behind tho twenty communists
Who are slated {" 20 - trial at 81
.rn,cIlh. N.,h tomorrow under similar
law. and would riCh; for the freedom
of The s'vty-.ight war time prisoners
"r7ns:lv members Of tho desps"d I. W.
y who are stin In federal prisons
Defies the Laws
II am almost ashamed" -chs SAID
10 b., out q prison w - those men
aye s.ill back Of IN" iron bars. Thelr
continued Incarceration Is high com
rI'mnnt from the government or the
United safes. n government 50 coward
" 4 fears hose s!xty-eight men Will
overthrow It,"
II would far rather" he continued. be
in iau with my self respect than on tho
street. with ? gag in my mouth. / &c
so.rc and defy :hci- laws. J am nor Il
c,,f2cr ~ ~" United States. despite the
lac, ;ha; | Was Lorn and raised in IN
diana. Because obeyed my conscience
| lost my citizenship. but ! would 'ar
rather have Il that way than keep my
and lose my conscience.
Hc attacked government by ln)unc-
tIoD'' and said that II he had lRen in
chicago when the recent rail strike In
i,ncfion was ISSUED Re would have as
ser,nd nv manhood by detying II and
me CORPORATION aiwyer-j judge that issued
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-11-27

Dcaaaro. O. Nov. cS.--S'a.o Highway
Deputy Roger 81. R.ue has announced
TIA, tie Defiance paG.d.0z and Fau.d-
.uc-B.va~ hard surface roads ~.!. no!
ss COMPLETED this fall.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-12-21
Problems In Aarieutture.

The state agricultural experiment
stations are studying 4,770 specific
problems relating to the agricultural
Industry Of the country. Broadly
grouped. there are 1850 projects deal
ing with agronomy subjects, including
field crops, soils and fertilizers, or.
about one-third Of the total; 932
botanical and horticultural problems.
are under investigation; animal indus
try subjects. including dairying and
dairy products. comprise about one
eighth Of the total, leaving three
eighths Of the projects for all other
subjects.-Mississippi Valley Maga-
zine.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-12-21
Pioneer colonlst In America Seemed
to Lack the Saving Sense
Of Humor.

A persistent respect for the pomps
and vanities of feudalism with its dis.
tinction of classes and it's conventions
of respectful observance was held by
the early settlers in the American vii.
derness. They showed a curious lack
of a saving sense of humor. When the
first settlement at jamestown was
starving, Sir Thomas Gates, on re-
linquishing his authority, fired a
salute from the fort, and made his
departure like king abandoning his
realm. De la War;, arriving few
days later, landed with q flourish of
trumpets and a procession, with ban
ners borne before him. When he went