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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
LOCAL MARKETS
Fruits and vsxssassss

 Apples-winesap. extra fancy. ITS. 2l1 ss.25; summer. bushel baskets. s2.26. Rananas-Per h., 6he. oranges-17s. 2ss. sl6.so: SPA. sso. 3s.5o. Potatoes-Kentucky cobblers. per ID. .sMc; Lookout Mountain seed Irish, per lh.. 4c; western stock, per lp.. shc. Potatoes-Sweet. new crop. s2; Sunset. per hamper. $2.26; per h.. 4hc. onions.Spanish. yellow. per crate. sa; Bsans--Califoi mia lima large per lb.. 10 Pesnnts-VirsiSiS. & 2p No. S 1. 0 psr r lA. Co; Virginia, roasted. sack lots. per h., shc: giginia roasted. bo,lb. lots. per l6.. ioo; Cantaloupes-Arizona standards. t3.e0. Marshmailows--Angelus 90 ibo pack. ages to case, S3.75. Lettuce-Per crate. Iceberg. s5.so. Cocoanuts---sack, $4; broken lots. $50. Raisins--Li- per box, sste. Bsah%aresn Psf SsnDss ss's;. .sssS s' Cabbage-Per lb. 4hc. Lemons--Fancy California, boy. ss; im- ported. $6.
 Peaches-Per crate. ss.T5G4 Eggplant-y3.60.
 Peppers-Bell. $2500S. Saessrenao 05sam No Salsy s.o. iS sse Hs9s-Psr Hs1s-Psr do..2 lo,; 2sS2tc. s;a
 lW. W. Garrett A sonsl Hens-Large, 20Q22c; small, 1t@lsc.
  Roosters-ISc.
 Eggs-Candled, Pc. 6utter-PackinE stock. tS0 1se.
 LLNE SHOCK Birmingham Live Stock Maarketl
 Fed Steers Fed Steers: Good to choice, 6M O To. medium to good, hG61sc. common to medium. Al @5hc. Grass cattle according to weight, quai- ity and flesh: Steers. u6c: fat cows 70 Sc; medium cows. s44c; cutters. 205o; light bulls, 2Q3c fat yearlings 1G0c; medium yearlings, Q 4c; vealers, 696c. Hogs: Choice corn fed hogs I65 to 250 pounds, 10G hc choice corn fed hogs, 135 to 165 pounds. sQehc; choice corn fed hogs 90 10 l35 pounds, s9sc; light pigs. 90 pounds down, T@Se; best heavy rough hogs 7V7ac; half fat rough hogs. Soft and oily hogs from lc to 2c per pound less than above prices.
 (StAndard FIsh Gel Gray SnApper--i2c. Req Snapper-lsc. Spanish Mackerel-7zo. Pompano-26e.
 Salt Water tr0ut-13es AulIst--1ec.
 (Swift q Gel D. S. Clear Bellies-16 Q 1ec. Silver Leaf Pure Lard-1Shc. Jewel Shortening-l4c. Hams-Skinned. 34437c- Hams-Regular. S2VS7c. Pork Loins-21 U24c. Bacon-2S Q 4sc. Butter-39c. Esgs-27c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
NEGRO LYNCHED ABOUT
 A DRINKING CUP
By Associatee Pzsss

Texarkana. Tex. July 2s.-A quar- rel over drinking cup between a white street paving foreman and a negro employe at Hope. Ark, about Sc miles northeast of Texarkana, was followed this afternoon by the lynch Ing of the negro near Guernsey. four miles southwest of Hope.
 John West of Emporia. Kan. was the negro lynched. He had been em . pioyed on the paving job about 10 days. The foreman was Henry Worth ington of Topeka, Kan, who has been on the job about two weeks.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29

Meal and Fesdstuff
 (Bmith Grain Col Mixed horso feed. s3s: old styls hullA sls; No. 2 corn. soc: No. l white oatx soc; shorts $4l; bran. S38: c. 8. meal pc. s4s; hen feed. 100 lbs. s2; timothy. es+; choice pea. green alfalfa. tss; John top hay. S22: wheat straw, tzs ton.
 Hides and Taliow Birmingham Hide and Tallow Col No. l Green Salt Hides--11c. No. Green Salt Hides-10c. No. l Green Fresh Hides-oc. No. Green Fresh Hldes-sc. No. Dry Flint Hides-14c. No. Dry Flint Hides-1sc. No. 1 Dry Salt Hides-12c. No. Dry Salt Hides--11c. Sheep Skins-15 075c. Goat Slxins-10@80c Hog Skins-10 016c. Horse Hides-S1 e 2.5o. Tallow-4Q O 5c. Beesw wax-20 Q 22c. Clear Grease Wooi-2s O soc. Bury Wool-14@15c Ginseng-Wiid. $6@7.
 REcnRTC AMI TDA/ru
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
AUTOMOBILES
AUToMoBILEs FoR SALE 8

This week will bring to A close our sale of used cars. and Judging from the wonderful business we have enjoyed during this sale. be- fore the week is half over, We will be entirely sold out. If you are looking for very unsua1 bargains, see us early in ths week, as We have several new cars that will be sold at cost. Look this list over and come early:
 NEW CARS Chalmers sedan. Chalmers 7=passenger. Maxwell taxicab.
 CARS REPRINTED AND IN
 PAINT SHOP Maxwell 5-pass.. 1920 model { BPS stearns 4-cyi. 7-pass.. 1920 model ..... ............... 1.690 Oldsmobiie s-eyl.. 7-pass. 55o Chalmers i-pass.. 19is model Chalmers. 7-pass., 1s1e model 500 Marmon club roadster thew Mitchell 5-psss., 1920 model $50
 REcoND1TIoNED CARS Maxwell 5-pass.. 1918 model. sI5o Maxwell roadster. 1920 model. BIS ns ss,ie sedsn .., ...,,,............ s5o chandler club roadster....... $50 DuIsh roadster .......,....... 1IS Ford roadster ............... 1S5
 "As IS" CARS e,.... Stearns ass................s3 $500 Chalmers 5-pass ............ 100
 LIBERAL TERMS MOTOR SALES CORPORATION
 10TH ST. AT AVE. D
 PRONE MAIN 215o \ OPEN SUNDAYS FROM
 lo'so A. NJ. TO P. NJ.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29

One of the most successful and well attended meetings of the Ems ley division of the Jefferson County Masonic convention was held yester day at the Masonic hail, Ensiey, with Globe Lodge. No. S13. as host. Dele gates from every lodge in the Ems ley jurisdiction were in attendance and the work in the several degrees was exemplified.
 The closing session last night was featured by the lectures of the three degres of Blue Lodge Masonry. the election of officers for the ensuing conference term, and the selection of the next place of meeting
 F. A. Purdy of Fairview Lodge, No. 644, was elected worshipful master, and the place of meeting was in the handsome new Masonic hall at Fair view. The meeting will be held in October.
 The officers elected were F. A. Purdy. Fairview. No. 46G, worshipfui master; J. G. Holmes. Docena. O. 215, senior warden; l.. w. Anderson Central Park. No. sos, junior warden %. L. Bentley. Globe. No. 21S. treas urer and secretary; w. R. Kennedy, Edgewater.
 No. S3S. senior deacon; W. T. Roberts. Fairfield, No. 749, junior deacon; w. E. Minor. Fairview, No. 6i4, tiler: l.. H. Kirk, Ensley. No. 560 senior steward; H. R. Freeman, Fairview, No. 644. junior steward; Rev R. L. Dill Fairview, No. 644, chaplain.
 Funeral services over the remains of William Malone, age 67 years, who died at the family residence, 254l Eighteenth street, Thursday night. will be conducted this morn ing from the Shadyside Methodis: church at II o'clock. Rev. E. NJ Barnes will officiate. Mir. Malone has been employed at the steel plant for the past 22 years as an engineer. and was well known in this district He Is survived by his wife, four daugh- ters. Misses Nellie, Minnie, Jessie and Marie Malone, and one son. Andrew Malone; also several brothers and sisters. Echols & Angwin in charge.
 Swimming Party
 Misses Eeva and Fannie Mae Minor entertained yesterday afternoon in honor of Miss Sarah McCarty at swimming party which was very much enjoyed. The following guests were present: Miss Sarah McCarty, Miss Lou Sloan, Miss Lillie Tom Thomasson, Miss Grace Hassler Miss Maxine McCarty, Miss Erline Ezell, Miss Kate Nelson Turnipseed, Miss Marion Miller and Miss Ruth Baker
 A miscellaneous shower will be given this afternoon by Mrs. P. J. Mc- Entee, Mrs. Jack x. Thomas and Mrs. Edward J. Ho1comb in honor of Mrs. J. Glenn Washington (nee Gladys Syx) at BIO Forty-second street.
 William EImore
 William Elmore. age 50 years, who died yesterday morning following a lengthy illness, will be conducted from the late residence Sunday after noon at o'clock. Members of Pratt City Aerie, No. SIP, Fraternal Order of Eagles, will have charge of the services. Mr. Fillmore was also member of the Brotherhood of Rail- way Trainmen. He Is survived by bis widow and three sons, William Clarence and Harry, and several sis- ters and brothers.
 Personals
 Mrs James Bauer continues seri- ously i'll at the T. c. l. hospital at Fairfield.
 Mrs. Price Dickens entertained her two littIle grandchildren Evelyn and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
CANDIDATES TO SPEAK

Hackieburg, July 2s-(special.l- The candidates for offices In Marion county will speak at Hackleburg Sat- urday at 2 o'clock.
 Masses of people from Hacklebu-r and the surrounding towns and com nnunities are expected to be at the speakings
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
William EImore
Personals

Mrs. James Bauer continues seri- ously i'll at the T. c. l. hospital at Fairfield.
 Mrs. Price Dickens entertained her two litgle grandchildren, Evelyn and
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29

RESORTS AND TRAVEL
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Sealed proposals will be received by the board of revenue. Jefferson county. until 17 o'clock noon. August 2z. 1922, for the grading of a road from Scrap to Liz Ford bridge. approximately r miles
 Work to consist of approximately 12.000 cubic yards grading with necessary water ways etc.
 Plans and specifications on file in County highway engineers office, where they may be examined.
 Certified check or bidders bond for $500 must accompany each proposal.
 The board of revenue reserves the right to reject any all bids. C. J. ROGERS
 County HIghway En9fneer
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-07-29
FoRDsl FoRDsi FoRDs
 SATURDAY SPECIALS REAL BARGAINS

One-third Cash, Balance Easy Monthly Payments. Ride Your Own Car Sun day.
 HANNA MOTOR co.
 FORD DEALERS 2124 AVE. c. MAIN 800
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

WANTED-Packing cut glass. china.
and Grating fine furniture. Phone
$50. Lee McReynolds. 4-i-30t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
Workers Stand HI,ehed.

Tclerfaphlc reports to hendqnnrt
ers here today showed that all the
union miners aud thousands OF thciI
unorgnnized co.workers refused u
answer tho morning whistles calling
them back 10 work. Officers of the
international union declared weeks
ago the strike would be effective "a
the last detail and that the miners
would grimly fight for human
standard Of living In an industry
that claims a life for every 100000
tons Of coal mined"
None OF the union chiefs was at
headquarters today. President John
l.. Lcwla was In Warrington 10 tell
the miners story 10 the house labor
committee investigating the suapen'
sion and swing public oplnlon-o
hold lt--ln favor OF the unions of.
forts. vice.Prcsldent Phillip Muir.
ray was IN New York negotiating
with the anthracite owners and See.
retary-Treasurer VIM. 4. Green. left
here late yesterday for his home IN
Coshocton. Ohio. 10 look over the
situation In that state.
"Feei Out" Situation.
TIE presence Of Green In Ohio
where mine operators followed
closely the lead Of the Pittsburgh
Coal Producers association In de.
clarlng lower wages aud separate
state wage agreements. was regard
ed az particularly significant. II
might be taken to indicate Green
was feeling out" the situation
around the mines, preparatory TO a
strategic union move to force the
Pittsburgh group to reserve itself
and thus open the way for negoti-
ations covering the central competi.
tive field.
The issue OF the six-hour day. five
day week and continuation OF the
present basic wage on the part OF
the miners and for lower wages on
the part Of the operators apparently
has been lost In the schuffle. The
fight OF the union IS
against abandonment OF the central
field as basis for fixing wages.
which II claims is vital.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

After reviewing the circumstances
leading up 10 the present tlcup. the
miners chief said: lin both fields.
the suapclsIQn Of work II In reality
a lockok and not q strike. In both
I, Is made inevitable by the actions
Of the operators.
"The difference between tae two
IA this IN the bIiumlnous field the
operators have afrogantly refused
to fulfill obligations that should be
sacrcd TO them aud have demanded
that labor he regarded NJ com.
modify and tamely submit 20 n fix.
alton OF lls wages through the 80.
cpllcd law Of supply and demand,
through the exercise Of industrial
strife aud stress. through the prca.
sure Of hunger on the one side aud
unrestfalnod greed on the other"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
BY PAuLlR. MALLoN.

! Omitted Prses staff Correspondent.
Washington, April 3.-The condi.
tions under which the miners would
end their strike may be revealed by
John l.. Lewis. president of the
United Mine Workers of America,
before the house labor committee
today.
Lewis Is to appear before the com
mittee which has been investigat.
ing the outline of miners position
Now that the strike has come
despite government efforts to pre-
vent IT. there is strong demand
in congress that steps be taken to
end the walkout as soon as possible
For this reason the house committee
today will seek to get from Lewis
comprehensive statement as to
exactly how the dispute can be
ended
Officials here believe today will
reveal the exact strength of the
miners. Saturday has been a holi-
day in many mines recently officials
say, and the ranks of the striking
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

TORNADO SEASON AT HAND
Tornaoes doing worlds of damage all
been reading ABOUT the property
PROTECT PROPERTY
We Insurance. months $780, Can
the risk for that?
COLLECT FULL
house household you
is worth.
BARGAINS IN HOMES IN cHIckASHA
We have real bargains in homes Chckasha
paying foong
the satisfaction Of knowing the
notified the sold Easy TERMS
PROPERTY
We have lots of loan
ments. Phone
LIBERTY BONDS
We pay the highest market price for Liberty Bonds.
a. B. COCHRAN COMPANY
First National Bank Bldg Office phone s phone s7s
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
FOX SALE

FOR SALE-New Ford go. car
at bargain. Earl Barron, Dodge
agent, phone rs. 29-6t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
WEALTHY WIDOW
MURDER VICTIM

Fresno. Calf, April s.-Ma q. n
iIolateln. wealthy widow who came
here from Mississippi. wna saot 10
death In n hotel here early today.
J. o. Rnndol. garage employe. who
probably VIII die from aelfln'
ilIciod wound. wna declared by the
police 10 have done the shooting.
Mrs. Holstcln has sister living
IN Marks. Miss. aud owns valuable
property In that state.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
A Hint to the Bilious.

Those who are bilious, dyspeptic
and constitpated feel miserable
good share Of the time. They would
soon feel fine and enjoy their meals
il they would take few doses of
Ohamberlain's Tablets to strengthen
their digestion and regulate the liver
and bowels.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
HOW STRIKE CAN
BE ENDED GIVEN

Continued from page one.)
litical equalitions and the mine
workers should be given adequate
representation thereon. he said.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

CONTINUED from page one)
financial condition of the city Of
Chickasha and our investigation leads
Us TO the opinion that II would not
be wise to further bond the city IN
the amount OF 100000 at the present
time. The bond Issue would cost:
Interest on sc6,ooo.oo at bis
percent for one year ---- $3.50. .00
Sinking fund on same----- 10000
Maintaining new fire sta
tion and keeping up equip.
mcnt approximately ----- 100000
Total be raised first year 81, ,270. 90
The total assessed valuation OF
the city Is about ss.fo0.oo0 80 II
Will take approximately two mill
levy to take care OF the first years
added expense and no doubt this
expense viii Increase from year TO
year. The city levied It's legal limit
Of SIX mills TO raise sufficient
revenue for the present fiscal year
and We understand this levy IL In.
adequate to take care OF the present
years business
We oppose the bond issue as being
wrong In principle because consider.
able OF the money raised IL 10 be
used for what we consider current
expenses. We believe that the re.
pairing of buildings. the replacing OF
equipment and the buying OF tools
for ihs street department should be-
taken care OF in each years levy
and that the city shonld not bond
itself except for permanent improve.
ments.
We are opposed TO the issuing OF
bonds for any other purposes except
for permanent improvements, believ-
Ing II fundamental that the citizens
are entitled 10 improvements ONLY
representing their bonded indebted.
ness. We find on investigation that:
The present bond indebtedness of
the city is SG1O,OOOOO; unpaid war
rants $1GS,000.OO.
The s16S.00O.OO OF outstanding war.
rants is drawing interest at 6 per.
cent We further understand that
these outstanding warrants instead
of being decreased each year have
actually increased and in the near
future funding bonds of necessity
will be issued to liquidate them.
The above statement OF facts do
not take into consideration the bond
ed Indebtedness of the Chickasha
school district nor the outstanding
of same. We recognize the
desirability of some OF the improve
ments called for In this bond issue,
but believe with the facts before us
hat the city should not issue addi- /
tional bonds at this time which will
ncur further expense to be taken
ARE of from year to year.
JOHN II. DUNCAN,
M. e. HUMPHREY,
L. C. HUTSON,
J. A. HYNDMAN,
ALGER MELTON,
JONAS COOK,
w. S. CORBIN.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03
HARNESS REALTY AND RENTALS

Phone 1913. First National Bank Building = Residence
Groom house, semmodern large barn. chicken yard city
50x165 side walks
be sold s27OOOO; per
Broom houses 75x65 each side
city water, lights.
bungalow, lovely little
lot for sale trade for good
pasered house. 5Ox16 street. Must sell this
$6500O and SIS month
One dozen bungalows show
together $4,000 each or $4,000
for
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

FOR RENT - Beautiful furnished
south bedroom with private bath:
with board. 4l2 S. 9Th. Mrs. w w
Clark. 3-3t.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1922-04-03

WANTED - Second hand poultry
wire. ID. G. Newman. Phone iOGO-J
3.3t.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07
The Orderly Country Town.

The ordinary country town can not
expect to present a fine appearance as
the result Of having many costly edi-
fees. IL may have some handsome
buildings, but IL usually cannot invest
any great amount In expensive archi-
lecture and building materials. II has
TO acquire a pleasing appearance In
other ways largely by scrupulOus
care Of Its business buildings. homes
and streets. with the patient effort to
beautIfy the same.
Property that Is kept In perfect re-
pair has a finish and trimness about
IL that counts more than costly archi-
lecture. You see many towns where
a great deal has been spent on ornate
and elaborate buildings. but where
the streets are not kept clean. and
where many people still tolerate dis
orderly conditions. A place like that
looks far inferior to many simply
built country towns which are care
fully ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS (Texas)
Enterprise.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07

]l&tlQlpsA
SPLENDID FOR THE GARDEN
Flower Known as painted Tongue"
Will Well Repay Time and
Trouble Bestowed on II.

No more gorgeous bed for August
and September and until the hard
frost comes i'm October can be planted
than one OF the Painted Tongue. Sal
piglossis. the flower with the veins OF
gold. This annual is one of the most
beautiful N the summer flowers and
is not often met with, although florists
are using II very largely for cut flow
ers the last two years; its gorgeous,
purple, maroon. scarlet. rose and
bronze shades, all with veins showing
CLINT Of gold. metallic simmer
found in no other flower. making q
brilliant display when cut.
The improved forms show a great
Increase In size over the older forms
and resemble the finer petunias In
general appearance, although the
blooms are more trumpet shaped than
those OF the petunia. The Painted
Tongue is a native of Chill.
One reason for the rare appearance
of the Painted Tongue in the garden
is that many people have tried TO grow
IL and have had difficulty. II should
not be coddled. Planted indoors to
get an early start, they have disap-
pointing habit Of dying of inexplica-
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07

bly, after they are transplanted into
their beds, leaving blank spots and
running the appearance. Too much
coddllng is the trouble. They should
be raised outdoors. II Is best 10 wait
until May and plant them In the open.
The seed Is fine and terminates quick
ly and should be scattered thinly
where the plants are TO stand and
thinned 10 10 inches apart. pinch
of seed scattered at 1I-inch intervals
would solve the problem. thinning to
the healthiest plants In the colony.
They can be transplanted successfully
II moved with a good ball Of dirt so
the roots are not disturbed too much.
Their growth is surprisingly slow ut
the start and they seem 10 have de-
ciIed TO stand still. II may take
them month or more 10 reach
height OF three inches. but after that
they start sprint II :he weather is
warm and by August will reach a
height of from 2 feet TO 30 inches.
They need rish soil and Il IL well
TO allow two or three plants to stand
I'm each little colony TO select the
sturdiest as even with this care some
OF them are likely Ia give up the
ghost. They resent any check in
growth which is one reason why they
stand trnnsplanting badly. Give them
liberal cultivation and plenty Of wa
ter and you will have a wonderful
sheet of bloom.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07
DYSPEPSIA IS NOW
THING OF THE PAST
st. Louis Citizen Eats Anything on the
Table and Has Gained Several
Pounds In weight-6ives
Tanlac Full Credit.

+ The other medicines ! tried before
didn't even bulge my troubles, but
three bottles of Tanlac have fixed me
up In fine shape" said ii. Mohr. we'll
known citizen living at LIP s. Fourth
St. st. Louis. Mo.
Two years ago my stomach went
wrong and my appetite failed me. Gas
formed from what little ! would eat
and pressed on my heart until II pal.
plated 80 I could hardly breathe.
wasn't able to do regular work, be
cause of pains in the back, bad head.
aches and dizzy spells.
@But I have gained several pounds
now since taking Tanlac and eat just
anything I want without any trouble.
The pains and headaches never bother
me any more. and am only too glad
to pass the good word along about
Tanlac. IT is simply wonderful"
Tanlac Is sold by all good druggists.
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07

great help in carrying child, Is have
poticed Q difference when i didn't take
i / thank you for this medicine and II
] ever come to this point again ] do noe
want to be without the Vegetable Com
pound ! give you permission to publish
This letter 30 that all women can take
my advice. Mrs. FRED MINER Boz
a02, Churubusco, N. Y.
It's the same story over again.
Women suffer from ailments for years.
They try doctors and different medl-
cinea, but feel no better. Finally they
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetahls
Compound and you can see its value IN
the case Of Mrs. Miner.
That's the truth Of the matter. II 700
are suffering from any Of the troubles
women have, you ought to try this med
Scine. 1t can be taken in safety by young
q old a. 1t contains no harmful drugA
The Sneedville news. (Sneedville, Tenn.) 191?-19??, 1922-07-07
WHY SOME MEN GO INSANE
Kind Of Office "Help" With Which
Most Of We Are More or Less
Familiar.

The Colorado building boasts the
funniest" girl in all Washington. ms.
serts the Post of that city. She's a
nectarlns. Q pippin' and q peach. Re
ceq(1y ~ ooes, who II q very busy,
IN ~ m q man, told her to get
~ ~ % the Telephone. She
jumoso To- . phone directory.
Time wore on. Late afternoon
came. The boss had been engrossed
In matters Of grave Importance. and
II was nearly 4:30 before he suddenly
recalled that Annie hadn't reported
on his morning phone call.
"Annie." he Numbered. where's my
Agriculture callT
"why. I'm sorry. sir. but II hasn't
got a phone
"Who hasn't got a phone7"
"Why, Mr.. Culture. sir. I looked
through all the C's and all the KS
sir, and I couldn't find Mr.. Agra Cul.
lures name In either list. sir"