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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-04

FOR SALE-Pure bred Plymouth
Rock cockerels So each Tel. 300
IL Wishart Bros. 233tf
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-04
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-Thorou%hbred white
Leghorn eggs, $1.00 per -, G. f..
Harvey, Passumpsic. Phone Barnet
27-21. 2333 tt
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-04-04

WANTED-Woman nurses at
the Northampton State Hospital.
Apply to DR.. J. A. Houston, Supt.,
Northampton, Mass. 233-244
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
Maize the Manicure

"'Who do you think you are.
Sarah Hartburn or what? hs
asks.
"Well, one word leads to
another until l finally melt into
a pair of tights and become .
chorus damsel and throw my job
in the barber shop more than
fifty feet In the air.
"'After we have been rehears-
ing eighteen hours a day and six
teen hours a night for three
weeks, l approach this director
regarding salary.
Ladies gotta live. You
know that, don't your" / asked.
Well then,' said he, they
should ort to stay out Of the
show business. You will get
thirty large round berries every
week, after the show opens. You
will also get an upper on over
night jumps While on the road
"A week after that l aked him
when the show would open.
IT we had few more dumb
bells in the chorus it wouldn't
never open. As it Is, have
hopes of whipping this gang into
shape in about two weeks more
he replied.
"The mex. day I left the stage
never to return. I found
notice posted on the blackboard
which allowed that the backer Of
the show had changed his mind
and had decided to invest his
money in patent mousetrap or
something. Oh yes, have been
on the stage. I have got the re-
hearsal bloomers yet. They cost
me two bucks.
every time I seem to hear the
call of the theatre now, go
home, take those bloomers out Of
the trunk and hang them In plain
sight for a week or two and the
spell Passes.
"Say, Maize, won't you come
along to show tonight I
have got brace Of seats"
"Can't. Sorry. gotta hit the
hay early tonight. I am going 10
take day off tomorrow"
"Going to a funerulT
mot exactly but It will prob
ably amount to that. am going
over to Long Island City to have
a try-out for the movies. A new
customer that was In here yester-
day gave me q letter to q direo-
tor.
"Of course he may Of bee,
kidding but he said I was the liv-
Ing image Of Mabel Normand.'
The Washington times., 1922-11-19

<TTAKE a good slant at the
bimbo that just got his
= hams trimmed in my
chair" .
eyes. What's the matter with
him?"
Nothing. He does his stuff
all right but the trouble II ! am
closer to him than . porous
plaster. In other words, have
lamped his hunting license tag. /
am next. He wants me to 60 into
the movies. He has got the
nerve to spring that ancient gag
around here in q first class barber
shop. He says he has got q part
for me that will fit me like Q
telephone booth"
"Well, why not3"
"Why mott Met Well, for
one thing, / tried that when they
flickered and for another thing,
confidentially speaking, that pud-
dle-jumper has never been within
eight miles of q movie studio in
his whole life. / don't know
exactly what his slant Is. Maybe
he wants to get married"
"Well, you can't be . manicure
forever. You can't be nineteen
years old all your life"
But, no husband. I've had .
couple Of them things, too. I
could get married three times q
week. You'd be surprised.
There's 80 many lonesome strang-
ers from outa town dropping in
here. to hold hands. Maybe,
someday II a single man should
ask me, WELL maybe I might try
one more, but the last nine pro-
posals have had here have been
from unsophisticated and honest
provincials who have wives out
West.
"How do I tell1 That's a
laugh. couldn't tella married
man any quicker II he wore q
cowbell around his neck and car
ried q banner. But this Is the
first one that's come along In the
past six months with the movie
stuff. It's getting to be mid
Victorian now, It's so antique.
"They used to ankle In here
every day and call me Mary and
say was a ringer for Mary
Pickford. One bird always called
me Marion Davies and another
called me Bebe Daniels and I
often wondered how I changed
from q blonde to a brunette In
ten minutes. I used to get en-
thusiastic when they said ! looked
like Q movie star. But ! found
The Washington times., 1922-11-19

that lookin' like them don't get
you anywhere.
81 got so puffed up once by
this line Of applesauce that I
stood in line six hours once to
get a try-out over at Fort Lee
and then it didn't fit.
81 have been on the stage, too.
Oh, yes. 1t took me three months
to get my old job back in this
shop.
Coming into this shop every
day are a lot Of well-known
Broadway producers who nobody
has ever heard of before. They
are thicker than Wall street
brokers that have never been
south of Forty-second street. One
of these well-known Broadway
producers l once trailed to his
lair and find that he produces
flapjacks and butter cakes In an
open window.
"Well, l let one Of them birds
fan me into Inconsistencies one
day when I was doing an honest
lob of work on his right thumb:
Well, It seems that he Is not alto
gether q flop. He is connected
with the theatrical business. His
brother Is in box office, which
makes him q sort of blood rela-
ton to the profession.
"He says TO me this day,
'Mazie,' he says, If some good
smart producer would round up
all the manicures around Times
Square and put 'em into a show,
he would have Ziegfeld's bunch
faded. been thinking what a
slam you would be in the chorus
"a regular wow
"'Oh, be YOURSELF said.
"'This stage has sank so low,
Il should ort to be elevated he
continues, and 1t Is up to you.
Why hide your beauty In a base
ment barber shop? I'll get you
q letter to q production director
to-day
"T'd sooner have q letter to
. bank director I said But sure
enough he comes down next time
with the letter and I blouse up
to the show shop where they are
rehearsing and meet the director.
"He looked at me like ! was a
property turkey and says: OF
course you'll have to start In the
chorus. Nobody knows where
you may finish
"'That's the trouble I said,
Nobody knows. So would
rather start right In being an
sctress.'
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
Quincy Todd on Tax Dodgers

Government Is almost sure to
make him itemize, and when he
gets to doing that and disclosing
where this money comes from, he
may as well start for Fort Leav-
enworth or Atlanta without wait
ing for a trial"
"Do you think anybody's re-
turn IL exactly correct?" asks
Elias @. Higginbotham.
mo, I do not" says Quincy,
because I do not think any man
has got the brains to make out
one Of the DANCED things and get
it right. Last year l went to an
expert and he made out my re-
turn and he gouged the Govern
ment out Of SIS and nearly land
ed me in the coop. But when a
feller just naturally neglects to
send in any kind Of returns the
Government should orto get
after them, as 1t Is now doing.
1.-THE Government considers
bad news from the taxpayers bet
ter than none at all.
'T should admire to know how
these one million people get out
Of paying theirtax. That Is what
worries me. I hate to think there
are one million people in this
country who are SO much smarter
than am"
"Well," says Elias @. Higgin-
botham, "if anybody could beat
anybody out Of any money, in
any way Whatsoever, figger you
would be the guy"
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
Famous American Fallacies

the United States will be able to keep booze of foreign
ships.
That Croesus would not be worth modern chorus girls
attention.
That Los Angeles inhabited solely by movie heroes and
heroines
That possible fool the public by going church every
Sunday
That nobody bonerimmed Eyeglasses In
better.
That eoored minister always words that he does
derstand
That railroad sandwiches must be ndigess be considered
good
That pie Is strictly American institution known nowhere else
That attention all to their complexons
favorts comedians get their spur the
moment
That II very difficult for q seagong to . story
straight
That French people spend all their time In frivolous entertain
by sarcA
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
<T SEE," says Elias @. Higgin-,
botham, "that over one

<<1 SEE" says Elias @. Higgin-, t,
botham. "that over one
million people failed to pay
their income tax this year, and
the Government is very peeved
over the same and is getting
ready to raise heck with these
parties"
"T do not admire the brand of
honesty practised by these one
million people," says Quincy
Todd, "but I do take of my hat
to their cleverness. / did not
think there was that many people
in this country cagey enough 70
get away with that stuff Of dod8-
ing the income tax"
"You probably thought" says
Elias @. Higginbotham, that you
were the only one" Z
mo-" says Quincy. 'T thank
you for the compliment, but it is
undeserved pay mine like a
gent. / do this for the reason
that am honest, and I have the
additional reason that I cannot
find any loophole which will al
low mo to escape.
'T study this income tax busi-
ness quite q lot when 1t first
comes out, and It II the first
financial matter In my whole his
tory that has me entirely buf-
faloed. I suppose you pay
yours"
"Oh, yes. I start In paying
mine this year. And out that
one Teller Is obliged to report to
the Government what he pays me1
and 80 I figger It out that l owe
the Government $4.67 and I send
same," says Elias @. Higgin-
botham.
"You arc DANCED near as much
of a criminal a. the feller that
don't pay none at ALL" says
Quincy. "Here you are pulling a
lot. of sanctimonious converse
ton about these tax-dodgers, and
you dodge all Of yours except
$4.67. II you didn't make thirty |
thousand beans last year I am
much mistaken. II seems to me
you told me 90 last Christmas"
"Well, Squinty Adams, who
runs the speak-easy up street,
makes at least fifty thousand dol
lars in the past year, and he
sends the Government 50. III
thought I would be ~ liberal In !
proportion as he was"
"Well, there Il some excuse for
Squinty Adams. II he hauls of |
and makes . complete return the |
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
By Roy K. Moulton

be none the wiser, and then ]
suddenly find out that o lot Of
guys are reporting on me. Every
guy that pays me any dough sets
1t down in his report. A lot Of
bally traitors, ! call 'em. SO /
get sore and write down in my
report what / pay everybody
else. g
"But the paper says that most
Of these million people that have
been absent-minded this year are
salaried people, and / know that
all salaries are sent in to the
Government. Employers seem to
take a fiendish delight in sending
in such lists and putting the Gov
ernment hep. Where do these
salaried people figger they get
Oft"
maybe they just don't believe
in the income tax" says Elias Q.
Higginbotham. "There are some
that don't"
81 am a conscientious objector
myself" says Quincy; "but it
has never done me a mighty sight
Of good. I'll tell you what sort
of luck / have had with this
proposition. The agents had
been around to see me every year
because my returns had been
wrong and / imagine they were
some out of patience with me,
and l sure was out of patience
with them. So, one year l fig
gered / would pay my tax in four
installments, and when / divided
it in four parts there was q half
cent hanging over. / fggered I
would take this half-cent for my
self, which I did four times,
thereby Switching two cents from
the Government.
"Well, thought I had got
away with It until about a year
afterward, when along zones a
notice from Washington that I
owe this Government two cents,
and II do not pay same imme-
diate, there Is liable to be a heck
Of q Jamboree. Well, send the
Government a two-cent postage
stamp and get a very polite re-
ceipt In reply. That shows you
how careless Uncle Sam Is about
these matters.
s. 'T wonder now long this tax
dodging has been going on" says
Elias Q. Higginbotham.
"Since the time Of Pharoah,"
says Quincy, "when the natives
snitched on bringing In their
corn"
The Washington times., 1922-11-19

81 have no desire whatever to
evade my obligations" says
Quincy, land am especially de-
termined not to evade them when
I cannot discover no possible
chance. So / send the Govern
ment $37 this year and my con-
science Is clear for another
twelve months"
'T should think II would be
when l happen to know you
cleaned up $45,000 in one gravel
contract" says Elias Q. Higgin-
botham. "You have certainly got
the most form-fittin', accommo-
dating conscience I have ever
met up with"
~ should much admire to read
Of these cases in the newspapers
when they come to trial." says
Quincy. II would like . to know
wnat sort OF an excuse tnese
birds can put up, also, as I say
before, I can't imagine what
their system could be.
'It would seem as though the
Government has got a copper
riveted cinch on this thing. In
my case, they get q statement
from the fellers that pay me any
thing, and, get a statement from
me as to what I pay the next fell
Ter, so when they get TO checking
up on this thing, they have got
anybody raked fore and aft. !
used to figger that I could get
along without making any re-
turns and the Government would
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
Things. Not
Worth Knowing
MASSACHUSETTS is called
II the Bay State on account
- of the prevalence there of

X MASSACHUSETTS Is called
M the Bay State on account
A'1 Of the prevalence there Of
hounds that bay at night.
There are natives in the in
terror Of Mexico who never heard
a radio machine, and they are
said to live care-free life.
A man has invented an alarm
clock that does not tick, but will
not have his invention entirely
effected until he evolves an alarm
bell that Is silent.
The people Of Cape Cod al
ways 60 away from home and
leave their doors unlocked. They
are afraid the neighbor might
bring something and be unable
to get In.
The Detroit River Is the short
est river in the world, but on ac-
count Of hooch smuggling from
Canada, II Is said to be one Of
the wettest.
A traveller returning to the
United States from Europe hung
over the rail all the way. He is
the first man to come from Eu-
rope by rail.
When doughnuts were hrst In
vented, ,N'ey tried making them
without noles in them, but no
body knew what they were and
20 they had TO make them with
holsa
The Washington times., 1922-11-19
Homemaker
or Haynaker
TvHE political economi

make an exact science out
Of . phantasmagoria Of human
emotions. graft, oratory and
pollywoppus which We call poll
tics. are trying to catalogue the
new woman in her proper place.
They have, since she acquired
he ballot, made many predic-
ions, assertions and guesses.
The common or garden variety
II citizen who IL married IL
ousily engaged trying to find out
whether the emancipated woman
is . homemaker or . haymaker.
One such has written a pitiful ap-
peal. He has been investigating
this thing until hs Is almost
,rasy. He can't catalogue
Woman at all, and he has been
,arried to one for some years
He writes. fsslinglyi
After several years Of expert
tent ] have emerged victorious,
Jut It was only after resorting to
lrastic measures. feel that I
should tell my fellow men Of my
experience.
my parents wanted me 10
marry . rich young college girl
when I was twenty-four, but l
passed her up for a good-loSking
'tenographer who worked for q
zig insurance company in New
FORK and got a good salary with
EXCELLENT chance for promotion.
when the war went and broke
out and we got into It In 1917
volunteered and got . Job In
the quartermaster's department
counting beans and potatoes. My
wife had higher ambitions for mo
nd wanted me to be q general
ight of.
80, to hide her chagrin, she
hrew up her perfectly good job
and became head Of a narsing
section for sick horses and spent
all her time at the stables during
the war period. I didn't mind it
hen, but when l came back from
he war and was mustered out I
found that she had become en-
amored Of the horse nursing idea
and intended making 1t her life
work, she being a new woman
Who had to have . mission. I
found that my living room and
library had been turned into veri-
table dormitories for sick colts
and things. There was even one
mule, and l had always objected
to having mule in the family.
my wife and I had never dis
agreed much, but this was too
much and ! tried to insist that
she give up this horse nursing
business and make q home for
me. She refused to give up the
horses. The situation just got
worse and worse and finally
drove me out of the house.
~ remembered q boyhood
friend Of mine, a veterinary sur
geon, and I went TO him for ad-.
vice. He gave me a small phial
of deadly poison-for horses
only. I returned home and man.
aged to administer enough Of this
to the horse patients in one room
so that they passed away peace
fully but permanently. This per-
formance / repeated a number Of
times in the next few weeks.
"My wife in time realized that
her nursing abilities, for some
strange reason, were failing, gave
up her horse hospital and we
moved into an apartment where
we are now happy.
"Of course, various cases Of
,new-womanhood require different
treatment, but l believe in all
cases the problem can be solved"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-18
LIVE STOCK
Dogs. Cats. Pets

AIKEpAIr rDrrIh.a-For -ale. Aircda!-
puppies from famous O1rans straIH.
.!.tlJlc iuf registration. j. Y. Sowd.r
Sutherland. Va.
BIRDS. pAHRDrS. CAGES. nDwi.S
SUiILtES. sOURS' BIHD SIiOI. l-B
EAST GRACE
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EAii.LUl MEfT
Help N;.ntcd-i'cnialc

SIENpGhAi'tir:ii-. experience essential:
nearby town. may return HON. each
week end, slo i'cr wcen. with room al!
board to STAT. Wyst Point Eurn!tu:e
corp, West Point, Va.
..AIr.l;lE%'E crph--Eoom on lot. Call
tiouiev"rd iN"I-W. 3alj PARK Avenue.
LApIr.S-- Zen o"ioryd. q; once J07
Brook Avenue. upstairs.
wOMA%. over -. to represent an old
established Western house. good cdI-
cation, good health. satisfactory refer.
'noe anG energetic application prir.cip..
requisites. taught ana paid nN-I con,
F"nstt!on from start. advance on
EQUALIZATION to 1850 i mnn-h. s.yy te!e-
phone. aud business experiences. Il any
hrSt letter. 1" /. Si;. care M, Dispstch
ED--h m,Gilr-aE- ir,uy tor sI,,,-,
work IA who!csal" notion house ~.
ply 20 Box X col. ear" Tho Dispatch
tNl Ella young lady or g.nti-u.n
at ono" L. Keep H;unll .yt q! books snin,
s;enog!hphy ana genera. ollie, work
CIV" iyi"i"ucc "mi salary expected. AT
dress u i0i. care III, pispn.ch
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INSTRUCTION

Musical, Dancing, Dramatic -
DASClNG taught r"asuE,hi-. Miss Katie
Stumpf's studio. 20 ". Grace. Kan.
duiph ilsJ-J
DASCING-Mrs. E.Iunvnnnusci. - North
Harrison Street. rua'ns,..s Ia n.- les.
sous rhnn. Madison lSsIW.
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l. uncral Directors
Mourning Orders Dyed.

orders received before y NJ. returned
= me Gay. ADDISON Cleaning CO.. Nos.
F.. S'E'h Elm street. Boulevard s7l Of:
S'uie,arI so.
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NifNh S-Ncn. women. II over wanted
Tor government clerical positions: rx.
"!nihiti"h Nor"inu"i, this - Your op.
"ituhiiy. good sa.ary, ,Nprr"ncc uu.
hrErsS'r! fNli i'd-ii-u.ar~ fr"c. Writc
t,d'y. Columoi" SCn""l CIvlI Service.
go Pop" liuiliIuE. Washington d. G.
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Poultry and Supplies
iisu> ,hrlv. on 1t. Food th"n CERE-
LA ESQ MASH and 60 results AZ
l.os ..s, ,..Iy s,t..t.

i.'' !-"Ht GARY street.
WANrEp--rcu Tp RECEIVE. FREE.
y FtI.I. HALF FOUND PACKAGE OF Or.
HESS POULTRY IAS-A-CE.N go I"
suy dealer named U'.nw and Sct ;tc. .
tull halt. ."und packas" uf PAS. -IE-N.
enough Tor - hens t.o weeds. Just l"'
tHht stupl. show y"u what pAS-A-'ts-A
VII d. for say. on" dozen hens. See D.
start the song and scratch AMI kle--
Hcadics. !i2s +. Main. lIll l. FrAuhln
500 r. Marshall; u. IT. Wallis, 800 r.
@6"0 iiUi. ". q MHhun". ,l2 BrouK
Ave- Gran, DRUG CO.. corner Seventh
aud broad; \. L.. Brown. Fulton. TUrrant
Drug Co. ". Broad. T. v. Wood y
sons. 100 y. sixth ani 10; l. Marshall,
Roland II. 'hiidr"y. - y. Eighteenth.
for"Eon rhHrInacs. sol " cary IIch.
t"nStetn'S Pharmacy. 1900 L.. Main. Ul!mas
Bros. hnl ~. ". l.. Elis 51I "
i'r"'d. N!rsil Il. May - rr".. t35 Hrvph
Az. ". !. Johnson. 2ooi Hun.
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Help-Siulo or i'cInnlc

help--Siuio or Tcnnlc "a
CtERkS-Men. Women. IL over. wanted
Tor government clerical positions: nx.
"ninhti"n November. this - Your .p.
POI luhitS' good sa.ary; 'Aprri"ncc M.
Necessary M rar'icu.ars fr"-. writc
t,h'H. C"lum"i" Scn""l civil Service.
-s' Top" Tending. Washington. -. {.
oalcsHncI anu gents ~
SALESMAN Hau,"d ny Richmond concern
I" call "n automobile trade IA virginia
AT" E"iih GaI"..I.,: an attractive coin
.;'''"i'" y. o,'"s';i"4l Cor u Iiv. wire. Ii"A
l. 80, ca.' IN" Dispatch
SAI.ESMr N--Thrr,. good proposiIion.
RINr AK aud ,Np"ri"nr" Ms. l,,.y.
.tr n.N /. Sit. care Ghc Dispatch.
Situations acknowledgements 80
noonh r:Lrrn = C"mpc,rn, nooiskc.p.r.
an,n'.,Ar win all phases Of housekeeping
AMI general "f'icc WORK.. w.ns. position.
ALLrcs. !; aOs, ear" Ths Despatch.
'..., =" ,,i.iAi>S w,shvd ANA stretched
Mrs Dnnns. Madison .2.i-J.
Nurse AND nnukkEErEn. expert.
need; d'sit"s position in doctors oiiicc.
hoN = No. car" The Dispatch.
STtNuGiAriiEii-A No / st.norraphcr.
Tho Dispatch.
Situations Wnntcd-Aiale IS:
,rAcFfEuk Wants job az truck or ear
y 4.
dr.ss T. SCI. car" the D.aia;eh.
HAitDnNEit az p"uIiryin.n desire. pos,-
ton; lie experience. married. no chi
drcn. q 81, care rhs p.sp.,ch
40 -. t.'.''n w.mts position In com
'nercioi h",-I: formerly a ,r.v.l,n.
st.rsim"n. :, years old BOX /. 80. care
IAc Dispatch.
~ Hr.h driven wants job. steady worker
"iih best %: references. mus; br a good
car. houi,.aid ISL.
MAS-l YOUNG man desires cmpioyment a,
th"uhcsi ia private family: truce
iiiHtr. soda OF Cuuatcr man. Office work
or '"I'"i.nE ne years experience Ia
v'hSs WORK. u.ust have work homes;
an! willing. IL. &. Dean. Central \. NJ
6 \ rn"n. Randolph 30.
PHARMACIST. reE.stcrrh: IL years. OK
p"s.'.o!. no" employed. but desire to
max. change. viii i'urchas entire or
haf interest Ia good going business.
s""'i town preferred. Address BOX
!. o>' care The Dispatch.
80 ~ A..NN--pIh q" position Us .u.r-
Er'ic youuS man: Hv" years .NprrI.nc,
IN general Office woEn; quick ana ac.
Curhi" at figures. good p"umRn ana
i"s' ty9ist it -. care Thu Di-9a ;ch
"-N.'--" Wanted. young married man, now
'h"!"y"'. desires employment AZ r..
'"u.hIt counter man. clerk In furnish
ms si"r" " Cio;hlEs salesman. hnu..i.
Hlh.t nave woih a. once. Gail Madison
'-lt-W
SIEADi WpRhi.i; wsn;. position. bo-I,.
N"rH'r. collector or shipping clerk good
Fei'E"nro h"A T. sti care IN. DIS.
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RICHMOND KLINE CO. DISTRIBUTORS tor
Kline. Cole and Earl passenger cars.
We>; Gr"c". Randolph 1895.
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Dispatch Want Ad Rates May Be Found
EMPLOYMENT
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'w' u tie aE'S "i as and so u l"av"
cltH in';n"'it..,lE. opportunity for travel.
education. ndycurcm,n mt Can SpS East
hhin "Wednesday between 4. NJ aud
: Sh ."i 80 nnI $50 l.. II only.
N"h at door Tor \. l.. tarntrd.
MANN 'n,"d. experienced towel insn To-,
h"w company. good salary for right
ni'n u I"l. cLr. The Dispatch.
'btNG NAN Wanted. young m.u.
win references and willing To worn for
h'"in"ti"n. "p'oi ,uuuity To- learn ,,ur.
~" battery "nsH'ss Apply q, once.
~ W"St Road Street.
~ NJ .h".S. ambitious. educated tn
i'hh Tor positions IN f"r-jsn trade f'ur
interview. call MailY"n esS
M TED y young v"I"rci man to wash
"h'"m"t'i!cS. Hp.ly 1T once. BOW,
l"wn Service station. Tenth and CARY
Streets.