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The Washington times., 1922-06-30
BObbie and His Pa
SUMNER COTTAGE

II is at times. sed Ma. you
shud not blaim me for longing for
the crate out doors. sed Mo Vim.
men is KEEP indors enuff by thare
house hold dutys, sed Ma, no won
der they long for a breth of Sum
mer & a Summer hoam, sed Ma.
Well sed Pa. have l sed any.
thing aggenst you talking all the
breths of Summer you want to
talk?
No, sed Ma. only you are al
ways poaking fun at our cottidge
& achting like you wpd rather
spend yure time in the city.
Not me, sed Pa. You rong me.
in saying such. sed Pa. I talk
as much pleshur out Of that cot
tidge as yoa and Bobbie do. sed
Pa. l have always been a lover
of the CRATE out doors. sed Pa,
espeshully since the nashun got
so dry that thare isent much
chanst of Citing too wet out
doris, sed Pa
The Browns and the Joneses is
Citing reddy to go to thare cot
tidges tomorrow, the first of July.
Stu Nd. pio"I EhiS1Vi
Jones are like two t9 skoolboys
oaver 1t. sed Ma.
Thay are kind OF like skoolboys.
anyhow. sed Pa. II doant talk
much to amews them two (2) geez-
ers, sed Pa.
.Anybudy wud think to heer YOU
talk that you were sum kind Of
soup-er man, sed Ma. that required
sumthing wunderful to amews you
sed Ma.
doant know wether I am "A
soup.er.man or not. sed Pa, but I
know that IT is Citing harder
every yeer for me to say the rite
thing & do the rite thing in thic
here house hold, sed Pa. bee.
leeve I will git me little shack q
be a hermit, sed Pa, a, old hermit
with long whiskers for the wind to
blow thru, sed Pa.
I doaht see how Pa can git long
wiskers wen he amt got no hair
on the front of his been.
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eachs BL Illustrated Charles Dana Gibson
A Graphic Story of Metropolitan Stage
Life and a Beautiful Girls
Great Sacrifice. -:

know Bob-he's not the sort to
wait"
Fine! Never thought Of that"
Bob welcomed the suggestion with
a delight that drowned Lorelei's
heightened protest; then, as the
idea grew in his mind he joyously
appropriated II as his own. A
mere proposal Of marriage and an
acceptance were more or less
the event contained no
elements OF the spectacular; but
to follow il promptly with a mid.
night ceremony impressed him as
a grandiose achievement and one
calculated to shed luster upon his
adventurous career. That's my
idea Of romanee-thats the way
I like to do things" he declared.
We'll be married soon's I pay
this check" Fumbling through
his pockets. he remembered that
his last dollar had gone across
Melchers gaming table earlier
in the evening. and cried in dis.
may, Hold on. Nothing doing
in the marriage line, after all.
I'm bust. Isn't that a burglars
luck? And right on the altar
steps. too"
"Im settle everything-all the
way through" Jim offered. eag-
erly.
Bob feebly demurred. asserting
that his temporary financial con-
dition ruined the whole joke. and
that he never married without a
pocket fun OF money: but as Jim
insisted. and seeing that Miss
Lynn was becoming fearful at
the thought Of a disappointment.
he Welded grudgingly.
Butt say-whcre do they
keep these weddings" he in
auired. "Everything's closed now,
and there's nobody dancing at the
city hall, is there?" He appealed
helplessly to Jim.
Jim rose to the occasion with
the same promptitude he had dis
played throughout Leave ii to
Jimmy the Fixer," he cried. re-
assuringly. Marriages aren't
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made in heaven any more-thats
old stuff They're made in Ho-
boken, while the cab waits. Get
your things on, everybody. while
i telephone" He allowed no lott
ering: he waved the girls away.
sent the waiter scurrying with his
bill. helped Robert secure hat and
stick, and then dove into a tele::
phone booth as a woodchuck en-.
ters its hole. When he had dis
posed his three charges inside a
taxi-csb he disappeared briefly, to
return with basket OF champagne
upon his arm. 1t is a wise general
who provides himself in advance
with ammunition.
1t was not late, as late hours
are computed. but the streets were
empty Of traffic; hence the driver
made good time. and waiting
ferry at the foot Of Forty-second
street helped to shorten the jour
ney. The wine-basket was lighter
as the machine rushed up the
cobbled incline to the crest Of the
weehawken bluffs: Bob and Lilas
were singing as it tore down the
boulevard.
The smooth celebrity with
which this whole adventure
ran its course argued a thorough
preparation on James's part. but
Lorelei was in no condition TO
analyze. On the contrary, she was
tossed in the vortex of warning
impulses. More than once she
laid her hand upon the cab door.
feeling that she could not 90 on
with this damnable travesty. Her
former arguments continued to
prove potent.
Even at the journeys end .here
was a suspicious lack of delay.
The vehicle stopped in a narrow
business street. now dark and d -
NAL; its occupants were hurried
up a stairway and into a room
filled with law.books where
sleepy justice OF the peace was
nodding in a cloud OF cigar smoke
Copyright. 1910. by Harper sonsD
TO BE Continued Tomorrow
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did pity Wharton, however. for It
seemed to her that he was the
injured party. When he was him
self he was a very decent fellow.
and il was a contemptible trick
thus To cheat him. II would have
been less ignoble to sell herself
outright to man she detested--
for the transaction would then
have been one OF dollars and cents,
purely. sacrifice prompted by
necessity. so she easoned-where-
as to impose upon the weakness
Of one she rather liked was not
only dishonest. but vile.
akBut she was IN a wanton mood
tonight and OF late a voice had
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her. Foremost in her thoughts
was the realization that she had
won the fight she had been reared
and trained for. that the climax
of her worldly hopes had come but
with this she also experienced Il
sickly loathing for herself Dur
ing Bobs protestations Of love she
had fought a brief but disastrous
battle. That moral perfidy which
had been her teaching since child
hood had influenced her decision
no more perhaps than her terror at
the plight in which her mysterious
persecution had left her. Weighing
on the same side with these con-
siderations were also the needs of
The Washington times., 1922-06-30
BY William F. Kirk
MA DREAMS OF A

= DREEMED last mite that we
were up to our summer cot
Il tidge. sed Ma. l bet that amt
spelt rite. cottidge.
What a cutey little dreemy. sed
Pa.
You doant need to look so sin
nick al sed Ma. You know how
much cumfurt git out Of that
cottidge.
am not looking sinnick-al. sed
Pa. Do you want me to stand on
my he'd & say o Goody?
do not expeck YOU to bee tray
anv emoshun ware I am con
serned sed Ma.
You doant say so. sed Pa, that
sounds like a line in show. Pa
sed.
am sorry menshuned it at
all. sed Ma. 7 am sorry 7 referred
10 anything wich gives me littel
pleshur in my humm drum life.
sed Ma.
Then Pa he sat up & looked
motifs. he looked at Ma for y
minnit, almost. & dident say any.
thing.
Then Pa sed to Ma. Did 7 heer
YOU rite? DO YOU call yure life
humm drum?
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THE RHYMING.
OPTIMIST
BY Aline Michaelis-
When to Talk.

MIR. CHRISTOPHER COLE
M was a friendly young soul
AV1 and his interest In folks
was so hearty that he'd stop on
the street half the people he'd
meet and chat as one would at n
party. Fellows got so they'd
fear TO see Chris drawing near.
for they knew there was no way
to lose him. for no matter how
dull were the speeches they'd
pull they were certain to please
and amuse him. He considered
il play to converse by the day on
topics like ice floes or draying.
and with never a pause he'd talk
banting or laws, quite regardless
of what he was saving. Speech
Is certainly fine, and a flock OF
folks shine when they're singing
the words here and yonder. Mr..
Webster. no doubt. knew what
he was about: but the plain man.
ere talking. should ponder. They
don't teach II in school, but
there's one splendid rule that ap-
plies in the world. in the Cloister.
this is It: Talk all day II you've
something to say. but IL not. be
as dumb as an oyster, II young
Christopher Cole played a silent
mans role folks might think he
was awfully clever, but he chat
ters so much that he's always
in Dutch and his brains? No one
thinks Of them, ever. Far too
oft 1t appears men keep talking
for years. giving voice to the
rankest flapdoodle. Brown talks
this, Smith talks that. till folks
long to cry Scat" Neither one
has a thought in his noodle. A
good talker must know just how
long he may go and how much
men can hear at one sitting. He
should have right NJ way when
there's something to say. but he
should not forget about quitting.
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Draun By Charles Dana Gibson.
Ilas goang tells Jarvis Hammon what she thinks of him.

been desperately urging her to
grasp at what she could. that she
might, as long as possible. delay
her descent into worse conSstions.
She heard Lilas inquilinG.
When does the marriage come
off? Right away
Bob, who appeared somewhat
dazed by the suddenness and the
completeness Of his good fortune,
smiled vacantly. ANY time suits
me-" he said. I'm a happy man
little joys are capering all over
the place and old DIR. Gloom has
packed his grip"
Jim startled them all by saying,
crisply: Let's make it tonight.
The Washington times., 1922-06-30
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The Washington times., 1922-06-30
By Rita Stuyvesant

HIS is the season for sweat
ers and scarfs. and just now
l. there is a vogue for the all
white, and, Of course, the slipover
is the thing. Light weight wools
or silk and wool Is used, and long
sleeves. V neck and a hip-length
are among the noticeble features
OF the newer models. One might
choose between a narrow kid belt
or a braided girdle tassled In wool
TO use at the hips.
Indian sweaters are delightfully."-
bizarre. AT the beginning of the
season these sweaters came only
In the darker tan and red shades.
but now the pale shades have been
beautifully blended to create the
same interesting design. For in
stance, Harding blue luster wool
makes a lovely slip+on, plentifully
shot with white and yellow Indian
figures.
Rose and white, white with
coral, yellow and blue, orchid and
The Washington times., 1922-06-30

her family, her own bitter distas'e
for her present life, and her desire
for peace and outward respeCta
blity even at the cost OF secret
degradation. She had decided
swiftly. reCklesslY, reasoning that
this proffered marriage was mere.
ly a bargain bl whirh she got
more than she gave. She had ac.
cepted without allowing her better
self an opportunity to marshal Its
protests. ard. having closed her
eyes and u ped into the dark. it
now seemc) easier to meet new
consequer than to heed those
higher feeh. rs that were tardly
struggling 70: expression. She
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Know That

It is the custom for the brlde.to-
be to embroider the initials of
her maiden name on her linen, so
that such articles may be a re-,
minder to her that they belonged
TO her trousseau.
I ~
Fitting up the Majestic. the
largest liner. vas q costly proceed.
ing, the stores including 10000
cups, 10000 plates, 400 teapots
and 5000 tumblers.
The Washington times., 1922-06-30
Household Hints

Your galvanized pals will re.
main bright IL you scour them &C.
casionally with paraffine and salt.
To keep fish fresh for a day or
two, sprinkle II literally with salt.
and wrap in a piece Of muslin
wrung out Of vinegar. Rinse ur.
der cold water before cooking.
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will result. but there are many
people who do not understa I'd the
signs.-E. G.. F., Pittsburgh, Pa.
r AM among the people who do
not understand the signs" as
l. far as their "barrennass" or
"fruitfulness" and their "influ-
enCe over planting and harvest
time are concerned"
What think I do understand is
that the ancient peoples among
whom the signs of the zodiac were
invented, to mark the monthly
course OF the sun through the skv
associated barrenness and fruitful.
ness and the growth of seeds and
the richness OF harvests with. the
natural phenomena of the chang
ing seasons. just as we do ,oday.
and that the foolish notion that
either the stars or the signs them.
selves had anything to do with
planting and harvesting was
cuckoo egg Of the Chaldean astrol-
ogers.
The touchstone that reveals the
ineptitude of the astrological sys-
TEN of agriculture is the nstro.
nomical fact that the star groups,
or consultations, formerly asso-
ciated with the twelve signs of N"
zodiac have during the last 2160
years become so far disconnected
from the signs bearing the same
name that now every sign is join.
ed with the constellation that was
before welded TO its next leigh.
Dor. T..
Aries. the leader Of the Rigns,
now comedies with the constella.
ton Pisces. which at the time
when HipparChus rearranged the
zodiac was identical in position
with the sign Pisces. the last mem.
Der Of the procession. But now the
constellation Aquarius occupia as the
sign Pisces.
The signs are continually drift.
ing away westward from the con.
stellations in the zodiacal circle,
as a movable wheel might turn on
the same axis bearing an immov-
able one. In about seventy.two
years they move a whole degree, or
nearly twice the angular diar1eter
Of the moon. and IN about 1000
years they make a complete circuit
and thus return to the starting
point. so that again identical signs
and consultations are pro )erly
supersposed.
Thus II comes about that as the
centuries roll on the zodical con.
stellations occupy in turn all pos.
sible positions with regard to the
sum. e., with regard to the sea-
sons. With that fact the supposed
astrological influence OF particu.
lar groups Of stars upon seed tine
and harvest falls to the ground.
On the other hand, II the influ.
ence is ascribed to the signs Them.
selves, which are nothing but
twelve mathematical spaces, each
20 degrees long. figured a. occupy.
ing the whole yearly circuit NJ The
sun around the sky. and beginning
The Washington times., 1922-06-30
This Day in History

THIS is the anniversary of the triumph of the United
L States naval forces over the Dey of Algiers, in
1872, in compelling him to give up prisoners and
to abandon his piratical raids on American ships.
The Washington times., 1922-06-30
BY Garrett p. Serviss
Eminent Astronomer and Authority
on Subjects Of Scientific Interest.

Please explain the signlfi-
canoe OF the twelve signs Of the
zodiac with regard to their in
fluenCe over planting and har-
vest time. If seed is planted in
what is regarded as barren
sign a sCant crop will result. If.
on the other hand. il is planted
in a fruitful sign a good crop
will result, but there are many
people who do not understa nd the
signs.-E. G.. f., Pittsburgh, Pa.
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r DREEMED last mite that we
were up to our summer cot
l. tidge, sed Ma, / bet that amt
The New York herald., 1922-01-03
FARLEY /. M. M. CHIEF
IN PASSENGER FIELD
Succeeds w. w. Jefferies,
Who Retires.

The International Mercantile Marine
Company announces the appointment of
Richard II. Farley as passenger traffic
manager; Thomas II. Thorne and d. D.
Wiepert, assistant passenger traffic
managers, in charge of the first and Sec
ond class departments and David Lind
say, assistant passenger traffic manager
in charge of the third class department.
All are promotions, due to the retire.
ment of w. w. Jefferies, passenger
traffic manager since 1906. Mr.. Jeffer-
les, who Joined the staff of the old In
man Line as an office boy forty years
ago, has been in poor health and was re-
tired at his own request
Mr.. Farley Is we'll known among ship
ping men. When the International Mer-
camille Marine was formed he was pas
senger manager of the Dominion Line 10
Boston and was made manager OF the
third class department of the new or
ganization, Later he was transferred
TO this city as associate manager OF the
third class department and on the re-
tirement of the late s. S. Cortis became
manager. During Mr.. Jefferies'3 Illness
Mr.. Farley was acting head of the pas
senger traffic Of the company.
Mr.. Thorne entered the employment
os the Red star ana american lines
twenty-eight years ago and was until
his recent promotion in charge OF the
first class depa. tn,ent of these iiues. He
was purser of a transport In the war;
Mr.. wiepert and Mr.. Lindsay rose from
the ranks OF the company. For the last
several years Mr.. Wiepert was In charge
of the first class department OF the White
star Lines New York-Southampton SER
vice and Mr.. Lindsay attended to the
publicity and advertising business of the
company before becoming manager OF
the third class department OF the asso-
ciated lines.
The New York herald., 1922-01-03
ARRIVED.

Str Constantinople (Br), Constanza Dec o.
constantinople Sth. Piraeus 14th and Patras
10th, TO A Galapos e. Co, with 70 FIRST
146 second cabin and 175 third class passen-
gers, mails and mdse. Went to New YORK
Dock Co.'S pier %. Brooklyn.
Str Chickasaw, Hamburg Dec IA, TO the
Kerr Steamship Co, Inc, with mdse. Went
to foot of 57th street. Brooklyn.
Str City OF Melbourne (Br). Calcutta Oct
90 Colombo Nov z Port Said 25th, Boston
Dec 81 and Philadelphia 31st. TO Norton,
Lilly a. Co. with mdse.
Str Cape Henry, San Francisco, &c. 10 the
Atlantic. Gulf and Pacific steamship Co,
with mdse. Went TO pier 81. North River;
Str Cayo Mambi, San Juan Dec q, to the
Atlantic Fruit Co. with mdse. Went to pier
Z, North River
str Algonquin, Sanchez. &c. to the Clyde
Line. with passengers, malls and mdse. An
chored IN Quarantine.
Str Varg (Nor), Curacao, &c, via santiago,
to the Caribbean Steamship Co, with mdse.
Str Alllanca, Cristobal Dec ~, to Panama
Railroad Steamship Line. with 4S passengers.
Str Pastores, Port Limon via Cristobal and
Havana, to the United Fruit Co, with pas
sengers, mails and mdse. Went TO pier 10,
East River.
Str Hallway, Lobos Dec "a. TO the Column
bus Shipping Co, with crude oil. Anchored
str Creole. New Orleans. to the Southern
Pacific Co, with passengers and mdse. Went
TO pier 40. North River.
str Philadelphia, Baltimore. to the Clyde
Steamship Co. with mdse. Went TO pier 10.
North River.
str Westward Ho. Boston. 20 the Tracy
Steamship Co. Anchored off Halletts Point.
Returned-Str Arizonan. hence for Boston.
Anchored In Gravesend Bay.
The New York herald., 1922-01-03

Harold walker 222 NE Tampico I'd.
Harvester 1872 NE Lobos 1st.
Hera 154 f. Ambrose L I'd.
Heredia 100 N Tela 1st.
Hastings expects to arrive at Galveston
Hegira sH 20 IS Sc Tortugas I'd.
Henry Grove 755 y Colon I'd.
Herbert G. Wylie ass w Sand Key 3D.
Hoboken 6s NE Hatteras I'd.
Hudson 75S + Ambrose I'd.
Huguenot 10 Hatteras fst.
j A Moffett. Jr, 10 y Key West "a.
] NJ Danzlger AL L Tamplco I'd.
w Van Dyke 1s5 ENE Tuxpam LIST.
Jeff Davis 1s5 S Charleston I'd.
Joseph NJ Cudahy ia f Tampieo I'd.
Koran Koranns s : rs I; S Baltimore T I'd.
Lake Elsmere 12i NE Hatteras I'd
Lake Fernando off sombrero I'd; -,
Lake Strymon 200 Sc Gay Head I'd
Lightburne 10 w Sand Key I'd.
Ligonier 1877 " Tampico ID.
NJ F Elliott 102 NV Sand Key I'd.
Maddequet lat As 10, lon 80 is 31st.
Magmeric 500 E Charleston 1st
Manx Isles lat % 13, lon 72 Os 3D.,
Marie expects to arrive at New York Tues
Metapan 9s S South Pass I'd.
Montana ! ,63S L Ambrose 31st.
Mount Evans 80 T. Cape Lookout list.
Munwood 135 Hatteras 1st.
New York 1870 y by E Hatteras ID
Nordamerika 100 N Hatteras let.
Nordst jernen 300 Sc Delaware Breakwater
Norman Bridge s5 E Sand Key I'd.
Nyanza 1,004 SSE San Diego "a.
Oscar u Bennett, a Sc Hatteras I'd.
Panama 54i S Ambrose l. lst
Paul Paix passed Hatteras 2d.
Paulsboro S31 ENE Hole In Wall 1st.
Persian so y Winter Quarter l. V 1st.
Peter II Crowel 20 NV Hatteras LIST.
Potomac 492 u Ambrose I'd.
Qulstconck 305 Sc South Pass I'd.
Robert e Hopkins 66 Jupiter I'd.
V Hardness 10 NE Jupiter ID
Salem County 500 SW Mobile I'd.
Samuel Q Brown ~ Sc Nantucket l. 1st
San Bias 205 Nantucket L 1st.
San Bruno 400 Nantucket l. v LIST.
San GIL $40 Cape San Antonio 2d.
San Gregorio 245 WSW Sand Key 2d.
San Jose $50 Mobile I'd.
San Lorenzo 5S7 y San Juan s PM I'd.
San Pablo passed Hatteras I'd.
sapulpa % w Sand Key I'd.
Saramacca 100 S Contoy I'd.
Saugus 14s0 Ambrose l. 1st.
Schoodc GO S Hatteras list
Shenandoah 81 " Sand Key I'd.
Shickshinny 10 SW Fire Island 1st.
Sucrosa % S Cape Henry I'd.
Sundance IL n Rebecca Shoals I'd.
Sunshine 1853 WNW Trinidad I'd
The New York herald., 1922-01-03
WIRELESS REPORTS.

Str La Touraine orr, Havre for New
York, Is expected 10 arrive In Quarantine
about 8 AM Tuesday.
Str Hudson. Bremen. &C. for New York. IL
expected 10 dock at pier ], Hoboken, Thurs
day morning.
Str Santa Teresa, Valparaiso, &C. is ex-
pected to dock ct pier 50, Brooklyn. Tues
day morning.
Str Finland. Antwerp. &C. for New York.
Is expected TO dock at pier 81. North River.
Wednesday morning.
Str Calabria CBr), Glasgow for New York.
Is expected TO arrive In Quarantine Friday
evening and dock Saturday morning
Str Tarantla (Br). Glasgow for New York,
Is expected TO arrive In Quarantine Wednes-
day morning.
Str Port Nicholson (Br). London for New
York, Is expected 10 arrive In Quarantine
about AN Wednesday.
The New York herald., 1922-01-03
Notice to Owners, Agents and
Ship Masters.

The Herald publishes daily
reports of the positions of mer-
chant vessels received. through
the United States Naval Com
munication Service. Ship masters
of vessels with radio apparatus
may, without charge, report their
(TR) noon positions through the
following naval radio stations in
the United States proper: Bar
Harbor, Me. (Ottercliffes); Anna
gansett, L. l.; Cape May, N. j.;
Norfolk, Va; Cape Hatteras, N.
c.; Jupiter, Fla; Key West, Fla;
New Orleans, La. These position
(TR) reports must be addressed
only to the radio station called,
and they will be forwarded to
New York. 1t is important that
these reports should be sent
promptly at noon each day in
order that they will be received
in time for publication.
The New York herald., 1922-01-03

Surname 237 South Pass Cd.
Storm King i0l Ambrose l. I'd.
Tahama 20 Sc Sand Key I'd.
Texas sos NE Tampico LIST.
Toloa 632 Cristobal I'd.
Tomava 40 T. Tortugas 3D.
transportation 20 y by Il Winter quarter
l. V I'd.
Tulsagas lat 81 81, Ion 81 AZ ID.
Thomas II Wheeler Go Jupiter I'd.
Utaca rbon 800 NE Meta Redonda ID
Virginia 2S y Lobos LIST.
Vittoro Enanuee III lat As 03 Ion Al 20 lst
w II Libby 2SS Sc Galveston 2d.
Warwick 22o Sc South Pass I'd.
Watertown 2iS NE Tampico LIST.
West Eldara 3i5 Ambrose l. V I'd.
West Hambrie l45 Sc Nantucket l. V I'd.
West Lake 6J u Cape May I'd.
West Nosska 1870 from Baltimore I'd.
West Inskp 227 Il Ambrose L v ID
William Green 277 L Ambrose l. I'd.
Zacapa 43 Old Providence I'd.
Zoppot 900 + Lobos LIST.