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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10

white satin, with an overdress Of chif-
fon embroidered IN pearls and crystals
and enriched with lace, her lovely veil
being held in place with a spray of
orange blossoms. She carried a shower
bouquet of bridal roses with valley
lilies.
The bride was met at the beautiful
altar by the groom and best man, Mr..
Jack CTenshaw, where the impressive
marriage vows were spoken.
Immediately after the ceremony a
formal reception was held at the home
of the brides parents, with only d few
friends and relatives being present.
The mother of the bride was assisted
by Mrs. r.. Botta, mother of the groom.
Miss Kicks is one Of New Orleans
popular and attractive young girls, her
charming personality having won for
her numerous friends who was eordi-
ally interested in her marriage to Lieut..
Botta. who, since having been sta
toned in Pensacola, has made many
friends and acquaintance who viii be
interested to learn that he will return
to the naval air station with his bride,
where they win make their home in
their new apartment at the station.
Lieut.. and Mrs. Betta are taking
their honeymoon trip to southern Flor
ida and Jacksonville.
The out Of town guests were: Mr.
and Mrs. Jack Crenshaw OF Pensa-
cola: and Mrs. Lolita McGru, of Bir-
ningham, Ala.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
H0useWOrk Is a Burden

Woman's lot is a weary one at best.
But with backache and other distress
ing kidney ills life indeed becomes a
burden. Doan's Kidney Pills have
made life brighter for many Pensacola
women. Read what Mrs. John Camp
bell. 3o2 DeVilliers St, Pensacola,
Says "A case Of backaehe bothered
me. coming on without apparent cause.
When / stopped my back gave out,
making it hard for me to do my house
work. When sat down for awhile
got stiff across my back ana had to
help myself up from the chair. I be
gan using Doan's Kidney Pills and six
boxes OF them brought me permanent
relief and strengthened my back and
kidneys"
OVER -FOUR YEARS LATER, Mrs
Campbell said: "Doans Kidney Pills
cured me of weak aching back and
zidney trouble and the cure has last
ed"
sec at all dealers. Foster Tilburn
Co, Mfrs, Buffalo. n. Y.-Advertise
ment.
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PROGRAM RENDERED AT

U
"A very interesting and cleverly arranged
program was given at Friday morning
chapel exercises OF the joseph 3. Lscl<ey
school, given by the pupils of Grade B,
of which Miss Snow Herring is teacher
The little folks taking part in the program
showed considerable talent and ability.
The splendid manner in which they gave
their selections was appreciated by all,
The numbers OF the program were rs fol-
lows. which were read by Iona Cherry:
Song by the School-Boola song.
Prayer by the school.
Piano Solo-Four Leaf Clover-Doro-
thy Villar.
Recitation-"My Grandmother's Way
Mary Murdoch.
Duet--~Caroiina Observation-Disclosures
Swhfte and Bernice Clifford.
Piano Solo, Little Folks Song''-aar-
jorie Fitzpatrick.
Recitation--'F -Four Lear Clover"-Hslen
Butterworth.
Song by the schocl-"America the
Beautiful"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
EPWoRTH LEAGUE OF GADSDEN
STREET METHODIST CHURCH
MAKING RAPID PROGRESS.

The Epworth League of the Gadsden
Street Methodist church held their first
business meeting of the year in connec-
tion with a delightful social hour after
ward. on Friday evening at 7:S0 p. m,
in the league rooms OF the Sunday school
annex. There was a full attendance and
an interesting meeting all the way
around.
The Epworth League is real Give
wire" consisting of quite number OF
earnest workers The league holds a So
cial once month, besides the regular
business meeting Good inspiring devo-
tional services led by different members
Of the league are held every Sunday eve
ming in the coy league room of the
church at $3.50 o'clock The present menl-
bers OF this fiourishing society cordially
invite all young people and strangers to
attend and join in the work Their motto
is. "All for Christ"
At the close of the business session the
leaguers enjoyed social hour and one
OF the interesting alphabet contests
played was as follows:
Each guests was given a sheet of paper
with these questions and the ones vino
answered the most was given nifty re-
membranes;
Alphabet Contest
1--Containing nothing? M. f.. (empty).
2-Statement Of indebtedness? l. o. u.
3--Part of house? T.. (elD.
Am insect2 p. (Bee).
5--To behold? c. (See).
6--Part OF the body? I. (eye).
IA famous poem? l.. IL. G. (Elegy).
S--A tent? T. p. (Tepee).
"a number? A. Il. tcshty).
10-IInit OF measure nsed in printing!
NJ tem).
11-All right? o. X.
PA foe? N. NJ. Y. (enemy),
13---Indehnite quantity n. Y. (any).
ia vegetable? p. (pea).
15--Intemperance? X. S. (excess1.
16--An image? f. f. G. (efhgy).
I7--Poorly dressed? C. ID. (seedy).
IS-Two of a kind? w. double W.
Ito covet? ". v. (envy).
pa bird? ]. (jay).
21-A verb? G. (see): r. tare); r. (be).
ga common beverage? T. (tea).
GA girls name? l.. c. (Elsie).
2i---Another one2 IL. Il. (katie).
25--Yet another? L. N. (Ellen).
26--Still another? T. Il. (Effe).
PA literary effort. S. AZ (essay).
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Women and Events
Phone 38 between 10 a. m. and p. m
SUNSET IN FLORIDA.

SO Joyous is the land of flowers.
OF summer days and dreamy hours,
That birds and butterflies awning
Think all the months belong to Spring
On every hand IS brought to view.
Bright. fragrant buds of gorgeous hue
And yonder distant southern skies,
Are like the blue of Cherub's eyes,
But far surpassed are all of these,
Forgotten, birds and honey bees;
For flaming in the western sky,
Behold the wealth of Araby.
The red of all earth's battlefield,
Is by the sinking sun revealed;
While, overhead expanded swings,
The silver white of seraph's wings.
The East seems 10th to loose its hold
And still retains some flecks of gold
While golden streamers to the north,
Like fingers Of some god reach forth
And we, poor mortals, stand and
look,
Then try to picture in a. book
This miracle. this God of ours,
Gave only to the Land of Flowers.
Augusta Savage.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
MECCA CLUB TO ENTERTAIN
WITH FIRST OF SERIES OF BRIL-
LIANT CARNIVAL BALLS.

The Mecca club will entertain with
the first of theseries of brilliant car
nival balls this evening at the Osceola
club. This lovely affair, without a
doubt, will be one Of the brightest OF
the social season The merry young
couples will enjoy dancing between
the hours of eight and twelve O'clock
on the spacious ballroom floor of the
club-yes, there's is where the mirth
comes in-there where the evening will
be one of delightful pleasure to all.
The very best of jazz music will be
furnished by O'Brien Motto's orches-
ira
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10

to reduce the cost Of funerals follow
ing receipt of a communication from
the local presbytery calling attention
to high funeral charges. The following
passage was included in the commune
cation: when great grief comes no
one is in a bargaining mood but wants
the best
A committee Of ministers was ap-
pointed TO confer with delegation OF
the st. Louis Undertakes Association,
which claims that "undertakers do not
fix funeral charges but take orders
from relatives OF dead persons"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10

ter for testimonial if you wish, as /
cannot say too much about what your
medicine has done for me and for my
daughter. - Mrs. WIN. S. HUGHES,
Greenyille, Delaware.
Mothers and oftentimes grandmothers
have taken and have learned the value
of Lydia E. PinkhaIn's Vegetable Com
pound. So they recommend the medi-
cine TO others.
The best test of any medicine is what
it has done for others. For nearly fifty
years we have published letters from
mothers, daughters, and women, young
and old, recommending the Vegetable
Compound. They know what it did for
them and are glad to tell others. In
your own neighborhood are women who
know of its great value.
Mothers-daughters why not try it
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
DoRcAS SOCIETY OF KNOX
CHURCH TO MEET,

The Dorcas Society OF the Knox
Presbyterian church viii meet with
Mrs. A. R. Bingham at the home of
Mrs H ". Gibbs. East Pensacola
Heights. this afternoon at 3 o'clock.
After the election OF Officers and other
important business matters are COM
pleted the guests win enjoy delight
ful social hour, at which time light
refreshments will be served.
MRS. STARR HOSTESS
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Mr.. w. D. FINK VISITING
FRIENDS In CITY.

Mr. w d. Fink, who was stationed
here at the naval air station in the
radio service during the war, and who
made his home with Mr.. Poss and Mr.
Oppenheimer, Is in Pensacola on a
short visit to his many friends. Mr.
Fink is now in business in Trenton
n. ]. Friends of Mr.. Fink are well
coming his return.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
KNOX AID SOCIETY ELECT
OFFICERS FOR 1922

The Knox Aid Society of the Knox
Presbyterian church held its first meet
ing of the new year at the home of Miss
Marguerite Roberts, on Jam 4.
The officers for the ensuing year are:
President-Nlrs. Chas. Abbott
Vice President-Mrs Clinton Tompkins.
Secretary-Niss Marguerite Roberts.
Treasurer-Mrs. Beatrice Wicke.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
PARENT TEACHERS ASsocIA-
TON To MEET

There win be a Parent-Teachers' as
ISOLATION meeting OF the n. B. Cook
school on Wednesday afternoon at AS
o'clock, at the school building. All
members are urged to attend, as very
important business will come up be-
fore the association
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
CALENDAR OF
FUTURE EVENTS
TUESDAY. JANUARY Il

TUESDAY, JANUARY u
The Missionary Society Of the First
Methodist church will meet at 8
p. m. for the installation Of the
newly elected officers, at the
church. A full attendance Is urged.
The Local Society OF the First Meth
odist church viii hold its regular
meeting at p. m. at the church.
All members are requested to be
present.
The Parent Teachers association OF
the Joseph b. Jockey school will
meet at the school at p. m. Pa
irons and friends cordially well
come.
Mrs starr will hold a Message SER
vice at her home TO e. Wright
street
The Dorcas Society OF the Knox
Presbyterian church will meet
with Mrs. A. r. Bingham, at the
home OF Mrs. II. wv. Gibbs, East
Pensacola Heights, at 3 D. m.
The Pensacola Choral club viii give
beautiful Christmas cantata,
Promise and Fulfillment" at the
Muscogee hall. beginning at 5 p.
M, under the auspices of the Mus
cogee school. Everyone cordially
invited.
The Womans Missionary union OBJ
serve week OF prayer at East Hill
Baptist church, 3 p. m. Program
on foreign missions to be rendered
Members and visiting tourists
welcome.
The Mecca club will entertain with
brilliant dance, at the Osceoh
-. \. .1I go.
to IL p. m. O'Brien Motta's or
chestsa furnishing splendid music
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY Ii
The Royal Nefghbors of America will
hold a regular meeting at 2:30 p.
M, at the Moose hall. Installation
OF officers win be held, and all
members and officers are urged to
attend.
The Parent-Teachers' association of
Annie Il. Mcmillan school will
meet at 2:15 p. m. at the school
building.
Mrs. Monroe Campbell will entertain
the members OF the AZ club at her
home 921 N. 9Th avenue at p. m.
Members invited TO come.
The II. ID. @. win meet at $3.50 p. m.
in the New Bivouac in the court
house.
The Ladies' Society Of the b. of L..
T.. and +. are requested to meet in
the Odd Fellows hall, at y. m.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 12--
The Philathea Sunday school class
of the Gadsden Street Methodist
church will hold its regular
monthly business and social moot
ing in the class room at 3 p. m.
Mrs. Il. l.. Burleson will be hostess,
and all members are urged to be
present, as the annual election OF,
officers win be held.
Mrs. w. III. Northup, 203 w. Gregory
street, will be hostess to the 500
club at p. m. All members UNI
able to attend win please notify
her.
The regular meeting Of the Ameri-
can Legion will be held. Reports
from the various committees will
be given.
FRIDAY, JANUARY Ia
J The Ladies' club of ST. Michaers
school Will meet at p. m. on the
first floor OF the school building. |
A full attendance Is desired.
Circle No. Q, Woman's Auxiliary of !
the First Presbyterian church. will
meet at the home OF Mrs. III. S. |
Merwin. 60 N. Spring street. at
$3.50 y. m.
Circle No Woman's Auxiliary Of
the First Presbyterian church will
meet at the home of Mrs. Monroe
Campbell. 921 N. 9Th avenue. at
3:30 D. m.
Circle No. a. Woman's Auxiliary of
the First Presbyterian church viii
meet at the home OF Mrs. c. III.
Laney, Is w. Cervantes street, at
1880 p. IN.
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wELLHuRsr LODGE NOTES.

The following party of merry young
people motored out TO Wellhurst Lodge
Saturday evening, and after enjoying
supper at the Lodge, spent the remainder
of the evening dancing in the pavilion:
Mrs. hutchinson, Misses Elizabeth and
Doris Merritt, Miss Betty Soule. Lieut..
a. II. Thurston. Lieut. Noel Davis, Lieut..
X. Harrell, Or. ]. James, and Mr.. John
A. Merritt. Jr.
On Sunday Capt and Mrs. 3. c. Moore.
Miss Thelma Webb and Mr.. r. NJ. Billing,
spent the day at the Lodge, and in be-
tween the showers OF rain enjoyed fish-
ing
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
BUSINESS AND SOCIAL MEETING
nr-

The Philathea Sunday school class OF
the Gadsden Street Methodist church viii
hold it's regular monthly business and So
ciai meeting on Thursday afternoon at
three o'clock in the class room OF the
annex. Mrs. E. L. Burleson viii be the
gracious hostess. After the regular busi-
ness hour and election of officers, a de-
lightful social half hour win be held.
Every members is urged to attend.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
?goARp OF DIRECTORS MEET.

The monthly meeting OF the board of
directors of the woman's home will
be held at the home this evening at
$3.50 o'clock. All members are ex-
pected TO be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
PARENT-TEAcHERS'
ASSOCIATION WILL MEET.

The Parent Teachers Association If the
Joseph b. Jockey school viii hold its reg
uar monthly meeting this afternoon in
the auditorium OF the school at o'clock.
All ladies and friends OF the above are
cordially invited to attend
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10

SouleulIernalIrOuDl6
Jas ever since the first
time her sicknessap-
peared she had to go
TO bed and even had
to quit school once
for a week. / always
take Lydia E. Pink
hams v e e. ia BILE
Compound myself so
II gave it to her and
she has re iv e d
great benefit from it.
You can use this laf-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
10 MESSAGE SERVICE.

Mrs. Starr will be hostess to tn,
Message Service. at her home, 10 E
Wright street, this afternoon.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
MOTHERS AND
DAUGHTERS
Read This Letter from Mrs.
w. S. Hughes

GreenvilIe, Dell was under the
impression that my eldest daughter had
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
CHURCH FEDERATION TO
REDUCE FUNERAL COSTS

ST. LOUIS. Jan. s.-The Church
Federation of st. Louis has taken steps
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-01-10
Madame Irene and
MOdart COrsets for
the Business Woman

The successful business guards her health
fully She realizes that the standards of hygiene she OBJ
serves very largely determine her efficiency earning
power.
Her duties may obige her to sit before typewriter be
the greater part of the day. The necessity
proper restful support for her figure is therefore i'm
perave. She must not tire easily if she is to be
cessful
The and Modart Corset fills long felt among
business That business appreciate its
celent qualities evidenced by the number of fittings
Corset Section and the satisfaction expressed
by the wearers themselves.
If you find your work is becoming difficult and the
afternoon hours twice long those of the
morning the trouble may due lack of proper sup
port in your present corset.
We believe you will find the needed relief from fatigue
one of the Irene and Modart models. They
offered in our January Sale at
80 I-3 Discount
See Our Window Display
FOrcheimer's Fashion
Shop
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Bargain Basement Friday Specials
Sateen, 16c Yard

! Percale and gingham, good
washing colors; some rickrack
trimmed, Friday, 3Sc,
Evening star., 1922-03-16
GROOM STILL MISSING.

KANSAS CITY. Mo-. March 16.-
Friends and relatives are stifl with
out information as to the where
abouts of Simms r. Berry. eighty.
who departed hurriedly Tuesday night
from the scene of his intended we'd
ding with Mrs. Emma Mcmahon. aged
100. Berry. 1t is said. became anger
ed when reporters arrived shortly
before the nuptials hour Obtaining
his hat and coat. he left. saying he
didn't want to get in the papers,"
The bride-to-be has known her oc-
togenarian tiance for many years and
is,of the opinion that everything will
turn out all right.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Mems Overcoats, $22.75

Mems and Young Mems models-fnal and
last call. Choice of all the finest garments
in our entire stock, strictly all-wool fabrics.
Hand-tailored in every essential detail; Buy
one for next winter ard save from SIS to
SIS. Made to sell for $40 to $65.W. All
sales final.
Friday only $2275.-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Moire Silk Bags, S3.9S

Regularly $500 and $3.50. Also q
few satin striped. All silk lined,
with best quality silk. Envelope
and engraved frames with braided
handle and panier handle style:
In black and navy. All tho wanted
shapes.
Friday snly, $s.ss.-Nai. Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
TAKEN IN THEATER CRASH.

NEW YORK. March 16.-Joseph
Gayrica. steel contractor. and James
H Findlay, city steel inspector of
construction work on the American
Theater in Brooklyn, which collapsed
last November, resulting in seven
deaths, were arrested on charges of
manslaughter today. They were held
in $4,000 bail each for hearing Sat-
urday.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
|: 100 Wonderful Friday Bargains
Tweed Suits, $16.75

Box or straghtline models, also one
button Tuxedo or notched collar styles.
Narrow belts of self materials. Skirts full.
gathered back, patch and inserted pockets,
deep hens. In rookie, tan, orchid, blue
and the Tweed mixtures. Sizes IA, 10, IL
and 20 for misses and 36 to "a Tor women.
Friday only $1e.75-Third Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Petticoats. S2.98
Corsets, $l.0O

And Corset Waists. for
slender and average figures,
OF coutil and novelty fabrics,
: ,lastic. top or low bust corsets:
waists with and without
shoulder straps. Friday, S1.O0.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
81 Aprons, 79c

Slfp-over,s OF linene and
crash, in. colors, with white
orrandy trimmings; all sizes.
Friday. 50cs-Basement.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Women's $1.25 Hose, 89c Pair

Women's $1.25 Hose, 89c Pair
Silk Mercerized English Ribbed Sports Hose
in brown, tan and black. Two-toned effects.
Also thread silk hose, scanned back, i'll black.
white. brown tan, gray, beige, nude. Regular
and extra sizes. All perfect.
Friday only. $50 pair.-Mein Floor ------
Chldren's Socks, z Pairs, 3Oc
50 dozen OF Imported Half Socks, in white
with attractive fancy tops. Sizes to eH.
Also Children's Ribbed Long Hose. in white
and black Medium weight. Sizes 5 to 9Ia.
Friday only Q pairs for soc.-Main Floor or-
Chldren's Socks, 45c Pair
Regularly Soc aud SOC. Including English
Ribbed }4-ength Sports Roll-top Hose. Plain
colors and popular two toned mixtures Self
color and fancy tops. Imported and American
cotton and Isle and .mercerized socks, Il and
u length in plain colors. All-over stripes and
fancy tops. All the smart wanted colors. For
Oqys 2yis.a ana aay s4is 4ss p:irx.n zes = Floor
SITS & $2.95 Silk Hose, $2.45 Pair
Women's. Full-fashioned Thread Silk Hose,
silk embroidered clocks and the popular Paris
open-work clocks. In black, white and tan.
Ali first quality. All sizes.
Friday Only s2.4s pair.-Main Floor.-
Women's Union Suits, 55c
Regularly 75cs and sSc. Made by Marshall
Field & Co.; noted for the perfect fit, quality
and workmanship. Low neck sleeveless tai
lored band and bodice style with tape strap.
closed suits wide leg shell finish, and envelope
chemse. In white and pink. Regular and
Friday only. 55c.-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Straw Webbing, $l.4s Yd.

Regularly $1.ss. 1s inches wide.
Straw cloth in all the new wanted
Easter shades. including black.
brown. navy, sand. purple. peri
Wrinkle, jade. etc.
Friday only, $l.4s y.rd.-seoond Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Ribbons-Friday Specials

Tateta Ribbons. with fancy satin stripes 6h inches
wide. All wanted shades for chldrens hair ribbons
Friday only, $50 yard.
Satin Ribbons. fancy stripes, paids brocades checks
dresden, light and dark grounds 5h inches WIDE For
ehildrens hair ribbons. etc. Friday only, $50 yard
oolored Cire Ribbons for millinery 5h inches wide.
All the wanted spring shades Friday only, eso yard.
Palais Royal-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
SOC Bag Frames, 29c

Sew-on style; fancy metal
frame with jewel knobs; chain
handle to match.
Friday only, 2sc.-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Suits, $8.75

Tomorrow
See these women's
All-wool Serge and
Velour Dresses =
straight line-with
bead and silk em-
broidery trimmings.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Coats, $S.75

Tomorrow
ST. 40 Hous S e
Dresses of pretty
percales, with white
,organdy or plque
collar, sashes and
pockets.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
81 Silk Hose, 49c

Women's Silk and Fiber Hose,
scanned back. In black, white and
brown. Slight irregulars, but hard to
find. Full-fashiened Silk Hose, in
black, white and gray.
Friday only. 4so.-Main Floor.
Evening star., 1922-03-16
Dresses, S5.95

> - T6morY0tU
Including Boysh-
form and Natures
Rival. Also Ban
deaux. Sizes 81 to-
81 in the lots. -. =. .
Bargain Basement.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-08-24
MAY Have Sunday Train

The 0. S. l.. Ry. Co., is consider
ing proposal whereby Emmett will
have a train to Nampa on Sundays,
and passengers will be able to con-
meet with the main line on Sunday
as well as week days This will mean
that tht Saturday train to the Lakes
will return Sunday instead of Monday
and there will be no down train on
Mondays.
Fruit ard other produce and freight
could be shipped every day of the
week instead of having to lay over
until Monday, which would be espe-
cially beneficial at this time of the
year. Such a change would also en-
able the train crews to spend Sunday
with their families at he lotwer end of
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-08-24
TALES OF TOWN
OH, TO BE UNDERSTOOD!

| | wear my new straw hat
| fitting at an angle.
Conventional blue my socks;
Noiseless, my tie;
But my notable new straw hat
Tits at rackish angle.
oh, the quiet smiles of my friends
Who think Pve entered second child
hood!
Oh, the sneers of passing strangers
Alas, the bland invitations
OF people who think Pm sucker!
And yet, by all the crowned gods,
Can ! stop to explain
To every dense person on the densely
peopled streets
That I've just had haircut,
And that my hat was bought when my
hair was long,
And that the darned thing will blow
off
Unless
cock it towards the wind.
Askew, aslant. at an angle?
We wish to retract our kicks
against the cold last winter.
4 q q
What's become of the girl whom we
criticised for wearing rats in her
hair2
A Boise preacher advises his flock:
Keep your nickels and dimes-Saint /
Peter isn't running movie"
q q Z
Henry Ford was recently pinched |
for fast driving. Wonder what make
of car he was driving that way.
4 q &
No use in startin' now to worry
bout next winters coal bill, cause
chances are there won't be any coall
q 4 q
They held a Democratic rally in
the other day That, we
say, can De listed as among the un-
lnsal news events.
z e q
If the Democrats adopted the Ten
Commandments as a platform in the
coming election, we wonder what the ;
Republican majority would be?