The Washington herald., 1922-08-27

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almost as good. Somebody in the
waiting gang said. good work Pat
One Of those In left field now and
then would help some" That after
noon the box score showed Pat put
one In left for homer that was
enough to win the game. Let us
have more golf players on the team
at once, Mr.. Grifith. And that's
that.
What this town needs IL ress
rooms for men," according to John
H. Fox in an exclusive interview for
The Spotlight why the rest rooms
for the ladies exclusively? see
men staggering out of the stores
loaded to the eyebrows with stuff
the Missus has just bought. The
Missus Is navigating by herself or
possibly leading a wobbIing silken
haired chow on ribbon. have
seen poor overworked chauffeurs
staggering to the cars they have to
drive all day long from a cushioned
seat with loads that remind me of
the days in France. II Is a shame
the way some of the men are treated
and the way the well-pressed
clothes are all mussed up. Some
thing ought to be done about 1t for
the situation 10 getting desperate"
The long dark road to the Iert
from the junction of Massachusetts,
and Wisconsin avenues is getting
big play again from the auto lovers.
Since The Stroller took a look a.,
the place about a month ago there
was lull In the proceedings, but
1 went out there last night to look
things over and found all the
favorite hooks occupied. The
mounted boys would do well to
patrol that street now and then
instead of hiding behind trees try
ing to catch speeders along Con-
necticut avenue.
Wonder what the law has to say
about the 'hoodlum" boys alons
about in the morning. Sew
eral members of the sunrise Club
enjoyed a show when a huckster
rode along calling watermelons and
sweet corn about I o'clock. One
irate lady stuck her head out of a
window and threatened to call the
police. The way to hx that lady
Is to get policeman or Join the
Sunrise Club and then the hucksters
Will not mean anything in your
life.
Rufus 9. Lusk. the busy house
seller. tells me that the market Is
on the boom. The attempt to boost
rents in apartments has helped some
l guess. DO you know" said
Lusk, that at one time II was not
a crime to steal fixtures and plumb
Ing out OF house. There was no
law to cover 1t and builders had
TO stand big losses. The judges said
thief was not breaking into a
mouse that was open. and that you
could not steal real estate. There
had to be a law passed by Con-
gress to cover the point, and now
the loss has dropped. There wa,
time when the judges did not even
convict for trespassing. for they
held you could not trespass in an
open house. But them days are
gone forever"
"Auste" Noack. golf ball sales-
man extraordinary. has taken unto
himself a wife and bought a house
away out miles and miles from the
nearest golf course. That's reform
ing 'em.
The State Of New Jersey is going
to soothe the insane wards Of the
state with music. The kind we hear
IN the next apartment Is surely
sending us to the place on the hill
There are neighbors who a.
Georgia" from D. m. on with,
out letting up. across the areawav
that-expect to read Of a murder
any day now.
Thus We drove. Ullman whacked
to the ditch and Stewart drove into
the rough and across the ditch. n
swung to the left and a bit Of a
slice dropped my ball on the green
thirty rect from the cup on a Is3
yard hole. The rest was sad ex-
cept that ] played a down-hill lie
slowly to the lip of the Gun and
then sunk her for a par three. AT
the eighteenth Ullman hit a tire.
and bounded into ditch. Stewart
put, his in the rough and I pulled
well up the hill but in the rough
mashie shot put me Just over the
hill. In the meantime Ullman had
taken fve and was not vet up the
Incline. I proposed sending across
the street to Glen Echo for a sec
tton of the shoot-the-chutes to roll
the ball up the hill but. my advice
was not taken kindly. well as II
was weant. Ullman got up the hiIl
on seven and Stewart drove into
the rough over the hill. Here
SNOWFALL, the "lemon-pie cad
die" lost track of the ball. UII-
man picked up. but Stewart kent
bravely on. But such language I
never heard. and I have heard some
language In my time. I have heard
city editors waiting the reporter to
call In on an important story. /
have heard composing room fore
men at l a. m. waiting for the
front page banner lines have en-
gagged In domino combat with such
stars as Pike Johnson and Junior
Owens, but up to that moment I
hadn't heard nuthin'. Ullman had
as much at stake as Stewart, for
could the hole be halved we were
all even again. Finally drove,
and could Sarazen have been there,
She floated over the last hill.
sliced bit to the right. as slices
will. That's got it. that's got it,"
my caddie whispered in my ear.
Stewart put down another ball in
a favorite position-he knows them
all in that rough-and drove to
the green. When we walked the
hill we found both of us on. but I
away. I must sink to win, and
those terrible greens to shoot over.