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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

According to a report in the Bristol
Herald, our cocky little neighbor in the
hills, President Peet of the Farm Bur
eau association must be on to Bristol ,
curves. In speaking OF the big Farm
Bureau picnic at the Bartlett farm,
the Herald quotes Mr. Peet as follows:
"The President in dismissing the gath
cring closed by telling the gathering
that Bristol was noted for doing things
that other towns would not think Of
doing"
A very notorious town
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01
HARDING NO USuRPER

President Harding holds to his prom
i,e of steering clear of usurpqtiou Of
-. .,o,..r,,,,o,- cu;.. ,, .or.,,., ui,,
','' 7'' - '''''0'.'' .''. 49, |
the custom Oh MS ai~''i-ul'I''H pre-
decc--or in the presidential seat His
no.,tion and action in the two great
...:,... ,,,.. ..,.-, l;...,-,.;,u ,.,. .o,,,,
'''' '''.'' "
Try JuStihe' the confidence mat the
people Of the country rapo,cd in him
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

The Brattleboro Reiormer is in
formed that the Collector OF Internal
Revenue of Lower California announces
that there is enough wine in that
state to give every man, woman and
child in the United States one drink
That's all right, but California is
too far off Let's hear some figures on
Vermont.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

People must not mislay the fact that
there is primary election September
p What with fairs and worries over
a fuel shortage one is so apt to forget
you know.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01
State OF Vermont,
Addison County. S..
SHERIFF'S SALE.

BY virtue Of an execution in my
hands and to me directed | have
levied upon one Climax Blower as the
property of Clark Winch. said levy
being made in Middlebury in the
County of Addison aforesaid and I'M
less said execution is previously paid
and satisfied together with the legal
IcoSts thereon l will sell SAID Climax
blower to the highest bidder for cash
in the highway in front of the resid-
ence of Theo. Landon house on Case
street so called in said town of Middle
bury at 10 o'clock in the forenoon on
September 9TH, 1922, proceeds of said
sale to be applied first in payment OF
the legal expenses thereof, secondly in
satisfaction of said execution, balance
ii any, to be paid over to the said
debtor Clark Winch.
Dated at Middlebury in the County
of Addison on this 10Th day of August,
1929.
N. ]. SANFORD,
3-t2 Deputy Sheriff
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

Cut a cord of wood-two if your
arms hold out
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

When making hash of cannedcorned
beef, chop a little piece of fat salt pork
with it, You will find it a great i'm
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-09-01

COMMISSIONER ).
William + Clement, Administrator.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
MISS RANKIN IN BEREA

Berea is honored by the presence
Of Miss jeanette Rankin. the frs:
woman to be elected to the United
States Congress.
Miss Rankin's address in College
Chapel, Wednesday afternoon and
evening we're unusually interesting to
both men and women. She spoke
mainly upon the importance Of the
minimum wage bill now before the
Kentucky Senate, and incidentally
pointed out some Of the constructive
programs which the women voters
are working for. She urged the Col
lege women to make preparation for
holding places in the Legislature.
She said that future sessions Of our
Legislative bodies would be so well
represented by women that they
would look like co-educational schools.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
LADIES' AID SOCIETY

The Ladies' Aid Of the Christian
Church met Tuesday at the residence
Of Mrs Book, High street. Many
of the ladies were present and de-
lightful and profitable meeting was
held. Dainty refreshments were
served by the hostess, consisting Of
wonderful black cake, white cake and
egg custard, after which we were
dismissed with each one expressing
a desire, that for reasons plainly to
be seen and tasted, we might meet
often with Mrs. Book of High street.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
WEST END AND VICINITY

Justice Jackson left Sunday for
Winding Gulf, W. Va, where he has
accepted a position as timekeeper.
Word has been received that there
is no hope for the recovery of Mrs.
Mamie johnson, who went to Chic
ago last week
Cecil Jackson and Owen Buckley
were in Barbourville Saturday at
tending a ball game.
Mrs. d. w. jackson, who has been
i'll so long, is able to be out again.
Mrs. James Barnett visited her
brother, Greene Parsons, at Bobtown,
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Griffin from
Brush Creek visited her aunt, Mrs.
Menifee, the first of the week.
Messrs. Winkler, Coffey and Par
rot were in Wilde last week on BUSH
ness.
Misses Ora Lee Conelison and Ef-
fie Humphrey spent Sunday with the
Misses Mcdaniel.
Mrs. Gilbert Terrill, from Paint
Lick, was in town to be with her
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
GLADES NEWS

Joe Johnson, Of Georgetown, was
here from Saturday till Tuesday with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. b. s. John.
son.
B. s. Terrill was in Richmond
Tuesday as a witness in circuit court
Miss Addie Henry, from Paint
Lick, was here Sunday and Monday
the guest of Misses Lilly and Eliza.
beth Elkin.
Miss Susie Wilmot returned home
Sunday at Crab Orchard, having
spent the week-en with Mr.. and Mrs
John johnson.
Do not overlook the preaching
service next Sunday at the church
The church officers are requested to
be on hand for an officers meeting.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Elkin, Of
Maybe, were here Sunday, the guests
Of Mrs. G. C. Botkin.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
CHRISTIAN CHURCH


Bible School topic: elisha and
the Shunammite Woman. Golden text;
"Verily, verify / say unto you, the
hour cometh, and now is, when the
dead shall hear the voice Of the Son
of God; and they that hear shall live.
John 5:25.
Hospitality Has It's Reward
If you are not enrolled now, come
on. We have plenty room for you
and welcome abundance.
Report last Lords Day: Attend
ance, 100; offering, s5.43.
Bible School, $3.50 a. m. On time,
every time.
HOO a. m, morning worship.
Communion.
Every member urged to be pres
ent.
11:30 a. m, sermon by r. Boyd
Baker. You are cordially invited to
worship with us.
&C. f. Society meets 6:15 p. m.
Topic, Better Purpose" Leader,
Rosa Lee Scale and Alta Gaines.
Conseci alton meeting.
tbs, evening message by r. Boyd
Baker.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening,
7:15. Come.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
Cakes and Bread

You want TO be sure when making
Cakes, Bread, Rolls-in fact, all pas
try. IL is better TO be safe than to
be sorry. The secret is in the best
flour. Do not try some that is just
as good. Say it-Lexington Maid
Flour.
1t will cost you less because IL
takes less ingredients. In next or
der include sack, SIPS.
Our Extracts are strictly high.
grade and comply with all Pure
Food Laws. The price is reasonable
Is cents per bottle. A trial and you
will be pleased. Flavors-Lemon,
Vanilla, Orange, Pure Banana, Pine
apple, Imitation.
just received shipment of Queens.
ware = Teas and Saucers, Plates,
s1.50 set 6; $l.25 set 6. Three very
desirable sizes Of Bowls-30c, 4Oc,
Soc. A Large Meat Platter-50c
each.
Come 10 The Economy
We thank you for your patronage.
r. r. HARRIS
We Want Your Good Butter. We
Pay Cash for Eggs.
Phone $50 Chestnut Street
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
INCOME TAX MAN COMING

A Deputy Collector from the Office
Of the Collector Of Internal Revenue,
Robert H. Lucas, will be in Berea,
KY, on February 18th, 1922, for the
purpose of assisting taxpayers in
preparing their returns.
Take your income tax troubles to
him, he will be glad to help you.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

Miss Leila J. Harris spent Monday
with relatives in Richmond.
Mr.. and Mrs. Richard venable
spent Sunday in Lowell visiting Mrs.
venable's parents.
Robert Dunn. Of Richmond, spent
two days in Berea on business the
first Of the week.
Joe Gilbert, of Boone street, Is in
Richmond serving on the jury this
week.
Mrs. Jennie B.. Fish, Miss Mary
White, and Mr.. and Mrs. Earle @.
Walker have gone to Cincinnati to
attend the millinery openings. Mr..
and Mrs. Walker went on to Cleve-
land Tuesday morning from Cincin-
natl, and Miss White, who has been
associated with Mrs. J. B. Fish in
the millinery store, will spend few
weeks in Cincinnati, where she will
work in the pattern department of
one of the leading wholesale houses.
Mrs. Cunningham, the wife of the
Baptist pastor, and baby, Betty, are
very i'll with pneumonia at their
home in the parsonage. Their many
friends are concerned about their
recovery.
J. W. Stephens, of Chestnut street,
is in Richmond serving on the jury
this week.
Rev. and Mrs. Baker have moved
into the Christian Church parsonage
Monday. We are glad to welcome
these neighbors to Berea.
Hiram McCreary has been very Ill
with rheumatism but Is getting bet
ter at present.
Miss Rosa Kenney and family,
Miss Sandlin, Of Danville, spent the
weekend with Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Gilbert.
Miss Addie Henry, Of Paint Lick.
spent the latter part Of last week
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. La.
Rue Elkin.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mullins expect
to leave Thursday for Florida, where
they will stay for a few weeks.
Mrs. Sallie Bogie, who is not very
well at present, is visiting Doctor
and Mrs. B. F. Robinson at the Rob.
inson Hospital.
DR.. Scott T. Mcclure is i'll this
week at his home on Chestnut street
Professor Burroughs and his mother
have moved into the upper fiat Of the
new College apartment house on
Jackson street. The lower fiat is
now occupied by Mr.. and Mrs. Elem
ing Griffith, and the middle fat by
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Montgomery.
j. M. Kinnard has put up a new
garage on his property on West
Chestnut street.
Strachan Brothers are putting up
grist mill in connection with their
"HoltSdit fOuSt vi SntSluuI sLTetI-
1t will be operated under the name
of the Strachan Milling Co.
Miss Katie Miller, of this place,
is visiting relatives at Preachersville,
in Lincoln county.
Veda Ritter, who underwent an
operation at the Robinson Hospital
few weeks past, was brought to
his home on Adams street, Monday.
DR.. R. f. Bartlett and wife were
in Louisville a few days last week
attending the Health Conference and
visiting their son, f. H. Bartlett, who
has charge of Landsdown Poultry
Plant at Glenview, owned by Lieut.
Governor Ballard. They report a
pleasant trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. p. Roberts left
this morning for a visit with friends
in Oak Park and Wheaton, Ill.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

All persons having claims against
the estate Of the late Carlos E. Moore
are hereby notified to have same
verified and presented to the under.
signed on or before March 1. 1922,
or they will be debsrred. Those
owing the estate must settle at once
Mrs. China Moore, Adm'x
Paint Lick, Ky.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

sister, Mrs. James G. Chasteen, who
underwent an operation Monday at
the Robinson Hospital.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Woods, Of Dali
las, Texas, are moving to Cincinnati.
Mrs. Woods has been visiting her
mother, Mrs. s. +. WEIGH.
Mrs. John vanWinkle visited Mrs.
Jas. Wagers, Sunday.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
UNION CHURCH

Sunday morning service in the
Parish House. Preaching by Rev.
C. Rexford Raymond. Prayer meet
ing this week will be led by DR.. W.
G., Best. Cordial invitation is given
to all services of the church.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
Local Page
News Of Bsrea and Vicinity,
Gathered from q Variety
Of Sources.

Hon. o. p. Jackson, of Richmond,
was in Berea last Saturday practic.
ing in police court.
II. J. Highland has opened an auto
paint shop near the postofiice, where
he invites the public to call and in
vestigate his prices and workman
ship.
County Agent Bob Spence and
Mrs. Spence are i'll with la grippe
at their home on Jackson street.
Mr.. Spence is improving.
Miss Mary p. Kidd Of the county
visited her grandmother, Mrs. Emma
Anderson, last week.
The children of Mr.. and Mrs. Os-
car Hayes are grieved very much
over the death of their big Scotch
terrier dog as result of being
struck by an auto. Children, you
have our sympathy.
Mrs. J. f. Moore visited with her
niece at Lexington from. Friday till
Sunday. Mr.. Moore motored over
Sunday evening for her return.
Professor Dizney writes from
Evarts, KY, that new officers of the
law have gotten the rummies on the
run in that county.
Mrs. Benton Fielder is enjoying a
visit from her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
Geo. w. Parker, Of Washington, d.
c.
Mrs. Lizzie Hart, who has been
confined to her bed for the past
week, is improving rapidly.
Mrs. George B. Campbell, Of
Short Street, left Monday noon to
make an extended visit at the home
of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
S. Webb, at Wildwood, New Jersey.
Mrs. Brock, of Jackson street, as
sisted Mrs. L. v. Dodge entertain
the teachers Of her children in the
Graded School. Mrs. Witt, Mrs,
Tate, and Mrs. Strunk were guests.
They all report a grand time, and
one of the teachers was a pupil of
Mrs. Dodge when she was in the
second grade.
Scott johnson, an ex-soldier, of
Jackson county, has moved into the
Coyle property on Adams street and
is attending school in Berea as a
student of Federal Board in Berea
College.
Mrs. Pleasant Pauley, of Scaffold
Cane, was visiting friends on Adams
street the first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Edison, of Rich
mond, were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs Tom Powell, Of Adams street,
Sunday.
Mrs. Tom Coyle, of Rockford, was
social caller on Adams street the
last of last week
Mrs. Henry Combs and little
daughter, Ruth, were visiting Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas Powell and other
friends on Adams street, Sunday.
Mrs. G. C. Stocker and Miss Car
roleen Smith, of Richmond, spent
Saturday in Berea with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas M. Powell
were in Richmond visiting Mrs.
Powell's sister, Mrs. ]. L. Jones,
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. A. Cosby were in
Winchester the last of last week,
where they attended the burial Of
William Kindred of that place.
Mrs. Lou. Hanson, who is suffer.
ing from stroke of paralysis, has
been moved from her home on Jack
son street to the home of her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Sallie Wyatt, where she
cen have the tender care of her
daughter and Julia Hanson, her
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
FOR SALE

Very desirable building lot on good
concrete walk. Water line and cleo
trio lights. A bargain. Price, $500.
See X. X. Harris, The Economy
Store.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

FOR RENT-Three rooms, suitable
for light housekeeping. Good, com
Portable, well-lighted rooms. Call on
or address Mrs. Mary White, Walnut
Meadow, near College Barn.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

viii sell OF trals pure.brod barred
Plymouth Rock Coekerels for others
of same breed Of different strain,
Call E. w. Lockin, r. r. No. 2, Box
Ia, Berea, Ky.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
FOR RENT

Some nicely furnished rooms; also
some unfurnished rooms. For par
ticulars call on Mrs. Laura Jones,
Berea, Ky.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
THE MT. JACKSON sANITARIUM
COMPANY

has made a substantial reduction in
rates, effective January l-22. Make
reservations now. West Washington
street cars stop at the door. Phone
Belmont 1879, Indianapolis, Indiana.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

FOR SALE-My house and furni-
ture at sacrifice. All new. A. l.,
Howard, Prospect street.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09

FRESH JERSEY-RED COW FOR
SALE-(Might Rent Herr. Sound.
gentle, easy mixer, plenty Of rich
milk. James Watt Raine, Berea
College.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
sso!9;SSoo;,M.o,CORNS

and CALLOUSES Quickly, Safely, in
a new and better way. CO-N0-MO
is a neat, UNIQUE device. The last
word Of science. No knife. Anti
septic, Drugless.
Try this hygienic and SAFE WAY
Order it today-NOW! You viii
never want to be without it. GUAR
ANTEED: Money refunded II not
satisfied. Price SOC. Mail orders
promptly filled.
C0-N0-M0 MFG. CO., Laboratory
Sales Dept, 204 Continental Trust
Bldg, Washington, DC.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
FOR SALE

Fifteen White Leghorns, SIS Five
White Wyandotte Cockerels. Mrs.
X. f. Bartlett.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
Classified Advertisements

Hammond Typewriter for sale,
cheap. Howard Hudson.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
BAPTIST SUNDAY-SCHOOL
Sunday. February 5, 1922

Enrolled 400
Present 405
q On time $40
Bibles 2s2
Givers 342
Studied lesson 292
Attended preaching 300
Offering $3.50
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
Do You Know

That the leather business h one
that NO ONE can learn In Q
week. month or yearf Ny
knowledge Of leather and its
benefits Is the result Of more
than TWENTY YEARS Of setu-
al experience. This 10 one rea-
son l an in position to give the
public the best material and
workmanship In Shoe and Har'
ness Work. QUICK SERVICE
and SATISFACTION.
Try THOMA
Short Street Bsrss. Ky
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1922-02-09
| Want to Do Your
Shoe Repairing
Phone 80

want an opportunity 70 con-
vince you that I CAN SAVE
YOU MONEY and give ysur
feet comfort And ! want -
further convince yos that eur
work and material II Of the vsry
best, coupled with quick service.
at prices no higher than yss
pay for inferior work and poor
service All work guaranteed
See THOMA
Short Street Bsrsa. ".
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
READ THESE ADS
VIYANTED: A man to open
" oysters on bicycle.

w
WANTED: A lady's second-ha
wrist watch that will fit a 375-
pound man. One without chimes
. preferred.
WANTED: Man to act as subway
guard. Must have had four
years experience at college foot
ball and be able to speak unin-
telligibly to anyone. Shorthand
not required.
WANTED: Expert checker play.
er for barber shop. Must know
&; how to shave. but needn't be an
g., expert. Expected to play a good
game with boss barber In spare
hours.
WANTED: Somebody to invent a
use for worn-out automobile
tires and mangled inner. tubes.
\ 1t Is impossible for s,ss9 1893 mo-
torists to discard a worn-out tire
without exclaiming, ITS a
g, shame I can't do something
with that" .'
WANTED: A bright young man
to>take a census Of the number
of ex-drinkers who since pro-
hibition have exclaimed at least
100000 times. Gosh. when I
think of how often I said, Pass
me by this time, bartender
WANTED: Somebody who never
Dragged about knowing Mr.. Vol
stead.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
Highbr0w
Essays
BY Joy Sutherland
UTOMoBILEs are four

A UTOMOBILES are four
"a wheeled iuxuries with
l. honk at one end and
smell at the other. They have
the peculiar habit OF chasing the
pedestrian all the way around the
block and then hitting him any.
where between the center OF
gravity and Columbus Circle so
hard that there is nothing left to
do but buy him a tombstone and
contest the will.
Automobiles are equipped with
many mysterious and tempera-
mental parts and have more all
ments than q maiden aunt. And
when one stops dead twelve miles
out you never know whether 1t
Is adenoids In the exhaust or q
short circuit on it's liver.
There are two kinds OF autos.
the self-starters and the seifstop-
pers Of which the later kind Is
lar IIe IIlOTc nuHlcIOub. "hNh
there is a girl aboard, the fivver
has an uncanny way OF always
stopping on a dark deserted road,
but miraculously enough they
usually appear to recover Of their
own accord.
The upkeep Of ono small auto
costs more than half Q dozen
marriageable daughters. a string
OF race horses, and q well-stocked
cellar, and a man who does not
have at least half million ber-
ries salted away. has no more
use for a six cylinder car than q
stuck pig for business educa-
tion.
But on the balmy spring night
when you are swinging around
the winding. moonlit roads with
the young sweet thing nesting
close to your side. her shell pink
ear so close. the silvery, catchy
tone in her voice-"Oh, Henry!
Please hold the steering wheel
with BOTH hands!''
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
BY Nat N. DOrfman.
CHAPTER z.

CHAPTER z.
IVY HILE Europe was tolerat.
W. ing the League Of Nations
w At Geneva. a Swiss cheese
town, the thirteen colonies In
America were coming along in
great shape for England. No mat.
ter how much money the British
Crown lost on the English Derby.
Americs could always be de-
pended upon to come across-the
ocean to fight for her.
King George number three, how
ever. Just couldn't beat the races,
even though he got first-hand in
formation from the sporting guys
who pick the winners wrong a
year In advance; 80 he imposed
tax after tax on the American
people to make good his losses.
=. Then something unexpected hap
pened In Boston. Things SO sell
Som Unexpectedly happen in Bos-
ton. unless they're in the realm
Of pa5ama parties, that the whole
nation riveted its eyes upon 1t.
A high tax was placed on tea.
and In order to show England
their displeasure a party Of Colo
nists in the garb of Indians, threw
the contents Of a large steamer
filled with tea overheard in Bos.
ton Harbor.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
RADIO RAGTIME
Buy Concrete Center.
Hey. Ashes. how be you?

Buy Concrete Center.
Hey. Ashes. how be you?
Never worse.
That's good. Here's a few zip
pers. Start your brain up. Here
goes:
"What CONNECTIONS were carried
into the ark?
Preserved pairs"
Fine. Never thought you'd get
It. Try this:
"Why are deaf persons like
Dutch cheeses?"
you can't make 'em here"
zowie, you sure grabbed that.
How about this:
"what's the softest street in
New York;"
Ha, ha! That's easy.
Well. what's the softest street
In New York. then?
~"why. Featherbed Lane, in the
Bronx"
zowie. thought I had you
stuck that time. You're too
amart. kid: too smart.
You mean you're Just dull, Gin.
ders.,
Well. maybe so, maybe so.
Olive oil.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
TRY AND GET IT

A NYTHING but sweet moth
~ ings from q letter OF rec
4 u ommendation.
Any modest declarations out Of
the new novelist.
Any help from the old rewrite
man turned author.
Tho old girl to admit that you
were once the candy. kid.
A Christmas bonus from the
Scotch boss.
A baby carriage that doesn't
squeak.
Underwear that doesn't shrink.
A hat that the missus IL pa.
fectly satisfied with.
A crack At the hip pocket Of
the guy next to you at the foot
ball game.
A record Of the latest hit"
A room and bath for less than
seven bucks.
A thrill at q rummage siie.
A thirsty Canadian. -
A dollar for SO cents.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04

Professor (after a very bad reel.
tation)-Class Is dismissed: don't
Zap your ears when you 60 out.
--washington and Lee Mink.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
CRACKLINGS

Bathing suits are not worn in
poolrooms.
You do~not get a ringside seat
at the jewelers..
Many are called, but only one
gets up to rake in the chips.
Some detectives couldn't catch
a train.
A rollin-pinf gathers no moss
when used on q bald-headed hus.
band.
There are few plates Of chicken
soup that can trace their ances.
try back to a chicken coop.
You don't keep safety pins in
the safe.
= Some Consressmen are windy
enough to bloW out an electric
light
Tipping q waiter requires more
than . crowbar.
There should be q law against
taxicab chauffeurs driving their
meters 20 recilessly.
Humorists should 80 Informed
that married life IL not q fit sub.
ject for jokes.
Radio Is yodeling with cleo.
G1city. '
There are few popular songs
about dear old mother-in.law.
Prohibition Ia not q drink--it's 8
the cause Of drink.
When women put on long 6kirts
instead Of short ones they are
short-changing the men.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
FInlines of
History

Written 20 q Congressman can
read and understand after trans
luton from the Chinese of Hotoe
Hce Ysus.
The Washington times., 1922-12-04
Flapper Fairy Tales.

Ludwig-Let's 20 to some hotel
and get a good dinner.
Georgette-Oh. darling. you
know I don't like to mix with
those society folks. Wen 90
home and get some food from
the pantry and I'll cook a COED
meal for you. 81.