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The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
James, Are You slippina7

She-James, dear; can you see the
noon?
He-Yes, dear!
She-Oh, james! Then you don't
love me any more!
He-Don't you know that love u
blind?
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
or THE Jop

willis-How is the efficiency expert
coming on at your Office?
GilIis-Fine. He was such sue
cess for the boss that we employees
hired him for week.
"Did he make goOd?''
"Did he? He showed us new way
to beat the time clock, taught us a
lot of brand-new excuses for being late
and how to hook the boss cigars with
out being cnught."-Life.
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
The New York Idea,

Departing Passenger-This is heck
of service.
Conductor What's the matterl
Couldn't you get a seat?
D. P.-Sure, I got seat. But my
wife had to stand up all the way.
Did Then.
Barlow Is very selfish. I've never
known him to show an attachment
for anyone but himself In his life."
81 have"
"Wben?"
When he was serving his term as
sheriff"
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
Couldn't Understand 1t.

Doctor-rm sorry to say that your
husband has pleurisy in its worst
form.
Mrs. Newrich--I can't understand
chat. We are certainly rich enough
TO afford the best there is.
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
MseIIelbIs Qualities.

do you believe that spirits come
back to this enrth?"
II don't see why they should do so"
replied Senator Sorghum. "They don't
need money and they haven't any
votes"
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
RepstitIve.

Pinker-I think that Reginald Is a
four-flusher.
Tunn-well, know that he's a sec
ond-story man.
"You don't say sol"
"Yes; he has never told an original
one."
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
That Settles u,

"I have bad rsws for you. Clar-
ence."
''5or'
"Yes. I visited fortune teller's
this afternoon. and she told me that l
am going to marry handsome man."
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
Miaht Be- Intersstsa.

MY brother" said the pious per-
son. do you ever turn your thoughts
to the River Jordan?'
"No, I DON'T" said the brisk promot.
er. HAS II any power possibilitiesr
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
Che 10.

"How do you and your wife get
along so nicely. Joe?"
II always let her think she is hav-
ing her own way"
"But how do you manage to delude
herr"
81 don't"
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11
Not So Awful.

First Actress-W ouldn't II be awful
II the earth stopped revolving and
threw us into space?
Second Actress-T wouldn't care II
It threw us into newspaper spacA
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11

So MEMS CORDUROY PANTS-Light and dark
cOlors with plain and cuff bottoms cC 0E
Snle price. pair 0ZsJO
The Denver Jewish news., 1922-10-11

HERE'S The STORY OF I MS 81
Every Manufacturer prepared largest hlsts
every section country. & came
ueup delayed shipments. As cancee
New office Informed Of condition nme<
SPOT CASH to the Cotton SIN Mills Of No jersey
Shoe Factories Clothing
markets. jobbery eagerly ms off
disc deprecntng value daily and drd ready II
and sIashed priccs numerically 10 urn sfocf. int
THUS WE ARE In A POSITION 10 OFFER D
MERCHANDISE AT LESS THAN REGH LAR HANqN
large nd contains mere hsndfu ~
fa to ful advart
BE HERE WHEN THE DOORS OPEN ToM0RROjX
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1922-05-04

Rhode Island Red eggs for sale w.
B Hawkins. feb23tf
A Remington typewriter for sale,
very reasonable. Call for Mr.. Carr at
International Hotel
Hair dressing, manicuring, chi
ropody, face and scalp massage. First
residence west of the international
hotel. Mrs. Baumgartner. ap27my18c
FOR SALE-White Pekin duck eggs
for Matching, 81 90 per setting; Bronze
turkey eggs for Matching, $3.50 per
setting. Phone 150W, Mrs. A. e. Aid
ridge, Northside. apr13tf
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1922-05-04

For Sale-Six room, modern house,
close in. Oscar G. Bangs. tic
Lime and sulphur spray, either dry
or liquid, at Simonds' Drug Store.
Irving Kranz and wife, of the Cope
land district, were in town several
days the past week, on a shopping trip.
Tanlac is the peoples medicine and
the people themselves have made it
what il is. C. D. Simonds. adv
]. nj. Billings, one of the successful
farmers of the Copeland district, was
was in town Monday looking after
business matters.
Amazon Sunday with matinee-"The
City of Silent Men," Thomas Meighan's
greatest role since "The Miracle
Man"
Reserved seat tickets for the grade
school cantata to be given at the ANA
zon theatre next Tuesday night are
now on sale at Hawks Drug store
Dodge car for sale; 1917 model, run
IL 900 miles New top and six good
tires. Three oversize for rear. Is
in good shape. See owner, Ever
Northug, City. may11-2tc
Mrs. Caroline w. Flood, county SUI
perintendent of schools, left Satur-
day for Boise to attend a meeting of
the county superintendent of the
state, the meeting having been called
by the state superintendent, Miss
Ethel Redfield
Bound for up the river"-for a
crime he did not commit! while mask
detectives looked him over" for
future reference, and when the iron
gates changed shut, that is only the
beginning of Thomas Meighan's "City
of Silent Men," at the Amazon Sun
day.
According to word received here this
week, Ed Martin has purchased the
interests of his partner, Mr.. Grant
in a grocery store at Standpoint and
will continue the business as sole
owner. Mr.. Martin is a former resi-
dent of Boomers Ferry and a brother
of Tom Martin.
The members of the Entire Nous
club were entertained by Mrs. c. w.
King Tuesday evening at the home of
Mrs. Byron N. Hawks. The prize for
the high score at the auction bridge
games was won by Miss Harriet Raw
son. A delicious lunch was served
after the games. The club will be en-
tertained next Wednesday evening by
Mrs. T. S. Kerr.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1922-05-04

Spraying material of all kinds for
fruit trees at Simonds' Drug Store.
For Sale-Pure blood White Wyan-
dotte Matching eggs; $3.50 for setting
of Is. d. t. Deselm. mar30tf
A chance to improve your flock of
White Leghorns. Prem Moore stated
that in all his experience he never
handled better cock than the one
that heads our flock. Am now book
ing orders for baby chicks, May 20
and 80 delivery; later matches can be
arranged for. S. o. Watson, Bonners
Ferry. If
Williams news., 1922-06-09

the novice has almost an equal op- portunity with the farmer of a life time.
 A census of Canadian farmers would probably show that fully one-half are not farmers sons and were not brought up to the life of the farm. Yet none would criticize Canada's farmers on the score of poor farming methods in general, the eXcellency of their crops with international honors and the universal demand for their livestock products refuting this effectuaIly. Sig nifcant is it, too, that practically all the farmers who have achieved the most signal honorS at international farming competitions have not been lifelong farmers, but city men who, taking to the land after reaching ma turity without the remotest previous knowledge of agricultural activities. have through intelligent study and close application of the best farming methods surpassed the efforts of those agriculturists who have continued do- ing things on the farm in the way their fathers used to do them.
 For further particulars, pamphlets regarding Canada. railway rates. etc, apply to W. V. Bennett. Room 4, Bee Bldg, Omaha, Neb.-Advertiseme
Williams news., 1922-06-09
AND SHE CALLED IT "TEA'
Those Fond of the Beverage Will Shudder at Thought of Awful
 Australian Decoction

Lord Lea of Fareham said at a New York reception:
 Let us hope that prohibition won't drive you to tea and make you such tea-slaves as the Australians are.
 'The last time I was in Australia stopped at a cabin and an old woman gave me a cup of tea as black as ink
 How long, I asked, have you had this pot of tea on the fire, ma'am?'
 How long have I had it on the fre| chuckled the old woman 'Why, bless your soul, I don't never take it off the fire. I put in a handful of tea and then, when it gets weak, I put in another handful, and when the pot gets full of leaves I take a double out for my old man to smoke' ''-Detroit Free Press
Williams news., 1922-06-09
CAN NOW WALK
 AS WELL AS EVER
Esteemed Lincoln Resident Declares TanIac Has Made Clean Sweep of Her Rheumatism and
 and Other Troubles.

fT couldn't believe all they said about Tanlac until I tried it myself, and now I never doubt what I read about it,'' said Mrs. Anna B. Crawford, 25OO N. 23rd St., Lincoln, Neb., wife of a we1l-known retired business man.
 'I got into a badly rundown condf- tfon,' she continued, "and suffered greatly from indigestion. I had head ache for days at a time, slept poorly and woke up mornings so weak and dizzy I could hardly get up. Then rheumatism set in and made walking difficult and I could scarcely use my arms for the pain
 'But Tan1ac has made clean sweep of my troubles, brought back my ap- petite and enabled me to gain much weight. It is a pleasure to make a statement in praise of this great me6f- cine''
 Tanlac is sold by all good druggists
Williams news., 1922-06-09
PREPARE TO CONTROL
 GRASSHOPPER PESTS
Tests Made to Determine Most
 Effective BaitS.
Special Agent of Bureau of Entomoi- ogy Assigned to Make lnvestiga- ton Bearing on Situation
 in Infested Regions.

Various steps are being taken in the regions heavily infested by graSShop- perS last year to prepare for their adequate control during the coming season should the same situation arise, says the United States Depart ment of Agriculture.
 At a recent conference attended by ento1nologists from Canada, as well as state and federal entomologiStS, plans were co-ordinated for conducting a series of experiments this year to de termine the most effective poisoned baits for various species of grasshop- pers which infest different regions. The work is to be done on a uniform basis, so that the results obtained may be easily compared.
 It is also planned to construct an international map, showing in large, regional way the grasshopper condi- tionS in both Canada and this country This map will be available both in making an annual record and for fu- ture reference in control work. A spe- cial agent of the bureau of entomol- ogy, with headquarters at Billings, Mont, has been assigned to make in- vestigations bearing on the grasshop- per situation this year in Wyoming, North Dakota, Minnesota and other affected areas.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
SCIENCE ON FARM
AgricuIturist of Today Must Know Business Thoroughly.
Canadian TiIIers of the Soil Have Proved That Old Days of Hap
 hazard Methods Have Gone.

Agriculture in Canada has the sta
 tus of profession which both its high
 standard of operation and the prime
 place it occupies in national life justi- fly. The days when land was casually
 filed on and farmed without any in- telligent understanding of agricultural processes are going with the dwindling availability of the land, and rapidly passing is the epoch of the destruc- tion of soil values, ard the abandon ment of farms which have been rem dered unproductive. Clearer and clear CT has become the realization that farming is a specialized profession re quiring special training, and in the place of this spoliation there is an intelligent system of crop rotation, preservation of the virtue of the land, a discovery of the nobility of the farmers calling and a determination to secure and achieve the best pos sible in everything.
 The Education of the Farmer.
 Agricultural colleges, experimental farms, government literature, railway propaganda, all in an appreciation of the national benefits which accrue, contribute to the education of the farmer who, if he starts out in igno- rance, speedily discovers the futilfty duu pTOuCloSSH0SS OI CODIlnulnS III this state. It is only of comparatively recent years that farming in Canada has become the comprehensive and ex- haustive study it is and it's tenets been so widely absorbed, and older farmers who have followed haphazard methods or systems scientifically un- sound are gradually forced from neces- sity into an intelligent study and ap- plication of their profession.
 This brings us to the city man who is anxious to leave his old life for the greater freedom of the country and take a farm for himself, and, the fore going holding good, he need not follow far behind the older farmer if he take up the study of his work seriously, bring energy and intelligence to bear upon a, following out of the systems of experienced and successful agricul- | turists, and utilize the results of the | expert investigation and research the | Dominion places at his disposal. The | whole country is working for him and |
Williams news., 1922-06-09
"a, Adult Moth; b, Larva; c, Pupa; (Ho~ard.)

of Agriculture-)
 The insects which attack the potato and the eggplant injure the tomato to less extent, and tomatoes suffer greatly from pests.
 Tomato Hornworms. The tomato hornworms are large green worms, sometimes called tomato worms or tobacco worms, as they feed about equally well on both plants. They are the larvae, or young, of large sphinx moths of two species, which are very similar in habits and distribution. These insects produce two broods, and when they begin to mature they cut all the leaves from tomato plants. Growers should be on the lookout for the first as well as the second brood. They appear at vari- ous times, according to the locality.
 ControI.-Hand picking can be practfced, but it takes an experienced eye to detect these worms when they are at rest. When feeding they are more easily seen and can be destroyed readily. A single application of lead arsenate at the usual rate will de stroy them even though crudely ap- piled. Those which eat the poison first will be found dead the following day. The remainder will be found on the second or third day.
 Tomato FruitWorm.-The tomato fruitworm is the same insect as the bol1-worm of cotton and the corn earworm and is the cause of much trouble to tomato growers, because of it's eating into the ripening fruit and destroying it's market value.
 controI-Lead arsenate, 2 pounds to 25 gallons of water, applied two or three times, will keep the insect under partial control. As long sweet corn is growing in the vicinity it attracts the worms, leaving the to- matoes less subject to attack. Hand picking is too difficult.
 Cutworms.-VariouS cutworms at tack the tomato when it is set out. In- deed, it is the favorite food plant of most forms of cutworms.
 FIea-Beetles.-The potato f1ea-beetle frequently attacks tomatoes and does considerable damage.
 ControI.-Dipping young plants in lead-arsenate solution at the rate of pound to 50 gallons of water, before set
Williams news., 1922-06-09

it, try to make the soil well drained. but retentive of moisture. Water the plants if needed. Plant the variety Bonny Best, which seems to resist bTossom-end rot. Tomatoes trained to stakes and pruned often are less at tackled.
 Wilt.-Wilt causes the plants to wilt and die suddenly. It is espe- cialIy prevalent in the South, where three different forms of wilt are found.
 Destroy diseased plants. Use new land for the next planting.
 Turnip.-Turnips are attacked by the same insects as cabbageS.
 CIubroot.-Clubroot of the turnip causes swollen. distorted roots similar
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Goino With the Crowd.

What is your personal opinion with reference to the great question we have been discussingg'
 My friend.'' replied Senator Sor- ghum, .'when I fins myself in an ire sfstible wave of sentiment I vote ac- cordingly. I once saw steer caught in cattle stampede. He might have had his own ideas about which way he ought to travel, but there wouldn't have been the slightest use of is try ing to stop and express them.''
Williams news., 1922-06-09

ting out, will protect them consider ably against injury.
 Bordeaux mixture also acts as a de terrent.
 Late-BIieht-A rapid blighting of the leaves, accompanied by rotting of the fruit, is due to the same fungus as that causing potato late-blight. This is common in the Appalachian re zion.
 It is controlled by spraying with Bordeaux mixture, as advised for leaf spot.
 Leaf-Spot.-In leaf-Spot, the leaves are covered with dark brown spots (Fig. 3 and shrivel and die, beginning at the base of the plant. This is the worst disease of the tomato. Spray with bordeaux mixture and resin fish oil soap before the disease appears, and repeat at ten-day intervals. Try to spray the lower side of the leaves 1s well as the upper side
 Mosaic Disease. - Mosaic disease crumples and distorts the leaves ana produces irregular, light green areas. The plants are weak and un- fruitful. In the ''fern-leaf' type the leaves become very narrow.
 Mosaic disease is communicable from plant to plant by insects, espe cially plant-lice, and by contact. When it appears in gardens it is best to de stroy the affected plants and set out others.
 BIossom-End Rot.-A decay of the fruit at the blossom end though not understood clearly, appears to be con- nected with soil conditions, particular y with the wster supply To prevent
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Sugar Producers Refused Tax Cut.

Sugar Producers Refused Tax Cut.
 Denver.-Sugar companies in Colo rado were refused permission to make reductions in the assessed valuation of property in Colorado under the 1922 schedules by the tax commission and assessors from eleven sugar factory counties at a conference in Denver recently.
 By this action the various sugar pro- ducing companies in the state will be required to pay the same taxes as were paid last year, it was said, with the exception of companies which are not operating or which have closed any of their factories
 A general meeting of the assessors and tax commissioners took place in the new state office building. It was not attended by representative of the sugar companies, it was said
 At our conference we agreed that the 1921 values for taxation purposes should stand for 1922" declared John AI Jones, assessor from Boulder county.
 "The companies had submitted schedules calling for reductions in the assessed valuation of approximately RS per cent.''
 The counties represented at the con- ference with the state tax commission were Boulder, Adams, Bent, Crowley, Delta, Larimer, Logan, Mesa, Morgan, Otero and Weld.
 The Great Western Sugar company submitted schedules requesting a re duction in the assessed valuation of it's property in Boulder county of 38.S6 per cent under the 1921 assessments. The factory of the sugar company in that county was appraised at $2, 100000 last year.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Judgment Against Oil Man Set Aside.

New York.-Judgment of $3,S1O,- 469.95 against M. G. Collins, as presi- dent of the Dominion Oil Company, was set aside by Supreme Court Jus tice Cohalan on the grounds that the original summons had not been prop erly served. The court granted per mission for the re-opening of the suit, which was brought by William G. Weisbrod, alleging breach of contract by the Dominion Company during a proposed anal gamation of oil land leas-as in Texas and Louisiana.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
TIMOTHY WILL AID ALFALFA
Yield of Hay Increased Twenty-Five Per Gent in Wisconsin-keeps
 Out Bluegrass.

Increasing the yield of hay by 25 per cent was the result obtained when 15 pounds of alfalfa seed and pounds of timothy were used per acre instead of alfalfa alone. Experiments con- ducted in Wisconsin gave these re- sults- It was also found that the tim othy plants aided materially in keep ing out blue grass, especially in spots where the alfalfa was winter-kilIed. The time of harvesting of hay also resulted in product of superior feed ing quality
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Two-eun Murphy Returns to U. s

New York.-Two-Gun Murphy, cham pion roundup man Of the A. D. F., with record of 500 deserters cap tured, landed in the United States re- gently on the Chateau Thferry. His exploits include a double-handed pis- tol battle with drug peddlers in an al- ley in Paris, capture of a deserter after whom he dived through a sub- way window in Paris, and pursuit of Grover Cleveland Bergdoll, draft dodger, in Germany.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Noted Author Dies.

New York.-That the Paul Barnes who died in Manhattan state hospital, Wards island, recently, insane, blind and pauper, was the author of "Good-by, Dolly,'' the battle chant of American soldiers and sailors in the war against Spain, became known a few days ago.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
LADIES GAN WEAR SHOES

One size smaller and walk in comfort by using ALIENS FOOT=EASE, the antisep- tic powder for the feet Shaken into tho shoes and sprinkled in the foot bath, Aliens Foot=Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy; gives instant relief to corns, bunionR and callouses. prevents Blisters, Callous and Sore Spots.-Advertisement.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Musical Note.

A very deaf old lady, walking along the street, an Italian turning 8 peanut rOaSter. She stood looking af it awhile, shook her head and said ''No shan't give you any money for such music as that. I can't hear any of the tunes, and besides it smells ais if there were something burning inside !" The Congregationalist.
Williams news., 1922-06-09

to those caused by cabbage clubroot Rotation and lime are advised, as for the cabbage.
 WatermeIon.-Water are af- fected by insects which attack the cu- cumber, and great injury is done by the melon aphis.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Two of a Kind.

Errors generally come in pairs The New York Tribune having committed Ralph Waldorf EmerSon," it remained for the Times to say that Mary Has tings Bradley leaves New York this month to hunt guerrillas in the Af- rican wilds"
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Baby Specialists.

THAT Physicians specialize
 troubles: all to
 in He knows know ba needing special special remedies.
 Can Mother be less thoughtful? Can Mother relieve Baby with herself?
 you will remember Fetchers Coa especially
Williams news., 1922-06-09

Modest. Francine-That scar on your head must be very annoying. Ferdfe-Oh, it's next to nothing
Williams news., 1922-06-09

A good habit needs constant care; a bad one grows like a weed.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
Dyei11g That Pays The Model Cleaners and Overs 1917 BROADWAY, DENVER, COLO.
INFORMATION DEPARTMENT

Commercial inquiries answered and information gladly furnished without cost. Address any firm above.
Williams news., 1922-06-09
DIAMONDS AND WATCHES.

BOIIM-ALLEN JENVELRY co. Mfg. and Repairing All orders promptly attended to. Est. 1879. 18th & ChamPa.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-29
CITY LOOKUP IS FILLED
WITH LAW VIOEATORS
prisoners Arrested For Different omen
soc Will Fcee Police Judge 'ohh
S. Ritz This Morning.

Al y o,c,nr, last night every ~" %,
Tho 70 cells in the city lookup c"nih'n'"
- r~I.,ncr The list Of offenders CON
.,srrd Of suspects. thiefs, dis"rdeFhes
and druuEs.
, Reside, the prisoners VIII" were ar
ras,ed ,s Suspicious characters ana me
on.s arrested IN connection. with ron
b,+r,es there were eight who VIII he
arra!gned in polio" court tn" morning
They We're: .
3 LON Taylor. negro woman n; the
Sop-h side vino faces Judge hl'R
about once every two months. She was
arrested by Policeman knaoe last r'sh'
. ON ! charr" of being drunk.
Frank pim"rick was drunk when ar
rested by Policeman Rice. George
Lanlv was arrested on drunk charH"
N. Policeman Ragese. Jim Glenn par
,nok 90 too much white lightning nnh
began 10 curse people within block OF
him Policeman Charles Johnson ar
rested htm. ,,,.
Pee Coinco was loud and d!sorderIH
when Policeman Rice arrested him.
.Chick" DcfenbauEh was arrested py
Policeman c. Johnson In Rirerf'ew
rark where he was sleeping of jag
Battles" l.ashley was arrested with
George CHaddock by Policeman tonnerS
on drunk charge.