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Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Business as Usual.

A subscriber to Philadelphia pa
per three-quarters of century ago in.
dignantly accused it's editor with the
angry announcement: 81 have stopped
your paper, sir-I have stopped your
peper!"
Indeed" the editor calmly replied ;
"come with me and let us see about
that"
When the two had reached the news
paper office and found everything going
on as usual, the editor assumed the
role of the indignant one: my paper
stopped, sir? How could you utter such
a falsehoodW
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Contractor Ha s
Gained 80 Lbs.
on Tanlac

"Tanlac fixed me up so I gained
thirty pounds. 1 have never seen or
heard of such wonderful medicine
in all the sixty-six years of my life,"
declared William Magee, well-known
retired contractor, 3840 Lafayette
Ave-, st. Louis, Mo.
"About two years ago I had a severe
bladder trouble that left me in an
awfully rundown condition. My ap-
petite went back ON me and my stom-
ach got so weak 1 could not eat and
digest enough to give me any strength.
/ also had the worst sort of pains
across the small Of my back, and could
not sleep.
II began picking up soon after
started taking Tanlac, and now / have
a fine appetite, sleep like log and
that tired, worn-out feeling has all
left me. could not do otherwise than
recommend Tanlac"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists
Advertisement.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
GRAY RULES NEW COLOR CARD
Dull Shades in Fabrics, Bright Ac-
cessories Predicted for Late Winter
and Spring.

The new color card of tae Textile
Color Card association announces the
colors for late winter and early
spring. Not baby blue or peri
winkle among the lot Somber hues
prevail for fabrics the bright color of
the costume is to be in the trim and
the headgear.
The new color card leads with Gin
der, a slate gray shade; fog, blue
gray; cruiser, a dark gray; granite,
mottled gray; and cork, dull
brown. Raspberry and maroon bright
en- the color card and raise the spirit
that is overshadowed by this pre-
ponderance of gray.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Line and Design
Garments Simple and Una
dorned; KeJnote of Dress.
Gowns Must Be Nodded to Carry out
the Personality of the Wearer to
the Utmost.

Perhaps the most noticeable feature
or the modern styles for women is
gfacefulnesS, observes a fashion au-
thorlty in the New York Times. Their
INES are simple and unadorned, they
FOLLOW the figure with beautiful per-
fectlon, they exhibit the art of the de-
sigher. plus the attractiveness of the
woman with real harmony.
Now, one of the best ways to express
THIS idea is by means of the draped
ana flowing gown, with the draped and
wrapped coat added as an outer cover
Ing. The dress may be as thin and as
nlmy as the wearer pleases. 1t may be
unsatisfactory for wind and weather,
out 1t must be, in every particular,
good as to line and beautiful as to de-
sign. Its material must be soft and
cllnglng, 1t must have that look of fem
inln1ty SO essential to the modern
styles, and it must be designed to carry
out the personality of its wearer to the
utmost. 1t may be made of silk, a
nght wool crepe or chiffon, as the mat
Ae@'AA ~ 40 iNil Sitll Cly " pCIooilul
preference; but it must include many
widths Of material with panels and
drapings and curved lines galore. That
Is the keynote of the dress Of the mo-
ment, and, whether it is destined for
wear during the morning hours, for af-
ternoon or for dinner, it has about it
something of this sort.
1t may be said that 1t is much too
light and ephemeral thing to be worn
for every day and for practical pur-
poses, but in the light of modern de-
signing art it has taken on all of the
characteristics demanded by the prac-
tical woman and at the same time, has
retained everything in the way of line
and grace dear to the heart of woman.
You may think that you will not find it
suitable for your own purposes, but
once you try it, made as it should be,
you will find in the influence of its
folds certain inspiration and salts
faction.
The best liked Of these fluffy, flow
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Important to Mothers
Always PLANNING Ahead.

81 can count on one of the greatest
votes ever given favorite son." re-
marked Senator Sorghum, as he
scribbled on the back of an envelope.
"Ih fact, it will be a veritable land
Slide"
you have had some serious opposi-
tion in this election"
''I'm not talking about this election
It's practically over I'm talking about
next election. n."-Washington Star.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
PILES
Operations No Longer Needed. colao
Internal Remedy Drives Away
All Forms of Piles.

Pile sufferers no longer need to un-
dergo an operation to get rid Of piles
Science has definitely determined that
piles originate internally. They are
caused by stagnant circulation of
boodin the lower bowel. Outside treat
ments or operations do not cure them.
COLAC PILE PILLS are a real in
ternal remedy. Not a cathartic. Scien-
tifically made to reach the cause Of
piles, send healthy current of blood
through the lower bowel, and drive
the piles away.
Relief even in bad cases Of long
standing often comes in "a to 48 hours
after taking first Colac pill. Sold by
all druggists at 60 cents or 65 cents
postpaid in plain wrapper from Colac
Chemical Co., Inc, Glens Falls, N. Y.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Hints for Slenderizing Fashions to Suit
Those Overburdened With
Avoirdupois.

Why is it there are, or seem to be,
so many fat women these days? 1t Is
certainly not because they are not CIV
en- every consideration by designers
and that shops cannot give them an
assortment of well-cut garments which
will minimize rather than draw atten-
ton to their bulk. One hears of diets
everywhere, and the only conclusion
to come to is that the fattening up
process is more or less universal.
A tactful method of combining the
new features of the mode with suita-
bility for the large figure is fortunate
ly displayed in two and three piece
suits.
A careful selection has been made
of those lines, colors and trims which
will either convey or aid in conveying
illusory slenderness, while every fea-
ture, however smart, which would
tend to give or eXaggerate the impress
sion of size is carefully avoided. Fer
example, the fiat-back and the fiat
front effect is not used to any consid-
erable extent. The models usually
show a slight fullness over the hip,
which is stitched down under a mar
row hip belt inserted in the manner
Of a yoke or applied in the usual fash
ion. One-sided effects are particularly
favored on one-piece models, and the
double-side ornament Is also an oft
repeated feature.
A slight drape is permissible, al
though the usual plan Is to cut the
fabric so that it will fall in straight
lines and give the impression Of a
drope. Longer side panels are used
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Indication of Guilt.

did you get any evidence on that
soft drink dealer?"
Il did as you told me- said the dry
agent. Il asked him for ginger ale and
winked my left eye"
"And them"
I HE hit me over the head with an
empty pop bottle"
THAT'S pretty strong evidence that
he had something on his conscience,
but Pm afraid it won't be accepted
In court of law."--Birmingham Age
Herald.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Amounted to Same Thinq.

Two children were playing in a gar
den, and had just started a new game.
II know fine game,' said Harold,
suddenly. Lets be admirals and COM
mand all the ships in the navy"
His playmate, little girl, at once
began imposing conditions.
"All right" she said. "Only / must
be the highest admiral and give COM
mands to you"
Harold didn't like the idea, and said
SO. The little girl thought for a mo-
ment.
"Then," sic said, '1et's play that I'm
the admirals wife. That will do just
as WELL"
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
The Tonic.

Mrs. Smith (thoughtfully) - I'm
afraid l shall have to stop giving Tom
my that tonic the doctor left for him.
Mr.. Smith (anxiously)-Why, isn't
he any better?
Mrs. Smith-Oh, yes. But he has
slid down the banisters six times this
morning, broken the hall lamp, two
vases, pitcher and looking glass;
and l don't feel as If l could stand
much more.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Tho Stakes.

A well-known New Jersey doctor
was playing golf with an equally we'll
known New Jersey minister
What shall we play for?" asked the
former.
"Why, it is rather out of my line to
play for anything" the minister re-
piled.
"Well, we ought to play for some
thing" insisted the doctor, $50 I'll put
up pill If you put up prayer. -
Boston Evening Transcript.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Not That Kind of a Suit.

Hardy Upton, Crying on new suit)
All. Isaacs, this suit looks very credit
able-very creditable indeed.
Isaacs. the tailor (excitedly)-Dot
suit neffer leafs der shop except for
ready money!
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
WAYS TO AID THE PORTLY WOMEN

frequently, either inserted into the
body Of the garment or hanging
loosely over an nderskirt-Washing
ton Post.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
'Simpossible.

How, writes a perplexed young col
lege man, can l have faith In die
tionary that lists a saXophone as
musical instrument?
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
An Eye to Business.

One morning little four-year-old Ell
wood was in the berry patch with his
father.
"Elwood," said his father, "Tll bet
you a penny that I can pick quart
Of berries quicker than you can
In few minutes Elwood was quite
encouraged to find that he had fin
ished his quart first
"Well, Elwood, do you want to bet
penny on another quartz"
NO" replied the businesslike son,
"lets bet nickel this time"
Palisadian., 1922-12-09

Hoxsie's Group Remedy. the life saver
of children. No opium. No All
druggists. so cents.-Advertisement
Palisadian., 1922-12-09

The occasional of Roman Eye Balsam
at night will prevent and relieve tired eyes,
watery eyes. and eye strain. Advertisement.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

She-"I think womans sphere is
marriage" He-I never saw one
who had any fear about 1t J"
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Too Considerable.

Mrs Newbride-When you found
that you couldn't accept the invitation
to our wedding, you might have sent
your regrets.
Cynical Friend-Oh, thought you'd
have enough of your own pretty soon.
dear-Boston Evening Transcript.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09
Qualified.

Employer need man who has
a wide knowledge Of general mer-
chandise.
Applicant-Well, I've had ten years
experience In drug store.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09

For ,peedy and effective action DR.. Peery's
Dead Shot" has no equal. One dose only
will cN an out Worms Tapeworm. Adv.
Palisadian., 1922-12-09

Most men who go to church Xix, a
finished discourse.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

rental funds for the maintenance of
the consolidated county schools.
BY Wilkes county delegation-To
amend the Georgia code and provide
for the meeting of the legislature on
the Monday following July A, instead
Of the fourth Wednesday in June,
as at present.
By Representative Webb, of Lown-
des-To require the state veterina-
rian to cooperate with the United
States bureau of animal industry in
its nationwide drive to eradicate tu-
bercular cattle, to appropriate $l5,
600 for this purpose; to provide GER
tain additional tests for cattle ship
ped into the state.
By Representative Brown, of
Emanuel; Davis, of Oglethorpe;
Keith, of Meriwether, and McMich-
ael, of Marion-To make it a misde-
meanor for two or more persons to
enter into a conspiracy to hinder the
successful operation another's bust
ness.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08
WINBURN REPLIES
TO B. M. JEWELL
Quotes Wage Figures To Refute
Charges Of insufficient
Wage

Interesting facts and figures as to
the monthly wage of the striking
shopmen are presented in a statement
published today by W. A. Winburn,
president of the Central of Georgia
Railway company. He shows that
the reduction against which the men
are striking is $14.28 per month for
seven of the eight crafts affected.
The basic pay is decreased from
$157.08 per month to $142.80 In
addition to this minimum wage for
a month of 204 hours (the average
number of working hours based on
an eight-hour day. the men are paid
an additional hour each week for
checking in, and extra compensation
is given for time worried in excess
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

of eight hours. For instance, dur
ing May, 1922, a boilermaker at
Columbus, Ca, received $241.10; a
car repairer at<Chattanooga, $203.04,
etc.
These figures are quoted as bear
ing on the contention of B. NJ. Jewell,
head of the striking unions, that the
wage scale fixed by the Labor Board,
is not sufficient to maintain WORK
er and his family in decent comfort
President Winburn quotes the
amounts paid per hour and per
month by the Central of Georgia
since before the war and shows that
wages are from 80 to SIS per cent
higher than in 1917, while living
costs have increased but II per cent.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08
URGE new TEETH
INLIQUOR LAWS
House Bill Provides Minimum OF
$1,000 Fine And Month
In Jail

ATLANTA, July S.-The follow
ing bills have been introduced in the
state senate:
By Senator Manson-To provide
for the destruction of all firearms
used in the commission of crime in
Georgia.
BY Senator Kinsey-To regulate
the taking out of fire insurance poll
cies.
By Senator Hutchins-To provide
for special officers to be used in the
protection of common carriers, their
passengers and employees.
In the house of representative a
resolution was introduced by Repre-
sentative Perryman, chairman of the
penitentiary committee, calling on
the state prison commission TO fur
nish a mass of detailed information
concerning the state prison farm at
Milledgeville. This resolution will
come up for attention Monday.
Representatives Whitley, of Doug
las, Malone of Bib, and Horn, of
Dodge, introduced bill providing
that violators of the prohibition law,
upon conviction, shall pay fine of
not less than 81 900, and shall be
imprisoned for II months on the
changing, or an an alternative shall
serve from one to six months in the
county Jail. The bill also provides
that persons so convicted shall be
subject to a fine of from $50 to $50
if they fail to disclose the source
from which they secured the liquor.
Representative Holloway, of Full
ton, introduced a bill to appropriate
the sum of $33, 800 for the Georgia
Training School for Girls, $4,000 to
go for maintenance in 1922 and 1928
and the remainder to be used for GER
tain repairs and improvements.
Representative Ennis, of Baldwin,
introduced a bill to appropriate
$150,00O to cover deficiency items
in the maintenance of the Georgia
state sanitarium for 1921.
Bv Representatives Mcclure, of
Walker, and Russell, of Barrow-To
sppropriate $4,000 for the use of
the state college of agriculture to
construct an animal husbandry build
ing for which $4,000 was appropri-
ated in 1912.
By Representative Beckham, of
Dougherty-To appropriate 100000
for the erection of an industrial and
normal school for negro teachers at
Albany.
By Representative Herring of
Schley-To amend the act of 1920
by providing that clerks of city court
in counties of less than $4,000 pop
ulation shall receive the same fee
compensation as the clerks of Su-
periOr courts.
By Representative Gam and
Dobbs, of Cobb-To amend the act
regulating the use of motor vehicles
and motorcycles by providing certain
regulations governing headlights and
inspections of headlights.
By the Fulton delegation-To au-
thorize county commission in coun-
ties over $4,000 population to appro-
pirate money and enter into contracts
with charitable institutions for the
support of paupers.
by the Fulton delegation-To au-
thorize county boards in counties
over $4,000 population to contract
with health organizations to provide
necessary safeguards for sanitation
and health.
BY Representative Thompson, of
Dodge-To amend the act of 1920
by authorizing the state school super
intendent to make certain approHia-
tions from the Western and Atlantic
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

lie declares that public opinion will
ultimately decide the controversy,
that it is the public welfare that
will suffer by interruption to traffic
and therefore the public is entitled
to information about the point at
issue. He asks that the people form
their owp conclusions as to whether
the striking shopmen receive a living
wage.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Ellie Drinkard and
baby, who have been occupying an
apartment in the home of Mrs. T.
H. McGillis for several months past,
have returned to their home in York,
Ala. Mr.. Drinkard was connected
with Souther Field.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08
DO THE STRIKING SHOP MEN RECEIVE
A LIVING WAGE?

by
S
The Railway Labor Board has attempted establish which for
lsto Grand
n o @ living
The between the striking men the Central of Georgia Railway
the Pubics welfare that will suffer traffic and
S t. pam
The people monthly rredv
the IN sdcen the
bym nsof the
O. gcrafsw Hreceve
a month Members
month";
o $3.50 pc monh.
The hourly
pads gnnngo of anmen conuol
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

Against this increased fair make Offset represented by the increased
allow for the increased cost living,
of
dbefore thew War
item in comfon
A
Presden Central of Georgia Compan
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

n o all hour each for
in
paid
worked in eight them
o e
of Columbus
a Savannah $7999
Savannah $l69Ol; Sheet Metal
Worker Columbus $93 So Electrician Macon $9826
n rom classes shop
in December 1917 by following
cenag
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08
(In Cents Per Hour

After deductng Sundays and Holidays the number working hours
On the of these
rbeou doUars
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-07-08

Following is partial list of Brunswick Tires and Tubes
ately low price. This is temporary reduction. Make
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Field Goal ProUeS Margin of
Victory In Brilliant Game
Army Comes From Behind in Last Period Score Winning
Touchdown After Lead Had See-Sawed- Smythe
Is Outstanding Star of Struggle

PHILADELPHIA. Nov. 25.- (By
a. P)-Pl3y.ng true TO their sea
sons form. the Army football eleven
defeated their old rivals. the Navy
on Franklin field today by the score
or II 20 IA. in one Cf the hardest
and c.eauest gr.diron struggles seen
o. tho Pennsylvania field in a Ions
time
The score represented two touch
downs and "a field goal for the Army
and two touchIowns for the Navy.
al az them hard earned The mid
shIpmen We're not without honor IN
defeat for they played a game THAI
was worthy OF any teara that has
come out OF Annapolis IN years. En-
terinE the game with the West
Pointers AS the favorities. the An
napolis crew fought their way tc
the front and only went under after
a most bitter struggle, with their
cOlors flying. At the end the 2,400
midshipmeu in the north stand
cheered the Army most as vocifer-
ously as they did their own sterling
team
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Owen Leads Crimson EleUen to 1913 Victory Over Yale
Football Results

Notre Dame 10. Carnegie Tech o.
Army Il, Navy IA.
Harvard 10; Yale g.
California IS: Stanford o.
Chicago o: Wisconsin o.
Mich.Gan 16. Minnesota 7.
Iowa 81: Northwest n 3
Indiana z; Purdue T.
Wabash 80: DaPauw O.
Detro.t 20. w. and J. 9.
Ohio State G; Illinois 3.
Nebraska 90: Ames g.
Dartmouth Z; Brown o.
Case Z: Ohio Northern s.
-. Ignatius 81: Wilmington ..
Maryland "a: Catholic university 0.
Muhlenburg 20; Fordham 20.
Swarthmore %; Haverford ..
Gettysburg 10; Lebanon Valley 0.
Johns Hopkins 16; St. Johns Z.
Wesleyan IA benson 10.
Michigan Agg.es 45; Massachusetts,
Asg.eJ o.
Boston college o; Georgetown 0.
Catholic High OF Philadelphia g; St.
James Of Haverhill 6.
Bethany %; Butler :
Pennsylvania MI. 6; Western Mary
land 0.
Howard 9 Birmingham Southern Z.
Florida -; Oglethorpe 0.
Miss. A. and NJ. z; Drake 4S.
Alabama 10; Georgia G.
Franklin 81; Earlham o.
ST. Xavier 30; Otterbein o.
Co.. II {, %. XK-ar-a,t II =
University Of Colorado 16; Colorado
Schools Of Mines o.
North Carolina State 80; Lake For
est o.
Culver A; Rose Poly 0.
St Louis university %; LOyOla 0.
Colorado Aggies 80; Brigham Young
university o.
University of Tennessee Mcdics 54;
Missouri School Of Mines 6.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Play BY Play
ITrsI QUaric--

first Quartz.
Army started the game by kicking
of 90 Navy's 2O-yayd line auI Nc
FSce roa 20 back frye yards
Barcae. hucked center for three
yards and then threw @ pass go Cu.-
zen ,hat 2a.ned SO yards. BIrchet
and cullen made first down on two
pluusas through the great Bred
stsr. The Navy line was rushing the
Cadets Off their feet and Conrcy
ana Cullen made another first down
on TWO more p.unges through the
line. It was the Nays ball on
Army's 3O-yard line. The Army line
s-neuel and held two attempted
bucks for Gain OF two yards.
Wood knocked down forwara
pass from Barchet The Navy thea
attempted q field goal from the So
gard line but Conroy's kick feu
short. into the arms Of Storck. Army
left end. and he ran the ball back
IS yards 90 his 30-yard line
smyt3e tried right end and was
thrown for TWO yard loss. Wood
punted 90 Barchct, who made "a n r
catch ON The Nays 20-yarI line.
Barchet fumbIed on the next p-ay
and MuIGgan recovered Cor The
Army on Navys 30-yard line Wood
and T.mberlake made first down on
two Emo p.ungss. Wood and Timber
lake agaIa made SIX yards ou three
bucks at center end the Army lined
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
BERNIE KIRK Big
STAR AS MICHIGAN
DOWNS MINNESOTA
Former Notre Dame End Aids
Wolverines Retain Little
Brown jug.

MINNEAPOLIS MINI. Nov. 25.
-(By A. P)-Michigan's undefeat-
ed football team retained its claim
with Iowa to the Big Ten champion
ship by defeating Minnesota. 16 TO
Z, here this afternoon. The game.
played before $4,000 spectators. was
replete with thrills and it appeared
i'm the first quarter that the Gophers
were going TO down their ancient
rivals. Mich gan, however, found
itself in the second period, scoring
two touchdowns for a 10 to Z lead.
In the dnal period the Wolverines
added 10 their total by n place kick
by Blot. The seven points scored
by the Gophers was the largest
score made against the Yostmen
this season.
Cappon. plunging Wolverine full
back, and Kirk. left end, led in the
attack which downed the Gophers.
While the speedy K-pke was effec-
tualy checked. except for a few
flashes, Kinks handling of forward
passes was superior to anything
seen on NorthrOp field for years.
Martineau, Gopher halfback, was
the outstanding performer on the
field. running the ends, receiving
Eunts and kicking brilliantly. Nc
Creery, his running mate, playing
his last game at Minnesota. gained
consistently and opened the game
with a 40 yard return of the kick
off. Minnesota completed only one
forv-a-d mass durfuor the game and
the failure of the Gophers 10 solve
the Yost passing game was large
factor contributing toward defeat
Open Up Passing Game.
Michigan started ner passing
game in the second period. bringing
the ball to the GoRhers' 3S yard
line on a long pass. Another pass
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-11-26
Rioia Winner of National
Cross Country Cham piOnSiliI

NEW YORK. Nov. 25-lBy A
Willie Eitcla Of The Finnish
American a c. Of New York won
tho national senior A. a. L. cross
clantry cham lonshir today over
the 6I-2 mile Van Cortland paris
course. defeating T. Earl Johnson
~ Pats5uIG The Finnish American
Won the team championship
Etoa covered the course in the
fast time of 81 minutes. 60 4-5 sec
ords Johnson OF the Edgar
Thompson Steel A A. was second.
Iluar Prn. Finnish-American A. c. 3D..
thlr3- Marvin Rick. New York A. c..
tC.mcr Princeton Harrier. fourth
and James Hcnulgan. Dorchester
club fifth The Fnn!sh-Amer.ca-
tcam won with - points. The Dor
chester club OF Boston was second
with 40 and the Meadow brook club
Of Philadelphia third with 90