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Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
THE vANks ON THE MARINE

Thy an. Unknown British Ofiicer.)
Oh. the English and the Irish, and
the 'owlin Scotties. too.
The Canncks and Austrillee-uns, and
the airy French poilu:
The only things that bothered us, a
year before we knew.
Was 'ow in ell the Yanks'd look, an
wot In ell they'd do.
They adn't no tryin'; they didn't
know the gime:
They amt neyer., marched II much /:
their shootin' was the sine:
An the only thing that bothered us
that day in lawst July
Was 'ow In ell the lined old. II they
should run aw'y.
The leggy. nosy new 'uns. just come
acrosst the sea-.
We couldn't help but wonder 'ow In
ell their guts'd be;
An the only thing the bothered us
in all our staggerin' ranks
Was wot In II would 'appen wen
the 'uns 'ad II the Yanks.
Ny word. 1t 'appened sudden wen
the drive I'D first begun:
We seen the Yanks a.runnln'-Gaw
Blimy. how they run.
But the only thing that bothered us
that seen the chase begin
Was 'ow In ell to stop em fore they
got into Berlin.
They didn't ave no tactics but the
bloody manual:
They 'adn't learned no orders hut
'Ooray" and Give 'em 'ell!"
But the only thing that bothered us
about them lcgry lads
Was 'ow In ell 10 get ths chow to
feed their Kamerads.
oh. the English and the Irish. and
The 'owlin' scottlcsA too.
The canuclSs and MlstrlileennR. and
tn airy French po!lu.
The only thing that bothered us don't
bother us no more
IT'S only wy In ell We didn't know
the Yanks before
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
The Reaaon

The physician was giving ma lnfor.
NAL talk In physiology.
"Also.' he remarked, 1T hes re.
Gently been found that the human
body contains sulphur"
sulphur" exclaimed the girl In
the blue and white sweater And
how much sulphur is there IN girl'a
body7"
"Oh. the amount varies" said tho
doctor, smiling. according 10 the
girl
"Ah." replied the girl And IL
that why some Of us make better
matches than others7"
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14

Wanted; Men and women to take
orders for genuine guaranteed hos.
iery. for men, women and children
Eliminates darninE. 5000 week
full time. si.o0 and hour sparc timc
Experience unnecessary - -intcrnation.
al Stocking Mills, Nofflgtown, Pa. 1910
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14

The crab at home is often fsh in
society. Il
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
s,enls n Pnst hlou,,.

Freelnnd, Pa.-The Freelnnd pest.
house has been stolen again. A few
months ngo an enterprlsing citizen put
ting up home carried on the building
and wus using It's iimbers In the bun
gaiow. despite the chance that they
cnrried smallpox germs In them. whel
the police arrested hlm. The thlcyci
mnde better Job this Tine, and moth
Ing but the foundation reianins.
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
Saved Employer From
Suicide; Given Raise

Although John r. Lyons. n
grocer. OF Waterbury. Conn. re.
Gently decided he had enough OF
life. nevertheless he wns 80
grateful 10 his clerk. I,aymond
slmonson. for frustrating his
suicide attempt TINT he gave the
clerk big increase In salnry
md made him his store manager.
Lyons hanged himself from
beam In the renr OF hts store
and was almost dead wien
Slmonson cut his body down with
y butcher knife.
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
Fair WarnIn,

The party who took the sweater
and suit from ciotheaiine at "a Ensi
Eleventh In known, II put back thaFe
will be no embarrassing exposure.
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO LEASE
STATE LAND

ONCE OF the State Board OF Land Conn
nliHrionarA, Denver, Colorado. March
~. ia2.
Notice Il hereby given that ", l.. XII.
hppfn. whose postoIiice nddrena In iloi.
n.3TSs TO icaae the following daRcribed
school Lands, situate IN PHILIPPE county.
Colorado, to:wlt;
WI of Nwa. W., of Ex Of Nwn
Nw,t of sw9 and WI of In ofNwt,
of section ~, Township North. ilangs
~ West HORTICULTURAL lenae.)
NOtlce n further hrreby given that
AL other perHonH desiring 10 fila AN np-
plicntlen 90 lease MI or amy part of this
trnct OF land must file nainc IN this
oiilcs prior 10 May 2, ipss. Ms no other
application To i.nnn the above described
b,nIa win be considered after said dnte
GEORGE STEPHAN
Register State Hoard
Land Commissioners,
Publish April T.ii-2i-ss
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14
II you can't be a light house.
candle. ~ ". T. sistl
WANT ADS

For saie-One refrigerator. one
chen cabinet. one book case.-S.
Worley. = Q
Phillips County herald., 1922-04-14

teaching uneauaed opportunities The school
the The demand for professionally trained
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
ABANDONED POSTTO BERE-OPENED ASPLANT EXPERIMENTAL STATION
Department Of Government Will
 Use Fort Apache

We have received the in- formation, just before going to press that the government will reopen Ft. Apache. It will not be used in a war like manner however. It seems that with the Romans of old we are going to turn our shields into plowshares and our swords in to pruning hooks, for be it known that Ft. Apache of old and bloody history written during the stirring days of border war fare and Indian raid will turn a fresh page in it's his- tory and write upon it the records of the peaceful bat ties won for civilization un. der the banners of agrlcul- ture.
 In short, Ft. Apache is to be opened under the super vision of the Dept. of Agri- culture and the Bureau of Plant Life as a Plant Experi- mental Station. Here eX- periments to determine the proper soil treatments for crops, the grains, trees, etc. adapted to the country, and means to combat the inevit- able bug (two of whom sit
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
DISCUSSCAMP GROUNDS AT (. OF (. BANQUET

The Chamber of Con- merce held its regular monthly banquet at the Rees Cafe on Wednesday night. It was ladies' night and the wives turned out in large numbers. The chicken dinner was delicious and all did full justice to it.
 After the bangs of hun ger had been asSuaged Judge Sidney Sapp as toast master, announced the topic of the evening, "Our Mun- icipaI Camp Ground" He called on many speakers. All put themselves on record as being strongly in favor of the scheme. MT. Jordan's plainly stated objection to a location near the cemetery seemed to meet with gen. eral approval.
 Several other sites were suggested and the con-
 nittae was directed to con- tinue it's search. The plan adv need by Mir. w. Il. Chamberlin advocating the purchase of lots by the city, to be used as a public park later, and the erection of the buildings and the in- stallation of other improve ments by the c. of c. seem ed a most feasible one. This matter of a free camping ground for the tourists needs lmme Hate attention. We should not sleep on the job.
 What other towns have done, we can do. We will be passed up by the motor ing public if we do not pro- vide them with adequate accommodations.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
CREST FROM THE
 LEGAL MILLS

On last Saturday. a case was brought in the J. P. Court in Winslow charging M. J. Schumacher, a Santa Fe officer with two offenses under the law. The first that of Aggravated assualt' |, the second being assault by public officer. under color of authority, without lawful necessity The accused was bound over to the Superior Court on two charges by Justice of the Peace Sweeney, with bail in each case set at $250.
 The cases rose out of an alleged beating given by the officer to a young man by the name of Edwin Fast. The 'casus belli' in the matter seems to have been some thing about walking on the R. k. right of way. Hardly enough cause it would seem, to clean up on the young chap.
 A Winslow case, that of Refdgio Hernandez, was al- so tried by County Atty. Greer during the latter part cf the week, in the J. P. Court at St. Joe on a change of venue. The case was that of receiving stolen goods, and was unearthed by the efficient Winslow officers, Gardner and Kelly some time ago. The parties were bound over to the Superior Court, greatly to the satis- faction of the officers.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
GAME MATCHED WITH
 GALLUP

On Sunday there will be a baseball game between Gal lup and the Holbrook Town Team played on the home diamond.
 The team has gotten to- gether and with the new material drafted into it's ranks promises to put up a rouslng good game. Buck les who played last year is here again, and with him a young chap by the name of Patterson who is said to swing a wicked arm on the mound. '.Coyote" and "Locojim" will also make the team.
 Don't miss the Game Sun- day. The boys are going to be up on their t o e s. Everybody be there. The moral support as well as financial that you can give your home team means a lot.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
COUNCIL SETS RATES

The Council at its meet ing on last Wednesday night decided on the rates to be charged on city water. This price is merely tentat- i've. It will depend on the cost of operation whether 1t will have to be raised or can be lowered at a later date. Obviously the larger the number who take the water, the smaller will be the cost to each individual.
 The minimum rates per month will be S1.75. $1 per 1000 gals. for the 1st 5000. 75 cents per 1000 gals. for the 2nd 5000. 60 cents per 1000 gals. for all over 10,- 900 gals.
 The tapping charge for joining onto the water mains will be $20. This includes the meter. After payment of the money to the Town Clerk, Jay Patterson, each one will receive a receipt and upon presenting this to Mir. Manley, who was de- signated by the Council for the work, the line will be brought to the edge of his property from the water mains.
 The water is being pump. ed into the tank on top of the hill and no doubt we will all have the water soon.
 After the resignation of Mayor Chas. Cooley, Mr. L. Caldwell was appointed as acting mayor.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
Summons

In the Superior Court of the State of Arizona, in and for the County of Navajo.
 Action brought in the Superior Court of the State of ArizoHa, in and for the County Of Navajo. and the Complaint filed in said County of Navajo. in the office of the Clerk of said Superior Court.
 l.. B Putney Mercantile Com pany. d corporation, Plaintiff.
 YS.
 J. Il. Garfield. Administrator of the estate of Frank J. Bsund- age. deceased. Defendant.
 In the Name of the State of Arizona. to J. H. Garfield. Ad- ministrator of the estate of Frank J. BruIdage. deceased. Defendant. GREETING:
 You are Hereby Summoned and required to appear in an ac- tion brought against you by the above-named Plaintiff. in the Superior Court of the State of Arizona. in and for the County of Navajo, and answer the Com plaint therein filed with the ( Jerk of this said Court, at HOl- brook. in said County. within twenty days after the service upon you of this Summons, if served in this said County, or in all other cases within thirty days thereafter. the times above men, toned being exclusive of the day of service. or judgment by default will be taken against you.
 Given under my hand and the Seal of the Superior Court of the State of Arizona. in and for the County of Navajo. this 18th day of June. 1922.
 (SeaD LLOYD c. THINNING, Clerk of said Superior Court. By OLIVE CLARKE, Deputy Clerk
 r June 16 l. July '.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
KEEP YOUR EYE PEELED

If you see a man driving a 1917 Model Ford Touring Car with an Arizona license N. 5-2074, take a good at him. If when you give him the once over he proves to be a middle aged man with a dark, swarthy complexion, and is wearing a blue shirt, (although we must admit blue shirts are frequent) call the attention of the nearest authorities. Deputy Sheriff ". c. Kelly of .Winslow gave us this information. The man MT. Kelly is looking for is one who brutally man. handled and left for dead the original owner of the car. The crime was commit ted near Prescott on last Sunday eve. We believe that "W. G." in Kelly's name stands for "WiIl Get'em" so the man had better be care ful.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16

equipped; a chance for own CTS and dealers to show your class.
 The mile dirt track at Winslow is being put in best of condition; nothing to lim- it the speed but nerve and car.
 Comrade Fischer is busy matching aspiring boxers who want to fight that day.
 The Santa Fe Railway O.. has arranged for special Ex. cursion rates to Winslow and return, in effect from July lst to July 4th, final return limit July 9th, fare being one and one-half fares for the round trip.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
YOUNG LADIES OF THE MIA. AND BEE HIVE
 GIRLS ENTERTAIN

On last Friday night in the LIDS. Church a very unusual party was given at which the young ladies of the MIA. and the members of the Bee Hive Swarm act ed as hostesses. T h e i r guests were the young men of the organization and their friends.
 The young ladies added to their charms by the adorn. ment of fancy crepe paper hats, and on the arrival of the guests, the masculine element were arrayed and made festive with colored carnations.
 One of the events of the evening was a boxing match the principals in the bout being Norma Divelbess and Dessie Patterson. The re- fierce called it a tie at the conclusion of hostilities. After the fistic encounter a few games enlivened the evening after which those who could not resist the good music enjoyed the rest of the evening in dancing.
 At the close of the more lively entertainment came a phase of the evenings en- joy ment which you may be sure was not neglected. The young ladies served a most delicious lunch and all the guests as well as the hostesses of the occasion did ample justice to the viands. All present voted the young ladies splendid entertainers.
 This is only one of the many Activity Programmes the MI. A. has success fully held during the past winter, and according to their schedule the young men of the organization will return the compliment in August with the young lad. les as guests.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16

on top of the ground and wait for every seed you plant to sprOut) will no doubt be tried out to the great bene- fit of the district.
 This is good news to the whole northern part of Ari- zona. 1t seemed a shame to have such splendid equip ment as that of the Post go to waste. But o tempora, 0 mores! How times have changed. It's a long step from the days when Old Geronimo came down from the mountains and roasted the Post Chinaman on his own range, to the present when all we'll have to do Will be to scalp the potato bug and decapitate the cut worm.
 The Old Post however, can console itself for the loss of it's pristine martial glory by feeling that in helping circumvent the foes of mans food supply and enhancing the fertility of the earth it is doing more to build up than have all the armies of the world.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
COMMERCIAL CAFE
 WILL REOPEN

We are given to under stand that when Mir. Stovall returns from his fishing trip in the White Mts. he will re- open the Commercial Cafe in its old location. He in- tends to return about the first of the week.
 w. w. Franklin has re- ceived a car load of Over lands and one Willys Knight car. Everyone was spoken for on arrival and all he had to do was call the parties in Winslow and St. Johns, and they came after them. Some Snap! Eh, Bill?
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
GET A NASTY SPILL

During the early part of the week Mir. Archie Smith who is employed at the Rees Cafe with some companions was driving on the Petrified Forest Road. It attempting to pass another car he skid ded from the grade and his rear wheel collapsed causing the car to turn turtle. Luck fly none of the occupants were injured any further than a bad shake-up and a few bruises. But they should count themselves eX- tremely lucky.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
AWAY ON VACATION

Phillip Montana, who So good naturedly attends to the wants of thirsty human ity at the Drug Store Soda Fountain, left this week on his vacation. He will be ab- sent from his post for ten days or two weeks. His first stop will be Gallup, and later he will visit in Albuquerque. A
 See the new line of trunks and travelling bags at Wetzlers. Adv.
 Mir. Burr Porter of Nav ajo was in from his ranch Tuesday.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
MAYOR RESIGNS

It is with greatregret that we chronicle the resignation of Mayor Chas. Cooley from the Town Council. He has labored faithfully for the best interests of the commit nity and deserves a gene rous need of praise for his eXertions. But at present he feels that he can no long, CT be expected to continue bearing the burden of both his public and business re- responsibilities, hence his with drawal from the Council. Our thanks and best wishes to him.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
MANY 60 FISHING

''Fisherman's itch' seems to have descended upon many of the citizens of Hol- brook. The only known cure for this is to hie away to the mountains, and spend a few days in seclusion. Some of the latest to succumb to this virulent infection were Mr. Arthur Schuster and Mr. B. A. Jackson. There were however other victims who departed toseek a cure on the very same day. Among the number were Messrs Teeple, Cook and Ted Reuter-. Whatever else hap pens, we bet that Teep comes back with the biggest fiSh--StOrY.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
ON PROLONGED TRIP

MT. Harvey Moore, to- gether with his father and mother, spent a few days on a fishing trip up in the pines near Greer. There they caught fish to their hearts content. But tiring of a fish diet they returned to Holbrook and left the same day for a trip to the Grand Canyon. This is a case ''see- ing things" right.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
THOMAS HANCOCK
 OF TAYLOR DEAD

On last Sunday all the mortal remains of Thomas Hancock of Taylor were paid the last solemn ceremonies and laid tenderly to rest by his loving friends.
 Mir. Hancock was about IS years of age at the time of his death, having come to Arizona in 1882. He leaves behind to mourn his loss a wife and four little ones as we'll as two adopted child ren.
 At the funeral services the speakers were Atty. T. R. Greer of Holbrook, Judge Geo. H. Crosby of Flagstaff, Frank Nj. Perkins, Joseph ". Smith, and Mary S. ShumWay.
 Mir. Hancock's sad death was the result of an attack of Flu resulting in pneu- monia. The community has lost a valuable citizen in MT. Hancock's demise. As one of his friends remarked to the editor, "l never knew a man with fewer faults than Thomas Hancock"
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
NOTICE AND ORDER FOX IhE ISSUE AND SALE OF Sll.loO.00 SCHOOL BONDS OF SCHOOL DISTRICT NO. 6. OF MAYA COI'NTY, STATE OF ARIZONA.

WHEREAS, in accordance with an order Of the Board of Supervisors or Navajo County, State of Arizona, made and entered of record on the third day of April. A. D. 1922, 8 School Bond Election was duly cal led to be held on Saturday. the goth day of May, 4. D. 1922, to determine whether CT not the said School Dis trict No. 6 (TaylOr) of Navajo Coun- ty. should incur an indebtedness of Sll. .750.00 and issue it's Bonds in said sum therefore, for the purpose of purchasing q proper school site, erecting school house and furnish ing and equipping the same; and
 WHEREAS, the returns of the said School Bond Election have been made to and duly canvassed by the Board of Supervisors of the said County of Navajo, and the result thereof declared and duly certified to. and which Certificate has been duly filed in the office of the County Recorder Of Navajo County in the form and manner required by Sec tion 5270 and 5271 of the revised Statutes of Arizona, 1913; and the Board of Supervisors has hereto adopted resolution declaring the result and validity of said election and that said Board of Supervisors of Navajo County had been duly authorized and empowered by more than majority of the proper tax payers of said School District No 6 (Taylor). of Navajo County, and in all other respects qualified cleo tors Of the said School District No 6 (Taylor), County of Navajo, vot- ing at an Election held in the said School District No. (Taylor), tc create an indebtedness of $l1,75O.O0 and to sell Bonds in the said sum of s11!750.00, said sum being less than six per centum of the value Of the taxable property of the said School District No. (Taylor), as ascertained by the last proceeding assessment for State and County pur. poses. for the purpose of purchas. ing a proper school site, erecting 6 school house and furnishing anC equipping the same;
 ( 'ontirued on page &
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
POLITICAL
 ANNOUNCEMENTS

l announce my candidacy for the of- flee of Justice of the Peace in the Elol- brook precinct subject to the wishes of the voters in the Republican primary held Sept. l2. 1922.
 D. w. PAISLEY
 wish to announce my candidscyfor the office of Sheriff ofNavaio County. subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic prmary held September I2ih 1922.
 TOM HUBBARD announce my candidacy for the office of Judge oI the Superior Court of Navajo County, subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic primary Sept lath. 1922.
 THOS. R. GREER
 am a candidate for the office of Sheriff in Navajo County. subject to the wishes of the voters in the Demo cratic primary Sept. I2, 1922.
 w. C. KELLY
 hereby announce that I am a candi- date for the office of County Recorder, of Navajo County, subject to the wishes of the Democratic primary to be held Sept. Ioth, :ea2.
 Mrs. JAMES DONOHOE hereby announce my candidacy fol the office of County Recorder of Maya. io County. subject to the wishes of the Democratic primary to be held Sept rath, 1922.
 Ms. LuCRETIA w. FLANAGAN hereby announce my candidacy fol the office of Constable in the Holbrool precinct subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic primary held Sept. 12. 1922.
 i L. F. McCLANAHAN wish to announce my candidacy fol the office of ( ounty School Supsrinten dent of Navajo County, subject to tho wishes of the voters in the Democratic primary held Sept. Ia. 1922. HATTIE H. PENROD
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
HAVE YOU A JOB!

If you have a job, we have a good man for it. Several places are needed for good ball players and good workers. Do yo u want the home town to have a winning team? T h n help it! For further infor- mation apply to,
 CHI. Jordan
 Mgr. HOlbrook
 Baseball Team
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
ROMAN SANCHEZ M-
 JURED BY TRUCK

Early in the week Roman Sanchez whose father lives on the old Coleman ranch between Snowflake and Hol- brook, was the victim of a rather painful accident. He was riding in a truck from which in some manner he fell. The truck ran over the boy, who is about seventeen, and dislocated his hip. While the injury is painful: still the patient seems to be improving.
The Holbrook news., 1922-06-16
LEUPP VICTORIOUS

The game between Hol- brook and Leupp resulted in a walk a way for the red men. The final score was 70 to 6 in favor of the boys from Leupp. Notwithstand- ing the fact that the Leupp boys have a splendid team, we feel sure that when our boys, with renewed vieor, really get down to work on their new organization that they will make a different score for our reading.