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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
DEPORTINC BOOTLECGERS.

The measure passed the house providing that any
alien convicted ~ violating the liquor shall be
deportel wiu hardly appeal TO the real friends Of
prohibition
% IS another or those measures designed by the
professional protnbidonst for purposes Of aggran-
dzenent and which carries with it no sembIance Of
the real spirit Of America.
90 course. # can be readily seen that some con-
gresham facing reelection. would sieze upon the
chance TO vote for such a measure in the hope that
The people would forget their the hockshor
bonus the indeSensibIe tariff the grading of income
taxes to protect the very wealthy and the other
economic measures in which the protected interests
have had their way
II is an old and ancient trick of politics to raise
the liquor question as smoke screen for other acts
which cannot be defended
Wha4 this measure proposes 20 do is TO make
violation Of the prohibition law Of greater degrade
ton than the crime Of rape incess. burglary or
other fefonies.
Its real effect is TO put this crime a different
basis than all other crimes and to delay the date
when the great public which wants sobriety will
recognize It as crime. with the degradation
and no more that attaches 10 violations of other
laws.
II the law provided that any alien convicted of
anv crime hall be deportei it would have more
sincere sound and have more general appeal to
public sentim ent
It Is as great a mistake believe that this law
is OF any more Importance than others as it is TO
preach that of less binding effect.
It is as direct an attack upon American institu-
tions and traditions TO lift this violation into
super-law as it Is to nullfy it by condcning viola
tions and welcoming vioators into decent circles. of
society.
The American people are fairly well solid on pro
hibton 1t is dangerous to trhe with that fine
sentiment by such Hl-advised methods
All law depends upon the public sentiment be-
hind it, without that sentiment. written laws nulH-
fy themselves
Tt might be wei TO remember that 90 years ago
the professional heads of organizations now inter-
ested in prohibdtLon indignantly denied that they
were prohibtonLsts at heart and repeatedly avowed
that their sole purpose was TO give the people a
chance To vote on local option.
I'm those DAYS the very men who demand this
law from congress denied that private drinking
concerned them al. regrettable of course. but
not the object OF their attack. They centered
the unAmerican saloon menace and their
political strategy was deny the prohibitiouist who
pointed to- national law az the means
Prohibition stands on the firm foundation of the
constitution. To cndeavor to raise it TO a different
level is To- njure not help it's enforcement
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

why do your eyes "water?" Is
ii because they arc sensitive 10 the
light. infamed. suffering from eye
strain. or lacking in drainage
At the outer edge of the orbit,
under the corner of the upper lid.
are some tiny glands. called the
"tear-glauds." Near the inner cor
ner of each lid is a little promi
hence. on the top of which is a
minute hole. This opening is the
beginning of the drainage canal of
the eye.
First. there is a narrow little
passage which opens into the tear
sac From the sac runs a tube
called the nasal duct This opens
below into the nose.
The tears form in the tear-giands
run across the eyebau, are collected
by the lids, and directed into the
drainage system.
Your eyes will water if the tears
form too rapidly. For instance. If
YOU cry there IS a food. The great
increase in the quantity of the fluid
is too much for the limited capacity
of the drainage system The tor
rent overhows the banks, 50 TO
speak. and pours down the cheeks.
The eyes will water If the tear
glands are too active. or If the tear
passages are too small
The former condition may he due
90 irritation or inflammation of the
eyes. Excessive tear formation. or
"lachrymation." as il is called, is
due among other causes 70 the need
of glasses. The effort 10 see causes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
DO YOU REMEMBER?

II you were fortunate enough TO be raised on
farm or in small town 20 or more years aso IL
often occurs 10 you no" much the modern city boy
misses in the way OF reaI run
radiant past. 'the gang" following the local
HuckIeberry Finn. the courageous Individual first
to brave the springtime chill of the "ole swimmn'
hole"
tt is a sorry contrast. alongside the concrete
swimming pools of metropolitan youth in this year
1922
Nature was coming back to life back there in the
country with an enhancing display Of buds first
wild flowers pussy-villiows and strange birds going
north And on that fresh air.
A5ou, an the modern city boy gets i'm the way of
MILD rorers fs dande1fors for mas boy,a-brs,, And
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
YOUR HEALTH s. By ca DR., r., $.

the eyes to become congested and
the tears 10 flow
It is not uncommon for a person
past 40 to complain of pain in the
eyes and excessive lachrymation. In
all proba bility the trouble is Que TO
"presbyOpia"- natural change
in the eyes from advancing age.
Little relief will be found until
proper glasses have been fitted.
IL is not alone the need of glass;
es due 10 age that may cause an eX-
cessive flow of tears Uncorrected
astigmatism and far-sightedness are
other factors. An examination
should be made to determine the
right strength of glasses.
Some eyes are sensitive because
Of a peculiar tenderness of the re-
tina and its reaction 10 strong light
I speak of strong" light but the
eye may be just as much affected
by a modified light containing irri-
tating rays. Certain forms Of arti-
fetal lighting include rays which
have q painful effect upon some
eyes.
Proper shading Of the lighJ, or
the wearing of glasses slightly tint
ed may be necessary to comfort.
Whenever your eyes water or
pain there should be made an in
vestigution to determine what is
wrong. Eye symptoms are sent to
warn YOU Of trouble. II is not nat
ural 10 have discomfort or excess
sive lachrymation. Therefore. you
should make plans at once for an
examination of your eyes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

creature OF darkness and Of secrecy. It never
fights in the open for il cannot bear the light
Right "a part Of its last desperate effort
% save Senator Harry New from paying the penalty
for MS besmirching the fame OF the senate and
attack the integrity OF the ballot By HE vote
Newberry IL IS turning loose its scandal forces
against Mr.. Beveridge which st hates for exposing
the methods of corruption which It uses
There is going out from washington. from an
office so near to the senate building TO sug-
gest complasance # not direction. an attack upon
the patriotism Of Mr. Beverage.
Through the voice Of one Marvin Gates SFeery.
who describes himself the national president OF
the private soldiers and sailors legion. name
which suggests tcaficing upon the of the
American Legion. the attack is being made
The forces back OF New using Speery as advocate.
charge that Bsveridge refused to make Liberty
Loan speeches lie as shown 10y the letters of
those in charge Of loans
They charge. In effect that Beverdge writing
propaganda for the Germans while American men
were winning the war-a lie upon It's face They
charge. i'm words. that Beveridge was a traitor TO
his country and an enemy Of his country.
If what this stalking horse for the Now machine
says were true Mr. Beveridge should have been
in a prison or shot-and it IS significant that It is
only when he aspires to an office and raises the
banner of decency that these poleeats of politics
emerge from their holes TO befoul the air with
their vile insinuations.
The attack is typical Of the forces which are be-
hind New. They never learn and they never forget.
Nothing is sacred to them but success by whatever
means obtained
If any added reason were needed for taking
Iower from the hands Of those who stoor to such
tactics it is furnished by this outpouring Of libel
and scandal which is sent TO this state from the
national capitol
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
More Truth
0Than pOQtru
Eg danes = MoHtaSlQ q

WEEKS AND WEEKS AND
WEEKS
We gave I'm Give Week all We could,
We tried 70 dress our best in
STYLE Week.
In Good Week we were fairly good.
And grinned considerably in Smile
Week.
Though Prune Week left Us rather
cold
And we were little stirred by
Triple Week.
Vast fragrant clouds about us rolled
To show how hard We fell for
Pipe Week
In Dog Week we secured a pup.
But when somebody starteG Cat
Week
We resolutely passed Il up
We didn't care so much for that
Week.
A rather hungry time we had
IN following the rules OF Toast
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
dust EOlRs @z. &6 fSzr1

Then went his way. back to his life
of sin,
Until at last Deaths bugle called
him in.
The boy had grown to manhood
and his name
Is now resplendent with the light
Of fame.
Brilliant his mind with gifts Of
learning stored.
He holds high place, respected and
adored;
In difficult and dangerous days like
this.
That boy is one the world would
sadly miss.
Long years have passed and now We
understand
How very wisely all mems lives are
planned.
The worthless fellow drunken and
depraved.
Unto the world a golden genius
saved
But for the wreck from whom all
turned aside.
one whom we sorely needed would
have died.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
THE MASTER.

We used to wonder why God let
him live. and why
So many useful better men must
die
Lazy he was unto the last degree.
If ever lived a waster. il was he.
Even the worm does something"
Parson said.
"Rut 'twould be better if that man
were dead
He broke his mothers heart, and
sick with shame
His people were who also bore his
name.
no good on earth" on that we all
agreed
And then one day he did one decent
deed.
He who was worthless, drunken,
wholly bad
Plunged in the lake and saved a
drowning lad.
He only heard the little fellow cry
The last faint call as he was passing
He. who had done no useful thing
before.
BattIed the waves and brought the
hoy 10 shore.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Week
And felt in consequence quite glad
When it was followed UP by Ghost
Week
We valnly sought 10 cerebrate
As we were asked 70 do in Think
Week
We lacked the means 20 dissipate
Which seems TO ne required in
Drink Week
Because Of our advancing age
We couldn't celebrate Romance
Week.
Nor could we ardently engage
In pastimes that were set for
Dance Week.
We're rather weak on weeks. in
fact
We haven't got the pep for Zest
Week.
And ind our nerves too badly
racked
To get the rest We should in Rest
Week.
And when we hear the fappers say
That presently Wen have Cheek
Week
We only can sit back and pray
To see al last an And-Week Week.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
\ LITTLE MORE ABOUT
BROTHER WOOD AND HIS KITE

DHO 1 HIN hOOD AND HIS hlIf
dear Bill:
You know Bill I neerly died
laughlin vest. that Mister Wood
the one you say Is the genial Mgr.
of the oliver Theater we'll he went
out flying a big kite, yes he did
YOU wouldn't think a grown man
like him wood want 10 fly a kite
woold you Bill. on the kite was
the words oliver PLAY ers tonlte.
I spOse them actors and actorines
musta give him the kite so they
put there name on il Well pref
~ soon the strings busted and the
kite started down washington 81.
him and all them stage hands
after IL
Gee Bill how they run they clum
on the roof of buildings an ever
thing a tryin to git it, one big
guy seq after a while well III be
darned if I go chasln a kite some
thin what 1 Amt done since I was
a kid. an Bill 1 seen the leeding
man lookin at IL too when they
was all rubberin and believe me
Bnl ne got Tom Mefghan beat a
mile for looks I bet il was him
give Mgr Woods the kite what do
YOU think Bill
DevOtedly as always.
DOROTHEA.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
OH WHAT SPORT. BATHING
WITH THE WILD CATS

(From the Daily Moan
II has just been announced that
fine specimen OF the genuine
wildcat has been purchased and
placed in the natatorium zoo. The
animal was captured unhurt and
is considered "a valuable acquis-
ton TO the zoo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
TheIower2<Babe
Bill Armstrong

the city the pastor took for the text
OF his sermon. Better Church At
tendance"
The pastor held that the automo-
bile had taken more people away
from church than any other thing
He concluded with the exclamation:
The Ford car has taken more peo-
pie 20 he'll than any other thing that
can mention" Whereupon Riley
Hinkle in the congregation began 20
clap his hands and moan. Praise
the Lord, Praise the Lord
What's the matter brother
asked the pastor.
TIE Ford never went any place
that IL couldn't make the round
trip"
Congress is thinking or passing
a law 10 deport all bootleggers. That
will be an awful blow TO the South
Bend Chamber of Commerce's slo r.
gan:-"1OO. 600 by 1895"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

John Farneman and Charley fash
or came near doing a whale Of a
business in automobiles this week,
when your favorite newspaper, The
News-Times advertised for the Far
neman-Tasher company a New Five
passenger REQ touring car for
$685.. Another cubist printer had
been getting in his deadly work, evil
IDENTIFY.
How Ions have YOU had your cook?
We have been with her nearly a
year now.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
A BIT OF VERSE

Eleven little bachelors.
All spic and span
Art Mcdonald proposes.
Then there are ten.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

1t begins TO look as If the only re-
lief Fatty Arbuckle Will ever get
will be either through death or
bankruptcy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Every time I see a girl powder
her nose or rouge her lips in public
in unembarrassed sight Of others, I
wonder what her eat-grandmother
who smoked a clay pipe, would
think Of IT,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

A teaspoonful of gossip will faint
a kettleful of pure truth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Lots of folks grope along with their
flag at half mast all their lives. Cheer
up, Hope is not dead.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Some guys are like babies. All
they need TO make them perfectly
happy is TO be given something 20
chew on, and to be allowed 10 go
around messing things up.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

When your shoes wear out from
walking, you'u be on your feet
again.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Some men live 10 ripe old age.
others neglect their brake Innings.
Some men are born lucky others
buy German Marks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07
BERT LONG WOULD HAVE SEC
ONDED THE MOTION II
HE HAD BEEN THERE

Tn one of the leading en-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-07

Summer peeps beguingy from every gay flower from the very
lines from each fold that makes these hats things supass
charm and loneliness Paris says abrcss these hats being
very and very obeden choose to be fashioned of with
combination of de chine geogete crepe MORE and ta
thereby achieving surprising of distinction and
martness-at decidedly moderate cost
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
10 DRINK M0ONSHlNE
Is DANGEROUS
Horrible Scenes Presented by Victims
at the St. Paul City
Hospital

The following story taken from the
st. Paul Dispatch describes a condi-
ton which is as pitiful as it is shame
full ~,
There is ward in, the CITY hos
pltal where wire nettings cover the
windows and doors, and nurses are
constantly on guard in the corridors,
alert and ready for emergencies.
sometimes the ward is silent At
other times it is filled with the shrieks
of wild rawlings.
sometimes the patients are hoboes,
buns, and men long-steeped in crime
again they may include in their num-
Der boys II or Is years, or a girl Of
hardly more than high school age.
"One may be brought in unconscious,
another sobbing, third fighting. or
still another shrieking in terror.
Some recover their health in a few
days. Some become blind. Some 90
insane Some die. J0k.
1.-The cause is the same-moonshine
artificial whiskey, or some of the other
poisonous connections which are sold
as good liquor ;3
If the public could observe this al
coholic ward of ours for a short time,
great many men and women would,
stop rlsking their lives drinking stuff
made by unknown persons and with
unknown ingredients" said DR.. a. B.
Ancker, superintendent of the hospital.
1T is suicidal madness for any one
to take into his system the poisonous
liquids produced by the ignorant and
unscrupulous violators of the liquor
laws. -E s8s;.
1T requires an expert chemist Ito
manufacture good liquor. The dis
tilleries and breweries paid large sal
aries to the highly trained men charg-
ed with the responsibility Of distilling.
brewing and processing.
when such skill is required, it
should be self-evident that an un-
trained man, knowing nothing of the
chemical principles Involved, cannot
safely manufacture these products.
He might just as logically try to
make paregoric.'
During 1921, Dr.. Ancker, said, there
were 37S strictly alcoholic cases treat
ed at the hospital, and great num-
Der of others in which moonshine
played a prominent contributory part.
among The patients were a number
of boys under 16 years old, and sew
eral young women.
Permanent blindness was the price
paid by some of the patients for tax
ing chance on bootlegger stock.
However, even whisky obtained on
prescriptions is not always real
stuff. DR.. Ancker showed a sample
Of so-called whisky sold by drug
store for medicinal use that was filled
with solid particles of filth.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
FARM BUREAU CAUSES
100000 PRICE CUT
State Federation Urges Farmers To
Use Prison Machinery After !,
Big Slash in Cost

Prices of farm machinery to be put
on the market this year by, the Min
nesota state prison have been slashed
100000, to meet demands made. by
the farmers through the Minnesota
Farm Bureau federation.
The state board of control, follow
ing conferences with the new farm
bureau leaders, reduced market prices
Is to more than % per cent on. farm
machinery made at Saltwater. Re
auctions on binders amount to nearly
$50 on a single machine, the state
federation says in an official report
prepared for the county farm bureaus.
One of the first acts of the new
farm bureau administration was to
urge the board Of control to bring
machinery prices down. AS result
of the reduction which followed this
demand, the executive board of the
state federation, in session last week,
passed resolution urging all farm
ers who are planning to purchase ma
chinery, to buy it from the prison
plant.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
CONGRESS FOR STATE
ST0CKYARDS CONTROL
Never Intended to Abolish MinnesOta's
Regulation at South st. Paul
Farm Bureau Informed .

=. st. Paul, Feb. S.-Congress meyer
intended to Interfere in any WayEWith
Minnesotas effective regulation. of the
South st. Paul stockyards, when it
passed the packer control act. r.sf*
That was the statement given to the,
Minnesota Farm Bureau federation
last week by Congressman Gilbert ~.
Haugen Of Iowa, chairman of the agri-
cultural committee of the national
house of representatives.
The farm bureau, together with the
Central Cooperative Commission asso-
cation, the Minnesota Livestock Ship
pers association, and the Minnesota
Livestock Breeders association, has
been fighting for continued state con-
troll of the South st. Paul market.
Legal representatives of the federal
department of agriculture had de-
clared that the new national stock
yards control act abolished state reg
ualtion and made state weighing IL
legal.
j. f. Reed, president of the state
farm bureau federation, and Charles
B. Crandall, president Of the farmers
cooperative livestock sales agency,
hurried to Washington and succeeded
in having the case referred to the
United States department of justice
for a ruling. If the attorney general
rules that state weighing must be a.
polished, the case may be carried to
the supreme court.
II court action fails the stockyards
control act can be amended so that
Minnesota control over the South st.
Paul market will continue, Chairman
lsHaugen declared.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
NEW INSTITUTE ANNUAL
NOW IN CIRCUL4 ALTON

The new Minnesota Farmers lnsti-
tutes Annual, booklet Of 1853 pages,
all devoted to the consideration Of the
Minnesota home and farm c0nven-
fences. is now being circulated. The
annual is dedicated = say the authors,
Nto the farm men and women who
have kept alive the vision Of the farm
home life as It, should be, and who
are striving the best they can to real
ize that vision In their surroundings =
Only the cost Of postage, six cents
for each copy, is charged for this val
liable publ Hon. Requests should be
sent to the Office Of Publication, Uni
versity Farm, st. Paul
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08
221,291.96
92,614.62
24o,395.s3
45,750.@
55,977.27
513,279.14
ROCKVILLE CLUB HOLDS
INTERESTING MEETING

The Boxville Farmers Club held a
meeting Friday evening Feb. 3rd. Fol-
lowing is the program given for that
meeting: Club Song by the club; VIC
lin solo, Charles Tullar Debate: Re
solved That Washington did more for
his country thar Lincoln. Affirmative
Hazel Munger, Clifford Quist, Jose
phine Iverson Negative Ralph Ste
vens. Herman Ferrero, Theodore Hill.
Violin Solo by Charles Tullar. Song
BY the club.
The club will hold their next meet
ing February 18th.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-02-08

Simple, clean, wholesome food Of
the right kinds fed to children in the !:
proper quantities will 60 further, home
economics specialists declare, toward
assuring youngsters normal health and
a sturdy constitution than any other
factor. Yet, even in this land Of plen-
ty, many children are undernourished.
If they were all in homes where the
income was small, this would be under
standable, but surveys show that as
many cases of malnutritiOn are to be
found in well-to-do homes as In those
which possesses less Of this worlds
goods. ~
What is the. trouble if child who
is given plenty Of food is undernour--..
sished? What more can parent do
for his child's physical welfare than
to provide an abundance Of food?
Those who have made a study OF die
tetics declare that the kind Of food that
a person eats is almost as importantss
as the quantitys and they say the trou-s
Bile with the health Of many children
In this country today Is not that they
are getting too little food, but rather
that they are getting too much Of some
kinds and not enough Of others.
Is Avoid one-Sided Diet.
a child between 8 and 6 years OF
age may be considered well fed II he
has plenty Of milk, bread, and other
cereal food, an egg or its equivalent
IN flesh foods once a day. q little but
ter, q small portion each Of carefully
prepared fruits and vegetables, with q
. small amount Of sweet foods after his
appetite for other food is satisfied. IS
any Of these classes OF food is omitted.
his diet is likely to be one-sided.
II The following bills Of fare for chill
{ dren's meals are suggested BY food
specialists of the United States De
partment Of Agriculture. The meals
are simple, easy to prepare, and suffi-
GENTLY varied to satisfy any normal
child's appetite. Other foods Of the
same class may be- substituted, when
one wishes. for any dish In these
Il "a