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Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
MADISON

The students Of the Madison High
school have made arrangements for
Lyceum Course to be given next fall
and winter under the direction of the
Colt -Alber Entertainment Bureau Of
Boston.
Edward l.. Hight, Fred A. Gilman,
]. w. flanagan. and H. c. Prince
went Wednesday to Bangor to attend
the State Convention as delegates
from Madison.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

hill and other places In Mass|
sets.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy DOlra'HI
little daughter. returned ThL'
afternoon from a few da,s Nlsl
Mr.. De Fratus parents. IN
Gardiner and Mrs. De lAtUs P~|
in Gardlncr.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Hon. Leslie p. Boynton and Mrs.
Boynton Of jefferson. who have been
passing the winter in Florida. are eX-
pected at their home next Saturday.
When they left Florida it was so de-
grees in the shade and they reached
Boston last Saturday in the worst
snow storm of the season. The Boyn-
tons have been dividing their time in
the south between st. Petersburg. AL
tamonte Springs and Orlando.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

A man who came from Crawfords
on the Bangor road to this city on
the electric cars Thursday afternoon,
reported that there were at that time
three autos stuck in the mud between
that crossing and the city. He also
said that one man in that vicinity had
hauled six cars out of the mud on
that road so far that day, and that
was about 2 o'clock.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
Woman III in Bed
Albion House Burns

Albion, Me, April 6-(SpeciaD-
The farmhouse Of William Copeland
burned early Wednesday morning.
Neighbors arrived in time to save the
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
EVERYBODY READ the Bos-

ton Globe.
Read the Boston Sunday
Globe.
Read the Boston Daily Globe.
Tell your neighbors to read the
Boston Globe.
To be sure of your copy of the
Boston Daily and Sunday Globe,
it is necessary that you order the
paper regularly from your news
dealer or, newsboy.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

H. r. Withee of Portland, assist
ant superintendent of the Portland
division of the Maine Central Rail-
road, was a visitor Thursday in this
city on business connected with his
department.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

]. r. Lakin of Indianapolis, one of
the speakers at the Democratic con-
vention which is to be held here to-
day, arrived in this city Thursday
and registered at the Augusta
House.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Mrs. John Damren and Mrs. Sam
uel Lombard of Waterville returned
to that city Thursday morning after
a short visit with Mrs. Damren's
daughter, Mrs. Frank Ham of this
city
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
AUGUSTA LOCALS
Theatre Attractions Today

Opera House-Greenwich Village
Revue in "Oh Frenchy" and Eugene
O'Brien in rs Life Worth Living"
A big double program.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Among the out t.of-town visitors
Thursday in this city were Harry
Lawrence of Gardiner. Fred Dunning
OF Randolph and Mrs. Fred Whit
comb OF South Gardiner.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
Funeral Of Amasa Gregory

The funeral services Of Amasa
Gregory who died Monday morning.
were held at the Methodist Episcopal
church at o'clock Wednesday after
noon. Following 9 prayer at the
house, the body was taken to the
church. The first speaker was Rev.
Ralph Lowe of Rumford who spoke
of Mr.. Gregory's home life. The next
speaker was Rev. HI. l.. Nichols Of
Skowhegan who spoke of Mr.. Greg
ory as he knew him during his pas
torate of the Madison NJ. Z. church.
The next speaker was Rev. d. b.
Holt, d. d. Of Auburn who was pas
tor of the church when Mr.. Gregory
came to Madison. The last speaker
was Rev. William Wood. the present
pastor of the church. The burial was
in the family lot in the Forest Hill
cemetery. The bearers were. George
w. Haynes. George w. F. Merrill. w.
J. Foster. T. III. Spear, Q. T. Briggs,
I. L. Nichols.
Mrs Ralph Thyng left Wednesday
for Fullerton, Calf. where she will
make her home in the future.
Gilbert Young has recently pur-
chased restaurant business in Wis
casset and will take possession the
first Of next week.
Ralph and Conrad Kennison return
ed Thursday morning to the Univer-
sity Of Maine.
Rev. r. =. Lowe who was called
the first of the week by the death of
Amasa Gregory. returned to Rumford
Thursday morning. -
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Captain Charles Norton of Dover
FoXcroft arrived Thursday in this city
10 attend the Democratic convention
which is to be held today.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Miss Doris Gilbert of Riverside was
n visitor Thursday with Mrs. w. p.
Berry OF Gage street.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
LOCAL NOTICE

Dance at the Girls clubhouse to-
night. Music by Hewett's orchestra.
Admission: Gentlemen 35 cts: la
dies, 2Jc. apr7d1t
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Robert Jewell, Herbert Caswell and
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Merrill of
Windsor were visitors Thursday in
this city.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Mr.. and Mrs T. S. Thompson OF
Belfast are visiting with friends in
this city.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Miss Frances Jackson and Miss
May Ecker were visitors Thursday in
Wateryille.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Samuel Smith of Gardiner and G.
H. Gatchell Of Monmouth were visi-
tors Thursday in this city.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

wishes Of the people who favored the
adoption Of the 18th Amendment to
the Federal legislation.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Carr Kennedy will return today to
Bowdoin college. He is going early
to get in a little track practise be-
fore college work commences.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Hot Cross buns and bran bread to-
day at Weber & Hewitt's, Augusta.
apr7d1t
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
News Bulletin on
Kennebec County
Emblem Contest

The Eagle Pioneers Of Gardiner
sprang into the lead Wednesday in the
Kennebec County Emblem Contest ac-
cording to the official scores given out
by the State Headquarters at Water
Vile. Gardiner for the week had 400
point-men, namely: Archie Cole. Har-
old Leighton, Linwood Leighton.
Frank Lord, which placed Gardiner in
lead, but Lawrence Gerald. Joseph
Adams and Elmer Hutchins of Clinton
Pioneers and George Boyd. Howard
Reynolds, Clarence Carr and Linwood
Rolf of the Monmouth aggregation
are all following close on the heels of
the Gardiner Stars, and next week may
tell another story. 1t is plainly evil
dent that no one is sure of winning
the race as Monmouth entered late and
in the final windup will be able to
score heavily. The standing Of the
names is as follows:
8. 9: L. OF MONMOUTH-HAR
SMITH, LEADER
Howard S. Reynolds 1875
tClarence e. Carr .........'.........37 $40
iLinwood A. Rolfe $40
Alden Hutchinson ................365 1868
Robert Pettingill .................36 $50
I4Ferett NJ Day ................. o4O
j eslie Jewell NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. .310
Harold Parlee .................... .270
Scott Higgins .................... $50
terald Wltherell ............... $50
RUSSELL Rolfe ................... ..2l0
EAGLE PIONEERS, GARDINER
STANLEY STUBER, LEADER
Archie Cole ................. .7S5
Wesley Leighton ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS $50
Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07
Oldest Damariscctts Mar

Damariscotta. Me. Aprl 6.-Ji
Gammans. the oldest resident F"
town. died here carly Tuesday
50. lie leaves three sons, Fnr
Lewiston. Creighton and JOSH
Boston. and a daughtcr, Mss 2
OF this town.
Eight Of the counties ~ Nt~
have women ~ treasures.
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Daily Kennebec journal., 1922-04-07

Mildred, the little daughter Of Mr.
and Mrs. Carroll T. Bragdon. OBJ
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
Flowers

We have nice selection of Poed Plants Ferns and other
flowers which will be welcome addition to any home Some
beauties have just been received this week
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
MnbiScO Items

The dry winds of the past few
days is making the wheat show thai
golden color.
John Mitts and family attended
the Children's Day program at Lone
Star Sunday morning.
There was a good attendance out
to Sunday school last Sabbath morn.
ing, and Rev. Scott preached at the
IL o'clock hour.
Miss Maude Roberts who is attend
ing the sumner normal at Goodwill
spent the week end with home folks.
Geo. and Chas. Bennett and fam
lilies spent Sunday with Ray Bennett
and family.
Joe Lewis and family and Laeuna
PUNK visited at the Hubert PUNK
home near Floris Sunday.
Mrs. PUNK and sons spent Sunday
at the Luther Shaw home.
Miss Fay Shaw visited with her
cousin, Mrs. Grace Robertson, in Ty-
rome from Wednesday to, Saturday.
E. s. Martin, wife and children
Alice Martin and Charles and Arthur
went to Liberal Saturday and spent
the night and Sunday at the Henry
Reeb home. Mr.. Martin returned
Sunday evening, while the family re-
manned for few days visit.
Misses Maude Roberts, Irma and
Martin attended party at the Wal
ter Gillispie home Friday night, given
in honor of Miss Zoe Denman Of
Texas. Ice cream and cake were
served. Miss Denman is sister of
Mrs. Denman is a sister of Mrs. Gil
lispie.
The following guests were enter
tanned at the ]. A. Rodgers home
Sunday. Newt Graves, and wife, Sid
Graves and family, and Jim Kemper
and family.
Fred Handles, who has been in
Pratt, Kansas, the past week as a
delegate to the Epworth League con-
vention, returned home Monday.
Dee Caldwell of Campo, Colorado,
who has been visiting his aunt, Mrs.
Handles, left Monday for his home.
John Mitts is getting acquainted
with his Fordson this week.
DIR and Mrs. Anderson and Mrs.
Handles attended the funeral Of Earl
Martin in Hooker Sunday.
The Irwin and Dombey base ball
teams crossed bats Sunday on the
Dombey diamond, and Dombey got
the long end Of the score.
Mrs Carlyle called on Mesdames.
T. L. Brown and c. A. Dennis last
Monday afternoon.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
LOrena Items

Have been having regular summer
weather for several days; good for
the growing crops and helping the
harvest to ripen.
E. d. Clevenger is driving a new
Ford Coupe, and Bryan Holland is
riding around in a new Chevrolet,
bought through the Liberal dealers.
Clarence Meyers of Orlando, Okla
homa, is visiting at the home of R.
L. Hill.
We understand that R. L. Hill has
rented his farms to C. E. Strickland,
and will give possession about Au-
gust first. Mr.. Hill and family ex-
pect to spend year in Illinois.
There were 149 at Sunday School
last Sunday, and $500 collection was
taken. A Children's Day program was
given after Sunday School, and then
Bro. Davenport preached fine SER
mon. He also preached in the even
ing. Bro. Neff preached at Lone
Star in the evening.
The Loyalty class will be enter
tanned at dinner next Sunday at the
Wheeler home. Edward and Margaret
Hill will also be guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. Westfall and son,
Henry, of Haven, Kansas, are visit
ing at the homes of Emil Schenchzer
and Geo. Westfall this week.
Tuesday, June 6thh, was the 25th
welding anniversary of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Wheeler, and a sumptious din
ner was served to the following
relatives:
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Mcintosh of
Marion, Kansas; Mrs. j. M. Ledbet-
ter of Canton, Kansas; Mrs. J. s. Will
son and children of Larned, Kansas;
Mrs. M. o. Wheeler and Melvin and
Dale; Alex Wheeler and family, Will
lis Jones and wife of Liberal, and
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Elliott Of near
Tyrone, Oklahoma; Mr.. and Mrs. Roy
Coons Of Beaver. Mr.. and Mrs.
Wheeler were presented with case
of Community Silver of the Gros-
voner pattern.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

Two years ago Nolar Leary made
his bow to Redpath- Horner Chautau.
qua audiences on the Premier Circuit.
That year he played the part Of Bob
in Nothing But the Truth"
Last Summer he played the part Of
Broadway in Broadway Jones'"
In both Of those parts Mr.. Leary
Justified his reputation as. an excel
lent actor-thoroughly capable Of diff
ficult roles. He made splendid sue
cess.
1t will be decidedly interesting to
Premier Chautauqua patrons to know
that Charles F. Horner has engaged
Mr.. Leary to play the part of Joe
Bascom in Turn to the Right" the
great comedy which is one of the
features OF the Premier Circuit pro-
gram this year.
Nolan Leary has played in many
New York successes in recent years.
He has appeared opposite such stars
as May Irwin. AS Joe Bascom he has
an opportunity to eclipse his former
splendid record.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
LIBERAL STORES SELLING
f.. SUNFLoWER BRAND BUTTER

Manager c. M. Waters informed
the Democrat Tuesday that he had
succeeded in placing Sunflower But
ter, on sale in every grocery in town
with one exception.
Under the new management the
Sunflower Creamery is turning out
high grade product which deserves
the support of the people of Liberal.
Buy butter "made in Liberal" and
boost home enterprise.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
TwOne-ROnte 2

John McAlister and family visited
Sunday with the family of their
daughter, Mrs. Claude Carpenter.
Geo. Bookless and wife enjoyed
Sunday dinner with the o. P. Book
less family. Sid Goodwin and FAM
lily called in the afternoon.
Stewart Newman returned Satur-
day from Kansas City, where he had
been for a short visit.
E. A. Stroup and family and W.
Bookless and wife were Sunday din
ner guests at Marvin Stroup's.
There is a we'll drill at the school
house. 1t looks like the school might
have plenty of water this year,.
W. L. Bookless and family spent
Sunday at the Fred Harrison home.
We hear that Mrs. r. A. Newman,
who is visiting her brother in Kansas
City, has the mumps.
o. P. Bookless lost a fat hog last
Sunday from the heat.
P. A. Booth is building new
granary.
1t is getting dry again, and a good
shower would be appreciated.
Miss liza Albertson is confined to
her home this week.
Miss Mildred Fuller will return to
work at Summers store, after several
days illness
Mrs. Lee Larrabee and Genevieve
left Tuesday morning on No. a for
Kansas City, for a short visit
Mrs. Anna R. Sharkey has left for
Cuates, New Mexico, where she will
visit with her sister, Mrs. Stephenson.
For Sale or Trade-1919 Buick
Touring Car; frst-class condi-
ton. Will give good TERMS
Herbert Dir.
Weir BROWN was over from Elk
hart Monday and his wife, who had
been visiting here several days, re-
turned home with him.
Grace Rigley of the Liberal Tele-
phone exchange, is spending her va
cation at Forgan, visiting with rela-
tives and friends.
Marion Mann was confined to his
home several days this week on ac-
count of severe attack of ton
silitis.
Misses Hazel and Ruth Wolley
left on No. Tuesday for Dalhart,
Texas, for few days visit with
friends.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
Pre-Harvest
THOUGHTS

What will you do after harvest?
Put to wheat the same land? And
pay same rent? or more? Sure it
will be be more if you raise more.
Did it ever occur to you that way?
And would it not be better to put
the rent and the MORE into land Of
your own?
Some. say it is cheaper to pay in
terest than rent. Suppose you Try
it out on this half section which is
about half way between Satanic and
Ulysses, on the new line of the Santa
Fe and within four miles Of town
site on this new road now building.
It is choice, level wheat land, and will
require $1800.00 cash now or after
harvest, and the same amount each
year for three years with seven per
cent interest.
If you move on or improve the
land, I will give you a three years
extension of time on the first de-
ferred payment.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Carlyle and
children of Tyrone, visited with his
uncle, Jim Carlyle and family Sum
day evening.
Mrs. M. E. Kemper Of Helena, Ok
lahoma, came in Monday for visit
with the family yof her son, Jim.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
HE BoBBED HER HAIR

Kansas City, June 12.-Mrs. Mae
Tork was granted divorce today be-
cause her husband, John Tork, forci-
bly, bobbed her hair, after she had de-
clined his suggestion that she adopt
that style of couture, according to her
testimony in Circuit court here.
She added that he then poured
glue in what hair remained.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

Food Sale Saturday, Star Grocery,
Ten o'ClockAAuxiliary, American
Legion. 51t1c
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15
Lone Star Items

We are having some very hot days
lately, and are hoping that we get
some rain soon.
A splendid Children's Day program
was given at Lone Star Sunday morn
ing, and it was enjoyed by the many
visitors who were present.
A large number attended the Sum
day school and preaching services at
Lone Star Sunday. Rev. Neff will
preach for US again next Sunday ev-
evening, June 18th. EVERYBODY is well
come.
Some of the row crops will have
to be planted ovevr, since the rain
and hail of last Monday evening.
Mrs. F. A. Ellexson and children
returned from Union City Michigan,
Friday evening. We are sorry to re-
port that Mrs. Ellexson doesn't seem
to be much improved in health.
Messrs. R. H. Tepner, Jim Gordon
and ]. A. Ross dug out den of baby
coyotes on the Tepner farm last
Tuesday. They captured seven, so
feel somewhat repaid for their two
hours work.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Mitts of the Ma
Disco neighhborhood, attended the
services at Lone Star last Sunday
morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. N. Ellexson's sons
and daughters are visiting here at
present.
Miss Lucille Tepner returned to her
at Lone Star last week, after a three
weeks visit with friends and rela-
tives at Perryton, Texas.
There was base ball game at the
Wise diamond Sunday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

Food Sale Saturday, Star Grocery,
Ten o'Clock-Auxiliary, American
Legion. 5ltlc
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

The Sunflower Cafe on Lincoln
Avenue closed it's doors the first Of
the week, on account of lack of bust
ness, we understand.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-06-15

Miss Mildred Cure has accepted a
position with the Taylor Drug store
as bookkeeper and will assist in the
music department. Miss Cure is a
talented musician and patrons of the
music department will welcome her.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26
a}aiaurul1s department.


Compromise. u can't use this
poem of yours" said the editor Of the
local paper.
"why not?" asked the disappointed
poet.
The editor Looked widely about him
fer an answer.
"WeIl-eri haven't room for It,"
so He stopped lamely, then a brain
wave struck him.
"But I'll tell you what I'll do. If
You'll hand in a years subscription
with, your manuscript, I'll put a ht-
tile notice in our personal column
stating that you have written some
lines in which you show firm grasp
of spelling and punctuation"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

term of United States District Court
for the Eastern District of North
Carolina, according to the annouce-
meur of District Attorney Irwin b.
Tucker.
Dawson, Ga, May %: Lit Boat
man, negro, was acquitted by jury
here today of the charge Of murder
in connection with the fatal shooting
of Dutch Jordan, white farmer, near
Colquitt, Ga, last year. a change Of
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

but sleep! All that night walked
back and forth in my cell.
The next day | was free.
1t was Lady .Astoi who had got me
out, after John NJ. Savage, the
American consul at Southampton,
had worked in my behalf for two
years, and had interested her in my
case.
l can't believe it, yet!
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26
/ Guided by the Union.-Two mus

Guided by the Union.-Two musi-
clans sat in q. concert hall listening 70
a, famous orchestra selection.
After a while the first musician
hissed flercely into his friends car.
''Thei fools are playing this move
n1ent too slowly much too slowly"
Y The other musician hissed back:
"Yes, expect their union only al
lows them to play so many notes an
hour!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

S0'The Navy Department estimates
il will cost $2.SO0OOO to Offset the
damage done dilles, wharves and sea
walls, by the teredo. The teredo is
marine animal, bivalve, which bores
it's way into pile. Teredoes some-
times reach four feet in length and Of
the thickness of a mans thumb.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

Taking a chanee.-Magistrate OF
irish Court (after a turbulent scene
amongst general public)-"The next
person that shouts Down with'Eng-
land. I'll have thrown out into the
street" :,
Prisoner (excitedly)-"Downl wid
England!"-London Opinion.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26
GENERAL NEWS
Matters of interest Gathered All Over
the World.

the World.
Birmingham, Ala, May 22:-Gov-
ernment, state, county and city au-
thorities are today investigating the
flogging of DR.. J. d. Bowling, city and
county health officer, following publ
cation here yesterday Of an attack on
DIR. Do%ling last Wednesday night
when he was lured from his home
taken far out into the country, severe
ly whipped and left bleeding in the
woods.
= Raleigh, n. c., May %: Cases in
volving forty or more Syrian mer-
chants in Eastern North Carolina. who
are charged with, using the mails Ia
defraud, will be mol pressed at this
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

A Timely Departure.--"How did
the checker game come out?" asked
the mayor ofsGoshwump.
.Wal." answered the proprietor OF
the New York, Boston & Chicago
Corner Grocery & Dry Goods Empor-
ium, "the boys figgered out that II
Heck hadn't up and died, Seth would
prob,ly of beat him."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26
Quite True, s.ubbins.-The English

Quite True, Stubbins.-The English
tourist approached Farmer Stubbins'
"How charming are those surround
ings, sir" she began smilingly...
They be, madam" replied the
farmer. =
And how sweet the song of the
thrush" she continued.
AYE, madam, returned the son OIL
soil; "but the song o. tn thrush IS
nought compared with tn lay o tn
en-"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

The Hidden Power. Jones was
busily welding a paint brush. A
wculd-be caller stopped.
us your wife at home, Mr.. Jones'?
she asked. Jones was equal to the
occasion.
.My dear madam" he replied. do
you imagine for one moment that /
would be doing this n she wasn't?"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

Starting Early.-"Who was the
lucky chap at the wedding this morn
ing?"
1.-The best man. 1 saw him KISS the
bride three times when the groom
wasn't looking"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS." - Vet
No. 1: That politician has a pose FOR
every occasion"
Vet. No. 9: Just how?"
Vet. No. l: "Well, he stood for. ad-
justed compensation, sat in the SEN
ate. and then laid down on the job"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

others.-Mrs. Crabshaw: l THINK
this radio broadcasting is just won
derful.
.Crabshaw: Umph! know whole
bunch of you women in this neighpor-
hood who've been in the broadcasting
business for years.-Waterbury Amer
lean.
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Friday, May 26, 1922.

venue was granted because of an al
legged attempt to lynch him following
the shooting OF Jordan and his son.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26

Faithless Jaek.-He Continuing his
narratives): "Apd there l was.close up
to one of those Big Berthas."
She: "Oh, Jack, you horrid thing!
And you told me you'd never looked at
n girl over there"