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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
TURNED JOKE ON MRS. GOULD
Occasion When Theatrical Manager
Proved Himself Gifted With
Keen Sense OF Aumor.

Mrs. George Could" said a New
York dramatist, was superb actress
before her marriage, and she often ell
tertained Augustin DAILY, her old man.
ager, ut Georgian court
Zone day as the Goulds and Daily
were sauntering over the Lakew God
gardens little group Of strangers
drew timidly near
Pardon me, Mrs. Could said one
Of the group, but we have heard so
much about your wonderful hothouses
will you allow us to visit themT
Mrs. Gould nodded towards Daily
mischievOusly.
"'Ask him. she said.
Pardon me-, Mr.. Gould, but may
We visit your hothouses? the stran-
ger repeated.
DAILY assumed grand air
"'Yes. yes, of course you may he
said, and pluck just as many apricots
and peaches as you like"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
IN LINE WITH BOLsHEvlSM
Parallel Drawn. by n. G. Wells 10
Pretty Good Explanation Of tx
listing Situation.

H. G. Wells was discussing bolshe-
visln.
'It's too bad" he said, "for. after
all, the bolsheviks meant well. But
they went too far, you see. That's
our trouble everywhere. Either we
don't go far enough, or else we go too
far.
Like the man in the French res
taurant.
This poor devil looked at the
French menu, which was Greek to
him, and then he touched an item
with his finger. The waiter brought
him plate of soup.
"Well and good. His soup finished,
he touched the next item. The waiter
brought him second plate of soup.
With repressed oath he touched the
third item, and Il third plate of soup
was set before him.
I'm desperation then he touched the
last item of all.
"The waiter brought him tooth
picks"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
CARE FOR FARM WOODLANDS
Keep Stock Out as They lnIure
Young Seedlings and Trees
Forest Supplies Timber.

Take care of the farm woodlands,
advises the forest service of the
United States Department of Agri-
culture. Keep the stock out-they
injure the young seedlings and trees.
Woodland and pasture land are most
profitable when managed separately.
The home forest, If we'll cared for, will
supply all the timber which the farm
needs for buildings. fences and fuel.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
KEEP COLTS IN ROOMY STALL
Young Animals Should Not BE Per.
mitted to Run With Mares Which
Are Working in Field.

If mares are being used for farm
work, do not let colts run with them
in the field. Keep the colts penned
in roomy, clean, cool, ventilated box
stall In the barn. If the stall is
screened to keep out flies, so much
the better. Let the colts nurse
morning, noon and night, and run
with their mothers in the horse pad
dock at night.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18

This Cow Ate More Than II Tons of
Grain, Hay, SiIage and Beet Pulp in
Year-She Made in That Time
More Than a Half Ton of Butter
and More Than 10 Tons of Milk
parts of the country. Because of bet
ter feeding better breeding, and bet
ter care, cows owned by association
members are much better than the gen
eral run of cows. The estimated pro-
duction per head of all the dairy cows
in the United States is approximately
1000 pounds of milk and 160 pounds Of
butterfat year. The association
cows are about so per cent better,
producing an average of GOT pounds
of milk and 249 pounds of butterfat.
According to figures based on 1904
yearly individual COW records, as but
terfat production increased from 100
to 400 pounds there was a regular in
crease of about SIC in income over
feed cost per COW for every so pounds
of increase in average production of
butterfat. AS the yield Of butterfat
increased from 900 pounds to 396
pounds, the returns above the dollar
expended for feed increased from IS
cents to 1882.
The cows having an average milk
production of $3.50 pounds showed an
average income of 1925 over the cost
Of feed, while those producing 1890
pounds showed an average income of
S21819 over feed cost. The cows in
the latter group produced about four
times as much as those In the other
group, and their average income over
cost Of feed was nearly seven times as
great. The increase In income above
feed cost grew regularly with the in
,rease In production.
A study of these records shows that
it pays best to put feed into big pro-
ducers, even though they are big eat
ers, says the department.
A copy of the bulletin may be OBJ
tanned upon application to the Depart
ment of Agriculture, Washington, D. C.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18

When trouble goes to sleep don't set
the alarm clock.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
Dream OF opulence.

A week before the Fourth of July,
three-year-old Betty invested quar-
ter in fireworks, buying two boxes of
victory snakes and 15-cent package
of sparklers. Every succeeding day
she took them out and looked at them
delightedly. On the morning of the
Fourth, as she prepared to shoot them
off, she said, wistfully: "Oh, muvver,
/ wisht | was a millionaire! !"
"Well, Betty, why in the world 90
you wish that?' her mother asked.
''Why, if was" exclaimed Betty,
Il believe I'd JUS shoot off this very
whole box of sparklers to once."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
impossible.

She was sitting out the village dance
when a well meaning but rather rus
tie youth saw spider running over
her lace collar. "Permit me-" he muir
INJURED. as he bent to remove 1t.
"How dare you speak to me with
ont an Introduction she said wither
ingly.
At this point the spider reached hel
neck. and suddenly she scried, "Of
take it off! Please take it off,
The young fellow only said, 81
couldn't think of it, miss. / haven't
been introduced to the spider. Lon
don Transcript.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
Animal Food REQUIRED.

Animal food is required for the
best growth in chicks, as well as for
large egg yields. Where bugs and
worms are scarce, it is well to feed
meat scrap, fish scrap, or any form
of milk products.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
INA In0NZT
I'LL The DY
LARGE PRODUCERS EAT MUCH
One of the Important Points Brought
Out in Department Bulletin
by j. c. Mcdowell.

prepared by the United States Department
of Agricuture)
Cows that produce milk and butter
at in large quantities have keen ap-
oetites and roomy parnches, but they
bring in higher incomes over feed cost
than the scanty producers, regardless
Of breed, age, weight, date of freshen-
ing, and geographical location. This is
Dne of the important points brought
tut in Department Bulletin 1869, Re-
alton of Production to Income from
Dairy Cows, by ]. c. Mcdowell, just
published by the United States De-
1artment of Agriculture.
The facts in the bulletin are based
en- a study of data supplied by 96
contrasting associations in various
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
Bad Time to Buy Cows.

Usually it is bad time to buy milk
cows any time during the middle of
the summer unless they are dry and
due to freshen some time during the
fall or early winter.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18

Worlds Largest Manu-
facsurer of Low. Priced
QUALITY Automobiles
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
REALIZING Value of sllo.

Dairy farmers are realizing more
and more the place Of the silo In the
successful feeding Of dairy cows.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18
The Tie That Binds.

Kriss-'Is the marriage contract
binding?' Kross-"Yes; 1t keeps "A
man strapped for life"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18

Men take opposite sides on the
money question, but the majority are
on the outside.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-08-18

One way to Increase your principal
ls to have principle.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05
NOTED CHARACTER ACTOR
| At THE LYRIC THIS WEEK
William Rock Rated as Best
Dancer of His Type in
America.
srEED's sErrErrE AI..o noorIEp
Company In Composed or Seven Yer
hntiie Variety Artists. Each nm In
df'iduni Performer or Merit, Pre-
sent" Musical Extravaganza.

Richfnond amusement seekers VIII
nave first opportunity tho coming
week to see William Rock. famous
character actor. and tho best dancer
or his type in America. az Il vaudc-
VIE star William Rock was seen
mere last season ~ the Strand The
ater at tho head of his own big pro-
duction William Rocks Revue. In
which he was supported By Billy Is.
Van and james J. corbctt. He is an
pcdtlnS in Keith vaudeville this sea =
son. with two pretty and talented
singing and dancing comctllcnucs. the
act being billed as William Rock and
His Girls
Another feature extraordinary Will
oc Stceu " Septcttc. one OF the strong
est drawing cards on the big time"
The scptctt. is made up Of seven
versatile variety artists. each an in
dtrluual performer OF merit TEcy
VIII feature the bill.for til. FIRST half
OF the week. The act. which * staged
ON the order OF an cXtrayagan2u. Is
nlauc w OF variety of entertain
'"s ni'S' There are songs. danccr.
comedy and Il wonderful jazz band
On this same biz will he Bcnui,r-
ton and Scott. vino have Il novel
comedy conccii. picturesqucly staged
and brccziiy presented.
The Murray Girls, singing; and dauc-
ing condolences. have prominent
place on the bill They are grace
'ul dancers and have personality that
radiatcs good humor.
Dano and West. rollicking knock
abouts. are team of funny black
face comedians.
barry and Whtledgc. sinpini; ana
comedy team promise "a fas, and
funny variety Turn. Like ali OF tn"
other artists on this hill ,hcy are
new !" isichmond. hut popular nr =
urcs IN the metropolitan vaudcviIIcs.
The stellar feature OF the show.
that comes Thursday for tho week
end Will be William Rock and his
Girls. In vaudeville Rock IS present
ing an act arranged by himself and
designed to afford opportunitv for
the display OF that wonderful versa
tility for which he Is famous. lie
is assisted In songs and dances by
two dashing condolences Of the typ.
of Maudc Fulton and Frances White
who asUuircd stellar reputation under
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05
NEW YORK PRODUCTION
At ACADEMY THIS WEEK
Greenwich Village Follies
Will Be Seen in Richmond
for First Time.
CoLoRruL MUSICAL REVUE
Musical Comedy Coming Thursday,
Friday and Saturday Is AbluEc With
Colors Fantastic md bizarre with
beautiful Girls.

For Tho first limo IN ,bis ci.,, III.
,h;rd o,r,,,, ,-,,r,., ~ 60,
v 80
VIC" N'iidse foiiies Is announced
The engagement will be at the AcGd
eny OF Music ON THURSDAY Erida -
.,,d c.,, ,
ih'S rcN"S'Sai comedy OF new
Works Latin quarter. vii, be pre-
scented her. Ly tho ISnhnn,ians Jnc
,o c.
49, -'''' - va e'"' "'""-
S'"S "'''''"'S me c"''Fe pT"uuS-
zion was devised and staged by John
Murray anderson ,vb;s att-oc.;o,
'S'''rs ire I'"'" us "'l'iiah'
-, w -, NV oIN ana rs
rn,;,i,t, '''''''' Ia
l. Treasure Chest.
This third annual production OF
the Greenwich Village Folli.s Is de-
scribcd as It treasure chest. out OF:
which all manner OF gay tunes. bril-
liant irappiugs. unique scenic cf-
feCts. nimbic dancers and beautiful
artists models appear This musical
revue is said 10 he abiazc with coiors
Fantastic ana bizarre. lovely girls
with odd and brilliant costumes
worked in gay designs.
Ecach season these annual Green
wich Village follics productions have
some outstanding artistic nn,cIty IN
This third annual production /, is III,
transformation scene designed by
Nicholas v dc 1.ipskcy. In this opt
Sode the interior of modern ball q
room is transformed in a fraction OF
a second into a moonli; garden with
me Temple of Love in the back b
GROUND. Not Il scene IS shifted or "a
curtain lowered TO secure this trans
formation. II is the result az the
harmony OF color" light and design
Staged With NiNidmc>s
other interesting features are tn"
MarionettcS' the cNquiS!toIy beautlfu!
snowflake Scene. the Last Dance.
which is a fragment OF = Paris
apache devltry and is staged with
such vividncss that II brings the en-
tire audience TO its toes and is made
more striking by roli!cking trav-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05

said some day ar actor would shine
my shoes. and my dream is about to
he realized"
sure" said Carr. .IInw van
bc1pp'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05
This Pure Cream
Stops Head Colds
Apply in Nostrils 1t Opens
Air Pao1agea Instantly.

Colds and catarrh yield Ike m: .
To soothing. healing. an'iscptic cream
that pcnctrat"s through every air
iI sSa Ec ana relieves swollen. ifi;,a-ua, !
membranes of nose and throat. rour
cloSEcd nos,rils open right up and
YOU can breathe freely. Hawking
and snuiiiiuE stop. Don't stay stuffed
up and miserable"
Get a small bottle o. F.ly's Cream
Balm from your druggist. Apply a
little in the nos:rils and get instant
relief. Millions endorse this rcmcd =
known for more than nfty years.
Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05
LOCAL THEATER CALENDAR THIS WEEK

Iowa and
-;
' >'''h vaudeville.
comedies cachd "' ." ." ''o''' an week Good
-Jcv,l
'''"E
I.arry
lies ,iicdc achd ny
bert g. - N IHure onda, ana Tp..o ,,
Wcdne
iIel
Mon9T , @ Iamyn why Announce Your Marra.e..
Of the
die" i,'f 'Nn None in rf, en-
pFcay Good comedies 60 '''' ''''"! ana sat
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05
RUSSIAN ELEMENT PREVAILS
IN PAVLOWA'S BALLET Russo
Not Only Has incompatible Dancer, Who Will Be Seen
at Academy Tuesday and Wednesday, Created Dances
OF Many Countries. but Has Secured Fine Cast

Since Pavlowa's Nutr q debut,
some seven years ag,. .yr ballet
organization has taken ou IN inter
national scope. as is generally the
case with all great art movements
Not only has the incompatible dancer,
who will he seen here at Tie Academy
Tuesday AMI "Wednesday nirhts.
created dances OF France. OF Spain.
Of Mexico. hi California. OF Norway
nd OF other countries, but the great
artists which she has assembled Tor
her support she has picked from many
different countries during her world :
vide tours.
l;ut despite this. the Russian ana
Polish elements ar" still prcdomin-
ant and Madame Payl0wa is st!ll JUS
titled in The use Of the title "'rhc
Ballet RusSc.'
The composers whose musical crcu
lions Pav,owa used for her ballots,
are mainly OF Slavic origiu--and rep
resent the greatest Of Russian music.
Dvcrak. Tchaik owSki. Gla"ounoff.
icwandowSka. Itub"nstcin. Tchcrcp-
nir" and chopin are among them.
Pavlowas scenery has always been
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05

tho tutolago OF the character come
.:ian. The appearance Iof William
roc" ana His Girls Will mark rcd
iettor event at the Lyric.
On the same bill will BIO Franco,
ana Kennedy. comedy. singing and
dancing couple. who havo II dIvcrsl-
fled act.
Nerins and Guhl. II roliickins pair
or knockabout blackfaco comedians.
arc bringing great laughing num-
be-.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-05

Tho Paramount Four. on this bill.
arc cuartette OF comedians. vino
have superb singing voices. They
oror budget OF new songs and II
jolly round OF comedy.
Rounding out tho bill Will come
the Airplane Girls. with n sensu-
tionai and spectacular gymnastic of
fcrinE.
Each Of the shows Will be supple
montcd with new and cntertainini,
inotion-p picture displays.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10

own mother lives many miles from
here. She wants me to leave my hus-
band and come home. What do you
think would be best for me TO do?
BLUE EYES.
If you car go home for a visit,
would advise you to do so. This
would give, you an opportunity TO find
out how much you really care for
your husband and how much he cares
for you. | believe the separation
would do both of you good, and when
reunited each would try harder TO
please the other.
In case you do not find it possible
to go nome, l would advise you to
bring about more friendly relations
with your husbands family. Invite
his people over to dinner and snow
that you are interested in them. After
that go with your husband when ne
wants to walk over home. 1t is only
natural thai you would prefer to have
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10
WHO WON
Chapter %

As long as Morton seemed TO want
her as a protection against the too
friendly advances of Gladys, Dora felt
sorry and wanted to help him. The
instant she began to feel that be was
letting Gladys dominate him. that he
was yielding to her persistent, ham
mer-and-tongs attack, Dora wanted to
run away as far as she possibly could.
She was so sensitive that she felt him
yield long before he himself did,
which made her unhappiness that
much longer.
Her cleverness may have gone as
far as seeing that Gladys was deliber-
ately trying to fascinate Morton. But
it did not go far enough to see a way
of saving him.
The strange young mar lounged
over her direction and sat down on
the arm of the next chair. This gave
him a physical advantage which quite
terrified her because she had to look
far up to see him.
"Uh-good evening" he said. You're
not dancing,"
Obviously! But an answer was
needed.
She felt all hands at once. She
crossed her arms, to hide her hands
that way, remembered this an awk-
ward position which she should never
take. uncrossed them, clasper her
knees, remembered Aunt Maude dis
approved of this as "mannish' and
ended by dropping her arms at each
side. where they felt yards long.
Meantime she murmured:
NO, l don't dance"
This because she was afraid he
would ask her.
The strange mar (she never learned
his name) sat silent. She sat silent
longing to think of something to say
her brain paralyzed by her odd social
nervousness.
She thought he was looking at hel
feet, of course; her shoes were fear
fully shabby. They made her fee
look ugly and she was sure she had
ugly feet, anyway. So she crossed and
uncrossed them and tried to hide them
under the chair.
The young man made some remarR
which seemed to call for a laugh. She
smiled, hiding her mouth with hel
hand. She was terribly conscious oil
the shortness of her sleeves. To be
sure, Gladys wore none at all. but
some girls could wear bare arms
gracefully. She wondered how.
The young man yawned. Plainly he
was very bored.
Desperately. she decided to tall
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10

him stay at home with you, but since
he will not, you will be happier by
going with him.
Perhaps there is not enough life in
your home. Entertain young people
more and sec if that makes your hus-
band more c~ontented. You know il
is difficult for a member Of a large
family to be happy in a home where
there are Just two. Try to get your
husbands point of view and decide
what it takes to make him content
ed, and then give it to him in his W
home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10
0dleaWal F1oWerT
zee y BY Marion Ruhincam ~

about the greatest bromide in the
world-the weather.
Its been and her voice stuck.
1t always happened this way.
Huh? Pardon? What. did you
say" From his lofty position his
voice came down TO her.
"Uh- nothing" she said weakly,
and dropped all attempts at talk. The
young nan lounged away.
The talk became general when re
freshments-the usual sandwiches,
cake, cocoa and candy-were served.
She would be a part OF the party!
She held her chin at its determined
angle.
But their talk was the gossip they
heard from day to day, which she,
busy with her work and out of touch
with people, knew only in scraps.
Il heard that Milton Young is going
to get engaged TO someone in Wer-
%nersville," a girl said. Dora knew this
rumor at least. She made an effort.
81 have heard she began.
"I1l bet she's homely whoever she
is" Gladys's voice cut in" Milt IS
genius at picking out homely girls
Whatever might have been said was
drowned in a general laugh.
Dora gave up trying to gossip and
drank her cocoa silently, eyes down.
her short dark lashes showing clearly
/ against the pallor of her skin.
Talk turned to the latest police
case-Morton knew about it. the story
! of a man, ordinarily brave enough
who had suddenly, and inexplicably
turned coward. While in Norris City
he had once rescued a child from {
fast railway train at the risk of his
life-and last week had fled in terror
when he thought a burglar was in his
house.
HE wasn't afraid" summed up Nor
ton, "he only was afraid he might b
afraid"
This caused a slight giggle but wa:
over the heads of the less serious
minded. Dora liked the story.
And people will laugh and call him
a coward now wherever he goes Nor
ton ended.
Like Lord jim" Dora put in, for
getting herself. She had been readirs
Conrad. Don't you remember" .
Perhaps her voice was weak, or hei
manner self effacing. No one remem
bered or paid any attention. There
was a scraping of chairs, the guest!
had to drive back to town.
Her first and last attempt to shin'
socially was over. Dora did not ever
say goodbye, not W to Morton. A!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10
Heart Problems

Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am a young
married woman n l am very unhap-
py my husband loves his
mo'ne and sisters more than he does
me. He wants to walk over To their
mouse every night after supper. AT
flrst used to go with him. but then |
refused to go, thinking he would stay
at home more, but he didn't and he
goes without me. Now his mother and
sisters think it is mean because I
won't go, and they don't like me Nv
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10

the people filed from the dining room,
she automatically began collecting
dishes and carrying them to the
kitchen. That was her fate always.
she decided.
Tomorrow-Triumph
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-08-10
HER PRERoGATlvE

Heck-Have you decided what you
are going to call the baby?
Peck-Yes; I'm going to call him
whatever my wife names him.
Boston Transcript.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
Among The People of Boone County
Huntsddk

E. 7. Wilks is again running his saw
mill.
Miss Kathryn Harper was in Columbis
Saturday.
Coarad Thornton left Saturday fol
0klahona.
Mrs. B. H. White was in Columbia
shopping Friday.
Otto Theissen Of Columbia was visit.
ing his home here Sunday.
The Christian Endeavor did not meet
on account Of the bad weathef
B. B. Hunt and L. r. Mclloway were
in Columbia on business Saturday.
Miss Allene Melloway, daughter Of S.
". Melloway, is very sick with pneumo-
mia.
George Long Of Columbia is erecting a
fine chicken house on his farm north Of
Hunfsdale.
Mrs. A. v. Ferguson visited her broth
ers. T. A. Hunt and Porter Hunt Satur.
day and Sunday.
Emit Murphy was called to Boonville
last week on account of the serious ILL
ness Of his mother.
James Torbit, who is attending school
in Jefferson City, was visiting his family
here Saturday and Sunday.
The Columbia evening Missourian., 1922-03-22
ROchebOrt

Elery Settle is i'll.
Miss Lucille Brown is i'll.
Mrs. Willard Lewis is i'll.
]. c. Hall was in Columbia Saturday.
W. o. Smith was in Columbia Friday.
Ed. Cook was in Columbia Thursday.
Miss Sue Brown was in Franklin Sun
day.
Roger Rawlings went TO Fayetie Sun
dav.
Miss Beatrice Cook was in Columbia
Thursday.
Raymond Bondurant was in Fayette
Saturday.
Miss Mabel Cook was in Columbia
Thursday.
Miss Ruth Wilks spent the weekend
in Boonville.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Flaugher went to
Boonville Sunday.
Miss Mildred Jones visited in Colum.
bia Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. John Brown has been visiting her
daughter at WoOdlandville.
Mrs. Aubrey Lewis, who has been III,
is reported to be no better.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Simpich of New
Franklin and little daughter we're the