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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27
Tom
Says

Mrs. Santa Claus does most of Mr..
SAINTS Claus work.
Warsaw is under martial law be-
cause Warsaw saw war.
Swearing on New Year not TO
wear your Christmas tie doesn't
count.
A golfer tells us the tea at the nine
teenth hole is all moonshine.
Moore's poem, THE Night Before
Christmas" has been filmed. Bet they
call il Nothing Stirring"
II every day was Sunday there
would be 40 insomnia.
The s. $. before 4 ships name may
soon stand for Ship Subsidy.
Did o know that straw hats for
spring are being made now?
raiiier Always learns what ms
Christmas present cost.
Near West Rumncy. y. H.. a mar
caught an eagle in Il skunk trap, much
TO the eagles disgust.
The sewing machine was patented in
1890 and neighbors have dropped in
! ia ngn II .Nap u',,Aa
\ Washington man has paid $500
Tor 70 egg that haven't been laid,
50 this must make the hen ner>
Nous.
Have the movie reformers considered
barring all films I'm which any movie
actors take parts?
Seattle auto drivers ran into II new
building going up and may claim It
was on the wrong side Of the street.
Reader asks If a clause in q VIII in
Your favor is a Santa Claus. Yes.
A bird sank over the Detroit News
radio. Why not broadcast chicken
Trying IN some country Kitchen
Skirts are longer 50 they can be
shortened again.
\ COW has four siomachs and
That is what a boy wishes he was.
Speaking of fun measure. many n
PINT bottle holds a barrel OF talk.
Marriages are made in heaven and
delivered under mistletoe.
Weep and the world weeps with Won
laugh and they think you have coal in
your cellar.
All people acting foolish are not
acting.
All work and no play shows Jack n
blame fool.
rlats are too small. Notice by chang.
ING a little space built-in convenience
become built inconvenience.
Carpenter will fight Ski In
March. 80 one will come in like a
hon and go out like n lamb.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

\ Washington man has paid $500
Tor 70 eggs that haven't been laid,
50 this must make the hen ner-
yous.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

Marriages are made in heaven ana
delivered under mistletoe.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

The sewing machine was patented in
100 and neighbors have dropped in
to use it ever since.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

Weep an. the world weeps with YOU.
laugh and they think you have coal in
your cellar.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27
Father always learns what his
Christmas present cost.

Near West Rumncy, y. H.. a man
caught an eagle in Il skunk trap, much
10 the eagles disgust.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27
TEN YEARS AGO
Happenings In Carter County and
ArdmOre as Told by the Files
Of the ArdmOreite.

Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Williams were
hosts at Christmas dinner yesterday,
in compliment to a few of Mr.. Williams
close friends. Covers were spread for
j. Il. Kerbo, VIII Ingram. Warren Mar.
tin, John Cooner. Harry Tillinghast,
VIII Hays W. W. Clements II. O.
Horne and Mr.. and Mrs. Williams.
Mr.. and Mrs. u. " Frensley and
daughter, Miss Myrtle Frensley Of
Duncan and Mr.. ana Mrs. p. l.. Linn.
laugh also from Duncan, are in the
city spending the holidays with Mr..
and Mrs. j. w. Weeks and the Frens-
ley boys. The entire family were to.
eether this Christmas, the first time
in twelve years.
Mrs. ]. d. Hardwick on c street,
northwest, gave n Christmas dinner
yesterday to a few friends. The guests
were Misses Dixie Towery and Ethel
Lawson and Mcssrs W. W. Clements
and j. b. Champion.
Alex Parker. son of $. VI. Parker Of
the District clerks office, and Miss
Mary Zellner were married at the resi-.
d"nce Of the brides mother. near this
city ON the evening Of Christmas day,
Rev. Cooley Of the Baptist church, Of
fic.ated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

All people acting foolish are not
acting.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

Did YOU know that straw hats for
spring are being made now?
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

Ireland's growing pains, says the
Duncan Banner, seem 10 be OF the
shooting variety.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

rH''s are too small. Notice by chang.
a little space built.in c~onveniences
built Inconvenience.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

il light heart and an erapty head never knows sorrow,
says Ray Bakely.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-12-27

All work and no play shows Jack a
blame fool.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
VOCATIONAL TRAINING

"All applications for vocational
training under the U. S. Veterans,
Bureau must be received on or before
Dec.lG, 1922. Regardless of how
worthy a man may be, if he fails to
apply in some way before Dec. 16, the
will not be eligible for training"
All applications for compensation
must be received within five years
from date of discharge, unless the
man has certificate of injury, in
which case there is no limit on the
time within which he may apply for
compensation Tie certificate of
injury must be applied for within
one year from date of separation
from active service or before Aug
8, 1922.
"There are no provisions for any
benefits from the Government for any
man who enlisted after Feb. o, 1922"
In connection with the second
paragraph quated above, we are
quoting a paragraph of letter
recently received from our National
Headquarters. They feel that some
Headquarters. They feel that some
fact that certificate of injury must
be secured befor Aug. 8, 1922, to
mean that is the latest date on which
any disabled pearson may file claim
for compensation.
probably the recent publicity
which has been given by the Veterans
Bureau to tie importance of Secur-
ling certificate of injury before
Aug ct 1922, has been misitnder-
stood. 1t is obvious that any disabl-
ed person who was discharged prev
ious to Aug. 8, 1921, according to the
terms of the Sweet Bill has only
until Aug. 1922, to secure certiti-
cate of injury. 1t is still true, how
ever that applications for compensa-
sation may be filed at any time within
five years after discharge, but with
cut a certificate of injury compensa-
ton will not be granted unless the
disability occurred within one year
after discharge Except active pull
monary tuberculosis or neuro- psychi-
atric disease which cases may be COM
pensible if they develop within two
| wears after diScharge.)
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18

can. as yet, scarcely endorse these
hours. but I heartily approve CT tax
ing a "siesta" each afternoon and OF
having delicious black tea served with
hot milk along about sixteen o'clock.
I'm sure there are scores of other
things l might tell you of, such as the
difference | felt between Buenos
Aires. which l think bears great
likeness to a city of the States, and
Rosario. which is distictly Argentine.
Or l might tell you or the little thrill
If gave me to go down to the port and
gee living in the harbor of the city or
NV adoption, an ocean going vessel
labeled "Antwerpen" and another
from a Scandinavian country but with
n name too long for my memory. Or
of such trivial matters as the way
these trains shrek and shrek con-
tinually. You have, however, reason
enough to be weary of reading. beg
of you to. make allowance for TINS
jumbled mass at least on the score
that first impressions are likely TO
come in -helter-skelter fashion.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
NyMA MEETING SUCCESS

About thirty of the county's bee
keepers attended the Bee meeting ut
Numa the afternoon and evening of
Friday the 11th discussing honey pro-
duction and honey marketing. The
ladies furnished chicken dinner with
ice cream. The speakers, F. B. Pad
dock, State Apiarist of Iowa and
Newton Boggs of the State Agricul-
tural college declared this the best
meeting of the series.
A petition goes from the meeting
to the commissioners to appoint Frank
Gray county,bee inspector.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18

pat on for the return trip. A soioaer
in CAV unifcrm with helmet ana
cyord as we'll as other accoutremehts'
lifted a tiny lass with all the tehaer-
ness which is so noticeable i'll the al-
t;tude of grown-ups here toward their
lavishly dressed children, carried her
r., a seat beside woman VINO was
evidently her mother, and theh LOON
himself off TO the bar to return WIN
the others when the tram was a"e 10
start. We retraced our course 10 ehe
city, took turn down through the
business district and finally sish.eu
tie school. l felt so at home on thao
tram, by that time. that wanted 10
sav "Adios" when l got OIL.
Eighteen o'clock is a very resoh-
able hour to arrive home. When you
come back from having had tea with
n friend, you return much later.
scarcely anyone has the evening meal
before 1900 and often it is 2o:oo OF
later. Hence, all evening functions
begin not earlier than 10000 or al'oo
In the winter church is at 2o:So'
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
NJ. 2. : iremen Return
After 4S Hour Strike

inc STRIKE OF missouri racine slight differ
4,;, trroon ,taoio1s
s1Il, aeS ~ arool the rawa and leaders the
me- the
n arrotaI, % Ia Missouri originally submitted
na,oor rat,rnd including the removal
of rmedg
X. assistant
90 - ~, az rninntas
snht of in the confrcnee
= - LAST sta Satisfactory
bee Train No. 49, due in 'ssFee"'e"' ""' ~ ~ ~
$40. arrived here about nie"'
No H. due at ordway business
Farmers
Pueblo on Educational and cooperative Union
o
nation wide protest OIL cona'o
where the to President harding o sehs "
night letter.
Warren G.. Harding OrdWay Coo Aug A4Ih, 1890
President, United States of America
Immediate action for relief necessary. -
behalf of thousands OF farmers OF ColoTaoo as wen
of who have literally eNtended
them credit we appeal to to the utmost the legal
and moral power of exalted position toward ohgils
about a settlement of the present railroad strike ne ne
M nroducts cannot extend credit
for marketing under present demoallzed d 4h
conditions Utter ruin menaces our farmers ana her 4I
oraI;tors We in immediate need OF appfoNlnateiy
25 600 cars to be available half immediately balance w
sxtv days distributed as follows;- q ooo
Arkansas Valley; Melons and Gantaloupes' 1000
1feey ~ Dtsla,e,' saa Erm;tS and Vegetables 5000
San Ious Valley Lettuce and Potatoes, 4,ooo
These highly persabe a nss s ama freight faci
ties nroyided First this district ready shpheh' oaS'
ooi ' The Farmers Educational Cooperative Union Oh
N'e| ~ H. H. DILLON Secretary
..4,,o,s of Ordwav Colo. earnestly join in the
above appeal, ,o,,c c,11p an opnwAy
(ogheo' nS By M. H. HASSTEDT, Secy.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
SAND ARROYA HEARS
MISS HAYNES LECTURE

Friday evening last the people of
Sand Arroyo filed the school house
to hear Miss Miriam Haynes, head of
the Home Economics section of the
State Extension Service. Miss Haynes
gave one of her lively discussion of
hame making, treating the diet affairs
County agent Newson of Lincoln
county was present. Other meetings
are being arranged by County Agent
Knapp.
A committee headed by Marion
Barlow will report next Friday night
on the poultry meeting in Lincoln
county.
In the Hustlors class tag day work
recently Miss Helen Long sold the
most tags and received the prize,
which was season ticket. Her
amount was close to $500.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
FISHING PARTY
LOST IN WATERS

Lamar Colo, Aug. 13.-Five persons
were drowned in Brandon lake, As
miles north of here, this morning,
when a flat scow from which they
were fishing, overturned. None of
the party escaped.
The dead are:
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Williams;
their 2 year old baby.
Mrs. G. r. Donaldson.
j. A. Donaldson.
c. r. Donaldson, station agent at
Bristol, reported the accident
81 had just returned to the shore
on the scow a few minutes BEFORE"
he said. "The others got aboard
and rowed TO the middle of the lake.
A few minutes later I heard their
screams for help. but they were too
far out to effect rescue alone."
Late today four of The bodies had
been recovered.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18

street and usually same roof covered
the chickens, donkey and cows. Some
times the horses and oxen. Houses
very ancient looking and always built
of stone, with red tile roof. Many
cheese factories along the way.
Lots of trees, common popular and
also the Lombardy popular. The
further We went the more we saw the
effects of the war. Some villages al
most shattered, but every where the
owners trying to repair. Oh, the
fields of scarlet popies! So many
lovely wild flowers, but always pop
pies. So many women working in
the fields. We passed through Chaut-
eau TERRY and as we neared Belleu
Wood we left the cars and walked in
to the peaceful cemetery where 1916
American Soldiers lies buried. 1t is
so well kept, has caretaker living in
a house on the grounds. The names
of the men are on the markers where
ever they are known. We climbed
the hill and saw the boulder monu-
ment with a star carved on it in
memory of our boys. A large Ameri-
can flag floats at the entrance of the
birds 1 have seen. 1t was solemn
cemetery.
Going on a few miles we left the
cars again and climbed long hill,
then crossed meadow, no road just a
path, then stood at the grave of
Quentin Roosevelt, secluded spot
away from any habitation. A small
granite slap from his comrade engin-
eers marked the exact spot where he
fell. Some ten feet away was his
grave covered with fiat granite giving
date of birth. and death and inscrip-
tfon, "He Scared Above the Shadow
of Our Night" A white railing en-
closes grave, but everything is of
simplicity. The sky looked so tran
quill and all so quiet it was hard to
realize it had ever been the scene of
conflict A bird sang, one of the few
birds l have setn. 1t was solemn
day for all. The many shell shot viii
lagos were constant reminders of the
was pitiful, tho her people are trying
to rebuild. The cathedral has been
so often pictured and evidently was
work of art. Much can never be re-
placed. The town itself is badly
shattered and everywhere are work
men, all so brave.
The couatry is rolling, villages in
the hills, everywhere hamlets are to
be seen. women in the fields, cultivat-
ed strips extend up the hillsides until
we wonder how they can be titled.
From Paris We spent an afternoon at
Versailles, the home of the old kings,
seeing the magnificenct of it we were
not surprised that the French revol-
ution occurred. Such splendor for one
family to be supported by overtaxed
people gave rise to revolt. We saw
the six gilded couches kept for the
royalty. Best of all was the lovely
woods where Marie Antonette used
to go when wearied with the elegance
of royal residence. Saw the bel
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
First Impressions
ALetter from South America

Miss Frances Strever, who is in mission work in SoutI
: has sent letter entitled First Impressions &c
@ Nv Miss Bernice Cornelison who accompanied her to
b Miss Cornelison is from Idaho, is superinten
GLEASON Institute at Roseario The institute is one of
Methodist church Women's Foreign Missionary society
on and free school in every respect The letter.
r. Imnressions," follows:
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18

FOR sALE-FouR ROOM BRICK
house, modern, except furnace.
Fine shape, excellant location. Reas-
enable price. d. e. Bone, (9-1)
FURNISHED LIGHT HOUSE KEEP
ing rooms for rent, See Mrs. F. r.
Forcher. (s-1l
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Continued to Last Page)
BIRTHS

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
w. A. Browning, Thursday, August
II.
A daughtc" was born to Mr. and
Mrs. John Lupton on Saturday Aug
ust 12.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-18
AIetter From Italy

D. c. Roberts of Ordway who is making trip thru
portions has sent letter to the New Era
of her trip and observations She
Italy where she travelling at the time. The letter
folows
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
SUNDAY SCHOOL
WORKERS MEET;
FORTY PRESENT


A conference of Sunday school
workers from Rock Island and ad-
joining counties was held at the
First Christian church Wednesday,
with 40 present
Discussion of class organization,
leadership OF young people anG
methods of teaching occupied the
morning session.
After luncheon at the church,
other matters were discussed The
matter of weekday church schools
was given considerable thought
1t was recommended in this general
discussion that such a project be
gone at slowly and that nothing be
done until sufficient funds and in
terest are assured.
The following divisional confer
ences were held in the late after
noon.
Children and education, led
by, Miss Weaver of Chicago.
2-Young people and adults, led
by Mr.. Wing of Chicago.
3-Presidents, vice presidents,
secretaries. treasurers, business
and administration, led by Mr..
Burnie of Chicago.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
HE NOT HOLD
BIG AUTO SHOW
I. other Means of Putting New
r.chine Models Before Public
This Spring.

re customary indoor auto show
[..abIy will not be held this year
m lack of showroom large
.roh to accommodate tri-city
'..mobile agencies. However, the
E'Srity Auto Trades association
n suppIant the indoor show by
liner means of exhibit but de-
\. have not been decided upon
II A Fuller, president of the as
..sstion, stated today that the or
-ssrafion has practically aban-
- the idea of giving the an
In indoor exhibit, but in the early
ing when the weather is favor
|'sls the agencies will have some
|snns Of putting the new machines
|,sore the public.
ne association will have its reg
..r meeting next Tuesday evening
n he Manufacturers hotel, Moline.
X. action on the exhibit will be
|stea then, but preliminary discus
|ssns may be held. A delegate will
z sent to the state meeting of auto
|sobile dealers in Springfield.
\ last summer, the association held
I,osn house at each of the respec-
IA automobile display rooms and
|, hinge parade in which hundreds
\ machines were on exhibit.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
CONTRIBUTE AMY
ILL LUCK Today
TO FRIDAY, 18TH

Did you stub your toe this morn
ing or loose your collar button7
Whatever your i'll luck may have
been, there Is enc consolation and
that Is that there is something to
hang it onto. II you forgot your
luncheon appointment or a bust
ness engagement today, blame your
forgetfuiness to the III luck OF Fri
day. the 18th.
This is the first uniucky Friday
since May last year. There was
only one Friday, the 18th, during
1921, but this year has two. The
next Friday, the 18th, will not come
until October
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13

fore Judge II. 7. Church yesterday
afternoon Two pleads d guilty AMI
were sentenced.
Emery Tru1ell Of Moline pleaded
guilty 10 ;tssaulting Rachel Vim
cent, Oct Il, wiTb a deadly weapon.
Mrs. Vincent was shot but the
wound was not serious TruAell
was sentenced to eight months in
the county Jail and ordered to pay
a fine of S10a
John d. Jones, indicted for the
theft of $50 from the meat harket
of John II. Schmidt In Moline Dec.
so, pleaded guilty. Petition for
probation was filed at once and
granted Jones will be required 70
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
PAYNE PRESIDENT
OF NEWEST BANK
IN EAST MOLINE

Especial Moline Se-viceD
Election of officers of the First
rrust and Savings bank of East
Moline. the youngest of the city's
financial institutions, took place
Wednesday. Following are the
officers:
President-Frank Payne.
First vice president-George D.
Long.
Second vice PRESIDENT. B. Nc
Michael.
Third vice presid ant-August
EandeVelde.
Csshier-Henry d. Setter
Andrew Mihail having left the
|dty his place in the directorate was
|Ed by Phil Dhondt, merchant.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13

noon. and the session served as oc-
casion for the submitting of the
secretary-treasurer's annual report.
The report showed the affairs and
finances Of the board TO be in good
shape.
only two pensions are being paid
by the board. One is TO George W.
Newberry, former chief. and the
other is to Mrs. Peter Frey, widow
OF the former fire chief, Peter Frey.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
sore Throat Prudence

without a bottle of TONSIINE, for you
don't know what moment It may be
needed to relieve a sudden case Of Sore
Throat. Relieving Sore Throat is TON
SHINES special mission. 1t is made for
Eat-advertised for that-sold for that
enc purpose. TONSILINE is the Ma
ional Sore Throat Remedy, 1t is sold in
every State in the Union. You
will need TONSILINE one of *
these days, or some night when
the drug store is ciosed-better y
eare a bottle ready at home
when you need it most. 35e., Ia
and 60c. Hospital Size, 500. "a
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13

Don't think because you have
taken many remedies in vain that
your case is incurable. Hoods Sar-
saparilla has cured many seeming
ly hopeless cases of scrofula. ca
tarrh. rheumatism, kidney COM
plant, dyspepsia and general de-
bility Take Hoods. - advertise
ment }
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
TRUxELL GIVEN
JAIL SENTENCE
Pleads Guilty TO Assault Charge
John ID. Jones Admitted to
Probation.

Defendants to 10 indictments re-
turned by the January grand jury.
were arraigned in circuit court be-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13
PENSION BOARD
HOLDS SESSION:
REPORTS GIVEN

The Rock Island firemen's pen
sion board held its quarterly meet
ing in the city hall yesterday after
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-01-13

report az regular intervals to the
Moline e...ticn officer for one
year.
The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1922-01-20
Wholesale information Filed
Against Alleged Gamblers
and Bootleggers

County Attorney Erickson was busy
alIaof last week getting ready for the
proposed February term Of district
court, in the getting prepared and
filed in the District Court, informa-
tions against divers persons charged
with the -75iolation of the liquor and
gambling laws.
information fled Thursday of last
week against Arthur Davis, now in
the iail at Great Falls for safe keep
ing. charging him with the crime OF
ssBurglary With Explosives" in the
Homestead State Bank last fall. 5Dav-
IS has not yet been arraigned. he
will be arraigned upon his return to
Sheridan county about 3 week before
court opens.
Stewart Released on Bonds
Inofrmation was filed Friday OF
last week against P. j. Stewart,
charging that gentleman with the
aVioIation of the Prohibitory Liquor
Laws He was arraigned Friday
and plead not guilty, through ms at
torney, Paul Babcock.
Infornations were filed Saturday
morning against Frank Smith, Z. =.
Stewart, Harry Hillyard, John Bolids
and lack Becker, charging them with
gambling with the famous "Oil Men"
last spring. All of the defendants
were arraigned and pleaded not gull
ty through their attorney, Paul BAD
cock. All furnished bonds.
All cases were set for trial at the
ensuing term of court.