Norwich bulletin., 1922-09-12

piow'' and from then on I became inter ested in Rotary and later became full iedged Rotarian.
 Really. he said. take pity on avery audience I see, they're such helpless be- ings why, do you know they stand even less chance than bowlegged girl m the city where she was brought up.
 You know. he said once I hoped 10 be a great public speaker, one of these fellows who rant about, tear their hair, swelter down collar or two. and wave their hands or work up sweat, My hrst try convinced me l was not public speaker and conId never hope to be, and to convince you that I am right can say that in twenty years I have not sweat a quart. and look, all my motions are in my pockets Really. he said. mo tions sometimes spill the beans I know a minister who made q wonderful appeal and wound up with a great burst of ora l tory spelling 1t by his gestures His | bean spilling came like this: When the call Is sounded up wonder Che pointed upo, will be there, land the poor man pointed down).
 You know parent love Is wonderful | the world could not get along without it, look at our children. wonderful are they not. yet you bet they are and we only
 have to look at them to realize that up
 to the time they were born the creator was only rehearsing.
 | People who have sweIled heads usual ly have the least occasion for the dis ease and you know why. Isn't football
 easier to blow up than door knob. | Sure.
 An easy way to find out if person is
 foolish is to look at yourself You can
 tell whether you are foolish or not. Any
 one who admits there was a time when
 he made fool of himself needn't. but il
 you don't know of any such time ther
 you're still a fool
 Say folks, here's the shortest poem or
 record. it is entitled "The Antiquity o
 Microbes" and runs as follows:
 Adam Had'em-
 Here's the shortest story evei wrote: "Once uron a time there was l boy whose name was Henry. until h was born, and then they called hin l Henrietta
 Don't jump at conclusions. he said. 3 had dog naAaed August that did that : Once he chased around in circle fo 1 nearly an hour jumping at his own con 2 clusion. Another time he jumped a . the conclusion of mule. and the mex day was the first of September. Get 1 good.
 z Tn closing Mfr. GIiliian recited his poem e Finnegan, and voiced the thought tha 8 1t was up to the peopleo fthis Eenei
 atfon to bring up the next generation
 and this was the big job. any other 3o
 one might have must be side line.
 Norwich Reception Committee. 1t Serving as a reception committee frol Is the Norwich club were Dr. Hugh It Campbell. Joseph c. Worth, William > Park. Alfred E. Bliven. J. Nelson We,
 mouth and Russell Clapp. The NorwiS ie committee wore white isnnels. blue coa 10 and blue bow ties. The New Londc n. boys wore much the same with 20 Id and blue cravat. These committees we a- kept busy during the greater part of il k day directing new arrivals and assistil Ut in making the guests at home. to The Fall River liner Providence d of not arrive at the hotel until late in t of afternoon. During the business sessi in of the conclave which was held duril ty the afternoon the ladies were entertal Ie. ed with tennis. golf and motor tri oy while some even indulged in a hydropla m trip over the harbor. All In all 1t pro it's ed to be a most enjoyable afternoon. n- Breahfast in Charge of Norwich clui
 The breakfast meeting this Cruesda
 morning will be in charge of the NJ R wich club and 1t is expected that | or local cluD VIII turn out AVV per v lrt strong. The remainder of today's pl ce gramme Is as follows:
 ts. a. m. business meeting in The Or ,e- wold" ball room. District Governor R' ,es ert W. Hill. presiding.
 or 10 a. m.. reception. to the ladies at ms Shenecosset Country club. Putting e art tests and clock golf Band concert. ie- 12.s0 to 2.s0 D. m. luncheon In T ,o- Griswold' dining room, in charge of
 Bridgeport club.
 2.3o p. m. ocean sail on the palat
 steamboat Providence" of the F me River Line Band concert on boat. Af ice ocean sail. Group picture in front of lis tel.
 ice s.se to ?. m.. dinner in 'The Gr .go old" dining room. District Cover nd Retert W. Hill. presiding. Address lad Joseph A. Turner. chairman commit ias OH Education, Rotary International Pr ear entation of attendance cup. ew e.30 ?. m., "The Governors BsllT na- "rhe Griswold" ball room.