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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
BOTTLED N BOND.

How much botIed-in-bond whiskey remains
stored in farehouss throughout the country? About
S00O 600 gallons. answers Willard F. West deputy
commissioner Of internal revenue
Rum hounds viii fsure out that this is 2,4s2 OOO.-
ooo drinks or % for every man. woman and child
in America.
70 seems lot.
But warehouse stocks OF whLskey IS months ago
were 5o.oooooo gallons. compared with $1,000 900
gallons now.
The complete exit Of John BarIeycorn. except on
doctors prescriptions is just matter OF arithmetic
In very few years pure whiskey. sold outside
the law. VIII be worth $10O a quart Thereu be
plenty Of FOOLS who'll pay that.
Pure aged whiskey near extinction. Poison cir
culstes I'm IFS place. Interesting days for the stu
dent Of criminology-
You read that the mortality among prohibition
enforcement officials along the Mexican border is
higher than among the American fighting forces
that saw action in France.
Liquor officials. watching for smugglers from
Canada. al Rouses Point y. y, report nonchaIantiy
that pistol battles with rum-runners are almost
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
TWO CHILDREN.

A Nebraska mother, rinched by poverty offers
her seventh child at auction, the bidding to take
the of giving the person who can give it
the best home.
Down in New York, the child a muti-millon-
are lies very death, the victim of too much
food, placed at its disposal by the small army Of
nurses who could not withstand its pleas
Should visitor come from Mars and couple these
bits of news from a single edition of a daily
paper, ne might wonder upon the basis of a claim
that this is a civilized land.
The misfortune of the little ragged stranger in
the home of the poor mother who chokes back her
maternal love in endeavor save the child from
privaton is hardly less poignant than the suffering
this babe the over-rich who is being poisoned
by much.
The offer of the Nebraska mother will probably
be signal another crusade by that organiza-
tion composed largely of single women who would
curb by law the number of children which may come
TO a single home and limit that number to the
financial status of the parents
The fate of the rich child will be pointed to by
the advanced radicals failure wealth and the
entire capitalistic system.
Both will be equally foolish and short-sighted. A
more sensible warning if there be a warning might
take the course of recognizing all children as real
assets of society as much its care in the days of
their infancy as they become at a draft age in war
times be cared for If necessary by aiding help
less mothers in the dark days of poverty and by
teaching ignorant. though rich. mothers the neces-
sity of proper care.
Children are too precious to be auctioned or
proisoned
Stars tell the future and movie stars tell the past
Sitting tight is fine; but when a man is tight he
won't sit.
st. Louis man chopped up his furniture with
Try this on your neghbor's piano
Professor says troubles are cured by talking.
What cures talking?
Congress used 1850 500 words last season. Placed
end TO end they would reach around the world 40
times and back TO where they started
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
ANOTHER DANDY IDEA.

The superb article above Of ours,
which advocates more special weeks
for the people of this country, also
suggests another idea 10 Us which
could be adopted here with great
profit to all concerned. You are all
familiar with the custom Of every
once i'm a while setting apart 10 min
utes. during which time we face west
and think about some certain thing.
One month, the American people are
asked to face west for 10 minutes
and think of Wilson. Another
month. they are urged to face north
and wonder if their coal pile is go
ing to hold out.
Now our idea is this, for all the
people of South Bend on some GER
tain day real soon to face the west
for 10 or 20 minutes and think about
The News-Times circulation, which
is net duplicated. Daily and Sun
day, 20 cents the week,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
The Toverg<BabQl

Our idea OF 100 per cent inactiv-
fly IS Doc Stoltz romping around
through traffic downtown in his big
Ford coupe.
You can always depend upon the
star OF your favorite newspap per.
The News-Times 10 be raising some
thing Some of the members raise
funds for various purposes. Some
Of them raise Cain, and others occa-
sionally raise both funds and Cain.
Just now our Mishawaka colleagues
are busily engaged in raising money
10 buy a Ford coupe for the Red
Cross. If you are interested. Just
mail your check TO W. Z. Wallach
our Mishawaka manager.
Mr.. Wallach is the man. who came
so near being chief Of police IN Mish-
awake They tell us, just simply a
yes" from Mayor Bill Dodge would
have put him in the office.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
More Truth
0Than pOQtrU
~ danes 3 MONtaSlio =
.l danes e
LOOMING BACKWARD.


A rich Westerner is going 10 buy a
ball team and make it invincible by
feeding the players on monkey meat.
When athletes grow feeble and ailing
And their muscles get into bad
shape,
And medicine proves unavailing.
They are fed on the meat of the
ape.
And then they no longer are faded;
They trot round the diamond with
ease,
Being somewhat paternally aided
BY their grandfathers up in the
trees.
II results so astoundingly splendid
Can be gained by retracing the
track
Cn which. as a race we descended,
We had better go all the way back.
The ape lived a long time before US.
ID forests, hot, misty and dim;
But the bony-winged icthyosaurus
Lived quite a long time before
him.
This beast was quite modern in fea-
lures
A product OF aeons ofdime
Compared 10 the jelly-like creatures
That crawled in primord!al slime.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
MODERN CELEBRATIONS.

The tendency nowadays is 10 OBJ
serve some sort OF a week for every
one Of the 81 throughout the entire
year. and we are here 10 tell you
that this is a mighty fine scheme
They have "a Go To Church Week
then there's a Go To Theater Week,
then along comes Thrift Week, Hot
point Week. Bluepoint Week, and
dozens of other kinds OF weeks-57
varieties of them all told To en-
courage people to buy, to stir them
up to being better, 10 educate them.
amuse them, make them more
healthy. make them fatter and make
them thinner, we have special ceIe-
brations every week
We believe these special weeks are
a good thing, as they give US some
thing to look forward to in life, but
do you think they go far enough q?
We repeat. do you think they go far
enough, that We have enough weeks
10 completely cover everything?
For instance, why wouldn't it be
a good plan for Mr.. Volstead to cele-
brate a Dago Red week every year?
Once each year, according TO this
plan, the government would permit
the taxpayers to ply themselves with
red ink. made from the lucious
grape. The bars would be let down
for the time being. and the week
would be celebrated with great hilar-
/ ity. Then after Dago Red week had
| passed. other weeks could BE- devised
for the Joy and pleasure of all who
l-survived.
Another fine idea would be TO have
IA PhOney Check Week. OF course,
there are a lot of louis already WAC
celebrate this event the year around,
/ but this would be centering attention
on one week only and everybody
| could have a good time. Just think
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

Lightfoot Larry, restless lad.
Ran away from mother. ran away
from dad.
Ran away from everything he had
known
And started round the world all
by his lone,
Lightfoot Larry, restless kid,
Beat it for the distances, so he did.
Hit the open country and the deep
sea track,
Il won't return" said Larry. "till
I'm coming back"
LightfoOt Larry. restless chap.
Wandered all the countries that are
on the map,
Shivered in the Arctic, sweltered on
the Line,
Fought and starved and suffered
and he liked it fine!
IIghtfoot Larry, restless lad,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
SHOES

I'll tell YOU it's a problem when a
youngsters nine years old
To keep his feet i'm leather and TO
keep him heeled and soled;
Just about the time l fancy I've
some money / can use.
His mother comes and tells me that
he needs a pair Of shoes.
Now / can wear pair of shoes for
several months or mere.
But Bud, it seems, is working for the
man who keeps the store.
And the rascal seems 10 fancy that
his duty is 20 show
How fast n healthy, rugged boy can
wreck "a leather toe.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
DR. f. r. CARSON.

wishes 20 announce TO his patients
and friends that from this date. Jan
3rd, 1929. he Will devote his entire
attention 70 his DENTAL PRAC-
TOE and can be found IN his newly
furnished and completely equipped
Offices 81 i25 W. WASHINGTON
Av.. first stairway east OF J. NJ. &.
bldg. Telephone Main $40. Open
Sunday morning by appointment
wish you one and al a Happy and
Prosperous New Year.
Respectfully,
F. r. CARSON, Dentist.
A-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

These things, unresistant and idle,
Are found. in their primitive forms
in marshes and salt-reaches tidal
When the sea has been battered by
storms.
And therefore, a trainer prophetic
Who is anxious 10 build up some
day
A team so alert and athletic
II will win every game il may play,
Who wants 10 achieve a sensation
With a nine that don't know how
TO lose,
Will diet his whole aggregation
On the creatures that feed on the
ooze,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
dust EOlRs @H a 9sssz

But shoes are made for romping in,
for climbing and for fun,
For kicking bricks and empty cans
and I am not the one
To make him walk sedately in the
way that grown-ups do
There's time enough for that. I say,
when all his boyhood's throu gh
SO let him wreck them, heels and
toes, and scunf their soles away
I'll not begrudge the bill for shoes
that I'm compelled TO pay.
For I rejoice that it's my lot, when
mother breaks the news,
To have a healthy, roguish boy who's
always needing shoes.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
BcrtOnBraleyS Daily Poem
ZI5h6Ot larry

Came back home to his ma and dad,
All his worldly fortune was some IS
cents
With a million dollars in experience!
Lghtfoot Larry, blithe and brown,
Sort of thought he'd marry and just
settle down,
Now he's got a job-but he won't
stay put,
Lightfoot Larry has an itching foot.
Lightfoot Larry. restless lad,
is of once more for a worldwide
CAD,
With a little fool girl as his gypsy
wife,
And won't he lead her just an awful!
life!
But when Larry calls-wen, girl
must go
And I'm the girl, so I ought to
know!
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
OtherE ditors Than Ours
BACK.
Denver Express. }

(Denver ExpreSs.)
The mouth IS coming back. Large heaps or
them are displayed in music store windows The
fad will probably take strong hold. for the college
boys have taken IL
Historians will chuckle at ths and say: History
repeats Everything in cycles. All things come
back"
The return OF the mouth organ may mean we are
another step away from the Jazz band. When peo-
RE show a craving 10 express themselves indi-
vidually through music. harmony is returning Jazz
IS nob-insanity music, never individual
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

To really progress this year place
your money where il will earn the
most. The Building & Loan Assn,
124 s. Main St, pays SO interest,
compounded quarterly. loft
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

Just as We expected, we had no
sooner paid our last income tax in
stallment than the government be-
gan dunning US for another one.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

The ex-Kaiser didn't give the Ger
mans any Christmas presence, but
his Christmas absence was more ap-
preciated
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

To really progress this year place
your money where lt VIII earn tle
most. The Building G. Loan Assn.
I24 s. Main So, pays So interest.
compounded quarterly. l0-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
Becoming Human

Lenine says that all he wants now
is money. The fellow Is actually be-
coming quite like the rest OF US.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

Cycleman plants IN nloom. South
Bend Floral Company. i22 y. Mich
igan street S51-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
Bill Armstrong

OF the fun OF going into the oliver
hotel and asking everybody in the
lobby 20 come IN and have dinner
with YOU: then after IL had been
served and YOU had eaten a little Of
everything in the place. you sum
mon your waiter with elaborate cere-
mony and tender him check, worth
NOTHING except 10 somebody who
wanted 20 take the trouble 10 SAL
wage the dried ink and the paper
the check was written on. and then
sail grandly out OF the dining room
the object OF all eyes. Yes, we are
strongly in favor OF Phoney Check
Week. It can't come too soon 10
suit US.
Steal-An-Auto Week is another
seven day celebration, which could
be pulled at most anytime during the
yea and would furnish 100 per cent
enjoyment and recreation TO a wor-
ried populace. worn out by war, the
income tax and the bootleggers. OF
course the week would be kind Of a
tough one on auto owners. but there
are comparatively few of them there
birds. And too. prices of machines
are down low enough now that, who
ever hapens TO lose their auto
would be pretty narrow indeed, 4!
they let out a squawk and tried &c
interfere with the proper celebration
of a week Of this kind.
OF course, you may think Of a LOT
OF other weeks. which would make
good excuses for celebrations Of vari-
Gus kinds. We would be glad Il
hear suggestions at any time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

1907. tin Tuxedo. &1.35. Engers.
SSs-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10
MILITARY NOTES.

We understand that Charles b..
sax is trying to rent a generals uni
form. which he can wear 10 the re-
ception for the soldiers in the Stude-
baker administration building the
evening of January 10Th.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-10

Congress used 1sS62 500 words last SESSION. Placed
end TO end they would reach around the world 40
times and back 10 where they started
The Washington times., 1922-06-13

mingle with John Arthur John
son, the former heavyweight
champ on July 4, is a great hit
ter.
But Sam seems to question
"Tut's" heart. Samuel saw
Tut" box Sam Langford not
long ago, and says Tut" was
tut-tutting quite some when
Than was disqualified-wrongly
Hall says-for alleged hitting in
the breakaway.
Afterward Langford offered to
fight Jackson winner take all,
and posted his dough to that
effect, but "Tut" couldn't hear
him. Jackson has knocked out
some forty birds, fancy and as
sorted, and, as Hall argues, he
must have something. He'd bet
ter have when John Arthur locks
him in a clinch and starts fond
ling him.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
WANTS BRIrToN
TO TACKLE BILLY WELLS

Bermondsey Billy Wells, the vel.
terweisht champion OF England,
seems to be the only one OF Charley
Harvey's foreign importations that
Is a real topnotcher. Wells has had
only three bouts since coming to
this country, and has defeated jock
Thomas, the tough Montreal battle,
Frank Barrieau. winning the cham.
pionship Of Canada, and just re.
Gently gave Soldier BartCisld Q beat.
ing at Hartford.
He made such a good impression
In Montreal that they are still Try.
Ing to get Jack Britton to risk his
title against this fighting English.
man. Joe Ferns. the promoter of
Hartford, is now negotiating with
Leo p. Flynn in the hopes OF getting
Dave Shade matched with Wells,
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
GRADED SCHOOL
LADS COMPETE
UPAT CENTRAL
Virginia Avenue and Blooming
dale Division Lads In Meet
Before Saturdays Final.

The last OF the grade school d.
vision meets will be staged today at
Central High. Virginia avenue and
Bloomingdale boys are competing.
On Saturday the final division meet
will be staged with the qualified win
ners engaging In four classes.
The sixth annual field and track
meet o fthe Columbia Heights d.
vision, the biggest meet Of the sew.
eral that are now In progress, was
held at the Central High School
Stadium yesterday afternoon.
Ten schools represented with 1888
entries. Ross School, winners. with
10 points; Monroe. second. with 40
points; Cooke, third, with 26 points.
and Brown. with 19 points.
The winners were as follows:
Dash (S5.pound classt-Gianoli.
Monroe; r. Clark, Monroe; McNalley.
Cooke.
Dash, 400. pound class)-Lee. Mon.
roe: Quinn, Petworth; Roberts, Z. v.
Brown.
Dash (l15.pound class = Clark.
Monroe; Carson, Ross; e. Wfngate,
Monroe, ana Smoots. West. tie for
third.
Dash UNLIMITED class)-Bishop,
Ross; Blundon, e. v. Brown; Phillips,
West.
Running high Jump 85.pound
elass)Hardison. Cooke; Gianoli and
johnson. Hubbard.
Running high jump Q0o.pound
class-Hopper, e. V. Brown: Bauer
Ross; Bauman, Cooke.
Running high jump dl6'pound
clssseCarson, Ross; Potter, Hub
bard; Eldridge. Monroe.
Running high jump UNLIMITED
class-Massey. Ross; Roeschlaub,
Ross, and Sproul, Cooke. tied for
second.
Running broad Jump S5-pound
ciassp-Clark, Monroe; Tucker. Ross;
Colley. Cooke.
Running broad jump Q0o.pound
class-Hopper. Brown; Bishop, Ross;
Watts, Monroe.
Running broad jump Q16.pound
classp-Gottlieb. Ross: Clark, Mon.
roe; Bromwell. Hubbard.
Running broad jump UNLIMITED
classp-Bishop. Ross; Pennebaker
Ross: Fatzlnger, Cooke.
Running hop-step-jump (S5-pound
class}-Kline. Ross: Rod. Morgan;
Hardison, Cooke.
Running hop-step- jump Q10.pound
cisssp-Bauman, Cooke; Lee, Monroe;
Conner. West.
Running hop.step.jurnp G15pound
ciassl-Gottlieb, Ross; Eldridge, Mon
roe: CAN'T, Ross.
Running hop-step-jump UNLIMITED
class(-Massey, Ross; Pennebaker
Ross; Howarth. Hubbard.
Relay 85-pound class) - Ross
tucker, Allen, Miller, Goldsmith,
Cooke Qiardison, Linster. McNalley,
Abbaticchio): Monroe (Gianoli, Smith
Clark, Harris).
Relay Qo0-pound class>-E. "
Brown Roberts, Noyes. McCran
Hopper: Ross Blocher. Bauer
Leitch, Bishop: West Quinn, Con
ner. Cole, Sherby).
Relay O16-pound class - Ross
(aottlieb, Winters. Carson. GantO
Monroe CLARK, Oliveri. Wingate,
Eldridge); Morgan Gamata, Winters
Davis, Byng).
Relay UNLIMITED classtRoss Pen.
nebaker, Massey, Dyer. Roeschlaub)
Cooke CWilner, Miller, Fatzinger
SprouD; Hubbard Howarth. Becker
Stone, Conger).
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
Thirteen CRACK ATHLETES
LOST TO LAFAYETTE TEAMS

EASToN, Pa. June 13.-Thir-
teen Lafayette College athletes are
members Of the graduating class
that received sheepskins at the
commencement day exercises here
Sunday. Baseball and soccer will
suffer the greatest loss, three men
from each OF these teams depart.
ing. Capt. Jack Bi<ber, Hap"
Chillson and Bill Tierney are the
bail players, while Capt. Guy Wat.
ton, Joe Fogg and Hugh McIlwain
will be lost to the soccer team.
The undefeated championship foot.
ball team suffers the loss OF only
one player, Douglas Brown. the
center. The basketball team will
lose Capt. Gendal Reeves and Ray
King, while Capt. Bob Crawford
and Nal Graft, Of the track team,
and Captain Walland and Sid Cul-
linshan, of the tennis team, also
will be graduated.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
nnHOAr"on
SAZ WASHINGTON TIMES SPORTS -
SUCCESS Is ASSURED FOR
BIG stage FIELD MEET

CHICAGO June 13Success Of the national collegiate track
meet on stagg Field next Friday and Saturday June H and II
esentaon Of all sections Of the country and majority Of the
Amherst yesterday in entries for Nebraska
tered the full limit of and Beot nominated FIVE
NebraSkas well-balanced
Missouri Valley games May e. The entry
mes that Smith, who the 220yard dash in 0213, will be
stagg Field against Psuu the conference
Gish, Nebraskas hurdler, is also entered.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
BULGER TO CAPTAIN
COLGATE TRACK TEAM

HAMILTON, N. Y, June 13.-Col.
gates star hurdler for two seasons,
Arthur ]. Bulger, Of Malone, n. Y,
will captain the 1923 track team, IL
was announced today. II was Bul.
gers stellar work that enabled Col
gate to capture the Syracuse-Pitt-
Colgate triangular meet staged this
year at Aacrbold Stadium, Syracuse
The 1928 track team will be managed
by Champlin Spencer, Of Spring
field, Mass.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
Pllory Has Won Close
To 100000 Mark
For Owner

Four weeks ago Pillory won
the Preakness, which was worth
$61. 900 to the winner, and Satur-
day the son, Of Olambala-Hes-
ter Prynne won the Belmont
Stakes, which, with its price Of
plate, has O value Of $39, 200.
This puts Mr.. Wilson's good
colt close to the 500, 900 mark
on the winning list.
Pillory was nominated a few
days ago for the $4,000 Ken
lucky Special at Latonia two
weeks hence, so there is another
Richmond in the field for Nor
vich's crown and high money
winning honors.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13

asbestos blue-smoked glasses in
order to keep abreast with the
casualties.
"Half-Pint" later began to play
golf with sticks. Rules stated man
must have at least four clubs, 50
the first day the professional dis
covered him out on the greens with
five clubs. including the ten, jack.
queen, king and ace.
For this piece Of perverse judg.
ment he was suspended for thirty
days with costs. But he was OBJ
durate. In time he got to the pop.
eyed stage Of hsirbrain efficiency
where he could spank the label
right off the ball.
Whenever any old pills were
found around the course with no
news printed on the circumfer.
ence, Old "IIaIf-Pint" claimed 'em
as personally conscripted property.
My, how that splitter could spool.
Second time out he made q
twenty-nine- hole course in twenty
seven. Twice he maneuvered two
holes with one swell focp by using
his rubber -nosed stymie. wrong end
first.
He eased through . particular
intricate slice Of terrain without
even touching the fairway. This
master stroke was accomplished
with the best stick in his bag-the
boyle.
Once he was on In one and moth
ing stood between him and two
except Q brewery smokestack,
which he obviated by massaging
the moth ball with his ribbed
snhaShie.
Had II been any other kind OF a
chimney except q brewery hue, he
would have been slicing yet, but
that boy wasn't raised in Chicaso
for nothing.
Secret OF his long drives vas
finally solved when II was dis.
covered balls he used were packed
with nitrosiycerine like set OF
loaded Dice.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
Says SKILLET"
Finn, Esq:
One Charge of Nitroglyc-
crime Drilled Into Any
Golf Ball Will Improve
Anybody's Drive.
By KIRK MILLER.

W. ITH q SLIGHT lull in the
" agony Of fixing responsi.
w bility for the least novel
fordmobile still able to stand. stoop
or recline on it's own rubber. the
lesson today will be in eolfing and
kindred crimes.
"Half-Pint" McCallum learned to
drive q ball while seated In his sick.
cylinder pogo stick. He drove off
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
Want to Book Games.

The Broosland Athletic Club would
like to arrange games with teams
In Maryland or Pennsylvania.
Address J. J. McCann. manager,
SIS 1hcde Island avenue northeast,
or w. Brown. 1923 Jackson street.
northess,. Brcoklsnd. ID. c.
The Washington times., 1922-06-13

the first tee,
down an en-
bankment, over
q bridge. and
leaped a sand
b u n X err by
merely releas-
ing his emer-
gency brake.
That started
him on a down.
W ard career
which has had
so many breaks,
curves. drops,
and foul flies
that the official
scorer had to
get n set OF
The Washington times., 1922-06-13
WABASH FIRST BASEMAN
WILL REPORT TO TIGERS

CRAwFoRDsvILLE, rnd.; Tune
tS.-Paul schanlaub. outgoing cap.
tain and first baseman Of the Wa.
bash College nine, closes his athletic
career with the two games with In.
diana, schaplaub has agreed to Join
the Detroit Americans and viii re.
port to Ty cobh's aggregation u,is
week.