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CAPIT0L-"A Whirl Of Gayety.

With an excellent cast of principals
and a monster beauty chorus. "A
Whirl of Gayety." Iron and Ciamage's
newest contribution to the burlesque
stage, will open a weeks engagement
at the Capitol Theater at today's
matinee.
Written by Art Clamage, the show
is said to combine one surprise after
another into one of the biggest sur
prises of the present burlesque season.
The performance is in two acts of five
scenes, the latter entitled. 'Filmland."
'.At the Beach," ''The City Bootblack
Par1or." Bachelor Days and "A La
dies Night in a Turkish Bath"
Heading the cast is Micky Mark
wood, one of the funniest comedians
of the burlesque stage: Nadine Grey.
dancing comedienne; Walter Brown,
|erotesaue mimic: May Hamilton, dane
ing soubrette: Lorraine Clark. Edith
Markwood and others, with q big
beauty chorus.
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have been presented at local thea
fer in many year. There is the
windy dwight, booming aphorisms,
exnounding his shallow philosophy of
self. bullying his wife, daughters and
his sister-in-law. Lulu. There is Ina,
MS wife. the sycophantic echo OF her
hnmhsstic husband, the helpless
waman who makes womanhood a
nrofession and attempts-often sue
ceeding-in dominating those about
her by the sheer inertia of her fu-
tility, There are Monona. the demon
child. and Diana, the growing flap
per--both hating their father and
mother. but both quite unable to ex-
plain why; the breezy Ninian, the
rnousy Mr.. Cornish. who will say the
wrong thing but means SO well. and
finally Lulu. the drudge. cheated out
Of: life, q slavey in her brother-in-
laws Kitchen. growing old at thirty
Evening star., 1922-02-12
New York Symphony, February FL

The New York Symphony Orchestra,
under its distinguished guest con-
ductor, Albert Coates. will be heard
In the fifth and final concert of lis
Washington series az the National
Theater Tuesday afternoon. February
81, at 4:30 O'Clock. Shortly following
his farewell appearance here Mr..
Coates will again take UP the batoti
for the London symphony and Lon
don Philharmonic orche estras, Of whicii
he is conductor.
For his final appearance in this city
Mr.. Coates has selected prograt'.
of unusual interest. The symphony
will be Beethovens seventh. The oth.'
numbers will he the .RhapSod''
Espagnor' by Ravel and the Dams
| Polorietsiennes from Eorodihe
opera, prince Igor.
The New York symphony Orchestr:
concerts are given under the loca
management of T. Arthur smith. Inc
and tickets are On sale at 1895
street,
Evening star., 1922-02-12
Current Attractions
AT THE THEATERs THIS WEEK
LANDvoIGr.

NATIONAWi;am Gillette, THE Dream Maker Opens
night.
POLTS-Wlam Faversham The Squaw Man. melodama Opens
tomorrow night.
GARRICk-Carroll McComas Bet" comedy Opens
tomorrow night
B. F. kEITHSack Norworth vaudeville opens to-
afternoon.
BELASCO-Bedini "Chuckes Opens this afternoon
COSMOS-An Arabian Night Mare vaudeville show opens
tomorrow afternoon
STRAND onias Hawaans. vaudeville Opens afternoon
GAYETY-eo 1922 Company burelsque Opens this afternoon
CAPITOlA Whir OF Gayety, buresqu afternoon
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STRAND-Jonia's Hawaiians.

This week, beginning today. the
Strand Theater will present Jonia' g
Hawaiians. a troupe of talented per-
formers. in native songs. music and
dances. gorgeously staged. and enti-
tied, "A Tropical Serenade." Others
will include Obala and Adrienne, in
gymnastic novelties and thrills; Mel
vile and Stetson. jr., i'm a classical
music and song diversion: Frank
Whittier and company. including
Charles Dey. Verue Sheridan and Amy
Ince, in a one-act comedy. "In Wrong
and Hart. Wagner and Eltis, in Go
ing to the Opera"
"The Hole in the Wall" Fred Jack
sons melodrama, which gave Broad
way a lot of thrills several seasons
ago, has been made into a motion pic
ture, with Alice Lake as the star. and
will be shown as the film feature for
the week. 1t is the story of girl
who is railroaded to Jail on a false
charge, who seeks revenge through
her operations as a psychic medium A
program of short Aims also will be
presented.
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Louise CLOSER HALE
As Grandma BeH IN
IW1ssLunuB BErT Garrtek

Stanley and the Wilson Sisters. one
of the cleverest of vaudeville trios.
in specialties of unique songs and
dances.
Other attractions will include AL
fred Lytell and Elsie Vokes. in their
original offering, Hector, the Pup"
a genuine novelty: Bud Irwin and
Grace Ellwood, in music. songs,
dances and comedy chatter; Small
and Sheppard. in amusing eccentric
tiles by good farceurs. and the
Harvey-De Vora trio. in blackface
Jun and other entertainment.
The added attractions in the form
of first-run pictures will include a
new xHoot Gibson thriller of the north
woods. "The Fire Eater" which will
be shown only at the matinees, and
Jimmy Aubrey, in 1.-The Messenger"
Vitagraph laushmaker. The In
ternational News and Cartoon Comics
will complete the bill at all per-
formances.
An excellent bill of vaudeville and
pictures is promised today. starting
at pm.
Evening star., 1922-02-12

and Leo" fulI-blooded Nubian lion,
which plays an important part in
the performance of two acts and ten
scenes. Bobbie Clark will be seen
in a droH role of lion tanner and
will be assisted by Paul Mccullough.
In addition to the ''Chuckles" act
the surrounding bill will comprise
eight numbers, including Lucille
Chalfant, in an impression of Jenny
Lind: Roode and Frances, slack wire
feats, and Earle Rickard. burnt
cork monol0gist. The Shubert News
Weekly and timely topics will be film
features
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COSMOS-"An Arabian Night
Mare"

Manager Brylawski this week at
the Cosmos Theater is offering quite
a novelty in Scibilia's production,
IAN Arabian Night Mare" a travesty
on big metropolitan production.
gorgeously equipped in costumes
and scenic effects and outlining de-
lightful singing and dancing fea-
lures against background of fun.
Snitz Moore. Earl Hall and a genuine
broadway cast are promised. An
other outstanding feature will be Ed
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BELASC0-Jean Bedini's
"Chuckles."

Jean Redini's "Chuckles of 1921
featuring Bobbie Clark and Paul Nc
Cullough, will play return engage
ment at the Shubert Belasco. hegin-
ming with the matinee this afternoon.
In the large company are Emily
Earle, a pleasing vocalist; Jack Ed
wards, Pauline Anderson, Ruth
Wheeler, the Whiteway Trio. the
Musical Spillers and Charlie Mac. In
all the company numbers fifty people.
with the famous. "Cuddle Up" chorus
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Josef Holman, February %.

Josef Holman. the great pianis
will give his first recital here ~ '"
wears at tn. National Th.atsr fhurs.S
February 23. under the manaSemeh
of Mrs Nilson-kirrene.
Mr.. Hoffman gave n series OF ny
recitaIs In London last season ana
created nothing short of a furnre. ia
is regarded as one of the greatest
pianists of the age. Washington
concert patrons know him and The
gifts that have MADE him famous.
Seats are on sale at Mrs. wilson
Greene's concert bureau, 18th and y
streets.
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Automobiles
Concerts Lectures

former British prifn" minister. tier
bert AsquIth and one of m" worlds
greatest feminine R-nIuseE. viii have
as her subject. .d'eopl-. Politics and
Events"
The lecture will be given under the
local manage ement 81 4. Arthur SfuIit.
Inc, and tickets may BE- obtained -
1906 q street. Tickets purchased for
Thursday will be good FOR IN. lee
ture tomorrow
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B. E. KEITH'S-Jack Norworth.


Jack Norworth, Eva Shirley and
the California Ramblers. Charles
King and Lila Rhodes and Harry
Watson, jr., will be the stars this
week at B. f. Keith's Theater. Jack
Norworth this week will introduce
new and original character songs, as
sisted by Miss Emma Adelphi at the
piano. Eva Shirley. who has been ap-
pearing with Fid Gordon's musical
boys and with Al Roth in Songs of the
Moment" now appears with the Cali
fornia Ramblers in an elaboration of
the style of entertainment in which
she shines. Charles King and Lila
Rhodes will appear in "Toot Your
Horn," by Andy Rice. The team will
be supported by Sidney Franklin.
Harry Watson, jr., formerly of
Bickle, Watson and Wrothe. one of
vaudeville's best character comedians,
will be seen in 1.-The Young Kid Bat
tling Dugan" and THE Telephone
Scene" Others will include Ole Olsen
and Chic johnson, in laugh offer
ing; George Moore and Mary Jayne.
in "A Little o. This and Little o.
That" and Althea Lucas and COM
pany in physical feats, and comedy
feature. :,
To-day at 3tand Sis last weeks bill
will be presented.
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Newman's Traveltalk Tonight.

+. NJ Newman. traveller and lee
turer. will be at the National The
ater tonight with his greatest
and most interesting traveitalk.
Alaska" and remarkable group OF
thrilling motion pictures and ex-
quisite color views showing Alaska
TO be a paradoxical land with scenery
that .enthralls the senses and re-
sources that stagger the imagina-
tion. Glimpses are given of Victoria.
Prince Rupert, Alert Bay. Wrangel.
ketchikan. Petersburg. Juneau and
Skagway, a thrilling motion picture
of the eruption of Katmai. in the
Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes. and
a motion picture Of Child's glacier.
Evening star., 1922-02-12
GARRICK-"Miss Lula Bett."

"diss Lulu Bett' will return this
week to the Shubert =Garrick. The
cast will be that OF the New York
run and the one previously seen here.
including Carroll McComas. in the
title role: Louise Closser Hale, Cath
crime Calhoun Doucet, Lois Shore,
Beth Warden. Brigham Royce, Russell
Morrison and Walter Vaughn.
No more interesting stage charac.-
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John Mccormack. Thursday.

John Mccormack, the great tenor.
will be heard al the National Theater
Thursday afternoon at 4:3h O'Clock
under the management of Mrs. Will
on-Greene.
IT is said that never before was
any singer in such demand in this
country and in Europe as McCor-
mack. Neither the singer nor his art
needs introduction or exploitation in
Washington.
Seats are on sale at Mrs. wilson
streets.
Greene's concert bureau. 18th and q
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Margot Asauith, Tomorrow.

The lecture Of Mrs. Margot Asquith.
scheduled for Thursday afternoon OF
last week. but postponed because OF
illness of Mrs Asquith's daughter.
the Princess Bibesco, will be given
al the National Theater tomorrow
afternoon at 4:30 o'clock.
Mrs. Asquith, who is the wife OF the
Evening star., 1922-02-12

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Evening star., 1922-02-12

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off1ces 1t was first produced at Wal
Iack's Theater in October. 1905, and
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Evening star., 1922-02-12

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tantrums, commenting on those
around her with acid wit and with
piercing discernment.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
PUBLIC DEMANDS
AUTO ENDURANCE
Poll of Owners Show Qualities
Demanded by Motor
isfs,

A recent poll of 10000 automobile
owners conducted by the Automobile
Chamber of Commerce, Inc, OF New
York, showed some interesting re-
suits as to the quality in an automo-
bile which appealed to the average
owner most. according to A. w: Buck,
president OF the Buck Company. dis
tributors in this territory Of Stude-
baker automobiles. endurance and this
was followed closely by economy Of
operation. Next came comfort and
then price," Mr.. Buck said. This
poll confirmed Studebakers expe-
rience of seventy years. during which
time the company produced vehicles
OF all kinds.
"As far as endurance Is concerned
Studebaker cars are giving daily serv-
ice satisfactory to 100000 owners in
all civilized countries. Proof OF their
dependability rests upon the fact that
our sales Of repair parts for the last
seven months averaged by 81 per car.
Up to Aug. /, 1929. we produced $780,
600 cars and are now producing and
selling at the rate OF 125. 900 cars a
year. This practically is double the
volume turned out in 1921 and yet our
total sale OF repair parts this year
are less than they were for the CORE
spending period OF 1919.
Greatest economy results from min
lmum repairs and high resale values
Of second hand cars in proportion 70
lfmt r,ricaz Mart I'm fpnuortaUCC are
the items of gasoline and oil con-
sumption from the standpoint OF
economy. In these respects tho rec
ord OF the Studebaker stands out
strikinsly well.
Correct design Of weight distribu-
ton, spring suspension. etc. largely
is responsible for the item Of com
fort. Comfort and high cost do not
go together necessarily. 1t is a
marked characteristic of Studebaker
automobiles. The weight Of our cars
is borne almost equally on four
wheels, the ideal distribution.
LAS to price. the theory that high
prices means high quality. is falla-
cious. Our pric s are based not upon
intrinsic value. but on production
costs. anH Studebaker has this fac
tor worked out to the highest de-
gree of efficiency.
I'm all other respect we have taken
greater care to make the StudeGaker
the very best bit OF work possible and
the thousands of satisfied Studebaker
owners is the best proof that our eff
| forts to produce satisfactory car
have been successful"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
FOUGHT IN SEVEN WARS
Robert MacGregor Spends Most OF
His Time Hunting Battles.

SEATTLE. Wash.--Robert Bruce
MacGregor Of Seattle, Wash. soldier
of fortune who has spent the greater
part OF his forty-eight years drifting
around the world looking for chances
TO fight, recently obtained jobs for 2Ss
former soldiers. In MacGregor's
career he found wars seven different
times and jumped into them all. His
last war was the one where the allies
won from the Germans.
He served with the original Princes
Pat Regiment in 1914. Before the
World War MacGregor fought in the
Philippines as his bit in the Spanish
American War. The Boxers started
mixing It up in China and he was on
10 that fracas The Natal Rebellion
cropped up in South Africa Mac
Gregor made the jump from China and
landed in the middle OF that war. The
Matabele Uprising and the Jameson
Raid followed.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14

Auto Manufacturers Make
Selections Only After
Thorough Tests.

A battery company which has pro-
vided $500 service stations for it's
patrons certainly must be able to take
care of any demands put upon it, &C.
cording to c. B. Harris, manager of
the USL Service Company, 504 N.
Illinois st.
THE real value of USL batteries
has been demonstrated in service to
thousands of owners throughout the
country and the fact that 1t has been
picked as standard equipment for such
cars as Durant. Earl. Ford. Brewster,
Chalmers. bort Monroe, Handley-
knight, Overland, Ranger, Stephens,
Willys-Knight, Republic Truck and
twenty others, is poof that automo-
bile engineers think the product is
an exceptionally good one," Mr.. Har-
ris said.
"In fact, 1t might be said that a
million dollar STAFF of engineers has
picked the USL. There is at the dis
posal therefore OF automobile owners
in need Of battery such a staff, COM
prising the engineers OF all the auto
mobile companies, experts equipped
with elaborate testing apparatus to
measure definitely the quality and
performance of batteries.
when a motor car manufacturer
selects the battery to be used as
standard equipment on his cars he
invites battery companies which he
believes have the experience and nee
essary manufacturing and scientific
equipment to submit sets Of batteries
for tests.
THE engineers of the company then
virtually dissect the batteries. chal-
lenge the engineering design and the
grade Of materials and workmanship.
The batteries must show their dis
charge ability at low and high tenn
peratures and must undergo severe
trials for stamina and dependability.
Then the survivors of these rigid lab
oratory tests must stand a try-out on
the road. Only those batteries meas
uring up to the quality basis are
passed with the approval of the en-
gineers to the purchasing department
for consideration.
1T is reasonable for the car owner
to be guided in the selection of a bat
terry by the judgment OF these en-
gineers."
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
PEOPLE WISER THAN EVER
No Longer Easy to Fool Customers
With Inferior Products.

People as a whole are far wiser in
tbs twentieth century than ever be-
fore in the history of the world, &C
cording to Carl L. Walters, proprietor
of the Malt-Ade Supply Company, II
Pembroke Arcade.
Sixty years ago Abraham Lincoln
said you could not fool all the people
all of the time, and so fast has been
the development of intelligence that
today you cannot fool many Of the
people any of the time" he said
1.-THE world is getting considerably
wiser every minute and the man who
still believes the old adage about a
fool being born every minute is very
likely to be one himself. This means
that persons and products must make
a name for themselves. No product
is ever better than the man who pro-
duces it,
Take for example malt extract, for
which there is such large demand.
We have been in the malt extract
business for three years, and we
frankly admit that we do not know
it all yet.
However, in that time we have
learned one thing at least, and that
is that to cheaper, a malt extract de-
stroys it's value.
81 believe that 90 per cent Of the
malt extracts made today are filled
with moisture and adulterated with
cheap corn. They are not worth TAX
ing home in many instances because
they are not giving desired results.
We take great pride in the fact that
our Malt-Ade extract is made only
from the very choicest barley pro-
duced In America. In spite of the
enormous demand and cheapering OF
prices we never have lowered our
quality.
"As a result there probably is more
Malt-Ade extract sold today than ever
before. This means but ono thing
that we have produced a malt extract
which has proved satisfactory in ev-
cry respect to the great mass OF peo-
pie who are using It"
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
BEAUTY POSSIBLE FOR ALL
No Woman Is Ugly If She Chooses to
Be Attractive.

Almost any women can be beautiful
and attractive if she takes sufficient
interest in herself to make the effort,
is the opinion expressed by Mrs. A.
Otto Able of the F1ower--in the Bottle
ing.
"a girl has to be Extraordinarily
cross-eyed, pigeon-toed or deformed to
be beyond hope of regeneration" Mrs.
Able said. The girl who goes around
wailing and lsmentillg that she is not
attractive, never has been and never
can be is certainly mistaken and is
nothing more than a calamity bowler.
''I remember one case very well
whore took a frowsy little bride Of
foreign extraction. and by simply
showing her how TO arrange her dress
and put a little individuality into her
personal appearance made her look as
though she had stepped off tie cover
page of a magazine OF fashion.
Part of the secret in making per
son like that good looking is to buy
straight lines. 1t does no good to put
clothes on a obdy until the girl her.
self looks good. Give her hands, face
and hair some care. These things
will help out far more than most per
sons realize.
Our place is always open to any
woman wanting advice of any kind
along these lines. From long personal
experience know just how much
have helped many Of the women and
girls who have come to me for advice.
you see have made speciality of
this. Our Arm. John Blocki & Son.
Inc, OF Chicago, has been in the bust
ness OF making toilet specialities OF
the very highest grade for many years.
and during my connection with the
company I have had q wide variety OF
interesting experiences along these
lines.
And the more see the moro I
realize that the Frenchman who said
that there are no homely women. only
those who do not know how TO be beau
tiful. certainly was right in every
particular.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
CHURCH OWNS cow
Plan is to Rent Her Out by Week, to
Poor Families,

NEW YORh-The suggestion has
gone out to members of the Presby-
terrain Church that every congrega-
ton own COW and do missionary
work with it. thereby showing the
milk of human kindness" The idea is
for every church TO own a COW and
rent her by the week for a nominal
sum to families among the member
ship whore there are small children
and not sufficient money TO supply
them with enough milk. And 1t is
understood the cow Is to be a Pres
byterian.
Theaoriginal church COW is credited
with being the animal owned by
THE Church-by-the-Side the Road, -
Greensboro. North Carolina, and Mrs.
Cow bids fair to keep Greensboro on
the map.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
Gun Returns in Cake

PEEKsKiLL. N. IAN Army PTS
toll lost by Col George Stewart many
years ago in the Philippines, was
found by him in a birthday cake at
banquet here. A friend say he
bought the gun from Filipino thief.
The Indianapolis times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1922-1965, 1922-08-14
LIGHTNING HITS ENGINEER
Bolt Knocks Man Unconscious tn
Locomotive.

POTTSv1LLE. Pa.-Guy Heiser of
Cressonia, a locomotive engineer, was
knocked unconscious by lightning
which struck the Philadelphia
Reading locomotive which he was
driving. He was revied.