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, 1922-12-04
Army and Navy
Grid Captains
B0yhOOd Chunls

NEW YORK, Dec. "A novel situ-
alton has arisen. ha-c with the selec-
ton of Arthur C. Carney OF New
York TO lead the football forces at
Annapolis next year Carney is a
graduate OF Morris high SCHOOL, and
during his ''prep" school days. when
he pisyed guard on the Morris high
team. his closest friend was Dennis
iMulligan. who played NJ tackle and
who recently v<ts elected TO captain
the Army football team for 1898.
, 1922-12-04

Many thousands saw tho speed con.
test al the Beverly Hills track. despite
the a C hat early in the day there
we're threats OF n repetition OF thf
rain which < Ted the race originally
SCI for Thanksgiving day 70 be post
poned until yesterday.
The accident 10 Mckee and crrle,
anne before the actual start Of tho
race n when Mckee and joe
Thomas. another racer. were fumins
up their cars for tho contest. Mckee.
car crashed into he other in some un.
explained manner and Mckee and
curiev were carried off the speedway
seriously injured. 9fcKSo's injuries
we're not believed likely TO prove fatal.
pAysicians said but Curiey wNs
thought to have suffered n hauai frac.
turo Of the slsun and internal In
j~i'ries. His condition was admitted
r%recurious.
Murphy, who already had won 80
MANY points that tna national cham.
piansh.n Tor 1922 was ussurcd him.
even II lie had not placed yesterday.
completed the $50 miles in siO:5Gi, or
at an average speed OF I1+6 miles an
hour lily this speed he Yrolka his own
previous record made at the SAN
Carlos .:ac'S where he completed the
am distance at an average speed OF
III ? miles an hour
Earl Cooper took second pare:
Harry Hartz third; Bennett I'm
fourth; Tommy Milton fifth and Art
Klein sixth.
, 1922-12-04
Sport Notes

Peter the Great 2:07R sired tho
winners Of "a races on the Grand
Circuit this year.
George Owen. Harvard football star.
teaches a Sunday school class COM
posed of rs boys.
Frank Klaus. former middleweight
champion. is matchmaker for a box
ing club at Braddock. Pa.
-
with the close Of the fooeA sea.
son hockey has come into idfltWn at
colleges and schools in the Vast.
The hitherto unbeatable Washing
ton and Jefferson football team
cracked, TO use n baseball expression.
Bill Roper and Bill Hollenbeck. twr
famous college football coaches. are
members of tho Philadelphia boxing
commission.
Sam Crawford. the old Detroit slug
ger. is one OF the promoters Of the
new National College Of Baseball,
near Burbank, Calf,
Kansas City's new American asso-
citation baseball park will represent
an outlay OF $3.50. 600. The stands
will accommodate 10000 persons.
Boxing experts don't give "strang-
Ter" Lewis. wrestling champion. n
chance In n mixed bout with Cham
piOn Jack Dempsey.
The Rainy Day stake with a value
of $40. 700 is 10 have n permanent
plane on the Grand Circuit program
at North Randall.
Beginning in 1908 i~nteriesgue games
between American and National
league teams have resulted i'm the
Americans winning 1877 flames and the
Nationals 1Is.
1t Ia said that Johnny Buff and
Jack Britton. h lost their cham
plonship titles recently. win try TO
stage r comeback in the boxing game.
Harvard's chief football game al
ways was and still is the Yale con-
test. Previous defeats of the season
are Of little concern in Cambridge so
long as the Crimson beats the Ellis.
Indications are that basketball win
be more popular this season than ever
before in the history OF the game.
Girls as well al the boys are plan
ming for a banner season for the
winter pastinie-
Willie Hoppe, who regsined the
1872 ballSline championship a the re
cent New York tournament, has
shown that his victory was no fiuke
by the game he has been putting up
on his exhibition tour.
, 1922-12-04
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF
CORPORATION.

Notice is hereby given that at a
Special Meeting of the Stockholders
of the Hiawaths Exploration Com
pany, held at Casper, Wyo., Deem
Dor 2, 1922, called for the purpose
of voting on its dissolution, a reso-
luton was unanimously adopted au-
thorizing the dissolution of the cor
poration and closing-up its corpor-
ate affairs.
Certificates of said dissolution
were duly filed on December 4,
1922, in the offices of the Secre-
tary of State of Wyoming, at Chey-
enne, Wyo., and County Clerk of
Natrona County. at Casper, Wyo.
]. L. BIEDERMANN.
President.
Publish Dec. I, II, IS and Is. 1922,
and jar. !, 1923.
, 1922-12-04
PARIS FIGHT
RECEIPTS BIG

PARIS. Dec. Receipts from the
bout between Eugene crqui. French
bant8mweight champion. and Billy
Mathews. OF England here last Sat
urdsy night amounted 10 265 900
francs. 1t was announced today. Rob-
ert Eudeline, manager of Crlqui said
that the French boxer who won in the
seventeenth round, sustained injuries
TO his hands and would be obliged to
rest for at least six weeks.
, 1922-12-04
BIKE
RACE STARTED
Sixteen Teams on Even Terms
This Morning at End of
1S1 Miles.

NEW YORK. Dec. 4.-Tbe Is teams
of bicyelists that started the 33rd an
nual day race at Madison Squire
Garden st midnight last night. We're
on even terms at s a. M. today.
They had pedaled ISL miles and two
laps. The record for the eighth hour
IL 1873 miles and nine laps. made in
1914 by Lawson and Drohach.
Marcel Eyckman, of Belgium was
leading the pack.
, 1922-12-04
Mitchell Signs
To Meet White

NEW YORK, Dec. 4-Richio
Mitchell Of Milwaukee and Charley
White OF Chicago. have been matched
to box Is rounds here on Deeember
10, n has been announced b. Match
maker Prank Fiournoy. Mitchell and
White, who nre leading con,sndcr5
Tor tho lightweight title. Will lIox at
1876 pounds.
, 1922-12-04

osAKA-Ameriean major league
baseball players touring Japan. de
feated Kyoto league IS TO o.
, 1922-12-04

los -NGELES-Jimmy Murphy
won the ESQ mile championship auto
mobile a c at the Beverly Hills speed
way.
, 1922-12-04
LOS ANGELES RACE EVENT TAKES
TOLL IN TWO SERIOUS INJURIES
Herschel Mckee and Mechamcian, Hugh Culey, In
Critical Condition; Jimmy Murphy Captures
Honors on Average Ct IA Miles an Hour.

Los ANGELES, Dec. 4-Physcians today were watching
closely the condition of Herschel Mckee, racer, and Hugh
Curley, his mechanician, the only victims yesterday of the
automobile race at the Los Angeles speedway. which was
won by Jimmy Murphy. Mckee and Curlev. it was said
wore more seriously injured than was at arst heIiered
, 1922-12-04

ASNAPOLIS-Arthur q. Carney Of
New York was elected captain Of the
navy football tram for next season.
, 1922-12-04

See the Smoke House Window for
Christmas suggestions. 12-2-3t
, 1922-12-04
THE TRIBUNE,S PAGE OF SPORTING NEWS
First IN NeI1s
OF All EDents
RADIO
Questions
Answered

An inquiries addressed to the Tribune Radio department. viii be IN
suerd by W. \ strong of the Wyoming Rsdb corporation, who Is In
l.-a- II A.. E.-luneu
, 1922-12-04

See the Smoke House Window for
Christluas sugEes4ionB. i2-2-3t
, 1922-12-04

The tube f. all right as long as The
vacuum "a lot impaired Sealing RAJ
may be used Burn the f~ilarnont in
the tube for a Few minutes before ap-
plying the wax.
, 1922-12-04

Kansas City's new American asso-
citation baseball park will represent
an outlay OF $3.50. 00o. The stands
will accommodate 10000 persons.
, 1922-12-04

Boxing experts don't give "Strang
Ter" Lewis. wrestling champion. ,
chance In n mixed bout with Cham
piOn Jack Dempsey.
, 1922-12-04

Publish Dec. 4. Il. IS and Is. 1922.
and jar. l. 1923.
, 1922-12-04

The Rainy Day stake with a value
OF 10000 is 70 have n permanent
plane on the Grand Circuit program
at North Randall.
, 1922-12-04

Bill Roper and Bill Hollenbeck. twr
famous college football coaches. are
members of the Philadelphia boxing
commission.
, 1922-12-04

Beginning in 1908 interlesgue games
between American and National
league teams have resulted in the
Americans winning 1877 flames and the
Nationals 1IS.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22

Just then Polly PollywOg, who'd
been listening, spoke up.
What does the Moon-Man look
like?" she asked. Anything like
frogs or pollywogs?"
NO." explained Nick. "He looks
like US. He has head and arms
and legs and feet"
But Polly was too excited to listen.
"Oh, | saw something" she cried
out. 4 know where Mr.. Peerabout
is. | saw him hiding in the tall
grass near the bank. He's got arms
and legs and a head and he's all
ragged, too. I'll take you there"
SO off they all started.
There he is" cried Polly. Fright
there"
And what do you think! Nancy
picked up Kitty Browns rag doll.
mo, Polly" said she kindly.
"This isn't the Moon-Man. He's
lost yet. But you can keep on look
ing. I mafraid when he fell he got
his head bumped and lost his mem
ory."
(To be continued.)
Copyright, 1929
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22

When Phil Frog heard Mr.. Peera-
bout, the Man-in-the-Moon was lost
he was amazed.
THE very idea of US not knowing
itv' he declared. "Why, last night
the Moon looked so nice and round
and shiny Fannie and ! and the chill
dren all got out and sang a song of
thankfulness. We were sure we
saw Mr.. Peerabout then"
Nancy shook her head.
No. she said. "You didn't see
Mr. Peerabout. Old Comet-Legs, the
fairy who is jealous of him, pushed
him off the Moon. The Weather
man is running the Moon until Mr..
Peerabout is found"
"Well, ! declared croaked Phil
I'm have to help, that sure, for
honestly | don't know what we'd do
without Moon.
when there's a nice Moon we're
not afraid of losing our lives. We
can see when Oscar Owl is looking
for us, and Marty Mink snoops along
the bank on the lookout for nice,
fat pollywog."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
OLD DAYS IN AMERICUS

looked upon as one of the foremost
lawyers of Wiregrass Georgia. He
is prudent, painstaking and energetic
and the Bank of Cordele secures in
him splendid officer. 1t is under
stood that the election will result in
his taking upon himself the active
management of the bank, a position
he is well qualified to fill.
The handsome new postoffice
building of Harold and johnson is
nearing completion. 1t is one of the
handsomest structures in this section.
W. T. Davenport and Miss Katie
Hollis, of Americas, are in the city
visiting Mrs. Dupont Guerry-Macon
News.
Miss Leila Watts, one of Americus'
charming young ladies, left yester-
day for visit to relatives in For
syth.
New pavements are being mt
down in front of the Hotel Windsor
and on Cotton avenue and Lamar
street, from Joe Mics to Speer,s
meat market.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
OBSERVATIONS
BY TOM SIMS

NNe~e7>o>~~~~~>~~~~~~o-~~>~-~~- ~-~~~->O~ooo>1.
A man of the hour in China only
lasts a few minutes.
Misery loves company. Thev come
and go together.
Losing your temper is sure sign
of bad luck.
They sell booze on U. s. liners
The cry is Don't give up the sip"
No self-made man ever left out
the working parts.
Autos have DINNERS. Summer
dresses need them also.
Who started the belief that 5 a. m.
IS the time to NOW a lawn?
A railroad president has a fine lob
Drop by the office, cut a few wages
then out to lunch.
Health hint: Swat the flies until
you run out of them.
Now that women have the hair
cutting craze these long-haired men
ought to take it up.
The world owes US a living; but it
pays on the installment plan.
A horse ran away on Broadway in
New York. 1t is thought that he
saw another horse.
Ford may want to take over our
government because it is losing
money.
One sad sight is a fisherman with
his arms SO full he can't tell about
what got away.
They are looking for the u great
est women. Don't leave out the one
who makes her own hats.
The volcano boiling over in Hawaii
probably heard some of this ancient
Hawaiian music.
Official says IS per cent of us can
drive autos. But he doesn't say,
With one hand"
Our idea of fun is listening to a
woman who dosen't use perfume talk
with man who does.
Some of these refermers ought to
invent sandpaper powder puff.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
CHINESE WAGES

chung men fui goi,-whicb &c
Chinese for good luck" I'm
Skilled laborers in China are reioic-
ing because their wages have risen
TO an average of 16 cents day.
inquired IN American money.
chinese carpenters and brick Law
efs' sharing in the general wage adj
vance IN the Orient, are pulling
down 70 to 33 cents day. Paint
ers WELD their brushes for a daiIv
compensation of 25 to SO cents. Me-
chanics average rs cents to 81 a dsv
These fabulous incomes are for q
weekday averaging from to 10
hours.
Mill foremen and stenographers in
nina are on the same footing finan-
slally' making from $40 to $50 a
month.
1ou' ike every other American. at
some time or other have said an
China you can live for few cents
day."
This saying usually is accented
without challenge, like most Of tho
knowledge that is taken for granted
as 1t IS passed from one perso,, f.,
another, after the fashion of oronn
examination of a curiouslv fasbion
cd trinket found in the streets
In a general way, it is true that
a few cents a day will sustain T4e
IN China. But it takes a lot marc
than It used to. Cost of LIVING &c
gone uo over there, same as every
where else.
That takes the gold-plate off tho
Chinese wage advances.
Another factor that tho Cbiao-.
workman has to reckon with &c 49,
m'ttent employment, due to an excoss
OF man-pOwer. We have = sin,iI,x
problem in coal, textile and other j.
dustries. But not as much ss -
CHINA, where there are 50 MANY no.
PIE that the birth of a girl baby gen.
efaiiy causes sorrow, in contempla.
ton Of the population she will add
during her lifetime.
Matters like Chinese wages seem
PARKWAY, with no direct connection
to our jobsyin America. Far be !,
from such, brethren.
The menace of cheap Oriental Ia.
Dor was realized years ago when con.
gress passed the Chinese exclusion
act Let Chinese laboz enter
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
EDITO RIAL.
GOLDSTEIN WEAKENS.

IT is reported at this writing that
the nomination of the notorious
Nat Goldstein of st. Louis, to be col
lector of internal revenue in that
city has been withdrawn at the re-
quest of Goldstein himself.
Goldsteins nomination was spon-
sored by Senator Spencer, Repub-
lican, of Missouri, who vouched for
Goldstein as a man of absolute in
tegrity." This is the same Senator
Spencer who vouched for Senator
Newberry and had charge of New
berry's defense in the senate.
When Goldstein admitted that he
had taken $4,000 Of the Lowden cam
paign money when a candidate for
delegate to the Republican national
convention of 1920, Governor Low
den declined to accept his vote. Gov
ernor Lowden now states that Gold
STEMS explanation in his testimony
before the senate investigating COM
mittee was absolutely false, and says
that he was afterwards informed that
Goldstein's testimony was given at
the suggestion of Senator Spencer,
member of the senate investigating
committee Concerning Goldstein's
domination to be revenue collector,
Governor Lowden says:
IF he was unfit to sit as a dele
gate in convention, it is hard to see
how he can be regarded as a fit can
didate for revenue collector"
Concerning this nomination. the
White House said informally that it
neither boasts of nor apologies for
its nominations.
Of those directly concerned with
his appointment as collector, Gold
stein seems to be the only man who
realizes the enormity of the offense
against decency by asking to have
his name withdrawn.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
THIRTY YEARS AGO ronAx

90 IRON the Times-Recorder limo
Mr' I, NJ. Adams having resigrod
[ne ylce-presidency Of the RAM ''e o =
GoFdeIe' Mr.. z. A. LittIeiobn will - %
a e;,l be elected by the directors ~ 70
III me position. Mr.. LittIeiobn -
america in big numbers and tbov
would undersell American laborers
ana get rich at it, living frupallv
under standard of living far below
ours. WV"
In years to come, cheap Oriental
idDorwiIl work long-distance a similsr
way Tariffs may keep out their
cheap products, but their competition
VIII be felt when the. products Of
american factories seek foreign mar
ees N countries also sought by
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY.

Who SO stoppeth his ears to the cry
of the poor. he also shall cry him
self and shall not be heard
Proverbs 21i13.
Charity gives itself rich; coyetous-
ness boards itself poor.-German
proverb.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
$3.50 to $500 MEMS SILK
STRIPED SHIRTS AT S2.38

For coolnes,, appearance lad ser
vice; thousands have been sold this
season at $3.50 and $500; all sizes
Alto II, here Friday and Satur-
day .3S
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
GOOD ALL-LEATHER
LOW SHOES AT $3.50

Ladies' One-Strap Slippers, of
soft kid stock, lexible leather so'es:
plain toes, rubber heels. Very special
here for Friday AMI Saturday,
Pair ...-.--........-...--.-.-- so
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
MEMS E. & w. UNION
SUMS go

Special for Friday and Saturday,
Mems E. & w. Union Suits of stan
dard quality Pajama Check; made
with elastic seam back; sizes up to as
Friday and Saturday, per Suit Csc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
THESTANDARD

1000 pairs Hosiery, Seconds For
Friday and Saturdays Selling. Moth
ing wrong with them more than a
drop stitch occasionally. The wear
and looks not affected. Get a few
pairs and see how much you save.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
DUPLEX WINDOW
SHADES AT Sl.OO.

Made of standard shade cloth,
white on one side and green on
other; 7 feet long, feet wide, and
mounted on guaranteed Hartshorn
rollers; cut any size without extra
lost; here Friday and Saturday $1.0o
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
MEMS SMART OXFORDS
AT S4.o5

Mems OXfords of chestnut brown
calfskin; English last, rubber heels;
Goodyear welts; very special Friday
and Saturday ..--..-..----------.....--$4.95
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY.

TEN YEARS AGO TODAY.
{ From the Times-Reccrder June %,
1929
Mrs. G. w. Glover and Miss Caro-
bel Glover are now in Colorado, and
will spend the summer delightfully."-
on the Pacific coast.
The painting in Prof. Miller's ex-
hibit at Allison's called Back to the
Country" is a masterpiece and we
hope someone here will buy it and
keep it here in Americas.
Another industry, employing a
considerable force Of operatives is
fully assured Americas in the estab-
Ilshment here at once of an overall
factory, the output of which will find
ready sale in this and other markets.
Messrs. S. L. Stills and Calvin Carter.
Jr, will be interested in this new
plant which will begin operations
July l. The factory will be located
on Cotton avenue and twenty ma
chlnes will be installed at the begin
nlng, which number will be increased
as the trade demands. 1t is sucb
industries as this that Americas
needs in its commercial and indus
trial observation-disclosures large
ana small alike, and many of them.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22

A. C. Murray.
land, is spending the weeks with her
aunt Mrs. Bowman Wise.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22

Mems LisIe Socks, seconds in
white, brown, black, navy, cordovan
and gray; the price of the first quail
ity is 25c to soc per pair for sec
onds" Friday and Saturday only, per
pair zee; per box of 6 LARS $500
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
Standard Dry Goods Co.
Forsyth ST. Next Bank of Commerce
AMERICUS, GA.
RAILROAD SCHEDULES

Central 1lme.D
Arrival and Departure of Passenger
Trains, Americas, Ga.
The following schedule figures
published as information and not
gua--~F"""'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
CENTRAL OF GEORGIA RY.
sEABoARD AIR LINE

Arrives Leaves
5:15 pm Richland-Cols 1000 am
$40 pm Cordele -Savh. 1926 pm
1881 pm Richland Montgy 8 ITO pm
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22
TWENTY YEARS AGO TO-DAY


(From the TimeS-Recorder June
q, 1929
One of the largest and iolliest of
narrowing parties out of Americas
TINS season goes to Bowen's mill
near Fitzgerald this week for , stav
OF several days. Among those 90
ing Will be Mr., and Mrs. J. E. Sbep-
pard, Mr.. and Mrs. G. Ii. Whitaker
Misses Alice Stallings, Annie Me-
Laughlin, Sarah Mathis, Rebecca Ma
thlS' Annie Lane, Mary MCLAUGHLIN.
annie Iappan, of Atlanta: Fannie
FRAZIER and Pauline Calhoun. Of ca
lumbus, Elizabeth Harold. Mamie
Gray, Ruth Stowe, Messrs. Maths
m \. Gray, Hansford, McLaugb-
iln' Ed Harold, Bizier, of Colnm-
pus, Wallace of New York. and Cra-
ham, of Plains. -
Linton Lester left Yesterday 70,
Ihomasvllle where he has taken =
position at the Masury hotel and viii
remain permanently, -
John Charles Wheatley is AGAIN
spending Sunday in Atlanta. His
visits to the capital city are donb+
less very pleasant.
Inc report that a matrimonial
wave was about to enguIf Tayior
street Is a matter of interest TO tbo
'0ur'eeh young ladies living there
a very congenial party of young
people including Misses Yonab Rna
ranan' Jessie Davenport; Mess
dudley Gatewood, z. S. Childers and
W. W. Dykes leave tomorrow fo~
b Mlona Springs to attend delightful
house party. III III
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1922-06-22

Women's Isle Stockings, second
of the 35c to soc grade, in black,
white and brown; all have back
seams. Friday and Saturday, pair
zoe, per Half Dozen .--..........,-$1. 90
The Press., 1922-12-21
HAVE NATURAL DREAD OF FIRE
Miners Realize There Is Little Chance of Escape When Their Worst
 Enemy Appears.

Nothing is so much dreaded by the miner as fire, says a writer in Adven- ture magazine When millions of tons of rock begin to settle down he is not frightened. He goes among them when they are being splintered in all direc- tions and are cracking like pistols.
 One reason why fire in mine is so much dreaded is because there are so few avenues of escape open to the miners Probably there is but a single shaft-if the mine Is connected with no Other-and up this, thousand or fifteen hundred feet, or more, he must go to escape.
 In case of a fire there is liable to be a panic. A panic in church or other building on the surface is ter rihle thing; then what must be a panic in a mine where there are 800 or 1000 men, perhaps all to go up single shaft a thousand feet or more, a cage load at a time? At such times, too, there are explosions of gases which extinguish all of the lights, and the men rushing to and fro are exposed to danger of pitfalls in the shape of chutes, winZes and other excavations
 All these things being often in the miners mind give him wonderful delicacy of nostril. He can scent 6 fire from afar. He knows the smell O1 burning fuse, of giant powder, Oi black powder and of everything witt which fire ordinarily comes in contact in a mine, and the scent of these i' no more noticed than is noticed the air he breathes on the surface of tho earth; but let any unusual substance be ignited and, like the hunted stag his nose is in the air at once.
The Press., 1922-12-21
Foruets pfonItv of Prooram.

At recent Nature Study club meet lng at which pr. c. H. Eigenmann was a guest he told the following story:
 Pat and Mike were section em- Dloyees. Mike was made superintend- ent. Pat went into his office one day and said: Hello, Mike, give me a railroad pass"
 Mike, feeling the importance of his promotion over his old friend said That's no way for you to do. About ten o'clock tomorrow morning you come to the door, knock, take off your If6t, sec@Pe Joaar foot and say: Good morning, MT. Murphy I'll say Good morning, Pat, and what can I do for you? Then you state your business in q dignified manner, and I'll take 1t under adviSement."
 The next morning Pat came knocked at the door, and followed di- rections explicitly. When he said Good morning, Mr. Murphy" Mike. said: "Now, that's more like it. What can I do for you, Pat?"
 "You can go to the devil. I got a pass over the B. & o." Pat responded
 "But I thought they didn't give passes any more," the English woman in the crowd said.-IndianapOlis News