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The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
Things We Think

You cant have much sense without a sense of humor
  beautiful thought; No profit is without honor
  The youth who is looking for soft snap will always be in hard lines.
 Revenge is not sweet-it is as bitter wormwood and it poisons the who gets it. The less you know about the you will know about the expenses of A cat can't harm mouse as long the mouse keeps of the cats way Everybody is for cat
  When you come to know how densely populated the with suckers" and dense these "suokers" are the wonder is not that few honest but that so many
 Her wandering boy tonight" probably is listening to radiophone. Because beauty fades the croakers always mindful after theirs has gone, is why it should not be preserved-even in embalming fluid.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
THE SUCCESS FAMILY

The father of Success is Work the mother of Success is Ambition the oldest son is Common Sense. Some of the other boys are Perser- verance, Honesty, Thoroughness, Foresight, Enthusiasm and Co-opera- tion. The oldest daughter is Charac- ter. Some of the sisters are Cheer fitness, Loyalty, Courtesy, Care, Economy, Sincerity and Harmony. The baby is Opportunity. Get ac- uuainted with the "old man. and you will be able to get along pretty well with the rest of the family
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
COLLEGE HUMOR

Black-Why are you looking so worried?
 Jack-I just lost $6,000 in a poker game.
 Black-Good Lord!
 Jack-Yes, and the hell of it is, $25 was cash.
 The fellow who thinks he is the whole cheese" invariably turns out to be but a piece of it.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
BOTH ARE WRONG

Arthur Brisbane disagrees with Upton Sin clair who thinks nearly all the daily news papers of the United States support the so- called Big Interests" and are paid for so doing Mr. Brisbane thinks most of the daily newspapers do support the Big Interest" :" and the rich but through a spirit of snob- bshness or sycophancy He admits that most newspapers are honest.
 Of course neither of them are correct eX- cept as to MT. Brisbane's declaration that most newspapers are honest In the first place most of the newspapers do not support the "Big Interests' at all-not at least as Big h. terests' Most of the newspapers of the coun- try support what those who think them hon. estly believe to be for the good of the coun- try r*s'nsvesg E. s1t~ 'ar*4' sS,>e %f'~v.
 It may be conceded that most newspapers take into account their own welfare in deter mining policies, just as do bankers, merchants, those in the industries and the workingmen. But newspapemen understand that the wei fare of a daily newspaper and that of the general public depend upon identically the same things. A newspaper cannot prosper for long unless there is general prosperity in it's field.
 There is no business that is more complete ly at the mercy of the public, none where the public welfare is more thoroughly the foun- dation of financial success, than is the case with newspaper making. The Big Interests" :" contribute very little to the newspapers or patronage to advertisers. Newspapers and ad- vertsers prosper when laborers are working full time at wages which give them something to expend in addition to what is necessary for bare living cost Therefore ''hard times" hurt newspaper incomes.
 Newspapers very naturally take into account self preservation. Men who make newspapers take an interest in preserving and perpetual ing the life of the newspaper they help to make just as it is with a physician and his patient It is an interest quite separate from that of acquiring money The history of most of our great newspapers which have passed the half century mark, for instance, IS the story of earnest and capable men striving to maintain the ideals and best traditions of the papers and the prosperity and well-being of the communities in which they are published in particular and in the country generally.
 As far as direct results are concerned there is more money made by newspapers through fighting Big Interests" than in supporting them. If the facts were known it would prob ably be discovered that the papers which pretend to oppose the Big Business'' get more money directly from Big Business" than do the papers which urge a square deal for all classes, Big Business included.-Jun- eau Empire
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
Made To Measure
 Clothes

Have just received the latest style patterns in fibre and woolen cloths from the Lincoln Woolen Mills of Chi cago.
 Tailor made suits and overcoats range in price from $1s to $50.
 Call on A. A. Mitchell, in old town, and have him take your measurement, or drop a card in the post office for an appointment. 14-1mo.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

A tenderfoot, who was at a west ern fort when an Indian attack was expected, approached the command ing officer and asked, Say, Colonel, which was the worst Indians, the hostile ones or the ones who go on foot?"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

A proud young father telegraphed the news of his happiness to his brother in these words: "A hand some boy has come to my house and claims to be your nephew. We are doing our best to give him a proper welcome"
 The brother, however, failed to see the point and wired back: Il have no nephew; the young man is an impostor."
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

Keep the public informed by adver- tisiug regularly in the Cordova Daily Times.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28
LAMP THE VAMP

Curses on thee little "Vamp." With thy fascinating lamp, With thy little sawed off skirt, And abbreviated shirt; With thine arms and shoulders bare, And thy limbs, at which l stare, With thy form so full of life, I almost forget my wife. Poor darling. You must have been frightened to death when the burg lar broke into your room." "Frighteneds no name for it; ] was dressing"
 How embarrassing, what did you do?"
 "Oh, he was a gentleman burglar; he covered me with his revolver.
 A RARE ONE
 I once knew
 A girl
 Who was so modest
 That she wouldn't
 Even do
 Improper Fractions In some states there is law against tipping-which is observed well, as carefully as some other laws which are not observed at all. Suspender makers live on the fat of the land.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

People who live in glass houses should not take saxophone lessons.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

She (critically)-I never could see much in those Crepe de Chine dres- es.
 He (also a critic)-Ah, my dear. but you never looked at them in the right light
The Cordova daily times., 1922-08-28

Suspender makers live on the fat of the land.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10

shuttle. One side of the loom is evil
and sorrow, and on the other side,
goodness and joy, and the shuttle
struck alternately by each, flies back
and forth carrying the threat which
is black and white as the pattern
needs, and in the end when God shall
life up the finished garment and all
it's changing hues shall glance out,
it will then appear that the deep and
dark colors were as needful to beau
ty as the bright and high colors."
Barlow has received invitations
from Lakeland to join with them in
the Sunday school institute which will
begin on Sunday afternoon at 2:3O
o'clock, having two sessions. 1t will
continue though the week every eve
ming, the first session beginning at Z
o'clock. The ladies will have lunches
on the grounds for those who wish
them; they will be served Free; there
are no charges connected with the in
stitute. Many of the Barlow officers
and Sunday school teachers are plan
ming to attend.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10
INFINITE PAINS IN
FILMING THEODORA

Chances are that few persons who
see Theodore" at the Casino today
and tomorrow will realize the infinite
pains, the truly herculean labors that
were necessary to erect the giant sets
by means Of which it is possible to
show not only the chief characters
but also the $4,000 extras" women in
to the atmosphere and the background
of ancient Byzantium.
The erection of the upwards of
twenty sets-including the Hippo
drome in which 40 lions are loosed by
the Empress Theodora's order upon
$4,000 men and women-was a truly
amazing feat. The successful eSecu.
ton was due largely to the genius of
Armando Brasini, architect of the Vat.
lean.
Brasini was lent by the Vatican To
the Unione Cinematografica Italiana
for this occasion. This broke a prece.
dent. 1t was the first time that the
famous architect of the Vatican ever
had gone outside his own sphere.
Brasini not only designed all the
sets, first in miniature and then full
size, but he also superintendent the
actual construction work just as did
the architects of the medieval times
whom he was initiating.
Another point that has not been fea.
tured in connection with Theodore. "
is that any one who stops to think
for a moment realizes why such ire
mendous spectacles cannot be pro-
duced with hope Of profit in the Unit
ed States. Imagine paying $4,000 PEG.
pie S. a day-regular wage for an
extra in this country, or even So! They
get them for about 20 cents apiece in
American money abroad And other
expenses are in proportion. Yet
"Theodora," even in Italy, cost fifteen
million lire, or about 100000 in
American money at present rates of
exchange, to produce.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10
BUDGET
COMMUNITY FUND
FOR YEAR 1922

In order that the. citizens CT Lake
land may have a clear idea of the
comprehensive program of our charity
and welfare work covered by the
Community Fund" the Amalgama'
ton Committee has prepared the fol-
lowing. This is only general out
line and subject to such revision as
the Community Council represent
ing all the citizens of Lakeland shall
desire to make. The committee feels
that every Lakeland citizen, who be-
lieves in his obligations as member
of it's social and civic life, should find
and desires.
Boy Scouts-(a) Supervision and
maintenance of Boy Scout camp at
Crystal Lake, land and buildings. (b)
Providing equipment at camp. (c)
Scout contests, scout hikes, scout en-
tertainments, scout drills. (d) Incl
dental expenses required by scout.
masters for different troops.
2. Y. NJ. c. A.-(a) Library and
literature fund for developing Chris
tian boy leadership and education.
(b) Participation in annual summer
boys camp. (c) Vocational talks,
lectures, father and son dinners. ld)
Athletic activities.
3. Camp Fire Girls-(See Boys
Scouts for outline, except adapted for
girl program.)
4. Y. w. c. A.-(See Y. NJ. C. A..
for outline, except adapted for girl
,program.)
5. Red Cross-(a) Civilian relief,
sickness and distress, charity and
poverty, accident and emergency. (b)
Soldier relief; assistance for ex-sor
diers and disabled soldiers. (c) Pub
lie health and sanitation. (d) Nursing
and child aid. (e) Travellers aid, (f)
Associated Charities. (g) Charity and
relief calls from all other organiza-
tons, including civic, fraternal ana
trade organizations, churches and re-
ligious institutions.
6. Community Playground and
Athletic Activities-(a) Supervision
of play grounds and equipment. (b)
Community athletic program and
contests.
7. General-(a) Supervision and
working staff covering all branches.
CD Office expenses. (c) Field ex-
penses of workers.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10
GET DRUG PEDDLERS


New York, March 10.-One hun
dren pounds of narcotics and one al
legged drug vender were in the hands
of the police today as result of a
raid on the headquarters of drug
peddling gang believed to have en-
gagged in the wholesale smuggling of
the habit-forming poisong.
The drugs seized were valued by
federal officials at 100000 vendors
prices.
Luigi Parmengiani, 80. a grocer, was
under arrest. 1t was in his Manhat
tan home that the federal sleuths
called to have found the contraband
drugs last night. A pass book was
found in the house, the officers said,
showing that Parmengiani had made
savings deposits totaling $165, 900
since March, 1921.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10
GROVE RApcAiN

For short time only we are Offering
one of the most attractive grove pro.
perties around Lakeland; located on
paved road and in high state of cult
walton. Watermelon crop and full
equipment for handling property. Any
enc interested in a high class grove at
bargain price, see Packard Brothers
Company, over Central State Bank.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10

IN TILE CIRCUIT COU"ET or THE TENTH
JUDICIAL CIECTIT OF FLORIDA, IN AND
FOR FOLK COUNTY.
William Hoover, Complainant,
VS..
Jennie Hoover. Defendant
ORDER FOR PUBLICATION.
Notice is hereby given TO the defendant
Jennie Hoover resident of 32l West 3rd
Sheet. Garnett. Kansas, requiring the said
defendant to appear TO a Bill OF Complaint
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10
FOR SALE

Good cypress renee posts, telephone
poles, and size or length, cheap.
Leave your order with Orange Belt
Realty Company, office State Bank
Annex, phone 70.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-03-10

filed against You by William Hoover. and to
appear at the office of the Clerk Of the Circuit
Court of Polk County, Florida. on he 9th day
# March. 1922 otherwise the allegations OF
the SAID Bill of Complaint will be taken as
confessed
In witness whereof I have hereuno set my
hand aud official seal this the 3rd day OF
February, 1922
J. u. RAULERS0N,
No 54J Clerk of Circuit Court
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05
NATIONAL LEGISLATION

Not a great deal Of legislation was
passed by the Republican congress
du,.ng the last two months OF Presl-
dent Wilson's administration. The
President vetoed the bill TO revive the
War Finance corporation on January
2. and congress promptly repassed It.
On January u, $7,1OO,OOO was appro-
priated for enforcement Of prohibition.
The house decided, ON January 10, that
Its membership should not be in.
creased. After much debate congress
set the limit OF the regular army at
175,000 men. Mr.. Wilson vetoed the
measure, but II was passed over his
veto. On February 20 the President
signed the Winslow bill, making avail
able to the railroads $370OOO,O 900 from
the government guarantee fund.
President Harding called congress
In extra session on April IL and nearly
all the rest OF the year It wan busy
with the task Of redeemlng the pledges
OF the Republican party, with what
success must be left to indIyidual
judgment. Among the first bills passed
were emergency tariff and Immigra.
ton acts; new army blu cutting the
army down to 10000; and the budget
bill. On April 80 the senate adopted
a resolution declaring the war with
Germany and Austria at an end: on
June Is the house adopted a resolu.
ton Of similar purport, and the meas.
ure was finally passed ON July l md
signed the next day by President
Harding. Repeated efforts to pass a
soldiers bonus bill came TO naught
but a soldiers relief bureau WINS ere.
ated on August and Col. c. II. Forbes
was made Its director. The house
passed both a tax revision bill and a
tariff bill, but the senate did not get
around TO the latter. The tax mems.
ure was enacted into law on Noyem
Der 81.
Among other important measures
passed were bill to exempt American
eoastwise shipping from payment OF
Panama canal tolls; bill for govern.
ment regulation OF the packing indus
try; the $4s,5O0OOO shipping board
deficiency bin; the bllllon-dollar farm
exports credit bin; and various meas
ures relating TO enforcement OF the
prohibition amendment, Including one
forbidding the manufacture and sail
Of beer as medicine.
The extra session came TO an end
on November %, and on December /
congress met for the regular sess,on
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05

,owers IN January the national con-
ference Of state manufacturers assO-
Citations pledged support for the open
shon movement. on the last day OF
,hot meath the railway executives
asked that the national working agree
ments be abrogated; the railroad
brotherhoods appealed to President
wilson 20 prevent wage reductions but
no refused to interfere. BY order OF
the railway labor board some OF the
v.orkine agreements were terminated
ON July / and wage cut averaging u
per cent was put into effect. The rail-
wovs later announced they would ask
further wage cuts. The membership
NJ the brotherhoods decided by vote
that n strike should be called on Octo-
be,. 20. but nine allied unions refused
IN support such a strike, and on an
nouncement by the board that It would
not consider wage cut requests until
all working rule questions had been
decided the strike order was Cancelled.
On December the board reconstructed
the working rules so that the open
shop principle was recognized.
In the packing Industry there was
wnge reduction In March and a strike
was narrowly averted. In September
the large packing plants installed the
shop representation system and In NO
vember. under this plan, the employees
consented to a further reduction OF 10
per cent. The meat cutters repudiated
this and called a strike on Dec. ..
There were many minor strikes,
most Of them short lived. Samuel
Gompers was reelected president OF
the American Federation Of Labor
which held It's convention In Denver
in June.
Great Brltain's coal miners went on
strike on March and for nearly four
months the nations industries were
near collapse. The rail and transport
workers refused to 60 out and the
government would not yield to the
demands that the mines be national
lied, so the miners returned to work
on June 29 without having gained
much.
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05
ny EDWARD W. PIcKARp

Back to Normally was the slogan
Of 1921, not only In America but In
all the civilized nations OF the world.
But minor wars. Internal economic dis
turbances. chaotic financial conditions
In Europe, widespread unemployment.
famine In Russia and other hindrances
made progress In the right direction
slow. excepting. perhaps. In the United
States.
When the year opened the peoples
were groanlng under the burden OF
taxation and depression resulting from
the World war. As II drew TO a close
they were stu groaninR but had hope
fully turned their eyes toward Wash
ington. where the representatives OF
great powers were negotiating inter
national agreements that would elm
mate some OF the causes Of war, es-
peeialiy In the Far East. and limit
the means OF making war. In the
success Of this conference and OF 9TH
ers that might grow out Of II lay for
the time being the hope Of humanity.
Efforts to enforce the terms of the
treaty Of Versailles resulted IN con-
nicts among some OF the new nations
created by that pact, and several Of
the older nations were involved In
warfare. Germany. working fast to
recover her old position In the world
OF commerce, wns hampered by the
disastrous decline In the value Of the
mark, and her leaders protested con-
tinually that she could not possibly
pay the war indemnity. Peace negotl-
ations between the British government
and Sim FeIn were brought to a sue
cessful conclusion by which the Irish
Free State was constituted.
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05
FOREIGN AFFAIRS

During the hrst SIX months Of the
year the guerrilla warfare between the
British forces In Ireland and the Irish
republicans" continued undated.
Murders BY the Slim Felners and re-
prlsals by the British were Of almost
daily occurrence. The Irish were espe-
clally exasperated by the execution Of
a number OF prisoners convicted Of
completely In the killing OF soldiers.
The appointment OF Lord Talbot, lead
Ing British RomRn Catholic, as lord
lieutenant Of Ireland. failed OF It's ef.
feet. on May 20 the Sim Felners
burned the Dublin custom house, and
ON June 30 they reelected Eamonn de
Valera president OF the "lrlsh repub-
lie" Meanwhile the new government OF
northern Ireland was organized, with
Sir James Craig as premier, and ON
June % King George went across 10
open the Ulster parliament De Valera
on July o accepted the invitation Of
Premier Lloyd George TO a conference
IN London. and truce wns announced.
Then began the series OF negotiations
that lasted through the remainder OF
the year. Oflers and counter-oners
were made. and finally britain. prof
fered Ireland full status a. a dominion
within the empire. TO be known as the
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05
SPORTS

II was q great year for sports. In
all lines there was activity and pros
perity, and international contests
were numerous.
Organized baseball, which had suf-
fered from the White Sox scandal,
rehabllitated itself by the appoint
ment Of Judge Lands as supreme mr.
bitter. The New York Giants and the
New York Yankees won the National
and American league pennants, re-
spectively, and In the series for the
world championship the Giants were
victorious. The former members of
the Chicago White SOx who were ac-
cused Of conspiracy to throw the 1919
worlds series were acquitted by
jury, though not by public opinion.
Jock Hutchinson OF America won
the British open golf championship In
June. In this country the titles went
as follows: Western amateur, Charles
Evans, Jr.; national open, James M.
Barnes; western open, Walter Hagen;
national amateur. Jesse Gullford.
The feature In pugllism was the
battle for the worlds heavyweight
title between Jack Dempsey and
Georges Carpenter Of France on July
2. The Frenchman was knocked out
In the fourth round. Benny Leonard
defended the lightweight title against
Richie Mitchell on January IA; Jack
Britton. welterwelght champion, de-
feated Ted Lewis of England ON Feb
ruary 7, and Pete Herman won the
bantamweight title from Joe Lynch on
July %.
Davis and Johnston, the American
tennis team. won the Davis cup In
New Zealand on January 1, and Til
den won the international champion
ship In Paris on June 4, and the
American championship on September
10. The Americans again won the
Davis cup on September 8 by defeat.
ing the japanese team.
The University OF Illinois won the
Western Conference track and field
meet and the National Collegiate
| athletic meet in June. Yale defeated
Harvard In their annual boat race on
June "a The University OF Iowa won
the Western Conference football
championship, and Harvard beat Yale
on November 10. The East was given
two jolts In football, for the Unlver-
silly Of Chicago defeated Princeton
ana Centre college Of Kentucky beat
Harvard.
On November % young Jake Schaef.
or Won the worlds balkllne champion.
snip long held by Willie Hoppe.
The Lehi sun. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1913-1949, 1922-01-05
NEUROLOGY

just the names Of the well-known
men and women who passed awav IN
lV@l would I'LL much space. Among the
SHINING marks found by Death were
these: Jun. /, DIR. Theobald Won Rein.
mann-Hollwegg, former German Impe-
RAJ chancellor; Jan. 3. Ferdinand
Scnieslnser' Wisconsin capitalist; Jan.
= james g. Scripps, publisher of many
newspapers; Jan. 10, Henry Relnhardt
lamous American art collector and
uealer; Jan. 10, Daniel Barto nrofes.
sor OF agriculture In the Universltv q,
Illinois; Jan. n, Congressman Charles
i'oohtr OF Missouri, and Mary M. Whit
ney' FAMOUS astronomer at Vassar. Ian
y, Cap Streeter, the noted Cb,cogo
laAe front squatter; Jan. 70 Jobn
FRANCIS Murphy, American landscape
painter; Jan. 81, Gov, +. IL. Parkhrrs,
OF Maine. ~ A"u's'
Feb. 2 Cardinal Ferrarl, archbishop
OF Milan, and Luigi Manlceni no,sd
composer; Feb. s, Prince KropotlxIu
'nihilist leader, and Prof Barrett Wen
dell OF Harvard; Feb. 8, James Gihbon..
huneker, music critic and author Fel,
~, w. r. McCOmbs, former nana
cratic national chairman; Feb "a n.
=. j. V. Skin, director of the F,a,d
Museum Of Chicago. ''
March !, Nicholas I, king of Monte
Negro; March 2, Congressman Cham,
Clark OF Missouri; March IL. s. w
burnhAm, eminent astronomer n chi