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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01

After barring her scarlet life 90 .he-
world and hearing Judge Chester
DuCOmb discharge Harry PouIu.
haberda-hery salesman. uer alleged
paramOur. Mrs. Augus.a Herman.
wife Of Prof John T. T.ernau. i'm
scructOr 30 law at the University OF
No,re Dame collapsed as The court
adjourned. Sitting with bowed head
while the Judge read his lengthy de-
ciSlon the strain was 900 severe Tor
the little woman who had u-aEed che
storm OF public criticism 90 "uaka
Pou..n pay" She was escorted from
the court room bv her husband. and
taken 20 the Diamond az. home.
Prof. Ticrnan. accompanied by his
wife and Baby Bl-r" entered the
city hall a. sac O'Clock and went
Immediately 90 the court room Mrs
Ethel Flnk,ebnder. nurse .ueu
took the child and watched over T. as
Mrs Herman joined her husband at
the states table
Court Room Quiet.
The court room was practically
deserted a. S.45 O'Clock. bur The
uttle chamber was crowded 10 its
capacity when Judge DuC0wb en-
tered She C0ur. room al g.0- o'clock.
Although women formed the greater
par, of the audience during the sem
saLoual trial. there were only eight
OF Them IN court when the Judge
took his bench
As -ae Judge cook the bench a
hush fell over She court room The
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
PouIin Forgotten As Crowd In
Court Room Shows Sympathy To
Mrs. Herman, Broken By Ruling

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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Fire Chief Tells HoIc to
Percent COutldgrutioHs

See chat All register boxes ard
pipes are free or lint and sweep
mss
Furnace dome smoke pipe and
chimney 90 he kert free OF SCOT
II smoke pipe does not Fit tight
in chimney. cement it in solid.
Place sheet Of asbestos over furn.
ace and ls- .t hang TWO inches be-
low foor to-st
Provide metal tubs for all ashes
.ar remove ashes weekly.
See that an chimney stops are
held 70 place tlghtlv
Examine all cl.mneys for cracks
II any. repair al once
Keep matches i'm metal container
and OUT Of the reach Of children.
Re careful where you drop the
burned match. or cigarette outt
Dcn'- use gasoline for cleaning
where there is an open fame
Don't leave electric switch on.
when through ironing
The foregoing advice wiz te the
substance OF the Fire chief 7 W
SibreTs talk Monday noon az the
weekly luncheon OF Tho CHAMBER
OF Commerce on Monday first day
~ Fire Prevention Week The
warnings VIII Dee repeated ~ The
HlSh school auditorium ON Wednes
lay noon
Insurance mea or the c.-v teach
ars ~ ,fe public schools and the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Legion Post Making Plans
For Trip to NeW Orleans

Arrangements have been COmplet-
ed hy Harvey Klockow. vice COM
mander OF South Bend post No. 80
of the American Legion for the
trip TO New orleans for the nation
al convention OF the Legion oct. 10.
The South Bend delegation Will go
to- Laporte and join the LaporJe
post there The delegation viii
leave South Bend at o'clock sat
urday morning. oct. IA A Hoosier
special train viii be made up It
Louisville, Ky. and will arrive in
New Orleans. sunday, oct. 10. A
nominal fare has been secured for
the trip and any Legion men who
dcisre 20 make the trip can COM
munlcate with the vice command or
or with Ad5utant Keltuer Reserva-
lions viii have 'o be made by oct.
S for the Hoos.er Special"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Clues Warning OF
Graft Carried On
By Photographer

There is a pugraCious and intim1-
dating strong arm" man appearing
"a, the back doors Of the housewife
~ South Bend insisting upon taking
the pictures Of the children OF the
family fOr the small sum OF s2.51.
was the announcement made Sat-
u-day BY Frank Green manage
~ the chamber OF commerce IT'S
advice IS not 10 oper the door 20
transient photogra pliers. and II sou
have opened the door don't let him
take the pictures
There has been an avalanche o.
complaints OF fraudulent promo
-ional schemes for the las, few
weeks" he said. THE most annoying
and petty among them being that
OF the transient Photographic The
worst OF them are big and hrawny
hoods As soon a. a door is open
ed 20 them. they put their foot .n
20 keep .t from being closed. And Y
met with any kind OF encoura cement
from the housewife. they walk In
and make their way TO the parlour.
Then. II there are any photographs
lying around. they pick them up and
take them away regardless OF pro-
tests. returning several days later
with an enlarged photograph for
which he demands three or four dol
lars.
One poor woman came go ms the
other day and told rs she had not
only been cheated out OF a. so. lost
a family photograph which was very
much priced but had been severely
beaten by aer husband as a result.
We got la touch with police who got
i'm touch with the photographer, and
her money was returned 20 her. and
the man was driven out OF town
Mr.. Green also holds the position
OF chairman Of the Indiana CONNER
ciaI Secretaries association or Nigi-
lance Committees. which is the un-
official body working for the Indiana
Securities commission
The duty Of the commission Is "a
investigate cases which come under
the Blue Sky law which was passed
at the last session OF the legislature
For a long time Indiana had no
such a law. taking care of fraudul-
ent promotional enterprises and was
surrounded by FIVE states who did
That made her the dumping ground
for all the petty crooks in the mid
die west During three months OF
1 92O over a million dollars went out
of South Bend alone for options In
oil wells. none OF which brought in a
nickel We are now able 20 save
thousands Of dollars a week for
South Bend citizens who pay out
their money. never receiving value
not only for photographs, but for
merchandise which is never deliver
ed, for advertising contracts which
are never filled, for stocks and for
/ oil options.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Lake LOOsed On Grain
Fields Of California

NISALTA. Cal, sept. 30-HaV.ng
frightened the grain men last
spring and early summer almost
into fits. when il overlooked rs
banks and flooded some grain land.
Tulare lake today is being turned
purpose,y upon these same lands.
which ere thus receiving one or the
mo OFT b0untiful fOod.rgs in years.
The lake. a. the present rate. viii
be dry within another month. bu.
the waters .herefron pouring
through purpose.y cut bitches IN
he Ievees almost rs rapidly ~ he
Good waters last spring poured into
IT, have already assured another
bumper crop bv getting the land
ready for the fall planting
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
POLICE DRIVE ON
LIQUOR VIOLATORS
NETS TWO STILLS
Large Quantity of Mash and
considerable Noonshine'
Are Also Found

Two stills were ronas-atsi ar de-
sJroyed yesterday afternoon ard las
night in liquor raids ce7dured
Detective Se-g- DeH-~sf AND or
GERS K1sh. P.n,er ara w.a,he-s
A .0-Ea-,on still and $50 -ano-.
~ mash. together with three gallons
OF mule were found by ee polio.
at AS o'clock in the home os Pau
Mainhart. al ". Monroe g. Main
hart furnished bonds ~ $500 f5- a.
pearanee IN city court Monday.
Although q 50-Earor et- was
FOUND a. the home 90 Prank PIa-skt
26l6 Linden az. Eesta-d1, agter
noon, the police were unable 10 l.-
cate the owner. whu had .cf. q
home a short time before tho police
arrived. A half gallon o. moon
shine was also found .u the kitchen
Five quarts Or liquor were COME
Gated AZ the home OF Michael Paw
ilnskt. AZ 8. William ST. abou,
$50 o'clock last nlgnt by the 'iQuor
squad. but more than two quarts are
said 20 have been empued into
bathtub. occupied by one OF tha
boarders as the police arrived
Four quarts OF Illicit liquor are said
10 have been emptled into barre
or mashed grapes hy the owne-
wife before the police could gain 3u
admittanCe. pawlinski furnished
bond OF $500 for apes rance in oits
court Monday
Charles kovatoa. IS s Pine
vas arrested and cflArEed r-tl lu-
lawful possession Of nquOr when
I five gallon jug or "moonshiue" wa
found " his home. KotacCh fOrn-
ished bonds OF $500 for appearsu.e
} in city court Monday
A small bottle OF l.oUor found 70
( the home OF Mike Darsch. 1925
Bissel ST. resulted in his arrest ar
/ S:45 O'Clock yesterday afternoon
I charged with unlawful possession o.
liquor. Darsch furnished bonds a.
I $500 for appearance IN city court
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
HGlCdii May Obtain
Labor Shortage Aid

HONOLULU, Sept. 30-The meas
IRE 20 grant labor relief 20 Hawaii
has now q better chance OF passing
congress than a. any other time
since i was first proposed. nearly
two years ago. Walter r Dl.Lng-
lam. chairman OF The commission
tha- went 20 Wash inglon n the in
terest Of his proposed ,eS.s a.ion
told The members Of the Honolulu
Chamber Of Commerce A. a recent
meeting. The proposed measure
provides Tor the importation OF
cCole labor from China 20 work on
the -arge sugar plantations IN
Hawai-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
RUSSIA PLANS TO
SAVE OIL WEALTH
Governmental Regulation Will
Stop All Wasteful De
velOpment.

MOSCOW. Sept &c., Russia docs
not intend TO waste her OIL RE-
sources rs the United states has
done. according TO statemer.
made by the department in charge
OF all the oil Of Russia Gushers
which pour their reserves into the
sands are not 10 occur here II Rus
STA can help is Little wildcat com
panies each owning tiny claim
and each digging their claim not
nationally, but n efforts 10 under
mine their neigh bors claims
these pests or the United states W
also not be permitted in Russia
Under the Cars regime Russian
oil was wasteful.y exploited. a
small company with a little money
would buy a tiny claim and. instead
OF drilling wells evenly over us
whole claim. it would dig many
wells all around the edges fn order
20 drain the fields OF its neighbors.
The fighting OF foods was never
carried on nationally. but each com
Eany tried 20 shunt the waters onto
its neighbours property. When the
government put up small claims ~
auction sometimes the neigh BORING
landowners would bid them in by
Offering as high as 125 percent
royalty on an the oil produced. Th
meant that they never intended %
develop those lands. since they or
fereI more than the to:al produ
They wished merely 20 keep them
undcve.opcd while drilling 81
around them and draining svH
mos- or she OIL beneath.
The whole process vac waste
full and Uc intend 90 have 10 more
or IT," the depa -tment continue
We have divided lp our OIL field
into districts or rational size cal
unit ln itself. large enough 20 pa
for FUN dcveloEmenr with pipe
lines and -ranspo Fields r
these VIII be given as concessi e.
TO any cOmparle- which ia
money enough 20 5evelop theu
But even one such Geld viii rem
capital of several million do Iars.
while some of the best fields
Ural Emba require over two hu
dred million dollars initial lrve-l
ment. but are so rich that they WIFI
repay this within 10 years. The ..e
OF The concession runs much longer
than 10 years, IFS exact length ba-
ing determined iu conference
so "p.kers" need apply ls -He
genera impression received after
comforting w-rh the chiefs % Rus
sion OIL Iu The districts whore
Greet 1.rerl-s arc 90 nr arrar.+.#
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Leo DitrichStein
Presents PenSiUe
Comedy at Oliver
Great Actor Gives Finished
Performance. but HumOr
j. Obscure.

Mothers OF very precOCiOus chill
dreu worry very much. for the ira
ditiou Or superstition condemns them
t0 the briete-t of lives.
If they hold any such superstitiOns,
Leo Ditriehstein. incompatible actor.
and Ben IIecht the author. should
Doc worried over their 'pensive com
eds which Mr. Hecht wrote and
NIr uirich~reln presented at the
oliver tne3ter ON Saturday night.
Polished graceful and suave. the
actor who won an feminine hearts
u eThe Great Lover" came 10 the
oliver last night i'm the guise Of a
man of middle age and who has been
past master i'm the phraseOlosy of
love but never i'm its reality through
three acts of clever lines compels
such admiration as must always be
given to finished acting
Characters Unfamiliar.
The characters portrayed are all
too unknown 90 such communities ~
bridge over the footIsht@ The real
humor of the situation. and the
humor must have been there for
/ the program bore the label. was lost
somewhere near the orchestra pit.
The play did bring a glimpse Of
next winters STYLES i'm clothes, a
chance 90 remember other plays Of
Drrchsteiu and some real feminine
beauty u the parsonage of Mary
BIr.1r
Tl. uIay IS ou us way tn au open
.. .- DI-...cu after trial 100 some
of -a. smaller eastern cities ne
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cu W.'a Oh" liiort h,ll9ieS OF 4.t
ar..-. ..rr.r-e- with v.ear-OuS passions
MN .let.r.--sr.e .-. fate
- -, a., PLAY
Persons ln the RAY.
Those VINO appeared lh tAe per
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writer ~ maorn.aE sheet. Domes -ic,l.,y
tH. ~ MEr .t"a.t 'fuN'u'
who's. frs youth ialtuiS anu amy .'.S
BIAS. tEa'"Fi..i tni r., .Hu e. -,
uluoI rH. Hu>. t-u MISS manu- ".i'1
90. ha. Ban. -...--,-,,- ....t, --,., v-,s
|prab3hly a successful uewS'e as boy and
has grown uH into ,heatrie1l press
HELEN TARBELL. WIFE o. the pecu-
aeI .ratts a.aHaerel woman. some
+ vha- .1.1 H. HoI -H, hldd'lhr sane
f.Ul Hh. hl> W lerel SOME eleven
. wears ~ marriage with HHra ma k"r.
f Miss Maud. Hsucatc-d
4 MARGARET SCHMIDT. widow oil.
+ r.-.s at.. w.th au shSe>siou % regulate
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Leper PGtienS Are
DISCHARGED As Cured

HONOLULU, Sept 3O-Twenty
,eper patterns Were discharged re-
Gently from the Kalthi leper hospi-
tal This city This = the Iarges.
number os patients ever released
az one time. They were gwen their
freedom "a being apparently cured
o. leprosy- The chauimooErs oil
treatment has been used The Is
Includes persons who have been a.
the hospital Tor periods ranging
from II months 70 two years and
FIVE months.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
FOUL PLAY PUTS
one IN HOSPITAL
Alleged Chicken Thief Injured
As Car Goes Into Ditch
One Sought.

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grief seven h'.-e"
Bend ON the CrumstOwn ROAD oaluf-
ds,- morning
~, po.- f.. 81, r-rvort5 hasn't
ia- sun erinS rom
wound. bruised nip, ana posi- one lh-
ternal injuries.
r.h, ,fsreE gunner az the chick
ems mas 'N |
Knocked unconscious ana wrecked
atvver constitute the other elements
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Author of "Under
+ alSe Pretenses"
Visits In City
Ben Hecht. Noted Chicago Lit.
erary Man. Sees Play Open
at the Oliver.

Hr H..- 4a.hor " One play
.u.sr Fae Ts..au es" .u which
leo D-r.oHste.0 scored .rlumph
ta oliver taea-e- last night.
Has q -aes. .a sa.s cts yesterday az
--r oliver Hotel M- Hech.. whose
a.ua 81 81 Chicago. made a spec3a.
--H 90 1.s ...r t7 SEQ h.s play be-
-.sa opens l Chicago Monday
r.e.t
1l- IIeeat one o. the younger
and lramat.s-s Of nationa
fame. stated .ae- ulgn' IN an inter-
r.ew W..l % News Times represent
a-se chat Under Ease Pretenses"
as frs- afremp- ~ writing a
..-ce-act play
Home j. i'm Chicago
uas particularly anxious 90 see
THE play before it opened IN Chi
e.e0 Nr Hech- said. Chicago
being mg nome. t is natural for
r.a to 0e unusually interested IN is
success there
Ar- Heca- started his literary
career as q newspaper man in Chr
caeo HE ls atiII member Of the
: d
for aeh paper DE conducts q COL
umu known aa "a Thousand and
one Afternoons.
He the author OF several sue
go tu novels HIS most popular
book s recent novel known as
.FriE Dorm" "GargoIcs" and Fan
tasru. MalIarc" sre two of his other
novels.
Gains National Fame
Two oue-act plays written bv Nh.
Hcrht brought the author into ma
ccuaI repute .u the dramatic field.
THE plays are The Hero OF Santa
Marie" and "Drers."
AIR. Hecht latest venture. Under
False Pretenses." played in New
York uude- the name Of The
poseur' when it was first produced.
The name was changed 20 The
Man Who Pretends" during the re-
maiuder OF The New York run.
Under False Preteuses." the pres
ont TILE was later deemed By the
author. more suitable name.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
" oman Struck BY Train Tico
u eekS 4gO Dies of Injuries

Fhuomera De Nelye, 523 s. Kos
ciusko ST., died at s. Joseph's hos
pital Saturday morning az $40
o'clock "a a result OF injuries re-
ceived when struck by a Grand
Trunk train on Division s.. TWO
weeks ago she Is survived by her
husband Peter and by two children.
NaEae,lne and Maurice. she was
born in South Bend April "A. 1852.
was 40 years old. and had lived
here an her life.
Funeral services VIII be held IN
-he sacred Heart church Monday
morning at Q o'clock with Rev La
coulter officiating Burial VIII 30
i'm Highland cemetery
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01
Heals Old Sores
Peterson's Ointment

PeteTSOn 8 OIIIUItUL
To the millions NJ people VINO ne
erson's Ointment Tor piles es-
zens sat rheum- pimpIy skin sore
feet and chsfng Peterson ssys
Tell sny suTerer fvom Cd sors~
that its mighty healing power
wonderful AL druggists Sc 80.
81 100. 1850. $500. Al.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-01

Ma,sria- for the suspension bridge
40 feet long. over the COLORADO
river in the Grand Canyon. was CAR
~,ed II miles from the railroad D.
pack animals down steep, windin 3
trails 20 The bridge site.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

Why live with the shades eternally
pulled down? Why not open the
windows of your soul and see some
thing worth living for, worth laugh
ing at When a fellow lives like a
daily funeral it's tome to take a
laughing powder. Laugh like "a]l
gol darn"
A pastor who preached on modern
Women's dress very appropriately
took his text from Revelations.
Should Have To Eat It.
81 thought you had given up burnt
wood art, dearie.'
Ferdinand, how can you be so
heartless! This is a pie!'
To kill the gloom, and fill the room
with things worth While-just smile.
Long & Short are in business in
Fredericksburg, Nd.
Man is the only animal that can
be skinned more than once.
A Coed Example Of Judicious CO.
Operation.
Two lawyers Git won't do to tell
their names) are joshing each other
and being joshed quite bit by their
friends over an incident that occurr-
ed recently when one of them was
asked to sit as a special judge in
bootlegging case. The one who was
temporarily wearing the judicial
ermine was in doubt as to what pen
altyfto fix in the case. He called up
his fellow barrister and said ''Say,
John, I've got bootlegger here and
didn't know what to give him."
well, about $40 quart, and say,
can you get a couple for me?'
One Kiss Week.
'sJust one kiss week."
And she smiled as she said it.
cts wicked to seek
More than one kiss week.
Then she lifted her cheek
And I used up my credit.
"Just one kiss "a week."
But she smiled as she said It.
Once upon a time there was Il man
who told his boss that he was being
paid too much money for the work
he was doing.
It's a moarl disgrace to go about
with a scoWl on your face when
smill can do so much good.
A Massachusetts man who speaks
ten languages has just married g
woman who speaks only seven, but
We'll bet on the lady.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15
APRIL CROP REPORT FOR LOU.
ISIANA.

The farm labor supply is adequate
and the number Of breeding sows OH
the farms Of the state on April i,
1920, was the same as the number
April L, 1921, according to report
just issued by Mr. Lionel L.. James,
Agricultural Statistician at New Or
leans Of the Bureau of Markets and
Crop Estimates, United States De-
partment Of Agriculture.
Although cholera has been de-
structive in some sections, the farms
OF the state have as many breeding
soWs as on the corresponding date
last year. Farmers are continuing
to get away from scrub stock.
Farm labor supply in Louisiana is
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

FOR SALE Two lots of ground
in Division of St. John, Covington.
Will sell separate OF together. One
lot faces on Rutland street and one
on New Hampshire street. The lots
are less than one square from the
courthouse and Southern Hotel, and
are 2 IL squares from the depot.
For particulars see Richard & Riggs,
COvington, La. n12
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

adequate being 101 per cent compar-
ed with year ago, and "a per cent
compared with normal supply. The
demand for farm labor is, however,
only SO per cent compared with a
year ago and 81 per cent compared
with normal demands.
The season has been backward, in
many sections fully two weeks late,
due to rainy weather and went lands.
Farmers generally are short of funds
to employ labor, and are doing as
much farm work as possible them
selves, everybody endeavoring to
keep expenses down. They are gen
orally giving attention to diversifi
cation and expect to produce both
food and feed crops as far as possible
sufficient for their needs this year.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

And they have not oohc
building territory paying business hano
development
encouraging compe
competition stronger
use stock less valuable we
know the railroads.
We believe this competition
increase IN service TO inc
feeder for the road and that
freight
better handling and stronger
between roads i.
We have situation Covngton We have
running development of the old East
OF PoeVent
Bogalusa for the carrying business
The lumber business has not
timber fast disappearing The
splendid dairying strawberry and truck
not apparent for made
anything for St. Tamman To-day is running daily
of this
has lately put
o
N
There
competition this
association organized probable
"a .....
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

FOR SALE-Cheap; a splendid
family mare, work anywhere, per-
fectly sound. Apply st. Tammany
Hay & Grain Warehouse, Coving
ton, La. mr1 1tf
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

FOR RENT-Upper floor Of Seller
Building, IL rooms in all. Partly
furnished. Formerly occupied as a
hotel. Apply to Jacob Seller, Gov
ington, La. ap1-tf
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1922-04-15

Everything comes to those who wait,
And the lazy man waits to greet it.
But success comes on with rapid gait
To the fellow who goes to meet it. 4
| Today's Firesile Puzzle.
II young horse is colt, young
COW "a calf, a young sheep a lamb,
camisole?
Most men like little women, and
little women like most men.
"Be kind to animals week" should
include motor cars, since a car now
is the only pet many persons have
around the place.
An exchange vents forth as fol-
lows: Secretary Fall said, alaska
alone could pay for the war" And
the next day Harding announced he
would go to Alaska next June.
In 1892.
Sailor: We have just seen some
orange peel and banana skins float
ing on the starboard, sir.
Columbus: Was there any chew
ing gum?
Sailor: No, sir.
Columbus: Then it must be the
West Indies we're coming to, and I'd
hoped it was going to be America.
Many a man has slipped on a we'd
ding ring-slipped it on is right.
Judge, I'm down and out
Maybe you're down." SAID the
wise Judge, tbut you're not out. Six
months"
Slick Scheme.
'Our mamma is very kind to us.
Every time We drink our cod-liyer
oil without ~crying we get a dime
"And what do you do with the
money!"
Mamma buys more oil with it,