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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09
SMOKERS HYPOCRITES,
CIGAR STAND OWNER
SAYS TO BYSTANDER

There Is lot of affection about
men IN the matter of cigar bands, >
said cigar stand keeper as he watch
ed a customer disdainfully pluck n
brilliant band from a cigar and proud
iy cast it-the band-from him
Nearly every man who buys 4
cigar from me says just what you say.
that he Is tired Of the Internal cigar
hand nuisance, that he wishes the
dealers or the makers would leave off
putting EN- on, that the poorer the
cigar the richer the band, etc. These
are hypocritical allegations got
'hypocritical allegations from a col
lege professor who buys his stogies
here Some fellows tear the band
off and throw it away. some remove it
carefully and put it in their vest peck
ct or pocketbook, and others leave It
on the cigar and push 1t down toward
the butt end as the cigar burns shor-
ter. But they all say, a bias the band.
I got that from an opera singer who
gets $500 a night and buys a pack OF
cigarettes from me now and then.
Men berate the band, but they in
sist on it. | cannot sell cigars unlesa
tIlEY nave DdiluS OIl JItI1i, anu liz
brighter the band with red and gold
the better the cigar sells. l know
whereof I speak. l got I know where
of l speak from college debater.
Just as test, took the bands of
three cigars in box of banded ones
Every man who dipped his fingers In
to that box chose a cigar with band
on it, and those without the bands
were passed up until they were tho
only ones left in the box. There
wasn't anything the matter with those
cigars. | took some bands, dressed
them up, and they sold all right.
Il once stripped the bands off &
popularity named cigar and left besidS
them box of the same named cigars
with the bands on The banded boz
sold empty in due time and the band
less box was not touched. | put bach
the bands and the cigars sold al
right
Cigar bands cost money and
could save a dollar thousand and
in some cases, more, by selling cigar
without them. but they won't sell
The same gentlemen who kick agains
bands kick when they don't get them.
Mohammedans have a lunar year o
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09

problems involving the fundamental
operations, common and decimal frac-
tions. percentages and their business
application 80 weights.
Applicants must have reached their
eighteenth but not their seventeen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09

ship (the legibility. rapidity and gen.
eral appearance of the competitors
handwriting in the subject of spell
ing), 10 weights; clerical tests (de-
signed to test the competitors ability
10 perform quickly and intelligenly
various kinds of actual clerical work. i,
30 weights; arithmetic $40 practical
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09
cHlLpREN,s EXERCISES

PERSHING, Ind, June Chill
dren's Day exercises will be held at
the Lutheran church of Persning, Sun
day evening, June IL All residents of
Pershing and neighboring communi-
ties are invited
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09
ion Further information can be Sc
cured at the local pastofice.

The oldest aeronautical laboratory
in the United States from the point
of view of continuous service is that
of the Massachusetts Institute or
Technology.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09
To Meet Confirmation
Class f2 4 O'clock

Rev. Oscar T. F. Tressel, pastor of
the Trinity Lutheran church. will meet
his confirmation class at o'clock Sat
urday afternoon instead of 2:30
o'clock
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09

as the first melon aphis appears is
advised for that insect. One pint of
the preparation to 100 gallons of wa
ter, to which five to 10 pounds OF
laundry. whale oil or fish oil soap is
added, is the recommended spray. All
sides of the plant and the lower sur
face of the leaves must be~sprayed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-06-09
FIRE IN CHICAGO THEATRE

CHICAGO, June 9.-More than 5000
persons blocked traffic on State street
downtown yesterday, while they
watched fire in the State-Lake the
atre building.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
MATHHDE SAILS ON
HER TRIP TO EUROPE

NEW YORK. July 2e.-CBy u. P.)
-Mathilde Mccormick sailed today
on the journey that rumor declares
viii end in a lovers meeting with
Max Oser, former Swiss livery stable
proprietor Of Zurich.
At the last moment, when the
White Star liner. Majestic. shrilly
sigualled its impending departure.
little Miss Mccormick relented in
her self-impOsed seclusion and re-
ceived newspapermen.
"Tm going TO follow out my
plans" she said systematically. but
I'm not going TO tell you what they
are. / appreciate your position, but
I'm just not going TO tell you any
thing about It,"
ct" is believed TO be a wedding
with Oser on the continent sometime
this fall.
Cyrus Mccormick also sailed on
the Majestic.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
RUSSIAN RAILROADS
Tn DEPLORABLE FIX
Sixty Percent of $4,000 En-
gines Out Of Commission,
Saws Colonel Gaskill.

LONDON. July z9.-(By I. n. S.
lie depIorable state or Russia's rail-
vays was outlined my Sol S. S. Gas
Bin. ~ Moorestown. n. J.. former
rl .er os the American Relief admin
lsrr8tou traffic division. who recent
o. was Ia London enroute to Unit
eI states. where he is 20 resume his
position with the Pennsylvania rail-
road
There are only $1,000 vcrsts "a
rars- in two-thirds - a mue) 81
railroad in all Russia under Sovie;
control. Colonel Gasxiu stated
This Iaeans about one-twelfth OF the
IHte0 States mileage in country
far larger Enormous stretches OF
t-.torv. including many fair-sized
cities. have to depend for their con
I.e.on uah the outside world on
wagon aHd river transport. being abb
f1.eto-y Untouched by railroads
The total number or locomotives.
COL CaekuI said according 10 Sow
let official figures. IS only 1900. OF
which sixty percent are out OF com
mission. OF the remaining forty per
cent fifteen percent are fully fifty
years old The number or cars is
estimated at 4f0. 600. or which thirty
percent are out of service. The con-
dftion or the others is diapidated in
the extreme
n Evidence or former wealth In roll
- stocks are seen in some fine
american and other ears. which one
constantly finds piled up on sidings
where they are used as houses 10y
refugees and even railroad officials
Make Homes From Cars.
These cars have been turned ia
many cases into quiet comfortable
homes. he declared. Whole fami-
lies conduct a regular menage IN
them. Presumably many OF these
cars were seized during the various
wars and never returned 90 their
proper uses.
The railroad beds. the colonel stat
cd apparently did not suffer much
a. a result OF war. but now they are
shoWine the need of repair. The ties
are rotting. and so far the people
have not had the strength 20 cut the
wood for manufacturing new ones
The same lack OF strength was large
liz accountable for the breath Of fuel
which at first threatened TO handicap
seriously the movement OF American
Relief administration supplies
"Our salvation" he declared. clay
I'm the fact that the government was
able TO transform the engines from
wood or coal 10 oil burners. Canadian
tank cars are now bringing fuel from
the on fields Of Baku"
The utter restitution Of the coun-
try affects the railroads in many
small as well as large ways. For eX-
ample. cotton waste for cleaning pur-
poses is unobtainable. and workers
have to content themselves with the
ticker tape used for Russian tele-
grams Paint. OF course, Is now ar
unknown luxury.
a But the Russian railroad officials
are as keen as ever" the colonel
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

stated. The government fortur-
ately for US. retained most OF the Old
experts. and we have 70 thank their
energy and efficiency for the fact
that our stock got moved. These
men have been cut or for years from
the outside world.
Asked For Literature.
They all begged me TO send them
literature. particularly on American
methods OF signaling"
In considering the movement OF
American Relief Administration sup
plies during the Spring. Col Gas
XIII said 10 must be remembered that
they were the only freight, outside
~ Soviet seed cargoes, moving over
the roads.
1T Is ridiculous TO cay that any
moro material could have got in than
we sent. he declared. ours got in
only by almost sUperhuman efforts"
The recent Improvement in the
transportat!C~ situation he ascribes
20 the opening OF the rivers. The
supply OF barges IS better than cars
and the American Administration
feeding IN Saralish excellent rela-
tious with the river transported de-
partment
Before leaving Russia. Col Gas
KIN spent some months as supervisor
of the American Relief administra-
ton feeding in Saratov. where
American food Is keeping 1888. 900
people alive.
you can feel the results OF our
feeding in the very atmosphere, he
declared We've given those pea
SAINTS a new lease OF life. and I sup
pose one would have 70 be saved
from starvation himself TO realize
the intensity Of their gratitude"
Col. GaskiIl Is now returning TO
America after an absence OF five
years. during which time he served
with the engineers in France under
Gen. Atterbury. later becoming tech
nical adviser to the Polish govern
mcnt He has been eight months in
Russia with the American Relief ad l.
ministration. His home is in Moores-
town. n. j.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
THOMAS r. MARSHALL
RETURNS FROM TRIP

NEW YORK, July 2s-(By I. ".
S)-Thomas R Marshall former
vice president OF the United States
and Mrs. Marshall who returned to-
day from a tour abroad. were greet
Ell at the dock with notification that
Mrs. Marshalrs mother is danger
ousIy III in her home IN Arizona Mr..
and Mrs. Marshall in all probability
VIII continue westward Immediately
10 reach the mothers bedside.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

at the conclusion OF the trial OF 81
socialists charged with attempting
10 overthrow the communist gov
eminent.
Three men-Zeozviein Estonin
and Kazin-were sentenced TO death.
Others OF the defendants were given
Jail sentences ranging 10 FIVE years.
The evidence in the trial of the
social revolution is proved conclus-
lively that the defendants attempted
10 murder Lenine and planned armed
attacks against the soviet" said
Charsky.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
SeUen Primaries This Week
To ShOw Political Trend
BY LAWRENCE MARTIN
U. r. stan Correspondent

WASHINGTON. July 29.-The po-
liucal trend in the country during
the last month when the nation
faced two of the most serious strikes
IN its history, viii be revealed next
week when seven states will hold
primaries.
The fate Of three senators and
about so congressman are involved
in these primaries which will be
held in. Kansas, Missouri. Oklahoma
Virginia and West Virginia on Tues
day, in Tennessee on Thursday and in
Kentucky next Saturday.
The following week primaries will
be held IN three more states, in
Guiding that state to which all eyes
always turn-Ohio. The two other
states are Alabama and Arkansas.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
DISCOVER NEW PLOT
TO MURDER LENINE

MOSCOW. July 29.-(By L n. s.
That new plot 10 assassinate
Nicolal Lenine. head OF the Russian
soviet government. was discovered
by Russian police, was revealed to-
day by Or. Lunar Charsky, peoples
commissar OF education, in a speech
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
INDEX TO cLAssIFIcATIONs

ANNOUNCEMENTS
i-DeAths
S-sa MemOrian.
SNC.rd OF Thanks.
lHFuneral Directors.
b-Funeral Flowers.
1Cemetery Lots. Monuments
lodge Notices.
s-COming Events.
e-Personals.
l0-LOst and Found.
AUTOMOBILES
1-Automobiles for sale,
12-Motorcycles and Bicycles.
13-AutomObiles for Exchange
14-Auto Accessories.
15-Seryice Stations-RepairinE.
16-Auto Livery-Garages.
Observation-Disclosures
BUSINESS SERVICE
iS-Buslpess Services offered.
1S-Building-Contr
O-Heating and Plumbing.
N-Insurance.
ry-DressmakfnE
25-Moving. Trucking. Storage
misunderstanding
25-Patent Attorneys.
Printing-StatiOnery
N-PrOfessIOnal Services.
25-Repairing.
29-Renovating and Dyeing.
3o-TRlloring and Pressing.
observation-disclosures Service
EMPLOYMENT
S2-Help Vanted-Female-
S3-Help Wanted-Male.
B4-Help W0nted-Male or Femala
S5-Salesmen and Agents.
Sesltuations Wanted-FemAIA
Oscillations Wanted-k.a@
FIN ANCIAL
Ss-BusineHs Opportunities.
Se-Investments, StOcks, Bonds.
t0-MOney to Loan.
H--Wanted-To Borrow.
INSTRUCTION
f2-CorrespOndence Courses.
4S-LOcal Instruction Classes.
&4--Musical, Dancing, Dramatic.
f6-Private Instruction
-Wanted-Instruction
LIVESTOCK
9T-Dogs. Cats. Pets.
4S-Horses. Cattle, Vekic les.
le-POultry and Supplies.
6O-Wanted-Livesto
MERCHANDISE
61-Articles for sale.
62-Business Equipment
5S-Boats and Accessorics-
6EBuilding Materials.
@-Farm and Dairy Products,
b3-Fuel and Feed.
67-GoOd Things TO Eat
bS~-HOme Made Things.
b9-HOusehOld Goods.
6O-Jewelry and Watches.
e1-Machinery and Tools
62-Musical Instruments.
63-Seeds, Plants, Fertilizers
64HSpeciais at the Stores.
e5-Wearing Apparel
8-Wanted-TO Buy.
ROOMS AND BOARD
G-ROOms With Board
6S-ROOms without BoaCd.
6o-RoOms for Housekeeping.
70-VScation Places.
T1-Where to Eat.
72-Where 10 Stop ia Town.
73-Wanted-Rooms. Board.
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
74-Apartments and Flats.
Ts-Business Places for Rent
76-Farms for Rent.
U-Houses for Rent
B-Offices and Desk Room.
7o-Suburban for Rent.
e0-Summer Places for Rent.
e1-Wanted-To Rent.
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE,
62-Business Property.
63-Farms and Land for Sale
A-HOuses for Sale.
65-LOts for Sale.
66-Shore Property for Sale.
6-Suburban for Sale.
eS-Real Estate for Exchange
60-Wanted-Real Estate.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Lost and Found
AUTOMOBILES
AT lomobiles For sale

AUTO AND TRACTOR Radiator re
pairing, tube work a speciality. Prices
right. Tommy's Radiator Shop gl6
California Az
BUICK passenger coupe, 10000. Cash
down. balance terms. Northern Indi-
ana Realty Co. 4O3 Citizens Blk Bldg.
M-1467.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

When you say cigars. say Dutch
Masters. l65tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

For reliable dentistry consult
Drs. Carson & Oren. 125 ". Wash
ington av.. phone. Main 54s
=adN9nstf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

Let experts clean your garments
and hats Aetna Cleaners, 91s z.
Sample St L-2316-adv sO6-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
CABARET DANCE

Make reservations with Lees
Auto Bus Line for cabaret dance,
Edgewood Beach. Barron Lake.
Wednesday, Aug. 9. Dance and fare
S3.--adv. 211.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
IMPORTANT NOTICE.

IMFUHIANT NUIINE
The South Bend News-Times viii not
be responsible for more than one incor-
rect insertion OF any advertisement or
dered for more than one time
All cancellation orders on contract and
until forbid orders NUT be In writing
addressed 10 the Want. Ad Department
This is for your protection.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

woolworth has Honey Moon" and
other vocal hits.-adv. I'll.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
AUTOMOBILES
Automobile Tires.

Automobile Tires. 14A
WHY PAY HIGH PRICES FOR TIRES
when you can buy Yirg1nian Tires for
such low prices
Cords Guaranteed 1900 Niles.
Fabrics Guaranteed 500 Niles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
DENTISTRY

For reliable dentistry consult Drs
Carson & Oren. 125 ". Washing
ton ave. p. Main $40 adv. 2OSa
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

Honey Moon" got four encores
first public performance. Hear il
at woolworth's.-adv. 211.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

We HAVE the largest drive away OF new
cars coming In this week THAI was ever
driven In by any one dealer. We muse
make room for them and We VII cell
our used cars regardless OF cost.
BEISTLE AUTO SALES co.
Opea Tonight
342 LIN. W. West Main IA
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

OUR BIG
USED CAR
SALE
HAS BEEN
THE MEANS
OF DOZENS
OF FAMILIES
OWNING
THEIR OWN
CAR
so MANY MEN
WHO COULD
NOT GET
IN TO THE
BIG SALE
HAVE REQUESTED
Us TO
CONTINUE OUR
FREE
GASOLINE
OFFER
THAT
WE HAVE DECIDED
TO EXTEND
OUR OFFER
OF % GALLONS
OF
GASOLINE
FREE
WITH EVERY
CAR
PURCHASED
AT THE
GREAT USED
CAR SALE
UNTIL
MIDNIGHT
SATURDAY, AUGUST 5.
COME IN TODAY
OR ANY DAY
NEXT WEEK
THE F0LLoWING CARS
OFFERED
F0RDS
DORIS
COLES
CHEVROLFTS
HUDSONS
pFoS
hodges
MANWFLLS
OAKIANDS
WHY'S
OVFRTANDS
STT-DFRAKFPS
SCPTpPS- pOOTu
ETC
6rCr oT-- ~
TuF CkP
voT- DESTPu
Trrr. rs
wuAT vOT-
YOTT
CAN PAY
MONTHLY
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
Read Classification So For Household Bargains
AUTOMOBILES


ATTENTION AUTO BUYERS
AND OWNERS
ORR BIG USED CAR SALE
STARTS FRIDAY. JULY .. WE
HAVE A LARGE ASSORTMENT
or FIRST CLASS USED CARS
THAT MUST BE SOLD BECAUSE
VIZ NEED ROOM. ACT now
AND YOU WILL GET A REAL
BUY. COME IN AND MAKE US
AN OFFER. now IS YOUR
CHANCE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE OPPORTUNITY. SOUTH
BEND NASH MOTOR SALES CO,
1oO-1O LINCOLN WAY EAST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
AUTOMOBILES
Automobiles For Sale

FOR SALE-Cheap.-1 set discs for
Ford car. pieces, . Ford tops. de
livery bodies. South Bend Exchange,
405 So. Carroll ST.. W. /. Hunt. Mgr.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

BUICK automobile. Twentieth Century
Garage Phone Main $50 Ask for
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30

ATTENTION AUTO BUYERS
AND OWNERS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-07-30
AUTOMOBILES

NEW AND USED MOTOR TRUCKS-see
me before you buy. Cash or terms.
Hagedorn & Webster, 218-Z22 +. JET
fprsOn Main 17S1
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
HAD TO MAKE FULL ROUND
Clergyman Who Wanted to Test Vir-
tues Of the Treadmill Given Full
Opportunity.

A Britishcr tells a story Of a men,
Der Of the clergy who took too large a
mOuthful on one occasion.
He was visiting the county jail and
eXpiated to a friend who was with
him on the virtues Of the treadmill.
Warming up with his theme, he de-
clared that he often wished he had one
at home to give him the gentle eXer-
else he required, and TO remove his
friends skcptiCism, he asked the
warden to give him a turn.
Round went the wheel, the clergyman
declaring that the movement was de-
lightful but after two minutes he had
had enough ana desired the officer to
stop the mill. TO his horror the Off
Ger answered:
every sorry, sir, but ] can't. It's
timed to go II minutes and won't stop"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
MANURE WILL HELP PASTURA
Top Dressing often Will Bring About
Improvement Where Grasses
Are Undeveloped.

When pasture begins to fail it may
often be improved without p~loughing
by topdresSing the land literally with
barnyard manure or acid phosphate
with lime. This is usually the case
where the pasture has plenty of the
good pasture grasses which, however,
are poor and undeveloped. A top
dressing or such a pasture will not
only bring a good crop Of grass in
two or three years but also drive out
some of the weeds that overrun the
rundown pasture lands. This top
dressing will be better than ~reseeding
where the soil is exhausted.
Where there is q decided dearth OF
good grasses, liberal applications Of
manure may be combined with plow-
ing and ~reseeding. Where it is neces-
sary TO plow as well as topdress with
Il manure and fertilizer, it is a good
idea to grow a crop Of potatoes OF oats
or perhaps ~buckwheat. Such q crop
will pay the cost of ~reseeding, then
the following year a good crop Of hay
can be taken off, and after that good
pasturage may be had for many years.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
SAM SURELY MISJUDGED MULE
libeIous to Call Animal Blind When
Its Only Fault Was Absolute
Lack of Fear.

Nose as trying TO sell Sambo a
mule. The mule was lying on the floor
OF the barn. II doan' wan no daid
mule" said Sambo.
He amt daid," said Nose; and
with his whip he forced the mule 10
a standing posture. But Sambo re-
manned cold on the proposition.
"Ah see he amt daid," said Sambo.
But he KANT run, an All done wants
Il mule as runs"
Nose, thus challenged, with a vigor-
Gus kick SO energiZed the mule that
away ii went, running down the street,
with marvellous speed.
But Sans delight at the activity of
the mule was short-lived, for bang,
the mule ran head-On into a tree.
"Fo' de lord" exclaimed Sam, she
amt daid; he kin run, but he's blind,
All, doan' wan no blind mule
whats dat you say?" cried Nose
You all calls a mule like dat blind!
Why, lordy, lordy, boy, dat mule amt
blind. He jes doan' give a whoop! y
Judge.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
Profession Saves Life.

During the riots in Londonderry,
when the old Roman city was divided
into hostile camps Of b%elligerent
Professionals and Catholics, an aSsoci-
ate of mine, who went there TO report
the developments for the Times, was
arrested, first by one camp and later
by another. Each time he was re-
leased, and he a finally given the
freedom of the city. When asked
how it happened. he replied that, be-
ing charged with espionage, he was
closely questioned; but his fate was
decided by his answer to one leading
question, which both parties asked:
"Are YOU Catholic or Protestant?'
His reply was simple and effective.
"Neither-journalist.'-C w. Ack-
erman in Atlantic Monthly.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
Relief is Found
From Stomach
Trouble

Hope for the millions OF unfortunate
men and women who are victims Of
stomach trouble is sounded by vii.
liam Hoylen, of Is Spring ST., Bristol
Conn. Mr.. Hoylen was a victim of
stomach trouble in its worst form. but
was completely restored to health by
taking Tanlac. He says:
"For fifteen years had attacks Of
stomach trouble, and had been in bed
for three weeks when got Tanlac,
but three bottles built me up fifteen
pounds, and made a well man of me.
/ am now eating steak and onions,
and feel just fine in every way"
Undigested food ferments in the
stomach and soon the entire system is
filled with poisons. Tanlac was de-
signed to restore the stomach to a
healthy condition and build up the
whole body. Millions everywhere have
acclaimed its wonderful power. Get q
bottle today.
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists.
Advertisement.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
Couldn't See Ii.

1t was supper time, the house was
lighted and the family was seated
around the table for the evening meal.
The meat platter as passed around,
the mother helping the younger chh-
dren. Due to Misrepresentation, the sup
ply on the platter was not rs great as
usual and as a result the slices were
smaller. Little Agnes, six years old
and hungricr than usual, noticed this
and whimpered, MON, ] can't see my
meat"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-09-22
Hostess Tact.

"Will We stay tc tea?" asked Mrs.
Murphy Of the caller whom she wished
would depart.
"NO, thank you," was the answer, Il
must be home TO look after john"
"Ah, sure, We mustn't neglect him."
said Mrs. Murphy, relieved.
Il think I'll stay, though | hear the
kettle singing" was the unexpected
reply.
ooh, don't take any notice of that"
said Mrs. Murphy, s%cornfully. 1T sings
for hours before IL boilS!"