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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
Tom Sims Says:

Dry chief nys hootleggers are or
the run Spring business
An,r oatinr onions look al the
b-ll for wife has u VIII take your
breath away.
u easy Go got credit for being
good but hard to get cash,
-
10 ~ -ttlng "a rs now you KIN
about BOO 600 Of thcm aud don't
hn'- Go sweep out but one.
Truth 'fn t stranger than fiction
whom a fisherman starts talking.
with Arbucklc IL was three times
and out
There may Doe GO place for every
thing. bat ZONE things seem out Of
placc.
Main thing wrong with the
mnNleU o. Tint everybody sdueez-
ing pnft your scat seems to b.
iet.
One pretty good reason why a
man marrloH b. q woman.
-
The man who Keeps his health At
home i,'yer Inns to go somewhere
for a.
1t is cheaper TO move than To
Keen up with the rc.Ehbors.
The girl who only got nm .ce
cream soda FOR her first kiss has O
daughter who wants "a limousine
| =
Sometimes o. mans wife h n nag
hccauae she D. married 10 a jack
Carbolic acid has dropped hut
bootleg liquor rs SIN 20.
The main Kick against worl.
seems to Doe that 10 takes up s0
much time
burglars have started their
spring cleaning early
Noxt TO home. the worst place to
spend tho summer s. away.
-
our radio kick Is. the farmers
Will know how things are selling in
town.
Put confidence IN everybody and
YOU soon won have any.
The only way a hen-pecked man
can chez tobacco D. hy pretending
tEat Ac is rmoAing "a cigar.
---
Ahfcuc' makes the hear grow
stronger
-
a To- Muscles man H. building a
infFe motor huAt entirely OF ma
hognny
Ammunition works In Germany
ar' now manufacturing automo-
hilnr.
and the terrible depression con.
tinuod until absolute disaster over
takes practically every business
house In the stntc Live atocii
raiaera ana farmers win suffer with
them.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
GUARD THE TEMPLE
BY BERToN BRALEY

The fc Boz C.ls icintin htithod ard din.
Whose shndowy alsler are soothing and rcteue.
Where e..ty ieuly uIanch ana spreading limb
tphoidH It's canopy Of living green
\ tenple % took centuries 80 build
~ splendid beauty and In stately calm.
Where all me world o. harsn ilssonnnce IL sfficd
And an TIE air is odcroua with balm.
The forest 81 mans refuge from tho strife.
The dust and heat and ciamor Of tho town.
For In the woods he broathes now Eer Of life,
New courage that no odds can batter down:
here. Ia his coiumued Vastness. lsufy-iloored.
s choir of hrdu is ever heard Co ainE.
fIore ARE the waters &c the rivers stored
That otherwise would flood he land In sprlngi
Let a. preserve the forest, fair and cool
From greod that sets no hounds 20 IN desires;
Lot US preserve e from the careless fool
Who starts q holocaust OF forest fires;
Let M preserve this place OF rest and peace.
Keen % iut.Oiafp while riiil we can,
A haven whore the spirit finds release,
4 temple to- Coda heritage 90 Man.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
t1NOu,Andl
RSAlbert Apple
HEAIbert Apple

Suicide BE- futile, says Conan Doyle. travelling sales
m.u Tor surItuuuHm. Doyle believes u FulCId, s
sui.e when % Leaves the body. carries with all the
suffering thuf led To- the ~vlf-takluE of NE.
To- o,hcr words. we might is well handle our prob
lrmH now. If We go not they % have to De tackled
in the hereafter.
The majority does not agree with some of Conan
Doyle p views. but one thing is certain:
Problems Ia this earthly NC. can Doe lodged by
procrastinntprH, but only temporarily There Is ale
ways O. dny OF reckoning. And the longer q problem
is put of, tho harder it Be- To- solve. There b ne .tst-
lut escape.
Eyerythlng involved 100 human ufe grows with
time. Problems grow hkp asparagus-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

head may have decided that pti
cess Therma is TO marry ia
Verde with the grcen beard
~ scema that he couidnt bI
snld a worse thing tor instnn
there was a hubhnb The pldd
evers began 20 act like crazy nd
pie. Their fury was tettli,ie
see u was like waving "a rrd ID
IN front Of 4 very cross hull
Traiiorsi Yelled the p,aa
overs Talking about those \.
fui horsknoitsi Ana SAVING II
ne beautiful princess may ,ns,
their ugly king uEhi
Nancy hurried 10 paeify th.,o
hcr nice way Oh. she .n'ti.
hui wouidn II be nie. 49,
would marry your king
ineihntly there wis panre -.
hfnri Hcarl The pidayt ~.
chocred loudly. ThatfH the ,.'
Now We shall take you to KIN, :,
dig. Il the furious falcon Nh,
YOU past the pate
TO Be Continued.
Copyright. i92s, NEA seryi...
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

There a no rCa-
SON why rndiu-
phone receiving
sott should not be
used Tor instruc
ton in schools
lust nH motion
ma
chimes
That tn q
opinion uf Pro-
fUssDr Vim n.
Lightly. chairman
90 University ~
Ml=ronaln IN
mIffue named so
d.Tuft %
courses Tor the
university =
tcHsion q ma t.
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

Tor I ~as through the gracn giNrn unto me. to
pttsA man that l. amongst ytu. not To- think ut
hiusrI HiuTc hiEhly tiian h. ought Ia thinh but
Co. th4ml tuhrrl1, ac'1rdiag a. God hatii dealt To-
tttry msn thu measure uf aith.-Itunnns 1888.
so report. are more readily believed than thosr
thnt d.spurGg, genius, aud suOthc The envy of
cnnfcI1us m"diocftN @Thomus st. MacaulHy.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
IrNNY

Standard on company more Interested in the
present thon In the hereafter, raises the price Of
gasoline in the Chicago district "a cent and a half a
Eullan.
That Increase, applied all over tho country, would
Increase the nntiop'a yearly gasoline blil so. G20. 600.
a penny, one way or the other iT gasoline price
makes "a difference ~ more than &ia. 00O,0 600 a year
a powerful friend. the penny. whom treated with
respect f. is The core of individual furreas and cor
porutlon dividends.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
The Criminal in the Court Room


r The law enforcement committee Of the American
flnr association inter wed a number ~ prisoners
in the Joliet penltehtiary ~ discover whether the
criminals had any Intelligent idea 90 the conditions
md temptations which produced them. 50 Tar as
fhe newspaper ropofts revealed, the men questioned
da NOT have any particular IDEAS Of value.
One naid he Ind been ftamed, one said he cpaid
have sprisne himself out ~ his trouble Y he had had
Snnc money. one thought that first offenders had
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

What viii be tile assessed value
~ prouerty for tg227 last year
q less Of sf1.i0O. 600. or 10 per
cent was recorded From present
Indications 1879 VIII show another
10 per cent loss which VIII bring
the state p valuation back tu that
~ 1916. This VIII mean u loss OF
viii lac brought about hy IuNrre ]
valuations OF livestock. and grazing
uud agricultural lands. II such
loss ~ 90 b" Offset, IL must be
through the efforts OF nsaessorg In
finding omitted and undcryalucl
property. That such propfrty ox-
lists b. undouhtcd and the Uies
ton b. Can and viii the a--rssor-
put " on the taN rolls"
Nrw MeNlcn H. not % wealthy
state, its per capita OF pcrponai
Incomes IL lower than thar OF any
other state except a half dnzca
southern stutof. Its mines arc
closed or show reduced production
~ tarm crops fen in value from
$40 600 00O IN 1913 to 10000 900
~ iN2l. Its PRINCIPAL industry.
livestock, is just beginning to re-
cover from itH most serious re-
lapse. thanks TO government aid.
W" nave Few manufacturing en-
terpriHen In the state, and our
merchants have had 10 take a
i"Ft These are not the utter
uncc or pessimlsts. They set
forth actual conditions which AZ.
teci taxable values and public rev
enuos Whatever the conditions
may be next year or the year after,
IN" tax rolls for 1899 will reflect
the conditions OF the past ynar.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

a condemned prisoner In the Charles Street jail OF
Boston b. working like q beaver. In the shadow OF
The electric chair TO build O. radioplonc for his
fellow prisoners.
Will the supreme court reviews his case. he
gives people outside prison wallis ON excellent gx-
amplr-mahlnet the most out Of lie Willie % lasts.
striving To- Tighten the burdens OF others There Do
something worth saving IN r. man like that.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
SPORT

Fortunate. thai We have Tor n national snort h3so-
hall which combines physical cNcrcisr with exercise
~ the Important brain functions. mental agility and
qrrt dcriuon.
Baseball b. Of incalcuiahle benefit 10 the nation. us'
"a gtirror-up Of the liver and a aoother u nerves
hlrhlv-sfrung hy conEestcd civilization
Toe had that al the fans do not actually play tho
game uiemscAfs u Is human nature. however, to
prefer Watching someone else perform.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

Gcrgrll porshlng for an arr,
$50 GOO aa IN. minimum need
perform It's proper mission
The 1890 plan OF defense.
tor-rment ans given also ID
peraiing officer bin caliiuf
about f3.u00 Officers and ~
plan reduction hy eliminate
least efficient Officers
The legion believed. Mr.
Nider declared. that It's POI
was supported back homo
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

Even Russia seems to share the general belief
that things ARE getting bettor.
The soviet railroad commission orders the equiv
ulent Of more Than Ei0O. 10000 worth OF locomotive
rails and other railroad equipment
Germany got nearly hulf 81 the business. For
one thinR. she viii furnish zoo locomotives
ono sale breeds another. starts a chain 81 buying
our country, in The Ions run. VIII benefit by ttussia' b
orders placed 10 Germany and sweden. which In
turn win pass the money aionE.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
y, nIt n. ". nIsHOP
Take

q y b. may be
the result OF a.
number Of things
hui " cr
these causes arr.
you should al
ways consider a
fever az the sig
rul that m
thing ls vitality
wrong
This does not
menu that onc
need m e.
panic stricken u
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
LEARN \ WORD WEIR

To-day II word ~ HETMAS.
II pronounced hot man.
accent ON tho first syllable
~ mcans-n Cossack chic
tribal loader iu siberia. chief
u comes from Polish
tunn chief from &c
haupiiannn % captain
Companion words hoima
h,tmanshiI
IT, used like this There
movement on IN the senate q
port General Somenoff the CO
hctmnu
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

Tho only civilized state IN
world to Dec ruled tsoiutels
woman is Bhuuni. the second
important Mohammcdah stai
India.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
CHINESE AMUSEMENT

II HE On Leong Tong. a Chinese Merchants
organization. staged q real Chinese opera
for the entertainment Of delegates at the
recent convention in Philadelphia. The show
lasted % hours and had 10 be split into two
daily performances. Three fiddlers three
drummer and a gong FOUNDER, executing a
fiyenote theme. mPie mp the orchestra. The
actors, brought from all over the country
worked mainly in pantomiue.
The actors, by Chinese custom. were all men.
even IN the feminine roles. 4 woman hasn't
political equality in China, but she is con
sidcrcd too good TO be put on exhibition for
money.
The most popular of Chinese plays, we are
told, continue from one night 10 another. like
"A serial story. Some last a whole year. our
nearest approach 10 the Chinese drama is in
the serial movie thriller. The plot of a Chinese
year-long play, however. has IL ON the movie
serial. II is a connected plot, showing every
stage Of a mau's life, a war. am economic move
mcnt or the career of a green dragon.
The Chinese claim 22.O00 years of history for
their civilization. Perhaps when our ciyiliza-
tion becomes as ancient we will have the same
viewpoint and philosophy. Like his apprecia-
tion Of the 22-hour opera, the Chinese takes all
things patiently as they come. lie enjoys life
with a serene calm. We think the Chinese
behind us in many things. Perhaps they are.
They are nearly always contcntcd, il outward
evidences of contentment count. Their nerves
are never shattered by effort 10 cram a life
lime into a day. Experts say oar "on-edge"
nerves are racing us 70 a breakdown. possibly
10 "raee-insanity' Of which they claim the
world war WAS am outburst. We do not be
lieye they are right. We cannot prove they
are wrong.
a lot Of people interpret liberty as the spirits
of 1917.
Mr.. Bryan says he will not run for the
sen tte from Florida because the policies he
has advocated have been 50 far written into
law that there is no need for him 20 rc-cnter
personal politics. W. j y. evidently does
not regard his anii-evolution crusade as a
political issue. Or, again, II may be that
Senator Park Trammell found o way 10 make
the Florida primaries bomh.proof.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
BRING ON THE BIRDS

A CCORDlNG to the Wichita Beacon, there
n are 2jG.000O0O birds iu Kansas. Tho
Beacon also asserts that statistics prove
each bird 20 consume an average of 100 insect,
a day. We do not know who checked the birds
IN order Co get this average. but the Beacon
is a reliable newspaper. II claims The statistics
are those OF responsible naturalis,s.
In one season. this newspaper says. the birds
of Kansas rat 240O0 carlouds Of hugs. But for
the birds. it concludes. Kansas would be
stricken with an iuSuifrrablc plague 90 insects.
We We're uncertain rs 10 whether or not a
mosquito is claSscd as q bird or a hug. A
naturalist whose learning We respect told US
that II Is neither. lie gave ua the scientific
classification. The suspicion that a Rio Graude
valley mosquito is a bird is not so far fetched
after one has nipprd your neck. However. our
naturalist friend assured us that birds eat
mosquitoes.
If that is true why not buy a few carloads of
birds of varieties known 90 relish the mosquito
and turn them loose along the river and the
Fourth street lagoon,
The objection that the birds We now have
are eating mp al! the garden tuuck as fast as
b peeps out Of the ground, rs well founded
We know, having observed our private flock
Of sparrows waiting for the peas 20 show up
II is a choice of evils. Whether we prefer 20
have birds eat mp our gardens or have mos
quitoes eat mp the gardeners.
The matter is up 20 the city government for
a decision. We were promised relief from the
mesquite plague. The relief is about due.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20
WmwSaal Stories
About Unusual People
Bs NIA service

MAUIsUN VI. AnrII 70
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

A lot Of people interpret liberty as the spirits
of 1917
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

and the terrible depression con-
iinued until absolute disaster over
takes practically every business
house In the stntc Live Htoch
raiaers ana farmers win suffer with
them.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-20

Ammunition works In Germany
80 now manufacturing automo-
bilor.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
LINCOLN DAY
 IS OBSERVED ! BY PIONEERS

The, Pioneers of Alaska and the Womens Auxiliary gave another of their enjoyable socials last evening, and as this was SO near Lincoln's birthday the program for the evening was devoted to the reviewing of the life of this great man.
 ent was silent tribute to the love and honor that the people of this great country feel today for this be- loved President.
 President Mary c. Flames gave the following address:
 TWO weeks ago this auxiliary of the Pioneers of Alaska decided to give this evening program in honor of Abraham Lincoln, the martyr Presi- dent of the United States. UnQues- xiOnably there is none among all the statesmen connected with the history of this country whose memory is SO revered as that of Abraham Lincoln. He is so far in the lead with the con- mon people of this country that, prac- tically, there is no one second in the race Of humble origin he lived to be the President of this country. While the fame of others has shrunk with the passing years, that of Linocln has in- creased, and essayist, novelist, bto- xraphers, and dramatists are still busy perpetuating his fame and memory: In the hour of his triumph he was stricken down by the hand of an as- sassin He thus became martyr to his country and his name will be re- vered as long as humanity and civ nization endures."
 Past President Chase then read Lin eom's Gettysburg speech, and as ever this speech touched the heart strings of all those present, as did the reading of the perfect tribute by Grand Sec retary George Dooley. This is rath- er a long selection and it is to be doubted if anyone reading could have held the hearers quite. perfect, atten- tim as this one did.
 Grand President Eames then read a very interesting essay, Lincoln, the Statesman, and it was wonderful tribute to this wonderful man.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
CANARY DOESN'T SEEM TO
 MIND. REpLEviN SUIT

COLUMBUS, Ohio, Feb. 14.-"Mick. ey" is a ward" of the local Munic- ipal Court.
 Mickey is little canary bird and is the cause of replevin suit.
 PenAin- drter.1in1 ion or thc suit Mickey, in q ncv' care sings away in the courtroom voicing it's apprecia- tion when Municipal Judge Seidel gives 1t dimes worth of bird seed
 Mickey five months ago flew away from the home of it's owner, Mary Chilcoett Entering the home of Mrs Jake Zoboto. the bird was detained bv Mrs. Zoboto for a reward, it Is claimed.
 The replevin suit was instituted after Mrs Zoboto, replying to the birds owners rejuest for it's return demanded s5 for "boarding" tbe can- ary five months.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
RSEa7 !
 HG2pZz1zG

The launch Morning Star left this afternoon for Katalla.
 There will be local train for Chi tina tomorrow morning.
 Malcolm Brock returned last night from business trip to Mccarthy.
 The train which left Chitina at 4:15 o'clock yesterday afternoon arrived here at 11:3O o'clock last night.
 The monthly meeting of the Athletic Club will be held tonight at 7:3O o'clock. All members are requested to be present.
 The steamer Northwestern left Ket- chikan, on her northbound trip at o'clock last night and is due here late Thursday night
 The revenue cutter Snohomish re- ports good harbor at St. Elias bay, with a minimum of ten fathoms of water over the bar
 All ladies are invited to a social given by the Ladies' Aid at the home of Mrs. T. N. Hubbert on tomorrow Wednesday, afternoon, at 2:3o o'clock.
 Prviate George Pease, of Gulkana. who had his hands frozen on the trail while bringing Fred Hinkle, of Meier's roadhouse, who had para lytic stroke to Chitina, arrived in town last night for treatment at the Cor dova general hospital.
 The following scores were made last night by the Cordova Rifle Club mem bers: w. w. Council 1894; T. N. Hub bert 155; R. E. Elsner 1855; J. B. Fer rel 139; Geo. De Noise 139; Ira s. Miller 13S; F. H. Savell 1855; Fred Schiller 131; Bryan Lamphrey 121; ". G. Vance 113; H. w. Achison 108; w. w. Wolf 100; Bill Shipman 100; Chas. Rogers 94; c. A. Matthews s7; Ed ward Munsen 82
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
TEACHER LOSES POSITION
 WHEN PUPILS PLAY POKER

EW YORK, Feb 14.-Because he allowed several of his boy students to take part in poker game at his home, Paul Miller. professor of physics and chemistry in the Newton, N. J., High School, has lost his job.
 Professor Miller denied he had par ticipated in the game and said that when he found the boys playing poker he immediately stopped the game. The board of education voted to reprimand him, but on the threat of the resigna. tion of ten of Miller's fellow teachers, including six women. the order was changed to dismissal.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14

There were several Victrola selec- tions during the evening, one being, My Faith Looks Up to Thee" The program was concluded by everyone singing America" after which re- treatments were served by Mesdames Flames, Leach, Cerney, Greenig and McDaniels and general good time was indulged in by everyone.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
BIG ORE CARGO FROM PREMIER
 MINE, RYDER

Carrying a cargo estimated to be worth anywhere from $375,00O to half million dollars, the freighter Anyox cleared at the Premier tram terminal ore bunkers says the Fly der Miner. The cargo consisted or 1.5OO tons of high-grade ore and 1bO tons of concentrates from the Prem- fer mine and mill. The ore Is var iously estimated to be worth from s2OO to s4OO net ton and the concen- trates are said to run about $500. The shipment is consigned to the A. &, and R. Co.'S smelter in Tacoma and is the largest and most valuable ever shipped from the mine. Many we'll developed properties would be considered as making good output if they could produce in a year the wealth contained in this one shlp- ment; but the Premier is now in a position to duplicate this performance every ten days.
 The tram-lire, 11-12 miles in length, has been working perfectly, with buckets loaded to full capacity and travelling at fr'l speed. six miles an hour, for 12 hours day. their delivering caracity heinz ten tons an hour. The concentrates were brought down from the mill by teams and tractor. It Is reported that an- other shift is to be put on the tram and its operating hours extended
 The ore was posred from the bunk CTS to the shin hv conveyor belt, this being the first time this eqlhp- ment was used The belt runs the full length of the building, 21o feet and an extension crosses the whar1 to chute entering the ships hold, The latter belt Is removed when not in use to permit the passage Of traf- fic. The corveyor is driven by 20- horse power gas engine located on the ground floor of the three story building.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14

Ladies and mems Pendleton robes, mems, womens and childrens rain coats, Stetson's hats, Hanan shoes. Everything going at cost.
 WILL CLAYSON.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14
Mining Stock Quotations

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY IA kennecott Copper Corporation eco 27A Mother Lode Coalition ..... Anaconda Copper ....................... 47% Utah Copper --,,,,.-.,........,.,.-........ 614s
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14

ATTENTION, FiSHERHENi Rubber boots a: CLAYSON'S at cost.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-02-14

Professional kodak finishing. Scar borough. Agency at Corcova drug store.
The log cabin Democrat., 1922-03-08
CRAIC'S BIG SALE
 ATTRACTSCROWDS

One of the largest crowds of "bar- gain seekers" ever attracted to a local store was brought to the Craig Company's house today. when a big clearance sale was opened by that firm. The sale had been we'll adver- tised by big posters and newspaper announcements, some unusually at- tractive prices being quoted on many lines of goods. Throughout today the numbers attending the sale has been so large that the extra salesforce was untble to wait upon all the customers.
 A $200 prize is offered to the or ganization securing the largest num- Der of votes, based upon purchase tickets, during the sale and this is expected to create much interest.
 The sale will last for 10 days, un. til and including March IS.
The log cabin Democrat., 1922-03-08
COTTON MARKETS
 REGISTER ADVANCE

A quarter-cent advance in cotton values today brought prices back close to the high mark for the year record ed on Monday of last week. May New York contracts closed today 26 points net higher at 1916 cents ant July 28 points up at 17.49 cents. New Orleans May made net gain of "A points, closing at 1897 cents, while July rose "A points, closing at 16.74 cents. Spots on the New York mar ket were advanced 20 points to 1870 cents and in New Orleans were un- changed at IT cents.
 A considerable amount of cotton is being marketed in Conway at present yesterdays receipts being estimated at nearly 100 bales. The local prices vary according to grade and staple the average being about 17 1-2 cents