Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-06-26
BY JESSIE HENDERSON
Special Correspondent Of Great Falls Tribune
Copyright, 1922. by The Great Falls Tribune

Copyright, 1922. by The Great Falls Tribune
New York, June 25.-Warm wealth
er is brining out the spirits in great
numbers-and whichever spirits you're
thinking of the statement still stands.
although the ines we have i'll mind
are Conan Doyle's little trends.
Hootch of course is also pretty active
1T the moment. But more of that
later.
The inhabitants of the Beyond are
all worked up over automatic drawing.
Every now and then of late they have
inserted themselves into the inner con-
scousness of somebody and dazed off
a spook canvas all about little or moth
ing. But this week the ghost artists
who have taken Mrs. Emma Mabel
Field in hand really scored a triumph.
The triumph hangs. for all to see, in
a downtown art gallery. 1t represents
Mayor Hylan as a big fist.
Guarding Grandson
Mrs. Field. accompanied by spook
experts who are making a study of
her case, took a trip to the city hall.
saw the mayor and knocked out her
impressions on canvas. Under the fin
of the fish is a little baby. probably the
%grandchild which the mayor is guard
ing while his daughter tours Europe.
At one side stands a dim figure which
might be a civic virtue of Enright
or any one but which Mrs. Field be-
lieves to be Tammany. On the whole
it is an appealing study if you go in for
other world impressions
Spirits of the sort. as has been noted,
have displayed no end Of activity. Ask
Dan. Mahoney. Dan, N his capacity
of customs guard on a north river pier,
has seer a good man. customs IN his
time. But never. he is willing to take
oath. had he observed such customs or
manner either. a. those aboard the
Norwegian vessel Hellas.
Passing lightly over the appropriate
ness of the vessels name suffice it to
report that Dan noticed somebody rails
ing a noise like that heard on the YES
sells main deck in the early morning.
Dan decided that it was a large party
in the small hours but he didn't real
ize Just what was being pulled off
till a damsel. noting his figure climb
ing up the ships ladder. leaned over
the rail and thumped him on the head.
Dan was mortified to see that the
lady's weapon was a pair of corsets.
GdtHeFS Up DOttieS
A dance seemed 10 he in progress.
but Mahoney merely suffered and
blushed when he tried 10 tell the Gus
toms officials about it q few hours
later. He did linger long enough on
the Hellas, however. to gather up an
armfui of bottles. which. as he told
the officials, he somehow suspected to
be as full Of high spirits as the dan
GERS.
There's a tricky sort of dance, the
Lorraine. which is squlrming through
the Broadway cabarets in a fashion
that will soon be denounced from local
pulpits and police stations. The dance
has hoped out into the suburban sec
tons, too. and from spots on the
fringe of the city rise heated argu-
ments for and against. though mostly.
il must be admitted. against. The
chief charge against the new step Is
that in sinousity it out-cleos Cleopatra.
As an after dinner topic the Lorraine
has accordingly almost replaced that
other question which is r~uffling the
wonted calm of the outer fringes.
The other question. of course. is
this: Should a little girl he n caddy
and tote a bagful Of golf sticks around
at the heels of a great, strong man!
Any number of uplifters and educators
say the little girl should not. They
declare such a job is detrimental to the
little girls vocabulary
Some of the denouncers Of the girl
caddy system declare that the little
girls would be better off helping their
mothers wash the dishes.
But would you believe IT. these stub
born little girls reply that as between
carrying a few golf clubs around a
grassy slope in the summer sunshine
and hanging around a kitchen washing
dishes. they prefer the sunny slopes.
And their remarkable mothers declare
that as between doing the dishes them
selves while the daughters earn a few
honest dollars. and having the daugh-
tiers stay home to do dishes and lose
the chance to earn money. the mothers
prefer to do the dishes unaided. What
are you going to do with people who
simply won't admit they need TO be
rescued? And now that vacation is at