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The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
SCIENTIST UPSETS OLD DOCTRINES
 OF DIET; DISCOUNTS OYSTER VALUE

will make friend of Dr. Decker for life. He says that boys of from 1 3 to 20 require as much food as any man. pr. Decker is a strong adpo- cate of water and thinks that water should play a much more imp ortant part in a healthy dietary than is usu- ally the case.
 Coffee and tea, when not too strong. and taken in moderation, stimulate the brain, the vital centers, and the heart, and stimulate the pow CT for work.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
55 REvOLUTIONISTS
 HEAR DEATH DOOM

Moscow, Sept. 6-Fifty-fve persons have been sentenced to death in South Russia upon conviction of counter revolutionary activities, the news paper Pravda announces
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
SOME COAL FOR BRIDGEPORT.

Seventy-five tons of chestnut coal for the Karrn Terminal company and 300 tons of pea coal for the City Ice and Coal company were received here yesterday. These were the first ship n1entS of hard coal to arrive here in m onfifls
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06

Paris. Sept. GA 15-year- old page boy, who flies in an air limousine on one of the lines between London and Paris, claims to hold the worlds rec ord for distance. He has flown more than 25,000 miles.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
PARIsTAN ROTARY FORMS

Paris, Sept. 6.-Parisian business men have formed a Rotary Club al- lied to the American national ,organi- ton
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
Store open daily till 6 o'clock
Fine lustrOus crepe de chine $2.

With it's beauty an adaptabiity de chine prop erlv is favorite fabric for Autumn and Winter It drapes in graceful lines It cngs closely yet it flows freely airy And it is thoroughly in tune with Fashion.
 Women of keen judgment and critical taste will be interested in this crepe de chine at $2 yard.
 It has genuine crepe It has soft pleasing lus- ter It of good weight And it's coors include peach orchid brown tan navy ivory black and light blue
 Forty inches wide $2 Unique and lovely printed crepe de chine, blue or rose black delicate white $225 floor
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
Lovely bodices of Italian silk $2.45.

Italian sil that sleek soft fine silk which has appear of substance and weighbut which is actually light and cool and delicious to the touch
 In soft pleasing hue of pink. Made into bodice vests which have charm both of model and finish $2.45 Beautiful new silk stockngs-and all silk. E1nbroid- cred with attractive patterns black gray $350 Lefa rear
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
Congoleum hall rugs; a bargain '!

Congoleum Gold Seal rugs the first grade substantial light flexible and handsome sanitary rugs | As smooth lnoleum, light olicloth; with softer finish than and in richer patterns than the other! New patterns and a number of them One yard wide and three yards long.
 Tasteful colors combined with real ar in the designs they present.
 Regular price would be about doublethis Gf E0
 special one of ~"~~
 Thid
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
Imported curtains
 new Irish-point.

Very lovely; in design and effect
 Fine in quality fitted to complete furnishing of the wishes to make especially attractive for the cooler indoor season.
 Some of special appropriate pattern for living roos others of pleasing pattern for dining room.
 Nice firm net, nice texture, overlook corded edge to add to strength and life
 Of special value $45O $5 $6
 Pretty and new crossbar marquisette for curtains. White arabian and 39c
 Netquisette lace for draperies stripes and figured patterns and unique block designs 59c
 Tapestries and cretonnes for effective window hang ngs and draperies Nice weight in excellent striped and smafgure patterns. Ideal for cold weather; because they aside the breezes which manage penetrate sash joints 29c
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-09-06
Braided rugs, of old-timey effect and charm.

Quite the sort of rugs mothers and grand mothers used to make years ago.
 They did it by braiding strips and then sewing those strips into squares or ellipses.
 How quaint and effective those rugs were; what per- lsonality they gave to rooms!
 And here rugs of almost the personality and charm; mostly of tan ground and with border blue green. IS by 36 inches-59c 20 by 39 inches 75c 27 by 45 inches $1 by feet $425
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International University, found
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The whole business in good
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Lease on store nearby, used as
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Fine property, with bungalow
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b0xs0o feet, at finest beach
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WASHINGTON. d. C.
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NAVY YARD MEN

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AUTOMOBILES ACCESSORIES.
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STORE for rent, 1912 nth st. &. E., s25
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QUICK ACTIoN-want energetic sales
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The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
Saves Need Buying a New Skirt
CASE OF FORClBLE ENTRY
Combination Of Circumstances ne
sponsibIe for Truly Embarrass-
inu Situation.

A short time ago my husband ana l
attended the funeral Of q friend whose
home was in the suburbs. We left IN
plenty of time, but on account OF the
distance and much transferring we
found to our dismay that we were 50
ing to be, late.
After frequent delays we arrived al
our station. There had been heaVy
snowstorm the day before. and where
the walks had been cleaned 1t was SLIP
perry, making it difficult to hasten.
When we reached the house, In hur-
rying up the outside stairs l slipped
lost my balance, and fell headlong.
All might have been we'll had not the
undertaken chosen Just that moment
to open the door. My husband was
making a frantic grab to catch me-
but was not to be stopped. and land
ed in the room on all fours, to find the
company all facing the door and the
minister preaching the funeral sermon.
Exchange.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
HOMES OF SEA CREATURES
Coral the Result Of Work OF the
PoIype-some Islands BUTT En-
tireiy Of the Material.

Coral is the home built for Itself
hv a tiny sea creature known as the
polype, which resembles the sea ane-
none. but is much smaller. Mulhtudes
Of them construct their houses side
nv side on a rock, and in course OF
time the colony may grow until 1t Is
miles in length. In the warm SOUTH
ern seas there are many islands made
entirely Of coral. They stand for the
most part In waters of great depth,
where there is no shelving beacn. Inc
smallest of these islands, 1t has been
estimated, lis the work Of a colony OF
these creatures outnumbering many
times the human population OF the
world.
As It is known that the polype
cannot live In water Of a great depth.
the manner In which these islands
were constructed has perplexed scien'
lists for centuries, for It Is obvious
they cannot have been built up from
the bottom Of the vast depths In which
they now stand.
II was the view Of Darwin that
when the polype colony first came
the. top Of the rock was but feu
feet below the surface OF the water
Al the rock sank, the creatures below
died because they could not endure
the pressure Of deep water. Blu
their homes remained, and succeed
ing generations built upward, keep
Ing pace with the downward pros
rees of the rock.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05


full of chopped raisins, two teaspoon
fuls Of cocoa, two cupfuls of flour
sifted with two teaspoonfuls of baking
powder. Bake One-half hour in shall
low dripping pan. Serve with not
sauce If for dessert. Sauce-BOil two
cupfuls of granulated sugar, one cup
full of water until sirup Is formed,
add a tablespoonful Of butter and
grating of lemon rind for flavoring.
Whole Wheat Pudding.-Take two
cupfuls of whole Wheat flour, half a
cupful of molasses, one chopped apple,
one-half of a teaspoonful Of salt. and
one-half teaspoonful of soda. steam
two and one-half hours. Serve with
a plain sauce made with one cupful
of sugar, two tablespoonful Of corn
starch, bit of salt. one cupful OF
boiling water; cook until smooth. add
two tablespoonfuls of butter and lem
on juice and rind to flavor.
Apple Whip.-Cook five apples into
apple sauce, adding as little water as
possible. When we'll cooked press
tlrOuRn d COlduNSI anu duu
cupful of sugar. To this add the un-
beaten whites Of two eggs. Whip with
Dover egg beater until the mixture
Is light and stiff. Add bit Of vanilla
or orange or lemon flavoring. Serve
In sherbet cups topped with a maras
chino cherry.
Apple Pudding.-Cut a few apples
to cover the bottom Of baking dish
cook in little boiling water until the
apples are partly done. Drop ovs'
| the top a soft drop batter and bake
In a quick oven. Sugar and lemon
rind may be added to the apples JUS
before putting on the batter. Serve
with lemon sauce, using tablespoon
full Of butter, one of flour, half cup
full of sugar. one-half cupful OF waite
and enough lemon juice to flavor.
the rind is not used In the apples a
flavoring add it to the sauce. SerV
all hot.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
SUZETTE AND BONA

For long time SuZette had
grieved. but she tried to forget her
grief as best she could, for she knew
how badly it made Bona feel" SAID
Daddy.
"Suzette, you remember, is q Chin
panzee. She lives in zoo and Bona
is her loving mate. Bona thinks more
of Suzette than anything in the worid
and when Suzette is in trouble Bona
can hardly bear 1t.
"He would rather. far rather, sur
fer himself, than have his dear Su-
zette suffer. And oh, her grief did
hurt Bona so! He cried to see his
Suzette in trouble.
Bona is polite to the other ami
mails. Fanny is another chlmpanzee
in the zoo. Bona is polite to her. he
would not be rough to her, nor would
he hurt her, but he doesn't care in the
least about her. Fanny could be IN
trouble and Bona would feel sorry
as he would for any creature IN
trouble but it would not hurt him
deeply as it does when Suzette Is IN
| trouble.
"He will put his arms around Su-
| zette and hold her closely to him and
will tell her how he loves her and
how he wants her to always, always,
always be happy.
"If Bona cries they know what 1t
means in the zoo. They know that
| Suzette is suffering or is in trouble
/ He has been known to scream and
| veil so that he was heard almost a
mile away.
"Oh. such screams and such yells
as he gave when Suzette had such
great grief.
| "He could not bear Suzette's suffer
ing. He wanted the zoo men to come
and see what they could do.
"You see Suzette had lost her dar
ling little chimpanzee baby. 1t Lac
not been strong enough to live ant
Suzette cried piteously.
| "Boma had been so proud when th'
little chimpanzee had been born.
'Then he had screamed excitedl.
with Joy and pride and everyone ha
known from his voice that Bona AM
Suzette were amazingly, wonderfully
happy.
"But then the little chimpanze
had not been able to live. Tn
strength was not In it's body whic
was SO precious to Suzette and t
Bona.
"Oh, poor Suzette's chimpanze
heart seemed broken. And Bonn
walled and wept shat such sorro'
should come to his s;uzette.
'Tt was for her that he suffere
most"
".My darling little mate, my love
mater he cried, as he held Suzett
close, don't feel so badly. Bona cal
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05

dice. season with salt and pepper,
add a layer Of onions and potatoes
and put on the top crust, leaving
vent for the steam to escape. There
will be no need for moisture as the
vegetables contain plenty. Bake an
hour In a moderate oven; longer will
not injure it. When the food seems
well cooked, remove from the heat,
wrap in a cloth and steam in cool
place for ten minutes; this softens
the crust and makes the dish more
palatable. Serve hot in pie shaped
pieces.
With this dish dish OF dandelion
greens washed and crisped in water
and served with hot bacon fat and
vinegar, makes a well balanced meal,
sufficiently nourishing to sustain
working man. With this meal des-
sert of apple sauce and dark whole
wheat bread, and cup Of tea or cof-
fee will be all that is needed Tor
dessert.
Liver en- CasseroIe.-Take pound
| or more of liver, cut in slices and SIM
mer for ten to fifteen minutes in
salted water; drain and chop fine, mix
ing well with salt and pepper to seas
on. Add one tablespoonful OF onion
| also chopped. In the bottom Of q
well creased casserole place one-hal1
cupful of washed rice, one carrot
| chopped and spread over the rice
cvor thfs snrpad the liver and the
| LIQUOR, two cupfuls, In which the livel
i was cooked. Spread two tablespoon
fuls of butter over this dish and bake
In the oven for an hour. Ado
one-half cupful of rich milk or cream
and remove the cover; let cook fol
few minutes, sprinkle with parsle,
end serve.
If cottage cheese needs to be In
creased In Quantity add stiffly beatel
egg white with some cream.
i Apple sandwich.-Spread who'll
4 wheat bread with butter, then adj
chopped apple mixed with choppe'
nuts
i San Francisco Pralines.-Take tw'
cupfuls of brown sugar, three-fourth
Of a cupful each of roasted almond
and pecans, one cupful of water. Boi
tbe sugar and water to the soft bal
stage, stir In the nuts and pour Int
ratty tins, well creased. to mold.
N... No. rslQ
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05

not stand your pathetic. beloved face.
$50 Suzette's crying stopped, for she
was very brave and only little sad
whining note came in the place OF the
sObs.
aSoon she stopped those. for the
keeper had almost cried, too, as ne
had held out his empty hands and
had said:
..Suzette, pet, your baby isn't here
any more
aYes, she knew she must be brave.
She was only making others suffer so.
AAnd there was Bona! Oh, yes
there was Bona. Dear. dear Bona.
How she loved him.
AShe put her arms around his neck
and put her cheek close to his.
.Boma, I will not cry any more
Bona, will not make you feel so sad
any more
saThis was all some little time ago,
Daddy continued. "but there is great
happiness now in the chimpanzee fam
Nv. For there Is another little baby
tb take the place Of the one Suzanne
lost.
aAnd Suzette and Bona are prout
and happy and glad and they smile
and chatter as the visitors come t.
see them. And Suzette looks down a
the little bundle in her arms ant
sings to 1t soft cradle songs of othe
lands.
"sMy little baby / love you.
| s.And Daddy Bona loves you. too!
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05

Followed days so unreal that they
seemed like dream to the clty-preo
girl. Early mornings after the spec
k,ed trout which Jim. the guide, wrap
ped In leaves and boiled so delicious
~. Lazy hours of padding and ex-
ploration along the shore. Invlgorat-
ing swims in the cool, clear wafer.
Quiet evenings when the moon rose
In silver splendor above the pine tree
tops to whip-po-will serenade.
"She seems contented enough
strange to say" commented her 1ather
one afternoon as he watched his
daughter skillfully beaching her canoe
on the yellow crescent of SAND.
wonder IL it's time to SPRING
"Wait," said Margery's mother. AT
first, am sure, she was spitefuiiy
pretending to enjoy the life. But re-
Gently | nave come to believe she ID
genuinely happy. Give her-and US
little more time"
After all, it was Margery herseiI
who walked into the trap so careIuiiy
MANNED. She had been poking along
fbe shore in the canoe quite distance
beyond her usual limit Of her explora-
tions when she spied an all BUT inVisi'
BILE trail leading back into grove
of young pines. Impulsively she iano-
ed and ventured little way In.
Suddenly she stopped, hand on nef
heart. There was strange. man
bending over the makings OF nre.
At the instant she paused he turneo
and Strengthened up.
"Margery
"You-Peter
Followed many explanations-most
" Peters. "Why, yes. l told you'
father / had purchased camp II
the North Woods the day l asked
his permission to marry you'll 20.
were willing. Which you weren't!
had dreams of-well, honeymoon
here. Then, the day after you refused
me for the last time and had decides
to come up here and forget, you
father telephoned and asked permis
sion to bring you up here, too. Whel
he suggested that he hoped ! mign
see fit to come up, also, and-wei
court you under different and priml
tive surroundings, couldn't resist.
have been living In an old iumDe
shack not far away. surreputioust
supplied by Jim, and waiting unit
you had forgotten the old life a DIT.
Peter paused. It seemed as II n
whole future depended on what woro
were forthcoming from the lips OF th
dear girl before him.
49," said Margery at length. m
beloved parents brought me here onl
to deliver me into the hands Of
, "Don't say. 'enemy'!" begged Pete
.Wen, perhaps mott" said Margel
with the tiniest of smiles. Then 81
held out an inviting, nut-brown han
"COme, Peter. Paddle me home
supper. Jim has promised US pa
nocks and dried-apple pudding!
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
The way to Do 1t.


Mary Garden, the great singer, was
the guest of honor at a chorus girls
tea in Chicago.
"You girls are all beautiful" Miss
Garden said, land I know you must
all be a good deal bothered in the
streets by men. Always turn these
men down-politely but firmly, you
know"
THAT'S easier said than done,' a
blonde chorus girl demurred.
"Not at ALL" said the diva.
"Well, now." said the blonde chorus
girl thoughtfully, suppose a hand
some young man should stop his rae,
ing car, jump out, and offer you his
hand and say, Your face is familiar,
what would you do then?"
"Td answer" said Miss Garden, "'Se
are your manners.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
Rats in the Cellar,
Mice in the Pantry,
CockroacheS
in the Kitchen

What can be more disagreeable than
nome infested with pests! Destroy them
with Stearns' Electric Paste, the standard
exterminator for more than 43 years.
Kill rats, mice, cockroaches. waterbugs
or ants in a single night. Does not blow
away like powders; ready for use: better
than traps. Directions in IS languages IN
every box. Money back if it fails.
Z OF. size 35c. IS OF. size $1.50.
The St. Charles herald., 1922-08-05
simplicity Itself.

A fair visitor was much taken by
the complexity Of the battle wagons
engines and delighted with ner guides
explanations thereof, although she
seemed surprised thats the engineer
did not know which way the ship was
headed az he stood his watch below
ct the throttle. *Well, miss, It's this
way. he explained, I'm an independ-
ent cuss, am. and no matter which
way the captain is steering the ship,
/ always keep my engines goinc
straight ahead - American Leg1
Weekly.