Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-11-20
GROSS QUESTIONS.

qlestioning kids.. I'm tickled to listen
to "troublesome" youth and see their
eyes glist$n when seeking the truth.
why Il It," asks Nary. my quaint
little niece, that Kittens are hairy,
buA not little seese? Why 10 It / pony
has only one toe. while my Aunt s0ph-
ronie has I'VE in . rov? Why 10 It :
guinea has dots on her clothes while
my cousin, Minnie. has dots on her
nose? Why Is. It a gander enjoys
bathing day. while our Alexander
Skidaddles away" Say why. in tn
dickens said Billy today. ARE, new
: little chickens 50 able to- play: while
,, our baby, Greedy lies NJ on his back
oil wrinkles, and squeally can't play
. whaek? Why Is It 2 sobbler has
c ca'sfsr' ws eaKs a snS:s h IL no ss' r. rh .as
questions and others, q thousand and
three. the, kids and their brothers
keep firing at me: Flow ID it?"
What Of It ? ''Why ID it," they
plead: 1.-THE Ncloud,-what's above 1t?
Do clouds come from seeds: 1.-THE
rainbow 70. lookit!-who upset the
paint? Now somebody took ito
give TO- a saint7" My wife and my
neighbors they frequently say I'm
day. *Those kids and their queries,
broken series Of 'How7' 'When?' and
'Why?'" But I tell them. NEVER.
the kids have a right by constant
Eendeavor to>learn all in sight. and We
who have travelled 30 far down the
road shrould leave the way graveled
for them and their load. ~'Ryaanswer-
Ing my way say TO my wife, ':we're
way Of life!"
.. .a#. "H. - {. --.-FS 81. ~.
A pessimist is the fellow who al
always carries a spare tires and an
optin1ist is the fellow who thinks he
can get home. before his gasoline
tank gets empty. :
In-Russia egg on a mans vest is a
decoration: in Grand Forks it Is an
extravaganza.
What will the poor old wild rose
do now when VI have a new kind OF
state. -four?
If it is true that blind men see with
their noses, an old topper. blind drunk,
always sees rcd.
The state mill is q narrow building
to house q manager of such wide ex-
tperience.
If there are any petticoat govern
ments left In the world they are
probably pretty much divided.
Scientists have discovered. that
metals have diseases. Who hasn't no
ticed that gold has sleeping sickness
when the other fellows pocket and
st. Vitus's dance when in ones own?
-woo NAVY, r,or sro lila +ha orosoao,
moon,-they always point away from
the light.
"Courser<Bond". is the headline
above a Story in the Watford city
Guide. The story lisa wedding write
up, however. not a stationery adver-
tisement.
A wrestling match at Penn, N. D..
i VIII not have more variety in the
! program? ~
Frequently a concert would-be
more enjoyable If, the program were
actually carried out. .R
One North Dakota paper speaks. OF
Ia full list of county officials" elected
Nov. 2. Well, that's probably running
true " 1OfH!.
Almost Dis.Lodgcd.
Our dignifed friend, Henry Cabot,
Wore A4toga as part Of his habot;
But the wind lection day.
Caught this toga, they say;
BY the skin Of his teeth did he grahot,
The earth completes one revolution
per day. not counting those in Mexico
and Ireland. !
A Few Want ADJ.
Ladies' Tailor; I specialize on hand
WANTED, family washing, also
mems washing."-Bisnarck Tribune
FOR RENT. large sleeping room
with two small closets with board
Bismarck Tribune.
WANTED, barber. married.. who
can run pool hall and wife to manage
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