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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-10-06
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EDITORIAL DEL JOURNAL OF
COMMERCE DE 20 DE sEPTLEM-
BEE, TRADUcIDo EsPEcIALMENTE
PARA. Ell MUNDO)

E. ultimo vizconde Bryce a raiz del
Tratado de. Paz, declare publicamente
que en- Versailles, alredor de la mesa de
Embajadores hacia falta un grupo de
''hombres superiores pues estos bri-
laban por su ausencia en- los regios So
lones del palacio de Luis XIV. Cuando
ei tempo va pasando, cuando los alos
Sc suceden. Y vernos el resultado in
fructuoso de aque las magnas conferen
cias, comprendemos, desgraciadamente,
la verdad de la observation que opor-
tunamente hiciera Ell Vizconde Bryce.
Lloyd George, Clemenceau, Orlando Y
Wilson, todos estaban obcecados, ira
tando cada uno &c ganar ciortos obje-
tivos, que consideration de suma impor-
tancia
Lo POGO que habia re fund amenta' :,
Ell establecimiento de la libertad econo-
mica de Europa, Ia recodifcaci6l de
las leyes irlternaciona es, ell desarme de
Alemania, la protection de Francia v
B6lgica y el. ''status'' future Gle Tur.
quia fueren trataaos a la ligera, con I'M
espiritu speculative v comsrcial Ell
ultimo de les Droblemas que, hemos men
cionade, ia, vez el mas importante de
todos, fue erroneameate resuelto en- el
Tratado de Sevres. Eurona " el mundo
entero Sc dan cueuta hoy de que la fru-
ia Sc ha m2durado demasiado.
81 estudio do la historic de Europa
durante mas de una centuria, nos reva.
a la conclusion de que la causants de
las cuatro guerras mas formidables de
los Ra, canes ha sido RrQuia, sl impe-
rio otcmano. Las relaciones con Tur-
quia, especialmente las que atanen a
Constantipopla Y a sus territories ad-
yacentes, son peligrosas, han sido pee
Fgrosas Y seran pe'igrosas toda la vida.
Turqula esta nodrida interiormente
desde hace muchos siglos. La misma
situaeion enojosa de Trlrquia hizo ex-
clamar al Ear Nicolas de Russia, hace
setenta afios, que dicha nacion el la con
sideraba "como e. hombre enfermo de
Europa
Las relac1ones exteriores de Turquia
son infames Los turccs son grandes
obstaculos para la civilization del nun
do
FL presidente Wilson fue e. tnico
de los representa- ntes que discutieron
la paz, cue vic .~as ALA del presente
Y por ESQ es que insisti6 para que los
intereses de Russia fueral considera-
dos ampliamente. Wilson favorecia la
conside- aci6a del problen.a ru.o prime
ro que Ell de Tu~quia, antes de Eegar
a una conclusion seinitiva.
AIora va es tsrde. Los turcos ayu-
dados por g. gobierno sovietista, ell
cual les ha pres ado ORC, ha iltrodu-
cido su propagars a en- la India, han
levantado el espiritu de su pueblo y
han sumado ami JOS simpatizadores
do la causa rehogiosa Todo clio ha
contribuido dar mayor peder brios
a las ambiciones turcas.
No sahemos po itivamente que result
tara del conficto actual del cercano
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Humacao, octubre 5, 1922.
LA TEMPoRADA DoMINIcANA

81 sefior. Hemos palpado una tri3te
realidad. Hoy va una. gran rarte de. la
isla sc habra convencido de que en-
santo Domingo Sc iuega mas pelota q.
en- Puerto Rico, sin Que este quiera de-
cir que los jugadores de Puerto Rico
sean inferiores, sino que jugar "base
ban'' no solo significa efciencia indl-
vidual sino eiciencia colectiva disci
pima, cosas que de sobra tienen los do
minicanos.
La leccion ha sido dura pero sera
p1ovechosa. Las novenas de la isia Sc
daran cuenta de que hay Que practi-
car mucho, y 81 les jugadores tienen
Gecoro Sc olvidaran siquiera en- parte
Gel d1videndo pondran un POGO mas
&c atencion Ell prepararse para hacer
I'M papel menos ridiculo cuando vue,va
a visitarnos una novena extrar;cra.
ST hemos salido tan ma, con los domi
nicanos, como valnos enfrcntarnos
con cubanos o americanos?
iHasta la fecha ell ilnico trialnf0. o1ta
nido por los borincanos ha sido ell del
team Ponce derrotando los quis-
queyanos por la exigua margen de ma
carrera v todavia este triunfo ha sido
puesto EN- tela de juicio por unos cuan
tos ignorantes, pero el progino domin
go volvera Ell PONCE a v6rselas. con, las
ESTRELLAS para. demostrar Una vez
mas que su triunfo no fu6 una vicso-,
ria barata sino ell resultado s1e una
practica concienzuda y la disposition
para hacer. algo decoroso en- esta tenn
porada.
Ell 8 'Pto. Rico, una de nuessras mejo
res teams, result6 'bucne puma y
nlientras los quisqueyanos lie tab2n con
cportunidad a la bola de Fabito Ell pit
cher Fel.ito ato corto los boricuas
cue apenas pudieron pisar la tercara.
Ell juego de la tarde suspendiGo sn el
qrinto inning por Euvia huhira sido
ctra derrota p'ra Ell "Puerto Rjco
porquo va los dominicanos estahan cas-
tieando fuerte, la bola de sarris v
San empezaba ? dominar la sitra:ion
con su bola submarine.
Los dominicanos han ganado hasta
alora cuatro juegos de cinco celebra-
dos, porque ell juego del tIilno domin-
60 per la tarde no entra en- 'rsecrd''
Ei Ponce vo1tera 2 verselas el dorlin-
go es ell llamado a defender In serie.
para la isla, va que al ganar las Estze
las Dominicanas cualquiera dc esos
COS juegos lie aseguraria una macgeu
dc victorias sobre derrotas.
E. dia doce jugaran las Estrellas Ell
EIayagiiez v cerraran su temporada 81
cia Is enfrentandose con un escogido
le 10 mejor de la isla: Santana, G; Eahi
to, Ithier y Davin, p, Anselmo, 1b;
Guilfuchi, I'd; juicy Sd; Thompson SIS;
Reitia, Caco Guzman fielders.
BOB.
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sUICIDIo EN- ARECIBo
En- ell bario "Hato-Abajop, de Arc
cibo, Francisco Carri6n, de 60 afos. so
suicide ahorcandose de un arbol.

Este, seq r. enos asa~Trar. qua Il
menos es evidente que mientras los t"r
COS p p+rmanezcan en- Europa. no bebra
garaatias nj paz: qne las rob' acio~es
de armenios v cristianos de5en y tie
rcr $50 scr protegidas contra las fu-
rios y a fanatismo de los mahometa-
yes, v. por ultimo. que todas las nacio-
mes unidas tendran que pelear para que
los turcos, como potencia militar y eco
monica, sean barridos del mapa.
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CENTRAL.

ad1he:s csnstruid0 sxprssAmoMea
Ars Hotel, modernamente equipado,
con ascensor, habitaciones con ba-
40, te.etonO, timbres y cuanto 70
4uiere 81 modsrno comfort. Plan
GurOpeo. Restaurant g l& carta. To
efonos: 8S1-I144 Box 1888, SaI
'oae, Plaza Principal San Juan
Puerto Raes
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EIOTE.LE.sS
CARIRE.

SituAdo en- ell coraz6n de Ia eiudaA,
2erfectamente acondicionado con TO.
los los adelantos modernos: Asees-
ior, Telefonos, Timbres, Magnileas
1abitaciones con bafio privado y efec-
sos sanitarios. Especial comfort para
'aIniliss viajantsA. PreciOa Moda-
eadoa.
''etefonos 4S4 1908, P. o. Box s0Gs
air De San Francisco, No. e.
SAB Juan. p. L.
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Monte. Blue, Ell astro de los astros
en- "Raza de, Gigantic.
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Ell. VE.:SI.JRIO

farticIp0- a mi nuEnsrpsa elisHssis
a0e uueusmente the snSuentrs
trente de este Acreditado RestAurGA
donde encontrarEn IN ~smsr1&o aeF
sicio Ia carta.
Sc admiten abonaoos = RuHeA e.
ssB los s1brosos spsguctd.
Vtcents RINALDl
Allen so. San Juan. Tcl6fonO ssS
HOTEL lNCLATERRA
San Justo 13 y is. Tel. 800,
San Juan.
Recientemente reformado.
Annr las y frescas habitaciones
para cabaIleros o matrimonio.
con sin comidas, ell sitio mas
centrico de la ciudad, cerca Q
los Bancos, Correo, Tren, Tro.
LEY y MueIIes.
SERVINGS comidas a domicilio.
&. CESTERO,
Propietaria.
BALEARES
AREClBO, Plaza Principal. Hotel.
Cafe. Colmado y Restaurants. El NE
Icr de Arecibo. SitiO para 4utom6vi
aneyo a; HOse5
"E'l)9o DEP1
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STRAND:

Exhibici6n de Ia nueva jornada de "a
interesante serie francesa Barrabas'
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PUERTO. RICO:

Barbara Beadford EN- la production
en- seis actos La faz del Mundo'.
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BELIoGRApH, (Catano).
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NORMA:

Antonio Moreno en- el magnifco dra
ma en- seis actos "Conciencia Culpa-
ble'' Y una comedia.
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Thomas Meighaml EN- ell bonito drama
"Carne de Presidio''.
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IMPERIAL.

La production italiana Ell seis orar
des actos ti'ulada eva" ''T.a Iija
de un Pecado'.
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BoR1NoUEN PARK:

Charles Ray en- la bonita comedia
"E, Detective de Ia Aldea" y una Gin
ia c6mica.
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CINE TRES BANDERAs;

Final de Ia cinta LAS Go!ondrinas
de Acero'' en- ocho actos.
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Episodes II y 19, final de Ia Sc is
''Los ConQuistadores de- Oe5te" UNI
comedia.
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CINE LAS A.ETrIlAs
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LIBERTY:
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
A LAND OWNERS CONFERENCE

The suggestion has been made that as means of
taizng public opinion plan for solving the
nrobems which present themselves to the people of I'm
peria county this time that land owners conference
should be called for some date in the early fall program
could for such event. the discussion of which
would draw ideas and suggestions of the greatest value
and more than all that would to emphasize the
fact that the ills which the country is suffering
practical way tmdly but with confidence because it
is well known and has often been demonstrated that man
has mastery over these things.
The Press INQUIRIES during the past few months
the results of which have already been given to the pub
m have developed wide range of subjects which call for
attention Some of business who happen to be IN
where these problems projected at them day
by day. question after another have become alarmed
analysis proves that there occasion for
panic, but for ACTION 1t is time to quit talking much
about our troubles and Do SOMETHING.
The suggestion Of land owners conference appeals to
Land nonresident well as resident
propretors of Imperial valley lands. school for non
residents might be valuable anything that could
in this business here and partners interest
not capital but ideas and cooperation and enthus
ias There things be supplied and there
be controlled and perhaps if had the nonresident
under roof could bring these things home
to them in a way that would yield results.
Comment which we have heard to indicate that
there sentiment favorable to land conference
clear just who should extend the invitation and
of the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS the Bankers
Association perhaps the Farm Bureau the Associated
Irrigation District organization of county wide
scope and which deals with fundamental interests of the
valley.
Whoever accepts the responsibility and calls the
ference should do it speedily. The whole mental atmos
phere would be changed If just had progranlf
we were going somewhere The dark; it is not diff
ficut 1t is dark only for want of someone to strike
LIGHT.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
NO SELLING CAMPAIGN WANTED

One of our resourceful citizens endeavorng to launch
a huge selling campaign of Imperial valley land
It should not be encouraged.
Until the people who are here and who the land
have done few things selling campaign would not be
honest 1t would not be right to wrap problems up in
gay-coored tinseled package and unload them
one who has experience the understanding to
work them out And in the final analysis it would only
mean confusion disaster. The Inexorabe Law operates
against such program
We must work this thing out ourselves The sooner
realize the fact and get busy the better.
If we define the most sinister single Influence
operating in Imperial valley today it would be the
meris which in the air broadcasting the suggestion to
sell out get Quito do something else from the partc
ular thing that we are doingto find EASY thing and
unload our troubles else People won't paint
the house or plant shade because they don't expect
to be here to get benefit of it. Then if they do sell out
and go away they back the next because things
are worse elsewhere They usually back broke and
have start all
We don't want any Selling Out" campaign.
We want "Stick 1t Out" campaign
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
TodaY's Best Kid Story

An addition was expected to the fam
lily and the ten-year-old daughter was
sent to the country, while Johnnie, aged
nine, remained at home. When the new
arrival made its appearance, Johnnie s
father wrote a long telegram to his
little daughter and dispatched Johnnie
with two dollars to defray the cost.
When the youngster returned he gave
his father a dollar and sixty cents
change. "What S this2" demanded his
father "Did you send my wire9''
" Certainly" answered Johnnie, "but
il was too long | cut it down. F" But
what did you sayP' queried his exas-
perated parent. Johnnie handed him a
copy of the telegram, which read;
Dear Susie--I win. It's a boy
Johnnie.
A grasshopper ilops without knowing
where it is going. A lot Of men are
grasshoppers.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
NO OFFENSE OFFERED

University of California attaches sensitive about
the structures of the Press.
There is criticism of persons. 1t is the SYSTEM
that is wrong.
1t is the application of the impractical, scholastic prin
cpe 1t is the which, followed through to the end,
makes university graduate not worth the powder to blow
him up.
The only university graduate who is worth anything is
one happens strong enough to be immune to un
iversity influence.
The trouble with the agricultural department of the
University of California is that there is kick to itno
punch, no force, no initiative, message
The are all right.
The system is dead thing.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
One Minute Essay

Eight periodic comets are due to
arrive this year but so far none have
put in appearance. The Cape of Good
Hope observatory reported spotting two
unannounced sky-travelers. They To-
Gated Skjellerup S comet May IL as a
new and heretofore unseen comet. How
ever, Prof. A. o. Leuschner, of Cali
fornia, declares Its orbit is strikingly
similar to that of Grigg S comet of 1902
so astronomers generally think the two
are the same. Further returns OF. this
comet are not expected. 1t is now pass
ing rapidly through the northern
heavens from Canes Venatici into Ursa
Major just below the handle of the big
dipper. 1t can be seen only with a tcle.
scope, and very family at that.
The first comet Of the year, called the
Cape comet, was discovered January
20 and is considered new arrival. 1t
was found OF n Photographic plate
taken with the Bruce telescope at the
Yerkes observatory. At no time has II
been brighter than the tenth magnitude
OF the eight comets expected to visit
us this yeaf is Brorsen S short period
comet which made its last appearance
in 1879, and Bernhard S comet of 1882
De Vico Is and Brorsen's long period
comets (members Of Neptune s comet
family may come this year through
there is uncertainty Of several years II
their periods. The other expected visit
ors are Metcalf's S comet of 1906, Tay.
lori of 1916 and Daniel IS of 1909
The latter was not seen on its return
in 1916 but it is expected to put in an
appearance about September this year
Perraine s comet of 1895 is also due al
perihelion this fall.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

bleated the boy goat.
"Why, there must be!' insisted Un-
Gle Wiggily. "Look, every time go t'
get up | can't Something pulls me
back by my coat tails!"
Billie looked again and then he be-
gan to laugh.
81 DOM see anything so very fun
ny!" said Uncle Wiggily.
".Ho! Ho! Ha! Ha!' laughed Billie.
"Excuse me, Uncle Wiggiiy, but ! can Z
help it'll" bleated Billie. "I-you---
the alligator--oh, my And Billie
went into another spasm of laughter.
"Look here!" cried Uncle Wiggily.
What S the matterl"
cit S your--oh, my--I-er-oh, ha'
ha! 1t S your coat tails, all right, Uncle
Wiggily,' chuckled the goat boy.
"When that plank came loose and [
nailed it fast l nailed your coat tails
down, too, by mistake. It's because
your coat tails are nailed fast to the
boat that made you think the alligator
had you.
"Oh!" said Uncle Wiggily, and his
pink nose twinkled faster than ever.
"I'll get the hammer, pull out the
nails and you II be loose, said the goat
boy, and he did.
'1Well, it was funny adventure,
anyhow" laughed the bunny as he
leaped to shore. Then Billie took
lot of his boy friends for "A ride on
his boat and they had dandy time.
So, if the umbrella doesn t turn in
side out and spill molasses in the ruo-
Der boots of the gold fish, l II tell you
next about Uncle Wiggily and how he
was stuck in the mud. Also how he
became unstuck,'' SO TO speak.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
HERE'S A GOOD SUGGESTION

William Lowther of the Brawley section has the right
idea glad to note that he is receiving the sup
mort of the Brawey News Mr. Lowther everybody
to take a piece of land and MAKE SOMETHING OF 1T.
small order of example is worth world of precept.
Everybody take piece of land no larger than he can
handle and SHOW what can be done with it. =.
There is Selling campaign" that would be hum
dnger Just let prosperity which latent here
itself and people will get up the night to buy Imperial
valley land.
There is fortune the surface
If every croaker would select 20 of dead land
and build p its fertility methods which easy and
we'll known in years the product of Imperial
valley would make the wartime record ashamed OF itself
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

"I'm making a boat" bleated the
goat. "and when il S finished | invite
YOU to ride on it, Uncle Wiggily."
"Thank you remarked the bunny
rabbit gentleman, with jolly little
twinkle Of his pink nose. 81 Do you think
it will be safe for me, Billie?f
"Oh, I'm sure it will!' answered
Billie. "I've got lot of strong
boards nailed together. In little
while / II sail it down the brook and
i II let you ride
every well," said Uncle Wiggily.
l"I1l wait until you try it first, Billie,
and then we II see how it goes.
Billie 5 boat was more like raft.
for it was just a few planks nailed
together, but it was. fun to pretend
that it was real steamer, with smoke
stacks, an engine and everything. +"
"There!" bleated Billie after a
while. "It's finished and III put it in
the water and try it,
With the help of Uncle Wiggily, Bill.
lie s boat was showed into the brook,
which was wide and deep enough for
the goat boy 5 little ship. Billie stepped
on board, and, though the boat tipped
bit, and though some water came
over the deck, still that didn t matter.
"Oh, this is fine! = cried the boy
goat. ''Now,o he went ON politely
and kindly, 81 want you I'd have a
ride, Uncle Wiggily. / think Billie had
good heart to want the bunny rabbit
gentleman to ride, when Billie himself
could have had lots Of fun cruising by
himself; don't you9
"'Paddlc along here and II get on, y
said Uncle Wiggily, who was all dressed
up in his tail silk hat and long.tailed
coat.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Billie pushed the boat close to shore,
using long pole. Then the goat boy
leaped off and Uncle Wiggily stepped
on. AS the bunny did so more water
came over the top plank, for Uncle
Wiggily was a bit heavier than Billie,
being q fat rabbit.
"Wait minute, Uncle Wiggily!' y
bleated Billie. ON get box for you
to sit OIL and you won t get wet. "
On the bank was an old box and
when this was placed on the goat boy s
boat it made fine seat for the bunny.
Uncle Wiggily sat down, though his
coat tails did drag bit, and then Bill.
lie said:
~ believe the boat will hold the both
Of us. III get on, too! -
And Billie did, but he strained the
boat and one of the planks began to
break loose.
ooh, Billie, nail the plank fast! y
cried Uncle Wiggily and the goat boy
did with his hammer and nails. Then
he and Uncle Wiggily had "A fine sail
up and down the brook until it was
time for the bunny gentleman to 20
ashore. Billie poled the boat up to
the bank and Uncle Wiggily started to
get up off the box seat.
But he couldn't do it. Something
held him fast by the coat tails
"oh, Billie "tcried the bunny gen.
tleman. '"The worst has happened.
The Skillery Scallery Alligator has me
by the coat! He II pull me backward
off your boat and that will be the end
Of mel oh, Billet"
Billie looked behind Uncle Wiggily
"There isn't any alligator there! Z
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
FIFTEEN. YEARS AGO
September 25. 1907

The new county board of education
has been called in session by County
School Superintendent John Carr to
consider school matters. The first eH-
aminations of teachers i'll Imperial
County has been. set for October 2S.
General Manager II. T. Cory and
Assistant General Manager r. d. Me
Pherrin of the C. D. Company left this
morning for Los Angeles on important
business.
Judge Franklin j. Cole has returned
from his vacation Oh the coast and ac-
tivity at the courthouse will begin at
once. The Press has arranged for the
publication of the entire proceedings
of the court in civil, criminal and pro-
bate matters as new feature of the
paper.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
Looking Backward
What the Press Files Tell of
Imperial Valley for This Day
in Past Years
TWENTY-ONE YEARS AGO
September Is. 1901

So far the company mas sold water
for the immediate irrigation of 100000
acres in the Imperial country. This
acreage will De very much increased
when the laterals now being CONSTRUCTED
are completed" -
Town lot deeds i'll Imperial contain a
clause prohibiting the sale of liquors
on the premises
S. W. Ferguson, c. Il. lockwood and
w. F. Holt have, been appointed school
trustees of the Imperial district by the
county school superintendent, Hugh j.
RnIHu-in
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
TEN YEARS AGO
September 25, 1912

Heavy shipments of hay from the
valley continue with good prices pre-
vailing.
The Globe Milling Company moves
it's offices from Imperial to FL Centre.
r. d. McPherrin makes a net profit
of $165 per acre on asparagus this sea-
son.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
Inconvenient, Too

Russellvile Courier -Democrat-W
are sorry to hear of the. killing of Tady
Cox. 1t is bad for a young man to get
in such business as to get killed.
1t is lucky rail striker who gets
back to work just in time for his reg
ular vacation.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
Irn-PRESS-ions
A Lament

Backward, turn backward, 0 time IN
your flight,
When you guessed it was autumn you
didn t guess right.
Bring back my Panama lid I still plead; /;
A fuzzy felt hat is the last thing /
need "A. L. G..
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
His Way

The soap-box orator takes sides
With every lout that shirks,
But never, never does he laud
The honest man who works.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

1t is an open question whether moro
men who have trouble at the office
take their spite out on the family, than
men who have trouble at home take 1t
out on the office help.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Now suppose Turkey and Britain go to war we
TO furnish munitions again and put it the book? Some
OF those people there may yet wish that they had
kept their credit good,
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
About Some Woman or Other

Two Chicago women, Mrs. Winifred
Mason Huse and Mrs. Mary Belle Spen-
Ger, are seeking seats in the United
States Congress.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

If you want proof that our ancestors
were monkeys, you have IT every time
a woman makes monkey out OF a man.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

You can always tell good husband
and you can tell him lot-he's got
the listening habit.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
A Preenyisn

People who marry Tor love seIdohl
need u second ceremony.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Then there is the man who asks you
for advice so he can argue with you
and show where you are wrong
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

One beautiful thing about country
life is that it never is necessary to So
picnicking.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

Germany will restrict the output of
beer, efforts to restrict the intake hay
ing failed.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25

b. F. Lindsey gets busy and votes
s22, ,10S and o. p. B. goes him few
better with S25,s26.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-09-25
The Curiosity Shop

Short sighted people are said to be
the most Intelligent