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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Albuquerque Twenty Years Ago

F. w Heyn and son, Fl. F. Heyn, lately Of Ish-
penning, Mich, arrived in the city last night for
an indefinite stay.
Elias Garcia, the wool merchant, went yesterday
to Santa Fe on business.
Mrs James C. Fitch wife of the well known
socorro attorney, is visiting in Albuquerque.
here on business
The mechanical superintendents from all parts
Messrs. Joughins and Todd expected from
San Bernardno, Superintendent Shafer of Needles,
superintendent of Motor Power Henderson, and
lesser lights are expected,
The committee in charge OF the successful L. II.
3. and A society ball last night, were Refresh
ments-Mesdames E. Rosenwald, s. Lewinson, L..
Kempenich. Hall--Mrs. Noah Ilfeld, Mrs. L. shus-
ter. Lemonade-Mrs. L. s. Strauss. Miss Mamie
Barth. The officers of the association are Mrs. B.
Spitz president; Mrs. NJ. D. Fisher, vice president
Mrs. L. B. Stern secretary, and Mrs. Alfred Gruns-
field, treasurer.
Secretary p. F. McCanna and W L. Trimble have
returned from Colorado, where they secured list
Of fast horses appear at the territorial fair and
sold concessions They also arranged for handsome
costumes to be worn by Montezuma and Tecoloca
and the ~ members of the royal court.
j. W. Edwards, department commander Of the
g. A. r., and Captain e. J. Armstrong left last
night for Washington D. c., where they will repre-
sent the G. X Warren post az delegates to the ma
tional encampment.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
DUG our by ROOT

We did not Know now greatly Wilhelm's liberties
had been curtailed until we found he had to Sc.
cure the consent of all his children before he chose
second wife.
1t might have been like this
MY son, 1 think will arrange to marry Prin-
cess sue.' Now father, you will have to change
your plans. for Sue won't do. True she has beauty.
charm and wit, but she cannot be your honey. The
reason why she makes not hit is because she has
money
Pass 1t This Way
The supreme court says the Ohio voter can pass
beer.
The Timid SWAIN.
She was the apple Of his eye
He thought her out of reach
Until a holder wight than he
Came by and stole his peach
-Tennyson J, Daft
But soon the holder wight found ont
That he alone should vince,
For what he thought lovely peach,
Turned out to be a ounce.
Unless something is done about it, will be
reading circus posters all winter.
.
The way the girls telegram rejecting a proposal
Of marriage read after the telegraph company got
through with it:
YOU ASK NE TO LOVE YOU AND FIND
CANNOT STOP YOU MUST NOT STOP HOW
CAN YOU KEEP PROPOSING TO NE WHEN
NOBODY ASKED YOU TO STOP MY JUDGMENT
WILL NOT LET NE WE'D YOU AND I CANNOT
MAKE MY HEART STOP.
=
He knew she loved him when the maid
Made no aggrieved expression,
When round her waist he placed his arm,
And then applied compression.
= . 9
Isn't 1t strange how girl will appear Feb
ruary day with spring hat and a light peekaboo
waist while in the hot days of early autumn she is
seen in winter suit, cape and furs?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

to some ideal condition. Man must live
by the sweat of his brow and when there
is too little production to satisfy human
needs, man will either wake up and
work, or succumb to the law of the sur
vival of the fittest. And some will sur
,vive longer than others because there is
inherent in them more power to keep
themselves alive. Men may be born
equal, but they do not remain equal
AS long, as man defies the simple but
eternal laws of nature, he is beating his
head vainly against stone wall.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
A MODEL PLEDGE.

Too often. men who seek public office
.nd thew are too often men whom
nnblic office does not seek, stand ready
r. offer ANYTHING and everything in the
form of promises that may be calculated
to Gain votes. How common it is to
hear a candidate pledge himself to the
performance of things which are and
which he knows to be impossible OF tu!-
fillment. Takes should be reduced!'
he declares from the depth of his polit-
ical soul. But how? That is secret
which prudence forbids him to disclose.
And there is not public benefit or I'M
nrovement with which he will not, IN
the event of his election, endow his
people" never taking the cost into
account
For these reasons, it is illuminating to
read the pledge of Charles L. Hill, re-
publican candidate for Governor, in
opening his campaign:
81 pledge myself, as your COVER
nor, to see that your money is hon
estly spent, that efficiency is main
tanned at its highest standard and
that no men are retained in public
office who are not worthy OF
public trust. | am as we'll aware as
the democrats are that certain re-
forms are necessary III this state
And | promise you that | will
undertake these reforms. But, until
/ am better informed as to the ex-
act conditions, l am not going to
make exact promises as to methods
/ will adopt"
A candidate who. promises to study
the needs of the people is an innovation
in politics and he deserves their un-
divided support. He cannot help but
succeed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Me and ma was coming back
from the store this AFTERNOON each
carrying packages, and ma sed,
| don't know how it is. but | feel
lite and graceful today, l think Ill
jest step on the scales outside the
drug store and see il I've lost eny
waite.
WITCH she started to do, me hay
ing a good idoer, thinking, G, ]
know wat, Ill put my foot on the
scales and make her think she
ways more and then Ill tell her it
was only my foot and make her
glad and then Ill ask her to get
me a ice cream soda. And ma
gave me her packages to hold and
got on the scales and put a cent
in and I quick put my foot on i'll
back of her. ma saying, Wat, watts
this, 50 pounds more than last
week; it's impossible, it's abserd, its
rediculiss.
And we kepp on going home,
ma tawking to herself saying, No
body can make me believe suen
a thing, something is rong with
those scales, I know by the way !
feel, the people that make sutch
scales awt to be put in jale for 20
yeers and then sent out of the
country, | never herd of sutch a
thing, | wish I had chance to
tell those people what / thawt or
them. they'd be sorry they even lis
sened to me.
Hay ma, do you want to heer a
good joak? / sed.
I'm in no mood for joaks, ma
sed, and l sed, Well III bet you'll
injoy this one, ma, do you know
wy you waved so mulch, ma?
Because ] had my foot on the thing
in back Of you. You don't way that
mulch at all, ma amt you glad? I
sed,
You wont be very glad wen I get
you home, you've spoilt my hole
AFTERNOON, and sed, Wy, ma, amt
you glad you know it? and she sed,
Don't say another weird.
WITCH I dident, not even to mem
ton the ice cream soda, and ma
kepp on tawking TO herself about
it all the rest of tho ways, and wen
We got home she gave me 9 fearse
smacks and made me stay in.
Proving you cant tell weather
your doing somebody n favor till
its all over.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
BY THE WAY.

The shoemaker sticking to his last
finds lot of people these days sticking
to their last pair.
place among the immortals awaits
the inventor who can put together a
political machine entirely free from nuts
and bolts
-
The only thing the bootlegger's public
has not swallowed is Mr.. Haynes warn
ing that SO per cent of hootch is poison.
. = .
If this stunt flyer married the other
day in the air sticks to his trade the
public need not be surprised hear of a
falling out before the summer is over.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
FORMER RECORDS FOR
GASOLINE PRODUCTION
WERE BROKEN IN JULY

Washington, Sept. 2S.-All pre-
vious records for monthly produc-
ton Of gasoline in the United States
were broken in July when 569,711,-
Ais gallons were produced, accord
ing to figures compiled by the bu-
reau of mines. The July output
represents an increase of 10000
900 gallons over June production
and 56.000,00 gallons over the fig
ures for May. The increase over
July of last year is 100000 gal
Ions.
Domestic consumption OF gaso-
line for July was also the largest
ever recorded in a single month
amounting to 566,000,000 gallons
as compared with 507,000,000 gal
Ions for June and 457, 100000 gal
Ions for July of last year. Stocks
on hand August / were 772,90S,94s
gallons, or 6.31 per cent less than
the figures for July ].
Imports Of gasoline for July
amounted to 4,840,09S gallons, ex'
ports were 5S,630,402 gallons, and
shipments to insular possessions
were 1.s6s.7s9 gallons. -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
FUNDAMENTALS.

Two thousand years ago was spoken
a parable whose Interpretation has to a
very large extent been spiritual, but has
a material application as we'll. 1t was
the parable of the builders, of the man
who built his house on the sand and the
man who built his house on rock. The
one house was destroyed; the other
stood. In our social, political and econ
omic life today we are building too
much on sand and not enough on the
solid rock of fundamental principles.
1t is a common observation that the
people of this day and generation do
not seem to be we'll grounded in funda-
mental principles. The home, the
church and the school are blamed for
this shortcoming and the world war is
charged with accentuating it. Doubt
less each is responsible to some extent
and to that extent give attention to their
failure. But whatever their failure, it
does not excuse the man or woman who
persists in building on sand. They are
blinded by selfishness from observing
the natural and inexorable laws which
surround them. Natural laws are not
secrets. They are everywhere in evil
dence, in the simplest relations of mat
ter as we'll as in the most complex trans
formation of it. And natural laws govern
men themselves in their relations and
transformations in the material world.
The principal reason why they do not
govern the relations of men as they
should is not that men are not aware of
them, do not recognize them, but DELHI
erately attempt to set them aside and
substitute their own laws for them. They
do this though they cannot break a law
OF nature; rather will themselves be
broken.
Moral law is but natural law applied to
matters OF right or wrong. 1t is no more
man.made than natural law and is as
absolute. The fact that one man can
not see right or wrong as another NAV.
does not change what is right or wrong
by natural law. The idea that "what is
one mans food is another mans poison
is merely fallacy that the food NAV
not nourish, or the poison act so ouicL-
~, IN some cases as it does in others.
The laws of nature constitute some
things as foods some as poisons and
those laws cannot be changed. So moral
law dictates right and wrong as certain.
~ and as absolutely, though the right
may not be distinguished with equal dis
cernment by all persons. The failure
is Their fault, not that of the law.
To any intelligent man or woman il
must be evident that there is too much
mat is artificial and too little that is
substantial In the lives of many people.
not only in their thinking but in their
llvlng. 10 too large an extent ours is a
make-believe sort of living in which we
are fooling ourselves that we are sue
ceeding by disregardmg the experience
Of the ages and blazing new PATHWAY
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Brave Husband.

AS Tompkins was on his way
home after nightfall he collided
with Jenkins, who was running as
fast as his bulk would allow him.
"Why this hurry, Jenkins?" he
inquired.
Tim going for the--po-
lice" said Jenkins, between pants.
We've got burglar in our
house"
But, surely, you haven't left
your wife alone?'
"Oh, no. She's holding the burg
lar." Pittsburgh Chronicle Tcle-
Graph l,/'~--~< ~ r
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
TODAY'S BEST THOUGMT
THE GOLDEN MEAN.

What If thine heaven be overcast.
The dark appearance will not last;
Expect a brighter sky.
The God, that strings the silver bow.
Awakes sometimes the muses. too,
And lays his arrows by.
II hindrances obstruct thy way.
Thy magnaninity display.
And let thy strength be seen;
But O, If Fortune fill thy sail
With more than propitious gale
Take half thy canvas in
William CoYpcf
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
SENTENCE SERMONS

The Christian Religion is and always has BEEN
the simplest thing in all the world, passionate devo-
ton to Jesus Christ-Dean w. B. Allen, st. Johns
Cathedral church.
1t is impossible for any man honestly to consider
his life in the light of the Gospel without coming to
consciousness of his personal sn.-A. NJ Knud-
sen st. Paul's Lutheran church.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Mr.. Eichenstein returned home
from his business and found his
wife rocking the baby and singing,
"By-low, baby, by-low; by-low,
baby, by-low-
Dots right, Sarah; you teach
him to buy low; and I'll teach him
to sell high. "--Everybody's.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Spanish Baptist Church.

Meets at 1907 South Second
street, J. G. Sanchez, pastor.
10 a. m.--Sunday school.
7:45 p. m.--Preaching,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Presbyterian Church,
II. A. Cooper and c. II. Mexican,
pastors.
9;45 a. m.-Sunday school.
10 a. m.--Mens Bible class.
IL a. m.-Morning worship. Ser
man by Rev. Frank l.. Greenway
of Philadelphia. Frank barrow will
sing.
p. m.-Evening service. Ser
mon by Rev. John r. Gass. Music
by quartet.
GAS p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Meets in Barelas. j. w. Clutter,
pastor.
10. a. m.-Sunday school
Ii a. m.-Sermon.
1880 p. m.-Song service and
sermon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Central Avenue Methodist.

c. C. Higbee. pastor.
$3.50 a. m.--Church school.
1900 a. m.-Morning worship.
Communion service with offering
for the poor.
$50 p. m.--Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Evening service. Sub
ject, "X-Ray Eyes"
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Broadway Christian Church.

Willard A. Guy. minister. -
9:45 a. m.--Bible school. Annual
promotion day program
10:45 a. m.-Morning worship.
Sermon topic, "The Little Minister.
$50 p. m.-Endeavor meeting.
1880 p. m.--Evening worship.
Sermon topic, Lowest Thou Me-"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
First Methodist Episcopal Churcl

Rev. r. E. McGuire, pastor.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Sunday school promo
ton day program.
p. m.--Epworth League ser
vice.
s p. m.-Address by Carl c.
Magee.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
North Fourtb Street GospeI TT

North Fourth Street Gospel Hall
GAS a. m.--Sunday school and
Bible class.
II a. m.---Communion.
8 p. m.--Preaching in Spanish,
by Thomas Ogilvie.
7:45 p. m.-Preaching by Carl
Amending. Subject "The First
Patmos Vision"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Whenever Lloyd George as
many little more of the debt
she owes France. Bethlehem
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Meet in I. o. o. f. hall.
Sunday at 8 p. m.-Study hour
1880 p. m.-Study hour.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Nnzarcne Church.
!. L. Gaines, pastor.

i. L. Gaines, pastor.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Preaching by the pastor at II
a, m. and 7:45 p. m.
6;4o p. my. i. S.
Wednesday, 7:45 p. m.-Praycr
meeting.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

First Congregational Church.
Harold 8. Davidson, Phi. D., minis
ter.
Church school at 10 a. m.
Morning service at II.
Christian Endeavor at Z o'clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Christian Science Society.
Woman's club building at 6!
West Gold avenue.
Sunday school at GAS a. m.
Sunday services at Ii Il. nj.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
st. Johns Cathedral (EpiscopaD

Rev. VIM B. Allen, NJ. A., dean,
1880 a. m.-Holy communion.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Morning prayer and
service.
7:S0 p m.-Evening service.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
p. m.-Evening service.
Emmanuel Evan. lutheran Church

Carl Schmid, pastor.
Annual mission festival at Becker
ranch at 10 a. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

matrimony, Miss Helen. boston
Transcript.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24

Look. Martha" said the daugh-
ter of the house, showing the cook
a present she had received, 81 in
tend to put this away in my hope
box. You know what that is
Martha? 1t is a box a girl puts
things into in the hope that she
will some day need them as q
bride"
"Lawsy, chile, I knows all about
dem hope boxes. l got one of my
own"
why, thought you We're al
ready married"
80 ] is, chile, an my best box
is one I is putin money into fas'
kin until ] has enough to pay for
a enforcement fromNdat wuthless
Pete Jackson. Dere's moge'n one
kin OF hope box mixed up with
-.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Sunday Church Services
It. Paul's Eng. Lutheran Church,
NJ. knudsen, pastor

st. PauTS Eng, IutI1eran JbufCh,
Arthur NJ. knudsen, pastor
GAS a. m.--Sunday school.
100 a. m. - Morning worship.
Sermon THE Things Unseen" Com
munion.
ZOO p. m.-Christian Endeavor
meeting. Topic. Helping Foreign
Mission Work"
500 p. m.--Evening worship.
Sermon topic, What to DO with
Life's Burdens"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
A LITTLE LAUGHTER
Will Cause EN- to Bite.

A minister with two lovely girls,
stood entranced by the beauties of
a flowing stream. A fisherman
happened by and installing the
minister's occupation, said: "Ketch-
In many, pard?"
Sir" answered the minister
with dignity, II am a fisher OF
men"
well" replied the fisherman
with an admiring smile at the girls
you sure have the right bait
The Monitor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-24
Church Of Christ

1147 Forester avenue.
10 a. m,-Bible study.
IL Il. m,-Preaching.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
RETURNS TWENTY
DOLLAR NOTE TO
BANK-'.sNOT MINE

It is not always tie sordid slde VI
life that is presented to the banker.
While he lives in a world of borrow
ing and paving, buying and selling,
there sometimes comes to him Il
view of the heart as it reacts to the
finer impulses.
When +. b. Faller, president
of the Soutern Trust and Commerce
Bank. opened his m%il this morning,
he found an envelope with a $40
bill enclosed and attached TO it the
following note without signature,
written on Il typewriter:
.'This money belongs to the old
El Centre National Bank. Your
clerk made AN error on my deposit
slip one day.
This is by no means an unheard-o of
experience for Mr.. Fuller. Dad :
goes through the world doing kindly
things, casting his bread upon the
waters day by day, and this is the
way that it comes back to him
information is not complete
enough to make it possible to locate
the teller who made the mistake or
fix the time when the shortage oc-
cured, but the circumstances fur
nish food for speculation rs to what
has been going on in this person =
mind since the time that he diseot-
cred that he had 500 TO which he
was NOT entitled
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
NEWS NOTES

Mr. and Mrs. J. II. Bailey and W. +
) 'NeilI gave a wiene roast near the
Ugh line canal last night in honor o.
he Misses Alma and Alice Farmer, wht
ire down from Los Angeles ON a visi.
70 their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. Il
GARNER at their home west of the city
Miss Bessie Watkinds entertained
Wednesday evening with a brthda}
dinner party at the home of her par
nts, MI amd Mrs. c. -. Watkinds
:omplimenting james Clyde Thompson
IN his attaining the age OF IL years
Jther guests were Miss Joyce Davit
,nd George \. Thompson.
Norman H. Parks, former editor ant
,ublisher OF the Calipatrid Herald, wa.
business visitor in the city Yesterday
Mr.. Parks is. now living at Lodi, wher,
he expects to be in business again be
fore many months.
Students of the Fremont school wore
given real treat yesterday when Dr
McLaren, of Pasadena, gave the stu
dents an Interpretation and impersUn
alton of Robert Burns.
Mr. and Mrs F. T. Stout, who re
GENTLY moved to the Parkview apart
nents in FL Centre, were in the cit!
Yesterday, visiting Mrs. Stout 5 Sister
Mrs. \. c. Street.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-11-23
DeMille Idea
Contest Shows
Fine Qualities

By MRS. EIOLHTTE =. CAMPBELL
After al there is a lot of kindness
and unselfishueSs in this old world and
it does one good to read of it amidst
the sordid things that color the daily
news
The DeMille Contest for movie ideas
brought to light some stories OF human
interest. that lifts one up out of the
commonplace.
FIRST Of all, who would have thought
hat the big idea would come mostly
,ut of the lives Of hose in he humber
saiks Of life2~, Bit sdsh was the ease.
and then TO think thai the Ten Com
uandmen's, sometimes forgotten and
panv, many times broken without
'ompunetion, should have been Sug-
.ested as the theme for great moving
,ieture production.
From the first time it was suggested
o the noted producer, it gripped his
mind with its tremendous possibilities
md VIXEN the suggestion came from
light different sources, he knew that
he world hunger is for something in
initelv bigger and better than that up
II which il las been fed these many
ears.
De8line had offered one prize for
he big idea. Eight ISoplc suggested
he same subject, and the producer
ave 10 each $1,000 as a reward, and
vas glad to do ii.
But the biggest surprise was in the
sav some OF the contestants felt about
t. For instance there was one among
he number who had his check made
,ut to the Children S Hospital and his
'eason is worth repeating:
II feel that the motion pictures and
he Ten Commandments are the big
5est forces in existence today for the
holding of children And | couldn t
eel right taking money for a sugges-
ion Of the Ten Commandments, not
when there are hundreds Of crippled
hildren in this city denied the adyan-
ages that my children have MIR.
}radt has three children of his own
md is not rich in this world s goods.
Another of the prize winners, Col. T..
9. Lynch, will spend his thousand dol
lars to give crippled soldiers a happy
Christmas. He says:
"The Ten Commandments are the
epitome Of all moral and ethical law
md furnish u code TO guide whether
you are III lHt thuTCH oI put u H.
He is member Of the American
Legion.
A third viii give his money TO an
old couple in whom he is interested. He
says:
Considering the sacredness Of the
subject, / consider that charity is the
one proper place for expending II.
One woman, poor and hardworking,
with little children in the home, will
use hers to pay off troublesome mort
gage on the little bungalow where the
Family lives. Not one selfish thought
of the pretty things she could buy for
herself or Of a pleasure she Hould en-
Joy if she kept Inc money. Every dol
lar for others
In fact every one Of the eight viii
use the money for some big purpose
and those who Will see the great pie
turc some day viii Ike 10 think of the
good fortune Of these people, who ont
Of their busy Aives, stopped to send
out the great idea upon which it is
based.