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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14

made Jun OF the singing. Just then
the old colored fireman came up
from below and some of the pirates
gathered around him and finally
got him to tell them a story.
We'll, sar, it was dis way" com
menced old Tom, wen All war
Twin down in OF Albany, All al
ways used ter drive de cows up ter
de house fer ter water 'em.
"They's one o. them times All
got ONE a little later n All ever
done afore. 1t wus bout nine
O'Clock an it sho war dark.
Wall, sar, Wen All steps jist
inside dat do, why. me oil man, he
c'mmences on me right dar an
gives me a jawin', and he ems up
by tellin' me ter drive in dem cows.
All wusn't eny too glad ter go
out'n dat dark by myself, All jist
shook firm nah toes ter nah
hade.
"Ah didn't git no more'n 'alf way
ter de pasture Wen All jist gifts so
skeered, All jist turned back.
But All had ter go dere nohow,
cause nah OF man made me.
We'll, sar, All gifts out n dat
pasture an gifts bout all de cows
'cept one, All seed him runnin' so
All jist goes alter i'm.
Wall, sar, All chased dat COW
firm de Norf pole to de Souf pole,
an amt ketched i'm yit. Finly
dat OF cow, she Jumps de fence an
gifts inside de other mans Ian.
well, sar, All done don't know
what ter do, so, All jist crawls
over de fence and starts chasin' |
dat cow some more. But, purity
soon All sees somepin white a |
movin' in one corner OBJ de field, |
an All jist stops chasin' dat COW
an makes a Decline fer de house"
ITO Be Continued) by Lloyd |
Slifer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14

Friend of the Family: And do
you do a good deed every day, my
boy?"
Scout: Eyes, l do. Yesterday l
went to visit my aunt. and she was
very glad. Today, | came home,
and she was very glad again"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14
A PIRATES TROUBLES

and, getting up, he called 10 the
1 rest of the pirates to do likewise.
But, to his surprise, not one of
them answered the call as they
usually aid, so, going around 10
each man, he would give him a
hard kick, only TO receive a groan
and then some of the loud snores
that show the need of sleep.
Captain Scott, finding that all
the kicking he could do would not
get the pirates up, he started on a
new track. Taking bucket, he
got some water and dashed it into
their faces. This trick seemed to
work the best, for every man began
TO get up in hurry.
/ ought to have said that the
four men who were with Sandy
had now come to think favorably
Of the captains motive OF burying
the gold.
After eating breakfast, the cap
tain ordered his men to bring the
gold off the ship.
Then things were made in readi-
ness for the burying of the
treasure.
The pirates dug a hole about six
feet long, three feet wide and
eight feet deep. The box Of gold
was only three feet square, but
you will find out why the pirates
made the hole so much longer.
After letting the box of gold
down into the hole by the use Of a
rope, the pirates then carried the
body of Sandy over to it and laid it
on top of the treasure box. Now,
you have found why the hole was
so large.
Now, the next thing to do was
to make out plans as to where the
gold was. This the captain was to
do.
Captain Scott took the necessary
notes and then ordered everybody
on the ship. They at once set sail
again.
1t happened that the cook was
rather an OLD timer and as the ship |
sailed along in the evening, when
there was nothing to do, some of
the sailors got him out and while
played tune on
French harp, he would dance jigs !
and other old time dances.
A bunch of sailors got together !
and began singing an old favorite
sea song. The captain, hearing
this, ca,-> up to the men and |
joined in. To tell the truth, none
Of the pirates had a voice to brag
on, but it cheered every one that
heard them sing.
Just as the pirates finished their
song, someone began to howl like
4 dog, a way Of making fun of the
singing. The captain seemed to be
n very good spirits, and he good
pulled off his boots and
brew them at the one who had
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14
The Reason Why

why do you always carry your
umbrella" asked the inquisitiye
boy.
Because it can't walk by ITSELF"
answered the old man.
Lives of Seniors all remind us
We will strive to do our best,
And, departing, leave behind us,
Notebooks that will help the rest. =
-Jeffersonian, Jefferson High, Los
Angeles.
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BREAD AND CHERRIES

Cherries, ripe cherries!"
The old woman cried,
In her snowy white apron,
And basket beside;
And the little boys came,
Eyes shining, cheeks red,
To buy bags of cherries
To eat with their bread.
Walter De La Mare.
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HONORABLE MENTION

We wish to thank the following
juniors for sending in contribu-
tons, which, we regret to say, we
were unable to publish, and we
urge them to write another one
and try again soon. Kathryn
Grace, "A, Starr school; Harriet
Nell Clabaugh, Whitewater school.
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Robins on Three Continents

English robins have namesakes
in three continents. In China and
New Zealand, as well as in Amer
lea, settlers from England gave the
familiar name to a native bird.
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SEVASTOPOL CHILDREN
MAKE DOLL FURNITURE

Davenports. tables, and chairs
are being made out of wood by
children in the Sevastopol kinder
garten, and they look very attract
i've as doll furniture
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Gym Standing Of
j. S. Boys Teams

Teams of the Junior High school
league showed the following stand
ing when reported Thursday even
ing, Jan. IL:
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A Dark Secret

Vie: What does the night do
when it falls?'
Die: Keeps il dark, of course"
FTosh: "Hawaii?"
SOph: Il Hayti tell you"
Senior: Jaw, Guam"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14

A stupid young scholar named
Lancer,
When asked to recite, stammered,
Cant, sir"
But it CHANGED that the topic
Was: "Please name tropic";
The teacher thought Lancer said
Cancer"
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2275-Every doll mother" will
admire this design. The dress is
pretty and easy to develop, and the
hat is nice for all sorts of mater
ials. Lawn, batiste, crepe, cham
bray, silk, satin or linen could be
used for the dress, with any desired
trimming of lace or embroidery
The hat is smart for pique, lawn
or linen, velvet or corduroy.
The pattern for this attractive
design is cut in sizes: For dolls
16, 10, 20, %, "a, and 26 inches in
length. Size "a will re quire ia
yards of 27-inch material for the
dress, and Is yard for the hat.
A pattern of this illustration will
be mailed to any address on receipt
of II cents in silver or stamps.
Address Pattern Department
Palladium
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The Give-AWay

Magician Now to help me
with the next trick l want the SER
vices of boy-just any boy in the
audience. Yes, you will do, my lit
tie man. Come right up. Now,
you've never seen me before, have
you?"
Boy: mo, father"
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Not Today, Thank You.

wait minute" said Ethel to
her little friend. "Ill ask mother if
you can stay to lunch"
Thank YOU" said Marion po-
litely, Il guess I'll not stay today.
I'm too hungry"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-01-14
A fearful Sight

Mite; Have you ever seen
mosquito weep"
Day: mo, but I've seen a moth
ball"
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why do you take your gym shoes
homer"
! asked my young friend Ted;
ITO study for the gym exam
Tomorrow, sir" he said.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02
Continued on Page sixteen.

rhratrsrrt aad Hotel and Rcstaursuts
Advertising viii bc found on Fsse fS.-idr
The New York herald., 1922-01-02
President Condoles with
Family of Dead Senator

w WASHINGTON, Jan. f.-Pres-
w ident Harding tonight
sent the following tele-
gram addressed to DR.. Charles Pen
rose of Philadelphia:
! have been greatly shocked
and grieved TO learn of the sud-
den death Of your distinguished
brother, Senator Penrose. The
shock is all the greater since it
is only few days ago that he
expressed the hope. during a
personal call at the White
House, that he could give his
full energies to the solution of
pending public problems. From
my long acquaintance and my
term of public service with him
] came to have very high re-
gard for his exceptional abil-
ity and his fine estimate of pub
lie duty. His personal side
was one Of great delight to all
who knew him well.
WARREN G. HARDING.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02
Dryest New Years Ever
in History of Nation
Special Dispatch to THE New Yosx HrsALs.

Special Dispatch to THE NEW YosK HEaALD.
New York Herald Bureau.
Washington. d. c.. ian. 4.
IT HE celebration Of this New
Years Day was the dryest
In the history of the country.
according to James E. Jones, Acting
Prohibition Commissioner. Hotels.
where the chief celebrations were
held. were shown by Mr.. Jones's
reports to have been almost liquor
less.
His reports from New York say
the New Years Eve parties were
lively but orderly. and tho Commits
sioner believes that the city set a
new record for dryuess. His re-
ports tell of only occasional wine
and whisky parties found by his
agents In New York. Better en-
forcement and fear Of the i'll effects
Of bootleg liquor are the reasons
given for the Sahara conditions.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02

BILLIE BURKE, Matinee Ts-day. Henry
Miilcr's rhestrc--ropuiar Brices--Adv.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02
vice-President'. Tribute.
Continued on Page Eleven.

MONUMENTS Gensu- ef Escspe.
NOw-Kcitb tb's>ysiace.--Adv.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02

DRINK FDINND WHTEH.
Noshtng promotes health IKE pure wa.s
The New York herald., 1922-01-02

''QeS 'Duildsg Dvummssd eend - silveA.J
Rsfhbun. 6uns--KnickeYbcck Theatre. Mefsy
To-day. Wed. and sat.-Adv.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02

FIORh1&sATLANTIc COAST LINE. Five
1910 Broadway. Tel. l9ongacre ose5.-Adr.
The New York herald., 1922-01-02
FRAME A. MUNSEY


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The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06
NEWBERRY PEOPLE
IN AUTO WRECK
One Man Has Arm Broken in Two
Places-Others Have Narrow
Escape

Newberry, Oct. 2.-T. E. Eison
and Otto Foster Of Newberry met
with a pretty serious accident yes
terday afternoon near Whitmire.
They were returning in Mr.. Eison's
car from visit to frienls. Mr.. Fos-
ter was driving. He turned to one
side of the road to let another car
pass, when the car skidded in a sand
bed, causing him to lose control. The
car, which was going at a moderate
speed, ran int ditch on the road
side smashing one of the front
wheels, one fender and the wind
shield. Mr.. Eison's left arm was
broken at two places between the
hand and the elbow, both bones being
broken at each place. He was taken
back to Whitmire, where he received
surgical attention, and is now at his
home in Newberry. Mr.. Foster suf-
fered only slight bruises.
Another auto accident happened
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06
RESOLUTIONS BY COLONY
CHURCH COUNCIL

The council of Colony Lutheran
church on Sunday, Sept. Oath, ap-
pointed the undersigned committee
to draft some resolutions Of sympa-
thetic love and expressions of sor-
row to our former pastor and chill
dren, Rev. W. K. Sigh, in the multi
tude of sorrow that so suddenly
made their home home of Sadness
When we realize the sadness of a
leaving her husband: children and
mother setting her house in order
home, in perfect health, coming to
visit her parental home, and only a
few days after she had arrived
death laid it's hand upon her, and the
wires take back the sad message that
wife and mother is dead
Therefore, resolved, that we, as
council members oBs Colony church
extend to the broken hearted hus-
band and children our deepest SYM
pathy, and to the children, our deep
est feelings of sympathy in these sac
hours.
End. We realize that this sum-
mons has come to you as it may
seem at the time when the JOY OF
YOUR heart could be least spared
when most priced, most needed, most
loved, but amid this picture OF desc
lation we would commend you to the
one great God who has said, GAS thy
days are, so shall thy strength be"
We again commend you to God and
to the word of His grace. We COM
mend you above all to the tenderness
lists alone in Jesus.
Angels and archangels, never nav
ine had sorrow, cannot sympathlze.
of that human sympathy which ex-
The glorious Being before whom they
cast their crowns can. For sorrow
tracked His footsteps from the man
ger to the grave.
Rev. L. P. Boland,
T. j. Wicker,
T. J. Wilson.
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o o o o o @ 9 o Q 9 o o o o o
AT EIGHTY.FIVE

@ o . o o 8 o o o Q Q 9 o o o o q
I have but little now to tell,
Except that l am still alive,
And, thank God, feeling fairly well,
And cheerful, too, at eighty-fve.
But on my birthdays now l find
A stern compulsion to reflect:
And then there comes to my old mino
A very serious retrospect.
Among my memories there are some
Which bring me no small pleasure
yet;
But always with them others come
Of things which I would fain for
get.
But there's future for us all,
In which we may make some
amends,
And, if we heed our duty's call,
Improve ourselves, and help our
friends.
And there is fixed for everyone,
Duty that should be promptly met,
Whether we have life's morning sun,
Or life's sun be about to set.
And surely, whether small or great,
We know he is the noblest man
Who learns to bear. to try, to wait,
And always does the best he can.
So, being in this frame Of mind,
With loving friends'I still contrive
To be right cheerful, for find
Life smooth and mice at eighty
five.
J. F. J. Caldwell
Newberry, September 10.
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Saturday with Newberry people. Mrs.
l. NJ. Smith of Kinards, R. F. D.,
was driving a large touring car Sat-
urday on the way to witness the
Clemson-Centre game, when the car
turned completely over about a mile
this side of Clemson college. There
were eight persons in the car, and it
was running about 25 miles an hour.
Excepting a few bruises and scratch
es, nobody was hurt. Some Of the
young men Brought the car home
Saturday afternoon and the rest of
the part returned by rail.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06
GREEN OLIVE PEPPER CORN

Corn sauted with green peppers
and olives is delicious dish that
may be prepared IL few minutes.
Once tried it will be repeated ire
quently each Year, when corn On
the cob is obtainable. Here is an
excellent recipe:
Ingredients: Six ears sweet corn
(uncooked); one-fourth teaspoon
salt; one-eishth teaspoon paprika;
one green sweet pepper; one cup
chopped Spanish green olives; two
tablespoonfuls butter.
Cut corn from cob. Remove seeds
and white fibre from the sweet
pepper. Cut the pepper into fine
strips and cook five minutes in The
butter. Add the corn and cook for
ten to fifteen minutes, stirring to
prevent burning. Add the salt, pa
prika and green olives. Serve.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06
The Calvin Crozier Meeting

The Midget,
At Mrs. Thad McCrackin's home
on College street, with Mesdames W
@. Miller, w. W. Cromer and W. +
Neel as associate hostesses, the Cal
vim Crozier chapter held the first
meeting of the fall.
Much business was disposed Oh
Delegates to the national convention
in Birmingham were elected as fol
lows:
Mesdames R. H. Wright, R. G.
Fellers and Seth Meek. This being
the time for the annual election, the
the following officers were elected:
President-Mrs. Thos. P. Johnson
First Vice President-Mrs. A. D.
Bowers, Jr.
Second Vice President-Mrs. Ell
mer Summer.
Recording Secretary-Mrs. Joe L.
Feagle.
Corresponding Secretary-Mrs.
Raymond Fellers.
Historian-M!ss Elizabeth Domin-
lex.
Gleaner-Miss Cornelia Mayer.
After the business the hostesses
served a salad course with frozen ice
during the social half hour.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

We have been here at the news
paper game a good ling time. There
are but few merchants in business
here who were here when we took
charge of The Herald and News. IN
fact, so far as we recall, O" Nettner
and William johnson are the only
two. and Mr.. Johnson was not IN
business for himself then, as our
memory serves US. In looking over
the old files of The Herald and News
at times. when we have the leisure,
we feel rather sort of personal
pride in the record that is there Wit
ten. There has never been a. time IN
all that record when The Herald and
News was not boosting and making
an effort in it's feeble way to help
Newberry and her people. No wor-
thy enterprise has ever failed to have
our hearty support. The record IS
there. it is writ. We were IN the
forefront of the fight when the
Boundary street school was built, the
first of our fine graded school sys-
tenn. We helped to organize the first
telephone system that was built IN
the town. We led the boosting Tor
the establishment of the water and
light system and made the fight Tor
the sewage system, and as for good
roads and the split log drag we have
written miles and miles Of copy. The
record is there. 1t is writ in these
old files which we have. On the 9th
er hand, the people Of this good town
have been kind to US, and indulgent
with our short comings. Sometimes
we have said things that did not
please. We did not mean to offend
We had in mind only the public
good. But to be frank, in those ear
ly days we did not mind little scrap
either in the newspaper or other
wise. In fact, at times, rather en-
loved it. But we have mellowed as
the days have gone and now we do
not enjoy an Y sort Of scrap, and Will
not have it if we can possibly avoid
it. So long as we are connected with
The Herald and News it shall be de-
voted to the schools for the chill
dren. to the building of good roads
and to the betterment Of the people,
and whatever aid we may be able to
give to any good and worthy cause
it shall be given.
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undertake the job. And it will not
take long to part him with his cash.

Another bit of history which shows
how the world is moving, and the ra-
pid gait at which it is pacing, hap
pened when we moved from the lit
tie brick room down the street to the
brick house which we built in Friend
street. AS stated, we were using a
gasoline engine as motive power,
and at the new building we had built
on every foot of the land, and we got
permission from the alderman of the
ward to place our gasoline tank in
the street under the sidewalk, and
to that end built a brick cement
house in which to place the gasoline
tank. When the mayor found it out
he ordered it taken up, as it would
be dangerous, and when we became
little stubborn and refused he had
a warrant issued for our arrest for
refusing to obey the mandate OF the
mayor. We had to obey, and our
little house did not do US any good.
We put the tank up side the wall OF
the house and went along, and we
are here yet. Every time we walk
along the streets and see the numer-
Gus gasoline tanks under the ground
holding thousands of gallons of gaso-
line we can not help thinking of our
experience with out little pit to con-
tain a gasoline tank with only three
gallons of gasoline. The world
moves and the times change. We
hope now to be rid of gasoline alto
gether as we have an electric heater
which we hope to put or as soon as
we get really installed and at work IN
our new quarters. We feel that we
are going to be pleased with the
room, and that we will be better pre-
pared to print a real newspaper, and
we will continue the job as best we
can as long as we can.
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TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS

: A friend of The Herald and News
remarked to the editor this week,
when he saw that we were moving
that we would come out with a
statement, unavoidably delayed in
the publication owing to moving the
plant. He was about correct, and
vet we are not going to make a hab-
it of making excuses. We do the
best we can and let the consequences
take care of themselves. We learn
ed that lesson long ago. When you
have done that no more could be eX-
pected. but it must be an honest et-
fort.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

In times like these, the ups and
downs of official life are up in the
air and down in the mouth.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

Our trials and tribu!ations began
when / undertook to put up build
ing and did put up the brick annex
to this old building to be used as a
printing office. Mr.. L. w. Floyd Of
ten told me that it did not pay to
own your own store or Office IN the
town, that it was much cheaper to
rent than to own, and l soon found
that he was much better business
man than was and that what "e said
was too true. But / put up this
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

Now, this is little long story, and
if you do not care to read it, why just
pass it up and no one will be offend
ed. But somehow we just felt like
writing it, and it is writ and will be
published.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

Providing jazz music for peniten-
tiary inmates would indicate that
mankind has not outgrown its fond
ness for persecution.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

:. It must be fine to be humble and
have people listen respectfully while
you brag about your humility.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

It is fortunate for American swat
kings that Greek troops are not IN
cluded in the contest for home run
honors.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

You have noticed, of course, that
big men often do small things.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-10-06

Wonder what a child thinks about
while an angry parent whips it for
losing its temper.