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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05
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The top Of the mornin, to you
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l1inEsabou I? The effictency @maus
Ii If Ell cheney man at al
VII see through your littl e fob
II wishEyou.d Ilsme Susanna,
kfishly exclaimed Susie McGin-
ssgsssASnd II think gyouS don't real
the FimportanceaEof8 this ma an.
sTha boss ups tafrs5 has seen him
work befor an IS old. him In
thatshe can have any& on IN the
MIN: EyVou1dn,t that be the cats
:paja mas 2; The efficiency girl. =
shabby gowneds old lad had
Iss come up to the d eskS and was wait
s IN from of MARY connolly.
ggSE,4Di Ia you shave an advertisement
to place 20 ask ed pleasantly:
d I'd Z. answered the old
I lady taEtl sou8 didnst think q
s. $xass standing here erely to hear
5fe obbedShead ed young miss ~ l $
aere an g,5d lda rs !, 5 s;
sb1ackseyesg snappedS anGrtly.
our pard on murmur-
ed Mary perhaps can write
for you q She
sWasIookfngsatSth empty hands OF
The ADVERT er.s
t,rs no & much to write. Just
ssS ssay Wanted y: a room.
III arySstarte at her. Odd were.
ANY 81 sthe advertisements placed
5swith her each d ay. Brief We're
some Sofs them: But#this one! NO
he DIVER
" tseme nwha t part Q 8the city.
it8wasSde sfred. What type OF $ro ON Q; %
good accom- dations with
iracommensurate cost orStessi
.onYan ientgones; thatwould beErea-.
! ssnnab as hundred ideas flashed.
Rough Mary Connolly'ss .m1nd;
ssShas harsel Seeing the little old.
sladyyv err 81 bly, blackaEou IL
th at m in IN, ::
Suppose put in q ust 3 a lit
she YenturedJszgent ly,
see it. a oesns e tel much.
i5siu <;;ttaswanted AFRO ON!
ssDoesn, ell much !ssDoesn't tell
lmMc Il TT snapped the old LADY.
SssEe1 gh t to 1nytsffa eel N a. n
II you? I'll have my. son
comesdoWn here atsonce-l.il - te 81,
$3.50 :, -, hewiIde
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"a sned Mary. won
-, 4 FAIRS could have
ssfakenS such turn tn at she should
!fbs accused of calling a gentle
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N inr near came for
~ s,Ti,s. was not surprised
ssaSsxcifed was she. to hear
II him John and tell
t4Sa vnnne had call
slE,ssiss fooIs
s. ss.si s5ain Seasped Mary. eve
& 49, 3 assist in the adver-
go nossit,le.
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snes sa,iu " net
pm ahu I'd. "a
shesWanted9toE Aia, -,
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boagaangsor ,.o,i Idet hsSe more
snes&ouiu nsls -, alio,
ISwas thinking OF the an
NsrsE sllesWouId EhaY e., MAJ. thsis
go1noily blue&eyes5nl \ olse e, o
ssssany sort und desirable in the the
classifi edsady ertisIng offices ana
there EwasYno4 doubts that dismissal
ss wsould GLOW CHI a-scene$ as TINS,
AboXssthat, no Weyer, was was tue iusa
Sthatsfie had swounded the gentle
tIeSofdg 1ady inShe faded suit,
heard aero the po %
ssl afningst he whole thing in low
sSSfones Several tears rolled down
RS STaryssScheeks and she was aware
nfsefifiaesinierested eyes of the other
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05
Rheumatism at SO
& s., Thoroughly Rids the Body q
Rheumatism Impurities.

Somebody's mother is suffering TO-
ntYhtI The scourge OF rheumatism
has wrecked her body: Inping and
suffering bent forward; she sees but
heart stu belongs to the etarss Does
anybody care? 8. s. S. is ono Of the
greatest blood-purifiers known. and II
icinal inEredient- are purely veseta-
bic. It never disarranges the stomach
Il is, IN fact. n splendid tonic. q blood
MAKER. q blood enricher. 1t banishe1
IN euuntism from Joints. muscles ana
the entire body. It builds firm flesh.
II IN what somebody's mother needs
fonirf,t. Mother. II you can not go
out TO xst a bottle Of g. 8. s. yourself.
surely Somebody in your family VIII
Som body. get n bottle OF SIS 9: nowi
Joyful again tonight Maybe. maybe
ite your rnotherl 9: g. s.. ts sofa N, = Sc
an drug stores, in two ei1es InS
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05

and allow to stand one hour,
Pour over ice ing punch bowl
add aloganberry8or grape juice
and ginger ale. Sliced oranges
5or any berries may be added.
Charged water Will add life
during serving. GU
This will serve 90 or 80 peo-.
pie one glass each.
IS White grape juice makes a
pretty punch and the slices OF
orange show to better adVan-
atage.
Any fruit juice left from can n
ned fruit may be used in punch.
Tea is a great improvement TO
punch, and green tea gives the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05
end sshindy. May the best man
win
And with a quick goodbye to
Molly he slammed from the room.
{ fSeeinr a love riyal Ia

Seeing a love rival In
BILLY BARTON architect,
BEN WHEELER, manufacturer
dismisses him. Wheeler loves
MOLLY WAYNE, whom he has
saved from an elopement with
DONALD MANNING, actor, and
later employed as chief OF his
office staff.
For a moment Molly stood too
dazed to speak as the door bang
ed behind Billy Barton
A rush of thoughts confused her
pity and dismay for Billy: aston
ishment and anger that Ben Whee-
Ter had allowed his sense OF rivalry
to prejudice his business dealings
She held her feelings in check,
while she fumbled for a way OF ac'
cusing Ben without compromising
Billy. AS usual, Ben said 1t for
her.
well, you needn't look so hor-
rified, Molly. There are other ar,
chitects. Unless you don't think
So"
ben, you've no right to say that.
And you are not sticking to your
agreement. It was to be nothing
but business, you remember. Yet
I know have'something to do with
your sudden dissatisfaction with
Billy Barton"
"You drove me to it by philander-
ing with Barton. When I opened
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05

one day Nancy and Nick were
PLAYING down by the chestnut tree
when Chirk Chipmunk came hurry
ing along --l55-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05
LOCAL CHARTER GRANTED

Z. CHARLESTON. w. Va. July s.
a chatter CT Incorporation has
been issued today by the secretary
o.. state to the Allied Lumber Co.
5Fairmont; $4,000; A. j. Co1born.
w. Al. hanabers. Il. A Weber,
II p Chambers, Nell Virginia
iLayman, Fairmont-
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05

the way she took to the little Mary
Connolly-well. It took my breath
l don't know what she thought OF
me, but what's the use OF being an
efficiency man If I can't marry the
girl choose ?''
Copyright, 1929
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05
E'I2IsII PUNCH

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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-05

~ RERTHASE. SHAPLEIGHa
gCookfng Anth orftys sforssN IL S "a
service and Columbia
University ~
- CUPS sugar and q cup8water.
boiled together one minute
Juice s3$oranges ..
Is cup chopped fresh mint
Juice lemons
I can grated pineapple
1 quart grape juice OF logan
berry juice
4 bottles ginger ale.
Mix the tea. sugar, sirup,
fruit Juice and mint together
The herald., 1922-10-19
FIND SKELETON IN CHAINS
Unearthed in a Mound in Florida:
May Have Been That Of
War Prisoner.

New Smyrna, Fla.-Removal of part
of an incOnspicuous mound from lot
adjacent to the Dixie highway on the
outskirts of this city has uncovered
the burying place of either a prisoner
of war or slave of the European or
Indian inhabitants of Florida of more
than 100 years ago. The mound,
about five feet in height and Of smsll
area, has been a familiar object, and
tall oaks and palmettoes are growing
upon it.
A real estate dealer, who had the
property listed, noticed recently that
some unauthorized person had been re-
moving earth from the mound, and
upon investigation he discovered what
he at first believed TO be a shell OF pc
culiar form. 1t was identified later
as part of human skull, and further
excavation disclosed the skeleton of
man who was about six feet in
height. Rusty chains were about the
neck, arms and legs, with all sections
of the chains joined together.
The body had been placed upon the
level ground and the earth had been
heaped over and around 1t.
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johnson responded TO her signals OF
distress and provided her with sup
plies.
A pitiable condition was found
aboard the schooner. The crew of sew
Ell men had been II days almost with
out food except the cOpra with which
the schooner was loaded.
They were physically unable to hoist
the emergency supply of ratiOns over
the ships side.
In the cabin Mrs. Nels p. Jensen,
wife Of the master, was attempting to
nurse her baby whose cries rapidly
were growing weaker. The mother
although favored by captain and crew
In the matter of available food, could
not supply sufficient nourishment for
the infant.
The crew Of the becalmed vessel. II
was said, was beginning to show signs
of insanity when the motor ship came
to the rescue.
For 116 days no word had been
heard from the unfortunate vessel,
and she had been given up for lost.
The herald., 1922-10-19

easily found with the things common
in every home.
Old-fashioned gingerbread which we
all like may be made in most delight
full dessert by serving it with marsh
mallOw sauce which has been Favored
with few tablespoonfuls of good.
well-flavOred apple sauce.
When making the next jelly roll fill
with a chocolate filling instead of
jelly, and note how well the family
likes the change.
Chocolate FiIing.-Scald one-half
Cupful of milk. with one and One-fOurth
tablespOonfulS of cornstarch and four
tablespoonfuls of sugar mixed. Cook
until thick and the starchy flavor has
disappeared, add pinch of salt, one
fourth of a teaspOonful of vanilla and
a tablespoonful of melted chocolate.
Cook all together, then pour over a
well-beaten egg, adding the flavOring
when cool.
MarshmaIIow Gingerbread.-Sift one
and one-half cupfuls Of flour, with one
half teaspOOnful each of ginger, CHINA
mon and salt, one teaspOOnful of soda,
one-fourth of teaspoonful of cocoa,
One-third Of cupful of melted fat,
One-half cupful Of sugar, One-half cup
full of mOlasSes, one egg, One-half cup
full of sour milk and one and
Onehalf cupfuls of marshmallOws. Sift
the flour and dry ingredients together.
Cream the fat with the sugar, add mo-
lasses, egg, and sour milk. Add the
dry ingredients, bake in a moderate
oven about 80 minutes. Remove from
the oven and cut open through the
center. Spread the lower half with
marshmallows cut in fine pieces and
cover with the upper half. Cut in
squares, arrange on plates, and serve
while warm with whipped cream.
currant Ice.-Take one cupful Of
currant juice, one cupful Of water.
one and one-fourth cupfuls of sugar
and two teaspoonfuls Of gelatin. Soak
the gelatin in two tablespoonfuls OF
cold water, dissolve over hot water,
add to the other ingredients, mix and
freeze. Serve with venison toast.
The herald., 1922-10-19
MOTHER SEES BOY DROWN
Parent Sees Body Of Son, Two, Who
Jagged Behind, Float HeIplessIy
Down River.

White Plains, N. Y.-While a moth
er and daughter sat idly on the bank
Of the Sawmill river at ThOrnwood,
a few miles from here, awaiting the
return of the two-year-old son of the
family, who had Jagged behind during
walk through the woods, they saw
a body floating down with the tide.
The mother, Mrs. Rose Vesci, New
York city, screamed, waded into the
river to her waist, and brought the
body Of her son, Patrick, to the bank.
Both mother and daughter worked
feverishly over the body, but to no
avail. A physician was called and he
used pulmOtor, but efforts to revive
the boy failed. 1t is thought that the
child slipped while playing on the
bank.
The herald., 1922-10-19

and when softened add one-half cupfuI
of boiling water. Add one cupful Of
sugar and two tablespoonfuls of lemon
juice; cool and add one cupful Of
cooked apple pulp. Cool, and when
the mixture begins to thicker beat
with wire whisk until light. then
add two well-beaten whites and beat
well. Turn into mold lined with
lady fingers or cake. Serve with
whipped cream.
Rice With Pineapple.-Soak onehalf
package of gelatin in one-fourth Of a
cupful of cold water, then add one
half cupful of scalding hot pineapple
juice, one-half cupful of sugar, and
one cupful of cooked rice, one tea
spoonful of salt, and one tablespoon
full of lemon juice. Turn into q mold
lined with slices of canned pineapple.
Chill and serve with whipped cream.
Two egg whites may be used in place
of whipped cream.
Toasted Sandwiches.-Mix two tn.
blespoonfuls of salad oil, one table
spoonful of vinegar, one-fourth tea.
spoonful of salt, dash of paprika
with one-half cupful of cottage cheese
or thick cream. Spread on one-fourth
inch slices of graham bread. then
sprinkle with chopped walnut meats.
Put together in pairs and cut in finger.
shaped pieces and toast.
Cantaloupe PickIe.-An unripe cam
taloupe makes a very good pickle.
Cut the melon in sections and remove
the seeds. Soak In salt solution. us.
Ing one-quarter OF cupful of salt, to q
quart of water. Drain and add
to the following strip: Four cup
fuls of water, four cupfuls of sugar.
one cupful Of vinegar, one tablespoon
full of cinnamon, one tablespoonful Of
allspice and cloves: put spice in small
bag and cook with the melon. Boil
ten minutes and let the fruit stand in
the sirup all night. Drain, boil the
strip, add the fruit and cook until the
cantaloupe is clear. Seal in hot lars.
The herald., 1922-10-19
STARVE TO HELP
NEWBORN INFANT
Crew of Schooner, Becalmed 43
Days, Go Mad to Give Food
TO Mother With Baby.

San FranciSco.-A tale OF the sea.
becalmcd ship, starving ere" ana
mother with a newborn babe, 10 pre-
serve whose life every one else sacrI-
feed rations, thrilled the water front
here upon the arrival Of the motor
ship, Annie Johnson, with news Of the
San Francisco schooner, William ii.
Smith.
The schooner was becalmed in the
Pacific for - days, and was discov-
cred when Captain Murray Of the
The herald., 1922-10-19
Scientists Bafaed

What do the eye spots on Dutter-
flies wings mean? The naturalists
say, frankly: 1--WE do not know" 1t is
thought that these eye spots may
have some utilitarian application.
They form one Of the most intricate
Of all natural designs. The fact that
butterflies have been captured with
their eye spots pierced, as If from the
attack Of birds. has been used as an
argument In favor of the view that
The herald., 1922-10-19
Rose From Obscurity.

From messenger boy to knight COM
mander Of the Order of the Bath is a
big step, but such is the record of Sir
William Hoy, the general manager Of
railways and harbors of the Union of
South Africa. In his youth he assist
ed his father on his farm in Scotland,
driving the milk to market every
morning Then he became a messen-
ger boy in Dundee and as young
man went out to South Africa, where
he engaged in railroad work and in a
remarkably short time rose to his
present position.
The herald., 1922-10-19

There's one consolation, remarked
The village philosopher
"Wen:" inquired the gentleman oi
leisure.
The world doesn't expect much Of
dubs like US"
That's fact, and if man can
GEL his wife to look at the matter -.r
same way the world does heal have
pretty smooth sailing
The herald., 1922-10-19
"Champion Panhandler"
Must Serve Jail Term

William Powers, of Boston,
self-styled champion panhan-
dler of the world" boosted in a
municipal court that he made
from $500 to 5000 a year by
begging. The court expressed
surprise and then sentenced
Powers to six months in Jail. He
was arrested on a charge Of va
grancy.
The herald., 1922-10-19

they must be protective markings"
Initiating eyes because birds strike at
the eyes Of their victims. But this
suggestion is hardly regarded as sat.
isfactory. Among buttRrfiies the most
striking examples of BYE spots are
found on the underA hrface of the
wings.
The herald., 1922-10-19

Johnny today would be acclaimed the
champion all round outdoor one
legged hopper of the civilized world.
While Dan Lynch was conveying
Johnny ROzwell to Jail an ambulance
surgeon from Bellevue hospital was
placing IL stitches in Ketels scalp
one stitch for every dollar he had lost.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Lords of Creation.

MEN think they are the lords Of
CREATION sneered Mr.. Meektons wife
3 "Mebbe they do" answered LeonI-
das. But I'll venture to state people
with those titles of nobility aren't get
ting a whole lot of respect these days"
The herald., 1922-10-19
Studies to Smile.

Dearest" he said, signing like a
furnace, at doesn't seem like the
same old smile you used to give me. -
"Oh, no Jack" replied the sweet
thing, "this is a new one. have been
studying at school Of dramatic art.
Florida Times-UniCn.
The herald., 1922-10-19
TactIess Question,

did you demonstrate a car to that
lady customer?"
Yes" replied the salesman. "She
asked me if we could furnish uphOl-
STEERING TO match her hair"
But she went out in huff"
81 guess It was my fault. asked
her If she wanted to match ii as 1t is
at present"
The herald., 1922-10-19

utllClOuS utSSeTtS
may be prepared.
Apple Charlotte.
Take one-half
of an envelope
of sparkling gela-
tin and ne
fourth Of a cup
full of cold water,
The herald., 1922-10-19
Mixing Things.

"Who was 1t that killed GoliathT'
asked the Sunday School teacher.
George Washington" recited Tom.
my Jones mechanically, land when he
chopped 1t off his papa came up and
George said, Father, l cannot tell
lie did 1t with my little Ratchet"
The herald., 1922-10-19
Oyerenthusiasm

II should like 10 make Il biC sub
scription to your campaign fund" ex-
claimed Mr.. Dustin StaX.
couldn't think f permitting II,
Said Senator Sorghum.
but | really enjoy it"'
That's the point. l am afraid
you'd enjoy it so much you couldn't
refrain from talking about it!'-Wash-
ingtOn Star.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Gave Jewels to Save Ears

Brooklyn.-Rather than have her
ears torn off by two holdup men who
followed her into her garage and
clutched at her diamond earrings, Mrs.
B. p. Bergen gave them the jewels and
$500 worth of other gems.
The herald., 1922-10-19
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What lies ahead beyond the bend?
What shall We find al journeys end?
The hemluck shadows dusk the way,
The forest oaks are tall and gray.
Beside our path the ferns appear.
A hidden thrush is singing near,
a pewee whispers. thin and sweet:
Tie ground is cool beneath our feet
Walter +. Eaton.
The herald., 1922-10-19
His Modest Wish,

Mr.. Dobbs (duriRg quarreD-When
die you must be sure TO marry soon
again, Lucy.
Mrs. D.-Why2
Mr.. D.-There'll be some one then
to sincerely mourn at my departure |!
The herald., 1922-10-19
Motor Car Hits Bear, Which EIees

Clarksburg, w. Wa motor car
driven by Ernest Randolph struck
big black bear on the road near here.
The bear was dazed by the blow and
confused by the glare of the headlights,
quid;ly fleeing into the woods.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Home t,umor.

"Oh, dear!" cried Mrs. Mason. selz-
ing a spoon, Here's fly in my pre-
serve"
I'll bet it's e worst jam he ever
got into In his life," her husband
chuckled daringly.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Both Boots Torn or; Racer UninIured

Brooklands, Eng.-Although both his
boots were torn off when his racing
automobile overturned at turn in
the track when tire bursted, ]. Chas-
sange, a French driver, escaped unin-
jured. Chassange's mechanic was also
unhurt.
The herald., 1922-10-19
A Burden Lifted.

"What's the matter with Jibway?
He looks depressed
"He has given up the struggle OF
trying to make both ends meet"
Most people begin to look younger
whes they reach that decision"
The herald., 1922-10-19
Actor Burned in Indian Torture Seen

San Mateo, Cal. - While being
burned at the stake by savage In
dams" during the filming of moving
picture near here, Hobart Bosworth, an
actor, suffered severe burns about the
face and hands. His injuries are not
considered serious.
The herald., 1922-10-19
A Giveaway

First Fan-Was Catcher Dubbs
over there with the boys, or was he
a slacker2
Second Fan-A Stacker. I guess-he
takes off his hat to the grandstand in
stead OF saluting!
The herald., 1922-10-19
Nu. hA4~s.Q
Ancient Culinary Ideas.

Some Of the early ideas Of delicacies
would not appeal to the modern taste,
nor would such methods as some Ro-
man cooks applied to the red mullet
which was cooked while alive in .
glass vessel on the table.
The herald., 1922-10-19
GETTING a jury.

you know, your honor, that l am
opposed to the death penalty?"
"Oh, well, you can serve. We're only
trying this bird for nOnsupport."
The herald., 1922-10-19
Expression Almost Obsolete

Salt river the derisive destiny of
defeated nominees, was once almost
universally favored by political dope
sters in estimating the chances of the
opposition, Blu. rarely finds its way In
print nowadays.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Put to Many Uses.

The uses to which jade has been put
by the Chinese are almost endless.
Discs of the stone, which when struck
give forth a clear, resonant note, are
used as temple gOngS and musical In
struments. Ritual vessels are made Of
it. Tablets inscribed With sacred writ
ings, bowls and vases of fantastic form
and intricate design, statuettes of
Buddha, perfect alike in conception and
execution, candelabra, boxes, pencil
holders and all the paraphernala of
the writing table, as well as buckles.
bracelets, rings, hooks, buttons and
other ornaments are all wrought with
untiring patience and matchless skill
from the same intractable material.
AS a material for artistic workman
ship jade was known in India only
from the time of the MOguls, who en-
couraged its employment unstintingly.
The arts of carving in frOst-like open
work and of inlaying, which found
such perfect expression in the Tai
Mahal, were lavished in miniature on
jade cups, beetle-bOxes, sword aR1
dagger hits, and turban ornaments,
for which there was an unfailing de-
mand at court.
Many specimens Of jade work as
well as of the unwrought stone have
been purchased in China; but some of
che best Western collections owe much
indirectly to the loOting Of the PekiE
palaces by European soldiers in 1860
and again in 1900 aud 1901.
The herald., 1922-10-19

A winding road up hill and down,
Between green fields. away from town,
Where doming clouds ride in the sky
And dusty feet plod noiselessly.
The herald., 1922-10-19
Linirent in Near Beer 10 Fatal.

Detroit. Mich.-Liniment put in near
beer to give it q "kick" Is responsible
for an increasing number of deaths In
the Middle West, said c. A. Gregory.
prohibition director for Chicago, at Q
meeting here. recently.