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Hes got a wife named Lilly.
She cooks to beat the band.
He says a Lilly at the stove
Is worth two in the hand.
She has a husba nd named Corn.
who works In a bootleg still.
But she Is not mashed on him.
Because he Is husky pill.
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Ballou on Vacation.

DR.. Frank w. Bailou, superin.
tendent Of schools, left washin gton
yesterday for Belgrade. Me-. where
he will spend his summer vacation.
He win not return to Washington
until September 1.
The Washington times., 1922-07-11

Women may not keep men
waiting at the church on Ued-
ding days, but they are nerer
on time after that.
OIDONO.
The Washington times., 1922-07-11

Drunk-That dern chauffeur Is
driving me to drink.
Drunker-Tell him to go faster
or the place'll be raided before we
get there.
SIuLLEABHAIN.
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500 Fire in Residence.

Damage estimstsd at 5000 was
causcd by a fire which last night
broko out In the home Of Edward
Cooper. sll Forty.fourth street
rorth. asL.
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D. c. MANF|NDS
HIMSELF HEIR
|. To BIG ESTATE
Suit for 500. 100000 Left
In 1864 by Dutch Prince to
Open in New York.

Lady Luck Is queer old dame.
Nobody ever knows when, where or
how she's going TO show UP with the
ducat-bags.
Today she Is rapping, gently but
firmly, on the door Of the modest
apartment of James w. Shelly. at
1868 U street northwest.
In this instance, Lady Luck bears
under her fair right arm the eccen-
trio viii made by Prince Wolfert
Webbert. Of Holland. in 1864. knowl.
edge of the wins provisions has
awakened a sudden interest in an
Client history and legal procedure in
the breasts of more than a score Of
men and women throughout the
United States-including Mr.. Shelly.
Gobs Of Wealth.
In the. gigantic legal battle to be
staged this month in New York, Mr..
Shelly ct al. hope to prove their
rights, through the will, to more than
SI00, 900 600 worth Of property in the
heart of Manhattan and other land
in the Orient.
II seems that Prince Wolfert be.
came angered by his willful daughter.
the Princess Anika, and willed her
share of his vast possessions to her
descendants In the seventh genera
ton. The property was to be held in
trust by the Dutch government until
the arrival OF Anika's great.greati
great-great-grandchildren.
L should grow wrinkles yet"
shifted the princess, and TAXED over
10 New Amsterdam, where the Four
Million was getting off TO a flying
start. ...
The New Amsterdammers-o the
New Amsterdammed, according 10
what you think OF the metropo is
received the princess with open
arms. She attained an acme of popu-
larity, and in recognition of her hold
on the peoples hearts, a tract OF land
was set aside for her and named
Queens Garden" Here she lived in
happiness and prosperity. Her first
husband, Mr.. Jams, died. and in due
time was succeeded in the affections
Of the princess by Everardus Bogar.
dus. second minister Of the New Am.
sterdam Church. Ht
anu 90 II uOtS.
Mrs. Jans-Bogardus told her chill.
dren of the stipulations of her
fathers will, and the story was pre-
served from generation to generation
until the present time.
And this is why 1l2 lawyers, armed
with family trees and other utensils
OF the probate attorneys trade, are
marching on New York this month.
with claimants from the orange
groves of California, the cotton fields
of Georgia. the bluegrass fields Of
'old Kaintuck"-yea, verify, and
from solon-infested avenues Of the
Nations Capital.
And this is also why Mr.. Shelly is
glad that Princess Anika did not de-
eide on spinsterhood, but, on the con-
trary, gave him an opportunity to be
her great-great-great-great-grandson
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What's S Doing Today
and TOMORROW .. ..

%to Chapter, No. 3, Colonial, s p. m. =.
| Grotto--District Bathing Beach. all
day. r---
| Dinner--Arts Club of washington
2oi1 I street northwest. y. m.
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Tomorrow.

Lunchson--I.ions club. willard Hotel.
1880 y. M
Nesting-soJourners' Club, washing
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A VACATION DELIGHT.

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order II sent to your seashore or
mountain resort--95 cents 4
month, $3.50 for three months.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
NEW FIRM BUYS PUEBLO
MOTOR SALES GARAGE

Kenneth Young and Frank H Pra-
ther have purchased the Pueblo Mo-
tor Sales companys garage at SIS y.
Main St
Tho new firm will be known as the
Motor Sales Co.." and will specialize
IN storage. repairs. used car SALES and
car washing. The repair department
will be in charge OF Mr.. Hennobold. a
well known mechanic. There will also
be a batts<y repair and recharginE de-
mcnt. Tho Motor Sales company
has installed equipment. especially
for rapid washing OF cars. 1t Is
known as the high pressure air sys-
tenn, and Is one Of the first 20 be in
stalled TN tho west. Combination noz-
zle. arc used. allowing a fine spray
OF water at low pressure to loosen the
dirt and the high pressure air blows
the ioossned dirt off. The car IS then
dried by air. For removing grease
from the motor and running gear of
the car. warm water with tho high
pressure air is used. With this sys-
tom "A car Is turned out IN about 20
minutes. which enables a high-gradc
job FOR only one dollar.
The battery department will be In
charge OF Roy Small. Pueblo boy
who has had five years experience in
the battery business -Four years with
IN. Dent Electric company and one
year with tho Giimsn-Salyer Motor
Company Mr.. Small will do all kinds
OF battery repairing and have for sale
one OF the standard makes Of bat
iorte-.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
INDIAN MOTORCYCLE
PROVES SUCCESSFUL
MOUNT FOR THE
SPEED OFFICER

Tbs Pueblo Police Department havo
followed III. lead OF some Of the ma
tons foremost police departments
having purchased an indian Chief
Motorcycle TO be used in enforcing the
seed laws.
The Machine was purchased thru the
Johnson Bros. Motor Co. distributors
for tho Indian And Excelsior Motor
cycles and tho machine &. being rid
don By officer Van Pclt who is an old
motorcycle rider and racer and win
nor OF many race events held in this
city.
Tn. Indian Chief Is tho Iates. thin &
I'm motorcycle design. simplicity OF tho
motor being the most striking feature.
II has . unit power plant and a two
unit electrical system.
That the motorcycle 1, rapidly gain
Ing IN popularity for police work IL
shown by rocent reports from tho
Hendcc Mfg. Co. announcing large
number Of sales 10 police and o,hsr
municipal departments.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
The L|NKONOTOR
ASSN AGAIN ACTIVE

The Linkomotor Association is again
active after having TO discontinue op-
era;.ons caused by the flood OF June
;. 1891.
The organization i. going ahead this
year on larger scale than I, started
out at first. They are going 10 push
forward their operations so that II viii
prove beneficial 10 both class a and
class 3 members They have sign. and
route cards covering the routes from
Chicago to Trinidad over the princi-
pal automobile routes and expect TO
have the different routs as far as Los
Angeles mapped out for the tourists By
the time season opens this year.
The directors Of the association are
al the present time gathering together
data OF the most importance to the
tourists In fact, they are ueiug every
means TO assist the tourists in every
way that they can to make their trip
this year one OF pleasure and bring
them into friendly business relations
with the garages and filling stations
an over the country. BY 90 doing, the
tourist win know when he Eops at one
Of the Glass A Members Garage. Ser
vice Station or Accessory that he /.
assured a square deal
The organization wants the tourists
to feel that they are under the p-otec-
tion Of this organization from the time
they leave home until they return. and
that any complaints they may have
can DC taken up with the association
by them and adjusted
Mr.. D. W. Smith, president OF the
association and Mr.. l. Cha5teen, vice
pTesid Snt. and J. c. Stewart. secrc-
tary and treasurer have offices at /,
Amherst building. and will be glad to
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

opened by many cities for the com
fort and enjoyment Of those automobile
tourists
The city council and chamber OF
commerce o. Canon City ask that this
tract r.Ay be granted to the city in
order that il may be developed ana
kept open for public use, not only foT
the pleasure and JOY OF those VINO
drive near. but as well for the thous-
ands who drive into the state from
afar.
Testimony before the committee
would indicate that for any other pur-
pose this ground Is practically value
less: tina, stockmen and ranchs-s have
resided in its immediate neighbo-hood
for many years, but that none have
considered this rocky tract worth ac-
curing or proving up on.
Coal. oil and other mineral rlgnts
are reserved TO the government IN this
bill.
The acting secretary OF the interior
department recommends that the bill
be enacted.
After considering all sides OF the
question the committee has come 10
the conclusion that the city OF Canon
City would be serving the public well
by acquiring and developing the little
scenic tract for public park purposes
and that congress would be conssrv-
ing our natural resources best By cei-
ing the co1-acre tract TO Canon CITY
20: that purpose
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
FREE TO ASTHMA AND
HAY FEVER SUFFERERS
Fro Trial OF = Method That Anyone
Cnn Use Without Discomfort
or Loss OF limo

We have method for tho control Of
Asthma. and we want you to try IT at
our expense. No matter whether your
case Is OF long etandinE or recent de-
vclopmen'. whether IL is present as
Chronic Asthma or Hay Fever. you
should serd for free Trial of our
method. No matter in what climate
you live. no matter what your ago or
occupation. IL you are troubled with
Asthma or Hay Fever. our method
should relieve you promptly.
We especially want to send 4. to
those apparently hopeless cases, where
all forms of inhalers. douches. opium
preparations. fumes. patent smokes"
etc. have failed. We want to show
everyone at our expense, that our
method is designed to end all difficult
brea thing. all wheeling, and all those
terrible paroxysme.
This FREQ offer is too important to
neglect single day. Write now and
begin the method at once. send no
money. Simply mail coupon below. DO
II Todsy-you do not even pay post
arc.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
THE PUEBLO CHIEFTAIN

Mtliet just a second 10 put bullet
thru him next door TO his heart The
enraged animal left the ground with
a bound. came down. and staggered
off !nto she jungle. reared, and then
all was s,iil. After he was tracked and
sary to get the help o. TWO natives be-
fore he could drag him out 70 the road.
Fortunately for him. the motorcycle
bore the load after that. the large
animal being tied to the carrier, his
head and paws and tail being tied up
30 that they would not drAS on either
side.
SWEDEN SURPRISED AT LoNGEv-
ITY OF YANKEE MOTORCYCLE
An old 1919 model Yanke%-made mo-
torcycle. which recently won first prize
il the Swedish newspapers Alton
Bladets" Economy Competition, ono of
the most important motorcycle events
of the year in that country, - causing
quite a sensation among motorcyci.a;s
OF Sweden. The machine Is Of the sir-
gle cylinder bel, drive variety and has
been ridden very hard for nine years.
yei despite this long service. Is stiil
in AL condition Originally /, va.
purchased in Chicago by s. s. Win
drow. who received seven years faith
ful service from IL. II was then sold
20 its present owner and winner Of the
Economy Test. Hel6e Warne. OF stock
holm. Sweden. who took I, apart piece
by piece. and then reassemblsi IL
nndins tina; ,hers was no. a siEn OF
wear in Any one part OF the machine.
He lAte< decided TO make /, a chain
drive machine with foo,board and kick
starter. He was very successful In
making the change. and the old ma
chine has caused quite q bit OF sur.
prise on the streets OF Stockholm. be-
cause Of its quick gst-avay and its ap.
parent power.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
CANON CITY MAY
GET USE OF LAND

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Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
Will BORE HOLES

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Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

I an Imitation liK syrup.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
MOTORCYCLE NEWS
CAPTURES PANTHER WITH AID
OF MOTORCYCLE

CAPTURES PANTHER WITH AID
OF MOTORCYCLE
It's far cry from hunting fox
horseback over the hills OF merry,
Old England and shooting pAnthers in
tho jungle OF India with the aid OF q
motorcycle. but that's exactly whA. "a
J. c. Aillet. Assistant Corse-va:or OF
Forests. Bombay. India. cid recently.
II was quite by accident that Mr..
Aiiiet made his big catch He and a
friend Of his had gone out OF their solo
mounts fo- a days shooting OF stag.
eu: the day had been unsuccessful In
sotar as stays were Concerned. and IL
was not unfil half an hour before
srndown. when Nillet. now alone, turn
ink homeward. came upon his prize.
He was hurry!ns along At Abou, IS
miles per hour, and leaving an Indian
dust cloud whirling up from the rear
tire like a cyclone, when tho panther,
an unusually large one. suddenly
doomed up before him IN the roadway.
Since a panther skin Is always worth
trying for. Millet manager 20 bring
his machine TO siandy;iil within
twenty yards OF the beast. TO uawrap
his rife. and TO walk back several
yards. all within a few moments The
panther vas stiil lying In the same
place as when he had passed. watch
ing Millet with great Interest Il took
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

Your little one viii love the "fruity"
taste OF California Fig Syrup" even
IL constipated. bilious, irritable. fever
ish, or fun OF cold. A teaspoonful
never falls TO cleanse the liver and
bowels In few hours you can see
for yourself how thoroughly u works
all the sour bile. and undigested food
out of the bowels and YOU have well,
playful child again.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
FINDS TIBET ODD PLACE

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people is very elaborate and strict
There are. practically speaking, no
police, no fireman. and no wheeled
traffic IN Lna.a. II man suffers
from too.hache, he goes with few
friends on to the fiat roof of his house.
His friends bring . big stone. round
which they fasten string. The
string Ii then tied TO the bad tooth.
and the stone dropped over the roof
top. Two or three friends hold On to
tho patient TO prevent him from going
over, too.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19
MOTHER, QUICK! Open CH|LD'S BOWELS
WITH CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Millions of mothers keep "Califorria
Fig Syrup handy. They know toa-
spoonful to-day saves 4 sick child te.
morrow Ask your druggist for Fau.
uine california Fig syrup which bay
directions for babies and children of
all ages printed on bottle. Mothp-,
You must say "california" or you nav
get an imitation fig syrup.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

sec anyone interested in this orsani-
ration.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

tCOnUnUed from P!Nc4dfh8 f1Be.J
statistics Of former activities Ten
years ago the volcano was in the same
condition as now. he said. Then there
was y lava rising in September and ono
IN March.
We had tho rise last September and
I believe II likely that it viii re-occur
in March" he said.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-02-19

American automobile speed records
Arc not recognized .Ii England.
The life OF an automobile used by a
physician is no more than four years
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and Captain Morrissey to race to-.
day. The Ford's crew was COM
pleted by, recruits from the
wharyes.
The committee announced that
II the Ford did not appear at the
starting point the Bluenose would
start without her. The Ford asked
for a hours postponement which
was refused. The Ford then left
for the starting point. Prior to the
Ford's decision TO race members
OF her crew marched through the
main streets shouting:
We're through. Well have no.
thing to do with the committee or
its race" The paraders were mot
BY Secretary DENLY. who told the
men that in a way the honor Of
the country was at stake. The
Ford was the representative o.
America. he said, and 1t might
appear that the men were quitting
under fire.
You have Job on your hands
still unfinished" he declared.
"You have a big fish still to land. :
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Warrington Personals

W. l.. Renshaw arrived here
Yesterday from Texas whore he
has been employed in the oil fields
for several months.
R. B. Ash was business vIsl-
tor IN Warrington Saturday.
Glenn Norman Of Fairview spent
Sunday at the home of his mother
here.
Ohio. was the guest OF Friends.
here Friday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Atha. Mira.
Frances Haskins. Miss Rhea Grit.
fin, Miss Mabel Calvert, II. Val
Burt, and Russell Furbce motOrcd
to the country last evening where
they cooked, supper in the out
doors.
Ed Hunter was home from Nor
gantown for the week end at mis-
home here.
Herbert Beddow who is teach
ing in Victory High In Clurksburs
this year was home for the week
end.
II s. Rymers store will be clos.
ed all day tomorrow on account
OF the death OF Mrs. Rymcr's
mother at Pennington.
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CONNELL GOES TO.
NEW YORK MEETING

T. D. Cornell. secretary Of tho
Falrmont Chamber OF Commerce,
will leave for New York tonight.
where he will attend Il meeting OF
the Trunk Line Association. Tie
matter Of the tentative scale Of
class rates in trunk line territory
will he discussed. Practically nil
Of the larger cities OF West Viz
glRia will be represented at the
meeting, and the West Virginia
Public Service Commission Will
also have n representative pres
ent. Benjamin Dowdcll Of Elklns.
who will represent the Monongn-
hela Valley Association along with
Mr.. Cornell, left for New York
last night.
Miss Mary Dana Devol, assist
ant secretary Of the Chamber OF
Commerce is still confined to her
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Grant Town Republicans
viii Hold Mass MsstiLis

Curt E. Amos, chairman 81 Tho
Republican County Executive CONF
mittee, announced today that d
mass meeting OF the Republican,
voters Of Grant Town and Its vici,;
nifty would be held at 1880 O'clock
Friday evening in the Recreation
Building at Grant Town.
Senator R. A. PolNck, Charles
Walter Prichard, candidates for,
county commissioner, and Mrs, b.
A Gross, candidate for the House
of Delegates, will be the speakers
for the meeting. &
The Republicans Of Grant Town
and surrounding territory are max.
ing a vigorous campaign, and The
meeting Friday night is the first
to be held In that section. Another
big meeting will be held there he.
fore the election on Novmber 5.
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$7,O75 RAISED BY
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

A fine Interest was manifested
in the all day services yesterday In
the Central Christian Church when
Homecoming and Glory Day" was
observed. The program Of the en-
tire day was changed from the
usual form, and the congregation
is rejoicing over the victory In the
launching of the campaign to raise
enough money to pay off the re.
naming debt OF the church edifice;
$1,000 is needed to pay this bal.
ance, and yesterday the beginning
OF the campaign, $7,075 was raised
leaving less than $500 to be raised.
A canvass OF those not present will
be made and 1t is expected to go
over the top" in a few days.
The services OF the day were
greatly enjoyed by those present.
Yesterday morning the charter
members present were seated on
the platform. In brief talks three
speakers brought out the historical
data OF the church. Mrs. Anna Kuhn
gave n report OF the beginning
day OF the congregation. A. P.
Jones gave facts and figures OF the
cost of the different edifices Of the
congregation. Then the minister ].
E. Gordon, gave message on "our
Spiritual Home.Fires."
The experience meeting at 3
O'Clock was unique, and a fine fell
lowship was enjoyed. The program
was this service contained short
talks by the four elders present,
Seymour McIntire, F. B. Dickerson,
Bruscc Morgan. an II. E. Morgan
and was close by a brief message
by the minister.
A large crowd Of young people
assembled at $3.50 p. IN. for their
"Old Hymn Service" The story of
many OF the best old hymns was
sung rs special music.
The subject OF the message OF
the evening hour was "Christ's
Glory Palace. The Christian En-.
deavor quartet sang several special
selections during the day.
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Round About Town
Weekend Guest


Paul Masters was home from
Waynesburg for the weekend
with his parents here. lie Is al
most wholly recovered from tho
Injury received In football prac-
tice early in the season, and will
go out for light practice today, he
said yesterday.
ChRtldOck Better
The Rev. John Beddow visited
Charles NJ. Chaddock ut the Ohio
valley General Hospitals Friday
and reports that he Is improving
nicely after an operation per-
formed some time ago. The Mems
Bible Glass recently sent an Of
fering Of flowers to Mr.. Chaddock
who expressed his appreciation Of
the remembrance to the Reverend
Mr.. Beddow Friday.
To Wheeling
The Rev. and Mrs. John Bed
dow. Mr.. and Mrs. Howard n.
Atha, and F. o. Atha were guests
Of Bishop F. ]. Mcconnell and
other leaders Of the NJ. E. Church
in Wheeling Friday at a lunch
con In the Mcclure Hotel. Follow
ing the luncheon they heard an
address by Bishop Fred B. Fisher,
lately returned from India.
From Oklahoma
Mrs. G. E. Snodgrass returned
Saturday evening from Tulsa,
OKLA, where she has been the
guest of Miss Nell Hubs and
other friends for several weeks.
New Fever Cases
The homes OF S. A. Moore in
Baltimore street and P. Holbert
in Buffalo street were placed un-
der quarantine for scarlet fever
by local officers Saturday. Local
physicians believe that II the
quarantine restrictions are care
fully observed the threatened ep-
idemic of scarlet fever will DO
averted. 1t is said.
New Policeman
Hugh Musgrove from near
Warrington is serving MS night
policeman temporarily during the
absence Of Night Policeman Har-
ry Anderson, according to state
ment made by Chief J. W. Efaw
last evening.
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MADE FOR
ARMY DRIVE HERE
Preliminary Meeting for Cam,
paign Held at Salvation
Army Headquarters.

There was a good preliminary
meeting at the Salvation Army
headquarters yesterday In regard
to the drive which will be launch
ed next week to raise a budget OF
$4,000 to carry the work OF the
Salvation Army In the county
along for the next year.
While all the ward committee
men have not been named, they
will be ready within q few days.
and It is expected TO clean up the
drive in two days. The campaign
will open next Monday. Only a
small amount Is asked from each
family to cover the budget.
The Moose lodge is going TO do
much to help along the drive, and
all the money taken in ut the an
nual Moose jubilee will go to the
Salvation Army. while the band
will make numerous trips about
the county during the week. Tie
next preparatory meeting will be
held on Friday evening, and all
the workers are expected to be
lined up by that time.