St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1922-01-13

Vito Taccogna and Mrs. Frank
Guerra, died in Italy recently.
Thos. Coupe and Howell Shaw
are opening up first class bakery
in the room just vacated 10y A. w.
Davis aud Gassers' Express.
It's all right to hitch your
wagon to a star, but not to a
movie star. They don't stay
hitched long enough. Honolulu
Star-Bulletin.
The ex kaiser is again a grand
parent. Bv way of compensation.
perhaps, since he is no longer
grand in any other respect. -
Weston Leader.
Probably because they call
them Infant industries" IS be-
cause they are always bowling
for special privileges. - Polk
County ltemizer.
After a man gives up the
struggle of trying to be satis-
factory, along comes his obitua-
ry and says he always succeeded.
Haines Record.
One idea OF thoughtful hus.
band is Que when he gets home
late gets into bed backward so that
II his wife wakes up he can ex.
plain that he was just getting up.
The Fraternal Boosters will
give a series of entertainments
commencing Saturday, January
l4th, when a dance will be given
at st. Johns rink, with special
music. Admission, including
war tax, 35c. Watch this paper
for further announcements.
DR.. II. L. Jones is now instructor
at the Pacific Chiropractic College
in Portland. conducting morning
aud evening classes The doctor,
however, will take care OF his prac.
tice in ST. Johns in the afternoons.
The college was fortunate in secur.
ing DIR. Jones' services.
The regular monthly meeting OF
the Parent Teachers Association OF
the Sitton school will be held Fri
day evening, January 18th, in the
Assembly hall OF that building A
short program will he given, after
which light refreshments will be
served. Both fathers and mothers
are cordially invited TO meet with
us Reported,
The Community Club will meet
at the club rooms Of the Portland
Woolen Mills next Tuesday even.
ing, where dinner will be served at
$50 for soc per plate. A fine pro.
gram Is being arranged, features Of
which will be an address by Eu.
gene Brookings with stereoptieon
views OF Community Chest feat.
ures, aud vocal selections by Miss
Lola Murphy aud Lieut., Crane. II
will be something you cannot af-
ford TO miss,
X T.. Hurd, who was added to
the official force of the Peninsula
National Bank as assistant cashier,
was formerly connected with the
Northwest Bank, aud preceding his
coming to the Peninsula National
Bank was cashier of the Bank OF
Commerce. He is a pleasant, ac-
commodating aud congenial gentle
man, and will be in charge of the
Publicity and Service departments
of the bank with an Office in the
lobby, giving easy access TO the
public at all times during banking
hours.
The reduction in the police
force throughout the city has
certainly created an undesirable
state Of affairs. it is
deplorable that such should be
the case, and it is hoped that
such condition will not remain so
long. People pay for police pro-
lection. and are willing to pay for
it. Either add more policemen
or provide each with seven
league bouts.
The w. C. T. u. will meet Jan.
uary 10th, at 2 p. m. at the
home Of Mrs. George Atchison.
1920 Willamette boulevard. Mrs.
Helen Davenport, state superin-
tendent of Americanization
work, will be present to give US
some very interesting work on
that line; also Mrs. l.. l.. Vim
cent, our county vice. president,
will be with us. We will have
special musical numbers by Mrs.
Nourse, Mrs. Olson and Mrs.
Callison. We hope no one will
miss this splendid afternoon.
Our program will be both enter
tanning and educational. We ex-
tend an invitation to others not
members Of our Union who are
interested in Americanization
work to meet with us.-Re-
ported.
The Girls Friendly Society will
give a dance in the skating rink OH
Jan. 2Ist, Admission 35e.
For Sale-Adjustible Acme dress
form in perfect condition. Also
baby walker, Call Col. 746.
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