Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-07-05
When Men Get Together

When Men Get Together
Mort Prary, Mai %, 1922
Now don't newer let me ketch joor
pepper en- emmy one els mekken fun of
ladies ade sosity for token too much
en- sayen noting, cos ay vest had littel
axperence Diet shows vimmens amt in
it for craysness en- tolk ven it comes
to bein lot of mems in meetin. Lest
Setterday mite We he'd bout sexteen
fellar hear from oil roun Mort Prary
for getten up som kind of selbrashen
en- Forten Yuly en- ay newer hurd sech
rocket in all my horned days.
Coors vimmens do tolk littel bit ven
dem get to meeting, but ay don't bleey
dem ever ruined down hole nebber-
hood so bad som DIES offel bunch. Yens
got lected charemens of de meeting,
ay spose outen consideration for let
ten EN- come to our house en- bein his
to go at it vest bout so good som a
boiler mekker Good sing tenner in
choorch kvire. Didn't seem to be emmy
Won els who knew how eder en- bout all
dem Good do vos to tell stories en-
crack funny yokes.
Olmost everybody want to get on
fireworks commatee, but first We hat
to get som mummy for fireworks, so
Yens taut dem shood have finanshel
commatee en- mekken go after sus-
cripshens. Won mans sed it wooden
do emmy good to try nget mummy
frum emmy Of his nebbers, cos he coont
colleck vot he had commin from seed
potatoes he letten have two jeers ago.
OIL man Tomsen got sarcasm en- sed
vottenhel We shood waste mummy on
fool tings lax fireworks ven We Good
go over by Pilet Mond Diet evening en-
see full moon come up. Diets Vest
lax Diet oil munkey. Ju coont get a
cold chissel between him en- first PEN
ny he ever made. Yimminy, hees
offel tite.
For two hours dem vest setten
round token hole lot oil to vonce en-
don't get emmy place, en- ven Yens cum
ed to bed ay ask how dem got long en-
he sed dey Good oil yump in lake, cos
he goen to tex his family en- beet it
for stoortwille fisken bout Diet time,
500 ay CESS it don't mount to much.
Vel, We vest got troo hous cleenen
en- heer it is pritty neer harvest time.
Yens ses if We get emmy crop des jeer
veel hat to have hot vedder cleer up
to mex Yanjurry. Only had two tree
hot days en- bote times it look vest
lax We goen to get sycloan er torneddo.
Ay ben onervus Diet ay keep seller
door open oil day. Ant Marta
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They All Advertise
A hen is not supposed to have
Much common sense or tact,
Yet every time she lays an egg
She cackles forth the fact.
A rooster hasn't got lot
OF intelligence to show,
But none the less most ROSTERS have
Enough good sense to crow.
The mule, the most despised of beasts,
Has a persistent way
Of letting folks know he's around
By his insistent bray.
The busy little bees they buzz,
Bull below and cows moo,
The watchdogs bark, the ganders
quack,
And doves and pigeons coo.
The peaeocks spreads his tail and
squawks,
Pigs squeal and robins sing,
And even serpants know enough
To hiss before they sting.
But man, the greatest masterpiece
That nature could devise,
Will often stop and hesitate
Before he'll advertise.
The Connector.
4 4 r. y
He-A kiss is language of love. !
She-Why don't you say something?
A man named DuBose met girl
Who lisped thro' her teeth of pure
pearl.
"Ill hug you or kiss you" he swore
with an oath.
She lisped with surprise, ooh Mr.. Du
Bothl"
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