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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1922-03-29
The man who makes the best Of
things seldom goes to the bad.
THE BONUS.


Willard Vogel and George Peuser
motored to Sleepy Eye Sunday after
noon.
Robert Frederick of Morgan was a
business caller with local firms yester-
day morning.
Frederick Berth of Fairfax is re-
ceiving medical treatment at the
Union Hospital.
There will be church services at the
St. Peters Episcopal church at 1915
Sunday morning.
Isidore Zschunke and Jimmie Frank
OF Springfield were guests Of local rela-
tives and friends, Sunday
Paul Spieker Of Sleepy Eye was
operated on at the local Loretto
Hospital, Saturday afternoon.
A bouncing baby girl was born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Eichten residing on
n orth Broadway, Saturday morning.
Judge I M. Olson returned from the
Twin Cities Monday evening where he
had been attending to business matters.
A. ]. Anderson of Sleepy Eye was a
business caller in. New Ulm on Monday.
he had cone here to consult local
physicians.
Dr.. and Mrs. F. Kelley of Mankato
were guests at the Elmer Haeberle
home on South Washington Street
Saturday and Sunday.
Gerald Bockus who is taking an
electrical engineering course at the
University OF Minnesota and is in his
last quarter arrived here Thursday for
a few days visit with his parents.
Ernie Arndt and Edgar Schoedl of
Comfrey spent the weekend with New
Vim relatives and friends. They
motored here onzSaturday.
Jack Rodgers, Harry Voight, Philip
lHodapp and Perry Cooley motored to
New Ulm from Madelia to visit here
over Sunday with local friends.
Mrs. B. G. Rietz Of St. Croix Falls,
Wisconsin is a guest at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor H. Schleuder, re-
siding on South Washington street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Adolph Meile will re-
turn this evening from Minneapolis
where they went Monday morning to
visit with friends and also for business
purposes.
MrssR@ soh,,,n - n1;.o,,o4
Tor - +ho WINS, = 49, 49,: I''s :
=, Nj T.sl,- TT, !. = u1sii,s NONE
Mrs. Schulz returned to her home in
Nicollet, Monday afternoon.
STho enr;nn
were onanad - ah;,aso siasses wnicn !.
aoa coon, - no a,,;ta z,,a ~ eals u
There oro aho,,t 49,, w. sa..enueu.
rolled II tbe =, hl;c sobools :, ' 40 -
at the Lutheran school sii1 0"eii'y
-
Battery held ! ,neetino Th,,rsd =
evening and the following off core v,a -
elected: President ,oranz MorL1o = -
president. AUGUST schnaidor. socra+. -
A. J. Tauer and trea s,,ror + ~ n;a+a
-
WITS. hu. Walthler and little son,
LoWell were VISITORS at the Eugene
koehler home on South Broadway
uul'as .ne pas. week. MRS. Malthle al
:, ne Wy 1114 n.e' = NJ ana Ars: hoenle 1r
.,lei arrived mere On thursday
haroa - MI $500 ~; ~ VIE ana son
'oAs' 81
g. Polta recently purchased the
hotel building now occupied by the
Commercial House and operated by
! : = = ~ 8: ne owner OF
Dr. re e, % : ~. - ley Aipetp
~ ueai infludeo cne
: 80 :.s = ~ acres 81 land neac
! = 80 % l's'1s psayil'ehoalor ene pulld-
= 9
j. b. Arnold. form erlv on oaoed in tbo
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1922-03-29

The Golden Rule does not mean
that you must do unto others as you
are done.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1922-03-29

1T is so unnecessary to tell a bill
collector to call again. He will.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1922-03-29

All baseball teams look good about
this tine Of year.
, 1922-04-27
swIft PunIshment for cuIprIt.

Gllgit. which Is sltuated NJ the bor-
derlands Of Afghanistan, China, and
Russia. was I'm the old days n sort OF
Siberia for the purpose OF the Kash-
mir government. which pushed its mis-
creants over the border, and then did
not concern itself about whether they
lived or died. We are told by Col. G..
A. Smith that he INDUCED In a native
game Of polo. and n OF the players
hit him over the head with his stick.
When he recovered consciousness he
found n chief holding n man, and re.
marking Here Is the man who struck
you. Would you like him killed now
or tomorrow m%ornlng7'
, 1922-04-27
TRAGEDY IN NOVELlST'S LIFE
William Makepeace Thackeray the
Victim of Crushing Piece of
Domestic Misfortune.

William Makepeace Thackeray.
known to the readers of his novels as
4 kindly, humorous cynic, led n do
nestle life marked by deep tragedy and
profound devotion. His wife, who was
Isabella Shave, the daughter of an
army officer, was stricken with a fever
several years after their marriage,
which resulted in her permanent
mental arrangement. There is scarce
~ to be found a more touching story
than that Of Thackeray's patient de-
votion to his wife, and the loving at
tention which he lavished on their
three children.
Fol a long time the great novel
list refused to admit hat his wife's
infirmlty was more than an illness,
and he spent hours of each day try
ing to bring the light of reason back
to her eyes. But she grew steadily
worse, and finally even her husband
admitted that it would be better to
take her to an Institution. Their
union was extraordinarily happy be
tween the time Of their marriage and
Mrs. Thackeray's affliction.
, 1922-04-27
Carry photographs in Hats.

Ever since the custom among men
of carrying pictures of their wives,
sweethearts or children pasted ON the
dials of their watches died out numer-
Gus substitute receptacles have been
used. but practically nOne of these has
survived. Now, according to n young
in charge of the hat check
room in II downtown hotel, II suitable
place for these pictures has been dis
covered by some II and the fad is
rapidly spreading among the men.
Lately" said this young woman,
I've noticed that a good many of the
hats checked here have pictures of
girls. elderly women or children pasted
inside the crown just below the
makers name. Besides keeping the
photographs Of their loved one near,
this new wrinkle enables the men to
tell at n glance whether or rot | hand
them the correct hats In return for
their checks. New York Sun.
, 1922-04-27

Il tell you I'm not a George" said
Ernie. I'm an Ernie-IIrnest Crane.
n l hope you like the name"
Apparently the name Ernest Crane
meant nothing to the girl, who CON
tinued TO look at him in the utmost as
constituent.
Il can't understand it," she said at
last, shaking her head.
Then a sudden thought seemed to
come to her. She pulled the car up
snort before n general store in a little
town through which they were pass
ing.
i want to telephone" she said.
VIII you wait for me?"
II wait for you forever" ex-
claimed Ernie fervently.
Inc girl blushed as she leaped from
t'e car and ran into the store.
traces look was rather blank as she
came back to the car.
never would have thought il !"
she exclaimed. II never would have
thought it in the worldl'
Thought what?"
"Ill tell you later. But first I want
TO explain things. Bertha Gilbert is
my Fest friend. She's been engaged to
n mtn out of town. Tie was to come
TO Marry her. In the meantime she
Il been flirting with another man.
AT TIE last minute she decided to
marry this second man instead of
George. So she told me to take
George way out in the country so she
could marry this second man. She said
he was a prune and Il poor fish and
everything else. She arranged by
phone for him to leave his hotel mt a
certain hour. | was to meet him. She
SAID ned wear a gray o%vercoat and
gray nat. And-and l met your
She turned to Ernie again and gazed
at him q~uestioningly.
who in the world are Won. any,
way?' she asked.
why laughed Ernie. I'm the best
friend of George Fisher-the man your
friend was going to marry. Both
George and / are wearing gray hats
n gray overcoats-that's why YOU
picked the wrong man. But. tell me,
what's happened that you never
thought would happen?'
Grace looked at him and laughed.
Why" She said. when | went
away with the wrong man George went
over to see Bertha and-and they
were married this afternoon"
Whereat Ernie laughed. too.
Fine business" he said. lets YOU
n me go and do likewise sometime
And they did.
, 1922-04-27
LACK OF OIL RUINS STARTER
Lack of fabrication May Cause Bear
ings to Become Dry, Overhead
and Finally Seize.

a starting motor in good condition
will respond instantly whenever it is
desired to crank the engine. and will
continue efficiently the cranking oper-
alton as long as it receives current
from The battery. Lack of attention,
however. especially In regard to lubri-
cation, may cause bearings of the
starter to become dry, overhead and
finally seize. This trouble may not be
noticeable during a previous use, but
on attempting to again crank the en-
CINE the starter refuses to revolve. No
amount of pressure on the switch but
ton will o the starter armature
until the bearing has been cooled anA
properly fabricated. These b~ealnss
require but little oil, but should re-
ceive a definite o regularly.
, 1922-04-27
AUT0H10DllE
NEWS @A&O

Beware of overprlmIng the engine.
First motorcar exhibited was a
freak" In n circus.
A 40 per cent import duty on Amer
lean cars is the principal obstacle to
sale of these products In France.
Each applicant for n drivers license
In Spain must get n certificate OF good
conduct from the mayor.
American, English. Italian and Ger
man automobiles may be seer In Con.
stantinople.
OF the 315 establishments for the
production of automobiles in this
country. Us are In Michigan.
United States forest service Is CO
operating with cities in southern Call
fornla In establishing camps for auto
tourists.
Members OF the Rubber club, San
Francisco, win mutilate their own
tires TO prevent their getting back
Into service.
State Department Mt Washington
has a collection Of license Tugs from
every state and twenty foreign coun.
tries.
A law Is being discussed In the New
York Legislature which would compel
people to walk on the left side Of
country roads.
, 1922-04-27
PLAN FOR LOCKING NEW CAR
BY Removing Distributor Arm Of Is-
milton System Owner Car Pre-
vent Robbery.

Many modern cars are fitted with a
battery ignition system in which the
distributor arm is removable. By re-
moving this arm the car owner makes
it possible to steal his vehicle only by
towing 1t away or by fitting another
distributing arm. The arm may be
removed simply by unclasping the dis
tribution to which wires are at
tached. 1t usually happens that there
is only n way in which this arm
will fit. so that there need be no
worry about replacement.
, 1922-04-27
AFTER THE FLU
! " the Flu Left You Weak, or You're in
Need Of a Tonic to Build You Up,
Take This Advice

Houston, Texas-"1 was in a terribly
rundown condition Of health after a siege
OF ptomaine poisoning, and then the in
f%iuenza. / could not seem to regain my
strength and was really not able to do my
Homework. knew l needed a good tonic
and builder and remembered how my
folks used TO regard DIR. Pierce's remedies
in my girlhood days, and then 1 decided
% take DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. After taking the second bottle l
found TWINS doing me a world of good,
strength returned rapidly and | felt bet
ter in every way. | am glad indeed to
recommend the medicine that did me so
much good and do not hesitate to give
this statement Mrs. Gertrude Sell.
1886 Rutland st.
All d~ruggists tablets or LIQUID.
, 1922-04-27
Thrifty.

Tired Tim had been working and
he had also accldentlly cut his finger
Just nj knocking on time. Seated
round the rough dinner table nt the
works he was showing Il TO some OF
his mates. "Crlkey," said n OF
them, that's n nasty cut, old boy |
Why don't you tie II up to stop the
b~ieedlng7"
What In me OF timer" was the
reply. mot iikeiyi Walt till we
start again"
, 1922-04-27
MAKING SPRINGS
RIDE VERY EASY
Most of Them Are Either Too
Stiff or Too Soft and Either
Is Uncomfortable.
LUBRICATION OFTEN BLAMED
indiscriminate Advice May Be Worse
Than Useless as No Two Sets Are
Afike-Intelligent Attention
Is Big Need.

Automobiles may be divided into
two classes, those with springs that
are too stiff and those that are too
soft. Either can be very uncomfort-
able. Here and there. of course,
there is a car with springs that really
spring without sprlnging the occu-
pants of the car against the top
writes an expert.
Automobile instruction books, car
experts n all the wiseacres Of the
fraternity advise one to lubrlcate the
springs regularly. If the springs need
1t. that is very good advice, but 1t
sometimes happens that the lubrica-
ton is the very last thing that the
springs need. If you could work a
little rust or gummed oil between the
spring leaves and thus retard the
spring action. II might be .endurable.
OF course. this is when the springs are
too soft and spring too much. Indis-
criminate advice as to the care of
springs may be worse than useless.
No two sets of springs require the
same medicine. Therefore, before fol-
lowing anyone's advice to Intricate
the springs II were well to discover
whether they need it.
Soft Springs Yield Easily.
Soft springs, so flexible that they
yield easily TO road unevenness are
inclined to compress too readily when
they drop into n hole or hit a bump.
They fly back into normal position,
sag down again and after a while
cease vibrating. Meanwhile you are
bouncing o like n rubber ball.
Now to oil such n spring merely in
tensiies all this. You do not nee the
exercise acquired by the oIling proc
ess. You win get all you need riding
in the car without II. Such a spring
needs friction between the leaves
rather than fabrication. Friction slow
the motion Of the spring and steadles
the car.
Now, almost every one will tell you
that friction between the leaves makes
the car ride hard. Probably the first
time you heard anyone say this and
thought your car was not particularly
easy you oiled the springs and went
from the frying pan into the fire.
However. this complaint Is not as
general as that where the springs. ut
terly neglected Inc rusted together,
have lost n large part of their reslll-
ency. so hat the car rides like n farm
wagon. In such n case lubrlcnting the
spring leaves is the greatest aid to
comfort. A quarters worth OF graph
tie grease and a liberal quantity of
olhou- o,aooaa uorka wonders for a
, 1922-04-27
GASOLINE FEED LOCK

Anew kind OF safety device against
theft is this lock attached to the
gasoline line, so hat it a stop the
passage of fuel from the tank
to the carburetor. Ii is installed on
the instrument board or under it.
, 1922-04-27

The best steers offered sold in the
range Of S7.25 and $40 and "A good
grade changed hands at 81 to s7.25.
Choice cows sold from So TO S6.25. and
desirable killing cattle changed hands
from 1915 to Sc.
Dealers were quoting the choice TO
fancy grades Of fat lambs a. Isl ~
S1A.7b. Medium grade lambs sold from
S1i.25 to s14.5O. and heavy. less deslr-
able stock changed hands aroun St4.
Choice fat ewes are quoted up TO $3.50.
but with the advance Of the market N
Is probable that fancy kinds would
bring n little more.
, 1922-04-27
MARKETS.
IIogs.

Small killers paid thecxtreme top
price, SOLO for one small bunch OF
drives. and both small killers and
packers paid $40, which stood as the
carload top. Bulk OF sales were made
In the close range Of S9.75 to $40.
Rough heavy stays were quoted at
$3.50 and packers heavy throughout
hogs sold generally at SS.25 to $3.50.
The supply or stocker pigs was very
light but n number Of sales were re-
ported at 1878 and dealers were quot
, 1922-04-27

Potato markets dul and weak. New
YORK and northern sacked round whites
down DC to Toe in eastern markets at
at Chicago steady at S1.55 to s1.45.
Bulk stock down zoe in Philadelphia
at $l.4O to s1.60. Prices firm in north
ern sections at $3.50 to SLAP.
Spaulding rose No. l down 25c + a. h.
Hastings at s5.25 per barrel, down 81
IN northern markets at 1915 to 81 and
lower In Chicago at S7.75 to SO.
, 1922-04-27
Important to Mothers

one can't very well boast of his
own honors but he can put up some
body else to doing IL.
, 1922-04-27
Cabbage.

Nearly steady. South Carolina Wake
fields per 100 pounds, Sl.50 to So. 25 in
New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore.
Aiabama flat stock slow and weak in
heavy in Philadelphia, light elsewhere.
, 1922-04-27

"Mr. Gloom" sternly asked Tenny-
son J.. Daft, the versatile versihca-
ZIONIST, did you tell Mrs. Chatter at
the reception that you considered my
poems supremacy silly?"
, 1922-04-27

Spot cotton prices advanced II points
during week. closing at 16.94c per
pound. New York May futures up %
points at 17.91c.
, 1922-04-27

Members OF the Rubber club. Sai
Francisco, will mutilate their owl
tires to prevent their getting bacl
into service.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
A AGO
FROM PRESS FILES JAN. 2, 1902

reports ill treatment at the hands of a
Hand County farmer. The boy is from
the orphans home at Chicago. He
came to the house Of r. s. Mead a
few days ago, looking for horses. II
reports are true, he was not sufficient
ly clothed for outdoor work. His
toes and fingers were frozen, and when
questioned, he claimed he had been
badly treated. Raleigh Mead took care
OF the boy and turned him over to
Sheriff Wilcox.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

If a pending ordinance allows the
employment of 200 additional police
men in Los Angeles, Calf, Chief of
Police Jones will fill the vacancies
with ex-service men, he has informed
the American Legion, seeking the or
CARNATIONS cooperation in obtaining
candidates.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

As a part of its Christmas program,
the American Legion of Omaha, Neb.,
sent Mrs. Marie Anderson, so years
old, to LeavenwOrth, Kan, to visit her
son. The boy is serving a sentence
for an offense committed after he ran
away from home at sixteen years to
join the army. He served during the
world war.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. b. Silliman de-
parted Friday evening for their home
at Elgin, Ill, after spending several
days In this city visiting at the home
of Mrs. Silliman's mother, Mrs. Emma
Vinegar, and other relatives.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
Cents Per Blu.

C0RN-25 Cents Per Blu.
Those who wish building material
who have corn and owe US; we are
accepting corn at our yards at Miller,
st. Lawrence and Vayland at 25 cents
per bushel.
Yours always for Cooperation.
Mcdonnell Lumber Co.,
Miller, s. Oak.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Mr.. and Mrs. J.. C. Hofer departed
Saturday for their home at Bridge
water after spending a week In this
city, visiting at the home of Mrs. Hot
er's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. ", Co
quillette.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Robt. Clifford departed Friday even-
ing for his home at Sioux Falls, after
spending several days In the city, Wis
iting at the home of his sisters, Mrs.
]. J. Murphy and Mrs. Grant Boles.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Call c. 4. Schriver's Office number
172, for the Hog and Cattle market.
Morning and evenings call f. l.. Carey
Phone "a or G.. b. Levens 2152.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Call c. E. Schriver's Office number,
172, for the day Hog and Cattle mar
ket. Morning and evenings call F. l..
Carey Phone "a or G. b. Levens 2152.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Mrs. c. c. Dean departed Friday
for her home at Mitchell, af-
ter spending several days in this city
visiting at the home Of her sister, Mrs.
Chas. Thomson.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Misses Esther and Cora Schroeder
and brother Harold returned to their
school duties at Huron Tuesday ev-
ening, after spending the holidays at
their home in this city.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Call c. E. Schriver's Office number
172. for the day Hog and Cattle mar
ket, Morning and evenings call T. l..
Carey Phone "a or G. b. Leyens 2152.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

legislative committee. The tar ex-
emption also extends to Contribution
of gifts for the use of posts of the
Legion or the Women's Auxiliary units
thereof"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

FOR RENT-Furnished house, rent
free, for several months during the
absence Of the owner. Inquire at the
Press office.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Miss Dorothy Gillmor departed Mon
day evening for Minneapolis to re-
sumo her studies at the University af-
ter spending the holidays at her home
In this city.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

The shooters had another go at clay
pigeons Wednesday. Seth Wyland
won the prize.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

The placing of a trained and sym
pathetic war mother at Ellis Island
to aid women immigrants to get suit
ably located in the United States is
being considered by the American Lee
gion Auxiliary.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
ADDITIONAL G

Dance at the Mccoy Hall on Janu-
airy Goth.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

There will be a dance at the Co.'S
tain Hall on Friday, January Goth.
Everybody invited.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Sheriff Wilcox has in his possession
a young boy aged about ten years, who
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

State of South Dakota. County of Hand. SIS.
l, F. T.. Saltmarsh Cashier of the above named
bank. do solemnly swear that the above State
ment is true TO the best of my knowledge and
belief. F. Z. SALTMARSH. Cashier.
Correct. Attest. i. r: C reeves
Subscribed and sworn to before me this Attn day
Of Jan. 1922. John Pussy. Notary Public.
lsEALI Nv commission exrires Mar 8. 1874
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Attorney J. II. Cole returned Tues
day from his visit in Iowa.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Dance at the Mccoy Hall on Janu-
airy Goth.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Seth Wyland and family returned
from Iowa Tuesday.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
LEGION NOTES
BOOST FOR THE LEGION"

the "honors" Bestowed on
ergdoll a man describing
E. Saylor, Genessee, Ida,
official recognition of his
title of "super-slacker of
States" He has written
Washington, asking that his
.ced at the top of the slack
lg from city to city and
is name, the man declares
at the draft. BY purchas-
er's discharge and war me-
ids, he has enjoyed all the
] A. K. F. hero. You ought
lie tell the girls about the
vas in" he writes. Federal
1 American Legion men of
are searching for him, to
ditional honors.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
Financial Statement

ent of the condition of the Hand County
nix. of Miller. S. D.. at the close of bust
:. 81. 1921.
all by examiner Jan. 8. 1929. Date Of
: blnk Jan. 4. 1929.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05

Is received as compensation,
lotments and allowances I'M
var risk insurance and voca-
Mobilization acts, or as pen
I'M the government for mill
naval service in time of war
exempted from income tax
Of eX-service men. The ex-
5 were obtained following an
made by the American Legion's
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-01-05
CLUB CALENDAR
SOCIETIES

The Women's Club will be enter
tanned at the home of Mrs. Mona Salt
marsh On Tuesday, January 10th. The
following program will be carried out.
Music, vocal solo----Bonna Bohning
Current Events, comic.
Lift and Works of Mark Twain
- Emma Coquillette
Characterization of George AIDE
~ - Fannie Ross
Bill Nye --- Wilhelmina Wheelock
Reading -------- Martha Cooper