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The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
Something to
Think AbOut
THE. WRONG KEY
By r. II. WALKER

OF THE hapless earthlings who call
~ themselves men and women, thou
nnds are wandering hlther and thither
in life. trying with the wrong key to
unlock the door Of fame. success and
honor.
Ii you will observe closely, you
will see them every hour endeavor-
ing to force key into lock which
stubbornly refuses to respond to the
violent twists and turns OF nervous
fingers.
The man who carries the key
which will open the door to minor
places, where he Is sure Of earning
an independent competence. persists
In tampering with locks behind
whose paneled door there repOses the
coveted chair Of manager or president,
too big for his occupancy.
Instead of reshaplng his key by
hard work and high thinking. filing
away the roughness to make 1t smooth,
he continues foolishly to waste his
time and energy, quite oblivious all
the while to what he Is really doing.
And so It is frequently with men Of
talent, too Indifferent or indolent to
do anything but routine work. when
instead they should make use Of the
key given them by an all-wlse Provi-
dence, unlock the right door, and rise
to greatness.
II persuaded by reason to do this,
they would find opportunity waiting
with open arms to receive them. glad
to round out their lives with happiness
and prosperity.
Not to all Is given supreme wisdom
In these matters, but such as Ii be-
slowed. is generally hidden away In q
napkin and ignored or forgotten.
Thus, when young man or woman
In burst of passion unlocks the door
to enmity. instead Of friendship, to
evil. instead of good, II becomes nj
once apparent that use has been made
of the wrong key.
Proper judgment and action. all the
exalted things In life, including faith
fulness. honor and virtue. decline to
show their shining faces to the carriers
Of the improper key.
What the foolish do with keys en-
trusted to them to open the world Of
life, makes wise men and women shud-
der.
And yet, when all has been said,
when the story Of life has been re-
vealed from the morn Of the tod
ding infant to the night of tottering
age, who shall say that he or she
has not at some time or another In
his or her folly, used the wrong keyf
tCopyrsht.)
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
EXCLUSIVE BATHS FOR DOGS
Fashionable Fido Of Today Has Mas
seur and ManIcurist Among
His Other Attendants.

Times are changed-a dogs life isn't
what II used to be, observes the Los
Angeles Express.
Know what they're doing for the
poor things now instead Of leaving
them to the unskllled maid for their
weekly baths. the poor Pomeranlan
and Pekingese pets Of the rich? Open
ing bathing establishments.
And 1t will not be long before Los
Angeles follows the lead of Paris and
has Its own dog bnthhouse. II the plans
Of the enthusiasts who want their dogs
to put on dawg" are realized.
A fashionable dogs life Is a verit-
able path Of roses II the word Of the
attendants at the canine bathing estab-
llshment be accepted. Fido rides to
the baths In a luxurious motor car; an
attendant carries HIM in and escorts
him to his private compartment. where
It's hot or cold dog, according to his
pleasure.
After the bath experienced masseurs
pay their respects to his highness the
pup. while a manicurist shapes his
aristocratic claws. When the veter-
marian determines that his health Is
all his owner could desire he re-en-
tiers the motor car and returns home
to a meal of porterhOuse steak.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
BANNING THE ALIEN MENU

"Americanlzation is indeed making
progress when it extends to the language
|of restaurant menus The president of
the American Caterers Association says
the phrase with cheese" is every bit as
notwithstanding as Eau gratin," and it UNI
doubtedlly means more to the average
patron. And so the association is going
to "carry on battle to print all menus
in English"
Few restaurant patrons like to see the
description of edibles prepared for their
delectation set forth in foreign language.
They are often embarrassed by their in
ability to read the unfamiliar words, but
they should not be since frequently the
alleged French or Italian is of doubtful
authenticity.
The custom of printing our menus
largely in French arose in the time when
it was assumed all good cooks were of
that nationality. With French on the
menu patrons were led to believe that the
chef was French also. Use of the French
language afforded an excuse for charging
SO per cent more on the bill
If few restaurants still cling to French
for their menus then let them at least pro-
vide TRANSACTIONS.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
sJAck AND JILL

Gas Rudyard Kipiins would have tssatsd Z
certain wsiiknown theme In 1907
Now Jack hath taken his pail in hand and
trodden the gorse-hecked hill.
He hath trod6en the dust as a strong man
must. he hath taken the maiden jill;
He hath leapt the burn like q wind-caught
tern. he hath climbed with a spring
bok's grace
He hath laughed full-throat at the noun
tain goat that couldn't keep up the
pacel
But the maiden jill was a skirt of skill.
and 1.-THE as q new-cut reed.
She was tough as a shoe In muscle and
thew. and sib to the best We breed:
She stuck to Jack like a hunting pack-by
Cripes. that 10 going somel-
Who follows the Trail Of the Dripping
Pail 10 At for footer serum!
But Jack was sore as spear-galled boar
when he found she had done her Bit
by the blood OF squid. am man or kid
to be tied by thin-shanked chitf
Ha' done. ha' done--I'm a son-of -a-gun II
yield to a whey-faced Jane:
70 have followed me up like a startled
pup-wiil We follow me down again p
He hath turned about with single shout
and plunged from the highest rock
He hath gone straight down and splin-
tered his crown az ys shatter an ILL.,
made crock.
And the maiden jill with o cackle shrill
Jumped down on the blood -smeared
vs. stones
And the full-gorged kite dimes we'll to-
night. and the jackal cracks the
bones.
Ted Robinson In Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
.DECADENCE OF THE JURY

From South Dakota comes report of a
jury that determined its verdict by cutting
cards. Many recent jury verdicts through
out the country suggest equally illogical
methods of determination. A number of
women charged with murder have been re-
leased on pleas that, with justice loving
elements of the public, really aggravated
their offenses Others have been found
guilty Of murder in the second degree
when they were manifestly in the first de-
gree or wholly innocent.
It is sad commentary on the times that
the honored jury system has in such in
stances been reduced to mere mockery of
justice. It has come down as a heritage
from glorious past, and should be kept
undefiled. 1t is the pride of Anglo-Saxon
legal institutions, and should be held
above reproach Resort to cards in jury
rooms and abandonment to cheap senti-
ment or any of the other jury practices
that tend to defeat the ends of justice are
to be deplode as evils that threaten to
become greater. ~4-
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
A SILLY BOYCOTT

The move to discourage" the circula-
ton Of American publications in Canada
on the ground that they are salacious and
that they carry propaganda damaging to
the British empire and advertisements
damaging to Canadian trade interests is
at odds with the reciprocity talk that has
recently been coming across the border.
Those backing reciprocity have made
much of the friendship that binds the
United States and the Dominion together
and have emphasized the mutually and
community of interests in pressing for
their cause.
The alleged ground for "discouraging'
the circulation of American publications
by imposing high tariff aggravates this
move" 1t will not succeed. The "sal-
acious" American magazines do not offend
more than do British publications, and the
sentiment of the American press has too
often been proved friendly to Canada to
be questioned. If Canadians persist in
reading American publications, in spite
of somewhat higher cost, the outcome will
be all right. They will get much more
than their moneys worth.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
IMPORTANT SNAKE-BITE CURE

Pall-bearerS of deluSiOns are requested
to step forward and help bury another
generally accepted idea, now exploded as
false. Whiskey is not good for snake bite,
announces DR.. Gilbert Wander Smissen,
specialist in treating gentlemen who have
thoughtlessly stepped on rattlers, copper
heads, water moccasins and other lovable
pets. In fact, says DIR. Smissen, quart of
rye or Scotch is apt to lessen rather than
promote the victims chances of recovery.
Other scientists back up DIR. Smissen's
views. They have been carrying on in
vestigations started by the Brazilian in
stitute Of serum therapy.
Science thus vindicates the legal rul-
ing a few months ago, by Judge ]. c..
Hutchinson of the federal court in session
at Corpus Christi, Eexas. A gentleman
on trial for violating the Volstead act had
explained that snakes were numerous and
active in his community, and that it was
considered necessary to have bottle of
hooch on hand. The Judge said he, too,
had been brought up on the thory that
whiskey was good for snake bite, but that
the idea has no longer any standing. A
heart stimulant hastens circulation through
the body. He added: 1.-TWO hundred and
fifty dollars and costs!"
Like many other evils, snake-bite is not
as dangerous as generally believed. The
average mortality from America venomous
serpents is only little more than 10 out
of 100 persons bitten, according to the
governments Biological Survey Most
snakes, the survey adds, skeedaddle at the
approach of man. And their striking dis
lance is only about three-fourths of their
length. Goodbye, oldest Of John Barley
corn's alibis!
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
Red Cross Roll Call
Heard World Around

The Annual Roll Call Of the Ameri-
can Red Cross for registration Of the
membership for 1928 will begin on
Armistice Day, November IL, and
close on Thanksgiving Day, November
80. The ground work for this stu
pendous task of re-enrolling the mem
bership throughout the world has been
laid in a plan for the first complete
and comprehensive system Of registra-
ton of the Red Cross membership in
all its $500 active Chapters at home
and abroad.
An important feature of the round
the-world Roll Call campaign will be
a universal effort to re-enlist the sery-
Ice of wartime Red Cross workers in
the peace program by their particI.
patton in the Roll Call. In this way
the vast army Of volunteers will once
more affiliate with the work OF the
Red Cross In its manifold phases. Co
operation also has been assured b,
Government and private maritime In
terests In a deep-sea Rol, Call that
In designed to reach every member
or potential member in every part of
the world who may be en- voyage or
temporarily In any port.
Thousands Of Chapters Will adopt
the home canvass plan of enrolment
which originated In Pittsburgh, where
last year II resulted In a membership
increase of 30 per cent All records
In this years campaign will be kept
en- standard size cards to be fled BIZ
each Chapter for future use.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
PIekax Made From Auto sprIno.

Everybody who has cultivated a
backyard garden knows how handy a
light pickax with broad blade would
be for that purpose.
Though there may be nothing Of
that kind on the market. 1t Is easy to
make one from an old automobile
spring. Take the leaf Of the spring
that seems to be the stiffest and grind
the two ends to a point. Drill two
holes In the middle and attach to a
handle Of the proper length with long,
thin lag-screws. A ferrule to pre-
vent the screws from splitting the
handle Ii advisable. The resultant
tool will be found very serviceable
for light work.-Cleveland News
Leader.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
SOCIALISM DEFEATED

The greatest campaign ever witnessed
in the United States for inaugurating state
socialism took place in California in the
effort to launch that state on water
power development scheme supported by
|$500,000,000 tate bonds: Wealthy
socialists were backing the act and spared
no efforts or money in placing it before
the people to secure their votes.
In spite of years campaign to pass
the measure, the people of the state voted
it down by an overwhelming majority.
Single tax which has also been on the
ballot was defeated by vote Of about
four to one.
California has been saved from the
ranks of socialism and North Dakota Non
Partisan League agitation.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
ADOPTING A BETTER WAY

The railroad labor board has proven so
disappointing in its functioning that there
is growing sympathy with proposals for
its abolition. The idea of its creators was
that the board would be fixed arbitration
tribunal before whom railroad employees
and their employers might take their dis
putes for settlement after they had made
earnest effort to compose differences by
direct negotiation. Conditions at the time
the transportation act became operative
were such that a number of wage and
working conditions problems were i'm
mediately put up to the board for solution.
The decisions did not satisfy anyone con-
cerned. One reason for this was that the
board was not entirely free, the law i'm
posing restrictions on its decisions. An
other was that the authority vested in the
interstate commission made it possible for
a degree of equilibrium in the labor field
established by the board to be upset by the
commission
But there seems no reason to worry
about the railroad labor board. Whether
or not it is abolished will not matter a
great deal since there is growing tend
ency among transportation companies and
their employees to set up machinery of their
own for settlement of disputes as they
arise. This will make unnecessary any
further consideration of either a Giving
wage" or a Saving wage" for railroad
men so far as the board and the public is
concerned. Wages being fixed by agree
ment between managers and men, they
ho 1lxy CT &c
possible for them to be made. And the
example set in the transportation field
likely will be followed in other industries
to the great benefit of the industries and of
the public as well.
AS we may assume that there is to be in
future, if there has not been in the past
which is doubtful, saving wage for the
nations workers, it is not idle to consider
the implications of saving wage. Saw
ing some of their money the workers will
become capitalists, as vast numbers of
them always have been. They will have to
find work for their money to do or they
will derive insufficient benefit from their
thrift. They will look for good invest
ments. What more natural than for
railroad man to invest in railroad Sc
curities? That's the industry of which he
knows most.
A lot of him becoming stockholders in
the company for which he works he would
have voice in management, which is
what he has wanted. Then it should be
simple to maintain peace between man.
ayers and men. And there would be less
agitation for harder governmental restric-
tons on common carriers. That realized
would be great gain for the country.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
Safety Pin Had Travelled.

Playing with an open safety pin
when she was two years old a Nova
Scotia child accidentally swallowed It,
The child was ailing from that day
until is months later. when she COM
planned Of pain In her side. Upon
examination II was found that an abs
cess was forming just above the hip
bone and the surgeon decided that II
must be lanced. The safety-pin was
found when the abscess as opened. II
had In some way worked through the
lining of the child's stomach. The
child regained her health soon after.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

Mina-Southefn Pacific Co., an
nounces adjustment of freight rates
to Nina and Fernley branches.
Tonopah-Large deposit of high
grade ore opened in Halifax prop
erty.
Candaleria-Important strike re-
ported on Luck Hill claims of Can
daleria Mines Co.
fioche-Prince Consolidated Min
ing q Smelling company resumes
operations.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

The clerk who presides over the In
formation desk In the Office Of the COL
lector Of internal revenue In Detroit
suffered the loss of her eyeglasses In q
manner which she believes Is unique.
She was waiting for street car when
a gust Of wind tore her glasses from
her nose and whisked them across the
crowded street. Inquiring Of persons
on the other side Of the street, she was
told that the glasses blew into the
hands Of q surprised boy standing at
the curb.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
.rhs First 100 YEAR,

~Oh, g0ody-goody." yelled the con-
Wet. az he was being taken to his
cell to begin serving the l35-year SEN
tence imposed as a total for score
Of holdups.
you're Joyous guy for guy
that's In for 1856 years." growled the
jailer.
THAT'S Just what makes me happy,
bo. I,was scared stiff the judge was
going to make It lifei"-American
Legion Weekly. tff
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
notRery Cookbook

| know a bank whereon the wild thyme
blows
Where ox-lips and the nodding violet
grows
Quite over-canopled with lush woodbine
With sweet musk roses and with eglan-
tine.
-Shak espeare
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

The worlds 80 fairest women are to be
picked by photographer. Here and there
considerable interest will be found in who
the other 81 can be.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
Nu. w. s.4
Copyright 1914. western Nswsp.p.r u,,o.

The landlords Of Rome have formed
league for their mutual protection
and have pledged themselves to nav
no more taxes until certain govern
mental restrictions, which are regard.
ed as unjust. have been removed.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

Jess Willard is again talking comeback.
This has given rise to an opinion that Jess
is Democrat.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02
GOOD THINGS FOR THE FAMILY

EVERYBODY in the household likes
- cinnamon rolls or cinnamon buns.
The following Is a reliable recipe:
Take one cupful each of milk, water
and sugar. two eggs, three-fourths Of
a cupful Of shortening. one yeast cake
and a teaspoonful of salt. Scald the
milk and while II Is still hot pour II
over the shortening and add the sugar
and hot water; when cool add the
yeast cake which has been softened In
one-half cupful of water, add the salt
and enough -four to make a batter
which drops from the spoon. Beat
1t thoroughly and let stand In a warm
place over night. In the morning add
the well beaten eggs and flour to
make a dough which can be kneeded I;
knead lightly and well. put back into
well buttered bowl and let rise until
double Its bulk. Separate into two
parts and roll out into a sheet. Spread
this with soft butter. brown sugar,
cinnamon and we'll washed and dried
currants. Roll In long roll and cut
the buns In inch slices. Place them
In pan and set In a warm place to
become light. Bake In moderate oven
with CRATE under them X there IL
danger Of burning.
II the family likes sticky buns put
one tablespoonful Of butter, one-half
cupful Of brown sugar, one-half cup
full Of strip. and one-half cupful of
water In a sauce pan and boil until
thick. Add currants to II. When the
buns are baked turn them upside down
and spread this mixture evenly over
the sides and bottom Of the bunA
plmento Cheese Rolls.
Roll out raised dough like the
above cinnamon bun mixture, spread
with a layer Of softened butter, then
with pimento cheese. Roll up and
cut In slices one Inch thick, place cut
sides up In a creased pan. let rise until
light and bake In a moderate oven.
A good finish for a plain raisin cake
Is to spread II while hot very gener.
ously with butter, then sprinkle with a
mixture Of cinnamon and powdered
sugar, using teaspoonful Of cinnamon
to one-half cupful Of sugar-more II
desired.
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

EFFECTIVE
"Ever bothered with trampe out
your way?"
mo. have q sign on the gate
reading: We are vegetarians. but
our dog INIT"
The silver state. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1909-1925, 1922-12-02

EAcL8 MEETING pATEe
Regular nlpetingB Of Wlun14eece
Aerie No. 4e7, 1fatsrnsl 0gdS9 a
Eagles, are held On TIE = I'D "a!
i ,s.sts Ho1dsy sys1h 4Lsasss
Eagles are cordially inVitsd y "
tend all sessions.
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