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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
OF
LUTHERANS WILL
OPEN TONIGHT

Toledo, Ohio, May s.-The national
biennial convention of the Lutheran
brotherhood Of America, will open
several hundred delegates from all
parts of the country in attendance.
The convention will continue through
Thursday.
PRINCIPAL among the speakers on to-
nights prokram will be Governor
Preus of Minnesota.
Other speakers on the convention
program include DR.. Lauritz Larsen.
president of the National Lutheran
council, an organization said to have
a membership OF more than 2,500.000
and Lars w. Boo. president of st. Olaf
coIlegS.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
MERCHANT MARINE
BILL TO COME UP
BEFORE CONFERENCE

Washington, May s.-The admins.
tration's merchant marine bill now
pending Will be discussed at the White
House conference tonight, to which
President Harding has invited the
Republican members Of the senate
commerce ana house merchant marine
committees. Although those invited
had rot beSn informed q to the exact
purpose Of the conference, it was un-
deraeood to be the purpose OF the
president to urge passage Of the bill
during the present session Of con-
groeA.
Although doubt has been expressed
BY some Republican leaders as to the
p~ossdbiity of passing the measure at
this session assurances recently have
been given the president that it might
be poesihle to: ecure senate action
while the tariff bin was in conference.
The president, II. is understood, has,
Tor some time, been contemplating
pressure; for early enactment of the
measure.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
SAYS TARIFF Bill
"~BENEFlCIARIES"
HOUND SENATORS

Washington, May s.--charges were
made IN the senate BY Senator King,
Democrat. Utah, that many OF the
.'benefic4Aries'' OF the. pending tariff
Sbtll Sill are in Warrington "pursuins
and bounding Republican members
Of the senate finance committee de
rnAadintss ettli hishss rates. OF duty
tnSAAastAe1eseH 4 thses .ss' !. II sNe-e
seNf ~ db6fAt thsass Representatives, OF
these predatory interests CO. home"
asked tnAs senator : THE hearings. on
the tariff were closet months ago ana
the hleAsnre has been. reptrted to the
senate. but they nnger here for the
Dhrpobc' Of bringing ali pressure pos
sible to bear - Republican commit
tee man, on the tariff bloc, perhaps,
ana possibly on the. agriculture bloc"
Senator Kings charges followed a
statement by Chairman McCpmber Of
the hnahce committee that the ma
jofity committeeman we're meeting
daily to consider the tariff bill.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
CONVICT OFFERED
BIG SUM FOR LAND
WHERE OIL IS FOUND

Jefferson City. Mo-, May lib. p.
Hayes, negro convict In the stAtN
penitentiary here, has received two
offers for OIL interest, me purporting
to be two million dollars, And the
ether $1,000 GOO, prison ofhcials said
today.
Hayes is said to be the owner. Of
100 acres Of land in Msx4eo. The
report Is thAtithere is oil IN his hold
,ings and that Hayes has recently been
advised not to sell the land Tor, less
than 81, 0eo, eoO.5. The convict, who IL
serving three years In the state pNni-
Tertiary for forgery, resents being
referred to as a negro. He contends
ne is part indian.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
FIVE BURNED 10
DEATH WHEN E0)
GOES UP THAMES

Marenso,. MS. May Sy-F1ys per-
SONS burned 70 d4aths hhsre late
last night IN i IRE which deatroyed
the home Of august BDurhs. II.
The dead arr: g
August Bourke, u, s and four
children, Harold q. Walter 5, Helen
3 And verna 3. The mother and two
children. n a Mx-monthAt- old baby
were saved BY the father, who lost
his life in an attempt to save the res
manning children. The fre il said TO
have started, from an incubator In the
basement of the home. The family
was asleep.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
Fire Wrecks Plant
OF Des Moines News

Des Moines, Iowa, May 9.-Fire of
unknown origin. starting in the paper
storage room of the Des Moines News,
shortly before 3 o'clock this morning,
wrecked the newspaper plant n
Quilted the entire. News Arcade build
ing. LOSS to the News plant Is esti-
mated at 500, 900.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
FIRE DESTROYS sAWM1l.l.

Hayward, Wis. May S.-FYre Nom
day afternoon completely wiped out
the Edward Hines Lumber company's
abandoned sAwmill and the graded
school building hero and then threat
ened to destroy several city blocks.
troll After\help. arrived from Ashland
and Spooner. Damage will amount
into the thousands. School children
were dismissed before the school
building caught on IRE. The mill had
not been used for four or five years.
The IRE started IN the lumber yards
OF the mill. Origin u uhknow1e
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
C0NFERENCEO N
RATES TO BE
HELD MAY 20
Fifteen Leading Railroad
Heads Invited to Meeting
at White House.

Washington, May 9.-F1tteen 81
the leading railroad executives Of the
country have been invited to a dinner
~eoA!erence May TO-, at the white
1.-THE Interstate Commerce. C,ofnm;s-
sion, which recently concluded an in.
aairy into general transportation
levels mai reported to President Hard.
ii1g ,llt was stated today at the white
DHouse that 1t does not, possess the
authority under the law :. determine
Is General policies involved in rate
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
CALLS FOR
SPENDING $4,000
in LATIN AMERICA

Warrington, May s.-Expenditure
of about $170, 900 in Latin America
by the government during the COM
ing fiscal year is called for under
plans now being, perfected by the
commerce department for the ex-
pAnston OF American trade IN the
southern continent. The sam is
about $4,000 more than has been
spent for that purpose during the
present fiscal year.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
rAns 10 ADD no SURPLUS.

Minneapolis, May S.-F'or the frst
time IN more than 20 years, the Min
neApois, st. Paul and Sau1t Ste.
Marie railway failed In its net income
during 1891 to add to the surplus Of
the system according to the annual
report Issued today.
Gross earnings OF the road for 1921
amounted to $~42.745.42S. and operat-
Ing expenses were $~3S,755.3s9, max
ing net earnings ~$2,9eo.040. Income
from other sources made the total
$4.1t4,s4s. With fixed charges
amounting to III, 2o2.31S deducted,
the depletion in the surplus amounted
to Sc, 2$7,672.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
RAIsuLI FORCES CHECKm.

Madrid. May 9.-lBy the Associ-
ated Press .)-Tazarut has been sur
rounded and the retreat Of the bandit
Raisuli has been cut off, according
to an omcial statement outlining the
latest Spanish operation in Morocco.
The enemy's morale is said tt have
been greatly affected by Yesterdays
operations, in which H~amido-El-
Succan, Raisuli's principal lieutenant.
lost his life, several aides were killed
and Chief Hertiti va wounded.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
IN SALT
SEA SENDS MUD
200 FEET IN AIR:

Ell Centre, Cal, May IA spec
tacular. eruption of the mud geyscfs
in Salt sea, near here, sent mud
smoke and steam W hundredMfeets
into the aif, according to the report
here today Of d number of nersons.
Aho witnessed the phenomenon. The
ERUPTION came without warning 3and
continued twenty minutes.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09

90 my own
homework, could not
Ileep at night and
III kinds of queer
thoughts would come
to me. Finally
gave upgoing'b tho
doctor and . friend
told me Of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
After the first bottle
I could sleep bsttG
and I have kept ON
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
Am rCasr DETERMINATIONS.

Moorhead, Nay Bach Of the dx
American Legion posts in Clay county
FOR Memorial Aay By the county com
missoners. The board also named
weed inspectets for EACH DISTRICT OF
the county for thtas~ummer.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
ADVERTISEMENT.
ADVERTISEMENT.
QUEER FEELINGS
At MIDDLE AGE
Women Should Knew Hsw Lydia E.
Pinkhan's Vegetable Conpsrnd
Help. 1t III. Trying Period

Sheboygan, Wisconsin.--'T was rm
down, tired md nervous. I could not
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
mo HAV1E M1NIATuHE COURSE.

TO HAVE MINIATURE COURSE.
st. Louis, NO, May An electri-
cally lighted nine hole golf putting
Nurse rs being constructed by the
North Hills Country club here. OnY-
cials Of the club declare the minia-
turc course Is being installed to en-
courage night playing.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09

Genoa, May 9.---(By The Assocdat-
Press.)-:The principal European
f1istAkable hints by tho American AM
haseador, Richard Washburns Child,
that the United States maintains il
consistent standpoint regarding any
private or general arrangement for
commercial and Industrial privileges
IN Russia, and that no such arrange
r1ents can be recognized by the Unit
ed Staten, rays Henry Wickhaln Steed,
editor OF the Times, Of London.
He adds that whatever agreement
has been or may be made must be at
fected by the American attitude. un-
less and until equality Of industrial
opportunity in Russia is assured on
principles and ,by means which the
United States can recognize.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09

.CoAnt Dc PcrotGi de La Hpcdn.
From both Paris and WA41aineNon
comes the rurfor that jules. Jean
'Juaserand is soon to be succeeded al
French ambassador to the II. g.. by
Count de Peretti de La RoccA in the
near future. Displeasure over AM
boaBAdor Jusserand's showing at the
arms pariey and his Vows on other
tffees previous to that are given as
the reason for the expected change.
Count Dc La Rocca is now political
director Of the French foreign Office.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09

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feet. Use 'TIZ' and forget your foot
misery. All! how {coniforta bic your
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any druggist Or department store.
Don't suffer. Have good feet, glad
feet, feet that swell. never hurt.
never get tired, A years foot com-.
fort guaranteed for a few cents.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
WORKING Out New Note.

Genoa, May 9.-lBy The Associated
Press -English and Italian dele
gates to the economic conference met
today with the members of the Rus
sian delegation and began working out
a new formula concerning the restora-
ton Of foreign property in Russia,
said an announcement this afternoon
by the French delegation. The an
inounccment said it was hoped to de-
wise a new clause in the Russian MEM
oranduna which would satisfy Belgium
and therefore. France,
Belgium. although not participant
ing, is being kept in touch with these
Informal negotiations.
The essence of the new suggestion
Is the insertion OF a clause which
would contain the general declaration
thai h property of foreigners would
not in any ven be turned over to
third parties by the Russian govern
ment. thus meeting the main Belgian
objection to the present document.
The French representatives this aft
ernoon admitted that they were more
optimistic than they were two days
ago. {
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
ADVERTISEMENT.
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SORE, TIRED FEET

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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-05-09
DIRECTS TO ONE
CLAUSE WRITTEN
IN MEMORANDUM

tconanued From Page /,
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
WE'LL SAY so!
CONCLUDING CHAPTER.

A TERRIBLE accident hap
A pened in a street car the
"A other day. A woman had
her eye on q seat and q man sat
right down on Il. n
Farmers in Iowa are strong Tor
the return of hard liquor. Wall.
isn't that Just about where the
Vets beginf
Christmas is coming and q lot
OF people are busting Off the gifts
they got last year to give to some.
body else this Yuletids.
A safe blower was arrested
while working over a safe he
couldn't open. His comment was,
That safe is not what It's
cracked UP to be!'
Some women thave no aim in
life. but you can wager they're
not the ones who kill their hus-
bands. =
A man fell down a Fifth avenue
manhole the other way while
watching girl with short skirt
get aboard a bus, which caused
an Irish cop on the beat to re-
mark, "wimmin shure cause the
downfall of manr' Ys
Some wives are heartless de-
spite the fact they've won q mans
heart. E
There 10 q great controversy on
az to which IL the greatest Amer.
lean industry clothing. sstssl. Or
the movies. but, evidently they'v.
overlooked bootisssing.
Perhaps the reason % many
women keep money In their stocie-
ings is because they always draw
the interest-of man. ,i
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
a BE supply.

Mrs. De styis--You make 90
much home brew. Where DO you
get all OF your empty bottlssi
Mrs. nhnnbusts--why. my hus-
band Ampires baii games. and
after the game We gather In al
ths bottlss thrOwA - Ains
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
MRdbury.
I Says
BY John p. Medbury.

BY John p. Medbury.
n N Eastern college professor
~ says that the dictionary is
the best book person
can read. Maybe he's CORRECT,
but It's not half a. interesting as
Tho sheik."
MOST peopls like a love story.
and the dictionary has no
plot to It.
THE average author credits his
reader with q little inteili.
gsnc@ but Mr.. webster explains
himself a. he goes along.
He may have written a good
book. but he'll never make
any money out Of the moving
picture rights to It. ..-
HE has about as much chance
OF getting his dictionary on
the screen as you have of dram.
atixing the telephone book.
EVERYBODY can understand
Horatio Alger's literature.
but Webster uses a lot Of big
words that nobody ever heard of.
He could have relieved the mo-
notony a little by mixing
them up bit, but no, he has to
put them In alphabetical order.
COME writers get a dollar a
word for their stories. Web
ster has q lot Of them In his book
which are worth five or ten
bucks. + #
WHILE every home has q die
tionary. you never see any
romantic dame sitting up all
night reading It.
THn only time she ever looks
at the book Ii after she's had
Q cenvsrsation over the phone
wlth some guy from Boston.
HE uses . lot OF big words, and
- she hunts them up to find out
whether he's educated or calling
Ass names. y
0NE dame thought her sweet
heart was smarter than Web
stsr because he used several words
that weren't In Mr.. webster's
novel. ..
CHE finally found them, but you
~ couldn't convince her that the
author of the dictionary hadn't
put them in the wrong place.
CHE thinks he's dumb Just be-
- cause he can only spell them
one way when she spells them
four or ffvs.
NOAH WEBSTER spent half of
his life writing the dictionary
and the other half trying to sell It.
YoU never find any profane
: words in this guy webster's
magazine because people never
swore In his time, They didn't
have prohibition then.
. IT'S own dictionary was the
only thing that was dry in
those days.
COLLE0E professors urge us to
- read the dictionary and, learn
the English language. but it's no
USE Just n soon as man learns
how TO speak he goes and gets
married.
tCopyrisht, 1888. By King Features
Syndicate, Inc.)
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

Written So q C0sgressy,sdn Cen
Read and UndersfaAd After Trdns-
lation from the chirsse of HoUs
Hss YsHs
Per Nat M. Dorfman:
CONCLUDING CHAPTER.
wv HILE great strides had
" been made in science and
invention up to this 4
period. the greatest invention did
not hit the world q solar piexus
blow in the midriff until Cook dis
covered the North Pole! The King
Of Denmark was the first to greet
this noble explorer as soon al he
had paid hush money in the form
Of gum drops to his Eskimo guides.
Royalty gave him q warm recep- (
tion privately. but when the de-
ception became public. everybody /.
gave him the cold shoulder. This
broke the heart Of Danish royalty.
but It also broke up the American
royalties Cook was getting for his !
lectures. SO both broke about even.
The world war was now rapidly
approaching. We knew II was
approaching because the Kaiser
went shopping one year and
bought himself s5s of the finest
uniforms ever built.
After the struggle had been set.
tied the question arose as to who
started 1t. just as IL the Kaiser
was keeping II q secret. ,
Another question of Importance
was what to do with the Kaiser.
As a matter of fact. nobody want
ed anything to do. with him. yet
something had to be done. The
allies thought II they Kept him
alone he would come to q sad end
in his own Kaiser-Iike fashion.
And the allies were right. He
brought a most terrible punish.
fnent on himself. He went and
got married.
THE END.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
BELIEVE TIT

IN HAT anyone 10 pesvsdi when fltnN
q vaSrant breese reveals 1sssar
u good taste in hosiery--- ss,,k #
That strictly fresh" esss srsa 80
any fresher than fresh ones-~ 70 srs
Th.. JAM Is ready for the last 4 "a
s 10 sbe
That 4 No. foot II ever corn hes<
Portable In a ~ shoe eat h.ta
THAT Mrs.. Terrible Turk svsr 49,
bosses her husband ~
That kids who yawp ali ntsAt .s,r.c
are little ansei "a nssh
That the holiday spirit cores siAssa
In bottles ,s
What Did You See Today?
Biinks-That SRI has . pretty "a
pair OF ankles, hasn't shef Fsiss s1s
Jinr-well. Il depsnds On thsssD
po'h' Oh y'eW. y'eW.-. s1mce
A word to the vie h not sss. saes
ficisnt. ss.LS,,k
when . dance b over novsdayn =
the gentleman instead Of the ladv
10 wearing the rouge. sssa
One professional wrestler hA6n -
bought lot OF furniture On ther4
plan. and now the deal-s>4 &
or 10 learning the finer psints ~ 80,
catch catch-can. .8 No.
One golf tool 10 called puttse
because lot Of old gentlemen
putter around with ~ tnfH q
...pr,,ssic acid" says n scientist 49,
IN his book, ''is deadly poison. "
One drop of II on the h~d Of your
tongue would kiil 6ss.r 49,. f',sr
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
Jimmie Misunderstood.

Father told Jimmie that his
nsw baby sister was brought By
. Or. Mary walker.
Later mother told Jimmie that
his new baby sister was brought
by . iong-iegged bird.
still later. when grandma
asked jimmie who brought his
new baby sister. the little fellow
replied: e.
"A ions-iessed bird named DR..
Mary walker"
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

One golf tool 10 called . puttse
because q lot Of old gentlemen
putter around with NJ ~
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
FASHION NOTES

~ ATENT leather shoes ana
spats will be popular. Some
- Of the spats win result In
court proceedings.
II b rumored that many Of our
prominent divorces win wear
renovated furs.
Banlrsrs win become less In
terestsd In rolling stock and moro
interested In rolling stockings.
Hats win BE- worn tilted to a
greater degree than heretofore.
Debutantes win set their caps as
usual.
n n predicted that there will
be very little trimming this year.
No doubt millionaires, whose es-
capades with chorus girls have
not been 20 cheap, viii be glad
20 read this news.
Gowns WIN be worn longer.
Caused by the scarcity OF money
brought about by stock losses.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

''Prissic acid" says scientist 4.
IN his book, is n deadly poison "
One drop Of II on the N',d Of your
tongue would I'm . daG.r sa ao
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

CoLLEGE professors urge us to
- read the dictionary and, learn
the English language. but it's no
ase.-Just ~ soon as q man learns
how to speak he goes and gets
married. :.
tCopyrisht, 1873. By King Features
y Syndicate, Inc
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
What Did You See Today7

bought q lot Of furniture On thstl
installment plan. and now the deal-ssl
or - learning the finer psints ~,
catch 8 t''t'
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

Perhaps the reason % many
women keep money In their stocss-v
ings is because they always draw
the interested man. ,5
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

IN HAT anyone 10 pesvsdl when
vagrant brecse reveals ;.
u good taste in hosiery ~.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

He has about as much chance
or getting his dictionary on
the screen as you have Of dram
atixing the telephone book.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08
Inlines of.
History

Written So a Congressrsaw Cen
Read and UndsrsfaAd After Trdns-
lation from the chirsss Of HoTs
Hss Yeus
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

EVERYBODY can understand
Horatio Alger's literature.
but Webster uses lot Of big
words that nobody ever heard Of.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

He may have written a good
4 book. but he'll never make
any money out Of the moving
picture rights to It.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

HIS own dictionary was the
only thing that was dry in
those days.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

That kids who yawp all night .sins-
ara, 'iittie anseis"- r.sf
rhat the holiday spirit comes HlAss
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

He could have relieved the mo-
notony little by mixing
them up bit, but no, he has to
put them In alphabetical order.
The Washington times., 1922-12-08

0NB dame thought her sweet
- heart was smarter than Web
stsr because he used several words
that weren't In Mr.. webster's
novel.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-08-23
WQMAN'S COMPLEX LIFE

W"man's complex life. with its
uultiiudinpus calls. !s given as the
reason for many nervous break
down. Home work social obltga-
toms. dressmakinE and tho care Of
.hildrDl keep tho goth century woma n
iu "hiri'"ind of activity until head
aches develop haCkache nervousness
and oltcntim"s more serious ills
which arc peculiar To her sex alone.
such women should no, despair. hut
10 guided by IN" letters so often
published IN this paper from women
who hav" he"n in just such condi-
toms. hut wh" have hc"n restored to
health by Lydia r.. iiukham's N.rc-
tahl" Compound.
This Is root and herb medicine
'h't contains no drugs and can b."
taken in safety by any woman-Ady.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-08-23
FRy~tt~ Miners tot Marc

ilTTSR' RICH. AUG - general
'ncr"as" In wages Tor miners and
COX. workers In tho Favcitc rorinr
VIII become "perstiv. tomorrow. n,
""cam" known her" lat. today whom
independent companies said ,bc,.
we're prepared TO snn"gnc" a scale
which viii he tho sam" 80 thar Of
I'z". continuation was withheld hy
IN. IL. :. F'ricH Coke COMPANY. The
most important interest. hu, tho in
dependents made n" secre, of their
intentions.
ph" new seal" will cmbodv in
rt"as"s from 30 To IS per cent for
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-08-23
Peach Cons rive

Make the conscrv" exactly like
Jam. hut just az IL begins 30 hoil
down add t"aspoonful OF mixed
spices, tca"upful NJ fresh red
ros" leaves. three tablnSpoonfulS
az orange flower navoring. a tea
"upful or chopped. hlanCh"d. sweet
almonds. and a hall teaspoonful
each OF grated orang" peel and
lemon peel. Cook this mixture
down To the desired consiptoncv.
;h"n turn into glasses. Whom cold
cover. The conserve should not
he 10" stlN 10 slip from tho spoon
readily. This conserve is good to
S"rr" with IL" cream or with
crackers aud cream cheese for at
i"rn"on tea.