The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-02-03

flKNfulN htll~OfUtui WHICH Ah'y ~
parcntly practiced.
Friend 2-"And Mrs. Dow always
had a party on that dsy--something
she said, that her husband couldn't
get into his paper. How the Dows' did
deceive each other Why do you
know that man actually carries Dice
around in his pockets-for no one
knows how long until he was finally
apprchcndcd az public luncheon
Only an India mind reader could
guoss what a really dagerous. charac-
ter be might have developed into.
You know Mrs. Walter Posey did a
great deal to improve her husbands
golf She used 10 20 out 10 the links
and get in some good secret practice,
on Wednesday 80 that Walter had 20
exert himself TO keep up with her
score"
When ! Marry, I'm going
10 marry a Rotnrinn."
Grand well. my dear, II you DO,
don't neglect him, Ike Effie Wilson
and Francis Rix-chasing all over
town getting up RECIPES for q cook
hook You'll DO well 10 find one.
w your Grandmas day there were
only two single Rotarians mice young
men tool, but some how the girls
seemed willing 20 let them stay sin
gle Then you know dear, there can
be only one representative from each
profession. Every profession can
think u except a fisherman"
lntcrrupting Grand; your
club had fisherman. Wasn't Neil
Wright a fishermanq"
Grand Why no child, what ever
gave you that deaf"
Girl Well heard Grand say
that Neil Wright sure did pull the
eork under told ladies' laugh.
Girl" Auntie, didn't Rotary cause
one man 70 lose his mind7"
Friend 2--"Why no, child, not Roe
tary. No one knows what happened
10 poor Dalrymple He was suddenly
seized with mania for hunting
birds and would roam for hours
on the plains IN search ~ lost Ca
nary In his milder moments he
would talk Of the institution he was
building for homeless canary birds
hut his name still lives thanks to
he thoughtfulness Of Daddy Dickin-
son. Yes, Dalrymple bird seed has
helped make Lubbock famousW
Grl--"G Grand, there Is a Carnival
IN town 20 mite. may ! got"
Grand mo, no, child, such bois-
terousncss, such noise, confetti,
munching Of all manner Of messy
stuff IN public can not conceive
Of Granddaughter Of mine, thinking
~ such thingv
Girl--"But Grand. didn't you 60
% carnival once al the fair grounds.
Didn't they have confetti or rubber
balls, or anything like ihat7"
Fricnd--"Yes. TO be sure, yes, yes. F"
Friend Yes, do you remember,
rubber balls AN confetti--and hot
tomales. Mrs. Harper had never seen
hot tamallie--and she looked so
distressed when they gave her some,
she wanted TO know II there wasn't
some artistic way 90 partakc Of them
-or must she get her face down into
that mess 90 do i right?"
Grand--To girl. 1T was a private
carnival---very select ] assure you.
Invitations were sent out % that lit
lie town Of Plainview. Why, our
baptist minister was there helping 20
see to some very particular things
Yes, IL was model carnival--to be
sure--"
friends--"O yes, Quite"
Girl--"Well then Grand, may go
10 the swimming pool?"
Grand--"No child. that place is no
m place for lady--such swimming
suits-such loud fun"
Girl---"But Grand. didn't you 20
70 a party there once. to the tum-
Bile NJ"
Friends--"Wc did, we didw
Grand-"But that was an extreme
y proper affair, not exactly sedate,
but quite dignified. The swimmers
we're exceptional--in fact some Of
them couldn't swim at all--like Bill
Meador and DR.. Wagner. But Il was
glorious party"
Friends-"A real one"
Girl--"Grand. surely can 60 TO
the home talent show7" iitt
Grand--"No. not tonite. child
It's too rainy"
Child--"But didn't you very ladies
pull off little stunt like that oncei"
Friends--"We did, We didp'
Friend W.2-"Yes, but that was
so mild. so very mild. and so true,
20 true. indeed, half that might have
been told was never even limited at.
Yes. II was some stunt, some stuntY'
Friend Q-1--"Those were real en-
joyablc times, and the countless other
times when our husbands gave MS a
real treat during the evenings. There
Is no denying Il, we were mighty
rroud Of their work. and the things
they accomplished. the ideals they
sirove 10 maintain. We were rlad
TO be the wives Of srrh men and felt
honored that they should care TO in
cludc US IN their fun. Everyone
o. them was a type Of man TO be
proud Of"
Girl-"snch really noble menf
Why the songs Grandfather san~-