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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
WITH ~
T THE 81,
n!:N / W
HIS CAR

81 suppose you get great deal of
pleasure out OF your carr
NO, can't say that | do"
"Whnt'S the trouble"
"The cars all right, but Monday Is
mothers day to drive t.; ON Tuesday
the girls want It; Wednesday, prom.
iscd to let the hoy have it, and FrIdnv
and Saturday It has TO so in for re-.
pairs. Sunday, II am very good, they
lT me drive myself
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Practical Proof.

Doctor, I'm sure I'm get 1g all the
exercise l need"
There's no indication OF H.
mo wonder You have only looked
at my tongue But you lust ought to
see the soles Of my slices"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Hours and Minutes.

"Your constituents regard you az
the man OF the hour do they not?'
THEY used to-" replied Senator
Sorghum. But ut present I'm lucky
II they stand for twenty-minute
speech"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Johnny's Raw Joke.

Big Slster-Now, Johnny. we're
going to have my gentleman friend to
dinner and want you to eat at the
second table.
Johnny-rd just as soon. Pa says
he amt half.bakcd, anyway.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24

Ethel-Stella Is awfully affectIonate
mt times.
Clara Goodness, yes She even
kisses her husband in public,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Between Artists.

Won Smeer-You actors usually
oyerestlmate your ability.
De Foote Light--Yes! l know Of
several who imagine they can play
Hamlet" as wen as can.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
A Sure Winner.

80, Jack is a candidate for your
hand?'
Yes, machine candidate, you
might call hlm--he owns an automo-
bile"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Not Uncommon.

"I don't see how actors can simulate
n laugh so heartily"
Nonsense Don't we do It every
day at funny stories we have heard a
dozen tlmes?7
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
cause and Effect.

"What makes Mabel 50 stuck up2"
Haven't you heard? There's Il
mucilage company using her p oto-
graph as an advertisement"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
The Correct Answer.

The Teacher-You have failed In
geography again.
Bobble-No'm. You only asst me
did l know the capital OF Minnesota
an said didn't, which was true.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Lonely Responsibility.

"How many police have you in Grim
son Gulchf"
"Only one" replied Cactus Joe.
zone man can't keep order In as big
n place as this"
Don't expect him TO. All we want
with police force is to have some
one to blame when anything goes
wrong"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
He KneM she Would

Girls Father--what have you TO rec
ommend you as n son.ln.aw2
Suitor-Why-er--your daughter,
for one thing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Expert Testimony.

Ted-rom claims TO be quite golf
player What do you think?
Ned-Id rather wait until / hear
what his caddy says,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Ready to Substitute!

She-Tm just going to hug the ere.
place when we get in the parlor!
Hs--Why do that? I'm a brick =
Wayslde Tales.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24

He--I love you dearly. When
look at you can hardly control my
she-Isn't It funny? Whom 7 loo,
either. ''e''
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
A Switch in Time.

First oldtimer--Did you get many
switchings when you were kid7
Second oldtimer-Did /? Why, we
never had to get our orchard pruned.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Approprlatenesr

PenHed--Do you call that work OF
his high art?
Smere-Well the hanging committed
must have thought so. They skied
II.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Ianuuaues.

The languages diplomat should speak
On various occasions, are 30 many
That Oft the auditor will vainly seek
For the precise significance OF any.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
Daily Thouuht.

Truth is as impossible to be soiled
by any outward touch as the sunbeam
Milton. s.'''
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24
courtshln paxs.

Does the young man seem thrifty?"
We'll, he doesn't believe in wasting
gas replied Paw HoptOad.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24

Advice.
Boy. remember this advice,
Follow II forever:
Being smart Is always nice
Being hurtful, never.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-03-24

She: so Shea vampire In the
movies! Why doea che work. she's
married.
He: Her husband makes her.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08

lnl features ore included
~ vaudeville blll at The
fa. ~ the entire progzam
shess being enough v&risty
~ u acts to make up = good
- Offering.
~ nights andisncs as .
(vuling being By handicap
Cfeodon and Davis scored
- hit. The team. COM
+ 8 bobbsd haired girl in an
l6eed evening frock, and 4
- apatlsmAn in golf costume.
4 dialogue entitled II Could
R Yeu." BY putting hfghbrow
- d lowbroW conversations
- gains much Of the clever
Z TIE act. In the words oi
n1eeplins members Of the firm,
80 curves, lines and detOurs. =
nlne . close second was Joe
naagA and company. Their
- = pigs is Pigs"-three
- ~ girl and three very much
- pies4 The act b undeniably
~ IT funny enough to make q
= N . vaudeville crowd. The
- . especially well trained
~ Z custard pies the actors
6sily throw some substance
- to Be white paint, but
- locks like whipped cream Of
~ Fur Erretos are three mer
! 3 gifi who have some decided,
y stunts in hand Jumping and
llnnclng. Their act II entirely
~ q far as the vocal organs
y eeacerned.
M and White, I'm . Bit q
Ihplcsy," supposedly colored
y Z song and talk act. The port
hdy with the heavily plumet
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
Chin Sc.noA,

Robert 8. Robertson has gone to
Cuba to film scenes for "The Bright
Shawl" in the very locations de-
scribed by Joseph HergeshsiIner.
Richard Barthelmess mas grown
Isideburns just like Valentino's~al-
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08

Maurice Costello, old-time favor
lite, will be seen IN "Glimpsss Of
the Moon"
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
Wpssflar Il nm.

Ivan Ldn0w,. the wrestler. plays
| the role Of bolshevik leader IN En-
lemies Of Women" the Ibanex story
bsing filmed with Lionel Barry.
lmore Is star.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
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5gal,efs

Mems al leather Faust and
Cavalier Slippers, $50.
Mems tan lid or green Moroc-
CO Opera Slippers, $3.50.
Mems tan lid Everett styles
with flexible sole, s..
Mems Daniel Gfeen Comfy
Slippers in al styles at 500
and e2.5o.
WoEnon's Daniel Green Comfy
Slippers In blue, taupe and old
rose, leather or soft soles, @f.e6.
A complete stock Of Comfy
Slippers in all styles, for boys
and girls, $1-35 to $1.ss.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
For Women

TOT w OulGn
Onyx Wool Sports Hose in
fancy drop stitch weaves-
heather mixtures, SIPS.
Onyx. Silk and Wool. fancy
clocks, in brown, cOrdovan, Rus.
sian calf. castor, camel and
black, $3.25.
Onyx pure thread silk full
fashioned Hose, SIS.
Pointer, full fashioned pure
thread silk, $2.25.
As-You-Like-It, full fashioned
pure thread silk Hose in sand,
suede, neutral, mole, cocoa and
cordovan, $2.25.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08

Silk Hose
Wool Hose
Silk and Wool Hose
Fine Lisles
Madras PajamaS
Silk Pajamas
Handmade Ties
Imported Scarves
Silk.Knit Scarves
Dress Cravats sf
Sheep Skin Coats
Leather Boots
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08

Look Under the
Band of His Hat
Notice the size he now
wears, then with this in
formation you are pre-
pared to surprise him with
one of these handsome,
new Velours-the aristo-
crat of Hatdom. IS & 81.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
Give Yourself a Big Warm

Here's a practical gin to
yourself that will reflect your
good taste and judgment over
a long period of time.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08
Belts With Buckles
Make Ideal Gifts

A serviceable, practical
gift that never fails to win
a m ans appreciation.
Geiuine Cowhide Belts.
Soc to $3.50. Fancy
buckles SOC to 81.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-12-08

Leather Vests
Street Gloves
Cape or Arabian Mocha
Gloves
Driving Gloves
-
Gauntlets
Full Dress Gloves
Canes and Umbrellas
Blanket Bathrobes
Wool Bathrobes
Terry Cloth Robes
Silk Dressing Robes
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December 10, 1922

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Rights Reserved Registered u 8 Patent Once
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27

placing him on his own mule he
brought him to an inn, where he
bestowed every care on him. The next
day he took out two shillings and
gave them to the innkeeper.
Take care of him. he said, and
whatever further expense you are put
to. will repay it to you at my next
visit
to have acted like a fellow man to him
who fell among the robbers?"
THE one who showed him pity" he
replied
GO" said Jesus, land, act in the
same way"
Martha and Mary
AS they pursued their Journey He
came to a certain village, where a
woman named Martha welcomed Him
20 her house. She had a sister called
Mary, who seated herself at the Lord S
feet and listened to His teaching.
distracted in waiting at table, and she
came and said,
Master. do you not care that my
sister is leaving me to do all the
waiting? Tell her to assist me-
Martha, Martha" replied Jesus,
you are anxious and worried about
a multitude of things; and yet only
one thing is really necessary. Mary
has chosen the good portion and she
shall not be deprived of it,
The Lords Prayer
At one place where He was praying.
when He rose from His knees one of
His disciples said to Him,
Master, teach us to pray, just as
John taught his disciples"
So He said to them
When you pray, say, Father, may
Thy name be kept holy; let Thy
Kingdom come; give us day after day
our bread for the day; and forgive us
our sins. for We ourselves also forgive
every one who fails in his duty to US;
and bring us not into temptation
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27

Judge Heinz's ten head OF registered
Jerseys are his pet hobby, and he -
proud of them. One of his Jersey
cows, Pogis Beautiful. when she was
three years old, made the record OF
producing 527 pounds of butter and
$500 pounds of milk in 327 days.
This was an official test by the Amer
lean Jersey Cattle club. Her dauSh-
ter, Beauty's Raleigh Buttercup. who
will be three years old in October,
gave thirty pounds of milk a day
when she came fresh last September
and is still giving twenty-eight pounds
a day
Altho he has a man to care for his
herd, Judge Heinz does much of the
work, including milking. It is his am
bition to make each generation of his
Jerseys better than the last and in
this line his efforts have been very
successful.
Has Many Pets.
The herd of Jerseys and the fine
residence and grounds at Twenty
fifth and Pennsylvania avenue are
the admiration of all who pass that
way. The fox terrier and the bird
dog and the Persian cat are all Judge
Heinz's pets. Even the birds are tame
one pair of wrens having occupied the
same nest for six successive years.
But on the bench Judge Heinz Is a
different man. The city court is no
longer place to hurry thru the for
malities of a lawsuit that it may be
appealed to the district court for de-
cision. Attorneys have come to find
that the decision made in the court of
Topeka usually sticks. Moreover. they
and their clients have found that when
case is set for 8 o'clock in the morn
ing it is necessary to be there at that
hour. This rigid rule has resulted in
the work of the court running smooth
er and with less congestion There
are also fewer appeals than formerly
1t has further been found that cases
which come before the city court for
hearing must be adequately prepared.
And while Judge Heinz places more
weight upon facts than upon technf-
calities, complaints filed and suits
brought must be legally and technG=
cally right.
since Judge Heinz began his term
of service the courtroom has been
enlarged by the vacation Of the office
formerly occupied by the county farm
bureau, and the removal of the par
tition separating that and the old.
court room. The entire room was then
painted and vanished. new rubber.
lied flooring laid and a full jury box
for twelve men installed. The court
room is now spacious enough to ac-
commoda witnesses and spectators
for any trial held there.
yes, like my cows and Chickens
Judge Heinz confesses. II like TO
take care Of them and work about my
place. I believe that the man who
hits the ball hard while he IL
on the Job, and then relaxes by work.
ing around home like L do. will bene-.
tit by the diversion live longer and
be happier. He may not produce as
much work, but it Will be Of better
quality"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27
Is YEARS AGO IN Topeka
From the columns Of
THE TOPEKA STATE JOURNALf

May 27, 1897.
A convention of the Kansas Children
society was held yesterday at the Y NJ.
C. A rooms. The following board Of man
ayers was elected: J. T. Clark Jesse
Shaw, S. s. OFT, J. E. Minney, the Rev. u.
Miller. the Rev. J. B. McAfee, S. G. Stewart.
Mrs. Mary w. Hudson, the Rev. J. c. c.
Owens, j. w. Going, DIR. A. S. Embree,
Topeka j. Irwin Gabel, Holton Z. Stanley
and William Orr, Lawrence. The followin g
district superintendent were present: The
Rev. N. B. Wickman, Fort Scott; the Rev.
o. Burne, Fort Scott: Mrs. NJ. J. Stock
ton, Manhattan, and Miss Rose 2. ThralI
Wichita.
Miss Emma Dennis returned from Wash
ington Tuesday, where she has been spend
ing the winter.
The following is the program which will
be given next Monday evening at the meet
ing Of the Stedman club: Paper.
'.Mosaics." Mrs. L. II. CrandelI; poem, Mrs
J. r. Hague; paper, The Language of
Flowers" Mr.. b. b. Smythe; poem, Dr.
H w Roby; story, Lost Love-" Mrs. D.
McLarty.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27

The only apparent purpose for the
Organ iZation back in 1915 was to hold
an annual meeting for teachers it
was a state organization only in name.
Nearly all the members resided within
a seventy-five miles radius of Topeka.
saw Need of Organization.
Pinet saw the need of an organ
ization which would work for the
teachers of Kansas every day Of the
year. and developed this idea. The
annual meetings OF the association are
only means to an end The teach
ers are able to receive ideas OF school
work. which they would not receive
otherwise Four annual meetings are
held in four different cities. The as
sociatiOn has membership in all but
three of the los counties of Kansas
These three counties are the smallest
in population in Kansas. The count
ties having the largest membership
are: Sedgwick EOS; Crawford, ST.,
and Shawnee. 765.
The General Purpose.
The general purpose of the associa-
ton is 10 serve the interests of the
school teachers of Kansas. While
the association has no allegiance with
political parties it is interested in poll
cies and is in position to commend or
knock if the rights of teachers are
imposed upon.
Il arOuses interest among the teach
ers in the sessions of the legislature
will better school conditions in the
state. 1t was influential in securing
The school code commission law al the
last session of the legislature.
When it was proposed to cut teach
crs' salaries this spring. the associa-
tiOn interviewed and helped to do away
with the salary reductions.
\ few years ago the association in
fluenced the governor to insert a spe-
cial plea in his message to the leg
islaturc asking for a law to permit
increased tax lcvies for school epur-
poses and a bill granting a so per cent
increase was passed.
The association also publishes the
Kansas Teacher for its members 1t
contains the school news of Kansas.
The expenses for the issuing of the
magazine for year are $40. 900.
The Placement Bureau
A placement bureau was established
one year ago 1t endeavors to help
its members secure positions.
Pinet is a graduate of the Kansas
State Normal school at Emporia. He
worked his way thru college by work
ing on the EmpOria Gazette and writ
ing stories for Kansas City news
papers.
He received his first experience in
teaching in the Chanute schools and
previous to taking his present position
sons.
Pinet admits he was sick OF his
job the first two years He had only
small office in the Mills building
and very little to work with. 1t took
much of his time financing the Off
cial organ of the association
In 1919 he instituted the four meet
ing plan and the membership jumped
TO the $4,000 mark and has been
growing steadily ever since Piner
says he will never return to the teach
ing profession. The growth of the
association has been the growth of an
idea and he wishes to develop the idea
further.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27
SCHOOL ISSUES MAGAZINE
StrickIer's business College Puts Out
InspiratiOnaI Periodical.

InspirationaI Periodical.
Success. a Magazine for Future
Executives-Both Young Men and
Young Women" is the title of a
monthly publication which is being
issued by the management, faculty
and students of Strickler's Topeka
Business college.
The June issue of the magazine has
sixteen pages, eighteen half tone cuts,
and twelve special articles, as well as
editorial material.
The theme of most of the special
articles is the life history of men and
women who have advanced themselves
in life by application and training,
and each article has inspirational val
ue.
The list of contributors includes
Miss Lorraine E. Wooster. state su-
perintendent Of education; G. c. Sick
Ter, secretary of the Topeka Cham
Der of Commerce; NJ. H. Stricken,
president of the college; w. ]. Roth, j.
wright, Walter Jerome. c. E. Finney,
Ada Stahl and A. c. Horn.
Advice from executives who have
reached business prominence and po-
sition, and the stories of their en-
deavors 10 reach their present posi-
tons, from the starting point at the
bottom of the ladder. are the features
of most of the articles.
The magazine is illustrated with
views. of Topeka, of the offices of big
business houses in other cities. the
portraits of big business men, and of
the students who have done especially
notable work in the college.
Publication of the magazine started
in April
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27

I disciples to expel the spirit. but they
could not"
20 unbelieving and perverse
generation!" replied Jesus; chow long
shall I be with you and bear with
you? Bring your son here to meg
Now while the youth was coming,
| the spirit dashed him to the ground
| and cruelty convulsed him. But Jesus
youth and gave him back to his
father. And all were awe-struck at
the mighty power of God
Jesus predicts His Betrayal and
Death
And while every one was expressing
wonder at all that He was doing, He
said to His disciples,
LAS for you, store these my sayings
in your memory; for, before long, the
Son of Man will be betrayed into the
hands of men,
But they did not understand His
meaning: it was yelled from them that
they might not perceive it, and they
were afraid to ask Him about it.
Lessons in Humility and brotherIy
Love
Now there arose a dispute among
them, which of them was to be the
greatest. And Jesus, knowing the
reasoning that was in their hearts,
took a young child and made him
stand by His side and said to them,
whoever for my sake receives this
receives me. receives Him who sent
me. For the Iowliest among you all
he is the greatest
Rabbi" replied John, 1--WE have
seen a man making use of your name
to expel demons; and we forbad him,
because he does not come with us"
DO not forbid him." said Jesus.
for he who is not against you is on
your side"
UnfriendIy Samaritans
Him to be received up again into
Heaven, He proceeded with fixed
purpose towards Jerusalem. and sent
messengers before Him. They went
and entered a village of the Samaritans
to make ready for Him. But the
people there would not receive Him.
because He was evidently going to
Jerusalem. When the disciples James
and John saw this. they said,
Master, do you wish US to order
fire to come down from Heaven and
consume 'them?" q Kings i. 100
But He turned and rebuked them.
And they went to another village.
New Disciples put to the Test
And. as they proceeded on their
way. q, man came to Him and said.
Il will follow you wherever you CO."
The foxes have holes" said Jesus,
land the birds of the air have nests;
but the Son of Man has nowhere to
lay His head"
FOLLOW me-, He said to another.
Master" the man replied ALLOW
me first to go and bury my father
Leave the dead" Jesus rejoined,
ITO bury their own dead; but you
must go and announce far and wide
the coming of the Kingdom of God
Master said yet another, 81 will
follow you; but allow me first to go
and say goodbye to my friends at
home"
Jesus answered him
NO one who has put his hand to
the plough. and then looks behind
him, is fit for the Kingdom of God"
Evangelists
After this the Lord appointed
seventy others, and sent them before !
Him by twos, to go to every town or
place which He Himself intended to ]
visit And He addressed them thus:
The harvest Is abundant, but the /
reapers are few therefore entreat the |
Owner OF the harvest to send out more I
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27
B 7 YEARSIPLAN A new LAW
met Makes Success Legislature May Regulate the
ers' Association. Motor Transport Lines in State
IL Need for Strong To Control Use of Hard Surface
J Organization. Highways of Kansas.
IP NOW $4,000 RESULT OF COLORADO ACTION
enditure at Present Recent Decision Causes Much
Q Is $4,000. Commercially Be Adopted.
Takes Great Inter Passenger Bus Owners Sought
All LEGISLATION. Permission to Operate Line.
Frank /. Pinet Makes Success
of Teachers Association.
He Saw Big Need for Strong
Kansas Organization.
MEMBERSHIP NOW $4,000
Yearly Expenditure at Present
Time Is $4,000.
Association Takes Great Inter
est in All Legislation.

Frank L. Pinet, secretary Of the
Kansas State Teachers association,
will complete his seventh year in that
office. June 1. Under Pinet's leader
ship the association has grown from
a weak struggling organization to one
Of the strongest teachers associations
in the country 1t has made more
progress during this seven-year period
than all other periods of the life or
the association.
The membership when Pinet became
identified with the organization was
$500 as compared with $4,000 at
present. There are only 5000 teach
ers in Kansas The yearly expenditure
of the association in 1915 was S1O,OOO
and is now $4,000
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-05-27
HOW TO BE HAPPY
Judge Paul HI. Heinz Has New
Recreation System.
He ReIaxes by Working on His
Dairy Farm.
JERSEY COWS HIS HOBBY
Cow Produced $500 Pounds OF
Milk in 3s7 Days.
In Evening He DOns OVeraIis
and Milks Six Cows.
JERSEY COWS HIS HOBBY

The man who works hard at his
profession during business hours, then
goes home and digs in his garden and
relaxes from the strain of business,
will live longer, be happier and pro-
duce better quality work that the man
who tolls increasingly at the same
thing night and day.
That is the theory of Paul H. Heinz.
Judge of the court of Topeka. And he
practices what he breaches. One who
sees him on the bench in court, pre-
siding in a dignified manner in n law
suit. would little suspect that IN the
evening he dons overalls, and milks
a half a dozen cows.