Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-03-21
LADD|E BOY GIVES
HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY
BY NEAL r. O'HARA

administration caused relapse of
paper shortage getting out books.
That was principal reaction of 1920
election, next to official count of bal
| lots. But nothing like than can
happen again. Laddie Boy is out
with official memoirs before rest of
Harding cabinet can beat him to it.
Laddie Boy is official hound dog
of Gamaliel administration. They've
got to quit kicking him around. Says
SO himself in autobiography, which
we publish fully and exclusively to-
day.
BY Laddie Boy .
Hirnself, Not Moving PiCture0
Monday. Busy day today. Re.
ceived doglomatic representative
from Denmark. He's. a good Teller
and a great Dane. launched in
formally with Senator Poodle under
White House steps. Visited in after
noon by delegation from Anti-SalCon
league. Gave me list of hooch
hounds they want appointed. Also
demanded change in constitution to
permit shifting at suit cases with
out warrant. Aul1-OdlOOu ClldL-
! man barked all afternoon but re-
| fused to give him either "Woof' or
"Gr-r-r" for an answer.
Tuesday. Cable to state depart
ment says our doglomatic represen-
tative to Kennels of St. James
knocked over another plate of beans
while wagging his tail at the Johnny
Bulldogs. Lot OF growing in senate
about this. Some of senator's want
me to whistle his recall. Rather
quiet day otherwise. Anti-prohibs
! complain that Eighteenth amend
! ment is a failure. Say pedigreed
pups have all the stuff they want to
| lap up but mongrels NOPE around
with tongues hanging out. Also say
prohibition is driving dogs to drugs.
Claim thousands of em are shifting
today that never shifted before. Pro-
! hibition fanatics are simply driving
some dogs to hydrophobia. Must
take this up with cabinet.
| Wednesday. My old friend,
Pakingese, ambassador from China
dropped in to favor open door poll
| cy. Peke claims door is shut on
| him all the time and he never has
| chance to get out of the parlor. Also
| objects to excessive laundering he
is subjected to. Says he's washed
twice a day and combed out at same
time. Have to pity Pekf1gese, but
| can do nothing for him. AS long
as he looks like mop without a
handle, rest of diplodogmatic set is
going to bulldoze him. Went out
! for short romp in park today, but no
fun with these secret service blood
| hounds at your heels.
Thursday. Guess disarmament
conference will furnish results. Eng
fish bulldogs, Jap poodles and French
| lap dogs have agreed to have teeth
pulled out if 1 will do same. I am
going to dentists first, and will also
wear muzzle to prove good faith. No
use fighting all the time when you
can spend time more profitably
hunting for bones and nosing around
garbage cans. st. Bernard, the
Swiss doglomat, came to see me to-
day with parcel of brandy strapped
around his neck. He's a jolly good
fellow.
Friday. This farm bloc makes
me nervous. Upper Dog House has
! lots of prairie representatives that
stick together in solid pack Control
majority on head and tail vote, and
i I can't seem to scare 'em by rat
thing G. o. P. tin can. Make me so
mad I could bite few of 'em.
| Saturday. Bonus question has
got me scratching my head. Dogs
that saved world from going to the
! dachshunds now want bone for every
day they fought. Don't know where
we can raise the bones. We lent a
couple OF billion bones to Europe
! and they won't even give us back a
smell for interest. 1t certainly is
! great dogs life, if you don't weak