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Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17

Ncutucky Military Institute. at
rculc, thc winter cucampmcni
at i,au Galiic. Fla. staged a mild
mutiny tuesday when they rciuS
cl to eat their midday meal at
camp. directing 10 the seasoning
Of the food. and going to town
for their meal instead.
Alderman Leon klen, of Chic
ago. Ion introducing an ordinance
before the city council providing
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
6 90 Bites OF Finger

Mr. Ben >wopc had the misfor-
t.Hc ri losing ono OF his valuable
'H 'a-, week. while attempt
lu. ta ",in"' one OF his SONS.
N ..eH Lad developed an unusual
.nr.- Ior some OF his fine
hers. just ~ he attempted To-
la-,e1 tbs ring in the hogShip' >
sua-. She made a successful dash
for on" 81 the digitS OF his hand.
biting it completely off near the
second Joint. The finger was not
recovered Tor it went down the
csonl--us Of the enraged animal.
- l-a1ca- Record.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
ALL WORN OUT

Docs morning linJ you wish 2.
lame. stiff and aching back. Nr.
YOU tired al the timc-.ind ".tE
= burden: Have Won Suspected
vour ki1nc,S. Richmond g.y=.Ip
endorse Doan'S Kidney r'iis.
Ask yorr ncigil1or. Aou I'D
rely oil their statements.
Mrs. l.. y. Rings. Is Or-'lar.
street. Richmond. saws: "Doau.~
Kidney Pills cured me al an Az
tack Of kidney tro"blc THAI had
been bGthcring me Tor some time
[ had dull. nagging pains in The
small Of my bacl, and hips i,it
miserable every morning when J
got mp as / was So lame across
my back. When ! stopped over
| became dizzy and color.d
spcckS noa:cd before my ewes. ]
was nervous and felt tired ani
lan@liid all the time. My kidney,
didn't act right and ! made zap
my mind they were causing the
trouble. ! took n box OF Doan's
Kidney Pills and they soon cur
cd nc. Doans are a fine mcdi-
cine for kidney complaint
GOc ut all dealers. Foster-Alii-
burn Co. Mfgrs., Buffalo, y. Y.
mar 10 Il p.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
4 Timely Suggestion

The next time YOU have =
cough or cold try Chamberiaiu &,
cough Remedy. Ii Is pleasant
u s-ke and Won are sure To te
pleased with the relief which =,
affords. This remedy has a wide
reputation or the cures OF coughs
and colds. march
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
Close Pool Rccrzs At Midnight

~ NNF""IHTH.I I'IHSEl
Rus-cllvillc. Ky. Mar. H-Pool
rooms here are To- be closed be
tween midnight and six o'clock IN
tr- morning. according 10 a re
cert action OF the council. The
hours were fixed after a commit
tee from the Civic League had
presented q petition regarding
regulation Tor pool rooms.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
Miners Object

ny -NNaOtIlII'H II'-7T
Springfield. Mar. DiSap-
proval OF the appointment oi 2
governmental commission To- set
Hc the threatened coal strike
was expressed in a telegram sent
To- Secretary 81 Labor Davis by
Frank harrington. president "i
The Illinois mine workers. TODAY.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
Does This Mean Poultry {?

Providence. Ky. Mar. L.
Chickens and al other kinds Of
fowls arc prohibited from run
ming at large within the limits af
this city by an ordinance which
recently was passed by the city
council.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17

James Il. Howard. president OF
the american Farm Bureau Fed
Grafton. with headquarters in
Chicago. saws that business i
picking up and that farmers can
hook forward TO 1922 a q banner
crop wear.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
LATE NEWS NOTES

Henry !. Sites. oi tic Ncutuc-
Ky disabled service ner's beard
vii visit every county IN the
state q, soon Is possible 20 aid
Veterans IN securing Cnmpen>a-
ton due them from the federal
government.
Seventy oi the 104 -tUdcrtS q
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17

Mary Witt. n 70 wear old War
ron county giri. chased down
tua chicken t'.icvcS IN n car after
q icv hours swift run and cap
.urcd them.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
Here's Your Chance

fu=i received the best bargain
I'M used pianos ever been in town
a- Green's Piano Store phone 2qh
- in
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17

EASTERN Motor Co., Z East
Main street. We do work o. 800
kinds of cars. Give u~ Il trial g..
Grubb>. Prop. - tr
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-03-17
rheumatism at SO
S. S. {. Thoroughly Ride the BODY OF
Rheumatism Impurities.

Somebody's mother Is suffering TO-
ni-Lti The scouCc cf rheumatism
his wrecked lC- rud-. iimpug ard
F'lferinE, be1t forward, She sccs but
tia common ground, l-t Ier ays1
heart sfIu belongs 10 tho star! Dcs
anybody caI.9 = = =. Is one az tie
Erc1t,-t tl1Df-uurifi-Is; lr9wu. ahd {
helps build more blood cells. lts m.b
tciual iuETc' tents are purely ve=eta-
hle. u never cisarTaHrcs She stomach.
~ is. ia fact. q splendid tonic, = Elor.i
maker. q blood curicbcr. y hauishfs
rheumatism from joints. muscles aff
the entire body. II builds firm flesh.
10 IS what somebody's mother nee
toniciti Mother. if YOU c.In not -
out 20 got bottle or : &. s. yourself.
surely somebody in your family VIII.
Scmch1d-. get q bottle OF :. ;. S. now,
Let somebody's mother begin 70 feel
joyful AGAIN tonight. Maybe, maybe
its your mOthcri 5. s. :. Is sold at
all drug stores. in two sizes. = The
iarger sic IS the more economical
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
my LAD, I ENVY YOU"

Here you the soldier made blind in war, and the
patriot who got rich while the The gentle
man that got rich and stayed home tells the blind soldier
II envy you" Then he goes off and tells somebody
else that it would be dangerous at this tme in view
of the many demands the taxpayer, to
slider seriously bonus for the soldiers
The soldier is blind Luckily he cannot read all that
said about the good for leaving him where he
is at the mercy of poverty and small pension.
The second picture shows what has happened to
than one man who was told as he marched away that
the country could never do enough for him. 1t
a truthful statement for the country HASN'T done
enough fox MIN yet, hasn't done anything and apparent
ly it WILL Therefore it is be presumed that
it never COULD"
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
HUMAN
William AthertOn Du Puy-

Judge Charles l.. Bartlett, OF Georgia, tells
the story OF a country justice OF the peace who
had his troubles with city lawyer. As every
one in the country knows. the squires OF rural
Jurisprudence have little sympathy with slick
attorneys who come from other towns to plead
their cases and use a lot of hifaluting language.
On this day the city attorney appeared in the
midst OF a seasonal drought in that neighbor
hood The country squire had been for some
days awaiting an opportunity to attend to his
garden patch and small farm. He was partcu-
larly desirous of setting out lot OF potato
plants. a process long delayed because Of the
absence OF rain.
The case at issue trivial one so far as
litigation goes. and 1t happened that in the
midst of the argument wonderful rain came
up and flooded all the ground thereabouts.
Meanwhile the city lawyer. much to the annoy
ance of the rural Judge, talking on about
Supreme Court decisions and precedents about
which the rural justice of the peace knew moth
At last the country justice slammed the pages
of his code book together, arose and rendered
this Judgment:
The mind of the court is fully made up. The
court is going out 10 plant potato slips. When
these city lawyers get through talking they will
find the judgment Of the court duly written out
in the back of the code. Now the court is gone
to his potato patch
And when the Judgment rendered it
against the city lawyer.
william d. Hassett, newspaper man, is from
Vermont and tells the story OF old farmer
up there who had few friends and went through
life much disliked because Of his meroenary
habits. According to Mr.. Hassett this old
farmer was the final word in penuriousness and
a hard -fsted attitude toward his fellowman
At last he died and 1t was incumbent upon
the neighbors to attend his funeral. II seems
that II was customary in funeral services in
that neishborhood for some to approach the
bier of the dead and say few kind words in
appreciation OF the deceased. Various Yer
monters passed by the coffin of one Of the most
silent.
At last there came along old nelghbor who
felt that IL absolutely necessary that some
one should pay tribute to the man dead.
For almost moment he stood at the head
of his casket and his final tribute this:
HE was a great man to keep his barn door
closed"
That was the beginning and the end OF the
tribute to this old Vermonter whom no one liked.
Copyright, ls22)
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
REDUCE SIZE OF CONGRESS.
To the Editor:

TO the EultOT'
Earnings on capital invested in banks
trust. compan anies and insurance is limited by
the blue sky: railroads, and some other "regu-
lated institutions are, by act OF Congress-
limited to 6 per cent net earnings the farmers
are allowed by the recent act to earn 8 per
cent on their cooperative investments. We
want a square deal and not getting equal
rights to all"
There is no doubt that the National House
Of Representatives has degenerated in morals
and ability to the level of a State legislature,
and the only way TO help II is to reduce it's
membership. That cannot be done from inside
because of the selfish interest Of a majority
of the House members
II town meeting wants something done
they appoint a committee Of three; II they don't
want it. done they appoint fifteen or twenty
on the obmmittee and the enterprise dies. One
hundred men in the National House should be
limit
WILLIAM d. CARTER
---. Eredericksburg. Va,
The Washington times., 1922-03-09

One hundred leading clti-
" zens club together and
cast votes for new president.
Result is one hundred new
presidents.
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
Lorenz Defends CorsetA.

II frequently prescribe corsets modelled
after casts made Of the patients under my
observation" declared DR.. Adolf Lorerz.
the famous Austrian surgeon in a New
York Health Department clinic
Every woman should wear a corset :.
said Dr. Lorenz. THE corset not only
braces vital organs that need bracing, but
is a preventive OF spinal troubles.
II do not say that women should
squeeze their waists as once they did.
am referring to corsets OF today, de.
signed on common sense lines
"A corset gives to a woman the sense
Of being completely dressed and thus con.
tributes to her peace of mind, which is
han n0ficial"
The Washington times., 1922-03-09

Starving Ex-Sevce Mani "What! oue was nah
the msdal7 Why they told priceless" as much eX-
aggerated the promises made to the soldiers. And
if these pictures should stir up any itsrest-n Con
gress for instance-the space they occupy won't be
wasted. At any rate, it may give soldier little
gloomy satisfaction to have their presented in black
and white, if it can't be successfully presented in
Congress.
Some soldiers might like to read two choruses that
Arthur Young prints The first is supposed to be sung
when the soldier WENT AWAY to fight.
We're for you, hearty"
You're the noble party"i
"Give rousing cheer-o."
"You will be a hero"
"Oh, dandy doughboy."
The other was sung when the soldier came BACK ex
pectng that of the many promises would be made
good
You be a tramp, boy.
perhaps n scamp, boy.
"Wed like o help but"
Were for but"
Were thankful to but"
We've nothing just now, BUT"
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
2 Pictures of the Soldier

THE country that could find fifty thousand million
i dollars to fight in Europe, and that can't find
dollar for the soldiers bonus, that war is over,
might glance at these two pictures.
They are from The Soldier published by Arthur
Young who takes rather bitter view of life. Where
soldiers concerned the bitter view is justified.
The first picture is mixture of blindness and patriot
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
Reticent.

ITO what do you attrib.
ute your unusual success
In business?" tho inquisitivc
stranger asked.
ITO my habit OF not con.
fiding its secrets TO every
Tom. Dick and Harry" the
tired business man replied.
From Judge.
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
FUMING
in FIUME
BY BUGS" BAER.

GEoGRAPHIcAL disturb
ances have broken out in
Middle West, near beer and
far yeast. Once more gov
ernment has been over
thrown in F'iume and per-
feet disorder is maintained.
THIS is eleventh time that
Fiume has switched gov
ernment. Their national
bird should be the famous
E Texas tumble bug.
EVER since Gabrielle Dan
- nunzio captured that
town IL has been hotbed OF
cold cabinets. They gave
out no leases or contracts
with their elections. Best
you can get Is one day OPP
tion on your new office. No
Italian rebellion is complete
without -D'Annunzio. But
Gabe Is married now and
believes that one war at a
time Is enough for even
poets.
FIUME instructions are
= cut on patterns like
paper hats. First, military
takes knives away from
soldiers. Soldiers take forks
away from police, who dis.
arm citizens. After every
body is weaponless, they
start to battle with procla-
nations. Everybody pub
fishes manifestos stating
that all danger Is over and
no flivvers shall park near
fire plugs in vicinity OF any
riots.
nNE hundred leading citi-
Zens club together and
cast votes for new president.
Result is one hundred new
presidents.
II e b + l. LION starts all
over again and first
army that reaches telegraph
office wins premier battle of
Krupp operate season,
With postoffice, municipal
buildings and telegraph
lines in possession of contra.
bands, there is no communi-
cation between patriots and
outside world except by
dirigibles.
RUT no European nation
uses those things. They
build plenty of 'em, but
they're too wise to sail 'em:
they sell 'em to us and their
bill of sale is a message OF
coincidence. so world re-
mains in ignorance OF real
state of matters until It's
too late to interfere and
make them worse.
MAYBE it's all for best.
AVA Our ambassadors haven't
been guessing right much
lately.
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
Truth About
Alexandria
~ EMBERS Of the bar Of Alex
IA andria have conducted a
Lao.; ~, %hn J;,,oroo o,,;l


in that thriving Virginia city.
Handicapped by having no au-
thority to subpoena witnesses and
no power. to punish in case of
conviction, they have neverthe-
less done great good in bring
ing the matter forcibly to the at
tention of the community.
The condition that has existed
in Alexandria for several years
has been tolerated with the
knowledge Of some, but only a
few of Alexandria's righteous
people.
When The Washington Times,
at the suggestion of several prom
inent Virginians, first turned the
searchlight of publicity on condi-
tiens, Alexandria gasped, and de-
clared almost en- masse: "It
can't be true" Since then, how
ever, most of them have been
convinced.
The facts as. stated in The
Times have been only part of
the material available to the au-
thorities of the city, if they care
to make thorough investigation.
In the archives of The Times of
fee, as well as in the courts of
Virginia, are records which have
never been printed, and will not
be printed unless the people of
Alexandria demand them.
The Times did not give pub
licity to this evil for the purpose
of getting" anybody. The
Times has no AK to grind, no
enemies to punish. 1t has merely
acceded to the wish of some of
the better people in the COM
munity to bring the condition to
the attention of the public.
The Times has performed ac-
, curately and truthfully its func-
ton as a medium of information.
Many attempts have been made
to discredit statements in The
Times; such attempts have been
failures, for court records-many
of them unpublished-have fur
nished a dozen times as many
sources of facts as were necessary
to verify The Times statements.
This paper has no direct in
terest in Alexandria's divorce
evil other than to be of service
in wiping out a condition that
permitted men and women to be
sued without their knowledge.
This service has been per-
formed, as far as The Times is
logically able to perform it. 1t
is now up to the people of Alex
andria to take such steps as are
necessary to- clean up the evils
of the community, and to keep it
clean.
The Times is willing to help
them to restore the name of Alex
andria to it's place among the
clean cities. of the grand old State
of Virginia. 1t wants to give as
much publicity to the constructive
work of aiding Alexandria to take
her place with her sister towns,
as it has to exposing the secret
scandals that have held Alex
andria up to criticism before the
State and before other States for
years.
But it is the job Of the people
of the city and the State to clean
house. If they haven't enough
material to do it, or are still
skeptical that the evil exists, The
Times can give them more ma
terial.
1t is up to Alexandria.
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
Don t GiUe
Up the Ship
GIVE UP THE

Lawrence gave up his mortal life
, and won immortality in that sea
fight outside of Boston harbor,
nearly 100 years ago. 1t was in
the war with Britain in 1918.
We, the people of the United
States, send the same undaunted
command to our Senators in
Washington, unconsciously en-
gagged today in diplomatic conflict
with an invisible Britain.
"DON'T GIVE UP THE
SHIP"
James Lawrence had just as
sumed command of the Chesa-
peake./ He knew that the British
frigate Shannon lay thirty miles
out to sea. With the fearlessness
of the Americans of those earlier
days, he sailed forth to meet and
challenge the British craft.
After bloody engagement of
15 minutes, the Chesapeake was
taken. Captain Lawrence and his
boat were escorted to Halifax,
where, few days later, he died.
In the height of the battle,
while being carried below, fatally
wounded, Captain Lawrence
spoke the words which our Sena-
tors should hear today:
"DON'T GIVE UP , THE
SHIP"
A'curious contrast suggests it.
self as we compare this heroic in
cident of the War of 1872 with
the scene in our Senate today.
Captain Lawrence sailed forth
to challenge the British craft. On
the other hand, we have become
so friendly, officially at least,
with Britain, which has always
been our enemy, that we invite
her officers aboard our Ship of
State.
We ask them to make them
selves at home. We fairly insist
that they take possession and
command, and we wait upon their
wishes for our sailing orders.
You Senators, our servants, we
call out to you: "DONT GIVE
UP THE SHIP"
Can't you understand-as we,
the plain people, easily under
stand-the sinister meaning of
Lloyd Georges personal and Of
fetal gratitude to Balfour for the
"present" which he brought home
from Washington
That '"present" was the Amer
ican Ship of State, annexed to
the fleet of Britannia, which
rules the waves and seeks to
dominate the earth.
Defeat the Four-Power Pact,
you Senators, as We, the People,
want you to do. Don't give up
our ship. Don't mix our vessels
with the British fleet or with the
ships of other nations.
Captain Lawrence was un-
afraid of the British craft. But,
frankly, we have a suspicious
dread of British craftiness.
We have no fear of British
sailors. But, evidently, you Sena-
tors are no match for British
statesmen.
In our democracy, the People is
in command. We order you to
keep us out of engagements"
with other nations. We want no
pacts, alliances or entanglements.
We knew how to keep peace
with the world. We are strong
enough to protect ourselves.
"DON'T GIVE UP THE
The Washington times., 1922-03-09
I o u c q n

imagine t h e
feeling, when
you stand up
S t + a i G h t,
many soldiers
looking on, as
the medal is
pi n n e d on
y our breast,
a n d t h e IL
THIS picture.
"A
Say, if you
choose, t h a t
the picture is
e X a ggerated,
that compare
tiv e v few
starving men
are trying to
L a / S e money
on their war
medals. Pos
sibly, but no
picture ev er
made was half
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-01
ANOTHER MILESTONE.

front page of this issne
Of today publication on its wenty
ninth circuit 0
nerian a. weekly journal made its initial bow to the New
Iberia public July seventh 1894 and that date skipped
issue
Of paper, preserved quarter of century
constitute complete history Of the city and parish during that
reading anyone
development Of New iberia and through what efforts
this community emerged from the ordinary
the front rank of progress where
The development Of community the direct result Of the
vrrting nlannin strivio far ttim I ,4i tss .e'
little farther OF the hill side 0
Each week. for
fully recorded accomplishments 0 leading
sympahzed in
their failures rced with them their sprre
continued by Of hope and encouragement
evident, of Iberan
has this % prospects seemed bright has the future held
such there such spirit cooperation and optimistic
determination to
Whereas decades only few live boosting
time find almost the whole citizenship
and children bending their joint energies the
making iberia better
whole hearted cooperation, than before
The old has through than its share of be-
that Volume Number The
the and today Number One Of Volume Twenty Nine the
disastrous have had big
and low high and crops seemed that the end of
kind Nature smiled and Buntu Providence poured
blessings he and.
broken She has taken her victories with SMILE and her
ee with grim determination hang on stick to the job and
nd finally wins will.
opportunity great This of Community
of The town RIGHT NOW
a to The berans birthday today?
this!
while Development
accomplished without a
the The Iberian has rendered dur
the eight has been splendid service under
s founder, Mr. f. +. Willard. ht
years, present
we THE BERIAN help
help itself has for New Ibano
wishes, and
against financial interests where considered that the best
Of New iberia required it.
Old conclusive
of
continues with each
New Iberia and The beran shall this
work reless toward promoting the interests of the
without
city. without the boosting live
progressive medium of publicity.
iberia With all interests working together feel confident of
look Volume nine starting with
salts
together n a pull for the "IIome Town"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-01

Homeopathy in session here that
opportunity, privilege, encourage
ment and real genuine personal as
sistance in providing employment
outweigh any cash consideration
which can be offered by the govern
ment' to ex-soldiers. The payment
Of money, he says, is the poorest
kind of charity.
Perhaps if the general had won
his commission in the trenches Of
France instead Of in the private
practice of his profession in Marion,
O., he would not refer to a bonus of
any kind as charity" Chicago Tri-
bune.
Scarlet jackets, grenadier cross
belts and all the multi-colored mill
tary trappings of Colonial and Civil
War times will be mingled with the
olive drab of 1917 at the fourth an
nual national convention of the Am
erican Legion in New Orleans, Oct
ober 16 to 21.
Invitations have been issued to
twenty-five famous military organi-
cations to attend the Legion gather
ing and to march in the parade in
full uniform. The list includes the
Light Infantry Blues of Richmond,
Va. and the famous Cleveland GrayS
Perhaps the oldest organization ex-
pected to attend is the Ancient and
Honorable Artillery Company of
Boston whose history dates back to
the Massachusetts Bay Colony of
1888. It's picturesque uniform con-
sists of a dark blue dress coat, sea-
let collar and trousers of a lighter
shade.
Military units invited are from
New York, Philadelphia. Boston,
Washington, Richmond, Hartford
New Haven and from a number of
smaller cities.