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DOES A HEN CACkLE
AFTER LAYING AN EGG E3

THE statement that there Is a di-
- rect connection between the cac.
king Of hen and the laughter of u
person who is pleased may sound
strange, but it is nevertheless true.
The human animal-man-glves vent
to series of sounds originating in
his throat when something causes him
pleasure. These sounds we character
ize as laughter" Very much the
same process takes place when a hen
lays an egg. The presence of the egg
In the body Of the hen causes the bird
some discomfort. When this is re-
lieved, she is naturally pleased and
announces her pleasure to the world
by species Of laughter of JOY which
we have termed "cackling."
II we remember that many persons
"chuckle" when they are pleased the
relationship between the laughter of
human beings and the cacklng OF
hens becomes even more apparent and
It should be borne in mind that every
living thing expresses its pleasure in
some animate and usually vocal man.
ner. Cats purr. dogs bark, monkeys
chatter, birds chirp or sing, children
jump up and down or cry out with
joy, adults laugh or chuckle, hens
cackle. It's simply the application OF
different terms to the expression Of
the same emotion.
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FIND YOUTH COED BANK RISK
Boy and Girl Borrowers in Washing
ton Meet Obligations Promptly
Say Officials.

Wenatchee, Wash.-BOy and girl
borrowers are said to be more prompt
In meeting their obligations to banks
than the general run of creditors, ac-
cording to bankers who have been ad-
vancing money to further the interests
of pig, garden and canning clubs In
the northwest.
One bank in Pullman, which has
been making these loans since 1917,
states not one borrower has failed to
pay his note.
The loans are made up to $50 to
each creditor, with first mortgage
on the chattel with the cash and one
adult endOrser
one northwest bank reports having
made loans this spring to seventy
three boys raising pigs. The total
loans of 3,4O0 are secured by
property worth ten times as much,
should the seasons work prove sue
cessful to the boys.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
OBJECT TO WOMEN IN DANCE
Girls Appear on Stage Against Age
Old Traditions of Japan and
Cause Big Sensation.

TOkyO.-A sensation has been
caused in mo" dance circles by the
effort of women TO be allowed to
participate in this most exclusive and
highest form of japanese entertain
ments, the performers in which have
heretofore been confined to men. Re
Gently IA number of women did appear
on "no' dance stage at ~Ura on
Await island, the result being a pro-
test meeting was held.
For seven centuries men have held
this monopoly, the dance somewhat on
thc line Of the Russian ballet, in that
the dance is the performance of a
play, being performed by them. In
old days only the aristOcracy was
allowed to witness the dance.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"BRIcK"

T IKE many other expressions
- which, at first glance. ap-
pear to belong to the slang Of a
very recent period, Hes a
brick" dates back to the days of
ancient history, Plutarch being
authority for the statement that
Lycurgus used it i'm connection
with the defense of Sparta.
The story goes that Lycurgus.
being man of few words, was
asked whether Sparta should be
iuclosed with walls, and replied:
"That city is well fortified
which has wall Of men instead
of brick"
Another historical aliusiOn of
the same nature was made when
an ambassador from Epirus, on
a diplomatic mission, was shown
by the king Of Sparta over his
capital. The ambassador was
amazed to see that the city was
apparently unfortified and re-
marked about the matter.
Indeed" replied the liking.
'ThOu canst not have looked
carefully. Come with me tomor-
row and ] will show you the
walls of Sparta"
On the following morning the
king led, his guest out upon the
plains, where his army was
drawn up in full battle force.
There, pointing proudly to the
solid battaliOns Of armed men,
he exclaimed: Thou beholdest
the walls of Sparta-every man
OF them brick !"
The antiquity Of the express
sion in English may be gathered
from the fact that the IngOldsby
Legends contain the following
couplet:
''In brief. l don't stick to declare
Father Dick.
SO they called him for short. was a
regular brick
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was dead.
Ii was back in 1885 that John Kill
buck and his white wife arrived in
Alaska. He had just graduated from
the MOravian Missionary school at
Nazareth, Pa. where he had been
sent by a Christian worker among
the Kansas Indians.
II took years to gain the confidence
Of the Alaska natives, but patience
and kindness finally won and now no
name is better known or more beloved
among the Alaska-Indians or Eskimos
than kilbuck.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
Boy Turns Burglar
to Pay Court Fine

Chester Shelly, eighteen years
old, Of Chicago, has confessed
that he led robbery In
which two men were probably
fatally shot In an attempt to
get 500 to pay a fine of 500
levied in boys court. The
youth got a pistol, persuaded
two friends to accompany him,
and tried to hold up grocery
store. His two friends were
shot by the grocer and Shelly
captured. He said he couldn't
get the money To pay his fine
in any other way, SO decided
he would have to steal 1t.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14

suited to his per-
sonal tas tie; all
manufactured eco
omically and in un-
limited quantities;
allindependent of ir-
regular seasons and
all free from patho-
genie microbes, the
origin of epidemics
and the enemies of
human life. On that
day chemistry will
have accomplished
worldwide revolu-
ton that cannot be
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
LOSES HAIR IN BEAUTY SHOP
Woman's Tresses and Part Of Scalp
Are Torn Out by Curious
Machine.

Marion, N. C.-Mrs. J. G. Beaman is
in critical condition at local hos
pital as the result of injuries suffered
in beauty parlor. where she went to
have her hair dressed. All of her hair
and more than half the scalp were tori
from the young womans head when
her hair became entangled in an elec-
trically operated curling machine.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
Marries 81 Couples in $50 Minutes.

New York.-Marrying 62 couples in
$50 minutes, Deputy City Clerk James
j. Mccormick, set new knot-tying
record. He devoted on an average of
less than two and one-half minutes to
each couple. In this time he had them
ushered into the chapel, married them,
and sent them on their way.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
Green, White and Black.

Two men passed each other IL
Washington street.
"HellO, Green" said one.
"How are you, White?' said the
other.
And they both are black.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14

A refOrmer as rule is man who
didn't have influence enough to land a
Job with the regulars.
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pleasure now that the war tax has
been removed.
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to be scraps OF ships instead OF
scraps of paper"
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14

Calling off a wedding at the altar
has become one of the best avenues to
publicity.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14
SPEED

Homing pigeons travel at the rate
of 20 miles an hour.
The elephant cannot travel more
than 10 or 20 miles a day with com.
fort.
The Owosso times., 1922-07-14

man race will dwell IN the abundance
and joy Of the legendary age OF
gold
So much for peace. Now consider
the prophecy of General Debeney, Of
the French army.
"Colorless, odorless gases will be
discovered that can be condensed into
infinitely small compass and solicited
into tablets and pills. Already we
know something of what the effect
of these things will be- Scatter the
contents of few small boxes on the
ground and dense, smoky mist will
arise, deadly fog fatal to everything
living within its area Broad belts OF
territory may be poisoned for weeks
at time by a few drops of gases
poured out here and there few drops
at time. Against the attacks Of air
ships barrages of gases which will
bring instant death to the pilot will
be launched. The air will be filed
with ambushes and snares. On land
air-tight gas tanks will be used in 'front.'
of the infantry detecting hidden gases
and deluging the ground with an an-
tagonistic liquid"
Organic chemical factories, dye
plants and. others, are truly arsenals
in disguise. The will Of man can si-.
lcntly convert these peaceful factories,
where research is constantly going on,
into gigantic bulwarks of national de-
fense because of the deadly instru-
ments Of war they are able to produce.
m rican Busineas New Yorkl
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released by Institute Of American Business New York;
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estimated. There
will no longer be
hills covered with
vineyards and fields
with cattle. Man
will gain in gentle
ness and morality
because h c will
cease to live by
carnage a II d de-
struction of living
CT e a t ure S. The
earth will be COW
cred with grass,
flowers and woods
and in it the hu-
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
CABLE INTERRUPTED

New York, Nov. 27.--An inter-
ruption of its midwa Guam cable,
cutting off all communications by
that route with Guam, the Philip
pines, China, Japan and the Dutch
East Indies, was announced today
by the Commercial Cable COM
pany.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
FOOTBALL STARS
PLAY SATURDAY
At COLUMBUS, D.
Teams Will Be Composed
of Men Whose Names
Have Been Mentioned in
Au-AmeriCan Selections

Columbus, Ohio, Nov. 27.--For
the first time in the history Of
American football, two teams
composed entirely of men whose
names have been mentioned in
various all-American selections
will play here next Saturday. The
game, the proceeds of which will
be given to local charities, will
be played by teams representing
the east and west, respectively
The players, all of whom have
completed their intercollegiate
competition will come here on the
invitation of local committee
arranging for the game, it was
announced.
A contest played a year ago
between two teams of former
stars attracted much attention
and it is planned TO make 1t an
annual affair.
The eastern all-American, as
one of the teams will be known,
will be composed Of McLaren,
Pittsburgh; Casey, Harvard; Kaw
! Cornell; Erickson, w. and u;
MoseIey, Yale; Hogsett, Dart
mouth, Ashbaugh, Brown; Munns,
Cornell; West, Colgate; Peck,
/ Pittsburgh aud Cutler, Sycracuse
The Western all-Americans will
be: Roberts, Centre; Eichenlaub,
Notre Dame: Muller, California,
| Huffman, Ohio State; Trott,
Ohio State; Wick, Michigan, Ne
mecek, Ohio State, Wallace
Iowa State; Bolen. Ohio State
and Crangle, Illinois.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

like favor, which adds so much to any
food with which it is served.
Be certain to eat Kellogg's Bran
regularly-at least two tablespoonfuls
daily; in chronic cases with each meal.
Results will prove astounding. Re-
member that Kellogg s Bran is ma
ture's own regulator, which operates in
natures way-which is the best wayl
Eat Kellogg's Bran as cereal,
sprinkled on other hot or cold cereals,
or make it up into the best of mullins,
pancakes, raisin bread, cookies, maca.
rooms. Kellogg recipes are printed on
each package. Let the children eat
Kellogg's Bran. 1t is wonderfully
beneficial. 1t will improve their health
just as it will really and truly make
over men and women. The value Of
Kellogg g Bran cannot be overesti-
mated. Sold universally BY grocera.
ADV.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
Why Freight Rates
Cannot Be Reduced
Railroads Under Public Control
transportation Charges Must Stay Up Until
Costs Come Down, President Storey
of the Santa Fe Explains

United States Senator Capper, through his various publc
tons has been demanding reduction of freight rates. but his
attitude the general subject of railroads has blinded him
the main facts about government CONTROL which have been clearly
presented in the following editorial from of his papers, the
Topeka Daily Capital:
"7be railroad cannot fix its rates and charges
H cannot name the wages it nil pay
ut cannot enter into combinations and deals
III cannot shut doRn yhen business goes to the bad
1T cannon buy or sell railroad system.
"H cannot make capiaAstic profits and d,idends
"t cannot even determine bow much capital il shall
issue on its property issue any without previous
approval Of the public
Hi5 in fact agency Of the public, controlled conf
Pietely by the government.
The fact is be reduced unless costs are reduced
Costs be reduced long the present scale of wages and
the prices of fuel materials and other supplies maintained
and in these the hands Of the Santa Fe are tied
What is particularly needed this time is better transporta
ton SERVICE cars locomotives and other facilities necessary
for moving the business and the Santa Fe doing everything
its power to provide these
W. B. STOREY, President
The Anhion, Topeka and Santa Fe Railway System.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

comment on the fact that Wood
row Wilson had once written let
ter in which he too had charged
that France was militaristic.
'It is all forgotten" he declared,
"That was centuries ago"
He said he was looking forward
with great pleasure to visiting the
former President at Washington
next week.
League of Nations
Asked If he planned TO talk in
this country about the league of
nations, he replied:
II am ready"
But when one uuestioners asked
him If he approved of the league,
he replied;
"That is q more complicated
question"
Clemenceau retired at o'clock
after his customary supper Of soup,
cheese and five minute eggs.
He planned to rise about four
and begin final work on the adj
dress he will deliver at the audi
torlum tomorrow afternoon.
His speech will also be relayed
from radio station that has n
sending radius OF 1900 miles and
thousands of middle west farmers
who keep In touch with events by
radio are expected to listen in.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

The first library discovered in
China in 1896 had been walled in
for fear of invasion by hostile
troops.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
Don't delay fighting constipation
with BRAN that is ALL BRAN

When constipation flashes its sig.
nals-of-sickness into your eyes and
cheeks; into your breath, your brain
and your appetite, it is absolutely neces-
sary that you head it off Toxic poi
soning stands close by; Bright q dis
ease and other dangerous diseases
await their turnl
The remedy that nature offers is the
simplest and most effective-KeIlogg g
Bran, cooked and krumbled, which is
ALL BRANi And it is ALL BRANi
1T is ALL BRAN you need when You
start to fight constipation. You can't
afford to delay minute and you can t
afford to use halfway measures with
foods that contain percentage Of
branl Your physician will recon-
mend Kellogg's Bran because it is
not only effective, but because it is
delicious Whg-you will like its nut.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
SCHOOL. LAWS OF
STATE ARCHAIC,
TEACHERS HEAR
Continued from fase One,

speech in behalf OF the county unit
law. which he said had done a
great deal for the country schools
by compelling the cities to help
support the smaller districts. The
administration of funds under this
law, however, came in for n good
deal of criticism. Superintendent
Kirk OF De Baca county said the
county superintendent should be
made real official or should be
abolished.
II. w. Conway Of Santa Fe, secre-
tary Of the State Educational asso-
citation, made an address on "Pen-
sion Laws for Teachers" and rec
commended that committee be ap-
pointed to investigate the Arizona
law which gives q pension after a
certain number of years OF service.
Superintendent w. y, Mcfarland
of Las Vegas. VINO Ted the discus
sion, said that action on this line
should be taken promptly.
Eavors Reward OF Merit
J. o. Engleman, field secretary
Of the National Education associa-
ton, made an inspiring address in
which he said that the country
schools, because of their rugged
environment, have given to many
of their pupils an aggressiveness
and resourcefulness that the city
schools do not give. He advocated
better facilities for the rural
schools. He favored the schedule
system OF paying teachers. saying
that the schedule, however, should
recognize that education on the
part of the teacher as we'll as on
the part of the pupil depends on
growth. and increasing wage should
! be paid to teachers as they better
| fit themselves py study and eXpe-
rience,
II. L. Kent, president OF the State
Agricultural College, spoke on the
Towner- Sterling bill. showing that
by its provision Of federal aid for
education in the states, it will work
| to the advantage of both state and
nation through the teaching of
| Americanism, the eradication Of IL
! literacy, and kindred subjects. He
said the government does not as
| sumo an obnoxious right to inter-
| fere in state educational methods.
/ but only takes the right to see that
| the money appropriated is expend-
| ed for the purpose for which, ii is
provided. He said the states have
the right to select those projects
for which they wish federal assist
ance.
In the discussion that followed
/ Mr.. Englemau said that prospects
for the creation of national de-
/ partment of education are less fav-
/ orable than n year ago, and urged
/ that efforts be made TO bring the
| congressman and senators to vote
/ for 1t. He said the trend now is to
create a department of education
and social service Whose functions
| from the standpoint of the edu-
1 Gator, would not be so advantage.
! Gus as department OF education
as provided by tn Towner- Sterling
| measure.
| The following committee was an
/ pointed on resolutions: T.. B. Mitch
ell, Albuquerque: r. T.. White. Gal
lup; Mrs, Ella M La Bar Albu-
querque; A r. Thomas, Alamo
gordo, and Mr.. Lusk OF the New
Mexico Military institute at Ros-
well.
II is understood that the resolu-
tions, now in the making will rec
ommend a legislative program.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
POUND SALE

On Tuesday, the 2Sth day Of
1929, at 10 a. m. in
front of the city hall on North
Second street, 1 WIFI sell one
black horse, 16 hands high, about
Is years old, branded on left
thigh.
Also one bay horse about II
hands high. about 10 years old.
branded on left thigh.
One bay mare about IA hands
high, bald face. both hind and
right front feet white. branded on
left thigh, 10 years old.
One sorrel horse about 3 years
old, 10 hands high, branded on
left thigh.
J. r. GALUSHA,
City Marshal.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

Turtles are fond of tomatoes.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
IloCKE Is HIGH sCnRER

Chicago, Nov. q (by the Assoc
ciated Press) Gordon Locke, full-
back of the Iowa team, rated as
champions OF the Western confer
ence is the individual high scorer
for the season. accoi ding to rec
ords available today, having mark
ed up 72 points. His nearest COM
petitors are Otis MoCreery, half
back of Minnesota, and Chuck Pal
mer of Northwestern, each having
"a points to their credit.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

Sherman, Tex, Nov. 27.--R. l..
Caruthers. so, former city attor-
ney, was almost instantly killed
today when he stumbled on the
stairway at his home and dropped
q pistol which was discharged
when it struck the floor.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28
NEGRO SOLDIER
ADDS SPICE TO
ON CLEMEMCEAU
ContInaed from Page One.

COntinGed from Page One,
"eXtorted much from Woodrow
Wilson in the making Of the Ver-
sailles treaty, Senator owen said
America would not support a
"policy of greed. brute force and
injustice between nations" and
that America could not cooperate
with France in the present state
OF affairs.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-11-28

Where is the mistaken person
who said the man or woman In
business is on the decline after
fortyf Mrs. Jane Gray Stokes
rises to remark that 9 9 makes no
difference, and Mira. Stokes ought
to know, for she is ono of the most
successful business women in New
York state. She made th, frst soft
toys for children and she never
made a toy In her life and never
sold one until after she was forty.
The Washington times., 1922-04-27
RAILROAD MEN
.|Ny.M. c. A. HAVE
FINE ORCHESTRA
Meet in Auditorium OF Union
Station-WiIt Give Con-
cert in May.

At Union Station, almost unknown
TO the outside world. there is a
Terminal Railroad Y. M. G. A.
orchestra that is doing mighty fine
work. They meet in the large audi
torium at Union Station, that seats
about 1000 people.
on May IA and 1e, this Terminal
r. X. "Y. M. G. A" orchestra, as
sisted by members of the association
and choirs of the churches OF North
east Washington, will give renditions
OF Gounod's Redemption" under
the direction of Charles w. Guest
The soloists are Miss Viola Schippert.
soprano; Miss Marie +. Cisco, alto;
Paul Bleyden, tenor, and Maj.
Charles Trowbridge Tittmann. bass.
There are forty-five men in the
orchestra, composed OF railroad men
both in the city and some who are
ION the road" with a few outsiders.
Mr.. Guest, who Is a railroad man
also, has been developing this
orchestra for the past eight years,
and they have played for entertain
ments at the auditorium and its has
been a big factor in the Y. M. c. A.
recreational work at Union Station.
On Sunday. May IA. the "Redemp-
ton" will be given at the Eastern
Presbyterian Church, and on Tues
day evening, May l6, in Union Sta
ton auditorium, the latter event by
invitation only.
The Washington times., 1922-04-27
FREE MONTHLY CONCERT
OF COMMUNITY CHORUS

The sixth monthly concert under
the auspices of the National Com
munity Chorus will be given in the
auditorium OF the Mt. Vernon Metho-
dist Church, corner of Massachu-
sets avenue and Ninth street. on
Tuesday evening, MAY 2, at s o'clock.
These concerts are given for the en-
tertainment of the members of the
chorus and their friends, and have
been the means Of giving to the pub
lie very delightful entertainments at
no cost whatever, no admission fee
being charged and no collection
being taken up. The program for
this next concert includes James
X. Young, tenor; Mrs. Hiram John
son, soprano; Miss Sara Becker,
piano soloist; Miss Nellie Vieira,
reader, and the Bureau Of Standards
male quartet, w. T.. Braithwaite. di-
rector. There will be the usual rec
reational singing by the audience.
The public is invited to attend.
The National Community Chorus
membership consists of about 400
persons, drawn from the various
Government departments and de-
partment stores. During the COM
ing Music Week the chorus will pre-
sent the Rose Maiden," by Cowen
at the Central High School on Thurs
day evening. On Tuesday evening
of Music Week, II is proposed to give
an open-air concert at the south
end of the State, War and Navy
building.