South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-30

many a man has lost his heart and
his goods when the enemy reached
him camoufaged with beauty and
innocence OF that quality. Wonder
what her complexion consisted of
We didn't think Mishawaka would
be late IN the matter 5hifteris.n-'
has made IFS appearance, and IL has
legs. powder. rouge. oObbed hair
and a sassy air.
We were so determined 20 have
our straw hat on time this year that
we go. one from Fred Ui.nann last
September Hasn't the thrift So
ciety any word OF commentator for
such early-birding as tdat2
Mike" Gill. friend, philosopher
and philOthranophIst, has such q
grudge against the world these days.
we hclieve a trip into he Province
Of Quebec would do him good
II the Lincoln way street pave
ment cuts up much more it might
be Well for Carl Castleman to give
il a coat of tar.
In other words. this is an ideal
day for religious instruction for the
children OF Mishawaka.
Mishawaka needs an auditorium.
Every town ought TO have one. Any
thing to increase the number of
listeners and reduce the number Of
takers.
When they tell US that 5000. 900
Russian children are starving liz the
Volga, are we to understand that the
adults are doing the eating?
Chicago IS short 1000 teachers.
due to low salaries. Chicago Is also
one Of the towns in which folks wiz
pay a man more to be the house
maid Of a mule than they will
I a lady to be the instructor Of a child.
A Twin Branch mother spanked
her 28-year-old son for staying out
late at night. Twin Branch, the
home Of Wooley's remedies, boasts
likewise a rather militant form OF
motherhood.
The cable brings the important in
telIigence that Peggy Hopkins Joyce
is wearing a love chain of diamonds
just below her knee Peggy and her
pegs will flash awhile longer. but
even if experience does not tame the
fools who futter about her. time Will
at least tame Peggy and spread her
tent on fame's eternal dumping
ground.
When you come TO think Of it. IT
doesn't eke very much to throw a
bunch OF folks into Mysteries.
The need of money is the root of
all industry.
Politics is respectable enough as
a science. sWhen it settles TO the
sOrdid plane of maneuvering for
office merely, it is contemplate.
A girl Is glorious and a car is
fine. but the fellow who isn't able
TO marry the girl has 30 business
with an automobile. First the lot,
then the girl then the bungalow.
and after these the baby, the car
and the pointer up.
There are housewives. Of course.
and we suppose there are women
who can be called just carwives.
Another reason why with all my
worldly goods I thee endow" ought
TO be omitted is. there are too many
of the scamps who fail to deliver
the goods.
The English and French have al
ways agreed in the presence of a
common danger. but otherwise their
custom has been TO jaw about mat
tiers.
Another circumstance that proves
the unusualness of the season is the
bold threat OF the fruit crop to side
step an April frost.
why is married life dull ?" asks
Arthur Brisbane. And TO think Of
such a question as that coming from
a married editor who gets 100000
a year salary If it is dull in Ar
thurs case. just let him drop $780,
600 a year from his salary and
things Will pep up for him.
Booth Harrington says wild girls
attract more attention than the
others. and the impression gets out
that they are all wild. Booth is
right The girls who help mother
with the dishes are not on exhibit
ion.
The Indiana treasury IS empty
and the State will have 70 borrow
money 10 keep the government GO
ing Sometimes it looks TO US as
if IL is the peculiar mission OF the
democratic party 20 economic ana
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