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The Washington times., 1922-03-20
IN HE VICE PRESIDENT AND

" HE VICE PRESIDENT AND
MRS. COOLIDGE win be
entertained at dinner tonight
by Congressman and Mrs. Samuel
Z. Winslow, the company num-
bering twenty.
Vice President and Mrs. Cool
idge are leaving the rest Of the
week open In order to devote
themselves to their sons, John
and Calvin" Coolidge. jr., who are
home from Mercersburg Academy
for their spring holiday. For next
week, however. they have several
engagements. They are dining
on Wednesday, March 20, with
the Secretary Of the Smithsonian
Institution and Mrs. Charles D.
; Walcott.. and on. Thursday, March
80, the Belgian Ambassador and
Baroness de Cartier will give
dinner In their honor.
=. Mrs. Coolidge VIII be the honor
guest at q luncheon which Mrs.
Charles A.. Culberson is giving on
Wednesday, March 20, and on
March 80 she will be entertained
8 at luncheon by Mrs. Eugene Hale.
A-Ts-
ONE Of the first of this seasons
crop of spring brides will be
Miss Elspeth Hughes, daughter
of Mrs. W.. H. Reynolds, whose
marriage to Edward John Lapp,
Of New York. takes place this
afternoon, at the residence of
the brides mother in Q street.
The ceremony will be performed
at 6 o'clock. The bride, who will
be given In marriage by her
mother, will wear the gown worn
by Mrs. Reynolds at her own
wedding. The gown has been re-
modelled along present-day lines.
with a close-fitting basque, bouf-
~fant skirt. and a four.yard train.
Made of white satin.- the gown is
yelled In priceless French point
mothers family. The veil IL of
tulle draped from a coronet Of
lace and orange blossoms. She
will carry a shower bouquet of
lilies-of-the-valley and white roses.
.,, The maid of honor, Miss
, Hughes cousin, Miss Elizabeth
Rimell. of Riverside. Cal, and
the bridesmaids. Miss Charlotte
Freeman Clarke and Miss Cornelia
Magruder Bowie. will wear taffeta
frocks in pastel shades. made
with basques and bouffant skirts.
They will CARRY fashioned
bouquets Of lilies-of-the-valley,
vioiets and Sweetheart roses. The
flower girl, little Miss Mary
Edwina Lapp. will wear pink
taffeta.@
Mrs. Reynolds will wear light
blue chiffon embroidered in coral.
Mr. Lapp is I'd have as his best
man and ushers group of his
former schoolmates and fratern-
ity brothers at Lehigh University.
Richard Zantzinger is to be best
man and John Sprague. Grant Ly-
ons and Charles Wentz ushers.
Following the ceremony Mr..
Lapp and his bride will leave for
a short wedding trip. The bride
will wear a travelling suit Of dark
blue tricotine with a small blue
hat, trimmed with coQue feath-
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Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Benning
Spencer entertained at dinner Sat
urday evening in compliment to
Air Cmomodore l.. E. o. Charlton,
of the British embassy.
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ers. and a cape OF French blue.
After their return they will be at
home at 223 Ascot place.
Among the out-of.town guests
here for the ceremony are a
group of fifteen former Lehigh
University men. fraternity broth
their stay in Washington include
visiting Mrs. Reynolds during
their stay In Washington include
Mrs. Eugene Clarke and Mrs. Sin
gleily Blach. of New York; Mr..
and Mrs. Hugh Noble, of Lancas-
ter, Pa. and Mrs. Joseph O'Kane,
OF Syracuse. N. Y.
Mr.. Lapp's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edward j. Lapp. came from
New York to attend the wedding
and are staying at the Shoreham.
Tafts Honor Guests.
The Chief Justice and Mrs. Will
lam Howard Taft will be the guests
Of honor at a dinner given this even
ing by Mrs. Gibson Fahnestock.
There will be thirty-two guests.
Comdr. and Mrs. Hayne Ellis will
give a dinner on March 25 in honor
OF the Secretary of the Navy and
Mrs. DENLY.
In the South.
The Minister OF Sweden and Nine.
Wallenberg and Miss Ingegerd
Wallenberg. who left last week for u
Southern trip. will return to the
city the first week in April.
The Minister Of Bolivia and Sonora
de Ballivian and Senorita de Bal
livian have returned to Washington
after a months stay in New York.
where the minister was engaged in
official business.
The minister of Finland, Axel
Leonard Astrom, returned to his
apartment in Wardman Park Hotel
Saturday evening after having spent
several days in New York.
The Charge d'Affairs ad Interim
Of Austria and Madame Prochnik
entertained a company of twenty at
a buffet supper last evening in their
apartment at 2029 Connecticut
avenue.
The military attache Of the Brit.
ish embassy, Maj. Gen. II. X. Beth.
ell, who is spending a months vaca.
ton In the South. Is now in South
Carolina. He will return to Wash.
ington the first week in April.
3
Mrs. Grafton Minot will be hostess
at dinner this evening. There will
be fourteen guests.
Mrs. Minot will entertain al
luncheon on March 26.
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Hubert Guerin. third secretary OF
the French embassy. was host al
luncheon today in compliment to
Miss Antoinette Graves, who is visit.
ing Mrs. Charles Boughton Wood.
3
Bliss Lane, on time secretary OF
the American embassy at Paris, has
had his appointment to the United
States legation In Buenos Aires can
oeled because Of the serious illness
Of Mrs. Lane, who Is in Florence to
regain her health.
Mrs. George Vanderbilt will be
hostess at q small dance tonight, en-.
tertaining for her daughter, Miss
Cornelia Vanderbilt.
-
Lawson ". Treadweli has been
unexpectedly called TO Denver by
tho illness Of Mrs. Treadweli, and
consequently has recalled tho in.
vitationa for tho dance he was TO
have given at Rausoher's on April
II for his debutante daughter, Miss
Margaret Treadweii, Mr., Tread.
we'll will remain In Denver In.
dsfinitsiy.
Mrs, Matthew II, seett, who has
been at hef home In Bloomington,
ILL.,, since autumn, will come to
Washington fer the spring season,
when she will occupy her home in
q street.
Miss Woodbury. Engaged.
asrdsR Woodbury., former As.
aistant Secretary of the Navy. and
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rand Mrs. Henry Shepherd, of Shep.
herdstown, w. Va.
-
Mrs. Breckenridge Long entertained
company Of twenty at luncheon
yesterday at her residence in Six
teenth street.
=
Col. and Mrs. Wilbur E. Wilder
entertained a company of fourteen at
luncheon yesterday at their residence,
1901 r street.
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Scobeys Arrive.
r. e. scobey. Of San Antonio,
Tex, who was recently appointed
Director OF the Mint to succeed
Raymond I. Baker, arrived in
Washington yesterday accompanied
by Mrs. Scobey and they are stay
ing at the Willard.
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Major and Mrs. David st. Pierre
Gaillard will close their apartment
shortly and leave for Nashville.
Tenn. where Major Gaillard has
been assigned to duty.
-
Miss Elizabeth Hanna, who has
Medill Mccormick, has gone to New
York for a few days.
--.-
Miss Nina Lunn, daughter Of Mrs.
Wallace II. White. tr., who has been
on a cruise throughout West Indies
and the Panama Canal and spent a
fortnight in California. sailed Satur:
day for Honolulu. Miss Lunn will
return to this country next month
and will spend several weeks In
California and Yosemite valley be.
fore joining Congressman and Mrs.
White in this city.
/ 3
Members Of Washington's literary
nd journalistic circles are reserving
space on their social calendars for
the forthcoming lecture by Christie
pher Morley. scheduled to be given
at the Playhouse. 1914 N street. on
Thursday afternoon at 4:+6 o'clock.
The completed list Of patronesses
will include Mrs. Stephen Bonsal,
Mrs. Harold Phelps Stokes. Mrs.
Oscar w. Underwood, Mrs. Emily
Newell Blair. Mrs. Hugh s. Cum.
mings, Mrs. John Temple Graves.
Mrs. Medili Mccormick, Mrs. Basil
Manly, Mrs. Carter Glass, Mrs.
Robert w. Woolley. Mrs. Henry
| Wilder Keyes, Mrs. Clara Sears
Taylor, Mrs. Lyman B. Swormstedt,
Mrs. Charles w. Wetmore. Mrs.
Helen II. Gardener, Mrs. Andrew
jackson Montague, Mrs. Archibald
Hopkins, Mrs. Eli Helmick, Mrs.
Mabel Walker Willerbrandt, Mrs.
Kate Trenholm Abrams and Mrs.
j. w. F'rizzell.
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co'ys'oHT sv a4ssis . fwso

Mrs. Woodbury. have announced the
engagement of their daughter. Cor
don, to Frederic Sherwood Dunn, of
New York and Washington.
Miss Woodbury. was graduatde
from Bryn Mawr in 1919. Mr.. Dunn
is "A member of the class OF 1914
at Princeton. He served in the
tank corps in France during the
war. and is at present attached
to the State Department.
-
Announcement has been made of
the engagement of Mrs. Katherine
Compton Berry and DIR. Buckner
M. Randolph, both of Washington.
The wedding will take place at the
home of the bride on April II.
=
Mr.. and Mrs. Marshall Bullitt will
be hosts at dinner this evening.
James d. Preston. superintendent
of the Senate Press Gallery, was
the honor guest of the women's
National Press Club at its weekly
luncheon at the Cafe Madrillon to-
day.
Senator Robert l.. Owen. who has
been abroad for several weeks, is
now in London and is STAYING at
the Berkley Hotel.
At the Riding Club.
ii. Ralph Burton, secretary and
treasurer of the Riding and Hunt
Club, will receive the guests at the
musical drill to be held at the club
tomorrow evening and Mrs. Mark
Reid Yates will be hostess at the
informal dance with which these
indoor rides always wind up. A
gymkhana will follow the drill,
prizes for the different events hav-
ing BEEN offered by John Shaw.
The gymkhana scheduled for
Saturday, April Is. will be followed
by a hunt breakfast. with Mrs.
Eugene Meyer, jr., as hostess. Mr.
Meyer has donated a handsome cup
for this event.
A number Of new members have
been taken into the club, among
them Leonard Anstrom. the minis.
ter of Finland; Brig. Gen. Richard
Liggett, Mrs. Northrup Dean,
Comdr. Lee Warren, Miss Louise
Goff and Miss Elizabeth Howe.
=
Dinner Hosts.
The counselor Of the Belgian en-
bassy and Nine. de Selys entertaine ed
small company at dinner last eve
ming at the Willard
3
Francesca Quattrone, Italian high
commissioner, and Nine. Quattrone
who have been spending the winter
in Washington, have given up their
apartment in Stoneleigh Court and
have returned to their home in New
York. Nine. Quattrone and her son
Giuseppe, are visiting in Baltimore
for short time before joining Mr.
Quattrone In New York.
Lady Muir Mackenzie, OF London
ls the guest Of Mrs. James Mcdonald
Mrs. Barbour Daingerfield and Mr..
Rowland Carvel Ringgold entertained
a small company informally at tea
yesterday In compliment to the lat
ter's son and dauRhter-in-law, Mr.
The Washington times., 1922-03-20

Good digestion good health bad digestion means
bad health.
sound stomach is worth hundred times its weight
gold Probably eighty per cent of all diseases originate
in the digestive organs Dyspepsia, what is more COM
monty known indigestion, is not only of the most
prevalent but it is of the most difficult treat
all present day diseases and has for baffd the
skill of leading specialists everywhere.
The Washington times., 1922-03-20
At the Congressional Club.


Mrs. Charles Wood will give an
sional Club next Friday afternoon.
and will be the guest OF honor at
the weekly tea. Mrs. M. L. Gems.
man and Mrs. David Meekinson
will preside at the tea table. The
ladies assisting in the dining room
win be: Mrs. Finis Garrett Mrs.
w. NJ. Goodies, Mrs. Carter Glass,
Mrs. Fred B. Gernerd. Mrs. James
p. Glynn, Mrs. r. r. Gooding, Mrs.
Russell p. Goodwin. Mrs. Wells
Goodykoontz, Mrs. Thomas p. Gore,
Mrs. Carl E. Mapes. Mrs. ]. j.
Mansfield, Mrs. JAnes r. Mann,
Mrs. Walter Magee, Mrs. Charles c.
McChord. Mrs. J. J. McSwain. Mrs.
Isaac V. Mcpherson, Mrs. John c.
Mckenzie and Mrs. George p. Nc
Lean.
DR.. and Mrs. Palmer c. Potter
entertained a small company at a
st. Patrick's Day dinner party at
the Hotel Lafayette. Among those
present were Congressman and Mrs.
Harris j. Bixler. Congressman and
Shields, Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Koch
enderfer. Mr.. and Mrs. d. Dinehart,
Of Hudson, n. Y: Colonel Penning.
ton, Mrs Mackenzie and Miss
Dresser, of Brookline, Mass.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Benning
| Spencer entertained at dinner Sat
urday evening in compliment to
| Air Cmomodore L. E. o. Charlton,
of the British embassy.
-
Miss Beatrice Henderson. who is
at school at Simsbury, Conn.,, will
arrive in Washington Saturday to
spend the Easter holidays with her
grandmother, Mrs. John B. Hender.
| son.
will be held at the New Willard on
Easter Monday. April II. This ball
Is given by the Robert E. Lee Chap.
ter. No. 644. United Daughters of the
| Confederacy. and though coming at
the close Of the social season, It bids
fair to be one Of the seasons most
successful parties.
Mrs. Jesse Anthony, jr.. president
| Of the chapter, has appointed Mrs.
| Maud Howell Smith as chairman of
large ball committee which 10 be.
ing formed.
Under the auspices Of the Ship.
ping Board Welfare Society q
dance and card party will be held
at the Raleigh Hotel Tuesday night,
April 1s. Bridge. euchre and five
hundred will be among the games
played.
The object Of the society is to
provide financial assistancs to It's
members who, through illness or
other warranted conditions. need
help. e. J. Skidmore 10 secretary.
treasurer of the society.
The general committee includes
The Washington times., 1922-03-20
PUBLIC IS URGED TO
HEED NATURES WARNING.

Thousands of People Suffer Permanent
Loss of Health Because of Neglect
Nature Has Set the Danger Signals for
Us and We Cannot Afford to Pass Un-
noticed the Warning That She Gives Us.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
SAYS GAME is PLENTIFUL

Lynx are more abundant than in
recent years. A trapper caught II
in a single week. All had dined
sumptuously on hare.
Marten increase with rabbits, and
this kind of animal life is reported
to be plentiful, compared with the
last five years.
Wolf and coyote have increased
rapidly with the continuous feast of
rabbit meat, and in spite of the con-
slant preying on the hare family by
meat eaters there seems to be no Der
ceptible decrease in numbers.
Rabbits are said to be the kew to
abundant wild animal life. They
furnish food for meat eaters, permit
ting other animals which fall prev
to c%arnlvorous species in emergency.
to increase undisturbed.
Wild game birds have multiplied
because foxes, which usually prefer
fowl, find rabbits so easy of capture.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
MICE DESTROY FRUIT ThEES
Investigations Of Biological Survey
Show That Rodents Are Response.
bic for Serious Losses.

Meadow and pine mice, which de-
stroged more than $1,O0O,0 900 worth
Of fruit trees in New England last
winter, have begun their work early
this year, it has been shown by an
Investigation by the biological sur
yey Of the United States Depart
meot Of Agriculture. Last winters
heavy toll on the New England
orchards may not be equaled this
year, but Indications now are that
the damage will be heavy.
An expert of the biological survey
has been making an extended trip
throughout the section, comforting
with extension service workers and
Investigating conditions for dealing
with the menace. In Maine, for in
stance, it has been found that next
to severe winter weather, mice have
inflicted more damage to orchards
than any other agency. Ten years
ago there were 4,521,739 apple trees
in Maine orchards, while in 1920
there we're 1885, 21, much of this
decrease being due, the experts be-
Iieye, to the severe winter Of 1917
IS. 1t is estimated that 112, 500
young trees were killed by mice in
1911.
In New Hampshire mice have
given the apple industry a severe
setback during the last decade. In
Massachusetts,, ~orchardists reported
two years ago from mice to-
$125,000, this amount not
covering the entire loss, because
some orchardists did not report. In
one Connecticut orchard Of more
than 800 acres damage by rodents
the winter of 1890 is con-
'eryatlyely placed at $4,000.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03

Helium costs more than by
drogen.
Dead men are no use to the
country.
1t would seem, to the man who
reads as he runs, that those in
authority might have put these
two facts together prior, not
subsequent, to the horrible dis
aster to the Roma. With the
terrible example of CR-2 fresh
in our minds, couldn't we have
spent the money necessary to
fill the Roma's big bag with nom
infiammable helium, especially
since we have seen seven mill
ions invested in two plants to
recover this gas from natural
gas?
There will be Investigations"
Of course-already Congress is
talking of whether or not it
should sanction other dirigibles.
But viii Congress have the
courage to place the blame for
the Roma disaster where it be-
longs-either on a penurious
or a mistaken idea of e.
economy? VIII our Legislators
have the nerve to face their con-
.Stituents if they do not? No
one knows-a C~ongressman's
constituents are to him a hydra
headed monster, aad he is all
too prone to forget that they
are Just plain folk, regular fell
lows who would rather spend i,
public money for expensive hell
am than save it, via hydrogen,
kill a few dozen fellow cit !
zens to mark their Economy" !
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
linking OF SAUSAGE,

We were travelling on the train
one rainy day last fall when BABY
jim noticed the young lady across
the aisle slip the silk cover from her
umbrella.
When the train approached her
station the young lady got up and
dropped the silk cover. JIMMY
quickly slipped down from his seat.
picked up the lost article and hand
it to the girl, saying: ooh, lady,
you dropped the skin off your UNI.
biella. American.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
Periodic Bilious Attacks.

Persons subject to periodic bill
lous attacks will observe that
their appetite fails them just be-
lore an attack. That is, they do
not really crave food but eat be-
cause it is meal time. If thew
will eat only a light meal and
no meat, then take two of Cham
%berlain's Tablets the attack may
NC avoided. Adv
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
NOVEL HUNTING BOAT

A new unsuitable boat has been
devised. Built on the principle Of a
catamaran it consists Of two hollow
p%ontoons. The seat for the sipgl
passenger joins these pontoons, and
the man puts one leg on each pom
toon. The craft was constructed 10
allord the maximum amount Of
steadiness when hunting.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
. New Missouri History.

Missouri will have a new his
tory off the press in a few
weeks. 1t will be called, "a His
tory Of Missouri and Missouri
ans" 1t was written by Floyd
c. Shoemaker, Secretary of the
State Historical Society and ed
itor of the Historical Review
Mr.. Shoemaker is author of
"Missouri's Struggle for State
hood" "Missouri's Hall of
Fame" and co-editor of "The
Journal of Missouri Con-
stitutional Convention of 1876"
The book will contain an inter
esting discussion of Missouri's
government by Prof. Eugene
Fair, Head of the Political Sci
ence Department of the State
Teachers College, Kirksville.
The book will contain 500 pages
and 100 illustrations, many Of
the latter being reproductions
of the great historical paint
ings of Bingham, Wimar, and
Catlin.
The new volume will be divid-
into six parts, the first three
devoted to settlement and
government from 1541 to 1921.
the last three to a century of
politics, a century of Military
Missouri, and a century of vic
torious peace, which includes
chapters on agriculture, mining,
and transportation,
'ity building, journalism and lit
erature, education, population
ind Missouri's part in the set
cement of the West.
The forthcoming volume will
'e a history of the people rath-
r than a history of politicians,
tressing the economic and SOC
illogical side of the peoples
ife. Professor Fair treats the
government of the state in a
nipple and conversational way
eading his young hopefuls thru
ne halls Of the state legislature,
hru the public service commiss-
through the, courts a n d
ther governmental institutions ,
here questions are asked and .
nswered relative to the work 4,
lg of the various institutions :
The history was written To-
e used in "Class A" elementary a
rade and in the Freshmen year I
{ the high school and it occu- t
les a rather unique field .
reat interest is being shown :
the study of Missouri history b
nd government at this time, +
the State Department of
has endorsed the idea
is strongly recommending
teaching of Missouri history
Id government in the grades 7
Id the high school. y
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
AMERICAN soar FOB woRLn

American soap is made use Of er.
tenslvely BY every civilized country
in the world. The exports in 1921
were valued at S~lS,sl5,69i, and the
more important customers are Mex.
ico, Cuba, Belgium and Philippine
islands.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03

is doing. They have a supply of
food and flour on hand that it
is well worth the farmers time
to investigate, There is also
lime to be had at wholesale pric-
es, two carloads having been
purchased.
After a very good meeting the
entertaining committee served
cocoa and waters.
The announcements given are
a pressure cooker demonstration
at Hazel Hill school house at 3
o'clock March II, the next gen
eral meeting March 81. Every
body invited to both meetings.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03

The New Jersey Assembly has
passed a bill requiring applicants
for marriage licenses to submit
to examination by a physician
A very sensible precaution.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
BUREAU NEWS.

AAAOuSu lie elI0ILS OF Au-
gust Rodenberg and Henry
Drewell, both living in Commu-
nifty l, the Home Demonstration
Agent met with a committee of
women on Tuesday, February
q to arrange a tentative pro-
gram for the community. A
general meeting was arranged
for the evening of March Srd.
Miss Void, Home Demonstra-
ton Agent and DR.. Caldwell,
County Agent, enjoyed a very
fine wedding anniversary dinner
with Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Drew
ell before the committee met.
DR.. Caldwell selected a breed
ing flock of As barred Plymouth
Rocks for Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Drewell. He concluded the DEM
~onstration with a talk on hous-
ing and feeding for breeding
and egg production.
Miss Void visited Mrs. Frank
Browns sewing class at her
home near Bates City. Mrs.
took the sewing course
at Odessa last November. Feb
ruary 22nd she finished her
second class, the two classes to-
ten pupils. Mrs. Strobe,
one of Mrs. Browns pupils will
a class later in the
spring. This is a good example
Of how extension work is pass
I'd on from the specialist to the
in their homes.
Mrs. Sam McC ormick, dress
'orm leader of Bates City, hav-
ng arranged for a demonstra-
ion the 23rd of February, the
lgent remained over and con-
lucted the meeting. Fourteen
met at Mrs. Haynes
where forms were made. AS
t was an all-day meeting the
7omen brought food and a |
inch was spread at noon which
did justice to amid much ]
Altering and laughter. t
On Friday, February 24th, :
Iiss Void visited the Page City :
chool Hot Lunch Club. With !
ne assistance of the cooks, Miss =
lille Tempel and Miss Pearl !
echterman she prepared beans
" the hot lunch.
The Agent told the children =
the poultry club. Any band 9,
five or more children between !,
} and 10 may form the club. Il
he object of the club is to in =
oduce better methods of rails Z
g chicks. u
Hazel Hill Community held Il
.eir regular general commune Il
meeting Friday, February "a. 10
ev. Mueller called the meeting Of
order. Mrs. Ben Vessel, the W
cretary, read the reports of al
e two previous meetings, after IN
lich Mr.. Duvall gave a very
mprehensive report of the be
ultry tour given by the Farm q
lreau February 18th. This of
Is followed by a discussion of pi
oper housing of poultry and Ct
ooder houses. Joe Schmidt in
We a report on the work the al
.rmers Cooperative Elevator ar
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03

DO you know" said a Lex
ington merchant pompously, 81
began life as a barefoot boy
Well, said the clerk, 81 wasn't
born with shoes on either"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-03-03
HIS SCARE

Daughter-Oh, daddy Just
think, Junius says he loves me SO
much he would die for me!
Father-Thank heavens! l was
afraid he wanted to marry you.