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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21

ARBITRATION
PACTS SIGNED
Hughes Calls 1t One
of Greatest Peace
Steps.

Washington, July 21.-(By The
Press. agreement
Of Chile and Peru to arbitrate their
Tacna-Arica controversy was sign
ed by the plenipotentiaries of the
two governments today at final
session of the Chilean-Peruvian
conference here.
Signatures of the arbitration
protocol and it's complementary act
were begun at 11:43 a. M. The
signing was completed at .11:46
q. m.'
Washington. July 21.-The agree
ment of Chile and Peru to settle
their ancient dispute over Tacna-
africa by arbitration, was hailed by
Secretary Hughes in 4 speech at the
closing session of the Chilean
Peruvian conference here today as
a sweeping victory for the CON
ference plan Of international nego-
tiation."
II war is to be prevented when
international controversies arise
the Secretary declared, it can only
be accomplished through the will
ingness of nations to provide fol
"the contracts Of honorable and
reasonable men," who honestly de-
sire to erase difficulties, rather than
to keep them alive.
Thanks DELEGATIONS.
The Tacno-Arica agreement Mr.
Hughes described as the greatest
accomplishment of the generation
in the direction Of peace in the
western hemisphere. On behalf o.
President Harding he accepted the
designation of arbitrator given thu
chief executive in the arbitration
protocol and thanked the delegates
Of both sides for the spirit in which
they approached the tasks Of the
conference.
Il believe this to be the dawn o.
a new day in Latin-America," Sec
retary Hughes said. This lons
standing controversy has been {
SOLC 0ROl 4hQ tlA0 0AAS0Ult 0QjUol
ment is the healing which give:
promise of the development of bet
ter relations throughout. Latin
America, and of the promotion o.
the growth Of sound opinion. 1t i.
a vindication of the processes o.
peace.
Differences Inevitable.
"It4is easy to talk of the preven
ton Of war, but inevitably ther,
will be differences and serious, con
troversies, and if these are not u
be- settled by force there must b,
peaceful solutions, which can b.
had only through the efforts of gov
ernments which determinedly seel
peace and make it possible by pro
viding 70. rthe contacts of honor
able and reasonable men, who's,
ability. ingenuity and wisdom will
be utilized, not to devise grounds
for continuing differences, bu
practical bases Of agreement"
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
UPTON SINCLAIR
IN SENATE RACE
Famous Author Of "The Jungle"
Flies as Socialist Candidate
at Pasadena, Cal

San Francisco, Cal, July I'll
Filings of candidates for the Cali
fornia primary in August closed
today. Among the last minute pc
ttions was that of Upton Sinclair,
Of Pasadena, author, who filed for
United States senator on the So
cialist ticket, adding his candidacy
to those Of Senator Hiram H. john
aon and Charles c. Moore, Repub-
hcans, and William ]. Pearson,
Democrat.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
IS SEEKING
MORE LIGHT
ON STRIKE
Senators Report Meeting
With Rail Heads e
Unava;ing.

Washington, July 21.-(By The
Associated Press)-President Hard
ing, undeterred by the failure OF
members Of the senate interstate
commerce committee to obtain
from leading eastern railroad ex-
ecutives at last nights conference,
q basis for settlement Of the rail
strike, today invited Chairman
Hooper of the railroad labor board
to Washington tor a discussion Of
the strike situation.
The president, it was indicated at
the White house, after today's cabi-
net meeting, at which the rail strike
was discussed at length, desired to
obtain from Chairman Hooper
through direct conference, infor-
nation on several points raised by
the railroad executives In their
discussion OF the situation with
Senator Cummins, Iowa; Watson.
Indiana, and Kellogg. Minnesota, Of
the interstate commerce commit
tee.
Indications were given after the
cabinet meeting that the president
and his advisors regard the indus
trial situation as serious, although
not without hopes 1t was stated.
however, that the situation In
neither the coal fields, nor in the
railroad centers, was deemed sufR-
ciently serious to require use Of
federal troops
Hooper LeayeA
Chicago, July 21.-(By The As
sociated Press. chairman Ben W.
Hooper of the United States rail-
road labor board, left Chicago today
for Washington, in answer to a
summons from President Harding
to discuss the national ruI strike.
Washington, July 21.-(By the As
sociated Press) President Hard
ing was said by administration ad-
visers who conferred with him to-
day to contemplate as his next move
in the railroad strike the summon
ing to Washington Of Chairman
Hooper of the railroad labor board,
for a full discussion of the Ques-
tions at issue between the employees
and executives.
Washington, July 21.-(By the As
sociated Press.)-Presidept Hard
ing was advised today by Chairman
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
HARDING PICTURE
Is SAG; w. w., $26

Staunton, Va, July 21.-Although
former President Wilson was born
here, residents placed q higher auc-
tlon value on an autographed pic
tere OF his successor, whose birth
place was Ohio. President Hard
ine's picture brought $46 against
vs. Tor Mr.. Wilson's. -
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
MRS. PHILLIPS TO
BE TRIED SEPT. 18

Los Angeles, Cal, July 21.-The
trial Of Mrs. Clara Phillips, accus-
cd Of killing Mrs. Alberta Mead
ovs, has been set for Sept IS. Her
defense, it is believed, will be in
Banity.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
the WEATHER

L
Thunder showers probable this
afternoon or tonight. Saturday,
generally fair and somewhat cooler.
Highest temperature yesterday.
81; lowest last night, 81.
Wind velocity at Z .. M, . miles
yester yester. today
IL m. 7p.m. am.
Wet bulb temp ..82 so s.
Dry bulb temp. "a 66 s.
Rel. humidity as ~ n
Sunset today. 7::33; sunrise to-
morrow, 4:47.
Y Rlver Forecasl.
River stage at IA. m, 4 feet; .
fall Of q foot in ~ hours
ANDREW HAMRICK.
Neteorologist
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
FIFTH WIFE OF
DEWOLF HOPPER
SEEKS DIVORCE
VIII File Compliant
Charging Inf
deity.

New York, July z1.-Mrs. Hedda
Hopper, fifth wife of Dewolf Hop
per. actor and musical comedy star,
today started action for divorce in
the Queens county supreme court,
where she obtained a summons
which was served on ner husband.
No complaint yet has been filed.
Mrs. Hopper indicated that an
application would be made for q
referee, alimony and counsel fees
pending trial.
Il will file a complaint alleging
infidelity at various times and
places, but will not name any per-
sons," Mrs. Hopper said. "I will
ask for an absolute divorce and
the complete custody of Billy, our
7-year-old SON."
Before her marriage to the actor
in 1913, Mrs. Hopper was Elda Sur
~ Of Philadelphia. Mr.. Hopper's
first wife was Ella Gardiner. q Sec
ond cousin; his second, Ida Moshe1
of Boston, a member Of the chorus
his third, Edna Wallace, a. singer
and his fourth, Miss Nella Reardon
a comic opera star who divorced
him IA years ago. Mr.. Hopper ID
GA years old.
Farrar Starts New Suit.
New York, July 21.LGeraldine
Farrar, opera singer, who is suing
her actor7husband, Lou Tellegen
for divorce, has instituted another
suit, it was learned today, demand.
ing payment of $500 she alleges
her husband borrowed from hel
during the four years they lived to-
gether.
In an answer to the suit mailed
to Miss Farrar's attorneys last
month, Tellegen claimed that thu
debt had been paid In full. Su.
preme Court Justice Donnelly to.
j day denied an application filed by
Miss Farrar's counsel requesting
that the court compel Tellegen tt
state when, where and to whom
the money was paid.
Tellegen, after he was reported
to have been ousted from his wife,
home here last year. filed suit To-
separation in Westchester count!
courts. His wife then Instituted tn
divorce suit. The actions later wer'
Joined and are to be tried in thi'
i county.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
Differences Inevitable.

Oshkosh, Wis. July 21.-The Wis
consin Federation Of Labor en-
dorsed q movement to bring farm
ers and labor into q coalition for
organized political action.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
GIRL CONFESsRS MURDER,

Montgomery. Ala, July 21.-A Is
yeaf-old girl was being held in DO
lice headquarters while authorities
investigated her alleged statement
that she killed Alexander p. Nc
Ketthen, general baggage agent at
the union station.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-07-21
ARREST OF
Y. A. WHITE
IS ORDERED
Famous Kansan Again
Voices Defiance of In
dustrial Court.

Topeka, Kan, July s1-Ry
the Associated Press.) - The
proposed advance on Emp0ria
because william Allen White
displayed . strike sympathy
poster has been temporarily
called of. Instead Of sending
emfssaries to Emp0ria armed
ed with . warrant for Mr..
Whites arrest, they will carry
q white flag, it was stated to-
day.
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The Colfax chronicle., 1922-09-16
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
Catarrhal Deafness requires coustitu-
tional treatment. HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE Is constitutional remedy.
Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an fn-
famed condition Of the mucous lining Of
the Eustachian Tube. Whens this tube fs
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
Imperfect hearing. and when Il IL entire
ly closed Deafness is the result Unless
tne hne Inn mnamma,ion mat can .os oe reduceo: your
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the blood on the mucous SUR
faces Of the system, thus reducing the in-
nammation and restoring normal condi-
tions.
Circulars free. All Druggists
+. ]. Cheney 3 Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Colfax chronicle., 1922-09-16
TO AID YOUR FEET

We recommend Blue Star for all
foot trouble, such as hard or soft corn,
bunions, sweaty feet or eczema of the
feet; and all skin diseases. such as
Itch, Eczema, Ringworm. Poison Oak.
Old Sores and Sores on Children. Will
not stain your clothes and has pleas
ant odor. Dixie Pharmacy
The Colfax chronicle., 1922-09-16
6ss cures Chills and Fever.
kissinu ID Chin.

Women in China never kiss, and
when a Chinese woman wishes to show
her affection She gently touches the
hand of her beloved
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
Marco Would Match
Albuquerque Boxers
With Those of East

DO any ot Albuquerque, huNrrs
wish O" 40 10 E%hiladoiphia uui mis-
it with come ~ the eastern riug
stoHpcrs.
stephen r Ntf.0 wuo aDrpr!its
to Word received hstr has iuty hr'i
promoted tn assistant matchmaker cot
tho National Athlete club ut ru.!H-
leirhiH. wants tu match sumo ul
A~ibugurrIu, bos'rs with those 90
the cnst
Marco Wa formerly BE- tuNinE piH
mut,r here lie writes that huNinc o.
ar itS hHighth ut Philadelphia and
tlRt the local men could easily scDuro
maichc. tlfer" ile particularly WANT
to ma!rt Bonn, Curdovl with WilIu
Jackson ct New Nuri.
H. ul.a wants tee secure matches
there for kil Nnu3a Nouur JIM
flynn HuI tu-urr.Dtp kii. Nnro'
writes fhst -lN months would u' 90
the tinIo nccrsaTy for uuS off .h'
uutc cas- ad- tu sr.ur, "a ial hana
ron
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
WAGE CUT ONLY
HOPE OF RAILWAYS,
H. {. BRYAN SAYS
St. Paul President Warns
of Danger of Rate
Reductions Now

WAsHfNGTtN. lam tl .tniyer.
sat dcmand for further reduction. be-
freight rnics nrrrsnf. .ttntluu
which railroads musf view with am.
nrchcnslou President IA l.. ErtHm ut
ih. Chicago. Nugnutee 4 sd pnui
railroad. testified today id tho inter
state commerce commission tu,ostl.
cation into The existing level of fruna.
portatiou charges. An efforts TO ra-
ducc ana iucreuAo efficiency
have hpen Inadequate 90 maintnin
railroad cravings durina the past
year. he declared and ia, railroad
riants I'M ho maintained intact
unless curnlngs and traffic alike iu
Croasc
The ouly suggestion AIR Bryan.
said which appeared FOB otter meas
urthlp ouUurtuulfIpr tu luCrruHf the
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
Carpenter Knocks
Out Cook May Seek
To Fight Dempsey

LONDON. IHu 14 tIiy the A-to-
Claisd Ir.z-l -G"nrsc- C~trp'nflur.
,hu lrrisi,ciy defeated George Coon
~ AusirHlm her" l-r ailHt. mH,
usk another nght with Jack pefuu. B..
worlds champion hrat,wrirlt sftr
me.ting r,1 'ktd IpWif the uInr
standard WaH informed today lN
Francois p~cschumps t~sfpeatirl r
manager
Carpenter Smoked tonk out t1
The fourth ruuni \ straight lHiI
to chin n a right to 90" IHv
tloorrd ''ooi, fun 'uo rouut 81"
was up un ON, lu.so wHeu the t' "
zoe Jack smith finished tine ru1'i
uf iHn hut was too bate
The weights were
Coot 1872 pounds and C%arnenti" i.'
mounds.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
United Mine Workers
Officials in Logan
District indicted

IpGAN. W Na Jan 1l-ludlct-
mrnts charging treason wore returned
here today against T. FRANZ kecucN.
president OF fhs United Rhine w0r,
rrs. Fred Mooney secretary -lren-uf
sr William Blizzard president 81 SUBJ
district No g. and 4 o. Porter. Sec
rrturv uf suh.dlsfrrt Ns The in
diofmsnt. haiaad ON nlioEed ACTIVE
tie- NJ he union officials Ia THE dis.
oileH- Inst summer referred Gao hl
the Logan authorItic- nH 'thc upris-
ing Wrre nnsaHa spuut 3hb rasiuncd
by che grand Jury in circuit c"Ui
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
Sporting W S
MEET
NEkAUL TONIGHT
Basketball Game on the
Y. M. c.. A. Court
at 8:l5

Which basketball fc3us g. fec o.,
hqodooed 10y f'ridgy the thirteenth
Both thr Bankers team and Do,
team n.4m the Mcnaui achool pet,
thnt the oihor ls Co. Lee o. victim cot in.
hoodoo dat The two teams WIiI
meet oH tho y NJ e. =. our 90
Nttt O'Clock tonight
Tltc BANKERS have one victory o,.i
~" Nenuul school inns funsnu iri.
thu victory wac h, unly one point.
1arh team claims b. can defeat ih,
Other tud hey picked FRIDAY. tuU
thirteenth a- tae duy Tor hattlc
The bankers lineup will ur
reeus pud GiiNoHt forwards. Hnrri..
center. Stuw.ll aud ispv. EuugI.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
Several Diphtheria
Carriers IsoIated by
Health Officer

s. lhc result of thr uetI., search
Tor diphtheria ctrrisrl =turtei hv to-
nctltu depart fncnf tom children hutf
boon cNciutioi u'um tHo county schools
a- carrier. uui Isolated Doc their home,
lHr UItHfmruI NuuD uf tho diph
fhorIa carries FOUND uUr pupils cot tho
city schools
since fhr ISOLATION oft rafti.r- WE
commenced, 'sorr have 1,yu 900 now
,ascs reported md tug "nUuy -roIu|
To- hr -ihsidlng. according 10 Dr ~
g. West health officer
Iur officer ref pTth IHtt fuv WurH
VIII hf f~ngtIuu"1 until uf possible
Utrrirrs have been Isolated and quar-.
uutiurh NQgt ~ tho UaulorH have
thrmsrltr. u1en no Win Toe IIzea~c
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13

Mrs y " Bowman. au6 o.. Iron
Ave-, SAYS IE hIJrngs wDIH weak
and I had severe blekI"nea which
Kept me miserable. Frequent bead.
frhps made thc complaint wurn and
uN kidneys didn't auf fIaht. others
Pills with such good results tried
thom Deans soon freed mo DOL. the
hackachcs aud other signs 70 k.Iu,l
com ulaiut
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-01-13
500 Prisoners at
County Jail in
The Past Year

Tnr rrrurt fVr 1891 wntrn wis
completed tn the shcrifrs office yes
t-rdtg preparatory 20 submitting nt
the best mcriiug uf th. board of
county commissioners shows that
more than 500 state count and fed
crai prisoners were taken cnrc OF 90
the county jail during the gear. This
report h. being prepared Go accom-
pnnN u statement at the mount ui
OF prI-ourrr
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
An Unexpected Pleasure.

ONE side of the famous Devils
~ Glen at an English tourist re.
Sort was open to the public and tho
other kept strictly private by the
landlord, who warned off trespass.
ers and greatly resented intrusion
An American visitor, ignoring the
signs, was walking up the private
side of the glen when he was met
by a choleric old gentleman who
shouted: What do you mean. sir,
by trespassing on this property
Well" said the American, ut
doesn't make any difference to you
does it?" Il
Don't you know, sir, that this is
my property"
"Sakes alive!" replied the Amer.
lean affably, 'if that isn't interest
inG! knew this was the Devils
Glen. but I never expected TO meet
the proprietor"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
The New
Silver Dollar
IT@HE new silver dollar is being

TSHE new silver dollar is being
distributed. II Is Just as
- hard to get as the old ones
were and much harder to hold onto.
1t doesn't accomplish as much as
the old silver dollar did six or
seven years ago, but is a pretty
thing to. haye around the house.
The design is very artistic, II you
are laboring for art instead Of
money, but the eagle seems
strange. He has his wings clamped
down tightly and he is a sorrowful.
repentant, disappointed, chagrined
bird. He huddles on his pile OF
sticks. apparently incoming over the
follies Of mis-spent life. He has
no spuz, no pep, no kick.
Critics say the eagles bill is too
large and is out of proportion, but
this criticism will not be taken
seriously, for most bills are too
large these days and we have be-
come quite accustomed to them.
The Goddess of Liberty, on the
diverse side of the coin, is a
pretty young fiapper with an in
teresting pout. whose back hair
needs attention. The new Goddess
/, is easy to look at and is quite orna-
mental, but she lacks the old God
dess's look of grim determination
and fearless initiative. The new
Goddess is a clinging vine, a sort
of breach-of-promise type, an exotic
dollhouse creation. The old girl
was an Amazon who wouldn't take
any back talk from anybody.
Under the eagle is the motto,
peace" The eagle himself is as
peaceful and as dismal looking as
q modern husband, but the word
peace" is out of place on a dollar.
A dollar In America knows no
peace from the day it is minted
until it goes back into the melting
pot. 1t is chased to death and has
no rest.
The new design does not suit
everybody, but that makes no diff
ference. No man can keep a silver
dollar long enough to examine its
design closely, and most don't
know whether the bird is an eagle.
q turkey or an English sparrow.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
The Modern
Cavenan

CTYLES in cavemen have
-, changed. In the old days the
caveman proper was q we'll
known club man. Now he is not
well known and his wife does all
the club work.
Put a boudoir cap, a camisole, q
skirt. silk stockings and Frenah.
heeled shoes on the modern cave
man aud he would be perfect lady.
The modern caveman always
caves. It's the best thing he does.
Not so the old boy of the paleozoic
age. or whenever 1t was.
When the landlord OF the Ante
diluvian apartments called wildly
for the head of the house the old
caveman answered the phone hini.
self and didn't send his wife. II
anybody had to lick the janitor hs
did It personally.
A prominent New York silk mer-
chant suing for divorce last week
testified that his wife had beaten
him up at least fifty times. That's
the kind Of cavemen we have now.
Recent scientific discovery re-
veals the fact that the "primeval
man had a very hard skull" Per
haps It was hard and thick, but ws
doubt II it was solid bone clear
through, as is sometimes the case
in these highly civilized days.
The old caveman used to 60 out
and rassle wild dinosauri, lassoo
tigers and subdue mammoths.
When he came home he used to
swing his wife around the room by
the hair of her head If supper
wasn't ready.
To-day's caveman washes the
dishes, does the sweeping and dust
ing, takes the pet dog for a walk
in the park. II he comes home and
finds supper not ready he can't
grab his wife by the hair because
she has it bobbed.
The modern caveman is a tough
bird, II you hear him tell it, but he
always tells it down at the corner
drug store and never at home when
his wife is around. He can whip
anybody in the village except his
wife. At home he is so brave he
will walk right up and slap stuffed
cat in the face and he eats his
mush and milk raw. That's the
kind of a rip-snorting devil he is.
Might used to be right, but now
might is all right If you can get
away with it, which you can't.
Some of our modern cavemen
have even adopted that strictly
feminine habit Of smoking cigar
cites in long holders. The new
caveman is Of the same color ana
general appearance Of the old one.
but he has only a one-half-of-one-
percent kick.
And most of his troubles are OF
home brew.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22

s. o. LOVELORN-I am deeply
in love with young man who is a
distinct blond, and he does not re-
turn my love because I am a de-
cided brunette. He frequently
hints that he only loves blondes.
He is very wealthy. Another man,
who is very poor, seems to love me
because l am q brunette. What
side should l take?
A. Peroxide.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
Valuable Man.

A RESTAURANT which Cater1
"A for many luncheon and teal
parties suffered much during q
strike from lack of trade. The
smart manageress schemed plan
for recouping the loss. She adver'
tised for an artistic carver" Test
ing an applicants ability, she said:
prove to me that you are the
man I want"
The man replied:
Eyes, ma'am, certainly. At my
last place / cut the beef so fine
that when a waiter opened the door
TO admit guests the draught blew
the meat off the plates"
He got the job.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22

OLD SOAK--Yesterday in
store-room saw a long, highly pol
ished mahogany counter with a
brass rail running along the bot
tom; (a) Can you tell me what II
Isl (b) am up against It for a
aolution.
A. (a) A bar. (b) Many time
we have been up against It for
ether solutions.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22

TONY SPAGHET-At one time
] was a concert singer, but now my
voice is what you call cracked, but
whenever I by a piano stand I al.
ways must sing. My frauds tell me
that I could again sing good II
had my tonsils removed. What
think you?
A. We would advise you TO have
your piano removed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22

A. LovESICK RoMEO-I 60
with a girl who is pretty and has
red cheeks and Cupid-like lips. Her
only fault is that she insists on
kissing me all the time. This wor-
rles me, and as I am extremely ner-
vous cannot face this trouble.
A. Send on her address. Wen
face Il.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
Teddy Bare.

THE extremely proper-looking Wis
= itor from Boston entered the tos
shop aud gazed frigidly at the as
sistant who hurried to her side.
II want" she said, IAN unclothed
Edward"
The poor man blushed and
thought wildly OF his wife.
"Er-um, would you mind saying
that again."
IAN unclothed Edward" persisted
the customer. "You have them m
the window"
What" gasped the assistant,
Come outside and show me-
They were Teddy bears
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-22
Good Scheme.

plCKEL-Say, old man, want
- you 20 do me a favor.
Watson-What is it?
Bickel-You are married.
- Watson-Sure.
Bickel-Been married three
times, understand.
Watson-That's the way it shows
up on the records.
Bickel-Well, I'm thinking seri-
ously Of taking unto myself a wife
and want you to dissuade me from
my purpose.