The Coconino sun., 1922-03-17

The lady who went into the First
 National bank the other day to oper
 a joint account with her husband anc
 told George Neher, who asked whether
 she wanted a savings or a checking
 account, that she wanted it saving
 for her husband and checking for her
 self, was certainly in sympathy with
 the prevailing ideas.
 Angel Face To keep your feet
 from going to sleep don't let them
 turn in.
 Dave Joy says fellow certainly
 can make a fool of himself when he
 gets drunk on that good natured alco-
 hol.
 Attorney Frank Harrison says his
 parents used to have an old colored cook who explained, when her mis- tress remonstrated with her for get ting married the eighth time: "Jes' as of'en as de Lawd takes 'em, so will r."
 Adv. in California newspaper: Don't divorce your wife because she can't cook; eat here and keep her for a pet"
 Dr. E. S. Miller spotted picture in the Pittsburgh Press the other day of U. s. senator Ralph H. Cameron of Arizona out shoveling snow in front of his Washington residence. The Press said it's "a wicked shovel Cam eron slings."
 The farmer who was in The Sun off, flee last week kicking because our business men haven't provided con- venient hitching posts down town for the farmers and others who come to town with horses, was voicing the gen. eral feeling of neglect the horsemen are feeling. AS this farmer said: q spent $2,000 in this town last year; yet every time I drive here with a horse have to hitch down behind the corral, where, if it is wet, the mud is usually almost knee deep. Every fa- cility is afforded the driver of a car, but fellow with horse is made just as unwelcome as possible. Many of us who have cars have to come to town with horses occasionally and we would like hitching conveniences. As it is, it looks as if the merchants don't care for our trade when we are so old-fashioned as to drive in with horses"
 If you have the flu; you'll agree with this diagnosis of the feelings you had must have had written by one who also had them. Mrs. Doug las S. Roome here performs a double mission, recording the miseries of the numerous miserable and, inadvertant- ly, proving that her husband has no monoply on the family's poetical abil- ity nor it's sense of humor: Feelin' blue? World askew?
 All your friends gone back on you? Dizzy head? Nose all red? Just as lief as not be dead? Achey bones? Full of groans Burning like the torrid zones? Wanta sneeze?
 Bout to freeze?
 Shakin' like an autumn breeze? Greenish hue?
 Taste like glue?
 Don't know what is ailin' you? Oh cachoo
 There's your clew!
 What you've got is plain old FLU!
 Both of which as the puissant con- ductor of this column sits here and sneezes and feels the symptoms steal ing all over him and warning him to go home and go to bed (without a drop of hootch in sight) isn't so alarmed funny as it otherwise would be.
 On recent trip east, it is reported, governor Campbell found the hotels crowded. He was put in room with an Irishman. He told the man who he was, then asked: You would have remained long time in the old coun- try before you could have slept with a governor, wouldn't you?"
 "Sure," said Pat, "an' I'm thinlin' ye'd been a long toime in the ould country before ye'd been a govern pr, too."
 Lou Daugherty says he can't under stand why more women don't become medical men. A fellow named Bob, preferring to blush unseen rather than be farther , identified, brought in the following , ballad. Though we can't tell < who he is, we'll admit that most of s you see him driving around town here every day and that it isn't the first f Flagstaff vlf