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The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

The Refomer is on sale every evening by
the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattleboro News Co., c. w.
cleveland, S. L. Purinton ESteyviIIe),
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News
stand, Gilbert ]. Pollica, &7 South Main St.
(Fort Drummer district.
West Brattleboro, J. L. StockwelI.
East Dummerston, M. E. Brown,
Putney, NJ. G. Williams.
Fewfane, N. M. BatcheIder.
West Townshend, c. II. Grout.
Jamaica, r. ]. Daggett
South Londonderry, F. H. Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Buffum.
Hinsdale, n. H., w. H. Lyman.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co,
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
A Super Mother-in-Law

Mr.. William Narteney and family
have returned from a two-weeks' visit at
the home of his wifes mother in Remus
William Says you can talk all you want
to about mother-in-laws but his is GER
tainly shrdlu etaoin cmfwpy xxxxxx-
PewamO, Mich, News.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
An Unusual Case Of Sidewalk Wrenehin.

Mrs. George Hobbies of west of here
was the victim of a painful but not seri-
Gus accident while in town trading Sat
urday afternoon. She caught her foot
in a crack and fell to the sidewalk.
wrenching the same severely .-Grand
Ledge News
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

One of New York's largest department
stores is advertising beakers What
does one do with beaker in these foam
less days?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
TO THE SUBSCRIBERS

It is the aim of the management TO assure
efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night, and it solicits the cooperation of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports should
be given of each failure to receive the paper
on the morning following the omission, in
person, by telephone postal card, thus en-
abllng the cause of the to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy Immediately applied. 1t is only by this
method that the publisher can secure the de-
sired service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

One authority on dress says the girls
skirts got shorter because the girls were
thought they We're short merely because
the girls wanted to wear them that way
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

4 man recently went through driving
yoke of oxen. None of the younger
generation asked him where he was GO
ing because they couldn't believe he was
going at all.-Jewell Republican.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Golf lnstructor-0h, swing the club,
man! Swing it! Don't chop at the ball
as if you were butcher
Beginner-Confound it, that's just
what | am.-Boston Transcript.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
II Often Happens That Way in Law

We asked Estep Munks yesterday
how he came out in his lawsuit over the
boundary line of his farm Game out
the little end of the horn" he replied,
too many liars on the other side. ''-Ho-
berg news in Jewell Republican.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

How famous is the raisin
With its kick of 10 per cent.
But the raisin we don't want to see
Is the raisin' of the rent.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Mvrose, one of the most important
native states in india. is to amend its
constitution SO as to permit women to
vote.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
Rain, Rain, Go Away, Little Ezra
Wants to Play

1t rained again this morning
It'll rain this afternoon.
It's rained so doggone often
1t oughter quit right soon.
-Holyoke Transcript.
We've sloshed around in puddles
Until we're tired and sick
We want some pleasant weather
And we want it gosh burned quick.
EZRA.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Even Etaoin Shrdlu would be a vel
come change from that standard line of
the weather mans, Probably showers"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Where are the groOmS of yesteryear?
Scratching gravel with a will,
To pay, for the grooms of future JuneS
The paregoric bill.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
Where News Is News

Garland Van Sickel, our deputy sher-
IF, had his hair bobbed yesterday Ar
kansaw Thomas Cat
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
Today's Anniversaries

1S16-The British nation purchased the
famous Elgin marbles from the
parthenon at Athens.
iS37-Chicago's first official census was
taken, showing population OF
4170.
1S47-The postage stamp was officially
adopted and placed on sale in New
York.
1S66-The first through passenger train
left Ieayenworth for st. Louis.
on the Missouri River and Mis-
souri, Pacific lines.
1S67-The act of confederation took eff
feet. uniting the four provinces
of Ontario. Quebec Nova Scotia
and New Brunswick.
1S90-A monument to Thomas A. Hen
bricks. vice president of the
United States, was unveiled at
Indianapolis.
1S95-Imperiai East Africa Cos terri
tories transferred to the British
government.
19oo-Six thousand soft coal miners
went on strike in West Virginia.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Dear Clippings Editor -
To settle an argument, viii you please
give us your opinion as to whether a
widow should use her own Christian
name, or the Christian name and ini-
tails of her late husband?
ID. u. Il.
We are not very well up on this ques-
ton of etiquette, but as rule. a widow,
if she is young and fairly good looking,
soon solves the problem by taking the
name of another man.
Still Mixing"
Pep" Smart. who is said to be the
best mixer" in our neighborhood, has
lost another job.-Public Ledger.
Miss Williams Marries Her Gentleman
Friend
A gentleman from Oklahoma came
down Saturday and on Sunday was mar
ried to Miss Linnie Williams at the resi-
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
OF Emerald Hue
BARRE Times.)

Vermont jewelers. had a chance to see
a real gem when they went out on Lake
Champlain and looked back at Yer
mont.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Next to wearing suspenders with
belt the worst thing is wearing spats
without cane.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
Mrs. Wheatley Must Have Been
Charmed with the InfermaIity

A whole passed. of folks took dinner at
III. A. Wheatley's last Sunday after
church. 1t was an informal affair as all
came without being invited.-Arkansaw
Thomas Cat
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
By NORRIS

dence of the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. l.. ID. Williams -Clarksville Her
ald
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
CLIPPINGS
With Now a Comment and Then
Only n Caption.
Taking the Sting from Death

Nebraska ad-If you want to
happy eat a dish of Green's ice crea
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Where are the brides of yesteryear?
They're singing nursery tunes
And feeding paregoric TO
The brides of future Junes.
-Dinny in Holyoke Transcript.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

tor before the public as a much stronger
potential governor than Mr.. Foote.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
Chop Stroke Came Natural

Season closed for June brides.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01
One Year Ago Today

Knox Porter peace resolution passed
by the United States senate.
Alexander Howat convicted at Column
bus. Kas, of calling unlawful miners
strike
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-07-01

Copyright by George Matthew Adam.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-27
Billy Whiskers
By Frances Trego Montgomery.

I
 As Billy watched the party he heard l Q young lady explain to a young man
 who was seated with her near the ] window that the party was being given to celebrate the engagement of the farmers daughter, and that everyone I at the party was to cut a slice of cake l and see what they would find in the 1 piece, for baked in the cake were a 1 ring, a coin, a button, a thimble and l several other things.
 If person found a ring in his piece ! it was a, sign that he was to be mar rled; if a coin, the person was to be wealthy; if a button he was to be a bachelor; and if a thimble the finder was to be an old maid.
 A1l take partners for a cakewa1l,'' called the leader of the musicians, and from that time until they began to cut the cake Billy thought he would die from laughing so much. The an tics, swings, turns and sideSteps those animals went through were funny enough ito kill a, cat" much less a fun-1oving billy goat
 Before they cut the cake they all took partners and circ1ed and turned in an intricate German figure; then the figure strengthened itself out into one long line two persons abreast who walked up to the table, cut a slice of cake, and walked on to examine what they had found.
 Of course the march was lead by the brlde-to-be and her promised hus- band, followed by the young ladies and gentlemen who were to be maids of honor, best man and groonsmen
 Such chattering, laughing and pout- ing as went on when a young lady cut a piece without a present in it. would have amused you.
 That cake looks pretty good to me-" said Billy. 'I think I will join the procession. The guests being dressed as animals and some of them walking their hands and feet to carry out the likeness the better, won't notice I am a real goat until I have had time ito walk up to the table and steal a piece of the cake.'
 Billy slid off the stack as quietly as possible and tiptoed his way to the barn door which was thrown inviting 1y open, and as the procession passed he slipped in and brought up the rear.
 When he reached the table he stuck his nose to the cake and with one lick ing, decorations and all into his mouth.
 cry of horror went up from the crowd and young men dressed as calves, roosters, turkey gobb1ers and pigs started after him. But knowing that their costumes retarded their movements Billy took his time, even taking another long lick, this time clearing off the remaining cake and crumbs, then with a kick of the heels and a b1eat of thanks he ran out of the barn, chased by a dozen of the guests who tried in vain to catch him
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-27
7he Funntng Bee Hue
By Norman E. Brown. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST

That's Arnold Statz.
 Arnold is awaiting word to join the Chicago Cub squad at their spring training camp and in the meantime scribes are about agreed that he may prove one of the stars of the Cub ma chine next season.
 How different from two years ago
 In 1920 he tried to make the grade The National league decided he would not do and every club granted waivers on him. The Boston Red Sox gave him a trial and found he wouldn't do. He finally landed back with the Los Angeles club in the Pacific Coast lea que and there, last season, he proved to be one of the best outf1elders in the minors. The Cubs gladly gave Los Angeles five players for the youngster last December.
 With the Pacific Coast league last season he fie1ded brilliantly and hit the pill for .310 average.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-27
AFTER TWO SOMERSAUITS
 AUTOIST PUTS ON BRAKES
(Bv International News Service.

(By International News Service.)
 E1yria, Ohio, Jan. 27-Howard Ben ham lives to tell of his auto turning two somersaults.
 He said that after a chain got tangled in one of the wheels of the machine the auto turned turtle righted itself, travelled for a distance, turned the second turtle and again righted itself.
 Benbam said he then thought it time to put on the brakes. Benham was uninjured
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
IOLD CD BUILDING
DAMAGED By FIRE

Louisville. Jan. lO-Thc los
CBy Associated PrcSs)
estimated from the burning of
the two upper floors OF the
Courier Journal office building.
former home of the newspaper of
that name. is estimated today at
$4,000. The origin is mdetcr-
mined but is believed to be due
to crossed electric wires. Plans
for rebuilding the structure which
was the first fivc-story edihcc
erected in Louisville. awaited a
more exact survey of the dam
age. In this building the late
Henry Watterson wrote most of
the editorials which gained him
fame.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

the cows.
Miss Ada Smyth has gone tc
Berea to enter college for the
remainder of the term.
Misses Leila and Dellah Filing
ton and Mary Vaughn have fin
ished the grades and will take
the examination the 9th and
18th OF this month, preparatory
to entering high school.
To get the contents OF Il wa
gon bed. reduce the length. tic
breadth and the depth to cubic
feet and divide by II. The ans
wer will be barrels and fraction
of a bushel. This gives the same
result as given by Mr.. Geo. W.
Todd, of BrasSield. This IS an
old rule and has long since been
tried ont and found to hold good.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
OFFICERS CATCH
MAN WITH 'SHINF

The Richmond police force are
continuing to make life hard for
the bootleggers and moonshiners
who try to do business in the
city limits. Officers Wade Col
den and Jack Hardin caught Ed
Fogel with a coca cola bottle and
a pint bottle full OF moohshiuc.
Fogel Swore that he bought IL
from Goebel Pcyton. near Estill
avenue and Main street. Tn po-
lice court Monday night Pcyton
was held to await grand jury ac-
ton by Judge Murray Smith,
His bond was fixed at $500 which
he gave with his brother, Russell
Peyton as surety. rs Fogcl was
willing to tell where he had OBJ
tanned the liquor ne was released
by the court.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

, state OF Kentucky some "a per
cent. These increases should not
be accepted By anyone. as repre-
Senting tangible increases in pro-
ipertv valuation but rs represent
ing assessments ordered by the
Tax Commission. For instance
is there any land in Madison
county that sold for S1O0 an acre
in 1917 that will bring Sis an
acre now Someone's going to
have a hard time explaining some
day TO the voters just why this
increased burden of taxation was
showed ON the farmers and other
taNpayers during the past four
wears.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
HOT, DIZZY FEELING
Atlanta Lady's Uncomfortable ant
Annoying Condition Relieved,
She Says, By Cardui.

Atlanta, Ga.--Miss Alice Frances
Young, Of IS East Alexander Street,
this city, says: After entering wo-
manhood, l suffered SO much with
womanly weakness. My back ached.
would have, at certain times, a hot
feeling that seemed to 60 to my head
Even my shoulders would hurt, and II
made me very dizzy and uncomfort-
able. When the blood would flow to
MY head suppose that was what Il
was--I would faint and feel so weak.
Il couldn't do my work. lad a
good position, and this was surely
annoying as well as embarrassing. /
would usually have to go home and
go to bed. I-certainly suffered greatly.
IL heard Of Cardui, and my mother
bought it for me. II was the first and
only medicine that ever did me any
good for this trouble"
Dizziness, headache, sideache, back.
ache, tired-out feeling and other dis
agreeable symptoms are often signs OF
womanly troubles. Thousands of wo-
men who formerly suffered from these
and similar ailments have found Car.
dui a very valuable remedy.
Cardui is composed only Of pure,
vegetable ingredients which have long
been recognized as Of medicinal value
IN the treatment Of many diseases and
disorders peculiar to women.
Take Cardui.
Your druggist sells NCl40
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

No marriages. deaths or births.
Counting is on the decline. The
only thing to break the dullness
are the youngsters coming in
late at night. falling over the
chairs, or the barking cf the
hounds taking Reynard over the
hills.
The big Sand Hotel has sus-
pended business until after the
Easter vacation on account of
the cook having gone away.
During vacation the proprietor
will do his own cooking and pail
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
IN MEMORIAM

In loving memory Of Our dear
daughter and sister. Lena Rivers
Asher. who departed this life
January ], 1919.
The month of January again Is here.
To US the saddest of all the year:
Because God called our dear daughter
away.
One we loved but could not save.
My darling sister. our hearts are sad.
Since God called you away;
Your soul in peace went up to him.
Three years ago today,
We know you dwell where angels
dwell.
In Gods bright home above;
And prayers go up TO God for YOU.
Blessed by your parents and sisters
love.
Sadly missed by Father. Moth
er and Sisters. 1t
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
WITNESSES SAY
OP|E SHOT men
CBy Associated Press)

Washington, Jan. l0-Testify-
ing before the Senate committee
investigation of the charges that
soldiers were put to death il
France without having trial
Stonewall Jackson Albin. OF
Kernston, Virginia. asserted he
saw "Major Opie shoot a soldier
in cold blood" The witness
said the soldier handed Opie a
piece of paper Opie gazed at it.
The soldier turned his back and
Opie, the witness declared, shot
him. James Carlson. of Rich
mond, Virginia. said he heard
Opie order another soldier to
stop. He shot and the man fell"
said the witness.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
Those Property Increases

Tax Commission figures made
public last week showed that pro-
perty values have been raised Isl
per cent in Madison county dur
ing the last four years. and in the
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

Marriage after the entrance
of America into the world war
did not constitute. an attempted
evasion OF the draft SO as to de-
prive the service man OF a bonus
claim under the Minnesota sta
tute, the Minnesota Supreme
Court has ruled.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
LEGION NEWS

All American Legion posts in
Missouri have been asked by DR..
Henry F. Parker, state COM
nander. to back S6O.0O0.OO0
bond issue for the construction
of hard roads. Ex-Service men
will have preference in employ
ment.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

More han 10000 icrrIcr scr
vice men are suffering i,o.l IL
berculosis il Denver. a-cordaiS
to {. ]. Harris, dire, tor IT the
American Leg'ois service disi-
sion. who is making All investi-
gaton of the care of these men.
The situation is getting beyond
the control OF civic authorities
and adequate hospital facilities
are a pressing need, Mr. Harris
reports.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

American Legion members are
urged to pay poll taxes. register
and make no attempt to dodge
jury service as part of the activ-
titles for 1922 in Instructions pre-
pared by Alvin NJ. Owsley. direc-
tor of the i.egion's Americaniza-
ton commission. The Legion
men are urged 10 make full use
OF the franchise and prevent mis-
carriages Of justice II ndsr inc
jury trial system.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

The Associated Press is ,-xelusively
entitled to the use for republication
OF all news dispatches credited 10 IT, or
not otherwise credited in this p1per
and also local news published herein.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

Hear BABY" Baxter sing
"Such Nice People" at the Le-
gion minstrel Jan. II and Is.
Get your tickets early. 1t
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

Watch Weakly Stanifer sing
Strut Miss Lizzie" at the Lee
gion Minstrel Jan. II and Is.
Get your tickets early. 1t
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
Richmond Daily Register
J. NJ sAUFLEY. Editor and Proprietor

Entered at the potsoffce at Ricn-
mond. a escond class mail matter, I'M
der act Of Congress- of 1878
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

WANT to hear from owner
having farm for sale; give par
ticulars and lowest price. John ].
Black. Kentucky Street, Chippe-
wa Fails, Wis. ! /
FARM FOR RENT-Contain-
ing 100 acres. good land, located
1T Doylesville, Ky. Possession
given at once. Is acres for corn
cultivation; Il acres for rye, ball
ance in grass. Well watered, good
orchard. and a splendid home.
Either write John l. Griggs, Will
more. Ky. or see \. P. Reeves, at
Shearer. Ky. Tsp
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

LOST-Between Richmond anC
Union City. gold wrist watch; re-
turn To this Office and receive re-
ward. I Up
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10
TWO-CENTS A WORD

FOR SALE-Three white iron
beds, springs and mattresses.
Phone 400. 81
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

FOR RENT-Three or four
room apartment; bath, hot and
cold water. See G. w. Goodloe.
6 8
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

FOR SALE-Dining table
chairs and china closet, all prac-
tically new and uptodate; bar
gain. Phone $40 or 262. ) 5p
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

Substitutes: Stanton for Bana.
han; Brophy for Bradley; Main
Gus for Hall.
Referee-Carter.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

Typewriters for rent. Apply
at this office.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-01-10

THE manufacturers loss is
your gain. Just received q big
shipment Of Mems Clothing. val-
lie SIS and $50; must go AT sos.
Gohn Army Store, rs First
8 1t
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-28

Black, white or cor
doyan. Cuff tops. Re
inforced heel and toe.
Sizes up to 9la.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-25
WILL HOLD EXAMS
FOR TEACHERS HERE
Examination for Service in
County Schools TO Be Held
Saturday.

A teachers examination for scrv-
ice I'm the county schools will be
held I'm room No. p. junior high
school building, Saturday. Jan 2s.
it was announced yesterday by
John w. Rittinger, county superin-
tendent OF education. The eXami-
nations heretofore have been held
IN the court house and the change
is made TO provide better facili-
ties Detailed Information con-
corning those who are eligible 70
take tho examination will be furn-
ished upon application to Supt. Rit-
finger. at his office the court
house.
Since the necessity for increasing
the standard of rural education is
becoming pronounced, Eittinger
said that the class of teachers win
naturally become more efficient. The
rural schools of this district are
among the most progressive i'm the
state, investigation of state officials
recently disclosed. and the plan SIS
10 constantly enhance their scope
Of usefulness. il was explained.