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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
Tlllt STRAND

Nm presenting the three vaudeville
acts at the strand Theatre sunday,
the management takes pleasure In
personally recommending tho same
as ,Nrrc W the best acts or their
kind that have ever played to u Klam.
gtN Falls audience.
Their program consists or y var.
led vaudeville Offering in which Gone
and katherine King present Miles
W Smiles. domestic satire created
Tor laughing purposes only
Mcdonald and Mack In u musical
offering entitled Comedy Music
Mixers are bound to please any,
audience that Is fortunate enough To
hnrr them. They play their instru.
m.nts In q manner seldom ouualcd.
The slut entitled, The Fiddle
Told" is q sketch par excellence and
without doubt viii meet with apnrov-
g'
Tho feature picture sunday viii be-
Tho Four Seasons" and is said to
rr the greatest animal picture ever
made. There viii also be Nicb
Carter detective picture and Charlie
Chaplin comedy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
SAYS He WILL
CLEAN SN|NDLER
Ritchie Has Small Opinion
or Opponent; Holds He
Is Overrated

"Swindlor may or may not have
won 2t ring battles by kuockouts
in three rounds or less, but | know
one battle he will not win by knock.
cut or any other way"
This was the statement ot Earl
Ritchic. with whom Swindlcr is sign
ed to go 10 rounds next Friday night.
"And YOU can say said SO if you
want to. he added.
Ruchie's opinion oC Swindlcr bor-
ders on zero Tie thinks Swindler is
ovcr-ratcd. lie points to Swiudlcr'S 5
workouts. declaring that in these
Swindlor exhibits himself as rank
amateur
This fight won't go three rounds
u can prevent 1t" declared Ritchic
Perhaps I won't pu; him out IN the
first round. but III certainly try.
There will he no holding back. you
can bet on that"
lf any fight fan thinks the above
was concoctcd tO hambooslc the pub
lie, let that fan talk to Ritchic. As
tor SNindlcr. that young man has not
expressed his opinion o' Richie for
puhlication--uo yet. at least. Per.
hars hc will have something to say
whca he casts HIS hG,'lrr's eye over
this article.
4 rrudge fight Is not brewing: Il
has already brcwod. Whether the
Erudge Is two-sidCd Is not certain.
nor Is It certain jus, why Ritchie has
the above opinion Of his forthcoming
opponent. Nevertheless. that is his
opinion and he will toll the world so
n he feels like II. Yesterday after
noon he felt like Il.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
GOOD WILL AMONG
MEN AIM OF LEAGUE
FORMED IN LONDON

LONDON. Sept 3O.-"Good viii
among men Is the one thing that can
save civilization" declares the In
dustrial League and council In a plea
II has Just issued for harmonious re-
lations between employers and en-
ployei. II Is signed by many people
of prominence representing various
shades OF political opinion. including
Premier Lloyd George, Lord Robert
Cecil. Lord Burnham. Lady Astor
and several representatives Of labor.
The real ruler OF the world today
Is commerce.. says the league. oIfy
the worker can build mp what the
soldier has destroyed.
There never was a time In the
whole history OF the world when the
industrialist had so much to offer
or the world al large had so great a
need OF his services.
Europe has received a staggering
blow. Millions OF It's best citizens
have been lost. The foundations OF
its commercial life have been shaken
as though by an earthquake
I'VE in Great Britain have the
factories, the works. the skilled men,
the able direction. One Of the most
vital things lacking Is real motive
power.
IT We are TO obtain 1t every class.
employer and employed alike, must
admit the theory Of personal respon-
sibility and must endeayor to fulfill
its obligations.
Men in every political path look
forward to the time when there shall
be real settlement in Europe, but
not until we achieve unity at home
can We hope 10 achieve unity abroad.
Not until all classes Of the commun-
ity recognize, not only tholr rights
but their obligations shall we achieve
unity at home"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
London Boxing Season
Opens Early This Year

LONDON. Sept. 3O.--The Londo>
boxing season has opened early this
year. AZ the ring recently Fred
Archer survived 90 rounds OF an en-
counter with Colin McLachlan. OF
America, and was given the verdict
on points.
MgLachlan brought with him a for
mldable record OF reported knockouts
10 his credit. British boxers were
duly impressed, but Fred Arche' y
Londoner took the newcomer on and
boxed a draw with him. McLachlan
was wrathy at the verdict. and de-
manded another bout The second
contest between them took place at
the Ring"
"McLachlan," says the Daily News.
describing the fight. lis a rugged.
strong fighter with no defense. He
can hit, but he has not yet learned
the proper way. Archer. better
boxer. scored dozens OF lefts. and
almost closed his rivals left eye.
The loser wen no more than three Of
the rounds. and the best that may be
said OF him is that he is game TO the
core. The majority OF men would
have been dishearened at such per.
sistent assault and battery as his
face endured"
Roland Todd. OF Doncaster. fought
frankie Burns. the Australian mid
dleweight, at Liverpool and won In
the 18th round. In the third round
Burns was Knocked down twice, and
again in the ninth round. After he
had been badly punished his seconds
threw In the towel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
SPORTS
HUGHEY JENNINGS
AND JOHN McGRAW
SHARE ADMIRATION

NEW YORK.. Sept. SO New York
fans always have admired the ren.
crnlship of John :. MyGrcw, mana.
ger or the Giants, and they give 10
him without stint rull laudatinu for
bringing together, in his devious
ways, an aggregation of the present
two.timc champions, but none is re-
miss In praising Hughcy Jennings.
"Napolcon's chief OF Staff"
Hughcy is now considered gcnu.
inc New Yorker bv the throuEs that
have filled the polo grounds nearly
all season. Two years ago the rabld
followers " the Giants were a little
frigid to Jennings when he moved his
baggage from Detroit aud transplant.
ed his grass picking habit and his
stirring "E-yash" from Nlvin Field
to- Harlem.
There was much talk then that
McGrnw was preparing TO retire from
tho active management. having ac.
quircd \ part ownership in the club,
and some ot the 'aus wcrn skcp;ical.
notwithstanding the record Jennings
made with Detroit winning pcnnants
there in 1907. 1905. 1909. McGraw
kept on but HuCheys disprovcd that
old adago about too many cooks
Jennings was not total stranger
to the older organization In his &c.
tive days he played with Baltimore.
Brooklyn and Philadelphia. in the
former place with McGraw when the
latter was the best third bascmcn In
captivity. Like McGraw Jennings
was an in'Icldcr. nlayiuE second base
and shortstop
Huchoy Is q native of Pittstnn. Pa.
where he first saw the dark Of a coal
mine. llc tro,tad out rs n profession.
al 90 years later. beginning with
the Louisville, Ky. club as first base
ana short, going TO Baltimore N
trade four years la;rr. In 1895 he
was shifted 20 Brooklyn and In 1891
he became ron0ralissImo o. the Phil
adclphia Nationals
Two years lltor Jennings returned
to Baltimore. then In the eastern
league. remaining there until 1907
when Detroit drafted him. lie be-
came manager his first year and cole
brated by winning the pcnnant This
season was his 10th as q team leader
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
4 broken Dating Device

when hc leaves his office and goes
to the drinking fountain he scratches
his head She works IN another de-
partmcni I'm the Same store Whom
she secs him scratch his head with
his left hand she scratches her head
with her right hand. But other
clerks In the store have learned the
code and now he ana she are look
ing fer new place to scratch.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
Bur Where l. He"

"Now, can any lady here" asked
the club lecturer" define an ideal
husbandP"
"One who never passes n letter
box wiihou; feeling IN all OF his
pockets" answered Mrs, Practical
from the from, row
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

\ Freshman from the Amazon
Put nightles OF his Gramazon
The reasons that
No was too Fat.
To get his own pajamazon.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

As man thinks sn he does
which explains why some Of us do
such silly things now and then. de-
clarcs Prof. Goetz.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
Or an Out Of Town Beau

"Givo a girl a eat. dog or a
horse. smiles c. +. Stone "and she
wants her picture taken with H."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

And c. c, Brewer Ia Of the opinion
that II men had the gift of second
sight there would be fewer cases OF
love at first sight.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
The Office Cat
ny JUNIUs
Oh, Central!

Il wonder why those girls didn't
answer Us when We spoke to them.
oh I expect they're telephone
girls"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

Our idea Of dangerous occupa-
tions IS the attempt OF some news
papers to select the twelve great
est women In America.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

Fred Garlch says even hardened
liar has 10 take of his hat when
he meets gossip.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

Sanford Jones says cutting off ad-
yertising may reduce expense. but
so does cutting your wind-pipe reduce
the cost OF living.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

!. J. Miller says a man will so n
long way 20 save his face hut a wum-
IN has only TO 10 10 the drug store.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30
Two Dollars, Please

Voice over phone: can't sleep.
doctor. Can you do anything for
me?
Doctor: Hold the wire and III
sing you a lullaby.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

"Hootch" pockets are the latest
Some soon get hip" to them.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-09-30

IL 1929 bathing suits were TO
speak for themselves. they would
have little TO say.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04
BY DR.. II. II. BISHOP

1t is often the case that children
may develop a severe general infec-
ton following close on acute tonsil-
tits. AdultS. too, may become VIC
Tins of the same infection.
This ailm emit may show itself by
painful swelling of the joints and So
called acute articuiar rheumatism
and in some instances the lining of
the heart and the heart valves also
are infected
After d prolonged sickness the
child apparently receivers. but a Sec
ond examination CT the heart will
show thac the heart muscle is weak
and the valves arc rough and do moi
close correctly. Hence the pump, or
the heart, is working at a disad-
vantage.
Such a happening usually ome at
a critical tine in a child's life. He is
tired of beng KEEP: indoors by sick
ness and wants to romp and play.
But if he tries to keep up with the
other children in their strenuous
games, he Luts a severe strain on his
heart muscle. The usual result of
such a strain is that there will de-
velop a permanent v~alvular defect in
the heart that will in all probability
shorten life.
There is but m way to prevent
all this. II is by enforced rest over
a long period of time. Rest can. rare
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04

If he does feel that the visitor is
sincere, he proceeds by inspiration.
lie may get in touch with postmas-
ters where the missing man has
been. Some postmasters have in
serted notices in local newspapers.
They have notified police depart
ments. They have given their letter
carriers instructions to keep a look
out for a man or woman answering
the description. given. Some of the
missing men have been located in
these ways.
When a person thus sought is
identified, he is told that he is be-
ing inquired AFTER If he wishes to
get in touch with the mother, OF
whoever is seeking him. he does so,
If he does not wish to be reunited
to his family, the Post Office De-
partment does nothing further. II
has no wish to become involved in
any domestic affairs.
Some of the persons who have
written to the department to know
how to receive help in locating miss
ing men have shown that they did
not quite understand Mr.. Hays of.
fer. Some had a confused idea thai
the Post Office system was to write
l tNSly postmaster III tHc CouIlll }
to locate the missing.s Wholesale
letter writing of this sort by post
masters, or by individuals either
would obviously be out of the ques-
ton. There are more than fifty
thousand post offices in the country
n postmaster wrote that If he was
supposed to send letters to all his
fellow ~postmasters he would have
to have a corps of stenographers
Mr.. Hays answer was to use his
own judgment.
The Post Office Department does
not know how many inquiries are
being brought to post offices, and
how many persons are being traced
At first large numbers of letters
came in, to the department but grae
ually people are beginning to un.
derstand that they are to go to theii
local post offices. No record of the
number of visitors to the postmast.
ers has been collected. Judging by
the hundreds of letters tina have
come into the department there i.
great interest in the new service.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04
Daily Letter by Frederic }. Haski

relatives go to their local postmas-
ter in person and consult with him,
giving such facts as the last Hty
where the missing man or woman
lived, name. description, n why
it is desired to get in touch with
him or her.
This last is especially important.
1t is the main reason why the seek
er is urged to go direct to the post
master, instead of writing a letter.
The Post Office Department has no
intention of helping to locate per-
sons who are being sought for the
purpose of collecting debts, nor
does it wish to pursue persons who
do not desire to be found"
Credit agencies are already ask
ing the department to help them
find disappearing customers. De-
frauded men are trying through the
post offices to locate confidence men
who cheated them and departed
over night. Some of them feel that
they are no less heartbroken than
a father. who has not seen his
daughter for five years, and they
are just as anxious as he to locate
their missing friends"
This is work for the police. 1t
Is nOL Ille DuSllltSS OIL lile IOSL ollloC
Department, and it is not the SER
vice of good will which the Post
master General wants his postmas-
ters to perform.
Mr.. Hays points out that hunting
for missing men is not a part of the
departments work by any order,
and that the department has not
obligated itself to find the thou
sands of lost persons in the country.
What Mr.. Hays did do was to sug-
gest that he would like the post
masters to do what they can to help
sincere persons who have been I'M
able to locate relatives.
The Postmaster Generals printed
suggestion, sen out to the post Of
fees, leaves details rs to how this
assistance is to be given to the
judgment of the postmaster. After
he talks with an inquirer the post
master may decide that there is nc
clue tt follow, or he may feel that
the quest, if successful, would not
end in a happy family reunion.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04

WASHINGTON, ID. c., Jan l.
Will Hays plan to help locate miss
ing persons has resulted so far In
a large amount of correspondence
for the Post Office Department,
some reunited families, and a few
puzzled postmasterS who nave
searched the postal regulations in
vain for instructions showing how
to proceed in q search for missing
relatives.
Mr.. Hays has no idea, it seems,
Of turning the Post Office Depart
ment into a complete detective ag-
ency. 1t merely occurred to him
one day that it was rather cold
blooded to turn down by form letter
requests for nelp- in locating lost
husbands and wandering sons.
Pleas for help In such case5 have
always come to the Government.
Many people seem to think hat the
Post Office Department has a huge
alphabetical file Of all the persons
in the United States. AS a matter
Of fact it has no such list. Nor
have the local post offices any card
! catalogues of the populations they
serve. The only reference list to
which a postmaster can refer in de-
livering mail to persons whose ad-
dress is unknown is h city dlrec-
tory-the same book that is avail
able to the public in drug stores,
libraries and hotels all over the city.
Incidentally, there is also a popu-
lar belief that the Census Bureau
has an alphabetical list of the popu-
lation, and as a result the bureau
receives a large number of requests
for address of missing persons. h
Census Bureau, of course, has no
way of giving these persons any
satisfaction. The records taken by
the bureau enumerators are posi-
lively confidential.
The State Department is a third gov
erment office that has often been
asked to locate the missing, espe-
cially by foreigners. The State De-
partment almost never tries to trace
persons in this country. Where for
eigners are searching for lost rela-
tives they are generally referred TO
their consuls in this country.
So, in the past, seekers for miss
ing relatives have received scant
help from the Government. Mr..
Hays considered the rule which says
that postmasters may not give out
information concerning the names
and addresses of persons using the
mails. He recognized hat the rule
is wise in that it insures to persons
using the mails protection against
annoyance. That was the purpose
of the regulation and the Post
master General had no desire TO
change it. Every M who entrusts
letters to the United States mails is
assured that employees are not al
lowed to tamper with them and the
regulation is safeguarded by heavy
penalties.
But if relatives who We're sepa-
rated by accident could be brought
together without violating the spirit
of the ruling, Mr.. Hays decided that
the service rendered would be valu-
able to the public.
Hays Plan
Mr.. Hays plan is simple. Those
who are eager to locate missing
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04
PUBLIC
CABLE WORKS SIDING
EDITOR EVENING NEWS:

EDITOR EVENING NEWS:
L read your editorial in regard to
Cable Works siding on High street,
which you encourage very much, and
claim it will not injure any ones
property. You know hat If a rail-
road was laid or the opposite side of
your property. and you certainly
would object and SO would other
citizens if the track was laid oppo-
site their property.
1 also read in Saturdays issue in
which Mr.. Brown states that Mr..
Seaman asked $4,000, and the
property IS assessed $4,000. Why
doesn't Mr., Brown give the true as
sesslnent not only part Of the assess
ment? He also stated he did not
better that he did as Mr.. Seaman
went to seq him about the first read
ing of the petition and he told him
that the cable works can never lay
a siding on High street. also said
that nothing car he done until the
final reading, but how can Mr.. Brown
go before the Lizard of aldermen and
state that they have the right to pass
cable works petition?
He also said the Smith street side
walks ara taken III with cases and
other obstacles. Well, how is it that
he Is allowed to have a building on
a Sidewalk which is occupied as q
news stand G Madison venue
Mr.. Frank Dorsey and some other
gentlemen have spoken in favor of
the granting the siding and having
Perth AmbCy at heart.
Mr.. Seaman has been a retail mer-
chant for the past twenty-six years
and is Just as much interested in
Perth Amhoy and has it at heart
as we'll as Mr.. Dorsey and any other
gentlemen that spoke at Fridays
hearing.
Also in regard to alderman of the
first ward that Mr.. Seaman sem Cor
him and asked 100000 for the pre-
perty which he claims he offered fer
so5, 1000. He knows from his heart
that Mr.. Seaman never did send for
him. He approached him himself
and asked Kim what he would take
for the property. but was told 1t
was not fol- sale.
Mr.. Jesse Seaman also made a re-
mark that in sons future time that
Perth Amboy will have a railroad all
along h. water front connecting
with the Central railroad.
I would like to know what Mr..
Brown and other property owners
along Water street would have to
say if anything like that should ever
happen.
The petition was granted by the
city fathers and the question is set
tied as far &s they are concerned now
it is up to the supreme court to de-
eide whether they can lay a railroad
or not on High street.
Hoping you will give the public
John Seaman's side of the story, I
remain,
Yours truly.
JOSEPH A. SEAMAN.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-01-04

L desired to see q man who had an
office on the Umteenth Floor of a
tower Babei in a Great City.
And L entered the building on the
ground floor and there was a lad
in Il flivver that ran from the sub
basement TO the roof.
And 1 entered into his jitney and
waited for him to start. And others
entered, until the a was full.
And certain OF the passengers
got off at the second floor and
some at the third floor and some
at the fifth floof and some at the
ninth floor.
And by Tie time we arrived at the
Umteenth Floor, 1 had the bus al
most wholly unto myself; ave that
the lad whc operated the machine
was there also.
Now / tarried in the Office of the
man who 7 went to see, for the
fourth part of ar hour for I was
busy and he pretended to be; and
[ did that for which ] came and 1
pushed the button and the same air.
ship ascended to carry me down.
And 1 entered into it and pre-
pared to drop Umteen Floors. But
| had no such experience. For, al