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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
STATE REALTY MEN
MEET HERE TODAY
1000 Members to Attend Open
Ing Of Convention-Lunch-
con for Delegates
MANY TOPICS ON PROGRAM

More than thousand r"al estate
men assembled today at the opening ses-
sion of the conventions Of ;hc pennsyl e
vania Real Estate Association in the
ball room Of the Bellevue Stratford The
nrst function was luncheon for the
delegates at noon in the clover room, at
which John G. Williams. president Of
the Philadelphia Real Estate Board,
presided
+. Woods Rcckhnrr. Of Nloonn
president of the association, spok" and
addresses of welcome tu the d"I"gatcS
were made by Mayor Moore and Mr..
Williams. The invOCa'io was by IN"
Rev. Elm \. f. PalmuuiSt. executive
secretary Of the Philadelphia Fedora.
ton of Churches.
One Of the most important measures
that will be referred by In" convention
to the Legislature al Harrisburg in
1925 for passage i that "f n license
law to engage IN the real estate bu>i-
ness. More than fifteen states have
adopted such n law the lnt">t being
New York The Pennsylvania Rrnl
Estate Association. wh"h comprises
thirty two real estate boards in ~
many cities and towns IN th" state and
membership Of more than 5000. is
committed to the PASSAGE of license
law. The law is designed to protect tn"
public and property owners by Keeping
out Of the real estate business crooks
and fly by night promoters.
Another subject ~ com" before til"
Convention will be the con ,idprution ot
law to increase the borrowing ca
pncity Of building and loan associations.
more oquitabl" syst'm for tho assess
ment of real property for th" purpose
Of taxation. which has always been III"
subject of constant thought and dis
cussion by r"nl cstnt" mon. will also hc
recommended by this convention. The
question of the abolition Of the four
mill tax from incuw" from mortgage
and substitution therefore Of a record
ing tax will also be considered.
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Two Persons Missing From Card n

a woman and boy were rcpor,r' T.,
the Camden police today ns missing tro.1
their homes. Mrs. Sarah Farley. thirty
thre" years old. Of 1898 Berry avenue
according t" her husband, Patrick. has
been away since September 81. .James
kaStcrcr, eleven years old of 1877
Thurman street, his parents rcuortoh
disappeared last Tuesday.
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Deaths of a Day
Miss RoWena Pierce

Mi-~ R"rann Pierce. Gfty.two years
old, died al h" Surfsid" Hotel. Wild.
wood, \ ! yesterday, following an
iIlur-> o' 'ar'' months.
NJ. p."r.", who formerly lived in
tLiS r.'@. had moon n resident of WiI.
UurI fu. r.u Years. She was ON tho
board II governors Of the Board of
Trnu" / surra services vii be- held
thls morning in the Grace Ep,cupnI
Church ia ill.,, r!ty.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
LABOR FOR P|NCHOT,
GOMPERS ASSERTS
A. F. Of L. Chief Sends Message
to Forester, Who Is Now Sure
Of Both Assembly Houses
EXPECTS TO DEFEAT VETS

Clifford Pinchot. Republican nominee
for Governor. and members of his party
received with profound satisfaction to-
day the announcement Of Samuel Com :
pers that labor is for the Forester in
Pennsylvania.
Mr.. Gompers. who Is president OF
the American Federation of Labor. in
his statement from Washington. gave
to Mr.. Pinchot and his followers that
assurance of lnbor's support which the
Republican candidate believed would be
forthcoming.
Labor studies the record and en-
dcnvors TO give its support 70 those who
are worthy Of trust said MIR. Com
pers. Labor opposed New in 1ndi.
ana. McCumber in North Dakota and
Ncwbcrry in Michigan. Labor Is for
Robert NJ. La Toilette. It is for Hiram
Johnson. it is for Smith in New York
md Pinhot in Pennsylvania. II is for
Frazier in North Dakota and for Brook
hart in owa. These arc but examples
Of our choice
Sure Of Both Houses
Tho Republican leader is continuing
his campaign throughout the Western
counties today. The Plnrhot party this
morning visited Grccnvillc, Hartsville
and Lincsvile; Cambridge Spring and
Conneautvile will he visited this after
noon. winding up tonight at Mendville.
Mr.. Pinchot delivered stirring adj
dress at Sharon yesterday. lie indi.
Gated that he is sure he has won control
of both houses of the General Assembly.
Despite opposition Of the Leslie
leadership in Allegheny County. the
nominee is assured Of majority support
from that county. He expected Mr..
Leslie to announce opposition to the
"dry' planks. He expects similar OPP
position in other sections Of the State.
Expects to Rout "Wets"
He knows the vets will fight to the
end his determination TO drive the
saloon ont Of Pennsylvania by revoca-
ton of the Brooks High License Law
and Woner amendment to that net. but
he is counting upon the support Of the
country members. combined with HIS
friends in the urban districts to rOut
both the recalCitrnnt organization men
and the liquor dealers in both the
Senate and House.
Pledges From the Voters
Plnchot bases his prediction of con.
troll Of the Assembly upon the pledges
he has been given not only by lcgis-
lative candidates but by the great num-
bers of voters he has talked TO in the
counties he has visited. lie has COW
cred we'll over half Of the sixty seven
counties. Nowhere except in Ale
ghcny has he encountered organized op-
position and there the opposition is in
I hn ininoritv
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Edward Hand Burr

Eu"aru Hand Burr secretary IT tho
Link iict Engineering Company, died
of heart d.-rH-" Tuesday night at his
home, Ji"T Guinor road, WYnnewood
Mr., Burr. w. l." was sixty-two years old
was sirj"nru Tuesday afternoon. III"
had h"id his position with the Link
Belt EHHU""riug Company for sixteen
years and vas Il member of the Manu-
fa"iGrrr~ C!ub and the Union League
lie is survived NV his wife
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
StilIman Decision Withheld

White Hams, :, Y. Oct. I.-(R,
A. r.l-i,rcisi"m on the Referees pa.
mort denying n diyorr" to james A
Stillmnn was withheld again today h,
supreme Court Justice Morsrhnusrr
who declared he had not had timn Ir
road the report, lie said be MouId
nrnbnbly Civ" his decision tomorrow
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
ALLEN DEFENDS
US. RESERVE BANK
Governor Tells Bankers That
Industry Should Possess
Stabiizing Influence
CONVENTION is NEAR END

New York. Oct. 5.--Govcrnor Allen
Of Kansas today addressed the third
and last general session of tho Amer
lean Bankers Associations convon =
,ion. defending the Kansas Industrial
Relations Court and praising the Fed
cral Reserve System.
With its court. he declared. Kansas.
during the coal strike. produced 30 per
cont of its normal output This, no
said. enabled the state not only to
meet its own needs bur export fuel.
Al the same time. he continued. the
court. through negotiations with opcr-
ators. kept the price of coal fifty cents
below what il otherwise would have
been
1T ts utterly absurd" he said, 80
declare that the Government may pass
ur"n the property and tho life Of the
citizen. but that II cannot find justice
for him ir the matter of wages and
working conditions If he is engaged in
! ami industry upon which the public
wcfnr" is dependent.
tn" recent railroad strike. he as
sorted. cost the fruit and agricultural
industry on the Pacific coast so 900. =
600. according TO estimates of COM
,""rctarirS Of labor were drawing moro
, 'ha,n Sdo.00o.o0o n year in salaries
and expenses.
II ront"rW. he said. "that il is tho
duty Of Government 70 provide justic,
to the mon who labor M n smaller cost
&" industries than now is paid. TO carry
Oh am Intellectual war which punished
the nuhIiC and docs not help the labor
nr-.
Governor Allen expressed regret that
'hr G"vCrnmcut could not find some
,tHh.li2ing influence for industry as
powerful ns the Federal Reserve system
is in H." financial ii"ld II was his OBJ
Sorvati"n. however. J." said. that Gov
"rnrl"nt was driven by III" same power
~ IN" automobile engine, explosion.
and that the financial explosion of 1907
"had momentum in il.
''\o man can study tho onorntion Of
the Federal Reserve system" he said.
"WithHut realizing that II has funr-
toned ~ the gr"ot benefit 0f every de-
partm'nt Of activity and that it stands
to-day ~ fl" most dependable financial
entity undcr Government CONTROL
Herbert Hoover. Secretary Of Com
mCrCc. who was to hav" addressed the
annual convention Of tho American
Eamk"r>' Association today. wa, nm.
Hhl" 10 do So on account Of Illness. il
waS announced by PreSlcn, Thomas
l.. M"Alams. of the uysociation.
Mr.. McAdam+ said he had received n
letter from Mr.. Hoover this morning
expressing his keen regret thar he
would h" unable to appear. Mr.. Me-
Adams aid he did not know the nature
IF Mr. lIoorer's illness. Mr.. Hoover
arrived her" from Washington las:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
Camden Child Seriously Burned

Margaret Fay, three years DID, Of GnS
North second street, Camden, was ser.
iously burned ImsI night when her dress
caught fire rs Sh" was playing around
the gas Slov" in hcr home. She was
treated nt tooprr Hospital for severe
burns Of the face, head and side.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
James 8. Cummings

r." .a'ro. Of James Il. Cummings.
Il r"ru"! M"rrAHnt. who died Monday
of auoI1.y}. VIII tax" place this after.
NOON at r.o nome Of his Drothcr Albert
Cummings. 30 West TABOR roud. In
'"rm"nl a1I be in West Laurel Hill
C"u."'r.r Mr.. Cummings wa, seventy
three }"or. "nI. lie was member nf
Mount llm,b Lodge. No. 52S, f. and
y. NJ. H." is survived by son, Hur.
a." tTm.'ug,, of Toronto. Canuda.
and doslh'"r, Mrs. John l.. Fletcher.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
Reserve Ensign With Destroyers

Ensign John Gordon Maxwell, Of
Mcr'hHmyllr y, L.. 'n' teen ,rl"oird
TO represent the naval reserve force of
This. district in n destroyer cruise TO the
n5 itIon Of the American Legion at
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
MANS TORSO FOUND IN BRONX

Sew York. Ger, J.--N mai" torso,
believed +" u" that Of the man whose
head WAS 'o"0i il III" Brow gooIogi.
cal gnrd"u SUNDAY, was found ,odny in
tn" Bronx botanical garden, by poIlco.
mon.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
Dresses Stolen From Waoon

Six dresses valued at $500 were stolen
today from a wagon at Thirteenth and
Bainbridge streets, while the driver
went into building TO deliver pack
age. The dresses were the property Of
the Marcelle Company. SIS Arch street
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
FROM NEAR AND EAR

Phutorrlnhs of extraordinary eien,s, prom
incnt people. pictuIv sque localities. from
every Charter of the globe, arc printed every
SeeE IN ,soIt s"pa tones. In the RotograyurS
" H1bit "--Adv
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-10-05
STARVING GERMANS
GETTING DESPERATE
General Won Below, Here on
Visit With American Wife,
Fears FatefuI Uprising
BEARS NO WAR RANCOR

Americans are being deceived by what
they hear of Germany from tourists. is
the opinion Of General Hans Won Below
former commander of the Fifty frs,
German Army Corps. who with hi,
wife, tn" former Mrs. Frederick Turn
bull. of this city, is here for n few
days at the Rittenhousc Hotel. They
have been living in Washington.
Germany is starving. The people
ar" desperate. said the General
"Ev"rything has been taken away from
them. Midd!r-rlass families are forced
to live or what would amount in YOUR
country to 81 month But many of
them ar" too proud to show their un-
! happiness.
| II know of women widowed by the
war, who have stayed in bed ali day
bc"aus" they couldn't heat the rooms!
''NOur tourists visit only the best
hotels With American dollars they
ar" abI" to buy many things chcaply.
! But they do not remember that the
: German people haven't the money to
! pay. The German people have only
marks. and the big stores are not ask
! ing for marks any more. but for francs
and dollars. The General smiled
sadly; "rh"re arc protitcers in Ger
! many. too. You see.
! Th" American tourist. looking about
/ Berlin, mistakes aclucnt Swiss and
! Dutch and Scandinavian tourists for
Germans. hs said:
Neither Swi'S nor Dutch money has
d"prcciat"d. contributed baroness Won
Below. consequently. the Swiss and
! Dutch are spending freely In neigh
boring country wher" things are 50
cheap. They look like Germans. they
talk enough like them. The American
tourist falls into the mistake Of sup
posing they arc Germans. and he takes
htS incorrect information back to his
friends.
Things are not cheap in Germany
for III" people who have only marks in
their purses.
Speaks Fluent English
General Won Below is n gray haired
man, strongly built and as straight as
m arrow. His face is stornly made.
but il can relax very readily into amia-
hl" "r"w>fr"t at the eyes. and soft
curves Gt the mouth. Until he spcaks.
h" SONS much like any American general
IN gray "iviIianSt When he speaks. hr
I; a. an" n'S EHsI!hh
H., m,,.'l>''oLN lnn"n"h by ms natiy"
-, a""sahS", 'h"ush II comes ilnently
'hoISh ana ~ grAmmnficaI.
,n,m,o '".'''',S -, "aS ,, ,"rlsinniL? IRON 20
,ntf S"r,L ,,iir ,;nnur nn" 'j,''tnnhS -, "l 'h'
II .nenl; nhinntivolv ~, rn,.,,,,n, n"n' ..
general land no, nc a Cornon ,,'',II ',.hon '"I
say 'ha, Germany Is crippled and she
has paid I" m" last penny.
bror,iiy i, ,",.M f.,rM. 10y INV, ,nN, ' am NOT
many. 1t to" weak even to driv"
,n, ",,h'r;r., ,I, ~, w i'ihn' INA 'h"E
h,., s,.ir, '' III "'I''"'h"i' num-
- ,ho ,n,,,r,a '1,.iSH"I I rs ar" 'aiklhG
~, ro,,n,nm, ,'"rD",' unnHsrF people; Ahd !
'rLo o'', ,"m. !" ."'hE "' 'hc lhtUr".
vi. frco ,'','. d, i,''S'H Il moment ana
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DEATHS

Arn~-sp-~,-Ersrr
rIIY,lUd...aIIIN ,.r ., lU !lIfNfs
The herald., 1922-02-23
MAN LEFT TRAIL OF BRIDES
trayed Him as Impersonator, eiga-
mist, and Forger.

Philadelphia. - Having numerous
wives. passing worthless checks, i'm
personating a naval officer, desertiOn
from the navy, and obtaining money
under false pretenSes are few of the
charges against Lieut.. Harry Fades,
alias Harry Moore Miller. alias Fred
G. Hickman, arrested here a few days
ago.
Pictures of Mutt and JEFF" tattooed
on the mans right leg led to his un-
doing. The Philadelphia authorities
arrested him on the charge of imper-
sonating an officer. He was in custody
four days before it was learned he
was the man Department of Justice
agents all over the country were seek
ing. Fades was married i'm Norfolk,
Va, December 4, where he posed as an
heir to a large fortune. A few days
later he deserted his bride i'm Balti-
more, Md.
In Baltimore, Fades is accused of
passing worthless checks and marry
ing another girl. He is accused Of
posing as naval officer In lndianapO-
lis and of marrying a girl in that city,
and 1t is said he has other wives
strewn along the path from Texas to
Norfolk. He killed man in Texas.
according to a story told by his Nor
folk wife. He is also charged with be-
ing deserter from the navy. where
he was an enlisted man.
The herald., 1922-02-23

into Il deep-lined pie plate and bake
in Il nlAerate oven. When cool, cover
with Sweetened whipped cream, sprin-
Killed. generously with freshly grated
cOcOnut or other chopped nut meats.
Spice Pie.-Line a pie plate with
ricn pastry and spread layer Of
marmalade or jelly over the bottom.
Cream one-half cupful of butter with
One-half cupful of sugar, add two we'll
beaten eggs, one tablespoonful or
cream, one cupful of flour sifted with
teaspOOnful of cinnamon and one
half teaspoonful of cloves and the
same of baking powder. Bake until
firm in moderate oven. Decorate
with cheese balls and serve.
Crumb Pie.-Line baking dish
with pastry. Beat four egg yOlkS with
three-fourthS of cupful Of sugar, add
the grated rind and juice of an orange,
one cupful each of finely chopped wal
nut meats and bread crumbs, One-half
teaspoOnful each of grated nutmeg,
cinnamon, n pinch of cloves and gin
ger, with two teaspoonfulS of baking
powder and the whites of two eggs,
beaten stiff. Mix and pour into the
shell. Bake in moderate oven until
firm.
Stuffed Egg Piant.-Take two medi-
um-sized ripe egg plants, cut in halves,
and remove the pulp without breaking
the skin. To the pulp add teaspoon
full of salt, little pepper and one ia
bleSpoOnful of vinegar. Let stand one
hour. Chou one onion, a Glove of gar
lie and one shallot fine; add three ta-
bleSpoOnfuls of minced parsley, one
half cupfui of mushrooms, chopped,
also two tomatoes, chopped. Place in
irving pan and fry a golden brown.
Add the drained egg plant and one
cupful of soaked bread crumbs. more
salt and pepper. and fry until well
cooked. Fill the shells. adding butter.
and bake until the shells are tender.
Banana and Peach Compote.-Wash
two cupfuls of dried peaches, cover
with cold water, cook over night and
the next day until tender, then rub
through a sieve and sweeten to taste.
Add the strained juice of an orange,
the pulp of six bananas. put through
sieve, with drop Of pink coloring.
Serve cold
The herald., 1922-02-23

EHlDTOlueTeu PHI D W
slips will last twice as long If they are
turned at night for sleeping on the
plain side. When the plain side of
the case is worn it may be renewed,
making = new case.
When cooking any food which boils
over easily grease the sides of the ket-
tie.
A roll of cheap toilet paper kept in
a handy place in the kitchen will save
much work; wipe knives and greasy
plates. clean up spilled material and
save cleaning cloths, wipe out sink.
Various other uses for 1t will occur
to one who is using 1t daily.
When using a flat-topped gas oven
on top of the stove always keep a pan
of water on top to heat; then there
will be hot water ready to wash the
dishes without extra heat.
Keep a measuring cup in the flour.
box or bin, one in the sugar bucket and
one or two for liquids and the work
of measuring will be greatly decreased.
Save any canned fruit juice-a cup
full will make good pie; mix with
sugar, cornstarch, egg and milk and
bake in pastry shell. Cover with a
meringue and most delicious pie will
result. Water may be used instead OF
milk and with tablespoonful of but
ter for richness the food value is in
creased.
A few small branches of the cedar
tree are good for cleaning the flat
irons and few wrapped with the
furs will keep the moths from trou-
bling them.
For thickening soups, chowders and
au gratin dishes, crackers make use
full adjunct. Cracker cake, too, is a
wholesome one and is both delicate
and economical.
The herald., 1922-02-23
Thugs Act Is Stopped
by Engine Headlight

Uniontown, Pa.-The glaring
headlight Of an engine on the
Pennsylvania railroad here
thwarted an unidentified man,
who. after throwing rope
around the neck of Mrs. Eliza
beth Chambers, twenty-five.
dragged her into a swamp. Mrs.
Chambers had gone to the place
to meet her husband.
Mrs. Chambers said she ar
rived first and was awaiting her
husband, when rope was
thrown about her neck and
drawn taut. and she was dragged
toward the swamp.
Just before she lapsed into I'M
consciousness. Mrs. Chambers
said. she saw the glaring head
light of an engine which had just
rounded curve. This evidently
caused her assailant TO flee. for
she next remembers lying in the
swamp with the rope still about
her neck.
The herald., 1922-02-23
TO PUT OUT FIRE
LET BAND PLAY
Oklahoma Scientist Advises Call
ing Symphony Orchestra In.
stead of Fire Department.

Kansas City. Mo.-When there is q
big fire, find out the flame tone and
call a symphony orchestra instead Of
the fire department.
Prof. Hilton |. Jones, chemistry
head of the Oklahoma Agricultural and
Mechanical college. demonstrated vi
brationS before the City club here. He
let the audience hear flame sing"
and then put il out by sound.
Distinguishing fire by sound is
easy when the burning substance is
known and when there is only one ele-
ment. such as hydrogen" he said. The
fame is eXtinguiShed when its neutral
The herald., 1922-02-23
FOOLISH ADVICE

SORRY. sir" telephOned the butcher.
but we are out of sirloin. Why don't
your wife order you roundT
"What's that?" exploded Harker, at
the other end of the line.
"Why don't your wife order you a
rOund?"
"Why don't my wife order me
around? Man, that is all she does
from morning until night! II you
were nearer I'd" But the startled
butcher had hung up the receiver.
The herald., 1922-02-23
THIEF USES DOPED CIGARETTE
Makes Officer Unconscious and Steals
Fingerprints From Robbery
in Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City, Okla.-A doped Gig.
arctic was used to make an officer un-
conscious and permit a man to steal
fingerprints that had been taken in
connection with the robbing of a train
Physicians worked three hours to re.
vive the officer.
after lighting the cigarette he of.
fered me, l talked a few minutes to
the man." said the policeman. Il last
remember seeing the stranger reach
ing for the prints and hearing him say,
Well, l got you that time"
The herald., 1922-02-23
The Worlds Temperature

During the fall both land and wa.
ter are gradually losing their heat. and
they continue to do so during Janu-
airy and February. which. therefore
average colder than December during
q normal winter. The earth does not
really commence TO gain heat until
March. and the least heat Is radiated
during January and February. In other
words II takes the suns increasing
irat ~ '~o months To produce suf.
The herald., 1922-02-23
Good News for the Patient.

"Sam. smut off that photograph a
moment. will yOu?" said the barber
who provides music with shaves.
don; you like that jazz record"
asked his assistant
sure, but I'm fixing to go around
the gentleman's chin. can't keep time
with short strokes. Cour-
ier-JOurnaI.
The herald., 1922-02-23
NuM hL4~ s4Q
A Friendly Tin.

A young woman tells of dining out
and being seated next to the slx-year-
old daughter of the house. When her
mother left the table for moment the
little one leaned toward their guest
and said In low, admonitOry tone.
Nov, do be careful, cause these are
our very best table glasses.
Transcript.
The herald., 1922-02-23
Woman, Hit by Train, Regains Mind

Topeka, Kan.-The shock of train
accident slowly is bringing back the
reason of Mrs. Loretta Moore. She
was sent to an asylum six months
ago after numbering her daughter.
She lost hand and an eye when she
was hit by the train, after she had
escaped from the institution, but her
sanity is returning, say physicians.
The herald., 1922-02-23

Gcient warmth to Offset the slow COOL
ing of the earth's crust. which has
been taking place since the following
August.-S. X. Pearson Jr.. Cooper.
alive Observer United States Weather
Bureau, In New York Post.
The herald., 1922-02-23
Sentenced for Cruelty to Hoos.

Duluth, MINI. they denied
food or water 10 their herd of hogs
last autumn and allowed 10 of the ami
mails TO starve o. be devoured by their
companions, John Morgan has been
sentenced to 30 days hard labor, and
his wife fined 500.
The herald., 1922-02-23
Placed Doos Before Children.

New York.-Because he insisted that
his dog be fed before his children, FL
mer Starkey, New York City broker
has been sentenced 70 keep away from
his home, pay his wife 500 a week,
and see his children only on Sundays
and holidays
The herald., 1922-02-23
Well 70 Be Prepared.

"Why do you waste so much time
with that old diary OF yours?" her
mother asked
81 suppose it's foolish" the beauti.
full girl replied, but one never can
tell. / may have 70 produce an ex-
cuse of some kind in court some day"
The herald., 1922-02-23
There's a Reason.

You say you dotted on your last
mistress?' Yes, mum. l certainly
did Then why did you leave herr"
we couldn't continue to be friends on
my wages mum."-Birmingham Age
Herald
The herald., 1922-02-23
A Cruel Condition.

Edith-Why is Alice always no short
Of money; didn't her father leave her
a lot?
Madge-Yes, but you $40 she's not
to get ii till she's thirty and she'll
never own up to that.-BOston Tran.
script.