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The Washington times., 1922-08-24
MORE TROUBLE FOR FANS.

A contrib who is bothered with
wants to know who can
tell him how to discern between a
lady and a gentleman mosquito.
He's willing to treat the male mos
quito harsh but SO hates to be
rough with the lady mosquitoes.
An English scientist Is confident
that oysters change their sex. He
put in water what he thought was
gentleman oyster. In a few
weeks, however, 1t bore hundreds
Of little oysters. He then labeled
1t female but in a few weeks II
changed to male again. Here's
more trouble for the fans.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
HUSBAND IS FINED $40
ON "MAMMY'S" COMPLAINT

Married In 1895, the romance Of
Geneva Nelson and Henry Nelson,
colored, was Jared again today, when
the old colored nanny" had her
mate in Police Court on a charge of
assault.
Judge Mattingly fined Henry $40
and told him to leave his wife alone,
when she has her misery" Police.
man Embrey. OF the Second precinct.
had to step in and help make poace
in the family af'er a Quarrel. Mann:
my" Geneva admi'''' hailing Henry
TO court twice before.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
MRS. lEGARE'S ESTATE
WIllED TO HUSBAND

Mrs. Stella Alberta Legare by her
will, dated June s, 1910, and filed
for probate today, leaves a diamond
ring to her son. Sidney Kent Legare,
and the remaining estate to her hus.
band, Hugh s. Legare. The will
declares the son is provided for
under the estate Of his grandfather,
Sidney A. Kent.
The husband Is named as execu.
tor and after his death II Is re.
quested that Alexander B. Legare
and Corcoran Thorn be appointed
guardians of the boy.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
374 ADJUDCED INSANE
IN DISTRICT LAST YEAR

According to a report made by Cor
poration Counsel Francis II. Steph.
ems, to the District Commission srs
yesterday, of 465 persons against
whom lunacy proceedings were in.
stituted. 374 were adjudged insane
and sent to St. Elizabeth's hospital.
,nformations against minors than
against adults. numbering 1907 for
he former and $50 for the latter.
These involved 3,429 hearings.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
Jewish Mass Meeting.

Congressman Albert B. Rossdale,
Of New York, one OF the House mem.
bers most active In securing adop.
ton OF the Hamilton Fish resolution
endorsing the restoration Of Pales.
tine as the Jewish home land, will
preside at the mass meeting Of local
Jews next Tuesday night in Central
High School auditorium to celebrate
the ratification Of the Palestine man.
date by the League Of Nations.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
A SOFT REPLY.

A fatal hour had come. He
knew that he must be brave, so he
screwed up his courage to the
sticking point. and said:
shall ! ask your father for his
consent tonight, darling?"
You'd better do 1t now" sud
denly answered the small brother
from behind the sofa. PAS just
taken his boots off,
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
Job at ST. EIizabeth's.

A physical director in the Veter,
ans Bureau, ct. Elizabeth's Hospital,
is needed. and examinations for -thr
will he held bu the Civ''
Commission. Information
relative to the vacancy may be oh.
tanned at the office OF the secretary
Of the fourth civil service district.
Archie Butt building. 1725 New York
avenue. The position pays $1,000 n
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
HANK HAWKINS.
GOSH DERN, so 1T is.

Why is an aristocratic semin.
ary for young ladies like a flower
garden?
Because II Is place OF
naughty culture (horticulture).
4. O'S.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
WHERE CAKES HANG OUT"

Sweet sixteen, you look like . dream;
Your face IL 40 sweat, like peaches
and cream.
Better watch your step while strollinE
about
You should know that on Ninth street
In where the cake-eaters hang out.
META FREY.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
HOW TO LOCATE SOME MEN.

I'm very anxious to see Mr..
Smith tonight?" stranger in
quired of Smiths wife, after he
was told that Smith was not at
home.
II can't tell you where he is?"
she answered. III / only knew
where his new bootlegger lives /
would be able to tell you"
PEORIA.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
Autos Stolen Here
During Past
"a Hours

Oldsmoblle touring. owned by
Thomas l.. johnson, 1t13 X street
northeast. Stolen from Thirteenth
and + streets northwest.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
ISN'T 1T AWFUL, MABEL?

There are still 81 concerns IN
the United States manufacturing
GOrkscreUS.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
THE BEACH NUT.

Augustus rickens
Was fond of chickens,
But they were always out OF reach,
But still he had the dope.
He used q telescope,
And drew them near down on the
beach.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24

Komisarjevsky, said TO be the
best theatrical director In
Europe, Is coming to this
country TO show the directors
a few things. He halls from
Moscow, and the soviet leaders
have let him live only because
he had too long a name to
write on the 'Kill-'em-Off'
records.
JUAREZ.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
NOSEY, LITTLE BROTHER;
WHAT WOULD THE
FANS DO WITH HIM?

Little Johnnie Blatherslsite
Wouldn't 60 to bed at night.
II his sister had a beau
Johnnie thought he ought to know
Everything they did or said,
So Johnnie would not 60 to bed.
Let this verse be chapter one,
And to give the "fans" some fun,
Let us hear what they would do
And write II out In chapter two
How they could get, without
fight,
This Blatherslkite to bed ut night.
SAM SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
IS MADE BEFORE BALL LAW BEYOND RENT BOARDS RULE
S22aiE!!A!RD@ I! No
'S4-9eN BILL PRICE N2s>

n oOmhEn OOMNl AN l..
Summer girl;
Summer fan;
Summer hammock;
Summer man.
Summer love;
Summer biisses;
Summer joys;
Summer kisses.
Summer sighs;
Summer voWs;
Summer lies;
Summer roUs.
Some are happy;
Some are sad;
Some are sorry;
Some are glad.
Some are parted;
Some are Wed;
Summer gone;
Summer dead.
LOTTA TINES.
POSITIVELY NOTHING
RESERVED.
(Ad in Los Angeles Times.)
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
A VACATION DELIGHT

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order il sent TO your seashore or
mountain resort-95 cents
month, $3.50 for three months.
The Washington times., 1922-08-24
THE FINAL GREEN EDITION

contains baseball scores. complete
racing entries and results and
other sport world happenings
Get your news a day ahead.
Evening star., 1922-07-06

Silk floss sofa cushion, 75c-
Choice OF either round or square.
from 10 to "a inch.
S0-inch poplin, 79c-In all desir-
able eolors. suitable for cushions.
overdrapes. portieres, etc.
Coiored Scotch madras, 49c-An
ideal curtain material. So inches
wide; cream ground, pink or blue
figures. tThe Heeh. Co., third roor.
Evening star., 1922-07-06

Turkish towels, 15c-The long
loop kind, soft and absorbent.
14x24.
StenciIed pillow slips, z9c-
Crash, in 2O-inch round only.
Choice of several patterns.
Huck towels, 15c-Highly alb
sorbent, deep bodied cotton huck,
with red border.
Evening star., 1922-07-06
Co.: Con. ::s! end BOYS
q Summertime things in En-
a big one day sale wv

BOYS HATS, 5oc-The wash
able kind. Tam styles with em-
broidered name band. Fast
colors. blue, gray, green, brown
and khaki fabrics. All sizes.
BOYS WASH SUITS, Soc
Button-on models. In durable
wash materials, combination
colors and style effects. Sizes
2 to S years.
Evening star., 1922-07-06

BOYS KNIckERS, Soc-Gray
crash and "Datona" cloth, with
belt loops and hip pockets.
Knickerbockers. 7 to II years;
straight knee, S to 8 years.
BOYS BLOUSES, Sec--Sport
and collar-attached models, in
high-count striped percales.
Sizes 7 to Is years.
BOYS OVERALLS, S0c-
Heavy blue denim with deep
bib and four large pockets.
Cut full. Sizes 8 to II years.
Evening star., 1922-07-06
Boys cool Panama suits. Sc
Boys golf caps, 81

Genuine Palm Beach Com
fort Caps, pleated or one-piece
top, sand, gray and heather
shades. All sizes.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

The coffee boils,
 With it's fragrant steam, The firelight f1ickers On the mountain stream.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

oFF1cERs' night with Brig Gen
  Sourdough proper, credit served dur American perfornnd his m wa
  now with the Aesken Poad Conmi ssions Malo enc Mre. jolly the Line previous entertained Farewell RecpC1on the home 0
 Charles nd Ralph EHenry friends cap1aans are as we'll could be expected".
 
  vii SQUAD, FAL IN"
  
 Services. Sunday Sept3d, 1922 
 sat Church in Ha1nes 9.3o A.M. Confess 
 Presbyterian Chapel, ,Hanes. Eveni .Mr Denton Ft.Sewa Invited ~~~-~~ ~  Friday. (tonght), ptlst: "The mirlwnd"
 
  Monday, Sept.4th Tire Wife,, Wednesday, septs6th
 Burton omes Travelc The to --~-~ ~
  The boils, laid A hooting owl
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

A hooting owl With It's mournfu1 call And a star-1it heaven Over all.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01
MIGHT CAMP"

"NIGHT CAMP" The pine boughs laid For the evening bed wi tn O.D.Blanke cts overspread.
The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

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The Chilkat post., 1922-09-01

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Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
Learninu Plant. lie Job

He was not feeling well one day"
the superintendent said. "and the
doctor ordered him TO stay at home.
Horace objected. but his mother in
terceded. with the result that l was
notified he would not be here. "At
least not today and probably not to-
morrow" the message said. About 2
o'clock that afternoon Horace
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
Willard Improves
Storage Bcttery

The great year of progress in stor-
age battery developments has just
closed Motorists and car manufac-
turers now have batteries available
that embody some fundamental i'm
provements in construction and these
changes were made possible by the
renewed experimental work and low
cred cost of materials which have
followed the return to normalcy.
r. L. Gielow of the Electrical
Equipment company, distributor of
Willard storage batteries, says this
firm has recently announced their
new all-rubber battery. This is a
battery using the Willard company's
patented threaded rubber insulation
and their new monobloc Zone piece)
hard rubber container. The combi-
nation makes a battery that is rubber
inside and rubber outside and is prac-
tically indestructible.
Mr.. Gielow also says that this COM
pany has standardized on the use of
rubber gaskets for sealing the post
and the cover of the cells, so that the
batteries are now absolutely leak
proof at this point. This type of
construction greatly simplifies man
ufacturing and affords a very salts
factory method of making a leak
proof joint between post and cover.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
CONPELS
ATTENTION At
GOTHAM SHOW

In a letter received by Bob Coul-
ter, manager of Snow & Tufts Auto
company. the popularity of Olds mo-
tor cars at the New York show is
glowingly described.
The Olds Motor works is facing
1922 with prospects of enjoying one
of the best years in it's history. We
are confident good times in the auto
mobile industries have come back to
stay and that the next few mont
will see a big revival in buying"
Such was the statement of Guy H
Paisley, Olds sales manager, who,
with other executives of the local
plant, returned from New York
where they attended the national
automobile show and superintended
the Olds exhibit. Other Olds men
returning from New York included
A. B. c. Hardy, president; Ernest J.
Shassberger, advertising manager,
and T. J. O'Brien, assistant sales
manager.
"The automobile show in New
York." Mr.. Peasley continued. gave
us ample assurance that the people
are coming back into the market as
purchasers of automobiles. The show
rooms were crowded all week. Bad
weather prevailed on several days
but this did not hinder them. Last
Thursday night It was necessary to
close the doors twice. so packed was
the building.
1.-THE Olds exhibit was a center of
interest, We had one of the largest
and best located places on the floor.
Space is allotted according to the
standing of the companies during the
past year. So we'll did the Olds Mo-
tor works keep up production and
sales in 1921 that we now rank as
one of the first companies in the
nation. In 1921 we moved up five
points.
During the first five days of the
show we sold SO cars retail in the
showroom. That is more than we
sold last year during the entire week
wholesale orders are picking up
rapidly. Charles Larson. our New
York distributor. has given us an
order for the immediate delivery of
a solid trainload of Oldsmobiles,
consisting of 80 carloads.
''All the dealers we talked with
during the show gave us reason for
optimism. Their remarks are in
marked contrast to those of last year.
At the beginning of 1921 they had
many complaints to make. But now
they have only the best of condi-
tions to report and promise that or
ders this spring will be big.
1.-THE Olds Motor works is hoping
to put on big displays at the Chicago
and Detroit shows. We believe that
when the effect on the motor indus
tries, and particularly on the local
plant, will be decidedly beneficial.
"The Olds cut-open eight-cylinder
chassis is attracting considerable no.
tice and comment wherever 1t goes.
In New York, under the direction of
e. McMullin. it was one OF the CEN
ters of attraction. 1t has just been
sent to Philadelphia for the show
there and will later be displayed at
the Chicago show"
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29

if you like it. you can't help but
succeed"
Mr.. Dodge went to work early in
November A little while ago he
drew a check for the first money he
ever earned. He is proud of that
check and is going to keep it.
Yes" he remarked there is a bit
of sentiment about that check and
am going to have it framed. But
don't get the wrong idea--it's the
Cancelled check I'm going to keep. l
have use for money. the same as
anyone else, and besides, what salts
faction is there in earning money If
you can't put it to some useful pur-
pose? 1 shall value the things !
bought with my first earned money
more than l valued the money itself"
Early Rising Is Tough
He was asked about the nature of
his duties. My principal duty" he
grinned. "and my hardest, is ROLLINS
out of bed at a. m. 1t takes fight
sometimes, but l manage to get here,
AS you see, l am working in the wood
and metal pattern department. So
far they have let me work on only
a few machines. / want to try them
all, but my boss tells me it's against
the rules-that / might get hurt, and
all those things. l suppose he's right,
for that planer there is dangerous
and that big rip-saw, too. Anyhow.
/ have managed 10 make a few pat
terms of my own and the men around
here seem to think / didn't do so
badly. How about it. boss?"
He turned to address X. c. Babo,
the department superintendent to
whom young Dodge was assigned
for his first apprenticeship.
Better than that" said Babo.
''They were fine. But the principal
idea is to give you a good working
knowledge of the whole department.
You can't hope to learn everyone of
these machines"
"Has Right Stuff in Him"
Babo added that young Dodge
seemed determined to emulate his
father in the latter's amazing me-
chanical versatility. The elder Mr..
Dodge, it, was said, could run any
machine in the entire factory as well
as the most expert workman.
1--WE have hard time keeping this
young man off some of these ma
Chimes" he said. He wants to know
everything first hand. The first
week he was here he ruined suit of
clothes and was quite painfully
burned because he insisted on get
ting too close to a cupola they were
dumping in the foundry. What we
are trying to do is keep him out of
danger and teach him the general
routine, so that he will know what
he is talking about in later years
when his responsibilities are greater.
From here he will move on to an
other department and so right on
through the factory. He has mapped
out an ambitious program for him.
self, but he has the right stuff in
him and believe he's going through
with it,"
Babo related an incident which
tends to prove his contention that
Dodge likes his work and that his
daily presence at the factory is not
merely for the qualification OF a
whim.
Learning Plant. Life Job
'He was not feeling well one day."
the superintendent said. "and the
doctor ordered him to stay at home.
Horace objected. but his mother in
terceded. with the result that l was
notified he would not be here. "At
least not today and probably not to-
morrow" the message said. About 2
o'clock that afternoon Horace
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
IT SAVES GASOLINE

Some motorists wonder why then
automobiles run so low a mileage pei
gallon of gasoline. while another ma
chine just hike theirs can make many
miles more on the same amount OF
fuel. That. most likely, is due to the
use of retarded spark when all that
is necessary is to advance the spark
as far as possible under the circum-
stances. 1t will increase the mileage
20 to 30 per cent.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29

wheels. This means that there is a
terrific amount OF energy expended
through the rear tires.
Miller tire men say the imlnensity
of the energy expended may be fur
ther understood when 1t is realized
that collected it would be sufficient
to carry a man weighing 200 pounds
to the moon. 100000 miles away Is It
any wonder, then, that automobile
tires wear out?
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
EoR EEFIclENr COOLING

Where a pump is used to circulate
cooling water. II is wise to fill the
radiator up to the top arl then turn
the engine over a few times. so the
water will reach and fill all parts OF
the system. If this is n ~ done. the
pump will obsruct the passage Of the
water t. the Jackets. which remain
partly empty or fill so slowly as to
leave an impression that there 10
more water IN the system than there
actually is
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
Math Experts viii
Please Observe!

Energy sufficient to carry a pound
OF sugar distance Of $4,000 900
miles; to transport 260 bushels of po-
tatoes from the Atlantic to the Pa
clrlc coast, is no greater than the
energy necessary to run a car over
10000 miles of average road.
The momentum of a car is delivered
to it by the engine thru the rear
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29

thousands upon thousands OF per-
picking details TO master before any
one can hope to know il ALL" con-
cluded then and there that l would
concur in the estimate of his boss.
who q moment before had said:
"EIe has the right stuff In him, and
I believe he's going through with It."
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29

walked into. the shop and took of
his coat. 1 couldn't drive him out
but | did refuse to let him work
Even then he hung around watching
the others until quitting time.
ASK me whether he is really in
terested ana l say, 'No-he is enthu-
siastic.'"
walked over TO young Dodge, who
had in the meantime resumed his
work at some large wooden object
that was whirring around in a dizzy
fashion on lathe, and ASKED him
how long he thought II would take
him to learn the whole factory from
top to bottom. There was not mo-
ment's hesitation.
"All my life" he answered.
Knowing that Dodge Brothers fac
tory comprises some 100 acres Of
floor space and that there are literal
ly hundreds of departments and
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
HORACE DODGE
STARTS IN ON
BOTTOM RUNG
BY {. Y. Watson

They say he has a peculiar apti-
tude for mechanical things, just as
his late father did, and this is un-
doubtedly true. but there is also
something Of the philosopher in the
makeup Of young Horace +. Dodge.
1t was my opportunity to observe
him at his work one day last week,
and to chat with him long enough
to get fairly accurate impression
of the new personality which seems
about to make itself conspicuous in
the industrial life of Detroit.
Young Dodge has done as he said
he would when he returned from his
honeymoon trip i'm Europe a few
months ago. He has gone to work.
Not on a swivel-chair job in the
front office, nor even a director
generalship in the shops. but just
ION duty" with thousands of others
who earn their living at Dodge
Brothers. The millions left to his
family by the late Horace E. Dodge,
one of the two founders of the great
institution which still bears their
name, are not going to be a barrier
TO the practical education of the son.
He is determined to learn the
works" from the ground up.
Arizona republican., 1922-01-29
Carries Play Into Work

II thought 1 knew the factory
pretty WELL" he said, as he turned
aside from favorite rip-saw for a
moment, but | am quickly finding
what a tremendous lot there is still
to learn. 1t hasn't been so long since
used to bring my bicycle right into
the plant and ride all over to see
what was going on. 1t has always
fascinated me and l really wanted to
get into this work long ago-but they
thought should stay in college.
II guess l must have inherited a
mechanical turn of mind. / have
always liked to tinker with things
mechanical. There is nothing so very
a boat or an automobile.
II am beginning to find that you
can carry your play right into your
work and get even more enjoyment
out of it than you did before. You
not only continue to crafty your
personal interest, but you accom-
plish something constructive at the
same time. That is what makes the
difference-the fact that work en-
ables you to accomplish something
constructive from an economic stand
point, whereas by 'tinkering' for the
sheer sport of ii, one usually ac-
complishes nothing.
Draws First Paycheck
81 can see now that man would
be foolish TO engage in a vocation
for which he is not temperamentally
suited. 1t seems to me, judging by
my brief experience. that the whole
secret of progress is bound up in the
question of whether you like your
job or not. If it fits In with your
hobby. you are bound to like It. And
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-26
VETERANS LAUD
THE WAR MOTHER
MEMORIAL IDEA
Spanish American and For
eign War Veteran Organ
izations Endorse Plan for
Hospital Here.

Major ]. II. Toulouses plan of
locating the National War Mothers
Memorial hospital at Albuquerque
has received the unanimous en-
dorsement of the Spanish War
Veterans and the Veterans of For
eign Wars, both of which are now
in convention at Pacific coast cit
les.
According to wires received
here yesterday, the United Spanish
War Veterans We're unanimous in
their adoption of the entire idea.
1T was a most remarkable trib-
ute to the mothers of America :"
declared w. L. Mattocks editor of
the United States War Veteran, in
a message sent from the conven-
ton hall at Los Angeles following
the action of the organization.
Judge Marks, commander of the
Veterans of Foreign Wars last
year, will be in Albuquerque Mon
day morning at 10 o'clock and
plans are being made to thorough
ly acquaint him with Albuquerque
and this section of New Mexico.
Judge Marks is a member of the
memorial hospital committee nam
ed yesterday at the convention.
It is expected that the American
legion will take action similar to
that of the Spanish War Veterans
and the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
The legion will hold its national
convention at New Orleans starting
October Is.
Major j. II. Toulouse conceived
the establishing Of a gigantic hos
pital as a memorial to America s
war mothers. AS the hospital will
be especially for those suffering
from tuberculosis, he planned to
erect 1t here where they can have
the benefit of almost continuous
perfect climate.
AS planned, each state will have
a memorial building complete in
itself, but united with the other
buildings; all of the buildings be-
ing so located that they will form
a gigantic cross. Major Toulouse
recently made arrangements to Sc
cure 70 acres of land near the
city upon which the memorial
hospital will be erected. A cam
paign for funds will soon be start
ed centering from Chicago where
the campaign headquarters will be
established.