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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
CAN REPRESENT HIS CONSTI-
TUENTS IN DEBATE.

Bristol, Va, Oct. 5.-A strong de-
mnnd for Congressman from Ninth
Virginia District who can get on the
floor when occasions demands a
speech and raise his voice in the in
,tercst of his people Is being heard in
every corner of Fighting Ninth" 1t
would seem that many of voters are
anxious to SEQ speech making Con-
gresham represent the Ninth.
Congressman Slemp and Candidate
John Hussinger make no claims to
being orators. Slemp's record in Con-
gross. is marked by the absence OF
speeches. He was compelled to have
another make his talks. Hassingcr is
also inclined to shrink from public
speaking, and could not be expected
to defend his people in debate.
In George c. Peery, the Democrat
ic candidate for Congress, the voters
have what they have been seeking.
MIR. Peery can and will make a speech
and ia regarded as one of the most
forcefhl orators in the state. Voters
of both parties who have attended
his meetings are convinced that he
is master of the art of speech max
ing.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
BIDS WANTED.

omce Of Virginia State H;gh,.
commission, Richmond, virginia
BIDS will be received a. tha naa..
Oh the Virginia State Hiphwav Gn,s
,n,,i ms corner 10 q Marshnli tso oa-
TTichmond, Va, until 12 o,ciocL r
iuesday, October 10th. for tha " So.
struction Of Aor the con-
fhOTECT 256, ROUTE IL
~ ROAD Burke's Garden S;d;.
m ~ aazeweli in Tazewell county %
mics OF 16 #. Bituminous any a.s9
vi, Treated macadam roadwnv =,
giving approximately 13.5OS ~ III u
oa excavation, sc Lin H. 60 yos'
Lsi Gu. yds. Class opp coro % pipe,
r .o;niuwaiis 22O6 Lin. TT. Woods ~',or IN
90 BRIDGE over North. ~,
~ ,ihth River, Sta 9-2O. length 1 ae,
oLthree 25' clear reinfornnss h' e2
I Ir Deam spans. Roadwav. 10 col
rIi og approximately $50 ~, L.
CI"s a., a. Concrete. I56 6 Oh w. J.
rn; aSs Is Concrete, and 1ASI1 y y,s
NJ c) Bridge ovor South ro.,. ~,
liver, ,' sta 30 20, length. 6S :. oilnch
IVY 20 clear, reinforced ~. ON.
me- spans, Roadway 10 Fl Invrl'
* "pproximately 52.6 Gu wi, TriD n
c. concrete 1913 GU. yds S EIs.u It ms,
steel. -o LIDS. reinforcing
lO Bridge over sulpbu,. s,,.;
n ua"Sn Sta 81 Do, Length. sopar,lngs
H ne oo 1T. clear, rcinforced co q" A..
u",m span. Roadway 10' Invni,; o.e
,.rpdp,ioSS,Imatcly 33.1 Gu. yds. "A" CnnE
;,co e oo.A Gu. yds. "B' Concrete "mJ
'-oo Ids. reinforcing steel "i'o
NOTE: Contractors rcouest;r.
p1s''ls Tor bridges on this nrd iao.
w piehse give name of BRIDES ~,
"'''c" proposals arc ,nsired vi
frtilied checks as follow, ,,,,,..
oo''.s,paly Dids: Project 256 So. 90n
w. lor road and $4,000 for coch
r, inns ana specifications are ON fla
H. Inc olilce of tho Virginia State
,lghw"y Commission, Corner 1Otl e.
marshall Streets, Richmond mi ~
nc Offices of tho District Enginao,s ~
NJ bristol, for Project 25G. Addit;onoi
| ans for bidders for tho above nro
uc.s can be obtained upon nnnfico-
tion to tho State Highway C1mmia-
ions upon receipt of $500. pnvnbIo
% tno Assistant Commissioned. 80 Eo
u which VIII be refunded whom plnns
.re raturnod in good condition. with
mLwo weeks nftor bids nro opcnod
INN inns NJ Tor tho bridges can DO secured
rom w. T.. Hobnrt, 500 1-2 t.. Franls-
M st, Richmond. Upon payment of
- cents cach. Specifications md hid
ing proposals mny be obtained hv
,eequcst from tho Office Of tho Stat',
| Highway Commissioner
Engineers will be at 256 Mt Tazo-
VOL 9. II. at County Enginoer's Of
ice, 10 A. NJ. October dth To allow
prospective bidders over the proieot
Tho State Highway Commission
reserves the right TO rcpcot any or
STATE HIGHWAY COMMISSION.
II. G. SHIRLEY, Chairman.
G. p. COLEMAN, Commissioner.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
THREW BOOZE FROM SPEED.
ING AUTO.

Snow DUNCAN, of Tip Top. Vn,
was arrested Sunday night after n
thrilling chase, which was linked
with series of mishaps, and is now
n prisoner in the city Jail awaiting
hearing.
Early Sunday night Prohibition
Agent Ell Watkins sighted DUNCAN
near the federal building OH Federal
street. For six months or more the
officers had been OH the lookout for
DUNCAN, and apparently he was
aware of the fact, because when he
got glimpse of Officer Walking he
opened his car and ran wildly down
Federal street and turned west on
Princeton avenue.
Officer Watkins followed in his ma
chine. Knowing there were usually
one or more police officers in tho
vicinity OF Mercer street Officer Wat
kins hred three shots from his re-
volvcr into the mir in order to attract
the officers attention. PatroImnn
Bowen got the signal. He ATTEMPTED
to stop DUNCAN and barely escapeJ
Deing run over. He did not shoot
fearing injury of innocent pcdcstri-
ans. F'''
ouSI ncioIc OunlRan reached the
mercer street corner he threw out of
MS machine sack of liquor and
when, he turned ONTO Mercer street
ne threw out another sack which
contained booze.
Officer Watkins continued the mr.
suit, and when reaching the inter
section Of Pearls street and Dluelield
avenue his machine colided with
Dunigan's car and was wrecked. Dun
igan continued on. A few minutes
later Officer Watkins, accompanied
by. Deputy Sheriff Akers and others,
left in Hudson machine, overlook
DUNCAN near Tip Top and brought
him and his car back to Bluefield.
Dunigan's wife, it is said, was re-
Gently convicted in the courts of
Tazewell county, on charge of boot
egging-Bluefield Telegraph
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
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Schedule Effective April 80. 1929.
Lv. Tazewell for Norton
0:37 a. m. 2,44 o. N,
Lv. Tazewell for Bluefield--
11;05 a. m. 7:25 D. m.
FROM BLUEFIEEs4, EASTBOUND.
$3.50 a. m. for Roanoke, Norfolk,
and point on Shenandoah division,
Sleeper ard dining car Norfolk. PR
lor csG {Broiler) Roanoke and Ha.
gerstown.
7:46 q. m. daily for East Radford.
and intermediate stations.
1.45 p. m. daily Lynchburg and IN
termediate stations and Shenandoah
Valley. Sleeper Bluefield TO Phila.
delphia, Roanoke and New York. DIM
ing car.
9,37 p. m. for Roanoke, Lynchburg.
Richmond, Norfolk. Sleeper to NoYs
folk and Roanoke to Richmond.
WESTBoUND.
$3.50 n. m. for Kenovah, Portsmouth
Columbus, Cincinnati. Sleeper Coluna-
bus, and Cincinnati. Cato car To
williamson.
8:05 a. m. for Kenovah. Portsmouth,
Cincinnati, Columbus. Sleeper to Coz
lumbus. Dining car.
1:o6 p. m. for Williamson, Portz-
mouth and intermediate points.
For rates, schedules, Pullman ".
servation, and detailed information
spply to W. ]. WILEY, Ticket Agent
Rlueiald, w. Va. w. G. eaHadsra
GenE Passenger Agent, EtanokhrjNa
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
HARDING AND THE
| LABOR QUESTION.
It Was Presumed That the La
Dor Board Was Constituted In
the Interest of the Workers
BY Wallace Rassford.
Especial News Correspondept. }

NoPoSiok NoWh COTIeSpOnuent.)
Washington, D. O.-The President
seems to have a most unfortunate man.
ner OF expressing himself, both in his
words and his acts. 1t is given out
that Med" Mclean, whose father tied
up his estate in a "spendthrift trust"
80 that Med" would not be able to
burn 1t up too rapidly, has rendered to
the President the free use of Friend.
ship" the Mclean estate In the sub.
urbs OF Washington, as q aummer
White House, and that the President
has accepted. He will dwell In tho
homo of the rich Ned Mclean. rene
gade Democrat and owner of large
amounts OF railroad bonds and stocks.
VIII play coolies of golf on the private
gol1 course and absorb from this fay
oraole atmosphere great quantities of
sympathy for the section men who arc
told by the Labor Board that one hun
dred thousand Of them must toll eight
hours per day without losing an hour
In order to draw s56SO4 per year for
the support Of themselves, their wives
and children and other possible do
pondents. The atmosphere In which
the President finds himself fairly reeks
with moral aid and sympathy for the
plain workers Of the land, while the
wine vaults burst with tho spirit OF
liberty.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

Statement of the Ownership. Man.
ngcment, Circulation, Etc, Rcquir.
ed by tho Act of Congress of Au-
gust "a, 1912,
Of Clinch Valley News published
weekly ut Tazewcll, Va, for October
1, 1922.
State of Virginia, County of Tazc-
we'll, ss
Before me, Notary Public in and
for the State ind county aforesaid,
personally appeared before j. A. Leg
lie, who having been duly sworn nc
cortling to law, desposes and Bnys
that he is the Editor of tho Clinch
Valley News and that tho following
is, to the best of his knowledge and
belief, true statcmcnt of the owner
ship, management etc, Of the afore-
said publication for the date shown
in the above caption, required by the
Act Of August ID, 1912, embodied in
section 4d3, Postal Laws and Rcgu-
lations, printed on the reverse Of this
fom, to-wit:
Publisher, j. A. Leslie g. Son.
Editor, j. A. Leslie.
Managing Editor, j. A. Leslie.
Business Manager, w. b. Leslie.
2. That the owners are: j. A. Les
lilo, w. B. Leslie.
ii. A. LESLIE, Editor.
Sworn to and subscribed before
me this goth day Of September, 1922.
VIM. G. BAUGH,
Notary Public.
(My commission expires 8-3-25,)
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
ARRESTED FOR COUNTERFEIT
ING-DEATH LITTLE CHILD.

Freezing Va, Oct. 2.-Andrew
Stanley and Creed Short, of Georges
Fork, near here, were arrested by
Government agents this week upon
charge of counterfeiting and held
for the coming term of federal court
at Big Stone Gap.
1t seems that the two men had Sc
cured n press, or device, for manu-
featuring greenback bills of various
denominations, so closely resembling
the original that only an expert could
detect the difference, and that they
had on hand large amount of imi-
tation bills. The press and bills were
found in their dwelling houses.
a number of rather prominent
citizens and others not so prominent
were engaged in a big poker game.
with a quantity Of whiskey on hand
from which they frequently imbibeu,
at Georges Fork, near Clintwood, the
other day, when suddenly Jim Sher-
man Mullins, the noted justice of the
peace and terror of evil-doers, swoop-
ed down on them and arrested all
but two or three who fled. Those ar
rested were fined for gambling and
will probably be prosecuted for hav-
ing WIiShey III possession and Wal
rants issued for those who escaped.
Squire Mullins has since his ap-
pointment by the court last March
made it uncomfortably interesting
for yioIators of the law. At the time
Of his appointment he declared his
intention to throw himself into the
breach and do what one man could
do to arrest crimo In this section.
He is rsligiously living up to that
resolution and for 30 doing ia being
highly commended by oil law-abiding
citizons.
Rachel, aged eleven, daughter of
Russell Haynes, Of this place, died
Saturday after a short illness of dip
liberia. The remains were laid to
rest yesterday afternoon in the fam
lily burying ground.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

here.
Tramp@I know l cant with you
making all that fuss.
Tcaeher-Who can tell ME the du-
ties of the Poet Laureate.
Ezekiel-Flc hands out the poetic
license.
"Why, did tho police arrest the
poor old blind man."
"Bccause they saw him blush whom
the lady passed."
Speck-l have been getting up by
my, rooster, but this daylight saving
makes him an hour late.
Spoof--Why don't you get hen;
you could set hen easier.
Charlie-Anything on your hip?
Matty-Sure.
Charlie-What il is?
Mntty-a birthmnrk.
Inquisitive Old Lady-Whnt. in
oour opinion, is you finest piece Of
Authority Inst income tax re-
turn.
Edith says he would rather dance
thnn eat"
,"Wcll, she'll find plenty of men
who would rather sign n dance pro-
gram than dinner check"
Ethcl-oh. lookl you've grown n
nustache, haven't you?
Louis-Well, YOU needn't worry.
Johnic-Sny, paw, gimme quar-
ter to give to II cripple.
Fathor-All. right, my son; here it
is. Now, who is tho cripplc?
Johnie--lle's the tickct-scllcr at
the moving picture show.
Harvey guess you've been out
with worse looking young fellows
than I, haven't youY"
No answer.
Harvey (slightly loudcr)-I guess,
you've boon out with worse looking
young fellows thnn /, CHI? :.
Girlie-I heard you worry well the
rat limo, Mr.. Harvey. I'm thinking
it over.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

The Labor Board was created by the
Transportation Act, of which Senator
Cummins was the principal author.
The Senator, in a statement before
the Senate Committee on Intorstate
Commerce, said: 81 suppose those
who framed the Transportation Act
never dreamed that when the Govern
ment undertook to fix the wages of
any man who was required to work the
pay would be less than would be noe
essary to support him and HIS family
in reasonable comfort"
Those who have been about tho
halls OF Congress for many years could
tell many tales OF the insidious infiu.
ence OF the big corporations and their
interlocking interests. 1t was pre-
sumed that this Labor Board was con.
tituted in the interests of the workers.
but when It gets to functioning 1t func.
tfons for the corporations! OF course.
the President makes up its member
ship, and there lies the crux of the
whole thing. This calls to mind the
fact that robber schedule OF rates
on cotton goods was presented in the
Senate the other day by the Republi-
can Chairman OF tho Committee in
charge Of the tariff bill. Senator. Pat
Harrison jumped to his feet and
forced from Senator Smoot the admis.
sion that the head OF one of the larg-
est cotton mills in the country had
actually dictated the rates, letter for
letter. Thus the interests OF the mil
lions OF users of cotton cloths, ging.
hams, prints, etc, are not considered
at all, but the manufacturer is per-
mitted to frame q schedule of tariff
rates on the imported goods that gives
him an entire monopoly OF the Amer
lean market, thus permitting him to
charge as much as the traffic will bear.
Senator Harrison cited too many in.
stances OF dividends having been de.
clared by cotton mills of from fifty to
one hundred per cent. in single year,
and yet there is big textile strike
going on in New England because the
mill owners will not consent to pay
the operatives living wage. But It
, was for such that the big moneyed
interests dug up their millions to
finance the campaign OF falaehood that
drove the Democrats from power and
put Harding in the White House.
l
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
SAYS INDIGESTION
WAS ENTIRELY
OVERCOME

Hope for the millions of unforLun-
ate men md women who nro victims
Of stomach trouble ia sounded by Il
r. Owen, l112 Wyllic Ave, Danvillc
Va Mr. Owen was IL victim OF stom
ach trouble in It's worst form bui
WINS completely restored to health b.,
taking Tanlnc. lie says:
81 suffered from indigestion ate,
every meal, was badly constipnted
and got 80 weak and run down ii
was all could do to keep going
Tanlac fixed me up fine My stomach
and digestion got NIL right, galncd
twelve pounds, and just feel good
NIL The time"
Undigcstcd food fclments in tho
stomach md soon the entire system
is filled with poisons. Tnnnc was de-
aligned to restore the stomach to
healthy condition and build up The
whole body. Millions everywhere hive
acclaimed its wonderful power. Get
n bottle today.
Tanlac is sold by all good drug
gists.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
'ris Better to be Sure than Sorry
IT'S Better to be Sure than CORY
SEE US FIRST AND BE SURE
CLINCH VALLEY IN
SURANCE AGENCY,
(Incorporated.o
TAzEWELL. VA.
REPRESENTING

As>SN~A1A' AAS9
american Central Insurance Co.
American Alliance ms. Co.
Eiremafs Fund ms. Co.
+ Colonial Fire Underwriters.
Dixie FlfS Igsuranoa Co.
Great American fbBurapcs Co.
Glens Falls Insurance CO,
Getmania Etyc Itsurapcs Co.
Hartford Fire Insurance CO.
Home Insurance Company.
Liv. and Lon. and Globe Tns. Co.
London ASSURANCE Corporation.
National Fire Insurance Co
Niagara Fire Isurance Co.
N. Y. Underwriters Agency.
New Hampshire Fire ms. Co.
Norwich Union Fire ms. Society
Phoenix Assurance GO.
Qusen Insurance Go.
Royal Insurance Co.
Va. Fire and Marine Inns. Co.
S-Sutk1oDn<e1nx1&-rA4nl5u3 111n fss[-.-S.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06
HONOR ROLL OF CLkFFIELD
SCHOOL,

7th gradc-Lettie Elswick, Lydia
Elswick, Carrie Harrison.
9th grade-Ella Earls, Della Pru-
cit, Ella Altizer, Archie Cochran.
9th grade-Willis Cochran, Ruby
Altizer, Noomc Elswick, Grey Har-
rison, Edne Brewster, Willis Coch-
ran.
4th grade-Samuel Cochran, Sid
ney Pruett, Fred Turner. Jessie
Potts, Alice Mundy.
Bird grade-Hoyt Altizor, Carl Har-
risons Raymond Morrison, Grace
Turner, Wiley Pruett.
2nd gradc-Charles Brewers, Rob-
ert Cochran, Harry Petts, Irene AL
;izer, I.eona Asbury, Ollie Harrison.
1st grade-Bramble Pruett, Tom
Niccwander, Margie Pruett.
Primer-Eli Rose, Mary Pruett,
Firm Harrison.
FOR SALE OR TRADE FOR 9TH
Err STOCK.
pure bred Short Horn bull calves,
of the Villager Strain. These are the
best ever raised. VIM. E. PERRY,
'Tazewell, Va, r, F, D. 9-22-H
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

What would you call man who
hid behind woman's skirts 2"
IA magician"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

DoctorANow you SEQ what comes
OF eating. green apples whom your
mother told you not do.
Boy-I didn't cat 'em cos liked
EN-: ] ate 'em to find out why shs
told me not to.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

Just what the President meant whom
ne said the railroads would bo run
even IL ne had to draft the men to
run them" is not exactly clear. The
White House, after attention was call.
ed to the statement, denied that Il
meant what 1t said. Most men seem
10 be optimistic enough to think that
THIS Is still a land of freedom, though
q Dit hazy as to just whore tho free
dom comes in. and still wonder IL It is
possible. under that ancient document
known as the Constitution, to compel
men to labor against their will, ex-
cept in penal servitude.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

/ Blank notes, criminal warrants
civil warrants, at this Office.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

"Hey, Bill" shouted the camper,
Chow many chops did we leave in
the leo box last night for break
1.-TWO, Of COURSE"
"Well, the bloomin dog has got
away with yours"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

When storms have bufreted tho
mariner about at sea until he ia be.
wildered as to the position of HIS shin.
ne stops and takes reckoning to de.
termine just where he is. 1t might be
well Just at this time to pause and
try to determine the location of the
PRESIDENT on the great labor question.
A little over year ago. May "a, 1921.
speaking in Now York, the President
said: I'm our effort at establishing
industrial justice we must see that the
wage-earner is placed In an economic.
ally sound position. His lowest wage
must be enough for comfort. enough
to make his house home, enough to
insure that the struggle for existence
shall not crowd out the things truly
worth living for. There must be pro-
vision for education, for recreation.
and margin for savings. There must
be such freedom of action as will in
sure full play to the individuals abil.
ities."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-10-06

Policeman Ito tramp OH park
bench)-Hoy, there! you can't sleep
here.
Tramp-I know can't with you
making all that fuss.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
AT LEAST GUILTY OF LYING
Iruly Clergyman Had Refraincd From
BIasphemy, but He Had Sinned
in Another Direction.

clergyman who Years ago settled
III massachusetts "ncc rcprovrd Il
workman for swearing Willie he was
blowing Il now field.
Swear" said the man. 81 guess
you'd swear"
NhrEcupon the preacher took tho
plow and hurried after il. Indignantly
denying the charge. Then. as the
lleld became more imraSS;hlc, hr he.
gan painting:
i never saw the like. never saw
the like" When he had zone nncc
round the field he stopped hrrnthlcss,
and added:
There, yon sec didn't find i, ncccs-
Snry to swear"
NO" said the other. "but you've
told morc'n 80 lies. You said YOU
never did sec the like, and you saw
1t all the time was plowin"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
COULD DO WITHOUT UNIFORM
Youthful Fijian Proved Anew That
Necessity Is the Fertile Mother
of lnvcntion

~ Traveller from Fiji i'm the old lny:;
reports that al times in the pas,
when tn" game WAS first introduced
there the FiiianS used To yet waves
OF cricket madness. nnn in some out
lying Villages where il WAS nut so
readily uurllcd by law !, match would
hc kept up for weeks on end In
"ihrntally, they wor" their pads
strapped ON their naked, huo,lcSS lcG~
with Il very mdicrolls effect Hlt ryi-
IDENTITY the FiiianS have no ScnS, or
the ludicr"uS, for our traveller further
reports: "Anuhrr liSl'nwuishn.
| mark That rather amused me once M
country WAS when my house bo,
| ltsan, came in ono day with his hail
| cut away from one side. of his head
looking lik" Il somewhat weird part.
ing for the remainder stood M ~,
usual like bass broom with briStlrs
five inches long. ] asked him what on
earth he had been doing ana he re-.
piled: "Sir. | am now Il ,nrmbrr of th,
l.onalomA "a" team. and we have
agreed to cut our hair like this, as thr
store cannot get II SnShcS all the
same color. London Tit.Rts.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
FEELING OF SECURITY

You naturally feel secure when you
'now that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such II medicine is DR. Nilmer's Swamp.
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every bot.
tie of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulunt and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder
troubles.
n sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kimcrs Swnmp-
Root.
III YOU need a medicine. YOU should
nave the best. On sale at all drug stores
III bottles OF two sizes. medium and large
However, ii you wish first TO try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
h'ln'cr Co. Rnghamtcn. y. -. for II
sample bottle. When writing be sure
ana mention this paper Advertisement.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
NOTHING WORSE IN PROSPECT
Traveller Satisfied He Had Got Over
the Most Uncomfortable Part of
His Journey.

w. s. lNgliS. the Wrll-knOwn coal op-
orator. told Il railr"nh story AT Il rail-
road mems lanuu"t in Scranton.
"Thrrr used to be II little line ha
said "a branch limo about II miles
long, that MAS notorious for it's bumps,
general NiScomiurt and dirt.
"A train ON this limo pulled into
town one morning. late half an horr,
rs usual. and Il man said as he rose
and brushed himself OFT
"'Wcll, ,Eank goodness, tho worst
part Of my journey is nvrr'
Coin lar:' said another man.
ll"n@ Kong, China said The first
I chap"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
Henry Hadn't Cl,anued.

Mr DllN"ri"n was rceling rather
pleased With himself.
so you heard me make my speech
last night, Maria"
eS' answered his wife. II was
UP in the gallery"
We'll YOU haven't told me what YOU
'housht OF it," said Henry, expecting
to be highly praised
on it reminded mo so much of
your counting me, Henry"
Really? How was tnat?"
"h! liellrS, | thought YOU would
never come to the point"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-09-21
Not to Be Cheated.

'rhhdthlhcr and Betty were pay
IN" visit to the strawberry patch
II" picked som" small. luscious hrrricS
ana lrd them t" the little girl For
l'lhiSrli IA" found much larger ones.
B"itN Watched iiiEl for Il few mo-
mrl1S, ana then said :grnvcly: "Grand-
father, | can cat The large ones, 100"