The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-29
The Mighty Fall Flappers Healthy Young Bird Preens Plumage- Prevents War-WOmen Don't Believe c arry Henry Has Ford Prof. Answers Bry- an.

ancestry, once the most beautiful woman in Cleveland, divorced from her husband, is dead, after seven at tempts upon her own life. The last was successful The higher the seat the further the fall. It is hard for the successful to endure misfortune The unsuccessful do better. because they have the discipline of misfor- tune. Cleopatra, deprived of love and kingdom preferred to die. Pre- ference is perhaps not the right word. Grief, pain, alcohol, disease attack the center in which the desire to live has chine being impaired or destroyed the suicide is inevitable.
 
 National League for Prevention of Spinal Curvature finds that the flap per's spine is better than the spines of her progenitors on the female side. She dances, walks, plays bet ter than earlier women She is healthier and a handsome specimen. Her skirts may be a little short, but those short skirts are infinitely healthier than the long ones, she used to wear. that dragged the ground.
 As for the extra display of stock ing, the idea of immodesty will dis appear when a few conventional minded people really get accustomed to the notion that both sexes have to have feet and something to attach the feet to the rest of the body. There is one legitimate protest, about stock ings, which is the wrinkles. The modern girl permits no wrinkles. She is alright The young bird must try its wings and preen its plumage.
 
 Admiral Sims, on visit to Bridge port in 1921, said that the airp1ane would subjugate the surface ship. He is certain now of what he then be- Iieved. He tells New-Haven with detail that torpedo planes, with speed of hundred miles an hour. can scat ter a fleet, sink the individual ships with bombs that need not even hit the target, and overwhelm at the same time with clouds of poison gas. The effect of a ships guns on air plane practice would be substantial Iy nothing. The news is good. The power of a nation on its own soil is enormously increased. This tends to prevent wars.
 Mrs Carrie Chapman Catt wants the League of Women Voters to go into politics, wants them to cut out their academic studies into men and measures. The women believe she's wrong. In their Baltimore conven- ton they have voted to keep on studying. Study, understanding, sci entific knowledge of the best thing to do is sadly needed in the politics of the world. The more investiga- ton, the less partisanship. the better things will go. Women may study in a non-part:san organization. take the fruits of their knowledge to a party organization, and thus parties may be made intelligent. instead of merely greedy and quarrelsome. Somebody stole Henry roro-s car. 3Ie told the police. They asked him what kind of a car. He replied. ''Ford. of course." Henry appreciates now one of the drawbacks of his pro- duct. He has made F'ords so com mon they are easy to steal and hard to recover. To every blessing some sting attaches.
 
 John Lawrence St. Clair, high sounding name, has four wives. Says a dozen would be a catastrophe. A dozen catastrophes. with St. Clair the leading disaster in every case. This young man Is half baked, a type that ultimately will be dealt with by | permanent segregation. on some quiet island, where by cultivation of land with a measure of supervision per sons endowed with a limited amount of sense may get along. at no great expense to the rest of the world.
 
 Dr. Spangler. Virginia professor. | answers MT. Bryan's questions, about | Creation and the Scriptures. Bryan l sends him a s10o. and awards him | the championship for evasion. Asks l him to put in writing. that he is de- | sceDdaat of an ape. Spangler car'r | do that truthrully. if he is an evoiu- | tionist. Evolution does not provide | en original origin high as the ape | It pictures the progenltors of man as certain tiny cells. afloat in water. To l appreciate this reasoning 1t is better l to know a little biology and to un- derstand the beginnings of the life | of every mammalian creature that | comes into the world | Delinquents Are