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The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

T. must be a shock for a b0hhed- haired girl to meet her tresses coming down the street switched" to some other persons head
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

One reason why eggs are so plentl- ful Is that lt takes an imaginative man to get a thrill out Of throwing them at a screen actor.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Thls generation should see that the new lingo for alrmen Is not buFdened with ten-letrer words like automobile and locomotive.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
On Limitations of Leaving.

Stellu-Great questions are being settled by conferences.
 Bellu-Then why don't they hold one Un how tU keep cOoks7
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Claiming that a dentist left one of hls instruments in h!s lung, patient Is suing for S25,OOO. Cant cough, but wants the dentist to.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The men who say tiapper can dress on SST.S5 a year must have a hunCh that the fashions will make the fem mine costume next to nothing.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

A psychologist wants to know why widows are so attractive to men. If he dues not know. he does not know enough 70 be told.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

IT there Is really a puleozolc mon- ster in Patagonia 1t would better re- main hidden or 1t will be drafted for LAe movies.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
Piles Cured in 0 Co I4 Days

Druggists refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure Itchlns, Blind Bleeding or PTotrudlng Piles. Instantly relieves Itching Piles, and you can get restful sleep after first application COG.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Screams of a woman frightened han dt-s away from a meat market. The woman ss believed to have Just priced the round steak.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Advertising writers state that "knicEers are gaining new followers ' Sure they are-and, consequently, more wearars. too.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

If Europeans will settle up we may think more Of making America place Co settle In.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Radio has given a great impetus to "llsrpnln ln." but It will not he long until the listener will soon want to do all tue talking.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
Question.

"AIy rubber plant is aillng." "Well?"
 should 1 take it 10 a druggist or Q fiOrisr?'
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

A boys childhood Is over when he has developed to the pOinI where he would rather kiss a girl than 10 kiss his dog.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

A proof of civilization: Our cows are mllked by machinery and human beings by the itching palm.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Any father who has just married or his daughter In handsome style knows why King George Is offering his private yacht t0E saIe.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Tn this age of shlly-shallytng about the only people who stick to theE guns are the bandits,
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

If t stays here long enough the eI- perts will be correct ID saying that jazz Is dying.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Oarswomen at Oxford are 10 wear bloomers, and old Tom Brown never saw anything like that,
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

South Africa seems to have been bitten by something worse than the tsetse hy.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Persia has slim chance to be peaceful; more oil wells have been discovered there.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Before lending any more money to Europe rhls nation wants Co be as sured that 1t will not be spent for a new war.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Now Is the time when lot Of home gardeners are rubbing their backs and hoping rlat the seed won't come up.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
Never

The dletltlan's broth came in. gave a whoOp, "Nother made nothing quite SO th!h And called It soup"
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Some happy towns are reporting eggs at the lowest prices In a decade.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Lenln will be tempted never to for give the United States for not attend ing his cOmlag-Out party at Genoa.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

IL must keep some of the candidates busy buying hats since they throw them Into the ring so often.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The official status of many married men when their wives are out of the house Is speaker pro tem.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Prof JoshI Of India says American girls are real hypuorLsts.' But maybe be Is only living up tO his name.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

For the average man, Ito have and to hold" Is a tough Job when he tries It on bootleg hootch.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
To Cure a Cold in One Day

TO Cure UOIu m VHu NHJ
 Take Groves LAXATIVE PROMO OUININE tablets. The genuine bears the signature of E. W. Grove. soc.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Too many have an Idea that uPlift- Ing the people and holding them up are synonymous.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The Department of Agriculture has Issued a leaHet ou How tO Tan a Hide" Every boy knows that dad knows.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Eliminating the "obey" from the marriage ceremony Is another attempt Co make theory 6J the facts.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Sometimes We wonder why popu lar government Is so unpopular.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

A British savant now In America says trip ro the moon is no longer absurd. But the arriyee's condition may be.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Does the speaker who says 1924 will be syumen's year mean that it Is d. visible by tuurG
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

There are 10000 lepers in Russia. but they are not the most dangerous Of the Russian people, by any means.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

All -ed-nelded girls, says Chi- caeu professor. are bowlegged. That's what makes them red-headed.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Japan's renewed activities In Si- berla are inclined to make that coun- Lry lapaneasy.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

In spite of the radios popularity, It Is doubtful if It ever will displace over-the-fenCe gossip.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Eversharp leads for EYersharp lead pencils in hard, soft and indel- lible at Kellers. 25e a box.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

"One Car Knocks Him Down; Other Runs Over uim"-Heudline. Great Scott. Are they hunting in pairs now
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Since the radio. the family no longer ruuy out Of the house to hear the band, The band runs Into the house,
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The girls refuse to leugJhen their sElr.s; another proof that luTuries are not coming down.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

A friend Is a fellow who says he has stopped smoking cigarettes, but only stops buying them.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Is Tupan had really evacuated Ss- beria when she first said she would, she would have saved herself trouble.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

One way Co teach the small boy arithmetic Is let him figure how many hours until school Is out
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The farmers troubles are passing. and it's not passing the buck, either.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

from foreign lands to breathe the air liberty bringing with
 honesty and truth but all who through the pva ons pioneer days when sometimes the only code the code o honor which generations of vruous had cultivated their hereditary character retained fundamental for their Creator reverence which freedom of frontier essene them hear them they their legislative assemblies to write the law; sec the hear the rough words by they write the that insure liberty and education to their children
 They the founders call through the mists of the past There shall be instruction free schools imposing upon the of children doctrines and dOgma daeu to them; neither shall there of that liberty prize above possessions and within the walls of these free schools have established any nsdouS un dnng that for God and His inspired word which thrug all the truaon life have found the only safe rule of life and conduct upon which protect from the the one who
 n his heart has God May heed this call hear it message and carry it with us through the years.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Until the secret stop Is put on the radio phone lJ cannot be used for loy- CTS a..Jls.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The next American army Of occupa- tlou that goes 60 Europe, likely as noJ' will be sent C.. O. D.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The Iuw may fall. but light shoes carry their own punishment
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Some homes have so much Jazz the baby cries Ike a saEophOue.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

There Is nothing ID the price of lum- Der Co cOndgm that it was ever cut down
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Hawaiian hula-hula dancers blushed when they saw some imported Ameri- can films. Don't blame them-but how does a Hawaiian bIush7
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

Most of the things that are home made these days are sold In stores.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The radio shops certainly radiatO prosperity these days.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The price of onions is enough to take ones breath away
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
sHARING THE HONORS.

SHAKING THE HONURS. Visitor-So yo1 are going to speak e piece in school?
 Bobby-No; only 8 piece of e piece. I'm in a dialogue.
 The Worlds Show. I wish that taxes they would cut Until the lot were ended Td like to be a deadhead. But
 The free list Is suspended.
 The Modern Idea. "The man who Is always ready to seize an opportunity Is great" "Yes but the man who can seize what somebody else has made out of an opportunity Is greater"
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07
Strictly Biz.

Party just asked to be directed to a lady barber"
 After a filtration, I suppOseP 'NO, this was a bearded lady"
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

The men who founded the University of North Dakota were largely the those who SIX years thereafter established the state adopted our copstu- ton and enacged the main body of our laws. am speaking now with all sincerity and on behalf of the fathers and mothers of state builders of the aom- monweath who still share tle faith of their fathers
 It seems can see and hear these stern pioneers of the prairie state love- Some left their eastern homes, where culture, learning and simple fath in- herited from colonial ancestry prevailed others came
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

First Publication, Sept. 21, 1929. Final Publication, Nov. IS, 1922.
The daily Alaskan., 1922-10-07

First Publication, Sept. 16, 1922. Final Publication, Oct. IT, 1922.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16

MATCH To DECIDE
TENNIS CHAMPION
Champ and Former Holder of
Title PLAY Today, All Others
Vanquished.

Philadelphia. Sept. 15.-(By The AS
sociated Press -William I. Tilden,
III. of this city. and William NJ. John
ston. meet Saturday on the courts of
the Germantown Cricket club to decide
the national lawn tennis championship
of the United States for 1922.
Sole survivors of players who q
week ago swung racquets in quest of
the title, they reached the final round
by decisively defeating opponents of In
te%rnational calibre. Johnston won from
Vincent Richards of Yonkers, n. Y. SO,
g.. 81. and Tildeu eliminated Gerald
T.. Patterson of Australia. 4-6. Ga, 6-3,
81. The meeting of big and Little
Bill on Saturday will be their third
clash in the championship final of a
national tournament. Johnston won the
honor from Tilden in 1919 and the
Philadelphia wrested the title from
Johnston a yeyar later. In tournament
play they have met 10 times and each
has won five matches. These contests
reduced TO sets show that Tilden has
won 20 TO Jonhston's 10.
Additional interest centers upon the
struggle for the winner will take per-
lmanpnt possession of the imposing ma
itional championship bowl, each having
won two legs on the trophy in past
seasons.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16

New York. Sept. 14.-September 16
the first track and field meet for
women that has ever been sanctioned
by the A. A. u. will take place at the
stadium of the College of the City of
New York. This a more important
step than the rank and file of follow
ers of athletic for either sex realize.
This recognition of athletics for
women by the controlling body of am
ateur athletics in this country will
have its effect on the many nations en-
gagged in and contemplating athletics in
track and field for their wOmen The
United States cannot claim to be the
leader in this move. for European ma
tons have long since paid a great deal
of attention to sports of all kinds for
the opposite sex. but the fact that we
have at last given cur consent in an
official way will further aid this some
what new venture.
1t is true that there has been a great
deal of competition by American wom-
en- in track and field athletics during
the last few years. and a few weeks
ago a team of young ONE sailed
from our shores to take part in an in
.ternational meet in Paris against the
best that France, England. Switzer-
land and several other countries could
summon. The trip was not sanctioned
by the A. A. o., however, and the trials
and other meets connected with the
selecting of the squad were not recog-
nized by the parent body. As a matter
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
ST. MARY'S PLAYERS
ANXIOUS To TANGLE
WITH CROUCH'S MEN
Squad of % Anxious to Get
Games; Have Practiced
Past Two Weeks.

Coach James Kelly is whipping a
squad of st. Mary's high school men in
to shape for the football season and has
about 10 letters out of towns along the
G. y. high line and st. Charles high at
Helena in an endeayor to schedule a
program. He has been working his
squad for the last two. weeks and a
complete outfit of uniforms is due to
arrive within the next few days.
James Walsh has been elected cap
tain and will play his opsition at half
back. He has % men to pick from and
saws he is going to have a team capable
of giving the Great Falls high school a
good run. 1t is hoped by the st. Mary's
management that Coach NJ. l.. Crouch
of the high school will offer a date for a
practice game or else scrimmage with
the st. Mary's lineup.
Coach Kelly is a pigskin star from
Notre Dame and he is assisted by
Sandy" Campbell. The lads are prac-
ticing every night on a lot at Second
avenue and Eighth street north.
Those who are candidates for the
team are:
Fl. Redding full back; Phelan, half;
Walsh, half; Mullin, quarter; Collins,
half; II. Dwyer, center; ID .Dwyer,
tackle; Novotny. guard; Restelli. guard;
Dempsey. end: Haggerty. end; Gudden-
burg, end; Siefert. tackle; J. Collins,
center; Baatz, tackle: W~ardenski. end;
J.. Redding, end and quarter: Murray,
tackle; Nelson, guard; Alexson, tackle;
Muhlig, guard, and Furlong, end.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
SEASON FOR DUCKS
OPENS THIS MORNING
WITH MANY ON JOB
Reports of Lakes and SlOughs
Show Plenty of Feathered
Fowl.

Unless Fridays innocent b%ystander
kept his calendar very accurately IN
mind, he must have thought Great
Falls blessed with a new crop of geol-
ogists. In fact, were the matter re-
ferred to one in the know, his expla-
nation would have been one word.
"Ducks!"
For the season on wild ducks opened
this morning at an hour when all but
the hunters were grinding out the lat
ter half of a normal nights sleep.
Hunting parties were leaving the city
all Friday afternoon and night, cars
nosing out on all roads which led to
lakes and sloughS where the ducks
have been reported as plentiful. The
only thing which is bOthering In pros
pect is the weather, for the return to
midsummer heat doesn't bring the
ducks down onto the water like the
rain and wind.
Many automobile parties were drawn
to Augusta and Gilman, many more TO
Cascade and Ulm and the stretches
between these places. 1t was the de-
clared intention in most instances to
keep on the ~jobPuntil Sunday night if
the weather didn't turn for the better
ON the opening day.
DUCKS are repofLed every "HeIe nc
plentiful this year, and those who have
watched the season open here for
years opined that never before have
so many +shotgups been oiled, shells
bought. and so many planned to go out
for the initial shooting of the fall. The
season opens later this year than usual
by a fortnight, continuing until Janu-
airy 1. This is for ducks, geese and
brant. Twenty is the limit for ducks
and eight each for geese and brant.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
Roundup and Warden
Clash on Gridiron
Last of Next Week

Special to The Tribune.
Roundup, Sept. 15.-Roundup will be
given an opportunity 10 witness the
first football game of the season q week
from Saturday, September %, when the
locals play Worden here.
Ralph Mercer. instructor In athletics,
has selected his eleven and several try
outs and gridiron tactics have been gone
through. 1t is the aim of Instructor
Mercer to form a crack football team
and it is apparent that there is plenty
available material in the local high
school.
Last year it was a rather difficult
matter to keep up athletics in the local
high school, and in staging the various
football games heavy expenses were
sometimes incurred that were not al
ways easy to overcome. This year it
is the plan Of Mercer to sell season
tickets for four games. With this plan
enough money can be raised 70 start out
the season and give the treasury m
thing TO go on, it is thought
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
BALL PLAYERS
ARE TOO INTIMATE
WITH GAME FLYERS
One Club Owner Employs De-
tective to Keep Watch Over
Star Members.

New York, Sept. 14-Joe Villa says
that a certain major league club owner
has employed private detectives to trail
several star players in his employ to
learn if possible their connection with
professional gamblers. These players
have been under suspicion for some
time, it is said, and their employer
seeks proof of their guilt.
If the magnates can be made TO
understand that the success of baseball
depends entirely upon the public's be-
lief that the championship games are
strictly on the square, perhaps they
will resort to drastic action-the ban
ishment of every ball player who is
even suspected of dishonest methods
on the field.
Gambler Is Feared
Honest players do not arouse sus-
piciOn when they make errors because
they more han offset these mistakes
by winning achievements. Besides.
they do not mingle with undesirable
companions when off duty. But play
ers who live beyond their means, gam
bic on the races or at cards and asso-
clate with crooks shake the confidence
OF their managers when they commit
glarlng blunders on the diamond.
Since the exposure of 1919, the gov
ernors of baseball have learned to fear
the evil influences of powerful gam
blers who are eager to fix games as
well as horse races and boxing bouts.
For this reason, INSCRIPTIONS play
ers must be closely watched and if
convicted by circumstantial evidence or
even suspected of duplicity, they must
be driven out of the game. If not, the
major league ball parks soon will be
practically empty.
Money Craze Is On
Curtailment of the world series or
it's elimination seems to be imperative
under existing circumstances. Many
players are money mad and will do
almost anything, it is thought, to par
ticipate in the huge melon cutting each
fall.
The pennant races, which lead up to
the world series. have developed into
a wild scramble for golden spoils.
There would be less excitement and
cupidity among big league players if
the magnates reduced the value of the
world series. Last year the Giants
and Yankees drew 5000. 223 in eight
games at the Polo grounds. a record.
Each Giant received S5,265 and each
Yankee $3.50. another record. Since
the world series was inaugurated in
1903. the public has paid $5,667,200 to
see the games.
The magnates car stop the cry of
"commercialism" and prevent sharp
practice by cutting down the prices of
admission to the world series and limit
ing the cash prizes to be distributed
among the participants.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
ST. LOUIS 7, BOSTON

St. Louis, Sept. 15.-St. Louis took
the odd game of the series with Boston
Friday and advanced to within half a
game of first place, as New York lost
to Chicago. New York opens a three
game series here Saturday and should
the visitors lose the first contest the
league leadership will shift back to
the locals.
Van Glider allowed only five hits, did
not walk a man and got two hits out of
four trips to the plate, one being a
double.
Catcher Pat Collins, substituting at
first for George Sisler, showed fine
form. handling 10 chances without an
error. making % in two days without
an error.
Sisters injured shoulder was report
ed as somewhat improved Friday and
he expressed hope of being able to play
Saturday. but his physician has advised
against it, saying the star is in no
condition to get back into the game for
several days.
Score r. H. f.
Boston ....... 600 600 1901 ) G
st. Louis $50. 600 900 52*-7 y l
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
Delaware Woman
Crosses Racquets
With Molla Today

Philadelphia, Sept. 15.-After win
ming the girls national singles tennis
championship Friday by defeating Miss
Helen Hooker of New York. 6-S. 6-3.
Miss Helen Wills. the 16-year-old
Berkeley. Cal. high school girl. was
eliminated in the semi-final round of
the women's middle states tournament
by Mrs. Marion Zinderstein Jessup.
Wilmington, Del. 81. 6-3. Mrs. Jes-
sup will meet Mrs. Molla Bjurstedt
Mallory, national champion, Saturday,
for the middle states title, Mrs. NAL
lory having won her semi-final match
from Miss Leslie Bancroft, Boston.
So, 6-3.
Mrs. Mallory also is a finalist in the
middle states championship. Paired
with Miss Edith Sigourney. Boston,
she viii meet Mrs. Jessup and Miss
Molly s. Thayer. Philadelphia, in the
final round Saturday.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
Is TEAMS SIGNED
IN BOWLING LEAGUE
FOR WINTER GAMES
Tournament Play Will Open
Within Two Weeks, Says
Waller i.

Twenty-six teams have signed up for
the winter bowling tournament which
will open within the next two weeks
Oh the Enterprise alleys, it was an
nounced Friday night by j. j. Waller,
manager of the Enterprise alleys and
sponsor of the Great Falls Bowling
association. A meeting of bowling en-
thusiasts was held Friday night in the
Enterprise rooms and plans discussed
for handicap and straight-away leagues.
The teams will be divided into two
leagues and schedules worked out when
the personnel of the teams has been
looked over by some of the old timers
who know the lads that roll EN-
straight" A meeting will be held at
5 o'clock Sunday afternoon in the En-
terprise rooms TO elect officers and
effect a permanent organization.
1t is planned to establish an all
winter tournament of the two leagues
with games scheduled for five or six
nights a week. On their showing dur
ing the winter teams viii be picked TO
represent the Great Falls association
at the state tournament to be held
here in March.
The teams that are entered in the
association for the winter tournament
are: A. C. NJ. company five teamsl;
Americans: Banquet Dairy: BARRIERS:
Black Eagle: Bucks: Continental Oil;
Crane-Ordway; Enterprise; Farmers
Milk company; Gamble Robinson:
Great Falls National bank; Hams;
Knights of Columbus; Madison Cigar
store: Mountain States Telephone
company: Murphy Maclay: Mutual Oil
company: Northern Lights: Prentice
Auto company; Royal Milling com
pany: Strain Brothers.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-16
Play Stars
of City League Teams

into the lead in the city league pennant
race by the scant margin of a 3 TO 0
victory from the Electrics in a game
featured by Remneas' ability to crawl
out of dark. mean holes and retire
Electric batters when they threat
ened to hoist the flag of victory. an
nounced that without Remneas his
team wouldn't appear against the
Elecrics. And Remneas said that in
stead of throwing baseballs over the
plate for the Eagles be is going out
to decorate the plat with ducks.
Steve" STEPHENSON. manager of the
Electrics. issued a challenge to any
and all baseball players and a game
was scheduled between the Electrics
and a pickup team from other teams
in the city league. The game will be
called at . O'Clock Sunday afternoon
on the Earring park field, Stephenson
announced.