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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
TULA.

We are having much rain and
the farmers are getting behind with
work but hope the rain won't con-
tinue very much longer.
Quite crowd from Tula went over
to New Prospects Sunday evening
and enjoyed the nice program, and
also Brother Williams good singing.
Had a good quarterly meeting
Saturday and Sunday, large crowd
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
A GOOD EXAMPLE OF judi
CIOUS COOPERATION.

Two Oxford lawyers lit won't do to
tell their names) are joshing each
other and being joshed quite bit by
their friends over an incident that
occurred recently when one of them
was. asked to sit as a special judge
in "bootlegging" case. The one
who was temporarily wearing the
judicial ermine was in doubt as to
what penalty to fix in the case. he
called up his fellow barrister and
said. "Say, John, I've got a boot
logger here and didn't know what to
give him." sWell, about SO quart
and say, can you get couple TO.
me 2"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

It's moral disgrace to go about
with a scowl on your face, when a
smile can do so much good.
"What is your dogs name?"
Ginger"
docs Ginger Bite 2"
"No. Ginger Snaps"
. Many man has slipped on we'd
ding ring. Slipped on it is right,
-gargles Harry Lundie.
Judge, I'm down. and out"
Maybe you're down." said the
wise judge, "but you're not out. Six
monthsv'
Massachusetts man who speaks ten
languages has just married woman
who speaks only seven, but we'll bet
on the lady.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
NOTICE TO NONRESIDENT.

No. 5317.
The State of Mississippi.
To H. G. Robuck, Defendant, whose
post office address when last
heard from was Memphis, Tenn:
You are commanded to appear be-
fore the Chancery Court of Lafayette
County, Miss, on the 4th Monday of
May, 1922. to defend the suit in said
court of Mrs. Joe Addie Robuck,
wherein you are defendant.
This April %, 1922,
w. M. WOODWARD, Clerk.
w. G. Boyett, Sol. for Comp't.
(E. April 27-MaV 4-11-18.l
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
Thursday, May 4, 1922.
NoTICB!
No. 5343.

The State of Mississippi.
To Mrs. Carlene Young Pugf, De-
PENDANT, whose post office adj
dress is unknown:
You are commanded to appear be-
fore the Chancery Court of Lafayette
County, Mississippi, on the 4th Mon
day of May, 1922, to defend the suit
in said Court of Marshall Pugh,
wherein you are defendant.
This April 18th, 1922.
w. M. WOODWARD, Clerk.
John Horan. Sol. for Comp't.
(April 20-27-Mav AZ
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
ONE KISS A WEEK
nv Weare HOlbrOOk

"Just one kiss a week,
And she smiled as she said it.
"It's wicked to seek
More than one kiss a week"
Then she lifted her cheek
And used up my credit.
Gust one kiss a week"
But she smiled as she said it.
**x
An Oxford postoffice clerk says
Once upon a time there was maj
who told his boss that he was bein,
paid too much money for - worl
he was doing.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

Fashionable women of Loadon now
are taking henna baths in order to
have an olive comlexion. Il fashion
should decree skin of black the
deras no doubt would buy huge
quantities Of ink or shoe polish.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
OMAR UP-TO-DATE.

OMAR UP-TO-DATE.
A flock of buzz-saw underneath the
bough,
A slide trombone, two saxophones,
and thou,
Beside me, playing on a kettle-drum,
All, this fair world is wilderness enow
Ike Roberts says once there was a
woman who said she would be ready
in a minute and was ready in ex-
actly SO seconds.
You can fill a mans head full of
learning, and even put up sideboards
to hold it on; but if his heart is not
in his work, he will ditch the whole
darn outfit.
Silence is golden, especially when
the tax assessor is around.
The King of Siam has twelve wives
but who the heck wants to be King of
Siam?
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

The governor Of Oklahoma says
the prohibition law is a dis al fail
ure. We can't agree thoroughly on
the failure" part but there's no
question about the dismal"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

J Many foreign countries are clam
oring for Tanlac. Its fame is world
wide. Rowland Drug Company. =
Advertisement.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
doesn't keep raining.

Little Madyleen Cole has been hav-
ing the chills. Hope she will soon be
well.
BLUE EYES"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
SLICK SCHEME.

SLICk SCHEME.
"Our mamma is very kind to US
Every time we drink our codliver oil
without crying we get dime each"
"And what do you do with the
money!"
Mamma buys more oil with it.
Lee Almond says, Most men like
little women and little women like
most men.
Every thing comes to those who wait
And the lazy man waits to greet it
But success comes on with rapid gait
To the fellow who goes to meet it.
TODAY'S FIRESIDE PUZZLE
If young horse is a colt, young
cow calf, a young sheep lamb
could you call the young camel a
camisole?
lessee johnson, says, if men had
the gift of second sight there would
be fewer cases of love at first sight
NATURALLY.
"My wife used to play the banjo
beautifully"
"Now she picks on you, | suppose. .
=
"Be kind to ANIMALS week" should
include motor cars, Duma Black,
says, since a car now is the only pet
many persons have around the place.
AN EXCHANGE VENTS FORTH.
as follows: Secretary Fall said,
Alaska alone could pay tor the war.
"And the next day Harding announc-
ed he would go to Alaska next June
IN 1892
Sailor: 1--WE have just seen some
orange peel and banana skins float
ing on the starboard, sir"
Columbus: "Was there any chew
ing gum ?"
Sailor: No, sir"
Columbus: "Then it must be the
West Indies we're coming to, and I'd
hoped it was going to be America"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

Old newspapers for sale at this
offcie.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

The Eagle is authorized to an
nounce A. C. Anderson of Ripley.
as candidate for Congress from the
Second Congressional District of
Mississippi, subject to the action OF
the Democratic primary election.
We are authorized to announce
HON. B. G.. LOWREY
as candidate for reelection to Con-
gress from the Second Mississippi
District, subject to the action of the
Democratic primaries.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04

L. G. Andrews,
Sol. for Compliments.
April 13-4t.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-04
THE ETERNAL TRIANGLE.

love. They
get married
and they live
happily for one
or two years. Then
they drift apart as
people sometimes have
been known to do in the
course of time. Wife feels
neglected and husband sulks.
It's the psychological moment
for third party to appear and
so complete this eternal triangle.
Why live with the shades eternally
pulled down. Why not open the win
dows of your soul, and see something
worth living for, worth laughing at,
when fellow lives like daily fun
eral its time to take a laughing pow
der, laugh like "all gol darn
The Oxford Pastor who preached
on modern women's dress very ap-
propriately took his text from Reve-
lations.
SHOULD HAVE TO EAT 1T.
81 thought you had given up burnt
wood art, dearie."
Ferdinand, how can you be so heart
less. This is pie"
To kill the gloom, and fill the room
with things worth while-just smile
THE OLD "OF IT. CLUB
Long G. Short are in business in
fredericksburg, Md.
The curfew tolls the knell of part
ing day.
The lowing herds wind slowly o'e1
the lea.
The plowman homeward plods his
weary way
But, honest kid, now what's all that
to me?
Man is the only animal that car
be skinned more than once.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27

the base and on the sides of the noun
tain, Excavations at Pompeii have shown
that not one city but series have been
buried beneath volcanic ashes at that
spot.
Through ignorance OF sheer inertia,
thousands of people will continue to court
disaster by living on the edge of the
volcano. 1t is habit which appears to
be an instinct in the human race. Again
and again in the worlds history, the great
volcano has poured forth destruction
upon the human race, yet it continues to
dwell on the dangerous ground of hatred
and suspicion and mutual antagonism.
Either some means must be found to
eXtinguish the volcano, or the race must
move forward great deal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
THEODORE ROOSEVELT

That which we call American is the
essence Of many characters. The legend
of a Washington or of Lincol In IS the
memorial of past which, given lie
through Interpretation, is our Today.
Theodore Roosevelt whose birth oc-
Cured sixty-three years ago, contributed
his character to the national expression
Far greater than the mere political sue
cess of his career is the legend OF that
Roosevelt faulty as all may be, wrong
sometimes and right often, who was so
vigorous a prophet of virile manhood and
constructive citizenship. Mistakes he made,
but they were not mistakes of purpose.
Time softens the memory of animosl-
ties. Roosevelt, not yet far distant from
lis. has those who still decry him. But
time has way of etching its permanent
pictures out of blur of contradictions.
Today the Roosevelt of national memory
is already taking on sharper lines, the
figure becomes more rugged, the tense
expression more compelling, the whole
embodiment something of greater and en-
during youthfulness than that day when
his quick passing shocked the world.
From the best of these, the Roosevelts
and the others, comes our best heritage
Each age expresses itself through its
leaders and, frequently, so little does the
crowd know itself, is surprised at the
echo. They bridge time for us, identify
ing the whole people with those larger
works their leadership enables them to
achieve. He who leads most truly and is
remembered most gratefully is he who
was, even for an hour, the people and
spoke their voice.
Such on more than one occasion was
Theodore Roosevelt. The nation which
accorded him the sublimity of that priv
ilege recalls his devoted memory with
abiding respect and affection "The evil
that men do lives after them; the good is
often inferred with their bones" is false
word in this land. Here we forgive hon
est i'll and take that which is good to bull
wark the foundations of our faith.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
THE NAVY FOREVER

This is Navy Day, observed as such
throughout the land. 1t is well and fitting
that one day each year should be de-
voted to honoring Americas naval
heroes, past and present Their deeds
have become imperishable history.
The navy rendered vital service to the
nation and to humanity during the
World war. No great fleet action was
fought to give spectacular emphasis to
its vital contribution to the victory. But
the convoy, the anti-submarine patrol,
the mine barrage were essential factors
in the winning of the war and the saving
of civilization. So it has been in every
crisis of our history-the navy has not
failed. In the Revolution, the War of
1872, the Civil war, the Spanish-Amer-
lean war, victory without the navy would
have been virtually impossible. Today
our peace and prosperity are safeguarded
by the navy. 1t is an agent of stability in
troubled world. 1t carries no threat.
but it lends authority to Americas voice,
speaking for altruism, justice and law.
On this Navy Day let us celebrate the
conservation to duty of the personnel of
the present navy, the glorious services
rendered to the nation by the navy of the
past. Let us emphasize its unity with
UEoAy HiVeieoI anu dCtlNlCy OIL lne naIl0nal
life. The navy has played no small part
in the progress of America to it's present
state and influence.
While believing in and supporting the
policy of reduction of ornaments by
agreement, let us reject as absurd the
faulty of disarmament by example. Liv-
ing in world Of reality, let us foster the
instrument of our security while looking
forward to the realization of the ideal
not yet attained when the only security
needed by mankind shall rest in the
hearts and minds of men and nations
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27

Chicago.

Chicago. oct. &c GU. S, Depart
ment of lture)-Cattle-Re-
ceipta $4,000. Native beef steers
generally steady to strong, quality
plain. Early top matured steers
$3.50; few loads at $1,000 q 1926;
long yearlings. $13.25; bulk native
beef steers, quality and condition
to sell at $9.50@t2.00; western
grassers in moderate supply; few
early sales to killers, $6.50@7.25;
she stock and bulls low, about
steady; veal calves, stockers and
feeders weak; bulk desirable boz
logna bulls. $4.00@4,25; bulk
butcher she stock about s4,25@
1876; veal calves to packers, $l0,75
@11.OO.
Hogs-Receipts $4,000. Market
slow, mostly 15c lower. Bulk $50
TO 210-pound averages, $1,000
e.10; good and choice, 220 to 225-
pound butchers, s9.15@9.25; top,
1926; bulk packing sows. S7.75 a
$50; desirable pigs. $500; heavy
weight, $S.60@9.25; medium, 1920
@9.25; light weight, $500 @9.10;
light lights, $S.90@9.00; packing
sows, smooth, $7.80@S.50; packing
sows, rough. $7.40@790; killing
pigs, s9.00@9.25.
Sheep-Receipts 10000. Fat RAJ
tive lambs opening about steady.
Early top. s1465 to shippers;
$14.50 to packers; bulk, s14.25@
14.4o; culls generally 10000
1850; no westerns sold early; fed
western lambs, $14.60 to shippers,
averaging S4 pounds; fed yearlings,
$t2.25 to packers little doing on
feeders; sheep around steady.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
GRAIN
Chicago Board of Trade

Chicago, Oct. 26.--Fresh adj
yances in the price of wheat took
place today, owing more or less to
100000 bushels reduction in the
estimates of the Australian export
able surplus. Profit taking sales
at the last made the market react.
The closing was unsettled. at the
same as yesterdays finish to q c
higher. with December and May
both $1.11& to S111Ts. Corn
closed Bc off to Nc to asc adj
vance, oats up 3sc to &c and pro-
visions unchanged to zoe lower.
Despite some wavering at the
first in the wheat market. persist
ent commission house buying, to-
gether with absence OF any agrees
sive selling soon led to a decided
upturn of values. The initial hes
itancy was due mainly to assertions
that car orders issued last night
would bring about increased re-
ceipts at western terminal markets.
1t developed, however. that the
supply of western cars on eastern
roads was small. and that no big
immediate change in traffic con-
ditions was looked for.
Besides unfavorable crop advices
from Australia. continued dry
weather over the domestic winter
wheat belt, with firmness of pre-
miums for cash wheat III all mar
kets gave an advantage to bulls.
Particular Significance was at
ched TO upturns in price at 1.iv-
erpool and Winnipeg, the Liver
pool quotations representing the
chief importing country of the
world an Winnipeg the immense
surplus of the Canadian northwest.
Reports that flour business was
good, especially so at Minneapolis.
had an additional stimulating in
fluence.
Corn and oats reflected the
wheat advance. Offerings of corn
were light, and demand for prompt
shipment showed Improvement.
Provisions had downward slant
in consequence of lower quotations
on hogs.
Closing prices:
Wheat - Dec, Sill q; May,
slim; July. s104M.
Corn Dec, 66%c; May, 66ac;
July, 66iac.
oats-Decs i1Mcj May 4ilae;
July. $685.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
Albuquerque Twenty Years AGO

The largest herd of cattle which has ever left
Mexico in a single herd is soon to be driven from
the Hearst ranch in Chihuahua, known as the Bab-
cora ranch, to Deming, New Mexico. The herd
consists of 10000 head of cattle and bunch Of
fine horses
Mrs. NJ. Armer, of Kingston New Mexico took
the first two prizes for Angora goats in the Ma
tional Livestock Show in Kansas City last week.
while d. C. Taylor of Lake Valley N. NJ, took one
first prize and made the record sale of the show.
Taylor sold 2-year-old buck for $1,4Oo.
Mrs. Edward Grunsfeld returned last night from
Las Vegas where she made brief visit to friends
Paul Kempenich of Perata was calling on friends
in Albuquerque yesterday
f. c. Reid, well known citizen Of Flagstaff
was in the city over Sunday.
Professor John Douglas Walker, who has under
taken coach the university football team through
the season. expects to get his men out this after
noon and get first line the material he will
have to work with. Games in view with Santa
Fe Indian School and the Agricultural College.
Bert Worries is Elk, horns, hoot and ell.
1t happened at the regular meeting Saturday night
and Mr. Worries the only candidate.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
PRODUCE
Chicago.

SiftuSos
Chicago Oct. Mar
ket higher. Creamery extras,
As NC; firsts. 500 Ssc; extra firsts,
411a @44c; seconds, Gfh @S5c;
standards, Al nc.
Eggs-Market higher. Receipts
1891 cases. Firsts. 32@41c: ordi-
nary firsts, 2Sm30c; miscellaneous,
S0m 95c; refrigerator extras, 25h
@26c; refrigerator firsts. 241A a
Csc.
Poultry--Alive, higher. Fowls.
14@2lc; turkeys. 55c; springs,
1S12c; roosters, 15c.
Potatoes-Market dull. Receipts
9S cars. Total L. S. shipments,
1853 cars. Wisconsin sacked round
whites, S5@95c cwt.; bulk, 500 soc
cwt.; Minnesota sacked sand land
Ohios, soc cwt.; Minnesota sacked
Red river Ohios, $1,000 LOS cwt. /;
Minnesota sacked round whites. IS
a 90c cwt,; bulk, S0@90c cwt.;
South Dakota bulk round whites,
IS a soc cwt.; North Dakota round
whites, So S5c cwt.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
DEMOCRATS NOMINATE
TICKET IN VALENCIA

Belsn, n. NJ, Oct. 26.-The Va
lencia county democratic con-
vention was held here yester-
day and today. There was
a large attendance. much en-
thusiasm and everything was har-
monious Among the speakers
We're George III. Hunker. state
chairman; Las Vegas: Milton J.
Helmick, candidate for attorney
general. Albuquerque and Bonita
clio Montoya. candidate for cor
poration commissioner, Rernalillo.
Tho following ticket was nomi-
mated:
Renresentatives--.Tohn Becker.
Jr.. Charles Gilbert. BeIen.
Comn,issioners-Claudio G, Du-
ran. Cubero; Felipe s. Costello.
Jarales: lose Chavez. Valencia.
sheriff-John B. Raft, Los
Lunas.
Assessor - eronimo Faca.
Grants.
Treasurer-Mrs. ]. A. Padilla,
San Rafael.
Probate Judge --Trinidad Bar
raras, Peralta.
County clerk Mrs Rudy Blud-
worth, Belen.
County Observation-Disclosures
Romero, Beien.
spryeyor-yTom payy. Bluewater.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
DUG OUT BY ROOT

Chicagoans who attended Conan Doyle's seances
are unable to determine whether it was spirits or
Sir Arthur's purple socks and tie that made the
noises.
Get out of here" the spook exclaimed "with
that there pink cravat. 1t upsets my ghostly aura
till l can't tell where I'm at"
There's other spirits in this room" declared a
spooky kicker Il am prohibtionist and can
not stand for liquor
Shut up" bawled out another ghost poised
on dead mans locker, II may believe in rapping,
but can't stand for knocker"
The Conventional Cows
news dispatch from Oklahoma says "The
cows saw the bride and groom alight from the
brakebeam of a freight train, and being unused 10
such sights at once took them to the county Jail"
o Q
Two heads incapable Of thought
Make two hearts beat as one
0 9
Boys VIII be boys is old saying but good
many of the girls from IS to so, seem to want to
be boys too Judging by their clothes
.
There's a colored baseball club in Kansas City
that has cleaned up every club it has met The
Kansas City Star thinks it could win the worlds
championship. The team is beating the white man
al his own game.
With Halloween approaching. we are led TO the
assertion that the harder the cider served the more
numerous will be the spirits.
Some Of the bare faced lies we hear about are
old enough to have whiskers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
UNHEEDED WARNINGS.

"Vesuvius will be in state of active
eruption within two or three years, says
Professor Henry S. Washington of the
Carnegie Institute, who has just returned
from Italy. when left Naples, the
depth of 1900 feet to within 800 feet
Of the RIM"
Will this warning of impending disaster
bring CONSERVATION to the inhabitants of
the villages on the sides of Mt. Vesuvius,
causing them to flee to place of safety
while there is yet time? 1t will not. In
spite of the fact that Vesuvius is the best
advertised volcano in the world, and one
of the most destructive, there are numer
suus towns and villages clustered around
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
BY THE WAY.

Man gazing with hand above eyes now
adays may be merely scanning latest
scandal.
The Standard Oil company has de-
clared big stock dividend. Water to
be paid for by those who buy gas.
The report that the former kaiser's
British relatives have been invited to his
wedding may have been erroneous
Turk will enter Europe on heels of mil
lion refugees, cables say. Think of the
market for McSullivan's wingfoot heels.
The football dopesters are getting
ready to prove that team may lose
every game and yet be champion by com
parative scores.
Speaking of current disorders, one de
llghtful trait of the Chinese is their habit
of forgetting to invite the rest of the
world to their wars.
Former Postmaster General Will Havs
has been named to head new commits
sion for the relief of refugees in the Near
East, where he probably will be hailed as
special deliverer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
Fred Feernot Amung the PIotters


Scene, dark mite.
Fred Feernot. Wat are those
men wispering about behind yon-
der tree? / wouldent be q bit SER
priced IL some mischiff wasent
afoot. Well, Ill take a chance and
lissen.
Ferst plotter. All rite then, Bill
at the stroke of midnite well put
the bomb under the Queens bed
and the next thing she knows will
be nuthlng.
End plotter. Don't forget, Mike.
Fred Feernot. (sneezing) Chew.
Ferst plotter. Grab him. Bill.
End plotter. I got him, Mike. He
is nothing only meer boy.
Ferst plotter. | don't care how
meer he is, If he don't sware not
to breathe q werd Of wat he herd
tonite we'll clorifoam him with this
cforofoam and then drop him into
that neerby river Sware, young
fello.
2nd plotter. Sware.
Fred Feernot. All rite, seeing
you have me at your mercy I'll
sware not to breethe a werd.
Ferst plotter. It's the luckiest
sware for you that you ever swore,
Now be gone.
Fred Feernot. l will, thanks.
And now that I'm about block
away | nit, as we'll tell you wont
breethe werd but Ill TELEGRAPH
all the words | wunt to the poleece
in about minnits.
Ferst and End plotters. Fooled,
baffled, tricked.
The end,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-27
Dated october 5. 1922.
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

In the Probate Court of Bernalillo
County, New Mexico.
In the Matter of the Estate of Mar
garet E. Mckenzie Ward. De-
ceased
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was. on the nineteenth
day Of October, 1922. duly appoint
ed Administrator Of the estate OF
Margaret e. Mckenzie Ward. de-
ceased, by the Probate court Of
Bernalillo county, and having quail
flied as such Administrator. all
persons having claims against the
estate OF said decedent are hereby
notified and required to present
the same to the undersigned in the
manner and within the time pre-
scribed by law.
II. IT, ACKERSON.
Administrator.
Dated October 23. 1922,