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The Washington times., 1922-10-14
CRASHi

II VI. e SnA0hs
CAKE.EATER: M
I hoped the time Uds drdtoino
near 1
When you your bridal veil
iDould don,
That zoe, might bridge together,
!. y dear,
The torrent of the Rubieon. J.
Why should noe longer hesitate
To be united and to try :
My talent as running mate, :
Your ioants and sohims to sat
~ isfy? "
FLAPPER: y ="
! more aud more abo,ainate pc.
your blarney and co,,eeit,
Presuming IL decreed BY fate
\ That I shouid-Love q cheat.
If more to you / must explain
Why you are unadmired,
soy your presence IS a pain, !
And that you make me tired.
/ scith you at the Arcade danced,
And zoe became engaged,
But nepcr toas nsy soul entrdnced
By anything you staged.
Although did q civil smile
To your attention bring,
/ no1o dislike your face and style,
And hand you back your ring.
'.. WADE WELLER.
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GET 100 PER CENT COAL SUPPLY BY UTILITIES 0RDEE
YiiE6RD1 11'SlEll9
Issy Bill PRlcl5EAz''
SPARE TIRE

THE FOUh SEASONS.
When de heart is filled with, glad.
ness,
An dc love shines In Dc eye,
As de- day glides swiftly BY,
When de wood am flied with
flowers, ~ A 5
An dc moon Il bright and clear,
An de Girl sits BY you smilln'.
While you call her love an dear.
OATS SPRING. = s&
When de weddin, bells am toIIin',
On de, brightes' day In June, ~
An you marches down dc altar,
While dey play Joyous tune
When life seems one gran Journey
Der sweet an rosy way, -
An ol' trouble seems forgotten
Through de hyelong, happy, day.
OATS SUMMER. ; :,
When de Honey Moon" Is over,
Still do heart b full Of bliss,
But you long for Of times (some.
times) 's t'r.,'a
An oiT friends you start to
miss. 4" e-I "a ~ 3 s..
Den de days git sort O. lonesome,
An de sadness grows at night,
An You tires Of moon an love
3. songs. ~. ~ =.
Den de prospect amt SO bright.
OATS AUTUMN.
When de rollin' pin starts flynn
An you ducks from lef' to right,
An your ears In dinned with fussin'
Cause you visits some at night.
When de days git damp an chilly,
An you have no lump o. coal,
An you gifts bawled out for nothin',
Den You plays de martyr role.
OATS III.
= ]. n. HOLMAN.
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PNTA WHAT:

When Columbus discovered
America his first promise Of land
came with the songs OF flying
land birds and the sight Of floating
scaweed and . twig covered with
red berries. II Chris were to re-
peat the Job today his first intima.
tion Of success would come when
q passel Of prohibition agents con.
fiscated the Pinta.
I. WANNA PINT, II.
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sULcRAvE INSTITUTION
DELEGATES END TOUR

After their visit to Mt. Vernon YES.
terday, completing their 6.000.mile
tour OF the United States, the Sui.
grave institution delegates left last
night for New York. The English
members will leave for home today.
The members Of the Canadian and
English departments. were impressed
with the cordial manner In which
they were received in Washington
and throughout their tour.
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STEPPING STONE VETS
OBSERVE ANNIVERSARY

Thirty.five disabled war veterans
were entertained by the Stepping
Stone, 225 Pennsylvania avenue
northwest, yesterday, when the or
ganization held its first anniversary.
During the day the soldiers attend
ed a matinee at Keith's Theater. AT
$50 p. m. dinner was served. and
from 7:30 to $40 p. m. the men en-.
joyed games.
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ToHoLp MEMORIAL SERVICE
FOR n. 3. r. MAcFARLAND

Memorial services for the late
Henry b. r. Macfarland, one.time
morning at the Peck Memori9l
Chapel. Twenty-eiehth and NJ strsett
northwest, following the regular ses'
sion Of Sunday School. Judge s. j.
Peells VIII speak.
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To Name Officers.

Nomination Of officers will be held
by the Kalorama Citizens Associa.
ton Tuesday night at s O'Clock In
the drawing room Of the Wyoming
apartments. Columbia road and Call
fornia street. A Coulter Wells In
president Of the association.
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' SQUEEZING HIM.

Maude Muller, on q summer night,
Turned down the only parlor light.
Tho judge. beside her. whispered
things.
OF wedding bells and diamond rings.
He spoke his love In burning phrase,
And acted foolish forty ways.
A. she turned off the dictograph
Tuxedo.
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Plan for Convention.

The national organization Of the
Home Economics Association will
held It's meeting in the Grace Dodge
Hotel October 16 to 49,, Five hun.
dred delegates are expected to at.
tend. The annual meeting OF the
Washington association held in the
Grace Dodge Hotel last night, was
presided over by Miss Alice Jewett.
president.
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Why | Go To Church
- Inspector Clifford L. Grant,

great extent church work and that in which am
Both institutions deeply interested
in reforming It is of business to
criminal but would feel happy and better
satisfied committing q crime
Without religion, without a firm belief omnipotent
world would indeed be
most OF us II is conscience the law Of the
majority Of from committing
s..... -
The church has been potent propagation
civilization the principal why attend
divine worship.
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CITIZENS
| FILE 1900
REQUESTS
Cold Days Bring Rush of Ap'
plications-AII Seeking
Full Quota. ;, ass3

Embassies and legations in Wash.
ington win not feel the coal shortage
this winter, Il was Indicated today by
the Public Utilities Commission.
The question of supplying these
foreign Offices with fuel will come up
for official consideration before the
commission today or the early part
Of next week. :
1t is expected the commission will
direct coal dealers in Washington to
supply embassies and legations with
100 per cent OF their requirements
Of hard coal instead of the 60 per
cent as is being allotted generally
throughout the city. ....,
N% Ordered to Send Coal.
One embassy placed an order
several days ago with prominent
coal dealer here. This dealer i'm
mediately communicated with the
commission and, 1t Is understood,
was instructed to send coal at once.
During the coal shortage of several
years ago, the foreign offices and
homes were placed on the priority
list and given sufficient coal.
Failure OF the commission to sup
ply the embassies and legations with
enough hard coal,' II was pointed out,
would result in direct appeal to the
President by the various ambassa-
dors and other foreign representa-
tives. n
President Harding. 1t is said. would
In turn direct the local commission
to care for these places.
The cold weather Of the past few
days brought Thursday and Friday
more than 4,008 applications for coal
to the commissionl
Weather Increases Demand.
However, today's applications were
very light, only about 800 requests
having. come. In. Usually about 800
are received daily.
Officials of the commission expect
a considerable increase in requests
from now on.
Despite the repeated statements Of
the commission that coal cannot be
delivered Immediately and there win
be shortage in hard coal, con-
sumers continue to seek a 100 per
cent supply. especially now that the
weather has turned.
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PAGE JESSE JAMES, OUIJA.

Our Own Joy says that the way
to start the day wrong is to 20
into a certain Twelfth street eatery
and be fined 15 cents for a cup OF
coffee with condensed milk Instead
Of cream. She swears she would
rather starve than go there again.
THE GOATHERD.
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Free Public Lecture.

Under the auspices OF the Authro.
biological Society. q free public lee.
ture viii be given by DR.. J. Walter
Fewkes. chief Of the Bureau Of Amer
lean Ethnology. Tuesday night NJ 9
o'clock, at the National Museum.
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OUR DICTIONARY.

Hick ToVn: A place where
the police are forever annoying
JOSEPH'S GOAT,
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FLAPDOODLE!

That Mason City baby who is
reported to have said Mother,
mother" before he was five min.
utes old may have been pretty
clever, but he Is nothing like the
little lad reported by RAB DHU,
who says:
"The nurse placed this baby on
a settee nearby when he was born
and turned to help the doctor with
the patient. Meantime the new
arrival slipped off the settee and
landed on a basin Of ice.
"The doctors attention was at
tracted by a flapping noise behind
him and. turning his head. he
found the youngster standing on
the ice flapping his arms, piping
between flaps: D cold for
August, doctor! D. cold for
August
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PUT ON THE BRAKES, jim,
3 YOU'RE SKIDDfNG.
NOT THE FIRST, IRIS.

] only wrote this poem
10 see Y there u . goat.
The first thing down his throat.
... Iris.
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Poor Greece, the Allies are
going to let her sink without a
Thrace. '.'
NICK POPOULOUGOGOLOLLI.
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1T WAS FRESH, AT THAT.

cheek."-News Item.
Must have been one of those chaps
who goes around feeling fresh paint
to see IL IL really is fresh.
GLORY B.
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The temples will be split up whei
assignments are made so that eacn
temple will have portion Of its
delegation housed in hotel rooms.
This will be done 20 that each
temple may establish it's head.
quarters In one Of the hotels, even
though It's membership may be
scattered through the city.
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A VACATION DELIGHT

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order Il sent TO your seashore
or mountain resort--96 cents
amonth. $3.50 for three months.
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contains basebau ocores. COM
pIete racing entries and results
and other sport world happen.
ings. Get your news a day ahead.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31

ihmn TO a standstll. She wrecked one
OF tic hiost powerful polsti-ff neay
chimes Western PENNSYLVANIA has ever
Known To this woman goes a great
deal OF credit for the defeat Of the
Penrose machine and the nomination
sof Clifford Pinchot, Bull Mooser, as
the republican candidate for governor.
Attorney General George Il. Alter
went down to defeat for the governor
ship nomination. His home county of
Allegheny was his undoing.
! Arthur Brisbane, noted editorial
writer, in breezy paragraph, stated
the case correctly when he said; "Gif-
ford Pinchot's victory at the primar es
in Pennsylvania was a -woman's vic
tory. 1t proves that women judge
character. They saw in Pinchot an
honest able man. They paid little at
tcntion to the bosses that were against
him
The "Old Guard" used printers ink
unsparingly. They bought newspaper
space in great quantities.
/ Mrs Lawrence declares that she had
/ just S5ND for advertising. She says
she used II the best she could
Mrs. Mary Finn Lawrence Is q
daughter of former State senator VIII
( liam Finn. of Pittsburg multi-mll-
/ lionaire contractor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
DEMOCRATS BROKE
DEADLOCK OF. THE
G. 0. ?. Senators
Bill Carries Same Features
as Measure That Was Pass
ed by the Representatives.
CASH PROVISION |
WAS RETAINED !
Smoot's Substitute Measure
Was Rejected 8 to 5;
McCumber Bill Passed 9-4.

WASHINGTON, May 3l.-(u. PD-
The senate finance committee today
ordered favorable report on the Nc
Cumber soldier bonus bill. The vote
was nine to four, Senator Smoots sub
stitute being rejected eight to five.
Democratic senators made the fav-
orable action on the bonus possible by
breaking the republican deadlock. The
bill reported was not amended. Its
chief provision Is for bonus payments
by means of certificates maturing in
20 years upon which money can be
borrowed in the meantime. Other fea-
lures include a small cash bonus, vo-
cational training and means of obtain
ing homes. The rejected Smoot plan
provided simply for a 20 year insur-
ance but 40 loan feuture. The cash
bonus, under the McCumber plan. will
go only to veterans to whom $50 OF
less is due Application for the bonus
may be made any time after the pas
sage Of the law tF
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
Central Oregon Fire IS Under
Control After $4,000
Blaze; Camps Destroyed.
FIRE UNCHECKED
NEAR CoRBETT
Houses, Barns and Livestock
Consumed in Flames That
Swept Over Big Dry Area,

PORTLAND. Ma,- al fft ~
Forest fires RACED in tsree nor,,,,,,s., u,S 49,
ern districts today r,,o,, pr,nsa & ,,l
pert came Ire ,ranorta IN y,rs ~,
the Sheena rivey ~ t,,rsa ,,,s,s srs,,ss
with the town n Hazelton c,,t ~ .n,,
threatened by the fIrs al two s,dss
Two thousand acres 81 nine ti,nhar 1.
burnt over m Contra, Z In, )ra scn I'm ts.o
lidgerwood machines. a ID train ar,sI
two logging camps south 81 T,en,ls bc-
longing To the shevDin Hixon lco,n,,arv.
being destroyed. The fireH. ID south
Washington threatened orchards aIonr
the Columbia river. Many smaller
fires iire reported b. IoolEouts.n.. AN A
The loss to the shevlin Hixo,, com
pany in the fire In Central Oroaon
today was reported as. $4,000 The
blaze was under control this in0fAifx.
after burning over 1000 acres ofspinc
timber The town of Corbett. on the
Columbia river east OF here. reported
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
JAIL SENTENCES FOLLOW
FINDING BOOZE IN AUTO

CLARKSBURG, w. Va, May al
Owing to recent legislation a person
runs big risk when operating an au-
tomobile on West Virginia roads while
Under the influence OF liquor. In
Magistrate Charles l.. Morgan's court
Daniel Barnett, a farmer Of Mount
Clare, was sentenced to serve thirty
days In ian and to pay fine Of $50
and costs for driving his automobile
while intoxicated; he also was fined
500 and costs and sentenced to serve
sixty days in jail for having moon
shine liquor in his possession at the
time In addition he had his asltomo-
bile license revoked for a year
That was not all Of II. Ray starr
who was With him in the car. drew q
sentence or thirty days In jail and 4
fine of sf00 and costs for having H.
luuor In his possession.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
ALL LIBERTY BOND
ISSUES REACH PAR
NEW YORK. May Si.-U. P)---
All liberty bond issues touched par IN
the bond trading today.
MAN WITH HAND MISSING
BECOMES BALL PLAYER

WORCESTER. Mass. May S1.--
Despite the fact that his left hand
is missing, Anthony lie Clair will not
let the loss stand in the way OF shis
ambition to make the clerks base
ball team in the sIillbury Industrial
League.
lie Clair lost his hand in an acci-
dent in a felt mill, but, nevertheless =
is an aspirant for pitcher or out
/, fielder on the team. When he stops
a gronnder he tucks the BAN under
his arm. pulls his glove. off with Iii
teeth and shoots the ball to the base
He bats weIl, most of his hits .beins
singles over the infield
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31

PITTSBuRG Pa, MAY Sl.--G y.
81 How muehar power DO woiaeii
WELD ip state and natioanl politics?
The general belief up. to about MAY
II was that they didn't figure largely,
except in theory Up to that time the
women insisted they were even more
than the balance of power" while
the men folks, especially the odd
Guard leaders. particularly in Penn
sylvania and Washington. were GER
tain that the women would not con-
troll any elections--local state or ma
tional. The "Old Guard argued that
with the exception of a few thousand
of the suffragist type, the average
woman would vote as her husband did
and the ratio ultimately would be the
same as before women gained the bal
lot.
The Pennsylvania primary Of May
l6 brought the greatest political up
set to the "Old Guard'' ever known.
The women did 1t. Such ustute
leaders as the Wares II Philadelphia,
Clifford Pinchot, the victor in the fight
tgainst the odd Guard" and scores
of others of the powerful leaders
frankly admit that the women were
the undoing Of the old and powerful
Penrose machine. .n
over here IN Western Pennsylvania
one young woman in particular, Mrs
Mary Finn Lawrence pitied her wits
against the "Old Guard and scores
woman fought almost single handed q
bully, two-f sted fight against a field
Of slick, shrewd politicians who had
oodles Of money practically all thc
seven English daily newspapers n
| Pittsburgh except one, who controlled
| the payroll, which included the
Pittsburg firemen. police and Other
municipal employees numbering thou
sands. G
Kept "Eoodlc" Out Of Race.
And Mrs. lawrence, though wortl
$1O,000,000 or more, kept doodle
ont of the campnign. she manage
and she crushed the Leslie-Oliver- Ma
! gee Babcock machine. She Tough
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
CITY IS -HAMPERED
BY LACK Of FUNDS
FOR NEEDED WORK
Street Patching, sprinkling
Suffer From Fact Budget
Was Rejected Last Fall.

Why are the chopped places In
street pavements not repaired? Why
are the dirt streets of the city not be.
ing sprlniled more thoroughly?
These and other questions relating
to civic policy We're up for discussion
at the Rotary luncheon today, In an
swer to the FIRST question Mayor Hart
man stated that the paving company
does not wish to move Its plant into
town and open up for such work With
pout any other contracts. Pat toner-
gan. manager for the Warren Con-
struction Company. advised that ths
city acquire u small patching plant oi
Its own so as to be able to do thls
work itself. However the mayor re-
piled that at the present time the city
has no funds with which to purchase
srich an outfit therefore cannot do so,
Mr.. Hartman. said with reference to
! street sprinkiirg It IS impossible for
| the city to u thorough work under
lshe budget 81 must follow, The one
street sprinkler IL ktit working hui
Y cannot cover the city and further
more is nearly worn out Should Il
become nnnsable, through having worI
out II will be diffionlt for the city to
replace II, waving no funds for such
cxpenditures y st
Mayor Hartman expNined that the
city rovernn,cnta heH Bten tryinx 10
comply In good fstth with tNs edic,
Of the voters FhonAthey scected ths
budget last, fall The administration
Is striving TO iive within It's Income
and to do so, much Needed work has
to be neglected. kf,ven then It ssprov'
ing difficult for the city to meet. OK
| penses
The subject OF civic work wal
brought before the club today By
Judge e. w. Phnlus. chairman Of tbs
city Banning comnsl slssion. who told Ii
an informal wayaot the, various sub
ieeta Being considered by the com
miss'oah One Improvement the com
mission hopes tossee undertaken some
time Is the Improvement OF the levet
so as to make II a,dfiveway.
Four new membefss John Dickson
| Tom Beyler George Wallace and Ma,
tToke were vcscd into the Rotary ciul
\ today. w 10y
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
MATH|LDE MCCORMICK
MAY LOSE INHERITANCE

CHICAGO, May Stu, PD-Ed-
ith Rockefeller Mccormick today
asked the probate court to prevent
the marriage Of her daughter Mathil-
dc, to Max Oser, Swiss livery stable
owner Osers age and his Swiss ct
izenship were given by Mrs. McCor-
mick as her chief objections.
CHICAGO, May 31.--CU. P)-Alrs
Edith Rockefeller Mccormick today
went on record as opposing the mar
riage of her seventeen year old daugh-
ter Mathilde to Max Oser Swiss ly-
cry stable proprieto. Mrs. McCormick
said that while she would no longer
oppose her divorced Husbands ap.
lpointment. as the girls guardian, shc
wanted her opposition to the marriage
! to Oser on record. II was rumoret
today that John D. Rockefeller has
threatened to cut off his granddaugh.
ter's inheritance If she married Oser
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
.UMAT|LLA DELEGATION
At HIGHWAY meeting


PORTLAND May s!--tA. Pr
rinatili.. county court present Ut ths
state Highway meeting mere today
asked additional state aid on the Pen
ileton-P pilot Rock vinson road. East
crn Oregon fox claimed their county
hns $4,000 due from the state on
work done. An enterprising citizen
of Pilot Rock il building a concrete
basement in thcsehannel Of Mckay
creek, State Highway Engineer Num-
claims This Is a menace to nayiga-
tion' and viii take legal steps to have
the basement removed He declares
that dltring highwater this obstruction
win endanser the new state highway
bridge nearby. Two bids were receiy-
ed for the srsding and surfacing Of
thirteen and one half miles Of the Old
Oregon Trail In umatiIIa county be.
tween pcadnians FUSS and Kamela.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
Cash Markets

Wheat-Evening UP of May con-
tracts was the feature of the day,
meanwhile July and September dis
played independent strength with
some buying credited 10 export inter
est, receipts were not up to expecta-
thns and receivers in all primary
markets reported evidence of let up
in country selling presumably because
of the decline In prices. Charters are
being taken daily for quantities OF
wheat to be moved out Of Chicago and
: receipts is certain to show marked
falling off, cash position should great
ly strengthen. Crop reports received
today was less favorable with many
complaints of excessive moisture
With May contracts settled up and ou'
of the way we look for the market u
do better, especially should there D'
any indications of crop deteriorations
Oats--Trade was fairly active, ant
the market gave q good account o
itself after a small decline early in th'
session. The cash market was stead,
on receipts of 270 cars. Shipping sale
reported we're 100000 bushels. Price
are at level where bullish new
should have more than the ordinar
influence.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
FUGITIVE DRAWS MONEY
FR0MBANk ESCAPES

LINCOLN, Ncb,, Afny'sl.- ct, P.)--.
Fred Brown, ex-convict and so-callcd
"madman' continued today TO eluds
his piirsuerss Brown is wanted for
the mistreatmoht Of two women, who
he kept chained IN an old shuck in
Omaha for dnys assaulted them and
then turned them loose Brown man
aged 10 Withdraw $sOo he had on de.
posit in banl without being appre'
hended. and from |, room IN the down
town section. coely watched his pur'
suers searching for him, John Ryan
whose room he and Brown occupied
while he played with his pnrsueis, tolt
the police. Brown had held Ryai
captive at revolyerpoint
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
Winston Churchill Stated the
English Policy Before
House of Commons Today.
IRISH CABINET HAS
APPEALED FOR HELP
Border Reign Of Terror Con-
tinues Between Republicans
and Ulster ConstabuIary.
.


LONDON. May 3t.--(A P)-Brit-
ish troops will prevent the establish
n,ent of 4 republic IN Ireland If such
action is necessary. Winston Spencer
Churchill, foreign secretary, declared
In the house of com ions today "li
event republie~is set-pp Il is the in
tention of the British government to
hold Dublin as one of the preliminary
steps of military operation
Appeal Made
BELFAST, May Sl.-tL \. ST.
The Ulster cabinet appealed to Eng
land Tor assistance as result of tn,
growing warfare between republicans
and Ulster constahulary on the Ty'
rome Fermanash border. A reign o
terror prevails in that district. Orange
residents ave in flight.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
Winner Did Not Lead Entire
Distance as Was First
Announced; Timing Faulty.
How They Finished

Motor speedway officials today DIS
covered Jimmy Murphy. winner of the
500 mile race, did not lead every lap
as at first announced. The faulty
timing device confused the officials
during the race and after the last
man had crossed the tape a check
was started. 1t was found that Harry
Hartz, who finished second, led A.
laps, De Paolo led three and Leon
Duray one. Murphy receives $1,000
for lap prizes, in addition to 100000
prize money and various accessory
prizes.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-31
GOAL PRODUCTION IS
| BEHIND CONSUMPTION

4 WASHINGTON. May si.- tu. +. I'm
Coal production Ii now running three
million tons a week behind consump-
ton, Secretary Hoover told fhe gfd-
ern conference Of non-union coal
operators convened here for tho pur-
pose OF cilrbing profiteering IN the
aeld Production IL 1T thr rate Of
five million tons weekly and consump-
tion iselght million tons