New-York tribune., 1922-01-28
TheTowe,
ON A BORROWED TYPEWRITER

read IT,
Or--sinco it costs too much to move
For those who funny columns edit
Why not In your own mansion stay
And be my true love, anyway!
shall not swear, as Marlowe did,
To bring the wool of lambs to you.
No lamb know, unless he's hid.
AS some have claimed, in lunch room
stew.
III give no raiment, I'll confess.
Beside, you have roal nice dress.
cannot take you out to dine.
BY what my purse says.I abide.
But sometimes when the weather's fine
Well take a pleasant trolley ride;
Or, wo'lI stay home, and III be proud
To read the ads Of Childs aloud.
Oh, Phyllis, Corydon bcstows
On you no opera seat or box.
He cannot. even If he goes
And all his sparse belongings hooks
But We can critically praise
The music your victrola plays.
Who gets my love In times like these
Should ask for no more concrete
payment.
Remember, lady, Il you please,
That rags are often royal raiment.
could not love you more. know,
Ii Id million bucks or so.
Now that the House Of Representa-
tives has passed q bill making lynch
ing illegal, it does seem rs though
the Board Of Aldermen might adopt
an anti-cop- shooting ordinance.
j.. i. ": You might have added that
when j. Throckmorton Cush wears his
brown rubbers to the Office on in
clement mornings and the weather is
more favorable for the return journey,
at tho close of the day, he makes a neat
brown paper parcel Of his overshoes,
which he secures with a rubber band
and carries it home under his arm.
J. I. C.
While on the subject Of Mr.. Cush's
habiliments, his ovcrcoat has a Persian
lamb collar. The handkerchief which
always peers out Of the breast pocket
OF his cutaway is silk. He blows his
nose on the one be carries on his hip.
THE POSITIVE SUPERLATIVE
AGENTS WANTED to sell our Dollar-a-
Month accident. sickncse and death policy
for men and women; 500 death from nat
ural causes: nothing like It. Agency Dept
Y. O. Box 3455. Boston. Mass--The Fitch.
burg. Mass, Sentinel.
Negroes Fade Sentences With Dice
by Order of Court" headlines Tha
Tribune, and it's NJ. F.'s belief that
the verbatim mandate Of His Honor
was: "Roll Your Own"
DOROTHY. DAUGHTER OF MARTHA
Reading OF Martha.
And her friend. the doctor
Who became immersed in sy1nptonns and
diasnoses.
To tho exclusion OF moro human interests.
remembered that I. too,
knew the two girls in college,
remember how bored Martha used to be
With Elizaheth's talk OF clinics and un-
6srnourished children.
Well. why shouldn't she be.
With her own darling babies right there
70 be admired?
But that vas years ago
met Marthas youngest daughter,
Dorothy. yesterday.
Sh" is not like Martha,
But hard and pert
Az youth te nowadays.
i've Just been TO see Aunt Elisabeth"
she cried.
She knows so many wonderful people.
And has had 30 many experiences.
Wo girls ali love her,
And we tell her everything:
AL! tho bis. vital things, you know.
she understands us and how wicked We
arc sometimes.
But ehe !s never shocked,
And yet she makes US want 70 DO tho
right thing.
Mother makes Us do what she wants ns
to do.
os what Dad things we ought to do
But Aunt Elizabeth Understands us"
MY dear / said. "of course no one un-
dcrstands you
AS we'll a. your mother docs.
But I am glad you arc tond OF Elizah.th
She must be lonely. With no children TO
care for her.
But Dorothy said;
why. think Aurt elizabeth