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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
After Dinner Stories

An old Irishwoman in a certain vii
lage was trying to dispose of some
newborn kittens. She offered them to
the minister. saying that they were
such nice Protestant kittens. In spite
of that inducement he refused them.
and had good laugh with the priest
over her words.
A few weeks later she offered the
kittens to the priest, saying that they
were such nice Catholic kittens. He
reminded her that she had offered
them to the minister as Protestant kit,
tens, to which she replied: Sure
father. | know that-but they've had
their eyes opened since them"
On the occasion of her hundredth
birthday the village centenarian re
ceived a visit from the vicar. Being
anxious to hear from her own lips
what she considered had been the
source of her strength and sustenance
he said: my dear Mrs Adams. pray
tell me, in order that / may tell tc
others, what has been the secret OF
your longevity" The vicar waited
with unusual eagerness for the ole
lady's reply. but he was hardly pre-
pared for it when it came.
"Victuals!" she answered.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Social Problems

Speakers before the state convention of
Catholic societies at St. Andrews church de-
voted most of their time Sunday to discussion
of social questions, advocating number of prin-
ciples that deserve attention. The effect of
conservative advocacy of sound principles before
group of men representing hundreds of congre-
cations in Indiana will not be wasted or lost, but
will manifest itself not only in a correct under
standing of fundamentals but also in ability to
discuss them nteligently.
One speaker, for instance, pointed out with
emphasis that the heart and soul of the nation is
the family, from whence emanate the influences
that make or mar society. He showed how the
divorce evil was gnawing at the very vitals of the
home, destroying its stability, and consequently
menacing the whole social state.
Every one will agree with the speaker. The
number of divorces granted in our own circuit
court and in the many courts of the state is an
alarmingly large one. Their number is increas-
ing annually, and every effort put forth to check
a legal separation of marital ties has failed
If men and women continue to look lightly
upon marriage and fail to understand that the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Ripping Rhymes
BY Walt Mason
pop ANsoN

TIT fAFNSON
The grand old man has gone to
sleep, to rest his weary frame, and as
our motto we should keep his watch
word, PLAY the game "a games not
finished till it's DONE Pop Arson used
to say; and more than once the game
was one that seemed all fooled away.
I've read the works of many seers, of
sages gray and wise, and in these
works no rede appears more grateful
TO the eyes than Old Pop Anson's
Play the game" when things were
all askew, and players, lacking lofty
aim, were grouchy, sore and blue.
CONTIGUOUS sat upon fence and reel
ed off sound advice, and ancient
Greeks, possessed of sense. put up
much useful ice; and Romans, too, in
olden times, made words of wisdom
fly, in epigrams and sounding rhymes
that were not meant to die. And those
old patriarchs, indeed, piled up a
deathless fame; but none gave forth
4 finer rede than Anson's PLAY the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

He was at the instance of the India
government appointed the British plen-
ipotentiary for the negotiations of the
commercial treaty with China in 1902
and was one of the representatives.
nominated by the English treasury and
by the great banking world of London
to confer with the delegates of the
United States and of the Mexican gov
eminent on the question of introduc-
ing the gold standard into Mexico and
China. Moreover, he is the principal
British director of the Suez Canal
company, president of the British Ma
tional Institute of Bankers and head
of the merger of two dozen of the
great British steamship companies,
including the Cunard, the Peninsular
and Oriental, the Allen, the British
India Line, ETC., that is to say, the
greatest steamship combination of the
world
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Answers to Questions

(Any reader can get the answer to
any question by writing The Palladium
Information Bureau. FREDERICK J. Hask-
in, director. Washington, d. G. rms Of
fer applies strictly TO information; Inc
bureau does not give advice on legal,
medical and financial matters 1t does
not attempt to settle domestic troubles,
on any subject. Write your question
plainly and briefly Give full name and
address and enclose typ cents IN s STAMPS saDf
direct to the inquirer.
@. How long have free seeds been
distributed by the governmental. F.
A In 1899 Congress gave $1,000 to
the Patent ONCE for the purpose Of
procuring and distributing seeds of
rare and improved varieties" and for
gathering agricultural statistics. This
was the beginning of the great annual
free distribution of seeds. In the last
45 years it is said to have cost the
taxpayers nearly $9,000.000 The ex-
penditure for the present year was
$4,000
@ Which Is the larger ship, the
Bismarck or the Leviathan?-B. R. NJ.
A. The Bismarck, now called the
Majestic, is slightly larger than the
Leviathan, which is to be known as
the President Harding. The Majestic
is 912 feet long, has a breadth of 100
feet. and gross tonnage of $4,000. The
President Harding's length is 9OS feet,
breadth 1908 feet, and gross tonnage
54,2S2 These ships were both con-
structed by German builders.
@. Where do we get the expression,
"a fly-up-the-creek"?- ut. S.
A.. Fly-up-the-creek is a local name
for the little green heron, a bird COM
mon throughout eastern North Amer
lea
O. Is there any especial significance
attached to the number 40?-A. w. H.
A. Forty is a number that has been
regarded as peculiarly significant. The
idea may have originated with readers
s of the Bible, who notice that Moses
was 40 days ON the mount, Elijah was
fed 40 days by the ravens, the rain or
the food fell 40 days, another 40 days
elapsed before Noah opened the WIN
dow Of the ark, 40 days was the period
of embalming, Jonah gave Ninevah 40
DAYS to repent, the Lord tasted 40 days
and he was seen 40 days after his res
direction. Old English law also fea-
tlrred many Today periods.
O. Where is the most rhubarD
grown III. H. F.
A.. The San Gabriel Valley of Cali
fornia is the center of the organized
industry of rhubarb cultivation in the
United States. The crop often brings
81 600 an acre in that valley.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Hurry Mother! If baby has collie,
diarrhoea, food souring, feverish
breath, coated tongue; is restless and
can't sleep because Of clogged bowels,
give a Tablespoonful of California
Fig Syrup. 1t moves the wind and gas
and all the souring food, bile and poi
son right out of the tender little bow
els, without cramping or overacting
and baby usually gets peaceful relief.
Contains no narcotics or soothing
drugs.
Millions of mothers depend upon
California Fig Syrup to keep baby's
bowels clean, sweet, and regular. Ask
your druggist for genuine California
Fig Syrup" which has full directions
for infants in arms and children of all
ages plainly printed on bottle. Mother,
you must say California or you may
get an imitation fig syrup-Advertise-
ment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
TODAY'S TALK
Adams "Up"
Cam" "Take IT," "Up"
PERSONAL,

reader encourage
about these Talks asks really
picture makes to be-
That fair question and which
friends Alright.
No, not all. a
problems
that the
face The Look
not doing
And still 5 e 10 We
breath and
the shutter
We wanted to smieas wontbut
mani SAID that wouldn't look dignied And first thought
to look digniied and wonderful, beautiful.
And that smiling smile
great deal and known for smie-a real boast!
We like to walk the side of H
is
often valuable than rubies a
We like wholesome fun
like long faces and solemn
We smieand often are
in the mood see.
of
and the world laughs with you-weep,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

from home at the time. Police believ-
ed that persons set the shed on fire
for excitement, and proceeded to make
a thorough investigation OF the origin
of the fire. While the department was
on the way to this fire. a light was
seen in another building. which turned
out to be blaze, which the firemeu
had to ,extinguish.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

the finances of that
great Oriental en-
pire, is particularly
well qualified for
the post, having
spent many years
there, first of all
all as senior part
ner of the great
Calcutta mercan-
tile house of Nc
Kinnon, Mackenzie
and company and
then as financial
member of I h G
G oun C ii of the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

camel" Lets paste this motto in our
hats as down this world we slide, and
in our belfries fewer bats will after
wards abide. And it will make our
euarrels brief, Wen gain the worlds
regard, and we will dodge lot Of
grief that makes the shedding hard
The winds will sigh, the rain will drop
above his sleeping frame, but We'll
remember good old Pop and try to
play the game.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
STOCK YARDS RECEIVE
5LOllDS LAST WEEHs

Five carloaals Of stock were received
at the Shurles, stock yards during last
week, the sttnck including 344 hogs or
5000 pouneh weight and $7,O09.2of
value; 81 veal calves that sold at 10
to So; and IL spring lambs that sold
at s13
Good hogs weighing $50 to 200
pounds sold at $1,000; $50 to 800. $40;
sows, $6 to IS; feeding hogs, 81 to
$12; veals. hie her, at So to $40; spring
lambs, $12; Eattle slow, good dry fed
steers, 800 tos1, 100 pounds, 81 to $3.50:
1900 pounds and up, 81; cows, "a to
Sc; Gamers, S1.50 to 81; cutters So TO
$3.50; bulls, S3 to SIS.
Stock wasa delivered by the follow
ing feeders:
Lester Betaion. r. e. Stuck, Frank
Wright, Kelsl' Mikesell, Coy Simpson,
d. B. Berry. Ray Cox. John Beverly,
Frank Huffman, Alton Hale, c. Jones,
Ed Jones, Sam Drew, Sam Stephens.
Herschel Jay. Charles Ridenour, o. NJ
Jennings. Charles Moody, e Ballinger.
John Watt, w C. Baird. o. w. Harfup.
D. r. Funk, Frank Thomas, Howard
Turner, Avery Oxier, o. Cranor. Lew
Stanley. Dick Conway, George Nc
Clear, Roberts Smith and Ebert Kemp.
Investigators at the College OF
Fisheries, University of Washington,
are searching for a cheap substitute
| for liver aS food for trout and salmon
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Stop Itching Eczema
Penetrating, Antiseptic Zemo
Will Help You.

Never mind how often you have
tried and failed, you can stop burning,
itching Eczema quickly by applying
Zemo furnished by any druggist for
Csc. Extra large bottle, $1.00. Healing
begins the moment Zemo is applied.
In a short time usually every trace of
Eczema, letter. Pimples, Rash, Black
heads and similar skin diseases will
be removed.
For clearing the skin and making 1t
vigorously healthy, always use Zemo,
the penetrating, antiseptic liquid.
When others fail it is the one depend
able treatment for skin troubles of all
kinds Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Lessons In Correct English
DONT SAY:

The REGAL residence was destroy
ed by fire.
He assumed ROYAL magnificence.
The grass was DESTITUTE of
rain.
We can speak of the SPEECH of
animals.
The English DIALECT is the lam
guage of the country.
SAY:
The ROYAL residence was destroy
ed by fire.
He assumed REGAL magnificence.
The grass was IN NEED of rain.
We can speak of the LANGUAGE
of animals.
The English TONGUE is the Ian.
guage of the country.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Memories of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Age Today

Fire bugs were working in Fairview
and West Richmond. An alarm was
sent in in the middle of the night from
the home of John Townsend, 235
Charles street, where wood shed had
been set on fire. The family was away
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
MUSINGS for the Evening

In Berlin prominent physician, Tor
regular fees, is permitting people to
tell him their troubles, his theory be-
ing that those who are worried find re
lief in talking about it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Safety First Maxirns

1.-the wood
Birds are singing;
Forth their leaves
Trees are bringing
To hide the auto drivers view;
From the gound
Flowers are springing;
With children's shouts
Streets are ringing;
Drive careful now, whate'er you do.
mighty popular lately is the one of
telling the Judge how you stopped,
looked, listened, sounded your horn,
and exploded a torpedo before you
drove on to the crossing and got all
busted up!
Last week was Safety Week at In
dianapolis. About 50 of them a year
might do some people around this
town some good!
Many people are wearing these big
rubber-tired specs, and still can't see
how they ever could get mixed UP in
an accident!
Some of the drivers around here
who'ye been trying for years to de
rail cars and trains with their gas
buses might have more success il
they could find out how the man VI
in New York state did 1t last week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Cause of Piles

DR.. Leonhardt found the cause of
Piles to be internal That's why salves
and operations fail to give lasting re-
lief. His harmless prescription, HEM
ROID, removes the cause. Money back
if it fails. A. G. Luken Drug Co.-Ad-
Vertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

mo love-making in the world be
yond," says Conan Doyle. That's good!
He is making it more attractive all the
time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Scientists have discovered that Croe,
sus didn't have so very much money
after all, according to modern stad
ards. In fact, he couldn't keep Peggy
Hopkins Joyce in pearls for more than
eight minutes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Fifty farmers in the devastated area
of Aisne have won prizes for restor-
ing shelttorn land to its pre-war con-
ditiOn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Who's Who in the
Day S News
LORD INcHcAPE

LORD INcHCAPE
LORD Inchcape, who recently ar
rived in New York on his way to In
dia, where he is to take leading part
in the impending reorganization oil
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

For Sale-A Guernsey COW; gives
good quality milk; also rope, pulleys,
I stoves and refrigerators.-Wan ad. IN
& an upstate paper.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22
Free! A Box
Quaker Kidney
Pills

A fifty-eent box of QUAKER KID
NEY PILLS will be given FREE to-
all who present this coupon at Qute-,
ley's Drug Stores within the next Ten
days and purchase a bottle Of QuAk
Err HERB EXTRACT FOR $1.oot
s; QUAKER KIDNEY PILLS ara rec
ommended for Weak, Rundown Kid.
neys, Bacl<ache, Inflammation OF the
Bladder. Relieves the symptoms OF
Rheumatic pains, lack OF vieor, NeFv.
BUSINESS, sieepaessness, sediment IN thu
Urine, etc. QUAKER KIDNEY PILLS
bring back the vitality Of the orgens
and are splendid for children who Wet
the Bed.
Call at ones, obtain box FREE h1
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Mrs. Marion buckingham Ream Ste
phens Vonsiatsky-Vonsi says she
will stick to her recently welded hus-
hand. Anatase Andreivitch Vonsiatsky-
Vonsiatsky, although an elleged for
mer Mrs Vonsiatsky-Vonsia has
hobbed up in Paris. We hope this will
settle the entire Vonsiatsky-Vonsiat-
: sky matter. as it is very difficult stuff
to write about.
~ "Phone Company Silent
A good many of its phones also refuse
to be interviewed m
Every time a poor nut shoots him
self on account of woman, the wo-
man begns thinking about going into
the movies, which is the only reaction
it has on her.
Peggy Hopkins Joyce says she is
through with men. Let us hope the
feeling is mutual.
Central American and Haitian presi
dents come in by ballot and go out by
the bullet
France has placed a tax on bache
Iors. Sort of single-tax, as 1t were
: At least the tariff is painless ex
traction.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

France has placed a tax on bache
Iors. Sort of singletax, as it were
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Central American and Haitian presi-
dents come in by ballot and go out by
the bullet
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

Peggy Hopkins Joyce says she is
through with men. Let us hope the
feeling is mutual.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

"Phone Company Silent. Headline
A good many of its phones also refuse
to be interviewed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-05-22

: AT least the tariff is a painless ex-
traction.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08
BNAI BIRTH TO HOLD FIRST 4.
FALL MEETING

The first important meeting of the
Bnai Birth Lodge since the summer
recess will take place next Monday
evening at 500 o'clock at the Aleph
Beth Club. Reports of members of
the more important committees of
the Lodge will be made on the fall
and winter activities. Special ar
rangements are being made for a
very interesting meeting including
possibly refreshments. Details of the
first public affair of the Lodge, a
dance on Yom Kippur night to re-
plenish the Lodge funds, will be an
nounced by the chairman of the en-
tertainment committee. Attractive,
comfortable quarters, which have been
arranged for, for the Lodge meetings
this year in the Aleph Beth Club, are
expected to attract larger attendances
at the Lodge meetings.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08
MRS. PHILIP GREENBERG HON.
0REn

A beautiful surprise party was
given by the Ladies' Auxiliary of the
Capitol City Hebrew School, Wednes-
day, August 30th, at the school audi
forum, in honor Of Mrs. Philip Green
berg, to show it's appreciation of
the faithful work which she has
rendered to the institution for many
years. She was presented with a
beautiful floor lamp. Interesting
speeches were given by the principal,
Rev. A. B. Sokolow, and Mr.. w. Kis-
sin, the former principal of the school.
Refreshments were served to over 100
people, who gathered in Mrs. Green
berg's honor.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08

Mr.. Louis Gordon, principal of the
school, returned last week from four
weeks trip in the larger eastern cities,
where he made an investigation Of
the systems of the leading Talmud
Torahs. While in the east, Mr.. Cor
don engaged Mr.. J. Cantor of Pitts
burgh as an additional instructor for
the school. Mr.. Cantor is graduate
Of the Gymnasium Herzeliah of Pales-
tine. He has had a number of years
of training as teacher in Palestine
anG also in the famous Pittsburgh
Talmud Torahs. While in Pittsburgh,
Mr.. Cantor was prominent in athletic
circles, and also distinguished himself
as leader and organizer Of boys
CLUBS.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08
Brandeis Club Has Program

The Brandeis Club held it's monthly
social meeting at the home of their
club advisor, Miss Edith Warshavsky,
I'll Aurora avenue, Wednesday eve
ming, August 31st. A short program
was arranged. "The Rose and the
Butterfly was sung by Eva Rosen-
field. A poem entitled, 'In the Pan
try" was splendidly recited by Mol
lie Lubov. A violin solo entitled,
dreamy Moments" was played by
Irving Warshavsky, accompanied by
Zelda Warshavsky. The evening was
spent in games and dancing. Covers
were laid for eighteen. A letter has
been received from Justice Louis D.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08
"Lucky Thirteen" Club Elects

The Lucky Thirteen Club held a
meeting September 18th, at the home
of Miss Sylvia Makiesky, SIT lyle
hart avenue. Election of officers took
place, those elected being Helen
Seizure, president; Sylvia Moscovitz,
vice president; Fredi Grossman, Sec
rotary, and Sylvia Makiesky, treas
urer.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1922-09-08

DIR. EPSTEIN OPENS OFFICE
DR.. Irwin A. Epstein announces the
opening Of his offices at 403 Pitts
burgh Bldg, Fifth at Wabasha, for
the practice of dentistry.
The Devils Lake world. (Devils Lake, N.D.) 1920-1982, 1922-05-31

night guest at the home of her dau-
ghter, Mrs. Edwin Foss, Friday.
The road work, done by Pelican
township in the improvement of roads
is truly to be highly complimented and
deserves sincere praise.
The tax payers under the ardent
supervision Of road overseer, Edwin
Foss, are busy this week on part
of the mail route from Devils Lake
and the main road from Devils Lake
to Minnewaukan. Never before in the
history of Norway township has road
work been carried on so effectively
and we'll.
An event of interest here that oc-
cured the past week was the marriage
of Mr.. H. Hiese of Poplar Grove to
Miss Emma HUH, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Reinhold HUH of Ramsey.
Our good wishes go with these in
dustrious young people. Mr.. and Mrs.
Hiese will make their home on Mr..
Hiese's from Poplar Grove.
Final examinations for the COM
pletion of seventh and eighth year
work were conducted in school Nos. 8
and 4, Thursday and Friday. The
pupils who took the finals in school
No. 3 were: Manda Christianson, 9Th
grade.
Harland Timboe and Bella Halvor-
son, seventh grade.
Mr.. Ole Benson was in Devils Lake
Saturday.
Mr.. Simon Konglie was business
visitor in Ramsey Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Timboe of
Devils Lake drove out to their farm
home Sunday.
They were callers at the Martin
Timboe home before returning to
their home in Devils Lake. -
Mr.. and Mrs. Toilet Bromseth ac-
companied by Miss Minnie Tollefson
and Miss Clara Timboe drove by car
to the Gustave Timboe home near
Minnewaukan Sunday evening.
Cor. j.