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Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
The call oE SPRING

II amt got no use for lazy man,
said Charcoal Eph, ruminatively, "but
when fishin' time comes an de river
keep singin' trouble t sleep, / jes'
natchelly got a fellow-feelin' To- a
blamed bum! Eat a pickle, Mistah
Jackson" - Richmond Times Dis
patch.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
Rats in the Cellar
Mice In the Pantry
Cockroaches Dol tI1e KIfchen

What can be more disagreeable
than a home infested with pests ?
Destroy them with Stearns' Electric
Rat and Roach Paste, the standard
exterminator for more than forty
three years.
Kill rats, mice, coclzroaches,
waterbugs or ants in a single night.
Does not blow away like powders;
ready for use; better than traps.
Directions in Is languages in every
box.
2 or. size 35c. Is OF. size, $3.50,
Money Back If It Fails
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
Mems Straw Sailors
at September Prices

You will wonder how we do it. New straws
and new shapes in just the size you want-the
very duplicates of styles other stores sell for
$500, on sale here Friday and Ct OK
Saturday, at .................... uA'0o
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12

tunitv to qualify for pistol marks
manship shortly on the state range
east of Phoenix. This training is in
valuable to any citizen and by joining
the machine gun company he gets
paid for taking it.
The recruiting officer will be at
the armory next Tuesday. Every
male citizen between the ages of 18
and As is eligible to enlist.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
Mems Genuine Palm
Beach Trousers

are much favored for Summer wear. They are
as cool as can be and will stand all kinds OF tub
bing. Come in natural, grey and sand. Get yours
Friday or Saturday at the extremely GI Ok
low price of ..................... s1'AO
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
GREAT CARNIVAL To Be GIVEN AT'
AJ0 ON MAY IS, 19AND 70 UNDER.
AUSPICES Of AMERICAN LEGION.

Progressive Mining Town To Be Host On Three Won
derfuI Days and Nights When Remarkable Program
OF Sports and Attractions Is To Be Presented, The
Entire Proceeds To Go To Building Fund For
American Legion Club House
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12

Skeleton remains OF a lizard about
eight feet long. which lived in Eng
land millions of years ago. have been
found in Sussex.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12
Mems Genuine Palm Beach Suits, Special, $l3.1

his clothing The fabric
quality together
in hot weather.
The
devoted making the
the quality of the CLOTH and for protection
n every suit of the genuine cloth.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-12

Young
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

The Mission Theatcr has acquired an
attraction ~ more than usug, interest
Tor next week IN the appearance ~ DIR.
'unningham-m Cunning az he In
known IN theatrical circles--a psychic
"f extraordinary cxepcrtness. whose
psychic powers have created the keen.
"si Interest aud comment wherever he
has appeared. During his appearance In
Dallas, Texas. recently. Dr Cunning.
ham was the guest of the Texas divls.
idnf the League of American Pen Won.
-n AT "a special luncheon at the Hotel
Adolphus and led IN mast interesting
discussion along lines of psychical r..
h-arch. The SIbronssious mind and its
relation tn reason and the consciou
niind were discussed. Reason, according
Ia In. Cunningham, IN the hammer OF
all intellectual advancement" and the
greatest happiness comes through a con.
ir0lled and well.balanced reasoning
power. appreciation ~ nature In what.
ever form. and gratitude To God for
everything that one has DR.. Cunning"
believes that We should strive 10 be.
come more spiritual and that too
many people cxaggegaic their personal
opinions. not based upon reason, but
upon prejudice. completing a vicious
circle which reacts Ia the hurt of the
whole. In. Cunningham viii begin his
Ahirillo engagement, Monday night,
April 10th.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

now. You may use this letter 10 help
other girls, asthe letters in your book
helped me. = ROSE WAiDNEii, 30l3
Roseland Place, Baltimore. Md.
That is the thought so often expressed
In letters recommending Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. These VIZ
men know what they have suffered. they
describe their symptoms and state how
they were finally made well. Just plain
statements, but they want other women
TO be helped.
Lydia +. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is a medicine made from medi-
cinal roots and herbs. and without drugs.
20 relieve the sickness women 10 often
have, which is indicated by backache,
weak feelings, nervousness, and no am
bilion To get anything done or to 20
anywhere. II has helped many women.
Why not try II!
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06
Kimbrough's Body Will
Lie in State Thursday

The body Of Judge ". II. Kln.brough,
attorney. who died In Dalhari Monday
night. will H. In state i'day q, the
parlors ~ blackburn a Malone. under.
takers Funeral services will he held
ot y. m. Friday M the First Baptist
Church.
irlans are for Rev. II. =. Jenkins.
former pastor OF the First baptist
Church and DR.. W. II. Virgin, pastor.
toecunduct the funeral services. IL
was not known late hast night whether
Dr Virgin would reach the city In tune
10 assist the funeral.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

anu RcncThi Weu " .
ness. ] couldnot sleep
comfortably at night
for pains In my back.
y found your book at
home one day and
after reading IL be-
|gan at once 10 take
Lydia +. Pinkham' Q
|VeRe table Com
pound. | have had
very goodresultsand
some Of my girl
| friends are taking Il
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

Children who have worms are pale.
sickly and pecvish. A dose or two Of
Whites Cream vcrmifuge will clear
them Out and restore rosy checks and
cheerful spirits. Price IS. Sold by Randall
Drug Co
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06
MONTHS OF
SUFFERING
How q Baltimore Girl Recov.
cred Her Health

Baltimore. Maryland. For several
months | suffered with severe backachc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

CINCINNATI. a.. April Three
dollars l. al II cost Edwin Amman. is'
yc1r-old schorlhoy. Ia construct his
miniature radio receiving sci
with Il Edwin says h. can hvar radio
signals sent from stations un To - miles
away. IL can AIRY Il with him and
picl up messages wherever he may ~.
An ordinary umbrella IL his arcial.
Edwin perfect this set af'cr two
years ~ study and experimenting ~
. cust OF about $40 or more. h. Tvs. his
miniature receiving apparatus ould hc
ready H. receive concert music ON the
nearest hraHdcasiing station.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06
Among the features Of the Rotary

Among the features Of the Rotary
Club meeting today. will he an inform.
al address 10 Ellwood Lloyd. an at.
tache OF the editorial staff Of the Edl.
TOT and Publisher OF New York city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd arrived In Amarillo
sunday and have been stopping here
on transcontnental tour. having
started several months ago from Mem.
phis. Tenn. and moving along the Al.
hn'ic seaboard to New York and
thence westward To- Chicago. and from
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06
=. T.. Buclinehsm and II. r.. Min.
!. =. Powell. formerly Of Dallas. hut
J. F. ROMERT, D. c.

NmSriIIo's Original ChiropFactof. 10
tablished five years. Complete XRay
service. rhons io2s.2ess. NV saa
ton Western Building. across from the
court house.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

the Windy City through the Middle
West TO Amarillo.
Mrs. Pearl A. Kestersan. of Good.
night. II In Amarillo. the guest Of her
brother and sister. Mr.. and Mrs. w. A.
Askew. 1907 Polk Street. Mrs. Kesier-
son IL just returning from n visit with
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs- a. T. AslSew.
Marble Falls. Texas. ana N stopping
here On route home.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Mounts have
returned from an extended visit 10 81.
Louis and points In Tennessee.
-
y. u. buckingham and u. u. Mill.
sap. deputy internal revenue collectors,
are the city In connection with rou.
tire matters concerning their work.
They are expecting orders To do spe.
cial work begose April Is.
J. =. Powell. formerly of Dallas, hut
more recently of Louisiana. has been
employed AZ foreman by George parr.
contractor, and Is now In Amarillo su.
pervising ioi,s.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

MIR. and Mrs. q. {. Ordway and famI.
~ are leaving at the close OF the pres.
ent week for an outing OF several
months. Trey will 10 via Fort Worth
to san Antonio. This Is being made
tor the benefit Of health.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

Marriage licenses have been issued
by I'D NJ. Pittman. county clerk. TO the
Following copulc. during the first DAYS
OF ApriE Robert 4. Davidson and
Mrs. oddelia woooen. Harry u. Finch
and Mrs. Jettie Elizabeth Giltner. liar.
ry a. Watts and gloise X. White, Ray.
mond scster and Faye Ellis.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

u. \. Leffingwell traffk manager Of
the Texas Chamber OF Commerce, was
IN omarillo yesterday en- route TO Lub.
cock. While here he visited Hamlln
Palmer. one of the transportation com.
miitcc OF the Texas Chamber.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

j. u. Gwin. special representative OF
the Southwestern Division OF the Amer.
lean Red Cross. with headquarters at
81 Louis. was In Amarillo yesterday
Tor a conference with local officials.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

W. l.. IIoyIes, 81 Panhandle. arrived
In Amarillo Tuesday overland from Ok.
lahoma city with his bride. Mr.. and
Mrs. Boylcs We're married more than
year ago. but he announced the wed.
ding JUS, a few days ago AZ Panhandle.
lie is a member Of the Boyies.I,ow
Motor Co.. secretary OF the Chamber
OF Commerce. was elected an alderman.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

Amarillo bank clearings for the past
week to,alled sl.S3S.0OO. according 10
figures given out yesterday.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

u. &. Lawyer, marshal nj White
Deer. was among the visitors In the
city Wednesday.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

the Windy City through the Middle
West 10 Amarillo.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-04-06

j. \. Holmes. an attorney of Pan.
handle. was "a visitor In the city
Wednesday.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30
Clean and Beautify

At High School auditorium Tuesday, a large number of people gathered, at request of Woman's Club' to show their earnestness, in making St. Johns a more attractive, prosperous and health ful town.
 Many talks were made on necessity of methods of improvement; amnog speak CTS were Medames, Haywood, Farr and Patterson, and Messrs. Ortega, Daven- port, Maybin, Dewitt, Hamblin and Dr. Bouldin.
 By unanimous vote the assembly agreed to help make St.J Johns prettier and bet ter, and large number of school boys dledged themselves to help keep the streets clean, and try to stop acts ot vandalism.
 It was. decided that next week from 3rd to 8th inclusive be made week for civic improvement and Friday 7th Ar Dor Day holiday on which all business houses are closed and everyone proceed to plant something or beautify some thing in the town.
 Every home in St. Johns is supposed to be improved during the week, by cleaning yards, also corrals, out houses, etc., as we'll as repairing fences. paint ing or white washing where possible.
 Also the public is to be interested in making more comfortable and attract i've our Public Camping Ground, (which could be made a source of great value to our town;
 Lets make our free camping ground and town so attractive as to make tour istf long to get to St. Johns and make ouselves happy and comfortable.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30
S525 IN PRIZES
 FOR THE BEST RHYMES

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The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30
LOCAL JOTTINGS
 FROM EAGAR

Last Friday a rousing base ball game took place between district Mo. 3 of Edgar and the Round Valley High, 10 to Ii was the final out come with high school doing the yelling.
 Monday evening the M. I. A. from Nutrloso staged the four act drama Down In Dixie" in the Grapevine hall. After the show some heel education was in- dulged in, to the tune of Curt Maxwell's Orchestra.
 Friday night the Round Valley High School Orchestra will ap- pear at the Grapevine hall in their Sunday go to meeting clothes and furnish the thing that seems to be most necessary a at dance.
 Saturday evening the Malpias Club have arranged an April fool meeting at the Grapevine. MT Smith of Dist No. 5 IS counting the days on his fingers.
 Rumor has it from good author ity that the opera from St. Johns High under the direction of Prof. J. Alfred Anderson, will visit Edgar this year. Say, that sounds good and seems to be a language that we people can understand. They remember the One that came here last year. and are look ing forward to this visit with pleasure.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30
Some Circus
(DON MARIUS)

It was an easy matter for a republi- can senate to scrap the League of Ma tions. But now with an increased ma jority of political acrobats and contor- tionists they will give the dear ''peepul' an exhibition of eating crow and swal- lowing nine treaties at one gulp. And this is only a beginning. In another year we will have steen more.
 For this gabfest we have the Four Power Pact, the Five Power Pact and the Nine Power Pact. Then there is the Hot Pack, the Cold Pack and Yap. Also the Fricassee, the Consomme and the Chop Sue.
 Nine great shows under one tent Senator Lodge will act as ring master. He has shown marked ability in that direction and no gift of statesmanship is required.
 Senators Borah and Johnson will per form the difficult stunt of riding two horses going in opposite directions. Senator Johnson has frequently per formed this trick but it is new to Borah However, acrobatic stunts are part of the education of republican politician.
 Senators La Toilette rep. and Reed dem. will act as clowns. Both are past masters in this particular role. Both have won notoriety in their chosen caste. They haven't won anything else except their pay. What ability they have is particularly fitted to play the buffoon.
 The remainder of the republican sen- ators and few who call themselves democratsC?) will play the part of a Congress of owls. Who will look wise and vote yea when each treaty is put to a vote.
 No tickets will be sold for this great show but cash will be collected at the door. Senator Newberry who ran against Henry Ford two years ago and had his seat contested and was recently seated in that august body, will act as door keeper.
 By unanimous republican consent this place was given to Newberry that he might reimburse himself for his outlay of S25O, 000 spent e tEe campaign to defeat Ford.
 A senator's salary is S7500 per year. Term of office six years, Total salary $45000. Can any of my readers tell me why a man will pay a quarter of a mil lion of dollars for an office that pays a salary of only $45000?
 There are only two possible answers. Either the man is crazy or dishonest If crazy he would be sent to an asylum. If dishonest sent to jail? Oh no, seated in the millionaire club where he belongs and didn't he pay for his seat?
 After the treaties are all passed and i, the show is over the repub ican ma ajOrity l will form III columns four and with blare ! of many trumpets and the beating of | tom toms, will march upon the Castle | called Democratic Incompetence" and | rescue the imprisoned visionary princess called ''Normalcy".
 But watch the show. The public will | stay on the outside and, like the small | boy at the ball game, will climb tree pr peek through crack or knot hole in the high board fence. Any way it is more fun on the out side and if we pay | our taxes we will not have the price of | admission.
 Seriously, it is difficulty to see why nine treaties and more to to follow, are better than League of Natiors. ! But the public is traditionally obtuse and all the ass -tuteness remains with | the G. O. P.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30
SURE FOOLED FEM.

when we cooked that politica
 goose and invited that big bunch
 of democrats as special guests.
 About fifteen months before
 the last presidential election 2
 bunch of us enthusiastic republi-
 can politicians got together and
 worked up a kind of a rabbit foot
 because we very we'll knew un-
 less we could concoct something
 our doom was sealed because the democratic administration had
 been a complete success from
 start to finish. Business was ex-
 ceedingly good, regardless of the
 great European struggle we were
 at the time engaged in. All farm
 commodities. sheep, cattle, hogs,
 horses, wool, cotton, likewise all wage earners were drawing good
 wages. So we decided to attach the head by Harding-to H.
 with Woodrow Wilson and the League of Nations, that want peace and prosperity-we want a cha nge. So we appointed com mittees to wait on all those asso- citations and preach to them
 peace and prosperity and what wonderful things a change would bring about. " And we made about two-thirds of the people of the United States really believe we were sincere and that a change would be the proper thing, and the proper thing they got.
 So Mir. cattleman can put his hands upon his hips and just bust his sides laughing to think the grade of range cows he sold for g75 per head. he can now sell the same COW with a six-month old calf at her side for $25. The same beef he sold at 30c. he can get Sc. for now. And Mir. wool grower, Oh say, isn't this. won- derful change. Say, you know that bunch of fine ewes 1 bought at SPA per head. we'll 1 can get rid of a few for six-bits a head, and that One dollar and upwards a pound wool-well it tickIes me to know that last summer 1 abso- lutely could not sell at any price, but 1 am not alone thank good ness, I can jump right in the same boat with the cotton grower and row away from the shore with him because he got the same change 1 did.
 You know old farmer Corntas- sel that lives down the way, you know that big span of Clydesdale mares he purchased for S500a 0about eighteen months ago. well, he got up against it and had to sell them under the hammer. What l do you think he got? $75 apiece. There has been a change in the administration, also in the price of horses.
 Why, hello there! Well if this don't beat the band, 1 haven't seen you since I was a pup. 1 thought you was brakelng down on the Oregon Shoat Line. " 'I was. but got laid off when the general slump came. " The ma jority of all railroad laborers, miners, carpenters, mechanics, farm laborers all got put out of | business been a change you know. You know what Senator Lodge said in his wonderful ad- dress just before the last cam paign, Will Hays, Senator Bur roughs, Hyrum Johnson and Jim my Watson of Indiana all bore i testimony to the same dope about | the wonderful change and pros perity that awaited allwho would denounce the present administra-
The St. Johns herald., 1922-03-30

1 We'll, the change is here good l and proper, and we voted for it.
 Why? Just because some slick
 tongued politician said to, so that
 our votes would help him to get
 his nose in some political pot.
 Some Dimy had a job and this
 sanctifeddeceiver used us as tools
 to land him fat salary for the
 next four years. We fell like a
 bunch of scared coyotes all, all of
 us, laborers, cattlemen, sheep
 men, men from every avocation
 of life. But woo and behold the
 time of reckoning comes to every
 man once in life and that bunch of male kind that calls themselves
 human beings will most certainly get theirs next campaign good and proper. We owe them a change and one they rightly de- serve.
 Say, Pal, you know that big spoon Jim Watson and Hays gave us? We'll, we have got that same spoon and it is polished as bright as a silver dollar and the way we will poke the food down some of those political suckers next time at the ballot box will make some of them feel like they had enough democrat grub in their stomachs to last till all the political pots in the United States boiled dry.
 Listen somebody! Hello cen tral, give me Jim Watson on the phone" " Hello, who is this?' "This is Will, say Jim you know that old fellow way out in Arizo- na that we fed the dope. Let me see what was his name, James? Oh, yes, Allen James, runs that little old measly paper called the Tucson Citizen. He sure dosed out the hot stuff to them old mossback democrat sheepherders, cow punchers and hay-seeders. He made them think if they did not vote the republican ticket that Woodrow Wilson would soon be posing as Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, and would be trying to rule the world. But poor old fel- low, they say he is dead now. We just simply loaded him down with so much false dope and crit icism to dose out to those old way farer through his paper. the Tue son Critiser, that the burden was so great that he just sank down to his knees under the strain and shuff1ed off this great scene of action. But, say Jim, we have played our last card, the hen that laid the golden egg, we found last campaign is unredeemable. we have stacked everything we had on the altar and in order to put one oyer we sacrificed our party, our honor and our friends for a puny office, so 1 am ready to chuck the whole business and go into the movies.
 What do you contemplate doing Jimmy.
 Oh, I think will go up state and start a tannery, there is a lot of dead democrat hides up there Pm 5old, that were skinned last election, just after the big goose feast.
 Jack did you hear those two children of satan talking over the phone? Some crooks that bunch.
 Jack, have been a straight republican all my life never voted any thing else but, I've got mine and if ever cast my vote with that bunch again, want some body to take me up to the top of that little round ball. they call the earth, and throw me down the other side head first.
 Life Long Republican.