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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-06-01
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our neighborhood. an. me! And
he's FIVE years old and every
inch a boy. OF course. when he u
good. why. he's as good as good can
be. but he does q lot Of things that
quite annoy.
He can keep the house In uproar
and he does 1t all day long with the
pranks and funny fancies that he
has. Why. you never could con.
vince him that the things he does
are wrong. He's a bundle. all In
one. OF pep and jazz.
Very early in the morning. when
ne tumbles out Of bed. he gets start.
ed on his full-of.vigor race. He just
hollers for his breakfast: In the
meantime raises ned IL his mother
tries to wash his hands and face.
In between meals he gets hungry
and he robs the cookie jar. and he
strews a mess Of crumbs around the
floor. Then he makes q great dis.
turbance as he grabs his kidd!e car.
dons his hat and coat and slams the
kitchen door.
Mother stands this run Of racket
till II nearly drives her mad. She
decides that dad must spank h!rc.
he's SO wild But when suppertimc
approaches. sonny swings from bsa
10 good and convinces father hes 40
angel child
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-06-01
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0EOPLE who sit In the front row
at church are seldom the ones
who need the sermon most.
When you wear a new ha, and
wonder II Il Is going to rain the an.
swer Is usually Yes"
Young people never hate TO face
the music II it Is jazz
II your wife finds poker chips in
your pocket tell her they are q new
kind Of milk bottle tops.
All you have to do to 60 to sleep
Is try TO stay awake.
Fashion says women will wear
fringes on the bottom OF their
dresses. Men are already wearing
them on their trouser Guns.
/ The bigges, theater in Paris
burned the other day: but the dre.
men didn't have any show.
II YOU are well bred, you will buy
YOUR new straw hat instead OF get
tins. 1t in a restaurant.
/ They may toll not. but they sp1
II they drink Bootleg liquor.
A bachelor is a man who cheWs
tobacco when he wants to chew to
bacco. Q
II is ebou. time 10 quit blaming
everything on the war and start 40
ing a little more work.
Two divided by one equals divorce
Sometimes wisdom comes Wit
years and sometimes the years CON
alone. q
| It takes 5000 bees to weigh
| pound; but one bee can sit down Ek
= couple Of tons.
| Boston professor claims this COIL
| try needs more culture. But what
needs is more agriculture.
When q man goes to the dS7s 10
Of his friends bark at him.
II A man takes of his hat aad
ready to rest; but Q woman taxes
her hat and she has just started.
It's hard to be crooked and Keep
straight face.
II Beer is being shipped from Cana
in milk cans. Keep your eye !
hubby when he gets baby's bottle.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-06-01
TEAMS WIN VICTORIES IN
LINDEN COMMUNITY LEAGUE

In the Community League the
Cubs defeated the Dodgers u
to 4, on Wednesday evening, may
"a. Batteries were, Dodgers
Bajema, De Boer; Cubs "oiie
and verduin.
Friday evening. May 2s. the
White Sox we're victorious over
the Giants to 4. Batteries were
White Sox- Fullner and GAZE )
Giants NJ. Courtney, Norman
and Olson.
Wednesday evening, May 81
the Cubs wonstheir second VIC
tory by defeating the Waite SoA
C 10 /. Batteries: White So1-
Fullner and Gale; Cubs-Wo'te'
Axling. verduin and Danie'5'
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-06-01
MRS. ". B. sCH.yLEMAN
PASSES AWAY A1+AGE OF IL

Mrs, WiIhelmina b. Schuyle-
man passed away Wednesday ev-
entns at the home of her daugh-
ter, Mrs. A. Verbrugge, At 'n s
age of II years, 2 months an =
2 DAYS. She had been i'll pnt a
short time. Funeral services WIN
held Saturday at l p. m. at the
yerbrugge home, and at 2 O'Clock
at the Reformed Church on Gro
YER Street.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-06-01
BOY LIGHTS DYNAMITE CAP;
LOSES TIPS OF FINGERS

Francis Pugh, the 6 year oiu
son OF F. A. Pugh blew off the
ends of three fingers OF MS ieit
hand with a dynamite cap, when
he ignited with a lighted match
Monday evening He was also
IN iured about the face and body.
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Do You Know?
By GARRY

THAT THE LINDEN TRIBUNE RUNS
WEEKLY NEWSPAPER IN WESTERN
WASHINGTON? TRIBUNE ADS PAY.
TRY THEM.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17
A DANGEROUS SPOT

Mr.. Hogan describes little Incl
dent of last Thursday night and points
moral. After supper he drove the
truck down to Moscow, when he cross
ed the Cimarron the river was dry. An
hour and half later when he return
ed after dark, the water was running
about eighteen inches deep over the
bridge. 1t will be remembered by
those acquainted with the location
that it is impossible to see the bridge
until within few feet of it, and on
this occasion, Mr.. Hogan did not see
it in time to stop until the front
wheels We're actually in the water.
Fortunately the bridge was there, al
right and he crossed safely, but as
Mr.. Hogan says, when the water
comes up suddenly, the bridge may go
out and the approaching traveller will
not be able to see that is is gone until
it is too late to stop. With a treach-
erous river like the Cimarron too
great care cannot be taken, and a
bridge should be so located and con-
structed that the approaching traveller
could see 1t In time to stop.-Satant;
Chief.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17
THE GREAT BACA COUNTY
FAIR AND STOCK SHOW

Baca county, Colo, Is this year
putting on ore Of the great shows
Of the west, this being its eighth
annual fair and first stock show,
running from September IS to 16,
inclusive, the first day being entrance
and judges day.
The stock show will be Of the reg
istered varieties, the object being
to encourage better stock in the west,
and at this time this feature prom
Uses to be big thing The line be-
ing put on include horses and their
allies-jacks and jennets, cattle,
hogs, hens these being the farmers
main stand bys.
The speed ring promises to be one
of the most thrilling an exciting ever
put on in the west, inclusive of sky
high bronx busting, madbull riding,
fast and furious running races, re-
lay races, tournament races, auto
races, roping and bull-dogging, wild
COW milking, and every other wild
west sport possible in the speed ring,
The management has been fortu-
nate in securing one of the most ia
nous sky pilots in the world, he using
two appliances and having with him
some Of the most daring acrobate put
ting on air stunts, they being con-
tracted to put on one of the greatest
air exhibitions ever seen in the west
air stunts never put ON even at
the Colorado state fair.
On the first program day of the
fair, Sept. II, one Of those sky aero
bats will jump from the plane 5000
feet in the air, and at another time
one Of them will just tumble off the
plane Gas it will look to the audience)
and without a parachute or any
thing else to save him.
Inc management has been fortu-
nate in securing the promise of the
governor of the state to honor US
with his presence at the fair, and no
effort is being spared to give him
the time of his life.
Also on the first program day of
the fair there will be an old settlers
reunion, and at night an old set
tiers meeting, when every old tim
er viii be expected to give an &C
count Of his old-time stewardship,
after these talks the governor giving
the principle talk of the evening.
The fair laJt year was accounted
marvellous, is now taking place as
one Of the great fairs of the entire
west, and with the wonderful special
features being put on the first pro-
gram day ought to start out with an
attendance of 10000 people.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17
RAILROAD STRIKES
RECALL ESSEX RUN
Four Cars Which Set Transcontinen-
tai Recod in 1920 Still in Service


Two years ago this month two
Essex stock cars carrying United
States mail started out at midnight,
They passed each other near Council
from San Francisco, into the night
on their way across the continent.
one from New York and the other
Bluffs, Iowa, and four days, "a hours
and 43 minutes after it left San
Francisco the eastbound car depos-
tied its mail in the New York post
office.
This was new transcontinental
record made. And this record still
stands.
Four Essex cars in all made this
transcontinental trip in August,
1920, in an average time of days,
Fl hours, and 80 minutes a mark
which likewise has never been equall-
ed by any other car.
Attention was turned to these
transcontinental performers the 9TH
err day by Essex Motors, when the
question was raised as to to whether
or not automobiles could be press
ed into use as fast transportation We
hicles in case the nationwide rail-
road strike should ever become COM
plete tie-up Of railroad Transports
ton.
The run these Essex cars made car
rying mail brings out forcibly the
possibilities of passenger automobiles
as fast transportation vehicles. Be
cause of the performances Of these
cars and the lessons learned by the
automobile industry during this trip,
several improvements in motor car
design have been possible. The per-
formances were a striking illustra-
ton of the durability of toay's auto
mobiles, especially so in view Of the
announcement that all four Of these
Essex cars are still in daily service.
They have been run an aggregate
distance of more than 100000 miles.
Automobile merchants agree that
and car withstands more severe test
in undergoing such feat than the
ordinary car receives during an en-
tire life Of hard usage.
Transcontinental No. 1 was the
car which made the fastest time.
No. 2, running west, was second in
a days, 10 hours and II minutes.
No. 8, running east, made the 3347
miles in days, 81 hous and Sc min
utes and the fourth, starting from
days, 6 hours and IS minutes. The
New York reeled off her trip in 5
last two cars each started after the
encountered, particularly in the
first two had finished and their slow
er time was due to heavy rains thru
Rocky Mountain regions. The av-
erage time for the cars was 4 days,
21 hours an 32 minutes. The first
car had to make more than 80 miles |
an hour, including stops, to finish as
it did. Only four cars were used for |
the test.
No. 1, the fastest car, which has
been driven more than $4,000 miles,
was in Galveston, Texas, not long
ago, and Charles Newing, dealer
there, had an opportunity to drive It
on Galveston's famous racing beach.
He reports that is worked splendidly
at all speeds, even up to 65 miles
an hour.
No. has gone more than $4,000
miles and has not yet even been
oyerhauled. No. 8 has been driven
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

more than $4,000 miles and its mo-
tor parts were scarcely touched last
spring. The fourth car, owned by
E. Il. Carpenter Of the Hudson Mo
tor Car Company, has travelled about
$4,000 miles.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

George and Ralph Bane were IN
from the farm near Hugoton Sun
day visiting at the home Of their
sister, Mrs. R. N. Cunningham.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Leo Blake of Hooker was attend
ing to some business interests here
Friday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

F. E. Cawley and family and Miss
Thelma Farmer visited at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. WIN Kinsley near
Moscow Sunday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17
H. s. Mooner Of Kismet was trans
acting business here Friday.

Merle Feese went to Welsford
where he will visit for several days
with friends and relatives.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Mrs. Bell Miller and daughter Miss
Opal went TO Kismet Saturday for
several days visit with friends and
relatives.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

James Bray of the Democrat force
spent Sunday in Minneola visiting
relatives.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

E. s. Irwin and T. G. Pate NJ
turned Saturday night from Baca
county, Colorado. Mr.. Pate has
claim in that part Of the country.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Jomn Wray and VIM. Virgins OF
Tyrone were in Liberal Sunday visit
ing friends.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Miss Neva Batterton returned to
her home in Preston Saturday after
visiting at the home Of her uncle and
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. L. P. Warner.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Mr.. and Mrs. C. E. Boles and child
rem of near Moscow were visiting
here Sunday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Arlie Aths Of Pratt was a bust
ness visitor here the first of the week.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

F. G. Boles left Saturday for St.
Louis and Chicago where he will do
his fall buying.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-08-17

Robert Levi of Elk City was in
the city few days this week on bus
ness and visiting at the home OF
his uncle, DR.. M. H. Levi
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
EDITORIAL OF THE DAY
INDISCREET PILGRIMS.
(From the New York Times.

(From the New York Times.
The original Pilgrims may have said long eraces
endless speeches after dinner From the latter af-
Fiction, which is also sometimes danger, the lat
ter-day Pilgrims suffer along with all other NOR
tails Of the present. At the banquet given in
honor of Mr. Balfour by the Pilgrims in London
Monday the speaking was abundant and COR
dial but not entirely free from occasional things
better not said. Even Mr. Balfour. master of tact
and grace that he is, did not entirely escape the
perils OF eXtempore speech. Warmed by the
thought of Anglo-American friendship, and still
with a vivid memory of the way in which the
United States had co-operated with Great Britain
at the Washington conference, he was moved to
say that these two delegations" meaning the
British and American delegations were "the gov
orning influence of the whole of this great trans
action"
If this is pretty nearly true. It Is kind of
truth which statesman should use great economy
in uttering. Japan, for example, will not care to
have her people informed that there was kind
of tacit combination between America and Eng
land. But If Japan needs any consolation. she
may find it in the general conviction that her
delegates left the Washington conference with at
least their fun share of the honors. Tho case of
France is VIGOROUSLY different and in the present
slight tension between her and Great Britain she
will not be exactly Modified or reassured bv Mr.
Balfour's quiet assumption that the French played
at Washington part minor and negligible ,
Ambassador Harvey, who followed Mr.. Balfour
is not man tamely to permit himself to be out
done in ndiscretions. His own were mostly of a
verbal character. He seemed to feel impelled to
upon all the prominent persons that he could sec
tack little labels of description or appreciation
the horizon and these not always happy
His compliments to Mr. Balfour and the king
somehow had air OF ineffabe condescension
and patronage. And It must have startled his
hearers to learn that the American ambassad dor
regarded President Harding as very like an ee-
plant. The prize, however. must be awarded to
Colonel Harvey's Characterization of Senator Lodge
as 1.-THE Nestor Of the senate erudite in clustered
nalist to beat that And the emotions which Il
will arouse in the aoof breast of Senator Lodge
with the Irish in Boston, must be left for the cru
dite to imagine.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
OLD LEADERS PASS.

We witnessing the closing OF a political
epoch in America The figures that have held the
center Of the stage for so long at Washington are
by making their final bows and departing
TO be seen no more. Knox and Penrose have gone
and now Uncle jose Cannon announces that the
time has come for such veterans as himself to step
aside and let the spotlight play younger figures
Men of the generation Of Uncle joe made his
tory in America for quarter of q century and
They were the strong, outstanding types of
period that marked such amazing development
as we may within the memory Of men
living Deaf to partisan criticism, undeterred
by attacks upon their sincerity they stood firm for
the policies and measure which their broader view
of national affairs and needs convinced them were
necessary for the welfare Of the country. stand
paters" they came to be called, but in reality they
kept the government abreast of the times. con-
served the federal resources reduced the national
debt, and in general built so we'll that even the
acknowledgement of the Wilson regime was unable
to seriously impair the structure of their making.
They declined to be led into foolish experiments
in government They were not led away by gilt
tering theories They turned deaf ears to the Free
Silver shouters they kept the governments hands
off of private business much as possible, and
they put the taxes where they could be most easily
borne. They served their country well and fear
lessly. They made mistakes because they were
engaged in big work. but they lived to see the pri
mary principles for which they stood justified and
their critics humbled by angry electorate that
swept them out OF office and returned to power
that party that had made the nation great
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
PROUD AND ASHAMED.

It would be interesting to know just how phIlo'
sophcal Senator Cameron of Arizona really is. If
he is philosopher he has smiled; if he is not, he
is mad "cean plumb through"
Senator Cameron criticized the Interior Depart
ment for turning all concessions and benefits in our
national parks into the hands OF a few special In
terests which are waxing fat result of the
excessive tolls wrung from the pubic. For his
pains he lost the appropriation for the Grand Can
yon which the appropriation bill contained,
This spiteful little trick put oyer' by the
votes of senators who thoroughly agree with Sena-
tor Cameron's views yet who completely
victimized by the "system' in vogue that they go
with it instead of resisting it.
All this Is very trying to the soul Of any one
except patient philosopher who expects punish
ment for his temery in standing for things as they
ought to be instead of expedently acquiescing in
things as they
Senator Cameron should be supported by his
home folks in his fight. What he loses today in
Immediate appropriations he will regain or his
state in Overlooking measure in the future when
the wonders of Arizona at last belong to the peo-
pie without the payment of tribute to some blood
sucker
Arizona should be proud of Cameron. New
Mexico should be ashamed of the secretary of the
interior.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
IN VAIN.

The most famous criminal lawyer on the Pacific
coast was found dead in his apartments Heart falI-
ure was given as the cause.
Tile courts where justice Is dispensed with
ceased to turn criminals loose upon the public, while
six famous criminal lawyers took halliday off to
act as pal-bcarers The deceased was buried from
an undertakor's parlors And the old world wags
on without him as though nothing had happened
and he had never lived.
Some people call his life q success, 1t was 4
blank failure. True he made some money, but un-
fortunately his shroud had no pockets in it, He
took nothing with HIM This fate is the universal
fate of men. But neither did he leave anything
behind him but the phantom fame of shrewdness.
The sunlight Of a Single day will drive that shadow
from the public mind and he will sleep in oblivion
The world is as though he had not lived, only it
may be a little worse.
His ambitions were too ephemeral and too
selfish to afford a dying man any satisfaction The
best wish which could be offered him is the hope
that he died too suddenly for the panorama of his
life to pass before his dying eyes. If it did so
pass what a cyncs twisted smile of derision must
have distorted his face as he saw himself in the
mirror of eternity
10 win great name as a criminal lawyer ones
clients must be acquitted TO clear the innocent,
permitting the conviction of the guilty, makes no
great fame. TO secure the acqutta OF the guilty
is the ambition OF the lawyer who aspires to fame
as a defender Of criminals. Character is ruined in
the process-life is bghted
Had the brilliant mind lent itself to Ideals Of
service to the world his passing would have been
rnourned The world would be little better place
in which to live because he had passed through it.
He would not have lived in vain
We suspect that We're his stiff lips able to
speak he would admonish most Of us of the folly
Of our warped perspective look upon life and
lay plans for its success.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
HEAR AITHoUsE ToNIGHI.

From the early sale of tickets, it appeared that
a considerable number of the Albuquerque people
were likely to miss the concert Of Paul Althouse
at the High school auditorium this evening. Reser-
vations were much in demand yesterday however,
and there are now indications that a capacity house
may result
Albuquerqueans would certainly be neglectful of
musical opportunities # they failed to hear AL
thouse He is well known in the west to be
but that is no reflection upon the high standard of
his artistry.
Among musical critics, the name of Althouse
stands for a thoroughly American singer who has
forced his way the class of the very greatest
calists Of today. Some have ranked him the great
est living tenor Some have called him greater than
Mccormack. That may be extravagant praise, but
there is no dsputng his right to serious consider
alton.
Every artist presented to Albuquerque by the
Apollo club cannot be as well known Schumann-
Heink, As long as there is no disappointment in
any Of its offerings the public should have faith
in the artists it brings here and justify the club in
gambling upon the loyal support of the COM
munity.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-02-28
CHICAGO BOARD or TRADE.

Chicago. Feb. 27.-Wheat ran up
in price to within Il Of $1.50 a
bushel today. barely missing the
height which for months has been
the ambition of bulls. Fresh signs
of European need of breadstuffs
gave the impetus, but the rise
tempted heavy profit taking sales
and the market reacted. closing
unsettled at / cent net decline to
&c advance with May S1.47 to
$1.473s and July $1.25 to $1.25 z.
Corn finished y to 1c off, oats at
a shade decline to * a a gain and
provision up is to Acc. At first
the wheat market showed a search
ty of offerings and there was de-
cided jump in values, mainly be-
cause of sharply higher quotations
at Liverpool. 1t was figured that
taken in connection with an ad-
vance in sterling exchange, the
actual market price of wheat at
Liverpool today was Y C a bushel
higher in American money than
was the case on Saturday AS the
price here, however, approached
S1.50, the volume of selling broad
ened out to an unusual extent, and
the demand became less urgent,
causin prices to recede. Reports
of snow storms in the southwest
where moisture would be helptul
to the winter crop. tended further
to ease the market in the late deal
ings. A decrease of S14, 900 bushels
in the visible supply attracted but
little attention and appeared TO