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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
SOKOLSTVU
Cle~velandsken1u!

DIlezita schIIze Glen
stva v s e c h Sokol-
skych Jednot cleve-
%landskych, kona Sc
v sobotu u. cerven-
&c v 8 hodin vecer v
~telocvicne Sok. No
va Vlast ma Clark
Ave. Jednano Dude
o koupi fanny. Bra
tri a sestry, dokazte,
re mate %pochopeni
pro zajmy sokolske
a dostavte sc " po-
ctu co n~ejhojnejsim.
Vybor.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
Proti z~eleznicni pra-
Gown rade.
BRATRSTVA
Sc o ZAVEDENf STARE
HO
SYSTEMU.

ProhlaSenim, re nyn6jSi ST.
tuace zeleznitni stavky by nj
kdy nemohla nastati "a syste-
mu pfimeho vyiednavani 5 w
konntmi uredniky drahy, iak
bylo obycejem pred priietim
dopravni predlohy, pocala 4
zeleznitni bratrstva vcera pro-
strednictvim zastupcu We Wash
ingtonu pusobiti ma kongres,
ably uvedeny system znovu
Zavedl. DotGeni zastupci "a
krocili zeimena u senatora
Cumminse i iinych tlena Sc
natnlho mezistatniho vyboru
pro obchod, ably zaopatren
byl fond We prospech znovu-
Zfizeni vladni uvazovaci rady
jak navrzeno jest tax zvanou
NeWlandovou pfedlohou.
Stara smirGi methoda Sc po-
vzdy pr propuklych rozporech
mzdovych j jinych dobre o.
svedtovala, kterouz chyalu ny
nejsi zeleznicni pracovni rad6
daVati nelZe. Hlayni chybOu
dneSni rady jest die precisely
b%ratrstVa lokomotoVnich stroll
niku a topiGu, ID. b. Robertso-
ma, re kazda strana Sc snazi
nabyti V rade Vrchu, coz jest
pax celkovym yysledkum ma
Skodu. Starry system ma i me-
ri uTednictvem zeleznicnich
SPRAY dosti privrzencu, kteri
davaji vzdy prednost prim6mu
Vyjednavani nez-li dnesnimu
zpusobu, ktery Sc doCkal tax
zalostnych yysledku. Zprava
by jinak znela mnohoslibne,
ale jsou vysloVeny take obavy,
ida by reforma dneSni zmatek
v.8tavkovni situaci ieSt6 vice
neztizila.
Jinak zustavaji posice ma
stavkoynim bojisti celkem ne
z%mtn6ny. Stavkafi hlasi, re
pocet jejich zvetSen byl 0 80
zamestnancu Pennsylvania
drahy, ktefi zanechali prace
vcera. Drahy oZnamuji pax,
ze stayka nema m postup pra-
ei tax znatnaho vlivu iako by
10 ocekavano a re Sc ~staVkoka-
zove primo hrnou', ale pfi
tom nepodotykaji, re Sc do
prace hrnou pracoVni silly ne
zkuSene, jak ma drUhe strane
jest tyrzeno re stran staykuji-
cich.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
UTOPIA Sc IA NAVSTEVY
u PRfBUZNE.

12-leta Marketa Nagyova,
4473 zap. So. ILL.,, jela "a prazd
min navstiviti svoji sestfenici
14-letou Annu Gregoryovou V
Norwalku. Domu sc mela vra-
tit We stredu, ale iak psala,
prodlouzila 81 pobyt az do pri
Stiho utery. Ale osud rozhodl
jinak. ODE divky hraly 81 BIZ
re reservoirn norwalske vodar
ny a jedno z devGat patrne spa
do do vody, kdezto druhe Sc
snazilo druzku zachraniti, ale
utopily Sc ODE.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
SOUDCE LEVINE ROT SPE
KULANTUM S PROHIBIC-
MIMI POkUTAMI.

Bedfordsky smirGi soudce
John NJ. Flick a til zfizenci ie-
ho "soudl" w. s. Silby, Sid
nev Stevens a Otto Chaloupka
.isou ~lalovani 0 nahradu So
600 pro neopravnenG zatceni
Jana Tanskiho, 5000 SoWinski
ave. Die zaloby tvrdi Tansky,
re imenovani tri vniki do ieho
residence $ poVolenim k pro
hlidce. ktere vydal Flick, a
proslidili mu cely dun, ale Cd
nesli ien prazdnou lahev, V
ktere mela rodina ocet. Pr
pfepadu zanechali "4fednici'
tiStene p%redyolanf pred bed
fordskeho smirciho soudce,
kde Sc mel zodpovidati pro pre-
stoupeni prohibitnich narize-
nj. Tansky ma pry svedky,
re lahev slidily nalezena byla
prazdna. Soudce Manuel Le-
vine zakazal ufedni moci FIJI
kovl pokratovati dalsim SOU
dnim rizeni \ tonic pripade a
stanovil 20. teryenec Jake den
kdy pan smirCi soudce zasedne
spolu Sc syVmi p0mahaci ma Ia
yici obzalovanych sam. Po-
dobne zakroGil soudce Levine
Y podobn6m pripade proti smir
emu soudci l.. l.. Marshallovi
v Euclid vesnici, ktery odsou-
dill cementarskeho d6lnika a
otce Sesti dltek II. Coopera, {.
2676 vych. 55. ul. k velke po-
kut6, kterou tento nemohl "a
Dlatltl a prOto ZaVfen ale NJ
soudni roZkaz pc p6titydenni
Vazbe propulsion. Pokuta ne
svtdomitym smirtim soudcem
Cooperovi ulozena byla tax
velka. ze by musel odsouzeny
setrvati We vezeni pr nejmen-
sim pet roku. coz samo jest
prestupkem prot ustav6 sta
ia Ohia, ktera zapovida w
slovnc krute a neobvyklt ire
sly.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
JEZE.RNf LODNiCI ODHLA.
SOVALI STAVkU.

Doprava |iezerni donna dnes
dalSiho oehromeni yiitim ma
stavku as 5000 lodniku ma vel
kych iezerech. 900 clenQ Me
zinarodni lodnicke unie odhla-
sovalo Y sobotu stavku 4 hla-
sovaci listky byly odeslany do
Chicago a podobne Sc ma straj-
ku usneslo 400 jezernich ma
kladaGu. Protestuii prot no.
vemu snizenl mzdy.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22


silly tax, ze byla i S malickymi
domacim vyhozena. Uboha Sc
brala ditky, devcatka dvojcata
a 3-leteho Alberta a sla k vrch-
nimu klerkovi municipalnlho
soudu, Henrymu, iehoz prosila,
by u soudce Baera zakrocil We
prospect uvezneneho NAME
la. Spala S ditkami Gordon
parku a ma pTimluvu Henryho
dostalo sc rodin6 pristTesi V ne
mocnicni cele ma hlavni poll
cejni stanici.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
Velky vylet spo-
jeny S %verejnyn2 cvi-
ceniln a ~pruIvodem,
porada Sokol Czech.
Havllcek, 23. cerven
&c v Capkove "a
hrade.
POSLEDNl CERVENCOVE.
LACE.

letoSniho roku nashromazdili
isme pro pfiStl tyden Y noVem
velkGm kram6 u KOUDELU'
ma Broadway vedle Champa u
lice a muzeme prayem fici, re
lepSich a vetsich laci ieSt6 ne
bylo.
Pro kazdy den v tydnu pfi-
chystany jsou zvlastni hodno-
ty takrka Z kazdeho oddeleni
naSeho kramu a dtery j '
patek obdrzite nadavkem dvo-
jite znamky cerven6, zelene
ruzove aneb dyojnasobny di-
skont.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-22
Sokol
J. A. Komensky

Bratri a sestry Sokola j. A.
Komensky! Jdeme V krojlch
ma verejne cviceni Sokola
Czech HavliGek ned6li %.
cervence. Sraz pfesne V IL
hodin dopoledne We spolkove
mistnosti. Konej kazdy So
kolskou povinnost. Ma Zdar.
STAROSTA.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
COLLECTIVE BARGAINING

In the year 1914 there were but 643
factories in the United States employ
ing over one thousand men each.
These factories employed one-fifth of
all the country's wage-earners.
In 1919, five years later, the num-
Der of factories employing one thou
sand or more men had grown to 1O2l
and they had absorbed more than one
fourth of all wage-earners. Later
census figures undoubtedly will show
that this tendency to concentration OF
the nations man power in the larPer
industrial units is constant.
Thus the small shop is being stead
lily crowded out by the growth, in
both number and size, of gigantic
manufacturing plants, and steadily
greater proportion of the country's
wage-earners every year are forced
to negotiate with larger and more
powerful corporations in the matter
of working conditions and wages.
The figures show to all thoughtful
trade unionists the vital necessity OF
preserving the principle of collective
bargaining, without which they will
become less and less able to defend
and maintain their economic rights IN
dealing with huge employing inter
eStS.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
HOW MORSE GOT OUT
OF JAIL
THROUGH MONEY POWER AND
POLITICS
An Inside Story, By Eugene V. Debs
(From The International Steam
Engineer)

No attorney general in the his
tory of this nation has ever been
so thoroughly disgraced by the ex-
posure of his efforts to defeat
justice for fee as has Attorney
General Daugherty, the crowning
shame of the Harding administra-
ton. For a promised fee of $685.
100000 and Morse's pledge to make
him and his accomplice rich men
he used his influence with Presi-
dent Taft to secure the pardon of
Chas. w. Morse, multi-millionaire
banker, ship-owner and speculator,
convicted of defrauding the govern
ment and sent to the Atlanta peni-
tentiary for his crime. AS Senator
Watson declared before the senate,
"No honorable lawyer would de-
ceive the president as President
Taft has been deceived in this case.
The men who did it have no honor
in them
How and why Morse got out of
Jail through the "pull" of Attorney
General Daugherty and his accom-
plice, Fielder, are here related by
Eugene Victor Debs, recently i'm
prisoned in the same penitentiary
and conversant with the inside
facts about the amazing story Of
how a multimillionaire bought his
way out of Jail.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
SHOPCRAFTS MEETING

At largely attended meeting of
shop employees Wednesday evening it
was decided by a unanimous vote to
discontinue the Strike Executive Com
mittee, as it's duties are practically
ended. In the future all matters
which can not be handled by the shop
chairmen will be settled by the Local
Federation, as formerly.
A motion of John P. Sullivan
thanking the officers and members of
the Executive Committee for the able
manner in which they had conducted
affairs during the strike was adopted
by a unanimous vote, also a mo-
tion stating that the support of many
business men and numberless friends
was highly appreciated and would not
be forgotten in the future.
President Wolfe spoke of the i'm
portance of buying only union made
goods bearing the label, and advised
his hearers to read the advertisements
in the Leader and patroniZe business
men who advertised in it's columns in
preference to all other, as they were
friends to the cause.
1t was decided to discontinue the
daily craft meetings but to continue
the commissary department, which
will be open in the morning and even
ing daily, as long as deemed neces-
sary, and all cases will be handled by
the committee as formerly.
The meeting adjourned subject to
call by the Local Federation.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
CHARGES AGAINST SHERIDAN

Harry Jennings has filed charges
with Mayor Orr against Chief of
Police James Sheridan upon the
grounds of malfeasance and non
feasance in office, and demands that
these charges be conveyed to the civil
service commission for their imme-
diate action.
Among other things Sheridan is
charged with gross incompetency,
gross ineffciency and discourteous
treatment of the public, in that he did
maliciously and unlawfu1y assault
and injure Harrv Jennings and caused
his arrest and false Imprisonment on
Or about july Fl.
The petition also recites that Chief
Sheridan has upor many occasions
and in the presence Of ladies used abu-
sive, offensive, vile and indecent lang
uage and that as public servant he
has been insolent and offensive in his
manner of dealing with the public
subjecting persons to suffer undue
humiliation.
Chief Sheridan is also accused of
gross neglect Of duty in permitting
persons under arrest to be maliciously
and unlawfully subjected to abuse as
sault and injuries.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
LIGHT Wines and Beer
Amendment on Ballot

Columbus, Ohio-By vote of five
to two, the Ohio supreme court has
ordered Secretary of State Harvey G..
Smith to place the beer and light wine
constitutional amendment on the bal
lots at the November election. Beer
and wine, however, will not become
available to Ohioans, regardless of
the vote, because of the Volstead law
which takes precedence over the state
laws.
The amendment was ruled off the
ballot recently by Secretary of State
Smith on the grounds that it would
not mean anything if adopted as it
would contravene the federal prohi-
bition laws and it would cause large
and needless expenditure of the tax
payers money.
The Ohio courts action consisted
in over-ruling a demurrer filed by
the state to the request of the asso-
citation opposed to prohibition for a
writ of mandamus, compelling the
Secretary of State to place the amend
ment on the ballot.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
ALFORDSON
By John Bush

"Who is Alfordson :"
This is a question frequently asked
by readers of the Newark Leader.
In the fullest sense of the term,
without exaggeration or fattery, we
can say of him that he is one of the
most accomplished news writers of
the day, imbued with love of union
principles which he has furthered by
the use of his facile pen.
He has a vein of comic humor in
his nature, quick appreciation of
and relish for the humorous, which he
expresses with simplicity of speech;
and his sayings are not stock in trade,
carefully accumulated, arranged and
labeled for future use, but the ex-
uberance of a vigorous and prolific
mind.
Mr.. Alfordson has chosen the pipe
and sheet metal trade as his vocation,
and is a most proficient workmen.
He is a member of the Executive
Board of the local B. & o. Federated
Shop Crafts, which appointed him
chairman of the Press Committee.
His descriptive articles relative to
the railroads and the strike situation
are educational to the public and
benefting to a degree that is beyond
conception as regards our cause.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
DINNER PAIL EPICS
By Bill Lloyd
(By Federated Press)

The papers give us lots of jazz of
how the public gets the razz in strikes
and lockouts and the rest-it's getting
somewhat of pest.
Who is the Public anyhow? I'd
like someone to tell me now. Who is
this suffering Public" guy, who never
and never plays, but spends an endless
lot of days in being innocent fall-guy
whenever a strike time draws nigh,
who's always hit with brick-bat, and
never knows the this from that?
AS / see things, there is two classes
of folks who make up all the masses.
There's folks what own, and folks that
earn. Some labor hard, and some
work spurn. Some live to work; some
live to play and cut their coupons day
by day. The public is just all of US,
each blooming, blasted, bloody cuss.
They amt no public class a-tall, and
yet the papers like to call upon the
public class to cry when they see the
strikers going by.
Perhaps white-collar slaves do
think they are the suffering public
gink? / will allow they sometimes
suffer, just like cheap non-union
duffer; but they is workers like us
chaps who never own silk-shirts per-
haps. They don't own nothing more
than we, but they somehow don't al
ways see just how the social lines do
fall, and so they never hear the call,
to line up with the workers crowd
and shout for justice strong and loud.
It's time we quit this public stuff;
the press has given US enough. Let
each line up with his own class, the
stiff what don't is sure some ass.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
HARDING'S PET MAY YET BE A
SUPREME JUDGE

This thing is getting to be laugh
able.
1t is said President Harding intends
to appoint Harry Daugherty, the mas
ter strikebreaker ,as justice of the
supreme court.
Why not save all the unnecessary
expense and make the supreme court
a department in the banking house OF
j. P Morgan & Co.? 1t would prove
economical as we'll as expeditions, as
decisions could then be rendered the
same day the cases were filed.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
BUILDING TRADES COUNCIL IN
IN GAINESVILLE

Joe Bauer, the live secretary of the
GAINESVILLE Central Trades Labor
Council, informs us that at mass
meeting of the building trades, held
in that city last week, a Building
Trades Council was organized. All
present were enthusiastic and inter-
ested and pledged themselves to get
behind the movement and make it a
success.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
YOU'RE THRICE WELCOME

James C. Shanessy, General Presi-
dent Journeyman BARRIERS Interna-
tional Union, in letter addressed to
J. H. Sharritt, Secretary of the Bar
bers' Local, writes that he appreciated
the pleasant time shown him and Mrs.
Shanessy during their stay in Newark
and hopes that he will be able to pay
Newark another visit in the near
future.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22

Some 100000 cedar telephone poles,
100000 chestnut and $4,000 pine poles
are required annually by the Bell sys-
tenn, beside over million pine and
fir cross arms and 100000 locust in
sulator pins.
Newark leader. ([Newark, Ohio]) 1917-1946, 1922-09-22
APPRECIATES LEADER

w. M. Bush, who is in the oil bust
ness in Weston, w. Va, has our
thanks for number of cash SUBJ
scribers sent in this week.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
THE NURSE AND PUBLIC HEALTH
Prepared by the
BY MARY E. MARsHALL.R. N

A DAM was ILL., The father Of the race had his first pain. He held his
"A arms folded across his abdomen and rocked slowly from side tt side.
emitting a dismal groan each time he did sc. Finally his yoice broke nut in
a longdrawn, forOrn wall, Il want n nurse" he cried. And Eve appeared.
Down through the age it has been the selfapponted task of women, as
wives, mothers, sisters or sweethears, to mitigate the suherngs of all things
sick and helpless The tiny infant, the wounded soldier on the battlefield. the
fevertossed patient int the hospital all ire dependent OF the minstraions and
unselfsh car of one woman
1t wa ii woman, Florence Nightingale by name, or The lady with the
lamp as she "a fondly called, who laid the cornerstone Of our modern
system of public health and hospital nursing
I'VE must prevent the unnecessary number of infant Deaths" writes the
"Take the proper treatment or consumption" says the sanatorium expert
But in the final analysis, the actual work Of doing all these things lies in
the hands of the nurse. The hospital nurse teaches the patient to care for
himself after he leaves the institution, the public health nurse educates the
family in disease prevention and infant care, and the industrial nurse gives
first aid to the worker in shop and factory.
But with the best and most unselfsh of intentions "a woman annot
become a good nursem unless she has the proper equipment. She cannot dis
cover tuberculosis n its early stages and send the patients to clinics fol proper
treatment unless she has had special training IN the disease. Nor "a she
guide families from soyeny, mhygfenic habits Of living into wholesome
sanitary ones without a large supply of tct and understanding of human
fraiHies.
public health work, but it does not as yet realize the Importance of training
and character in the making of a competent worker The nursing profession
is n of the most splendta in which q wonun canbe engaged, but it has been
ecHpsed as a dosrable9yocaHuhfy othex professions beeausefhey offer better
salaries, hours ana8NoEkinfs ennatuoas Ahefe is qslda need for high
the same inducements that are offered in other fields AT this very moment
enormous suns are needed to improve u training schools and to provide
for special courses in various branches of public health nursing.
Only women with the highest qualifications should be admitted to Il
profession which deals so intimately with human life and happiness, but
a nurses work is more arduous, more exactng than most others, and i'm
provementsi in conditions haven ot kept pace with improvements in other fields
of labor 1t therefore remains for the public to exert every effort to support
a nursing service which can maintain the highest standards, by making the
work sufficiently attractive. If 1t does not do this, nursing Is in danger of
degeneraung inoa profession of mental and social mediocrty.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
Rsy g. - wpT-N sr~sFuN ~
EON 81
OF AMERICA
THE Us NAVAL
BY TT. MAXEY


III ~ > ANFh I'll AS(EOGAFA 4
INGLE SANS great training school
" for the development Of the genii
who are to guide the destlnies Of
the American navy was founded in
the year 1915.
1t is located at Annapolis, the
quaint little capital city of the state
of Maryland, which, to this day, re-
tains a distinctly English flayor-on
"a tract of land where formerly stood
Fort Severn. Its position on the River
Severn, which connects it with the
Chesapeake bay, IS both a fitting and
an advantageous one.
When the Civil war broke out a
change of location was considered nd
visable and the academy WAS moved
to Newport, r. |. In 1863 1t was
moved back to Annapolis.
Since 1898 most Of the buildings
have either been enlarged or recon
structed and many new ones have
been built. Today this academy Is
considered the |best-eqnipped and hand
soonest naval institution Of learning in
the entire world.
The present course, much Of which
is usually spent at sen, requires four
years to complete. After graduation
n m%idshipman is commissioned an en-
sign in the navy and assigned to reg
ular service.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
LITER.

do you intend to retire from poll
tics?"
Il never knew anybody who did,"
replied Senator Sorgham. "A politi-
clan may have to toss his hand into
the discard and stay quiet for awhile;
but he never actually quits the game"
Washington Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13

Mrs. Humbly ~ Is my hat on
straight, John?'
Mr.. Humbly- Sure, It is, perfectly
straight"
Mrs. Humbly-"Well, then, I'll have
to go back to the store and find out
what's wrong. lis not fashionable to
wear this kind Of a hat straight
Phila. Bulletin.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
A Man to Cherish.

would you consider Mr.. Grumpson
a friend to his fellow MANI"
"Unquestionably," said Mr.. Dub
waite. Anybody who takes the pains
MI. Grumpson does to avoid his fell
low man will never be known as a
retailer of stale anecdotes, a tiresome
booster of his family or the kind of
person who thinks his golf score is a
topic of general interest "-Birming-
ham Age-Herald.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
Amended Quotation.

"AlI the worlds a stage" quoted
the constituent.
It's more like d screen" said Sena-
tor Sorghum. THE camera men have
been so enterprising that some of us
statesmen begin 10 look like motion
picture artists. Washington Star.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13

Caller-"We are trying to secure a
fund to send Miss Naybor away to
have her voice cultivated. Won't you
donate a dollar?"
Mr.. Sufferly-"Here's ten dollars.
Send her as far as possible."-Phila.
Bulletin.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
THE COLORS OF MAN /!
Guaranteed work at honest prices.
lures in finishes to meet every demand.

when a mar has no pep, they say
that he's Colorless.
when he's mad, they say he sees
Red.
when he is a coward, they call him
Yellow.
when he's straight, they say he's
White.
when he's loyal, they say he's true
Blue.
when he's unintelligent, they call
him Green.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13

Mr.. Wetmore-@T came in to get
some hooch, but I've lost my preserip-
ton"
The Druggist-"I can fix you up all
right. I've a lot of old prescriptions
on hand that are written SO you can't
tell whether they call for castor oil
or booze."-Phila. Bulletin.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13
Setting Him Straight.

He-'So you have finally decided
that you cannot marry me-"
She-aYou are mistaken. | knew
all along that | could marry you,
what I've decided is that you cannot
marry me."-Boston Transcript.
The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-05-13

Hubby-"I had good luck to-day in
apartment hunting. | found n where
the rooms are fine, the rent reason
able and the landlord don't object to
children"
Wifey-eWell, 1 hope you didn't
take it, There must be something
wrong with the neighborhood ,"-Phila.
Ru1Iatin
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Crouch.

you don't often go out to dinner,
do your"
No; my husband says that the best
dinner on earth is not sufficient COM
p|ensation for making oneself agree
able for four hours at a stretch."-
Boston Transcript.
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Jean-"My dear, 1 visited a fortune
teller and she told me where to find
my future husband"
Franees-"Give me her address.
Maybe she can tell me where to find
my present one."-Phila. Bulletin.
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Defined.

Harry-"Father, what is a paradox"
Father-"A paradox, my son, Is a
manner of saying something that
well, it's like speaking Of a dyspeptic
optimist. Exchange.