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The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
BOWRON SOUGHT
RELIEF 40 YEARS
fsNac Restores Los Angeles Nan to
Splendid Health After Every
thing EIse Had Failed.

"Tanlac has done me more GOOD
than al other medicines and treat
men.s combined, and that's saying a
great deal, for | was Il sufferer from
Indigestion forty years and have tried
every kind OF medicine TINT came my
way" said X. II. Bowron, 1875 w.
18th ST.. Los Angeles, Cal.
II could hardly stand the bad spells
] frequently had with my stomach. /
was weak and nervous. had no appe-
lite and ! felt miserable generally.
Nothing I took gave me more than
temporary relief and | gradually
grew worse.
about two years ago Tanlac put
me in splendid condition and II has
been my standby ever since. When
ever get 10 feeling n little Off, a
bottle or two puts me in fine shape.
! eat heartily now. sleep fine, have
no distress after meals, and, In fact,
am enjoying splendid health. Tanlac
is just the thing for those who suffer
az ! did"
Tanlac is sold by all good druggists
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
III!IIIIIUIIIIII!IIII

strong and can do every bit Of my work
and not pain in my back now. / rec
ommend your medicine and you can use
this letter as a testimonial. - Mrs.
PHIL. MAsER, 801 Winslow ST., st. Paul,
MINI.
Just another case where a woman
found relief by taking Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Many
times these tired, WORKOUT feelings and
pains about the body are from troubles
only women have. The Vegetable Com
pound is especially adapted for just this
condition. The good results are noted by
the disagreeable symptoms passing
away-one after another.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound is Woman's Medicine for Wo-
mems Ailments. Always reliable.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

You can't sell the lessons Of eXper-
fence you can't even give them away
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Knows Better.

"Whats at tn op'ry house tonight,
squire?"
9TH billboards say it's one O them
Broadway shows" replied Squire
Witherbee, that came direct from
New York 70 Chiggersville. l know
that amt So"
at may be true"
1T can't be true In the fust place,
the company'd have to change cars at
Hickory Junction to get here"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

Shakespeare Rating in 1893,

AS the Greek tongue is made famous
and eloquent by Homer, Hesiod, Eurip-
ides. Aeschylus, Sophocles, Pindarus.
Phocylides and Aristophanes and the
Latin tongue by Virgil, Ovid, Horace,
Silius. Italicus, Lucanus, Lucretius.
fish tongue is nightly invested in
rare ornaments and respondent ha-
biliments by Sir Philip Sidney, Spen-
ser, Daniel. Drayton, Warner. Shake.
speare, Marlowe and Chapman.-Fran-
els Meres, in Palladia Tamia.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
The Anti-Climax.

"Ah," she sighed, II shall never hear
his footsteps again; the step l have
listened for with eager ears as he came
through the garden gate, the step that
has so often thrilled my soul as
heard it on the front porch. Never
never again."
HAS he left your" asked the SYM
pathetic friend.
NO He has taken to wearing rub.
Der heels ."-Scotsman.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

nuts: add q dash of pepper, II lapie
spoonful of butter, one egg well Deatei
and about one cupful Of mix. Loon
the rice in boiling water until tender
drain, adding the bread crumbs, toast
ed, and enough milk to make loal
which will hold its shape. Place III Il
baking pan with little water ant
bake twenty minutes. Serve hot Oh
cold with tomato or white SAUCE
with cheese
The seasoning may be varied foi
this loaf, adding one tablespoonful OF
chopped pimento and one cup1ul VI
whole seeded raisinS. served cold
Rhubarb and Strawberry Sherbet.-
Cut into inch pieces three POUNDS oi
rhubarb and let cook in water to cover
until soft. Add one and one-half cup
fuls Of sugar and one quart of straw
berries sift the whole through IA cor
ander. Add the juice of lemon ana
cook until the mixture is thick.
Strawberries and Angel Food.-Have
the cake baked in Il square TN ana
cut in squares Heap spoonfuls OF
strawberries crushed with sugar over
each piece, top with SWeeteheu
whipped cream and serve cold. An
other tasty dessert is brick ice cream
cut in two-inch slices put together
sandwich fashion with slices of anger
food This, if carefully cut and ar
ranged. makes a very pretty dessert.
Merriton Eggs.-Butter thickly as
many earthen baking cups or timbal
cases as needed; sprinkle the but
ter with tinely-chopped parsley and
chives and break into each cup an
egg Set the cups In pan OF NOT
water and bake in the oven until set.
Invert carefully on rounds of dell
cately toasted bread, well buttered.
Pour around them rich tomato
sauce, to which has been added one
tablespoonful of chopped green pepper.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
A Completed 2O-Foot Concrete Road.

materials one element of risk Is re-
moved, and some of the states report
that they have definite proof that such
service has resulted in decreased bids.
The bureau of public roads in the
course of its operations has tested
some 5000 samples of rock, sand,
gravel, and Stag, and reports are avail
able giving the location from which
the sample was taken together with
results of tests. There are now 6S
laboratories engaged in testing road
materials and data are being rapidly
accumulated even in states thIt are
not at this time making an intensive
survey.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Briohter Side of Jury Service.

"Give me another stack Of chips"
said Mr. Calder.
Its getting late Mrs. Calder Will
be calling you over the telephone
soon"
ashes doing it now in her minds
eye, but the morning star of my exist
ence is locked up with jury"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Free State Wins,

n.-Unconditional surrender OF
the Four Courts insurgent stronghold,
and capture Of the entire rebel garri-
son, including Rory O'Connor, was an
nounced Friday. Lieutenant Colonel
who was held as hostage in the Four
Courts, was freed. Previous to the
surrender the Four Courts was de-
stroyed by two terrific explosions.
Eighty were killed and injured in the
first of these explosions, which shook
the city.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Miuht Need a Stadium.

"Mr. Wadleigh has been awarded an
honorary degree by fresh-water col
lege."
$50 l heard. He must have been
hOnored in that way before"
"Yes?"
II understand he's sending out feel
ers' among the trustees to find out
how much it's going to cost him.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Children Orphanaue PROGRAM.

Lake Charles, La.-Forty-five chill
dren of the Louisiana Baptist Orphan
age presented their first program at
the First Baptist Church recently to
large congregation. These children
are now making a tour Of the southern
grams.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Killed Along Mexican Border.

Calexico, Cal.-Twenty-one men
have been killed in and around Next
cali, Lower California, in the last two
weeks, according to official reports in
Calexico, Just across the international
line. This compilation was made
Thursday following the discovery of
eight dead Mexicans two and half
miles east OF Calexico. one of the bod
les being In an irrigation ditch on the
American side Of the boundary
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Hard Head, Perhaps.

Judge-You say your wife hit you on
the head with plate, is that so?
Prsoner-YeS, sir.
"But your head doesn't show marks
of any kind.
mo, sir, but you should have seen
that plate"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
I..IFE'S
LII LIE
JE.ST'S
POOR HEAD FOR HISTORY

"What was the lecturers theme
1.-THE human race"
a large order"
Eyes. He carried his hearers back
100000 years
did you follow himY
Not the entire distance. That's too
much territory for me to cover I'm
already having some difficulty in re-
membering who stopped 'em at the
Marine"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Looking Ahead.

Brown-So you married a barefoot
dancer?
her stunt and keep the baby quiet at
the same time at night
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Pickford Case Ended.

San Francisco.-Refusal Of the Ne
vada Supreme Court to grant the Pc
ton for the re-hearing Of an attack on
Mary Pickford's divorce means that
the case Is ended, Gavin McNab, San
Francisco attorney who represented
Miss Pickford in the matter, declared
Friday.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

DR. Peery's Dead Shot" is the only YER
mifuge which operates thoroughly after one
dose ana removes Worms and TapcwOrm as
well as the nucus IN which they lodge and
breed without the need Of castor oil. one
cost one dose. one effect 372 Pearl ST..
New York lty.--AdYertisement.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
New Vessels Put Into Service.

Shipping Company will operate two
vessels to Texas ports. They rechar-
tered the steamship Nola, of the Gulf
Navigation Company. The company
Westerian which they expect from Mo.
bile within the next day or two.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
$4,000 Benefits City.

Shreveport, Lathe newly organ
feed Shreveport Natatorium II
Amusement Company has purchased
the Victory Natatorium, with bath
house, pavilion and nearly three acres
of ground, for 100000 The new
provements, including an auditorium
to seat 5000 persons and to cost $780,
600
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Wife of Governor Small Passes

Kankakee, ul.-Mrs. Len Small, wife
of Governor Small of Illinois, died
Monday Mrs. Small was stricken with
apoplexy Saturday night during the
of friends and fellow townsmen of the
governor as result of his acquittal
of an embezzlement charge at Wauke-
gan, Ill.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Woman Killed in Accident.

Shreveport, La-Cora Goodwin, 80
years old, was crushed to death be-
meath the steering wheel of an auto
mobile in which she was riding with
w. S. Mills, mechanic of Shreveport,
when the car was overturned on the
Mooringsport road, about fourteen
miles north of Shreveport, Sunday.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Farmer Is Slain.

Monroe, La.-Refusing to listen to
the pleadings of Mayor George VIII
hanson of Bonita that he submit
quietly to arrest, Ernest Sehorn, More
house parish farmer Saturday attack
ed a posse under Marshal NJ F. Jones
of Bonita, former Monroe policeman,
and was shot dead.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Too Indefinite,

"What did the seeress tell you?"
"She gazed into her crystal and said
I'd be rich some day
Il supposed that satisfied you"
mo. l told her to polish up her
crystal and see if she couldn't read the
exact date"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Names Of Rathenau Murderers.

Berlin.-The police officially an
nounce that the murderers of DR.. Wal
ter Rathenau. foreign minister were
Ernest Werner Techow of Berlin.
Fischer alias Vogel. Saxon. and
knauer, alias Koener or Kern, Of
Mecklenberg.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
JUST LIKE US

Mrs. Beetle-Henry, won't you
please hook my shell up the back!
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
WOMAN COULD
NOT WORK
Made Strong and Well by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
St. Paul, Mimi took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for q

urea, WOTll-ouI leel-
ing and painful peri
DDS. l used to get up
with a pain in my
head and pains in my
lowerparts andback.
Often | was not able
to do my work. I
read in your little
book about Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
i have taken it. l
fool az well and
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
French Champion Wins.

Wimbledon-MlleS Suzanne Lengien
OF France. who holds the worlds wom-
ems tennis championship. won her
match in the international grass
courts tournament Friday from Miss
Kathleen Mckane, among England's
best players, 81, rs.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
President jnauourated.

Caracas. Venezuela-Juan vincente
Gomez has been inaugurated as presi-
dent of the republic Of Venezuela.
Congress also elected as vice presi-
dent Juan c. Gomez and as second
vice president General Jose Vicente
Gomez
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Condition That Is Acquired.

Wyseman-Don't You know that
there's fool born every minute?
Maggs-And that's not the worst
There's a lot become fools later on
who were not so when they were born
London Answers.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Highway Cost Per Person.

After deductlng the amount paid by
automobiles In license fees. one and
one-tenth cents per day was the cost
of the American highway to the in
dividual man. woman and child In this
country last year.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Simple.

Brown-How can you make thin
goose fat?
Smithe-Don't know.
Brown-Throw 1t up into the air
and it comes down plump.-Sheffleld
Telegraph
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

tive:
Nut Loaf. Cook one
rupfrl of rice in boiling
sailed water until tender
drain, add two cup
fuls of bread crumbs,
one tablespoonful Oh
chopped parsley Two
tablespoonful OF SAT-
one and one-half cup
fuls Of pocans or pea
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Pay 1t Out of lakes.

Georgia is planning expenditures OF
ST5, 100000 for the construction of a
network of highways throughout the
state. The costs are to be paid en-
tirely by tax on gasoline and motor
license revenue.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Bond Issue Approved.

Austin. Textile attorney general
Friday approved s250,0OO road bonds
for Jasper County commissioners pre-
cinct No. 2. serials, 5Ias.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

Ravens Mate for Life.
Ravens pair for life. and use the
same nest year after year.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Twenty-nine Killed.

Berlin-It was definitely established
this week that 90 persons were killed
In the railway accident north Of Ber-
lin Tuesday About SO were seriously
INJURED
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

Il tedSI)OollIul VI
sugar and sufii-
cient salt has
been added to
season. Fry in IL
little hot bacon
fat and Serv e
with a sirup If
liked.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
New Postmaster at Alvin.

Alvin. Tex.-Scott F. Benson. the
newly appointed postmaster at Alvin,
has received his commission and A.
sumed his official duties as post
master July /.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
In the Market Place.

Old Fisherman-Good morning. mad
am: would YOU like to have some fine
live Holsters this morning?
Mrs. Newlywed-Yes, if you're sure
they're fresh.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Money for Good Roads.

Money spent for good roads should
be regarded as an asset and not a
liability. But every good citizen will
see that money thus spent is not
wasted.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Misplaced Foot.

Here lies the body Of Jim Lake,
Tread softly. all who pass;
He thought his foot was on the brake
But it was on the gas.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Fall Would Help.

The guy who wants to tell II all
Can surely make you hot
'Twould help a lot II he would fall
From off his train of thought.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
MONOPOLY.

Mrs. K.-How many servants do
you keep?
Mrs. Bone for general house.
shirk
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Reinforcing Concrete Roads

Hollow steel frames are used i'm re-
France.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

THE frugal housewife must learn
to plan economical and properly bal
anced meals, which Will nourlSh
each member of the family properly
and not encourage over-eating or offer
excessive and wasteful variety"
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
6CABINE TI|
The inner side of every cloud Is brlgnt
and shining;
l therefore turn my clouds ABOUT
And always wear them INSIDE Out
To show the lining.
SEASONABLE FOODS

For those who like a substitute for
meat in the warm weather the follow
ing dish will be SuSgeS-
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Very Particular.

Hotel Clerk-"Will you want Il
private bath?' Waybrook-"Ycs |
don't fancy those swimming poois'-
Judge
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08

II never rains hut Il p"urs, and
when one cloud disappears they al 90.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
Stock Water.
Stocknen

Stockmen should look after the va
ter Supply for their animals.
The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1922-07-08
GOOD EATING

Dip slices of bread into beaten egg
thinned with a little milk to which
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07

"Women are more robust than they used to be-"
 ''The way they stand cold wealth ss," replied Miss Cayenne. "wOuld indicate that thsy are"
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
HEARD IT ALL DAY

An Alexandria man who attended the speedway race in 1912, before the Volstead act was in effect, re- calls an incident of that time. He says that while walking through the parking space at the speedway he noticed 8 large car bearing a New Jersey license number. Beside the car was 8 case of beer and nearby was a tub filled with cracked ise and bottles. The ground was strewn with empty bottles and the men with the car were taking the shade beneath it and were looking the worse for the wear.
 As the Alexandria man passed the car one of the men with his head bandaged with handkerchief looked out from beneath it as one of the racers roared by and in- quired:
 "What is that d-d noise? I've been hearing it all day."-Indian- apolis News.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
sMUoeLED FROM BREAKFAST

It had always been the custom in the boarding school which I attend ed to have morning prayers in the chapel immediately after breakfast. One morning I was kneeling in my place, as usual, next to the aisle.
 The prayers seemed long, so I shifted into another position, when out of my pocket dropped a rosy apple which I had smuggled from the breakfast table. Down the aisle it rolled. There was a giggle from the girls, while I turned my atten- tion to the prayer book.
 After chapel, when the principal asked if the owner of the apple would please pick it up, l, digni- fled senior, had to step forward Chicago Tribune.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
PROFIT BY THIS
Don t Waste Another Day

When you are worried by back ache;
 By lameness and urinary dis orders
 Don't experiment with an un- tried medidine.
 Do as thousands of people are doing.
 Use Doan's Kidney Pills.
 Read this Prescott residents experience:
 Mrs. J. w. Smith, 10 s Sum- mitt Ave, Prescott, Ariz., says I don't know of anything as good for anyone having a weak, aching back as Doan's Kidney Pills. My back ached a great deal and was very painful when I bent over or did my sweeping. Sometimes 1 would have dizzy spells and my sight would by blurred. 1 fused Doan's Kidney Pills and in a short time they re- moved the trouble. :"
 Price 60c. at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Kidney Pills the same t h at Mrs. Smith had
 Foster Milburn Co. Mfgrs, Buffalo, NY.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
SUPREME CONTEMPT

"But," protested the candidates campaign manager, "you don't make your speeches strong enough. Tell the voters this country will go to the demnition bow-wows if you are not elected"
 'That's all nonsense. I don't be- lieve it."
 '"Then you'd better withdraw from the race. A candidate was no more self-confdence than you have ought to get 8 job in a public library, passing out best sellers to flappers. = Birmingham Age-Her- aid.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
SEP, 7. 1922
NO EFFICACY IN MAIDSTONE Idea That It Would Cure Hydropho- bia Has Been Found to Be
 Without Foundation.

The belief that 6 maidstone cures hydrophobia is an old tradition with no foundation. The Pasteur treat ment administered by a competent physician is the only effective treat- ment known. For centuries there has existed among men the fallacy of the maidstone treatment. But, physicians tell us, no person treat- ed with a maidstone ever recovered If the poison of rabies actually found its way into he blood. Many persons, after having been attacked by 6 supposedly rabid animal, have recovered upon the application of 6 maidstone to the wound. But the msdstones effect was wholly imag- mary, and the application of a brickbat or hickory chip would have been attended by the same result.
 The origin and history of the maidstone are as mythical as the effi- cacy of the stone in the treatment If rabies. It generally is conceded, however, that the "stone" was a part of the practice of medicine in India in the latter half of the Seventeenth century. Later explorations carried it to Europe and thence to America.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
RIDE SERVED TWO PURPOSES
AirpIane Trip Gave Pleasure to Aged Man and Brought Sister to
 His Knowledge.

William Dick went out from Scot land to Australia 70 years ago, and has lived in the commonwealth ever since. His great age has made him conspicuous, and when, one day last February, he expressed a wish to see an airplane, it was felt that he ought to be given that pleasure.
 Nay, more; when some public spirited airmen flew their machine over to where he lived, they took the old man up for ride, to his great delight, and showed him his home from a height of 5000 feet.
 The newspapers of course told the story, and proud fellow Scots saw that it was sent home, as well they might, for even Scotland has not many sons using airplanes at the age of one hundred and three.
 And so the news of William Dicks existence and whereabouts reached a house in Dundee where lived lady who thought he might be her long-lost brother, who had left Scotland before she was born.
 Letters followed, and the two proved to be in truth brother and sister. Thus the brave old mans ride in the clouds found him a sister across the earth.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
LONDON AS 1T IS TODAY
5rItlsh Capital, It Is Reported, Is Being Rapidly Amerleanlxed by
 Travellers.

Americans of today who cross the Atlantic do it for one of two req sons. Either they go to get drink, or they go in search of the Old-World atmosphere. According to recent re- ports, the former are the more likely to get what they are after. Paris, it is said, is completely con- verted to the American jazz idea, and if London goes the same way the only benefit to be derived from a trip abroad will be the sea air and the hotel labels on ones baggage.
 Londoners are wearing American clothes, dancing to American music, cooking in the American way and patronizing American" ice cream parlors. American slang is becom- ing a part of current English speech, but presumably the Ameri- can accent is not, for that is not a change that can be made in less than few centuries. American plays occupy many London stages, with casts of American players, and American methods of merchandise ing and advertising are in vogue.
 However, at latest accounts noth- ing was said about Americanization of the London fog, so there will be that much difference anyway, re- marks the Spokane Spokesman Review.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
No Whiskers.
rhe Common conversatlon.

"So you want to put radio. outfit in Crimson Gulch?"
 That's the idea," answered the af- fable stranger. "You can sit down of an evening and hear what's goln' on for miles around"
 "That wouldn't interest anybody much. All we'd be likely to hear fur miles around would be gimme three cards or that's good or such re marks. ks."-Washingt Star.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-09-07
IMPROVING THE GAME

The Dub-Well, I went around the course today in 86.
 The Expert-You don't tell me! What clubs did you useS
 The Dub-Clubs? I used a trench mortar, a billiard cue, and q whiak broom.