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The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
CL ASS OF SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS
If Your Back Hurts or Blad-
der Bothers You Drink
Lots of Hot Water

When your kidneys hurt and
your back feels sore, don't get scared
and proceed to load your stomach
with lot of drugs that excite the
kidneys and irritate the entire urinary
tract. Keep your kidneys clean like
you keep your bowels clean, by flush
ing them with mild, harmless salts
which removes the body's urinous
waste and stimulates them to thir
kidneys is to filter the blood. In
"a hours they strain from it 500
grains Of acid and waste, so we can
readily understand the vital impor-
lance Of keeping the kidneys active
Drink lots of WATERPROOF can't drink
too much; also get from any phar-
macist about four ounces of Jad
Salts; take tablespoonful in a glass
of water before breakfast each
morning for few days and
your kidneys will act fine. This
famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com.
bined with lithia and has been used
for generations to clean and slim.
ulate clogged kidneys; also to neutral
ize the acid in the urine so it no
longer is a source of irritation, thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts IS inexpensive; cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lthia-water drink which every
one should take now and then to
keep their kidneys clean and active
Try this, also keep up the water
drinking, and no doubt you will
wonder what became of your kidney
trouble and backache.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
SMITHS OVERWHELMING VICTORY.

Although the vote gver Alfred f. Smith. in the
election in the upstate districts of New was
larger than anyone had forecast. il really the
New York City vote that 50 impressive and
counted materially in his Asweeping victory His
supporters claimed prior the election that he would
get large vote MayerxHylans record plurality
Of 900 in the last city Election He did bet
ter than that and piled up the majority
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
II II Fits

" IL VItS-
We guess if it wasn't for the bach
elors a good many of the mems
clothing stores would have pretty
hard shedding.
Size doesn't always count. Even
though a woman has a very small
foot she can bring it down like a
thousand bricks when she gets good
and angry
The girl who wins in beauty con-
test is popular with nearly every
body but the girls who lost and the
man who marries her.
We have got sense enough to quar-
antine man with smallpox, but
We'll show real sense when we begin
to quarantine the old joy-killers. The
world hates a crouch worse than it
does any other known contagious
disease.
An English woman advocates a
new husband for women every three
wears, but the average wife feels one
in a lifetime is about enough for
her.
If our ancestors only had paid a
little more attention :. to thrift move
ments a lot of us wouldn't have to
be wasting so much time now watch
ing our pennies.
A lot OF men have made a success
Of their business by leaving senti-
ment out OF it, but they have made
mess of their marriage for the
same reason
When men get together CONVERSE
ton often lagss because they have
nothing in common to talk about. but
when the ladies' get together some
one mentions clothes and away they
go.
A man who gets to the office and
discovers he forgot to put on his
necktie knows just how embarra
his pretty stenographer feels when
she comes down without her powder
puff.
The silver lining to the clouds that
gather around you when your best
girl throws you over is there is no
almony TO Pay the way there is
when your wife gives you the gate.
A woman is willing to wear a new
skirt longer, but lot of husbands
are given TO understand about this
time OF year their wives won't wear
their old skirts any longer.
When wife gets to be a bundle
on nerves she need not be surprised
II her husband gets into the habit
OF coming home with a package every
night.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
AN EVENING PRAYER
FURNISHED by DIR. w. A. ALLEN.)

Master fill us with more perfect trust in Thee.
ind desire for more whoe-hearted surrender to
Thy will Then every will become joy. Then
shall say to the mountains that lie heavy on our
souls, Remove and be cast hence" and they shall
remove, and nothing shall be impossible unto us.
Then shall we renew strength and mount up
with wings as eagles shall run and be
weary: we shall walk and not faint. We offer this
prayer in the name of Jesus our Lord. Amen.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
Some Teacher

Visitor: mercy, What a profane
parrot!'
Hostess: well. you see John has
taken up golf and he said his lack
of "a proficient vocabulary was a
handicap to his game, so he bought
this parrot and is taking lessons
from it,
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
Worse and More of 1t

well, you folks don't have to stop
to pay at all the tollgates along the
roads, the way we used to have to
do" remarked the Old Timer.
NO replied the motoris't, but we
have to stop at all the filling sta
lions and that costs a heap more
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25

Under some of the laws the Secretary of Az
riculture do lot of investigating but can he
get than Is cents OF the consumers dollar into
the hands of the farmer Boston Transcript
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25

The one studies the results of that "boly
war the Turks say they waging the more one is
convinced that they named it wrong.-L Lexington
Herald.)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25

DR.. Peabody, of Harvard, says that nervous pros
tration is disease of the luxurious tribe" What
he is that only the rich can afford it-(Phila-
delphia Record.)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
News OF the Names Club

b. s. N. tells when Russell John
son married Emma Blessing. both of
JOB. Ky, they got the old folks
Blessing. whether they got Il. thek
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
Why So Few of Us Become Eminent

Careful research is said to have es-
tablished the fact that the child OF
a father over so years of age has 10
times AIS good chance of becom-
ing eminent as he would have ii his
father were a young man.
News Item.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
Observations of Oldest lnhabitant

| kin remember when cities worried
more over where they could park all
the people who drifted into them
instead of where they could park
all the cars people bring down town.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25

blessing or not-which they forum
ately did.
VIII A. Rive, OF Los Angeles, has
and now is a member OF the club.
Daily SENTENCE Sermon
The worst trip any one can take is
from Bad to Worse.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
The Female of the Species-Again

Four coppers were graphing with
a big husky brute. And four cop
pers were getting the worst of it.
Suddenly a shrill voice was heard
asking, Whats all this fuss about ?"
Five men looked up and one of
them began to tremble like leaf,
for in front of them stood "a little
woman, her eyes blazing with anger,
as the bookwrfters would say
whats the matter?" she demand
ed again. cycling the big bully, wrath
fully.
"Why, this big dumbbell was beat
ing the life out of fellow and We
started to arrest him." explained one
of the coppers, meekly.
"Bill," said the woman in voice
that cut like a knife and which made
Bilrs knees knock together, didn't
! tell you the next time you got in
bad with the bulls I would beat the
Mfe out of you? You come with me"
AS they marched off down the
street one of the coppers remarked:
'Tf any of you fellows know where
they live you better order an am
bulance sent to their house, Bill 5
sure gonna need 1T. But say, why
in the dickens \donit they appoint a
few weak little women to the force
who can handles birds like that in
stead of big husky guys like us for
'em to make mince-meat out OFF,
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
ALONG LIES DETOUR
By SAM HILL
. Curiosity

A Curiosity
! know a lass,
A modest little saint,
Who still can blush
Without the aid OF paint.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-11-25
Fool Questions

w. B. asks: "How do the girls
know they have got 'em after they
have bought these invisible hair
nets?" Girls, you tell him.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
THE 0. c. CHURCH

Sunday, Dec. II, 1922.
Sunday School 1000 o'clock, Mrs
Nash Superintendent
Preaching service IL o'clock. Ad-
dress on the subject, Some Pithy
Gospel Words.
Special music. my Father Watches
Ger Me-"
Evening worship 7:30. Sermon or
the question: What shall l do to in
herit eternal life?
The Christmas Sunday School pro-
gram is coming along nicely. 1t will
be rendered on the evening of Dec.
oath. Let parents and friends of the
school assist the committee in every
possible way.
]. CRAIG WATT, Minister.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
Deplorable Railroad Conditions
TELLURIDE SHOULD TAKE ACTION

RAILROAD conditions the Rio Southern
Durango sadly need of attention according all
toward Already business interests at other Mace, M
The conditions which exist along the Rio Gande Southern also
exist about the all the lines the
Rio Grande Western railroad Trains have
months steadily getting tardy their
points this in face of favorable conditions What will the
snow? At there enough motive the
pull the nothing of the which
badly needed
this section just how does the railroad its
Hangers the track traffic?
Authentic reaching the Journal state there than
half
tered between Pandora and Durango indications the railroad
the the mill
bitches them the side track How mines
keep running without getting returns from their and
how the railroad the forced
This
the things There have times the
The bia the bygest users o coal in this district cannot use
supply should conditions
shortage shut of the of
the district Another angle freight supplies Telluride
practically to
length of time still serious conditions will
confront the people of the Telluride district
Conditions the railroad have steadily the
ginning of the shipments strike July until the time
they have become almost ntoerab The freight situation admit
the donothing of
railroad coupled with the hopmen strike
present
Telluride little than travelling cattle
train In order freight out of sight of the
Shippers ne Oh ne oad mas cut OH 'ne on oac on ne
southbound running between Telluride and Durango At the
When the Telluride Vance Junction the order of
15. This combination
dragged Lizard Head with old tub called
which should the weeks The
the the divide
with freight coming that coming Telluride the
delayed those r1eing south Du
these the forced with
should be such practices
afforded who travel
However,
story Of Of all
donothing freight
the private the officials
they time owing
pull Then doubt the officials
overcrowded offices kid themselves
everything running smoothly the road
Southern branch the Denver Rio Grande
the
before beginning of the
steadily
they ealmost ntolerabe a time.
business everywhere
take action looking toward requesting
the Rio Grande Southern Don't wait
remeded short
get busy and take cton NOW.
Daily Journal Telluride Colo, November 81 1922
of applies o.
the working about
The they would steadily but
This of
motive things the rail-
but they keeping wormen locked
possible the meantime shippers
famine mpnds taken bring
exaperang the railroad
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
COMING

H. Masten Risley, Optometrist and
Eyesight Specialist, will be at the
Gunnison Hotel and Tea Room, Mon
day, Dec. 18th. More than ordinary
service and still save you money. Plan
now for consultation.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
SCHOOL COLUMN

John Teak was absent from school
Tuesday morning.
Clayton Nash has been absent from
school the past week on account of
Illness.
The Thorndike- Mccall Reading Test
which was given to the grades and
high school sometime ago, is scored
and the report turned in to the super
intendent's office.
An effort to keep the school build
ings neat and clean is being made.
The high school boys are helping to
accomplish this by taking turns at
being stationed at the doors to re-
mind the little folks to sweep their
shoes before entering
High School Rides with Lecturer to
Mars and Other Planets
The Crested Butte high school was
favored with an extraordinary treat
Monday morning by Mr.. ]. @. McNatt
of Canon City, who delivered lec-
ture on Popular Astronomy"
At eleven o'clock the students put
aside their general routine of work
and made preparations to follow es-
tablished facts far beyond the shad-
ows of doubt in the fields of Astron-
omy which were brought to light
many years ago by Galileo, Newton
and other scientists of early ages
However, not doubling its popularity
then we can truthfulfy add that the
hour with Mr.. McNatt on an imagi-
nary trip among the stars was at ev-
cry point extremely interesting as
we'll as educational
The range of the lecture extended
as far back as $50 B. c., during the
time Of Eratosphenos Of Alexandria,
to the present day astronomer.
A demonstration by use Of drawings
revealed the theory of the laws Of
gravitation and molecular attraction
which in turn made clear how the
earth and other planets attained
their size and position.
Mr.. McNatt is not only versed in
astronomy and sciences but in mathe-
matics as we'll. We hope to have him
with US again in the future to en-
tighten US further in these lines.
w. H. HEAGNEY.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

Scratch pads. irregular sizes made
from remnants. good paper. sold BY
the pound at the Pilot Office. Any
quantity.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

A subscription to this paper ID
worth far more than it costs. $500
for full year.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

A surprise party was given by
sci oolmates, on Miss Rose Gulliford
at her home Saturday evening. A
most enjoyable evening was reported
with delicious refreshments served.
G. W. Nicholson, agent for the
Singer Sewing Machine company
with headquarters at Montrose made
business trip to Crested Butte last
week, leaving on Saturday.
Apples for sale, free of worms. JON
athan, Rome Beauty, &c; Ben Davis,
21ac pound. Postage Paid.
WILL COWLEY, Crawford, Colo.
Have you seen the crochet and en-
broidery work at Tony Welch's? Also
pretty Xmas handkerchiefs, etc.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

IF an enemy striketh thee on one
cheek, turn to him the other but don't
let him hit it. Knock him cold first"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

Scratch pads suitable for any pur-
pose at this oliice.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
Radio Club News

Our Radio Club has been making a
marked advancement in radio in
Crested Butte the past week. A set
wired and owned by Raymond Sigman
has received stations as far away as
California. Also from Texas and
Kansas The club members are build
ing varicoupler this week which
will add to the making Of more re-
ceiving sets. The enrolment Of
the radio fans in our group has at
present reached the number of ten
and after many more moons we hope
to reach the two dozen mark. The
names of the present members includ-
ing all rev fans. will be published in
the next weeks club items.
OHIO STEINBERG. Reporter.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
Have You Been vaccinated

Antitoxins, their work, and the
principles of vaccination were dis
cussed before the high school by DIR.
Afford Friday, in his lecture on the
circulatory system of the blood.
The realization that medical sci
ence deals directly with life itself.
reminds US of our need of a limited
knowledge, at least of some of the
laws of health, and of some of the
means that are within the reach of
all for the prevention of disease.
Through clever use of the vernac-
ular and the choice of simple illus
trations, Doctor Afford is arousing
an interest in, and helping to clear
er understanding of some of the prin-
ciples of medical science SO vital to
our physical well-being, which
through the study of text books alone,
would hardly become part of our
working knowledge.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14
Local and Personal

Mrs. E. G. Gladstone went to Gun
nison on Tuesdays train.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

Alex Wallace had a finger taken off
while at his work in the Pershing
mine Monday. He went over to Min
nequa hospital, Pueblo, Tuesday.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

VIM. Griffith went down to his
home at Rockvale on Mondays train.
We suppose that upon his return
there will be Mrs. with him.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

Mrs. Robert Fitzpatrick took hel
son Andrew to Gunnison again or
Saturday. Andrew is taking treat
ments from DIR. Grace Taylor of that
place.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

M. ]. Boyle returned Monday from
a months visit with his mother in
Pennsylvania. Mrs. Boyle had re-
turned a few days before.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1922-12-14

How about box of nice printed
stationery for a Christmas present!
We have it In all the latest tints
Call and see the samples. Prices are
very reasonable.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17

--Grata vista dc una linda criatu-
ra en- el distinguido hogar de los j1-
venes c0nyuges, Lcdo Agustfn Blanco
Geigel Ana Maria Cesteros. Y que
haya Ia mayor felicidad en- SUI senda
pOr Ia vida para In nueva cristiana,
con eXpresiva congratulaci0n los j0-
venes c0nyugeS.
Con gripe ha estado en- CANA en-
tinguida seilora Carmen Pales de Men
dfa, espOsa de don ManolO, V ambos
generalmente estimados en- ell pObla
do.
-Muy grata impression en- todo el
element0 social de Santurce, ell regre-
so de los Estados Unidos de los muy
estimados esposos Felrcr-Cintr0n IRA
fael Y Marfa) Y reZ-Pierret-Aboy,
que cstan recibiendo conStantes nu-
merosas visittS de suS numerOsas amis
tadeS. Sc infOrma que cl LcdO. Ra
fael Ferrer estd tcrminandO una Obra
literaria. cuya publication resultara
una brillante nota para las letras de
nuestro pals.
Ell conocido periOdista venezolanO
Sr. Lopc Bello Y su diStinguida fami-
liza. han trasladado su residencia IL
Miramar.
La lluvia del domingo trajO mas
agradable temperature al poblado, Y
a pesar de que In noche fuG de 10 mas
cerrada Y lluviosa los Cines Olimpo
Puerto Rico, Victory Garden Y Strand,
tuvieron baStante concurrencia.
-DeSpues de una vista general dc
! inspcctores de Sauidad muchos de
los patios del poblado, Sc ha hecho
una iimpieza general y Sc ha declara-
! do la guerra Il los mosquitoes, pues diz
que hubO alguna invasion de malaria,
aunque no Sc inform6 oficialmente.
Hay alguna cOmpetcncia en- la le-
che g. Sc vende al pdblico Y de clio Sc
ha bencficiado un tanto al cOnsumi-
dor NuevOs dep6sitos han sidO ms
taladOS mejOrandose aSf ell servicio FL
pan, llevado a domicilio Sc cobra a dos
centavos Y el ptblico paga una dife-
rencia de que no Sc benefician los ta-
, honeros, a beneficio del reparto, ell
que Suele llegar > ccntavos mas
por libra.
Sc han recibido noticias del prom
to regreso de Europa del Lcdo. Jose
BaZdn. que estard aquf Ell breve.
En- cstOs dfas con motive del re-
sreso de Barranquitas de Ia distingui-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17
NOT|C|AS De SANTURCE

da fanilia Giorgetti-Balseiro, han lido
numerosas viSitas su residential pro-
visional de Ia parada 20. Sc comen-
ia en- el poblado que hay interes en-
los elementos directories del PartidO
Unionista, Ell que ell senior GiOrgetti
vuelva la vida polftica activa con
un alto pucsto en- la direction del Par
lido de III mayorfa.
Ell contratiSta de Obras Sr. Higue-
IA, ha terminado. Ia ampliaci0n de la
casa del senior Eudosio de In Quota
ra, cuya fachada llega ahora Il la IL
nea de la carretera Y calle dc Cerra,
resulta una elegante y amplfsima re-
sidencia.
-Ha estado con grippe dfas, reco-
gido, perO Sc encurntra muy mejOr ell
senior Cdndido Rodriguez, ell conOcido
Rey del Terrazo, Y celebramos ell res
tablecimientO del amigo.
CORRESPONSAL.
Santurce, 1G 1922
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17
NO1A De LA Cruz RlIA


FL Comit6 Executive dc la Cruz Ro-
ja acord6, por unanimidad nombrat
al senior Earl X Burton. director dc
la campa1a de socios que dara prin-
cipios ell dfa II de nOviembre dfa de
Conmcmoraci6n del Armistcio dc Ia
Gran Guerra Europea.
Lii campaiia comienza, pucS, bajo
muy buenos auspicios va que no hay
duda alguna de que Ia competencia y
actividad del senior Burton puestHs al
servicio de una buena causa han de
dar los mejores resultados.
La quota asignada Puerto Rico cs
de 2j000 socios
va cmpieza el pdblico a darse cuen-
ta de Ia eficacia Y utilidad de servi-
clio dc Hygiene PGblico instalado en- el
barrio de Puerta de TERRA.
Durante In semana pasada una de
las enfermeras al girar su vista dia-
ria por los hogares del barrio, encon-
tr0 dos niiIos atacados de difteria.
Los familiares de las dos criaturitas
no habfan llegado Il darse cuenta de
la gravedad del NAL, Y NADIA habian
hecho creyendo serfa una cosa pasa-
jera.
La prOnta intervention de la cnfcr-
mera salv6 la situaci6n que puso en-
pcligro Ia vida de aquellos ni1os y III
de otrOs en- el vecindario.
Son tres los casOs dc difteria regis
! trados por la enfermera en- Ia misma
familia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17
:. u SE ALQUILA
o Sc ARRIENDA

Una casa iacabada. de construir en- la
carretera de Lola, Stop 44.
Colinda con los terrenos de Mr.. w.
BOrda, esta cercada de aiambre y tie
ne 5000 metros de terrenO, sembra-
do parte de frutOs memories.
Es un sitio sanO y muy ventiladO
con buen vecindariO a Orilla de la
carretera. '...
Lame al telefOnO 81 escriba al
apartadO 346, San Juan.--n-a.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17

EN- La CORTE DE DISTRITO DEL
DISTRrTO JUDICIAL DE SAN JUAN
DISTRITO.-Est Estados I'M
dos de AmGrica.-El Presidente de los
EE. UU.-Josefina Pousa, Demandan-
tie, vs.. Jose G. de Iturrondo, Dcman-
dado.-Civil No. 11S1.-Sobre Divorcio.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17
EN- NIAJE DE NEGOCIOS

Nisitard los principles pueblos de
la iSla el active G inteiiSentc represent
tamte de In respectable firma Larlin
Co. Inc. de Buffalo, J. \. Nalldejult.
Tanto por la firma Que, representa-.
como ror sus prendaS personalcS, So
guramentc que el acreditado hombrr
de negocios, realizard brill&ntes opc-
racioncs.
ASf 10 deseamoS.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-10-17
"LINEA BORINQUEN"

DIARIO DE OMNIBUS ENTIRE SAN JUAN Y ARECIB0
PRECIos FIJos DE ACTUALIDAD
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-17
Today's Market Report
United Press Leased Wire

NEW YORK, Jan 1.-THE cotton
market was sttsdy. unchanged to
rim up 10. Mlddmlg uplands 1906.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-17
Late Sport Events
TRACK PROSPECTS ARE N.
G. AT BERKELEY
United Press Leased Wire

BERKELEY, Jan. 1.-THE second
semester at California opened with
both good and bad news as far as
track prospects go.
Coach Walter Christie found that
Charlie Dorr, holder of the two mile
Stanford-C California record will be
missing from the ranks because OF
On the other hand, there was good
On the other hand, there VISA good
news in the fact that Oxy HendrAon,
intercollegiate 440 champion has re.
turned to college, and will again be
seen in action.
Mcdonald, the phenominal little
quarter-m miller, will again be Hendrix
on's running mate.
With Dorr absent from the distance
squad, Christie will have to draw on
his cross-country squad for another
plugger. However, this prospect is
not bad, as the Blue and Gold cross.
country men swamped the Cardinal
runners in the annual run. Denton
will undoubtedly bear the brunt OF
the two-mile.
California looks good in the jumps
"Brick Muller" will again work in the
high, and Jack Merchant will exhibit
his prowess in the broad.
Christie will not start active prac.
tice until the first week in February
although the squad will be sent or
several c"oss-country jogs to build up
their muscles.