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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

Some husbands and wives get along
better together when separated.
4 = =
People who wonder who will win in
the coal strike won't wonder any
longer when they price coal next fall
There appears to be lot Of good
feeling and neighborliness now that
the candidates are ont shaking hands.
When the millennium comes and the
good, the true and the beautiful are
universal, we suppose elbows will look
like knees.
Judging from the speed with which
congress is getting things done, we
are inclined to believe II anyone prof
its from the bonus law it will be the
Sons Of Veterans.
3 3 q
The subscription list Of The Index
has grown so fast that now the COM
bined circulation Of this paper and the
Saturday Evening Post Is greater
than that of Henry Tord's flivver.
= q q
II II Is necessary to change the mar
Rage ritual at all. just include an OBJ
lieaton 10 build bungalow. A newly
pair to succeed needs = place
For flowers. babes. iiivver and =
pointer pup. and he bungalow fits
hat situation exactly.
q . 3
With Emmstt's world beating cher
lies on the market. apricots in the
'Hink and cantaloupes not far Oh, it
Eill b hard to convince the public
hat the coal supply IL the most I'M
'ortant question before the public.
The sentiment Of American peoyas
oncerning the sale Of liquor on Amer
,an ships appears to BE- about ~ fol-
ows: Those contemplating = trip .
hxsad. Yea. Those not contemplate
* trip abroad, No.
q q q
A subscriber writes: II transplant
d gland from . monkey wrench to
~ Henry Ford. Then went for q
de and an attempt was made to =
inch me for speeding, but the car :
It the officer and then climbed
zee and hung from the branches by
5 tail light"
"That," said the city man, "is what t
call downright brutality. That man s
lght to be reported to the society "
n the prevention of cruelty to ami s.
as.' "Why, What's he doing p" a
What's he doingl Can't you see how p
st that mule has to walk to keep
1t of his way when he's pushing the
owl" ST
z q q q
This story is being told to illus a
ate the use of poor grammar: A b,
other was taking her little son, aged IL
through the circus tent. When they "
me to the elephants the little fellow W
i'd; Mother, amt that the damn fl
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06
EVERY Monday morning newspaper,


EVERY Monday morning newspaper,
nowadays, contains an appalling
record Of killed and injured from au-
tomobile collisions and accidents that
does not differ materially from the
lists Of battle casualties. And there
seems to be no improvement in the
conditions revealed by these weekly
lists, not to mention the almost daily
accounts OF the recklessness OF auto
drivers. II every accident, whatever
the cause, were to result in relentless
ard inevitable discipline for the per-
son at the driving wheel, either in the
suspension or cancellation of his right
to drive, it may be taken for granted
that these accidents would be far less
numerous. The operation of motor
car while under the influence of in
toxicAnts ought forever to disqualify
the offender from again exercising
that privilege. II those directly re-
sponsible for the accidents" result
ing in death and injury were the only
victims It would be bad enough, but
the whole community 10 menaced by
The speed maniacs and the criminally
careless drivers.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

A DEMOCRATIC senator complains
that the Republicans are not doing
snytAinR to solve the big problems
that are pressing on congress. Isn't
Tie brother bit impatient! II took
The Democrats eight years to make
those problems.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

This story is being told to illus
trate the use of poor grammar: A
mother was taking her little son, aged
8, through the circus tent When they
came to the elephants the little fellow
said; Mother, amt that the damn
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

A subscriber writes: II transplant
ed gland from . monkey wrench to
my Henry Ford. Then l went for q
ride and an attempt was made to
pinch me for speeding, but the car
bit the officer and then climbed
tree and hung from the branches by
its tail light"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06
DREsIDENT HARDING has no in

president HARDING has no in
tsation Of applying any gag rule
- nAaAhers - ~ cabinet. A dsluEc
Of protests followed two addresses by
Secretary weeks. and some of the
most active compliments have urged
. reprimAnd Mr.. HardinE's position
il simply that his cabinet officers are
privileged to express their personal
views on public questiqns At any time
20 long a. It ID understood they are
spsakins Ne American citizens ana not
for the Warrington standardization.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

Sam he'd passed through harrow
ing experience. He had seen no less
. thing than asghost. While HIS au-
diancs hstSNsd with bullying eyes, he
related the details Of his awful sx-
pcrienee. "Ah'd jes' come outer dc
COW pen whah Aid been miIkin' de
cows" he said, can All had a bucket
o. milk in nah hand. Den All hears
a noise by de side O. de road an de
ha'nt rushes out. Looks like it's 4
man wild his haid chopped plum off,
an" "Lawdp interrupted one of his
auditors, AZ suttIugIy must OF been
terrible. Didn't yo' shake wild fright,
Sam ?" "Ah dom know what All shook
wild. All KANT say To- suttin' All
shook at all. But when All got home
All foun' all de milk gone, an two
poun's O. butter lef' in de bucket"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

A number of ladies not only use the
stocking as bank, but also as a
vanity case" No, we are not giving
away secret-the thin stockings
beat us to it. And some ladies carry
the powder puff in the-hm-bosom.
Which is another story, as Kipling
would say. 1t happened at a social
function. One of the ladies, who is
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

WITH the IL greater development
Of hard surfaced highways the
ss4eus az autcmcbile companies using
public roads for passenger or freight
service, or both. WIN soon have to be
settled. Railroads have = large fixed
investment and are under bond to de-
liver regular scheduled service ut all
seasons, in all weathers. in good times
and in depressions. Their property
is assessed and taxed to build the hard
surfaced highways that parallel their
right Of way. Just as all other prnn-
erty is. They are under rigid regula-
ton by the state. As they are perma-
nent institutions necessary to the
prosperity Of AL others, when they
do not pay their way the government
itself authorizes higher charges and
the public pays the bill. The public is
therefore interested simply because it
must in the end make up the deficits
Of improbable railroad operation.
The jitneys and trucks, on the other
hand, are rot regulated by the state,
pay no more tax for the use of the
highways than does the common citi-
zen, reap the cream of the business
and if they see fl. operate only in
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06
q & q

After being injured in an accident,
man was under doctors care for
considerable time, and thereby incurr
ed a heavy bill for medical attend
ance. When he had almost recovered
friend congratulated him upon look
ing so well after such long illness,
Looking WE'LL" echoed the man. II
ought to be looking well. There's
been nearly 5000 spent in repairs on
me lately, and I'm not finished yeti"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

The sentiment Of American peepas
concerning the sale Of liquor on Amer
lean ships appears to Be about A. fol-
lows: Those contemplating = trip
abroad. Yea. Those not contemplate
ing q trip abroad. No.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-07-06

Judging from the speed with which
congress is getting things done, We
are inclined to believe If anyone prof.
its from the bonus law it will be the
Sons Of Veterans.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
i'PENNA. CRUDE CUT
TO $3.50 A BARREL
Reduction of so Cents Laid to
Increase in Drilling and
Oil Production.

PITTSBURGH, Jan. 3.-The crude Oh
market opened for the year to-day with
the announcement by the principal pur-
chasing agencies that the price Of Penn
sylvania grade was $3.50 a barrel. re-
duction of so cents.
Other grades were cut as follows: !:
Corning, 25 cents. to s2.15: Cabell. 25
cents. to s2.36; Somerset. 20 cents. to
s2.15: Somerset light. 25 cents. to S2.40
and Ragland, 10 cents. to sl.15.
OIL CITY, Pa. Jan. 3.ZCredit ball
ances. $3.50: runs. 153.044 barrels !:
average. 54.541 shipments, 24,e55 !;
average. $3.50.
OH men advanced the theory yester-
day that the reduction of the price OF
crude oil was direct result Of the tre-
mendous production lately. Ever since
the price of oil began to rise last sum-
mer producers all over the United States
have increased their drilling programs
steadily until production for this coun-
try stands al 1.3S0.o00 barrels day, a
new high record. In addition. Mexican
production is 100000 barrels day, also
a new record.
One important factor In the oil sit
uation is the new Mexia field, in which
gushers galore have been completed, pro-
duction being estimated at about 1861
900 barrels daily. The National Transit
Company, q Standard OH pipe line COM
rany. several weeks ago served notice
that II would receive oil at the posted
price only to the end of the month This
was taken at the time to forecast a re-
duction.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
Harris, Forbes & Company

o:so-s West i1eth ST.. Brakers
Fkpress 20. .s.s.s..... .TrlIilnB
e:5o-252i Eighth sv.. Louis
Scnicnep ................... .Trifliny
10 :20-i1i East list ST.. Emil
Markus ......... ......... unknown
10 o:3o-23s William st.. New York
Journni .ss........ ..s...... -. unknown
IL :1o--5s7 Third av.. Timothy Ken
nedy ..................... Unknown
:3o-sas E. 1,6th ST.. Bronx. Sam
uel Pollack ............. Unknown
2:50-23eD Sd av., Helen Sobrieto. Unknown
3:15-24 E. i2oth ST.. Myron Harrison
Unknown
3:3o-2fio Boston Road, Bronx. Paltz
Rubcnstcin ........... .T7fflng
3:ao-44 Canal ST.. Frank Friedman
Unknown
s:4s--so3 Pearl ST.. II. Blocks & Sons
Unknown
s:45-eee 9th av.. Abraham Pollock
Unknown
3:r0--i2G W. Goth st.. unknown. :. Unknown
4:10-35 Nassau st, National Bank OF
CO Cmnerce .......... .Tritnng
4;40-s4o r. i01st st., Robert Reynolds
Unknown
i:45--i5 Greenwich st.. Ebarise courcaz
Unknown
i:55-2i7 e. 27th ST.. St. George Jol'r
Unknown
i:h5-s6 Amsterdam av., NJ. Silva. .Trifling
5:0O-f521 Bryant av., Bronx. Solomon
5:io-e2 carminsst., Benjamin schnerle
Unknown
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Army Orders
nno.nl ptsnntch b rlrr Nrw ronK HEnALE
New York Ecrald Burcau, |
W-shfurtor. ID. c.. Jan. =.

These army orders have been made public
Major a. Il. Knempfer, special orders DC
cernber 81 amended. to Camp Benningi Capt.
w G.. Rurt a~sirned TO Ei~htecnth Infantry.
10 Camp DIX: Col. Herschel Tupes, retired
on account disability incident 20 service
Cant C. L. steel, detailed as professor OF
military science. Castle Heights Military
Academy. Lebanon, Tenn; Capt. ~ ~
schlaepfer. detailed as instructor OF imam
try New York National Guard. 70 Buffalo;
FIELD ARTILLERY-First Lieut.. Q. Y.
F,ricl,son Tenth Field Artillery. TO Eleventh
Field Artillery, 10 San francisco and thence
10 Honolulu; First biout. \. $. Bennett. to
Fort Myer.
)tTARTERDfAsTER CORPS-Capt. J. ;.
Clarke, 10 Camp Holab,rd; Capt. Z. u: ster-
ling. to Fort Bliss; tirst Lieut.. y. Vezsna'
10 Camp Bragg. - -.
san francisco. thence 10 Manila.
AIR sERvICE--Copt. r. VI. Breey, 70
MI hel Fioid Capt. q. r. Echols. TO wash
ington; First Lieut. ". I. Wheeler. 20 Kelly
Field. . =.
MISCELLANEOUS Iieut.-Col. q. Il:
smith, proceed 10 Washington, report Chiet
Of staff; Lieut.-Coi. W. +. Ennis. special
orders December 30 amended. 20 New YORK
city thenre 10 Panama Canal Zone; MAJOR
H. H. Siickney. Jr., 60 Memphis. Icnn: :
First Lieut. g. ". Long, Jr.. 70 Fort u A.
Russell
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
CHICAGO RUMORS HIT
MARGINS ON GRAIN
Commission Houses Calls Re.
suit in Drops Of 5 7-8 to
z 3-8 Cents in Wheat.

CHICAGO. Jan. s.-Flurried conditions
In wheat developed to-day as a result
of unusual margin calling and liquida-
tion following the absorption of the
Fort Dearborn National Bank here.
Prices closed nervous at SIS to 1850 net
lower. with May s1.o7% to 1.os apd
July 97N to CSC. Corn lost " and 1%
to nc. and oats q to 1%. In pro-
visions the outcome varied from un-
changed figures to 12c., lower.
At first it appeared as though the
difficulties Of the Fort Dearborn Bank
would cause no special disturbance in
wheat. but before the session was half
over change had taken place, and
near the end the pit had become semi
demoralized. The fact was then evil
dent that the trade had failed to re-
cover entirely from the shock Of the
Wagner failure last week, and that the
jolt from the Fort Dearborn Bank affair
was more severe than had been pointed
/ to by earlier indications. The storm
! which ensued began with heavy liqui-
dating sales Of Eastern interests, and
was greatly increased by excited margin
calling among commission houses. The
margin calling was based largely on
disturbing rumors affecting various
Board of Trade concerns. that later in
every case cleared their entire obliga-
tions as usual. Final prices were at a
slight rally from the bottom up. On the
breaks July delivery went under $1,00
I and made a new low record for the
season.
Corn and oats received better support
/ - -
bread grain. however. was reflected to
a moderate extent by feedstuffs.
Provisions averaged little lower with
cereals mad hogs.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04

5:3C-iUO1 Bathgate ov., Bronx. 1. Hoff-
nan ...............Un Unknown
6:30-.3 I'd av.. Samuel Ruben. Unknown
6:45-i0o-1i Spring ST., Louis Steiman
Unknown
6:5o-20f Broadway. unknown. Unknown
7:0o-2J Bond ST., Presser d Wossman
s:4J-9o Audubon av. John Layne Unknown
s:5J-145 Ridge ST.: M. Perler. Unknown
g:00-2 Platt st.. Donovan Co. :Trifling
9:15-269 West 1s0th st.; Jennie
Brown ...........:..........u UNKNOWN
0.tJ--30s 9th av. Kaiish Co.. UNKNOWN
10 :f0-f257 S'ebbins av., Bronx; Law
renee sbyerk. ....... .Unknown
10 :15-247 West 47th st.; Times
Square Jewciry 90. o......... Unknown
i0:15-2Ss2 Madison av.; John
O'Neill.. .......... ........... .Trifling
10 oao-i53 Goerck ST; Ash Bros. Unknown
t0:45-22 West 21st st.: Hosenfeld
Bros........... ........... Unknown
fO:5o-315 West 53d st.: Morris
Bruce. .iTttlnt
II 1870 West st.; Greek-American
Company. .......... .........U unknown
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
s4,oOo.ooO Rail. Issue oRered.

An issue of 100000 New York. Phil
adelphia and Norfolk per cent. stock
trust certificates. secured by the uncon-
ditional guarantee of the Pennsylvania
Railroad Compenv and ~ a deposit of
the New York. Philadelphia and North
ern's stock. is being, offered by a syndi-
cate consisting OF Graham. Parsons &
Co.. Brown Brothers & Co.. Caesatt &
Co. and Edward B. Smith & Co. at a
price of 79A and interest to yield more
than 5.45 per cent The certificn tes ma
ture June 1. 1s4s. The company has an
excellent dividend earnings record
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
CHICAGO PRICES.
NEW YORK PRICES.

WHEaT-No. red was quoted at $1.17ja
No. hard. St.16A; No. Manitoba, $1.25
New York to arrive.
CORN-No. yellow. 64Ac.: No. white.
64%c.. No. 2 mixed 63Mc. C. I. Z. New York.
cATS-No. white was quoted at 47c.
No. white 45c. No. white. 43c.: fancy
clipped white. 56c.: ordinary clipped white.
47ihN4okc., all elevator.
Z. o. b. and 90kc. c. i. T. New York export.
BAeLEY-Mar'et dull. Feeding. 55659c.
mailing. e2iI6I66iIc. c. l. Z. New Yort.
RUCKWVEAT-Mar'tet steady: American.
sf.o5: Canadian, 81. .95, a hundred pounds.
HaY-Market Quiet No. l. s27G2a. No. 2
$25127: No. 5. s27I25: shipping. $21T23 a
ton: timothy, prime large bales 100 lbs.
s94a3o shipping. s216o23 no grade. $176
90 fancy clover mixed. $2s62a: No. 1. $25
l26' No. .. $22@e24 alfalfa. $18g26
STRAW-Market steady; No. ] rye, $24g
20 per ton: No. rye, sc5.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
FOREIGN MARKETS.

LONDON, Jan. 3.--Prices OF securities
traded In II, the London Stock Exchange
to-day were firm. Quotations at the
close of trading follow:
Bar silver. 34ibd. an ounce.
Bar gold, 97,. Cd.
Money, 2b9o.
Discount rates--short bills, 3M1. and three
months bills. 3%9o.
PARIS, Jan. 3-P~ices OF securities
traded in in the Bcrrse to-day were
heavy. Quotations at the close OF trad
ing were as follows:
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
C0TT0NsEED OIL.
FINANCIAL NOTES.

Cassel. Nunss Co.. 90 Broadway have
issued circular on the external sinking
fund per cent. sterling bonds OF 1911 OF
tho city OF Lima, Peru. which can be pur-
chased by American investors to yield about
per cent.
v. w. Miller has been appointed assistant
secretary OF the Central Union Trust Con,-
pany OF New York.
Max Strauss, formerly with Hallgarten
4 Co.. 10 with Ladenburg, Thalmann & Co.
John Muir q Coz u Broadway. members
of tho New York Stock Exchange. are dis
tributing booklet cGleinina their partial
payment plan. -
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
AUSTRIAN CREDITORS SOUGHT.

The State Department in Washington
has notified holders whose addresses
they have that 1t is prerared to receive
pre-war unsecured bonds Of the former
Austrian Hungarian Government owned
by American nationals which were held
outside Of the succession States prior to
July Is. 1920. The reparations commits
sion in Europe is endeavo~'no TO adjust
debts owed to citizens of countries of
Europe and of the United States.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
FLOUR AND MEAL.

Expoits from Now York last week: Wueat,
bushels. 2.0f0,1Ti; corn, bushels. 133, ,O2T;
oats. bushels, 10 600, barley, bushels, aO,.ta,
buckwheat, bushels sy,SN2; beans. bushels,
. 400: slcs,y, snrxs, 1872 Osl; cornmeal. bbis.,
.srs. pork, bbls., 1f0; beef, uerces, 81 /:
lard, lbs. p,O0i ,5s5: stearine. lbs, iOs 400
falIow, lbs, i0s 900; grease, lbs. 232 900
iubricating oil, gals. t.Ti4.450. oatmeal.
hhis 1000: grass seed yngs 1f6; hops,
bales, anal: alcohol, bhls., s22 oil cake.
lbs, 5.400.80o.
MINNEAPOLIS. Jan. 3.--Fiour unchanged
ahipments. ~ .s42 bbls. Bran. 500.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
EX DIVIDEND TABLE.
CHEMICAL BANK REPORTS.

The statement OF the Chemical Ma
tional Bank as OF December 81 shows
no bills payable with the Reserve Bank,
whereas on January 1. 1921, the Chemi-
cal owed the Reserve Bank 21s.9S0,000
ITS deposits on December 81 were s123.-
o21,9ss, In contrast to s12i.5o1.479 at
the first OF last year.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
ST. PAUL SEEKS GARY ROAD.

WASHINGTON. Ian. 3.-The Chicago.
Milwaukee and st. Pari Railroad applied
to the Interstate Commerce Commission
to-day for permission to purchase and
operate the fifty-nine mile line of the
Chicaeo. Milwaukee and Gary Railroad.
The Gary Is a coal carrier operated as
a belt line around Chicago.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
Fire Record

AM Loss.
IL :10--5 Second av., II. Theodas. .Trifling
OO--1g Co umbus av., unknown. .TriflinB
! :00-i33s Second ev.. William Clark
I :.,5-1O3 II. f01st ST.. unknown Considerable
:J0--Jerome av. and f65th st, The
Bronx automobile. unknown. 81 200
3OO--6p Columbus av., unknown. .Trifling
s;55-6S7 Second av.. Morris Ogull.
Considerable
4:io-4i7 Fifth av.. 3onwit Teller &
435--sil West. 43d ST.. scribner
Magazine Company. None
545-f55 West 82d ST., unknown. .Trifling
6:O0-33s2 Third av.. Bronx; un-
8:2o-21Gs Eighth av, s. Rosen-
weig ............. ........ .Trifiink
6:30-92s Broadway. Exchange res
taurant ................. ~. Unknown
6:35--3Oth st. and nth av., N. Y.
Central Freight Yards. None
7:f5--92d St and Av. A. truck;
Fuorman & Co..............Un Unknown
s:40--In front Of 90 Oliver St, auto
mobile: william II. williams. .Triflnr
s:45-24oi Third av. automobile
e;1o-353 East 120th ST., Esther
Bcrsohly ..........s........Un Unknown
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
BID AND ASKED QUOTATIONS

n. Y. STOCK EXCHANGE QUOTATIONS.
To the following prices accrued intere"
IS TO be added:
FOREIGN GOVERNMENT AND MUNIc-
IpAr. RONDa
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
DIVIDENDS.

Stock OF Pay
RECORD. able.
Atchison. Topeka g. Santa
Fe Rwy. Co., q. SlF0. Jan. 81 Mar. I
Atlantic Refining Co.. pf. q.
si75 ........-............ Jan. is Feb 1
Fa'ardo Sugar Co.. q, sl.25 Jan. 20 Feb.
Kelsey Wheel Co.. pf. q.
$l.10 Jan. 20 Feb. !
Virginian Rwy. & Power Co.,
pf. To....................Ja Jan. 10 Feb. /
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
UNITED STATES TREASURY STATEMENT
+. az

Special to
York Herald Bureau.
washing d. a. B.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
Bonds for January Investment


purchaser help desired MS own
conditions
ing ginvestm
Iluk haauici Rnnds
The New York herald., 1922-01-04

Harms, Forbes & Company
Incorporated
boston
The New York herald., 1922-01-04
LIMITED STATES GOVERNMENT BONDS

Closing prices 20 stocks In which there
we're no transactions yesterday.
The New York herald., 1922-01-04

ns~nus receipts and expenditures a, the clos, o
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-09
OCALA TWENTY YEARS AGO
Evening Star Dec. 9, 1902

Evening Star Dec 9, 1902
Mrs. Maude Gary Turnkey, wife of
Rev W. D. Turnkey of Fulton, KY,
and children arrived Saturday after
noon and Will spend the winter with
her mother, Mrs. Fannie Gary. Later
they will be joined by Mr.. Turnkey.
Mr.. Tom Bailey, the night engineer
of the Ocala spoke and rim factory
short line at Raleigh, where the fac
tory is getting a great deal of hard
wood, came in Saturday to spend a
week with his parents.
Mr.. E. NJ. Howard, the up-to-date
Ocala laundryman, has bought the E.
NJ Hood place south of Mr.. w. W.
Clyatt's residence and is having it put
in tip top shape for a home.
Mr.. C. P. Pillans, superintendent of
the big West mill commissary, with
his friend, Mr.. J. W. Sperring Jr.,
spent Sunday with Mr.. Pillans' friends
IL Ocala.
The Teapot has engaged the serv-
ices of Oscar Gale of BeIleview, an
old time grocery man. He is at bis
post of duty and wears a smile that
spreads its refreshing beams on all
the customers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-09

home of her parents and was laid TO
rest today in Evergreen cemetery.
Mr.. Walter Perkins, while on
fishing trip down the oklawaha the
other day, landed big trout weigh
ing 101z pounds. The piscatorial
sport of the Oklawaha shows no sign
of falling off.
Messrs. Smoak and Carmichael have
placed an order with Frank Mathews
for another glass-bottom boat 10 ac-
commodate the tourists at Silver
Springs.
Rev. James Glass of Admission, Ala,
who is now living at his winter home
at Island Grove, filed the pulpit Sum-
day morning at Grace Episcopal
church. While in the city Rev. Glass
was entertained by Mr.. and Mrs. r.
T. Schneider.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-12-09
hardly keep her in clothes.'-Ex.

hardly keep her in clothes Elk.
Hazel lat the dance): "Erskine,
wish you were kangaroo"
Looping Erskine: "Why?"
Hazel: "Cause then you'd be goat
at the hops"
In the midst of his speech, realizing
he had no supporters, he sat down.
Exchange. !
"Say, I'd like to try that suit on in
the window"
"Sorry, but you'll have to use the
dressing room"
Miss Edwards: Edward, you have
not given your oral theme, have
ycu?"
Edward: "Oh, yes; and when I got
though another girl gave hers"
If you do not appreciate our at
tempts to be funny, just hand in a
few of your own jokes and let US
have laugh on you.