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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
Fresh Grass for Cows.

Now the pasture to kill OF weeds.
Fresh grass. free Of weeds. makes 1t
possible for your cows to produce more
and better milk.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

grass furnishes the best and cheapest
feed available. Shade and an abund-
ance Of fresh water are two essen
tails which the careful herdsman al
ways provides.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
Take Care OF Cans.

Cans used for the return of skim
mix or whey should be emptied, scald-
ed and cleaned az DOE as they arrive
at the farm.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
times a day Instead Of twice.
q Eood Uruip IN n~rOportiOn IN 4

times q DAY instead OF TWICE.
2. Feed grain in proportion to the
pounds Of milk produced.
To a Jersey or Guernsey COW feed
n pound of grain for each three to
three and one-half pounds Of milk
produced.
To q Holstein, Ayrshire. or Short
horn feed one pound Of grain for each
four to four and one-half pounds Of
milk produced.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
WE TRY ANYTHING ONCE

To develop alterness and poise and
timber up the spinal vertebra, try
stepping on the soap as you get out
of the Observation-Disclosures City Chop
per.
Darn your hide, Charles Barker,
we'll never believe another thing we
read in your paper.
81
We can't blame a women for wait
ing to be in style, but the great
question is, how does she know when
she is in style.
+
A man may be able to get credit
for his good intentions, but he is
expected to pay real money for his
coal.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
HIS ~BooKMARK

Teacher-Tommy, how far have
you studied?
Tommy-Just as far as the book
is dirty.
Joe Arseneau says more has been
done for the world by W heelbarrows
than by automobiles.
"Henry Ford is Happy" say Vic
Bergquist. "The Kansas boys have
got a Bonus and Henry will get half
of it.
cat like a streak of creased light
ming across the street and in between
two buildings into an alley says
an exchange. "In about a second
the two little dogs came back into
a streak of creased lightning with
a. big boy chasing them between two
buildings. Life is like that"
Geo. Collins says more than fifty
billion cigarets- are made in the
United States annually, so the fiv-
vers can't be the most numerous
things in this country, after all.
f.
True blue never fades.
=
Why in Sam Hill a certain party
in the office wears wollen socks over
their silk stockings is a mystery,
Amos fash notes. Just like wear
ing gloves over a diamond ring.
Harry Hanson says even a bad
egg will not take offense if you leave
it alone.
=
To be college bred, defines Joe
Johnson, means a four year loaf,
requiring a great deal of dough, as
we'll as plenty of crust.
Eternal triangle: Hootch, +. fiiver
and coroner.
f.
Clay Robinson says some girls
don't write home from college for
several weeks at a stretch some run
out of spending money every Few
days.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Corn Makes Best Sllaes.
Corn, either Indian or the grain Sol.
ghums, makes the best silage.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
HE WAS THERE

zoos icky honey bunch is oo?"
she softly cooed.
AS he let go his hold on the steer
ing wheel to grasp the opportunity
properly, the cal plunged into a
ditch. Crawling out and digging
the mud from his eyes, he gurgled:
"Ooze!"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

If you'd be right up to date,
Bump Daddy's car;
If your car will not steer straight,
Bump Daddy's car;
Jam his fenders-that's the fashion,
Rub his paint off-then just dash on,
It's distinctions the ruling passion
-Daddy's car.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
DADDY'S CAR
BY JUNIUS

By bat"
If you hear an awful smash
Its Daddy car;
If you hear a frieghtful crash
Its Daddy car;
In the alley, drive or street,
It's not safe upon it's feet
Other cars are bound to meet
-Daddy's car.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
ONE TooT HERE

The fresh brakeman approached
the lunch counter jane with a look
of tenderness in his eye.
"Little DEAR" he began, as he
started to encircle her waist with his
arm.
"Down brakes, kiddo," she inter-
rupted. you're going around a
dangerous curve"
Otto Geisert asks what has become
of the old-fashioned girl who wore
SO many pins in the vicinity of her
waist in that you got your hand all
scratched up?
+
If you would prosper put things
over instead of talking them over.
a
Joe Arseneau says there are fewer
horses than in the old days-and less
horse sense.
+
She swears she has never been
kissd. Maybe that's why she swears
Sometimes we think it ought to
be written, Gle has all the disad-
vantages of youth"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
RURAL DREAM IN FASHION

The girl stood on the wagon deck,
Her feet were growing bunions;
She wore no lace around her neck
And her breath it smelled of onions
She was a picture of the farm,
The tan had kissed her freeckles,
Her eyes were crossed, there was no
charm
Her hands were hard as nuckles.
She stood in silence for a while, =
My gaze, it was then t~hwarted,
Her apron strings were tied in knots,
And her nose was somewhat wart-
ed.
She was no f1apper of this day,
Her hair it hung in braidlets;
She was used to pitching hay,
And tan, she wore for bracelets.
If this dear girl should fall in love,
And seek to change her fashion;
She's be a sticker l am sure
And not the one to mash on.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

"Henry Ford is Happy" say Vic
Bergquist. "The Kansas boys have
got a Bonus and Henry will get hall
of it.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Clay Robinson says some girls
don't write home from college for
several weeks at a stretch some
out of spending money every Few
days.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Teacher-Tommy, how far have
you studied?
Tommy-Just as far as the book
is dirty.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Eternal triangle: Hootch, i. f1iver
and coroner
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Joe Arseneau says more has beer
done for the world by W heelbarrows
than by automobiles.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

To be college bred, defines Joe
Johnson, means a four year loaf,
requiring a great deal of dough, as
we'll as plenty of crust.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28

Geo. Collins says more than fifty
billion cigarets are made in the
United States annually, so the fiv-
vers can't be the most numerous
things in this country, after all.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-12-28
True blue never fades.

Harry Hanson says rel a bad
egg will not take offense if you leave
it alone.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Carlton.

Yesterday at noon the chimes at
Epiphany Church were rung for the
first time. They struck new note to
Washin gtonians. They added a won-
derful melody to the city's vibrations.
Long ago the chimes of the Metro
politan Church were regarded as un-
usual. But they were strictly limited
in range. They have not been heard
for a long time. The Epiphany chimes,
while not a full carlton, are yet a
closer approach to the bell music of
Europe. music that once heard can
never be forgotten.
A plan has been proposed, but un-
fortunately carried out only through
the first stages of prospectus, for the
erection Of a great memorial carlton
equal to the best in Europe. 1t is con-
templated as a tribute to those who
won the war. Various sites have been
suggested, but the.site question Is not
so important as that Of the means for
the execution Of the plan. Perhaps
the hanging Of the Epiphany bells
will stimulate interest in this carlton
plan SO that Washington may within a
few years have chimes" that are an
adequate. instrument for the most In.
spring Of all music, the music Of the
bells.
Evening star., 1922-05-21

observed and measured. Educators
and labor leaders long aSo. in rsaliza-
tiou Of this tact, established here the
central Offices Of their representative
organizations. This is not because
Washington is q great employer Of
labor. or because it is yet q nationally
important education center. 1t 10 be-
cause the government is seated here,
and here are enacted the laws Affect
ing all American interests and here
their execution is directed.
One factor points to the desirability
of establishing a national headquar-
'ters In Washington. Here are no seri-
GUS trade or business distractions. In
New York, where the bankers asso-
citation is now established, the metro
politan conditions tend to narrow the
vision. 1t has been often said that
New York sees only with difficulty be.
yond the far shores Of the rivers that
bound it. From Washington the view
is nationwide.
This committee just named will
doubtless recognize these facts in con-
sidering the question for report to the
association. The president Of the or
ganization is strongly favorable to the
move, and it may be assumed that
there is good chance that within q
few months decision will be made to
locate this important organization
here.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
A Plan for July 4.

The Central Citizens Association
has started movement for an all.
Washington. celebration Of Independ-
ence day. The plan is to hold the cele-
bration on the Capitol plaza. Co.
operation by all the civic organizations
is asked. II all respond ard work
heartily Washington will have a
birthday party" on the Fourth. of
July that will, indeed. be worthy of
the occasion.
Now and again in the past the capi-
tai has risen to the occasion with an
independence day celebration Of i'm
pressive features. But it takes organi.
zation, and it calls for some expendi-
ture. The Central Citizens Associa-
ton has made none. too early start
with its proposition. Only a little
more than six weeks will elapse be-
tween now and July 4, and if this plan
IS undertaken all Of that time will be
required to perfect details. enlist per.
sonnel, raise funds and assure the ad-
ministering organization necessary for
a smooth performance.
Surely the people Of Washington
will not lag in the matter Of a proper
commemoration Of the national birth
day.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Urges German Compliance.

BERLIN. - Macmillan Harden's
weekly. Die Zukunft. urges the Ger
man nationalists to hasten and satisfy
Frances demands; otherwise. 1t de-
clares, France will take things into
her own hands on May 81, and '1t will
then be too late" The paper says:
an a few weeks the time will be
due for a decision to be made relative
to the moratorium for Germany, This
will take place at Paris. not on the
banks of the Thames or on the
Mediterranean. What is going to
happen? In order to be capable of
paying, Germany needs a foreign
loan. Money lenders will demand
mortgage prerogatives. For France
to agree and give up her priority she
must rapidly obtain large sums to
flll up the greatest holes in the
budget and will allow her to Justify
the French surrender in the eyes OF
the small farmers and landlords. Thus
big loan is necessary and long
term moratorium. At least thirty
billion marks. France. Great Britain
and the war neutrals should give
security for two-thirds. Germany
would herself guarantee the other
third. This she can do il her in
dustry puts a discount signature al
her disposition.
collaboration with Germany
which is SO much desired in France
by reasonable people, would then be-
come possible, the rapid recovery OF
our economic situation would become
the aim of French desires, and the
way would be open to understanding. to
disarmament and to the United States
of Europe. Preliminary condition.:
financial agreement which would pro-
cure for the French large sums. ease
the burden of the floating debt and
inspire confidence in Germany's desire
to do her duty peacefully. Great
Britain would be obliged to help, and
America would do the same; this
union would be capable also Of saw
ing Russia, while Russia would give
an opportunity for ,remunerative
work. The 3lst OF May WIN be the
fatal and decisive day. II nothing
happens before that date to reassure
France she will make use of her
military power and that OF her allies
to put an end to her uncertainty, and
it will be too late then to stop her
Do the German nationalists, and the
peoples party refuse to understand
that the time has come to stop com.
planning and making futile retorts
but rather to march courageousiy
forward toward the liberating dawn"
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Simple Life for u. S. Factories

are: Stocks and investment needlessiy
extended, turnover decreased. cost OF
production run up in countless varie-
ties, deliveries delayed, unsafety In
accumuiating stocks during slack Pc
riods, wastes through indecision in
production and use, selling expenses
multiplied. and infinitely less study to
getting out basic lines well. since 1t Is
much easier to make a trifiing change
and start new line.
All this leads to less secure trade
at higher costs.
Tho industrial enterprise OF the
country has pledged itself to profit D!
the lesson the war taught and to Gu,
down on the hnicky varieties; to get
out better standard varieties whicf
will be dependable and which can OF
produced much cheaper without cut
ting human wages.
Conservatism is the best rule foi
stable business and is to be the siogar
for industrial reconstruction-sot tnf
conference of business chieftains gave
assurance,
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Bull Moosery.

The effort Of the democratic leaders
to revive bull noosery-to read into
the results OF the recent republican
primaries in Indiana and Pennsyl-
! vania q condemnation of President
Harding and the Sixty-seventh Con.
gress-is hardly supportable from the
record.
Mr.. Beveridge does not SO construe
his nomination. He made his cam.
paign as a republican, accepts his sue.
cess as a republican, pledges his serv.
| ices If elected to the President and
speaks for a reunited republican party
in Indiana. '=r'.'- -
Mr.. .Pinchot does not 30 interpret
his nomination He, too. is a republic.
an, and so declares himself. The lead.
ers Of the organization over which
he triumphed pledge him support in
November. and he is accepting their
assurances with full knowledge that
without their support he could not he
elected. 1t is not assumable that he is
meditating a course as a factional
governor. =.
But more than this. Theodore Roose.
welt, the father Of bull moosery. aban.
doned it over four years ago, returned
to his former republican affiliation and
had fine prospects Of returning to that
party's national leadership when death
took him.
Bull moosery is dead 1t was a live
proposition when and while alive, but
when 1t died. II died all over" It's
leader and his followers were men OF
force and purpose. but those who re.
main and are in action today are seek.
ing to accomplish their ends through
the agencies of the republican party
They are to be dealt with as. repub
licans.
Evening star., 1922-05-21

e
lines governed by variations Of the
electric current. Now it IL announced
that a method is found to send by
radio the full-tone reproduction; as
not merely a photograph. but series
Of rapidly alternating photographs; in
other words, moving pictures. Truly.
the scientific development, Of this
period Is phenomenal. 1t was only q
few years ago that motion pictures
were given to the public in g. crude
form, with fiickers and faults. It was
within shorter period that radio
messages were first transmitted.
Wireless telephony came next. quite
recently. Now, within an astonishingly
brief space OF time. we have the com
bination.
The President Of the United States
may rise to his feet here in Washing
ton and speak to those assembled be-
fore him, as in Congress, and his
words may be audible and his every
action visible to millions Of people
throughout this land simultaneously
Truly this is an age Of marvels.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Beveridge and Bailey.

In one particular, at least, the re.
publicans are playing in better luck
than the democrats. Some Of their
men Of conspicuous ability now out of
office are on the way to return. while
some democrats of conspicuous ability
now out Of Office have tried their for
tunes and failed.
Ten or more years ago Albert j.
Beveridge sat in the Senate from In
diana and Joseph ". Bailey from
Texas. Both were young. eloquent
and aggressive. Both were widely read
in history and politics, and fond of
debate. On field days they added TO
the interest felt in the Senate.
At the height Of his power and ac-
tivity Mr.. Bailey resigned from the
Senate, to the surprise and much to
the regret Of many of his friends, who
saw a loss to their party in his retire
ment. Two years ago he offered for
the gubernatorial nomination in Texas,
and had he secured that prize would
in all probability have found his way
in time back to the Senate. But he
failed, and his name has dropped out
of all speculation.
Mr.. Beveridge, Offering for the SEN
ate again. has just achieved the re-
publican nomination. and in the pres.
ent posture Of politics in Indiana
seems likely to achieve election. If he
does. his party in the Senate will re-
joice in a valuable recruit at time
when it Is girding there as elsewhere
for 1924, and needs the best counsel
available. He will probably be the
more active because Of the long rest
he has had. He did not want the rest,
but tried to remain in action. 1t was
the tariff that undid him; and, strange
ly enough, his party has again tariff
revision in hand and is finding it again
a difficult piece of business on the eve
OF his return to senatorial labors.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Politics at Home
1hs Asw York Democracy.

The, New York democrats, have
never become reconciled to the figure
they cut at San Francisco two years
ago. They would not support w. G..
McAdoo, who had chance, and with
their cid could have been nominated.
They could not make chance for
Gov. Al Smith, whom they put for
ward: His popularity and personal
DESERTS were confessed, but the con-
vention would not accept him as Of
presidential size. The result was the
nomination Of Gov. Cox, a middle state
man. about whom New York was in
different. Nor could she be aroused
during the campaign for election. On
election day she gave Mr. Harding
over a million plurality.
With all this in mind the New York
democrats are beginning to figure on
1924. They want to do better-to re-
vive their ancient "pull" and get ac-
tion on it at the next democratic ma
tionai convention.
To accomplish this they must de.
VCloP oCtWcct uO" anu lIlcI d lcducT
Of presidential proportions-a man
who by his talents and demonstrated
strength at home may be relied upon
to capture popular fancy.
Hence the current talk, or, Jolly"
I'm Empire state democratic circles
that IL the next Governor of New
York is democrat he will be the
next President of the United States.
The argument is that in moving to
California Mr.. McAdoo took himself
out Of the equation: that the smashing
defeat administered to Gov. Cox did
the business permanently for him,
and that A. Mitchell Palmer. who was
very little in it in 1920. can never
appear in it again at all.
To elect their candidate for gov-
ernor this year the New York demo-
Gratis must get together. They are
now in g spirited quarrel among them
selves, and the "ruction" is of that
character not easily settled among
men who play politics as they do.
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Increased American Trade Benefits
- -. Europe.

"PARIS-Writing in LIE Progress
Civiqus an economic expert says:
.''The resumption of business is a
problem which interests the wohle
world Of industry and commerce.
'1t interests the employers no less
than the workmen, for a resumption of
business at home and abroad would re-
duce the number of unemployed, which
IL enormous in some countries, and
would put an end to the reduction OF
salaries in all the others.
"If England and America have whole
armies Of unemployed. the reduction OF
salaries is universal The French
workmen are suffering from 1t like the
Swiss, the Italians and the Belgians.
"For any one country to hope to over
come the crisis without e general re-
"As has been said many times there
exists only one single market, that is a
world market.
II. II there is prosperity all countries
-If there is depression all countrie.
I'm 1920 dimculties began. in Japan;
they spread into America, and from
there to Europe.
at is. said. today that there are
signs Of improvement In the United
States.
III this proves true the rest of the
world. whatever its degree OF ruin,
will feel the good effects Of 1t.
l. Some counties have more influence
than Others on the economic situation
Of continents.
Nobody would attribute to Bull
g1ria orr Spain the same. ;importRnce
~ 10 Amefdca in this respect.
/. The American Union Is continent.
dts population amounts to more than
double that OF England and Ireland
put -togpther; more than three times
rs much as Italy, and 1t has $4,000, 900
units more than, Germany.
ITS territory Is enormous; its agri-
cuttuEe, judging by the returns, Is the
first In the world. 1t provides coun-
tries with meat. corn, cotton and raw
cope
FINALLY, it is the richest country In
the world, and the war served 1t admi-
rA0ly IN this respect. -
ut 10 no I6nGer London. but New
York, which 70 the great money mar
kets and the dollar has dcthroned the
pound sterling.
j. HB0r this YNascn o. reshilptioN a
buslneae on tia other side Of tn ~.
lantic would be OF the xreAteet INF
! Dortence to the whole world. =
Evening star., 1922-05-21
Radio Motion Pictures.

'' Ever since radio broadcasting was
started and home radio sets began to
be installed the question has been
asked whether science would not soon
develop means Of sending pictures,
perhaps motion pictures. by aerial
vibrations. More speedily than there
was reason to expect 1t IL announced
that such device has been perfected,
and 1t IL especially interesting to
Washingtonians that this remarkable
achievement has been scored by q
local inventor.
Movies by radio! The suggestion ID
OF far.reaching consequence. Ths
family may be entertained At home
with o picture show a. well a. . con.
cert or q lecture. This ssriously af.
fects- the future Of the motion picture
business. Does 1t menace the immense
Investment IN picture pajaces"? Ger.
tainly. if the process II satisfactory
and if pictures can be "transmittsd'
by radio from broadcasting stations a
are the speeches and musical numbers
now nightly sent forth. there win be
no particular occasion in q home witl,
a "set" for the family to 60 forth fer
entertainment.
Research for means Of transmitting
pictures by wire has been pursued for
years. and some excellent results hate
been gained. But these have al hsen
still pictures. and they haye bssn
transmitted by q process of shaded
Evening star., 1922-05-21
The Bankers and Washington.

A committee has Just been appoint.
ed by the president Of the American
Bankers' Association to consider the
removal Of the headquarters Of that
organization from New York to Wash.
ington. This Is in accordance with
views expressed at the spring meeting
of the executive council recently held.
The fact is now recognized by the
bankers, as it has already been by
members of other national organiza.
tons, that the capital Is the proper
and most advantageous place for head.
quarters. 1t il not the banking center
Of the United States a. regards the
volume of business. But It Is the
banking center in the sense that here
are concentrated the forces that enter
into commercial activities and direct
the business Of the country.
At Washington these forces are best