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New-York tribune., 1922-11-01
Berlin Rails as Wilhelm Gives
Bride Billion Marks i'm Gems

In addition to the diadem, the fallen
monarch's bride will be given watch
fob. and earrings of silver set with
diamonds. "Vorwaerts," commenting on
these details of the wedding plans.
says:
While the German people are suffer-
ing the bitterest need, the man who is
responsible for this need is in posi-
tion to present his bride with gifts
costing nearly q billion marks. Mil
lions Of war invalids and widows and
orphans can hardly earn enough for
bread, but Wilhelm covers his bride
with diamonds Of value sufficient, to
keep hundreds Of thousands of fam
lies through the Forthcoming bitter
winter. This is another valuable addi-
tidn to the characterization of the man
who claims that he never sought any-
thing bpt the welfare of his people,
Commenting on the political side of
the marriage, the paper remarks that
those Germans who constantly press
the financial rights of the Hohenzol-
lerns before the present German gov
ernment scarcely contribute to q be-
lief abroad in Germany's inability to
meet her financial obligations to the
Allies
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01
Hylan, Despite Protest, Still
Signs Letters Sincerely Yours
Repiies to Brooklyn Attorney Who Resented Sub
scripdon to Circular Note Sent to Wife Contain
ing Endorsement OF Carswel for Supreme Court

Mayor Hylan, employing his best sar-
casm, neglected the bus Investigation
long enough yesterday to write letter
to Herbert G. Drescher, Brooklyn at
torney.
The letter was in answer to one sent
Elm by Mr.. Drescher In regard to his
written Endorsement of William b.
Carswell, Democratic candidate for the
Supreme Court in Brooklyn. The
Drescher letter was one of number
received by the Mayor condemning the
act of the city's chief executive in SO
indorsing candidate. Mr.. Drescher
objected to the Mayors signing himself
Sincerely yours" in the form letter adj
dressed to Mrs. Drescher, and perth
nently inquired as to who was paying
the cost Of sending out the Carswcll
booster letters. This same inquiry has
been made by many others.
In writing Mr.. Drescher the Mayor
said: Permit me to congratulate YOU
but a lawyer of your great learning and
massive legal mind would have discov-
cred that the letter to which you refer
was signed Sincerely yours Your rea-
soning shows that you are possessed Of
a truly great mind. But you over
looked the most important thing-the
letter sent to your wife was addressed
Dear Fellow Citizen" The letter was
sent to your wife by committee.
IL am glad that the great majority
Of married ladies in this city have not
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01

husbands who are as technical as you
are, because IS they were subjected to
the technical scrutiny that you resort
TO IN considering my letter the lives Of
the wives Of this town would be indeed
most unhappy. Your father, the cx-
Republican Sheriff Of Kings County.
no doubt is proud Of you and Of .hc
epistolary ability you have revealed.
You have strange twist Of mind
II you cannot understand my writing a
letter in behalf OF Mr.. Carswell, when
have intimate personal knowledge OF
mis- faithful work in behalf of the
people and because Of that fact ac-
quired a deep and abiding conviction
that he would make an able Supreme
Court Justice whom all the people
could trust as to his absolute Impair
tiality.
despite your objection to my form
OF complimentary closing, believe me
again. Sincerely yours,
JOHN +. HYLAN, Mayor"
r. S.---By the way, how are your
associates in that Mutual Insurance
Company Of yours over in Brooklyn
faring in these troublous days?"
The Tribune last night received a
iet.er from Robert K. Demarest, Of Bay
SIDE, T.. l., inclosing letter sent to
him with one-cent stamp and bearing
upon the envelope the label. "a ners
sonal letter from Mayor Hylan."
Mr.. Demarest said that he was for.
warding the envelope and the form
letter contained in it, which has the
Mayors signature, with the hope of
finding out if "this personal letter was
paid for from the per, nal fund Of the
gentleman signing it."
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01

trict Attorneys Office have been nj nv
disposal. II is difficult to Comprehend
Judge Crain's decision In view of court
rulings which hold absolutely con-
tfary. personally argued exactly the
same point Of law before Jusre Dixie
N 1910 and his ruling in my favor is
OF record. T.
Expects Forty Indictments
We have found a state OF affairs IN
brooklyn, especially in the 1st, Sd, Btil,
18TH and 14th districts, which demands
drastic measures. False registration
mas taken place to an alarming extent
m so-called lodging house sections. IL
seems likely that between thirty-fiye
and forty indictments will be found be-
fore we finish.'
After Judge Grain had ruled against
M. Gilbert the Deputy Attorney Gem
eral asked the court to add to his rul-
ing that 1t was without prejudice. y
Judge Grain rejected the suggestion,
and sddeds
rassment of formal decision In this
matter, but since a decision has been
insisted op have given one
During arguments there were con-
stant clashes involving District At
torney Banton and Mr.. Gilbert, who
criticized the District Attorney for sug-
gesting that his motives in asking
grand jury action were unworthy. He
denied that politics had entered into
his activities. MIR. Banton retorted
that the first word Of criticism had
proceeded from Mr.. Gilbert. He denied
any hostility to the Attorney General.
Opposes Bronx Application
In the hearing before Supreme Court
Justice Martin, District Attorney Glen
non opposed the application of Deputy
Attorney General Samuel Marks. In a
statement to the court that consisted
largely Of personalities he referred to
the registration investigation as "cheap
party politics." He demanded why the
investigation had not been directed
against upstate communities, where he
had heard fraudulent practice wns rife.
Of eight men indicted yesterday by
the Kings County grand jury, George
Gloster, Of 466 Madison Street, Brook
lyn, and Anthony Tutrone, Of 242
sackett Street, pleaded guilty. They
were held by County Judge Martin Il,
$1,000 bail each. Those who pie, eLs
not guilty are Joseph Lynch, Wal,A,
Scott, Gustav Variano, Samuel KALI
and Marko Me, lila. Each is held in
81, 900 bail.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01
Gilbert Defies
Court Ruling i'm
Election Frauds
Says He Will Take Cases of
Illegal Registration Be-
fore Grand jury Despite
Decisions Denying Right
Eight Indicted inBrooklyn
Moscowitz Praises Rus,on,s
20 operation; Expects
Nine To BE Held To-day

On the heels Of decisions Yesterday
by Judge Grain, in the Court Of Cen
eral Sessions, and by Supreme Court
Justice Martin, in the Bronx, which de-
bar Special Deputy Attorney General
Gilbert from presenting evidence to the
grand jury in more than fifty cases
of fraudulent registration, Mr.. Gilbert
In statement issued last night, said
ne intends. nevertheless, to prosecute
ny indictment every one Of the cases
prepared. He expressed confidence that
adverse decisions will be reversed, and
remarked that another grand jury will
serve as we'll as the present one.
u am going right through with, this
1ob,. said the Deputy Attorney General
emphatlcally. IL want to make plain
to all that no person against whom evil
dence OF fraud is obtained will escape
prosecution. Ny men will 20 before
Chief. Magistrate McAdoo tomorrow
morning and ask warrants in cases re-
curing immediate action. but as to the
bulk OF offenders we will proceed by
Indictment. Our work is going on and
we will clean it up no matter what
oDstaSiSS are ihscfPOSed.
Brooklyn Indictments
While Mr.. Gilbert and his aids were
fighting for the right to present evi-
dence Deputy Attorney General Mosco
witt produced seventy witnesses for
examination by the grand jury Of
Kings County. It was said nine indict-
ments would be returned this morn
ing. Eight were reported yesterday
following examination Of forty wit.
nesses Monday. Four, arrests for
fraudulent registration took place after
8 o'clock last night in the Brooklyn
waterfront region. Mr.. Moscowitz
said an arrangement had been arrived
at under which the Kings County grand
jury will sit daily to hear evidence in
fraud cases.
II am amazed at the attitude of the
New York District Attorneys, Office"
Mr.. Moscowitz said. 1.-THE more SO as
in prosecuting cases presented by my
Office have received the most COM
plete cooperation from District At
torney Ruston and his staff. / may
say the entire facilities of the Dis
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01
koosevelt's Sister Calls
For Republican Congress

y NAsHINGTON, Oct. sis--Mrs. CO.
rfnf,e Roosevelt Robinson, sister Of the
late Theodore Roosevelt, issued through
Republican headquarters here to-day
an appeal to the women Of the country
to vote for Republican nominees {or
the Senate and the House.
. resident Harding has conscien-
tiously carried out his prediction
pi~.i.ses, said Mrs. Robinson,s state.
mens. Some people say he has failed
TO take steps TO form an association Of
nations, which be declared it was his
desire to have. The people who feel
that way have not read with care the
results of the conference held last No
vember for the limitation of armament
That conference alone has done more
for the possibility Of peace among the
nations Of the world than the I,eaeue
Of Nations has accomplished in the last
foG" years"
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01

owned 70 De put In at the ridicu1ous /
characterization Of $1,000 esch. = Il \ J
The testimony OF suchs noted news.
paper men as Arthur Brisbane ana
Meiyiiie =. Stone showed the ahsurdity
eI shas estimate, and as q result. thss
.akanchises .ass,s were fairly valued and the
e.ns, alaszers were compelled to pay 10 the
a.ase q New York taxes on 4 SUM
wished. This Is the main reasnr n l ,.h,
The New York World' Is onpoaed |" - -
me- foe04 y
an opposed by Murphy and THE
New York World for one reason com.
mon 10 both, and that ID That they
could not control my acts as Judge or
indncc me to do u thing which could
n ncS se justified by me under my oath
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01

Secretary Denby's first engagement
IN Ohio will be to address a joint
meeting of former soldiers and the
Aiwanis Club at Steubenville at noon
on November 2. The Secretary will
deliver his last speech IN the campaign
at Flint, Mich, where the Chamber of
Commerce has scheduled big evening
meeting. Before his return to Wash.
ington Mr.. Denby will address the
meeting Of naval architects and marine
engineers in New York City in connec-
ton with Ale annual marine exposi-
ton =.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-01
DENLY on Campaign Tour
Navy Secretary TO Take Stump
i'm Ohio and Michigan

From The Tribnnes Washington Bureau
WASHINGTON, Oct. 31.-Secretary
of the Navy Denby, the last of the Ad-
ministration spelIbinders to take the
stump, will depart tomorrow for Ohio,
where he will make two political
speeches. Thence he will 20 to his
home state of Michigan to appear
three times in support Of the Republi-
can candidates.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1922-08-10

audte iie 5uIamnen lire pdnoe GRIT.
fen mad benz Ser5er1 uro Elm idbert
Muf oes GntiesenS tam nber tire
2ippen. MngitDoa mid tie bonn
Serlter 5urlid.
Grlbroden ridtete Der damn i'm
Set it'd auf nno rief:
v@era, mas 1T gei6eben2 Sait
gu Elm @eipenit %geieben2 go reoe
6obl"
sic Srau mar auf einen Stubl
qeiunfen, lire Bruit bob nno tent.
te li6 in groBter G%rregnng nno
mubiam entgegnete tie, pabreno lire
@ugen nod ongitpoa ouf oas Sen,
iter geribtet maren:
u&el &iionara!"
user? Sic 9iDa?"
5tumm nidte bic Grau uno blid.
te nit .ltarren Ml1gen o1f ben Matt,
Ser nit @etpalt feline Sbmer5en per-
beibeno iib al1fribtete:
v0er6ammt! 90 bat man iie
idon mieoer entlaiien? $50 fabft
Du fie?"
ISM Muto!"
vMqein?"
rMein, NIT 8ielibotpsfp faB< fie
i'm @agen2"
8ieoer trat Sic Srau ans Se11-
flter:
vWie sic 2eute ben @agen nad-
idauenl gr fdbrt gat15 langiam, ais
Of lie ii6 bon a1en ieben uno be-
punoern laiien polte!"
Gin per5meifeltes, b0bnii6eS So
9en bra6 BON ben 2ippen oeS Mau-
mes, iooab ltb baS 8eib eri6roden
sic Sbren 5l1bielt:
vSabe iD es nibt geabntl Sic
Ter Bieli6opsfD! Gr lit u11ier Ser
bangnis. = &errgott, uno i6 fam
1ibt aufteben! Sd mnB bier liege11
uno fan11 11i9ts nrternebmen! -
Mber neir! No9 1T nt6ts berlorenl
- SORT gu, @era - No6 1T
11ibts %berlorenl"
vWas miQit gu tun, Sre6D2"
Mngitpon fam 0ieie Srage bon Sen
2ippen ser Sra11, ote trob Der lei6-
ten @6minfi6i6t, sic auf ibrem
@elidt lag, blaB uno fail ausiab.
u@as i9 tu11 miA fragit 9u?
Mufteben meroe i'd uno flieben.
Mo9 f0nnen MIR einen groBen 8or-
iprung getpinnen - ~
&lingele benz &e1ner, er ion nns
cine Sla16e bonn belten Seft brin-
gen. Ser ion nnS Meut maden
uno mir 6ie 56mer5en ertrage11
belfen. 8enn mir nur Bis Mber Die
@ren5e comment 9ort babe i'd
Srenn6e, Sic perbergen mid, biz Dos
@ein pieoer in 0ron1ng lit.
2qB oas Mntp fertig maiden nn6 Die
Softer ouf1aoen! Gage Dem @erio-
nal, pen1 es %neugierig 1T, gu
fabrft nit mir III ttfge1too ein Sana-
torium. Sort bette i6 mebr Gnbe
,als bier I'M @otell - M6, iage
ibnen, mas gu tpinit! Sour fort bon
bierl Sn elmer @tunoe miiiien mir
fabren. 9ur9 bie Sta6t fannit
gu 6as Mnto lerfen, menigite11s 10
lanqe man uns bonn 9otel aus beob>
a6ten fann, bamit man ii6 niGt
tpun0ert, men11 Elm &ra11fer fabrt.
Mber Damn, pen1 mir 0rauBen iino,
Damn lebe ib mild ans Steuer nno
laiie oen Motor lal1fen, bob ale,
sic uns begegnen, meinen, Der Eel=
fel 1ikt i'm @agenl - - M1o
Mnt, @era!"
Mngitpon batte oas @eib Bel Sen
@orten oes ManneS bie Mngen &C.
I6lofien, uno ibr &0rper i@iittelte
li9 mie int Sieber; oabei m1rmelten
lire 2ippen:
r@enn mir rrr i6on in Cider
beit mGrer. Mir bangt Dor Der
Sqbrt!"
Erobig mari Der Mann ben Sept
bo9 un6 rief:
vMeut, 8eral Mu6 6as meroen
mir nod 5tpingen, nno Damn iino mir
am 3iell Mlio beetle 9idl"
Miibiam erbob ii6 Die Srou nno
ging nit ibmeren @brttten, als tru.
ge iie 2aiten an ben Suben, mad
ser Sire, Inn Dem &eQner at i6el-
len.
XII.
Subert 8ieli6opsfp bate feline
ungeoulo faum meiitern fornen.
- S.--- Y - 49,
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1922-08-10
st. Beneotct's
Acaoemp = :
st. Spieph stearns Gpnntp, Minn.

Cine Der beiten Mnitalten our b5be,
cen S6Gterer5iegung i'm sansen
1proweiten. llnterridt IN bentider,
engliIder nno frano6iiider spraAe,
Stenograpbie, Sgpeluriting, gua-
figren, Mniif, Walen, aodJen ans
metblide GRANDDAUGHTER. Efipatsim.
met, nit alien n1obernen 8eqnemli9-
tetten a1sgeftattet, iteben ben 36g.
lingen s1tr @erfiignng. Mit qbigem
Snftt,te 1T cine Gdnle fnr auaben
bon 6 Bis IL Sabren berbnnoen. @e.
gen NSberem tuen6e man iiiid5 an
Sister Directress, o. S. B.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1922-08-10
XII.

Subert 8ielidopsfD bate feline
ungeouIo falm meiltern f0nnen.
Simmer tpieoer blidte er aus Dem
6enfter oes Mutos. mod ben Sdl1-
fern nn6 8inen, Sic Doriiberflogen.
Ser @agen io1tlte in raienoem Cent
po sic breite 2an6itraBe entlarg.
@noli9 Fam oas 3iel Der Sabrt
in 5ibtl
Die Merpenbeilanitalt bes Hrofei-
for Seler.
Gin nnminfurli9es 5@auoern
iduttelte &ubert 8ieli6onsfD.
Mrme &el, mas magit Dn gelitten
baben? oadte er uno elite rai6
ben Gubmeg e11tlang nod benz Gin
gang our MnitaH.
lngeitiim rib er an Der @lofe.
MIs bdtte man i'm bereits ertDartet,
10 RAID muroe 6as Gor geoffnet uro
linn ginlaB getpdbrt.
Gin 81rter fiibrte i'm in baS Dir
%beits3immer oes Brofeilors, no cine
fnr5e Musiprade Der beiben &errer
erfolgte uno Subert aus Der @r5db,
lung oes Brofeiiors entnabtn, oaB
fem nnoerer aIS oieier Srortg Sci
bier III Sic glnltolt gebradt botte.
Brofellor &eder NOR piteno, bob
oieier @auner linn einen iolde1l
Strei6 geipieIt bette, uno CT BON
ei1tem Sp1itapler nberliitet iDoroen
mar. Ct fiirdtete fir ieinen Gnf
als NiDdiater, tpel1r befa11f tp,1r.
Sc, oaB oas Dpfer eif1es roffittiertetl
The Washington times., 1922-02-19

TT wo1iA b . grave mistake for
any youns M. Just out q
high school or college to adopt
burglary - . profession. The -
fined art Of burglars 10 becoming
more and moro disoouraging as
time wears on.
The other day l was taken firmly
BY the hand and led through . new
New York bank, which 10 said to
be somewhat adjacent to the last
word in banks. felt as out Of
place In that institution as q Bol
shevik In q dress suit. and my en-
vironment didn't seem to 6t me
but II was an interesting diver
sion My description Of the bank
Ing institution will be impression
istic and not technical.
The directors room Is complet,
In every detail. with fine high bras
cuspidors and . long mahogany
table upon which the directors car
rest their feet when not using
them.
All in all. the bank looks like a
perfectly corking place TO spend a
rainy afternoon among the money,
n they would only grant one .
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
Burglary a Losing Art

wife tAst - I'D sIsut tAs nishe
WITH . sssk lodss brother.
They have cute Machine which
tells st . glance how much you
have overdrawn your account. and
the click of the adding machines
makes the place SCUM. like q West.
ern Union telegraph office on cleo
lion night
The cellar b downstairs IN this
Dank, and there the vaults are 10
Gated. The bars on the door are
50 close together that you can't
reach your hand in II you are wear
ing . wrist watch. and II you did
squeeze It through It would do you
no good, for the secondary door is
ocated about twenty-five feet fur
her back and about thirty feet
inside Of the secondary door is
where the money Ioafs around
There are three clocks on the main
vault door. which seems rather
queer to me. I can't see why every
body in the bant has 10 20 away
down IN the basement TO see what
time II 10. But, time IL precious
and perhaps that II why they keep
Il there.
II Is pleasant to wander around
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
Her Mistake.

A DINNER party was in progress.
"a The pronteer's wife was taken
in to dinner BY . very untidy.
looking man who was . famous
musician.
The hostess, trying to make
things easy for the lady, whose edu
cation had been sadly neglected, OK
planned that this man was . well
known conductor. So the profteers
wife began, in her most insratiating
manner. as soon a. the party had
taken their seats, II am sure I know
your face; you're . conductor,
aren't your
II am he replied.
81 knew IT," she said, cisppins her
hands; "and you're on the u bus
on Fifth avenue. and the other
morning you gave me . bad dime,
and you
A strange expression in his eyes
stopped her short .-.---'..
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
1000 Years More or
Less Ago Today

A V s::;::' '''''"''
80 Ajax defisd the lightning
ssot b him By . hootch manufao-
Ssrsr IN New Jersey.
sisyphus rolled . Stone svsr to
Maiden Lane 70 bunch q jewelers.
- learn III value.
Adam and Eve had . falling cut
0ver . pippin. Caesar and Antony
had . falling out over . peach.
Dcmosthenss began reading 0rsn
vflis Neisers How to Speak IN
/ Public
Nero made application for Nom
bership In Musicians Union No. 4.
Queen Elizabeth walked over s'r
walter Raleigh's coat (Thereaftsi
instead Of referring to his coat Of
arms he called It his coat Of feet.)
Columbus purchases an auto road
map IN order to assist himself in
finding the proper roads over which
he can travel TO discover America
Fulton discovered steam boat,
which IL still used By the Lacka-
wanna ferry.
Cain slew Abel and David killed
Goliath, and earelessness on the
part Of the New York police blamed
Cor both murders.
Washington threw . coin across
me Potomac. (Sincs he heard
about this Harry Lauder visits the
banks Of the sPotoiaso ever time he
comes to America)
Lincoln gave New Jersey State
Road Commission permission to
name . highway after him.
James Watt builds nrst locomo-
i've and Erie Railroad stu using It
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
Whv He Liked Il,

A YOUNG chaplain found . con-
"a Wet feeding a rat.
"Ha! 90 you have a pet, eh?" he
inquired
yes, SIR" replied the convict, his
hoarse voice softening and a gentle
smile Illuminating his hard face.
II think more Of this rat than do
Of any living creature!"
The chaplain laid his hand vn the
mans shoulder.
I'm every man. he said, "thers
Is something good II you can but
find It. How came you to take such
q fancy to this rat?"
Came Ne answer: at bit the
warden. sir
The Washington times., 1922-02-19

fftsSs ssiit.ds q saoh times, whfsA
tAsy - - ~ vaults ars Iargs
and airy With eps. pl.mstns aad
southern exposure and hot and cold
drafts. Thsy contain electric
lights and bsamed ceilings and are
close TO the car lines and within
walking distance Of three o. four
railroad stations. The main door
Of the vault room weighs - tons
and It would take . very strong
nan to lift It OF the hinges with
ut assistance.
In the counting room the bat
cry OF bookkeepers 10 located di
ectly behind the battery Of tellert
md the bookkeepers have an Gle
can't range on you before you can
got up TO the teller's window with
a check. He has got your number
before the teller can reach for the
money. r. you are non compos
mentis at the bank the bookkeeper
hollers: MIX" to the teller and
your financial cake has turned into
Q large batch Of dough. A man
would have as much chance to got
a phony check THROUGH iN'' insti-
tuition 90 he has Of eeayiaeIng his
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
From Here and There
Tactful.

HVOU have heard what the last
witness said" persisted coun.
. sci, "and yet your evidence is to the
contrary. Am I to infer that you
wish to throw doubt on her veracI
ity?"
The polite young man waved q
deprecating hand.
mot at ALL" he replied. 81 merely
wish to make II clear what liar I
am II she's speaking the truth"
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
(By r. X. N.Y.

smeas TIE sesd and silver snd -
lowIbacka, sat ne drawbenk to
such IN sxoursioa Il that . frisodly
and solicitous coast guard IN uni
form remains close BY ones elbow
vouchsafing much useful informa-
ton but no freedom at all. He 10
a pleasant person. but I gathered
remotely that he = OF . somewhat
suspicious disposition. They are
great entertainers In that bank,
They never leave . guest alone By
himself for one minute. Such con-
stancy have seldom seen. We
liked this party and enjoyed his
Inc of chatter, but four or ave min
utes alone with that money might
rave lifted us forever out Of the
Tough Of Journalism.
Opportunity. with . husky guard
attached, n the bunk. and doesn't
Knock even once At your door.
A trip through. this bank has
cured me forever Of the ambition
to become . burglar. a. I figure Il
would take sven . postgraduate
burglar about four years to get
hold Of . nickel.
Otherwise n 10 . very nice bank.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
Hard on the Judge.

ONE Irishwoman was suing an
~ other for Islander. When the
plaintiff entered the witness boy
her counsel said to her, Nov
madam. Just tell the court what tn,
defendant said about you"
"oh. l cannot" she replied hest
tatingly.
But, madam, you must" counse'
insisted; the whole case hangs or
your testimony"
But II isn't At for any decent per
son to hear" replied the witness.
"Ah. in that case" answered the
lawyer, "iust step up to the Judge
and whisper 1t In his ear
The Washington times., 1922-02-19
Why Not, Indeedf

CCHo0L teachers. who live In An
- atmosphere Of my word IL law"
tend to beook,e arbitrary At times.
At jamaica the other day . school
mistress who was shepherdins a
chat.erins Nature Study expedition
asked, Does this train 60 to Oyster
Bay7"
"No," said the porter.
why notf" demanded the mis-.
trsss.
The Washington times., 1922-02-19

No, Tsbitha. n wouiA not - s|
rood idea to name your twins Prank
and outspoksn-sspsoially II they
are girls. II they are boys call one!
Cupid and the other Stupid. Thus
you pay . tribute to the little god
Of love and also to your husband.