The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-02-04

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NTOSEY WAS in the fiat next to the
y one IN which there was being gwen
what is generally known as an
"Arbucke party" In listening in on the
party Nosey found out that several male
society lions were giving IT and the Ia
dies were also on the social register, ! he
funny part OF 1t all was that one OF the
gentlemen could not get rid OF one OF
his painted ladies' OF the underworld,
and therefore had to bring her along TO
share drinks and break bread with the
society ladies'. He had instructed the
painted one to try and act like lady
and not forget herself either in her Ian
guage or in her actions. Before the
party was over it was evident that the
society ladies' were trying their best to
act like ladies' % OF the underworld
and the LADY % OF the underworld was
trying TO act like society folks. The
gentlemen ran true to form, and there
fore the party was a success. This city
Is really democratic and cosmopolitan
after dark, anyway. Why get out OF
line2
x NE NEVER knows when he is GO
| ing to run up on true genius or
when he Is going to see the work
ing out Of an inspiration. Noscy ran
upon dapper young man sitting on a
broken chair moaning-realy moan
ing out what sounded TO Nosey like the
best blues ever written. The young man
was in hole. He had pawned his best
suit to one of his cronies and camp fol-
lers and intended to redeem It out OF his
next pay Il hat very day he was fired
from his perfectly good job. No suit
No money. Therefore-"S uitless Blues
and The Iobless Blues It might hap
pen 10 any Of Us these days SO one better
LAY soft pedal even though he is flying
high.
5-A-NHIP Whitaker
cAFETY FIRST ought to be the
y motto OF all who handle 'hootch ~
- Tor It works in mysterious ways It's
wonders 10 perform. AT party down
behind dear old State street the other
night, all went well. Guests slipped their
sparkling liquors in ease and comfort
tipped cigarettes. Suddenly a loud cN-
plosion followed by a kissing and siz-
ling much like would happen ii a loco
motive would explode. Ladies made hur-
red and unladylikc exits through doors
and windows and ran frantioally down
the street, Noscy approached the scene
with others who were attracted by tho
loud report As Nosey came within sixty
ieet OF the house his keen nostrils de-
teeted an odor much like that which j.
aid to hover over the hills OF old Ken
lucky where the moon shines mcrrily"
Too much pressure on the old still and
not enough attention broke up the par
ty. This should be warning to all the
wealthy class who like 10 see the moon
SHINE merrily on their parties.
HNERY NIGHT something happens
over east near that delightful little
park Nosey was taking his night
" walk the other night and he heard
what ne took to be a lovers quarrel, but
which later developed into a fuss. The
- SAID that she would get him il il took
al week. She tried him with her fists
and then they changed to bit OF wrest-
Ing Then a shot rang out IN the night
Nosey thought that she had shot the man
because he yelled, "Oh, honey, you have
shot mep She stopped her beating and
aid. Shut up you fool; those we're my
teeth you iet" On investigation Noscy
iound ont that the shooting was fifty feet
away. Another couple were trying TO
,eule their differences All the injury
done was a broken glass in a nearby
building Now Nosey includes this
neighborhood every night in his ramblcs.
lie likes excitement, even if the people
m the neighborhood do not.
XIOU CAN BET that society is in
Y Tor another great shape up' Nos
ey has been trailing for some time
the gossip about some OF the high ups. "
Last Saturday night Nosey listened in
on conversation which indicated that
one OF the highest up" had determined
10 make a striking example Of all OF the
parties who are involved in this most
'seandalous scandal" Nosey listened to
the social leaders planning to boycott
and ostracise these terrible persons, -
and from their plans Nosey concluded
that these persons might just as well
pack their things and leave or be pre-
pared for the worst Nosey smiled as he
listened because he knew that if ever
these persons started retalisting on those
highest up" then there would be one Of
the worst mud-slinging contests ever
staged in Chicago Nosey smiled and
lid iI ri IL come"