Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-05-26


tie notice in our personal column
stating that you have written some
lines in which you show a firm grasp
of spelling and punctuation"
Quite True, Stubbins.-The English
tourist approached Farmer Stubbins.
.'How charming are those surround
ings, sir" she began smilingly,.
"They be, madam" replied the
farmer. ::
.And how sweet the song of the
thrush she continued.
AYE, madam" returned the son OF
soil; 'but the song o. tn thrush Is
nought compared with tn lay O. tn
. EN-"
Guided by the Union.-Two musi-
clans sat in a concert hall listening to
a famous orchestra selection.
After a while the first musician
hissed flercely into his friends car.
'sThei fools are playing this move
n1ent too slowly much too slowly"
4 The other musician hissed back:
i "Yes, expect their union only al
lows them to play so many notes an
hour!'
TIE Hidden Power. Jones was
busily welding a paint brush. A
wculd-be caller stopped.
us your wife at home, Mr.. Jones'"
she asked. Jones was equal to e. the
occasion.
.'My dear madam" he replied. "do
YOU imagine for one moment that l
would be doing this n she wasn't?"
In the Artists Studio-Captain OF
Commerce-"D'you sell them?"
Artist Gin hope)-"oh, yes. certain
ly,".A
Captain Of Commerce-"Young man.
come with me. I've been looking for
} salesman like you for rs."-Sydney
Bulletin.
.-!-!!-!!W - Clergyman - II
brought back the secondhand carl l
bought from you last week. 1t Is too
obstreperous:
Dealer-"What's wrong? Can't you
run it?"
Chrgyman-"Nota and stay in the
ministry"-Motor Life.
the
lucky chap at the wedding this morn
ing?"
"The best man. saw him kiss the
bride three times when the groom
wasn't looking"
A Timely Departure.--"How dia
the checker game come out|' asked
the mayor of ofsGoshwump.
"Wal," answered the proprietor OF
the New York, Boston & Chicago
Corner Grocery & Dry Goods Empor-
ium, "the boys figgered out that II
Heck hadn't up and died, Seth would
probly of beat him."
Taking a Chance.-Magistrate OF
Irish Court (after a turbulent scene
amongst general public)-"The next
person that shouts Down with'Eng-
land, I'll have thrown out into the
street" =,
Prisoner (excitedly)-"Down wid
England!"-London Opinion.
otbers.-Mrs. Crabshaw: I think
this radio broadcasting is just Won
derful.
Crabshaw: Umph! / know a whole
bunch of you women in this neighbor-
hood who've been in the broadcasting
business for years.-Waterbury Amer
lean.
-Sittine-Cyins." - Vet
No. 1: That politician has a pose for
every occasion"
Vet. No. g: "Just how?"
Vet. No. l: "Well, he stood fol. ad-
justed compensation. sat in the sem
ate, and then laid down on the job
Flapper Drapery.-She wears a peri
winkle hat;
Her skirt is deeply fringed and
BRIEF:
Her knees are bare, bat still, at
that.
Her scanty outfit beats a leaf
0Gtde
Faithless Jack.-He continuing his
narratives): "And there | was.close up
to one of those Big Berthas."
She: "Oh. Jack, you horrid thing!
And you told me you'd never looked at
n girl over there" ..
r. Larger Exemption Helps.-"I Won
der why Bill married."
$50 as to have some one to help
him live within his income; he
couldn't do it alone."-New York
Morning Telegraph.
BY the Sideshow Tent.-"Is the