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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1922-01-10

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The Washington times., 1922-01-08
Bv MILDRED BROWN

you give good tme all have to do just
in society columns and pick that appeals to
night that convenient and just call the hostess and
tell her that having dinner party Of fifteen twenty
thought you'd like bring them around aftewad
she hesates and that she is afraid that her ball
limited why just because there will be such
Q crowd that you won't be noticed.
One elderly LADY, En- who is Of the jewellers here and
hasn't Of the since her daughter made
thirty said she didn't what
think and when somebody called her the other day ask they
could bring party Of ten, she said: Why I'm not giving
charity ball"
suppose the will issuing cards of adm
and have box Office the door, and hostess have
color card and the other another there won't be
ping cards. cause might be exctni
than the other and everybody would to that
Well, EN-, Uncle Chris has stopped snoring Cousin
Clement has started talking about something ee and III
and visit taem for swhie
Goodbyn 'sares and hope haven't broken
I o SUE
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

could had pants not The garment
fit him neat and snug a tent
His speciality picking locks although in lean times he would
snatch few occasionally into circus mob and his
many pockets conditions permitted He used work
cooperation bay artist who would hypnotize
and then to keep their hands their Wallets
The would the old tobacco sack intact and
Cedric would the and dive into the right pocket when they
got their minds off their rolls
had various DISCUSSES Of getting into mob and then making
favorite method roller skates and
When this theory got threadbare he
walking in backward the ticket taker would think he
going out.
pecuiarites porcupine is of quilts AS
lock Instead of wearing his keys
he his rings This another of his doy
CRASHES.
people thinking him ootpad they thought him Just
attention to fool and that's what
do-throw off his trail In short thought
steal On the other thumb took
pity proffered him graues to and including the
denomination Of thin dime.
prime his second childhood that the
him snatchd from his esde by the
strong Instead Of improving his morals. she fell
victim arrested indicted
victed of shopliftng.
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

THE BURGLARS BLUE, BOOK = =

Her defense was sefsuppo that her
husband old and feeble that he could not pr
young and active and that she
highways and byways and snatch what
she could In order to keep the two Of 'em alive.
occupies the records
petit larceny happened the lead
ing urs citing precedent when they to
get the of "a client reduced.
Attorneys years the evidence After thoroughly
confusing jury all the facts they finally rested their
the merits but unconmed suspicion that the Jury
honest
gentlemen stayed out something like three months Then
tered back with verdict Of guilty Of something
other In the first degree.
Judge sentenced Cercs wife TO life imprisonment but plea
cmncy reduced the fine to nineynne The old
lady with gratitude she dropped dead with enlarge
ment Of the arteries.
Having ruined his life and suled to slight extent that Of
his wool Cedric made himself to right He took
correspondence school honesty and forged all Of the
examinations When he finally got his diploma he
caught In his rascaliy
Rushing postmaster asked him tell him
"Why it's dpomy" spooed the old letter admiral whats
ter, can't you read?"
Naw can't read guzzled Cedric "Whut the
durn thing to met"
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
BY CAROLYN VANCE

Blanton, Q school teacher Of Texas
and . sister Of Congressman Blan-
ton. has been appointed to the posi-
ton Of State superintendent Of pub
Ito schools. Mary Stewart. a former
professor of English and Latin In
the University Of Montana, has besn
appointed to the position Of chief
United States Junior Employment
Service by President Harding a. q
reward for her work in the Republi-
can woman's executive committee.
Nurses who have been rewarded
with political plums are Major Julia
stinson, head Of the War Depart
ment nurses. and Miss Lucy Mime
erode, chief Of women's Nursing
Public Health Service
Mrs. Maud Wood Park was trav-
eler and lecturer before she became
legislative chairman Of the League
of Women Voters. Helen Gardner.
one of the three Civil Service Com
missioners, was q clever fictionist.
well known in the national maya
zines before she assumed office. She
still uses her pen name, rs she was
the wife of Colonel Day. now dead.
Mrs. Eleanor Franklin Egan. APP
pointed by the President to the ad-
visory committee. is another woman
writer to receive political rsoegni-
tAon-
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

Pardon and attendant interrupted the manuac
81 have looked the figures There and
onehaf men in the United States"
Thanks offered the manufacturer. "As saying will put
to work. Say and he turned to special telephone
DEVICE "who the 'onehaf just cracked about?"
The answered.
just lost his legs in that cutting machine
that patented to make do the work Of 97S2 men,"
"Gve him tonight off them" great
paused allow his customary magnany sink
in on his Office staff "As saying"
Pardon" It the attendant again. Had my
figures Twin boys have been born
the handle adjusting department That makes
As saying, the manufacturer continued
5S96,236 to work. Say" he beloved his cam
cisve way what about that half a mann"
HE just died." the attendant put in
Send him half dozen artificial
planned that is efficiency Nothing wasted Artificial
funeral perhaps basket Of artificial fruit again
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

be Of grand opera timbre has been
used to good effect in the recent
Republican campaign when she
had q voice In the inner councils
Of the grand old party. Mary Ander-
son. a political appointee to head Of
the Woman's Industrial bureau In
the Department Of Labor, was one
Of the humblest workers after CON-
ing to America from Sweden. She
rose from q worker In q shoe fac-
tory to one Of the highest positions
In Washington. In immediate con-
trast to her career IL that Of Mrs.
Norman d. R whitehouse, one Of
the social leaders Of New York. who
has gone into business a. . manu-
facturer- Of leather goods but who
still keeps her keen interest In
politics.
Just now she holds no political
office because she In q loyal Demo-
crat. but under President Wilson
she was sent on . diplomatic mis-
sion to Europe because Of her poll
teal acumen and the fact that she
had ertree to court circles because
of her social position.
School teachers in abundance have
been attracted to politics. no doubt
fired by the example Of former Presi-
dsnt Wilson. Miss Annie Web
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who Is striving to become one of
Names solons, has been trying to
make two blades of grass grow on a
rundown farm family where one
grew before.
Mary Risteau, a practical farmer,
In the political Maud Mueller OF
Maryland. She is running for the
legislature, but she declares she Is
moro Of hand running a tractor.
She gained the sobriquet of Maud
Mueller when she declined to attend
q political conference on the ground
that she had to NOV the hay.
Making hay while the sun shines.
while applicable to politics. has a
very literal application, and get.
ting hay into a barn before It rains
Il q feat to be compared with
political coup at any time. While
she has been dubbed Maud Mueller,
she has yet to marry the Judge
which would make q grand ending
to q political romance no doubt.
Alice Robertson, the distinguished
restaurateur In Congress, quit
feeding q lot Of male oklahomans to
come to Washington. There Is not
the slightest doubt that Miss Alice
won on the merits of her cookery,
that she discovered the way to Q
mans vote u through his stomach.
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

~ every has his dayor rather his week-and this has
staistcans' darling, the week after New
all the other hold forth
hearts how Deaths births and
this than Ford
sold than Dodgs and how people arrested
last year for having their numbers!
dear, their week.
And while all the back
q
Christmas precious
the delegates forgotten.
being subdeb and Clement
I've back here to write and left him
who already noddng his chair "How people
Sunday Sunday"
and Glow harcuts he'd had week this
and bow meals had of the turkey this than
last, etc, ETC., etc, etc"
And because ALSO wanted to get Uncle Chris
vting him New Year
Cousin Clement
by asking three quesionsHow children golden
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
GENE FOWLEE

getting abn remedies to prospective
victims who might lazy the job. He added:
What fertilizers and the nitrates the ntes
burning by nobody will have
time Sect No soldiers fgh No fight war;
But with utimatm Of hght will it the end
Of mazmony, Of marriage?"
~ can't be expected think Of everything he observed, toying
which
"But Just watch rather
this idea Of threatened wormn reporter
aske ast question.
"Whers do propose your steamf"
"Ah" this humble
million dollars
amazing million dollars,
will pped Muscle Bound Shadows q
apartment housed"
edge that in that plant would need fire
soothing plaster for scads cheeed him mmesuraby until he
remembered that he had wait until he his
could get . prescription brace the
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

Dr.. Amy X. Korner. twenty-<hrss
years old. mayor Of Fairport, Ohio,
Is the sensation in feminine political
circles. She was elected on Q plat
form promising to suppress the boot
Logging industry. DR.. valeria Parker,
another woman physician. has been
recently appointed executive score
tary Of the Federal Interdepart.
mental Social Hygiene Board.
The legal profession has con-
tributed many women to public Of
flee just an II has men. Mrs. Mabel
w. Willebrandt. the Assistant
United States Attorney General. was
a lawyer on the Pacific coast before
taking up her duties in Washington.
Catherine Waugh Mccullough.
lawyer, who began her political
life as a Justice Of the peace. -
now q judge Of the Criminal Court
in Chicago. the first woman GRIM
inal court Judge. Miss Elizabeth
Brandeis, the daughter. of Justice
of the Supreme Court, 10 q girl
who preferred the honors Of politi-
cal office to butterflying around in
society. She was recently APP
pointed as secretary Of the Distric'
Minimum Wage Board. The home
keepers Of the nation have con-
tributed such women to Public Life
as Harriet Taylor Upton, Mary
0errst Hay and Mrs.. 0ssrgs BasA
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

workers. physicians ana nurses Of
the feminine persuasion have been
irresistibly drawn into the political
vortex.
Much dire prediction was INDUCED
In during the pre-female voting era
about the desertion Of the fireside
for the arena Of politics.
But no doubt moro strenuous op-
position to the acknowledgment of
women would have resulted than
there was IL It could have been
foreseen that actresses would walk
Off the stage forever turning but
to flip q sign of derision at the
bald head row. that stenographers
would give final vicious jab at
their typewriters to 20 out and mount
soap box and plead for public Office.
II Il could have been foreseen that
not only wives but secretaries.
cooks. manicurists. nurses, and the
whole feminine world would desert
them. the men would have put up
more than the forty years of strenu.
Gus opposition than they did per.
haps.
Female farmers rank quite high
numerically in the list OF feminine
candidates for office and office hold.
ers. Miss Nettie Burieigh. Of Maine.
. Veil known figure In that STATE.
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
sdentials at Functions Of the Elite.

As was saying, I will put to work" ~
Pardon and the attendant laden with
figures but he waved aside by the busy manufacturer who sad
That's quite all right. Quit figuring until 3rook
interview with Sir Philip Bibb of the London Daily Female
have put enough work in day, haven't II"
But about speak Of fizers the interviewer
tured to prompt the great manufacturer
81 always speak of them" he confessed "And why We
well be frank And thus fool prevent
In fact, 1t myself will put work
each tea kettle and than
million kettles this that Sir Thomas Upton
ceeded in putting prohibition into effect WILL conjunction with
inventor friend Of min secret kind Of into each
kettle while it is under construction.
Indeed will have the there before
ties begun will be arranged that stops
KETTLE the steam will follow him like
until he back to work."
The kettle this
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
COLD

NHE kettle manufacturer
the interview He said that he would
lows from tho Government once,
Not only would the niates extracted
fertilizer than needed the date Sahara figs
would benefit at and the time.
"What war;" he asked when nobody
tell It Il the bankers, banke-I don't know how
the Of You you haven't any
money in It don't draw unless you
Naturally this gets all you 20 to war; But
when buy Muscle Bound Shadows stop silly business Of
IT, indeed, do stop all Of business"
"What IL your plan, II any7" he was asked.
ANY the reply given with rare
smiles characteristic of the reflective moods
"Any is right"
"But tell resources Of Muscle Bound
Shadows and why does former Premier Nuy to
build batleships Of they will be self
GLADLY replied the manufacturer viii nut
25,S97,458 M to work. ~
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
WOMEN WHO LEAVE THE FIRESIDE
EooTLIGHTs. farms. ana fir.,
sides have been forsaken by
woman for tha IN scfn n fiop ~

EooTLIaHTs. farms. and nr,,
sides have been forsaken by
women for the fascination of
NE field Of politics.
Actresses, farmerettes. and home
makers, In other less alliterative
words arc feeling the lure Of public
office and are striving for It along
with feminine opera singers, law
yers, writer's, sto.
II one-haif Of tho feminine popu-
lation Of the United States have
their eyes turned Los Angelesward
the other half must have its orbs
trained on Washington and the
State capitals.
Tho lure Of the movies 10 seeing q
deadly rival develop In the lure of
politics for women. Unlike the
movies, politics does not only at
tract tho flappcr. though even they
are in the running for public office.
a. witness the twenty.three-year-old
mayor elected out In Fairfield. Ohio.
the other day. but tho dowager an
well and all ages in between. The
lure OF politics claims It's victims,
as the subjects Of all lures are call
cd, from all ages and from all walAs
Of life. ...
Social leaders ana bellies. primary
schoor teachers and university pro-
fsssors. businaas women And trads
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
By DAMON RUNYON

Then makes him buy shirts made to order and quit turning
cufs Furthermore she has him getting his necies in Fifth
of Bowery But the most horrible
thing which happens to Bill she backs him into shoe shop
makes him shoes made ct forty bucks pair
Up this time Bill does know there whole shoe stores
worth this much dough- and he in serious condition for some
weeks
Well again, time he thinks Of how
the him he has relapse He looks
spruce clipper chicken but there joy what
his life, Of the DID mob him coming
take air. because bear to look such living tragedy
OF the moral that sucker TO let doll do such
thing him. but when love the chances he not
responsible. 49,. $500 ............
By the tai
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

since infancy by spending He always buys walking
plenty hoofng street fare
he that he buys when he
army after the Spanish American
ceulod collars and poshe them himself He turns his
meal in his life that than fifty
holidays because in between twob meal
is a spread for him.
sir Bill tight but saying he is bad and
Every time he thinks of how much
bank which his friends figure plenty
Bill all pleasured he is pretty good
WE'LL finally happens he falls love with doll,
or anyway liking e which the thing,
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

and the first thing anybody knows he around saying he figuring
getting himself married
Furthermore looks like serious proposition, Bill getting
his hair three weeks when he has done
before inside of three months The next thing anybody knows Bill
buys himself suit Of Clothes and takes to wearing linen collars
Finally the blow-of Bill married this doll who
such badookr think and full Of speed at that
Then the tragedy in Bills life that telling about
this doll seeing well
shooting Bill into the best tlors the and making him
spend hundred and fifty bucks for suit The first time Bill lays
this kind of nothing suit they
bad spell of blood pressure but he out Of all right
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

WY ELL, sir will you terrible tragedy in the life
W. friend of mine by the of William Hemingway who
s called Bill for short.
This Bill fine anybody will wish to except
q little careful with his dough- In he is tight
Bill in the
of his dough.
guys say tight carry armoad
Albany and while
Bill such thing have doubt he do it, because he
lives furnished and he likes home early to
his moneys worth out Of his bed.
This Bill a fellow fifty that he call
foryhree saving his dough
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

Mrs. Fletcher Dobbins, of Chicago,
deserted grand opera for politics.
She would, II seems, rather be presi-
dent than prima donna Her
voice which has been declared u
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

cedric McCUE, his tribe decrease suddenly came to the
realization that he had to straight But SO late in
life after epidemic Of recurring nightly sin maneuver
ing killed him dead with
nobody much left to him.
age he became the victim Of the
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

Some Of her female opponents in
the game Of politics have been heard
to remark that doubtless a good cook
was spoiled in making q poor
Consresswoman.
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

Anyway the diploma all stenced gold letters and
Cedric started huntn around for
somebody dumbe than himself and only took him afternoon
TO find his victim.
for Cedric
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

him. To the casual observer
would call catch for girl One hssy
indicate that the match
There MUST have been LOVE there
both
prince pcpock but he the ragged
peer scued Of rundown
his shoeops and
The Washington times., 1922-01-08
SUB=DEB SUE ON STATISTICS

Sunday School this Sunday than the last time he went to
School New Year? How preferred
buckweat cakes for breakfast? and how
muaches this than last?
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

important looking certificate Of merit
bank sold 1t the dumbel cashier Mongofan
old walked Of that vault with
much money he soopshouldered.
He died in refined ustabe old and
httingy buried in the Potters Field. ~"
The Washington times., 1922-01-08

You know, En- darling, get started figuring up
those things and that's what he has
Speaking Of appropriate people parties there's absolute
deciding that this town.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18

Mrs. R. W. Chandler spent
first of the week in Little Rock.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18

T. G. Hulsey, of st. Louis, is
visiting his mother here.
Rev. W. A. Sullivan has re-
turned from a few days stay in
Drew.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Mckenzie
and children, of Nashville, are
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. D. L.
Mckenzie.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Rubel visited
their daughter, Mrs. Gus
Wachtel, in Macon, Georgia,
first of the week.
Hon. N. w. Bradford, of
Houston, was the guest Of his
son-in-l law and daughter, Mr..
and Mrs. E. E. Sedberry, Sun
day.
Mrs. 7. J. Chambers has
bought the Vogue Hat Shop
which has been owned and man
aged by Mrs. Pearl Murfee for the
past few years. Mrs. Chambers
took charge of this fashionable
shop, Monday and will be glad to
see her friends and acquaintan-
ces there.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18

. Rev. E. H. Cunningham spent
first of the week in Jackson.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18
Twentieth Century Club

Mrs. Fred McGehee was the
hostess of the Twentieth Cen.
fury Club Tuesday afternoon en-.
pertaining at the home of her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. H.
LaGrdne. The president, Mrs.
Howard Murphree, presided in
her usual efficient manner.
AS club women and music
lovers throughout America are
observing Mcdowell week, a
special Mcdowell program,
cleverly arranged by the clubs
music chairman, Mrs. w.. H.
Davenport, was given. Mrs.
Howard McDuffie was leader for
the afternoon and the program
was unusually enjoyable. Mrs.
Eric Sedberry gave brief
sketch Of the life of Mcdowell,
proclaiming him Americas great
est pianist and composer and
stressing the fact that modern
artists are equal If not superior
to the old masters. Mrs. E. H.
Cunningham very ably discussed
MacDowelPs compositions, dwell
ing on his individuality as a
composer and naming Witches
Dance" and ITO a Wild Rose"
among his best works. Both of
these numbers were given, the
former having been played by
Mrs. Fred McGehee and the
latter sung by Mrs. Davenport.
Other numbers were two lovely
vocal solos by Miss Lucille Neu-
bert and beautifully executed
piano solo by Mrs. A. Melon
nell. Mrs. A. G. Rowe read an
interesting paper on the Peter
boro Colony, which she defined
as ''MacDowell's Dream Come
True.
The hostess was assisted by
her sisters, Miss nellie LaGrone
and little Miss Carolyn LaGrone,
in serving a delicious plate
luncheon. The guests, in adj
dition to the club members, were
Mrs. Charles McGehee, Mrs.
Stafford Brady and Miss Mary
Mckenzie.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18
OkOIOna Boy WEEDS in
West Point

The many OkoIona friends Of
George McGehee, only son Of
Mrs. Ida McGehee of this city,
will be interested in the follow
ing clipping from The Daily
Times Herald, of West Point:
ION Saturday night, January
thirteenth, Miss Susie Bradley,
the charming daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. T. A. Bradley, became
the bride of Mr.. George Nc
Gehee, of Okolona, Mississippi.
Rev. E. J. Caswell officiating.
They left Sunday afternoon for
their future home in Akron,
Ohio"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-01-18

The Junior Missionary Society
met with Truma Harris last Sat
urday. This was a business
meeting, the election of officers
having taken place as follows:
Elizabeth Davis, President.
Louise Miller, Vice President,
Velsie Lee Borden. Cor. Secy.,
Lillian Cox, Recording Secy.,
and Reporter, Ollie Kinds,
Treas, Sarah Cunningham,
Supt. of Study and Publishing,
and Truma Harris, Supt. of
Social Service.
The hostess then served deli
cious refreshments and we adj
journed to meet with Sarah
Cunningham the second Satur-
day of next month.
Reporter.