, 1922-01-04
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page Mime. Gaui-Curci!
We have heard SO much about the
worr~ng of the prohibition laws that
we are very happy to be able to re-
gale our select readers with an ac-
count Of its beneficial effects in New
Hampshire. This tale Of joy comes
from the Newport IN. 70 Republi-
can-Champion3
Considerable excitement prevailed
at the Newport House at about 8 o.
clock Friday morning when a young
man by the name of Curtiss Brassaw
made his entrance to the lobby of the
hotel only q few minutes after another
party had come in. He Immediately
made his way to the ladies' parlor.
which is up one flight of stairs, and
took a seat, w~hereupon the night clerk
Mr.. Langdell. escorted him down to
the office,
The clerk could not seem to ascer-
tain as to whether he young mar had
made a reservation, so called the head
clerk. Mr.. Nimky. Meanwhile Bras
saw had torn down an electric light
fixture over one of the writing desks.
broken two lights of glass iii the di-
ming room door and had drunk a bottle
of ink. He was obsessed with the l.
dea that he had purchased the hotel,
and had a right to stay there. Police
man Mason s. Colby was called by
4olA.1ann rn1p with fhn oodfcf nan nj
George E. Lewis, George Page, Ezra
Shattuck, Harold P. Shepard and
James Wright, placed him in the lock,
up. He was taken to his home on
Greenhurst Street later in the day.
A little over a month ago a baby
was born on a Northwestern train be
tween Riverton and Lander. This
was a genuine Pullman birth.
Our worthy brother, the Shoshon
Enterprise. reports that a Shoshon.
woman was much annoyed the Other
day by m%islaying her skirt. She final
ly found it in her glove.
We shall now cry, "Ichabodi Icha
bod!" The worst has come to pass
We shall not be at all astonished tt
hear that home brew has crept into
Heaven. now. For To-, it has reached
even unto the earthly Zion, that one
run by Wilbur Glenn voliva. And Il
hooch can get in there, why should We
serenely suppose that it n gs
by the gates of the other Zion? Mr.
Voliva O. shown us so often that the
Almighty cannot manage the worlt
without him that we fear for Eternity
The one thing we cannot get into
our heads is, how did the Almighty
get along as long as he did without
Mr.. Voliva?
We hear a great deal about the sad
lack of breeding in the United States;
it is constantly held up to us that we
are an unmannerly people. For the
edi1cation Of those who dwell upon
this depravity of Americans, we call
attention to the bandits who robbed
the State bank at Pana, H.. and shot
the cashier, Jack Villains. while do.
ing the job. They wrote to the woun-
ded man, Sorry we shot you. Jack
hope you make a speedy recovery
What more cOuld-the most fastidious
of us ask?
Among the most faithful friends of
the Enterprise, and one of the most
worthy Of all men from the point of
view of this %coluran, is H. Won o.. He
is an e%verpresent help in time of trou-
BILE, for he sends many hundreds of
notes and clippings to us. These he
takes from many sources, cuts them
out, and sends in little
bundles, each held together by an e.
lastic. We are more than grateful to
him; but we cannot help feeling that
he has taken advantage of his posi-
tion to foist off on us a pun so awful,
so unearthly in it's wild wickedness,
that we must express our righteous
wrath and Indignation. No sadder
penalty can we inhict than to repeat
the words he wrote. These are those:
Cody should soon be a musical cen
ter-because of the many rubber
bands, etc"
" .
We pause from crying "Ichabod'
some more only to ask what the etc
stands for? -utth
. .
However, this good friend is not
wholly r~eprehensible. He sometimes
springs n on us that appeals to us,
and brings to our worn a the glad
presence of a sunny smile. He oft
times recalls to us our childhood, and
the honest tear courses unchecked
adown IL swarthy cheek as we see
once more the uncle Toms Cabin"
of our innocence. H. Won U. writes:
turha uaooor e.. r,.oo1