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New-York tribune., 1922-09-17
Seven Rooms

Clinton Ave. 200. 6 batis1 ts.s4o-s2sYs.
NJ krasner. soc Broad ST
Mt Prospect Ave. BIG. $1,000
j. w Herbert. 81 Nassau St. n. Y,
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Six Rooms

Clinton Ave. 2se. s2.6eo-$sseo.
NJ hrasrer, SOC Broad ST
ut Prospect Ave. sis. $1,000.
J. w Herbert. 81 Nassau St. n. Y
Mt Prospect Ave. 4S9. si,Oso
Mr.. oathhaut. Park Ave. Prospect go
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Four Rooms
Three Rooms
NEWARK
Nine Rooms

Astor ST.. H. sf.s2o-si.soo
) Mcrkin. % sherman Ave. Newark
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Eight Rooms

Hamilton Ave. 96 1890
Yonkers Rlty. Exch. $50 So way.
South Broadway, $50. :I.92o.
Yonkers Realty Exoh., 3ss SO. Bway.
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RARE orroRruN1ry. stone and brct

RARE OPPORTUNITY, stone and brick
mansion Chester Hill. 16 spacious
rooms. large verandas and sun parlorS, all
modern improvements, 4 baths plenty Of
fruit trees and strawberries; garage for 4
cars; quarters for servants; plot 139X20S :;
valued at $4,000; will sell for $40 900 :;
terms TO suit; suitable for boarding house
or sanitarium. Apply CATALDO-POM-
PILI0, 10 w. sd St. Mount Vernon. sole
agents. Tel IIillcrest 20SS.
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HARRISON

7-RoOM Colonial house, ali improvements: {:
corner plot. 100xl0o; garage; 10 minutes
to train and trolley; Is minutes to Rye
Beach; price $4,000. A. l.. PHILLIPS g.
SON. owners and builders, "a and Henry SITS.
Harrison. v Y.
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NONKERS

ON THE HUDSON at Yonkers-Handsom
:, residence, 3 baths, electricity. hot water
shrubs, flowers; perfecx condition: no ox
pen peepdItures dntures required: sale necessary Offer
$SS9'00oo0 wanted cost to duplicate over
$4,000. BELLOWS & WARREN, 90 Getty
Square Yonkers '
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FOREST HILLS GARDENS.
LITTLE NECK
OWN YOUR owN HOME.

" y hNN-IN NFF-' HUMID
IS minutes out OF Penn. Station in Marathon
Park, Little Neck. Newly c0mpleted home
with all improvements Restricted locality
near station: excellent committing service.
Wondeffu location for doctor sii 900 -
s1a. 900. Easy terms. BsyEids IIss -
JOHN NJ. RIEHLE.
Sc William Street John sJGg.
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I'D ditional NeV Jersey
A partm ent Iiseings ors
Page g.
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Greenwich

GREENWICH, CoNN.--For sale. siy-room
cottage. nearly new, conveniently located
In attractive section plot s5x175 asking
s13.5o0: make offer sacrifice for quick
action. Phone Greenwich 1864.
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Connecticut
Norton Heights

FURNISHED Groom <:o1onal house all
improvements. acres; minutes from
station, hour to New York; Oct. to
June / 800 per month. Mrs Hume Le-
land, Noroton Heights. Conn, Phone
Darien 267.
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Westcl,ester

A NEW HOUSE at Fieldston. in beautiful
Riverdale section. New York City; 10
rooms. masters bedrooms baths, large
billiard or play room, separate garage;
plot 79x10o; easy terms; immediate pos
session. Albert E. Wheeler, Tibbett Ave
nue., Fieldston. Phone Kngsbrdge 3295.
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RICHMOND HILL

RICHMOND HIII.-Two- family house.
hollow tile. stuccc. best section @ or =
block from station. II rooms and bath. all
improvements. private driveway: qhs3
nth ST. Richmond Ifiu 4. STRADik
builder. Richmond Ilill 11IA
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Four Rooms

Clinton Ave, 2e9 sisoo-si.sse.
n. krasner. 500 BrosdsSt
Johnson Ave. fe sI,4s0
Sharm Consf &fnyessraent g-,r..
$50 Broad Sc.
johnson Ave. o. Si.44O.
sharn do Const Investment Corp
MI. Prospect Ave. SEQ 5000.
Jacob Heinocehowitx. 1S6 johnson Ave.
Mt Prospect Ave 4s5 $500
Geo. Reynolds 445 Mt Prospaes Ay.s
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NEW FAMILY HOUSES.
SOUTH YO%E EPS

~ IT IU.*fN FlINS.
siX-rom apartments, enclosed sun porch
'l!, So'usherh exposure; breakfast nook, bath.
with shower; double garages AIRTRT
IOohN OOD, builder, residence SAT Van
Cor'landt Park av, Phone 1904
ATTRACTIVE STUCCO HOME. , roo--7a
. z-car garage; restricted residential sec
ton; good school, nearby stores; 28 min
u6es ,6es from Grand Central Station owner.
ASf Lee aV' Phone Longacre 1900
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New Jersey

MONTCLA1R-Beau utifully furnished apart
lnent of rooms. 2 baths. porch con
venient to both trains; lease Oct. 1st to
May 1st. Phone 2S73-J.
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WEST END Av,, 41o (79th1-7 light rooms,
best class; bedrooms mahogany furnl-
ture piano; year. Schuyler 6l2S
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SUMMIT

SUMMIT, NEW JERSEY
Furnished or unfurnished, Groom house
Ing; eonvenieissS location. reasonab Ole. K
l2a, Tribune.
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Forest Hills Garden, Tennis p. $3.50.
Guyon l.. C. Earle. 35s 9Th Ave
Jamaica--Alsop cor. wllett ST., s7s2
Wohl Bros. Premises.
Kew Gardens--Austiu ST., $1.oso up.
Roanoke Const. Co. Premises.
Kew kensington Court. $500 UP.
Roanoke Const. CO. 1856 Fresh Pond Rd
Long Island City--Nott Ave, 172. $500.
Superintendent. Premises.
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BABYLON
Five Rooms

Boulevard. 2s72. si.2.0-s1. $40.
Superintendent; premises.
Boat wick Ave. l+f. 1900.
WoH. $50 Jackson Ave.
Forrest St. s33. $500.
Wolf. 3s9 jackson Ave.
Kearney Ave, 10. $3.50.
Wolf, 3s9 jackson Ave.
Four Rooms
boulevard. 2sTs. 5000 ii.oso.
uperintendent. TTemlssR
Boulevard. 2i2s. s672.
Wolf, $50 Jackson Ave.
Summit Ave, 6s2., $3.50.
Wolf. $50 jackson ave.
- -
Three Rooms
Henderson St. sa7. sI5s.
Wolf. $50 jackson Ave.
Tonnelc Ave. s $720.
Wolf. $50 Jackson Ave.
18th St. 1866. 1856.
Wolf. $50 Jackson Ave.
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81, $50 SECURES immediate possession; 3
bedrooms; good neighborhood convenient
railroad, stores. schools, churches, etc.
Owner. Box COO Tribune.
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Long Island

SUITES OF 1, and rooms with bath.
with complete hotel service, within nifty
minutes OF Pennsylvania Station, at 1920 a
month and UP.
THE NASSAU HOTEL, LONG BEACH, l.. /.
Open All Year.
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Sound Beach

ATTRACTIVE HOMES for rent for the
winter or year; property from $500 up
Why not build here this fall? Prices are
reasonable. G. B. DAVIDS, Riverside
Conn. Telephone Sound Beach 123.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17
WEST ORANGE

WEST ORANGE Dutch Colonial semi
bungalow, 8 rooms. all improvements,
including freplaces; desirable location
nrice $4,000 Owner, p. O. Box Sc, Orange,
N. J.
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SCARsDALE - $4,000 cash. balance 800
monthly, room house. improvements
attractiyely decorated. fireplaces; garage;
near schools Phone owner, Scarsdale 628,
or Murray Hill 5S18.
SCARSDALE--6 room cottage, improve
ments; shade trees; near station; $125.
Phone owner, Scarsdale 62S. or Murray
Hill 5S1S.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17
CRESTWOOD

NEW S1N-ROOM semi bungalow. all i'm
provements; high class residential sec
ton, near station $1,000; terms; Bergln
Park view. Tel. Tuckahoe 3444W or
Morningside 2594.
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PORT WASHINGTON. LONG ISLAND

$40 OOO-Plot 5ox125 New house. Living
room with fireplace; dining room
with sun parlor; kitchen; pantry
coat c.oseo on main moor. 3 bed-
rooms and tiled bath. Large open
attic. Hot water heat. Can be
financed with cash payment of
$1,000. and monthly payments same
rent.
WILLIAM f. SHEEHAN,
AT STATION. TELEPHONE 214
PORT WASHINGTON, LONG ISLAND.
OPEN SUNDAYS. OPEN SUNDAYS.
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ATTRACTIVE APARTMENT

! TWO ROOMS and bath, furnished or un-
| furnished, maid service. Ill w. 4Sd St,
| New York City.
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18TH ST. ao5-7 wEsT~-Reconstruc,e, oil
houses floor and basement, also i
duplex apartment garden box7o; terrace
fountain. pool. Q pergolaH; by year; mar,
ried couple only; inspection Monday.
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NEI Jersey

a
NEW JERSEY
JERSEY CITY
Seven Rooms
jackson Ave, AIT. $g4o.
Wolf. $50 Jackson Avs.
Six Rooms
Garfield Ave. sos. si.1an.
Wolf, $50 jackson Avs.
jackson Ave, AT. s720-
Welt. sss Jackson Ave,
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75TH ST, ioz wEsT-Sublet, three large
rocfsis, bath and kitchenette, completely
and beautifully furnished reasonable,
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17

sgd ST, 6t wEST--Two rooms, bath: beau.
tifui new apartment; see to appreciate
also seen evenings; may furnish. Super
intendent
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APARTMENTS TO 1Er-uNFuRN1sHEn
Manhattan

o6IH ST, 10 EAST-New apartment en-
tire 1oor rooms bath and kitchen
exceptionally attractive; S2,50O year. AID.
ply or phone Plaza 3991 after Sunday
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RYE
LARCHMONT MANOR

OWNER going away on business offers his
desirable frame and cement cottage for
sale; has rooms, attractiVely arranged. ,
baths hot water heat. gas, electric light .
garage and land 1o0Xl07. Asking $23, 500:
5000 cash balance on mortgage
EDWARD c. GRIFFIN,
10 Boston Post Road.
Phone 500. LARCHMONT. n. V
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Two Rooms
One Room

Forest Hills Garden. Tennis Pi C<) $500
Guyop L. c. Earle, 35s 5th Ave.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17

PORT WASHINGTON and PLANDoME
PORT WASHINGTON and PLANDoME.
Ideal home community.
36 minutes from Pennsylvania Station
HOMES from $500 to $500
ESTATES from $4,000 to $3.50 900
PLOTS $500 upwards
FURNISHED e. UNFURNfSHED RENTALS S
WILLIAM +. SHEEHAN,
AT STATION. TELEPHONE 2l4,
PORT WASHINGTON. LONG ISLAND
OPEN SUNDAYS. OPEN SUNDAYS.
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FOR SALE OR LEASE furnished or un-
furnished. stucco house. , rooms, 2 baths.
garage. on a beautifully shrubbed plot, 75x
l29, Telephone Pelham 5175
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Three Rooms
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Brooklyn

FLATBcsH
hiG 81 bARGAlN--9 room. new stucco house
near Ocean Parkway. every conceivable
modern Improvement; enclosed porch. ga
ns; Case; nrst mortgage to suit Address
OboBER A Court St, Brooklyn
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Seven Rooms

Hamilton Ave. %. $3.50.
Yonkers Rity. Exch, $50 So. B'way.
Post ST., Z. $1.44o.
Yonkers Rlty. Exch.. 3s9 So. B'way
South Broadway. 3se sl.f4o-si.sso.
Yonkers Realty Exch., $50 SO. B'way.
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QUEENS
Four Rooms

Kew Gardens-Pk. Ave. $1,000.
Kew Hall Co, Kew Gardens, l.. I.
Long Island City-Lowery st. $3.50
Roman-Callman Co. Bridge Plaza.
Long Island City--Nott Ave. 172 s72e.
Superintendent. Premises.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10
'sFantasy'' Jars Ears at
Chamber Music Concert
Modern Nondcscript Is Placed
OH Program With Beethoven,
Debussy and Saint-Saens
By II. f. Krehbiel

We are somewhat at loss as to
how to treat the concert given by the
New York Chamber Music Society at
Aeolan Hall last night. There were
thirteen ablc-bodied men and two en-
er9ctic women implicated in It, and
three highly respected and admirable
works by AS many musical gcniuscs
were performed. They were the Quin
tct in + fla. for pianofortc and wind
instruments, Op i6. by Beethoven; the
String Quartet in G minor. by Debussy,
and tho Scptct in Il fiat, for pinnoforte,
trumpet and strings. by Saint-Sacns.
The recent death Of the last Of these
great musicians suggests that in great
likelihood the Septct was put upon tho
program as tribute to his memory,
and as such might have been looked
upon as nn act Of pious respect, worthy,
proper and altogether laudab!c.
Into this excellent scheme Miss
Bccbc injected nondescript thing for
pianofortc and twelve other instru-
was Nine. Ethel Lcginska, who called
it "Fantasy.' and gave IL title,
"From a Life" and n communication
10 the newspaper printed last Sunday
conveyed the information that it vas
the first born Of the lady's bigger com
POSITIONS" and, though not program
matte, was dcsigncd to "rclatc a certain
phase of ones life tho early struggle
to keep ones ideals in spite Of disillu-
sionmcnt and hard knocks Whose
life? We do not know, and can only
hope that tho thing was without auto
biographies intent. In tho way Of
analytical commentary we Vnrc asked
to observe That in the first few pages
"a grim and sardonic vein" WAS lightly
touched and that this vein became more
and more predominant toward the end.
All OF this was puzzling to last
nights audience or ought TO have
been. The "Fantasy' was not the
product Of composition at all. Decom
position set in with its first note and
had developed into absurdity before
the end of the first page. After ten
minutes Of reiterated. unlovely discon-
ncctcd phrases the temptation to say
Leave off your damnablc faces and
begin" was all but irresistible. but the
grimacing continued to the end. which
WAS mcrcifully abrupt. Why was
dishonor done to the memory Of
Beethoven. Dcbussy and Saint Saens :?
What opinion has Miss Reebe Of the
Intelligence and taste Of her patrons :?
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

The slender form Of Irene Cas-
tie. beautifully gowncd, flashed and
whi,cd across the Palace stage
yesterday afternoon before an artis-
tic setting. If anything Irene Castle
appeared even more graceful and
charming than ever. and those who en-
Joy real dancing as distinguished from
the spine shaking. shoulders swaying
school will hnd genuine pleasure in
Watching her. There is not dancer
on tho stage who has her poisc
and distinction OF manner. William
Rcardon, Aer good looking dancing
partner. and DO lIupfcld, who plays
the piano and also composed the
music for the act, give her able as
slstancc. She makes ono mistake.
Although she apologies for at
tempting to sing and explains that she
has never had a voice. she proceeds to
sing. IL seems hardly wise to ON
phasizc a very evident fact She had
best give her whole attention to her
dancing and frocl:s.
Paul Norton Nlo Lewis and company
in "A broadway BUTTERFLY" farce
with music by Edgar Allan Woolf and
Harry Carroll: Herbert Williams and
Hilda Woifus, in their new Offering,
"From Soup to Nuts. ridiculous but
entertaining slArstick. and W. G..
FicldSs "Thc Family Ford" provide
plenty of comedy. Harry Carroll and
his "Narietics Of 1922" remain for a
second week. Bert Enrol. the man
with two voices: Low and Murdoch.
Daley. Mack and Daley. and the Six
uasScns complete the weeks excellent
bill
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These somewhat samovariovs

These somewhat, samovariovs ox-
"nclSes were performed last evening in
superior manner by tho company Of
tnc !ncatcr Guild in what seemed to
bc AN excellent translation from Tive
Nusa'an by Gregory Iilboorg Mr.
Richard fcnnc't achieved hnzardou4
inss in imncrsoNating 50 we'll tho kind
eyed "llc.' though at times, ono sus
prctod. his half-sinistcr laugh as
sumcd the characteristics Of q Whitney
\ tiny flaw. the mention Of which may
he ungracious. in view Of tho roles
difficulties Miss Margola Gilmore was
Of course, charming as the youthful
circus lady; and later III her strnssfu
moments OF hysteria She wrung the
nerves Of Il sophisticated audience Mr.
Frank Reicher, as the oily parent; Mis-,
Helen WestIey. a. the sullcn and in
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JOHN Charles Thomas Is
" inter Garden HeulIiner

.iohn Charles Thomas, the harytone,
who has been identified with the musi-
cal comedy stage for q number Of
Nears. appeared yesterday as The head
liner of the Shuhert vaudeville bill at
the Winter Garden. iic sang several
Of his old 'aVorites, among them being
selections from "Maytime. "Alone at
Last and apple Blossoms" AT the
cohclasIonshf his special vaudeville en-
gaggmte?,t, Thomas will go abroad to
study for grand opera.
Other numbers on the bill were
Mabel Withec and company in "Sally.
Irene and Mary; James Barton, in a
comedy presentation; Eddie Dowlns
monologist; Du-Calion. tho English
conversational comedian; Olga Mshha
and company. dancers: Zen Linn, com
edy Singer: General I'd LaVine. come
dian. and the Krcmka Brothers. novelty
acropats
Porter Emerson Brownies cNc-ac;
play "Marricd.' was offered yesterday
at tho i'orty-lourth Street Thcater as
.SNubert vaudeville attraction. Homer
IL. Mason and Marguerite keclcr Ap-
poArcd in the sketch Belle Story.
coloratura soprano, shared with Mason
and Miss I>oeler the headline honors.
Carl Mccullough. the Joe Boganny
NrouDc Of Comedians. William IIorlick
and tho Saramrn Sisters also appeared
or the bill. Marie StoGdard offered
vocal gymnastics, Beck and Stone sang.
General pisano presented q sharpshoot
ing feature and jolly Johnny Jones per-
formed on the wire as stage door
Johnny.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10
"a Nayarraisc' and 'L'OracoIa'
..usiw hy l'uir.r and Chamlee

-"Ls4N Nayasrajsc"'. and "L'Oracolo"
were again sung at the Metropolitan
Qpefa SHouse last evening. with Miss
Gcraldinc Farrar IN the title role of
the frs, opera and Messrs Crimi and
Eothier IN the other chief characters
Mn. Scotil's maiignant Chinaman in
shc second opera was the other lcadnc
lmpersonation Of the evening, while The
cast besides Messrs. Chamicc and
Didur in familiar roles, was further
graccd by Miss Lucrczia Bori as All
Voc
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

John Wcnger the artist. announces an
ION of his stAge settings and designs
at his studio IN the Rodin studios. Ssventl,
Avenue and FIFTY seventh Street.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

Main street" ia this weeks attraction
az the Shubert Riviera Theater Ienry
Hull is playing the part Of l,r Kenuicot;
IN placs Of Mackay Morris
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

IritI leiber viii come to the Forty
eighth Street Theater mex; Monday for q
two weeks engagement IN Shakespearca re a II
roperlorY.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10
Mollic Williams at Columbia

Mollic Williams and her company
presented their amusing production at
the Columbia yesterday. "'Thc Signal"
a bit of mcodrama, is included on the
program besides the comedy and vau-
dcviIlc specinlties. Cy Plunkctt, John
and Isobcl Blackburnc arc among those
In the company.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

Il appears later, to tho few who have
not read Mr.. Andreyevs drama that
"Hc" is The victim of false wife and
false friend and that in his angus h
he seeks the shelter Of Il circus instead
Of cloistcr. Life has stepped him.
and he has morbid craving for fur
thcr fagel'ation. 50 he disposcs his
check to the blows of his fellow per
formers and becomes a favoritc with
the public. But life pursuos him even
INTO tho circus with rclentles,
scourge. He falls in love will. the
beautiful horsewomau. and. ratllt,
than Sc her sold in matrimonS By he,
hs esfc g. iAther to the repulsivc bar55sn
& nc sssssss's a fatal bolus in her chtmp a sn
ana his own; and they die iust As .h.
baron blows out his brains in an adj
joining apartment
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scrutablc lion tanner (who was in love
with ono of her rod lons), and Mr..
Louis Calvert. as the amorous and not
igncble old baron were excellent, to
my way of thinking. The play. perhaps.
will be regarded by the more dcvout
of the Thcater Guilds following AS a
masterpiece; and to others as at least
an engaging afFectation
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

Tho above array Of characters. in.
habiting the green room of a pro
vincial French circus. make many
hucd and animated picture as the cur
tam at the Garrick goes up on tho first
ac' Of "IIc Who Gets Slaprcd."
Consuelo. the Equestrian Queen. is
there in winged skirts and sandals.
casting soft eyes at Alfred Bczano. the
bareback rider. little to the discom-
fort Of Ienida. dusAy lion tanner.
Angelica and Estollc. comcly .rapczists
lounge gracefully about. and Papa
Briquet, the manager. advances rcluc-
tant francs TO Count Mancini. the evil
parent OF Consuclo. A couple Of dottv
musical mokes come and go. somewhat
excessively. blowing their pipes to no
advantage, and the lat Baron Rcgnard.
iecrs like a scnie spider at the Young
Consu los Slim loveliness.
1t s~ell quite picturesque and con
ventional. until strange visitant. en-
tiers and desires employment as a
clown who may be slapped at Will by
the other clowns. Evidently a person
o. Importance in distress ne asks that
he be known only by the pscudonym
CT He" This man OF mystery is the
only one among those present who. az
MIR. Hergcshoimer would say. IS ''un
predictable
New-York tribune., 1922-01-10

preparing to ropublish hs magazine "rhe
burr Mc1ntosh Monthly" aud to reopen
his studio IIc intends TO operate his
studio and magazine in conjunction with
his work on the stage.
Mmo. Louise Homer entertained n party
nj Tho Mountain Man at Maxine lfllott's
Thcator last night
The Crittenden press., 1922-02-17
LEFT HIN At THE CHURCH7"
Old indiana Marriage Records Reveal
What Would Seem Like
Bluhted Romanee. .

Examination u old records. esps-
ciaily oficlal records. reveal many hn-
morous writings ON Page 2ii ~ the
first marriage record book-in the Of
nce Of the county clerk i une such.
IN that day. which was iStl. u wan
the custom for the clergyman or the
justice % the peacc or whoever per-
formed the crrrmnny 90 come 20 the
clerks Office and personally write lnte
the rccords the fact that ~ and -
hnd been married BY him ON this
page the following inscription appeared
In Ink
-lie Il known that On the thirty.hrug
day ~ August. A. H.. one thausand
eight hundred and ihiriy.ihrec. . mar
rinrr llccnsc issued 20 Jacob Huahaw
and Nancy Ayrcs. both of Mariom
cuunty and % lawful age
Beneath thit written apparently ~
the CLERK. appeared the addliiona1
statement IN pencil.
This lady declined the honor.---
Indianapolis News
The Crittenden press., 1922-02-17
NO sTlRULAET ABOUT THAT
Faintlng Man No, unnaiurally ob
lseisd 10 Peer imitation Of the
potsnt spirit

Observing n poorly dressed man
siaETsf and faii prusiraie on the side
uaik. a passing physician hurried 90
his side and began o. fcsl Cor biz pulse
ApIarruiIy the man was unronscious
md ihs physician wns about % draw
his hyrodermic syringe frum bis medl.
cine hlg when a workman with n din.
ncf rail in his hand uepped forward
from the group of surrounding spec.
tators -llrre give him some of ihis' p
be- said eAhlb.i.ng a whisky casa In
hls hand
Grabbing this the physician poured
part of |is cuuieuis into the ylctim's
thruat uherruron che victim suddenly
fal,ed BITS bead and sIat q uut. gasp.
.nr ~Wotrc yuu doinf
-Rsti,lng you with WHISKY" said
the dofiuf.
That aint whisky. its cold tea
The Crittenden press., 1922-02-17
MORE IMPORTANT TO SAM
Accused Man Could % Win One Law.
yer ard Uss the Other One
az . witness.

No, - long ago a Quaker city law.
yer found formidable phalanx op-
posed % him In the trial of a cnse.
Presumably the other side was not
sironr NJ least in the lawyers esfimn-
fion. IN point ~ witnesses. and when
be- came % sum 40. fhe attorney de-
tailed the following io the jury ns
Illustrative of the pfedlcameni Of the
other side
A negrn wns brought before the
court 70 plead % an offence.
~Sum jackson. you are In custody
~ the law. nnnuunccd the Judge
The state provides counsel for those
who lack a. hereby appoint these
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