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The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
Autos Named. Like Boats.

Autos in Paris are beginning to dis pute yachts of the sea and fleet horses of the tracks the right to individual ities of their own. Here and there one sees an imposing car bearing on the radiator the name chosen by the own CT, perhaps fanciful, perhaps that of some dear one, and the fad IS rapidly becoming popular. Names of persons thus far are more often seen than those of poetical, historical or literary al- fusion, and already the new fashion is giving rise to gOod-natured gossip.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
 KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for curable ailmentE of the kidneys, liver and bladder.
 Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that it has proven to be just the remedy needed in thousands upon thousands of distressing cases. Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be- cause it's mild and immediate effect is soon realized in most cases. It is a gentle, healing vegetable compound.
 Start treatment at once. Sold at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi- um and large.
 However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & O., Binghsmton, N. Y., for . sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.-Advertisement.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
MOTHER! OPEN
 CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
 CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Your little one will love the "fruity" taste of "California Fig Syrup" even if constipated, bilious, irritable, feverish, or full of cold. A teaspoonful never fails to cleanse the liver and bowels. In few hours you can see for your self how thoroughly it works all the sour bile, and undigested food out of the bowels and you have a well, play ful child again.
 Millions of mothers keep California Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea spoonful today saves a sick child to- morrow. Ask your druggist for genu- inc California Fig Syrup" which has directions for babies and children of all ages printed on bottle. Mother l You must say California" or you may get an imitation fig syrup.-Advertise- ment.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26

King of the Clouds and he can't ar- range time with me.
 "But I am going to say that though I do great deal of work in the sum- mer, also play some pranks.
 q do make things grow and I make people feel fine and well, and I help the flowers and all of those lovely things in the summer, but I have my pranks, which play. I have my pranks"
 "What are your pranks?" asked Madame Snow.
 ''Last summer" said Mir. Sun, q had such an amusing time. There was little boy who said the sun was not shining brightly enough for him. He said he could hardly feel any warmth fronl me at all.
 "He didn't realize how hard I was shining until late that evening and, and then he did.
 His face was just as red as red could be- And the next day every one said:
 "'YOu were most certainly out in the sun yesterday
 "'Yes,' he said, it was hotter than thought, and shone more brightly than I realized
 There was prank played on him.
 T play many pranks like that. get the people all sunburnt and freckle some of them.
 That's a joke, too! Oh, yes, I make freckles and I'm not going to tell anyone how I do it, for they might want to know how.
 'Tm not sure that they would, but I don't know. They might. So won't tell my little secret.
 "In the winter I never do such things, and so I say that in the winter I behave better than in the summer"
 "Oh," said Madame Snow, you're such a good old Sun that 1t doesn't matter if you play a few pranks once in a while. I am quite sure about that"
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
HOw's Your Appetite :?
 Headache? Weak?
Good LOoks Hollow Good HeaIth

Saratoga, Tems-"A year ago tried several different medicines, but kept get ting worse, and felt that 1 never would have good health again. I became SO poor and weak I could hardly do my housework. l suffered from loss of ap- petite, headache, constipation, shortness of breath, also functional disturbances. Sometimes would have spells of indi- gestion and weak sick spells and thought ] would die. 1 never expected to be well any more. At last wrote to Dr. Pierce and he advised me to take Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant Pellets (sold by druggistO and now I can truthfully say am in better health than have been for several years. l advise all women suffering as I did to take Dr. Pierce's medicines. If there are any medicines on earth that will help women who are broken-down in health, these wil."- Mrs Winnie Conner.
 Write Dr. Pierce, president Invalids' Hotel. Buffalo, N. r., for free advice.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
IERS2s9S3iyE5a Fairy Tale !" MAPY GRAHAM BONNFP
THE SUN
6IWARY GRAF1AN1 BONNER

"I behave much better in the winter than I do in the summer" laughed Mr. Sun.
 Well" said Madame Snow, ''you are very we'll liked in the summer time, I've heard. Of course I only go by what I hear. I don't know anything about you in the summer time."
 Madame Snow laughed a cold, cold laugh.
 "Yes," said Mir. Snow, "I am very welcome in the summer time, though now and again I am complained Of because I am not hot. Yes, they do complain of me now and again.
 "But when I disappear for a few days there is a fuss! Oh, how they do complain then!
 "They say that it doesn't seem like the summer time when the sun isn't out and they say other things like that.
 "They are glad, I can tell you, when come out after I have been taking long rest.
 W nSn d aCCh SOCO Oy III SAAS SN-A mer, as sometimes happens, and l have let the King of the Clouds and the Army of Raindrops, or old King Thunder and old Queen Thunder have their way about things, then when l appear again the people are just so pleased to see me that they smile all over their faces"
 How can they do that?" asked Madame Snow. Don't they smile the same way at all times with their mouths and perhaps with their eyes?"
 "Yes," said MT. Snow, "they smile with their lips or mouths and their eyes twinkle, but when I say that they smile all over their faces-well, they do!
 '"They give such wonderful smiles, such happy, happy smiles.
 "Then I feel rather sorry I've left them for so long, but still must give the others chance.
 There must be plenty of rain, and sometimes, I will admit, I haven't al- ways gone away when I should have done so.
 Sometimes, you see, can't always arrange a time that would suit the
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
Now the aHxdro=ellder.n

A new ''hydrO-glider" just completed on the west coast is described in Pop ular Mechanics Magazine. It is said to provide all the thrill and speed of a hydrOplane gliding over the surface of the ocean. In fact, it amounts prac- tically to a flying boat without wings. and is driven over the surface of the water by an air-prOpeller motor at speed of sixty miles an hour.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
At the Authors CIuh.

Brown-Smith's new novel. "The Horrors of WedIOck," has made him a fortune, hasn't it? It's the seasons success.
 Jones-YeS, he claims he's made enough out of it to get married on.- Life.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
More Absorbing.

''I had a long talk with Cousin Jurd Lopp in town today" related Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge.
 "HOw did he say his folks was?" in- quired Mrs. Johnson.
 'I plumb forgot to ask him. You see, he was telling me all about a sick dog he's gGt."-Kansas City Star.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
Excentions.

An astronomer says that the term fixed" as applied to stars, is mis- homer. Still, we know some stars that are mighty well fixed.-BostOn Tran script.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26

Petting parties, so-called, don't seem to be much different from the old fashioned kissing games"
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26

To be disappointed in love may save you a greater disappointment in mar riage.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
undesired RriIIiance.

"There's one place where a woman always thinks she shines" ''I know on the end of her nose"
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26

If men had the courage of their con- victions there would be more con- victs.
The St. Johns herald., 1922-01-26
Rv TeIenhone.

Geraldine-Pm so glad to hear your voice.
 Gerald-Thank you, dear. Geraldine-I mean at this distance. New York Sun.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
SEEK TO ABOLISH HULA
:. Civic Club Claims that the Dance is a Libel Upon Hawaiian Race and Customs.

s Honolulu, T. H., Ncv. 1.-Two an- ..cient and forotten laws on the statute !. books of Hawaii which still are ef- l fective could be invoked to suppress i. the hula-hula dance of Hawaii, which lis unusually performed by a grass
 skirted woman. according to an an-
 nouncement by territorial Attorney tGen John A. Mathewman, in con.
 nection with recent efforts to abolish the hula exhibitions, now given main-
 ly for the entertainment of tourists.
 The announcement followed the adoption of a resolution by the Hawaiian Civic club, composed of leading Hawaiians denouncing the Hula. as libel upon the Hawaiian trace and its customs"
 Judge Mathewman said that the laws which might be enforced against exhibitions had been on the statutes of the territory for many years-one since 1850 and the second since 1896, this having been adopted when Hawaii was republic.
 ' In connection with the campaign against the hula. Vaughan Mac lCaughey, territorial superintendent of schools. while addressing the Hono- lulu Ad Club. declared that the "so- called high society dancing which is tseen at leading social events is more Immoral than the hula"
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
ITALY CELEBRATES
 AUSTRIAN VICTORY
MusSolini Sends Greetings to Eel
 loWnlen in U. s. A.

Rome, Nov. 4. (By Associated Press) The fourth anniversary of Italy's victory over Austria in the world war was celebrated in all parts of the land today with solemnity and profound emotion. King Victor En- manuel, Premier Mussolini and his ministers and the diplomatic corps attended solemn mass of thanksgiv- E ing then they drove to the tomb of the unknown soldier and knelt there Ia moment while bells pealed in all the churches. 't
 Premier Mussolini sent today through The Associated Press, the following message to the Italians in America:
 "On the fourth anniversary of our victory 1t gives me pleasure to send message of good wishes to all Ital- ians living in North America. AS the youths who returned victorious from the trenches bound themselves to- gether like the forces of the Roman victors, succeeding in giving the Ea- ton rhythm of life worthy of the victory gained, so must you gain in the name of Italy in ideal bonds ex-. pressing all your strength and making felt with adequate energy the virtues of the Italian people even outside the boundaries of your country
 Thus united, you will cooperate with greater alacrity. not only=in your own prosperity. but in that of the noble nation extending you hospital ity, of which you are not a negligible item of value. Italy rose from the victory of Vitorio-Veneto greater and more august. This renewed con- sciousness should make you proud to be Italians, make you exalt every where the name of Italy.
 Viva Italia, viva America"
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
ERROR IN PRINTING
 UPSETS ELECTION
Essex County, Vermont. officials Make Mistake on Ballot and Re-
 publicans Are Out of Luck.

Island Pon. Vermont, Nov. r. Vermont politicians are still discuss ing an incident of the recent primary when the discovery of ballot error enabled a hand picked slate for which only 70 votes were cast to defeat the republican candidates named on the official ticket for Essex County off cers.
 An attorney in this village, which is the home of Congressman Porter H. Dale, made note of the fact that instead of being printed on separate ballots as the law requires, the re- publican and democratic county tick cts appeared on joint ballot. At a hastily summoned conference late In the day he and some of his friends who had refrained from owing, drew up ticket of republican candidates none of whose names appeared on the official ballot. They then went to a voting place and the attorney called for republican ballot. When he was given one of the joint ballots, he called the attention of the election officials to the error and convinced them, after looking up the wording of the law, that the ballot was not legal
 It was agreed that the ballot be cut in two. Shortly before the polls closed the sitting process was com- pleted and on the republican half the attorney and his friends wrote in the names of their candidates. When the votes were counted 1t was found that 70 had been cast for this ticket and one for the regular slate. and tlae election officials declared that these were the only legal republican votes cast in the country.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04

clares that If the prarie dog alone were exterrninated over its entire range. which is economically posa- ble. 100000 more cattle and 4,ooo.- coo more sheep could be raised on that area. because of the increase in the amount of forage.
 Records of the biological survey, a branch of the department, show that In Texas Its hunters. cooperating with the state agencies. have killed about eo.o00 predatory animals, aggregating n saving Of more than s2,70o,oo Of the total of l7,soo wolves and coyotes captured. more than half had records as killers.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
DRAWING UP BUDGET
Premier Mussolini's First Measure 4 Will be to. Get Money to Run Gov ernment Until Next July

< Rome, Nov. 4.-(By the Associated
 ress) first bill to be presented |by Premier Mussoini at the reopen Ing of parliament on November 16 1will be the provisional financial .sbudget, giving the government the necessary money to carry on until pJuly 1923. The next measure will be 5the plan for the modification of the Electoral law. giving the government freedom to have general elections
 whenever 1t thinks best & Signor De Vecchi, the under-secre- tary of pensions has expressed the in tention of presenting bill modifying hes pension law. excluding deserters From it's benefits.
 4 According to some political circles
 It seems possible that the parliament will give the cabinet vote of confi- Hence within 24 hours after the open Eng of the chamber. If this should broxe correct the result would have to be considered something in the na- lure of miracle. as heretofore it has always taken several weeks for scabinet thus to establish itself.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
SULTANS STAND IS ! NOT YET DECIDED
Some Authorities Report That He ! Will AbdiCate <

constantinople. Nov, {. (By Associ
 Mas anxious today to learn what ths Sultan was going 10 do about tho Unanimous decree of the grand ma. kional assembly sitting at Angora, de. flaring the sultanate in Turkey at ar Rnd.
 4 Shorn of his executive and legisa. Hive powers by the action of the ma.
 tionalist assembly yesterday the sul-
 tan is declared by some of the news
 papers to be ready to abdicate. But
 general opinion is that he will ignore
 the decision reached at Angora. The
 public received the announcement
 from Angora with mixed feelings.
 The heir apparent. Abdul Medjid
 Effendi, cousin of the sultan, and oth-
 CT members of the imperial family conferred last night at the Dom-
 bagsche palace. They gave particu.
 lar attention to the decision of the national assembly that hereafter the choice of the caliph is to be that member of the imperial family "who Is best instructed, the best educated. the most honest and the wisest." All of the imperial conferees decided that none Of them would accept the throne if stripped of temporal power. Off, cials in high palace circles were par ticularly angry at the resolution in which the grand national assembly declared that the palace of the Sub lime Porte had passed into history. because, through corrupt Ignorance for several centuries it provoked nu- merous ills for the country"
 '. The action at Angora split the Con- ltanttnople cabinet The majority of the ministers surrender because of na- :tionalist charge of treason against the sultan. Shortly after the news came from Angora. Tewfk Bey resigned as minister of finance in the sultan's cabinet, and Said Bey gave up his post as minister of public instruction. The dissenting ministers were ex- eluded from the conference in the palace which was attended by the ministers of interior, foreign affairs pnd marine and the grand vizier. \ After the conference at which the ministers kissed the hand of the sul- tan. the sultan drove to a mosque in the imperial coach and performed his esual devotions. A large congrega- kion was present as a result of ru- hors that he would resign
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
COOPERATION IS URGED
Federal Government and State Gov
 ernments Should Help Each Other

Washington. Nov. 1. - Damage by smaller predatory rodents on stock mems ranges, while not so spectacular as that by wolves. mountain lions and coyotes, is very considerable. and in some cases more than equals that of the predatory animals. according to pr. A. K. Fisher. of the United States biological survey There should be closer cooperation. particularly in the matter of appropriations, between the federal and state governments. so that the largest amount available from both sources may be obtained. he says
 The department of agriculture de-
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04

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New Britain herald., 1922-11-04

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New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
|ALLIGATORS ARE
 NOT BAB|ES' PETS
P. Q. Department Says They Are
 Harmless Under 20 Inches

Washington, Nov. 4.--When is. ant
 nal, has been a much mooted ques tion. Those who have undergone thu
 still more or less discussed fictiona
 adventure of the destruction in big
 gators switchable tail, are somewhat decided. There are many folks whc still believe a youngster is a playful pet that can be kept in the parlor af a chum for the baby; but one who
 has had even the smallest hang onto
 his amicably extended forefinger with
 the grim persistence of steel wise
 may still be firm in his belief that its best to leave 'em alone at any age.
 The postoffice department, however, has decided that while under 20 inches over all length. the baby saul rian is harmless So are baby chicks, soft shelled crabs, blood worms and chameleons
 One may feel confident the blood worm can be fondled with ease and without fear of danger, and still have his doubts also in regard to baby ter rapins, but the latter also are classed by the department as harmless.
 This classification has been made by the department for the ease of mind of harassed postmasters whose clients have sought to make of their offices near -menageries. The mailability of live mail matter" Is still a hazy question among the general public, and even among many postmasters, the department declares, so to clear up the matter, circular has been prepared to settle the question.
 For more than a year. live fowls and domestic animals were acceptable for mailing under a ruling which pre- scribed their handling. only when the complete journey was made by motor trucks. but this ruling was revoked more than a year ago. Another ap- plying to the insurance and c. o. D. privileges of such shipments was not modified, under which regulation a few shipments of live fowls and do- mestic animals have been accepted by postmasters.
 Only small live animals having no offensive odor and requiring no food or water in transit" such as the fero- cious animals mentioned, and their like, may be sent in the mails and in- sured against loss. Aligators. up to 20 inches are included in the list.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
InsurrectiOn Breaks Out
 on the Island of SamOs

Paris, Nov. (By Associated Press) An insurrection has broken out on the Island of Samos, off the Smyrna coast of Asia Minor, according to ad- vices received here. The rebels de- manding an autonomous government for the island, Greek troops have been called out to suppress the outbreak.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
FORM HEALTH PROGRAM
Colonel Hunson And Office Of Gov ernor General or the Philippines Work Out Prospects

Manila, P. l., Nov. 4.--Colonel Ed ward L. 'Munson, U. s A., adviser tc the director of health, and the gover- nor generals office, are working out health program for the Philippine Islands. Colonel Munson has served In the Philippines on four differen, occasions and was in charge of the public health service here during its organization twenty years ago.
 Health work is 80 fundamental,' said he, that it affects industry and commerce, happiness and contentment If sickness weakens the health of even a remote community in the is land, the condition is reflected on bus mess in Manila. It is because the lighting of disease is every ones pro- hlem that the health service gets general support"
 Governor General Wood requested that Colonel Munson be assigned to duty here.
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
HAS BUILDING BOOM
Extensive Construction Work Going On in TolSio in Spite of Economic Depression in Japan.

Tokio, Nov. 4.-Although Japan is suffering from economic and trade de- pression, Tokio is now undergoing an era of extensive building construc- ton. Several large business buildings are under way In Marunouchi, the big business center situated between the Imperial theater and the Tokio sta ton. facing the Imperial palace. Scores of residences in foreign style also are being built all over the city and suburbs. The new Imperial ho- tel is four-story structure in native white stone trimmed in marble and quartz
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04
Churches Ask Nov. 12
 as Armistice Sunday

Washington, Nov. 4.-Observance of November 12 as armistice Sunday by "dedicating ourselves anew to the task of ending war" is suggested in a statement issued today by the Federal Council of Churches of Christ in Am erica. Tn every church on armistice Sunday let us confess our sin in hav-
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04

ing been so long content with the method of competitive armament and fratricidal strife" says the statement. From every pew on armistice Sun day let our united prayers arise that war may really be banished from the earth"
New Britain herald., 1922-11-04

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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1922-01-15
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