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New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
Quarterly Income
Tax Delinquent at
Midnight Tonight
Final Payments Expected -.s
Add $25, 900, 900 TO u. S.
Exchequer Here; Failure
Incurs 25 p. C.. Penalty

Midnight, tonight, is the last mo-
ment at which the third installment
of income taxes may be paid free of
penalty. After that if the September
installment remains unpaid the De-
ccmber installment becames due auto
mattcally, and the entire amount un-
paid is subject to a 25 per cent
penalty
One hundred thousand bills were
mailed from the office of Collector
Frank K. Brewer for this quarter.
There were lines OF tax payers at
numerous grilled windows on the sixth
floor Of the Custom House all day yes
terday, and elsewhere in the Offices
clerks were working knee-deep in let
ters containing checks--or excuses
There were similar lines at 119 East
Fourteenth Street, 1412 Broadway, 1919
Broadway and at Lenox Avenue and
126th Street.
From the first of the month until
the close of business Wednesday night
s4,278,540 Of the amount due this
quarter had been collected. At the
close Of business last night about
S6,500,000 had been added to this
amount and to-day is scheduled to
add $4,000, 900 to Uncle Sam's Man
haitian Golfer
Few payers of large income taxes
feel inclined to waste the interest on
their money by surrendering it to the
government before they have to. There
are q number Of incomes in Manhat-
tan that are taxed $1,0o0,O00 and some
that Fay $1,O00,oo0 each quarter, and
at per cent the interest on these is
about S1,100 day, which is why to-
day ia the busiest day.
II the letter containing your check
for this quarter is postmarked Septem
Der 16 you become liable for the 25
per cent penalty.
WASHINGTON, Sept. 14.-Revenues
receivable by the government to-mor-
row as the third installment of 1922
income and profits taxes will amount
to about S270,0O0,000, it was estimated
tonight by the Treasury.
Receipts from this source in March
aggregated $393,000,00O and in June
S295 100000, while the collections fo1
December Is are expected to reach
$250,000, 900, making the total revenues
from income and profits taxes for 1922
about $1,195, 100000
AS against the tax-payment due to.
morrow the Treasury has outstanding
about S360,000,0o0 of Treasury cer-
tifcates of indebtedness maturing Sep
tenber 15, which will be receivable In
payment of taxes as we'll as Victoroy
notes of the AZ per cent series.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
HAROLD oTrs SKINNER

SAN DIEGO. Cal. Sept. 1a.-- Harold
Otis Skinner. thirty-three years old, an
actor, who became well known through
his work in Mecca" in New York,
died here last night of a complication
of diseases. He Was nephew of the
famous actor Otis Skinner and the son
Of Charles Montgomery skinner, for
mer editorial writer of "The Brooklyn
Eagle"
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
GEORGE w. BATTEN

BUFFALO, Sept. II. George W.
Batten, of Loekport, former Deputy
State Treasurer and for many years
leader Of the Democratic party in
Niagara County, died here to-day Mr..
Batten was chairman OF the county
committee from 1890 to 1895 and n
state committeeman until 1915. He
headed Niagara County delegations to
state Democratic conventions for more
than thirty years,
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
ssDoes Christianity Pay?''

DR.. Charles r. Brown, Dean Of the
Yale School of Religion, will occupy
the pulpit Of the Collegiate Church of
ST. Nicholas, Fifth Avenue and Forty
eighth Street. next Sunday morning.
His topic will be Docs 1t Pay to Be
a Christian 20
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
Rowland Blackstone,
Actor, Dies i'm London
Played Many Years With Fanny
Davenport, Mary Anderson
and E. III. Sotlnern

LONDON, Sept. 14.-Rowland Buck
stone, actor, died at nursing home to-
day. He came to London from the
United States about two weeks ago on
a holiday and almost Immediately fell
i'll. He will be buried at Chiswick
Saturday.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Birth, Engagement, Marriages
Death AND I'm Memoriam Notices
may be tsicploned 70 The Tri0una
any time up to midnight for in.
sertion in the next dap's pasa.
Telephone Beekman 1000.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Rowland Blackstone was born at Sy-
denham, Kent, England. in 1860, and
made his first appearance on the stage
when seventeen years old in Edin-
burgh, playing Jack Slang in "She
Stoops to Conquer" His father also
was an actor.
During his long career he became
we'll known both in the British Isles
and the United States. He supported
Dion Boucicault, Fanny Davenport and
Mary Anderson. He made his first ap-
pearance in New York in 1884 and
toured in Charles Frohman's company.
Afterward he became associated with
E. H. Sothern, with whom he remained
for number of years,
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
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MARRIAGES

FsEsIEsNAP--sTRONG-- Thursday. Sep
ternber II. 1872. ct Beren. KY. by the
Rev. William J. Eutnhins u. D.. pres-
daughter OF Mr. and Mrs George A.
Strong. Of PIain6eid NJ T.. 70 william
Burke Bclknap OF Louisville. Ky
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Mrs. Frank Lyon Polk entertained
at luncheon yesterday at Pierre's for
Mrs. LIE Grand c.. Griswold. Mrs. Carl
]. Schmidlapp entertained for Mrs.
James N. Hill Mrs. Esmond P.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs. James Cheever Cow
din have returned to the city and are
at the Belmont.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15
NIcHfhI.as--sndaen,x nn sent.

NHUF4tS--FSrddenIy, on September u. at
his residence. Babylon. J.. l.. in his s2d
year, George Stevenson. SON OF the late
Captain John 8. Nicholas. y. s. N, and
Esther Stevenson Funeral services from
Christ Church, Babyloa, on Monday. sop
tenlber is Rt 10 .3g a. m. on arrival of
the train leaving Pennsylvania station at
9.e7 a. IN. II * requested that no hSws
be sent
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Mr. and Mrs. Charles B. Alexander
are enjoying the early fall season at
their estate in Tuxedo Park.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

MARTIN-At Yonkers Thursday. Septem-
ber IL, Joshua If Martin, formerly OF
Elizabeth. ", J.. in his 18th year. Fu-
neral services st the home OF his daugh-
ter. Mrs. Edward b. Mennez. "a Leigh
TON ave, Yonkers. Friday evening at 40.
lnterment at EverR reen Cemetery. Ellz-
aheth. Saturday. az d n.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-15

Ar. and Mrs. Stanley Grafton Morti-
mer, of Tuxedo, are also receiving con-
gratulations over the birth of daugh-
ter. Mrs. Mortimer was before her
marriage Miss Katharine H. Tilford,
daughter of Mrs. Henry M. Tilford.
She is a sister of Mrs. David Wagstaff
and Miss Annette Tilford, of Tuxedo
Park.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02
FRISs ZOLDsEG, 'GYUMOLCS
rs HUsNEMij TELL ELRAK.
TAROZASA

| Az alabbiakban hasznos tanacs-
csal kivanunk szolgalni mindazok-
max, kinek szandekukban all
friss zoldseget, gyumolcsot es
meg6vhato husnemiit telire elrak-
Etarozni: VI
Burgonyat, ha sotet, hiivos es
szaraz helyet talalhatunk. a PIN
ceben, minden nehezseg nelkiil 'el-
raktarozhatjuk. $50.
Z0ldseget legalkalmasabb ho-
mokkal vagy szaraz folddel telt
Eladakba helyezni. Ily m6don a
z0ldseg egesz telen at frissen ma
rad.
4 Edes krumplit ajanlatos elobi
megtisztitani es megszarltanl
maid polyva koze helyezni. Min
| den darabot ell kell kiil0niteni, NJ
hogy az esetleges romlas tovabt
fterjedhessen.
/ Kaposztat ugy rakjuk hordoba
thogy torzsa felul keriilj0n.
.h# Zellert minden mosas es tiszti
tas nelkiil, gyokerevel felfele
hosszu es mely ladakba helyez
ziik, amt azutan homokkal vagy
szaraz f0lddel sziniiltig megt0lt
jiik.
/. Almat, ha csak az oszl szezon
ia kivanjuk elrakni, leghelye
sebb egyszeriien egy hord6ba on
teni, kes0bb azonban gyakorte
vizsgaljuk meg es a romlottaka
I valogassuk Xxi k0zuliik. A tell al
mat 0vatosan keIl a far0l lesZed
hi, nehogy iitodes vagy csipes er
je. A tell almat selyem papirba
csomagolva a polcokon - szara1
helyen - sorba rakjuk, ugy, hogy
egymastol ell legyenek kilonitye
K0rtet ugyanazon m6don, mint
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02

az almat. Sokan fiireszporral te-
litett ladakba vagy hordokba he
lyezik, oily modon, hogy a fiiresz-
por minden egyes darabot belep-
jen.
Narancsot es citrom0t igen hi
vos helyen kell tartani, de iigyel-
mink kell termeszetesen ARA
hogy gyiim0lcs meg ne fagyJon
Legalkalmasabb narancsot 6s
Icitromot egyenkint selyempapirba
csomagolni es polcokra rakni. L.
HuSnemiit szinten elrakhatunk
telire, ha a pinceben hiiv0s-sza
iraz es allatoktol hozza mem fer
i'het6 helyet talalhatunk, ahol mil
den darabot kiil0n felakasztha
funk.
Szarnyasokat leoles utan alapo
san Xxi kell tisztitani es mosas ne
kill pince leghiivosebb helyen fc
figgeszteni. Leghelyesebb egg
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02

eismerte, mikor 1921 december Is,
TX szamanak elsScikksben t6bbek
kozott megemlitette, hogy ebben
a megyeben 1S46 6ta 1s21-ig csak
negJ gyilkes lett halalra itelve,
holott Mr.. Hull egyediil 1921-ben
lot gyilkos szamara erte ell a meg
erdemelt hal4lbiintctest.
Hogy kozbiztonsagi viszonyok
most milyenek ebben megyeben,
AIT legjobban bizonyitja az a ko-
riilmeny, hogy nagyeskiidtszek
a, multi szeptemberben csak egy
embert helyezett vad ala rablas-
ert es egyet betoresert. A hely-
zetnek e jayulasa Mr.. Hull erde-
me.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02
HULL K0zvADLo SEP RE-
KoRDJA

Harold III. Hullnak, republika-
nus part ezidei jeloltjenek a k0Z-
vadloi allasra, ,joga van ia
maszkodva az altala elert szep. re-
kordra - kerni ujra valo megva-
lasztasat. Mr.. Hull olyan id0ben
tolt0tte be. a keruleti igyeszi al
last, mikor megyet egy "biin-
hullam" nyugtalanitotta. EnneK
dacara Mr. Hull ugy vezette hiva-
talat, hogy lapok, politikai part
allasra valo tekintet nelkul, ell
ismeresiiknek adtak kifejezest.
Mr.. Hull Greenvilleben, Pa,
sziiletett Mint mozdonyvezeto
dolgozva, vegezte a kollegiumot.
kes6bb pedig hallgat6ja volt a
Harvard-egyetem ,iogi iskolaja
max.
/ . I9l2-ben Mr.. Hull oungstOWn.
ba koltoz0tts S lit iigyvedi gyakor
latot folytatott. Kesobb j. 7
Huxley iigyesz helyetteseve let
kinevezve millor az ut6bbi le
mondott, annak helyere lepet1
mint keriileti ugyesz. Mr.. Hui
el6szor 1920-ban lett megvalaszt
Iva.
Hall tiigyseznek nagy erdem'
1 van abban, hogy a k0zbiztonsd!
kifogAstalan mostan Mahonins
megyeben. EFT Telegram i
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02

siiriin ss5tt racscsal ellatott, nyi-
tott szekrenyfefeben felakaszta-
nj, ahol rovarok es patkanyok
hezza mem ferhetnek.
Fiistolt sonkat, fiist0lt nyelvet
es altalaban minden fisttel pre-
tparalt husnemiit vaszonba bur-
kolva akasszunk fel a huv0s kan
raban.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1922-11-02
HoGyAN sTAKARfKosKoD-
IltNK A TttzEfct1EL
Eg6sn6ges h6nSrs6klet. Felesle.
ges q h&l6s4ob&t fiiteni

ges q h&l6ssob&t fiiteni
A legegyszeriibb Is leghelyesebb
m6dja a tuzelovel valo takarekos-
sagnak az, ha kizar6lag akkor es
annyit tiizeliink, amennyit az
egeszseges szervezet feltetlen meg
kivan. Az EROS tiizelesre mi eg-
hajlatunk alatt semmi sziikseg
sincs. Az Egyesiilt Allamok egesz-
segugyi hivatala hosszu eveken at
szerzett tapasztalatai igazolhat-
jak, hogy legt0bb amerikai va
rosban, a legtobb lakasban tulsa.
gosan sok tiizeloanyagot hasznal-
max fel, massz6val j6yal t0bb hot
fejlesztenek,! mint amennyire
sziikseg van. Varosi hat6sagok IS
hivatasos szakert5k velemenye
szerint lakasunk h0mersekletet
legalabb 10 fokkal alabb szallif-
hatjuk, mint amennyit rendszerint
a lakszoba h5mer6je jelzett. A
normalis szervezetnek semmi szuk
sege sincs 6S foknal magasabb h3-
mersekletre.
Az amerikai ember mem valami
meleghazi noveny = ICY szol az
egyik jelehtes,. = hogy sziiksege
lcnne u fox, vagysmfg ennel IS
magasabb h0mersekletre. Mar Pc
dig vizsgalatok soran kitiint,
hogy lakasok, iizletek es irodak
legtObbjeben, :. legalabb 72 foknyi
hot fejlesztettek. Nappali es dol
gozo szobakban 6S fox h1mersek-
let untig eleg, de 65 fox mellett
is batran dolgozhatunk. anelkiil,
hQey meghiiles veszedelme !, fe.
nyegetne.
Ha h6merGnk higanyoszlopat
u fokr6l IS fokra szallitjuk lie, a
banyaszati tgyosztaly kimutatasa
egy 0t0dresszel kevesebb klada.
sunk lesz tuzel6anyagokra. Sok
szakert6 allitjat hogy sokkal t6b.
ben hiilnek meg a tulmeleg lakA
sokban es abbol ered6 okokb6i
mint tulhideg lakasokban valG
tartozkodas altal. A legt0bb eset-
ben az alacsonyabb h0mersekIet
alacsonyabb iszamoszlopot ielenat
azaOrvosi szamlan. is.
-Rengeteg tifzel6anyag aegy
karba a lakatlan, iires szobak til
zelese altal is. Batran idesorozhat
n0k hal0szobakat is, melyekben
fiteni szinten felesleges. Ha
egyaltalan mem futjiik haloszo-
bat, egeszsegesebbek, edzettebbek,
frissebbek lesziink. Eur6pai or
szagokban ezren es ezren yannak
Xix tisztan egeszsegi szepontbol
egyaltalan mem fiitik hazukat
ugyanakkor az amerikai - es EFT
termeszetesen csak Macy altala-
nossagban mondhatiuk. meg a
haloszobajaban is joval nagyobb
hot fejleszt, mint amennyit egesz-
sege meg6vasa erdekeben szabad
lenne. =
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
@Mez7euU@7eSSZs

Here I stand, I cannot do other
wise, God help me-? Martin Luther
before the cardinals who excom-
municated him from the church.
5. What Is the nearest Pacific
Coast port to the Orient? Prince
Rupert. b. c., Is 400 miles nearer
Japan than is any other port in
North America.
- s. When was the first Roma n
silver money coined? In 269 B. c.
Z. How do stock exchange quota
tions come to be given with such
fractions as halves, quarters.
eighths, sixteenths. and thirty
seconds instead of decimally? At
the time this custom originated
there were silver CONS in circula-
ton corresponding to these frac-
tions of the dollar. but all except
the hales and quarters have now
disappeared
straight line with the eyes closed ?
The length of steps is not the same.
9. How much does the earth
weigh? The moon? The sun? The
earth weighs sextillion tons
(6.0OO. 900. .0OO. 900 900. 900. .00o). The
moon weighs one eighty-first as
much and the sun $4,000 times as
much.
10. Into how many parts is Chi
cago naturally divided by the
forked Chicago River? What name
is given to each part? Into three
parts. known as the north, south
and west sides.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
6nha1HaSMize5tI 5tI0,neyzkS
Too Scientific for Her.

astonishment and said. He is my
husband" s. NJ.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
HWNSCODe
THURSDAY. MAY IL, 1927.

Astrologers read this as an un-
certain day in planetary direction.
The Sun is in strongly malefic as
pect while Mars is family helpful to
humanity.
1t is rule under which to pur-
sue routine tasks and all specula-
tion should be avoided
Promoters will find their ways
difficult when the Sun frowns for
men of fortune will be dificult to
convince regarding investments.
During this sway public men and
women may be unfairly criticised
since the rule inclines toward envy
and discomfort.
Constructive plans Of every sort
may be pushed at this time, but il
is well to delay effort to interest
capital.
The seers. who prophesied that
since man has gained dominion
over the earth and the water. vic
tory over the air would be the
next step declare that all branches
of wireless communication will
have great impetus in 1922.
With growing knowledge of how
to overcome physical obstacles
discovering psychic laws. 1t is
prophesied.
Women are to take a great re-
sponsjbility in carrying out the
new order of things which will
characterize the dawning era OF
progress
Warning is given that feminine
vanity will be a principal obstacle
to success in new lines of public
effort.
Uranus. which is now a morning
star. will be a strong factor. in
world progress, making for the de-
velopment of aviation and radio
concerns.
The summer is to be a period
even more critical for Turkey than
the last few months have proved
to be. II the stars are read ariGht.
Persons whose birthdate it is may
have rather a stressful year, They
must be exceedingly conservative
in all their business transactions.
Children born on this day are
likely to be proud and fond of hav-
ing their own way. They probably
will be exceedingly talented and
too popular for their own best in
terests.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
CHARACTERS IN THE STORY

At first, the sight of Harry seated
| In his, fathers chair seemed sacre-
liSious He looked SO much like
his father that Jane swept her hand
before her eyes to make sure il was
not wrath of the dead man.
Good morning." Harry said ami
! ably. and then Jane was convinced
that the story about the will had
not reached him, ..
Il am to be your new boss" he
announced with dignity.
"Appointed?" Jane asked in hes
itation and doubt.
MY fathers dying request" Har-
ry said. and covered his eyes to
master mis- emotion.
He left will?" Jane asked.
1t was very simple. In a last
dying statement to the doctor he
particularly specified that be
given his place in the business
with all of his stock. 1t was his
wish also that I retain you as pri-
vate secretary for one month"
You want me to stay one month 90
Jane asked in surprise. She won
dered what Norman would say to
that. He was counting the days
until they could start off on the
postponed honeymoon.
My father wished it," Harry said
respectfully. And 1 should be
greatly obliged"
"On those conditions, of courser"
Jane promised.
There's another wish he hadr"
Harry went on diffidently. Dad
wants you and me to get married. f"
"What?" Jane cried in amaze
ment.
He seemed to be as embarrassed
as Jane. but continued.
He said. if at the end Of one
months time we cannot bring our
selves to an engagement of mar
riage. then I was to adopt you, as
he had planned.
Adopt me?" Jane cried in be-
wilderment. IT'S impossibler
And IL you won't be adopted, you
are to receive al nnuity-" said
Harry; coming to her side in a
Jane remembered how Harry had
once risked her reputation by
blackmailing his father. She feared
this fast young man!
As Harry put his hand upon her
| arm. Jane shrunk back in fear.
Could she trust him? Was he only
| doing this to put her in an en-
barrassing position?
Il always liked you Jane" he
| was saying.
Again he was looking at her hair.
It was very brilliant in its auburn
wealth in the light of the sun
| streaming through the uncurtained
window of the Office. Harry was
not unappreciative in his glances.
You're a beauty. Jane" he de-
clared ardently. You ought to
have money to buy beautiful
clothes-and jewels"
(Continued Tomorro,o)
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
You're Both Wrong.

Dear Miss Blake: / have been in
love with a young man for more
than a year. and now something
has happened that has made me
just like him. / really do not know
my own mind at the present time.
Now Miss Blake, won't you please
pass your opinion on this problem?
My friend asked me, If he gave
me a diamond ring for my birthday,
would / get angry If he called IL
an engagement ring, too? said
no. He told me to go around to
the different jewellers and pick out
just what / wanted and then he
would go with me and get it. But
he told me he would not go over
a certain price. and if wanted to,
IL 1 saw one / liked better for more
money. l could pay the difference
myself. Well you can imagine just
now l felt. 1 could not fuss with
him because / have always made up
my mind that 1 would never quar-
rel with my friends and I am going
to stick to ii, but he has puzzled
me so that / really do not know
just what to do. Do you think that
was right for a fellow who claims
to be deeply in love with a girl?
When / told him that l saw one
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
9DmSR SRhkek answers
Enh&e HnMenesC $

that 1 thought was beautiful and I
would love to have 1t, only 1t was
s37 more than he expected to pay.
he said. well, you know how mucn
/ said / would pay. and that fixed
the whole business. felt like
someone had stabbed ma with a
dagger.
And the worst part of it is. I told
all of the girls at my office that 1
was going to get the one l picked
out, and now what am l going to
do? I told my friend that l would
rather do without one. He said
later on he would get me one and
they would be cheaper, maybe.
Please let me know what to do?
DORIS.
1 think you're both wrong. Doris
In the first place, he should have
purchased the ring himself and said
nothing whatever about the price.
1t is highly probable that he can
afford no more than the sum men
toned. And in the second place,
you shouldn't wish to spend more
than he has. And in the third place,
why confide in the office? The
young man should be more diplo-
matte, and you should certainly
spend within his ability to pay.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
Answers to These Questfons Wi
BE Published Tomorrow,


/. Who is the author OF Nations
do not die from invasion. they die
from internal rottenness"7
2. What are the ten CHIEF COM
modiries exported by the United
States:
3. What plant family contains a
beautiful flower. a deadly poison
and two favorlte vegetables?
4. When was the Statue OF Lib
erty unveiled in New York harbor?
5. Who was '1e bon chevalier.
sans peur ct sans reproce"?
6. What is the "glottal stop" or
"glottal catch?
Z. What are five synonyms for
the word aberrant7
s. Who is United States Minister
to Finland?
9. What races make up the people
of Japan?
10. What are the divisions of the
animal world?
Answers to Yesterdays Questions.
1. Who were the big FIVE fighting
marshals of the empire under Ma
poleon? Davoust, Massena, Murat.
Ney and Lannes.
2. What are five synonyms for the
word adroit? Handy. skillful, dex-
ferrous, expert and clever.
8. Who is the new United States
Ambassador to Spain? Cyrus E.
Woods.
4. Who is author Of the phrase.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
Courage Mickey!

Dear Miss Blake: Picked up a
copy of The Herald the other morn
ing and read a pathetic letter from
a correspondent who signed himself
Mickey"
: I think Mickey is a friend of a
friend of mine and, if so, the girl
in the case seems to be more scared
than angry from what / can make
out. / think IL Mickey" would
stop her the next time and make
an engagement with her probably
things would be cleared up.
II your correspondent is my
friends friend. he IS a tall. dark
and rather nice looking and was
lately discharged from the army.
hope this will help him out if it
is same one.
A MUTUAL FRIEND.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
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eY RUDOLPH PERKINS

Raymond Ross and a few of his
pals were sitting in a stable talk
fn- politics.
Percy Campbell came along and
wanted to join the crowd. but Ray
mond told him to get out Percy
was ''pickled," il was testified
: Percy then got peeved. Ross said.
: nd threw three bricks through the
stable window and broke the glass
and sash
Iust as Percy was about to hit
Raymond over. the head with a
brick. Raymond seized a brass pipe
and started to perform.
When two policemen took the
pipe away from Ross. they discov-
cred that Percy had a knot on his
head as big as an Easter egg. Ross
was locked up and charged with an
assault on Percy. and Percy was ar
rested tor breaking the windows.
When the case was called Percy
forfeited collateral and did not ap-
pear.
The court dismissed the case.
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
Never Could Remember.

I never could remember names.
and that fact has often caused me
many embarrassing moments, but
this incident was the climax
l was Introducing my sons friend
Mr.. Shaw, to several friends. Just
as ! was about to speak his name, II
went from me like flash. l turned
to him and said. 20. pshaw, can't
think of your name"
That's it," he replied with a
laugh. you've got it,"
E s T
The Washington herald., 1922-05-11
Another Guy Altogether.

A rookie was reading an article
about the Kaise- which compared
him to Nero.
Who was Nero. Bill?" he asked a
fellow rookie. "Wesn't he a man
who was always cold?"
Nav" was the reply, that was
Zero. another guy altogether"
H. H.