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The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
Mayor and Ex.Mayor Divided in
Campaign

The age-told enmity between the
two big Democratic bosses, Mayor
James M. Curley OF Boston, and for
smer Mayor John F. Fitzgerald, may
Have an important bearing on the
fight. Fitzgerald, who opposed Lodge
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE EvTFour. apartment flat, Of
three to five rooms each, splendid
location, close In. About $500 cash,
balance monthly payments. Rent
ais will more than meet payments,
and all expenses. IL. Van Hook,
office phone COS. Residence 613W.
As5.s Ests9f sS - . sa j..- ~ ,ssss. OK 1xhl,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

favor of special interests, and on his
vote for Newberry and against such
Things as women's suffrage and THE
soldier bonus. t}
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE-House s.and lot, corner
Ave. A and Fifth. Might, consider
renting if party would buy part o.
furniture. Tel. Sl9. 5-2-1wk
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
ADVANCEMENT

ANNOUNCEMENT
l hereby announce my candidacy
: for Register OF Deeds Of, Burleigh
County to be voted upon at the Prim.
ares, June %.
FRED SWENSON.
Pol. ADV. 422-26-29-5-2
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

Dance every Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday evenings a
$3.50 at The Coliseum. 10 Gents
per dance.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE-Bed room suite, dining
room set, art chairs, and other ar.
ticles of household furniture. Call
at 507 4th street or Phone 12OM.
'Jf t 4 27 1wk
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
FOR SALE on RENT
HOUSES AND FLATS

FOR SALE BY OWNER-Am leav-'
ing the city and must sell my mod
/; ern five-room house; lot l5Ox5O,
with garage for two cars. Located
In best residential section Of the
city. Payment down and balance
monthly like rent. May accept car
II Or soldiers bonus in part payment.
i you are looking for a bargain on
a home you cannot do better. In
vestigate. Write No. 379, Tribune.
S..e AL 3- NJ sSE-21wk
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT-Modern furnished house
for one month Address Ferris
2 COrdner, Bismarck. 5-1-3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

STOUEN-Crusader bicycle from Ell
tinge theater Saturday night. Find
er please return to Theo. Bender for
reward, 11os 18th st. Phone S64-J, !.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR sRENT-Rooms in modern house.
Ladies' preferred. Call Satternoons
and evenings. 4O2 5th St., Phone
768M. i 4-291St
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
Statesmen

WANTED Statesmen and sales ladies
for snappy line OF hosiery. No ex-
perince necessary. Most up-to-date
line on the market. Crew manager
wanted. Also good territory open
in North and South Dakota. Write
Tribune 37S. 5-23t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT-Double garage, 100 block
Ave, A. $500 per month. Phone
& 275W. 4-29 St,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

Good modern 8 room house. 3 bed
\ roans; one downstairs. Choice loca-,
ti0n, $4,000. Terms. Harvey Harris
& Company. ]. P. jackson, Manager.
5-1 AT
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE-Overland tourning car.
Kitchen cabinet, garden planter
and garden tools. H. B. Nelson, 10
/ w. Main. . 4-29, I Wk
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTH Competent girl for gener-
al h0useWork. Apply in person.
Mrs. n. j. Woodmansee, 1926 4th st.
4-29 St
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RE]NT-For light housekeeping
three rooms and kitchenette, also
one room and kitchenette. Phone
437-M. 5-2-5t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE-Buick s passenger auto,
house and SO foot corner lot, electric
sweeper, sewing machine, $1,000.
Phone 905. 4 20 I'm
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTED-Girl to help with house
work on farm. Inquire w. E. Breen.
Phone 8F3. 4-29-3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT Light housekeeping
also modern furnished room Cali
after, IS O'Clock, 722 5th St. Phone
485-R, 5-1-3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
MIsCELLANEOUSl

SOME URANCE POLIO " $500. ca
down and $4,000 a month for ten
months buys my equity in quarter
section located near youngstown,
New Salem's best dairy center. I'm
derlasd with millions OF tons Of coal.
Wealthy investors are now taking
the lead in opening the eyes of the
= public to the possibilities in thisevi-
cinity. 1t may take few years
Lucky the man holding clear title
to this quarter section when every
body goes wild about our coal fields
and you're paying less than $4,000
an acre. Inquire J. Henry King. Bis
11larck. 5-1-2w
DRESSMAKING-First class up.to.
date Knickerbocker suits, satisfac.
tory in work and price. Also young
girl wants work by the hour, day G.
week, or care of children. Mrs
j. j.. Define, 42S End St. Phone 772-J.
!: 4-26-1w.
FOR SALE-Homan's Cafe and Bak-.
cry. Best location in city. Have
been in business twenty-four years,
doing good business. Reason for
selling, wish to retire. Homan's
Cafe and Bakery. 5-1-1w
FOR SALE One best grade baby car
riage in splendid shape Also one
leather upholstered couch. Both
priced very low. Phone 4S9. 81
Srd st. ''-..' 5-2-5t
STOIEN-Crusader bicycle from Ell
tinge theater Saturday night. Find
er please return to Theo. Bender for
reward, 11os 18th st. Phone S64-J, 4
FOR SALESBed room suite, dining
room set, art chairs, and other ar.
ticles of household furniture. Call
at 507 4th street or, Phone 120M.
.'.a 27 1wk
WANTED = Good secondhand piano
for cash. Write Box 8, Underwood,
N. u. 6-1-1W
FOR SALElFour section book case,
also bassinet Phone 33, 822 5tn
st 4-29.3t
FOR SALE-Speltz. NJ. G. Ward. Bis
marck. Phone 11-F3. 5-1-3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

$4,000, IS room modern bungalow
/ $500, cash, balance IN monthly pay
ments of $4,000 with Z percent in
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTED-Girl or middle aged wo.
man for general work in q small
restaurant. State wages wanted and
give references In first letter. Write
Tribune 377. Sss 4.29s
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTED for general houses
work, Phone TAG, or call at 613 3rd
street. 4-28 1Wk
Mattresses and dish wash
ers. at Homan's Cafe. 5-1-3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT Apartment partly fur
nished or unfurnished. Phone 1873.
Bismarck Business College.
& ~ 4-25-1w
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTED-First class shoeHiaker.
Crewsky shoe shop. 109 3fd st. i.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

HOUSES WANTED
WANTED TO. RlENT-M Modern house
or apartment, unfurnished. Phone
322-W, or call 1011 18th St. 5-1-1w
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
ROOMS FOB RENT

ROOMS FOB RENT
FOR RbNT-Two large rooms with
large closet and kitchenette All
modern. Gentleman and wife pre-
ferred, or two ladies. No children.
Phone 512J. 404 5th st.
t SOC 55l A1Q ou
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

HELP IF ,WiiAiNi;Ti'Ei;Di-1i.AIiiIli " mi ID u. Ii

Young man to work by the
months F. Jaszowiak, 421y 12th st.
~ S.1.3t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR SALE One best grade baby car
riage in splendid shape. Also one
leather upholstered couch. Both
priced very low. Phone 489. 3l1
Srd St. 5-2-5t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

WANTED = Good secondhand piano
for cash. Write Box 8, Underwood,
N r. al -1w
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

for light house keeping. Phone 404J.
Geo. w Little, 8O1 4th st. 5-1-5t
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT--Two rooms with kitchen
cite for light housekeeping. Also
combination bookcase and writing
desk and davenport for sale. Call
1 Thayer st. or Phone 672M.
s " I ,,,l,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

FOR SALE-Harley Davidson World
Champion Motorcycles, du d
i. prices. II interested write for ,cata-
logue and full information. Bis
marck Machine & Welding Shop, 2lS
4th St., Bismarck. N. D. 4-6-1m
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-02

FOR RENT = One furnished room.
Gentleman preferred. 10 w. Thayer
St. Phone 623-LJ. 5-2-3t
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
TEN YEARS RENEE

Into New York harbor the other
day came an old-time sailing vessel
the General George c. Hoag, a
three masted schooner. She brought
cargo Of mahogany logs from the
African gold coast The trip from
Africa tcok l2l days -four months
This i. like page from the past.
A modern steam freighter would have
made the trip in one-tenth the time.
Yet in it i> only few generations
since thrcc-ma.ted schooncrs we're
the fastest ship. afloat
A few more generation. and the
captains of gigantic freigh; and pas
scngcr airplane, will laugh at the
occa ionai steamers left Upon the
fcas, survivor, Of 1929.
1t is tn" same in everything Ten
year. from now the world will look
back amu,edly at the old-fas honed
way II 1922. The twentieth century
is cutting the shackles Of time and
space
You nave TO move fast these days,
to keep from being run over
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
THE COUNTRY CHURCH

The good roads and the automo-
biles and the spirit Of the times which
have accomplished the passing of the
little red school house have also
started the decline of the little white
country church. Investigation in one
State disclosed 637 abandoned rural
churches in the 30 counties surveyed
The members were motoring into the
larger churches in the big towns for
Sunday services and other church
life.
There are as good reasons for fine
centralized churches as for fine CEN
traliZed schools, but the centralized
church has big job ahead if it is
70 serve the needs of the farm COM
nunities as fully and faithfully as
did the little old meeting house at the
gross roads.
OF course the larger institutions
can and will be just as useful, but
The thoughtful will give q sign for the
little country church. Within its
walls were fostered a simple but ef-
fective religious life which is still
eDe Of the cornerstones upholding the
nation, and as a center for heart
warming social and neighborly inter
course It outshone many a costly and
more pretentious edifice.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
GENIUS AND HUSTLE

II you can't be a genius you can
be a hustler" said one of the most
successful men of the country in a
talk to boys not long ago. The sd-
vice is sound, and it applies to grown
up men as we'll as boys, and to wo-
men as well.
Industry counts for more than gen.
ius, anyway. In fact, some one else
has said, genius is compounded Of one
part inspiration and nine parts per-
spiration.
Keeping everlastingly at it is the
thing that counts. 1t counts for far
more than brilliancy. Many an ap-
parently dull boy has won out in the
race of life over brilliant compan-
ions, simply because he went to work
and kept at it.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
OUR STAKE IN EUROPE

Jossphus Daniels, former secretary
Of the navy, told the North Carolina
Press Association in an addless that
20 long as Russians are starving and
German currency is selling by the
peck, the world cannot get back to
normal. With these two great coun-
tries in distress, he said, the affects
will be felt in every quarter Of the
globe, and by every citizen Of every
country.
And he is right The effect of con-
-ditions in Russia and Germany are
being felt today by the humblest me-
chanic and the smallest farmer in
the United States, not to mention
men Of larger affairs.
The world is as big as it used to be
but means of communication have i'm
proved and distance means little now
Trade between nations had grown Sc
great previous to the outbreak Of the
world war that no country was liv-
ing to itself. And now when one
suffers all suffer.
Therefore it is good business pol
icy for us, if we are moved by nc
higher motive, to do what we can tC
aid in the rehabilitation of Europe,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
FINDING FAULT

What dreary, profitless thing it
is to have to listen to some one re-
count the shortcomings of others.
And how often are we called upon TO
endure it.
But why do we listen"
Time spent in this manner is not
only wasted, but it is positively in
furious, Stories of this kind poison
our minds, destroying not only con
fidence in others but in ourselves, No
man can do hi, best work with his
mind filled with bad thoughts of
others.
There are times when it doesn't
pay to be polite. Nothing is to he
gained by being polite to the man who
comes with harmful story Of an
other. Tell him to get out, and stay
out.
You can Justify yourself in this ~
the knowledge that if he will talk to
you about others he will talk TO
others about you.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
THE REALLY GOOD TINES

Should we not be thankful in a
sense, for hard times? They are
making the nation sober up? Nothing
except depression could solve the in
tricate problems which Americans
have been debating during the past
decade. An eastern preacher says
this, and in many ways he is right.
Boom times make people wasteful,
careless, indifferent to the future,
negligent of their fellow mems
problems and welfare.
Then Providence sends US hard
times and brings us back to normal
to sanity.
In hard times, we learn to solve
the insolvable problems. We also
learn that man has no problems ex-
cept those he creates himself.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

An irate reader Of this great up
lift colyum presents US with a little
toy bull. Thanks. friend, we'll make
il our official mascot.
POME
Mary had little jug
She corked it up too soon;
The stuff inside began to work
And started toward the moon
WE ARE FOR 1T
t. make the punishment fit the
crime,
And cause these speed-ficnd, woe,
IN tell the world they should serve
time
A-,corching down below
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
GOOD ADVERTISING

The French government offered to
sell Henry Ford some obsolete battle
ships, thinking the great manufactur-
er might be able to scrap the vessels
and use the steel in his business.
Mr. Ford replied that he did not
care for single battleship, but
might buy the whole French navy if
il were for sale.
That was good news story, and
every newspaper in the country play
ed it up Henry Ford is the shrew-
dest advertiser in the world, as well
a one of the shrcwdest business men.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
THE REST AMERICAN CITY

Henry Ford says he will build q
city seventy-five miles long in the
Muscle Shoals region. 1t will be a
chain Of small towns.
Mr., Ford is looking ahead 20 years
when factories will get out Of the
cities so that workers will not al
together lose that great joy Of life
contact with the open country.
Size does not make a town. The
best American city is the village
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
COST OF LAW ENFORCEMENT


There has been some criticism Of
the amount Of money expended in the
enforcement of the prohibition laws,
out if some figures given by Prohi-
bition Commissioner Haynes are
correct, the money spent in this man
ner is good investment from the
standpoint Of the government
Mr.. Haynes says the cost of pro-
hibition enforcement to the federal
government last year was $6,274,523,
and that fines and assessments
against violators Of the law amounted
to $6,500,000.
The law must be enforced, no mat
ter what the cost, for we cannot have
. law on the statute books that is
not enforced, but Mr.. Haynes fig
ures show that the criticisms so far
have been not we'll founded.
And the showing is going to get
better. The enforcement Of this law
vill cost less each year.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
WHEN
by Walter G. Doty.)

by Walter G. Doty.)
When young men follow old mems
advice,
When all girls dress in a sensible
way;
When every play is worth the price
And books are all their publishers
say
When goodness counts for more than
cash;
When boarding houses cease from
hash;
When women LAY just what they
And men mean what they say for
sooth;
When bard grow fat and knaves
grow lean;
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

A government expert says that, as
a rule men whe work hard have large
families, but he probably meant to
say that men who have large famil-
les have to work hard.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Little can be said for the fellow
who will drink the kind Of whiskey
that is being sold these days. Let
him drink it and get out of the way
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

It would be better for congress to
pass the soldier bonus bill because it
wanted to do so rather than because
it was afraid not to do so.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

And now some British people are
wondering why Lloyd George doesn't
follow Brands example.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Once in a while. says the Columbia
Record, there is a cabinet officer
worth more than $4,000 a year
and somebody offers him better
job.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

You can understand what a diplo-
mat says, but you don't always know
what he means.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

The report that women's skirts
we're to be shorter seems to have been
just another newspaper yarn.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

There is a growing suspicion that
if we could abolish diplomats we
could then abolish armaments.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

When lovers always tell the TINT,
When fool proof motor cars h.,.
come
Look out for the millennium!
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

An optinist, says an exchange, il,
the man who can make a mole hill
out Of a mountain of trouble.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

There are said to he many poet
in Russia. Yes. and Nero fiddled
while Rome burned.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

An American cabinet may not be
very efficient. but it never resigns in
a body.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

What's in name? Mrs. Frank
Happy is suing for a divorce in San
Francisco
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

The country used to be filled with
old soaks; now it is filled with young
suckers.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Emma Goodman says she is . wo-
man without a country. So was Eve
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Those who lay prohibition is no,
being enforced should read the wood
alcohol death list
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

How congressman does squeal
when ne doesn't get his share Of the
pork,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

If the people really ruled, some Of
oar prc-cnt office holders never
could have been elected
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Any man who agrees with his wife
can have his way, observes an ex-
change.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
AN EDUCATION

Rev Billy" Sunday, the famous
evangelist, in a sermon to college
students. said
"You will soon forget most of the
thing, you learn here. The object
Of your college course it to train your
faculties for futuc services. This is
important, and you must not neglect
your studies here. hut your real cdu-
cation will begin after you leave col
lcEc.
My definition of an education is
this: To know what you want, to
know where To get it, and to know
wha; to do with it after you get it."
There have been many definitions
Of education. Have you ever seen Il
better one than thi~"
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
WINTER PASTIME

Paint up the old crock. The ou
saw says. Beauty is only skin de.,
but the paint manufacturers -,
Save the surface and save all.n Y
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

The road to Easy Street is paved
with good resolutions faithfully
kept
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

The German government has made
a poor "rep," on the payment Of re-
parations,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

MIR. Hoover says 1929 will be year
of recuperation Well let's get at it.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Women painted in the middle
ages" says a scientist. They still
do.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

We have seen many a black-haird
man who was light headed.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

1t is the hand that rocks the boat
that ruins the world,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

meaning cigarets new
~ erthing. He doesn't
suggest, however, who
he thinks should roll 'em. =.
o.
WHEN PA is SICK
When Pa is sick, he's scared to
death,
An Ma an US just holds our breath.
He crawls in bed, an puffs and
grunts,
And does all kinds of crazy stunts,
He wants doc" Brown, an mighty
quick,
For when Pas i'll, he awful sick.
He gasps and groans, an sort o.
sghs,
He talks so queer, an rolls his eyes.
Ma jumps an runs, an all of US,
An all the house is in a fuss.
An peace and joy is mighty skeerce--
When Pa is sick, it's something
fierce.
\ girl with cotton stockings never
sees a mouse, gargles Bill Spivcns.
o
POME
Every Goat-Getter
! grant you annoys.
But there i, only one "getter"
Who upsets my pOise.
And he is the bird
The king of kill-joys,
Who always comes back with
Yes. but MY motor. boys"
A Pennsylvania man advertised a
liberal reward for bunch of keys he
had lost. That night the finder of
the keys entered the mans office,
unlocking the door to the office and
his safe with the keys, and took
SlS4' Burglars, as well as chicken
thieves. read advertisements.
A MAN MUST EAT
There was a young fellow named
Hill;
Wha loved a pretty lass named Jill,
He found she could not cook,
He said, "For girls I'll look
Who can with skillets show some
skill.
We noticed a headline the other
day reading: Takes Dog and Flees."
There was an awful good chance for
typographical error.
"Th' only difference betwixt tn
thermometer an tn cost O. livin" re-
marked Amos Tash, who has a large
family like ourn, is that once is in
while tn thermometer comes down
little" "As l stand on my porch
| cannot see no reason why tn price
O ice should be so high"
"You should stand by your grocer"
argued the Business Booster.
Il always do when he is weighing
my purchases" replied Mrs. House
keeper.
Amos Kiljoy says He'll is where you
go when you die, provided you enjoy
ed yourself on earth.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

Money also covercth a multitude of
sins.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17

A gentleman never has to proclaim
that he is one.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
THE OFFICE CAT

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Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-02-17
I'OAIE

Every Goat-Getter
| grant you annoys.
But there i, only one "getter''
Who upsets my poise,
And he is the bird
The king of kill-joys,
Who always comes back with
Yes. but MY motor. boys"