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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
NAVY PLANS TO STORE
CRUDE OIL RESERVES

Washington, April IA definite
government policy of storing the Ma
vy's crude oil reserve in repositories
above ground and not depending as
heretofore on current production of
reserve wells was announced today
as the result of joint investigation
by Secretary Edwin L. DENLY of the
Navy and Secretary Albert B. Fall of
the Interior.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
HAS APPENDICITIS.

Mr.. George Kouns brought his
daughter, Miss Georgia May from
Blaine to Louisa Tuesday and they
went on to Ashland that evening. She
has appendicitis and it was expected
that an operation would be necessary.
She was compelled TO leave school at
Barboursville, w. Va, about the first
of February on account OF this trou
l,1a
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
EASTERN STAR MEETS.

At the meeting OF the Order of Eas-
tern Star on Tuesday evening the fol-
lowing were received into the order:
Mrs. Woots w. Gaines and Mrs. w. N.
Sullivan and daughter, Miss chattie
Sullivan.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
UNSIGNED coRREspoNDENcE.

Letters for publication in the NEWS
must bear the signature of the writer.
Lonesome Kid" Of Hicksville, 'Bus-
ter Bill" Of Whitehouse and a Lick
creek letter were among those not
signed this week.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
s1lIL CAPTURED IN PIKE.

Officers who had captured a large
SIN at Belfrey on Pond creek passed
through Louisa Thursday on their
way 10 Pikeville with the still, having
come down the N. d w.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
LEND A HAND

The men who are lifting the world
upward and onward are those who
encourage more than criticize Eliza
beth Harrison.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
MARRIED AT cATLETTseURo.

], w. Boyd. rs, of Catlettsburg, and
Mira C. Borders. SO Of Henrietta,
were married In catlettsburg few
daYs ago.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21
NEW Pos1MAsrERs.

A postmaster is 10 be appointed at
oil. Lee county. Mrs. Katie Dole was
appointed at Leeco, Lee county I.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-04-21

The BIG Sandy News will
bring your advertising Into
more homes fer the came
money than any other paper
In Eastern Kentucky 8,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
HEN.PECKED HUSBANDS

A secret organization Of hen-pecked husbands
has been in existence continuously since the year
1897 B. c., according to claim set forth on this
interesting fraternity's letterhead.
Any husband who feels that he picked a lemon
lin the garden of love, and want to join should
write to the Ancient and Honorable international
Order Of Hen-pecker Husbands. Its headquarters
are at Sowerby, near Bradford, England.
Applications are rigidy probed, to keep the or
ganization exclusive for the superlatively hen.
|pecked. ~ ~ H.
Women might start similar organization. For
every hen-pecked husband, there are at least two
|rocster-pecked wives. The joke writer's, however,
are quiet about that. They are men.
Hen-pecked husbands will chuckle at the YER
dict of a. Jury, which included five women, at
Hackensick N. j.
A husband sued a rival for $4,000 for aenat-
ing his wife's affections. Jury awarded him six
|cents damage.
How much is;a "lost wife" worth?,.I ,t'21. q
To one man, she mghtlbetwarth lesskAan six
cents. To another, her perfect mate, her value
would be infinitely into the millions. All values
are ledative.
Speaking of hen-pecked husbands and rooster
pecked wives, why Is il. that person with blesz
sed disposition often has close initiation of Satan
for a mate - . S~,.% -
Biologists answer r''or 5fhe 'ssapes reason that
little men gravitate to big women and diminutive
women to large men,"
Nature hates extremes, including brilliancy, and
is constantly fusing "opposes" to restore the bal
ance or normal tpe.
It's wise scheme. Otherwise, few hundred
sinner neOnle soon WOuld have all the others in
slave chains.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
AT THE THEATERS

Florence Reed, Broadway favorite'
and star of "The Mirage" which held
New York enthralled during the en-.
tire past season, returns to the screen
after long absence, in a remarkable
quadruple role in w. K. Ziegfeld's
fpremiere screen production, "The
Black Panther's Cub" In this mag
nificent protodrama, based on Swim
burne's immortal poem, 'Faustine,' =
Miss Reed is seen in four separate
and entirely distinct characterizations.
AS the story, Of The Black Pan
theirs Cub" opens, Miss Reed Is seen
as "Faustine" known as the BLACK
Panther and keeper Of the most no.
torious gambling palace In Paris. She
! is the shrewd temptress, the cold and
calculating beauty who has all Paris
at her feet. Many notables and mobiles
seek in vain for her. love. s;
| AS the story progresses there Is an
categorical. flash Of Swinburnas "Faus.
tine" the Empress whose thumb sis
ever turned down on the ,unfortunates
Of the gladiatorial ring. 1t is this
|"Faustine' that the "Black Panther
| is said to resemble and it is because
Of her unrelenting greed for gold and
1.-THE, attention Of men, that she has
been so named.
In the role Of the once beautiful
|"Faustine," now grey and wrinkled
old woman, but whose heart still
burns with a passion for greed, Miss
Raed does some Of the most wonder
full acting OF her long and successful
career.
Critics who have seen "The Black
Panther's Cub" credit Miss Reed with
the best acting Of her career The
Morning Telegraph OF New York says:
"We doubt II any actress could touch
.her as Faust'ne, the courtesan whose
charm and radiance holds all Paris at
her feet. Miss Reed Is subtle, allur-
ing and singularly beautiful"
! It was between scenes Of the filming
of Peacock Alley" the Tiffany pro-
duction for Metro, presented by Rob
ert 2. Leonard, soon showing at the
Capitol theater. Mae Murray was in
her dressing room, dressing room
done in corn -colored silk just the
shade of her hair. She was arrayed
in long draped, trailing black satin
gown. A Russian wolf hound lay on
1.-THE floor near chaise lounge.
IA picture of luxury, yet she said she
Twas Just a plain, hard working bust
ness woman. She was working on
F''Peacock Alley" the first production
she has attempted in her new studio
It takes courage to start out for your
self now in the face of the consors
iand hard times.
81 amd doing it Just on that account,
said she. Things are so difficult al
the moment The. censor bill is a
menace in So many wavs to artistic
production, But doing pictures of my
own gives me greatersscoDe."
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
EDITORIAL REVIEW
Comment. repEoduced iY--sn1s column may OF may not
, H. ts M Is, 6iss 2y 81 s s.
which are being discussed il II I1s.f ofIibe day u
LLOYD GEORGE AT PLAY

It is interesting to note one observers descrip-
tion Of Lloyd George in relaxation at Genoa There
came day when he was free to rest from the ex-
Iacting demands made upon him. He went with
his family for a drive along the coast and took
luncheon in the open air overlooking the sea-
After luncheon, we are told, ''he walked with ex-
hilarating vigor and enjoyment for some miles
down the winding and rugged paths He
went over rocks and stones at their steepest like
Ia boy. Down below in the fishing village, where
Everybody recognized him, at cafe table on the
|open piazzo, with painted houses behind him and
|quays and boats in front, the prime minister of
the British empire might have been seen writing
postcards for little boys who clamored for his
signature. Then in the late afternoon he went
back to work.
I 1t is a picture Of a man able to throw off the
heaviest cares at moments notice and enter
whole heartedly into simple, refreshing outdoor
enjoyments. The ability to do that is priceless
asset to any person who carries much responsible
|ity. Most of the men who bear the heavier loads
are able to do that: if they cannot, they break.
Cleveland went fishing. Roosevelt went horse
back riding, Harding plays golf, Lincoln relapsed
into buffoonery, Wilson - what did Wilson do?
Was it not the defect in him that prevented him
from throwing off his cares and playing simply
and naturally that led to his breakdown? ? -
Waterbury Republican.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

L AOl. 4 CLcl SOu
cate that print has satisfied the au-
tnorities he is the individual he pre-
tends to be. The thumbs proprietor
carries his print and certificate about
with him in a little book and they are
recognized, for instance, at banks.
Cows have no thumb, but no two
cows have noses exactly alike. This
may be true OF human beings, too,
but it has been found less convenient
to make prints of their noses than of
their thumbs.
In these days of expensive experi-
ments to determine which COWS. pros
duce the most milk, it is highly i'm
portant to know whether or not a
cow which is, represented to have
been tested satisfactorily really. is
the same COW that passed the test.
A comparison of nose prints will al
ways tell.
This discovery was made by Prof.
William E. Peterson, assistant to the
chair of dairy husbanlry at the Min-
nesota University College of Agricul-
ture. Also he, is Minn asota superin-
tendent Of official testing of dairy cat
tie. His picture is shown here.
| Professor Peterson elaborated his
system, in collaboration with Irving
Jones, Bertillon expert of the Mime.
Ihlpclis police department Minnesota
adopted it officially. Now every time
a Minnesota COW is teted and reg
istered a nose print goes with the reg
istration. s4
In conclusion, a print Of Minnehaha
Majesta Gold Lass, distinguished
Jersey heifer's, nose:
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
PRICES

Prices are going to keep on falling gradually
for the next 80 years, predicts Charles Henry
Macintosh international president of the Asso-
ciated Advertising Clubs of the World.
Macintosh believes that industry, until about
1850, faces the problem of getting business in a
falling instead of rising market
The minority Of leading economists have the
same idea based on past experience History of
prices is an upward movement for 20 years, then
adown for 80, the cycle repeating
When it comes to "the new price level" authori.
ties disagree. We don't know where we're going
but we're on our way
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
!, ADVENTURE OF
THE TWINS
BY Olive Barton Roberts
Servants quickly carried the phono-

Servants quickly carried the phono-
graph from the palace to the place
beneath Princess Therma's window
where the kings were waiting.
Nick and Nancy brought the magic
record with the words OF Longhead
and Wiseman.
And King Verde produced the magic
needle which had been the third peg
OF the heel of his left boot.
'tSilence!" cried the furious falcon
from the tree-top. ''We shall now
hear the words for which we have
waited so long,"
The machine was wound and the
needle put in place. Everybody held
his breath. There was faint buzz
ing. Then came the voice of wise
old Longhead: Both kings are i'm
fosters. Neither shall marry the
Princess Therma. The true kings
are bewitched. Let the false kings
try their skill at shooting and my
words will be proven true. Only tru,
kings can shoot straight
tits lie!" shouted King Indig.
Bring me by bowl"
| AC ldlSo. a-IOdIou f'h4A6 vOIuO.
Bring me my arrows"
"W!nat shall be the target? cried
everyone.
"'lhe dove at your window" cried
King Iadig.
| agreed" said King Verde.
a"Ch, no, no, no." cried Nancy in
alarm. please don't"
eyes," cried out the falcon. Let
the dove be the mark"
So it was settled
King InIig shot first, but his ar
row was so crooked it whizzed around
in circles and disappeared in the sky.
| "Oh!" moined the Diddyevvers.
King Verde shot next, but his bow
was so crooked that his arrow went
straight into the ground.
"Oh!' moaned the Diddyevvers.
sorrow for their king.
And now cried out the furious
falcon, turn the other side of the
record and learn the truth, good peo-
pie. You shall know all, for Long
head has yet more to say"
(To Be Continued)
Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.)
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
PROSPERITY.

Do you share the belief that, if high prices
came back, we would necessarily have a return
of war-boom prosperity? Fsa
This notion haunts many, all the way from
ssound economists to economic morons
/, At the other end Of the line is Russia with the
highest prices and the lowest degree Of prosperity
sin the world.
In Moscow a suit of clothes now costs 100000
Trubles-$772 $780, under normal or par rate of ex-
.change
We had that same situation, on small scale,
when sugar was retailing for % cents pound.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
MANDAN NEWS
Signature Is
Held Illegal

Judge H. l.. Berry granted the
injunction sought by Peter Wilmes to
restrain the county commissioners
from building the road from the court
house to the cemetery.
This road was started last fall and
has been completed for a distance of
nearly mile anl is within but a
short distance of the cemetery.
To complete the road it would be
necessary to cross land owned by
Peter Wilmes and action was started
to prevent this,
In his complaint Mr.. Wilmes insist
ed through his counsel that the law
requires tho signature Of six resident
property owners to authorize the
e%,ening of the road There were but
five actual bona flda residents Of Nor
ten county or North Dakota. he de-
c'ared, the signature OF Miss, Ger
rude Hager, now a resident of Mis- !
scUri, being invalid.
Judge Perry Sustained the conten
tions Of Mr. Wilmes.
What action will come from the
comm ssioners probably will be de-
cided at the. next ;:ee';a, If IL I
beard. &
Mrs. A. T. Faber and two sons,
Paul and Anthony left yesterday for
Chicago, where they will b., guests at
the home of relatives.
Irwin Lewis of Halliday, district
lagent Of tn, Minneapolis Mutual In
surance company, will establish his
Headquarters in Mandan within the
rear future. Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis and
four children will move to Mandan
following the close of the school term
at Halliday. II.
Mrs. J. A. Heders left this morning
for Minneapolis, where III, WI visit
at the, home of relatives for about a
month. Miss Ethel Haig;lt, who has
! sen attending the May Music Festi.
val at Grand Forks will joint Mrs
Heder in Fargo and accompany her
to Minneapolis. 3efs
Miss Arabella Warren, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. H. W. Warren A9f1 nc,
|'ond Ave. N. W., has been awarded
/ the firsngMze, s1o.Gs,is goMs in an
ESSAY writing, contest hX the ,,L.l.k ,,,BLalkoGta G
Concert Bureau. acting for. the 1North
Takotal Federation of Music clubs.
Miss Warren, a junior in the.'Nanlan
| high school and one of the editors OF
"Spatterinx" developed an unusually
interesting article on the topic "Who
Is Edward Johnson?"
Quicksilver is used in the manufac,
ture of munitions.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
SLIP 1T TO HIM!
(By Berton Bra!ey.)

When fellow has scheme vision dream
which he puts his very heart and soul,
fight through the daytime ana ue s
only brings him rearer to his gla, ).
You him quite bit bolster up his grlt
you cane him mid HIS trsUbes that annoy
him and vim if you'll slip boost TO nun
With a enthusiastic "Ataboy.
"Ataboy Attaboy"
a torc it's joy 53
It's phrase of honest praise wtfaut alloy;
Oh it keeps him ON his toes ''.sss : =. -
thrills him as he !.
When YOU boost him with a Of "Attaboy!'
There always flock of the kind of folks who knock,
Or around demanding to be Shown
And they useful, way, for they make display
All the vgor and the strength that he
the friends who wish him we'll
Never hrrta man, whatever his employ;
new there's sporting blood within
You will show with a shout Of oAttab5y!"
"Ataboy Attaboy"
It will help him to destroy
All the doubts and worries that anroy
You make his heartstrings throb
When he's sweating on the JOB 49,.
If you'll sing cut 60 1t, klaoo ,AtaDoy'
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
RELIGION

The church collection-plate interests psycholo-
gists. Money contributed to Protestant churches
of our country has doubled since the war ended.
This is disclosed at the Atlantic City conference
of the Federal Council of Churches
The report says 17,5O0000 persons last year
contributed $320,0oo,O0o to II Protestant denom-
nations.
The average for each contributor was about IS
cents week. ~f
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

accepted BY Dr. Hefry Fairfield Osborn, Of the
American Museum of Natural History, as proof
that man ascended from the ape.
1t is more logical to believe that the ape de-
scended from man. few Of the lowest types of
primitive man might very easily have strayed
from home, become lost in the fern jungles, and
degenerated into monkeys.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
THE MISSING LINK

Have scientists finally found the Missing Link,
slong sought as the connection between man and
monkey in evolution?-
! tooth that belonged to primitive creature
sneither man nor ape, but halfway between the two
lis dug up near Agate, Nebraska, by geologst
The tooth, a scientific sensation, is said to be
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

But in some of.
thNJ4a;in Amari
cam republics
thumb prints are
usehsh to identify
people who want
to be identified.
The prints are
taken at bureaus
established b y
the government.
The owner Of q
given thumb is
provided wit h
one Of his's prints
attached to a cer-
tificate s ayin 6
that he man
who can dupli.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
WHAT'S YOUR ..BUG"?

Secret service agents, in rading the offices
cf promoters of fake stocks and other get-rich-
quick swindes usually find "sucker list"
A "sucker list" is made up, for the most part
of names of "cream puffs," same being the name
that swindlers apply to gents who, in general
way of speaking possess at least one share OF
every stock ever issued. A Cream puff" is sure
fire when baited by share OF stock beautifully
Autographed in several colors.
A "sucker-list" follows the name of each cream
puff with key like these:
Will give you the glad hand if you talk
about pet bug, fishing. r..
Jolly him about his garden.
Obviously these have cunning appeal to the
prospects inner desires-the things he is most
interested in, but to which, usually he is too busy
to give his first attention.
Psvcho-analysts call an inner and repressed
desire a Complex For instance, man IN
.springtimc finds he cannot concentrate on his
work. What's really wrong is that he has fish
ing complex"
His subconscious mind wants to go fishing,
ahead of doing anything else Hence the con-
scious mind, befudded by the subconscious desire,
"has fishing on the brain"
Naturally, he "can't keep his mind on his work.
If the man knocks off work and gets out his
tackle and rods, few days of angling will erase
his fishing complex. He comes back, finds it easy
to concentrate on his job is convinced that
the change and the fresh country air. "did hin
worlds Of good" What really happened is that
he downed his fishing complex by gratifying it.
AS a slangster would put it. he gets his fishing
bug out of his system.
Psycho-anaysts, in presenting that line OF
reasoning, seem to think they have found some
thing new.
But it is merely an elaboration Of what was
defined as 'the suppressed function, years ago,
by Sheldon, Prentice Milford, David Gibson and
other business writer's who created the modern
psychology Of so-called scientific salesmanship.
/" Nothing new under the sun-though hash does
taste different from the original roast Of beef
Have you a complex "a repressed desire? If
so, appeasing it to moderate extent may do you
more good than barrel of medicine
The wise boys Of Wall Street, almost without
exception, have found their hobby or "bug" and
crafty it-gof, racing horses, yachts, fishing
big-game hunting, raising prize orchids or get
ting real Scotch from bootlegger. t5.%h
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
PLESIOSAURUS

The Argentine scientific expedition that went
into Patagonia to catch the rumored prehistoric
monster, is returning empty-handed. Thorough
combing failed to reveal aplesiosaurus. Old yarn
spinning sailors will chuck]e.
Each generation has its crops Of Baron Mum
Lchausens, who stir up tremendous excitement
about things that e&istonly in thalimagination
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
LIQUOR

Big agitation for prohibition breaks out in Aus
tria, whose drink bill now runs the equivalent of
about $6,220,000,000 a year, according to the OF
ficial estimate Of the Austrian government.
y This is three times as much as the Aussrians
spend on coal ]:
Plenty of money for saloon-keepers. None for
paying war reparations.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
PRINTS NOSE
AND THUMB
HIS is a thumb

HIS is a thumb
print. The thumb
print, as a means
of Identification
is well known.
50 70 ave his
thumb print ta-
!, ken, in this coun'
! try, ois a thing
the, average man
/ d:slikes. Usually
it is done by the
j polieanltiUsually,
! too, sittis done in
the hope that a
similar print may
8 be found lying
rO[u nd some
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

Most artificial bait is made to
catch fishermen, not fish.
April showers brought floods.
Burning rubbish yourself is better
than selling it to cigar makers.
The only reliable sign of bettert
time is Help Wanted" sign.
Knickerbockers for women are not
going much. 1t looks as If they are
on their last legs nov.
Proposed tariff on roofing won't
reduce the overhead in building.
They have found singing fish in tho
ocean. Probably the result of pouring
booze overheard.
The equipment of every photogra-
pher should include bathing suits.
1t is amusinp to see an old bache-
lor holding baby, and doubly so If
she is about eighteen.
They call it shortcake because it
doesn't last long.
Charlie Chaplin's lates film ''Pay-
day" was cut to two reels. All pay
days are short these days. .t
Doctors get by because they have
inside information.
Some men are 50 cautious they
can't buy gold fish without worrying
DER its turning to brass.
Many chicken, wise as an owl, is
taken for lark and acts like goose,
say the old hens.
In Georgia, the wind picked up a
load of corn and carried it to town.
May have been a trade wind.
Our criticism of the street car
service is that the cars usually are
going the wrong way
Conan Doyle tells us what heaven
/ is like. Cuss your wife's folks to
find what hell is like.
| Russia wants to trade old debts
for new debts.
Scientists says they have found
traces 0. the missing link in .Bryan's
ala ctato Pennl, inst won't leave
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
THOUGHT

The heavens declare the glory Of
God, and the ornament showeth HIS
handiwork.-Psalm 1891.
Sweet May hath come to love US,
Flowers, trees, their blossoms don:
And through blue heavens above US
The very clouds move on.
-Heine.
One of the earliest animals TO be
domeSticated was the camel.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

where elseW - somewh erst that the
printer woulde prefer not to have it
known he, had.BeeH. 1t ID Useless for
him, however, If, the duplicate print
lis found, toapretend heeWasn't there;
for no twoththubs leaves aprints ex.
acfly alil1aatG rei rIanl'fG
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04
TODAY'S WORD

Today,s word is CONSORT1UM. It's
pronounced -kon-sor- -shi-um, with az
cent on the second syllable.
1t means-a fellowship, assembly.
association, combination or union.
It's adopted. directly, from-Latin
"consortium," with the same mean
ing as when employed as an English
word.
Its used Like this-"Upon the terms
they name, certain powers are dis
posed to form a consortium to de-
velop Russian enterprises"
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

Synthetic leather and rubber are
made from yeast, glycerine. tar and
water.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

1t is amusing to see an old ibache-
lor holding baby, and doubly so IL
she is about eighteen.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

They call it shortcake because it
doesn't last long.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

Charlie Chaplin's lates film '.Pay-
day" was cut to two reels. All pay
days are short these days.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

The equipment of every photogra-
pher should include bathing suits.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

Doctors get by because they have
inside information.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

Quicksilver is used in the nlanufa'
ture of munitions.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-05-04

They have found singing fish in tho
ocean. Probably the result Of pouring
booze overheard.