South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-15

I Detng sC-d 10 scnoOi boys IN Mlsn-
awake Here's where the home
paddle can beat seven volumes Of
statutes.
The advertiser who declares that
no woman Ia too stout to be
stylish" is a shrewd and tantalizing
devil
/ Large crowds assembled 10 hear
/ the news Of the New York games, but
mp % this time the result has not
. reduced the prices of liver at any
OF The local butcher shops.
/ Salesmanship is one Of the finest
things in the world, but Il will be
: more profitable il a town will have
a good makesmanship interest to
( 60 with It.
The Californian against whom a
/ jud g1nent OF 1904. 900. 600 10000 was
rendered some time ago is applying
/ 90 the court for relief. Only a Rus
sian could pay such n debt as that.
The only possible help for an Amer
+ lean lies in prayer.
a Lincoln Highway music store
show window contains a display OF
/ saxophones. But being an optimist
we never despair.
Renal kissed Bouillon. the French
I ambassador. and the F'renchman
! didn't resent It.
We hate the New Jersey man who
sues a widow for $4,000 for breach
of promise. 1t would have been so
much more chivalrous and in keep
ing with the fine romantic instincts
/ of true Southern gentleman to have
killed himself rather than have ask
I ed for the money.
( October is showering the land
scape with flaming autumn leaves,
7 but If there is any of that spicy
uut-brown ale that Milton wrote
about, somebody has hogged IL all.
New York democrats declared for
wine and beer Here we are rock
ribbed democrat, dry as Sahara in
Indiana damp as summer dew in
| Missouri and wet as Niagara in New
York. What is a democrat, any
how?
/ Dutch almanac could pay post
I age and beat the Congressional Rec
ord getting a circulation.
Dr. Copeland of New York pays
a high tribute to sauerkraut as food.
But what is sauerkraut without pig
knucLes, we'd like 20 know.
Just 143 years ago there were
riots in England against the use of
machinery. but it is fortunate now
for humanity that there are ma
chimes to do its work, with most
people going to the movies or riding
i'm their fivvers.
In North Carolina a man arrested
for having hootch said he was using
IL for rheumatism. Sting him 10 the
limit. Any rheumatic who would
use hootch when he can carry an
Irish potato i'm his pocket deserves
no sympathy or mercy.
The bankers are right in th-ir
theory Of American participation in
restoring Europe, and the politicians
are right in the theory that even
the best and most necessary things
can not precede the slow operations
of the American mind.
y.-4 r..o.,v ,,fc+,,re Of tho
United states supreme court evo@es /
bur one observation. md that is.
Chief Justice Taft's pants bag at
The knees as much as ever.
We are sorry for the man in
whom is combined the fried pork /
chop appetite and the rheumatic
foot
Des Noines bans ladies sitting on |
the laps Of gentlemen while motor
Ing While such a regulation is, OF /
course. a disastrous blow at human .
rights. 81 seems to be necessary In /
order that motor drivers may not I
have their attention diverted from .
The wheel. 20 The peril OF other users
Of the highways.
Oh. oh. George Harvey has been .
eating English kidney pudding and /
washing +. down with champagne
The indignant drys and envioUs vets
can now move upon his works IN
solid pha'anX.
some men are born without
money. some waste all they have
and others bet on the Yanks.
A loving cup under modern con-
dItions may make a beautiful heir
loom. or something, but ii can never
attain the lofty altitude Of utility
that a pair Of pants occupies.
How did 1T happen. we wonder,
that Kemal did not demand Canada
and Australia?
Then. OF course. If the laundries
manage 20 edo all the family wash
the family clothes win then have TO
serve only members of the family
The new baby that said Mother"
I'VE minus IS attef IT WAS porn y NOW
three weeks old and 10 hasn't said
anything since. because. we presume.
of the preoccupation Of its princ!pa.
vocal organs
COAL! COAL. COAL!
Castleman's New Coal Yard offers
you the highest quality Of coal 50
for the best grade OF Indiana. SO
for the best grade 81 Illinois s11 FOR