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The Washington times., 1922-05-15
The Path
of Success
4 CHURCH (no matter where)
~ prints on the back of it's
- program of services these

q prints on the back of its
program of services these
words:
1 will not worry.
I will not be afraid.
will not give way to anger.
I will not yield to envy,
jealousy or hatred.
I will be kind to every man,
woman and child with whom I
come in contact.
I will be cheerful and hopeful.
I will trust in God and brave
ly face the future.
Read them again. They are
worth while.
Cut them out and paste or pin
them where you will see them
often.
About all there is in life worth
striving for is suggested in these
few lines.
Houses, lands, bonds, automo-
biles are fine possessions. But
far more precious still to anyone,
in any station, are the measures
of the mind and soul-composure,
courage, cheerfulness, tolerance,
kindness, hope-all these and
faith in something higher than
what the eyes see and the hands
hold.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
Our French
Friends Err
WYE are fond of France and

WYE are fond OF France and
" want to see her prosper
W and to be right all the time.
The wonderful struggle of her
people during the war, of her
peasant soldiers and her work
men soldiers, was an inspiration.
Most of our people, grateful as
they felt to France for her aid in
our Revolutionary War, were COM
PEELED to believe, through our in
ability to read French and the
necessity of acquiring knowl-
edge of French history and
French character from English
sources, that the Frenchman
had degenerated into a kind
of lounge lizard, little, mincing
dancing master; that his govern
ment was unstable; that he him
self was volatile as ether and un-
steady as the waters, excitable,
nervous, always jumping around
and never making any progress.
We have found the Frenchman,
however, to be the same sort who
conquered Europe during the
French revolutionary wars and
who furnished Napoleon his won
der working soldiers. We have
found that Paris was not France,
and that for the real type of
Frenchman we must 60 into the
provinces and otherwise study
French civilization.
But, unfortunately, the French
government, having deceived the
French people concerning Russia
and Germany, just as our Gov
ernment has deceived us, especial
ly concerning Russia, is now act
ing apparently under orders of
French bankers and financial ex-
ploiters. So France is swash-
buckling around, disturbing the
peace of Europe and enabling the
British, under Lloyd Georges
skillful leadership, to cultivate the
enemies which France has made,
and to restore the old friendships
which British conduct had lost.
1t is a pity that the French gov
crnment cannot see how it is all
coming out, and that, to serve
alert British self interest, France
is in danger of that enforced iso-
lation which duly spelled war and
ruin for Germany
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
Daylight SaUing---One
Mans Opinion
By BILL PRICE.

The worlds greatest piece of tomfooery-daylight
saving-was inaugurated in Washington today.
Sixty thousand school children; ten fifteen
thousand mothers who had to get them started;
100000 workers in Government offices and stores
and many thousands of others, including servants
and working men, began the day minus one hour
of sleep they are accustomed to having, all that
small minority of the population may have time to
play golf, baseball, tennis, or go fishing
Fine exhibition, this, of how easily human beings
may be deuded into thinking they are getting some
thing for nothing and that they are doing some
thing for Others And yet people don't under
stand how Barnum packed his big tents to suffoca
tion.
1t makes little difference whether the clocks are
turned an hour ahead or remain as they are and
folks start their day one hour earlier than usual
The result is loss of sleep, the upsettng of the
routine of American households, and endless dis
turbances in the business social and domestic circles
Of communities.
Nobody denies that the golfing, baseball, tennis,
and athletic fraternity will get much enjoyment out
of it all, probably physical benefits; that the home
gardener has time to hoe his cabbage and
turnps; that professional and business men derive
good but their enjoyment is offset by the thousands
Of tired mothers who lose sleep and rest; by the
multltudeS OF yaWnlng Scnool cnlldren ana workers
in every phase of life.
big part of Washington did it's work today
with its hands its mouth trying to hide yawns.
1t simply couldn't give its best to its duties The
economic loss, from failure of sleepy people to de-
liver effective service, can not well be measured.
And for something like another six months this
will daily repeat itself few will find themselves
in good physical shape from the outdoor recreatons
The majority will make good of the hour
gained and will lose of the restful sleep they
have been having.
You can't change the habits of most people. Their
bed time and their hours of arising adjusted to
suit their occupations the necessities of the homes
in which they reside. Young people by thousands
who do not understand the great Importance of
plenty of sleep will go to bed at the usual hours,
and they will have to be rousted out one hour
earlier. If the clocks set ahead hour, they
would not go to bed an hour earlier The silliest
flapper, heretofore turning in after a dance at
a. m. standard time wouldn't be deceived into turn
ing in at 3 a. M, daylight saving time.
And when you people all over Washington
gaping looking worn out and tired, you will under
stand that all engaged in trying to psychology
cally humbug ourselves and that contemplated good
results offset thousandfold by bad and
by complications that will bring upset nerves and
loss of health.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
THE WRECKER
BY S. E. KISER.

JAMES CORPUSCLE was big and red,
- And daring and aggressive;
His case. it might be truly said,
Was always the possessive:
He had taking way, and when
He liked thing he got it,
Not caring much how other men
Looked longingly or sought it.
lie bowled his rivals all aside,
IL His manner was defiant;
Possessing a thick, hairy hide,
He seemed a very giant.
He awed men in the market place,
And when his grip was frightened
The bulls or bears began to pace
The carpet. badly frightened.
JAMES CORPUSCLE had but to nod
- To cause the crowd 20 Scurry;
He ruled as with an iron rod.
His frown would cause furry.
He sat on many boards and swayed
The men who sat beside him;
Financial graves were always made
For others who defied him.
ONE night James Corpuscle was told
~ To put his hands up quickly;
The burglar seemed unduly bold.
He spilled his threats out thicky.
James Corpuscle put up no fight,
Inc burglar gagged anu Dounu MIN,
And left him, a pathetic sight
To those who later found him.
THE only moral to this tale
l. May be bit elusive;
More burglars ought to be in jail.
And fewer so intrusive;
When one, by bullying the crowd.
Spreads awe and CONSERVATION,
Why should burglar be allowed
To spoil ones reputation:
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
TAKE YOUR TIME, FOLKS.

An eminent English deoter says every one
ought to have a post .mOrtem for the benefit OF
silence He may be right, but We have . pesI.
tive dsineiiAatieR to he In any hurry to aeoem.
MEDIATE asisnes IN this vax
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
A REASON FOR EVERYTHING.

Tho boy stood on tho burning deck-
The reasons soon explained,
It was>so very, very hot
That sitting would have pained,
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
! THANK you
A SLIGHT DISTINCTION.

One Of the recent popular songs is entitled,
Don't Blame II AL On the Music" The writer
was nisinformed. The oensurs was directed
ut iak1.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
BLAME 1T ON KENEsAW.

St Louis has a baseball player who is threat.
ening to beat Babe Ruth's homerun record
Let Judge Landis be making preparations right
away to serve as an alibi.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

A NYWAY, he has burned
his jungle vine bridges
behind him and faces future
alone.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
a MISLEADING TITLE.

Somebody has written a book about The
Psychic Life Of Insects" We are assured how
ever, that It has nothing TO do with the war
profiteers who opposed to a bonus for tho
ex-solders.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

Sightseeing bus stepped in
front OF a large church in
Third avenue and the leo.
turer bawled outI "This,
isddies ana gents, IL the
church whore TsRy Pastag
used to preaoh-r
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
HE LOSES.

When a girl discovers that she can't make 4
fool OF a man. she decides that there is no us,
wasting time with such a fool.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
OTHER PEOPLES DEBTS,

France is busy insisting that Russia shall
nav that she has time to think OF doing any
paying herself, One would think she might be
a little less noisy than she is about bringing
up the question of debts,
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
ENTITLED TO A CHANCE.

filled by woman Well, It's no more than
fair that something is being done for the women
who live in Deslacs, N. Oak
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
INFORMATION WANTED.

Let's see: Are Greece and Turkey still at war,
have they postponed IL on account Of a
funeral somsthngY
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

Some OF those still sxpio.
sions make a lot Of noise,
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

Billy Sunday likens women
to INT, Well, TNT's all
right-if handled with care,
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
SMILES

When a statesman refers
TO the people It IL hard to tell
whether he says tho masses
or them asses"
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

A LTHoUGH nobody ac-
cused Willn-n directly of
being only legal heir to fly
ing marmoset, his state
ment seems to be made in
self-defense.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

III f will have no blue.
faced cocoanut grabbers
voting for him at next cleo
ton. His Jungle constitu-
ency has deserted him as he
left them.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

WHEN Bill flouts ring
w tailed gorillas and fuzzy
mandrils, he cuts off his last
possible source of votes.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

NOW. let us see him get
elected to something.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

RUT now Sweet William
has turned sour. He
comes out flathoofed and
loud pedalled against Mr..
Darwin's official ukase.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

He denies that he has any
relatives leaping around
in jungle and refuses TO be
responsible for any debts
contracted by dish-f a C e d
chimpanzees on grapevines.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

THERE is more to this
than floats on surface.
Why does Mr.. Bryan bolt
from monkey ticket? He
bolted Democrats during war
when they needed him. Why
does he desert simians now?
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

A LII these mental esca-
"A pades enabled Bill to
grab enough votes to be de-
feated for thirty years.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15
LEADERLESS
MONKEYS
By BUGS" BAER.
Copyright. 1879. ~ Der Company.

DILL BRYAN is still read.
- ing handwriting on blank
walls.
PILL has been premier
~ calamity soloist for many
years. But you must admit
he is Triple A guesser.
HE predicted free silver
"a in 1890. 1t took thirty
years for Bills guess TO
bloom. Then he stepped out
for equal suffrage. Twenty
years collapsed before ladies
got votes, but we must ad-
nit that Bill was man who
shillabered for them.
THEN William sharpened
= up his dull speeches and
went after demons in rum.
Ten years of oratoriCal
spasms and prohibition is
here when it's here.
w E must concede that
w what William goes after
catches him sooner or later.
A LII these mental esca-
"A pades enabled Bill to
grab enough votes to be de-
feated for thirty years.
RUT now Sweet William
~ has turned sour. He
comes out flathoofed and
loud pedalled against Mr..
Darwin's official ukase.
HE denies that he has any
relatives leaping around
in jungle and refuses to be
responsible for any debts
contracted by dish-f a C d
chimpanzees on grapevines.
THERE Is more to this
= than floats on surface.
Why does Mr.. Bryan bolt
from monkey ticket? He
bolted Democrats during war
when they needed him. Why
does he desert simians now?
WHEN Bill flouts ring
w tailed gorillas and fuzzy
mandrils, he cuts off his last
possible source of votes.
II E will have no blue.
- faced cocoanut grabbers
voting for him at next cleo
ton. His Jungle constitu-
ency has deserted him as he
left them.
A LTHOUGH nobody ac-
cused Willr-n directly of
being only legal heir to fly
ing marmoset, his state
ment seems to be made in
self-defense.
A NYWAY, he has burned
- his jungle vine bridges
behind him and faces future
alone.
. NOW. let us see him get
elected to something.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

THEN William sharpened
= up his dull speeches and
went after demons in rum.
Ten years OF oratoriCal
spasms and prohibition is
here when it's here.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

w E must concede that
w what William goes after
catches him sooner or later.
The Washington times., 1922-05-15

RILL has been premier
~ calamity soloist for many
years. But you must admit
he is Triple A Ruesser.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
Cane Sugar and Beet Sugar

The strongest fight that is being made against the
American beet industry is not made by foreigners
but by Americans A sample argument follows:
american citizens have built up industry in Cuba
which represents today at least billion dollars while
the sugar investors in this country have business
which is valued at two hundred Millions
The best TO this argument is that dollar
invested by in American industry is entitled
TO more consideration than five American dollars invest
cd in foreign industry.
American investments in Cuba represent prefer
for cheap tropical labor rather than highly paid
American labor They represent preference for Cuban
soil rather than American soil They represent Cuban
development rather than American development. They
represent taxable values for Cuba rather than taxable
values for the United States.
The Chicftain that it is good business,
from the American viewpoint TO destroy dollar in.
vested in Colorado in order to safeguard the investment
of five dollars in Cuba.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
A GREAT SOLDIERS RECORD

took part in the battles OF Tiefitsin.
Yang-Tsun, and tho Relief OF Picking
in the Boxer Campaign. At Tientsin
his conduct electrified the whole Allied
Force when he left the firing lines and
dashed far out toward Chinese lines
to bring in a wounded soldier. He was
himself seriously wounded. For this
he WAS breveted captain, and was
commended by the British commander
of thes Allied Forces, Brig. Gen. Dur
ward, who declared that such action
by British soldier would win tho
Victoria Cross.
HAD VARIED EXPERIENCES
Returning to tho United States, Capt..
Butler commanded detachments ashore
while recovering from his wounds.
later being assigned TO sea duty. In
1908 he Joined the Panama Expedition,
afterward going again to the Philip
pines. He became a Major in 1908. He
saw service in Cuba, Nicaragua, and
Honduras in short space OF time, and
in 1909 returned TO Panama to- take
charge OF Camp Elliott. In 1910 and
| again in 1912 he accompanied cxpedi-
tions to Nicaragua. seeing action in tho
latter campaign at the battles of era
NADIA and Leon, and the famous fight
at Coyotepe Hill In 1914 he went to
Vera Cruz with the fighting forces OF
occupation and took n sensational part
in the street fighting, for which he
WAS awarded ono OF his medals OF hon
/ or.
| In 1916 Gen. Butler went to Haiti
and took a prominent part IN the paci-
fication OF the island. He later became
chief OF tho newly organized Gendar-
merle d'Haiti. which he recruited and
trained. In 1918 he returned 10 the
/ United States. was made a colonel and
placed in charge OF the 18th Regiment
of Marines. which he took "a France.
Since his return from France he has
been a leader IN the Marine Corps
/ campaign Of education. economy and
efficiency. His work in command OF
the Marine Camp at Quantico. Va, has
commanded the attention OF the na-
ton.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
TWO MEN IN ONE
Frederick A. Hatch.

Most OF VI. arc different PERSONAL
itics in different surroundings. One
man in the home and with social
environment. and quite another in tho
office or tho shop. Makes mc thini.
OF thu boy who announced to his SIS
ter when shc came home from school;
There's company In tho rar,or."
How do you know" shc asked.
MAS calling Pa, dear"
Ono OF the benefits of Lent is to
help get the submerged ~cif ncarcr TO
tho surfacr and In the light Tho
dominant desires arc touched by the
sutrit Of tho season. and " ono - hon
est. sincere. l,c will want To bc moro
rc.& in tho life Of thc soul. And n wc
do mot get -uch . blessing from tho
forty days. they have done US little
good.
Tagorc. the BcpGali poet ha. this
urnctcnti,I thought In one OF his
writings:
II c.,n,, out along on my wny to my
try-t. Hut who is this that follows
mo in tho silent dark?
move aside to avoid his presence,
but escape linn not.
lie makes the dust ri-c from thc
Garth with bis swasgcr: he adds his
loud voice to every word I utter.
lie is my own little self. my lord. he
knows no shame: but I am ashapn-
cd to come to thy door In his CONF
pany."
Il not that expressive OF our owI,
experience when We arr genuinely
studying our inner self. Docs II nos
give line on tho way wc 90 often
prsy7 Surely In such season as
this. with all the rumble and crca akius
Of machinery in our ears xyyN on uht "a
remember that tho deep. rial thing III
tifc Is to have n soul which responds
to the limpid sincerity OF our loving
Father. For tho rcalc-t things In life
are the facts OF God, and OF our owi
relation to Him.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

In syrisc.
@ When and where was tho FIRST
Ford car madc2 r. J. e.
A. The frat Ford car was Model A
made in Detroit in 1909.
q How does the speed at whicl. a
movie camera Is turned in shooting a
picture affect the picture on the
sereen7 *. 4. r.
h Slowing up tho camera speeds up
the action. Therefore. if tho crank of
n camera is turned slowly, the action
on the screen appears rapid.
Q. Can an alternate in a convention
vote IL mis- principal is present but
refuses to voter T. y. T.
a. The rights of alternates are fixed
by tho rules adopted by each conven-
ton. but convention chairmen have
ruled that on roll call IL a member
answers present but not voting he is
copstructiyelv absent and tho alternate
may vote IN his stead.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

A. Dr. Carl 1ans. charge d. af-
faires at tho German embassy says
The term 'Deutscher Kaiser Ger
man EmperorD was, at tho time of tho
foundation OF the Empire. in lSl.
chosen By Prince Bismarck In prefer
ence to the term Kaiser Won
Deutschland emperor Of Germany.
In order to meet the federal character
OF the Empire and thereby to show
that tho King OF Prussia as Emperor
was merely 'primus inter pares' among
the various princes OF tho German
Federal states and that no special
rights OF sovereignty were connected
with this presidency Of the Federal
States of Germany"
@. Does a dlshonorable discharge
from the army deprive man Of ciu-
scnship7 l.. 8.
a. 4 dlshonorably discharged SOL
dior loses his citizenship only when hc
IVA. been discharged for desortion dur
ing time OF war.
O. Who was sir Hubert Stanley
of whom IL is said Praise from sir
Hubert il praise indeed" IL w.
A. Hubert Stanley is an imporcr-
i.hed squire In Thomas Norton
comedy Cure for the Heart Ache
published in 1921. The phrase Praise
from Sir Hubert Stanley is praise an
deed occurs in Act V. Scene 2.
O. After whom was the City of Den
yer named? u. n. s.
A. Denver was named for General
James Denver.
o. What are the oldest versions of
the Bihle7 a n.
A. The four oldest versions OF tho
Rihie arc the Auuila, Symauachus
Theodotjon in Greek and tho Peshitta
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19
TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS

Duke OF Westminster. repu,ed TO be
tho richest member OF tho British
pcerase, born q years ago today.
Sir Lomer Gouin. Minister Of Justice
IN tho new Dominion cabinet. horn a,
st. Grondincs. Que. 81 ycars ago to-
DAY.
William j. Bryan, former Secretary
of State and three times a candidate
foi President. born at Salem, Ill. g.
years ago today.
Alice French OCTAVE ThaneD. we'll
known author. born at Andover, Mass.
- years ago today.
William wambsSanss, snficlder Of
the Cleveland American league ba-c-
ball team. born in Cleveland. IS years
ago today.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

Martin may be fairly said be representative Of the
community interests of Pueblo There is question of
their ability their intelligence their honesty of their
sincere desire the best interests of the city and
its people. In cooperation with the city commissioners
and the city attorney, and with the help CT engineering
and legal experts this law has prepared 1t is not
perfect law. No laws perfect It is law that is
framed to meet situations of unusual stress and it has
unusual features.
Another Committee of Twelve, equally Intelligent,
equally honest equally sincere in the desire
the public interests would undoubtedly have written a
different law law that might have been better in
of its provisions, Law that probably would have been
in other provisions
If the who active in opposition TO this
law had been members of Committee of Twelve all
honestly striving to get flood protection for Pueblo
a matter of community interest, it is to be presumed
that their assent would have been given that commits
report and that the approved by them whether
better than this committees law would have
represented their best idea of what should be for
Pueblo.
Some opposition to the present proposed law may
have its origin with those who feel sighted because
they not chosen members of the Committee of
Twelve because they called into ltaon
engineering legal experts but this kind of oppos
ton would have had to be met in any event.
provisions Of the proposed law Objectionable
is not greater than the opposition that would have arisen
to any law, however prepared.
The opposition to this law that is urged because of
opposition all flood protection is nsncere and dis
honest the degree that it is based upon motives that
concealed and misrepresented.
The present local situation, The Chieftain sees
it. is that the people of Pueblo desire flood protection
as a community interest.
The people of Pueblo willing to be taxed for
this community interest in proportion to the benefit
they receive citizens and individuals.
The proposed conservancy law is at least good q
law could have been obtained anywhere in any
The sincere and honest opposition TO that law is
greater than would he aroused against any flood pro
lection law.
Public sentiment in Pueblo is strongly in favor oi
the enactment Of this ccnscrvancy law promptly
possible. Practically, that sentiment is unanimous
Particular plar. of flood protection and the in
Vulnerable details Of those plans, may well be set aside
for discussion later according the ample provision.
of The proposed Law.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-19

y. j.. Oct. - i7ss.
itsi-Thc Illinois Central Railroad
Company was formally organized
a, n meeting OF the incorporates
In New York.
is7i-EiEcnr Alexandra CARDINAL Tas-
chcrcsu was consrcrs;cd Roman
Catholic archbishop OF quebec.
isso-Gcnersl George Won Caprivi WAS
appointed to s-Iccccd Prince Bis
marck as Imperial German chan
ccllor.
isso-Patrick Walsh. journalist and
former United States senator. died
at Augusta. Ca. Born in County
Limerick. Ireland. Jan. /. 1870.
1et.-James Harris f'airchild. for u
years president OF obcrlin College
died at Oberlin, o. Born at Stock
bridge. Mass. Nov. -. 1917.
iaso-The United states senate. for the
second time. defeated the treaty
with Germany.