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Earl Wells went to Holly Monday,
returning Tuesday.
w. l. Sbarpnack was transacting
business in Two Bnttes Wednesday.
Lee Kelley spent Thursday night
at the H. c. zimmet home
II. H. Williamson was business
visitor in Holly Monday.
There was no mail on the route
Thursday. on account OF the bliz-
bard.
Floyd Shafer ralled at the NJ. s.
Wilson home Tuesday evening.
Mrs Harry Zimmet and sons We're
and Vern called on Mrs. Y. II. Kel-
ley Tuesday.
Mrs. Earl Wells spent Saturday
with her mother Mrs Emma Col
Inns. SNv
William Fritz is suffering from
an attack Of the chicken pox.
A. r.. JACKIE was transacting bust
ness In Holly Thursday.
Mr.. nd Mrs. Harry Zimmet and
sons spent Friday with Mr.. and Mrs.
w. p. Grisier. en-
Mr. and Mrs. r. D. Chadric left
recently for Tennessee, where they
intend to locate. Mr.. and Mrs.
Chadric have lived hero several
years and Mr.. Chadiic was formerly
our mail carrier. We are sorry to
lose these people. %
John Harlow has purchased a jit
ney. We are wondering who will
help him drive it.
NJ. s. Wilson went to Holly Sun
day, returning Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. H. G.. Zimmet were
supper guests Of Mr.. and Mrs Har
ry zilnmet Wednesday.
II. FL. Williamson is contemplat
tnb having well drilled and erect
ing windmill in the near future.
Asa Lycan helped Aubrey Hicks
carry the mail Friday.
Helen Collins Is on the sick list.
Lee and Kelley spent Satu. day
evening at the Sophia Zimmet
homie.
Mrs. I. G. Maxey was shopping
In Holly Tuesday.
jess Fiscus has been spending the
past week with Harvey Zimmet.
George Ruggles. Jr., Jonn Harlow
Paul Brown, Leonard and Curtis
Owens spent Friday evening with
Pete Lunz
sirs. Bert Lrnz was guest at
the w. p Grisier home Sunday.
The dance at Plains Saturday
night was well attended and an ex,
cellent time was the report OF all.
The Resler Coat and Suit O., will
have a full line Of spring Goats,
Suits and Dresses on display at
Milady's Hat Shop, on Monday,
March 20.
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
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Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis and Charline
were Holly visitors Saturday.
Albert Bezona and family moved
to Buckeye Sunday.
Geo. and Ora Crabill left for the
aiders last week.
Mrs. Ira Farris who has been sick
with the 'Flu'' is able to be out
again.
Mrs. Hoover and son Tom, Mrs.
Howe and childrenwere callers at tn
Lindsey home Monday afternoon.
Irene Hopkins was visitor at
Prairie Queen school Monday.
Leonard Carter and Gladys Wake
man are absent from school this
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Howe and children
Of Holly were callers at the Bartti
home Sunday.
Henry Wakeman left Friday for
Oklahoma on a business trip.
Miss Daisy Furrow of Lamar spent
Wednesday night with Mrs. HOolton
G. w. Stockton and family NOV
ed to Bristol Wednesday. .,5
Baleiack family moved onto the
Stockton farm Friday.
Mr.. Hopkins and daughter Irene
went to Bristol Wednesday.
Miss Errrow the county nurse
spent Thursday with the Prairie
Queen school pupils.
W B. Haggerty was hauling grain
to Holly Friday.
Dave Weeks took a load OF house
hold goods to BRISTOL Wednesday for
Mr. Stockton.
Mrs. Pringle was caller on Mrs.
Pike Tuesday.
Miss Tracy Hecky is spending a
few days with Mrs. Pike
Myrtle Stockton spent Saturday
and Sunday in Bristol visiting with
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Stockton who
are here from Texas.
Mrs. Goff and children attended
Sunday School at Sody View Sshool
House SUNDAY afternoon.
Paul Crabill made atrip to Gran
ada Saturday to briug home his twa
sisters Ethel and Eta to spend
Sunday with the home folks.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
CHRISTIAN

Sunday School each Sunday at the
Star Theatre at ......... 1000 a. m.
Communion services after Sunday
School.
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c. B. Frost helped F. Tucker
butcher last Tuesday.
Jas. Mathews entertained com
pany Sunday night
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilchrist left for
north of Towner last week. They
have lived In our midst the past
year and we regret losing them as
neighbsrs for they are the kind of
people we like to have in our COM
munity.
Donald shedwetz started back to
school Monday morning after an
absence OF several days because of
sicknss. ;.
Last Wednesday several from
South Towner attended the Walter
Mayne sale east OF FOwner.
Mrs A. B. Pierce has been nurs-
Ing bad cold most Of this week,
but glad to report that she is on
the Improve
Mr.. Youtsey, Writ and Ed Bailey
made trip to Holly on business
Friday.
Some OF the South Towner people
attended the dedicatory sermons at
Towner Sunday afternoon and even.
ing.
Several have been absent from
our schools this week on account Of
sore arms, causd by vaccinations.
The Catholic Ladies' will hold an
apron and food sale on Saturday,
April Is.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

Christian Science service will be
held at the residence of Mrs. WIKI
tns each Sunday morning at II
o'clock. The public cordially invit-
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

w. $. Partridge is testing out a
radio receiving outfit and expects to
install theapparatus in the Cow
Club Theatre If satisfactory. We
may be able to say more in the
next issue OF the paper,
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
FOR OVER 40 YEARS

HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE has
been b T. used successfully In The treatment
HALLS oATARRH MEDICINE con-
Relieves by local application, and iii
Internal Medicine, Tonic. which acts
through the Blood on the Mucous SUR
faces. thus reducing the inflammation.
Sold by all druggfgte
F. J. Cheney q Co, Toledo. Ohle,
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

c. A. Walraven, who is now liv.
ing near Holly, was up in our part
of the country Monday. He came
after some of his feed and furniture
which he was moving to the ditch
country.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

Jack Jagow OF the Land Company
returned yesterday from ten days
vacation spent in Denver.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

If you want a phonograph we will
be glad to deliver one to your home
for a free trial. The Forich Furni-
ture Co. ct
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

Mrs.L. Christopher who is very
i'll was taken to the hospital in Den
yer last Friday.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

You can buy Brunswick Phono-
graph with ten record outfit for
$107.50. Pay $1,000 down and $1,000
month. The Morich Furniture Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
Notice to Taxpayers

In an effort to cut down expenses,
1t has been decided to try out in
this County the plan adopted by
other counties in the state for ass
essment work this spring; viz. the
assessor will appoint a day in which
he or his deputy will meet the tax
payers at the various school houses
throughout the county, where they
can list their property with him, or
send in their list by neighbor If
II 1t is not possible for them to be
there in person. We are trying out
this method on all territory south
of the rver, for II the plan WORKS
out successfully and the assessment
work can be handled in this way,
it will mean big yearly saving of
the taxpayers money. / believe,
too, this method will give more
uniform assessment, and, with the
cooperation of the taxpayers
should york ont very satisfactorily
A. J. DAyY,
Mch 9-4t. y County Assessor
Inc large Duofold in Fumed Oak,
$3.50 value. This piece of furniture
Is upholstered In good quality cov-
ering at prices less than it can be
bought at present time. Price
$1,000. The Morich Furniture Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

Mrs w. W. Heckathorne went to
Pueblo last Thursday to be gone
two weeks.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
PLEASANT VALLEY LOCALS

I'LEAi-siNI tALLEI LOSAl1o
G., s. Humrick and Clarence Her.
rick each butchered hog on We'd
nesday of last week.
Floyd Gilmcre is moving from the
John Young place to the place re
Gently vacated by Ollie Miller.
Lyman Herrick has been having
an attack of La Grippe.
The pupils that were vaccinated
against smallpox at Pleasant Hill
have very sore arms.
Charley and Rube Humrick made
a business trip to Holly Monday.
Mr.. Weir who hes been quite
sick is slowly recovering.
Al Smith of MexIa, Texas came in
last Tuesday.
Messrs. Kidder and schlager were
Lamar visitors yesterday.
John Duncan was in Denver yes.
terday.
W. w. Heckathorne made trip
to Denver last Thursday to bring
back some Eoupes for his eust9nfs
ers. ]. r. Bryce accompanied him.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

FOR SALE-the Z l-2 SW IA of sec
tion 20 and the NE l-2 of the NE
IA of section 50, %, AZ less the school
site. Price SIS per acre. Address j.
P. Dunn, 1871 Lawrence ST., Denver.
tt.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
Notice to our Patrons

We have established branch
house in Lamar, Colo. to distribute
Whole Grain Wheat and from now
on send all orders to Lamar instead
of Chicago.
WHOLE GRAIN WHEAT G.
Branch, Lamar, Colo. 37-tf
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
PIANO At SACRIFICE PRICE

Very high grade piano In our posses
session near Holly. Will give trem-
esdous reduction for quick turn
over Terms. II Interested write at
once for particulars to The Denver
Music Co, Denver, Colo. 9l6233o
A company of Coolidge girls,
Alice and Enola Glover. Verona Lau
nachand Rosy Morris came up to
Holly with Mr. Kendall last Satur-
day for an outing.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Rose were Lam
ar visitors last Friday.
John Backman who has been here
working in town for the past
two months went to Lamar Satur
day for brief rest.
Mr.. anl Mrs. Frank Griffith went
to Lamar Saturday to visit Mrs.
Rose Thomburg, Mrs. Griffiths
mother.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

I will open cream station on the
corner west of First National Bank
on Saturday, March Is and will ap.
preciate your trade VIII also
handle poultry and eggs soon. J. T..
Wells, Proprietor If.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

w. G. Kendall was Denver visi
tor Friday.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

w. s. Partridge went to Lamar
Tuesday.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
CHURCH
ANNOUNCEMENTS

BAPTIST CHURCH NOTES.
Sunday School 1000 a. m
Glasses for all. C. A. Tenny, Supt
Preaching services II a. IN. and 7:a
p. m.
Young Peoples Meeting GAS n. IN
Children's meeting, Mrs. Lewis
leader. at 3 p. m. :
Prayer meeting Wednesday at 1870
Qhas. B, Lewis Pastor. :"
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev, r. II. Cantwell. Minister
Sunday School at 1900. L. E. Pow.
ers, snpt. Glasses for all.
Morning Worship at Hoo with re.
ception ., ne4 members. Subject
AT G:15 Young Peoples meetins.
Evening service at 1880. Subject
Prayer Meeting Wednesday even.
ing ut 7.31.
All cordially invited to attend.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

Mrs. Gilmore and child have gone
to Lamar for a few days.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

We have a new stock of Picture
molding and frame any size picture
you may have. The Morich Furni-
ture Co.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16
The "Flu'

The Spanish "Ylu' still continu.
% to menace the welfare Of the
world, but the grief caused by
the chimney flNe has been and
stu continues to be an infinitely
greater source Of loss and grief
Look your aus over NOW and
sss that It IL sate-then look your
insurance policy over to see II it
il safe.
The Best Costs No More
I q tie local agent for the larg
est and strongest firse insurance
companies in America.
4. J. GILMOUR, Holly. Colo. Land
Company .Oftic4 South of Santa
Fe Station.
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

FOR RENT Two furnished rooms
w. J. Pratt. tt
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

If you want phOnograph we will
be glad to deliver one to your home
for free trial. The Forich Furni-
ture Co. ct
G.. A Walraven. who is now 1iv.
ing near Holly, was up in our part
of the country Monday He came
after some of his feed and furniture
which he was moving to the ditch
country.
You can buy Brunswick Phono-
graph with ten record outfit for
$1o7.5o. Pay $1,000 down and $1,000
month. The MOrich Furniture Co.
Mrs.L Christopher who is very
i'll was taken to the hospital in Den
yer last Friday.
w. C. Kendall was a Denver visi
tor Friday.
FOR SALE-the E IL SW Ia of see
tion 20 and the NE ~ of the NE
IA of section 80, %, AZ less the school
site Price SIS per acre. Address j..
P. Dunn, 1871 Lawrence ST., Denver.
tt.
will open cream station ON the
corner west of First National Bank
on Saturday, March Is and will APP.
preciate your trade. VIII also
handle poultry and eggs soon. J. 7.
Wells, Proprietor. tt.
w. S. Partridge went to Lamar
Tuesday.
We have a new stock of Picture
molding and frame any size picture
you may have. The Morich Furni-
ture Co.
Mrs. Gilmore and child have gone
lo LdHhdI loF IL" uayS.
Jack Jagow OF the Land Company
returned yesterday from a ten days
vacation spent in Denver.
Mrs. W. w. Heckathorne went to
Pueblo last Thursday to be gone
two weeks.
w. $. Partridge is testing out a
radio receiving outfit and expects to
| install theapparatus in the Cow
Club Theatre If satisfactory. We
may be able to say more in the
next isslln of the DaDer,
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

The Resisr Goat and Suit O., will
have . full line Of spring Coats,
Suits and Dresses on display at
Milady's Hat Shop. ON Monday,
March 20
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

Sec the new framed pictures on
display in our window. The Morich
The Holly chieftain., 1922-03-16

The Resler Coat and Suit O., will
have a full line Of spring Coats.
Suits and Dresses on display at
Milady's Hat Shop, on Monday,
March 20.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
.Laffs i'm the
News

a PHILADELPHIA woman
"A discovered a tramp In her
IA chimney. showing how re-
markabls It 10 where some women
viii 60 to find a man.
President Harding says he fsvors
q big Coal Commission. The coal
dealers are getting a pretty big
commission as II Is.
The trouble with spending a sum
mer in the big. open places Is that
most of them are in the mosquito
netting.
One London girl was so strong
that she lifted ! 1000 pounds out OF
q mans pocketbook.
1t took 100 years to build Noahs
ark. and It takes almost as long 10
build a home in the suburbs.
A New York minister married
forty persons in forty minutes
proving p. T. Barnum's assertion
that there's one married every
minute.
Steamship officials report that
there's nothing doing in the Green
Star limo. Not much doing In the
oreen River line either.
A cabaret dancer Is wearing
costume of sixty beads. Most OF
them are beads of perspiration.
English barons are going to court
TO explain matters Of state to the
king. American coal barons should
be sent to court to explain equally
important matters to the public.
Women searches for husband
who deserted her with dog.-News
item. That fellow can say his
wife's hounding him alright.
Lady Astor in London speech be-
fore woman's congress says she
represents q symbol. And most hus-
bands will recognize the symbol as
the dollar sign.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
REMEMBER?

vvYHEN corned beef was s
w And they gave spare
Sibs away.
And it took a mule to drag
away a quarters worth Of cab
bage.
And barber chairs were made of
plush.
And doctors charged a dollar.
And chiropractors were called
corn doctors.
And nobody ever heard Of pyor-
rhea.
And you could get a tooth pulled
for a quarter.
And the best shoes were only 81.
And q suit was twelve bucks.
And everybody went home at
noon for dinner.
And nobody ate bakers bread.
And there weren't many tele-
phones.
And a family Dragged If they
had a piano.
And music lessons were only
four bits.
And 1t was a scandal If you
came home In a hack.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
IN WHEWTOPIA
BY Les COnklin.

~ INK BUTTS was the most
bashful person on earth.
~ He was so bashful that ne
was afraid Of his sister.
When Dink lived in whewtopia
he never combed his hair because
he was too bashful to look at him.
self in the mirror.
The girls were wrong when thev
called Dink a woman hater. He
liked them. but in the Same way
that he liked TO look at . fire.
cracker-frorf a distance.
Dink didn't like cigars, cigarettes
or pipes. but he always rode In the
smoker just to get away from the
girls. II one Of them sat In the
smoking car he would ride In the
locomotive.
Dink was so bashful that ne
wouldn't call a girl by her first
name.
He would rather go to a funeral
than attend a dance.
When the girls started wearing
short skirts, Dink wore goggles.
When they put on socks, he stayed
in his room all day long.
Dink never rode In a Pullman
car because he was afraid that
some night he might make mis-.
take and climb into the wrong
berth.
One night in a subway Jam q
girl tainted in Dink's arms. He
dropped her on the platform and
ran off TO look for a policeman.
Dlnk was so bashful that ne
wouldn't look at the pictures Of
the girls In the bathing suit adver.
tisements.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
Medbury
Says
By John p. Medbury.

BY John L. MedDury.
a NEW YORK scientist says
that fifty or sixty years
IA from now dining rooms
and restaurants will be unknown
and people will be getting their
food 0t of the air through
straws.
IAN you imagine a guy walk
~ ing up and down the main
street with a straw In his mouth
inhaling a dinner7
HE'D be liable to set the
tenderioin steak that some
other guy had been sucking all
day for.
COME Of tho steaks you set In
the restaurants nowadays
could almost be inhaled through
a straw.
TSH1S scientist says tndt tns
air-is full of all kinds of good
things to eat II We only knew
where to get them. Tho city
would have to put up signs like
This block is pull Of cream puffs."
or go two blocks south for
chocolate eclairs."
THE only thing We could draw
out of the air in the street
cars and subways would be garlic
and onions.
IT would only cost US . nickel
any time We wanted to got an
italian dinner.
IF We wanted wine we'd have
to 70 out in front of some
brewery and puff on our straw.
WHEN you wanted to invite
w company to lunch all you'd
have to do would be to give them
a straw and show them the front
door.
WHEN We learn how to suck
w food out of the air well be
afraid to open our mouths for fear
Wen get full of meat and potatoes.
IT will be pretty nice to stand
on the corner waiting for a
street car and be eating your lunch
at the same time.
A MAN can leave the house al
$3.50 in the morning and eat
his breakfast walking to work.
WHEN he's had enough he can
w just put the straw in his
pocket until noon time~
THE clerks and stenographers
won't have to leave the office
at - o'clock. They'll just pick up
a straw and stick their heads out
Of the window.
THEN in five or ten minutes
they can wipe their mouths
and shut the window.
0F course, II they wanted to
they could leave the window
open and eat between meals.
THIS would be a great thing
for the real estate business.
Everybody would be moving out
into the suburbs where there was
more corned beef and cabbage and
potatoes in the air.
RUT then, some guys are so
greedy. They wouldn't be
satisfied with using a straw.
they'd go after their meals with
a vacuum cleaner.
tCopyrisht. 1922. King Features
Syndicate, 1nc.)
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
JU M PING
JINGLES
BY Lisle Bell

~ HE Inspiration-A woman's
club recently objected to lin
Il gerie displays in shop win
dows on account of their effect
upon the men.
THE POME.
IT'S false to hint that man will
When walking by frou.frou
shop
And fix his gaze, with wild, dis.
may
Upon the cam. t. sole dis play.
For It's not man who crowds to see
The lat est things In lin. gerie.
Nor is 1t true that he has sighed
Ger silk. en- slips not occu- pied.
What does he care for crepe de
chine
That Just a. dorns a window scene?
Why should he check his hurried
pace
70 rest his eyes on empty lace?
But when q flap. per hies in view,
Nor heeds the wind, as flap pers
do
A mans q man ;'tis not de. MED.
When silk. en- things are oc. GU.
pied.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

One night in subway jam q
girl tainted In Dink's arms. He
dropped her on the platform and
ran off TO look for policeman.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

Dink was so bashful that he
wouldnt look at the pictures Of
the girls In the bathing suit adver.
tisements.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

The girls were wrong when thev
called Dink a woman hater. He
liked them. but in the same way
that he liked TO look at . fire.
cracker-fror1 a distance.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15
WE'LL SAY so!
By 9. u. Knutt


CvERY man has a favorite
Joke he springs on his friend
- and We have a sneaking sus.
picion It's his wife.
As much as the Anti.Saloon
League has tried to eliminate
them. the hic(k)s still are every.
where In evidence.
Talk is cheap. they say, but
have you ever tried to hold a con.
versation with your wife over the
long distance telephone?
Iowa reports bumper corn
crop. but YOU can't prove II by
the women out there. They never
chow their ears.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

Lady Astor in London speech be-
fore woman's congress says she
represents a symbol. And most hus-
bands will recognize the symbol as
the dollar sign.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

Dink was so bashful that he
wouldn't call a girl by her first
name.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

When the girls started wearing
short skirts, Dink wore goggles.
When they put on socks. he stayed
in his room all day long.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

Women searches for husband
who deserted her with dog.-News
item. That fellow can say his
wife's hounding him alright.
The Washington times., 1922-11-15

RUT then. some guys are 80
greedy. They wouldn't be
satisfied with using straw,
they'd go after their meals with
a vacuum cleaner.
tCopyrisht. 1922. King Features
Syndicate. Inc.)
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-04-29
LEGION HEAD SUGGESTS
THAT TREES BE PLANTED

Indianapolis, Ind, April 20 Omitted
Press) .-""Living Memorials" III the
form of trees to be planted on Arbor
Day and dedicated to the memory Of
the service men who gave their lives
during the world war are planned by
the American Legion, under an an
ncuncement made here today by Ma
tional Commander Hanford MacNider
of the Legion.
In his message to the II 900 Legion
posts, Commander MacNider said in
part, "Let's plant a tree-surely
somewhere we can find a place to
make the world a little better and a
more kindly place to live in, and it
can stand there after we, too, have
gone--silently to tell the world: ]
represent the strongest Of all bonds,
the bond between men who have
served their country side by side dur
ing those dangerous days"
Although Arbor Days are celebrat-
ed at different times in the various
states, being proclaimed by the gov
ernors, the Legion has so arranged
its program that it will fit on whatev-
er day the state executives set aside
for the observances.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-04-29
MERC CHANTS COMMITTEE
TO MEET MONDAY NOON

The Merchants Trade COMMITTEES of
the Civic and Commerce association
will meet at the association rooms
Monday ;noen; and following IA special
luncheon, will hold their regular BIZ
monthly business. session. .:5.sfs:,s
Is this meeting q number of very,
important matters are toybe brought
up for consideration and tits essential
that there, be a large ,,represen tation
of the merchants present. Definite
plans for the. annual dinner and en-
;tertainment for. the farmers of this
community will be made at this time,
it is expected and arrangements will
then. ,be made for, the program. i. Al
QUESTIONABLE sent out recently to the
farmers was to: decide the date for.
this affair. g.. = 6 <s Ct : II
a. number of other projects which
are of special Importance to the ,mer-
chants, will be taken up at this session.
All merchant. members of the associa-
ton, who are. in good standing, are
members of 4 this trade committee. E.
a. Barker. heads the committee