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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-01
JUNEAU GIRLS
 ARE TO MEET
 D0UGLA GIRLS
High School Girls from Chan nel Towns Play Basket
 ball Tomorrow.

Girl athletes will take the center of the sport stage on Gastineau Chan at Douglas.
 The girls basketball five of Doug las will meet the girls team from the Juneau High School in the first game and the second game will be between the second team of the girls basket ball five of the Douglas High School and the Douglas ladies city team.
 The lineups follow:
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-01

Henry Berry, dealer in Curios Ivory Beads a speciality, 165 Fron Street. -adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-03-01
RUM0R BABE 
 AND M0CULS
 MAKE PEACE
Yankees Agree to $60,0O0 and $500 per Homer Says
 New York Report.
By WILLIAM J. CHAPMAN Universal Service Staff Correspond

Universal SerVce Staff correspond
 ent
 NEW YORK, March 1-Showing hat he has a good head for business, regardless of his $75,000 salary de. mand, Babe Ruth has left Milwaukee for a course of baths at Hot Springs preliminary to his regular spring raining work with the Yankees at New Orleans.
 Rivals lawn
 The champion sluggers salary for 1922 will be $G0,000, with a $500 premium for each home run-just double the figures for last year Thus with even 31 home runs to his credit, Babe will shade John McGraw
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

ben false or misleading statements
as to market conditions with intent
to defrad; where there has been
Combination or combinations to fiX
prices; where the commission mer-
chant directly or indirectly pur-
chased for his own account without
prior authority in writing from The
consignor; he may revoke a certifi-
cate already granted OF refuse to
issue certificate, and give publicity
to such revocation in the press Of
the State.
This law does not allow any days
grace for renewal of certificate. The
commissioner, therefore. urges all
commission merchants 10 secure
their certificates on or before May
LIST, 1922 After that date it will be
in order to institute proceedings ii
a court Of competent Jurisdiction to
compel compliance with the provis-
ions of this law, which will incur a
minimum fine of S25, and the cost
Of the suit
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
NEXT DOSE CAL0MEL
MAY SALIVATE YOU
It is Mercury, Quicksilver, Shocks
Liver and Attacks Your Bones

CalOmel salvation is horrible. 1t
swells the tongue, loosens the teeth
and starts rheumatism. There's no
reason why n person should take
sickeniRg, salivating calomel when a
few cents buys large bottle of bod
sons Liver Tone--a perfect substi-
tute for calomel. 1t is a pleasant veg
etable liquid which will start your
liver just as surely as calomel, but it
doesn't make you sick and can not
saliyate. .. ......
Calomel is a dangerous drug, be-
sides it may make you feel sick and
nauseated tomorrow. Don't lose a
days work. Take a spoonful of bod
sons Liver Tone instead and you will
wake up feeling great. No salts nee
eSsary. Your druggist says if you
don't find Dodson's Liver Tone acts
better than treaeherous calomel your
money is waiting for YOU.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

can homes, although oftentlmes
they do not last that long. That is
the reason that the American
home-owner is replacing his leak
ing equipment, by using copper,
and Is the reason that architects
and builders all over the country
are stressing the advantages Of in
stalling copper leaders and cutters
in the beginning to save this great
economic loss.
Another unnecessary expense to
home-owners is found in the IN
cessant renewals necessary to
plumbing pipe where rust-cIogs re-
duce the flow and deterioration Is
very rapid. The estimated total Of
annual waste in renewals to iron
pipe In hot-water lines alone is
placed at approximately $S6,500000.
The best practice among modern
builders Is to urge the owner TO use
brass pipe in the beginning for both
hot and cold water, and he free
from both repairs ana renewals.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

and it is generally considered that
this is to be a pretty big affair
staged here Saturday.
Sunday, the semi-pro elites Of the
ATLANTIC. ,SssbQard., the RexAA-, ca OF
Washington, are booked 10 take the
tangle with the. peers of Virginia
baseball and this duel is expected to
be one of the greatest games to be
dayd in, Virginia this season. Puggsy
Wright the Connie Mack of semi
pro ball, is mobilizing the strongest
squad he can beg. borrow or steal in
the effort to make the locals play
final season games in his 18th and H
Street Stadium. He promises good
game and says, Sony rain ran stop
us The local coach on the other
hand is equally. confident and says,
I've are ready and itching to GO"
~ The mighty DreadnaughtS have
only bowed in, defeat butt twice This
season and in each instance it has
been a strong opponent on the other
side when they took the short end of
the score. They are far from being
discouraged as they claim that they
were merely caught Out-of-step on
both of these occasions and that
they did not play even close to their
usual form.
Saturday game starts at 4
O'clock and Sundays game will be-
gin at 8 o'clock. ....
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
NATURE LOVES BRIGHT -NLl

We SEC the truth Of this staten,
in the varicolored flowers, the viva
sunset, the birds of brilliant plumage.
But We never see it exemplified more
attractively than in the person Of a
splendidly healthy woman How does
nature paint this health? Whv, in the
rosy checks, the transparent skin, the
smooth red lips of such woman. And
she mods it in finn flesh and rounded
contours. The ailing woman is def
cient in natural coloring, and she does
not even appear to advantage in cloth
IS that would set off her more attrac-
tive sister. Many women who long for
glowing ,Eealth will find that they, too,
tan have these charms if they will
give trial to that remedy which
brings strength to frail women-
Lydia r, Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. |
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
COMMISSION MERCHANTS GER
..... t- TIFICATES

Richmond, Va. Jun 1.-The Com
missioner Of Agriculture Merchants
registered with the Department of
Agriculture that their Certificate of
Registration. issued in accordance
with the provisions of the law, eX>
pires on the first day of May this
year. and must be renewed by filing
application for renewal ACCOMPANIED
by the registration fee. of $500. I'm
der the law, any person. firm, eX-
change association or corporation
who shall receive or offer to sell on
commission, within this State, any
kind of farm produce without regis
tered certificate. is declared to be
guilty of a misdeameanor and subject
to q fine of not less than $25. nor
more than $500, in the discretion of
the court, or jury, trying the case.
The term Commission Merchant"
as defined in the, laws shall include
every person. ;tirni. exchange, assO-
citation accepting or receiving farm
produce on consignment. or who sells
or offers for sale such farm produce
oh commission within this State. ex-
cept where sleh farm produce is sold
for consumption ,and not for resale.
The term "Farm Produce" as de-
fined in the law shall include all az
ricultural, horticultural and other
products, poultry, eggs dairy prod
utcs nuts. and honey; but shall not
include timber products. Horticultural
products, tea or coffee. peanuts, or
cotton when sold under the super
vision of chartered exchange.
This law Is intended TO afford pro-
lection to the shippers of farm pro-
duce Every commission merchant
doing business in this State is re-
Quired TO give fidelity bond in the
sum of $500, to secure the accu-
rate and, full accounting to the con-
siRnor of the monies received bv
such commission merchant from the
sale of farm produce sold on commits
sion. Its enforcement is placed in
the hands of the Commissioner of
Agriculture, who is CHARGED with the
duty of investigating all complaints
AGAINST Registered commission MGR
chants filed with him and duly GER
tilted to an accordance with the pro-
Visions of the law, make satisfactory
'aiustments and settlements. and if
from the evidence. he is convinced of
the existence of fraud or fraudulent
intent; where false or improper
charges have been imposed, where
there has been failure to account
and properly. or where
have been made with in
tent IN defraud; where there has
been false or misleading statements
as to condition, quality Or auantity
OF goods received; where there has
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

CEIPLE harmless rain-water, to
~ which Shakespeare llkened the
quality Of mercy, is NOT so merciful
as a great many people think. 1t
may make the crops grow, but it
cost the United States S626,5oo,000
last year Just the same.
While 1t caused the flowers to
bloom It went after the sheet metal
work Of the American home and
rotted away leaders and cutters,
valleys and fiashings to the extent
Of over half q billion dollars.
About 98 per cent of the homes
In the United States are equipped
with leaders. cutters. etc., Of any
thing but q permanent character.
A recent survey shows that there
are 5,175,O00000 feet of leaders and
cutters in use in the United States.
II placed end to end they would
glrdle the globe almost 40 times.
Five years Is the average life of
the leaders used on most Ameri-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
SPORTS
LVyWORTHS HERE

The management of the Rosebud
Athletic Club has just arranged a
game with the strong Linworth nine
of Washington to be played on the
North Alfred Street diamonds to-
morrow afternoon at 4:30 o'clock.
The Rosebuds have been putting up
excellent games all this season and
the Linworth team is reputed to be
Just above a little above the ordinary
in it's class Taking into considera-
ton everything that pertains 10
good ball, the contest tomorrow at.
ternoon should prove to be one worth
the seeing of any fan.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
FRED KNEW JOHNNY

Fred Smith was badly crippled,
physically, but his ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
kept him on a par with other lads
of his age. He Joined the pig club
and took care of his pig with great
skill and enthusiasm.
One day | overheard Fred talking
to his crony, and this is what ne
said:
John Mitchell says his pig is big
germ mine!'
And then in tone Of great scorn
he added: "I'll bet If we snapped
bed still say rs was the biggest."-
Farm Life.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
IN MEMORIAM

Sacred to the memory Of our dar-
tn line, but, as class, our young
ling daughter, LEONA PEARL
SULLIVAN, who entered into rest 10
years ago today, June =. 1912.
Loving and tenderly We laid her to
rest
Away from earth's sorrows and
And now she is waiting to welcome
US home,
With blessing of ko@vri > share.
13l-lp. Mamma and Papa.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
TODAYS GAME
STANDING OLE THE cLrRs
BIG ATTRACTIONS

The Newton A. c., of Richmond, is
scheduled to meet the Dreadnaught
team on the local diamond tomor-
row Afternoon at o'clock. The New
ton Club represents the largest COM
mereial corporation in the South and
is to figure in the three cornered
fight for the Championship of South
ern Virginia. 1t is one of fastest
baseball aggregations in Virginia
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

What tn country really
needs is common sense an
Christianity, an neither
p'itical party is long on
either.
Our new library is nearin'
completion an it's almost
purity enough fer a film
station.
tCopyrieht Mart Newspaper sorvlce.)
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
WITH The MAJORS
WASHINGTON DIDN'T PLAY

Washington needed a rest so Prov
idence sent a drizzle big enough to
have the Philadelphia game called
:off yesterday. Weather permitting,
Washington will hook up with Phil
adelphia this afternoon and again
resume her struggles to keep the
pace set for her IT. she wishes to re
tain that elusive third place.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
AMERICAN LEAGUE
Yesterdays Results D..

New York. 5; Boston. 4, .....,..
Cleveland. ); Detroit. 2.
ST louis. 1; Chicago; C12 inings).
Washington At Philadelphia (rain).
TODAY'S GAMES
Washington at Philadelphia. 1890
Chicago at ST. Louis.
Boston at New York. = ttst..
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
STANpING OF.FlIE o
NATIONAL LEAGUE
YEsTERDAY,s RESTLTs

Yesterdays RESULTS
Cincinnati s: Chicago. |.
Boston .: New York, 0.
81. Louis 3; Pittsburgh. ..
Philadelphia at Brooklyn (rain).
TODAY GAMES
New York at Boston.
~. Louis at PITTSBURGH.
Cincinnati at CHICAGO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

The commissioner is not authori-
zed to grant any extension Of time
and will insist upon proper perform
ance on the art Of every commission
mcrch2nt. ~
(Signed) Garter W. Wormley.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
A LESSON TO HUSBANDS

The man had been out in the cold
all day and his feet were very chilly
indeed. So ne opened the cook stove
oven and put his sock-feet inside.
Pretty soon there was a loud snap
ping noise, and his socks frightened
at the toes.
Removing his feet from the hot
oven and taking off his socks as
ridly as he could, the man found
white. -irregular-shaped objects
81 "a. lis eorns had popped
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02
Goitre Removed
Huntiaeton Lady Tells Hpw ..

eapsr Huntingdon Lady Tells How '-
B. V. Jones, 2734 Latulle Ave,
Huntington, w. Va, says she will
write how she removed a goitre with
Sofbol Quadruple, a colorless lini-
ment.
You can see the treatment and get
the names of many other successful
users at drug stores everywhere, or
write Box 35S Johannesburg, o.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

Winnipeg is famous for its wide
streets the widest OF any city in
America.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

Toledo is f. Ys r IT'S .i'.h
hatchery, the large io Bog. U1r-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

WGMSMS A wonderful assortment OF
,,,,c-c the new e-t shades and y
nRiS will want one wher
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-06-02

Mems & NoMen's Shoes & UXfordS
Seldom. very seldom 10 such o varied selee'
ton of fashionsble footwear offered at thi'
low price. Nsrs $3.50 W Women. $500 up
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
HAD LIQUOR STILL IN JAIL
Discovered After Prisoners Got Drunk
and Engaged in Free-for-Ali
Fight.

Wichita Falls, Tex.-When Cass
Tarver, county jailer, was called
to quell free-for-all fight among the
prisoners In the jail the other night he
discovered that the beligerents were
drunk For a time it was a mystery
to him and other officers as to where
the liquor that had produced the in
t0xication had been obtained.
a thorough search of the cells and
corridors revealed in an obscure cor
ner a homemade still 1t showed
much skill and ingenuity in its de
sign and construction, but at the same
time it was Of such simple material
as to make its total cost less than ST..
The biggest thing about the still
was two one-gallon cans which had
contained disinfectunts and had been
carelessly left in the Jail Connecting
the two cans was copper coil only
eighteen inches long
The prisoners conserved portions of
potatoes served at their meals. bits Of
corn bread, canned corn and anything
else from which alcohol could be pro-
duccd. and this mixture made "a mash
which was placed in one Of the cans
The alcoholic vapor w ear77rellsod
~ n,ar} ,au JirDash an old sock.
partly filed win charcoal The char
coal was secretly made in The Uil
hy the prisoners from bits of wood
which they managed to get hold r
there An old stove was used to heat
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

Zadock Sheffield what they wanted TO
90 about Starlight. Rattlesnake
Charlie Dix got the floor in split
second
IF il please your worship" said he,
u aim TO marry this GAL
q object shouted Attorney Tops.
He was oyerruled
Plug Hat shank got under the wire
first on the next heat. There amt
none Of US married on this jury" he
said Whats TO prevent her from
choosing any one Of u.s."
The question was put up to Star
light from the bench DO you want
to marry one of these jurors" asked
the court. or be sent back to the
reservationf'
Me-" said Starlight. Me go in
heap big movies.
Jury dismissed said the court.
Il object" shouted Attorney Tops
who's going TO pay the costs of this
case|
Gentlemen Of the jury said the
court, "all in favor of Attorney Tops
paying the costs in this case will say
Aye"
There were Il ayes" Gold Tooth
Nellie voted No" 1t was carried.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
ENJOY TIE GAME

CENTLENIEN who play golf will
~ tell you that the man who tries
too hard never does very we'll at it,
incidentally, he never gets any fun
out of the game
There are many parallels between
golf and life, which is doubtless tile
reason that 50 many people are devot-
ed 10 IT,
Golf, Of course. is a game, and only
game Yet there are many Of IFS
followers who can see only The advan.
tage of winning and who come in sour
and iIl-tempered if they lose
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
SILENCE

DLAY the silent part in oil your
! joys and sorrows. Let neither eX-
'esslve happiness nor great grief over
'Thelm YOU
Control your speech and spirit under
all conditions, even when the changing
din around you urges You to trumpet
topgued retOrts
When the storms of mischlef-mak-
ers shake your house of clay 10 its
very foundations and cause your soul
to ttembIe with apprehension, hold
your peace
BE cool and calm and patient,
To be otherwise is perilouS as it
invites fresh attacks from those seek
ing your destruction
Curb resentment through the snarl-
ing tempest lift up your faee TO the
wbirijng clouds, and remember that
beyond them there is always the clear.
serene sunlt sky. Indifferent TO the
elnmorouS noises below
Let not your heart lie troubled"
Think of the content that will d.
tirnately be yours II yon hold loyalty
TO the right course and continue in
won doing
Think of the eyes that are watch
ing YOU the loved o9es who are de-
pendent on You, trusting and believ-
Ing in the nobility OF your soul
DO nothing, think nothing and say
nothing Thar viii shake their faith in
you, or cause you to lose faith in
ynurself
BY keeping still in great stresses
Of emotion the atmosphere around you
becomes cooler and your enemies or
aceusers gradually lose their heat and
become more easily susceptible to
reason
Silence is the most magnificent and
impressive thing in the universe.
What more sublime than the hush
Of a starry night in the olitude of
vast hills or endless plains
What more than silence impresses
So deeply SO profoundly, the Thought
ful man or woman of his or her in
significance?
These close intlmacleS with Nature.
beyond an others. bring nome to us
long forgotten promises, old faces and
friendships lost In the mist Of years,
with startling clearness
But the best thing about silence
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

Manchester, n. Y.-J0ck. dog
owned by Miss Ruth Clair Labery or
this city, is to he awarded medal
for his heroism in attempting t. -ase
the life of another dog, the Animal
Rescue league announced Jack swan
% the rescue Of the other dog a .t
was overcome by heavy current Il
q brook, but failed to reach the auiH
before it went down J8ck is laar
German police dog and part terrier.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
By F. A. UALKER

whether we be with it in rhe yerdured
fields or forest, or ia our own rooms.
is that we get o closer view of our
faults and frailtieS in quite a new
and surprising light, frequently daz-
cling our wondering eyes and changing
Us for the better.
tCopyright)
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
Comedy Divorce
in Arizona Town

suspect tHaL Juuu was holding some
thing out on her. He useQ 10 come
Ia late at night whistling The Sheik'
through his false teeth and refusing
10 answer any questions.
Mrs. Oatman Immediately suspected
Starlight OcatjlIo, Il light sorrel flap
per of the Yavapui tribe, who wore
hers rolled down.
Mrs. Oatman put mud on her hair.
She then began cutting down on the
menu From then on she fed John
chile con earne ami prunes, tort!llas
and prunes, enchiladas and prunes.
flijoles and prUnes and tamales-and
pruneS For variety She served
prunes,
John Went out back of the house
one day and built covered pit.
Working patiently, he got it filled with
CHA monsters, lizards. xaagrones.
scorpions. taranrulas and ruttlesnukes.
Estelle failed to fan into it, out this
was simply because she was stronger
than John
The Last Straw.
John then mo0dily took to eating
Ioco-weed Cheered by its kindly
stimulation he dragged EsteHe ont Of
the shack one seorching hot after
noon hoisted her To the TOP Of "a
candeiabra cactus p feet high and tied
her there among the thorns.
Late in the evening neigbbors liv-
ing TWO miles away heard her pro-
tests and cut her down; bur Estene
was now convinced that her husbands
affection for tier was failing. She
hired Lawyer Lucas and went into
count.
John hired the other lawyer in Oat-
man-H. c. Tops, who used to be
ijgger boss on the graveyard shift in
Death Valleys Funeral range, but
who now owns and operates a ranch
where he grows cactus spines for pho
nograph needles Attorney Tops at
once scored heavily by invoking an
Old French law that provides for three
judges instead of one and getting two
friends Of Johns on the bench
The following jurors We're selected /;
Rattlesnake Charlie Dix, Shorthand
Dirty O'Connor, Hassuyampa Kr,uss,
Cactus Jasper (from ella Monster
Center), Holy-Roller OEourke. Silver
Tongue sam Bayless, Plug Hat
Shank, Hula Hula Kennedy, Painless
Hoag, Doggy Newton Chuckwall A.
Pugh and Gold Tooth NeIlie-foruerly
Of the camp at Golddelds ana now
proprietress of Ye OIde Arts Shoppe.
Abduction Of Starlight.
When court convened there wasn't
an inch Of standing room left. Mrs.
Oatman had nine of her children on
the benches, the tenth WAS at home
listening to the radiophone
The beautiful Starlight, named as
the woman in the case, was called
to the stand and charged with break
ing up the Oatman home
Il was abducted, She said
'NNhen? asked Lawyer Lucas
"Once in July, said Starlight
end several times last February and
March,
OBJECT Heliea Attorney Iopps-
lie was "Verruied.
State conciseIy as possI0le me CIR,
cumstances OF your abduction SAID
LAWYER Lucas.
"Why" said Starlight, Il swan the
colorado river 10 nave a conference
with oaI-ah. ana ne aoouctea me
Inc defendant was pun on inc STAND
10" mhch property are YOU WORTH
The Washington times., 1922-10-29

much about the matter. Had no
business monkeying with the dog"
he mutters. when II 10 brought &c
his attention. but when II h his
own offspring. he goes right up
in the air and yells.
When q dog is turned In at the
District pound. he II held for .
certain time. to give his owner-if
he has one-a chance to redeem
him. by paying a couple Of dollars
for a tag. II no one shows up to
claim him. the dog ID quietly given
his coup de grace and wanders off
to dog heaven without knowing q
doggone thing about It. The AMI
NAL Rescue League works with
the object Of treating the stray
animal along humane lines. The
District pound believes in protect.
ing the citizen from the dangers
that travel along with the home
less. half-starved animal. Both
institutions are doing splendid
work in the same direction while
working in different directions.