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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08

yantages Of the new location are that
he has more room and better equip
ment for his work.
The Seattle branch territory Of the
Ford Auto Co. has sold 2s lincoln
cars since Ford took over the factory,
according to news that has been re-
.eived by the Simpson Auto Co. The
factory produeron now is up to S5
cars q day, and by May 1. each work
ing day will see SO of the machines
turned out The orders are coming
for the cars just twice as fast as they
are being manufactured. according to
the news bulletin received here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08
AUTO THEFT COMMISSION
Continued from page 15.)

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advertising clubs of the world; Gutzon
Borglum, sculptor and president of
the international Sporting club; K. NJ.
Allen, member of the insurance COM
mittee of the United States chamber
Of commerce; and others of equal
lprchiinence.
The persistent efforts of this body,
aided by experts in crime prevention
and otheSauthorities. have resulted in
Ethe perfection of national clearance
}system, that will bring a powerful and
lldespructive influence to bear on the
lstrurture and ramifications of COM
lImercialized motor car theft and fraud.
land Qrovide means for standardizing
lmerhods of transfer of ownership of
Iinoto- vehicles.
| \ national clearance test to be ap-'
Iplied to all cars registered in the Unit
led States, has been carefully worked
Out! that not only will lresult in the de-
Election and recovery of great MAJOR
| ity of the unrecovered cars stolen in
the past that are still in operation. but
/ will prevent to very large degree, the
future sale, use or registration of stol-1
2 ncars in any state regardless of
changes in numbers and appearance,
| The rlans of the commission are
considered the most constructive and.
business-like that have been advanced
lsiEce the advent of the automobile it.
self, TO adequately protect America s
$6,550,e00,O00 of motor car wealth
asainst commercialized theft and
fraud f.s
Since Its inception, this body has en-
toyed almost unqualified moral sup
port and cooperation from many
isources among them pofice, detective,
Estate, Insurance and business authori-
ties, civic organizations motor car or
foundations, clubs, manufacturers, dis
itrlGntors, dealers and owners.
The commission occupies the unique
lpositieN of being the first national
4 workshop" built to deal with every
lphase and angle of the theft problem
land provide point of contact for and
cooperate with, all parties concerned
In its solution.
| That motor car owners may derive
greater benefit from the commissions s
work, arrangements have been made
to permit them to become members. 1t
Is thought that this will help to bring
about the unity in action that will go
u long way toward freeing the motor
car world from the burden of this law
Ilessness.
PROFTTABIE LAWLESSNESS
Motor car theft losses in the United
states every "a hours are placed by
authorities at more than $500 o.Ooo--a
starting average of 800, 900 900 year
iy-7a sum equal, If not greater, than
the aggregate loss by theft of all 9TH
er kinds of property.
This evil, which retards the progress
sive advance of almost every phase
and hranch of the motor car industry,
imposes burdensome, liability upon
owners, and great deal of work and
expense upon police and state depart
ments, is today one of the most prof
liable forms of lawlessness.
LAWS.
Many laws, to check the motor car
theft and fraud evil, have been enact :
ed. The majority of them carry heavy
penalties for violators and although
many arrests are made throughout the \
country. convictions seem difficult to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08
In The Headlights Glow

The Oregon Motor garage is now
remaining open day ana nish,. The
practice OF remaining open all night
was started April I. "A car washing
service has also been started BY the
garage which IS filling the require
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08

Rudy Tannler has moved his repair
shop from SIS Willow street to the
room on Water street behind the
Western Auto Co. location. Two ad-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08
REGISTRATION.

state and city registrations and
cards Of identification have brought
little relief, due chiefly to the, lack of
q national clearance system which
leaves it comparatively easy matter
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-04-08

Continued on page 40.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

for law which IS necessary in an orderly state Of
socie,y
Voters would do well bear this in mind when
they are approached by party workers 10 vote for
these offices purely partisan basis
Il VIII not De many years before the election OF
judges is held separately from that OF other officials
and party organ cations and labels will be barred
from any participation in them.
Until that time comes it behooves the voter to
carefully scrutinze the candidates the bench and
10 vote for those best equipped and frees from par
tisan or other influences
In the coming election. there is little question Of
the election Of J. Fred Bingham the Democratic
ticket and Judge Lem J. Oare on the Republican
ticket IL the great OF compare the pleas
Of fitness for the Office of me various candidates.
Independent voting the judiciary at this cleo
ticn will go far to bring the final and absolute
divorce Of the bench from politics. This is a spen-
did time for the voters to sign the decree.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
YOUR HEALTH By cd Dr. r $

doors. The younger this begins the
better
But suppose it is too late? Sup
pose the symptoms Of ricketts, have
begun? What then shall be done?
How are these babies TO be save
from stunted lives from. the sec
ondary infections like pneumonia
and from life-ruining deformities?
There is remedy-a simple
remedy. In cod liver oil is found
the something these babies lack. For
little baby Tablespoonful
three times a day. and for a bigger
baby a full teaspOOnful-this is the
way 20 overcome ricketts,.
Three or four months Of this
treatment will correct The deficiency
in the body Of the child This
remedy plus sunlight viii accomplish
the desired result
don't like cod liver oil, but only
an occasional baby objects 10 any
disagreeable taste. The avera sc
baby will take his dose Of medicine
and not complain.
1t is a pity to have any child suffer
from ricketts, and its depressing and
serious results when the remedy is so
easy 10 provide. Let Us give the cod
liver oil by all means. but let US also
be sure 70 give the child the sun
light with its health-promoting
qualities.
Nothing is better for the growth
and health of your baby than a sun
bath every day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
DEMONS SPEED.

An arplane with a speed OF 500 miles an hour
will be developed within a comparatively short
time" SO predicts Brig Gen. William Mitchell
assistant chief OF the army air service
Then. says Mitchell. business man will be able
leave New York ty early in the morning fly to
England have lunch transact business and return
home before dark.
If so. what would happen to prohibition? pic
rises. of a rum-hound flying over to London
for a spree back the same day.
In flying at terrific speed such 500 miles
hour the chief problem would be supplying air to
passengers and crew.
Mitchell tells of experiments. being conducted by
the army. using oxygen tanks to furnish air for the
people in alright cabin Of the dying craft.
Fast planes in another generation will be
as common autos today. Devices such
oxygen machines will be needed them. And they
will be monopolzed by patents.
About 20 years ago a writer in the old Argosy
magazine wrote story. "A Round Trip the Year
2OO0 in which he pictured earhs Inhabitants going
with meters attached to their noses. trust
had monopozed the air and was making people
pay the privilege breathing. Maybe this
writer more of a prophet than a "romancer."
Interesting problems will arise when airplanes
making 500 or 1000 miles an hour or more. come
into general use
The frontiers of countries then will virtually dis
appear The flying machine, conquering time and
geography will literally place the far Of
the earth Mr.. Average Mans door.
Prohibition or most other attempts to regulate
individuals conduct will be futile then. unless the
laws apply all over the world What will be the
good of drastic law applying only in country
when will be able to evade it by flying to
another country in few minutes hours?
What, for instance. would restrain a murderer
who could kidnap his victim in secrecy rush him
in flying machine to an iceberg jungle commit
the murder, dispose of the body and return? Once
home. If his crime discovered ne could
not be made to answer any charge except kidnapping
assault with intent KILL the actual murder
being committed outside his country.
The airplane will steadily lessen the effectiveness
of many laws within any given country. and inter-
national laws will become the most important
statues in the world.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
An INDEPENDENT BENCH.

IL is unfortunate that campaign orators have
found expedient make pleas for judicial candi-
dates on the ground OF their party loyalty
The custom. for 10 is custom not confined to
the speakers Of either party and does reveal con-
dition which should be remedied by change in the
election OF judges which would remove them from
regular party ballots
There can be no defense for a partisan appeal
for candidate for a judgeship.
The orator who pleads ,hat the party neeis its
oandidate upon the bench for partys sake
thst candidate II he be honest man. and adver-
tses his unworthiness IL he should be OF a char
soer who would could help party by his actions
O judge
II there be one place which should be free from
every influence OF party politicians is the courts
Upon TIE business. the knowledge the fairness or
judges depends the safety Of every right
To place upon the bench men whose verdicts and
rulings would be affected by their political associa-
lions is 10 destroy all government and 20 corrupt
Il In the last and final buiwar Of its guard anshir
Judges must be free only accord with
the law and the facts 20 keep even the scales OF
Justice and that respect FOR courts and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

A few weeks ago / sat on the deck
Of an ocean-going steamer looking
across the blue and smiling, white
hecked sea.
In the chair next to me was DR..
Alfred r. Hess OF New York. What
do you suppose we talked about
About the pleasant voyage. the
agreeable fellow travellers. the speed
of the boat2 No. Doctors can
resist he temptation to talk shop
We discussed ricketts,.
ricketts, is the most common nutri-
tional disease of babies. certainly
Of city-born babies. But it isn't
confined TO city babies-any baby
may have 1t.
In ricketts, there is som ething lack
ing so that the bones Of the body
do not develop and harden as they
should. The result is that the tender
skeleton will not bear the weight
of the child. The backbone does not
stand up, and curvature OF the spine
Is produced. The legs are weak and
knock knee results. Bow-legs come
from the same cause.
We know more about these things
now because the X-rays have re-
vealed the secrets OF developing
bodies. "a they have illuminated
many other heretofore hidden mys-
teries of life.
Or. Hess thinks three-quarters
Of all bottle-fed infants and great
many breast-fed babies-especially
those born in July or the early
summer-are afflicted with ricketts,
OF course. you will ask why these
babies should suffer more than fall
and winter babies There can be but
one answer-that they lack the mys
terious something which sunlight
gives. The babies born in summer
are 100 tiny and their mothers too
delicate 70 get out-of-doors much
before fall. Then. before there has
beeu a lot OF the beneficial exposure
70 the kindly sun along comes cold
weather with its Imprisonment OF
little ones
A growing thing cannot get along
without sunlight 4 Young plant
will wither and die and a young
animal will be stunted and deformed
without the sun. a grown animal,
like the horse IN he mines. may live
for a while without the hfe-giving
qualities OF sunshine. but a young
animal will die.
The lesson is perfectly plain. Since
there are few causes Of ricketts, in
babies born at a season OF the year
when exposure TO the sun Is their
privilege. let us protect all the babies
no matter when they are born, by
getting them into Gods out-of-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
The IowerdBa

They've just discovered that the
I. W. w. was responsible for sending
poisoned canned goods overseas dur
ing the war. We always knew that
u was poisoned but never knew be-
fore who was responsible for H.
Hunt the bright side of things.
urges old Tank Hup. for II the skirts
continue TO get longer we won't have
10 sweep the sidewalks.
With a few more price cuts on
Fords Riley Hinkle might be able
TO take part in Five Dollar Day him
self next time.
Met Schuyler Rose. the local coal
man. yesterday p. m. He appeared
TO be very discouraged over the nice
weather.
Every thing is going smoothly
with our marrying captain. He
hasn't gotten home to a meal late
enough yet TO have the potatoes
burned
David Boswell has got an Essex
car turned up side down in his dis
play room. II must have bored the
life out of Dave 10 see a car turned
over by men lifting II.
The best way 20 get up in the
world Is to get down to business. but
who wants to do that?
Art Macdonald IS back from the
American Legion convention at New
Orleans. The only reason that we
can figure out that Art didn't go to
Cuba while ne was down there is
that they wouldn't sell him a ticket.
I've decided on a name for baby"
said the young mother. 81 shall call
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
More Truth
0Than pOQtru
e ganes g AoNta6la &

KING CONSTANTINE SPEAKING
I'm a semi-detachable monarch;
When peace is abroad in the land.
Ny sceptre I sway for eight hours
a day
At my ancient and regular stand
am first in the hearts OF the people.
And first on the salary roll,
And my subjects unite in expressing
delight
Al my wise and benignant con-
troll.
But. once a fresh was has been
started.
There rises a general shout:
That sap-headed King Is 10 blame
for his thing,"
And I am abruptly thrown out
From country 20 country I wander.
In quest OF a bed and q snack,
For I'd hate quite q lot to be shot
on the spot.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

conscious is broken down. These
depressed feelings do not always
come TO their real form but present
themselves in fantastic forms In
dreams. Then. too. many dreams
are the reproductions of impressions
received during the day There are
other theories by those who refuse
to accept Freud's theory of repres
sion as satisfactorily explaining all
dreams. Thus DR.. William Brow.
says: The function Of dreams Is 10
guard sleep. Sleep is an instinct
like fear, fight and the rest. and
has a function which has developed
in the course Of evolution. At
night this instinct of sleep, comes
into play but it finds itself in con-
flict with other instincts and i'm
pulses. Desires, cravings. anxieties,
the memories of earlier days, all OF
which are the lower and funda-
mental elements of the mind well
up and strive toward consciousness
while the main personality is in
allegiance. If they reach conscious
ness sleep is at an end, but the
dream, which is a sort of inter-
mediary form of consciousness, in
teTvenes and makes the impulses
innocuous so that sleep persists"
Q. When Fitzsimmons bea- James
J. Corbett how was the Knockout
accomplished
A. BY the solar plexus punch.
The pit of the stomach or solar
plexus Is a well known vital part
and when struck. especially if a man
is somewhat exhausted, a slight tap
will materially affect him: the dis
tress which follows Will Oftentmes
cause him 10 collapse
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

Q. What were the total number
OF births in the United States for
1918. 1919, 1920 and 1921?
A. The estimated totals based on
actual returns for the birth regis
tration area" are for 1918, 1863
$40; for 1919. 1,373.4Ss; for 1920.
1,5OS,S74, and for 1921, 1.714,261.
O. How many women work for
living in the United States?
A. According to the 1920 census
there were s.549,S99 females. 10
years of age and over engaged in
gainful occupations in the United
States.
@. What were the names Of the
Greek gods representing the sun,
thunder. speed and the seas?
A. The Sun, Helios; Thunder.
zeus; Speed, Hermes; Seas. Poseidon.
@. Where was Eleanor H. Porter
born?
A At Littleton, n. H.
Q. on what day Of the week did
January s. 1884 come?
A. Tuesday.
Q. Why do people dream?
A. The psychoanalists believe
that dreams are symbolical express
sions OF depressed tendencies. The
theory is that a dream is the fulfill
ment of a repressed wish; that one
dreams of things which one has
scarcely allowed ones conscious self
TO think of for a moment. During
sleep these repressed thoughts and
feelings. which may have shocked
the conscious self but have hidden
away in the sub-conscious begin 10
work, for in sleep the barrier be-
tween the conscious and the sub
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
THE QUEST OF BEAUTY.

A Chicago woman. young of course. dramatically
offers to sell herself to who will contribute
a few thousand dollars enable her to restore her
former beauty.
The lady figured in accident some time ago
and a disfgurng scar remained to tell the story.
Neither the quest nor the method are
Women have done this very thing for ages.
The price was not always money OF course but
they have PAID in other ways for endeavoring to
overcome some of the handicaps of accident or of
nature
Beauty womanly beauty at any rate is
elusive thing which changes with the seasons and
the styles that are advanced by shrewd men as
getting money
The high-heeled shoe, which lifts the heels to
unnatural eminence has been considered a neces-
sty of beauty by most women They readily sold
themselves fo- this uncomfortable distinction They
paid in headaches, in curved sp nes in shortened
lives for the privilege of what they believed
an added attractiveness.
Savage women primitive in Their ideas of beauty.
are led to the belief that rings and heightened
lobes of ears are the browning touches of
tful and with a zeal equalled only by the civilized
woman n devotion fashion. they have paid
in pain and discomfort while they cultivated the
distortions and dishgurements Of and
The low-necked dress in winter, impressed upon
women beautiful custom, has collected its tolls
of furs in summer, also demanded addit on to
beauty is purchased at the price OF greatest dis
comfort and illness.
II there we're fixed standard of beauty, there
is for instance of the price of gold. might
we'll pursue It as the chief aim in life.
Unfortunately the thing that beautiful today
becomes ugly tomorrow hundreds of rls who
bobbed their hair are finding as the style shifts
back TO long tresses
It is to be feared that this girl who puts great
an emphasis upon the removal OF that scar will
md her advertisement of sale useless
For the xorderful thing about beauty is that it
cannot sained lost by accident. but is thing
of soul ard mind and intellect.
4 removal of the scar would benefit her little
unless she has that fire of personality which would
make it a thing forgotten by her friends unnOticed
by those whose regard she might wish II she has
that the scar will not count
Pretty is pretty does" has in more of truth
than the usual ep.grams for children.
our new tariff is said to be elastic tariff. It
has 20 be 20 cover a multitude OF sins
The man who doesn't know good fire.
quently gets IN the soup while eating it,
This winters coal shortage reminds us OF the say
ing Many cold. but few frozen"
Every man knows he VIII accidentally mail a let
ter in a trash before he dies
Sometimes we think the b0okworm is kin to the
hook-worm.
Anticipation is about all there kissing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

For a rumDus may start snd I'll
have % depart
For Russia or Norway or France.
Nor do I feel hope.ess.y bllghted.
When roaming ar alien shore.
For 7 know by and by tho peace
banners VIII fy.
And 7 shall pc Ringing once more.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

And loudly my praises are sounded
And gai'y my followers sing:
The blessings q peace that are
E.addtn.nE Greece
Are due 90 our exec lent King
However. I make no engagements
For more than a week In advance
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

Which I'd be II I ever came back.
Then-as soon "a the war drums
cease throbb.ng.-
And the enemy quits my domain.
I am called on the phone 20 return
10 my throne
And continue ny glorious reign.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
Bill Armstrong

her Euphrosyne. %" Her husband
did not care for the name. but being
e tactful fellow ne was far too wise
to say so.
Splendid" he said cheerfully
The first girl 1 ever loved was call
ed 'Euphrosyne,' and the name has
very pleasant memories for me"
There was a brief silence. Then
We will call her Elizabeth, after ny
mother" said the young wife. firmly
Ex-senator Cole IS 100 years old
He can remember way back when
congress worked occasionally.
Some mems idea OF entertainment
is to sit down in the basement in
the evening and watch their wine
working out Of the barrel And We
don't blame them either.
With the opening Of the Palace
theater we are wondering what Jake
Handlesman will build next
Andy Weisberg's new page at the
Oliver hotel looks as If he had Just
stepped out of a cigaret advertise
ment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
DINAH SIZED 1T UP.

Aunt Dinah was having a tooth
pulled by a painless dentist. The
dentist had difficulty in making the
extraction. Finally the tooth was
out and Aunt Dinah Strengthened up
with an evil glare in her eve and re-
marked: We'll. sab. Mr.. Dentist
maybe you all is painless. but all
amt"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26
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Questions and Answers
QUESTIONS ANSWERED


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be Unsigned viii all
hdental and replies
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

We hope that Tom Brandon
doesn't sell so much merchandise
today. Five Dollar Day that he'll
have 70 make a trip to New York
before night.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

Anticipation is about all there is to kissing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

Sometimes we think the boOkwOrm is kin to the
hook-worm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

This winters coal shortage reminds US OF the say
ing Many cold. but few frozen"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-26

Every knows he VIII accidentally mail a let
ter IN a trash can before he dies.