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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
OIL SOL SMILES
ON FAIR CROWDS
Visitors Delighted With Big
Puyallup Show

WEDNESDAY FAIR PROGRAM
Governors day. Automobile day.
Poultry day. Derby day. Thursion
and Mason counties day.
i.50-Poultry and egE parade.
with 10 float. and 500 West
ern Washington poulirymen
Ia line.
i:i5--Addrrss. Gov. Louis Hart.
e00-first running race.
2si0--iIigh wire walking By edu-
Gated dog.
ess0--Roman riding.
es30--Riding exhibition. Doris Me.
Cioave.
e;f0--second running race.
e:so--McCisave educated horse.
a.00--Isen ifur chariot race.
s:io---Iohn Henry Igons-evcry-
body sing.
a.e0--Third running rnoe.
a.so--slnging by Miss Moore.
a.i0--is~ar hunt with bioodhounds.
B.so--Fourfh running raee.
t.oo--Fiv~ NILE motorcycle rsoo.
ti5--Austraiian pursuit auto raes.
t.s5-tuto polo.
is,3--rsnIioon ascension and para
chute drop.
NIGHT SHOW
can fuwanIans Admitted Frerl
.:3o--Klwauis club parade and
stunts.
T;a3--ffrst night race.
s:00--sinrmg by Miss Moore.
s.f0--McCieave exhibition OF
horsrmanship.
ss.5--Sceond night race.
ssto--Iscn iiur chariot raoa
s.5o--Auto polo.
siio-->oveiiy fireworks display.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
Tailors Fined 500
for MisusinQ Label

NJ. Roth. Of Roth A Co. tailors at
ITO Cherry st.. was fined soc Mon.
day afternoon by Justice OF tho
Peace G. c. Dalton on a charge Of
unauthorized use Of union label.
y. q. sandstedt. city fireman, ties.
titled that Roth put a United Gar
ment Workers OF America label in a
pair OF uniform trousers when he
refused 20 TAX. them unieas con.
WINGED they wers union made.
Roth on the stand endeavor.d 20
d,ny this. but admitted he had no
authority 10 use a union label.
Notice OF appeal was given.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
80, 900 Cases of
Scotch on Boat

The Harrison Direct Line frsightsr
with about i.eoo tons " general
cargo from North Europszn ports
Il scheduled 20 arrive IN Seattle I'm
day morning. Capt A. Frank 10
commandins the vcssel which IL
now az Vancouver discharEfng .
cargo which Includes so.eoe cases Of
scotch whisky.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
DOMINANT CONSIDERATIONS

do you think skirts wifi be much
longerr
ut depends.- replied Miss Cay.
enns. ION whether the Paris fash.
ion tictators are more interested In
selling silk stockings or dress ma.
teriai. "--washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
HELPED 1T

did the doctor you went 70 Do
snythlnw 20 help your rhsusnssismf-
II guess so. II has gained on me
steadily ever since. ~--i3oston Tran.
script,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

BERT BUTTERwoRTH. Of 10.
Angeles. billed az tho Invest wire Ad
elubber.- was the main attraction at
the noon meeting Of the Seattle Ad
club Tuesday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

life husties for . public Office tina,
pays $1,000 year. I have my
doubts "---Blrmlngham Age Herald.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

A camera that photographs noises
IL tho invention OF an English eng
ncer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03
ANT FAMILY NAT TRY IT FREE

rAeassnds n rsrssfs srs ssAiNs
n<n,sslses. "Wksfs oss I nsia o frsst-
,r..rtAy hsafirr f.ai ea,ens ~ ~.
fsnily eun nss sAsa eeasisl-sfsa
I u,l shdls prestf- hkraf free
sn-'rl< kaills. sufsessri ~ ~ adequate
ta.A~ss ~. VI. n. Csfkreii, SIS
ilssAlas,er 81. Mssfisslh. Hired.
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

They arc eonsti-
patton and COM
mon colds. Many
doctors now be
love that colds.
tonsliti<. a touch
Of malaria will
cause cons,ipa-
ton. instead IL
constipation be-
ing their cause.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

In isas the Jews Of Portugal were
hanishcd 10 hrarii.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-10-03

rIvHE two ailments that people
l generally regard rs Of the least
importance arc in reality the cause
IL moxt serious illnesses and Of
the greatest propostson IL deaths.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

ROCKERS today at Ford's at cut
of SO per cent. There are $50 of every
style, grade and price. To show you
I mean business, there are 12 full
leather Grandpa rockers, brand new;
cost. sos TO $S5; you choice, $40; $3.50
bedroom set, 1925; $3.50 parlor set,
$50: $500 colonial set, $3.50; other sets
from $50 to $50. Refrigerators are
lower than ever before. Electric fans
are cheaper than ever before-a large
stock. Aluminium ware has arrived; !;
it's cheap end high grade.
Dressers, buffets, chiffoniers, Of
flee desks. bedding; beds are like new,
every piece being refinished: some
elegant rugs cheap; OIL gas and coal
ranges; ice cream freeZers, hard
ware and tools, show cases and add
ing machines; have three sizes OF
office safes new and used BICYCLES
so gallon measuring oil tank; porch
and lawn swings, baby buggies, tents,
Conclusion. There are now in Phoe-
nix 40 or so junzers on all corners
and vacant lots, and with wagons
going from door to door; you yield
to Dersistency and sell or present
them with your furniture and house,
hold effects. If you will take their
address, &C their bids, and call me;
you will make money. All these ads
about wanting car loads" and ware
house loads" of furniture is pure bun
combe. I'll buy and pay for all car
loads or It air loads" in the city or
in the state now for sale. keep ex-
perts who overhaul every article be-
fore leaving the house.
GEORGE o. FORD
220 East w. shington st. Phone 677G
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
OFFICE FURNITURE

Solid oak double flat top desk, 4S
x60, with full size rubber pad. 2
swivel chairs, leather bottom Of
flee chairs, ] leather Morris chair.
/ oak hall tree. am leaving Phoe-
nix and win sell cheap. G.. NJ. Muir
ken. 113 n 2nd Ave. 1t
IDEAL fireless cooker. refrigera-
tors and ice boxes, porch swing, bed
and springs, ice cream freezer. lawn
mower, dining table. Some good
rockers, 2 and 8 burner Perfection
oil cook stoves. as2 n. 1st fye. :
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
AND POULTRY

BABY CHICKS = Rhode Island
Reds: about blocks south of Twen-
ty-third and East Washington st.:
lot No. II. IL
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

Day before yesterday, you will re-
member, we offered a Buick Light
Six for sale. We said it was very
special proposition and it was. Sev-
enteen people called to see the car.
One, of course. bought it. Now we
have another big value, but it's not
used car this time, but new
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

WANTED-Will buy state oil
leases if priced right; give location
and quote your lowest. Box SIC, Re-
puhIicau 1t
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
7thAVe.Hotel Rates

Nice two-room apartments. $50 to
$50; bedrooms. SO and SIS a month:
everything new and clean; hot water
in all rooms. Free bath. Seventh
ave. and West Washington st. 1t
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

WANTED-Tent, horse, harness,
camp Magon Il o. Hall. Cactus. n
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

FOR SALE-Must sell my 3-pass.
light six roadster, cord tires, engine
just overhauled, all in good shape;
$325.00 or best offer. Call Sunday
1918 Sheridan st 1t
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
37-WANTED-MIscELLANEoUs
Furniture Wanted
Phone 4074.
Cotton Wanted

WANTED-co all grades. for
cash; no delay. Room 105 Monihon
Dld,r n
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

JERSEY COW, giving 2 gallons, $40.
Phone ARA D
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

Central. Nice cool rooms. loves
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
DULMAGE & DUNBAR

FOR SALE-1920 Ford ton truck.
gear shift, four speed forward, two
reverse; 1890 pound utility truck;
both in good condition. 2242 w. jack
son Phf ne b302 n
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
3s-LlvE STOCK
nnITP0G -ITP SEYS9

"DUROC JERSEY >
WORLDS top bloodliner Pathfind-
er. Defender, King Orion, illustrator
and Crimson Colonel; weanung piss
$50 each, trios no kin at fifty dol
lars - immunized. Louis Sands.
Glendale, Arizona. 1t
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
sALE-AuToMosILEs
Here's

4O2 Az N. Center
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
sa-LIvEsTocK
Woolies Woolies

3S5 yearlings and 800 fat ewes. (. q. b.
Mayer. May 90, 81 per head. Emery
10. Oldaker. 10 w. Adams. II
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07
18th Ave. and Jackson.

BAL w. washington st. 1t
WANTED-C Ceiling fan. Phone
1858.
ONE good hay derrick. one mower;
make. me an offer. Phone 3sJ2. n
FOR SALE ivory dressing table
and chair to match: / ivory chif-
fonier; l leather couch: library
table: / leather seat rocker; / wicker
rocker: 9 bowback chairs: / refrig
orator. Clio n. LIST Street. II
ADDING MACHINES-We sell the
Victor adding machine; has 8 banks
on the keyboard and has a capacity
UP to a million: Its the only ma
chine on the market that has this
capacity at anywhere near our price
which is $109, and Wen keep it in re-
pair for / year free of charge, and
well pay the transportation charges
both ways on all repair work il your
place of BUSINESS is out of town.
viii anybody else have the faith in
their machines to do this? S25 West
Adams st. Register Sales Co. 1t
FOR SALEl--Barbecue meat at 1419
E. Jeffel son St p
MESQUITE wood, s4 at yard: cot
tonwood $2.75 ct yard. Kelly's, 6J11.
u
FOR SALE-2 boys saddles.
miles west on Yuma road, Lateral 21.
SMALL refrigerator display case,
plate glass marble base, dandy for
chocolates or any small stuff; and
a bargain at $50. 327 w. Adams st.
Phone SOS7. It
FOR SALE-Cultivato plow, rake,
bicycles, saddle, good oil stove.
Phone 21sJ5. n
FOR SALE-2- ton FORK refrigerat-
ing plant, with high side, in perfect
order. Reason for selling, installing
larger machine. Also two 5-H. p.
single phase 120-220 volt G. Il. mo-
tors. Central Avenue Dairy. Phone
6S47. u
TALKING young parrot for sale
with cage. 519 n. Srd st. ?
BUCK rake, moving machine, sui
XIV rake, good and cheap. y mile
north Il east Indian Sanatorium. n
IT YOU want good light, have your
reflecfors replated. Phoenix Plating
Co. 215 East Adams st. Y
RALED alfalfa and oats. miles
west Of Center on Glendale Avenue.
hamlltOn O. oll----- NLnol..
FOR SALE-Reed baby buggy. 91S
E. Fillmore. -- Il
PLAIN colored taupe Wilton rug,
9x12: green chenille rug, SN9' cheap.
500 N. 9Th Ave. Il
MAHOGANY floor lamp, cheap
S44 N 9Th Ave.
FOR SALE = Several tons loose
wheat and barley hay Phone 2070.
"-'N'' ~ 1t
ONE double folding camp cot
good as new. See Hanna, two BLOCKS
west of Osborn school. II
PIANO for sale cheap; shown by
appointment. Phone $3.50 II
FOR SALE = Ladys Bicycle. A
good one. Cheap. ll0o y Isl avg.
In rear.
LATE Model Remington Typewrit--
er in excellent condition. owner out
Of town and will sacrifice Tor sSO.
This wont last long. See it at resi-
dence Of HI. McClelland. BOO East
Lynwood. -11Ie -
FURNISHED rooms and bath
extra large screen room. Modern and
newly finished Reasonable to res-
ponsible people Every convenience
Nice locality. 1882 w. Monroe. II
ONE Cary steel safe, inner door,
cost new $3.50; can be bought at $40.
327 w. Adams st. Phone SOS1 II
LARGE refrigerator, good condi-
ton, suita ole for boarding house,
restaurant, grocery or large family.
Price, $35. 726 n. Central Ave. Phone
21O9
HAY ETACKER. spring tooth har-
row and grain drill to trade for disc
cultivators. Box 49-D, Republican. It
TWO TODD protectograph check
protectors at $5 each. 327 w Adams
st. Phone S0S7. 1t
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

AN OUT OF THE ORDINARY
OFFERING
II you want the snappiest, best
value car to be offered for sale this
1922 season, read this ad carefully.
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

DESIRABLE screen sleeping porch
also sleeping rooms; day or week
private home. 430 West Jefferson. 2
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

WANTED-100 bales low grade
cotton-10c to zoe advanced on con-
signments. &c commission. Ham
mels and Son. 213 w. Monroe.
Phone 1892. II
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

FORD is the largest buyer in Phoe-
nix; will buy all or part of your fur
niture, tools, guns. mems clothes or
any saleable article; spot cash.
Phone 6776: 220 East Washington st.
If
Arizona republican., 1922-05-07

PAYING. the highest cash prices
for household furniture, tools, guns,
cooking utensils. Will be glad to call
anv suburban town md give esti-
mate. Call 5aS6. Il
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Will
King of this city and is one of
Hugo's most popular young ladies
The groom was pitcher for the
Hugo baseball team the greater
part Of the past season. For a
number Of months he has been
holding a position with an elevat-
or company at Cheyenne Wells.
But he has been a frequent visit
or to our city Stree leaving here.
The Democrat joins the couples
numerous friends in extending
best wishes for a happ united
life and We especially want to
congratulate the former Hugo
twirler in his catch and here's
hoping that he has q perfect
score s--"st c'.;sliec. -y.;ncoln
County Democrat.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Frank Kuzian of Chey snne
Wells and Miss Beatrice King,
we're unit d in marriage Christ
mas day by Judge John w. Veal
and ii e n wlyweds left on the
Mon ay afternoon train for Kans-
aafitv. Missouri. to spend their
nes ocn with Mr. kozisn's
par.ts. Miss King 10 the
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

The Kit Carson Cowboy Band
held their seventh annual reunion
at Kit Carson last week with a
big turkey feed and reception
for their friends. NThe affair was
one that will long beremembered
by the band boys and their many
friend.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

+. b. Mason of Arena, was a
county seat caller the first of the
week.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

j. V. Shankland was a Chew.
enne Wells visitor on Monday
from Arapahoe.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

start the new year right by
handing in your subscription.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

The county commissioners are
IN session this week.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Up in Greeley last week a man
was hailed up before a police
judge and fined SIS for cutting
the buttons off his wife's dress
in order to keep her from attend
ing a dance. Here in Cheyenne
Wells the p. j. fine the ladies for
too many buttons.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

The issuing of the 1922 auto
mobile license tags was commenc-
ed this week and the county clerk
aided by his assistant, Miss Mat
tie Trimble. are ready and will
ing to serve you. The price has
not been affected bv the stump
in business conditions and re-
mains the same as last year.
Licenses can be issued only to
the owner upon presentation of a
certificate of ownership or an
assignment bill of sale, care
should be taken to see that the
certificate of ownership has been
recorded.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Read the new advertisement of
the Liberty Meat Market on an.
other page.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Get your fresh oysters at the
Liberty market.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

AL oSSSIOu CFlS week,
Start the new year right by
handing in your subscription.
E. B. Mason of Arena, was a
county seat caller the first of the
week.
j. V. Shankland was a Chew.
enne Wells visitor on Monday
from Arapahoe.
Read the new advertisement of
the Liberty Meat Market on an.
other page.
There is hardly a day passes
now but what a person can notice
one or more trucks passing
through our city loaded to the
top with furniture. some coming
and others going.
The post Office and banks slip
ped over another holiday on this
print shop on Monday and closed
their doors. Well. when we get
as much money as these fellows
have we'll foller suit.
H. E. Davis, meat cutter at
the Liberty Market! has moved
his family here from Deer Trail
and are at the present time To-
Gated in the front rooms of the
old Albany hotel until a suitable
house can be had.
Chas. Eicbenberger's many
friends here will be pleased to
know that he is getting along
nicely these days and gaining in
health right along down in the
sunny south. Good luck to you
Charley IS our wish.
Up in Greeley last week a man
was hailed up before a police
judge and fined SIS for cutting
the buttons off his wife's dress
in order to keep her from attend
ing dance. Here in Cheyenne
Wells the p. j. fine the ladies' for
too many buttons.
The Kit Carson Cowboy Band
held their seventh annual reunion
at Kit Carson last week with a
big turkey feed and reception
for their friends. NThe affair was
one that will long aforementioned
by the band boys and their many
friend
To make things brighter for
the band boys at their big mas
querade ball last Saturday even-
ing, Mr.. Claude Rambo of the
drug store. pr scented the boys |
with box of his best havana's !
with his best wishes for a happy |
new year.
James, Goodnight and family
have moved their household be-
|ongings to Cheyenne Wells this
week from Kit Carson and will
in the future become permane t |
fixtures here among US. Jim we !
are glad to see you and yours |
with us again.
A customer dropped into the |
Valore Hardware store yesterday |
and asked Matt what the differ
ence was between a window
shade and ladies hose. That's
Easy, says he. A window shade
oils up from the bottom and
,ay. what do you know about
aides wearing apparel?
The issuing of the 1922 auto
Mobile license tags was commence
I'd this week and the county clerk |
lided by his assistant, Miss Mat
lie Trimble, are ready and will
ng to serve you. The price has
,ot been affected bv the stump
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Wanted:-To lease a small fur.
nished hotel with dining room
or lunch counter; will lease
from three to five years. Write
to B. W. Allen. I2O So. Lincoln
Street, Denver, Colo. 4Otf
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

To make things brighter for
the band boys at their big mas
querade ball last Saturday even-
ing, Mr.. Claude Rambo of the
drug store. pr scented the boys
with a box of his best havana's
with his best wishes for a happy
new year.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

Chas. Eicbenberger's many
friends here will be pleased to
know that he is getting along
nicely these days and gaining in
health right along down in the
sunny south. Good luck to you
Charley IS our wish.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05
Best rendered lard 15cts per
pound at the Liberty Market

For Rent:-Room for light house
keeping. Mrs. Eva Herrick ltp
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

There is hardly a day passes
now but whata person can notice
one or more trucks passing
through our city loaded to the
top with furniture. some coming
and others going.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

For Rent: "A good office room.
Inquire at the Valore Hard.
ware Go. 4Otf
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05
Dinty. Wv"

Big Community dance tomor.
row night.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

For Sale:-A good five room
house with four good lots; east
front; shed room for two cars;
good location and near school.
If interested inquire of ibis
office 4ltf
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

A customer dropped into the
Valore Hardware store yesterday
and asked Matt what the differ
ence was between a window
shade and ladies hose. That's
easy, says he. A window shade
rolls up from the bottom and
say, what do you know about
ladies wearing apparel?
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

James Goodnight and family
have moved their household be-
longings to Cheyenne Wells this
week from Kit Carson and will
in the future become permane t
fixtures here among US. Jim we
are glad to see you and yours
with us again.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

H. E. Davis, meat cutter at
the Liberty Market has moved
his lamily here ffSm Deer Trail
and are at the present time To-
Gated in the front rooms of the
old Albany hotel until a suitable
house can be had.
Cheyenne Wells record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1???-1969, 1922-01-05

The post Office and banks slip
ped over another holiday on this
print shop on Monday and closed
their doors. Well. when we get
as much money as these fellows
have we'll foIlor emit
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-05-26
BIG LAUGHS COMING

In cleaning house this spring, maybe you ran across the
old family album. If so, you had a laugh at the peculiar
clothing styles and solemn expressions of former generations.
Did it ever occur to you, that our photographs are also 60
ing to get 1.-THE merry ha-ha' when future generations dis
cover them in some obscure nook Of the airshiphouses that
will be in use seventy-fve or 100 years from nowf
The marvels Of today will be l~aughably odfashioned
later on. 1t is hard for us to believe this. That has always
been the way. Vanity being eternal, each generaton-while
laughing at the past-is cock-sure that the present is "the
real thing"
Have you read Mark Twain's satire, "a Connecticut
Yankee at King Arthurs Court"i Its film version makes
movie audiences roar at the ludicrous effect of a modern
armored knights with a lasso and knocking them down like
nine pins, with a fivver.
The stately viewpoint of the ancients is farcical, from the
1922 viewpoint.
At lumber mills, teams used to haul boards to boxcars,
where they were leisurely transferred by roustabouts.
AT a modern mill, the lumber is carried out to the box
cars on a long conveyor belt, a sort of endless moving platform
The lumber comes in a steady stream. An efficiency expert
has calculated how fast the loader at the car should work,
and the belt is geared accordingly. The loader works at a set
speed or gets buried under oncoming boards.
We regard this arrangement solemnly. But, having all the
elements of humor, it will make future generations haw-haw.
In the future, automatic machinery and inventions will
free men from industrial slavery. Cheap, fast-flying air
planes will enable all to live in the country. Cities, at night,
will be deserted groups of factory buildings.
We, voluntarily imprisoned in cramped apartments or
small houses, will seem queer to our descendants. Daily we go
to work in our prison cells, to pound typewriter keys, push a
pen or perform monotonous operations with machinery
When we might all be free in the outdoors of farmland.
Will the future consider us ~laughable, pathetic or crazy7
It's a good thing the average persons sense Of humor is
not highly developed. Otherwise, we might either revolt
against the stupidity of civilization-or laugh ourselves to
death at our dignifed solemnity.