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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-09-07

finishing hole. The green site on the
hill slope by the club house with that
natural hazard running diagonally
across the course Immediately in front
Of it is going to make the second shot
on that hole splendid opportunity for
him who has the nerve and skill to
pull it off.
All the holes in the nine are of good
distance with the possible exception Of
two, numbers and 8. which are each
approximately 340 yards long. How
ever, any criticism on the length of
these holes should be nullified by the
unusual green sites. Each is located
in narrowing ravine so that the sec
ond shot is extremely attractive and
interesting particularly when the
ease. or otherwise, of the second shot
depends so much on these holes, on the
proper placing of the tee-sh0t.
''Your two l-shot holes are very
good. The second, mid-iron shot,
has splendid green site, and the sey-
enth, mashie shot, has one almost as
good. No topped tee-shot win ever
get home on these holes and. while
the penalty for misplay is not severe,
it will behoove the player not to miss
from the tee on either of these holes.
ITO play your long hole, No. 3,
properly. which is we'll over 800 yards
long, one will have to set his head for
every shot on account of the three
natural hazards, two of which run di-
agonally across the course, while the
other lies in wait for the unwary play
er Just short and to the right Of the
green. When they play from this tee
it will behoove the long and short play
ers to select different sides of the fair
way in order to avoid trouble and get
the best results.
''The fourth, fifth and sixth holes
are not spectacular unless one would
call the sixth so with its double dip
and with its fairway swinging by the
swimming pond. These are
all fine two-shot holes. although the
fourth is perhaps little more than
two shots for all but the very long
player. know that If were playing
a match on your course and were one
down | should look forward to playing
these three holes because should feel
that if my opponent made the smallest
mistake on any one of them it would
be difficult for him to get four and
opportunity would knock at my door.
The fourth and sixth have very fine
natural green sites and the fifth can be
made likewise with little effort.
II think you will find every one of
your nine holes fine test of good golf,
the kind of test that allows the short
player an opportunity of playing the
holes free from trouble and getting the
best score that his distance permits
and yet which also gives the superior
player a distinct advantage provided
be can properly place his shots.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-09-07
GRANGE TO HOLD
DEBATES ON POLITICS

The Pine Grove Grange. which has
arranged for a series II political de-
bates. announces that Walter l.
Pierce, democratic gubernatorisl can
didate, will address voters Of the East
Side orchard district Monday. Septem-
Der Is. A joint detate between Mr..
Pierce and Governor Oicott was desired
by the Grange committee The latter,
however, has written bis inability to
be present. and the grangers are en-
deavoring to secure q substitute.
The grange has asked Mayor Baker.
Of Portland, to Be here on the evening
Of September . to defend the 1925 TX
position bill. Il is stated that q strong
opposition speaker Wil be pitted
against Mr. Baker.
On the Monday evening following
the meeting for q discussion Of the
fair, the grsngers pr0pCse a debate on
the ''Compuls0ry Educational" bill
They have written 70 +. S. Malcolm.
Of Portland, asking that the be pres
ent 70 defend the bill
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10

Bessie:-After nassagtng the chin, a simple treatment can be used to close the pores and harden the skin. This may be done by dashing cold water over the chin and neck, fol- lowed up by gentle friction from a coarse towel, or just an ice rub, un- til the skin glows. Witch hazel is another mild astringent. A powerful astringent is made from one part white of the egg to six parts water. This is painted over the skin and retained for 20 minutes while it con- tracts the pores.
 Mrs S:-If you send me a stamp ed addressed envelope, I shall be glad to. mail you a diet chart as there is not space to publish such list of foods at this time.
 B. T. A.-After the pores have be- come distended, it takes a long time to get any permanent results in con- tracting them Professional treat rnents will hasten this improvement, but you can help yourself with ;'r if you always close the pores after bathing, by dashing very cold water over the face and throat
 All inquiries addressed to Miss Forbes in care of the Beauty Ihats'' department will be answered in these columns in their turn. This re- Quires considerable time, however, owing to the great number received So if a personal OF quicker reply is desired a stamped and self addressed envelope must be enclosed with the questien-The Editor.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
French BOherne Passes Out!

Paris, April 6-Boheme, the land of Mimi, Trilby and SvengaIi, of poor painters and sculptors, of threadbare students and poets is no more. De- vastated by war, it takes it's place with Rheims and Chateau Thierry among the ruins of a land that was Moheme has become a tradition.
 The joyous student of the Latin Quarter. with a bottle Of wine in one hand and his sweetheart held by the other has become @ myth. The stu dents are still there, in smaller num- bers. to be sure, but they are no long CT joyous. They no longer sing; they seldom laugh. They are serious, tense, strained, counting the fictiona1 French coin which has disappeared since the war, the centime.
 LOeuvre urges that the govern ment suhsidize the universities to give the students enough money on which to live The number of students is diminishing daily. The Rumanians. Czechs- Serbs, Polish and South Amer jeans, who formerly came to Paris for their educations, are rapidly disap- bearing. Many are going to the Ger man universities, where the cost Of living is said to be from one-half to one-tenth the price Of Paris.
 American art students who wish to complete their studies in Paris would do well to investigate the cost Of liv- ing today rather than ask the advice of the graduates of Paris of other years. The figures published in the Review Of the University of Paris in- dicate that the life of a student at this school costs at least S1000 g. year. The days when the students lived on sa0 to $50 a month are gone, it seems, forever.
 Transposed into dollars at the cur rent rate of exchange, the bare neces- sities for the student are about as fol- lows, according to the review: Room, ten months. at S13... s13o.o0 Laundry, ten months. at Sa.. 2o.o0 Breakfast (cup of cofee),
 S1-50 month. 15.o0 Lunch and dinner at univer-
 sity subsidized restaurant,
 drinking water. but no wine.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
 anHE GOLDEN CIDI
N BY puYllS pQlLlDS

to speak and with g. posse
 standing guard round the house, at
 that, my dear" Mrs. Cameron as- sured her, with a look of pride in her
 husbands direction and a wild rose
 blush creeping into her cheeks, as she
 renlenab cred.
 And there weren't any automonil
 in those days, either, as you know We had to leg it to the nearest par son. he explained proudly. And your mother known far and wide to have the tiHiest feet in the county. my dear! And ten miles to be cov- cred in the dark and lodging psr- suers, too.'' Henry Gay was now chortling at the thought of that pre- dtcament of long ago as he told of 1t to his children.
 F'Is it any wonder that your son is
 romantic and fond of gypsies. sir ?''
 asked Mrs. Cameron sternly, as she, too, wiped away 8 tear, and smiled as she remembered.
 "Or that one of our daughters at least, is bound to marry for 1ove?'' said he, in reply. With such a TO- mantle mother as an example. Who carried you all the way to the par sons? Tell them that, and let them know the worst, do,'' he finished, with a chuckle Of joy.
 ''Quite true, my dears, that incor- rigib1e man carried me every step or those ten miles. That's why I'm here today!'' said Mrs Cameron, with an other proud glance at the man who had won her.
 Isn't it just grand to hear about such things, Ilona?'' said the excited Henry Gay, Jr., as he looked across to where his father, now a gay Loth- ario in his young eyes. was smiling and coughing.
 Gro Be Conttnued)
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10

school As result many students are able to take only part-time work. This is especially disheartening to those who already have been set back five years by the war in getting into work in their life profession. The schools are filled with embryo doc tors and lawyers 28 to 30 years of age.
 L'Oeuvre demands that the govern
 nent give some attention to the num- Der Of candidates in the medical and law schools Unless some assistance is given the future may see a danger ous lack of representatives of these two professions in French life For the law course takes five and the medical college seven years. And there are comparatively few French families today who can face the out lay of from s4,G00 to s7.000 to give their sons a professional education
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
DIET MENUS IN HOTELS

A New York hotel is trying an ex- pertinent so important that I wish every hotel in the country would fol- low its example. It complies every day a special menu card on which several different diets are listed
 If you are on particular sort of diet, if you are suffering from any special complaint, or if you have any tendency towards certain physical troubles you will find the right foods selected here for you.
 Diet No. 1 is for those suffering from intestinal irregularities.
 Diet No. is for fat people and contains only thinning foods.
 Diet No. 8 is for diabetes.
 Hyperocidity and such troubles are catered for by Diet 1.
 Diet No. is for colitis, malnutri- ton. underweight people and con- valescents. Being of simple, easily digestible, nourishing foods this is also particularly recommended for children.
 Diet No. is for arterio-sclerosis, high blood pressure, faulty kidneys or for those of advanced age or for those who have angina-pectoris.
 Diet No. ' is for those suffering from rheumatism, gout CT neUritis.
 Each menu varies with every meal and each is scientifically compiled by a diet specialist. If the guest knows the number of the class he falls un- der all he need do is whisper to the waiter that he wants diet number so and so.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
THE ROMANTIC STRAIN OF
 THE CANERONS

EsMother,"' said uona. as she slipped her coffee thoughtfuIly, after her mothers speech concerning Jimmie Warburton. Docs Truda love MT. Warburton?''
 Mrs. Cameron was slightly taken back at this frank question. She look ed across at her husband despairing- ly, as much as to say, What on earth are we going to do, you and I, with this young daughter of ours?''
 Even the resourcefu1 Henry had to snatch time to rub his nose thought fully several times before answ ering. It was not nearly so easy to bring up a girl like I1ona as it had been Truda Clearing his throat he smiled at his wife as he turned to Ilona and as- sured her that Truda had a great deal of respect for MT. Warburton and that was a, good deal, in these days.
 Respect? But no 1ove?'' she queried once more. with a world of wonder in her voice and eyes.
 "Wen, my dear, that is something for you to find out from your sister, herself. How should I know for cer- tain Truda's true feelings towards girls and your mother to buzz about. Besides, girls now a, days are not like they were in my time. There's no keeping up with their vagaries. You'll soon find that out. Now your moth CT, there and married for love, pure and simple, the old-fashioned sort, which is now becoming a mellow memory only, I fear.''
 tGracious, yes, your father and I eloped. Ran away, right under our parents noses, so
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
 }sBEAEIM IseHTHSrraE M Sr,l. ElE2S9RL }elz,,lga LEf1SI

A man should carry a Handkerchief when dancing with a lady so that he will not soil her dress. Only too often this courtesy is neglected and the lady returns from the dance with her beautiful evening dress shamefully sofled.
 ''Heartsick": I would advise you to go to the judge of the court of pro- bate ard ask his advice. Whatever you decide should be with the help of a legal advisor so that your hus- band will not be relieved of his re- sponsibility and you left with the chill dren to support. If the children were older it would seem advisable to tell your husband to leave and to support yourself and the girls by keeping boarders or sewing.
 Dear Mrs. Thompson: What should g girl say when a young maan leaves and says, I enjoyed being with you. Will you please advise me what to say? BLUE EYES.
 Say that you also enjoyed the eve ming, and ask the young man to come again.
 Dear Mrs. Thompson: I saw a re- Quest for a cure for warts in the pa- per and so I am sending a simple remedy used. Many years ago when I was a school girl I had what some one told me was a seed wart Ga large one with several small ones around it). I used the common school cray on (white) and completely cured it.
 Rub the chalk on so the wart is well covered. Have q piece handy to renew when it gets washed off. It is certainly the most harmless and simple remedy I know of and I can vouch for the effectiveness. S. E. w.
 You were very kind to write to me about your wart remedy and I am sure the result of your thoughtful ness will reach far and help many. Your cure is certainly simple. Thank you for sending this advice.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
Work Is One Remedy

ksSAf@ AS S4AO AhCAASAS
 To this estimate of the cheapest added railroad fare and other ex- penses. The student mustn't smoke. may never take 6 glass of wine or bee-, never go to g theatre or movie. not be sick or pay doctors fees-in a word, he must live a hernits lie in Paris, which is, to say the least, inn probable if not impossible.
 To combat the H. c. L. stud dents have been forced to abandon the care free camaraderie of Bohemian life and initiate their American cousins in an effort to work their way through the university.
 Student seIf-help has been assisted by the eight-hour law, which in many other respects has done so much to damage French reconstruction and delay return to normal. In oIden days a student would not have been able to have secured work, because the employer would have insisted up- on a 10 to 12-hour day. Today the employer who even permits his em- ployes to work longer than eight hours is in danger of being punished by the courts.
 Musicians, walters, stenographers. artists are spending their spare time completing their university courses.
 University Not Sympathetic
 The Paris University. however, has not yet developed the sympathy for the self-supporting students which is found in America. and the faculty is said to frown upon. the people who don't devote their entire time to the
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
NEW zTD TToF ro 4 OVE

called her husband, Ezra Eddy, 'ta living Judas" One of the women named as correspondents furnished the wife with an affidavit setting forth that Hubby had made love away from home. Eddy inherited fortune from his grandfather, a match manufac- turer of Hull, Canada.
 The zcffe seemed So think their z7aatch zrcs not made fn Reauen, bat iT-Gih-HHN.
 Loreleis Busy
 Love is smother line that the busy Germans arc now speeding up. Ap- pareniy the stipulations forbidding retaining weapons failed to reaci, the winged boy with the bow-and-arrows. Anyhow, annual report announces that the Prussian marriage rate has doubled since the year before the war.
 After that war, notking scares soRss men.
 May Become Church Belle
 Judge Haas of South Chicago, Ill, denounced nineteen year-old Glllie Buchanastin as vaznp and sen fenced her to attend church, all ses- vices, for six months Also to join in congregational singing. If she for gets the words, can she vamp?
 Aayhorr, after sig months Of ser mons GboHt DelilGh, Jesebsl, She6c's Queen and other noted sirens, per hdps TiIIis's life z7ly be reVomPed. Love and Law.
 Plaintiff oounsel in a case decided for the defendant in the Superior Court, Spokane. Wash, has applied for new trial alleging that the jury foreman sent mash notes" to an 1s- year-old girl witness for the defense.
 # loue GaGtss the syorId go around, # eertosssly oagkt to be able to re- UeTse q trial.
 The Older, the Easier
 The Hungarian government, at this session of the National Assembly, ad- vocated 8 new electoral law depriving women under thirty Of the vote be cause they are '<romantcalIy inclined' in favor of the deposed sovereigns.
 4 good A1oUie title could be made of ~Resnsory Hearts" but sDhere 60 thoss solemn statesmen get the idea tHat zoonaess o0sr thirty ere ssot fro naanticGLIy iacE;ned?"
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10

Dear Mrs. Thompson: I used a cream which brought a growth of hair on my face, which annoys me great ly. It is especially thick around my lower and upper lips Will the hair increase if keep on using the cream :? Would you advise me to stop?
 Is there anything that will decrease the growth? I had a fine complexion, but now T keep thinking of the hair all the time.
 CONSTANT READER.
 Stop using the cream. If it started the hair to grow in the first place it would naturally stimulate and in Acrease the growth by further applica- tion.
 T Apply peroxide of hydrogen to the 1air every night before retiring. This 9vill bleach it and make it scarcely Noticeable. The peroxide will also tend to dry the hair and decrease its growth.
 "E. G.: You should not have in vfted the boy to come back in. His conduct was decidedly childish. Do not apologize. If he sees his mis- take, however, and wants to come back, there is no reason why you should not let him.
 Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am very much worried. I want to go with boys, but my parents object. I am 15 years old. My beau comes to my window and I jump out and go to dances with him. I have such a hard time at home I never can go any where unless I slip off and go. What can I do? WORRIED.
 Obey your parents and stop going .sout with boys secretly. At the age of 15 you are too young to attend dances with boys.
 Dear Mrs Thompson: Is it proper for a young man to carry a handker- chief when dancing with a lady to prevent soihng her dress2 H. l. R.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10

larger duty of attending the meeting of the society (to which she belong ed) for the extinction of worthless Males. And, while she sat in the rocking chair by the fireside and kept knitting nice sweater for his ur- deserving self, the fourth fortunate would make a touch as follows: 'fYou see, Mary and I are negotiating for lovely little Summer bungalow up around squedunk way; we are short just a couple of hundred" and he is interrupted with: Say no more, sor; I've got you. Call up the agent right now so as not to lose what you want
 This dear lady would never fit into the following joke: Dear Doctor. my mother-in-law was at deaths door; and one bottle of your medi- cine pulled her through But it IS a fine thing to cultivate the mother in-Iaw or any other hobby so as to make a success at it. an all-around success. There are today many hob bies for women. Most of them started in this twentieth century. The most exacting woman cannot fail to find one Of her liking. Of them all, the only one I would care to reconl- mend is for the elderly lady to be just herself, subconsc1ously so, to make her personal influence for good felt upon her neighbors and her neighborhood.
 Tomorrow I will give you an in stance
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10

Sweet, So Sweet"
 The g ,ooO, ,000 Coffee Kings widow, who recently married Joseph Schwsrz, opera baritone, told an enraptu red interviewer that Last love, l think, may be the more beautiful of the two" having been asked to judge between first and last love, she hay ing had three husbands. Last love is chosen more wisely" And, she says, theirs was a romance
 Co7siderip5 that her father left her an HGpGiia7 suaar forta4r,e, z9hiLs hsT second kts6cnd left her that $7,c0C, DO "suqGr," and her nezo hass6GnG is full of sareet Hsaisic, z0ouldn't yoas soy pretty szceet for hsr"2
 She Had a Crusti
 Mrs Ruth Harris, suing Pauline Lord, the actress for $50,000, charg- ing she alienated the affection of hus- band, Mitchell Harris, offered in evt- dence letters alleged to have been written by the defendant. One baby talk missive inquires of the man: "Is you my pie?"
 The anszJer shoaId be: "Is you got douSh?"
 Love? Watt? Watt?
 Two Illuminating experts declare that poorly-chosen house lights have broken up homes and blighted loves. This assertion is based on psycho- logical light tests of 2,000 persons The idea is: Tired business man after hard day, irritated by harsh library or diniag-roon light, notes by pitiless gEaze Shat Wife is not so young ar attractive as she used to be.
 CrGshi Soss home # yost don't install lights shaded properly to izri- tate moon gEoz0, or stick to "fhe light that lies ;n z0onaem's eyes,"
 Cupid's Arrow Tips
 The high cost of loving has invaded Darkest Africa, announced Sir Thomas Dewar at a London gather ing. He said ''In t-Ie Sudan a wife cost four spearheads before the war. now a wife costs eight spearheads.
 4 sharp aGoaDce i11 the market, you'd sag, and seOereI good points izs c zcifs's fG0or.
 Can't Make Match Stick
 Naming two correspondents in her suit for divorce, Mrs. Ethel Eddy
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
DINNER STORIES

Three Scotsmen went to church, each clutching tightly the bawbee he intended to contribute when the plate was passed. Consternation reigned when the minister announced that this particular Sunday an effort was 10 be made to raise the mortgage, and asked every member Of the congre- gation to make a substantial offering.
 During the prayer the Scots held a whispered consultation as to the so1u- ton of their dilemma, and reached a satisfactory decision.
 One fainted and the other two car ried him out
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-04-10
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Apple Custard-Three eggs, one cup sugar, two tablespoons cornstarch, one cup grated tart apple, one quart milk. Whip thoroughly. Dust with nutmeg and bits of butter. Bake slowly.
 Swiss Steak-Take a round steak two Or three inches thick and pound flour into 1t. Brown in a skillet in a little hot fat, season, cover with wa ter and cook slowly, covered, until tender, possibly two hours. An onion may be added for flavor.
 Suggestions
 Steel wool removes specks of old paint from window glass without scratching the glass.
 Flannel should not be used in nee dIe books. as white flannel is pre- pared with sulphur, which rusts nee dles- A piece of fine linen or chamois is better.
 Mend a tear in a woolen dress with a -aveling of same material. It will hardly show. If mixed goods, use thread to match the direction of darn ing Slightly char or wet end of thread needle easily.
 Instead of scraping a frying pan with a knife, boil 1t in soda water. Otherwise the surface of the pan is broken and will catch little particles of food.
 In damp weather. when salt will not readily come out of the shaker, put in a few kernels of rice to ab- sorb the moisture.