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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13
Easy To Take-Results Quick
er In Highly Concentrated !
Form
EACH TABLET is
A PROPER DOSE

Objectionable features. slow results and
upset stomachs with ordinary yeast have
caused many to give up the vitamine treat
ment but now-thanks to modern chemistry
YOU can buy tablets containing proper
dose of highly concentrated Yeast Vitamine
water Soluble b obtained from yeast
These tiny "Phos-Pho Vitamine tablets
made expressly for medicinal use do not dis
turb even the weakest stomach as plain
yeast may often do and contain in addition
both Calcium and Sodium Gycerophofphates
which assist nature 10 quickly assimiate the
Vitamines A a b. and bring results much
quicker. To Danish certain skin troubles.
help correct constipation, increase the weight:
beautify complexion and restore strength and
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

Doctors, chemists,
and druggists endorse
this newer. better,
more effective way.
The tablets are made
of finest ingredients.
They are NOR e Ike
I o o d than medicine
and may be taken Ivy
the whole family. The
name Irving Labora-
tory on each bottle of
sixty tablets, packed
In orange colored car
ton Is your protection
and a guarantee of
est quality and
purity in medicine.
All druVgists h a V e
p h o s-Pho vitamine
tablets or send for
large bottle prepaid
price-Irving Labora
tory, Wheeling. w
Va.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13
CABOT

The next meeting Of the Judith Ly-
ford Woman's club viii be held Jan. "a.
This will be social meeting, instead
of demonstration meeting, as Miss
Boicc is unable 90 be present. Notice
will be given when she can come.
Please bear in mind the change. At
the last meeting Of the club. Tuesday
afternoon, only nine ladies were
present. Refreshments were served by
Mrs. Eva Perry and Miss Alice Hud-
son and q social hour ives enjoyed.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

until his heart palpitated 80 ! thought
sure he couldn't breathe but a few
more gasps. But Tanlae gave him back
to us strong and wen and we will
praise it to our dying day"
NOTE Tanlac Vegetable Pulls are
an essential and vitality important part
OF the Tanlac treatment. You can
not hope to get the most satisfactory
results from Tanlac without first es-
tablishing free and regular move
ment Of the bowels Tanlac Vege-
table Pills are absolutely free from
calomel and are sold on a positive
guarantee to give satisfaction.
Tanlac is sold In Barre by Barre
Drug Co., il Groton by G. 6. Smith,
in Marshfeld BY Il. w. Gilman, in
Plainfield by r. r. Leavitt, in Orange
BY II. NJ. Richardson, and in Wood
bury By D. Fl. Daniels.-Adv.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

That Tan1ac Il n wonderful medi-
cine for delicate children Ii conclusive
" proven By The remarkable results
accomplished In the cases Of the three
children shown in this picture.
Little Blanche Blair, of Providence,
n. l., age 10, gained 10 pounds; Re.
gina Mccabe, at right, aged D, OF
Scranton, Pa, gained 10 pounds; lit
tic Richard Lcary. jr., of Philadelphia,
who was very delicate, Is now in fine
robust health. The statements made by
their pareilts are as follows:
Mrs. A. ", Blair, residing at 20 At
wood street. Providence. r. l., said;
"We are inst 50 happy over the. change
Tanlac has made III our little girl that
we can't do or say enough to show
orr appreciation She had lost nearly
30 pounds In weight and looked 80
frail and weak that her mother and
were both almost worried sick over
her condition. Since taking Tanlac, she
has already gained 10 pounds, her color
is better than it ever has been and
she looks and acts like different girl
Mrs. Catherine McCabe, 4l4 Dickens
avenue. Scranton, Pa, said. "The flu
left my little Regina in such bad con-
dition that | had no idea she would
be with me now If ii hadn't been for
Tanlac. II is a mystery to me how she
lived on the little she was eating and
was so lifeless she never even cared 70
play with tie dolls and toys she got
for Christmas. Since taking Tanlac
she Is as hardy and well ais any child
could be and has gained ID pounds
in weight. / will always praise Tan
lac for restoring our little girls
health"
Richard Leary, 2342 Palethorpe ST.,
Philadelphia, said: There Is no doubt
in my mind but that Tanlac saved my
little boys life. For two years !
wouldn't have been a bit surprised to
have seen him drop off at any time.
He had stomach trouble and many a
time the gas pressed up into his chest
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

help weak. overworked or diseased kid
neys and bladder 90 that the system is
free from waste and poisonous matter
thst causes one to feel old. tired. lam
guild. They Danish backache, rheu-
matte pains. sore muscles, stiff joints.
Per many years suffered with kidney trsublc
and rhcunafism. ] had severe bsctsehs and
felt miserable and all played out. ] cot 10 .
place where had 10 do ssmefhins. Aftsr tsk-
ING two bottles Of Fsisy Kidney Pills ] can ssy
my bseksche Is gone. snd whore used 10 lay
swsks 81 night with rheumsfie psins esa nsv
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13
For Colds, Grip or Influenza

and as a preventive, take Laxative
BROMO QJjININE Tablets. The gen
uine bears the signature Of Il. w
Grove. BE sure you get BROMO). Soc
ADV
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13
VITAM|NE TAKEN FROM YEAST
and PUT UP IN TINY TABLET

vieor these Phos-Pho yitamine tablets are
highly recommended and produce unusual re-
CULTS.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

Referee, Finn of Goddard Time, two
Commute halves. Attendance, 200.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

game under the supervision Of an off,
cial like this same Jack Finn. The
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-13

Doctors, chemists,
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
Freemasonry in India
Reports Prosperity

BOMBAY, Sept. 22.-Freemasonry
in India is in highly prosperous
condition, according to the Indian
Masonic Year Book, which has JUS
been issued.
All three constitutions of the
United Kingdom are represented
England by five district granl
lodges, Scotland by separate grand
lodge. and Ireland by a number OF
detached lodges not under separate
jurisdiction
AT Bombay 81 units meet in the
Freemasons Hall-32 being English
There are 90 English lodges in Cal
cutta, in addition to eight Royal Arch
chapters in India divided among five
subordinate Jurisdictions, while Eng
lish Mark Masonry is represented by
nc lodges.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
BRITISH YACHT
TO BE BOARDED

NEW YORK, Sept 22.-The coast
guard cutter Seneca has set out to
sea with reported orders to seize the
yacht Onward. flying the British flag,
if found within the 12-mile limit.
Yesterday the captain of the On
ward threatened to kill prohibition
and customs officers who attempted
to board the yacht. which was then
without the three mile limit. The
yacht was suspected of having liquor
aboard. The Onward was once
Henry Fords private yacht.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

that he will convene Court within
an hour.
After all is ready for the cere-
llony Father Neptune's SCALE tribe
lead by the ships trumpeter
marches to the Royal Court. Father
Neptune then assumes the throne
and the queen, who is usually
sailor in disguise takes her, Or
rather his, seat beside him. Then
all passengers who are making
their lrst trip across the Equator
are assembled and one by one are
brought before Neptune sen.
tence.
Neptune orders that the neoph-
ytes be given the third degree for
the invasion of his realm. The
third degree is performed by the
doctor and the barber attached to
the Court of Neptune. In the case
OF male passengers the initiate is
subjected to a weird lot of happen
ings. Ne-tune's doctor announces
that he will amputate an arm, ana
produces from huge bag, saws,
ginllets and ether weapons, the
sight Of which produces spinal
shivers. After he has gone through
his performance the barber assumes
charge, ard the volurteS is sub
jectea to soap shampoo after
which Father Neptune directs that
he be hurled into the sea.
The candidate is then taken in
hand by others OF Neptune's Court
and plunged into the swimming
tank. which is filed with salt water.
At the conclusion OF the initiation
all the candidates are again brought
before Father Neptune and are
given diploma certifying that they
have teen made citizens Of Nep-
tunes realm. The trumpets again
sound and Father Neptune takes
his departure over the side Of the
shin.
This will be busy season for
Father Neptune iaboard the Nun
son Line vessels plying to South
Ameri' :. for the reason that the
Brazilian Centennial Exposition.
which has Just been opened in Rio
de Janeiro. is attracting thousands
. Of Americans.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

NEW YORK, Sept, 22.--Du
Ing the re ent try to Rio lie Janer
Secretary OF state Hughes was an
interested witness to the sacred
rites of Neptune's Curt. The
ceremony vas held aboard the
Steamship Pan America, one of
the record making 'assels operated
by the Munson Steamship Line be
tween the United STATS AMI South
American ports.
Advices just received from Ric
state that Secretary Hughes wa
vastly amused at the Neptune cere
mony, and takes great pride in tbs
diploma granted him by Father
Neptune.
The Neptune ceremony is held
aboard all the vessels Of the Munson
Line and occurs at the Equator
The Neptune ceremony had it
origin in the early days of shipping
When vessel crossed tie Line
all the Sailors who had never made
the passage previously were sum
moned up for initiation. In the OLD
days, after being sentenced by
Father Neptune with punishment
for having invaded his realm, the
luckless candidate had a rope fas
tened about his waist and was
tossed over the side of the ship tc
be hauled back again after he had
been well submerged.
Nowadays the initiation Is com
pleted in the open air swimming
tank, which is one Of the features
OF the Munson Line fleet. The cere
mony which Secretary Hughes wit
messed, and which takes place CT
all crossings Of the Equator. is elab
orately staged and takes over sew.
eral hours for its enactment. As
the liner reaches the Equator WORD
comes from the bridge that Father
Neptune, King Of the Seas. has beer
sighted. Presently the bewhiskered
figure Of Father Neptune, carrying
.. tridant, Chambers over the side
He is greeted by the Captain OF the
steamship in the presence Of the
assembled passengers and Is pre-
scented with the key Of the chip
Esther Neptune then announce.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
WATSON SAILS SOUTH
FROM SEWARD AT 6 A. NJ

Steamer Admiral Watson sailed
from Seward this morning at 6
O'Clock and is due in Cordova to-
morrow morning about 6 o'clock. Re-
naming at Cordova about two hours
and calling at Yakutat. the steamer
should reach juneau about s O'Clock
Monday morning. Efforts ar. now
being made to have the Admiral
Watson call at Tenakee to pick up
1000 cases of salmon there and this
will delay her arrival here about
three or four hours.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
STEAMER SPOKANE REPORTS
MUCH ICE is ENCOUNTERED

The cable office has received the
following report from the steamer
Spokane. which is of interest to all
mariners:
From Marmion Island TO Point
Arden l3 pieces OF ice were found
in the course. From Point Arden to
Taku Head two pieces and one large
berg We're encountered. These are
all in the path OF the regular steam
erS."
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
SILVER SCREEN SoUTHsOUND

The yacht Silver Screen, which
has been at the Westward during the
past summer. is now en- route to Sc
attic 1t was planned by the owner
to make the trip to the north OF
Boring Sea. but plans were changed
and the party aboard has been cruis-
ing around the Aleutian Islands and
in the vicinity of False Pass. The
party was taking motion pictures
OF the country through which il
cruised
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
MARINE NEWS IS
STEAMER MOVEMENTS
Northbound

CURACAO due to arrive tOmor-
row night.
ALAMEDA due to arrive tomor-
row forenoon early.
Scheduled Sailings
ESTEBETH Will leave for
Skagway at IL p. M. Monday.
PRINCESS ALICE scheduled to
sail from Vancouver tomor-
row night at O'Clock.
ADMIRAL EVANS scheduled to
sail from Seattle about Sept.
%.
JEFFERSON scheduled to sail
from Seattle Sept. 81.
NORTHWESTERN scheduled to
sail from Seattle Sept. 30.
SPOKANE sailing not announc-
ed from Seattle.
ooutnbound
WATSON southbound next Mon
day forenoon.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
CLASSIFIED ADS

Is THE. MEDIUM

IS THE MEDIUM
Through which the general
public can always have Its
wants supplied.
Closing time for classified
advertisements: 2 P. M.
Closing time for display ad-
yertisements: II A. M.
CLASSIFIED AID RATES
Ten cents per line first in
sertion.
Five cents for subsequent in
sertion.
Count FIVE average words to
the line.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
FOR RENT-Apartments
CLIFF APARTMENTS

On the cliff next to the Court
house - The Cozy Corner of
Juneau" 2, 3, room apart
ments, fully furnished for
housekeeping. Clean and re-
spectacle. Suitable for small
families, ladies or gentlemen.
Each apartment a home by it.
self. Strictly private in every
respect, including linen, lights,
baths, etc. Telephone services.
Warm and comfortable. Rates
$40 and up.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
Tides Tomorrow
MOTORSHIP GOES
DOWN In STORM

MANILA, Sept 22.-The motorship
Sangbo, loaded with lumber has been
lost. having fourdered near the island
of Mindoro. The crew has been
saved. according to wireless reports
received here.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

GoOdy sale by Ladies Altar So
ciety Saturday at the Alaska Elec-
trio Light & Power Co.'S demonstra-
ton room. adv.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
EsrEeerH LEAVES

The mail and passenger boat Es.
tebeth left at IL O'Clock last night
for Sitka and way ports. No pas
sengers were booked from Juneau.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

YOU CA71 FIND a BUYER for
that used car through the classified
and get all that 1t is worth. Try
The Empire.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
WANTED

YOUNG couple desires two or
three room furnished apartment
with heat. by Otc. l. Phone 1883
after 6 p. M.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

Store closed all day Saturday,
September 80, account Jewish New
Years COldstein's mporium.-adv.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

FUR FARM. VIII pay 20H6 lor
use $4,000 eight months. Adequate
sccurity. Address Box 664, Juneau
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

Store closed all day Saturday,
September 30. account Jewish New
Years. Goldstein'S Emporium.-adv.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

WANTED - By young COUPE
(Americans), work on fox ranch'
Can give references. Address C-l4'"'
Empire.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22
JUNEAU APARTMENTS
We wish 10 announce I

We wish 10 announce to the
public the Juneau Apartments
are now ready for your inspec-
ton. Housekeeping apartments
a speciality. Under entirely new
management. We please. Call
and see us. Phone 286.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

WALL BOARD - Write Tor sam
nile of Washington plaster WALL
hoard: won't warp, won't burn. MID.
by Washington Building Products
Co.. 6S51 E. Marginal Way, Seattle.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

FOR SALE BI-e Fox breeding
stock of the famous Cooks Inlet
strain in any quantity. $300.0o the
pair. Limited number of thoroughly
domesticated animals of sultaple
disposition for pen breeding, $4oo.oo
the pair: also limited number OF
pen bred, born and raised 1879
pups out of Lady Lii and Lord Pop
noodle, guaranteed to breed III
standard pens. 100000 the pair, f.
q. B. Seldoyia, Alaska. Write or
radio Keith McCullagh.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

II FOR SALE - Six-volume set On
automobile engineering, good piho-
ing, SIS. Inquire Empire.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1922-09-22

FOR SALE - Well established
transfer business; trucks in Al
condition trailer, office, cigar stand
Address Service Transfer BOX o'i
eI<etchikan, Alaska.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-13
SUGGESTIONS FROM
LYNDEN'S COOKS


Raisin Pie
Mrs. w. II. Elder
cup seeded raisins, l cup
soul cream, cup sugar. Bake
in two crusts.
Lemon Chiffon Pie
Mrs. d. w. Alverson)
" cup sugar, juice and grated
rind of one lemon, yolks of 3
eggs beaten, 3 tablespoons boil
ing water salt. Make into soft
custard, using a double boiler.
When cold add the stiffly beaten
whites of three eggs, adding ~
cup sugar. Put in baked crust
and set in hot oven until the top
browns.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-13
NEWS OF LINDEN

Miss Mabel Cook, the district
deputy of the Pythian Sisters,
from Deming, visited the LINDEN
lodge Monday evening.
The Amphictyon club will meet
at the home of Mrs. Will Meurer
Friday afternoon, April 81.
Mr.. Burnley Haning, Mrs. G.
Meehr from Bellingham, visited
Tuesday at the c. G. Lund home.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1922-04-13
Men, We Are Ready
(TOTHCsnAET
SERGE, SPECIALS

Clothcraft Serge Specials insure long
wear at minimum COST These suits are sold
at uniform price all over the United States.
513O Clothcraft Blue Serge Suits, $4,000
413O Clothcraft Blue Serge Suits, $500
7130 Clothcraft Gray Serge Suits, $1,000
1882 Clothcraft Brown Serge Suits $1,000
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
THE INCENTIVE TO SAVING.

people easily and have love of thrift for its
But the majority of folks to need some definite
thing to for
When the banks began to promote Christmas Clubs vacation
clubs they found that multitude of people who would not
save simply the of thrift would do so
if YOU offered definite and attractive object to work
for.
The principle applies to owning home 1t constitutes
incentive The idea of pretty and convenient dwelling
that shall you independent and which develop and
yourself has fascinated the thought OF muudes
people nnumerabe folks who previously could save
dollar have able when planted in their heads
possibility of owning home 1t has been the motive that
gave them their life and has opened possibilities OF
prosperity
Obligations of this kind have steadyng effect on people 1t is
something marriage Where previously man had SQuandeI
ed all earnings foolish pleasures when he marIles wife
incentive his carefully and his ideals and
ambitions upled The effort home similarly con-
centrates mans purpose industry and thrift.
The who buys home mortgage finds that that debt
is not nducement Men who have bought
enterprises and given notes for Them often say that
the existence of that obligation had wonderful effect to stimulate
their energy and initiative 1t just the same in the effort to
own a home. 1t brings out the best there is in man.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
THE BEST TIME TO BUY.

into stores in cities at certain hours OF tho day.
you will the majority of the clerks standing around with moth
The manager of such store asked II having TINS
large did add the of selling the goods
Yes, he said but necessary have all these people
There will the day when the public crowd in here
and when hardly enough handle them People
impatient They bear wait minute
1t that their time valuable but they feel msted and
ignored unless some clerk them If people
only patient and wait just few minutes at such times
considerably the number people employed IN
store would thus be somewhat less OF charge for
sales expense"
People way doing things all in herds and makes
the and at certain hours
of the day they rush make purchases which creates congs
ton in places of business time and for
body.
If people little thoughtful they would select times
shopping when the crowd not fockng IN They
would buy quiet of the In these they
the help business keep
down the operation Also the quiet times OF the
year usually possible pick bargains that are not
available in the rush periods
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
REVENUE AND THE TARIFF

1t is high remind Congress and the country that
taxation imposed for the OF providing the
with In Congress this to be almost
lost to sight duty should be fixed with primary if not
exclusive regard for the of to be derived
the proteconits down the by
increasing of duty The Mckinley tariff the first
frankly that it getting rid of the supusn those
Treasury did know what to do with all its income
by increasing the duties.
discussion there hardly ausOn to the
principal if the only justification for duties The manufac
urer who by mposts invited to the
hosiery makers wanted protective duty of 80 per cent the
McCumbe told them reduce the OF kners below
week and get along with adj vaorem duty 90 cent
plus 10 cents pound consideration the fact that they
ong-stape said that they get along with
little of it.
When duties objected the Senaand they have been
objected by Republicans well by Demociatsthey
objected the of the This does not happen
often happens least often the Republican side But
II occasionally Duties have been opposed because
they would make prices too high for the consumer
recollection of seeing duty opposed because
higher lower would yield And yet this
is revenue 1t is only a that
Congress any constitutional power enact it. We do not
suppose the Supreme Court would behind the enacng
which that the is IAN act to provide
public revenue We do not suppose the Court would inquire
whether Congress might have raised by making
greater less But if tariff law could be hauled into
the Supreme stripped of its disguise
would readily it from the statute book.
yet the duties fixed with regard for the revenue
The primary purpose in the mind of Congress-
Fordney to keep foreign goods out of the country and
Senator McCumber is not much behind him. Mr. Fodncy has
always recognized import evidence that the duty levied
high enough foreign merchandise got into the
country beginning end the dominant
trainers of Republican tariff bills and the present one
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
NASSAWANGO

Miss Nellie Bounds, of Wilmington,
is spending a week with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. George Bounds.
Mrs. Charles Wreath and two chill
dren, of Philadelphia, are visiting her
sister, Mrs. George johnson.
Rev. and Mrs. II. l.. Mason and
Miss Mabel Parks were entertained
at dinner Sunday at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. |. II. Pennewell.
Mr.. Homer Pusey. of Box Iron,
spent the week erd with Preston
Bounds.
Misses Mae and Ethel McAllister
returned home Sunday from a two
weeks visit with their cousin, Miss
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
Anna Tnvlnr. in Cane Charles.

Anna Taylor. in Cape Charles.
Mrs. n. J. Gray and son, James,
and Miss Edna Gray, spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. Ohio Mariner
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Pennewell and
sons, Amcs and Emory, spent Sun
day evening with Mr. and Mrs. Olan
Carmean.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Clarke and
children are visiting her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Calvin Bishop, at Lewes,
Del.
Mr.. w. b. West and children spent
the week end with relatives in Del
aware.
Emily Bounds spent the week end
with Willie Pusey.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. f. Richardson
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1922-07-29
IT WORKS THAT WAY

Sillicus-Does the Bible explain
Just why Methuselah happened to live
so long?
Cynicus-I think not, but my own
private opinion is that some woman
must have married him for his
money.