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The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
IF IT Is GENUINE
Look for Mare "Bayer" or Tablets,
Then You Need Never
Worry.

To get genuine "Bayer Tablets OF
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
"Bayer Cross" on each package and Oh
each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross" means true, world
famous Aspirin, prescribed by physi-
proved safe by millions for Colds, Head
ache, Earache, Toothache. Neuralgia,
Llmbago. Neuritis, and for Pain in
general. Proper and safe directions
are in each unbroken "Bayer" package.
Advertisement.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
En- PEASANT.

"The big bum" explained the
shrimp for the benefit of IL group of
friends, the big bum was standing on
the corner when | passed by with sew
eral ladies. He saw me and | said to
him in passing:
Don't speak TO me in public ]
said, because If you do I'll just bust
your face on the sidewalk"
But the same big bum happened to
overhear the shrimp relating the Incl
dent.
you said all this to me in passing?'
he demanded, threateningly.
"Y-y-yeS,' stammered the shrimp.
But We were passing in a car at
about 80 miles an hour"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
swamp ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained 10y DR.. MINERS Swamp-Root
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t Is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should DO.
swamp Root has stood the test Of years.
II is sold by all druggists on its merit
ard it should help You No other kidney
medicine has SO many friends.
Ee sure 10 get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However. if YOU wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
kllmer & Co., B~inghamton, y. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper Advertisement.
When wives and widows speak Of
their late husbands their meanings are
different.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
MOTHER! OPEN
CHILD'S BOWELS WITH
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP

Your little one will love the "fruity''
taste OF "CaIiforuia Flg syrup even If
con>tipatcd. bilious, irritable, feyeriSh,
or fun OF cole. \ ~teaspoonful never
tails to cleanse the liver and bowels.
IL a few hours YOU can see for YOUR
SELF how thoroughly il works all the
sour bile, and uudigcstcd food out OF
the bowels and You have ii We'll, play
ful child again.
Millions Of mothers keep "California
FiG Syrup handy. They know IA tea
spoonful today saves a sick child to-
morrow. ASK your druggist for gcnu-
inc "California Fi@ syrup" which has
directions for babies and children of
all ages printed on bottle. Mother!
You must say "California' or YOU may
get an imitation liz syrup.-AdyertiSe-
mcnt.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

To be Il gentleman all Il man has to
do is To hide his meanneSs.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

The sip In gossip Is the sip Of tea.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
SHE DYED A SWEATER,
SKIRT AND CHilD'S COAT
WITH "D!AMOND DYES"

Each package of diamond Dyes con-
talns directions SO simple any woman can
dye or TINT her worn. shabby dresses.
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters,
coverings, drapcries, hangings, everything.
even II she has never dyed before. Buy
"Dlamond D~yes'-no other kind then
perfect home dyelng is sure because Dia.
mOnd Dyes are guaranteed not to spot,
fade, streak, or run Tell your druggist
whether the material You wish to dye is
wool or silk. or whether it Is linen, cotton
or mixed goods.-advertisement.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14
Rather UnWrapped.

Otto Kahn, the New York financier.
objects to the modern girls bathing at
tire-a maillot or one-piece suit, no
skirt, no stockings.
Look there!' he said n morning
at Coronado, as Il very pretty girl In
a black silk maillot ran down the
beach. you could never say that girl
had n rapt look now could your
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

A little four-year-Old, returning from
Sunday school, seemed upset about
something.
whats the trouble, dear?" asked
his mother.
"They all sang 'Suffocate the lit
tie children" he protested, 'but l
wouldn't sing it."-BOstOn Transcript.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

1t isn't always the veterinary col
lege graduate that displays the most
horse sense.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

when you get the worst Of the bar
gain.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

A small boys idea Of a board OF
health Is q chance to Eat whenever he
Is hungry.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-04-14

The only way Il man can find ont
just what a woman thinks of him is
10 make her angry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

The Ladies Aid society OF Lowell
Heights NJ f. church will meet at
the church parlors Thursday after
noon at o'clock The annual cleo
ton Of officers Will take place and
all members are urged 10 be present.
The first regular meeting OF the
Henry Studebaker Mothers club
will be held today, in the school
auditorium at $3.50 o'clock. The bust
ness meeting Will be followed by
a reception TO the teachers and
mothers. The hostesses will be
Mrs ]. Gayman. Mrs. ]. Schadd. Mrs
+. Wilson, Mrs. II. HeveRer and Mrs
Hickman.
The Woman's Missionary society
Of First Brethren church will meet
this afternoon at $3.50 at the
church.
The Ladies' Aid society OF the
Lydick church will meet this
afternoon with Mrs. Ethel Long. at
Lydick. Mrs. Charles Mikesell and
Mrs. Walter Mlkesell will be the as
sisting hostesses.
The Womans Union OF the Calvery
church will meet Thursday after
noon with Mrs. f. J. McCabe. SIS
Harrison av. The election OF officers
will take place.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
Revelations "a Vile sYoA75RsH55os

observation az 7 murmured softly:
Katie. for my sake don't notice
anything he says
Into her big eyes came the look
Of fidelity one always associates
with a faithful dog with only
comprehend.ng little nod she took
the scissors and returned 10 my
mother-in-law' bandbox. while L
constrained myself 20 suppress the
indignant frOwn which I knew my
face held for Allen Drake.
with quick def fingers Katie
ripped a piece OF the velvet covering
the hat and drew from beneath il
folded paper which she held out
70 me- saying simply. Dots IT,"
I held Il out 10 my father. who
took IL and scanned it for a sec
ond. Then he looked at Katie with
kindly relaxed face.
y Preemptory Tattoo.
Yes, this is the paper taken
from the book Thank you. Katie
you may so now Mrs Graham
viii talk 10 you later"
Katie looked at the hat whose
covering she had just ripped.
"Vot you DO nit dot?" she aeked
worriedly.
"Tu attend to that Katie" I re-
turned. 1T won't take but a min
ute. Go TO bed now and try to get
some sleep"
She snatched my hand and kiss
ed Il.
81 tink 1 never sleep again" she
said mournfully, then she went
slowly out Of the room.
That's a good line" Allen Drake
said approvingly, but I can't echo
II. Me! I tink I like to sleep clock
round shoost about now"
He grinned maliciously at me as
I turned from the desk with the
thimble, needle and black silk
thread I needed for the restoration
Of my mother-in-law' hat, and at
the grimace, even more ar his afro
cious imitation of Katie's speech. I
wished that I could substitute his
features for the hat.
Ny father replied quickly before
I could speak, though indeed 1 had
no intention Of answering Mr..
brakes thrust.
MY dear boy, I am thoughtless
in keeping you up so long. I have
forgotten that you are but a few
days cOnvalescent. The rest OF
this certainly can wait until tomor-
row"
CAN bu+ ora +bfnu 7 Grant ,-or1 o.
Mr.. Drake returned.
And that is?" my father asked.
The restoration Of this hat
think we should form a second line
Of defence behind Mrs. Graham
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Mr.. and Mrs S. G. Brand. OF the
Osborn apartments, have returned
home after spending a week at Lake
Wawasee.
Mrs l.. Miller. 1116 Haney av.,
has as her guests her daughter. Mrs
F. w Cleveland and Mr. Cleveland
Of Springfield o.
Mr. and Mrs. r. 8 Pridmore and
Mr.. and Mrs. George Pridmore have
returned from motor trip 10
Rochester. y. Y They were &C
companied home by Reuben Prid
more who is the guest OF Mr.. and
Mrs. George Pridmore. 936 w La
Sale av.
Mr.. and Mrs Arthur Conningsby.
s. Lafayette blvd. have returned
from Philadelphia where they spent
three weeks visiting friends and rela-
tives
The Misses Maize Hunt and Birdie
Enricht of Chicago were in the city
over Sunday and Labor day visiting
with Mrs. Amelia Nemeth, 51S w
! Washington av.
Miss Helen Chard, 1854 Wood
ward av.. has left for St Joseph,
Mich, TO take up her duties in the
schools Of st. JOSEPH, and Miss
Marian Chard has left for Button.
( Ind. where she will become physical
/ director in the schools there.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Blair War
ner. and son, Blair. 31S W. Navarro
/ St. who have been absent from The
city for over a year on an extended
motor trip, returned home Sunday.
| DR.. II. r Mitchell. 92S Riverside
: DIR, has returned from a months va
/ cation spent on the St. Lawrence
river.
Mr.. and Mrs. John NJ. Cooney, 300
I 5. William ST., have returned from a
motor trip to Kentucky and have as
their guest. Charles Edward Russell
of Louisville. Ky.
Mrs. Jacob Van Bragt and son OF
Holland, Mich. is the guest of her
| brother. CAMEL. and Mrs Rogers
! SIS z. Colfax av.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eric Peterson, 1925
/ Haney av.. and Mr.. and Mrs. A. B.
| Dufendach, 1929 y. St Joseph ST.
have returned from a motor trip to
Milwaukee and other points.
! Mrs. Mary f. Smith OF Brooklyn
! y. Y. who has been the guest OF
Mrs f. NJ. Blair, 2O3 f. Navarro ST.
was called home Monday by the. Ill
ness of her daughter. Mrs. II. NJ
| Chandler. who was operated upon
T for appendicitis.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Of Economics and Law at the Uni
versity Of Pennsylvania. is a gradu-
ate of Chicago uniS ersity
other weddings at which DR..
Monger officiated were those of Miss
Tula Edwards. daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. William l. Edwards and Will
lam r. Brown, which took place
Sunday afternoon at o'clock at the
parsonage of the First Methodist
church and Miss Ruth Crawford,
nurse at Healthwin hospital and
stephen Catcher. of Valpa raise, Ind.
who were married August 81 at II
o'clock at DR. Monger's home.
The 18th annual reunion of the
Brown family was held Sunday at
the home of Mrs. Alice Carleton,
Division St I'd. with rs members
present. a picnic dinner was enjoy
ed at noon followed by a short pro-
gram and the election OF officers,
which resulted in Mrs. Maude Men
gus. being chosen president. Charles
Byers. vice president. Mrs. Wayne
Swygart, secretary ana Wilbur
Brown, treasurer lie out Oh LOW II
guests included Mr.. and Mrs. George
Leitch. Of Chicago. and James
Penoyer. Of Bangor. Mich. The
next reunion will be held at the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs William Dun
nahoo. at Lydick.
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. y. Becker. 133 f..
Broadway entertained Sunday with
a family dinner at their summer
home at Eagle lake The affair was
given in honor Of the 74th birthday
anniversary of Mrs. J. Coil and the
return Of Carl Becker. who has been
spending some time at Los Angeles,
Cal. Places were laid for % guests,
among them being Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Coil. Of Chicago. and Mr.. ard
Mrs. Charles Coil. of Elkhart.
The congregation of the FIRST
Christian church viii give a recep-
ton az the church Wednesday af-
ternoon and evening with a banquet
az $50 o'clock. in honor Of Mr.. and
AIRS Emery Ross. OF Bolenge. Afr
ca who are supported in their WORK
by the local church and who are on
a furlough after seven years service
p The Congo. Miss Ruth Musgravc.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
BIRTHS.

AR and Mrs William A Moore.
32s y Michigan st. a son. born
Sept al Bixby hospital. Adrian.
Mich
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w Hosinsl1i. son.
Sept. &.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Black. s27 y
Hnl st. daughter. Sept. !.
Mr. and Mrs John J. Kwrist, III
.1-2 s Chestnu, So. Sept 4. a daugh-
ter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Antoni Latanski col
Carlisle st. Sept 8. a son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alex Marshall,
1913 W. Washington av.. Sept. ?.
daughter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kaszemer RObasew-
ski. 2O1S Orange St. Sept. l. a son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Jambor. 240
Chaplin st, Sept. 1. son.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Z. Toney. AZ
City Hall Ct. Aug. 81. a son
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
WHY MADGE AND ALLEN
DRAKE HAD \ SILENT DIS
ARGREENIENT

Reaction inevitably follows the
tensest OF situations. and I think
we all recded and welcomed the
relaxation which the discovery OF
katie's audacity gave Us
At any rate. Lilian's exclamation
was Ike a key unlocking our rlsi-
bles! Allen Drake led or with a
hearty gufnaw so oddly contrasted
with his usual cynical poise that l
stared at him in amazement, and
Lillian. my father and I joined him
IN a chorus of laughter.
For a tense second. Katie stood
motionless. patiently undecided be-
tween offended dignity and mirth.
Then her face relaxed. and she gig
s.ed gleefully, all her fright for
gotten, as is Karie's volatile way.
Where are these scissors which
are so needed 20 complete this
film?" Allen Drake asked when we
had finally settled back into com
posture. Katie. 7 am 30 lost in
contemplation of your genius, that
1 know I never shall find myself
again until I see the end Of this
reel. 80 prithee let me hunt the
scissors"
His eyes rested on the girl with
exactly the same. expression. [ told
myself hotly, that they would have
held were he suddenly confronted
with an unusually clever perform
ing seal. To me Katie Is a vivid.
lovable, human personality, TO AL
len Drake. I saw clearly that at
this moment she was an impersOn-
al problem, a little less than human
whose antics appealed both TO his
sense OF humor and to his love of
tormenting, and instinct possessed
by anything masculine, but which
IS especially well-developed in AL
len Drake.
DOTS It."
Katie's broad smile vanished
abruptly at his request, and 1 saw
her eyes flash ominously She
could not understand his vocabulary,
but her keen perceptions told her
that he was making fun Of her I
interviewed quickly, for l had no de-
sire TO discipline the girl for an
other outburst of rudeness
There are some scissors in a
desk here" I said, rising and cross
ing the room 20 a desk in which !
kept a few extra sewing things
Come here, Katie" I made my
/ voice kindly. but peremptory. and
The girl walked obediently toward
me. giving me the opportunity ]
wished TO speak to her. 1 changed
my position so that I effectually
! shielded Katie from Mr.. brakes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Mentone. Ind and 1lr. and Mrs.
Fred Davidson and son, James. OF
this city were among dinner guests
OF Mr.. and Mrs. w. o. Davidson and
family. s17 Harrison av.
Announcement has been made OF
the marriage last Wednesday OF
Mrs Mary Longshore, s22 Marietta
St, and william True OF Valparaiso
at the First Methodist church at
LaPorte. Rev. a. Briggs OF LaPorte
officiating. Mr.. and Mrs. True were
attended by Mr.. and Mrs. Howard
Longshore They will reside in VAL
paraiso.
The Ever Faithful class OF the
Maple Grove VI. z. church was en-
tertained at the home OF Rollin Dun
muck. Dixie highway. Saturday even
ing. A social hour followed the reg
ular business meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
Ian and Brown Are the Color Notes
of this Sports Costume for
Early Fall.

A smart sleeveless jacket Of very
heavy beige broadcloth, a skirt OF
beige with henna lines which make
I cross-bars, and a jaunty felt hat to
top them off-this is an ideal sports
outfit for early fall days.
There is always something crisp
and satisfying about a tailored dim
ity blouse, too, and when such a
blouse completes the right costume,
the effect is all that could be de-
sired.
This young miss carries out the
color scheme in her oxfords of tan
and brown.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

when she returns e.. FOR n SIS owner
shou1d discover"
Upon the door which we had
locked behind Katie sounded a per-
emptory tattoo
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
.S0Ca@NNs


HonOring Miss Grace Clark ana
Miss Marian Clark. br.des-elect OF
next week. Mlss Dorothy Williams
So Lincoln way =. Misnawaka, en-
fcrtained with = 1 O'Clock iuncheoh
Tuesday Nine E1e7ts were seated 't
the cable conferred WIN iH'"I'' %
c.ematia VINES in blossom ai' -'o."
when was drapea Whlle tune
streamers cAtena-ns 20 ealn COT i'ei
The place cards were lash4oHtu va
unique design ZOO the raln'o" eo4oIs
and the iator7 were putlohleI+7 OF
candied flowers. While inc places %
the honored guests were mar heu
with cor5ages OF roses IN Faiiey Liles'
The out or town guests were MS9
Gertrude Zeisel Miss Jean hennain
and M.s Una he.Ier OF f-lh harl .
Miss Hen SUD in. OF N-os MISS
Gertrude WISER 'aa +l -
eager.
Mrs. Emsl keycr was reeiected
president OF the Woman Foreign
Missionary society or the Flrst NJ. -.
church ~ me regular meeting heiu
I'LL va
GERS appointed were Mrs. \ nan
BIeuler first vice-president; Mrs. u.
llarWood. second Nice-pI M
ire Homer Weton. treasurer MISS
ALICE creed. recording e.''
and Mrs. Ella Geyer. corresp ohoihs
secretary Durlns t"e BUSINESS
sion u was declded 10 holu l"g Tvs
lar meetings the "IsL 7'ie1S
the month instead OF uesuay' VI
lowing the business session 10
George Nyman Ieaa an l'i'1' go, 80
fetter written ~ ".7' 5-i-
south Behu slFi VINO p no" uoiils
missionary "oIA III DO,
Inc devotionais were ieu ~
idarflet Drq mar anu '''V - -
gwen by VIE 80 = o.
chose LOT tHe -. g -
qulreu OF Us ~ sLa-Da+t,,,
aL'eIiloOn TT r--1,,,t,a-t
MS - - 800 NJ. y W KeI-
- Me- n ID
lef' Ms a, "a ~ 80, Tbo next
- az ~. - 49,, erst rrburs-
WI,
u"g 4H
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

also of Bolenge and A. Hedges. of
Lontonge, Africa. will also be pres
ent.
The 18th annual reunion of the
Caroline Crocker family was held
at the home Of Arthur Floran, near
North Liberty, Ind. on Labor Day.
In the absence Of the president.
Raymond Croker. Andrew Crocker
presided at the business meeting
Rev. Everett Mills of North Liberty
and Rev. c. Pollen OF Lakeville gave
short talks. The officers elected fo-
the coming year were: president,
andrew Crocker: vice president,
Earl Surface; secretary and treas
urer, Mrs. r. L. Culp; historian, Miss
Florence Bennett.
The next reunion will be held at
the home Of Mr.. Andrew Croker
near Edwardsburg. Mich.
The marriage of Miss Clara Car
( den, daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. l.. l..
/ Garden. of Goodland. Ind, and Her
man Burmeister, son OF Mrs. Mary
Burmeister. 500 f. Ohio st took
place at 4 o'clock Tuesday after
noon, the ceremony being per-
! formed at the parsonage Of the First
/ Christian church, by Rev. f. W
cole. Miss Hildegrade Van de VALE
! and Oscar Burmeister, brother Of
the groom. were the attendants.
Miss Van de Vale wore a tat
l &c - s0rtF
! trimmed with taffeta flowers and
/ gold ribbon. The bride was attired
/ in a gown OF white satin Canton
crepe. trimmed with panels OF
/ Spanish lace. accordian pleated
I Her corsage was Of Killarney roses
and Valley lilies Her travelling
gown was dark blue Canton crepe
with trimming Of grosgrain ribbon
and her hat was OF gray duvetyn
/ After a short wedding trip the
/ couple will be at home at $50 Le-
/ land av.
Miss Marie Martindale. daughter,
\ OF Mr.. and Mrs. Estel Martlndale,
/ 1922 Leer st. and Leo McNally were
married Saturday evening at 1880
/ O'Clock at the home OF the brides
parents. Rev r. d. Beck, pastor Of
/ Grace NJ. Z. church, officiating in
I the presence Of so guests. The bride
wore a becoming gown OF white
/ Canton crepe fashioned on the Gre
I clan lines and her shower bouque;
was OF Aaron Ward roses and Valley
He's TOuis Hanev served as
groOmsman. Mrs. Charles Allen
( pianist played the wedding march
and during the ceremony. Following
a short trip TO Chicago Mr.. and Mrs
| McNally will be at home at 800 E
Ohio st.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. Yeager, Mr.. and
/ Mrs. F w Ford and family OF Chi
Icaco. Mr. and Mrs Mac Alspach OF
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
WHEN Nrr-N PIrCH nANrp,

They usually find out that some
thing in the line OF toilet articles
has been forgotten. Tale powder.
shaving creams. shaving powders.
soaps. razors-we've got them all
at regular prices.
GoLDIE MANNs FOUR STORES
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
COAL! COAL!

Buy O'Garas Harrisburg coal The
coal you can get before winter gets
you. s. c. Lontz and Sons, Main "a
On Colfax av.-adv 249.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
COAL, COAL,

Buy O'Garas Harrisburg coal The
coal you can get before winter gets
you. s c. Lontz and Sons, Main "a
On Colfax av.-adv. 249.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Ideal Woman: One who has
brains enough TO forget that she is
beautiful-and beauty enough To-
make a man forget that she has
brains
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

No better cigar made than the
IL. -Adv.-246-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

a Reno divorce Is a. pssse and
bourgeois as the very short skirts
divorces, like perfumes. must be I'm
ported from Paris this season 70 give
that dash OF real chic and smart
ness TO the ensembles the fash
ION writer's say.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Man seems 10 have discovered and
invented everything worth while ex-
cept a marriage that will complete
~ satisfy "A wcman's soul. and
Soda-fOuntain drink that Will
quench a mans thirst
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06
MEDIT4TIONS OF A
MARRIED WOMAN

In the average mans opinion
anything IS funny Il YOU say t
about a woman.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

A man who IS worried forge.s I'D
shave and uegiects his appearance
a woman who IS worried rushes 20
beauty parlor and has her troubles
InassaSed out and her problems
neatly marcelled.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

To a man. the first kiss - sacra-
ment or deiiriulu- the second q
thrill. the third a luxury, the fourth
right-aud all the rest tust
habit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

A bridegroom Of 90 looks forward
20 marriage as a fascinating voyage
of adventure. bridegroom 81 80
regards 1T calmly as the peaceful
anchorage in quiet harbor. after
all the thrills and excitement OF rfe
are over.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

A man viii always sympsthize
with woman in trouble. provided
he isn't the cause OF it.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-06

Mrs. F w Ford and family OF Chi
caco. Mr.. and Mrs Mac Alspach OF