Arizona republican., 1922-03-16
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Real Life in
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How Can They Solve Thisf
OH But the Ham Was Good!
Only Way Left to Square I'll
Very Prstty-Hut What Was II?
Every Little Movement Does II
Rough On the Hsns-Hut Must Be
LOW can the members Of the cor
= \ poration commission solve this
puzzle?
The state law requires that all
corporations doing business in the
state, whether an Arizona corpora
tlon or not, must furnish the COM
mission with a copy OF their annual
report
Yesterday the commission received
the annual report of the Toxic Ma
rine and Fire Insurance company,
or at least that is what a very
neatly typewritten slip attached to
the printed copy OF the report states
Therein comes the puzzle which
has stumped the commission. Maybe
it is and maybe it is not the annual
report OF the company, for the small
booklet turned in as such is printed
in the Japanese telegraph alphabet
and Japanese is not one of the
two languages with which the MEM
bers Of the commission are most
conversant.
~pCE.RIyTNrc. +he yas7,1a,, ,,.nced d,1re
~ of the club, Mrs. Herbert Hoover
took her tray and lined UP with the
members of the Country club yes
terday to receive her share of the
Virginia baked ham and other de-
licious eatables.
The only extra adornment notice.
able was the large pink bow on the
shoulder OF the colored chef, and the
extra wide grin with which he
greeted the honored guest as he
carved her ham with true ham
what am" grace.
Mrs. Hoover then seated herself
at the central table in the dining
room, around which were presently
grouped the women who had been
asked especially to meet the wife OF
the secretary of commerce. Spring
flowers were used to brighten the
tables.
Mrs. c. #. Ainsworth was chair
man for the day. and other host
esses were Mrs. r. j. Bennitt, Mrs.
j. H. Chalmers, and Mrs. Ernest
Lewis.
OFFICERS are human and make
~ mistakes, but like the rest of us,
are generally reluctant to admit
them. But Chief Of Police Brisbols
is different. He requested that pub
licity be given to the following reso-
luton which was passed by the city
commission at its meeting yester-
day:
"WHEREAS, one C. w. Death was
arrested by the police of the city OF
Phoenix on telegraphic request mace
by J. T. Lowery, sheriff at Atlanta
Georgia; and
WHEREAS, it appears that the
said G. w. Death was guilty OF no
crime whatever and that said j. 4.
Lowery, sheriff as aforesaid, was en-
1irely without authority to make
such request; and
WHEREAS, the said G. W. Death
was fncarcerated in the city 1all as
the result of such request, NOW'
T1EhEtOttE,
"Re it resolved by the commission
Of the city OF Phoenix: That we
sincerely deplore the arrest ana oe-
4an+ion of the said c. w. Death and
Condemn the act by which his ar
rest was brought about"
XYERY blind. so they say is love-
W and down at the office OF the
Arjzona Pimacotton Growers there is
a man who says he must pc.
n happened a few days ago that
This particular employe was working
iate and happening to glance up
through the window he saw a couple
~ Young doves standing outside
looking at the cotton on the sample
tables.
incidentally they were holding
hands. Hesitantly they came an.
would you mind telling US. salo
the young lady, what that sturf
in the window is"
"That is cotton" replied the late
rs that so?" gushed the sweet
1.ounc thing. Now isn't that nice:
TeIl ME. do you raise cotton here?'
"Yes.-a little" was the cautious
reply. "Have you been here long
be continued. to sort of make con-
versation, but supposing they mac
Just arrived. 49,,
three months"
The question Is, Is It. or Is II not
rAsY on the ammunition, boys. a
- great deal OF turf, quite q pl'
of dust and perhaps a Few pepplet,
yriIl fill the air on the pasepai
grounds in Mesa shortly after
nclock next Saturday afternoon
when Battery Z, 15Sth Fielo AllliI
larv Arizona Natlonal GuaIu s
,1l.,srSedrasyn rs m. m. cannon) gives
d mounted drill during tne 1t antlua
@aderal inspection OF the paltery
,Slse,,e. will be no smoke or snelis
,,aryeve,' owing to the fact that IN
sta liot o,iarternaster' department u
s4 ~ ] certain kind OF oil necessaI!
for firing the 75's. - noa,,,.
Governor Campbell and the men ll
bars Of the state legislature nas'
boan invited TO attend the 1nspec
@ pes -r-hich win be made by Colone
lIoH' Haniran, senior inspector
s+,a,ctor ~, OF the Arizona Natlona
Guard, -
TIGHT in Iine-Egg prices may b
x red1Iced but the hens are no
Growing any tendency to change TN
go ~. quality of their output a
,.nof of this w. u. Nickel or Rout
Glendale. brought in pair Q
.nao, each of which measured elgii
siAei,as around the ends ana 81
;nches around the middles, Inc. Inc.
r.ere ,. laid by white Orpinston 4en @