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of keeping good time and l must keep
it up. l am sorry, Alarm Clock, but
l really cannot wait a moment"
"Ot course not, of course not" said
the alarm Clock. Il didn't really mean
for you to wait moment. Imeant that
I / had not quite told my story correctly
and that l didn't want you to finish
listening until / had finished telling. .
"All right" said the Watch. Il am
still listening"
II said" the Alarm Clock went on.
that he had always set me at seven
o'clock. and that he had never arisen
at seven o'clock.
The first part is quite true. But
the second part isn't quite true"
Has he ever gotten up at seven?"
the watch asked.
YES" said the Alarm Clock. HE
does it every morning"
@'But, alarm clock" said the Watch.
"you surprise me- First you say one
thing in a very decided manner. and
then you say another in just as de-
cided a manner. Truly, Alarm Clock.
do not understand you. 1 fear you
will upset my poor works if you talk
like that and excite me So"
81 will explain" said the Alarm
Clock.
Every night he sets me to go off
at seven o'clock"
$50 you told me-" said the Watch.
'And every morning he gets up AT
seven and turns me off He never
really gets up at seven He ONLY
changes his mind every morning at
seven
He has planned the night before
to get up early. but when morning
comes he regularly changes his mind
and decides he can hurry through his
breakfast and dressing and can allow
himself another half hours sleep.
Little Eugene is very fond of sleep,
might add"
Its hardly necessary for you 10 add
that" said the Watch. II judge that
much.f
But imagine always setting me so
he could get up early and then only
turning me off again when / start 70
90 of. and setting me for half hour
later on.
isn't that quite the most absurd
thing you've heard OF in all your watch
life?"
Quite said the Watch, "but as
rou said. 1t isn't your fault, Alarm
Clock. You do the best you cam
THANK you. Watch. That thought
o very comforting"
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for afternoon and evening dresses, is
little filmier than crepe de chine. but
not quite as sheer as georgette.
Not one of the newcomers is more
exquisite than georgette. which is
shown in printed and brocaded pat
terms, as well as in plain colors. One
of the printed designs was used with
a fine lace TO make the adorably sim
pie and pretty model that appears in
the afternoon or evening dress illus
trated. 1t has clusters of roses and
fonase in son. natural colors printed
in widely scattered groups on a gray
ground. The fabric is the thing Of
most Importance in this frock. which
has not striven after anything unusual
in style The skirt is plain with float
ing panels at the sides and they are
finished at the bottom with narrow
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h66EveRIn9
Fairy Tale
THE ALARM CLOCK
6JWARY GRAHAM bonner

AT any rate. it isn't my fault" said
I the Alarm Clock to the watch which
was lying on the bureau.
'What isn't your fault? / didn't
know any one had blamed you for any
thing" said the Watch.
'WeH, I haven't exactly been
blamed for anything, but still l am
grumbling about You see, it is this
way:
There is a little English boy named
Eugene and every night he sets me
at seven O'Clock. That means. Watch,
that l am set so / will ring at seven
o'clock in the morning and wake him
up.
s'Never have failed to do so. Never,
Never. / ring at the hour / am set
70 ring at. Thst is the way the
Alarm Clock does
THE Alarm Clock does IT'S duty as
it is told. But to continue about this
little boy named Eugene He says
evening after evening-in fact I've
never known him to miss an evening:
Now, l must get up early tomor-
row morning. l have so much to do
THAT is as far as it goes" said the
Alarm Clock.
"As far as what goes?" asked the
Clock.
You don't mean that you don't go
beyond that time, do you?" it
asked.
mo no. said the Alarm Clock Il
mean it is as far as it goes as Eugene
is concerned. He sets me every night
to go off at seven o'clock, as I've
said.
Every night he says that he must
get up early the next morning. He
calls seven o'clock early, by the way
And yet he never gets up at seven
o'clock. That is the joke.
"One would think that at times he
wouldn't bother TO set me so early
when he wasn't going to get up at that
hour. But he has never yet failed
to set me at seven O'clock. and yet
he has never once arisen at that
hour
"Ah, but wait a moment" contin-
ued the Alarm Clock
81 can't wait another moment" said
the Watch For l have a reputation
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MUCH LATITUDE IN SUITS:
SILK GOWNS FOR SPRING


WITH a desire 70 please everyone
w designers of suits have pinned
their faith to variety in styles so that
one hardly knows how to begin TO de-
scribe the new arrivals. But they
are all Of one mind, it appears, in the
effort to give their spring offerings a
youthful flavor. Women want TO look
slender and to seem young, and it is
evident that designers have these
things in mind whatever style they
choose TO interpret
We have with us In suits this spring
the severely plain, mannish suits OF
tweed and homespun dear to the
heart of the smart outdoor woman,
and destined to make new conquests
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The MAN
WHO LOOKS
VIGOROUS
Good red blood is the only sure
foundation of Permanent
Health and Vig0r.

Good color, bright eyes, solid flesh,
erect bearing are dependent upon rich
red blood If your blood is not up to
the mark your general health can not
be. Late hours, eating the wrong foods,
working indoors, fatigue, affect the
blood. So many people eat well and
take exercise. yet never seem to i'm
prove in health. GUIDES Pepto-Mangan
taken regularly for a while gives the
blood that richness and redness that
produces bounding health and vigOr.
It is a simple natural way to get well
and strong. GUIDES Pepto-Mangan
comes in liquid or tablets-at your
druggists. Advertisement
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Nu No. wee
British Army "swaaasr. y

1t has been said that the English
army authorities once issued an or
der that officers should not wear eye
glasses or spectacIes, these being con-
sidered evidence of defective sight. A
number of army officers then took to
wearing the monocle, disobeying the
army order by a safe margin and Civ
ing TO themselves, as it was thought
at the time, an air of distinction, the
thought being something like that
which prompted so many officers and
enlisted men TO carry a short cane
which came 70 be called ''swagger
stick"
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and salt and pepper to taste. Mix the
dressing, adding enough water or milk
TO make it very moist Spread over
the steak, which has been previously
well seasoned with salt and pepper,
roll up and skewer with toothpicks.
Put in covered rooster with a slice
of bacon and one cupful of water on
top and cook slowly two hours.
Grapefruit JeIIy.-Put three table
spoOnfuls of gelatin into d saucepan !;
add one and one-half cupfuls of cold
water, one-half cupful of sugar; stir
over the fire with three cupfuls of
grapefruit juice pulp; when boiling,
strain and add one tablespoonful of
lemon Juice. Divide into small glasses
and place on ice TO become firm.
Serve topped with whipped cream,
sweetened and sprinkled with COCO
nut.
Keep Cake Moist.-It is said that
cakes made with honey will keep soft
for months. 1t is used in same guam
titles as the sugar the recipe calls for.
AS honey is slightly acid it is prefer
able to use baking soda instead of
baking powder. Also use one-fourth
less liquid in the cake than recipe re
quires. because a cup of honey con-
tains one-fourth cup of water besides
the equivalent of a cup of sugar
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No Room for Doubt.

There is no room for doubt or dis
putation. The judgment must be; and
il must he personal to every child Of
Adam. The prophecies that proclaim
1t are for the most part referabIe TO
man as such; TO have been born into
this world is the sole condition for
being the subject of this tremendous
dispensation. In the very being-the
rational and moral being-that God
has given US. He has inwoven the fu-
ture judgment; He has constructed
our nature so that 1t demands this
award as its necessary completion
William Archer Butler.
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: been agreed upon. The skirts pi

been agreed upon. The skirts pic
tured are short enough.
The goddess of the looms was i'm
a happy mood when she inspired
the weaving of silks for spring. They
are here, gay with color and interest
ing because of the many figured pat
terms in all the different weaves A
whole family of crepes has come upon
the field in the lead of all the silks
it is next to impossible, and not at all
necessary to remember all their names.
since each little variation in weave
or luster in a piece of crepe. entities it
To a name of its own. but it is pleas
ant to consider that they are all good
looking. One of the most promising,
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narrow braiding which appears also on
the big patch pockets and on short
straps at the side, where the belt is
fastened. The skirt is plain and mod
erately full. Near of kin to this suit
are those showing a short cape and
coat combined.
In the running there are coats with
cape and coat combinations and 9TH
ers in which the skirt portion ripples
and flares. The latter is shown at
the right and is among the best of
the kind. The model is dark blue
trimmed with fat silk braid and lined
with light gray satin 1t makes use
of the new metal girdle which replaces
belt with much success
Fashion has not rescinded her early
edict that skirts must be longer, but
american womel have issued dec
laration of Independence in the matter
Of suit skirts and a compromise has
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DYED HER BABY'S COAT,
A SKIRT AND CURTAINS
WITH "DIAMOND DYES"

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions so simple any woman can
dye or tint her old, worn, faded things
new. Even if she hiss never dyed before,
she can put new, arch color into shabby
skirts, dresses, waists, coats, stockings,
sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings,
everything. Buy Diamond Dyes-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guar
anteed- just tell your druggist whether
the material you wish TO dye is wool or
silk, or whether it is linen, cotton, or
mixed goods Diamond Dyes never streak.
spot. fade or run.-advertisement
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cupful OF peanut butter, one quart
of milk, one pint of boiling water,
two tablespoonfuls of grated onion
one Glove, one-half teaspOonful of
pepper, two teaspoOnfuls of salt, one
tablespoonful of flour, two tablespoon
fuls of cold water, two tablespoon
fuls of finely minced green pepper,
or one tablespoonful of minced parsley
if preferred. Prepare as usual.
Peanut Butter Boiled !cirs.--Boil
one cupful of sugar and one-fourth
cupful of water until thread IS
formed, pour over the well-beaten
white of an egg and add one-fourth
of cupfuI of peanut butter Place
over hot stove and cook until the
icing is a little dry around the edges,
then beat until thick and spread on
the cake.
Peanut Butter and Tomato Loaf
Put two cupfuls of peanut butter into
saucepan, moisten two tablespoon
fuls of cOrnstarch with a little water
and add to it with two cupfuls of
thick canned tomatoes, one and one
fourth cupfuls of bread crumbs, one
and one-fourth teaspoOnfuls of salt
and One-fourth of a teaspoOnful Of
pepper Mix well and place in a
well creased mold and steam two
hours. Serve hot surrounded with
creamed peas or onions.
Ginger Cream.-Take one pint of
milk, the beaten yOlks of three eggs,
one-half cup of sugar and two table
spoOnfuIs of strip from preserved
-rfra oil l.
strain; add one tablespoonful of gela-
tin dissolved in little cold milk, and
the stffly beaten whites of three eggs.
Beat until it thickens, add four ounces
of preserved ginger cut fine. stir and
put in mold to thicken. Serve cold
with whipped cream.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1922-03-03

Has the morning lost its glow?
Cheery-Oi
Is the sky above you weeping?
Still the sun his course is keeping.
''Withered turf,' They're only sleep
ing
Springtime always comes, you know:
Blossom time is sure-and so,
Cheery-O.
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CALOMEL GOOD
BUT TREACHEROUS
Next Dose May SaIiVate, Shock
Liver or Attack Your
Bones.

You know what calomel is. It's mer-
curry; quicksilver. CaIomel is danger
Gus. 1t crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, cramping and sickening you.
CalOTnel attacks the bones and should
never be put into your system.
If you feel bilious, headachy, consti-
pated and al knocked out, just 90 TO
your druggist and get q bottle Of bod
sons Liver Tone Tor a few cents which
is a harmless vegetable substitute for
dangerous calomel Take a spoonful
and if it doesn't start your liver and
straighten you up better and quicker
than nasty calomel and without making
Won sick, you just go back and get your
money.
Don't take calomell It makes you
sick the next day; it loses you a days
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
you right up and you feel great No
salts necessary. Give it to the children
because it is perfectly harmless and
can not Advertisement.
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Starch in Human foods.

Starch is the only food that Is
changed in any chemical way in the
mouth. Starch is gradually changed
into sugar in the alimentafy cana.
the first process taking place In the
mouth. Other foods are merely ground
up and softened. in preparation for
action by other juices
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GUARD AGAINST COLDS AND
INFLUENZA.

BY keeping a little Vacher-Balm in
your nose.
1t helps to prevent the germs enter
ing the system.
If you are taking cold, It makes you
feel better at once.
Nothing better for Aches and Pains.
Keep il handy this time of year.
Ask your druggist, jars or tubes, 30c.
X. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans, La.
Advertisement.
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- -
Telephone on trolley ca.

Talking by telephone from moving
trolley car with point more than
three miles distant. recently took place
on the tines of New York Electric
Railway company. This feat WAS ac-
complished by using the trolley wire
as carrier of another current which
transmitted the message.
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IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
SllnndaySChOol
' Lesson '
(By REV T.. E kITZNN A1Ek. d. D..
Teacher OF English Bible in the Sioody
Bible Institute of Chieago0
Copyrtght. 1922. western NewspapeE Union.
LESSON FOR MARCH 5
JEHovAH's MERCY TO A HEATH,
EN- CITY

LESSON TEXT-Jonah Shall
GOLDEN TEXT-Let the wicked for
sake his way. and the unrighteous man
ms thoughts; and let him return unto the
Lord, and he VIII have mercy upon ann j.
ana TO our God Tor he viii abundautly
pardon.-Isa 55:7
Hhf ERENCE AIATERIAL-Isa- $50
%. 1851: Jonah I:I-a:I0: Nal I:1o. III.
John 10
PRIMARY ToPIC-God Sends Jonah on
an Errand
JUNIOR TOPIC-How God spared a
Wicked City.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC.
-Jonah's Missionary Adventure.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
Inc Missionary Teaching OF the Book
OF Jonah.
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Chop fine one
green pepper and
one onion. one
half cupful of eel
cry; add four
cupfuls of bread
crumbs, a tea
. p o o n { u | of
minced parsley,
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Could Afford the Newest.

Mrs. Casey with newspaper)-It
says here that Mrs. Van Astor wore
some lace at the ball last night that
was 200 years old.
Mrs. O'Brien-Two hundred years
old Think of 1t now. an thin with
all that mOney.-BOston Transcript.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1922-03-03
Stops Hair Coming Out;
Thickens. Beauties.

So cents buys a bottle of "Dander-
Inc" at any drug store. After one APP
picatiOn you can not find a particle
Of dandruff or a falling hair. Besides,
every hair shows new life, vigor, bright
ness, more color and abundance.-Ad-
Eertisement.
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A Conflict

'WnI you promise me never TO gam
ble?"
But aren't we to be married -
Judge.
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7 wonder what he does in the sum-
mer timef' 'WhO?' THE profess
Sional snow shOveler. Detroit Free
Press.
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Rats i'm the Cellar
Mice in the Pantry
CockroacheS
in the Kitchen

What can be more disagreeable than
home infested with pests2 Destroy them
with StearHs' Electric Paste, the standard
exrerminator for more than q years
Kill rats, mice, cockroaches, waterbugs
or ants in a single night Does not blow
away like powders; ready for use. better
than traps. Directions IN Is languages In
every box Order from your dealer.
2 or sire $50 Is O. size $50
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What IS the national song of the
Russian Bolshevikf?" I'm forever
blowing roubles ? "-Wayside Tales.
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Iook Eroward

Meet the first beginnings; look to
the budding mischief before IL has
time to open to maturity.-Shake-
SPARE.
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ASKING Too Much.

Lover-No. Priscilla, not even for
your sake viii comply with the condi-
tions laid down by your father as a
preliminary to my marrying you.
His Lass-W-w-why? What does he
want you TO do?
Re suggested that I should. 20 and
hang myself first STRAY Stories.
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lIethuselah probably lived to a ripe
I'D age just to spite some girl who
had -.'e4 him for his money.
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lends itself 70
many types OF
cookery. For a
soup it is not only
sustaining ard
wholesome but is
ever ready.
Peanut Butter
Soup.-Take one
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EVERYDAY GOOD THINGS

A nice roast for a small family may
be made from slice of round steak.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1922-03-03

Peanut butter is a delicious SUBJ
stitute for butter on bread. and also
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1922-03-03

! bead fringe 1t is important in print
ed fabrics to arrange the figures grace
fully, and in this dress the sleeveless
blouse of georgette contrives to place
the rose cluster in panel at the front.
filmy lace is utilized for short sleeves
and an all-Over drapery that suggests
a little jacket. A short girdle of the
georgette is knotted at the right side
and is cut from the plain portion of
the crepe.
After the crepes. follow foulards.
taffetas and satins-each of these en-
bracing several varieties and following
the lead of crepes in presenting many
figured surfaces that are enlivened
rrifh haaufif11l cnl0rS
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The Kitchen
III. Cabinet
PEANUT BUTTER GOODIES

People with nothing 10 do are con-
stantly worried as TO what 10 do next
New Britain herald., 1922-08-25
 
LUTHER LEAGUE TO
 BE DECIDED HERE
Local Team 10 Oppose Silver City Nine in Championship Game
 Tomorrow

The Swedish Lutheran baseball team Of this city will cross bats with
 the Meriden Lutheran team at the
 Ellis street grounds tomorrow after
 noon in the last game Of the season and one which will decide the cham rionship Of this section. The game will start promptly at o'clock and the locals are confident that they can beat their opponents and thereby win the championship of the league.
 The Meriden team has been the stumbling block of the locals through cut the season, and they are prepared to give the local players a stiff battle for the pennant tomorrow. They have a strong lineup that has taken the measure of the other teams in the league, and though beaten by New Britain in their former encounter, they are confident that they will be Victors in tomorrow's battle.
 The local team has been practicing faithfully for this deciding game and their lineup will be the strongest that could possibly be put together In all probability Berg will do the twirling for the locals, while Billy Wolf will be in the outtield held in reserve. Abel Johnson will do the backstopping. He was a member of the ITpsala College nine of the past season and starred in many of the games played. His name went down in the hall of fame in the college during the game with wher he was easily the out standing star of the contest.
 Olson and Thomas, two hefty men, will compose the battery for the Sil- yer City crew and the locals will have to be on their toes if they are going to beat this pair of old seasoned veterans.
 The local team will practice on the Ellis street grounds this evening at 6:30 o'clock and all members are re- quested to be present.
New Britain herald., 1922-08-25
LOCAL VETERANS TO
 ENTER TRACK MEET
Track Team From Veterans Of For cign Wars to Compete in
 Mcriden Tomorrow

A number of athletes representing Private Walter J. Smith Post. Veter- ans of Foreign Wars of this city will compete in the big track and field meet to be held at Starlight Park in Meriden tomorrow afternoon under the auspices of the LaCroix- Murdock Post, Veterans of Foreign Wars of Meriden.
 Among the members of the local team who will compete In Meriden will be found Policeman Thomas Feeney who furnished the feature of the track and field meet in Berlin last Saturday when he made a spec tacular finish of match relay be- tween the American Legion and Vet erans of Foreign Wars posts of this city, winning what was thought to be lost race, within the last twenty yards. Many other athletes who have made their marks marks in meets about the state will be entered and the meet should attract great deal of interest about the state.
 There will be a parade In Meriden starting at 2 o'clock in the afternoon hS itAiS VI AhoiS Si VIII DC dDOul lilt principal streets in the city and from there to the park. Prizes are being off, fered for the visiting posts having the largest turnouts and the members of the loct post are planning to bring a large delegation to the Silver City.
 The meet will take place after the parade and it is planned to run the first event off about 3 o'clock. The events as scheduled for the afternoon are as follows: 100 yard dash, running broad jump, running high jump, standing broad jump, relay races and races, all closed to veter- ans. Cups and medals are being of- fered for the winners of these events, and the local post is in high hopes of winning some of them.
 A large delegation of local member is planning to attend this meet, the first annual event of the Meriden post, and great enthusiasm has been shown about the city over the chances of the local athletes to win prizes. The local members will leave the city about 1 o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
New Britain herald., 1922-08-25
YANKEES COME OUT
 0F BATTING SLUMP
Joe Dugan Gets Four Out of Four
 and New York Beats Cleveland

New York, Aug. 25.-The New York Americans came. out of their two day batting slump today and defeat ed Cleveland in the last game of the series. to 8. The Yankees hit Mor- ton hard and brought about his re- tirement by punching four hits for three run in the sixth inning.
 Joe DuGnn Leads Attack
 Dugan led New York's attack with four singles and base on balls in hve times up. Jones pitched his best game in weeks for New York. sand held Cleveland to seven hits, one | home run by Wood with Sewell on base.
 Speaker and Wood collided while going after schang's fly in the first inning, Speaker being painfully spik. ed on the left leg. He had to be assist ed off the field by two fellow players.
 Score: