The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1922-11-16
HERR LIMBERGER
By Mr.. G.. NJ. +.

Hello Everybodies. How vas it mitt you
und all of your droubles?
Vot, YOU hafe no droubles. Dot iss
nice und l hope dot you will nefer hafe.
Forget all of your droubles und let de
world still go around. Dot iss de boy.
Vot hafe you got to worry you now? Nod
dings You know dot some day you will
be oudt und dot you will be real happy.
l wish YOU vas all oudt tomorrow den
wouldn't hafe to hafe so much bread to cut.
Yah, I will see de Warden mineself und
ask him to let you all go home. | would
be glad to get rid of mineself
Vat you say? Now ven you do get oudt
vat vas you going to do? Dot vas und
iss de main question now und always. Vot
vas you going to do. l >schust bet mine
life dot We all vas going to do dot vot ISIS
right und live Won honest life. Amt We
rot poys? Wouldn't dot be nice I schust
know dot it would. We will leave all of
your droubes in our cell und forget dem
und We will start life Offer vonce more in
new way. We all will 60 oudt mitt Won
schmile on our face und We will go
schmiling all de way in our new lifes und
will try to make odders schmile. Oh poys
dot iss de best of all, try to make as many
schmile as you can and you will be real
happy for it.
vas reading in Won baper where music
vas goot for those dot vas crazy. l von-
der if it would do me any goot? Vat?
Oh, vell | will admit dot l vas a little bit
loose or wouldn't be where l vas today.
Won't you admit it too? Dot vas our worse
droubles We will admit holdings und dot
iss Why We nefer got any where und We
nefer will.
1 schust love to hear our boys play dere
music. 1t sure vas goot und it vas some
dings to be proud of. 1 vas goot musi
clan. can blay most anydings you schust
ought to hear me play Won Jews harp. l
can make dot trombone player look sick.
Vase he not Won goot musician? Gee l
wish 1 could play dot see saw like he does
Why would play mineself to sleep. Veil
you must take off mine hat to de poys dot
iss in de band.
Vot l want to know vat dis. Why vas
or ISIS it dot Won hound does not like
music? und Why do dey always howl ven
dey hear it? Won't some Won please told
me?
Speaking about hounds reminds me of
Won friend of mine und a Scotchman. Dis
dutch friend of mine vas de owner of Won
dog und he vas broud of him too. Won
day de Scotchman meet him on de street.
Well, Jack, how iss de hound? We Gates,
Pat, he vas goot, schust take Won look at
ne. Don't you dink dot de dog vas all
right2
Shure, William, said Pat, but vot goot
vas he? hafe de best dog der ever vas,
mine dog vas a setter und ven 1 go hunt
ing l always get more birds den any of de
rest. Oh, dot is nodding, mine dog vas
better den dot. Ven l get mine gun oudt
dot dog he vas wise, already yet, und ven
| try to fool him it vas no use. De odder
day l try to fool him und it vas no use.
l takes mine wish pole and starts to go
Wishing und dot dog he look at mineself
for Won While und away quick he runs away
home. Veil, l wanted to see where he
vent to und vent back home to see vot iss
und vot do you dink 1 found him doing
already yet?
Shure l don't know vot vas he doing,
said Pat. Oh, you wouldn't believe me
ven l told you. Ha! Ha! You schust bet
mine life he vas Won schmart dog. Why
wouldn't believe it mineself. He vas be-
hind de barn und he vas digging for
worms for me to 60 Wishing mitt