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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
Y re SPUR & e MOsgMsllEElNT
AN ANTIQUE COMPLAINT.


Washington kicked becalse prices were hgn
Ben Franklin raised Cain when the meat was to buy
Hancock deplored the high cost OF string beans
james sf Madison asyed the shyiock prohtssrs
ABE 1sn the high sS keep
And Moody and sa,nkey agreed with him him then ix
an sr did o ike the n .a cost q his shoes
Mckinley thought prices too high for our health.
So we've got patent on this little kick
The high Of living made sn Old Adam a.s sick
It cost ST. Ad his home and put him in the clear
Noah we've kicked on the profteers
But prices keep on going up just the same
barred by the Turkish
comeback American dancers boycott Turkish cgarets
The taxdms and the taxabbst each has his skin
An Indian recently deceased reported to have had eight wives
periene is the best teacher, but he wouldn't learn pint
s125oooo salaries-Headn Only magician
DON'T THE LADIES SMOKE7
a Taylor murder these half
smoked remains garet found the back door
ly there on the evening of the murder Phil.
often in the ready
clothing ads hang when they Never in
life have we met up with anybody who looks like one
Safety First One elevator sign downtown reads This elevator
will hold nine ordinary persons or six Eks
AN EXCUSE.
Henry Jackson excused from leading the choir At the chuTsl
nd is shoulder blade.-Tamworth (Pa.) Chronicle.
whether they they beautiful
does it?
guished visitors Of
for any,
A scientist who cannot : failure
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
A "FLIVVERo BOOM

Some prophets are without honor In their
own community and others -are hailed as preso-
dental timber. Anyway, the Henry Ford
presidential boom has been launched, and right
in his old INSTRUMENTATION in Wayne coun-
ty. Mich.
It is declared to be the precursor of nation
wide movement; and it has all the earmarks of
such, for it was attended by 1877 (actual county
of the Oh ESTIMATED population) Of the place
that Henry made famous, which excusably feels
its importance as an influence upon the rest of
the American commonwealth and which is par
donably anxious to become still more lurninant
as FREDERICKSBURG the term in its non-political
sense for the moment-of chief magistrate Of
the nation.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

and was taken to the Office OF
Henry Suydam, whose business it
is to receive visiting journalists.
The japanese journalist bowed
deliberately. Mr.. Suydan bowed
with equal elaborateness. The
others present were impressed and
interested.
"How do" said the Japanese
journalist. VERY pleased to meet
you-yes. japanese journalist |
write for big Japanese paper. l
think United States very fine coun-
try-yes. / think President Hard
ing very fine man-yes. think
Mr.. Hughes very fine man--yes. !
think conference very good thing
yes. write very fine piece for my
paper-yes. What about Yap."
Pat was helping the gardener on
a gentleman's place and, observing
q shallow stone basin Containing
water, he inquired what it was for.
THAT" said the gardener, sis q
bird BATH"
Don't ye be foolin' me-" grinned
Pat. what is tit"
"A bird bath. ! tell you. Why do
you doubt tit"
Because / don't believe there's
q burrd alive that can tell Saturday
night from any other"
A capable housewife was trying
TO impress upon her maid the need
of system in her work.
After carefully explaining her
own methods in her work, she ask
ed: "Now, Olga, just what do I
mean by system? Do you under
stand what system means 2"
ia, ja," giggled Olga, sees
TEEN means doin' theengs the hard
est way"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
XMePassing
/! S:6:e:@

WE don't know much
BUT we do know that one way
To keep an auto from
sKIDDING on the wet pavement
Is to operate 1t with
REASONABLE regard for the
speed laws.
A red-headed girls hair
Is auburn but
RED-HEADED boys hair
IS Just plain red
WHO. ever thought that real
whiskey would
GET so scarce that some men
WOULD get satisfaction
MERELY by smelling the cork7
WHENEVER the neighbor
WOMEN hear OF a fifteen pound
baby
THEY declare with some asperity
THAT II it wasn't twins
1T ought to have been
THE reason why a girl has
A hard time selecting a hat
THAT becomes her Is
BECAUSE she wears her waist
THERE Is altogether too
MUCH move
IN soma OF the movie marriages.
ANOTHER rather trying feature
OF these periods of wise
CONSERVATION in tho household
Is utilizing the doughnuts%
LEFT over from last week
WHEN this weeks hatch appears
1T IS simply impossible to
FIGURE out a woman--the
ONE who abuses her husband
MOST in private is sure to be the
ONE to brag about him
MOST IN public.
WELL we see one fashion editor
WHO ought TO know II
ANYONE does, Is out with a pre-
diction
OF a complete metamorphosis
IN the mater of styles
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
ANSWERS To YESTERDAYS
QUESTIONS

e what South American city has
a name meaning vale OF Paradsse7
Ans.-valparaiso.
g. What kind of mountain IL
named after the god vulcan7 Ans
Volcano.
3. What Is the Indian meaning OF
the name Dakota" Ans.--Leagued
4. Where is the oldest man-lit
fire in the world? Ans.-In Bud
hist Temple at Bakyoh, Siam. 1t
is a sacred fire.
s. What people gave us the day
beginning at midnight and ending at
midnight? Ans.-Egyptians and Ro-
mans.
8. What was Robert E. Ingersolis
political belief? Ans.-He was first
a democrat but changed to a repub-
lican after the Civil War.
Z. How many miles of navigable
rivers are there In u. ST Ans.-25,-
600
s. How many miles OF canals are
there? Ans.-2.500.
.. At what temperature should
eggs be kept in cold storagef Ans.
At 81 degrees above zero.
10 Are there any Jews IN Spain7
Ans.-There are about 1000.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

Ford-for-p club was formed included
clergyman, judge, publisher and prominent
business man. There were represented. then.
the pulpit the press. the bench. and commerce.
and if that does not constitute anational move
ment right at the start. where was there even
any movement of all-embracing character7
1t is said the platform matter was touched
upon only slightly-but why at all7 Isn't Mr..
Ford a sufficient platform unto HIMSELF The
voice of this meeting of the neighbors, is, as Mr.
Beverage, of Indiana. might say, mandate that
the people of the country dare not disregard.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
HOW MUCH n
DO =
YOU KNOW !:

/. Is oil found IN low-land or the
highland?
2. How much of the coal mines in
L. S. Is machine mined7
3. How much snuff Is used in this
country each year?
l. When was fogging. as a pun
ishment, abolished in the army
8. What metal is the best heat
conductor
Are American nags used in the
army laundered when dirty?
Who was the first person to be
crematej In this country
8. Do cats, monkeys and other
animals have tear ducts?
9. Who has the longest reach,
Willard or Dempsey
10. How many permanent Ameri-
can cemeteries have ben established
abroad for American war dead7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

BUT nowadays the customer has a
son whose
GAS and electric light bill come to
Sill a month
AND he spills oil by the gallon at
three times what
ITS cost was in those days.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
YEARS
~ AGO

The Hammond Gun Club had
the lowest score in the Subur-
ban League tournament shoot
at the South Shore Country club
Decoration Day.
Martin Franc and Walter
Hoke of Hammond attended the
annual convention of post office
clerks at Indianapolis yesterday.
East Chicago's new baseball
park was dedicated with much
ado yesterday but Gary won the
game to 0.
Someone shot the coolie dog
of Fred Wheeler at Crown
Point yesterday and Mr.. Wheel
er is now threatening prosecu-
lions.
The whiting high school
Alumni association elected the
following officers last evening:
President, John Schaub; vice
president, Helen Mattern; Sec
rotary, D. NJ Bremen, treas
urer. Irene Putnam; deputy
treasurer. Warren Beaubien.
Leonard Molene. engineer of
the East Chicago steam roller.
was badly injured yesterday
when the roller was struck by a
South Shore car as 1t was cross
ing Chicago avenue, at wegg
avenue.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Blister, $40
Sfbley street. Hammond, are ex-
pected home this evening after
spending four months in Ger
many.
Hobart's young wireless an
thusiasts have organized an as
ISOLATION of which Asa Bullock
Is president and Charles Cliff
ford, secretary.
No one seems to know what
to do with the IS 900 which was
seized in the Office Of Mayor
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

In olden days when a captain in
the British navy wished to dis
charge his crew. he had to give them
notice of his intention by taking
away the table-cloth three meals
in succession
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
A SCHOOL FOR MANNERS.

It is to be hoped that schools generally will
fall in line with the high schools of New York
City, which are instituting a twenty-minute
period day fol the teaching of manners
Those good folk who are always exclaim-
ing that young people nowadays are not as po-
lite as ther fathers before them are usually
equipped with poor memories. Youngsters in
all times and cmes have had one universal fail
ing-they were young. We ought to be glad
that those of this generation don't lack bolster
BUSINESS, vigor, and even occasionally a little
mischief in their makeups.
But there comes time when kids begin
to blossomout into young men and women. What
trying days those are! Then it becomes all i'm
portant to know whether a gentleman should
shake hands or only bow when introduced to a
lady, and what exactly what words, a lady
should use such occasions Correctness, In
this awkward age, makes all the difference be-
tween misery and pleasure.
Manners have function not limited to the
party" or the social" Most of the time peo-
pie live in crowds. and it is quite desirable not
only that that crowd be friendly. as crowds
usually are, but that individuals in it know the
best way of being friendly.
Children who have been trained in manners
will know how to keep off other peoples corns,
and they also will be saved many, many dark
moments spent in agonized realization that they
have not done the right thing at the right time.
Every argument points in favor of cousre
in manners, similar to that inaugurated in the
New York schools, being added to the curriculum
Of every high school in the land.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

Silver lace has been used to fash
lon this evening gown which comes
from the hands Of . French de-
siRner. A snug fitting bodice with
no sleeves and an uneven skirt hem
are features Of the frock- This dis
tinguishing note 10 q red crepe
girdle from which bangles long
fringe of black beads.
Knots OF Gary as evidence in
the bribery cases The sheriff
still holds the money with no
one claiming 1t.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

FRANCE SAYS she is keeping free hand
as regards Russia. no doubt so as to be able to
reach the trigger quicker.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

THE MORE Governor Small of illinois de-
lays his vindication in court the smaller he be-
comes public estimation
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

right Maj William G. s. W.
Fleming Jr and Maj Timothy O. Van Aleu- photographed before
their departure.
study and Belgium for the
memorial Pennsylvania soldiers
World object commission OF
lending Of
Maj William Price Col David Davis candidate
State; COL W. Fleming
commander of tho Pennsylvania division in the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

THE ANNUAL struggle between the June
bride and the sweet girl graduate will soon be
in order.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

HOME BUILDING increased in this coun-
try last year, every fellow having put up his
garage the year before.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS:

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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

THE GIRL who prefers a porch swing to
an automobile ride is probably thinking of the
high cost of furnishing a home.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

WOODROW WILSON'S health is reported
improving steadily. although he is still sick of
Jim Reed,
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

No one seems to know what
to do with tho $1,000 which was
seized in the Office Of Mayor
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02
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FOREIGN ADVERTISING REPRESENTATION:
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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

Hobart's young wireless an
thusiasts have organized an as
ISOLATION of which Asa Bullock
Is president and Charles Cliff
ford. secretary.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

Mr. and Mrs. Henry Elster, $40
Sfbley street. Hammond, are ex-
pected home this evening after
spending four months in Ger
many.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-02

It is to be hoped that schools generally will
fall in line with the high schools of New York
City, which are instituting a twenty-minute
period dav fM the teaching of manners
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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21
FOR STATE SENATOR

To the Voters of the Goth Senatorial
District
/ hereby announce my name as a
candidate for the Senate, twentieth
(20th) Senatorial District of the State
of Florida, subject to the action of the
Democratic party.
Realizing that live stock is and
should be one of Florida's greatest
assets, now languishing and threaten
ed with destruction, favor legislation
that will eradicate the cattle tick, so
Florida may have an outlet and mar
ket for her cattle.
Realizing that the welfare of any
government must rest upon the intel.
ligence of its citizens. favor liberal
provision by the legislature for the
maintenance of our rural, town and
city schools as well as Florida's in
situations of higher learning.
am unalterably opposed to freak
legislation of any nature whatsoever
and if elected will use my every effort
to prevent its passage, thereby pre-
venting our statute books from being
encountered with absurd laws.
| am opposed to the judiciary being
placed in the hands of the electorate,
firm in the belief that it tends to lower
the dignity, lessen respect, and pre-
vent in measure the enforcement of
our laws, when these high dignitaries
are forced to scramble for Office by
the common methods of the politi-
clans.
This, in brief, is my platform and
upon it / ask your support.
Very respectfully,
n. J. WICKER.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21
FOR REPRESENTATIVE IN GROUP
ONE

l hereby announce myself as can
didate for Representative of Marion
county for the Legislature of 1924,
subject to the action of the voters
of the coming Democratic Primary.
Business will prevent me from max
ing an active campaign, and | can
only promise as / did in the last
session that / will handle the affairs
of the county and state in the same
conservative and business like way
in which / would my own, and at all
times consider the best interest of the
people.
Your support would be appreciated.
NATHAN MAYO,
Snummerfield, Fla.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21

my name will be on the ticket in the
June primary as candidate to sue
coed myself in congress. 1t is my
purpose to speak IN every county in
the district during the month of May
and until then / hope my good friends
will look after my interests.
Respectfully,
FRANK CLARK.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21
ANNOUNCER EMIT

To the Democratic Voters of Marion
County, Florida:
/ hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of Supervisor of Regis
tration for Marion county. l honest
ly solicit your vote and support and
will appreciate both in. the coming
primary.
Respectfully,
A. !. STEPHENS.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21

ANNOUNCEME EMIT

To the Democratic Voters:
l hereby announce my candidacy
for school commissioner of the third
commissioner district of Marion coun-
ty. | solicit your vote and will appre-
ciate your support in the coming
primary.
Very respectively,
]. N. SIMMONS.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER

l am candidate for County Com
missioner from the third district to
be voted for at the June primary.
Will appreciate your support and vote.
]. M. DOUGLAS,
Weirsdale, Fla.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1922-04-21
FRANK CLARK TO BE IN RACE

Washington, D. c., April IL, 1922.
To the Editor Ocala Banner:
am told it is being circulated hiatt
| will not be candidate for congress
this year. This report is absolutely
false. / have already qualified and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

lin Grand Rapids next year. as teach
or. and her sister Jeanette. y get
ting ready 10 move there also. They
have made this their hewe almost
all their lives. and their many
friends are sorry 10 have them go.
Miss Frances OF: left Saturday for
Portland. Seattle and other points
i'm the west. She viii stop over in
salt Lake City. aud may 20 70 Alas
ka before she returns. She VIII al
tend the American Nurses conven-
ton in Portland. which viii be IN
session from June - 10 July ].
Miss Jane Asphalt. who has been
in The library for some time. is leaV-
ing TO take a course in this line OF
work az indianapolis
The farmers OF Marshall county
pooled their wool Friday having
about 1000 pounds. They are
sending il 10 the Ohio sheep and
Wool Growers association al Cclum-
bus. ohio. Some OF this wiz be
made up into blankets and wool bats.
A miscellaneous shower was held
az the home Of Mrs C. F. Hitchcock
Friday evening IN honor OF Miss Opal
English, a June bride-tO-be. Mrs.
Vermillion and daughter. Hazel.
were assistant hostesses. The gifts
were placed in a pink umbrella un-
der the dining rCCm lights. and
Miss English took them out; they
were many and beautiful, and VIII
be useful in her new home. About
40 we're present. and the evening
was spent in playing bridge. Dainty
refreshments were served by the
hostesses-
The Marshall County Historical
Society was organized June Is, 1922
under the direction of Miss Lucy Ill
lott. The Officers are as follows;
President. Mrs. Phoebe Wiley, VICE
president. l. r. Ste!nbach; seci etary'
Mrs. Louise Tyrell Fogle, Bourbon
treasurer Mrs. Jessie Brooke Ply
mouth. All those who wish 10 be
one of the charter members may
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
How He Cured
His Rupture
Old Sea Captain Cured His Own
Rupture After Doctors Said
Operate or Death"
ri. Remedy and BOOK Sent Free.

His Remedy and Book Sent Free
Captain Ceilings sailed the seas for
many years: then he sustained a bad
double rupture that soon forced him 70
not only remain ashore. but kept him
bedridden for years He tried doctO.
after doctor and truss after truss. No
results Finally he was assured that he
must either submit to a dangerous and
abhorrent operation or die He did
neither. He cured himself instead.
Captain Ceilings made a study OF him
self. OF his conditiOn-and at last he
was rewarded by the finding OF the
method that so quickly made him a
well. strong. vigorous and happy man
Anyone can use the anne method; it's
simple. easy. safe and inexpensive. Every
ruptured person In the world should
have the Captain Ceilings book telling all
about how ne cured himself, and how
anyone may follow the same treatment
in their own home without any trouble.
The book and the medicine are FREE.
They will he sent prepaid TO any rup-
ture sufferer who will MI out the below
coupon. But send IL right away-nOw-
before you put down this paper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

the siN-chree- three plan for the
school city. which will be worked out
as rapidly as possible
What are some of the phases OF
work done by the 1900 children
enrolled in the public schools Of
The city?
in South Bend the school au-
thorities believe in emphasizing the
fundamentals The academic or
elementary subjects are considered
Of primary importance.
The courses of study are planned
with utmost care. The Oest mater
.als ard equipment are provided
The best educational facilities pos
sible are provided in order 10 best
III the pupils for life's work. Dur
ing the past year a new series OF
readers with supplementary sets
have been introduced Reconstruct
ton of courses of study are recent
accomplishments. Standard edu-
cational tests have been introduced
10 strengthen the work. Teachers
are encouraged TO take summer
work in universities. New teachers
kOAilAuS AItO TIC cgTANAi dlN lFHuAA
ed TO have two years of training
beyond the high school for grade
work and a college course for high
school work. The salary schedule
has been maintained. The pupils
are learning thrift. The new bank
ing system introduced into the sys-
tenn since January 1st. of this year
has enrolled nearly ten thousand
subscribers with S26.OOOOO deposit
cd on June ist.
The children OF South Bend are
beginning 70 take an active part in
the expansion movement of the city
by becoming the disseminating CEN
ters for the spirit of own your own
home This is done by imbibing
the spirit of the story series sen,
out by the new home bureau. The
schools have been active in lendinS
whatever force 1t might be able to
yield in all civic movements such as
safety first and fire prevention.
The children are being taught
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
PLYMOUTH

Mrs Lois Thompson Hunt OF South
Bend entertained few OF her Ply
mouth friends Il a lavender lunch
con. in honor of Miss Julia Yockey.
whose marriage to Rudolph Shakes
viii take place IN the near future.
Miss Yockey also received several
very pretty articles 10 be used In
her new home.
Mr.. Chester Lozier. Of Frankfort.
with her children. are here for a few
days visit with her mother. Mr.. Ed.
Richards. The Lozier family is
moving 10 California. Mr. Lozier
having gone ahead Of the family
About seventy-five Of the Meth
odist Ladies Aid members had a pot
luck dinner at the Humrichouser
cottage az Pretty Lake Friday. The
extreme windy weather prevented
them from carrying out their plans
for the day, but they had a fine
time and a big dinner.
Miss Frances Emerson has gone
TO Chicago. where she will attend
Chicago university. She will locate
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

by we'll qualified instructors The
meaning. importance and method o.
main aiming strong healthy bodies.
The recrearional department IL
rtving careful thought and effort 20
that very important phase Of our
ife-tae play time This depart
ment ia conjunction with teachers
and school officials il doing nuch N
removing the stain OF interacy from
our city
THE Junior vocational bureau
has placed approximately one thou
sand children over Is years OF age
in good positions during the year.
The bureau makes special enort
TO place children in positions that
invite growth and advancement.
The vocational music. art and
household arts departments are well
orreleated and directed along edu-
cational lines"