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The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Proprietor to Customer-"Do you know that Fruitkist Ice Cream tastes better than kissing a girl?"
 Customer-''Why?"
 When you eat Fruit kist Ice Cream you get the kiss, but not the breach-of-promise suit"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
Voice of the Alaska Press

An unusabe, tumbe-down shack is not only shock ing to the eye it is dangerous to the community It is breeding place for vermin and germs and ire trap that is a menace to the whole town All such places in Juneau should way for houses that usuable or for lawns that would pleasant to look up on.-Juneau Empire.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
OF THE INTERIOR
 UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
Juneau, Alaska,

Juneau, Alaska,
 May 23, 1922. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that James A. Hagen, Katalla, Alaska, has filed application under the provision of Section 22 of the Act of February 25, 1920. for permit to prospect for
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

St. Clair Street, who had charge of the aeropane fsbt squadron which made the trip New York to Nome Alaska and return, writing in the National Geo. graphic Magazine of the trip refers to Nome as the
 Northeast end of the continent" Nome is 165 longl- tudinaI degrees west 31 degrees west of Juneau It peculiar slip for navigator writing in puolca- ton devoted to geography.-Juneau Empire
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
COXIE SAYS

If the married men today could be talked to sleep as easy as they once were rocked to sleep, sleep would sure be a blessing.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

No woman can resist thinking she would have been a success as an ac- tress.
 Money is like fire-a good servant, but bad master A pretty good firm is Watch and
 Waite, And another is Attit, Early and Layte; And still another is Doc and Dairet; And one of the best is Grim and Bar
 rett.
 Town chickens are just like those on farm. If you allow them to run around too much they get tough.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Uncle Levi Zink says that to the American boy there is an awful, ma jestic difference in weight between the butt end of fish-pole and hoe handle.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
WOE IS US!

The saddest words of tongue and pen, No doubt of it, Are Please remit"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Keep the public informed by adver- Using regularly in the Cordova Daily Times.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Being a nobody has it's virtues. When you make a jack of yourself the newspapers do not send report CTS for your photograph and full par ticulars.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

The New York World, which long endeavor- ed to induce the United States to join the League of Nations, recently published a special dispatch from Genoa saying that "Am- erica is injecting herself into the Russian muddle at the conference" If the World would print something within the range of plausbility it would be easy to understand the motive but it is impossible to imagine what the World expects to gain by printing something that is manifestly absurd
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

All the good advice and counsel about high heeled shoes fell on deaf ears, but when fashion said go, they went
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

MT. Smith: "What is the difference betwee the death of barber and the death of a sculptor?"
 MT. Brown: 'T don't know, what is it?"
 MT. Smith: "Wen, one curls up and dyes and the other makes faces and busts."
 Booth Tarkington says he Hikes to play with the wild girls" So do we, but our wife won't let us.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Gittin to the bottom of things the fact is, the discouraged and dissatis- fled American farmer is likely to produce some hungry cities.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Tumulty might write a book on "Wilson as I Didn't Know Him.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
NATURAL HISTORY

The hornet is a cynic,
 A pessimistic thing; His style of conversation Is ne'er without it's sting.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Bobby wanted a donkey-and he had seen the donkey in a nearby field.
 What would happen if l stole that donkey?" he asked his father.
 You would get six months in pris- on," replied his father.
 Bobby thought while and then said:
 You wouldn't forget to feed it while I was away, would you, father?"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Try Daily Times for Job Printing
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
EDEN RIDDLE

We often wonder what excuse EVe had before the figleaf period for keep ing Adam waiting.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Wonder what a chewing-gum mag nate says when he steps on a wad of his gum?
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

Pastor of the First Methodist Church of Fl Paso, Tex, has complet- ed arguments for opening a big roller skating rink in the basement or his church to offset the dancing craze. Looks like fighting the devil with fire.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06

"The baby is crying because he can't pull the fur out of your muff' mother. What shall I do?"
 "Give him the cat.'
The Cordova daily times., 1922-06-06
ALWAYS REMEMB FER

A guy in the city jail may be down, but he is never out.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
10000 SEATS PLANNED
FOR NAVY'S GAME. HERE

When the foot ball teams of the
Naval Academy and Penn State
meet on the afternoon Of Friday.
November .. the greatest crowd that
ever throUged American Lea que Park
is expected to- witness the engage
nIcnt. but there will he seats for
every one According L" plans pre-
pared by President Griffith Of the
Washington base ball club tempo
rary stands to- he installed Will raise
the sealing capacity of the park, to
more than $4,000.
The field was measured yesterday.
both for tn" sridiron layout and
the erection OF temporary stands
parallel to tha lone left-field grand
on the oUtfield side of the playing
space. The temporary structure will
be fifteen tiers in height.
Every preparation will be made
for the accommodation of foot ball
fans attending the contest Yardage
numbers will be marked along the
side lines and a scoreboard erected.
The board will indicate the number
of the down, and the yards to be
gained in addition to the score total.
While an agreement to stage the
game here was made by the two
institutions some months ago, it was
not until yesterday that a formal
contract designating the bari park
as the scene of the engagement was
signed by Commander Douglas L.
Howard. athletic officer of the Naval
Academy.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BIG CROWD DUE SUNDAY
FOR ARMY-MAR|NE TILT

The service base ball championship
American League Park between the
Sd Corps Area, United states Army.
and the United States Marines ut
Quantico is due to bring out the larG
est service crowd that ever witnessed
a contest in this city. The doughboys
at Fort Myer, Fort Washington.
Washington barracks, Boiling Field
and Walter Reed Hospital, who for
merly came under the command of
the Cd Corps Area. all are printing
themselves to be on hand to a man
to get behind Buck IIcrZog's Sd Corps
Area team and aid it in handing the
Marines fine licking. Soldiers from
all camps in the vicinity of Balti-
more and particularly large con
tingent from the tank center. Camp
Meade. will come in droves on w. s.
G. A. specials.
The first game of the series was
won by the Army last Monday in
Baltimore by the score of 9-5, while
the Marines took the second contest
in Quantico last Saturday, 1873. The
only defeats handed the Army this
season were the one by the Marines
and that by Babe Ruth and his
Yankees. at Baltimore last Sunday.
HerZog has whipped into shape one
of the finest service mines ever pro-
duced being the pick of the Army
camps in the states of Maryland.
PENNSYLVANIA and Virginia. and from
approximately 10000 soldiers T
The Marines. coached by John
OReilly of Georgetown. have also had
a splendid record for the season.
having only been beaten by the Army
and Georgetown University, and, from
present indications, the game on
Sunday should be productive of some
fine base ball.
The Army team will show here once
again this season in a game against
the Nationals on September rs.
Tickets for the contest VIII go on
sale at Spalding's tomorrow.
Evening star., 1922-09-13

We will be compelled to fill va
cancies at guard. center, tackle. half
back and fullback. and to take care
of theses positions we have Frye and
Mcintyre. Mcconnell and Borum, 1921
substitute guards: Lyman. Tsry and
CauldWel1, sub tackles, and Werner
the best lineman from the 1921 fresh
man outfit; Whelchel. sub fullback
last season. and Goodwin. McWhorter
and Davis. as backs from the fresh
man eleven. and Brewster, sub half
back from the 1921 varsity. The best
of the other men out with the squad
are Hunt and Reeves, sub quarters.
Moore. sub halfbncks: Glenn, fresh
man center: Carpenter. freshman
guard: Weaver, freshman tackle;
Grumbey, freshman end.
"Qur team this year will be lighter
than usual. but | think no less eff
fective than the teams of the last two
seasons. We shall have plenty of
speed and despite the loss of Harlan.
the star fullback. a backfield fully as
effective as our 1921 combination"
Georgia Tech'. Big Games.
Georgia Techs big games this year
are with Navy at Annapolis October
u. Notre Dame at Atlanta october %,
GEORGETOWN at Atlanta November IL
and Auburn at Atlanta Thanksgiving
day The coaching staff, will consist
of Alexander. head coach; Fay Wood
of Notre Dame as line coach, Bill
Clay, in charge of the scrub eleven.
and Amis, last years center. and Crit.
fin, track coach, in charge of the
freshman squad.
While Alexander himself did not
say so, as it was learned through
other sources, it is felt by those in a
position to, know that Brewster. sub
stitute last fall. is due to I'LL the
regular Position at halfback and that
Werner from the 1921 freshman
eleven will be used at tackle. 1t Is
the center and fullback positions
which are said to be giving AleXan-
der most worry. as to find man TO
fill the shoes of the brilliant Harlan
s not by any means easy.
But there is no foot ball task that
Georgia Tech people think too dini-
cult for Alexander, and their con-
tidence in him never seems to nave
been misplaced. Alexander was as
sfstant coach at Georgia Tech for
years under Hejsman. prior to the de-
parture OF the latter for Pennsyl-
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BUCK DECLINES OFFER
AS BIG TEN GRID COACH

APPLETON. Wis. September Il
Howard "CuD' Buck, once star Of the
University OF Wisconsin foot ball
team. thinks more of his work as
municipal Boy Scout executive than
his foot ball contracts and his duties
as assistant coach of Lawrence COL
lege than of a once-in-a- lifetime op-
portunity to coach a team of a big
school with $4,000 back of it for ten
weeks work.
Buck announced his decision to de-
cline the offer of the University of
Indiana to coach this years team in
place of Jumbo Stiehm. who has
just submitted to an operation and
Will be out of the game for this year.
II think more of my connections
here and the contracts l have made
with my respective employers" said
Buck. "Of course, it is an honor to
be offered the coaching of a big ten
team and it would be fine achieve
ment to turn out a champion eleven
there, but / have decided to decline. =
Evening star., 1922-09-13
.PAIRINGS LISTED TODAY
IN TITLE TENNIS EVENTS

PHILADELPHIA. September 13.
Following: are the complete pair
ingS for this afternoon in the all
comerS' singles. postponed by rain
yesterday:
Upper William NJ.
Johnston. san Francisco. W..
Howard KinSey, Spn Francisco.
Manuel &l0nso. Spain. vs.. Watson
NJ. HnSIihnrn. New York.
Vincent Richards. YonkerS. n. v,
vs.. Herbert L.. Bowman. New York.
James q. 4 Amde rson. ustralia. vs..
Robert h:nscy. San Francisco.
LOWER HALF William Il.
Tiiden, Philadelphia, vs.. Pat O'Hara
Wood, australia.
Zenzo Shinizu. Japan. vs.. Wallace
=. johnson, Philadelphia.
II. Norris Williams, Boston, vs..
Elicit BinTen. New York.
Gerald l.. Patterson. Australia.
vs.. Francis Il. Hunter, New York.
Evening star., 1922-09-13

vania and a great many people think
that Alexander was in large measure
responsible for the brilliant record
made with Georgia Tech by Heis-
man. 1t is certain. at least, that
Georgia Tech under Alexander has
continued it's brilliant achievements.
while Heisman has been anything but
successful at Pennsylvania.
Has a Strong Personality.
Alexander personally is the type of
fellow foot ball squad would swear
by. and feel like dying for, if need
be. On top of his fine personality. he
knows foot ball and knows hoy to
impart his knowledge. and these
things usually spell success on the
foot ball field as well as in other
lines of endeavor.h
Washington grid followers are par
ticularly interested in Georgia Tech
this year. Not only does the Atlanta
school play Georgetown at Atlanta.
but it comes to Annapolis for a tilt
with the Midshipmen. which will be
about the first opportunity people
here have had to watch one of its
teams. No doubt a thousand or more
persons will go to Annapolis October
81 to see the Tech Navy contest. and
they are sure to get full measure for
whatever time and trouble the trip
requires.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BROWNS ARE ENLARG|NG
PARK FOR TITLE SERIES

ST. LOUIS, September 13.-Carpen-
ters today began adding box seats back
of the third-base line at Sportsman's
Park for handling the crowds in the
Yankees-Brown three-game series
starting next Saturday, and for pos
sible use in the world Se;ies.
While the Browns today begin their
final series with Boston, New York
will face the White SoX at Chicago,
and fans here are optimistic that the
status quo at least Till be main
tanned in the pennant race If the
Browns do not improve their position
before the end of the week.
President B. b. Johnson of the
American League witnessed yester-
days game, and conferred with the
owners of the Browns. 1t was under
stood he was giving them advice on
managing the world SERIES but he de-
clared no meeting of the league ad-
visory committee would be called to
make world-serieS arrangements until
the pennant race is decided.
Nearly ten thousand requests for
reservations for the world series have
been received by Business Manager
Bobby Quinn since the announcement
that those received after last Sunday
would be given conditional considera-
ton.
Evening star., 1922-09-13

junior teams While no formal cham
pionship series will be arranged for
these combinations. several interhigh
school matches will be played. West
ern. Tech and Central had light
weight elevens in the field last year,
and they proved valuable as feeders
to the larger teams.
The annual ten-game high school
championship series will get under
way at Central stadium on October
Il, when Western is to oppose Cen
trail. The remainder of the schedule
follows: October 20, Eastern VS.. Tech;
"a. Business VS.. Central; 81, Western
VS.. Tech: 81. Business VS.. Eastern:
November 3, Central VS.. Tech; Z, West
ern VS.. Eastern; 10, Tech VS.. Business:
IA. Eastern VS.. Central; II, Western
vs. Business
Evening star., 1922-09-13
MRS. LEE w. NlDA LOW
IN WESTERN GOLF PLAY

ST. LOUIS, September 13--The six
teen pIayers that survived yesterday
matches for the championship of the
Western Womens Golf Association
began their second days elimination
rounds today. when Mrs. Melvin Jones,
present champion, started her eight
een-hole match against Miss Bernice
Wall of Oshkosh. Wis.
While the champion has been play
ing creditable game, Mrs. Lee w.
Mida IF Chicago had the low medal
score She was the favorite of the
gallery. her driving. putting and ap-
preaching drawing repeated applause
yesterday. She went out in Al and
came back in 43.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
QUARTET LISTED In FIRST
TEN LAST YEAR MAY DROP
Washburn, Kumagae, Voshell and Niles Likely to Be
Succeeded in Select Coterie by Hunter, Shimizu
and Kinsey Brothers-Tourney Resumed.
BY w. H. HOTEL.

n GERMANTOWN CRICKET CLUB, Philadelphia September Ia
Having yesterday instead of settling the arguments
racket wizards left the national
the eight listed
which other nations will Americans While
yesterday cleared early the afternoon
possible played had the committee
officially through editions of the
of today
the the racketers and
leaders the during the hotel session yesterday was he
number the probably
would find themselves the select when the ranking
nrtt II its a the
Evening star., 1922-09-13
FOUR RETAIN MENTORS
OF LAST YEARS TEAMS
Cuyon at Eastern and Green at Western Expect
Good Squads Business, and Apple,
Tech, Must Develop New Elevens.
BY JOHN B. KELLER.

Central ball coaching
wv problem other Washington schools making
plans busy the gridiron Eastern WESTERN
Tech school
and will begin when the schools Monday
Gridiron fall will by
the who directed the schools last For time
would school
authorities announced this that he would his duties
athletic director the Georgetown establishment.
Charles who Appalachian
Mike Kelly did
while Wilbur Apple
will coaching by
omea dfroma umniYo
Evening star., 1922-09-13

to fill their shoes does not appear to
be overly bright: Vincent Richards.
considering his frail physique and
character of some of his strokes,
probably is playing just about as
good tennis now as he ever will.
This is the opinion of many of the
experts. While the Kinsey brothers.
Phil Neer, Lucien Williams and some
others are playing excellent tennis.
none or them suggests himself as a
coming Johnston or Tilden. In fact.
in culling the field of youngsters as
future prospects. Roberts, Allen and
Arnold Jones and w. W. Ingraham
two Providence youths, are consid-
cred the most likely to rush to the
fore in time of need.
Evening star., 1922-09-13

Eastern, which took a new lease on
it's foot ball life when Guyon was ap-
pointed coach two years ago. intends
to make quite splurge in the grid
iron realm this fall. 1t plans to tackle
practically every scholastic team in
town. and also has arranged several
matches with Maryland and Virginia
schools. Guyon looks for much new
prospect of moving into the well
equipped new school building in Feb
ruary is attracting many students to
Eastern.
Business Prospects Poor.
Mike Kelly does not expect to find
the path SO rosy at Business. Most
this season, and as few boys go out
for foot ball at the 9Th street school
the former Holy Cross gridman will
have to work hard to develop a COM
bination capable of doing anything at
ship series. The Stenographers have
not completed their schedule, which
will include eight or nine games.
Apple will have his troubles at Tech.
About all of the boys who played on
the first and second elevens last year
are gone. An entirely new line will
have to be organized and backs found
to fill the shoeS Of such sterling play
ers as MacCartee and Shanks. Other
than the squad regulars, Tech had lit
tie good material last fall. so Apple
will be forced to do much experiment.
ing with candidates during the next
three weeks.
Green, who returned to Washing
ton from his camp in Minnesota yes
terday. is rather optimistic over
Westerns prospects. Several West
crn boys who were with him at the
camp now are ready for strenuous
work, according to Green, and he
believes the other candidates will
be much better than the lot with
which he started drills last year.
Western lost few players of the 1921
eleven by graduation, and will be
able to begin its season with more
veteran material than any of the
other high schools can boast
Junior Teams Planned.
Three or four of the schools will
devote much attention this fall to
Evening star., 1922-09-13
LEECH CUP MATCH ON
AT CAMP PERRY RANGE

CAMP PERRY, ONO, September 13.
The Leech cup match, one of the
feature events of the sixteenth annual
national rifle and pistol matches being
staged here will be completed today
with the 602 competitors firing on the
0O0-yard range. Completion of the
National Rife Association match,
started yesterday, is scheduled for to-
day
The members match. completed yes
tcrday. was won by Sergt. J. Veleba ge.
United States infantry. Fort Andrews,
Mass. He defeated a field of 599 com
netitorS
Evening star., 1922-09-13
ELMER SMITH ON SHELF,

CLEVELAND. Ohio, September l.;
Elmer Smith, outfielder of the New
York Yankees. is confined TO his
home here. suffering with severe
cold. Upon his arrival from New
York yesterday he was imm ediately
ordered to bed by his physician. He
hopes to rejoin his team when it ar
riVeS here next week.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
LORD LONSDALE'S HORSE
WINS ST. LEGER STAKES

By the Associa ted Press.
DONCASTER, England. Septem-
ber 13.-LOrd LOnsdale's Royal
Lancer, by SPearmfnt out OF
Royal Favour, won the st. LeEer
Stakes, run here today. Lord
Derbys Silurlan was second and
Sir A. Bailey's CeylOnese was
third The stakes tOtaled $4,000.
The race WINS over q course Of !
mile furlOngs 3: yards.
Twenty-fOur horses ran.
The betting was 33 to 1, 100 TO y
and 25 to I, respectively, against
the winners of the hrst three
places.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
GEORGIA TECH EXPECTING
ANOTHER STRONG ELEVEN
BY n. G. BYRD.

this somewhat
1921 but less effective either de-
cnse tactics. AT least that the opinion OF
school three letter from Alexander today
his o ne and opinion
we lose Ams IeBcy guard McRee; tackle Fer hall
tackle is
arterlac
Evening star., 1922-09-13
National Tennis Ranking High Schools Plan Busy Grid Season
NURMI. FINNISH RUNNER.
SETS TWO new MARKS

BY the Associated Press.
STOCKHOLM, September 13.-
Two new world records were es.
tnblished by PaavO Nurmi, Finnish
runner, in the stadium here yes
terday. In the 5,0OO-meter event
he bettered by one second the time
Of IA minutes 36.6 seconds, set by
H. KOlehmainen. also Of Finland,
in 1912.
He did the three-mile run in IA
minutes S.4 seconds. The old rec
ord wns II minutes 17.6 seconds.
established by Alfred Shrubb OF
Great Britain. In 1903.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
ZBYSZKO COMING EAST.

Los ANGELES, Calf. September Is.
-Waldek ZbysZko, heavyweight
wrestler. will leave for the east,
where he is signed for a number OF
matches, after his bout here with
Renalto Gardini. Italian heavyweight
champion, September 90, he an
nounced
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BOXER BELMONT SUSPENDED

NEW YORK, September 13.-Sus-
pension of Gene belmont, junior light
weight. and his manager. Al Lippe,
pending a hearing on Delmonts dis
qualification in a bout at Syracuse on
September s. was announced by the
state athletic commission today.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BUFFALO A. C. TO MEET.

Buffalo Athletic Club will hold a
foot ball meeting Friday night at ESQ
Warren street northeast. All candi-
dates for the eleven are to report at
7:39 o'clock.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
TIP FOR FISHERMEN.

HARPERS FERRY, w. Va, Septem-
her 13.-The Potomac river was clear
at Sir Johns Run, Harpers Ferry and
Washington Junction, and the Shen-
andOah also was clear this morning.
Evening star., 1922-09-13
BIG TEN ATHLETIC HEADS
TOINTERPRET GRID RULES

CAGO September 13rrangement of the big basket ball
and uniform interpretations foot ball code
important objects of the meeting of athletic directors
coaches gdon officials the Western todav
The meeting the first held under the direction
appointed of Western athletics
Mr.. Grhhs intention to outline his plans for the year.
with the di-
is
us %" siderable elasticity of
paI sessions ball
e sought
middle the complete
possible complications
Evening journal., 1922-03-14

issue would be necessary and that
payment would somehow later take
care OF itself.
Mr. Mellon has curtly punctuated
this false pretense. He says 1T Is
impossible TO avoid the cost II a
bonus Is to be adopted" The coun-
try must pay eventually. More
over. this particular attempt to
avoid or postpone settlement would
have the extra disadvantages OF
piling up more frozen bank loans
and reinhating the currency. II
would be far better, the Secretary
points out. 20 borrow directly now
than to dodge borrowing at the ex-
pense OF the banking system and
government credit.
There rs only one practicable way
in which the cost OF a bonus can be
met. That is through a sales tax.
But those who would have TO pay
a sales tax don't care to have the
bonus financed that way, and Con-
gress is afraid to impose such a
tax. The device which the Ways
and Means Committee has been
recently nursing Is a mere vote
stalking device. II is bonus legisla-
ton I'm the interest OF congressman
trying TO mend their fences for
next fall.