Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-17
HEY, FOLKS, HERE'S PEG TOP:
PFC WHERE Won REEN1

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CONTINUED FROM LAST WEEK.
Governor Mechem,
Santa Fe.
Dear GuV:
When 1 ordered those darn sparrows
To evacuate my huts.
They left promptly, without trouble
Without any ands or butts
But they're hanging round the corners,
And they're chrping kinda low
And fear they're organizing
In fact, something tells me
Now there's been no great disorder
Just lady finch day
Picked a sparrow who came near her
And he quickly flew away;
But I want to keep the soldiers
For these sparrows must be cowed.
And we'll show the bloomin' beggars
Who's the boss in this here crowd; by heck
(To BE CONTINUED NEXT wEEK)
! Brother Voliva made speech in Chicago the
other day in which he declared the sun was 32
the earth is flat, stationary. and surrounded by a
rim of ice
Now let him tell when the wind is going to
stop blowing in Albuquerque.
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NO YOU'RE THE VERY FIRST ONE
Sir: Have you ever heard them referred to as the
girls with the beaded eyebrows? J. II. G.
OBSERVATIONS OF THE OLDEST INHABITANTS.
Sir: l remember when a girl. instead of
Throwing herself at fellows head merely set
her cap for him" F. F. & F.
SIT: l can remember Wnen they started 10 re-
pair the Barelas bridge. 1000 B. C.
UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS DOINGs.
Col. Alphabet refers to 1.-The generally disagree
able weather last Monday Tut tut Colonel tut tut!
Some Jays were on the streets Friday. One
could easily distinguish them by the way they cut
corners.
! We opine that % Fatty Arbuckle will eventually
go free. (2) he will again appear in pictures, (3)
greater crowds than will flock to him, and
"a advanced prices for his attractions will be
scrawlings during Fattys first trial)
The first o and second part Of the prophecy has
third, and 1000 to l on the fourth.
Not few contribs thought the Bakersfield
Calf, news item about Mrs. Tabbi giving birth to
bankruptcies was funny. There nothing funny
about it, but just a natural sequence. To begin
with the lady's name signifies that filters of babies
are not unusual with her kind. In the second place
she was in an Emergency hospital, and lastly, dc
wonders. Don't laugh! Think Of Mr.. Tabbi!
"Esmeralda" wants to know IL the kitties have
their eyes open yet. and '"32" hints at drowning
keep"
| There is a doctor in Albuquerque who is a whale
OF success at everything he attempts except al
selecting hats Then there is another who
doesn't even try.
A monologue is conversation between husband
and wife.
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Get out the old smoked glasses, men! Wednes-
day is going to be knicker day for the advanced
wmmen!
LuMBAGo.
! I've got lot Of pity
! For the losers in race,
| 1t hurts my tender feelings
! When a man can't stand the pace.
weep aloud at picture shows
When the hero's the rack,
! But the for whom I'm sorrest
| Has lumbago in his back.
I've seen a man whose mortal pain
Was bout all he could bear,
I've man stunned with fright
! He could do naught but stare,
I've seen the coolies twiching face
As he bent beneath the pack,
But not a had the look Of him
With lumbago in his back.
I I've been with men who walked with death
! And didn't bat eye,
/ I've them face the battle line
/ With bullets whizzing by.
1 I've seen them stop and stagger-liks
u When the guns began to crack,
i But they never knew such suffering
j lumbago In the back.
\ Married may make the best husbands, bu
let the old maids tell it, they would have made tn
best mothers.
Another inconsistency of the reformer Is tn
matter of womens clothes. They would swathe on
women in garments like the Egyptian mummies
when they know that the ungarbed savage is tn
most moral person on earth.
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Taking the example of Icy Einstein, 1t woul
seem that the easiest way to obtain good drinkin
liquor would be to get in the revenue service.
| "T. B. c."