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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
DIED

GDrI.r. TN Thursday. July. 5. TO-, at
nan nrInck a. m. AZ tho family
home At Mozart. LINDA NJ. HICKS
GOuLp. wife ~ Irwin r. Gould. In
tho 4S;h year "f h"r age
Funeral services At the late residence.
Saturday. July =. IL. At go =. m.
In,erment Gresuw"od cemetery
RAIET-On Wednesday. July ;. l2%..
at 40 O'Clock p. m. at her homo on
overlook street Elm Grove. Lot lSt.
RAIRD. wife 81 Joseph baird aged s.
years.
Services will 20 held Friday afternoon
ut $50 O'Clock. Friends respectfully
invited TO attend. lnterment at stone
church cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
WILL TRADE

WILL. TRADE Two building lots in
t'edar Rocks Elm Grove. for touring
automobile. Will pay cash difference
II wanted J.. o. R"H SS9 Wheeling
julyI-i
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wANTEp-By the Baltimore ana onlo
Railroad Company. following ra'I'o""
mechanics and helpers:
70 cents per hour
Machinists
Boiler Makers
BlacksmIths
Sheet Metal Workers
Electrical Workers
- cents per hour
Machinist Helpers
Boiler Maker Helpers
Blacksmith Helpers
Sheet Metal Worker Helpers
Electrical Worker Helpers
Carmen Helpers
Passenger Car Repatrers and inspectors :
10 cents per hour.
Freight Car Repairers and inspectors
81 cents per hour.
Men who have had some experience
In mechanical work. also young men TOT
helpers to be placed under instructions.
will be advanced 20 positions carry"
higher rates OF pay As they become CT
ficjent.
In accordance with resolutions ISSUED
by United States Labor Board July sra
now mon accepting employment are
within their rights and are not strike
breakers and have the moral as well as
legal right to engage in railroad ser'-
Ice and will have protection OF ever!
branch OF government. both Stase ana
National.
Apply 10 Baltimore q Ohio Railroad
Co., District Master Mechanics Onice'
3SS Second Floor Passenger STATION.
wheeling, W. Va 1u4yo-o
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

wANTED-Linotype operator
Apply TO Foreman, lntcl"-
Kencer composing room.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

blocks of salt have been used f.,
money.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
- - -
FoG SNNT

FOR RENT -EUckeHe Lake cottages
Sln wocA. IN. SE p"rChcS g. IL.
Long Newark. Ohio. july.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

Tho valley oF ~" Thames orc" h7d
3 climate Ike that nf 'hN valley ~ 'ne
Milo.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
DOG ROE SALE

DOG FOR SAL.E--FoN terrier. white.
Companionab'e Cali AR Elm
Grove. julyI-g
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
FOR sALA-REAL ESTATE

FOR SALE-Modern new room house.
car garage. Will sacrifice for quick
sale. Owner leaving city. No. III Edg-
wood stree; je SUI
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

FOR BALE-Ford touring. Good run
atn@ erdar. Phone 71ooR3. 10 SOL
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
ZOE BALN-AUTO0.

FOR SALE-Ford Truck 1917 model.
$4,000 Call Elm Grove 7l00-R32.
july6-l
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ron 9Ab8

FOR SALE-ihx9 Frick traction en-
Eine. good as new. cheap for quick
sale VIM. Baker. Elm Grove. W. Va.
july3m
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LOST AND POUND

IOST-Shrjne button with small dia-
mcnd. Reward Call Wheeling SSIo-J.
july6-i
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ATLANTIC CITY RESORTS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07
McCumber Answers.

entered upon a road over which n" ma
ton ever has beaten SucceSsful re-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

steady man FOR book
keeper. must DO able to furnish Sood
reference. good wages to hight party.
Address J care Intelligencer. julyS-i
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-07

wANTw-Store manager Tor Coal
Company Supply Store. y care
IntalHE encer. JuSf-'
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LAND OPPORTUNITY.
ron sAIE-RousERoLp GOODS
wANTED-rO RENT

FOR SAi.E-House furnishings. ci00
Main St, second floor. july3-l
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WANTED-By handy man work to do
around an estate, taking care OF
COVE, horses, garden and lawn. Al
dress Handy Man care lntelligencer,
july5-i
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wANTED-HoistinS engineer. by Coal
Co. Address 500 care 1ntelliSencer'
july4-m
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

body is three dimcnsional So is everything
else in this material world.
In a form of higher mathematics known as
hyper-geometry, II is proven that "A fourth di-
mension exists, though no human brain AS yet
has been able TO picture what IT is like.
Plato described prisoners chained, in the
door Of a cave, 50 they could not see each
other. They did see their shadows, east by the
sun on the cavern wall.
When . prisoner moved, his shadow moved
correspondingly. Soon the prisoners began 10
believe that the shadows were the real people.
since a shadow has no thickness, il has only
two dimensions-lcngth and width.
The prisoners, three-dimensional bodies, suf
fered under the delusion that they were two
dimensional.
Similarly, we may be fo~ur-dimensional
creatures suffering under the delusion that
we are three-dimensional, same as the two
dimensionnl creatures Of moving pictures
seem real and three-dimensional TO us.
Picture a world Of two dimensions, flat, like
the surface OF this newspaper page. People in
il would be like circles and squares.
Suppose q hree-dimensional object, like
your finger, passed through this two. dinen-
sional world-like poking your finger through
the newspaper page. The people Of the two
dimensional world, unable 10 see out into the
third dimension, would see only the cross-see-
tinn Of the finger or object that was immed
lately in their plane or two-dimensional exis'
tenee. a...s ~
As the finger moved through, the cross-sec
ton would change.
Similarly, say the mathemAtieians, the body
N a four-dimensional soul passing through
three -dimensional space. Or, the body Is iik'
the cross-seciion. The entrance, in small form
is birth.
The soul, shaped like a pointed bullet, ha
a gradually larger eross-seetion as 4 is shovel
! forward. this explaining growth. The passagr
| tlssanxA Is life, exit IL death, leaving hehins
the three-dimensional or material body, a sor
Of rust.
II you want aS2ther installment read abou
] the Fourth DimNNsion' il NE lbsary.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
PRIMARY ELECTION
REMEDIES

xHIE AXE unable to determine whether lion.
wv Frank W. Clancy mas the edltor OF lhe
Herald confused WIN some other news
paper editor OF n by-gone, or nearly byIgonc,
period, or whether he is indnig'ng IN a olt oil
,'eiieate satire ~ the letter publ shed over
his signature IN another column today.
whenever may be the ease we are wiling
70 stand for It IN order to call attention TO the
fact that Mr. Clancy mas proposed ana mas
Tor some Time past urged a remedy Tor me
primary election dliilcultles ~ New Mexico
which merits careful attention from lhose VINO
sincerely desire 10 improve the state ) election
system.
+ No one will contend that the mass primary
still practieed generally in this state in a spec
les of nearrioi which should be abolished as
speedily as possible in the interest of orderly
election processes.
Because The Herald opposes the direct,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
Important Advertisement for Albuquerque
Which Needs to Be Followed Up Persistently

be provided here for further community ad-
vertising.
One shoe advertising is good when IL Is i'm
possible TO have any other kind. But the ad.
v~ertising that is really productive is the ad
v~ertising that persists. The manager Of the
Chamber of Commerce should not be limited TO
one-shot blasts Of publicity. He should be pro-
vided with an advertising fund which would
permit him TO keep everlastingly at II.
This Is q matter Of simple business. Albu-
querque has the resources TO justify advertising
Its clinate alone would justify a continuous
national campaign. just now when growth Is
starting. when business conditions are improv-
ing, when money is available for building,
when there is a definite desire here for expan.
sion and a will 10 oring il about-is the ideal
time to begin and carry on a real advertising
campaign. Its results would be highly profit.
able to this city and to every dollars worth OF
property interests in il, Of whatever character.
There should be no further delay in provid'
ing the Chamber Of Commerce budget, espe'
cially the advertising fund, so that the very
competent organization in. charge of the com.
munity promotion work, may put on fun
steam ahead-and keep moving right along.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

II the spirit Of that resolution could he put
into practice by the citizens of the United
States. most Of our problems of government
would be swep; away before the tide of con
structive help that would surge up.
Criticism that merely finds fault. that is
needless of results, careless Of facts, seeking
TO appeal only to the kind of interest that en-
JOYS seeing someone kicked in the eye, has
never accomplished anything. The wrecktr,
whether he work on a street corner or through
a newspaper, is merely a wrecker, no matter
how he may clothe his criticisms in high
sounding prattle about the public welfare
and civic Righteousness.
The helpful critic is the worker; the man
who when he finds fault does 50 after investi-
CATION, with the facts to support him and with
a remedy ready to apply.
The Birmingham Rotary club has expressed
one Of the great needs Of our country, which
is for the arousing of a public septiment
against the demagogue who seeks to advance
himself by tearing down others and by bark
ing at American institutions.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
NuRMo the past week the manager Of the

NURNG the past week the manager Of the
Chamber Of Commerce mailed some $4,000
invitations 10 visit Albuquerque TO mem
bors Of Rotary clubs throughout the United
States. The invitations, sent in the names of
the local Rotary club and the Chamber Of
Commerce jointly, will reach leading business
and professional men in nearly every city and
important town east Of the Rocky mountains.
The folder carrying this invitation, as design
cd by Mr.. Fox, Is in newspaper form, well IL
lustrated with pictures tending to show the
noteworthy progress under way in Albuquer.
que and carrying every necessary item Of in
formation for a thorough knowledge Of the re-
sources and attractions Of this city and its sur
rounding territory.
This distribution Of compact, illustrated in
formation Is bound TO result in benefit for Al.
buquerque. Probably IL will produce some i'm
mediate results. Certainly the indirect results
win come.
Mr.. Fox is to be congratulated upon the en-
terprise which suggested and put through this
plan.
More important, however, than any congrat-
~ulations for the manager Of the Chamber OF
Commerce, is thought for the support that is to
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Vital Statistics

TO others doing social work. and
10 doctors and scientists In study,
ing and preventing unnecessary
sickness and death.
When physicians reports show
n disease like typhoid increasing.
steps can be taken Immediately 10
find the source OF infection.
Every birth should be recorded.
not only because II II the child's
right, but also to enable accurate
account 10 be kept OF the causes
OF infant deaths. Great progress
has been made In recent year. IN
saving the lives OF newborn chill
dren. This was made possible IN
part because statistics showed the
auses Of illness and the extent "a
which II was ACQUIRING.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
Tom Sims Says:

Women may be slaves TO fashion,
but their burdens are light.
what's In a namep Lieutenant
DoolIttIe flew l,2eO miles In ~
hours.
In Georgia. even the family trees
produce peaches.
Our objection to n cut-rate bar
Der shop In the rate H. usually
about two cuts per minute.
Trouble with putting Russia on
her feet IN she might not come
back.
In Boston, they found three
stills In one home. This housing
shortage Ia something awful.
The interior decorator who went
bankrupt vas n0t a dentist
Comfort u the modern watch
word. New Jersey hen laid a flat
esg. She expected 10 set.
The hardest thing about staying
IN society Is looking bored,
say what you will. there's yer,
little sham In the shamrock.
Koo may he chlna'n prime min,
lister. His first name II not Gu.
II people were NJ bad a. soms
people think. there would be a nil
shortage Of angels In heaven.
Doushboys returning from The
Rhine are fiat. Travel brnaden'
ons.
This connie with II children. al
boys, h raising q rough house.
The e~nt % our government Il
always being sat upon.
Tire great handican about helms
> grand opera singer Ia getting bori
IN some foreign country.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
POSSESSIONS
BY BERToN BRALEY

said Billy MCGEE. . Tween me an John %.
The difference alnt very much;
Hes got. u IN trus-nay a billion or two
or stocks and investments and such;
In fact he can >aunt the tremendous amount.
while well. haven't a dime;
But this much I know-though Johns there with the do
He can eat hut one meal
He can wear hut one suit,
lie can read hut one book .ft
AT n time'"
said Billy hcOee. II know that John d.
Can buy what he chooses to buy,
flut I've figured out beyond any doubt
He can't enjoy life more than Il
For this n q truth that I learned in my youth
A truth which / hold ie sublime
No matter how great h a fellow . estate
lie can live IN one house,
He can ride In one car
And wear only one hat
At d tIHei'
said Bnlly Mcoee. MS plain ms can be
I'm just NJ well off as IL John.
For though he can buy a much larger snpply
OF things I've looked lonEineiy on.
Tine fact saHl remalan that for all Of his gnlns
In every old country and CLINE.
Old John ID. and me. which ever Il be.
Can eat but one meal
And drirk hut one drink
And kies but one Ert
Scopyrishs. isss. NEA Service, @rka
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

hEhInFs denth, disease and lgnOr-
nncc.
No business man fails TO keep
accurate record Of accounts. 30
that he can determine at any time
whether he IN gaining or losing. u
N the anne in the great business OF
life. Every birth must be re-
corded every marriage. every
death 80, too, must certain con-
taRiouH diseases.
Records Of births. marriages.
deaths aud Infectious diseases are
0f great value 90 health officers,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
HOW THEY IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

UOW THEY IN VIEW HAMPSbtfkf.
senator Moses, OF New Hampshire. relates the
following instance Of the way the town authorities
used to resolve up In his state;
Resolved. that we build a new jail:
Resolved. that we build the new Jail out of the
material of which the old Jail II composed; and
Resolved. that we will not tear down the old jail
until the new Jail In computed.
a LOVE STORY
Mrs. Asqulth told a love story when she was in
Philadelphia.
Queen Victoria In her youth. she said. was
very proud and headstrong. At first she quarrelei
n great deal with her young husband. Prince Albert,
though In later years no wife could have been more
humble and devoted.
During one ~ these early quarrels Prince Albert
locked himself In his room, As he ant brooding at
his table there came a thunderouA knocking at the
door.
" who's thcre7' he said.
e The Queen OF England vas the proud reply,
THE Prince sat still.
Another voliey 81 loud knocka. Another Who's
there Another proud. The Queen OF England.
This ridiculous business kept up for ten minutes
or so. Then there came n pause. A very gentle tap
followed the pause.
who's therer' said the Prince for the fifteenth
or twentieth time.
Your wife, Albert the Queen answered In a
low voice.
And the door opened
THE COLOR LINE
Mrs. W. r. Mcdowell, president of the Women
ForsiRn Missionary Society, said In a missionary
address In New York;
There was a certain missionary bishop. Fordsham
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

ia l. statistics
are well named.
They are vital
to the life and
health Of every
community.
We're II not
for vital STA
tlstics. y u bic
health officials
W o "a 4 n o
know whether
they were gain
ling or losing In
h g ~rtrusgle
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Here is the
explanation of
the drawing
You live in a
world of three
dimensions
length, width
and depth. Your
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

The spanish surgeon IL partscu-
moving cataract from the eye.
In this operation the nilHhteaf
tremor Of ME wrsrl. the smallest
for his patient.
But his hand never trembIesl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

success depends
upon the steadl-
ness of hts
hands, Dr. iH-
naclo Barraquer
OF u e Ion n.
: u. amoke
and drindkH eof-
and ockaE
alonany wine.
lbarrequer ~
one OF tn q
world greatest
eye > o Ms
He has cofne 10
the l. mite a
Staten on the IN
ntation OF Am
uricnn surgeons
- mN.Aws aAA-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
Some Yarns Blu Famous MeH

by name. who was 10 dearly loved by an I
tribe that they claimed him as one of the|
race.
But an explorer said Ia the chief OF M
one day, how can Bishop Fordsham BIO ono 4
He has a white skin Yours IL black
Yes. said the chief. his skin is white. II
but the bishop has n black. black heart. "
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Now they have found trees that
grow cotton. Perhaps Il II hiding
from the boil weevlis.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Love laughs at locksmlthss but
only grins at the bill collector.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

There il no beautifcr OF complexion or form or
behavior. like the wish to scatter JOY ana not
main around us-Ralph Waldo Emerson.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
CERTAIN Of.D p%LUToCnATs

Another elderly millionaire had divorc
faithful old wife TO marry a dancing girl OF
laiive beauty. and Cortiandt Bleecker said;
These old plutocrhts OF ours are fierce :
tions. In Paris one day nm elderly couple got
"a magnificent Limousine at the British Cons,
get their passports attended to.
What proof have you, sir said the
that this lady IL your wife,
None. said the old millionaire.
Z" 'Humph, said the consul doubtfuily.
Then the old millionaire bent down ans
pcrcd:
1" II you've got proof she Amt. young ma
fortune y made.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
SHAPE OF YOUR SOUL

THIS drawing shows the shape OF the human
soul. according to the mathematical theory
OF life, based on the Einstein theory;
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Cyclone. go SIS yards
ond NEWS item. But hn
size Of the yards anythin|
with M
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
Ummsmal Stories
o Unusual People

NEW YORK. May 2e.-Thouen
bic professional succeAs Dement'S
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

Today's word IN FLAIR
It's proncunced-like "a
II means-smeii. or u
smell. or, as much more CO
used. a discriminating sens
stinctive diseernment.
II comes. probably from
"fragare.' TO emit a
smell. whence u was mod
Low Latin TO ''nagare,
Middle English TO "fsaire.
INK odor.
IT'S used like this-''T
John " Patterson Of the
Cash Register company has
for publicity.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21

our experience In tina
eoeth with a fail.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Nicholas spent
Sunday in Boise.
Mrs. Tuck Wheeler is reported ill
at a Boise hospital, but is doing nice
ly at present.
Mr.. Benson is reported to be able
to be up again after being i'll with the
flu" for some time.
Miss Neva Faris was an overnight
guest of Miss Marie Pemberton of
Caldwell Monday night.
The children's day program for the
Huston church is being planned and
will be started this week.
The graduates from this commun-
ity from the Caldwell high school
are: Misses Evelyn Bartlett, Beryl
Traughber and Ethel Wright, and
Messrs. Hugh Lamb, Kenneth Green
field, Clair March, Jocelyn Gardener
and Elmer Raymond.
Earl Vogt attended the ball game
at Parma Sunday.
The people of the community are
invited to ball game, basket sup
per and good time next Saturday
evening, which will be spent in play
ing games and different social func-
tons beginning at 500 o'clock.
Everybody bring your suppers and
come and join in the fun.
A surprise party was given in honor
of Miss Grace Shaffer at her home
Friday evening. A large crowd at
tended and refreshments of ice cream
and cake were served.
Mrs. DR.. Drake, president of the
w. c. T. u, will speak at the home
of Mrs. Cutler on Wednesday after
noon of next week at 200 O'Clock.
Everybody welcome.
The pupils of the Huston school
gave May day program at the school
house last Friday A basket dinner
was served. The Ladies' Aid of the
Huston church sold ice cream and
candy. The proceeds amounted to
about $40.
The Ladies' Aid of the Huston
church met with Mrs. Gardener last
Friday. A good time was enjoyed
by all Delicious refreshments Of ice
cream and cake were served. The
next meeting will be with Mrs. Ralph
Mills.
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J.. H. Myers and family motored to
Fruitland on Sunday to visit their
friends, PA. Creger and family whom
they knew in the east.
On Saturday evening, the boys of
Mrs. Kinney's Sunday school class
treated the girls of the class to a
weinie roast at the Kinney home. An
immense fire of brush was built by
the reverse side and everyone roasted
their. own weinie and ate it with
marshmallows and pickles. Then a
glorious time was enjoyed with games
IN the field. Virginia Robinson and
sisters came from Caldwell to eniov
the occasion.
5. ?. Mcneil is raising two acres
OF onions on Eagle Island. His two
daughters, Agnes and Camelia, are
spending their time in wedding these
onions.
Rev. V. c. Snow with his wife and
little son, called in Canyon on Tues
day while on their way to other points
in the valley.
Rev. Meahr from Nampa preached
Sunday evening to large audience,
Carl Mcneil has been quite iii this
week. '''''
This is the week for the school pic
mic and many are planning to go.