Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-08

bluo-bottlo. Tho moro refined the
ny. tho better tho trick"
what did you mean about Barnum
being rlyhtT' asked Acting President
Graffam. az no entered the room and
took charge OF the meeting.
That fool Is born every minute"
said Charlie Moss.
What 1 want to know" Henry
Beck put in. 'is what you have to
put them flies in n bottle for?'
YOU use them as decoys." the sec :
rotary readily responded. You hang
tho bottle on the chandelier near the
ceiling. and the outside ny will have
his curiosity raised and viii want to
see what's what. Then you get in
the game. and when YOU see ny
chasing hCc to get the gum. keen
close on his trail and you will soc
him prepare 10 satisfy his curiosity.
II h" did not have the stickum or
MS ho"ts he would fall. just like
Jim TreSnon would If he tried To walk
on The ceiling
Tricks In All Trades.
There are tricks in all trades" d..
rided Carroll Taylor. Take me. for
instance. know fellows who nut
Jumps of glass in the ice pitcher TO
save the price Of ice"
Well. let's swat the fy." the Act
ing President commanded. Il have
more important business for tn.
clubs consideration. The president
VIII return soon and we must com
p'.t' plans for royal reception and
parade. have already got $40
consent OF the Director of Pubic
safety for body guard OF mounted
%ihcefs' ana Harry Ryder says his
nhnd can he had on n moments no
tee. All we need now is a lot OF
automobiles. some flowers. one or tw,
h""'S. military company and ten
harShals for the parade"
How about the banquet" asked
Buster Brown.
'Tnat viii come later. have some
'meid' Information that the presidAn,
viii stand for the blowout, hisseIf.
:" "" viii have nothing 10 do with
mat "" ie coinc 10 surprise us so
cont tell nobody about the hanuuo,
N"i until arrangements arc complet-
cd with Brother Tutwiler for what
ever may he necessary 10 go with
TIA" mint and block sugar
Il move Billy Adams arose and
IN" chief of tho marshals. and tina,
b" have on his staff Colonel Percy
i'aw"S. pich TAYLOR. Charlie SaviiIe.
Fark" Deans and walker Cot,yell
'lth others l." I've picked ny hisself'
IN" motion was adopted. and Kel :
~ Jacobs was named rs committee
I" provide the flowers The program
was then decided as follows: Meet
at Rr"sd street station Mt A. NJ,
f"WttZ"rS Arn,ry at : A. NJ: gath
ring ~ tn" marshals at : a. NJ; wei :
com" h"m" address ny tie Mavor 4,
y. NJ. enter autos AT 4 y NJ: line
"i march forms At once Hnd parade
proceeds down BROAD street Ia Chin
h"razo Park. I" Lester. to Main To
Ninth. :" Franklin. ITO Roulrvard
dIShand. and the remainder OF tho
day sn"ni IN games and Sightseeing
II II rains. the same program will he
"arrI"d out indoors
The acting president announced
that grapevine message had been
received from Tony do Luxe. who is
now I'm the wilds OF Amelia County.
~" says III" group intrepid explorers
under TN" leadership Of Holm Jcter ~
close u1on tho trail of the mystcri-
"us monster whose footprints have
created such 81 commo,lon among the
natives, and he hopes to he able to
land tho animal in time to have Il in
the parade in honor Of tho return Of
IN" president from his sojourn at
A'lantic city and Gotham.
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