The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-01-28
<TOSEY was sitting in the barber

ana touched up bit WIFI Il Cci tam
kind OF hair dressing that does Won
ders for stubborn hair" A man with
an "ever-ready" smile was IN one OF
the barber chairs. Another gentleman
entered the shop. The man IN the
chair smiled his best and said, Hello
sam, how YOU got en-, TO the ono
entering the shop. The newcomer
stopped and looked At the laughing
face OF the man in the chair and then
said, For the love oil Pete, stop your
laughing, so | can see who you are
Only then did Nosey realize why the
man looked 50 funny when he laughed
HNE OF these cold nights like
Jthose that have been present with
Us for some time IS going to make
regular lodger out OF at least one
nan, anyway Nosey noticed this well
dressed gentleman enter apartment
aftSf apartment, ring the bell and talk
animatedly to the party IN the warm
flat on the other end OF the tube and
then walk OF TO do it all over again.
Alter he had made about seven houses.
Nosey vas as cold as the gentleman
that was doing the extensive calling
IS il was about | o'clock and getting
colder every minute, Nosey decided TO
give up the game and 60 nome as the
gentleman took up his scat in a res
taurant which stayed open all night.
He looked 50 comfortably set for the
night and seemed to know the lone
waitress so well. Noscy concluded that
the gentleman was going TO wait there
for breakfast time. some men arc
queer.
~ ONE OF the mistakes OF the tele-
- phone operators will one day be
~ the basis OF a divorce ii 1t hap
pens in some OF the we'll regulated
families whose Acquaintance Noscy
holds dear While trying to get
number the other night, Noscy was
switched into a conversation between
man and woman He recognized
the married lady's sweet tones and also
the cooling accents OF the single man
about-town" A then strangest and
most dangerous of all the heavy voice
OF the lady's husband cut in. The COO
ing ceased and the wife talked in cold
and crisp accent 10 her dear husband
Who then hung up The sweet lady
then resumed her conversation with
the man-about-town Nosey did not
have the heart to give them another
scare by initiating hubby's voice, be
cause he might have caused heart
failure. Did it ever happen to your
II not. have a care"
r. VERY store does not have the
same rules as a pawn shop.
Noscy dropped into a place
where not long ago he remembered a
Young man had rushed in frantieally
Z. l.. Il. L.
ment Tor goods which he must have
for that evenings enjoyment in the
abarets On this visit to tho place
Josey overheard the man with whom
the watch had been left, trying his
rest to pawn the watch, charm. knife
and all 10 another man as the frantic
cabaret youth had not been back to
redeem it, Had II not been for the
good Offices OF friend OF the frantic
eouth. the watch and all its charms
would have been one step farther re-
moved from its owner. II shows that
YOU need more than chain TO hold
your possessions where they ought TO
be when times get hard. save your
money If You have any
xyOC should get IN on the new
game tndt SONIC ADVANCED 1ult
is playing in the Community
Flats Everybody owns what The otbcr
fellow has One family or all
ii the families might 81 at the
able Of any other family in
The house and eat and walk out with
out even helping wash the dishe,.
Well, Nosey was just investigating
the Community Flats 10 see hoW the
scheme worked out when he heard
such a row that he thought they
we're trying to move the apartment.
II vas simple enough One OF the
tenants was trying to kill another be
cause he found out that this tenant
had moved into his fiat while he and
his family we're away. This was done
because there was no heat or water in
the other However, the life there
moves along quietly with the excep-
ton that every now and then these