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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

The farmer must have cotton ware.
houses, cooperative selling srganiza.
tons, licensed statesmen and graders
The Progressive Farmer is helping
you get them. You can help The
Progressive Farmer along these and
kindred lines by subscribing to that
paper, which comes to your door the
year round along with The Sentinel
for the bargain price of $500.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20
-IKtt &c wv UT @
TO OUR

We find that selling merchan-
disc on 80 days time and waiting
until the buyers pay when they get
ready, is getting to be such a load
for us to carry that we will have
to ask to not have merchandise
charged at u store, unless they
will pay the account between the
1st and 10th of each month.
We are very much pleased to
have your charge account if you
will PAY PROMPTLY, but we
state FRANKLY and POSITIVE
LY we do not want your charge
account unless you pay between
the 1st and 10th of each month.
If your account has been salts
factory and you want US to carry
it longer, the matter can be ar
ranged by a PERSONAL INTER
VIEW.
All accounts not paid by the 10th
Of each month will be discontinued.
1t makes no difference if you are
wealthy, we do not want your
charge account if you do not pay
promptly.
Duncan & Co.
The Leader,
R. Pressgrove Dry Goods Co.
Heath Bros.
w. H. Crowder & Co.
Jas. Cuff & Son,
Salmon & Kimbrough,
E. J. Weyreth,
H. X. Barwick,
Jno. T. Keeton & Co.
Doak Hardware Co.
Grenada. Miss, January, 1922.
1-6-22-4t.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

You want the complete weekly
market report with a resume of the
underlying cause affecting current
prices? Consult The Progressive
Farmer which goes to your home ev.
cry week in the year together with
The Sentinel for the small price of
5000
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20
CENTRAL. BAPTIST CHURCH.

Sunday school every Sunday at
ten. Preaching on second, third and
fourth Sundays.
Cordial invitation to every one.
f. r. HENDERSON, Pastor.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Van Loon: "Say immie, made a
bet the other day. Do l look to be a
bigger fool than I am or am l a big
ger fool than I look?"
Jimmie: "Now see here, Loony, my
SON; you want to have that bet de-
clared off, or else bride the referee,
because you'll lose it in either easel"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Aunt Agnes: "Well, Ethel, l hear
you're studying English history. Have
you got as far as the Crusades YETI"
Ethel: eyes"
Aunt Agnes: "Then you can tell
me what a Pilgrim .was?"
Ethel: ga Holy Tramp"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Doctor: "Did you apply a mustard
plaster to your spine?"
Patient: yes"
Didn't you find it a great help?"
"No. l found that it was a great
drawback"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Sportleigh: 81 got IN to a dead soft
thing at the beach yesterday"
Flipleigh: Chow was that, old
boy?"
Sportleigh: "Sat down on a jelly
fish,"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Get into the livestock game and
ship comparatively to nearby plants
in Beaufort or Orangeburg. The
Progressive Farmer is running spec
ial articles on livestock raising and
tells of the big profits derived there
from. $500 puts you on the mailing
list SO weeks for both The Progress
i've Farmer and The Sentinel.
In answering advertisements, please
mention The Sentinel.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Miss Point Playce: "Mercy, l can't
go to the matinee at all. | have left
my tickets at home and haven't a cent
about me. WhatIl we do?"
Miss Standpie: Lets go shop
ping"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20
HOBO
AND BLADDER REMEDY

contains no alcohol, no habit-forming
drugs. 1t leaves no lad after effects.
1t is a pure, clean, vegetable product.
Sold by all druggists, $1.20 per
bottle. Made by HOBO Medicine
Mfg. Co., Shreveport, La.-Advertise-
ment.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

Good reading is found in The Pro
greesive Farmer and The Sentinel,
Doth Of which papers come to you
u whole year for $500.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

WANTED-1,000 bushels o.
e Windham and Miers.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1922-01-20

This Statement has no reference to
those who pay promptly.
If you have been paying your
accounts between the 1st and 10th
of each month, we ask you for
your charge account.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-07-05

copiii ii toti al easel aveau sd Sc
catarc pc scarf strimbe Gu fnscei
lipsa, ca sd doarma sub stelc, la
adapost de 1ntcpaturi, nopti scur,
te de vara, in pervaz de ape.
Aveam O lOtca malta in copa-
site, apr0apc I'M ccaic de povara.
Dol Prundeni trageau la lopeti ca
spor putin. Ujbele, inodate din
piele lanoasa dc oaie san din
sfoara, ieseau mereu de pc cuelc
strapazanelor. Carmaciul folosea
yasla mai mutt ca sticiu. prop.
tind-o bine in musuroacle dc po-
rumb din fund 81 impingand vol.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-07-05

banei dc la munte stau prin poeni
proptiti in moaca in mijlocul
oilor, 81 stirci abb GU mot lung de
pcne 1nspicate Sc ridica la pa
rere de batae de lopata, pc Duna-
rita plina de busteni 81 stanjinei
galbeni, 81 Sc departeaza meet pc
sub boltile cu umbra.
La dreapta, grindul, in care de
partca cealalta Sc reazama flu
viul, lasa portite in zidul lui
drept de werdeata, de pc locul
mai malt de la Ulmet pana in ca
patul zarii, numai pc unde, la pri-
valuri, Dunlrca varsa in balta.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-07-05

1ata, mai aproape, numai decat
dupa ostrov, luminisul de la Cui-
bul Vulturului, mai incolo cresta
tura Cotuzului, unde manasem
peste noaptc la otacul Turtucae-
nilor, 81 dupa ca, departe Mos
spre Canal, golul de la privalul
lui TOma.
In spatele nostru, Flamanda,
satul de douazeci de salasuri,
Mcra la cerdacurile de tantari,
batand pasii cu furca in pamant,
dntepenind deasupra prajinile gra-
til 81 risipind peste ele, moale,
snopi de stuff 81 de cOccni, undo
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-07-05
IVAN PEsCARUL
: DIN carnetul anui drumet.

Cand am plecat GU lotca din
Flamanda, prin araturi anecate
acum de viitura, soarele era la
namczi.
In stanga noastra, padurea Ca
lugareasca Sc malta pc Ger Gu
plopii eli falnici = pluta buburo-
sata 81 osica alba - unde vulturii
Ibaltii, codalbii, adnc la cuibur1
miei furati din tarle sau rate sal.
baticc prinsc din zbor, unde clio
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1922-07-05
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DACA VREl

Sa M to ingroape Gu Tslsrul
inscrie-te intro S0cietats din
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gEN w. HOOPER. Pre.ediat~
Ie&bRACfE nAkE
R. VI. BARTON
J. II. ELLIOTT
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Sk1eUEE HIGGINS
w. u. McMENIMEN
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4. q. WHARTON
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
Mer ely McEvoy
EVERY MAN HIS OWN WIFE.
J. P. McEV oY "

Laundry The secretary WI" HOW
cal the a
blue Monday WAS named alter inc "
had
having listen the
II job in the world MI o" "''
and
electric machine WINE"
and combination How Simple ~
all
wake a.
appears on
lks 10 ecVen)
OF sumbcr and Washes Il" " 's
the is
and
Jos"phs coat a."
perfect success an"
ndcltlc " "
he
,r,1, hare may the finale
S'uo may j..
Gated by Editorsl
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
OUR MERCHANT MARINE

In
backing Harding admin
to have mer"7SE
marin whol s still a
1t is r q" all rs
ping Is privately owned
all the neon ships are in the hands
Of ships
Harding
subsidy fund would be created from
he elected and he wants
passe efore fall
100000"
pei"nar!
not be
useless vessels
ships
should in hands of
The subsidy measure
will
American
afford to
20 10 some trouble ahoat
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
LET'S HAVE OUR OWN CANAL

Further developments in the ST.
Lawrence canal project add to the be-
Hef that this project should he sub
jseted TO the most thorough scrutiny
before We are committed TO anything.
Canada has taken the position that the
expense OF building and maintenance
should be IN proportion to the shipping
Of the two countries, which would mean
that the United States would be called
upon to pay at least four ftfths OF the
money. II has also been found that the
cost OF deepening the Wellaud canal
would be double the original estimate.
Rsstdes, Canada is not enthusiastic
over the canal. owing to the fact that
hsr eastern provinces are deeply inter
es,sd IN her ocean ports.
From the American standpoint. the
strongest argument against the St
Lawrence lake 10 sea canal Is found In
ths fact that there is another available
route, entirely In United ststs@ territory.
The route leads from the lakes across
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
THE CRITICIsING GRADUATE

In an address TO the graduating class
az Columbia. Chaplain Knox warns them
against criticism. Possible some such
warming Is needed 10y the average col
Iege graduate. The young man or wo-
man just completing college after four
years OF careful study. usually feels
that ne or she knows considerable. and
Is qualified to tell the world what is
wrong with Il. There Is no doubt that
college does give much valuable know
ledge, but It also gives some that needs
the leaven OF experience before It be-
comes real truth.
The graduate usually regards the
truths he has learned as absolute and
unqualified. when he applies them to
the facts OF life. he finds. to his sur
prise. that what appeared TO be funda-
mental Is in reality capable OF various
constructions. In time. the feeling that
4. IN his plain duty to pcrpetually and
severely criticIse the world is modified
ana he comes TO look with smiling toler-
Ance on the new crop OF graduates
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
WEST VIRGINIANISM
WHAT NALUETH \ MANS AMERlCANSM" LII. Hh
HONORETH NOT HIS OWN STATE?
BY Dwight II. Tetel

recently in West Virginia for making moon
shine whskcy. There nothing uncommon III TINS Inc crcu
brought his however, interesting and sng
he had been moofShhc lor
years and did not know he violating the law.
While this uncommon yet 1t very nkev hele arr
MANY other Virginia who little informed on eg
aon and questions of the world this old He lives III the
Smoke Hole section of the panhandle ana mas proDaDN
never iourneycd miles from there IN his e Legally
this awbrcaker fundamentally he innocent That slcn
could happen enlightened State regreaDc
That it will happen again is obvious
West Virginia. State only representative of the character
citizenship is all very well and good to hold
in the cities and towns discuss and means to sell
Virginia the world but until West Virginia sold to her
hardly be expected that outsiders will be greatly
interested
The people The men living up
the hoows aid the hills of West Virginia frequently of little
Schooling but WHOLE they shrewd and abundany
supplied with excellent quality Of hard They live
because Of their frequent from cente Of
habaOn and because Of the difficult and rake roads leading
and villages Their mode Of life patterned after their
orbcarS and very often behind the standard rapidly
ing civilization These excellent citizens they
honest trustworthy and upright they full Of pride and natural
shrewdnes and patriotic They deserve attention and respect
Virginia and entitled to the rights of education ad
made possible the State people living the lcS
and rura communities.
founded the citizenship
proud call ourselves mounances and have much
y pride long there localities West Virginia
which the reached by the slender cntaces of ed
certain degree, the backward
class
Virginia should be primarily for West Vrgnans. AMI
should that her citizens the recipients first of ALL of
her wonderful advantages
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
ATTORNEY GENERAL
ENGLAND REPLIES

Editor lntclligenccr:
| feel that possibly It might be well
for me To- make q statement surround
ing the facts leading up TO my being
called as a witness In the case Of State
VS. Blizzard. recently tried in the Cir
cult Court OF Jefferson County. 30 the
public may he fully Appraised OF the
facts, and how uncalled for and unjust
was the criticism made of me by Mr..
A. NJ. Belcher during the argument or
this case.
| do not. Of course. feel that would
suffer from the criticism, as ! know the
people in this State know me. as well
as they know Mr.. Belchor.
As stated in the trial OF this case
at the time time march was in progress
| was at Clarkshurg presiding over a
knights OF Pyth!as convention in the
capacity of Grand Chancellor of that
order.
As soon as | was summoned In the
case. which was something Ike month
before IL was called for trial. l called
m Hon. T. G.. Townsend. one OF counsel
for the defendcnt. and requested that |
. hc not required to attend as witness
a. knew nothing about the facts per-
tanning to the march, or so-called lhSur-
rcctiOn. or course. counsel for the de-
Tense knew that was acquainted with
the so-callcd mine guard system In
Logan County. and for that reason |
assume | was summoned. | was mott
fled over the telephone by MIR. Town
send In this conversation that l nee"
not come unless | was called.
The day before ] testified | received a
telegram from MIR. II. w. Houston. an
other counsel for defendant. requesting
my appcarancc on tho next day There
fore IL became necessary for mo 10 al .
tend this trial and testify. otherwise
would have been In contempt OF court.
I would hardly suppose that Mr.. Belcher
or any one else would feel that ought
to stand in contempt OF court.
While I was on the witness stand. Mr..
G. W. Osen,on. another one Of the coun-
sci representing the state. asked me II
| had taken any steps to prosecute these
reopIc accused Of being in this so-called
instruction. To show his unfair at
tiiude Mr.. Oyenton knew that the At
torncy General had no power TO initiate
prosecution or prosecute the defendants
n fter Indictment in the lower courts
unless appointed so TO do by the Gov
crnur. This is a matter wholly within
the power Of the various prosecuting at
torneys of their counties ! was not ap-
pointed by the Governor. as before
stated, to help prosecute these cases.
Under these circumstances and con-
ditions. in obedience to subpoena OF
the clerk of the Circuit Court Of Jeffcr-
osn County. was required 10 testify III
this case.
| Only answered such questions as
var. nronounded to me nv counsel In
the case and that l was required to
answer by the court. My evidence was
by no means voluntary, but upon the
contrary. l sought to be excused from
testifying In the case.
The people Of the state know me just
as we'll as they know Mr.. Belcher or
Mr.. Oscnton and do not believe that
the harsh and unjustiied criticism Ihade
by these two gentlemen will deceive
or mislead any one. My official career
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
RUSSIAN-AMERICAN
AFFINITY

IAN extraordinary affinity OF spirit
exists between Russians and Ameri-
cans" SAYS a writer in Worlds Wo:k.
This fact, he says, Is so striking as to
have been noticed by almost ererV
An erican who has lived in Russia. Fer
10. Germans. on the other hand. thu
kussiaus have a profound racial hatred
These are apt to be significant facts
In the next 10 or 20 years. Germany Is
tAe-hrst nation to make an unqualified
and unlimited treaty with Russia. but
the Importance of this may have been
exaggerated. Lenine insists that there
Is nothing in the Rapallo treaty Of a
political nature. and that Russia is
ready to make Identical treaties with
all other nations.
Eventually. Russia will become saner
and more stable than she Is now. and
ell Lations viii be able to deal with her
On q satisfactory basis. That will not
cone Immediately, but ii is one OF n,
fscts OF the future. Then this affinity
OF spirit between Russians and
Americans will be a factor in trade and
perhaps In other ways. Russia should
be the great outpost and buIwark OF the
white race. With her great territory.
resources and population. she is poten-
time, she will take her proper place.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
REPREHENsIBLE, IF TRUE

Senator Ashurst Of Arizona apparent
ly has good case against former Sem
ator Henry F. Lippitt Of Rhode Isl"nH.
on the senate floor. Senator As:uf5t
criticised Lippitt severely for the al
legged ofrense OF using his privilege Of
entree 10 the senate chamber 10 lobby
for his own personal interests. HI said
that Lippitt. who Is cotton goods
manufacturer. had circulated amorc his
former colleagues. asking high u" &C.
ton for his products. .\shurst Dues
toned the propriety and the ethic>" u
this practice.
Presumably Mr.. Ashurst has some
grounds for his assertion. or h: uld
not make II. IL Mr. Lippit' " any
other former senator or representative
Is taking such an advantage as ali 2ei.
the act Is open 10 severe conf mat on
The courtesy OF the floor to ex-w"mb' 5
is intended as nothing more 'r'n a
courtesy. and no man with the PROF -
regard for either his country or his twin
character would seek To use II Or utr-
sonal profit.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

the state OF New York to the Hudson
river 1t Is shorter than the ST. Law
renee route. and Is not blocked with ice
for considerable period every winter.
as the ST. Lawrence is. II We are TO
pay four ffths OF the cost of canal
whose entrance Is to be on Canadian
territory. and whose control we must
divide with another, even though 1t be
friendly country. II would surely be
better for US TO have one entirely our
own.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

Wen turn sOmersauIts or thAe II
developing exercises or stimulate "''
ron,s ~ the hair or rub with IL rotary
marian or do almost anything Jane Hope
advises us TO but one thing We abs"-
Iu,eIy draw the line ON, after one OF
,wo unfortunate experiences. is trying
IN remember when To shift the fork to
tho right hand a, times when our en-
tire mentality ought TO be concentrated
upon the effort to think Of something
10 say neAt and not To drop anything
nj, our white NCSt.-Ohio State journal
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
What Other
Editors Say

An example OF the looseness Of some
statistics is the statement 'n"'
,rs eIpht divorces TO every twelve mar
rlages in West Virginia IN, rtSpoH
h1ch Governor Morgan made pubic
svwres showing that there were 1870
carriages and only l.s49 divorces last
year In the state. But even at thal II
ran be admitted that there are 100 many
- ,hs latter and no objection TO any
Increase In the former.-ClarksourS TEL
eGram.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

Angelo Piano. who came over in the
t,erage five years ago, goes back with
a million and a half earned in the c7r.
lraci'ns business. Angelo. We feel safe
in saying. WAS not player piano.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

The supreme court has refused to de-
eide what ouija boards are The qucs-
ton was not whether spirits could
communicate through the boards. but
whether they were sporting goods Or
toys. The lower federal courts hold
they were sporting goods. Well hold
Ing hands is one Of the leading int" It
sports.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

When We sec picturesque bits from
York journals. we sometimes wonder
whether the editors OF the backwoods
sheets printed the quotations for that
special purpose.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08


or
N"' a
to any
this he 'N'
alettuc making something TO eat
think ~ 'N'
plenty to
4" ''N|' " by Edtors)
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
Letters to | he
lntelligencer

Letters for this column shouli Do
as brief as possible. Intelligencef
readers are invited to send commu-
nications upon any timely subject
Names OF authors must accompany
all letters. Tho Intolligencer Will
not agree to print letters upon con-
t-oversial subjects, and especially
concerning differences in matters OK
religion.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

Camille Flammarion. noted scientist
and astronomer. says he has proof that
the soul lives after death. Did he see
one with a telescope"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

\ New York man has been sent to
Sing Sing for Ave years for holdup
which he said was joke. He will have
plenty Of tIrnc TO laugh
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

Senator Sutherland j. quoted az De
Ing pleased that Mr.. Ogden has entered
tho senatorial race: also that he VIII DC
able to beat the Wheeling newspaper
publisher in his cwn county We are
willing IN bet a hot dog against
nr.tzeI lin case a pretzcl can be tound)
that the senator has counted his 'hicN-
rns before they have been hatched.-
arkersburg News.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

One regiment OF American troops Is
TO 10 left on the Rhine for while.
What Is ,his--a special reward for OK
traordinary service?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

The neu,rals arc about TO study the
causes OF tho world war. DO they want
10 ind out how TO start one. or what's
the idea?
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
INTEL INKLINGS
wv. S. STANToN)

James Kainc. miner who did not
seem TO meet with the approval of Don
Chain. was forced to leave Logan
county without some of his property,
which he was later forced to sell at a
loss he claimed.
Our state motto. "Montani Semper
I.ihcri." IS in need of revision II they
pun of much Of this in our southern
coal regions.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

Is Muscle Shoals TO he a hiceps or
merely one OF those muscles with which
some Of us wIgglc our ears"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08
FRIPPLING RHYMES
By w ALT NJ A S o N
THE DOVE OF PEACE.

wobbcs flies WIN It's r'''s
red
, holCi and It s'cKenS
rslaughtc
will flow" again tue ~'e
every
and the
the busted wrch'rs on '''
Of blood Of useful people
OF
everlasting 9"S't '"'e'"e
to all kinds OF harH'
"""S " ,,opyrght Matthew Adams
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-06-08

"A woman is as old. as she looks"
said a certain man. but he hadnt seen
her at seven o'clock in the morning AFTER
the party.
There's little resistance when what
kind OF wife asks for absolute divorce
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