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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

COMMISSIONERS NOTICE
EsTATE on SIMEON 6. DwINELI

ESTATE OF SIMEON &. DwINELL.
The undersigned, having been appointed
by the honorable court for the district oil
Washington. commissioners, to receive ex-
anime, and adjust the claims and demands
az all persons against the estate OF Simeon
e. Dsxineii iate OF Mnrshfeid. in said
district, deceased. and all claims exhibited In
Offset thereto. hereby give notice that we
win meet for the purpose aforesaid. At
the house of George 4. Sanders. in the town
az Calais. in said district on the 18th
day Of February and 22nd day Of May. next,
from / o'clock .. M until 4 o'clock p.
m, on each Of said days and that six
months from the 22nd day q November. a,
b. 1921, is the time limited by said court
for said creditors to present their claims
to Us for examination and allowance.
Dated at Calais, this 18th day OF
January, "A. d. 1877.
ERNEST "A. ROSEBROOK,
GEORGE e. SANDERS, Commissioners,
JHnlA-as-F cb2
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Est ROODRuRY

Mr.. and. Mrs. w. c. Felix recently
visited at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs,
Ralph Bailey at South Woodbury..
Miss Florence Harvey is at home this
week because of an attack Of tonsilitis.
II. p. Rideout and Forest Green were
business visitors in Hardwick Mon
day,
William Pickett is working for Ed.
Cookson.
G. !. Harvey and Louise Farr attend
ed the lecture Of Bishop Hughes at
Marshfield Friday evening
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NORTH RANDOLPH

Clark Knowles Is working for Guy
Fletcher.
Peggy Jewett OF Randolph spent the
week end with Iva Richardson.
Don Saltcr was in Bethel Monday,
taking some Of the creamery equip
ment which had been sold TO the Beth
81 creamery.
A, J. Durkee invited few Of his
ncighbors TO his home Monday evening
to help him celebrate his birthday an
niversary.
Miss Clara Grout is caring for lit
tie Lillian Ashline, who is very i'll
with pneumonia.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
ABOUT THE STATE
Happcnings Of Interert from
Different Sections


Charles r. Stickney, aged 81 years
nearly Il lifelong resident Of Brookline,'
lied Of heart disease Monday, ne nad
been i'll two days. Mr.. Stickney rep.
resented Rrookline in the legislature 81
1889 1883. Mr. Stickncy was very m
nuential Democrat in Windham coun-
ty in his earlier years.
George J. Chandler, president and
treasurer OF the Sisson Drug company
ST Hartford. Conn, died JAN II IN a
hospital there, following an operation
Mr.. Sisson was born in Saxtons River,
but went to Hartford and entered the
employ OF the Sisson company when
Ne was 81 wears old. At the time OF
his death he was ~. The Sisson com
pany Is the largest wholesale drug
concern in Connecticut.
The Corliss Hardware company, Inc,
Of Springfield has filed an affidavit Of
the issue OF l4l shares of stock at q
par valua or 500 per share for cash,
with the secretary Of state. The New
ton & Thompson Manufacturing 70:
Of Brandon Il to issue 200 shares q
800 mar value each for cash already
paid in. OF this companys capital
stock OF 100000, $4,000 has already
been paid in to the treasury.
Mr.. and Mrs. Augustus Gilbert cele-
brated the 50th anniversary OF their
marriage in Newport Jan. 10. Mrs.
Gilbert has a record for service equalled
by few--3l years with one firm. She
began work in the Tuck 4 Moore Man
ufacturing plant the morning OF the
first day it opened up for business and
has continued until the present time.
Her co -workers gave Mr.. and Mrs. Gil
bert surprise party and $50 IN gold
Following out the policy OF closing
breeding streams, adopted by the state
fish and game department last season,
County Warden X. S. Newcomb OF Wa
terburv has closed tributaries OF the
Thatcher brook in Waterbury totalling
about five miles. The brooks closed
are yaudicr brook, Fl. I. Hill brook,
Stevens brook and Wheeler brook. The
main stream is left open for public
fishing as formerly. Eggs hatch and
trout breed in the tributaries. Several
hundred miles Of nursery streams were
closed by Warden Newcomb under the
direction Of the department last sea-
son.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

mine Ublcrs are knih-
ing new found health.
Being made Of finest
ingredients by one OF
Americas largest lhb-
oratorics - druggists,
chemists and experts
endorse this new and
better way To syste-
matically take Vita
mines. The name
Irving Laboratory on
bottle and carton IA =
guarantee OF ilness
quality and purity in
medicine. Each bottle
OF sixty tablets comes
packed In orange cole
ored carton. Drug
gists have Phos-Pho
Vitamine tablets now
or send 81 for bottle
prepaid to Irving
Laboratory, Wheels
ing. w. Va.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
For SALE

WOOD FOR SALE No. / selected oji
growth body block wood, ON or lot or DE-
iivered Tel. iob-J. 2bst2ss
FOR SALE Six months old fox hound
pups from real hunters good size and
nice shape four males and three females !
n. M. Batcheldrr, Piainfeld. 255tf
FOR SALE We. the undersigned, have ds{
cided TO scl our valuable quarry. situated
IN Wehstcfyille. joining the Acme Granite
quarry, This quarry has not been worked
much PVT stone taken from II has takeA
~ excellent polish when auarried on tho
xran. An excellent chance to start qunfy
glnR as u lays In large sheets on The tofe
One sheet now nearly free estimated at
I'VE thousand feet Quarry Is reached "
rsii and tenn For further. particularly
, y q Thonans Blakegey;, willIamstows
square. Barre, VI. 25lts
WOOD FOR SALE--Last block wood u
s4.5o a run. all maple; call Sam Could
lei. fOf-R. 250t.e
SAVE CoAI.--By buying dry hard wood;
second growth, extra large. s4.50 ed,<s
,ngs and slabs. mixed $500; Granite City
bottllng Works. Tel. 72s-M or 746-W. 2t7l
FUR SETS-We were fortunate in being
NUTS Of the very latest design: these via
be disposed of at bargain prices at flas
nlorey's Clothing store 24lQ
ALL,WOoL KNITTING YARN FOR SALE
Direct from mnnnfacturer--st 7S9
el;zo and xl.bo a pound. Postage paid on 81
orders. Write for samples. II. A. BART
LEii, Harmony, Maine. 23st2B
SLIGHTLY USED PIANO FOR SALE
been used only about two months cns4
slightly marred in transit: A. A. LamorcN
lnmorey Clothing Co. 2104
FOR sALE--A preparation for cleaning
granite and marble monuments; hrightesD
up the lettering and makes the whole nontirr
ment look clean and new; guaranteed; price
on application James Sullivan. ia Park
street. Barre, VI. lHU
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
FARMS FOR SALE

FARM BUYERS We sell and exchange the
boat Farms In Vermont and New England
States at lowest prices and easiest terms
What do YOU want 10 bnyf What have
YOU To exchanged Drop Us line. we
have Il and can deal with you: Chsmbcr-
lain a Burnham. South Royalton. w
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

ar, Fanous Ic- tn-ir Quality add Stryx
-, !. buiit int, them n every rart- fek
- s-stan-r. tn Ihro.Iie Governor ~ IN
winc.. Krsoseae Enrine. L no the oriil
- ~. md riss f~ei-hfs O tF-whcI
49, thai l. rsci ~ usnF kln1s a tuH1
1911 M for rrrricc t1rinfs. huf u IL
frIcH SPED FLF-EALL GOVERNOR
NJ nj. ant Miss TIRE Is satisfactrrv II
rrs-ii.r rrriae. hut . 90 ziea a1d II
.-cr-str for . p.ffrls krrsszne rnrirc- al
alwsrs ioct Ter = fif-tail f-isernrr n
- kirhlrt grade ksro-cre eaxt1e
Milo Eng nea cert Yes - Enre ~
rtt.-s arf slasr iasl i1nrer.
winsr Enxinan CRY Fsre-yenr Gun-4 4
tnr.
A. - pvf~-s-
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Three Lines for 25c

The Times win publish Wants, Lost and
Found. For Sale. To Let. etc.'~short sossr
tisements--.at the rate of three limos fos
twenty-five cents for the hrt insertion anu
ten cents for each subsequent insertion
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
MISCELLANEOUS
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

YOUR OPPORTUNITY 70 be indepsndsni
and prosp erors. Become speclal rep
r--s~nsafire sci goods in constant demand.
psf4icuiarz frrr- TIE BACoRN COM
PANr. Elrairz- \. Y. 1tst'
GOOD OPPORTUNITY Tor party ~thinr
10 enrnze in fhs nnzuufarture q = special
Il rranfsa eel knoun g. The retail trace.
Ue-se-dafe plant READY 70 cpernts. sons
errftaI rr1uirrs rcEuuuntcsfe vita u. v.
W Tinrs ofrr i-tu
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
MISERABLE WITH.
INDIGESTION
One Box Of "FTuit-a-i|v0S"
Brought Relief

OLD CHATHAM, COLUMBIA Co., MY.
II was bothered with Constipation,
Liver Trouble and Indigestion for
three years, and tried all kinds of
medicine without relief. l was SO
bad would have a dull, heavy feeling
in the pit of my stomach after eating.
saw "Fruit-a-tives" advertised
and bought two SOC boxes. Before !
had finished one box, was relieved
and now have no more trouble. !
recommend these Fruit Laro 7abisis".
VIM. GALE SHEPHERD.
SOC box, 6 for 2.50, trial size, 25c.
AT dealers or from FRUIT A-TIVES
Limited, OGDENSBURG, NY,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
new and EASY WAY TO
take YEAST VITAMINE

course are much easier to take. results are
quicker.
Thousands Of people with Phos-rho Vita.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
HORSES AND VEHICLES

FOR SALE--5-year-oId Morgan mare:
sound, kind and broken weight $50 lbs,
price $4,000; @. E. Lathrop. Trow hlt
Barre. Vt. 25st3s
FOR 6AI.E--Ona pair Of horses weighing
1900; also harnesses and sleds II desired
or would exchange for cows also hlocl~
wood for sale; joseph Cyr, Tel. 1915. 256te
FOR SALE Ono bob sled, new two aleiGhsS
one fur robe | driving harness. | work
harness VIM. G. Rogers. Washington. We
o5Qe&
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
LOST AND FOUND

FOITND-Pockethook containing small
amount Of money: owner can have. by
paving fo- advertising at II Camp street.
e57tis
LoST-will the party who picked up the
chid's bethrobe in the vicinity Of Maple
grove and Eastern avenue Friday night
kindly return to Mrs. Ahsrn. phone l6s-W
25etf
LosT-Brown and black. large fox hound +;
small round collar: finder please tels-
Phone owner- s3s-M. 22su
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
HELP WANTED-FEMALE
HOUSES mo- RENT

TO RENT-A nice. warm upstairs tene-
ment of five rooms with all improve
ments including gas stove; also furnished
rooms with steam heat Mrs. o. N. Cam
ten, 20 Maple Ave-. phone 7is-M. 256tf
TO RENT-Cozy upstairs 4-roor tenement
for tsso-people: modern improvements
call 40s-M; r. G. Wetmore. Ga Warsrn
street s55tf
SMALL TENEMENT TO RENf--At 4as
North Main street; see Paul kingston.
Tel. 3es-i5. 24stf
TO RENT-Smal tenement over Boyes's
store; apply to Geo. A. Reed. Montpelier,
vt. Tel. 27a-J. 245tf
TO Rents room cottage at las Wash
ington street Mrs. Edith M. Carr. Tel.
362-M 2S5f
TO RENT--A Groom tenement on Seminary
street: E. l.. Smith. inquire Of A. w.
CLARK. painter. Tel. 236-Y. 2s5f
TO RENT OR FOR SALE Six room dwell
ing ar % Pike street IN first class con
dition INQUIRE of G. II. Pape. y Keith
avenue: Tel. 2es-M 2slu
TO RENT-Five room upstairs tenement.
with electric lights and bath. cellar, barn
privileges and eoou garden suitnted nt lf
Clark St. tclcphons Scr or inqsirs at 2i-22
Rowland Bldg. 2l0u
Third street electric lights: John y.
BENJAMIN. Tel. ie5-R. le7tf
TO RENT-Four-rcom tenement. drst floor.
~ Maple avenue; three rooms and bath
tenement is Seminary street; Ave rooms snd
bath tenement "a Brook street MeAllister
& Kent lsft
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

MARSH-ALLEN co.
y 2. T-lrss1-s zee orssTs C. 1ri-ps
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19
LIVESTOCK FOR SALE

Fnp eAfF-Two crwa fear rcary cd. Just
frrskxaeS cm1pes ~ thrir Hide. these rgas
knwe hnzn .ukeawaitn trAtrd re4non Tor
e~ss9rw. 7 ~ sicA ank carr 4kn carr ~
ttrrr arrEy Eus4ace Eftrhit. fruw 81. IT,
fsssw 1Eftl
FOR sAI-F-TS~p 1ererT 49,. 80 frgshsnrf
- wek4 rrn ~ uIhrr VII FRS rfr
49, w.rrk i a. Pas Eske. Btthsl. ~
4tttt
FoR saLE-a cufrrrrT AL rast I'll
tE-sz 49, llt Yrs inr1lrt - ~. ~ Err-
~. Esss 1tczrs<8rr. - ltfI'
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Harness Month at Colton'S
WANTED

WANTED 10 RUY-~A tested Jersey bull.
about / y years old; Fl. Gagnon, Williams
town r. r. d. No. 2. Box Al. 257tss
WANTED Work by the day Of week BY a
middle aged lady call or write Room No.
~. Central house. 258t3s
WANTED Six heisers Guernsey or jersey !:
Tel. 20f-f5. 25dt6s
WANTED-To Let a farm, or small place
ecn' rfcrcnces furnished; write 10 M.
r." care Times Office. 267th'
WANTED TO BUY-Single work horsc; L.
Hebors. Willisnlstown Tel sSs-s. 254t6s
WANTED Secondhand desk. IN good ea,1
dition one that can be locked UP
l4o
OLD FASHIONED STUFF All kin
cluding bureaus, chests, tables, cha
fns. desks, clocks, bedsteads, mirrors
spreads. andirons, eandlesticixs, brj
glass, drawer pulls or knobs. brass o.
chins, pewters, glass or silver
thing old or curious write INC g.
tsrficld, i8s North Main street, Barr
WANTED--Will exchange new mich a.
for hey; John r. BENJAMIN, Tel. io5-R-
RAW FUR WANTED--We want All ths ray
fur We can buy at New York prices ex-
ira furs Of all kinds we pay fancy prices
days G. L. Silver, the fur man. Plainie.d.
VT ylctfI
HOUSES FOR SALE
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE Two tenement
house in Wiliiamstown village: house Of
l6 rooms also wanted to buy, good hen
house call l57 No. Seminary street, Vim.
Rock. 256tb-
FOR SALE--Twelve-rpo double tenement
house, 10 Brook street. I72la # by 1a2lsz
# hardwood floors. electricity. hen run, wood
sheds, porches: Hrs. Katherine Grognn.I
Admx. z55tf
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGES farm or
lumber lots. 7-room house with barn, gar
den also blacksmith shop will take
stock in exchange: II interested write IL
Owner" care Barre Times. 24lt2
FOR SALE-The NJ A. Prindle house a
So Keith avenue. corner Summer st. ami
Keith avenue ls4t
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iiEB[5!AbA1ElII34ia1i
HELP WANTED-MALE

WANTED Sand-blast operator for letter.
ing and carving granite write IS. M S."
care OF Times. 257t3
n AMI 4 d MaYried man to work on farm /:
good u2y ard steady work for right man ;
apply E. s. MouIton. H. NJ. Farnham farm:
snhnns se-Y. Montpejier. 254tf
SISa-si92 MONTH Become railway mail
clerks. List positions free. Write to-
day sure Franklin Institute, Dept. AIS ID.
Rochester. N. vi 24sSs5s
WANTED AT OMEGA man to take
charge OF our work in Planted, Marsh
field and vicinity No one. unless he lives
In this territory would be accepted. Good
write al phone. Grand Union Tea Co..
Montpelier. VI 252tf
WANTED Reliable man sell shrubs. trees.
plants permanent. weekly pay; write for
terms Guaranty Nursery Co. Rochester,
n. \. 247tiss
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WOOD FOR SALE No. / selected oji
growth body block wood. on or lot or d.
livered Tel. io5-J. 2bst2ss
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

ron sALE-isii Cadillac truck: R. Peal
Eske. Bethel. VT 2tsts
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MARSH-ALLEN co.


\. E. Tslsphsns is0. oT.ass @. TslspAss
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-01-19

at the Bond farm, 50 called, at the
Bond crossing in lower Websterville,
the following described stock and
tools:
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
Too Short to Climb Up.

While waiting for a Mount Pleas
ant car the other day at Virginia
avenue and Nineteenth street north
west. a Chevy Chase car stopped at
this point to discharge and take on
passengers. There was only one
person wishing to board the car
there, a lady of about 25 years OF
age. very short in stature and some
what stout. On account of the sharp
downward slope of the road from the
track at this point. the car steps
appear to be much ~higher from the
ground. The lady endeavored to
place her left foot on the step, but
could not reach 1t. Then she tried
with her right foot. but with no
better success. She was anxious to
board the car and tried first with
one foot and then the other until
she looked like a Scotchman doing
a Highland fling. But her legs were
too short and all her efforts were
in vain.
At length the amused conductor.
seeing her plight. went to the res
cue. But instead of reaching down
from the car to assist her. he de-
scended to the roadway. put his
arms around her waist and lifted her
bodily into the car. His face was
very red as he mounted the steps
behind her. but whether it was from
the exertion incident to this unusual
performance or the sight of several
grinning faces of nearby spectators
am unable to say.-JOHN T. RICH
ARDSON. 1928 Thirteenth street
northwest
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
every Reader a Reporter
address The City Editor"
A Helping Hand.

The car was going at a moder-
ate rate of speed when suddenly
the motorman put on the brakes
and on investigation learned that
it was to prevent hitting a dog
that had run almost in front of
the car.
About six blocks further the
same thing happened. Only this
time the car came to a halt and
the motorman stepped out. /
looked out and directly in front
Of the car a kitten lay asleep.
Very gently the motorman picked
it up and brought 1t across the
street and as gently laid 1t down
on the sidewalk. He then re-
turned to the car and proceeded
without any further mishap.
And all who witnessed the in
cident had a kind smile to give
the motorman.-L. G. c., 1919 Otis
place northwest.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
.MOSCODe|
FRIDAY, AUGUST 4. Io2.

saturn rules this day in evil sway,
according to astrologers who coun-
sci caution in all important matters
The ruling planet Ia most menacing
In It's aspects where labor problems
are concerned. 1t will be recalled
that the year 1922 has been an
nounced as one OF sinister omen to
certain workers.
:, The seers declare that new or
carnations are to succeed labor
unions which have been outsrown
ny the onward sweep of time.
The early autumn Is to be a period
OF severe stress as strikes more
serious than any in recent years ap-
pear to be presaged-
Saturn Is in a place that encour-
ages the fermentation of the ma
terial forces of the world
THE conjunction Of the Sun with
the planet Mars in the nativity OF
the kipg Of England Is most for
tnnate and the fact that stars of
evil omen rule. the Prime Minister
adds to conditions that promise little
for peace in the British empire.
.-fhere Is a sign threatening to the
heath Of the Prince OF Wales
The passing Of aged statesmen
ard the retirement o; old men from
high places will mark the next three
moaths.
hBecause year is as a day meas
ured by eternity the new era, which
seems to be developing slowly or
even showing retrograding. is really
moving forward with wonderful
rapidity.
Domination Of the air, which is
to mark this era will be rapid from
thfs, time on Man has gained do
minton over the earth. the sea and
10 making headway in his power
oyer the air.
Uranus gives promise of the grad :
u4I passing Of exploration from ma
te<lAl to spiritual realms. Seeming
miracles are to be accomplished.
Changes in the Presidents Cabinet
again are evidenced In the reading
&C the stars. Serious differences of
optnion are to be registered.
Persons whose birthday 1t IL NAV
nDest with some difiiculties In the
cefnfng year. They may overcome
all, and should prosper. Both men
ase women should keep business
wA3f in hand.
srQildren born on this day may be
Hotfn>s 20 be seif-centered and va
EAbte in nature but they probably
Cal he very talented
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
Is Marriage a Failure?
All the Horrors Of war.

Sherman's definition Of war has
nothing on the state Of matrimony.
ash view the scene Of carnage on
the floor Of tie living room after
ten husky youngsters have depos-
tied their holiday wreckage. 1 feel
like sending a riot call for the State
militia to police the house and clean
up the debris.
Marriages are popularity supposed
to be made in heaven. but they have
a generous portion Of the, opposite
locality sprinkled along the route.
The monotony of married life exists
only in fables. In reality It 10 just
one thing after another, and the
poor mother has no respite from the
rapid succession of convulsions,
Group, contagious diseases, broken
bones and scalp punctures.
The crown of parenthood IS full
of thorns. and the sleep Of mother
of ten is only state Of exhausted
semicousciousnsss whom the loud
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
Not Deaf, Just Grouchy.

AS our street car was nearing
certain corner in the southeast,
the conductor came to a certain
old lady who had a little girl with
her. and told her. in, the most
respectful tones. that the next
corner was her stop. As she paid
no attention to him. he repeated
II several times. each time q little
louder. and finally quite loud. By
this time the car had stopped,
and was waiting for the lady to
get out. She turned around
and said. We'll, you don't think
I'm deaf. do you? I heard you
the first time"
After considerable hesitation, she
got up and very. very slowly left
the car. talking, back" to the
poor conductor at every step. He
spoke very gently, and certainly
acted the part of a true gentle
man. As she got off she said, II
guess I'll report you, II can
get your number" She repeated the
ynumber from his cap several times.
and we left her there glaring
at us. with the child looking COM
pletely bewildered. "A. D. PUT
NAM. s10 Nineteenth street north
west.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04
In Good We Trust, All Others

L had a rather queer experience
recently when / took a ride to
Glen Echo. The conductor refused
car token saying only cash was
accepted. That was of course, for
the second fare when the car was
past the District Line. On the re-
turn trip from Glen Echo, how
ever, l saw a gentlemen pay his
second fare with a car token.
l questioned the conductor. and he
assured me that car tokens were
acceptable. The car had left
Glen Echo only a few minutes be-
fore. the two fares had been col
lected almost simultaneously, and
the District Line was certainly a
good distance away Can some
one explain this?-J. T. c.. 427 p
street northwest.
The Washington herald., 1922-08-04

dropping Of pin on the floor brings
her instantly upstanding. while the
father turns over ON his good ear
and leaves her in undisputed pos
session until daylight. when ne
again assumes his despotic sway
over the entire -houehold.
Take my advice. girls. don't do
It. Wear q hair shirt for a con-
slant frritant. get q bulldog to
growL p lamp chimney to smoke.
train-a q parrot to swear, and you
win have al, the comforts of home.
with the added advantage that you
can ditch the whole business when
every you care to.-A. C.