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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
It Takes a Kid to Say Really Funn,
Thincs

Ruth, a three-year-old youngster
staying at the hotel up here in the
hills was broadcastng little of her
family history in the course of her
remarks said:
Eyes, when my muvver was mar
ried she was a bride and broom"
Well. the groom usually finds he's
gonna be handled like a broom be-
fore the honeymoon gets very far
along. anyway.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Congress tried handle the bonus measure 50
to be satisfactory both the former service men and
the taxpayers 1t tried TO give the soldiers a bonus
in such way that the taxpayers would be called
upon to pay anything account of it. Directly or
indirectly however, everything has to be paid for.
There is chance to avoid the law of compensation
in government otherwise.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Boston etIl believes in Joseph C. Pelleter, for
Twelve years Prosecuting Attorney III Boston,
moved from office and disbarred conviction by TIE
Supreme Court for corruption He renominated for
the office by Overwhelming majority He received
$4,000 against 1000 Thomas c.. O'Bren,
his opponent.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Greece under his administration speaks vol
umes for the wisdom of his methods
If there is any who protect the interest
bf the and get them out of the present mess
whole it is probably the who sent out of the
country in the hour when he had brought to the
Heenes the greatest National glory they had in
many centuries.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
News of the Names Club

Iva Reason. of Dorado, Ark, hasn't
who always have that well known
anything on the rest OF the girls
reason "just because"
Well bet his wife doesn't think
so, but anyway, l. NJ Perfect is re-
ported from Decatur, III.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
Fool Questions

. r. X T. writes thusly: ''The
papers told the other day of an I'M
dertaker who buried the wrong man.
Is that what they mean by grave
mistake'?' That would be our guess.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Bryan has had his hair cut fer the first time in
and says he feels better. entitled to feel
that way for having made the public feel better
result of the retired life has been leading Pitts
burgh Gazette-Iimes)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
News of the Names Club

l.. B. informs us that Will Wins,
Of San Diego, has just lost a suit
to recover the money he lost in oil
stocks. His middle name must be
Lose.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
Well, They ouehtn't To Feel the
Bumps

(From the Burlington (Wis) Stand
ard-Democrat.)
"Dick" Kelly was at GAINESVILLE
last Monday where he purchased an
auto bus for the Kelly & Rothering
livery. The new bus will carry IA
people, with plush upholstered seats,
and Kelly says its dandy
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
Horrors of Prohihition

you don't go to baseball any
more, Colonel" remarked a friend
NO" sadly replied Colonel Booz-
EN-, the high balls see them knock
ing around the field bring back too
sad memories"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

The marriage license also is get
ting to be looked upon too much like
the we'll known scrap of paper.-Sam
Hill. Few persons take enough in
terest to have il framed. H. Reed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
NJ Re tea RI $. Hoctscc

Young Mrs. Richard S. Hooker,
daughter Of Colonel Willard, got
into a traffic tangle with a cranky
automobile in Boston and as
serted that policeman spoke
harshly to her. Her complaint,
however, was dismissed. Mrs.
Hooker once startled Newport by
declaring her love for and her de-
sire to marry Richard Hooker.
minister was called then and
there.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
FREE SAMPLES

You want the most and best for
YOUR money. Then call at Booth
No. 2, Country Fair. today until
midnight and try free samples OF
Pride's Jelly and Preserves, Royal
Powdered Milk, Oriole Candy and
Fagan's Hotcake Flour.
We had some splendid expressions
OF satisfaction yesterday, and we
want you to tell your neighbor and
dealer. Ask your dealer for these
goods and we'll all be satisfied. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
Safety-Fjrst Hint

Never sample a mans homebrew
until you have first watched its
effect on him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
Daily Sentence Sermon

It's dollars to doughnuts that a
good spender is gonna get in bad
before he gets very far with his
spending.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Great Britain reiterates that she will pay the debt
she to the United States She just keeps on
ellin' she WILL but doesn't say when Houston
Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Every succeeding day confirms the wisdom of the
English statesmen in Fastening to permit the Irish
TO settle the Irish question themselves without any
outside interefernce.-(Ci Cincinnati Enquirer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

VECUW
~ w. -
zAS 49,

Observations Of Oldest Inhabitant
& ] kin remember when the NO
Parking signs read mo Hitching
ffcle"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Think of what might happen if invented
amplifer to be attached the STILL small voice
of conscence,-( Cincinnati Enquirer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

After having his income shown up being s75.-
100000 year. don't blame Henry Ford for hest
tating to for President Cincinnati Enquirer.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Miss Alice Robertson, of Oklahoma is a level
headed old-fashioned woman. and look where Alice
is,-( Birmin CHAM Age-Herald
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Movie people receive much attention when
they get married few times that they tempted
to keep right getting married. Toledo Blade)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

Lloyd George another big war. We don't
want him to show it to us-(Toledo Blade.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

An English scientist talks about the nuclei of
vacuous cavities Must have been studying Con-
gress.--( Cincinnati Enquirer.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29

CAR FOR HIRE.
Day and night. Stand U. q l.
Cafe. Phone "a --adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-09-29
NEW FALL SUITS.

Fall lire of mems suits just ar
rived. ii. S. Graves, The Clothing
Man. adv.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
CTO BE CONTINUED


are pitting their best against him, and in this
stress his stenographer is just tool with
which he works a part Of the game. lie is not
conscious of her as a woman at all.
1t is after the days work is done, when the
strain is over. and he is fed, and bathed, and
clothed, and relaxed that he notices the color
of a womans eyes, and how the hair curls
on her neck, and feels like making pretty
speeches to her.
The second reason that a mans stenogra-
pher is far less dangerous than his wife i'm
AGNES is because people working in an office
together see each other with as little glamour
of illusion as married people do. They get
the brunt of each others temper and nerves,
and crankiness. The girl doesn't see her boss
as a hero of romance. She sees him as fat
and grouchy as Papa Nor is his stenographer
an angel to her employer. He growls over
her spelling, and lack Of punctuality, and
when he sees her powdering her nose she
seems to him to be cut off the same piece Of
humanity as his Maria.
Hence l would say to the Jealous wife:
When you look for the other women, don't
waste much time shopping around your hus-
bans office. Still, 1t is just as we'll to re-
member that your husband does work among
young and attractive women, and to keep your
self fit to bear comparison with them.
Copyright 1929
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
The First Woman Senator

T HERE Is hearty satisfaction, not in
Georgia alone but the country over,
- that Mrs William H. FELTON, was &C
corded the honor Of being United States Sen
ator in fact as we'll as in name, il only for
a day.
Appointed by Governor Hardwick to the
unexpired term OF the late Senator Thomas
E. Watson, pending the election of the lat
with certain complications which made it
doubtful for while that she would be seated
at Washington. Thanks, however, to the
generous spirit of Senator-elect George in
deferring presentation of his credentials; to
the liberal attitude of the Senatorial body,
Democratic and Republican members alike;
and to the diligent interest of Senator Harris,
technical difficulties were obviated; so that
Georgia enjoyed the distinction of having a
gifted and beloved daughter OF hers enrolled
as the first United States Senator in history.
It was meet that American womanhood
thus should be honored. A decade ago few
would have ventured to predict anything
family resembling the gracious scene enacted
yesterday in the Senate chamber, and none
that its central figure would be a Georgia
woman, her brow silvered with the light of
eighty-seven years. History, after all, is the
greatest of romancers.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
4 Lesson for Georgia Counties

~ OMETHING OF the value OF co-working
between unban and rural interests ap-
pears in the announcement that by
means of the farmers cooperative mar
ket at Sandersville sixty carloads Of WASH
ington county hogs have been shipped during
of Tennillee also has instituted "get to-
gether day." on which are held monthly sales
to aid farmers in disposing Of their surplus
of food crops. Producers, merchants, and
consumers all are benefited, and the COM
munity's fortunes permanently upbuilt.
Every Georgia coutny whose interests are
from the mountains to the tides-wll find
1t profitable to establish one or more centers
of cooperative marketing. For whether
their products be ~1ain1y of field or flock r
orchard, the practice of group selling and of
common helpfulness will prove to their adj
vantage, not only for the time being, but also
in the development o. opportunities for years
ahead.
In the success Of the cotton growers CO.
operative marketing association in Georgia
and other Southern states, as we'll as in
similar organizations Of fruit growers both
in this region and in the West, producers Of
other farm commodities, on howsoever large
or small scale, may read valuable and in
spring lessons. Application of the co-opera-
tive principle varies, of course, from product
to product and from group to group; but
there is not product Ind no group to which
it cannot be applied in one form or another,
with benefits to all concerned.
The essential thins is that farmer and
business man should work together wherever
opportunity arises for promoting mutual in
terests, and that coutnies should avail them
selves of the co-opere tive method to quicken
their trade, to develop their resources, to in
crease their prosperity and progress. Wash
ington county is 70 be congratulated upon
It's own achievements in this matter, and upon
the stimulus of It's example.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
THE BATTLE OF CATCH
PHRASES
By DR.. Frank Crane

It is raging constantly.
People do not argue, they hurI catch
phrases.
They do not believe and disbelieve, they
veil war cries at each other.
About all that Republican knows 40 to
his political convictions is that. he is not q
Democrat.
When small mind gets hold Of large
word he crawls into it as a hermit crab
into whelk shell.
Over the teacups at the Plaza the young
lady smiles and says: ooh, yes! Einstein.
The fourth dimension, you know, and oil
that It's dreadfully interesting"
The doctor feels your pulse, pats your
hand, and quiets all your fears when ne
assures you that it's only small attack
of prophylacterum chyli with perhaps q
touch Of ephemeraI binocular humd1ngus.
What a Godsend is a WOODY WORD! You
go right off to sleep.
Socialism seems to be one phalanx of
terms and single tax another.
The study Of law IS the acquisition OF
new language, and you cannot be shining
light among music patrons unless you know
your titles.
Even golf players have a vocabulary Of
with the lingo as you handy with the
niblick if you would rank high.
The uninitiated can read French about
as easily as they can read the baseball
news, where our native tongue lies dead
and buried beneath wealth Of new and
gorgeous slang.
It's funny to hear dispute in the snok-
ing room of Pullman in a club. Ne
cerebration appears to take place at all.
The contestants simply vie with one another
to see which can think up the most phrases
he has heard before.
Newspaper editorials and magazines of
opinion herd the same flock OF dear old
shibboleths across the page each issue. And
the reader thanks he's thinking.
Young folks become engaged by swap
ping conventional phrases. They are mar
ried by ritual. When the baby is born all
the things to say about the event are known
and repeated All his school days the child
is taught the formulae of knowledge. In
business and society he does the usual and
the expected, and he talks about it, and others
answer, by saying the expected and the
usual
Man." said R. L. Stevenson, shall not
live by bread alone, but also by catch
phrases"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
THE WIFE .CHEATER =,
A New Romance
BY HAZEL DEYO' BACHELOR

Joan stockbridge marries Norman Wayne
in spite of many warnings from her friends.
Norman is the kind Of man who has
never been known to care for one woman
more than few weeks at time, and they
have been married only four weeks when
he attempts to deceive Joan about dining in
town with Alice Wilson, mutual friend.
Joan fights against her jealousy and IS re-
warded by a confession from Normans
When Alice attempts to make trouble, Joan
has the satisfaction of telling her that she
has known about it from the beginning
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
BY Jack L. Patterson
The Montgomery Monitor

Editor H. B. Folsom, who represents Mont
gomery county in the general assembly OF
Georgia, has resumed publication of his
weekly newspaper at Mt. Vernon, the Monitor.
During the absence of Editor Folsom from
the county, the Monitor was issued by Editor
N. G. Napier owner Of the Vidalia Advance
and the Lyons Progress. In announcing the
return of Editor Folsom to the tripod, Editor
Napier says in the Vidalia Advance:
Along with the other newspaper men of
the state, we welcome Brother Folsom ba>;k to
the newspaper calling to which he has already
given thirty years e his life, and during
which time he has rendered signal service to
the people Of his home county. The newspa-
per craft is richer by his decision to get back
in harness and the people Of Montgomery
county are to be congratulated indeed"
We look for Cook county to have a great
bacco, peanuts, cotton, corn, together with
beans, tomatoes, cucl mbers, etc. will doubt
less be planted for market. The soil pro-
duces almost anything and the people are
going to plant some Of all.-Adel News.
Cook should also get in on dairying. 1t
only costs twenty-five cents to ship five
gallon can of cream to any Of the creamer-
les within two hundred miles and the can is
returned free of charge-Waycross Journal
Herald.
The express companies and the railways
are cooperating with dairymen, which makes
the industry profitable.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Think only Of yourself and others will
cheerfully forget you.
People who weigh their words seldom
speak lightly.
Most people grieve 81 worth every time
they lose a dollar.
The older a woman grows the fewer ad-
jectives she uses.
His Satanic majesty takes off his hat
every time he meets hypocrite.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25

Senator George II. Williams, of Oregon, for
chief justice provoked such general and Wig
orous opposition that Senator Conkling con-
templated introducing bill in the senate to
abolish the office Of chief justice as a pres
idential appointment" and delegate the cleo
ton of the presiding chief justice to the asso-
ciate justices of the Supreme Court, the
selection to be made from themselves. 1t was
suggested that this would be a fortunate so
luton Of an embarrassing situation, ard
would "let Mr. Williams down gracefully and
save the Republican party the blemish of
a scandal"
1t was reported at the time that a GER
tain senator remarked there was mo need
Of a bill to abolish the chief justiceship, for
the appointment of Williams has already
done that" The measure was not Offered
by Senator Conkling, as President Grant
withdrew Williams nomination.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
Problems in History

DO YOU KNOW
Where the first city, built approx
mately 1000 years ago, was situated?
DO YOU KNOW
Why civilization began in Egypt and
in the valleys of the Tigris and Eu-
pirates rivers rather than in other
parts Of the world?
DO YOU KNOW
When men began to give up the Gus
tom Of keeping clubs and weapons
at hand at all times?
DO YOU KNOW
What men first bred COWS and other
domestic animals?
Answers in tomorrow's installment Of
H. G. Wells Outline of History
TN HE fundamental tongues Of these nine
main language groups we have noted
- were not by any means all the human
speech beginnings of the Neolithic age. They
are the latest languages the survivors, which
have ousted their more primitive predeceS-
sors. There may have been other, and posi-
bly, many, other, ineffective cepters OF speech
which were afterWard overrun by the speak
ers Of still surviving tongues, and of elemen-
tary languages which faded out.
We find strange little patches of speech
still in the world which do not seem to be
connected with any other language about
them. Sometimes, however, an exhaustive
inquiry seems to affiliate these disconnected
patches, seems to open out to us tantaiiI-
ing glimpses of some simpler, wider, and
more fundamental and universal form of
human speech.
The Puzzle of the Basque
One language group that has been keen
ly discussed is the Basque group of dialects.
The Basques live now on the north and south
slopes of the Pyrenees; they lumber perhaps
600, 900 altogether l. Europe, and to this
day they are a very sturdy and independent
spirited people. Their language, as it exists
today, is a fully developed one. But it is
developed upon lines absolutely different
from those of the Aryan languages about it.
Perhaps newspapers have been published in
the Argentine and in the United States to
supply groups of prosperous emigrants. The
earliest French" settlers in Canada were
Basque, and Basque names are frequent
among the French Canadians to this day.
Ancient remains point to much wider dis
tribution of the Basque speech and people
over Spain.
For long time this Basque language was
profound perplexity to scholars, and its
structural character led to the suggestion
that it might be related to some Amerindian
tongue. A. H. Keane, in Man, Past and
Present." assemblies reasons for linking it
though remotely-with the Berber language
of North Africa, and through the Berber
with the general body Of Hamitic languages,
but this relationship is questioned by other
philologists. They find Basque more akin to
certain similarly stranded vestiges OF speech
found in the Caucasian Mountains, and they
are disposed to regard it as last surviving
member much changed and specialized, OF
once very widely extended group OF pre-Ham-
itic languages, otherwise extinct. These were
of that brunei Mediterranean race which
once occupied most of western and southern
European and western Asia, and which may
have been very closely related to the Drav!d-
ians of India and the peoples with hello
lithic culture who spread eastward thence
through the East Indies to Polynesia and be-
yond.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
The County OF Burke

You can't keep good county down. Years
ago when cotton was the fashion, Burke
country grew more cotton than any other
one in the state But the weevil came along
and the one-crop system was relegated Now
Burke is busy getting word from fairs all
over where hogs from that county are TAX
ing first prizes.-Savannah Morning News.
Burke county seems to have acquired the
habit of leading in agricultural pursuits and
yields,
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25
QUIPS AND QUIDDITIES

Pat Hegarty had just purchased a mule
but he did not obtain from the animal all
that he required of it.
So he went his way back to the horse
dealer.
You said the mule was quite tame" he
said to the dealer.
And so he is tame, isn't he?" replied the
dealer in an aggressive tone.
mot altogether-only partially So" the
disconsolate Hegarty replied. He is tame
in front, I dare say, but he is desperately
wild behind"
A dear old lady once visited the Geological
gardens. After wandering about for some
time, she went up to keeper and tapped
him on the shoulder with her umbrella.
81 want to ask you," she said which of
the animals in the you consider the most
remarkable"
The keeper scratched his head for while
'Well, num-" he said at length, latter care
full consideration, as you might say, I've
come to the conclusion as the biscuit goes to
the laughing hyena.
"Indeed!' said the old lady. And why
do you consider the laughing hyena so re-
markable?"
"Well, num-" the keeper replied, "he only
has sleep once month, an he only has a
drink once a year. so what he's got to laugh
about is bloomin' mystery to mel"
The comedians invalid wife eagerly awaited
her husbands return from the first night of
new piece. AS he came in she inquired impa
tienty:
Were you well applauded, John?"
"Applauded!" replied he. ''They made as
much noise a caterpillar with rubber heels
crawling over a carpet"
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25

~ OMETHING OF the value of co-working
between unban and rural interests ap-
pears in the announcement that by
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1922-11-25

VINO Will rise ABOVE inc QlSSrdC61ul anu QS-
grading party feeling, which would snatch
from the present executive the power CT ap-
pointment'
The senate preferred to leave the place on
the Supreme Court vacant in order that it
might be filled by Jackson, who was soon to
be inaugurated president. He appointed Nc
Lean, who was confirmed
Senator Badger Loser
George E. Badger, of North Carolina, was
a brilliant and highly esteemed Wing mem
Der of the senate in January, 1853, when
President Fillmore nominated him for the
Supreme Court, and it was generally believ-
ed that his colleagues, the majority Of whom
were Democrats, would, in courtesy, admira-
ton and respect, promptly confirm his NOM
ination. However, on February 18th, the
Senate by vote Of &c to 25, postponed con-
sideration of the matter until March 4th,
when the new Democratic president, Frank
lin Pierce, would be inaugurated. Pierce
nominated the eminent John A. Campbell, of
Alabama, who was promptly confirmed.
The New York Tribune called Badger ga
! lawyer Of SURPRISING abilities" That there
we partisan politics in those days, as now,
| is evidenced by the following comment of
! the New York Times: "There was no pos
sble objection to Mr. Badger except that he
| is a whig. No nan dared utter word
suspicion has furnished his fame as a jurist,
and there are none to be found to dispute
| that he would have carried to the position
| distinguished abilities, great caution, bril-
| liant intellect, profound attainments, and
true, scrupLIous regard for the blind god
dess. :. But the deed Is done. All consid-
erations of justice and the public good have
been sacrificed to partisan zeal"
| President Grants nomination OF former