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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11

"Tengo ahora seSenta amos de eda5
| v comienzo VERNE libre del reumatis
IErb que ne habfa durado unos ounce
ailos y que me habia invalida5ojal gra-
do de no poder a1idar,', dice ell sr
John F., Hyattg Gale Pearl No. 227, Al.
, bany, N. Y, al referirss al notable re
sultado que obtuvo 6ls Tanlac, lima
mente. FL Sr. Hyatt .fue president
de la comision <encargaia de construir
el palacio de justicia de, Dis rito de
Albany fue electo en- cuatro ocasio-
nes mfe4hBro del Conseio de Revisado-
res del Distrito. En- Ia actnalidad, el
Sr. Hyatt es sur5rInten3 e.te Ayudan
te del palacio de jdsticia del Distrito
de Albany, con oficinas en- dicho eli
ficio.
"No creo, prosigue, 'que nadie
pueda haber 9snido un reumatismo ;nAs
grave que Ell que yo tuve, Y mi case
era de tan larga duracion que no te-
MIA esperaaxas de aliviarme nunca. Nc
po6ia andar mas que. una distancia
snny corta, apoyado 'en un bast6a, y
aim entonces los dolores me agobiaba1
cada vez que daba un paso. Las pier
mas, caderas tobillos me dolian de
u maners atroz v las articnlaennes
eEan rigidas y muy sensibles. No 20
dia cruzar las piernas sin tener que
ayudarme con las irancs, y al voltear
me en- la CANA, iohl los dolores eran
atroces.
''Iabia perdido el apetito y la soia
vista del alimento me causaba nausea.
Estaba enrss no del est6mago, y tenia
constaatemente una sensation de pesa
dez y cansancio. Estaba debil, habia
perdido peso me sentia desaIentado,
de modo que no deseaba va probar min.
guna medicina. .a
''No teria ijea de que Tanlac mo
aliviase del re.snatis1no, cuando comen
ce a tomarlo en- la primavera pasaaa.
Lo tome porque observe qlte un ami
60 milo le habia devuelto ell apetito.
Fues bien, recibf la mayor sorpresa de
mi vida. cuando comenzaron desapa-
recer los dolores reumaticos. Solo to
me. en- total siete botellas, y entonces
va 70 tenia ningln dolor, comia bien
v D1e sentfa como 81 fuese otro liombre
AZ Desc entonces he gozado de salud
perfecta, con algdn ligero ataque de
reumatismo, ciertos intervalos. Abo-
ra va no necesito bast6n, pero como
no habia poditSo andar sin el por niur
chos ancs, me ha quedado Ell habito de
ifsvarlo cos nigos todavia. Estoy de
nuevo gozando de Ia vida y la salud,
n ahora recomieado Tanlac, con todo
cOnocimiento de causa, como la me lici-
ma mas grande que he encontrado en-
toda mi vida
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11

geS lines para la fusion de los grupcs
sccial.sta y nacional sin que hast1 aho-
ra Sc haya conseguido una iuteligencia
cue permita confar en- la pOs.bilidad de
Una acuerdc dsfinitivo
s'.s embargo en- los circulos politicos
Sc crse frmemente que esta muy cerca
Ell deScalabro del Cabinets Facta y que
Eabran de ser estos dos partidos los que
sustituyan al dimisionario en- el poder.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11
NOtas de sport
tContinuaci6n de la pAg. 81

sera una gran fiesta el dia II en-
Ponce; que debutaran las "Estre-
Has" con los cardenales, celebrando
un "doble header" donde Sc luciran
ambas novenas.
LUIS PROGRESS.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11
UN PRoMINENTE ABoGADo DA
SU OPINION

"He usado cuatro botelIas de Tanlac
y 1esto me ha convencido de que es la
medicina indicada para males como los
que 70 padecia. y me complace hacer
conocer otrasl personas los beneficios
que me ha producido, = dice el sr. B.
w. Ashworth, prominente abogado de
Dallas, Texas.
Desde hacfa cinco amos venia SUI
friendo de debilidad, difcultad para
respsfar y debiniad general, pero des-
de que comence a tomar Tanlac. hs
visto desaparecer ell estado da debit
dad y fatiga me sisnto en- espIendidas
condolences -
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11

Domingo fue al paIo y por el en-
pez6 la ron1e4 ia. Sigui6 America v
Chaco, batiendo el record al paIo.
Del "Verano'' no hay que hablar,
pues todos estaban "chatasD
r. P. SEGARRA.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11
Humacao, P. R.
Septiembre 5l22.

UNA PETICION A FABERLLES
El dia 8 del presente mes Sc lleva-
ron a efecto en- ell campo atletico de
esta ciudad (Ponce), dos refiidos de
saffos entire las afamadas novenas
"Puerto Rico, de San Juan, v "Pon-
ce", Y el Sr. Faberlle, pitcher" de
los jinetes, fue hecho out por David,
la tercera del Ponce, ell cual tenfa
la bola, pero tuvo la mala suerte de
que los Umpires no vieran las juga
das. Nosotros, que jugabamos con bue
ma fe permitimos que Faberlle sc
quedara en- tercera.
iPodria ell lanzador de los jine
tes darnos su palabra acerca del asun
to, su palabra de caballero?
Esperamos que nos de su- cont9s
taci6n en- las columnas de este mismo
diario.
Vorios PonceHos
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11
UNA PERSONA DE SAN FRANCIS
co AUMENTo EN- PESO IL KILos

.'Cuanso comence tomar Tazlac,
solo pesa0a 70 60 kilos,'' dice el 81.
Fred. w. Sunders, de Ia Owl Drug
Store, Gale Market, No. 10, San Fra
cisco, y ahora va lego a los 7S kilos,
que me proporciona I'm a1nento de Il
kilos en- dos meses.'
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11

ssTanlac Is 10 nlei7r en- Ell mundo
Me parece Que me alivio desde un prin
cipio v me ha dejadc en- tai estado,
que he aumeiltado II kilos en- treinta
dias'' dics el 5r Howard w. Reno
ccnocido cmpleado de la compaiiia de
Express 6el F. 9. Americana, con do
micilio en- la Gale Baoadway, No. 1721,
Kansas City, Missouri. .-Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11
Ell Ex-ALCALDE EVANS 10
RECoMIENDA

"Ud. no me va a conocer cuandc
vo1vamos a vernos, porque va me siento
nnejor'', lie dice un amigo en- una
carta.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1922-09-11

SOCTALISTAS NACIoldAf.Es
oUIEREN TNIRSE EN- ITALIA
ROMA. setiembre g. cOntinnan las
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
PASSION PLAY REHEARSAL
STAGED IN OBERAMMERGAu
Performances Reveals Acting Of For.
mer High Order
Oberammergau, Bavaria, May H.

Oberammergau. Bavaria, May ~
(By A. P.)-Today's informal presen :
tation Of the Passion Play before an
invited audience Of official guests,
among whom were several hundred Ger =
man and foreign newspaper correspond
ents, gave evidence that the Bavarian
peasants and players were not relaxing
in devotion TO their ancient vow, and
that the twelve years intermission had
not stagnated their appreciation OF the
simple but moving art of acting In this
historic religious pageant.
The performance today was in the
nature of final dress rehearsal. ana
revealed individual anu collective act
ing of such high order that the pa :
irons Of subsequent performances will
not have occasion to regret their jour
ney TO this picturesque upland village.
Moreover. the peasants as hosts. as
was demonstrated today, know how TO
make an army of tourists feel at home
so far as physical comforts are con-
cerncd.
Anton Lang. who plays the role Of
the Nazarene for the third time, con
tinues to be the outstanding figure in
the cast. His voice is now rich and
mellow.
The role of Judas. as played by Guido
Mayr, particularly invites comment.
Somewhat suggestive Of pantomime, his
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10

tho line-up Of, the parade yeaterday
rternnon. and he is preparing the
formation points. Charles w. Balm.
ridge, chairman Of the Parade Com :
mittee, said tho location Of the fOrrna =
tion points of the various units will be
made public as soon as possible.
Present figures indicate about 100
9oats and upward Of seventy bands.
Apparently every Juvenile musical or
ganization in town will make its APP
pearnncc, together with dozens Of adult
bands which have volunteered their
services to keep up the spirits Of the
Youngsters on their three mile jaunt.
The Rev. John Il. Flood, superin-
tcndcnt of. parish schools, has entered
fourteen bands from as many Catholic
schools and institutions, and Carl
iiummcl. representing Superintendent
Broomc, expects to have MS many public
school orchestrns on trucks. The Ger
mantown Boys Club vii have two
bands. the Boy Scouts nine, the Boys
Brigndc two. tho Federated Settlement
Houses three and one each will be en-
tered by the Wissahickon Boys Club,
Germantown Y. NJ. G. A., Big Brothers,
Fifth Street Community House, Smell
lenburg Cadets, Gimbel Cadets, the J.
B. Stetson Company, the y. NJ. G. A.
and many others.
All these organizations, with the
Catholic bands. will compete for the
Musica. Art Clubs award for the most
mcr.itorlois performance. The Poor
Richard Club. Manufacturers Club and
others have donated bands.
Mr.. Bninbridge has received entries
from fifteen parents who believe they
have the largest family of boys in the
city. He refused to divulgc the num-
hcr of the largest grouD other than TO
say that one Of the families is dis
qualified because it has no boy under
years of age. In order to COM
pete for the prize, which has been do.
mated by Harry G. Kahn, of the Poor
Richard Club. there must be at least
one brother younger than eighteen.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
PEARL WHITES WARDROBE
LOST IN PARIS CASINO FIRE
Blaze Sweeps Dressing Rooms and
Destroys Stage Scenery

Paris. May 10.--1'he hoodoo which
has been pursuing Pearl White. Amer
lean moving picture actress, and Civ
Ing her more adventures since she be-
came star in the Casino revue than
she ever had on the screen, appeared
again yesterday afternoon. when fire
broke out in her dressing room and de-
stroyed her entire wardrobe.
Miss Whites passion for the races
led to her absence from the theatre
when the blaze was discovered.
All the costumes and most of the
scenery were destroyed, the total loss
being about 1,OOO.0OO francs. The
Casino is one of the foremost theatres
in Paris.
This is the second mishap that has
befallcn the American screen star since
she began playing here. A short time
ago during n performance heavy
weight fell in the theatre and Miss
White had narrow escape.
Firpmcn said that short circuit of
electric wires probably caused the fire.
Miss White will be idle for the next
few weeks.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
$4,000 BOYS WILL
PARADE FOR PRIZES
Pageant Next Saturday Also
to Feature Largest"
PhiIa. Families
BANDS GET SPECIAL AWARDS

The 5000 lads in the boy parade on
Brond street from Girard avenue to
Federal street next Saturday will "step
out" for score IF valuable awards
offered for particular still or prc-emi- =
ncncc.
In addition to the prize for the par
cnts Of the largest number of brothers
who appear as unit in the parade. the
Musical Art Club has donated n gen
crous sum for the 'most mcritoriOus
performance by boys band" Never
before have the little fellows competed
on such large scale.
Most meritorious performance
means the award will be made not nee
essarily to the best band. but to the
band which. by reason Of the tender
ages or physical handicaps of its play
crs. appears to the judges to have at
tanned the greatest skill.
The little lads who can "do" Jackie
Coogan to perfection will be hand
somclv rewarded in n special unit Of
the line. The impersonation will be
limited to lads under ten years Of age.
Another prize will 90 to the best i'm
personntor Of Wesley Barry.
Tho bicycle rider who displays the
greatest skill in equipping his "bike'
with radio apparatus will get another
prize. and the riders of the fifteen best
decorated bicycles similarly will be
rewarded The bicycle division will be
composed of about 1000 lads who will
be entertained at the. close of the parade
by an exhibition Of trick riding by Fred
St. Onge. the ''bicyclc evangelist"
Superintendent of Police Mills said
today the parade will move from Gil
rard avenue at exactly half past /
o'clock whether the units are ready or
not. 1--WE have learned how to start
parades promptly and we must maintain
the record we made during the war;"
he said.
Drillmastcr Edwards. who is assist.
ing Superintendent Mills, was given
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
|B6PERSAAPPYAS7
DAD GOES HOME
Pam Student Trudges unwiIl-
,noIv to School, While Bride
Sips Her Coffee
ROMANCE JUST STARTING

Such MS have still fnith in the ro'
mantle fitness of things are invited Il
,oeord a closeup of Dayton B. Stad.
Am and the erstwhile Marge Chenery
A. Walnut Lane School, taking silen,
and sacramentnl embrace beside an
opalescent lake. and In the backgrour,
uoroce Chcnery, Of Concord. y. II.
ratching with new dawned understand
ing in his eyes.
Thus. out of tho eternal yestsrda, J.,
into the cvor'nDt'"~ to'N"" "'"w "i~@" -
stream of their golden moments.
flute solo "Hearts and Flowers.")
All this, Of course, symbolically
ueaking. Actually. Mr.. Chenery has
sone back TO Concord. in lower berth,
after having bulged his heart consider
ably and successfully to make room
there for Scadden.
. At y 40 clock this morning Scadden
was trudging lOncsOmcly toward the
University or I'!I...', .,o,.n.
the new Mrs. scadden was having ,o.:
and rolls in restaurant at 81
Chestnut street, which must now We.
forever the glow of romance.
10 ~ way Du'h w N'Pl !
Yesterday there was given to the wor
The news Of how Scadden and "ATi
Margc." against desperate obstacle.
and with the help of only the Re-
Floyd Tomkins. few classmates an
the May season, had contrived to unit
one Of the most inoxtiiguishablc Ma,
flower families of New England an
one Of the proudest bureaucratic fam
flies Of Washington, ID. &. In Other
words, how they managed to get mar
ried.
For the head of the house of Chcner
had come hot foot down from Concor.
beeathing threats and everything. Fu
lowed long search with detective
until he located the bridegroom and l.
agreed to call on dad in law at h
hotel.
"Pleascd to meet you" said scad-
den.
How are you. Dayton" said Mr.
Chenery gravely. II hope that Marsc
d WE'LL"
Nes, sir" said Scadden.
After giving him cigar and shaking
hands again, Chenery went out and sent
reassuring telcgra-ls to Concord. TheG
BE- bought his ticket.
This morning q reporter strolling int,
the restaurant found young man
seated alone at one end of the tables.
slipping his coffee with the wrong en-.
Of a spoon while he dreamily regarded
Z daffodil on the wallpaper.
"Eh?-oh. yes. how are you?" he
aid dreamily, and kept adding sugar t.
his coffee.
Mrs Scadden, he said. was still up.
stairs, which Scaddcn's friends had va.
Gated temporarily.
The young man sighed and looked q:
bis watch. II must get over to classcs,"
he said. "Got to study hard and make
money, YOU know. Going to have chill
dren and all that.
II shall be there until about .
o'clock. But my heart won't be in it.
II you want to know where my heart
will bc-upstairs.
A half hour later hcavy-e eyed young
lady was sitting at the same table re-
Iarding the same wall paper daffodil.
Her heart doubtless was at the Uniyer-
ity Of Pennsylvania.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
FRANCE CITY COMMISSION
0USTEO IN BITTER FIGHT
psctaeular Overthrow is Attribut
to Votes Of Women

10 VoteS OF women
Newark. n. j., May 1O.-(By A. F. }
"A spectacular overthrow of the con-
'olling forces in the Orange City Com
ission featured the three commission
overnment elections held in Essex
'ounty yesterday.
Mayor William Lord and Commits.
ioner Shoenthal. Director of Public
afety. running in combination, were
efcated for. re. election, and Commits
oner Roach. Director of Public I'M
rovements. the other member Of their
toup. just nosed in among the success.
IL five. Frank J. Murray will he
layor when the new board organizes
ext week.
The campaign was said to have bccn
he bitterest and most personal ever
aged in an Essex County municipal-
y and the result is accredited to the
ltlucncc of I've women.
In Bellcville Mayor Waters was re-
'ccted to the commission for tho third
me. The only change in the Irvington
commission was the defeat Of Fran
Is Greene by Henry +. Bedford
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
BIGGEST LINERS FIRST TRIP
Majestic, $4,000 Tons, Leaves Eng.
land for New York

Southampton. May 1O.--By A. r.,
Thousands of persons witnessed the
departure today of the White Star
lines new 56,OOO.ton steamship, Ma
lestic. the worlds largest liner. on
Ter maiden voyage to New York.
The liner, which was ariginally built
,,oor the Hamburg American Line at
Hamburg. but was bought by the White
'tnr Company. developed nearly twcn.
ty,-f'vc knots an hour on her trial
trips. and is expected to make speedy
ii!p on her first Atlantic crossing. She
IS about 1000 tons larger than the
Leviathan. her nearest rival in s,yo
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10

impersonatIon furnishes one of ~
most conspicuous pieces Of acting In the
whole performance. Hans Msyr as
PLATE, and Martha Wits, as Mary Mag
dalene, complete the list Of lending
characters in the cast. The musical
interpretations by the chorus, under
the leadership of Guido Diemer, as well
as the mass scenes, furnish other dis
tinctive features of the production.
The members of the Bavarian Cnbi.
net, led by Premier Lerchenfeld, and
a large number Of Bnvarian parlia.
mentary leaders were among todays
guests. The first public performance
will be given next Sunday, for which
n capacity audience already has been
assured
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
CHILD BURNED TO DEATH
South Randolph Street Girl Played
With Matches

Rose Scgal, seven years old. 2743
South Randolph street, was burned TO
death last night. when her clothing
caught on fire while playing with
matches. The child's mother was alb.
sent from the house.
Screams attracted Policeman DeRosc.
who rushed into the house and cx-
tngushcd the blaze. Tho girl was
taken to the Methodist Hospital where
che died.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
DOCTORS TURN GIRLS FOOT
Remarkable Operation Is Performed
Here on EssInaton Child

One Of the most remarkablo oporo
tions in months at the Philadclnhi,
General Hospital has been performed
successfully on Clara Cox, of Essington
The girl s right foot was twisted n.
most completely around. The deformity
was caused by infantile paralysis. nm
aftermath of influenza.
After special treatment. continuing
for nearly n year, surgeons at the hos
pital operated on the foot recently and
restored it to it's normal position.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10
BICYCLE KILLS MAN. "a

Simon Lord. eighty three years old,
of 1929 Market street. who was run
down yesterday by bicycle, died last
night in the. Presbyterian Hospital
without reganing consciousness.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-10

Dssssssd Mansh ufIaa 6tM61
20 oaIee0


W SosvOW 4s t/
Tientsin. May 10.--(1By
Chang Tso-L Lin, the dekcats9
churian general, 10 reported toik
fed to Dairen. Observers say 6lv1
have established three lines Of n
this side Of Luanchow, on the II
Railway, south Of the great WAN
will only fight II General Wa M
forces press them too hard. 4
General Wu's soldiers aru CT
pursuit. Twenty eight troop
each carrying 500 men, have r.
through this city to the east oe T.
three are reported to have alrsAG
rived ut Peitang, on the coa&
miles east Of here. and four at IT.
at the mouth Of the Pei River. o.
men have cut the railway from
to Mukden, near Lutai, twentys n
miles north Of Tientsin. Tss
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-11-26

Extraordinary values in boys stylish goodookng long
ing Suits The very best materials The ices patterns and
coors and the workmanship couldn't be better They made
hold their with the vees boys Buy and pay the easy
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06
DO YOU KNOW

DO YOU KNOW -
viii Jpn d? That Japan. which had no den@ with the Outside world before 1885,
and New Zeand toward nnowo one OF the worlds great commercials owen. With het orh
greatest merchant feet and foreign trade ROWMONN year?
ia the past 6 years.? That pnw which had nob ks no financial system NOS credit in 1883
JpmeeT nfume"? now has snne and elaborate financial r9m with great hs
how little she owes to Europe? and stock exchanges holds ho "n worm OF en am mas mas
is in japanese hands? nnn 1e!a @@o I'M" """% " a"" o0" o" """"
It customer?
dd by Jpm? m LnJOrA
That Jpansn naval strength s.?
nrh in Jpm? What "eh the quahhndonsn vote in Japan?
e workers? , What thu real business of the Regent?
is penmadn9J Japan What restrictive laws has 3rsn .ea foreigners?
About womnsn right movement Jan?
in Jam? What are the major ho making for mon between the Ued
come 4 world powr7 States and JAPAN?
on dhotn notice.? What Influences seek I" increase this Mon in both Countries?
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06

France, and Italy in preserving peace on earth good
will toward men,"--it is imperative for every Amer
lean to know more about this great Ocean Empire
Of the East, and to know what has happened in
the Seventy Dazzling Years since Commodore Perry
knocked at the Mikado's fastlocked door and
ummoned Japan to take her place in the family
Of nations. Try to answer the following questions:
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06

The relations Of America ant Japan are clearly explained Hers growth n COM
uecea md influence since Commodore Perys memorable visit IS set forth, together
with q striking comed picture Of his visit to the then, mysterious land where
at ne time, stranger had been admitted only to an enclosure near ues shore and
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06
GREAT EMPIRE OF THE PACIFIC

Called into world life by an American Commodore.
Selling with avidity upon many new things for its
advancement from western civilization, protesting
undyinG friendship for the United States, but stru&-
Cling with seemingly irreconcilable differences, devel-
oped by marvellous leaps into one Of the five greatest
naval and military powers Of the world, and now to
become a sisnatOry partner with US and with Britain,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06
DO YOU KNOW

provided concerning Japans> Army and Navy, her G
politics. There are i1mmnnative articles on Japanese lite
drama, her life and customs her psychology. religion, SC
the condition Of women, of Labor, and Of childhood. with sco
make this number indispensable to all who wish to be correctly
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1922-01-06
DO YOU KNOW

DO YOU KNOW
How many japanese there are in the United Sntes?
How rapidly they are increasing?
What percentage they form Of the population Of Hawaii?
Their number in the Philippines?
How the japanese problem" has influenced leknladon in California
DO YOU KNOW
How many yean old a Japanese child born on December 3la
considered to be on the next day New Years.?
Why : japanese woman is very much concerned as to whether he
horoscope casts her as a COW, rabbit snake, monkey, or tiger?
What you will zee checked, instead OF hzn or coats, in the chez
rooms OF Japanese restaurants and theatres?
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-02-17
AMUSING the Natives.

The marine recruit had just arrived
In Haiti and the sergeant was giving
him some instruction in outpost duty.
As they walked over high ridge,
there were two sharp reports of a
rife and little clouds of dust spurted
up that. to the recruit seemed uHconl'
fortablv close.
"What's that, sergeant?" asked the
newcomer.
"Ol, only couple of those spicks
trying 10 hump us off" returned the
sergeant. as he trudged calmly ahead.
They take pot shots at me every time
| pass this spot
IT'S biz dangerous, isn't il, ser
sesnt:"
"Wcn. it might be dangerous" ex-
planned the non-com, ''if those birds
could come within twenty feet or Sc
of hittiA' q guy But as long as they're
such rcttea Shots I fi&nr" th"y might
as we'll amuse themselves that way,
as not. Il helps to keep them out Of
mischief" y