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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-10-26
PRODUCE MARKET
Wheeling. w. Va, Oct. %. 1922.
CkNlsti.. ELLIS & SU:SS 60
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

Chicago. oct. @5.-Cattlc. receipts 49,
900. closing fairly active; clear and good
native beef steers. western GraSscrs ana
she stock fully steady: short fed native
beef steers uneven; top maturcd steers
$l3.GO highest OF year: hest ycariingS
$500; bulk native beef steers $3.50 q
$1,000; bulk western grasscrs $3.50 70
$40: bulks steady to 15c lower: veal
calves mostly soc off: stockers and feed
ers about steady. 10 on the week decline.
Bulk choice vCalcrs 10 packers around
Sll.00 bulk bologna balls $4,000 1.25.
bulk stockcrs and feeders SC. 1880.
Hogs. receipts 1000. weak; market
thr0urhoUt; very dilatnry trading
around l5c ents lower. closing dull I'M
der yesterdays figure. bulk 10 to 400
pound average s?.l0m S?.23: few hu'ch.
ers $9.30T 1885; top $40 one load
carly, packing sows mostly $I.ioN sea
desirable pigs s9.d6',$9.25; estimate"
holGovnr 9-0Qn.
Sheep. receipts 5000. fat native
lambs steady: fat westerns uneven
best N cents higher: others about
steady: top natives El4.6j TO city, bu'ch-
,rs. Sli.40 to packers; bulk $li.23 y
$40: culls sl0.00T$ll.0o: choice lda-
no lambs $3.50: eight cars Montanh
lambs Sl4.35 with three doubles out
other fat westerns down To Si"'oV"i
1885; about 100 "a pound fed ycarlihgs
sl".75. fair, slow, few morning sales
steady To weak; sheep steady: heaNy
fat ewes 5000 5000; lighter weights
up to S7.75.
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WARRINGTON

Ethel Gale Clutter Huey. born Janu-
arv 7 1898. died at Cooks hospital
Sunday al o'clock p. m. death result
ting from child birth. Her condition
since Friday had been so critical that
her sister. Lucille. was called from MI
Clemens Mich. where she Is attending
school. and other relatives and friends
were summoned to her bedside. she
was a talented musician. taking great
interest in church work. and was
member nr the local Woman's club.
Mrs Hucy was the daughter or Sample
T.. and Ada l.. Clutter. At the age OF
seven she united with the Baptist
church ut Warrington and has been
a faithful member since. She was
united In marriage February 16. 1913.
TO Claude Huey. She leaves. besides
her parents. two sisters. Mrs HaIet
Burnct, Of Mannineton and Miss Lucille
Clutter. ut home: also 'ost OF friends
who will mourn her loss.
Mrs. John Mercer OF Farminston
passed away Monday morning At tho
home NJ her daughter. Mrs Chas Nor
gan. She had been III for some time,
suffering with heart attacks. She 10
survived ny Eve children. Mrs. T. s.
Rymcr and Mrs c. p, Rymer OF Man.
n!nrton. Mrs. Chas. Morgan Of Farm
ington and Mrs. VIII Mercer Of Man.
n!ngton. In'erment was made this att
crnnon IN Pennington cemetery.
The Hart'ctt dining room was tho
scene Of raye:v last evening. when 10
courlcs from Fa!rmont. two from Nor
CantowH ard four from Clarksourg mo-
tored 70 our fair city and TOOK dinner
at The ever popular hotel.
Mrs. Thomas Zimmerman Of Hamil-
ton Terrace. who has been III for some
months. is reported worse.
John Lirscome Is visiting relatives
at Parsons. w. Va
Miss william Howard 10 confined TO
her home with flu.
Dr.. F. Thomas IL seriously III ana
prenara tons are being made to take him
10 Terra Alta.
Ed Hamilton Is business visitor IN
PITTSBURGH.
IA, Garghas - seriously III at his
home on High street.
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IRON REVIEW

-
New York. oct. 9Th" Iron Age,
n it. weekly Summary "t The iron and
steel tyal's, tomorrow will say:
Railroad service IS Enthusiastically
hctt-r IN >nri, iron AMI s'er. districts
'ho"gh i.i,," improved in others. but
few crr>um, - are suffering from lack
Of steel. AID In nearly all markets
prices show !rrcruIar!ly. The bulk -
new bus mess. particularly III the hcaV'
Tor rolled products. is sui! coming nom
the railroads. Fresh inquiries from
seven r4iirra.!s have addrd fully 10000
cars 10 t4' Isis under negotiation ana
the year already promises 10 exceed the
average Of tn" preceding 10 years hy
10 Per cent. There are new inquiries
for ST. locomotives.
Labor Conditions.
Labor condition are not uniform
A. Pittsburgh the supply OF common
labor is slightly better, i'll view OF the
turning OF some men to indoor work
for the winter. Reports of steel mill
warr advances arc without Confirma-
ton. CHICAGO reports that not only
arr iron and steel works lah"rcrs scare"
but The production per man Is declining.
while Z; tn" same time some industries
3rc taking Labor away from others by
bidding up wares.
Shoot prices have cascd off 10 the
extent that independent mills which
lately w"r" about S. ton higher are
now uuntiu.- the Steel Corporation
schedule Of 3.&Cc for black. 4.35c for
galvanized Demand has fallen off and
number OF sheet mills can now make
better d livery promises
No Coal Reserves,
Inability Ia accumulate coal reserves
for tho winter causes concern 10 the
mills. The amount row In storage
would carry them through but few
DAYS Of severe weather and the chances
urc small nf getting together an ado
gua,e stock before winter sets in. Coke
has yielded further going as low as IS
for PROMPT delivery late last week but
$3.50 10 50 is the range on contract
furnace coke for delivery 10 tho end OF
the year.
The buying OF $1,000 tons Of basic
hv an on q S.c"l company was the chtf
transaction of quiet week In pig iron
At Chicago. tho market seems 10 h'
fairly Nr:N az recent quotations.. but IN
PITTSBURGH ana tha East foundry grades
urc weak ard in line with tho decline
IN coke. Prices have recCdad from 81
10 80.
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PRODUCTION GAINS.

Washington. oct. 25.-Produot'on OF
b,tuminous coal in the United states
during tho week ended Oct. Il is "St-
mated at 100000 tons in bulletin
lust made public by the GeoloE'caI sur
vey. This compares with lo,"2l ooo ton.
IN tho week ended Oct. II, "'""'"oo
tons IN the week ended Oct. = ana "
III. 40 tons IN the week ended oct -
1921. For tho calendar year {" dA'e,
me hi,uminous output Is apnroN'h'''''S
200 600 onO tons, against h''lr fho,o
Than 800. moo. 600 tons in the corresponds
ing time last year.
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NEWS OF BUSINESS
COAL LoADINGS FORGE AHEAD.

According to reports received from the
railroads by the car ~"rNlc" DIVISION
OF the American Er"'Vly Association
tho loadings Of an. lite coal with
Fridays totals SIPS cars. an increase
Of four cars over the day h"f"r" ana
,rore than 600 cars over the daily
average loadinGs for October. l22N and
1871
IOaGinrs Of hitumirouS coal last lr'-
Gav amounted 20 27,@39 cars decrease
Of 1.54g cars from the day h"t"r" ana
?,rnrnximatcly l.%0h cars below the
toll. average for last September.
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PERFECTS NEW AUTOMOBILE.

Syracuse. Oct. c5.-Dr. Chas. 7. stein
metz. OF Schenectady. today announced
the perfection OF n now cl'ctrica.iy
driven automobile OF less than 200" lbs.
in weight with a cruising ratio ~ more
than a0n miles on one battery charge
and a speed Of a, least a. miles per
hour.
This IS about onc-half tn" weight ana
,r-., times the cruising dis'anr" OF
tho present type Of machine.
final tests on the model car were
,,,dr here today. The plant Is 10 be
located in this city.
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EAST BJFFALo LIVESTOCK

East Buffalo, \. V. Oct. 25.-Catt'e.
receirts, 42S: market slow and lower.
Calves. receipts. 500: market steady:
s50UT14.00.
Hogs receipts. 5000: market slow.
1nT15c lower: heavy. $50 n 9.75: mixed.
tTSnnS5; workers.. 9.I5. light workers.
and pigs, 9S5Rae0: rou-hS 7.lS8
500: stays. 5.OaM6.5o.
Sheen and lambs. receipts. 500: lambs
zoe higher: lambs. 60o61525.
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TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo. O.. Oct. 25.-Wheat--Cash'
1925: May. sl.25i2.
ClovcrSccd--.Prmc: Cash. sl2.%5; De-
ccmhcr. $l@S5: March. $3.50.
Alsike--prime: cash. SiO.I1; OCTOBER
sl0.75: December. $lo.So.
T!mothy-Trim": Cash. $3.50; Octo-
Der. S32n; December. $3.50.
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PITTSBURGH PRODUCE.

P!ttsbl~Ch. oct c5.-Ann'es-Rarrcls
New Yorks No. Weal;hies. $3.50 10
s3-5: Twenty Ouncc. $%.@j 10 $3.50;
Huhhards,ons. S35N - sS.T5; Kings,
slcn: West Virginia Nn. York 1mpr-
r'als. S325 70 $3.50. BrShel baskets:
New Works No |. Twenty Ounce and
Huhhardetcns sI.hn 70 sl."5; Idaho. NO.
Jona,hans and Winter Bankas. Wis
70 $500.
On!one-Ohio. Ind!nnas and Mt'hi-
cans. lnG-7olnd sacks. No. / Yellows.
$50 TO sl.75.
Pota.ocs-iTo-7o sacks: No. !
M!ch'ganS. $40: Pennsy!van!as $3.50
TO 50 90 Dcr sack
Dairy rroducts-Unchanged
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MONEY n1AREET.

New York. Oct. 25.--Call money
staady; high. AZ low. ~: railing rate
A.; closing bid, A.; oncred AZ "A; last
loan. ~: call loans against accept
auccs !. Time loans steady: mixed crI-
lateral. 6o-9o days AZ @4%; !our-six
months. -: as. Prime mercantile pa
per ~, 4, IA.
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Dry GOODS.

New York. Oct. @5.-Cotton goods
were rlrrc- today. md tended higher.
new wide shooting lists being Issued on
mo htgncr basis Yarns were firm.
EYrlaps wcrc steady. Interest In spring
Incs is increasing. Some limo OF mems
,vcor and womcn's wear advanced.
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LIBERTY BONDS

Now York. Oc;. o5.-Liherty bonds
closed: SIS. sl0I.10: first IS, $500:
second As. IS so: first AIS. HS.GS:' sec
ond AS. 9SiG: third AIS, 1852, fourth
AIS, $50: Victory Ass uncallcd lOO.26:
Co called l00.0S.
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New YORK.. OCT. S@--t'".',>'''"''
snort interests '"iHeH'" a''","'' -. -.
reSN'u' %t'a'N a@GnSt iAI",''"'' -. ~
IN ;oHa! > market. causing 1850 -,
70 II i'"in;H among h"Wo'' % "~S''
issues.
Railroad shares offered more s'"hhnrn
resistance = number az eastern carriers
rnn,ir,,Y. - h..Mrr crrU0d under ne
infu-ncc r.: q hr.~k demand FOR leading
AMI rcanSylyJata. each az rs i'T
prices 10y ~ y.-,r
Weakness g.: tvrr:s.N temporary aNaa-
Gonmrr. % 200; ,:,,~l:'":.>, c\1"E>;."2
~ rcccu; buying power attracted IN"
,hc ,u7rk"' ~ d-r,tv1t'"I 80 stock dN'-
dcud.. and rv.urrs e.: e." sam" and ne
,n;:cat:..s 1T 90 =: p-lo~S orders al E""-
,r,hu,cd - ~" hca"'sh sentiment.
F'cu~S 'r2t no extern ~ he r"r.'H; to
c'ia" n'.Sh; develop "a" "vers".i '"nN.-
';"n apparently prompted S''"' S'.''
r"'"r,Hc jas A"'""N - '''.e,
Pennsylvania To New hsh.
u" NOS ''''' '"'''N' ''', * -
.o' -" "oF ~ 80. ''S''''
= H"r ""ai dividend on 80 ,,',.''''.,'
stock ~ -" i's">H .l""',' ,t,r..,I
'ecoSn'z"d as 'aTonH'''S 49, -.
co2d.tonS. N reS''NN" 80 ~. t.,,s.
Pe03syiN22:a '"n'A'd .'". ''' '.~..,'
V''S II 1'-'' ''''' -, =,
lacH9 Of Rs1di0I. 'a2"f n F''' ~.
expectation .: I" e\'rR ''$'' !'" .''. y.
Central Railroad ~ Ne" ''rHH
that sock no :" ~ - ~" ',''' ''' -
dropped later - S6s. ~ J = A'''n E'S-
sArday's close.
Buv:Hg - NNw YORK Central "'''0
crossed va. Accomplished '";N''S ~ ="
increased dividend. md No ~, 'a2@' ~
'hoc 7oad g.; Western Mary anu
common 2&f preferred 80 "h'y" ,.o' 80
NJ and - N'.N,>. ''N'''
MIXED changes HG"Na''"' a'"''E ~
other rail shares. N''1a'' ''.'>' Line
dropping =, points
Locomotive Boosted.
EeaortS "f The American Locomotive
co,,rs,y WIS rlanr!,.S 4 partial diSt"!-
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NEW YORK BUTTER AND noes

New York Oct 25.-Butter fNrm;
receipts, S.454; creamery firsfs, lSS to
81 score) IS l. Gas; packing stock, cur
rent make. No. :. sou.
Eggs firm: receipts. l2.49e: fresh
cathered. extra frsts. $3.50; do. frsts,
a6954.
Cheese nrm: rscsiptA 1854
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This ts not a picture OF modern
y.mp exercising her wilcs on on limo
cent male victim. 1t Is Mr. MatteosS!an.
the window dresser, artisttcally arranE-
ing his latest creatIon.--London Punch
(CopyrighD.
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II. Y. STOCK EXCHANGE

Wheeling. ". Va. Oct -. 1872.
FURNISHED Ia@ ;TtelaccuJer " \. I.
MaN'"n Y - :uctTa'-S New yIrE stock
Exchange. Second floor National BANK
~ ~ "a Bid.
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STANDARD OH
SUBSIDIARY STOCKS

VVhc.l.rS. ". W. r"'. -. "a
Furnished The int"iiicvaCer by \. l.
iaSt.n 4 Co. members New York S;ocs
'ScHaucc Second floor National bauh
{ " Va Sldg
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N. !. COTTON MARKET

Wh."ii:.s w vi. oct -. i"22.
Fura. -hrd T." IItciltg"nC"r by T.
MnS,ru - c.. m'lIL'ets N"w YORK stock
EN,H..rEr. Second floor National sank
OF - "a BidG
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BOSTON COPPER STOCKS

Wheeling. ". Va. Oct. %, 1922.
FURNISHED The .ni"liiEenc"r by \. +,
NaStrr X Co. incmhr;9 Sew iu:i, sock
Exchange Second :lour National BanH
NJ " ". Elug
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PITTSBURGH STOCKS

Wheeling. W. Va. Oct. 25. 1922.
Furnished The lntriliEcrCcr by A h
Masten s Co. members New York Stoca
Exchange. SECOND floor Natiopal Ban.
OF " Va Bldg.
STOCTS Bid Asked.
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N, Y. CURB MARKET

Wheeling. ". Va. Oct. 70. W..
Furnished The In:elllSenccr BY \. e.
Nas,,n ( Co. memotrS New YORK Stoch
Eycnan.e Second floor National Sous
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PEROLEUTI.

oil City, Fa-. oct. @5.--CTcdi, bal
ances. $500. Runs. 1924 barrels; aver
age. 5o,aS1 barrels. shipments. 4a.lSe
barrels: average, 56,SS7 barrels
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LOCAL MARKET

Wheeling. W. Va, oct. -, l22c.
DoIN uI.".Xy.om list Wheeling SOCK
E>chti,.u Compiled for Tho lnteIii'
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WHEELING LIVE STOCK

Wheeling. W. Va. Oct. g. 1922.
LIVE STOCK COM. CO.
The mirror., 1922-08-31

market for bulbs which prospered in CEN
tain types of Dutch soil where scarcely
any other crop would pay. Dutch states
men and merchants bent their ingenuity
to making England, France and Germany
long for tulips. Their success was phe-
nomenal, and at the same time BOOM
erang. Prices became fabulous. Common
bulbs sold for $4,000 apiece; fine ones rose
to $4,000. One ordinary Dutch town had
$5,OOO,OOO invested in tulips alone. Then
the fad waned, and fortune went down
with a crash. 1t is related that a sailor,
devouring a salt herring, expressed a wish
for an onion to eat with it, whereupon a
companion, spying what he supposed was
an onion lying on table in an open cabin,
said: "There's one, take it. The owner
wont care" 1t was $4,000 tulip bulb,
and the owner, coming up just in time to
see the last piece going down the sailors
nav, went off in ft.-Ex.
The mirror., 1922-08-31
HEARD ON THE YARD

First gentleman of color) "Sho' miss
ma brown-skin gal in dis mans place.
Been heah vars an years it seems lax"
(Second gentleman of color) "Sez which?
Huh! with snort of indignation).
Yo' haint got no time. FL yeahs h'aint
nothin.' Yo' jest got heah yistiddy. Abs
doin' f-forty. How come yo' got only f.
yeahs, Bad-Hair?"
(Third gentleman of color, Interrupt
ting) "What 'chu all pinin' bout? Yo'
eats don't 'chu. Yo' wears good rags. Yo'
see shows. Yo' wuk amt hard. Yo' all
max me sick, (disgustedly) Talk lax yo'
had lottta time. Abs doin' it all From
now on!"
(Other two, simultaneously, rolling eyes
in fear and astonishment.) Sho' 'nuf
Yo' is? Lawsy, OATS tuff
The mirror., 1922-08-31

sixth, coming by the way of a single,
couple of stolen bases and Hens error.
Tul, who has been out of the game for
two months or more, wore the locals uni
form and was in the game all the way. In
the early chapters he held down the third
base berth. The work he accomplished
around that corner was something mar
velous You would see none better in the
big sticks where you would have to spend
your hard earned dough to witness. He got
a total of six chances and accepted all
without bobble. Some of them were
very difficult to handle but he seemed to
be equal to the occasion. He went in as
relief pitcher during the last two frames
and he made a remarkable showing. He
was quite able IN holding the visitors
scoreless for the balance of the game,
while at the same time there was only one
measly single hit charged up to his de-
liveries.
The mirror., 1922-08-31
IF HE SHOULD COME

(Inspired by Upton Sinclair's latest
novel, "They Call Me Carpenter" running
serially in Hearsts magazine.)
If He should come again,
AS Sinclair so aptly writes.
l wonder? Could we explain,
Our various plights?
Or, would the hosts of Mammon,
Pause and listen to His word?
Or yet, the "Agents of Backgammon"
Their weird beliefs be heard2
Lo! Pm fearful of harass,
By a calloused world of shame,
With Plate and a Judas,
If He should come again.
The mirror., 1922-08-31
Games played,1S. Won,12. Lost,6. Pct, .667

Games played,18. Won,12. Lost,6. Pct, .667
Summary - Home runs - Hen. Three
base hits-L. Huelsmann, Gussie, Riley,
Shu. Two base hits - Goulette, Sher.
Sacrifice hits-Leiheir, 2, Shu, Gall, Wor,
2. Stolen bases-H. Huesmann, 2, Thomp-
son, 2. Double plays-Tul to Shu to Hen.
Left on bases - Visitors, 8; M.S.P, 5.
First on errors-Visitors, 2; MS.P, 4.
Earned runs-Visitors, s; M.S.P., 3. Hits
off Hollenberger, 4, in one-third inning;
OFT Riley, 8, in seven and two-thirds inn
ings; off Sher 4, in three innings; off Pf,
I in three innings; off Tul, 1, in two
innings. Strikeouts-by Hollenberger, 1;
by Riley 9; by Sher, by Tul, /. Bases
on balls-by Riley, Il by Sher, 8; by Pf,
2; by Tul, 2. Passed bals-by catcher H.
Huelsmann, 1; by catcher Gaudian, 8; by
catcher Wor, 1.
Umpires, Mr.. F. Singleman and Mr.. L.
Berger. Scorer, J. r. S.
The mirror., 1922-08-31
BASEBALL

In viewing saturdays DaSeDall game
from the visitors point of view, between
the So Saltwater bunch and the remnants
of the local aggregation, it was very nifty
game The visitors came from behind and
pounded out victory of II to 9, in an
eight inning contest.
During the afternoons fracas there were
five different twirlers worked upon the
mound. Two for the visitors and three
for the locals. Hollenberger opened up the
game for the visitors and after he had
pitched to only five batters and allowed
four hits in the form of single, double,
a triple and home run that was respon-
sible for four runs, he was very promptly
yanked from the box and Riley was
ushered in as substitute. Riley was
quite successful in holding the local bat
ters at bay while his teammates pounded
out victory. He allowed total of eight
hits but they were generously sprinkled
throughout the game. He struckout total
of nine batters but in several cases the
third strike was dropped by the catcher
and the runner reached first in safety.
With perfect cooperation he would have
held the locals scoreless for the balance of
the game. However, he was nicked for
one run in the third that developed from
a single, sacrifice, Goulettes error and
Gaudian's error. Two more in the fourth
from a single, H. Huelsmann's error and
couple of delayed pegs to the bases. The
last two counters for the locals came in the
seventh from a single, a sacrifice, L. Huels-
mann's poor throw to first and H. Huels-
mann's error behind the bat.
Sher, who has played in the outer gar
dens all season for the locals, was elected
to do the twirling in Saturdays contest.
During his period in the box he got away
very nicely considering the class of batters
he had to pitch too Even at that when
he retired to his old position in left field,
he turned the game over to his succeeding
pitcher on an equal basis of all. A fast
double play in the first round sent the visi-
tors back to the field in a hurry. In the
second round, after Sher had passed the
two first batters up on balls, another
chance for double play presented itself
but in Sher's haste to start the ball on its
journey to complete the play he threw it
away to centerfeld, allowing one man to
score. Another scored on a sacrifice fly
to left and the third run came in on a
three-bagger to the same territory. The
first earned runs for the visitors came in
the third round, developing from single,
double and three Dagger.
The next three innings of the game was
pitched by the "Big Chief" Pf himself. On
account of working under difficult circum-
stances (sore army he was touched up
quite freely for hits. By him allowing
couple of singles in the fourth frame and
Calls error out in center was responsible
for two scores. Then in the fifth three
runs was made off as many singles and a
triple. One more was recorded in-the
The mirror., 1922-08-31
CELL-DOM C(S)AID
Contributed BY O. N.

Listen, St-lenf Philosopher, old horse:
Soft pedal: You have no idea what
faction" man can get on that twine-plant
oil. About the rubbish, neighbor, must
advise its disposition was unnecessary,
but, say: You wouldn't be so cruel as to
wake a guy up with dream like that,
hey?
The local poets we notice are injecting
some humor into their efforts, which is
commendable indeed. Too much of the
"sob-stuf" savors of morbidness. Let us
have lots of sunshine" It's good for
what ails us.
When we took the boys to the circus"
in the fifth installment of "Reminiscences"
a good item was overlooked that would
greatly enhance the atmosphere" of the
story. We give it herewith, quoting an
old side-show friend "Have you seen
Mamie3 (stentorian tones) Mamie, the
jolliest, fattest girl in all the world. (Ex-
tending arms) Is she fat? Well, should
say she is fat!-fat!-fat! My! But
she's fat Mamie wants to see you. Costs
a dime-worth dollar-up one aisle and
down the other. Big, circus sde-show.
Greatest congress of freaks and curiosities
ever assembled from all parts of the world,
ETC."
The mirror., 1922-08-31

The tulip craze of the Seventeenth Cen
fury was started by Holland to provide a
The mirror., 1922-08-31

E. B. St. j.: Yes, pardner, it takes a lot
of various peoples to make the world. We
have seen redheaded Ethiopians; also
blond Cinnamon, among numerous other
racial oddities, yet you are surprised at
an Irish Swede. Cluster about our knee
sometime, and we will thee strange tale
unfold.
The mirror., 1922-08-31

"Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes,"
sang the lovesick swain. We say, "Drink
to Me Only With Thy Letters" neglectful
one.
The mirror., 1922-08-31

Seth Highgrass says: "Nomads of the
North went by right smart while back
p'tu. Pears like they otta come back soon,
-p'tu-leastways the picher slide sed so.
-p'tu. Shucks, l should worry. Got
plenty time-p'tu."
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-14
HUBBY LIKED HIS
WORK TOO WELL

Charging that his wife made things
miserable fer him because he was SO
Keen about working. John Kahn, 1905
Garfield street, has put a new wrinkle
on file ia divorce proceedings. The
complaint further charges that John
bad Is work t owshifts in t~wenty-four
hours. ne didn't mind it, but his wife.
he SAYS. did. Mrs. Kain would nag,
JOHN says, and try to induce her hus-
band to lay OFF work occasionally and
seek some kind of amusement. The
more John worked. the less his wife
liked him.
Finally AIRS. Kahn filed suit for a
divorce on February .. 1921. and it
was heard in the Gary Lake Superior
court The judge did not grant a di-
vorce but granted the plaintiff a years
separation from bed and board. Now.
that the year has expired, John has
asked his wife on divers occasions to
come back TO him. bat she refuses to
do so.