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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
SAFETY aLAST..

Lies slumbering heJe one william
Lake; he heard the bell, but had
no brake.
AT fifty miles drove Ollie Pidd: he
thought he would not skid. but did
AT ninety miles drove Eddie
Shawn. the motor stopped but Ed"
kept on.
Here he sleeps. one Johnnie
Fonker; ne rounded turn without
honker
Down in the creek sleeps Jerry
Bass; the bridge was narrow. he
tried 10 pass.
Beneath this stone sleeps William
Rain es; ice on the HILL he had no
chains.
Here lies the body OF within Jay:
who died maintaining his right OF
way.
Here rests the remains OF Percival
Saap; he drove his machine with a
girl in his lap.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
SIZE THOSE STREETS.

The new city administration. of admirable
start. render real service II it finds some way
10 prevent the destruction OF streets
Most OF the paved streets OF this city were inn
proved for the purpose or serving only light leads
They are easily destroyed by the four and fve-ton
loads which have come with the Improvement in
trucking
Bad streets are the poorest advertisement for any
city in addition. ii Is stupid 20 permit the destruc-
OF things for the comparatively small beae-
nts received.
These large TRICKS carry hlsh powered eneInes
They run easily streets which arc not paved.
They can serve without wrecklne the public inn
Yrovenents paid for by the people.
With the coming Of spring. The thousands OF
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
THE TRAGEDY or COR.

THE TRAGEDY OF GOLF.
What is fame and what is fortune.
what are honors, tell me, pray.
If you cannot get your wrists in and
your 0odys bound 10 sway?
What are all mems feeble praises
for the brilliant things YOU do
If YOU haven't any rhythm and you
lack a follow through?
What is glory. what is money though
you have it mountain piled
What are pomp and high position if
your drives are always wild
What are all the things men value
from the cradle 10 the grave
If your left arm is a traitor and
Your shoulders won't behave
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

Cries: Captain see a cleaning
light.
Perhaps it's a dry-law boat"
odd scents, odd sounds, all passing
strange.
We listen and sniff with awe:
For the world has suffered a sad sea
change
Because of the Nolstead Law
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
OtherE ditors Than Ours
RICH
RICH.
San Francisco News

(San Francisco News)
Max Oser-engaged TO marry Mathilde McCor-
mick, granddaughter of John d. Rockefeller-has
sold hs riding academy and livery stable in Swift
zerland
Max it's reported viii arrive i'm America in April,
TO be presented 70 the Rockefellers and McCor-
micks
When he meets his prospective grandfather-in-
law, talk Will be interesting. John D. years
ordered every Standard OH teamster to weigh his
horses once a month and send the weight 70 Rookie
Teller headquarters o6 Broadway. New York.
Transfers, never knowing when the Old man"
might pick up the reports saw the wisdom keep
Ing their horses I'm good condition
Rockefeller had two motives one was kindness
animals. The other was psychology without an
uncanny knowledge of which John D. might still
be a bOokkeeper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
WE'LL INFORMED.

yes. sir. it's pretty hard collect.
ing money now; I know it."
Have YOU tried and failed?'
ooh, no."
How. then, do YOU know that
money is hard to collect?'
Because several people have
tried 10 collect some from me
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
ThpTower Babel @5 :$|
* ST.
eGy Bill Arnstrond -
% "

Every time we meet Charley
Speth or Warren Miller. we wonder
II they have come on a friendly mis-
sion or are 20 see us as official rep
resentatives Of the South Bend Re-
tail Credit association. And. by che
way. the credit association Is one
lodge in town that il pays 20 say
in good standing with.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

A group OF boys were discussing
the sad case Of Arthur Royster Mac
Donald. the famous advertising man.
One OF the group finally said
IT'S too bad. He probably got
lonesome and forgot himself. II
we had known il IN time. we might
have saved him. the poor fellow"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
NOTES OF THE TRAVELLERS.

Tom Brandon has returned from
buying "trip in New York, and re-
ports that the town is still growing
and also. that il has not yet seeded
from the union on account OF prchi-
bition.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

England has warned Ireland that
internal fighting must cease And
Irishmen fondly fancied that they
were free,
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

Life i'm the United States IS just
one = ONE tax installment after an
other
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04
.USTTFTABLE.

The governor of a Western state is
being overwhelmed by petitions for
executive cIemency FOR a man who
tried 10 Kill a saNophone player.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

When you say cigars say Dutch
Masters 45tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

J. J. KreuzDerger. merchant tailor
moved to eO1-3O3 Dean bldg. 61-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

We always knew that Frank Her
ing was some talker. but until we
saw Frank talking I'm the Eagle
movies at the oliver theator the
otheE night, we never realized what
a talker he really is. Frank talks
a 1000 words a minute in this pic
ture to all appearances; either that
or the picture is being run through
at the goth Century Limited speed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-04

Your favorite newspaper is out of
garden seeds. Several million GUS
toners came in yesterday after
them ana we were much panied to
have 10 tell them that they were
all gone.
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
short ouur.s IN Agriculture

a young farmer. twenty years
old, recently sent a letter of inquiry
cluoeruing the value of a short course
in Agriculture 10 the editorial De
pertinent u the southern Agticul.
turist Here a ,hs answer be- re.
ccived
You can uot aaoFd 10 miss thlt
stort Course Ia Agriguliurc n it B.
possible for you to 60. / know abso.
iussly ~ no educational movement
that b frauFht wA such po1siblli
tics when expenditurra u tine and
money ARE cunstisvci To ~ short
cltrte students In aetna. b hear 'he
kind of insiuc .un they 90 AMI the
Demonstration they have O. couy.1c.
ing enough n the great value ~ ihe
urork. bat the best proof of au o.
to watch short course men who have
been Out u college. Eve. ten and %
yeau u makes a marx cha, stayu
With these men through lie They
gct a vision, they gct the hey %
further agricultural study. they learn
che sourccs ~ agricultural informa.
t.ou and they make friends u other
,ayug farmers from all parts ~ ihs
state and ret IDEAS from all these
men The short course b. really a.
fume time in -caeh ~ every sng
farmer Boz The ooln.ry. and nonc shs
arc a. on Interested in their uurk
should fau % take advantage of tbh
great opportunity
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
AMERICAN LEGION
HOLDS ELECTION
Local Post Elect Officers For
Coming Year At Last
Meeting Night

On Wednesday night, December 6.
the Ellis y Ordway Post Of the
American Legion held ia regular
election Of officers for the coming
Sear After a turbulent discussion
the following officers we're elected.
Post Commander = J Morrill,
Vice Commander. n W Croft
Adlutant, J v Throlkeld
Post Finance Officer. o r.. Lamb
segt Al Arms. Everett Pickens
Athletic Onicer. J W Kimsey
Service Oficer. Roy johnson
Executive Committee. Isaac Dillard,
A Canaan, Geo Travis, Geo Orme,
II Mcconnell
These oficers will BE- installed on
the third Wednesday. December 20.
az the last regular meeting of the
Post for this year
After the election Of officers a gift
Of $50 was voted 10 be given 10 the
various churches u the city Tor dis.
tnhation among the needy of the
city on Christmas Day.
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
ruE woMAN's cLuu

Ih, Wumans club hsd ts um
Iar me,iiur Wr.iueads, afternoon.
November 20 with Mu q Havc.
and Miu GvendoIyu uayue, as hosts
After husin, meeting and short
rvfram refreshments were served
The following mcmhors wen, present
Mr.dsmes . " nluc. Nsl Cue.
u y Nunn. e. Rochester. A.
u Rcod q " Roorher r. p
HAYNES, lames Henry. ! A steph
ens. . . Clement p e. Van Psll
? y Guess Newton Moore. M..,.
imu,r GmN Ruth F'arsry and
Durniolyu Haynes
VISITORS to the ,.ub were Mr e.
Nuun Mie psu nams, aud Nr
Jonas vho ravr us an interesting
iall on thc vork of thc County dsm
omiraior Cor thc girls and women
and asked for thc cooperation Of the
Club towaud obtaining one for hI.
county
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
DEATH CLAIMS
MRS. PARIS
Wife Of Pastor Of Second
Baptist Church PASSES
From Earth

Mrs Hosea c. Paris, wife u ths
pastor of the Second Baptist church.
ihis city. died AZ Walker Hospital
Evansville, Friday. aFcd A. year,
Funeral services were held NJ the
Second Baptist church on Saturday,
becembsr 2, ~ ~ O'Clock noon. con.
Quoted BY Rev b. n Duncan. pas.
ior of the First Baptist church. fal.
loving which the remains were laid
% rest IN The Paris cemetery
Nn Paris before her marriage
90 Hosea &. Paris on May 10. 1897.
wa Ma Mamie Mayes She was
q rood christian woman and possessed
many frisndl Converted when she
vas fifteen years Old. ahs joined lhe
ifeasani llill Baptist church where
she remained member until The or.
gsnlfation u The Second BAPTIST
shureh in 1911, when she became a
charter memher of this church
She b survived BY hsr huihsnd
ard one daughter. Mr. Charlie. s
ciaik, of this county Surviving Al.
p are . sister, Mrs Leila Frahc.
u this county, and . brother. n
Msyes'of this city
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
CrTI ORDINANCE

That BE- shall be unlawful far ans
person to i.slharrr run pistol
CANNON. swivel ar anvil. or burn ar,
v,trt roman candle. squirt or Other
hr'sarks. or explode ruupowder. dy
umIie. af other dangerous explosive.
within ihr ,Ity limits under a penalty
of rai Iess ihan tso dollars nof mofs
itau twenty hts daI.au
ibis ordinance shall nat prcysn,
anyone iiseharriur firearms on HI.
ouu premises. u done ln such prudent
manner as noi ta eudaurer the Der
.ar or pureriy or disturb the psace
~ other D.iirrns
Passed and approved ncc h. 1900
. W BLUE. Mayor
Il,ass tak, notice and De- Governed
accordingly al th.s ordinan,r will b.
cnfor,ri D, me As. CANAAN.
chief ~ rol.cc
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
OLD COUNTY
CLERKS OFFICE
Oldest Building In the City
Now In Hands Of
Local Carpenters

The old County Clerks Once build.
'inF, just south u the court house
ard within the court inclosure. !.
undergoing some long needed repairs,
new sle,pou. new floors. siding and
easing, new door. new crate and
maniel, new plaliering. etc Mr.
y & Elder has ths contract for ths
Wafk
This building j. the oldest strus.
iurc in The city, having been built
atuui one year after the founding u
Marion o. county seat of the new
e''''nls n Criii-ndsn. in isfs.
u vas The intention of those who
designed ths building for h o. con.
tain The of,css of both ths County
Cisrl and Circuit Clsrk. and Cor =
ni mher q yeafs was used By both of
ihsss ohrials. each occupying one of
n twO departments Rot ss the
town grew and business Increased
ttere was room only for he County
Clerks onire and the Circuit clerls
ofAee vas moved into The court house
sinee The erection q this building
ivo court houses, standing on ths
rruunds n ihs present court house
have been destroyed hy IRE
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
q BAPTIST FAMILY REUNION"

livery Baptist o. the city Is cor
daily invited 10 attend the Baptist
Family Reunion" a. The First Bap.
t.st church of Marion. Wednesday.
Dee -. 6 p. NJ Lunch will be
served by the ladies of the church.
- the business men will take no.
ticc and come direct from their
places of business 70 the church.
ItCre viii b. no charges Tor the
lunch, 20 Do not cai supper before
you come After lunch We shall
followed by q social or fellowship
hour. II you are a Baptist. do not
have q brief bot interesting program
fail to come; let us get better o..
quainied and enjoy the splendid fel.
lovship that such an occasion will
establish n. II DUNCAN,
Pastor. First Baptist Church.
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
SlGiERCRorr

Mr ollie rhm Croft. " rolu an,
Miss Mabel sirlct " ihr city. went
% Princeton Thursday. November go
and wcrv united in mauiar, by Rev
A ID liiehheld. pastnr of ihc Meth
odisl church of that J.iy
After The crrrmony NJ and Mrs
rmt he for Evansville and olhsi
points ou o. bridal tour
The bride BE- ihr handsome and ac
clmnlishcd daughter II Mr and Mru
u = Sirler of this city. and !.
popular among her numerous friends
The groom b. a succcsshl and pro
rressiye young farmer and a son Of
Mr and Mr. nuckncr Crun Of
Tolu
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY

last Saturday was a great day Tor
Mr and Mrs n s. Hll Il was
tn hfiieih anniversary of their wed.
ding day They lived together hap.
PLY Tor this half century and reared
els,cn children Sho are now living
and haye-Fone out 10 bless the world
ihsli home has always been a happy
homo where the children loved to
wife, Mollic. and daughter. Ruth,
gather Mr Jas Alex Hill and has
msde a dinner Tor them The child
rcn near home were all there Those
in other states could not come There
were present Mr. l. , Crider and
family Al Adams and family. Milsy
iiill and family. AZ splllman NM
brother Z n Hill and wife. A. o.
1901 and wife. Miss Mamie Miller:
J & Elder. j . Price and q fsu
other
ii vas splendid dinner with every
ihinr that appealed 10 the appetite
Aid sfslih-d the taste There wsse
eiEhi At The hrsi table ranging from
- 20 -. certainly nics rroup ~
elderly people
Ihs hours outside u ths period of
reiisahmeut Were spsni in delightful
epnfefhailon Before the happy
Ffuup dispersed devotional ssrv,css
sers oandugisd By Rev james 3
ffies tveyboiy said Il was a a..
iiFhiful day and ve are profoundly
thankful o. Mr Ias A Hm and
family far ths dslirhtful festival 40
rsueruully furnished
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
A CENruRY.oLD CLOCK

judge Aaron rovsry. u ths Pinsy
fe,iion, brought % the Pres oaics
"Wednesday O. e'.sk which s perhaps
Z hundred lr Old The clo,k va,
onc, the property % ths late Con.
gresham John Bell. Who in isoo ran
against Llnoo.n and Douglas for
President AMI who was also The
founder and owner u tho celebrated
Bells Mines, n this county The
time p'c,s came into ihs possession
of Judge Toveys father. Manrcunf
Tavcry. Boz 1855 and has been in tbs
Iovcry family for 65 years Il h
in fairly rod ooniltion AMI stl tells
ih' ludr, and b., family ,hs urre,t
ilm, q day
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
fall Fruit Tree setting
I udcr Way over keutueky

naef Way Over heniusky
The fall planting of fruit trees b.
.u1 m full swing in almost e.cD
part of the state, aocoui'ne 90 "
" Magill, orchard extension spc.
e.alisi ~ The College of Arriculiur,
Nurseries arc making numerous
shipments u young trees while many
FARMERS arc making plans for their
future orcharis Tho care that d.
giNeu thc youug trees from the time
ih'l arrive 40 the railroad fiat,an
until they arc planted plays O. hrrr
Part in determining whether os not
if,y live. Mr Marill says
Tree from ths nursery should b,
hes'od in a. tomc spot convrne.ent
g. che or,hard site just a. soon a.
possible after thsy arrive mh BE-
dors d.Eg.nr a trsnsh ds,p snsarh
o. fully ,otrr ths roou and str.r-
ttut.y mofr oH oar t.le tbsa it
a'fs ou thr oitrr Thr trc.. Are
iLsr separated and itsr ro1,s pI,cel
chose cccihcr along thc trcn.h with
ihc trunks on thc sIap.nr side Tho
soi BE- then carefully worked arasrJ
ihe roots and irampci down .old
q good way o. Keep che trcrs roots
from drying out while planting \.
he.ng done is 90 put them boz bar.
ri or lub half full uf a th.ss ,sul
mnds of mixing water and clay son
The harrcl or tub and che trer. can
he moved easily from placc 10 pIaec
" u,y arc placcd on a sled or War.
on. Most commercial grower. of
TIE state prefer 20 plant their tree.
ih TIE fall slucc the soil h more
tillahle AZ this time and he,ome.
h'n'ly settled avund the roots ~
the young trccs before they start
growing in The spring However. II
had weather stops the planting b..
fore the trccs ac all set that an,
lefi can b. hcslsd IN and kep, over
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08

Reports from the contestants In
the winter egF laying contest show
an Increase in egg production toward
records received In the County Agent.
the close of he month according "a
oh.fc
The hirh record for the month o,
November was obtained by Mr.
Lawrence Lucas with an average
daily production ~ 20 eggs from a
aock of 100 hens The second hirh.
esi record was secured by Mrs r.
n Brown who reports an average
II 3 i-3 eggs per day from u hens
In every case the highest production
was obtained by feeding animal pro.
tsir in the ration
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
UNION THANKSGIVING SERVICE

\ Union Thanksgiving Service was
held AZ the Main Street Presbyterian
Church, Thursday morning a. iO.30
O'Clock An appropriate program
was carried out by the ministers and
members of the various churches.
spccial music on The harp and violin
Was rendered by Mru s. n. jenkins
and Mr. e. G Prathcr.
Rev J " Flynn. pastor of the
Christian Church, preached an ap.
prpriaic sermon The attendance
from ihe different churches Of the
city was good
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08

for spring planting Damage from
rabbits 90 the newly set trees can
be- stopped by putting poultry net.
.tinr two feet hlrh around them
Apple trccs arc best planted about
3, by lb feet and peach trees about
.si ty q feet apart When the holes
for the trees arc being dug the Top
and sob soil should BE- kep, separate
an that he richer top soil can be-
placed around ihe roots of he tree.
Il b. uo, a good practice 20 mix straw
MANURE or leaves with the dirt a. the
ho'ca arc being hllcd a. these tend
10 stop thc rise of water through the
soil and may cause the tree 20 die
bs,auie of lack of moisture. Care
should b. taken 70 PACK he son well
around the roois
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH

fuudaY nec 90
sunday schoe gaoA N
Preaching: MOO A. A.. Ths
System by Whieh God Financed The
Ministry of'Y Word and Worship
Eco 2 nj iehovahs Reward for
uuflnshnr Loyalty b Him
D y = q sunday 6P
Prayer meeting zoo 2 n We'd.
nssday
Choir praciire Wednesday 2 ".
{. .uvinr praysr meeting
"iafsatt not The assembling ~
) l.ufseite together
D u DUNCAN. Pastor.
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
iNO USUAL ACCIDENTS
nNE HERR ONE ~ PRINCETON

Last veek supi Dollar a. the Ns
rion Elsctric Lirhi. Ics and Water
Company plant noiioci some dead
hsh in The Reservoir a. the pow.r
house and as the water supply Va.
eni IN be- supposed ihs pipe line Va.
'ioppsd up hy ihs bah and proceed
I'd o. blow it oui uiih Steam a. op,u
t up and make BE- saier aau tlla
After doInr this BE- got les water
ihah before and vas unable o. un
der tand ii and spent a day 1r two
ulmr 10 learn the cause " The al.
~ shortage on che third day it
vn. aol'denilf discovered ths steam
woturs had orenI a lour scam ,n
iN' main water p.rs and d. water
aas wasting in ths croek lniisad of
ihr nn' being siofpei a. was thought
Princeton uas iu complete dsfi
roF for almost an h1lr dlrns the
rush business hours saturda, n.rht
uu' 90 % short oIroii u tts power
iinr. The aolhelf was caused
Wher ihe booster Hunp ~ thr water
COMPANY uad 90 nreass ih, wafer
pressure when a dr5 alarm b. turned
Boz, otoroadiur ihe circuit Tho
ir,rbl, was not llat,d until the
rlmr wa turned or Candle. and
ksiusone lamps buk che p.aos n
electric hsht Boz business hor.e, and
heuss
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
TOBACCO GRADING
DEMONSTRATION

Mr }. q Gsi of Providence. die.
irei grader for the nark Tobacco
Gfoweu Cooperative Association. was
.m Marion Wednesday 10 confer with
menhefs u the Association IN Crit.
tea,ien county a. 20 che best way e.
grade their tobac,o for the mlrke,
a iobaoco grading dsmonstfailan
sas hsld ~ ne JARVIS VAN houss
at csr o'cloek A uumbrr % tobacco
gruseu met Mr Gisi thers in order
~ ret the benefit u biz knowledge
of tohaceo grading
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
N,rrIt

The penalty b. now on aI unpaid
CITY and School tax. I am compelled
Ia make settlement Jan I. ia2l
An that arc unpaid at that time will
be- dcrlarcd delinquent and the pop.
90 lcgul steps will BE- taken 10 col.
let same " d. CANAAN,
Tax Collector
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
bAZAAR FRIDAY At
SCHOOL BUILDING

Tho members of the School I'm.
pw,cmcnt Club arc now completing
preparations for their annual bazaar
% b. held ~ the Graded school build.
ine on Friday
IteIc will be- candy booths. mar.
k,is, fishing wells, fancy work and
Other attractions that go 10 make a
eaaaar An added attraction will b.
given IN the form of a play At the
School Auditorium az S O'Clock.
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
Farm Bureau Notes
Movable School
Well Attended

The movable school which was held
for the benefit Of the farmers and
their wives, November % and 10Th,
was well attended The farmers
from all parts Of the county received
much benefit from the talks Of the
specialists from Lexington. The
81 hool continued two days with a 70.
tal attendance Of about 225. The
program, consisting Of talks on sheep.
dairying, crops and home making,
was as one man said The most prac.
tieal set - talks % which be- had
ever listened
The Crittenden press., 1922-12-08
ATTENDS rREsBYrERY

Rsy jas q Pr.oe attended tho
called session u tho Princeton Pres
tliuy, which convened az Princeton
Sunday afternoon Other delegates
ewueni.HE ihc Main Stree, Prcs.
lyicuau Chur,h. were also present at
thc meeting