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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

The deceiver is ever at the foo
OF the deceived.
Reason governs the wise man. but
the cudgel fool.
The dispute which has only one
side is easily settled.
He who is bad to his relatives is
worse to himself
Worse than a mute is he who does
not speak clearly.
A wise mans country is that one
where ne is happiest.
It isn't titles that make men il
lustrious. but men. titles.
We cannot be wrong in leaving
other peoples business alone.
From hearing comes wisdom. and
from speaking repentance.
He who anticipates his good for
tune risks it by his presumption.
There are all sorts and the prob.
LEM is 20 learn to choose them.
He who would live long must
sometimes change his way of living
Play not with a man till YOU hurt
him. nor jest till you shame him
He who leaves God out Of his
reckoning does NOT know how TO
count.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
By James J. Montague

Punch, which few euIizhtened
Americans always enjoy and occas-
onally understand has been view
lus American newspapers with
alarm Punch has been obuvious to
american newspapers up 10 the
present time. It's serenity has never
been runied by the disturbing knowl-
edge OF -leir existence. Blt the
uo-id IS tGI OF number OK things.
gcludinE the dailies or this side OF
the water. Sooner or later it was
ordained that the great English
comic weekly must be rudeIv avak-
med from Us bIssfui dream.
IL was the delegates 20 the Wash
lngtou conference that made AN the
trouble one OF them. "a week or two
after his arrival in Washington hap
pened 60 pick zap an American news
raper. Pie shuddered and put It
down aEa.-t Gathering courage he
took another look then third.
In all PROBABILITY he sat down and
wrote 20 the London Times about IL.
But the old Thunderer IS getting pro
-ressive lately. NorthcIife has been
ever here and looked over our news
apers He has even copied some or
their features in one or two OF his
several hundred publications. So the
letter never got into print
After weeks of disappointment the
delegates sat down and thought of
Q ne one publication that has re-
aimed changeless through the shift
ing ages He took the typed copy
~ his letter 20 the Times. altered the
slperscription and sent 10 90 Punch
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
Copyright, 1920
MOMAN,S CoMPLEX LIE

Woman's complex life with its
multitudinous calls is given as the
reason for many a nervous break
down. Home work, social obliga-
lions. dressmaking and the care OF
children keep the goth century wo-
man i'm a whirlwind Of activity until
headaches develop. backache. nerv-
business and oftentimes more serious
ills which are peculiar to her sex
alone Such women should not de-
spair. but be guided by the letters
so often published in this paper
from women who have been ia just
such conditions, but who have been
restored 10 health by Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
This is a root and herb medicine
that. contains no drugs and can be
taken I'm safety by any woman.
.Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
OLD WORLD FEUD
REVIVED AS METRO
STANDS new TRIAL
Hungarian Tried lear Ago
for $3.50 Theft, Rearrested
and Placed on Trial.

Echoes of the traditional fuedaI
spirit OF picturesque Hungary were
heard IN Judge John n Raab's city
court Thursday morning when Ne
tro Onisczko was placed on triai
charged with grand larcency. He is
charged with having stolen $3.50
from John Dubanics Metro is a
native of the northwestern part Of
the Magyar nation and claims 10 be
Russian. John IS a typical Hungar-
ian. Both men trace their ancestry
10 rival factions that for ce1turie
have been political and racial
enemies.
The same stoical stubbornness, in
herent hatreds and fanatical pre-
JUDGES that have distinguished the
polyGlot Magyars for 10 centuries
was in evidence when the case was
called 10 trial
Atty. John w. SCHNEIDER and Atty.
James Hennessy appeared for Ne
-ro. Asst. Pros. Bower and Atty
l. X. Parks appeared for the state.
The small court room was crowd
cd with a motley asemblage OF Hun
sal rams EOAt>r fNuo5ldI-es anu OlHtIS
interallied by blood and ancestry
with that part OF central Europe.
John Dubanics, the complaining
witness was FIRST called and threw
a monkey wrench into the machin-
cry Of the court wnen he sUIlenly
and stubbornly refused to answer
questions relayed 20 him by u. d.
Kenneth appointed as court inter
porter. Judge and four lawy ers
were nonplussed. Another inter
prefer agreeable to John was call
ca. No sooner had he translated the
first question when Kenneth accused
him Of asking quite a different one
An interpreter was finally agreed
upon and the examination ccntinu-
ed.
$3.50 Taken From John.
Metro is alleged 20 have met John
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

Students Of a co-educational in
stitution.
american for kill-ioy
These samples. be it said i'm Justice
TO the delegate, who might have been
Lord Lee or Mr.. Balfour. were sub
mitted more in sorrow than I'm anger
The letter containing them concludes
with the assurances that America is
not like that
Yet America is a good deal like
that 1t is i'm a hurry. America is.
It reserves the right to read the rest
of the story If there is time. But
while hanging to a strap or rushing
for train. America wants to know
What the news is and 10 know Il
right away. SO the boys. on the copy
desks give il the desired infor.9 ation
as briskIy as possible putting the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

COLUMBIA YIETTS TO CORNELL
POWER
LAFAYETTE MAILs QUAKERS
3S-6
PITT HUMBLES PENNSY BY
$50 COUNT
HANGINGS LEGAL WATSON'S
PHILA. WITNESS AYERS
SPEEDING AUTO HITS MAN:
FLIES
II SLAIN. 8 HURT IN KENTUCKY
VNTE FIGHTS
GIRL THO BEATEN OUT-WITS
THUGS AND SAVES PAYROLL
MADE BOOZE TO KEEP FAMILY,
WOMAN SAYS
INSISTS He Is NOT NEW JERSEY
GIRLS SLAYER
SLUMS ATTRACTED STUDENT IN
DEATH MYSTERY
NJ ETH DISTS ADVISE DRY
AGENTS TO USE THEIR GUNS.
SHOULD SHOOT BOOT-LEGGERs
WHEN ATTACKED. SAYS
STATEMENT; GIVES
MURDER LIST
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

knew it would be taken seriously
tnere. And sure enough il was.
~ hat frightened the visitor most
was Che headlines He had after
his first horror stricken gasp glanced
Through the journal that he had 4e-
lently discovered. and he had cop
iea out many OF the headlines IN a
.is round hand These he dispatched
10 the one publication which he felt
could do something about II.
And here are the American head
lines Jhat appear i'm the number of
Punch that was specially dispatched
across the water as a thunderbolt OF
reform as soon as search OF Lon
don turned mp type BLACK enough 20
print them.
WOMAN BANDIT
SANDBAGS
MODESTO LURED FROM SLEEP
/ hate to- DO this" remarked AssaiI-
ant in Hallway Men Gather
mp Loot
No BEAUTIFUL WOMEN N
AMERICA PROFESSOR SAYS
Hands Palm 20 African Bellies. and
Ohlc3so to-tcs w re King
OF Crepe Hangersss
POOLS FIELD GOAL JOLTS
HOLMESBTRG
PENIS SOCCER TEAM TRIMS
SYRAFIF~r
NEBRASKA 7 GIVES PITT A
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

SAN FRANCISCO. Jan. 26.-Most
New Years resolutions already are
broken. But not those OF Phillip
Bell.
Bell. pursued by a guilty con-
science. had himself Jailed as
means of starting life anew. Coming
from Los Angeles where, he says.
he deserted a wife and stole an au-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
1--WE GOTAN NOSE FOR BOOZE"
This One Didn't Find Relatively; He Just Finds HoOtch for
Uncle Sam, Ivy Einsten, the Sleuth.
~ EDNNRD VI. THIERRY.

26.-" 10 Einstein.
champion
um
protested
dOnt got
"a booze"
You
Certainly You don't know much think prohibition
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

When the lion is dead, even the
hares will pull his name.
The most mixed or alleged JOY Is
that men take in their children.
Begin in other peoples way so as
10 end by having your own way
He is always right who suspects
that he is always making mistakes
June, July. August and Cartha-
conn are the four best ports Of
Spain.
a crooked stick even when ironed
out is as crooked at last as before.
Virtue is the root wealth the
tree.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
Has Himself Jailed AS a New
Years Resolution!

tomobile Bell walked into the police
station here The police said they
had never heard of him and weren't
looking for him. For an hour he
argued and finally convinced them
that he had broken the law.
4 wanted TO shake off the dual
life l was livihg." he said later in
explanation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

. on
o
he
booeggers beginning o
10 never ste ID
Oh sometimes the
i in mouths and
then slip through funnel
How selling
1S00sinCe erect
can you ten good booze bad booze smelling
el
10 ink i
who typical
as
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

LONDON. Jan. 26.-Mrs. Eleanor
White Hughes Brownlee, whose spec
tacular gains on British race tracks
have made her name well known in
society here. viii be the central fig
ure in the most spectacular viii con-
test Of recent years.
The contest involves the $4,000. 600
estate OF the late Earl of Shrews-
bury, the bulk or which was left TO
Mrs Browniee The contestant is the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

infant Earl OF Shrewsbury.
Mrs. Brownlee came 10 England
from the Argentine. She began i'm
mediately 20 make large sums by
clever race track plays.
Her most spectacular success was
the purchase Of a horse called Shoe
maker The horse was lame. Her
friends ridiculed the purchase.
But Shoemaker's lameness healed
and he won his mistress $4,000.
Mrs Brownlee's fondness for horse
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

the hass with which they are
done.
lie lives not Ions who quarrsls
with his dinner
With coarse food % at. water %
drink. and the Bonded arm as a
pillow happiness may SIN exist
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

t varies in oush joints one day And
N swell cafes
DO believe % pr
Certainly said gents do
IS
rarely
You'd
50 hoo hunter look
ycanta had
bs In4
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

most important question they ask
YOU when YOU apply for a job as
agent And they check YOU up. too.
Ir you drink YOU amt got a chance
What's that about big feet--a
5okc2"
Gosh. no. 10 means we've set a
new style in detectives. All detec-
tives are supposed TO have bis feet.
We hootch hunters fool EN-.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
MAKERS or CONTRABAND
BEVERAGES


BEN ERAGES
Methods Of Dealing With Them
Now after reading any of those
headlines you will either go on with
the story. or find yourself left in a
state OF suppressed curiosity. The
American style least tells you wheth-
er it is the kind OF a story you want
to read or not If it is, into your
pocket goes the paper TIN you set
your seat in the car.
How many people on this side Of
the pond do you suppose would have
their appetite whetted by the head
lines we make bold TO print above?
And if their appetite for news wasn't
whetted. how long do you imagine
they would continue buying the
newspapers?
Downright. 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

racing led to her acquaintance with
the Earl of Shrewsbury When the
earl died he left her his whole es-
tate save a few small requests.
The infant earl. in his contest, de-
clares the old earl was incapable OF
managing his affairs and that Mrs.
Brownlee took advantage of his men
tai state.
Mrs Browllee denies all this.
Meanwhile the executor of the Will
is pressing 20 have it probated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
MRS. LIZZIE MIN
DIES IN CALIFORNIA

Word has been received here an
nouncing the death MRS. Lizzie
Min. former resident, which oc-
Cured in Los Angeles. Calf, Jan.
%. The body Of Mrs. Min left Cali
fornia today and viii be brought 10
NIishawaka and taken to her sisters,
Mrs Fred Waidner's home. Funeral
arrangements will be announced
later.
Mrs Minis maiden name Eas
Miss Lizzie Walker and she resided
north of Mishawaka practically all
OF her life. She was born in Michi-
gan City oct. 10, 1859, being 90
years old. She left Mishawaka three
years ago for California. She is sur
vived by a son. William. at Los
Angeles, and two sisters. Mrs
Christina Arthur Of Marion o.. and
Mrs. Fred Waidner, 113 W Law
renee ST. city.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

details further down where they may
be read and marked and inwardly
digested at Americas convenience.
The English are different. They
are thorough. Headlines 20 them are
only indexes They don't want 20
know where .hey are going until
they are well on their way. SO they
read 10 the bitter end. and attend 10
other matters OF Importance after
the paper has been assimilated.
We viii now attempt 10 reproduce
these headlines as they would APP
pear in the London Times or Post.
say or the Manchester Guardian.
This is not done Ga any spirit Of grid
ing. It is merely 10 give our readers
an insight into the way the British
newspaper readers mind operates.
In the first place. when you buy
q British newspaper no news OF any
sort is likely rudely to obtrude on
your vision. Like gold. II is buried
deep down After you have delved
through the adds for while you will
find the news. Item BY item this is
the way our American stories would
be introduced if you found them:
OUTRAGE
UNUSUAL HAPPENING IN DRESS
MAKING CIRCLES
OPINION OF A SAVANT
TYPES OF BEAUTY UNDER DIS
CUSSION
FOOTBALL INTELLIGENCE
RESULTS OF RECENT CONTESTS
Note:-Under this head group all the
picturesque headings con-
corning football reprinted
from the American papers.
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT
NOVEL VIEWS CONCERNING IT
ACCIDENT
MOTOR INFLICTS INJURIES
KENTUCKY
REMARKABLE HAPPENINGS
IN TOBACCO STATE
BRAVE YOUNG WOMAN
ENCOUNTER WITH RUFFTANs
ILLEGAL OSCILLATION
WOMAN MAKES STATEMENT
NEW JERSEY
Assertion BY Person Under Suspicion
YOUNG COLLEGIANS
PLACES WHICH ATTRACT THEM
METHODISTS
GOOD ADVICE GIVEN
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

awe. lie was "a college boy with
skull cap. the other day. Also
truck driver. And "a lonEshoremau.
And a musician-with his sons violin
under his arm. And thirsty English
tourist During the milk strike he
was one of the striking mukmeu.
Where do YOU make most of your
a-rvsts2"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27
FYTIHAN THISIBLE.

Mrs. ". II. Curtis, SO4 Lincoln
way -. viii entertain the Pythian
Thtmble Friday evening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

OPINION OF A SAVANT
TYPES OF BEAUTY UNDER DIS
CUSTOM
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

FOOTBALL INTELLIGENCE
RES SUITS OF RECENT CONTESTS
Note.-Under this head group all the
picturesque headings con-
corning football reprinted
from the American papers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-27

o as.6 a ii As a s many l 69 P Ps OF a
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
CARDINAL RATTI BECOMES PlUS x|
SUSPECTED ACTOR JAILED IN MOVIE TRAGEDY
CITY ATTORNEY
 OUTLINES TAX
 COLLECTION PLAN

City Attorney John A. Cornell Jr- has devised plans for the collection of more than 100000 in back taxes. An appropriation of s10,000 will be necessary to carry out the plans, which call for the close cooperation of the outside collections in the tax office with the city attornys staff. The plans are now under the con- sideration of Bernard I. Ashmun, William P. Kirk and Edward c. Spar go, the subcommittee of the Board of Apportionment, who are rported as favoraIb1y inclined towards the pro- posaL
 Suggestions had been made that second assistant city attorney be appointed for the sole purpose of devoting his entire time to the col lection of back taxes. It has been pointed out that a. collector. who is a lawyer and vested with certain 1e- gal rights not in the province of the individual 1ayman. would be more ef- fctive in dealing with the chronic tax delnquents.
 Mayor Atwater in his first message to the Board Of Aldermen recom- special provision for the col lection of tax arrears, and suggested that the city attorney be given more power for this work.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
Mrs. Reck's Funeral
 Held This Morning

The funeral of Emily Thomas Reck. wife Of Carl c. Reck, was held this morning at 10 o'clock, from her nome, 162 Oak street, and a half hour later in St. Joseph's church Where Rev. Hubert Dahme, pastor of the church, sang the solemn high re- qulem mass. assisted by Rev. Philip Masslcote, pastor of St. Anthony's church, as deacon, and Rev. Michael heaung, pastor of Holy Rosary cnurch. as sub-deacon.
 AS the body was brought into the cnurch, the United church choir sang
 Thy Will Be Done'' and Schmidt's mass was sung during the service At the offertory Mrs. Lena Mason Barns ley rendered Pie Jesu,' and after mass, 'Only Waiting was sung bv Miss Theresa Poke
 Large delegations were nresent from the Sixth District Republican club and the Republican town com mitee. The pail bearers were James Lawlor, Carl Gaesser, Frank Bauman Clarence Payne, Arthur Gaynor and James Dunn. Interment was in St. MfchaePS cem etery
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06

gineers. At ahe time. no permit was granted but the city was authorized, in view of the existing conditions. to make certain repairs, on the provision that an entirely new bridge be built by 1926.
 A similar state of affairs may be encountered when City Engineer Mo EIroy seeks a permit for the new work that must be done. Whether the government VIII again stretch a point and allow the city to make the re- pairs without a formal permit is a question that is now causing grave concern to officials.
 By the settling of the pile supports, the rest pier is nearly three inches below the draw span which it sup ports.
 To make the needed repairs, the bridge will have to be closed to traf- fic. As the structure is one of the most important links in the most used traffic artery in the city, re- routing of vehicles will have to be made over other thoroughfares. Trol- ley service from the center to Strat- ford avenue and all points between here and New Haven will be seriously affected and may be responsible for a temporary disruption of schedules
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
PLACE BONDS
 IN LIQUOR
 CASE AT $500

Police and Federal authorities to- day are attempting to ascertain how much liquor has been shipped into Bridgeport by Stephen Larochelle, of New Bedford, Mass, who was arrest ed f1ere Saturday afternon when the local authorities confiscated a trunk containing three cans of whiskey which was consigned to the home of Georgiana Perry, 19s Knowlton street. Both Larochel1e and the Perry doma;u are now being held for the Federal authorities on charges of violating the liquor laws. Bonds have been fixed at $500 in each case
 Laroche11e was picked out tof a line up of nine men at police headquar- ters this morning, by employees of the American Railway Express company who identified him as one Joseph Perry" who had signed for the trunk at the hocal railroad station Saturday.
 The liquor seizure and arrests were brought about through the leakage of two of the whtskey cans. The odor was so pronounced that e0pressmen and police became suspicious and trained the trunk to the knowlton street address. The Perry woman is said to have been in difficulty with the police a number of times previous to her latest arrest
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
City And Trolley Officials
 Confer On Bridge Repairs

Officials of the Connecticut Com pany City Engineer James A. Me Elroy and Mayor Fred Atwater con ferred today on the pressing need of immediate repairs to the Yellow Mill bridge in Stratford avenue. General Manager J. K. Punderford of New Haven and Manager J. Boies Potter of the local division represented the traction interests at the conference.
 City Engineer McElroy, or his rep reseptative, will go to New London this week to lay before the district Headquarters of the War Department plans for the repairing of the bridge. An examination last week disclosed an alarming condition caused by the settling of the pile supports under the eastern rest pier. Before repairs can be started, a permit for the alterations from the War Department is neces- Sary.
 During the term of former City En- gineer A. H. Terry, the~ governn ent auth horized similar repairs only after a great deal of difficulty had been en- countereG. The government refused to classify the Yellow Mill bridge as a legitimate structure because of the ctty's failure to construct it according to the original plans that had the ap- nrovai of the War Department en-
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
FIGHT OVER OLD VIOLIN COSTS
 MURRAY 8

While engaged in an argument over the ownership of a.. Guarn erfus violin ward Murray, of 1764 Main street, caught up a stick and whacked Alex ander Mcintosh a healthy blow over the head yesterday afternoon. The fight occurred in Main street and Mo Intosh, who resides at BPS Main streef was taken to the Emergency hospital where five stitches were taken in the wound on his head. The battle was witnessed by about 400 interested spectators, and both men were ar rested, charged with assault
 In the City court today Murray was fined s and charges against McIn-- tosh were dropped. Mcintosh stated that he bought the vio1on from Mur- rays half-brother six months ago. Mcintosh if he can prove that he pur- chased it.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06

1 Washington, Feb. 6.-The history making conference on the nm1tatlon of armaments and far eastern ques- ttons came to it's end to-day with the signing of treaties and a farewen ao- dress by President Harding. In the great assembly hall or the Daughters of the American Revolution where all it's open sessions nave oeeh held. the delegates or the hine ha tions assembled, marched in turn to a space at the great green oaize tanie and affixed their signatures to trea- ties and agreements Whfch are HI parts of the structure bu1it 10 HII rom a war worn world the burden or excess siye naval arnam eIts; to promote the peace of the Pacific: to give new bill of rights to China and to remove from the Far East, particularly. the clouds of war
 Al the conclusion of the ceremony of signing, President Harding deliv- cred his address, formally closing the conference as he formally opened it a little more than twelve weeks ago.
 The President as he read slowly from bis manuscript frequently was halted by bursts of applause. He fin ished speaking at 11:10 o'clock and then delegates and spectators bowed their heads as a benediction was pro- nounced.
 As the President named the Aneri- can delegates and thanked them for their services to the nation there was applause at the mention of each dele gates name. There was more ap- plause when he thanked the advisory committee for it's services.
 At the end of his address the entire party stood and appIauded while he took his seat.
 Excerpts From Speech. Mr- Chairman and Members of the
 Conferenee:-
 Nearly three months ago it was my privilege to utter to you sincerest words Of welcome to the capital of our republic to suggest She spirit in
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-02-06
26 Cases of Flu
 Reported to Date

Although influenza only made it's appearance in Bridgeport a few days ago there is now a total of 26 cases reported to the Health Department It has already claimed one death, that of Mrs. Carl Beck. Dr. William Hall Coon, health officer, pointed out this morning that while there have been 92 cases of small pox in the city no one has died from this so-much-feared disease while influenza has already taken a victim.
 Dr. Coon particularly warned against people who felt i'll attempting to doctor themselves with patent med icines, and So-called grippe and cold cures, especially the coal tar products which cause heart depression.
 ''Go to bed, take a cathartfc and call the doctor" are the three first things to do, he said, when one feels oneself getting ill.
 To prevent the spread of the dis ease do not cough, sneeze or spit in public places without using the handkerchief.