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NO INJUNCTION
TO HALT STRIKE
Government Holds Itself Pow.
erlcss to Act in Coal
Situation.
w A | T S DEVELOPMENTS
Can Intervene Only When
Shortage Threatens. or
ficial View.
w ATS DEVELOPMENTS
LRv United Nrwsl

WASHINGTON, March i3.-The
Federal government Is powerless "a
prevent the impending coal strike
scheduled for April !.
Secretary Davis. who for the las,
rev weeks has attempted to arrang,
conference between miners and op.
orators. has assured both parties tha,
the Injunction VIII not be used to
stop the cohl strike
But II n strike gets under way
Davis said. amd the public 1. threat
ened With coal shortage. the gov.
ernment can go into the courts and
and operators.
The governmcn, has no legal au-
,hority to compel both sides TO enter
conference. he said
VIII Lnst Month md Half.
Estimates OF the length Of time
the present supply OF coal may last
In case OF a strike. vary. Generally
II is agreed that there Is enough coal
to last about month and half
the chief tie-up would he In indus
trial plants. and these have been ad-
vised for some time to store up al
against n strike emergency.
4 survey Of the coal supply L.: both
bituminous and anthracite felds las
just been comp! ,ted by ths chsml.-r
o! Commerce Of the ln,ted stats.
One months supply Of anthracite
-"Ll would &c N hand Aprii /, the
81 r"ey predicted.
COndItILu1 N1rinbic.
In the bituminous fields. which ar.
not 100 per cent uniunizcl as are Tic
anthracite fields. distribution con-
ditions are highly variable. the sur
Ney pointed out. II cpnIi,ions arc
the same April I az they were Jan
uary |, the supply Of pitumin"us coal
ought 10 last about for.v-nlnn days.
The United States Geological Sur
vey has reported a sligh. incrcas. IN
supplies up to February l.. On Jan
uary l. according to the Geological
Survey. 100000 tons Of bituminous
were in storage. The supply cannct
fan much below 2O.000.G0J ms
without causing a coal panic"
ITO this supply there will ~ con
tinually added the output o. non-
union fields" the survey read. "The
strike OF 1919 furnishes some pre-
cedent Of what can be expected"
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COLONEL Il. C.. DAVIS
TO SUCCEED HARRIS
Application "f hdJutnnt-GcncrnI for
Retirement Is Approved by wnr
Department.
IBy Associaicd prccs

"ASfiiNEIoN. March I3.-ApplI-
cation " Major-General Peter C.
h"rriS' ahJntant-general OF the army
ior retirement AT the expiration OF
Ahis present detail in August. Ia been
approved. and the War Department
announced today that Colonc! Rob
err {. Davis " w,uld he appointed Ia
succeed Genera Harris as adJutant.
general.
Colonel Davis was adiu:an,-ecnc-,I
r ihe American ex,,etition,rv
forces during the war and will no,
as "dJntant general during the alb
sehce OF Genera Harris. who has
been granted leave from April with
PERMISSION to 20 abroad until the
date Of his retirement
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sue Alien Property cu.todrnn.
IBy Associated Prcss.l

NEW YORK. March 13.-Chargcs
that the allen property custodian IL
legally seized property valued at ST.
227,903. belonging to Zimmerman &
Forshay. dealers In foreign exchange,
when the war broke out. arc con-
tained in two suits fled by the firm
against Thomas w. Miller. alien prop
erty custodian, and Frank White,
United States Treasurer. The
Deutsche Bank OF Berlin is., also
named defendant In one case and the
Wiener Bankyere of,{Vienna in the
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MINE OFFICIALS
CLUBBED TO DEATH
AFTER SURRENDER
Brakpan Scene of Horrible
Tragedy in South Afri-
can Strike.
GOVERNMENT FORCES
SCORE ADVANCES
Revolutionarics Defeated al
Bcnoni and Dunswart
by Loyal Troops.
Rand Workers bombed FuriousIy m
They Tcar ErncLs
GOVERNMENT FORCES
SCORE ADVANCES
RAILROADS ARE DAMAGED
Rand Workers bombed FurIou,Iy m.
They Tear Ip Tracka mt
DriefonteIn.
tBy Associated Pr-gs.
n ~-N-L.CDI-

JOHANNESBURG, UNION OF
SOUTH AFRICA. March l3.-Opera-
tions against the Rand gold mine
strikers continued today in the vicin
ity OF Pretoria. The Ccrmiston Rail-
way revolutionaries were heavily
bombed. but they persisted I'm their
attempts to damage the railway
which they had succeeded in doing
twice before. The line. however. had
been repaired on both occasions.
One commando. 500 strong. which
had succeeded in blowing up part
OF the railway at Driefontcin. was
located and bombed by an airplane.
The airplanc dropped rations To a
number OF detached police officers.
who were bcsicEed by the strikers.
Smuts Praises Responsc.
Premier SHUTS. in an Interview
said the response TO the governments
call has been magnificent. Farmers
and others. men of every shade q,
political opinion. Instantly enrolled
he said.
IL has been aScertaincd that n few
officials. who were guarding the
Brakpan mines, were dubbed To death
ammunition ran out.
y volunteer power station. has been
successful in maintaining the light
ing of the city.
1t is doubtful IL johannesburg ever
experienced such n Sunday as yes
terday. with airplanes incessantly
whirring overhead and bombing,
while revolutionaries indulged In in
termittent bursts of machine
fire. Amidst the hubbub OF dcs,ruc-
,ion the church bells continued ring
ing at the hours for service.
Capture Important Positions.
Government forces have captured
the important positions OF Benoni
and Dunswart. together with many
prisoners. The government casual
ties were slight
The night passed quietly here. there
being very little snipIng or street
firing.
CAPETOWN. March IA dispatch
from General Smuts was read In the
Assembly today. announcing that
General Nendcventer. after the cap
turc OF Benoni. was marching on
Brakpan. Colonel Hussey had occu-
pied Roodepoort and Florida. and was
marching on harrisburg. where the
revolutionists occupy a strong posi-
ton In the hills to the north.
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NEW PROHIBITION
PLAN IS LAUNCHED
Divide L. S. Into l8 Districts
for enforcement,
Purposes.
YELLOWLEY IN CHARGE
Haynes Asserts Scheme Will
Not Conflict With Present
State Dry Law Directors.
Inv AssncIated rressl

WASHINGTON. March 13.-Divisio n
Of the country into eighteen districts
as the enforcement territorics OF the
Federal force or general prohibition
agents was announced tonight by
Commissioner Haynes T. &. yell
lowley. chief OF general prohibition
agents. viii be in direct charge of the
districts.
Each OF the divisions. Mr.. Haynes
said. Will be in charge OF division
al chief who will be under direct
control Of the prohibition cormis-
sioner acting through Mr. Yellowley.
by April !, he added. II is expected
there viii have been complete re-
ALLEGATION OF the general agents
forces in accordance with the new
plan.
VIII Be Separate.
THE force OF general prohibition
agents" he said. under the direc-
tion OF divisional chiefs will not in
any manner be a part of the forces
working under the supervision OF
Federal prohibition directors but will
he separate and distinct organiza-
ton wholly under the control Of the
prohibition commissioner or course
II l. understood that the purpose ia
tHat the work of these men shall sun
p!cment the work of the field forces
operating under the direction of the
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PROPOSAL SEEKS
TO PLEDGE NATIONS
TO PEACE Methods
Agree to Ballot on Issue on
Motion of Virginia
Member.
JOHNSON AND BORAH
DENOUNCE TREATY
Californian Charges Paper Is
National Surrender Under
Threat of Danger.
AMOUNTS TO AN ALLIANCE
Reed Scores Republicans Taking
Medicine From &. q. i. spoon re-
fused From Democratic Hands.
JOHNSON AND BORAH
DENOUNCE TREATY
AMOUNTS TO AN ALLIANCE
Hccd scores Republicans Taking
Medicine From &. q. i. spoon re-
fused From Democrats Hands.
IBv Associated rrsss.l

WASHINGTON, March ia unan-
imous consent agreement was
reached in the Senate late today To
take It's first vote on the four power
Pacific treaty, when, at the sugges-
ton OF Senator Swanson. Democrat.
virginia. II was agreed TO vote at
o'clock tomorrow afternoon on tn.
amendment proposed by Senator
RoOipsun, Democrat, Arkansas, 20
pledge the signatories against ag-
gression and to provide that. in any
future Pacific controScrsy, all ma
tlons affected shall be invited to Join
in the resulting conference.
Opponents OF the four power Pa
cihc treaty ioosed another series OF
hroadsides against the pact today In
the Senate, but slackened their on
slaught just before adjournUent TO
acrent~ the unanimous consent Sagrce-
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PALMER is SCORED FOR
"RAIDS" ON RADICALS
senator walsh. of Montana. Severely
CrftIcizcs Methods Uaed by
Former Acknowledgement.
[By Associated Pressl

10y .fSSoSidlcu 1'fcSS.
WASHINGTON. March ia
lengthy report by Senator Walsh.
Democrat, Montana. scoring former
Attorney General Palmer for meth
DDS used In the Department OF Jus
ticc raids on ALLEN radicals. caused
what was described as "acrimonious
discussion. today before the Senate
Judiciary Committee.
Dissemination OF Senator Waish's
report before II was considered or
acted upon either by the subcommit-
tee or the full committee invcstigat-
ing the charges against Mr.. Palmer.
was said TO have caused sharp ex-
changes between Senator Walsh and
other members OF the committee, in
Guiding Senator Sterling, Republican,
South Dakota, chairman OF the sub.
committee In charge OF the Inquiry.
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"tsF DEVELOP LARGE
CITIZENS FIGHTING: EoDcr,

lby united NewS.l
WASHINGTON. March ls.-Tbe r.
duced army appropriation makes i,
necessary in the opinion of f;ener,,
Pershing to depend upon the devclop-
mcnt OF large citizens army for
me future safety OF the country. both
ior defensive and expcditlonary pur-
(, poses. '"
10 'his end. Pershing would divide
ne regular army in two parts: ~
'"v ''"'hihE division for the devotion
mt"t OF citizens' organizations: 70,
the regular border and exncdi,iopar,.
forces.
nus one part OF the regular army
"oun be division OF military
es"e'efs' according to the Pershipp
p'an' aud the other a division NJ ar
tive soldiers.
'nnrd Interest Grows.
1his plan was discussed in po,.,,
ings testimony before tho H..
Appropriation COMMITTEES ,us, n,aao
public. "''''
an increasing interest is mani.
TEST IN me National Guard; a large
hummer or reserve officers have vol.
; rntari'y accepted appointments. Re-
ports are favorable as to tho suc-
cess OF the Il, o. r. c." pershin,
saiu 'oeiore the committee. "Anj
much enthusiasm exists as to citt.
zenss, military training CAMPS
All OF these point to ereater
appreciation throughout the country
OF the value OF military training To
the individual. and it's necessity To
nationai security and preparedness.
-sThe full development OF this sys.
!. ten, as planned cannot be carried out
by the regular army alone even al
Continued on Page q, Col. 2.5l7
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TO BRING
BONUS TO VOTE IN
HOUSE HITS SNAG
Plan for Ballot Next Mon
day OH Rules Suspen.
sion Halted.
PROCEDURE QUESTION
NOW IS IN DOUBT
Views of Speaker CiIlctt, in
South With Harding,
Sought.
MORE OPPOSITION DEVELOPS
Republican and Democratic Member,
join In Onslnuubf ~,
PROCEDURE QUESTION
NOW IS IN DOUBT
MORE OPPOSITION DEVELOPS
Republican and Democratic Members
Join In onslaught on
Measure.
IEv Associatcd Press l

WASHINGTON. March l3-Repub-
iican leaders were confronted today
with the possibility that they might
be unable to bring abou, vote I'm
the House on the compromise soldiers
bonus bill under suspension of the
rules next Monday.
With favorable rcport Of tho
measure by the Ways and Means
Committee promised by Chairman
Fordney. they generally were agreed
that the bill should be disposed Of
by the House early next week.
inability. however. to ascertain
whether Speaker GilIe,t. who is in
Florida with President Harding.
would entertain n motion TO suspend
the rules. which would require n
two-thirds vote. for passage OF the
bill, and would automatr.ally bar
all amendments. coupled with tho re-
ports tina, nc might decline to do so,
threw tho whole question OF proceed
ure into the air.
WIN Proceed With pinp.
Republican members OF the Ways
and Means COMMITTEES. at n morning
meeting, decided TO proceed with their
plans Tor report OF the measure at
the meeting OF the full committee
scheduled for tomorrow. DESPITE OH
lection to Its provisions voiced by
Secretary Mellon and Comptroller of
the Currency Erissinger. Later In the
day these members conferred with
members OF the Republican steering
committee and several others, includ-
ing Representative Walsh. Massachu-
setts. acting Speaker. and Represent
atires Fess. Ohio and Towner. Iowa.
IL was agreed at this meeting not
TO make final decision as TO proceed
ure until the Views of tho Speaker
could he learned. In case he opposed
the suspension OF rules program. it
was said that the bill probably would
be brought ur early next week under
n rule. although it would require only
majority vote on final passage and
could be drafted TO prevent amend
ment from the floor. Leaders said
such a motion might be designed TO
saddle the bill with some drastic
amendment distasteful to the propo-
nents of the measure as IL now
stands.
Two Voice Opposition.
other developments OF the dav in
the bonus situation were the issuance
"t statements by two members Of
the se-Represcntative Trcadwav.
OF Massachusetts. a Republican men,
Der OF the Ways and Means Commit
n l.,.d f-4I
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IN HOME
SERIOUSLY HURTS TWO
New York Police Believc Man Wna
Attempting to Make
nOmb.
[By ASSOCIATED Press.l

NEW YORK, March l3.-Pe,er ri
euro and his wife. Angela. were serl-
ously injured tonight hy an explosion
Of sulphur and potash. which he was
mixing In his apartment on Eas:
Seventy-sixth Street.
Twenty other families In the house
fed to the street when the explosion
occurred. At Bellevue Hospital, 1t
was said Picuro probably would die,
but his wife would recover.
Police expressed the belief Picuro
was attempting to make a bomb when
the explosion occurred.
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GENERAL J. S. CARR
REPORTED IMPROVING
'ommHnder-in-Chief az 4. &. v. SUI.
fcr' Relapse From Attack
OF Influenza
ISpecial 10 The Times: Dispatch.I

Especial 10 The Times. Dispatch.l
DURHAM. y. c.. March 13.-The
condition OF General Julian S. Carr
commander-in- chief OF the United
Confederate Veterans. who sufre rcd
relapse Friday afternoon, was r.-
ported tonight as somewhat i'm
proved. and his physician declared
he "felt more confident"
General Carr suffered an attack n,
influenza several weeks ago. His
condition yesterday was said 10 he
worse than at any tins since he was
stricken.
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CUTS BRITISH ARMY
ESTIMATE ONE-THIRD
Figure IL Reduced From fG.7il.OO0
to f0:,3OO.OO0 for Coming
Year.
IBy Associated Press

LONDON. March l3.-The British
army estimates for the coming year
total f62.300.00o. as compared to f93,-
$4,000 last year, II was announced
In the House Of Commons this ar
tsrnoon. The naval estimates total
lf6l,SS3.1oO.
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ono shopmcn to ne.ume work

LITTLE ROCK. ARK. March "a
approximately 1000 skilled shopmen
laid off last November by the Mis-
souri, Pacific Railroad have been or
dered to report for work tomorrow.
IL was announced today by T.. f..
Stroeh. superintendent OF the shops
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-03-14

DETROIT. March sl3.-John Duval
Dodge, held under bond at Kalama-
zoo on two charges growing out OF
an automobile party, recently was
awarded Sl,600.000 in settlement OF
Il contest brought to break his
fathers will. The elder Dodge left
only a monthly allowance Of $3.50
to his son.
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Prohibits Buying Allen Alrcrart.

WASHINGTON. March 13.-Pur-
chase OF any foreign afrpiane or
dirigible by any government depart
ment without the consent OF Con-
gress would be prohibited under a
bill introduced today by Senator Nc.
Kellar. Democrat. Tennessee.
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johnson and nornh sn.ok.

Senators Johnson. of California.
and Borah. of Idaho. both Republi-
cans. took the lead in the all-day
attack. the former declaring ratif-
cation OF the treaty would be n na-
tional surrender" under a threat of
danger from the Anglo-Japanese al
lance. and the latter asserting that
the proposed four-power arrange
ment would transfer to the Pacific
the old balance -of power system
that has dominated Europe for cen-
turtles.
question as to the authorship OF
the treaty and Its supplemental
agreements again was raised during
the debate, MIR. Borah asserting that.
despite Secretary Hughes letter ac-
ceptinE responsibility for the final
draft. there seemed to be the most
conclusive proof that somebody else
wrote the treaty"
First to Come to Roll Call.
The amendment on which IL was
agreed 10 vote at r. NJ. tomorrow
was. proposed by Senator Robinson.
lcmocrat, Arkansas. and will he the
first issue of the four-powcr treaty
"A
ned todaysby Mr. Robinson. il pro--
vides that the rights or nations both
In aud out or the four-power groun
are 10 be respected, and that non
siShatOry as well as signatory na
lions shall be invited To any confer
ence held to consider controversies
AFFECTING their insuIar interests in
the Pacific ''o- any Far Eastern
questions"
Administration leaders declared
tonight they had sufficient votes ,o
defeat the amendment, which has
peen touched on very little In de-
bate during the several DAYS thar
mas been technically before m,
senate. Senator Robinson made /,
snort speech today favoring IT'S
adoption in the interest, he said. Of
i"'r play for Russia. China and other
hohSisnato-y nations, and Senator
i-ehroot. Republican. wisconsin ar
Gued against II on the ground n
would impose blanket oblica,Io,s
going even beyond the learue M r,
tions covenant
J"hnson Scores Pact.
Senator Johnson's address M mora
~ 80 '''"'S WIS directed largely
against the declaration OF ,h
lrcatys supporters that its chIef
rhehi lay In the provision abroCat-
lnS Tic Anglo-JapRnese alliance. n
solemn assurances Of Great BRIAN
ana Japan regarding the purpose of
the alliance were to he credited n.
SAID. then II contained no menace ~
the United states, while IL these as
sura nces were to be regarded nc
false. then this government shouId
not go into partnership with nationS
which had practiced the decep,ion.
The four-power arrangement. said
senator Johnson. would amount IN AN
alliance" and would impose obiipa.
Tons not dissimilar from those of IN.
league covenant. The chief differ.
ence between the new treaty ana tho
league. he declared. seemed 10 be tba,
IL lore Republican instead of a
Democratic label.
senator Rorah, in turn, I!kened IN.
treaty to the triple entept. NJ Pm
rope, which he said did not bind Great
Britain and Russia to go to tn. .la
of France in 1914, but never,b.Iess
resuitedtn concerted action by all tho
entente powers. The four.powsr
treaty might not impose. any legal OBJ
liEation on cansrens to deeiay,s war.
lconiinued on Page /. Got cokNs.S e.
~ j
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Passes MrNary DIII.

WASHINGTON, March 1a.-The
Senate late today passed the McNary
Dill authorizing the Secretary OF the
Interior, In his discretion, TO extend
for period OF two years from De-
cember 81. 1922. the time for nav
ment of construction and water
charges on Federal irrigation pro-
jects. .Ts
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RAPS ARMS PARLEY
FOR ITS FAILURES
Untouched Land Forces Serve
to Diminish Achievements,
Montague Says.
SUBMARINES LEFT OUT
Japan Goes Away With Bulk
of Advantage, Virginiam
Tells Audience.

Failure Ia limit or abolish use OF
the submarine In war. and the fact
that the great land armies Of Euro
pcan countries were left untouched
In the negotiations. diminish to q
marked degree. so far as the prescr-
walton rof world peace Is concerned
the actual accomplishments of the
arms conference held recently in
Washington. in the belief OF Repre-
sentative Andrew Jackson Monta-
que. who took the parley as the sub
ject Of his address yesterday at the
Woman's Club.
"All the wars OF the last half CEN
tury," he told his audience, have
come out Of European broils. carried
on largely through the land forces
of these countries. These armies are
the sore spot OF all struggles. Yet
nothing has been done to reduce
them. The forces OF Germany and
Russia and Turkey have not been
moved. These nations were barred
from the conference"
"AmerIca Gets Very Little"
In commenting upon the effect OF
the so-called four-power pact. pro-
posed for the ratification OF the
United states, Great Britain. France
and Japan. and designed for the set
tlement OF Pacific questions. MIR.
Montague gave Il as his opinio that
America Is getting very little out
of this conference. and tho little
brown man has carried OFF the bulk
or IT,"
L., Ia,
OF the open door" the speaker CON
tinued. but. although the door he
open. there are soldiers in the neigh
borhood Of the threshold.
Governor Montague outlined the
past policy % Japan. reviewing the
events that led ~ To the Russo
japanese War and her victory in the
fight 10 gain control OF Shantung.
Japan now is in Siberia" he sail.
"and she will not move her troops
If ever Russia has virilc govern
ment ana reSains her one time
homogcneity. there will be another
war
For TraditionnI Policies.
Although Governor Montague
farors. he says. the traditional poll
cies OF the United States. including
the ban on entangling alliances, h
expressed doubt that an allianc.
which keeps nation out Of war may
be properly regarded as .n;angiing
The American nation on the day
the armisticc was signed" the sneak
er said. occupied a position never
occupied before by any country
There was controversy on as to who
had won the war. liut America stood
first and foremost In ethical suprem-
acy and moral guidance. Since that
time she has managed her affairs
with partisan hand. We must show
the world thnt craftsmanship is not
bankrupt"
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Tno smartest' looking Roadster at
thot show BUICK Special s-5i.--Adv.
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Have you sseak the new Cadillac
1T the SHOW ?-4rfdY. ~ ltfs
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Table. d'Hote Dinner. g to $3.50 n, III
31.2b.s Hotel Rue eRer.@-.Ady ST 2 3 e s -
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tContinued on Page 1. Col GJ
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-06
T'rOOD 4

out Of tho bowling mass OF hu-
mhnltv meeting was called.
There were several murders but
these were soon settled.
We would Ike 10 answer some
radio messages we hnve received
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NJ 'em is to ditch 'cm.
phcv the only thing that will
make your p1mpadapr ley down o.
10 put vnscliuo on first, than wax.
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Thomas--the only remedy we
know " Is to HEX some Of stanly's
alam every one or two hours.
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paying You dues Is TO miss the first
meeting of every month.
Mr. Gordon-lf you don't llko 10
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roll VIII suit you better.
Petc-If troop 2is news wns
wnier you wouldn't have enough
Tor nn amoba TO swim In
oscar-If you haven't succeeded in
chasing the girls away with sulphur
and molnsscs. try limburger.
We arc great sympathl1crs with
nll the poor boobs who are I'm love
Just ask us question we are ono
or the greatest public detectives Ro-
ing. Positively.
BODGE.