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The New York herald., 1922-11-30

MOTOR KILLS ACTOR
LOOKING FOR BERTH
Eugene Schuler Was on Stage
More Than Forty Years in
Various Roles.
WASHED DISHES LATELY
Automobiles Take Lives OF
Three Others and Hurt
Several.
WASHED DISHES LATELY

Eugene Schuler, 65, for more than
forty years an actor in vaudeville and
burlesque, was killed late yesterday by
motor truck at Fulton street and South
Portland avenue. Brooklyn. while on his
way TO a booking office in Manhattan
where he intended to try to get another
engagement in vaudeville. His last stage
engagement was as a yodeler.
For more than a year Schuler. who on
the stage was known as Gene Mack had
been living at 555 Atlantic avenue.
BROOKLYN, and for several months he
had supported himself by washing dishes
in a restaurant in Flatbush avenue. He
lived with Mr.. and Mrs. William Wilson,
who also were on the vaudeville stage.
Wilson said last night that he and Schu-
ler formerly worked together as Mack
and Wilson, comedians, and that when
he got married Schuer left him to do
his yodeling act.
rhe truck that killed Schuler was
owned by James Butler, Inc, srocers.
and was driven by William Tobin OF
75l Fiftieth street. Brooklyn. Tobin
Was held in 5000 bail on a charge OF
homicide.
Three other persons were killed in
automobile accidents yesterday and at
least a half dozen hurt seriously.
The first man killed was Henry j.
Couchman, IS, OF q West Nineteenth
street who was run down at Sixteenth
street and Fourth avenue by an auto
mobile driven by Louis Mendell, 50. OF
sos Lafayette street. Brooklyn. David
Engles, a lawyer Of POS West Eighty
ninth street, was a passenger. Mendell
was arrested.
Abraham Wolnitz. 16, freshman In
the Boys High School, Haywood street
and Broadway. Brooklyn. and living at
when a motor truck on which he was
riding struck another truck at McDon-
ough street and Lewis avenue.
James Montemarano, II, of 624 Presi-
dent street. Brooklyn. was crossing
Fifth avenue at President street when
ne was struck and knocked down by
an automobile owned by the Prudential
Film Company of 100 Seventh avenue
Manhattan, and driven by Joseph Ro-
senstein of 523 West 133d street. The
boy died before an ambulance surgeon
arrived.
Max Auerbach. 46. of 33 West
Eleventh street, drug store owner
was knocked down and hurt fatally last
night at Ninth street and University
place by the automobile Of battalion
chief of the Fire Department who was
or his way to fire.
Auerbach was going to the Hotel
Lafayette He was taken to ST. Vim
cents Hospital and attended by DR.
1imony. who said he had fractured
skull and could not live.
The New York herald., 1922-11-30
JEwELER BEATEN AND ROBBED
Thief Escapes with $4,000 Worth
of Rings.

Rings valued at $4,000 were stolen
from the establishment of Nathan Cha
nowitz. jewelry dealer. room SIG at 93
Nassau street yesterday when a stranger
entered the room. gathered up the rings,
which were lying on the counter, and
after beating Chanowitz on the head
with a piece of lead pipe, escaped from
the building.
Chanowitz was found lying on the
floor by Abraham Schliff. another
jeweler who shared with him the suit
OF offices on the eighth floor. Chano-
witz had just opened for business and
had considerable jewelry in his pockets
at the time. but his assailant made no
attempt to relieve him Of this
The New York herald., 1922-11-30
Smiths Official City
Plurality Was 479,213

A LFRED z. SMITHS official
II plurality in New York city
in the vote for Governor was
47s.213. The Board of Elections
announced the Official result yes
terday.
Mr.. Smith received 756.2s5 votes
and Gov. Miller 277,072. The three
other candidates for Governor polled
65,509 votes In the city. Edward
F.. Cassidy, Socialist and Farmer
Labor candidate, had 61.49S.
The Democratic nominees for
other Offices ran well up with Mr..
Smith.
The New York herald., 1922-11-30

Concetta Cscoavais. Tho oity 10 charged
with negligence in failing to safeguard
rotted tree. which fell upon and
killed Mrs. Caccavale as she was walk
ing along Pitman avenue. Bronx. over
q year aga
The New York herald., 1922-11-30
WIFE KILLED By TREE, Sues.

Suit for $4,000 against the city OF
New York was started yesterday by
Genaro Caccavale OF Mount Vernon as
administrator of tho estate OF his wife.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24

Wears ( Wears, p. q may 1920 %
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24
PRODUCTION
$685. TONS
OF NORMAL

Week Ending May 10 Climbs
Within 1913 Per Cent. Of Full
Time Capacity = All Roads
Show Substantial Gain But In
terstate Which Loses 1908
Tons
The coal tonnage in this field
Tor the weck-ending May Is rose
10 within 10000 tons OF iull-timc
capacity. and is the banner week
so far reported in 1922. The ne,
tonnage produced was given as
l90,0ll tons. or S3.S per cent. OF
iull time capacity, which is 22o.-
zoo tons. During the same week
l,Al tons OF coke Shipped. The
same week OF last year produced
81 SAP tons oil coal.
All railroads hauling coal from
the Southwest Virginia field show
an increase in tonnage handled
with the exception OF the Inter
state This road shows a decline
OF 3.OoS tons over the previous
week Mines served by the Nor
ton and Northern continued to in
crease their tonnage, making sub
stantial gaines each week The
resumption OF these mines is be
ginning to have lis effect on
Wise. During the past several
months no coal Tor shipping pur
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his heart beating fast. Suzcttc fas-
cinatcd him. Her laugh and her eyes
worried him and he hated Pete the
more fiercely. A hundred yards
ahead Fortune began to bark and
presently came racing down the
road to his master When he reach.
ed Oliver he turned and went back,
suddenly leaving the road and dart
INK into the blackberry vines. o.
liver followed. 1t was the haunt OF
an old hare trap and there was al-
ways the possibility OF a catch. He
left the road and followed the mar
row path. Fortune had ceased to
bark and came walking stiF-legged
up the path, growing deep protest.
Unconsciously the boy picked UP a
rock and waited. No noise. Moth
ing happened but the deepnig Of the
shadows They closed in on him and
an owl hooted away to the north. He
moved cautiously forward 4 dozen
yards on he stopped abruptly, his
hand drawn back. his breathing stop
ped. Lying in the path. directly be-
meath the first silver rays Of the ris-
ing moon. lay the grinning skull of
the Confederate soldier Pete Per
kins had unearthcd from the gravel
pit divers blood frozc in his veins.
Pete was some where close by and he
feared the biz man. He turned to run
when scream stopped him dead in
his tracks. II was not Suzcttc's
voice. 1t was Beetles. He would
have sworn to that Fear for her was
greater than the fear that had stop
ped him before the skull lie rushed
past the grinnine head and on into
the shadows
Night had settled beneath the
trees lie stunped his toe as he ran,
and fell Blood strcamed down his
face when he rose and started onward
again Six hundred yards away the
path opened into the grave yard. The
sky swan silver above the seeping
NiANhN'NN Va Ai' NnlNhfN. ne tNUut
out into the cemetery thankful for
the light. 40 one could be seen. He
began to wonder II his ears had play
cd him a trick when q shadow
came from the thicket and walked
rapidly across the open He waited
quietly, breathing evenly. Tint was
Bcc-Bee lie would know her amy
where liz walked on slowly.
She stopped at the gate leading TO
the Ninc Mile Rond She dropped to
bench and watched the road. Some
one was coming Bce-Bee waved her
hand and jumped to her feet. she
was there to meet some one, Oliver
did not know whom He wondered
what could hiring her to the grave
yard at this time OF highland doubt
prirkcd him to the quick. lie turned to
20, not waiting to spy. lie was too
late Biz Pete Perkins walked
through the gate and took the girl in
his arms
IN the silence that followed SUI
zottc's voice rose above The solitude
in song his song. Suddenly he
hated her, hated Bee Bee and Allen
Grass llenr,-hcavy he walked back
into the blackncss o.; the oak grove.
ITO bc con,inucdl
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UP BOBS ZIPPIE-ZIP
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would be better. have worried
much about him, and have always
thought tina, he would kin Tommy
Clark"
The rest Of the letter was gone
There was no signature, nothing that
would give the slightest hint Of the
sender or from whence the letter
came. But Bee-Bee! Tommy Clark I,
Clark was the onc-armed keeper Of
the cemetery ut Seven Pines, and the
only man in the world that Major
Calhoun hated And Allen Grass !
These were names dear to him lie
dropped to the ground and read the
letter again. He puzzled for an
hour and was on the verge of going
straigh; To Bee Bee when he realized
that Suzctte's apron was still drapei
about him
Suzettel The mystery that her
ragged clothes had wrapped her in
was nothing compared to this new
turn He tried to make himself be-
hcve that Snzctte was Bee Bees
mother but could not Try as he
would at would be romantic in
deed IL your little girl should grow
up TO marry TINS boy. II Bee Bee
was not Suze'te $ 'h'id' what ana the
writer mean lie was all ut sea
ne was sure b'e'b thouEh' her
mother was nehd' aithonth she had
"'ea wheh hee.hre was TOO young to
temehper- for me past wv" years
ne h"u h'il'ca her PICK i"hde''oh
greens to ralse money i"r MOVERS on
mc''o,'"' p"E push was iaiiing
whcn ne rose 10 go ne would zen
ne'' nee nothing "pou' ~ II Su-
80 was Ner mother ''n,e Wouin .e'''
""' yer! h'R,' h' Wonin Wrl'e A'',n
,'"SS ur''n"u'ng an 'Nn'n'"''oh 81
We ""o'e '"'hE' ne would also sec
'"e h"'o, as Z" 'aS' resort ne w'u'"
~ ~"'N ~ 80" ''cS AN" Nt' on'ny
N'",N' '"' S'N'' ne n''e' as mu'n
"S ""Jo' O"'''"u', n''
N"' 'e' ''h", WY" n' S'"''e"
hplncs anu not NiSHttE 10 hS seen ne
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24

Some people are mighty sorry
they undertook to make tie other
fellow SORRY
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24
ORDER or puBLIcArIoN

VIRGINIA. in the Clerks Onice
of the Circuit Court of Wise County
the 18th day Of May, 1922.
J o. Kennedy, Plaintiff
US.
Dan Caesar, Defendant
IN CHANCERN
The object OF this suit is to enforce
against the real estate of the defen-
dani Judgment for $500 With inter
est from January nth, 1915, 10 per
cent attorney fee and S2.75 cost.
And it appears from affidavit on file
in said office that the defendant, Dan
Caesar, is not resident of the State
Of Virginia it is ordered that he APP
pear here within ten days after due
publication OF this order and do wiat
is necessary to protect his interest in
this suit.
And it is further ordered that a
copy hereof be published once week
for four successive weeks in ,he Big
Stone Gap Post and that a copy be
posted at the front door OF the Court
House Of this county, and that ;. copy
be mailed to the defendant Dan Gaze
sar, at Coeburn. Virginia, his last
known post office address.
\ copy Tcste
X. r. ROBERTS. Clerk
wears & Wears, p. q. may 1920 %
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

VIRGINIA In the Clerks Office
Of the Circuit Court of Wise County
the llth day OF May. 1922.
Ruphus Mullins, Plaintiff.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24

y chronic critic selion hears
anything bm, criticism OF himself.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24
WIRELESS TELEPHONY
%SgR'N,ES
SN-

Yesterday scientific marvel today the most thrill
ing interest and enjoyment within reach OF the
age American home.
In the air day and night, superb concert and dance
music, important addresses, hilarious vaudeville,
world weather reports; also correct time signals be
ing broadcasted by Notwithstanding stations in
every part of the country.
Here is a new world Of information, education and
inspiration; "AIaddin's' dream realized in actual
fact when you install any one Of the many simple re-
ceivng sets handled exclusively by The Radio Sales
Company of Big Stone Gap, Va
Let demonstrate to you the wonderful possbli-
ties Of a wireless in your home Our service does
not stop with the sale. We install the outfits and
teach you to handle them efficiently
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1922-05-24

us a lac, some women are like
houses PANT improves their APP
pcaranCc.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

The high-powered car was
speeding toward a railroad
crossing when a train rounded
the bend a mile away. The two
men in the front seat, both rae
ing fiends began an argument
as to whether or not they could
beat the train to the crossing.
The driver insisted he could cas-
lily make it; his companion that
the train would beat them by
several minutes. The argument
and the speed increased and the
train rolled swiftly on. Finally
a passenger in the rear seat
could stand it no longer. Frantic
ally clutching a side of the car
he shuoted. 81 don't give a damn
who wins this race, and 1 hope
it amt a tie"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
FORGET 1T

Everyday some one says,
/ think Price and LincOln's
the best place to trade but |
just can't be bothered to pay
cash or make out little
checks every day. Now you
just forget that kind Of talk.
It's just that very reason
that makes our store the log
ical place to trade.
To pay cash at our store
is to have cash left to spend
elsewhere.
Credit Creates Cost
Cash Curtails Cost.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Little Willie had been hearing
his father boast to his friends of
his new car and it's ability to
take the steepest hills. At the
Sunday supper table he sudden
ly astonished his parents by de-
handing:
sPa, does the Lord Almighty
own a RollsFierce too?"
Great Scott, no son. What
ever put that into your head ~
We'll, at Sunday school we
had q hymn that went, IF /
love Him, when / die He will
take me home on high /"
For four consecutive nights
the hotel proprietor watched his
fair, timid guest fill her pitcher
at the water tap.
Madam" he said on the fifth
night, "if you would ring this
would be done for you"
But-where is my bell?" ask
ed the lady.
The bell is beside your bed,"
he replied.
That the bell?" she exclaim-
ed. why the boy told me that
was the fire alarm and that /
wasn't to touch it on any ac-
count"
The young couple were MAX
ing their first long motor trip.
They had blown out two tires,
ruined their clothes in a sudden
rainstorm, paid $40 to get pull
ed out of the mud and then had
lost their way. The husband got
out with q flash light to inspect
a signboard.
"Are we on the right road,
dear?" called his wife.
I'VE sure are" he replied to
her grimly, ''but we didn't know
it."
The sign read: ITO the POOR
house."
g taught school among my
own. people in the Tennessee
mountains for several years aft
er | graduated from college," a
Southern lecturer says, as re-
ported by a subscriber. Funny
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

In the physiology class the
children naming the different
parts of the body. One of them
named the liver.
"And what comes next to the
liver?" asked the teacher. No
one seemed inclined to answer.
Max, who was usually dull in
physiology waved his hand fran
tically. The teacher pleased at
his interest, said beamingly:
"Well, Max, what is next to the
liverw
"The bacon, ma'am," replied
Max triumphantly.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
MAIL ORDER HOUSES EASY COMPETE
TON FOR KENNEWICK GROCERS

recent careful study and comparison OF prices quot
ed of the large mail order houses In recent cata
ogue reveals the fact that Kennewck grocery prices are
not only as low but in many instances lower.
To back up this statement, let suggest that you
take of the mail order catalogues make out an order
you would to send away, take their shipping weights
add 75c per 100 lbs for freight if from coast point or
SIC per 100 lbs if from Spokane bring to our store and
let us fill it for you.
We will further agree that after comparing the list
with prices find that prices are lower we will
give you the benefit of the difference This puts 1t
squarely up to you, We can not be fairer. We know
that you prefer to spend your money at home all things
being equal also know that you don't owe us any
preference for the fact that local nsttu-
ton Prices prices you obliged at this time to
trade where you do the best
Kennewick cannot afford to have $10O spent out Of
town that be spent here fill out the mail order blank
give the home stores chance to compete, they can't
do it then you at least have done your part Price
Lincoln will meet mail order competition in every line
they carry.
To those living in the towns adjacent to Kennewick,
who have been depending upon the mail order houses for
their supplies ask that you give Kennewick merchants
opportunity to The item of freight charges
and parcel post rates alone will be materially lower from
this point against Coast or Spokane points
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
WHEN THE FROST Is ON THE PUMPKIN

When the frost is on the punkin and
the folders in the shock.
And you hear the kyouck and gobble
of the struttin' turkey-cock,
And the clackin' Of the guienys, and
the cluckin' of the hens,
And the ROSTERS hallylooyer as he
tiptoes on the fence;
O, it's then's the time Teller is q
feelin at his best,
With the risin' sun to greet him from
a night Of peaceful rest
AS he leaves the house, bare-headed,
and goes out to feed the stock,
When the frost is on the punkin and
the folders in the shock.
They's something kindo' harty-like
about the atmusfere
When the heat of summers over and
the coolin' fall II hsre-
OF course we miss the flower, al
the blossums on the trees,
And the humble of the hummin'-
birds and buzzin' of the bees;
But the airs Sc appetizin'; and the
landscape through the haze,
- = =
Of q crisp and sunny morning of the
airly autumn days
Is picture that no painter has the
colorin' to mock
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
SATISFACTION

About 8 customers bought
Juno Pan Cake flour this
week. As far as possible we
have asked everyone of them
if they liked it, the answer
has been, Eyes" in every in
stance. Buy Juno, you get
a pound more for your mon
ey and will enjoy better
cakes for your breakfast.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Young Lady ION first visit to
Western ranch), For what pur-
pose do you use that coil of line
on your saddle?
Cowpuncher-That line, you
you call it, lady we use for catch
ing cattle and horses.
Young Lady-Oh, indeed. Now
may / ask, what do you use for
bait?
On the first day of school in
an Ohio town the teacher of the
first grade was securing the
names of her pupils. She came
to one youngster whose father
was noted for his profanity, and
said: what is your name?"
'Bobbie Hughes"
do you know your A-B-C's ?"
Hell, no; I've only been here
five minutes"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
POULTRY! POULTRY! POULTRY!

We pleased to announce the fact that we will start
buying poultry at once.
Bring your poultry to Our prices will be right at
all times and cash will be handed upon receipt of each
coop.
Birds must be healtfly birds will be bought with
full crops 81
Positively no birds accepted later than 10 m. Fri
day, no birds accepted on Saturdays. -
QUOTATION ON LIVE POULTRY ARE AS FOLLOW
Heavy Hens over AZ lbs, per h. :..~.........1 tic
Medium Hens, 311a to LIZ lbs per h. -. . .a 1Oc
Light Hens under LIZ lbs, no market s. ...... Xxx
Broers under lbs 1Sc
Old BOOSTERS, No Market . Xxx
Brothers, over 2 lbs. dc
Turkeys Fancy Stock, per lb ............ 24c
Ducks and Geese, per h. ..-.... 12c
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

When the frost is on the punkin> and
the folders in the shock.
The husky, rusty russell Of the tossels
Of the corn,
And the raspin' Of the tangled leaves,
:. as golden as the morn;
The stubble in the furries-kindo'
lonesome-like, but still
A-preachin' sermuns to us of the
barns they growsd to fill;
The strawstack in the medder, and the
reaper in the shed;
The horses in. theyr stalls below-the
clover overhead -
o, it sets my hart a-clinkin' like the
tickin folders in the shock
Then your apples all is gathered, and
the ones Teller keeps
Is poured around the celler-floor in
red and yeller heaps;
And your cider-makin's over, and you
wimmern-folks is through
With their mince and apple-butter,
and theyr souse and sausage too
| don't know how to tell it-but eff
SIGH thing could be
As the Angels wantin' boardin', and
they'd call around on me-
I'd want TO 'commodate email the
whloe-indurin' flock
When the frost is on the punkin and
the folders in the shock
james Whitcomb Riley.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

things happened. Hearing a boy
say, I amt gwine thar l said
to him, That's no way to talk.
Listen: 81 am going there; you
are not going there; you are not
going there; they are not going
there" They amt nobody
gwine.' "
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Johnny-Mother do l have to
wash my face?
Mother Certainly, dear.
Johnny-Aw, why can't / just
powder it like you do yours?
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

A Lake Charles negro went to
register for military service.
"What is your name?" said
the official.
George Washington" was
the reply.
"Well, George, are you the
man who cut down the cherry
tree ?"
mo sab; I amt de. man. l
amt done no work for nigh on
to a year."
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Suburban Patient-Doctor, /
am sorry you have come so far
from your regular practice.
Doctor-Oh, it's all right. /
have another patient in the
neighborhood, so / can kill two
birds with one stone.-Judge.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

eyes, Bobby when you die
your body will stay here, but
your soul will go to Heaven"
well, then, mother, when /
get to Heaven, what will / have
to button my pants onto ?"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

He took a cake of "oleo."
And opened up his purse.
'.Ill' take" he said, "this 'oleo
For butter-or for worse"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16
CHIMNEY SWEEP

Genuine chimney sweep
in package form will do the
work.
Sweep your chimneys for
25c.
Do it now. Now is the
time to give the floor and
stoves a good cleaning out.
Prevents fires in the CHM
neys and insures better fires
in the stoves.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

"Rastus, what's an alibi?"
ITS proving dat you was at
a prayer meetin' when you was
MT, in order to show dat you
wasn't at de crap game when
you was."-Ithaca Journal.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Customer: "Do you make any
reduction for those in the same
line of business?"
Waiter: eyes are you a rest
aurant keeper"
Customer: '''No-I'm a burg
lar"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

Belligerant little girl Ito her
dearest enemy)-1 didn't arr let
your swanky sister ave it; /
mide a nugly face at 'er and /
know she seen it.
The enemy-Yus, she seen it
fast enough-but she didn't
know yer 'ad ter mike it.
Punch. Nondon).
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

jack see in the paper every
once in a while about those dry
docks in New York. What are
they?
I. Jill-A physician who won't
give out prescriptions.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1922-11-16

People and pins are useless
when they lose their heads.