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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-15
! THANK Won.
Breakfast Table Wit

Arriving home at O'Clock in the
morning, he wandered into the
drawing room.
His wife came to the head Of the
stairs.
What are you doing up at this
aoar'' she demanded.
Just considering having the
mouse wired for wireless was his
0Anpy thought.
The nervous young man was
Eh0dlns in front Of the club notice
naard, reading the news and biting
nus nails. Suddenly voice doomed
!l his ear the following awful SEN
There won't be any for break
The young man turned and be-
htld tail, dlEnified fellow her
"l about IS, who Elared at him. The
-iare was so terrific that the young
man was forced 70 ask Wont be
any what, sir?"
"Fingernails?' doomed the Old
man.
II have Just been elected grand
'mper!al potentate OF my lodge
:, Congratulations, old man that's
Well, it's beginning anyhow. !
nope to get one Of the really i'm
Poriant offices later on"
We'll! Well" interestedly eiacu-
!fted recently arrived guest,
LOOK at that man running with all
nus might up the street, What do
you suppose is the reason for his
haste ?"
That's Austin Aggle." replied the
landlord of the Pruutytown tavern.
hnowing him as well as / do, ]
presume he has had hint that
trouble of some kind IS going 20
happen in the other end OF town,
snH he IS rushing there {" aDt 90
"socent bystander."
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-15
Laughs Make You Live L0nqer--HerpS PAGE of Lite
lust Folks
THE TASK OF TOMORROW
Copyright. ls22, by Edgar A. Guest.

Success is good to win today
1t ends long years of sorrow,
But still keep working on your way,
You must not fail tomorrow.
The finished task is fair to see
And men will cheer for you,
But always to the end there'll be
Another task to do.
The praise of yesterday is stilled,
The laurel graced your brow,
But vain the castles that you build
If you're failure now.
Not what you were, but what you are,
The busy world is viewing;
The past fades like a fallen star,
What counts is what you're doing.
Be not content with what you've won,
Succe becomes a fetter;
Today a splendid task was done,
Tomorrow must be better.
Stay humble, spite of mems applause,
From past deeds never borrow,
Don't live on what you've done, because
There's more to do tomorrow.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-15

AND ALWAYS says.
I'M LIKE everyone else.
WHO HAS no kids.
IHAvE an idea.
KNOW It all.
AND ANYWAY.
JUST THE other day,
Twas at his house.
AND BoBRIE wa, there.
AND HE put his arms.
AROUND MY legs.
AS I stood and talked.
AND HE cuddled up.
AND I ?at,ed his head.
AND HE stood quite still.
AND HIS father said.
HE MUST be sick.
ITO BE so quiet.
FOR so long a time"
AND just smiled.
AND had TO go.
AND I picked up Bobble.
AND FOUND he'd been chewing
At ~ watch iob ribbon.
AND ANOTHER minute.
HE'D HAVE had the Fob.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-15
We TOWNE GOSSIP
copytlsht 1872. By star Company.
= By X. {. b. -

HES A tough kid.
AND HOW know him.
Is BECAUSE his father.
is a friend OF mine.
AND / Ike the father.
AND 1 IKE the kid
THOUGH ! will admit.
AND I'VE told him so.
THAT WHAT the father.
KNOWS ABOUT kids.
AND HOW to raise them.
YOU COULD write on the back,
OF \ postage stamp.
AND THEN have room.
tOi hfs dlpndDet.
AND I'VE also Dragged.
ABOUT WHAT I know.
OF BRINGING up KIDS
AND I'VE told the father.
A DOZEN times.
If l had a chance.
WITH HIS 3-year-old.
I'D MAKE a bet
I COULD train him right.
AND FATHER laughs.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-07-15

when / was a little boy" aweetly
plped tho hard-boiled sergeant, "I
had set Of wooden soldiers One
day I lost those soldiers. and l cried
very much, but my mother said,
Never mind, Johnny! Some day
you will get your wooden soldiers
back And believe me. you bunch
Of wooden-headed blockheads, that
day has come"
4 man who was a stranger 10 the
usual throng STEPPED up 10 the ma
hOgany. ordered a New Orleans fizz,
and reaching IN his pocket pulled
forth n live toad and placed It on
the bar,
For the love OF Mike" yelled the
man next 10 him. why the toad %
THAT toad plays a star part In a
system that / have used for many
years with great suc.eEs," replied
the man.
Spring g." shouted the mob.
"Weu you see. take my little
friend toad ana place him on the
mahogany in front OF me and order
my drink. take my drink and
then order another, and sometimes
another, and perhaps then another.
I look At my toad, and 10 there ia
only one toad there l stay and en-
Joy a few more rounds. As soon as
there are two toads there instead
OF one I go home. I have never
STAYED until there were three.
That's my system. Well, don't
mind II I 10. A little more OF the
same. please"
An Old woman who kept a pig
that did not fatten as fast as she
thought Il should took the case to
her physician,
you must see the vst." tho
physician told her.
"Oh, doctor" was her answer.
"I have leo c5Uf:;sucs IN h.i., As -
SO Thin himself"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
BALFOUR PAYS WARM
TRIBUTE To EFFORTS
Of BRITISH. PREMIER
[Rspubllcan a. P. Leased wlreI

LONDON, March He is one OF
the greatest figures OF the worlds
history -. what IS the use of abusing
him." said Sir Arthur j. Balfour.
alluding to the prime minister. David
Lloyd George, in a speech at the
Carlton club today. This speech,
which was expected to give some
clarity to the situation, threw no new
light on the crisis. however. and Sir
Arthur, like his unionist colleagues,
Austen Chamberlain and Sir Laming
Worthington Evans. far from re-
preaching Sir George Younger, who
was the real provoker of the crisis,
did not even mention his name.
Balfour made q. powerful plea for
continuance OF the coalition system
as opposed to a return to the two
party system, wliieh he declared was
only a fair weather system. unsuited
to the present abnormal times when
the nation was still laboring under the
aftermath of war. Never. he said,
was there time when the co-opera-
tion of the unionists and liberals was
moro desirable than now. and declar-
ing that he had spent many years
politically fighting Mr.. Lloyd George,
and therefore ought to know some
LA4HS dDOuI pdlQ u
more glowing tribute to the premier
than had ever been heard from the
prime minister's most enthusiastic
admirers.
No announcement was made in the
speech of the premier's future plans
and in this way the speech was dis
appointing. Balfour only repeated in
heightened terms the eulogy of the
coalition and the assurances of sup
port already conveyed to the premier
by Mr.. Chamberlain and the secretary
for war and other ministerial coll
leagues. 1t leaves the situation un-
While the crisis has subsided. the
problem has not been solved. The
prime minister has acceded to strong
representations, and win remain to
see through the governments Irish
and Genoa policies.
His condition tonight was so i'm
proved that he was able TO get out of
bed. He hopes to preside over the
cabinet council at noon tomorrow. and
will start Thursday morning for
Criccieth.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
MADALYNNE WAS
ONE To REF USE
MARRIAGE WITH.
KENNEDY, CLAIM
IRspubIIean 4. ?. Lsased wIrel

Los ANGELES, March 1.-THE
principal isslfe In the trial OF Mrs
Madalynne Obenchain on the charge
Of numbering her sweetheart, j. Bel
ton Kennedy, is whether Mrs. Oben-
chain was scorned by Kennedy or
whether she refused TO marry him.
This was stated to the jury in the
case today by defense counsel.
On this issue the attorneys spent
most of the day examining and
ross-examining Miss Louise Wilson,
proprietor OF Los Angeles beauty
parlor." who said She was the con-
fidante of both Kennedy and Mrs.
Obenchain in the love affair she said
existed between the couple.
Miss Wilson, called as a defense
witness, declared that Kennedy
wanted TO marry Mrs. Obenchain Sc
cretly because, she said. his parents
objected TO the union
"Madalynne said she would never
marry Bolton until he had taken her
10 his mother and had matters
Strengthened out" Miss Wilson tes-
titled. II was brought out that Mrs.
Obenchain reached san Francisco on
June IS, 1921, expecting Kennedy
would meet her there and marry her
Kennedy, however. according to Miss
Wilson. did not go there and told
Miss Wilson the reason was because
his mother had gotten wind OF Il
and said IL he went to san Francisco
she would so, too"
Miss Wilson said that at Kennedys
request she telephoned to the San
Francisco hotel where Mrs. Oben-
chain was registered and asked her
to come 10 Los Angeles, but that
Mrs. Obenchain refused 10 do so.
This was on June 80. Miss Wilson
telephoned the same request on July
and got the same response, she
testified.
Mrs. Obenchain. however, came to
Los Angeles on July G, the witness
continued. and on that night sent a
telegram to Chicago to have wired
to Kennedy at his residence in Los
Angeles This telegram read:
Arrived here today. Good-b bye
for ever Miss Wilson said she did
not know to whom the message was
addressed in Chicago, except that
Mrs Obenchain told her it was TO a
friend" The message, according to
other testimony. was sent from Chi
cago on that date TO Kennedy signed
"Madalynne" by Arthur c. Burch
CO. defendant in the. case, who the
prosecution alleges killed Kennedy in
Beverly Glen, near Los Angeles. on !
the night OF August 5. Miss Wilson
declared the Chicago. telegram was 1
sent at her suggestion Ito fool KEN !
nedy's parents and make them think /
Madalynne was in Chicago She /
said she wrote in a letter to Kennedy |
CONTINUED on Page Two)
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Illinois Miners
Told To Reject
New Wage Offer

lhcPUplCan y. =. Leased wire
INDIANAPOLIS, Mar. 7.-Officials
of the llinoiS union coal miners, who
meet tomorrow at ST. Louis TO con-
slider the operators proposal for ne
gotiating a wage agreement, were
called on tonight by the international
executive board of the United Mine
Workers Of America 10 give "imme-
diate answer" to the boards message
declaring unalterable opposition to
the single state agreement.
''The duty we owe to the member
ship" said the boards telegram to
Frank harrington, president of the
Illinois district, demands that the
operators Of the central competitive
field be required to keep faith and
to comply with the agreement they
made in March, 1920, to meet in an
interstate conference prior to April
!, 1922, for the purpose of negotiat-
ing a new wage agreement"
With a strike vote being taken
among the miners, the executive
board OF the union was called into
session here today by Mr.. Lewis to
consider many problems arising in
connection with the threatened walk
out on April I. The boards first inn
portant action was its stand by Mr
lewis in opposing single state vase
2 7grcenIcnts.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
COMPROMISE SOLDIERS
BONUS WITH BANK LOAN
PROV|SO AGREED UPON
Bill Introduced In House Following Accept
0nce BY Republican Members OF Ways
And Means Committee; To Be Called Up
Next Monday
(RepubIicsn A. P. Lsased Wirel

WASHINGTON March 1.-THE compronise
soldiers bonus bill, carrying bank loan provision in
place of the cash installment payment pan originally
proposed and once approved by the house. finally was
agreed to today by Republican members of the ways
and means committee 1t was introduced later in the
house by Chairman Fordney, who announced that it
would not be called up until next Monday, if then
Passage of the bill was predicted by Mr.. Fordney
His opinion appeared to be shared by members of the
house generally of whom said that "on the final
vote party lines would disappear There was some
speculation in house obbies and corridors as to Pres
dent Hardings views of the compromise plan and also
as to whether he would find occasion to express those
views before the house voted.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Shoot Employer When
Ordered To Work On
Saturday Afternoons

NEW YORK, Mar. 7.--His rebellion
against an order to work on Satur-
day afternoons was the explanation
given today by Isidor Karp, 17-year-
old shipping clerk, for the fatal shoot
ing yesterday of Max Engel, wealthy
lace manufacturer and importer, in
his EYffh avenue office in SIGHT of
half a hundred Mortified girls.
With bravado Karp told police aft
er his arraignment on a charge, II
guess ] got the wrong man." declar-
ing he intended to shoot Harry Krue,
son OF another member of the firm,
who discharged him.
Il guess l was crazy and shot the
first one 1 saw" he said, with a
sllrug. The preliminary examination
was postponed until Friday.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
NEW IMPLEMENTS FOR "CHOSTS"
FRANKS PROVIDED BY SCIENTIST
Republican A. P. Leased Wire)

ghost
Walker Franklin Prince New York scientist and director OF the
Scientific his first night the
which
fingers
Other members OF the party consisting pho
for Dr. Prince insisted solitude his first night in the
haunted
Should the poo existing circumstances
reproducing
ago.
OF
messengers telephone and telegraph.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Discard Confession
In Probe OF Taylor
Murder; Reset Lines


LOS ANGELES, Mar. 7.-Police
detectives assigned to the William
Desmond Taylor murder mystery to-
night announced they had discarded
the confession" recently mailed here
from Atlantic City, n. j., as the work
of an unsound mind. They said the
handwriting of the man whose name
was signed to the confession" a
prominent figure in the motion pic
ture industry, in no way correspond
ed to that in which the document
was written.
Captain OF Detectives David L.
Adams, however, was quoted as stat
ing his opinion that there was a pos
sibility Of important information re-
sulting from the confession
Detective Sergeant Herman Cline,
head Of the homicide squad, said he
had obtained a statement frou 10
year-old girl living near theSTsylor
bungalow, that Edward +. Sands,
missing former butler secretary to
the film director, whom she knew
well, was in Los Angeles long after
he was supposed TO have left the city
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
War On Black Stem
Rust To Be Waged
By Wheat GroIUerS
TRepuhIlean A. p. Leased Wlrel

ST. PAUL, Mimi. March =
Formation OF plans to combat
black stem rust. the wheat de-
stroyer, will be discussed here
Saturday at a conference of rep
resentatives from 13 wheat produc-
ing states in the middle west, it
was announced today.
Governors OF North Dakota
South Dakota. Colorado, Wyoming,
Montana, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Iowa and other wheat growing
states have been asked to send
representatives to the conference
which viii seek means to eradicate
the rust breeding barberry bush
and to coordinate methods OF at
tack.
Black stem rust destroyed 323,-
100000 bushels Of grain in the five
years from 1916 to 1890. inclusive,
It was said.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Court Says Women
OUer-EStin1ate The
Value Of Silk Hose
IRepublIean a. p. Leased Wlrel

~ GNdSN0 WIZ
NEW YORK. Mar. Tits not
worth $4,000 to a woman to be
able to wear sheer silk stockings.
Supreme Court Justice Callaghan
ruled today.
He denied a motion of Mrs. Sadly
Z. Klein &lohn for leave to trans
fer her $4,000 suit against the
Interborough Rapid Transit COM
pany from municipal court to su-
preme court as she could demand
the higher figure. Her counsel
told the justice a scar on her leg,
resulting from subway accident,
had proved more serious than she
had expected and would prevent
her from wearing silken hose.
She can amend her complaint
in municipal court to ask for
$1,000" Justice Callaghan said.
She ought to be glad to get that"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
War Finance Board
Approves Loans For
FornlerS-C att[enlen

WASHINGTON. Mar. Approval
Of 1856 advances for agricultural and
livestock purposes aggregating S4,-
S02 600 was announced today by the
war finance corporation. Among the
loans were the following:
Colorado, S8S 600; Idaho, S124,000;
Iowa S340, 900; Montana S159,000;
New Mexico, $5S3,000; South Dakota,
SiO7, 900; Texas. S21S.000; Wyoming,
500. 600
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Virtual Blockade Is
ThrouUn Around Fiunle
By NeIO Commissioner
[Republlcan A. p. Leased Wlre1

H~~NN~N
FIUME Mar IA virtual blockade
was thrown around Fiume today by
Italian Commissioner Castelli, who
issued orders forbidding the entrance
into the city Of any but F'iume citi-
Zens.
: Those who participated IN the re-
cent overthrow of President Zanella's
government, together with others
having no legitimate business in the
CITY viii be sent out en- nasse, ac-
cording to Commissioner Castellis
orders. SO that Italy can redeem the
nIedge given to the Jugo- Slavs in the
ireaty Of Rapallo declaring Fiume
free state.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Senator Ricci Will
Continue As Italian
Ambassador To US,
Republican A. p. Leased Wlre1

LhSPubllSdH ~ r. LSdSSO wire
ROME. Mar. TIT was announced
today that Vittorio Rolando Ricci had
resigned the ambassadorship at
Washington, but that Foreign Min
lister Schanzer had begged him to re-
main at his post, meanwhile directing
Guido Sabetta, counsellor of the en-
bassy in Washington, to return there
Immediately.
Senor Sabetta left Rome today en-
route TO America, planning to sail
from England on the Aquitania.
Washington advices Monday an
nounced that Senator Ricci would
continue to act as Italian ambassa-
dor Notwithstanding the recent
change in tho government at Rome.
II was said he had received a joint
message from Premier Facta and
Foreign Minister Schanzer cordially
urging him in the name of the en-
tire cabinet to remain at his post.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Miners Refuse To
Work When Trains
Late-Mines Close
rpan,,hIlcan a, p, leased Wire1

TRepuhlIcan a. ?, Leased WITeJ
TERRE HAUTE. Ind, March 7
-Twenty- six coal mines, employ
inc several thousand men south
If here. were closed today because
~ the refusal Of miners to work
IN account of their train being
Jalayed 25 minutes in reaching
this CITY Monday evening.
Ten mines north Of here were
;die yesterday for a similar cause.
lT lrbe mines are served by the Chi
caao. Milwaukee and st. Paul
railroad. ., hoe
used a loss Of coal production
ostimated at $4,000 tons and the
49, Il wages is estimated at SOL
noo according TO officials.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
say. situation PeriInus


LONDON. Mar. z. - Telegranhing
from Limerick, the correspondents of
the Evening News says:
There is a suggestion OF Mexico
about the situation here
Detailing the happenings from a
fortnight ago when the mid
Limerick brigade repudiated the au-
thority Of the Irish Free State, down
to Sundays coup d'etat ~. the
correspondent says the general situa-
tion in Limerick is perilous in the ex-
treme and that the menace of the mo-
nent lies in the fact that possession
Of the seven barracks will not be
given up without a fight. "They are
all strongly held for the Free State, -
he adds, land in case of an assault
could make a good defense"
"Reinforcements have arrived for
this garrison" the dispatch states.
IF an attempt is made to seize the
barracks there certainly win be heavy
casualties, possibly on both sides, but
certainly among the attacking
forces"
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Comfort Is Only
Two Feet Away

IF, as you read this,
L you can't stand for
defect in bodily COM
fort, just HE yourself
to the agency, listed
with the many pro-
fessions and firms in
t h e Republicans
Business Directory,
that is prepared to put
you on your feet
apain
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
Situation Grave
at Limerick Say S.
London Newspaper
[RepublIcan A. p. Leased Wire

lHSPHopS@" ~ - GSdSSu WHeJ
DUBLIN, Mar. THE situation at
Limerick continued tonight the cause
of grave anxiety. A message re-
ceived from Tipperary says that two
motor ambulances passed that town
today and it was reported they were
bound for Limerick, where it was ru-
mored serious developments were
pending, although normal conditions
prevailed at the time the telegram
was dispatched.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08

When You're Looking for Anything Refer
to The Arizona Republicans Classified
Business Directory
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
cHlRoPonIsT

CHIROPOnI5I
CHIROPODY -- Bunions. corns.
callouses removed, painless and
bloodless. 50 cents each; moles,
warts, etc. removed by electricity.
29-3i East Adams. Frank Shirley.
Phone 6T04.
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08
.CIOse-Ups Of
Real Life in
America

Have Bullet Proof Rooms
Has Liquor Making Hobby
Uncle Sam Has Rigid Test
Try A Republican Want Ad
Takes Five Men To Prison
Arizona republican., 1922-03-08

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The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-07-08
\ MERS WIN
FOR MONARCHS

KANSAS CITY, Mo- July 1.-The
Monarchs are within one game OF hrst
place in the Negro National League,
as result OF 9 to victory over De
troit in ten innings Saturday. During
the Saturdays contest the Monarchs
looked like badly beaten club, but in
the eighth they started a rally which
turned the tide in their favor.
Home runs played leading role in
the victory. In the eighth, McNalr
hit Tor four bases with two on and
Rogan repeated in the ninth, two
runners also being on the paths Ro-
cams drive tied the score and in the
tenth. McNair led off with a triple
aud raced home with the winning run
when the throw from the outheld was
Wild to third
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-07-08
CPORTIVELY
OPEAKING
By AL Monroe.


Should the main cog in the success
OF the Negro National League which
is the rain check patrons refuse to
function properly the owners and man
ayers alone will be responsible. For
from standpoint of view they have
surely failed to do their part.
The point that we are striking at Is
the absolute refusal on the part of the
league officials to keep a correct &C
count OF their activities on the ball
field and send same in to the various
papers for publication for the bene
mt OF the fans. 1t IS certainly mys-
terry to me as TO why this calamatable
mistake is not corrected.
After all it is the fans continued
appearance at the turnstiles that keeps
the old game rolling. They have their
idols, GO to see them perform, COM
pare them with other stars of the
game. But to make sure that their
opinion of certain players are gilt edge
they like TO refer to the sport sheets
and get the opinion of trained men
who are paid to furnish this informa-
ton. It is not there. Who is to blame2
Not the papers l assure you my dear
readers, but the managers who refuse
10 send the data in.
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