The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-19
THE REFEREE
By Albert Apple

DAN
Ian ol@ary' champion roamer. arrives in Boston,
having walked z7b.O0O miles since 1874.
Dan Is u years old. but shows ~his strength by
He expects to continue devotlng his life TO wink
Ing until he paHHes the century mark. Recentiy he
made an appointment 10 meet President Harding in
Washington in 1912.
This rowing champion tip to the res, OF us is tina,
Words OF wisdom. The body gets rusty. function.
improperly. unless kept active. Long walks beat
medicine.
Frances Dolly. teacher Of scientific housekeeping
AT western Reserve University, comments that most
styles live only four years.
The first year, the style is shown by exclusive
houses The second, II II worn by the best dressed
group. In the third year. II is worn by everyone.
And IN the fourth. II continues popular with some.
That II also true OF thought. BY the time pro-
g, gives get their IDEAS broadcasted to ali. the ideas
have become obsolete new styles OF reform
TIE las. 70 see the Ish, are The conservatives.
Of iron At the end Of a hi,ehins strap. to Keep the
praneins reformers from running away.
Biz Bill. caddo Indian weighing s2s pounds. walks
Into a store at Gracemont. Oklahoma. and orders his
cents to zee Bilis huge body IN a sideshow: The
trousers will measure eight feet around the waist and
Fortunate for BIG Bin that he lives in modern
times. our ancestors would have measured him for
having stolen nearly everything the Indians had tina,
When the stealing takes place IN Europe. Asia. OF
Africa We sput'er plSssly
How much insurance do you carry2 Life policies
held By all Americans combined. total more than
t4b. 600. 600. 600.
It's about $500 for every person in the country.
or ts.53e for a family OF five.
That wouldn't last the widow and orphan long.
The average man IN about six weeks from the
breadline and his family about six months. in event
OF HIS death.
Belgium and France sign a military alliance
They will act together. regardless OF circumsia nee.
COME hell or high water.' as the OLD cattleman
would have put it
DIPLOMATS cal such an arrangement IAN alright
pact"
The surface intention is to give the bin coiIector
a gun " Germany doesn't pay. In the Background
Ia uneasy fear or a German comeback. possibl,
allied with Russia.
DIPLOMATS start very few things thai eventually
are not settled on the battlefield. They unsetti'
more than they settle.
Russian money gets 80 worthless that the sovie
has decided to discard the gold system" A
base It's money ON : days work. or so much goods.
'nAsrsa o. rns S1 ~ 4, sv.,.,, in m. ,,,,~. -, So,
will he more fair IL their dealings. each with
| thorough knowledge Of economics.
n - idealirllc. hut n will not work now. undnl
The profits system by which an equivaient exchang
trade dollar for dollar when every one IL trying q
wANDERIusr
~ chained 70 a dun Job, you envy Dan oLeary
who has walked $4,000 miles In HIS rowing sine
Dan is a moving monument TO the wanderlust o
out Il. we'd ain be living near tho gates OF tn
Columbus. AMERICAN pioneers and All others VIII,
led vast streams Of population into now places al
But We have built UP . system that calls for send
iH out roois-camping In one locality tyr M.
That's why, In jealousy, civilization ieiishis to "a
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