Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-03-08
CHARLIE NO CHEAP SKATE

deer harry--I CUES vii B surpris-
ed here from me but no u good
guy and thort Wood rite and tell
u about mi Gal she is redheded and
got Frekels but She is terably good
2 me and She coils me Her charlie
and her nam is hortens and go .
her hous evry sondy AFTERNOON cort-
in Her at oklork and most always
hortens asts me stay 2 super and
amt got B asst mour than onct harry
just put mi feet under the label and
Xix as if i was HON and TAX it from
me harry She is som cook or i'm
lyer and no harry ! amt no lyer
wei Last sondy ] and hortens TUX a
wark A rond the toun look at the
Rulings and torkin and speakin !
another and having Swell tim and it
warnt costin a sent wei We got up on
name st after vile and wen we wer
pasin the popKorn wagon hortens says
She is gettin awful hungry and she
was lookin doun wear the nu grill is
and says wait minet till by som
popkorn and she seemed surprised and
kept lookin doun at the grill so Just
2 sho her amt no piker warked rite
up the wagon and says i wanta bag
of popKorn with lots of butter on IL
just Xix that and j gave the guy a
Nikel and of Corse hortens saw me
ri vhim the Nikel and then and hOr-
tens warked along eatin the popKorn
and hortene says She is hungry enuf
2 eat dozen bags of popKorn but of
corse size was only foolin Bkose a doZ-
en- bags of poKorn wood cost go sents
and she nos coodnt aFord by pop
Korn Xix that told her it wasn't good
for her apy-tite 2 eat so much pop
korn just Bfore super so preti soon
we got bak 2 Her hOus and She says
shood ort com in for super and /
says il it is just the same her
wood so We 90 in the hous and She
let's me play with the dog vile she gets
Super and preti soon She CONS in and
says Super is redie and we sit doun
2 super and she says i cod eat al the
bred and saus want kind of funny
Xix but didn't say nothin for guy
amt got no tim 2 tork and eat at the
sam tim harry and wen we got thru
She Just sits thear and don't say nothin
and Just B sochabel says wart u
thinking of hortens and She says She
Amt thinkin of nothin and / says Bet
u was thinkin of me and She kind err
afs and says your preti good gueser
il say i'm thear hey harry wei preti
soon she klears up the dishes and go
in and play with the dog som NOR and
bying by She CONS in the Parler and
sits doun end after a vile she says
She wood lik 2 go 2 the piktures 2
mite as thear was a good sho on and
says never 90 the piktures corsa
they hurt mi is and She says didn't
think these wood hurt mi is mite
and says viii woodnt they hurt mi is
2 mite as much as any other mite and
then She don't say nothin but just
sites thear lookin at the carpet and
She says after a vile that it wasn't
2 laet 2 go then if thort ] wood lik
2 go but j says CUES ! woodnt go 2
mite and then She don't say nj mour
and preti soon began 2 get a little
SLEEPY and says hortens j CUES i'll
3 goin and She jumps up and gets
me mi hat and koat sam as if she was
glad was goin But she must Of ben
feelin sick or somethin and was probiy
wishin she coud lay doun But was 2
polit lay doun vile was collin on
her so ! says hortens Good mite and
she says Good mite charlie only Sc
says mite stronger than Size says good
and j don't think the popkorn agreed
with her korse She never acted SO
healthie 2 me sins ] bot the popKorn
of korse didn't kare nothin About the
popKorn miself but j just bot TIE
popKorn sho Her / amt no tin horn
sport but regular guy and next SON
dy wen 90 So hortens i'm goin 2
bring along a nikel SAX Of peanuts as
j don't want her 2 TAX any mour
chances with popKorn and then She
viii no j aint no cheap skate wen Civ
Her the penuts Wei harry its CRATE 2
b in louv wei CUES will KIDS now.
yours charlie.
Contributed