Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-07-31
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Fruitful Grape
Better be merry with the
fruitful grape
Than sadder after none, or bit
ter fruit"
THE CANDIDATE 1 VIEW.

Why should this same man be
allowed to make everybody else
think and get sick?
Permanent injury to the man
himself as well as to the public
might be avoided by having
nurse read modern poetry to him,
,,@during which man cannot
think.
But it is too late now-Candi-
date Crabb is out. eve hope he
will remain out)
The doctor is said to have dag
nosed his trouble as a light case
/ of FLU" 1t developed into a fatal
case of run" and he is running
for the governorship of the state
of New Mexico.
We are opposing the candidacy
of Hon, Mr.. Crabb for many reas-
I ons. Some of these reasons the
v public knows Some reasons we
7 alone know. And VIC believe there
\ are good reasons that nobody
7 knows.
! We will now list some OF our
( own objections.
In the first place Hon. r. Bolter
Z Crabb has shown in his announce
ment, his platform, and the OUT
line of his policies that he has the
ability TO think. We believe that
this units him for public office.
In the second place Hon. Tyrant
b. Crabb is a self-confessed bach
elor How in the name of Aristo-
phanes Frogs is he going to hum
I BILE himself to become a public SER
+, want having never known servi-
( tude? What can he know about
! diplomacy? Where has he learned
to economic? When did he learn
to pass the buck? And why?
He says he is a bachelor, con-
firmed and baptized. How? we
ask, and we will ask it again, how
will a confirmed bachelor know
what to do and what to say when
things go wrong? That's why one
is a bachelor. He didn't know
what to do at the right time. Or
he did the right thing at the wrong
time.
And then how can New Mexico
agree to have Il governor who
feels no concern for the better half
or her population? Unless of
course he has remained single in
Justice to womankind.
In the third place Hon. Tyrant
Bolter Crabb has rugged up such a
satisfactory platform and selected
and aligned such splendid ticket,
in EVERY OTHER WAY. that
we think he ought to withdraw
from the race.
In the fourth place we quote his
own silver-toned words:
NOBODY CALLED U.s."
We believe him. AT
1t is with pleasure we announce
the candidacy of the
HON. A. TRELLIS
for the governorship of New Mex
leo without party, ticket or free
cigars, and with only one plank in
his platform.
Due TO the attitude at Santa Fe
the state government has been UP
in the air long enough, and so we
appeal to the people of the state
to elect us on
MOVE THE CAPITAL TO AL
BUQUERQUE" platform.
We promise nothing and If
ERECTED Will SUCK to it.
We have been married twice and
are subject to the hives. Other
wise we have led quiet life. We
have learned better than to start
anything.
We are not interested in who
runs with US, except that men are
not our choice as a rule.
Any further information a.,
strictly private.
All together now!
MOVE THE CAPITAL To ALBtJ-
QUERQUE!"
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Wouldn't We.
Inc jack that We have let slim
through
our fingers through the years.
II boarded in bank or two
Would pay all our arrears.
I Wed have a pile of dough all
right
Y "A million men, or double:
I And in our lonely mansion might
Take stuff for stomach trouble
Perhaps they are the wiser men
Who hoard their golden berries
But II we had ours back again
wed spend it on the dearies.
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Those who have investigated the
y matter announce that the Mesjlla
I valley IS adapted to truck farm
Ing. Now If we can find some
4 GOOD huskies who are adapted to
Il truck farming, business will picI,
4 up. p'0N
- o -
1t Is be Expected.
Uncle Wash says that when a
3 man has more below his anl,Ie
than he has above his collar he has
right to kick.
o.
. Eureka!
All OF our life we have heard and
read or the hard facts Of life "
out local company advertises
Cement Facts"
Questions i'm Eugenics.
III a young man has an epga ce-
ment for marriage with n youns
lady aed he discovers that she has
wooden leg. is he justified I'm
breaking it off? (Selected.)
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Z Amt 1t Hoto
4 On winter morns we jump about
/ And crank and cuss the flivver out
\ But In July ambition dies
We sit and sigh and swat the flies
- --
A diamond is pure carbon that
has been subjected to great pres.
sure, and often the fellow who
buys one is being subjected to very
great pressure.
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'rhcre Are Smiles"
"a boy and girl on the High school
steps
Caused many smiles and snickers--
She wore her brothers Sunday
N pants.
Nile wore his sisters Knockers.
n Miss Zelia says that she is going
Ito write the great American move
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