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South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28
WHITE EAGLE

How low can a white man go
and stay white?
It's according to how high he
starts.
They say that a gentlemar-b born
goes to hell faster; but that he has
more chance Of fighting back while
the plain alley-rat hits the slope
with less speed but never returns.
Under the Southern Cross, on TIE
sultry strands OF coral islands. in
the sub-equatorial seas, one comes
in contact with the individual so
glitteringly painted in literature as
the beach comber.
Out at Universal City Harry Car
ey was called upon to play the role
Of derclict Of the beaches for
Man to Man" his latest Universal
Jewel super-feature. From this dis
tinguished screen writer, now safe
ly re-established IN society and the
head of a happy family, he learned
South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28

some OF tho uttle known psychOlc.r
Of the hotsam and jetsam OF the
tropics and has Interpreted the role
with the greatest sincerity OF his
career.
Man 10 Man" IS unique amonS
phCt0dramas Based upon the nov
e. by Jackson Gresory it Is a story
w!'h a tvpically western locale
with the South Seas as an addition
a. background for the fast dramatic
action. Lillian Rich being tho pr.u.
cipal member Of a cest of unusual
interest. It is showing at the White
Eagle theater.
South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28

their own noise-making cOntrivances
and make merry at the midnight
hour Sunday next.
Also on this day the popular Wal
lace Reid begins a seven day engage
ment in Clarence" said to be his
most successful comedy drama. The
picture was adapted from the stage
play of the same name.
South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28

again unwillingly consents to marry
him. Joe having disappeared. on
the day of the wedding, however
Joe. who is really a millionaire
swOoTs down from the clouds in his
big blimp and kidnaps the bride
just as the wedding ceremony is
about to begin. up in the Air
About Mary is the feature picture
at the Auditorium and it is being
shown for the last times today.
A comedy, Fresh Heir" is also
being shown.
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resulted in a failure.
How did Walter HERS. fat man
OF the movies. who is on the road
TO stardom. break into Motion
pictures? II is an interesting bit
OF news which YOU viii learn in
tomOrrOw's paper.
Copyright. 1922. Thompson Fea
ture Service).
South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28
LASALLE

The mighty sweeping romance Of
love, high adventure, and human
emotions entitled when Love
Comes. closes its enga gemert at
the I1aSaue today.
This was the most popular love
drama eNer written and it makes a
massive picture Of the Great West.
with a powerful cast including Har~
r.s0n Ford and Helen Jerome Eddy.
Never has the popular Miss Eddy
appeared in a d!sapp picture.
Her vitality. utter abandon, ability
20 lose herself in her characterize
tons, her flashing eyes. and mobile
features enable her to give portray
ais that carry away even the most
blase OF patrons.
Charles Ray comes 10 the IaSalIe
Friday and Saturday IN his latest
comedy feature. "R. 8. Y. p"
ADDITIONAL THEATER NEWS
ON PACE ~
South Bend news-times., 1922-12-28

READ and REFLECT
What w. L. Bowen,
Supt. of Children's Aid
Society and Orphans
Home, says:
The Picture "Who
Are My Parents, now
showing at the Oliver
Theater, ! consider is
putting before the pub
lie in the most effective
way one of the most
vital problems of our
present day, that of
caring for the unfortun-
ate child. 1t is pictur-
ing the situation as it
actually exists, it is not
overdrawn. One can
not help being bettered
for having seen it, as
well as highly enter
tanned.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
By Roy K. Moulton

'There used to be a lot Of Scotch
in it," says Quincy, "but not since
Prohibition. In recent years the
water hazard on every course, has
been at the nineteenth hole.
Golf is the greatest alibi since
the sick friend was invented. A
guy can leave home in the morn
ing with a bag of golf sticks slung
over his shoulder, and II he don't
show up again for two weeks his
wife says he is on the golf course
and she is proud of it. . :.
81 have got a friend by name
Of Blinky Adams, have told you
about before, who Is one Of the
toughest poker players in our
town. He has got old man 81
Kology backed of the boards and
painting for breath, but the trouble
with this game of poker Is that
1t never gets to be very high-toned.
1t Is not what you will call respect
able, and Blinky's wife, who has
got some social aspirations in the
town in, which live at that time,
has got a very strong prejudice
agin' this form Of entertainment
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HOW Is 1t I see you Juggling a bag
of them golf sticks out the road
the other morning"
81 am carrying them for a neigh
bor," says Elias G. Higginbotham.
"And, when you are carrying
them, ycu do not think they hurt
your appearance much as for
class" says Quincy
mo. do not. think they
give me quite an edge, in social
way,
which" says Quincy, explains
quite q number of things about
this golf thing"
81 am surprised to hear that
only two million people play this
game. I read of very little else
In the magazines excepting golf.
II a guy sends in a story which
does not mention golf, It is hitting
the back trail by return, post, or
IL the story is so good that the
editor can't turn It down, he has
the artist dress the hero up In golf
togs and having him packing a
bunch Of them sticks on his back
as he stands on the railroad plat
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and she allows that any guy who
desires his wife to rise in society
should ort to dabble in some game
that is more cultured, believe
is the word.
$50 somebody hauls of and gets
up a golf club in our town, which
is just at that time they are break
ing out all over the country like
the scarletins, and Blinky ups and
joins as q charter member, and as
1t Is . very high-toned affair,
Blinky's wife Is very happy. She
fggers that he cannot be interested
in poker no more.
"Well, in the poker days Blinky
has . middlin' difficult time getting
away from the wife, but now he
swings the golf clubs over his
shoulder and beats it any time he
wants to and his wife allows it is
perfectly lovely, as he Is getting
In with some high-toned birds Of
our town which he has not met
previous in the poker crowd.
''If his wife Is q close observer,
she will notice that Blinky does
most Of his golf playing at night.
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stay at a cheap boarding house
and still use It.
When you get the wrong laun-
dry don't fly into fit and call the
Office. Look It over. 1t may be
better than your own.
1t does not always pay to follow
a man who has a bulging hip
pocket. Many men carry their
cameras there.
II you want your wife and the
girls to stay on all Summer knock
the place for all you're worth.
Don't tell them you want them
to stay,
You can always tell a genuine
nobleman by inquiring at the hotel
office. II he is back several weeks
In his board, he Is a genuine noble
man.
One Of the greatest approaches
In the world is to mistake the
mother for the daughter. II you
are not solid then nothing will
make you 80.
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Quincy Todd on Golf

form and talks to the heroine. A
magazine story that does not men
ton a country club is deader than
an account Of the panic of 1878.
1t doesn't matter what the story
is about, it has to mention the
hero's best golf score in the first
paragraph.
"If the scene is laid in the South
Sea Islands and the natives are
about to serve q missionary for
dinner, the STORY says:
"Tn their crude native way,
using the sign language, they asked
the Rev. Mr.. Tillinghast If he had
a last request.
"The reverend gazed sorrow
fully at the bag Of golf sticks, the
only thing he has saved from the
wreck Of the steamship. "Is there
no golf on the island"
None whatsoever" replied
the cannibal chief. "The only
links we have are missing links. ="
"Then," said the victim sad
ly, "let the chef proceed. l have
nothing to live for
when they are looking for q
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1t is a new game then and she
don't know but they play this game
all night and then rest all day and
then go and play it all the next
night.
"The old poker gang is about
cleaned out and Blinky is very
glad indeed to introduce his idears
Of poker into the golf club, which
is made up largely of men Of
means. 1t is safe to say there is
less golf played on them links that
Summer than on any other in the
United States. Everybody is salts
fed and all goes we'll. until the
wimmen Of that town find out by
some hook or crook that golf is q
game to be played in the daytime.
When they find that out, the fat Is
in the FIRE and these slobs have to
get busy and learn to play golf
instead Of poker, which puts an
end to that club in about seven
weeks.
(which, as I say before, golf
means a whole lot besides golf.
am very much opposed to this
game on general principles. But
l have got here a paper which We
are passing around which I woul
admire to have you put your nan,
down onto IT," -.
(which Is what7 :" says Elias
Higginbotham shs ,iciou
1--WE arc setting-up o gcl =
says Quincy,
81 am under the in,r,
got no use for golf" ,
Higginhotham .
81 am og.n gol' /,
barrell. says
gotta do is s,g,, a',.
makes you a stUckhai
clubhouse and theu go
bag of sticks and a pair of u.
pants"
Il don't know how 10 IL
golf" says Elias Q Higr nhothar
"You don't have So
y - folt is not wha. we A.
.0"l. W play."
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Etiquette of the Beaches
IF you are q homely old married

IF you are q homely old married
man and hear a beautiful
- young lady call for help In the
surf walk right along. She will
not thank you for saving her.
II you meet . grandmother and
granddaughter together In bathing
suits do not try to figure out which
Is which. This Is one case where
figures lie.
II you happen TO meet one of
your neighbors do. not write home
and say you met him. Perhaps
he Ii not supposed to be there.
. It Is not considered good form
to criticize the hotel meals and
ask for the fresh vegetables"
that were advertised, and besides,
II doesn't do q particle Of good.
You can get the reputation of
being a good sport by asking every
fat lady at the hotel to 90 canoe
ing. Not one will accept.
Stationery is very plentiful at
ell the big resort hotels, You can
r.ow-.-.. .a,.
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guy for President nowadays they
don't ask about his politics. They
ask about his stance. J.
"When>the newspapers want to
get . business mans picture, he
won't let them photograph him in
his Office. He meets them on the
links at four o'clock that after
noon. He is a lover Of the great
out-of-doors.
81 know q guy who lives right
here in this suburb who carries
bag Of golf sticks in on the train
with him avery Saturday morning.
He gets out Of the train and car
ries the bag in the subway to his
Office. He is supposed to 90 over
to Jersey every Saturday after
noon for golf. He lets the golf
sticks stand around his Office all
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

morning. This impresses the help
and the callers. His knickers fit
perfectly.
"When he leaves the Office
Saturday at one o'clock does he
not 60 to Jersey to play golf? He
does not. He goes to the station
and goes back home. Out home
they think he has been playing all
morning. At the office they think
he plays all the afternoon. The
people in the train and the subway
give him a rating he is not entitled
to. He does not know a 'niblick
from a racquet. He thinks a
foozle Ii q mixed drink and a
stymie Is a guy who carries the
clubs"
Golf Is a Scotch game, amt
TT" asks Elias @. Higginbotham.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

Great Britain Rights a-ssr, I'd.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Choose Your News

7HE Prince of Wales welcomed had drssom.
The meals he's eaten al. thss. months would Civ. tn.
pip.
Hes earned quiet, peaceful life,
But he's to take . wife.
Lsnin has take His all unstruns.
His work 10 complete, there left unhuns
So far a. people observe
There's nausht the with his
Perhaps he needs the dough again and lunch getting slack
His fight with Dempsey ought to be
Worth fifteen you and
A named for Senator. A queer thing well allow.
There enough old women in the u. S. Senate
If to gain prestige is her game
That's punk place to gather fame.
Will Hays is holding meetings find wh. wrong
About the movie business, and make Il along.
According the best of brains
The movies now have growing pains.
Atlantic City people cannot around the
Atred In bathing because lawmakers frown
But bathing modest dress
Compared with boardwalk gowns, W guess
The Summer draws and many sail the
To ths in Europe wherever they may please
The srsfsrs surely ought to play
While Untsrmyer is away.
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ut MAKE q very startling dis
covery in the paper to-day"
SAYS Elias @. Hipginbotham.

SoNery III the paper to-day,
says Elias @. Higginbotham.
II see by the paper that the latest
compiled statistics state that there
are only two million golf players
In this country, which Is less than
two per cent Of the population"
which" says Quincy Todd, "is
. very pathetic thing to get excited
aoout. I do not see how It can
make any difference to. you II
there are no golf players at all
In this country"
From the noise they make
about this game" says Elias @.
/. .Higginbotham, 81 always believe
there are about ninety-seven or
ninety-eight million people in this
country playing 1t. l get to think
ing it is almost as popular as home
brewing or bootlegging."
cit is very unsatisfactory, not to
say downright dangerous, to think
too much nowadays" says Quincy.
";The party who does not have to
think at all is very happy and can
hold down a job as congressman
or something and live to ripe old
age. If a man has got the habit
of thinking these times, he is li'ble
to haul off and 60 nuts. AS far
as golf Is concerned, It Is SO far
above your station in life, and
mine, that we do not need to
worry. never can see much sense
In going out and pounding a fool
ish little pill around COW pasture
Just for the sake of wearing a pair
Of short pants and talking about
stymies and niblicks, but then, l
can't sec much sense In q lot Of
stuff that we have to look at these
days. sometimes think the whole
world has gone balmy."
at sometimes seems" says Elias
Q. Higginbotham, that every
body has gone crazy except you
and me-" r.'. .'.
and" says Quincy. 81 some
times have my doubts Stout you.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Are You All
Licensed Up?
DrTHE iother day a fellow '

TvHE other day Q Fellow went
to get a marriage license
and he got an automobile
license by mistake.
So he had to go and buy car
instead Of getting married. He
may have saved lot Of money
on the deal, although there IL
quite an argument whether it Is
cheaper to support car than q
wife, but 1t was q tough joke on
the young lady.
II only shows what the license
business is leading to. II the
average man keeps up with his
licenses and his lodge dues he has
to go and eat with the relatives,
but he can't do that if the rela-
tives are keeping all their licenses
fees paid.
Now in q Western State, we
believe, they are going to have a
kissing license. It has occurred
to some wise legislator that there
d considerable of this going on
and, in fact, it has become quite
q popular sport in the past eigh-
teen or nineteen hundred years.
Kissing has at last reached the
license class. The idea is to have
any young man who expects to
indulge in this luxury call at the
city clerks Office and pay three
dollars, which entities him to q
license allowing him to osculate
anywhere in that territory for
one year. He Will be given a
license tag bearing his number.
He will first have to pass the
physical examination, the physi-
cal examination consisting of a
test as to whether he has the
three dollars.
1t Is figured, in that State, that
any young man without three
dollars should not be allowed to
do any kissing, because a kiss is
liable to rouse a young lady's
hopes through false pretenses. VI
No license is required to kiss
relatives, az that does not come
under the head Of luxury or
pleasure.
The license business Is in its
infancy, yet with automobile,
marriage. dog, engineer, peanut
roaster, embalming, grave-dig-
ging, junk-peddling, barber,
steamboating, airplaning, soap
boxing, prizehghting, draying,
druggists and manicuring IL
censes. The various States are
making headway, but they have
yet to impose license fees for the
following:
Gun chewing.
Cane carrying.
Ukulele playing.
Family picnics.
Going to movies.
Riding on bus.
Birthday parties.
Smoking a pipe.
Going on vacation.
Shooting craps.
Attending ball games.
And, why not make the license
business worth while by imposing
. license fee on gunmen and
bootleggersH They both escape
the income-tax, and it seems as
though they ought to pay some
thing.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Why------.

woman always matinee stubs take them home?
Does a the price out Of hat
he buys II?
Does cigarette smoker always cigarette box?
Does railway conductor always his lead pencil
CAPT g. -
Does farmer always think city trying buno him?
Doesa subway guard always speak in the CzechoSovaan
language?
Does wadde side side
walks?
Does always walt for coupons then
away, outside? -.. .''. t.. T.
Does famous always trousers
Does detective always wcar hs - IN 49, cigars7
Does musical eonedy always have with opening
ehorus'f ~ a /, ,.F. H.r,f 4,
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Growls of a Crouch

the irony Of fate Brooklyn down by truck
= which bore a sign reading: "Say 1t With Flowers"
One thing must be said in favor of the She does but
ton up the back her mother did.
When girl always quarreling with mpos
be to manage her. she probably will be grand
singer.
Pittsburgh plans sweeping reduction in city Gohi
Won't the streets look terrible? :
There wall Street operator" only
operates Wall street elevator addressoRraph
the job. .f-,.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Cogitations of a Cuckoo

Cogitations of a Cuckoo
FUDGE by his necktie" . But sup
r. pose It is one his wife selected.
When you modern young lady looking q
needle know she wants play the phonogaph
II you want to hnd out how manage ask amp
bachelor Z - " ,,a -..
"Who are you making your benefcaryf"
my sister Edith F. Beaslcy." @~'#~
What does the " stand forT
For Dora" '. ..... >E... ",.
"Dorai With an FIT" ..... -..a-..
"Yes. Fedora"
The reason King Richard yelled "A horse, horsei Ny
kingdom for horseF Is explained last He had just been
out riding in tin lizzie. . ..
III. HIS REWARD ....,
muchmarried died and his wife erected tombstone
with the notto "AT REST" ,E
friend Of the dead passing by paused and added in
lead pencil: CAT LAST"
anguish Of going to work again.
In days of old,
When nights cold,
Coal bsrons held swsyJ
There 20 strikes
In minss the likes .
OF those have to-day.
That tribe Fpnos make great second
story men here in New York
On. brags that him only s4 get Congress
But It cost him all 1t worth, at that
Patent medicine testimonial: Before your
cure weak couldn't carry q Now a shop
litter"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-11
SHOWER RENDERED
MRS. BECKETT HOW On H

From 4:3O to 5 Tuesday afternoon
Nav 2, at the home of Mrs. J. A.
Christian, teacher of the Big Sisters
class of the First Presbyterian
church the members rendered a
shower in compliment to Mrs. Bee
kett Howorth, who is member.
The rooms were artistically decorated
with spring blossoms. Although it
was raining out-of-doors there was
much sunshine and merry making in
the house during the hour.
The guests gathered in the dining
room and were later invited into the
parlor by the class president, Miss
Elizabeth Branham, who led the bride
to an improvised white throne which
was decorated with beautiful flowers.
After the bride had assembled the
throne Miss Branham handed her
two white ribbons and advised Mrs.
Howorth to always hold tight rein
on her husband. When Mrs. Howorth
pulled the reins, a shower of beauti
full handkerchiefs fell around
her.
Later in the hour dainty salad
course was served by Misses Carna-
than and Mclean.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-11

tended the State Teachers Associa-
ton in Jackson.
Miss Ella Wright attended the
State Teachers Association in Jack
son.
AS a representative for the Oxford
chapter, Mrs. j. A. Christian is at
tending the Eastern Star convention
in McComb. Before returning she
will spend a few days in jackson with
Mrs. J. A. Kimmons.
Mrs. J. S. Hicks was recent guest
to friends and relatives in Oxford.
Mr.. Donaldson Lake, of Memphis
was the recent guest of Oxford
friends.
Mrs Whiteside and children of
Holly Springs, are the guests of he1
mother, Mrs. Tate.
Mr.. g. L. Heard, ST., who has been
very i'll at his home for the past two
weeks is not much improved at this
writing.
Miss Waldrup spent few days
last week with Mrs. Smith en- route
to Jackson, where she attended the
Teachers meeting.
Mrs. Scarbrook, of Paris, Tenn, is
the guest of her mother, Mrs. Lilly
Stevens.
Mr.. and Mrs. Maxey who have been
staying at Mrs. r. c. Jones left this
week for New Albany where they will
make their future home.
Mr.. Sam McGonagill, of lula, spent
one night in Oxford en- route to Mem
phjs.
Mrs. d. A. Mccall was the recent
guest Of her mother.
Dr.. and Mrs. Albert Russell and
children are spending a few days in
Memphis.
Mrs. j. F. Buchanan is in Culley's
hospital, where she was operated on
for appendicitis Monday afternoon.
DIR. and Mrs. J.. C. Culley have re-
turned from Chicago and are at home
on South street to their many friends.
Miss Omega Nets is at home
from Water Valley, Miss, where
she taught this session.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-11
BROWNING CLUB HOLDS FINAL
MEETING FOR THE YEAR

Last Tuesday afternoon at the
beautiful home of Mrs. Glenn on
South street the Browning club held
its final meeting for the year. A
large number of members were pres
ent, and the program was very in
teresting consisting of papers by Mrs.
Faser and Mrs. Farquar on the life
and works of Whitcomb Riley and
Eugene Field. Mrs. Murphy gave
some selections from both poets and
Master Myrm Murphy gave reading
from Riley's child rhymes to the de-
light of ALL Little Miss Lillian Glenn
also gave a reading.
Mrs. Duncan the treasurer read a
fine report of the years financial
work. Mrc. Cannon gave an outline
of the year book for next year which
elected much applause. Delightful
refreshments and social conversation
completed the afternoons enjoyment
and all left for their homes with
many pleasant memories of the
Browning Clubs final meeting.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-11
COLLEGE HILL DOTS.

Mrs. Annie Cooke Wilson OF Hoily
Strings, ms visiting relatives in Col
lege Hill.
Mrs. l. E. Honnell and little daugn-
for. of Rienzi, are visiting her moth
CT. Mrs. Nina Mathis.
Mr.. Willie Bunch, who has been IN
gramlett's hospital has returned
home.
Mr.. Robert Frierson left Saturday
for Memphis, where he works.
Mr.. Leighton Hope, United States
consul to China, has returned from
washington, D. c., where he went on
oficila business and is spending a
few days with his sistres, Mesdames
B. M. Pettis and Bruce Bunch
Mrs. Lille Hurt has returned after
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1922-05-11
TULA.

The people of lula were very
much disappointed Sunday afternoon
because it rained and they did not
get to go to Yellow Leaf to singing.
We met at the M. E. church Sunday
night to re-organize our singing
class. New officers were elected, then
a short song service held.
Mr.. and Mrs. Max Brown were the
guests of Mrs. Bob Davis Sunday
Bro. Leavell and family and also
Mr.. Leavy Davis and family were the
guests Of Mrs. Maddens Grimes Sum
day.
Mr.. Charlie Morrison and wife, of
Toccopola, were the guests of Mrs.
Carr and Mr.. J. B. Cole.
Mr.. Sauter Inmon, of Delay, Miss,
and Miss Velma Cole were the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Grimes Thurs
day night.
Miss Stacye White spent Monday
night with Miss Velma Cole.
We are looking forward to the all
day singing at Sarepta, Miss, the
third Sunday.
Misses Johnnye, Norine and Annye
Katherine Franklin spent Saturday
night with their grandmother.
We are sorry to learn that Mr..
our song leader, was alb
sent from singing Sunday night on
account of being slightly injured in
a storm Saturday evening.
JEFF AND MUTT.