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The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
GOODBY. FOREVER!

beautiful young lady, after exploring this life for 23
years. disappears. She leaves this note in her room
t.Dear One: When you look on my cold dead face you
will realize. Your Little Chum." %f
In three Words co dead face she says than the
average professional writer could say in chapter
Did it give her joy this thought that her clover one
would experience acute mental agony when he looked her
scold dead face?" Apparently.
Have you contemplated suicide? Nearly every one
has, at time other either swiftly passing thought
way OUT that required hours days of deberaton
to reject. I'LL
Of temporary insanity Fortunately the morbid subject m
most regans normal mental control before actually
committing suicide.
At that, the suicide list heavy In leading cities in
from IL to 81 year for each 100 900 populatonor
5000 to $4,000 year for the entire nation
All suicides due to self pity which is just another
name for exaggerated estimate Of the individuals i'm
portance y
Suicide has two purposes
FIRST: To escape from an uncomfortable situation
: SECOND: To infct misery others-such as gazing
on the "cold dead face"
Every should ndebly get into the brain the fact
That the temptation to commit suicide phase of insanity
which will quickly if the wreched person seeks joyful
company or books. w
People who are tempted to do away with themselves,
and who the impulse, look back to their
cision with regret
We should lose sight of the truth that while things
may look black now with apparently escape from
ALWAYS comes turn for the better The backes hour is
just before dawn.
Most suicides are cowardy. And all are futile, for we
cannot escape from troubles We carry them with u.s.
The agony of physical condition annoys chiefly in it's
effect on the mind.
Solve problems instead of running away from them
There's always solution.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
JOKES

More humoriss That's what the world needs most says
Edgar Jepson English psychologist He thinks joking
low ebb.
Naturally The world is depressed, moaning in self pity.
evity requires light spirits Then too huror is sense
Of the ridiculous And humanity in it's bewiderment after
the is about 95 per cent ridiculous, okesmths are
funny.
When the ridiculous isolated, it was Joke Now
IFS epidemic, pandemc. Humor is present-so much of it
that few see it. 8&
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

bought enough to last year or
two In the face Of falling prices.
Half a million in taxes to meet.
the losses has probably gone to
bring hcme to us the foC.ishness of
the dream of cheap homes built by
the state, yet the spellbinders con-
tinue to pra'te about the beauties of
this proposition, and a lot of folks
applaud the twaddle.
, Let's have more business In gov
ernment and less government in
business.-Beach Advance. ',s;s3't' gsS,
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
BREAK A COLD !.
IN FEW HOURS
"Pape's Cold Compound" Acts
Quick, Costs Little, and
Never Sickens!

Every druggist here guarantees.
each package of "Papc's Cold Conf
pound to break up any cold. and end
grippe misery in few hours or
money returned. stuffiness, pain,
headache feverishness, infamed or
congested nose and head relieved
with first dose. These safe, pleasant
tablets cost only a rev cents and mil
lions now take them instead of sick
.ening quinine.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
EDITORIAL REVIEW

Comments reproduced In this
column may or may not express
the opinion Of The Tribune. They
are presented here ir order that
our readers may have beth sides
Of important issues which are
being discussed In the press of
the day. 't@
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

whereby quicker relief can be OBJ
tanned for any public service Unjust
ices that may arise.
Civic Harmony
"All for Bismarck" should be the
common watchword Of every citizen
For our common home we should
push aside political, religious or So
cial distinctions and differences.
sinking them all in united service
for The common needs.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
POSTPONE HEARINGS

Washington, Dec. q. 20 Postpone
ment to January % Of further hear
ings in the investigation of condi-
tions and prices in the oil industry
was announced today by, Chairman
La Toilette of the senate manufactur-
ers subcommittee, which is conduct
ing the inquiry.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

/ says
Mrs. Santa Claus does most Of NJ.
Santa Claus work,
Warsaw p under martial law be-
cause Warsaw saw war.
Swearing on New Year not to 4
wear. your Christmas tie doesn't
count. $.,.-
A golfer tells US the tea at the
nineteenth hole is all moonshine.,
Moore's poem, "The Night Before
Christmas has been filmed. Bet
they call the picture Nothing Stir /,
ring"
If every day was Sunday there
would be no: insomnia.
The S. S. before ships name
may soon stand for Ship Subsidy.
Did youss know that straw hats
for spring are being made now?
Father always learns what his
Christmas present cost.
Near West Rumney, N. H., man
caught an eagle in a skunk trap,
much to the eagles disgust.
The sewing machine was patented
in 1870 and neighbors have dropped
in to use it ever since. l
A, Washington man has paid $500
for 20 eggs that haven't been laid,
so this must make the hen nervous.
! Have the movie refOrmers consid-
cred barring all films in which any
movie actors take parts?
Seattle auto driver ran into new =
building going up and may claim it
was on the wrong side of the street.
Reader asks if a clause in a will
in your favor is Santa Claus. Yes.
A bird sang over the Detroit News
radio. Why not broadcast chicken
frying in some country kitchen?
Ordinary. travel may broaden one,
but Christmas travel flattens one.
Skirts are longer, so they can
be shortened again.
A COW has four stomachs and that
us what boy wishes he was.
Speaking Of full measure, many a
pint bottle holds a barrel of talk.
Marriages. are made in heaven and
delivered under mistletoe.
I Weep and the world weeps with
you, laugh and they think you have
coal in your cellar.
All people acting foolish are not
acting.
I All work and no play shows Jack
blame fool. .>,
The incest Ipart about going home
Christmas is you can tell all kinds
of crazy things about where you
have been.
Flats are too small. Notice by
changing little space built-in con-
/ veniences become built inconveni-
ences. ~
! Carpenter will fight Sikh in March,
SO one will come in like lion and
! 20 out like lamb.
Chicago woman found her missing
husband safely married to another
| woman in Boston, showing there
was no use in her worrying.
Rolling stones reach the bottom
Do you realize poetry for spring
magazines is being written now?
1t is estimated Christmas cigars
cause too many headaches.
Don't forget the Christmas slogan,
age 1900,. "Swap Early" .
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
A THOUGHT

A wrathful man stirreth up strife,
but he that is slow to anger ap-
pcaseth strife.-Proverbs 1913.
Anger is like
; A full hot horse who, being al
lowed his way,
Self-mettle tires him.
Shakespeare.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
NEWS BRIEFS

Sioux Falls, S. D-Milwaukee
Railroad contemplates expenditure
|$5oo,O0O for improvements it's termi-
nal here, according to petition filed
with city commission. !
.sl ~. -- E.i4t4
Rugby, N. Drank Saunder, alias
Ben Strauss, waived examination and
bound over to district court charge
of robbing Wolford State Bank.
Minneapolis.-Almon E&s Chllsom,
43, formerly in banking business at
Webster and .Roselyn, South Dakota,
and holding real estate interest in
South Dakota and Montana, died at
home here following operation acute
appendicitis. IA
Valley City, N. D.-Angus Robert
son, Ga, county charge, killed when
run down by Northern Pacific pas
senger train.
q Dublin.-A resolution in favor of
the rcconvening of the General Sim
Fein convention, as move for peace
was reported passed at meeting OF
Sim Fein clubs.
Rome.-Sc.cntists, artists and men
of letters were among the "a persons
whom Premier Mussolini has decid-
ed to appoint as senators.
Berlin.-Chancellor Cuno resumed
a discussion with his ministers Of
amplifed reparatiens proposals which
it is said would include an offer for
definitely fixing the reparations to.
tai based ON present survey Of Ger
mariy's economic capacity.
New York. The organization
known as the Workers Party of
America sent message to the COM
lnunist internationale as Moscow
saying its convention had devoted
itself to building revolutionary
movement in America.
Mexico City.-The chamber of dep
uties approved the bill presented by
President Obregon proposing amens-
ty for rebel prisoners.
Washington. - Hannis Taylor, for
United States minister to Spain and
recognized authority of international
law, died.
New York.-A movement to pur-
chase and restore the cottage Of
Izaak Walton, Prince of Anglers, at
Shallowford, England, was announc-
ed.
London. The Daily Mail anndunc-
led <an electrician has completed q
process for wireless photography.
Honolulu. .-Advices said musical
selections broadcast by a wireless
sattion at Atlanta, Ga, were head at
Wailuku, island of Maui. .v
Neutrality-suspicious. Knutson Of
St. Cloud, Mimi, was selected as an
agricultural representative Of the
car service division of the, Ameri-
can Railway association, under a plan
of the association to keep more close
ly in touch with agricultural tran
sportation needs.
+ Washington. Conrad E. Spens
prepared his resignation as federal
fuel distributor.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Do you realize poetry for spring
is being written now? e
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

1t is estimated Christmas cigar
cause too many headaches.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
WINNER OF FOUR .s.,,.r.s 81 !: !!
DECORATIONS DEAD

Tacoma, WASH, Dec. 27.-Elias Jay
Messenger, "a, United States ma
rine in the world war, twice wound
ed and awarded four decorations.
died here today. Messenger who ep-
listed at the age Of II, was awarded
the distinguished service cross; the
Croix de Guerre, the Navy medal and
the Marine medal.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
SECURES s325

SECURES 1925
Duluth. MINI, Dec. 27.-some one
familiar with the comingation open
ed the safe in a LEGAL theater last
night and took 1925 in cash, police
announced today.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

tone up weak. inactive, sluggish kid.
aeys and help rid the blood Of poison.
ness waste matter thst causes aches and
pains in arms aud legs. backache, rheu.
matte pains, sore muscles. ssif OF
,wolien joints.
lsssc B. Turnman. Asbury Park. NJ writes:
Ay back csused me great deal of trouble for
one tine. lexperieuced sharp, shooting pains
which were due to the condition Of my kidnev..
0he bottle sf Foley Kidney Pills eosapletely
slisved me. The pains left my bsek. recon-
ssnd fslsy Kidney Piils % my fsiesds."
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Don't forget the Christmas slogan
age 1900, Swap Early"
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Rolling stones reach the bottom
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
Have Pains?

Aches aud pains seem to be the lot,
ofthe ordinary mortal. However, these
should be taken simply y nsture's
warning Signals that some pant of the
human machine 10 out of order. It is q
mistake to resign ones self to physical
torture when the cause can be removed
Foley Kidney Pills
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Chicago woman found her missing
husband safely married to another
woman in Boston, showing there
was no use in her worrying.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27
MONEY HIDING DANGEROUS.

Geneva, Switzerland, Dec. PA
miller who hid bank notes to the
value of four. thousand francs in. a
shack of flour during the recent scare
caused by the proposal to levy tax
on capital, is now securing the can
ton of Argovie in an attempt to re-
cover his funds.
The sack Of -four in question was
by error included in delivery with
other sacks, and sold by the retailer
to some housewife who, thus far,
has not reported any expected prize
in her package.
A good many Swiss during the
money scare drew their money out
Of banks and coahded it to improvis-
ed repositories which in some cases
proved to be unsafe. One man, fol-
lowing the example. of the farmer of
Lorient, France, put thousand
franc note in a gun barrel, and then
forgot it. He shot the money away,
a few days later when firing at a
rabbit.
WINNER OF FOUR ss,.,,, ,;..i:
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Washington.-Elmer Knutson Of
St. Cloud, Mimi, was selected as an
agricultural representative Of the
car service division of the Ameri-
can Railway association, under a plan
of the association to keep more close
ly in touch with agricultural tran
sportation needs.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

i A cow has four stomachs and that
is what boy wishes he was.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Carpenter will fight Sikh in March,
so one will come in like lion and
20 out like lamb.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Skirts are longer, so they can
be shortened again.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Honolulu.-Advices said musical
selections broadcast by wireless
sattion at Atlanta, Ca, were head at
Wailuku, island of Maui. ~
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

w ashington. - Conrad E. Spens
prepared his resignation as federal
fuel distributor.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Ordinary travel may broaden one,
but Christmas travel fattens one.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

A bird sang over the Detroit News
radio. Why not broadcast chicken
frying in some country kitchen?
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

All work and no play shows Jack
q blame fool.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-12-27

Speaking Of full measure, many a
pint bottle holds a barrel of talk.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
SPORTS
B. H. S. and eE. B." Rivals Clash.

Brattleboro's scrappy little gridiron
crew j0urneyed to Greenfield Saturday
to battle with their old Massachusetts
rivals, playing their usual brand of clean.
hard-fought football.
Greenfield was more than a little sur
prised at the outcome of the game, set
ting the score at a margin of 100, but
falling short about SO points, the final
score being 300 in their favor
This game was q snappy exhibition of
football. both teams fighting for every
inch of the ground gained throughout the
entire four periods, many times coming
dangerously near TO touchdown.
BrattleborO was very effective on its
punting, and showed much superior
brand of playing in every way over their
previous game with Springfield.
The team is ready to pull down" its
next victory Saturday, when it plays the
aggregation from Amherst. A good game
is expected, as Amherst has a fighting
squad and we know the ability of the
local eleven.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
CLUBS
Freneh CInb TomorroW NigIlt.

A meeting of the Cercle Francois viii
be held tomorrow evening in the main
room at 40 Dorothy Edwards has
charge of the program and Ruth Knowl-
ton is chairman of the refreshments
committee The main feature of the
program will be the presentation of a
one-act comedy entitled La Surprise
d'Isidore. by members of French "a and
"A classes. In addition to this there
will be a causerie. La Malade Imagin-
aire. by Eleanor Manley and Eleanor
Rogers. The cast for La Surprise
dIsidore is as follows: Isidore, Archie
Adams; Adolph Picard, a specialist for
insane persons, John Russell Nine. Pic
ard. Elizabeth Schwenk; Jeanne, the
nurse. Alice Boyden; Nine. Duval, the
doctors mother-in-law, ALA Fitzgerald
Winifred Cain and Clark Maynard
who have received some particularly in
teresting letters. pictures and souvenirs
from France, will speak briefly about
their correspondents. 1t is hoped that
every member of the French club will be
present tomorrow evening as the enter
tainment has been carefully planned
and promises to be unusually interest
ing.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
3. II. $. SPOTLIGHT

probation class or not. Both written
and keyboard harmony Will be taken up
and the course will be interesting and
very much worth while throughout.
greatly appreciate the fact that Miss
Hawley has so willingly consented TO
teach the course.
Subscribe for The Dial
The campaign for Dial subscriptions
as vet has not been as successful as the
members of The Dial board had expected
it would be. Only about $50 subscrip-
tions have been received, but it is hoped
that at least 200 subscriptions will be
obtained. Here is a chance for the
townspeop1e and the alumni of B. III. S.
to show their interest in the school by
patronizing its most representative actiy-
ity Subscribe for The Dial now if you
have not already done so.
The cataloguing of the English library
in room 8 is nearly completed. One
shelf contains special plays. another shelf
reference books for juniors or sopho-
mores who are studying poetry and
there is one shelf where stories written
by the same authors as the short stories
which the freshmen are now reading may
be found
Elizabeth Schwenk, president of the
French club. recently made an appeal 10
all members of the French club who are
interested in singing French songs to get
together and learn some news songs for
French club. Miss Whittemore has
kindly consented to assist in learning
new songs.
Members of French lila are finding
the study of Les Oberle very interesting.
The story is illustrative of the family
trials and difference of opinion result
ing from the German occupation of
Alsace 90 years ago.
The contest for the position of assis--
tant alumni editor of The Dial is still
open to any juniors or sophomores who
wish to compete.
Miss Craig, teacher of English, who
has been i'll with severe influenza cold,
has been taken TO the Memorial hospital
for medical attendance. In the mean
time her classes are being taken by Mrs.
Morgan Sherman.
Rev. Arthur V. Woodwork conducted
Mrs Spooner's classes in her absence
from school yesterday.
Clark Maynard has received from his
Belgian correspondent a package of
cards from the great underground cave
of Belgium, the Hans Grotto. The
Grotto is in the ArdenEes region of Bel
GUM and Is $50 meters below the earth's
surface. This phenomenon was formed
by stream, one of those whose entire
course lies beneath the surface. Crystals
of many and gorgeous colors are predomi,
nant. as well as weird rock formations
and smaller caves. The. river is narrow
and twisting. but in some places deep
enough for boats. This is traversed by
paths and bridges so that it is possible
to travel it throughout Various parts
are named for mythical parts of the
Greek kingdom, and of the underworld
This Grotto has become one of the lead
ing attractions for tourists in Belgium.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
SIS MIDDLEBURY STUDENTS.
Men and Women Nearly Equally Di-
embellishments by States.

MIDDLEBURY, Oct. 31.-FinaI fig
ures from the office of the registrar of
Middlebury college show total enroll
ment of 53S students. OF these 271 are
enrolled in the mems college and 267 in
the womens college.
Statistics show that Vermont heads
the list in both colleges with total of
1S2 of wnom Y are men and 10 are
women. Massachusetts follows with a
total of 81, SO of whom are men and %
women.
New York takes third place with &C
men and % women. Connecticut with
81 men and % women and New Jersey
with % men and IL women.
The total number from the other
states is as follows: New Hampshire
81. Wisconsin 10, Ohio, FIVE, Rhode
Island FIVE, Maine three, California two,
District of Columbia two, Florida two.
Illinois two, Delaware one, Maryland
one. Utah one, China one and Syria one.
The graduate students number 10, the
seniors 101, the juniors 113, the sophie
mores 40 and the freshmen 164.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
LOCAL NEWS
PHYSICS CLASSES VISIT DAM.
Guide Accompanies Party Over the
Works at Nottingham.

puiuo accompanies Edfty over the
Works at Nottingham.
The two physics classes went Mon
day by automobile 10 Nottingham to
study the great earth dam which is to
be the largest in the world. The pro-
Ject includes an earth dam 1000 to 1 400
feet thick at the base, so feet at the
top, and 200 feet higher than the level
OF the present river bed a tunnel 800
feet long which carries the river around
this dam, making it possible for the men
TO work In the former river bed a
slulce-way or penstock to carry the water
tour miles over the hills to the power
station at Sherman; the raising of the
railroad tracks, now beside the river. to
q height beyond the reach of the waters
me rebuilding of roads which are main
InoroughfareS between Wilmington
Nottingham and other surrounding
towns; the tearing down of houses and
rebuilding them elsewhere the cutting
OF the timber which will be destroyed by
the water
This great earth and mud dam. begun
last May and to be finished in 1925 Is
being built in three sections.-tbe two
outer sections being Just dumped in
loose, while the center section is washed
Dy hydraulic pressure, this latter max
ing the whole dam very strong.
On this trip, the physics classes were
able to see examples of the appliance of
physics, some of which are The use Of
steam, pulieys fulcrum and levers. com.
pressed air, hydraulic appliances. Per.
maps the parts of the work most inter
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
CATHOLIC WOMEN TO MEET.
National Council to Hold Convention IN
Washington Nov o105

WASHINGTON, Oct. 31.-Catholic
women from all parts of the United
States will attend the second annual con
vention here of the National Council Of
Catholic Women. from November 81 TO
%, to discuss social work in which Cath
oiic women are engaged. The program
includes discussion or plans for organiza-
tons in the various sections of the conn
try.
Among the subjects to be presented
are: Girl Welfare. Housing Conditions
for Girls and Women IN Industrial
Cities, Women in Industry, Travellers
Aid, and immigration and International
Relations
During the convention the delegates
will visit the National Catholic Service
school, conducted by the council. which
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31

offers courses in social work. The object
of the school is to train Catholic women
for leadership in their communities and
also to prepare trained social workers.
The courses include: ethics, sociology
clinical psychology, economies, social
case work, public health. child h. inc,
home economics and other similar sub
jects
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
In Suspense.

Hub How did you like my speech at
the meeting last night?"
Wife-"It reminded me of the time
you eourted me, dear"
Hub-''How so?''
Wife-"Why. ] thought you never
would come to the point. Boston Tran
script.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
ANY FAMILY MAY TRY IT FREE

Thousands Of parents are asking
themselves, Where can find trust
lOorthy tardtipe that anyone lE the
family can use SUhen constipdted?"
I urge you 10 try Syrup Pepsin-
/ ioiH gladly prouide a liberal free
test. Write me achere TO send It.
Address DR.. w. B. CdldlocH, SIS
Washington ST., Monticello, Illinois.
Do IL n0tU!
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31
Paying Job.

On his first job John ID. Rockefeller
worked three months and earned $50. On
his last job he didn't work at all and
earned $4,000, OOO-Nashville Tennes-
sean.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-31

They are constr
patton and COM
mon colds. Many
doctors now be-
lieye that colds,
tonsilitis, a touch
of malaria viii
cause constipa-
ton, instead of
constipation be-
ing their cause.
The fact remains