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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-05
EMBALMED LANGUAGE.

A German professor has engaged in the task Of
making record of all the languages of the present
DAY. He is preserving them on copper photograph
discs which, he says, will last for ten thousand
Years.
1t is an Interesting and harmless amusement
and important only because of the field of specula-
ton it opens as to what the words of to-
day will carry to the women who turn on
The machine ten thousand years hence.
Suppose for instance. that the Berlin professor
embalms for the future description of the present
style of dress Would that description
be ineligible to the women of those years to come
when they listened to of short skirts of silk
waists, OF ermne furs?
Long before that period arrives woman will have
found new of covering her body, sensible
and healthful ones as different in texture and in
style from present today differs from the wells
which Cleopatra wore when she charmed Caesar on
the Nile a few centuries ago.
II he should transcribe for future the address
e the French premier on the question CT hate to
the uttermost the people in the future would not
understand the term for In that day hate will have
disappeared with the other useless and destructive
emotions and forces
If the words were descriptive of a railway train,
probably no student of history would be able TO
reconstruct in Imagination the means now used
:or transportation.
II is not inconceiveable that long oe1ore THESE
copper plates lose their messages, that language
itself will have disappeared and that communica-
ton between human beings will be carried on by
knowledge the power of telepathy that will send
its message from brain TO brain unerringly as
today it is carried the copper wires Of the
telephone
OF course the Berlin professor will set salts
faction out of his work. He is doing something
different and in that act is giving expression
% the forces that are work in the world which
change all life and make everything obsolete and
old almost before 1t is created.
King of Siam his only one wife while his father
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-05

At another appointment with the
fortune teller she took the belt TO
examine it and then gave II back.
When Telone appeared for his third
appointment she had disappeared.
He then examined his money belt
and found the money had vanished
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-05

Call Aetna Cleaners. Garments
hats cleaned. L. s37s, SIS f. Sam
Pile One day service cheerfully
given. Advt.-23s-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-05

Buy two Cinco cigars for IS cents.
adv 246tf
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

my homework all through the month.
recommend your Vegetable Compound
TO my friends for female troubles. p
Mrs. DELLA SCHoLZ, 1412 Salisbury
Street, st. Louis, Mo.
Just think for a moment. Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has
been in use for nearly fifty years. It is
prepar ed from medicinal plants, by the
utmost pharmaceutical skill, and supe-
combined in the Compound correct the
conditions which cause such annoying
symptoms as had been troubling Mrs.
Scholz. The Vegetable Compound exer-
cises restorative influence of the most
desirable character, correcting the trou-
BILE in gentle but efficient manner.
This is noted, by the disappearance, one
after another, of the disagreeable
symptoms.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
A Bio Reduction.

a certain young man, who was am
billions to shine in the newspaper
world, did not last very long on the
paper IN a Western town that gave
him his chance.
He was assigned to cover a fire
in group of ice houses near town.
After telling how they went up in
flames, he inserted this statement in
story:
Accordingly twelve hundred tons
of ice were reduced to ashes"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
Sil1lldaySelleoI
= Lesson =

IBy REV. r. b. FITZWAIlln. D. D !
Teacher OF English Bible in tile aIoods
Bible Institute Of Chicago.)
Copyright. 1922, Western Newspap per Unoc
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

FOR COON, OPOSSUM, RABBIT DOGS
FOR SALE, write me your wants w c.
CAWTHON, Box 533, ALMA, ARKANSAS.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
Manner of Administering.

A cowboy living near Big Stranger
was complaining to the new school
marin about his stiff legs.
II think" she said, "a course In del
sarte would benefit you."
How do you take that?" he asked.
.'Do you take it with spoon or does
1t come in capsules?"
"It's the kind of thing" she replied,
s.that you shake while taking. Union
Pacific Bulletin.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
LESSON FOR JANUARY Is
ELIJAH's CHALLENGE OF EAhL
WORSHIP.

LESSON TEXT Kings Shat
GOLDEN TExT-This is the vieioia
that overcometh the world. even OH
-faith.-I John ga.
REFERENCE MATERIAL--Josh q
A-2S; Eph. 6:1O-20
PRIMARY TOPIC-God Answers Eli
jah's prayer.
JUNIOR TOPIC-One Man Against -Four
Hundred and Fifty.
AND SENIOR to PIC
-Jehovah's Victorious Champion.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
Modern Evils: How to Fight Them
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
Don't Forget cuticura TaIcum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisite face, skin, baby and dust
ing powder and perfume, rendering
other perfumes superauous. You may
rely on it because one of the Cuticura
Trio (Soap, Ointment anC Talcum).
25c each everywhere Advertisement
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
knowledge.

Edward age four, fell and hurt him
self and his mother fully expected
him to cry, but was agreeably sur
prised when he did not.
ooh, you are little man, aren't
you? Men don't cry" said his mother.
"No, but they cuss," Edward said,
knowingly.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

had backache and
had to go to bed as I
could not work. Ny
m D til e r and my
whole family always
took Lydia e. Pink
hams v ege ia bic
Compound for such
troubles and they
induced me to try It
and It has helped me
very much. / don't
have cramps any
moro and I Gan dO
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

There is a rafting old time when
the family skeleton escapes from its
closet.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
Exact Copy of Wrapper.

Anyone can complacently wear a
suit four years old when he's got
eleven.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20
CRAMPS, PAINS
and BACkACHE
St. Louis Woman Relieved by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound

st. Louis, Mo. ss was bothered
with cramps and pains every month and
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

A man may work and fool people
into the belief that he's loafing, but
not vice versa.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1922-01-20

Another Viewpoint.
Beginner (after repeated failures)-
"Funny game, golf" Caddie-" 'Tain't
meant to be"--Punch.
The New York herald., 1922-10-15

UnfuruisneA
Above 5oth St.-5th Av. to North River.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29

BuftEk husbsns os K Sa,e' '1a; x:biHSnB iHBMTs0MB Tso,sn
son ana son of late Newconb Butler snd
services. at Church OF H. JsmSs tbs uIhs.s' Is.s
Falls ot schuyikilI. Mon. M Please
"WALLxcE.-Msy 20. MARIA G. u,ao,
Of Robert Bruce Wallsce. In her sotb ycsr
Relatiyes and friends are invited 10 aitsnd
funeral seIyines Mon, q p. III. preoiscw
at the residence Of her eon.in.iaw. Wsitss,
w, we!nsartner. 5I8a N. 10th a. "aiter int,
ave-. Fo1 Chase, nANNAH WAfTsRE A. f2gs EessSn ss,.
tiyes and friends inyited TO funeral .erv,css
on Monday at p. NJ. at Parlors OF Gsnees Gas,ces
Chandler Paul & Son. 1881 N. iath Is,
49,. !. ..WAaRENi-M.y eS. WILLIAM r.. nus.
Funeral services Mon. M MiHrSI. 9dsyIiaSS,I..
ssyins r,c Tine, a his late residence. Mitchell
a WEAVER. .,-siuddeniy,- May 2s. AMBROSE
s.. W. husband Of Florence q. Weaver,
cisviIle Council, No. sS7. o. Of ana
Science Council. No. So. d. Of L.. are IN.
yitsd To-. 70 funeral services. wed. = p. NJ.
-,WEBER: :--Suddeniy. May os. AUGUSTA.
vile of David Weber. aged so Relative;
and friends. also ,Hyman Lodge, No IS'
!! q. B. A.. are Invited to attsnd funeral
,Serviess;;a Tues, p. N, precisely. at her
Wynnsfeld. Int Montenors Gem. Kindly
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29
IDENTIFY CAMDEN SUICIDE
Forget Me and ee Happy" n.
Wrote In Farewell Note

A man who shot and killed him.
self in the Ridgway Hotel, Camden,
Saturday night, was identified today as
Aubrey Bowers. Littlestown, Pa.
A note addressed to Friend" found
In the pocket Of the suicide says:
II thought ! would live forever, but
now ! am seriously Ill, Catherine, and
there is no hope. You can easily forget
me and be happy"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29
WHEN DOES SHE SAIL?

Every day. In the Business Section OF the
~orninK PrBLIc LEDGER there is an accurst te
snS complete list OF vessels sailing from
sNiladelphia 10 every quarter OF the globe,
rnia and other important shipping news Is
tound under Marine News---Commerce Of
tSe PORT every morning IN the PUBLIC
fSpcER. Make II a Habit. ."--Adr.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29
hnATms

wEBsTER.--May 81. 1929. JAMES. hus,
bnnd Of Annie webster:- Funeral we'd ~, r.
Beivue Gem. Remains may be viewed Tues
after r NJ % 900, WILLIAM cpA.
nam. husband OF Elizabeth A.. Wilson. aged
30. Funeral services Tues, II A. n. s@Sos @
Thompson & p.i.,,ins 81 rasr l%dss a. CHAPTER, e No
?toa anI and T. Wilmington Camp. No, si2. =. 9.
Of a.. invited e smsd In. Mon Wss'm,ns'sf eWs Gem
eYiERKEs.ZAt West chester. Pa. on May
a.. 1929 ANNA r.; wife OF Earl =, rerkes, a,s
invited 10 the service on Tuesday afternoon
May 80, at 4 O'Clock. at ~ high st,
West Chester. Interment at Greenmoun'
Cemetcry.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29

More important still, he will in.
crease his mastery. over his refrac.
tory body and when he has accomplished
that he has learned very important
lesson.
GCLF is excellent exercise--thc best
~ In the world for men past forty,
and 1t is splendid discipline.
Perhaps ten men out Of every five
hundred who play 1t ever get 10 be
really good golfers. But that doesn' I
matter. II they get to be fair golfers
they have learned lesson that is fur
more valuable than the ability to cap.
ture cups-the lesson Of how TO make
ones body behave.
..s a Copyright, 1879
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29
Il Uncommon Sense !; A Peace Without Viciory
BY JOHN BLAKE

Y ~ rs fortunate that the game Of golf
n !. coming to be played by the poor
(. we'll as by the rich.
~. "a an excellent thing. that cities
~. establishing public golf courses,
ror the game of golf renews mans
80 with himself, which Is a war that
roo often allowed to sink into a
ss.ce without victory.
~ a. noticed that the Scotch are a
...,f,r and self controlled race, who
.,.ost invariably prosper when they
s s,o ~ countries where money Is more
ssyIsntiful than 1t is in the highlands.
rrHE Scotch play golf, and on the
IA .olf links they learn to master them
which is necessary II any one
4 to play that game.
~. a man to play golf he must con.
..sr absolutely rebcllious nerves and
SCusc,es and rowing eyes.
ue must fight eternally against the
lnr1ination Of his body to 30 things
~hich the mind forbids IT to 90.
Nearly all golfers know exactly what
theic hands and their snouiders ana
ssir knees ought to do In order to
make accurate shots, -.
Fev indeed, are the golfers who can
Z Sn,rr these members to do as they ought
10 do.
n,HE writer knows one man who has
III taken lessons from twenty profes.
s,onsls. and who could write help.
All hook about the art Of .golfing. Yet
4. Nc one of the worst players in the
~orld. chiefly because he has rebel
Hans set of muscles, and an eve which
Viii not stay where he tells It to stay
every time she takes club in his hand
But he is improving a little. and so
wil every golfer improve who tries to.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1922-05-29
SCOUTS PLAN PILGRIMAGE
500 viii Go 70 Valley Forge To-
morrow on Special Train

Five hundred Boy Scouts of District
s, will 80 to Valley Forge tomorrow in
special train over the PHILADELPHIA
and Reading Railway for their annual
pilgrimage. The party will be in
charge Of George Bodine.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
TX/HAT HAPPENED When
VYSheila Elliston Refused Love-
BY 1DAH McGLoNE GIBSON

| lately and they would never be sep
arated again.
"'Of course, said Susanne, Fun-
der the circumstances, Phil, ! can
not go to your wife, but thought,
perhaps, that you might tell her
and make some arrangements to
give an unloving wife to the man
she really loves. /"
"Oh, Phil" / broke in, ''why did
you not go to Sheila at that time
and ask her to explain all this to
youf"
"Because I loved her, because I
knew 1 could not live without her.
1t seemed to me, Kay, that saw in
Sheila signs of the truth of what
Susanne told me. You surely will
agree that Sheila began about this
time to withdraw within herself.
And then l must tell you that once,
just after we were married, Sheila
offered to tell me the whole story
of why she first refused my love.
"At that time, thinking knew
it all and hoping to save her pain,
refused to listen. told her i was
satisfied to let the past stay bur-
led"
"Oh, Phil, Phil, did you not real
ize that it was not the dead past,
but the torturing present and the
despairing future that Sheila was
trying to tell you aboutF's
Don't Kay, don't upbraid me. I
only know that l was insanely jeal-
Gus. 1t seemed to me that if I wait
ed long enough that l could max e
Sheila love me. She was my wife
and l was ready to keep her at any
cost. G
FIt was at this time that Sheila
began to be interested in Mrs. Wal
toms philanthropie schemes.
81 was very glad of this until l
noticed how often she and Tony
Soper were together. Susanne told
me that she was afraid that my
wife was not only betraying me,
but was also being false to the pro-
testations she had written to her
brother.
II think then I went mad.
For the firstitime | really began
to believe all that Susanne had been
telling me. watched her closely
when she was with me and she did
not know she was being observed.
She seemed herself when she was
with me"
ooh, Phil, Phil, how blind you
were"
Tomorrow-The Picture in the
Rogues Gallery.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
New interpretations

Capitalized at $1,000,000 the
Homestead Iron Dyke Mines com
pany, with headquarters at
Homestead, Baker county, filed
articles of incorporation with the
state corporation department here
Wednesday. The incorporators are
Thayer Lindsey, A. w. Payne
and Estes Snedecor.
other corporations filing artl-
cles Wednesday were:
The Square and Compasses
club, Corvallis; $1,000; L. M.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
Along State Street
A woman always looks on the bright side

woman always looks the bright side-of a mirror.
Never sit down and take what comesgo after what you
want
The who has nothing say always succeeds say
ing it.
Fappersm has reached the point where has be-
come infant industry
According postal statistics the average man receives
112 letter year Not if he pays his bills
The life of $5 bin is said to be about ten months but
with most of it fingers for about ten minutes.
France said to considering marking the indemnity
down 40 per cent. in hope of getting the other 60.
Amundsen is preparing to fly the Pole If he sue
ceeds, he viii have broken all records in the Pole vault
IN the old days. the Grand Opera House and Palace
Livery Stable Now they call them the and the garage
Since it figured that spend IS per cent of the
oney in the world, most may understand why they
-or have much.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
STORE HERE ROBBED AGAIN

For the second time within
few days, the Neimeyer drug store
on north Commercial street, was
burglarized sometime early this
morning.
A watch, a flashlight and some
drugs were stolen, according to a
report made to the police. En-
trance was gained through rear
door.
The burglary was discovered by
Harry Rowe, of the merchants
patrol. .
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
Phil,s Confession

"What mess made Of it by
advising Sheila never to tell Phil
her story" murmured distractedly
half aloud. Then openly / added,
"Why did I not tell Sheila to tell
you the whole story PhilF Why did
| not insist that you should be toldY
All this trouble would have then
been averted." "
II can forgive you for that,
Kay" said Phil, comprehendingly
For whatever else has come to me,
my marriage with Sheila has given
me few months of the greatest
bliss that any man has ever
known"
'Then you would not have mar
ried Sheila if she had told you the
story2'
"How could l if she told me the
truthY She would have to have told
me that she did not love me"
"What are you talking about
Phillip Spencerf"
Kay, dear, you must know that
when Susanne sent for me she told
me that she had at first believed
that Sheila was the adventures
that her father had arrested. Su-
same fully agreed that the only
way to save her brother from her
was to send him away as her father
had done.
"I hated to tell you this, Su-
same told me and while | was de-
batting how to break to you this
news. l found something among my
fathers papers that proved that
whatever Shcila had been, she
might have really loved my brother
and that my father (God forgive
him) had hatched up the accusation
against her to prevent her from
marrying Walter
THAT Kay, was the night / came
home lind insisted upon 6heila's
marrying me Immediately. That
was my monumental mistake. In
my selfish egotism, I could not
think otherwise than that my great
love would begin greater love. Al
though Sheila had not been very
demonstrative, | was sure that she
reciprocated-that she loved me as
| loved her.
"It seemed to me that night, al
though nothing was said, that she
must know that / knew her story"
Phil broke off abruptly as though
he were waiting for me to say some
thing, burt ! was turned to stone,
had comprehended only one
thing in all this story. My brother
Phil knew Sheila's sad story before.
he married her and his answer to
it was his insistence upon immed-
late marriage,
ooh, Katherine, no one was ever
rs happy as - continued Phil. emo
one ever knew such bliss as | knew
for the time that Sheila and | were
away after We were married and
for few months after we returned
'Then one day Susanne sent for
me and although l told her that mo-
thing she could say would change
me in any particular and that from
she and / must be
strangers, she said that she had alb
,olute proof that my wife still low
"a her hrother-@that she had been
IN communication with him since
lur marriage. She told me that she
thought ought to know that her
brother was on his way home to
,laim Sheila, that he had written
hat he would take her though all
he world stood in his way.
"Susanne showed me a letter from
Walter in which he said he had
Just received letter from Sheila
hat was the most loving and en-
Tearing that had ever been written
o amy man and he begged her--7Su-
'anne-to go to Sheila and tell her
hat he was coming back immed-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
Piano and PhOnograph
Prices Cut

Balance Of piano and phonograph
stock of Geo. G. win to be closed
out at ridiculous prices. New
monographs, old nationally adyer-
tised line cut one half. 81 down
buys any phonograph, $5 down
buys any piano. Good pianos for
as low as $50. Finer ones $165 up.
Sale soon closes.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
DOPE FIEND SENT ON WAY

@. e. Picard, 81 years OF age,
said by the police to be a dope
fiend. was ordered to leave town
Yesterday evening a short while
after he had been arrested.
Police said they found on Pi-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27

T1agg- !. A. Mcdonald and d. j.
Kiser. e7soo
II F. Dixon, NJ. L. Dixon ana
Grover G. Smith.
The United States Bakery
Portland; filed certificate show
ing an increase in capitalization
from $4,000 to 100000.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27

The increased sales Of cis,,,,,.
in this country is attributesI II,''s 4 \
hundreds of thousands of van' 4 \
who have joined the ranl,
smokers.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27
Night News
Summary

Rome-Italian Premier Facta
and his entire ministry resigned
after ultimatum from fascist and
compromise is sought to avert rev.
olution.
London-Mr. Bonar Law pra1s-
es Mr.. Lloyd-George as great per-
sonality, and prime minister sug-
gests he will invite British do
minions to conference to promote
empire trade.
Paris-French minister OF IL
nance promises France a normal
budget and tells chamber that 1t
will be adjusted within two or
three years.
Dublin-Republican members
of the Dali at secret meeting call
upon Eamon De Valera to resume
presidency of the Irish republic
and recognize the government.
Washington-President Hard
ing in letter to Secretary Weeks
declares that regular army of
125.00O men is as small as should
be contemplated in present world
conditions.
Washington-Internal revenue
officials report nation. wide at
tempts by business men to defraud
government by claiming fictitious
losses in income tax returns.
Washington - Republican ma
tional chairman asserts that ad-
ministration within 20 months
has turned five million wage earn
ers into profitable employment.
Paris-United States will avoid
direct participation in Lausanne
Near East peace conference but
will probably be represented by
official observer.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-10-27

card a needle used in adnISI.,.
ing drugs. He was taken iplo "
tody by Patrolman Shelton Y
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05
ELDER CREEK

Several attended the funeral of Mr.
Heacox at Bruce Sunday.
G. Joyner, our town chairman, spent
Wednesday at Couderay and Thursday
at Bloomer.
Alva Barnard had the misfortune to
run a pillow point through the thick of
his thumb.
Mr.. Hoyt and son, of Ladysmith,
spent Saturday night and Sunday at
the w. Whomes home.
Earl McEwen, who is employed at
Winter ON the dam, took supper Fri
day evening with his parents.
o. B. Dalton and wife, and Ernest
Weuthrich and family enjoyed a pic
mic at the river Sunday afternoon.
Pete Mikealomis is enjoying visit
from his sister, who arrived last Sat
urday from the old country. The lady,
we understand, plans on living with
her brother.
Mrs. j. Hunter and daughter, Irene,
Mrs. Millen and Bonita Scoles spent
Wednesday afternoon at the Emo home
discussing the bazaar the G. /. G. will
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05
WEIRGOR

Mrs. Amelia Humphrey left Sunday
evening for Chicago, where she was
called by her fathers death.
Harry Johnson, Ed Jacobson and
Don Harper left Tuesday for North
Dakota.
George Hubert received word Mon
day of the death of his daughter. Mr..
Hubert left Monday for Minneapolis.
William Dowal arrived here Sunday
from Minneapolis
J. A. Larson arrived here Thursday
from DEBORAH, Iowa, where he was
called by the death of his wife's sister
and son. Mrs. Larson remained in
DEBORAH, Ia, as she was unable to re-
turn home on account of sickness.
James Fitzgerald arrived here Sun
day from Chicago to visit his sister
Mrs. LovegrOve.
Oscar Peterson went to LadysmitE
Monday to consult doctor.
Miss Jordan, of Hayward, visited
school here Tuesday.
Rev Kellar conducted services here
Sunday.