New Britain herald., 1922-06-15

our last will and testament, hereby revoking all wills and codicils by us previously made.
 We give, devise and bequeath to our lawful heirs as follows:
 1. To our principal, Mir. Slade, we leave our sincere respect and nppre citation for his helpful advice and supervision during our stay here.
 ?. To the undergraduates we leave the privilege of entering the type writing room at any time, without permission.
 To the Juniors we leave all our old collar buttons. to be used for the col lection at Miss Hortense Nielsons re- citals.
 To The Orchestra
 4. To the High school orchestra we leave three new sets of drums and several extra heads, to replace those accidentally broken during the year
 5. To Duke" McCabe we leave q Gem Safety.
 6. To the underclassmen we leave our congraI aIulations - no more mill tary training.
 [. To our class advisors, Miss liar vey and Miss Weld, we leave our thanks and appreciation for their we'll directed and much-needed ad- vice. 9- a.. ..' u"
 s. To "Lil" Williams we leave phonograph record entitled, "Wah-1 Wanna Grow Big"
 Sister Slzic A
 3. To Alex Copeland we leave a fresh package of chewing gum, hop ing that it will stick with him for many years to come.
 10. To the janitor we leave our hopes that the old gent in the corner of the auditorium will be dusted more often in the future.
 II. To the undergrads we leave for their consideration the following problems:
 If Freda Gramitt started for home, would Albert Hitch -on-'er?
 If Earl holds Viola, is he the Bai- lee?
 If Mack left school, would Gather inc go long (Gullong) too?
 If Mabel left school, could Harry Whatnell bear it (Barret?
 Why does Dannie always seek his precious Jewel on Mullen Bush?
 What Asters GIsthers) grow in the heart of Dixie?
 If we declare war will Woods be for Peace?
 Is Hazel Rogers bound Bowne) to Norman?
 If Rose wilt not, will Freddy be sad SaddD :? Would Billy feel mean (Meehan) if l Anna had done i'm Dunham) 12. To a prominent school organi- cation we leave large vault, so that hey may safely keep their ice cream n the future
 IS, To Paul Lucas we leave the thrilling novel, "A Tailor Made Man"
 The Generali>simo A. To Sergeant major general | colonel Suess, we leave an electric light bulb as a shoulder or lament.
 Is, To each section pupil in 314 | We leave pair of gym shoes and | unch box to replace those that man i6tu LO ldIlI III lIlt "dSlt bdSktI.
 16 To the administration we leave | l new system, whereby, at the end | ,f each five week period, pupils can 'e dismissed early Ao meet the mail nan on the street.
 Remember the Dumbells
 IT. To Mrs. Dempsey we leave our ,reatest regret that we are not able c understand the sub-conscious mind md it's functions.
 IS. To room 309 we leave one dog n erasers to be used temporarily, un- il the permanent inmates are re- moved from the lighting fixtures. 19. To Backgren, Doyle and Graes- CT, we dedicate the. front row in Fox's.
 20. To Miss Walsh we leave an vorv set and block of solid marble o remind her of her first period class n algebra.
 Hail The Chief
 21. To Colonel Catlin we leave our expect and admiration for the per onal interest he has taken in each member of the unit.
 2e. To Albert White, our pianist t assem plies. we leave a new march