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New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
When Feller Needs a Friend
To the Editor of The Tribune

Sir: A remarkable and helpful
when Feller Needs Friend" car
toon by Briggs is that Of the two rich
men so accustomed to all the comforts
and pleasures of life, one of whom is
thoughtlessly saying with circus tickets
in his hand to give away: NO l cant
think Of soul!" The poor little chill
dren with their wondering, pleading
expectant faces standing by are so i'm
pressively depicted by Mr.. Briggs.
1t brings to ones mind our Lords
"table talk" while the guest of the
friendly Pharisecs" on the Sabbath
day and His last journey through
Galilee. For the host He had this
counsel: "But invite poor folk,
manned, lame, blind; and blessed shalt
thou be, because they have nothing to
requite thee with, for it shall be re-
Quilted thee at the resurrection Of the
righteous" CAROLINE B. AYERS.
Red Bank, N. j., April IL, 1929.
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Adventurous Ships
To the Editor of TIL.

10 the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: In your issue of TODAY an.
pears an account Of the departure Of
the Leviathan for Newport News. to
be reftted. 1 am of the opinion tba,
your reporter let himself bubble owe,
with enthusiasm when he made the
statement that "no ship in marine his.
tory has had so adventurous a caree,
as the Leviathan in her less than
eight years of sea service"
That Is pretty sweeping statement to
make about any vessel without a rrea,
deai OF deiving into marine history
with all due respect to the good serv.
ice accomplished by the Leviathan in
her somewhat brief period as a trans.
port there are vessels still afloat, some
under sail, that can offer much more
adventurous careers if placed on
record. CR pArTrpco>r
New York, April 10, 1929.
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Mr.. Lippmann' Answer

To the Editor Of "The Nation"
Sir: Mr.. Baker and | are discussing
the question of whether President Will
son could have remained ignorant Of
the secret treaties for full year after
they had been published in the news
papers, year during which Mr.. Wilson
was actively engaged in presenting his
views about the terms of peace through
series of public addresses He agrees
that Colonel House knew of the secret
treaties during this period and that
Secretary Lansing knew of at least one
Of them, namely, the treaty with Japan
in respect to the Pacific islands. / go
further now and assert that Mr. Lam
sing must have known about the Treaty
OF London in respect to Italy during
the spring of 1918 because he was en-
gagged IN active negotiations about it,
refer Mr.. Baker to the whole series
Of maneuvers about the recognition of
Jugo-Slav aspirations. Our government
recognized them ambiguously at the
end Of May. 1918, definitely at the
end OF June. I insist that it was i'm
possible for our government to take a
hand in the intricate dealings with
Italy on the Jugo-Slav question without
having cognizance of the central fact
IN the discussion-the Treaty of Lon
don.
10 be sure, these negotiations were
conducted in Mr.. Lansing's name, and
Mr.. Baker is at liberty to believe that
Mr.. Wilson did not know the facts
about an American policy which had as
Its objective the destruction of the
Austro- Hungarian Empire But l be-
lieve that Mr.. Wilson knew about tho
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
France and Her Critics

The French army, whose size is
criticized, is not consequence of
conditions within France but of con-
ditlons without. 1t does not repre-
sent French wishes, but is an in
eXorable and unwelcome necessity
which Is imposed.
A country with wealth and popu-
lation double those of France, whose
armies, about once every half century,
have regularly ravaged it's neighbor,
now feels bitter animosity toward
it. 1t not only suffers from a deep
sense Of national humiliation be-
cause of its recent defeat, but it
owes France some ten billion dol
lars, which it would not pay. At
present it probably has no intention
Of launching another attack, but
this is rather because it doubts sue
cess than because it is repentant.
Besides this German menace
Poland, whose preservation is neces-
sary to French safety, faces q peo-
pie with five times the Polish popu-
latlon which for century and
half held Poland in tyrannous sub
lection, and whose soldiers, only a
little more than two years ago, hos
tilely stood in the environs of the
Polish capital. So France must have
forces to guard not one frontier, but
two.
Finally, though she has pleaded
for international protection, France
has been refused by her late war
associates any definite promise Of
aid should she be assailed again.
She has been told to look after her
self Yet when she does this by
maintaining an army smaller than
this country would muster under
similar circumstances she is attacked
as imperialist. The charge is not
only unfair, but grossly illogical.
The case of France is not effec
lively presented. At Washington. in
stead of inviting discussion of dis
armament and consideration of it's
foundations, BRAND deprecated dis
cussion, and thus seemed to defend
armament. At Genoa Barthou has
made like mistake. Of all Euro
pean nations France is the most in
terested In disarmament -- would
gain the most from it. She NAV
welcome the fullest discussion. for
obviously the first fact that would
appear in the debate is that the prime
essential is to give France such
guarantees as will overawe all
threateners of her peace.
The French delegation at Genoa
proceeds on the theory that the
present French policy of self-pro-
lection is so obviously consequence
of denial of other protection that it
is superfuous to emphasize the rela-
ton. But in this France is too
complimentary to the worlds intel
ligence. AS to some matters public
opinion is dense, especially when it
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
More Truth Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
Now We Know the Reason

Baker made bread has developed tn.
napper. by deprivng her OF whoiesome
work in the kitchen,-A Baking Machine
What makes her so fIippity-hop-
pity,
SO foolishly fond of romance,
So shppity, hippity-hoppity
When Jazzing about in the
What makes her so nervous and
jiggilty
With never a thought in her
head?
Her rearing was higgilty piggilty:
She never was taught to make
bread!
She wouldn't be nearly so fiuttery.
Her mind on her feminine
charms,
If she'd put in her time in the
buttery,
With -four all over her arms.
She wouldn't be raucously chat
terry,
Spilling words in an unending
flow,
If her apron had ever been splat-
terry
With the good honest makin9s
of dough.
She wouldn't belong to sororities,
Which high schools now seek to
forbid,
II she'd toiled as the honey ma
jorities
Of our bread-making grand
mothers did.
She'd never behave nightly
tightly,
And act SO new-fangled and
strange,
In fact she would benefit nightly
BY spending her days at the
range.
But bread is now made at the
bakery,
All lovely and crusty and
brown,
And maidens will never get
Quakery
By dressing and going down
town.
They talk most inanelv and
vapidly;
Their dress fills their mothers
with shame,
They're growing intractable
rapidly,
But the baking machine is to
blame!
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
What Readers Sau

you husband and WIFE? A man is 9
man and a woman is a woman both be-
fore and after marriage, but neither is
husband nor wife until after marriage
Why then state at the end Of the cere.
mony that the man is still man. but
that the woman has been changed to q
wife?
The old phrase is relic of bar.
oarous age when a husband was con
sidered master and his wife his slave
F. WINTHROP WHITE
New Brighton, N Y, April 10. 1922
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
EASTER PARADE.

COP YEGG COP THUG COP YEGG COP
PROFESSIONAL BONDsMEN
POLICE BAND
CHARLES r. MURPHY
MAYOR HYLAN w. Il. HEARST
FLOAT
Ciuio Virtue
FnMINIsTs ART ARTISTS
BURGLARS BANDITS GUNMEN
INNOCENT BYSTANDERs
POLICE SHARPSHOOTERS
AMBULANCE AMBULANCE
MORGUE WAGON
FLOAT
Susanna and tho Elders
JOHN ROACH STRATON
CENSORS CENsORS CENsORs
DEMON RUM
REVENUE AGENTS BOOTLEGGERS
AMBULANCE AMBULANCE
FLAPPERS
OUTRAGED FATHERS
FLIPPERS
INDIGNANT MOTHERS
HOLD-UP MEN IN TWIN SKIES
GNTERVAL)
POLICE IN FLIVVER RUNABOUTS
GEORGE M'ANENY FRANK HEDLDY
INTHRBOROUGH BAND
MAYORS BUS MAYORS BUS
COP YEGG COP THUG COP YEGG COP
The Bolsheviki might sign promise
to be good if we offered them General
semenoff as bonus. r. .F.V.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
Mr.. Baker 8 Letter


To the Editor Of "The Nation"
Sir: 1t seems almost as though Mr.
Lippman, in his letter to "The Nation"
of March 80, had failed to read my ar
ticle in "The New York Times" Febru-
airy 26, before criticizing it. Mr. Lpp-
nann's letter contains three PROPOSE
tions, all Of which, as he says, I con-
sidered before publishing my article
With two Of them-that Colonel House
knew of the secret treaties and Sec
retary Lansing of at least one of them
i agree entirely, and have set forth
the facts In my article. If MIR. Lipp-
mann had read the article carefully he
would have discovered this. AS to the
third propositon-"that certain of
these points (the Fourteen)
are unintelligible without reference to
the secret treaty between France and
Russa"-I have before me the origi-
nal documents upon which Mr.. Wilson
formulated the Fourteen Points, which
expect in due course to print These
documents, which Mr.. Lippmann him
self had hand in preparing, contain
DO references to the secret treaties,
and Mr.. Lippmann is certainly incor-
rect in asserting that knowledge Of the
secret treaties was necessary in the
preparation of the Fourteen Points.
This is a complicated subject. I
have done my best to put down all the
facts / had, and shall add certain 9TH
ers, though they do not alter my con-
clusions In the revisions for book pub
lication. I would ask any who are in
terested to read my articles carefully
as basis Of Judgment.
Mr.. Lippmann apparently believes
that President Wilson deliberately pre-
varicated in his replies to the Senate
committee. Of course, he has a per
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

jority of Mr.. Wilson'S thick-and-
thin supporters are in the McAdoo
camp. Mr.. McAdoo is Mr.. Wilson, IS
son-in-law. Where did Mr.. Tumulty
get the idea that the Jefferson Day
dinner could be successfully used to
plaster Wilson Endorsement on Mr..
Cox?
Being an author has its advan-
tages. But it makes a practical
politician soft. Literary methods
will not work in politics-especially
in Democratic politics. Mr.. Tumulty
is learning this to his cost.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

deer by wildcats and cougars even
in the summer time that on the
game preserves Of the nation. such
as the one on the north rim Of the
Grand Canyon in Arizona, Uncle
Sam has paid hunters whose prime
duty is to kill of these marauders.
Smaller and quicker and fiercer
fighters than the cougars, the
wildcats are genuine pests and the
bounty placed upon their hides is
we'll warranted. A few more Berk-
shire Baron Munchausens could we'll
be employed in the regions where
the cats are the most numerous.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
The Marriage Pronouncement

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Now that it has been suggested
that certain changes be made in the
wording of the Episcopal marriage
service, I should like to suggest an
other change. Why retain, the mean
ingless phrase "I pronounce you man
and Wife? Why should not the Of
heiating clergyman say: * pronounce
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
MrfBEn OF THE ASSOCIATED rREss

rhs Associated Trees IA exclusively entitled tn
he tre for republication of all news dispatches
credited 70 81 or nos otherwise credited in this
sussY and the local OF spontaneous origin
jsiplisfsd herein
All tights of republication of all other matter
herein also reserved.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
The Conservationists' Corner

Sir: 1t has always occurred to US
that used pipe cleaners are the ideal
means Of effecting great economies for
the thrifty housekeeper. The forestry
experts tell us that within twenty or
thirty years conditions will be fright
full by reason of the destruction of
cur forests. Think, then, what will
become Of the toothpick supply
With little forethought we can
avert such a catastrophe. After ac-
cumulating thirty or forty pipe clean
ers, take galvanized iron pail and
place it on the kitchen range Start
small fire in the pail, and when this
has been done throw the used pipe
Cleaners into the fire. After a short
| time the blaze will have removed every
thing from the wire. After the fire is
out Crowded, Of course, that you
haven't been interrupted by the Fire
Department. take each strand and cut
into three pieces. You will hnd YOU
now have good permanent supply of
efficient and unbreakable toothpicks,
we'll sterilized as result of the great
heat.
All this will not only be tho means
OF effecting material reduction in the
family budget, but will also aid In the
! great fight now being waged to con-
serve our forests.
MERVIN l.. LANE.
Honored Sir: In Wednesdays Trib-
| une an Idea for the utilization Of old
safety razor blades and pencil lead
short lengths which is excellent ap-
psared. But your correspondent's
chemistry keeps not pace with his
ideas on conservation, which only that
| this the age Of specialization is indi-
Gates. Sulphuric acid on pencil leads
acting will not lead sulphate make, be-
cause pencil leads are not lead. CA
similar fallacy was exposed by Schatz-
enbogen in Ann. der gesamten Chemie.
1913, xxx, 256-2S9, when he demon
strated that grape-nuts neither grapes
nor nuts are.) Much better it is the
short pencil ends in a small mortar to
pulverize and save them. Soma time
shall diamonds from common carbon
commercially be made, and this raw
material will much value have.
I myself am working on process
the near ends Of asparagus to utilize.
Yours with respect,
HEINRICH ELLENBOGEN, PHI. D.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

fss esH purohsss merchandise advertised In IHE
TRIBUNE With ssseiute SafetY-fof " eissattsfao-
tfss results In any ThE TRIBUNE suaras.
tees 10 Ray your money back upon reauest No red
tsss. No auihbire. We refuHd promptly VI ens
advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Members of Lenine's firing squad
of course cannot control their in
dignation when they think Of the
barbarities of Semenoff.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Mr.. Hylan says there is con-
spiracy to ruin him by attacking the
police force. Why doesn't he foil the
conspiracy by making the police
force proof against attack?
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

feet right to that belief if he thinks
the evidence proves it. l believe, and
| think l have the evidence to support
my belief, that he told the truth
RAY STANNARD BAKER.
Amherst, Mass, March 30.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Before the Democrats cheer an
other message from their former
leader it will have to be preceded by
an affidavit testifying to its genu-
ineness.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Now that bandits have emptied
the pockets Of bus conductor, per
haps the next thing will be the news
that Job Hedges has been held up
and the remaining nickel of his sur
face lines is gone.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Before long there will be nothing
TO 60 to college for except to get an
education.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
A Proud Record Holder

There is no scorn like the scorn OF
New, Yorker listening to the crime
statistics of other cities.
Copyright by James ]. Montague
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
An Absentee

The truth is mighty and will pre-
vail, but it is mighty hard to find it..
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

Why do Irish extremists, when
they have a little insurrection to
start, pick on Easter?
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
SATURDAY. APRIL Is, 1922

Cs~nsd by Ns~ York 1rtbuns Inc. New Yors
Cooperation, Published daily. Ogdsu Reid. presi-
dxai: G. Vernon Rogers. VICE President; Helen
hneesS Rsif. SECRETARY: r. r, Msxneld, Treasurer.
Aedvss, Tfhuns Buildiag ia Nassau Street, New
yesk- Tslephoaes Beckusn 5000.
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thought it might interest you, so copied
~ F, S. D.
New York, April 10, 1922.
From tho back OF a pamphlet published
by The Tribune in l84S)
NEW YORK DAILY TRIBUNE
The experiment Of iaouing a cheap
cash paper, elevated in character and
dignified in tone, devoted to the true
principles Of the government and
sustaining the great producing inter
ests of the country, was commenced
on the 10th of April, 1S41. The daily
circulation of The New York Trib-
une is now nearly or quite 10000
copies, reaching every quarter of tho
Union. The editorial department
conducted by Horace Greeley, ably
assisted in the several departments
Of commercial, city, literary and gem
eral intelligence.
The Daily Tribune is published
every morning Sundays excepted)
on fair royal sheet, neatly printed
in clear and good type, and afforded
to subscribers at the exceedingly low
price Of IS per snnum in advance.
GREELEY g. M'ELRATH.
Publishers, 100 Nassau Street,
New York.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
A Cinch

Ihe coal operators may have no
power over the miners, but thew
know that in the event of strike
they can always make the public dig.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

It's amazing how much more impor-
tant statement becomes in this
world when the alleged author thereof
proclams that he didn't say it
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
The Tower
RIVER SONG

RIVER SONG
IF SLENDER rushes sway and
l. culver,
Where flows the dreaded Stygian
river,
To mark the space wide boundary
'Twixt Time and all Eternity;
II there, upon the sloping bank,
The golden buttercups grow rank,
And trees reach out across the
sedges
To dabble in the waters edges;
II Styx be like the other streams
That God has fashioned from His
dreams,
With dusky depths and shadows
clear,
I shall 20 there and have no fear.
Of all the things that He has blessed,
Our gracious Lord loves rivers best.
Three rivers out Of Eden ran;
And from the shore the Son of Man
Walked out to meet the Jordan's
tide,
And by stream was sanctified.
But dearest must be to his eyes
The food that washes Paradise.
1t must have shadows, blue and cool,
And rapids linking pool to pool,
And, where the current swiftly
passes,
The undulating water grasses.
| shall not go with secret dread
To find that river of the dead.
IF willow trees their fronds will
swing;
If pleasant little winds will bring
Across the stream fragrant smell
From fields of blooming asphodel,
[ shall not wait upon the shore
For Charon's barge to take me DER,
Nor linger with the waiting crowd
or frightened souls, but doff my
shroud
And find pool that beckons me
And pass Styx over, passage free,
BY swimming to Eternity.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
The Tribune in I843

10 the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: I just ran across this ad. and
thought 1t might interest you so copied
H. f. s. D.
New York, April 13, 1922.
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President Wilson and the Secret Treaties

The following correspondence is pub
hshed By "The Nation" in its current
issue.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15
SUBSCRIPTION RATES -- By nail. including
pn6ara II TILE IrNITTn ETATEs;
GUARANTY

Sntsrsa At ths Poetonscs at Ncw York :. s~und
Cass Mail Matter
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

TO those Who have read the ,uorks
Of Mr.. T1unutty it must be so7neWhot of
a shock to discover that there is still
something he doesn't know about Wood
roW Wilson.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-15

tFrom tho back OF a pamphlet published
by The Tribune In 1881
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-02-16

Frank Lee of the St. Cloud Com
mercial Club appeared before the
meeting and on behalf of the citizens
of the Granite City extended an inv
tation for the buttermakers to hold
their next annual meeting at St
Cloud. The selection of the place
Of meeting is left entirely In the
hands of the executive committees
which are the three officers of the
association, but it is more than prob
able that the 1923 meeting Will be
held at st. Cloud.
Just before adjournment the name
of the Association was changed to
Minnesota Dairymen and Creamery
Operators Association.
The grand finale of the session was
the splendid banquet served at the
Masonic Temple by the Ladies o.
the Progressive Farmers Club, In
Guiding visitors, citizens and farmers
Over two hundred people were caret
for and the feed and service was al
that the most critical could desire
The dance following the banquet wa
largely attended.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-02-16
Township Ditch Contract
Let on Cooperative Plan
Blue Prints Prepared by Engineer
Fred Schaub of Sank Centre
Basis for Important Work

The contract for the digging of a
two and three quarter mile ditch in
the towns Of Melrose and Grove I'M
mediately west of Melrose was
awarded to Fred Vessel for the sum
Of 81 $50 at meeting of the town
boards of Melrose and Grove town
ships held at the office of Atty. W.
J. Stephens Melrose Monday after
noon.
The ditch starts 1920 feet south
and 762 feet east of the N. w. cor
ner Of Sec. SO, town Of Melrose and
terminates $50 feet N. of S. E. cor
ner of Sec. town of Grove. A creek
conveys the water from there to Sank
River. 1t will directly benent full
section Of land and twenty farmers
will receive benefits therefropn. The
contract calls for the completion OF
the ditch by November 1st.
Other bids received were:
John Koehler, st. Paul ...$4,455.OO
S. H, Adams, Long Prairie 100000
Roger & Curtis Co. Mpls :. 5,130.oo
Fred Hackman, Metre Grove 2,150.0O
The farmers interested in securing
the ditch have co-operated in the
matter of arranging the proceedings
and practically all have agreed upon
the amount of benefits to be assessed.
Mr.. Vessel, who received the con-
tract, is one of those interested in the
ditch and he will receive the coop
Grafton of the other farmers interest
ed sermon. "The. Great Question.
manner a big saving has been eff
fected.
The engineering work on the ditch
was made by F. P. Schaub of Sank
Centre. Beacon.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1922-02-16

ing co operative creameries IN the
Northwest vase then introduced and
gave very interesting resume of the
creamery development in Stearns
county. He stated that in 1895 there
were three creameries in the county,
at Freeport, Newfolden and Albany.
These ware organized by promoters
and were short lived. Mr.. Cort gave
about the best definition of pro-
moter which has come to the Herald's
attention, when he said the promoter
"Sells something he has not got, to
the people, which do not GET.
The pioneer dairyman of the Sank
Centre vicinity was O. S. Cass, who
bought out run down creamery in
1900 and moved the machinery onto
his farm near lhis city. In 1903 the
Sank Lake Creamery was organized,
and he mentioned James Coyle and r.
Gamradt in connection with Mr.. Cass
in being prominent in this develop
ment. Shortly after the building OF
small plant in Sank Centre the pro-
perty was destroyed, the insurance
having expired a day before the fire
The Sank Centre business men inn
| mediately raised $1,000 to rebuild the
creamery. The speaker said that the
the business men of this city were
early, interested in the CO operative
creamery movement. Mr.. Cort or
ganized most of the cooperative
creameries Of Stearns county. He
has for years been connected with
the Creamery Package Company ano
| is now retired, but he cannot refrain
from the opportunity of visiting the
scene of his pioneer work in this
movement.
| At this time the suggestion OF the
president, L. M. Jacobs, secretary
/ was given a rising vote of thanks fol
his very efficient services.
The Wednesday morning session
of the buttermakers got under full
sway by President Geo. Baltes Civ.
ing an interesting account OF his