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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17

III LJ.'

The only reliable substitute for
bralns is silence.
Lots of men with good eyes can't
see you when you are broke.
A. man who marries for money can't
get along with or without his.
Funny things happen. We know a
farmer who is making money.
A diplomat is a man who picks VI
the beans somebody else spills
Some men saving up for a rainy day
meet the boorlesger and spend it I'LL
on Il WEI night.
We saw Il man wearing Il vest laugh
AT women's Summer furs.
Life is too short to live fast.
one day last week Il bathing grI
went into the water on purpose.
There is a bright side. Men who
chew tobacco never use perfuma
Too many auto drivers think fend-
ers are spare parts.
After practising drinking coffee 40
years some men still spill it on the
table cloth.
More overall are being sold If
Congress doesn't act quick times are
going to get better.
Men who wouldn't take counter
felt nickle at face value are marrying
compleXions,
Some people grow old quick and
others don't worry as they should.
Chicago man became rohbcr be
cause he lost his health. Now he is
confined to his room for life.
They call IL the mighty dollar. It
IS mighty hard to get and mighty easy
to lose.
You see more people talking back
than coming back
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17

sunday while S55 thirty third de-
gree ians' voted In favor OF tn,
measure, according tu tahulations es.
timatcd D.. members OF tho park
board.
SUNDAY golf won by a majority OF
it9 votes,
Racquet wielders may lob their
halls over under or into the net on
SUNDAYS until they drop from cN-
haustion without fear OF beinr mo-
Tested hy various cnforcers OF the
law. No blue" law crushed this
tennis sport, although IL won out by
"a small majority.
The vote ON SUNDAY games result
ed after the park hoard had request
"a the city commission 20 pass an or
dinance prohibiting sunday baseball
IN the CITY park
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
UNITED STATES SHOULD
WIN PARIS OLYMPICS
BYHENRY l.. FARRELL.

NEW YORK, July 15.-(U. P)-
Morris KirkSey. the Stanford sprinter
Ioccas Oned some SURPRISE when he
failed to come through n the 100
yard dash at the intercollegiates this
summer. When he returned home She
told the reason.
He failed to hear the call for the
semi finals and when he arrived at
the starting line, the field was waiting
for him. He tried to hurry into his
shoes and he found that he had
brought two right foot shoes. He
didn't have time to go back to the
club house and had to withdraw.
Krksey was loud in his praise of
All LeConey, the star Lafayette
sprinter.
He expressed the opinion that Allen
Woodring, the Syracuse star and the
OLYMPIC 200-meter champion, would
not have been able to beat LeConey
even if he had not been forced to
withdraw with a pulled tendon.
Maintaining his present form, with
the possibility that he will be even
better in the next two years, LeConey
looks like Uncle Sans best bet for the
sprint events at the Par's Olympics.
Even if the Americans do not make
a better showing in the middle and
long distance running events, they
ought to win the Paris games. The
United States has a well established
supremacy in the sprints the hurdles
and the pole vault. Prospects are
bright for the weight events. but the
Firms hardly can be beaten at their
pet pastime Of hurting the javelin.
When It comes to the swimming
events, the European nations may de-
mand n handicap.
The great navy crew, which has
heen dishanded, will be sorely missed
on the water The Leander crew Of
England is sure to he represented by
n crew that will take almost a super
crew Of Americans to beat.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
PRE-WAR STYLES ARE
REVIVED IN ENGLAND

! LONDON Ju'y 17.-This is a great
"artorial summer for London. The
,war 5 over and pre-war summer
styles ar" heing revived. This doesn't
mean thar Lnpdoners are casting aside
heir heavy twceds and homcspuns
and q. ming flannels and silks. IN
deed not. London dandies signify
SIMMER by removing their fire SIX
! N"'s md substituting nice gray top
hat that is 'uet as warm rs ;h,. silk
b hat and If they choose to go further
I boy 'a'c off their heavy "spats' and
""t on those Of heavy linen Maybe
this may satisfy the summer color
scheme, hut 20 an American il doesn't
iapn"ar 10 hiring much relief.
Srr7w hats az" few and ,ar betwe,,l,
'r Lo0dNn in Snmnler. They 1.,e not
looked upon with favor hy the elite.
'and are regarded as the hestiscar of
clerks and such. AMI assado- George
Hare, hes apparently an excellent
sartorial mentor. for he mas ditchcd
the h'g Pauar'a Sch n Nrou-':t
from America s.rr' is wearing 5ae Of
~" most English II Eu,.lis hwmtc t,p 7
hats
Sammcr s;yi-s IN Io0jon DC n, /
permit of N .-etnoNln- ot wa'sa coats
In fact il is rsgar e 4 as very had form 1
if one enters tha prINacN of his o-vh 1
office and rem ---s the waistcoat, and 4
Their, are sh.-c'Ss o. horror FOR -hc
man who rev. - ss has ,aat ard dolls
M his slecvts.
,It's a ha-d -sSs Tor an smeri,an t-I
Keep ~ with tr- sIian.cr heat and
the styles In Lesi1n.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
2S YEARS AGO
(From the Daily East oregonian

(From the Daily East Oregonan
July II, lS94.)
1t was q hot, warm, torrid, sutry
day but the boys played ball pretty
well and II fair size crowd of cranks
gathered to see the game. Occasion
ally the ball would drop into heap
OF dust and get successfully lost 10
several moments. AS usual some raw
plays were made but then once in n
while some player would get in an,
catch a wingy fly or knock the ball
out OF the county and the crowd would
yell and make people living near Wish
yhe teams and spectators were turned
over to Il company OF European anar-
'hsts who had "A supply of dynamite
on hand Grandstand plays were
made by O. Turner, Heycock and
Watts of Weston. The score was I to
II in Westons S favor.
John Cahoon is repairing the Adams
residence of John F. Adams
c. w. Fielding will soon commence
the construction of warehouse at
Cayuse for the Pacific Coast Elevator
Co.
Col. James H. Raley has purchased
he. Marion Warren place next to War
rem station for $6,500. As part COZ
sideration he gave the corner lot on
Main south of the East Oregonian Of
lice for $4,000.
Lee Moorhouse has gone to Gennes-
see, Idaho on business
F.F. Almsley, f. r. Mitchell. II. w.
Vincent and H. F. Johnson wheeled to
.GibbOn Sunday and found the The
mometer high up and the air scarce.
w Fl. DauChtrey and Robert Adam.
came home Sunday from Montara
lhey delivered to the Cochran Ranch
Co. at Baltic. 2,50O head of cattle.
The school district number l6 of
Pendleton public school today made
selection of the following teachers for
the coming year: Professor Draper
is retained as prhicipal, George Vor-
heis, Miss Bertha HeXter, Miss Mary
Ritner, Miss Ada DeGraff, Miss NJ.
McCaann. Miss Eva Wood, Miss Ethel
Ritner, MIS-. NJ. Rosenberg, Miss NJ.
leonard Mss Nora Cannon, Miss Ger
rude Stubenburdt and Miss Neva
Lane.
4 r. Draper and c. y. Pierce are
Hicrcl'ns through the Grande Ronde |
valley.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
HISTORIC CHAIR GIVEN
TO M'KlNLEY MEMORIAL

NILES. Ohio, July t7.-An office
chair used by President Mckinley
while he was an occupant OF the white
house has been placed in the relic
room AT the Mckinley Memorial here
The chair is a present from George h.
Cortelyuu. who served as private sec
rctary To the martNred president.
\ letter from Mr.. Corteiynu. gctiiCl
accompanied the char VII be framed
and preserved m the Memorial, It WAS
announced.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
BLACK BEAR WHIPS cow
IN A TERRIFIC BATTLE

BLOOMINGBURG. Oa., July II. -
A black bear that we ghed $50 pounds
and "A COW in pasture on North
Mountain hattlcd half an hopr in Il
terrific f ght The bear won. Then
William Temple killed the bear. Ten.
pie, with a keen regard for The law.
reported the fact he had Hllei tho
bear t. the county game warden, Lc-
cause it was the closed season on
bears. AS there were "eNtenunting
circumstances" the warden absnlved
Temple.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17

Reports from Portland show that city largely
yesterday by people who desired escape from the heat We
had cooler weather here and there little
seek cooler regions though be admitted the
tain air is preferable at this time of the year
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
SUNDAY GOLF 0KAYED,
BASEBALL is TAB00ED
BY WELLINGTON FOLKS

WELLINGTON. kan. July IT.
Those celebrities whose financial re-
muneration is dependent primarily
upon their labors performed upon
the baseball diamond will not. tn all
probability include the town Of Wei
Hngton. Kan in their Itinerary for
"A transforming tour this fall II Is
said The national pastime is taboo
henceforfh on sunday in this COM
munity-
A vote pohed by residents recent
~ showed persons were opposed
to circuit Cheats OF the horschidc on
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
THE 10 YAL FEW

The many are a tickle lot, the plaudits
of the crowd are not
More lasting than the passing breeze
which blows the clover bloom;
Who seeks the favor of the throng,
seeks that he cannot hold for
long,
Mankind reserves enduring fame to
grace the dead mans tomb.
The throng is tickle in defeat, the
thrill Of victory is sweet,
Who wins today is all the crowd has
time or love to cheer;
a few brief weeks and once again, q
newer favorlte shall reign,
And he in turn shall be dismissed
when younger kings appear.
(COnVFipht 1901
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17

Who seeks a lasting love ard true.
must seek for it among the few,
The neighborhood wherein he
dwells his friendship must pro
vide,
Though fame and victory are sweet,
by sorry failure or defeat.
The few who know and understand
are never turned aside.
The few are true through thick and
thin, to keep their love one
need not win,
Their faith stays constant to the
end as when IT first began,
The many cheer and then forget new
suns arise and old ones set,
Fame's constant cry Is all for skill,
but friends admire the nan.
; Ir1p1r A r. JngT
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17
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49, - etsiassssFS - -
An 1NpEpENpENT NnwsPAPER

Published Daily and Hemi-Weekly. ut
Pendleton. oregon. BY the
EAST oREGoNIAN PUB. CO.
entered at the post office at PeDdle-
ton, Oregon, ~ second class mall mat
ter.
ON SALE IN OTHER CITIES.
Imperial Hotel News Stand. Portland.
ON FILE AT
ghicago Buresu, 909 Security Building,
Warrington, D. c., Bureau sol Four
teenth Street, New York.
Member Of the Associated Press.
The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled to the use for publication of
ali news dispatches or edited to 1t or
Aot otherwise credited in this paper
and also the local news published
herein t35A
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-17


n Of the the
from the operation Of motor hes greatly inc ayd deem it an op
drivers in your care % @ IN th" ""@on @ of tc sa % caution luton on
resoneb e @ n safe .S r ] & m % np nu 1T ] ] @ 10 IN %"S @ n p @
the road will ultimately make comparatively
There time the year driving not imperative During
tbonG @ an of m toui @ R @ h Oh ] n w@ @ is fH i% sEcma ] m by
irene caution on the part Of drivers on account Of ppey men OBJ
danger and reduce the number of accidents which said the
To am
the especially
jures possible fatalities may be p evcntcd.
ayon Of the state deament win tend 1oarect the attention of an drivers
y and risk BY failure to observe certain rules of the ROADWAY wen
f"c great extent our and prevent man,
Apprecang deeply interest in efforts make
F'n' =" sAMA a v$GE EoznR arG, secretary of state
The suggestions made by the secretary that care be taken
subject 1t also needless that the difficulty cannot be-
value of publicity an aid to the campaign cannot be denied
Those who inclined to become dangerous the high
ing they would they would heed the nnumerabe warnings
that line the highways Furthermore large number of the
travellers from outside the state and therefore do not read
What need to avert accidents more vigorous enforce
men by traffic officers and the The speedster
need con and he will listen to the Judge who Sentences him to
pay fine remain in Jail for certain period To all other
voices he is liable to be deaf
The class publicity that will help make the highways safer
consists reports of those who have been heavily fined Or
jailed for careless illegal driving that endangers lives 1t is
those responsible for traffic safety to provide
this character they wish to the full benefit of jour
nalistc cooperation
The public has interest in the HalO contest for the
gubeatoria nomination aside from the question who
really the lawful nominee of the republican party The big
relates to the honesty and of the This
and all spirited elections there aoat of
ular How much truth there be in these reports
only recount will show but there much for shy work
and it desirable that times there be checkup that
Judges and clerks of election realize that the law requires
them be accurate and impartial May the be
of who may he
wishes full recount he it he has the
privilege Mr. Hall in demanding recheck wherever he may
desire
~%~-.b..S~.--.--~
Reports from Portland show that city largely deserted
yesterday by people who desired from the We
had cooler weather here and there little
seek cooler though must be admitted the
tain air is preferable at this time of the
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
Managing Housekeeper,

MANAGING housekeeper in the largest homes
In New York where full force Is kept, en-
tire charge preferred. Box 636. 1910 Broad
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
MALE HELP WANTED.
Statesmen

Statesmen.
WHOLE. PART TIME,
TO sell to the individual investor an
issue OF collateral trust sfs gold bonds
trusteed by one OF the largest banks
in New York: previously sold to banhD
and trust companies
An exceptional opportunity In the
most profitable field of security sell
ing.
a very liberal commission arrange
ment will provide a steady income
and a permanent connection.
-,loss5t house cooperation and
thorough training that VIII equip the.
inexperienced TO make good In this
field.
Especially attractive to those desIr-
ing to increase their income without
interfering with their present en-
ployment.
Call or phone for appointment.
0 to .. EVENINGS. AFTER r. NJ.
MIR. ACIIESOS.
SoT- FISK BLDG. PHONE CIRCLE
5ITH ST. AND B'wAY. 1918. :,
The New York herald., 1922-12-05

SALESwOMEN.
GIMBEL BROTHERS,
s3D ST. AND BROADWAY.
WISH TO ENGAGE IMMEDIATELY
THE SERVICES
100 SALESwOMEN
INyTHE
FOLLOWING DEPARTMENTs~
NOVELTY and
IMPORTED JEWELR
CLOCKS,
SILVERWARE,
ART NEEDLE WORK,
BOOKS,
CHINA,
DRESS TRIMMINGS,
GLOVES,
HANDK ERCHIEFS,
INFANTS WEAR,
LADIES' SHOES,
LEATHER GOODS,
Innings,
LINENS.
MUSLIN UNDERWEAR,
PERFUMERY,
STATIONERY,
SPORTING GOODS,
TOYS,
UMB BRELLAS,
UPHOLSTERY.
POSITIONS IN THE ABOVE DE-
PAYMENTS ARE PERMANENT
TO THOSE WHO QUALIFY.
APPLY EMPLOYMENT OFFICE. 5TH
FLOOR, A. NJ. TO $3.50 r. NJ.
The New York herald., 1922-12-05

Statesmen. eliminate canvassing.
have. Established concern requires ser
OF two high grade. aggressive security o.
men. Llvest kind OF leads to start on
selling system which you win gu
see enables you to close sales far =
easily and consistently than you have
thought possible and IN addition create
live prospects than you can follow
personally. with many sales better than
made I'm advance" Good commission
the most unusual sales cooperation you
even received. Ask for Mr.. Kay. Suite
5o2 9Th av.
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
FEMALE HELP WANTED.
Instu,rfion.

GOOD POSITIONS FOR FILE CLERKS
are not advertised. business houses do not
lake chances, but come direct 10 the sourcs
and we are the original source. Spend three
weeks 10 a month with us and let US place
you. Day. evening and home study courses.
New York School of Filing. 10 West 4ith 81.
Call for particulars. Catalog free.
AN INDEPENDENT incoI6e is assured WIZ
fred graduates OF hair and beauty culture !:
day. evening classes. Call. write Wilfred
Academy. 753 7th av.. for booklet II.
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
statesmen,

thoroughly experienced
for mems bathrObes anci
smoking jackets; liberia
salary.
SAKS & COMPANY,
Broadway at '34th Stree
The New York herald., 1922-12-05

S A l. L S NJ Il Ma large organfzaff
needs several ambitious and capat
men to complete its sales staff for lpi
II you have character and personaif,
you have chance TO maize 20
dreams come true In 1884 year III
viii reward workers. The earning pc
sibilities are almost unlimited. Actu
ceiling experience not necessarily esse
tial, as some OF our best men begs
their sales careers with us. Investiga
this opportunity NOW. Satisfactor
references required. Suite 300; F'is
Building, 57th ST. and Broadway.
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
SALESMAN.

GASOLINE ENGINE AND MOTOR DC a
A long established reputable New Ytti
concern requires the services OF Et
salesman: preference given to experiepf
give full particulars, age, complete n
tory and compensation required. q
dress Box 400. 0O0 Fitzgerald Buildii
The New York herald., 1922-12-05
SALESwOMEN WANTED.

Those thoroughly experienced can
secure permanent positions with salary
and commissions on all sales for the a
following depar artments: JEWELRY.
TOILET ARTICLES. LEATHER
GOODS, GLOVES, MEMS FURNISH
INGs. HANDKERCHfEFS. LACES,
RIBBONS. wOMEN'S AND CHILD
REN's UNDERWEAR, TOYS. STA
TfONERY. HOU FURNISHINGS.
CHINA AND GLASSWARE. Apply
BERGEN Av. entrance, from 8 A. NJ.
to p. NJ.
ADMINISTRATIONS CO.,
15Oth st. and Sd av., Bronx
The Washington herald., 1922-03-24
TEXANS TO PICNIC
ON STATE HOLIDAY
Lone Star People Plan Merry
Time on San Jacinto
Day.

An all-day picnic and outing.
celebrating San Jacinto Day, April
21, were planned by members of the
Texas State Society at their meet
ing last night at the Hadleigh
apartments, Sixteenth and V streets
northwest.
Representative Marvin Jones.
speaker of the evening. spoke
briefly of the society's growing
membership and urged that all
Texans residing in Washington
join. He also said that observa-
ton of San Jacinto Day was an evil
dence of the love of Texans for
their native State.
Representative Daniel Z. Garrett
was elected vice president of the
society and the following were ap-
pointed as members OF the cxecu-
tive committee: Silliman Evans,
Representative Sam Rayburn. Vic
tor Russell. Mark Goodwin, Buck
ham Haydn, Benjamin L. Prince
Representative Marvin Jones, Mrs
Morris Sheppard, Mrs. Daniel e
Garrett, Mrs. j. Lee Aston and Mrs
NJ. G. Sanders.
Following the meeting there was
musical program. Miss Jack
Charlton Ward sang several selec-
ton, accompanied on the piano by
Miss Josephine Bird. Dancing was
enjoyed following the musicale
Representative c. B. Hudspeth
president of the society, presided.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-24
FIVE RAILROADS
PLAN NEW DEAL

NEW YORK, March 23.-Negotia-
tions toward a working arrangement
between the Nickel Plate. Clover
Leaf, Pere Marquette. Ann Arbor and
LackaWanna railroads are in prog
ress, Il was learned authoritatively
tonight.
This arrangement, while different
in character from a merger, Will
seek to meet as nearly as possible
the ALLEGATION demands of the In
terstate Commerce Commission and
establish a new railroad line between
New York and Chicago.
The Glover Leaf has already been
acquired by the Nickel Plate. and
negotiations are under way to ac-
quire the Pere Marquette, to which
the Ann Arbor was allocated.
Conversations" one of the leading
hIlgnates involved in the move said,
ARE now unde.. way to complete
the arrangement, and as the Lack
awanna road feeds the same terri
tory, it is assumed that this road
ais. iS in. the deal"
The Washington herald., 1922-03-24
Present Bible Play
At Carroll Hall

St Patrick Players gave their first
presentation OF THE Upper Room -
a passion play. at Carroll Hall last
night.
Under direction of Edward O'Brien,
last nights performance was a graph
ic picture Of incidents surrounding
the Last Supper at Gethsemane and
the death on the Cross.
The following took part: Robert
Droney, Luke Fegan. Miss Eileen
Lally, Miss Madeline O'Brien, Law
renee Noikt. Bert Walsh. Miss Ade-
laide Dwyer, Miss Ethel Williams,
Joseph Droney. Karl Rosinsky, Miss
Nietta Droney. Miss Kathleen Gaft-
ney. Miss Marguerite Martin, Miss
Ethel Roddy and Miss Peggy LaIly.
During Lent. the play will be given
every Tuesday and Thursday even
ing at o'clock at Carroll Hall.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-24
Lectures on Holy City
At Grace Dodge Hotel

An illustrated lecture on Jerusa-
lem was given by DR.. Elizabeth Bass
Reed under the auspices of the Near
East Relief at the Grace Dodge Ho-
te! last night.
She showed pictures of the Holy
CITY types of people, and views of
place sof Biblical fame.
DR.. Reed served in the Holy Land
with the American Red Cross dur
ing the war, and has burt recently
returned.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-24
CARSON POST
S. EARS0LD
Grand Army Veterans
Celebrate Birth of
Organization.
GEN. BURSUM TALKS
Comdr, MeElroy Presented
Masonic Badge as Tes-
timonial.

The ifty-hfth anniversary Of the
founding OF Kit Carson Post. @. A.
r.. was celebrated at Grand Army
Hall last night by one Of the Iarg-
est meetings of local civil war vet
Grams in recent years.
John McElrOy, retiring command
er of the Department Of the Poto-
mac, was presented with a testI-
monial Of his services to the Grand
Army. The presentation address.
which was made by Commissioner
of Pensions Gardner. was an ex-
preston of tribute to Commander
NcElroy. with the testimonial.
Commissioner Gardner also present
ed the retiring commander with a
handsome thirty-second degree Ma
sonic badge. a gift OF the post.
Then the newly elected command
er. H. L. Dean, was introduced. An