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The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
ANOTHER COMPLAINT

rE RI
naesF tss eN an III osff ~, ,,,,,..
we egs 1er the past S 4
an we afford 60 40 this under
ssl1g c0ndltsnns2's say no. ~
are sfoRe ther, thai isfacb tory
sfhone service tilfn1gb The Ilentral
Mississippi rslsphona Company and
the thought occurred to III that
through y8as organization you
cgnld be oi assistance not .essl = IL, ass
but other lumber concerns In this vi
cinity--in that you could take MP
with the management and endeavor
to have the shortcomings overcome.
We have been after Mr.. Woodward
and also the local Manager at Phila-
delphia, and frankly, we have not
been shown any Encouragement
whatever. The volnme OF business
that we have been giving the vari-
ous philadelphia firms, we believe
justifies some encouragement from
your citizens; and after we begin the
sales Of our product, we will have
sufficient volume to enable the tele.
phone people to make the improve
ment and to give us the service
which we want.
We believe that the Deemer people,
Deweese- Gammill and Henderson,
Molpus would also be interested In
this maJter and feel that something
should be done. Can y0n assist Us?
Yours very truly,
J. M. Griffin Lumber Company
CAS- president OF the Philadelphia
Chamber OF Commerce, and we speak
for that Organization, the Griffin
Lumber Company has our synpa-
thy. The Chamber OF Commerce has
had the matter up with the reie-
phone Company repeatedly, and the
service gets worse and worse. After
months Of courteous complaint and
much patience nothing has been
done but adding few new poles.
All members are requested to be pres
ent at the Chamber OF Commerce
meeting Monday September rs at
7:80 o'clock for u brief meeting In the
Mayors Office to discuss this among
other important matters.
G. +. Rand. President or the Phlla-
delphia Chamber ofC.)
i
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
GIN BURNS

4 y. Gray lost his gin Monday
night by fire. Mr.. Gray had just In
stalled new equipment Tor the gin.
tie ginnrd one bale, which was his
own, Monday afternoon. Five wag-
ons were near loaded with cotton
hut ell bnt& one were saved. one
bale Of cotton under the mill was al
~ destroyed. The fire supposedly
caught from the furnace. We un.
derstand that griss mill was operat.
"a with the gin, which was also de.
stroyed. !.
Mr. Gray's gin IL In the Bold Springs
community
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

Y "
FOR SALE-So acres good land on
the easiest terms ever heard oi. Lis.
ten! for S2750, $3.50 cash. balance 800
g year, no interest. This Ii chance
Tor the fellow with small capital to
own a home. Much easier than pay
lug 3 or 10 per cent interest. This
place has paid In rents the last Id
years over $1,000 even with the bah
crop years we have had. Thisfarm
y located 5 miles west Of Burnside, |
mile north of Pearl River. near Oak
Grove church First flrst serv-
Cd. Write to T @ Salter, Plattsburg
Miss. r 2. 92S2
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
TT7 ~ = - 7s'F--Fs-
GARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our heart felt
thanks to our friends and neighbors
f0r their kindness shown us during
the sickness and death of our dear
itther. II. w Slaughter.
fills Children
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
MRS. ELIZABETH ?. BEAlL DIES

Mrs. Elizabeth Beall. wife Of r. j. !.
Bsall 6r. and mother OF Supervisor
Reason Beall, Tom Ben and Josh
Beall. and Mrs. Ola Fryevy, died at
her home, one and one half miles of
Burnside Sept. 10. Mrs. Beall was
81 years old At the time Of her death.
she Was well known In this county
and was beloved By all who knew
her. She was buried - Salem
1hurch where she had been mem
Der Tor sixtyfive years. She IL sur
viyed BY her husband and the child
rsn shows named and host Of rela-
tjvss and friends who mourn her
Asath but gloryin the life she lived
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
NO. 10

McGovern, Ed Nance. A B Calvert.
$ G Jolly, J Gross, Jim Bates. J p
Dallas, III G Willis, Il Nj Fulton,
Wade Jackson, G L Dallas and BF
Evans were drawn to serve on Jury
No. |. Will Beeson, d M George, s
$ Tuition, Il E Busby. Carl Mature,
A r Stewart, Oscar Johnson, Ar
thur Madison, w d Kelly, w E Lane
Lewis Lowry and w L Cumberland.
For Second Week
The Petit Jury for the second week
OF the term was drawn as follows;
q. w. Rea, Harvey Fulton, Edgar
Chisolm, John M. Nicholson, j. o.
Thornton, t. g. Strum, Jesse Nance
Joe Dobbins, W. w. Brantley. J.. j.
Ferguson. r. @. Crocker, Dolph
Green, Harvey May. w. M. Pilgrim.
G. T. Morris, e. Z Ward, Jesse May
G. w. .Savell, f. N. King, J. L. Fry
cry, j. e Carter, Jesse Mcdonald.
Sam Rivers, j. d. McNair, N. e.
M. A. Posey. Will Long, @.
Houston, j. NJ. McCraw and l.. o.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

A.. Z, Pardne OF New Orleans. as
sisted by Mrs. .Pardne, will direct
the music during the Protracted
Meeting beginning ut the Baptist
Church Wednesday OF this week.
The meeting is being conducted by
Rev. w. F. Yarbrough.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
Lost, Found Or For Sale
Want And Classified Ads

WANTED-At once, so cotton pick
ers. Good cotton and other accom-
modations. a. 7, King Wilson Ark.
Box 154 Il-30 Q b
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

WE Want Your fresh eggs pro
duce. I, Z. Grnbbs Ii son
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

Experienced lady stenographer
book keeper wants office work.
References furnished. Address ''Po-
sition'' Neshoba Democrat 2l-2 p
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
Visiting Attorneys

The following out of town attor-
neys are attending court as we go
to press; w. t. Triplet. Carthage,
W. w. Pierce, Sebastopol and Judge
Byrd, Newton.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

FOR SALE Eightroom house. IL
acres Of land. all necessary out
buildings, good well OF water. Part
cash, balance easy terms.
J. NJ. Carter, Phila.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
REUNION NOTICE

Camp Yates will hold It's annual
reunion at Philadelphia on the
Thursday and Friday, October 5 and
8. II. M. Ross Commander.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21

Petit Jurors were drawn as fol-
lows n open court, examined, sworn
and designated ID serve.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
Strayed Or Stolen Pointer
DOG 2 years old name Bob.
Reward. III. T. Key.

nOM 0Aus - IL nOys
FOR SALE Five registered Jersey
COWS. Three with heller calves.
Will take 5000 for the 3 head aud fur
nish papers on same. !. I. Williams
Dixon. Miss r. | 0-28-2 p
Lost Open face gold watch. be.
tween Henry Dees' store and g w
Ren's home. Finder notify Johnnis
Luke, Preston, Miss. K l 8282p
Marked Great Raiiroad's compistion,
The last spike. thus completing ~
building Of the Canadian Pacific rnll-
way, was driven November 7. 1894
Today's MlaS Word.
mot having ana ! rentine, buf
growing and beconfs. Il ~
character Of perfection. = l1akthox1
Arnold.
Old Structure n ontaFln.
There arc houses still t1andinS u
Nurenhurg, Bavaria. that uetn bum
ia 1850.
The Neshoba Democrat., 1922-09-21
FOR THE FIRST WEEK.

For che tirst week Of the term ] r
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Rev. R. Y. Nicholson, pastor OIL St'
Paul's Church will ADDRESS the
Baraca Glass Sunday morning ano
Messrs. Noble and Ogle Cannon. VIII
sing. Public invited.
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Women Men Admire

Men admire pretty face. good
figure, but more than all buoyaht
disposition and the charm of happy
content There is no question but
what a light-hearted woman is the
ioy of a mans life, but no woman
can be happy and joyful when dragg-
ed down by the ailments that so Of
ten develop headaches, backaches,
nervousness and 1.-The blues"
We are continually publishing IN
this paper letters from women Who
have been restored to health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound after doctors and other medi-
cines have failed to help them. Ii
you are i'll why not give it trial.
ADV
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NOTICE

Besides our regular line of fine
beef, lamb, veal and pork, fresh pork
sausage scrapple and S. F., we have
fresh pork ham and shoulder, picnic
hams and Armours Star hams, also
we bought large lot of Armour peel
which will be sold at 10, Il and ID
cents a pound.
After O'Clock Saturday night IL
cents in cash will be returned or
every dollar or more spent with
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AUTOMOBILES COLLIDE
AT MILL AND LOCUST SITS.
Cars .: Mrs. Robert f. Tubmtn And
Mi. ". =. Hoddinott Run Together
About One O'cIock Today. Mrs.
1ubman's Car somewhat Damaged

Automobiles driven by Mrs. ROD
ert +. Tubman and Nh w 5. Hodo-
mott coilidad today a few minutes
before one O'Clock at the corner OF
MIL and Locust streets. Captain
Hoddinott was driving up Mill street
from his home and came to the IL
tersection of Mill and Locust streets
Just as Mrs. Tubman, who was dflN-
ing cut Locust street from uptown
reached Mill street.
Mrs. Tubman's car was somewhat
damaged the fender being broken
off. the radiator had a hole punched
into it and the front axle was bent.
Mr.. Hoddinott's automobile appar-
entity, was not damaged.
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TuE DAlLl BANNs R


CAMBRIDGE, MD, SEPT. 20, 1872
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Mrs Ford Richardson has return
| ed no Cambridge after spendlhS SeN
eral DAYS this week in Baltlmore.
Mr. BURGESS Richardson, has rt'
Turned home after spending some
time at Baltimore and NaShlhato"'
! Miss Hilda Harwood, left TINS a.
ternoon to spend the weekend With
her parents at Denton, Md.
Mr.. Drueil H. Brinstield has r.
1urned to his home near vienna alter
having spent several days tins week
| in Baltimore. ,.,,..t4
| Mr. and Mrs. William T. Slbbel'
are moving into their new nome Oh
| Glenburue avenue WHICH has recently
been completed.
| The numerous friends OF MI. j.
| VIM. Richardson, are glad to see ili'l
out again after being confined TO ms
| home on Locust street, because O:
| illness. .,
Miss Florence Phillips entertained
| at \ shower" yesterday AFTERNOON
/ i,r-nonor of Miss Sara McCreauH
! whose wedding will take place III
| October. :.
Mr. and Mrs. John E. Gron ana
sons, John, IL, James, George ~
aid and Dunbar left by autohloo'te
Yesterday to spend several days WIFI
relatives in Lancaster. Pa.
| Judge and Mrs John r. Pattlsoh
Mrs. Henry Lloyd, ST., and MT. anu
Mrs Henry LLOYD, who have pee!
snending sometime at Atlantic Git!
have returned to their homes Ii
| Cambridge.
Mrs. z. L. West and her brother
Mr.. C. w. Brerewood, left Wednes
! dav en- route for Suffolk, Va. where
they were called on account Oh III
ness of their aunt, Mrs. Jones L.
Woolford. ,,.
Mrs. Clarence II. Hurlock and four
| children Lucille, Harlan, Kingdom
and Nell, have returned to thelt
home in Baltimore after having speh'
q month in Cambridge visiting MIS-.
Hurlock's, mother, Mrs. Emma DAVIS
! Mill street. :.
photcplay that has delighted millions
| everywhere. It's the greatest COM
edv YOU ever saw. Harley and Ire
hor in the CLASSY vaudeville team
that will delight you with their sing
ing and comedy. These two CLASSY
headliners at the Grand Opera House
| tonight. Orhhans of the Storm IL
coming next week.
Register Of Wills Russell T. Snllh
| while returning from Baltimore yes
: tardav evening met with the mlsfof-
time of breaking his left ankle. IN
J stenpine off of the electric car ID
Annapolis to connect with the All
napolis-Claiborne Ferry, his ankle
turned and broke under the pressul
of his nearly two hundred pouncS'
Through the assistance of friends H.
succeeded in getting on the steame'
and then into an automobile at Clal,
borne. He is resting nicely today al
his home and hopes to get out III
| few GAYS.
Thomas Meighan in "Our Leadlns
! Citizen is the feature attraction al
the Arcade theatre tonight. 1t IS al
attraction guaranteed by the man
agement as superior entertainment
The comedy is ION the Job" ever!
minute and the twelfth episode OF
Go Get EN- Hutch" is one you Will
| remember. The shows at the Ar
| cade are superior in every sense
| Alice Terry in Rex Migrants 1uri
To The Right is an attraction extra
| ordinary for Monday and tuesday,.
| --o-
Dow d V Nicholson DaStOr oil st.
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9I29-2t
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Specials Every Day
Best Of Care Given Phone Orders
Rosetta Market
Phone 1S5-W 1862 Race st
QI29-3t
FOR SALE

Confectionery and cigar business.
Best location in Cambridge. See Earl
Fooks. Cambridge, Md. 9I29Gt
200 acres wood and timber about
miles from Cambridge. Apply j. Rlch-
ard Smith, 113 High street. 29-3t
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SPECIAL NOTICE

DR.. Curtis Burnam, surgeon, vii
be at the Cambridge Hospital or
Wednesday October 4th. DR.. Chas
L. Summers, Child's specialist, viii
be here on Thursday october 5tf
DR.. F. w. Janney, eye and ear spec
ialist. will be here on Friday Octo
Der 9Th.
DR.. P. E. HINES, Sec'y.
olon 81
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$40 REWARD

for information leading to the arrest
and conviction of the person or per
sons who took the galvanized wire
rope stays from the flag pole in rear
of the pavilion on the old Yacht CLUB
grounds on my premises. Such wire
ropes that are used for stays ant
shrouds for boats.
J. BEN BROWN.
alan
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GOOD THINGS TO EAT

Saturday will be warm. DO ho'
bother to do baking. There Will pe
bihcuits, cakes, pies and candy Oh
American Store. Sale will start al
sale at the vacant store next to tbs
II o'clock, Saturday morning Sep
tember 3Oth.=AdV.
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OYSTER SUPPER

On Thursday, October 18th, the
ladies of the First Baptist Churcn
will hold an Oyster Supper in the
Armory Good things to eat. Don
forget the date. October 18th.
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SPECIAL

Richardson's STYLE Shop has JUS
received a wonderful assortment o.
MANDARIN jersey dresses for sport
wear. These dresses are very popu-
lar in New York.
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NnTIl,E TO PIRIIC

Having opened a Barber Shop on
Muse street, l desire a part of the
public's patronage. Shave 10 cents
hair cutting % cents. Yours Tor
business. James Beidel.
gi29-2t
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WANTED

Good boy. apply Cambridge Provis-
ion store. 9I29-3t
Laundry work. Apply No IL School
1Ionse Lane 9T29-6t
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NAIL BOXES

Mail boxes as required by Post
Office Department for sale at Hoge 'S
Holders. SO Poplar street.
Qi2Q-6t
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08
For Representative

With a laudable ambition for an op-
portunity to SERVE MY COUNTY
AND STATE in a public capacity, 1
hereby announce myself a candidate
for Representative, subject to the pri-
mary to be held in August.
For your vote and support l PLEDGE
MYSELF in the event of election to
render YOU the best possible service
OF which l may, by CLOSE APPLI-
CATION TO DUTY, be able to give.
| SHALL NOT 4egIslate to spite
or favor any person or faction, but
from the FACTS THAT RECORDS.
EXPERIENCE and INTELLIGENT
PUBLIC OPINION MAY DIRECT
and thus secure to the GREATEST
POSSIBLE GOOD, with the LEAST
POSSIBLE INJURY TO THE
LEAST POSSIBLE FEW, and thus
exemplify the. motto engraved on the
great seal of our State, WISDOM.
JUSTICE, AND MODERATION.
While 1 shall and will highly APP
PREClATE and RESPECT THE
ADVICE and COUNSEL of nv
friends and fellow citizens, I SHALL
NOT COMMIT MYSELF TO THE
REPEAL OR ENACTMENT OF
ANY MEASURE INTO LAW that
HAVE NOT HAD TIME AND
OPPORTUNITY TO STUDY AND
CONSIDER WITH AN EYE SIN
GLE TO THE PUBLIC GOOD.
In the event of my election I will
have almost year in which to study
local and statewide measures and you
may rest assured that 1 SHALL
SEEK TO KNOW THE TRUTH
AND IN ITS BENEFICENT
LIGHT DO MY DUTY AS GOD
AND PATRIOTISM SHALL IN
SPIRE Me.
D. L. MARTIN.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08
Ouch! Pain, Pain!
Rub Rheumatic
Aching Joints
Rub Pain Right Out With Small Trial
Bottle Of Old St. Jacobs Oil

Rheumatism is pain" only. Not
one case in fifty requires internal treat
ment. Stop dru gging. Rub soothing
penetrating "St. jacobs Oil" right into
your sore, stiff, aiming joints and mus
Giles, and relief cPmes instantly. "St.
Jacobs Oil" is h rmless rheumatism
cure which never dsappoints and can
not burn the skin.
Timber up! Quit complaining! Get
a small trial bottle Of, old, honest "St.
Jacobs Oil' at any drug store, and in
just moment you'll be free from
rheumatic pain, soreness and swelling.
Don't suffer! Relief awaits you. est.
Jacobs Oil" has cured millions of rheu-
matism sufferers in the last half CEN
fury, and is just as good for sciatica.
neuralgia, lumbago, backache, sprains.
advertisement.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08
TAKE SALTS To
FLUSH KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat if You Feel Back
achy or Have Bladder Trouble.

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their
efforts to filter it rom the system
Regular eaters of meat must flush
the kidneys occasionally. You must
relieve them like you relieve the bow
c S; remove all the acids, waste and
poison, else you feel a dull misery
III the kidnSy region, sharp pains in
the back or sick headache, dizziness,
your stomach\sours, tongue is coated
and when then weather is bad you
have rheumatic\ twnges. The urine
is cloudy, full fSediment; the chan
nels oten get irrifSted, obliging you
to get up two or three times during
the night
To neutralize these Irritating acids
and flush off the body'sN rinous waste
get about four ounces Of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy, take Tablespoon
full in a glass of water before break
fast for few days. Your kidneys will
then act fine and bladder disorders
disappear This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is
inexpensive, harmless and makes a
delightful effervescent lithia water
drink which millions of men and wo-
men take now and then, thus avoid
ing serious kidney and bladder dis
cases
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08
LEGAL NOTICE

GEORGIA-Ben Hill County,
Under and by virtue of an order
granted by the Hon. U. v. Whipple,
referee in bankruptcy in the matter
OF Max Marcus, Bankrupt, the under
signed will sell on the 9th day of
June, 1922, between the legal hours of
sale and to the highe st bidder for cash
said sale to be hid in efront of the
late place of business of said bankrupt
at No. III East PINE Street in the
City of Fitzgerald, said state and
County, the followin assets of said
bankrupt:
All that stock of Dry Goods, shoes,
notions, hats, clothing, ETC., and all
fixtures IN the storefoom known as
MARCUS QUALITY SHOP, at No.
liz East Pine ST., in the City of Fitz-
gerald, Georgia.
Said sale to be made free from any
and all liens. Certified check for
ten per cent of each Successful bid
will be required and sal ID sale will be
made subject to the confirmation of
the Referee in said cause.
This the 10Th day of May, 1922.
ELMER MARTIN,
Trustee in bankruptcy in the
matter of Max Marcus, bank
1t. Bankrupt.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08
COOPERATIVE
MARKETING
(By ]. T. Pittman)


Farmers! Efficient marketing means
cooper alive marketing. You may be
able to do few things individually. but
trade requires two or more. Individ-
ual marketing is failure. We have
had this method of marketing and YOU
know from experience what it has cost
you. 1t is time now to change our
system tor a cooperative marketing
system. 10 make the cooperative
marketing system a success, one fact
1t will be well for you to remember,
efficient marketing means (YOU) CO.
operative marketing.
Opportunity is beginning right now
to knock at your door You will be
reading in your local papers of the
dates on which poultry sales, hog
sales, cattle sales in car lots are given,
hese car lot sales to the highest bid
der are for your benefit. If you have
only one chicken or hog for sale, you
nave the privilege of putting it in the
sale, to do so means that you are help
ing to make cooperative marketing a
success. How do you get this oppor-
tunty? The Chamber of Commerce
bankers and business men, editors and
other public spirited men, progressive
farmers and leading educators, have
heard the cry OF the farmer for help
and they are not turning a deaf ear
to this cry. This is The awakening that
is coming to you Mr.. Farmer, and YOU
cannot afford to be a Stacker in this
great movement.
The individual farmers must unite
and employ the best selling talent to
be found. You must pool or combine
your marketing so as to have volume
enough to make successful sale The
combine is also necessary to make the
market respect your rights. Do not
be satisfied with mere limitations of
marketing. Aim to have the very best
poultry or hog sale that can be had.
Set your standards high and make an
effort to reach these standards.
Another important point to remem-
Der is, you are entering a selling bus
mess not holding business. If you
are content to hold, then you have no
need for sale. The object of these
sales is to give your surplus poultry,
hogs, and cattle good selling and let
them go. Wise cooperative marketing
uoes not dump and Hood the market,
neither does it go to the other ex
IRENE of holding.
Official grading is essential. Quality
IS just as important as quantity Hogs
sold in car lots must be graded, these
will usually grade Nos. I, 2, 3, 4, and
rough. No. rs will bring the best
prices, therefore, an effort should be
made to finish as MANY as possible into
this grade. If farm products are to
be sold they should be properly pack
ed Attractive uniform packages or
containers deserve a good deal of en-
phasis. In car lot poultry sales, the
culls, old hens, old ROSTERS, ETC., will
not bring the price of the friers and
broilers. Go to the sales prepared to
accept the market price for your grade.
If A sellsa low grade and Bsells
high grade, A has no right to feel hurt
because B got better price. Remem-
Der cooperative selling brings more
than individual selling.
Fitzgerald leader enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ben Hill County, Ga.) 1921-1964, 1922-06-08

Alot of birds are already worrying
about their vacations and most OF
their employers wondering why they
want vacations.
90
HAD THE GRIT
Oar am one thing ah likes bout de
Prodigal Son, said the negro preach
er: de boy had de grit ter walk home
stead er tlegraphin' fer money!
Out in Des Moines, Ia, another wo-
man. has pulled that bone about dis
covering after living with her husband
Tor eighteen months that she is a wo-
man. Heinz preserve us: DO your
own commenting
WHY WILL THEY DO IT?
She cannot dance the toddle.
For she is TOO fat,
But you should see her waddle
She shakes the floor at that
We are morally responsible. Palm
iistry teaches us that we have our lives
in Our hands.