Evening journal., 1922-01-31

D. A. A.
Harv Merrill also discontinued
trips semi-weekly to Sea
Girt. Rather tough, lad, but have
patience.
D. A A..
The blizzard made places around
the freside a premium. Many story
telling bees were on the griddle, with
Ned Crumlish, Zip Hanley and
Reen-edge Haggerty occupying the
leading roles.
-D. A. A.
Ned Crumlish was busy telling
some OF his exploits on the diamond
to Jim Ford. who happened to be
sitting next 10 him. when Tommy
McDonougk chirped: mo kidding.
Ned. How old are your"
Bruiser without batting an eye
ash)-Pretty close to Fordy, 1
guess.
D. A. A.
old Jim MacAieer dropped in the
other night and entertained with a
few vocal selection. Jim seems TO
improve with age.
D. A. A.
zip-Hey, Keen. 1 heard you lost
your dog the other night.
Keen-edge - Why, did you see
anything OF it7
zip-Yes. saw. II outside OF Can
mons dry goods store at Second and
Adams streets.
n-edge-Huh. guess he was
looking for muslin (muzzling).
D. A. A.
Look for Defiance "Embers" on
Tuesdays and Fridays
-. A. A.
Tom Fagan claims TO have solved
1.-THE doughnut-cruller controversy
Toms version Of the difference is
that a doughnut will break easier
than a cruller.
ID. A. A.
What's this about Piper Garvey
and the empty envelope? It's too
bad the club doesn't run a cafeteria.
D. A. A.
Joe Frey is about convinced now
that you cannot put anything in the
"hre" with throwing II in The
woodpile" first.
D. A. A.
Modern inventions by Daddy
Hare
An iron balloon and a cork an
chor.
D. A. A..
Keen-edge Hsggerty has opened
an information bureau for gunners.
His first bulletin states that for an
! abundance OF rabbits. try Hare's
Corner.
D. A. A.
II is not known whether the ru-
NOR is authentic that Zip Hanley is
to take Sir Ernest Shackleton'
place in England's Antarctic Expe-
| dition dash 10 the South Pole.
ID. A. A.
with prospects OF shedding for a
week or so. Dennis Healey journeyed
down to the Weccacoe and tried tc
get the old decker Of the fremen
but was told there wasn't any run
ners."
ID. A. A..
Mace McBride's glazing business
is fourishing. Another broken win
dow sent thrills OF JOY and happiness
to Joe. How Reiter was the victim
this time.
-D. A. A.
Pee Wee Cunningham is abou
convinced now that the best way L
write water is to MI your fountain
pen with water.
ID. A. A.
Luke Lutz's thoughts are drifting
back to the old Colonial days. LUX
is considering discarding pencils ant
pens and writing with quilts exclu
sively.
-D. A. A.
Mace Mcbride wants It mad
known that his outht has discarde'
the nom de plume Of Coleman's All
Stars and will be known as IN
Five Flashes" The team will Sc
action tonight. when they will clasl
with Ward Academy In Brownsoi
Hall in the preliminary to the Noun
Vernon -Psrkside tilt. II the nam
means anything. IL is no doubt
lightning combination.
] D. A. A.
Lou Medken-You say you put
in the fire7
Red Hession-No. no. l say your
a-story-teller.
ID. A. A.
Famous sayings
BY Captain Fuze Quinn, OF tn
football team Hey, fellows W
want TO win this game.
D. A. A..
The pictures OF the football tear
4 have arrived and are being distrit
uted to the players. There is ais
big demand from the many follow
ers OF the Tenth Ward Bulldogs f'
their portraits. whick proves the