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New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
9.0s6 5.457
l4,543

The voting places are as follows: First Ward: High school, Bassett street entrance; Second Ward: New Britain Wood Working Shop, en- trance rear 55 Pearl street; Third Ward Camp school Prospect street, entrance: Fourth Ward: Grammar school. Main street entrance; Fifth Ward Bartlett school, Grove street entrance; Sixth Ward: Elihu Burritt school, North street entrance. The polls will be open from 5:3o to D. m
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
Washington Hen Lays
 365 Eggs in 364 Days

Tacoma, Wash, Oct. 31.--A worlds record for egg laying was set in the third annual contest conducted sy the western Washington experiment station of the Washington state col lege, it is announced by w. A. Link later, superintendent of the station. The contest resulted in a white leg horn bullet owned by H. M. Leathers of Woodland. Wash, laying 365 eggs with day to go before the year ex- pired.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Magnesium, only two-thirds the weight of aluminium, is the lightest metal now known that remains con- paratively unsltered under ordinary atmospheric conditions.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

mans success Is not measured by the number who cheer him. but by the number who envy him.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Masculine conceit was invented when the first man saw his reelection Just after shaving.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Nothing else is so conductive to con tentment as contemplation of the other fellows troubles.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
Facts andEdncies
 tBy ROBERT CULLEN.

Caste In India is n matter of birth; over here it Is a matter of cylinders.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

We shouldn't destroy the wooden vessels They will come in handy as relief ships.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

The oniy profitable advertising rNe5ium in tho City, Circulation hooh 1,nd pIsss room alvays open to sdvAtlsers.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
'LjLEpHoNN CALLS

nbtsrsd at the Post otnre al New sritain
 'Sa Second Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Wemsev of The Associated Press Ahe Associated Press ,s exclusively entitled to thu use for rc-puoii sticn of all MaWs credited 'o 1t CT not otherwise credited tn this paptr anti a,co local nrvs pup lishsd her ein,
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

The writer who says the moderns know little of cloquence has never heard a fluent driver commenting or a blowout.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Nine parts of righteousness consist in an intimate relationship between ones nose and the grindstone.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Busincss Onee ,,,,..,,,,,..,,..., sse Edltoral 3oJns .,..,,.,,,..,.t,..... tse
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

The beginning of perfect evening is a decision to let the supper dishes wait until morning.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

The honeymoon draws toward a close when the young people come back to the neighborhood where their relatives live.
 No matter who prevented the war in the Near East. we have an uneasy feeling that "postponed' would be a better word.
 The election probably won't prove anything, except that different sec tions of the country are mad about different things.
 That fellow R. H. G. s. Boyd who is working on perpetual motion machine has at least made com mendable initial showing
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
M,nb.r Audit Rurcnu of Circulation

Menbr Audit Rurcnu of Circulation The \. P. O. Is nstionJi oie.n'aeAon which furnishes 'swspapsv and sdVcr- tiscrs with q strictly hol rest a'a'ysis o' r.t,u.atton, our c.rrulat'or stat.sdcs are Gatsd upon thH audit, Tls ihsures pro- tsct,on against frnud .n newspaper dis trtbution figures to both nstienal aad To cal advertisers
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Some of your automobile tools are so seldom useful that the garage me- chanic doesn't feel justified in keeping them.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

rendered the Christian peoples would be to convert them to Christianity.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

ing people pay attention to her might try disgusting herself as speed limit
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

The most annoying thing about a bad cold is its habit of making the victim describe his symptoms.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
SUBSCRIPTION RAIEs,

ss,00 Tnre~ Months.
 .Sr a Month.
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31

Correct this sentence: After ten years of married life the man kissed his wifes hand, and she survived the shock"
New Britain herald., 1922-10-31
New Britain Herald

HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY uS'uoi Daily Sunday Tsreptedl, At Aerpd Bldg, s7 Church Street.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

WANTED--Tn buy OF Groom bungalow,
good nolghbOrhoOd. on payment plan,
Address T., ~ Parsons. box 2lb2, city.
WANTED--To buy n house 60 move. 10
10 rooms Call cedar sara.
WANTED-You 10 iIst any property yon
have FOR sale. with US, N II can be- sold
wc will sell H. Leslie Brooks Co, osage
gsIJ
WANTEp-Ths best house t700 cash. fi2b
equity In lot iu Ridgedals torrnco and
$50 per month viii buy. must be modern
close IN and ou pavement; nothing com
sdered east of Matn north Of Fif-
teenth street Address isG-N, care
World
NTED-To lease, farm In gastrtn
oklahoma, near good small town. John
BufrclL route 2 Tulsa. OKLA.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

MISCELLANEOUS ron RENr Al

MiSttllANtotS tOh RENT VI
TRACkAGE property Tor rent, on tho
NJ. X T. railroad gooyito. with a
corrugated warehouse, platform ''r
three cars 10 unload: rent 1850 per
month. Call y seiinEeg ii5 Mldo7
nidR Osage gOfg
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
TOday's BIunder
Corrected

When something is spilled on the
table. the considcrate hostess makes
just as little fuss as possible. To
rush around and mop it up with a
lot of old clothes is to cause the un-
fortunate guest needless embarrass-
ment.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
Real Estate for Sale
UOIIsrS non HNIt

.---... "o,oiS t"h nNih 10
FOR SAlE~A new b.roum BUNGALOW.
furnished or untufrlshtd inside, ter
~ ~ NV .'''' wv" y, ',s, -
ern throuubuUI. two bIu,ks from pnve
ment! N YOU are IorNru Cor tlne
Investment propafty .lmhincl with a
home. let va show YOU ihis one 5000
tcnt usaEo 5000
TtNINU room s.ruaa ffont. cove muldlur.
quarter saved oak Ooura breakfast
room with tuNt.lu buffet. tiled bath.
fo, ess Pembroke tub. hrautifuI mantcl
butIt In fcstures OF ali unds furnace
rouEhcd in, southeast siic. ready for
occupancy. let ug show you THIS pfop
rrty y. Riley q to. tnd'r .oIa
story ciosr-ln snuth side lpcnuuu.
This house is in excellent condition ln
side anu out, has nine lsrEn light AIRY
rooms, two baths, ou, duwnaihlfH
Ideally arranged for rental income aml
tho price is sNe away M tlNboN
i;ei ~ show lga ih" hn,sn'n. L'''''
i,'N"N' ~ l'l"il 'l'''' .'. 49,.
NIX NENI - EN aunl "'riinoh ihl7
only AlVO tahh hud bnluutr Co Huit huA o.
dandy bttoow ma htrNhNst footH 100
nHtEH'n, lea'l" Hlooks 80 nseNc tH'I
crty at is and 10 81 Tacoma liz aif ths
market. Jacob 4. Williams
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sp.,,'I ''''"' '"' ''"f' '''' "' "''b'
...........-.-...
N'Niti.SlptNl OWNER ra'ufl'ng tnt
puicE cash sale. h.tuuu bungalow, vuHt
sue near Nn'h.nr,on school w you have
uI,, "s' ~" 80" u'y W." ,,l1,...,,, q,
iUJr
-....
Hoh'h ne = ENNh Wv. room huuEn'
byIit it.I, g,ti,r.s .,,t'I Ky . A. 1-g
az, 80 ee',, '' 'a.
.,.,,..,-,, 80
N'ltIH 'lthh tNNl'. h"tEHlut story
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

s :. 600 huyF good, modern s-rOom house
tlne location close 20 school and
transportation on pavement. Let
us show you this bargain today.
Make your own terms. Must be
sold,
YADOS INVESTMENT co.
G25 Kennedy Bldg
OsAge 7sbg-OBago 6OsS
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15

FIvE.RooM bungalow. with sleeping
porch lt32 s. baltimore. nicely and
completely furnished. garage. servauis'
quarters, VIII rent permanently. hesi-
dcnce Ceder 1898. office Cedar 1865.
| FOR RENT-scptcmbe 10. 5-room house
house. and gafage. on sand springs
car line, at Park View. seventh house
FOR REST-tour- room nicely furnished
house. on Sand Springs car line, garage
fenced ins adults only. See Campbell
one block south of Glenn station.
FOR RENT-Thrrc room. modern DUPLEX
furnished or VIII Fell furniture on In
eral terms 20 responsible party. 1928 Il
-fourth pace. ..----- ------
ON SAND SPRINGS car line, four rooms
completely furnishedi hardwood floors
nn ideal place. Call Nesbitt Co., iOa
Security. Osngc gb6I,
| PARTLY FURNISHED five rooms and
screened-in back porch, modern, cleo
| trio lights. newly papered throughout
ena woodwork rcnnished. desirable TO-,
42l1-R. s06 y. Elwood.
| 1HREE ROOMS OF modern duplex, nicely
furnished Inquire 1929 r. Third
THRrE- ROOM house Tor rent, nicely
furnished. rent resaonahle, inquire At
1tA s. Rockford.
THREE ROOM modern duplex. nicely fur
nishcd and clean. Plano, sewing ma
chine. good well % water 1881 Hodge.
! TULSA ST. g34--six-room duplex, fuJ-
uished East side, E25. Partly modern.
tall osnge bt4o-J.
WANTED--To share nicely furnished bun,
galow with conEenial couple, close-ln.
References exchanged. Oeage 3972 r.
OFFICES AND DISK ROOM ~
| DESIRABLE office rooms for rent IN
Iowa building. See Tulsa Security Co ,
23l lows Bldg.
| FOR RENT-Modern. up-to-date offices
| single Or en- suite; IN New Tuloma
| building, corner Second and Cheyenne.
| rents reasonable, 2i-hour elevator serv.
| Ice. Phone Rental Dept, Usage SC0n
or call at room ?o4 Tuloma Bldg.
OFFICE FOR FENT--KFpiy room 2O5.
Cosden building
! OFFICES Tor rent In c. C. Cole building
| corner Flfth and South Boston. phone
Usage i2l or call ~ room 2l0 Cole Bldg
SUITE .oi six large front offices well
suited Tor real estate or oil concern In
! Tul0ma building, corner Second and
| Cheyenne, Inquire room 204, Usage 5000,
| SUITE of -Four very desirable office rooms,
| well lighted and ventilated ana car.
| and elevator service. AtcO building,
| sixth ana Main. OSsge G52.
! SPACE in large. exceptionally light OF.
flee. south exposure phone and ste
! nographer OPTIONAL or would share
| desk sos Mayo Bldg, Cedar 1881.
| TTLOMA BUILDING, 'urnei Second ana
Cheyenne pfier~ furnished offices sin
gle or snsuiti outside rooms. new build
| ing, 2f-hUut elevator service, very res
| sOnHble rental Cnli ~ room zoe ~ s0f
| ~ phons bsaEf ssh0 ~ osnRs s|ah
|
STORES AND WAREHOUsKs 80
| FOURTH E.-Smau stOreroom. isKiB
Cedar i7i2 or Cedar 1s5
| FOR RENT one. half OF store, good 10
cation, rent reasonable. Phone OsaFs
1886.
FoR RENT-spaca In treproof ware,
house Joe Hodges Transfer Cal
Osage ssi9.
NGTOR car company would Ike firm IA
occupy One.hsh Of thair building. Cedar
i?2'
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
VACANT LOTS
Broadmoor Addition

CORNER lot on NOrfoIk and Four-
tcenth Plncc. 60-foot front. s3,500i
terms
Inside lot, 50-foot front, South Nor
folk. $4,000, terms.
Corner lot. Fifteenth and Newport;
Gixl50 feet. $4,000: terms.
Inside lot, 50x150 feet. $3.50:
terms,
These lots are surrounded by good
buildings and In a gilt-edge loca-
ton.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-15
MUsICAL INsTRIMENTs

,777---- "'aitAL iNsThtMENIs DC
npN iunugrRph fumcd oak, with
a'nhl 10 records: very cheap, must be
---ll ~ once. g Cincinnati
d. ~ TOMLiN--Teaoher Of clarinet. sax
Vphone Telephone Usage 1627.R, real
aene toS y Maybeil
''NioGANY Columbia phonograph,S $50
80 Win cords. $50 very easy leIlns,
= Cincinnati.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
BULL MOOSE MoVES QUIETLY
Nature kiGs Forest Monarch TO Cva5e
Observation-Disclosures Sometimes
Take Unfair Advantage.

Although taller than an ordinary
horse. weighing more than half Il ton.
and adorned with widcsprrad.nr ant
lrrS. tn" bull moose stalks with ghost
~ silence through the thickCst forests.
where man can scarcely move without
being betrayed by the loud cracking
of dry twigS.
In summer the moose loves low-lyinC.
swnmpy forests. intcrspread with shall
low lakes and sluggish streams. In
such places it often wadeS UP TO its
neck in Il lake to feed Oh Succulent
water plants. and when r"nching 10
the bottom becomes entirely sub
merged. These visits to the water are
sometimes by day. hut usually Ivy night.
especially during the season when the
calves are young and the horns Of the
bulls are but partly grown.
Late In the autumn. with full-Grown
antlcrs. the bulls wander through the
forests looking for their mates.
nj times utt"ring far-reacling cries
md calls OF Gctiaurc I" their ri
walls. and occ:i Siuna!!y c'aShinr
their horns against tie SaplngS in
the eNuh"r"nCr nf ma$tcrful viror.
Other hullS ut times accept the
challenge. and hasten to meet the
rival for II battle royal. Al this sea-
son the call of til" COW moose also
brings tn" nearest hIlls quickly to her
side. Hunters take advantage Of this,
and by initiating the call through
birchhnrk trumpet bring the most ag-
greSSive bulls down
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
American-Grown Bulbs.

In the future it is not likely that
the United States will continue TO de-
pend upon Holland for our spring flow
erlng bulbs. This country uses annu-
ally about $2,0OO,OOO worth OF Dutch
bulbs. and produces scarcely $4,000
worth In any one year, this despite
the fact that few plants are more
widely adapted and few crops more
easily grown than bulbs. The Federal
Department OF Agriculture has pre-
pared very interesting bulletin on
bulb culture in the United States
which points to rich possibilities in
the years to come.
Bulbs can be grown in this country
on both the Atlantic and Pacific sea-
boards ana in the Ohio and .Mississip-
pi valleys. Some Of the harder and
more robust of the narcissus varieties
thrive even in the gulf states. Con-
trary to what would be generally sup
posed, 1t is not too cold for tulips and
narcissi to succeed as far north as
Sitka. Alaska. They thrive along the
entire border Of the United States.
wherever the moisture conditions are
suitable
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
UNABLE TO CREATE DISEASE
science Has Demonstrated the Impcs-
s;b'ltty Of the Human Mind Hav-
ing That Power.

IN one sense it may be said ihat
'he human race gets the diseases il
deserves; but the sins are those OF ig-
h"rance and neglect of physical laws
rather than against spiritual ordi-
hances. said Sir Richard Gregory in
The course OF his address mt the re-
cent Edinburgh meeting Of the Brit
ish Association for the Advancement
Of Science.
Plague Is not now explained 10y sup
posed iniQuities of the Jews or con-
functions of particular planets. but by
the presence of an organism con-
veyed by fieas from rats; malaria and
yellow fever are conquered 10y de-
stroying the breeding places of
mosquitoes; typhuS fever bv getting
rid OF lice; typhoid by cleanliness; tu-
berculosis by improved housing. and
most like diseases by following the
teachings of science concerning. them.
Though the mind does undouhtrdly
influence the resistance Of the body 10
invasion by microbes. ii cannot create
The scientific organism of any disease.
and the responsibility of shown. how
TO keep such germs under control and
prevent, therefore, the poverty and
distress due to them is II scientific
rather than spiritual duty"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
OBSERVE EQUALITY IN RINGS
Up-to-Date Custom Is for Bride to
Equip Man Of Her Choice With
Wedding Symbol.

Custom has decrecd that when a
man receives from the woman he
loves promise that she will he his
wife. he should forthwith buy her n
ring. 1t Is an excellent custom. nc-
cording to the teweler.
Most ancient and modern lovers
have observed II. hut modern lovers
are going one better. Instead Of one
ring, two are bought, and they are
not both for the lady. Jack and jill
together wear the sign Of their en-
gngement.
Equality OF sex in voting and In
the eyes Of the law IS responsible for
this new idea. according to the Louis
vile Courier-Journal. For, mark you,
two pockets bear the strain. No mod
ern, self-respecting Jill would allow
her Jack to cater for his own finger.
And when the plain gold circlet fol-
lows, again ring equality is carried
out.
1t is no new custom for men to
wenr wedding rings. They have done
so for ages. But 1t Is n new idea that
they should not have to pay for them
The up-todate bride insists on doing
her share. and buys the ring for her
groom. while he purchases the sign of
her new estate.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23

"S n."iviGil:.l effort and uccuInpiish-
incit are c"ncerned.'
Every phase of aviation is covered
IN the report. including the various
records made during the year. Among
the outstanding civilian achievements
is that of the aerial mail, which "in
1921 made such a record for efficiency
on the transcontinental route that II is
recognized as model for civilian
aerial transport the world over" the
report says. Letters have been de-
lirered in New York two days after
casual mailing on the Pacific coast"
II continues. The service has an nv
erage Of 1882 per cent efficiency. that
Is. in completed trips on scheduled
time since ii was started in May. 1918.
THE air mail has during the last
year completed Its wireless communi-
cation system, the IA stations now
having radio plants. three operated
by the navy department and the others
by the air mail service"
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23

The king of the BelgianS' automo-
bile. In which King Albert toured the
battlefront during the war, is now
doing duty as a motor hack at the
railway station in Baltimore. says the
Washington Star. Ii has costly H.
mousine body on a long wheelbase
and the interior, from the velvet COW
cring on the floor to the dome in the
roof, is finished in mahogany and oak
inlaid. The seats are fashioned more
like costly furniture than like the
usual automobile seat, and are COW
cred with heavy gray whipcord ma
terial. The royal colors that once dece-
rated these coverings have been 70.
moved.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
PROGRESS MADE IN AVIATION
Hecords Show That the United States
Is More Than Holding Its Own
! In Aerial Travel.

During the Year 1921 the use Of air
craft for civilian transportation in
creased 20 per cent over the previous
year, according TO report forwarded
10 the Department Of Commerce by the
Aeronautical Chamber Of Commerce
OF America.
The reports shows that throughout
the country 1.2OO civilian airplanes
were In operation during the year, and
they carried approximately 275,OO0
passengers total distance of $500, 900
niles. These figures, according to the
report, are based upon authenticated
returns received by the aeronautical
chamber from all sections of the
country land tend to prove that Ameri-
ca is holding her own in the air. us far
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23

George l.. Tcsscy, wclI-known
Bun alo mechanic, said he had gain
ca twelve pounds; his wife had
gained twcnty-siX pounds and his
daughter was gaining every day. by
taking Tanlac. The Lcwisbnrg
Drug Store.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1922-06-23
His Method

why do you encourage your boy To
send his verses to the maeazines7 On
you want him to be a poetr'
No; merely want him to get the
conceit knocked out of him"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-10-07
Auntie Remembered

Auntie, getting along in years, is an
earnest advocate of the blank" sys-
tenn of memory training. By its use
she has had remarkable success lately
in recalling names. always SO inclined
to slip away from her. The other day,
however, it took three attempts to get
the rightful appellation. Nephew went
up to her at Il dance, requesting an in
PRODUCTION to the new and decidedly
sturdy and stout young Kindergarten
who was substituting in our town.
Yes, yes, / know her name" said
auntie eagerly; Just let me think a
moment-it was entirely appropriate.
so l didn't bother much with it. Let
me see Strong. no Hefty, oh, no:
remember 1t applied to her calling as
we'll as to her person. l have 1t now.
Powers-Miss Powers, said auntle tri-
observation-disclosures Journal,
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-10-07
AGRICULTURAL NOTES
Late Blight of Potatoes Reported.
By Dan ShaffeF. County Agsnt

A few cases Of late blight have been
reported in Iron county. As far as
tile spread of the disease is concern
ed, the danger is past, for the heavy
frost few nights ago put an end TO
that. Bat the real danger now lies
in the tubers, and extra precaution
must be taken if we are to save our
crop. II you pnt your potatoes in the
so called pits" in the field, above
all things do not cover the potatoes
with the tops taken from the field.
but use straw or marsh hay. If the
potatoes are covered with tops that
contain the blight germs, the sweat
ing Of the potatoes in the pile will
cause moisture condensation on the
tops and this moisture will drip back
on the potatoes and will carry with it
the germs of late blight and rot In
"A short time the potatoes will start
to rot and their quality will be ruined
and at the same time a great loss yill
De taken, DOlh III JuOtTS ana IN labor
Owing to the warm weather only a
small quantity of ground should be
covered over the pits and care should
be taken that the pit has sufficient
ventilation at the top.
If you are planning on storing
your crop in your cellar, be sure that
good clean stock, free from rot, is put
in. Also look after the ventilation
Of your cellar, if you don't you'll be
sorting over your potatoes this winter
If we are to take out good quality
of potatoes next spring, whether for
seed or for eating purposes, we must
exercise extreme care this fall in
handling our potato crop.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-10-07
GIRLS CLOSE EYES IN MOVIES
Were Determined for Once to See a
Picture From It's Beginning
to Its End.

The last scenes Of a film drama were
Pickering TO their inevitable denoue-
ment. The fight between the hero and
the villain was over, the chasing Of
automobiles had been so far exhaust
ed that there was hardly a character
who hadn't chased or been chased by
every other character.
Suddeny q woman in the audience
noticed two nice girls near her whose
eyes were peacefully closed. Her heart
went out to them in sympathy, for she
assumed that they were blind and that
they went to the movies just to hear
the professor punch the piano, al
though that seemed too awful to be
true
But when the picture ended and the
lights flashed on. the two girls opened
four perfectly good eyes, looked at
each other and smiled.
did you really keep your eyes
shut?" demanded one. Honest to
goodness l debut did your" coun-
tered the other.
Gross my heart and hope to die"
averred the first, but it took a lot
of self-control. However, l was deter
mined for once to see a picture from
the beginning instead of from the
middle. New York Sun.