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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
G.. ". KRYDER TELLS Us THAT
BEFORE \ GUY Is \ FULL
PLEDGED AUTOMOBILE MAN
HI HAS TO BIZ

HI HAS I'D BI-
Sent ont TO borrow a left-handed
monkey wrench.
Given an empty can and sent 20
the gas station for a pint OF com
precision"
Equipped with a pump in which
Tho washers had been reversed and
told 10 initiate a tire.
Chased over 10 the power house
with old spark plugs with instruc-
tious "to have new sparks fitted"
Provided with a blanket order on
an the supply houses I'm town call
ing for one Ford model Armstrong
starter"
pint 20 searching through the
shop for the lost piston clearance.
Ordered 10 buy can of printing
for the oI-pump
Handed % spark plug lead-when
tho engine was running-with in
etructions TO use il as a listening
tube for locating q bearing knock.
Told TO remove the excess conicity
from II Icather-faced clutch
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
"BT STNESS Is GOOD WITH
HTDSON-ESSEX.~

We see that Earl Reeder comes
oIt fat-footed I'm the New Idear and
SAYS that Dave Boswell IS one Of
The few men he knows who has the
courage 20 wear a handkerchief IN
Ea upper top coat pocket
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

The average length OF life in Eng
land and Wales Is SIS years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-04-02

The task or marking the poles Is
nor as stupendous an undertaking as
a. first might De supposed our
divisional headquarters would issue
Instructions % our district head
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-12-22
SLUNOvRAT NASTAvA.

Vsem, kdoz nenavidi TINA,
uvadlme v znamost, be vce1-a
byl nejkratsl den a od dneska
re sc zacfna den ssnatahovati"
neni toho sice mnollo, ale svS-
Ito nabyva nadvladu mad tmou,
Souhlasi to j sc staroceskyn n
kanim ze ma bozf narozeni -
20 blesi prevalent ma Now
rpk - o slepici krok. TAX pro-
dlouzen bude zivot dne jiz ri.
| ira o celych deset vtefin.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-12-22
NAVSTEVA kABARETNfHO
UMELCE.

v pruvodu p. JOS. Biciste
navstivil mas vcera y. Vaclav
A!trecht, kabaretni zpevak a
virtues ma koncertni ACCORDION
jehz vystupov2l v New Yorku
V D. A. Sokolovpes s neohycej-
nym usp6chem. Hodla u mas
uspofadati v Ceske Narodni
SIM Ma Broadway: konce1t, ma
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-12-22
PRED SOUDEM.

.Soudce:. sNavazko, CO ma
te Ike svemu obhajeni Sc, re
jste Sc vloupal dne 3. t. m. do
pokladny v redakci casopisu
'Kartac'
QbzalovanJ: "Slavny- soude,
ia nem6l v dHyslu ukrasti pc
nlze nesl. jsen jen do redak-
ce "pfedplatne', protoze Sc
We dne stydim tam We svtch sa-
tech it'll"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-12-22

ktelem pfednese nektere po-
p6vky flaslefovy j linych pc
stitelh popnaaxmi lidove musy.
Cisla porat5u jsou vazneho i
hurnoristickeho obsahu. Pfa-
teli tohoto druhu umenf ceka
tudfz velice pekny pozitek.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
ECONOMY

The chief plea made by Gallatin county DEM
ocrats for election to county offices is on the
grounds of economy" They emphasize 1t, drive
point home time and again IN all their talks.
They pledge themselves to it, body, soul and
But what do Democratic pledges
amount to? Take the past two years for instance.
AT the courthouse the following Democrats now
hold office, elective office: District judge, clerk
of the court, two county commissioners, sheriff,
treasurer, auditor, superintendent of schools, and
assessor. The Republicans have one commission
er, the attorney, clerk and recorder and county
surveyor. The balance of power is in the ration
of nine to four. Certainly the Democrats cannot
claim that the Republicans control the county.
And it is interesting to note that during this
Democratic regime, the taxes in Gallatin amount
to S37.59 per capita, the highest per capita tax
of any county in Montana. How about it, Mr..
Voter? Are you going to give such extravaganza
the stamp of your approval next Tuesday? What
about that economy" plea? What was it that
Lincoln said about fooling the people?
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
H THE CONSISTENT.

Saturday evening, to relieve the tedious waiting
for B. K. Wheeler, John Lovelace took the stage
at the Emerson school and spoke in support of
B. K. Wheeler, Democratic candidate for United
States senator. Noting the entrance of Mr.. Wheel
er, John concluded with the following, Il will now
stop and let you hear from my friend, Senator
B. K. Wheeler"
Two years ago this same John Lovelace, then,
as now, the political henchman for the big inter
ests of the state, was largely instrumental in
staging the meeting addressed by Senator Henry
L. Myers, who spoke against Mr.. Wheeler's can
didacy for governor. John met the senator upon
his arrival in Bozeman, lunched with him, gave
him every support in his power. Today he is
backing my friend Burt Wheeler"
How does John justify his conduct, not so much
to the people of Gallatin county, but to himself
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
DISABLED VETERANS
TO OBSERVE

Saturday of this week will be the
national Forget-me-not Day for the
disabled veterans, a day designated
a national remembrance day for those
boys who were wounded or injured
in the world war. Men of the local
Bobcat post of the D. A. V. will sell
forget-me-nots on the streets and in
addition they expect to run the Rial
to theater for the day. The show
that day is entitled Remembrance"
and is particularly appropriate in its
title.
The money raised throughout the
nation by the sale of forget-me-nots
and other commercial endeavors en-
gagged in by the D. A. V. will be used
mainly by the national D. A. V. or
~ganization, though a part Of it will go
to the state organization and the diff
ferent local posts.
Those in charge of selling the flow
} ers in Bozeman will accept any sum
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
COMMITTEES M FOR
WEEK

Committees have been appointed
at the college to take care of the an
nual Farmers Week program. Com
mittees are named by President At
kinson, Director Linfield and Direct
OF Cooley, the executive council at the
college. The following are named
on the committees:
General aFrangements-President
Atkinson, Director Linfield, Director
Cooley.
Meetings and short courses-M. L.
Wilson, C. N. Arnett, Miss Branne-
gan, Miss Turley and M. j. Abbey.
Transportation and rates-E. H.
Lott.
Transportation and information
R. o. Wilson.
Refreshments-Miss Maxwell.
Social and reception-Miss Lee
Miss Brannegan, H. R. Sumner.
Glasses and lecture rooms-F. B
Linfield.
Music. w. Ever.
According to present indications
the Farmers Week this next Janu
airy will be the most largely attend
ed in the history of the institution
A number of conventions and meet
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.

Age cannot wither nor custom stale the infinite t
lack of variety of the verbal artillery with which
Charlie Carlson, battery captain for the Gallatin
democrats, assails the Republican administrations,
both state and national. Covering both national
and state affairs, he takes in a world of territory
in a manner which is neither a compliment to
his own acumen or to the intelligence of his
listeners.
He says that the Republican congress is one
of the worst in the history of the nation and has
made a mess of everything. For instance-brought
United States Liberty bonds up from eighty-fve
cents to 100 cents on the dollar; lifted a billion
and a half of taxes from the backs of the. people
negotiated international treaties under which our
naval burden will be lessened for all time to come
restricted immigration so that American labor
will have a chance at the jobs available in Amer
lea restored the railroads to private management
where economies have made possible some reduc-
tons in freight rates and discontinued the huge
appropriations for deficits; kept the United States
out Of the various messes that are being mixed up
in Europe; provided loans for the handling of sur
plus agricultural products for export purposes,
thus relieving the market at home; loosened the
strings which the. Democratic administration had
= drawn so tight on credits; established the policy
: of more business in government and less govern
, ment In business. E~
t Turning his attention to state affairs he says
heiaannot learn what the Dixon program is. He
o utterly avoids the main issue of the campaign,
+ the fight of the people of Montana under Dixon's
a leadership, to GUST the Anaconda Copper eompany
; from its control Of state affairs, and says the
t campaign is a staight Republican and Democratic
aghtff AZ this is true, why is it that everysEe-
3 publican daily newspaper in Montana, with4one
exception, is uniting with the Democratic press
l. in fighting the first Republican governor MOn-
rs tana has had for two decades. papers which are
k supporting their local Republican county candk
E. dates as we'll 90 the national administration
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
WHEELER.

eff l should wake up some morning and md
the Butte Miner and the Helena Independent sup
porting my candidacy for office, / would turn my
pockets wrong side out and look for the money"
The above quotation was taken from the speech
made by B. K. Wheeler in Sidney, Montana, in
October, 1920.
Saturday night this same B.. K. Wheeler, now
Democratic candidate for United States senator,
equipped with the whole-hearted support of both
the Butte Miner and the Helena Independent,
made an appeal for votes to the people OF Boze-
man. The man who tells the old line Democrats
that he has seen the error of his ways and has
turned again to the paths of rectitude and right
eousness and at the same time gives the radicals
to understand he is the same old Wheeler, who
two years ago said 81 will run on any ticket you
(Townley and DUNN suggest" now asks that
YOU elect him as a Democrat to the senate OF the
United States.
You know, Just speaking between ourselves and
without mixing politics at all, you know we kind
o. like clean-cut opinions and convictions and the
sand to express them. When we stop to analyze
men and our respect for men we'll find it very
largely based on the straightforwardness OF men.
They may interfere with our plans, they may
oppose our pet purposes, which are mostly tor
our individual advantages, but down in our hearts
we respect them ana IL we were IN great COuOle
or facing a present and immediate emergency
we'd prefer to follow them. That's why soldiers
follow some officers gladly and why soldiers some
times refuse to follow those who have not beer
able to pass the stern analysis of the soldier
In a way we are all soldiers. When the pincl
comes we turn to men of strong convictions am
the courage to live up to them.
There's no politics in this, no religion eXcep
as politics and religion are part of a mans char
acter. It's a question of character and courage
There never was a man of complete courage VIII
was "~tactful" in the full sense of that much abuse
word. From Abraham and Moses on down I
Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt whe
occasion seemed to demand they spoke plainl
and without evasion. They meant what they sal
It was the expression of their characters. That
why we like and admire and trust them.
It's so in communities as in nations. We hgl
the man of convictions and plain speech. He max
us mad. But when all has been said and done v
know who, what and where he is; and in the lol
run, when the ephemeral and selfish purposes al
plans have failed or succeeded we turn in respe
to him and his like.
When the straightforward men of Montana g
called upon, will Burton K. Wheeler have the 81
isfaction of having stood up to be counted?
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01

He descends to the trivial. In his most ap-,
proved, d~rarlatie, courtroom manner, Mr. Carlson
asks his faI mer audiences if they, any of them,
have 2 S22 gravy boat in their homes. Does he
expect the $35, 600 mansion that the state bought
for the occupancy of Governor Stewart to be
furnished with a set of threehing dishes. Mr..
Carlson also neglects to tell his audiences that
this now famous set of dishes was bought at the
very outset of Governor Dixon's administration,
at the suggestion and with the aid in selection
of Governor and Mrs. Stewart.
Mr.. Carlson emphasizes the fact that the Dem
ocrats promise economy. Does he think that the
people have so soon forgotten the way the Dem
ocrats spent money like drunken sailors during
their eight years in control of Washington, of the
hundreds of thousands of harnesses bought for
the relatively few horses in the army, of the
billions spent for aircraft and not one fighting
machine used in France, of the billions spent on
nitrate plants and not a pound of nitrate used
in the war, of the unceasing extravaganza in
every department of government that is now
being paid for by our heavy taxes.
Touching state affairs Mr.. Carlson tells of the
growing state Indebtedness. He goes back to
1916, before the war, for his comparative figures
He does not emphasize the fact that much of
Montana's present indebtedness is a heritage Gov
ernOr Dixon received from Governor Stewart. He
does not tell his audiences that the expenses OF
the state, under the administration of Governor
Dixon, have been something like $500, 900 less
than for a like time under Governor Stewart
? That is the test of this state indebtedness bust
) ness; it is the money now being spent, the cur
rent expenses-not the accumulations left from
years of Democratic administration.
It is said that figures do not lie-but liars figure
5 Whoever furnished Mr.. Carlson with the figure
e he quotes should have been a charter member O
Roosevelt's famous Ananias club. You shoul
hear Carlson, he makes the most of his somewha
: scanty and utterly unreliable material. But don
think for a moment he is going to fool man
voters in Gallatin county.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
COMMUNITY DINNER
AT THE Y. nj. c. A.

Next Friday night, November 8, at
$50 p. M, those of the community
who are interested in the reports of
activities and plans and program for
the coming year will gather for din
ner at the Y. M. C.. A. The board
of directors have planned a most in
teresting time and all citizens of Boze-
mar who have at heart the welfare
of the boys and girls of the city are
urged to attend. Each member Of the
board of directors has tickets for
this dinner for sale.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
ENFORCING THE PROHIBITION LAWS.

While more or less interest attaches itself to
all the contests for county office in G~allatin, there
is perhaps more local conjecture about the offices
of sheriff and county attorney than any other
places on the ticket. This arises from the fact
that these officers have in their power the en-
forcement of the prohibition laws. That the two
Offices should work in entire harmony is con-
coded by the men of both parties, though IN
reality the sheriff's office has most of the re-
sponsibility on its shoulders, hence it is of that
office in particular we wish to speak.
Insofar as we can see the race for the sheriff's
office is a plain wet and dry fight. Early in the
campaign James Smith, the Republican candi-
date for sheriff, let it be known that he was
ranning on a straight dry platform. Last week
in these columns he came out with a signed state
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
This was entirely consistent

nent to that effect. This was entirely consistent
With his actions while chief OF police of Bozernan.
Realizing a bit late in the game that the fate
Of the election would depend on the candidates
attitude toward this all important topic, the Demo-
Gratis likewise began emphasizing prohibition en-
forcement.
Speaking in behalf of himself and MIR. Morgan,
Democratic candidate for sheriff, at Springhill
last Thursday evening (the day after the Courier
containing Smiths signed dry platform came out)
E. A. Peterson, Democratic candidate for county
attorney said in substance: THE prohibition
laws are being violated at the present time in
Gallatin county, but l pledge you that if Mr..
Morgan and l are elected they will be enforced"
In his anxiety to say a good word for himself
Mr.. Peterson forgot that his running mate, his
candidate for sheriff, was not a mere deputy, but
undersheriff, the man who next only to the sheriff
himself, was responsible for the enforcement of
these laws.
1.-THE prohibition laws are being violated at the
present time in Gallatin county. pledge you that
if am elected they will be enforced" This was
the substance of Mr.. Peterson's plea in his own
behalf. Now we do not doubt that Mr.. Peterson
is honest in his intentions, but we are interested
in just how he would go about it. Would he make
himself into a detective as well as a county pros
~ecutor? Would ne swear out warrants and serve
them himself to be sure that there was no leal
in the legal machinery? Or does he consider him
self an evangelist who can work a miraculous
overnight reformation? Can he perform the worl
of county attorney and at the same time carr!
the burden of a dilatory sheriff's office on hi
shoulders?
The instability of election pledges is proverbia
A man is liable to promise anything in the hea
of a hard campaign. The only thing the voter
have to go on is the candidates past record. Ar
his pledges for the future conduct of the offc
consistent with his actions in the past?
"The prohibition laws are being violated a
the present time in Gallatin county" Veril!
Mr.. Peterson spake the truth. Go down Mai
street in Bozeman almost any night about mis
| night and count the DRINKS. Hang around ii
different "pastimes'' and see the moonshine ca
, / ried on convenient hips. Somebody is selling
/, Go to any town in the valley and see the me-
+ without visible means of support" And of Il
O booze that has been confiscated at infrequent j
l~tervals by the present sheriff's force-has tn
4 booze ever been publicly destroyed? Bootleggil
4 and moonshining are no new conditions for Boz
q man, they have been going on for the past 70
% lyears,. steadily, consistently, u~ninterruptedly.
y 1t is an interesting item of note for the vote
to remember on election day that the Democra
candidate for sheriff has been undersheriff
or Gallatin county for the past four years, seco
is only to the sheriff himself in authority to enfol
lie the prohibition laws.
~
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01
PARKING AT

People who have business around
the agricultural end of the State Col
lege campus and who drive to the col
lege in their cars are requested tc
park their cars when necessary in
the rear of Agricultural hall, where a
place has been provided for that pur-
pose. A letter sent out this week
by Dean F. B. Linfield to all faculty
members calls attention to the new
place for parking cars
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01

ings of state organizations will bring
hundreds of people to Bozeman for
the week. 1t now seems certain that
special rates will be allowed on all
railroads for the week.
The Bozeman courier. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1919-1954, 1922-11-01

for the posies. That lies entirely
within the province Of those who buy
them.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-05-02
ST. JOHNSRURY
Local News

Mrs. Amede Fourier whose
shoulder and elbow were dislocat-
ed in plunge down the stairs at
her home in Concord a week ago
is making splendid recovery at St.
Johnsoury hospital where she was
taken soon after the accident.
Mrs. c. 7. Walter was in Lyn-
don Tuesday to attend the fun
eral OF d cousin, Mrs. David S,
Young. Mrs. T. H. Underwood
also attended the funeral.
Dr.. and Mrs. E. NJ. Cleasby of
Orleans were the guests on Fri
day and Saturday Of Dr.. and Mrs.
J. NJ. Allen.
Food sale and rummage sale at
the Legion Club rooms, Thursday
afternoon, May 4. 259-26O
John c. Danforth has returned
from tlip to Lawrence. Mass,
and kennebunkport, Me. Mr..
Danforth reports that the build
ing industry in those places has
picked up very rapidly this spring.
The many friends of DR.. and
Mrs. Wallace Nutting, now of
Framinehom, Mass, viii regret
10 learn that they were in a hotel
ire in NolWalk Conn, Sunday and
were so overcome by the smoke
that they had to be carried out by
the firemen.
Miss Lucy Sinclair died Monday
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-05-02
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

Reward for return or inforlna-
ton of coal black cat. Good size.
Very slight touch OF white on
wight ear. Mrs. Ella Dunnett, 1OS
Main street. Tel. 81 ADVERTISE
ment.
Mrs. C. E. Towne left Tuesday
morning for Kennebunkport, Me.
summoned there by the illness of
her mother, Mrs. T. 3. Perkins.
Misses Theln1a and Dorothy
Towne are with Mrs. J. NJ. Per-
ham during their mothers alb
sence.
Mr.. and Mrs. Scott Harris re-
turned from Littleton Monday
whore they were called by the i'll
ness and death of Mrs. Harris
father, Charles Z. Somers. Mr..
Somers died Wednesday and the
funeral was Friday.
Eat at Pythian Hall Thursday.
Advertisement.
The infant daughter of Mr.. md
Mrs. Alec Guyer Of g Portland
street, died Wednesday, April %,
and was buried Friday afternoon
in Mt. Calvary cemetery. Besides
her parents, she leaves four sis
ters, Alberta, Byzantine, Irene and
Gilherte.
Mrs. Dwight Strout left st.
JohnSbury Monda night for New
York city, accompanied bv Miss
Emma c. McMaarls, r. N. Mrs.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-05-02
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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1922-05-02
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