Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-09
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YOUR NOSE KNOWS.
Mary owned a little goat,
It's fragrance was no sham;
She sold it to, the butcher man,
And he sold Il out as lamb.

O O O
The love affair between the Journal, the First Ma
tional and the Irredueibe might be called triangle
except for the fact that Ananas Is taking such
prominent part.
Oft in the Silly night we wonder why some scien-
fist hasn't crossed insomnia with sleeping sickness.
o o o
1t used to be that we were invited out for supper,
but nowadays we attend dinner parties.
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Nothing makes quite religious
new hat.
New York did away with her curb market. but
Albuquerque still has her second hand Fords dis.
played on Central avenue west of Fifth street.
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SAID. RUNORED AND ALLEGED.
The politics in this here state
Is said to be most rotten;
The trouble is so says mate,
Too many men are boughten.*
fYankee pronunciation)
II the women would send menus with their invi-
tations to teas, the would know better what to
expect.
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Sir: Susie says that your column is so soothing
that it puts her to sleep every Monday afternoon.
NELL.
Oh that's nothing, Nellie; frequently go to sleep
writing It,
CONFESSION.
lady with charming grace
And said to right to my face
I've brought you something to replace
Your ideas of poetry
She then small brown book
With markings where she'd have me look
When need words like get the hook
To turn pretty meter
took the volume that she brought
And read the thing just ought
But it told nothing that I sought
And so quick returned It.
And now she says the thing need
Is change of thought-Ive gone to seed
spurn the charge md frankly plead
IN much too green for that!
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Nine o'clock curfew at Las Vegas is to be revived
This recalls. of course, the whiskered wheeze about
the town which dispensed with curfew because it
c. Sir: i, Did you YOU know that Max Wells sells them in
No, but see where Virgil Sparks in socorro
o o q
9. Now that no less an authority than Richard
Strauss has put his o. x. on jazz music what will
the frowning highbrows do about it?
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oh what, to ask another question is more useless
than thermometer that is given away as an adver-
tisement.
As thermometer it Is no good and as an adver-
tisement is 1t no good because 1t is good as
thermometer.
The old saying that burnt child breads the fire
doesn't always apply. Most people no sooner get
out of one marriage than they bust right into an
other one.
BY DAM SITE.
Oldest Dam drivers, best Dam on the Dam
!
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THE COUNTY WHERE rs RAISED.
! read lot o. papers
An some poplar magazines
] like book that's got punch
An paints me purity scenes;
There's lots o. ways of passin' time
But one way must be praised,
An that's readin of the folks
In the county where rs raised
! like person who can look
At youth with pleasant thought,
An think o. things that he done then
And of the things he sought;
For youth was made for happiness
An you'll be just amazed
How many pleasant tt ,ught come back
FROM the county where yous raised
take the OF home paper
An search the pages through,
10 see what Jim or John has done
Or what's become of you
read where Sallie is quite we'll
But Mary daZed,
With prices Dat her turkeys brought
|. In the county where rs raised.
love to read where Stoney Is
workin' in the bank,
An Zephs doctor in st. Louis
Where he has in rank;
That Ollie Craig at last is wed
An ends his bachlor days;
/ knowed EN- all when was there
| In the county where Is raised.
read lot o. papers
An some poplar magazines
like book that's got punch
An paints me pretty scenes;
But when II comes to passin' time
One of the incest ways,
Is readn' of the folks back home
In the county where rs raised
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On the morning of January first, said to a pure
olooded American. well did you watch the old year
out and the year imp
l And the answer was 'WhenP II u. G..