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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-05

Results,


Firs, race stccpcchnsr. two and u half
mil"s-Comipuc. i3t tByorsl, $3.50. $500.
'sio, nr-, lIailavii,. 1875 CrawforD.
'ySn az '% ,Sr" T Sc" THic ls'
csiv", Earlrck"r. Musty, Courteous. Hou-
DIM. Minata also rang
second race mile ami slSt"cnth b.
,a,ao. ,2ec. ars,. siirrory Elm, los los cray w.
lori. ~ sl.50 second. Double Cross lOi
!h"rnHs). $3.50. third. Time, l:is Tho
I liant c 1Ghpny nnna"" Mawre"r"n.
Ten buttons also ran. trcn Buttnns
finished hist, hut was DISQUALIFIED for
iuuinpl
dirls'"nl. SO ooo added. milo Hiossom
Time III Gohusoul s57.&O. $3.50 $3.50.
first; p"ngo%, II" tfa'oD, $3.50, 81. 80.
second. LITTLE colt 1872 tWclner). Sie.Go.
Rlucm"nt puniin, General Thatcher. Out
oui, best Love, Scarlet Buglcr also ran.
Fourth rnc'--ix furlours Galautman.
loo at Thomas, $500. $3.50. fl0IO.
nrst' Mig lI"n;t. lo3 O.. FutoD. sli?O.
id..o, second Nose Dtvc. lOi (RelD. S:.7'.
ihrih. Tlm". I.l2 2-5. Apex. ChHmrla in.
man, Predictions saddle and Boots. Sec
.oni Thoughts, Wishnouc. PcEassus. Pad.
die, Mary Patricia also ran.
Fiuh ra'"--thc rim!ico Fu,urty Cscc-
. oud diyisinuJ. StO.oO0 added. mile
Saiys Alley. ia johnson S5.lo. s57o.
Sa.7n. r.st. Martingnl-, 1872 (ku,um"ri
$3.50. $50. second: My own -?
tk"orhl, Sl20. thitd. Time. i:3a Is.
Moourakcr. Rinito rickctcr. OSPREY, Ret
- B"nU. hoy. believe Me. Shamrock,
We'll niSo ran.
SiNih r.c"--mtl" and sIxtccnth-Emo-
ton. ia tMcAtc"). -. t3iG. $40. FIRST;
f"lrwty, llH tSRndc), s2fo, $3.50. see
"nd comic song, llO G.angp. $3.50. third.
Iim". - -. Bromclia. Tu;ter, John
Paul iun's also ran.
Seventh rac"--ullc and haif-Frccxy
SnteHy sS tM. raior). si3. $50, $3.50.
rtst: On High. lag twooIstockl. $3.50.
$3.50, s"coud; iiuuuec. los tKumm"rI,
sac third Time. ga .5. Dark il'iI.
Auniv"rsRtN. hnIioJ Mrk, Attorney Muir.
N"rth Wales, raIN Horse. Joan of Arc,
Moody, Li,tl- Ei Lady Zcus also ran.
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w. & j. TAKES BATTLE
FROM LAFAYETTE
Ihy As.oclnted rreshl

POLO GROUNDS. NEW YORK, Nov.
t.-Wnshington and Jefferson College
football team, recruited from II stu
dent body OF 500 unders rnduates. do
feated l.aFayette's eleven. IA to 10
here this afternoon. The victory or
tho w a h nG ton tPHp team
was the result OF sensational com
bat In the third and fourth periods
after Lafayette hah taken lead Of
thirteen points in the first half.
Entering the final period with the
score 10 To Z, against them. the Presi-
dents blocked Lafayette punt Mt
nidhcld and recovered on, Of bounds
ON their own forty nre-yard line.
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lin '"rhctt Is one or the nStir au-
thhrItirs wh" cannot see BATTING
SKI AZ an opponent for Jack Dcmp-
sHN. torhctt SAYS tho ScucgaicS" WIN
he n sct-up for Dempsey He places
no fHith ia the statement that Sikh
can take more ishmcnt that I'VE
ordinary boxers. "Gic won't know
wha' punishment is untsl he meets
lack said Corhctt
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nn,nmeil's Ncnt necord.

Ed Rommell. the Athletics pitch
or. who finished the season winning
twehty-six games for the low and
down-troddcn Mackmcn. Is tho first
r'chcr In eleven years TO deliver
mat number of Victories for Connie
MACK In 1910 Coombs turned in
,hlr'y-on" wins ana again. in 1911,
COLBY Jack gent back twontv-oirht
victories But remember. Coombs
hnd world debating team behind
MIN. while Rnmmcii had only or
dlnnry support TO nsslst him
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-11-05

Original No Trump Bids by First oil
Second Hand.

Original No Trump Bids by First or
Second Hand.
The original bid OF one no trump
by first or second hand is a very
different proposition from the bid
az suit under the same conditions.
The suit may I've bid. and usually H..
with strength only in that suit In
"A no trump, however, the strength
must l'c well distributed. The rca-
son for THIS is apparent. when II
suit Is trump. the high cards of the
other suits may H., trumpch, but
without trump. Thc suits viii make
unless the bidder can stop them. An
original bid Of ono no trump, thcre-
fore. should not he made unless th"
bidder has al least three suits pro-
,cc'"d The second requirement. Is
the same as for a suit bid; that is
two quick tricks The following
are good example hands that may
he hid by nrst or second hand.
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$4,000 Apply for Tickets.

CAMBRIDGE. MASS. Nov. i.-Thp
Harvard Athletic Association an
nounced tonight that 10000 applica-
tions had been received here for
tickets FOR the Yale game Al New
Haven on November 81. Two years
ago 2s.So0 seats In the bowl were
applied for mere.
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CInnt, uuy unrrI.on

BLOOM lNGTON. I'LL. Nov. Guy
Morrison, premier twirler or the
Three Ey" League. has been sold to
tho New York Giants according To
an announcement by President Gocl-
Ger. of the Fans Association. Tho
purchase price was not announced.
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Mn, Retnrn I:n.t.

n Stufr Mclnnis. Of the Cleveland
Indians, wants To return East he can
do so. according 10 Iris Speaker. pro-
vidin9 Cleveland can make the right
kind OF deal with an Eastern club.
The Indians are in need Of pitchers
and Speaker snys he has q deal on
with two eastern clubs for fingers.
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ireland has never bcaton England
Ia international soccer games Tho
w"arors ~ IN" Rose have won u
games ana drawn three
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Tohnecn I.Ilnt ON Job.

DANNll.i.E, N"v. i.-Iierhcrt Muir
phy. VINO IL Ia pilot the Tohacconists
'hfuuGh next baseball scaEuu lis al
ready at worR on tho personnel of
IN" team, He has drafted Jack Le-
roy. OF ErrcnvIllc Tcnn
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SYRACUSE REFUSES
NEBRASKANS' ATTACK
Beat Invading Eleven by Score
of 9 to 6-Viciory
Surpriscs.
my Universal serv,ce.l


SYRACUSE. " Y, Nov. An
longer will the far reaches west OF
the Mississippi echo to the shouts
Nebraska liz the greatest team In
the country" Syracuse's powerful
eleven Is the reason. 1t stopped the
victorious onslaught OF the Corn
iuskers this afternoon at Archboid
stadium. to 6, In one of the most
clinHteric upsets OF n season of sen :
sntionhl upscts.
The far-hcraldcd smashing attack
OF the Echraskans did not live up ia
advance notices. Its aerial rnm.
called utterly. The Corn Huskcrs
Fought vaiinntly, but met better
team In the Orange array Tbev
were lucky TO score at all Rut for
tumble by Full Eack Zimmerman
which Left End Thompson. OF Ne
oraska. ciawcd up for a scnsation,i
inward run and a touchdown. the
M"s'erncrs would have fallen in
most ahJect defeat,
Seiore the game Coach Fred Daw-
son invaders were lB-to-S Coviritcv
ihrir deeds. which had brourh, ,h.,
me Missouri Valley chamnion.bi,,
including iS-to-O verdict over Mis,
Souri . hlFersitN. was one reason. Th.
'act they had lost but once in ,wn
r "''' 'heh TO the crack NOtrc
lame eleven. was another re,snn
Syracuse was first 1, scorn ard :,
me hrst period, Right Half Rack
Mcsride kicked u placement vn,t
from the thirtynve- yard line ThI.
sent partisan throng of j5.Oo0 intn
mysteries. Syracuse was hnpnv ~
get that score. for only n hricr few
minutes before four successive MAJ.
Nv, ITO .nn INVADERS line failed to net
,nr ''l"ired yardaRe, ana the ball
nad changed hands on Nebraska's
htt""n- yard line.
Nebraska made only three Grs,
downs in all. Nine forward passes
all failed
The lineup:
Syracuse. Position Nebraska.
lapp" ........ .lcft end Thompsoc
Starnhin .lcft tackle wcnkn
Van Riarcom LEFT guard 49,. Hasse.,
N"iNer center 80. Petcrwon
tCHpt)
Hers right guard . Barouis,
Waldorf fright tackle. Wollrr
McHae fright end 80. Scherer
frnHNc ...quarter back -. Preston
Anderson LEFT half back Drwu,
Mcbride right half back LewcIlen
zimmerman FUN back Hartley
tcapt.)
Score by periods: Total.
SNrhcus" $50. g.
Nebraska .... q q a 4
summary. Touchdowns-Tho
SON, anderson. Goals from field
Mc'lid". placement. 3a-yard Sub
stitutions; MISUNDERSTANDING for
thompson; Noble for l.cwrllen: Rus
'eH for Preston; Thompson for
Srh"cNpri; l.cweil"n for Noble: l'rrs-
ton for Russell. Observation-Disclosures
Tor Van Rlarcom; kellogg INV yin,
norman: BOWMAN for Mcbride: Him.
norman for Bowman: Mcbride for
hcii"SE; Van Rlarcom for Raw
SINGER; RaNsinger for Van Hlarcom
N"i"rec, Buch OEarlhaml umpirr.
ia Thorn 're LA Sale Institute)
hetd judge. ok"son U.ehigh) Tim.
OF p"riods--l5 minutes
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Cornell Cross Country Team wins.
SYRACUSE. y. y. NOV. i.--Cornoll
won III" fourth annual intcrrol-
i"gihte cross-cnuntry run her" today
Win score az s? points Syracuse
was second With g points: t.oium.
thlrd with 60. a H
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R Easy Lessons
YEA "a M in
WASgN$ ~ Auction Bridge
E&AHSSSSSA W. ~ b iioy.J
copyrieht 1912 by Hoyi.. Jr.

/ produce the odd trick The great
value TO the partnership In bidding
| them lies in the information that
| they convey 10 partner. The infor-
nation that the bidder has at least
two quick tricks, distributed in at
least three suits. Is of the greatest
value To partner either In MAKING
a bid OF his ON or In doubling op.
poucnrs IL they overbid his partner.
The best test OF good pair at
auction Is one Of doubling. The
pair that doubles the opponents
most frequently when they are over
bidding their hands. is the pair that
wins. one of the saddcst things that
can happen at the auction table oc-
ours when player bids suit or
no trump, opponents orrrbid. and
partner. with Il big hand, passes and
allows opponents tn play the hand
uudoublcd, instead Of depending on
partners original hid and doubling.
During an evenings play. there arc
tract and of these hands probably
only 10 per cent are doubled. The
experts. on the other hand. will
double a, least per cent of them.
This Is possible only when tn" origi-
nal bid gives exact Information aud
reformation thai partner can de-
pend on That is tho secret OF good
auction and tho sUund original bid
is tho basis of II.
There is another type OF hand
that may he hid on" n" trump by
Nrst or second hand, and that Is one
that contains n set up minor suit
and an outside acc. For example:
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Vanderbilt scOrinH: TOurhdOwns---
Kuhn. Romnr. Try for point after
touchdown. Wakefield C9. Tennes-
60" scoring: Touchdown--CRmp bell
R"f"rre. Randolph CNirsinia): um-
pirc. Springer CPcnn.ylvaniaD: head
lin'snan, Thomas 'Uerduc) Time
~ periods. Is minutes each
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Small chnnGc for Giant.

The Giants collected sl,It2 each for
h"aiins IA" athletics Ia 1908.
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The above hands all contain at
least two quick tricks, distributed
In at Least three suits To the
novice they may appear To be very
weak. but experience has shown
that such hands, combined with tho
on" ana "nc-hslf quick tricks that
partner should hold will average 10
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09
RADIO JOINS AMERICAS
Five Stations to Bridge 1000
Miles Between Continents.
Two Big Companies Place Orders tor
Equipment Planned to Form New
Air Lines Of Communication
In Central America.

Linking Of the Americas by radio
through five broadcasting stations, two
of which will be erected in the United
States and three in Central America,
each with radius of 1900 miles. is be-
ing contemplated by two big western
companies, the United Fruit company
and the Tropical Radio Telegraph COM
pany. Orders for the stations have
been placed, says an announcement
from the Radio Corporation of Amer
lea.
The Terminals in the United States
of the proposed system will be at New
Orleans, La, where the present station
of the Tropical Radio Telegraph COM
pany is to be enlarged and at Miami,
Fla, where q new station will be con
structed by the company.
The three stations In the southern
part Of the group will be located at the
corners Of a triangle embracing Hon
duras, Nicaragua and at Tegucgalpa,
the capital of Honduras. These stations
will connect with the station of the
United Fruit company at Almirante'
Panama.
Communication between these hve
stations and ship.to-shore communities
tions with them will open up entirely
new routes Of intercourse between the
Americas, one of which will be the
opening of a 2,O00mile radio from
Colombia, South America, and the
United States.
The area embraced by the five sta
tions covers $4,000 square miles, will
network Of smaller stations Joinins
the five main offices at the larger gaps
In the case of the Tegucigalpa sta
tion, the delicate redio apparatus ant
heavy steel girders to build the station
must be transported over an SO-mil
mountain trail This station Will b.
completed by November l, 1922, 1t i
planned.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09
GO BACK TO RUSSIA TO DIE
Soldiers Of Gar, Broken in Body and
Shattered In Mind, Return From
German War Prisons.

Moscow.-Ghosts of the old Russia
are coming back to haunt the custo-
dians of the new.
They are the bodies Of faithful
soldiers of the czar, living on after
mentality has fled. They come, four
cai4oads of them, from the German
war prisons, where frightfulness of
Imprisonment and memories OF the
battlefield drove out reason from
those it did not kill.
There are other thousands of them,
hopeless, nervous, twitching wrecks
of men, quaking at the slightest sound.
They are coming back four years after
the remainder of humanity knew that
the cause for which they fought had
won, though the institution for which
they fought was wrecked.
Pinched, wan faces look out with
uncomprehending eyes from behind
the barred windows of the train into
a Russia they never knew. A red flag
has replaced the standard which they
loved. Now they are coming to the
guardianship of the Bolsheviki, the
sworn enemy of their Little Father
The Soviet department of health is re
celving them, placing them in asylums
where they will live over again ant
again the scenes of battle until the
end.
Transportation of these war victims
has been delayed these four years fo
lack of facilities. Russia had beef
unable to care for her able-bodied an,
mentally alert citizens. Things arr
better now and arrangements are be
ing made to bring back all Of Russia
insane from German camps.
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A Remarkable Record

Chamberlain Cough Remedy has a
remarkable record. 1t has been in use
for colds, Group and whooping cough
for almost half century and has con-
stantly grown in favor and popularity
as its good qualities became better
known. 1t is the standard and main re-
lance for these diseases in thousands
of homes. The facts that it can always
be depended upon and is safe and pleas
ant to take are greatly in its favor
when it is wanted for children.
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Our EnaIIsh Language.

Misplaced phrases cause many mis-
understandings. Here are some col.
lected by Everybody's Magazine from
publications all over the country.
The owners Of apple trees, some Of
which have not been looked after for
years. are undergoing pruning an
through this section.
Especial dining-room for ladies,
steaks and chops"
For Sale Five-room house, all mod
ern. Good chicken-house."
= 1As.Js;essa advises parents never to
s.zzk child on an empty stomach.
PIclss Three Large Apples.
English, Ind.-Three large apples
were picked recently by John Benz
from trees in bis orchard near Pilot
Knob. The largest measured 15
inches IN circumference and weighed
pound. The second measured IA
inkhes aud weighed II ounces, and
do third weighed 10 ounces and
u,oasured Is inches. The apples were
plcksd month before they would
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GROWS ONION STRAWBERRY
Indiana Farmer Looks Forward to Big
Demand for Fruit With New
Flavor.

Warsaw, Ind.-Strawberries with an
onion flavor will be produced next
year by A. f. Gunter, Kosclusko county
farmer. An experiment this year
proved that the production of such a
berry Is possible. He fertilizes his
strawberry field with tops taken from
his onion crop and says that he ex-
poets big demand for the berries on
the part of lovers Of onions.
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New Music Store

B.F. Gallagher has large line
Of both Victrolas and Records at
his new store on East Main street.
The only way you can appreciate
this fine music is to call and have
demonstration. Terms made to
suit you.
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The new Opera House bonds
are being sold rapidly. Have you
made your purchase ?
How Better Than Pills ?

The question has been asked; In
what way are Chamberlain Tablets
superior to the ordinary cathartic and
liver pills? Our answer is, they are
easier and more pleasant to take and
their effect is so gentle that one hardly
realizes that it is produced by medi-
cine. Then, they not only move the
bowels but improve the appetite anc
strengthen the digestion.
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ESTATE OF HENRIETTA V. PAR

ESTATE OF HENRIETTA V. PAR
Wis, Deceased. Notice is hereby given
that Letters Testamentary upon the
Estate of Henrietta V. Parvis, late of
St. Georges Hundred, deceased, were
duly granted unto Edward Hart and
Ethel Brown on the seventeenth day of
july, A. D. 1922, and all persons in
debted to the said deceased are request
ed to make payment to the Executors
without delay, and all persons having
demands against the deceased are re-
uuired to exhibit and present the same
duly probated to the said Executors on
or before the seventeenth day of July,
A, D; 1923. or abide by the law in this
EDWARD HART,
ETHEL BROWN,
Address Executors
| MARTIN B. BURRIS,
Attorney-at-Law,
Middletown, Delaware.
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CHEVROLET OWNERS-M your
Chevrolet ride easy. We will send
you Set of (4) Shock Absorbers for
$1,000, which is cost to us. We
have given up the Chevrolet Agency.
and are disposing of our stock of
Shock Absorbers at cost Drop US a
Card tor illustrations and advertising
matter. FooKs AUTO Co., Dover,
Delaware.
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WANTED

WANTED Operators at the Under
wear Factory of Topkis Bros. Co.
The management has houses to rent
to families having two or more girls
old enough to work in factory or will
secure board for girls at reasonable
prices. Call or write to ToPKIs BROS.
Co., Smyrna, Delaware.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Eight room house on
Main street, good condition. Hot and
cold water. Apply to A. FoGEL,
Middletown, Del.
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ESTATE OF HENRY A. PERKINS,
Deceased. Notice is hereby given that
Letters of Administration upon the Es-
tate of Henry A. Perkins. late of st.
Georges Hundred. deceased, were duly
granted unto Daniel r. Rothermel on
the Twelfth day of September A. D.
1922 and all persons indebted to said de-
ceased are requested 60 make payments
to the Administrator without delay, and
all persons having demands against the
deceased are required to exhibit and
present the same duly probated to the
said Administrator on or before the
Twelfth day of September A. d. 1928,
or abide by the law in this behalf.
DANIEL R. ROTHERMEL,
Address Administrator.
7O4 Liberty Bldg,
Philadelphia, Pa.
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,InIn y I ssts Finally
ss6I>e oiIt the House

"A BAth real estate
m hImneIf cf pests
lI6n6s ecnsider
< ~ he II sat-
ln6ll3 freed the
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09

FOR SALE-Cunning and Tres
pass notices at The Transcript
Office.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09

FOR SALE-Typewriters: Coronas,
Remington, Oliver, Hammond, Un-
derwood, etc., $3.50 and upwards.
Repairing and supplies. F. J. DoD-
SON, SMYRNA, Del.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09

FOR SALE-Pigs & to 10 weeks old,
pure-bred Poland China sire, grade
dam. Silver Maple Farm, State
Road below Blackbird. GEORGE NIB
LIT, Manager.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09

CIDER installed hydraulic cider
press, and will make cider on Wed.
nesdays and Fridays. Also barrels
for sale. WILLIAM Y. ELLISON, Nox-
ontown Mills.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09

RADIO PARTS, per Government speci-
fications complete; phone included,
$500. z. G. FREDERICKS Co., 2846
Penna. Ave. Baltimore, Md.
Middletown transcript., 1922-10-09
Classified Column

FOR Studebaker touring cat
in good running order; also portable
garage. Apply to MISS JOSEPHINE
COCHRAN, Middletown, Del.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-08-31
GAMES NOW PLAYED BY RADIO
Checkers Only One Of the Many
Amusements That Lend Them.
selves to the Wireless.

playing games by radio is the new
est sport" writes William Telher in
the July St. Nicholas "The boys in
and around New York city who have
small radio-telegraph sets, are having
a great deal of fun nowadays In car
rying on contests and tournaments
through the air. Folks who are listen
Ing in hear conversations like this:
TITS your move, John. just
Jumped from twenty to twenty-seven.'
"'All right, Tom; I'm moving from
ten to fourteen.
IF we did hear a conversation like
this, we should at once know that q
game of checkers was being played.
Checkers is only one of the many
games that lends itself to radio. Play
ing radio checkers is just as easy and
almost as fast as playing the game in
the ordinary manner. In fact, 1t is
more exciting than the usual game,
because we are always playing an in
visible opponent
The Hope pioneer., 1922-08-31

genial with Mary, she was very sure
Mary had enough stamina and good
sense to make the best of it; and she
was very sure, also, that If Mary would
only make little effort to be once in
while the Marie he had married,
things might be lot easier-for Mary.
Of course, laughed at that. 1 had
to. And Mother laughed, too. But we
understood. We both understood. I
had never thought of it before, but I
had been Marie when married Jerry.
l loved lights and music and dancing
and gay crowds just exactly as we'll as
he did. And it wasn't his fault that
suddenly turned into Mary when the
baby came, and wanted him to stay
at home before the fire every evening
with his dressing-gown and slippers.
No wonder he was surprised. He
hadn't married Mary-he never knew
Mary at all. But, do you know? I'd
never thought of that before-until
Mother said what she did. Why, prob
ably Jerry was just as much disap-
pointed to find his Marie turned into
NAd4
But Mother was talking again.
She said that she thought Jerry was
wonderful man, in some ways; that
she never saw man with such charm
and magnetism, or one who could so
readily adapt himself to different per-
sons and circumstances. And she said
she was very sure If Mary could only
show little more interest in pictures
Especially portraits), and learn to dis
cuss lights and shadows and perspec-
tives. that nothing would be lost, and
that something might be gained; that
there was nothing, anyway, like a COM
munity of interest or Of hobbies to
bring two people together; and that 1t
was safer, to say the least, when 1t
was the wife that shared the commu-
nifty Of interest than when it was some
other woman, though Of course she
knew as we'll as l knew that Jerry
never would She didn't finish her
sentence, and because she didn't finish
it, 1t made me think all the more.
Then, in minute, she was talking
again.
She was speaking Of Eunice. She
said once more that because of her,
she knew tnat she need never fear any
serious trouble between Jerry and me,
for, after all, it's the child that always
pays for the mothers mistakes and
short-sightedness, just as 1t is the sol.
The Hope pioneer., 1922-08-31
Too Obedient,

The devout mother and her five
year-old daughter were seated in
church. When the service began the
mother said in an undertone: "Sit
on the edge Of the pew. dear, and bow
your head.
The child obeyed and the mother
turned her entire attention to the
service. The whole congregation was
respectfully quiet.
Suddenly the little girls voice
echoed through the stiffness: "Hold
onto me, mamma, Tn slidin' off"