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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
RIG HOME CIIArTArolA TO nv
uEfD ny BlI'TIsTS OCT. ~.

ltE1n HI nAtsHsE 49, -
With the express purpose % d"vel'
oplng and boosting Amarillo talent ana
giving the Amarillo people an evenings
entertainment such as one usually only
has an opportunity Ia enjoy ~ a real
chautauaua. the Baptist church will
introduce the first home chautauqua.
absolutely without cost. Tuesday eye.
ming. October 10. IN their main audi
torium.
80 per cent ~ the performers are cx.
per!enccd IN the legitimate chauiauqua
work. educated Tor that vocation. They
still have love for II and are coming
together on that evening 20 present
their hghciass attractions. Every part
will represent nights program az
chauiauaua. The management IN plan.
ming to have Saxaphone Scrtctie. an
all star east 10 open the chautauqua
program. This win be- from Dave Der.
denis School Of Music.
Part Two or Tuesday" viii be "Chil.
dren's Night" For this little Miss Beth
Ryburn. aged 8. will appear In a charm.
Ing role and Little Misses Mildred and
Hethine Williams will FENDER a diff.
cult duet. These children are ana ?.
and are piano pupils 81 Miss Lillian
larsen. one % the city's most talented
museians
Part ] will feature Roberta Sparks
and her comfany In "The Gypsy Tribe"
The costumes for this act are very
elaborate. the queens costume being tho
same az those used on the platforms IN
l.. -
She IL supported IN this cast by Misses
Elizabeth Mclaughlin as Gypsy solnis,
and Cornelia Smith and Marian Phillips
as the Gypsy Maldens.
Part 4, viii embrace the "old Home
Singers who viii b. y. John Meyers.
A. r. Meyer. Mrs. J. l.. Mclaughlin
aud Mrn. X. y. Parcels. They will sing
n srcup Of Old songs that Will forever
be popular among lovers Of real musir
Part 3 viii be- a ''Ragpiper from Scot.
land" This will be- the artists first APP.
parane- before an autlienc. In Amarillo
Par, viii he the chnuuuqua concert
artists. This movement ~ ~ find new
talent ana present H. The pianist tom.
csrt will feature Miss Elizabeth Meyer,
daughter ~ MIR. and Mrs. \. r.. Meyer.
Her unusual talent was discovered By
,he management and although many
have heard her. this will b. her frs,
appsarance as n chautauqua concert
pianist.
irwin o. Tolaeln will be- the yiolinlsi.
having played with the Zellener quar-.
let. his number alone will be worth cum.
ing 90 hear.
The vocalist has not been chosen bu,
Il Is hoped that Mrs. l.. y Newly will
favor the chau,auqua with n number
Her voice il rich and sweet and would
he a fitting climax To the concert ar.
lists program.
The last part will feature the Peer.
less Brass Quartet" composed ~.
Messrs lease Rogers. c. Willard smith.
McClintock and Lelnhard-
This program IL a wonderful collec.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
" YOr ARE WELL. BRED

fou remember that all letters. wheth-
e. IN ionghand or typewriter. should De
written on neat stationery and should b.
easily legibie.
Machinewritten letters should have
wide margins NJ the top. bottom AMI
sides
Signatures 10 typewriter letters
should be made personally In ink.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
WOMEN LEARN MANY THINGS
At SALAD DEMONSTRATION

The assembly room AZ the Potter
County Library was crowded 20 oapa.
city THURSDAY afternoon when n hrgs
gathering OF ladies' ASSEMBLED 10 wit.
ness the saisd 6einonstration gwen by
Miss Bess Edwards. district home dem.
onxfrafion agent. through The oosriesy
n the Bush'snd Homo Demonstration
Club. She was assisted during the after
noon rs Miss Anna Bower. County
Home q alonsfrati0n agent
M I.-asrds began her work by
fs-si .f.T ~ the importance and value
80 "a 80 q menu. telling when and
To- 4 as various kinds Of salads.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
TIME DRAWS NEAR FOR
LITTLE TIIEATkE II.NNS

~ the tlme draws near for the first
performance % the Dramatic Society
for the sedEon. interest aud new cnthu.
slssm In the work II the club increases.
llohoai snls have marked each evening
this week ANA M. tickets that have
been on sale Tor about iva weeks. are
going like not cakes" The plays. The
Play Room" and THE Pot Boiler" viii
be- rrcsenied on both Monday aud Tues.
dny evenings. September ~ and 49, NJ
the Central Presbyterian church annex.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
TEA FOR VISITING LADIES
or r. r. {. 4. CONVENTION

4 Tea VII be fifen AZ fhe Amarillo
Country Club ~ me cry Bard u De-
veiopment. the Country Club and the
Potter ounty Federation ~ women for
visiting ladies' 70 the Panhandle Plains
hsmber &C Cemmerce Cow sntion. ihas
WIN H. held In Amarillo this week.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-09-17
HOSTESS FOR LADIES' DAY
At THE COL NTRy CHR

Mesiames W. o. Cation and Samuel
l. Say vii hci a. hostess for ladies'
day Tue~day at the Amarillo Country
club. All club member sand their fam
lies are Cordially invited 10 visit the
club on this dry and take part In the
golf contests
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
FREEDOM FROM
LAXATIVES
Discovery by Scientists Has Replaced
Them.

Pills and salts give temporary re-
lief from constipation only at the ex-
pense of permanent injury, says an
eminent medical authority.
Science has found a newer, better
way-a means as simple as Nature
itself.
In perfect health a natural lubricant
keeps the food waste soft and moving.
But when constipation exists this nat
ural lubricant is not sufficient. Medi-
cal authorities have found that the
gentle lubricating action of Nujol most
closely resembles that of Natures own
lubricant. AS Nujol is not laxative
1t cannot grippe. 1t is in no sense
medicine. And like pure water 1t Is
harmless and pleasant.
Nujol is prescribed by physicians;
used in leading hospitals. Get bottle
from your druggist today.-Advertise-
ment.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Everywhere She Goes.

We have little dog that is rather
fond of me, and follows me wherever
l go.
1t happened in church as I was sit
ting at the end Of the pew, during a
sermon, that l noticed all eyes fixed
on me.
I looked and saw little Trix wiggling
his tail for all he was worth, glad to
have found me.
AS l could not chase him home, /
had to get up and walk out, feeling
the heat that made me blush as Trix
and 1 marched down the aisle.-EX-
change.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
FIGHT AGAINST TUBERCULOSIS
Huron County, Ohio, Dairymen ri.
nanced Their Own Campaign
Against tuberculosis. =

In Lyme township, Huron county,
Ohio, owners of dairy cattle organized
an association through which they
financed their own campaign against
tuberculosis when state and federal
indemnity funds had run out. The
members were assessed 50 a head for
grades and 81 a head for purebreds,
one-fourth being used for organiza-
ton work and the rest for paying in
IDENTITIES. The association has tested
S3 herds containing 662 cattle, 26 Of
which reacted. The owners of the
reactors received the salvage value Of
the animals and straight indemnity
of $40 head for grades. For pure
breds the indemnity was doubled.
About IS per cent Of the herds in the
township were tested.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Warninn Came Too Late.

Mother was in the kitchen hIrrying
to get dinner. At the busiest minute
l saw the minister coming down the
street. Knowing there was drive to
collect money, [ knew the object of his
visit and that it was apt to be long
one.
I announced to mother who was
coming, and she, annoyed at the inop-
perfume time for such a call, said, "Oh,
tell him I'm not home"
1 went to the door and told him
mother was out; he expressed his re-
gret. Mother, not realizing he had ar
rived so soon, came in from the kitch-
en-, calling: Rose, you'd better not tell
him q lie. I'll come in and see him."
The next few moments were such a
muddle neither mother nor I knows
what was said.-Chicago Tribune.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
PAINT WILL HELP MACHINERY
Certain Metal Parts Which Endure
Much Longer If Treated-Red
Stands Weather Fine.

Whether you store your machinery
or not, there are certain metal parts,
like rods, braces and other pieces,
which would endure longer and save
many q breakdown if paint were ap-
piled to them. A good barn paint will
do, and red is a color that stands the
weather fine. If another shade is de-
sired to harmonic with other parts or
not to be so conspicuous, this color
can be toned down O.: changed. There
may be fine cracks in metal that
escape the eye, but they take in mois-
ture and rust forms in there. Paint
would cover them up safely. Freezing
helps to weaken such places when
unprotected.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29

any ulSlduCC dl
all with this telescope. 1t was very
wonderful, of course, because it was
magic telescope, and he could see the
children opening their presents and
emptying their stockings and standing
around the Christmas trees.
"Oh, see that smile, Boy Of the
North" shouted Santa Claus. did
you ever see such a smile in all your
life? Isn't it wonderful? Do look,
Boy of the North"
And Santa Claus drew aside and
Boy Of the North looked through the
telescope.
After he had looked, he wagged his
tail to let Santa Claus know how fine
and wonderful he thought what he
had seen was, and how glad he was to
be allowed to look, too.
And he gave little barks of joy.
Then Santa Claus looked through
the magic telescope again.
"Well, did ever" said Santa Claus.
How MilIy does love that little lamb
gave her.
"Yes, Boy of the North, and she
likes the blue bow I tied around the
lambs neck.
"She is admiring that. oh, am so
glad she likes that bow.
81 was undecided for a time whether
| would give that lamb a blue bow or
little collar.
81 think she likes the blue bow bet
ter than anything else. Oh, am sure
she does!. I can tell by her happy
face
"She just loves that little lamb al
ready!
"And, Boy of the North" Santa
Claus went on, "little Eugene is per-
fectly devoted to thot harmonica. How
he does play it.
"And he wiggles his nose, just like a
little rabbit, as he'plays.
"Do look, Boy of the North! It's so
funny to see him, and he looks SO gay
and merry!"
So Boy of the North took a look
through the magic telescope and he
saw little Eugene playing the har-
monica.
Boy Of the North barked delightedly
at the sight.
Then, again Santa Claus looked
through the telescope, and this time
he was happier than ever, for he saw
how overjoyed Jack was with his
skates.
HE wanted hockey skates" said
Santa Claus, land he is so pleased
with them. Dear me, he looks as
though he wished that libraries and
dining rooms and parlors and halls
were all covered with ice!
Il fancy he'll be getting out soon!
"And, oh. Boy of the North There
is little Mahalia with her dolly.
"She asked for one of the kind that
could open and shut its eyes.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
FEED COWS AS INDIVIDUALS
Trouble Results When an Owner
Doesn't Know How to Care for
High-Producing Cow.

When o producing cow falls in
to the hands OF an owner who doesn't
know how to feed for milk production,
trouble results. The basic principles
which govern the feeding Of dairy cows
are easy to understand and simple to
follow. 1t is necessary to feed the cows
as individuals and make certain that
the ration is ample to care for the an
imars body requirements, and to leave
surplus Of nourishment for produc-
ing milk. More dairy cows are under
fed than are overfed. When the ra-
ton is balanced, and composed largely
of first quality silage, cases of over.
feeding are rare.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
CARE FOR ASPARAGUS BEDS
Cleaned off and Covered With Manure
Plant Starts OFF With Rush
in the Spring.

Asparagus starts off with Il rush in
spring If beds are carefully cleaned off
and covered with heavy coat of
stable manure when winter sets in.
The plants will be protected from al
tefnate freezing and thawing that
tends to lift the roots out and expose
them; and then, too, the nitrates from
the manure have time to leach down
into the soil ready to be used in the
SnrinO.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29

A Reinforced Concrete Corner Post.
sist the strain. A very substantial
type of corner post is shown in the
illustration. 1t is made of rein
forced concrete with q vertical Sec
ton II inches square and two wings,
each six inches thick, extending in the
direction of the two lines of fence
which meet at the corner.
Forms Are Necessary.
To make such a post, forms are
necessary and the first step is the ex-
cavation to provide room for them.
Ordinary one-iDch lumber is good
for form use in work Of this kind,
since it can be braced with little diff
Guilty. The forms are put together
so that the post, wings and all, is cast
in one operation. The reinforcing
for the vertical part consists of seven
steel rods, nine-sixteenths of an inch in
diameter, arranged on the two out
side faces of the post at intervals of
about three inches, with about one
SpdCc UClWSSl ttlC UuIS anu lIIG
surface. Similar bars extend down
through the post and into the lower
part of the wings, two bars being used
for each wing.
Rich Mixture Used.
The concrete mixture used Is one
part cement, two parts of well-graded
sand and three parts of pebbles or
broken stone, with no particle larger
than one inch in diameter This is
rather ''rich MIXTURE" but since
strength is the principal requirement
it is the proper one to use.
No strain should be put on the
post until it has hardened for at least
four weeks. During this time it
should be thoroughly wetted at least
once every day so the concrete may
attain its maximum strength.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
His Quaintness.

Something powerful queer about
Josh Juckett," said resident of
Grudge. ''He got back day before yes
terday from a weeks stay ,, Kansas
City. Last night me and him went to
the picture show and saw a Harold
Lloyd comedy. And, actually, Josh
never said word about how much
funnier it was when he saw it with the
original cast up to Kay See. e."-Kansas
City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Yes. but Did She2

Martha AIMS dignity was ruffied
when her mother, tray in hand, un-
tremendously bumped into her. Fol-
lowing her mother to the kitchen, she
blurted out:
"When the ladies is gone, I'll stick
out my tongue at you, mother
Martha Ann was very sorry mo-
meDt later.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
A WeIi-Read Man

"What is this W ghty volume on the
hall seat?" asked the visitor.
That's pas minute book" said little
Thomas Twobble.
His minute book?"
"Yessum. When ma tells him she'll
three chapters in it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
WHY WASHING INJURIES EGGS
Pores of Shell Are Sealed With GeIat-
inous Matter and Water Seems
to Dissolve 1t.

To retain the keeping qualities of
eggs, do not wash them. The pores
of the shell are sealed naturally with
gelatinous substance. Water seems
to dissolve this substance allowing
air to be admitted through the pores
of the shell into the egg. Then de-
composition of the egg begins Wash
ing also has tendency to harden the
shell. This permits too much mois-
ture to escape and this Injuries the
vitality of the egg.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is
soon realized in most cases. 1t is gen.
tie, healing vegetable compound
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium
and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this, ,paper.-Advertisemen
Conscience is a constant witness,
but seldom comes into court
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
9)usstaw
Little !
N\Srn1e/
kA4ea@k k.A
SELF.INTEREST

Here's a long complaint from an
anonymous correspondent who signs
himself Taxpayer
owe can't publish it without KNOW
ing the writer's name, Of course, but
whoever he is, he wouldn't be justified
in signing himself Pro Bono Publico.'
No taxpayer ever made kick for the
public good"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
EasiIy Satisfied,

George" said the teacher. suppose
had two squash pies and cut one int
six pieces and the other into twelve
nieces, which pie would you rather
have a piece OFF,
"The one divided into twelve pieces
answered George. II don't like squash
pie"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
A PROSPECTUS Gusher.

81 understand they have struck oil
on your place"
mo-" replied Farmer Corntossel., ST
won't say they've got so far as to
strike oil. But 1 will say they've got
far enough to turn loose a wonderful
flow of printers ink.'-WashingtoD
Star
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
GATES OPEN AUTOMATICALLY
Device Invented by New Mexico Man
Will Open and Close Without
Driver Alghting.

The Scientific American, in illustrat-
ing and describing an invention OF
D. NJ. McCauley of Toas, N. NJ, says:
More particularly the invention re-
lates to mechanism for gates, an OBJ
ject being to provide gate normally
positioned across an entrance or rail-
way crossing, which automatically
opens to allow an automobile or other
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29

And Boy of the
North rushed over
to Santa's side
and putting his
head up against
him, said, in his
dog fashion:
"Ah, it is time"
Now, every year,
after Santa Claus
got back home, he
got out his magic
telescope and he
and his favorite
dog, Boy Of the
North, look e d
through the tele-
scope.
He could see
Isn%roao OF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Terrible Force of Habit.

As an Illustration Of the terrible
force Of habit, there is the story OF
the man who had been visiting at the
home of a millionaire. When he re-
turned to his boarding house he abb
sent-mindedly left his shoes outside
his door to be shined by the butler.
When he looked for the shoes the next
morning one of the other boarders had
made away with them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Travel In the "Sticks."

81 want to know how to get to
Spriggsville."
'Yes, ma'am," said the clerk at the
information window. "You take train
that leaves here in half an hour over
the Juniper Junction line"
"And then?"
"And then you trust to luck"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Philosophic Training.

''After man has sat around in the
sunshine of your climate for number
Of years, what makes him think he's
philosopher"
"The fact that he sits around in the
sunshine and lets the world go by. If
he didn't have a great deal of philos-
ophy in his makeup he couldn't do it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Same Thind.

She-You know, Dick, l think you
are bit Of rolling stone.
He-On the contrary, my dear, Pm
permanently on the rocks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Anbi,

Jack, dear; before our wedding l
wish you would see q doctor"
"Why should /? / am we'll except
for touch of dyspepsia"
That's just it. I'd like you to get
certificate from him which would show
that your dyspepsia antedated our
marriage"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Manure Is Saved.

Tests made at the Ohio experiment
station prove that not only is more
manure saved from paved floors, but
that the quantity saved contained
higher percentages Of phosphorus, pot
ash and nitrogen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Two Kinds of Tears.

"NIy wife has cried only twice since
we were married"
ION what occasions"
"When | told her | couldn't afford
to get her a car and when | got heI
one"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
First-cIass Daily Barn.

An abundance Of sunlight, uniform
temperature, plentiful supply of fresh
air with freedom from drafts, with
the highest possible degree of cleanli-
ness, are necessary to the first-class
dairy barn.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Don't Pet 1t.

The girl scout directors at Tacoma,
Wash, were recently examining a
class of scouts in nature work. To the
question, "What is a skunk?" one girl
wrote the following:
"a skunk is an animal that does not
take to petting."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29

vehicle to pass through and automat-
ically closes after the vehicle has
passed, without necessitating the driv-
er's alighting. The gate is held by
locking means which must be released
by the weight of the vehicle and will
resist manual operation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Qualified.
QUdIITItu.
r. rnn q cnmneten chauffeur2" 2"

"Ara you competent chauffeur?"
Eyes, sir"
But Pm hard man to please.
don't know whether you could get
along with me or not"
Don't you worry about that, boss. !
used to drive for n prima donna"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Somethinu Learned.

Patterson, did you learn anything
at school today?
Son-Yes, l learned that the arith-
metic examples that you worked for
me last night were all wrong
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Acquitted,

Judge-Sam, there's more uses to a
razor than to shave with. A razor is
a dangerous weapon to carry around.
Sam-But, jedge, dis razor amt no
dangerous razor, it am dh safety
razor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
At Close Quarters.

Mamma-Who was that young man
who was just dancing with you?
Flossie-I don't know.
Mamma-Well, then, what did he
look like?
Flossie-I don't know that either.
He danced so close to me that I
couldn't see him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
REPAID in Kind,

Now I've had my revenge" said
the shoe-shop proprietor to his friend,
as q customer left.
Revenge? How so?"
We'll. the young lady who just went
out is a telephone operator. / gave
her the wrong number"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Wanted Deaf and Dumb Nose.

Little Leila, who had to pass glue
factory. on her way to school, rebelle6
on account of the disagreeable odor.
81 wouldn't mind it so much. mann
ma" she demonstrated, eff l had beer
born with a deaf and dumb nose"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
FAT CHANCE

"Your girl, sir, | would like to we'd"
The suitor to the old man said:
The latter snapped with scornfuI
look:
a1Which one-the nurse maid or the
cook2"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
Knocking His Sex

She-This is the first time I've ever
been kissed by man.
He-That's a sort of slam at the
rest of 'em, isn't it?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1922-12-29
cutIeura for PimpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cutf-
cura Soap and hot yater. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum. Advertisement.