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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
Efficient HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA A. KIRKNiAN.

letters are numbered on the back,
and the girls are asked to open
their letters in turn and read them
aloud, in the succession which the
numbers indicate. Letter /, reads
Mary letter 2, contains the word
u.s. letter 3 reads engaged" the
fourth letter says to-" the fifth
letter John" Of there are more
than five guests present, the sent
ence may be made longer by add
ing sur-names. The menu Is:
Stuffed Olives
Chicken a IL King
Pineapple Salad
Coffee with Whipped Cream
Caramel Ice Cream
''Kisses"
Nuts and Bonbons
Next Wednesday. in this column,
! shall publish an article on "a
Pretty Springtime Shower for the
Bride-Elect."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
AN ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCE.
MENT LUNCHEON,

One of the first things a cir.
thinks about after accepting "Mr.
Right" is how to announce her en-
gagement to her friends. One way
of doing this, is to give luncheon
to her girl friends for that purpose.
If the announcement luncheon Is
to be a very informal affair, the
engaged girl may send out her in
vitations, written on ordinary note
paper and reading: Dear Mary:
would love to have you lunch with
me on Wednesday next at one
o'clock. l am asking some of the
other girls, too, and hope you can
come. With love, Helen" Or the
invitation may he delivered by tho
engaged girl face to face, or over
the telephone.
II the affair Is to be more for
NAL one, however, the mother of
the engaged girl should write the
invitations, as follows: Dear
Mary: I am asking a few of Helen's
friends to luncheon on Wednesday,
May the third at one o'clock. and
] would like to have you among
them. Hoping that you can be
with us, Cordially yours, Alice
Dean Grey
If possible, the reason for giving
the luncheon should not be allowed
to slip out in any way. But it fire.
quently happens that the engaged
girls friends suspect that they
have been invited to hear deep,
dark secret-and, luckily, this
thrill of uncertainty often infuses
the little gathering with so much
excitement and delightful anticipa-
ton, that the luncheon is an as
|sured success from the outset.
When the guests arrive they find
the dining table decorated most at
tractively. A small doll dressed as
la postman stands in the middle OF
the table, with small bag on his
back. From this mail bag hangs as
many pieces of pink baby-ribbon as
there are guests present; the ends
Of these ribbons extend to each
guests plate. A wreath of pink
Iarbutus Cor any other small flower
combined with the green of the as
paragus fern. surrounds this small
mail man. The favors, which lie at
each place, consist of Engage
ment" note books with pink silk
covers. (These are easily made by
the hostess by simply covering two
pieces of cardboard with pink MORE
silk-or with pink satin ribbon
covered with gold or silver net and
a lace edging to match; ordinary
lined pads are pasted inside the two
pink covers). A pink flower is
folded inside the luncheon-napkin.
When all are seated, the hostess
explains to her guests that The
letter carrier has a small envelope
for each of u.s." She then asks
each one to pull at the pink ribbon
which extends to her plate. When
they do this, they find that tiny
piece of paper folded in the shape
of an envelope flies out of the bag
on the little mans back. Thes5
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
JACK TAKES THE BIT IN HIS
TEETH FOR ONCE.

CHAPTER 81.
Jack Hunter paid no visible at
tention to Helen's complaint
about what her mother would do
could she know how terribly he
treated her daughter. To tell the
truth, Jack had become pretty
well hardened to what mother
would do" under almost any cir
cumstance. He took book and
commenced to read.
Aren't you going to help me
clean up?" Helen asked after a
moment.
"Not tonight. There's only the
breakfast dishes. / see you didn't
worry to get out fresh ones for
your dinner"
Dinner! I've had no dinner!
There was nothing in the house
to eat"
That's up to you"
up to mel You know I have
no money. | told you / hadn't.
And l didn't wake up until z
o'clock" Then seeing that Jack
had no disposition to talk with
her, she added. II couldn't tele-
phone then, the markets were all
closed. It's just like a man to
go out and get what he wants
whether anyone else has any
thing or mott"
Eyes, some men-all perhaps
under provocation." Jacks even
tone was maddening to the angry
woman.
"Provocation! It's l that had 1t,
not you! Why. my friends would
think you terrible If they knew"
Yes?" he went on reading.
Mother"
Your mother has passed away;
why not let her rest in peace, and
talk of the living? See here, Hell
en-, I'm about as tired as a man
can be. / worked all night, left
the house clean, and all the dishes
cleaned up for you. | come home
to find you still in bed, and even
the few breakfast things on the
table. | can't see what you are
thinking of; such work belongs
to a woman, and every wife who
wants--really cares to help her
husband-does it gladly. All day |
have chased around and have ac-
complished nothing. partly because
was too tired, too worried to be
convincing. | shall read half an
hour-if you will let me-then go
10 bed"
Don't be such a crouch! I'm
sure you could have insured
someone if you had tried. You
don't need to blame me for it,"
a silence ensued. Then
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
Woman's Daily Magazine Page


st. Johns guild Easter tea and
bazaar at the home of Mrs. John
Milne, to p. m.
Good Cheer club benefit card
party at l. o. o. T. hall at 1880
p. m.
Missionary societies of the Lead
Avenue Methodist church will
meet with Mrs. e. A. Parkins at
633 South Edith street at 8 p. IN.
Woman's Home and Foreign
Missionary societies of the Pres
byterian church will meet with
Mrs. 7. j. Mabry, 432 South Third
street at p. m.
Woman's Missionary society of
the st. Paul English Lutheran
church will meet at the church
at 3 p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
HEALTH OFFICERS TO
MEET IN ALBUQUERQUE

Especial Correspondence to The Journai)
Santa Fe, April 19.-Health
workers are urged to attend the
conference of health officers. which
will be held in Albuquerque next
week, in the weekly bulletin just is
sued by the state bureau of public
health. The bulletin says on the
subject:
"Of course you are coming to the
health officers conference next
week, The day will be packed full
Iof practical suggestions that you
can use in your daily work There
are many things that we need to
talk over, such as plans for the
future and proposed changes in
some of our procedure. Let's gel
together!
Bring the nurses and sanitary
inspectors, They are part of the
family and ought to be in on the
meeting. Also, the nurses are to
have a little get-together of their
own that will be quite important.
Make your hotel reservations
early"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20

Last mite ma stopped darninl
holes out of socks and sed to pop
. by the way, Willyum. Mr.. Lions
called you UP before you got
home.
Mr.. who? sed pop.
Mr.. Lions, sed ma, and DOB sed
You must meen Mr.. Larsen.
NO l mussent, wy must /? sed
ma.
Because ! don't know eny Lions
sed pop.
Is that my fault? sed ma. and
pop sed, No, of corse not, its no.
BODY fault, its Jest one of lifes
niue ironies, / Suppose. Wat did
Mr.. Larsen say?
CESS l know Lions wen I heer
II, SEQ ma, and pop sed, Do you
Wunt to bet on it, wat will you
pei? and ma sed, 1 never gambel
but | bet you dollers.
Kite, its bet, now III Jest get
Larsen on the fone and see IL he
called me up. sed pop. And he
called up a number, saying, Is
Mr.. Larsen home, is that YOU.
Larsen, did you call me up this
evening, o did you, wat time? o.
about 6, heb? Sure l will, III
drop In at your office tomorro.
And he hung up and sed to ma,
D bones, please, and ma sed, Don't
be silly. l was rite.
zee gods and little income
taxes. how do you make that out?
seu pop. and ma sed. Because he
pronounced his name as II it
sounded like Lions.
=. wen suffering logick, is that
the same thing as his name axuilIy
being Lions? sed pa.
Certeny it is, 1t is as far as I'm
concerned. sed ma.
Benny, never bet a woman eny-
thing about enything, sed pop.
Wich maybe l wont.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
RIPPING RHYMES
BY WALT MASON,

and here be bones that glow like
tin they are too fair to put in
brine, so come with me and blow
them in. Wen buy a flivver,
new and nice, and all that to
your heart appeals. and If l can
not pay the price, my stand off $
good for many wheels" Then says
the wife, of Spartan mold. -.
Hiram Jinks, hand me your pay!
| think l see you wasting gold
that we will need when we are
gray! Here is a nickel you may
spend, take 1t along and paint
the town, but let your foolish
twaddle end--your wages will be
sailed down. And when we both
are old and bald, We'll have our
little bunch Of kale, and neigh
bors will not see us hauled to
yonder poorhouse in the vale"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
THE CAREFUL WIFE.

How doubly fortunate the man
whose wife on thrifty plans is set!
She guards his roll and ties the
can to every scheme that hints of
debt. The country's full of work.
ing men who carry home the
chickenfeed, and fain would blow
in every yen for silly things they
do not need. Too often wives en-
courage men 10 throw their ko-
pecks to the cows; such females
swarm. but now and then we see
the other kind of fraus. When
Hiram brings his weekly pay, he
says, Matilda Judith Jane. let's
go and blow ourselves today; this
saving graft gives me a pain. Oh,
here be bucks that bravely shine,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
STEPS ARE TAKEN TO
BAN ARBUCKLE FILMS

Chicago. April 19.--An order to
pan the films of Roscoe Arbuckle,
recently acquitted in San Francisco
on charges of manslaughter in
connection with the death of vir-
GINA Rape. was initiated at to-
days meeting of the city council.
1t was referred to the police COM
mittee.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
OFFER LEWIS $4,000
TO MEET JOHN PESEK

Chicago. April IA straight
guarantee Of $4,000 has been Of
fered Ed (Strangler) Lewis,
worlds heavyweight champion
wrestler for match with John Pc
SEX, the Nebraska tiger man." by
Theodore Roosevelt post of the
American legion, It was announced
tonight, The match, according TO
tho plans, would he two falls in
three to finish and it would take
place in Chicago on Juno II in
the open air.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
SON FINED 5000 FOR
BEATING HIS MOTHER

Chicago, April 19-"He beats
me because I beat him when he
was little" Mrs. Pauline Pithowitz
testified in court today against her
son George, 81 years old.
You didn't beat him half
enough" said Judge J. A. Bugee
and fined the son 5000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
sHUGRUE GETS DECISION,

Worcester, Mass, April 10
Johnny Shugrue, of Waterbury,
was given the decision over john
ny Dundee, junior lightweight
champion of the world, in a 10
round bout here tonight
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20

come by proper treatments, which
you should be able to get at a
good beauty parlor. If you do
not care to take treatment at one
or these places, find a good skin
spec ialist.
Peggy:-1f your ankles are too
large and you are wearing high
heeIed shoes, change to a low.
broad heel and note the differ
ence in the shape and size of the
enkle within a few weeks. 1t may
take longer If you have strained
the ankles from trying to bolance
the body when the weight has
been thrust upon the from, ard
rot on the ball of the foot where
1t should be.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
BRUSHING THE HAIR

There is such thing as brush
ing the hair too much, though /
know it has been a long time the
fashion to say that the hair
should be brushed frequently to
stimulate and distribute its oil.
Oily hair should not be brushed
that IS obvious. 1t should be
kept free from tangles by using
gone over lightly by a brush with
large piece of cotton batting
placed over the bristles a few
strokes are all that is necessary.
A great deal of dust and some
oil will be taken from the hair
by this puff of cotton.
Dry hair can be brushed more
vigorously but in any case the
brush should not be too stiff and
should not be brought down hard
upon the scalp. This is quite apt
to bruise and frequently does
more harm than good. l have
had many people write to me that
they do not like to brush their
hair because it stirs up dandruff
OF course this isn't so if dand-
ruff exists on the scalp it is much
better to brush it loose and brush
some of it off. But dandruff
must be treated in quite a special
fashion and will be discussed an
other time.
The chief value of brushing the
hair is that 1t lo.- is 1t when it
has tendency to pack and that
1t let's the air through it. also
that by it's massage of the scalp
1t stimulates o blood supply to
the roots of the hair. If the
bristles Of the brush come down
too vigorously upon the scalp
they will bruise and irritate.
The scalp should always be
treated gently even when 1t is
undergoing a stimulating treat
ment, even an invigorating mas
sage should be gentle.
Ohmer:-Constant steaming is
only making the skin coarse and
the best thing for you is to have
some professional treatments. You
have almost overcome the tend
ency to break out in pimples, so
your digestive system must be
very much improved and that
will eliminate the need of a doc
tor. Your trouble now is from
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20

The combined sales of all the
London morning newspapers a CEN
fury ago amounted to only 10000
copies per day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
DELEGATES ENTERTAINED,

ITlTITIVlNIF Us NY IFIINIAE
Ell Paso, Texas, I-pril 19.-The
Texas State Federation of Labor
was turned into a medley of So
cial affairs late this afternoon and
evening. Many OF the delegates and
their wives were entertained in
Juarez while big dance was given
in Liberty hall here.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
BEAUTY CHATS
BY Edna Kent Forbes

an impaired texture of the skin
This is a condition easily over.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
Foley Kidney P!!!!.!!!S!

help weak, overworked or diseased kid.
neys and bladder SO that the system 10
free from waste and poisonous matter
that causes one to feel old, tired, Ian.
guild. They Danish backache, rheu-
matte pains, sore muscles, stiff joints.
Mrs, J. D Miller syracuse. N Y. writes:
"For many years suffered with kidney trouble
and rheumstism had . severe bsekaehe and
felt miserable and all played out. got to o
place where had to do something After tax.
ing two bottles of Foley Kidney Pills Gao say
my backache is gone, and where ] used to lag
wake at night with rheumatic pains can now
ilesp in comfort and enjoy o good nights rest"
sold everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-04-20
Feel Old?

Overwork, worry, anxiety or sorrow
undermines strength and health. These
causes contribute to kidney trouble, and
weak or diseased kidneys make one
feel old in middle age.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
Deputy Sheriffs Go to Sea
With Rum, Writ and Dignity
Stubbornly Demanding Assyria's Skipper Leave
1000 Cases of Legal Cargo, Claimed Here,
They Sail With Ship; May Yet BE Aboard

Larry Rooney and C. A. Eleholai
deputy sherifs. and the dignity Of the
Supreme Court Of the State Of New
York are all ut sea. They may be on
their way TO Glasgow on the Assyria,
OF the Cunard line, with 1885 eases
Of Scotch whisky, or they may be on a
pilot boat of Ambrose Channel Light,
Rooney and Nicolai sought 20 serve
replevin on the commander of the
Assyria yesterday afternoon, shortly
before the sailing hour, demanding
tho surrender Of 1000 eases OF the
whisky that vas slowed In the hold.
Not only was the skipper Of the liner
reluctant 20 unship his cargo AZ that
late hour. but he was upheld by pro-
hibition enforcement agents on the
ground that the liquor was being
shipped back 10 Seotlsrd on govern
ment order.
Tho prohibition agents threatened 70
arrest the deputy sheriffs, but they
stuck 10 their guns and the ship sailed
with them at $3.50 p. m, after n delay
Of several hours. Sheriff Percival
Nagle conceded the loss Of his two
deputies at 1912 p. m. when the po-
lice boat Manhattan, dispatched 20 the
rescue at the request Of Under Sheriff
FitzBimmons, returned 10 the Battery
with the report that IL had been As far
rs the NarrovS without sighting a
deputy sheriff.
Whereas the impression prevailing
at the pier was that the deputy sherihs
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03

had sailed Voluntarily, In the belief
that II was their duty 10 stick by the
whisky, Sheriff Nagle said they had
been "kidnaped" by the captain Of the
Assyria. He advanced no theory, how
ever, as to why the captain OF the ves-
sci wanted two deputy sherifs.
Sheriff Nagle said he would an
nounee HIS course Of action after re-
eeiving a report Of the incident at the
pier. IL he had been ~ home when
Rooney and Nicholai telephoned to him
Tor instructions things would have
gone differently, he averred.
"h / had been at the pier" he said,
II would have called out the entire
force of the Sherif's ONCE and would
have deputized every citizen In the
vicinity Of the pier IL necessary 10 pre-
vent the Assyria from sailing until my
men had taken Of the 1000 cases Of
whisky which they had seized under
the writ Of rsplsyin.
"No English captain or English
steamship official would have stopped
me from performing my duty. Ny men
seiIed the liquor legally and IL was
their right 70 insist upon taking IL
ashore. l intend 10 20 into the matter
fully as soon as get full report"
Following the return Of the police
boat from It's unsuccessful quest off,
eials Of the CunArd Line sent a wiro-
leAs 10 the captain Of the Assyria d.
reetlng him TO put the two deputy
sherifs of with the pilot. Those who
(ceuuus,s - 90, tr,s,)
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
'Feminised' u. S. Seen
By Head Of University

BALTIMORE, Dec. 2.-speak-
Ing at a meeting here to-day of
college presidents and Reserve
Officers Training Corps inspee-
tors at which an association was
formed for the promotion Of mill
tary training, Or. Samuel B. Nc
Cormick, chancellor Of the Uni
versity Of Pittsburgh. declared
that America is rapidly becom-
ing feminized."
The United States, he added,
would soon become a nation Of
women II II listened 10 those who
are crying their opposition 10 war
for any cause whatever.
I'VE need compulsory military
training in the colleges and uni
versities II we are to be properly
prepared in case Of war;" DR.. Nc
Cormick insisted.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
Bills on Bank of England
$4,000 Worth Missing as
international Ring Is
Traced; 2 Held on Coast

John Popovieh. formerly Of Los An
geleE. decided yesterday Il was time TO
leave his quarters AZ the Hotel Monte.
reg. Broadway and Ninety-fourth
Street.
lie was at least trenty-four hours
late In reaching the decision. Secret
Service operatives had been In the
hotel since Thursday. When Popovieh
cane down TO cheek ous. carrying a
trAvel-searred bag Of tan leather,
James J. Garvsy and Harold Keys, Of
the Secret Service, we're in the lobby.
Popovieh dropped his dIsreputable
bag 10 the floor with thump and
hshed a roll Of bills from his pocket
10 settle his account GArvey and Keys.
who had drifted unobtrusively TO posi-
tions at either side Of him. marked the
fact that Popovieh was paying his bill
in United States currency. For the
sake Of the hotel the Secret Service
operators we're glad Popoyieh was not
paying in Bank Of England notes, and
refralned from speaking TO him until
the transaction was complete.
Then Gsrvey placed hand on his
shoulder.
"Have you got the bag. old man r.
asked Garvey.
Popoyich east a startled glance TO
either side, his eyes meeting those Of
Carvey on one side and those OF Keys
on the other. There was an almost i'm
perceptible relaxation OF his body, a
Slavic surrender 10 his fate. He was
completely master Of his emotions
when he replied smilingly 70 Garvey:
There IL is."
He pointed 10 the marfed and stained
travelling bag Of tan leather. While
Carney maintained his hrm but un-
ostentatious grip on the left shoulder
Of Popoyieh, Keys qviekly opened the
bag, which was not locked. lie lifted
out several neat packages, glanced In
side the wrapper Of each and nodded
with satisfaction.
Bank OF England notes" said he;
denominations Of $50 and fioo. Must
be 100000 worth"
"More than that" said Popovieh.
The Secret Service men did not ques-
tion his word. They informed hin he
was under arrest and took him TO the
ofice Of Chief Tucker in the Custom
House 70 be examined. Then they
counted the notes, which are declared
to be counterfeit.
There were 535 Of the denomination
OF fio0, and 800 Of the denomination
Of $50, making a total Of fe3,6oo, or
more than $4,000.
The successful eounterfeiting OF
Bank Of England notes for years was
only an ideal, even TO the most expert
OF countsrfeiters They we're regarded
ss virtually proof against forgery, and
the fact that relatively few Of them
(csstngss ~ as1t psss)
New-York tribune., 1922-12-03
CIemenceau's Spokesman Avoids
Open Fight ON Naval Treaties

h. would advise against ratification OF
the Washington treaties Tor PoiticaI
yeasons-chiefly 70 annoy Premier
poincarc and Aristids BRAND. Pom
care rad sent word that these treaties
nust .be brought before the chamber
as soon az possible. George Leysnes.
former Minister Of the Navy and nov
presldont Of the Committee on Foreign
Affair IN the chamber. agreed Win
Polncare In this. and insisted that the
treaties be placed Immediately on me
aeenda. The Tigers chief wire-pulieri
thereupon resigned. though he refused
10 1--WE any reasons for his withdrawn.
II IL said that Mandel Is afraid TO
declare open hostility TO these trestie.
while clemeneeau still Is IN the United
states, fearing Il would injure his
chiefs popularity there II Il were
known that bis agents we're working
strenuousiy against ratification Of the
trenties AZ home. II is said, however,
that the treaties would already have
been ratified by France Il Clemen-
csau's party had not steadily under
taken The blocking Of such action