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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
Animal Spced

The speed Of a gazclle." fast as a
horse, fleet as a deer" "slow as an
OK arc all familiar terms, but few
persons know Just how fast or fleet or
slow these creatures are. The follow
ing statistics may throw light on the
subject.
A riding horse covers 40 inches in
a second when walking, while at a
iog-trot it covers II feet in a second.
The two nllosam minute horse covers
"A feet in a second.
The elephant, which can pull more
than six horses, moves about feet,
inches a second, and running as
rapidly as it can, is able to travel
about Is feet in second.
It is claimed that the lion runs
more swiftly than the horse, which is
from so to 100 feet a second ac-
cording to the country through which
it is travelling.
Tests differ greatly as to the speed
of hare. Some claim that it can
travel at the rate Of 60 feet a second,
while others hold that it cannot pro
coed more than half that distance in
a second.
Deer are all quite speedy. but in
certain places they travel much moro
rapidly than in others. A roe buck
has been known to cover "A feet a
second.
A giraffe is said to pass over the
ground at the rate of about so feet
second, while kangaroo covers from
10 to IA feet second
The tortoise is very slow. One five
inches in length covers but half an
inch in a secOnd.-Washineto Star.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
The Earth as a Star

Although it is possible for an avi-
ator to be invisible from the ground
and yet the ground to be visible to
him. it is equally true that whiic an
aeroplanc can be seen from bcloV,
the ground cannot be seen from the
acroplane.
The condition of this latter phe-
nomcnon arises when a large part of
the suns rays are prevented from
reaching the ground by a low flying
mist
OF course, the machine Icing above
the mist, is lighted by the full blaze
of the sun, but the sunlight which
is reflected upwards from the top of
the maze overpoWcls the feeble lays
of the less brightly lighted ground.
1t is astonishing how much glare
really can be reflected from cloud
for low-lying mist is but a cloud
resting upon the ground.
If, for example, we were transport
cd to some other planet in the Solar
System, we should see the earth as
brilliantly Illuminated as Venus or
Jupiter. owing to its cloud-laden at
mospherc. the sunlight being thrown
back into space by the CLOUDS.
Hence it is not surprising to learn
that the reflected sunlight from a
thick ground-mist is bright enough to
overpowcr the feeble rays issuing
from the less brightly lighted ground.
The effect as has been pointed out
ty a high authority, is similar to that
of a lace curtain over window.
which enables the occupants of a
room to see out. while the interior
cannot be seen from the outside.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
WINSL0W

Friends Of Mrs. orrin Peck Of the
North vassalboro road. who IL very
Ill at her home will regret to learn
that her condition is not much i'm
proved.
". 7. Reynolds. Jr., Of Bay street,
was = business caller in Portland.
Monday.
Word has been received from Mrs.
Rosie Roundy and son Harold, who
are to spend the winter in Thomas
ton. that they are very nicely stu
ated and like the town very much.
Misses Priscilla and Melanie Cor
mier were in Waterville Monday ev-
ening attending the Halloween So
cial given by the I. o. o. F.
The Third and Fourth degrees will
be worked by the officers of the Win
slow Grange next Friday, November
3rd. 1t was expected that there
would be special officers for this, but
owing to the illness of Mrs. Orrin
Peck this is not to be, and the har-
vest supper will be served, and those
that have not been solicited are ask
ed to bring cake.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Laughton, Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Wood. Miss Grace
Garland and William Steadman We're
recent visitors in Augusta and To-
gus.
Mrs. Emma Cool is visiting az the
home of her niece, Mrs. Forest Nc
Nally.
A frankfort sale will be held in the
domestic science room at the high
school this noon, and the proceeds
from this sale will go to the girls
basketball team.
w. H. Hart of Detroit was a bust
ness visitor in town Monday.
Ralph Heald of Belfast was a call
or in town Yesterday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

When packing furniture for moving,
old stockings will be found invaluable
for wrapping legs of chairs and tables
They will not tear or leave exposed
places for scratching as paper does
To clean rugs on the floor, mix equal
parts of corn-meal and salt and sweep
briskly with broom.
Old pillow slips that have nicely
embroidered or crochetcd ends usu-
ally wear out at the other end first
Two wide FELLOWSHIP ends make a
small childs petticoat.
When ironing lace or scrim cur
tains. a good way to make them even
is to fold them in two as YOU would
a table cloth, getting ends even to
start and iron on both sides, always
starting from the center and ironing
toward the edge. This will make
your curtains perfectly even without
sag or bulge anywhere.
1t YOU once use a rubber hall in
darnlng Your stockings. you are not
apt to return to your conventional
carning-egg again. The ball gives
just as YOU want it to.
A small marble slab is useful in the
kitchen for cutting onions, garlic and
other things as it is easily cleaned
and does not retain the odOrs.-From
the August Designer.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
Boston Produce Market

Boston, OCT. 10
EEEF'-Choicc whole cattle 11Mla
BUTTER-EXtras 47AIiS; frsts 50
q 46.
CHEESF.--Fresh choice &c q ?6s;
frsts 24a a 23!.
CORN-No. yellow ga %.
EGGS-Ncarby hennory brown ex-
tras S0GS2; white and mixed extras
76Gi7S.
FLOUR-Spring patents. 1876 pound
sacks. special short S25 q $50 STANDARD
125 7S5 western extras 6SM70.
HAY-NO. > timothy ESQ. &c.
LAMB-Spring 2iG27.
OATS-Fancy, 40 pounds. 59TG0
Medium backs 1915 n 300.
POTATOES-Grccn Mountains $50
q $50; sweets 1859 100 per 100 lbs
SUGAR-American Sugar Refinery
quotes less , per cent for cash cents
in 100 barrel lots
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
Canadian Metals
Show Increase

Ottawa, Ont. Oct. 30.-Mincral pro-
duction in Canada during the first six
months of 1922 reached value Of
S57,682,944. of which $9G.475.544 rep
resented the value of metal production
and s31,2o7,4o0 the nonmetals, accord
ing to figures just made public. A,
compared with the production Of the
first six months of 1921. the value OF
metals increased about 81, 600, 900 or 81
per cent.
The value Of the 10 principal pro-
ducts of the mining industry of Cana
da during the period was as follows
Coal s24.34G,9 $50: gold s12,11O.o42; sill.
yer $5,997,199; lead so.sS2o47; natural
gas, s2,44s,929; copper, s2,5G7.o 93 as
bestos s1,394,232; nickel s1,iO1,s20;
zinc s1,S7o,46o; and salt ss4a1S3.
Ontario led all the provinces Of Cam
ada with a total mineral production
valued at s1S,sS3,577 British Column
bia followed with s15.153,307 Alberta
had s10.o62,31s. Nova Scotia sS,792,-
1893; Quebec S2,Oo4,455; Yukon s714652:
New Brunswick s59O,456; Saskatchc-
wan s266,o41; and Manitoba s215,33a
'alns were made in the output OF
gold by Ontario and British Columbia.
The value of the gold production for
the entire Dominion during the first
six months of this year amounted TO
SO per cent of the whole 1921 produc-
tion and an increase of ~ per cent
over the production in the first six
months of that year.
Increased activity is shown in the
gold fields of Northern Ontario. Many
new claims are being worked and sew
cral of the older mines are increasing
the output of their holdings. British
Columbia mines are working at capa-
city and considerable work is being
done on the silver claims at Camp
Mayo, in the Yukon.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
Secure District Nurse

The services of Mrs. Florence sta
pies have been secured as district
nurse. Mrs. Staples is a graduate of
the Children's hospital in Portland,
and had a six months course at Bel
levue hospital in New York. She has
been doing nursing for the past five
years, being in the service one year.
She is to spend part of her time
in the schools and the remainder of
the time she will respond to calls
which can be left for her at the Town
clerks Office or at the home of Mrs.
w. A. Archer, where she will make
her home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

tr,fuaal on sales Of 800 bags now
LOADING to q local fefinsr
day and early advances Of one pon,
were lost under light liquidation with
maj prices generally unchanged 10
two points net lower. Closing:
December $50; March s:i; May ss,;
July ISL.
There was no change IN list prices
in refined sugar which arc quoted AZ
$40 to zoo for fine GRADUATED.
Rcfnsd futures were FIVE pcin,s
higher on November with s1lcs Of ora
lot OF that delivery at 7c0.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
An UncIear Point

mems party tells a story Of the old
days. when every effort was being
made by suffragist speakers to enlist
the sympathy of women Of every
class. One speaker was addressing
an association Of cooks and chamber
maids in Chicago.
You women should all have a
vote!" she exclaimed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

And then, of course. there Is the
work morse. You know him. Of all
creatures the horse probably works
the hardest, Other domestic ami
rnais-cows, sheep, pigs. cats. and
1ogs-all can take it easy. Only the
morse has to work like us human be-
lngs' and much harder. A famous
circus veterinary says that a sick
Morse, nine times out of ten, is merely
tired horse. You know the work
forse. all right. You've got him right
oi' YOUR own farm. God bless him.
And his sisters too.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

Lewiston, Me, Oct. 30-William H.
Drain. for many years connected with
the Lewiston Mills, died at his home
late today. He was brother Of Rev.
Father NJ. +. Drain Of South Berwick.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
FAIRFIELD
Funeral Of Henry Cakes, Sr.

1'TS' at OF TIeHTy OdKES, OF
The funeral services Of the late
Henry Cakes, ST., were held yoster-
DAY at the Catholic church. The SER
vices were conducted by Rev. Faith
er Laverdiere. The bearers were
Antoine Begin, Peter Matthew, Joseph
King, and Charles Champine. Burial
was at the Emery Hill cemetery.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

Raymond Rousseau was born of
French parantagc IN the United
States. At the age of 81, after hav-
ing lived all his life in America, he
was drafted and went to France with
the A. E. F. He served IS months
and was given an honorable discharge
IN Washington, D. c. While in
France he fell in love with a French
girl and married her. after which the
French Government claimed him as a
Frenchman because Of his parentage,
and forced him to join the Army Re-
serves. The result Of the effort of the
American Embassy to get him re-
leased has only been a refusal by the
French authorities, but they are de-
Quoting the time he spent in the Am
erlcan Army from his three years
service for France.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
New York Money Market

New York. Oct. so.
Foreign exchange irregular.
Great Britain. demand. 445A; cables
asa; so day bills on banks. 4.43 7-16.
France. demand. G.941; cables, 6.9J3.
Italy. demand. 3.9S49 cables. $50.
Belgium. demand. GAL; cables. Gao
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

j. Fenimore Cooper. author Of the
Misunderstanding Tales, famous In
dian stories. was impelled to take
up writing after he was 40 years old
because he regarded a novel ne was
reading Is trash He threw it down
exclaiming, II could write better
book than that myself"-and did.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31
Germany, demand, OF 3-16; cables,

Germany, demand, OF SIG; cables,
.023.
Holland, demand. ss.9s; cables, soo4,
Norway, demand. 1903.
Sweden. demand 2G.15.
Denmark, demand, 20.14.
SwitzcI land. demand. 1903.
Spain demand. 1927.
Greece. demand 2.09.
Poland. demand. 90 11-1f.
Argentine, demand. 35.96.
Brazil. demand. 11.J0.
Montreal. 100 ) 80
Call money firm; high 5. low ~. rul
ing rate ). closing bid II, offered at D.
last loan A..
Call loans against acccptanccs A..
Time loans tirmcr: mixed collateral.
G0-9o days 4sm5: 4--G months ).
Prime commercial paper 44M Al.
CN Is ...''.'.. II %
Atch. general Is ...........'... S1a
Is. O. CIV AIS .................. S1t
Central Leather IS ........... aS2
&. Il. ]. Fund is .............. S31
Marine Gs Observation-Disclosures. 90s
Central Gs 100
Penn gen. AIS ................ 90l
Reading IS ......... S43
Sou Ky o5 -
I. p. As ...... 91s
Steel IS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1927
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

The temple of Solomon was built
without any noise OF hammer or
chlsel. All its beams and pieces of
masonry were shaped to their proper
dimensions at a distance from the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-10-31

Autumn In this country includes
September. October and November.
but in England the months are
August. September and October.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
NEWS ITEMS OF INTEREST
FROM PLAINVIEW NEWS

The Plainview high school base
ball team is scheduled 20 play
games with the Amarillo high in
that city Friday and Saturday
On account Of the big snow, the
game Of base ball between Plain
view high and Hale Center was
not played Friday. Another date
viii be announced.
Mrs Ora Hunter Of Cecil & Co.
this morning received message
saving her sister, Mrs. Eva Eaves,
had died In Fort Worth. Her re-
mains viii be taken to Crowell,
where her parents live for burial.
She leaves a son and daughter.
At the Chamber Of Commerce
luncheon TO be held at the Cozy
Cafe tomorrow at noon, among
other business to be attended TO
will be the election of a director
Of the Chamber TO take the place
Of Sidney p. Miller, director Of
publicity, who has moved from the
city.
Miss S. Miles, state high school
and Junior college inspector for
the state department OF education
at Austin, is here inspecting the
high school and Wayland college.
She will make a report TO the de-
partment of the work being done,
and the schools will receive credits
accordingly.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
Special Notice
To Federated
Club Members

The parcnt-Toachers Club, Com
munity Singers, Sowing and Social
Clubs, come one and all. Send dele
gates to represent your community
in a body on singly, 20 hear Mrs.
Laws In the Short Course, March
20, q. She has a message for you
Rural women, II you are interested
in keeping the boys and girls con-
tented on the farm come and enjoy
the day with the Lubbock business
men, who have invited the Short
Course for you. In the Panhandle
district, Lubbock County stands five
from top in Community Social work.
Only one city club in the Commun-
ity has leaders that are trying to
hold up Lubbock social reputation.
Last year, the Community Clubs
asked TO federate. VIII you stand
still or boost for the good Of your
community or County? II you are
booster, be present March 20
and 2l
See, Lubbock Co. Federated Club.
Miss Hortense Wayland
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
BASE BALL PLAYERS
ARRIVING IN LUBBOCK

Leroy Nicholson Of Ballingcr, who
IA interested IN the local West Texas
League team, arrived Monday from
that city. He was accompanied by
six Of the men who have been signed
up for the team.
y. A. Morgan says that work has
been started on the park. with enough
men and teams % put u IN shape BY
the time Il will be needed. The
arandsiand will BE- moved from the
center u the park % The southwest
corner. facing the race track and The
diamond modern and upito-dsie
srandsland wll| BE- built, tnEsiheF
9TH hloacheTs Zoe ua fellows who
are possibly not " line Cor ssst on
ne eashinns.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
Mission Band. March 10.

leader-M Mrs. Hinton.
Topic Doing Our Work a. Christ
Would Have Us.
Memory Verse, Matt. s ; l6--Reba
Warlick.
Song Oh, DO Some Good Deed
Every Day.
Scripture Lesson, Rom. Pill
Clio King
Prayer, by Supt.
Work Reading by Eron Mac
hey.
Poem. The Carpenters Tools
Pauline Hall
Story: Choose Carefully Your
life Work-Mary Eleno- Quick.
Recitation: "Sersice' - Paul
Sqlyres. 80.
story "Show E.r' Your Hands
Mary LOIS Julien.
Rccitation--M Maurice Mullican.
Talks:
How Does Christ Want His
work Nadine Young.
2. How Can Jraior3 Work for
Christ-LOu Alice Watson.
Discussion. held by SIT What
VIII We Do Fo, Hin The Year
Solo. Somebody Did a Golden
Deed.
Offering.
Close With Sentence Prayers
James Julien.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
CHANCE or DATE

Having given notice in a former
issue Of the Lubbock Avalanche,
that the Revival Meeting Of the
Church Of the Nazarene, would be
held from July z TO II, We wish
10 state that the date has been
changed 90 June . to 10 on account
of the former date conflicting with
other meetings here We are plan
ming for a great meeting. Good
preaching, first class song service,
plenty of workers and we invite you
TO come every service. Reys. Allie
and Emma Trick viii be our Evange-
lists.
They held the meeting last year.
Yours in His Service,
Rev. w. b. PInson, Pastor.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
RURAL SCHOOLS


The next meeting Of the Parent
Teachers Association will be Friday,
April 2S, at four o'clock with the
following program:
Unfinished business.
Report Of the school yard tree
committee
New business.
Reading and adoption Of bylaws
and constitution.
Appropriate flower for the school
yard.
Round table discussions.
Leader. Mrs. +. X. Davis.
Press Reporter.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

The Parent-Teachers Association
met Friday, April Z. A short program
was given, after which our county
superintendent, Mr.. Haynes took
charge. Interesting talks were made
by Mr.. Geo. w. Briggs, Miss Ellis.
Red Cross secretary. Mr.. Ellis. cash
Ter of the Citizens National Bank,
Mr.. Jennings, county agent and
Judge Brown. Mr.. Bowman, the
State Inspector Of Schools, was also
present and made an interesting talk.
After the meeting adjourned, coffee,
chocolate. sandwiches and cake were
served.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
BAND ORGANIZED AT IDALOU
INSTEAD OF ALTERNATELY

Last issue Of the Avalanche it was
stated that Prof. Monte Bowron had
organized a band at Alternately, when
we should Of said the band was or
ganized at ldalou. Prof. Bowron
says he has prospects Of very fine
class over there, and they have a
number Of good band men. who have
had much experience. and have some
very fine instruments, and ldalou
will be heard from in the very near
future, according TO all reports.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
AT THE CHURCHES


Baptist
The Plainview District W. VI. L..
met with the Lubbock Baptist church
on March 9th, p. m. Account Of the
snow storm, many of the delegates
failed TO reach here. We We're
thankful for the beautiful snow,
but keenly disappointed that va cold
not have them with US We had
am inspiring meeting with those who
came the day before The meeting
0nened with the welcome address
~ Mrs. T. j. Moore OF Lubbock.
RcsDouse. Mrs. NJ. j Shaw, Of
Iacknfy Rev. II ]. Mathews of
phinyiew. gave a splendid address
on the Seventy-five Million Cam
paign Rev. W a. Brwcn Of Lab
book, an address ON rith.ng.
The following officers were elect
I'd for the years work: Mrs /, W.
Williams of Plainy.cw, pres, Mrs.
x. Wallace Helm, OF Lubbock, Sec
Tres: Mrs. J. p iardes'y, OF Sla-
ton. Missionary Study Coarse. Mrs.
+. 3. Atwood, Of plailyic's. Educa-
fion: Mrs W. &. Garrett, Of Mata-
dor, Personal Service Mrs. Par Hor-
ton, Floydada, Y. W a. Leader;
Mrs. S. W. Smith. Of Plainview, G.
A. Leader; Mrs K. J.. Palmolton Of
Lockney, K A. Leader
Our next meeting viii be held
with Plainvicw BaDts, church, in
June Of 1928.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
swEETwArER PLANS
CAMP FOR TOURISTS

Swcetwater. March IA Plans are
under consideration here Tor the
ercliInn ~ a modern Summer camp
for tourists Tho property A fhr
corner ~ Norlh Second aud tim
Streets. located IN the heart u The
business nerflon. hsa been ulfhn<.
~ BY N g. Hanrrs ard tuf y
NorI|s. u|ih ll'e InIrni|an - con-
Nert|nf ne srels in<o ~ siife tive
lIeppInx place faf tourists
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

days and workout win be- started A
challenge has already been issued and
accepted for an exhibition game with
the local Methodist Sunday school
League. which win be staged IN the
very near fnlnIN.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

mind 70 work the works Of Him,
who hath redeemed as. We feel sure
that spiritually wc shall be ready
for the Revival Campaign 90 begin
on July 9th. Yet there are still
those who claim 90 be Cumberland
Presbyterian In the city of Lub-
book that ought 90 be- IN attendance
upon these services Brother, Sis
ter, forget not your VOWS. Dear
Visitors your presence was certain
~ appreciated, and We invite you
back just any time you feel dis
posed TO come.
All together for genuine "Old
Time Pentecostal Revival for Lub-
book
Yours in His Service,
j. +. Baker, Pastor.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

Topic: Following Christ" Matt.
16; 24-26; John 10: 27-30; u: %.
Leader-Mrs. Ruby Mitchell
Song.
Prayer.
How to Follow" John ~: 90
Dimple Ford.
Results Of Following" John 81
Edith Peek.
ITO Whom Does Christ's Invita-
tion Come?"-Mr. Elmer Hurd.
Song.
How can we be sure we are fol-
lowing Christ?"-Mr. +. w. Groce.
Glow can we help one another
follow Christ?"-Mr. Windall Phil
lips.
Song.
Benediction.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

1T is bonded goods, pure stuff,
and the man that drinkes il never
comes back 10 tell whether the boot
logger lied or not.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

Leader-Murveal Rankin.
Song.
Roll Call-Answer with verse Of
Scripture.
Prayer.
Song
Story: In the land Of shawls and
turbans.
Story: Grandma's overshoes-Su-
perintendent.
Short business session.
Song
League Benediction.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

II people move much faster the
recording angel will have 20 take a
course in shorthand.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17
Cumberland Presbyterian Church

sunday SCHOOL, IU'45 a. m.
Preaching Services, ! a. m, and
7.f5 D. m.
Junior Endeavor, 2:45 p. m.
Senior Endeavor, 6:45 p. m.
With a wonderful manifestation
Of real Spiritual interest by an in
creasing attendance upon all depart
ments Of the church, and with a
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1922-03-17

II you want to find out which
side your bread is buttered just
drop the buttered side down on the
carpet, your wife win let you know.