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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
A Guilty Coincidence.

"The spirit Of SOur departed wife
would like to speak to you," said the
medium.
"You needn't bother about bringing
us face to face, ma'am," replied the
client, in some trepldation. Just say
I'm well and hope she's the same.
You might add that I miss her some
thing dreadful"
"I'll deliver your message"
"Thanks. ma'am. And II you don't
mind, III just pay the fee and be on
my way. Maggies been dead two
years and during that time Pm afraid
I've done things she wouldn't approve
Birmingham Age.Herald.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
Their Choices.

"Where will poor Mrs. Cabins 20
now that both her daughters are mar.
yied and living in different cities"
"Well one son-in-law would like to
have her go to Springfield and the
other to Brooklyn"
"What dutiful sons.in-laww
mot at ALL You see, It's the one
in Brooklyn who wishes she'd go to
.:prinfield and the one in Springfield
y no wishes she'd go to Brooklyn
.SOstOn Transcript.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

Mr.. O'Shanter's favoritc wore gown
that Burns described as being in longitude
a little scanty, but the Dresses at COLLINS
are correct in longitude, correct in lati-
tude and price not much over half
Ladies wool serge Dresses 1896; and
better quality wool serge Dresses, braid
trimmed with latest ornaments at 1895
Serge Dresses appropriately trimmed at
$1495. Brocadcd Silk Dresses, gold braid
trimming, extra good quality, for $1495.
Bloomcr Dresses for children, made of
good quality Gingham at 98c. Bungalow
Aprons, extra quality at 75c.
Ladies Coat Suits, correct styles, in
navy, brown and black, sergcs and tricotne,
at under prices.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
She Won.

A young man met his pretty girl
cousin the other day for the first time,
and was attracted by her.
81 bet you a dime he said, that
can kiss YOU without touching you"
"Of course you can't" replied the
girl.
"Wcll, will you take the bet on?''
asked the other.
yves" said the girl dubiOusly.
Her cousin thcreupon kissed her.
"Oh, but you did touch me-" ex-
claimed the girl.
81 know | did," replied the young
man, with grin. "and here's your
dime"
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
AT THE WITCII'S DANCE

Tam o 'Shantcr wore a Scotch plaid
bonnet, but the all-wool Tam O'Shantcr
Caps for young ladies which we sell for
only ooc are better styles and more appro-
pirate. Beautiful shades Of Blue and
Green Fur Tams for 9Sc and k125.
Mems and Boys Caps at 25., :}}5c, 45c,
49c, 69c and 75c. Men, Caps at 95c 15c,
soc and 45c.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
YOU'LL FORGET

high price Kotton when you sec KOIiITNS'
low figures on Cotton Blankets. Extra
large size Blankets 72x80 at $1.98, Blan-
kets 55x72 at $165 Blankets GOx72 at
81 .25, Cotton Blankets 55x72 at 9Sc. Crib
kets at sb2,95. 66x8O plaid Blankets at
1895. 66x80 Plaid Blankets at Sc As; and
70x80 at 1896.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
Sounded GOOD.

Bright--Better come over to the
club tonight we are going to have a
foreign lecturer to speak to us, and q
Jugo-Siav.
Green Sure, I'll come but what
kind OF drink is Slav?
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
italians Are Exploiting India.

The Italians are looking to India
for possible field of trade expansion.
There have been recently established
In that country six scholarships open
for young men of good commercial
preparation to be sent for a years ex-
perience on the staff Of business firms
already established In India.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
Tho Difference.

Crawford-The kaiser is said to
have received million for his book
Of memoirs
Crabshaw-No wonder he stopped
saving wood and saying nothing
New York Sun. "",
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
Free to Braa Of II.

Mr., Bucks-Yes, I've had a rather
prosperous career. During the war
I made my money out Of lead
Mr.. Fewrox--aee! And got away
with II! Most men get locked up 3oE
making lead dollars.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

Ladies Shoes at *1 80. Ladies high top
Dress Shoes at $1.9S, 1925: $2.45, *2.75,
1905, $3.45. 1895 and $4.95 Mems Dress
Shoes at $3.50, 1895, 1915, 1895 and
$4.95. Mems Work Shoes at $l.9S, $2.65,
$295, t3.45, 1895 and $4.95.
Boys Work SHOES, sizes 2 1-2 to 6, at
$1.9S, $3.50 and $2.95. Youths Shoes,
sizes | 20 2, at *1.65, *1.9S, $2.45, 1915
and $3.50. Little Gents, sizes to 13 IL.
at.$175 and $195 Child's Shoes, sizes
S1-2 to IL IL, at $l.75 and $1.9S. Misses
Shoes sizes II f-2 to 2, at $l.65 and $l.9S.
Mems High Top Lace Boots at $5.S5. La
dies Work Shoes at $198 1925, So. .45,
$3.50, $2.75, $2.95 and 1925. Ladies' Bed
room Slippers at 69c and 95c.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

Mems Hats at 75c, 9Sc, 1925, $145,
tkl.75, $1.98 and $245
Mems Fur Hats all sizes, 1925. Men $
extra quality Fur Hats, worth $500, at
$245
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

lhc sun that gHstcns is no brighter than the
pretty trimmings on new Fall Styles in La
dies Hats. Then too we have Children s
Felt Hats in bright colors and Children s
Hats a; l9c, 43a and S5c Ladies' Felt
Sport Hats at 9Sc
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11
She Keenallt rherel

"Time waits for no man"--but
hangs around the corner bit for the
average woman. Life.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

Boys Blue Corduroy Suits, ages 3 to 7,
at $l.9o. Boys Brown Corduroy Suits
ages , to 7. at Ntl.95 Boys Green Corclu-
roy Suits at .95. Boys Khaki knee Pants
Suits, sizes up to II, at tl.9s. Boys heavy
winter weight all wool S,pits in brown and
all colorS up to size II, at $405 Heavy
weight all wool winter suits, good quality
sizes - to Is, at $5.95. Blue Serge Suits
for boys with belt at *745 Extra uuality
Wool Suits assorted coIols. in sizes 1S 10
and 20 the 1920 kind for only $S.95
Men $ extra heavy winter weight suits for
500. Elegant Suits for men in grey and
brown stripes, sizes up TO A, at N1495
Men 5 dark Pants with stripes, all sizes at
$l.i3. Mcn's extra heavy winter weight
wool Pants in grey and black stripes at
Sl,9o Men S Dress Pants in stripes and
assorted colors at $223. Extra quality
Men S Blue Serge Suits at $1495. Mems
Khaki colorcd Pants at 95c, better grade
'Nlcn $ Khaki Pants at $l.OO. Men, soft
alI-wool Pants, assorted colors at $3.50
Extra quality Pants in all coors at $3. Is
and 1896.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1922-10-11

We want chance to show you our lat
est arrivals in Misses and Ladies Shoes
appropriate for the season.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
ROACH A RADIO FAN
EXPERT DISCOVERS;
TABLE BUG ALSO
Sergeant Major Finds Former
Has Wave Length of Inch
and Low Frequency.

Harrisburg. Pa. Apri | o1.-The
troublesome cockroach is wireless
fan and communicates by wireless with
his brothers and sister. Howard Zim-
norman. of Harrisburg. sergeant
major in the Pennsylvania national
guard. believes: and he seeks to prove
It through experiments. the results OF
which have been made public.
II have found in my experimental
work" he asserted, that a cockroach
has wave length of between one half
inch and one inch with very low
frequency.
'.The tumble bug and moth also are
endowed with radio power, while bet
ties show only slight evidence of wire
less aptitude"
In a bug infested barracks in Lux
cmburg. under the direction of Captain
Armstrong of the Fifth division. signal
corps. with which Sergeant Zimmerman
was serving shortly after the armistice.
the discovery came in the natural order
of events
I'VE were having night radio schoo!
and were working on the shortest pos
sible wave length the sergeant ex-
planned. THE sets were three feet
apart on a glass top table.
''One night, everything was working
perfectly when suddenly our tubes be-
gan to act queerly. BY the flickering
light of the candle we detected a cock
roach between the receiving and trans
mitting apparatus.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
BARRACKS BEAT
OFF ATTACKERS
IN 40 MINUTES
Regular Irish Republi-
can Troops Save Well
ington Quarters.

Dublin. April 21.-(By The Associ
ated ess).-The attack on the Vel
| lington barracks. which began at Ill!
o'clock Thursday night. continued 4t
minutes, when the besieging forces were
beaten off by regular Irish republican
army troops.
An attempt was made to rusn the
front gate and TWO grenades We're
hurled, slightly wounding three of the
defenders. The guard replied with a
grenade. and it is believed two Of the
attackers were wounded, as they were
seen being assisted away by comrades.
The firing in different parts of the
city. while it lasted, was even more
intense than that of the previous
night. the explosions of bombs causing
the greatest alarm.
Wellington barracks. which is in a
thickly populated residential section,
were the last barracks here to be
evacuated by the British and are now
responsible for military action in Dub
lin. Beggars' Bush barracks being the
general headquarters of the provisional
governments forces.
The firing about Beggars' Bush
barracks Thursday night was compar-
atively light but fusillade Of so shots
were heard near the Four Courts, re-
Gently seized by the independent forces
under Rory O'Connor.
The firing of revolvers in various
parts Of city at night has grown so
general that it has had almost the same
effect as curfew law. peace-loving
citizens retiring to their homes at an
early hour.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
QUICK RELIEF FROM
CONSTIPATION
Get DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That is the joyful cry Of thousands
since DR.. Edwards produced Olive
Tablets. the substitute for Calolnel
Or: Edwards, a practicing physician
for II years and CalomnFs old time
enemy. discovered the formula for Olive
Tablets while treating patients for
chronic constipation and torpid livers
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets do not
contain calomel. but a healing, soothing
vegetable laxative.
No gripping, is the keynote" Of these
little sugar coated. olive-colored tab
let's. They cause the bowels and liver
TO act normally. They never force
them to unnatural action.
II you have dark brown mouth
bad breath-a dull, tired feeling sick
headache-torpid MISREPRESENTATION
you'll find quick. sure and pleasant re-
suits from one or two of DIR. Edwards
Olive Tablets at bedtime.
Thousands take them every night just
TO keep right. Try them. 15c and soc.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
women DESIRE
PAN CONGRESS
TAKE IN WORLD
Czecho-Slovak Minister
Speaks for Those of
His Country.

Baltimore. April 21.--Round table
discussions were continued at Friday
meetings of the Pan American confer
ence of women begun here Thursday
under the auspices of the. National
League Of Women Voters, "Women in
Industry being the topic at the first
session. Miss Mary Anderson, chief of
the women's bureau, United States de
partment of labor. presided. This
question was considered in four sec
tions, as follows:
Appointment of qualified
women in all public agencies. com
missions or tribunals, national
state and local. dealing with the
interests of women.
o-The limitation of the hours of
work for wage earning women in
industrial undertakings TO not
more than eight hours in any one
day, or ~ hours in any one week,
and one days rest in seven.
3-The prohibition of night work
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Mammoth Ape Slain
Attacking Keeper;
Got Vicious on Tour

Toledo, Ohio, April 2l.-Tony,
mammoth ape, whose mimicries had
long entertained crowds at Wal
bridge park, is dead. He was killed
by a policeman after he had at
tackled Louis Scherer, chief Of the
700, and badly injured him In ter
rifle battle.
Swinging from trapeze, Tony
leaped upon the keeper, sinking his
fingers into his felsh and claWing
him with his forepaws.
After the battle had continued
several minutes. a policeman sent a
bullet through Tony's skull.
Formerly, Tony toured the coun-
try In vaudeville, but In later years
he became unmanageabIe and was
placed In the 200. On two previous
occasions he had attacked keepers,
injuring one of them severely.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Foreign Jazz Artists
Have All Paris Jobs.
French Players Idle

Paris. April 21.-American, Cuban
and Hawaiian jazz band instrumental
lists have become so popular in Paris
restaurants. hotels and dance halls
that the municipal council is consider
ing limiting the number of foreigners
employed in an orchestra to 10 pieces.
More than so per cent of the musi-
clans in most Paris establishments are
foreigners while it is said more than
thousand French instrumentalists here
are without work.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Intelligence Isn't
What Il Used to Be
Cracked Up to Be

Philadelphia, April 2i.-lntelli-
1ence Is helpful. but not at all
necessary, Or. Liahtner Wilmer,
professor of psychology at the Uni
versity OF Pennsylvania, told edu-
Gators at the ninth annual session
OF the schoolmen's week.
Education Is the device of
civilization to keep US from en-
counterlng new problems" Or. VIII
mer said. .The method employed
Is showing the pupils how to solve
problems instead of letting him solve
them for himself. This makes the
exercise Of intelligence unneces-
sary. If a pupil has intelligence It
may facilitate the schoolmaster's
task, but pupils and teacher can got
along quite we'll without it."
Mongrel races, he asserted, are
more intelligent than purebred peo-
pies. "The purbred blood is the
more stupid" he said.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Navy Engineers Design
Universal Amplifier
for Radio Receivers

Washington, April 21.-Secretary
DENLY announces that the bureau OF
engineering of the navy department
has successfully designed a universal
amplifier for radio communication and
other similar purposes Heretofore, it
is explained. obtainable amplifiers
would amplify only incoming signals
over a narrow band Of wave lengths,
but now DR.. J. NJ Miller of the navy
radio research laboratory has con
structed sixstage amplifier which
gives practically the same amplifica-
ton from lower limit Of several hun
dred meters to an upper limit in the
neighborhood Of 10000 meters.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
for women in industrial occupa-
tions
4-The prohibition of the employ
ment Of the women six weeks be-
fnrc and after child -hirfh

| tions.
4-The prohibition of the employ
| ment of the women six weeks be-
fore and after childbirth.
At the conference on prevention Of
traffic in women, accomplishments and
| results of conferences at Geneva, in
June. 1921, and at Rome, in Novem-
Der of the same year, were presented
briefly.
There also was discussion of in
ternatiOnal treaties. existing and rec
commended, to meet present day con-
ditions
DR.. Valera H. Parker. executive
secretary, United States departmental
social hygiene board of health, spoke.
The formation of :. worlds women's
organization with the Pan American
conference of women as nucleus, was
rich Stepanek. minister to the United
States from Czecho- -Slovakia.
DR.. Stepanek said he was the spokes-
man for The women of his country. who
felt that the Pan American conference
was too limited territorially.
Miss Mary Mcdowell chairman of
the committee on women in industry,
said that 100000 women in the Unit
cu otdtcS are CA6uSVu III SdluI VI OtCu-
pations and that every fourth worker
is woman. 1t was the business of
all women, therefore. to see, she said.
that standards of employment should
be adopted which would guarantee that
there would be no injury to the health,
welfare and happiness of women.
'Such laws are important not only
to the women themselves. but to the
future of the race. The greatest need
of the nation is contented workers"
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Proposes 8-Year Ban
on Salmon Fisheries
Along Frazier River

Omaha April 21.-Closing q the
Frazier river fisheries for eight years
to meet the present serious conditions
in British Columbia salmon fisheries
was advocated Friday by w. r. Lord
Mt a hearing before committee in
the house Of commons. Mr.. Lord,
who is British Columbia seaman
fisher and Gamer. pointed out that this
would necesstate treaty to close
American traps also. He maintained
that orientals have so firm a grip on
the salmon industry in his province
that white fishermen are not per-
mitted to enter the business.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Writes to Mother.
Then Slashes Throat

Omaha, April 22-The body Of E. G.
Tumm. 40, was found in his room at a
local rooming house late Thursday
night when police forced an entrance.
Tumm's throat was slashed and a razor
lay near the body. A note to his
mother, who lives somewhere in Wis
consin, the exact address being un-
known, together with draft for $3.50
in her favor, was found in the dead
mans clothing. Tumm's divorced wife
is said to live in Fargo, N. D.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Ohio River Steamer
Is Reported Burned,
but None Missing

Cincinnati. April pa check k-up. OF
river craft in the vicinity early FRS
day failed to verify report received
that an Ohio river steamer was seen
burning o5 miles below Cincinnati.
Vessels which would have been in the
locality named by railroad employe
who reported having seen the burning
boat from a passing freight train. later
were accounted for at points beyond,
according to river men.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
u. S. Steel Plans
$4,000, 900 Tube
Mill at Gary, Ind

New York. April CONSTRUCTION
of a $15.OOO,OOO tube mill at Gary
Ind. is planned by the United States
Steel corporation. says statemen,
issued Friday by Chairman Ebert II
Gary Building of the mill will begir
at once, and it is expected that the
making Of tubes will be in full opera
tion before the end of 1923.
The mill will have an annual ca
ing the present tube capacity of the
corporation by 20 to 25 per cent.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Chita Government
Gives Russia First
Concessions Rights

Moscow, April 21-(By The Asso-
ciated Press. "A new economic treaty
has been concluded between soviet Rus
sia and the Far Eastern Republic of
Siberia. the Chita government it was
learned Friday. The treaty gives Rus
sia preferred rights to all concessions
in the Far Eastern republic and in gen
eral accords Russia great decree of
economic control in Far Eastern ter
rifory
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
SLIGO CHAMPION RAiDED

Sligo, ireland. April 21-(By The
Associated Press ARMED men reided
the offices Of the Sligo Champion and
smashed the type for this weeks issue.
apparently in order to prevent publ
cation of the newspapers report Of
president Of the Dali Eireann. delivered
treaty.
The raiders tore up 10000 partly
printed copies of the paper, but spared
the machinery.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
MANCHUS ENTER
P[k|NC; STRIFE
EDC|NC ON WAR
Only Trouble Marking
Transfer of Authority
Is Cutting R. r.

Peking. April 21-fBy The Asso-
ciated Press THE troops of General
Chang Tso-Lin, governor of Manchuria.
Friday took possession of Peking and
Tien Tsin, replacing the local police
forces of those cities A transfer of
authority was devoid of incident.
The only sign Of hostility between
Ching Tso-Lin and General WI Pei
Flu, commander of central Chinese
forces, was the cutting of the Peking-
Fukow railway at point south of Tien
Tsin. which caused inconvenience to
a number of American travellers en-
route to Shanghai.
President Hsu Shih Chang regards
the threatened civil war between the
forces Of Chang Tso-Lin and WI Pei
Flu as taking on grave aspect.
Wang Shih- Chen. who was premier
under former President Yuan Shih Raj,
is endeavoring to bring about concili-
alton. Proposing that the two leaders
establish equal military authority, while
the prospective national convention de-
iberates concerning the fate of the
country.
The various foreign legations are
simply awaiting developments.
General Chang Tso-Lin has issued a
prOcldmatlOH explaining tndI, since the
conference. the whole world
is looking toward events in China. 'be-
cause internal turmoil and external
dangers are threatening Therefore,
the early unification of 100000, 900 Chi
nese is essential, even if it must be
obtained through force" says the proc
Hence | have moved my
army where it will prevent interference
unified. ! shall retire to private life
| shall retire to private life"
The worlds record output of coal
5-O Q2E 600
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22

1T is just glorious to have my health
back. and in my opinion there is moth
ing | can say about Tanlac would be
half good enough said Mrs. Alvah
II. McCreary, 1881 Locust ST., Phila-
delphia. Pa:
For two years I had all the mis-
cradle ard agonizing symptoms that
go with bad case Of stomach trou-
BILE. Although l lived on the strictest
kind of diet l suffered torture from
Indigestion and finally my whole sys-
tenn seemed to give way.
II certainly know how to appreciate
the wonderful blessing of good health
ana ! have such confidence in Tanlac
that | wish it was in my power to put
a bottle of it in the hands Of every
sick man. woman and child SO that
they might take it and get well and
strong. as l have DONE
Tanlac is sold in Great Falls by
Model Rx Pharmacy. 312 Central ave-
nue. and Cascade Rx Pharmacy, 10
Third street soUth.-Adv.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
Meat Prices Half
of War Time Peak
Is Packers Report

Chicago. April 21.-Wholesale meat
prices show tremendous decline since
the peak prices of following the war,
according to the American Institute Of
Meat Packers. The average value Of
all meat and meat products exported
during 1921 was 14A cents a pound
says bulletin issued by the institute.
THE average value of meat exported
during 1913 was 11& cents a pound." !"
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22

MRS. ALvAH n. McCREARY,
AvAof Philadelphia, who says
nothing she could say for TanIac
would bo half good enough after
the way this remarkable medicine
has brought her back to health.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
OAT SPROUTS IN EAR
CAUSES VICTIMS DEATH

New Haven. April 21.-An oat ker-
mel which became lodged in the right
ear of Peter Everson two weeks ago,
and sprouted. brought on meningitis,
from which Everson died in q hospital
here last night.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22

ed into groups of 25 families each and
chieftain will be appointed for each
group. No dogs will be allowed in camp
but there will be no limit on children,
it was asserted.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22

The Caspian sea has two important
ports, Astrakhan, noted for its ship
ments Of furs and Russian cavair, and
Baku, the oil city.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22
"HOOT" GIBSON WEDS.

Riverside. Cal. April 21-Edmune
''Hoot' Gibson. motion picture actor
of Los Angeles, and Helen johnson
vaudeville actress, were married
Thursday.
Great Falls tribune., 1922-04-22

The worlds record output of coal
was $40, ,3S6,OOO tons in 1918.