Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1922-06-23
ELIGIBLE BACIIELORS-OTlIER
INTERESTING NEWS.
Richards, Va, Ju

NichianuS, VA, Juno 81.
well, well, wo havo just now got
ten light on the matter Of our eligible
bachelors and wdowcrs planning 20
organize Bachelors Club, (primo
object, self prcscrvationy FOR thcro
has been organized can Old Maids
Club" with prime object of consti
tuition "Gct Married" Said oryani-
zations will hold nn open session
next Tuesday night ut Star Theatre.
From the work being done by these
fair, young damscls, something
going to be doin. So. wu can now
understand attitude of watchrulness
nlertness on part of eligible young
men and bachelors.
Last Friday night our wandcrinrs
about town, we were attracted to
the Richands Motor Co.'S. now gar
age building by n most outlandis.
noise. AS we approached within 6
blocks of said building it seemed as
If the roof would surely be dslodpcd.
What do 20 usuppose was going on?
We'll, sire, il was n IIumbug Carn-
lval gotten up by the Epworth Lea
que. Well now we were told tho nd
mission price was ten cents, but bless
my shoe strings, if that wasn't lust
the beginning, for, before had turn
ed around more than n hnlf dozen
times | had left two or three dollars
with the different purscrs. in the
building. There was the fat lady,
tall man, Siameso twins, fish pond
(and here's where /, Il sucker, bit)
candy cream and do not know how
many more places to spend your
hard earned "E Pluribus Unum...
Well nyway we had good time ev-
ell II it did take for days to pick
out OF our teeth the confetti.
1t looks now MS if we are to have
an opportunity to get in nn real
bargain sale, for MxwcPs is going
to sell out the stock of Hurt Mer-
camille Co. and Maxwclls Inc, of
lionaker at big sale beginning Sat
urday June "a and running for one
week. This will be one more chance
to get nothing for somcthing'-or,
should il be reversed?
a good thing happened last Tues
day when j. B. Atizcr and the citi-
Zcns ticket was elected to run the
affairs Of the city for the next year.
The Independent ticket ran good
race, but we are afraid some folks
are terribly disappointed.
What do yo urecon, we saw this
afternoon. Give it up? Well it is this
DR.. Williams was out hoeing his
corn and bean patch. Now, if we were
not about hecled over. Yet Doc, is n
good cutter wherever you put him,
after weeds or on the anatomy.
We wonder if you have to put up
with somebody's old rogue COW prowl-
ing round over your yard and doing
the "toddle' in your flower bed while
you are asleep? Well if you don't
know what an experience il is you
can't give some Of our good people
very much sympathy, for that's what
some of 'em have to endure. We hope
some relief may be had fro mthc new
city officials. AT least keep 'em up
at night
Mrs. T. A. Draper made flying
business trip to New York last week,
purchasing while there some more
stock for her increasing business at
the Speciality Shop.
Mrs. Chas Erwin. Of Scnbord, who
has been confined TO Williams hos
pital for several weeks as result of
blood poisoning, has returned to her
home. Mrs. b. w. Taylor, of Ala
bama. who has been with her sis
ter, Mrs. Erwin. for months, re-
turned to her home in the balmy
sunny south.
st. Johns Day will be ittingly OBJ
served Sunday at Methodist church
by the local lodge of Masons Rev.
w. A. Mckee will deliver address.
The lodges ut Cedar Bluff and White
wood have been invited to attend in
n body.
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