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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-09-06

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New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

Such Que processes Of the law are more or
less private now, and the greater number OF
pilgrims than ever who must have some ob!ec~
tive to which to drive find that it has been
provided for them without the law. So many
of them take advantage Of it that the up-to-
date automobile bluebook soon may have to
arrange Ideal Crime Tours, giving all the best
routes TO the scenes.
Turn right off state road two miles beyond
Anyville,' the bluebook will direct. "On right,
site of stone wall carried away by souvenir
hunters. Bear left. On left, turf field in
which motorists may search for new evidence
or souvenirs. Replace all divots. Cross wooden
bridge. Bridge unsafe, parts of it having
been carried away by souvenir hunters. Turn
right into ten-acre field, reserved as parking
space for visiting motorists. Large excava-
ton dead ahead. On that spet the crime was
committed. Entire spot has been carried away
by souvenir hunters. Drive on"
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

an objective is no visionary, no dreamer. He
prefers having before him something concrete,
or at least macadan. Having that. he wants
to motor over it to a real goal, be it ever SO
humble, be it only the country home of
cousin who has sunk well 70G feet just to
get water, and whose apple crop was miser-
able failure this fall.
That desire to arrive is something in com
mon between the pilgrims of the past and Of
the present. 1t is stronger than ever now that
pilgrims are more mobile than were the Wife
OF Bath, the Clerk, the Miller and the rest
The very latest things in ports of call are not
shrines but scenes of crimes
This business Of motoring to the homes Of
friends or relatives in the country has been
somewhat overdone. The friends and rela-
tives say so themselves. They are apt to re-
tallate by insisting that visitors Immediately
after large dinner assist in carrying sacks of
feed TO the chickens or raking up the autumn
leaves. And then they have formed sort OF
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19
BY FAIRFAX DOWNEY

counter attack habit of motoring into the city
in time to be taken to the theater, those Of
them who haven't moved away to live on roads
that have lot of bump in them.
OF course, there is always Nature. That is
q comfortable assurance to have The motor
ist outward bound may entertain an appre-
hension that the roadhouse he visited last
Sunday has been raded and closed since then,
and he may speed thence only to see that his
worst fears are realized. But he has Nature
to fall back on. He can drive to some vantage
point which has heen credited with having a
view. There he. can stop his engine and save
a little gasoline, while those with him sigh
and ask each other if it isn't wonderful for
from three TO five minutes, when some one will
pay Nature the following tribute: "Well, that's
that Let's go'' The stop may be trihe
longer if there is one of the intelligentsia
aboard.
Historical spots are not considered much
happier choice. You can't fool the motorist
who has. been around bit. An historical spot
is just Nature, with monument or bronze
tablet on it.
But II you want to steer for some place
that isn't just natural, some place where some
thing has happened and there has been action
not back in an ancient history era, but Just
the other day, get out the road map, advises
the motorist, and plot your course to an 'sX'
you may chart. The tx of course, will not
signify crossroads, but will mark the spot
where the bodies were found"
For nice Sunday motoring into the coun-
try or to some quaint village or little appreci-
ated town, there really is no inducement SO
IJ;y,sy
If there is no murder scene within easy mo-
toring distance, perhaps the pilgrim-motorist
may be able to reach some picturesque spot
where there almost was a murder. That has
it's advantages in that it may involve sub
tour to nearby hospital where a kind in
quiry may be made as TO how the victim is
doing. Failing that, the vicinity of al assault
and battery is always magnetic as O mecca
Fresh hold-up scenes, banks which have been
robbed and all manner of larceny, providing it
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19
Illustrations by STUART HAY

was grand enough, also furnish attractions.
A favorite destination is q country estate
where originated nice, juicy divorce action.
So some fine Sabbath morning the eXpedi
ton is planned. While the pilgrims of yore
used to expect to see relics when they arrived
the modern pilgrin1-motorist keeps his relic In
the garage at the back of the house. lie
cranks it up and rolls around to the door.
Mother calls the children. Get on your things,
dears," she says. "If you promise to be good
papa will take us all out to see where the
murder was"
1t was the sum of such pilgrimages which
has made up the crowds which have burned
up New Jersey roads TO the scene OF the Hall
Mills murder, crowds which have dismounted
in great excitement from their automobiles
and trampled the fields in search of sensation
and souvenirs. That they got the latter is,
proved by the piecemeal removal-bough,
trunk and roots--of the crab apple tree under
which the bodies were found, and a perna-
nent moving job of much of the furnishings OF
the nearby farmhouse.
Bits of houses trees and furniture have
wide distribution on mantles and bureaus III
homes where they serve not as the grim re-
minders they are, but as trophies Of motoring
prowess. In the family photograph album, be-
tween the pictures entitled "Family IN Ford
may be pressed wild flower picked close to
the scene Of the crime by Mary, five years old.
1t is branch Of the souvenir business which
has had little or no commercial development.
Some day we may see homebound motor cars
haunting broad felt penants Of the customary
tourist variety bearing the proud legend, I'VE
have haen to the scene Of the murder. Have
you?"
Church, social calls and SO forth are fore
gone that the family may be motorized and
get an early start to that natural theater
where tragedy was played, and whore, per-
haps, to keener perceptions sermon IN blood
stained stones is preached. 1t may be that
one of the old circuit riding types of the clergy
some day will make q virtue of necessity, will
get the car from the parish garage and fol-
lowed by motor van with sections of . port
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

IT WAS from the Illustrations to Mr..
Chaucer's poem that we learned--his
Il English Is trife old for our young eyes
that mis- pilgrims set out on horses and
haes gayiy caparisoned and sumptiously dec
aated. On their way back, we feel sure the
apar'sons were the gayer for felt penants
reading: Eve have beene to Canterbury.
Have you?"
There is nothing like having some place
ainte to pilgrimage to. That is prime
essential. 4 pilgrim feels that he must do
Smething more than just report progress or
sEap yarns. That is just as true now as then.
Aore or less fresh air, miscellaneous scenery
they are all right as incendentals
The Great American Motorist in search of
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

we'll for US to begin to stock our cellars with
that gentle beverage now that it can be openly
delivered without the suspicion of crime. The
day may come when we shall have to smuggle
it home stealthily, fearfully and wonderfully
wrapped or concealed in Noahs ark for the
baby or "nightie" for the wife. Let us take
counsel from the trials Of the present, such
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

as the transport of bottle Of synthetic gin,
comparable to that difficult problem, the fit
ting Of square peg in round hole.
If we look upon the 'wet" hopes as mere
mirage and believe the real drought is yet to
be, it is no5 so hard to arrive at a comfortable
state of mind by rejecting that we haven't
known when we were well off. True, we are
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

are near-gardens where we may quaff it, and
at some Of them can buy near-free lunch
that is, if we are careful about what we
order.
There are a lot of people who like near-beer.
For them the complete host always will be
prepared by having bottle or so of that un-
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

homelike brew on ice. One never can tell when
that extraordinary guest will arrive who will
reply to ones proffer that he will drink rye
highball if that's all one has, but bottle OF
near-beer, if on hand, would just about fill the
bill. Imagine the emotions of a host who had
not prepared for such an emergency!
Probably the only real objection that can be
made to near-beer, outside of the fact that it
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

isn't beer and has no kick, is that it is wrongly
named. The name, like the drink, is family
suggestive cf potion Of which it is desired
the coming generations be ignorant Little
Peterkin partaking of his near-beer sundae at
the soda fountain is all too likely to ask his
gaffer of grandsire, "What was the beer
that this is near?" And then the bears-or
rather the beer-will be spilled.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19
aEAQ BEER | AN WlTUdN
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By Fairfax Dosoney

~ TOW that a Congressman has been
y elected who has boasted that he is
"even drier than Volstead"-can such
state be?--we may look for the
prohibition Of "near-beer" as an issue in the
aext campaign. Perhaps it would be just as
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

Our own civilization of a
hundred or SO years later could
boast no great advance when
it was a widespread genial Gus
tom to hitch up and drive miles
to the county Jail. there to
attend that social event known
as 8 Hanging
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

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New-York tribune., 1922-11-19

able church repair to the place where murder
has beer done, there to meet the multitude to
point needed moral and adorn a sordid tale.
With all the haste and crowding, many
sedan chairs and other vehicles have rushed
through the narrow streets of Paris so that
their occupants could view, while the sensation
was good and fresh the domicile in which old
Judge Marat was engaged in bathing when
certain Mile. Charlotte Corday, without regard
to any Of the conventions, stuck a knife in
him. Surely there were those who had designs
on portions of the tub or at least the stopper
OF the soap dish as souvenirs to bear proudly
home with them. It is known that some even
went so far as to express a desire to obtain
mementoes of the visit in the shape of sections
New-York tribune., 1922-11-19
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New-York tribune., 1922-11-19
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The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
HER REASONING WAS GOOD
Why coIored Woman Was Convinced
the Lord Was Not Aiming to
Destroy Her.

During a thunderstorm in the South
a large oak tree within thirty feet of
d negro cabin on plantation was
completely shattered. The crash was
terrifying, the ground for quite dis
tance around the tree was broken up
as If it had been plowed and pieces of
the tree were hurled many yards and
shOwered on the cabin roof.
The next morning, when the old
negro woman went to the house to
work, her mistress said sympathetical-
ly: "You must have been very much
frightened when the tree was struck
last night, Jennie"
"Oh, NOM" Jennie reassured her; 3;
~ wasn't skeered. | never did see no
use in feelin' skeered after sumpins
over. ! JUS said dat l knowed If de
Lord had been aimin' at us, he
wouldn't a-missed us dat far, an went
back to sleep"
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

them back to fellowship Because
Ezra sought the Lord his way was
prospered. Success always comes to
those who trust God.
Lesson TX. When Nehemiah heard
of the distress of his brethren at Je-
rusalem, he took the matter to the
Lord in prayer Their sorrow and dis
tress was his sorrow and distress. Is
any afflicted, let him pray GAS. 5 :13)
Lesson x. When Nehemiah began
the rebuilding of the walls of Jeru-
salem he encountered violent opposi.
tion from without ana from within.
His faith In God moved him to go
straight on with the work and he had
the joy of seeing the work completed.
Lesson XII. The method used in
bringing back the people to God was
the word of God. Because Gods word
was made plain to the people they
repented of their sins and rendered
obedience to God
Lesson XII. Malachi as an aid to
Nehemiah in effecting reforms pointed
out the sins of the people, viz: Base
ingratitude, corrupt priesthood,
mixed marriages, robbing God by with.
holding tithes, etc, pointing to day
Of judgment when righteous retribu
ton would be meted out to the wicked
and rewards would be given to the
faithful
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
GOT TRADE SECRET CHEAP
Dying Drunkard Sold for Fifty Dollars
the Only Method Of Making
Dolls Eyes.

Dolls eyes have Q romantic history,
says a writer in Parsons.
A Birmingham toy manufacturer
the largest dealers in dolls. who asked
him to undertake the manufacture of
eyes.
The toy manufacturer, thinking
there was nothing in the business,
turned down the proposition.
But the business was big one, and
when an order to the value of $500
was mentioned the manufacturer un-
dertook the work.
The real difficulties of the task then
became apparent. Tie first eyes were
hopeless failures, and great deal of
money was spent on experiments. The
cleverest glass tOy-workers in the
kingdom were engaged, but all to no
purpose. Finally the attempt was
given up.
About eighteen months later the toy
manufacturer, by strange chance,
met man utterly impoverished by
drink and in the last stages of con-
sumption, who held the secret of the
process for making dolls eyes. He was
willing to sell this secret for f1O.
Eagerly the manufacturer paid the
price, but so incoherent were the dying
mans directions that it was impossl-
BILE to follow them.
In desperation the Birmingham
manufacturer went to the inventors
garret and saw the process in actual
operation. Before half dozen Of the
eyes had been made the secret was
grasped and the manufacturer Of
dolls eyes was firmly established.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
Ancient Greeks Prayer Charm.

Great value has always been at
tached to rare and beautiful stones,
but with primitive people the intrinsic
value was less than the supernatural
virtue, credited to them. Stones We're
favored rs charms, but among the
early Greeks none was rated as huv-
Ing the power of compelling the gods
to answer prayer except rock crystal.
This was used as IL burning stone,
and the founder of perhaps the ear
Hest recorded temple mysteries.
Onomacrltus. gives exact directions
for producing sacred fire. A bright
transparent piece Of crystal was to
be- laid on dry wood in brilliant sun
shine. He says the god appears first
with smoke, then with little smolder-
ing fire. then with burst of flame.
This was holy fire from the SUMS rays.
"Whoso goes into the temple with
this In his hand may be quite sure
Of having his prayer granted as the
gods cannot Withstand its power" he
told his followers.
PATEONlZ lZE PAST nvERTiS
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL
LESSON FOR SEPTEMBER "a
REVIEW: THE EXILE AND THE
RESTORATION

DEVOTIONAL READING-Ps. s6:1-5.
1920
GOLDEN TEXT-The Lord hath done
great things for u.s. whereof we are glad
-Ps 1868.
PRIMARY ToPIc-selected Stories Re-
told.
JUNIOR TOPIC-How God Restored His
People.
INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOPIC
Leaders in the Restoration of Israel.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
lessons From the Exile and Return.
Two methods Of review may be EN-.
ployed to advantage.
l. Character Study. Assign the out
standing heroes Of the quarters les
sons to members of the class and have
them to report. This assignment must
be made the week previous, e. g. Eze-
kiel, the prophet of God; Daniel, the
statesman; Ezra, the teacher of Gods
word etc
good method at all times. It can be
adapted to different grades. The fol-
lowing Is a suggested method:
Lesson l. Before Ezekiel was COM
missiOned as u prophet he was given
a vision Of the Almighty. After that
he was given an experimental knowl-
edge Of Gods word-he ate the book
digested and appropriated its contents.
An experimental knowledge of Gods
word Is essential.
Lesson II. Because Daniel besought
the Lord he was able to make known
the kings dream and interpret it. IL
any man lack wisdom, let him ask of
God GAS l:5).
Lesson III. While Belshazzar and his
lords were engaged In drunken revelry
q mysterious hand recorded Divine
judgment. There Is day coming
when men shall be judged. Happy Is
the man who has fled to Christ, for to
such there is no judgment (John 8 :24).
Lesson ~. Daniels sterling worth
brought him to the front-he was ele-
waited to be prime minister of the Per
sian empire. Moved by jealousy GER
tain wicked men plotted his downfall.
Because of flawless record in busi-
ness they trumped up charge against
him on the ground Of his foreign re-
ligion. Though the king executed the
foolish decree Daniel was delivered
and his accusers were cast into the den
of lions and destroyed.
Lesson v. Though Israel went into
captivity US chastisement of the
Lord In due time He recovered them.
Gods covenant and Judgments are
sure. He can move a heather king to
freely fulfill His own good pleasure
and purpose.
Lesson vi. In the restoration Of the
people to their own land, the first thing
necessary was the provision of place
for the worship Of God. AS soon as
this work was begun. violent opposi-
tlon was In evidence. That which God
sets out to do shall be completed,
though all hell oppose.
Lesson VII. Haman's wicked plot
against the Jews was frustrated by
Esther's shrewdness and courage.
Those who plot against and hate Gods
covenant people shall be brought to de-
struction.
Lesson viii. Through Zerubbabel the
people we're brought back and estab-
lished In their own land, but they had
gone far away from God. There was
now need Of q religious leader. Ezra
was moved By the Spirit Of God to lead
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

10 a. m.-Sabbath school.
IL a. m.-Preaching services.
s p. m.-Preaching services.
cordial invitation is extended to
all to worship with us and especially
to Presbyterian tourists who are spend
ing the Sabbath in the city.
REV. j. P. CLARK, Minister
Residence 1912 Cooper avenue.
Phone Glenwood 1S1.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
Beginning the pay.

II any man will come after Me, let
him deny himself and take up his
cross, and follow Me. For whosoever
will save his life shall lose it and who.
soever will lose his life for My sake
shall find It,
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
sino With cr.e. in your u.,,..

Sing With Grace in Your Hearts.
Let the word of Christ dwell in you
richly in all wisdom teaching and ad-
monishing one another in psalms and
hymns and spiritual songs, singing
with grace in your hearts to the Lord.
-COlossians 3:16.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
METHODIST CHURCH

hODIoI Cd UhCd.
1000 A. M.-Sunday school.
Morning subject, "The Unspeakable
Junior League, 2:5O p, III.
Epworth League $3.50 p. m.
Gift'
Evening subject, "The Need of
Christian Leadership"
Choir practice Wednesday 1880 p. m.
Midweek meeting, Thursday evening
at 1880.
REV. E. G. EsTLOw, Pastor.
Residence, SlS Blake avenue.
Phone Glenwood 1855.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
Church aE3a.4 81
Su1AdB Stntlls

FIRST CHURCH OF
CHRIST SCIENTIST.
s31 Cooper Avenue.
Sunday school, 10 A. NJ.
Sunday services, IL A. Il.
Wednesday evening service, Q P. N.
Reading room open on Wednesday
afternoon from 2 TO 4 P. M.
All ale welcome.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Ed McLearn of Rifle visited at
the home Of her niece, Mrs. Chest
Lyttle of this city, Monday.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
<*fFfF&F<FH**
LATE NEWS ;
From All OUey I
COLORADO !
Z ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
COMING EVENTS.

Sept 26-30-Colorado State Fair. Pu-
eblo.
Oct. 3-5 Douglas County Fair.
Castle Rock.
Oct. 3-6-Kit Carson County Fair.
Burlington.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. L. B. Brown was called to New
Castle Tuesday by the illness of Miss
Violet Patch of that city.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. E. w. Iarmee left Wednesday
for Pueblo where she will attend the
grand chapter of the Eastern Star
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Sadie Graham left Tuesday
morning for Montana to visit her
mother for n few weeks.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. B. T. Napier returned home
Tuesday morning from week g visit
in Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Ed Sanders, who has been working
on the d. & R. G. at Grand Junction,
returned to his home IN this city last
week
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Chester Lewis returned to her
home in Grand Junction Monday after
spending the week end here visiting
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. G. P. Rice.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Cornelia Bottles Of Gore creek
$ spending this week in our city.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

N. d. Smith of Rifle spent Tuesday
of this week in Glenwood.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Mabel Warlick and Mrs. Mar
garet Cunningham of this city left
Tuesday evening for Salida where they
will receive medical treatment
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Billy Hubbard, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
II. 7. Hubbard, who has been i'll with
typhoid fever, is now able to be out of
the house.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. C. D. Brown, of Aspen, mother
of Mrs. Emma Paine, formerly Of this
city, was in town last Saturday en-
route to Denver for medical treatment.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21

Mrs. Alice Campbell, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Ed Sanders,
for several weeks, left Wednesday fo
Grand Junction.
The Glenwood post., 1922-09-21
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Mrs. Cornelia Bottles Of Gore creek
IS spending this week in our city.
N. d. Smith of Rifle spent Tuesday
of this week in Glenwood.
Mrs. B. T. Napier returned home
Tuesday morning from week g visit
in Denver
Mrs. L. B. Brown was called to New
Castle Tuesday by the illness of Miss
Violet Patch of that city.
Mrs. Sadie Graham left Tuesday
morning for Montana to visit her
mother for a few weeks.
Mrs. Ed McLearn of Rifle visited at
the home Of her niece, Mrs. Ches,
Lyttle of this city, Monday.
Mrs. E. w. Larmee left Wednesday
for Pueblo where she will attend the
grand chapter of the Eastern Star.
Ed Sanders, who has been working
on the d. & R. G. at Grand Junction,
returned to his home IN this city last
week.
Billy Hubbard, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
II. T. Hubbard, who has been i'll with
typhoid fever, is now able to be out of
the house.
Mrs. Alice Campbell, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Ed Sanders,
for several weeks, left Wednesday fo
Grand Junction.
Miss Lola Nottingham, who is en-
ployed at Avon, spent last Saturday in
Glenwood visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. G. C. Nottingham.
Mrs. c. G. Canady and son, Charles
Reed, spent last week end IN Glen
wood from Rifle where Mrs. Canady
is teaching this year.
D. c. Belden left Sunday morning
for Denver where he will represent
Glenwood Lodge No. 65 A. F. & A. M.
in the grand lodge meeting.
Mrs Frank Buchen, nee Rose Quad
nolo, of Denver, arrived Monday morn
ing and will spend two weeks visiting
at the home of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Guadnolo.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. L. Cramp spent last
week end in Glenwood from New Cas-
tie where Mr.. Cramp is teaching in the
schools. Mrs. Cramp remained until
Tuesday morning before returning to
her New Castle home.