Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-09-29
ESTABLISHED 1855
VIEWS and INTERVIEWS
Brlef Local Paragraphs Of More or
Less Interest.
PICKED UP BY ENQUIRER REPORTERS
Stories Concerning Folks and Things,
Some of Which You Know ana
Some You Don't Knew--Condenseo
For Quick Reading.

For Quick Reading.
"That thunder and electrical storm
that accompanied heavy ram
last Monday night played freaks IN
our section, especially the lightning
remarked. Sam l.. Blair Of the Blairs-
Vile section the other afternoon. 1t
struck the residence Of Herbert Hud-
son in our section and did some little
damage. An elm tree in the yard OF
j. T. Plexico was also torn up"
Gressette Has Fine Record.
"Yorkville High football candidates
are fortunate in securing the services
of Tatum w. Gressette as COACH
sad this morning an alumnus Oh the
University of South Carolina who was
in college with Gressette. "The new
coach is the man whose field goal beat
Clemson in the fair week classic or
1920 at Columbia. In 1921 Gresset'e
broke his leg in the first game and
was out practically the entire season.
He was rated as star in both base
ball and football at Carolina"
Dengue Fever.
Noting q press dispatch to the ef-
feet that there are about 1000 cases
of dengue fever in the city OF Char
lesion at the present time. Views and
Interviews this morning inquired or
we'll known physician what dengue
fever is anyhow.
"The common name for it," said the
physician. 'is break bone fever. One
who has it feels like every bone In
his body is breaking. 1t is confined
principally to the coast country and to
swamp lands and according to some
of the best authorities it is caused
by the bite of certain species OF
mosquito.
you might tell the folks up this
way" said the physician, "that they
need not be alarmed about it. While
occasionally a case develops IN a
lattitud, as high as York county, at
the same time such is very rarely the
case"
NeSQS Oh kIe SSdhSys
Man was talking of the needs Of the
country this morning. Said he:
.eWhat this country needs is not a
new birth of freedom, but the old-fash-
!oned 81 lower berth.
What this country needs isn't more
liberty; but less people who take lib
critics with our liberty.
What this country needs is not u
job for every man; but q real man for
every job.
What ais country needs isn't to
get more taxes from the people, but
for the people to get more from the
taxes.
What this country needs is not more
miles of territory; but more miles to
the gallon.
What this country needs is more
tractors and less detractors.
What this country needs isn't more
young men making speed, but more
young men planting spuds.
What this country needs is more
paint on the old place and less paint
on the young face.
What this country needs isn't q
lower rate of interest on money; but
higher interest in work.
What this country needs is to fol-
low the footsteps of the fathers in
stead of the footsteps of the dancing
master"
Cruelties.
The tender hearted Dolly Dream
Said, Have heart, l beg;
Oh, mother, do not whip that cream,
And please don't beat that egg. q:
Cincinnati EnqL.fer.
The gentle little Maggie
Cried, II shall have a shock
If you perform that cruel deed
And go and scald that crock.
Fort Wayne Press.
"Oh, mother DEAR withhold your
hand"
Cried gentle Sarah Glugg;
1.-The sight is more than 1 can stand,
Pray do not beat that rug!"
Akron Times.
Come down from off that turning
bar"
Called little Johnnie Spratt;
"My tender conscience it will mar
To see you skin the cat!"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
From up there on the wooden stage
The speaker l would pull
Because it puts me in a rage
To see him "shoot the bull"
Youngstown Telegram.
Desist, please, gentle maiden,
And cast your looks toward the sky;
For it fills me full of sadness
To see the way you bat an eye.
Charleston News and Courier.
Be kind, oh cookie,
Have mercy on the troop.
Give it to us with filler,
oh, pray don't strain the soup.
Snake Stories.