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Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

V/Nk NIAI' A.
Making a bootlegger drink what he
sells would be capital punishment.
The only two who can live as
cheaply as one as flea and dog.
That great silence you hear is
the people discussing the Arbuckle
trial.
Married men are said to work hard
err; single ones say thaey have to.
Maybe Jack Dempsey would con-
sent to fight the winner in this
Chile-Peru fight.
With movies two hours long we
know what home is without mother.
The price of window glass has
dropped, but not without crash.
st. Louis woman turned the tables
on her husband; one corner of the
table put out his eye.
About 90 per cent OF the people
kicking about dancing cannot dance.
Now they are asking, ''Who won
the conference?" Let's hope II re-
suited in a friendly tie.
A Chicago banker who intended
putting il back I'm time has been
given Is years time.
An easy way to make friend Is
to tell someone he works too hard.
Two nice things about radio SER
mons are: No collections and no get
ting sleepy you can turn the switch.
Lots OF so-called will power is
won't power.
The big Montana lake that will be
drv in 1000 years must be racing
| the rest of the country.
Health hint: When you lose your
health it's hard to find.
Valentine day will give us chance
to say something TO the landlord VIM
out getting caught.
Lets go TO bed' is fathers after
dinner speech.
]
| IL they could rob a house without get
! ting caught found they couldn't.
| Paris saws spring nighties Will be
| short. Maybe that's so they VIII
match Pullman bnaklets.
Five paydays hath September, Aprh
| July and December.
/ KNrsfNV4
Headline Next week some skin salVe
salesman will claim he cured It.
one-third OF what most of us know
is untrue.
since there Is no IN" in the Rus
sian language, how do they say what
kind of a winter this is?
The new income tax blanks are
shorter. So are the people.
Three New Workers who believed
what a bootlegger told them were
buried the other day.
'T can beat my own wife" crates
a prominent divorce defendant; but
he fails to say at what.
Bet Henry Ford could even make
farming pay.
Eggs are stiII a long way from
being too cheap for one to be caugnt
eating them.
The 1922 model cars need some
1922 model roads.
pretty girl of II never falls IN
love with a kindly old bachelor OF
70 who isn't rich.
Mind readers must know some
awful things.
The oily bird catches the sucker,
How can YOU drink whisky straight
straight when II is all crooked.
you can't keep on the safe side
Of mule.
"Petticoat coming back" says an
optimistic pessimist. If 1t does, about
two feet OF il will show.
Irish Free state" IN Gaelic is
RiaItas. .Sealabeach No Heireann. Ne
wonder it took 700 years to get It,
Most useless thing on earth u an
airplane.
Opera singer says no woman is
worth loving until she is 80. NOW
we know one opera singers age.
We pay too much attention 70
these who went away from war ana
too little to those who went to war
The latest thing is wireless type
writer. Some day we may have
wireless political jobs.
Drys are putting stars in their
windows: but three stars in row
don't mean what they once meant.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

have chosen Tor The evening Is:
Rend your heart and not your gar
ments'."
The editor OF thriller" magazine
ordered a story of a certain length
and discovered that the author had
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

Maybe Jack Dempsey would con-
sent to fight the winner in this
Chile-Peru fight.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

Married men are said to work hard
er: single ones say thaey have to.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

With movies two hours long we
know what home is without mother.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

The price of window glass has
dropped, but not without crash.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

While, after one look at the dog.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12
Of bis pOcket. and. flnally. bis lIte.7

An Englishman arrived i'm the wild
lands where the real cowboys come
from. He had been told 10 ask for
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

st. Louis woman turned the tables
on her husband; one corner of the
table put out his eye.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

That great silence you hear is
the people discussing the Arbuckle
trial
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

About 90 per cent OF the people
kicking about dancing cannot dance.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

The only two who can live as
,heaply as one as a flea and dog.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

Making a bootlegger drink what he
sells would be capital punishment.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-12

Now they are asking, "Who won
the conference?'' Let's hope 1t re-
suited in a friendly tie.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07

Parents and pastors often thunder
against unwholesoIlc movies and
dangerous dances. But young folks
will dance and young folks will go
to the movies The thing to do-4is
to give the young folks dances of the
right sort and under the right, aus
pieces. Also. as regards the movies
or anything of a similar character,
what we should do is be on the look
out for shows of the right kind and
suggest them to those who make them
their entertainment" H.. -.
Father Scott urges parents to en-
ter into the social life of the young
people, to encourage DANCES and other
social gatherings where Catholic
young men and girls may meet in
proper environments. He points out
that the lack of opportunities for
young people to become acquainted
with one another often leads to mixed
marriages and broken lives. There
are altogether too few occasions fol
bringing together our young folks
Parents, he says, should get together
in groups and encourage home dances
good entertainments and shows, and
sociability generally.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
YOUR LIFE IN BED.

How old are you? Divide it by 3
and YOU have the number of years Won
have spent in bed, says :yCapper's
Weekly. A 6O-year-old person, becom-
ing philosophical, can look back and
say: Twenty years of my life have
BEEN devoted, to- sleep Isn't shat. a
shame? Life is too short Sleep is
not 4 waste OF time: Sleep is. ma
|ture's way of preventing us from kill
ing yourselves by exhaustion: 1t is the
Esystem of relaxing our muscles SO the
body can rid itself of poisons that
have accumulated during wide-awake
hours. If you waken tagged out in
the morning, something is wrong with
your way Of sleeping. Either. that, or
you are following the perilous road of
not. enough sleep. Your efficiency win
be doubled if you get sufficient sleep
in comfortable bed with plenty Of
fresh air. It's. like recharging bat
teries and allowing an over-heated en-
CINE to cool.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
COURAGE.

When you are lonesome and blue and
Sad-like
And things seem to go all awry,
Don't loosen your hold on your cour-
age
Don't give up the battle and cry.
But buckle your armour about you :.
And look for the bright things in life,
They will creep from the shadows
around you,
To tighten your sorrow and strife.
Each one has his sunshine, and sad.
ness, <''
Each has his smiles and his tears,
We all have our sorrow, and gladness
To darken and brighten the years.
From the depths of each woe, scale
the Mount
OF Faith, and of Hope, and of Love
And your sorrow will change into glad
ness
And be waited as incense above.
Yes--your sorrow will change into
gladness
Clark night will be turned into day, ,
So buckle your armour around YOU. j
Around you forever and aye. : r. :.
:
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
PROGRESS AND SPEED.

We heard 4 priest give a sermon on
human happiness several years ago
and he summed all our modern inven
lions and progress in one word
speed, says an exchange. A letter
written for a large metropolitan daily
attracted our attention last Sunday.
The man wrote cieverly-he dissect-
ed modern life carefully and correct
ly, but plainly he is an agnostic. He
did not know where the remedy could
be found. Here are the closing para
graphs OF his letter:
What manner of progress we really
have attained may be ascertained by
a glance at the headlines of any news
paper. There may be found a story as
old as the world And it is "a most
significant fact that the very people
who have attained the goal set before
every American youth-pecuniary sue
cesS-are the most notorious offenders
against decency. If there is such a
thing as happiness, it is certainly en-
loved by the man whose wants are
few, whose tastes are simple and
whose body and mind are free from
The serfdom of commerce and devoted
to the service of the things that count.
Such a man knows that nature Is
never in hurry, that man was not
meant for Il life Of tension and that
there are vastly more important mat
lers Tor reflection besides money. Such
4 man has discovered how to live.
He is happy. He is the true progress
sive And yet how many New York
erS, for instance. can be said to be
happy? How many are even now sue
bcumbing TO the strain and going in
sane? How many are at this moment
contemplating suicide? Cases of i'll
sanity. and suicide, too. increase each
year over the year preceding.
Are these symptoms of happiness
NJ well-being, of progress? The truth
isa of course. that we are headed the
wrong way in the pursuit of this elu
! Sive article. Instead of spanning the
Atlantic with electricity. instead OF
hurrying hither and thither by train
BY boat. by aeroplane and what not
instead OF telesraphing and telephon
ING and wigwagging to this country
and that in an ecstacy Of cupidity, in
stead of a mad helteT-skelter aftel
! things that do not matter-instead, IL
! short. of trying to bring down prog
rcss with an adding machine--let II:
sit for space and think it over
What is it all about? Why are WI
here? Where are we going-if any
where? What is the best thing TO
us to do? Come. let us reason to
eether. Observation leads me to sus
pcct that if man-average man
changes at all, the change is for thu
worse Is this progress, | wonder?
The little child in the parOchial schoo
could show this man the first chap
ters of our catechism and successful.
solve the riddle.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE.

There is scarcely any matter touch
ing the lives of young men-and
young women, too--in which they
stand in greater need of wise direc-
ton, than in this matter of marriage,
and there is no subject on which they
seek and receive less .
Chapters could be written on the
defects of the modern custom of love
and courtship, as we know it here in
this country, more particularly Other
chapters, not to say volumes, could
be indited concerning the absolute
neglect of duty on the part of Chris
tian parents in connection with the
same subject. We are all quite IA
miliar with the monstrous fallacy
that finds popular acceptance, that
boys and girls and young men and
young women are able to take care
of themselves in this, as in all the
duties of life; that they need ,f1o..ad-
vice and will have none, with. regard
to what touches their love and mat.
rimonial predictions. ~,
The divorce court records and dis
contented, unhappy homes furnish a
fearful sequel to this prevalent per
versity. No young man can afford to
be guided solely by his fancies or
passions in the contemplation OF a
step that involves the lives and hap
piness and destiny of others no less
than his own. He needs the best, the
most solicitous, the most prudent
counsel that can be had ,...
The advice of a good father will
sometimes save a young man from a
blunder that will otherwise @be irrep-
arabic and it will often give him
new ideas of the sanctity of the mar
ried state. -.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
GREAT. FOR CHILDREN.

. In an endeavof1 to gain, new sup
porters for Goddess educatior,. the
Socialists recently conducted RED
School Week in Neu-Koelln, Berlin,
and featured the undertaking, by meet
ings, addresses and a parade Of some
1900 little children. This manifesto
ton against the Christian schools was
in keeping with that made by the
Socialists of Austria. H. @s...T
Addressing the, assembly of Chris,
tiant parents ndachifdren, DR.. 4Loewe1-
stein, a Socialist member Of the ,Mu.
nicipal Council of Berlin, declared that
''the fight for the. secular school is "a
political fight" and; that h"God is moth
ing but the product. Of social develop
ment;. nothing more than a capitalist
world continued into infinity." .;;-@
"The secular school, that is, the
school: without religion or religious
teaching is proclaimed the most i'm
portant objective Of the present bat
tle," DR.. Ioewenstein said: r. "
After the procession there was a
big gathering which was addressed by
a woman Religious instruction must
be banished from the schools said
this woman. :, The children should
enlighten and educate their parents
Parents who object to this shouldsbe
compelled by their children to- with
draw. the latter from. religious teach
! ing. Should. the. parents refuse con
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
HI I'll . =
'~ EXPLOSIONS.

Volcanic explosions are commonly
regarded as the release of stores of
energy kept confined by external pres
sure, and boiler explosions and geyser
eruptions are typical of this class of
outbreaks. An expert of the United
States geophysical laboratory finds
that another class of explosions, that
of explosive mixtures like gunpowder,
are" not likely to occur in volcanoes.
But a third class. that of explosive
compounds brought into contact with
oxygen or water is more probably
the usual source of volcanic explo-
sions, and is illustrated by aluminium
sesquioxide-finely divided-brousht
into such relation with water in the
electric furnace that mechanical deto-
nation causes violent explosion. The
dust of Mont Pelee may have been
analogous to the aluminium sesqui-
oxide.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
A YOUNG HERO OF OUR NAVY.

That Alexander did accomplish
something, as he had hoped he might,
seems to be shown by the fact that,
having returned to the United States
late in 1917. he was made lieutenant
on April 1, 1s1S,' says George W.
Bryan in an article on Alexander
Perry-Rea1 Seascout" Subsequent
to this, we find him in France, living
quietly in a French household at Pas
sy and gaining an intimate colloquial
knowledge of the French Language.
After this, he returned to active serv-
ice. Commodore Mackenzie, U. S. N,
who knew him, tells us that about this
time he fought duel with a midship-
man. Duelling had not been set down
for the silly, brutal thing it is; it was
Ia tradition Of the old navy. In 1920,
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
AS THE BRtToN. PUT 1T.

Englishman aid American sitting in
a room with four visible doors in it,
The American got weary of doing
nothing, so he said to Bob: "I'll bet
you S. there are five doors in this
ROOM ~ '.s, :-.' .....-
The Englishman replied: whats
the matter with you? You can see
blamed well there are only four" -,
American-"I am game. Put I'D your
money, and let's be doing something,
ANYWAY" 49, =
The bet was made. - -, -,
The American commenced to count.
Zone door, :: two doors, three doors,
-four doors, cuspidor;, five" - ~. :.
+ observation-disclosures. Bally good.
Wait till get back to the old country;
and FL pull that one, sure ,9
When. The Englishilran got back to
his Glib, lie found u room with four
doors, and he pulled the joke. He com
menced to count: Zone door, two
doors, three doors, four doors, spit
toon," and does not know yet where
his foot slipped.
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THE FOOLISH ROSE.

There was a rose that lone and lonely
grew; fs
She loved a breeze that sometimes
f. round her blew;
She waited for the balmy breezess
breath - =. --- T. {
70 bring her cheer, and keep; her
from grim death.
Her petals oped; the rose she'd one
by one .l*, r.
For her loved breeze, and then, when
these were gone,
Her fragrant heart went too, beyond
recall,
No more she owned; the rose had
given all.
The breeze took each love-freighted
petal; then, ="
from sheer contempt, he flung them
back again!
U foolish rose, to think the breeze
would care
100 faithful rose, the breeze still
blows-elsewhere! !,
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REACHED FOR HIP POCKETS.

Making of moving pictures Is rather
novelty in Arizona. and Bisbee resi-
dents have difficulty in getting used to
seeing gaudily dressed western bad
men" rushing around with artillery
strapped on their belts.
Some Of the real old-tilne western
b ers are apt to jump to the wrong con
clusion when a movie westerner' goes
on the warpath. For this reason, a
moving picture company, planning to
stage a holdup scene at the depot at
Osborn, eight miles south of here, had
, the train crew warn passengers no
. less than ten times before reaching
the station that a movie train rob
. berry would be staged. In spite of
this, several o1d-timers on the train
reached for their hips when the ban
tits appeared and had to be con
WINGED by fellow passengers that the
ho1dup was not the real thing.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
ORDERS IN FRANCE.

The Question ti i, Of e the religious con.
gregatioqnls- is, again. to the fore in
France. "A significant. speech in which
he 1idffSlared that the government
sf fSIll!di warn religious congregations
THAI lis. moi, yet permissible for them
to open schools, recently was made by
NJ, Jonnart. French Ambassador to. the
Holy See. mi,
/ IT will be. remembered that in 1901
the Wa1deek- Rousseau government
Voted a, law which made the existence
of religious orders dependent on the
granting of authorizations by the
Chambers for each separate order
When Combes came into power and
was entrusted with the application OF
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1922-01-07
EGYPTIAN DWELLINGS LASTING

Il The climate of Egypt; with its blind
ing sand storms and rising watefs Of
the Nile, demanded dwellings of great
stability. ...... -. ....<.-. -
Archaeolosists report that .oftimes
houses are found SO deeply imbedded
in solid rock that even huge iron der
.rricks remove them with difficulty
EEgypts whole private and public his
tory seems woven about this: innate
sense of strength. She seemed to
glory in the might OF wise building
|of homes and fortresses. -:
The furnishings Of the homes. on
the other hand, exhibit a. crude but
true sense of beauty and harmony
Homes Of, roughs bare stones were
found to be as full of delicate color
and rich adornments as those of any
other ancient people.
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HOW SHE'LL SPEND $1,000.


Il A Homer, Neb., telephone operator,
awarded. a medal and $1,000. by the
company for saving the lives. of hun
dreds of persons from death in flood
at the risk of her own life, has been
asked what she will do with the
money. -. First she says, 4 am go
ing to pay what | owe. | would have
! been out; of debt, but the food took
all had and l just can't let my. boys
Quit: school and go to work. Next.
am going to buy few little things
have wanted all my life being a
Woman, \ have always longed for a
silver set. Then l am going to buy
stock intthe Telephone Company and
put what is left in the bank for a
nest. egg Having reared five sons
two of whom served overseas in the
war. this Nebraska woman knows the
value of money. 49, ....~. ~.
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this law he Hcaused the rejection of
every. request for authorization.
At the time Of mobilization in 1914,
by virtue Of a government circular
suspending the application of the laws
against congregations, numerous re-
lieious who had left France returned
to serve her either in the arnystpr in
the. sanitary units. Since, the end of
the war no measure has been taken
to suspend the circular: .~.@. {.i.i1::::,.'ss e..
|. Congregations Opening Houses.
Inspired by this fact and by4state-
ments of responsible government Off
Gals, including that of President Mil
lerand, who; when a candidate for
election at Paris, in 1919, asked wheth-
er or not anyone woulds5da to send
back across the frontier, the members
of congregations who fastened to de-
fend the country in time Of danger,
the members of religious orders have
begun to reopen institutions. This
has brought sewer IA tfiA hfitelericals to
the front with the cry that the laws
of the Republics" are being Violated.
| is,FG
In his speech M. j onnart alluded to
the anxiety felt" by the republicans
who are attached to the strict :observ-
ance of the law, declaring further that
it had become necessary to- regulate
the situation. The congregations he
said, must he informed of the rights
and duties ofSthets government The
law remains on the statute books and
should therefore be enforced. Hence
the government should warn the teach.
ing congrega tons that it was not yet
permissible for them to reopen
schools. - ..'..
LAS regards charitable, missionary
and Nursing orders, that they may
present requests for authorization, the
government. viii Investigate these re.
quests and present them to the parlia
ment recommending in particular to
the favorable examination of the
Chambers the:n4equests Of the orders
from which missionaries, are drawn