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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
AND A PAIR OF sox

There is a growing conviction
that the Fordney-Mc Cumber tar
if law must have been framed
upon the theory that everybody
is rich. The previous tariff act,
which was in operation over
eight years, levied a tariff of
300 upon cheap cotton hose.
Under that law the importations
we're practically nil and the man.
u~factures enjoyed a monopoly
of the American market.
For many years the United
States has led the world in the
manufacture Of hosiery and knit
goods, due in part to the fac
that we produce the raw materi
al, while our foreign competi
tors buy it of us and pay tn,
cost of transportation to theil
own mills. In 1920 we sold il
foreign markets $61,S7S,4 4I
worth Of hosiery and knit g6ods
or 1S times more than we i'm
ported. The importations werI
mostly novelties, such as Eng
lish Gold" hose and "Frencl
Lace Fronts" The Fordney
McCumber tariff taxes averag.
$50, which is about twice tn.
old rate and four times the to
tai wage cost Of manufacture il
this country. In manufacturini
these cheap cotton socks an a
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Notice.

Through the courtesy of Gratz
Bros. the American Legion Aux
iliary now has on display and
are offering for sale some very
beautiful hand bags, coin purs-
es and card cases. These are
hand made by a disabled ex-
service boy who is supporting
himself by the sale Of these ar
ticles, and the Auxiliary respect
fully solicits your inspection and
patronage.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Periodic Bilious Attacks.

Persons SUBJECT TO periodic bill
ious attacks will observe that
their appetite fails them just be-
fore an attack. That is, they do
not really crave food but eat be-
cause it is meal time. If they
will eat only a light meal and
no meat, then take two Of Cham
berIain's Tablets the attack may
be avoided. Adv
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

~SPECIAL-Fresh -Haddock,
two pounds for 25c; Cat Fish,
Halibut, Red Snapper, Black
Bass, Smoked White Fish. Span
ish Mackrel, Smoked Salmon
and Fresh Oysters, and Import
ed Cheese of all kinds.
italian French Coop. Store
Phone 6-6-6
VIM. S. Herd, Mgr.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
"a @ RlA

Mrs. J. w. Shouse suffered a
slight stroke Of paralysis Tues
day morning while engaged in
her household duties.
A marriage license has been
issued to the following
Albert 4. Farley Warrensburg
Dora " Tyler Aullville
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
HARDING' s BOOMRANG.

OOElIletlJluB OH IISSiuclib
Harding's defense of the Do
Nothing congress, Chairman
Hull of the Democratic national
committee hits the nail on the
head when he says:
'In what way can Republicans
who criticised President Wilson
for asking that his administra-
ton be sustained in a great war
crisis, justify the plea of Pres
ident Harding in asking Ameri-
can voters to give their appro-
val to a Republican congress
which has imposed upon the peo-
pie the worst tariff bill and the
worst tax bill in the history of
the country, that has broken
practically all of its campaign
promises, that has done nothing
to relieve postwar distress, and
that will be remembered chiefly
for having seated Truman H.
Newberry in a purchased SEN
late seat2n
The sixty-seventh congress is
stigmatized by the action Of the
majority Of the senate in keep
ing Newberry in his 100000
seat while at the same time de-
claring the manner Of his cleo
tion a menace to the Republic.
It's outstanding work, the tariff
bonus for profteers, represents
a fragrant defiance of public O.
pinion, as expressed by Repub-
licans as well as Democrats. SO
also the failure to tighten the
tax burden as expected.
No wonder the president does
not attempt to go into details in
commenting on the record of the
two latest congresses. But he
flies in the face of common
sense even by the use of gen.
eralities when he says: with
out attempting to suggest as e.
Enumeration of the accomplish
ments for which the country is
indebted to the sixty-seventh
congress, and its immediate
predecessor, it is BETTING to APP
praise the general results, which
have been so helpful to Ameri-
can welfare that they win not
fail to appeal to the approval Of
the American people"
But who else sees anything in
the record of these two congress.
es that is 80 helpful to Ameri,
can welfare? ~ Was it helpful
to direct an attack of prejudice
and small politics against the
League of Nations? Was it help
full to American welfare to keeE
Newberry in his purchased sea
in the senate? Was it helpful
Ito American welfare to throw
t~ariff-making back upon log
rolling methods and produce
measure that plays right int
the hands of profteers?
Against the words of Presi
dent Harding there come u.
those of Secretary of Wa
Weeks:
"The legislative branch of GU
national government probabl
. never has been at a lower ED
. than it is today"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
For The Children.

Too much care cannot be OK
ercised in selecting a cough med
icine for children. 1t should be
pleasant to take, contain no
harmful drug and most effectual
in curing their coughs and colds
Long experience has shown tina
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
meets these conditions. 1t is a
favorite with many mothers.
Adv.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

Jay Harding, Arthur Foster
and Joe Navel drove to Kansas
City Sunday to watch Babe
Ruth in action.
Mrs. Jerry Shinn and daugh-
ter Miss Maude, went to Kan
sas City Monday morning for a
brief visit.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Dollars int Cents.

Counting it only in dollars and
cents, how much did that last
cold cost your A man may not
always stop work when he has
a cold, but perhaps it would be
better if he did. 1t takes about
ten days to get completely rid
of a cold under the usual treat
ment. That time can be much
shortened by taking Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and prop
er care of yourself, in fact, a
bottle of this remedy in the
house is a mighty good invest
ment during the winter and
spring months. Adv.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
McCALL1S
Country Club Party October 81.

Country Club Party October 81.
The country club party will
not be held Tomorrow night,
but will be held on Tuesday
night, October 3lst, the night
when spooks walk.
THE Committee.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

Mrs. Mary Navel went to Kan
sas City Sunday for a few days
visit with relatives.
Mrs. Kate Golden of Kansas
City, is visiting here with reIa-
tives.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
INCREASING THEM ON THE FARMER

to Henry Mollenkamp w.
D. $1,000 lot 10 Blk IL South
side Add Higginsville.
B, F. Schultze and wife to e,
B. e. G. H. Gladish w D $3.50
NIs lot 8 Blk G Higginsville.
Fannie Thomas to Jas A. Cos
let w D $3.50 lot IL, E1S lot 10,
pit lots /, 2 and 8 Blk 10 Waiver
ly.
Chas. Brockhoff and wife to
Hubert Grannamann w D $40C
lots q, %, 90 and "a Blk f
TEorstman's 4th Add Alma.
Bessie E. Kerschner to Lilly f.
Tice w D $500 SW SW 14-51,
%.
Geo. Atwood and wife to San
Radd w D $1,000 lot 6 Blk 81
LIST id Lexington.
James R. Moorehead, Jr., Wen.
to Kansas City Monday even
ing being called there by the Sc
rious illness of his father,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Be a B. B. b.

You win have an opportunity
on Saturday to join the new So
of B. B. BIS. Watch this
paper for further announce
ments. You will want to be a
B. B. B. when you know about
it.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Sand For Sale.

! will deliver sand anywhere
in town for $3.50 per yard Call
SFl5. 10-11-6w.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
FRIDAY

Cat Fish, Fresh Red Salmon,
Legs and Fresh Oysters.
Johnson & Kinderknecht.
Reliable Meat Market
Phone S6
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
NOT THE ONLY ONE
There Are Other Lexington PeO-
pie Similarly Situated.

RAN 0AAAAAAuAAy 0AtAatNus
Nathan Talbot, 1910 Rail
road ST., Lexington, says: my
kidneys were in very bad condi-
ton. Many days after doing
hard work my back would ache
so | could hardly walk. If l
stopped over, sharp pains would
shoot up and down my back. l
felt weak and lame and often
had dull pains in my head when
everything would seem to be
jumping up and down before
me. Ny kidneys acted irregular
ly and the s~ecretions were pain
full in passage and contained
sediment. | heard of Doan's
Kidney Pills and got a few box
es at Marshall's Drug Store.
They entirely cured me of all
the trouble. Doan's is certainly
a fine remedy
60c, at all dealers. Foster-Mil
burn Co., Mfgrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27
Chronic Constipation.

There are people who never
have a movement of the bowels
without it is produced by a ca
tharic. Most of them have
brought that condition on them
selves by the use of mineral
waters and strong cathartics
that take too much water out Of
the system and aggravate the
disease they are meant to re-
lieve. A mild laxative tonic like
Chamberlain Tablets affords a
gentle movement of the bowels
that you hardly realize has been
produced by a medicine, and
their use is not so likely to be
followed by constipation. Adv.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

Mrs. Thompson Penn left Sat-
urday for St. Louis. where
she will spend the winter with
her daughter, Mrs, R. O. Grams
ton.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

Miss Carrie Meade went to
Higginsville Saturday evening
for a few days visit with rela-
tives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Claud Price Of
Kansas City, spent Sunday here
with relatives.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1922-10-27

IF YOU DON'T MAKE MIS-
TAKES, you will be happy and
you will make no mistake If you
buy your piano, player or pho
nOgraph at
INGALLS,
Down on Franklin"
Phone 2O3.
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H. 1T
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
SCOTNEY RECITAL
PLEASED AUDIENCE

voice of rare beauty, coupled with
"a lovely personal appearance ana
great charm of manner, marked the
recital by Evelyn Scotney, famous
Australian soprano, last evening AT
the Methodist church.
Miss Scotney proved herself skill
ed vocalist. Her voice possesses a
flute-like quality comparable to CALI
Curci, and her notes show great fl
deity to tone. Her diction is excel
lent and she sings with expression
Her first number. 80 Mic Bambino
Caro-" she sang with tenderness and
understanding. "Tarantella Napol-
tana" and "Polonaise" each were viviG
with Miss Scotney's charming inter
probation.
Six English numbers on the pro-
gfram proved Miss Scotney's versatil-
ity. She sang easily the dramatic
Trees" a musical version of Joyce
Kimer's popular poem. "I Passed BY
Your Window was a most pleasing
number with its soft melody and
Fairy Tales was given with whim-
sical sweetness. The fullness of her
tones was apparent in THE Winds In
the South Today" while scotch Pas
torale" afforded her an opportunity
+ for Interpretation of moods. THE
/ Night Wind" as sung by Miss Scotney,
possessed an eerie and compelling
quality. She responded most gracious
\ ly with encores.
|, Maximillian Rose, violinist, is a
master Of technique and played with
skill a1d perfection. His numbers
We're Concerto in D. Minor" Le
Coucou." ave Maria" introduction
and Tarantelle," The Lark and
Hungario Air"
Elvin Schmitt. youthful pianist, was
most able accompanist. 4 solo
Hungarian Rhapsody No. IA" he
| played with wonderful touch and
marked facility.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
INDIAN FEID RENEMED

BELLINGHAM, Wash, Nov. l.
a.. PD-Suffering from shotgun
wounds. John Brown. Indian wife
and fifteen year old daughter are in
a local hospital, and Andrew Ballew.
eighteen, Indian youth. Jailed facing
q charge uf attempted murder as the
result of a renewal Of the Indian feud
on the reservation. The shots were
fired through 4 window at the brown
family.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Andy B. Johnson to Maurice w.
Dallin, 81. NE. IA SW. Ia Sec. "a.
Tp. 6, ~ r. 49,
Louise X. Heyden to B, f. Marlin
lots 10, II, ~, 13 and IA, blk. 14l
and lot s. blk. 142, Res. Add. Pen
dleton.
f. d. Watts to Persephone r.
Watts, 81, S. 1-2 lots and and
East Is it. of S. IL lot 4, blk, 3.
Richards Add, Athena
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
G. g. G. mnkes yen feel
S$o 49, Ss like yourself again

SW, IA SW IA Sec. 25, Tp 6, n.
! r., "a.
/ c. S. Murray to Elanor Morris,
$40, mete and bound tract in SW IA
Sec. l, TIP. 5, n. Il. So.
Lulu II. Rae to Mary c. Alossie
$2S00, lot 3, blk. %, Arnold & Ra-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
REALTY TRANSFERS

D. II. Starkweather to Furnish In
vestment CO.; ST, e. 1-2 NE. IA NV
| 4 NE. IA and y. l. NV. IA NE.
/ A Sec 8, TIP. A. n. r. 30.
Frank and Dean Harrington to
James H Sans, $21,150, NV, IA
NV. Ia Sec. sc, N. IL SW. Ia
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Miss Evelyn Scotney, who sang in
concert in Pendleton last night, is an
enthusiastic sportswoman. Il love
tennis. swimming and sailing and like
the game of baseball, she said.
There is in me little of what one eX-
poets of the temperament of the aver
age operate artist like to mix with
the people of the world in general, and
not merely with fellow artists Miss
scotney's visit here is part of her
Western concert tour.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

The University of Oregon has great
hopes for its million dollar gift cam
paign, according to f. l.. Stetson, pro-
fessor of education at University of
Oregon. Mr.. Stctson, who is here for
the teachers institute finds among
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Among visitors at the Teachers IN
stitute is Frank Shepherd. director OF
vocational rehabilitation. Of the State
Industrial Accident commission. He
is here to give talks at the institute
His work concerns eX-seryice men who
We're injured during the war.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Harry Meyer. formerly with Stude-
baker Brothers, is now in the broker
age business He is Il visitor here to-
day Friends of Mr.. Meyer will be
glad to know that he has recovered
after a recent operation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
Thin? Rundown?
Sure Way 10
GET Right Weight
Increase Your Red-Blood. Cells. That's
the Sure Way! S. S. S. Builds Blood
Cells; This Means Strength

Do yot know why insurance compa-
nies refuse to insure q great many men
because they are under weight? Simply
because to be under weight often proves
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01
Pe0bleHerg and There

the members of the high school fac
ulty some of his former students at
the University. Among them are Miss
Laura Jerard and Miss Eva Hansen.
C. w. Paulus was here today from
his home at Pilot Rock.
Roy V. White and P. F. German,
Heppner residents, are here today.
Russell Wilber is a live stock man
near Duncan. He visited Pendleton
today on business.
G. NJ. Rice, president of the First
National Bank, returned this morning
! Portland.
e. Z. Leslie, athletic coach of Mil
! ton high school, who is here for teach
crs' institute, was during college days
at the University of Oregon, star
member of the football team. He was
| known to the fans as spike Leslie.
One of Heppnor's most prominent
lawyers is Sam Van Vactor, who has
| been here for supreme court In
years gone by Mr., Van Nactor was dis
trict attorney of Umatilla and Nor
row counties. He returned to Morrow
county this morning.
Mrs Edith G. Van Deusen, home
demonstration agent, left today for
falo Alto, california, where she will
visit her son, Ted Van Deusen. she
will go from there to Columbia, Mis-
souri,. to become Il member of the eX-
tension department of the University
of Missouri.
r. r. Butler, lawyer of The Dalles.
returned there today after arguing
the case of the Okanogan State Bank
of Riverside, Wash, tbefore the su-
preme court. The bank is appellant
In the case and NJ. Belle Thompson, ct
al are respondents. Mr.. Butler was
formerly circuit judge of Gillian and
Wheeler counties and at that time was
the yohnsest circuit judge in the
United States.
Last night was Halloween, and as
a result of some pranks that were
played, Dale MERCER is without two
good suits of clothes and a new over
coat. He suspects a pair that go by
the name of Dutch and Pete" he
states Pete is a baseball player of
some note in this district The case
has been turned over to the authori-
ties, or at least, if it hasn't, it is likely
TO be, according to Dale.
A. l.. Swaggart, Athena farmer who
is spending the winter in Portland,
was a Pendleton visitor today His
son, Wayne Swaggart, last year was
winner of the boys pig feeding con-
test with some pure bred Poland Chi
mas He is entered again this year
and will show at the Pacific Livestock
Exposition. His pigs are in better
condition this year than they were last
year this time, according to Mr.. S~ag-
gart.
Twenty years of education work in
oregon is the record of j. s. I.anders,
president of the Oregon State Normal
who is here for teachers institute. He
was for nine years city school super
lntendent in Pendleton and has many
friends here. He spent II years in
the same capacity in The Dalles, and
later was at the University of Colora-
do and University of Mexico. He re-
turned from there to Oregon to take
his present position. Mr. Landers
states that the Normal school has
doubled its attendance in the past two
years This years enrolment is 536,
or so per cent more than last year,
while the 1921 enrolment was so per
cent more than that of 1920.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

low fighting power il the body. 1t often
means you are minus nerve-power, minus
redcells in your blood, minus health.
minus energy, minus vitality. 1t is se-
rious to be minus. but the moment you
increase the number of your red blood
cells, you begin to become plus. That's
why $. $. S., since 1926, has meant to
thousands of underweight men and women,
I, plus in their strength. Hollow cheeks
IN out. You stop being Il calamity locker,
You inspire confidence. Your body fills
TO the point Of power, your flesh becomes
1irmer, the age lines that come from thin
ness disappear. You look younger. firmer,
happier and YOU feel it. too, all over your
body. More -blood-cells. s. s. s. will
buiid them. Ladies and gentlemen, a
peaky, hony face doesn't make You look
very important or pretty, does if? Takn
y ): 5. It contains only pure vegetable
medicinal ingredients. s. S. s. is sGld at
an an drug stores In two sizes. The larger
size bottle is the more economical.
6 & 6 i,e iMakes ysp feel
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Kim and Jim Morton left for Ed
wall, Wash, this morning where they
were called to the bedside of their
sister Mrs. Robert Nairn who is critic
ally ILL.,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

William Clarence Weir, president of
Pacific University, is in his first year
in that capacity at the college. He
was formerly member OF the faculty
of Washington State Normal Mr.,
Weir addressed the teachers at insti-
tute this morulng and this afternoon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

J.. FLYNN. of Walla Walla, is here
today. Mr.. Flynn represents the
Blake -McFall Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Among women who have attained
honors in the teaching of science,
once considered a field for which only
men were eligible. is DR.. Ada Hall,
professor of science at Whitman col
lege. She will give an address on
Friday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

John S. Hodgen, prosecuting attor-
ney, of Union county, is here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Sid Williams, former twirler for the
Pendletonian Buckaroos, now with the
Union Oil Co. at Portland, is here for
a vacation of two weeks. He is Il
guest of relatives and friends.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

IT. c. Seymore, state club leader, is
here for institute The work of boys
and girls clubs in this state is closely
identified with school work and he
will address the teachers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-11-01

Mrs. Edith G. Van Deusen, home
demonstration agent, left today for
Falo Alto, California, where she will
visit her son, Ted Van Deusen. She
will go from there to Columbia, Mis-
souri, to become a member of the ey-
tension department of the University
of Missouri.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20

Mr. and Mrs. Smite had had a quar-
rel. 1t ended in tho usual way--fem-
inine-and with the following FEM
mime words:
Alas, the days of chlvalry are over"
"Chivalry be bowed" retorted the
angry husband.
Yes" continued Mrs Smite. pre-
tending that she had not heard his in
terruptlon, "in the old days Sir
Walter Raleigh laid his cloak on
the ground for Queen Elizabeth to walk
over, but you-you--you get angry
simply because dear mother sat on
your hiatt"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
M CARL ed
BY Carl Ed

Doctor-Iye left you some pills to
take after meals,
Patient-I suppose you couldn't
leave me the meals to take before the
pills, doctor?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
Same Old Round.

A man who was beginning to gel
very interested in golf was taken by a
friend to some famous links. A re-
nowned caddle. known TO most of the
best golfers, was allotted to him, my
boy he said TO the caddie. Il expect
some good tips from you while I'm
here-and don't forget it," Same tae
ye," answered the caddie.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
Department Store Special.

why, hello, Pat, hear you lost
Your job in Schmutz's store.'
"Oh, yes, got fred"
How did that happen?'
oh, was changing the signs on
he counters and | took one from a
ady's shrtwaist and put it on bath
ub. II read: How would you like to
zee your best girl in this for S2.75."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
Agreed for Once.

Mrs. Pester-In matters of impor-
lance the wisest men are the best men.
Her Husband--Sure! I've noticed it
at weddings the best man is the wisest
guy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
A Mere Nothing!

A Mere Nothing!
First Film Star--Got anything spe-
clal on today, Cyrus?
Second Dltto-Nope-only race
against death and a leap for life.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20

that, why not ask him for hundred? :?
Because | need hH support.
don't want to see him drop dead"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
Probably u Dry Discourse.

Professor Ito studenU You dis
turbed me yesterday by talking out
loud during my lecture.
Student Impossible, professor! I'm.
possible! | must have been talking in
my sleep, then.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
Where II Falls Down.

Prof.-Do you believe in more
elastic currency?
Sehol.--No it's elastic enough. Why
not make It more adhesive?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20
A Business Failure.

Alice Did Gladys make successful
stenographer?
Virginia-No, indeed. She has been
at it three years now and is still un-
married.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-20

if Wliely Caution.
why all that storming?"
II asked my husband for ten del.
lars"
We'll. II he must kick UP n fuss like