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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
COL. PoAeE HoNoRED.

Col NJ. Annie Poage, of Ashland, has
received notice of her appointment Of
press chairman for the Daughters Of
the American Revolution for the state
of Kentucky. Miss Poage has previous
to this served four years as press
chairman for Kentucky, and in 1919
was chairman of the press committee
for the Twenty Eighth Continental
Congress. Daughters of the American
Revolution, which was held in Wash
ington. 1t was about this time that
Miss Poage was made aid d-de-camp on
Governor James d. Blacks stan with
rank of colonel, and 1t is said that
Governor Black of Kentucky is The.
only governor in the United States to
thus honor a woman.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
New Christian Church
Opens Next Sunday

Services are TO be held next Sunday
for the first time in the handsome new
edifice erected by the congregation OF
the Christian church on Madison st,
in Louisa. Special music is being pre-
pared for the occasion. The pastor
Rev. Matherly, and a former pastor,
Rev. J. H.Stambaugh viii have charge
of the services. A large attendance is
expected.
The dedication will take place later
the date OF which viii be announced
as soon as determined.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
3. 3. CISCO MARRIEs.

Mrs. Goldie Smith Hatch, widow of
Mr.. Charles Hatch. was married We'd
nesday in Ashland, KY. at the Christ
ian church to Mr.. B. R. Cisco of that
city. She is the daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs John Smith of Huntington. The
groom is a young attorney and is as
sociated in business with his father
Judge Cisco OF Ashland. Mr.. and Mrs.
Cisco are now at home in their new
and handsomely furnished residence
in Ashland.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Judge j. d. Kirk
Dies Suddenly at Mez

The death of Judge j. D. Kirk oc-
Cured very unexpectedly on Monday
of this week at his home at Inez. He
had been busy at work in his garden
in the morning and ate hearty meal
about noon, Within half an hour af-
terwards he died. An attack of acute
indigestion is said to have caused his
death. He was 81 years of age and
had been prominent in the affairs of
Martin county practically all his life.
He was clerk of the county for thirty
six successive years and was elected
county judge for two terms.
He was a relative of E. W. Kirk of
this place.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
HARMoN.lsAAc.

Mr.. Dewey Isaac and Miss Doshia
Harmon came down from Floyd coun-
ty and We're married last Friday at
the home of the officiating minister
Rev. II. B. Hewlett on Lock avenue.
The bride is the daughter of Rev.
Van d. Harmon, who has been locat-
ed in Floyd county the past few years
He has farm at Cadmus and form
erly lived there, The couple drove out
to the old home for a little visit be-
fore returning to Wheelwright to re-
side.
Miss Harmon has been employed in
the Wheelwright Bank and Mr.. Isaac
is a store manager at that place.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
AUTO KILLS SCHOOL MAN.

Point Pleasant, June 14.-T. W. Carr,
superintendent Of the public schools
of Meigs county, Ohio, went over an
embankment Saturday night in his
Ford machine, which resulted in his
death. 1t is said that he lost control
of the machine.
He was ~ years OF age and leaves
a wife, three sons and four daughters.
He had been a public school teacher
for probably 40 years or more, having
taught al different points in Meigs
county and for while was principal
of the high school at Gallipolis. At
the time Of his death he was county
superintendent.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Chinnville Track
Is Still UnsOId

No deal for race track site in
Chinnville has vet been purchased
The deal has been in the making for
a number of days but the actual clos
ing and signing papers has not been
done, says the Independent OF Sunday.
J. Q. Keene, Tom Cromwell and
Phil Chinn, all of Lexington, have
been interested for several weeks in
locating a race track Of one and one
half miles and grandstand, some
where near Ashland. Exorbitant pric-
es prevented them from locating in or
near Ashland and they secured options
on a favorable site near Chinnville,
seven miles below Ashland.
This site however had not been pur-
chased at a late hour last night all
though it is believed that the deal will
go through next week.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
ouTHERN METHoDisTs LOSE
GAME TO BAPTlsTs--6 TO 8

On last Saturday afternoon the Bap-
lists and Southern Methodists base
9all team crossed bats on the Point.
The score was to in favor Of the
Baptist team. Red" Wilson in the
box proved too much for the Meth
odists. He struck out 16 and allowed
seven hits. His opponent, bug"
Lackey, struck out and allowed 10
hits. Bill Hays, Bert Sparks and DR..
Walters were the star batters of the
game,while Guile Bromley, DR.. Sparks
and John Vaughan received the blue
ribbon for strike outs.
Next Saturday afternoon the Bap-
fists will play the NJ. e. Church team,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Disabled Veterans
Session in Ashland

Ashland KY. June 15.-At the Ken :
lucky Disabled Ex-service Mems
Board meeting here yesterday repre-
sentatives from the following counties
were present. Boyd Russell counties,
C.. orndorff; Pike county. H. E. Tate
and NJ. w. Robinson; Floyd county F..
c. Hall; Johnson county, Earl STAFF
ford; Martin county, P H. Allen; Ma
COFFIN county, Edgar Bailey; Morgan
county, Lynn B. Wells; Lawrence
county, Fred NJ. yinson; Elliott coun-
ty e. e. Sparks: Rowan county, A.
w. McCarty; Greenup county. o. E.
Bushe, and Lewis county, w. A. Vol
ers.
Several were here for the Kentucky
Disabled Ex-service Mems Board.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
ROAD ELECTION VALID
IN PIKE COUNTY

The election under which Pike coun-
~ voted on June 2s. 1919. to give the
fiscal, court, power to issue five per
cent bonds fqr building OF roads was
held legal by Chief Justice Rolin Hurt
OF the Court OF Appeals, when he re-
fused the plea OF j. s. Cline for an in
JUNCTION TO prevent issuance of $780,
900 worth OF bonds. The only limita-
tion put on the court by the election
was the constitutional limit Of such
Indebtedness in the county.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Two Years Sentence
for DESERVING Family

Ezra HinlSle was sentenced to the
penitentiary for two years for desert
ing his family. The sentence was sus-
pended under an agreement by which
he Is 70 support the family. He is in
jail awaiting aid Of relatives in CIV
ing bond 20 carry out the agreement.
This Is the only felony case tried in
the Lawrence Circuit Court since our
report last week. The term ended on
Wednesday OF this week.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
c. a o. ROAD TO SPEND
$9,5ei,oeo FOR CARS

An equipment trust worth ss.561 900
and covering 5.ess new cars TO be de-
livered TO the Chesapeake a. Ohio Rail
way Company was fled with the Sec
retary OF State, The Commercial
Trust Company OF Philadelphia is
trustee and the agreement is dated
April 10. Payments are to be extend
ed over n period of fifteen years, $685.
600 being payable with 5h per cent in
terest on June ! of each year.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
cARTER.JoNEs.

Announcements have been received
here of the marriage of Miss Ina
frankie Carter and Mr.. Custer Jones
of Camel City. The bride is a daugh-
ter OF Mr.. A. C. Carter and is quite
an accomplished young lady.
Mr.. Jones has been cashier Of the
Morgan county bank at Camel City
fifteen years or more.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
pEplcArEs cHuRcH.

Rev, H. B. Hewlett and wife went
TO Smoky Valley last Sunday where
he dedicated the new church which
was recently completed at that place.
The service was held in the morning
at II o'cloeksand was attended by
very large audience.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
TWO AvIAToRs BURN
TO DEATH IN FALL

Louisville, June IA lieutenant
from the army air service and SER
geant from the Photographic section
were burned to death when their air
plane fell near a crowd OF spectators
at a benefit air circus exhibition here
this afternoon.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
.wAYNE COUNTY WOMAN plEs.

Mrs. Grace Esthque, wife Of Leon
ard S. Esthque, Of Wayne county, died
at her home late Saturday night after
a prolonged illness. She is survived by
her husband, three children by pre-
vious marriage, Nolan, Ora and Lena
Perdue, and one daughter by her sec
ond husband, Louise Esthque. Ser
vices were held Monday at her home
near Kenova at two p. m.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Pikeville Minister Cuts
Liquor Still to Pieces

Pikeville, KY, June 1S.-The unusual
spectacle OF minister destroying a
still took place on the public square
here when the Rev. A. d. Cline, Holi-
ness preacher and Deputy Circuit
Court Clerk, cut to pieces still which
had been found in possession of Paris
Layne at Kimper. Ky. Layne was ar
rested and placed in Jail yesterday. He
executed bond pending examining
trial,
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
Ed ALLEN MAY SUCCEED
JIM SCOTT ON TAX BOARD

Edward L. Allen of Prestonsburg is
tipped to succeed James A. Scott on
the State TAX Commission. He is now
Deputy Clerk OF the Court of Appeals.
He Is lawyer and has been mem
Der Of the Legislature.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
CAMPING PARTY.

Misses Opal Plybon, Martha Yates.
Alva Snyder and Emily Conley and
Messrs. L. b. Atkins and j. g. Fergu-
son composed a party that went to
Ayres camps on Keaton to spend o
few days. They left early Monday
morning and were chaperoned by Mrs,
r. L. Xinson.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
NO MORE COPIES wANrEp.

Aaron Miles of Coaitdn has sent the
two copies Of the Big Sandy News of
June and IL, 1920 which we recently
announced that we needed. We are
now supplied with these copies and are
very grateful to the parties who sent
them in. Do not want any more.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
coLviN SENDS OUT DETAILS
OF LEGION ESSAY CONTEST

Frankfort, KY. June 14.-Infirma-
tion concerning the scholarship prizes
offered by the American Legion for the
best essay on How the American Le-
gion Can Best Serve the Nationp is
being sent by State Superintendent
Colvin to county superintendents.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
BACK FROM HAWAIL

Willis Wells, who has been in the
army for some time and has been sta
toned at Schofield Barracks Honolulu,
H. T., is returning home, having al
ready reached the states. He is son
Of Henderson Wells, who lives near
Louisa.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
m suescRlpTIoN CONTEST.

In the first week of the Ashland In
dependents subscription contest Mel
Plummer OF Louisa stood third, the
two boys receiving few more votes
than his number, $780, both being
Ashland boys.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
School Per Capita
$6.10 in Kentucky

Every school district in Kentucky
Will receive 1910 for each child of
school age within its borders. during
the next year. State Superintendent Of
Public Instruction announced. This is
the same per capita distribution Of
State funds as was made last year.
The school fund last year contained
S4.540,S55.75 and will be slightly less
next year.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23
MOVE TO OLIVE HILL.

u. t. Walters and family who for
some time have occupied the Denues
home near Olive Hill moved this week
to Ashland. Mr.. Walters, who is a
road contractor, has section Of the
road to Louisa under construction, de-
sires TO be closer to his work, hence
the removal.--Grayson Journal.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23

Stanley A. Moore left on Tuesday of
this week for Belt, Montana. where he
will visit an uncle who moved from
here twenty-five years ago. They win
visit Yellowstone National Park. He
expects to be away quite while.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1922-06-23

The county tax commissioners Of
Kentucky met on Tuesday for their
annual conference I'M Frankfort
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
bushel during the fall rush and maybe
$500 or $500 a bushel during the win
ter and spring.-Wausau Record-Her-
aid.
RUsK COUNTY NORMAL NOTES

The first rehearsal Of the Chorus
Club was held Oct 10.
The model school children will take
their five-weeks' tests on the coming
Thursday.
There has been only two absences
in the model department during the
past month.
Miss Fetch, principal Of the normal
visited the Rhinelander normal Fri
day of last week.
Miss Pfel, county nurse, and Mrs.
James, city nurse, visited us at the
last meeting of the Character Club
Dr. Gudex, of the state board of
health, spoke to the normal students
at the regular meeting of the "Char-
acter Club last Wednesday ON prob
lens Of the Rural School Teacher"
We have organized character club
which has for it's purpose the building
up Of the characters Of the students.
We have the distinction of being the
only school in the state which has
such a club
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

Ell PaSo, Ill, Oct z, 1922
News-Budget,
Ladysmith, Wis.
Dry weather here. More wheat
seeded than usual right in the corn
belt. Looks like labor is getting into
it's buying power as grain markets
seem to have better backbone than
heretofore. A world of hogs here, yet
the market holds it's own. Shortage Of
cattle and sheep will soon become ap-
parent with steady increases in prices
Labor is still being taken away from
the poor farmers due to better offers
The man with a job has the boards
and is trotting in the millionaire class
and don't appreciate it. Things as a
whole are beginning to look better.
Yours respectfully,
T.. J. r. DeVries.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
A New Arrival

Lazy Larry is half brother to the
fellow who while eating grapes in bed
was too comfortable to turn his head
in getting rid of the skins. SO he'd
blow them up in the air and duck I'M
der the cover before they came down.
Lazy Larry says a chap
That's minus leg doesn't know
what he's got;
He has large store of comforts ga
lore,
For he has just one shoe to shine
and no more"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
NOTHING DOING

Old Nose carefully knocked the
ashes from his corncob and put it on
the mantelpiece
Mandy he remarked, II think Use
gwine to put on nah bes' clothes an
go down to de theayter ternight to see
de chorus ladies dance"
His wife turned a stony eye ON him.
Nose" she said slowly, ''lissen
heah. Ii dat am what yuh thinks,
then yuh'd bettah think again. Mig
gah, you amt gwine put on nothin' to
go no place no time to see nobody do
nothin', never, nohow, an not at all.
Does yuh understand"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Agnes Rosenheimer to MoritZ ROsen-
heimer, e1a neA and lots 1 and 2
and seA sec. 10, all in 1913.
Mrs. Nettie Farley to J. W. Farley,
lot IL, block Is, Greenwood Park
Add. TO Ladysmith.
John Rentz to John S. Schweigert,
nwA S-33-S.
Paul o. Krugel to George Mcclure,
nwA nwA 1851
George PREM to Lena Priem, WIZ sw
Il and nh neA swA 13-34-9.
Bert w. Fiser, Hattie J. Fiser and
Claude e. Fisher to Joe Troazyk,
WIZ nwA neA 9-34-8.
liver Solsrud to Dave Solsrud, SEX
swA 1884.
Elmer Whitmore to Emma Whitmore,
an undivided half swA 1O-33-9,
$1,000.
Roy Wood to Israel Ferron, lots 4, 5
and 6, block 1, Hudgel & Welpt0n's
Add, lying west Of railroad.
Joe Erlei to Frank Prochaska, lot /,
block II, Hawkins.
Joseph Witek to Joseph Warchalow-
ski, WIZ WIZ seA 1889.
Peter Schnepf to Carl G. Gustafson,
an undivided half interest in nh
sell sec. % and swA swA sec. 81,
35-7, $1,000
John Helm to August Tonnell, lots 4
and 6, block 4, Tony, $106.
Jabez C. Stubs to Andrew Hunsberg-
er, lots 3, and 5, block 1, Weyer-
haeuser, $3.50.
Jabez G. Stubs to Myrtle Hunsberg-
er, lots 1 and 2, block 1, Weyer-
haeuser, 500.
o. e. Platter to l.. III. Phillips and
julius 81. Phillips, WIZ swA II
1916.
Mabel Marcott to John J. Minks,
nwA 35-36-3.
Phillip Bliffert to Alex A. Bliffert,
nwA neA 27-34-6.
G. A .Grignon to P. J. Marrier, lots
1 and 2, block G, Glen Flora.
Agnes Hansman to A. J. Edminster,
VIZ swA sec. %; lot s, sec. SO, ex-
cept g acres, all in 1877, containing
luz acres.
Raoul Gourdoux to A. J. Edminster,
eA swA sec. % and lot Z, sec. SO,
1877.
Frank SIM to s. o. Swanson, lot 8,
block K, Glen Flora.
y. s. Lehman to John 8. Nelson,
acres in the east part of lot 1, a.
1916.
Elmer E. ST. John to A. @. Murray,
e15 swA 36-36-7, $1,5O8.
VIM. Kohler to John r. Kohler, sell
sell 1856.
The John Helm Co. to August Tonnell
lot II, block S, Tony, SIS.
The John Helm Co. to Thomas e.
Pearson, lots 1, 2 and 4, block g.
Tony.
e. v. Conwell to A. P. Gevelinger
lot 9, Manning's Add. to Lady
smith, 1880.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

At this distance, it appears that the
fear of "holy war" threatened by the
Turks, was the deciding factor In al
lowing the Turks to re-enter Europe
as nation. The British, French and
Italian governments have many Mos
lem subjects in their colonies, and
rather than have trouble with these,
they allow the Turks to reclaim for
mer European territory and to rule
the Armenians as they please The
'holy war" was the trump card at
Mudania.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

The marketing Of the potato crop
is almost as poorly managed as ia
that of coal The farmer offers his
stock of potatoes in the fall, and the
market is flooded, causing slump in
price altogether out Of proportion to
the cost Of the product. The consum-
er could afford to pay $3.50 bushel
all the year around, but under the pres
ent methods he pays sixty cents d
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
ADVERTISED LETTERS
Ladysmith, Oct. l

Ladysmith, Oct 10, 1922.
The following list of letters will be
sent to the dead letter office October
"a, 1922:
Baker, Mrs. M. W; Davis, Mr..
Lloyd; Engle, Walt; Johnson, Miss
Helen Johnson, Mary; Kohler, Vic
tor; LANCE, Mr.. Marion; Likarn J. ;
Mittendorf, Mr. L. W.; Myrick, 81. III.
Orme; Mrs. Thomas; Stewart, Mrs.
G. B.; White, Mrs. Esther; Young,
Mrs. Alma
Persons calling for any of the
above please say advertised"
F. e. MUNROE, P. M.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

1t will be out Of their way for
American tourists, bound for Europe,
to go to Halifax and other Canadian
ports to take their boats for the 9TH
or side, but no doubt many of them
will do it in order to get passage on
ships carrying liquors, since Secre-
tary Daugherty's order banning iq-
uors ON all ships, American or for
eign, entering or leaving American
ports. Possibly a good many would
be European tourists will remain at
home and "see America first" and
spend their money here. Or, if some
of them feel that they have to have
liquor, they might go to Europe and
stay there. In either event, anti-pro,
hibition crimes will be lessened.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

Girls are taking more interest in
athletics than they formerly did. Sew
eral Of them have made enviable rec
ords during recent years, particularly
in swimming, golf and tennis, in ma
tional tournaments. In a local contest
last week in the town Of hurry the
pupils Of five districts competed in
various athletic contests. The boys
won the short distance races, but
when it came to the quarter-mile race,
a flfteen-year-old girl won it with
yards to spare. The new woman"
must be reckoned with in all the
fields of sports and business in the fu-
ture, it appears. 1t used to be, "let
the best man win" Hereafter, it will
be, '1et the best win"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

We don't know whether you are
aware Of it but the hens seem to have
caught the strike fever and have laid
off work all over the country. You
know what that does to the price, and,
if you don't you go in and ask the
price per Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
Circulation Last Issue 17A1
To Actual Subscribers lI4L

Once in a while we hear talk of a
hard winter and the pinch Of poverty.
Yet between $500 and 5000 people
paid 55c each to see two colored teams
at Rice Lake play for the champion
ship of Illinois" championship"
game which they also staged in a doz-
en- or so more towns.-Barron News
Shield.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
Try This On the Equator

A freshie from the Amazon
Put nighties of his Gramazon
The reasons that
He was too fat,
To get his own Pajamazon.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
PAID ADVERTISEMENT
ANNOUNCEMENT

Amount TO De PAID Dy canuldate
undersigned, s cents per line.
ANNOUNCEMENT
At the request of more than 800 vo-
ters of this county, / have decided to
become an Independent candidate for
sheriff Of Rusk county, on law en-
forcement platform. If elected / prom
Use to work for the interests Of the
taxpayer and the safety of the public
If you believe in law enforcement,
your support will be appreciated.
V. V. MILLER.
Dated Oct. II, 1922
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
Laugh This Off

Following the lines of least resist
ance is what makes rivers crooked"
And" adds Warden Zerbst, u. S.
Prison, Atlanta, Men, too"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
Honest, He Didn't Mean 1t!

II am going to Boston to study mu-
Sic" said Longhair.
Via Lynnw asked his railroad
friend.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
Sleeping Porch Phil

The Eskimo sleeps in his bearskin,
Up in the North I'm told.
Last night / slept in my bare skin,
An caught 'naughful kold.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

II see by the paper Lilly Botscome is
working in the city now"
We'll, she's dancing in one of them
cabarets-Pd say Lilly tolls not-but
boy, how she can spin %
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

Dumb Dan
He's SO stupid he thinks
Seattle is George Washington's son.
And Little Rock pebbled beach.
That dry cleaner is the janitor at
prohibition headquarters
And Pres. Harding's cabinet is a
chiffonier
That Akron is a greenhouse for rub
Der plants.
And a Club Sandwich is made Of
wood.
Do you know a Dumb Dan? Tell
us what he thinks; we'll print it.
DUMB DAN
He is so stupid he thinks:
That a Ford Is a crossing in the
river.
That a Dodge lodges everything it
meets.
That silo Is 'Chinaman's name.
That Ladysmith is a woman.
That coupe Is to keep chickens in.
To retire car is to put it to bed.
A spelling match Is to light lamps
with.
A policeman's beat is a vegetable.
That a hosting crane is a bird
That printers pi is good to eat.
A quilting bee win sting.
He goes down In the cellar every
night to see if the potatoes have their
eyes shut.
MILFORD LIE HEW,
Bruce, Wis. Gage 49,
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13
SAYS MARKETS HAVE
BETTER BACKBONE

Ell Paso, Ill, Oct. 2, 1922.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-13

Dated. Oct. II, 1922.