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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
MERCER RESIDENT
IS BURIED TODAY
Especial to The Argus.)

Aledo. March Miss Alice Z.
Morris, As, who died early yester-
day morning at the home OF her
mother, Mrs. Edmund Morris, OF
east of Aledo, was laid to rest this
afternoon.
Funeral services were in charge
of Rev. A. S. Bailey of the United
Presbyterian church of Viola and
were held from the Morris home at
2 o'clock. Interment was in the
Viola cemetery.
Miss Morris was well known in
Aledo and besides her immediate
relatives leaves a host of friends
to mourn her death. She was prin-
cipal of the Viola high school for
a number Of years.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
BOW KNOT CLUB
ELECTS OFFICERS
Especial COrrespondence.)

Geneseo. March 1.-THE Bow
Knot club of the r. N. A met at the
home OF Miss Leila McDouga1 on
East Main street Tuesday evening
The following officers were elected:
President, Mrs. Lille Lavfne; vice
president, Miss Myrtle Druva; sec
rotary, Mrs. Besse Adams; treas
urer, Mrs. Nellie Keegan. There
were 16 members of the club pres
emit Refreshments were served. A
hard times" party will be given at
the home of Mrs. Cora Peterson on
South Stewart street at the next
meeting of the club.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
MRS. RUNNELLS
DIES AT DE KALB
Especial Correspondence

Sheffield, ILL.,, March 2. - Mrs.
John McLane received word
Tuesday that her mother, Mrs Will
liam Runnells, had died at the home
of her daughter, Mrs. Katie F'itz-
gerald at DeKalb, Ill. Mrs. Run
nells, who was 20 years old and the
mother of Y children, all of whom
are living, went from her home at
Mineral, ILL.,, to DeKalb, two weeks
ago for a visit. Shortly after her
arrival there she suffered a para
lytic stroke from which she did not
rally. Remains will be brought to
her home in Mineral Thursday. She
leaves her husband and her II chill
dren,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
HOLD LAST RITES
FOR AGED WOMAN

Geneseo, March 2.-Funeral ser.
vices for Mrs. Rhoda Brou Br0kaE.
aged 80 years. who passed away
Monday at the home of her son,
John Brokaw, of near Geneseo, were
held at 1870 O'Clock this afternoon
from the First Methodist church
DR.. Fletcher DeClark, pastor of the
church, offiCiated. Interment was
in the Hanna cemetery.
Mrs. Brokaw died from the result
of severe burns, suffered while
building a fire at the Brokaw home
Monday.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
NEW AND EASY WAY TO
TAKE YEAST vITANINE

tablets of course are much easier 70 'aA7'
results are quicker
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
NEW CASES FILED
IN MERCER COURT
Especial to The Argus

Aledo, March "A few new
cases filed on the docket in the cir
cult court of Mercer county fol-
low:
Lars August Nelson VS.. John c.
Wharton, ct al, bill to quiet title.
Mary Mccormick VS.. William Nc
Cormick, divorce.
Guy w. Parkins VS.. Sam Clark
attachment.
F'redolph E. Peterson VS.. Sam
Clark, attachment.
Clyde Rosenberg VS.. Sam Clark,
attachment
George Kell VS.. Lawrence W
Kendall and A G. Mcintyre, con-
fession.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
SURPRISE ALBANY
PASTOR AND WIFE
ON ANNIVERSARY
Especial Correspondence.)

Albany, March Rev. and Mrs.
J. Wallace MACEDONIAN celebrated
their Both wedding anniversary
Tuesday. Rev. Mr.. MACEDONIAN has
been pastor of the Albany .Presby-
terrain church for five years. In the
evening a company of As friends
gathered at their home to help OBJ
serve the day. During the evening
Mrs. Brinker presented the celebra-
ting couple with three gold coins,
together with three wishes-for
long life, long youth and many
friends. To add realism to the af-
fair, Mrs. MacGowan wore her re-
ception gown of 80 years ago, of
black brocaded satin.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
FILE WEED WILL
o. 20 IN ALEDO COURT
Especial to The Argus.)

Aledo, March "A petition to
probate the will of the late Arthur
Weed of Joy was filed yesterday
afternoon in the county clerks Of
fee. The will, also filed. calls that
all property be left to the widow,
Alice Weed. The instruments were
tiled by Attorneys Watson & Du-
vail. w.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
CAMBRIDGE TEAM
GO TO GALESBURG
(Special Corresnondence

Cambridge, March 2.-Members
of the Cambridge high school quin-
tet left this morning for Galesburg,
where they will compete in the dis
trict tournament to be held at the
armory there. According to the
hope sheet, Cambridge has a good
chance of winning high honors.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
Precious Health Giving
Vitanine Now Put Up
In Tablets.
EASY TO TAKE
RESULTS QUICK
ECONOMICAL

Objectionable features. SLOW results and
upset stemachs from eating yeast nave
caused many to give up the treatment
mt now thanks to modern chemistry you
can buy small highly concentrated tablets
in bottles of sixty at any drug store. Each
of these Phos-Pho Vi:anine tablets con
tain a proper dose of Yeast fitamine
Water Soluble b obtained from yeast.
These Phos-Pho VitamiE,e tablets made
expressly for medicinal use also contain
the Fat Soluble A yItamiRe-a tiny dose
of Sodium and GIycerophosphates. etc,
which thus combined do not disturb the
stomach as yeast may often do and the
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
FIRST GRANDCHILD.
Especial CORRESPONDENCE.

NDpNNItEI
Geneseo, March 2-Mr. and Mrs
Clark Wade have received tele-
gram informing them of the birth
of their first grandchild, a baby
girl, at Elizabeth, N J., last Mon
day, Feb 27. The child is the
daughter of Mr. and Mrs E. H
Walter of Railway, N. J., who Wis
tied here last summer at the Wade
home.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
GENESEO MAN
RETIRES FROM
CLOTHING FIRM
Especial Correspondence.

Geneseo, March 2.-The clothing
firm Of De PAW G Taube has been
dissolved with the retirement of
Henry Taube. John De PAW has
purchased MIR. Taube's interest in
the business and will continue it
under the name of the John De
PAW Clothing company. His
brother, Fred De PAW, will con-
tinue with him in the operation of
the business Mr.. Taube has no
definite plans in view at present,
but will undoubtedly remain in
Geneseo.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
POOL ARTISTS OF
ALEDO TAKE EAST
MOLINE SEXTET
Especial to The Argus. }

Aledo, March 2.-Last night an
Aledo pool playing sextet proved
victorious over an East Moline
team, the total score standing $50
to 496 at the finish. Pierce of the
locals made the high run when he
knocked off rs. Following the tits
the two teams enjoyed a supper at
the James restaurant at which the
Aledoans presided as hosts of the
occasion. The lineups and respec-
tive score follow:
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
LAST RITES FOR
MRS. ELLA BROWN
Special Correspondence

Canoe Creek, March. Funeral
services for Mrs. Ella Brown, who
died of pneumonia were held Sun
day afternoon from the Methodist
church. Rev. Meme oficiated. Mrs.
Brown was visiting her sister,
Mrs. Cary when her death occur
red. She was laid to rest in the
Bethesda cemetery.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
SMALL FIRE AT
ALPHA RESIDENT
(SpeciaI Correspondence.

Especial Correspondence
Alpha. March 2. - Quite a scare
was had by Alpha people Tuesday
afternoon when an alarm was
turned in that Floyd Fosters house
was on fire. The fire was confined
to the stairway and closet and had
evidently been smouldering some
time before it was discovered The
damage was not great.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
RETURNS HOME.
Especial Correspondence.

NpptCIdI SOI Is OHu CIIOG'I
Geneseo, March 2.-Niss Mary
Maher, who went to Portland, Ore,
last June, returned to Geneseo yes
terday afternoon and is at the home
of her brother, Ed Maher. on North
Center street. Miss Maher visited
with her sister, Mrs. Frank Kelly,
who formerly was Miss Sadie Ma
her of this city.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
ALEDO
VIOLA MAN LAID
TO REST TODAY
Especial Correspondence, J

Viola, March Funeral serv-
ices for John E. Smith, who died
at his home east of Viola Monday,
following a brief illness with acute
indigestion, were held at O'Clock
this afternoon at the Methodist
church, Rev. C. E. Clapp ofdciated
Burial was the Viola cemetery.
Mr.. Smith was about As years of
age. He is survived by his widow,
one daughter, Ethel, at home, and
a brother and sister.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
MRS. L. F. FERSON Is
HOSTESS TO CLUB
(Special Corresnondence.

Viola, March Mrs L. F.. Fer
son was hostess to the Fortnightly
Literary club at her home on Tues
Gay afternoon. A very interesting
program was rendered after which
Mrs Person served dainty refresh
ments.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
WARNER-JACKSON
HAMPSHIRES SELL
s AT HIGH AVERAGE;
Especial to The Argus.)

Aledo, March 2.-Warnock and
Jackson in their winter sale of
Hampshire gifts and sows held
Tuesday afternoon in Aledo re-
ceived an average of $50, on an
Offering of AZ head. This average
stands among the highest obtain
ed in Mercer county this winter
Both breeders are well known and
their sale attracted considerable at
tention from farmers and breeders
of distance. The bidding was
spirited from start to finish.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
SHEFFIELD MAN
TAKES NEW JOB
Especial CORRESPONDENTS. }

Especial Correspondence
Sheffield, March John McLane
has resigned his position with John
Griffin Taxi line of Sheffield and
will work this year with the Mu-
tual Oil Service company, at Shelf
field, with Sam Isenberg. Robert
Shaufstau of Buda takes his place
on the taxi line and has moved his
family here from Buda, H.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
MRS. YOUNG MAY
ATTEND GENESEO
MEET MARCH 10
Especial Correspondence. }

Geneseo, Ill, March 2.-The Par
e1t- Teachers association of the ele-
mentary schools Of Geneseo will
hold its regular meeting at the
South Side building, Friday, March
10, at 800 O'Clock. It has been
planned to have Mrs. Young, presi-
dent of the Illinois Parent-Teach-
ers' association here at that time.
Her final reply is being awaited ny
the officers Of the local association.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
ATTEND CELEBRATION.
Especial Correspondents

Drury, March 2.-Mr and Mrs.
Charles Foster, Miss Floy Foster,
Mr.. and Mrs. c. D. Foster and Miss
Nellie Feldman. all of Drury, at
tended the celebration held at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Foster
in Muscatine. The event was in
honor OF Mr.. Fosters 18th birth
day.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
PUPILS AID IN
RAISING FUNDS
(Special Correspondence.

Atkinson, March 1.-THE high
school and seventh and eighth
grades are laying plans to raise
funds which will go to help buy a
record cabinet for the school The
freshmen have turned in S3.S5. The
sophomores are planning a sand
witch sale, to take place soon. The
seniors are contemplating a NOV
ing picture show. Other classes
will also take part
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
ANNAWAN GIRL
TO LEAVE SOON
fSnecial Corresnondence.

VSptCIdI OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Annawan, March "A farewell
party was given last night for Miss
Mary Vemeire, who will leave soon
for Sheffield, where she will make
her future home. The evening was
spent with games and music and re-
freshments were served. There
were 81 present.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
BODY ISAAC GRANT
ARRIVES IN GALVA
Especial Correspondence. J

Galva, March 2.-The body of
Isaac Grant, who passed away at
the Illinois Soldiers home at
Quincy, ILL.,. last Sunday morning,
arrived here Tuesday. The body
was removed to the Davidson under
taking parlors on Front street, and
will remain there for an indefinite
length of time pending the arrival
of his daughter, Miss Louise Grant,
who is at New York city.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
ELECT OFFICERS
FOR BUREAU UNIT
(SpeciaI Corresnnndence. J

Presumption, March Mrs. C. j.
Otto was named chairman Of the
Presumption unit of the home bu-
reau at a recent meeting held at
the Methodist church. The other
officers elected for the year were
Mrs. John Lowe as vice chairman,
and Miss Lou Rathbun as secretary
and treasurer. Miss Helen Schou-
ten, home advisor, gave a talk on
What Can Learn From the Home
Bureau?"
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
COAL VALLEY TO
PLAY SHERRARD
(Snecial Correspondence !

Caal Valley, March "A basket
ball game will be played tomorrow
evening on the local floor between
the Coal Valley high school team
an dthe Sherrard quintet
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
I0'
For Constipated Bowels, Sick Headache,
Sour Stomach, Bilious Liver

els completely by morning. and
you will feel splendid. They work
while you sleep" Cascarets never
stir you up or grippe like Salts.
Pills, CaIornel, or Oil and they cost
only ten cents a box Children
love Cascarets. too. - advertise
mentl
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02

The incest catl1artic-laxatfve in
the world to physic your liver and
bowels when you have Dizzy Head
ache, Colds, Biliousness. Indiges-
ton, or Upset, Acid Stomach is
candy-nke "Cascarets One or
two tonight will empty your bow
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02

1CC<AAsS % x u 80
Thousands of PEE
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gaining new found
health. Being made
of finest ingredients
by one of America !
largest laboratOries-
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and experts endorse
this new and better
way to Systematically
take Vitsmines. The
name Irving Babora-
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carton is a guarantee
of finest qualify and
purity in medicine
Each bottle of sixty
tablets comes packed
in orange cOlored car
ton. Druggists have
Phos Pho FitamInF
tablets now or send
81 for bottle prepaid
to Irving Laboratory
Wheeling. ". Va
ADVERTISEMENT
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
Dispels
Fear of Piles
The Relief from Pain, Discomfort
and Distress Has Made Pyramid
Pile Suppositories Famous

Perhaps you are struggling with
the pain and distress of itching,
bleeding, protruding piles or hem
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
Aledo and Mercer County
Aledo Briefs

When Mrs. Roy Damp purchased
ticket last evening to view NFhe
Mark of Zorro" with Douglas Fair
banks, at the Aledo opera house
to her astonishment, she was ten
dered a five-pound box of choco-
lates by Manager ]. W. Edwards
For each serial number on the
ticket ending in 555, Mr.. Edwards
is giving a five pound box OF
sweets and Mrs. Damp proved the
lucky lady last night.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02

Enjoy all the splendid physic-ac-
ton on the bowels of dose of
EPSON salts without the awful
taste and nausea. A few cents
buys a handy package of "Epsonade
Salts" the wonderful discovery of
the American EPSON association
Even children gladly take it. Drug
stores.-(Advertisement)
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-03-02
Dance Is Successful.

Terry's orchestra of this city
proved most popular at the dance
given in Mercer hall last night by
Clyde Scott Both square and
round dancing was enjoyed by the
large crowd that attended. The
dance was adjudged one or the
most successful held in Mercer
hall this winter.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-04-20

- Remember the days when we used
to worry about the boys being blown
up in the trenches? Now we very
about them being blown up in the
cellars.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-04-20

SECRETARY WALLACE'S

4tt -.Y 1hOAONA0
To begin with, l. advance some
general statements which l think
may be accepted as truisms. 1t is
to the general interest:
First: That the production Of
such agricultural products as can
be grown successfully in this coun-
try should he large enough, one year
with another, to meet home needs.
In short, that agriculturally the ma
ton should be sef-sustaining.
4 Second: That so far as possible
production should be by land owners
or. those who are. in the way of be-
coming and owners, and that our
system of renting land should be
such as to enable the tenants to prac-
tice sdiversifcationi of crops and store
and market surplus grain and forage
crops in the form of live stock. Only
when such conditions obtain can we
expect that regard for the mainten-
ance of the fertility of the soil which
! is our greatest national material as
set, and upon which the continued
life of the nation depends.
la Third: That inasmuch as almost
one-halfs of all our people. live on the
land, and the surplus population from
the country goes to make up a very
Important part Of our unban life
Istandards of living on the farm
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-04-20
. ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE

Some farmers don't believe in vel
vet beans, soy beans, burr or Grim
SON clover, or anything else but cot
ton and corn. But some people still
claim that the world is fiat. '<
-
Social evil: is. like the ole fashioned
pole-evil,. sort Of a cross between
runnin' sore, an: certain death.
< ri aae
Words sometimes, fail aaman, but
nothing like that ever happens to 9
woman until she is ready to- attend
her own funeral. he'
- -
Clyde Estabrook says: A Mar
never needs friend more than wher
heTfeels as independent as hog on ice
Il A, MATTER OF TASTE
.,She.4-Whata color is best for "a
bride? un
/ He--I prefer . white one, myself
- - a2I
She was wearing what's know as q
/ dress,
Though. there wasn't enough for a
/ gmess. ~,
Two galluses slender j,
1lasNaughts else to defend er q
From cold! ea,She could scarcely wear
less.
What I've mentioned. was north OF
her waist.
Down below--let usypass it in. haste
For her, skirts were SO gauzy
They showed you--oh -lawzy!
To be frank 'twere the grossest OF
taste.
To her hubby she whispered: "Say
!, kid!
Some part Of my rigging has slid"
81 He replied with a scott:
swell, let it come off!
Nobody would know if it did" at-
Strickland Gillian
7s8z--I-
i A p. Fraser says, man can gel
all heswants in life if he can learr
to get along without the things hi
can't get.
.iy-E
- Remember the days when we USED
to worry about the boys being blown
up in the trenches? Now we very
about them being blown up in the
cellars.
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should be maintained and improved
rather than lowered.
Fourth: That the farms should
yield fair rate of return On the
money invested in land and equip
ment, and wage to those who work
them, which is fairly comparable,
everything considered, with the wage
return in the cities and industrial
centers. Otherwise there will be
an increasing drift of the better class
Of farmers to the cities, and in the
course of time the land will be work
ed by people of the peasant type.
Fifth: That inasmuch as profits
from the rapid advance in the value
of land, which heretofore have been
very much larger than the profits
from yearly farm operations, are
fast disappearing, conditions should
be such that in the future our farm
ers can reasonably count on an ade-
ouate return from their farm opera
tions.
Sixth: That hazards, risks and
conditions over which the farmer
has no control, but which profoundly
influence his returns, one year with
anothep,-such, for example, as
changes in the price level, which
throw agricultural prices out of their
normal relationship to other prices;
weather conditions, and insect pests,
which greatly affect crop Yields
should, so far as possible, be carried
by the community at large rather
than by the individual farmer.
Seventh: That every proper means
should be used to establish agricul-
iture upon basis which will yield
adequate, returns for productive eff
fort, rather than put a premium on
speculative enterprise.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-04-20
FARM LANDS
AND
CITY PROPERTY
At Lowest Prices in Years
Buy Now When the Time Ia

Buy Now When the Time II
Right.
80 acres farm, 21s miles from city,
mile from city limits, good y house,
good barn and fine hay shed, wood
shed and granery, good well, land
lays well and soil is the best. IL
acres under pillow and five acres
brushed. Land easily cleared. Price
$50OO.OO.
40 acre tract, 8 miles from w ash
burn, 20 acres under pillow and II
acres brushed. All tillable land. AN
farm machinery goes with place. Good
house and dandy barn and new chick
en- coop. Can buy stock with place
if desired. Prce $500o.00.
20 acres tract of land close to city,
fine soil and about half cleared, good
house and good barn. sla Land all
fenced This is an ideal place Tor O
person desiring to go into fruit
farming and dairying on. small
scale. The price is right. :. 4 :sg
acre tract of land in city limits.
House on place that could be fitted
up with some repairs. !, Land has
been all brushed and partly plowed,
but some small brush has sprOntAd up
again. PriceU$650s for quick sale..s
Seven room house on 25 foot lot.
Water, sewer and lights, stone foun-
dation. This house was priced at
$1,000. 5000, takes it fer quick sale.
Seven room house on west Third
street, water, well and basement.
House could be made a dandy with
slight repairs. Three lots go with
the place.. Sold for $1400.00.9 Can
now be bought for 5000.
Beautiful new residence In east
part of the city. Six rooms and
bath and all other modern conyen.
fences. Hot water heating i system
and full basement. 'ry One OF the best
small residences in the city. Can be
bought for less than half what it
cost to build. Ask about this.
Other bargains in real estate. Tho
time to buy is when prices are down.
The above places are priced low for
quick sale and the prices are bound to
advance. Don't wait until values
start raising, but buy now and get
the benefit of the saving. -
w. A. ROBINSON, !,
Washburn, Wisconsin.
-N Is
Arc Won reading the adv0rstise tents
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1922-04-20
OFFICE CAT

"There is both good and bad jazz
music" says former director Of
music in st. Paul schools. What he
means in that there is both good and
bad jazz, but you have to have q
keen nose to distinguish one from the
other. ta
# @@
1t takes about two or three hun-
dred years o. time, to eliminate the
Teller that remembers lot o. COM
promisin' stuff about the guy that
really became great.
+
There's been no movie scandal
about Ben Turpin yet, but he does
look crooked.
80
Madame Galli-Curcu Robbed of
100000 in Gems" r Yep, but it took
mighty slick press agent to put
it across! Ike
r T
The. wife: isn't. that your eye
doctor?"
The husband: 81 thought 50 un-
Til he. sent me his bill. He's a skin
specialist"
f
edo you want job diggin' pota-
toes ?" asked the farmer.
eyes, provided it's diggin' 'em out
of gravy"
F.
An Iowa man reports finding in his
cellar mouse that sang like a can
airy bird. He got off easy. The
last time / visited cellar, .saysS a
Washburnite, 81 saw a green ele-
plant that flew like humming bird.
-
VERBAL BARRAGE
"Shall I govover the top?" asked
the talkative barber, posing his
shears.
Eyes, as soon as your gas attack
is over, answered the weary Gus
toner.
81 e
Everybody is talking abou t the
problems of marketing ~ nowadays.
Might there not be a. lesson taken
from the bees? Just see how they
cell their honey. e
F.
Geo. Fox says . Common sense is
the most talked Of, and least used,
| of any of the human sesnses.