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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
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You missed good laugh by not seeing them
They got the train together meek little also
san" wife anad her eruF. pink-ch giant of
tRow -it-all husband.
IIe didnt help Up the steps. To his credit it
inusJ be admitted that he was carrying their heavy
suitcase.-thougA maybe due TO his abseut-rlinded-
hess or the presence Of a quart inside
thc suitcase TO pu, it on ts. s-ee. lug
Tase rack overhead. And he sruntel that he knew
shat nc was doins. when she suggested a fear that
she heavy suitcase might break down the rack
She started snsist. but he snapped. cutting her
en-
50 they settled their day-coaoh seats. The little
9oman uncomfora6ly kept glancing up at the rack
snd uncoasciousIy lingering her shoulder as if pre-
farirG e FOR blow.
Again she ventured. Dear. I'm afraid"
Mind your own business it'll hold" he growled.
Bang, The words were no sooner out of his
s'oth shan down came The suitcase. I struck fairly
~ his head. crushing his new derby hat
The OF :hc tournev YVES Pleasant for the other
passenger
We watched the couple as the train sped on Is
as easy 90 reconstruct the past 20 picture them
tiei- counting DAYS
she must nave been z sweet u,tlo soul daiu,y.
Graceful gentle HarI work had snarled and twisted
ser hands Worry had wrinllled and blanched her
ace But her former glory still peeped timidly and
.adiy crom her eyes
As woo.ns lover we could picture h.m-tan.
-roHs. a--ertiye the Kind that appeals TO so many
sweet shrinking women.
or course he had been one OF the oads who u1ael,
saer real nature their inner vciousness until they
gave won their brides
Time unmasking him. bringing out his real
aature. jest il does with all Of rs. Not under
s,andng The law OF the Attraction of Opposites his
vic probably is oewildsred az the change. Maybe
coca ssoraffv y-ovaar- thine .,t~, t,,.c
turned better II che bad married the other man
u IS SO easy 90 become thoushtess after the first
few months years OF married life. with the
glamour some and the romance duued thoushtless-
res easily becomes neglect.
And the neglect too frequently grows into i'm
difference and lack OF consideration so that the
husband without realizing & says things q. hI wife
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
DECEMBER 5. 1922


Naming the baby is awful job and a lot OF fond
aareuts make awful Job of Il 4 better plan
sV0uld be TO let each individual grow TO years OF
discretion under a designatory number and then
dave the free right 20 choose any name that suited
him Clarence" as a name for men is Just now in
she critical lime light though fighting men
s!ke Gen Edwards carry such a designation and
pot lose courage But, Il IS the women, after OF,
zvho do most reOellng against names that may have
Jeen given them. Mos. frequently they are 10 be
5ound rcvamping with twisted spelling the names
with which well meaning parents of poor taste have
labeled them.
. Strange that who flock in herds to follow
abe styles set by cunning modistes from short to
eraiIng skirts viii suddenly seek something exotic
On for their babies. Perhaps they do it for
che same reason they want a new MODE because
s'everybodys wearing it," but will wildly rebel if
enother woman in the town gets garment
5ke their The bureau OF informaton-why
sve cannot fathom, but the official reason is given
- FOR statistical rurposes"-at wellesley college
has made a compilation OF their first names Helen
seds the list with 122 representatives. Elizabeth
comes in second with 100 and Mary otis grand old
name) is third with 90 Dorothy. Katherine Mar
garet. Ruth and Marion are we'll represented while
common but less popular are Alice. Eleanor Fran
ees, Louise, Mildred and Virginia. A group OF very
Unusual is also found including Athleen
rarlyl, Cevina. Darrell. Elabel Eltse EIvine Gizeue
ffeTmina, Juvanta. Lilith. Leoma. Laah NIadalon.
Mariquita, Mena. Varena, Silha Vida and Chaie
All the good this college satsticl compilation can
20. as far see. IS to suggest some strange
fnes for puzzled mammas and papas But the
chances that the old standbys in first names Will
continue in popular use.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
Just Folks
THE SIDE STREET.

oh, I've been IN and down the town.
I've walked with men OF high
reuown.
I've tramped the busy thorough
fares where many q fortunes
made.
I've swung my eager way along ana
jcstled with the motley throng
Ana stopped at wonder windows
where the riches are displayed.
know the thrills the strangers
seek. I've lived with them week
after week.
I've heard men utter Obs and Ans
at sights grown commonplace.
But l go past the buildings tail and
never notice them at all.
Go past the great stone giants and
I never turn my face.
But there's a spreading maple tree
can always get smile from me.
And there's one street in all the
town the strangers never find.
\ little street. cut East and West.
where kindly folk come home 10
rest.
y gentle modest thorOughfare
with friendly houses lined
There's nothing there 20 stre,ch tn
eyes OF visitors in glad surprise
No marvels wrought in steel anu
stone AT which man woulC
stare.
It's just a quiet. gentle street. where
children race on flying feet.
But it's the street / love the best
my little home is there.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
JUSTICE

= few more instances Of such speedy admins
terng of justice that which occurred in the city
EAST week when two highway robbers were sen
Fenced to prison within less than "a hours after
sheir crime. should have a Statutory effect on curb
ing such crimes
. II was a commendabe piece Of work that the
tolice apprehended these highwaymen almost be-
Tore they were out OF sight o: the scene of their
crime. The sentence imposed the following day a
term OF 10 to 20 years in prison should serve as a
warming to others who a all tempted to resort
60 highway robbery rather than honest labor as a
means OF living. that society demands a harsh pun
sshment Of those who hout he's DEGREES.
A. Highway robbery has always been one of the
2nost desPcable crimes in the entire catalogue OF
rrime- It was recognition of this despicableness
that prompted state Legislature to change the
former penalty of two TO "a years in prison to 10
20 20 years There is no place for such criminal
outcasts highway robbers outside Of prison walls
vigant police force is an absolute eesentiai to
make penalties determined upon by the legislature
affective in curb.n6 crime The vigilance and eff
fectiveness of the local Cepartment. as manifested
en- the quick apprehension of two experienced high
Svay men, should be much of a deterrent warming
10 those Of that ilk the severe punishment i'm
hosod by tho court
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

1t is a pity that the evils of i'm
proper ventilation are not better
understood.
Doctors demand fresh air and all
the other simple things in everyday
living, not because you viii feel bet
ter and have a good appetite, but
because you must follow these prac-
tees or suffer the probability of ac-
curing some serious illness.
Lack Of proper ventilation. dirty
lodgings and personal uncleaEi-
ness cause many ills. Among such
ailments is a condition called 'aden-
tits" This word means inflammation
Of a gland. If the inflamed gland
is in the neck-the cervical region
lit is called "cercical Admits"
The trouble is particularly pre-
valent in children. When I was a
young doctor this form Of Admits
was popularity called "scrofulous
glands" Even now it is counted by
many as a symptom OF "schOfula.
Today il IS believed that such glands
show a tubercular tendency.
DO not be disturbed by this
statement, because catarrh. bad
teeth, diseased tonsils and ear
trouble may produce this condition.
You see, the Emphatic glands
are a sort of filter 10 take out OF the
circulation any foreign material
which may do harm to the general
health Whenever a gland becomes
iEflamed because it is overworked,
SO to speak, you should take warn
inS.
This condition IS shown first by
the presence OF Kernels. These
kernels are really an enlargement,
Of the clandn Of tho noel Tht
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

fitting than the Father of his Coua-
'ry.' or he might even start a move
mcrt 10 call Uncle Sam by some
other title
His gestion-absurd as it is
without any observation-disclosures
three-fold more so as he cites his
reasons for desiring such a change;
namely to coin a name suitable for
headline" writer's. Metropolitan
journalists and those Of the south
west, north and east have seen ii
TO use the cognomen. Fighting
Irish as a fttinS tribute to a great
representative group Of football
players. They are not likely TO
change TO suit the whim Of a space
filing writer
Furthermore, no member OF tho
.Notre Dame team-be ne German.
English. Polish Or what-not-ha5
ever felt sighted or ashamed of be-
ing known "a member of tao
Fighting Irish"
I believe ] am expressing The ser
timent of true Notrc Dame followers
in expressing myself thus.
\ \otre Dame admirer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
By DR.. r. S. Copeland

sub-maxillary glands the glands un-
der the jaw. are affected first
IN the beginning these kernels
are freely movable under the skin
Then, as groups of glands become
infected. large masses OF thickened
tissue result.
As the trouble progresses, an alb
cess may form. This means taa5
pus germs have found their way to
the irritated gland and suppuration
takes place Then there is point
ing" of the abcess. breaking Of the
surface Of the skin and discharge
of pus.
1t IS not uncommon for the little
hole TO remain open. 1t fails 10 hea,
and continues TO run. 1t is slow to
heal because of the anaemic condi-
ton of the patient. Other glands
become involved unless great care
j. taken to build up the general
health.
If the teeth, nose and throat are
kept i'm good condition, and if the
manner Of living is correct. cerv!cal
adenitis Will never apear. The con-
d.tion is an evidence of bad hygiene
In the treatment, therefore, first
consideration should be given the
daily habits Of the victim. and OF
prime importance are fresh air and
sunshine,
Good food should be given, such
a5 milk. cream. eggs, fresh green
vegetables, fruits and only a little
meat. Candy and rich pastries
should be limited TO mealtime.
Internal medication should be
prescribed by your family doctor,
and he will advise regarding surgi-
cal procedure should it be necessary
in an extreme case.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
Other Z EDITORS Than Our.


tMOntsOmery, Ala, Advertiser)
The flbus;er "a complete success. The Dyer
anti -ynching bill has been has been definitely and
permanently piseonholed
The southern senators who set themselves to the
task of talking the bill death as a partisan,
uuconst utiOual measure their contest.
Only i'm desperate conditions desperate reLle-
dies justified. The DYER bill plainly unconsti-
tuou7l i'm that Il purported To give the federal
Crnment the RIGHT To enter states and the counties of
separate states and punish individuals any
NnchinE that might take place. Moreover it
provided means for furnishing innocent parties The
uiu YVES uaVtse ana it-adV!sed legislation of this
character was attempted In reconstruction days and
ia failed leteiy The tnti-lynchius bill. like
ether measures of its character adopted IN other
would have resulted i'm HARM rather than ben
ent rcr the negro. u was correctly described
THE drs piece OF sectional hatred legislation pro-
posed i'm congress for 80 years" The last
Force tH OF .riqultouS memory which Sen. Morgan
and other senators from The south talked TO deaths
And rs rae same .ue-ho3s and with the per-
unacU .ha senators ct today from The south fill
mustered t-c lrqui,ous sectional method TO death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
Ole publiepulSQ
IRISH" GOOD ENOTGH.

South Bend Ind.
Dec. {. 1922
Editor News-TimeS
Dear Sir:
An editorial in this afternoon
south Bend Tribune in which the
writer suggests that a new and more
adequate cognomen for the NCtrr
Dame footbaI, team. 20 replace the
Traditional Fighting Irish" be coin
ed can either be construed as in
sulting OF ludicrous. To my mind. il
IS both. although the luGicrcus ele-
nlent l. more evident.
II the omniscient editor succeeds
in having the -. called by sCme
other name thrt-shou; the country
and nathinC j. more remote-he
is likely 10 follow with a contest
70 have his subscribers suggest
name for George Washington more
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

LBlltin1nr. lln.t

Baltimore lOSt1
Hard coal u.s. being shipped i'm sealed box
cars announces "A Philadelphia and Reading Official
This necessary. for half the coal an open-top
car frequently disappears these days before il
reaches destination stolen ~ reople with empty
coal bins
Eis thefts are common in our country. are they
simply oUtcroppinrs OF a widespread spirit OF dis
honesty ike bo.ls from bad biood3 National con
G.tions usually reflect the majority of people
tolerate muHonaues because aG want 10 be mil
Ecuaircs ourselves.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
More Truth
0Than pOotru
~ danes 8 AODtaSlQ q

TOO EARLY
I've very often wondered,
But still remain in doubt.
Why streams can not be plundered
OF 1.-THE and lusty trout,
Unless a chap arises
At half past three, A NJ,
To tempt the finny prizes
And make a prey Of them.
'Tvould set my soul a tingle
At this time of the year
To stalk through dell and dingle
The dun and dappled deer
But in the forest lonely
Where these gaunt creatures run
They can be hunted only
Before the rise of sun
I understand that rabbits
Ey no one can be shot
Whose early rising habits
Were long aso forgot
And he who fingers idly
Until the suns bright glare
Upon the world shines wisely
Can never harm a hare.
The Nimrod complex in me
is strong and keen and deep
But t can never win me
From necessary sleep.
It's lots OF fun. 1 gather.
To kill these creatures dead.
But just the same I'd rather
Put in the tire in bed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
ALCOHOL

Are sou p-ayine for the day when alcohol as
.uel for autos. VIII comparatively force down the
price of caecllne2
The Wall Street Journal says: Control OF the
United States Industrial Alcohol CO. = believed 10
have passed 10 The Standard oil Co of New Jersey"
The foresight OF big corporations Is cairvoyant
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
CHRISTHAS SEALS

One more indication OF the departure of govern
ment departments from the stony impersonal atti-
tude toward non-Sovernmental activities is the priv
ilege granted this year for the first time to the
National tuberculosis association sell Christmas
seals in the corridors of postofces throughout the
country
1t is recognition of the great benevolent work
this Organization is doing for humanity it is
well merited recognition In the past it was the
plea Of tho department that the rush of Christmas
business was a tremendous burden on postoffice
facilities adequate anywhere.
Modification Of its past stand shows that where
there is viii there IS a way" and that that maxim
is not beyond application even in governmental
business DESPITE any amount of red tape
This step Will do inesti,nable good, and certainly
IL does the postofice no harm. Through the booths
which may be set up in postoffices throughout
the country thousands letters and packages will
this year bear these Christmas seals that would
otherwise have gonc without them
The decision has made it possible for the National
tuberculosis association to do much good to the
entire country. Every seal sold the alternating
to certain extent Of the sunerngs of those whom
the association is working to help.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
Dill hlnstrond

party and the next morning be afraid
20 put your hand in your pocket for
fear that you had no money
Indeed. we have Extra. Blu. we
have always been under the impress
sion that we were the only sink in
the world that ever had that eX-
pcrienCe.
-D-
The Round Table Is going TO dis
cuss the beer and Light issue az its
rext meeting. tn not be the first
time that this subject has been talk
Cd on al a round table
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
HE OF THE OLDEST TRANSFER
FIRM IN THE CITY

Doctor, if there is anything the
matter with me don't frishten me
half TO death by giving it a long
scientific name. Just tell me what
il is in plain English. said Fred
Loughman.
..Weu. sir. 10 be frank. YOU are
lazy"
Thank you. doctor. Now tell me
the scientific name for it. I've got to
report to the missus.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
EITHER THIS. OR HANG HIM IN
\ WE'LL

CLARA. do you know anything
a bout this book. Thirty Ways 10
Hold a Husband
NO. but 1 think the strangleholo
is best
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
NEWER SATISFIED

NENER SATISFIED
Having put a half dozen RepGoE
cans into the White House. Ohio "a
now experimenting with an attcmp:
10 land a Democrat there next t.ms
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

whenever il rains. darn if We can
help L. but we always faIl TO No''S :
ing over whether Nelson Jones, inc
affabIe undertaken IS out In the We'
i'm his $50 felt boot hat.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

We are having our other suit
cleaned and pressed in preparation
for attending what We shall des-
cribe as a program Of psychic phe-
nomena at the oliver tneater next
Sunday night, given by one DR.. G.
NJ Eddy. Ed halls from Niles and is
an old friend of ours and we hap
Zen TO know that Eds show is
whole lot better than Barnum's.
Now if We can get Eddie to slip us
a pair Of skulls for his entertain
ment, we'll be all set.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

and commits dicourtesies tina. he would not dream
Of trying IN the presence CT another woman.
Indifferent husbands and careless wives are tram
ping their roses. The secret Of real welded bliss
is constant renewal of courting days. Marriage
IS failure the day we become plain husband and
wife instead of sweethcarts.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

New device tells the depth of the sea by echo
If tried at the thrce-nle nmic the echo viii return
drink
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

Doc Munger. Of the First Method
isl church. had the shock of his llIe
sunday evening, so he tells US. re
found US wandering around IN the
neighborhood of his church re"
minutes before the services began.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

one senator is suggesting force be used against
coal hoarders. We suggest The force be a police
force
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

Did you ever" inquired the former
lance corporal that occupies the
desk adjoining ours, $50 out on
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
HarHkord -Sarony
Rugs In a Remarkable Exhibit

rare opportunity select these fine rugs presented in
the exhibit progress Every pattern of Hartford Saxony
rugs displayed in samples from which selections may be
made Rugs fit the size of any be ordered special
assembled here
The personal representatives of the Bgeo Hartford Carpet
Company in charge Of the exhibit until Wednesday, 1t is
urged therefore that all who interested purchasing rugs
the better kinds the exhibit and choose from the
plete presented.
For Hartford Saxony rugs of such superior quality that
they appropriate with the finest furnishings They evi
dence rich Coorngs and in deepe texture the exquisite
artistry of expert craftsmanship.
Third Floor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

II is announced that Dudley Shi-
vely will be unable TO give his fam
Gus dance Of the seven wells at the
st. James bazaar tonight. as the
shipment Of wells hasn't arrived in
town yet
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

II nroved. however, to be false
alarm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

Charles Is. sax got in bad with the
policemen when he tried TO distri-
butte hand bills advertising his store
at the banquet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05
ThQIoworg(BabQl

Next 10 rather Longs bazaar a.
the Ohver hoteI today, we tG-uk the
most important SocIai even, OF the
wees - A.. - Steed gong out OF
business sale.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

OF course its too late now. Dut
We JUST wanted 10 mention II tnat Il
anyone in town had anything rough
they wanted 10 pull OF. last nisnt
would have Oeen a good time 10 ma, G
pulled II. as al the cops mad a ban
luet al The Oliver hote, together.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

John Sweeney. Andy We.sbergs $
head bouncer, got excited over hav-
ing 80 many cOgpers around tnat ne
thOughuessly asked ". e. Dawes OF
the BOARD o. safety, whether he had
q day or night beat. And Sweeney
thought that Mayor SeebIrt was one
Of the tramc officers at Michigan ana
Washington.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-12-05

South Bend Ind
Dec. 4. 1922
New Ulm review., 1922-11-15
CITY COUNCIL ACCEPTS
HOGEN'S RESIGNATION

+ Resignation Of George Hogen, for ~
er Justice Of the peace, was accepted
by the City Council at it's meeting
November 9. Mr.. Hogen resigned
September 6 after he had been struck
by Albert Pfaender, city attorney.
He had served as justice six years..
Mr. Pfaender hit Judtice Hogen
ter the latter had bound over a
client Of his to the grand jury. He
WIS arrested for assault and in the
ensuing trial admitted the blows but
declared they had been struck in self
defense. Mr.. .Hogen denied making
any threatening gestures. but after
jury of New Ulm business men had
deliberated for two and one-half hours
they brought in a verdict of acquittal
for the City, Attorney. 6s..t
Frank Niemann reported ! to his
fellow Council members that he had
tried repeatedly to- have Mr.. Hogen5
reconsider his, resignation but without!
avail. He declared that Mr.. Hogen.
wanted the resignation accepted. Up
on motion of Fred Hamann the resig-t
nation was accepted unanimously .sz.s,,,
: This leaves. N. Heningsen as the
only Justice Of the Peace in New Tim.
New Ulm review., 1922-11-15
NOTICE OF SALE. {.
TO WHOM TT MAY CONCERN
AND PARTICULARLY AUGUST

!: AND PARTICULARLY AUGUST
j. KALI: E At
I Take notice, that on the 1st day Of
December, a. D.. 1922, at 10 o'clock
A.. M, at the garage of Robert w.
Radke, at 100 North Broadway, in the
City of New Ulm, Minnesota, the
undersigned, Robert W.. Radke, will
sell at public auction to tie highest
bidder for cash the following described
property; to-wit:
One Allen Five Passenger Automo-
bile, Model Al, Frame Serial No
18641, License No. B.-l25O51.
Said property is now in the possess
sion Of said Robert w. Radke and
said Robert w. Radke has, owns and
holds lien against said property for
and on account of certain repairs and
alterations made, and labor, skill and
material expended thereon, and for
keeping and storing said property as
bailee, all at the request of one August
KALI, the owner Of said automobile,
and in the legal possession of such
automobile at the time such storage,
repairs, alterations, labor skill and
material were contracted for and re-
quested.
That on the date Of sale there will
be due and owing to said Robert w.
Radke, exclusive Of the expenses Of
advertising and sale, the sum of Fiji
ty-sevens & 45-l0o (s57.45) Dollars
and a !. esuc such property will be sold to
satisfy such lien and debt, and the
expenses Of advertising and Of the
sale. M
Dated at New U]m, Minnesota, this
28th day Of October, A. D. 1922.
ROBERT W. RADKE. #
F ;PElFAENDER & ERICKSON Esqs.,
His attorneys,
New Ulm, Minnesota.
I MIC, 5. .ts Adv. 44-6..
New Ulm review., 1922-11-15

Mrs. Herman Brueskes and sister,
Mrs. Albert Duehn we're visitors in
-Nicollet with relatives last Friday and
Satur ay. 6.sss .. y..
Mr.. and Mrs. joe Hanslick and the
ldtters mother, Mrs. John Smasal ST
Lafayette were Thursday visitors in
New Ulm. i, n 5j ;sz.;s3I h /, E,ts,