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Palisadian., 1922-12-16
Good-Bye! Good
Luck to You
By H. LOUIS RAYBoLD

%. 1922. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate)
Its the chance Of lifetime!" said
John Bates. Then, as other consid-
erations came to mind, "In way" he
added thoughtfully.
His fellow physician, Chester
Haynes, regarded him quizzically.
You mean"
IF one had no ties at home," said
the other frankly.
THAT'S right" agreed Chester. men
tally making note of the fact that
what he had feared was true. John,
too, was in love with Mary Hamre,
A darned unfortunate mixup.
ITO study tuberculosis on such
vast SCALE" went on John utterly un-
aware of his friends train of thought,
well, it's a tremendous opportunity.
Will you take it, Ches?"
Haynes shrugged his shoulders.
"Well sleep on it," he said.
The chance had come for one Of
them to go abroad with relief COM
mission TO study the white plague in
by the war and resultant famine. Both
men had specialized along that line,
although recently Haynes was devel-
oping more or less general practice
among the city's well-to-do and even
socially prominent families. This ex
perience abroad would mean contact
with well-known continental physi
clans and would endow the man who
underwent it with worthwhile author
ity on his return. To be sure, 1t
meant certain hardships and an in
definite absence from home.
That night John felt himself pulled
in two directions. His professional
ambition urged him to accept the op
portunity. His love for Mary prompt
ed him to cast 1t aside and devote his
Palisadian., 1922-12-16
Keeping Him Occupied.

While making a trip with my baby
l had my most embarrassing moment
He was standing up in my lap. hold
ing onto the back of the seat in front
having a delightful time, while 1 was
gazing through the window at a cal
skidding from side to side on muddy
road
Several passengers began to laugh
Turning around. l found baby wav.
ing toupee in the air. He had
grabbed it off an old mans head.-Chi.
cago Tribune.
Palisadian., 1922-12-16

efforts to winning her affection. FL
nally, as the hours wore on, he de-
cided to leave the matter in Chester's
hands. After all, as his senior, he
was perhaps entitled to first deci-
sion.
Meanwhile the other man wrestled
with no difficulties whatever. John
must be the man to go. He. Chester
Haynes, sacrifice the practice he had
SO carefully built up and which was
proving remarkably lucrative, in order
to spend months in some God-forsaken
spot treating foreigners? But, more
to be considered than that was the
fact that with John out Of the way,
Mary would surely succumb to his
wooing, which should be as ardent
and persuasive as he could make It,.
And Doctor Haynes unquestionably
had a way with women.
The two men met on their hospital
rounds next morning "WellY' said
John abruptly.
Take It," said Chester. You de-
serve it. You're the better man for
the job and 1 yield to you" His
words conveyed sense of self-sacri-
fee decidedly at variance with the
truth.
'T-it doesn't seem right. old man"
Now that the way was clear, John
realized how much he had longed to
30. His regret at the thought of leav-
Ing Maryland without even letting
her know he cared, as Of course he
must do-would come later.
That evening Chester called on
Mary, initiating the first step of a
well-planned campaign.
II suppose you've heard of John
Bates new job?" he asked casually,
nicking his cigarette ash into a lac
quered tray on the stand beside him.
Mary's brown eyes widened. New
iobY'
Goodi John hadn't let her know
yet "Why, yes" said Johns good
friend. zone of us is able to go
across with the relief commission TO
study tuberculosis. AS John seemed
er--so keen waived any prior claims
myself In his favor"
"How very splendid p cried Mary.
and Chester appropriated the tribute
to himself.
"John will 60 far" returned Haynes
Adicially. because he will put his
Palisadian., 1922-12-16

work above everything else. Absolutely
everything" he emphasized.
Mary threw him q thoughtful
glance. when does he goY' sha
asked quietly.
"Oh, in a week or So" said Chester
carelessly. Hell be frightfully busy
arranging his affairs. I'll take over
a considerable part Of his practice. BY
the way. Mary, I'm coming around
after hours tomorrow in my new road
ster. Won't you try it out? Got to
see an old chronic up at her summer
home in Westchester. And hows
your aunt?"
Mary smiled. Her aunt had for sew
eral years enjoyed a comfortable in
validism which entailed the frequent
calls of her dear doctor Haynes. 1t
was her not very well concealed am
bition to get him into the family, and
she gave her niece little respite In
the matter.
"Auntie's in her usual poor health"
Mary said. "Will you see herr
1t was true, as Chester had said.
tldt JOHA WClC UuSS ohSN, o1A
he took vicarious pleasure in the
thought that otherwise he would have
been tempted to feast his eyes as fire.
quently as possible upon Mary's dear
face before he went. And to do so
would be difficult without letting her
know he cared unbelievably.
Poor, deluded John! AS if Mary
hadn't guessed long since the state Of
his affections: 1t takes so slight
betrayal of voice or look or gesture
to tell such news to the most stupid
Of girls, and Mary Hamre was an ex-
tremely bright woman. Even Aunt
Ellen knew John loved Mary? The
trouble was, did Mary love John? Ger
tainly not, If Aunt Ellens influence
counted for anything. Why, Chester
Haynes was worth two of John Bates
Came the day Of Johns departure.
Chester was to see him off at the
steamer, and, in generous mood, de-
cided to run around and get Mary.
He could well afford to be magnani-
nous considering that few hours
would put rolling miles of ocean be-
tween the two of them, and, to con-
tinue the nautical metaphor, all would
be clear sailing for him.
After all, Mary was out, and de-
layed by tire trouble, Chester reached
the pier just as the last "All ashore
that's going ashore was being sound
ed. But far up on an upper deck he
saw John. If he felt a slight wish
professionally that he stood in Johns
shoes, he reminded himself that he
had had the chance and refused 1t.
Thare was adequate compensation
awaiting him.
He lifted his hat and waved it.
"Good-by; good luck to you" The
words froze on his lips. Who was
that beside John? Mary
John must have seen the look on
his face. Making trumpet of his
hands, he called to him: Quietly
an hour ago. Tried to get hold of
you, but couldn't. Wanted to avoid
fuss with Aunt Ellen. Congratulate
us!"
And Mary. her face radiant above
the armful Of roses she carried, nod
ded happy affirmation. "It was my
idea! !" she told him, and the explana-
tion was sufficient. Mary. would brook
no obstacles.
Haul In the gangplank !"
Slowly, with dignity and majesty,
the liner drew away. Chester turned
to his new maroon roadster. It was
all he had left to return to.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Brought Joy
to Babies for
Fifty Years

What mother doesn't know the
value of Teethina?
For nearly fifty years this wonder.
full prescription has brought joy and
happiness to countless thousands of
little suffering children.
Teethina is absolutely harmless and
Endorsed by the medical profession.
1t IS wonderful in relieving bowel
troubles Of babies and little children
such as Diarrhea, Cholera Morbus,
Cholera Infantum, Dysentery and
Constipation. It is also invaluable in
breaking up cold. Remember-it's
just baby, so be careful what med
fcines you use.
Teethina is sold by all druggists,
but if you can't get it, send 3Oc to
Moffett Laboratories, Columbus, Ca,
and get a package together with valu-
able Baby et-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
HOPELESS,

She was a pretty young thing and
terribly in earnest when she applied
for staff position on Chicago paper
A woman reporter, emissary from
the city editor, carried the usual mes.
sage, mo vacancies"
"Well," she sighed, Il don't wish
the women on the newspaper any
harm, but 1 wish some Of them would
get out and give the rest of US q
chance"
"They don't, though the woman re.
porter assured her cheerfully. even
when they get married they hold on
to their jobs harder than ever"
The youthful applicant regarded her
speculatively.
'And they live a long time, too,
don't they?" she concluded.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Warned by Experience.

"Mum-mum-Mister Johnson" SIAM
mered young Sankey Sphinx. 81 want
to mum-marry your daughter, Zonza-
line. I'm not good enough for her,
but"
You're dead safe in telling that
to me-" interrupted Gap Johnson OF
Rumpus Ridge, Ark, 'but don't let
her NAV hear you say it. When I
was counting the girl that is my pres
ent wife l told her mother that Z
wasn't good enough for her daughter,
and b'dogged il she didn't believe me,
and has been a-mentioning it ever
observation-disclosures City Star.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
OCEAN LINER
BURNS AT SEA
STEAMSHIP CITY OF HONOLULU
BURNS $40 MILES OUT FROM
PACIFIC COAST
ALL ABOARD ARE SAVED
West Farion, y Freiehtcr, Goes To
Rescue OF Stranded Crew And
Passengers And All Are
Taken Aboard.

San Francisco.-Rad1o messages
have conveyed the news here that the
steamship City of Honolulu has burn
ed at sea.
1t had aboard passengers and crew
PIT persons all of whom were saved.
The West Farlan, a freighter, was
80 miles away when it picked up the
distress message and turned her
course toward the scene of the fire.
Within five hours it reached the scene
and had picked up all the passengers
and crew who had been transferred
to life boats and were floating peace.
fully on perfectly smooth and CLASSY
sea.
The West Farlons registered ton
mage is 7,451. She was bound from
San Francisco to YOkohoma.
Less than half a dozen of tie pas
sengers were from the eastern part
of the United States. A large num-
Der were from Honolulu, most Of
them from Los Angeles, and other
southern California points.
Fifty-six of the passengers were in
the saloon, the other 16 third class.
Thirty-four of the saloon passengers
were women. One woman was trav-
cling third class with a baby girl.
The City of Honolulu originally was
the German passenger liner Freider-
ich Der Crosse, built at Stettin in
1896 and used in transatlantic travel
until 1914, when she wan informed in
an American harbor. When the
United States entered the war the
liner was renamed the Huron, and
used as a transport carrying troops
to France.
After the war the ship was brought
to San Pedro, Cal, and was recondi-
toned for the Los Angeles Steamship
Company. The City of Honolulu and
her companion ship, the City of Los
Angeles, formerly the German steam
er Kronprinzessin Cecilie, recently be-
gan the first direct passenger service
with Honolulu that Los Angeles ever
had.
The City of Honolulu's registered
tonnage is 10,6S8; her length 523 feet.
The vessel has twin screws.
The ship was homeward bound to
San Pedro, Cal, from Honolulu, and
was 1,405 miles east of Honolulu and
$40 miles southwest of San Pedro
when the fire broke out.
Capt. H. r. Lester of the City Of
Honolulu reported that the condition
of the City of Honolulu was critical.
Fire broke out aboard the City of
Honolulu shortly after 5 o'clock in
the morning, and spread so rapidly
that all those aboard had to take to
small boats.
Although three other vessels, the
Matson liner Enterprise, the army
transport Thomas and the private
yacht Casino of Edward L. Doheny,
Los Angeles oil magnate, heard the
distress signals from the Honolulu
before the West Farlon did, the
freighter was only so miles away
when it started to the rescue shortly
before noon.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Forest Station Established.

So marked has been the destruction
of the timber lands in the southern
Appalachian region that the Depart
ment of Agriculture has established
new forest experiment station at
Asheville, N. c., to determine meth
DDS of conservation and control, says
the Scientific American. This station
is the first of it's kind in the eastern
states. A further object of the estab-
lishment is to secure information for
forests regarding the handling of
southern trees.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
DYED HER BABY'S COAT,
SKIRT AND CURTAINS
WITH "DlAMOMD DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con-
tains directions SO simple any woman can
new. Even if she has never dyed before,
she can put new, rich color into shabby
skirts, dresses, waists, coats, stockings,
sweaters, coverings, draperies, hangings,
everything. Buy Diamond Dyes-no other
kind-then perfect home dyeing is guar
anteed. Just tell your druggist whether
the material you wish to dye is wool or
silk, or whether it is linen cotton, or
mixed goods. Diamond Dyes never streak,
spot, fade or Observation-Disclosures.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
When England Had No Dukes

The duke of Norfolk was brought
to the block in 1872, and in him per,
ished the last surviving English duke.
For more than half century England
had to do it's best-defeat the Spanish
armada, conquer Ireland, circumnavi-
gate the globe, lay the foundations of
empire, produce the literature of the
Elizabethan age-without any ducal
assistance-FrOm Pollard's History
of England"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
How Can He Lose?

New York.-"He kept us out OF
obesity" is the slogan of fifty men
and fifty women-former members of
Health Commissioner Copeland's re-
ducing classes-who today organ
feed the Copeland Fat Mems and Fat
Women's League to boom the COM
missioner's campaign as the Demo
cratic nominee for U. S. Senator.
Miss Georgia Heffner, who organ.
lied the league, said that DR.. Cope.
land had helped her reduce from PAL
pounds to 161 and that she couldn't
do enough for him."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
HOW TWO women
ESCAPED OPERATIONS
Doctor Advised Use of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Happv Results in Both Cases

St.Joseph, Missouri. -"Both of my
sides swelled and hurt me so that |
could not move or do any Of my work.
There was heavy pressure and pains
through my lower organs and the
doctor told me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for these
troubles. He said l had this one
chance, and if the Vegetable Com
pound did not help me nothing but an
operation would. After taking several
bottles felt it was helping me and
now / am able to do my own work If
my testimonial will help others l shall
be glad for them to read it and hope
your Vegetable Compound will do
them as much good as it did me-" -
Mrs. VIM. LOCKMAN, 513 n. 4th St,
st. Joseph, Mo.
White Plains, N. Y.-'1 had such
pain that / could hardly walk and the
doctor said that | needed an opera
ton. l was sick for a year before l
started taking your medicine and I
couldnot work. saw your advertise
ment in little book and that is how
came to take Lydia E. Pinkham's
medicines. / have been taking the
Vegetable Compound and Lydia E.
Lydia f.. Pinkham's Priv:
Peculiar to Women" will be sci
to the Lydia e. PinEham Med
RWyW = = 49, H. ~
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
America-GermanY

New York.-The rush of German
girls to the United States, which has
been apparent for the last few
months, reached its peak at Ellis
Island recently. Scores from Berlin,
Bavaria, Munich, Nordhausen and
other provinces came pouring through
the gates of America from three
ships and all for the same purpose
marriage
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
A Bio Sale OF Tobacco.

Lexington, Ky.-Fifty four million
pounds of hurley tobacco were sold
here by the Burley Growers Coop,
erative Association to the r. J. Rey-
nolds Tobacco Company.
The total amount of money in
volved in the sale will not be known
until the actual transfer of the leaf
is made, officials of the association
said.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Stimulating Values of coIors.

A French eXperimenter tested the
strength Of the handgrip under colored
lights, and found red was distinctly
the most stimulating color, the remain
ing cOlOrs falling in the order: Orange,
yellow, green and blue.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
italy Leads in VioIins.

The best violin strings have always
come from Italy. Why this should be
is something of a mystery, but in the
making of strings, as in the making of
viOlins, Italy has always led the world.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Pmkham's Blood Medicine, also
Lydia E. Pinkham's Liver Pills and
used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative
Wash and the capsules and prescrlp-
ton recommended. | am doing all my
work and have gained twentypounds..
I am taking the medicines still, but l
feel fine. You have my permission to
use this letterfo the good of others. "
Mrs. MARYMARK, 81 HamiltonAye.,
White Plains, N. Y.
Some female troubles may through
neglect reach a stage when an opera
ton is necessary. But most of the
commoner ailments are not the sur
gical ones; they are not caused by
serious displacements, tumors, or
growths, although the symptoms
may appear the same.
When disturb ing ailments first ap-
pear, take Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound to relieve the pres
ent distress and prevent more seri-
GUS troubles. Many letters have been
received from women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E. Pink
ham Vegetable Compound after OPP
erations havebeen advised by attend
ing physicians.
e Textbook upon s.Ailments
you free upon request. Write
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Strike Cost A Billion.

Cleveland.-The recent strike in
the coal industry caused a total less
Of $1,1sO, 900 900, J. G. Bradley of Dun
don, w. Va, former president, declar-
ed here.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
New eeo.re = Lo.aIna Goal.

Washiag;, .--''s.v ..-...lTsis la load
Ing coai ::..s were acL'SSeG ct. )
when 40,5s6 cars Of soft coal and
GAS cars Of anthracite were loaded,
federal FEEL distributor Sees an.
aeansea. -
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Merely Shifts 1t.

The man who doesn't want any
trouble and endeav0rs to smooth
things so he will have none, not infre-
quently mixes the dope for some one
else.-EXchange.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
Hiuhly Displeased,

Pamela (who has been told to brush
her teeth you always ask
me to do that, and it's my favOrite
thing I hate to do."-Life.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

No ugly, grimy streaks on the
clothes when Red Cross Ball Blue IS
used. Good bluing gets good results.
All grocers carry it.-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Successful men possess either ability
or nerve.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Some marriages are arranged in the
drawing room and disarranged in the
courtroom.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Getting up early is more often a
matter of taste rather than Of prin-
cfple.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
The Better Plan.

Don't you think she should have
her voice cultivated?"
eyes, plowed under"-Life.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20
So Different From Hers.

Edith-"Jack wants me to set the
date for our wedding" Miss Flyrte-
Goodness! Do your fiances take their
engagements as seriously as that ?'-
Boston Evening Transcript.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Scatter with one hand gather with
two
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-10-20

Lydia E. Pinkham's Private Textbook "AilmentS
Peculiar to Women will be Write
Lydia Il. Pnlham Medicine Co.. Massachusetts,
This book contains valuable information.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-06
RETAIL MERCHANT s
ADVERTISING COSTS
RECOGNIZED As LOW

NEW YORK, April Am an article
which recently appeared in The
Fourth Estate it was demonstrated
that the retail merchant is cities Of
10000 to 10000 all over the United
States paid only an average of five
and six-tenths cents per inch for his
newspaper advertising space. This
survey was made by E. H. Harris,
secretary treasurer of the Richmond.
Qnd.), Palladium, who discussed it
at length before the annual meeting
of the Inland Daily Press association
in Chicago. 'The marketing possi-
bilities of a. retail business based on
this cost of advertising would seem Ito
be unlimited, and not out of the reach
of any responsible business institu-
tion," said Mr.. Harris.
Mr. Harris said the "per inch per
THOUSAND" basis affords a common
level for the measurement of adver-
tising values from both the news
paper and the retail point of view.
He said with the discrimination OF
this information TO a large number
of retail merchants throughout the
country, there is danger that the
items of quality of circulation, pres
tige of medium. and value of service
furnished to make space more eff
fective, will be overlooked. Almost
every firmly established newspaper
includes all these values in making a
contract with the advertiser. but so
little emphasis is laid upon them that
in a great majority of cases the ad-
vertiser doesn't realize what he is
getting"
Arizona republican., 1922-04-06
summon EmeraencY Ranaers

DENVER, April announcement
by Colonel p. J. Hamrock, in COM
mand of the Colorado rangers, that
the first group of emergency rangers
are being inducted into active service
in connection with the suspension Of
work in Colorado coal mines and fur
ther contradictory statements by
union officials and operators regard
ing the effectiveness of the strike or
der featured the days developments
in the controversy between miners
and operators in Colorado today.
Many Seek Licenses to Fish
WILkESBARRE. Pa, April 5. -
The anthracite mine suspension in
Arizona republican., 1922-04-06
PASS SUBSIDY BILL
AND SEE PRIVATELY
OWNED FLEET.LASKER

WASHINGTON, April Gross ex-
amined continuously for three hours
by two Democratic members Of the
house merchant marine committee as
to operations of the shipping board
and details of the administration
plan to build up a merchant marine.
of the joint congressional hearings on
the ship subsidy bill, predicted that
II the measure was enacted a pri
vately owned American merchant
fleet of 100000 tons would be. on
the seas within a short time. Such
fleet, he said, would be sufficient
to carry half of the foreign COM
merce of the United States. The ses-
sion was devoted entirely to cross
examination of the chairman by Rep
resentatives Briggs Of Texas and Da-
Wis of Tennessee
A statement by Mr.. Lasker that
rail and water transportation should
be more closely co o-ordinated, brought
forth a remark from Chairman Jones
of the senate commerce committee,
that he thought flexible organiza-
ton" should be created to bring
about cooperation between the in
terstate commerce commission and
the shipping board.
Appointment OF group of ex-
perts to represent both bodies, Mr..
Lasker explained, is embraced in the
merchant marine program now pend
ing before the house and senate COM
mittees.
Cross examination of Mr.. Lasker is