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New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

Apparently the only way in which
peace may be induced to settle once
more on Erin is for Britain to make
separate treaty with each member
of tho Dahl
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

After only a sketchy acquaintance
with this years illicit beverages, we
wonder why the stills don't explode
much more frequently.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

RECIPROCITY IN OHIO
Mr.. and Mrs. Pearl Miller and children,
Ferris aud Mary. spent Sunday afternoon
with Mr.. and Mrs. Nato Smith Of Strouds
Run.
Mrs. Pearl Miller helped Mrs. Nate Smith
with her butchcrng work Tuesday-Thc
Athcns. Ohto. "Mesaen0er"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07
TO THE TRIBUNE ASSOCIATION
Who-in .oroth I 7ise to ask tt
Nightly swipes my paper basket?

Still, if the persistent pilfering
continues, the accumulations about our
desk may some day be Of interest to our
successor. He can dig down through
the strata to the deposits of January
and observe that in our vainglorious
youth We threw away some pretty good
stuff. Working upward ..gain to March
and the succeeding months, the gradual
failure Of our ambition viii. be plain.
From June on he probably won't find
anything but envelopes.
His fittings for the big game hunt IN
Africa; photograph OF himself and Russell
j. Coles on their hunt for giant 1ellyflsh
when tho monsters got under their launch
and poised It In midair until overpowered
arc among the evidences OF his phys
ical prowess.--7he World
Which leads Boyden Sparkcs to stag
ger from his bed of pain to the phone
for tho purpose Of hazarding that these
virilo medus@ must have been wine
jellyfsh.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07
The Toluer
TO AN OFFSPRING

TO AN OFFSPRING
Oh three-ysar-old male progeny,
When folk drop in to call
I watch you apprchensively.
You back against tho wall
And turn to all their mild advances
Tho most demoniac Of glances.
Though lately you your playthings
ratified,
And hailed the world a Joke,
And beloved loud and laughed and
prattled
Until I prayed you'd choke,
Az usual, you have become
To strangers deaf and almost dumb.
And I, who've boastcd Of my son
With fond paternal pride,
Now find my thoughts arc running on
A swift infanticidc.
They say: "Comc, babyl" Do you 70 {!
You don't. You stand and mutter:
"No."
The women COO to mako you smile;
The men try varied stunts;
But vain is their transparent guile.
Your sole replies are grunts.
You know-triumphan ia your glare
l will not spank while they are there.
l seek my weak revenge in verse
Which you will never read.
For when to you I would rehearse
Your each outrageous deed
Grandmother says aside to you:
"Just as your father used to dol"
"1f tho gov'memt has amy marines
thnt amt gaardin' tho mails," Uncle
Abi'neleoh Bogurdas, Of Prcokness, N.
j., s"goeots, "it might chip ON to New
York to protect tho cops"
give Cent Loaf Returns" may hint
at the arrival of normal conditions,
hut "Mexican Bandits Attack Ranch
and Kill American coupled with
"Housc Famine Called Worst in City's
History" actually falls on the neck of
the prodi9al.
We, however, will refuse to concede
the resurrection of the ante-bellum era
until they stop building theaters with
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

There's not the least use in Gus
toners submitting alleged rhymes for
Markiewicz until some one in author
ity enlightens us concerning the cor
rect pronunciation.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

We, however, will refuse to concede
the resurrection of tho ante-belum era
until they stop building theaters with
only ono balcony.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

"U tho gov'memt has any marines
that amt gnardin' tho mails" Uncle
Abtmeleoh Bogurdas, Of Prcokness, N.
d., sng0eots, "it might chip ON to Ne1u
York to protect tho cops"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-07

Plunging headlong into the vast sea
Of literature, we suggest as quiet, hu-
morous reading, to any one who plays
the sort of game we do, the article on
poker in tho Encyclopedias Britannica.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
PRINT 16-INCH BALLOT
FOR NOV. ELECTION

Madison-Ballots for WiscOnsin's
general election Nov. Z, are short
measured in inches and not feet.
The lengthy list of names common
in the past has been replaced by a
single 16-inch ballot, carrying names
of candidates under four party heads,
Democrat, Prohibition, Republican and
Socialist, with an additional independ-
ent column. Seventeen officers are to
be voted for.
On the short referendum ballot pre-
pared by the secretary of state, three
proposed constitutional amendments
are placed, to be voted on by electors.
The three amendments to be submit
ted at the general election call for a
provision permitting sheriffs to sue
coed themselves, an amendment to
change the requirements for a jury
verdict in civil cases, and an amend
ment to permit cities to increase their
Indebtedness to acquire utility prop
critics.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
FOR SHERIFF OF
BARRON COUNTY

Rice Lake-The race for sheriff OF
Barron county promises to be a free
for-all, owing to the fact that Nor
ton Martenson, who was nominated in
the primaries, failed to file his ex-
pense statement, through some mis-
understanding. The Republican coun-
ty committee will have to fill the va
cancy, the first time that it has ever
been called upon to do so.
Mr.. Martenson, who was the nomi-
nee, and his closest competitor, Charles
George, chief of police of Rice Lake,
will run Independent, and it is also
thought that the present sheriff, j. 81.
Johnson who was beaten by Dahl for
assembly, Fred Lang, present deputy,
ex-sheriff A. w. McGeorge, Dan Glenn
ons and Ike Baland may decide to
cast their hats in the ring.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing resolution was passed by the
Council Of the city of Ladysmith at
its regular meeting held October 3,
1922, at 7:30 o'clock p. NJ
G. G.. KILE,
City Clerk.
Resolution offered by Councilman
r. j. Coon:
Resolution No. 678
The initial resolution known as
Resolution No. CIT authorizing the is
suance of Water Main Extension
Bonds of the City of Ladysmith, Wis
consin, to the amount of 100000 and
providing for the levy of a direct an
nual tax for the payment of the prin-
cipal and interest thereof having been
offered and read at an adjourned reg
ular meeting of the council held at the
council rooms on September s, 1922,
at z 80 o'clock p. NJ, and having been
duly published in the Ladysmith News
Budget, the official paper of said city
in it's issues of September %, 1922
and September %, 1922 as appears
from the proofs of publication there
of now on file in the office of the city
clerk, and less than sixty days hav-
ing elapsed since said mi i l
resolution was offered and read at
said adjourned regular meeting; now,
therefore, it is by the council of the
city of Ladysmith hereby
RESOLVED:
That the aforesaid resolution for
the issuance of said Water Main Ex-
tension Bonds be and it is hereby
adopted and that the clerk of said
city is hereby directed to record said
resolution in the Ordinance Book of
said city as the legislative act Of the
council and that said bonds shall not
be issued nor sold until after the lapse
of thirty days from the recording of
said resolution in said Ordinance
Book.
r. J. COON,
Councilman.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
CITY IMPROVEMENT NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the por-
ton of the expense for paving with
REINFORCED concrete the streets and
avenues hereinafter described, which
is chargeable to the real estate benefit
ted has been determined as to each
parcel of said real estate, and state
ment of the same is on file with the
City Clerk. It is proposed to issue
bonds chargeable only to the real es-
tate to pay the special assessments and
such bonds will be issued covering all
of said assessments except in cases
where the owners of property file with
the city clerk within thirty days after
the date hereof a written notice that
they elect to pay the special assess
ments or part thereof on their prop
erty describing the same, on or be-
fore November z, 1922.
The following is description of the
streets and avenues on which said i'm
provement has been made.
That part of Second Street West
situate between the north line of Lake
Avenue and the north line of Miner
Avenue, and the south line OF Miner
Avenue and the south line of Worden
Avenue; that part of Miner Avenue
west situated between the west line
of Third Street West and the west
line of Second Street West; that part
of Worden Avenue extending from the
track of the Minneapolis, st. Paul &
Saulte Sainte Marie Railroad Com
pany where it crosses said Worden
avenue at the west terminus thereof
thence east on said Worden Avenue tc
the east line of Second Street East.
Dated October g. 1922.
BY the Council:
GEORGE LUELL,
Mayor
r. J. COON,
GEORGE MANLEY,
IT Councilman
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
FORD MAY BUILD ZINC
PLANT IN WISCONSIN

Portage, Wis, Sept. 29-Engineers
for Henry Ford have been surveying
the Wisconsin and Kickapoo rivers to
ascertain their possibilities for hydro
electric power, with a view of estab-
fishing a plant for manufacture OF
zinc, to be used in manufacture of
auto tires. 1t was said they have
taken options ON certain properties.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
HOW HAWKINS
FEELS ABOUT 1T

Much ill-feeling locally was caused
over the unsportsmanlike manner in
which the Hawkins baseball team
was treated, a repetition of what hap
pened a year ago. The blame can fall
only on the fair association and the
report is current here that the factor
les, business places and schools will
not close for next years fair unless
there is a change in the management.
Hawkins Chronicle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
MARRIAGE APPLICATIONS

Pete Sybers, Tony, and Viola Nc
Farlane Ingram, Sept. %.
Ora G. Deerwester, Hawkins, and
Myrl Bernard, Bruce, Sept. %.
Neil Nichols, New Auburn, and Lu-
cile Mahoney, Island Lake, Sept. ~.
John Tomczak and Violet Klawiter,
Strickland, Sept. %.
Smith James, Island Lake, and Mel
lie Hewitt, Eau CLAIRE, Oct. 2.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
UNEARTHED PETRIFIED
TRUNK OF CHILD

Glenwood City, Wis.,. e. Galley
her, farmer living west of this city,
thinks he has unearthed the petrified
trunk of a child in a stone which he
plowed up on his place. Nearby he
turned up a heavy flint battleaxe.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
REPLACING PIPES

Workmen have been busy for some
days replacing ventilating pipes in
machine room No. 3 at the paper mill.
that were torn down when the north
wall of the mill collapsed last spring
from the river. food.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
RUSK AND NEIGHBORS

The Wisconsin, Minnesota Light &
Power Co. has secured an option on
the plant of the Chetek Light & Pow
er Co.
Two hold-up men took $4.60 from
Arthur Houge between Cameron and
Barron at the point of revolver.
The bandits got away.
Robert E. Stande IT, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. w. A. Stande, 1913 Garfeld-av.,
Eau Claire, has been missing from his
home for three weeks and his parents
are very anxious to learn of his
whereabouts
The pea canning industry is grow
ing in Barron county. The total pack
for this season was nearly 100000
cans. The Rice Lake cannery put up
$4,000 cases, or 3,114O00 cans. There
are also canneries at Barron Cum
berland and Turtle Lake
Leading summer resort owners of
0neila and Villas counties at a meet
ing at Rhinelander took preliminary
steps for the organization of an asso-
citation of resort owners and managers
for the better development of Upper
WiscOnsin's vacation land"
Mrs. Bernhard Bauch, respected piO-
neer, was killed, and her husband seri-
Ously injured, when struck by an
automobile driven by Albert Kretlow,
as they were on the way from their
home in Cameron to the farm of their
son, Kurt, who lives north of that
place-BarrOn News-Shield.
O'Connor brothers, owners of the
largest stock farm in Waushara coun-
ty, who have one of the finest herds
in central Wisconsin, suffered a loss
of $4,000 when thirty-nine out of
forty-three head reacted to the tuber-
culin test The owners were prepar-
ing to enter some of these cattle in the
National Dairy show and had decided
to have the test taken in advance. Re-
gal King, the $4,000 herd sire, and
Regal Stand, another SIRE valued at
$500, reacted to the test.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

Three new students have been add
ed to the enrolment list Of the high
school during the past week.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

Supt. Lewis attended the superin-
tendents' convention at Madison last
Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
STATE OF WISCONSIN, IN FIRST
SPECIAL MUNICIPAL COURT FOR

STATE OF WISCONSIN, IN FIRST
SPECIAL MUNICIPAL COURT FOR
RUSK COUNTY
Main Valley Land Company, cor
poration, Plaintiff, vs.. Charles J.
Anderson and Mabel Anderson, his
wife, Defendants.
STATE OF WISCONSIN, TO THE
SAID DEFENDANTS -
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after the service
of this summons, exclusive of the day
of service of this summons, and defend
the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid; and in case of your failure
so to do, judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demand
of the complaint, copy Of which is
herewith served upon you.
J. w. CAROW,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
Postoffice address: Ladysmith, Rusk
county, Wisconsin.
(First insertion Sept. s, 1922. '22-27)
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
HUSBANDS STORY WILL
AMAZE LADYSMITH

He says: "Adler-i-ka helped my wife
for gas on the stomach and sour
stomach in TWENTY MINUTES. II
works beyond greatest expectations.
Adler-i-ka acts on BOTH upper and
lower bowel removing foul matter
which poisoned stomach. Brings out
all gasses and sour, decaying food
EXCELLENT for chronic constipa.
ton. Guards against appendicitis
Alder-i-ka removes matter you never
thought was in your system and
which may have been poisoning you
for months.-Ladysmith Pharmacy.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

The pianos in all the Ladysmitl
schools were tuned last week.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

SlSuS Ol WoIIy.
Agents of the l.. c. Smith and Un-
derwood companies were here last
week and repaired the typewriters in
the commercial department Of the
highschOol.
On Friday, Sept. %, the seniors of
the highschool ordered their class
rings from the representative Of the
Herff-Jones Company of Indianapolis
School was called at $50 instead
of O'clock last Friday to allow the
students to attend the Ladysmith.
Prentice football game in the after.
noon.
The first school party Of the year
which was given by the seniors in
honor of the freshmen was held last
Friday evening in the highschool gym
The first part of the evening was
spent in initiating the freshmen, who
had various stunts played on them
which were received with good school
spirit The latter part of the even
ing was spent in dancing, music being
furnished by the highschool orches.
ira The Prentice football team was
invited to attend this party, but we
are sorry to say that only a few OF
the boys did so.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06
HIGHSCHOOL NOTES
Attend every game this season /!

Remember the football game Sat
urday.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

Six weeks exams will soon be here
and the students faces begin to show
signs of worry.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

The lazy man makes many excuses
that are unnecessary Nobody expects
anything from him.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

The husband who charges that his
better half has fled with another be-
cause she fell in love with his automo-
bile, doesn't mean by that that she
was a model wife-Marinette Eagle
Star.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

The Wisconsin, Minnesota Light &
Power Co. has secured an option on
the plant of the Chetek Light & Pow
er Co.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-10-06

Two hold-up men took $4.60 from
Arthur Houge between Cameron and
Barron at the point of revolver.
The bandits got away.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-05
CURING A "CoLD"
BY M. Jessie Leitch

Jane Brown was ten years old and
she had never had cold in her life.
Jane went to public school, how
ever and one snowy day she came
home with bright little flags of color
in her plump cheeks, and a certain
star-like shine in her eyes that her
mother distrusted from the first.
Jane didn't want to go out and
slide OH the hill.
She didn't even want to so to the
store for Mandy, who was making
ginger cookies, and had run out OF
molasses.
This was bad enough, but when
Jane refused to go to the store for
molasses and cried when she dragged
her overshoes off, and left a little
pool of snow water on the rug be-
cause she had thrown her snowy
books on the floor. her mother took
her temperature. She knew the child
was sick.
Her temperature was nearer 103
than 1t had ever been in the short
span of her life and her mother with
very acute fear in her heart put the
child to bed and sent for the doctor.
Mother Very Much Upset
He was out of town and II was i'm
probable, his wife said, that he would
return before midnioht, at least.
James mother locked at the clock
desperately.
Phantoms of pneumonia, pleurisy,
Group and bronchitis stalked through
her mind.
Then she steadied herself with the
common sense assurance that it
m 'ght only be n cold ard bevan to
apply the simple home remedies of
Arizona republican., 1922-02-05
R6pples Of A
Wandering
BY JOHN BREck

The dry creek bed where / am wont
to consort with the lawless folk who
dwell therein--wee furry rascals who
defy civilizatian at its very door and
wanton birds who whoop and whistle
at ungodly hours when sensible peo-
pie are still abed-has suddenly be-
come a stream. A most thrilling
stream it is. too, with riffling shall
lows and treacherous depths, still
pools and singing waterfalls, and
leaping whitecaps where the wind
catches it racing around bend--a
stream Of spirit out of all proportion
to its size 1t is just the stream to
tempt any lively young fish who had
a mind to go on his spring wan
derings.
Nevertheless was startled to find
one. Where, / asked myself, could
that fish come from? Not from the
sleepy trout pools high in the hills.
for they are cut off by a tremendous
concrete dam, impossible as Niagara.
No fin could take that perilous
plunge, two hundred feet and more,
where the arched cascade dissolves
into thin spray before it falls in a
spanking shower into my stream, and
live No fin would be returning to
the Matching pools of his infancy, for
its bed would be dry before ever an
egg could release the eager life which
palpitates within.
Aye, Brother Shinysides, who glides
through the stones as expertly as a
dancer on a crowded floor, has no
business here. His years of salt sea
rowing at an end, our wayward,
sparkling freshet has allured him.
But he win leave no posterity to per-
petuate his taste for adventuring.
The homing instinct of the wild is
no miracle-it has been bred in the
bone since life began. If he will defy
fish conventions, that is the end of
him. Mrs. Grundy herself is only
Mother Nature in an alpaca skirt,
and she is quite herself, for only an
exquisite orderliness preserves the
balance Of this complex scheme OF
things.
But Brother Shineysides doesn't
seem to care. His brothers and sis
ters, who knows how far away, are
rubbing sides in their mad crowded
dash for their proper spawning
ground. Who knows how many of
them, already spent, float dying
where the ripples lap the shore, food
for the eagle and the bear? When the
jazz tune this current plays dies down
he will swim in some narrowing
pool until Bre'r Coon can reach him.
Yet he will flick gayer tail than any
of them till his time comes. And,
after all, why have a life If 1t be not
a merry one?
Arizona republican., 1922-02-05
Redreaming Dreams
BY r. ADDlNGToN BRUCE
Author Of "The Riddle Of Personality "Sef Development" Etc
lCopyriaht 1922. BY The Associated NeMspapersl


dvesthe
the
their lives Of having them either severa times the
night intervals during period Of months
who dream taking
bird would fly Others irres
being attacked small animal
dream experiences similar
Indiana physician, Dr. Robert Hessler
briefly OF falling
dreaming of hospital where
this only
he fell asleep And he insists he
between 10 O'Clock and midnight
thing populry regarded It mystic
not that people occasionally redream dreams
mystery is thai dreams not redreamed far oftener
established that nearly all dreamssome authorities
the sleeping mind interpret external
they give rise to similar dreams night
night?
suffering ehrcnay diseased cond
uncomfortable
than during his waking moments
interpreted rat gnawns at the
feels these sensations from his stomach nightly But
while has
only tell from remembrance OF having
hat
for that certain dreams and over
conditions
favorable TO RENE them present
OF actually the
them time dream them
have actually become certain
remembrance for recurring dreams OF Pos
nantly distressing character
Arizona republican., 1922-02-05

Mrs. Appley's, where she cooked her
own food and was so lonely that she
often wished she could fly straight
out of the window to the stars and
her mother.
She did not grow much warmer, as
she waited now in the cold hall. for
Mrs. King, in order to live in her
fine old house and keep up for fam
lily traditions, had to economize in
fuel.
"Oh, it's you, Pamela" said Mrs.
King. When / heard the door bell
ring I thought it might be Mrs. viii
Gordon MacAllister. Mrs King
spoke in a way that might be termed
stilted She chose her words care
fully. What is it you have there 2"
"The thistle tablecloth and nap
kins," answered Pamela.
"Oh, yes" Mrs. King took the par
eel and examined the contents NIL
nutely Not a stitch escaped her.
In the mean time Pamela was gaz-
ing at the wonderful staircase, with
its carved pilasters and the newell
post with its jewel-like lamp. She
thought it would be lovely to be a
bride walking down into the embrace
of ones dearest beloved while from
back i'm yonder" came the strains OF
a wedding march stealing the heart
away Pamela could see herself in
white satin and tulle with scent of
orange blossoms floating about her,
stepping down in time to the music,
toward the spot where John Morrow
Arizona republican., 1922-02-05
TOO MANY WOMEN?

in the newer ones. A woman IN the
west has a better chance, arithmeti-
cally, OF marrying, than in the east.
Most school teachers marry, and
that is well, The school officials do
not like 1t. but the marriage of
teachers deserves to be encouraged.
The average school teacher is likely
to be a good wife and mother.
A majority Of stenographers
marry, and that is well. They ought
to marry. The training of children
in the schoolroom is in general bet
ter preparation for matrimony than
office work; but on the other hand,
a ma jority of stenographers live at
home and have some domestic re-
sponsibility.
America is not depleted of its
manhood. A enormous majority of
our girls who grow up will have
husbands, That is an encoura ging
fact for the girls, and not less so
for the men whom they are to
marry.