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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

That next Sunday is April l. Look
out
That opportunity still knocks. but
that does not mean others should.
That another "health hint says,
never laugh at your wife when she
cries.
That the most popular of all women
is the one who talks to man about
himself.
That this is the day of equal rights,
and men do not wear corsets when
dancing.
That blind men don't have to worry
over the prevailing styles of dress,
however.
That California is said to grow more
lemons than any other state except the
state of matrimony.
That when you dare to do right,
dare to be true crooked stock statesmen
will be after you.
That one mans wife is very Jealous
of his stenographer because she used
to be his stenographer
That "Whizz Bang" says: "Eat,
drink and be merry, for tomorrow your
bootlegger may get caught
That, with the decreasing traces of
moonshine, id is considered possible
the mother-lode was discovered.
That everybody expects to get busy
when good times come, and good times
are waiting for everybody to get busy.
That King said "drag just after ev-
cry rain or wet spell, - and King made
the best dirt roads north of the South
Pole.
That only patriot can pay his in
come tax without thinking of the IL
billions of dollars foreign governments
owe US.
That in this enlightened age girls do
smoke and fashion is fixing it more
and more, SO they can conveniently
light match.
That Mrs Asquith, English lecturer,
considers prohibition in America
farce, but the thirsty are ready to ar
que the question.
That twenty-one nations, members
Of the league of nations, have failed to
pay their subscriptions for 1921. Pos
sibly they mistake the league for a
newspaper.
That the biggest puzzle in Lewis
county, outside of Craigmont, is why
that thrifty town persists in keeping
itself divided up on the location of its
contemplated new public school build
ing.
That word "shopl'' 1t applies to
the trades very well, but when used in
connection with store of any sort it
makes one think of the little cubby
holes of Europe which are called
shops.
That Moscow favors Sunday picture
shows by vote of 1894 for and 1893
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30
Foreign Advertising Representative
THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOClATlCN

Gentlemen, when you write an adj
vertisement put into it at least enough
thought to pay you for it's production
Rest assured that no one will get more
out of it than you put in. This is one
thing which is worth doing well, If 1T
is worth doing at all. Advertising
pays if it sells the goods. A good sales
man can sell goods; SO can good ad.
Make it your business to get vitality
in your advertising. Study this phase
of your business as diligently as you
do the buying of articles your custo-
mers will want. After you have com
posed good ad. the next thing is to
get it before the most people possible
in your trade territory. They VIII
read it.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

against, in an election held last Tues
day, when record municipal election
vote was polled The net proceeds OF
the Sunday shows viii go toward the
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

If congress succeeds in merely mark
ing time the next two years like it
has the past fifteen months, then we
win all have to get in and drill as we
never drilled before.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

The union printers effort to fasten
a seven-hour work day on the printing
establishments of the country has re-
suited in the opening of many schools
for training printers who want to
work.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

After while your representative in
congress is coming home to ask you
to vote for his return to that nice,
spicy seat and he will also talk lot
about the things he did for you while
down at Washington. Do you have
any idea what he has been doing there,
or will you simply have to take his
word for itf
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

A nifty little stride, eyes that open
wide, cute baby stare" lotta bob
bed hair-that's flapper.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

Farm Lands am getting many m
ouiries about Nezperce prairie farms.
If YOU want to sell, list now. ID. W
Niles. Seeing is believing.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

Once this was government by, for
and of the people.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30

construction of an American Legion
home in that city.
Later sells it for less.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-03-30
HERALDs

Not intended to hit or miss
anyone in particular, but
just to remind you
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08

the novice has almost an equal or
portunity with the fltrmer Of a life
time.
A census Of Canadian farmers would
probably show that fully onehalt> are
not farmers sons and Mere not
brought up to the life Of the farm. Yet
none would criticize Canada's farmers
on the score Of poor farming methods
In general. the excellency of their
crops with international honors Wnd the
universal demand for their livestock
products refuting this effectualiy. Six,
nlficant Is 1t, too. that practically all
the farmers who have achieved the
most signal honors at international
farming competitions have not been
lifelong farmers, but city men who,
taking to the land after reaching ma.
turity without the remotest previous
knowledge Of agricultural activities,
have through intelligent study ind
close application Of the best farming
methods surpassed the efforts OF those
agriculturists who have continued do.
Ing things on the farm in the way
their fathers used to do them.
For further particulars, pamphlets
regarding Canada. railway rates, etc,
apply to w. V. Bennett. Room I, Bee
Bldg. Omaha, Neb.-Advertisement.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
AND SHE CALLED IT "reA"
Those Fond Of the Beverage viii
Shuddsr At Thought Of Awful
Australian Dissection.

Lord Lea OF Fareham said ut a New
York reception:
Let US hope that prohibition won't
drive you to tea and make you such
tea slaves us the Australians are.
1.-THE last time was In Australia
l stopped ut II cabin and an old woman
gave me cup OF tea as black ax Ink.
"How long I asked, have you had
this pot OF ten on the fire, mn'am9
"How long have had 1t on the
fire" chucklcd the old woman. why,
bless your soul, l don't never take II
on the fire. put In handful Of tea
and then. when 1t gets weak, 1 put In
another handful. and when the pot
gets full Of leaves I take a double
handful out for my old man to
smoke. detroit Free Press.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
Modest.

Modest.
Francine-That scar on your head
must be very annoying.
Ferile-Oh. It's next to nothing.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
Had to 30 Careful.

Youthful President OF the Oriole
Sporting Club-Has anybody any OBJ
jections to Hickey becoming member
of this club?
Jimmie-Yes. have! One day
was swipin' apples Outa Maure's Or
chard and Hickey sneaks up and
stOled me whole bag full. Now, I don't
think we Oughter have guys In we
can't trust.
Chorus Of Members-Jlmmies right {!
We don't want no crooks In this club.
Guy like that would give us Orioles
an awful black eye.-Life.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08

smoker in the backwoods.
Ifyou have never tried Edgewosth.
let Us repeat our offer, "Try . pipsful
o. two direct from the factory" All
you have to do Ii to write LET me Try
. pipeful or two" on . postcard, sign
your name and address and send the
postcard to us. The address y LaFus
1 Brother Co.. 90 South 2lst Street.
Richmond. Va. II you want TO add
TIE name Of your tobacco dealer. we'll
make sure that he has Edgsworth Ia
stock.
TO RstoH Tobacco Merchants: u
your jobber cannot supply you With
Cdgeworth. Larus 4 Brother Com
pany will gladly send you prepaid by
parcel post Q one or two-dossn cartsa
d any size Of Edssworth Plug Slice q
Raady.Rubbsd for tie same psies yeu
vVsld pay ~ jobbH. y
M - - - q
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
Try a piipeful IS
or two direct
from the factory

Not that II win be any better than
the Edssworth you buy In stors. but
Ne want you to have your first Edge
worth smoke at our expense.
You may repay " by finding that
Cdesworth Just suits your taste. And
Il It doesn't-for there are some few
men to whom Edgeworth u not Just
the thing-there's NO harm done.
We are glad enough to send free
samples In the same spirit that ws'd
hand you our pouch II circumstances
permitted. We wish II were possible
to save you even the little trouble q
writing for Edgsworth.
Edgsworth Il . lil<able smoke. Men
who have tried 1t and found It to be
the right tobacco for them never
think Of smoking other tobaccos.
They'll tell you there are many good
tobaceos-snd there are. And when
you offer them your pouch with
stranger" tobacco in 1t, they may
use up pipeful Just to be friendly.
But notice how quickly they ct
back to their beloved Edgsworth!
Day after day Edgeworth fans write
to u. They tell US human little
stories. friendly anecdotes centering
around Edgeworth. Often It Il the
number Of yean they have smoked
Edgeworth that prompted them to
write.
Knowing how hard It Is for the aver
age man to write letters, we consider
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
LADIES' CAN WEAR Shoes

oes s,se smaller Aad walk In comfort -
ustnG ALl.UNB roof EASE. the antts&p.
tic powder for the feet. shaken Into De
shoes ead sprinhlsd In the foot bath. Ailep's
Foot - Uass mAk~s tight or new shoes ~
easy; gives instant relief to c0rns. buNtehe
Sore Observation-Disclosures nt.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
Two Of Kind.

Errors generally come In pairs. The
New York Tribune having committed
"Raiph Waldorf Emerson" 1t remained
for the Times to say that Mary Has
tings Bradley leaves New York this
month to hunt guerrillas In tho AZ.
ricnn wilds."
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
CAN NOW WAlk4
~ AS WRLAS.N EVER
liNiIpN!IN'. MO-. ~ wv
r* 4ss,. Iii's !. +.
;, 9esls;s, he. s 81 I a , Ss: IN '.s
and Other Troublss. a.jf

~ : 4eoSSida'x,s .Ssliesa1 ~ y, ia, e,as,,s,a
about Tanlac until EtHaa l. NSself.
and nav, / never, aonhti MhAbta read
about it,"said, Mrs, Anna r. CrtaQbrti
$500 N. 23rd ST., Ilncsass Asba ~ OF
a weal-known retired -buauasa, aAn,
~ got Into badly. sun&AswnScst dil
tion." she continued, '1tudrSu led
greatly from indiecsuph. & 'hnknKaad-
ache for days at a time. Slspt Poorly
and woke up mornings S6wsKk Ind
dIzay I could hardly yet uB. ssTHAcn
rheumatism set in and NihKds' stalking
'dli',cu!t and 7 could sssst. 'sl'I uei ny
arms for the pain. n.,r
'nlt Tnnlac has made. 4 ,sl4A s43cp
Of my trouhleS broaght hHck aap-
petite AMI enabled me to RSln much
weight. 1t lisa pleas,see 10 nakp .
statement In praise of th!s:srsah Aldi-
cine" r-,, -. ~, ..Ss.,.N
Tanlac Ia soldrby all, sood .dmsu1hta
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
Musical Note.

A very deaf old lady, walking alona
the street, snw nm Italian turning 4
peanut rooster. She stood looking ~
II awhile. shook her head and knid.
"No, I shan't give you amy money Tor
such music as TINT. can't hear my II
the tunes. and besides It smells M AZ
there were something burning insi,isl"
The COngregntiOnnlixt.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08

these unsolicited
messages the great
est tribute to Edge
worth we could
possibly have -
greater even than
thsincreasinssales.
It gives the bust
mess Of making
tobacco . pleas
ure that runs
! through the
whole gamut-
from factory ex-
ec'Otivs 70 the
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08

A good habit needs constant care; q
bad one grows like weed.
The Arvada enterprise. (Arvada, Colo.) 1908-1970, 1922-06-08
The English Of Il.

The Englishmnn-"That new gown
YOU are wearing is certainly Tipping.
bah jove!'' The Girl-"Gracious,
duke! Where?"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
Everett Phone Case
Blocked Third Time

EVERETT. Aug. Is. 49, Blocked
after bitter verbal battle IN their
attempt TO secure fair valuation OF
the ,ownsitn 81 Everett and the hold
ings Of the Puget Sound Telephone
Company. incidental 10 tho fghs
against the telechronomstcr. the 10
called speech measuring Invention,
Evercitn three city commissioners.
defeated by one vote. are preparing
for another hearing on the question
before the state board Of public utilt
ties Sept. 8.
The city. which has warcd strong
campaign against wha; u terms the
injustice Of the tnlrchronometrr.
which has not only boosted EvercttA
phone rate. sky high but curtailed
service. today faces the strange nifua'
ton Of mayor without telephone.
This developed at the hearing here
% tho county equalization board.
Mayor Clay has had HIS teicphone
removed because u has proved 10 DO a
luxury 90 DO enjoyed only BY one
who IL willing 10 pay AN cxorbs'ani
rate. Mayor Clay IL also one OF the
city commissioners. The other two
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

are Charles ". Turner and II u.
Williams.
Tho fight 90 far has apparently
been successful 20 the interests OF
tho telephone company. Tho eity's
long battle against the teIcchrono.
meter aud for a square deal" has
been In vain. despite the ovcrwhelm.
ing opinion OF the population aeains,
The device. Legal procedure and red
tape are blamed. According TO city
officials. not word OF tn. hearing
has been published Ia Everett.
A. result ~ the hearing. Snoho
minh County Commissioners Peter
fleming. w. Morgan. John l.. Boyle
and County Treasurer ~. T.. crsiguo
have committed themselves IN favor
Of giving the Puget Sound Telephone
Company lower tax assessment
valuation than that required by state
law. The three city commissioners
voted for a straight 80 per cant valu.
atom. as the lave declares shall be
placed. craigua'H vote was tho de.
Gliding factor. according 20 Turner.
Turner quotes tho following fig
urcs:
In 1854 tho eofnpany's assessed
valuation VAS placed at siii. $50. al.
tho the company'a real valuation
was fixed by itself a, tfss.s2o.
The valuation fixed at the hearing
WAS $4,000. nltho tho company'a
holdings In tho city and county are
placed at ii.oso. 900 at the prcscn,
time
Turner demanded that 80 per
cent valuation. or $3.50. 900 be placed
on the company's holdings for tax
purposes. lie was upheld by his
fellow city commissioners. but de
fcatcf by tho county commissioners
and tho county treasurer.
Mayor Clay then vigorously De.
nounced the action and tho gross
inequalities OF the assessment" He
declared that the county commission.
crs had blocked for tho third time n
proper valuation. and condemned
them for placing tho tax burden
more firmly on the shoulders OF the
small home owner"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
80 ARRESTED IN
CON- RING RAID
Alleged Swlndler Gang Is
Routed

DENVER. Aug. as.--with the ar.
rest of 90 alleged confidence men.
many internationally known. here
today. operatives Of tho department
OF justice and the district attorneys
office believe they had wrecked the
largest organization OF "con men" In
the country.
Operations were not limited 20
Denver and the stakes" ran into mil.
lions. An office was maintained IN
Los Angeles and nj Florida resort
cities. authorities declared.
Headquarters of tho organization
here was maintained In an elaborate
suite of offices. A complete stock
exchange" was maintained and a
corps of stenographera and clerks
was employed.
The formal charge against the men
Il conspiracy 10 commit a confidence
game" The charge viii be made 10.
day When tho gang was arrested
Thursday a man named Norfieet.
who was posing an victim for the
'''ht''ttf Utfiif hah HAtAh tthtf
placed which. II bona fidc. would
have Melted him more than $500. 900.
Ncrficet was previously fieecei Of
$4,000 by the organization In To-.
Angeles. he said. and was following
the operations OF the gang In an at.
tempt 10 bring about the arrest OF
tho members.
Lou Blongor. "a. and Adolph w.
Duff. Sc. both wealthy and apparent.
~ prosperous business men. are said
TO he the brains" OF tho alleged
''bunco trust"
Wealthy tourists. according 20
authorities. w.rc the victims OF the
gang. and persons with leaa than
$4,000 ready cash were not mo.
Tested.
Members OF the ring have Jumped
chsh bonds ms high as $4,000. and
have offered brides as high a. sss. 900
In los Angeles TO secure the release
OF others OF their gang who had been
arrested. according 20 the district az.
torney's office.
Mexico Sam. aaid by officers 20
be n nationally known ICON man" Ia
also said 90 be under arrest. other
members names arc being withheld.
The roundup was tho result, Of a
years Investigation, which has cost
$4,000. District Attorney yancise
said. The money WINS advanced by a
group OF prominent business men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
HELD AS HEAD
OF DOPE RING

LOS ANGELES. Aug. 81
haven, given Up tho fight yet do.
clared Dave Lishtner. alleged arch.
dope rnuggier brought back from
Shanghai 70 face federal charges Mt
Portland. ore.
Lightner. who Ia awaiting prelimi.
nary hearing before United
states Commissioners Long on August
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
HALT HAUL OF
SALMON EGGS

No moro salmon eggs may b.
taken out Of AiashA for Matching in
tho state Of Washington. according
TO an order received by Ernest Sea
borg. OF tho state department Of fish.
eries. from Henry O'Malley. U. s.
commissioner OF fisheries.
II has been arranged. however.
that 100000 salmon egss already
gathered from Alaskan streams by
stste fisheries field men. may be
placed In the hatcheries here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

ATLANTA Deportation proceed.
lngs 20 be Instituted agains, Diego 8.
Collar. who claims 10 be "a leading
bull fighter Of spain. but who IL
charged with being an undesirable
alien In tho United states.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

VICTORIA. u. C.--Propaganda
for elimination OF oricntais from in.
dustrial employment In British Co.
Iunbie to be sent out thru newspaper
advertising columns, according 10 de-
cision made az municipalities confer.
ence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

rs. asserted that no was literally
"shanghaied."
They did not havc authority. but
I was held. Just tho same" he said.
He complained bitterly OF the treat.
mcnt he received when hc was
brought hack aboard the steamer
West Farailons.
After tho boat got under way.
they constructed a special cell on
shipboard. lining II with sheet-iron.
and for days I was confined in that
ill'smcIling hole. chained TO tho wall. :"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
KITTEN AND PUPPY
COMMUNITY CIRCUS
AT ALkI SATURDAY

Kittens and pups Of the All
district viii 60 ON exhibit ea,ur.
day afternooni For Saturday
afternoon u tho time oct for the
Community Circus" to be held
by youngsters and their grown.
up friends a, tho Aiki pisyfieid.
Residents Of the district are
sponsoring tho circus Ia the In.
tcrr-f Of encouraging humane
treatment OF animals.
Besides the animal exhibits.
dances by children win be fea.
turcd- The program viii begin
az : p. m.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

SAVANNAH. Ga. Aug. s5s---liow
would you like 90 DO defended IN
court --or prosccutedt--by llitic giri
OF ~ with black curis hanging down
her back
Those who have court business
here are going 10 have that expert
cncc.
For Theima ieonorc Harreil ~.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
For Girls, 500

Girls fleeced union suits in
Dutch neck. elbow sleeve. ankle
length and In Dutch neck. elbow
sleeve. knee length styles In
white. Sizes 10 ls years. A suit.
Sf.o0.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

youngest ror,ia IN tho United states
--and probably in the worid--has
just been admitted 90 tho bar here
Miss Harreii started studying law
as high school student.
sho was admitted 20 practice In all
Georgia courts June "a and 20 prac.
tlce In federal courts July ~.
But she sim wears her eurisi
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

Bees that swarm In the spring
make little honey.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

Chiidren's fleeced vests In
high neck. long sleeve style
and pants IN knee and ankle
lengths. Sizes to 10 years.
Choice. a garment. SOC.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
Complete Line of Girls School Hats
Getting Them Ready for School

The problem mother father Much time
elaboration by making selections from specially
stocks of school apparel for and girls The quality of merchandise and prices
arer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25
Children's School Hose
Special zoe

Through special purchase have obtained unusual
value chdrcna They sub standards. OF
iaie and mercerixcd Isle. plain drop
Defects very slight coors eordovan and
black Special pair. 29c Sizes are to ioh.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

These two.knicker suits are in a large
assortment Of patterns. well made and full
lined throughout In sizes 20 IS years
OF blue. gray. green and brown mixtures
A convincing value at x1.g5.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

Boys fesced union suits IN
high neck. long sleeve. ankle
length style IN sizes 4 TO 10
years. Thess are In gray only.
A suit. 500.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-08-25

Radiant Fountain syr.
inge. screw pipes. rapid
flow. Fully 90
guaranteed OOS
The Washington times., 1922-03-23
SCIENCE FINDS MEANS TO
PROLONC DIABETES LIVES

TORONTO, March 23.-Discovcry
of an active pancrea.ic extract,
which it is hoped will pro'ong the
lives of persons suffering from dia-
betes, was announced to the medical
profession today from the medical
research laboratories Of the Un!ver-
sity of Toronto.
Two young doctors, F. c. Branting
and c. II. Best, directing the expert
ments, first prolonged tie life of a
diabetic dog fifty-six DAYS beyond
previous records. Then, b. injecting
under the skin of seven human he-
ings suffering from the disease a
highly potent extract discovered
through animal experimentation, n
distinct improvement: was brought
about in the patients, the scientists
report.
The experimenters do not claim
that the new discovery will effect
a cure, but they believe that it will
prolong life considerable. They EN-.
phasized the harm that would be
caused by exaggeration through
arousing false hopes IN patients be-
fore the extract coui1 be manufac.
tured on a large scale.
The Washington times., 1922-03-23
MILLIONAIRE IN WORDY
BATTLE AT HEARING

Former Congressman Herman A.
Metz, millionaire and manufac-
turer of dyes. clashed with Frank
p. Garvan, former alien property
custodian, when both appeared today
before a Senate committee investi-
eating an alleged dye lobby.
Metz was engaged in a denuncia-
ton Of Caravans methods during
the war when the latter interrupted
him.
Don't try to tell me about the
dye industry" Metz said heatedly.
i've been in 1t for forty years and
you've dabbled in it for fifteen
minutes"
Garvan and Metz glared at each
other for moment and the investi-
cation went on.