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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

DEFIANCE VS.. NJ Iledwlgs =, Con
rad
st. Thomas w. Baltimore
Black Sox. Harlan Field.
Merwick vs.. Union Gardens.
Military Grounds.
snappers va Arcade. Eden.
No. 1
du Pont VS. Americans, Rock
ford. No. I.
Sigma Alpha Phi W.. West
minister, Baynard. No. 6.
Adlon va Richardson Park.
Bnynard, No. 2.
du pont va. Hamilton. Bay
nnrd, No. 4
Electric Hose girls vs WI
mipgton Recreation. Maynard
Field. 61b u. m.
Sigma Kappa Delta Va Alpha
Sigma. Rockford Tower. ? 20.
Seventh Ward a. A. Va New
Castle, at New Castle.
Defiance MidRcts VIZ. 81. He'd
wigs Midgetr. Third and Adams,
y. m.
Westminster Reserves vs.
Sigma Alpha Phi, Wilmington
high School. Eighteenth ma
Van Hureu streets.
TUESDAY.
Church League.
- 4. Tot IA \ -
No 4
Mt Salem VI Prandywin.,
Rockford. No. ?
Catholic League.
Pioneers Va, St AIMS. Ray
nard. SO. 2.
81. Patrlck'- ~. Brownson,
kirkwuod Park.
fIercule. &C." va. Hercules g."
| Maynard, No. J.
du pont va. Defiance. Rockford
NJ !
snappers vs. Merwick. Eden.
No. !.
Hrownson vs. Newport. Con
rnd
Hack sor "a Crescent Giants
Harlan F1eld.
MoCabo vs. New Castle. at
New Castle.
WEDNESDAY.
City League.
linton vs.. Krebs. Baynsrd. No,
ST. Hedwfg's vs. Eastlak,.
Military Grounds.
Ola Mon ~. Marsh alton.
Kirkwood Park.
Snnppcrs vs.. Rose Hill. Eden.
No. ].
Seventh ward va. st. Mary.
Fourth and Church.
Seventh Ward girls w. Press
Recreation girls. Eighteenth and
Van Burcn. $40.
THURSDAY.
Church League
McCabe vs.. Trinity. Baynarl,
No. 4.
Goodman VI. Second Baptist
Rockford. No. 2.
Catholic League
81. Patrick's vs. st. Thomas
/ Kirkwood.
81. Mary's vs. 81. AIMS,
Christiana.
Brownson vs.. Pioneers, Sec
ond and du POnt.
Hercules %" vs.. Hercules
a." Baynard, No. /.
Seventh Ward Us. Wilmington
Giants. Fourteenth and Wood
laWu
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

"It Shooker isn't tho best pitcher IN American
League writes fan. who is7' Probably Shocker Hut
year. 1922 Isn't quite over yst
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
HOME run CONTEST.

Kou williams. Of the Browns.
still leads the procession of horne
run hitters IN both majors,
with - Hornsby, IN tho Ma
uonal. is just ono behind tha
American League slugger. with
12 Bing Miller. 81 the Atn-
letics. and I'D Smith. Of tho
Cards. ara the runners-up i'm
their respective leagues. Frank
Paker. ~ Trappe. Nd. proves
that there is "life in the old land
yet" with seven t0 his credit
"Ba he" Ruth made his third of
the AGA eOu vaz+ nrdav
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

Tire repair? Read U nI.Ssined
AdS.-Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
3arrett Tender Bout Tonight WinsNeet
TWILIGHT BASEBALL
CALENDAR FOR WEEK
TONIGHT.
Church LeNRue

Central va. Scott. Maynard.
No. /.
st. Pnul's va. Westminster.
Rockford, No. 2.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

SCORE BY INNiNGS
Amer ky. krp. co.,. 2OOl q ? o q / G
Hrownson q q 2 q . q q n a IN
Hits. OF kcciey II y. Long. o p
pevore. 3. Two base hits. Brand. Win
brow. Thrce-hasc hits bcgley. Struck
Dcyorc, 3. Umpire. Kenney
Want a driverf Telephone q clAsa-
flsd Ad.-Call 200.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

Tho Lucky Sur.
out IN vanished byway,
Alone In a lonesome sea.
Far from tho crowded highway
And tho numerous things that be.
No chance To Rad tho story
or q srangled girl IN n trunk.
OF hoid-ups many and CORY;
OF murderers. crazy drunk.
And yet has the mad world wondered.
Wondered how he could do 60"
And year aftor year has Numbered
"POOR old Robinson Crusoe."
out from mo rordd rrhble.
Away from tho breinstorm mob;
From the line OF political snbble
f covos who after Job.
Nevcr n word OF tho tariff.
Nor how the nations will fare.
Never n moment TO care IL
The bootlegycr's on tho square.
And ye. has tho mad world wondered
Wondered how no could DO 80
And ago after nge has thundsred
POOR old Robinson Crusoe."
Newer a bali club dropping
batch OF games In row.
Newer short putt stopping.
costing lot Of dough.
Far from the inhalation
OF tho tongues synthettc blight
FREQ from the Ruth ovation.
Nor caring when Dsmr~cy Will nght.
And yet has the mad world wondered
Wondered how ne could do So
And y~ar after year hss thunder~d
POOR old Robinson Crusoe,"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

Tossing oil prejudice aside. Great Brains eighteen
hole match play golf test Is not nearly
thirty -hoe called for hero. Luck espe-
ciay the luck around the green's. plays big part
in short march. In eighteen hole match bad
start easily be fatal. tough break two
decide the issue where IN thir,y-s. -hoIe arair
the stronger golfer almost invariably through
Which calls attention 10 the fact that OF tho
amateurs In Great Britain for the thirty
Journey. where luck bes better chance 10 up
greater skill has n better chance TO show,
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

"Isnt great star on hall club a detrIuent ~ far
winning pennnnts is concerned" a-ke II. NJ
Doesn't he. by attracting most Of attention and
by too much temr~rs rsment. help tn break up teams
moral and affect plsy?" Not neces.a rily. Math-
ewron. Wagner and Collins not temperemcntsi and
they helped build rather than break. team morale
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

Try an Every Evening want ad.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

We hav~ ecen asked by y studious fan which trev-
cls tbs faster. - ban thrown by Of tho sreedest
~ pitchers lins drive soclted by hsrd-hitting
slusger. The latter, undoubtedly.
Larry" Isjo.e, sam Crawford. babe" Ruth and
others crack line drives that sailcd line further
any pitcher could equal any pitcher
throw. one proof "a that soak
baseball much distance than any pitcher or
outh-lder throw
Another Candidate
Dear SIR; Don't forget 20 enter "C-h'ck" Harley. Of
ohio state. " starr Of all
time.
Harley ~ foothan hslfbsck n
hesdy captain ~ track he n consistent point
winner At baseball of tho leading college rtars>
basketball among :hr host one Of the
four-letter Of his tmc IN each sport an
outstanding DWIGHT ROGERS.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
Senior, Unlimited Boys.

One-quarter mile walk--Won by
Cesar Rodney; Milford, second ::
Georgetown. third.
lOO-yard dash-Won by du Pont
second. Georgetown; third, Middle
town.
l40-yard run-Won by Middletown; /;
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
TTESDA
Church League.

Epworth Va. Bethany, Baynerd
No. 4
Nj. Salem Va prandrwins
oxford. No ?
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
beNl( (Zd7S9fI4nd R{eehHI
w OF0F&I II0l i
oa.sneA4 Vow Yak n

York itgiseL L.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05

so-yard dash-Won by Harrington; !;
Cesar Rodney, second; third. Dover.
220-yard dash-Won by Milford {:
Milton. second; CGsar Rodney. third.
ssO-yard relay-Won by Harring
ton: Casar Rodney. second.
One-quarter mile walk-won by du
Pont; Dover. second; Middletown,
third
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
Phuadelphlans Want Games.

-. .O06 100 x--I4
lew Castle ........... 0 20 o o 0 Il 4
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
City League.

wy hsnWHN-
Defiance vs.. 81. IIedwig's, Con
rad
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-06-05
WFDNE ESD
City League.

Union w. Krebs. Baynsrd. No,
l.
ST. Hedwig's vs. Eastlak,.
Military Grounds.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
FLAMES LEVEL
TWO BUILDINGS
At FOREST GLEN
Postoffice and Trading Com
pany Store Destroyed In
$4,000 Blaze.

Fire of unknown origin destroyed
the postoffice and the store OF the
Forest Glen Trading Company, at
Forest Glen, Md. early TODAY. Dam
age to the buildings is estimated at
$40, 600, exclusive Of stock In trade
and stamps.
Max Israel. owner and proprietor
of the trading company, dIsoovered
smoke seeping through the partition
between the store and the pOstoffice
a few minutes after midnight lie
ran into the postoffice next door and
reused William Miles, postmaster.
who summoned the volunteer fire
department Of Silver Spring. I'D.
When the engines arrived, the
buildings were in flames and efforts
of Forest Glen residents tO fight the
fire were failing in effect.
With the exception of an apart
ment in the extreme north OF the
store, no part of the buildings es'
capped damage.
IL was at first feared that six
buildings north of the fire center
would be reached by the flames.
The wind, however, was glowing In
the opposite direction. The railroad
station, across the tracks from the
burning buildings. narrowly escaped
damage, the paint on it's fl ont being
blistered by the intense heat.
Train service was brought TO
standstill until 5 o'clock.
Although the fire appeared to
have been extinguished at about 3
o'clock, smouldering wood broke
into a blaze at 4:SO O'CLOCK and at
o'clock, bringing the fire apparatus
back to the gutted buildings.
The interiors OF both buildings
were almost totally destroyed. Part
of the framework still stands. Al.
tempts to repair the buildings, 1t is
believed, would be fruiticss.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
What's Doing Today
and TOMORROW

Subject: Psychology Of Business Eff
cheney.
Fair-Brightwood Commandery, No. 9,
Military road, tonight.
Conference.-The Refractortes Account
ants Institute. at the Hotel Washington,
today, Address by Commissioner Hous-
ton Thompson, Of the Federal Trade
Banqust"The Lions Club, at the will
lard Hotel. p. m. Presentation OF
charter.
concert---Free lobby concert. at the 7.
NJ. G. A., p. m.
Msetins-Ths Social Hygiene Society,
board room OF the District building, 9
Cissses-East Washington Community
Centecr, Seventh and G streets south
east, tonight; hmericAnlzation class;
Washington Preps and Hedrio A. c..
library; sewing machine use.
Tomorrow.
Juncheon-The Washington Society Of
the Massachusetts Institute Of Tech
nology, at the University Club, 1880
p. m.
Meeung-The Policsmen's Association
Of the District Of Columbia, at Pythian
Temple, 1919 Ninth street northwest
s:iS, Address by Secretary OF Labor
Davis
Msstins-Ths District Medical Society
at the Medical Society building. 1Tis NJ
street northwest, afternoon. Prevention
Of cancer deaths will be discussed
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
FREcKLES BARRY, YOUNG
FILM STAR, VISITS D. c

Hey. Skinnay. did you hear itH
Wesley "Freckles" Barry, famous
fillum star, is in town today for to
see the sights.
He's the little fellow with frecSles
all over his face what plays the hero
in what you call II, ''Dinty, Penrod, ."
and what allus has a dog with i'm.
Arriving at 9I5 the famous thir-
teen-year-old juvenile star, was
literally followed around the city by
Senate and House pages, in the
sightseeing tour arranged by the
local Crandall management. AT /
o'clock he went to the White House
to be received by President Harding
The youthful star is not here in
his official capacity, however. He
came as a representative of the
Junior Reserves, to assist I'm the or
ganiZation of q Washington unit.
He is accompanied by his mother
He was met at Union Station by a
special delegation of six pages from
the Senate and six from the House.
Barry will organize them in the
Junior Reserves.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24

To-day.
Tea-ColleEe women's Club, lsg2
street northwest, y. m.
Celebratlon-Thirty-th anniVerssry ry
OF the establishment Of y. r. Keith's
Thsatsr and the anniversary OF Amer
icR's entry into the war, at theater.
Musioale-women's City Club. "a
jackson Place northwest, $3.50 p. m,
Il. J. stenson and Mrs. Gertrude Lyons
will be heard.
heeting-The West End Citizens A.
ISOLATION. in the basement OF Corcordia
Luthern Church, Twentieth and @
streets northwest, p. m.
MeetinE-The Mid-City Citizens As
ISOLATION, at Thomson School Twelfth
and l. streets northwest, az night. Ad.
dress by Dr. John Constas
Registration DRy-Takoma Park
Maryland. for elections In May
Meningitis Lay Alumni Associate on
OF the Catholic University, at the
Raleigh Hotel $3.50 p. m.
Address Major George Totten, Jr., be-
fore the Art Center iioe Connecticut
avenue northwest, p. m. Subject
'ConEta ntinople."
Meetlng-The District Federation o,
women's Clubs, at the Grace Dodge
Hotel, II a. m. Address by Samuel
Dress" at 2 y. IN.
MeetinE-EEsoutive COMMITTEES, wash
inEton Board OF Trade, i:2O .. m.
Address-Dr. Thomas Parker Boyd, be-
fore the Mems Good VIII Club, g .. m.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24

Sixteenth street northeast, for being
the lad under twelve years Of age
making the best appearance, having
his bicycle adjusted nearest cor
reCtly and showing the best riding
style on II, awarded a brand new.
26-lnch Crown bicycle donated by f.
L. Leishear, 812 Ninth street north
west.
st. Onge Makes Speech.
After the prizes were awarded st.
Onge made another neat speech in
which he congratulated the numer-
GUS riders on the size Of the turn out
and the good appearance they all
made. Upon leaving the Monument
Lot the cyclists rode to the Farber
Bottling Works, Fourth and +
streets northeast, where S. Farber.
proprietor. gave them all the
Whistle they could drink, without
any charge and also handed each
man, woman and child caller yell
low toy whistle.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
LOWER PRICES RULING
FOR HIGHWAY BUILDING

Highway construction costs this
year will be considerably under the
prevailing prices since the war
period. the Department OF Agricul-
ture Announced today. ....--
Bids received on 2S6 miles Of Fed
eral aid roads by. the Bureau of Pub
lie Roads for the week ending April
s, show the trend Of declining prices.
Reduction in material and labor
costs is the reason for the lower bid
ding. The result will be that many
projects can be let to contract that
would have to wait for additional ap-
preparations.
Average cost per mile Of some
types of roadway, including grading
and drainage, are, Gravel, $3.50;
bituminous macsdam, 5000; btu
minous concrete, $4,000; concrete,
S29 600 .-.lst.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
PARKING RULES
CONF USING To
MANY AUT0|STS
District Employees Cut Work in
Order to Comply With
Regulations.

Like an aviator circling around
trying to find a spot on which to
alight, more than one motorist this
morning circled around and around
downtown buildings trying to find
a place to park.
The new parking regulations ap-
peared destined to take a lot out of
the joy OF motoring.
Danger signals in the form OF
white spots on the curb and signs
bearing the legend, "two-hour limit"
caused no end of confusion.
In the congested era, Inspector
Albert ]. Headley, In charge of traf-
fic. said the time limit is thirty min.
utes unless otherwise specified by a
two-hour sign.
The original congested area was
from Seventh street to Seventeenth
street northwest, and from the south
side Of Pennsylvania avenue to X
street.
Congested Area Changed.
The new congested area is bounded
by Twelfth street, ID street, Pennsyl-
vania avenue and Fifteenth street.
Scores of employees Of the District
Of Columbia government were forced
to park their cars several blocks
from the District building when they
came to work today Several OF them
parked their cars where the two
hour limit Is in force, and during the
day left their offices and took a spin
around the block and back again. so
as to comply with the law.
The following places allow OF a
two-hour parking limit, Inspector
Headley announced:
In the center of New York ave-
nue. from Ninth to Thirteenth street.
Around the triangle in front of
the Masonic Temple, Thirteenth
street and New York avenue.
In the center OF Vermont avenue,
from II TO l street.
On ID street, from Twelfth to Fiji
teenth streets.
On Fourteenth and Fifteenth
streets from d street to Pennsyl-
vanis avenue, -...
Around all public parks and reser-
vations in the congested area.
Under the new regulations an
automobile may be parked ten feet
from a fire plug. The old regula-
ton allowed five feet .......
The traffic bureau has not com
pleted placing all the new signs and
markers, but probably will complete
its task today.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
U. S. TO INSTITUTE DRIVE
ON DELINQUENT TAXPAYERS

The Government, facing a deficit
next year which may total $780,
0O0. 900. will concentrate it's revenue
forces for the remainder of the pres
cent year on gathering into the
Treasury a large percentage of un-
paid taxes still chalked up on reve-
nue. collectors books.
Revenue Commissioner Blair's rec
ord today showed that more than
81 1000, 100000 in Government taxes
assessed against taxpayers is tied up
in contests begun by claimants for
refunds or deductions Of many
kinds.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
CENTRAL UNION MISSION
OPENS DRIVE FOR FUNDS

Erection of a $780, home to
house the Central Union Mission Is
the object 70 the missions building
fund campaign, which opens today
and closes Saturday.
Senator Selden p. Spencer, Of
Missouri, will address the opening
meeting of the campaign in the
First Congregational Church at $3.50
o'clock today. e. Fl. DeGroot, jr.,
chairman of the campaign commit
tee, also will speak.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
Postoffice Clerks Meet.

A meeting of clerks and carriers
of the Washington city postoffice,
under the auspices of Local No. 14S,
National Federation Postoffice
Clerks, called for the purpose of
assisting the Postoffice Department
in it's efforts to bring the service to
the highest point OF efficiency, was
held yesterday afternoon at Dunbar
High School, e. w. Harrison pre-
siding. -.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
SPANISH SOCIETY PAYS
TRIBUTE TO ANTHoRS

The National Spanish Association
at it's meeting last night at Carroll
Hall commemorated the anniversary
of the death of Cervantes and
Shakespeare. Cervantes was the
subject of an address by Congress
man Nestor Montaya and Prof. Jose
Llorens, of the Naval Academy.
spoke on Shakespeare.
Prof. E. j. Hernandez, OF the Pan
American Schools of Spanish, spoke
on the relations of this country and
the Standardization nations. Louis
A. Mcmahon presided.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
TUBERCULOSIS WORKERS
WILL CONVENE MAY S

Secretary of State Charles Evans
Hughes will address the opening
meeting Of the eighteenth annual
convention of the National Tubercu-
hosis Association, on May at the
First Congregational Church. Sec
ton meetings will be held through
out the week.
The local committee on arrange
ments consists of Emile Berliner,
chairman; DIR. George NJ. Kober lex
officioC Mrs. Whitman Cross, John
Dolph, DIR. William c. Fowler, Mrs.
Ernest r. Grant, Mrs. William Nor
ton Grinnell, Miss Mary Gwynn,
Mrs. Joseph Sanders and DR.. h. c,
Schroeder.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
BE Kind To Animals
Week Launched
In d. G..

Be kind to your dog this
week. Don't tie a can to his
tail. Throw no stones at your
neighbor's cat and if you have
horse spare him all needless
suffering.
Such is the plea of the Dis
trict Commissioners, who issued
a proclamation today setting
forth the underlying principles
of "Be Kind to Animals Week"
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
THE FUTURE DADDY.

The poor old dads are about to
be dealt another blow. Ma is to
Replace Pa as Head of the Family"
says a Times headline, in giving
the views Of Mrs. DUDLEY FIELD
MALONE, of New York and Paris,
who does not use her husbands
name. but her maiden name.
AS Miss DORIS STEVENS. also
Mrs. Malone, sees it, the new So
cial revolution will have the
mother as head OF the family, and
descent, kinship and succession
will be reckoned through the moth
er instead OF the father"
Briefly, when Miss Sallie Cauli-
flower marries John Turnipseed
the little ones will be Cauliflowers
and not Turnipseeds-that is, IL
there are any little ones. Yes,
I'm Miss Sallie CauIiflower' boy"
win be the answer, when little
John Is asked who he Is, and
swells with pride.
II the father or the future fam
lily is shot seven times in battle
anu Is given d utTO ultudI Dy SOIl-
gress for capturing and killing
several hundred OF the enemy, his
children must have no pride in his
history or accomplishments. It
will be: you don't know who
ann My ma is Miss Betsy Smith"
well, who is she7"
Don't you know my ma? Well,
she gave that pink tea to- the
Jones' you read about In the
Bugle the other afternoon"
All father will have to do will
be TO supply the money to run the
family and to buy Who's Who"
to let the children see what moth
er has done in politics, literature,
business, science, and war.
The department stores, as we
see il, will sell Father Burns"
Cook Book" containing all the
latest recipes from the gentleman
who is not only not the head Of
the house, but is now cooking all
the meals for the little children
OF Miss Smythe, VINO married faith
er just to have some one take her
around to the movies and dances
and to prepare the chicken sand
wiches she will serve at her next
pink tea.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
Membership Drive.

Charles Edward Russell and NevaI
III. Thomas made the principal ad-
dresses at a mass meeting held yes
terday at John Wesley A. NJ. E.
Church In connection with the MEM
bership drive Of the District of Co
lumbia branch of the National As.
sociation for the Advancement of
Colored People. Senator David J..
Walsh and Mrs. MediIl Mccormick
will address future meetings.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
Chi Psi Omega Dance.

John Marshall Chapter, of the Chi
Psi Omega fraternity will have a
dance and social at the Lafayette
Hotel tomorrow night with Bishop
John w. Hamilton, OF the American
University as the guest of honor. DIR.
Frank W. Collier, Dean Albert II.
Putney, and Or. Charles c. Tansill
Gin also be CUES =. 4 committee
composed OF Messrs Stovall, Clay,
Flickinger. Hsdlick. and Shorb are in
charge.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
Recital Postponed.

The recital of the Hendley- -Kaspar
School of Musical Education to be
given by Henry Kasper, and post
poned because OF the fire which de-
stroyed the ballroom Of the New
willard, will take place at the
Raleigh, Sunday, May z, at sas
o'clock.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
WASHINGTON CRITICISED AS
NOT UP.TO-DATE.

Washington Is truly a wonder.
full and beautiful city, but II will
always lack the appearance of an
up-to-date town until pedestrians
learn the habit Of WALKING TO
THE RIGHT. How much better
that would look and how much
more convenient, II the people here
would keep TO the right" as In
New York, ON Broadway and Fifth
avenue. Jay driving" In taboo.
Why then not eliminate "jsy-wslk.
ing.' TIMES READER.
Washington has grown so rap
idly into a big city that our own
people have hardly begun to real
ize the importance of the sugges-
ton in the above communication.
In the congested center of the city.
during the crowded hours of the
day, few people pay any attention
to the almost universal rule of
keep to the right" as they walk
the streets. That rule would, II
followed, prevent many jostles and
unpleasant incidents, and conduce
to more rapid movement on the
sidewalks.)
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
Opers-One need not look to
realize they've opened bad egg.
yax1-Huhl Say not-tbe
peep" Is already there.
HARPER'S FERRY.
ETHIOPIAN EXTRAVAGANZA

A colored boy remarked 10 an
other who was annoying him:
boy, 1 asks you TO desist forth
with, otherwise all future refer
ence to yo' name will carry with
IL the mos ssddest words Of
tongue or typewriter, namely, the
prefex the late Does you appre-
ciste the lucidity of nah remarlssf"
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
ROBBERES LAID TO JIMMY THIEF" NOW TN DISTRICT JAIL
YHEIaRD1 q !! |! D1esEE[k -
THAT LOsT,LINE LIMERICK.

Killing in the lost line in the
limerick OF NAUTILUS" one
contrib, 'IDoIT," gives this:
A handsome cake-eater named Pete,
He made with my sister a hit,
But Father one night,
Quite stern, and not bright,
Caused Pete TO beat a hasty exit.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
NO MORE CHANCES.

Calxie-want TO take a ride
honey? sa.
Flapper-No, thanks, I'm walk
ing back from one now.
TWO COLLEGIATES.
The Washington times., 1922-04-24
ROMANCE IN A SONG SHOP.

On June" day "Dapper Dan"
and his Sweetheart" Rose"
were "Humming" along on ''Bim-
ini Bay" in the Breeze" Taking
Sweet Kisses" every NOW and
Then" he said, Tell Me-" MY
Wonder Girl" Are You Nine?
oh! she cried, Hold Me-" and
I'm "All For You"
But the next day, he was with
Cleo" Of the Bright Eyes" and
he unused to himself. Rose" you
are still waiting" but I'm
"GrieVing For You"
JACK.