The Washington times., 1922-04-01
Today
The Srays Portuguese.
Making eyes at . Count.
The King Economizss.
Welcome Lady Astor.
jy AnrHUR BRIsBAN

The thFee young Portuguese
Ifliers, bound for Brazil, made the
first 1905 niles ct 90 miles an
\ hoor. That speed would mean
crossing The Atlantic in one day
and a hzh--snd it will seem slow
City years h,nce.
E Crest nav gators on water and
lin air, in ths past and present,
the Portuguese maintain the big
Irsprtstior Of their small nation.
How that Tying journey would
l,ntarsst Va sco de Cana and
\ Mss ellar, the old sailors that
added glory to Portugal about
hivs hundred years ago when they
Na:'ed around the south ends Of
AfrJsa and Arnerica, and Magel-
san's ship cas first to sail around
lths aalsh!
Mr. Mnntso.t, retired banker,
ksks = dipaxcs from his wife
rd'nita that hs whipped her on :
tertain prcvokink .occxk0n. She
made eyes a. IN italian count, or
50 he tho1Stt,
his rnost serious complaint is
that the wife spent $500 on cos
snsties in one year.
Strange casrrels married peo-
pie have. especially retired bank
~rs and others, retired, that have
roo much leisure for worrying.
This l&1y's law ,er will find simple
hnswars. he will say: my fair
r,iallt, Ike rsn million other
4 women learned to her sorrow
that foolish man's idea Of beauty
Is skin ieep. She had to take
cfrs OF the precious skin; $500
was chesp."
4 She learned also, a. millions
nf women have learned, that
fnen set Erred Of everything and
appreciate least of all that Of
which they are absolutely sure.
What hey can HAVE they
ooat want.
Boiling her yes at an Italian
sbrst rfsy b. done by any
lady, rot only innocently, but
With iSaJable desire to bring
bs2s a ealious, retired husband
and rsstore his ancient appre-
eiation.
a. juFg Of women would un-
eerstand L,0se cosmetics and
Fiat Italian count in q second
Ind shous, not guiltyw with
'IySt iaa5ing their seats. When
EssSss, 81 the ianguage Of Tad,
kgfamoas csTtoonist, dumps
A;,se assd 90 tie altar rail" he
;sslsvtelrss 10 make the bride
! fSfx a. 1sath doth thSna
40 Eew rsuny can honestly
s el,AIs fft = DO II? q.
s1srQ aprssi ~ tiss patiaace
aifi53Hbch Wp!n&n, After a few
Y..aik, "a SIS hfe a. just part
ST tAe, aovseSaid furniture. Re-
tirsd husba2es, read Euripides'
~tis Dacchse' and take warn
.k.
yh.qas EneI:..a are economizing
ss .hc ~. hoy mesnt 1t. The
sfnr's haB ys cht Alexandra 10
I IA 1~' 10 save the annual
u .. 200. e
~, ..fr "a thar that to
sse rli-rgyAl yachts
o -. e is no talk Of
s =. hsn airEs were
sGro .. - vs. woah er, in
s az the yacht q
fi.sl, ~ bean added to
4sges at saw war taught
,nsnrs sls lessor Re-
n,IJie ,sF am thsir ,sson
fn sae , Each one en-
S,sAsIzt lsdom OF Prud-
,,osvos 2, which needs
. e,espar ition IN this
~o,cnsrv. rshies are de-
Hrkroyed b., ty, -epubitcs by
1t wealth"
\! Lady Astor. charming young
lilpersorl, ard good paTlismen-
iiitary fighter, il cnmins and vii
Il jjlbe welcome hare ON ne netive
II heath. -,
III II IA announced tNec che vii!
III siye advice to american women
iiiI Probably It will begin: First,
,is marry an Astor. The rest Is
HI oasy. II You p0gsess he trinity
.ij a success-ENERGY, 'INfEL
6.ILIGENCE, AMBFll' H.,
i} The city Of Newark ihveS.s
ii,in niss. fnsteaA Qf o'rnpiag
.!icity rsrbAge on TIE ,neadewS;,.---
Histo spread annoyance ard d's-
1; case-the city VIII invest
~ $25, 900 in pigs.
1! They are exoected to eat
iiilthe garbage and pay IL a p1ot'e.
;!;It is an interesting. GcUG pea
n althoueh trsnsfornatIea OF ar-
'#;| haRe Into fat and fCcesiaer
III would probably be rrors pfre-
A teal.