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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
Oklahoma Outbursts

As We understand II. the raiding squad is
merely trying to enforce some Now Year rcso-
lutons
Thoro is ono advantage our forbears had over
us they dd not have to listen TO much about
Psychology.
"Foll for governor IL u recent editorial tito
u is not often that an editorial wrtor falls for
n governor
The girl ON South Main says she finds that
the best remedy Tor headache is a little sym
pathetic touch.
T. might not bo q bad idea for some one to
start movement leading back to the cOnstitu-
tion ana common sense.
Referring 10 an Incident at Convention hall
Thursday night ~ has been suggested that the
management secure an impresario profess
soual starter who VIII drop "A hat at tho proper
time TO begin the applause.
Word comes from Muskogoc that r. c Mot
Ter hpeonl representative Of tho national ad j.
minlHratou and special assistant attorney
general lH about 90 resign. That word re
sign always has an Ominous sound.
Every man who socks ana secures a govern
ment job has his troubles. Already complaint
IL made that Omor Benedict Tulaa's new post
master IL coping OFF all tho heat In the fed-
Cral building, causing u shortage on tn, top
floor
Tulsa girl who Is in Los Angeles wires this
colyum collect that she has walked so much
she mas To use wen known foot-epsc powder,
ana follows That telegram with another an
now momcnthrily expecting a wireless message
that the California skies are ccruloan blue and
tho waters az the bathing beach are considered
chilly for this time OF year.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
Benny's Notebook
The Park Ave. News
Weather. Not so bad.

Weather. Not so bad.
Exter! Big Scandl! Sam Cross
was saw in his kitchin last Wens-
day mite drying the dishes with a
big apron on, wich he says he don't
deny he had to dry the dishes, but
putting the apron on was his own
ideer.
Sissiety Mr.. Charles (Puds) Sim
kins and Mr.. Algernin Skinny
Martin began In a argument and
almost ended in n fite caused by
Mr.. Simpkins saying skinny Is a
nickname vile Puds is ony alb
brevrlatlon.
Pome by Skinny Martin.
The Wcrst Blow
Id drather not eat spinitch or even
see II on my plate
And | don't inJoy "A hot bath II the
waters ony cool,
But of all the things | don't like
there's one l reely hate
And that to see it raining wen
there lZzent eny skool
Household Hints. Asparagrass
can be ate with the fingers II you
lick them off Afterwards in a dainty
manner. A chicken bone can be
picked up with one hand II neces-
sary but not with 2 no matter how
necessary
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People Ed Wernick likes to APP
plaud all the exciting parts in the
movies and genrelly does till the
usher invites him not to.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
barometer of Public Opinion
owens Platform.

Editor World: / have read with interest
Judge Thomas II owens platform set forth In
MS announcement as n candidate for governor.
The statements therein contained clearl
demonstrate the present tendency OF perso Is
seeking high office to feel that the voters are
looking for II ruler of extreme dcspotic convic-
lions instead OF someone to fill the particular
office for which they are chosen.
After making the bold assertion that he would
adhere, if elected, to fundamental principles of
government he launches forth with reckless
abandon into things that fundamentally the
business OF the legislators. 1t Is true that this
Is true to form and has almost become an es-
Lahlshed custom.
Most of our recent executives, both national
ana state have seemed that they constituted
both the Legislative and executive branches OF
the government, and that the legislative bodies
were mere functionaries to do tho clerical de-
tails OF putting their commands into effect.
IN there not someone In all this great state OF
Oklahoma who would be willing to accept the
office of governor and act as chief executive
without prostituting that high honor with cheap
promises that tho would have to depend upon
someone else to make good,
The day has arrived when we must select
our candidates for governor from among those
who desire to apply their entire efforts toward
administering the law as they find II ana elect
those who have what they think is a miscel-
laueous collection Of good laws smoldering
within their manly bosoms to the Legislature
Let Judge owens empty assertion, Return
to Fundamental Principles OF Government be
vtollzed. Select your candidates accordingly.
Yours very truly,
Hominy, Jan, IA r. ID. LINDSEY.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
The Horoscone
Sntnrdny. ,Jnnunr, o, -
,Ihe. stars Incline but DO no, oo-.....
Cpt 1879 BY Mcclure Newaps NJ. N.Y. ~, nPsl

Sburuay, january ri, moo
according TO astrology. The
unfortunate day for NcptIre A., y an
ana Mars are all in malofir ,s,w vNw
II Is n time in which all trsy,p,esl
sea may be beset by cxfraoTd'.' oy
perlIs' Tor severe storms are i"S'
Business affairs connected ,,,
the importing or sale OF ,yo,,,ui "ln
ciothlhs comes under an unfavo.
aple RUE and losses may be sv.
tained by merchants. Sus'
Actors and Actresses NAV a.
thls direction OF the stars cyoG
ingly depressing to their pr,g 90
Theaters continue under ~ Ice, 7lsca,
airy government that pr.s.'.l'
sweeping changes in manage 5ase. ras',
and policies. 'Nehl
Mars favors today and ,bo a..
foretell some sort OF war,IFe ,1'l, Is
for the United States. 001
Travel westward seems ,o
about TO Increase greatly. for III
Is a rule fOreshadowing tromendeas
development OF Pacific ,o9st n
dustries. III
Women have n sinister direc,,..
OF the stars that BODIES 40 for tbs..
happiness. for they may be spsco.
tible to influences tending to hros,
down traditions os region and rn
rality. mo
Reactionary influences that vu,
mako modesty and reticcupc on"a
more popular are prophss.od. lg,
they will be slow in making hS5.
way.
Mars is in an aspect today ih,,
Ia read as forccasting great acilyl,y
In politics, women being prominen,
in Initiative.
Neptune again gives warning q,
many strange deaths and suicide,
among persons OF prominence.
Russia comes under the p,anetarv
government that seems TO cncour.
age peaceable and improved condl.
tions.
Persons whose birthdate it ig ma,
have year of stress In buslnes,
but they may reach success by
avoiding quarrels and lawsuits
Children born on this dav ma,
be rash and hasty in disposition
but able to win great success. The,
should be taught self-control frs
of all.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

Editor World; Having just returned home
after an absence of several years, took the
bus to Tulsa to again look over the wonder city.
liy gosh, | struck dumb when they land
ed me In the mud at Third and Boulder the
brick sidewalk there not being wide enough for
the residence district letting alone the main
business section. | later found worn out brick
walks on Second street between Main and
Boulder.
story brick buildings at Third and Boulder and
on Main street between Third and Fourth,
either location being prospective gold mines
Tor the fellow who first realizes their potential
value and erects skyscrapers there
My general impression OF Tulsa was the same
as the first time viewed II, namely that you
have here miniature New York City one
cannot help feeling the sensation that great
wealth lies In the development of real estate in
Tulsa's business district
The last time was here religious intolerance
and bgotry seemed rampant but outside OF a
few ranks this feeling appears to have disap-
pearcd, As one fellow told me. the Catholics
and the Jews are now numerous that one
cannot help noticing that they do not grow
horns l soaked in" lot OF political talk too,
ana the next municipal election In Tulsa is GO
Ing to be a very warm affair from the informa
ton | gathered They say that complete po-
litical tickets have been formed with some real
offered for every place, the general i'm
preston being that the next bunch elected will
have a great work to do to Keep down graft on
the water proposition, and that considerable
honor will attach to the fellows. who sue
cessfuly handle the deal for the people
As to amusements, the picture shows are n
real treat, but the lack OF "A bowling alley was
an actual disap appointment to me. | used TO come
In every week and bowl with the best bunch df
business men ever ran across. what Is the
mater that there are no public bowling allevs2 ?
hope my reference to your brick sidewalks
VIII not be taken as an insult, for I am just
giving you the impression OF a stranger. Tulsa
is a great attraction for me and | hope to be
Yours truly,
JONATHAN BUXTON.
Broken Arrow r., +. u. No l. Jan is,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
WILL FALL BACK ON COTTON
All Signs Point To Increased Acreage
I'm Lincoln County.

SpeclAl 10 IN" W oTlus
KENDRICK, Jan. 20.--With plans
practically made for the 1922 crob
it is becoming evident that tn cot
ton acreage will be normal In tins
locality.
Farmers are giving numerous rea'
sons for increasing their c1-5on acre
age. II Is a hard matter 80 find q
sale for livestock at any price and
hence they cannot be raised az 4
profit. All feed is cheap ana a feed
crop will not pay for the haud.n'.
The mild winter, so far, is expected
to bring a worse boil weavl s'ours7
than was ever known hee)rn In the
southern states, while no early dam
age Is expected here. All feel that
good foreign market will be had
for this years crop and that golI
prices will prevail.
Tenant farmers say that ther
landlords have 'eXaCted an increase
IN cotton acreage under the prete1t
that taxes continue to soar SkyWTl
and since feedstuff continues 20 A.
cline the rent from n feed crop vii
not pay the taxes on the land.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
lust Folks
THE ROUTE-NAKER


The route maker sat I'm his office warm, with
lecturers dates before him,
Aud he hctved "A sigh as he started In to
work out schedule for him.
Now what win | do with this chap" said
ne, who breaches OF doctrines sunny,
To hc be sure he'll know, when his day is
done he has honestly earned his
money!"
lie thumbed his tables and railroad guides
and he cuQningly planned and planned;
Move here's a train he can take" said he,
"a local to Lecture Land;
II VIII leave lpst Night about one fifteen and
gct into Fine ana Dirty
8y way Of the village of Seepyvllle and con-
meet with the seven thirty.
In two hours more | can dump him off at
the village OF Stand and Wait,
Where tn 4 y, m, he can watch the boys
In the railroad yard shunt freight;
Then he can climb on the old fourteen" and
ne grinned In his glee--the sinner
And get there In time for his lecture date
but hen lecture without his dinner"
Now l hold no grudge against any one. I
have followed the route mans chart
And though | have ragged At the trips he
planned no malice is IN my heart
| have suffered and hungered and cursed
him, too but glad farewell wave him
though he's doomed to the sulphurous
realms below,
III fray the Lord to save him,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21
PUSHING UP PHONE COMPANY
Must Extend Service or Appeal VIII
BE Taken.

ADA, Jan, 20,-Acting on the re-
quest of a large number OF property
owners in Belmont addition to the
city OF Ada, the mayor has request
ed the Southwestern Bell Telephone
company to construct poles and
other necessary equipment in that
section OF the city to give service to
residents there,
1t was stated that. II the company
did not take any action on the mat
ter before February l, the case
would be referred to the state corpo-
ration commission.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

OF all the haz-
ardous u n d e r.
taklngs, farming
is In a class by
itself.
People b u C X
the stock mar
kets and win or
lose as the mar
ket goes up or
q O w n. w IL d
scenes are enact =
ed daily in New
nr1.anu chicago
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

1t is almost time for the special correspond
cnis to begin killing the fruit crop, Let us hope
that they do pot have the same unqualified
success which they attained last year
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

Mother may be emancipated, but
her children II keep on maxim a
slave o. her jest tn same. Next L
an imported banquet speaker nothln'
tears out as quick as tn Christmas
spirit.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

The oklahoma state house is Jealous, II has
just been discovered that In Chicago more GRIM
lnals are parolcd and pardoned than are sent
to serve their terms.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

The MuskoEee Times Democrat asks who OBJ
iects to basketball as girls sport, Wen bite
who does object to basketball as a girls sport?
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

Toys were packed in cheap cotfins
exported by Germany before the war
to save space.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

As We understand H. the raiding squad Is
merely trying To enforce some Now Year rcso-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

Eel Tor governor IL recent editorial tltlo.
II is not often that an editorial writer falls FOR
n governor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

The girl ON South Main says she finds that
the best remedy for headache Is a little sym
pathetic touch.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

Thoro Is ono advantage our forbears had over
US thcy dii not have to listen 10 much about
Psychology.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-01-21

~ might not bo bad idea FOR some one TO
start movement leading back to the constitu-
ton ana common sense
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
WHITE SALMON
CFrom the Enterprise)

G. ID. Moore came up from Portland
the first of the week and Tuesday made
his first shipment of asparagus 10 the
Portland market. Prices are good dus
to the lateness Of other early vegetables
A planer is TO be installed at the
Woodruff box factory at Trout Lake.
Ralph Woodruff returned Wednesday
from Portland where he purchased the
machinery. He was accompanied on
the Trip by his wife.
]. K. Wang and his brother, Adolph
trappers and mountain guides, of euler,
caught two live silver fox on the west
slopes Of Mount Adams last winter. The
fox were sold to a farm for $500.
The news Of the death Of Irving Akin.
former White Salmon young man, on
Wednesday, April 18th at COchella, Cal
ifornia, came to his many friends as
great shock. The body is being shipped
to White Salmon and should arrive
Sunday. His last request was 70 be
buried by the Evan Childs Post Of this
city in the local cemetery and the local
Post, Of which he was a member. Is
making arrangements for a fitting mill
tary funeral.
Irving Akin was 2S years Of age. After
enlistment, and while attending school
st Corvallis, Ore, be became III during
the fu epidemic and was still very III
when transferred TO Fort Stevens, Ore.
He vas again transferred 10 an army
Field camp in Virginia and there spent
most Of bic time in the hospital. his
lungs having become affected. After
the close Of the war he returned to-
White Salmon. and later was forced TO
take treatment in an army sanitarium
in Portland.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
COLD STORAGE Is
NEEDED AT DOCKS

Cold storage facilities on the munich
pal terminals of Portland are absolute
ly necessary if Portland is to retain
her present position as a fresh fruit
shipping center. according to state
ments made at a conference between
northwest fruit growers and shippers
and the agricultural committee of the
Chamber of Commerce with the public
dock commission.
"Unless you provide cold storage ia
cilities here we will be forced to ship
our export fruit through Seattle where
refrigeration already is provided. was
the warning given by General Manager
Stone. of the Apple Growers Associa-
ton.
In addition to Mr.. Stone others who
made arguments for cold storage were
DR.. H. L. Geary and J. 4. Slade. of
White Salmon; Oh. Swigert, of Yaki-
ma; p. F. Clark. X. w. Kelly and S.
J. Moore, of Hood River; Prof. c. |.
Lewis, of the Oregon Growers Associ
alton: j. p. Gray, of Nampa, Ida. M.
L. Deane, of Wenatchee; j. w. Dart,
representing ]. C. Holt & Co., Liver
pool, England, and others.
The dock commission took the mat
ter under advisement.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
MRS. M. II. NICKELSEN'S
FUNERAL MONDAY

Death came to Mrs. M. H. Nickelsen
early Saturday morning. Mrs. Nickel
sen had been seriously i'll with heart
trouble for several weeks.
A native of Schleswig- Holstein, as
is her surviving husband, Mrs. Nickel
sen, had she lived, would have been "
years in May. Mr.. and Mrs. Nickel
sen lived at The Dalies when they first
came to the mid Columbia.
Funeral services were held Monday
afternoon at 2 O'Clock at the Asbury
Methodist church. the pastor, Rev.
Gabriel Sykes, and Rev. W. r. Kirk,
pastor of the Christian and Missionary
Alliance, officiating. Interment fol-
lowed at the knights of Pythias ceme-
terry. c. G. Anderson conducted the
| funeral.
Mrs. Nickelsen is survived by the
following SONS and daughters Sena-
tor J. r. Nickelsen, G. ID. Nickelsen
and Mrs. 7. G. Frohn, of Hood River I;
Mrs. w. E. Bullard, of lone, and Mrs.
Rosa S. Nealeigh, of Oregon City.
Seventeen grand children and six great
grandchildren survive.
Mrs. M. II. Nickelsen. whose maiden
name was Inge Rorden. was born May
l6, 1850 on the Island of Fohr, in the
North Sea, where she was married to
M. H. Nickelsen October 3, 1867. A
few years after their marriage, Mr..
Nickelsen came to America and settled
in California, and was followed few
years later by Mrs. Nickelsen who
made the trip across the Atlantic alone
with her two sons, joining her husband
in California, and shortly after her ar
rival in the west. Mr.. and Mrs. Nick
elsen came to Oregon, residing at The
Dalles for a number of years, and
about 40 years ago came to Hood Riv-
er, where they have since resided.
In the early days of Hood River,
when it was difficult to secure the SER
vices of physician, the deceased was
very active in rendering service to all
in need in the community where she
lived, which is now known as the Bel
mont district. Her memoranda shows
where she was called at midnight on a
New Years eve to assist young
mother, and to render service in this
case it was necessary for her to walk
one-half mile in nearly four feet of
snow, but she went.
One of the dominant ambitions in
the life of the deceased was to render
service to others. and project the spirit
of helpfulness into the lives of the
needy. The injunction and assurance
that 'It is more blessed to give than
to receive" found practical exemplii-
cation in the life of Mrs. Nickelsen, in
her home and community life.
The deceased cultivated a passionate
love for flowers, children, and her
church life. She was a charter men,
Der of the first Methodist society or
ganized in the Hood River valley; a
member of the w. G. T. u. Woman's |
Relief Corps and Degree of Honor Pro-
tective Association, woman's auxiliary
Of the order of the United Workmen.
Mrs. Nickelsen was a true mother,
faithful friend and consistent Christian. |
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
BOWLING NEWS

A telegram received Monday by the
Blue Diamond Bowling alleys an
nounced that "Duke" Goodwin, mem
Der of local teams participating in the
Northwestern international Bowling
Congress at Spokane, had won the
singles championship diamond medal
with a score of 1850. The Hood River
Blue Diamond team, with a score of
1886, stood fifteenth in the bowling
congress. 4. E. House and Goodwin,
scoring 1927, stood seventeenth in the
doubles contest.
Three new records were made OH the
local alleys Sunday. George Poe rolled
761 in three games. He and ID. p.
Smith set new record of 1,471 in
three games, and 2.S78 in five games.
The Blue Diamond bowlers, Capt. E.
E. House, Y. o. Annala, A. A. Green,
H. I. Dewitt. and the new northwest
all events and single champion, Duke
Goodwin, returned Tuesday night from
the Spokane tournament, highly elated
over their showing in the annual
classic. They made the trip by motor,
and report roads exceptionally good
throughout. except for 10 miles of
IOukH HldSdudii itdI w dllbDuiEt wis
and for half dozen mudholes between
Colfax and Rosalia. Wash. The trip
was 3S2 miles each way. made in Ia
hours running time going, l5 hours re-
turning.
That local fans may better appreci-
ate Goodwin's victory, it should be
stated that by his own unaided efforts
he won for Hood River just half Of the
tournament championship titles, Spo-
kane winning the other two.
The teams showing was creditable,
fifteenth place out Of 73 teams, all the
pick Of the northwest.
Sunday on the local alleys the Second
Annual Blossom Festival Handicap
tournament will open, with teams from
Portland competing. Entries will be
received up to the opening Of the play.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
CLUB SPEAKERS SAY
CHEMISTRY Is NEED

Chemistry is indispensable to the
success of industry, according to w.
A. Rocker, chairman of the weekly
session of the Lunch club at the Hotel
Oregon Tuesday. Mr.. Rocker cited
how many businesses now regularly re-
tanned chemists to guard their products
constantly. He declared that consult
ing chemists were available to all en-
terprises, their fees moderate and the
benefits as outstanding as those from
the family physician.
Mr.. Rocker told of number of in
cidents where chemists had found
products sick and had cured them. He
cited the instance of large St. Louis
coffee roaster who had perfected a
blend for use in Buffalo, N. Y, where
he had. landed concessions for the Pan
American exposition declared the larg-
est coffee contract ever let. The coffee
became inferior as a result of the diff
ference in chemical content in the wa
ter of the Mississippi river and the
Great Lakes. A chemist had to remedy
the results of the variation.
r. II. Robinson, chemist of the Ore
gon Agricultural College Experiment
Station, declared that he wished to
augment Mr.. Rockers remarks and
develop further that chemistry was
one of the greatest aids of apple grow
ers and dirt farmers. He cited how
chemistry had made available efficient
spray materials.
President Murphy urged that the
club aid the proposed golf course, and
Mr.. Robinson endorsed the local plans
for such an institution, declaring the
benefits invaluable.
II. P. Packard, father of Mrs. Muir
ply, guest Of the club, declared that
he was proud to feel close connection
with Hood River because of the wide
spread prominence of the district.
Ford's orchestra. composed of Mr..
and Mrs. Walter Ford. Paul Huelat
and Paul Sletton, gave a number of
selections that were highly appreciated
and brought the musicians rounds of
applause.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-04-20
OdeIl Church News

Easter services were we'll attended
and we're characterized by an excellent
program. Twenty three were received
into the church. Mrs. G. A. Seeger
gave solo numbers that were appreci-
ated.
Algie Weinheimer is conducting a
young peoples chorus, members of
which will participate at future pro-
grams.
Sunday school next Sunday at 10 a.
m. Rev. Gleiser at the sermon hour
will talk on "The Light That Never
Fails. The Epworth League. with
Mr.. Weinheimer as leader, will be held
at 7.4b %. m.