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The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

The following table, compiled by
one of the great life insurance compa-
MES from Investigations covering many
years, shows that out Of 100 healthy
men at twenty-five, in 40 years, one
will be wealthy" four will be livery
well to do" five will be supporting
themselves by their daily labor, 81
will be dependent upon friends, rela-
tives or charity, and SO will be dead
The figures stagger us. Twenty to one
against any sort of success; a hundred
to one against clipping coupons!' We
thus see that the ratio of successes to
failures hold true Of all classes, name
5ly, out Of 100 healthy men at twenty
five only five will succeed, and only
one markedly financially.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13
/ USING FISTS

i She taught me that the, battle OF
life was not to be won with fists, but
with the mind L. q It is a former <pugil-
ist speaking OF his wife. ~ There is
more nor to- the story Of how she also In
duced him to abandon pugilism for col
lege, but nothing is more startling than
the above announc cement Fists are
symbol. Some use fists; some use
brass knuckles; some, use courts of
law; some use policemen's clubs; some
use military equipment; some use So
ctal pressure. In the end, what it all
comes down to is fists. The late Ger
man empire called it ''faustrecht''
(fist-right). Now the ones who do not,
In the last analysis, believe in fists are
the exceptions. Our whole social fab.
ric is based on the belief in the efficacy
of the fist, says the Boston Globe. In
the last resort the umpire we appeal
to is the fist-that is, the bullet. All
other sorts of belief may be protested.
The fist is the prevailing faith. It has
been tried on a somewhat extensive
scale these last seven years. It can
not be said to have proved a cOnspicu-
GUS success. There is this much to be
said for the former pugilist: If, as he
says, he has learned that. the battle of
life is not to be won with fists, but
with the mind, he has learned more
than our governments have.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

LlOyd's insurance wizards of London
are betting 10 to l against war break
ing out this year between our coun-
try and Japan. Many will be amazed
that there is even one chance in 20 Of
such war. The odds. however, are
decidedly IN favor of peace, comforta-
bly, so. With democracy spreading
may find the betting $4,000 to1 against.
War will be exterminated some day.
Time was when visionary moralists de
SPARED of ever Kidding the world Of
<cannibalism and dueling. ~ III
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Patagonia's plesiosaurus has van
ished from attention. The fact is ra-
grettable. 1t was hoped that Pata-
gonia, eager to join in the march of
business improvement, had started a
publicity campaign with the only
Dlesiosaurus on earth.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

SMALL IMPROVED FARM-Good
house, good barn; chicken house;
root house; hay for four cows and
a team of horses. An exceptional
bargain. Inquire of j. A. Black
we'll.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Owing to the heavy decline in the
value of Portuguese money sardines
are being extensively used as a medi-
UNI Of exchange in: Lisbon. It must
seem odd to do ones banking at the.
sdelicatessen shop. NJ 81. s5s II d. !
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Some fine day the radio experts will
tune their apparatus to the magnetic.
waves Of the aurora borealis and then.
the world will be filed with music rs
If the glorious phenomenon sounds 40
lovely as it looks - .ss.s u
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

The women who are protesting
against the omission of "obey" from
the marriage promise have been quick,
to see how the change would rob en-
gagged girls of their best chance to as
sserk a little prenuptial authority in.
managing the omission for themselves.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

. Did your grandmother ever patronize
bootblaek; parlor or get her hair
shampooed in 8 barber shop? Or was
she an old-fashioned lady who spelled
modesty with a big M and walked
In the serenity and dignity OF 8 clois-
tered femininity? g. /, 40 :: MD @sl&S
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

l wish to thank the voters of the
Fourth District for. the splendid vote
which was given to me at the pri-
mary election. :~%l. .-
ALBERT HENDERSON. =
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13
B CARD OF THANKS

81 We wish to thank the many friends
Z for the kindness and sympathy shown.
us during the long illness and death
of our beloved wife and mother. -
h JOHN SAMSKARs. and Family.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Il Spain is importing American min-
noWs to aid in quito externina lion.
We hope it works. then We can import
some Of. them back again and see Il &c
helps our own mosq quito problem any.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Turkey lis flirting with the soviet
plan Of government, q sure sign that
the Turks are not leaving any stone
untnrned in their efforts TO keep IN
bad with the rest OF the world.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13
i. I, DIR. w. o.. WALLACE 3 II
i Vet eri%n 4 ri ian ~
4 =: MI + s M Office: s., g,
:. With OLs0N BROS.
Prepared to go anywhere in
Cook County for veterinary !
services. -.

The overseas travellers tell us that
the thieves IN Paris never take any
chances with Americans, but engage
In the hotel business.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

If the modern novelists merely called
spade 4 spade,. II wouldn't be- 81,
bad; but they take as rake and make
q hero OF him
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13
HOUSEHOLD GOODS FOR SALE

l hard coal burner, rug, l carpet
sweeper, l washing machine, 2
tubs, l wringer, ironing board,
l electric iron, rocker, library ia
BILE, beds, wash stand, l sewing
machine, l kitchen cabinet base, l
set of new dishes CSC pieces), / re-
frigerator. Apply to Roy Divers,
East of School Building. 7-13 1t
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

NICE CLEAN SOFT WOOD-16-inch.
$3.50 a cord. Delivered anywhere
in Grand Marais. Gilbert Moe,
Grand Marais P. 0. 4-2O-tf
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

FOR SALE-S0 acres of timber.
Write Box So, Central avenue, Su-
perior, Wis. Stiff
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

SPECTACLES and GLASSES careful
ly and scientifically prepared. DR..
F. B. Hicks 3-15-tf
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

TWIN PORTS HORSE Market
Everything in the horse line right
off the farm. Free from disease
Of city markets. A square deal or
money back Part time. 1928 E..
First street, Duluth, Mimi. Ala
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

FOR SALE-4O acres of good land
3 miles from town, just south of
S. c.. Murphys farm; 5000 cash
will take this snap. Inquire of J.
c.. Murphy. 6-22 If
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

FOR the original Watkins Goods, the
Watkins Retailer. Andrew Fred
rickson,Two Harbors, MIMI, Box 1874
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

From now on we will be able to
supply you with cream and milk in
any amount. Cream orders for large
amounts should be given in a few
days before needed. J. G. MURPHY.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Detroit woman asks divorce from IL
.'goif maniac 81 thus Il, Is ming theI
green Into ground fof 5foree &
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

Society and business stationery at
the printing office.
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

DRESS-MAkiNG-At residence of
Hans Toftey. Lillian Nelson 6-2O
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

CLOTHES PRESSED AND CLEAN
ED-Price reasonable Call or see
H. Eliason, across from Happy
Hour Hall. 1-l2
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

FOR SALE-Or will trade for stock,
/ boat and fish nets and corks; /
turning lathe; l. organ and chairs;
dishes and blacksmith forge. E.
Luck, City. 7-13 At
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13

FOR SALE-REO truck, in good con-
,dition. Clark Pinkerton. 6-15
The Cook County news-herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Cook County, Minn.) 1909-current, 1922-07-13
Wants, For Sale, Etc.

Rates cents per line per week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06
MIR. AND MRS. SMITH
BACK FROM SOUTH

Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest G. Smith. and
the twins, Peggy and Billy, have re-
turned from 2.O00.mile motor trip
that carried them as far south as san
Francisco, where they visited Mr.. ana
Mrs. Smiths sister, Mrs. Frank Tate,
and family, and participated IN the
Shriner'a convention. The party LETT
here scheduled to travel into Nevada
and to visit Lake Tahoe.
"We discovered, however, " says Mr;;
Smith. "that Tahoe was not open, and
instead of penetrating Nevada, we
struck out straight from Lakeylew and
AIturas for San Francisco. The roads
in the section below Lakeview make
me think of the little girl. who, when
she was coed, was very good. but
when bad she was h0rrid. Those
roads, when they were good were -ex-
cellent, but when one struck a bad
stretch, they were hi
1--WE spent three weeks in and
around San Francisco. We visited the
various beaches on the Bay and out at
Golden Gate park. The weather was
warm, and the beaches had an appeal.
We had planned on coming north by
way of Eureka, but our adventures
with bad roads in northern California
caused US to keep right on the Pacific
which is in fine shape prac-
.ically all the way up.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06
Notice of Bond Sale

Sealed bids will be received until The
hour OF 8 O'Clock p. m. on the 18th dav
OF July, lSZ2, and immediately there.
after publicly opened by the Distrie,
Board of School District No o H,.a5
River County, Oregon. at the schsei
house in said district. Mt Hood o.
gon, for the purchase of honds 81 80
uIstLlet issued for the building and
tihg OF new school building
sneIein IN the sum Of $1,000 90. same
Delns IN denominations Of $500. 90 each
NUMBERED from l to l2 inclusive. date3
SuIy L IsZ2, and to become due and
payable o5gl sserially beginning Januarv i
10, 10, ana annually on January La
SsueIsatter until maturity Of issue said
ouIlus 20 bear i've and one half ner
@ sene tos per cent? interest per annum
Raya9ie semi-annually on January ard
SuiH hrst, principal and interest ne
eoie IN y. ). gold coin at the Fiscsl
9sti 99geney OF The State Of Oregon in Nsvv
Il 4 oIA Olty OF at the Office Of the Count,
p.'s pbi.easurer OF Hood River County. Hoe5
II, HIlEer, oregon. at the option of NM
SAID bids must be secon,,sr;o.a -
eertlned check for the sur ~ SSoS - Z
ana the successful bidder n,nst oOo,os
Jared 70 take delivery within ~,
from date Of sale. 'sn usts
Ihe District Board reserves ~, -.
- '.i.'.ss1 i.siset any OF all bids The sssesss5
y s,aluatlOn Of the taxable rro-o-t-- ~
- len9ol District is Sl8s. Ss6. 5O r.
sI1s; iI,,s sIess s Of the School District eT-
'iusiFe Of these bonds is $500 00
". r. Austin.
N'efA OF Sehool District No. 9
Dsts ~ Mt. Hood. Oregon.
Ds.e ~ " VI it nIst publication July 8. 100
Da's 0i isst publication Jaly IS. iSS5
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

Announcement by the Hood River
American Legion Post that radio con-
eerts will be a feature Of the second
Annual Mt Hood Climb, scheduled To-
July this year, has created q surprisin,
interest, according to Kent Sboemste-
chairman IL is proposed TO open tbe
camp IN TIE future for q week or NOR
with skiing and other sn0wfeld sporfs
entered. This year it has been limite5
to two days. IL is anticipated fbsf
and state Legion officials cifv
and state officers will attend ~
aftair.-State Legion Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06
Christian and Missionary Alliance.

Sunday School-9:45 A. NJ. II. C.
Deitz Superintendent. Preaching at II
A. NJ. and 80 p. NJ. Young peoples
meeting at $50. r. c. Samuel, Pres.
Prayer meeting Thurs. at 80 P. NJ.
Our Motto, ! Cor. 30: "But Of him are
We in Christ Jesus, Who Of God is made
unto US, wisdom and righteousness, and
sancti6cstion and redemption" W. P.
Kirk, Pastor. Phone 3663. m9tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06
Just Little Stories

One day last week Mrs. j. w. Biek-
ford and daughter, of Salem, arrived
in town by automobile, calling at the
place of business of G. O. Huelat,
brother of Mrs. Bickford. They were
accompanied by a stranger, who was
introduced as Mr.. Burns. They pro-
ceeded to the Huelat home, and Mr.,
Burns still remained.
Mr.. Huelat noted the confident air of
the stranger as he entered the home.
depositing his hand baggage. He says
he remarked to himself that he thought
the fellow seemed pretty chesty for a
stranger. Indeed, things developed, TO
such point that Mr.. Huelat decided
ne would have to relieve himself of his
feelings by talking the thing over
with his wife.
The joke, at this point, was too good
to keep. The Mr.. Burns was a cousin.
VIII Jordan, boyhood chum of the local
merchant. The two men had not seen
each other since they had raided orch
ards 30 years ago in Salem.
Earl Franz has been busy at the
Hood River Garage the mast week
answering queries of youthful truck
drivers seeking red Illuminating oil.
One OF the truckmen appeared at the
Vincent & Shank grocery store the
other day seeking oil for a tail lamn-
Z. +. Brett, arch-jokester, and some
other fellows brought it about that the
boy was told that the Hood River
Garage was the only place in town
where one could buy red Illuminating
OIL. Thus Mr.. Franz busy week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

The Hood River Spray Co. is making
.CASEfN SPREADBR for use with Ar
senate OF Lead sprays, putting Il up in
packages OF such size that one package
can be used with each tank Of spray.
This makes much for the convenience
Of the Orchardist. ie22H
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

A remarkable Bartlett pear orchard
in the Hood River valley, owned bv
Leroy Childs. pathOlOgist Of the Hood
River Experiment Station, is reported
as yielding the following tonnage: AT
nine years Of age. in 1919, it produced
4.OSS packed boxs of pears. In Io20-
It produced l.600 packed boxes. Iq2l
3,O34 packed boxes. and this season bas
a crop which is estimated at 4 OOO
boxes. Prof. Childs does not follow
the elUse pruning methods used In
some pear districts. He allows All ~
the new wood to grow and mereIv
thins out his older bearing wood. n Is
necessary with this system TO rnav-nois
his tree to support the load. The ore
gon Grower.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

The annie is still '.king OF fruits
as monev producer to the farmers OF
America as shown by estimate OF tRs
limited States Department OF Agrlcui-
tne showing the farm value OF Irults
nyodnced in the country, and this
Espite OF the fact that It was the snla
est crop in years and markgs conl
tions were unsatisfactory. Inc Ir9sn
apple of 1921, had an estimated value
of Sl63, 200, 900 to the grower. Far De-
low this amount came oranges, tnS
second on the list, withsan estimaleu
value of $64, 300, 900. In declining or
der came peaches, with valuation q
S52. 200. coo: strawberries $40, 9OO, ,OOV;
grapes, exclusive of grapes USED IDr
raisins and grape juice, $29, ,5O0,OOV
plums and prunes, $l9. 900. 600; pears,
ais. 400. 600: cranberries, So, 40O. OOO;
apricots, S5,400, 600; figs. 81, 400. OOD;
and at the foot of the list Of indivldual
fruits for which estimates are mace
came olives, with valuation eI
$500, 900. 81.
The total value of fruit and fruit
products produced on farms during the
wear is estimated at slightly more than
S525. 900, 900. This amount was $2zs,-
900, 900 less than the estimated value
of these products in 1919 and Szi9'-
700. 900 less than the estimated value
for 1920.
The sharp decline in the total value
for 1921 is accounted for chiefly by the
short crop or orchard fruits in 1871.
The greatly reduced prices paid Tor
rajsins during 1921 was also among the
aaofrshufspn foot0rQ
Orchard fruits-cbieiiy apples, april
cots, peaches, pears. plums, and prunes
all other classes OF fruits
in value. The estimated value OF TINS
class of fruits and their products ~
1921 was $27l, 200, 900, or 52Sper cent Of
the value of all fruits and fruit
products.
The subtropical fruits, chiefly orang-
Is, followed with 1921 valuation OF
S87, 200, 900, or II per cent of the fruit
total. Next came the small fruits.
mostly strawberries and cranberries
With an estimated value for 1921 Of
ia, 500, 900, or IA per cent of the fruit
,otal. Grapes and grape products had
IN estimated value in 1921 of $685.
100, 900, or 13 per cent of the fruit
otal.
For the three years of 1919, 1920,
md 1921 the estimated values of or
hard fruits were $463. 400, 900, SAL
100. 600, and $27O, 800, 600, respectively.
Cor subtropical fruits these values
we're $84, 200, 900. $S8. 900. 600 and $751;
90. 600; for small fruits. S63, 800, 600.
68, 10000. and $68, 100000. The fruit
roducts of farms for which valuation
stimates are made are grape juice.
aisins. apple cider. apple-cider vine
ar, and dried fruits. The total values
t these products fell from lQ2.500, 600
] 1919 to $66, ,000,0 900 in 1920, de-
rease of "a per cent. - Spokane
pokesman Review.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06
ST. Marks EpIscODaI Church

sunday school every Sunday at 9,45
O'Clock. Morning service will be con-
Quoted by the men Of the church every
sunday morning at IL o'clock. The
usual music. -1 we
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

beiore you buy an automobile Won
should see the new Studebaker at the
Cameron Motor Co. let tAS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

When Fatty Carbunkle was ar
raigned by District Attorney Woolwine
after the grand jury had said there
was no evidence on which to hold him
for manslaughter, this colin told the
public that if it waited awhile, Mr..
Woolwine's actions would be explained
by his announcement for some Office ;
The prediction has been fulfilled. Mr..
Woolwine wants to be governor of
California. Corvallis Gazette Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1922-07-06

One A. E. Campbell swears that be
spent $4l3.23 trying to nominate San
ford Macdonald for congress from
Portland on light wine and beer plat
form. We don't believe it; no bunch
of Scotchmen ever spent that much
money for anything. Eugene Daily
Guard.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-17
Says France Can NeUey
Pay Her American Debl
Former Official Declares u. S. Bars French
Goods and Ref uses Currency

BALTIMORE, Nd, Feb. 17.-Frank R.
Kent, foreign representative Of the Bal
tmore sun, in a cable under Paris date
published in the sun today states that
in an interview he had with LOUIS
Loucheur, former French minister for
devastated regions, u. Loucheur de-
clared emphaticalIy that France never
can pay her debts. The United States
bars French goods and win not accept
her currency, ". Loucheur asserts Kents
cablegram said in part:
In a vigorous talk I had with him
today at his home, Rue Hamelin, Louis
Loucheur, minister Of devastated regions
in the BRAND cabinet and now a mem
Der OF the Chamber Of Deputies, fatty
and emphatically declared that France
not only cannot now, or in the near
future, pay her debts to America, but
can never pay it. Further. he asserts
that the reduction Of her army will not
alter in the least her inability to pay.
'LOucheur said he had much faith in
the proposed Genoa conference. He also
stated that France was convinced that
Germany was able to pay her indemnity
and demand that Germany lay her
financial cards on the table.
What are the chief dangers In the
way of economic reconstruction over
hereI' NJ Loucheur was asked.
Well said 81. Loucheur, the chief
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-17
PUSS IN BOOTS, JR.
BY DAVID CORY.

THAT'S very interesting" said the
little old man as Puss Junior related
how Cinderella had driven of in the
beautiful coach. Blu why didn't you
ask her fairy godmother TO give you q
coach and four instead of a saucer Of
milk" +
Il never thought Of IT," said Puss
Junior with a sigh. "I suppose I might
have, although, perhaps, other peoples
godmothers are not very obliging. I guess
everybody should have a godmother Of
his own"
Very likely" said the little old mon,
but 90 on with your story. There must
be more to tell"
"Oh, yes. there's more" said Puss
Junior. But this is the disagreeable
part. You see, then went to sleep by
the fire, because CinderelIa's gOdmother
told me to get a good rest and to leave
early In the morning, before Cinder-
elias two big, cross sisters came down
stairs But I didn't said Puss with 4
laugh. Il oversight myself, and the
first think I knew there were heavy
footsteps coming down the stairs and
in walked the two sisters. I had al
ready pulled on my boots so l stood up
and politely said, Good morning But all
they did was to cry Mercy! Before
could jump to one side they caught up
a broom and brushed me through the
door, and then I tumbled headfirst down
the cellar steps; and after that they
hanged the door down and made me
prisoner in the dark cellar"
Weren't you frightened to death ?"
asked the little hen.
calm yourself, my good Sir Cat"
cried the little old man. Let US have
the story for it is OF great interest"
SO Puss went on
II don't remember how long 1 re-
manned in that dreadful dark place, but
at last ! heard the cellar door open,
and in the twinkling OF an eye I dashed
up the steps into the sunlight. There
stood Cinderella. She had none of her
pretty clothes on; only her everyday
working dress. But she picked me up
In her arms and whispered:
"'Puss. dear Puss in Boots, I met
such a lovely Prince last night. SO 1
dropped one Of my little glass slippers.
and I know he'll bring It to me. For
this morning, oh so early, a little blue
bird stood on my windowsill and sang:
"Harken to the bluebird true.
Your Prince today will come to you;
Your little shoe of glass he'll bring
And a golden wedding ring" Copy
right, 1922.
ITO BE Continued)