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The farm may have modern ma
chinery; but if the house has not
modern conyeniences, the farm is not
modern.
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FOR Windmill, tank, pump
and pipes Address G. w. Coggs-
well. Beleview. Fla. -12-15-3t.
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Don't forget that spraying is the
ounce of prevention that is worth sew
eraI pounds OF cure.
The Ocala banner., 1922-12-15

George Cox and Walter Bryant.
white, on rtial in Arcadia, were
found guilty of arson Gould and
Big.ey, also white, ase to be tried
later.
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one of the largest. at no distant day
it will be one of the states larger
cities.
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NOTICE
I'm the Circuit Court of the Fifth
Judicial Circuit OF Florida in and
For Marion COunty-In

Nnuncery
Cora A. Bell. complainant KS Laura
+. Hamilton. Observation-Disclosures for
Constructive Service.
1t is ordered that the defendant
herein named, to-wit: Laura f.
Hamilton, be and she is hereby re-
quired to appear to the bill Of COM
plant filed in this cause on or before
Monday, tEse 18th Day 0f January, 1928
1t iy further ordered that a copy
of this order be published once a week
for four consecutive weeks in the
Ocala Banner. newspaper published
in said county and state
This 9th day of December. 1922
(Seal) r. d. LANCASTER. Jr.,
Clerk Circuit Court. Marion Co, Fla.
c. A. Savage, C0mplainant's Solicit
tor. BY Frances Tarver, y. c.
II -15-5t
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Milk is thel most important of all
foods; It is perfect, complete and
protective food.
The Ocala banner., 1922-12-15

E,xper ersspent Station, Gainesville
Fla.. bulletin 16S. tells ven how 10
exterminate the boil weeyil. send
for it.
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thasa - t,ho - - - Umes living only to
s.0s9 '.o,',,a VIZ 80 out a9r get it: in other
words. iuck is on Jke side Of the man man
who practices the best business meth. eth
The Ocala banner., 1922-12-15

Your home paper keeps you in
touch With fhe world
The Ocala banner., 1922-12-15

The fires in Smyrna cost Armenia
Sis, 600 900.
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12-15-1t
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18
Quincy Woman's
Club Entertains
In New Quarters

QUINCY. Dec. 16.-(special.)-
Washington Lodge, NO. 2. F. G. A. M,
of this city, elected DR.. G. NJ. Boring
their W. NJ. Tuesday night. The past
year has been most successful one
for the lodge, among the outstanding
events being the completion of the
magnificent temple which was dedi-
Gated with brilliant ceremonies last
July. The membership is now 1876,
and is constantly growing.
The Quincy Woman's club issued
invitations to a "housewarming' Of its
new club house and entertained most
Hospitality Thursday afternoon. All
of the lady teachers of the high
school were present as well as sew
eral out -of-town guests. The rooms
We're artistic in their decorations of
glistening smilax and wall baskets OF
pink roses. The walls are tinted a
silver gray and the decorations and
its lace-covered table. from which
was served fragrant coffee with sand
witches. formed a pleasing picture.
The only business feature was an
enthusiastic report of the convention
recently held at Glenn Cove Springs
Rev. H A. Love will take part
Sunday evening in the instllat ton of
Rev o. B. Shannon as pastor Of the
Mariana Presbyterian church.
E. N. Collins is expected to return
home Monday from Atlanta, where he
has been taking treatment at a sani-
tarium.
W. A. Cox formerly druggist Of
this city, is here from Miami on
visit to his sister, Mrs. L. w. Harley.
Harry Reichard, representing the
Reicha-d Leaf Tobacco company, Of
Milwaukee, is in Quincy making
purchases of cigar wra piping to-
bacco.
Rev. and Mrs. W. A. Burns, Mrs. H
J. Davis and Mrs. Neal Faircloth, re-
turned Friday from Gainesville,
where they attended the annual SEES
sion of the Florida Baptist conven-
ton.
Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis McFarlin left
Wednesday for Wabasso in st. Lucie
county where Mr.. McFarlin will enter
the employ Of Graves Brothers, who
J operate there a large truck farm and
{ commissary.
Mrs. Kenneth MacGowan and little
daughter have returned from Au-
gusta, Georgia, where they were the
guests of Mrs MacGowan'A grand
! mother, Mrs. w. J. Townsen.
MI. ana MIS-. Ile z
| moved their residence to Orlando,
where the former has been engaged
| in the wholesal grocery business for
several years. He has similar
| business in Quincy and will spend a
| portion of his time here.
| Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Turnip re-
turned to Quincy Wednesday after an
absence of several months, seeking a
restoration of the formers health
both in the mountains and in an At
I lanta sanitarium.
Geo. I. Davis Of Tallahassee is the
guest of his daughter, Mrs. D. A.
Avant, who resides at Mount Pleas
ant.
At a regular meeting OF the Elks
| on Tuesday night, Joseph Wedelles
was elected Exalted Ruler to fill the
! unexpired term Of A. ]. Stein, re-
signed.
The Baraca class Of the Baptist
church held a get-together social
Thursday night at the home Of the
president. z. E. Silnlan. Miss kath-
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! SO the situation is by no means
hopeless. To lengthen a skirt is no
difficult matter if YOU have a bolt OF
ribbon and a bit of ingenuity.
You may add panels to the front,
back, sides or to all OF them and not
only lend the illusion of length, and
give the prober uneven line, hu+ YOU
can give yourself the altogether
pleasant sensation of a new trocK.
For the most serviceable type CT
frock, satin or MORE ribbons the color
OF the frock are most used, bus gowns
whose activities are limited to after
noon and evening functions may be
gorgeously decorated with figured and
hrocaded bands, in harmony or con-
trast.
4 dark costume may be popped Up
tremendously by a self-toned girdie,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

his brother had warned him that they
would do; and coolly and quietly he
had resolved to face them alone.
He made his pack-a few simple
provisions wrapped in his blanket
and knife and camp axe swung on
his belt. He took his trusted pipe
because he knew well that he could
never acquit himself creditably in a
fight without a few lungfuls of to-
bacco smoke first-and he also took rs
rifle. You keep this copy of the
letter" He handed Ben the copy he
had made OF -Hiram's will. I'm the
worst hand for losin' things you ever
seem"
They said their simple goodbys,
shaking hands over a pile OF stores
rive only got one decent place to keep
things safe" Ezra confided, and that
amt so ALFRED decent, either. When
1 get any papers that are extra pre-
clous, l always stick 'em down the
leg of these high old boots. between
the sock and the leather. But it's too
much work to take the boot off now,
so you keep the letter"
II suppose you got a million dollar
bank note hidden down there now"
Ben remarked.
No, not a cent. Just the same, il
ever get shuffled off all of sudden
L want you to look there mighty care
full There may be a document or
two of Importance"
Il won't forget" Ben promised.
CHAPTER V.
Tanning the Wolf.
On arriving in Snowy Gulch, Ben's
first efforts were to inquire in regard
to horses. Both pack and saddle ami
mails. hs learned, were to be hired of
Sandy MGClurg, owner of the general
store and leading citizen; and at once
he made his way to confer with him.
Most Of my mustangs are rented
out, the merchant informed him,
but if you can get along with three,
1 guess [ can fix you up. You can pack
two of EN- and ride the third
Good enough" Ben agreed. "And
after once get in, I'd like to turn
back two Of them, and maybe all
three-to save the hire and the bother
of taking care OF them"
Just a little faster than a dog.
Horses don't much care to grub their
food out of them spruce forests.
Where are you heading, If the ques-
tons fair?''
Through Spruce Pass and down
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18
Little Ruth Olensky
Hostess To Little
Playmates

most enjoyable party was given
D. Eufh Jean Olensky to numper
". YER little friends and playmates
y. ,As bons Of her parents, Mr.. and
VIZ. n H. Olensky at their residence
, North AIcaniz street, on last Fri
,av afternoon. the event being IN
,ssbration OF little Miss Ruth's
seventh birthday.
GameE were played and prizes
,,osrded for the most correct pinning
~ NJ wskers on Santa Claus while
y,a-foFied. The manner in which
no Ok the guests hit or missed tne
nv wlskers OF Santa Claus on his
.,cs kept them in shrieks of laughter
,ud was thoroughly enjoyed by the
oder ones present. Mrs. Olensky
,lv assisted by Mrs. J. W. Smith
sd Miss Mary Werdt saw TO 1t that
he httle folks had all the fun COM
10 them, by inventing new games
-s4l,ng fairy tales. and furnishing
.,fresnments which consisted OF
ces OF the birthday cake, pink and
ute cake and vanilla ice cIea m
aich was spread in the handsomiy
,scorated dining room.
Tho prize for pinning Santa Claus
vlqkers nea rest where whiskers are
8 .prosod "a grow was won by litue
y X Smith, a box OF candy, and the
r,,ohy< prize, the one that pinned the
-hiskers fartherest from his face,
.aa won ny little Miss Margaret Tur-
. 81.
There was also a guessing contest
in which those guessing how many
reanuts there were in bowl was
g. $50 greatly enjoyed. little Mas Beth
emmett, making the hest guess, for
vhich she received the prize, ten
cents. Second best guess made Ry
re-. Miss Elizabeth Prjtchett and the
t.rnv by the hostess, herself.
enjoying the evening to the utmost
iri many presents and good wishes
elE given the parties lett for their
mes delighted with the evening
hose present were: Elsie Smith. j.
". Smith Elizabeth I'Titchetr. Mar
aret Turner Jerome Bear. Bernice
freshman, Jack Greenhut, Lawrence
Mcintosh, Beth Bennett, Mary Verdi,
90 Wheeler Landers, Marie White
?ad the little hostess Ruth Jean
uensky.
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paisley forever" says thu fash
ionable Woman ana buys herself neg
ligeas. chemises. petticoats and sips
of Paisley patterned fabricc.
Nobody thought it would !ast-thjs
vogue for far eastern designs. Hav-
ing proved their beauty through sew
eral centuries. however, Indian and
Persian patterns can easily with
stand the strain of being discovered
by modern designs, They even can
survive being popular. -
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

THE SKYLINE. OF SPRUCE ......
BEN DARBY, a prisoner. is declared
to be'a victim of amnesia. by.a noted
auenist, and is paroIed to an old
friend.
EZRAM MELVILLE. Together they
start On a trip 10 the Yuga river.
where Ezram goes to take posses
sion Of a rich claim left by his
brother,
HIRAM MELVILLE who recently
lad died. Ben is to have. a partne.'-
ship and a new lease of life. At
Seattle lives
JEFFERT NELSON and % his two
partners, Ray Brent and
CHAN HEMINWAY. Nelson. leader
of the notorious gang has a beau
tifu daughter, Beatrice. with whom
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

ryn Smith, a singer. and Miss Marga-
ret Boyd, a reader, from the Womans
college in Tallahassee, appeared on
the program.
w. P. Kennedy Of the Kennedy
Construction company, is getting
everything in readiness to begin the
additional paving for which he Sc
cured the contract.
The friends in Quincy Of Miss
Lallah Durr, who formerly resided
here, are interested in the news of
her recent marriage at the home of
her cousin, Mrs. Frank Cannon of
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

outlined at each edge with an inch
band of color. icot-edged ribbon,
and the double-faced variety where
the under side is OF contrasting
color, are greatly liked for these pur-
poses
The girl with a taste for millinery
makes a very attractive costume by
constructing a turban to match her
ssash. The same gown may have a
number Of ribbon appliances, each
one of which gives different effect
to the frock
Indeed, rightly treated, your last
seasons frock may become this sea-
sons favorite instead Of being relegat-
ed to an SYNONYMOUS position at the
back Of the clothes closet, or be-
slowed upon a shorter sister.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18
GLADYS VAUGHN.
Editor
nd Fashioned Party
Re Given Wednesday
Evening

,- ".f fashioned" party will be
-,. .,e teachers and parents Of
-,@~s collins school on Wednes-
.,.ur~r at $50 at the school
snr fo. the benefit OF the tuition
,--, deed. will he this old-tim .
..s,.os and in keeping with the
. eash,ovod" idea, the guests will
.,s9- in ola fashioned costume. II
room. the game Of progressiVr
ut u~N prove absorbing, in an
w., owe Old Home Town" h"
..,tsl. vii be depicted; third
..- tho Nlrginial reel will be danced
..3 and young alike, and the merry
NJ rr swing Your partner vii.
,s7r7 while in the hall, refresh
..ts At pink lemonade. toasted
...as Ia weinis roasO, home made
ard candy will be served. TheM
g. male quartette will render
,.,-.al u3nOers.
-..s pubuc is cordially invited to
"a ms old fashioned affair, and
o,rr ENJOY an evening Of fun but
., help 4 good cause.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

BY MARIAN 1....,-..
In Everywon6ans wardr@"e these
days is at least one frock, maybe
more, useless for wear, because too
short.
The fact that 1t misses the floor by
10 inches or SO marks it as a last sea-
sons model, Rich material becom-
ing neckline and lovely shade all are
nought
Sleeves have all the liberty in the
world-long, short, loose, close or
non exiStant.
The waisllics may wander freely
from the point Where the waist really
is to the hips.
But the skirt must toe the mark, at
least in spots.
IL spots--thet's the point. It may
be short If it's also long.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18
Special Service
Christmas Eve at
First Christian


80 .--' Christian church. church
"'. n.orarjng a service for sun
"r" December 24th to take
7' '-e regular service. which
r. 'N.. ed. White GIFTS for the
o.. ..a Alteration Pageant" picturing
a'"eNon in the Bethlehem story
. '''enruE the conservation OF
- 'e ~ Christ through gifts Of
.-. 90. substance. This will be
.'1'D. service, not an entertain
..n Er"atrst Of it's kind ever
'."."n ia Pensacola.
lie I"Glewood church in Chic
.- a'amatic and spiritual effect
49,, sd" gam upon the community
w.. .H; hat it was necessary to
..e service five times to ac-
'.n the crowds WHO wished
pageant and take part in
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

, The favorite ,r...sr for q three
piece suit is sill Falsely patterned
crepe de chine or velvet. SO Is the
favorjte afternoon gown. That's an
cent history bringing. the subject
down to topics of the day the newest
negiigees are OF " Paisley pa termed
corduroy. Undevwear-slips, chemis-
es and pettjcoats (wheTe such sur
vive) are being made of Paisley crepe
de chine and Paisley slovs silk I'M
shops.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18


GOODBYS, SHAKING HANDS OVER
A PILE OF STORES.
into the Yuga River"
prospecting, Ell? There's been
quite a movement down that way
lately. BY starting early you can
make it through in a day. And you
| said our name was"
DARBY. Ben Darby"
The merchant opened his eyes. mot
| the Ben Darby that took all the
prizes at the meet at Lodge Pole
Ben's rugged face lit with the brill
liancy of his smile. The same OAR
by" he admitted.
And when did you say you was
going?'
First thing tomorrow"
"Wel, you're pretty likely to have
companionship on the road, too"
I'm glad of it, if he isn't tender
foot. That must be a pretty thickly
settled region-where I'm heading"
"On the contrary. there's only three
human beings in the whole district.
These three are some men who went
up that way prospecting some time
ago, and the other party will make
four
"All right-Tn be here before dawn
tomorrow and get the horses. And
now will you tell me-Where Steve
Morris lives?
Right up the street. clear 10 the
end OF the row" McClurg's humor
had quite enguifed him by now. and
he chuckled again. And if was YOU.
I'd stop in the door just this side
and get acquainted with your fellow
traveller
Whats his name?" Ben asked.
THE party is named Nelson"
"All right. Maybe I'll look him up"
A few moments later he was stand
ing in the Morris home, facing the
one friend that Hiram Melville had
possessed on earth.
Hiram didn't leave anything, far
as know, except his old gun and his
pet. Lord knows. Id let anybody take
that pet of his that's fool enough to
say he's got any claim to him. and you
can be sure 1 amt going to dispute
his claim"
He turned with the dntention OF
securing the gun from an inner room.
He did not even reach the door It
was as If both Of them were struck
motionless, frozen in odd, fixed atti-
tudes, bysa shrin scream for help that
penetrated like a bullet the thin walls
of the house.
The sound was IN the range between
a growl and bay. instantly Identify
ing itself as the utterance of an ami
NAL. rather than A human being.
Bens first thought was of some enor-
nous, vicious dog, and yet his woods
sense told him that the utterance was
not that of dog.
He heard it even as he leaped
through the door in answer to the
scream for aid. His muscles gathered
with that mysterious power that had
always sustained him in his moments
Of crisis. He took the steps in one
leap, Morris Immediately behind him.
Ferris is loose" he heard the
man say. He'll kill some ONE
He raced about the house; and at
once the scene. in every vivid detail,
was revealed to him. Pressed back
against the wall OF a little woodshed
that stood behind her house a girl
stood at bay. q dark-eyed girl whose
beautiful face was drawn and stark
white with horror. She was screaming
for aid her fascinated gaze held by q
y-black, houndlike creature that
crouched, snarling, twenty yards dis
tant.
Continued in Our Next Issue.)
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PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS

~ ~
LOIRE from me sta ~ c"i'eSe al 4ald :
.3f'Se IN speno the hriSOfhas n aS
'7}' WIN 0eF pa ems, MI. anu -N.S
H7rrJ Dr'Fei' d. I.e "a" O9IIoS Ho'el'
inc many 1ileI'Os OF MIS- oI,n
'1,nE ana "@uEh,eI, MSS 14'', H. Utu
"'n va sIan -, 20, A'o 49,, ma o 10y ' ~
.,-..7' '' ~, We r 5U,-i 49, hoo, III far
P"So W. Wv 80 1',r ",''' ' no+
t,s,s, [ro,r mis- n1alady she too
H.. t.,, o,,... IN
r.. r..,.,. t,.;ord. ~ Ms D.,,id
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SDq7-l1tle, Brown & Company

Brent is in love. She detasts him.
Brent complains to Nelson. and
her father promises to aid him in
his suit Nelson hears of the rich
pocket discovered by Hiram Mel
Vile and plans with his confederates
a. to steal the claim before Ezram can
arrive. When Ben and Ezra m = ed en-
the north woods Ben suddenly re-
gains his memory. knowledge OF his
past life returns. They meet
friendly stranger who directs them.
Yes Coin to Snowy Gulch."
ITS only five miles UP this road"
the stranger vent1rad. I'm goin'. up
to, Ssl1svile way myself but [ won't
have. no river to tow me. I've got
TO DO my own padd1in'. Thank the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

Atlanta. to George Thaddens
lace of that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". W. Cory,
Alice Nilhart and Arthur Corr.
at home again after a memo
visit ii Pensacola on the occasi
the dedication of Cory Field.
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" housewife consults the
va ''"mns frequently and is
10 .'0e advantage Of the vari-
% |".''"s enumerated there.
0S frequently does A little
''S'ns of her own that
IS most prOhtabls,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

The Want Ad represents the largest
proportion of newspaper readers
represents their needs, their conf
dence, their increasing business.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

See how the Want Ads can serve
you in filing the needs of today in
business or the home.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

MINISTER'S TO MEET.
The Christian Ministers Ass
ton will hold an important me
at the y. NJ. c. A. this nlorniI
10 o'clock. All members are
to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

Mr. Thomas A Yon, nj Tallahassee
0NunE IN the cay as the guest Of
B ss,er. Mrs Max de Ia Rua.
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Air and Mrs $. r de Ia Rua are
'lperted 10 arrive from Detroit, TO
'nAsn the holidays with friends and
La-aLlNnR
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

the MANY friends Of Mrs. David
Tireni vN learn with pleasure that
mo is convaIeslng after an Illness OF
several weeks.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-12-18

ArH. ". Z. Smith OF Meridian,
&.V, mas arrived in Pensacola to
'.e0d the holidays with her mother,
Va. F 5. Ende.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-06-06
DOG COMES HIGH
Arkansas Man May Have to Pay S1.-
600 for Killing Bird Dog.

One thousand dollars Is a high
price to pay for the satisfaction OF
killing O dog that has been unfricndly,
but Elliott Tallman, an elderly realty
man of Stuttgart, Arkansas, is liable
to pay that sum in costs and damages
after a long litigation.
Mr.. Tallman says that the dog n
Gordon setter pup belonging to Roger
Grove, a druggist, attacked him as
he was taking an early morning walk
past Mr.. Groves home. The realty
man lost no time in diplomacy but
went home, got gun and shot tee
animal Grove brought action against
Tallman, charging malicious mischief.
Recently the Arkansas Suprcm! Court
affirmed Il second conviction ON that
charge.
Tallman was first convicted of ma
licious mischief in Justice Rittman's
court, was fined $50 and costs. and
the value of the animal was fixed at
SIPS. On an appeal to the Circuit
Court Tallman was fined the same
amount, but the value OF the dog was
increased to 5000. The Supreme Court
reversed this decision and rcmanded
the. case for q new trial.
After Tallman had been convicted
for the second time in the circuit
court, he was fined $50 and costs ana
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-06-06

Too Much Gravy.-In pre-war days
the food on German liners was only too
plentiful and the cooking too was ex-
cep6onal-provided you were German
in your culinary taste. To the aver
age American, however, it was a trifle
rich, and therefore the story is told of
a rescue in midocean which didn't ex-
actly come off. These are the circum-
stances. The lookout of the Kaiser
Wilhelm ii discerned man in the
water clinging to spar. Immediate
ly a boat was lowered and just as the
officer in charge reached out to drag
the swimmer into the boat, the eX-
hausted man waved feeble protest.
"Just one minute" he said. What
boat is that?"
THE Kaiser Wilhelm H." the officer
replied.
What" the swimmer exclaimed.
"a German liner?"
Sure" the officer said. 'r
"Well, so back and tell them I'll stick
it out right here on this SPAR" the
exhausted swimmer said.
What's the matter?" the officer
said,
"To much gravy" said the swimmer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-06-06
humorous department.

Found His Shirt.-It is said that in
Butte, Montana, there is a, Turkish
bath. Perhaps there is. At any rate
the story is told that a rough miner
entered Turkish bath in Butte and
proceeded at once to the hot room. A
few minutes later, a loud cry came
from the hot room, and when the at
tendsnt rushed in, there stood the
miner completely disrobed except for
a red flannel undershirt.
whats the matter?" he asked.
Look at this?" the miner said
pointing to his undershirt.
y Its your undershirt," the attendant
said. Take 1t off,"
"But did take one off," the miner
said, "and now this shows up"
.'what do you mean-shows up?"
the attendant asked.
''Why man, you don't understand"
the miner replied. II looked all over
my rooms for this undershirt last
summer and / couldn't find it no
where's"
He shook his head sadly, and tears
choked his voice.
$50 shot my roommate for Stealing
It," he said.