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MT FRIEND JAKE

NY friend Jake LEM knows horses. I've known Jaks Y.nx &o~ +~~n.v
The skates that Jake LEM favon Hes picked the nsrs a-Dlentv.
No, bag Of bones can beat He picks them by theK az.
a pS. = x1nner daily. Though he's tried to enrich me,
He's got the stables faded: Nv friend J.Le - [rav. h.--..
N''A' . nc els a. But not like ! know Jake.
tsdis: r sdvised that mud baths are great for the skin. Good
: % s' nj - 70 take . ride In the side car Of a motorcycle.
YES. CHARLIE. you MAY ASK.
"has gentleman would not give : lady : 'eat'.-c b. isaseson.
There Il . widespread report that the tipless barber hs. .rrived. in
..omsrn InTcanGes which % In indication that the millennium 10 about to
Now the master barber, o proprfstor. and the cSmmon torrr.rr.r
longer make more than the proprietor Of The shop. - '--s' ."
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Chalmers and both claim 70 b lighting on the d.fsnsiv.. s"'s'ns o'-
tn. a. n srs according Ss to the beat consular and diplomatic reports from
.xensyays s.nt. fr ! shave and 6sy cents for "a. a hai e z Soma arg 81
decsoed to charge twice that
1nen, the barber. not IN Of whom would evu dvs fov . d;r. +h.+
they ds.y l needed Z n more . G in 4. n liner y IL the middle Of the Atlantic. decided that
:. 1T vas . Grand offensive which drov. the proprtetors rapidly back
70 ;h; Snnn i a. me 4 defense Reaching this line, the propnetors n
wouie b al .iiows 2 in .r . 9se OF the enemy enemy, hy declaring that e more tip.
1aze''e" rating and sanitary tools. "
at the .hf ea ns.tsd spell has brought til. -4rreduehis minimum" In gown.
attract attention. "An " 70
-, IT Is HARD TO CONFUSE A DEAD NAN.
attorney nesh M. sa' .a dead IN nan :: and his wife - closely questioned by the
Land. o to say . speedy one. o"A o ing
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ONE of the neighbor women
WHOSE husband has a little gar,
den
SAYS you can't make a man
SCRAPE on his muddy feet
BEFORE coming into the hous.
BUT you can make him
WISH that he had.
MOST persons do not seem
To be anxious to get the best
OUT Of life as to get
WHAT they want In a hurry.
A lot OF people are wondering
WHERE the vacation zone is
coming from
OUR memory goes back to
THE time when. every time an
UNFORTUNATE minor accident
TO a girl something white showed
BUT we witnessed an unhappy
OCCURRENCE OF this nature yes
AND II was just skin.
TWO burglars sang a hymn
WHILE holding UP q store out
west
PROBABLY they were some
RELATION to the pronteers who
DURING the war sang America
WHILE holding up the country.
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"GOLF IS A QUEER GAME"

At one time it was supposed to attract only
the Scotch. It was then the simple game of the
proverbial penurious Scotchman. but oh how it
has changed. Especially since the ladies by
their long drives and low scores are demanding
powder puff, the vanity mirror and everything
that tends to make the landscape picturesque
and beautiful.
Why not7 Why shouldn't a person learn to
be an artist as well as a golf player2 Why
should a golfer. especially a woman golfer-a
young woman particularly-and unattached
come in from a round of golf with her face blaz-
ing red and looking as if she had been through
the place to which the men golfers consign
many of their bad shots.
It is a secret, so they say. why the knowing
ones can play Is holes in the hot sun and still
have that beautiful brown tan that looks so be-
~coming-and not burn or blister-or anything
so common as that. Cold Cream-that's the
magic. If a man used it he probably would look
like a creased pig. But the ladies-God bless
them!-they will apply it with the dizziness and
daintiness of an artist. And it will not show.
And it will protect their compilations against
the blazing sun.
One rude man was no gentleman. He was
recently Dragging around the clubhouse of a
country club nearby, that his wife-though
weighing nearly 20O-could keep cooler in hot
weather than anybody he ever knew. Finally
he blurted out that she took a cold cream bath
every night and then he went on to explain that
some well known "s~kin-em-alive" specialist had
told her that cold cream opened all the pores of
the skin that the whole body could breathe. He
go awfully mad when some wag said Just like
a 'Porosknit' eh?"
But then there may be something to this
cold cream stuff. For how can a man keep his
eye on the ball if his face is burning and smart
ing and if he is so hot and uncomfortable that
his glasses are all misty, and who is thinking
thoughts that would set fire to an abestos cur
tain.
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IT CAN'T BE DONE.

How can Prosecuting Attorney Kinder ex-
pect to get by with such stuff as he pulled yes
terday in the hearing of the Gary raid" cases.
The prosecutor admitted that he had no
evidence. The facts are that the arrests" were
made by telephone. Saturday night, a reporter
was informed and there was no effort by the
police or prosecutor to obtain any evidence. 1t
was on the face of it an attempt to white
wash" the vice ring to preclude a grand jury in
vestigate.
That City Judge Dunn was not a party to
any such conspiracy was indicated by the very
fair manner in which he listened to Attorney
McAleer's request for a continuance and granted
a continuance of such duration as to give the
grand jury time to make its investigation. Judge
Dunn was above reproach in the matter.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14
THE FLAG OF AMERICA.

Today is one for rededication in loyalty to
the flag of the United States and to all that il
represents. The flag is but a symbol. but unless
there be reverence for the symbol there can be
little for the Thing Itself.
Some today need no urging to pay tender
homage to the flag. They are those who have
sacrificed for it, suffered for it. Its white is their
ilealism. its blue is their loyalty, its red is their
blood. They are the flag.
Tribute will be paid to the flag today in
words of warmth and eloquence. But words can
never be as eloquent as the flag itself. It speaks
a language of its own that men of every tongue
and every race can understand. It's language
is the universal language. 1t is a language of
noble nouns and mighty verbs; and no adiec-
tives-
Tribute will be paid to the flag today in
deeds, not SO heroic. perhaps, as some past, but
humble and sincere. Tribute of deeds the flag
will understand. for the flag is the spirit of
deeds-deeds spectacular and obscure, romantic
and stole, many great deeds and a multitude of
simple deeds.
The greatest color-guard of all time an
swers the call to do honor to the most inspiring
emblem since Man began to express his deeper
feelings in symbols. One hundred million men,
women and children stand at attention as the
stars and stripes ripple out in the summer
breeze.
Let US look on every star in the constella-
ton as a perpetual beacon of liberty enlightening
the world; and upon every stripe as an invincible
band of flame that in time of stress surrounds
and protects every American against all corners.
Says Carlyle: The only convincing evil
dence of a mans sincerity is that he gives him
self for a principle; words, money. all things
else are comparatively easy to give away; but
when a man makes a gift of his daily life and
practice it is plain that the Truth. whatever it
may be, has taken possession of him."
The flag is aloft today because America
has bred such men.
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your i'd in the paper and / decided
to try your Vegetable Compound.
After / had taken half abottle Ifelt
a change and was soon as well as
ever. | took it the whole time and
recommend it to every woman who
is suffering as / was. People said
that because | was so young Iwould
never pull through and ! praise
your Vegetable Compound for nv
good health. - Mrs. ENocH J.
STEVENS. $50 Fayard St, Biloxi,
Miss.
Chicago, I'll. -"I recommend
Lydia E. Pinkham g Vegetable Com
pound for all prospective mothers.
] suffered from weakness and faint
spells and had to lie down twice a
day for an hour or SO before / could
go on with my work. Ny cousin,
who lives in Wisconsin, has used
your Vegetable Compound for over
i've years and she came to US for q
visit and she recommended IL to me,
saying she would pay for the bottle
if it did not help me. / took that
bottle and got more, as ! found it
gave me great relief. / recommend
it to my friends and sisters and am
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1913 w. 18th St, Chicago, Illinois.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
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IL keeping well and strong. This is
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families in the United States own
their own homes? Ans. 100000.
5-How does the U. s. Army rank
among other powers? Ans. Twenty
fourth.
6-Who suggested the motto e
pBuribus Tnum" for the United
States? Ans Franklin. Jefferson
and Adams.
7-How much OF the income Of the
average family goes for food? Ans.
43.1 per cent-
s-How many osfriches are there
In the United States? Ans. The 1920
census showed $50.
s-How many automobiles are
there in the United States now?
Ans. The latest estimate placed the
number at lo.050.0o0.
10-What 10 the estimated value
OF tho timber land OF the United
States now7A Ans. Between eight bill
lion and twelve billion dollars.
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z4s Passing
/! S=h=o=g

WE don't know much but
WE do know that after a woman
CAPTURES a man and leads
HIh away from the altar
SIZE spends q good portion of her
life
TRYING to ind out the name OF
the
FIRST girl he ever kissed though
THE BOOT guy has probably for
gotten long ago.
THERE are so many more
SERIOUS menaces now that tho
YELLowBACK literature Of
FORTY years ago seems tame.
WHEN we hear that Russia Is
SEEKING safety razors we will
take It
AS q sign that civilization is re-
turning to Russia
AN expert rises TO resnark
THAT the Great Adventure is not
love
AT all as had generally been sup
posed
BUT merely living and personally
WE always think at this season
OF the year that 1T 10 getting
badly sunburned
ON the back OF the neck and
shoulders. firmly
BELIEVING that no n who
HAS missed this experience has
DRAINED iife,s CUP to the dregs
or has
ANY more idea than q rabbit
about
WHAT sorrows crown Of sor-
TO VS. is.
AN optimist IS q mar who expects
AUTO banditry to decrease In a
country
THAT IS always building good
roads.
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me. Do you think I ought to 20
with him or not? Please give ms
you- advice. BROWN EYES.
/ certainly do think the man 10
too old for you. At your age It 10
foolish to imagine yourself deeply
In love. because you are too young
to have any assurance that your re-.
gard for him will be lasting; in
fact it is almost a certainty that
your love will not last You should
consider his reputation as we'll ~
the way in which he treats you.
Why was he divorced? Is the sym-
patty Of the community on his side
or his divorced wife's! He may
be . selfish person who is hard &c
get aiong with. and on the ,thei
hand the trouble might have been
the fault Of his wife. l would ad.
wise you to give up a friend 50
much older than yourself and be
contented with friends of your own
age.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: I went
with q boy about two months last
summer and he was in love with
ms, at least he said 30. But at
that time / didn't think Of love.
When he would say anything about
il ] would just "kid" him.
Now ! am sure that ! love him.
] have gone with a lot Of Toys but
I don't think Of them As / do him.
He is very popular among the
girls. They al ike him. When
we broke up ws did not quarrel or
anything. just didn't like him
a. he wanted me to. / am sure
now that I love him. What do you
think ! should dot LARRY.
The only possible thing for you
TO do il to wait until you like some
one else - well - you do this boy
now. You had your chance and let
Il slip by, which I arm sure was all
right Yeu did not love the boy
than, and probably much Of your
love now results from thinking
about him and building ideals. Be
pleasant when you meet him, but
let your efforts 20 regain his love
60 no further. Stop think g 50
mucA about him.
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Dear Mrs. Thompson: Ny son
Is going with a young lady / do not
like. She works at the place where
he does and that is how they got
acquainted. She is not even .
pretty girl and ! feel that she is
not in any way the sort Of girl my
son should marry. We sent him
of to college for . year and this
girl only had two years ut high
school. I have investigated about
her family and find nothing wrong
with it except that she comes from
poor people. Her father kept q
store and her mother taught school
before she was married.
Until now my ION and ! have
been very close together and he
has respected my advice and fol-
lowed my Judgment. This time
when l tell him to give up the girl
and he will be thankful for IL later
in life, he gets angry and tells me
he Is going to marry her whether
/ like It or not
What can I do to prevent this
TROUBLED MOTHER.
You can do absolutely nothing
10 prevent the marriage, and IL you
try you will only succeed in alien
atinR your son. It is his right to
choose his wife and IL he finds his
ideal lacking in beauty and riches
you may be sure she has other
qualities that are Of more import
ance to him. The stand you are
taking may make your position
with your son and his wife difacuit
as long as you live. ! would ad-
wise you TO change your attitude
and to look for good and lovabls
qualities in her. Invite her to your
home and give her a hearty vel
come into your family.
Dear Mrs. Thompson: I am .
young girl sixteen years Of are and
I am IA love with . man twenty
six. He was married but Is d.
vorced now. am dearly in love
with him and he gays he loves me.
Do you think I am too young 70 70
with him? He treats me nicely
and is respectful when he u with
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BEFORE BABY COMES
Watchful Care of Health Necessary
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a
Marvellous Help

West Orange, N. III was very
nervous and upset for six months
before my baby was born. One Of
my friends told me to take LYDIA e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
and / have taken it for five months
now. l have . big boy who weighed
almost nine pounds at birth and I
do all my homework and don't feel
a bit nervous or upset any more. /
still take your medicine and have
told all my friends what good it has
done me."-Mrs. MARGARET GREG
DRY, 40 valleyRoad, West Orange,
N. j.
West NewYork,N N. 1.-THE first
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headaches. ] tried Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and the
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i have . baby girl six months old
who weighs twenty pounds and Is
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MCCOY, 207 10th St, West New
York. N. ].
Nervous and RUM Down
Biloxi, Miss. - Gust q word Of
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table Compound. Itook it withswon-
derful results before my baby was
born. Twas sonervous and rundown
that I was . wreck Of misery. / had
pains IN my sides and back 80 bad
that ] could not stay still or sleep
nights. Ny husband was reading
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HOW MUCH
do Y
YOU KNOW

when can more imInisrants
quotas r full?
What Is the most important
industry in France?
Show many capital cities have
there been in Ohio?
What Is the estimated amount
Of money spent in one year for
chewing gum
5-How much will It cost to scrap
the U. S. Fleet
6-How far Is II by boat from,
San Francisco to Valparaiso?
What two rivers flow into the
Persian gulf7
s-What was considered by mild
tary critics the nos devastating
war before the world war?
9-What American League team
made the most hits last year?
10-What was the motto on the
nag OF h thirteen colonies?
ANSWERS TO YEsTERDAY,s
QUESTIONS.
What city Is known as the
Gibraltar of American" Ans.
Quebec.
What valuable tract of land in
the center OF Boston was never
private PROPERTY Ans. Boston Com
mon.
3--For whom was the state of
New York named Ans. Duke OF
York.
How many Of the 24.ooo.o 90
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/ en- p5 5

The Crown Point high school
commencement exercises will be
held Friday evening. The graf
yates are: Major Altman, Har-
rift Benjamin, Ernest Barthol-
mae. Dorothea Crowefl, Harvey
Rnmon, Vernon Dickinson.
CMnord EtlinE Edith Love. Fur
man Martin. Ora Piepho, Ida
Schmidt. Mae Westbay. John
Wheeler.
John Turner proprietor OF
farm northeast of Lowell had
livered to him yesterday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

TIL draws
out the a acid s
and y ofson .
that pug q b
your feet -
m atter h o ~
hard o work.
how long 1ou
dance. how fE
you ak. q
h o W long yya
ain s&
y o feA1.
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E ADO o
LETTER

INTERNATIONAL NEWS sERYIcEJ
WASHINGTON, june 13.-Nat
Gcidstein OF st. Louis. was the sub
ject OF another Bitter cow In the
senate this afternoon when Senator
Harrtson. democrat, OF Mississippi.
criticized q letter written by Presi-
dent Harding to Goldstein saying
he had been ~unserved attacked
for his connection with the Lowden
campaign fund during the Presiden-
tial primaries in 1920.
Senator Spencer. republican of
Missouri. came to Goidstein's de
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

"TIz" brings restful foot comfort.
"TIZ" II wonderful for tired. ach-
ing. swollen. smarting feet Your
feet just Jingle for Joy; shoes never
hurt or seem tight.
Get a box OF "TIZ" now from any
or department store End
torture forever-wear smaller shoes,
keep your feet fresh. sweet and
happy.-Adv.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

tense, charging Harrison with "a
cowardly attach" on Goldstein.
Harrison objected to Spencer's re-
marks and appealed to Vice Presi-
dent Coolidge to call the Missouri
Senator to order.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14
''T|z" GLADDENS
SORE, TIRED FEET

"T1Z" makes r burning. tired
fcN S~.rs; ance with delight Away
go h a"ssU and pains. the corns,
callcuses. blisters and buntonA
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NOTICE TO -suBscx1BERs:

II you fail to receive your copy OF THE TINES -
promptly as you have IN tho past, please 90 mel lnlnk
4 has been lost or was not sent On ums tbs rtM.S
earnestly to reach It's patrons on time be prompt
In advising when you do not get your psp~s ana -
will act promptly.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

Supt. C. ". McDaniels OF the
Hammond schools announces
that summer school will open
next Monday. The Fairgrounds
will be open to children all
summer.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

The thirty men who have put
UP the money to start the Ham
mond Country club met last
night and elected the following
officers: President, A. NJ. Tur-
ner; vice president. H. e. Shar-
rer; secretary. David Emery;
treasurer, w. II. Hammond.
The Postal Department an
nounces that a sub station has
been authorized for West Ham
mond. 1t will be located in a
grocery store on West HAM
mond's South Side.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Rathfon
and son were slightly injured
yesterday when their car skid
ded into the ditch at the side OF
the road near Lowell
Both the circuit and u. S.
District court this week refused
the plea of the Inters state Iron
& Steel Co, of East Chicago Cor
an order restraining the East
Chicago board of works from
opening up 141st street. Judge
Anderson ruled that the conven-
fence of the public came before
the interest Of any individual.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-06-14

First home grown cherries
appeared on the market yester-
day. The price Is s cents a
quart.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
Do You Know That

All the towels stolen from hotels
In one year would partially cover
the State Of Iowa.
William Shakespeare was a poor
performer on the typewriter.
The Panama Canal is seldom
frozen over In July or August.
The Four Horsemen never got a
nickel for acting in the movies.
You can travel in the State of
Rhode Island for two hours and
never reach the border, II you
travel on q merry-go-round.
Nobody ever discovered who in
vented the barber shop egg-sham-
poo.
One undertaken in Wisconsin
has buried over ninety wives.
The surest place 10 find sym
psthy Ia in the dictionary.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16
By r. K. N.Y.
Copyright. 1921 international Feature Service Inc.

instances wherein men, not only
young men but old men, have sur
passed the monkeys In this art.
They have outmonkeyed the mon
keys and, what Is more, you read
about them In the papers every
day.
We believe that recent events
should prove to any expert psy-
chosnalyst that many modern men
do make love In a manner imitat-
ing the monkeys more closely than
the monkeys could initiate them
selves.
In fact, there Is no time In the
modern mans life when he SO
faithfully resembles the anthro-
poid ape as he does In the inter-
esting and certainly humorous per-
iod when he Is philandering with
the young god Love.
And if, perchance, the young
Lochinvar or Romeo, or whoever
he is, does not initiate the love-
stricken monkey, the young lady
in the case can find plenty Of ways
to make him do It.
II monkey love making Is per-
fection, some Of the young gentle
men Of to-day have good reason Ia
be satisfied with themselves. FOR
lthey s-e perfect.
The Washington times., 1922-07-16

Lovel All, there Is a subject
worthy Of any mans quill. And
how they did 60 to II.
They described love and how to
make It. They told how expert
the young man Of to-day Is In that
art. They patted each other on
the back. They praised each other
and held little mutual admiration
party. They chucklsd and grinned
their smugnsss. They had this
love thing by the tail and could
swing II around their heads and
throw It so far 1t couldn't walk
back In six months.
They laughed at the way the
ancients made love. Young men
generally got into the habit. In
some quarters It was most annoy
ing-in some feminine quarters, to
be exact. The thing that annoyed
/ that well-known sex was the fact
that most of the young Romeos,
in their public utterances, not only
claimed that they knew how tc
make love, but that they also un.
derstood women.
This, of course, was ridiculous
on the face Of II. No man under.
stands women. Women don't un.
derstand themselves.
I IA L., - .~L..l 4.