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New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

: any old way, but don't go over the
line"
l painted and painted and palneD
really was fascinating, when you g@
By and by it began to rain litss :. ,l
looked at my watch 1t was 5 ocioeAS
Bill.
The rain streaked my face ana @ .d
and red paint on it must have maze II
like sort of dirty barber pole. ~
were so incrusted with paint that o. q.
fculty spreading my fingers apart - b
clothes were an entirely nes7 anu not
becoming color. 4
l found it difficult to ..llk erect, ~
ing to lying so long in = eran'peo
under the boat. A
l was just beginning to try to gss : ,,tl
of the stuff when Bills little ooy -. /. )
again. Papa has had to go to town. ,.v
HE wanted you to get the paintihs - ~
then get one of the boys IN the Doa'
help you put her over. s.tAs
spent most of the night in the Is j
and the next day in bed. And II ) "a an
thousand years / shall never regres n ~
to obey the impulse that seized me II
boy brought the message TO $50 ~.
that lay beside the craft and sn'@sA s.
kindling wood. .-.Aa
Copyright. 1872 by James j. A''
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09
SIMPLE THING, PUTTING A BOAT OVER
BY JAMES J. MONTAGUE.

dark brown mixture and the other something
dark and sticky that resemhled a landsmans
idea of the waters Of the River Styx
Just little seam composition and the bot
tom paint" he said, in answer to my curious
glance at the cans. You don't need to look
so worried. You won't have anything to do
with them"
We found the boat hidden under cover
made OF sail that must have been handed
down from one OF Columbus's caravals Bill
unrevelled the rope that held it fast and said:
Now you take the other side, and pull. I'll
shove it over to you so it won't be anv
trouble"
took the other side and pulled A nice,
fresh breeze was blowing, and as soon as Bill
cast off his side the whole sail bellied up like
a balloon and sesn / YVES Topping helplessly
underneath it.
He extracted me with word or two of apo-
ogy and started to brush off my new spring
golf suit. 1t would have been all right if he
hadn't used last years paint brush, the tip
OF which had been dipped accidentally into one
OF the cans he brought with him.
oh, it'll come off all right" he observed. as
| ruefully surveyed the triple streaks across
my coat. run the goods together when it is
little drier. Then, if it doesn't come off. III
pay the cleaner for taking it off. Sorry it
happened, but you know what boats are"
began to suspect that did, and wasn't
keen for any further knowledge However bv
this time Bill was under the boat with one Of
the cans, applying the sticky composition to
the cracks between the boards.
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

simultaneously to all the other Sunday mo-
torists. There is no such thing as an early
start,'
Desiring without hope" Dante comments.
In sooth have I come to the right place"
And there is no stopping them.' Henry
pursues. They doomed. Their torment
Is as sure as the coming of the seventh dav."
us there no surcease from their sorrow"
questions Dante.
Sometimes" Mr.. Ford replies. heaven in
its mercy sends heavy fall of rain upon the
Saba tn.
"Then' Dante interposcs, "the motorists
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

<kT M GOING to put the boat over
this morning. said Bill. when [
~"~ opened the front door to his Sunday
morning ring. 81 thought maybe you
wouldn't mind giving me q hand"
How long will it take?" T inquired eau
tiously, glancing at the warm blue sky ard
then back at the golf clubs, all shined no the
night before, ready for the first bright day
'Oh, no time at all, We just got to slide
her off her cradle on to the skids and down
the ways. You'll be home in twenty or thirty
minutes
II I had known as much about boats as
do now, would have done several things that
] didn't do; first, get into old clothes; second,
telephone to the three men who were waiting
for me over at the course to go right on play
ing; third, refuse to help Bill altogether
do you think" ! inquired, observing that
he was clad from ankle to neck in greasy dun
garees, ''tllat ought to change my clothes?"
Certainly not. All want you to do is to
pull on rope now and then. A fapper could
do it in party dress and never muss ruffle."
Bill trotted into his own yard as we passed,
returning with two lard cans, one containing
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

choice volumes from the "Automobile Blue
Book iiVe-foot shelf, would meet Dante, and
after lnoulrlng just who be was, would ex-
press his Willingness to aid him in his quest
The interview may be anticipated as follows
Hell, hell? lnferno?" Mr. Ford remarks,
thumhlng the pages of blue book "Iet us
see Fork of road. Bear right Farmhouse
on lett. You say you crossed river. Well.
there are several ferries around here"
There was sign over the gate" Dante re-
calls helpfuly. cit read Abandon all hope
We who enter here or something like that
Those signs nowadays read 'Detour That
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

and nopped it up. ! wasn't used to = nnttv
knife, but presently got the hang Of II and
became interested. Had known that the mud
was nan tar and that | was grinding it into
an lmpapabe black powder which was SITTING
oo"h All over me my interest might have
"aned But l didn't find that out till after
ward
IL occurred to ME that the cleaning of the
seams was going to take more than the twenty
minutes allotted for the whole lob of launch
ing. But figured that could Join the bows on
the tenth hole, and maybe get in full twenty
seven, anyway. So stuck.
Bill followed right along after me. living. as
was, flat on his back and moving with slow.
snakelke movement. We got all the seams
cleaned and filled by and by and then, as was
about to crawl out. he said
Stay right where you are We've got to
sandpaper her now to get ready for the bot
tom paint
he handed me some sheets of sandpaner
ana taught me how to use them This time II
was apparent that the dust was coming. down
lt was bright red dust and it stuck But it was
pleasant to see how nice and bright my sand
paper was making the bottom of the boat. So
continued tsll was wearied out
1T must have been noon when we pot her
sandpapered. was about to make NV ano|o-
gies for leaving him in the lurch and hurry
home when his little boy arrived with tho
message that he was wanted at home an +he
telephone.
"You begin to slap on the paint" said Bill
"lll be right back. Its easy. Just put it on
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

places us. Here we are now at one," Mr.
Ford cries. The Sunday motorists will be
along very shortly. They will just have fin
lshed heavy Sunday dinners, and although it
Is their impulse to sit at home quietly for
while and digest, they will resist that impulse
Ihey Will spring from the table to the garage
They will crank frantically. They will bump
out into the hot and dust"
Why thus is reason swayed?' Dante asks.
They all are doing that which they call
Getting an early start. " the guide explains
They are bound for spin while the roads
are still clear The same idea has occurred
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

are floating along endessy "strenhd out in
long array" unable to stop, unable to turn
back, and with no choice but to form a part
of monotonous and interminable procession,
his modern mentors would exclaim:
aha! Now we have it! The very thing.
Go out and watch the Sunday motorists
That's HE'LL"
Dante would be advised to obtain as his
guide none other than Henry Ford as the
mortal most responsible for the very circle
Dante plans to witness.
Mr. Ford, clad in the conventional linen
duster and cap, and bearing under his arm
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illustrations by MERLE JOHNSON

low, and I couldn't roughly refuse to help him
little
There was more mud on the seams than
expected there would be. Indeed. was unable
to see how any of it had been left on the bot
tom OF the bay after Bills boat had been along
New-York tribune., 1922-04-09

Il wish you'd come under here a minute
and give me hand" he said presently. 81
want somebody to go ahead of me with q putty
knife and clean the mud out of the seams so
TINS composition will flow in smoothly"
hesltated, but | went. Bill was fne fell
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

Mrs. Wesley were in Lexington
for the races this week.
]. William Fouts and wife, OF
London, were recent visitors IL
the home OF DR.. and Mrs. (. L.
Jones.
Miss Elizabeth Belts, OF Ian
caster, spent the past week with
Miss Bess Shugars in Third
street.
The Chi Omega Fraternity Of
Kentucky University entertained
with beautiful party at Camp
Bide-A-Wee on Kentucky river.
Among the guests were Misses
Mary Louise Covington and
Margaret Chenault, of this city,
Eugneia Harrington, of Louis
vile, Nan Chenault, OF Maysville,
and Mamie Miller. Woods. Of
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
ker entertained at c.nner for a

ker entertained at e.nner for a
number of relatives and friends
i'll honor of the 48th birthday an
niversary of the latter. All the
good things of the season were
beautifully served and heartily
enjoyed by the guests. Covers
were laid for fifty six guests,
who III leaving. wished Mrs.
Whitaker many happy returns of
the day.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
on entertained at tea the


son entertained at tea the latter
part Of the week at their home
near Pamela. Among the guests
were Misses Mollie. Lucy and
Matte BroadduS, Geneva Dalton,
Mayme Gentry, Daisy Vim,
Bertha Hord, Lucille Johnson,
Pattie Wells, Katherine Duncan.
,Thelma WhiSman, Ora Mae Tur-
Pin, Jewell McGeorge. Roberta
and Clara Vim, Messrs. Hugh
Powell. Reed and Ewey Bick
nell, Earl Gentry, Boyd Witt
mo. NJ. Cockreii, Dave Vim
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
Entertained Club

Mrs. Robert Bnrnam, IT,, en-
tcrtained her bridge club We'd
nesday. Among the players
were Mesdamcs J. p. Chenault,
+. c. McCown, Harry Hanger,
Shelton Sauhey, w. O. Harder
+. c. Stockton, T. d. Chenault,
+. Tut Burnam, E. S. Virgins,
Misses, Lucia Burnam and Dor
othy Perry. Mrs! r. r. Burnam,
ST., Mrs. Julian Tying and Mrs.
Jas. S. Crutcher joined the party
for lunch.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

Among the football games
scheduled for Saturday: Mis-
sissippi plays Centre at Danville;
University OF Cincinnqti plays
Kentucky at Lexington; Har-
ward plays Holy Gross; Yale
meets North Carolina and Prime
ton plays University of Virginia.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
Entertained at Dinner

Miss Margaretta Smith was
host sto a beautiful luncheon
Thursday at the home of her sis
teri Mrs. G.. w. Phelps. Covers
were laid for Mcsdames !. J..
Greenleaf, Charles Jett, Neale
Bennett, Harry Blanton, NJ. {.
Kellogg. &C. W. Goodloe, Henry
White !. 6. Bosley, Misses o.
lie Baldwin and Elizabeth Scott.
Entertained at Tea
Misses Merrill and Reulah Viii
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
.Estes-Niennan

Miss Sara Lee Estes, Of Waco,
and Mr.. Erhart c. Nieman, OF
.Reedsburg. Wisconsin. were
married the latter part Of the
week at the Baptist parsonage
in -ancaster. The bride is an
cstinahle young lady. and well
known and popular. The groom
Is 4 veteran Of the late war and
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
Eat Again Like
AHungry Child

The work of the stomach is
to extract the life-giving prop
critics from the food you eat,
and these properties are dis
tributed through the body by
the blood. IF the stomach does
not perform this work, as
Nature intended the blood
suffers and the antire system
becomes affected.
The eight different ingredi-
ents in TANLAC, the wonder
full stomach medicine and sys-
TEN purifier, are so blended
that they readily assist the
stomach in performing its
naturakf function. It's correc-
tive action will make you eat
again Ike a hungry child.
TANLAC is highly recon-
mended by all leading drug
gists.
r 4 N Ia C.
Over 80 Million Bottles Sold
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

They are eonsti-
patton and COM
mon colds. Many
doctors now be-
lieve that colds,
tonsilitis, a touch
of malaria will
cause constipa-
ton, instead of
constipation be-
ing their cause.
The fact remains
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

You will have auto laughs.
motorcycle laughs. steamship
laughs, train laughs, cowboy
laughs, chorus girl laughs and
a few quite few = love
laughs.
Also a Century Comedy and
Goldwyn Revue.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
Strength from
lgan.zea Yeast
Simply GIafious !
1t Follows Natural Law Which
Never Changes or Fails. iRe
Entire Body Quickly
Feels New Powerl

'I've just about gone to {piecesw
Do you know that getting back
strength is comparatively easy? But
do you realize that-it is almost I'M
possible to>get back your strength
by means OF unnatural drugs? Do
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

the marriage is the outcome of
an interesting romance formed
in war days.
After brief wedding trip
they will make their home at
Grab Orchard.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
This Will Ward Off
And Break Up Colds
ANY FAMILY MAY TRY IT FREE

Thousands Of parents are asking
themselves. Where can / find trust
IrOriiy tdrdtige that anyone IN the
family can use Then cOnstipated2',
I urge you 10 try Syrup PeDsin.
/ ,oiH gladly progide a liberal free
sample bottle, Sufficient for an adequate
address Dr. w. b. CdtdiUSH. SIS
Washington 81. Monticello, Illinois.
Do Il HOiC!
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

that you seldom have a cold with
out constipation, due to general
congestion. The only way to
avoid colds is to keep up Your
vitality. You usually catch cold
in the winter If you are run
down. Therefore in cold weather
exercise more; eat more fatty
foods; drink four to six glasses Of
water a day; keep the head cool,
the feet warm, the bowels open. 81
You are also less liable to colds
if your system is free from the
intestinal poisens of constipation,
SO empty the bowels regularly
with a PLAIN vegetable faSatiyel
like DR.. caidwelfs Syrup Pefsnf-
= 0satn<s;s ss=s-S.s.,s:sssstsszsssss z
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29
Just . tsaipoOnful Of Dr.. CsIdSePs
Syrup Pepsin removes the congestion

THE two ailments that people
i generally regard as of the least
Importance are in reality the cause
of most serious illnesses and of
the greatest proportion of deaths.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29


you know that about one woman
out of every three is exhausted be-
cause of nerve and blood starvation?
The remarkable power of yeast-vita-
mines -ironized has been proven.
There is now no further excuse for
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strength are now up to you.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-09-29

At the first sign of cold, at the
first few warning sneezes, take a
teaspoonful of Syrup PepSin and
the congestion viii be gone in q
few hours. Don't wait until the
cold has a grip on you. Mr..
Henry Dean, Jr., of Rochester,
n. Y, cured a stubborn cold in
just that way, and Mrs. Alice
Corbbrey of Haskell, Okla, uses
it effectively for all the small ills
of her family, such as constipation,
biliousneSs, headaches, dizziness,
and to break up fevers and colds.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is
a scientifcalIy-balanced COM
pound of Egyptian SIENNA with
pleasant-tasting arOmatiCs. 1t IS
safe to give to infants, and all
children like it. Before you again
resort to cold remedies contain
ing narcotics try a teaspoonful of
Syrup PepsiH. Any druggist Will
supply y8s and the cost is less
han cent a DOSE
!. 4s.z--ss-..es-.-,ss-.s 4"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-05-19
:THe YOUNG RoeNs SCEPT az.
The BRhkClfS WITHOUT a NEST.

behind the attic blinds of The farm
house. -.
All day they quarreIed, and when
night came the two young Robins
had to sleep in the branches without
a nest. They had wasted the time in
disputing and no work was done.
But the first thing the next morning,
when the sun came up, they all began
quarreling again.
The Sparrows should have been re-
pairing their nests instead of quarrel
ing over something they did not want,
for the winter winds had broken their
homes and they were very ragged
looking, indeed. -... e..
Teddy Squirrel, too, should have
been at home making his nest clean
from the shells he had left from his
winter meals, but he. too, came back
to say the tree was his because he
had been looking at 1t all winter out
Of his hole in the tree at the edge of
the woods.
And so all these silly creatures
wasted two warm spring days In quar-
reling and the next morning they
awoke to find the sky all gray and
the air cold and damp.
The two young Robins began to
shiver. They did not feel at all like
quarreling. The Sparrows wished they
had repaired their broken nests so
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1922-05-19
BY MILDRED
MARSHALL
LENA

r ENA or Lima, as 1t is frequently
- spelled, is one of the most con-
hicting of feminine names. Etymol-
egists find 1t derived from the same
source as Helen and also discover 1t
through the evolution Of Charlotte.
Who shall say which is correct?
1t is not difficult TO understand how
Lena or Lima came to be cOntrac-
ton of Helena, but preference is gen.
orally given to the theory that Lima
is the correct form and that its real
course is identical with the great Karl
of the Franks who was the forefather
Of the feminine Charlotte.
Charlotte of Savoy, who married
Louis III, introduced her name to
French royalty, whence 1t Travelled
quickly to Germany. There it changed
form. becoming first Lettchen, then
Caroline, and finally Lima. Meanwhile
Charlotte dAlbret of France, who was
given In marriage into the House of
Tremouille, was responsible for the
brave Lady Derby carrying 1t into
England. The queen of George III.
bringing the name from Germany, es-
tablished in England the popularity
of the diminutive Lima.
The Spanish make Lola from the
contracted form of Charlotte or Car
lota, as they call her. and the French
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they would have warm place to stay
until the sun shone again.
Teddy Squirrel began to think OF
the time he had wasted, for he had
no more nuts in his nest and he was
too cold to go out for some that he
knew were hidden under a rock In
the woods.
BY and by the old Sun-Man peeped
out from behind cloud and looked
at the Robins and Sparrows. He
peeped into Teddy's hole in the tree,
too, and then he began to scold.
"Why do you all think 1 made the
days so nice and warm, should Hike
to know? gave you two sunny days
and you wasted them in Quarreling
over tree.
Here are trees enough for you all,
and many more besides, but you fool
fsh ones must pick out one tree and
insist that there is no other. Get to
work every one of you or l will go
back behind the cloud and not shine
again for a week"
They all went to work, you may be
sure, and there was no more fussing,
for none of them wanted to have the
old Sun-Man scold again or go away
and make the earth cold and wet.
(Copyright)
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D EMEMBER that the man who
~ makes a point not to air his
bodily Ills, and who makes it matter
of principle not to grumble about the
ups and downs of his health always
has an advantage over the man who
keeps his associates posted concern
ing the way he feels.
Instinctively your associates feel
that you are superior when they
realize that possibly you too some
times feel under the weather but that
you never grumble about it. The
thoroughbred man, like the thorough
bred animal, does not whimper over
the slightest discomfort. There is
something Of the Stole in all true
aristocrats and it is characteristic of
all mean and ill-bred natures 10 like
to reveal the fact of their discomfort
even to close associates. This is, of
course, absurd-absurd because 1t &C
tually causes more discomfort to your
associates than would an admission of
your illness.
Remember that there Is only one
person in the world to whom you have
a right to tell all the bad feelings that
you experience, only one person whom
YOU are privileged to burden with your
symptoms-and that is your doctor,
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O. IHE O
ArIRICAN
LEGION
Copy for This Department Supplied b.
the American Legion News Service.)
WAR R0Bs THREE OF MEMORY
Trio Among Most Unusual Cases on
Record at Veterans Bureau
in Washington.

Three men who have lost them
extend back to the war where they
received injury, are among the most
unusual cases on record at the Vet
Grams bureau in Washington, d. c.,
among the long list of war victims.
The American Legion is endeavoring
to assist the unfortunate ex-service
men in finding their relatives.
Hayward Thompson-at least that
Is what he is now called-is one Of
the most peculiar cases. He has for
gotten who he is. In his head Is an
ugly shrapnel wound. His memory
goes back to January %, 1922, when
he arrived at hotel in Denver, with
bill in his pocket from one of the
most expensive hotels in Colorado
Springs. His memory, he now believes,
lapsed somewhere, either far back
in France or on the trip between Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver. Thompson
remembers having had $1,000 in his
pocket and access to many thousands
more
In searching Washington records for
some trace of the lost man, 1t was
found that certain Hayward Thomp-
son enlisted in the Marine corps June
8, 1918, and was discharged January
6, 1919. He had wife and three
children at Pennington, Mo-. and
mother, Mrs. Louise Thompson, at
Chicago. The man with q shrapnel
wound In his head and no memory of
any relatives at all, telegraphed In
great eagerness to Pennington, Mo-,
and to Chicago. He received no
answer.
Not so long ago clean-cut young
man appeared at Los Angeles hospi-
tai. He wore an American Legion
button. When questioned as to who
he was he stated he did not know.
81 think I am thirty-two years old"
he said. II am five feet, nine inches
and weigh $50 pounds. My eyes are
gray and 1 have blond hair. l be-
lieve was a soldier. If any one can
tell me who l am, or anything about
my past, please let me know" The
Los Angeles post Of the Legion is max
ing every effort to help the man find
himself.
A third unidentified living" lives
at 735 North Thirty-irst street, Louis
vile. He Is known as Leonard Wells,
TO the neighborhood. His memory Is
hazy. He believes that he enlisted
In the old First Kentucky infantry,
and with the command was transferred
to a replacement detachment and sent
to France. His photograph was for
warded to his company commanded
who recognized the face but did not
recall a name. A machine gun bullet
had pierced his abdomen and injured
his SPINE Another had injured the
left shoulder cap. No compensation
or insurance can be awarded to this
man, the Veterans bureau regrets, un-
til his identity can be established.
France, it is said, has six of these
unidentified" living ex-service men.
Great Britain has few. These lost
souls who cannot find their memories,
and who know they cannot, present
spectacle unique and pathetic. They
are lost and know Ii.