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Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14
BEFORE BABY COMES
Watchful Care of Health Necessary
Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound
Marvellous Help

your Vegetable Compound. After l ,
had taken half abottle felt a change
and was soon as well as ever. l took
it the whole time and recommend 1T
to every woman who is suffering as l
was. People said that because was
so young / would never pull through
and | praise your Vegetable Com
pound for my good health. Mrs.
ENoCH J. STEVENS, 889 Fayard St.,
Biloxi, Miss.
Chicago, ILL., recommend Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
for all prospective mothers. | suf-
fered from weakness and faint spells
and had to lie down twice day for
an hour or so before | could go on
with my work. My cousin, who lives
in Wisconsin, has used your Vegeta-
BILE Compound for over five years and
she came to US for visit and she
recommended it to me, saying she
would pay for the bottle if it did not
help me. ! took that bottle and got
more, as | found it gave me great re-
lief. | recommend it to my friends
and sisters and am willing for you to
use these facts to help others" =
Mrs. l. j. kUBNsKI, 1913 w. 18th
St., Chicago, Illinois.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound should be taken by ex-
pectant mothers. 1t will assist them
in keeping well and strong. This is
necessary not only for their own
comfort but for the future as well.
1t helped these women. 1t has
helped many others.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14
Baptist Sunday
School Picnic to Be
at Silver Lake

The annual picnic of the Baptist
Sunday school will take place tomor-
row afternoon at Silver Lake. The
children and teachers, as well as par
ents who desire to attend the picnic,
are requested to meet at the church
at 2 o'clock. where cars and trucks
will be in waiting. At the lake the
picnickers will enjoy bathing and
games, after which the basket dinner
will be spread, and the trip back to
the city will be made by moonlight.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14
Vivian Martin in a
Picture Depicting
Scenes i'm Florida

William J. Locke's widely read no.
vel, "An Old World Romance" has
been adapted to pictures with Vivian
Martin in the leading role, that of the
blind girl, leading a lonely life in the
midst of the Florida Everglades and
will be the attraction at the Grand to-
morrow.
The title of the picture adaptation
is "The Song Of the Sou The story
Of the feature is a novel one, having
to do with the courtship and marriage
Of two people unusually afflicted,
since the wife is blind and the hus-
bands face is terribly SCARED by a
burn received in his boyhood. How
these two, one seeking solitude in the
"backwater" country, the other fore
ed to live there because of her afflic-
ton and property interests, work out
their salvation and find great happi-
ness and contentment in each other
makes one of the most appealing and
UNIQUE romantic dramas of the year.
Back of the actual drama is to be
found added entertainment in the see
ME investure given the picture. The
production was photographed on the
actual ground Where its scenes were
laid and some excellent shots have
been obtained In support iof the
star is a strong cast that includes
Fritz Leiber, Charles E. Graham and
Ricca Allen.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

West Orange, N. ID was very
nervous and upset for six months be-
fore my baby was born. One of my.
friends told me to take LydiaE. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and |
have taken it for five months now. |
have big boy who weighed almost
nine pounds at birth and ! do all my
homework and don't feel bit ner-
vous or upset any more. | still take
your medicine and have told all my
friends what good it has done me. y
Mrs. MARGARET GREGORY, 440 Valley
Road, West Orange, N. j.
West New York, N. 1.-THE first
two months l carried my baby was
in bed almost every day with sick
headaches. tried Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and the
first bottle helped me. | took seven
more and | know | couldn't feel bet
ter than did. The headaches stopped
and was able to do my own work: l
have baby girl six months old who
weighs twenty pounds and is the pic
ture of health" Mrs. j. MCCOY, 2O7
Goth St., West New York, N. j.
Nervous and Rundown
Biloxi, Miss. - "Just a word of
praise of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. l took it with won
derful results before my baby was
born. / was so nervous and rundown
that l was a wreck of misery. l had
pains in my sides and back so bad
that l could not stay still or SLEEP
nights. Myhusband was reading your
'ad. in the paper and | decided to try
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14
FORD'S RATES EFFECTIVE

Washington, June 14.-Proposals
of Henry Ford to reduce coal rates
on his railroad, the Detroit, Toledo &
Ironton railroad, which originally
were suspended b y the interstate
commerce commission, were allowed
to go into effect today under Jinal
decision of the commission.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

speakers pledged the hearty cooper
alton of the two organizations, which
are both working with the same end
in view, new st. Marks church and
splendid new organ.
After pleasant social hour Mrs.
Coughlin, assisted by Mrs. |. H. Ran
dolph. Mrs. j. NJ. Harrell and Mrs
Ridley Wilkinson, served her guests
with delicious ice cream and cake.
/ Palatka Boy Scouts
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s J. P. Lamb and children
nturned from a weeks stay
Inatives in st. Augustine.
b. and Mrs. Charles j. Garrett
w pleasantly located at their
Mment on Emmett street.
M ". E. Wattles is expected
BIN the last of the week from
EHyile, where she has been
pig several weeks with friends,
/ A. Pettibone, of West Palm
was among members of the
|ive board of the Capital Re-
association, attending the
Eg here yesterday.
|hends Of Leonora Dekle, the
little daughter of Mr., and
Y H. Dekle, will regret to know
|ae is quite i'll at her home on
street.
n. Shackleford, of Tampa, at
I The meeting of the executive
nttee Of the Capital Removal
aaon here yesterday.
b, Margaret Pace will leave
for Washington, D. c., where
NJ visit her daughter, Miss An
\ Pace. Mrs. Pace has been
. an extended stay in Palatka
guest Of her daughter, Mrs
: A. COrcoran.
lofns B. Cochrane has gone to
HeFsburg for a short stay.
gorge W. Wilder, of Plant City
9fOminent visitor here yester,
l. Gary, of Ocala, was among
s'lending the meeting of the
I'VE committee of the Capital
a association here yesterday
= and Mrs. F. C. Cochrane
isglstered at the Mason hoteI
yesterday. q.
= Mcclure, of Orlando, at,
The meeting of the executive
o. the Capital Removal asso-
mere yesterday.
/ and Mrs. R. NJ. Ingram and
and Mrs. C. A. Root
. 70 st, Augustine this morn
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F0-C / A = N O T E S
bERSON AL GOSSIP
TELEPHONE se7-J
ing and are spending the day there

VIC way IlGTp,
=. H.~Lord, of Sarasota, was a
prominent visitor here yesterday.
Friends of Frank Appleby, who
mas been seriously ill, will be glad to
know that he is better now.
Mrs. Willie Metcalf expects to 90
to Jacksonville tomorrow to spend a
couple of weeks with friends.
DIR. 7. R. Beggs will return to-
morrow from professional trip to
Atlanta.
Mrs. Herbert Crook has gone to
Ocala, called by the illness of her
mother.
T. L. Query and son, Thomas, of
Lake City, passed through the city
yesterday en- route to Daytona Beach,
where Mrs. Query and the children
have a cottage for the summer.
e. W. Neate left last night for a
business trip to points in south Flor
ida.
Mrs. C. H. Hyde and little
daughter have gone to Jacksonville
for short stay.
Mrs. c. H. Parlin has gone to
Gainesville to be with her daughter,
Mrs. J. E. Graves, after an extended
visit in Palatka with her daughter,
Mrs. E. W. Neate.
j. B. Ware has returned to Ho-
gansville, Ga, after spending several
months in Palatka. Mr.. Ware is a
brother of Mr.. 7. X. Ware and of
Mrs. Goss MattoX.
Rev. and Mrs. Guy Frazer and
three little daughters returned yes
terday afternoon from two weeks
stay at Pablo Beach.
e. E. Vickery left this afternoon
for Orlando, where he will attend a
meeting of the State Rod and Gun
club.
Frank j. Fearnside, Jr., left to-
day for Leesburg, where he will join
the Pals, who are on a baseball tour.
Mrs. Jennie X. Anderson, of Or
lando, president of the Rebecca as
sembly, left Palatka today at noon
for Jacksonville, en- route to ITALIA
hassee, Pensacola, and other west
Florida towns. Mrs. Anderson paid
her official visit to the lodge here
Tuesday night.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Frank ]. Fearnside
will leave next month for an extend
ed trip through points of interest in
the west. They expect to be gone
two months and are planning to
have a delightful trip.
Miss Hazel Gardner and Miss
Wanda Haddock, Of Jacksonville, will
arrive Sunday to visit the formers
sister, Mrs. c. A, Root. They Will De
accompanied by Mrs. Roots son,
Darlington Root, who has been Wis
ting his grandmother, Mrs. Mary
Gardner, in Jacksonville.
Mrs. Coss MattoX and little
daughter, Jane, will go to Jackson
vile tomorrow, and the little girl
will undergo a throat operation the
following day.
Colonel S. J. Hilbum has return
ed from Gainesville, where he has
been looking after important legal
business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jimmie Collins and
family have returned to Jacksonville
after residing here for some time
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Social Gathering, St. GATHERINGS
and st. Marks Guilds.

and st. Marks Guilds.
Yesterday, the last meeting OF the
summer of St. GATHERINGS guild took
place at the home of the guild preSl-
dent, Mrs. D. J. Coughlin. This was
a brief meeting, during which plans
for work in the early fall were dis
cussed, and tentative suggestions
taken under consideration. At 4;3O
the members of St. Marks guild JOIN
ed St. GATHERINGS guild and a dehght-
ful social hour was enjoyed, MIS-
Coughlin being hostess on this occa-
sion. ,l;o1
Mrs. toughlin spoke a few cordial
words of welcome to the VISITING
guild, which were charmlngly re-
sponded to by Mrs. H. Z. RicH IL u,
president of St. Marks guLLd. Do--
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Lee Ryan.

] Lee Ryan.
[',d Mrs. William B. Ryan are
|, me congratulations of their
| 4 tbe birth of a pretty little
4, The little girl arrived
|, Morning at the home of her
1 an Bronson street. She has
Evsn The attractive name, Mar
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

Some homes have restful air,
and some are decorated by daugh-
ter who is artistic"
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT--Cholce Offices in
Merryday Building over State Bank.
Rooms both single and en- suite. APP
ply W. A. Merryday Company, Norta
First Street. Dec. l-tf
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

WANTED-To sell, Overland car,
II model; self-starter; all modern
improvements, or will trade for
smaller car. Have cold drink stand
with fixtures for sale at a bargain.
6O8 Lemon street. 4-17-tf
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t Meeting, st. Marks

\ will take place this evening
Marks rectory an important
|, Of the church vestry. The
i is called for 8 o'clock.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14
July and August. Box 276, Hastings,
Florida. 6-12-tf
PRIVATE NORMAL CLASS.

u INIVAIE NONMAI OLhOO.
j. N. Overhultz will conduct a pri-
vate normal class at Green Cove
Springs, beginning June 10, and con-
tinuing eight weeks. Tuition $40 for
the term. The principal holds First
Life and Life State Certificates and
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT-A new four-room
house with bath and garage. On
Lemon street; 500 per month. E. r.
Conway, Palatka. 6-13-3t
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

LOST-SaUurday night on Lemon
street between First and Second
streets. a cameo brooch. Reward.
Return to Tilghman Hardware Co.
3-15-H
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nd Club.

End Mrs. C. A. Hedger will en-
| their fellow members of the
|Epd club tomorrow evening at
|tone on Emmett street. They
Etng their guests for 8 o'clock.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT = A desirable broom
apartment, with front porch;, nicely
furnished; convenient to bath; adults
only. 22O South Fifth street. Phone
357-W or 294-J. 6-12-6t
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT = Three large unfur-
nished rooms on first floor. Conven-
lent to baht. 412 North Sixth street.
6-12-6t
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- Miss Gladney.

eluting MISS "'"u
7 r. Tenney has issued invi-
/. crystal shower to be Civ
Y, sfternoon at her home at
p,int, This affair, which is
,,s,ssutly anticipated, is in
| 4 Miss Marie Gladney, Of
! charming bride-elect.
E.a,ev is inviting her guests
N o'clock.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT - 8-room apartment,
fronting courthouse, up and down
stairs; modern conveniences; $25
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

HROOM BROOM offers you the
very best in groceries at the lowest
cost. Try it. 6-l2-tt
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Natrons' Club.

Natr0Tls OIUU.
! {. A. Anderson will entertain
|,alg Matrons' club Friday aft
! at the Country club. She is
L her guests for $3.50 o'clock.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

has been successful in the work. IT.
you wish TO prepare for first, second
or third grade certificates, come. 4:
review on all subjects. IN. O.
,6-7-6t
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT - Cottage at Anas-
tasia Island; furnished; 6 rooms and
bath; also garage mad maids room.
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

But every time you feel old Sol beam
ing down on your head and you think
that today is the hottest day you ever
experienced, just thank your stars
that you live in Floriad-no prostra-
lions here.
Rockingham Underwear will expel a
lot of heat that you may be carrying
around while clad in an uncOmfort-
able union.
Try ROCKINGHAM next time and
be convinced.
$1.50 and $3.50
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, country Club

C0uh"'
II Evening.
|, d those delightful dances
N, been enjoyed on Thurs
"A, BY members Of the cOun-
III take place tomorrow
4 ! n he club. Fine music will
(,'i,,tion to the dancers, and
'.stv that the club is the cool
\ h the county. Dancing will
A, from 8 to IL.
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WANTED = Position by compe-
tent stenographer. Also experienced
in office work. Call 547-J. Clio
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CLASSIFIED ADS

FOR SALE &c fresh Jersey cows.
Apply Henry H. Deas, SIT Lemon
street 6-14-6t
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FOR SALE-One Buick roadster,
in good condition. Merryday Grocery
Company. 6-7-tf
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR RENT - Unfurnished apart
ment. Apply The Maryland.
6-126t
Palatka daily news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1919-1994, 1922-06-14

FOR SALE = Baby walker and
baby carriage; also Dodge touring
car. Halves, 1906 Carr street. 6-19-6t
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BOARDERS WANTED - Near
Asheville; beautiful and healthy;
terms reasonable. Mrs. NJ. H. Pur-
don, Weaverville, N. c. 6-13-3t
The Washington times., 1922-12-03

He whizzed in ~ months all the
The Washington times., 1922-12-03
By GEORGE ADE


How proud he was to have the
Talent point him out as a Good
Loser!
Any time he failed to Cash he
could explain why the Good Thing
had failed to 60 through. which
proves that he was Nobody's Fool.
Any time he got gyped he knew
al about 1t, as soon as it was over.
No one in the Betting Ring had
q larger assortment Of Dope.
WILFRED SHOOTS ROLL.
He knew that II Jiminetti ran
third to Minnie McGee and Kidney
Stew at Belmont. on q slow Track
with q bad Start. carrying 11S
Pounds and Stable Boy up. then
It was q mortal Pipe that he could
whistle in at Jamaica on = fast
Footing. carrying 9s and piloted
by siinRs Googan, especially after
being clocked three mornings by
e the Rail Birds and breezing It in
1:42.
Up at Matteawan all the uphols-
tered Apartments are taken by Ex-
Plungers who can hand out the
same line Of Twitter for Hours at
q Time. -,
Every morning the faithful Stude
would analyze the Form Sheet and
90 back into History until he had
u Line on the Performance OF
every Angora from the cradle UP.
Before the first Bugle sounded
he was through the Wicket and
whispering with some Wise Bird
who had collected all the Ingre-
dents Of a Successful Career ex-
cept q little Working Capital.
No sooner were the Odds marked
down than this young Napoleon.
upon when had fallen the Mantle
Of Pittsburgh Phil. would begin
shooting Holes In every Book that
showed itself.
He surely knew how to throw q
scare into the Cams.
After he had backed his Judg-
ment and was just getting to the
Point where he could pick three
out Of four, he counted over his
Assets and found that he didn't
have any.
MINUS OvERCOAT.
He Whixzed In ~ months all the
The Washington times., 1922-12-03
Whispering With Some Wise Bird"

be compelled to face IL: "Can we
depend upon this Boot.Leggef to
deliver US real Pre-war Stuff"
Getting back to Wilfred: His
People had smothered him with
Collateral, 90 Of course Work was
out of the Question.
His only Task was to throw the
Dollars and see them splash.
Club House in his imported Motor
and nave all the other 0amblsrs
greet him as an Equal.
The Washington times., 1922-12-03

When O Bird starts out to b an
imperial Chump. Of the Aurora
Borealis pattern. he finds his way.
as II BY Instinct. to . Race Track.
The Ambition to be pointed out
as a High Roller can be realized
by anyone who has . Check Book
and q hopeful Nature.
wilfred loved to breeze up to the
1t somehow made him feel that
he had achieved . Distinction and
acquired q Prestige,
The Washington times., 1922-12-03

fed and shot in tho Arm with
Culture but. Alas. how true 1t Is
that you cannot make q Seal-Skin
Purse out Of q Piece of Tripe!
Wilfred's only definite Ambi.
ton, a. his Trousers grew Long
or, was to extract a. much Coin
as possible from the two Boobs
he was somewhat ashamed to
acknowledge as his Parents and
then 60 out and shoot the Works
while the Bright Lights burned.
He hated tho sight Of q Bed.
Each Day for him was just one
Cigaroot after another.
He knew that the Atlantic
Ocean lay east Of Pennsylvania
but he thought Bernard Shaw
was q Ball Player.
He was everything that his i'm
mediate Forebears had not in
tended him to be. but even In his
most worthless Periods they stood
for him. because he was Of their
own Flesh and Bone-especially
the Bone.
HELIOTROPE GENERATION.
Well, to make q Long Story
less tiresome. at last the pinhead-
ed Parents moved out to Rose
Hill Cemetery. leaving the Sub
Moron in full possession Of a
juicy Bank Account. "f
After buying a lot Of silk Under.
wear. he decided to become q
Patron Of Outdoor Sports.
Probably our civilization will be
saved because Of the Fact that no
Heir ever conceived the Heppy
Thought Of investing his wad in
gilt-edge Securities \and sitting
pretty.
His Mea 10 to take the Million
and pyramid 1t into Billion. And
that 10 why our Great Fortunes
do not remain tied up.
They say II is only three Gen.
erations from Shirt.Sleeves to
Shirt-sleeves, but there are a lot
of heiiotrope Pyjamas In between.
And yet. at this Moment. thou
sands and thousands of deluded
Parents are working Night and
Day to supply their Children with
10 much Easy Money that the
only Problem the inheritors will
The Washington times., 1922-12-03
| Call EN-
What You Will
GIVE THE KITTY CATNIP
BY LEE SOMERS.

GIVE THE KITTY CATNIP
~ HE international Association
for the Amelioration Of the
Condition Of Our Dumb AMI
mails, Including Husbands. an.
nounces that. this week will be
devoted to vigorous campaign
In behalf of the faithful fireside
companion Especially in cold
weather), the cat. The slogan OF
the campaign will be. "Give the
kitty catnip." and the week will
be known as "Give-the- Kitty Cat
nip Week."
Mrs. J.. Armitage Boderwell,
chairman Of the committee on
quiescent arrangements, an.
nounces the purposes Of the cam
paign in the following statement
to the press: ...
"America's face has been turned
too much toward the East. While
millions have been spent In relief
work among the Bolsheviks. the
Nacogdoches and the st. Louis
Blues. we have neglected the cry
ing need at home. We have neg
lected to feed the kitty.
"The I. A. c. o. D. s.. I. H., win
not allow this to continue. We
have started a nationwide move
ment to feed the kitty cat
nip. and this will serve a dou.
: bic purpose. since it will givo
other dumb animals-press agents
Jobs In a great many cities. At
least, a lot of them are dumb"
The Rev. John H. Whiffletreo.
world chairman Of the Society for
tho PRONUNCIATION Of a Proper
Code Of Morals. is in vigorous oppo-
sttion to the movement.
1T is we'll known" says the
Rev. Mr.. whiffletree. shat the
effect Of catnip on cats is in
: toxicating. The Society for the
FORMULATION Of q Proper Code Of
Morals will not countenance any
measures designed to debauch the
innocent members Of our feline
population"
THESE are the days when the
weather,
Changing through cold. warm
and hot.
! Sets US to wondering whether
, We're getting weather or not.
The Washington times., 1922-12-03
A SQUINT AHEAD
Orom the Files Of the washington
Times Herald Of 1881

AHhes-horniO VI AS4xJ
CLEMENCEAU insists that Ger
many must pay s15.000. .o0o-
900 indemnity more.
The American Legion announces
that It has received assurances
that the soldier bonus will pass
at the next session.
Mrs. J. Cadwallader Fish arrest.
ed, charged with numbering her
husband with an ak. When asked
a. to her motive, she replied. II
loved him. SO slew him.
Prohibition agents found a tea
still in full operation on the Mount
Rainier road. Forty.nine choco.
late milk shakes seized in q drug
store at 9th and F.
Sarah Bernhardt, in farewell
tour at Polls, wins applause of
thousands for her portrayals of
Little Lord Fauntleroy."
Mary Pickford. '''the darling of
the SCREEN" announces that she
viii abandon vampire parts and
play sweet and uplifting things
Hike "Pollyanna" and "Rebecca of
Sunnybrook Farm"
European nations send com.
mission to United States to ar.
range for refunding of debt: say
they are unable to pay.
TAD used to say, THE first
100 years are the hardest"
Wonder II Tad telephoned much?
The procedure of telephoning
10 about like this:
Remove receiver from hook.
Insert q nickel (this is q pay
station you're calling from.)
A long wait.
Another long wait.
Jiggle the hook.
Wait some more.
$3.50"
A faint voice - "Nummer.
please"
:, 'Gimme Douglas 1892"
~Douglas 4952"-
"No-no-Dougias 46s2"-But
she has gone.
A hoarse voice: "Snicklefritz
and Herringheimer; Mr.. Lutz
speaking"
"Sorry-she gimme the wrong
number"
The other party hangs up.
Jiggle the hook.
''Hello-gimme Douglas 45s2."
you're connected with Doug
lass 4692. I'll ring 'em again"
A buxzing on the wire that con.
tinues for seven minutes-the
line is busy.
"Say, gimme my nickel back"
when at last the operator no.
tees you again.
I'll (rising Infection return
your money" Deep silence and
no nickel.
Take taxi to Douglas 45s2.
''Send Me Another. -
"a 1or Opun .o.L h.a s,,.x
The Washington times., 1922-12-03
"Send Me Another. |"

/: A COLORED cook had just
married for the fourth timc,
her third husband having been run
over. Good gracious. Deborah"
said her mistress, do you mean to
say you've gone and mar ,.
asain3" "Yassum, honey" an.
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