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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

the Sim Tein became active in sorth
ireland. A warfare was carried on
against Great Britain. North ireland
disapproved. Eventually the warfa g
spread from the south into Belfast
HAND OF MURDERER
STILL UNSTAYED.
The hand of the murderer was I'M
stayed. PrOtestants charged the muir
ders against Sim Fem. The religious
hatred burst afiame. Catholics were
driven from the shipyards, despite the
fact that not all Catholics were sympa-
thizers with the Sim Fein. Protestants
attacked Catholic premises; licensed pub
lie houses, which are largely owned by
Catholics, were burned to the ground
The claims bill for this warfare while
the Sim Fein was fighting the forces
of England already amounts to more
than $5,000,O00.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

Quelques Fleurs Toilet Water,
$50 ounce.
Narcissus Nor Perfume,
$500 ounce.
Arly's Lilas Perfume, S1.%5
ounce.
COty's L'Origan Perfume, 3
ounce sealed package, very
special, 1919.
Azurea or Florayme vege-
tale, SEQ.
Coty's Jasmine Perfume,
So. so. ounce.
Coty's styx Perfume $3.50
ounce.
Mary Garden Toilet Water,
Mary Garden Face Powder,
79c.
Mary Garden Cold or Van
ishing Cream, 45G.
Tangerine Rouge, 45G.
Ideal or Quelques Fleurs
Talcum, sec.
Forhan's or Pepsodent Tooth
Paste, sec.
Cutex Liquid Polish, SOC.
Cutex Compact Manicure
Sets, 43C.
Cicero Shampoo, Acc.
Golden Clint Shampoo, 19G.
Amami Shampoo, 8 for 29G.
Odorono, medium size, 41c.
Street floor.
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HEAL SKIN DISEASES
Apply Zemo, Clean, Penetrating
Antiseptic Liquid.

1t is unnecessary for you to suffer
with Eczema, Blotches, Ringworm,
Rashes and similar skin troubles.
Zemo obtained at any drug store for
35c, or $1.00 for extra large bottle,
and promptly applied will usually
give instant relief from itching tor
ture. 1t cleanses and soothes the skin
and heals quickly and effectively
most skin diseases.
Zemo is a wonderful, penetrating,
disappearing liquid and is soothing to
the most delicate skin. Get it today
and save all further distress.-Adver-
tisement.
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Are You Fat2
Just Try This

Thousands of cverfat people have be-
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for one dollar, which is the price the
world over, procure a case of these tab
let's If preferable you can secure them
direct by sending price to the Marmsla
Co, 1912 Woodward Ave, Detroit, Mich.
They reduce steadily and easily without
tiresome exercise or starvation diet and
leave no unpleasant effect.-Advertise
ment
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

They're NEW Suits, ages
to IL. Fancy models. inverted
pleats in back, AND BOTH
PAIRS KNOCKERS ARE FULL
LINED! Choice, $7.S5, Satur-
day!
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from generation to generation The real
basis Of the hatred is that the decisive

from generation to generation The real
basis Of the hatred is that the decisive
battles which secured Protestant sue
cession to the throne of England were
fought on Irish soil. In the north of
Ireland the Protestant garrison upheld
the cause of William III, Prince of
Orange, and in the decisive battle of the
Boyne in 1870, King James, a Catholic,
was finally routed by the Protestant
army, under the leadership of William
himself. James fed to France and Will
liam assembled the throne of England.
From this battle there arose a hatred
between the PrOtestants and the CathO-
lies which has been handed down from
century to century-a hatred which now
centers in Belfast. a beleaguered city.
TINE Is NO
HEALING BALM.
Time, which has softened religious
acerbities in other countries, has not ap-
piled its healing balm in Ireland. The
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
DEATH Turks
ON STREETS OF
UNHAPPY CITY
Belfast Rampant With Muir
der Mania and Religious
Intolerance.
UNDER MILITARY PATROL

NOTE-The following, written in
, Belfast before Michael Collins, rep
Presenting the Irish Free state, and
James Craig, representing Ulster, met
with British officials in London and
arranged a settlement of the fanatical
religious warfare between Catholics
and Protestants in Ulster. The story
gives Americans, for the first time,
picture of the intensity of the con-
fiict, which may any time flare out
again.-The Editor.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14

BELFAST, March 20 Cby mai)-This
has been a be.eaguered city.
The flames of religious differences
have been famed high until Belfast, once
a peaceful city, became rampant with
murder mania.
Hardly l. day has gone by without
street fighting between Catholics and
Protesants Bitterness ran high and
blood flowed freely. During the week in
which this is written there have been
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
Fiber Silk Scarf
WiU Glue the Gay
Spring Touch
$2.95 $4.95

Vivid and varied in their styles
there are so many beautiful ones
that choice will be a problem. Ro-
man stripes, plain colors, striking
combinations of colors in stripes, all
with silk fringe ends. All the
generous length-and S2.95 to
S4.95.
-Pettis scarfs. second floor.
also neckewar dept, street floor.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-04-14
TheDaintyVestee

For all kinds Of lovely ones.
Novelty bingham. in styles galore;
lacy net, in many patterns; ana
colored wolfe. Many new and diff
ferent styles just in-9Sc.
--Pettis neclwear, street floor.
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01
LATE AGAIN.

This issue is unavoidably late,
on account Of sickness and other
troubles. I am doing the very
best can under the most aw Iul
adverse conditions that any poor
editor ever had to struggle a.
gainst. And most of you do not
seem to care. You refused to,
help me get a linotype machine,
which I so urgently need,. and
now whenever the paper is late
it is your fault and not mine.
JAMES LARKIN PEARSON
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01
BIG BIZ" GETS GOOD AGAIN

I see that another 'big busi-
ness and religion" organization
has been started. This one is
called the "Christian Business
Mans Federation"
Let's Sec
How many is that?
|, There was the ''Men and Reli-
gion Forward Movement" dad
died by J. P. Morgan several
years ago. It lived about two
years ago begat sons and daugh-
ters for the devil, and it died.
Next was the ''Interchurch
World Movement" daddied by
Rocky D. Oilyfeller, which was
going to run religion on a strict
ly business basis like the Stand
ard Oil Company, and make it
pay cash dividends to swell the
Oilyfeller fortune. Religion was
to be entirely a matter of money,
and whoever could muster the
most cash would be the great
est leader in religion"
Well, that bastard movement
lived about two Or three years
and begat a big debt that Jawn-
dee had to pay, and it died, It
was not buried at once, but lay
around and stunk till the buzz
yards finally had to eat it.
And now another one of the
same breed has been ''fotch
forth" by old Mrs. Big Church,
the popular and fashionable wife
of old Mr.. Big Biz.
They will soon have a regular
graveyard full of their dead, de-
funct, denatured, dernented, de-
generated, decapitated, de-de-de-
de-devilized bastard movements.
Just watch.
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01

who help us drink it. Lead us
not into government ownership,
but deliver us from a Workers
Party, for thine are the Con-
gress, the Courts and the Special
Privilege. Amen. L
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01

monk ey lawyers to protect our
personal interests from other
monkeys. We have got more
sense than that. We don't drink
corn likker nor smoke cigars,
chew tobacco nor dip snuff. We:
have more self-respect than to
touch those nasty thin gs
And then again-and this is
one Of my strongest points-we
monkeys do not commit sin. We
never have to be threatened with
he'll fire to keep us straight. We
don't need the services of a
million monkey preachers con-
tinually trying to drag US into
heaven by the hair of the head.
We are not afraid of any devil
with horns and forked hoofs,.
and the hell that your preachers
talk so much about has no terrors
for us.
We monkeys don't have to,
make money in order to live. We
don't have to sweat in old dirty
factories nor sit bumped up alb
day counting column after col-
umn of foolish figures on paper.
We know how to get along and
live our lives in peace without so
much bother. and I'll bet five,
bushels Of cocoanuts against your
store teeth that we get more en-
joyment out of life than you do.
Now you take all these evii
things that | have mentioned
including sin and the fear of hell
and you will notice that they
are confined 20 the human race
exclusively. We monk are not:
bothered with them at all If
you men had half as much sense
as we monkeys have got you
surely could see that there is no
blood relation between us Our
way of living is simple and sat-
isfactory, while yours is very
complicated and very unsatisfac-
tory. The differences are much
greater than the resemblances.
and therefore any attempt to-
prove a common origin is bound
to end in failure.
Now, Mr.. Editor, if this isn't:
enough p, ,oof, and if your wise
men are still unable to see the
point, l will write again.
Yours truly,
| CHIMPAN z. MONKEY.
LATE AGAIN.
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01
REDEMOCAN PRAYER

OAu-pdA ~ DOoo VIZ NOAA AtAoteo
which one, for you are all alike) ::
Once more upon bended knees,
all spraddle-legged and flatten-
ed out, we come cross-eyed and
whamper jawed to make our
most humiliating manners be-
fore thy absquatulating great
ness. Look down upon us, 0
mighty Boss, and behold how
meek and humble we are. Take
the toe Of thy yaller shoe and
kick us over and examine us
from all sides and see that we
are the genuine goods. We are
thy foolish and faithful dupes,
and there is no intelligence in us.
1t don't take any intelligence to
be a good Redemocan, and that's
what we are. Our only object
in life is to vote as thou tellest
us, and then we get what we do
not want, because we voted for
it.
o mighty Boss, we love to
worship and serve thee almost
as we'll as we love to drink boot
leg booze. And even when thou
drinkest the booze and lettest
us smell of the bottle, we are
as happy as dead pigs in the
sunshine. Drink and serve
that's what tickles US; and the
drunken we are the better we
can serve thee.
o mighty Boss, thou knowest
that there are no such words as
Republican and Democrat in our
vocabulary. We are full-blood-
ed Redemocans and nothing else.
Sometimes we vote one party
Ncket and sometimes another,
but thou art boss of all the old
party tickets, and thy man get
test our votes just the same one
way as the other. Two years
ago we nearly all voted for Mis-
ter Hardtimes just for change.
But this year we wanted another
change, and came very near get
ting it. a.
But thou knowest, O Boss
whichever Boss it happens to
be) that we were voting for thee
and thy gang all the time. Thou
knowest no party lines. Wheth-
er thou arr on one side or the
other thou art always working
in the interest of the plutes and
grand rascals of high finance
and rotten society. The differ
ent party names are only~to fool
us voters with. And, oh, how
we do love to be fooled! We
know that many Of us are rag
ged and hungry and out of a job,
but we don't know why, and we
don't care. That amt none of
our business. Thou wilt look
after that. Our business is to
drink the campaign ikker and
vote the. ticket, and trust thee
for everything else. If the
man we vote for gets elected
it's all right, and if he gets beat
it's all right just the same
Thou ar. still in the saddle and
thy word is the lrw of the land
We humbly beseech thee to keer
us as ignorant as hogs, and dc
not let us learn any sense.
Our Political Boss who art ir
CONTROL Plutocrat be thy name
thy victory come, thy will be
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01
Mr.. Monkey Again


first appeared in the September
issue of this paper, was in such
great demand that all the extra
copies of that issue were soon
taken. The demand has contin
ued until it has been found nee.
essary to print the article again.
So here it is:
LETTER FROM A MONKEY
Dear Mr.. Editor:
Will you give space in your
paper for a regular blue blooded
aristocratic monkey to say few
words? / see in the papers that
you human folks have got up a
terribly hot. argument on the
question Of Evolution, and |
want ) ou all to understand that
we monkeys are interested in
that. When it comes to bringing
such awful charges against our
noble monkey race as some of
your scientists have done, it is
time for Fus to speak up and
defend ourselves.
1Ssee that a man by the name
of Darwin has made the state
ment that all you forked things
with shoesson can trace your an
cestral line back to us monkeys.
And according to the best in
formation | car get, all your
scholars of the present day ac-
ceg.t, the Darwin theory and they
claim that the proof of it is too
strong to be denied.
Being an educated monkey, I
have studied Darwin and his fol.
lowers pretty carefully myself,
and [ admit that they put up
some very plausible arguments.
Some of their statements are no
doubt very convincing to the
limited mentality of a mere hu.
man, but to the stronger intel
lect of a monkey they are as
flimsy as cobwebs,
| And now, Mr.. Editor, with
your kind permission, / will now
proceed to give your readers a
few monkey reasons why the
Darwin theory cannot be true.
In the first place, monkeys are
peaceable folks. We never in
vented gunpowder and subma-
rines, poison gas and INT. We
have never had great world
war among us and butchered up
and starved twenty million mon
! keys just to humor the whim oi
half q dozen monkey kaisers. We
have got more sense than that.
We hardly ever get sick it left
alone. It is only when taker
captive and kept in your human
society that we pine away ane
die prematurely. Therefore we
have no use for doctors and drug
stores. hospitals and hot watel
The fool-killer., 1922-11-01

ed a few more eggs maybe the
Republican rooster would still
have been able to crow. But
it's too late now.
Scientists say that sleeping
out of doors will make a per-
son beautiful. At last! Now
we know how to account for the
hobo's charming appearance.
The dictionary will always tell
you how to spell a word, but you
must know how to spell it in the
first place so you can find it in
the dictionary.
1t never pays to believe the
same lie twice.
Now if them thar Radio waves
would just bring hungry man
something to eat.
I have come to the conclusion
that about the best way to vote is
to not vote at all.
Still another reason why we
call this ''stable'' government is
because it is run mostly by mules
| What is the use to have any
more conferences to see if they
can disagree? They ought to know
it by this time.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
WILL P0LITENESS OF
= = = =
SPEED COPS COME TO
= Z = = :
SUCH A PASS AS THIS?

= CHICAGO. March lS.-Q. y. i
+ S)-"Ah, madame. it grieves I
+ me so to ask you to report ut
+ headquarters. But the law. it I
+ must be enforced; and you, ma I
= dame have released tco much !
+ fuel with that exquisite foot of I
= yours; your motor is travelling I
+ speed greater than that per-
+ mltted by the laws of our fair
Z city,
+ This may be the way Chicago
+ traffic policemen will address I
Z violators. Of city traffic fegula-
I. tions hereafter. An order has 4
= been issued from the court
+ wherein speeders and other vio-
Z lators of traffic laws are repri-
= manded and fined. instrueting I
Z the policemen to LAY off the I
+ rough stuff and treat violators I
+ 'decently."
+ "Cursing by officers is COM I
+ mon complaint" declared Judge I
= John R.. Newcomer, who releas !
+ ed Sylvester Brennan, who re- I
+ sisted arrest because the police I
= used profane language.
= Arrests should be made de-
= Gently and those arrested brought
+ into court in a gentlemanly man.
Z ner.s ~,
+ 4 + + + + + + + = + 1
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
AUTO CAMP TOURISTS
SHOW LARGE GROWTH


KANSAS CITY, Mo-. March 49,
U. y. S.)--A marked increase was
shown in the number of persons ac-
commodated at the motor tourist
camp here during 1921 as compared
to the same period in 1920, according
to the annual report rendered the
park department.
There were 1876 motor cars. con,
tanning 10,95S persons, cared for dur
,singa t92I During the same period Ar
1920 there were 1,50S motor cars and
$3.50 persons accommodated at ths
camp, according to the report.
The camp was open from April to
December and cost the city 81
741.70.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
RAPID IMPROVEMENT
IN BUSINESS NOTED
BY B. |. ". PRESIDENT
Return of Confidence Chief
Need Before Conditions Will
be Normal, Leader Says.
BY SAMUEL NJ. VAUGHAN

b SAMUEL M. NACClAAlN,
president of the Baldwin Locomo-
tive Works, in an Interview With Ed
ward NJ. Thierry for NEA Service.)
PHILADELPHIA. March 1S-Busi,
ness Is rapidly getting on soundey
basis in both this country and in
Europe.
Wholesome signs of permanent
Improvement are plentiful here and !
observed many during the trip re-
Gently took through European coun-
tries.
Next fall will see MS all busy.
though considering everything present
conditions are very satisfactory. The
chief requirement for continued i'm
provement is confidence. Prosperity
is coming back. Not later than next
October / think we will see more
business than at any time in II
months.
/ found Europe in much better
shape. There is q scarcity of business
there. as here. But we cannot expect
100 per cent business when so much
of the world is out of the market or
Is recovering from the effects of the
war.
Germany is the busiest county in
Europe because of the low value of
the mark. The Germans can contend
in the open market because of the
relative value of wages and cost of
production figured in marks. Their
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
AUTO OWNERS. IN Japan
= = = =
iEPEND ENOUGH IN YEAR
= = : = = =
FOR TAXES TO BUY CAR
Ry cLARENcE puBosE.

BY CLARENCE DUBoSE.
Omitted Press staff Correspondent
: TOKYO tBy Mail to the Unit I
= ed Press--The geisha think the I
= taxation program of the recent I
= government is fine-just per- 4
= fectly charming. And the own I
= ers of automobiles in Japan I
: think the policy rotten.
: The debate wakes warm in all I
= the tea houses these days,
: The new budget has trim I
Z med the taxes of all the geisha I
= who are the mattresses and en- I
= tertainers in Japanese tea-hous-
Z es. And 1t has added another =
+ boost to the already stiff auto
7 mobile taxes.
= In political circles the oppose
7 ton parties are laughing at I
Z what they term 'bone- head
Z play" by the Seiyukai, which is I
= the party in power
= ''The geisha can't vote. where
as most automobile owners can.
4 So just wait until election day.
Z they chortle.
+ If Japan's automobile taxes
Z had prevailed in America, Hen
ry Ford you'd have flivered be-
fore he started. At present tax
es and upkecp for one year here
= equal approximately the initial
cost of low-priced car. Tin
lizzies are few and far between
= and any automobile Is luxury.
- 80 = = =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
CLUBS ALL OVER U. S.
INTERESTED IN WEST

Automobile clubs all over the Unit
ed state sand Canada are showing
their interest in the Pacific North
west by their willingness to display
the new wall map of this region which
is being distributed by the Pacific
Northwest Tourist Association.
"In fifteen years experience in tour
list matters" states Herbert Cuthbert,
executive secretary Of the Association,
II have not known of any piece of ad-
vertising that has been so universally
commended and sought after as this.
Upon return to the office after five
weeks in California, found hundreds
of letters acknowledging the receipt OF
the map and asking for additional
copies" a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18

equalized here and help business to
improve.
These things will gradually he
equalized here and help business 10
improve.
Twenty-Five per cent of the world
is dead commercially. Russia, for in
stance, is lying dormant. OF the -
per cent of the world that is in the
market only so per cent is active.
In business and industry Europe
really is running at higher speed than
America. They are operating about
80 per cent capacity, while we are
running about 80 per cent.
Indications, however, are that peo-
pie are being compelled to buy more
and more and affairs are reaching a
sane and solid foundation. Values
are improving. Railroad securities
are showing a healthy strength. And
lhe government is displaying dispo-
sition to effect economy. Many peo-
pie may grumble, but we must give
the government chance. Decisions
cannot be made to suit individuals,
particular class or a special business;
they must be for the general good.
The value of the dollar is increas-
ing and, think, will continue to do
so. As the purchasing power in
ereases bank interest rates will be
lower, food and clothing and railroad
rates will be lower, and labor will set
tie down.
We are miles ahead of where we
were year ago, There is certain
suffering, but nothing compared TO
Eurone's. While Europe was getting
better, America was getting worse
But we're climbing up again-fast.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-03-18
EASTERN OREGON
! ROADS NOT ROCKED
IN BAD CONDITION
Limited Traffic Only is
Allowed on the Columbia
Highway Because Of Snow.
Pacific Highway.

Portland Oregon city, Oregon City
bridge closed for reconstruction,
therefore. west side traffic from Port
land must cross the Willamette river
at Sellwood Ferry in South Portland.
or take East Side route through NIL
waukie. which is paved throughout.
Oregon Candy -salem--paved.
salem-Jefferson- -Albany--Paved.
Albany Corvallis Junction City Eu-
gene--Gravel Albany to Corvallis.
Pavement Corvallis to Eugene.
Eugene Rcseburg- Grants Pass Med
ford California Line--IArge proper
ton paved; balance good macadam.
The highway over the Siskiyou mouil-
tains is kept open throughout the win
ter by snow, piows II NECESSARY. One
foot OF snow at present
The Pacific highway on Shasta
Summit which was closed last satur-
day on account OF drifting snow. ID
now passable bu, muddy.
Columbia Ilfyer ulkhwSv.
Portland Aslbria--r Paved.
rortland-s3oe River--p lvnd. Snnxy
has been removed and highway opens
ed; single traca roadway betwsen Mist
Falls and onfonta and Ak Shell Rock
mountain Traffic Is requested to us<
caution on single track roadway. iaglli
traffic only Is permitted
| Hood Riycr.The Dalles Paved exl