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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
Very Truly Yours,
WALTER WRIGHT

Tanlac, overcomes rheumatism by
toning up and invigorating the vital
organs, thereby enabling them to ell
inmate poisons from the system.
Cedar City Drug Co.
Advertisement.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

A. mark Of what IN human beings
would be termed great intelligence. II
has been noticed that when storing up
seeds or grains fer winter use. ants
cut out the life-germ. Since their
sorehouses are under ground, this IL
necessary 70 prevent the grain from
sprouting and growing
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
Condemned.

Well, we are all condamnes as Vie
tor Hugo says; we-are all under sen
tence OF death, but with a sort Of in
definite reprleve we have an in.
terval, and then our place knows w.
no more. Some spend this interval
in listlessness some in high passions
the wisest, al least among the chill.
dren Of this world In art and song
Walter Pater, In The Renaissance.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
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Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Pace, accom-
panied by Mr.. and Mrs. LeGrand
Pace, left Sunday morning for trip
through Yellowstone, and will be gone
about two weeks.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
to AorieuIturIst.

The agricultural population pro-
duces the bravest men, valiant SOL
diers. and class of citizens the least
given 10 evil designs.-Cato.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Reese j. Williams of Kanarra IS g
business caller in Cedar today.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
90

Mrs. E. B. Randall entertained We'd
nesday in honor Of Mr.. and Mrs. W..
B. Prout and Mr.. and Mrs. George
Bullock who expect to return 20 Og-
den next Saturday.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Mrs. o.. NJ. Couch entertained at
a chicken dinner Sunday. The guests
enjoyed swim at Culmsee's pool in
the evening.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
But One Way.

There IL but one way to heaven for
the learned and the unlearned.-Jer-
envy Taylor.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
Modern Art

The Critic tdarkly) There's one
handy thing about this modern art
the less you study 1t the better you
understand It.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

to Cedar Tuesday. Karl returned
Thursday and Thelma went on TO Salt
Lake where she will attend summer
school.
90
]. X. Gardner was caller here
Friday on his way to Cedar.
90
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Forsyth were
here Thursday on business.
90
The Scout boys of Harmony were in
town yesterday going to Grass VAL
ley.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
90

H. r. Moore came down from Mil
ford to spend the day with his family
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
90

Mr.. and Mrs. t. A. Robinson are
rejoicing over the arrival Of a baby
girl born July 10th.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
90.

Mrs. Robert Bonner and children ar
rived home from Milford last Satur-
day where they have spent a few
weeks with Mrs. j. r. Bonner, who is
now moving to NADIA to make her
home with her son.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

w. T. Jones and daughter from
Newcastle went through Yale Tues
day on their way to the mountains
for load Of wood.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
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Bertha Topham, Marva Dunton,
Terry, Willard, Roxie and Grace Lund
have gone to Enterprise.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Mrs. Alice Brown Of Salt Lake is
here visiting her mother Mrs. Lucy
Barton.
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Mrs. Edith Late Of Mt. Carmel is
here visiting her sister Mrs. A. M.
Lamoreaux.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
NEWS FROM OVER
THE COUNTY
MoDENA

%
The trains have all been late since
the strike.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Baker motored
TO Sahara Saturday night.
Mrs. Gibbs Of Beryl was in MOdena
Friday. N.
John Pace and Ain Iverson went
to Enterprise.
lie Prea Pace went to Enterprise
and returned Saturday.
90
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Fairchild who have
been in Hamlin Valley visiting have
returned to Modena.
The state has sent man here to
collect revenue taxes and quite few
had TO pay back revenue.
90
Mrs. Frank Hemstreet has gone to
her homestead TO stay couple Of
weeks.
90
Miss Billy Pace and Mable Paddock
have returned Ito Modena after a
weeks visit to Acbma, New.
90
Mrs. Golf and son and daughter
returned from Los Angeles to visit
at the home of T. Blackburn and
family.
90.
Mrs. Truman returned to Enter
prise after working at the Peak Ho-
tel for several months, Mabel Pad
dock is taking her place.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

ElVera and Carlton Culmsee went
to Lund Monday.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28
PARAGONAH
John r. Robinson is here visiting.

- 90

Mr.. and Mrs. Will Robb motored
to Salt Lake City Monday.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Brown were visitors
at Mrs. Haigh Sunday.
90
Mr.. w. A. Haigh from Crestline
spent Sunday at home.
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NADIA

Mr.. and Mrs. w. M. White and fam
lily spent Sunday in Milford.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Mrs. Bertha Montague and son
spent Tuesday here visiting her broth
er d. A. Lamoreaux.
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90

Miss Thelma and Karl Knell went
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1922-07-28

Mrs. Truman returned to Enter
prise after working at the Peak Ho-
tel for several months, Mabel Pad
dock is taking her place.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
LOUISIANA TO PUT
 BAN ON HANDBOOKS

BATON ROUGE. July 5.l+-A bill forbiddfng handboohs on races has passed the House of Representatives.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
YESTERDAYS GAMES. Pacific Coast League.

Seattle s, 3; Los Angeles 4. 0. Portland 5, 3; San Francisco 3, l Oakland 2, o; Salt Lake o, 2. Vernon 4, 2; Sacramento 0, 3.
 American League. Philadelphia 3, 1; New York l, 6. Chicago 5, g.; St. Louis 8, 5. Boston 4, O; Washington 3, 2. Cleveland 4, II; Detroit 2, 4.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

little Indian to a draw and came dangerously close to getting a, de- cision. The sailor is a scrapper, ,,hits hard and shows good judgment. Ru- dolph, who has been seen in previous local smokers. eput up the best fight of his career. ,t Js
 Novelties Are Staged
 The battle royal, staged by ring full of blindfolded 'igbbs. gloves on their right hands and small bells in their lefts, came to sudden end when "Olc" Olcson blocked a hay maker with his. jaw and took dip into slumbcrland Puchta, who land ed the baymakcr on Ole, got the de- cision. The jousting tournament was cancelled after tho first bout as 1t was considered dangerous to attempt within the ropes. a}6'S.
 Sailors Are Praised
 Referee McDonald. who. managed tho smoker for the Lcgionaircs, matching the lighters, praised highly the Unalga's crew. and Lieut.. T. s. athletic officer of the ship. "It was tho hearty cooperation Of these mon and Lieutenant Klingcr that made the sprokor possible and the willingness of the sailor fighters to go in without opportunlty. for ex- tensive training is worthy of com he, said.
 Mir. Mcdonald, in addition to being referee, was also master of cere- monies at tho smoker, winning ap- rlause in both capacities. The other officials were: Judges--JackW Wilson, James McCloskey, E. A, Adams and Sigurd Wallstedt. Timekccper- Housel.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
SEATTLE TAKES
 DOUBLE HEADER

z SEATTLE, July 5.-The Indians yesterday took both games in the opening of the series with Los An geles The first game was free hitting fracas, Eldred and Cueto scoring homers.
 In the second game, the victory was decided in the fifth frame when Seattle netted three runs on singles by Jack Adams and Barney, and doubles by Lane and Eldred.
 The batteries were as follows:
 Morning game: Seattle and Tobin; Los Angeles and Daily.
 Afternoon game: Seattle-Berger and J. Adams; Los Angeles-Cran- dall and Baldwin
 Mondays Games. ! The Seals found Mack's offerings easy and he was yanked out in the fourth inning after five runs had shot across the plate. The Indians only got six scattered hits over five innings.
 The batteries were as follows:
 San Francisco-Zary and Yelle.
 Seattle Mack Finneran and Tobin and Adams.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Jimmy Manning, Douglas high school athlete, pitched the Douglas Firemen into first money in the Fourth of July baseball tournament, turning in three games won without loss. Manning made record that will probably stand on the Chan nor for some time, striking out a total of 35 mon, allowing but six runs in 25 innings in two days, and in the closing game shutting out his opponents, giving them but five scattered hits in the nine innings.
 The Douglas team played consist ent ball behind him, fielding well and hitting when hits meant runs.
 Four teams entered the tournament, competing for the two cash awards, $25O and $150. The Islanders won first easily. Juneau, Ft Seward and the sailor team from the Unalga tied for the second prize, each team winning one and losing two games, the pot being split three ways. The Unalga beat the soldiers Monday afternoon at Douglas. The soldiers in turn defeated Juneau and the To- calls evened up the score by trimming the sailors in yesterdays games.
 The Winners Record
 The Islanders opened the tourna- ment locally Monday afternoon by beating the local team 10 to 3. The game was played in rain on sloppy c.tr mt locals.
 After the game here, the Islanders met the Soldiers on the Douglas grounds. winning by score of 4 to 3. The soldier team put up a splendid game of ball and should have nicked Douglas for the game. Both Manning for the Islanders and Scbree for the Ft. Seward team pitched splendid ball.
 Yesterday Douglas completed her -chcdule with a lopsided victory over tho sailor team, winning by a score of 15 to O. Manning again did the hurling. turning back mine sailors over the strikeout route.'
 Throw Away Chance
 After getting away to a bad starr l m the game against the Soldiers yesterday afternoon, the local team fought game uphill battle, only tt throw away it's chance to win in tho last inning. With the score 13 tc 10 against them. and two men or bases on a clean hit to right center field, both men were doubled out al the plate trying to score.
 Get Early Lead
 | The Soldiers got an early lead an( I were never headed. Nilsson startet | for the locals and was ineffective Heavy hitting by the Soldiers coupled with loose fielding by the locals gave the former three runs in thu first inring Manager Woodard sen Nilsson back to the mound in the sec l ond and the Ft. Seward swatters con | tinued to fatten their averages. put | ting three men across the home sta tion before Nilsson was yanked. Witl one out, Bernhofer replcced Nilsson the basos being populated. One maj scored while Bernhofer YVES retiring the side. The Soldiers scored anoth
 or in the fourth and three in tn fifth. were blaDked in the sixth an' I seventh. and added one each in tn l: eighth and ninth.
 1 "Bambino" Gets Homer Tho locals went runlcss until tn third. Bcrnbofer started off tha inning by whiting Mcdonald wa invalided to first when he was hi by the pitcher. Anderson drew free ticket to first on four wide onei lHc,lis s:rnck .out,- making two, -gon'
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
HEADL|NERS AT
 LEGION SMOKER
 FIGHT TO DRAW
Collier and Higley Fight Six Fast Rounds = Brown
 Wins from Schultz.

Leo Higley gave Joe Collier the hardest fight of his pugilistic career in the American Legion's smoker Monday evening at A. B. Hall and, although he failed to lift Golfers title as light heavyweight champion of Alaska, he gave him the scare of his life. Two judges were in favor of giving decision to Higley, one to Collier on points and the fourth called it a draw Referee Tom Mcdonald called it draw and his decision, ap- parently, was popular.
 When the men entered the ring in the final event, the capacity crowd gave them a big hand That same crowd was in the best of humor for it had seen two of tho most evenly matched scraps ever pulled off here. an exhibition of gameness in the semi-final by a clever but lll-con' ditioned fighter that was admirable, and dancing match that would have been a credit to a cabaret.
 Collier Starts Strong
 Neither Collier nor Higley wasted time in prelimnaries. Collier went into his crouch at once and Higley assumed the aggressive-boring in and mixing 1t with both hands. The going was about even until just be- fore the bell in the first round, Col Her landed a. hard left to Higley 5 jaw knocking him against the ropes, Htgley slipping to the floor. The bell came before the Indian could fol- low up his advantage.
 Collier Host a valuable chance, and one that was not again offered dur ing the fight when he went back into lhis crouch in the second and gave Higley an opportunity to fur Hher recuperate. Collier had the best of the second but was unable to damage his opponent. In the third, Higley was after his man all the time, hammering his way through the crouch and in the clinches getting home some short-arm jolts and upper cuts which worried Collier In the fourth, he again outright Collier, bringing the crowd to its feet with the ferocity of his attack. He drove Collier to the ropes. opened him up with savage uppercuts but failed to land his right cross. Collier covered up and escaped serious damage.
 Fifth Sees Hard Rally
 In the fifth round, both men tried hard for kayo. Neither could land, however, and the round was even. Higley probably had the better of the going in the first minute oi he round, but Collier evened matters in the final minute with fierce rally.
 The sixth was almost rcpcuuon of the fifth, with Hfgley doing most of the leading The referees decision 1 of a draw was well received.
 Brown Wins Decision
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Brown Wins Decision

Although Sinclair Brown, Of Doug las, won a we'll deserved decision in the scmi-final over Schultz, of Aux Bay. the applause of the crowd was given to the latter on account Of h1s game fight At the conclusion or this bout Referee Mcdonald an pounced that Schultz had not had any opportunity to get into con d'tion, but came in to help the Le- zion make out it's card, willing to do his best Schultz showed up well and has the makings of a good fight CT. He fought the last two rounds with broken thumb, injured in the second round. Not even his seconds knew of his Injury until after the fight Brown is hard hitter and was in good condition. There was no question as to his victory.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
Other Bouts

The opening bout, between Clark and Williams. was tame. After four rounds of dancing, tho judges called it draw'' "
 The crowds derision changed to satisfaction at the very outset or the second bout. in which one Murphy and sailor lad named Hughes aimed gloves at each other from every point of the compass and most of them landed Hughes showed good form and had the better of the early sessions. Murphy was too tough a bird, however. and weathercd the storm, coming back strong enough to win a draw from the judges. It was a popular decision.
 Tn the third bout Van Duisan, an other member of the Unalga's crew, conceding six pounds to Rudolph. l2S to 1i2 pounds, held the hard hitting
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
PADDOCK BREAKS WORLD RECORDS

SANTA BARBARA. Cal, July 5.-- Charles Paddock. CaIifornia's super sprinter. made new worlds records yesterday in competition sanctioned at a meet on a measured track The records made were as follows: 175 yards in IF seconds flat, clip ping one and one-fifth seconds from the worlds record.
 125 yards in 12 and 1-5 seconds. a gain of Is second.
 80 yards in seven and 4-5 seconds. SO yards in six and Is seconds.
  Old no ners for sale. at The Empire
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
YOUNG TWIRLER PITCHES THREE
 STRAIGHT WINS
Douglas Wins Baseball Tour nament, Manning Pitching
 All Three Games.
STANDING OF TEAMS

Mondays Games At Juneau: Juneau 3, Douglas 10. At Douglas: JJnalga g, Ft. Seward g. Douglas 4, Ft. Seward 3.
 Tuesdays Games At Juneau: Juneau 10, Ft. Seward 13. Juneau 10, Unalga z. At Douglas: DO ug1as 15. Unalga 0.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
ARMY SHIRTS. $3.5O.

ARMY SHIRTS, $3.50.
 You can get a genuine, all-wool Khaki army shirt now for $3.50 at the store of H. s. Graves, "The Clothing Man." -adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
National League.
CONVICT PITCHER STRIKES OUT 21
 MEN, 9 INNINGS

McALLISTER, Okla. July 5.-Eu- gene Whitehill pitcher for the Okla homa penitcntiary team, yesterday famed 21 men in nine innings. The game was played between the con victs and the Gowanna town team.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05

Old pnpers for sals-at The Empire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
National League.

Brooklyn 5; New York 5 First game postponed on account of rain. The second game was called in the fourth inning on account of rain. Philadelphia , Boston 3. The first game was postponed on account of rain. Chicago 8, 8; Pittsburgh 4, o. Cincinnati II, 5; St. Louis 9, 6.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
KNOBBIE WINS ANNUAL
 CARTER HANDICAP RACE

NEW YORK; July 5.-Knobbie from Rancoca's stables took the 24th annual running Garter handicap yes terday. running the. even -furlongs in 1:24 2-5. aqps raa. et
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-07-05
MONDAYS GAMES. Pacific Coast League.

Seattle 1; San Francisco 4. Portland s; Los Angeles 4.
 American League. Philadelphia 1; New York 12. Chicago 6, 4; Detroit 2, 3.
 National League. Pittsburgh 5; Chicago 2. New York g; Brooklyn 4. St. Louis 8; Cincinnati 6.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
Selfish Man.

Bluebeard-You have the freedom
Of the entire hoiJe excepting the
closet. This, you nIust never enter.
His Eighth Wife--Do you mean to
keep an entire closet for yourself when
I haven't room to hang half my things?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News OF the Town and Village and
Advertisements.

Extra fine eggs at Estes. Tele-
phone rs,
Mrs. Davis will hold rummage
sale tomorrow.
A. Nolin's hat shop, Opera house
block, will close out ten hats at $500
each, Saturday, Nov. IL. >"
William Russell in MIXED Faces
and Puppy Love-" Sunshine COM
edy. Harte Theatre, tomorrow.
Mrs. Davis has good desk for
sale, also chunk stove, dining
table, kitchen table, child's willow
stroller, chairs, etc
Everything in beef. Try roast at
Estes Tel. tbs.
Never was Irene Castle more charm
ing than in this picture of youth,
laughter and sunshine, No Trespass.
ing lIarte Theatre, today.
Hey, you farmers! We pay cash for
pigs, chickens, lambs, ducks, geese and
turkeys We want lots of them. vii.
sons Quality Market, 1T ..,o17ih street
Tel. 62S-M.
What happens when q cocktail co.
quette meets boy who doesn't know
women ,?-Ah!> See X chard Barthel-
mess in "The Seventh Day Harte
Theatre, Monday.
See my Wild Irish Rose" This
picture has been heraded from coast
to coast. Also Larry Semon in 1.-THE
Agent Opera House tonight and to.
morrow
The Order Eastern Star will holt
card party next Wednesday evening.
Nov. Is. Play will begin at o'clock.
All members and their friends are
cordially invited to attend.
Mrs. Irene Castle famous Lanseuse
and actress appears again on the sill.
yer sheet for the second time in more
than two years, in the picture called
mo Trespassing." Harte Theatre, to-
day.
Production. product on, more ant
more production of al sorts or cloth
ing and Knitted goods Is needed by
the American Red Cross. Get busy
Begin operation by joining the Rec
Cross this year.
See My Wild Irish Rose" with Pau
line Starke, Pat OMalley and little
Mickey Daniels. Also Larry Semon
putting fun into the trappings of opera,
an entirely new comedy conception.
Opera House today and tomorrow
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
LACKING IN CONSIDERATION

As long as the grass in Chicago
public park is healthy and green the
citizens seem to look upon il as some
sort of garden and keep of Of II. as
the signs command them When 1t be-
gins TO die out, however, their respect
for 1t instantly vanishes.
A man in hurry started one day to
cut across yellow patch in the upper
park, but was stopped by policeman.
"What difference does It maker de-
manded the citizen. "The grass Is half
dead already"
Sure said the indignant officer. If
We had sick friend would We be walk
in on his ach;'-liarper's Maya
zine.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
DouptfuI Recommend ,,or.

A London newspaper contains an ad-
veitisenent of an old English home to
be sold. which begins in the famllIa
style-"Twelve bedrooms. four sitting
rooms. paneled dining room, ingle
hooks, dover chests, etc, and sud.
denly breaks Off from the catalog OF
uaGcnt blessings with this modernism,
But. owing TO electric light. no ghost"
One hardly knows whether this exs
ceptIpn will add to or 1elract from the
pulling power of the announcement.
Outlook.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10

No matter what else you give your
child to relieve bad cold, sore throat
CT congestion. be sure to first open the
little ones bowels with California
Fig Syrup to get rid Of the pc CONS
and waste which are causing the cold
and congestion. In few hours you
can see for yourself how thoroughly
it works the constipation poison sour
bile and waste right out.
Even If you ca ! your family physl-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
An Ideal Tenant.

Applicant-You advertised for a
janltor, sir. am a married man
no children; neat, honest, patient and
tactfu.
Landlord Il regret that the place Is
supplied. my frIend--but wait !!
Couldn't secure YOU MS n tenant?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
Chance 10 Observe.

",rhere's one thing about the new
styles"
,"What. for instance?"
II never realized before there were
so many good-looklng girls in this
town."
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
WON and BAY.

II is mistake TO suppose that play
Is the reward Of work: It Is merely
its preliminary. and the country that
cannot get Its games going will not
get much else going, either.--Jaines
Stephens.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
Out.

"He borrowed quarter from me.
but | wish It had been ten dollars"
"Why?'
He'd remember borrowing ten dol.
lars, hut he'll forget all about .hc
quarter"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
La Dancer

Guess I'll have to pen up my goat
He used to loaf around wagons parked
in the village square and eat hay"
"Well?"
"But now he's learning to drink
gasoline"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10

clan he will praise you for having
given California Fig Syrup" as the
laxative, because it never fails, never
cramps or overacts, and even. sick
children love its pleasant taste.
Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup which has d.
rcctions for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say California or you may &c;
an imitation ig syrup.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
| = Me 3 /
|SctapBook.
FEARED FOR HER "LADDlES7
Mother Would Have No Lassles In the
House, to Serve as Lures to
Unsophlstieated Youths.

An old lady Of nlnety-slx has two
unmarried sons, seventy-three and
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-11-10
Handicapped.

$50 Bill married that plump little
girl who used to giggle so much"
"Yes. BIZ evidently believes In n
short wife and merry one