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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

BOSTONESE,
Jill and Jack assembled an elevation
For the purpose of procuring a receptacle of water
Jack stumbled and in so doing injured his Uranium
And Jill was precipitated in much the same manner
But apparently suffered no i'll effects
You have noticed of course, in the classifieds
that west of the tracks every advertiser desires
maid, while east of the tracks just girl will do.
o o o
Near-pink pants, tailored uniforms for army re-
cruts.-JOurnal Headline.
Added proof that the world is getting more eff
Terminate every day
Here's to the chigre that isn't much bigger
Than the tinest point of pin,
But the bump that it raises itChes like bla2es,
And that's where the rub comes in.
o O 0
"a telegram from Atlanta)
Sir colon equilibrium of the gold dust twins has
been seriously and contagiously nonpussed stop
comma but without avail stop we poured fay de
buss back into bottle and shipped contents new
orleans but we comma being surrounded by
scottish friends dash three cheers and tiger dash
accepted the nomination. STEWART
Which. being decided, means We're drunk
again.
The boy who stood on the burning deck
Was burned from head to toe
And ate his breakfast standing up,
Cause sitting hurt him so.
Only per cent of hooch is free from poison
says Haynes.-Journal Headline
That's an improvement. They used to tell us it
all poison.
o o 0
Mr. Jimmy Cox says that the dimmycrats are
standing exactly where they did in 1920
If our memory serves us correctly, that was in
the extreme rear.
Are you following the second Arguckle trial with
the same zest that you did the first one? Neither
are we.
-, Sir: I note in the last and final number of tn"
Well Country Journal there published what was
called your masterpiece" Do you in any way feel
that the dscontinuance was due to--wel, just
tell the customers in your way what you think
about the matter. PEG TOP.
Your insnuations the unjust The coughers of
the Well Country Journal never in better con-
ditlon, but the paper could not stand the absent
treatment practiced by the business manager.
o o o
SANATORIUM DISTRACTIONS
I've tried all day to write rhyme,
But it so seems that every time
find a thought that has a kick
The guy next door starts up his Vic
And blooey!
This morn thought had a gem
More brilliant than a diadem
It was dignfied and staid,
But at that moment came a maid
And piffe!
At noon 7 reached up in the air
And grabbed a beauty hanging there,
With it l knew the town I'd sway.
But in walked Lizzie with my tray
Adios!
At eventide the setting sun
Saw nothing started, nothing done;
Ny muse lost heart and flew away,
And left me nothing more to say
Mighty night,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

The treasury's statement that per capita circu-
lation of money is 5000 less than year ago ndi
Gates that pocketbooks being Debated to pre-
war size.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

A lot of folks crticizing the peace dollar"
from the artistic standpoint but there is notice
able unwillingness to own few.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

In planning visit to the United States, SPAIN
king probably hopes that not many Americans vii
hold his kingship against him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30
LEGAL NOTICE

EXECUTRIX'S NOTICE.
IN the Probate Court of Bernalillo
County. New Mexico.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Louise Favorite. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned was, on the twelfth
day of January, 1922, duly appoint
ed EXecutriX of the estate of Louise
EaVorite, deceased, by the Probate
Court of Bernalillo county, and
having qualified as such Executrix,
all persons having claims against
the estate Of said dec dent are
hereby notified and required to
present the same to the UNDER
signed in the manner and within
the time prescribed by law.
WEINANDE A. FAVORITE,
Executrix.
Dated January 18th, 1922.
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
In the Probate Court of Bernalillo
County, New Mexico.
In the Matter OF the Estate OF
Beatriz c. De Baca de Martinez,
Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was, on the twelfth
day of January, 1922, duly appoint
ed Administrator of the estate of
Beatriz c. De Baca de Martinez,
deceased, by the Probate Court Of
Bernalillo county. and having quail
flied as such Administrator, all
persons having claims against the
estate of said decedent are hereby
notified and required to present
the same to the undersigned in
the manner and within the time
prescribed by law.
EUTEMIO MARES,
Administrator.
Dated January 18th, 1922. &
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

In accommodating deficit the league OF nations
has an accomplishment to which 1t can point.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

Moonlight may be romantic. but moonshine IS
tragic.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

the first train robbery in the
united States occurred near Sey-
mour, Ind. May 90, 1868.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

Stewart Kidd Co. in connection
with the Cincinnati Enquirer, has
lust closed a contest on the ques-
ton "Is Booth Tarkington's Alice
Adams true to life?" The winning
essayist, Mrs. Rosiland Asch
Schwab of Cincinnati. offers the
unique criticism that the. warm
hearted and simple greet the book
warmly as an exquisite bit of crys,
talized life, but the cynical, and
worldly wise receive it with a shrug'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30
TYPEWRITERS

IfPEWRITERS-An makes Overhauled
and repaired. Ribbons for every ma
chine. Albuquerque Typewriter En-
chanRe. phone 1881. 122 South Four, h.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

Nina Wilcox Putnam author or
West Broadway" is in Tampa.
Fla, where she intends to spend
the balance of the winter. Her new
book, Tomorrow We Diet" will
be published shortly by George IA.
Doran Co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30
Crabs crawlings


r. PERRY SCOPE observes: A change for the
COW is also good for the pasture
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

II. L. Bateman, who has become
famous through his drawings for
Punch, the Bystander, the Taller,
etc. may be seen in America. His
drawings have just been brought
out in book form by Henry Holt &
Co. in a large attractive formal
with an introduction by G. K. Ches-
terton. It's Ia book that is chuck
full of human nature and rich in
both extrayagant and subtle humor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

Published August ~, Little,
Brown & Co. have already printed
$4,000 copies OF A. s. NJ. Hutch
lnson's novel. "If Winter Comes
now the best selling novel in the
United States. over 100000 were
sold during the month of Decem-
tpt.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-01-30

Margot Asquith is coming to
America! America is to have an
opportunity to see for itself the
author of the most startling auto
biography that English society ever
read. Mrs. Herbert Henry Asquith
as she is known in private life. the
wife of the former prime minister
of England, arrived in this country
on January 20. Her trip will be
primarily confined to series, of
lectures in various parts of the
country and it is to be supposed
the same wit and clever insight
will again be prominent.
Evening star., 1922-08-15
LISTEN, WORLD!
BY ELSIE ROBINSON.

I dislike the person who tells me
how a story ends and the idiot who
reads the titles on the movie pictures.
But more, Infinitely more, do I detest
the chap who spreads title on the
rainbow. You know him-or her.
Generally it's a her. Each tree, each
cloud, each wave, each sunset, in
ways these thoughts are audible. very
audible Never do such people rejoice
in silence Never. They bounce on
every opening bud with a line O verse.
Nor are they content to pounce alone.
You also must pounce. If you pause
to admire, they have beaten you to 1t
and are nudging you in the ribs that
you may effervesce the more thor
oughly. .-
Now, I like sunsets. like them very
much. In fact. the thing l like most
on earth is the earth itself, with the
exception of some very few humans
Nothing fills me with greater content
than to roam around contemplating
what good job God made of the uni
verse. At no time am l more filled with
emotions-but at no time do l desire
less to hear them ratio. To me 1t
seems like sneezing in the midst of
prayer-or hiccoughing when your
mother inl laws holding forth on the
sins of intemperance. A complete in
advertance, as 1t were.
l do not want advertising slogans
hurled at every messy dell. l think
dells are their own best press agents
and can get along quite nicely with
out the aid of the poets union. l do
not want the starry heavens strung
with quotations from Tennyson. But
can you impress this fact on the ordi-
nary walking companion? You can't
Frinstance. there's spring. The well
Evening star., 1922-08-15
Diary of a Professional Movie Fan
Pictures Were Illusions, Now
Reality" Saws Williams.
BY. GLADYS HALL.

I have talked to a great many
different places, such as motel lob
bies. private homes, Ferris wheels,
stars and staresses in great many
candy stores. limousines. f1ivvers,
subways. rolling chairs at Atlantic
City, here. there. everywhere; it re-
manned for me to talk with Earle
Williams in q cemetery
l was curious to talk to him. He
is one of the old originals. in the
sense of having been among the earliest
of the screen stars.
Whats the diff" I began, breeZ-
lily, between pictures when you
started in to make them and PIC
lures now?'
The difference between reality and
unreality.' he said, in his nice, quiet,
cultivated voice. They were illu-
sionS then: now they are substances,
real people doing real things in real
settings There are no more paper
doors or rooms that shake and
CULVER with the inadvertent passing
of stage hand. Amateur acting has
become professional. Youth has
merged into maturity"
Then we left the city of the dead
and went to the car, where Mrs.
Earle was awaiting us. Its quite
romantic about Mrs. Earle. She told
me that long before she ever met
Earle she WIS an ardent fan of his
and used to dream of the not lmpoS-
sible day when she might meet him,
might speak TO him, might hear him
speak to her Romanticaily enough.
she fell in love with the shadow and
married the substance. 1t just goes
to show that We may have our lit
tie dreams after all. and they may
not be in vain. OF course, it hap
pens once only in q million years. so
Evening star., 1922-08-15
The Wife Who Wouldn't
Settle Down!
Sequel to ''Brides Will Be Brides.''
By Lucille Yam Slyke.
By Lucille Ta,, Slyke.
feel when I'm getting ready t. see
very vo1lnp human"
Sequel to 'sBrides Will Be Brides.''

feel when I'm getting ready to sec
very young human"
Rose leaned forward eagerly.
I've always been so sorry l didn' :
see the twins when they were t,ny,
she confided. "They must have been
the darlingest things with their little
red heads and their dimples."
dell admitted. Nice offspring. Very.
And up marched to their wicked lit
tie mother with love and trust IN MY
foolish old heart and bent down to
murmur tootsie-wootsie talk to the
infants. And there beside her, lend
ing his countenance to her brazcn ac-
ton, stood that sterling young citl-
zen. your brother, John Lindsay. He
waved his hand toward John at the
other end of-the table. Il might have
suspected it of Merry, but hardly or
the noble John.
For you see, Miss Rose. those
young scamps, aided and abetted by
my daughter Polly, had dressed those
fox hound pups in baby clothes and
were passing them out on me for
compliments"
How horrid of them" exclaimed
the somewhat humorless Rose.
weren't you awfully angry"
Thorne Blaisdell chuckled?"
Not bit of 1t. 1ywas not only
glad to get the pups. but 1 was eX-
ceedingly grateful for an opportunity
to get back at those young rascals
looked your brother firmly in :he eye
and l patted Merry's arm. And I
piped up loud and clear:
II see a great many striking re-
semblances to you BOTH"
Copyright. 1927
Continued in tomOrrOw's Star.
Evening star., 1922-08-15

THEN HE STARTED TO CRAWL
NEARER To- THAT PEN.
neck. swing him over his shoulder
and jump out again. No, SIR it would
be no effort at all.
But it would be a foolish thing to
90. Reddy knew it. 1t might get
him into no trouble at all, but on the
other hand it might get him into a
great deal of trouble. If there had
been nobody but himself to think of
Reddy wouldn't have hesitated an
instant. But over in the Old Pasture
were four young Foxes, four chill
dren of whom Reddy was very proud.
They were, just big enough to begin
to learn the lessons to tit them to live
in the Great World. Getting into
trouble himself might get them into
trouble.
Reddy thought of this as he Law
watching those Ducks. Had he really
needed one of those Ducks for food
it would have been very different
matter, but he didn't. He knew he
didn't. There was no trouble these
summer days in getting all he needed
to eat. He didn't need one of those
Ducks, but he wanted one. My, how
he did want one!
Prudence warned him to leave those
Ducks and hurry home. He had
found out what he had wanted to
know. He had found out how many
there were. and how big they We're,
and just where they We're kept That
was all he had wanted in the first
place. 1t was all he had intended
to do.
But now that he was here and 1t
would be such an easy matter to steal
one of those Ducks he wanted one
of them. The temptation to catch
one was very, very great. 1t was so
great that it became harder and
harder to listen to prudence.
"One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten. eleven count
ed Reddy again. II don't believe one
of those Ducks would be missed. 1t
is so long since I have tasted Duck
that I have almost forgotten what
one tastes like. I'll never have a
better chance to get one than right
now. No one will ever know who
took 1t. There is no danger at all.
Farmer Brown and Farmer Browns
Boy are down in the cornfield. don't
know where Bowser the Hound Is, but
he isn't around here. 1 can get away
with one of those Ducks and no one be
the wiser. 1t is foolish not to make
the most of such an opportunity. 1t
may be long time before I will get
another"
So little by little Reddy Fox yielded
to temptation and forgot prudence
He began to study those Ducks so as
to pick out the plumpest. He planned
Just where he would take 1t when he
had caught 1t. Then he started to
crawl nearer to that pen.
Copyright. 1922. by T. W. BurEess.l
Evening star., 1922-08-15
Don't Bake the RabY.

This time of year the catching cold
phobia makes things pretty tough
for the baby. Especially for the sickly
baby and most particularly the baby
that happens 10 have. let us say, ade-
mold enlargement or chronic rhinitis or
chronic bronchitis. Such babies suf-
fer even greater harm from excessive
heat than do normal babies. 1t is
this time of year. ii the cor:sested
city districts where a prolific foreign
population houriShes. that many
babies are literally baked to death
wrapped in incredible layers of
Swaddiing which the ignorant par
entS believe necessary to make the
babies grow straight and strong.
That seems 4 very absurd thing, but
our own corset-W wearing women are
quite as absurd in their notions that
corsets mold or preserve or develop
a good figure. Ignorance at home
sometimes wears a lot of fine airs.
Young banRes have exceedingly
Evening star., 1922-08-15
PERSONAL HEALTH SERVICE
BY William Brady, NJ. d.
Noted Physician and Alahor
By William Brady. NJ. ID.
Noted Physician and author.

efficient heat generating equipment.
They turn 4 large amount of food
into heat and they need the freest
opportunity to dispose of the sur
plus heat Of their bodies in hot
weather. Especially the babies that
here's sample query that may be
taken as representative of many:
please tell me if child three
years Old and subject to bronchial
trouble should wear wool shirts and
wool stockings, all summer He gets
that cough and bronchial trouble every
time ne catches cold.-Mrs. J. r.
I'll bet any woman would say by
all means keep the baby SWeltering
and pining through the summer-if
you do keep him through the sum
mer But any Intelligent mother
chIld SHOULD not be kept in wool
shirts and wool stockings in very
hot weather. And ] urge her to
dress the child in nothing else than
ih!n rompers or some such sensible
garment and put no shirt or stock
If lie must have a shirt on when
company comes or something. make
il Il cotton shirt and let it fit HIM
The less shirt the better for a child S
health in hot weather.
Every baby should have a long air
bath every day in hot weather. y
small or trial size ddy is plenty of
clothing for an infant in hot weather.
Infants and children of two to three
years of age really endure exposure
to cold moderate cold. better than
you and l do. because they have a
much better heat generating appa~
ra tus of their own. They suffer from
the heat much more seriously than
you or l would if we were subjected
to the awful swaddling they have to
put up with. Imagine you or me
putting on wool shirts. wool stock
inss, belly. bands, chest protectors
and the like to so out and NOW the
lawn or to go to dinner on a torrid
night.
The catching cold phobia is vicious
enough in its effects in cold weather
1t is deplorab1e that the babie
Evening star., 1922-08-15
A Strong Resemblance.

NRETTY Rose Lindsay was seat
- ed at her hosts left at a dinner
party. She had been more
Evening star., 1922-08-15

your best friends wedding cake!
Mrs. Earle whispered other things
to mc-such as that while Earle
looks very sophisticat ted, he is really
domestic and simple that he loves gar
denins above all earthly things, and
that he is such homebody that he
can't even live in a hotel while he is
travelling. All the time she was talking
he was squeezing her hand and anx-
iously inquiring as to why she hadn't
brought the hound' with her. Con.
slider the stars!
Copyright. 1927
Evening star., 1922-08-15
Potato Soume,

Stir into one cupful of cold mashed
potato half cup of rich milk. anG
whip until very smooth and light
Add three well-beaten eggs. anc
pepper and salt to taste, and beat
gain, hard and swiftly. Have ready
in a frying pan two tablespoonfuls OF
melted butter and turn the potat,
into this and cook as you would al
omelet. When 1t Is done. turn it into
a very hot dish, and serve I'm
nediataIy
Evening star., 1922-08-15

should be the victims of this san
sorry old obession in the dog days.
The infant mortality. which is still
much too high in hot weather. is due
in part directly to excessive heat
Babies are not built to endure ex-
cessive heat.
Give 'em the air as much as you
can and don't stif1e the poor little
tikes with unnecessary clothing.
Evening star., 1922-08-15

known, ever popular spring. 1t is my
wont to walk in spring. And, until
grew wiser, l usually took some soul
full friend along. N sure as l did. that
S. f. would wait until We were right
in the middle Of the prize exhibit of
apple blossoms, brooks, baby clouds
and new ferns. and then eruDt-
What is SO rare as day in June.
etc"
Personally I think that there are
days in every month of the year ex-
actly as rare as those in June. If
Longfellow thought differently. that's s
his privilege, but why hurl il in my
teeth when I'm busy absorbing ma
ture? That's the sorta thing that has
set me against soulful friends. I'd
rather go walking with broken
down barkeep who would only weep
in silence, than poetry addict. Or a
COW, who'd chew her cud in peace
and let me chew mine.
Evening star., 1922-08-15

well into the paste two ounces OF
| sweet almonds well pounded. Rub
through a wire sieve. Take up small
| pieces and bake few minutes on
| huttered paper. taking care to keep
them pale color.
Evening star., 1922-08-15
Fairy Biscuits.

Rub two ounces of butter with half
pound of flour: add four ounces of
sugar ard a few drops OF almond
favoring and mix with the white Of
an egg and tablespoon Of milk. Work
Evening star., 1922-08-15
lI1ILLES10RlEs I
%&rbEDTIl1E
Temptation Overcomes Pru-
dence.
b. THORNTON ". BURGESS.
The prudent turns n deafened ear
Whene'er he finds the tempter near

The prudent turns n deafened ear
Whene'er he finds the tempter near.
-Reddy Fox.
Ever since he was a little fellow
just starting out in the Great World
this little saying has been known by
Reddy Fox. Granny Fox taught it
to him, and over and over she charged
him never to forget it. Reddy never
did forget it. But he didn't always
heed it. That was the trouble, ne
didn't always heed it.
1t popped into his head as he lay
in the tall grass behind some bushes
up by Farmer Browns house. and
counted the Ducks III little wire pen
just in front of him. Never in all his
life had he been more tempted than
he was right then.
1t would be no effort at all to jump
over that little. low. wire fence seize
one of those young Ducks by the
Evening star., 1922-08-15

Continued in tomorrow's Star.
Evening star., 1922-05-07
This is great. The well known
Jack Tar and Grace Darling
MILDLY blouSeS, Sis

Made to sell for double
The demand for novelty causes the makers bring
out slightly different models every and dscon
tinue others.
These the Jack Tar and Grace Darling discontinued
models bat would never hadn't told for
they attractive of the new 1922 styles
All first quality; all fresh and Upward of
6OO with various Styles all in the regulation MILDLY
and coed styles.
Of jean and Junior Palmer linen
All all and white with colored collars
and and all the fxng, such braid embms. Plain
or lace frona Girls Sizes %; womens, "a to A.
Co. floor
Evening star., 1922-05-07
ODD LOTS

Ss1NAA~eSASS ~ssoes
mail, phone or C. o. D. orders.
Corsets, SITS
W.. B., American Lady and Frolaset
models; incomplete size range.
Second fioor.)
Kimonos, 85c
Crinkle crepe that requires no IRON
ing. Rose. blue, pink and copen.
Boys knickers, 49c
stitched seams. Sizes to H.:
(Third fioor.)
Bows straw hats, 75c
Brown and black straws In a va
riety of shapes ana tTSiTd srSird. floor,
Women's aprons, 39c
Gretchen and cover-all aprons of
'e' = Second hoor.)
Women's sweaters, ST
Wool slip-ons with patent leather
belts, short sleeves. Navy, tan. jade
and brown. (First foor.)
Travelling bags, Csc
.asher asaeh eess oasi nea Black Is oea only k'
(First floor. south annex.)
Bath towels, Csc =.
2oxss.inch honeycomb towels. An
ished with blue border. Heavy
grade cThird noof.1
Women's shoes, SOS
= White canvas and kid low shoes
Also patent leather and gun metal
calf pumps and oxfords: long and
narrow or short and narrow sizes
and widths. tFirst foor.)
Jersey dresses $6.95
apiece style. with leather collar
and cuffs. Sizes y & to g. san various
Tweed dresses, 8.95
as Spring styles in copen and gray,
and tan and gray. Sizes 16, 1885
and SO. i(Second foor.J
Cape dresses, Sl2.95
ber of novelty effects. Sizes. 4 to
go. (Second foor.)
Women's dresses, S3.o5
Two-piece jerseys. in navy, .henna
and green. Small Sizes Il and 16.
(Second floor.
Lace-edged scarfs, 49c
Linene scarfs with beautiful lace
: edging. Sizes for fable. piano or
dresser. Third fioor.)
Bake pane 69c
Made OF. Russia sheet iron. 13x1e
fachas; sheathed acroax bottom.ls
tThird hoor9 :
Cretonne remnants l5c yd.
Lengths 4 to 10 ylrds;f wanted de-
signs and coloringsi many pieces -
match. Third noor.)
Evening star., 1922-05-07
The Public. Is
limited

To see how motion pic-
lures are made and to view
the other interesting dis
plays.
Evening star., 1922-05-07
r. & G. brocaded
corsets, $1.29

Low bust, with elastic insert in back.
Double boned thruout; four hose sup.
porters. Flesh.
(The Heeht Co.. second aoof.)
Evening star., 1922-05-07

We welcome the fourth
biggest industry in the
United States-the mo-
ton picture convention
which meets at the Coli
seum-8th and Market
Space. Monday to Friday,
inclusive.