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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08
DO0M %-
Z bw UNCLE JOHN WY -.

Accordin to paaver, which seldom fail to hear we're
toterin' the brink of certain doom. We're hovern'
the stage of dissolution mighty near-Were hounderin
shadder of tomb We're due to have panic an
poop n, unverse srike-well the taxes any
' " lower The cattle markets busted-O, you
.. the lke,-and every boomn' bank
will close its door There won't be any money an there
won't be any coal They tell in their every day pala-
can't calamity little SOUL add
another cadaver.
-. It's the crops is splendid and the medder-
grass is tall the countrys full of everything to eat
Old Dobbin his sanitary stal-the
skies crowd him off the street, The gofnk an the movie
show peopled their gateshe bllondolar prize fight
draws the crowd. The biggest diamond market is in
these United States where ewely that's phony amt al
lowed But we mustn't decisions he the awful TRUTH
that poverty has got us by the
pants The crack of doom /1C n
pursues like never-fai 7*/<~~AIZ. A98><..>
slcuth--we haven't even got N
hghtin chance!
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08

virus of inviolable principles, fun
damental doctrines, constitutional
programs.
Men tell you that the reason for
the chaotic political situation of to-
day is the primary election law.
They say that the direct primary
has destroyed party organization
and responsibility. They want the
primary law repealed. The pri-
mary law will not be repealed. 1t
ought to be amended and in the fol-
lowing particular:
FIRST: Amend the law by ere.
ating the right to hold a PRE-pri-
mary party convention. If the
party would meet in a pre-primary
convention and nominate a ticket
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08
> AUTOcASTeR'

There was a man out in Long
Island week or SO ago who took
a horse around to a chap that runs
a riding academy and he offered to
sell the animal at bargain.
Whats wrong with it," asked
the riding master. "Why, nothing"
said the man with the horse. IT'S
really a fine animal for riding or
driving. It's gentle, has lots of
spirit and good staying power"
The riding master asked the man
why he wanted to sell it. We'll"
he said, my wife now has baby
and since she has the baby she has
no time to take care of the horse.
There were folk who criticized that
man forgetting that its nice thing
to be kind to animals and see they
fall into good hands.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to extend to our many
friends and the Lodges of Phoebe our
hanks and appreciation for the kind
assistance given us during the illness
md death of our mother, the late
Mrs j. G. Tucker.
Sincerely
Mrs j. ID. Campbell
Mrs Nellie Cook
A. s. Leahigh
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08
PERSONAL ITEMS

Cedarstfom lhuTsuaF Hoihihs' SeP-
TENDER Z.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Delmue were
Phoebe visitors Wednesday afternoon
on business.
Joe McDremott was in town Tues
day from his ranch in the vicinity of
Wilson Creek.
E. L. Nores and family were in
from the ranch on election day to
help swell the vote.
Several of the Phoebe people at
tended the conference at Panaea last .
Saturday and Sunday.
Mrs. Nellie Mcfarland and son left
today for Venice. California, where
they will engage in business.
Thomas ~ Kenneday of Geyser
was registered at the Mountain View
hotel couple of days this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ala of the Prince
Mine have bought and, taken posses
sion of the Phoebe Hotel. recently run
by Mrs Nellie Mcfarland.
Frank Goodman of the Prince
Mine left Thursday morning for Salt
Lake City where he will visit with
his family for couple of weeks
Miss Annette Jacobson leaves to-
day to Join her mother at Los An
geles, where she will attend the
years term in the high school Of
that city.
Miss Laura LaPoint arrived this
morning from Reno, to be in readi-
ness to take charge of duties Monday
morning as Principal of the Gram
mar schools.
Alton Olinghouse, who has been
spending his vacation with his father
er at the ranch, will leave Sunday
for Los Angeles where he will finish
his year in high school.
E. H. Snyder returned Thursday
afternoon from Salt Lake City by
auto Mr.. Snyder reports everything
looking very promising and that pros
poets are good for the camp
Mrs. James Quirk of Salt Lake
City and daughter. Ruth, of Los An
geles. are spending the week will
Mr.. Quark at the Bristol camp, hav
ing arrived last weekend.
The election board for Pioch
precinct were Mr.. Sampson, Mrs Ar
thur Thomas and James Hulse, In
spectors, and Mrs. j. l.. Bowman an
Earl Godbe, clerks.
Mr.. and Mrs Ernest Cripp c
Beaver, Utah, now have charge {
the ranch at Bennett Springs(, wher
they have fine crop of garden true
with good prospect for melons an
cantalopes.
The fall roundup started tn
week taking in the range from Stat
line to Wilson Creek ranges on Il
north which will require some tin
to roundup and separate the her,
for winter feeding.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. w. Grubbs a
companied by Mrs. Grubbs siste
Miss Mamie Jacobson, left Wedne
day morning in their auto for
overland trip to Salt Lake City, G
pecting to be gone several days
Mrs W. NJ. Christian gave lunc
con party Tuesdy afternoon in he
or of Mrs James Quirk and daught
Ruth, at which was invited many
the old friends and acquaintance
Mrs Quirk's former days in Pioch,
The Caliente Auto Stage line W
no doubt be very popular now IL
they have put on new Studebal
Six, the latest and most compl,
model. Driver Burt says that he {
come to Phoebe on high and not
passenger.
I. w. Riggs, the honey produ
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08

with the following named teachers
in charge. Quincy Keele. Walter v.
Long. Miss Beth Topping and Miss
Grace Lewis.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1922-09-08

had been visiting for q week at the
home Of her grandparents. Mr. and
Mrs VIM. Bond.
District School began Tuesday
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

THE BRIDGE ACROSS THE LAKE.

largo dining covngon
annual banquet Covngton Association
St. Tammany parish that has time participated in
Poncharan, which
the and speaker advocated the
lighted 1T the consumn1atlon OF such a project:
conceded that the bu
cuies engineering AID the financing granting viii
nllion dollars SHOULD trsnten
nothing
nss WI" never oe e 10 point TO any achievement 10 De proud
been
Obstacles doing
almost impossible often under the leadership OF few men who de-
ided deamers said
The
laughed at IL may De sa at these comparisons are not fair because
security the
nt Tue gone INTO ana the details tnresned out
have been millions invested wells
nave heed TO ae some hat nee brought even the smell Of OIL
Water projects railroads
kngs have depended condition
The building bridge
bridge
trees along the beach, Wit" golf links and beautiful highways
business
everywhee the
would
,n,ists A,d = nu,t ho aroe ha th+ rtai ~ : +h - 80
Iammany parish, when climate
an advertssment rho nnn,e dr m n NV NV " ehi t ~ 1a ps ]
with different
algao realizing
hospitality.
accomplished should
that
Commerce handful
evidence of this that
OF the bridge committee If it failswel
tried o at ALL
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
THE AMERICAN FARM BUREAU.


American
be every you
to the movement by the big business banks
well
the
Farm Bureau has the agricultural
parish and The business
OF population
districts evident that intelligent
the parish be
When he buys coat
the retailer sells
take what he regardless
bureau
him the
add to the production a
local cooperation
Financing marketing
accomplished by parish This
cooperation
national
protect
nature of insurance against
There been St.
conditions privileges affected
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
CAI4OMEL MAY TURN
ON YOU NEXT TIME
Next Dose You Take May S;llivatc
and Start World of Trouble.

Calomel is mercury; quicksilver.
1t crashes into sour bile like dyna-
mite, cramping and sickening you.
Calomel attacks the bones and
should never be put into your sys-
tenn.
II you feel bilious, headachy, con-
stipated and all knocked out, Just
go to your druggist and get a bottle
Of DodsOn's Liver Tone for a few
cents which is harmless vegetable
substitute for dangerous calomeI
Take a spoonful and if it doesn t
start your liver and straighten You
up better and quicker than nasty
calOmel and without making you
sick, you just go back and get your
money.
Don't take calomel! It makes YOU
sick the next day; it loses you a days
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straight
ems you right up and you feel great.
No salts necessary. Give it to the
children because it is perfectly harm
less and can not salivate.-Advar-
tisement.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

WANTED-We have openinks
Accountants, $3.50 to 5000 MONTH
Bookeeper, $100 to $3.50 mentAIBsg
stenographers (male and fenallA
from $50 to $125 monthly; male lllI
female clerical and general olaa
work positions, from $50 To '
monthly; lumbe timekeepers 81
and board; office manager. Isss| Iss|
city and travelling salesman. at st
aries from $25 to $50 weekly. 0lA
positions. If you want q poallel
write Immediately, giving full M
tails Of yourself, names OF rellt
ences. and enclose registration afea
which is four dollars. No applls
tion considered unless aecoaipalsa
by the fee. We have positions ofl
now so rush your applications "
turn mail. Bankers, & Mertha1s1
Service Bureau, 515 Canal GonMe
cial Building, New Orleans, Lepl
ana. 1pssIsl
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

We have on hand BIG stoel 4
rough and dressed lumber ], 4 a
kinds; sash, doors and cyn,.,,
shingles, cypress lumber, eth q
our price, before you build q H. 4
your supplies. H. ]. Smiths m
eoV1hsto'i' La ,nsesa
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
How Noted Vet Gets Rid of Rats
Ll<,nan

DR.. H. H. Butler says'I use RAT
SNAP. around my hospitals every
three months, whether see rats or
gets them every time. / recommend
it to everybody having rats" Don't
wait until there is a brood Of rats.
act Immediately you see the first one.
Three sizes, 35c, Csc, $1.25. Sold
and guaranteed by Smith Hardware
Co. and Schonberg's Pharmacy.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Difficulties
problems ~ salts
Spencer,
The speakers will
L. w.
kinson,
should
a
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
TAXED TO THE LIMIT.

When the Legislature to be
more money by taxation
would
ould
would
nan the people
the state
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Two lots- ~ ,,...,.
in Division Of st. John, coyinsiMI
Will sell separate or together n,
lot faces on Rutland street and ~.
on New Hampshire street. M II.
are less than one square from Il.
courthouse and Southern Hofel m
are 2 IL squares from the dr.
For particulars see Richard & Ri.,.I I'M
Coyington, La. Mn.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR sALE-A lot of chickens 25c
and 35c per h., dekYered; Aristo-
crat Barred Plymouth Rock settings,
$3.50 each, roosters $A each; pigs,
$3.50 each. Address J-6l, care Of
The Farmer.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
AGAIN THE PRACTICAL JOKER.

Inc dignity OF the State Legislature
houghessne practical joker
New Orleans
sthsy ashed nickel
some influence in the affairs
N the spokesman the
i seems got OIL at the
hao When Will newspapers
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR sALE-So acre farm, M
north Of Covington; room hoss|
barn, dry well; several bearing Det,iI
trees M. Moran, 1927 Constance II
New Orleans, La. am
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

ROOM and BOARD-Meals also
served on premises or at your home;
Creole cooking at cheap rates. Ap-
ply Mrs. Fl. Buisson, at Madison and
oath Avenue, or phone 252. f"14t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

WANTED-A middle-aged woman
servant, one for all-round work.
Phone 227, Mrs. w. P. Minckler, Cow
ington. je1O
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-We have conullaJ
line of secondhand furniture-bsd
springs, dressers, washstands. chm
armOirs, rockers, etc. BURNH FgEs
NITURE CO., Covington.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Fine Jersey bull, be-
tween and Z years old. Apply to
Felix Bachemin, Military Road Dairy
Farm. je1O
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE or RENT ComDle,shI
remodeled modern 8-room home,9l
10th avenue and Harrison st1Het
full square of ground. Will be- ie,liz
for occupancy on OF about May IallIL IlaallIL
Apply to H. ]. Roupion, phons Is
or Box 284, Covington. apaa..aI
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Reo Roadster, good
condition; dirt cheap. See. George
Messick, Vaudeville.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Pure Breed Ferris
Strain White Leghorns; also chicks
from days to 3 months old. Geo.
Messick, Vaudeville.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

tie bit of this and little bit of that
4on PUT it all together but keep it In your hat
And no one ever knows that you secret hold
NOT miss the silver speech in the silence that is gold
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR I,ENT-Single 4-room cot
tage, modern; bath, lights, etc. .Ap-
ply A. D. Schwartz. MI
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Seven hogs, White
Chester and Duroc, 80 to $50 lbs.
See Geo. Messick, Vaudeville.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
HOLLAND FARM.

Fresh butter and butteflniil
three times u week.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

, FOB SALE-A choice lot of young
mares, horses and mules; 2 wagons.
Ed. Brunet, phone 235, Covington. 2
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-1 National cash reg
lister, 2 drawers; l electric coffee
mill. Both in Al cond ton. ii
possible, see us, if not, write for fur
ther information. Hammond Lum-
ber Co., Hammond. La m6tf
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Foreign Advertising Representative
THE. AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION

Yes, we serve Honadd Farm But
ter and buttermilk every day at the
COvingtOn Restaurant
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR RENT-4-room house, hail.
front and back galleries., nodernly
built and screened. Jahncke Avenue
and Temperance street, Covingtop.
Apply Paul HerbeZ. je10f
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

666 quickly relieves Colds, Con-
stiIRatiOn, Biliousness and Head
aches. A fine Tonic. je3-2Ot
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Always!

Always!
When young woman agrees to
| share young mans lot she should
De sure there is house on it.
What are the wild waves saying?
Well, if they're crime waves, they
probably say ''Ain't we got fun"
When it comes to modern fashions
for girls, there is a lot in the dress,
but there is darn sight more out
Of it.
Nowadays.
With everybody passing the hat
these days charity covers a multi
tude of sins.
The crowds almost swept us off
our feet. Packed and Damned:
Bankrupt Sale ad
There are people who will give
you everything the hen lays but the
eggs.
Harsher Name.
How old are you, uncle Eph
Ninety-eight years old, sab.
You're d fine example Of longevity
Sab?
I say you are fine example Of
longevity.
Yes, sab; thank you, sab; but
when my ole oman is hard at work
and I'm setting in de sunshine, dat
amt whut she calls me.
Speaking about ships in this state,
scme people think that dry-dock is
a physician who won't give out pre-
scr5ptions. 49,.
Out in Des moines, Ia, another
woman has pulled that bone about
discovering after living with her hus-
band for eighteen months that she
is a woman. Heinz preserve US:
Do your own commenting.
He Must Have One Of Henry's Sym
thetic Cows.
Wanted-Experienc gardener,
who can milk and run automobile;
apply by mail giving age and refer
ences. John S. Stoors, Ft Thomas
Avenue Herald.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

FOR SALE-Collie pups. Apply
Mrs. C. S. A. Fuhrmann, Covington
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

A Kansas paper says the defini-
tion Of mugwump Is man sitting
on rail fence-with his mug On
one side and his wump on the other.
We are morally responsible. Palm
istry teaches us that we have our
lives in our hands.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
CHRIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.

June II. Mr.. John Arsing, of New
Service at i. II o'clock, Sunday.
Orleans, will otdciate. The Rector
will preach the sermon. The public
is invited.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Why Will They Do 1t?
She cannot dance the toddle,
For she has too much fat,
But you should see her waddle;
She shakes the floor at that.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Things That Never Happen.


Lady escaping from hotel fire in
cheap, plain robe de mutt.
Driver admitting that he might
possibly be to blame for automobile
accident.
Butcher advising customers to take
the cheaper cuts of beef"
Lawyer telling prospective client
that his case will be easy to win.
Society bride being acclaimed as
plain looking and unaccomplished.
Banquet speaker blushing when
the POSTMASTER refers to him as a
brilliant and illustrious citizen.
Man worrying about the same
thing he was worrying about a year
ago.
Man fooling somebody by putting
Ford hood on his Rolls-Royce.
Human freedom has made great
strides, but there is still silly law
against Staying the bore who takes
up your time.
Swat 'eln Early.
The early fy's the one to swat,
1t comes before the Weather's hot,
And sits around and files it's legs
And lays at least million eggs,
And every egg will bring a fly
To drive us crazy by and by.
OF course, women do wear some
awfully funny looking things, but a
celluloid collar is not one of them
Comforting.
Old Lady: Oh, sir, please stop
the train! I've dropped my wig out
the window.
Fellow Passenger: Never mind,
madam; there is switch just this
side of the next station.
Some things to ponder over: Why
is it that the principal rivers always
run by large cities. The fortune OF
Washington, Lincoln and Uncle Sam
to have been born on national holi-
days.
Cause for Wonder.
What are those things?
Life buoys. They will keep yoa
from drowning if you go overheard.
Huh! | wondered what they're
doing with spare tires on a motor
boat.
The ideal hammock should be just
large enough for one but strong
enough for two.
AS usual, lots of people will be
getting married this month. The
honeymoon will work overtime, JUST
as it did last June and other Junes
before that. Then will come July,
August, September, October, Reali-
zation, November, Indignation, De-
cember, Resignation, after which
the years will begin to roll by with
ever increasing and ever increasing
appreciated celemity.
Ask Dad!
Marion: George was the goal of
my ambitions, but
Mildred: But what?
Marion: Father kicked the goal
A lot of birds are already worry
ing about their vacations and most
OF their employers are wondering
why they want vacations.
Every man has his price and every
woman has her figure.
Had the Grit.
Oar am one ting All like bout de |
Prodigal Son. said a negro preach
er, "de boy had de grit ter walk |
home stead er telegrafin fer money"
"But dearest, on what ground,
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Advertising in The Farmer pays.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Had the Grit.
Oar am one ting All like bout de
Prodigal Son. said a negro preach
er, "de boy had de grit ter walk
home stead er telegrafin fer money"
"But dear est, on what ground,
does your father object to me?.
"On any grounds within a nile
OF this house."
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Nowadays.

Nowadays.
With everybody passing the hat
these days charity covers multi
tude of sins.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Swat 'em EARLY.

Swat 'em EARLY.
The early fly's the one to swat,
1t comes before the weather's hot,
And sits around and files it's legs
And lays at least a million eggs,
And every egg will bring a fly
To drive us crazy by and by.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Human freedom has made great
strides, but there is still silly law
against Staying the bore who take
up your time.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

OF course, women do wear some
awfully funny looking things, but a
celluloid collar is not one of them
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

When it comes to modern fashions
for girls, there is lot in the dress,
but there is a darn sight more out
Of it.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Some things to ponder over: Why
is it that the principal rivers always
run by large cities. The fortune OF
Washington, Lincoln and Uncle Sam
to have been born on national holi-
days
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

DRESS-MAKINh plain sewing,
ladies' lingere and q cGldren's dresses.
Mrs. Annie Briant, il 9Th Avenue near
Jackson, phone 173. je10-2t
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

What are the wild waves saying?
Well, if they're crime waves, they
probably say 'Ain't we got fun!"
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

There are people who will give
you everything the hen lays but the
eggs.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Always!
When a young woman agrees to
share young mans lot she should
De sure there is a house on it.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Old Lady: Oh, sir, please stop
the train! I've dropped my wig out
the window.
Fellow Passenger: Never mind,
madam; there is switch just this
side of the next station.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Perhaps They Meant damned"
The crowds almost swept us off
our feet. Packed and Damned:
Bankrupt Sale ad.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10
Cause for Wonder.

Cause Tor wonder.
What are those things?
Life buoys. They will keep you
from drowning if you go overheard
Huh! | wondered what they're
doing with spare tires on motor
boat.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Man fooling somebody by putting
a Ford hood on his Rolls-Royce
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

The ideal hammock should be just
large enough for one but strong
enough for two.
St. Tammany farmer., 1922-06-10

Out in Des moines, Ia, anothe:
woman has pulled that bone about
discovering after living with her hus-
band for eighteen months that she
is woman. Heinz preserve us:
Do your own commenting.
The New York herald., 1922-02-19

cording to a staff correspondent Of the
hokusdt Netcs Agency. The Conserva-
tive group views the Washington agree
ment with uneasiness and feels that
Japan has fallen prey to the designs
of the United States and European Pow
ers The Progressves declare the
Washington conference has given Japan
a golden opportunity to become one of
the leaders in uplifting civilization.
This latter school maintains that
Japan's future is bound up with three
problems-what to do with an increas-
ing population. where to obtain a food
supply and where to obtain raw material.
1t Is pointed out that fields of emigra-
ton are limited, since many Powers
bar Japanese. 1t also is said that other
nations are disinclined to supply Japan
with raw materials owing to their fear
of Japanese influence on the worlds
trade.
The Progressives reply to these ques
tions is a demand that Japan maintain
the friendliest relations with other Pow
ers and by peaceful means obtain a
hearing for her problems. They even go
so far as to suggest that an interna-
tional arrangement might be brought
about whereby japan would purchase
Mongolia and Manchuria from China
and settle all these questions for all
time.