The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-09-11

= ing Satan to boost for a bond issue
since the Tampa Tribune announced
that a Tampa preacher delivered a
sermon on barriers to hel1"-Miami
8 Metropolis.
No Knocking The Doc.
At the conclusion OF DR.. Barton's
speech, the real enjoyment OF the
evening began.-Medina CO., Re-
porter.
But They Will Never Get It.
Orlando Reporter Star: There is
but little doubt but that the I. w. WIS
would like to take over the transpor-
tation OF the country. With their II
Wont Work" policy, America would
soon be a second Russia.
o Slow Of Heart to Believed
Ocala Star: There "a fellow tell
ing Of a beautiful isle IN the Pacific.
where there 10 plenty to eat to be
picked off the trees, and there are
fourteen women to one man, and all
the women are pretty. ana every man
can have four wives. and the only
- TSdSOu why we 0AO4 ASeNo &OG SAAO~V
island on the Sunday morning train
was because we believed that man
was lying.
The Butte Miner says: "A recent
picture of Mr.. W. J. Bryan shows him
out fishing, and 1t lily be that, COM
paratively speaking, he Is more sue
cessful in landing fish than on occa-
sion, votes"
The purchase Of eleven a1rplanes by
a congressman ought to save the
country a lot of money in postage.
He can now deliver seeds to his con-
| stituents through the air.-Tampa
Tribune.
when in Washington do as Wash
tngton did, is better than when in
the capital do as the capitalists do"
-Greenville Pied tont
| Much space could be saved in news
papers II the headline writers would
just say. Falls Several Hundred
Feet and eliminate the prefixing
words, Aviator Killed."-Jacksonvtlle
| Journal.
Pinellas county needs good roads.
Pinellas county wants good roads.
Pinellas county is going to have good
roads. But it's up to the whole coun-
ty to work together and SEQ that we
get good roads-St. Petersburg Inde-
pendent.
Tuesdays election, August %, 1922,
resulted in a victory for the $4,000
bonds wherewith to build six-mile
rock asphalt road on the present
route from Wildwood to the Lake
cou2ty line, toward Leesburg. Also for
a four-mile road Of same material be-
tween the present hard road and Cen
| ter Hill, ana for a mile or 30 Of same
character OF road from the hard road
to the Dade National park. near Bush
nell-Sumter County Times.
The decline in federal revenue col
lections was less In Florida than in
any other state in the union. F1orida's
prosperity is thus shown again
Palm Beach Post.
| A Mr.. McGravy gave a turtle supper
at Lake Wales recently. II a turtle
Gravy dinner is any better than
turtle soup dinner it was a feed for
the epIcures-Tampa Tribune.
Reports received in a very round
about way Indicate that the Spanish
are still fighting in northern Africa,
circumstance which shows how
SNraNfino Ny1v~N hA
world war-Miaml Herald
There's food in the pantry,
There's gas in the tank,
But down in the cellar
The coal bins a blank.
Tampa Tribune.
Houdini got out Of locked safe
under water. Maybe he could escape
from button underwear in an up
per berth.--Worcester Post.
The grippe bug jumps three feet
and knows 1t, but hay fever rides on
the breeze that blows it.-St Peters,
burg Times.
Two Michigan women eloped with
the same man at the same time,
which Is triangle that ought to keep
the sob sisters busy all winter.-St.
Petersburg Times.
Many a woman marries for love
and then lives to repent because the
choice of her heart can't sharpen her
pairing blade.-Toledo Blade.
Scientists have measured the heat |
OF three big stars. Now II they can |
only find some way to get 1t to us wa |
should worry about coaI.-Gaincsviile
Sun.