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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
BELONGS TO WEST.
Eastern Writer'S Definition of
"Whole Wheat" Humor.
Types of Character and Artiess HiIar-
ity Unlike Anything Put Forward
by European Writers.

Take, as a mint of local character,
the newspapers you read as the train
crosses Kansas. In the Kansas City
Star you learn of a Mrs. Tennal of
Sabetha, who ''hates to drive with the
hood off the jitney. 1t embarrasses
me TO expose the inner working of the
machine The insides of jitney al
ways remind me of the signs of the
zodiac. They ought TO be covered up.
Also of q Salina man who went
into hardware store and asked for
package of small tackS. How small!
asked the salesman. THE smallest you
have" But the salesman said he didn't
have that size.
Will Whites Emporia Gazette men
tions a member of the Emporia Coun-
try club whose thoughts were so far
from business that he wrote a check
for ''fore" dollars, and of a Wichita
editor who has taken TO a bombproof
to mediate on the frailty of fortune
One of his reporters wrote: Miss
Higgins after her graduation will de-
vote some time to the study and culti-
walton of voice. She has given her
friends much pleasure along that line
in the last two years Which was all
right except that the elder Higgins is
dead shot, and the printer set 1t
vice instead of voice.
The Wichita Eagle tells of IAN over
healthy young lady observed Friday
afternoon walking toward the scales
in front of Jack Spine's clothing store.
She raised one foot cautiously and set
it on the platform. The Indicator
glided swiftly around to 125 pounds.
With an air of disappointment the
young lady walked swiftly away, evil
IDENTIFY thinking one foot enough TO
weigh at time"
| do not know that these items
clipped at random from papers actual
~ read as we were crossing Kansas
will mean anything to anybody else
or that they prove anything at all,
writes Arthur Ruhl in Harper's Maya
zine. To me there is a certain art
less hilarity about this kind of humOr,
a kind of whole-wheat flavor, that is
distinctly American and more often
found in Kansas. let us say, than on
the island OF Manhattan.
A Russian or French Journalist
wouldn't have joked in just that way
and one trouble with some of Oul
younger iconoclasts is that in rebelling
against Puritanism and sentimentality
they sometimes seem to lose their
AmericaniSm without successfully be
Domino anvtbinp nISp
When Thoreau rebelled against con
ventionality he became more Ameri
can than ever. He dug himself in or
the shores of Walden pond and defiet
the universe, and the result was the
world made and still makes a patti
to his door.
But when some of our present-day
writer's rebel against convention the!
seem to pull their roots out of Oul
soil and to make themselves merel!
into rather unhousebroken and sopho
moric Frenchmen-and if a French
man is anything, he is grown up!
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
Finds Poor Better Fed.

Where it has been possible to make
comparisons, more malnutritiOn has
been discovered in the homes of the
wel-to-do than in the homes of the
poor, Dr. William r. F. Emerson of
Boston told the New Jersey Tubercu-
losis league at the final session of its
annual meeting at Newark He said
one-third of the children in the ordi-
nary American community are under
weight, under nourished and mall
nourished.
Telling of the efforts of schools to
meet these conditions, he said the
school luncheon, while it had its place
in the general scheme, did not offer a
somtion.-New York World.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
Alexanders Famous War Horse.

Bucephalus. the famous warhorse of
Alexander the Great, bought by his IA
Their, Philip of Maccdon, for 13 talents
(S17, 500, was SO wild and refractory
that no one was able TO mount him /:
but Alexander finally broke him in,
thus fulfilling the condition of. the
oracle necessary to secure the Mace
DOMAIN crown. Bucephalus carried
Alexander through all of his Asiatic
campaigns, and lived to the age of 30
years. He died in northern India in
327 B. Co. and on the site of his
burial place Alexander founded the
city of Bucephala.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

NEWER Sensation? Yes. stree
and Jerry created among the stream of
work bound motorists, pedestrians, and
even the placid traffic cops, as they
came lurching their way down East
constitute a total weight of $3.50
pounds of genuine hard laboring oxen.
Jack is white with red spots, six years
old and weighs 1880 pounds Fawn is
brindle or bucksBin color, the same
age as Jack and weighs 1850 pounds,
while Jerry. the baby, is black and
white colored. is only four years old
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

John E. Traeger who made line
record as Coroner and Sheriff of Cook
county and who is now a member of
the Constitutional Convention has a
growing boom for Mayor
Charles Netcher, vice-president of
the Boston Store, is foremost in every
movement for boosting Chicago. The
family from which he sprang, as
every one knows, has done much to
build up the city and has added large
ly to its wealth, reputation and COM
mercial Importance.
Thomas ]. Webb, 'the Coffee King"
would make a good mayor of Chi
cago in the opinion of his many
friends
Charles t. Luckow, of the Globe
Laundry, and a director of the Rel;-
ance State Bank, is talked of for City
Treasurer.
Clarence S. Darrow Is always the
friend of the poor and the downtrod-
den and no one stands higher at the
bar.
Francis ]. Houlihan, the popular
and able lawyer, has many friends
who would like to see him on the
bench some day.
G. Arch Williams, the popular mas
ter in chancery for Judge G. Fred
Rush, has many friends who want to
see him on the bench.
Illinois has the poorest motor roads
of any state in the Union.
-
DR.. NJ. d. Greenfield, formerly as
sociated with DR.. F. H. Seubold of
Chicago, announces that he will con-
tinue to engage in the practice of
chiropractic in Room 1901 Reliance
Building 80 North State Street. The
Doctor who is licensed by the State
Board Of Health is a graduate of
Palmer School. Glass of 1867.
~SA
Mckenzie Cleland, the able former
| judge, is a man who is never afraid
to stand up for what he believes to
| be right.
Sidney Adler, popular and able law
yer. would make great Judge.
The penitentiary is too good for
men who steal school funds.
~
Judge Hickman Seaman would make
a good governor of Illinois,
| Arthur T. Mcintosh, the we'll
known real estate dealer, is one OF
| the upbuilders of Chicago
-
| Downtown congestion in Chicago is
the worst jam in the world
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Ben Johnson, the popular head of
the big fire escape manufacturing
firm of Charles Johnson & Son, 800
326 Grand avenue, is one of the most
popular business men in Chicago. His
firm has placed fire escapes on some
of the largest buildings in the city,
including the Wrigley building, the
Federal Reserve Bank building and
the new consolidated Merchants Loan
and Trust, Corn Exchange National
and Illinois Trust and Savings bank
building.
Aid. Charles j. Agnew is making a
good council record.
The one way system for handling
loop traffic worked like a charm DUR
ing the street car strike Why not
keep it up?
Chicago certainly needs the services
of competent landscape architects in
making itself a city beautiful. The
American Park Builders at POI East
Ontario street are famous for their
work as designers and builders of
subdivisions, golf courses, lakeside re-
sorts, parks, park cemeteries.
Judge Frank Johnston, Jr., is much
talked of as strong candidate for
the Democratic nomination for mayor
in 1923.
Alderman John G. Horne is max
ing splendid record in the city coun-
Gil. He is on the side of the people
at all times and friends of good gov
eminent wish that a majority of the
aldermen were like him.
People who violate the law by
driving across boulevards without a
halt are responsible for many acct
dents and should be punished severly.
Harrison B. Riley, president of the
Chicago Title & Trust Company, is
one of the foremost citizens of Chi
cago; always progressive and patri-
otto.
~
Colonel August w. Miller, popular
clerk of the Circuit Court is making q
splendid public record.
~
Judge Frank Johnston, Jr., is gain
ing with the Democrats as a possible
Mayoralty candidate.
~
If you want to. get an idea of the
new beauties of this city send for a
copy of the Chicagos Boosters public
| ity bulletin which has been trans
formed into an attractive magazine
called Greater Chicago" The cur
rent issue contains many interesting
facts about the city not generally
known.
~
Charles Center Case, the we'll
known lawyer and former assistant
states attorney, announces the. re-
moval of his law office to Chicago
Trust Company. building, 70 West
Monroe street.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
That Kind of Art.

An unusually caustic critic was be-
ing shown through one of the Paris
art salons by an enthusiastic friend.
They stopped before some of the most
modern of modern art.
1t was the handiwork of a woman,
and might have been life-like por-
trait of anything from a sand storm
to a steam roller.
''She seems welded 70 her art" the
enthusiast declared, enraptured.
Eyes, and every picture she has
painted is sufficient reason for di-
vorce," was the reply.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
Our Apple Crop.

The total apple crop of the United
States this year will be approximate
ly POT 100000 bushels against 9S,1O0,-
900 bushels in 1921 The commercial
crop of the United States is expected
~ amount to 32.600.000 barrels against
the 1921 crop of p 100000 barrels, and
1890. 900 barrels in 1920. Washing
Ton s:ate, as usual. leads with 1876, 900
BARRELS. New York is second with
5.S30000; Pennsylvania is eighth with
pa 600 barrels.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
Good Idea.

storyette that dates to the Eight
zenith century is as follows: Doctor
johnson once met the village postman
trudging along the dusty road on a
hot summer afternoon. The postman
observed that he had still mile TO
walk just to deliver one newspaper.
MY goodness !" exclaimed the sympa-
thetic doctor, I'D never go all that
distance for such trifle. Why don't
you send 1t by post?"
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
BIGGEST British Power Station

The largest and most wonderful of
Great Britains power stations is that
on the Thames embanlSment, at Chel-
sea. in London. Here electrical energy
representing 100000 horsepower
greater than that generated at any
of the Niagara stations-is produced
and used for driving the underground
railways of the metropolis.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
Authors Who Got Rich.

The first British writer to make a
large fortune was Sir Walter Scott,
who earned about a million. Dickens
received $4,000 fer "Pickwick," and
George Eliot $4,000 for "Romola."
Lew Wallace received 100000 for
two novels.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
EAGLETS.

John E. Traeger who made a fine
record as Coroner and Sheriff of Cook
county and who is now a member of
the Constitutional Convention has a
growing boom for Mayor
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Thomas ]. Webb, 'the Coffee King,
would make good mayor of Chi
cago in the opinion of his many
friends
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18
=

Charles t. LUCKNOW, of the Globe
Laundry, and director of the Rel:-
ance State Bank, is talked of for City
Treasurer.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Charles Netcher, vice-president of
the Boston Store, is foremost in every
movement for boosting Chicago. The
family from which he sprang, as
every one knows, has done much to
build up the city and has added large
ly to its wealth, reputation and COM
mercial importance
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Chicago certainly needs the services
OF competent landscape architects in
making itself city beautiful. The
American Park Builders at 2O1 East
Ontario street are famous for their
work as designers and builders Of
subdivisions, golf courses, lakeside re-
sorts, parks, park cemeteries.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Clarence S. barrow Is always the
friend of the poor and the downtrod-
den and no one stands higher at the
bar.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Judge Frank Johnston, Jr., is much
talked of as strong candidate for
the Democratic nomination for mayor
in 1923.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Alderman John G.. Horne is max
ing splendid record in the city coun-
Gil. He is on the side of the people
at all times and friends of good gov
eminent wish that a majority of the
aldermen were like him.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1922-11-18

Francis ]. Houlihan, the popular
and able lawyer, has many friends
who would like to see him on the
bench some day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
OPPORTUNITIES

Double apartment house, close In
Highlands, a bargain for cash.
Well located four rooms and bath
Highlands, close in. Rents we'll;
s3,250.
Comfortable four-room home near
shops, good garden, bath and
sleeping porch; $4,000 - easy
terms.
Stucco adobe five rooms, bath
and porches, splendid location in
Fourth ward; lots of shade east
front, fruit, outbulldings; $4,000
terms.
McMlLLION & WOOD, Realtors,
FOG w. Gold. Insurance, Loans.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
WANTED-Board g. Room

YOUNG LADY desires room and board
In private family or boarding house.
where there are no sick; preferably
c. s. home and in the highlands. c. Il.
N, care Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14

TBCUN0-Dafly.
Train. Arrive. Depart.
No. 1.-The Scout. -. f:30 pm sac pm
No. 3--Calif. Limited. !g:30 am II 100 am
No. largo Fast. 1880 arm II:30 am
No. 8--The Navajo. .i2:S5 am 1909 ON
SOUTHBouNp.
Nc Del PaBo EXP 1910 pm
No. sf-El Paso EXP ll:5s am
EASTPOUND.
No. 2--The Navsjo.. 2.l0 pm $40 pm
No. 4-Calit. Limited. 900 pm $40 pm
No. SIS. q. Eight. 7.2S pm $40 pm
Ma. t0--Ths Scout. 1920 am $3.50 ana
gRCI SCC-d
No. .s--rron Ell Paso 8:35 pm
No. 8o--From FL Peso 1909 an
No. so connects st relen III No. -
fof Clnyis. Pse~s Waite KSsa- City and
C Coast
No. 20 connect. ct Seisr with No ~
from Clovis and points esA' ana scuth
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR RENT-Ranches

FOR RENTS a month, ten acres, large
corral. chicken houses. two-room frame
house, good water North Fourth. APP
ply at 1872 North First, phone 1871.
FOR LEASE--320 acres OF good mountain
grazing and agricultural land; good
grass and winter protection; good four
room house; ESQ an acre per year. Call
Mt 207 virginia boulevard.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR RENT--Toon,s

|
FOR RBNT-Room at 6l6 West Copper,
FOR RENT-Cool front room. COZ West
Fruit. Phone 2o42-J.
FOR. RENT-Good furnished rooms. In
- 91lIo - oouln 1ntu. ---------
FOR RENT-Furnished room. 322 South
seventh, phone l19-W.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room. 7Oy
East Central, phone 225-W.
FOR RENT-several rooms. unfurnlshed.
124 South Edith.
FOR ENT-FurnIs6c1 ro,,7os. no c6IT-
dren. 10 South WALNUT
FURNISHED modern rooms; no eIck. no
GRAYsTONE rooms 2ISII West Goid
Phone 21O-w Mrs n c,I5i
49, 49, - -. ': W :. - 99l!l,
nrivafa bo,h I9i, ~ ps iui "'sheu'
40, -; y CO.. Nun, a.
pOn ZEE Ed, W w urnished room and kitch'
~ -. : - :. = West eentral, phone sez.
poh zen large housekeeping room
on IlTst 1loor, at BIZ North Second.
FOR RENT-Front. light housekeeping
ana sIeePlhg rooms, overland Hotel.
FOR RENT Pheasant tousekeenIna
--1 rooms near sanatorium. Phone 1S2s-W.
FOR RENT-Very 0esirabIe rom adj
| fjolning bath; close in. ia south Arno,
| FOR RENT-Neatiy furnished sTeening
ROOM close IN 33l North Fourth
F0P REYT-- F,,r,77sIoI -
man preferred, 100 South weIter
- 80,
fGl. EENi-Nlce, c'ean sleeping ana
g5-s IDo-I.9- - 2 HorIn n,ro.
IN o.. t 80 - Wo nice rooms Iurnlshed
.or housekeeping Apply bl7 West Sill
~, = $500
~ ENI-Nlce' c1ean apartments,
c. reus1haoie' Imperial HOTEL 2ll4s West
- q.
ron kENI-One front room for light
no, n0pse e.B,.eIta' 'lS per month. 4ol
9 3ousa 29N eti'H'
FOX FENt-Nice OUTSIDE sleeping
looms, Aiouquerque Hotel 2l6h
North Second.
FOR RENT--Furnished light housekeep-
lug rooms gas path' phone; Well peo-
pc. ~ ciil-4Ien. 80 west 6old.
RoOMs-Newly furnished large, cool,
clean modern, bath, upstairs and
ooMI. 90 south fourln.
IMPERIAL ROoMs-Nice. clean rooms;
rates by day or week. Over Pastlme
Iheater. III = West Central.
LINCOLN APARTMENTS, newly furnish
ed rooms; hot water. cool and close In.
Sl2 South Third, phone s14-w.
FOR RENT-Clean sleeping rooms, ad-
joining bath; suitable for one OF two;
meals II desired. 619 North Third.
FOR RENT-Two beantifnIIv yn-n,sbsd
rooms in modern home. Apply Mrs.
Fred Hamm, 62S North Second.
FOR RENT-NIceIy ruTnjsbe6 well
ventilated he'd room suItahIa ,o- ons
or two gentlemen. 4ls South Third.
ELCIN HOTEII-sieepin,- rooms and
housekeeping apartments. nv the dav.
week or month, bO2M West centra,
FOR RENT-Front room well furnished
adjoining bath, use of phone. close In:
one or two gentlemen. 70s west Silver
F0R PT7NT---r;,,o -; 5,-..5-I- =
ANt1+N A"o rooiHs 1urnlsneQ Tor
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
KINGSBURY'S K0LUMN
IN UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS

INV ~ " ~ ] ~ INS1OlbIN
IN UNIVERSITY HEIGHTS
Well built brick house. Four
rooms and glassed-in sleeping
porch. Large screened front
porch and screened back porch.
Completely furnished. This
home is in a good location and
can be bought on very good
terms. Priced for a quick sale
for only $4,000.
FOR RENT
We have several good apart
mems and houses for rent in
all parts of the city.
LINCOLN ADDITION
A few more good lots to be
had in Lincoln addition located
on North Fourth street with
some shade and fruit trees;
also extra large lots. Good
terms.
D, T, KINGSBURY
Realtor.
Real Estate, Loans and
Insurance.
2f0 W. Gold. Phone 907-W.
y
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR SALE--Real Estate

fOf SALE-At bargain, seven acres
mesa land adjoining the University
Heights resident district; can be sold ZOE
as much per one resident lot as present
owner asks per acre; any investor can
double money on this proposition in two
years. Inquire, phone 1621-W. or 11O9-J.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
PERSONAL

u W. BRASFIELD. watch. clock and Jew.
elrv work 11ENsouth Second.
1.-THE STORY Of the 1eaky root. In the
Aritansaw Traveller, was Joke, but
II Is no Joke when your roof leaks. W.
win make Il better than new. The
|Guaraptee Roofing Co., Sherman Carr
mony. proprietor, box 272.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR RENT--Ofice Rooms

FOR RENT--Twu office rooms over Klst-
ler-Collister's. $50 per month; light.
heat and water.
FOR RENT-Ofice rooms, Central ave-
nue., above Matsons Book Store. Kor-
her and Company. Auto Department.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
WELL CONTRACTOR


WELLS DRILLED, driven and repaired:
pumps, tanks, towers. ]. r. Wolklng,
4f3 West Marble phone I452-w
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
WANTED--Rooms

BUSINESS woman wishes house kegpIng
room, or room and kltchenette. Box
So care Journal,
STENOGRAPHER wants modern steam
or furnace heated room or room and
board in private family, Address X,
care Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR REN1--Apartments
FOR RENTAI4ight housekeeping rooms
421 South Third.

FOR RENT-Rooms for light housekeep-
Ing. us South Walton nhnna 1ssz.I
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14

ASBESTOS ROOF PAINT
THIS high-grade paint contains no tar
pitch or asphalt. Is flre-proof and will
STAND the not. dry climate Of the west.
We also have red, ma DON and green
paint All kinds, 81 per gallon. Our
new built-up roofs will last twenty-five
years. Phone 1S34-J. The Manzano
Co npany. 40 South Walnut
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14

FOR SALE-Late model Essex roadster'
IKE new, SIS worth extras. phone
80 or cal 5O7 North Twelfth; de-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14

FOX sALE--One Cadillac roadster cow
., petely reffnishcd and overhauled. in
A. G. shortle. -OA0 4nrS'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14
FOR RENT-I,weIIino.

oR RENT-Two-room furnished house.
with porch. 1929 South Walter.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-08-14

fOI' SALE-First-cla 1920 Buick car.
Al mechanical condition; less than
nan price Room Z. First National
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-01-11
ERNEST |. DODGINS ]. ISKILLEDBY TRUCK
Body of Anniston Man, Fatal Iy Injured in Accident, Sent
 Home Early Today

The body of Ernest Cecil Dodgins, s6, of Anniston, who was run over and fatally injured yesterday morn- Ing at First avenue and Twentieth street. north, at 11:So o'clock. by 8 truck belonging to the Coca-Cola com spany, was sent by Johns at l2;1o o'clock this morning to Anniston. Funeral services and interment will take place in Anniston.
 2 It Is stated by witnesses that Dod- gins was crossing Twentieth street In front of the Greene Drug company and that he became blinded by the rain and did not see the big truck approaching, which was moving slow ly at the time of the accident. The truck was driven by Henry Shaw.
 Traffic Officer c. R. Rogers investi- gated the accident. No arrests were made.
 Dodgins had just arrived in the city on visit to relatives and was intend- ing to return to Anniston this morn ing. He is survived by three brothers Joe and Roy Dodgins of Birmingham and John Dodgins of Anniston; two sisters. Mrs. J. T. Boyd of Heflin and Mrs. Gertrude Davis of Anniston.