The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1922-04-15

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ter bedrooms. Thackery should have
had 'thfs unwilling Ycitisen ~ the United
States in his Book lof snobs.
ftyou refuse to be personally con-
ductedv insthis dear old city, you are
likely to find yourself in very bad with
number of chappies. =.
Judge Hallam s supporters died hard
in the republican state caucus, but they
lbutted their heads against stone wall
and had to die, willy-nilly.
When it comes to getting a seat in
the u. 8. senate, Gov. Preus evidently
realizes that there's many a slip be-
tween the cup and the lip.
If Sheriff Ostrom would slip back to
bibulous little Oliver after dark he
might find much more than he did when
he went in broad daylight.
Even a great majority of the members
of the Chamber of Commerce do not
really know why the late secretary Nc
earthly quit so quickly and summarily.
John NJ. Cannon, new mayor of Hib-
bing, is putting Chinese executioner
to shame by the way he is cutting off
heads in the Richest Village, on Earth.
"Why did secretary Mccarthy leave
the Chamber of Commerce so quickly
and unexpectedlya't is the query that
is bothering the heads Of many Duluth
ians.
River Bank Hadley can 60 back to
his river bank philosophy, now that
Judge Hallam failed in his attempt to
swap his ermine cloak for a senatorial
toga. s. g..
Some male educators gave "Batch"
dinner and then presented him with a
handbag. Whether or not that hand
bag contained powder-puff is not re-
ported. . -5
Save up your pennies, children. For
mer congressman Carss, again on the
political track that runs to Washington,
soon will be seeking campaign contri-
buttons. 81 1'
If the Chamber of Commerce does
not watch out, some one will revive
that Greater Duluth Club. It would be
an easy and successful stunt for the
right man. r. f..
It's awful, isn't it Mabel, because
those old soaks and underworld bene-
ficiaries in International Falls cannot
blot the Rip-saw right off the map of
Minnesota.
A certain county commissioner should
know and remember not to put strong
drink to his neighbours lips. It's for
hidden in the Bible as well as by the
Volstead Act
Tim Dunn is Dragging around that he
will deliver all the Minnesota Steel
plant influence to Coleman F. Naugh-
ton in the political battle royal in the
Second district. 49, ..
The Aaienwho yfoves the big American
dollar So much that he will spit on the
American flag u get it, should be
prompt dep6rted 70 the decadent land
from which lie came. r
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The. plain, common people, the ones
who command the most votes of any
class in this city, are closely watching
Mayor .Snfvely appointment of that
city planning committee.
Canny Canada Jack" Stephenson
adveftises his private residence for
rent for a time and he informs the pub
hce that the, house has "four master
bedrooms. Z Did you sver' .s..... RE-.
Perhaps gillie ellis will have sum-
mat to say If commissioner Naughton's
chauffeur tries to take that Cole 8 car
into the marble-lined courthouse corri.
dor and then up the elevator.
~ <-Hss'sr Us 4fsttS 49, y - Y 81.
"Children'' is reported to be the per-
sonal platform Of Mrs. Peter Oleson,
democratic nominee for U. 8. senator.
It is human nature to be strong for
what you do not personally possess.
With tickets IN the field by the DEM
ocrats, nonpartisan leaguers, the farm
er-labor party and even the independ-,
ents, ts1Big Bill Carss will have to at
least quarter himself into three halves.
cold Dad Atkinson was on the
streets of Duluth the other day and he
did not look nearly so battered up af-
ter the Hibbing election as many ex-
pected to see. There s tough old
rooster, fellow countrymen.
Thanks to her nomination for o. s.
senator ON the democratic ticket, Mrs.
Peter Olesop the female Jimmy Cox
of clsqnet, N can ask the Chautau-
qua people u a day this year for her
platform wol (, instead of $50.
Billy McEwen did yeoman service in
Minneapolis At helping navigate the
leak old |emoeratic ship. Despite
Bill 8 able help, the old boat bumped
the bottom several times. and barely
missed SHARK Shoals, off the shore Of
Pie-counter Pnint.
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