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Evening star., 1922-08-23
The City Peaceful.

In a far western city the mayor,
presiding at the meeting Of the
city council and saying that he was
greatly annoyed and deprived Of
needed rest by . saxophone player in
his neighborhood. thought that in
the future of city soning the 1ones
should be drawn on such lines as
would place such amateur perform
ers all in one part of town.
But II the saxophone, why not the
slide trombone, the cornet-anythinH
in the way Of a musical instrument
in the hands of a beginner? Would
it be possible. without sacrificing the
the City Peaceful, to reduce the num-
Der of lawns and so to segregate
them that the ambitious citizens
using the lawn mowers early in the
morning. while the dew Is on the
bluegrass, would not disturb others
wanting to sleep at the matutinal
hour? Or can the mechanical musical
instrument, piano or photograph, be
zoned? Not without losing the re-
naming vestise Of our personal lib
erty."
In truth. there are many things
which must be tolerated. to our In
convenience, and discomfort. despite
coming laws or ordinances OF any
kind, in the building Of cities. Man
kind IL SO constructed. mentally and
morally. that the paeeect state ts out
Of reach: we may .,ss never sr,,ss reach % that
faction when some voice viii not be
heard crying: There ought to be a
law."-St. Louis GlobeaDemocrat.
The man who is too anxious to keep
up front usually runs behind.-
Baltimore Sun.
. Old-fashioned evangelists who al
ways held their revivals In summer
ogy-San Antonio Express
After q young man has had enough
Of petting parties he begins to look
around for q wife-elsewhera-R
noke Times
The inventor Of the ukulele is said
to have died. Sometimes the old
orthodox idea of q hereafter is ex-
tremely comfortine-omaha World
Herald.
We thank the railroad strike for
ono thing. This summers supply of
vacation post cards is much smaller
than lin any former yeaE-Loutsville
Courier Journal.
+ I'VE would like to see q girl dress
on 81 q week." says an exchange.
Shame-Buffalo Times
Eve repented, Of course. but 1t is
probable that she spent many twi-
lieht hours in later years thinking
how good the apple tasted.--Indian-
apolis Star.
And the fellow who kicked himself
last spring because he bought . load
OF GOAL that he couldn't nae now hrax8
about his forethouGht.--New OrieaHs
Times Ptcayune.
win some one please explain why
n airl may wear knickerbockere and
scal herself .sBiIlie" or Jack" withouk
losing face, while q young man wear
tu9 Guk3ff nd dolltnG hfMae8 .A11a|
eew IS s1s sssis1s e ssis.e4. = sa a'' eet 8
Evening star., 1922-08-23

The ultimate consumers in the audi
ence are entitled to complain that in
dustrial performers now holding the
stage are contributing too much dia-
logue and not enough action.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Apparently Poincare fears that the
eventual settlement will not leave Ger
many conscious that she really lost
the war.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

The producing and consuming pub
lie are at present less interested in
political band wagons than in freight
cars.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Lenin is not disposed to interrupt q
comfortable convalescence by under.
taking official cares of delicate re-
sponsibility.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Conferences inevitably fail when
participants have their minds irrev-
ocably made up In advance Of the
meeting.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

It is generally conceded that while
the primaries prolong the interest of
an election they do not simplify.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Motor vehicles were expected to put
the horse out of business. The hand
book maker will testify that they have
not done so.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Many Massachusetts, republicans in
sist that as a senator Mr.. Lodge has
seniority rights that ought to be re-
Spected.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Both the great political parties re-
fiect the spirit Of the country's indus
tries in admitting the need Of some
reorganization.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Fortunately, no deadlock can be con.
sidered complete until it blocks the
way to further conference.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

OF the lessons of the war. Germany
finds the lesson in arithmetic the
hardest.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

In all It's history the I. W. w. has
not yet been able to contribute any
constructive suggestion.
Evening star., 1922-08-23
SHOOTING STARS.
BY PH1LANDER JOHNSON.
The Muses. Compromise.

I love the little birds that sing.
love the blooming flowers.
I love the summer skies that fling
A rainbow through the showers.
The pretty butterflies and bees
Evoke my admiration.
I fain would give to things like these
Poetic celebration.
IT'S true, a muse, however mild,
Should strive for serious measures;
But when the world is running wild
Amid the jazzy pleasures.
And even putting jazzy stun,
In matters economic,
It's hard to make tragic bluff
That doesn't turn out comic.
When men are plainly at a loss
For methods Of decision
On who shall work and who shall boss.
Our system needs revision.
No slender muse can take a care
OF problems which thus go forth.
And so sing the blossoms fair,
The birds and bees, and so forth.
Slight Modification.
what is the difference between a
politician and a statesman"
There isn't much," replied Senator
Sorghum. During campaign q
statesman is a politician, and after q
campaign q politician is q statesman -
Jud Tunkins says people are always
in favor Of reform, but always con-
fident it is the other fellow that needs
it.
Daylight. Saving.
We changed the clocks which have be-
haved
In ways to make q hit. -
A lot Of daylight has been saved.
What has become Of It?
Knickerb0clkers.
"Do you approve Of knickerbockers
for women?"
Certainty" answered Miss Cayenne.
'.Experiment has shown that we look
much better in them than men,
"Most OF our enemies" said Uncle
Eben, might have heen our friends
II No hadn't naisanderst each
~ 5,.a,. ~ ~
Evening star., 1922-08-23

THE long sweeping lines. of fall frocks demand
/ a new vogue in footwear such as these inter
esting models present.
Trim and distinctive of either patent leather black
satin materials that especially adapted to the
conservative styles. They have long vamps and turned
soes quite udciously choose the Baby Louis heel
practical.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Tn Millinery does
= the new color scale
play its tones most
fully and effectively.
Here is just one of the
delightful brown cha
peaux upon w hi c h
Paris has smiled ap-
proval. 1t is of finely
shirred choco1a te-
brown taffeta, with a
facing of topaz velvet.
A huge but harmless
beetle with large yellow
eyes is its only orna-
mentation. $40.
A nd in all Mi
"A lady's outerwear
has this favorite au-
tumn color been shown
with new charm and
versa tility. Brown
frocks, brown suits,
brown coats, in all the
m a terials accorded
Smartest.
Evening star., 1922-08-23
Like the Scared
Leaves of
Autumn

The new mode
revels in every tone
and shade of brown.
Til ere are We 10 W.
browns, such as amber,
topaz and cinnamon,
that are determined to
carry a touch of Sum-
mer brilliance through
out the autumn; red
hued browns, rose
wood, persimmon and
tortoise, with all the
glory of the changing
leaves; rich metallic
shades of copper and
bronze, and the deeper
browns of ch O colate,
chestnut and tobacco
that most poignantly
express the spirit of
the fading year.
Evening star., 1922-08-23
Knickerbockers,

"Do you approve Of knickerbockers
for women?"
Certainty" answered Miss Cayenne.
Experiment has shown that we look
much better. in them than men,
Evening star., 1922-08-23
Daylight Saving.

We changed the clocks which have
haved
In ways to make q hit. -
A lot Of daylight has been saved.
What has become Of It?
Evening star., 1922-08-23

"Most OF our enemies" said Uncle
Eben, might have heen our friends
il ywe hadn't nnisandersto each
Evening star., 1922-08-23

And the fellow who kicked himself
last spring because he bought . load
OF GOAL that he couldn't nae now hrax8
about his forethouGht.--New OrleaKs
Times -Ptcayune.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

Eve repented. Of course. but it ID
probable that she spent many twi-
lieht hours in later years thinking
how good the apple tasted.-Indian-
apolis Star.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

win ecn,e one please explain why
q Eirl may wear knickerbockers and
scal herself .sBiIlie" or Jack" withouk
losing face, while q young man wear
m EUiirf ma calling himao8 .ASSal
81 ss.1 1nGela WoU{ BE laughed out q
sfoW heeli4g tsgister. ,zEs
Evening star., 1922-08-23

We thank the railroad strike for
ono thing. This summers supply of
vacation post cards Is much smaller
than I'm any former year-Loufsville
Courier Journal.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

I'VE would like to see q girl dress
on 81 q week." says an exchange.
Shame!-Buffalo Times.
Evening star., 1922-08-23

The inventor Of the ukulele is said
to have died. Sometimes the old
orthodox idea Of q hereafter is ex-
tremely comfortine e-OmahA World
Herald,
Evening star., 1922-08-23
A Thursday Special
Serpentine Crepe
28c Yard

TUST received-an assortment Of high-gr Ser
| pentine crepe, in thirty new fall designs. Plain
colorings floral and Japanese designs, that are
suitable for of garments for under and outer
additional interest to your fall sewing.
3z-inch Sikwarp Pongee, including natural Shan
tung and other mueh-wanted fall shades. Closely
resembles real silk, but will wash and wear more
Satisfactorily than the finest. A real bargain at
yard, sc.
Evening star., 1922-08-23
Slight Modification.

Jud Tunkins says people are always
in favor Of reform, but always con-
fident it is the other fellow that needs
IL
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
AMERICAN TOURISTS
OCCUPY PALESTINE.
2,90o Hstve Already Visited Country
and 5000 More Expected
to Arrive Soon.

JAFFA, April 8.-Ameriean tourists
are literally occupying Palestine this
season. Two thousand of them have
already visited the country and 5000
more are expected to arrive.
1T is estimated that Pa1estinians will
as q result benefit financially by a sum
of not less than 100000.
Every employee in the government of
Palestine, from Sir Herbert Samuel,
the high commissioner, down to the
humblest railway porter, is making it
his special business to please the
Americans. Special trains are run for
their convenience, private homes are
turned over for their accommodation
. becaues of the scarcity OF hotels and
even private cars are placed at their
disposal.
Government agents are also detailed
to see that no undue advantage is
taken of these welcome visitors, so
that returning home will carry with
them only words OF praise.
The short stay OF the Americans in
the Holy Land is the only fault that
the natives find with their guests.
They feel that five or six days is in
sufficient time in which to see all the
historical places.
To prove their point they cite an
incident that occurred last year while
a company o2 tourists was visiting
Nazareth. One American was heard to
ask an accompanying friend the name
Of the place they were in, the friend
quickly Looked at a schedule he was
carrying and then at his watch, and
replied: 'Tt is now 10 o'clock, so it
must be Nazareth"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
BRENT SCHOOL,
STANDING OF PUPILS FOR
MONTH OF MARCH.
TerDler. DrinCIDaI,

Mr.. MeTbler, principal ....., E
Eighth grade-1st, Bonnie Majers;
And, Elsie Mobiles; Srd, Logs Helveston.
seventh grade-1st, ALI Petersen,
2nd, Leonard Petersen, 3rd, Mabel
sharit: Miss walker teacher.
Sixth grade--1st, Cary Majors, Hugo
NTatbefs: end. Bonnie Gotta, Darrell
Hood. Edith Mears; 3rd, Elma Peter
sen, Bessie Lewis.
Fifth grade-1st, Thelfna Johnson
David Cuilla; End, Charles Rutherford
Grace Hood; 3rd, Frances Petersen
sam Hancock; Miss Lawrence, teacher
Fourth grade-1st Mary st. John
Irene Majors; End, Ruby Barrow, Eta
r. Joseph; 3rd, Edward Wallace, Mar
garette Mears.
Third grade-1st, Ethel Rutherford
William Blanchard; End, Mabel Ma
jors, Louie Gunter; Bird, Clifton Clop.
ton, Nell Helveston; Miss Haynes
teacher.
Second grade-1st, Clinton Peter
SEN; End, Wilhelm Struck; 3rd, Flors
Belle Cuilla. .
First grade, Section A-1st, Jessie
Grome; End, Adelaide Cole; 3rd, Au'
gustus Bethune.
First grade, Section B-1st, Clinton
Stanley; End, Freeman Mobiles; 3rd
Jay Nowling.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
MANY UPTURNS in
COTTON PAST WEEK
Thirty-Nin Points Higher Than
at Close of Preceding Week.

NEW ORLEANS, April 9s--Weather
news was the main motive power back
of fluctuations n the cotton market
this week, and it resulted in upturns
in the early sessions of the week and
again in close. In between, news was
more favorable and the market sagged.
influences were so well balanced that
fluctuations within limits of SO to so
points, May trading as high as 1881
and as low as 1851. On the close
prices were ten >to SO points higher
than the close Of the preceding week,
the last price on May beng 1915. In
the spot department the close was net
unchanged, with niddling at 1868,
which compared with II cents as the
dosing price of middling a year ago.
Texas was the most prominent trading
feature of the week. Official reports
noted rains Of as much as ITO inches
within "a hours, and numerous points
reported from to inches. Overlooked
rivers and creeks and badly washed
fields were widely reported and in the
more southern portions OF the state it
was claimed that a great deal of re-
planting would have to be done. At the
end of the week there were private re-
ports Of further heavy rains which,
with what looked like a cold wave
back of them, caused great deal of
ufleas iness.
The effect Of these heavy rains in
Texas was balanced to some extent
by the breaking Of the drought in
northern and western sections of the
state. Private reports were that the
soil had been soaked to such an ex-
tent as to assure an adequate reserve
supply of moisture for the coming sea-
son. Damage in the west was further
balanced by the more favorable condi-
lions in the eastern belt where, in
southern Georgia much young cotton
was said to be up to a good stand, with
chopping progressing in some locali
ties. planting was reported finished in
Florida and extending into both South
and North Carolina.
The statistics of the week were both
favorable mad unfavorable, exports to
foreign countries from all ports
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
UNIQUE NOVELTIES
IN FURNISHINGS
Twin Beds Swing Into Clothes Closet
and Ironing Board Unfolds at
Pressure Of Button.

CHICAGO, April 8. The hidden
trapdoors, secret chambers and under
ground passages of the old romances
are rival1ed by ingenious novelties in
home furnishing which are being pro-
duced this year. A house fitted
throughout with the new devices would
have all the mystery and surprise Of a
fictitious Gothic castle, but with mod
erness and domesticity as the keynote.
This new romanticism in dwelling
house equipment was evidenced at the
annual Own Your Home exposition in
the Coliseum here.
For in these days twin beds swing
into the clothes closet; an ironing
board unfolds at the pressure of a
button; a seat energies from a panel
secreted in the wall of the kitchen and
the rear door may be equipped with
cabinets in the lower panel for the
delivery of groceries, with a set Of
trick locks to prevent the reopening of
the door, and with automatic signs to
indicate When the cabinets are full.
An electric, double spindled sewing
machine masquerades as an assembly
OF card tables or bookcases. A substi-
tllte for swing doors has been devised
which slides gently from view, appar-
emily into nowhere.
Bathroom devices include a half
length tub arranged to enable one to
battle in a sitting posture. A ledge in
front extends a foot deeper than the
rest of the tub, forming a foot basin.
There are shower attachments.
Inventions intended to simplify
kitchen work include a detachable
spout for the faucet, which may be
used in spraying lettuce or rinsing
dishes.
To meet vacation demands, there is
a summer home in the form of a tent
house which can be put upon a per-
manent foundation, it is represented,
in a few hours. 1t is said to be popular
in the east.
In the new devices cultural and
esthetic cravings as well as utilitarian
needs are remembered. In one, music
from talking machine is synchro-
nized with that from an automatically
set and electrically operated player
piano.
Among numerous novelties in heat
ing is water heating sys-
tenn with a furnace and tank smaller
than an ordinary stove and adapted
for a place in the kitchen of a four
room house. Another heating device is
a fan intended to push the air from
hot-air plants into the rooms before
heating the radiator flanges, and
which is claimed to reduce the time
required to heat a house by 20 minutes.
An automatic heat regulator is de-
signed to cut off the draft when the
temperature of room reaches 70 de-
grees and to start it when the tenn
perature falls.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

amounted to 1919 bales against
61,208 this week last year and $500
this week two years ago. On other
hands mill takings were $4,000 bales
of American cotton against $4,000 this
week last year and $4,000 this week
two years ago. The movement of the
crop into sight for the week was only
97,702 bales against 1856 this week
last year and 1858 two years ago,
but because of the plus correction of
51,65f bales in the New Orleans stock
the visible supply Of American in
creased 1900 bales against a decrease
this week last year of 29,0S3 and a de-
crease this week two years ago of 49,
467. The visible of American is $685.
524 bales against 4,156,335 a year ago
and 4,S15,048 two years ago.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
NOTED LECTURER
PLEASED AUDIENCE
nuow To Attract The Best to YourseIf''
subject Of Lecture BY Arthur =.
Poissant Yesterday

Arthur A. Poissant, lecturer on Divine
rlr,bology, gave free lecture at the
e., carlos Auditorium yesterday after
., outflow TO attract the Best 10
v,prself". The subject was handled IN
at,ractive manner and was listened to
~, a most appreciative audience.
provious to the lecture, Miss Stannie
,.u,ar. a friend of Mrs. Karl Chambers,
,old them of her life for the last few
.,o,ths II has been only two weeks
,r,cs they we're together. Mr0. Chan-
h,-s is at present on visit TO MI Chaih-
here' mother in Montgomery.
Mr. Possant was introduced by MISS
: ar, Abercrombie, president of the
gamblers Club of Applied Psychology,
,,bo said that when the pupil was ready
tho+ the teacher would appear. 1t was
,,r this reason that Mr.. Poissant had
now come to Pensacola.
rr Poissant will organize two classes
IN tuesday at and p. m. Both class
.y viI lbe heard at the San Carlos Hotel
t,stood Of the Brent building as was
t,rmerlv stated. The first half hour OF
,.o class work is devoted entirely to an
s,yering Of questions. On account OF this
an persons attending a 1880 lenten SER
vice will be able to reach the class De-
fore the lesson begins.
Mr. Pojssant will deliver second lee
ture tonight at o'clock on How TO
Awaken Your Latent Powers. He teach
90 that every man and woman has latent
movers unknown to himself which can be
tapued. BY so doing ones life can be-
come one Of perfect harmony. This lee
t,ire is free and the public is cordially IN
vited to come.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
RUSSIAN INDUSTRIAL
TRUSTS PROGRESSING

LONDON, April Organization OF
Industrial trusts in Russia is making
rapid progress, says a Moscow dis
patch to the Russian trade delegation
in London.
The supreme economic council has
approved several large lumber trusts,
one OF which unites ID sawmil1s; also
textile and other syndicates and trusts
on a combined cooperative, govern
mental and private ownership basis.
One textile syndicate unites %
trusts, representing the most import
ant wool, cotton and silk enterprises
throughout the country.
Other syndicates have been formed
for the manufacture OF matches and
pottery.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
MEXICAN BEGGARS
GET COMPETITION

MEXICO CITY. April S.-Derelicts
of the race track, Americans who fol-
lowed the ponies to Mexico City and
then failed to win enough for carfare
home, are making competition keen for
their Mexican beggar brothers.
During the day they visit the main
plazas of the city and waylay their
more fortunate countrymen for the
price of food and drink. They will
camp by night at the race track, where
a kind management allows them to
hit the hay" free Of charge, but,
handicapped by a lack of knowledge
of Spanish, they are finding work diff
ficult to obtain, even If they look for
it. There is no organized American
charity in Mexico City to care for
them.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

Freight traffic on the Mississippi
river is carried n steel barges 200
feet IN length.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

irnpulsive, crude, overdressed. Next
she is shown as the bride of her
wealthy countryman, and an elaborate
bridal gown emphasizes the fact that
no money is being spared to make her
wedding the most gorgeous that has
ever occurred in that community.
In another scene Miss Brady mas
querades as a man, and finally, as
young mother. agonizing over very
sick baby, she reaches the very pin
acle OF tense emotional acting.
Little italy" comes to the isis thea
tire Wednesday.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
COURT WILL NOT
TOLERATE SLANG
tsy The Associated Press)

Los ANGELES, April s.-Slang
synonyms for drunk" will not be toll
Grated longer in the department of the
United States district court over which
Judge Benjamin F. Bedside presides.
The Judge announced his stand after
an attorney had asked a witness If he
had not been pretty we'll keyed up
and the witness had admitted he had
been pretty we'll organised" and about
half soused."
Then the judged interviewed
All these countless slang express
sions will not be tolerated in this
court" he said. IF the man was drunk
all right"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10
PRINCIPLE OF TARIFF
BILL is AGREED UPON
nv The Associated Press)

WASHINGTON, April 8.-Foreigt val
uation as the underlying principle Of the
so-caiied permanent tariff bill finally was
agreed upon tonight by republican MEM
bers of the senate finance committee.
The vote was to 3, but how the COM
mittee members divided on the ballot
was withheld.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

Although Little Italy Alice Bra
dy's latest picture play, is the story
of life in a typical Italian commune
ty of thrifty, Woodworking truck far
mers near great city market, a COM
munity in which the women usually
lead very simple restricted lives the
star Is nevertheless given excellent
opportunity to display her versatile
ty.
In the opening scenes she appears
as the belle of the little colony, the
daughter of the wealthiest farmer in
the neighborhood, a girl high spirited,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

The worlds production Of coal for
1921 was 1,OOO,OOO,O0O metric tons. or
ZVOOOo,OOO less than the amount pro
duced in 1920. Germany and France
were the only two nations showing an
increased coal production for 1891.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-04-10

An enterprising insurance broker in
Lancaster, Pa, says that private
stocks Of wine. ETC., in at least six of
the cellars Of that town are insured
against burglars.