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The Washington times., 1922-09-18
SOME GUYS WE KNOW.

Oh. into space
He should be hurled:
He always says:
.'rli tell the woridr.
--Cincinnau Enquirer.
TIM sure with this
Case you'll agree
He always says.
Take 81 from mel"
-canton tohio) News.
We'd like to kill
That pesi<y bloks,
Who always says:
"Jnst watch my smoke"
--charieston q. CD News-courisr.
But worst OF all
I'd have you know,
Il the one who says:
''I told you so."
Quincy tIlL) whiy-Journal.
We want to add another
Who should surely get his.
Hes the Guy who knows only
-Ths OFFICE GOAT.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
THE STOLEN FLIyVER.
Ad in Chicago r-.ers
"COAfE HOME. ELIZABETH.
ALL IS FORGIVEN"
MAKE YOUR PICK.
BY NEAR LAURET.

- ~N-~~~~~ - - ~~~~~ 2
Many years ago from now.
Twas down In Arkansas, t
Drifting along q lone highway,
An dressed IN my gewgaws.
It was black, D souIless night,
Alone while the night birds sang,
Out from the darkness q voice did
ring.
A Lonesome, piaintive twang:
II eat whom I'm hungry,
I drink when I'm dry,
II nothing don't kill me,
I'm live TIL l de-"
But today-note the change
Twas down ON old Broadway.
Ambling along that great thor
eughfare,
Dressed In fine array;
Mobs 20 si<ifting fast along,
Human night birds sing,
Soulless sounds, ON, giddy night,
IL gives my heart twinge.
Eat and eat, day and night,
And drink. We're never dry;
Go the pace that soon win lill,
What matters when We de-"
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
EyADING THE LAW.

Didn't I tell you never to
enter this house again7" cried the
irate gentleman.
mo. sir" replied his daughters
persistent suitor. you said not
to cross your threshold, so I
climbed in at the window"
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
Autos Stolen Here
During Past
"a Hours

Nellie Robertson. 7ss Twelfth
street northwest. reported 10 the
police today that her Ford touring
car was stolen from Sixteenth and
U streets northwest last night
The Washington times., 1922-09-18

aYsu'il find no hair IN cur soups"
The sign In the cafe boldly read.
And msny. people rushed there 70
rhe:s @emense. os the human
Rom. ssEsd ths owner how he did
And III. work he willingly for
10 eenfids the secret Of h.iriss.
He hired . baid-headed cook.
ALASKA PETE.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
THE SHOP GIRLS SONG

works for Q living,
Cause I've got TO eat;
For eight hours daily
, stands ON my feet.
when I jams on q street car
To 20 to my home,
Somebody else stands ON my toe
And bangs me In the dome.
And when gifts home
smells the perfume
or corn beef and cabbage
And the familiar prune.
Me life h lust filled
with sIavin' and toll.
Gee! but It's tough
For . poor working goil.
DUSTY RHODES.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18

OR esteemed friend. SAM
GOMPERS, is quoted az saying
this at Atlantic City: "A soonsa,,
q as old as she looks, and a MAJ.
Is old sDhsR he stops looking"
It Is unanimously agreed that
Atlantic City Is no place for a
man, unless very old, to put ON
smoked glasses.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
HARVEST MOON.

shine on IN your splendor,
D beautiful harvest moon!
Yours 70 the symbol of fnlness
OF natures golden noon.
The borns are JslIed to berstin0,
Forth has 0tueN up her yield,
And everytDhere zoe sec the fruits
OF viaeyord. tree and field.
shine on, beautiful harvest moon;
Your HIGHT 70 one Of cheer,
When tpe see Vour face fuH peH
that Horoest time Is here.
LULU m. SCHULTZ.
Jiggs-I heard you tell your wife
she was the sunshine Of your NE.
Jzggs-Yes, she occasionally
makes II mighty warm for me.
THE UNKNOWN.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
RESTLESS HUMANITY.

Down AZ the station.
Filled with elatton.
Also with sorrow and woe.
See the happy ones,
See the scrappY ones.
Look at them an. come ana 80.
Lots and lots Of them, So
Knots and knots OF them.
From the earth's far corners blow.
yust as many Of them.
Fully as many Of them. ~
To the sarth's tar corners go
What. the object Of a.
where's the sense Of II,
This mere changing of faces,
Why must II be,
Why should q be.
me c3RSHGsKsR.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18

hE!!A|RD &! t'S!!E:E!MS0 j:
WHEN KNIGHT HOOD
q WAS IN FLOUR

K.isht Heed toiisd In his bsks
n. ,ssS. rolls and plss svsry
Gst : bun en---e great SIN.
Fell into his flour bin,
Arr 80, shsa kslzss szMx Hs,H i.xrxsssl Ess r
The Washington times., 1922-09-18

AMERICAN PATKIOT'S PRAYER
"oh Lord Of Hosts." "Be u(th ps
Lest zoe Joroeto that toreicntdess
sam SIMPLE.
The Washington times., 1922-09-18
a VACATION DELIGHT

The Daily and Sunday Times.
Order Il sent 10 your seash0re
Or mountain resort -95 cents
: month. $3.50 for three months.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
sPEEDER SURPRISED BY
OFFICER IN AIRPLANE

4 SAN JOSE, CALI. Dec. 90
Bad luck literally ralned on DOM
mic Bitiore yesterday when a
sJohn Doe summons charging
him with speeding felIin front Of
his automobile on highway near
here. Looking UP he saw an air.
plane cIrcllng about.
II developed that Robert Byers,
traffic officer. was taking the
alr" wit han aviator friend when
hessaw Bifiore speeding. Pulling
4 summons from his pocket,
Byers had the airplane swnop
down and dropped, the paper in
front Of the automobile. BlflCre
stopped and picked 1t up.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
FAscIsTr WILL BE USED.
TosuPPLEMENT POLICE

ROME, Dec, 2O.-CBy the Asso.
ciafed Press.) = Plans for trans
forming the militant section OF tho
Fascist into the militia for ma.
ti6nal safety" are in the hands Of
Premier Mussolini and will be dis.
GUESSED first by the Fascist lead.
etss and then by the council OF min.
isters.
According to these plans the new
militia will be independent from
: but will work in unison with the
police. force and will be Eat the
sarvices Of God and country"
Only 10000 men will be allowed
10 join at first, These will be
ctosen from among the Fascist
who have given the best proofs Of
courage, self sacrifice and high
moral qualities. The officers will
Do nominated by royal decree.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
.FORNERPREINIER
OF FRANCE HOME
AFTERLONG TOUR
tEspeflenee in United States
4 Almost Too Much for
French Tiger

IIAVRE, tDac. 20.-By Tho Az
eoeiated Press Georges Clemen'
cean arrived home from his Amer.
icat pilgrimage today in a typic
aH& hilarious mood. but apparent
" slfferlng from fatigue,
Tie Tiger received representa-.
lives Of the press in his state:
room as the liner Paris was enter.
ing port a large crowd OF rela
tiyes and friends. as we'll as the
eapondo.ts and photographers
greeted him before the steamer
flqsked. Clemenceau began his
Wit with the newspaper men by
denying various interviews printed
IN the Paris papers, particularly
one sent from New York to thu
Petit Parisien.
The former premier had a very
stormy voyage. He appeared gay
ind yiyacious, but under the SUI.
lace his friends saw that his ex.
perience In the United States bad
been almost too much for him. He
\ WIN 60 to his Paris home for two
weeds find then take a long rest
a. his country home In Vendee 1t
81. Vincent Du Jar.
IT hope for good results from
Ma III clemencean n The Asso.
clRted Press. However, let, the
liaily nefore then, and tbcv hays
cerfafnIv lgot ssnsc onoHgb IN
.ndpe IA SSns annorort that tbera
wac a ysst anornt ~ ,ntsrest IN
me narsnnnliY for wh;cb am
most ycTatnf,,i II "a /. rarH comnI;.
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y. ssts. tl91n ~ osa tste A..
ashsg .Wha y. ny thought OF t tse
repaEations question anu aiso Lae
poss '.!,.s ocsupatlon Oh tne hunr.
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teaF ior herman strikes FL tnere
M case OF occupation: TINS Is AZ
wi!l say on this SUBJECT LOT pup
ieation
Regarding a suggestion that nc
seid 81 am sorry but not now a:
%ls. rate possibly In my next lie:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
ASSESSING TRIAL SET

!. WARSAW, Dec. 20.-The trial
Of Niewiadomski for the assassin.
alton Of President NarutowicS last
Saturday has been set for Decem.
er 30 before a civil tribunal. A
,ix weeks period Of mourning has
been prescribed for the military
while the civil authorities will BE-
In mourning for two weeks.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
~ oFEIcERs REINFORCED.

J So FRANCISCO, Dec, 20.-Flt.
aNtitional8 prohibition enforce.
kent officers are en- route TO Call.
tnia from eastern points to as.
VI IN Q renewed campaign against
|bootleggiue, according 10 word TO.
Way VI the offices Of S! r. Ruttar,
lrohihltIpn director 81 y.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-12-20
Walter Seaman
Americas Leading Irish Singer

with real Irish voice and million dollar
= irish smile, IL an exclusive Edison artist. DO
you realize how important that statement 60? Il
means that the inin1itable singing Of tho great
Irish star Is destined to live forever for his art
actually has been Re.c:oated by Nj. Thomas a.
seanlon has publicly compared his voice with
It's Edison Recreation. The most exaeting music
critics could detect no difference. Only tho Ed-,
son dafes this test Of direct comparison with liy
Ing artists.
The Washington herald., 1922-10-08
Girls $1.59 & Sligo Dresses
f.; e.. e. 7''';: :; ;:.;: It: !: :s $1.39

An unusual offering of fine quality Gnham and Chambray Dresses
shepherd pa pretty trimmings and with collars and button Wide belts
add chic these models Sizes to IA Special S3s
The Washington herald., 1922-10-08

All sizes from 36 to 46. De luxe
Lounging or Bath robes of corduroy.
plain and embossed: belted models, with
or without pockets. New colon are
Pansy. Cherry. Fuchsia. Penwinkle. See
how they ht.-Bargain Basement
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
ATTEMPT TO KILL CONSUL.

MILAN. Italy, June 1o.-An un.
successful attempt was made here
today TO assassinate the JuEo- -slavian
consul
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
4 HURT As RAGING
CAR LEAPS TRACK
Machine Driven by Bob Pat
terson In Smash-up at
Baltimore.
By International News Service.

BALTIMORE. Nd, June TO-
Four persons, one a woman, were
seriously injured and a number Of
others were hurt this afternoon,
when a racing automobile. driven by
Bob Patterson of England. leaped
from the track at Gentlemen's Driv
ing Park and crashed into a crowd
Of spectators.
Patterson was driving No. o car, a
light-blue machine. He was racing
with Jimmie Gleason and was within
a few yards Of the finish,
A crowd of spectators were close to
the track watching the race.
Something went wrong with Pat.
terson's car, apparently with the
steering wheel. The machine wav.
cred for minute and then raced over
to the side Of the track, struck an
obstruction and rose into the air.
A group Of about fifty men directly
in the path Of the car tried to scram.
bic out Of It's way. Some were unable
to do so and were struck by It as It
came down.
Among the spectators hurt were:
M. N. Walls, cut and bruised about
the left side of face.
John 8. Ryan, badly cut about the
legs.
F. c. Castle, bruises and lacera.
tons over the body.
Clarence Mills injured Shout the
limbs.
Patterson and his mechaniclan
were thrown from the car just as II
rose into the air.
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
BAKER HEADS c, G. P.
OF pennsylvania
Old Guard Supporter Heads
State committee-Pinchot
Forces Routed.
ny international News Service.

PHILADELPHIA, June TO-
W. Harry Baker was today
elected chairman of the Republi-
can State Committee by a vote of
81 to SO, in a hotly contested
meeting. The result was a stun
ming blow to the Pinchot sup
porters.
United States Senator George
Wharton Pepper was named a
national committeeman by ac-
clamation.
Senator Peppers expressed in
difference to the Office was over
come at the last minute by Con.
gressman William S. Ware, who
nominated him.
Old Guard In Smiles.
"Old Guard" Republicans mere
wore smiles last night when they
were informed of the election Ut
Senator George Wharton Pepper az
Republicaa national committeeman
from Pennsylvania and Of w. Harry
Baker as Republican State chairman
of that State.
The rout suffered by the sup
porters Of Clifford Pinchot. Pro,
gressive Republican. whose winning
Of the Republican nomination fof
governor Of Pennsylvania was her,
aided as a smash-up for the old Pen
rose machine, was hailed with sails.
faction from "Old Guard" Senators
and with expressions Of regret from
progressive Senators.
Bakers election was not unex
pected here, however. In view of pre-
vious reports that Pepper and other
"old Guard" leaders Of Pennsylvania
would command more than enough
votes to control the State committee
Continued on Page q, Column ~
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
EASTLAKE ON DUTY
At HAMPT0N ROADS
Transferred to Naval Station
For Employment in Re-
pair Of Motors.

HAMPTON, Va, June 10.-Roger
Delano Eastlake, acquitted last fall
of the murder Of his wife at Colonial
Beach, a crime for which Miss Sarah
Knox was sentenced to twenty years
in the penitentiary, arrived here this
week for duty at the Hampton
Roads naval air station.
Eastlake, who has been in the
navy for many years. is an aviation
chief machinist's mate. He was
transferred to the air station here
from the Washington Navy Yard,
where he was stationed following his
trial. At the time of the crime he
was stationed at the naval proving
station at Dahlgren, Nd. He will
be employed on the repair and ad-
justment Of airplane motors, It was
said at the base.
Eastlake testified for the prose-
cution at the trial OF the nurse, bv
whose hands Mrs. Eastlake came to
her death.
Eastlake was born In China and
spent several years OF his youth
there.
He married a Washington girl
shortly after his acquittal.
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
HEARST GIVES
HIS VIEWS ON
GREAT BRITAIN
Masses Better of Than Be-
fore War, He Finds-Man-
dates Advantage to Nation.
DEPREcATEs WAR TALK
Attitude Of Europe, He Argues.
is Plain Reason for U. s.
Remaining AIoof.
ny Universal Service.


LONDON. June 10.-Under .
headline, "What I Think of Brit
ain. by William Randolph Hearst"
the Sunday Illustrated prints the
following account Of a conversa-
tion which Sir Hall Caine had
with the publisher prior to his
departure for Paris. =
g., No Change In Ten Years
e. Sir Hall Caine: I'VE understand
Il u good many years since you
Mere in London before. Can YOU
say n there is any material change
which chiefly impressed your"
Mr.. Hearst: 1T h ten years since
have been In London. / see no
material change. The astonishing
thing to me IL that there II no ap-
parent injurious effect OF the war. In
fact. London, and England As far
as have seen. seem tome on the
whole better off than they were be-
fore the war.
There may be some lack Of EN-.
pioyment. apparently temporary and
due to circumstances OF the read.
justment period. but wages are
better than before the war. and that
is an important matter. In fact, an
improved standard Of living on the
part Of the mass Of the peepfe is to
my mind the most important matter
in the life Of q nation and the most
important object Of our democratic
form Of government and our occiden-
tai civilization.
"It is true that the wealthy
classes in England are probably nGt
so well off as they were before the
war. II their altered situation can be
regarded entirely from their own
selfish standpoint. War conditions
and postwar conditions have result.
ed In these favored classes not being
as disproportionately favored as they
formerly were.
Better for the People.
Taxation and other obligations
Of citizenship have compelled the
breaking up Of some Of the large
estates and the distribution Of the
lands to smaller holders, but this,
while II may be a disadvantage to
the privileged class, Is a distinct
advantage to the country as a whole.
In fact, the still further distribution
OF land and a still further equaliSa-
ton of classes would be q still
greater benefit to England, just a. It
would benefit any other country.
In addition to these improved
conditions in England itseif--condi-
tions which will demonstrate their
benefits very clearly and very
promptly-the British empire has.
Of course, gained greatly by the
acquisition Of large territories suit.
able for colonization and possessed
OF great potential wealth. This will
benefit the home country by with
drawing the surplus population and
so tending to keep UP the standard
of wages and the improved standard
OF living.
"I cannot see anything but i'm
CONTINUED on Page ., Column 81
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
BRITISH HOPE /.
FOR D|SSENS|0N
AS EXCUSE TO
INVADE AGAIN
Provisional President Tells OF
Momentous Issue at Polls
June IS.
GIVES EXCLUSIVE TALK
Britain's Peace Gesture Made
With Hope That Chaos
Would Follow.
GIVES EXCLUSIVE TALK
BY HAYDEN TALBOT,


tcopyrisht. 1891. by Hayden Taibst.)
DUBLIN. June 10.-"What dif-
ference would 1t make to the bulk
Of citizens in New York SO long
as fight was raging between
Tammany Hall and q Republican
machine that permitted thugs to
commit all kinds Of crimes
whether the Monroe Doctrine was
imperiled or mott" -
This was the answer Michael
Collins made to mo today when
! asked him how he could square
his action in signing the treaty
document with his coming to an
agreement with Eamon de Valera.
Outsiders Don't Understand.
It is the first comprehensive utter
ance the provisional government
leader has made for publication since
the formation of the coalition gov
ernment.
The point that outsiders are
bound to overlook" he continued.
"is that no Individual happening In
Ireland can be taken By itself and
accurately adjudged. -
Il am not giving away any
secret that Is not perfectly wen
known by Irishmen in Ireland-how.
ever surprising It may sound to
others-when say that q large par
centage Of the men--leaders a. well
as followers-now In battle array
behind sand bags in commandeered
buildings all over Dublin are, our
former comrades in arms. '.'
English Expected Chaos.
I'VE know them and we know
their point OF view. II IL our mis-
fortune that they do not understand
US ana our point Of view. 1t will
be Ireland's misfortune II we are not
able to convince the English gov
ernment of the facts in the case.
None Of US who know the truth
have any Illusions in the matter.
We know that England and Ulster
both have been gricvously disap-
pointed. that there should have
been Anything approaching work.
ing agreement reached In the south
Of Ireland. .-> .
I'VE know that responsible Eng
lish statesmen have confidently
counted on our proving their con-
tention that we are unfit to govern
ourselves.
'The gesture which gained such
worldwide approval as Lloyd
Georges giving US the measure Of
freedom, which the treaty un-
doubtedly gives us, was unqucs-
tionably made with the hope that
out Of u would como Internal dis-
order that would justify the recon
quest of ireland by English armed
forces with the worlds acquiesccnce.
at II no exaggeration to say that
q vast majority Of the Irish people
want complete independence-that
kind OF complete Independence
which only q republican form Of
government gives-but II 10 equally
as certain that only q negligible
proportion Of the Irish people are
prepared to fight and die for such
q measure Of complete Independence.
The American Revolution.
"And in saying This there 10 moth.
ing OF disparagement intended.
when the United statese wagsd its
war Of Independence II had not b-sn
held in bondage for $50 ysarG it
The Washington times., 1922-06-11

Wall Streets Punic War.
The New Steel Baby.
Kuhn, Loeb-Morgan Fight.
Watch Carefully.
ARTHUR BRISBANE
Copyright. 1sf2.)


tcopyriEht. isfa.)
Cities used to fight with sol
diers and ferocity. Now finan-
ciers with dollars and cunning.
Two hundred years before
Christ two cities looked at each
other and hated each other.
Across the Mediterranean,
Rome, city of Gentiles, hated
and envied the wealth Of Car
thage, Semitic ruler Of trade.
Carthage ruled for awhile, then
Cato's advice was taken. Car
thage was destroyed. They
murdered everyone, ploughed
where the city had stood, and
scattered salt that grass might
never. grow. Carthage never
came back.
Much later, in 1914. j. p.
Morgan and Company, great
Gentle money house. and Kuhn.
Loeb, great Semitic money
house. studied and hated each
other across the short distance
that separates 52 William street
from the corner Of Broad and
Wall streets in New York.
The Jewish house had steadily
The better Of it, growing while
Morgan's, after the great trust,
dwindled. When at last J. p.
Morgan, the Wall street dino
sauf, died, it was felt that he
went just in time to escape
knowing that Schiff had beaten
him. Morgan left little money
rs money goes. His works Of
art were stored free Of charge in
q public museum, and many Of
the finest were retailed to pros
porous competitors. It was a 52
William street victory.
Then, as at Carthage, some
thing happened. Nineteen hun
dread and fourteen brought the
war. Kuhn, Loeb was a partner
ship al born in Germany. Nor
gsn's was not only NOT Ger
man-born, but at heart three
quarters English. One was as
good an American firm as the
other, but not as good an English
firm.
Morgan's got all the war bust
ness, handled all the billions pro-
.xided -for England by America
and France, spent the money,
and presumably made the usual
patriotic commission.
Now comes another stage IN
the money war that in our day
replaces Punic wars, Wars Of
Roses, Guelphs, Ghibellines,
etc. The world war is over,
and Morgan's has lost Dawson,
its front brain. It is as though
Rome had lost Caesar at the
beginning Of the wars in Gaul.
Rome depended on individ-
uals, Carthage did not. Nor
gan's knows what Dawson
knew. Nobody there could ar
rive daily to see the Secretary
Of War even before the repor-
ters got around, as Dawson did.
In Kuhn, Loeb's, there are
quiet little men, sitting at
nicely polished desks, with
names you never heard of, any
one of them able to run the
firm and give what is left of
Morgan's the fight of its life.
What will be the next step
IN our Wall Street dollar war
Kuhn, Loeb now gives birth to
q steel trust, as Morgan's did
years ago. There is a good
fight hidden in that. Curl
ously enough, Untermyer,
Jewish lawyer, is fighting the
Kuhn, Loeb Steel Trust. You
did not find any great Gentle
lawyer fighting Morgan when
he had his little trust at the
breast. Gentiles stick togeth-
er-that explains some things
In history.
Somebody Is "short selling
the stock Of the Kuhn, Loeb
Trust before it Is even quite
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
Ex-Kaiser Sues Papers
On Charge of Slander

AMSTERDAM, June 10.-william
Hohenzollern, ex.Kaiser OF Germany,
has brought suit, charging slander,
against two German newspapers,
which raked up an old story about
the death of naval lieutenant while
William was ruling Germany, It was
reported from Germany today.
The officer in question was Lieu.
tenant Van Hackne. According to
the story. he committed iese majestic
by slapping the Kaiser's face. He
was sentenced TO death but was al.
legged to have committed suicide.
The Washington times., 1922-06-11
Chinese Slayer of q
To Face Firing Squad

SHANGHAI, June 10.-Declared
by the police to have committed
twenty-seven murders, principally
for the love Of killing, Won siau.Di.
twenty.three, leader Of one Of the
most desperate criminal gangs sver
broken up here, must face the firing
squad. 49,
Three Of his EanEsters, also were
sentencsd TO be shot. Men, women
and children were included In the
siaytnRs confessed boy wong.