The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-04-17
"Why Call Ye Me Lord, Lordo"
Asks Billy Sunday as He Hits
Hypocrites and Religious Shans
Christianity Can Save the World Says Evangelist in Sunday
Night Sermon-Some Stingy People Can't Give Away
10 Cents Without Singing, God Be With You Till We
Meet Again"

body challenged the statement, and
said,
What's the matter with your bro
ther-in-law. the professor"
He said, He's like the rest Of the
bunch, and I'll bet you ten bucks that
can make him mad"
The wager was made. These two
men had business transaction and
the doctor purposely' falsified the ac-
count in order to test the religion of
his brother-in-law, the professor, and
in response to some question that the
doctor knew was a lie flor he was
trying to sting him and put one over
on him, and the professor knew he
was) the professor jumped to his feet
and said,
you're a liar. Get out of my
house.
And he drove him out And his
brother-in-law, the doctor. took up
his hat and went, somewhat crest
fallen to think that so great and good
a man had sidestepped, but highly
elated to think he had rightly inter
preted human nature and was ten
spot ahead.
So they went to their homes and
retired. Soon the old doc was reel
ing her off like a Twin-Six, and the
old professor was rolling and tossing
with a troubled insomnia, and he
arose at two o'clock in the morning
and dressed, walked four miles across
the city and as the sun came trip
ping DER the banks of myrrh, he rap
ed on the door. His brother-in-law
opened it and he said.
Yesterday 1 called you liar. l
am sorry did it. l have come to ask
you to forgive me-"
And he drew him in and said, IF
that's religion, that's the brand I'm
| looking for, and l think I'd better
take a good old hypodermic injection
of the good old-time, worth-dying for
religion"
| christ's Opinion
! On World Problems.
What did Jesus Christ say?
haven't time II you had the disposi.
ton to hear all that he had to say,
but listen!
Jesus Christ said, Forgive your
debtors"
And the world says, "sue them for
their dough-"
Jesus Christ said, "It's more bless
ed to give than to receive"
The world says, Get all you can
! and then can all you get"
| Jesus said, "Glve to him that ask
eth of thee, him that would borrow
Of thee turn not away"
The world says, go to the Associ
ated Charities, l subscribe"
| Jesus Christ said, "You can't serve
God and mammon."
! The world says, God on Sunday
mammon through the rest OF this
week"
! Jesus Christ said, "Love you
neiahbor as yourself"
/ The world says, First come I, ther
l, then / come again"
4 Jesus Christ said, "Hin, that snnlt
eth thee on one cheek, turn to hin
the other ALSO"
The world says, "Call a cop"
Jesus Christ said, Iet him that !.
among you without sin cast the frs
stone.'
The world says, "Choose Judge!
that know the law and will give ;
decision in your favor If you pu
them there"
, Jesus Christ said, "Whosoeve
would be great among you, let him b.
servant of ALL"
: The world says, 'If you want t,
be some pumpkins, you must keep
valet"
Jesus Christ said, What God hail
Joined together let not man pu
asunder."
: The world says, 81 will divorce vol
and marry another woman and tina
will not be SIM
You lie!
: The only Scriptural grounds 70
( divorce is adultry. When it come
: to the divorce question l am a Re
: man Catholic from the top Of m
head to the bottom of my feet. l be
lieve the Bible teaches that you hav
right, my friend, to get a divorc
l on Scriptural grounds, but you neve
:, have a right to re-marry as long a
5 the one from whom you ere divorces
: is alive.
Never Would Marry
: A Divorced Person.
am an ordained minister C. tn
! gospel, so help me God ! shall neve
| prostitute my manhood and high an
| honorable calling to unite in marriag
! any man or woman that has ever bee
| divorced for any reason, as long a
| the man or woman from whom he o
| she is divorced is alive!
! One day in Chicago a fellow cam
up and rang the door-bell, and OF
he was dressed fit to kill! Had on
silk lid, he had a diamond in hi
shirt front as big as a hickory nu
patent leather shoes, Prince AlbeI
coat, silk-lined, hung below his knee:
And there was a girl about eightee
years of age-a peach OF a glrl-on
of these kind of girls you'd involur
tarily turn and look at twice If 20
saw her on the street-standing b
his side.
II So he tipped his lid and said, doe
the Reverend Mr. Sunday live here
N l said, 81 am he"
II He said, "Will you officiate at GU
wedding?"
Il l said, Have you the marriage
cense!"
II He said, "Sure Mike!"
II | said, I'm from Missouri, com
across"
II So he pulled it out and I looked g
il and / said, THAT looks good
me-"
II I said, Have either Of you bee
II married before?"