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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
Theaters Today

"B' Tleater.-"Across the Con-
tinent," with Wallace Reid as the
leading star, is being repeated to-
day; also repeating the Current
Events pictures and an episode of
1.-THE Blue Fox"
Lyric Theater.-Wesley Barry in
School Days" is still at The Lyric
and drawing big crowds; also re-
peating the Record Breakers"
comedy.
Pastime Thcater. - Evidence, :"
with Elaine Hammerstein as the
star, is being repeated today; also
the added attractions.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
SOUR STOMACH
Best Relieved by Chewing a
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablct--No
Water Nccded-Ca cry Them
Loose in Your Pocket.


What the average person needs
in this day and age is the bal
anced stomach sweetcner that he
can take at any time, at any
place and get relief right away.
This effect is had with ono or
two Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets.
No matter what you eat or drink,
il the stomach sours, gets gassy,
seems to bIoat and press against
the heart. il 1t. belches and heart
burn makes you miserable, try
these tablets. The moment they
reach the stomach they neutralize
the acids. they give the stomach
the alkaline effect 1t is craving
for and thus you soon feel good.
the stomach is settled and the
faults of indigestion are thus cor
rected. You may now eat pie,
cheese, sausage, pickles, II YOU
get q GO cent box of Stuart's Dys-
rcpsia Tablets today at any drug
store.-Ady.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11

time Of it scoring a victory But
in spite of three villains he comes
out ahead at the finish. Byron
Morgan, known for his many en-
tertaining automobile race stories,
many of which have been pictur-
lied with Wallace Reid as the hero,
wrote and adapted the story. Mary
MacLaren is leading woman and
Theodore Roberts has a splendid
character part.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
TILE PUBLIC LIBRARY.

Upon the shelves the good books
stand. unblemished by a readers
hand; TIE gilt is fresh upon their
backs, the covers show no seams or
cracks; the stately tones with wis
dom stored make small appeal to
readers bored by anything in print
whose drift il to instruct or to up
lift. The queenly dame who is in
charge remarks to me. "Our stock
is large of volumes stuffed with
useful lore; we have nine tons, or
maybe more. Our shelves are load
ed to the guards with works of
sages and Of bards. so choose a
book to suit your need. and take it
home with you and read" I'm
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
DEATHS AND FUNERALS

LUNA.-Anita Luna died yester-
day morning at her residence at
Old Albuquerque. She is survived
by her parents and two sisters.
Funeral arrangements are pend
ing. Crollott is in charge.
ORTIZ.-Dolores Ortiz, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Juan Ortiz, died
last night at their residence, 1925
West Granite avenue. She is sur
vived by her parents and one
brother. The body was taken to
Crollotts funeral parlors, pending
arrangements.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
BRITTON DEFEATS KELLY.

Havana. Cuba, Oct 10 (by the
Associated Press) Jack Britton.
the welterweight champion tonight
easily defeated Jimmy Kelly of
New York in a 12-round decision
bout here. Brittons weight was
announced as 149 pounds and
Kelly's as 149h.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11
GAME POSTPONED

Chicago, Oct. 10.-Rain today
caused the fourth postponement
of the city series between the Cubs
and the White Sox for the cham
pionship of Chicago. Weather con-
ditions permitting, the game will
be played tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11

The bridal headdress was intro
duced by the Anglo-Saxon bride,
who hound up her flowing tresses
after the ceremony as a sign of ac-
quiescence.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-10-11

T Adele Commandini, New Vol.
girl, -7on the first prize for the best
photoplay produced by students of
New York university in a recent
contest. Perhaps she'll get Z
chance to star in it.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
FANS HERE EXPECTED TO
SNOW COLORS SINCE BONUS
POSTED BY CLUBS REFUSED

Hegardlcss 81 whether iia Icuuini
Waning Gasscrs nrr hs1icn nui 90 their
.I,rc---ur the whole rs The case ma' he
-.Di the $1,000 bonus promised ihc pen
lbi winner, by the various clubs q
ihc West TrNas League AhIriIiu fans
iHisnd Go show their appreciation Of the
winning club here, aud 'pruuant
fund" ha, already bcru started.
~ TIE start Of the season = 5000 was
Ic.fstl--or supposed to have lseu-by
The eight clubs. o. ru 90 the pcnnaut
80 nners. hat 10 meeting az sWootWaicr
lat SUNDAY II va, voted ~ refund ihi,
ipuuey. 500 each. o. the duh ownrr,,
and ~ Consequence the rffuT oi the
iusscrs with thp bonus U.s. their Iotl,
la, been wasted insofar ~ an, special
remuneration from the club Tor winning
We pcn1Int J.. concerned. but the
assrrs do not intend 10 stop fiehtin..
r,rn though they de- uni rUo.itc @
FERN, a. holu.. aud viii keep right
un alder the second hlli u AuI can
aDprctiiic that hind ol baseball aud
.ru.i mauship. yol ate at liberty 90
eli,c 2 contribution to ilip 'pennant
isud' D., having your clecl, with !ho
..., ting cdi.or u the Daily News.
81 a starter. Scott BROTHERS send IN
'heh cree, To- $50 with tie following
Lf,'f.
loc GtrAm1 llp.ly NrNt
HI Sr
4i..r srel every -H4, played IA
home uD rJs this yer and l,inr
% Hs possible e loyal an. and
ne That our homie town club hls
Ii d remarkable baseball AN tho yolr
I 1901. hn.e NOT lHat series 0n home
..onl. We think the loaElo hI- dom,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

CHICAGO. Aux 1914 modem r.,.
f.- i1rue scoring f.r Doth teams v
establishing h.H ioI.v WHOM tho pr.4.
n.inhn nationals 1rI thr Chicago Cubs
'oo-ed p total ~ 90 runs ina o ina.r,
W' Chicago uor .e fu %. ChiDeu
scored % ur. .n on. inning ana 30 iu
another Tho former record Wa. m1ds
Nf 'hlnro and Louisville juno %. 1907.
when lotf clubs scored 90 rr.. Cf-
caan making thirty FIX
PHILADELPHIA .....032 100 0sf--3 : %
chi'aro ....ln0o ngnf 0ov-as o. 3
Ring WoIneri and Heulino. Wi.hrow.
kauiimann sfneiaui. EuhnkF. Morris.
Osborne end OFarru. Hartrstt.
Two base bits. Terry. Krur p. Mo-
Aan. Hoilorhr He1thcoto @. Grimes.
Ni.nr0w. frhlrE pcrkiuson and Wall
Eor Three base hits. Walker. Wr.aht.
stone Home rlu. aulcr Q. O'Fausu.
s'o.'n mse liol'oehor. warcrt Base
~ als kiuffmarn .. Ring .. Wonort
etHHand q Eglanka g. Morris /
'f"rn 3. Struck out Ring g. Wain.
- si4tand ]. Morris Q. Osborne 9.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
GkSSERs Make IT Three IN
row BY BEATING SKATERS
AGAIN FRIDAY BY 1875 SCORE

n WAS the .lnlr old story in two
aaSs. Ri,hburg can't beat the Gassers
and The locals took another game from
he ~Ns.iers, making u three straight
ior thc serir,.
Jnhun Mcnnor', gang Jumped on
Richburg IN the first Two inning, ia.
ruaurh run, a. win the game and the
final stntr Wa - 10 u az contest that
was featured by the fielding Of Gupp
ant - smith. both a. short Bspp ac
,cuicd nine chances. inr NJ them hard.
without 40 error while liz accepted
lwo chances. bnth ~ them cpsy. for two
crfor..
Johnny lu'rsuu went 100 iHrhburs X
f.i.. iu the sixth. desp.t, ih, fact th F.
hc uunDl % innings the dlt before
8fH heId fhc GlssDts o. fhr,. scattered
hits uud lone uilly iu three innings
ru, elmr VA also featured hv heIy
hi'rns. lpg APPLES and five double. b.
.ue hoes,u 'ut &C th" total OF % hits
f.r Ilr llt1uuou Auhsi,r uol,d uIt
i've d' sb'e. s., did Badger Comsook
rnt % DwIhlc and hi- usual steal sasei
EDp.nsoB ladror and Douglas hit u.
y Stipn'r MHum lol the 0U.
.husht anlns' iiichhurg. getting ihr..
tm,ti,. in ft, ir.ps
Th, Glss'rs jumped ON l,iohhufg
right ai ih, start BOO manner That as.
GrItcIcd Rlilrl and q -peasod some COZ
t.p fans Boz tho stand Three hits and
ln uH,r u,.od fnu. nuns and the .amr
work Boo 'he u.,t nru- Melted fou-
moro.
rudgo hell Inc ,>Iors htlcss until
ia. Inh Nh,I pln.n singled bot the,
liin -nr uuW "a, S.Nth when three
hits and ap ,ru CAV. The three runs
Tive r"r' h.ts U'., a.l thai Badger al
lowed Zoe tho faI r,H, Innings
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
Spudd r.toa Final.


IEAT MONT T,Ns Au4. 2'.--W.ch.
u Falls took Hr Dual game OF thn
s'r.os from th, ENput,r- her, today.
iH fl ..
S.urr hy uuIuss T.. VI T.
WICHITA ralls Dog t1n uNi 10 D. q
Hnmmor' - oun $3.50 600
|n,trl,-. ,eu, ANA k.tchr. Aloi
bs.ul sud 5 Uuf,i.
summary Stut,n bases. Tanner %
mHa slut. his Whu, lsu.
TH.h., H... D..,r. Kitchens
jrn.h. htu. hrht h.'.. THn
nof stanshury Frlm .t.u,k ut. o.,
How b iv Eaa. %. IF i'd, pa O.
l-isc on taiis oii aol d. .I E,en. q.
~ Busrha q Hf ur pitcher hv Mo-
Fl. f-rmun. $50 ptrh. L,eH, I'm
By res. iiu and iashclr.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

NuW"7l. --iUi bn~, hii, Nnhchr =.
Marrr %, touiocl, ihr,c hnSr hhS.
batgtr. Il, ugln>. 10 IN IN, >ci-er' SIC
il'D '.t,, Hay, Nrhr.cs ,hluey. Had-
ga. tur No,rc. smith .. tUmslo,h
Il uhir plnN. Nnhcirr una sisted. first
- 10 60 piiis. OF R'chburg T.. uil Badger
.: ,uura cut 10y Hichburg T. by Badger
l. TIM, l:30. mpirr Nlchari,.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

summary Runs gIuhn. IaursfHrf.
Brown. York. Tru,~.l1i' Reynolds. NJ.
fver, William. TueEs Is Wetzel. ~
lrcrs. Trucsdale Y-.t B. fvo lasc hits.
Gnh,r MclN,r. Fiagg -,crifcc hit-.
Chrv. doubt, PLAYS Netz.l 10 Cltrr o.
Holloway. Gulcr Go Fhgg 20 York. ln.
ninrs piich-d hy W,izr o. D., Ferguson
3 -. hy CanircIl = %. struck ouf by
Wctzol b. hy Fcrruson g. o., Cintr,u p
hase "a lr'lis. vi W,is.l 4. 80 F,rgu-
SON ?. of thntr,ll . Wild pitch. Wetzol.
nass'd balls. Erwin. SVen-un 9. -toler
hassS. Brown Tim' ,' emr 1855 TIM.
.plfs KuNksnlHu
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
TcNa, League

Shreveport af q lum0nt
Dallas af Houston.
Tmf Month Hf san Antonio.
vl,b.w Faus 20 Galveston
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
American League

Chicago ~ Philsdslnhia.
81 Louis ~ New York.
Dtroit AZ Washington
Cleveland ~ Boston
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
N0In

Ni accounts due tho Wcstern Hard.
VAR fornnlny are PAYABLE M william .
NF Company f89 East Fifif
affeIf
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
National League

Boston .t Cincinnati
Irookbn at rui -hurgb
N,W York si - L,ui.
rhilad, lpha IN Chicago
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

Highest dwelling "a Europe Is tha
monastry o. s.. Bernard ln ne Alps
mile and haif above s,a ioyd.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

titrcg4r'rn. IpWCrful sTpics.ye. =
a'.p oue q the most powerful L,ar.
muilHts known y mcd 80 science.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
stamford

f. f'.| N H'IIIH'|hH
laug,r ..... uuH fU. ..... . :
+taWlurI . fHu H,. ...
@ iaNr.
lAns.t,rr schmidt N,IIHa-. p-.,v
h'u' rum Clayton. stIf., .t. NJ
] anus. D.nsmor' Bih... ..... 49,.
Phillips o. White uiu-u0r. "a. ,,...,..'....
20 schmidt aru,. ,af b.. ut.,.r -,
l} ihill - .. base 'n lal. rff utc,.li
:. 'N iH'liiis mt a pitcher Ne.
Ll~ee hy Phillips. eId pirH w,,r.r
IN u ps' stolen bases Nhf. . IA.
Hams. conley. Time o.. sam. no -
pre- Edwards
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26

81 olt o.
laghhern.e flIf-e .-fai
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
WHERE THEY PLAY
West IcNas Iragnc

Luhlucf 40 clovis
SWtrfaatD 40 Amarillo.
Ahlsua Leo san Angelo.
Elul,r ai stamford
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1922-08-26
Make Cuticura Your
Daily Toilet Soap

Gear the pores oi imla-'iey by
ta..F use C.. Cuucu'a SOAP and oc-
csiora. touches Of Cuicura C.a,-
men, ag utcded. They az ide-l l.f
the sole se g slso Cut lg1 Iaicum
ior r. 'der.ug o.. Fenaat-E. !.
scope Lssh grts ia Hu'--.s slt-Ia ~.
er...sis 1tri s-f kllssn - tsss t.st f.eTr
SGT = fnH. if.~
~ Co.. .ufs 'eap shave q, bout laag
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
Radium Now $4,000 Per Gram; Was
$4,000.

Producers OF commercial radium
have recently advertised their product
at about $4,000 per gram tabout 1874
grains) of elemental radium, whereas
the former price was $4,000. The geo
logical survey officials have explained
the reasons for this new price as being
the discovery in Katanga, in Belgian
Congo, of large deposits of rich, easily
worked radium ores and to the erection
of plant at Oolen, Belgium, about 40
miles from Antwerp, for producing ra-
dunn from those ores, says the Engi-
neering and Mining Journal-Press Of
New York.
These deposits are at Luiwishi and
Kasolo, near Elizabethville, in the ex-
IRENE southern part of Belgian Congo,
and consist of veins on the property of
the Union Miniere du Haul Katanga, a
British Belgian company operating one
OF the worlds hugest copper bearing
properties in Katanga. The veins carry
pitchbiende, which is in large part al
tered to uranium minerals. A sub
sidiary company has been formed to
extract the raditm, and considerable
quantity of ore carrying many times
as much radium as the carnotite ores
that have heretofore governed the
worlds markets has been shipped TO
Belgium. No data are at hand, how
ever, to show that in the aggregate
the newly found deposits will event
ually yield as much radium as the de-
posits in the Rocky mountain region of
the United States, though consider
able quantity can be produced from |
the Katanga deposits at much lower |
cost; and il is that cost that is ruling
the radium market to-day.
American companies, closing down
their own mines, have undertaken to
market the African product, and ra.
dunn is, therefore, now offered at a
price lower than any that has pre-
vailed since ii became an object Of
and an opportunity is thus
given to branches of government. hos
pitfalls, doctors and philanthropists to
obtain the precious material at min.
imum expenditure, for IL seems prob
able that the price win 90 no lower.
Eventually the principal source Of ra-
dunn may again be the carnotite 4,
posits Of Colorado and Utah. and when
that time comes. if not before. the
price viii again rise.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
ALLEGED STOLEN
BONDS in BANK
Discovery Caused Sensa-
ton in Philadelphia
Financial Circles
GRAND JURY HAS
BEEN SUMMONED
Bonds Are Alleged To Be
Part of 81, 100000 Loot
Taken in New York

Philadelphia, Dec 9. Discovery in
a national bank in this city of $780,
600 worth of bonds alleged to be a
part of the sl,3oo00O' in securities
stolen from a. mail truck in New York
about a year ago, has led to a spe-
cial investigation blythe federal grand
jury and the summoning Of about q
dozen prominent business men and
bank officials before the jury for an
explanation. Government officials de-
clined to reveal the identity Of any
Of the witnesses, who were ordered to
appear before the grand jury Thurs
day, or the name Of the bank.
Four men are reported to have ne
gotiated loans aggregating S274,0000
from the bank, offering the s2s0000
in alleged stolen bonds and other
bonds, which government agents also
believe were stolen, as security.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
The K inest Green Tea
is undoubtedly
''SA'I..A||.D|A'
II is pure fresh and wholesome
and the flavor is that OF the true
green leaf. "a.

! the morning. Bake four hours in a
slow oven This pudding will shrink
on cooling. Serve cold with whipped
cream.
Goldfish Cakes--Soak one pound Of
Goldfish in cold water until fresh to
suit taste. Squeeze dry and put
through food chopper on to cloth to
dry well. To this about the same
amount of hot mashed potatoes, add a
beaten egg and season to taste. Beat
mixture hard and until light. Drop
from spoon into hot fat and cook UNI
til brown. Beating hard and drying
fish well is the secret Of light fish
cakes.
Mince Meat-For each pound of
meat use W pound Of suet, for every
bowl full of chopped meat and suet,
cooked, use three bowls of apples
chopped, two tablespoons Of salt, two
heaping cups Of brown sugar, juice Of
two lemons tif liked), one cup Of mo-
lasses, one cup vinegar, two pounds Of
seeded raisins, one pound of currants,
three teaspoons of cassia, one tea
spoon of nutmeg, " teaspoon OF cloves,
V teaspoon of allspice. Stir all to-
gether, add meat stock and cook slow
ly; add cup of coffee and any jelly
that you have on hand. Pack in stone
crock or jars and put in q cool place.
A little chopped citron may be added
to this recipe.
Ounce Honey-Seven or eight
ounces grated or put through food
hopper, four pounds graduated sug-
ars one quart water. Boil. all together
until mixture turns red and is quite
thick. Usually takes about two hours
or more Of gentle boiling Add more
water if mixture does not turn red
before it thickens. This is delicious
served on fiakey crackers with cream
,heese.-Rutland Herald
Dorothy Dexter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
To Enjoy Your Walk

A certain merry vagabondage should
take possession Of the man who sets
forth afoot on holiday bent. Leave the
shackles Of conyentionality at home
and be yourself.
Real holiday is absolute change.
Discard your watch II doesn't matter
to an hour or two what time it il.
Your stomach will tell you when you
want your dinner, and il the sun be
shining yon must use your compass
and learn that it will be due south at
midday. The farm laborer keeps his
time BY the shadows
Never 90 a-tramping with crowd; ;
let the limit be one or two, and take
care that they are kindred souls.
There will be some, like Stevenson,
who find most enjoyment in walking a.
lone, or who, like Hazlitt, cannot see
any wit of walking and talking at the
same time.
Probably more Of us viii agree, says
Max Albright, with Sterne's human
dictum: Let me have companion
of my way. were IL but to remark how
the shadows lengthen as the sun de-
clines."
Never Judge another tramper by his
clothes. | once greeted wreck of a.
man. in shabby old coat and a bat
tered hat. who taught me more OF way
side flowers than ever / learned in
books.
Not the least of the virtues of tramp
ing is the fact that il Is never out Of
season. Most sports and pastimes
have their day and cease to be. The
glory of December morning when the
rhine lies on the grass, and the nip Of
The air makes the ears tingle is not less
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
What Vas Necessary.

Six-year-old Mary Ellen had formes
the habit of keeping the family wait
ing az mealtimes while she washed hel
hands at the kitchen sink. Nor did she
break IL when her grandfather, who
was a minister. came to her home ia
visit.
One day her mother bad called to her
to hurry, hut Mary Ellen sfill fingered
And mother spoke with more author.
ity, saying: Mary Ellen you hurry
up"
Back ioated Mary Ellen's answere.
You can tell grandfather to 20 on snd
say grace. l can hear every word Of n
in aere a. vel a. in there. Indian
arolis News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
BELGIUM INCLINED
TO SUPPORT FRANCE
In Latter's Energetic Proposals for Di-
rect Action in Ruhr Dis
fricf

Brussels, Dec (By the Associated
Press The Belgium cabinet, it was
learned to-day, Is inclined to support
Frances energetic proposals for direct
action in the Rhur district if such a
course is necessary.
Belgium, however, has hoped for a
successful arrangement through Brit
ish cancellation Of war debts and a
French agreement to reduce the repara-
tions total to an amount justifying an
international loan to Germany.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
Squatter's Rights.

Farmer-Waal, young man, what do
you wantg
surveyor-We're running railroad
through here.
Coin to run it through my barns9
yep"
"Waal, you can't run it through to-
day, I've got hen settin' Life.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
Fathers Advice.

Daughter Father, you've often said
That when your business enemies got
you in a tight fix you never gave in
until they started to squeeze you. Is
that the right way to dot
Father Certainly, dear. if / gave in
too much they wouldn't have any
mercy on me. But why do you aski
Daughter-0h, nothing much. Only
last night George asked me for kiss
and | wouldn't give it to him until he
started to--."-Rehoboth Sunday Her
aid.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06

pleasing in its way than day of Aug
ust when the bees are on the heather
and the Red Admiral butterflies run
riot over the beds Of hemp agrimony I;
nor IL the June twilight more intoxicat-
ing than winter afternoon when the
sun sets red in the blue mists and the
tramper, with checks aglow and happi-
ness in his heart, sets round pace for
home and love and beauty. Halifax
Chronicle.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
An Apoplectic Moment.

1t was in the busiest time of the day
on traffic blocking Broadway. The traf.
iic officer signaled the long line Of wait
ing autos to proceed A fair young
f1apper stalled her machine in the mid
die of the crossing.
'sNyhat the HIS the matter with
you?" shouted the officer.
replied the calm young lady, "but my
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
Are You the Man Who
Never Reads Advertisements ?"

Some men, who are neither blind
nor illiterate, claim sincerely
that they never read advertise
ments."
Yet, if you could investigate,
in each case you would find that
the man who never reads adj
vertisements" used an adver-
tised tooth paste or shaving
cream or soap. If he owns an au-
tomobile it will be an advertised
car. If you ask his opinion of any
automobile he win reply in words
that might have been lifted bod
lily from an advertisement of
that automobile.
Advertising has formed his
opinions to a great degree. He
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1922-12-06
Friends Tears Understood.

Il can't understand why women weep
at wedding can your"
"0nly partly. II seems that bride
weeps because the wedding is hers and
her friends weep because it isn't
theirs. Boston Transcript.
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Suited the Subject.

"This isn't a very good picture of
your baby brother, is it 7" said the Wis
itor.
NO" replied 5-yearold Alice. "But,
then, he amt a very good baby
Stray Stories.
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IA Narrow soueak

"A motar truck smashed the hahy
carriage 70 smithercens. MUM.
~Horrorsi Was the baby hurt ~
You're mighty lucky. mum He was
kidnaped Only Eve minutes before >
Life.
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Merchants Bureau
Burlington Chamber of Commerce

I'm very well. thank you" sweetly
engines dead. Judge
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may have received his informa-
ton through others who OBJ
tanned their knowledge from adj
vertising. But it is a fact that
no man can escape the effects of
advertising even if he does say
he never reads advertisements"
Not one of us ever reasoned
out entirely from his own mind
that the earth is round. If we
had not read it or heard it we
would neverhave known it.
In these days of good, truthful,
helpful advertising to say Il
never read advertisements" is
merely your way of saying. 81
don't read all advertisements"