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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-08
GREAT RECEPTION
FOR SIR ROBERT BAIRD
Irish Newspaper Publisher and Head of the Ulster Adj
vertising Club Will Be Guest Wednesday Even
ing of the Richmond Advertising Club.

~" Robert Baird * B. T.. u. H..
mead OF the Belfast. ireland. "Tclc-
graph" ana associated newspapers
and president Of the Ulster Advortis-
ing Club. which is affiliated with the
Associated Advertising Clubs of the
World, accompanied by his brothcr-in-
law. Mator-General Sir Menus
OKeefc. X. c. NJ. &. b., OF Belfast.
who are in the United States in the
Interest OF securing the 1924 convcn-
| ton OF the Associated Advertising
Clubs OF the World for London, Will
leave Washington next Wednesday at
| 1856 o'clock ana will arrive in Rich
inond az o'clock.
AT o'clock that evening they will
DO tho special guests OF the Rich
mond Advertising Club at II tosti-
inonial dinner. which Will follow the
wedding" OF The Womcn's Advcr-
Using Club TO tho Richmond Advcr-
Using Club in tho auditorium of Muir
phys Hotel.
Looks Forward to Visit.
President L. II. Hotze, Jr, OF the
Richmond Advertising club. who was
| in New York last week attending the
convention OF the American Bankers.
Association. met Sir Robert, whom he
says is looking forward to his visit
''N' tsittN itll I
pleasure.
Sir Roberts visit Will embrace New
York. Washington. Richmond. Al
lnnta, Philadelphia, New Orleans, Ell
PaSo. Los Angeles. Santa Cruz. San
Francisco. Seattle or salt Lake CITY.
Chicago and Buffalo.
dispatch from Belfast SAYS that
Sir Roberts luggage contained "A pile
Ct boxes OF Irish linen handkcrchiefs
which have been sent to him for prc
sentation to the presidents OF the
leading advertising Clubs in Amer
lea.
invitations have been sent out hy
the Richmond Advertising Club which
read as follow.
The honor of your presence is re-
qucstcd at the wedding of the Wo-
mems Advertising Club tc. the Rich :
! monG Advertising club. "Wednesday.
Octc Der IL. 1872. at J.. NJ. Murphy's
Hotel. Richmond. Va. To be followed
By a testimonial dinner rendered Sir
Robert Baird, Is. Il. L.. H. L.. !. T..
of Ulster Advertising club. Bcfra:t.
ireland; Major General Sir Menus
O'keefe. *. G. NJ. G.. c. b. of Belfast.
Ireland. r. s. V. u.
Governor Among Guests.
Besides the foreign guests. Others
Will he:
Governor T.. Lee Triuklc. Attor.
n"y-Gcneral John X. Saunders. Mayo,
George Ainslic. 4. T. Wilmer. british
FIce-consul, Richmond; j. ". Brink.
meyer. president Poster Advcrtisin,
Association. ST. Louis. Mo: W. Mead,
Addison. president Richmond Clear.
ing House Association: l. ]. Mar
'us" president Richmond Chamber
OF Commerce; w. T. Dabncy. genera
manager and j. y. Gawthrop. secre
tarN. Richmond Chamber OF Com
incrc": Major Allen J. Saville. Dircc
Tor OF Public Safety: G. p Hasbrooi,
general manager Tho Dispatch Pa
pers; James c. Latimcr. The Dis
| patch Papers; John Stewart BRYAN
| News Leader; DIR. Douglas Freeman
News Leader; John g. White. prcsi
cent Rotary Club. Thomas H. Howell
president kiwanis Club: w. l.. OKLA
| merry. president Richmond Frs
Cub: Rev. II. II. c. Maclachlan. pres
| ident Lions Club: John :. Nunce
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-08

tending physicians that no was go
Ing tc get all right" 1t was largely
this spirit and the indomltablc-
nerve OF the daring diver that en-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-08

candy. ana other daintles. Mabel Cody
started subscription fund for VIII
Son among the performers at the
fair grounds yesterday
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-10-08

abled tho surgeons to perform the
delicate operation successfully. II Is
said.
Touched by the patients appeal for
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05

get back In line or won't let you
b'long to 1t at all -
The pretender succumbed; he In
stantly dismounted, being out-shouted
and Overawed. On foot he took his
place in the ranks, while Ramsey be-
came sternly vociferous. "In-tention,
company! Farwud march! Column
right! Right-showdler harms! Halt |
Far-wud march. Garry harms"
The army went trudging away I'M
der the continuous but unheeded fire
Of orders, and presently disappeared
round corner, leaving the veteran
chuckling feebly under his walnut tree
and alone with the empty street. All
trace of what he had said seemed to
have been wiped from the grandson's
mind but memory has curious ways.
Ramsey had understood not fifth nor
a tenth of his grandfather's talk, and
already he had forgotten" all of IT.
yet not only were there many, many
times In the boys later life when,
without ascertainable cause, he would
remember words and sentences spoken
by the grandfather, though the lis
tener, half-drowsily. had heard but the
sound of an old, earnest voice-and
even the veterans meaning finally
took on greater definiteness till 1t
became, In the grandson's thoughts,
something clear and bright and beauti-
full that he knew without being just
sure where or how he had learned 1t.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05

that he erased half Of it, slowly re-
traced figures, and stepped back as il
to see whether perspective improved
their appearance. Again he lifted the
eraser.
Ramsey Milhollandl"
"Ma'am?'
"Put down that eraserl"
"Yes'm. just thought"
Sharply hidden to get forward with
his task, he explained In feeble voice
that he had first to tie q shoestring
| and stopped to do so, but was not per-
mitted. Miss Ridgely tried to stimu-
late him with hints and suggestion:
found him, so far as decimals went,
mere protoplasm, and, wondering how
| SO helpless a thing could live, sum-
moned to the board little Dora Yocum,
the star Of the class, whereupon Ram
sey moved toward his seat.
Stand still, Ramsey You stay
right where you are and try to learn
something from the way Dora does
IT."
The class giggled, and Ramsey stood,
but learned nothing. His conspicuous
ness was uncomfortable, because all of
his schoolmates naturally found more
entertainment In watching him than
In following the performance Of the
capable Dora.
Instructed to watch every figure
chalked up by the mathematical won
der, his eyes, grown sodden, were I'M
able to remove themselves from the
part In her hair at the back of her
head, where two little braids began
their separate careers to end in cou-
pie OF Observation-Disclosures bits Of rib
bon, one upon each Of her thin Shout
der blades His sensations cl0gged his
intellect; he suffered from unsought
notoriety, and hated Dora Yocum !;
most of all he hated her busy little
shoulder blades.
He had to be kept In after school !;
and when he was allowed to go home
he averted his eyes as he went by the
house where Dora lived. She was out
in the yard, eating a doughnut, and
he knew it; but he had passed the age
when 1t is just as permissible to throw
a rock at girl as at boy and
sitting his normal inclinations, he
walked sturdily on, though he INDUCED
himself so far as to engage in MUIR
INJURED conversation with one Of the
familiar spirits DWELLING somewhere
within him. "Pfa!" said Ramsey to
himself-or himself to Ramsey, since
it is difficult to say which was which.
"Pfa! Thinks she's smart, don't she?''
Well, / guess she does, but she
ANTI" II hate her, don't your"
=. you bet your life hate her!"
Teachers Pet. that's what call her !"
(. well, that's what 1 call her,
too, don't IY "Well, / do; that's all
she is, anyway-dirty ole Teachers
Pet I"
Continued next week.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05

Ducoman, and the unknown hus-
band and wife Of any of the above
named parties, If such be living, and
all unknown heirs, legatees, devils
ees, personal representatives and sue
cessors of each of the above named
defendants, and all unknown grant |
ees, assigns, owners and persons
claiming any interest thereof under
said defendants or any Of them, or
any estate, right, title or interest in
or encumbrance or lien upon any of
the real estate described herein, as
well as their unknown heirs, devils
ees, legal representatives, successors
and assigns, and all unknown de-
PENDANTS, Defendants
STATE OF WISCONSIN, to the said
Defendants:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within 20 days after service of this
summons, exclusive of the day of ser
vice of this summons, and defend the
above entitled action in the court
aforesaid; and in case of your failure
so to do, judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demand
Of the complaint, of which a copy is
herewith served upon you.
J. w. CAROW, Plaintiffs Attorney.
r. o. Address, Ladysmith, Wisconsin,
Rusk county.
NOTE
This is an action to quiet title and
affects the Southwest Quarter of the
Northwest Quarter (SWA Of NWA
and the Northwest Quarter of the
Southwest Quarter (NWA of SWAl
of Section Number Thirty-fve 1857,
Township Number Thirty-five (35)
North, of Range Number Five 80
West, Rusk County, Wisconsin. Sum-
mons and complaint are on file in the
office of the Clerk of Court for Rusk
county.
Signed. J. w. CAROW, Atty.
First publication April IA. 1922. 1-6)
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05
CHAPTER /.

When Johnnie comes marching home
Hurrahl Hurrahl
Wen give him hearty welcome then,
Hurrahl Hurrahi
The men with cheers the boys with
The ladies' they will all turn out
And we'll ell feel gay, when Johnnie
comes marching home again!
The old man and the little boy, his
grandson, sat together in the shade Of
the big walnut tree In the front yard,
watching the Decoration Day Pa
rade," as 1t passed up the long street; ;
and when the last of the veterans was
out Of sight the grandfather MUIR
INJURED the words Of the tune that came
drifting back from the now distant
band at the head Of the procession.
did you. Grandpa?" the boy asked.
did I whatT"
Did you all feel gay when the army
got homer"
''It didn't get home all at once, pre-
cisely," the grandfather explained.
when the war was over suppose we
felt relieved, more than anything else"
"You didn't feel so gay when the
war was, though, guess! !" the boy
ventured.
II guess we didn't"
"Were you scared, Grandpa? Were
you ever scared the Johnnies would
VIM"
mo. I'VE weren't ever afraid of
that"
"Well, weren't you ever scared your
self, Grandpa? mean when you were
In battle"
"Oh, yes; / was" The old man
laughed. Scared aplenty"
II don't see why" the boy said
promptly. II wouldn't be scared in a
battle"
Wouldn't your
"'Course not Grandpa, why don't
you march In the Decoration Day pa
rade? Wouldn't they let you?"
"pm not able to march any more.
Too short Of breath and too shaky in
the legs and too blind"
II wouldn't care" said the boy. I'D
be in the parade anyway, if was YOU
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05

~ Wouldn't Care" Said the Boy. M'd
Be In the Parade Anyway, II Was
YOU"
it'd been In your place, Grandpa. and
they'd let me be in that parade, I'd
been right up by the band. Look,
Grandpa Watch me, Grandpa This
Is the way I'd be, Grandpa"
He rose from the garden bench
where they sat, and gave a complex
imitation Of what had most appealed
to him as the grandeurs of the pro-
cession. his prancing legs Stimulating
those of the horse Of the grand mar
shal, while his upper parts rendered
the drums and bugles Of the band, as
well as the officers and privates Of the
militia company which had been fea-
ture Of the parade. The only thing
he left out was the detachment of
veterans.
"Putty-boom Putty-boom Putty
-booml" he vociferated, as
the drums-and then as the bugles:
'Ta, Ia, ra, tarar' He addressed his
FESTIVE legs: whoa, there, you
Whiteyl Geel Haw! Git upl" Then,
waving an imaginary sword Sol
lumn right Farwud march! Halt!
Carry harmsl" He carried arms"
"Show-dler harms!" He "shouldered
arms" and returned to his seat.
'That'd be me, Grandpa That's the
way I'd do" And as the grandfather
nodded, seeming to agree, thought
recently dismissed returned to the
mind Of the composite procession and
he asked:
"Well, why weren't you ever afraid
the Johnnies would whip the Unions,
Grandpaw
"Oh, we knew they couldn't"
II guess So The little boy laughed
.1sdainfil'ls blinking his question sat
Elsfaci4ai;l answered II guess those
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CONTINUED next week.
impossible, Says Senator.

/, Boston-Senator Walsh of Massa-
chusetts, in a telegram to Mayor Cur
ley, declared that nearly every mem.
Der Of Congress, the Senate particu-
larly, is either for or against labor,
and the possibility of getting an i'm.
partial tribunal for strike investiga-
ton Is unlikely" The message was
in reply to one from Mayor Curley
urging congressional investigation
of the New England textile strike.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05

STATE OF WISCONSIN, IN CIR
CUT COURT FOR RUSK COUNTY
John Hauser, Plaintiff, v. Daniel B.
Full, D. B. Full, William T. Price,
Alexander McLaren, A. M. Drake,
John A. Blechfeldt, William III. Tall,
e. j. Farr, William G. Wean, A. J.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1922-05-05
Discovers Broken Rail.

Portsmouth, president Harding's
train running over the Baltimore &
Ohio tracks had narrow escape from
derailment near Hamden when track
walker discovered broken rail just
before the train was due. The spe-
cial with the President and party
aboard was delayed until the rail was
replaced.
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
.coMMUTER HAS GREAT IDEA
WARNS W;aslrytns His Hat Before Putting 1t On
11sy.ssA hen! the Morning Is of the
,EaET = r%S$iNii Chilly Order. .c.-.

The commuter was shivering. An icy
blast had chilled him through when he
got out Of bed to close the window
and, although he was about to seat
himself at the breakfast table, his
teeth chattered' at the thought Of the
cold walk he must take to get the
$40.
Suddenly brilliant idea struck him.
He dashed into the hall, rescued soft
hat from the hat rack and, slipping in
to the living room turned on the elec-
trio lamp and dropped his hat over it.
His better half, who had been re-
garding him with amazement, but who
had been married long enough to know
not to ask questions in the middle of
her husbands brilliant schemes,
stepped to the door of the living room
and smiled. la .s.-s +
'"Come on, DEAR" she pleaded ;
'you're late now and I've got the love-
liest mullins" n.
''Fine," was the response. Suppose
you wonder what's the big idea. Well,
you know, when man is cold he puts
on his hat. I've improved on that. Got
my hat on the lamp warming. The
leather band inside is always so cold
these mornings"
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
AGED MAN WOULD SEE WORLD
Turkish MethuseIah, at 146, Refuses
81 to Consider Himself as Too Old
aa@: aij Ito Travel. ~ & x.

A modern Aethuselah, reputed to be
the Oldest man on earth, has started
ont to see the world before, he gets
too old to travel" Fora Mehmed,
one hundred and forty-six years old,
! Of Censtantinople has arrived in Paris.
Fora, who has been working pretty
consistently for 14O years, is in ex-
cellent health and boasts Of being
able to carry 2oo-pound weight.
Fora produces Identification pa
pers to prove he was born in 1775,
and he refers to his closest competi-
tor for longevity honors, a Sioux In
dian in the United States, aged one
hundred and thirty-seven years. as
"a mere boy Fora has a son ninety
five years old, and he has SO many
descendants that he long ago lost
count. :, >. H., II
The aged Turk is a skeptic on the
subject of matrimony. Having tried
the experience four times, he says
he speaks with certain amount of
authority. -
"Women," said zora, shaking his
head, bitterly, women, they may seem
as sweet as the rosy, dawn, but, verify,
they are more often like thorns, hidden
only by a rosy extterii(trt. = 4 S't'.' 1.. Y 7
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
HAPPILY MARRIED.

Miss Evelyn Viola Ouren of Hanska
agraduate of5the New Ulm High school
and Algot A. Blomquist of ST. James
were quietly married atAthe Nora par
sonage at Hanska, Monday morning,
February at II O'clock. The bride
is the daughter Of Mrs. Nora Ouren
of Hanska and the groom is "a son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Swan Blomquist of st.
James. Miss Jessie Johnson played
the wedding march and Miss Lily
Blon1quist, q sister Of the groom and
Maurice Ouren, q brother Of the bride
attended the bride and groom. Dr..
"A. -. Norman tied the nuptial knot.
At 80. in the evening about SO Of
the nearest relatives and friends were
entertained at the brides home at q
splendid wedding dinner. The groom
is at present running a farm near St.
James where the newlyweds will go
to housekeeping. 4
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
New United States HOSPITALS.

a Before the year ended the United
3 States public health service had added
three more hospitals ITO the fourteen it
had opened since January l last. 1t IS
9,also preparing nine other hospitals,
gfour Of which will probably be. opened
aby May / and the others a little later.
All of these hospitals have either been
: leased from private owners or taken
. over from the army or the navy, the
new construction authorized by con.
gress at. the extra session not yet
being well under way.
Hospitals planned to be opened for
1922 include the tuberculosis hospi-
tails at beautiful Dawson Springs, KY;
Excelsior Springs, Mo-, and Rutland,
Mass, with "a total Of 920 beds; the
general hospitals at Fort Walla Wal
la, Wash, and at Norfolk, Va, with
total of i ,24O beds, and the neuro-
psychiatric hospital in the Bronx, New
York city, with 1000 beds. .sl.
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
London Police,

London, England, probably has the
largest and the most efficient police
force in the world. The metropolitan
police force has charge Of an, area be-
side the River Thames composed Of
twenty-one land divisions and compris-
ing an area of 6SS square miles. A
superintendent is over each division.
In 1916, the force had a strength of
22,323- composed Of thirty-six superin-
tendents, $50 inspectors, 1906 SER
geants, and 1852 constables. The
criminal investigation department, hav-
ing a central body at New Scotland
Yard, and branches in each division,
was organized in 1878. A branch of
this department is the convict super
vision office, founded in 1880. The
City of London police had a force Of
1,161 in 1916, LOIS being constables.
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15

full, including several from his fellow
workers. '
Life History.
Leo F. Wendt was born in Turner
County, South Dakota December IL,
1889, and came to New Ulm with his
parents when young child. He at
tended the local schools, finishing his
work at the High School and going to
the Commercial College at .Mankato
when about 19 years Of age. He had
not lived here since that time as upon
finishing his commercial course he went
to Iowa and entered the employ of the
Telephone people. There he was mar.
ried May Is, 1916 to Miss Bertha
Hoftetter of Des Moines, Iowa. There
were no children and when the United
States entered the war, the young man
felt that it was his duty to go. He
enlisted and, was sent to Camp Pike
for training July 26, 1918, where
he remained until September when his
detachment was ordered overseas. He
arrived in France about October and
his parents received card telling them
of his safe journey across but two days
later came telegram telling them that
he had died of pneumonia very shortly
after landing. 81
The deceased is survived by his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. w. F. Wendt
of this city, his wife, living. in ,Des
Moines, and his sister, Mrs. H. G..
Hubbard of Fargo, NJ
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
Nose-Tip Vaccination.


T. The aged japanese statesman had
a little, saucer-shaped scar on the tip
Of his nose. = *c.s Y"
"All we japanese Of the older gen
GRAFTON have this scar,' he said. Its
our vaccination mark" ,T :EI
: Mercy !"JeI I'm b,a I'D gssl
'Yes, it'sfour vaccination mark. In
the old days, when compulsory vac
cination first came in, we vaccinated
everybody on the tip Of the nose.
Why? Well, because it was a good
place-no movement there, you see, to
rub off the scab. Also because a vac
cination mark on the nose tip was cas-
lily identified by the medical officer
no need to take off half your clothes
in order to prove that you'd been vac
cinated., ri
eyes, nose-tip vaccination had it's
good points, but before the modern
hankering after beauty it had to go,
just as knee vaccination is going, here
in the western world, before the one
piece bathing dress and the stocking
rolled down to the top Of the calf"
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
ASKS PROTECTION FOR GAME
Hawaiian Fish and Game Association
Asserts That Condition on the
Islands Are Bad.

The latest application received by
the American Game Protective associa-
tion for club membership comes from
Hawaii. The Hawaiian Fish and
Game association has been formed by
a handful Of the sportsmen in the
territory who have realized that un-
less they take drastic steps the game
on the islands will soon be exter-
minated
Bruce Cartwright, secretary Of the
Hawaiian association, writes that for
merly the islands were alive with
game, but due to poor law enforcement
and the lack Of adequate protective
measures the condition is now serious.
The greater part of the population
are Orientals, and to teach them that
game must be protected prove a
laborious task, he says.
' The Chinese dove, Mongolian 9pheas-
ant and California quail are the most
common upland game birds, although
formerly, peacocks, turkeys and wild
chickens We're plentiful. Golden
splover are very numerous during
migration. Ducks and other shore
birds also visit the islands. " ..
The game animals in Hawaii con-
sists Of goats, sheep and deer. The
theory has been advanced-and found
the ear Of the lawmakers on the is
lands-that deer are detrimental to
forests. It is asserted that they de-
stroy forests by eating the protective
covering from the roots of the trees.
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
A Pointed Question.

Alice Whitney Auerbach, seven-year-
old daughter os Murray A. Auerbach,
executive secretary of the Indiana Tu-
berculosis association, is an ardent Iad-
.vocateLof women's rights.tit4 ,ow 80
Alice wenttte CHURCH. Christmas Sun
day and the cstYPilr: chtYoPir sang hymns hymqln jn Wlhieh
"Peaee on Earth Good VIII Will to oM Men3}' el3
often occurred. -s.--, 1sa ",
Miss Auerbach stood it as long as
she could. Then lishe leaned over to
her parents and sin5 a whisper that
was easily overheard, she saidsnos1a,
Daddy, why do they always sing
Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men?
Why don't they sing Good Will to
Ladies' now and en?'-Indianapolis
News. .1 su4
New Ulm review., 1922-02-15
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AS COMET SWINGS ITS TAIL
Speed Records Of Celestial Bodies Are
All Broken When They Turn IA.
Around the Sun.

One Of the most remarkable things
about comets is the presence of a
tail. Not that all have them. Many
possess such appendages, and some
make marvellous displays. However,
the tail appears to beisa transient af-
fair somehow due to the comets
proximity to the sun. A periodic comet
which displays "a magnificent tail at
one apparition may show little or moth
ing of this character upon another oc!s
casion. siShE
AS "a typical comet swings swiftly
round the sun, the. tail seems to{sWing
around as well. Always it stretches
from the comet in a direction away
from the sun. AS the tail may be
many millions Of miles in length, an
explanation is needed to cover the
question as to how 1t is possible in
a few days to swing the tail through
an arc of 180 degrees. Some comets
are, extraordinarily rapid movers as
they round the sun. Thus, the periodic
comet, of 1S43 reached, in it's swiEg g
round, the wonderful velocity of 800
miles per second. However, it is more
particularly the rapid angular swing
of the tail that needs explanation. If
the tail is precisely the same object
throughout, a 72-hour swing of a hun
dred million miles Of tail. through two
right angles would mean that the
terminal particles covered an arc CON
siderably over 15O,OOO,0OO miles long
at the rate Of some 600 miles per sec
nd.-Scientific American.