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The Washington herald., 1922-04-21

The President and Mrs. Harding
entertained at dinner last evening
In honor of Marshal and Nine.
Jo1re, who are making a brief visit
In Washington.
The entrance hall. the state din
ing-room, the various reception
rooms. the state stairway and the
East Room have never been. more
beautifully adorned than last eve
ming when they were profusely and
artistically decorated in red, yellow
and pink roses, lilacs, pink and
white Japanese cherry blossoms.
dslicate sprays of spirea and other
spring flowers.
The oblong table in the state
dining-room. where the dinner was
served. was especially lovely with
baskets of fruits. low bowls of pink
and yellow roses alternating with
tall vases of roses with touches OF
spirea, and roses and fern grace.
fully arranged here and there on
the table near the places OF the
guests An unusual and beautiful
feature in the table decoration were
the twin tulips that were held by
each fugurine on the Dolly Madi-
son plaque in the center of the
table
GUESTS ARE RECEIVED
IN THE BLUE ROOM.
The President and Mrs. Harding
received the guests in the Blue
Room, after which the company
was taken to the dining-room,
where Nine. Joffre was seated on
the right Of the President and Nine.
hHR laff right
of Nine. JofTre was seated Secretary
Hughes. At Mrs. Harding's right
Marshal Joffre was placed and at
her left was the French Ambassa-
dor. Jules Jusserand. To the right
of Marshal Joffre was Mrs. Hughes.
Mile. Germaine Lozes. the daughter
af Nine. Joffre, had sitting at her
Wight the Assistant Secretary of
State. Leland Harrison, and at her
left was the Assistant Secretary Of
War, J. Mayhem Wainwright.
MANY DISTINGUISHED
GUESTS ARE PRESENT.
The other guests were the Secre-
tary Of War and Mrs John W.
Weeks. the Secretary of the Navy
and Mrs. Edwin DENLY. Senator
Henry Cabot Lodge. Senator ana
Mrs. James W. wadsworth. jr., Rep
Tesentative and Mrs. Julius Kahn,
Representative Stephen G. Porter,
Gen Pershing. Admiral and Mrs.
Robert z. Coontz, Maj. Gen. and
Mrs. James @. Harbord, Maj. Gen.
and Mrs John A. Lejeune, Col.
George A. l. Dumont, military at
tache French Embassy. and Nine
Dumont: Lieut.. Col. Lucien Issaly,
aide de camp of Marshal Joffre;
Capt. de Vaisseau, Jean F. ]. f.
Rigal, naval attache of the French
Embassy: Mai Andre Charles Marie
Davy. aide de camp Of Marshal Jof-
fire; Maj. L Dubreuil, assistant mill
ta-y attache OF the French En-
bassy; Capt. DR.. A. H. Mallein. aide
de camp OF Marshal Joffre; Mr.. and
Mrs. Henry White, Mrs J. Mayhem
Wainwright. Mrs. Theodore Roose-
Delt, jr., the Third Assistant Secre-
ta-y Of state and Mrs. Robert
Woods Bliss. Brig. Cen william D.
tonnor. Maj. U. 8. Grant, Sd. Mrs.
Harriet Blaine Beale, Mrs. Edward
3. Mclean. Mr.. and Mrs. Cornelius
Vanderbilt. jr., Samuel Hill. Miss
Laura Harlan. Col. Clarence o. Sher-
rilI and Comdr. R. S. Holmes
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MRS. FRELINGHUYSEN TO GIVE
BUFFET LUNCHEON TODAY.

Mrs. FrelinChuysen. wife of Sem
ator Joseph S. Frelinghuysen. will
give a buffet lunchtpn today in her
residence in Sixteenth street for the
New Jersey delegates to the D. A.
r. Congress. Senator Frelinghuysen
will assist Mrs. Frelinghuysen in
receiving the guests.
Miss Helen T. Wood and Miss
Edna A Wood. of Brooklyn. are
staying at Wardman Park Hotel.
Mrs. Larz Anderson and the Su-
san Revere Hetzel Chapter Of the
District of Columbia entertained the
president general Of the Daughters
of the American Revolution. Mrs.
George NJ. Minor and the national
board at a tea yesterday afternoon
at o'clock. Receiving with Mrs.
Anderson and Mrs. Minor was Mrs.
John ]. Mcmahon, regent of the
chapter. Presiding at the tea table
were Mrs. Edmund Pendleton and
Miss Mary Williams and the chapter
alternate.
Humphrey Sullivan. of st. Louis,
is at the New Willard.
Mrs. Daniel Davenport, who Is
stopping at the Shoreham, en-
tertained at bridge at the Chevy
Chase Club.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Frosst and
the Misses Frosst are stopping at
Wardman Park Hotel.
MRS. ". u. CLARKE, OF SANTA
BARBARA, Is GUEST OF HONOR.
Mrs. T. Q. Donaldson entertained
at luncheon and bridge yesterday
in honor OF Mrs. w. II. Clarke. OF
Santa Barbara, Cal. The othCy
guests were Mrs. Pat Harrison. Mrs.
Lester Barr. Mrs. Joseph Crawford.
Mrs. Phillips walker. Mrs. William
Ham. Mrs. Julius Ogden and Mrs.
I. w Kite.
Mrs. Frank Morrison was hostess
at luncheon at the City Club yester-
day in compliment to Mrs. Living
ston Rowe schuyler, of New York,
the president general of the United
Daughters Of the Confederacy
Mrs. Guy Kilbourne, of New York.
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EELEET KLUB TO HOLD
DANCE TOMORROW.

The Eeleet Klub will hold an in
formal dance tomorrow night in the
ballroom Of 2400 Sixteenth street.
Newton A. Gladstone has charge Of
tho special features for the occa-
sion. Dancing begins at 9 p. m.
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MUSICAL Is GIVEN
M THE EAST ROOM.

Following the dinner the COM
pany went into the East Room,
where a musicale was given to
which about fifty additional guests
were invited. The program, which
was furnished by Miss Erna Rubin
stein. violinist; Mario Chamlee;
tenor. and Josef Bonime and Connel
O'C. Quirke, was as follows:
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The pageant group OF The Cross
Triumphant" which is preparing TO
present the picture Of est. Angus
tine and Queen Bertha" sponsored
by Mrs. Calvin Coolidge. with
Robert Bell as chairman, will meet
for rehearsal tomorrow afternoon
at 5 O'Clock at the town house of
Mrs. Charles J. Bell. 1897 Connecti-
cut avenue.
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WIFE OF FRENCH HERO
WEARS BLACK TULLE.

Madame Joffre wore black tuIle
embroidered in crystal beads and
Mademoiselle LOzes. her daughter.
was girlishly lovely in a simple
gown of light blue satin with
which she wore back patent leather
IOw-heeled slippers and black hose.
Mrs. Wainwright was remark
ably chic in a white embroidered
shawI-made costume with much
fringe IN evidence. A square train
falling from the high-necked back
was caught lightly at the waist
line. She carried a black fan of
tOque feathers.
Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt. jr.. was
strikingly lovely in a rich Ameri-
can beauty velvet made very
decollete and with a narrow train.
with this she wore a string of
diamonds that were placed under
the chin in strap-efTect being
caught in the hair just back of
the ears.
The President received by ap-
pointment yesterday at o'clock
Miss Wanda Lyon. leading lady in
the Mutual Production Stock Com
{pany. which opens next week at
khe Shubert-Garrick Theater. and
{Sydney Mason, leading man in the
ame company. and Arthur Leslie
mith, manager of the company.
Miss Lyon was entertained by
President and Mrs. Harding last
tear in Marion. Ohio, when the
president was campaigning for the
Presidency.
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Lieut.. H. T. Dickinson entertained
at dinner last evening on board the
U. s. S. Sylph in honor of Miss Mar
gheritta Tillman and DR.. William
Calhoun Stirling. jr.. of winston
Salem, n. c., whose marriage will
take place tomorrow.
Miss Florence Mills entertained
at luncheon yesterday at the Graf
ton Hotel for Miss Tillman.
The guests included Mrs. Law
renee Frazer. of Pelham Manor. sis
ter of the bride: Miss Elena CAL
deron. Miss Anne Kondrup, Mrs.
Charles F. Cramer, Mrs. A. Apple
ton Lane, jr., of East Orange, y. j.;
Miss Kastner. of Newark, n. J
Mrs Van Wagner and Mrs Law
renee Slaughter, jr., sister of the
hostess.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. D. Sweeney. Of
Philadelphia. are spending a few
days at wardman Park Hotel.
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n Mrs. Harding was especially
beautiful in a pale mauve chif-
Non gown embroidered in crystal
eads and made over flesh colored
kharmeuse
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Mrs. Calvin Coolidge enter
tained az luncheon yesterday at
the New willard. having as her
guests Mrs Charles Ely. Mrs. NJ.
crooks and Mrs. Adams. all Of
Northampton. Mass. They are at
tending the ID. A. r. congress.
Mrs. Coolidge was n member OF
the box party entertained by Mrs.
william r. Castle, jr.. yesterday
afternoon at the Harvard Glee Club
CONCERT at the New National Among
other guests OF Mrs. Castle was Mrs.
Frank T. KellogE.
Others occupying boxes were Mrs.
Henry Getty Chiffon. Mrs. Grafton
Minot. Mrs. Charles E. Sawyer and
Thomas J. o'Brien.
SAmong those in the audience
were Baroness de Cartier, Miss
rBetty Connolly. the Serbian Minis
Ter. DR.. Grouitch; DR.. George Mer-
riII. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Warren.
Miss Mabel Boardmsn. Col. and Mrs.
Archibald Hopkins. Miss Helen Wal
The Washington herald., 1922-04-21

Mrs. Henry NJ. Hoyt entertained
from seventy-five to 100 members
of the younger set at a black and
white costume party last evening at
the Washington Club for her daugh-
ter, Miss Nancy Hoyt.
Palms were the only decoration
used in the ballroom.
Mrs. Hoyt received with her
daughter. wearing a black evening
gown. Miss Hoyt wore a black and
white cameo costume. with a white
wig.
Preceding the dance Mrs. Hoyt
gave a small dinner for Miss Hoyt
and some of the guests who came
from Baltimore and New York for
the event.
The Washington herald., 1922-04-21

Mrs. William Love entertained a
company Of six at luncheon yester-
day at the Shoreham.
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Mrs. Charles Dawes, wife OF Gen.
Dawes. entertained at luncheon yes
terday in the crystal room of the
New Willard in honor of Mrs. James
G. Harbord, wife of Gen. Harbord.
There were covers for twelve.
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Mr., and Mrs. Chandler p. Ahder-
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Mrs. Guy Kilbourne, of New York.
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MR.. AND MRS. w. $. CULBERTsoN
ENTERTAIN At DINNER.

Mr.. and Mrs. William S. Culbert-
son entertained company of
twenty-four at dinner last evening
in honor OF Mrs. Earl Lord, of En-
poria, Kans., and DR.. and Mrs. Kari
Compton, OF Princeton.
Mrs. Culbertson will be a lunch
con hostess in compliment to Mrs.
Lord on Saturday. April 29.
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Miss Helen T Wood and Miss
Edna A. Wood, of Brooklyn. are
staying at Wardman Park Hotel.
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son were hosts to a company OF
twenty at dinner last evening.
Col. and Mrs. S. P. Arnold enter
tained at dinner last evening at the
Shoreham.
The Washington herald., 1922-04-21

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Frosst and
the Misses Frosst are stopping at
Wardman Park Hotel.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

ished reading David Grayson's "Ad-
ventures in Contentment." l was
perfectly primed for such a recital.
That day, Sunday, met John, the
spike pitch" John was about thirty
and had a wooden leg. He was
brawny, weighed perhaps one hundred
and seventy pounds and seemed a
very decent fellow. He suggested that
afternoon that we go hunting. l was
all for it. Here was starting on the
great out-of-doors life already!
John Does the Hunting.
That afternoon we went. John car
ried the gun and did the shooting. 1t
kept me hustling to keep pace with
him; | was surprised at his agility
We arrived at small pond, sank be-
hind some dense bushes by the wa
ter's edge and waited.
Some ducks appeared. John lifted
the gun and when he finished three
birds lay floating upon the water.
now discovered my hunting" role
Now, Shorty" he said, you can take
off your clothes and wade out and get
them" This was a favor. l appreci-
ated this and, although did not relish
wading out into that dirty hole i
would not let him know it for the
world. So with celebrity l removed
my clothes and waded out. remem.
Der distinctly that the water came
nearly to my chin and was oozy and
oily.
Leg Bothered Him.
But got the ducks. AS | came
wading out John remarked that he
was certainly sorry he couldn't come
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22
EDISON AND MUSIC

Mr. Edison once remarked, "Of all
the various forms of entertainment in
the home, know of nothing that COM
pares to music. 1t is safe and sane;
appeals to all the fine emotions; tends
to bind family influences with whole
someness that links old and young to.
gether. If you consider for a moment
how universally the old songs are
loved in all the homes, you will real
ize what deep hold music has on the
affections Of the people"
When guests come to see you and
the conversation grows dull, just bring
out the Edison and put on good rec
ord. One record suggests another,
and before you realize 1t you are hav-
ing good time. Vary your program;
first stirring march, maybe one Of
Sousa's, then an exquisite violin solo,
then ballad, or the latest Broadway
hit" then comic record, one Of the
famous Uncle Josh Records; laugh
until your sides ache. Then as con-
trast beautiful heart song" such as
"A Perfect Day"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22
Fights for COn,ra de
In Raging Blizzard

A letter of appreciation is to be
sent by the Northwest Mining associ-
alton to the miner named Ford whose
heroic efforts, almost at the sacrifice
of his own life, kept Nick Skilbred
alive until help came, when he, with
four other men, almost persisted in a
blizzard on the Bitter Root divide
when attempting to reach the Rich
mond mine few days ago. Skilbred
was so badly frozen that he died at
the Sacred Heart hospital at Spo-
kane.
Five men attempted to go from
Adair to the Richmond mine, dis
lance of mile and a half" said
Charles III. Goodsell, mining engineer
within quarter of mile of the
mine Skilbred became exhausted and
told the other men to go on and leave
him. Ford refused to go, but sent
the others on. The blizzard was aw-
full
Wnen the reScuerS arrived three
hours later Skilbred still was alive,
but unconscious. Ford had opened
his leather vest and was lying be-
side the other man, trying to hold
his open vest SO tina it would pro
tect Skilbred's face. Ford's face was
frozen. The rescuers could only put
a rope around the fallen man and
drag him into camp"
Sam Wilson, manager of the Rich
mond mine, said that two of the three
men who went on also became ex-
hausted and gave up, but that the
third man seized club and beat
them and drove them into camp.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

how l had the intrepidity. You see
was brought up in the city. For some
unexplainable reason when | arrived
at eighteen I got the harvest bug.
| announced my harvest intentions
to my parents Straightway | was
rebuked. why, boy" my father
scoffed, you can't stand that work"
He spoke as if he knew whereof he
spoke. You aren't big enough or
strong enough for that work" BY
way of explanation / must say that
was (and am) only a little over five
feet tall and weighed (and do weigh)
a slight one hundred and twenty-five
pounds. But as vigorously as my
father protested 1 just as stoutly
maintained that was strong enough
and that could do the work. At
length, although it was with poor
grace, he acquiesced.
| Get the Job.
Our next door neighbor, being a re-
tired Big Bend farmer, consented to
get me job. About a week later he
announced that was to be header
box driver. Now, didn't know a
header-box from a dry goods box and
as far as driving was concerned l
knew still less. But these did not mar
my reception of the news. l had a
harvesting job, and would soon be
on my way to Creston!
About a week later the next door
neighbor took me to the country in
his automobile. He introduced me to
his brother, Jim Metcalf, tall, slen-
der, dark-skinned middle aged man,
and the owner and foreman of the
ranch. He looked me over rather
quizzically. SO this is the young
man you were telling me about,
Frank?" he questioned, looking at his
brother. Then turning to me: Have
you had any experience handling
horses?" No, 1 hadn't. Gle soon dis
covered this.) WELL" he concluded
with a kindly reinsurance, you'll
soon learn"
"You'lI Sleep Upstairs"
After my neighbor and he had
shown me around the place he took
me to the barn. You'll sleep upstairs
there he said. had expected this
and was prepared. Taking my roll Of
bedding climbed to the loft. Dis
tinctly remember that loft 1t was
filled with alfalfa; the odor was mag
niflcent. sat down, unro1led my bed
ding, spread it out, sat down on it,
and proceeded to write letter.
told Of the fine cold water fresh
from the well, what fine man Mr..
Metcalf was and how I was at the
moment seated in loft filled with
new-mown hay. Oh, tell you l was
a real enthusiast for the great out of
doors and the simple life! l pictured
it as the ideal, the paradise where one
worked hard, ate heartily, and slept
the whole night long. 1 had just fin
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

sure fine. We might have feast
every Sunday.
When we reached the farm I start
ed the fire while John and one of the
men cleaned the ducks. Soon they
were ready: | proceeded. I knew 1t
was customary to dip meat in -four
and to have the grease in the frying
pan good and hot. Both of these ]
did. Then | put the chunks into the
pan and soon delicious odor arose.
could hear snatches of the converse.
ton Of the men in the other room.
well, it looks like the kid is sure all
right" ! heard one of them say.
tingled all over. "He don't look like
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

he'll make much OF hand" remarked
another, but we can forget that if
he cooks this way for us every week. +"
began swelling up.
"sIt Down, Boys"
A nice brown came over the meat.
decided it was ready. "All right,
boys" yelled, we're ready, sit down,
here it comes" removed the meat
to platter and marched to the table
My, how those fellows beamed! AS
the platter made the rounds they
waited expectantly, breathlessly for 1t
to reach them. hurried to the kitch.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22
THE SELECTING OF
YOUR WALL PAPER
Wall Paper Has Renaissance
Shun Shoddy Things
Watch Color.
Article No. 8.

The universal use Of wallpaper for
the decoration of the walls of the
home, office, hotel, school, hospital
and other buildings, with it's combined
beauty and utility, the great improve
ment in it's artistic qualities during
the past 10 years and its availability
makes it fit subject for our serious
consideration
There is no questioning the fact
that. wallpaper has passed through a
period of renaissance during the last
few~years. There is no article in the
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

would all have real feed.
Now had seen my parents cook at
home. In fact, / had ventured into
the culinary art myself as far as bacon
and eggs and coffee and hotcakes.
wanted to be accommodating; most
of all, wanted to make favorable
impression upon the men, l made
the great decision: volunteered my
services.
Yes, Could Cook.
John was overjoyed. So l could
cook, could 1? Yes, l had cooked
some-I could cook. Well, that was
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

in and take little swim himself. The
leg bothered him, when he was in.
water, he said.
Then we started for the ranch 1t
was during this walk that made a
most serious mistake. John sighed
audibly. asked him what was the
trouble. Well, he wished there was
someone at the house who could cook
the ducks. All of the women folks
were away, he said and the rest of
the crew would probably be there for
supper. 1t would sure be fine, il some
one could cook those ducks They
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

this period, and this fact has made it
the supreme medium for the decora-
ton of walls and ceilings, whether the
desired effect is not the slightest ex-
cuse for the use of ugly wall cover
ings. Add to it's beauty, its utility,
and you have a happy combination
which is available for the architect,
the decorator and the home maker.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

The territory of Kiao Chow was re.
stored to China at noon December 10
with striking lack of ceremony. The
Chinese flag for the first time in "a
years was raised over the administra-
ton building which had been used by
the Germans and later by the Japa-
nese, who seized the territory during
the World war
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

Ever thought Of giving your son a
partnership in the farm business?
Christmas makes an ideal time to
present the proposition to him.
roariously. 1 laughed shrilly with
high feminine intonation. Then all
of sudden l stopped; for found
that was the only one who saw the
joke.
That was my introduction to the
men. They had sized me up when
they first saw me. and, although they
knew l was green and had never har.
messed horse they had expected that
could at least cook. had failed
miserably. AS a result my stock
dropped perhaps twenty-five per cent.
found that had a tremendous
handicap to overcome.
Next week comes ~ Am Dubbed"
and description Of ono Of the horses,
"Barney," which Shorty drives. "Bar-
ney" Is everything horse should not.
be-everythIng from A to z.
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FOREWORD

You know, I scarcely know where
to begin. 1t is my purpose to treat
of the Big Bend country. But how l
shall treat it l, at this moment, do
not know Not an especially pleas
ant outlook, is it? I am attempting
to prepare the reader, however, for
this rather unstable position.
l shall tell you the more interest
ing of my own experiences and OBJ
servations through four summers
spent in the Big Bend harvest fields.
If you like to meander Gas can prom
Use you you shall in these sketches)
invite you to come along If you
enjoy the smell of new-mown hay, If
you wish to hear of the struggles of
farmers and ranchers to exc out a
living from soil which may become
a land flowing with milk and honey
if given water if you like to see these
men in their common everyday work
clothes, if you like to meet harvest
hands Gotten the drifters of the earth),
If you wish to join me in the humor
and pathos of these people of the Big
Bend l can assure you that we are
upon a mutual footing, and will enjoy
each others companionship i'm
mensely. But if these things do not
interest you remember that have
given you fair warning!
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22
His Say.

Nov what hev We got to say?"
sternly demanded the proprietor Of
the Tote Fair store at Slick Rock, adj
dressing a lounger whom he had
kicked into the street.
what I've got to say, dod-burn
you," was the indignant reply, lis
that it's a powerful lucky thing for
you that you didn't kick one of my
dogs this-a-way!"
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

A live newspaper In a community
does more to build that community
than any other one factor, and when
that paper decides to look after the
interests of the farm folk, 1t can play
a great part in the development Of the
rural community.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

under the leadership Of the American
Farm Bureau federation Of all coop
erative marketing organizations, num-
bering several thousand "a this coun-
try. was approved by the adoption of
resolution today at the fourth an
nual meeting of the Farm Bureau
federation. q
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

The states case against William AL
len White, Emporia editor, charged
with violating the industrial court
law by placing a placard in the win
dow of his newspaper, was dismissed
recently in the Kansas district court,
Judge w. G. Harris presiding.
White Bluffs spokesman. [volume] (White Bluffs, Wash.) 1907-1938, 1922-12-22

en- for something had forgotten, en-
couraging them as l exited just to go
to it.
In moment returned. Now as
recall it an ominous silence hung over
the room l did not notice this at the
time, however sat down and picked
up a piece of duck. Ny mouth wa
tered. sank my teeth into the meat.
That u.s. tried to! Just then, though,
looked UP and found every eye fixed
on me- This surprised me. I turned
to my piece of duck. 1t wasn't cooked.
No One Saw tho Joke.
began laughing. | laughed up