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The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
the public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
soon realized. 1t stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview On the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is SO
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the ''sease.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp Root is on sale
ut all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large. However, if you wish
first to test this great preparation send
ten cents to DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bingham
ton, N Y, for n sample bottle. When
writing be sure and mention this paper.
Advertisement.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

Pride may go before a fall, eve
when q fellow falls In love.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

When wireless telegraphy was in It's
infancy there were many people who.
were quite skeptical as to It's eficien-
cy. One Of these vas the captain Of,
q transatlantic liner. 1t happened
that on n voyage Signor Marconi
was one Of his passengers. One eve,
ming the captain turned to the great
inventor and asked him "Do you real
ly believe in wireless t~elegraphy?"
Signor Marconi smiled and replied ::
snow, captain, just you send a tele-
gram to your wife, and tell her to-
telegraph from Poldu, and you Will
receive her reply when in mid-AtlanI
tic" "This l did," related the captains
"and. sure enough, my wife teles
graphed to me. l was quite convinced.
that wireless was genuine"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
Motor improvements.

Gasoline becomes more evil-smell
ing every year"
II think" commented Mr.. Chuggins,
thoughtfully, "they must be conduct.
Ing some experiments to save motor
fuel"
GAS IS not more infammable because
It's malodorous."
mo. The idea evidently Is to &c,
the gas so obnoxious that the old fliv
will hop out o. its own account ana
try to run away from It,"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
Coquette's EXPLANATION.

A young man recently asked one o.
The opposite sex why girls so fire.
quently became eSgaged to several fell
lows at once. "A smoker like you
shouldn't have to ask that" she re-
piled with a laugh. when you have
only n match, doesn't 1t generally
go out?'-Boston Transcript.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
Philip CAUGHT oh.

Philip was slow in his studies, due
20 the fact he did not apply himself,
but spent most Of his time Playing.
His aunt was ut the house n day.
and was telling 'about the little cous.
ins-how well they were getting
aleng In school, music, etc. Philip took
II all In, and as she was leaving. he
said: "Much Obliged. auntic. for try.
Ing to put a little ambition In me-"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

Miss Dorothy Bough, here seen go-
Ing over the hurdles, was a star peri
former in an athletic meet in PhilaI
delphia. She made the 75-yard dash
In ten seconds, tying the women's rec
ord.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash Off In five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot yater. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In.
ciNde Cutlcura Talcum. Advertisement.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

Ever hear Of a chicken with a
wooden leg? Here's n that lays,
fights and scratches just as well as If
she had both legs. Two months ago
the right leg became infected. SO that
amputation was necessary. DR.. NJ. II.
Ross of Los Angeles is the owner of
the hen.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
For Husbands Only.

Easiest way to get owe a message
to friend wife Is To pretend you are
talking in your sleep!-Drooklyr
Eagle.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23

c. Francis Jenkins, Washington inventor, in his laboratory with the receiv
Ing instrument of his latest invention, which will make possible the trans
mission Of moving pictures by radio. The real secret Of the invention rests
with the pfsnauc rings which he only recently perfected. Mr. <Jenkins holds
the Elliott Cresson gold medal, awarded by the Franklin Institute of America,
- -Es- Ssa3sts. Sa t-is2.X1 81 - IlllII- QGsIs2 E2essa.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-06-23
Eittino a Shoe.

THE shoe won't fit her and that's
the truth" "Can't you stretch the
truth a little?' asked the boss.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
Status Of Chief Train
Dispatchers In Dispute

C.iCasu. Sept. @S.~Colnp!ctins ms ar
gument before the United States 'a'.r
hoard for two weeks vacation Ne'r's
and inclusion Of CHIEF dis2a,ch"rS IN
the scope OF the rules applicable 10
other members Of the American lr"i''
D!Spa,chcrS' association. J. 4. LuhrSr"'
presld.nt.' will tomorrow cross-cAaih'i'e
n number of witnesses :" prove ms con-
tcnt!un As - IN. Status Of Ich''t dis
ra,cherx. Auru, 81 r"a%S and sihH!d'ar'
les are luvolvcd ia the dispute.
Tie union chief contends that rhiri
d;sra,rncrs are subordinate "furtRIS'
and. therefore. comC u'Id"r tue 'r'".'
of rules and WORKING conditions III e.
Zee, as toward other members OF '"e
unior. The carriers charge that 'h'N'
cmpluv,s are vested Substantially WIN
Authority of division suNcr'n'"hieh'S'
and hence shoald not De Included III any
WORKING agreement signed "''"''"
themselves and IN" union.
TouNorrow's hearing will tax" on w.
.n,m of 4 court. witnesses being '"i'''
90 TIL, stand. questioned and cr"S>-'Nn,-
furd Not only union members, M,
Iuu;sen said. but railroad r'h'IliS VI"
H., asked to testify on The powers az"
durjcs Of chief disp1tchcrs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
NAMED
BY MEMS CLUB

Officers for tho ensuing year vsr~
elected 10y the Mems club of the Fir~
Christian church at a meeting held last
evening in the social rooms Of tho
church. Z!
The following officers were chosen:
Eresidcnt-D. Allen Burt.
Neutrality-suspicious. \. 1~.aughlin,
Frank b. Elieyes. Howard Hazlett.
Secretary-Richard r. Mccoy.
Trcasurer-Samuel IL. Waddcll.
Memberships. II. Colemar.
PROGRAMME. Grant Oliver.
Financc-Albert l.. Meyer.
Music-Edwin Steckcl and ]. Ellis
Ewing.
Jubl!c Welfare-Dr. Charles d. VIII
kins.
Bible S,udy-~Fred II. Williams and T.
:. Stevenson.
Boys Wark-C. y. Towar.
AthietiCS-Join Davis.
Following ia" election OF officers a
social session was held and refreshments
served. Alder. l.. Meyers. who recently
returned from = tour about tho world.
gave an interesting account Of his cX-
pericnccs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
SACRED BAND CONCERT
IN PARK ON SUNDAY

Sunday uirhf In Eivcrs.d. I'afE. U'-
der Tho auspices uC tn" Cutpu M's~'"'.
the muniripal band will s,y" It, ornH''
sacred concert under IN" u.",y,i'r e
Prof \. l.. summers.
Several or Wheeling SO. N:l'"'
vocal artists Will sing a. tho services
, which according to Mission S"''r.n''n-
dent l.. j.. Halnes. wili :urra>~ tH"-r
Of prcvlous wears. II is expected '!,'
more than q th"I'lnd PERSONS wi a.
,cud and as Il VIII r1ark ~" '"-' "N'f-
air meeting Mr.. ~IIn!l'"s believes "'i"n'.
I anco records viii L." br"k'H.
Tho new chapel being ~Hr''t'd h' 'H"
Mission will b" dedicated ihc S"'"n"
sunday IN October and hr. Ii'''"S -
,eekiug 20 have Mel Tr"'t|r. the evan
relis, 20 conduct the dcdi"at"ry ctr'-
mcny,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
Getting Too Fat?
Try ThiS.ReduCe

People who don't grow too fat arc the
fortunate exception. But IL you find the
fat accommodating or already cumber-
some. you will be wise 10 follow this
suggestion. which Is endorsed by thou-
sapds Of people who know. Ask orr
druggis, for Marmola Prescription
Tablets and follow directions. One
dollar is The price the world over. Get
them from your nWu druggist or send
price direct 10 Marmoia Co.. +6l2 WOOD
ward Ave. Detroit. Mich BY doing this
YOU will he safe from harmful drugs
and be able 10 reduce steadily and
easily. without starvation diet or tire
some eNerCiSc.-tAdy.b
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29

ridiculous. why. they ask. should tbs
gunner leave IA car good for 65 to 10
miles An hour for 4 Ford?
Mr.. Moore admits the soundncss OF
such reasoning, but insists to make n
other deductions leaves them without .
theory as t. means employed by the
IuhUcrs In escape.
/; was announced last night at the
Gil hospital. Stcubenville. that Mr..
Whirtakcr'S condition was still consid-
cred dangerous.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
INCUR
BOARD WRATH

Sruvr. commissioners 90 Nh""IinG
are quite indignant over lie actions u
coal truck drivers IN dumping l"aIs OF
coal ia ia" school yards.
\. motion t. instruct tn supcrlntcn-
dent % have the coal bins g; all Schools
tiiIed according TO CONTRACT. was unanl-
mouSiy passed at the postponed meeting
Of the Board oC Education held last
night IN the Wheeling High school
building.
The driver os Il coaI ,ru,I Of 'hc Eds
wood Coal company dumped ~" q
of coal In The school YARD ~ Ettchic
school! AMI compelled ,h. children ell
;eriug the Srhn"! buildings Ia s;imh over
the coal. according to commissioned
Charles Scahright.
Telrphor, calls 10 the "ft,ccS az the
coal company ami 20 ;hc ner.1nc tNeI
COMPANY refused To gINr any Satisfa'-
zion AID "!nally Il man VA "nlp,"yeo I"
place The coal IN the rroucr bins.
To Deduct From Pay.
The hoard Instructed Clerk stanton
20 deduct Ia" amount "f 4 '"r TINS
extra nelN FROM n" annuN. due the
coal company.
Til, contract with :ho !.'cwo"i "
Company provides 'ha' III" Goa. hc
placed In he h;us. EU' 'h:s. ;hc driver
Of tn" truck refused 10 do. >lr. S"abricht
declared
Several notions We're made III rapid
Succession but none rtS Srcond" /
Finally TN" motiou ct COMMISSIONS
Scatrirht :" in&trur, tn" ~un"rintcnd-
crt ~ have the bins t..!"d a"c"rdtng
10 contract. was passed.
Commissioners Rogers Was perhaps h'
most indignant OF III" board members,
II" did not like the idea 81 Il s"h""'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
SCHOOL BOARD WRANGLESOVER
ACCOUNT Of ARCHITECT FARS

sketch for the hlccChcrs hui the price
WIS too high and i; was rClectch.
Commissioner Marry moved that the
rcnurt be laid al! The table. Tie was
second by Mr.. Mckee and tho motion
passed. This cHdeh the controversy be
tween the board and Mr.. FariS.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
LOCAL INSTITUTION
OFFICERS ELECTED
Several Addresses Delivered - Visual
Instruction Urged BY
Speakers.

Officers tor the ensuing year were
~elc,ed and an excellent program carried
cut at ar enthusiasts meeting % the
Pa-ert-Teacners' club - -" Rttcn!e
school. held last evening az the sCh"o.
suU6snE.
rhs officers elected were:
rrcsIden;-Mrs. A W. KUnkle.
, Vice-Pres!dcnt - Mrs. Charles ".
Nol,c.
Sccrc;ary-,reasurer-Mrs L y Wal
ace.
Following the election OF officers re-
ports FOR the year were submitted.
Many Speakers Present.
Councilman Harry :. Cunningham waS
the first speaker a. the social session.
he told % III wonderful! success tho
organization had accomplished and urS-
ID the members 10 maintain ;aeir n
terest IN the work OF the organization.
Rev. A. Z. Rasche delivered 4 brief
address, urging cooperation among the
part OF the parents and teachers.
DR.. Charles l.. KeeSor. board OF edu-
cation physician. spoke on the pure milk
campaign now In progress. nc also in
PRODUCED a GUN girl student from one
II the public schools as ar example OF
the wonderful improvement in the
health OF children aS a result % the
careful NCdiLG -tts1 tN NHo
schools.
Miss Lillian craig. loc2, school nurse.
also spoke on the milk campaign. This
was the first appearance o. Miss Craig
before the club although She has heea
connected with similar work IN the clay
and Jefferson public schools.
Prot. Earle NJ. GieSey. OF Richie
school. talked on education. He Sug-
gested nat the parents cooperate with
The teachers IN ~!nstruct!ng children ia
other than school studies saving the
children shouid be educated IN the fuac-
lions OF all five senses. He also sug-
Cested that the teachers and parents
secure a s~tereopt!can picture machine
for the purpose OF visualiZ.ng the sub
Jects they study IN school
II regret very much tina: there - hut
one society OF this kind. where the
teachers and parents hold-gCt-togethe-
meetings. IN the city. II there were
more such organizations We could ex-
change speakers, securing me ideas OF
others and benef, from their know
ledge" said Prot. Ciiesey.
The CHRIS Club. organized Last week.
rendered severa, musical selections.
4 total % rs revSnorers ava orh
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29

A total % rs newspapers are pub,
lished In Manitoba.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29

The canrragari"" ii IT," fr"N"N'''l'.
church viii hrlI q reception At ~"
church this evening IN honor or 'n'.'
pastnr and ran;ly, Rev. ;. -\l'N ir""N;
The evening viii hc spent ~ q >'''''
way. after which dainty r~"tr"~H'H'"'
vii, ne served The committee" IS t',h'
nosrd nc the following: Genera 'H''',
man. =. {. Moore; program. N'. ava
Mrs. Hugh WarrCn: d"corai'ne. M'H'
y. r. F!crhau2h. Mrs. Ed. reel anu mr..
/. r. McNirklc: reception. ne '''',>
and ,hcir wives. refreshments. Mrs. i;
n Mcclure, assisted by the committees
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29
warwood vs.. Follansbee.

Tho NrS' home CaW" OF IN" N'NE"T
ro- tho focal nigh schoo! football 'ea''
will nc played today with Fo'ianSnr'.
The local team Is preparing for n h"S
eight rs F~"lianshec has a strong team
this year. Coach E!nder has been ""TN-
ing tho boys hard a! week ana "Ni'c'!'
20 make a good showing. The Ean" -
,,l,cd n, $50 and I. + hoped n lnr@"
runb.r of townspcorle will attend and
helm 10 suppor; the team and IN" school
pn,n with cheering and their ~fnanc.a!
Slinnnrt
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-09-29


MISS Sab!na Mise. Of Wheeling a
.cnded \ social function here last even
ing
William Siroar!ng, Of Chicago. Is th'
! cues: Of his brother. Harry. ana family
Of Nineteenth street.
Mr., and Mrs. Robert Angler, ~ 'Ihr-
irr;on. are visiting Mir. and Mrs.
, Charles Angler. Of Warwo"d aN"Hd".
Mrs. George Parker. Of HancsNIii". =
| visiting friends In North Warw""d.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kunn n rmI'
dren. Of NeH, O., are The guests OF rela'
lives here. .
S. l.. Leeds. OF Clarlnston, IS a bus''
ness visitor In. this city
Miss Nancy West. Of Akron. Q" IS
! visitor nj the home o. Mss Ed!tI
Humes. Of North Warwo"d.
Miss Mary Lewis will Visit her s,S'c'
IN youngstown over IN" wech-"nd.
II. |. Globe. OF M"und>vHi@. - the
! guest Of his son and family ON 'hcrrE
. Hill.
! Mr.. and Mrs. L"s'"r ';a;"s. o: Wcs'
! Alexander. ar" tho guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Charles Gates. Of Warw""d avenue"
Miss Mildred Tra't will r"'H"n =
her home IN Wnodsitslh this cvcnINs
after spending one tine hrEc VIA re.a
( lives.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25
MAKING Diamonds.

IT was Majorna, an Italian chemist,
who succeeded in producing minute ar
tificial diamonds in a manner differ
ing, In one important particular. from
the method of Moissan, the French
chemist, whose operations in this dl-
rection were sensation at the time.
MajOrna heats piece of carbon
with the electric arc. and then submits
It to sudden pressure developed by
explosions driving a piston and
amounts TO 5000 times the ordinary
pressure Of the atmosphere. In the
mass OF carbon thus treated he finds
microscopic crystals which answer the
tests for diamonds. Moissan's method
was first 10 dissolve carbon in molten
iron and then allow the iron To cool
under great pressure. The Italian
chemists experiments indicate that
great heat and great pressure are suf-
ficient to transform ordinary carbon
into the diamond forms without a
metallic solvent.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25

A great lake In western Guatemala,
seldom visited by travellers from the
United Stares. is described ia the Pan
anna Magazine by DR. Alfred l.. Mauds-
lay, the British geographer. This il
the Lake Of Atitan. situated i'm what
Dr. Maudslay describes as zone OF the
most beautiful and least known re-
gions on the American continent" The
Indians In the neighborhood Of the
lake are the descendants OF the
Quiches. Cachiquels and Zutugils, aud
still retain many OF their old customs.
At one time these three tribes are said
TO have formed n powerful cOnfeder-
acy. but they were at war with one
another at the time of fhe arrival Of
the Spanlards. and all three were
easily subdued I'm detail by Pedro de
Alvarndo. the headstrong Lieutenant
of fernando Cortes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25
OF GOOD and EVIL
Alexandria Place OF Remarkable
Contrasts.
Egyptian City Declared by Travellers
Home Of the Widest Contradictions
Always Great and Proud.

Alexandria Is a city of contrasts.
writes Harold Lake in the London
Daily Mail.
"All the cities TO which one comes
In the course of this pilgrimage of
life leave their mark upon the mem
ory" says Mr. Lake. "And of those
cities which have found, | cannot re-
call one which could show such clear
cut contrasts of good and evil. of beau
~ and ugliness. of splendor and loath-
some filth as Alexandria. that white
gate of Egypt. where in these days
there are riots. confusion and turmoil.
II lives i'm the mind as the home OF
the widest contradictions. place
adorable and detestable, sacred and
vile.
"As your boat feels It's way land
ward through the shifting sands which
guard its harbor Alexandria changes
from a mere flash on the horizon To
tall cleaning city, watching those
perilous waters with the insolence OF
intolerable age. In some queer way
you feel that the whole place is iudg-
ing you and finding yoN wanting. II
Is so very. very old. There may he
electric tramway cars and petrOi-driven
machines In its streets. and many OF
It's houses may look like bits Of Paris
transplanted bodily 10 that southern
Mediterranean shore, hut the spirit OF
the city survives those accidents OF
today and compes YOU 10 remember
how great and proud place II was
while Britain was still wilderness.
"As is the town, so are its people.
and one becomes curiously aware OF
their scorn. Ii Is true that they Will
debase themselves to the dust In the
hope Of obtaining half plaster, that
fawning and fiattery are among the
chief OF their arts and that they will
obey with cringing zeal any order you
may choose TO give-but behind IL all
Is their contempt.
"All the tides OF the east and the
west meet In those sun-swept streets.
The most modern OF motor cars Will
he checked in its progress by the pass
ing OF some madly decorated funeral
procession outside shop where
goods fresh from the newest factories
Of Europe are sold you will find a
beggar with some loathsome disease
which was being exploited before n
beginning was made of the writing Of
the Bible; YOU may pass In twenty
minutes from the stock exchange 10
the catacombs which bear witness OF
the Greeks who were before the Ro-
mans.
"Al religion. all science. all philoso-
ply. and all sin which the ages have |
known meet within the borders Of the |
city, together with all loveliness and !
all those things which are most hid
eous.
but the vision which remains OF |
quiet Coptic monastery In |
one Of IT'S back streets on a certain |
happy day-can he set against the |
echoes of the voices Of those detest |
able Egyptians who volunteer 10 guide
the stranger to the habitations OF !
vice"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25

"While there Is law intended to
protect child laborers. there is no re-
striction Of the work hours of adults
in Japan" said Henry Sloane of Toron-
70. who has just returned from the
Orient. Arrangement Of working
hours Is left entirely TO the agree
ment between employers and employed.
Factory owners are not allowed to
hire children under twelve without
special permission. and children under
fifteen cannot work more than twelve
hours day. The law also says they
cannot work after 10 y. H., or before
4 a. m. except with official sanction.
Children get two holidays month, or
four. IL they work at night half an
hour for lunch. or one hour. II they
work more than 10 hours n day"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25

HRY GOODS houses everywhere, IN
their advertisements. are singing
the praises OF their new displays
of cleverly designed wash dresses and
aprons for spring. We gather from
this chorus that the style note Is OF
great Importance In them. the mate.
rails familiar and dependable. and
that these materials are combined
with much ingenuity. In captivating
utility dresses and aprons. II takes
an expert to tell which Is which. and
when the expert fails 10 see any differ
ence between dress and an apron he
calls IL an "apron-dress."
For these pretty new wash dresses
designers have taken the standard
ginghams and percales sateens and
printed cottons and worked them up
into simple and smart garments. Every
one knows the fabrics, their dependa-
bility goes without saying. so that EN-
phasis is placed. not on them. but on
styles, and we have with us work-a-
day dresses that have an individual
charm-a prettIness that means much
to their capable wearers. American
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1922-05-25
PERFUME MATCHED HER SOUL
Incident That Caused Girls chum to
Believe There Is Something in
Psychology.

Miss Rose has just divulged all the
terrible facts about poor Adelaides
ordeal at the studio OF the psycholog-
ical perfumer.
So pleased was Miss Rose with her
experience In having special per-
fume invented for her, one that rep
resented her soul, her col0ring and
her point of view. that she suggested
that poor Adelaide should go To the
perfume studio and have the psyche
logical perfumer mix up something
for her that would represent her per-
sonality and deepen the impression
she should make on all who breathed
In the aroma OF her presence.
so Adelaide went along" cOntided
Miss Rose. land really she looked very
expensive You know Adelaide always
does. She was Il bit snappy, Of
course. | mean. and rather put 1t over
Nine. La La. the psychological per-
she feels that not to be frank Is To be
bourgeois. She said rather brutally
10 Nine. La La that of course the
whole idea of getting ones perfumes
To match ones soul was absurd. and
Nine. La La must be making lots of
money out of Ii.
mime. La La seemed perfectly
smooth, but one can never tell about
these Latins. She looked Adelaide
carefully up and down, and then she
seemed TO go into n sort of trance.
Presently she came out OF the trance
and told us that she had been dwelling
intensively oh Adelade's characteris-
tics.
Madam, she said to Adelaide, i
will distill for you the very essence OF
your soul
And when the perfume came home,
what do you Think demanded Miss
Rose. Bob. Adelaide's Persian cat,
began acting terribly. 1t was the
strangest and most pungent odor had
ever smelt. 1t was beautifully bottled
in a queer-shaped flask with sort of
Egyptian device.
And il was n familiar odor, too, but
none of us could name it for a minute,
while Bob leaped madly about the
apartment.
And then grandma came in and
said
For heavens sake who brought In
the catnip?'
and so 1t seems there really is
In psychology" added Miss
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