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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Leaving u To Chance

Mr., Higgins: Your sister. Philip.
pa lS taking n longer time than usual
IN dressing. what's the matter?
Ll'tl" Eisi": She's spinning her
put take top to decide what
10 put on and what % take of.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

Voters In u Kansas town have de-
'lded by u large majority to require
all school girls to wear skirts that
reach three inches below their knees,
From which We are to assume. of
course. that the imm0dcst part III
girls legs IL the top section Of IN"
shin hone.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Had the Grit

par am one ting All like bout
!" 'rodical Son. said the negro
Pera'her: de boy had de grit ter
Walk home stead er telegraphin fer
money"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

Man IL somewhat n snnaa."
Very smooth upon ih" skin,
ut ynn can't tell Just exactly
How much hog there IN within
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

a lot OF birds are already worry
'hg about their vacations and most
VI their employers are wondering
why they want vacations.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
NOTICE


N"'i'" ~ hereby given that the
ohhtY school superintendent OF
Klamath County. Oregon, will hold
IN" regular examination Of appli.
chnls for stat" Certificates NJ High
school Building. June ii-Ij.iG as
follows:
Commencing Wednesday at . A.
VI.
Wednesday Foreman
', =. History. Penmanship.
Wednesday Afternoon
PhysiolOgy, Reading, Composition
Thursday Forenoon
Arithmetic. Psychology.
Thursday Afternoon
irammar, Geography. American
Literature
Friday Forenoon
Theory and Practice. OrthOgraphy,
Physical Geography.
Friday Afternoon
school Law. Algebra. Civll Gov
eminent.
TwYiA FERGUSON, Co. sup,.
! I-l2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

And YOU must avoid all sweet
things. concluded Ia" doctor
"Now listen. doctor. said the
swain, cant | even 20 To ~" my
best girl7"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Perhaps.

Maybe the reason NJ many women
Insist upun eating things that dis
agree with them is because they love
an argument 20.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

4 man won't In a klamath Falls
aorc the other day and asked Tor
brief case. what slyh?" said III.
tlrrk What sizes do you have"
sald The customer. We'll "" hav"
90, dic rhn, ~ very popular. called
The Quartfolio
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

Gut In Des Molncs. Ia. another
Nomnn has pulled that bone about
discovering after living with her hus-
|"hd for Is months that "hc" IN II
coman, Heinz preserve MS; DO
our own commenting!
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

REAL CAR BARGAIN-one 1920
Chevrolet Sedan. guaranteed Al
condition. new tires, 1899 license
run less than 5000 miles. Inquire
Buick Sales 4 Service Co, Phone
l76-W. SH'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Ills Opinion

what ls this alleged work ~ art
Ms u frIczr "
rs q fruut."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Truths ", Never Hear

HNour daughter has the worst
vote" | ever heard. she ought to
have II filed"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

Frank Robinson says some men go
,bou, their bn"In""" quietly and 9th.
Of. drive lllyy"rs.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

WANTED-l0O Cows and calves.
Apply Edwin Wilson, Chiloquih'
Ore. o-lo
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

HAVE RANCH To lease for cash or
ON shares. VIII dairy 25 cows
and raise fine vegetables. Inquire
box II. Il. Herald Office. 6-l2S
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

Ffanz"ns candies. Made better,
tnst" better, currin says 80. lg
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR SALE-lS head of beef cattle.
Cheap II taken at once. Paul Hin
ner. Lake. Ore. S-lO
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR SALE-Old papers, suitable for
underlying linoleum, carpet, etc,
wrapping and packing. Ten cents a
large bundle. Herald office. II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

a Kansas paper says the dcfini-
on OF u .mugwump IL a man sitting
y a rail fence-with his mug on one
dc and his wump on the other.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR RENT-2O00 acres OF good
meadow grass and swamp land
pasture. with plenty good water. all
under fence. Write or phone Mrs.
Gladys Horn Kilgore. Bonanza, Ore
gOn. -"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR SALE-Section Is. Section 22,
Township 81, Range l . EAST, Lake
Co., Ore, 100 acres. Selling price
$3.50 per thousand Estimation OF
claim Is two million two hundred
thousand feet OF timber, Joe Graham,
Gen. Del. Susanville. Calf. 1919
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
The Office Cat
ny JUNIUs
t.nllnntry

sacramento jobb"r ndv"rtis"s
,.., hc has something interesting
Ia Jlk Mocklnga N"arly every.
hing In sIIk stockings " interesting
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
Why viii They do II?

ne cannot dance tho tOddle,
For she IL much too fat,
'nt You should soc her waddle:
She shakes the floor at that.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
MISCELLANEOUS

ROOM AND BOARD Hy day. week.
or month. GiG Pin. ST. g-l2s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

WHEN IN MALIN Stop at Klam-
ath Cafe and get good meal for
soc. Mrs. Ray Pickett, prop. 6-l2|
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

ARCADE TRANSFER win move you
anytime. anywhere. Reasonable
669-J. 'I
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR SALE-45 acres, well improv-
ed. Apply Edwin Wilson. Chilo-
quin. 6-2o"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12
CLASSIFIED ADS

FOR Furnished one room
cabins for housekeeping. al Wal
nut. 1O-l3s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

FOR SALE-Prize winner Golden
Seabright Bantam eggs for hatch
Ing. Cali at 2l3 Cedar 81, or phone
SIG, S-if'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

BEST OF PASTURE for rent. Harry
Telford. 9-lj'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

WE CAN HANDLE a few more lawns
TO take care Of Can furnish our
own mower. Leave word ut Central
Hotel for Mr.. Van Kralingen. Neat
work assured. II
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-06-12

LOST-pink cameo from ring. Re.
turn tO Herald Office. a-ll'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

This space paid for by the business
men of Klamath Falls tor the benefit
Of the community.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31
FISHERMEN USE
FLYING BOAT
Fish Spotted From Altitude
Of 500 Feet; 2OO.Pound
Catch l. Made

LOS ANGELES. Calf. July 81
Rivaling the flying fish ms an object
OF interest to the sporting world In
the flying fisherman" introduced to
Southern California recently wher a
party OF sportsmcn hoped OF. In n
flying boat. sailed to the fishing
grounds. and spottlng their game
from an altitude OF 900 feet, landed
and caught 2oo-pouads of assorted
varieties OF fish.
Piloted by Paul Haarcn. a local
aviator. the big x-passenger flyirg
boat. filled with flying fishermen
and with tackle suitable for landing
game fish aboard, nosed into ia.
air. After a twenty minute run TO
Avalon. Santa Catalina Island. where
the party dropped for luncheon, III,
party headed for the San Clcmcnte
fishing fields. Within a few minutes
"a school Of albacorc was sighted from
an altitude OF 500 feet. Haaren
brought the scaplanc 10 rest immcdi.
atcly over the fish. visible because OF
the clearncss OF the water.
Two lines were cast and the fly.
ing boat TAXED over the surface troll.
ling the bait Results were instan.
taneous, two strikes OF albacore fur.
nishing excitement for twenty min
utcs before the fish were brought to
gan.
Having taken their share OF that
school. the flying fishermen. took
to the air again and located another
finny tribe within few minutes The
ship was brought TO the surface and
once again the fishermen got busy.
Two more salbacore and an eighty
pound shark rewarded their efforts
this time. and having enough OF the
sport for one day the sportsmen hop
ped back to their homes.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31
n NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. SIIIIIiIIIIIIIr1|
] t .'tt t{ BOA. 3 . ] '!..!'!..!:l ] 3 l}ss}

Silage ls an insurance against a
long winter and short hay crop. as
well as an economical feed for sheep
and cattle. The full va!uc OF the
sllo was felt In the late hard winter
with hay out Of sight. The Union ex-
pertinent station has found that n
combination Of hay and sillgo pro-
duces twice the daily gains at half
the cost OF gains on hay alon 90. A..
G. Extension Service.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31
CONFIRMS OIL STRIKE
Telegram Asserts Occidental Well
Rated at 1000 Barrels

A telegram received today by
George Chamberlain confirma Sat-
urdays announcement OF q s,rIko
by the Occidental Petroleum COM
pany In tho Santa - Springs field,
and asserts that tho we'll is ratcd
at 1000 barrels daily and pro.
mounced by oil men a. tho best In
the field.
Because the pipe limo is not get
connected the well IL not flowing
full capacity but is making 800 bar
reIs daily through fivc-sixtecn;hs
inch pipe.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

CORVALLIS. July 3i,--Just how
many world championships in egg
laying contest have been annexed
by hens of college breeding. was
told by James Dryden. professor Il
poultry hus,1idry, TO meilbcrs vi
the American Association OF poultry
Instructors and investigators In scs-
sion on the campus. Professor Dry
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

den Is credited with having sut tue
northwest on tho map from IN csa
producing standpoint and that Il
said TO be Just why tho most pro-
mlnent poultry speciaiIsts Of tho
country decided 10 moot In tho
northwest this summer.
Tho experimental breeding work
Of tho college was we'll known ~ 10
It's general scope but the special.
lists showed great interest n learn
ing Of the details of how tho rc-
suits have been accomplished.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31
ANCIENT HOMES FOUND

Los ANGELES. calf. July al
Homes Of u man believed by scientists
to have been follower of Don Juan
Rodriguez Cabrillo. the Spanish OK
plorcr who landed at San Pedro. Sep
tcmbcr 10. iJi2. were uncarthcd by
"a steam shovel recently during cscay-
alton work for n summtr resort at
white Point, near the harbor.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

When ants become troublesome
whole colonies may be destroyed by
mixing a teaspoonful OF tartar enetic
with tablespoonful o. honey.
spreading II on piece o. bread and
placing this bait in the path OF tho
ants. They carry portions OF the pois-
oncd honey 10 their young ~ we'll
as cat OF II themselves. %. a. G.
Experiment Station.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

Land In the Willamette valley that
is TO be sown to fall crops can be
disced to advantage before the fall
rain. This puts the land In shape 50
that IL can be plowcd earlier. which
II an essential thing for successful
fall sown grain.--o. A. G. Expert
ment station.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

Tho codling moth spray for sum.
mcr protection was due in most dis
tricts before the end Of July. Growers
In doubt as to arrival OF infestations
can consolt either the county agents
or extension workers as convenient.
%. a. c. Experiment Station.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

AphIs on cabbage and kalc plants
are particularly bad this year In
many parts OF Oregon. BlIck lcaf-s0
diluted according 10 directions on tho
package will clean them out when
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

properly applied. A good soap suds
rather than clear water will assist I'm
spreading thc solution making II
more effective and economical OF Ia.
Dor and material.--O.A. G. Experi-
ment station.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

Herald classified ads pay you.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-07-31

Eusene-New method prune dryer
being built.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-09

WY Sally soycol" Miss Tsppt the fam;iy nu,. v.
tnaf Ma Prowl doing ia here2" -'ss " a3s
ri. Nov Ippiy you 50 right svl" sys Sally aa pori ,v.
Soap, tool" - ~ n ~ ssea On Ivory
POOR SALLY She hes terrible doesat shea But N;.. T .
shat, and gently ssA 49, ''sS@' ivosy does
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-09

and even the loss of the good COM
plexion you now have.
To millions of women "soap-and-
watercleanliness' means "Ivory-Soap-
and-water cleanliness"
ifs any reputable Physician sD1V tell you,
SOAP, ~hat<osr claim, may k madk for
ii, can do j0r your skin only one good
big-eleans it sasy
That is the dan the tr1aikge anM THE
destiny Of Ivory Saap-to akan. sa1sb.
Through j0ry- three years It has maaE
no other claim.
Ivory Soap must cleanse because it
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-09

Most women have, and take great
pride in having, normal skin-difer-
ing, perhaps, in texture and in ability
to resist various conditions of life
and weather, but normally healthy.
For such skin, the highest authori-
ties agree that the finest complexion
treatment available is the simplest
soap,amd-water cleansing
This old-fashioned, but authoritative,
fact may save you trouble, and pain,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-09

!ul maid Of mads concerned the blouse we her own
insesd Of Sally Joco M de crepe ded md oorn Sally
washed hsssH with soap Of her choosing
Oh and apsrsa1 her, Ms. Jolyoo But wouldnt listen"
know, julia sy Mrs Joyco Sally is one Of those who
len only By experience Perhaps viii use vory Then
she wont have 70 Tnb and theae will be fading tearing
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1922-07-09
The finest complexion treatment is the simplest

fathers abundantly and rinses off
completely and promptly.
1t must cleanse sa1eI, because it is
made of the very finest Of pure in
gredients, blended to produce pure,
mild, white and delightfully."- fragrant
soap-which floats.
When you buy Ivory, you are asked
to pay only for pure soap, which
contains no mysteries" and offers
no magic" except the soothing
magic of cleanliness.
The labor world., 1922-06-24
HIGH FUEL COST
HURTS>SH|PP|NC
Merchant Marine Not Handi-
capped by High Sea Wages.

High fuel cost, caused by unframed
and inefficient crews, instead of high
wages, is responsible for the inflated
declares the Nautical Gazette in an
article opposing the ship subsidy
bill.
The interests who demand the ship
subsidy contend that American ship
owners pay seamen on American
ships much higher wages than for
eign shipowners and that the SUBJ
sidy is necessary to compensate for
this wage handicap.
That this contention is false is
shown by figures compiled by the
Nautical Gazette giving the COM
parative operating expenses OF a
Danish vessel and a shipping board
steamer in the same trade and un-
der similar conditions, plying be-
tween Baltimore and Hamburg.
The Danish ship carried a crew
of 38; the shipping board ship a
crew of 80.
The Danish ship paid $2,355 in
wages; the shipping board ship,
s2,1o5.
But the fuel cost of the Danish
ship was $2,970. while the fuel cost
of the shipping board ship reached
$1,000.
Moreover, the shipping board ves-
sci is an oil burner, and therefore
has an advantage over the Danish
ship, which is a coal burner.
Despite the Danish ships handi-
| cap in the matter of crew and wages,
the foreign vessel showed a profit
on the voyage of s1,91O, against a
loss by the American vessel of 1914.
Prom these figures it will be ap-
parent" concludes the Nautical Ga
zette, that the success of our mer-
chant marine depends not upon the
offsetting of supp osed wage handi-
caps, but upon the efficient hand
ling of ships result which the pay
ment Of subsidies cannot bring
about.
Unless the shipping board pro-
ceeds to make it's vesse's economical
TO operate, and mans them with
| highly trained crews, the payment
Of a subsidy will never contribute
to the establishment of it's fleet upon
the seven seas.
The existing evils will not be cor
rected by hiding losses behind a
subsidy, and the board should aban-
don it's ostrich-like policy and take
steps to overcome the real operat-
ing handicaps our shipping has to
face"
The labor world., 1922-06-24

I II Mr.. Bryan is sent to the senate
there will be old time enemies spite
full enough to say that 1t: serves him
right. .55 !@.;.E - - ~ e u
The labor world., 1922-06-24

The internal revenue office might
tighten its labors by obtaining from
Life the exact circulation Of its
Liars Number" =. >f--c<
The labor world., 1922-06-24
FOSTER SCHEME
IS VOTED Down
A. F.of |. Delegates Are Unani.
mous|y Against tit.
Especial to The Labor Worldly

Cincinnati, Ohio, June 22.-Win-
lam z. Fosters "amalgamation"
proposition came before the con-
Vention on the morning of the fourth
day of the convention.
The obsequies were brief. Nobody
said anything. There was only a brief
committee report, read by Sarah
Conboy, non-concurring.
Everybody voting AYE" adopting
the committee report.
Nobody voting no.
Unanimous, Mr.. Foster!
There are five resolutions before
the convention which more or less
embrace the Foster point of view.
Obliging delegates have introduced
them, to give the idea an airing.
But nobody cares much about
whether, they get an airing. The con-
vention is more concerned with get
ting along to real issues. 1t is in
clined to shake its shoulders and
brush away eXtraneous issues.
That's what Foster is here-an
extraneous issue.
But later in the convention ne
plans to come in person. That is his
privilege. It is easy to get here. TO
get away with anything-thats diff
ferent. Mr.. Foster will get here
easily enough, as his advance agents
are reported to have got here.
He will not get away with any,
thing.
There will be nothing encourag-
ing for anyone to report to Moscow.
This is prediction-but on the
strength of a unanimous vote on the
only test thus far it is about as safe
as the mint.
The labor world., 1922-06-24
STANDARD OIL DIVIDENDS
$982,075,5O4 IN 10 YEARS

The supreme court Of the United
States dissolved the Standard Oil
company in 1911-"in the public in
terest." Since then the companies
known as the Standard Oil group
have paid $9s2,075,504 in dividends
The total dividends distributed for
the first six. months of 1922 amunt
to $57.sS0,79s.
Standard oil companies as a rule
oppose trade unions. Trade union
wages would transfer to the pockets
of the wage earners a portion Of the
income used to pay these enormous
dividends, thus raising the shame
fully low standard Of living of the
wage earners' families. But the pol
icy of Standard oil owners is low
wages and living standards for the
workers and huge dividends for the
owners of industry.
The labor world., 1922-06-24

OF English invention 10 snap
guage that shows by a pointer on
dial how much over or under size
a piece of work is in ten thousandths~
Of an inch. <, ~. ~
The labor world., 1922-06-24

You can't always tell. Even some
Of the people who pass these '.in-
telligence test" make success Of
life. ..-...~.-.. g. H. = ,. ! .
The labor world., 1922-06-24
new COURT SUBSTITUTE
A. READY FOR BUSINESS

The New York tribunal of JUS
tice," organized by the arbitration
society of America Tor speedy set
tlement of business. and trade dis
putes without recourse to law courts,
will be opened shortly. The tribunal
will adjudicate' all, disputes except
criminal and divorce matters. It is
expected that controversies will be
settled more speedily and economic
ally by voluntary arbitration than
by the usual court procedure.
The labor world., 1922-06-24
BOYCOTT THREAT
DIDN'T BRIGHTEN
CAME SALESMAN
But L Did Boost Southern |I|i-
.nois Cooperative Store.

In the early development of the
Rochdale cooperative stores in ILL.,
nois many peculiar experiences were
met with. of which, according to
James Lord, president of the A. F,
Of L.. Mining department, the fol.
lowing is fair sample:
The development of coal mining in
Southern Illinois dates from very
recent times. These wonderful seams
of coal had almost lain dormant. AS
large developments took place, the
field being fully organized, inevit-
ably the cooperative idea became
evident
II happened that very promising
cooperative was operating at West
Frankfort. This is thriving town
and a most promising coal center.
All the stores there were doing a
rushing business.
One day commercial traveller, in
making the rounds of his business
acquaintances, found himself very
pleasantly invited to a meeting of
the merchants of the town. In. the
meeting he was very cordially told
Of the high esteem in which he was
he'd by the business interests, but
that they had learned that he had
on that day closed a large order with
the local cooperative people which
had caused deep reflection on the
part of his friends (themselves), and
lin all kindness" they informed him
that he was perfectly within his
rights in doing what he did, that
this was a free country, etc., and
all that" but they felt it was due
him to know that if he again sup
piled this cooperative with goods,
he could make the co-opera tive bus
mess his entire interest in that par
ticular town, as there would be
nothing e.se Of interest there for
him. They Ibid not believe in CO.
operation or anything like that" but
this was their position, carried by
a vote, too"
Now, this salesman was an old
timer, and fully knew what this
meant to him. He also had some Of
the spirit of man left, and the habit
of thinking for himself. He thanked
them graciously, took his way to the
cooperative, gathered the leading
members together and gently broke
the news to them. He signed up an
other larger order, urged them to
give the facts the widest publicity,
and pledged himself to help and as
sist them to his capacity.
A mass meeting was called and a
representative crowd gathered in the
half. The state officials of the Unit
ed, Mine Workers at that time ad-
dressed them, showing how the same
loyalty was necessary here as it was
in the affairs of their union, the
membership of the cooperative was
doubled that night, and the sales
man wired the meeting that his
wholesale house would stand back
of him to the limit.
This was more or less the turning
point of the splendid development
Of co-operatives in that field. 1t
aroused the people to a sense of 10y
atty to each other, and in the imme-
diately following developments sew
eral of these erstwhile genial busi-
ness men were compelled, through
bad trade in one Of the most flour
ishins' localities in the state, to fold
their tents like the Arab, and silent
ly steal awav."
The labor world., 1922-06-24

Ford, according to the vera cious
reporter, has 100000 in banks
awaiting check, which would seem
to qualify him as a candidate for the
United States senate.
1t is a mooted question whether
Attorney General Daugherty got
Morse out of Jail, but nobody is
arguing that he put any of the war
grafters in