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The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-05-18
AMERICA MUST LOOK
OUT FOR HERSELF

Senator Arthur Capper of Kan
sas, speaking of the tariff bill now
pending before the Senate, says:
One Of the stock arguments OF
the internationalists opposing tar
itf legislation is that if we give
protection they need Europe can
not pay her loans to this county.
| wish to say frankly that it the
price we have to pay for our Am
erican agriculture and industry
then it would be better if these
debts were never paid. Why should
we ruin our great business, the
very foundation of our wealth, to
make it easier for our debtors to
pay us when they on their part
are not leaving a stone unturned
in protecting their own interests
This is exactly in, line with Pre-
sident Harding's expression IN his
annual message to Congress last
December. In that portion of the
message which touched upon the
tariff, the President said: 1T is not
an unworthy selfishness to seek
to save ourselves. We seek to und-
ermine for others no industry by
which they subsist, and we are not
Obligated to permit the undermin-
ing of any of our own, which make
for employment and maintained
activities" At another point in his
message President Harding said:
1T is rot to be argued. that we
need destroy ourselves to be help
full to Others. . 1t is we'll that this
thought be kept to the forefront
throughout the tariff discussing
upon which the senate is now en-
tering. The free trade influences
are continually harping upon the
alleged unwisdom of building a
protective tariff wall around this
country upon the theory that to
do so will prevent our European
debtors ever making enough to re-
pay us or even becoming sufficient
ly prosperous to buy American
goods. The fallacy of this is at
once apparent. If we destroy our
home industries by permitting the
home markets to be exploited by
foreign industries we thereby do
two things. We destroy our pro-
ductive industries and if we can
not sell. At the same time, by de-
stroying our industries productive
ity, we indirectly bring about the
unemployment Of millions of in
dustrial workers. This absolutely
destroys their ability to buy either
Of the importer, the home manu-
facturer or the American farmer.
Therefore to permit our home mar
kets to be flooded with foreign
goods which are sold in this coun-
try at a price less than they can
be produced in this country, is to
destroy both our ability to sell
and our ability to buy. The logical
and inevitable outcome of such a
policy would not be the enrich
ment and upbuilding of Europe,
but would be the impoverishment
Of the United States, the dragging
of this country down to the eco
nomic level of Europe.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-05-18
BUTTE WELL
IN FULL OPERATION

The South Dakota Development
and Refining Companys we'll No.
/, at Sanding Butte in Stanley
county, shut down last fall on ac-
count of severe weather, is agln
in full operation. Contractor Dus-
tin, with his crew Of drillers and
tool dressers moved to the well
May lst and spent a week rigging
up and getting everything IN
shape. Frank Jass, deep-wcll
driller arrived Monday completing
the crew and the rig started Tues
day to run tour, meaning "A hours
a day.
The hole was found in excellent
condition, and when the slush was
bailed out considerable oil was
found and stopping the bailer at
the top of the hole and lighting
the gas it burns a flame three feet
high for two or three Minutes
Mr.. Dustin is confident that gas or
oil will show in considerable guam
tity before going many feet.
All interested in the we'll will
be glad to know that operations
have been resumed, and barring
unlocked for delays, the we'll
should be completed in the next
80 to 60 days.-Fort Pierre Times.
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-05-18

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The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-05-18
HaakOn County
BOY SCOUTS of AMERICA

Meets Every Thursday Evening at
eight o'clock
Philip Ramsey, Secretary
Philip Larson, Treasurer
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
THE LOVE That KILLS.

Why do men end their lives in d-sappointed love
for bad women?
When you find the to this question you
viii also know why some ruthless with
good women.
The cables carry the story OF infatuated
Chilean who sends bullet into his brain when
he finds that the former chorus girl. who trhed
with natrirnony and who entranced OF millions
and Of power; very much involved in the at
tentlons of great editor.
Were his an isolated case. it might be easily
planned by his own weakness. his vices, his
own instability for he had left a family to follow
the smiles OF this enchantress.
But set il down the truth that all kill the
best part Of themselves when they yield to the
temptations OF a really bad. woman who
trafics upon her beauty and her woman who
sells herself in the highest market.
The Chilean diplomat cultured man, will join
Caesar and Marc Anthony in that realm where all
mysteries are solved. They will have knship
for the lost his empire, and the other his life,
when they fell under the spell of that greatest Of
historic vampires. Cleopatra
The power Of soulless women destroy the
sanity the souls of IS unlimited. Perhaps in
their defense it may be said that something has
already died in heart of when he
find attraction and interest in woman whom he
knows 10 be only playing with love an artist
might play upon violin. a woman who stimulates
affection and has none woman who is not i'm
moral in that she dehes conventions. but immoral
in that she has no conscience and no standards
save her own desires.
Why of genius, Of daring OF culture, of edu-
cation. in every other relation Of life follow
the smiles of Of this sort remains, forum
ately. an unsolved mystery to the normal mind.
Reverencing purity as do all men. they gloss over
the vagrancy of the habits OF their ido! Fired by
the thought OF being first in the heart Of the
they love they knowingly blindly to those
who have no hearts.
And in their infatuation when longer able
even 10 hold their own illusions against their POSI-
tive knowledge of inodelity they kill themselves.
The men would probably kill their own
wives If they proved unfathfu and pity themselves
for having been tricked defrauded
But they do not kill the who they know
never could know, and never could understand"
They let her live and write their own lives worth
less
Quite incidentally and apart from any reason
why it might be stated that the world loses little
when the who fall victim Of such !nfatuatons
see fit to themselves forever from the fasci-
nations of the modern Cleopatras.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

Hizaton. takes the form OF placing the wife in
the category Of his rocks. his houses his herds
The came thing happens IN the case OF the nag
gins wife. say the members OF this international
order.
From being coy shy or different she suddenly
discovers that her legal hold upon her husband
firm that she may take liberties with her own
desire rule and take advantage. Of every orpor-
tunity to show that she believes she has made a
rather bad bargain.
The very limited membership OF this body and
its claim antique history might suggest that
marimony bad after AL. II in six thousand
years It has produced s few Of either henpecked
husbands or rooserpecked wives that revolt IS still
secret open.
Even smaller wrongs and much less uncoufort-
able conditions OF life have been remedied by real
revolutions as they developed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
WOOD ALCOHOL.

Every patron of a bootlegger occasionally has
bad moment when he wonders if by chance,
the stuff he has just swallowed puts him next OF
the list of wood alcohos victims
Millions Of people discuss wood alcohol daily
Yet the average person knows nothing
about this mysterious poison except that 1t removes
varnsh causes blindness and death, and is used by
INSCRIPTIONS bootleggers because it is chear.
So. Watson:
Methyl alcohol commonly known as wood alco-
hol was first discovered in 1912 by the research
chemist Taylor.
It is formed by the destructive distillation Of
wood Also It can be made from formadehyde, in
tentionally or accidentally. observe the pos
sibniies of synthetic hoooh made from alcohol
has been spiked with formaldehyds or other poi
sons by government order to make it unfit for
beverage purposes
Intoxication from wood alcohol is similar to the
effects OF pure bonded nquor-at first
It intoxicates slowly and Is remarkable for the
duration of its hangover" rs undertakes viii
testify.
teaspoonful OF wood alcohol is sufficient to
cause blindness, beginning with double vision, fall
ing of the body's temperature. loss Of sensation
in nerve centers. and rhythmic commissions.
drink of wood alcohol blindness 90
times out of 1cO and usually means certain death
slough sometimes the patient fingers for long
as a year.
Here IS sentence which II written indelibly in
every brain would many a life:
ct IS worthy of that in many methyl
alcohol amblyopia" beginning of blindness) has
resuteS from the excessive use Of essence Of ginger
or peppermint OF other aromaucs in the prepare
ton Of which the alcohol has been used as a
struum" (sovent)
That is quotation from the United States Dis
pensatory. the official medical guide used by drug
gsts and physicians.
What to do when some swallows wood aco-
except strive to get it out Of the system free
sweating and administer large doses OF sodium b.
carbonate dissolved il water.
Ethyl alcohol-the grain alcohol Of so-cared
pure whiskey. sought by many the elixir of youth
consists of combination OF two atoms Of carbon.
one of oxygen six Of hydrogen.
From that. take atoms or hydrogen and
OF carbon. and you have wood alcohol
Funny what difference just a few atoms make.
Life may sometimes be a pretty hard problem;
but don't give 1t up.
II Cupid is the god Of love: then stupid the god
OF divorce.
Seventy millions yearly are spent on cosmetics.
This would raint every garage in the country.
II wealth was health boouegsers would live
million years.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
THE HEN PICKED HUSBAND.

most interesting bit Of literature is Issued from
sowerby England. bearing the signature Of The
Ancient and Honorable International order OF H en-
pecked Husbands
II claims that IL has been in existence since 1897
B. C.. and that it's secret list OF members contain
only those who can show that they are the victims
OF superIative annoyances from their wives.
Possibly this publication may bring 70 light
similar organization OF wives when this is done.
IL viii be shown that the historic records would
FAR antedate that Of the time when husbands be-
gan 70 suspect that they were governed.
Certain opponents Of the feminist will
argue volubly that woman has always ruled the
world and that the members OF THIS very secret
order are only those who have discovered this truth
or who have fallen into undiplomatic control
The significant fact about this organization IS
its secrecy. No member viii ADMIT his member
ship and the only consolation or benefit TO be
derived IS the ofacal publication which tries 70
teach definite philosophy OF non-resstance.
II holds no hore OF relief for It Is admitted that
those Who Join this society have no courage for
rebellion and that successful antidOte for the
poison has been found. The nocturnal toast of the
member is 20 the undertaken
The biggest news that has been received by the
order lately OF the verdict for alienation OF
affection in New Jersey In which FIVE women forced
verdict OF SIX cents FOR the OF wife legally
stolen by another man. That, say the members.
is womans' estimate of her OWE value.
The publication is interesting because OF the rea-
son which gives for the unhappiness of its mem
hers II solemnly asserts that the possess!ve in
stnot OF the wife is the cause Of her unbrdled
criticism and her constant nagging
Il s. quite likely that a similar symposium from
wives who would admit that they are dominated
by husbands would reveal the same explanation.
The ardent wooer becomes the tyrant when once
MS bride has left the altar and instead OF
of love. there uttered orders. The wife Is
viewed as properly not as an individual. and the
traditions OF centuries. especially the Saxon civ
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
YOUR HEALTH 50 By cd Dr. r. S

through the skin at several points.
The seriousness Of a carbuncle de-
ponds on the age and the general
condition of the victim. II he is
young and vigorous he will come
through without danger OF his life.
Old persons and rundown or i'll per
sons may have serious results from
Carbuncles.
There are certain diseases, par
ticularly diabetes, in which a car
buncle is a rather common compli-
cation. on this account every per
son who has a carbuncle or repeat
ed boil formation should have the
urine examined to make sure there
is absence Of sugar.
a bad carbuncle Will last from
four 10 six weeks, and is, OF course.
very debiitating. A single car
buncle is bad enough. a second one
is worse. but strong person could
weather several. Certainly there is
no rule of nature saying that a pair
is the limit.
Let me say this for your comfort
There is almost no kind Of suffer-
successfully overcome. There are
no stated rules which govern the
outcome of any ailment. The nat
ural tendency OF disease is toward
recovery. If IT were not so almost
the first sickness one had would
have a fatal result. Serious as a
carbuncle Is. and terrible as might
be the suffering caused by two or
three. yet your body can resist such
an assault If IL IS in reasonable re-
pair at the start.
The sIrest guarantee against boils
and carbuncles is likewise the surest
guarantee against every disease.
Right living and right thinking will
keep you well. and when you are
well you are able 10 resist every
germ.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
IvsOCO EBUTEs
QTh6n pOotru
~ JaNos 3 MoNtaSNo =
6Y JaRoS

WILL 1T COME TO THIS?
Tell the Captain the vessel is sink
ing
The haggard faced SAILOR cried
out.
Il know by the shock she has run
on a rock
Beyond any manner Of doubt"
Take a chair said the placid at
tendant.
AS he smoothed back the hair
from his brow.
cor drop in again at twelve minutes
10 ten
For he's in a conference now"
Tell the doctor I'm shot" said the
stranger.
AS he sank on the ante-room
floor.
See the spot on my chest where the
pistol was pressed.
And mark the effusion OF gorei"
Pray sit down said the Doctor
assistant,
With a distant though courteous
bow.
Hell see you at FIVE If you are alive
But he's in a conference now"
Engineer. stop the train" said the
farmer
His visage all fearful and pale
The boys. FOR a prank. have just
dashed my son Hank
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
WHATEvER YOU ARE.


II YOU can't be a pine on the top
o. the hill.
Re a shrub in the valley-but be
The best little shrub at the side
OF the hill:
Be a bush II you can't be a tree.
II you can't be a bush be a bit OF
grass.
Some highway 10 happier make;
II you can't be a muskie then jus,
be a bass.
But be the nveHest bass in the lake
We can't all be the captains. we've
got to be crew.
There's something for all OF US here
There's big work TO do and there's
lesser 20 60.
And The task we must do IS the near
IL you can't be a highway, then
just be q tail;
IL YOU can't be the sun be a star,
1t isD't by size that you win OF
you fail
Be the best whatever you are.
WYMAN'S STORE NEWS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

Here is a sentence from one Of the
| thousands Of letters of inquiry that
come 10 me each month. Ii requests
me 10 write an article in reference 10
carbuncles. The writer asks:
us it possible to be afflicted with
more than two carbuncles and live ?"
Before saying anything about car
buncles it is necessary TO speak
about boils, because, in a sense, a
carbuncle is simply a collection of
bOils. This statement is not entirely
scientific, but it Will serve for the
present.
A boil is a loc3.ized Inflammation
of the skin. developing pus and a
core" or slough. 1t IS due TO a
germ called the 'staphylococcus.'
II order for this germ to get a
chance to do its work it must pene-
trate the tissues For Il simply to
! alight on the skin is not enough
II must be rubbed in, or otherwise
thrust into the substance Of the
skin. For this reason boils are
found in those parts which are
played upon by the clothing. The
RUBBING or the collar upon the neck,
or of the garments upon the but
tocks, may give the staphylococcus
just the right conditions to force it
into the tissues.
The habit OF scratching the ear
| canal with a hairpin or a toothpick
may cause the entrance Of the germ
into the skin, and result in one OF
! those painful things, an aural boil.
A carbuncle is like a group of
/ boils. Instead OF discharging It's
/ contents through ore opening as a
! boil does. it has several. perhaps
many openings.
| The skin becomes dark red. hard.
and il looks as if IT had been varnish-
ed. In a week or ten days the pus
! appears at the surface and breaks
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

Half a mile down the track 10 ths
rail"
'Tco late" said the SCOT covered
fireman,
The engineer told me as how.
If MESA ges came, 10 reply TO the
same
That he's in. conferences now"
Come out Of that vault. Mr.. Burg
lar"
The deep throated night watch
man cried
Just lay of the loot an step out.
or III shoot.
An YOU won't be alive to be tried -
BE calm" said the safe crackers
helper,
1T is futile 10 kick up a row
Ny boss said 10 say IL you dropped
round this way
That he's in a conference now"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT THE
WILD MUSHROOM-THE KIND
YOU HAVE To SNEAK Up on?
Yours truly.
HOLLOWAY.

Dear Biu:-We note in your gar
rulous column that you have
trouble finding mushrooms at this
time of year.
AS we have a nice mess OF them.
for supper tonight, I will tell you
how you may do likewise:
You will notice that you never
find very many until you have
found the first two or three so this
is the scheme that has been found
TO work in your case: Take two or
three mushrooms Of your previous
catch along with you to start on
and save the Inconvenience Of hav-
ing 10 find the first two or three.
If you try this regularly you will
always bring some home with you.
Yours truly.
HIRAM BROW
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
WE HAVE REFERRED THIS MAT.
TER TO OLD BASSERENO
ENNINGS

PapakeeChie Lake, Ind
DEAR TOWERING and Ellis
worth was casting along this
island Saturday and about every
other time. he hooked into a tree.
and says he. Gene. the damis-
landsin my way" So l hitched the
old motor to the cussed thing and
drug It up TO the other end of the
lake.
Yours truly.
HOLLOWAY.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

To Tank Hup, prominent local
idler. goes an unusual distinction. He
is the "One Man in a Million" but
not Ralph Obenchain the one that
is coming TO the Auditorium soon.
We claim unusual distinction for our
fellow townsman. Tank Hup. be-
cause my friends. he is against pro-
hibitiOn. and still he doesn't care
anything for the promised relief beer
and light wines would give him.
As Life appropriately remarks,
many young women Of the present
day have abandoned smoking be-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
OLD STUFF.

Lady Aston says the faPper is all
right. thus confirming the informa-
tion that has been supplied US by
the flapper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
I-NKINn OF THE HnI-SE

The senate was as glad 20 gel
the bonus bill as a practical joker's
victim is 10 receive a hot potato.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
NO SPEED VIOLATIONS

There is a glacier in Alaska whics
moves downward al the rate Of three
feet a year. They call it The Cost
Of Living"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
Umbrellas
$1.QO and
$2.65

Umbrellas just can't be rel
egated to the scrap heap
no matter how little we like
to carry them and have
them about.
That being the CASE
with the season of sudden
showers upon us. there
should be no hesitation to
procure at once one of
these Of fine quality, Amer
lean tapped edge tafeta,
rain and sun proof with
ring handles and steel par
agon frames. Special duT-
ing May, of course.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
ThpTower
Bill Armstrong

= cause mamma and grandma smoke
I up their cigarets so fast, they ind
| they can't afford Il.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
SUGGESTIVE ITEMS FOR PUBL
CATION IN TIE SUNDAY MOAN

PARIS, May Peggy Joyce.
the noted American actress. has
registered at the Hotel CIaridge.
and Is being introduced around TO
some Of the regular fellows. Miss
Joyce's first evening in Paris was
disturbed by the untimely demise
Of William Errazuiriz. Miss Joyce
asks that flowers be eliminated.
Pennsylvania and Chile papers
please copy.
HOOPESTON, IL, May THE
town marshal continues in pursuit
OF the alleged perPetrator Of the
recent crime in this village, which
is said 10 have cost the life of a
local resident. (Anyone interested
in learning the name OF the victim,
may do so by referring 10 the
Chicago papers of even date.)
CHICAGO. May Z. - Tommy
O'Connor Sundayed pleasantly in
the city. Mr.. O'Connor spent the
morning debating a statement for
the press. addressed a crowded
meeting Of the Burglars Alliance
shortly after noon. and left soon
after for the east on a New York
Central fast freight.
Los ANGELES. Cal, May T.
Roscoe Fatty Arbuckle has defin-
itely decided to withdraw from
motion pictures. The reason given
is that it cost so much for truck
ing Mr.. Arbuckle back and forth
TO the lot. that the prices of the
films were prOhibitive. ThSformer
star has taken a position with
piano moving house, and assures
We Scribe that he likes the posi-
ton immensely.
NEW YORK, May THE beau
tiful guide book. from the pen of
James Stillman. the former New
York banker. has just come from
the press and lots of nice things
are being said about it on all sides.
The Canadian edition of the book
is expected to be somewhat larger
than the American volume, there
being more good guides in Canada
apparently.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03

It looks like a tough run Of luck
for the sunday Moan, which, it Il
promised. will never bring the blush
10 the cheek OF either child or adult
the Stillmans and Peggy Joyce are
back on The front page again-and
next Sunday approaches with start
ling rapidly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-05-03
WE CAUGHT THIS ONE AT TIKI
ORPHEUM.

Two men, on railroad train
busily engaged in drinking a refresh
ment. which was described 10 them
when they bought it. as good bonded
stun
FIRST GENT Cater taking a
drink)-"My God, that was wood
alcohol. feel myself ecins blind. 4"
SECOND GENT-"Shut up. you
DUN fool: we're going through 4
tunnel"