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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16
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Says Pullman Car Window Is Harder to
Open Than Bank Account.
Ry John p. MedburY

For years the Pullman Company,
has been misleading tho public by
calling their trains sleeping cars.
In the first place, they charge 90
much for riding in them that you
couldn't 60 to sleep anyway.
You stay awake all night trying
to figure how much it's going to cost
you to go to sleep. ..
Then after you decide 10 20 TO sleep
you lie there the rest Of the night
watching your clock 10 see how long
It's going to take you.
An optimist Ia q man who gets into
his berth and tells the porter to wake
him up at o'clock in the morning.
The bcrths are 10 small and you're
30 cramped that your foot L. the only
part Of you which goes to sleep.
When q man has to get up in the
morning and 60 to work his brain 10
the part which needs the rest. OF
course it's all right for your feet to
go to sleep II you're q professional
bicycle rider.
Every berth has two windows In II,
but they're harder to open than .
bank account.
One guy slept with his arm out OF
the window all night and the next
morning when he woke up he found
three mail bags and q trunk on II.
The only reason he rot TO saeep
was because he heard the couple IN
the next berth fighting and he
thought he was At homo.
Each berth has two little lights
which shine about - brightly ~ Q
piece Of hcorice in q coal scuttls.
Most Of the time you've got 70
strike . match 70 SO II the Lights
are on.
The berths are heated by hot air
and the hot air In supplied by the
main office.
A pair Of long trousers cover Q
multitude Of Sims, but that's moro
than Q Pullman blanket win do.
They're made out Of very irritating
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

For years the Pullman Company
has been misleading tho public by
calling their trains sleeping cars.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

You stay awake all night tryint
to figure how much it's going to cos
you to go to sleep.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16
MANY ACCEPT
INVITATION TO
FARM meeting
Plans Being Completed Rapidly
For Conference Here
January 70.
By international Nsws sssviss.


Arrangements are being rapidly
completed by officials OF the Depart.
ment of Agriculture for the national
farm conference, which opens here
on January 20, q week from today.
The conference will be formally
opened by President Harding. after
which the delegates. including cepre-
sentatives Of farming interests and
allied industries, will draw up their
own program for the discussions.
Secretary of Agriculture Wallace
has made public the names Of
ninety-four additional persons who
have accepted the Governments in
vitation to participate In the confer
ence.
They include Aaron sapiro. San
Francisco; T. c. Tucker. San Fran.
cisco; J. N. Harper, Atlanta, Ga;
Everett c. Brown. Chicago. presi-
G. L. Mckay. Chicago: Wayne Dins-
more, Chicago; George Woodruff.
Joliet. ILL.,; A. J. Curtis, Chicago:
Guy Huston. Chicago. president
Joint Stock Land Bank Associa.
ton; Robert McDougall, Chicago.
president Chicago Board Of Trade:
Clifford Thorne, Chicago; Walter
Page, Chicago; j. Ogden Armour.
Chicago: L. c. Swift, Chicago; c. H.
Markham, president Illinois Central
railway; Henry A. Wallace. Des
Moines. Iowa; Charles w. Hunt, Des
Moines, Iowa, president Iowa Farm
Bureau; Frank Moorehead. Des
Moines, Iowa; Milo Reno. Des Moines,
Iowa; Edward 8. Butler. New Or
leans, president New Orleans Cot.
ton Exchanges; David Friday. New
York city; l.. e. Moses. Kansas City.
Mo-. president Southwest Millers'
League; Hayes Walker, Kansas City.
Mo-: H. C. Filley. Lincoln. Neb.;
Leo Stuhr. Lincoln. Neb.; J. N.
Norton, Lincoln. Neb., president Ne
braska Farm Bureau; George Mar.
tin, New York city; Windsor T.
White. New York city; Arthur r.
Rule, New York city; John #. Cum
ningham, Cleveland. Ohio; e. 8.
Bayard. Pittsburgh. Pa; w. M.
Riggs, Columbia, 8. c.. president
Clemson Agricultural College; Clar-
ence Ousley, Fort Worth, Tex, for
mer Assistant Secretary Of Agricul.
ture; J. c. Orr. Dallas, Tex, presi-
dent Farm Bureau; Sam Cowan.
Fort Worth. Tex.
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In the first place, they charge 90
eonisn. tos 20 to sleep IN anyway ss ~
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tary, Mrs. william A. Hammond: cor
responding secretary. Mrs. Charles H.
Woodruff. and treasurer. Mrs. J. Allan
Dougherty.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

When forcing air into q tire by .
handpump, jack the wheel Off the
ground and the energy expended viii
be considerably reduced.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

material, but they're good AL sea
son" blankets. In summer you
don't need them over you and In
winter you can't stand them over
you.
|, Nobody really knows who manu-
features them, but they're probably
made by Toss q Turn, Of Chicago.
There's only one way TO enjoy q
Pullman berth. Buy q ticket, miss
the train and sleep In hotel all
night.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

more for Borden's than for
many other brands, he Is seek
ing always to supply his Gus
toners with Evaporated Milk
Of established superiority. He
sells Borden'stoyouatnohigher
price. You get Borden qsaIr at
the very same price you would
pay for ordinary brands.
THE BORDEN COMPANY
Borden Building New York
Maken also Of Borde~s Eesie Brand
Milk, Bordens Mailed Mill and Bordess
Confectionery. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

may have milk that is Of
high average quality, the
milk from different breeds
is mixed 50 as to give the
best all.around food value.
The condensaries, where
the milk is putup in sealed
containers, are painstak-
ingly inspected and an
extra.fnal test is made in
our laboratories Of each
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

by evaporation and sterilizes the rich
creamy milk that is left.
Typical Borden Precautions
For example, the herds from which the
milk comes are specially inspected-exam-
med regularly by skilled veterinaries and
kept thoroughly clean. In order that you
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1922-01-16

How your grocer serves you
The production costs of Borden's Evaporated Milk
are necessarily high In view Of the extra precau.
lions taken in its manufacture. But American
housewives quickly learn which brand to ask for.
And nobody can afford to take chances on milk
the most essential human food.
Your grocer knows this and while at times he pays
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
Quick and Harmless
Rheumatic Remedy
Rheuma Suffering Rheumatic Thought
Nothing Would Give Relief-It Will Do Much
for You, Money Refunded

please you IN a day and make you hope
full and happy in a week. What il did
for this sufferer it should do for you.
Tully- Mcfarland Drug Co. will supply you
and guarantee money back If it fails
i have been laid up for one year with
chronic anthritis- had doctors galore.
also spent four months in the sanitarium
ar Troy. y. Y, but had practically no
relief. Then l started taking Rheuma.
have taken five bottles and 60
without crutches other aid, which 1
could not do for the last nine months.
highly recommend il and would gladly
answer any questions asked on receipts
Of stamp for postage. This letter may
be published n benefit to sufferers
from rheumatism in any orm.''+Thomas
H. Eddy, Schuylervi1le, n ADV
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
MUCH INTEREST IN MATCH
Alan Eustace to Meet Ivan LinOw at
Auditorium Tuesday.

TopeLa. wrestling devotees. and
there are many OF them here. are do
ing a great deal of talking about the
Alan E.ustace-IVan Linow match
which will be staged by the American
Legion Tuesday night The general
opinion seems TO be that It will be the
hest heavyweight match ever held in
Topeka. It is certain to be speedy.
sensational and Crammed full OF ac-
ton as neither man knows what IL
means to loaf once the bout is under
way. Linow has the reputation of be
ing a rough fellow on the mat, who
uses his tremendous strength and
weight to advantage. and while Eus-
1sce is always a clean and careful
ltsan. he would not hesitate to retail
ate for anything that LinOw starts
and is just as ready to change 1t into
n boxing match as any one who ever
pulled on a padded mitt.
Linow's wonderful record. with vic
tories over Champion Lewis. Joe
SeeCher and Earl CaddOck, entities
him to great consideration and re-
Spect. as he is a very capable man.
When E,ustace was informed that
1ainow would be his next opponent. he
expressed great pleasure, as he stated
he thought he could throw any man
in the world. nd would be given
more credit for winning from Linow
than any other man in that class.
IL Will be a match that will test Eus-
tace to the utmost, and If he wins he
las been promised a chance with
Champion Ed Lewis
Owing to an accident which has
temporarily disabled Bull Smith. it
has become necessary to substitute
Young Gotch against Tony Ross. This
should make another wonderful
match. as Young Gotch is following in
anxious to show his ability against
Ross on Tuesday night.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

BE fair TO yourself you sufferer from
rheumatism no matter what form. Get
from your druggist a package of Rheuma,
the guaranteed prescription. Use the en-
tire bottle and il you don't think it has
given you quick and sure relief, say so.
and you can have your money back.
Isn't that a fair offer2 Can Won soc
any deceit about it: What chance do you
taket Absolutely none
Then get a bottle Of Rheuma today
II reputable physicians prescription,
altogether different from remedies usually
prescribed Tree from narcotics, and per
fectly harmless.
kheuma acts on the kidneys and helps
TO force the uric acid from the swollen
JOINTS and other lodging places. 1t should
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
Goodbye BOiIs!
S. S. S. VIII Rid You of BoiIs, Pimples,
Blackheads and Skin Eruptiona.

A boil IS a volcano.-your blood IL
SO chuck full OF poisons that these
''boiP' out into a boil They'll keep
boiling up" until you destroy them
completely by the use of S. s. s., one
OF the most powerful blood cIeansers
known TO science. s. S. S. has stood
the test Of time. The power of its
Ingredients Is acknowledged by auth
critics Its medicinal ingredients are
guaranteed to be purely & { I g.
Right off. it clears the skin OF pin-
pies, boils. blotcheS. blackheads. acne.
eczema, rash and other skin eruptions,
and does il thoroughly. It drives out
o4 the blood impurities which cause
makes the blood rich and
pure builds up lost flesh. 1t helps 10
manufacture new blood ceIls.-that's
one Of its secrets. S. S. s is sold at
all drug stores, in two sizes The lar
ger size is the more economical
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

ITS like coming back rom the
dead" This was the description
given by Pilot Robert Moore his
experiences on the Inflated air
plane. Miss Miami. when he regain
ed consciousness in a Miami hos
pital. II saw them weaken held
them IN my arms. saw the giant
waves come and then they tipped
away to DEATH" ard Moore shud-
dered as he recalled the tragedy.
Three women ard two men lost
their lives when the seaplane was
pounded to pieces within sight of
Bimini after it had been forced TO
descent by broken propeller.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
TEAM IN NORTH Topeka
Manager james Hallorcn Challenges
Best Teams in the State.


North Topeka is going to break into
thc sport column this season with one
uf the strongest semi protest. onaI
t.sams Il has ever had, according to
Manager James Halloren. 14O1 North
Topeka avenue. who announces he is
ready to make dates with any fast out
IF town teams fo- early games; the
faster the better
Manager Halloren says he will have
a club composed entirely of eX-service
men. and announces the following
y ayers have been signed up for the
sea on. Wycoff. Parneu, Pardee,
Peckhan, Reed. Schell. Neiswender
Chapman. Mellon. FieEer. Warren,
Eagle. Morrissey. Rathbers and Stem
son.
My challenge goes to the best
semi-pro teams in the state" said
Halloren today, and 7 hope their
managers viii write me for dates"
Stock Exchanges Close Good Friday
New York. March 31=The New
Y ork stock exchange will suspend
operations on Good Friday. it was an
nounced today Most other local ex-
changes will also observe that day.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
PLAY AT WICHITA
CooIey's Club Will Meet Izzies
April S and 8.
Hard Workouts Are Promised
When Weather Clears.

Topeka's Southwestern club will
ramble down to Wichita late next
week for pair of games with Frank
IsbeIFs Western league aggregation,
Saturday and Sunday. April and g,
according to an announcements made
by Manager Dick Cooley today. Ar
engagements for the two games were
completed with Isben by wire late
Thursday night.
II don't know what kind of a bunch
1 will have together by that time. ="
said Cooley today. but it Will give
the boys some real practice and af-
ford me a good chance to look 'em
over Our shape at that time Will de-
pend largely upon weather conditions
the first part of the week. I've got n
bunch of lads here now who would
like to be working out but the weather
is against us
The two games at Wichita will be
the first real encounters of the sea-
son for Cooley's club and if the team
is to make any showing at all against
the Izzies. the candidates must expect
some hard practice next week They
will get it, too, once the weather mod
crates. because Cooley says he pro-
poses to have them on the field twice
a day. Returning from Wichita will
find the team up against another hard
grind and Cooley expects to have
real club ready for an exhibition game
at Western league PARK on Sunday,
April 16. That will wind up the
home training spell as Cooley wants
to get into the south for a few good
workouts before the opening with
Muskogee.
Get Another h. C. Player.
Besides the three players obtained
from Coffeyville. Clyde Davis. of Kan
sas City, has Joined Cooley's squad
and is waiting for a chance to work
out. Davis had a team in the Kansas
City semi-pro league last season and
has been assisting Cooley in lining up
the cream of that aggregation for a
tryout in the Southwestern league.
Besides. Davis is some ball player him
self He is an infielder. a fair hitter
and a real hustler. Cooley says.
I've got strings out for several
more good players and I expect to land
some of them any moment" said
Cooley. today. I'll get a club. all
I want is some weather to give the
boys a chance TO work out
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
CLARK USES AXE
COffeyville Manager Trims His
Squad to Seventeen Men.
Release of Three Youngsters
May Help Topeka.

CoffeyviIIe, Kan. March 31.-Josh
Clarke gave his axe another swing
yesterday and cut loose six more play
ers- who were candidates for the COZ
Those who felt the blow were In
feeders Penney and Schroeder out
Gelders Ray and Wellman and Pitch
srs Coons and Herbert George
This cut reduces Manager Clarke's
squad at the present time to seven
teen. two more than will be allowed
when the season starts. Those on the
roll now are Catcher Helm, Pitch
ers TEX" Stanton. Joe Victor. Puss
Brooks Lefty Dennis. Doc" Will
HamS. Wilbur Raw: InfieIders Klevjer.
Dorlaud. Church. PolslSy- VIII George,
Willigrod. and Outfielders Hoffman,
Flanagan. DeIebeata and Weiss.
sent Three To Topeka.
Manager Clarke states he has made
arrangements to send Penney, Schroed-
or and WelIman to Dick Cooley. man
ager of the Topeka club. Clarke liked
these three players. but deemed il inn
possible TO continue to keep such
large squad. Cooley has promised.
Josh states. to give these youngsters
a fair trial, and doubtless they Will
land a berth on the capital city team.
Tony Delebeatta, Pittsburg, Kan,
outfielder- who reported yesterday,
pleased Clarke in his first workout
with the locals. He Is a husky lad
and according to the manager. has the
'-Inakings-' of a good outfielder. Hoff-
man and Flanagan appear to have
the places in the two other outgarden
positions cinched. They are fast field
ers and effective hitters.
Rains Down There. Too.
Practice was called off this morn
ing due to the rain and the Wet
grounds. However. Clarke is not dis
Outraged So far. no sore arms have
been developed and the squad as
whole. is in good trim. one or Two
warm days before Saturday. when the
team goes to Pawhuska for pair OF
exhibition games, will put the players
In good condition.
RAY Penney. Argo Wellman and
Glen Coons. the three players released
10 Topeka are likely looking young
sters and will be given every chance
TO make good on the local club, Mana
ger Dick Cooley said today Penney
is a shortstop. Wellman an outfielder
and Coous is a pitcher. All are from
-. Louis. where they starred last year !
in rcmi-pro circles. They arrived IN
To- clza- Thursday night
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Would Take Patrons Finger Prints.

Hutchinson. March Sir c. Bur-
CESS chief of police of Hutchinson.
favors a city ordinance requiring that
finger prints be taken of all patrons
of pawn broker shops and second
hand stores. Burgess believes this
would be a means of apprehending
many criminals
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31
So. Exehanges doc Good Fridav
WITH THE TEAMS

Chicago. March 31.-Dick Kerr holdout
pitcher of the White Sox. has signed q
contract to play with the City Hall nine a
local semi-prO team. according to George
Carlson. president of the City Hall team
Carlson claims Kerr viii receive salary
SON.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

Girard. Kan. March 31-"Kin a
rat is Girard's slogan for a campaign
Of rodent determination to be waged
all next week. with the Chamber of
Commerce acting as the general staff
for the attacking forces.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

A beautiful shouting of fopper pun
sports oxfoTdS and other Dery ne
modes in footwear lUill make Sdturd
day of interest in the shoe sectio
Three new styles in "flappe
one-strap patent leather pump
with low heels at only Sc a pa
Two new styles in patent
leather one strap ''flapper"
pumps at only 81 pair.
A new dark brown street OK
ford with saddle strap, stitch
ing, perforated tip and flat
heel, very attractive, only Sc.
A patent leather oxford with
a gray saddle strap in, also
very new at only SO.
CaoODa
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

San Francisco. March 21.-BH Killifer I'm
thinking seriously Of sending some of his
pitchers back TO Catalina Island for an
exhibition given by four pitchers in n game
which Oakland won IA to 5. the Cubs pilot
had several rather pointed remarks to make
to his pitchers II weather permits which
Is doubtful, the Cubs and Seals will play
today.
Meridian. Miss. March a1.-The pathway
II the White Sex over the Uncle Tom
-ircuit Is very Wet. Rain has spoiled about
sverythinG he Sax attempted to do since
.caFins TEXAS. They arrived here only
10 find che grant stand burned down
bat IL It does not rain they viii play the
Meridian club IBIS afternoon.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

Field Artillery Battery at Great Bend.
Great Bend. March 31-The organ
ization of a service battery of field ar
tillery of the National Guard probably
will be undertaken here The Cham
Der of Commerce is conducting the
campaign for the battery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

A new patent leather oxford
at 81 and a new one at only Sc.
New York's newest style
just received-a new pump in
patent leather and gray suede
combined, SO.
The latest style sport OK
fords are here in smoked horse,
pearl horse and brown calf at
Sc to $40.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-03-31

Second FOOT.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-11-17
BACHE'S ADVICE

Competent observers who returning from European tours
that allied debts the United States should not be can
celed Jules 5. Bach prominent New York banker reports on
conditions he them this Mr. Bache
believes that Europe needs eahfu leadership and has urged
President Harding call conference which the whole
question of international finance PREPARATIONS and debts could be
discussed He thinks able her obligations
without the aid German rparaons and that she her
debts this country but will do only is brought
bear by the United States
may possible that Mr. Harding will find take some
Mr. Bache advises It already rumored in London
that the American Ambassador has discussed with Lord Curon the
calling conference the reduction of land There
has hint from Washington that such meeting prospect
but should be held could easily lead discussion European
finances Armamen and the balancing budgets cloce
in the Old World and the appropriations for defense
be scaled down it will be comparatively find
of the financial problems.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-11-17
MORE GASOLINE OBTAINED
FROM CRUDE PETROLEUM
Yield NOk % Per Cent. as Against IL
Per Cent. in Early Auto.
mobile Days.

In order to supply the constantly in
creasing demand for gasoline it has
been necessary for the Oil indusery to
perfect improvements in refining pro-
cesses which would result in a greater
yield of gasoline per barrel of crude
oil
Thus, in the early days OF the auto
mobile, the average yield Of CONNER
cial gasoline from crude oil was not
more than II per cent, while today it
is about Is per cent.
In 1909, 100000 gallons of gaso-
line were produced from SS.171 900
barrels Of crude oil. In 1920, 1885,, 0o0,-
900 gallons Of gasoline were produced
from 3.402, 900 barrels of crude.
In other words. with an increase of
only 142 per cent. in the production of
crude petroleum, the oil industry pro-
duced so4 per cent. more gasoline.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-11-17

In the screen version OF "Penzie".
the William Fox adaptation Of Flor
ence Bingham Livingtson's novel "The
Custard Cup" there is little dog that
Is destined to make a name for him
self on the screen. The dog caused
considerable comment around the stu
do by his novel tricks which he per-
formed with apparent willingness be-
fore the camera. AS a result discus
sion arose as TO what kind of dog he
was. Some OF the guesses ranged from
Russian wolfhound to Mexican hair
less. but the dog expert of the studio
decided he was water spaniel. Thai
went until the subject was brought to
the attention OF the publicity depart
ment which decided Immediately that
any dog working in Fox pictures auto
matically became a FOX" TERROR.
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COMMENT
R1S155S5RRS6S3S3!

1t is to be hoped that the people of
Maysville will demonstrate their ap-
proval of and interest in a Lyceum
course by their presence at the High
School auditorium this evening. The
course has not been given the support
this year that it deserves and unless
the public's support is more heartily
given to the remaining numbers, it is
more than likely that the Board Of Ed
ucation will not plan a course for next
year.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-11-17
SMILES.

into the club the other day with his face hafhd
den by sticking plaster.
GA motorist friend of just nasty accident,
he explained.
''But what have you been dong' we asked in chorus.
''Oh, I was the nasty accident! Five (London}.
Little fouearod Jimmy being told to for his absent
father his small brother who ILL.,
spraned her ankle did But to his mother establishment
Guided follows And God please yourself
for if anything happens you We'll all be in soup
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1922-11-17

"A friend In need Is q friend in
deed" The American Red Cross is a
friend to everybody in need. Now is
the time to toin.