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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
Pat O'EIara Victor
In North and South
Golf Tournament
Jock Hutchinson Slips in Final
Rounds and Finishes in
Four ornered Tie for Sixth
Place With Mcleod, Har-
mon, and Mothersole.

PINEHuRsT. n. c.. April Pat
OHara. the dininutive professional
golfer from the Richmond County
Club. won the North and South open
golf championship here today with
a score OF go for 50 holes. ciar-
cnce Hackney. Atlantic CITY. was
second with 22s.
Jock Hutchinson. British open
champion. after leading the field on
the opening days play. isIipped
badly in the firai TWO rounds today
and was forced TO be content with
four-cornen<d tie for sixth place.
with Freddy Mcleod. Columbia
Country Club; Tommy Harmon.
Hudson River. and Charles Mother
sole. Woburn. at 22s.
Joe Kirkwood. Australian cham
pom. came strong on the final days
play and finished In tie for third
place with Pat Doyle at 226. Jim
Barnes. national open title holder.
took ffth honors with 22s.
Though the rain OF the previous
day had stopped. the course was
heavy. and high winds Handicapped
the golfers throughout the days
plav.
The scores: Pat O'Hara. Rich
mopd County Club. 22O: Clarence
Hackney. Atlantic City. 22t: Pat
Doyle. st. Louis. s2e: Joe Kirkwood,
Melbourne. 226: Jim Barnes. Pei
ham. 22s: Jock Hutchison. Gienview.
22s; Tommy Harmon. Hudson River,
229: Freddie Mcleod. Columbia, 22s:
Charles Mothersole. woburn. 22s;
Harry Hampton. Brooklands, ESQ:
Mike Brady, Detroit. $50.
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SKINNER DEFEATED
ms. A. NIT BOUT
Loses Decision TO Baltimore
Boxer In Amateur Cham.
pionship Contest.

BALTIMORE, Nd. April Clamp
Holabird's sturdy mittmen were
returned victorious in five OF the
eight conflicts waged here tonight
in the annual South Atlantic ANA
teur championship at the Central
Branch Y. NJ. c. A. before a packed
eallery.
The feature bout of the even;n"
came In the 135-pound class 1,
was a thrilling. cory melee in
which no quarter was asked OF
given. Both gladiators began
bleeding profusely in the opening
round and the loser. A. G. Skinner.
OF Washington. appeared 10 have i
slight advantage until the fina
period. Then he took a severe past
ing. but took his medicine gamely.
Another interesting tussel was
that won by Barton. whose victim.
was E. Snader, of the NagabonG
Club. of Annapolis. The latter was
fioored but regained his. feet ard
fought back stubbornly and was
given a fine ovation as he left the
ring.
The summaries:
Heavyweight-Mor Camp Hols-
bird. knocked out Costhout. "Y." in
the second round.
l12-Pound Class-GoodwIn. Camp
Rolabird, Won a Ground decision
over Harrison. Fort Howard.
1lS-Pound Class-Stevenson. Fifth
Regiment. won Ground decision
over Captain. "Y."
l26-Pound Class-Barton. ~
won a 3-round decision over Snad-
er. Vagabond Club. of Annapolis.
155-Pound Class-Goren. "Y.
won a 3-round decision over skim
ner.i Washington "Y."
147-Pound Class-Dodd. Camp
Holabird. won a 3-round decision
over Ludwig. Doyle A. G.
16o-Pound Class-Collignon. Camp
Holabird. won by default from
Mules. ~"
lI5-Poand Class-Tritta. Car.r
Holabird. won by defauia from
Costhout. "Y"
Referee-Spike Webb. Naval
Academy.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
By HAWTHORNE.

Thoroughbred racing has lost
none OF It's popularity In Maryland
and Immediate vicinity. Before one
Of the largest and most enthusi-
astic crowds that ever damned the
Prince Georges County course. the
1874 Eastern racing. season was
ushered In this afternoon under the
most suspicfons circumstances.
Ideal weather conditions prevailed
and a fast track contributed 10 sew
erai stirring and spirited finishes.
In arranging the program for The
inaugural. Racing Secretary Nc
Lehman featured the card with the
running Of the Inaugural Handicap.
a dash that. engaged 3-yesr-oids
and upwards for distance Of sew
en- furlongs.
The race from a spectacular
point of view was a splendid one
and marked a well deserved victory
for Mrs. III. Dattner's popular Bun
ga Buck. The 4-year-old son OF
Vulcan-Mary Orr was returned the
winner over the Sunnyland stables
Slippery Elm. with Lunstta third.
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Departmental League
Schedules 78 Games

- The Departmental Baseball League
composed of War. Treasury. Agri-
culture. Post Office. Bureau of En-
craving. and Government Printers
has arranged the following seventy
eight game schedule. No games are
scheduled for Saturdays or for May
40 and July 4.
April -. Printers vs. Treasury: April IS.
Bureau vs.. Post Office: April 20, Arricui-
ture vs. War; April 81. Printers vs.. Post
o6ice; April IS. Bureau VS.. War.
May I. Agriculture vs. Treasury: May 9.
rrfntsrs rs. War; MAY 3, Bureau Treas
ury: Nav 4. Agriculture vs.. Post Ofice;
Nay ). Printers vs.. Bureau: May g, Treas
ury vs. War; MAY Q. Printers vs.. AEricul-
tsre: May 10. Treasury vs.. Post 0nice;
Sfsy II. Bureau vs.. Agriculture: May L..
Pest Oniee vs.. War: May Is. Treasury vs..
Printers: May 10. Post Office vs.. Bureau;
Mny II. War vs. Agriculture; May is. Post
Orice vs.. Printer; May 10. War Bu-
resz:- May -. Treasury Va. Agriculture
ury vs. Bureau: May 25. Post Office vs..
Agriculture; May 20. Bureau vs.. Printers;
Nsy %. War vs.. Treasury; May 81, AEri-
culture vs.. Printers
lane 1. Post Office ". Treasury: June .
Agriculture vs.. Bureau: June 5. War vs..
POSE Office: June 9. Printers VS. Treasury;
Ju,e Z Bureau vs. Post Orice; June 8.
Acrirulture ". War; June .. Printers vs..
Posi- Onire. June II. Bureau War; June
Il. Agriculture vs. Treasury; June IA,
Prirters W. War; June Il. Bureau vs..
Trre sury: June 10. Agriculture vs.. Post
orfre: June 10. Printers vs.. Bureau; June
"a. treasury vs.. War: June 81, Printers vs..
Agriculture: June -. Treasury ". Post
OTIce: June 3. Bureau vs.. Agriculture
Iunr g. Post Orice vs. War; June "a.
Trrasury vs.. Printers; June %. Post Office
v. Bureau June -. War vs.. Agriculture;
Ione 20. Post Ofice vs.. Printers.
July 3. War rs. Bureau; July >. Treasury
- agriculture: July 8. War Vs. Printers:
Iuly 7. Treasury vs.. Bureau; July 10. Post
orire vs.. Agriculture: July II. Bureau vs.
prtnters:> July IL. War vs.. Treasury; July
NJ Agriculture vs.. Printers; July II. Post
Orire vs.. Treasury: July II. Agriculture vs..
Rrpau: July IS. wsrv Post Oneie; July
~. Printers vs. Treasury: July 20. Bureau
- Post Oriee: July 81. Agriculture vs..
W.: JnIy "a. Printers vs.. Post onice; July
r. Rnrrau vs.. War: July IS. Agriculture
'. Treagurv. July 81. Printers ". War;
rnf~ sS Rureau Treasury. July 81.
f--4sutst-rr ~ Post Office.
--Auepst T. Printers Vs. R1reau: August :.
grrslRT rs War; August >. Printers vs.;
Arr5erlfarres August 4. Treasury ~ Post
orire. August T. Bureau vs. AgricOfure
August = Post Ofice vs. War: August y.
Trea.ury W Printers: August 10. Post
s,fire ~ Bureau; August II, War vs.
= |H
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CATHOLIC AGAIN
DEFEATS SAILORS
Jackson's Pitching and Sloppy
Work in Field by Gobs Give
Bro0klanders 11-3 Win.

NORFOLK, April 1.-Catholic
University defeated the local
Training Station club this after
noon by the score of IL to 8. In a
game which looked like a major
league ball game until the seventh.
when the losers blew and made
IL a walkaway for the collegians.
Pitcher Jackson, a southpaw.
looked good in the box and kept
the hits well scattered. But much
of his showing is due to the almost
faultless support of his team
mates. They helped him out of
several dangerous holes. DriscolI
and Lynch rode the apple for three
sackers, the former sending in
three runners and Lynch drove in
one. He was called out at the
plate on a close decision. the UNI
pire claiming that he failed to
touch the plate.
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Dickinson Trounces Hopkins.

BALTIMORE. April l.-Dickinson
College defea,ed the John Hopkins
nine. to .. today al Homewood
Hopkins had several chances to score.
but lacked p punch in critical mo-
ments. Three runs in the ninth
clinched the game for Dickinson.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
CENTRAL NINE TIES
GEORGETOWN FRESH

The Central High baseball team
and the Georgetown University fresh.
men nine battled to a 7-to-7 draw
in a nine-inning engagement in the
Stadium yesterday. The game was dis
couraging from one standpoint to
Centralites. as the two supposedly
best hurlers on the squad were driven
from the mound. Edelin, hurled for
the Blue and White during the final
two frames and gave a brilliant ex-
hibition.
Buckley showed well. making o
difficult catch in the outfield. besides
registering two hits and scoring as
many runs. Donovan. the Hilltop
captain and shortstop. also starred.
The score:
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Knicks Open Today.

The Nnickerbockcr 4. q. viii 03-1
its season this afternoon al 3"'clo-s
on the Thirty-fifth street and Mis-
consin avenue diamond against Ne
Brooknont -. e. Fisher. SeIrin. Fi-
nan or Delaney viii pitch for %"
Knicks. and 7. Poore viii he haci
of the bat
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
CAMBRIDGE CREW
DEFEATS OXFORD

PUTNEY. England. April Cam
bridge won the annual boat race with
Oxford today over the Putney-to-
Mortlake course on the Thames. The
Light Blues were Ave lengths ahead
at the finish,
Tie official time was 10 minutes
30 seconds.
After a fslsx start the crews got
away. Oxford rowing IS and Cam
bridge IS. All tho end OF the first
mile. Cambridge was leading By q
quarter OF a lrngth.
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Two-base hits-JudEe. Rudolph.
Three-base hits-kopf. Judge. Pow
ell. Boeckel. Gleason. .sacrihces-
Goslin. HARRIS. Double plays -
Boeckel to Ford to Holke, LaMotte
to Harris to Judge, Ford to kopf to
HoIke; Holke to kopf; Gleason to
LaMotte to Judge, Harris to La
Motto to Judge ttwo), Boeckei to
Ford to Holke. Left ON bases
Washington. ,; Boston, 3. Base on
baIIs-On Mogridge. 2, Rudolph. 4;
Gleason. 4. Hits of Rudolph, o I'm
4 inninEst on Megridge. 4 In 5, OF
Vanguard, 9 I'm q, OF Gleason. 4 In
4. struck out-By Mogridge, q Ru-
doIph, 4, Vanguard. 4, Gleason, L.
Wild pitches-Mogridge. Winning
pitcher-MoEridge. Losing pitcher
Rudolph. Umpires-walsh and
Hart. Time OF game hour 80
minutes.
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POstals Practice.

The Postal A. A. and Mom,ni A
c. y'ill practice at 2 m. today on
the Monument grounds. Lot No. 1.
The Postal team was admitted into
the Commercial League and will open
their season May .
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
DISTRICT SANDLOT SEASON
TO OPEN WITH CRASH TODAY

Now that the weatherMan has
cut the leash that tied up amateur
baseball activities here. the Dis
trict sandlot season will open with
a crash today. Nest of the gam, $
between I've major" teams OF the
sandlot ranks will be practice af-
fairs. The "iittle fellers" will
waste no time getting down to
business with sizzling hot battles
Chris Hutchinson. manager of
the Manhattan A. C. unlimited team
will give his players the double-O
for the first time tomorrow eve
ming on the Rosedale diamond when
they hook up with the Navy Yard
1farines. These players are re-
quested to report at 1906 Rosedale
street northeast to get their uni
forms: H. Raley. r. Kelley. E.
Bxent. N. Hutchinson. e. Swan, l.
Hutchinson, B. woniersley,A G.. A.
ton. F. Carver. D.nsler. J. POWELL.
W. Wood and OFT, Seebode.
The knickerbocker Juniors. who
won IS out of 40 games last year
while playing under the name OF
the National A. c. OF Georgetown,
will open their season this after
noon at I o'clock at the Hollow,
Thirty-fifth street and Wisconsin
avenue northwest =
The stanton \. e. will open its
season TODAY Mt $3.50 in clash with
the Riarl- Can the Tsla 80
srounds, First and Massachusetts
avenue northeast. Roy Beall or
itaines viii pitch for the Blacks
md Tresiway will, catch. Manager
VIC Gauzza. of the ssantons.. vii;
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The Holy Comforter Recreatioa
team will practice today at 10
O'CLOCK at Eighteenth and B street
southeast. The team is looking for
games I'm the unlimited class. Ad-
dress II. J Finegan. 14S Eleventh
street southeast.
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use either Joe Mccoy or Reds
Maneum in the box and john,
oliver or Goldie Butler behind the
bat.
Players of the Dominican Lyceur,
will practice today between l and
at the Washington Barracks, fol-
lowed by game with the soldiers.
A special meeting Of the Buffalo
A. {. Will be held tomorrow n ght
at the home of p. A. Mason. 1922
Duncan street northeast.
The Yosemite A. c. and Mohican
A. c. will play a practice game to-
day on Diamond No. 4. Monument
lot. The Yosemites are open for
games in the l7-year- class.
Phone Lincoln $3.50 between $3.50
and $3.50 p. IN.
On Diamond No. 6. Monument lot.
yesterday the Eagle A. C. admin
istered a shutout to the Palace A.
c.. ? to O. Tho Eagles are open
for games. Call Manager Gerarei.
Adams 25l.
The st. Cyprians would. like TO
hook games with the Buffalo A. c..
Northeast Tigers or any other fass
teams in the District and Maryland.
Address Manager Walter Bush, 1893
G street southeast.
meeting of the Aztccs will be
held Tuesday at t5s II street south
west. Hardy Harris viii captain
the team. For games address Man
aeer Williams. aga @ street soutt-
west
The Oriental Tigers are open for
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1922-04-02
HUNTER CAPTURES
INDOOR NET TITLE

NEW YORK. April i.-Ftancis T.
Hunter. OF New York. won the ma
tionsl indoor tennis Championship to-
day. defeating Fred T. Anderson. the
playing through titlc-ho,der. 81,
If. is and s--es $50
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pahKn $50 400 $40 E $50 $40; MeT
TimeO:2 tc50
500 easily place
H.. Deayeup
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Kansas Beats Pirates.

KANSAS CITY. Mo. Ap'il Tn
Kansas city American ASsn"ia 10
team trimmed tho pittsburch PiIa."s
10 ;. in an exhibition gam. he~s
today. The Kansas City outfit rui
across Two home runs. %
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paid $50
brilliant Ray Fly
I-sweepy. no. Cape Pillar 100
xsfuong
Purse.
L by
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we'll handled the
andw going
furons
1eanG had o speed q
osx Time, 81.
Starts
easily Winner 6.
hter Tuiner O
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Carmen
Lnk20 through
o
WI. Elizabeth n finished sns BUY Gibson was crowded
SECOND 40
o and hut
Z winrey
q. ! . j.
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Pd :. huae pdEttshe 40 40 800 Lady zsus 80 60 E
D.
~
III; Daiyman T.
on
pos one minu
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Candidates for the Harlem A. {
will hold their first workout this
morning at IL o'clock on the
Georgetown field. Since the close
of the 1921 season. many baseball
players have been added to the
club roster. The Harlems are open
for games. Address James .Sulli-
van. 44l6 Conduit read.
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Holden Manages Hyattsville.

= n 70fTTSt-IIsLE. ND. AnrI -
1ahr - Hidden. former mayor
~ H,at.ssiiie and auditor OF the
es-s>e-'enr Security and Trust Com
rsr.. ms been etscsei manager nj
cfr;@ir VII be seiccse.i within few
<rx
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pah-Bn Bu'k 80 aso $50; slippery Elm 800 ga
had Elm saved
ed the
Allan 10
Time
To
For 3yearol and inning. t
rain
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Score by innings:
Catholic U.... 10 010. 60 2-l1
Training Station. 90 e02 0O0 o. 3
Runs-Denault go. DriscoIl Yeager,
Ccrwin Vail 2J. BIeslin. Mccarthy. Jack
son. Britt 90. Baugham. Errors-Marx.
Baugham (3l. Harkey, sullivan t2l, Thomas,
Harold. Calvaquinto (2l. Two-base hits
Marx. Clarkey, Thomas. Three-base hits
Driseoll. Lynch. Sacrifice hits-Yeager. Lynch
liarkey, Sullivan. Stolen bases-Denault,
iesEer, Vail. Mccarthy go. Left on bases
Catholic T., 3; Training Station. g..
Struck out-By Jackson. Z; by Barrage, 1 !;
Ly Calvsquinto. !. Base on balls-Of Jack
son. 1; off Burrage, .; OF Calvaquinto. 8.
Wild pitch-Calvaquinto Hits-Off Bur
rage. In 1-3 innings; off Jackson, Z in s
innings. Umpires Wright and Feiles.
Time of game-Two hours.
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IotaIs. ii 9 2 l3l Totals.. IS Il q 10
Runs-Williams. Dey, Buckley GU, Rau-
Der. Miller. Brinkman. Cahiii. Donovan
Sweeney. De Oasis. Reynolds. Murphy
Byrne. Errors-williams. Buckley Rauber
Cd Brinkman. sweeney t2l. De Oasis.
Two-base hits-Byrne. Purlitz. Double
plny-Donovan tunassistedD. Hits on
Brinkman. 9 in innings; on Jermane, G in
innings; on Edelin,. in innings; on
Marks, = In 10 innings: of Byrne. IN
% innings. Base on balls-On Brinkman.
u on Jermane. 3, on Byrne. q. Struck
out-By Brinkman 4: by Edelin,. q. nv
Marks, a: By Byrne. 3. Hit ny pitcher
By Brinkman (williamsl. Balks--Jermanr
90. 'Pessed bzll-sneehsB. Stolen bases
Gavis. Buckley 81. Donovan t2l. sweeney
81. Brogan. Murphy, Byrne t.D. .sacrificy
hts-kareer. Gonuies. Umpire-sutton.
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The Tiger Midgets want to ar
range games In the I4-year- old
class. Call North 224 after s p. m.
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The Leviathan A. c. will oppose
the Arabs on Randle Field today at
IL o'clock
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games. Address Manager A. How
ard. s0s': Third street southwest.
Phone Franklin 62S1.
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The oriental T:gers are oven fol
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Totals. .35 T-27 IS Totals. 80 81 10
Score by innings:
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special meeting of the Buffalo
A. {. Will be held tomorrow n ght
at the home of p. A. Mason. 1922
Duncan street northeast.
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use either Joe Mccoy or Reds
Maneum in the box and Johnn,
oliver or Goldie Butler behind the
bat.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-09-25
EMPLOYMENT INCREASING
NY I-nitrh PreEs.l

Washington, Sept. 2o.-Employ-
ment is steadily increasing the labor
department stated today on the basis
of a survey of ~ industries. In 80 of
these employment increases were
registered in August over the preced-
ing month. The other y showed de-
creases.
The largest increase 3O.6 per cent,
was in stamped ware plants, ferti-
lizer plants, were next with 16 per
cent and printing establishments fol-
lowed with lis per cent.
Decreases We're as follows:
Tobacco plants, 50 per cent; car
building and repairing, 40 per cent
and mems clothing, 4.5 per cent.
Figures for Is Of the plants in
dustries showed that eight registered
increases for August compared with
August, 1921. Irone and steel plants
lead in this table with an increase Of
36.7 per cent; automobile plants, 25.6
per cent; leather establishments, l6
per cent. Decreases of 800 per cent
and 23.5 per cent were registered in
wooden plants and cotton manufacture
ing establishments, respectively.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-09-25
Babe" Is a Papa


New York, Sept. 25.-"Sure Babes
a father and a mighty proud one Her
names Dorothy, and she's sixteen
months old. She's the finest baby you
ever saw" Mrs. Babe Ruth, the at
tractive little wife of the great swat
king, said the other morning.
She expressed some surprise that
the news was just leaking out. 81
thought all the newspaper boys knew
about il. We certainly did scoop YOU
all, didn't we?" she said with great
amusement.
"The baby was such wee little
thing when it came into the world that
it had to be placed in an incubator
and handled like ! tiny little plant
until it developed sufficiently.
Babe, YOU know, has had a lot of
worries that you boys didn't know any
thing about, and. the concern over lit
tie Dorothy was far from the slightest
of them" Mrs. Ruth sale.
"Wouldn't Babe have been more
pleased with a boy" she was asked.
"How absurd? Certainly he would
not. He was just ticklcd to death, she
answered
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-09-25
THE INCONSISTENCIES DOWNFALL

They 90 high upon the hilltops,
Try to get from the sight OF the
cops,
There they work and hide and plan
And make the moonshine IN brass
can.
They put it in fruit jars,
And don't label it at all,
But when you take a snort or too,
There's a written guarantee says
You'll fall.
The things that are used in produc-
ing this stuff
viii make your legs weak and your
voice gruff,
You'll spend all your money and sell
your coat,
Come IN at IN the morning look
ing like a goat.
You think you own the world, and
heaven too,
You wouldn't know rain from morn
ing dew,
Then you'll employ taxi to pilot
You home,
Then look out for rolling pin over
your dome.
Next morning your head will feel like
box,
You'll feel stiff as a stick and sore
as an OK,
Your wife will be mad and the chill
dren too,
Your life will be the devil for a
week or two
You cant go to work for pains in
your head
You will take a week of and perhaps
retire to bed.
You will take a week or and perhaps
lose job,
But the bills keep growing, and
your mind is throb.
SO take tip or a word from the wise
Use your brains for thinking and
not to surmise,
Put your hand on a Bible, and swear
by all great,
That you'll drink no mere moon
shine,
If they sell it by the crate.
Then go back to your work,
With your heart full of glee,
And when you go home at night
You'll be surprised to see how
wiley will be.
The biscuits will be smoking,
And browning in the pan.
! And your mind free from worrys,
Of a moonshine drinking man.
Written by J. r. Kissell,
HOOP King Street, Alex, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1922-09-25
RELIEF is FOUND
FROM STOMACH
TROUBLE

Hope for the millions of unfortun-
ate men and women who are victims
of stomach trouble is sounded by W.
T. Hornbarger, Sc Pine ST.. Clifton
Forge, Va, Mr.. Hornbarger was a
victim of stomach trouble in its worst
form but was completely restored to
health by taking Tanlae. He says:
u have actually gained thirty-six
pounds by taking Tanlac and I'm able
to work regular now for the first
time in four years. | don't believe
there is a man living who ever had
stomach trouble worse than l did. |
lived in dread of those spells all the
time and life was almost unbearabc.
| am now in the best of health. Tan
lac gets credit for it all"
Undigested food ferements on the
stomach and soon the entire system
is filled with poisonS. Tanlac was de-
signed to restore the stomach to
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