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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Old Trader
(THE DOPE WRITER)

OLD TRADER AND MOTHER
TRADER DISAGREE. MOTHER
TRADER SAYS THAT OLD DAD
T"ADER HAS GOT THE ROAD
| TO HEAVEN TOO SHORT SIE
SAYS. THOU SHALT HFpE-.T
AND BE BAPTIZED" THAT is
RE SouSED CLEAR uNDER THE
WATER OR 81. PETER WILL.
NOT LET You INTO HEAVEN.
OLD TRADER SAYS "rpor
SHAIT LOVE THE LORD TnS
GOD WITH ALI. THY HEART
MIND, SOUL AND STRENGTi'
AND thy NEIGrBOR As THY
SELF AND Upon TVESE TWO
COMMANDMENTS HANG ALI,
THE LAWS or THE PROPHETS
OLD TRADER SAYS THAT If
CLEAR RECORD ON THE AnONE
TWO "nm"ASDMFSTS TTrAT ST
PETER Will NOT ASK ANY
MOfE QUESTIONS RJ'T I'VE WILL.
OPEN TTTT EiTE AND TIrRN MS
INTO HEAVEN.
Tulsa, Oklahoma, Aug. "a. ip22
There's propN IN Tulsa,
In riW'ks ana IN squads,
| Their only ambition
To get the cash Ia whds
The helpless are trampied
" they ger In the wny,
/ In thc mad rash fnr money
| From dnS unto dhy.
fon f'nd them expecting
A. N'c's end they viii
Go sailing 20 Glory
On q icn-doiinT hill.
/ The doctrine ~ pANs,
tOld Trader for SHORTY
Il part ot the Gospel
The dcvii wonld thwprt
Old Traders no preacher,
WHO wears long coat,
nut who cats him crooked
VIII sure get our gOnt
For gentle reminders,
We owe him n debt:
Ills hCu one ~ foiiowsl
tie sure, dent rorgct)
Pile gold IN IN the mountains.
stack banks end on end
Ihc%'s never tt1icOeurc
Like the love oi friend.
Due 20 the almost always fatal
result when the IDENTITY Of the
writer OF sn-cnilcd purm becomes
known, ] will sign myself for what
I hCiiCvc tO ne the sentiment of
our ITiIsn citizens
JOHN }. PURHC.
ola Trader Il too weak and ncr.
vous tu s'and The "trip 90 phoenIN
for u few days vet, Ola Trader
firmly believes TINT nc viii have a
sure cure for tuberculosis IN the
next twelve months, He figures on
WAITING "A tract of land near
rhnrniN rnd selling Il ont IN one.
acre tracts and win give all money
hnCR within n ycrr 10 any one who
II re. pleased re also figures 10
hn'id n Iar~P house on this snh-
division 20 1--we IN hiIuscIT and win
lei Huy doctor who can make old
Trader believe that ne has "A sure
cure for tuberculosis have free
room for his patients ara hcIp MIN
free t0 do hts hest Won cnn 30
inst ms YOU please nhnW writing me
n few tines tn helm me ont. for I
can do II without your helm hut
with all oi vour hcln could do n
mnch Quicker and II would make
me iHnpy ~ receive thrm Nn'heU
Trader WIN i've In Tulsa with hev
; shoe and dry goods business at tOH
Fast First street,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
A Word Of Hope.

A railway lawyer tells of a rnailn
Rerer who finally got into a renl
wreck lie was rushed 10 a hospital
In an unconactnua condition ana was
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
HAIR TONIC
AND SHANE OOS

soc Lucky lager Hair Tonic 33c
81 Lu~ay rlger ua.r Tonic 8pc
DHndcrine ...... 2ic, soc, BDC
Plnauds oulnine Hair
rome ..s....,. OBC, SLID
81 Nildroot Hair Tonic co.. 0Oc
~ Nnhdccn Hair Tonic ... SOC
SOC iura ,dcni shampoo 3.C
soc ralmnliyc Shampoo 33c
81 Ijduid Arvnn ......, SOC
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Good, Seasonable
Linen Specials

is-inch Cotton Crash Towing, bleached or
unbleached for Kitchen towels Yard, spc.
clhl ...'.'.'' ...'...,,.,.......,.9 &c
1S-lnch Lincn-Flnish Crash Toweng in good
weight for glass towels Yard, special q. I2Hc
iS-inch BlcaChed Cotton Huck ToweIing
heavy grade, for face towels Yard special i9c
38-inch Half -Blcached All-Lincn Crash IN
good finish and heavy grade for making fur
niture coverings Yard special .......,. sec
bt-inch white Dress Linen in fine smooth
weave and pure linen. Yard, special -. .2.5s
22-in"h nc.vy Satin Dama,k Napkins odd
stock to close out; wonderful values. Dozen
speCldl '''''''''''.'.' ........., 500
Remnants
An assortment OF patterns in short lengths
of ginghams, percales, musns. sheetings lin
ems and sheer white goods reduced TO close out
Ht remnant prices
Second Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26

Mail orders for toilet Articles
promptly filled " order II sent
without delay, accompanied By
delivery charges In fUtl.
Colgstes RlbbOn Dental
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Saturday T oilet Goods Features
Rougcs and Compacts
mir TnnIcs--Shnmpoos

Wlldruot Dandrun
Remedy 100, tpc. 10,
Madden HAIR Tonic. .,..4. 7SC
Unnderine ,,...,, 2ic, i3c
Pinsud's Eau ds Quinine, e,,.,, b0'
Mary Abtie Hair Tonic ....., 3D.
Jerren's Violet ClycPrine
shampoo ...s....-..,. ..,.. ,EBT
Palmolive Shampoo, large
hlGe rrfssH.. .sFt.tsss .sssss sAN'
Clovers Mango cure. ........ 6Sr
watkins Mulsltled Cocoanut
on Observation-Disclosures .9sc
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Dental Preparations

Dr, lyons Tooth Powder, =, 1sc
Williams Tooth Paste, ,......i0c
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Observation-Disclosures
nislnfeCthnta
Shaving Preparations

Williams shaving Cream zoe
Williams Shaving Stlck,.... zoe
Woodbury. y shaving Cream. 20c
JonnsOn's Shnyins Cream, 20,
Mennens shaving cream. ..,. 80"
krHnks Lathet Kreem.
at .,,... .-.., fBc, SSc, 6sr
Mail orders for toilet article
promptly filled u order Ia sent
without delay, accompanied by
delivery charges lu full.
Dental Preparations
Or, Lyons Tooth Powder ice
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26

1910, Maltese Cross olive OH 6ac
S125 IIennn DcOrcal ... SOC
soc prOphyiaCtic Tooth
BRUSH ........... S3c
soc Water Wings ....... SOC
ZOE r0llct Paper. 4 for .25c
5c - ! Dust .......-.. fc
zoe ID, Vampire. 4 for 25c
25c q. and & Bird Seed 80. .t9c
s5c Mcilln's Food ......... 73C
s37 Ilorllck's Malt Milk 81
So Combination Syringe St30
Si2S Hot Water Bottle 79c
S2.75 Thcrmos Kit ...... .S2.IO
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26
Attractively Priced
Wanted Draperies

38-IuCh Bul lRuiOw CreIonncs at a consider.
able price reduction. In many patterns and
colors The one day, yard, 10o
special ,....'.' ,,.''... .s...''.ss lOS
Broken Lines Of Curtain Materials In panel
nets madras maruuisettes, Swisses and fancy
colored voiles In yellow rose and blue; SO and
As inches wide Closing these out al
Half Price
Drspery seot,un--F1ftb Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-08-26

Garden Court Face Powder soc
Armnnd's Cold Cream
l'OWucT s.....s sssss,,. 81 w
AyeristoCrat Face Powder .75C
SOC Dorrin's Rouge .,..... SOC
soc Djcr-kiss Rouge ....,. 4Ic
zoe Mary Garden Rouge .. 400
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
MATRIMONIAL JARS

That young woman in the East who
offered herself in marriage to the
man who would spend $4,000 to com
plete her education has already re-
turned to work. So much publicity
was given to the terms of her offer
that number of men proposed to
take her up. The girl married one Of
them, but left him inside of a month
She gets neither the $4,000 nor the
education The man she picked turn
ed out 10 be a barber with polygam-
Gus morals. The young wife indi-
Gated jealousy and behaved as if it
was a husband and not an education
she craved. The result was an almost
instant break The education the
bride gained was not what she had
planned, but it is hoped it did her
some good. Possibly it will make her
"A trifle more circumspcet in future
marrying operations.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
THE SPEEDING YEAR

It's labeled Nineteen-Twenty-Two,
this blessed year of grace, and it
will soon be out of view, so swiftly
does it race, to join the sad and phan-
tom crew in Times dark dumping
place. So let us waste no useful days,
but cinch them as they pass, and saw
our wood and hoe our maize, and
cut all kinds Of grass, or in our old
age we shall raise the failures cheap
alas. Our years of usefulness are
few, soon fails the strong mans vim,
and lethargy attacks the thew and
feeble grows the limb; so mark the
days Of twenty-five and nail them as
they skim. How mournful is the pill
grim boar, who for lost chances
weeps How futile is the busted bore
who in the poorhouse sleeps! The
year that's gone comes back no more,
it's looped the loops for keeps. So
let US labor with our hands and with
our heads and feet, in offices or pea
nut stands. in fields Of shredded
wheat; and when old age upon US
lands wen find LIES winter sweet.
The brave new year is speeding by.
its cylinders all hit, it's climbing all
the hills on high and throwing dust
and grit; so grab the bright hours as
they fly the minutes as they fit
WALT MASON.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
NAPOLEON OF THE SEA

Sailors are typical spendthrifts, but
at the same time there is nothing to
forbid a seafaring man from also be-
ing a fnancier. They learn how to
cast anchors to windward and also
how to weather the ship. Now there
comes story of an American sailor
on shore leave in China who sold our
Pacific Fleet to one Of the revolution
AIRY generals Of that country for
100000. He collected $1,000 as first
payment and the transaction was
made known when the general APP
peared at the harbor and attempted
to order the captain off of one Of the
American ships. There is this to be
said on behalf Of the enterprising
sailor man: If the United States is
going to junk S3OO,OOO,OOO worth Of
war vessels why not take the China
mans money for a flock Of the ships?
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
Ernm Mrs. Sanndrrs.

Writing the Dispatch from Swan
Lake, under date Of February 18th,
the president Of the Mississippi Lea
que of Women Voters, Mrs. jamie
Turner Saunders says:
MY Dear Mr. Brosius: Had you
seen my mothers pleasure in listen
ing to your editorial on General
Robert +. Lee, you would feel fully
repaid for having sent the paper. She
made us cut the article out and care
fully put it away with her treasures.
You know my mother has been par
alyzed for O. long time now, and she
can neither speak, read nor write, but
she understands an we say 10 her and
enjoys listening to books, papers and
magazine.
"Lct me also thank you Tor printing
the article on equal pay for teachers
You have been most generous in as
sisting our organization lthc Missis-
sippi Leag.a Of Women Voters and
! appreciatl it.
with every good wish,
Sincerely.
mrs. B. p. SAUNDERS"
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
IN THE NAME OF SPORT

A correspondent wants to know what the
League of Nations has thus far done toward the
adjustment of the cruel pastime of bullfghting.
He furnishes statistics showing the killing of four
men, $4,000 horses and 1900 bulls in the name
of sport. We are not sure that the League has
thus far been able to accomplish anything toward
checking this diversion of the Spanish peoples.
We heard something to the effect that the pro-
German wing of the League had passed resell
utions calling for the substitution of pnochle for
bufghting as a pastime, but whether it went
any further we do not know. Ambassador Har
vey, who was our observer at the meeting of the
League, did not make any report. The correspond
ent intmates that we may yet have to send our
armies into Spain and Mexico to force a relinquish
ment of this inhuman sport but we hope not
1t might prompt reprisas in the way of armed
forces seeking to repress our football demons.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
SCENT OF TIE ROSES

According to some Of the testimony
the differences that broke up the
honeymoon of a couple of film favor
ties began when the husband made
use Of some of the wifc's perfume.
The wife might have evencd up by
using the husbands razor, but in
stead she became enangcred and bit
ter words inspired a parting. Our
screen folk are temperamental and "a
husband who coarsely plunges his
beak into the favorite scent Of the
lady cannot hope TO retain her afrec-
ton and esteem.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
STATS DIARY

Friday--Ma thawed out this morn.
ing and give me a nickel. When went
in1 the store the store keeper sed--
Well what does my little man want
today. | answered soothingly that
wanted sum lickerish but was forced
spend my money for a pencil tablut
4 2 riteon in skool he mite of gave me
peace of candy. But diddent.
Saturday-me & Jake TUX are sling
shots 4 went out in Hendricks woods
hunting anteloap pa sed they issent
emmy anteloaps out there. We had
new that for a long time but Jake
sed they wassent ennything else there
neither so we mite as well hunt an
teloaps as nothing else. Got nothing
but are pants tore on bobwire.
Sunday-went 2 church with ma a.
pa. ma got embarrassed when the
colleckshun basket cum round as pa
failed , drop emmy thing into it. After
we was out of the church ma asst him
why diddent he put emmy thing in the
basket pa sed she had for got give
him emmy change & he diddent have
nothing lessen a dime, Ma frowned
freezingly 1t was funny. But !
diddent laff
Monday-busted my shew & was
lucky enuf stay out of skool as it
was araining besides. ! red a lot of
stories about pirates & lions q cow
boys and etc. asst pa what was
seasoned troops we read about in the
moose paper he replyed d sed they are
troops with a plenty Of pep & ginger
in them.
Tuesday The teecher asst me if |
was absent on acct. of the inclemency
of the Wether yesterday | diddent get
her meening so | replyed No | staid
at home because it was raining so
hard,
Wedncsday-Had a awe full hard
test in rithmetic today & | set there
in my seats trying , work them & a
if Pug had not fresh with
Jane lately. pritty soon the teecher
sed Stats are you haveng emmy trub-
bel with them questions | sed No the /.
questions is perfy al rite but can't
seem do much toward getting the /
rite answers , them.
Thursday-Sum new naybors is .
moveing in mex dore , us. Pa sed
he thinks they will be good naybors.
| guess they will 2 for they have got
a ottomobile & lawn more q hammer
& screwdriver & ladder and lots Of l
tools. We amt.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
WHOOP Err UP STUFF

The beamng smile of the whoop er up orator
will not start goods moving across the country SO
long as the freight rates paralyze business.
Snug posters of good cheer will not open the
doors Of closed factories so long as capital stays
under cover, knowing that the moment it shows
its head it will be hit with legislative sandbag.
All the phrases of the professional optimist
will not cause man to build house or shop
when he knows that the price of labor will make
the building cost twice as much it will be worth
in five or ten years
The devil of depression is not going to be sue
cessfulIy exercised with sweet words 1t will
take hammer to drive him out.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
SPARING THE ROD

A Memphis Judge before whom come the dizzy
youth of this generation, for speeding, intoxca-
tion and other matters connected with the SOW
ing of wild oats, said before a large mems society
that fully half of the young men charged with
automobile stealing are from good families. He
said that the modern youth needs parental advice
and discipline until he reaches the age of Is, and
that parents should use the rod when their adj
vice was disregarded. They should insist that
their sons--and daughters-keep reasonable hours
and respectable companions.
This is no doubt sound counsel But it comes
a little late. Beginning with the rod at Is or 16
is apt to make more trouble than it cures. Be-
ginning with the parental palm at the age of two,
and following it up with such discipline as fits
the years of advancing childhood is more to be
recommended.
Most of all, setting the example, early and late,
is the great preventive. If father and mother
set an example of gracious and thoughtful man.
ners and unsefsh consideration of others, if they
show that they know the difference between good
fun and weak self-indulgence, the children now
growing up will be likely to develop sound stand
ards of their own
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
ARRANT-COWARD

A young couple at Birmingham were married
a few days ago. and the paper Tin reporting the
wedding) headed the write-up "Arrant-Coward."
Mr.. Frank E. Arrant was the groom. Miss Celeste
Coward was the bride. The editor should have
devised different heading for the article A man
who takes upon himself these days the expenses
and responsibilities of supporting wife is not
an arrant coward nor any other kind of cow
ard. He is brave to the point of daring.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
PROHIBITIONS GREATEST AID

The thing that will go further than the activi-
ties of the prohibition agents in the elimination of
bootegging is the daily list of deaths from poison
masquerading as whisky. And it must be re-
membered that the number of deaths from wood
alcohol and other substitutes is small in compari-
son with the number of persons blinded or other
wise terribly injured by the stuff.
Any man who drinks the liquid that is sold
nowadays--no matter how assuring the label or
the story told by the glib bootlegger-is taking
chances with his life. He is gambling with DEATH
All he stands to win is drink. What he stands
to lose is all the earthly happiness which it is
every mans privilege to pursue. Is that good
bet?
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
G. o. p. PAPER OUT

The Dispatch has received a copy of the Mis-
sissippi Republican, a weekly paper recently
launched on the sea of journalism in this state
by the republican party. 1t is printed in Jack
son and it's editor is E. E. Robertson. Not only
does the editor possess the initials "E. E." but
the chief contributor in the first number of the
paper is also an "E. E." He is Hon. E. E. Gala
way, of Columbus, who wrote ably (from his view
point) on what the republican party stands
for" The motto of the Mississippi Republican is
good one, America First, Especially That Part
of America Known as Mississippi" With such a
MOTTO if lived up to, the Mississippi Republican
may be expected to uphold the traditions, prin
ciples and teachings of the Democratic party, for
the Magnolia State would never make any pro-
gress but, rather, would retrograde, if it had
applied to it the principles of the republican force
bill and the anti-lynch law
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
A PIONEER ROOTLEGGER

In connection with the problems incident to the
enforcement of prohibition we reminded by
the historian that in the earlier days of our be-
loved country one John Hancock was indicted and
arrested for smuggling a cargo of wines from Ma
deira John must not have been any ordinary
bootlegger, however, as the incident did not i'm
pair his standing in the colonies short time
thereafter he was able to start off the Declara-
ton Of independence with his well-known pen
manshp. Possibly that was one of the reasons
why he wanted a Declaration of Independence
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
TIE CITY OF REST

They are tili trying to make Phiia-
delphia safe for the sleepy. The civic
club Is conducting a campaign against
the noises Of the town. Even the
church bells are under fire. There IS
to be no blowing If motor horns. The
only warning device permitted is a
horn that sounds a single musical
chord. II the club has its way the
newsboy on the corner viii sing bis
wares ia the sign language or The
deaf and dumb alphabet All the street
criers are Oh b. suppressed and the ven
dor Of vegetables must make his mis-
sion known By holding a bunch a
onions aiaft. TIE patatue- HaE roll
their eyes, bat that IS all
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
AROUND THE WORLD

Now the airmen are arranging "A
schedule whereby the trip aroInd the
world can be made in seventeen days.
II floating service stations can be-
placed on the ocean they figure &c will
be- easily possible TO circuit this good
old globe in 500 hours. Folks thought
jules Verne was a dreamer when he
had his hero girdle the earth ir eighty
days. but a boy IN a Ford could beat
that today.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
THE OVERLORDS

One of the United States Senators says that
the great trouble with the Senate is that it takes
itself too seriously Here is bit of sef-inspec-
ton that has provoked the expression of a we'll
known truth Almost everybody in the country
realized the fact, but the Senators themselves did
not seem to understand. They We're still heavily
impressed with their own ponderousness. There
is nothing in the world quite as important as
United States Senator-to a Senator.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
SOUND ADVICE

The Roanoke Leader gives bits Of
sound advice when IL says zone Of
the surest ways in the world 10 bring
back prosperity 20 the South is for
an the farmers 20 raise what they
can at home and 10 stop shipping
into this section corn. meal. meat. hay,
poultry products, etc. to be paid for
in real money wrung out Of an I'M
certain cotton crop. Figure on this
proposition and IL viii open your
eyes
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15

Saving money or practicing thrift in other
forms is a matter of habit to form the habit re-
qures regular attention to the subject not simply
the attention of particular week. The people
of America are not so eXtravagant as they were
two or three years ago; but there still is occasion
for extending the thrift habit. Columbus has a
number of good sound, solid banks. Any of
them are better prepared to take care of your
money than you are Start savings account
tomorrow morning
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
RESPECT THE LAWS

The Eighteenth Amendment pro.
hibting the manufacture, sale or
transportation Of intoxicating liquor,
is practically two years old Whether
the law will survive depends on the
majority Of the American people who
believe that as long as the law is on
the status books it should be obeyed.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
THE MODERN BURGLAR

Enterprising burglars in Philadelphia installed
dummy safe, made of black cardboard, in the
office of plant they were robbing and allowed
the lights to reflect on the duplicate while they
wheeled the original into the back office and
cracked it in due form. The modern burglar
does not overlook many of the tricks or subtleties
of his profession. If he tried as hard along leg
itimate lines he would be numbered among the
honored and respected citizens.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
ROMANCE

Amundsen, discoverer of the South Pole, is get
ting ready for trip to the North Pole.
He will fly around the top of the world, taking
moving pictures from his two airpanes.
A wireless telephone will keep him in touch
with his family back home.
Polar exploration used to be the pinnacle of
romance. Soon mechanical inventions will finish
eliminating the romance and make the trip about
as thrilling as going into the cellar.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15

Gen. Emilio Aguinaldo is also staging a come
back. After leading a modest and retired life
for dozen years he is likely to again become the
leader of the party demanding the full ndepend-
'ence of the Philippines. No matter what happens
there is bound to be such party. 1t takes the
place of the Irish question with Uncle Sam.
Agunaldos name is as good as any to round up
the forces
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
OUR FINE CLIMATE

They have already had somc 30-be-
low-zero weather in the North and
East. Columbians have been kicking
on the climate in recent days-com-
planning Of wet feet and all that, but
really they had nothing to worry over.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1922-02-15
FAILED 10 REPORT

The judge in a New York court
fined a juror 500 for failing to an
swtr "a summons. Then it was found
that the man was himself n the
peuItentiary. He was perfectly viii
ling to appear in court for jury SER
vice. but the warden wouldn't Bet him.
TIE judge rclutel sufficiently to
cancel the fine.