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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
HARDING AND THE
BONUS

PRESIDENT HARDING remains one Of the
most sincere friends of the men who served
this nation in the war, In spite Of all the
partisan criticism and all the charges Of presi-
DENTAL opposition 10 the soldier bonus the fact
remains that Mr., Harding has held consistently
10 a position that cannot he misunderstood. II
has enabled him 10 set himself firmly against
every sor, of bonus bill of expediency, every
campaign bonus bill, every fake and deferred
and partial payment bonus bill, and finds him
now still insisting that any bonus bill adopted
should carry or be accompanied by some pro-
vision for obtaining the necessary revenue. Any
other sort Of a bonus bill is at best no more
than a promise, and the soldiers certainly have
all the promises that they need.
The action Of the senate republican caucus
last week in serving notice on the finance com
mittee TO bring in a bonus bill within n reason
able time is Interpreted as notice TO the com
mittee that il will be discharged from consider
alton Of the pending bill IL it fails 10 report
that or some other measure. That action. the
news reports state, finds the president in the
same position-of insisting upon provision fer
getting the money 10 pay whatever may be
promised. Anything less IL but another prom
Use. Mr.. Harding, in opposing that, is not only
showing himself 10 be a real champion Of the
soldiers. but ia also showing the sound political
sense which recognizes that a pledge Of per.
Torrance is Of doubtful value when in lis see.
ond campaign. A bonus law that is incomplete
will do more damage TO the republican con
gressional campaign than failure TO enact any
bonus law.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
! RESIDENT HARDINGs approval of
the McNary bill with its $3.50, DOC, 900
, fund for financing western and
snnfhnrn i~rripntinn and drninape

the McNary bill with its $3.50 ,oOo,0 900
fund for financing western and
IL southern irrigation and drainage
projects, means in all probability that
the measure will pass before the close of the
present session of congress. The next sixty
days viii probably see this bill a law and the
fund II creates available for use. Reports Of
differences between the president and the
majority in congress have been the product
mainly of political rumor factories. In each
test, as in in the recent defense appropriation,
President Harding's suggestions have found
favor with the majority. There is a harmonious
government at Washington. When a measure
like the McNary bill becomes a part Of the
administration program, as President Hard
ing announcement on Wednesday made II, the
passage of the measure is reasonably sure.
The present session of congress Is likely TO
close much earlier than is generally expected.
The approaching congressional campaign WI
make members eager TO finish and get home.
When the windup time comes it will he a quick
finish. The prediction that the McNary bill
funds will be available within sixty days is a
safe forecast.
There are now twenty two large reclamation
projects in the west which are ready with plans
for construction. The hackers Of each Of these
projects propose TO ask for financial aid through
the fund created by the NC, airy bill. This
does not include a number Of important pro
jects in the south where drainage Of large areas
is being planned.
II is obvious that the revolving fund to be
made available through tie McNary bill will
be absorbed quickly, because it is natural that
worthy projects that are ready to proceed will
have first consideration and that those who
have been taken the trouble to complete recla
nation plans will not see them fall through
lack Of effort to get the financial aid required.
While the $3.50, 900 600 to be made ava liable
under the McNary bill is a revolving fund, -
1t is a fund that will revcive slowly. II the
business men, the commercial and development
forces, the land owners Of the middle Rio
Grande valley miss the first chance at a portion
of the aid to be made available and wait for the
fund TO "revolve' they will wait a long time,
II Is no criticism Of those in charge Of the
plans to organize the middle Rio Grande valley
for drainage, to say that the actual work on
these plans should proceed more rapidly and
with greater vigor. That IS stated as a fact in
the hope that il will interest more of the bust
necs men and property owners Of Albuquerque
and its nearby territory in TAX ng an active
part in the preparatory work that must be
done quickly unless this district is to wait for
its salvation for another quarter OF a century.
We have heard it stated that one man whose
sincere interest in retaining this valley cannot
be doubted, has expressed the view that con
certed effort TO ORGANIZE the valley should wait
until after the fall election. For the love Of
Mike, why?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

why doesn't Ice Try raising
chickens
Tho man who alckH about every
thing will Kick about nothing.
Something might be done AZ
Genoa. hy George.
The Muscle Shoals proposition
secnus to have landed on the rocks.
Perhaps the fight over "a tariff
On peanuts N peanut politics.
The only thing certain about
April weather Ia It's uncertainty
Too small a navy might en-
dangsf the permanent wave in our
flas.
Nmundaen North Pole trip
won't be like his South Pole trip.
There Is all the difference In the
world between the two places.
The bottom IL a better place Ia
begin than TO cad.
Every ma has his price. hut the
man who gives himself away ism
worth very much.
Sometimes a man postpones ad-
vertising TO sell his goods until he
has to do II 10 sell his store.
II IL always fair weather unit
picnlcs get together
Our 1900 boo bachelors belicv,
troubles never come singly.
Detroit man claims his car hni
run zoe, 600 miles. Perhaps h,
loaned II Ia q friend.
Luxnriea are sin 80 high W.,
have 70 80 without some necessl,
tief,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Russia Needs
Deeds, Not Words,
To Win Victory
49, 3. ". 7. MASON

tWrittod for the United Hross)
The skin In offensive Tactics be-
lng shown hy the Russian dciegn-
iinn at Genoa h the best promise
Russia has given Of returning san
ny under the holshcyik regina.
George Tchitcherin who heads the
HussiRns. was formerly In the dip
tomato service 81 TIE czar Rus-
STA IL now using the intellectual
skill OF the old regime. and In do
ing 10 H. preparing FOR a break
with the communistic doctrines.
In diplomatic debate. the aliioH
have not shown at Genoa any pre-
pondorant ability. NJ. Tchftcherin
has succeeded In putting both
France and Japan on the defensive
before the conference. The sharp
criticism OF eastern and western
militarlsm BY the Russian leader
IL not for home consumption. but
for the purpose Of impressing the
western d-emoCrncies with Russia >
side Of the case.
Any ATTEMPT by the power "a
force upon Russian administrative
or judicial reforms viii he reslatcd
a. militaristlc In tendency. NJ
T~chitcherin Is thus saving Rua-
sis face and y making u plain
hat the allies cannot treat Rur.
STA like Turkey. Nevertheless.
the Russians cannot carry their %.
fensive skill In argument too far.
The bolHhevik desire "a secure In
ternntional loans at Genoa ana 90
resume foreign trade.
Before money and goods can be
obtained. Russia must give guaran,
loes Of repayment The limit OF
exchanges OF words h thus asa.
rent. Once N. Tchltcherin has
broken down the air OF superior
ny adopted BY tho allies In tacii
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Ho, Huml
Nov York TrIhunrl

One by one the old familiar
Causes are passing.
The Irish question Is on the
rocky road toward the final an
swer. the crierr OF Bolshcvism
have had the chance TO put their
theories into red practice; the OPP
pressed Nations OF Central Europe
have been unahnckled until some
OF them are Hopping around like
so many Eolorhes. with a different
nation every few miles.
The face no longer leera on the
barroom floor speech II so free
that very few listen Ia Il; the wo-
men who asked for the vote and n
place In the intellectual sur have
both. the serious thinkers are al
lowed TO ruminate until they are
blue In the face. most everybody IN
allowed to try anything once. Even
the crazy painters. free versers and
cacOuhOnous musicians are being
greeted with yawns.
what viii the Friends OF Free
dom Tor the D~owntrodden Blondes
Of Arcadia and the Society for the
elevation OF the Bowlegged In Co
pher Prairie and the Alliance for
he Parting Of the Hair In tho
NAANfNN' NNHA wiz ANfN ah INV
poor things1
For if AIN nEiiator arrives at his
goal he must y pathetically
Where do We go from here II
u roformer brings to pass his own
particular millennium he II strand
I'd, without "a purpose In life. u
dn uplifted Jacks up the universe
10 the mark he has set there IL no
empire ~ evil u conquer.
Uow-to state u pr~osaically-
how ' the numerous ngitatorF.
refcrmers and uplifters to earn an
honest living nov that so many
fertile sources Of agitation have
dried up Verify. peace hath Sta
sorrows and perfection It's victims.
Yet when the perfect state ar
riy"s and an the folks have been
deprived 81 their Noblc Missions
aud Incidentally. their salaries. u
may soon he necessary tu found q
Society fr the relief ~ Tnem-
ployed Agitnturs and Destitute Rr-
formers
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

sick, II h. safo ana hcalth-flNlnk
only when applied by one Whose
knowledge OF the constitution Of
the human body. of pathology
and Of the sciences ~ suitable to
select proper treatment o each
Individual.
The purpose Of massage II 10
free the tissues from waste prod
ucts which u rtngnant circulation
leaves and exercise the muscles.
The first general rule OF mas
sage IL that all movements should
be toward the heart. The various
movements used In massage are;
stroking. friction. kneading. Vi
bration. percussion and joint
movements.
Stroking consists Of n gentle
sedatlve movement with fingers
or palms. Friction " a heavy
stroking. using the balls OF the
thumb and fingers. The first re-
lioves nervousness. the second IN
good for s.agnant blood vessel.
kneading l. an alternate com
preston and lifting OF the Tissues
mo-, letting the hand slide over
the surface a "a in the other move
ments, but remaining In m place.
vibration In done with the finger
tips or with electric vibrators. II
aud the kncading r good stimu-
iants for those who need a STIR
ring up Of the digestive and elm
mating systems.
joint movements are used In
finnl stages OF treatment for arth-
rite troubles. such a. rheumatism.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

Away started the Twins owe the
Seven Valleys TO the Kingdom of
the borsnoitu.
As they passed the white palace
Of the Princess ThermR she gazed
sadly down from her window In a
tail tower.
ahe sighed. but not a word OF
greeting could she call to them
She had a secret that ahe dared
10 tell nc one.
She kissed "a white dove and sent
II f~luttering down from her tower
10 the green meadow where tho
road ran. II perched on a fence
and then flew toward the Twins
and settled on Nancy's shoulder.
II shall stay with YOU until you
are safely crors the Seven Val
ieyH. Il cooed. for they arc dan
gerous to travellers. Besides. Twelve
Toes. the sorcerer, h watching you
from star The first valley IN the
curlicsw Valley. Tho only way "a
yet out Of II II by the postern gate
And the posteFn Eete II hard u
find. But IN help you. dom
get discouraged" 4
As the dove finished speaking
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Story Number 73s

the Twins came TO a placl
looked like the edge OF tho
were on n high prd
and trees and fields
like toys below them.
This h curlicew Valley
the dove. The path DON
u begins behind that largt
over yonder. Keep to thi
and M matter what you SOD
turn aside until ! toll you
Thank you, said Nancy.
Ing up ana strokinR lta soft
lovingly Wen trl
everything you say
Tho dove flew Rway then|
Toward the valley below
on a top branch OF
diantoby tree. The Twiuf
no longer sec II. hue they|
hear il soft voice c0oing Il
Come valid Nick.
have 90 hurry. Nancy"
started OFT toward the rock
TIC Path that led down into
ito be- couiinacd)
Copyright, is2s, NEA -
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
LEARN A worn EVERY DAY

Iodhy : WIN u MALIGNANT.
It's pronounced ma iiE-n ant.
With accent on the second syllable
u means-mallcioua. disposed 10
do harm, bsnt on evil. inimleal, sc-
tuated by enmity.
II comes from--Latin ''maliE-
mare 70 act maliciouViy
COMPANION words malignity,
maliBnaney.
It's ueed like this-'some peo-
pie think that modern modes of
dress are a malignant Influence. "
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
SECRETS OF MASSAGE

For constipation due
Flshuess the kneading
ton 90 the abdomen. bet
the right hip, passing uI
ward tho ribs across e.
side and then down to Z
b. quite effective
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

our well known local prophet no doubt views
with alarm the action of the governor of Ar
kansas in calling for federal aid 10 stop threat
ened damage 10 property by the Mississippi
Such prc"ipitate aud wholly unwarranted ac-
lion viii no doubt be- branded rs a vicious as
sault upon the severe gn rights Of the people
and an insult 10 the fair name Of a great state.
The governor of Arkansas, undoubtedly will be
rditorially blasted MS a friend of the land own-
crs because he b%razcnly and d~efiantly acted 10
prevent the flood damage before il happened
80
If the prom ncnt and solitary "I' were re.
moved from the word "agitator" there would
be nothing left.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
CARS

The revolver s the cause oi 20 per Gent Of crimes
says Judge John O'rounor. 'hlcREo.
Take AWAY the guns and you'll stor w"~t = he
crime. Stop an. manufacture 81 tho guns Then
you have the answer to the crime problem ID
That b. Sol p,r cent true With no REVIEWERS avail
able. craoks-all NJ whom are coward. since they
haven't tho cournFa 90 fight the battle ~ ne hon
sstly-night lon foso cnsos revert To snenrs ana ware
clubs. Most 81 them. however. would b" rn-trt ned
.hg fear IL they didn't have sure death us th"ir
hackers
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

PISSED
AAIbert Apple

New York city finds that II has s9i.Sj6 Russian
SO2.sS3 Italians. G37,7f4 Irish. G03,167 Austrians and
Hungarians. and 5Ss.is9 Germans, under the ias,
cenSur.
II these various races were living In Europe, each
In it, separate country, they d be- armed to the teeth
ami periodically springing at ench other = throats.
In the American melting pot, they are peaceful
neighborr. The solution of Europe = troubles IN a
United States OF Europe. Eventually there VIII be a
United States OF the World.
Nietzsche. victim Of diseased ndrenal glands. had
one sensible idvi-that the why 20 end war II to
band all nations together so thor" r. no outsider icft
to fight.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
mn, CNITI NCE

Miss Marion Maud Matthews. said in n lecture In
Duluth:
children. anyhow. are all Mike. Once I stumbled
on n little boy sitting ON the curhstone crying as 70
his little heart would break.
=" Whats the matter. sonny7 I said.
Mons gone and drowned all the kittens. he
sobbed
on. said /. what "a shame! What a PITY
' Yes he sobh.d on, and she promised to let
me dc IT,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
MARKS

II you are holding a basket Of German marks tho
news from Berlin IN sad, In the last week of March,
Germany added N.t9G,oo0.OoO marks to itz parser
currency In circulation.
This sort Of initiation is the reason why German
commodity prices advanced m average Of 20 per
cent iu March.
When prices are low. money II hard 90 get whom
money lH plentiful prices are high. tn" system
gets a.. coming and Eoing H. a gamtliuE game.
with q permanent clcan-up only Tor the gentleman
who salts u away while the -llting H. good.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

A riddle % psychology Is why 80 many yosug men
who know baseball rul'r. precrdent-, ard market
cund tlunf FROM SOUP 90 nuts are numSkull- iu shops
offices aud stores wh'rc they earn their living
tntellrctuals viii celebrate Magma fhurta day,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

For the first time IN 80 years Al Miaco, famous
clown. fails to take part In the season. first per
Torrance OF the world = greatest circus In Madison
square Garden, New ieork
Most NJ the philosophy Of life is condensed In AIS
fate. He b. n years old. 30 hs name b. stricken of
the list NJ performers.
whether. in the great circus OF lifc. yoa are a
clown. a lion tanner OF an acrobat. the day H. steadily
approaching when a younger act Will take your
place.
An people at times become confused and think M,
world gone To pot They DO not realize that all
that + wrong is that they -" getting older.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Some Yarns by Famous Men
I'M PAYS

Rene Viviani during his American visit liked to
talk rcparationa.
Germany thinks she cant pay, he said to n
Washington reporter one day, and then he added,
Win an angry laugh:
She thought she couldn't lose, either
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

United States of America, which latter organ
ization Is wholly secondary in Importance to
the United Mine Workers of America.
There is the true attitude Of these cham
pions of our liberties.
''lf the agricultural bloc ever gets con
troll Of the country the farmers will have
the bankers all drafted to do the spring
blowing
Roswell Record.
In some sections, il has been reported, the
farmers have for some time past had the
bankers doing their sweating.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
UmmsmaI S&o,
About Unusual Pc

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has butt
But
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contest
has "a r.
ing spe
and IL
WoT
lctc
ainet
fame az
appeared
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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Isy MA service
OAKLAND. O.

pRnththalon against "a fie
physically perfect young :
How does he do ~
n can't say that there's
ticular trick TO u. he am
have yet TO find o onc-leg
who can't do as well as
legged brother u ne make
mind to, II all depends u
badly you want to do som
Fisherman found 5000
banks Of the Potomac
that's the dollar Georg,
across with interest.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

relations with Russia. he must ac-
cept the fact that equahig implies
honesty In commerce and finance.
Fr~m the beginning OF the com
munirtic regime In Russia. the hol-
sheyik have been content with vie
tories of words over their western
antagonists. NJ Tchitcherin must
go further than this AT Genoa He
must have a victory for Russia In
deeds. N Russia IN 10 become re-
generate. Hts ext step will nave
TO be IN that direction.
II II not enough to compel the
allies TO admit they have no right
to Interfere In hussla' internal az
fairs. Once that IL accepted, NJ.
T~chitcherin must be prepared to
give voluntarily. - an explanation
Of what the Russian government IT,
self intends 20 do In order TO at
tract outside capital into me
country.
when that point II reached. ana
not before. the Genoa conferences
will be on the road to success,
Vague ge%neralities. aud assurances
81 paper reforms will not suffice.
The matter Ia a business one and
private capital will have TO be
shown proofs tucked away In a
secret pocket for production at the
last moment.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23

THOUGHT FOR u
let NOT your good he cyil spoken of--Itomans
fi;tG.
Ieviiy is "a p|rettincss In a chtld. q disgraceful
defect In mon, and O. mon-trous folly In old ag,
La Roche.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
At A MorneR,s MEETING


Bishop Fipper said at a mothers meeting at
Atlanta,
Mother love is a beautiful thing. o blessed thing.
provided IL lint carried too far. Carried too far, II
becomes "A curse.
\ poor old raE-mRn. bent nearly double under
his enormous bag, was making his feeble way down
tho street. shouting IN a cracked old voice;
Rags. bones old lron!'
A woman put her head out OF n Nfth-HtOry
window, smiled and beckoned.
Tho old rag-man toled painfully up to the
woman floor. She stood smiling In the doorway,
Won't your she said, and she winked and
nodded
The old man put down his bag. and. wiping the
sweat from his brow. he looked at the woman IN
bowilderment.
" Wont I what. ma ann ne painted.
' Won Z you said the woman. take Willie away
In your bag II he Ism I a good boy7''
June 10. For one young man who can tell you
what the Magma Chnrta was, there are thousands
WHO Will sit mp all night solving u baseball problem,
or who know more about baseball generally than
Henry knows about Fords.
Vet the Vagina Charta, document granted by King
John Of ENGLAND to the haronH In 1913. was tn,
basis NJ liberty In modern English speaking nations,
" thouf the Magma Charta, most young Americans
might be- toilinF as Herfs instead Of sitting In the
baseball Fruudsnand,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-04-23
Tom Sims Says:

Every two minutes % divorce suit
iH filed IN this country. Proving
TINT uno Is born every minute
People who live in glass houses
should not take saNaphone lessons
for every mar who would like TO
paint the town red there = one who
would like 20 paint Il blue.
lie who gets to the top does Il
by staying ON the level.
Il sweet TO he remembered
before you = gone,
u Ford has too much money
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-03-02
Children's Party

On Saturday afternoon Jc
Bradford Sedberry, the very
young son of Mr.. and Mrs Eric
Edwin Sedberry, entertained
twelve of his friends, the
occasion being his fourth birth
day. On account of the little
hosts having whooping cough,
the guest list included only those
of his friends who had recently
had the disease. The wee folks
were received in the living room
by the host, his mother and his
grandmother, Mrs. N. M. Brad
ford, of Houston. They viewed
the pretty gifts of which the for
tunate young man had been the
recipient and spent a merry hour
playing games. Then they
went into the dining room where
a simple ice course was served.
Quantities of jonquils frightened
this room, and the table was un-
usually attractive in decorations.
The center piece was the
immense birthday cake iced in
white and having the letters
y. B. S." in pink. The four
tiny candles on it were lighted
and the cake rested on a reflector
which was surrounded by tall
vases of carnations and snap
dragons, alternating with chrys-
tai candle sticks in which were
burning taprrs. The place cards
were quaint girls and boys
dressed in pink and blue and
carrying old fashioned bouquets.
When the cake was cut, the coin
fell to Will Bearden, the ring to
Dorothy Bell, the button to Dick
Beeder, the thimble to Mollie
Allen Jagoe and the wish bone
to the young host, 10 Bradford
Sedberry.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1922-03-02
Friday Afternoon
Bridge Club

The Friday Afternoon Bridge
Club was entertained on the
regular day Of last week by Mrs.
A. F. Wicks at the handsome
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Cole. There were four tables
of players, and Mrs. Frank
Herndon won the club prize and
Mrs. L. L. Hodges the guest
prize, both of which were pretty
decks of cards. The hostess
presented the honor guest, Mrs.
Lallie Cole, of Memphis. a lovely
box Of Coty's powder. A de-
licious plate luncheon with old
wine was served.