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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
THE OTHER MAN.

The world s interested in the reported operation
upon the former head OF the harvester trust, an
operation that Is said to have taken some glands
from poor youth who needed the money and
transplanted them into the body CT the man VINO
has lived most Of his life
r. the operation is successful the millionaire will
soon be playmate FOR his daughter. young again
with all the enthusiasms and promise Of youth
That would open new realm Of speculation that
stagRers the inagination-but the dispatches are
silent as TO the really important part OF the opera
ton.
what happens to this boy whose poverty led him
10 sell these precious reservoirs Of youth?
VIII he become old a day week and with
his dollars that he obtained take the thoughts,
the rains. certainty OF approach
ing dissolution that comes with age?
VIII the boy who went that secretly guarded
hospital leave Il with the dragging step OF MS
grandfather?
VIII the dollars. more perhaps than he could have
saved in hair lifetime thrift and industry, com
pensate him for changing character or age with the
man who had money but who longed again for
romance for youth for added years?
You can imagine tho protest that would go up
from the land IL such were found to be the case and
how indignant you would be If it wero discovered
that in America it were possible for old men with
money to buy the youth OF impoverished boys
Before you get too indignant, it might be well to
remember that the purchase of youth has just been
legalized by the supreme of the United states
and that as yet there been active sters taken
10 reverse that decision.
The high court has ruled that the child labor law,
the second or third OF its kind is unconstitutional
and that it perfectly in America to purchase
the youth OF children.
The difference OF course is in the fact that it is
not turned into aging veins Of already rich but
turned into dollars fer those already beyond the
need OF dollars
is legal send boy of 10 or II to act as
trapper beneath the earth for the coal barons of
PennsyIvania-and they do send boys of that tender
age to stand at the traps. shut out from sunlight
and from the health-gving air.
II is legal to hire little girls of eight and ten'to
stand all day at the spinning
south. TO keep them there away from education,
away from health. TO make them old at 20 and
senile at 25
The purchase of glands by millonaires is not
likely to attain such magnitude as to become
established part Of society. For the most part
affairs to watch the passing of years and not
OF them would take the trouble experiment with
operations.
But the hiring of children. which the people
through Congress have thrice pronounced a crime,
Is very general viii continue until law that
will pass the scrutiny Of is written into the
statute books.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
YOUR HEALTH By COPELAND Ds r. $

A doctor friend Of mine has just
completed 45 years of practice. Be-
cause he has reached a place Of dis
tinctiOn in the medical profession he
was given a dinner at the Detroit
Athletic club. He was so kind TO me
when 1 was a young doctor that l
travelled out to Detroit to attend this
dinner | am glad l did because |
saw a number of old friends and re-
ceived much inspiration from them.
At the table was a classmate of
the honored guest. There was an
other doctor who has been in prac-
tice so years. There was still an
other who is engaged in medical
work after "a years of active prac-
tice.
As years go. these four doctors
would be counted old men. but l
should be shocked to hear any one
of them referred to as "old Doctor"
So and So. While three Of them are
white-haired, the oldest has locks as
brown as when / first gazed upon
them, a third of a century ago
Every one of these doctors stands
up straight as a soldier on parade
When l saw the guest of the even
ing hustle down the front steps Of
the club, CARRIED in a plaid sport"
overcoat, jaunty in a soft felt hat
and carrying set of golf clubs we
had given him as a souvenir Of the
occasion. l could believe it was only
yesterday he was one of my profess
sors in medical school.
These four doctors are not old
men. They are as young as they ever
were. Why?
To keer young you must live in
the present. You must plan for the
future. just the same as you did in
your youth. When you spend your
time thinking and talking of the
past. when you pay little heed to
everyday affairs, and when you
have lost interest in the future. then
you are old
When you sink into your chair
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
Be PRETTY! TURN
GRAY HAIR DARK
Try Grandmother's Old Favor
lite Recipe of Sage Tea
and Sulphur

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly COM
pounded, brings back the natural
color and lustre to the hair when
faded, streaked or gray Years ago
the only way 20 get this mixture was
to make it at home, which is mussy
and troublesome. Nowadays by ask
ing at any drug store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound" you
Will get a large bottle of this famous
old recipe, improved by the addition
of other ingredients, at a small cost.
Don't stay gray! Try it! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge
or soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the
gray hair disappears, and after an
other application or two your hair
becomes beautifully dark. glossy and
attractive. Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
BACK TO BOSSISW.

The denuncauon of the primary by Secretary
Weeks. in a speech Cleveland, is taken the
reflection OF the administration attitude and of
the purpose of the Harding forces to attempt the
overthrow Of this of selecting candidates.
The plea that the primary the poor
from office received jolt in Iowa where the nominee
for senator. radical radicals and strongly
opposed by the administration, spent but $500
defeat entire OF state federal pOliti-
clans.
The real hatred Of the primary the part OF the
Old Guard comes from the fact that the politicians
have defeated after state and that the
strip Of privilege is being loosed from the powers
Of ONCE.
It remained for Republican senator. Norris OF
Nebraska to expose the policy of the administration
His defense OF the primary shows the real purpose
Of those who stand for reaction and his denunciaon
OF the administration cannot traced to spirit
OF partisanship
Let Norris answer those who are trying to enslave
the people politically:
eff the primary will do away with some of the
craftsmanship by which men bindly follow the boss
by which people arbitrarily they are told
then God hasten the day when the primary may
control every election that OF President down
to the choice OF road supervisor. great deal could
be said about that and along that Inns showing its
evil but I DO not care to into It any further.
The Secretary said. in that speech. in substance
that the legislative branch OF the National Govern
ment was down to the lowest ebb in history. 1 am
inclined 10 agree with him in that statement and
there Is just thing that be cited as the
reason why 10 Is down there-partisanship He said
the people did not have confidence in Congress. I
do not believe they have. good many times do
not how they possibly have confidence in
Congress and Congress is TO blame for IT, Recently
the other branch of the National LEGISLATURE Con-
gressmen Woodruff and Johnson OF South Dakota
introduced "A resolution Of investigation. which
ordered reported out OF the Rules Committee; but
the command OF partisan Ieaders-at
aand OF sef-appointed leaders who control arbtrar-
sly the destiny the action OF the Republican
Party in the House halt was called the chairman
OF the Rules Committee made face about:
compelled 10 hold the resolution In his pocket
and ultimately back. and when a roll call
had find that the power OF the garty rank
craftsmanship. the rover OF the leaders. the self
appointed leaders mostly outside Of the House Itself
sufficient 10 control TIE conscience and the
votes OF that great body Of men.
we exhibit before the American people in my
judgment. disgraceful condition. when the com
nand OF party leader refuse let the
shine in rottenness II there Is any rottenness;
when refuse permit Investigation. That
= not free government That is boss control; that
Is machine rule. That Is rule by partisanship. Let
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
THE DOG FAMILY.

Fashions in doge are changing You may have
noticed lately that the majority of lost-and found
dealing with CANNES. are for Airedales that
have strayed from home
The Airedale is refreshing after the cpl
demic of diminutive dogs that looked like cross
between starved and dwarf giraffe.
Popularity Of different breeds of dogs seems TO
travel in waves. There epidemic of hounds,
long ago. when a had little social standing
unless his kennels housed least five.
Pug dogs had their day. So did water sraniels
fox terriers and Newfoundlands. The "8ostan bulr'
all the rage when the Gibson Girls clothes and
huge bullying pcmpadour were in style
To a psychologist each of these dog crazes re-
hected "the trend of the times"
Now it's the Airedale's day-probably because he
is expensive and a one-man dog
The dog-whch in the wild state never barks-is
of the few animals that have accompanied man.
IN friendship. during the long march out of bar
barsm
Originally dogs jackals foxes and wolves belon,st
the family
The origin of domestic or tame dogs is lost in
the mists that enshroud the period the cave ma n
Professor Shaler's researches in dogology led him
believe that dogs first domesticated 70 no
vide emergency food supply during famine
more plausible guess is that dogs were tan4ed
&c help crafty mans craving for submissive affec-
ton, also tickle his vanity. our primitive an
cestors no doubt felt very much pleased with them
selves when they contemplated the dogs they had
subdued from the wild state.
Nevertheless. the dog has accompanied man into
so-called civilization. and in return has been re-
warded with a maze OF legislation concerning his
legal status rights. ownership and conduct
The oldest monuments Of India and Egypt show
that ancient reveled in ownership OF Fido.
Towser, Bruno and Bob.
Today We have him in magazine stories and the
news which correspond 20 the carvings on raonu-
ments OF long ago
discriminating animal life, is riddle. despite the
affection with which he rewards kindness TO him.
That's why the study of inserarable from the
study OF human nature
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

and stay there all day doing half
the time, you take on flesh, develop
lazy heart and have not circula-
ton enough to stir your sluggish
functions.
l observed that all four of the
doctors l have mentioned are thin
men-not skinny or scrawny, but
1.-THE and hard in muscle. They walk
and play golf. They never give
thought 10 their years. but do now
in a physical way exactly as they
did 80 years ago.
What struck me most forcibly was
their intense interest in the future
of medicine, how the colleges should
be conducted. the sort of teaching
which should prevail.
Times have changed" "Condi-
tons are different" These were
frequently-used expressions. There
was no evidence of crystalization
These men are ADAPTING their lives
and practice TO modern conditions.
So long as elasticity and adaptable
ity remain. youth continues no mat
ter what the calendar may say.
Mental health depends on physi-
cal health. Were these doctors to
neglect their bodies their minds
would fall into decay. The brain
cannot perform it's highest service
unless the circulation is normal, and
this depends entirely on activity of
digestion and muscular action.
The mental attitude means a lot
The other day Col. William Muldoon
told me that he never feels old
except when some contemporary
shuffles up and whispers:
bill, we're getting oldl"
This wonderful man is as strong
and active and useful as ever. II is
hard to believe he was a dashing
Cavalryman in the Civil war. He
acts like a boy instead of a veteran
of war nearly so years rast
Guard your health and keep IN
your mental and physical activity
You should be active and useful at
SO.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
TWO HUSBANDS In
BILLS OF DIVORCE
John B. Thompson and Fred
Colip Ask Court to Dis
solve Marriage Bonds.

Suit for divorce was filed IN Cir.
cult court Monday by John 3.
Thompson against Louise ThOmp-
son. asking for a decree on the
ground that he was compelled 10
abandon her because she went about
with other men. He AYERS further
thai she admitted these assoc!a-
tons.
They were married April s. 1905
and separated in September. 1920.
The present Whereabouts OF the de-
PENDANT is unknown the husband al
leges in his application. he also
asks for the custody Of their two
children.
Colip Sues
Fred Colip has brought suit for a
divorce from Clara Colip on the
ground that she drew a revolver on
him on June Is and threatened to
kill him. She also made false &C
cusauOns as 10 his fidelity. She
called him vile names and a low
down bum" he further AYERS.
The couple was married Dec. IS,
1916 an separated June Is Of this
year. The husband seeks the Gus
tOdy Of their one child.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
More Truth
oThan pOotru
~ IAmOS Il lLOnf A6li0
. JaNoS q MQNta6
THE MOSCOW OPERt

THE MOSCOW OPERA.
The Bolsheviki. so we learn
From recent press dispatches.
Have got a rather clever turn
For madrigals and snatches,
And while Cat presently in their land
Their amt any ructiOn.
They mean TO try their common hand
At opera production.
As all the folk have equal rights
In that unusual sector,
They all Will sing with all their
nights.
Disdaining a director.
Each one viii have a leading part;
No Bolsheviki buddy
VIII find il in his naughty heart
To play an understudy.
Though harmony may MOI attend
This operate riotf
Though through the land, for weeks
on end
There won't be any quiet.
And though real blood. and sharpen
ed steel
May be the tragic sequel,
The music makers al Will feel
That they are free and equal.
And after all. from what we've
heard
OF Mr.. Wagner's pieces.
Where with each loudly warbled
word
The turbulence increases.
With braying brass and vocal shriek5
And oboes shrilly reeded.
We sort Of think these Bolsheviks
Won't make more noise than he
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
VERSE O. CHEER
By Edgar L. Jones
BETTY JANE.

BETTY JANE.
I used TO think that Betty Jane
was sweet as she could be.
But every day she seems 10 be the
lOyelier 10 me.
Her big blue eyes are bluer still and
trimming full o. fun
II ever thar were angels Betty Jane
sOrely would be one
She still is jes' a Ieetle tad-jes'
eighteen months or so
Since those beloved fairies came an
left her here below.
OF all tn babies l have known. Z ma
it's very plain.
Thar's none that quite appeals Z me
as much ez Betty Jane.
1t fills my heart with happiness =
watch her pretty face
AL crinkled up with smiles ez she
goes rOmpin' round tn place.
Her sunshine hair a-fyin' in a
tangled mass o. curls.
T me she Is tn sweetest O. tn
sweetest o tn girls.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
THE K.4ISER'S BOOK.

William Hohenzoliern. already known history
as the cause Of its great war will also so down as
the highest priced author Of all times.
1t has been announced that after much bidding,
a syndicate o American publishers secured
the rights to his story Of himself and will pay a sum
that the purchasers do suggest
the amount
No sentiment attaches this purchase. The
who paid the cash to the exiled emperor did with
q clear understanding of the commercial value of
this confession OF a mad man.
They believe that the American people will be so
interested in reading the story written by the
plunged the world into a war so desperate that
Il devastated whole nations, so eager to read his
side of the tragic tale. that they
millions for themselves by publishing it.
have published a statement by this kaiser
during the war would have been sufficient cause to
send any American to the federal prison for the
rest his life.
To have printed his diary before he became
gagged in the would have invited the attention
ambassadors who might,
cessfully, have insisted that such course was a
violation of neutrality.
To have published his account of the causes Of
while relations strained but not broken
would have resulted in penalties to any publisher.
Now. defeated. exiled disgraced. his words
become golden beyond those of any philosopher.
more priceless than the inspiration of any poet.
Unless this and every other nation was misled,
his story worthless unless be a confession.
The world knows the causes that led to this war
the ruthless invasions Of neutral countries which
followed, the barbarc demonstration of might and
frightfulness with which it ragged.
The world knows that the man who had trained
his armies for that day when he should them
to conquer the world egotist with madness
for power and any attempt that he makes will be
the statement of egotist, endeavoring to explain
his mistakes by blaming them upon others.
That publication be nothing else than a de-
fense-and the place for that defense should have
been in a criminal court where he vas
arch criminal of all ages, not in printed pages for
discussion by those who may even find their
hearts to forgive the system which produced
kaiser.
II crime be personal matter, then this author
is criminal beyond forgiveness. Exile hardly the
fitting punishment if exile means but place where
may again impose upon world by printing
his propaganda and receiving for it more money
than is received by those who devote their lives
the welfare of mankind, not the wrecking of it.
The payment of a fabulous price for the kaiser's
story is but adding insult TO the injuries which
American homes felt when their to their
deaths to make it impossible for such characters
TO play important part in the affairs of men
1t does. seem as if the world is putting a premium
on the actions of it's enemies and that country
rich enough to reward its foe might find funds for
its defenders.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
dust EQlRs @x &af Hsssz

If ONE COULD TAKE 1T WITH
HIM
If man could take it with him when
he dies,
Then gold might be a precious
thing TO own
And heaven would then depend
on this alone;
Whether our earthly markets fall
or rise,
What ship comes in, what stock
the trader buys,
The daily price of steel and brick
and stone;
II man could take his fortune 20
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
CROOKS TAKE HOLIDAY
WHILE CHIEFS CONVENE

SAN FRANCISCO, June 10
Crooks declared a holiday in San
Francisco today.
They considered the time mop
perfume for extensive operations be-
cause police chiefs of the United
States gathered here for the opening
session of the annual convention Of
the Police Chiefs association.
Two major problems were on the
program for discussion. First, at
tention was to be given traffic con-
troll, auto thiefs and kindred sub.
jects
New methods of identification
were TO come next.
Crime waves" were to get ser
ious consideration.
Since the beginning Of the World
War in 1914" said Major Richard
Sylvester, former police superin-
tendent of the District of Colum bia
"a new generation of crime has
sprung up in the United States"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

Gods throne
The miser could go rich to Paradise.
But since the well-filled purse and
raiment fine
Stay with the flesh to wither and
decay,
And only the soul may pass to realms
divine,
Where one with gold can never
buy his way.
Who hopes for heaven must labor TO
the end
To gain the things on which heavens
joys depend.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
JAPANESE AND u. S.
FREIGHTER COLLIDE

SAN FRANCISCO, June 19-(By
L. P.)-The Japanese freighter
Ypres Maru and the American tank
steamer Frank c.. Drum collided at
a. m. today at sea off Coos Bay,
Oregon, according TO radio advices
here.
The Ypres Maru was damaged but
neither vessel had sunk, the radio
gram said. No further details were
given
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
DIALECT STORY.

faithfully Transcribed
"B' CORA, 1t seems there vance
wur an Oirishman named Pat Wan
day he bane walk in the shtreet and
he seen II his fri'nd OGrady with a
gurrl. NJ says Pat next day to
O'Grady Dots a huebsch madel an
done see you a walkin' with yistid-
dy. Who vos II dot loidy?' 'Sapristi,'
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
The Tower |

ollie Address. who used to make
Z. II. Statler looys Ike a Pullman
porter with the kind OF services he
handed out at the Oliver. writes
from Los Angeles that everything's
going fine with the South Bend
bunch in California: that they often
think Of the old town and get home
sick for Michigan street. Ollie SEE
he saw Ed Bonds and Ward Mack
at the Rotary convention; that they
appeared 10 be sober and enjoying
themselves regardless.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

Jake Hickman has a halter Over
to his shop. ne is always glad 10
loan TO anybody. who is going away
to a convention with another guy,
and is a little frightened that the
others conduct won't be the best.
From the tone of Ollie's letter. we
were unable 10 figure out which OF
the two aforesaid gentlemen
Ward OF Ed Bonds-were wearing
the halter at Los Angeles. but we
wouldn't be surprised if il is Ed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
PERSONAL ITEM.

Tom Brandon. Of New York and
South Bend, is visiting in Grand
Rapids We hope T. II. don't make
a mistake in Grand Rapids and start
looking around for the subway.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

Saw j. NJ Peterson and AL Kerndt
downtown together yesterday morn
ing. II Studebaker's weren't shut
down. they must have been running
pretty slack with them two birds
off the JOB both at the same time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
COMING AND GOING

A tax on weddings would get a lot
OF money out of a large number OF
over rich young Anne ricans -
especially II it was supplemented by
tax on divorces
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

IN BAD BOTH WAYS.
Germany not only started the war.
but she started the peace by asking
for an armistice.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
SATISFIED

Russia is clamoriag for exports
from America, but when we sent
her Emma Goldman and Bill Hay
wood she wouldn't accept them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20

A dirty Jealous (poleeat friend Of
ours called up yesterday and said
that inasmuch as Mr.. Erskine. prom
inently connected with Stu6ebaker's
seemed 20 prefer 10 mako Mayor
seebirt South Bends leader, we
might be able 10 horn in on Mr.. OIL
Hers job.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
ANOTHER INSTANCE WHERE
THE RADIO Is GOING TO
BE DARN HANDY.
-om The News-Times }

(From The News-Times.
MOVER JUNCTION. Wyo.
June ia fast mail train on
the Oregon Short line was held
ND near here BY an ordinary
woodpecker, delaying the train so
minutes. According TO the en-
gineer's report. who stopped the
train when he discovered the
block signal system was out OF
order. the woodpecker had peck
ed one OF the wires Of the system
in two. in the evident belief that
he had captured worm.
II Ford were elected president,
the Ford owners Of the country
would undoubtedly pull down most
OF the swell jobs in Washington
We think the ownership of a sedan
ought at least put a guy in line Tor
a cabinet seat.
He would make our second rougn
rider president.
Charley Brenfleck has put in a
line of cigars. Monday, the first
day OF the new department, Char
ley sold two cigars ana smoked 20.
Charley was smoking so hard alOns
about . O'Clock yesterday afternoon.
that Chief Sibley went into investi-
gate il. thinking the place was on
fire.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-06-20
Bill Armstrong

answered O'Grady. with a rich
brogue. 'sho' 'nuf. dad III gal amt
no lady. She bane my wife
LIFE