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The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
ASSERTIONS ABOUT ORANGES

Dear brother Benjamin, calm down.
No one ever thought of asserting that
Marion had gone out of the citrus bus
mess. Neither has Alachua, but the
truth is that neither county is living
up to its possibilities. We recall the
day when there were as many oranges
raised around Orange Lake and Lake
Weir as are now raised in the whole
county of Marion. We recall the
great groves around Citra and also
around the town of Orange Lake and
around Mcintosh. We recall the great
Bishop and Harris grove from which
the annual income used to run between
one hundred thousand and two hun
dred and fifty thousand dollars. Fifty
Thousand clear profit was considered
small for the grove. We know there
are some good groves in Marion now.
And so there are in Alachua, particu-
larly around Micanopy, Tacoma, Mel
rose and Island Grove. But lets bring
these two fine old counties back to
their capacity. The good Lord made
Florida for purpose. Again we re-
peat that when northern people think
of wanting home in Florida they are
thinking of oranges and palms and
tropical things.-Gainesville Sun.
We haven't unclaimed up yet, colo
mel. But this is what you said:
"The people of Marion county are
giving much attention to the plant
ing of orange and grapefruit groves
Marion used to be a fine orange grow
ing county. And so did Aiachua. The
big freeze was allowed to discour-
age the growers in these counties and
they let the industry drop. We should
plant groves again. People of the
north and northwest are thinking OF
oranges when they think of Florida. "
Nobody is any better Judge of Eng
lish than Col. Davis We leave it to
him if the foregoing paragraph
doesn't sound like Marion had for q
time gone out of the citrus business
and only recently resumed it.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
Had CRAVING fer Sympathy.

Sympathy. in the mind of a Los
Angeles man. was the biggest thing
In life. So when he became convinced
that he was not getting it from mem
ber> Of his family. according to a bill
for divorce filed by his wife, he read
his last will and dashed into the next
room. Then, the bill states, there was
a shot and he staggered back into the
room and fell to the floor, his head
stained red. A physician who re-
spundad found the red was caused by
a ripe beet.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
Bold Female Bandits.

Two Los Angeles men were held up
and robbed by women the other night.
One of the victims requested the pleas
ure uf escorting two comesy girls
home from a public dance. Several
blocks away, at a dark corner, one of
the girls softly said: "Stick 'em up,
honey, and hold 'em high" punctuat-
ing her remarks with a pistol. The
other girl carelessly removed $35 from
the victims pockets and they then
bade him a fond goodnight Mean
while the other victim, not far from
the dance hall, met a titian-haired
woman who relieved him Of 1921 while
menacing him with a revolver.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
Felt He Was Overloaded.

fTEe got enough to do. I'll be
hanged if I chase eyerybody's cows
and chickens, too" 1t was in this
wise that Frank Creamer Of Peru,
Mass, called a halt on the honors BE-
ing given him at the town meeting.
The 10 voters of this Berkshire town
had just elected Mayor" Creamer
moderator, town clerk, selectman,
treasurer. tax collector. overseer Of
the poor and member of the health
board. Then some one nominated him
for field driver and he called quits.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
EIGHT YEARS AGO

Nov. 25, 1914.-Turks reported pre-
pairing to invade Egypt from Pales-
tine.
Allies took offensive against Ger
mans at the junction of the Disc and
the Aisne.
French airplane raided German
zeppelin factory at Frederickshafen
and dropped bombs on it.
Russians struck some smashing
blows on the German army in Poland
Germans made slight advances near
Arras.
Russian armies advancing on Eze-
rum.
Americans evacuated Vera Cruz.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
EIephants Drew Snow PIows.

During the piled-up conditions of
The streets. with the terrible fall OF
snnv this winter, New York solved
d problem by putting the elephants
from the ZOO to work pulling snow
ploWs through the congested streets.
They worked like old stagers, and
seemed to like the cool feeling about
their feet
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Says the Miami Herald: "Some-
how the declaration of DeValera that
the members of the present govern
ment in Ireland are rebels reminds US
of the yarn about the ancient chap
who took his scepter down to the
beach and ordered the waves to step
back"
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
Odd Freaks of Nature.

A calf was born in New Brunswick,
with only three legs. one in front. 1t
was found to be suffering and was
killed. The corpse was examined and
the internal organs were found TO be
all disarranged and grown together.
The animals ears were pointed like
those of a deer.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
ADVERTISING RATES

Display. Plate Is cents per inch Tor
consecutive Insertions. Alternate 1nser-
tions rs per cent additional Compost
tion charges on ads that run less tnan
six times 10 cents per inch Speelal
based on four-inch minimum: Less tnan
four inches will take a higher rate
which will be furnished upon apphca-
tIoL.
for first Insertion; three cents per Hne
Ter each subsequent Insertion One
change a week allowed on readers Wlth-
Legal advertisements at legal rates
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

The Sanford Herald disgustedly ex-
claims, Politics is politics and will
never be anything but politics until
We acquire the habit of filling our
public offices with some one besides
politicians" to which the Gainesville
Sun makes this very pertinent re-
joinder: "Now how in the dickens are
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

The way Mussolini is swinging the
big stick it might be proper to call
him the T. r. of Italy.-Miami Herald.
And every small-bore, crooked and
disloyal man in America hated T. R.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

The Sanford Herald has nice, new
fancy head, but we'll bet Bob Holly
keeps that plain Gothic caps head on
his shoulders till the grim reaper cuts
il off.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
His Remark Prophetic.

Walking in funeral procession in
London. England. James Simpson
turned to a friend and said: We old
crooks can't get along as we used to-"
4 few seconds later he fell dead He
was Il farmeg. fifty years old.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

tended by ne
groes. In order
that the revival
spirit might be
quickened, il was
arranged that the
preacher should
give a signal
when he thought
ii e excitement
was highest, and
through a hole
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Prepare for Fair Week. Go to
FISHEL'S for your Dry Goods, Shoes,
Hats, Ladies' Coats, Hosiery and
Mems Pants at reduced prices during
November. est
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Call 471-Blue for the best red oak
and pine strand wood. Four-foot
wood $3.50. E. Gibbons, North Os-
ceola street. 16----
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

The goody-goodies will have to take
the electric twitch out of young peo-
ple's feet before they can stop the
dancing.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

The weak and the strong ENJOY eat
ing the best fresh meats obtainable.
That's the kind to be found at the
Main Street Market. Phone 108. tt
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

'em in for late models, providing
they're built according to old-time
standards. What say.-Tampa Times.
You've told 'em.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Secretary of State Hughes doesn't
loom up like plain Charles M. Hughes
who prosecuted rascals in New York
a number of years ago.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
FORDS-WE HAVE THEM

Sedan, coupe, touring and light
truck; prices right and terms. Spen-
cer-Pedrick Motor Co., ocala, Fla.
Phone 8. 23-+f
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Our Private Pest comes into this
busy Office, grinning like a Hyena,
TO Point out a Typographical Error
IN The Paper. Like all Newspapers
we make Errors and we Expect TO
Keep Right On making Them, and
we are not Worrying very much About
it. What's Morel
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

We can supply your wants In the
fresh meat, poultry and vegetable line
on short notice. Try US. Phone 1Os
Main Street Market. 1-f
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Orders for pies and cakes taken.
Lemon and apple pies a speciality.
Phone 1876. cost
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Georges Carpenter isn't in it with
Georges Clemenceau.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Everwear Hosiery just received at
FISHEL'S. est
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
North Ocala Sunday School

(W. D. Croft, superintendent
Sunday school every Sunday after
noon at 5 o'clock. Visitors always
welcome.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
CRESCENT GROCERY SPECIALS
FOR SATURDAY AND MONDAY

IL pounds of Sugar for, .s1.oo
"a lbs. Birdsey's Best Flour. .s1.30
"a lbs. Pillsbury's Best flour s1.35
p lbs. Lighthouse flour. .s1.15
6 lbs. Crisco for ....... $1.25
8 lbs. Crisco for .........-6 Csc
4 lbs. Snowdrift for. zoe
3 pkgs Oversee Oatmeal for. -. .25c
No. Tomatoes, two for: ......25e
No. 1 Tomatoes, three for. ...... 25c
Irish Potatoes, per peck. ...... Acc
Sweet Potatoes, per peck. $500. .40e
Kingan's Picnic Hams, per lb. 80. zoe
|Apalachicola Oysters, quart. 80. Csc
Fresh Mullet, per pound. ..... .10e
CRESCENT GROCERY CO.,
2t Phone 562, n. Magnolia st.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
DOVE WAS THERE, ALL RIGHT
But the Effect on the Congregation
Was Not Quite All Preacher
Had Expected.

An amusing story is told OF a re-
vival meeting held in a church at
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Fruit cake, layer, cake, pound cake
and raisin cake (Gardner's) at Main
Street Market. Phone 1OS. loft
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Fair dates-Nov. 2Sth to Dec. 1st.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
AT THE CHURCHES TOMORROW
Grace Episcopal

AT THE CHURCHES TOMORROW
Grace Episcopal
]. ]. Neighbour, Rector
(Sunday Next Before Advent)
7:30 a. m.-Holy communion.
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Morning prayer and SER
mon. Subject, "The Drawbacks of the
Year."
7:30 p. m.-Evening prayer and ad-
dress.
Come and worship God.
Methodist
C. W. White, Pastor
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
L. w. Duval, superintendent.
II a. m.-Morning services. Ser
mon by pastor.
$50 p. m.-Epworth League.
7:3O p. m.-Evening services. Rev.
Harrison Black Of the M. E. church
Music by choirs and orchestra.
Come and worship with US.
Presbyterian
Rev. ". F. Creson, Pastor
9:45 a. m.-Sabbath school. Mr.. ]
K. Dickson, superintendent.
II a. m.-Morning worship. Ser
mon, Spiritual Implications"
$50 p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
7:30 p. m.-Evening worship. Ser
mon, "The Fullness of Time"
The great Samuel Johnson said:
"To be of no church is dangerous"
We are always glad to have our
friends worship with u.s."
Baptist
Rev. Louis Collins, D. D., Pastor
9:45 a. m-Sabbath school
II a. m.-Morning worship.
Address by the pastor on the theme,
Some Recent Triumphs of Gods
Kingdom on Earth"
$50 p. m.-Junior, intermediate
and Senior B, Y. P. U.
7:30 p. m.-People's popular serv-
ice. Male quartet music. DR.. Collins
will reproduce recent address as
given by Roger w. Babson, known
throughout the world as an outstand-
ing business man, the subject being,
Religion as a Practical Force"
"Better go to church"
go
Rev. Charles II. Trout, Pastor
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
IL a. m.-Communion service.
Sermon by pastor.
1880 p. m.-Eyening service. Ser
mon by pastor.
You are are cordially invited.
Catholic
Rev. r. r. Brennan, Pastor
Mass on first Sunday of each month
at $3.50 a. m. Mass on other Sundays
of month at $50 a. m. Mass on week
days at a. m.
Sunday evening service at 1880.
Confessions on Saturdays from to
p. m. and from z to p. m.
Christian Science Society
Room 5, Merchants Block.
| 9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Sunday service.
Subject of lesson-sermon, "Aaeient
and Modern Necromancy, alias Mes
merism and Hypnotism, Denounced"
Wednesday evening meeting s p. m
Reading room open 2 to 5 p. m
daily except Sundays.
North Ocala Sunday School
(W. D. Croft, superintendent
Sunday school every Sunday after
noon at 5 o'clock. Visitors always
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25
Catholic

Rev. r. r. Brennan. Pastor
Mass on first Sunday Of each month
at $3.50 a. m. Mass on other Sundays
of month at $50 a. m. Mass on week
days at z a. m.
Sunday evening service at 1880.
Confessions on Saturdays from to
6 p. m. and from to p. m.
The Ocala evening star., 1922-11-25

Rev. Charles II. Trout, Pastor
9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Communion service.
Sermon by pastor.
1880 p. m.-Eyening service. Ser
mon by pastor.
You are are cordially invited.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
The Old
Carriage Maker
Had an
Important Truth

Z Il 0 make each part as strong as the rest, was
his way of building wonderful, one-horSe
chaise that wouldn't wear out till judgment day."
This illustrates fact that keeping many doctors busy
these days-human bodies, like chaises break down be-
some part isn't strong the others.
Very often IT'S because of Unbalanced food lacking in
some important element of nutrition. This is especially
of ills developed in childhood and carried through e
Grape-Nuts, that world-famous, ready-toeat cereal.,
brings the plan of building each part strong the
human need. Grape-Nuts contains all the ntri-
of those best of the field grains, wheat and barley
including the vital mineral elements and is wonderful
food for building and sustaining health and strength.
The delicious favor and crispnesS of GraPeNutS make
it welcome dish whenever you re hungry.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
FOKKER' SEES MIGHTY
PLANES FOR future

LONDON, Aug. 23.-''The aero
plane of the future will be at once the
most ghasty and sublime machine
This is the statement of M. An
thony Fokker, the celebrated Dutch
Iaeroplane inventor. who is now in
tEngland securing designs and plans
which he will use in his work in fur
thering military and commercial avia-
ton in the United States.
Aeroplane services crossing the At
lantic five or six times day and
aeroplanes capable of destroying en-
tire cities in few hours, are the pre-
dictions which Fokker makes.
"The aeroplane of the future de-
pends almost entirely on motorj and
fuel development" Fokker says. IF
this continus at the same rate of pro-
gress we shall very shortly have COM
pletely noiseless machines racing
every twenty minutes as regularly as
the modern train service in all direc-
tions.
THE actual size and speed of the
machines will not increase so enor-
mously as the numbers employed.
Some 120 miles per hour, with a range
of several hundreds of miles, will be
the standard model for commercial
purposes during t3a next ten years.
Passenger machines will not, in
the immediate future, hold more than
20 or 80 passengers, and bombing
aeroplanes will be unable to carry
much more than $4,000 pounds weight
of explosives.
Freight machines will, o1 course
be kept as distinct from passenger ma
chimes as are goods trains and eX-
presses de luxe ON railway line
I'm twenty years time the Atlantic
WI be bridged by an air service run
ming five or six times a day. In fifty
years time l prophesy that the ma
chimes will contain all the comforts
and distractions of a big ocean liner
Palm courts and orchestras, dance
floors and dining rooms, card rooms
and lounges, all will be there. The
journey will take twenty-four hours.
THE war was far too short to de-
velop aircraft.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
RUSSIAN OIL GRAB
Called RESTORATION

y
AtoaeoN,t Ai,et 23 .L-Holders OF
nussian oil bonds must prove how
tbov rot them declares Isyestia, the
officiar government newspaper
~ onp ago many Of them have been
comncnsate In full"
M, ah,.s faht oat,yoar pnss,a
-, t,,,aa aoyocn,oonts yybich
IN. ,,s;,t, h4 ~ confarenca a fto,.
1,'eana,, a. E,nrona IL, ovar tbe
,a,t,o,, - ..rastoration" ~ nrivota
,,.. 4, "oar,,ansa,tonn for II
l,,sa ~ glroad, oaraod 10 a,yo
...'.,,r,,,s,,ion ,,ra,,iand .ha ,,ote
,na n,adits III az whiob alone she
,,,n ta,,a n,onay onongh ~ nonpnen.
to pnt ttt,ar no,i1tr;os Va ~
rsnsaa hoIi III for ..restorotion6
.,staad ~ co,,nansotion
nastoro,io, naon. tbat Tho nron.
,t,a,s ~ ,.aol, 90 ~ ma, u,ho
- to,a hafora ia royo,ntior
,,,i,h M oneotions oeI,ed comnan.
aa,ion n,oons thnt the r,nssion ~ov-
oennna,t aoreos n comnonsote for-
,7;anan,. for on Tnsoos a,tuoll,, suf
,araA ~ ~, tbrnurb tho ro,,on,ti-
- 49,, tha.a Iosoa. ,,,,st no ,royod
i,,,,o.,,a.,,+i,,,, !, ha ur,i Io,.fI.,
,u,,ions ~ doIiors, worth of puo.
s.,an on honas and stocks FOR in
.tanoa vera honolt m, no on oon.
aa,ta ~ ~ ,rranoh honra Inno
WI, 3.ha ,a,,ni,,,inn ma notionoli.ad
tl,a ,.o,a,t,, Isn,n,a, us.inn oy,,,
H.. ~ ,,,asa honas ahroad and oo,d
,hann H. !, .nn~ and liz ,oon,ro,,ias
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
FLAPPER SETS NEW. LINGO PACE
IN DEFINING A "THRILL PARTY

lnothing.
"Oilcan-an impo9ter.
Boob tickler-the girl who enter
tains her fathers customers.
'Ritz-stuck up.
alarm clock-a chaperon.
Flat tire-the youth who takes his
girl for jitney ride.
Fire alarm-a divorced woman.
'Strike breaker-the young woman
who woes with her friends STEADY
while the best friend has a mad on.
"Eorty- N1ner' Defined.
"Forty-niner-a young man pros
pecting for a rich wife.
apple sauce--flattery
| Dropping the pilot-getting q di-
vorce.
| Hush money-father's allowance.
| Corn sheddcr--a poor dancer
And the entire language is filled
with just such as that" Lieutenant
James said.
| But, to return to Miss Miller's de-
scriptlon of the thrill parties.
"a girl can't be a flat tire, particu-
larly when five men want to slip her
handcuff If we sit around with our
alarm clock always near there's moth
ing left in life.
jazz Is "OiI can"
''Jass is the oil can now. So are
petting parties. A girl gets the same
thrill out of playing boob ticker to the
borish pastimes society has invented
for us.
IAN we get at the clubs and gin
jaunts any more is a lot of static.
"And so we have invented the thrill
party-it's wonderful.
Once l posed as n fire alarm-a
divorced woman, you know. and went
out with a married man. 1t was Just
too thrilling, but I can't tell more.
THE thing got arrested for was
just too sweet.
Went After '"1Ical Kick,
THE five boys who wanted to play
swet daddy to my loving mamma role
rented a dimbox and we set out to get
a real kick.
Il was short of hush money, any
way and was so tired listening to the
apple sauce the corn shedders of my
set handed out that l suggested stag
ing a little -up-just for thrill. |
My boy friends held up three gaso-
line filling stations just to give me a |
kick-it was wonderful"
Miss Miller told Lieutenant James |
''all the girls were doing it now"
'One just can't be bored forever"I
She explained
Police lay much of the juvenile |
crime to the thrill party"
Delinquency Increases.
Judge L. Z. Porteraeld, presiding
over juvenile court here. estimates the
delinquency increase among Kansas
City girls at 80 per cent in the last
year.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23

: 1.-THE snextswar will see hesNtter i'm
potence of the battleship, The nor
NAL procedure of attack from the air
will not be direct The weakest part
of a battleship is its bottom. That is
where it will be attacked. Depth
charge bombs will be released on
either side of the doomed ship, u.
"Condenser system, pipe system,
tanks and all will be wrecked by a
couple of 5000 pound bombs, while a
third bomb will rip the bottom clean
out. 1 should hate to be in the navy
for the next war. N9 *ss|t
Retaliation will form the major
part of future ware until wars are rem
dered so hideous and annihibating
that they will come to an inevitable
stop. ',.-a
1.-The aeroplane of the future will
indeed be at once the most CHASTITY
and sublime machine ever created by
the hand of man." j..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
!FAV0RS GASOLINE TAX
TO BUILD GOOD ROADS

WASHINGTON, Aug. 23-Q. N. s.
Thomas Fl. Macdonald, Chief of the
Bureau of Public Roads Of the Ag-
riculture Department, is in favor of a
Federal tax of one cent gallon on
gasoline to help pay for the building
and upkeep of public roads.
Forty million dollars annually can
be raised for road building and main
tenance by tax of one cent a gallon
on gasoline" he declared. This meth
cd of raising FUNDS has been adopted
in Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Con-
necticut Georgia, Kentucky, Louisi
ana, Maryland, Mississippi, Montana,
New WexicO, North Carolina Oregon,
Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South
Dakota and Washington. OF these
States only Oregon, New Mexico, Colo
RADIO and Kentucky had such a tax
prior to January /, 1921. The tax in
Maryland, Mississippi and South Caro-
lima has been adopted during the pres
ent year, and several other states are
considering such = tax"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
ENGL|SHMAN WOULD
\. BAN LONDON. SMOKE

LONDON, Aug. 23.-London 10 the
dirtiest town in the world, while, ae-
cording to the statement made by
Lord Newton in the House of Lords,
England as u whole bears an unenvl-
able sooty record.
No less than twenty-five tons of
SCOT to the square mile falls every
month in, or on, London, while in
Birmingham the fall amounts to TWEEN
ty-four tons per month.
Lord Newton was speaking in sup
port of a bill that aims at doing away
with smoke nuisances, the banning of
all steam trains within the London
suburbs, establishing central heating
In offices and factories and the run
ming of machinery in factories by cleo
tricity. ag t,a
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
PRISONER HAD ON ONLY
EVIDENCE; BAIL DENIED

CINCINNATI O., Aug. 23.-A Gin
cinnati police sergeant refused to ac-
cept bond the other day for Bunau
Johnson, negro charged with theft
of pair of trousers, because the
prisoner had on the garment in dis
pute.
ut can't be done" the Sergeant
said, when a negro woman appeared
to bail out Johnson, Hes got on the
only evidence in the case, so I can't
let him go out with them on; it's a
cinch | amt going to let him leave
here with 'em off"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23
BY JACK CARBERR.Y.
international News Service Special
Correspondent.

international News Service Special
Correspondent.
KANSAS CITY Mo, Aug. pa
Thrill parties
Police here claim the discovery OF
this latest form of flapper amusement
The revelation, they say, was made
by Miss Marion Miller, fourteen, bob
bed, lisping 'flapperanto." who con
fessed that she and others of "her set
were lust simply on the verge of dis
traction" from boredom until they
discovered this substitute for the
kicks of life" which long since had
faded from the gin jaunts" and pet
ting panties'' of recent months.
The thrill party, Miss Miller eX-
plains from her cell in the county Jail,
is quite common.
Marion Was WOoed.
The bobbed- haired miss is under
charge of being the inspiration for q
cereer of crime engaged in by five
youths who sought to win her heart
If not her hand--by their manditry.
IAN five wanted to slip me hand
cuff" Miss Miller told Lieutenant r.
E. l.. James, in charge of juvenile
crime here,
but to understand the confession
Of the bandit queen one needs a new
dictionary" Lieutenant James says.
81 have discovered the meaning of
part of the new language used by the
flapper," the lieutenant says, revealing
his discovery.
"Handcuff-an engagement ring.
More TRANSACTIONS.
"DimboX---a taXicab.
"Static-cOnversatiOn that means
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-08-23

It am shocked and afraid the
judge said.
Little girls have always gone down
in history and rhyme as sugar and
spice and everything NICE, while the
boys were rats and snails and puppy
dogs tails
but now girls are made of naught-
mess and cosmetics" Judge Porter
field said from the Bench here.
The judge blamed short skirts, gay
mothers and unthinking fathers.
"Mothers of today do not know the
lives their daughters lead--if they did
half of them would be in their
graves" the court said.