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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

MICHAEL I4ABONTEs aged Is. is
held at Central police station as de-
serter from Troop A, Camp Sheridan.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

PETER WOLF, Of Rensselaer, vas
here esterday giving a big city the
once over.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

JUDGE X. m. LANDIS RESIGNS FROM Federal BENCH
Did You
Hear That

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again atteF q pneumonia illness
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iHEhlE are people IN Hammond Tno
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cHAYkEN gets JOB as athletic
director OF local American legion post.
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OF the HAMMOND Country club proposi-
ton.
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oet4A molAei.ns va
see i0tu useiSe 'efno summers VIZ
tnilh OIL next.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

LAWRENCE cox is debat ting aheth
er TO accept a banking proposition or
tered him at EIegewiscr-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

WE'LL, spring is here. Boys were
playing marbles on the Central schoo.
play ground this week
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

THEY are still wondering what new
scheme Druggist Verne Summers will
think of next.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

CLARENCE BATES Is able to We out
again after pneumonia illness.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

|. cHAYkEN gets Job as athletic
director OF local American legion post.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18

THERE are people in Hammond who
even sour the milk OF human kindness.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-02-18
RESPONSE
FOR Girl.
IS HEARTY
Eveleyn Gregory Fund

Total 10 noon saturday vi
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
BUSINESS BRIEFS.

Wanted Second hand medium
sized wood heater-City Garage. 10
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Addressed Parent Teachers.

Miss Stubblef1eld of the Lewis &
Clark high school and Mrs. Reed,
president of the Spokane. parent
teachers association, were speakers
at the Rathdrum paIent-teachers'
meeting 10 the 9Th grade room Tues
day afternoon. They we're accom-
panied by Mrs. Beggs and Mrs Rogers
Of Spokane.
Mrs. Reed told of the closer relation
brought about between parent and
teacher by this work.
Miss Stubblefeld's subject was
what l Want My Girls to Be-" 10
her capacity as girls vocational
director she strives to have every girl
she graduates physically, mentally
and morally fit. Her talk was most
as to results obtained.
Further notice will be given Of the
date of the next meeting.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Personal Mention.

T. D. Trauger was down from
Athol Yesterday.
M-Batteries recharged at Farms
worth's Garage. Is
August and John Fox were here
Monday from Priest River.
John Crenshaw was a visitor from
Garfield, Wash, this week.
P L. Mayhem was over from chico
90 business Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harley e. Finch have
taken charge of the Cowe hotel.
S. B McCheyne has rented the
WlShard house for Office purposes.
a1rFree Battery service; we have the
Philadelphia Batteries. City Garage
-adv 10 20
Mss Dorothy Hoffman is teaching
10 the high school at Deer Lodge,
Mont.
County Sup't r. G. Egbers was in
hathdrum last Friday on his tour of
| lQSnpct inn nf ho cobooI,
Miss Maude Stoddard has
WAGNER apple of 1921. 1t has been
Kept In a cellar and is still sound.
Gee 4. L.. Farnsworth for re. cover
uR Ol your car. All makes of cars
recovered. -Farnsworth Garage. II
" H. Bardwell of Long Beach.
0a''l'' was 10 Rathdrum Monday and
nue'uay' guest at the Miles f
m'0'is nome. He went to Spokane
tuesday to visit other relatives.
w. Flelscher has entered the
''a'ueSS or contractor and builder and
''' carry line of wiring and
s'uOng supplies for the trade. See
'O' estimates. adv.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Reading Circle Meeting.

The Twentieth Century Reading
circle met Wednesday at the home of
Mrs. 0. G. Farnsworth and elected
Mrs. G. l.. Hoffman president to
succeed Mrs. N. II. Taylor, resigned.
The leader of the day was Mrs. 0. r.
Shern; topic, History of Idaho. Some
excellent papers were given: Mrs. JIG.
Harvey, Mission work 10 Idaho; Mrs.
T.. A. Kruger. Indians Of Idaho; Mrs.
r. D. Clumpner, Pioneers of Idaho.
A delicious luncheon was served by
the hostess In honor Of Mrs. N. III
Taylor. 1t was with deep regret the
club ladies said "bon voyage" to Mrs.
Taylor They will miss her winning
WAYS, clever work and executive
ability. but what is our loss is anoth-
er,s gain Mrs. Taylor's abilities will
not be hidden long; we will soon hear
of her abilities in other lines, we
know.
The next meeting will be at the
home of Mrs. Geo. Laird. u.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20

u. w. tanning, in charge of build
ing and repair work for the Milwau-
kee railroad, was here Saturday on
business concerning the cement walks
to be constructed 10 the vicinity of
the depot.
Special Attraction 10 10 Reels: Tep
Nights in Barroon, at The Star,
Saturday, Oct. 81. A story CT a
baby's heart, known the world over.
-ady. Zip
Judge u. ii. Martin of Standpoint
was in Rathdrum yesterday. He is
the only candidate for district judge
residing north of Occur d'Alene. The
district comprises Boundary, Bonner,
Kootenai and Benewah counties.
G. w. Culp is attending the Idaho
grand lodge. l. o. o f., at Pocatelo
this week, as representative of the
RathdrUm lodge. The Spirit Lake
delegates accompanied him over the
Northern Pacific via Butte, leaving
here last Saturday evening.
Frank Langley and L. M. Larson
were over from Occur d 'Alene Tuesday
afternoon. Mr.. Langley, who is
chairman of the democratic county
committee, arranged for George w.
Waters and Lester S. Harrison,
democratic candidates, to speak IN
Rathdrum next Wednesday evening.
Some news matter. coming 10
yesterday for this issue is omitted
owing to lack of time to get it lnto
type.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
CALL FOR BIDS.

The undersigned will receive sealtd
bids for the running of school van
to commence Nov 6, 1922, over the
following route: Beginning at Poir
ier's corner, thence east q miles to
North Pole corner, thence mile
north to Hammers corner, thence 2
miles south to Williams corner,
thence mile east and J mile south
TO School House in Dist. Al; return
beginning at School House in said
Dist, going north l. miles to 4-cor-
ners. thence west mile 10 Schllllng's
corner, thence north mile to Ham
mer's corner, thence south l mile 10
North Pole corner, thence west %
miles to place of beginning.
Bids TO be opened for consideration
Oct 80, 1922. We reserve the right
to reject arg or all bids.
c. V. NETTESHEIM,
Clerk Dist. Al. Address, Athol,
Idaho, r. ]. ~ q
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Halls Catarrh Medicine

Those who are in run down" con-
dition will notice that Catarrh bothers
them much more than when they are
in good health. This fact proves that
while Catarrh is local disease, 1t is
greatly Influenced by constitutional
conditions. HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE Is Tonic and Blood Puri-
fer, and acts through the blood upon
the mucous surfaces of the body, thus
reducing the Inflammation and restor-
ing normal conditions.
All druggists. Circulars free.
f. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Bad Fire at Athol.


Fire wiped out the business section
Of A thol between and 10 o'clock
Thursday morning, causing loss OF
SIS, 200 to $20.O partly covered by
insurance, according to afarmer OF the
locality, who helped fight the flames
and who brought the news to Rath :
drum.
Business places burned were Benin
& Oaks general store, Harry Prit-
chard's drug store, and w. T..
McDaniels' blacksmith shop. The
postoffice was in Benin & Oaks store.
Mail and records were saved. Efforts
of the fire fighters, with the one line
Of hose, saved the Woodmen hall,
situated % the same row OF wooden
buildings.
The fire started from an unknown
cause on the second floor of the drug
store.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Local Paragraphs.

The cooked food sale Melted S26 fol
the ChautauQua fund.
Rain began falling last night, after
several frosty mornings.
ChautauQua opens next Friday
evening. Have you bought your
season ticket?
Only three more Saturdays remain
before the election. Have yon
registered?
The barbecue and sale at Athol
last Saturday was wei, attended.
according to reports.
You haven't forgotten about the
Civic Club and the 18th OF November
have you?-adv.
A l5c lunch will be served to the
members OF the W. R. q. and their
husbands, Saturday, Oct. 81, at u
o'clock.
The Chambers sawmill near
Belmont, idle since last spring, was
dismantled and moved to Spokane on
motor trucks last Saturday.
The Woodmen and Royal Nelghbors
are planning social time for Satur-
day evening, Oct. 2l, after lodge
Games are to be played, the winners
to receive prizes, and light refresh
ments will be served.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20
Twenty Years Ago.
Items taken from Silver Blade files,
oct. II, 1902

roNAbS e"A>Np iiOtA< o'''Ni A''NNS @~'>~'
oct. IL, 1902
The annual report OF County
Superintendent Daniel Van DUZ+r
showed rs school districts a0d ~
school houses ia which 100 teachers
were instructing 1921 children. The
bounds Of Kootenai county reached
from Latah county on the south to
Canada on the north.
Henry Reinigcr, Jr., resigned hls
position as clerk ia M. u. WrlghtS
store to enter the new ha rdware store
established by bis father.
A good average yield OF wheat. oats
and barley was reported 90 Rathdrum
prairie.
d. r. Adams and Miss Ida
Reinhart. were married 10 Spokane,
Oct. 6.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1922-10-20

Real Estate For Sale.-lf you are
in the market for business properly,
an irrigated tract, ranch or nome
n town. don't fail to see my list OF
property for sale before buying.-o.
g. Farnsworth, Rathdrum, Idaho.
43tf
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
USHFEATURES
FINAL DAY FOR
TAXPAYNENTS
Extra Workers Needed to Take
In Money-Big Return Is
49, Expected. ,

Taxpayers nocked to the District
building today and stood in line for
hours with checks and cash, in order
to pay their debts to the municipal
government on the last day OF the
tan period. .
Shortly after the office Of Collector
OF Taxes Chatham Towers opened
today, a lengthy queue. representing
all ages and colors of Washington
citizenry, extended down the right.
hand corridor Of the first floor and
around to the main entrance. Extra
workers were needed to take in the
money.
"Only a certain amount Of money
can go on the books every day., said
Towers, but the public does not
realize this. In about a week well
be getting telephone calls from peo-
pie all over town, who have mailed
in their tax money, but haven't re-
ceived receipts. 1t will take US until
the latter part Of next month to get
all the receipts out for the money
received here up to tomorrow.
THE people who delay our work
are the ones who make mistakes In
their checks. There may be a dis
crepancy of only few cents-too
much or too little-but this must be
rectified before it is recorded. That
sort Of thing wastes time and postage
money"
The District tax office took in more
than $16, ,000,000 for the fiscal year
1920-21, and Towers expects even a
larger return this year. The new
tax program. he said, will cause con-
siderable extra work in his office,
and undoubtedly will be confusing
during its early days.
Checks mailed out tonight in pay
ment of taxes will be accepted as of
May 81, thereby escaping the usual
penalty. Beginning tomorrow, the
penalty will be effective.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
MARYLANDGA
TAX WILL HELP
!. DISTRICT SALES
Levy Effective After Tonnor-
row-Motorists Expected to
Stock Up for Trips.

washington AUTOMOBILES owners
who purchase gasoline In Maryland
after tomorrow win be forced TO pay
the State gas tax of ! cent gallon.
which becomes effective after June J.
Every gasoline distributor who
takes gasoline into the State wili.be
required to make returns to the
comptroller OF all sales and make the
necessary payment to the State'orce
a month. ~. ..
The tax doubtless win be passed on
by wholesalers to retail dealers, and
by them to the consumer, SO that an
Increase of cent a gallon can be
expected almost Immediately. This
means that on account of the Dis
trict Commissioners having failed TO
enter into a reciprocity agreement
with Maryland, hundreds of Wash
ington motorists will load up their
tanks before leaving the District and
thereby save the cent a gallon tax.
The purchaser in Maryland VIII not
be required to make direct return,
since tho tax is paid to the comp
troller of the State by the wholesaler.
The funds derived from the gsso-
line tax in Maryland win be devoted
to reducing the long standing deficit
of more than 81 ,000 900 in the main
tenance fund of the State Roads
Commission, which is expected to be
wiped out entirely by January, i.
1924. On that date a tax of 2 cents
gallon is 10 go into effect to re-
place the present system for licenses.
The dealers In Maryland. near the
District line, will be, forced to pay
the tax out of their profits rather
than raise the price, In the face OF
competition from District stations
near the line, according to the local
offices of the Stancard Oil Company.
which supplies a large number OF
nearby Maryland stations.
Gasoline Is today selling for 25h
cents wholesale IN both the District
and Maryland, the retail price being
27 and 28 cents. Tomorrow the
wholesale price in Maryland viii be
raised to 26h cents to cover the tax.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
NEW BUSINESS REVIEW
SHOWS PROGRESS IN U. S,

Large increases in building CON
strction and increased production
of building materials featured re-
view of the business situation by
the Commerce Department today
The department said that strlk-
ing point in business progress
during April was an increase OF 50
per cent in automobile production;
In some lines Of business, April
production figures did not SHOW
very large advances over the pre-
ceding month. but generally the
outlook is encouraging in most IN
dustrail lines. -,,,
"April was q month Of assimila-
tion and of adjustment Of conditions
for progress in later months, the
department said. THE fact that
prices have been relatively much
more stable in recent months end
that some increases are taking
place in commodities which have
been below the general level indi-
cate improved fundamental condi-
tions."
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
MRS. SUSIE M. PHILLIPS
DIES SUDDENLY At HOME

Suffering from acute gastrltis, Mrs.
Susie NJ. Phillips, thirty-five years
old, 1871 Morse street northeast, died
suddenly early yesterday morning at
her home. When her husband found
that he could not arouse her he called
m a physician, who pronounced her
dead. -ts.
Because several bruises had been
found on the woman's face Coroner
Ramsay hewitt ordered that an au.
topsy be held. Frank Phillips, the
husband, explained that the woman
had met with an accident several
days ago which accounted for the
injuries. The woman was found in
her bed in a rear room.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
WESTERN HIGH ALUMNI
WILL MEET ON FRIDAY

Plans for increasing the facili-
ties and advancing scholarship and
student activities in Western High
School, will be presented at a meet
ing Of the alumni association of
the school Friday.
Blaine Mallan, alumni president,
said congestion of class rooms dur
Ing the past year must be corrected
and steps must be taken to care
for the Increased enrolment for the
fall term.
In addition to a short business
session OF the alumni at 2 p. m.
Friday, plans have been made fol
the entertainment of all the alumni
IN the city beginning at 11:45 a. m.
and continuing through the DAY.
Included in the program are a
reception by the students and fac
ulty; luncheon, with the girl stu
dents as hostesses, ball games, spe-
cial field activities and a get-to-
gether meeting.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
D. c. GIRLS COMPLETE
GUNSToN HALL STUDIES

Three Washington girls. Miss En-
ma Stitt, daughter of the Surgeon
General of the Navy; Miss Marget
Britton Russell, ana Miss Virginia
Lee Garrett, were graduated from
the Gunston Hall School, which neld
commencement exercises at the
school yesterday.
Special certificate winners were:
Cornelia Ensign, of Georgia; Laura
Lee Graves, Of Texas, and Miss Rus-
sell. College preparatory diplomas
were awarded to Anna Montgomery
McCrary, of Virginia, and Lucia Ed
wards Sullivan. of South Carolina
Twelve girls received academic di-
plolmas.
The commencement address was
delivered by DR.. Thomas e. Green. OF
the Red Cross, while Mrs. Beverley
Mason, principal Of the school, pre-
sided. A reception for the gradua-
ting class followed. .-.-s1
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
Fringed Cuffs "Card''
To Reception
For Hoboes 81

Most afternoon receptions
call for superior clothing. jew
elry, chauffeurs, and other lux
uries. There will, however. be
a unique reception in Washing
ton this afternoon at which
none of these things will be in
evidence.
The reception will be a "ho-
bees informal" with James
Fades Howe, millionaire hobo
as the guest of honor. The
badges Of honor will be fringed
cuffs and empty pockets. ~.
The reception will begin at 5
o'clock this afternoon in Typo
graphical Temple. 425 G street
northwest. and continues until
z p. m. The local Of the Ho-
bos' Union will have a large
delegation on hand.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
'DAPPER JOE is INDICTED
= ON q BURGLARY CHARGES

Joseph c. Lauzon, thirty-three
years old, alleged professional "jim.
my" thief, who. the police allege, has
confessed to about 100 different rob.
beries in this city in which he oh
fained loot valued at about 100000,
was indicted by the grand jury today
on four counts for housebreaking
and larceny.
Olive NJ. Kubitz. the alleged com.
panion of Lauzon, was indicted for
receiving stolen goods, 1t being
charged that she received jewelry
valued at S73 belonging to Anne r,
Denham, OF 1894 Monroe street
northwest. knowing that the articles
we're stolen.
The police claim that Mrs. Kubitz
left her husband to join Lauzon and
'raveled about the country with him
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
FIVE INDICTED BY JURY
FOR VIOLATING DRUG ACT

James Vaughn was today indicted
by the grand jury for forgery. II is
alleged that December last he
passed on Norris s. Cooper, colored,
who conducts a stand at No. l2l Gen.
ter Market, a $40 Federal reserve
bank note which had been connected
and pasted together from different
parts of other notes Of minor denon.i-
nations. o..
Violation Of the Harrison anti
narcotic act is charged in indictments
against Everett A. Irwin, Herber:
Scott, Raymond Hitte, llias Ray
mond John Murphy: Josephine VIII.
Jams, alias Josephine jolly. and
Ardie Payne.
Housebreaking and larceny Is
charged against David billiard and
James Coleman; robbery against Nr-
thur Dixon, Otto Hall and William
Harris. Willie Faust is charged
with grand larceny; James F, Ban
ton, assault with dangerous
weapon; George Evans, carnsl knowl.
edge; Charles H. Thomson and
waverly Eskridge, joyriding, and
Michael ]. Moran, alias Micha el
Moronne, violation of the white slave
act.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
PENNSYLVANIA ~" MAY
EXTEND WOODS LEAVE

II Maj. Gen. Leonard Wood gives
assurances to the University OF
Pennsylvania that he will return
from the Philippines and take up
his duties as provost OF the hni'
versity bv January I, the uniVer'
sity trustees probably will grant
the extension of leave OF absence
asked for by General Wood in or
der to complete his work in the
Philippines, Secretary OF war
Weeks said today.
AS four months was the exten-
sion asked for by General Wood, II
is believed that he will be able to
give assurances satisfactory to the
University authorities.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
AUTO TRUCK FALLS DOWN
EMBANKMENT IN PARK

Several negroes were injured yes
terday when an auto truck in which
they were riding tumbled down an
embankment on the Blagden load,
Rock Creek Park. None OF them
was seriously hurt, although the ma
chine caught fire. The operator,
Henry B. Jackson, 2049 Ninth street
northwest, told the police that he
lost control of the truck. r.
Marie Delaney, nineteen years
old, SO / street southwest, suffered
injuries to both legs. .tlyih Fields.
Albert Coleman, Anna Brown, and
several other suffered minor hurts.
jackson was arrested, nnd was
charged with joy-riding.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
Today.

... To-day.
MeetIng-Mt. Vernon Lodge, No. g.
Pythian Temple, 1912 Ninth street north
west, s p. IN.
MeetIng--Lonesome Club; dressmakIns,
millinery, vocational guidance clinic; Will
son Normal School, Eleventh and Har-
ward streets northwest, D. m.
MeetIng--Esperanto Club, sewing and
piano practice, Thomson School, Seventh
and c streets southeast, 8 p. m.
Dancing-Rhythmic Club, lessons for
children. Johnson-Powell School, Lamont
and Hiatt streets northwest, noon.
Meeting--Saranac A. c., Park View
Players, rhythmic for women. Park View
school. warder and Newton streets north
west.
Meeting-women's City Club. demon
stratIon by Chesapeake and Potomac
Telephone Company, ~ Jackson place
northwest, 8 y. m,
Meeting--Rhode Island Citizens As.o-
citation, Sherwood Presbyterian Church,
Euncheon-Lions' Club, willard Hotel.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
What's Doing Today
and Tomorrow

Fourteenth street and Pennsylvania ave-
nue., 1 p. m.
Meeting--Mt. Vernon Lodge, No. g.
Dance-Music Club of the Government
Hotels. Recreation Hall. North Capitol
between b and c streets, 7:30 D. m
Meeting-Massachuse Society, City
Club, 1890 street northwest, 8 d, m,
Meeting--Rotary Club. luncheon, New
wizard Hotel, Fourteenth and Pennsyl-
vania avenue northwest, noon.
Meeting-Lions Club, New willard
Hotel, Fourteenth and Pennsylvania ave.
nue. northwest, noon.
Meeting-Unity Society. lecture by
Vtvh M, January. 500 Homer building,
61I Thirteenth street northwest, 1850
y, m. B..
May Festival-virginia avenue play.
ground, Virginia avenue and Eleventh
street southeast, s;so .. m.
Tomorrow.
services-washington Hebrew ConRre-
CATION, Eighth and II streets northwest.
7:1b .. m.
Dinnsr--Arts Club Of washington.
io17 street northwest. p. m.
The Washington times., 1922-05-31
HEALTH HINTS.

(By H. SAwBONES. NJ D.,
meaning Medical Dumbbell)
Question-what are the argu.
ments in favor of long skirts?
ANNIE.
Answer Less eye-strain aud
fewer traffic accidents.
Question-How can l cure my
nose of being red?-J. b.
Answer-Take up reforming and
it will become blue.
DOCS CHEER PILLS.
g The good cry young. -a
You can't please all OF the peo-
pie all Of the time nor any OF the
people all Of the time. =
Etiquette POinter-A real gentle
man never strikes his wife In pub
Nc. -..
Question-what is the proper
way to eat peasa-FRANK J.
Answer-Each pea should be
squared by slicing off the round
surface. When properly squared
they will not roll off your knife.
Question-Is soup good food.
MADAME X.
Answer-Soup Is not n food. It's
q language. -.r
Question-What is the highest
building I'm America?-HANK r.
Answer-It would be Woolworth
your time to 20 to New York and
find out. -l
,Question-What Is meant by the
law of compensation?-GRACE j.
Answer-It means for everything
that happens there Is a compensat.
, ing feature. Example-Since pro-
hibition the dandelion crop has
tripled.
ouestion-Do you believe in the
saying laugh and grow fat?-
J. z. w.
Answer-A truer one would be
"Quaff and grow fat"
Question-Can you explain the
theory OF relativity?-HI BROW:
Answer-If I could you wouldn't
understand it. So what's the use!
Question-Please print a home
brew recipe.-MR. J. J. s.
Answer-I don't know any, but
here's something that will have the
same effect. Take equal parts OF
cyanide Of potassium and carbolic
acid and stir well. Kiss the wife
gosd-by, call the undertaken, then
drink. PAUL WHITE.