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Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
EPISCOPAL

CHURCH OF THE HOLY CROSS
Washington and tombstone Streets.
Rev. A. w. Hind, Priest in charge.
4th Sunday in Advent
Sunday school 10 a. M; Morning
prayer, IL a. m; Vespers, 4 p. m.
Christmas Eucharist - Sunday
night, Christmas Eve 11.30 p. m.
Hymr-"O come all We faithful.
kyrie, Gloria Tibi. Gratias, Credo,
Sarctus. Benediction and Gloria
In Excelsis ......F. Adams in T
Hymn-Calmn OF the listening ear
of night.
TIE Deum ..Adlum in F
Hymn-While Shepherds watched
their focks by night.
School festival, Friday evening,
7.45. We welcome all who feel like
attending any of our services and
especially the Midnight Mass.
ST. PETERS cHURCH-sunday,
December "a. 7:45. Holy Eucharist;
$3.50. church school: 1920, morning
prayer and sermon. The usual 1880
service at night will be omitted.
First Christmas service 1880 P. M.
midnight Eucharist. Monday,
Christmas morn, 10 A. NJ, Holy
Eucharist and address.
The music for the midnight
Christmas Eucharist will be as fol-
lows: Organ Prelude; Kyrie Eleison,
Tails; Greed, Eyre; anthem, BE
fore the Heavens Were Spread
Abroad" Parker; Sanctus. Gounod;
Benedictus, Eyre; Agnus Del, Eyre;
Gloria in Excelsis, Tours; Carol,
silent Night" Gruber; organ post
lude.
Tuesday, 10 A. NJ, st. Stephen
Holy Eucharist.
Wednesday, 10 A. NJ, ST. John
the Evangelist Holy Eucharist.
Thursday, 10 A. NJ, Holy limo
cents Holy Eucharist.
Thursday, 1880 P. NJ, Christmas
festival of the church school.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
METHODIST
SIMPSON M. e. CHURCH

Rev. Wilbert Westcott, Pastor.
Sunday Services
$50 A. M.-Morning Devotional
meeting led by Mr.. Johnson.
1880 A. Manual Christmas
exercises of the Sabbath school.
The program is furnished by the
Beginners and Primary Depart
ments. The pastor will tel, a
Christmas story to the children. en-
titled "Thistles and Honey Bees"
There will be no session of Sab
bath school.
$50 p. MA special service of
song by choir and congregation.
The pastor will preach his annual
Christmas sermon upon The Vis-
ion of Victory"
Notices
There will be no prayer service
on Wednesday evening.
Tuesday evening the Epworth
League will hold a Christmas party
of a most unique character. Every
one attending is asked to bring a
gift costing lot over ten cents.
Unique refreshments. All young
people invited.
Thursday evening the annual
Christmas ~cantata, entitled Mis-
chievous Santa" Speaking. singing,
and a zeal Santa Claus. There will
be the ditribution Of gifts.
Thursday afternoon at $50 the
annual treat" for the children of
the Cradle Roll, Beginners and
Primary departments.
Sunday, December 81, the pas
tor will preach in the morning. and
IN the evening an oId-fashioned
Watch Night service. Just the
place to close the old and begin
the new year.
DANISH NJ. E. CHURCH-Madi-
son and Jefferson streets. Rev. C. J..
Conrad, pastor.
Sunday morning services at 1890
a. m. Sermon by the pastor, the
subject of which will be I'm the full
ness of time" Sunday school in the
church at IL o'clock noon. Sunday
school in the Mission at 2:30 D. m.
No evening services will be held
Sunday.
Christmas Day at 1880 a.. m. SER
mon by pastor, the subject of which
will be "Ye will find a child" and
nualC Christmas offering for the theo-
logical school in Evanston will also
be received at the morning service.
Tuesday evening at 1880 o'clock
the Sunday School Christmas tree
festival will be held in the church
at which time the children Will en-
terrain. Everyone is invited.
The Epworth League will have it's
annual Christmas tree on Thursday
evening at which time a good pro-
gram will also be had. At this time
Rev. A. M. Trelstad of Brooklyn will
speak.
Saturday evening at 8 o'clock the
Mission Sunday school will have it's
Christmas celebration in the chapel
on Neville and Cornell street. The
children will also present a good
program at this event. T.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
KEYPORT CHURCHES y
TO GIVE LONG PROGRAM

KEYPORT, Dec. 23.-Christmas
programs will be presented in the
local churches all day tomorrow ard
continuing until Wednesday night
when the Sunday school of st. Johns
M. Z. church will present the n
nual Christmas program. The Christ
mas services tomorrow will consist
of special sermons and musical pro-
grams while at 1880 tomorrow eve
ming the midnight service at st.
Mary's Episcopal church will be held
and the following program present.
ed: TRANSFORMATIONS rs; introit
hymn IS; Kyrie Eleison-Halpin;
Gradual-Hymn rs; Gloria and
Gratias Tibi, Halpin; Credo, Halpin;
Holy Night-Hymn SAG; Anthem -
'Sing o Heavens"-B Tours; Sur
sum Cords, Sanctus, benedictus qui
venite - Halpin: Adeste Fidelis -
Hymn ~: Agnus Dei-Halpin: Glor-
ia in Excelsis-Halpin: Nuhc Dimit-
tbs - Tonus Regius; Recessional =
Hymn rs.
AT 9 o'clock Christmas morning
the administration of the Holy Com
munion will take place. The Chill
dren's Christmas service and tree
will be held on Holy I~nnocents' Day
December 9th at 1880 p. m.
At Z o'clock Christmas morning a
special service will be held in Cal
vary NJ. E. church lasting one hour.
The Sunday school orchestra will be
present and play the Christmas car
OILS and the service will be OF in
terest and inspiration.
At 1880 o'clock Christmas night
the Children's service will be held
at the Reformed church and also at
the First Baptist church while on
Tuesday evening the Children's Ser
vice will be held at Calvary M. E.
church and on Wednesday evening
the Sunday school of St Johns NJ.
r. church will present the program.
On Tuesday. Wednesday and
Thursday mornings at 9 O'clock
there will be special services In st.
Mary's Episcopal church.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23

tally defective. Those are the ones
we would save from possible future
lives Of crime by bringing them I'M
der observation at the ~pre-school
age.
1--WE will never check the crirns
wave until we regulate mentally ana
physically those children who
through environment may become
the criminal class of the next gem
Grafton. The present generation
cannot be cured. The next can, be-
Il science knows that hereditv
has little to do with criminal ten
denotes, but environment has"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
PLEASANT PLAINS

Mr.. and Mrs. John Robinson of
Brooklyn have been visiting at
Primes Bay this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Steele of
Orange have been visiting relatives
here.
William List visited in New Jersey
yesterday.
The annual Christmas treat for
the Children's church vas held at st.
Marks yesterday afternoon.
A special Christmas dinner will be
given the inmates of the Mission of
the Immaculate Virgin on Monday,
following the mass. (.
A special musical program will be
given at both services at st. Marks
church tomorrow. The Christmas
tree celebration will he given next
Tuesday night at the church.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
ROOSEVELT CHURCH

ZION GERMAN LUTHERAN
CHURCH-Roosevelt avenue. Car
teret, Rev. Alexander Leonhardt pas
tor. Sunday, December "a, 8 a. m.
Services with sermon and special
music, 2 p. M; Sunday school re-
hearsal for Christmas celebration;
2 p. m. Children's Christmas tree.
Recitation and songs by 81 children
of the Sunday school: Christmas can
tata for four voices and organ by
the choir. accompanied by Rev.
Leonhardi. Address and distribu-
tion of Christmas donations.
Christmas Day at 8 a. M, festival
service and celebration of the Holy
communion, Christmas anthem and
sermon by the pastor, 20 joyful
Blessed Christmas Time"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
Church Services TOMORROW
And Coming Events

CHURCH OF THE HOLY ROS-
AIRY (Italian), Barclay street, Rev.
Colombino Galassi, rector. st. An
thongs devotional every Tuesday at
s p D.. m. Mass at st. Anthony's
church, Port Reading, at s p. m.
Wednesday and Friday. Sunday
masses ut st. Anthony's 6 and $3.50
"a. m Rosary and benediction at
s p. IN.
CURtH OF OUR LADY OF
HUNGARY, Ctrtlandt street. Rev.
! delbe't SroEka, rector. Services
Sunday 8 0 &c ok, sermoa and high
mass: 2 o e4o.k yesr-Js and bece-
diction Ec:ly mss at 8 O'CLOCK
each morning.
ST STEPHENS CHURCH (Po-
lish) State street and Buckingham
avenue, Rev. Joseph Urban, rector.
Services Sunday: Masses z, s. (chil-
dren 0 and 1890 a. M. Sunday
school at $50 p. m.
HOLY TRINITY CHURCH (Slo-
vak), Penn and Neville streets. Rev.
vices: Masses at z, 8, and 1880 a.
me ftoPOio at y ps III. ONAiCOl i'm
dren, 2.15 p. m. Mass s a j.. m. daily.
LUTHERAN
GRACE ENGLISH LUTHERAN
jefferson street, opposite the Public
Library; pastor, Robert Schlotter.
December a. Morning service.
10:30; special sermon and anthem
by the choir. Sunday school. 2:15
to 3. Nc vesper service. Deem
Der 25-Christmas service, s p. m.
Sunday school song service, 1880 p.
m. January 5-Twentieth ami
versary of the congregation.
OUR SAvIOUR'S LUTHERAN,
State street ear Market. Rev. v.
b. Skov and Rev. A. l.. Kreyling,
pastors. Sunday school. Brace ave-
nue., $3.50: Danish service 10 o'clock;
English service IL o'clock; joint ses-
sion Of both, Sunday schools for
rehearsals at State street
at 2 o'clock. Danish service, Brace
avenue, 1880 p. m.
Christmas Day-Joint Danish and
English Christmas service at 1890
a. m. Children's Christmas service
Thursday evening at 1880 p. m.
ST. STEPHENS LUTHERAN
(Danish)-Broad street, near State
street; Rev. Kjaer, pastor. Sunday
school. $3.50 a. M: no morning wor.
ship. Christmas will be observed by
the st. Stephens church, as follows:
Christmas eve service at 4:30 p. m.
with special singing and sermon,
Monday christmas Day., service al
1880 a. M; special singing by the
choir. Wednesday, Christmas tree
for senior young people. Thursday,
Christmas tree for children and par
ents, 1880 p. m. Friday, junior
young peoples Christmas entertain
ment.
OUR REDEEMER'S CHURCH
Rev. A. l.. Kreyling, pastor, Fords
Sunday school at 2 p. m. Re
hearsal for Christmas program. Nc
service Sunday evening on account
of Christmas eve. Christmas service
Monday night at 1870 p. m. Chill
dren's Christmas service Wednesday
night at 1880 p. M; program later.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
SPECIAL MUSIC FOR
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

At the morning service, in the
First Presbyterian church, tonlor-
row morning, the anthem will be
THE Angels Song by Dressler,
with the soprano solos sung by Mrs.
Whitney C. Lesson, of Woodbridge,
and the violin obligato played by
Mrs. Ralph Waterman. At the Of
fertory, Fred C. BRIGGS, will sing ut
Came Upon The Midnight Clear"
followed by silent Night" played on
the violin by Mrs. Ralph Waterman
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23

MATAWAN NJ. E. CHURCH-Rev.
Elijah F. Reed. pastor. Sunday
school at 10 a. M, William Lane sup
e~rintendent. Preaching at II a. m.
topic. THE Glad Acclamation." The
Epwcrth League will hold a candle
light service at 6:45 p. m. ut the
close of this service we will worship
at the Presbyterian church in union
service.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
SPECIAL CHRISTMAS
MASS FOR ST. MARY'S

At st. Mary's Roman Catholic
church there will be a solemn high
mass at midnight tomorrow, with
special Christmas music. Special
privileges have been granted to give
Holy Communion at this mass.
The masses on Christmas day are
s, z, $40, $3.50 and 10:45 o'clock.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
SIMPSON CHURCH TO HAVE
CHRISTMAS EXERCISES

The annual Christmas exercises
will be held by the Simpson M. E.
Sunday school, Sunday morning at
1880. Following is the program: q.
Singing school
Scripture reading, Mrs. G. w. Parisen
Prayer Easto,
Singing ...... Primary Department
Recitation, Greeting
Harriet Overton
Recitation, "A Hope
Lucille Hoskiiigs
Recitation ,.,..... Dorothy Tooker.
hazel Holmes, Robert Crowell
Recitation, "The Christmas Sisna;s"
Robert Crowell, Harry Cotton
Solo Frances Tooker
Recitation His Birthday"
Jane Mortensen
Recitation, 1.-THE Holy Night"
Hazel Lampe, Louise larsen
Recitation, I'm Always Glad"
Dorothy Ernst
Recitation, christmas Bells
Fay johnson. Alice Atkinson
Recitation, 1.-THE Holly Wreath" =.
Marion Seel
Singing ...... Primary Department
Recitation, Empty Stockings"
Ruth Woglom, Milton Rose, Har-
riet Overton.
Recitation, 1.-The Christmas Spirit
Angus Maclachlen
Recitation, THE Christmas Radio"
Thomas Jago
Singing School
Notices
Recitation, Cheerful Giving"
Catherine Jago
Children's story, "Thistles or
Honey Bees" ........... Pastor
s,nojne ............,..... School
Renediction Pastor
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
RESBYTERIA
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
Rev. F. D. Niedermeyer, pastor

FIRST PRESB 4IEFSlAN CdOhOa
Rev. F. D. Niedermeyer, pastor
Regular services on Sunday
morning at 9.45, The various de-
p%artrneIts of the Sunday school.
1880, Morning worship with ser-
mon by the pastor. Subject: THE
Meaning of Xmas" At 4 in the af-
ternocn is the tree lighting service.
On Wednesday at 7.45 p. m, the
m!d-week prayer meeting in the
chapel.
On Sunday. December 81, at 4
D.. m, the choir will sing the sac
red cantata THE Christ Child" by
Howiey.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
r.

at S:s0 and 1880 a. m. Children's
service and Christmas tree at 1880
p. m. December 25-Christmas.
Holy communion and address at
$50 a. m. Festival service, sermon
and Holy communion at 1880 a.. m.
Children's service in Cortland street
chapel at 5 p. m. and in Keaspey
chapel at 5 p. m. December 26-St.
Stephens Day. Holy communion at
$3.50 a. m. Morning service, sermon
and Holy communion at 1880 a.. m.
December 27-St. Johns Day. Eve
ming PRAYER at 3 D. M.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
CONGREGATIONAL

English Pentecostai services at
the Swedish Congregational Church
Gordon street near State street.
Sunday preaching at 8 p. m.
Wednesday prayers at 7.45 D.. m.
Rev. F. D. Drake in charge.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
EVANGELICAL

ST. PAUL'S EVANGELICAL
CHURCH, DR.. Ganss, pastor. Sun
day at 1890 a. m. Prelude-Batiste.
invocation, hymn. Scripture reading.
anthem, The Coming of the King"
Lorenz; prayer, hymn, sermon, Of
fertory-Pattison. hymn, d~oxology,
postlude in d, Harris.
Monday at 1880 a. m. Prelude
Pastorale-Sullivan March of the
Magi-Dubois; anthem, And There
We're Shepherds" f. L. Ashford;
offertory. The Shepherds Song"
,Guilmapt; Observation-Disclosures. . -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE So
GETTY of Sewaren. Services every
Sunday morning in the church build
ing. West venue and Marsh street,
Sewaren. at II a. m. Testimony
meeting Wednesday at 8 p. m.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-12-23
CHRISTMAS At
THE CHURCHES
Special Music and Sermons
Tomorrow and Monday on
Staten Island

TO1TENVILLE. Dec. 2s-Christ-
mas music will be a feature at the
churches on this end Of the island
tomorrow.
At St. Paul's Methodist Episco-
pal Church the choir has prepared
an elaborate program. AT the
morning service at 1890 o'clock the
music will be as follows: Prelude
March of the Magi Kings, Dubois;
professional. Hark the Herald An
gels Sing. Mendelshon; carol, The
Flrst Noel, Old English; Carol, God
. Bless you Merry Gentlemen, Old
English: postiude, Hailaluiah
lorus. In the evening at 1850
5clock the program will include:
prelude, Holy Night, Dudley Buck:
professional. Hark the Herald An
gels carol, Holy Night, continued
chorus; senior. and junior chorus
w1H sing Holy Night with candle
procession; carol, God Bless you
Merry Gentlemen; solo, How Beauti-
SulxOpon the Mountains; carol. We
tnree Kings of the Orient: carol.
Ehe First Noel, Old English.
The choir will sing the cantata,
6etnienem by Maunder, and the
lynn. angels from the Realms of
Giory'" Swart. The soloist will be
MIS- Evelyn Durham, soprano:
Miss Florence Slack, contraitc.
Clayton Christopher, tanor. and
Graham Christopher, bass. Char
les Muller is the organist and choir
director.
Bethel Church
Ihe services tomorrow at Bethel
Methodist Episcopal Church Will
nave special features. Following IS
Inc program for the morning SER
wee: Organ preludes, "Nazarath" Ly
Gouno&, Mrs. Harry B. Frey. or
ganist. Professional, "Hark the
Herald Angels Sing" junior and
senior choirs: anthem, Hail to the
Lord Amounted" senior choir: an
them, The Angels Song" Junior
choir; anthem, I'm the Fields with
tre Flocks," junior and senior
choir; sermon, "A Christmas Mani
festo.' DR.. Oscar L. Joseph; an
them, Come, Ye Thankful People"
senior choir; occasional, 20 Little
Town Of Bethlehem"
At the vesper service at 4 O'clock
ae program will incluce: Organ
prelude. THE Holy Night" by Dud-
icy Buck, Mrs. Frey organist: can
die professional, Junior and senior
cnoirs; cantata, The Story of
christmas" by r.. NJ. Stults, junior
ana senior choirs; sermon, THE
DAY OF Celebration" DR.. joseph. |
recsssionai. Both services viii, be
under the direction of Andrew NJ.
Sprague. The Sunday school Christ
mas entertainment "Foxy San-a."I
VIII be held at the church tonight. |
A midnight service with Holy
communion will be held at the
church of st. Stephen, tomorrow
night. This will follow the singing
OF carols on the street from ii TO
II O'Clock by members of the choir. |
Tne usual services will be held TO-
morrow with communion at 8
o'clock and services at 1890 and
l.46 o'clock. Christmas morning
there will be Holy Communion and
sermon at 1890 a. m. Tuesday
night will be the Sunday school fes- |
tival at the church.
Special music will be given at |
both morning and evening service |
at the South Baptist Church to-
morrow. The Christmas festival uf
the Sunday school will be held |
Tuesday night at the church with a
program by the children.
Their Will be special music at
the Church of Our Lady Help of
Chrt'tians tomorrow morning and
q Christmas mass at midnight.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-12-05
SYMBOL OF RUSSIAN TRAGEDY
The Boureeoica, Popular Invention,
Shows to What Depths the People
Have Sesn Reduced.

4 hourgeo:ca is q small sheet iron
stove writes Eleanor Franklin EGan in
the Saturday Evening Post. Or il may
be only a 3-gallon gasoline can with
q little door at one end and 4 hole in
the top TO lei out the smoke. IT i an
institution inaSoviet Russia ana i> an
Invention Of the kind Of which neceS-
sity is the mother.
In the comlnuniStic hahitationS OF
the ruined and homeless bouv%eui>le 1t
takes the place of both heating ar
r;.ngelnentS and the kitchen range.
Nearly everybody makes his oNn hour
gpnica out OF whatever materials ne
may he able - come hy. ami in social
circles il provides 4 topic Of conNeTSa-
ton Of never-endins interest. Their
habits and the various methods en-
ploEed to regulate them are matters OF
primary Importance.
lis name. bestowed upon it III iron
ical ipriSion. denotes its relationship
to lie general scheme OF things. II
burns nothing but tiny bits OF wood
and is therefore very economical. cut
when it is first set g"in@ i; smokes
con ID, l,"ably. with the result that prar-
tically every bourgeois hoAe III Ru>Sia
-s,:ch as i, iS-SlnelS as though lis
nue.: were badly out OF order.
Il is capable Of bringing the average
win:er temperature in ia!r->iZed
roo,n up IL zero. or maybe To 10 de-
sraes above, and this is as much con-
fort as the hourSroiSie are expected |"
recuire. This sounds like al eA@s-
ser:tion, hut it IS not. Ii would be I'M
possible to eNagSerate any phase ot
the tragedy that has heiailen Russia.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-12-05
FORCED TO GIVE UP HAREMS
Financial Necessity Really the Mother
of Any Turkish Reform in
That Direction.

The word "harem," for all its rich
connoiation, is now simply the name
for he women'S quarters in the TURK
ish home. Poverty in the palaces ana
out of them is more responsible thah
western ideals for the changed condl-
ton there.
Education and the world movement
for broadening the freedom of women
have. of course, had their influence.
The French novel also put window OF
q kind in the Turkish harem. and
many Turkish men are vigorously pro-
testing the notions of freedom which
they have put into the heads Of the
women.
BIT necessity. rising out OF the long,
pro,racted wars. is the real mother
of freedom for Turkish women. The
Turkish Golfers. beth public and pri-
vate. are too depleted to permit the
extensive establishments of the Old
DAYS. Men are no longer able to man.
tain women in idleneSs. and war. with
irS demands on man power, has made
woman labor an actual necessity
Bessie Beatty in the Century MaSa-
zine.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-12-05
ALASKA HAS MORE WOMEN
Sex Ratio Is Gradually Being Equal
lied in the Far Northwest Pos
session Of America.

Whether modern girls are becoming
more adventurous or Alaska more
tame. statistics recently published by
the Eugenics Research association in
dicate that our northern territory is
becoming less nomadic land of single
cuSSedneSS and settling down more to
starting the home fires burning. There
has been continually approaching
balance in the number of males to 100
females. In the total population this
ratio has moved as follows: In 1900,
25S.9: in 1910. 247.9: in 1920. 1853.
"Industrially. eugenically and So
cially, the great need Of the territory
is settlers who Move into the region
with their families" says the report,
according to the Syracuse Herald.
perhaps the distribution of age
groups with sex ratios indicates APP
preaching stabilization of population.
In 1920 the sex ratios by age groups
were: Forty and more years Of age,
304.5 males to 100 females; twenty
to thirty-nine years of age. I'LL males
to 100 females: under twenty years OF
age, 1907 males to 100 females"
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-12-05
Mrs. J. L. Feagle, See.
Costly Bird-Bocks.


A London bookseller reports that
many of the standard works on birds
are conspicuous for their high prices.
Thus q copy of "Lilford's Birds of the
British Isles with Thorburn's plates.
is listed at f75. a complete copy OF
the "Ibis'' runs to f130, and the "Cata-
logue of Birds in the British Museum"
to 954. Beebe's Monograph of the
Pheasants, stands at $50, and Eiliots
monograph of the same order at ESQ.
If you want DresSer's Birds OF Eu-
rope today ,yoh must pay f9o, and
for Gould's ~Birds Of Europe" t1oo.
Gould's Birds of Australia can be
obtained for 1885, and his "Mono-
graph of the Hummiag Bird for Els.
The climax is reached by the "Orni-
biological photography Relating to
American Birds" that appears in the
list at fS75. and by Audubon,s Birds
of America" which demands a shelf
as larse as an ordinary dining table
for each of its gigantic volumes. and
is priced at $500. Thus the would-he
possessor of the eleven works named
above must be prepared for an ex-
penditure of s.. 424.
The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1922-12-05
MANY ARE ABSEnT-MINnED
Great Numbers of People Just as
Aberrant as the famous Professor
OF the jokesmiths.

T." ,4h>cn: >in,!rd professor. favor
ite - tEa !: ,no-.srS. is familiar to
us i, .:;S =, 1n"e miSadyvn:UreS. his
tn: : :!,o .,oal holes. his iocomo-
tiNy { Ii ,:.,..> a> i9 walks with one
fo't - ;c liter. his use OF his cane
70: a. u,..hi, IA and 50 on-ail these
ar I.e raw material OF the joke
smiths. observes the New York Trib-
une
Eut real people. however absent
minded we are told. are never so
aherran; NJ? What shall he said.
then NJ Charles Krudak Of Port Ken
nedy. i'a.. who the Other day took his
baby girl on Il "Trip 10 Philadelphia,
ard when lie GOT off the return train
left her aboard? How could he for
get? The child vas obviously rot Co.
Ing her vocal duty.
Without stopping 10 explore pos
Sible connection heIween Mr.. kru-
dak'> experience ana the fact that he
had just been to Philadelphia. let Us
consider the case Of Raymond Beat
ley. recently reported from Omaha.
This gentleman was TO be married
the other day. To guard againS; his
weakness he kept saving. "WeIdin@.
wedding" to himself as lie prepared
for the ceremony. But setting out fer
Che church he came 10 another church
where d wedding was in progress
Mechanically ne turned in. took his
place among the guests. waited
through the ceremony, congratulated
the happy couple and then returned
home. 1t is pleasant to read thar his
bride. a young woman Of firm ch;lrac
ter, instead of fainting. presently ar
rived With minister. and second
marriage occurred.
The abSent-minded professor Of
fiction surely has his rivals in real
life.