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The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
HAD TO HAVE CONSERVATORY
Most Parents of Six MarriageabIe Daughters Will Sympathize With
 This Home Seeker.

Charles NJ. Schwab said at a recep- tiOn in New York:
 ''The world is hankering after dis armament and universal peace as the househunter hankered after a conserv- atOry.
 "A hOusehunter was looking for a cheap, smallish house with large con- servatory. The agent showed him a number of houses, but as they all lacked conservatories the hunter turned them down. Finally the agent said in a disgusted tone:
 "'Of course I thought your conserv- atOry idea was just Whim. A cheap nineroOm house with conservatory Why man, it ain't to be found Whats the reason you're so crazy after con servatory, anyhow?
 "'Well, confidentially,' said the househunter. its like this. Wife and I have got six daughters, and all six have had young fellows kind of spark in round 'em for long. long time; so what we need, you see, is a conserva- tory. The girls want somewhere to do the ripenin' off in.'
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Representative of New York Is the case of Chas. E. Van Colts family, re- siding at 129 Fourth Ave, Albany. He says: livery member of our family is enthusiastic over Tanlac. It's certainly medicine for all the family"
 From far-away Canada comes this message: My little girl, my son and myself are all enjoying splendid health now and Tanlac brought it all about" Mrs. Bert Hewer, 193 East Avenue, Toronto, Ontario.
 We call Tanlac The Family Medi- cine here in our Virginia home, be- cause it restored my mother and sister to perfect health, just the same as 1t has done me-" is the enthusiastic statement of Mrs. J. F. Robertson, Danville, Va.
 And on through the list, men, women and children from every state in the Union and every province of Canada unhesitatingly come forward and tell in words ringing with sincerity of the wonderful benefits of health and hap piness that Tanlac has brought into their homes that were formerly dark ened by the gloom of sickness, suffer ing and despair.
 And should yours be one of those homes where any member of the fam fly is thin, run down and weakened from loss of appetite, caused by indi- gestion and stomach troubles. you have door tho that will no doubt bring the sunshine of vigor ous health back into their lives and yours, just as it has done in so many thousands of other cases. Do not de- lay. Get a bottle of Tanlac from your druggist today.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

INDIANAPOLIS otherwise | quiet community is quite excited Just now over ventures of Isaiah Moore, thirty-two, choir singer, church work CT, and man of many wives and many aliases, who is held in jail here on charges of bigamy and embezzlement. It looks as if we had a champion in our midst. Moore was taken in GUS tody in Minneapolis as the result of complaint made by his last wife, who was Miss Harriet Evans. He was on the eve of marrying Min ueapolis girl.
 Mo:re 6 said by police to have ad-
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Georges Future Home.

She was one of the richest widows in Washington and owned a magnifi- cent home. Therefore the marine considered himself very fortunate when he won her heart.
 They sat side by side in the Hostess house at QuanticO, while the leather of the latest waltz.
 Finally she murmured: George, dear, will I always have as fine a home as I've got nOw?"
 George looked worried. Why, you ain't thinkin' of mOvin', are yOuT be aSked.-The Leatherneck.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Important to Mothers
Neutral.

A prisoner in court was asked the usual question-"Guilty or not guilty?'' Yes" responded the man at the bar.
 Whats that?" asked the judge. T was asked whether I was guilty or not guilty, and of course I am! Of the two conditions l could not well escape both"
 But which are you?'
 ''Oh, go on, judge What's the jury fOr?"
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

live at OcracOke. Those who do not live in the little town are members of the families of coast guardsmen who patrol the coast.
 As there are no railroads, motor cars, street cars or theaters where motion pictures are shown, many of the inhabitants at Ocracoke have never seen any of these things.
 Every person on Ocracoke island is Methodist in religion. Ocracoke is one of the oldest settlements in America. The people are believed by many historians to be descendants of the Lost Colony" of Sir Walter Raleigh.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

of Miss Emeline Kwackernaak, a to face charges of driving an auto mobile while intoxicated and illegally transporting liquor. The Kalamazoo charges grew out of a midnight joy member of the party, had already been fined $50 and costs of $14.30.
 Ethel Clemens, eighteen-year-old CO., ed, told of the wild midnight ride with Dodge at the wheel.
 Then Detroit put in another claim for Young Dodge, charging him with illegally parking his car in front of theater.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Not a DebatabIe Point

The Woman was calling on her next door neighbor. and while seated in the living room the front doorbell gave a sharp ring. AS 1t happened to be the maids day out, the small daughter of the house answered the ring.
 A penetrating voice reached u from the open door: 'Is your mother en- gagedf"
 Mary Ellen's shrill treble was a mingling of astOnishment and indig- nation. "My mother engaged! No. ma'am; she's been married for years.'
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
A Distinct Benefit.

1.-The world conference will result in many benefits" remarked the observer
 True" rejoined Senator Sorghum 'and one of the most important of them lies in the fact that number of gentlemen from abroad were de- tained long enough to get actual in- formation before going home and writ ing their impressions of America"
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin

When red, rough and itching, by hot baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cudcura Ointment. Also make use now and then of that exquisitely scented dusting powder, Cuticura Talcum. one of the indispensable Cuticura Toilet TriO.-AdvertiSemen
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Poor Human Nature.

"Is Penfield's novel of a small town any gOod?"
 Tt must be. The characters are so true to life that the originals don't rec ognize themselves. Judge
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Somehow, tine average man doesn't feel called upon to worry over the loss of his neighbOrs money
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Marriage may be failure in some cases, but with the advent of twins it becomes q bowling success.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Explained at Last.

Elsie-Why does clock start all over again when it gets to twelve?
 BObby-'Cause thirteen's an unlucky number, I s'pOSe."
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

THE SOUTHERN FARM COONHOUND KENNELS, Selmer, Tenn. The Oldest and Largest Institution of it's kind in the world with thousands of pleased customers all over America. are offering Coonhounds. Cathounds Combination Fur Hunters, squirrel and rabbit will gladly ship on free trial before you buy Large new catalogue. profusely illustrated. describing all classes and ages with full information, will be sent any address on receipt of 25c- This catalogue was printed at considerable expense. and we cannot send any free copies
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
One Man Not Henpeckcd.

Docs your husband ever take your advice?" ] "Only as joke" i
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Lots of men go short on fiction be- cause it is stranger than truth.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Thoughts of what might have been are an injustice to today.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Almost any pretty girl will bring out the stiffness in mans nature.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Everybody sentimentaliZes over the dear old farm except those who have to work on it.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Don't kiss your sister before another girl. Kiss the other girl first.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

A noisy argument draws disputants as cuStard pie draws flies.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Mans Troubles.

Audley-'Every man has his trou- ples." Bass-'Yes; and most of them wear skirts"
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

NGLNG with abundant energy appetites hearty nerves
 strong and steady and their faces radiant with the glow of perfect health entire family of Louis Gngras Har rison Ave- Providence R. L. eloquent tribute to the eve know
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21

Though the ostrich is no gambler he has tips on many races.
The Holbrook news., 1922-04-21
Really New.

Agent-"Tve got device here for getting energy out of the sun." Mir. Jones-"Herei Give me one for mine."
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Shaft Opens Layer
of Gold Producing
Sands and Gravel
Special to The Tribune.

Special TO The Trlbune.
Libby, Sept. 23.-During the past
two weeks an S6-foot shaft has been
sunk at the Laery's gold and platinum
placer mines in West Fisher, but as yet
they have not reached bedrock. Prac-
tically all the way down the gravel was
found rich in gold and black sand.
This is said to be one of the largest
propositions in the country, and Mr..
Miller, mining engineer, has recently
installed an assay laboratory at the
camp and is giving the mineral depos-
it's of this section careful examination.
w. 8. A. Douglas, head of the COM
pany, and his associates are planning
on going ahead with development.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
FORMAL DEDICATION
Of NEW REST ROOM
SCHEDULED TUESDAY
Society of Sons and Daughters
of Montana Pioneers Plan
Program.

Helena, Sept. 23.-(By the Associa-
ted Press.)-The new cabin and rest
room of the Society of Montana Pho
neers, just erected at the state fair
grounds, will be dedicated Tuesday aft
ernoon at 1870 o'clock according to
announcement by Miss Lottie Rumsey,
secretary Of the Society of Sons and
Daughters of Montana Pioneers.
Construction of the new cabin, which
replaces that burned by lightning two
months ago, was made possible by Will
lam Clark of Butte. The committee
in charge of the construction has con-
sisted of Charles Waterman of Boze-
man, president of the Society of Sons
and Daughters of Montana Pioneers;
Miss Rumsey and Mrs. B. NJ. Whit
comb of Helena.
Speakers at the dedicatory exercises
will be Governor Dixon, John Shober,
of Helena; William Coleman, of Deer
Lodge, president Of the Society of Mon
tana Pioneers; Edward Horsky, of Hell
ena, and w. A. Clark, of Butte.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Ferry Boat Resumes
on Missouri River;
Legal Tangle Ended
Snecial TO The Tribune

SprCldl W hC IDhhts
Glasgow, Sept. 23.-Ferry boat serv-
ice across the Missouri river at Lismas
was resumed Friday. After considera-
BILE delay and legal difficulties, the
Valley county ferry, 'Invincible," has
resumed operations. United States
Boat Inspectors George Knapp and
James Kay of Dubuque. Iowa, inspect
ed the ferry and passed it for service.
Until a year ago, Frank Martin OPP
Grated a cable ferry at Lismas. Nj
merous complaints of unsatisfactory
service were followed by the state tax
ing action in the district court to can
eel Martins franchise. Judge Borton
granted a temporary injunction against
Martin until a hearing could be held
and this order was later dissolved by
Judge Pomeroy of K~alispell.
A second hearing held about a month
ago before Judge Conner, brought forth
evidence which the court held was suf-
ficient to warrant a permanent in
junction against Martin. Jake Daum
and f. Richter now have charge of the
boat.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Car Shortage Holds
Up Stock Shipments;
Coal Cars in Need
Special to The Tribune.

up ~
Roundup. Sept. 23.-Effects of the
recent strike are very noticeable here,
the shortage of cars standing out as the
disturbing element of the present mar
ket season. Farmers and stockmen
are in urgent need for marketing
equipment and losses are impending I'M
less cars are supplied within a rea-
sonable time.
Cattle shipments have been delayed
this season, only a few having been
made up to the present time. Eleven
cars were loaded out last week by the
Flatwillow company, four by O.. Green
and five by III. T. Clement, leaving Or
ders for % cars untitled.
Coal mines are also feeling the
dearth in cars which have been work
ing at full capacity since the end of
the coal strike. There is a great need
of equipment to handle the large coal
production. W. f. Davies, local pas
senger agent, said the Milwaukee rail
way, like other roads, has taken steps
to meet the demand for cars.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Spokane Girl WEEDS
Toole County Man
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Shelby, Sept. 23.-Warren E. Lepper
of Shelby and Miss Maryan Bowling,
youngest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. J.
Bowling of Spokane, were married at
the Catholic church in Spokane We'd
nesday morning. They arrived at Shell
by Thursday, and will make their home
here.
Mr.. Lepper is foreman of the Shelby
Promoter. and has been in business
with his brother-in-law, c. G.. Bishop,
for several years. Mrs. Lepper also
is well known in this community, having
visited at Cut Bank and also with Mrs,
G.. G. Bishop here last ummer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Baptists to Convene
For Annual Day
Session in Roundup
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Roundup, Sept. 22.-The sixth an
nual meeting of the Musselshel Bap-
fist association will be held in Round
up next Tuesday and Wednesday. This
association includes the Baptist
churches on the Milwaukee railroad
from Lewistown east to the Dakota
line.
The first session will be at 7:3c
o'clock Tuesday evening, while the day
sessions will be devoted to business
conferences on methods of church
work.
The evening programs will consist
of inspirational addresses. A com.
plete program has been arranged and
several prominent speakers are SEIZED.
uled to take part in the convention.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Reception Is Given
for School Teachers

Special to The Tribune.
Havre. Sept. 23.-Friday evening
the annual reception for the teachers
of the grade and high schools of Havre
was held in the junior high school au-
ditorium under the auspices Of the
Havre Women's club.
Mrs. II. Withycombe was chairman
Of the committee which made all ar
rangements for the affair including the
following program:
Selection, high school orchestra;
saxophone solo. Ruth Shepherd; vocal
duet. Mrs. Henry Schwartz and Mrs.
f. D. White; piano solo, Lillian Bos-
suot: violin solo, Joe Moore; solo, Mrs.
d. J. D%elahoyde; clarinet solo, Virginia
Olsen; trombone solo, Alice Weber;
solo, Gladys Spooner; selection, high
school orchestra.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Club Formed
BY Chinook Students
to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Chinook. Sept. ga radio club has
been organized this week in the high
school. starting with an initial mem
bership of IA. Arlyn Evey was elected
president. Robert LehfeIdt. secretary
and treasurer, and Alvin Rasmussen,
chief engineer. Some of the members
have already constructed receiving sets
and all are enthusiastic over plans for
their Monday night meetings this yer.
Quebec is one of the worlds great
centers in the manufacture of paper
and pulp.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Club Names Mining
on List;
Plan Benefit Dance
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Libby, Sept. 23.-At the last Com
mercial club meeting it vas decided to
add a mining committee to the regular
committees of the club. This commit
tee will be composed of three men. and
will be appointed by President WEIGH.
1t was also decided at this meeting
to give a benefit dance on election
night to raise funds for the purchase
of a pulmotor.
B. q. Snowdon rendered his resigna-
ton as chairman Of the entertainment
committee and M. d. Rowland was ap-
pointed to succeed him.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Roundup Has Radio
Set Installed for
Evening Programs
Snecial to the Tribune.

Special to the Tribune.
Roundup, Sept. 23.-Roundup Is now
connected with the world by wireless!
A wireless receiving plant, or radio
phone, has been installed by the Helm
rich Music and Furniture house. The
set has been in operation this week;
at different times, the tones of musical
INSTRUMENTS and the infection of the
human voice being surprisingly clear.
The aerial was erected on top of the
Pappas & Loucas building and the on
~nection made in the basement of the
Heinrich store of the same establish
ment.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
OPENS FARGO CREAMERY

Special to The Tribune.
Williston. n. d., Sept. 23.-William
G.. Engel, for two years proprietor of
the Home dairy. is about to move to
Fargo TO enter the creamery business
on a larger scale. He has leased a
building in the Gateway City and will
ship his equipment.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
Rotary Club Elects
Three New Members
Special to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Havre, Sept. 23.-At the regular
meeting of the Havre Rotary club held
Thursday three new members were ad-
mitted.
J. W. Anderson, owner of the An
derson vulcanizing shop; j. G. Peder-
son. of the Pioneer Meat Market, and
L. r. Sherwood, superintendent of the
city schools, are the new members.
George Morgan was chairman of the
meeting and the educational work and
responsibilities of the Rotary were the
subjects of discussion.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24

ident; Milton Fraser, vice president;
Annabel Mackenzie, secretary, and Al
win Lucke, treasurer.
The board of sponsors, which is
elected by the students from the fac
ulty each year, is made up of Miss
Mary Stranahan, instructor in English;
Robert Julian, principal, and Robert
Kilbourne, head of the agricultural
work.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24

Fisher to secure a divorce on the
ground of desertion. The parties were
married at Chicago In 1908.
Harriet Durnen has instituted Di-
vorce proceedings against Thomas f.
Durnen to secure an absolute decree
on the grounds Of nonsupport and in
temperance. The parties were married
here in 1905.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
HUNTER LOSES EYESIGHT
WHEN SHOTS GO WILD
| to The Tribune.

Special to The Tribune.
Livingston, Sept. 23.-Clarence Mil
Ter of this city will lose his eyesight
as n result of an accident while duck
hunting, physicians said Friday. The
accident occurred at Red Rock lake
near Yellowstone park, where Miller
was hunting with a friend. Several
shots from a volley fired by the
hunters friend entered Miller's eyes.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-09-24
SENIORS ELECT OFFICERS

Special to The Tribune.
Havre, Sept. 23.-At a meeting OF
the members Of the senior class of the
Havre high school officers for the year
were elected.
Chester Lawson was chosen as pres
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03
Blind and Deaf,
She Plays Piano

afterward fitting the parts together
She does weaving and more remark
able ye;. she makes 'tatting" that is
even more perfect han that of the
average person with sight and hear
ing The other day she wrote story
for an Olathe newspaper on the type
writer. And she writes her own bank
checks.
While Miss Martin was completing
i'm five years a course ut the Kansas
State School for the Deaf. in OlaJhe,
that usually lakes deaf but sighted
persons eight or nine years to finish.
she found time TO learn 10 cook and
do much homework. She hakeS angel
food cakes and pastries as well rs
cooks all The staples. The last five
years she has bad a teacher for only
one hour Il day. since there IS no state
institution in Kansas fer persons with
neither sight nor hearing
While on visit in Lincoln, Neb.
her birthplace. recently. she talked foI
an hour with Helen Keller with d
great deal Of pleasure.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03

Find man whose words paint YOU
likeness, you have found man
worth something; mark his manner ~
doing it, as very characteristic Of MIN.
In the first place, he could not have
dlscemed the object at all or seea the
vital type of it. unless he had, what
we may call. Sympathzcd with it
had sympathy in him 10 bestow on OBJ
jects. 1t is his faculty, the man of
a business faculty, that ne discern the
true likeness, not the false, superficial
one, of the thing lac haS got 70 work
in. And how much OF mortality is in
the kind of insight we get of anything
the eye seeing in all things what il
brought with it the faculty OF seeing {"
Carlyle.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03
Flag Sunk in Battle
in Berlin Museum

Berlin.-The flag of the Ger
man cruiser Scharnhorst, Which
was sunk in the battle Of FaIk-
land, has reached the Berlin Ma
val museum after a romantic
journey. The captain of a Bra
lillian coasting vessel found the
body of a German sailor washed
ashore on the southeastern coast
of Brazil dashed 10 a sen chest
containing the flag. A German
resident, hearing of this, bought
the flag and offered it TO the
Navy department on condition
that he be reimbursed for his
outlay.
But funds were lacking until
recently. when a private coIiec-
tion furnished the means 10 ac-
quire the flag. which is now on
exhibition alongside the model
of the cruiser GneiSenau, like
wise sunk ia the same battle,
and other memeutos OF Ter
mauy's naval past.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03
BUYS Own Coffin.

Spokane, Wash.-With the Fremont
ton that he had only a few more days
to live, Fred W. Miller, am aged and
well-to-do cahinetmaKer OF lliIlyard,
purchased a coffin for himself that had
caught his eye a year before aud bar
gained and paid cash for all funeral
expenses. including the emhalmins of
his own body He died next day.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03
Bear Cub Born in Park Eco.

Chisholm. Minn.-The Chisholm
park 700 has a ne}- arrival a bear cab,
born at the park according To super
intendent Phillips. few cubs born in
captivity live long. Several years ago
bear cub was horn mt the park, hut
was killed by the male bears. This
time the cub was discovered in time to
be lassoed and taken out of the bear
pen. 1t is being raised on a bottle.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03
Then Dad Said!

Mr.. Brown had get into the habit of
citing his cigar after dinner puff
Il at 81 for a while, ana then laying
dawn On the ash tray. Later he
sotld relight it and finish IS smoke.
)ften tAree or four cigar-ends would
{ "a tho tray at once.
one day his little boy, sitting near,
atc1ed his dad light one of the small
nas. aDd said:
'FEow 10 YOU like that one, dadY
~rhas, my boy, is a very, very good
lrar blowing long putfs into the
il.
sffhousht you'd like it. dad; found
iii tie gutter outside"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-03

Init see that women have
tie complexion of politics."
ITS still spotty.
a-Ierald.