The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1922-06-17

NTOSEY was invited out to swell
" house at the home of swell
u family to eat swell iced. lie
sat down at the table which looked
beautiful in every respect. AS Nosey
fingered the beautiful silver at his
plate. he was amazed TO see the names
thar appeared on the knives and forks
and spoons. AS he looked farther he
noted almost every prominent hotel
in the city and many names showed
that the people had travelled much.
Then, Nosey's keen eye noted That
III. monograms on the dishes indicated
that many hotels thought well OF the
people as they had given them a
plentiful supply OF dishes. After the
meal, Nosey smoked some OF the
cigarettes that bore the mark OF a
Canadian Hotel Nosey smiled know
ingly and wondered if the rich food
had been. donated" in the same
manner as the silver and dishes.
Some people make travelling
business that pays.
y NE simply must show themselves
- sion TO ask a dappsr young man
for a cigarette The gentleman pro
duced a rather odd cigarette case,
which looked like the handicraft OF
the Japanese. The style-plus young
man explained that the case had been
specially imported from France for
him at great expense. Nosey almost
fell for the Young mans sincere coun
IaAaar.d 10
through one of the large loop drug
stores the next day and saw that the
specially imported" cigarette case
cost the stylish young man only
twenty cents. Nosey hopes Tor
the young mans sake that too many
OF his friends do not visit that store
as his elaborate tai will then have
to be changed.
GONE women hide their age we'll.
y Nosey saw two young men plan
and execute an attack on two
apparently beautiful young girls.
The young men thought that they had
picked up" two fappers. The ladies
looked like they were just going TO a
happer dance, The "mashers" were
delighted until three young rlen,
almost the age Of the Washers" came
up and addressed the "fapers" as
mother Then the men looked at the
"happers" again and saw how the
lines had been covered up in their
face and saw the trace of beladon7
in their eyes. After the young men
were introduced to the sons OF the
"happers" they beat a hasty retreat,
giving full and due credit to the work
OF beauty specialists, who could make
the old ones look like the young ones
so we'll
T. VERY one should find out to
whom they are speaking before
they start talking Nosey called
a young matron the other day 10 get
some information. As soon as she
heard Noseys voice on the wire, she
began in the most endearing terms to
talk about the incidents Of the night
before. Nosey knew that she did
not think it her husband, as she called
Nosey by the name of the young man
with whom she had been seen much
When Noscy finally told her that he
wanted to speak to her husband, she
was duly speeches.. Her lame ex-
cuses were so weak that Nosey was
forced to laugh Never fear that she
will do the same thing again. Once
is enough.
TOU must never pick at threads
Y on lady's dress Nosey over
heard a little happer telling her
friend over the phone what happened
10 her while walking in the park with
her nervous tiance. He had picked a
thread off her waist and absent-minded
wrapped it around his finger. He
kept wrapping while talking, neither
paying any attention to what was
happening When she came in from
the walk and started to retire, she
observed that one of her articles OF
apparel was missing, as this garment
was well-seoured and impossible to
have been lost, 1t was only when she
was talking the next day with her
fiance that she knew what had hap
pened. He had in his nervousness
completely unwound the drop-stitched
garment walking along. He could not
account either for the ball of silk that
he had found in his pocket Lovers
and others are warned not to pull
at strings or threads on ladies clothes
Who can tell what might mappen.
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