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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29
The Office Cat
BY suNrus
VACATION TIME


Ny motor car my motor car.
Il takes me near. II takes me far.
II takes me 10 the crystal lake.
Aud with AK In hand hew stake,
To pitch my tent on shady shore.
To rest and fish, and eat some
more.
Two weeks before we strike this
spot
with frying pan and coffee pot.
lay awake. and dream Of fish.
until my brain Is in a swish,
And how I long to hear again,
Thcisiszlins in the frying pan
Our motor car. u takes us there.
With camp all set we breathe the
ANA smell the fumes Of curling
smoke.
From fire Of wood. and not Of coke.
And now We surely have our wish.
For hore we sec the frying fish.
We en-, and sleep, and stroll about,
Then when the sunlight is faded
out.
And drops behind the western shore.
We take the cot. and sleep. and
snore.
And then the skecter. with his will
Is getting ready to use his bill.
This frying pan and motor car.
They cost me dear, with mind ajar.
nut what care for pnfrey cent.
With gas burned out. and tenders
bent.
have had my hearts best wish,
And filled the. frying pan with fish,
We spend four millions yearly for
fun and still some people never seem
to have-any.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29
NEW TODAY

LOST-pin with small opal Return
to Miss Lottio Fisher, city hall
Reward 90
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29

FOR SAl.E--Rco touring. new rub
bcr Al shape, n bargain. Inquire
T.. Il banners garage. VIII take In
Ford ~ first payment, $3.50"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29

WANTED Cook on ranch. five mon,
loN III, klamath Falls so-3l'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29

ROOM FOR RENT---ln private fam.
lily. 7ia jefferson ST, Phone 3Sd
2g-3l'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29

ORDER Wear Proof guaranteed
hosiery plenty large. We do not
specialize IN dcformcd toes Mrs.
Jack Frost, SIS y, 9TH. st. 9a.3l~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29
DOlNCs OF THE DUFFS

j. l.. FROST. 29-3l
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-08-29

FOR RENT--.To gentleman, sleeping
room In private home. furnace
heat. hot water continuously, tolc.
phone. tS1 y. ard. 2N-3ie
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particularly to the tricorn in its sew
eral developments.
A group of five handsome models
gives a hint OF the varied types OF
lurbans that have been successful. De
signers have everything at hand to
make brilliant, and even gorgeous, bits
of headwear, for the small hat II
afford to be very rich and ornate
Velvet Is the medium which has
been chosen for the two hats at
the top of the group. In the hat at
the left 1t is shown covered with shir-
rings over heavy cord. This Is a
youthful model finished ut the right
side with a handsome rosette Of SILK.
A more matronly affair at the right
is entirely of velvet with a twisted
collar about the crown and an Immense
chou of shirred velvet NJ the fSOnt. cen
tered with small silver blossoms on
each side. Just below, the Hindu
model made Of malines belongs Ia any
age, and is developed IL many colors.
For evening a sparkling. outstanding
ornament is ofren added.
One interpretatiot of the Hindu turN
ban appears at tie left Of the group,
made ~ silver Issue, but II appears
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style motif and intriguing color. we
find the inclination grows to plan TO
a great extent ones autumn and win
ter wardrobe in terms Of knitted
outerwear.
With the college girl the cloth skirt
and gay colored sweater is taking the
place of the sleeveless dress, which
was such a vital part of the campus
wardrobe last year. Slipons are the
kind most called for and these come
IN an entirely different range of ef-
fects from other seasons.
Among the latest types is the
blouse with collar, cuffs md light hip
band Of black, while the body ana
sleeves are made of vertical stripes
IN many well-harmonized colors.
With knitted dresses, scarf. sets.
ais knitted, are very popular. There
Is a new Slynx scarf which has IA
loop stitch that gives it the effect OF
knitted astrakhan. Herewith is shown
one of the popular brush wool sets,
which are admirably worn with suits
and sweaters.
Tuxedo sweater coats. all of fine
silk, are a happy possession for any
time Of the year. Ia wooden knit tux
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CONSIDER USE OF AIRSHIPS
Possibility Of Their Successful En-
ployment In Making Aerial OBJ
serVations of the Himalayas.

i. Consideration has been given to the
possibility of aerial observations In
the Himalayas. The range, 1t appears,
has only six peaks above 27,OOO feet
high, and an aviator flying at about
$4,000 or 24,00O fee should have no
difficulty IN crossing If the highest
peaks were avoided, while, If he chose
certain Of the gorges. an altitude Of
some 10000 feet would suffice. The
greatest Of the many obstacles to be
encountered is the mountain sickness,
which occurs In the .ighest attitudes
through deficiency Of oxygen. The grad
ual climber. going afoot. is less handi-
C .pped In this respect than the avi-
ator rising suddenly from sea level In
his machine; on the other hand, the
pedestrian has more fatigue to under
go, and this practically equallzes mat.
tiers. The chief consideration In any
case Is an adequate supply Of oxygen,
With a proper inhaler.
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Warned by Experience.

"Mum-mum-M Mister Johnson" SIAM
mered young Sankey Sphinx. II want
to mum-marry your daughter, Zonza.
line. I'm not good enough for her.
but"
"Iou're dead safe In telling that
to me-" interrupted Gap Johnson OF
Rumpus Ridge. Ark, "but don't let
her nav hear you say II. When ]
was counting the girl that Is my pres.
emit wife l told her mother that |
wasn't good enough for her daughter,
and b~'dogged If she didn't believe me,
and has been a~-mentioning it ever
observation-disclosures City Star.
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attention to some OF the oiner animals
he grunted so fast and so hard lust tC
let them know that he did wish they
would stay with him a little longer.
And so hey did
He enjoyed being played with and
he grunted with delight al the fun and
attention. he was having.
When ne was held he did moi like Il
so much and squealed in his funny
shrilI little way.
For pigs do not care about being
held.
But he was willing and ready to be
mace o pet of aud he WAS ready to
prornife that he would follow his
keep: around, which promise he
wou j have kept. for he vas anxious
to be a pet.
lie did not bother much about sleep.
ing. for he was so young aad the world
was so new to him and ne wanted 10
see and do all he could.
Later on, when things were less new
and less exciting he would sleep more.
He had never had his back scratched
before in his little pig life.
And the keeper and the visitor
taught the little pig the delights OF
back scratching, by scratching his foi
him.
How quickly he learned to love II!
Soon he was spreading out his back
and lying down In the very best posi-.
ton for back scratching.
Oh yes, back scratching was very
pleasant, and so were visitors and 50
was bran and milk and so was the
world In general.
II was a Joy indeed to be Little
Black Squealer Pig. He didn't care IL
he didn't grow up to be famous or
wise or rich or prosperous.
He didn't care for any of these
things, for he knew the joys Of pleas
ant meals and visitors and back
scratching and games and playing.
And these joys were so real. so real
and nice to a little mohth-old pig!
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Passports a Nuisance.

Up to the time of the beginning Of
the wal the passport regulations were
very simple and the fees inexpensive.
but when the great contest broke loose
II was necessary to make II more
difficult and unfortunately the rigid
regulations Of the war times have
never been changed. The feet for Is
suing and viseing was So, but 1t was
Increased to $40 by the United States.
At nee the nations Of Europe made
their changes accordingly SC that In
order to visit a few countries the
matter of securing a passport was q
serious one. The matter remained In
this shape although there was ron
siderable grumbling by those who were
compelled to submit, not only against
the charges but the amount of red
tape which was necessary In order
to get a passport.
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lDdEyeMn6
Fairy Tale
LITTLE BLACK soUEALER
"wARY GRAHAM BONNER

He was a little black pig. scarcely a
month old and he had been sent as a
present TO a head keeper in a ZOO.
Later he was going to be- taken 10 a
nice farm, hui for the present he was
enjoying his zoo home.
He had a nice little house and when
ever any one came near him he would
grunt as hard as he could, for he was
a little lonely by himself and animals
talk more when they are lonely. you
know.
Then they will make many sounds.
but when they are together aud con
tented they are very quiet.
"Why talk" most Of them seem to
feel. when we're perfectly satisfiedg'
But the little pig loved the sound of
a human voice and so he grunted when
anyone came near him, for he wanted
TO talk when there a so little oppor-
tunlty for doing so.
OF course he squealed when he was
excited. but grunt!ng noises were the
II @ he made at all other times.
lie was gentle, for pigs are very
nice that way-they do not wish TO do
anyone harm.
He had been named Little Black
Squealer and he seemed TO like his
name.
Every day he was given bran and
milk and every morning the goats In
the zoo let him have a quart of their
fine milk. Oh yes. the goats were very
obliging and helpful in the zoo.
Sometimes Little Black Sqealer was
given warm milk. hui he would not be
eating grass or weeds or vegetables
for several months to come. lie was
too young for such food.
Now a friend of the keepers went
to visit Little Black Squealer and
what a time they had!
There were three of them having g
chat together, Little Black Squealer, a
keeper and the visitor.
Now Little Black Squeaier had bran
and milk over the floor of his house
and so excited vas he when he found
he was having visitors that he rushed
along his floor and slipped SO that
some of the bran and milk hit the
visitor.
But Ii did not hurt her and she was
delighted al the eagernesS and nice
cordial ways of Little Black Squealer.
He got up on his hind feet and put
his front ones against the boards of
his house and when he thought his
visitors were going TO leave and pay
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Hopeless.

II
She was a pretty young thing ana
terribly In arnas when she applied
for a staff position on a Chicago paper.
A M reporter, emissary from
the city editor, carried the usual mes
sage. mo vacancies"
"well,' she sighed. II don't wish,
the women on the newspaper any
harm. but | wish some Of them would
get out and give the rest Of US q
chance"
They don't. though" the re-
porter assured her cheerfully. Even
when they get married they hold on
to their Jobs harder than ever"
The youthful applicant regarded her
sp~eculatively.
"And they live a long time. too
don't theyf' she concluded.
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edos. checkered or pla.ded effects are
attained in the stitch and not by con-
trasting color, such as is noted in the
illustration herewith.
Speaking Of knitted hats, these also
express extreme novelty. We picture
q handsome tyre which has the efef
Of the modish Hindu wrapped turDan
1t Is knitted in colors alternating
around the crown a section OF blue
with white.
1t Is well to know that manufactur-
ers have made provision for colo
weather requirements aud siiT'on
sweaters are of much heavier weight
than those sold In the summer. Some
extremely handsome numbers SHOW
an embroidery Of rich design. TINS
marks an innovation In sweaterdom.
Navajo all-over patterns are In star
Ting coiors and this Is the sort
which appeals to the athletic girl.
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Had to Be Careful.

Youthful president of the Oriole
Sporting club-Has anybody any OBJ
jections to Hickey becoming a mem
Der Of the club?
Jimmie-Yeh, l have! One day l vas
swipin' apples outa Moure's orchard
and Hickey sneaks up and stoled me
whole bag full. Now. / don't think
We oughter have guys in w can't
trust.
Chorus of Members-Jimmie's right F!
We don't want ii0 crooks in this club.
A guy like that would give us Orioles
an awful black eye.-Life.
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Modish Knitted Outerwear;
Trbans Again Are Popular

The turban is a classic In millinery
aud, while large, irregular and pic
turesque hats are flOurishing like the
green bay tree, at the same time new
h"nors are being thrust upon the tur.
ban and other small hats. American
women like them, especially for the
street and in winter time. They are
enthusiastic over. the spirited and fiat
tering styles which the present sea.
son has presented. and are devoted
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PRISON LOSES "CAMERA EYE"
Man With Exceptional Endowment
Gives Up Position He Had Long
Held at Sing Sing.

Sing Sing Is without the human
camera eye" which pierced through
DISCUSSES and made alibis futile. for
Louis Powers, Bertillon expert Mt the
prison for 20 years. who inger-printed
and photographed more than 10000
Sing Sing convicts during his service.
has retired.
He was famous for his ability to
Identify criminals, and for years has
been known ms tine camera eye OF
Sing Sing" He was often called on
for information about criminals In vart
Gus parts OF the world, and frequently
attended trials TO establish prison
records OF men and women on trial.
Besides learning by experience that
women, even though preparing for the
death sentence. were "very vain,"
Powers said he had profted little
from his unique position except what
he obtained In the way Of salary.
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CpORTS apparel departments and
- speciality shops are fairly bubbIing
over this season with new ideas in
modish knitted onterwear. AS n
views these garments, whose novelty
and charm is of thrilling interest, the
wonderment Is that only comparative
" in the last few years have we
grown into an appreciation of the ar
tistry of things knitted. What with
insIstent appeal of ingenious design.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-10-19

OF fe-ru-na, the WELL
knowncatarrh remedy,
but rather q mature,
sober opinion formed
after a full years trial.
This IL the way Mr..
Michael Fake Of 900
East Palmer Avenue,
In the Michigan Metro
polls, writes, "After
using PE-RU-NA for
about one year will say
! have found it o very
good medicine for ca
tarrh. 1t has helped
me q great deal and /
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Something Saved.

Mary's mistress, awaiting tea, heard
d loud crash In the next room. The
lady sbivered and rang the bell to
call Mary In.
What was THAR" she asked.
81 tripped on the rug and the tea.
things fell, ma'sm."
"Did you manage to save anythingT'
YES. ma'am, I kept hold on the tray
all righf."-Exchange.
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St.Joseph, Missouri. Both Of my
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could not move or do any of my work.
There was heavy pressure and pains
through my lower organs and the
doctor told me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for these
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my testimonial will help others / shall
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Mrs. WIN. LoCKMAN, 5l3 N. 4th st.,
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Isn,t Nature Wonderful.

II is said that the coconut palm will
supply about every physica. need OF
man--food. drink, shelter, fuel. uten-
sils and. II need be. clothes. A South
American proverb runs, "a coconut
tree is a brides dowry."-Boston
Transcript.
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Reason for Extra Bone.

Teacher-John. how many bones are
there In your body?
John - One hundred and nine
Teacher.
Teacher-How's thar? You are onl,
supposed TO have N hundred and
igh'.
John-WelI. I swallowed n this
noon when | was eating dinner.
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PE-RU-NA as long as
I live and
to my friends who are
troubled with catarrh."
Nothing can bemore
convincingt than an en-
dorsement OF this ma
ture from an actual
user. There are many
people In every COM
munity whose expert
ence in using Pe-ru-na,
has been identical with
Mr.. Fako's. 1t Is the
standby for coughs,
colds. catarrh. stomach
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in velvet and in combinations OF vel.
vet and metallic fabrics. as well, and
there are many ways If adding a
touch of trimming to IL. Velvet and
sourache braid make the en- irming tn.
ban that finishes the group. II off
fers in shape from all the rest, IL be-
coming TO matroniy wearers, and Is
one OF those unusual hats that may
he worn anywhere.
The future OF the turban Is brilliant
In more senses than one, for II Is
scheduled to be worn as a dance hat
during Inc coming winter. Ma6e of
cloth of gold Or silver. II is embroid-
cred with colored silk floss and
adorned with gold o. silver beads.
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HOW TWO WOMEN
ESCAPED OPERATIONS
Doctor Advised Use of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound
Happy Results in Both Cases

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/ am taking the medicines still, but /
feel fine. You have my permission to
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Mrs MARYMARK, 81 amiltonAve.,
White Plain 8, N. Y.
Some female troubles may through
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Italy Leads In vioiIns.

The best violin strings have always
come from Italy. Why this should be
Is something Of a mystery, but In the
making OF strings. as In the making %
~yiolins, Italy has always led the world
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After Thorough Trial q Detroit,
Mich, Man Endorses Pe-ru-na

The following letter written
from Detroit, Michigan Is no snap
expressed on the merits
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The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when
Coles Carbolisalve is applied. II heals
all druggists or send SOC to The J. W. Cole
Co., Rockford, ul.-Advertisement.
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am very Wen satlsneu. i nave
gained In weight, eat and sleep
well, my bowels are regular and
better color In my face.
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and bowel disorders and all ca
tarrhal conditions,
Put up in both tablet and liquid
form. Sold EVERYWHERE.
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Successful men possess either ability
or nerve.
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"PE-RU-NA has done wonders
and to me is worth its weight In
gold. ] shall continue to use
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s!s!'~'.'"';'.I'i'.;''s" .!..:..!.!..s..,"e......
- LOCAL AND PERSONAL, !.
Observation-Disclosures,


:. LOCAL AND PERSONAL, !.
Observation-Disclosures.
Mrs. Gaines Worley. Of Green
Vile, visited at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. John \. AnScl last week.
Miss Lillian Thompson, OF Ham
let. \. c., was the guest OF hcr uncle
and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs T.. l.. Iern-
don, last week.
Radiant in all the hucs Of au-
tumn are thenew hats to be shown
you Friday and Saturday, Sept 1st
and 2d. Miss S. Fincannon, Seneca.
S. C.-adv.
-Mrs.J. A. Steck and Miss Pauline
Steck spent the past weekend in
ANanta, the guests Of Mrs c. D.
PHI. son.
The Walhalla chapter, d. \. r.,
will meet at the home of Mrs. Chas.
w. Pitchford. Jr.., ON Tuesday, Sept.
9TH, at o'clock.
Mrs. G.. T.. Clarkson, of New
berry, is visiting at the home Of her
mother, Mrs. Mary Ansel Mrs. An
sells many friends will be glad to
know that she is improving, after a
recent illness.
-Beginning Friday, Sept 1st, and
continuing through the season, Mrs.
Jack Darby, Walhalla, will have on
display the newest creations in fall
and winter millinery.-adv.
Mason G. Seaborn, of jackson
vile, Fla. is spending his vacation
in Walhalla with his mother. Mrs.
James Scaborn, and among other rcl-
ativcs. His many friends here arc a.
ways glad to meet him.
Misses Gertrude and GrayGon
Nollrath, OF Easley, spent a few days
last week at the home OF their uncle
and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. Adam N0n-
rath, near West Union. Another Wis.
itol>,at tho Nollrath home lsnt week
was George Nollrath, OF Elbcrton,
Ga, son OF Adam Nollrath.
There will be horse swappcrs
| convention held at High Falls Cam,
beginning Thursday, Sept. 9TH, and
| lasting until Sept. 9th, inclusive
All horse swappcrs are cordially in
vitcd to come and bring all their
|
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FOR RENT-3-hOrsc Farm. three
miles from Walhalla. Good land for
corn and cotton and small grain. For
particulars write or see j. ID. IS
BELL. Walhalla, S. C.. 3a-tf
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Give Play at Neville School.

Come and see the play, "Tho Poor
Married Man." to be given by the
Neville school on Y'hursday night,
Sept. 7th. There will also be refresh
ments for sale at the new school
building. The characters in the play
are as follows:
Prof. John Wise-Herbort Sulli-
van.
DR., Matthew Graham.-Jim Smith.
Billy Black-Calvin Ballcnger.
Jupiter Jackson-Bert Sullivan.
Mrs Iona Ford-Neva Chastain.
Ioie (Mrs. Tord's daughter)
Smith.
June Graham-E Edith Wilson.
Rosalind Wilson--Bessic Lee.
Let everybody come. A cordial
welcome awaits everybody.
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SELL TIE ORIGINAL WATKINS
Products. Good city territory still
open. Get our wonderful offer and
free samples. Write to-day. TIE
J II. WATKINS CO.. Dept. 10, New
York, y. Y. 3l-35!
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NDTIGT.--IiorSCs and Mules Shod
halls and shoes furnished. All
work guaranteed. Can On me for
good service. }. II. WOOD, Salem. S.
T.. 32-31*
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