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The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14

For Sale-Model 1922 Ford Tour
ing car, in excellent condition.
Equipped with self-starter,
speedometer, large size patent
lift and lock steering wheel,
spare tire with inner tube and
extra inner tube. A bargain.
J. B. Weymouth, Yale. &C.
The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14
METHODIST EPISCOPAL
Frederick d. Mumby, Pastor

FREDERICK IL. MUMMY, PaStOr
Morning worship at 10:3O.
Theme, "Thy King Cometh" and
"Thy Kingdom Come" A sermon
appropriate to the Advent Seas
on. Special music. Chorus choir.
Sunday school at 1:45. Jesus
Among Friends and Foes" An
nouncements of Christmas Tree
and White Gift program. Let ev-
cry member be present. Alfred
Keys, superintendent.
Evening worship at 1880. A
pleasant service lasting one hour
Christmas songs. Subject, "The
Influence of Christ on the Worlds
Poetry" We give you a hearty
welcome.
On Tuesday evening, Dec. 19
DR.. MacClenthen will be present
and conduct the First Quarterly
Conference This meeting will
not be dry or uninteresting, with
a lot of routine questions. Mao
does not care for that kind. Ev
erybody may attend. Tuesday eve
ming at 1880.
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CHURCH OF CHRIST

Bible school at the usual hour,
1000 a. m. Bert Beal, Supt.
Make a special effort to be pres
ent. Xmas is coming.
Morning worship and commun-
ion at HOO o'clock. Sermon sub
ject, Doubling the Preachers
power" Special music-"Whisper-
ing Hope" by request.
Christian Endeavor, $50 p. m.
Subject, Fidelity" Miss Rachel
Kerry, leader. A good subject and
a good time assured. Come.
Evening worship begins prompt
ly at 7:30. Text, Hebrews, second
chapter and 1st verse. Special
music and congregational singing
Come and worship with us. A
cordial invitation is extended to
all.
Mid-week meeting on Wednes.
day evening of each week.
Choir practice following.
Daniel +. Tucker, Minister
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THIS IS RADIO CHRISTMAS

Let the old and young enjoy
Christmas alike. Join in on the
National Radio Week, Dec. % to
80, and hear President Harding
speak at the opening of the Nat
ional Radio Week. 1t will be one
of the finest things in radio that
has ever been attempted.
Each evening during the week
will be given over to a special
feature program. Some of the
greatest musicians, orators and
educators will participate.
'Along with this every day come
latest stock markets, weather re-
ports and time signals direct
from Washington, D. G. AS far
as Fort Worth, Texas, to the
southwest, and as far as Newark
N. j., and Atlanta, Ca, on the
south and east, come in loud and
clear in the larger sets.
Radio Sets range in prices from
S25.00 to $4,000, completely in.
stalled. See me at once and Sc
cure a radio set before Radio
Week. E. b. ETCHELLS,
1868 Dealer in Radio Supplies
The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14
Church of Christ, Speaker
Leslie G. Thomas, Evangelist

Leslie G. Thomas, Evangelist
The regular services will be
conducted next Lords day. The
morning worship will begin at
10:30, preaching at IL and Bible
school at IL o'clock. Preaching
again in the evening at 1880.
The subject for the morning
sermon will be, Spiritual Wor-
ship" In the evening "The Spirit
Of Christ" will be discussed. Lees
lie G. Thomas will be the speaker
at both services. This is a
church with a welcome and a real
message, and one that seeks YOU
and not yours.
Come See Hear ! and be
convinced.
The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14
MENNONITE CHURCH

Greenwood Church
1000 a. M, Sunday school.
HOO a. M, Sermon.
7:30 p. M, Song Service.
500 p. M, Sermon.
Brick Chapel
300 p. M, Sunday school
800 p. m, Sermon.
Rev. C. w. Good is with us at
the Greenwood church holding
evangelistic meetings and will
preach at each of the meetings.
Meeting each evening at SOC
o'clock excepting Saturday anC
each day at 1000 o'clock except
Monday and Saturday.
All are invited.
R. NJ. DODD, Minister
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FREE METHODIST

The second quarterly meeting
for this conference year will be-
gin Friday evening at 7:30.
Preaching Saturday afternoon
at two o'clock, followed by the
official board meeting.
Preaching again at 1880.
Sunday services as follows -
Love feast at 1000, followed by
preaching and administration of
the Sacrament.
Sunday school at $50 p. m.
Preaching at 1880.
Rev. G. E. Caswell, Of Flint
will have charge of all the ser.
vices.
J. w. Anderson, Pastor
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Thursday, December Ia, 1922
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Alfred Martin, Minister

Christmas music by the vested
choir. Mrs. Chas. Cavanagh,
director; Mrs. Roy Phillips, or
ganist.
Morning worship, 10:30.
Voluntary, christmas March"
Anthem, Wonderful Story"
Offertory, "The Angels Sere-
made" Violin obligato, Miss Thel-
ma Ingram.
Anthem, Good Tidings."
Sermon, "The Wonderful Story"
Anthem, "The Herald Angels
Sing"
Evening worship, 1880.
Voluntary. Piano and organ
duet.
Professional, 80 Come, All Ye
Faithful"
Offertory, Song of Bethlehem"
Violin obligato, Miss Marion
ILearmont.
Christmas Cantata, "The Mang-
er Prince"
Postlude, "Hosanna."
The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14
TAX NOTICE

The December tax roll is now
in my hands and am ready to
receive county, state, school and
road taxes. After January 9th,
1923, a per cent will be added.
John Bright, City Treasurer
The Yale expositor., 1922-12-14

To raise money Immediately"
l will sacrifice 80 acre farm on
gravel road, 7 miles west of Yale
for $4,700.00. Is worth 100000.
Good house, fair barns, 5 acres
wood lot, soil clay loan. This is
an opportunity you seldom get.
Write John R. Donaghy, &c Union
St., Pontiac, Mich. 37-2
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Church of Christ, Fargo

Bible school at 10:00. Arthur
Hewitt, superintendent.
Communion and sermon at IL.
Evening worship 7:30. Sub
c. r. Strobridge, Minister
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West BrOckway Church Notes
Preaching at 200 p. m.

Preaching at 200 p. m.
Sunday school at 300.
Prayer meeting Wednesday eve-
ming at $3.50.
Anyone not attending another
Sunday school is cordially invit-
ed to help on our Red and Blue
contest.
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METHODIST PROTESTANT
Morning Worship
Glass meeting, 9:30.
Mro Grauhial laa der

GLASS meeting, S'oU.
Mrs. Graybiel, leader
Preaching service, l0:O0.
Sunday school at HOO Geo.
Beadle, superintendent.
Evening service, 7:3O.
James Bowen, who attended the
Older Boys Conference at Battle
Creek, gave a most interesting
report last Sunday morning.
The young people are busy pre-
raring the Christmas Cantat
"Santa's Advance Man"
The ladies were well pleased
with the bazaar, and wish to
thank all who helped make it a
success, especially Mr.. Davis for
the use of his store.
Ladies' Aid meets at the church
parlors this week, Thursday af-
ternoon.
G. f. StrOup, Pastor
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REMOVAL

Having sold my office building
will, for the present, occupy rooms
at my residence, side entrance.
Phone 21-3.
38-tf. DIR. A. POLLOCK
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MELVIN BAPTIST CHURCH
James w. Green, Minister

James w. Green, Minister
Sunday, Dec. II
11:00 a. M, Sunday school hour
Melvin's Biggest Business.
7:30 p. m., Evangelistic service
Sermon, Gods Guests"
Communion service. A cordial
invitation to Gods people to be
present and enjoy this fellowship
Tuesday night will be the sec.
ond special prayer service at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Moran, in preparation for the OBJ.
servance of the week of prayer
January to z, 1923.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
KNOW LITTLE ABOUT AMERICA
Are Prevalent Among Even Well
Educated Europeans.

Austin Stack, minister of home af-
fairs In the former cabinet of Eamonn
de Valera, tells Of some of the curious
Impressions regarding life in the
United States still prevailing among
Europeans. Among other curious
beliefs is that every one who lives in
America, particularly in the Western
states, must he cowboy. find that
many people habitually refer to resi-
dents Of the Far West as cowboys in
a fgurative sense, and l suppose that
accounts for part Of the notions that
are circulated"
Mr. Stack recounted story told to
him by a friend from Butte, Mont,
who was entertaining visitor from
Europe The visitor expected to see
the streets of Butte built and peopled
along the lines shown In the erstwhile
popular western movie, and his lest
noticed that he seemed to be con-
stantly on the lookout for some one
or something.
"Finally," Mr.. Stack said, "the WIS.,
itor turned to his host and asked:
But where are all the cowboys?'
"'Oh, they are never seen in the
daytime the other replied. They
are very shy. They only come out at
nights, like the fairies.'"
And the visitor believed it, Mr..
Stack claims.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
Sure He viii Find Treasure.

An Irish farmer risked his all on a
field OF two acres near Mullinger.
which, in the ordinary way, would
have brought about $500. After brisk
bidding he paid $1,000 for IL. The
farmer who has become the new owner
expended his life's savings on its ac-
Quisition. lie declares his intention of
digging over the whole acreage in
search of treasure. Some time ago a
box was dug up in the field. and was
found TO contain some Spanish gold
coins and a map, believed TO indicate
the hiding place OF more treasure In
the field.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
BEING EDUCATED
IN GOVERNMENT

Oregonians are getting a liberal
education in government these days.
Ontario was honored in being Sc
lected as the site of the initial lee
ture on the part of administrative
advocates and now has had first
hand their views on how the cost of
government has mounted. Some
time during the next few weeks, no
doubt we will be able to attend a
second lecture on this subject by
speakers of the other side, and then
in the good old American way de-
eide for ourselves which is the more
logical and reasonable and proceed
to register that approval or dis
approval on November Z.
Whatever the result may be the
people themselves will know just
what their part has been in voting
for tax-carrying measures and in
raising the amount of money an
nually collected in Oregon. II the
meeting held here Monday night is
criteria the campaign of the ad
ministration is to be one of calm
analysis of the situation to bring
forth the record for inspection,
such an effort would be en-
and instructive.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
WHY PEOPLE "BREAK DOWN"
Burden as a General Thing Was Not
Too Heavy, but the Load Was
Put on Wrong Place.

People are breaking down in health
all the time. And as the business man,
the housewife and the student fall by
the roadside the public dolefully ex-
claims: 1.-THE load was too heavy r.
AS a matter of fact people break
down, not because the load they are
carrying is too great, for in nine cases
out of ten they could carry more than
they are asked to, but because they
don't know how to get the load on.
DIR. Joel Il. Goldthwait writes in the
Designer. They put the pack on In
the wrong place and then the human
machine is used in such way that
a great deal of their energy is re-
Qulred to overcome what would
mechanically be called friction.
When the nations young men and
women have been taught to use their
bodies correctly and are standing up
straight many of the problems facing
the country today will have been
solved. There will be fewer instances
of breakdown In the mill and the
office and the home. People VIII carry
their loads easily. The development
Of their bodies will make It possible
for them to know the fullest joy that
life can give.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
The Hated Profiteer.

Everybody hates a profteer," said
Secretary Hoover at Washington
banquet, land everybody knows where
the profiteer will so to when he dies.
"A millionaire profiteer was carried
of by Indigestion, and his employees
attended the funeral in body. BY
the terms Of the will the profteer was
buried In strange manner. He wore
his newest fsock coat, his largest dia-
mond ring and his costliest platinum
watch, Furthermore his best cane
was buried with him, and in his mouth
was his newest set of teeth, the set
with the gold plates.
~ understand all this business
said one of the dead profteer's en-
ployees. It's for show. But can't
understand about the false teeth.
What's the sense of itT
1.-THE sense Of it, said another en-
ployee, is easy 10 see. How would the
boss feel when he got TO the weepin'
and wailln' and gnashin' shop II he
hadn't fine set OF teethY"
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19

to be notorious. These men are
evidently cunning evaders of the
law, and in justice to the present
officials it must be admitted that
they are hard to catch. Proof of
this is evident for the city marshal
can hardly be expected to succeed
where county, state and federal Of
ficials have failed.
1t is one thing to belive that these
men are bootleggers; it is quite an
other to secure convicting proof.
The county officials, and the feder-
al prohibition men have been in this
city seeking evidence against them,
SO too has a representative of the
state law enforcement branch of the
executive office of the state, all have
failed so far and therefore the
blame cannot be placed at the door
of the present administration. The
Argus knows that for more than a
year efforts have been made by Of
ficers to "get the goods" on them.
Those who by supporting a change
in the present administration did so
in the hope that the reins of law en-
forcement would be loosened must
have been misinformed. If we are
any judge of men, the group nom
mated are not likely to lend them
selves to such an effort.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
'=:} Tl.l5 70 sTARVE THE BRAN
That May Be Exercised by the
Stiff Collar.

We are once more threatened with
the stiff, tight pre-war collar. Doc
tors have repeatedly warned parents
against the dangers of allowing their
sons to wear collars of this type.
1t is pointed out that the wearing
of high, stiff, tight collars retards the
flow of blood to the brain, and thus
starves the brain cells, says London
Tit-Bits.
The result of this brain starvation is
that the wearer becomes lethargic, and
stupid and dull In his school work.
His brain is not up to the tasks 1t is
required to perform he becomes in
different to his studies, and will pore
over his books In q semi-dazed man
ner. Often, too, he will take less in
terest in athletics. and this tends to
reduce bis vitality and mental ac-
tivity.
Although the effect of wearing
high, stiff collar is not so noticeable
in the case of an adult, 1t is not good
for the general health, and also leads
to colds
The old-fashioned stiff collar with
turned-down corners is still worn by
Doctor Chamberlain, while for years
Lloyd George has worn a kind of
Gladstone collar, but without the gap
at the throat.
Bernard Shaw has always de-
nounced the starched collar as an
abomination. Many other famous men.
especially literary and artistic celebri-
ties, have worn soft collars. Byron
always wore a style of his own-sOft.
wide open.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
Joys ARE BUT TRANSIT0Ry
GLADDEN. the Prisoner in CIeVe-
land County Jail.

Altar of roses and sweet scents of
Araby There's an electric perfumer
at the county Jail. 1t casts all kinds
of sweetness on the prison air. Just
turn the button and the Jail becomes
a garden Of roses or fragrant with
the scent Of orange blossoms.
The other day the atmosphere Of
the Jail reflected the aroma Of the
forest cedar. 1t might have been Nor
way pine, sassafras, crab apple bios
som. but 1t just happened that the per-
fnmer was charged to dispense an
aroma tinged with forest cedar.
The machine has possibilities, the
sheriff believes. 1t might be employed
to awaken the prisoners each morning
with scents Of violets and soothe them
at breakfast with odors Of ham, eggs,
corn fritters, grapefruit and other
viands not on the regular morning
menu Of coffee and BUTTERFLIES bread.
Oh, yes, indeed, the machine has
possibilities. If 1t was charged with
few quarts Of hootch confiscated In
raids, why, the old jail would be one
of the most popular breathing places
In the county.
At night It could discharge the odor
of pineapple or figs or dates, and any
prisoner with a good sense Of smell
and a strong imagination could read
lily go to sleep and feel that he was in
Hawaii.
But the perfumer is in Jail only on
triaL-Oeveland Plain Dealer.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
THE /. O. N. CUTOFF

After making the trip to Jordan
Valley it is not hard to realize why
the folk down that way desire to
have the I. o. N. Cutoff built. They
certaily need an outlet from that
wonderful valley, for truly remark
able is that section. One also comes
away from Jordan with a delightful
memory of their hospitality and
their courageous effort in under
taking to put over so large a pro-
gram as they did last week.
The trip to Jordan Valley also
convinces one that the county court
of Malheur county has played fair
with the folk down that way and is
doing good work on the Nyssa-Jor-
dan Valley market road, and thus
furnishing them the needed outlet
as fast as the financial condition of
the road funds permit. The people
of that section have waited long for
road work, and never until the past
two years has there been hny con-
structive work done. We are sure
that when the wet weather comes
and they can travel the new grade
over what hitherto has been the
worst of places, they will appreciate
this fact. 1t is too bad that suffi-
cient funds are not available to COM
plete the highway, but it is certain
that no advocate of the I. o. N. Cut
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19

Off can say that Malheur county has
not done its part, and that it has
not worked out logical plan of taxi
ing care of the worst stretches of
road from Jordan Valley this way,
and from Nyssa southwark. Neither
of the neighboring states can point
to better record nor to as costly
work.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19
No Gold Coins Tor france.

For the first time in history not
single gold coin was struck at the
French mint in 1920. The minting of
silver, continued at the beginning of
the year, was stopped when silver
reached a record price on February
II
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19

To curb the coal trust get Cole
High Oven Range. 1t heats al
cooks with the same fuel and say
one-third.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1922-10-19

Please send in your Darlington
Hall Coffee coupons as soon as con-
venient, and we will redeem them.
E. A. Fraser.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
BREEDERS
HOLD GOOD MEETING

Despite the earth's blanket of white
and the atmosphere's frigidlty, forty
five members of the Pueblo Poultry
Breeders association met last night at
the Commer rec clubs rooms and h9't.
one OF the best meetings in the MS
tory of the orgaaiza Ion.
Paul C. lame son. chief of the state
agricultural colleges department OF
poultry husbanIry. was present and
added wonderfully 70 The interest OF
the meeting with an address of tho
really practical h, 4 understandable
sort.
County Agent Sawhill, returned
from a trip to Denver Just in time 10
attend without waiting for supper.
and did his share to make the meet
ing profitable.
A number of sub iects of interest TO
the men and womel poultry raiss:s
present were discusse] and many IN
tcresting facts were brought out. chIef
among which vas he statement OF
fact, indorsed by those present, that
there is n greatly leased demand
for baby chicks.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
PLAYED TRICK ON JUDGE
AND SMOKED IN COURT

Smoking in court room when
court is in session is never considered
allowable; it's a sort OF an unwritten
law which has been invoked in some
places at some times. tho rarely II
ever in the courts OF Pueblo county.
Anyway. neither lawyers or others
have the temerity to try what the pre-
siding judge might do in such case.
But this rule. written or unwritten.
like every other rule is such proven
by its exceptions. and yesterday in
one Of the courts there was at least
n near exception.
At attorney. who himself has oc-
cupied a district bench in times past,
had been talking to the court SO much
that while another attorney was ad-
dressing the court. he felt that he just
must have smoke: also he felt that
he must hear every word the other
attorney was saying.
And so, as necessity is the maternal
ancestor of invention, he invented a
plan to hear what was being said and
to smoke without violating the court
room anti-smoking rule. He drew n
chair close to and almost in the door
way leading into the hallway con-
meeting the court room with the
clerks office: and there hidden from
the presiding judge by a huge archi-
tectural pillar, he puffed away on a
cigar. at the same time bracing his
feet against the door frame on tho
outside thereof. Thus his feet were
outside the court room but his smoke
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
Defendant Released

Simply because n married man goes
Joy riding with other women. does not
necessarily make him guilty OF nom
support OF his own wife. according to
shc lnw books and the principles or
practice in the court, OF tho common
wealth.
Joe cardinale was accused by his
wife. Mary, OF not supporting her and
their four children. and so sho filed
complaint and had Joe arrested and
hailed into court OF Justice Corson
some DAYS ago and held for n hearing
OF evidence in the case.
Yesterday was tho date for tho hear
ing and tho aforesaid hearing was held.
Everybody who had anything to tc.u-
~ to. testified. tLerc seemed to be In
sufficient evidence to bolster up tho
charge in the opinion OF the court. De-
f~ndan. swore that he was supporting
his family ms usual. and there vas
nothing to disprove his statements.
However. the chief prosecuting wilt
ness told the court that Joe had got
ten into the habit of running around
with other women. and that in his au-
tonobiie shc had found chewing gum
and beads.
Tho court came to the conclusion
that the charge and the testimony fall
ed to match. and so released the de-
fendant.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
DIDN'T KNOW SPEED
COP WAS AROUND

It cost Robert Farley, 1881 East
Tenth street, the sum OF s. to show
John Farley, his companion. that his
car was capable OF making more than
forty miles an hour. The IS was left
With the city jailer as bond that Far
Icy will appear before the judge this
morning on the charges of speeding.
Farley WAS driving his car at a high
speed and had caught up with motor
cycle that had been sighted in the dis
tance. The rider on the motorcycle In
creased his speed, but Farley iemand-
ed that the motorcyclist get out Of the
road. Speed Cop Van Pclt did take the
side of the road but keeping close to
the automobile ordered Farley to stop.
John Farley paid the IS bond money,
II Is said.
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
Will Set Trials
Friday, March 10

March 10. instead of March II, will
be the date for setting. of trails in
the district court for the remainder of
the present term.
Announcement was made yesterday
by District Clerk +. +. Nichols that
attorneys desiring to have cases set
for trial that have been noticed, should
appear in the district court at 10
o'clock Friday, March 10.
Also on that day criminal cases
that are found ready, will be given
dates OF trial. 1t Is expected that the
Fouch trial will be SGT on that date
and that the jury which will be sum-
moned to appear for duty on March 20
will have that trial in hand: however.
that is not sure. But other criminal
cases will be set, and the coming ses-
sion OF the January term is expected to
be quite interesting
Pueblo chieftain., 1922-03-01
Policemen Meet

A meeting OF the Police Benevolent
association was held yesterday after
noon at o'clock in the court room OF
the police station. Commissioners J.
NJ. Jackson. George Stumpf and F. f.
Olin with nearly all OF the local police
department were In attendance.
With but few exceptions the police
officers have drawn their numbers in
tho order in which they will take their
vacations. Tho numbers werc put in a
small box and drawn, the officer get
ting number one. will take his vaca-
ton this month. It is thought that
possibly two numbers or more will be
used in ono month.
Matters OF Importance were discussed
among tho members OF the fraternity
and IL wns rumored that the Fouch
case was given a lengthy considera-
tion.