Perth Amboy evening news., 1922-10-23
The coal minus can't strike.

The coal minus can't strike.
One-half the people gazing in
shop windows are really looking at
themselves in the glass.
Trying to get even usually makes
a man look odd.
Worst second-story men are those
who tell the same story twice.
Two-faced people are kept so busy
looking in both directions they can't
see where they are going.
This famous fat reducer running
for office in New York is one of our
successful reformers.
Florida mar landed a fish after
three hours but girls often play one
for years and years.
Society to abolish the corset has
been incorporated. Why not one to
abolish the glyptodon?
The East st. Louis woman with
impers mating a movie star.
The Gulf Stream is running
wrong. This never happened when
the Democrats were in Office.
Many people will be sorry to learn
the Einstein Jailed in Germany Is
not the theory Einstein.
"Slow moving people live longest"
finds a doctor. We know a plumber
who will soon be ninety.
A mar will bawl out his stenog-
rapher because he helped with the
dishes before coming to work.
You can't convince the men who
take UP tickets at movies that mar
raige makes two people one.
Cat found It's way from South Da-
kota to Indiana, but then 1t was a
college professors cat.
Broadcasting grand opera makes
the wild radio wave wild.
| They feel better after drinking
water and letting set a while.
sections of logs which by reason of
lmperfections would not saw up into
clear timber. The section rejected
might contain much disable wood,
but II 1t was not entirely sound it
was left on the floor of the forest
to rot and add to the fire hazard. If
the mill can market small pieces Of
wood, it can cut UP these hitherto
! discarded logs and ave what good
timber they contain.
To the same end the Forests Pro-
ducts Laboratory Is urging chair
makers and other users of wood in
small pieces to order their lumber
cut to size at the mills, abandoning
their present practice Of buying
large pieces and saving them up
themselves. This will further en-
courage the o complete utiliza-
ton Of the logs cut In the forest.
As to the use of by-products, the
ramifcations of the conservation
crusade T almost endless. The
Chicago packing house has not yet
found a use for the pigs squeal, but
the lumbermen nave discovered they
can use the trees bark. Good tar
paper can be made Of the bark
which accrues at the wood pulp
mills. Bark after the tannin has
been extracted can also be SO used.
Waste wood at the veneer factories
makes excellent paper. the scien-
lists have discovered. Newspapers
can be re-inked and made up into
new paper.
Even sawdust, into which Is per
cent Of all timber coming to the mill
Is converted. has not escaped atten-
ton. 1t can be used as human food,
with a COW acting as intermediary
between the sawmill and the diner.
In other words, 1t is possible by a
simple chemical process to turn
much of the cellulose of sawdust in
to sugar which is digestible by cat.
tie.
Grain alcohol can also be made
of sawdust and of the small branch.
es and twigs Of trees. The scientis'
~foresees the day when a large par
of the automobiles of the United
States will be driven by fuel derived
from this source