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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26
Mrs. ASquith Takes Ten Punches AT Us;
Prohibition Harmful But Jazz Music O. K.
Our Social Life Goes at Ter
rifle Pace-50 Guests
Make a Party.

American people are dynamic; they
always viii override A protest"
JAZZ.
America has a remarkable sense
OF rhythm have heard little be
yond your colored melodies Cmeaning
jazz) but I like this sort OF melody.
II is splendid. It carries one on.
After hearing II l should say, Not
strange that America moves its feet
so fast and so muchi"
LITERATURE.
Bookstores and news stands dot
every city and town. At every cross
roads station one sees books. maya
zines and papers for sale. / wonder
how you get time TO devour so much
reading matter? And what good II
does you? Can any people digest so
much? But the effort IS 70 your
credit"
FLAPPERS.
You make too much Of your flap
pers. You take them too seriously.
They'll outgrow it before you can
realize.
COURTESY.
GU 40 rush ABOUT eNeTyWn eTei
but you're very polite. There is a
surprising amount of courtesy in
public conveyances. No. I haven't
ridden in the subway. yet-but 1
think I'll risk it once during the rush
hour, just for an experience. I expect
to survive il as well as the next one. "
DRAMA.
Your drama is vigorous; quite
often improper but free from coarse
ness. You make a good Job OF handl-
ing indelicate situations delicately.
Your American actresses are more
finished, more beautifully gowned,
more convincing than English act
resses. But Englishmen are much
better on the stage than the men of
America"
PRESS
/ don't Ike your newspapers They
are too hurried. They even hurry
me And then they don't print what
I say as I would have it printed.
They pay too little attention TO what
/ say, and too much TO who I am.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

ing most everything about contact
and types which hitherto was a mys-
terry
Miss Haynes regards the stage as
her classroom. The hours spent be-
hind the footlights she utilizes IN a
careful study and scrutiny OF the
audience sea before her.
And when the lesson has finished
I shall go back" she says. ito the
welfare work I love best. But then
I shall be a more capable agent for
good. The stage IS indeed a study
room. am learning all that set
out fOr-people.'
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26
UNKISSED STUDENT
HITS CAMPUS LOVE
Michigan Daily Contributor
Objects to 'PromiscuOus
Love Making.

ANN ARBOR, Mich. March 25.-
Student "snuggle-puppying" has ar
rived at the University of Michigan,
according to the man who wrote the
Michigan Daily and signed himself
A Man Who Has Never Been Kiss
ed"
"SnugEle- puppying," which our
grandmothers called "love-making'
and our mothers called "petting'
and our older sisters call "fussing. ."
is. according to the m. W II y. B.
X" INDUCED in freely by eds" and
cO-eds on the campus and he calls
it disgusting and immoral
Almost every place where co-eds
are housed on the campus has be-
come an established retreat for pet
ting ne asserted. 'PrOmiscu-
Gus loving is common. Goods are
shameless about it. Tt has become
a legalized pastime. The best peo-
pie do it.
"Birthright Cheated"
ut goes hand i'm hand with the
immoral dancing we now see so fla
GRAVITY displayed on our dance floor
The only difference is that a cha
peron is present TO put the stamp Of
authority on that immortality
He said a lot of other things all
about the "laxity of morals that has
flung It's dastardly hand over our
younger generation and cheated us
of our natural birthright of high
standards of life our morals,
ethical codes are completely shatter-
ed"
Mr. m. w H \. r. X" does not
interest the Michigan co-eds.
Michigan women have a fine re-
spect for the nice things of life We
are not immoral and we do not en-
courage 'petting parties and in our
vocabulary there Is no such word as
'snuggle- said one of the
leading co-eds on the campus, pos
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26
CUTICURA HEALS
SEVERE ITCHING
On Mothers Body, Caused Her
To Scratch, Could Not Sleep,

My mother was troubled With =
breaking out Of pimples on her body.
The itching was very severe and
caused her to scratch, which seemed
to make the breaking out spread,
and she could not sleep good At
night
The trouble lasted about four
weeks. She tried several remedies
but none Of them were successful.
She began using Cutieura Soap and
Ointment and after using one cake
Of Soap and one box Of Ointment
she was completely healed. - (Signed)
Richard Brockman. r. 3, Hunts
vile, Missouri.
Use Cuticurs for every day toilet
purposes. Battle with Soap, sooths
with Ointment, dust with Talcurn.
sanr,s Essh Pre- ~ ksu Address: "CutieuraIsA-
orAt9risl, Dept. n. hAldsn 80, Mas" Sold every
where. Soap 25c. Ointment q and Soc TAlouu. 2se
Ee~S Cuheurs Soap shaves without mug.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

The hens which orl.uar.l. appear
ON either side OF Insertion and eIra
fine clothing. particularly baby
dresses. a rather weiEhtv appear
ance. can he dispensed with 80 "a l.r.
of machine hemrtchinE - rut
where the Insertion SIS tn n.
then is cut along tho center.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

as it had done hundred or more
times previously. as if in answer TO
the same question which she had
asked herself repeatedly.
1T must have been a reply to my
problem" she explains. For 1 went
on the stage and l have been learn
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

Before washing any fabric which
VIII fade set the color by letting the
material soak in strong salt water
for a short time. The proportion
should be a cup Of salt 10 five quarts
Of water.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

The below be worth Sl2oOO to On the night OF our
April at o'clock sharp will give away choice 92 WILLOW II
the drawing and present filled
this week and tickets for the rest of your family
a chance-even the kddieS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

But somehow, she says. there was
too much theory and not enough
practice in what she had studied
about humanity
How could she know people better
their fauls. needs and habits?
Again the old verse repeated itself.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

4 bath miueu is quite useful I'm
giving baby his bath and can be
made out Of Turkish towel which
has become too worn in places 10
De OF further use as towel. The
mitten should be quite lOosa
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

says my statement that there is
drunkenness among American yOuns
people is cruel ludicrOus and un-
true 1 wish it might be at least
the latter. But I am overwhelmed
with letters from all over America
agreeing with me i'm this opinion.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-03-26

CHICAGO. March 25.-"Life IS a
stage and all the people In 1t actors. -"
These lines from an old verse kept
recurring over and over IN the mind
of Miss Mary Haynes here.
She had chosen the role of a social
worker as her lifes career.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
Need Special Harms to
Waken Up Medina IN Fire

MEDINA, Ohio, Jan -. - What
is an acoustic village?
This question is bothering resi-
dents of Medina.
Fire Marshal Wise has voiced the
opinion that acoustics are all wrong.
The 'steenth fire siren has been test
ed out. from the top Of the town
hall. Only one section Of Medina
could hear the fire alarm. The other
three sections couldn't hear the
noise at all.
As the volunteer firemen are sta
toned in all sections of this munich
pality. the siren must be equilibrant
in its acoustics in order to be Of
benefit.
The fire siren at Lodi. a town near
here. can be heard for miles. But
Lodi is low.
Represe natives of the siren fac
tory claim Medina isn't laid out
right and that che siren-they've
brought every make that the fac
tory PRODUCES O. *. and capable
of getting results
Either the hills and valleys q
Medina will have 10 be more i'm
proportion and the entire town re-
built to get proper acoustics. or we
ant boast of having one of the
tangled fire sirens and will have 10
revert TO the old method of having
o bell or whistle herald a fire here. 30
declared Marshal Wise
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

SAN FRANCISCO. Jan. %. -
With the bronze skinned son Of
the aboriginal Atayals tribe of the
eastern Formosan mountains. il is
not box of candy or "A bouquet
of flowers that wins the favor of
a maiden's eye-its a CORY human
head
The manageable misses viii
not so much as glance at any lad
who cannot produce such a gift.
Not'the age of 21. but the pre-
sentation of ~ fresh heads marks
the arrival at manhood for these
chaps and the celebration of the
event is a grisIy cannibaI rite.
Studies Electric Plant.
These are but a few of the life
portraits brought back by William
NJ White. Milwaukee electrical en-
gineer. one of the four white men
TO visit the Formosan headhunt-
ers I'm four centuries and the only
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
ATTACKS HARDING'S
FARMERS FARLEY AS
NJ ERE CAMOUFLAGE
Harrison Says President Has
No Desire for Beneficial
Farm Legislation.

WASHINGTON. Jan. %. - Prest
fI.rdiur. Fcc'y Weeks and other re-
rgblfcan leaders were Saturday de-
Jared by Sen. Harrison. democrat.
Mississippi to be hostile % agrtcul-
turaI interests and ~ be aiming 10
destroy the senatorial agricultural
bloc.
sThe administration main fight
now. said SEN Harrison. who is
members of the agricultural bloc,
"fs against The agricultural group.
for fear 30 might put through some
Lenenceut legislation for the farm
erv"
The Mississippi senator also at
lacked the emergency tariff law. de-
elaring ~ was an absolute failure
and contending that prices Of farm
products had decreased after its Ell
actment This statement was chal-
Ieuged by republican senators. Pres't
Hardinga recent address 10 congress
in which Dee dcpIored group leEisla-
ton. Sen Harrison said. was aimed
from start 90 finish against the ag-
riculturaI bloc Of the senate. The
agricultural conference. which viii
convene here Monday. the senator
said. was "CamoufaCc
u wish ir every success. ne add
rd. -but Zoo my very heart / believe
n device. piece Of camou1age
The president came 10 congress and
spoke against the bloc. He felt thee
reaction from the attacks upon the
agricultural interests After Sec'y
Weeks recent New York speech
there was still greater reaction. And
in order 60 get from under he (the
uresideuu calls this conference.
wish 70 success. but what that con-
ference viii do wu be 10 accept the
recommendation of the joint con-
eressiouaI committee of agricultural
inquiry and adopt resolutions asking
their immediate passage"
When Mr. Harrison attacked the
emergency tariff law, Sen. Bursum'
renrbIicau. New Mexico, declared
sheep prices had increased about loo
per cent and wool prices so per
cent with the assistance of that law.
Sen. Lenroot. republican. Wiscon-
sin. also took exception TO Sen. Har~
rison's suggestion that republican
senators were not interested in the
farmers welfare. and Mr.. Harrison
agreed that I'M the joint COngressioR-
M inquiry there had been no paru-
sanship and that republican mem
bers had manifested as much inter-
est ass democrats in behalf Of the
farmer
Action los congress to aid the
farmer was demanded by Sen. Har-
rison. who declared, turning 20 the
republicans. that the country IS
thoroughly Disguised with your do
nothing policy and no-program pol
scy." Sen Bursum interjected that
right now is the time for less talk
ing and more action"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

person TO succeed in photogra PHI
ing them. White. an engineer for
the Allis-Chalmers company, trav-
eled into the primitive lands that
lie by Lake Jitsugetsen to look
over a huge hydro-electric project
now being carried out b. the Jap
anese government.
To the Japanese he hands the
compliment of carrying out one of
the most successful and progress
sive colonial possession programs in
history.
Youngsters Educated.
With father and brothers still
engaging i'm head hunting. the sec
ond generation already is provided
with modern schools and excellent
teachers and the doom Of savage
aboriginal life already is sounded.
The Japanese have sacrificed
tens of thousands Of lives to bring
this about. he says. and are spend
ing a million yen year I'm educa-
tional and civilizing processes. A
savage patrol" is maintained
through the jungle. after the fash
ion Of the American fire patrol,
and slowly the half million head
hunters have been pushed back into
the mountains. Chief efforts are be-
ing expended on the growing gener-
alton.
Wealth In Camphor.
esterday's native homes be-
meath the camphOr trees have be-
come rich beyond dreams in cam
phor products.
White. are discriminating in the
The FormOsan headhunters. says
choice of heads 10 be chopped.
There is a blood feud between
these tribesmen and the Formosan
Chinese, he said 1T is very
much like a family feud in the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
nK CARSON RESUMES PRAC.
TT(rE

Have ur Carson examine your
mouth before having teeth made.
DE- Carson has fitted over Is 900
mouths u his - years Of practice in
south Bond All work finished in
Ir owu laboratory by "a skilled
specialists. Wc have complete mod
cam uT-to-dlte dental office fully
equipped to handle the most diff
.Hit operations known 90 modern
dental science. so charge for ex-
animation and estimates DR.. +. r..
carson. i-- ". Washington av.. first
stairway east OF j. N. s. Bldg
17-tf-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
FIVE BELOW ZERO.

At one time on Thursday night it
was five below zero. Were YOU cold
and chilly. or was the house heated
in a warm way? The winter is not
yet over, and you can expect more
frigid weather Stock up now on
some Cinderella or Topsy clean coal
from SCHUYLER Roses yards Main
1900 or Mishawaka 400. 21-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

Kentucky mountains. In the lat
ter a shot settles a score, but with
the headhunter a victims head is
brought back as proof of achieve
ment and figures at religious and
family services. The feud has
wiped out a big portion of the male
reputation. until now there are four
women to every man."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

That's tn feeling one viii slwsys
have a. long as you DO not have your
automobile insured Why rot act -
ontN and permit the Greeran AEency
20 al inmate that feeling We're in
the lrmer's Trus' Bldg 5-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

On the old days they burned can
dies which were home made. Then
came the on lamp. Later they used
gas Now it's he electric light.
Re.mold sells genuine Mazda bulbs
and says they are the best s62-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

Your groce~ might be asleep
waken him with a request for your
sample OF Blue Devil Cleanser.
23-tf-2S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

DO YOU like 90 set the dirt out %
cracks and corners Use Blue
Devil 23-tf-22
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

German children believe that on
Christmas day animals can talk
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

40 matter the occasion. YOU are
sure 20 have the right flowers =
they come from Beehlcr's. Main
1899. 1l-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
Reflections of a
Bachelor Girl

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
The poets and dreamers have
made the world: the martyrs and
ideaIists have saved il; but the TOli-
ticians and profteers have GOT 1t!
Poor man, Tie can't even an
uouuce that he's going to diet in or
der 90 get his weight down. without
seeing n little glow of suspicion
kiudlc i'm his wife's eyes. and being
uncomfortably aware that she is
wondering If his new stenographer
is a blonde.
Alas. the man who is fondly look
ine for a perfect angel almost in
vsriably ends by marrying some lit
Tie devil who knows how TO per-
suade him that her horns are mere
Iy the signs of budding halo.
Tho foolish things a man used 20
babblc under the influence of al
eohoI were sweet nothings" beside
the brutal things he sometimes ex-
p.9des under the influence of pro-
hihitlon.
The average girl thinks that all
One great world-problems OF sOciO-
Iozy and labor are settled. on the
day that she marries a man who can
take them off her mind.
9TH well, Nowadays everybody has
.4thcr ueuri il. high blood pressure.
sdenoids. suppressed desires, SOCIAL
-eforu. colfobia. divorcitis. or the
pr1hihition blues, Isn't this a Won
tr.lul age.
When a young man has just be-
esr to cultivate his first mustache.
%. reseuts wasting himself on any
V.mlu under so. 10y the time ne be-
gins brushing his top-hair across his
Had spot me simply can't SEE any
~auau over COZ
the language OF Love. For
e.e' means for quite little while
and Newer means not until
rt>- season
ICopvrI.nr 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

g percent reduction sale. Yer.
IONS 834-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
The poets and dreamers have
made the world. the martyrs and
ideaIists have saved it: but the rOli-
ticiaus and profiteers have GOT 1t!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

The man who has made no mis-
takes has not been alive very long.
Il used to be common error TO de-
fer taking life insurance. Inform
yourself fully by reading the free
publications mailed by WALTER
FEGAN. J. NJ. s. Bldg S-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

IS percent Reduction sale. Yer
mons. 334-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23
HEAD TOWARD vERNoN's

The resson-cl0th.ng IS per cent
IN. 334-Jf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-01-23

The average girl thinks that all
che great world-problems OF socio-
lozy and labor are settled. on the
day that she marries a man who can
RI. kc them off her mind
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-05-02
MRS. A. A. COBB
+ MADE PRESIDENT
OF BEEKEEPERS

At the annual meeting Of the Polk
County Beekeepar5' association,
which was held in the Board of Trade
rooms at Barlow, Monday Mrs AL
bert A. Cobb, of Lakeland who has
been serving as vice-president, was
made president Of the organization,
the other officers being C. NJ. Page,
Winter Haven, vice president; Burt c.
Johnson, Lake Alfred, secretary and
treasurer.
Following the election of the off.
GERS was a general discussion of honey
conditions and markets over the state,
led by Frank Sterling, of Gainesville,
who also spoke on the honey plants
of the state.
Much interest and enthusiasm were
shown, and the officers and members
are hoping for an increased member
ship for the ensuing year. Refresh
ments of ice cream, cake and orange
crush were served and the meeting
adjourned to meet on the second Mon
day in June in the park of Mr.. F.
w. Pope, on Lake Hollingsworth.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-05-02
CLUB
HEARS SPEECH BY
DIR. Rosenberg

The Republican Club held its reg.
ular monthly meeting Monday even
ing at the Woman's Club building
and the occasion was much enjoyed.
A short business session was held
after which an excellent program
was rendered.
Piano solos by Miss Mildred Steph-
ems and Miss Ona Helms were de-
lightful features.
The speaker of the evening was DR..
G. w. Rosenberg, pastor of the
DiXieland Methodist church, whose
topic was citizenship
DIR. Rosenberg delivered one of the
finest addresses ever presented be
fore this club and he was given the
closest attention.
During the so -ial hour. refresh
ments of delicious punch and cake
were served. y.,'
The next meeting Of the club will
be held June 5, and at this time Off
GERS for the coming year will be
elected.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-05-02
RECEPTION TO NEW RECTOR
AT HOME MRS. c. M. CLAYTON

Due to the indisposition OF Mrs. If
Z. Memminger, of Lake Morton
Dive, it has been found necessary
to change the place OF the holding
of the reception Thursday afternoon
Of this week arranged in honor of
.Ra> G. |. Hl.ir'. t':r new rector of
All Saints Epi:Ccr"i ti:urch, and Mrs
Hill"r and tdm;ly ,rstcad of hold
ing the recep :cr at the lone of Mrs
Mcr'minger. it will be held at the
lone of Mrs. Clayton on the Lake
TIollingsworth Road. The hour will
be from $3.50 to 1890 o'clock and
automobiles will be parked on South
Massachusetts, avenue in front of
All Saints church from SEQ o'clock
on for the accommodation of thos.
who are not provided with cars. In
vitations have been extended to the
clergy of Lakeland and to many re
jresentative citizens to take part in
he reception.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-05-02
TAMPA PLAYERS
GIVE "PENAFORE"
IN GOOD STYLE

Before a small, but appreciative au-
dience at the Auditorium Monday
evening, the Community Players of
Tampa presented II. NJ. S. Pima
fore" in highly creditable manner.
They carried their own scenery, the
deck OF "Pinafore,' where all the
action takes place.
The quaintness Of the opera. which
has made it favorite for many
years was vel! brough; cut. G. b.
Clinch was delightful Sir Joseph
and Edith Prize as Little Buttercup.
AMI Beth Penn as Cousin Ecbe gave
excellent presentations Of their parts
with much ease Of manner. II. G..
Sli"hter made a conyinri! & Dick
Dea3eye The unlovely. r. b. Lam
Lsrton was a handsome and sJnS'ul
Captain Corc.laH, while E;hel Ben
rett was his charming daughter. WOO
ed and Won by the melodious and
earnest Ralph Rackstraw. taken by
A. Wei1eEauer. and Phil Clark as
the B0s'n was fully up to the mark
Of the other players.
One of the features that was most
enthusiastically cncoreG was the
dancing OF the. sailors hornpipe by
Florence Key.
The chorus work was excellent and
10 splendid orchestra accompanied the
players.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1922-05-02
KIWANIANS OF LAKELAND TONIGHT
STAGE BIG INTER CITY MEET
international Trustee Aras of Columbus o. Speaker Of Evening
Other Prominent Kwanians From Visiting Clubs To Be Called
UpOn-DOye Carlton To Be Announced District Governor

Lakeland's newest" Kiwanis Club
in the Alabama.Florida district to-.
night acts as host to, the first Florida
Inter-city meet of Kiwanis clubs
when the Kiwanis club stages the
meeting at the First Baptist church
at o'clock Edward F. Arras, one
Of the best Kiwanis sneakers in In.
ternational and an enthusiastic Ki-
wanian will address the meeting on
Kiwanis ideals.
President A. r. Carver of the Lake
land Kiwanis Club announces that
the Tnter.city meeting TO be held to-
night will be attended by Delegations
from anfcrd. Orlando. Plant City,
aytona st. Petersburg, Barlow. Tam
IA AVID possibly Jacksonville Miami.
and West Palm Beacr.
Tamna will have a large delegation
bout fifty Kiwanians making the trim
by Rotor according to secretary An
gus Williams of the TAMPA club. and
they will bring their wives with them
Tampa pronoses the name of Doyle
Carlton for district governor to sue
coed Edward G. Branch of Nontgom
erv. whose term expires at the Jack
sonville convention in August. and il
is understood that formal announce
ment of his candidacy will be made