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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1922-11-16
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A SMALL MAN AFTER ALL.


4 renewed interest in the deposedt
earman Emperor is being aro"r-scd
fhrough the announcement o. the pub,
lication Of his memoirs, Everyone VIII,
recall low the former Kaiser so often
asserted mis- close affinity and rela-
tionship with Deity. He was, win
God. the codispenser OF beneticence
and of wrath wherever the German
royal standard cast the shadow OIL
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1922-11-16
STATS DIARY

Frilay-Evry time they are new
baby Gums to town ma has got TO take
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
PROPERTY HOLDERS NOTICE
I. General. 40. GIT.

Z Notice is hereby given to all per-
sons Interested that the Board of
Local improvements of the City of
Rock Island, ILL.,, has filed in the
county court OF Rock Island county
= certificate OF the cost OF the i'm
provement entitled in said court I'm
re petition Of the city of Rock Is
land. ILL, to assess the cost of the
paving OF Seventeenth street from
Eighteenth to Twenty-fifth ave-
nues". and said certificate also
shows the court costs, the amount
Of accrued interest and the total
amount Of said assessment and said
certificate also states that the said
Improvement conforms substan-
tally to the requirements of the
original ordinance for the construc-
uoA OF the same as required by
law. The said certificate which
also shows a rebate In the amount
OF the said assessment in the sum
OF $2,159.95 has been filed in said
proceedings and that final hearing
on said certificate and assessment
will be had on the sixth day Of De-
cember. A. D. 1922, at the hour of 9
O'Clock a. m, or as soon thereafter
as the business of the court will
permit. All persons desiring may
ME objections in said court before
said day and may appear on the
nearing and make their defense.
Dated at Rock Island, ILL.,, this
1lst day of November, A. D. 1922.
H. M. SCHRIvER.
FRANK WITCH.
JOHN MURRIN.
n. T. RUDGREN.
WILLIAM FITZSIMMONS.
Board OF Local improvements of
the City of Rock Island, ILL.,
ADVERTISEMENT
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

m 0idoone aro planning %
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Dest that has oyer been held In the
ntate AZ yllfnnis j q Rennatt chi
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'0 . A'1
uas IeoEganized the camp ana u
Will be known as the Rock Island
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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

Henry C.. Allen. Linden. ILL.,,
elected to the legislature on the
Republican ticket, in the Thirty
fifth district, embracing Whiteside,
Lee and DeKalb counties, was in
Rock Island on business today. This
will be his first term as member Of
the legislature
AS member Of the Whiteside
county board Of supervisors he has
been active in the movement for
good roads and cooperated with
Rock Island county in promoting
the Morrison-Aledo highway i'm
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

t jsstion: II said court A,s.,. q.
and make their defense.
- Ds sea 1t Rock Island n, Il.
Omcer appointed to mst.
ment-{Acvertisemenf1 y -
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

court. the Anal hearing thereon
will be had ON the second day Of
December. A. d. 1872. at the hour
Of 3 o'clock .. m. or ~ soon there
after ~, the business Of the court
will permit.
All persons desiring may iile OBJ
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
54-lnch Astrakhan, $3.50

Silver gray and black Astrakhan.
81 inches wide. with long. tightly
curled nap. A beautiful material
to use for trimming coats. making
collars and cuffs, or scarf and mu1
sets for children. 1t will add great
ly to the style OF any costume that
II is used with. Priced at $3.50 a
yard. First Floor
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

Of the cost Of sid Improvement &c.
cording to frontage, said asseas-
ment being payable ii three install
ments each bearing interest at the
rate Of per cent per annum. and
m assessment therefor having
been made and returned to said
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
New Light Weight
Novelite Bedspreads
$2.o5 to 1895 ca.

New novelite bedspreads, seal.
loped and hemmed in white, white
and blue or pink stripes. They
are Of light weight material and
can b easily Numbered. Priced At
SSSe eecn- Main Floor
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
54-In. ChinchilIa Coating,
S4.95 Yard

Chinchilla coating. "a inches
wide, especially adaptable for
mems and boys overcoats, and
wOmen's coats This material 10
OF a heavy quality but is not bulky
or thick. In golf red. zinc, malay
brown. delft blue, oxford gray and
navy. Priced at Sass I'd.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

Extra large size, excellent dual.
ity English Marseilles bedspreads
made OF fine Egyptian yarns, with
beautifully designed Medallion
wreath centers. These spreads are
worthy of inspection and will make
handsome holiday gifts that are
both practical and ornamental.
Priced at $3.50. each.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
From the Philippines
Hand Made Lingerie
$3.50 to 1896

Hand-em broidered Phillip n 9
gowns and envelope chemise in
several pretty patterns, OF fine
quality Nainsook in either the
built-up or bodice styles of neck.
Each garment is dainty and neat.
They are priced at $3.50. $2.s5 and
$685.. Second Floor
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
Soft, Velvety, Deep-Piled
Alonzo COATING
$685. yd.

Soft. deep-piled Alonzo coating.
81 inches wide, that is SO generally
used for the new bloused coats
and wraps. This fabric is easily
draped and has delightfully."-
smooth, velvety finish In black,
brown. taupe, Mohawk and Joffre
blue. Priced at $685. yard.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
Silver Cases--55c

Silver holders already made I'D
with space for tea and table
spoons. meat and salad forks and
knife. Priced 55e each.
Third Floor
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
Silk Petticoats
New Slender Styles
$3.50 and $7.05

Two-tone petticoats of ra-
dunn, Jersey and guaranteed
Belding satin, appliqued.
embroidered, ruffled or seal.
loped. Petticoats that help
produce slender line effects.
All colors, priced at $3.50
and $7.95.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21
Phoenix Silk Knit
Vests and Boomers

Something delightfully."- practical
for gifts. Phoenix vests and
boomers made Of knitted silk.
plain and designed, in fancy or
Richeleau weaves. Vests are pric-
cd at $2.10 and $3.50 Elastic fit
ed boomers are priced at 1896. In
flesh, orchid, ocean green and
grey. Second Floor
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1922-11-21

Mems felt comfort slippers IN
grey. brown, and two color pat.
terms. Priced from SIPS to $2.4s.
Main Floor
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-01-20
Uabrplnn Der Gtien-
bahnen.
& N~orthw

Dflid aebenb
10. SIG Ideli6, nelle 2inte, $50 morl.
Durb5u9 mad Ben 3tpilltn9Sitdbten
llno benz Often
20. 224l.i I I'LL 1es
Count. maiisgJertl,aahftee 2iinie. .8.48morq.
Nadt Nerbtnourg bel &afota nod ben
3pillines ftdoten uno IN Meantato Sumo.
ion mad benz Often. Y
geo. 92- giQia
Tradt (auseenommen 5@onntae)
II ubr 25 morgen8 Y
Rp. 5l4-.
Tdgli6, neue 2inie. go geo nadm.
Durd3us ra6 Ben 3millinssfdoten unb
lem Often.
10. d
1dglt6. alte 2inte. s. 1923 na@m.
@eitlid gebeno
10. 5l7- ..s. &
1dglid, ;1,elle s9inie. !. LOS nadts..
Durdaus BON ben l3fpillip3sitdoten su11b
,em Often.
20. 49,
Count. ails9en, alte 2inie. .7:42moro.
Durd5u9 mad Sletpp Gpe, @ebmoob
falls u1lo Mearibaq.
Tdelid, alte 9inie. u. Las mittass
80. 81
.Tra6t (ousgenommen @onntao)
iubr So na6mittags 81.
40. 5O3- !.
ldeltdd, teue 9inie: 3. 200 mittoqs.
DDurdd9Suo BON bet g3nlIlingsfdoten lnb
M.a23
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-01-20
MiuneapDliS uro CT. 2puia
M5rbIih aehen6.

Rem Him y. @t. Soul. sos morpens
Ndh ben 3pilinssitdbten log nadm.
eotaler Grudt3ug 2:O5 n,dn.
5hbli6 9ebeno.
lgfa9 @torm 9afe.. 1887 nadr
Sofaler Jradt3ug. s. 9 so nc r4s,lB
Item llm u. ct. Saul. .8:55 aben5s
lille 8tlee seben ttsli6 oussenom.
men SoI1ltaes.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-01-20
(Gprtfebung folgt)
81 il te 81 il 8 re Sc. :

- Suite 81 il 8 re sc. Sui1ger
@atte:: .Mas!2 Du bi}t bet1te Is SABRE
.alt2 Oh fagteft mir bod Dor einem
Sabr, fur5 bor unferer. 9p43eit, Du
mort erft 90 Sahreg1 Satin: nSa,
ba iiebft Du eben, lpie fdneu ID II Der
Gle gealtert bin,
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-01-20
CHAS., EMMERICH
Biatam y taenoer Mgsutn

Biatam Ntaenber Meentn
Mllgemeinea
gerfiderungszWefddft
@eriidert 9egen 1Geuer, Sagel, 1ors
uaoo, Nntomobilzllnfall unh 2ebenS,
oeriiderllng tn Sen beiten 8erft9e,
nng8-@eielll9aften.
@rnubeiaentum lefauft pnb Yer.
talft. ~
@eletli9e Dofumente egli6er Nr
peroen ousgeitellt. GaS, Gusbor9en
DON Gels pirb beior9t unb Gampfer
6abrfarter1 iperoen perfuuft.
The Washington times., 1922-11-12

sure that you exaggerate, Ele-
more,
EIENORE-Mr. Drake is trying to
convince the drunken Irish cr"ne
that her memory is slightly awry.
MRS. MOSTYN-Poor Mr.. Drake.
fear that | have given him a
very trying task.
EIENORE - lie is interviewing
them one at a time. Takin. down
notes in book The rabid
wretches seem quite impressed
MRS. MOSTlN Don't call them
"wretches." Elenore. Think'--if
one nf them should pr've t. be
YOUR flesh and blood -
ELENORE - Horrible possibility.
Oh. you should never have un-
dcrtakeu this step without the
advice of Il lawyer. Advertising
for toughest relative is always
dangerous. The public parks are
full of relatives who sit on
henches all day long waiting to
he advertised for,
MRS. MOSTYN-M My common sense
advised me against ii, but | fol-
lowed the dictates of my heart
instead. have never forgiven
myself for having adopted one
helpless babe-and not the other.
have given you every luxury n
girl could wish for. How terri.
BILE to think thG somewhere in
this world perhaps cold,
wretched. starving - there lives
your other self.
ELENORE- Oh. mother! You are
so incurably romantic!
(Thc doOr-bcH rings).
ELENORE (squinting thrOugh the
kcVhoIcJ -- Another founding.
This one is forty If she's a day.
She SAYS she's got a hirthmark--
and demands To- show II.
MRS. MOSTYN-Quite proper.
Nearly all the famous foundlings
in literature had them. | think
they we're invented by Victor
Hugo or the elder Dumas.
ELENORE-The sailor also claims
he has a brthmark! He's peel.
ing off his jacket---
MRS. MOSTYN--Good gracious!
ELENORE--His are quite elabo-
rate. Snakes and anchors and
hearts pierced with arrows
MRS. MOSTYN-Nature seems to
be improving in these matters.
never knew they came in such
quaint designs.
Ell 1.ENORE-Now all the claimants
are fighting together. The mulat-
to has drawn a razor and Mr..
The Washington times., 1922-11-12

A MARVELLOUS new invention has
IA been discovered for taking or
superfluous flesh just where you
want to lose it by direct external APP
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And the beauty of 1t is. this remark
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one woman reduced two pounds in two
DAYS !Sh" lost fifteen pounds in few
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12
AstoUishing Results
Obtained by Thousands


"H,i,r- u.tur tive Niro cup |
weighed Is1 pounds. TIE first five
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weigh III pound, | am Nrty mu'h
pleased To- see a reduction NJ ~ pounds
in only few weeks Ms '. ".
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II am moio tlsn plrS.,d with ny
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II could not obtain another
Ms &. H. y.
Loses 4 Pounds IN g Days
Il have lost I pound, N the as'
& DAYS feel much hralth'er sud
can stand long matrms and perform
other duties withWut the least ever
tion Nj 7. N. G..
Loses Inch From Thighs In
Few Days
Using the cup three minutes in
the mo- ming and evening On each
thigh. hy the tatr measure, ] have
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time" Custom No. l"o>'
Nuir: ~ d,f'r'ncs 10 ihc mon
Ovd Irpnpn FhUS' s'IftW'"'s ne
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I'd fb,ir nGmes d"d addresses.
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12

police.
MRS. MOSTYN fuih a 0roan)-
Distasteful as this isl must 90
on with it, Mr.. Drake has pointed
out to me that there is a spiritual
link between twins that seDara.
ton cannot sever. And II your
duplicate entity should die ar
sicken or do something dreadful
then precisely the same thing
wouId happen to you.
LENORE Mr.. Drake is a very
meddlesome young man. He pro-
posed to me last week and re-
fused him think this is his
way If getting even.
MRS. MOSTYN-Proposed {" you.
That was audaci"us of him! But
perha your abandoned way OF
nirting has encouraged him
ELENORE ffcrc'lg)-Why. moth.
MRS. MOSTYN--YOur behavior has
been tribe wild of late. II was
he who first called my attention
t. it. lie said that your morals
are doubtless being undermined
hv the subcOnscious influence ~
your absent twin. And unless
this unknown being can be found
and reformed - some shocking
evil is bound to ensue.
BI'TLER fentering tram hdH-
Gentlemen of the press await
your pleasure. In the reception
room, madam.
MRS. MOSTYN brushes out Uith
plc1su,ublc cTcitemcnt) - Dear
me. Reporters are simply
bounding me.
CHlidn Drake. plump and
foppish Voung man. enters from
the HbrdrN. He has the SThiH.
rdfcd dir Of one about to fhroT
bomb.D
DRAKE Nbristling With cTcitement)
i have found her! The long.
lost twin! The forsaken found.
ling. taking a letter and pho
tograph from his pocket.) This
has inst arrived by special deliv-
cry. A portrait that Is your
image, A ock Of golden hair!
And a birth certificat, from the
Birmingham home for the year
1902.
ELENORE fcoldly)-I have a dis.
tinct recollection Of being born in
1905. And a year ago my hair
was brown. Your story does not
interest me.
DRAKE-What! Are You going tn
deny your own sister?
ELENORE tsnotchino the photo)-
How dare you say this disreput-
able picture looks like me!
DRAKE (cOONy)-A. tiattering re-
semblance. I call It.
EIENORE (indignantly) - There's
not point of similarity! The
person with whom you have the
insolence to compare me Is clear
ly ten years older than I! She
has vulgar smile and insolent
eyebrows. Whereas, | am noted
for my virginia. expression. And
always wear my eyebrows In
wistful, dropping lines.
DRAKE-This lady's picture may
have been taken before eleven in
the morning. At that hour the
average woman's face Is mere
impressionistic sketch on
vaguely washed background. In.
deed, last Sunday at breakfast ]
was shocked to observe you wore
no upper lip at all. II gave you a
curious expression. As II you
were trying to pronounce the let.
ter "M."
ELENORE (eTdmining the photo.
graph ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS hair
and bare knees! Disgusting!
DRAKE fodiustinp q single eve.
glass; The knees are dimpled.
ELENOR E Nothing " the sort!
They look like boiled potatoes!
Large, bumpy potatoes that a
kitchen maid has gouged the eyes
out OF!
DRAKE-Really. II Is wicked, not
to say indecent, to compare the
limbs of your lOng.lost twin TO o
mutilsted vegetable.
The Washington times., 1922-11-12
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12

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The Washington times., 1922-11-12

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Frying F II.

XYJHEN frying fat has got
w slightly burned, drop in a
peeled raw potato for a few mo,
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12
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The Washington times., 1922-11-12
Removes Hair HarmlesslY
Keep MMsterole
enhe6atf,,uou, sfeF

Yearsago the old fashioned
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1t did the work all right,
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The little white jar of
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place of the stern old mus
tard plaster.
Keep this soothing ointment on
your bathroom shell and bring II
out at the first cough or snIfile, at
rheumatism $ first warning tinGle.
Made from pure oil Of mustard.
with the blister and sting taken
out, Musterolc penetrates the skin
and goes right down to the seat
Of the trouble.
Order Mustefole today from your
druggist He has n N 3Sf and b5c
jsr and tubes. hospital size So.
The Musterole Co., Cleveland, Ohio
BETTER THAN A MUSTARD pLASTEF
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sailor w<r a red beard, drunk.
on Irish crone and mulatto.
MRS. MOSTYN nerr0usly)--l am
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CHARACTERS,
Mrs. Mo,tyn. A Wealthy Widow
Elenore Her Adopted Daughter
Julian Drake,
Mrs. Mo.tyn', Secretary
Tiger.Lily. y.......,.....A Crook
Wo Hop Sing. Tiger.Lily's Husband
Two Newspaper Reporters and
Butler.
TINE: Eponing.
SCENE: A modern drdloing'
room ddj0ining a library.
(Mrs. MOStDH. bcnCroicm
I"0kiHg W0mdu Ot mrre Than mn,
i"Sfidcs 10 her CTir"mc nC,ro"S'
bcvS LU sitting Ci0Sr to m" pre-
pIace and rigorOuSV WicIding n
tdH H,r ddOpfCd dduGhtrr, Er'
more. q IiSSOmf bhydC. ch0rm'
inpIV goWncd, is kn'CIing ~
cush on, pccring through me Key
hols rfrthe library d"or)
= '-,---v
TLENORE, (gldring Indignantly
r. thorough me kcghOic)-Oh!
The shameless impOstrrs!
There are at least twenty OF
then. One would suppose we
had advertised for kitchen
scrub--instead of a relative.
Among thosh who claim to be my
twin from the Foundling's Home
at birmingham. Eugl.nd. is a
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Boiling Fish

xYJHEN boiling fish add little
w vinegar to the water, This
will keep the fish from breaking
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lost four pounds in siN
days. Yet she didn't in
dulge in tiresOme eNer-
CiScs. hot baths. or othe'
diSComfiLureS.