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Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

l,sica>aSS lIstu -. 49,, =. .ew feet
farther away and been swept down
by the stream: how many years Of
faithful service 1t would have res
quired to wipe out the effect Of that
one piece of carelessness
Il have never since believed, says he.
In being too hard on young man.
even II he does commit a dreadful mis-
take or two; and In Judging such acts
l have always tried to remember the
difference 1t would have made in my
own career II had not found that lost
package. Youths Companion.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Reversed.

With very realistic sobs the weary
tramp told the tale to the farmers
wife and she nearly believed him.
But, surely, If you have an aged
mother to support" she said sympa-
thetically, you could find some better
way Of doing it than begging? You
know necessity is the mother Of in
vention.'"
mot in my case, / assure you"
said the tramp, earnestly. with me,
lady, mother is the invention Of neces-
sity."-Pearsons.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Lending money to kings is an en-
perience which Mrs. Roberta Menges
Corwin Hill Tearle, formerly Of
Brooklyn, but lately OF Paris. declares
is exciting. but not altogether profita-
Bile. She arrived In New York from
Paris bent on visiting the American
State department to seek aid In col
lecting 100000 francs. which, shs
says. she loaned Prince William %
wied, who occupied the throne Of AZ
bania for seven months before he
War.--MInneapolis Journal.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Eor Women of Fame.

There will be hall in the new home
of the Women's National Foundation
In Washington, where on columns, one
for each state, will be inscribed the
names of those women of the states
whose memory Ii most worthy Of per-
petuation. The hall, which Is the sug-
gestion of Mrs. George Barnett, wife
Of Maj. Gen. Barnett, United States
marine corps, will be called "The Hall
Of Remembrance" The choice Of
names will be left to the people of
each state, and will be passed on by
local board. Living women are ex-
Guided.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

ll.s = .a> posiee stauon," In
formed the operator.
'sWell, myzname is Jones and I'm
stopping at the Claypool hotel Some
one left word for me TO call Mr.. Cell
at Main 1850. Is he there?'
Eyes, we have several Mr.. Cells
here" replied Loucks, "but their lam
guage is dead one"
That's one on me, old timer" re-
torted the inquirer. as he hung mp.
A few days ago. Mr.. Loucks said,
sweet voice inquired whether Mary
could answer the phone. indianapolis
News.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Babe and Repc.

A teacher was giving lesson in
grammar. On the blackboard she
placed the words "he" and "she" She
then said. ".He' Is masculine and she
is feminine. Now can any Of you
pupils give me similar example?"
Soon a hand shot up, and she nod
ded to the boy and said: Come to
the blackboard and write your ex-
ample"
He wrote Babe Ruth" and "Bebe
Daniels" and then he explained,
"'Babe' Is masculine and 'Bebe' Is
feminine"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Shave With cutloura Soap

And double your razor efficiency a.
well as promote skin purity, skin COM
Sort and skin health. No mug, no
shiny soap, no germs, no waste, no irri-,
tation even when shaved twice daily.
One soap for all uses--shaving bathing
and shampooing. ADVERTISEMENT
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Rrief and comprehens lve.

Ben Dierks has an express agency
and transfer business in a village IN
Sonoma county, California. Recently
he detailed one of mis- transfers with
wagon and pair to take San Fran
cisco man and wife to their country
place few miles out of town. The
bill, as rendered by the teamster,
read: Haul grip, grub, and people,
three hours, three dollars"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
ALIENS FooT.EASE DOES IT

When shoes pinch or corns and bunions
ache get q package of ALIENS FOOT
EASE, the antissptic powder to be shaken into
the shoes. II takes the sting out OF corns
and bunions, gives instant relief to Smarting,
Aching, Swollen feet. 100000 pounds OF
powder for the feet were used by our Army
and Navy during the observation-disclosures.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
said and Done.

The speedomster said 90 miles a
hour.
The constable said II was 90.
The natives said It was crime.
He said &c was the life.
His friends said 1t r.
With fiowers.--Waysid Tales.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

The president OF the Baldwin Loco
motive works would have us keep
young men by gazing into the faces
Of the young around u.s." We knew
of one fellow who did that and got
jabbed with a hatpin.--New Orleans
Times-Picayune.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
One on Him.

One on Him.
The telephone bell at police head
quarters tangled sharply.
police headquarters" answered
Fred Loucks, operator.
"Where7" asked surprised voice
over the wire.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

There's one thing we do remember
sweet sixteen In our days didn't Avvd
rouge and powder.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

1t takes a wise man to know the
difference between opportunity and
a gamblers chance.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

A man who has no sense of humor
is naturally short of sense.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

A mans will sometimes weakens
because Of his broad-minded view that
so often nothing matters.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Apparel.

"What do these fiappers Leave oil
for summer, anyhow"
Jaw, coat or two of powder"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
Both sides.

"She said she Tilted him."
"And he says he was lucky to get
off easy"
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

has in store for you, patronize some
other store.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Beautiful or intellectually brilliant7
Both.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11
motion.

There is always some man around
who is willing to second any kind of
motion,
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Nothing troubles some people more
than looking for trouble and not find
ing 1t.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Some women show their age be.
cause Of their strenuous efforts to
conceal 1t.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Men who make good use Of their
time have none to spare.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

If bass drum doesn't make good
music it browns lot Of bad.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Experience teaches us how to make
other kinds Of mistakes.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Why is the hired girl of foreign
birth called a domestic?
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1922-05-11

Harry K. Eustice, q years pro
fessional hunter of big game in AT
RIGA, who arrived in New York recent
ly to satisfy his lifetime ambition to
see that big town. He is a British
subject, forty-six years old, and has
been several times around the world
He ran away from home in London t
lead life Of adventure, and be gof
It in the jungles o. Africa.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

ELECTS OFFICERS

Election of officers took place
this morning at meeting OF the
board Of directors of the Oregon
Growers Cooperative association
In Mccormack hall.
Kenneth Miller. representing
the Sheridan-Amity district at tht
melting Of the growers yesterday
was elected president of the board
of directors, and automatically be-
came chairman of the executive
committee Of the board. p. s.
Woodin Of Grants Pass was elect
ed first vice-president. and Allen
Bellinger of SCOTS Mills. second
vice president.
Additional members OF the ex-
ecutive committee who were elect
ed this morning were DR.. G.. e.
Sanders of The Dalles. r. W.
Hinkley of Roseburg, w. B. Bid
die of Medford and Allen Bellin-
ger OF SCOTS Mills.
The directors met this after
noon to consider policies for the
coming year.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Baby chicks, 55S Statesse


Fiction proves attractive to
most men and ]. G.. Robinson, a
Portland business man, is no ex-
ception. Yesterday, as Mr.. Rob-
inson drove his car out of Eugene
toward Salem he was hailed by
youth who gave his name as Ell
mer Collins. Yesterday was
held up and robbed of $40 and my
automobile, Collins told Robin
son. "The police at Salem have re-
covered my machine. VIII you give
me a ride there?" Mr.. Robinson
would. Last night the two men
arrived in this city and, Robinson
tod the police, he bought Collins
his dinner This morning he learn
ed that Collins and his car were
unknown to the local officers.
Collins was taken to the police
station where, according to the
police, he admitted his story hnd
no basis of fact. He was released
after he had been reprimandeds by
Desk Sergeant Birtchet.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Forbid Wearing Of
Ku KIux Costumes on
Kansas City Streets

Kansas City, Mo-, April 26.--
An ordinance providing a fine
of 500 for any person appear
ing in public in "a costume
that concea1s his identity" was
enacted by the city commission
ers Of Kansas City, Kansas, late
yesterday. Mayor Burton in
troduced the ordinance in sup
port OF his open letter In which
he called on all employees of the
city who belong to the Ku Klux
Khan to resign from the organ
ization.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

SALEM PYTHIANS VISIT
INDEPENDENCE LODGE

Independence. April 26.-Salem
Knights of Pythias lodge were
visitors of the Independence
lodge on Monday evening. 4
musical program of the following
numbers was given: Solo, Mrs. @.
w. Irvine; solo, Mrs. Maurice
Bulker; violin duet. Mable Kul-
lander and Clarence Quarter;
reading, Ida Arrell; solo DR.. Bar
rack; vocal. duet, Marion and Ruth
Merrill. After the program the
evening was spent in dancing,
music being furnished by the In
dependence orchestra. The hostess
served refreshments.
A game of baseball was played
on the local diamond Monday
evening between Independence
and Monmouth high. Independ-
ence won "a to IA. The local
pitchers and catchers we're Bill
Baker, Wilbur Underhill and Delos
Eldridge.
The independence high school
baseball team was defeated on the
Woodburn diamond last Friday
by score of 1S to 3. The local
boys put up a hard fight and did
splendid work for a new team.
They are anticipating the game to
be played ON their own diamond.
Old Coon &c cigar, made in Sa-
lem. %
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
COMING EVENTS
X y \ 4 Y \ y X 4 4 X X

X April 26-Regular meet
X ing Barbara Frietchie Tent,
X Daughters of Veterans.
X April 26-County w. C. t.
K U. convention.
x April 26 - Recital of
X Elizabeth Levy's violin stu
X dents, Christian church, s
X o'clock.
X April rs Carnival at
X Highland school, sponsored
X by Highland school mothers
X club, 8 O'Clock.
X April 29-Banquet Mar
X lon hotel, new Salem hospit-
K al, $40.
X May William Webster
X Ellsworth of the Century
X Magazine, lecture, Forty
X Years as an Editor; Waller
X hall, 8 o'clock.
X May 4-Free Christian
X Science lecture, John ].
X Flynn, G. s., Grand theater,
< 8 p. m.
K May A, S and Cher
< ringo, to be held at the Sa-
x lem armory under the au-
K spices Of the Salem Cherrians
K for the benefit of the Salem
< hospital.
K May 14-Mother's day.
K X X X X X X X X X X X u
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Grand Ronde Bank

A charter was granted to the
Bank Of Grande Ronde at Grande
ROnde, Yamhill county, by Super
intendent of Banks Bramwell to-
day. The new institution is capi-
talized at $4,000. Clarence
Butts Is president and H. w. Tick
nor, cashier.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

People use Swift's fertilizer be-
cause II makes them money. See
Clarence s. Bovine or phone 353.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Miss Mary Baker, travelling sec
retary of the student volunteer
movement, is a guest Of William
cite university. She spoke to the
student body this morning at
chapel period. This evening at Z
O'Clock she will address the Y. M.
G. A. of Willamette. At A o'clock
this afternoon she addressed the
student volunteers of William
ette. She will be in conference
with individual students of the
university throughout today and
tomorrow by special appoin tment.
Her councils and addresses are to
be in the interest of foreign mis-
sionary work.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Merton White, a farmer whose
ranch is located near Monitor,
spent yesterday visiting friends
in Salem
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Eight building permits have

Eight building permits have
been issued by Deputy City Re-
corder Mark Poulsen as follows,
he announced today: 8. P. Hale,
dwelling, $2500; G. e. Fox, 2635
Pacific highway. $4,000; DR.. r.
Cartwright, repair work on dwell
ing, 754 Ferry, $4,000; James Helt
eel, dwelling, 1435 north Six
teenth, $500; r. F. Peters. 1191
north Capitol, dwelling, $4,000;
F. Bacon, 1705 Hickory street, re-
pair work, $3.50; H. @. Wyatt,
1444 Center. dwelling, $4,000; O.
H. Strand, 241 south Sixteenth,
bungalow, $4,000. All eight per-
mits were issued during the last
three days.
Society Serenaders, Dreamland
rink. Wed, April 26. Admission
10c. ~
The students of Willamette uni
versity are today holding election
of officers for next year. Poles
will not close until s o'clock.
Nominees are as follows: For pres
ident of student body, Truman
Collins, Bruce White, F. Kinch
and Verne Balm; for vice presi-
dent, Grace Brainard and Sadie
Pratt; for secretary, Ruth Smith;
for treasurer, Albert Logan and
Orlo Gillet; for editor of Collie
tgian, Verne Ferguson, Audrey
Bunch, Robert Notson, Rodney
Alden and Helen Hoover; fol
manager of Collegian, Gordon
Kelso and Ourfe Kelsey.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
FarFar Nominated s
For Postmaster by
President Harding
Washington. April 26.-r
Nominations sent to the senate
today by President Harding in
cluded: John H. Farrar, to be
postmaster at Salem, Or.

Next Monday night at s O'Clock
william webster Ellsworth, lec-
turer and publisher. will deliver
a lecture at Willamette university
in Waller hall. Mr.. Ellsworth Is a
humorist, and his characteriza-
tions of celebrated men whom he
has met furnish some of his most
interesting work. His lecture will
be entitled Forty Years of Pub
fishing"
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Starting today and continuing
until Saturday night the H. L.
Stiff Furniture Co. will give a
porcelain top table free with each
Universal range or pipeless furn-
ace purchased during the factory
demonstration now being conduct
ed. 101*
Mr.. and Mrs. e. T. Busseile,
757 Center street, who for the last
three weeks have been visiting in
southern California, are expected
to return to Salem this week. Mr..
Busselle is consulting engineer.
Demonstration of the Universal
Range is now being held at the
H. L. Stiff Furniture Co. Porce-
lain top table free with every
range or pipeless furnace purchas-
ed during this demonstration.
101+
George l.. "Scooty" Dutton,
former football star at the Oregon
Agricultural college, spent today
transacting business in Salem.
Mr.. Dutton, whose headquarters
are in Portland, is now associat-
ed with the United States veter-
ans bureau. He expects to leave
tonight for Corvallis where he will
spend short time before return
ing to Portland.
Travelling bags, purses, trunks,
harness, all leather goods. F. b.
Shafer, ITO s. Commercial. 1907
Among those residents of Salem
who now enjoy radio concerts al
most nightly, is H. r. Crawford,
of 1910 Court street. Carl Webb,
378 Bellevue street, is anticipat-
ing the arrival Of a receiving Set
within few days.
II you want a $490 high grade
new piano for $225, terms, see
Tallman Piano store, 121 S. Com
merciaI ST 99*
Fern Ridge, Independence, Oak
Glen and Triumph schools were
yesterday visited by Mrs. Mary L.
Fulkerson, Marion county super
intendent Of schools. The aeduca-
tional work in all four localities
is progressing well and the Tri-
umph school is now ready to be
standardized, Mrs. Fulkerson said.
Bankrupt sale Of high grade
furniture at 349 N. Commercial
st. in charge of H. l.. Stiff Furn1-
+,ra n 1929
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

concerns Will pe Hooo'A
~ the patronage given to Englisf
colonies by the buyers In foreign
markets, the visitor said. He Il
registered at the Marion.
w. Crockwell and J. A. Eu
hank with C. w. Craig are herr
for a short time doing some worl
for R. P. Hurst, Portland attor
new. at the state house. They arr
registered at the Bligh.
Fred O. Brockman, secretary O.
the Northwest Realtors associa
t,ou. with headquarters in Port
land is in town today and will
remain here until tomorrow nigh
when he expects to go south. Hs
q Manning an organization triI
N the southern part of the state
He is registered at the. Marion ho,
tel.
SIS 35-lb. silk floss mattresses
for $11.95. Richter's Bankrupt
sale. 349 N. Commercial st. 101'
Mrs, A. D. Stout, accompanied
by her small daughter, of Wend'
ling, Or, was a guest of the Ma
rlon hotel last night. She expects
to be here for only a short time
For first class hemstitching
and quick service try Mrs. c. E
Miller, room 10 over Mtilers
store. w
G. E. Sanders of The DaIles is
at the New Terminal.
Kenneth Miller of Sheridan Is
at the Bligh hotel.
Edwin Allen of Forest Grove Is
at the Marion.
B. F. Skillman of Grants Pass
is at the New Terminal.
Miss Harriet Hamilton of AL
bany is registered at the Marion
w. 0. W. Attention. Open meet
ing Friday night. Head Consul j
J. Boak will be present. Come.
1O5"
A get together meeting with
supper will be held tomorrow
night at $50 at the First Congre-
gational church.
THE AIR EATER KEEPS
IN YOUR POCKET AND
PUTS PEP IN YOUR ENGINE
CARBON, UPKEEP
AND OIL.
Mrs. H. M. Sanderson returned
from Portland today after spend
Ing week visiting her parents.
s1S 35-lb. silk floss mattresses
for $11.95. Richter's Bankrupt
sale, 349 N. Commercial st. 101*
Earl Simpson, buyer for Weller
brothers, made a business trip to
Portland today. He expects to re-
turn this evening.
SIS 35-lb. silk floss mattresses
'or $11.95. Richter's Bankrupt
'ale, $40 N. Commercial st. 101*
Jake Bingham, a business man
'f GerVais,, spent Tuesday in Sa-
EN- visiting friends.
Old Coon SC cigar. made in Sa-
EN-. SO
Walter Lottis, $50 Union
venue, was arrested here Tues
lay afternoon by Motorcycle Pa
rolman Parent and was charged
With speeding.
Miss Louise Eubank of San
francisco, CAL, who is now repre-
enting the Butterick Pattern Co.,
will spend a few days at Miller's
tore taking subscriptions for the
)elineator. 99s
Captain Tom Rilea, connected
Vlth the office of the adjutant
is in Portland today on
BUSINESS. He is expected to return
his evening.
THE AIR EATER KEEPS
honey IN YOUR POCKET AND
PUTS PEP IN YOUR ENGINE.
tEDUCES CARBON, UPKEEP
IND OIL. =
Captain Harry Brumbaugh, sec
etary of the bonus commission. is
u Portland on business today. He
VIII return to his office tomor-
'ow.
Sandle = formerly at Capital
rug store, now at Red Cross
pharmacy films in at one at six
hey're done. =
Fred o. Brockman. secretary of
ne Northwest Realtors assoeia-
lOh' win be the principal speak
I al the luncheon of Marion
'ounty Realtors association to-
1orrow in the Marion hotel. Mr..
'toekman will take up the state
'nu national con yentfons which
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Capital Bargain House buys
and sells everything. 215 Center
st. Phone 398. =
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Pictures taken between IL and
l, il left at! Sandies, at 6 they're
done.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

DR.. H. O. Hickman, physician
of Gervais, spent yesterday trans
acting business in Salem. He made
the trip by automobile.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

After spending short time on
business having to do with the
coming canning season, William
G. Allen, manager of Hunt Broth
ers' cannery here, returned to Sa-
lem last night from Portland. He
made the trip by automobile and
was accompanied by his son,
Wayne Allen.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Probate Court

Order discharging Joseph Scher-
bring as administrator OF the es-
tate Of Gothard Muchenthaler
filed.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

S. M. Dick, inventor of the
powdered whole milk process will
be in Salem Saturday. He will be
entertained at luncheon of bus
mess men.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26
Marriage Licenses

Fred H. Vanderlaan, 28, Wood
burn and Fannie B. Noyes, 23,
Woodburn.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

Heavy damages were sustained
by two automobiles One driven
by G. A. Bostwick, an employe Of
the Gingrich Motor company, and
the other by A. S. Vachon, of Los
Angeles-when they collided here
today at the corner of Cottage and
Court streets. Mr.. Bostwick was
headed east on Court and Mr..
Vachon was moving south on Cot
tage when the crash occurred. No
one was injured, according to the
report made to the police.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

All Salem boy scouts will meet
at the Commercial club this eve
ming for the purpose Of hearing
lectures on fire prevention to be
given by M. f. MacDuff of Eugene
and employed in the federal for
estry service and Mr.. Talbot of
Portland. F. Howard zinser, scout
executive, urges that all boys be
present for the meeting has been
postponed from last week. They
will meet at the armory at 1880
and march to the club. There will
be no court of honor held at this
time.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-04-26

A porcelain top table will be
given free with each Universal
range or pipeless furnace bought
during the demonstration now on
at the H. L. Stiff Furniture Co.
101*