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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-07-13
BUSINESS SERVICE
Moving, Trucking, Storage

MOVING AND STORAGE = Local anu
goods. Richmond Storage Company.
Grating and storage. Rear 10 5. 18th
st. Phone 222S-i566. w. G. Baker,
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Help Wanted-Male
Situations Wanted-FemaIe

HOUSEWORK-W anted; situation as
housekeeper for man and wife or wild
over. Call PIT \. 9Th st.
WOMAN-Wants work by the day; any
kind of work. Write to 922 South
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Houses For Sale

T1OuSCS OdlV
5-ROOM HOUSE-With acres; close
in j. H Schell. Phone 2197 or 2OS2.
5-ROOM HOUSE-Modern; priced right
f. complete sale. J. H. Schell- Phones
2I97 or 20S2.
GROOM HOUSE-Modern; in good con-
dftion; priced reasonable; must be sold
by August Is Phone 1896.
S-ROOM HOUSE - Three acres of
ground; abundance of fruit; National
Road West; worth more. but $4,000
buys IT now. Ramsey & Huddleson,
II n. 7th st. Phone 2259-1s99.
- EXTRA BARGAINS in houses just
listed for sale; also fine building lot
on National Avenue. BY the C. F.
Keever Real Estate Co. Office z s.
18th. Phone 2169 or 1641.
BUNGALOW-5-roo modern. ]. H.
Schell. Phone 2197 or 20S2.
DOUBLE-5 rooms to side, N. 18th St. !;
garage. Jordan & Hiatt, 231 Colonial.
Phone 1870.
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MOVING, Trucking, Storage 25
BAGGAGE TRANSFERRING de-
livery, moving. local and long hauls
John Graf. Townsend's. Phi. 1296-600S
CECIL HTLING-For drawing, moving,
long hauls a speciality; get my prices:
satisfaction guaranteed. Phone 1859
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KAMP KAIRPHREE-

A summer camp for girls;
open July to Aug. 81; En-
rollment may be for season or
any shorter time; on Lake HUI
ron north of Aplina; booklet.
Directors, Mr.. and Mrs. G. r.
Swain, Kamp Kairphree AL
pima, Mich.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
TANLAC KEEPS HIM
FIT, SAYS McGRAW
Has Used Il for Years With Splendid
ResuIts-Flne for Run Down
Il Condition.

"For four years Tanlac has kept
me in the pink Of condition as I take
a few doses Of 1t every time feel a
little run down and 1t always builds
me upsagain.' said VIM. A. AlcGraw,
207 Beach Place. Tampa, Fla.
Il began taking Tanlac first. about
four years ago when was in very
bad state Of health and had been, run
down for several years. was always
taking laxatives, too, but I believe
they did me more harm than good.
'TaIlac laade me feel like brand
new man in very short time and !
have never had return of any of my
old troubles. The reason Of this am
firmly convinced is that always have
Tanlac handy and take a few doses
every time I feel bit under the
weather.
I Tanlac Is sold by all good druggists.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
HAD HIGH SENSE Of HONOR
Mark Twain PunctiIlous to Degree,
In Order to. Satisfy His "presby-
terrain Conscience"

Mark Twain, 1t is well known, Ia
bored in his older years to repay the
debts incurred by his publisher; but
probably great many persons, basing
their opinions on Twain's own jests,
supposed him to be rather happy-go-
lucky in smaller affairs. But he was
not, shows Gamaliel Bradford in his
sketch Of Twain in American Por-
traits"
The most obvious instances Of his
rectitude, says Mr.. Bradford, are in
regard to money. In spite Of his
dreams and speculative vagaries, he
was punctiliously scrupulous in
financial relations, his strictness cul-
4minating in the vast effort of pa
thence and self-denial necessary to pay
OFF the debt of honor which fell upon
him in his later years. But the nice
ness of his conscience was not limited
to broad obligations of this kind.
"Nfine was trained Presbyterian
conscience" Twain says, "and knew
but the one duty-to hunt and harry
it's slave upon all pretexts and all
occasions. I don't wish even to seem
to do anything which can invite sus-
pici9n," he said. as to matter SO
trivial as taking advantage in game.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
Lizard Skin Leather.

The island of Ceylon, which sent
peacocks, monkeys and baby elephants
to King Solomon, for that monarch's
zoo, is remarkable for varied and
interesting fauna. One of the oldest
of its animals is huge lizard, called
the cabrogoya, which attains length
of four and one-half feet.
The cabrcgoya is a very handsome
reptile, beautifully marked, and Its
skin when tanned affords a tough
leather Of excellent wearing quality
and waterproof. 1t Is used for max
ing women's shoes and, with the idea
Of introducing it in this country for
that purpose, specimen hides have re-
Gently been sent to our Department of
Commerce by the American consul at
Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

No Chance.

Mayor Lew Shank visited school No.
3, and warned the boys and girls Of
the many traffic dangers, and. ex-
planned to them their part in keeping
the streets "safe for boys and girls"
He asked the boys how many wished
to be police officers.
One tow-headed little chap held up
his hand.
II want-a be cop" he piped.
"Are you 1rish?" the mayor asked.
"Nope," came the reply.
"Well, there isn't any chance for
you. son. You'd better take up some
thing else" was the mayors disap-
pointing advice.-Indianapoli News.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
Costly Language.

In one of the palatial homes of the
new rich, man sat before a blazing
fire, q cigar between his teeth, q
liqueur at his elbow. His friend sat
opposite, likewise fortified.
The host was bewailing the enor-
NOUS cost of keeping his son at coll
lege.
"such expenses!' he cried. "And
the worst Of all is the languages"
"Languages?" repeated his friend,
FLOWS that?'
"Well," said the host, "there is one
item in the bill which runs, For
Scotch, $3.50 "-London Answers.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

Brown Ericassee Of Sleeps Tongues.
Take four sleeps tongues, wash
and cover with boiling water, then
simmer for two hours. Cool and re-
move the skin, cut in halves length
wise, sprinkle with salt and pepper
and put away in cold place until
the next day. Boil the tongues in
-four, fry in butter with a little onion
until rich brown. Add flour to the
pan, after removing the meat with
some Of the stock in which the tongue
was cooked) to prepare the gravy;
season well with salt, pepper and q
little lemon Juice. Serve with boiled
rice, all piping hot. g
Oatmeal Date cakes.-Take one
cupfuls Of sugar, two-thirds OF a cup
ful of shortening, two eggs, one-half
cupful Of sour milk, one cupful Of
chopped dates, one teaspoonful each
OF cinnamon and soda, one fourth Of
q teaspo onful Of nutmeg, one-fourth
OF a teaspoonful Of lemon rind, one
and one-half teaspoonfuls of salt, one.
fourth teaspoonful Of cloves. one cup
full Of walnut meats. two cupfuls Of
rolled oats and two and one-half cup.
fuls Of flour. Mix and drop by tea
spoonfulss on q buttered sheet. II the
rolled oats are~ Drowned slightly in
the oven, then ground, the cakes will
be more tasty and wholesome. d
Fruit and Nut Filling for Cake
Take one cupful5 Of raisins and one
half cupful sof nuts chopped and
mixed, one-half cupful Of shredded
cpconut, and one egg white. Mix we'll
and add to the egg white. Spread
over the cake a. layer Of Jelly, then
put on the filling. Frost and decorate
with halves Of walnuts.
Pineapple Delight. Take one small
can OF pineapple and one-half pound
Of marshmallo lows; soak the marshmal-;
lows In the pineapple Juice until soft.
Just before serving add one-half pint.
II whipped cream and the pineapple
sut IN. bits. Chill and serve. I
Honey Angel Cake Silt one and
one-half cupfuls Of flour -four times.
Md one teaspoonful Of cream Of tar
tar and sift again. Beat the whites Of
eleven eggs until stin, add one and
one-half cupfuls .of honey, beat light
~, add hour and beat until II is put.
Into the pan Bake In q moderate
sven.
ne! q.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
Out Of the Mouths Of Babes.

You've heard about the little girl
who was given a woolly bear that she
would name GLADLY" after the bear
in the hymn-"Gladly, my cross-eyed
bear"
Another little girl was asked If she
knew who Nero was.
Hes the Good Man." she answered,
in awed tones.
1.-THE Good Man? What makes you
think he's the Good ManY" said her
teacher.
Then, in answer, the little girl, still
in awed tones, quoted the hymn,
"Nero My God to Thee!"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
That's the difference.

Browne woman is forever talk
ing about what she would do If she
were man." Towne-"While man
contents himself with talking about
what he wouldn't do If he were a
woman"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
Avertino suspicion.

"Some of your constituents are crit
icising your English"
Encourage EN-" replied Senator
Sorghum. It'll help to convince folks
that although occasionally mingle In
society still speak as one Of the plain
people"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

.s-ts OF Another Race. +. 4. :
Mrs. Subbubs had hired a green
country girl whose looks reflected the
benefit Of plenty Of fresh air and
wholesome country food. One morn
ing Mrs. subbubs entered the kitchen
Just after the grocer's boy had been
there and she said to the girl, "Why,
Hester, what q rosy, happy face you
have this morning. You look as If the
dew had kissed you r
Hester's face grew still roster and
/ her eyes sought the floor. rs
Please'm,n she murmured, she isn't
v Jew, his name Is Michael. r
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
Insanity Laid to Microbes.

M After more than twenty years.
work among lunatics an Edinburgh
doctor has come to the conclusion
that many forms of insanity are
caused by the action of microbes.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

Nobody loves grouch-yet it's well
to remember that nearly all idiots are
cheerful.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
No Labor Saved.

"Why did you quit going around
with that labor-saving device?"
Had to work too hard trying to
sell it,"
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

cut II - tilIH SLICES, aHu
II to be pan-broiled, add
a little butter; cook we'll
on both sides, spread
generously with butter.
season with salt and pep
per, and serve hot. II
broiled,. cover with but
ter as it is placed on the
hot MATTER.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

81 Never Judge a mans religion by
what he says when you step on his
toes.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

cutlcura soothes Baby Rashss
That itch and burn, BY hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
ianointings Of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better. purer. sweeter, espe-
cially IL a little Of the fragrant Cutt-
cura Talcum is busted on, at the I'm
ish. 25c Observation-Disclosures.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

1t is better to lend than to borrow.
Lend helping hand but don't borrow
trouble.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

Wise is the man who refuses to take
his trouble seriously.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

9 Cooperation diffuses wealth and
minimizes profiteering.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
,ooooooooooooooooooo ooooos
q he Kitchen
Cabinet

Copyright. 1879. Western Newspaper Union.
Life. let us cherish while yet the
taper CLOVIS
And the fresh dow'et pluck ere It
close;
Why are we fond Of toll and care7
Why choose the ranking thorn TO
wear?'
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

spoonfuls of minced green peppers,
four tablespoonfuls Of olive oil, three
tablespoonful of vinegar, a dash Of
paprika and a few grains of salt.
Make. a French dressing Of oil and
vinegar and let the fish and potato
stand in 1t for an hour. Then COM
bine the fish, potato and pile the mix
ture upon the platter, surrounded with
shredded cabbage mixed with q salad
dressing. Sprinkle with chopped green
peppers and garnish with whole her
ring.
Turban Of Smoked saImon.-Take
one and one-fourth cupfuls Of minced
smoked salmon, three-fourths Of a cup
full Of soft bread crumbs, four table
spoonfuls Of butter, pepper, two eggs,
one tablespoonful Of minced parsley
and few drops Of onion juice. Soak
the salmon to remove the excess of
salt, then mince fine. Cook the crumbs
and milk together to a smooth. paste,
add butter, parsley and few drops
of onion Juice and turn over the fish,
Beat the egg yolks, add'to the mixture
and fold in the stiffly beaten whites.
Turn into a ring mold, surround by
boiling water and bake until firm,
about twenty-five minutes. Unfold and
ill the center with well-seasoned string
beans and serve with cream or egg
sauce.
Fish Batter cakes.-Take one-half
cupful of shredded Goldfish, one cupful
Of pastry flour, two-thirds Of a cupful
Of water, two egg yolks, one-half table
spoonful Of melted butter and two egg
whites. Freshen the fish. Put the
-four into bowl, add the water. grad
ually beating well, then the Goldfish.
Beat the yolks, add. then add the
stlffly beaten whites. Add the melted
butter and drop by tablespoonful in
to hot fat. Have the fat hot enough
to brown cube Of bread in sixty sec
0nds.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT

A tasty dish, II well cooked, Il
broiled or pan-broiled Calls heart.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01
MORE GOOD THINGS

A most appetizing salad and one very
appropriate for picnic occasions Is:
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

1.-THE best portion OF a good maE5
life-his little, nameless, unremembered.
acts of Kindness" NV
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

The best men practice better than
they preach.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

a bank teller always has somethini
.1f interest on hand. 53ss3
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

How the Fight Began.
'sThe doctor says / must keep my
mouth shut In the cold air.
"I'll open the window immedi ately."u.
Sioux County pioneer. (Fort Yates, Sioux County, N.D.) 1914-1929, 1922-06-01

Herrin0 anu FV-
tato Salad Take
one cupful Of her.
ring cut in dice,
three cupfuls of
cooked diced po-
tatoes, one tea
spoonful OF onion
mice twh table
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-02-01

mans family lives to an accompani-
ment of these perpetual reminders
that everything they want to do is bad
for them, and this never-ending in
reference with their personal liberty.
She never dreams that she IL hacking
away at their bodily and mental fiber.
and that sooner or later 1t will give
away. At last, her deadly work done,
she comes. mad with fear. dragging
her poor victim along with her to
the doctor, and we haven't got the
courage to say TO her. Madam, you
have Just about murdered this poor
unfortunate. and the only thing that
will cure him, or her. Is to be free Of
you for the time being. at least
Tho other day, four solemn, serious
looking women dressed In black,
brought a pale, frail, young girl to
my office. They said that nothing in
particular seemed the matter with the
girl. but she ppeared to be going into
decline. Had no appetite. slept badly,
no energy or interest in anything. A
few questions brought out the fact
| that these women were the girls
grandmother, and mother. and two
old maid aunts who lived in the
house with her, and who adored her
and who had never let her do a thing
for herself on an impulse OF her own
81 told them I would not under
take the case unless the girl was sem
away from home. alone. They were
J Mortified. 1 told them that she woulC
, die II she stayed at home, and tina
, what was the matter with her wa!
that they were sucking her youth
and her very life blood from her. The,
were vampires. AT last, they con
scented to let the girl go. and in thre
. months she got well and blooming.
) Did you ever notice how often wild
3 ows and widowers seem to bloom on
E az soon as they lose the partners O
r their bosoms? Let a womans husban
e die, and by the time she lifts he
veil, she looks as If she had battle
,. in the fountain Of perpetual youth
: Let mans wife die and he sprie
= up. The man who has been hum
I shouldered straightens himself up; h
who has shuffled along. dragging hi
I feet, steps out like a boy.
: Mature has administered her gree
n anodyne, separation. They are free
t do as they please for the first time i
= ten or twenty years. They no longe
d live in dread of domestic brutalitie
n OF fault-finding and abuse. They Il
n longer have to steel themselves to er
d dure the nagger on the hearth, ar
l. they suddenly find themselves we
t, and strong again after years of drat
g,ng ill-health. because health al
y happiness walk hand In hand.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-02-01
LITTLE BENNY'S
NOTEBOOK

Pop was up in the setting room hold
ing his face with one hand and ma sed,
Willyum, you've got tooth axe and
you cant deny It, you've got tooth
axe and there's no use saying you
haven't,
There's no use having Il at all, for
that matter. as far as / can see, but
I've got It all the same, confownd sutch
tooth, sed pop.
There. l told you you had tooth
axe. sed ma.
You dident tell me enythfng dident
know, sed pop, and ma sed Well for
nersey sake wy don't you 80 GROUND
10 the dentist?
know as mutcf abous Il ms that
berd does. all he would 90 would be
to make IL bert verse and then about
hour later II would stop herting by
itself, Jest as 1t would Of done enyway,
I know this tooth, know It well, don't
mention dentist to me, sed pop.
But my goodniss. Willyum, sed ma,
and pop sed, Nuthing doing, let me
alone. cant you see I'm injoying this?
WITCH jest then my sister Gladdis came
1 in, saying. For land sake. father, wy
don't you 20 TO the dentists?
For the same reason I gave your
mother before you came in. sed pop
and Giaddis sed. o well, It's your tooth
its your fenerel, It's intirely up 20 you
II duzzent seem that way, sed pop
you awt 10 take a tip from Benny, he't
the ony one of you with eny sents. yot
don't heer him asking me wy don't 81
to the dentist.
We'll wy don't you, pop? l Sod, an'
pop sed, wy don't you go 10 bed, an'
Il you wunt to know the ansAr 20 that
the anser is because If you don't In
going TO tnke of my good rite siippe
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-02-01

A doctor who IN famous nerve
specialist said to mo the other day:
do you know the prescription that
give oftener than any other? II is
separation. l have found out that
what ais most peoples nerves Is an
overdose OF family. and II l can just
get my patients 10 break away from
their husbands. and wives, and chill
dren. and mothers, and fathers, and
their sisters, and their cousins. and
their aunts, they get well OF them
selves.
That's the main good OF sanitar-
iums. They give people respite from
their near relatives. and makes the
separation automatically without hurt
ing anybody's feelings.
THE ordinary layman has no con-
ception OF how the people with whom
we live wear upon US. and react upon
Us, but we doctors know. We know
that nearly every case OF nervous
prostration means a fretting wife, or
nagging husband. or a meddling
mother, or cantankerous mother
in-law. People lay their breakdowns
10 overwork when 1t is really only
TN overdose Of family. We can stand
lot OF outside work and worry. II
things are happy and peaceful at
home. It's the inside Job that gets
us. and that steals from US health
and spirit.
Very often domesticity Is like Sam
son In the Bible. II Stays its thousands
with jaw bone OF an ass. have scores
of patients who are simply being
talked to death by their families, and
who only need to get off by then.
selves, and away from the perpetual
family monologue TO get well.
"Nagging has killed more people
than all OF the seven deadly plague.
combined. and II is perfectly useless
to try TO stop nagging at the sourc'
because In the first place, the .naggel
never admits to nagging. and in thu
second place, nagging Is generally In
spired by over-love and oyer-anxiety
and 80 the nagger accounts her nag
glng to herself for Righteousness in
stead of recognizing it as the creates
fault human being can have.
ct is love, and not hate, tina
causes q woman to make her hus
bands and children's lives q burdel
,, TO them by her perpetual. Don't ge
your feet wet, or you will take cold
Have you got on your rubbersT 'Di
you tie up your throat? DO put o
: heavier coat Don't wear those thi
slippers' Don't eat that. it Is ba
for your stomach Don't sit up read
ing Don't go TO that party tonigh
it's too cold, or too dry, or too wet
DAY In and day out, such a VIC
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-02-01
My Marriage Problems
Adele Garrison New Phsse Of
Revelations of a Wife
cseyruAa ,ss,. ~ N.~spApsr Inc

need TO scream your wish 10 that any
chance passerby may hear. That car
may not be the only one to pass by
here tonight. or there may be other
cyclists along. or people walking. Well
Keep perfectly still for another fve
minutes, and then get out OF here and
back ON the home trail as quietly az
we can. And pray that we don't meet
anybody"
II Ask You Sometngs!"
The prayer apparently was answer
Cd for when at tho end OF the time
abe had named we stole noiselessly
out OF tho thicket these was no sound
to Indicate that any ono but ourselves
was astir In the dark woods. And We
made our way eafely back to the
farmhouse with no more tcrrorizing
sound In our ears than the occasional
call OF scrc1ch owl.
As We camc into the farmyard. Ka-
tic halted suddenly.
Our rooms all dark" she said wor-
ricdly. Il wonder we're dot Jeem Is
The kitchen door opened, and Mother
Grsham's relieved face was framed In
he light that streamed out.
"Oh. I'm so glad you're back!" she
said. 1--WE been worried pretty nearly
out of my mind since you've been gone,
Tor fear something had happened TO
you. by the way. Katie, Jim left word
that he had to go away for n day or
two. lie said this note he left would
explain. He must have had word from
somebody awful sudden. but l don't
know how he got 1t. for there hasn't
been n telegraph messenger or any,
body with the mail hero all day"
! Her face and eyes betrayed the
strong curiosity she felt concerning
| the contents of the letter she held out
to the girl. But Katie spoke no word
IN answer.
She stretched out her hand for the
/ letter. and when she had received Il.
she turned Il over and over with such
a look OF pitiful wonder on her face
that l felt my throat I'LL up. think
the truth flashed upon her In that mo-
ment. Then she turned to me with a
new strange dignity.
You plses excoose. Meesis Graham
like to 80 by my own ROOM"
"Of course, Katie" hesitated for a
minute, then added lamely enough
Would you like me 20 come with
your
She gave me a wan little smile far
sadder than toans.
Tank you, Mees,s Graham, you sc
goot 70 me, but you plees excoose, no
shoost now. Bimeby. maybe eef you n,
busy. / COON ask you something"
(To be continued)