Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1922-02-08

Little
Shocks.
Much
Louder
Silver
Handled
Box.
As a man thinketh so he isl. But
how is it with man who thinketh he
is the whole thing?
If runaway Ford went down past
Smith Hardware, would Charlie Park
err?
We seldom ever believe a girl en-
joys kiss unless we have it from her
own lips.
Dynamiting is a quick way Of clear
ing ground of stumps, but you ought
to see Virgil Grubb.
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The first syllable in the name of
Ayrelade is given the dog because
it is the thing it needs most when it
gets wet.
Agricultural Teacher r. A. Power
rises to remark" What would you think
of two men who went out in the woods
and returned with two rabbits and a
collection of alibis. That's what En-
ing did" The Censor editor rises Ia
remark that on several occasions he
has returned with only the alibis.
OF course there are others, but one
difference is that the chickens on the
farm go to bed earlier, suggests Hen.
ry Rogers.
Little grains of powder,
Little gobs of paint,
Makes a girls complexion
Look like what it ant.
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If you are in doubt about the spell
ing of words, go over to Jaekson's ga
rage and let Raymond Spellum.
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The only perfect man in the world
is the one your wife refused to marry
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Some ministers are uncommonly
strong, say Otto Brown and Guy Gull
yer, after witnessing the ease with
which Rev. Evans handled the piano
they were making such an awful fuss
over. 1t really was a mean trick, for
it was piano-case organ and weigh
ed only 300 pounds, and the young
minister's physical prowess was on a
par with that ofJerome X. Jerome's
Englishman who was riding with his
wife on tandem bicycle, and Dragged
about the east with which he was
making the hill, only to find he had
lost the wife at the foot.
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Thatsafc or.Irf thft,rv LaN a.
a good wife-that's bad husband.
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Do you suppose that working under
the First National Bank makes Elmer
Parr?
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After all, Brother Ziegfeld is the
first man TO succeed in making money
on his follies.
CONTRIBUTED
A Censor reader becomes inspired
over the Office Cat column and sends
in the following interrogations:
Who did Andy Beat? And is Sher-
man Farr?
Does the Webb Hardware Co. sell
cobwebs
The Brown Music Co Otto be paint
ed new color
If young lady asked for Favor,
do you think she'd get l.. D.?
What became of the old year when
it went out? There was no moon
shine.
To be Frank about it Boyle would
MT sell Hay.
There is already an "officer" in the
coal business, TO say nothing about
the "Colman."
H. E. Rogers says hoopslkirts win be
in style this season.
Why does Rev Harris look like
Wilson? Ask something hard
Isn't it rather early 70 talk of
spring dandelions
The Detroit mans invention is a
failure-Goldsmith has a tire which
runs a block ahead Of the auto.
It was thought the reason the South
Eastern was late so often was because
the engineer Shirks on the job When
VIII heard about it, he was quite
Peavy.
Does anyone remember way back
when DIR. J. H. G. played on the base
ball team2 Butt listen.
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The men in church congregation
pay for the church carpet.
Dub u - the NDiueH WHO wear II JUL
says Rev. Harris.
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When manieurists elena your nails
do they charge according to the pen
ny system?
Rural Romance
We stood at the gate as the sun went
down
Behind the hill at the close Of day;
Her look was pensiye; her eyes we're
brown,
Her breath was sweet as the new
mOwn hay.
For out Of the west the last sunshine
Fell lightly on her golden bair;
Her tender eyes looked straight in
mine,
And look Of perfect trust was there.
I see her enclosed in the sunlight food,
see her, peacefully standing now;
standing and chewing her
eud,
- I rubbed her ears-that Jersey COW.
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When a man says he is getting UP
in the morning and isn't, is he lying
ia bed T?
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Inactive
Ripp: Does he practice any kind
Of physical culture ?"