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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
SEDGWICk NEWS

The funeral of Chas. Clark was held
Sunday at one o'clock P. NJ. at the
NJ. E. church, in charge of Rev. Ben
nington and G. H. Austin. Burial was
made at the Sedgwick cemetery north
of town. The bereaved family have
the sincere sympathy of all.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Jankovsky and
children of Ovid were in town Sun
day visiting at the home of James
Jankovsky.
Mrs. R. T. McGrew left Friday for
Denver and Hugo, Colo, where she
will make an extended visit, but is
expected back here to spend the
Christmas holidays.
A distressing accident occurred
Sunday afternoon in the river south
west of town when Lawrence Mum
son was shot, accidentally by a man
from Haxtun, while hunting ducks.
Lawrence was taken to the Julesburg
Community Hospital and is under the
care Of Drs. Hayes and Dutton. 1t is
said this Tuesday morning that he is
getting along as well as could be ex-
pected.
L. 0. Ekwall and wife and John
Sincock left Friday night for Roches-
ter, Minn., where the two gentlemen
expect to take medical treatment
These citizens of our town will be
missed and here's hoping they soon re-
turn, much improved in health.
Mr.. c. M. Robson of Julesburg was
business visitor in Sedgwick Tues
day.
The people of Sedgwick were sad
dened Sunday evening in learning of
the death of Bill" Nation, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. H. D. Nation. A little
over year ago he was accidentally
shot in Jackson's pool hall and never
recovered from it, altho everything
was done for him that human hands
could do. He was a brave soldier in
the recent World War, having seen
some Of the fiercest fighting during
the last days. A large number Of
ex-soldiers and American Legion bovs
Of the county attended his funeral,
which was held Tuesday afternoon at
2 O'Clock at the NJ. E. church, inter
ment being in the Sedgwick cemetery.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
NOTICE OF SALE OF PROPERTY
UNDER CHATTEL MORTGAGE

NOTICE is hereby given, that by
virtue of a certain chattel mortgage,
gwen by Charlie French to R. F. Pars-
ley on November 16, 1920, upon the
following described property, to-wit:
2 Beet Cultivators, l Beet Drill, 3
Plows, 2 Harrows, Potato Digger,
Potato Sorter, 2 Potato Cultlvators,
l John Deere Beet Fuller, Grain
Drill, Moline Grain Binder, l Stack
er and Hay Sweep, Moving Machine
and l Hay Rake, l Disk, Mountain
Wagon, l Beet Rack, Wynona Wa
gon, 2 Beet Racks, 4 Sets Harness and
Horse Collars, Black Cow, 4 Mares,
3 Geldings, l Ford Car, model 1918;
e interest in an Aspmwai Potato
Planter, " interest in J. NJ. Myers "
Ditc"er, to secure the payment OF two
promlssory notes, given by the said
Charlie French to the said K. F. Pars-
ley, dated Nov. 16, 1929, each 1or the
sum OF S1,lS7.50, default having been
made in the payment of said promis-
sorry notes. and the interest due there
on and under and by virtue of the
terms of said mortgage, the said
notes having become que and payable,
and default in the payment of the
same having been made, the under
signed has taken possession of all of
the above described property, except
one Beet Rack, Hay Stacker and l
Geldlng, under said mortgage.
And Notice is hereby given, that the
undersigned as such mortgage, will
sell all of the above described pro-
perty, as was taken under said mort
gage, at the residence of D. A. Reese,
on the Northeast Quarter of Section
Thirty-one (31) in Township Twelve
Q2) North Range Forty-five (45)
West in Sedgwick County, Colorado,
on the 22d day of December, A. D.
1922, at One % o'clock P. NJ. at pub
lie auction to the highest and best bid
der for cash, the proceeds of said sale
to be applied to the payment of said
notes, together with the interest and
expenses of foreclosure and sale.
Dated at Julesburg, Colorado, No
vember 9th A. D. 1922.
r. F. PARSLEY,
Mortgage.
Pound & Marshall,
Attorneys for Mortgagee.
First Pub Nov. 80, 1922.
Last Pub. Dec. 21, 1922.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

uary 2nd, 1928, at 1000 O'Clock A. NJ.
Tor the furnishing of books. blanks,
stationery, records, printing and litho-
graphing, such as County warrants
with stubs, bound in book form,
bound tax receipts and duplicate
tax sale certificates. redemption GER
tificates, road petitions and bonds, tax
rolls, tax sale records, letter heads,
envelopes, all blanks used by the Pub
lie Trustee, all blanks used by the Reg
istrar of Titles, and all blanks used by
all other County Officers. All such
blanks are to conform with the form
of record now in use in the several Of
fices. And such other office supplies,
printing of commissioners proceedings
and otner notices As will be required
by the county for the year 1923.
Persons desiring to make bids for
any or all county supplies can see
samples Of articles desired at the
County Clerks office in Julesburg
Colorado.
By ORDER OF THE BOARD OF
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OF
SEDGWICK COUNTY.
NELLIE E. NICHOLS,
County Clerk.
First Pub. Nov. 80, 1922.
Last Pub. Dec. %, 1922.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
OVID NEWS

James Parker, Jr. spent the week
end with his brother, Horace and
family.
Mrs. Drummond and Miss Beatrice
motored out to E. B. Connerly's Mon
day evening.
Mrs. Geo. Hogan was looking after
business matters Wednesday, which
took him out of town.
Little Violet Bennett spent sever.
al days visiting her aunt, Mrs. Abbott,
last week.
Several small boys are earning good
money trapping during their vacation
Mr.. C. H. Hagemeister is among
those on the sick list this week.
The Riverside School is planning on
ciphering match on the afternoon
of Dec. 9Th.
Sunday guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Wickman were Mr.. Frank Her
fert and family, Emily Hagemeister
and Messrs. Emil, Joseph and Adolph
Neugebauer.
Mr.. Joe Beck who recently rented
the L. NJ. Hogan ranch, has taken
advantage Of the nice weather for
moving.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
NOTICE OF ADJUSTMENT DAY

Estate of William C. Droge, De-
ceased.
No. 1888.
All persons having claims against
said estate are hereby notified to pre-
sent them tor adjustment to the Coun-
ty Court of Sedgwick County, Colo
rado, on the Both day of December A.
D. 1922.
H. N. MARSHALL,
Administrator with the will ennexed
of the Estate of William C. Droge, de-
ceased.
riist Pub. Nov. 30, 1922.
Last Pub. Dec. 20, 1922.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

ing, Grocery counters and scales, Dry
Goods counters and shelving, Furni-
ture and Timers Tools, Office Equip
ment, including a Six Hundred Ac-
count McCaskey Filing Cabinet and
Overhead Cash Carrying System, Fire
Extinguishers, Window Fixtures, Elec-
trio Light Fixtures and many other
miscellaneous fixtures needed to con-
duct $75,000.0O Department Store.
This stock of fixtures must be sold
and sold quick.
BALKENBUSH G. KINNEY,
1t Sterling, Colo.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
NOTICE FOR BIDS OF PRINTING
OF DELINQUENT TAX LIST

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received by the Board of
County Commissioners of Sedgwick
County, Colorado, up to Tuesday, jan
uary 2, 1923, at 1000 o'clock A. NJ. for
the printing of the Tax Sale notice
and delinquent tax list of property to
be sold in 1923.
Dated this 14th day of November,
1922.
BY ORDER OF THE BOARD OF
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OF
SEDGWICK COUNTY.
NELLIE E. NICHOLS,
County Clerk.
First Pub. Nov 80, 1922.
Last Pub Dec. %, 1922.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
NJ. E. CHURCH LADIES' AID
BAZAAR AND SUPPER DEC. Is

The Ladies Aid of the NJ. E. church
will hold their bazaar in the base
ment of the church Friday, Dec. Is,
commencing at 100 P. NJ. They will
also serve a chicken pie supper in the
evening, commencing at 500 O'Clock.
Following is the menu:
MENU
Chicken Pie
Mashed Potatoes GRAVY
Babed Beans Salad
Pickles
Bread and Butter
Coffee Pie
Admission-Adults Soc; Children un-
der 10 years old, 3Oc.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

Coffee House." Coffee and lunch only
will be served day and night. Mr..
Mcdowell expects to be open for bus.
ness the latter part of this week. Hav-
ing leased the entire building "Rest
Room" will also be installed and the
farmers wives and children are VEL
come to the use of same.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

All schools were dismissed and at
tended in body.
Mr. and Mrs. Victor Miller and
family visited in Big Springs Sunday.
Mrs. Miller's mother, Mrs. Root, re-
turned with them to visit for a few
days.
Mr. and Mrs. Jess Stewart are
visiting at the Ernest Warren home.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
RED CROSS NURSES SCHEDULE
SEDGWICk COUNTY

Monday and MISUNDERSTANDING
Schools.
Tuesday-Ovid School
Thursday-Sedgwick School.
Friday-Rural Schools.
Saturday-9:0O to 12:OO-Consulta-
ton, Girls Dormitory at Sedgwick
County High School building in Jules
burg. If
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
THE CHURCH OF CHRIST

There was a good attendance last
Sunday. Services next Sunday, De-
cember 3rd are as follows:
Bible School 9:45 A. M.
Communion and Sermon HOO A.
M.
C. E. $50 P. M.
Preaching 7:3O P. M.
EDWIN ROOT, Pastor.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
FOR SALE

AS we are closing out the entire
stock of the Sterling Dry Goods Co.,
Sterling, Colo, we are in position to
offer their entire stock of fixtures at
sacrifice prices, either in lump lot
or by separate pieces, such as Ladies'
Ready-to-Wear and Clothing Cabinets
and Show Gases, Hardware display
counters, etc, including Warren Shelv-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
COLBY HERE TUESDAY

Frank E. Colby, Optometrist, will
be at the Brown Hotel, room As, next
Tuesday, December 5th. Eyes exam
ined, glasses fitted. Children's ewes
a speciality. Also showing the latest
improved ear phone for deaf people.
Hours: 900 A. M. to 500 p. M.
COME EARLY. II
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

dresses and skirts. Millinery at cost
This sale starts Friday, Nov. oath
One week only.
MRS. P. A. MCFARLAND,
nZ3-3o Big Springs, Nebr.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

FOR SALE-Thorough-bred sows,
bred to Superb Orion Sensation,
son Of Great Orion Sensation, twice
worlds champion. Henry Thode, 12
miles southeast of Julesburg.
n3O-d2l*
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

FOR SALE-Well located 7-room
house with 100-foot front. Price
$1,500.0O; $250.00 down, balance
on good terms. Arnold & Green.
n3O-d7
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

LOST-Black Galloway fur coat, be-
tween Ovid and Julesburg. Finder
please leave at Benefits store in
Ovid and received reward. Fred j.
Evans, Ovid. n23-30"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

FOR SALE-One fresh COW, years
old, with heifer calf weeks old. /
fresh Gurnsey-Holstein COW, years
old and calf 2 weeks old. C. V.
Parker. n23-30*
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
NOTICE

Let me do your hauling. am pre-.
pared to do all kinds of team work at
reasonable prices. l will be glad to
figure with you on any job, large or
small.
tt E. S. FLORA.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

FOR TRADE-29O acres fine level,
improved irrigated land one mile
from town, cheap water. Will car
ry back $500 per acre for long
time. Make offer. Owner, Box 931,
Bridgeport, Nebr. o26-n30*
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

WANTED-To trade good Hupmobie
Model N for Ford coupe or sedan
R. C. McNally. It,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
STATIONERY PROPOSALS

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received by the Board of
County Commissioners of Sedgwick
County, Colorado, up to Tuesday, jan
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

TO LEASE-River stock ranch for
300 cattle. Evart w. Johnson.
np3-30
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Sunday, December 3, 1922
Sunday School-1O:OO A. NJ.
Public Worship-1l: A. NJ.
Epworth League-6:3O P. NJ.
Evening Worship-7:3O P. NJ.
II you have no church home in
Julesburg, We invite you to worship
with us.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

FOR RENT-Small house close in.
Water and lights in house. G. H.
Austin. n23-30
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

WANTED-Good clean rags at this
office. If
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

WANTED-To buy few railroad
ties. Inquire at this office. If
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30

WANTED-Rags. They must be
soft and clean. Bring them to this
office and receive Sc per lb.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
Want Ads

FOR RENT-Store room, located first
door south of Robson Filling Sta
ton. See Joe Nemec at the Tailor
Shop tt
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
VIM. G. MCDOWELL WILL OPEN
COFFEE HOUSE IN JULESBURG

VIM. G. McDowll is making arrange
ments to open Coffee House in the
McNally building on Front Street. this
new enterprise to be known as "Mac's
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1922-11-30
GREAT CUT PRICE SALE

OF women's and misses coats, suits,
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
important 70 Mothers
Social Distinctions.

Samuel Untermeyer, the noted New
York lawyer, at dinner at the Ritz
Carlton said:
Social distinctions are. all right,
no doubt, but they make me think of
a certain war profiteer.
This chap gave party in his
new Fifth avenue house and, Of course,
there was an orchestra to play for
the singers and dancers.
Sat the evenings end, when sup
per was served, the butler appeared
before the orchestra and said:
"The first and second violins eats
In the dinin' room and the rest of
the instruments in the servants
ALL"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
An ounce of common sense is worth
pound of book learning.
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have tho Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
It is that so many products that are ex.
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is PLAINTIFF article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to q medicine
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says ''Take for
example DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate 70 recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success Of Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
20 many people claim, that it fulflIs al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle Of
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer q Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
Tor sale at all drug stores. Advertisement
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
CALOMEL IS A
DANGEROUS DRUG
Next Dose May SaIivate You,
Loosen Teeth or Start
rheumatism.

Calomel is mercury; quicksilver. 1t
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
cramping and sickening you. Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
If you feel bilious, headachy, consti-
pated and all knocked out, just go to
your druggist and get bottle of bod
sons Liver Tone for few cents which
is harmless vegetable substitute for
dangerous calOmel. Take a spoonful
and If it doesn't start your liver and
straighten you up better and quicker
than nasty calOmel and without making
you sick, you just go back and get your
money.
Don't take calomel! 1t makes you
sick the next day; it loses you a days
work. Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
you right up and you feel great. No
salts necessary. Give it to the children
because it is perfectly harmless ans
can not sallvate.-Advertise
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
DIvULGED SECRET OF PAPA'S
Small Daughter of Story Writer Quite
Unwilling to Make Exhibition of
Family Skeleton.

A little girl, whose father is widely
known as writer of humorous stories,
was recently approached by visitor,
who said:
at must be nice to have a papa who
knows so many fine stories"
The little girl blushed and hung her
head
aren't you proud of your papaF
the visitor asked.
yes" the little girl answered, "but
l think ought to tell you something"
"What is it?'
"The stories by my papa aren't
stories at ALL"
Not storiesy'
'sNO."
And in a deep, hoarse whisper, the
child confessed:
HE makes them all up out Of his
own head"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

I find that / can work in the laundry all
through the time and do my housework,
too. Last month ! was so surprised at
myself to be up and around and feeling
10 good while before used to feel COM
pletely lifeless. ] have told some of the
girls who work with me and have such
troubles to try Lydia E. Pinkham'sV ege-
table Compound, and / tell them how it
has helped me. You can use my testi-
monial for the good of others. Mrs.
BLANCHE SILVIA, SO Grant St., Taunton,
Mass.
It's the same story-one friend telling
another of the value of Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIES
WITH "DlAM0ND DYES

Each package of Diamond Dyes" con.
tains directions so simple any woman can
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia.
mond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot,
fade, streak or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye il
wool or silk, or whether it is linen, cot
ton or mixed goods.-advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
%gesH7,Ayess
KING PIN
PLUG TOBACCO
hiOlU1l as
that good kind
Cry h-audy you
OiH k'l0tU u1ily
Amusing Official Error.

We sometimes speak unkindly Of
our postal4ssystem. but here's a little
story of the Paris post office: Last
summer the Grosvenor library of
Buffalo was asked the height and
dimensions of the Venus of Milo. The
library had not the figures available
and sent to headquarters to find out.
writing directly to the Louvre, Paris.
The reply came back on the letter.
head of the Grand Magasins du
Louvre, and said: '.We are pleased
to give you herewith the inquiries re.
quested." Then followed prices OF
bronzes of the Venus of various
heights from $50 francs to 800 francs.
The Paris post Office had overlooked
the museum and sent the letter to
the department store.The Nations
Business.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
MOTHER, QUICK! GIVE
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
FOR CHILD'S BOWELS

Even sick child loves the "fruity"
taste of California Fig Syrup" If the
little tongue is coated, or if your child
Is listless, cross, feverish, full of cold,
or has collie, teaspOonful will never
fail to open the bowels. In a few
hours you can see for yourself how
thoroughly it works all the constipa-
ton poison, sour bile and waste from
the tender, little bowels and gives you
a well, playful child again.
Millions of mothers keep California
Fig Syrup" handy. They know tea
spoonful today saves a sick child To-
morrow. Ask your druggist for genuine
California Fig Syrup" which has d.
rections for babies and children of all
ages printed on bottle. Mother! You
must say california" or you may get
an imitation fig syrup.-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
Had the Proof.

A Sunday school teacher in q
Pennsylvania town did not seem in
clined to accept the assertion. of one
of her girl pupils that she had been
christened in an orthodox way.
"How do you know you have?" asked
the teacher with a smile.
Because" said the little girl, 81
have the marks on my arm. Milwau-
kee Sentinel.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
Rundown, Nervous?
weak Women Can Find The
AaHsz TRAmpm RamAA
Help They Need.


Greenville, Miss. -" When first
began taking DR.. Pierce's medicine I
only weighed 103 pounds; now weigh
liz. | was q nervous wreck and
could not do any of my homework.
At first I was afraid / had heart dis
ease. A friend told me of DR.. Pierce's
wonderful medicines, and I began
taking them. Now 1 do not know
what it is to feel fatigued. I highly
recommend both the Favorite Pre-
scription and the Medical Discovery
for | have proof that they are good
even when other things fail to help.
/ always recommend them to my
neighbors." - Mrs. jimmy Scott, No.
$40 Deaton Street.
Write to Doctor Pierce, President
1ndalids' Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y, for
free medical advice.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for Name "Bayer" on the Tab.
lets, Then You Need
Never Worry.

II you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over twenty-one years, you must
ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The name "Bayer" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita-
Observation-Disclosures
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
cuticura socthes Baby Rashea

That itch and burn, by hot baths
Of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cialIy If a little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum Is busted on at the fin
lsh. 25c each.-Advertisement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

troubles that women
sometimeshave that
my doctor ordered
me to stay in bed a
week in every month.
It didn't do me much
good, so one day after
talking with a friend
who took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound for
about the same trou-
bles / had, / thought
--1J 49, - H.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
Shocking Him Into Acton.

Youth-Last night in my dfeams
I proposed to you. Miss Eva. What
do You suppose that signifies?
Eva (impatiently) lit shows that
SOU have more brains when asleep
than you have when you're awake.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

Fresh, sweet, white, dainty clothes
for baby, If you use Red Cross Ball
Blue. Never streaks or Injuries them.
All good grocers sell it.-Advertise-
ment.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

20 Happy Day. sang the laundress
as she hung the snowy wash on the
line. It was a 'shappy day. because
Jhe used Red Cross Bali Blue. --Adver-
1sement.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

FOR COLDS, GROUP AND PAINS.
Use Vacher-BaIm 1T relieves at once.
AVOID INVITATIONS.
If we have no agent where you live,
write for free sample to g. w
Eacher, Inc, New Orleans, Lar-Ad.
vertisement
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
A. catastronhe

Peck--0n the day on which my we'd
ding occurred
Heck (interrupting) You'll pardon
me, old MAN. but ealamities occur.
Marriage balls and receptions take
place."
Peck-That being the distinction.
we'll let what I said stand
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
Slow Process.

Does your wife practice economy"
''Oh, yes. she practices it. But she
doesn't seem to learn very fast !"-
Judge.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

It must be great consolation to the
widow when the insurance more than
covers the loss.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

"What do you understand by sheer
folly'?" IT suppose it's the kind you
can see through easily"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

A man is usually embarrassed when
he proposes marriage. to woman
either financially or otherwise.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

The first thing man does after
making fool of himself is to try to
explain how it happened.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

Some men are like elevators they
come down in the world every time
they go up. s.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

Notoriety pays as well as fame, but
fame goes ON after death.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24

A Musical Critic.
"A mean critic, fOrsooth."
"Eh?"
HE raps your rhapsody"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1922-02-24
Naturally Qualified.

"What makes you think your boy
Josh will be a good jazz performer?"
Because" answered Farmer Corn
tossel, "he can stand most any kind
of a noise without getting nervous