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The Republican journal., 1922-01-05

A full attendance of Silver Cross
Lodge, X. of P, is requested at their
meeting Wednesday evening, Jan. 18th,
to meet Louis A. Jack, G. c., and Edgar
y. Brown, g. X. r. s., who will be
guests.
The Republican journal., 1922-01-05
Have You Made Your Will?

do make
md Yuwil
and
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
SMART MAIDEN LADY

Before the sultan ate, his cook
and prime minister tasted each
dish; that guarantee against poison
comes back in prohibition.
A maiden lady, living in a big
hotel, requires a little whisky for
her stomach's sake. A trusted bell
boy is her purveyor. Warned that
she might swallow wood alcohol
some day, she said: every month
when George brings my new bottle
| make him take good drink of it
before my eyes and before I pay
him. Then | put the bottle away
and watch George for three days. II
he does not die or go blind, / know
it's safe for me to use it." That's a
true story and may be of use to other
maiden ladies dependent on bell
boy. American women are prac-
teal. Atlanta Georgian.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
He DEFINED DREAD MALADY
French Physician Who discovered"
Diphtheria Is to Be Honored
by the Medical World.

The medical world is preparing
to commemorate soon the centenary
Of Bretonneau's discovery of diph-
liberia.
The dread malady is not really
so modern, of course, as the ami
versary suggests. 1t was known to
the ancients as the Egyptian evil" "
and appeared in frequent epidemics
both in the British isles and on the
Continent during the Seventeenth
and Eighteenth centuries. But it
was Pierre Bretonneau of Tours
who first identified the symptoms in
a collective diagnosis and defined
the disease in the celebrated treatise
laid in 1922 before the French
Academy of Medicine. The famous
Tours doctor also gave the disease
the name, of Greek derivation, by
which it is now known in medical
textbooks throughout the world.
The Bretonneau centenary will be
celebrated at Tours under distin-
guished medical auspices
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
EVER WATCHFUL



Watch the kidney secretions.
See that they have the amber nue.
OF health.
The discharge is not excessive or
infrequent;
Contain no "brick-dust like sedi-
ment
Doan's Kidney Pills are especially
for weak kidneys. Ask your neigh
bort
Let Wallace citizen tell you how
they work
w. w. Hansker, AIS River St.,
Wallace, Idaho, says: my kidneys
we're out of order and caused me
lot of trouble My back was dull
constant ache and dreadfully lame
across my kidneys. The kidney Sc
cretions passed too frequently and !
was generally run down until ! be-
gan taking Doan's Kidney Pills. A
few boxes completely cured me-"
Price Coo. at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Hansker had. FosterMilburn
Co, Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
SLIGHTLY BEHIND THE TIMES
But Mr.. J. Fuller Gloom Could Hardly
Be Blamed When He Made
Explanation.

sThese be, indeed, parlous times
and the outlook is frightfully omi-
nousw solemnly asserted J. Fuller
Gloom. "a little boy named Char
ley Ross has just been stolen from
his parents, the abominable crime
of demonetizing silver has been ac-
complished, Sitting Bull has COM
mitted further atrocities, the Fox
sisters claim that they are in con-
slant communication with the spirit
world, and"
"What under the sun are you
talking about, Mr.. Gloom? Those
affairs happened somewhere back in
the '70s."
WELL WE'LL Is that so? feel
greatly relieved. You see, / have
had several engagements lately with
my dentist, and have been reading
the periodicals on the table in his
reception room while / was wait
ing. kansas City Star.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
SURELY SEEMED A GOOD BET
Unfortunately Horse Races Are Not
Conducted as This Young
lady Imagined.

Representative Cannon was argu-
ing tariff question at a dinner In
Danyille.
my opponent" he said, reminds
me of the young lady at the races
This young lady's escort said to
her:
'Podasokus is the favorite. Sup
pose | put ten-spot on him for
you both ways?"
"sOh, yes, that will be jollyp
said the young lady.
"Well, the race was run, and Pc
dasokus, the favorite, was nowhere.
He came lounging in about seven
tenth.
"'How much do | getY cried the
young lady, as poor old PodasolSus
arrived, and she clapped her little
hands together for joy.
"Why- nothing said her
escort.
"'But how silly You arep said
the young lady sharply. Didn't |
bet on Podasokus both ways? Then
| gain, of course, whether he won or
lost
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
SWEDEN PROUD or WRITER
Famous Academy Makes Somewhat
New Departure, However, in Addi-
ton to Its Membership.

For the first time in history the
Swedish academy, founded by King
Gustayus III in 1886, a hulnorist
and comic artist has been elected to
that exclusive body. This honor
has been bestowed on Albert Eng
strom, one of the most popular fig
ures in Sweden, editor of Strix, a
Swedish humorist weekly, writer of
distinction and the creator of some
of the funniest cartoons and char
acter sketches that ever came out
of Scandinavia.
The Swedish academy, popularity
known as s9The Eighteen" for its
membership is limited to that NUM-
Der, was nodded by its royal found
er on the pattern of the French
academy, for the special object of
preserving, purifying and elevating
the Swedish language. It's motto
is Genius and Good Taste"
Engstrom's popularity is based
on his brilliant essays, principally
on marine subjects, as well as on
his sympathetic sketches Of the
common people, sailors, fishermen,
longshoremen and country types.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
VAIN TO SEEK HAPPINESS"
Only to Be Found by Those Who Have
Proved Themselves Capable
of Approaching Her.

'Tn America we are all in the
hunt men and women. Our ever
lasting quest of excitement is wear
ing us out" says Irving Bachelor,
the well-known writer. 1--WE may
find knowledge and excitement and
even pleasure abroad, but not that
abiding presence we call Happiness
which, unless she be dead, is always
calling us back home. Everyone
who goes about looking for Happi-
ness will look in vain. If he is ca
pable of seeing her, he will find her
waiting on his doorstep when he
gets home.
"What is happiness? Is it not IN
love Of ones task and Of his asso-
Citations? / am convinced that it
is born of those two loves, or not
at all.
'"Fhe greatest happiness lies in
having found ones work and in be-
ing strong to do it. Good health is,
therefore, a part of the thing we call
happiness. The friends who respect
and understand us and loved task
and a comfortable home fill the
cup From the Delineator.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
Same Old Story But a Good One

Mrs. Mahala Burns, Savanna,
Mo-, relates an experience, the
like of which has happened in
almost every neighborhood in
this country, and has been told
and related by thousands Of 9th
ers, as follows: II used bottle
of Chamberlain s Collie and Diar-
rhoea Remedy about nine years
ago and it cured me Of flux
(dysentery). ] had another at
tack Of the same complaint 3
or four years ago and a few
doses Of this remedy cured me-.
| have recommended it to doz-
ems of people since | first used
it and shall continue to do so
for / know it is quick and pos
tive cure for bowel troubles. !"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
ROMANCE BRIEFLY TOLD

A wedding which was to have
taken place al Acton parish church
under exceptional circumstances did
not take place. At Epson police
court recently member OF the
Royal Dragon Guards was charged
with being an absentee and with
theft. Sentence was about to be
passed when If was stated that the
prisoner had arranged to be mar
ried on Monday, 1t was then agreed
that the accused should be remand
ed in order that the wedding might
take place but in the meantime the
young lady decided not to go to the
altar.--London Telegraph.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
WOULD MAKE HIM REFUND

A local collegian had one of his
books stolen from him. He looked
high and low, but could not find the
volume. Somebody had taken it,
that was all.
So he walked down to book store
that deals in secondhand books and
asked to see copy of the book he
was after.
A very nice specimen was handed
out to him.
He examined it carefully.
Sure enough, it was his book
"This was my book" he told the
book man. "But, of course, I'll paw
you, all right.
He put the wrapped book under
his arm.
"Now I'm going to find the bird
that took this book and make him
REFUND" he said Washington Star
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
PERIL IN scRuRHERs

Dr. Andrew Wylie of the London
Throat and Ear hospital calls at
tention in the Lancet to a new do
nestle danger. He has had several
cases lately in which pieces of wire
were found in the throat and larynx,
owing to cooks cleaning kitchen
utensils with steel scrubber. The
scrubber consists of steel shavings
rolled into ball. In course of time
pieces of steel get detached and, be-
ing very small and almost colorless,
escape the cooks notice and are
served with the food.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
uNExPUReATED

The rookie was told he must get
special mess orders from the top
sergeant before the cook would give
him any chow. 1t CHANGED that
when he approached the topper, the
latter was having troubles of his
own, and he instructed the appli-
cant what to tell the cook in super
top parlance.
"Well,' said the rockies buddy
when the lad returned, "what luck ~
Il got 'em all right" answered
the rookie, ssbut I must have forgot
part Of them, because when /
repeated to the cook just what the
top had said he threw the cleaver
at me. " American Legion Weekly.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
DoUBLE-DRIvE LOCOMOTIVE

Very unusual in design, at least
as far as this country is concerned,
IS locomotive built in England for
use in South Africa. The object Of
the design is to obtain the greatest
possible power for any given weight
allowance. A very even distribution
of the weight on the axles is obtained
by placing the boiler between two
driving systems, which are in con-
nection with a, tender at each end.
Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
First Door West of P. o.
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Re Cared

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear There is
only one way to cure catarrhal deafness
ana ana tnat is by constitutional remedy
catarrhal Deafness is caused by an in
named condition of the mucous lining OF
tne Eustachian Tube. When this tube la
unnamed you have a rumbling sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the
Inflammation can be reduced and this tube
Will be destroyed forever Many cases OF
deafness are caused by catarrh, which is
an Unnamed condition of the mucous a,ar-
faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thr,,
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
ne cured by Halls Catarrh Medicine. Cir
cuiars tTee- All Druggists, 75c
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo n
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
Machinery Parts Less Than Cost.

All Deering and Mccormick extras
for less than cost; sections, cogs, bear
ings, guards, ledger plates, wood roll
lers, canyases and bevel gears. Tar
for roofs and posts; hog-dip, spray for
chicken houses; harrow teeth, teeth
clamps, Superior drill extras, etc.
Huff & Peterson. 2tf
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
THOUGHT FLOWERS JUST GREW

abandoned your garden?1
eyes. Always thought 1 wanted
a nice-looking backyard, filed with
flowers, like those of my neighbors
and made up my mind to plant a
few things myself this year, but |
had no idea it was SO much work"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
KEEPING AHEAD OF THE CROWD

do you claim to be leader of
the people?"
Not exactly replied Senator
Sorghum. q only try to be a good
guesser as to which way the people
are going next
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
Harvest Work.

Free employment exchange al
Miller House, Nezperce. Those
wanting harvest help or jobs
drop in or phone 5738.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10
FROM AN ENGLISH PLAY

You know it will mean the d.
ourt."
lat if it does? | know the
court isn't as select as it
b be, but after all, one mustn't
bbbish. Boston Transcript
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10

Nezperce Warehouse Co. writes spe-
cial policies, fire or life, to suit your
individual needs.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10

MONEY TO LOAN h ian
plenty of available money 70 ,, ,t
on good farm land at a low liz, ins
est rate. Prepayment privn mon
York Herren, room III, IDS
State Bank bldg. Nezperce' ~
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1922-08-10

automatic oil stoves are the best, at
Laier s.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
To Search Croesus, Tomb.

Was King Croesus rich as history
declares? a group Of Psychologists
have left for Asia Minor to find out.
Near Sardis Is a mound which covers
the tomb of the Croesus family. The
Psychologists have received permis-
sion from the Greek government to
excavate this tomb, and they expect to
discover gold ornaments and other
evidences Of the financial standing Of
the fabulously rich king. The treas
ures, which would have a great art
value aside from their antiquity,
would become the property of the
Greek government. Some preparatory
work of excavation was done before
the war by DR.. L. T. Shear, who has
just left Rome with his wife for Sar-
dis. Mrs. Shear is a trained archie
ologist and has accompanied her hus-
band on several expeditions.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
UNITED STATES NOT GREAT7
In a Spiritual Sense, According TO
Magazine Writer, Country Does
Not Rank High.

Are the people of the United States
truly great? Great we are In material
things; great in world power. But
what when, like the other great po-
itical entities of the past, our ma
ton, too, goes vest? What will
have been our national contribution to
the sum total of human happiness,
which, In the last analysis, means
"spirituap happiness? asks Lindsey
Blayney in the North American Review
With the eyes of the world conferred
upon US, the mighty colossus of mod
ern political history, can we point to
any nOnmaterial achievement which
will be termed by a grateful poster
1ty the spiritual bequest of the
United States of America to the sum
total Of highest human good? In
art, literature, law and science our
achievements, while commendable,
have not been outstanding In none
Of these fields of human endeavor have
we assisted man to take a great on
ward and upward step on the slow and
toilSOme Journey toward his ultimate
destiny; in none of these departments
have we given to man a spiritual as
set which will go far toward lifting
him above the commonplace realities
and sordid selfishness Of everyday life
In a word, the highest idealism Of the
United States has not yet expressed
itself In immortal terms In any OF
these fields.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
Hollands Way.

In several places the rivers In Hol-
land make their entrances to the sea
over extensive sand-beds, the water
being so shallow that large vessels
cannot sail In 1t. Rather than remove
the sand-beds, which were looked upon
In olden times as defense, since they
then kept men-of-war at a distance.
the Dutch adopt the plan of sending
out two large fat-bottomed craft to
the small trading vessels that wish
TO enter the harbor. Arrived on
either side the ship. three p0ntoons,
as they may be called are partially
sunk by admitting water, and when
their sloping sides are well under the
hull Of the ship to be carried, the
water is pumped out and they rise
buoyantly with their burdens between
them. Across the shadows they then
bear It in triumph, and lower it gently
into the deeper water of the harbOr.
With equal care the return journey
is made when the merchantmen Is
ready to sail away
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
HERE'S PROOF
An Ocala Citizen Tells of His Expert.

An Ocala Citizen Tells of His Expert
You have d right to doubt state
ment of people living for away but
can you doubt Ocala endorsement?
Read it:
William Enzian, retired farmer, 314
N. Magnolia ST., Ocala, says: 81 suf-
fered from lame back and kidney COM
plant, few years ago when was
living in Virginia. When ! stopped to
lift anything a kink took me in the
small of my back and 1 could hardly
raise up. There was dull ache across
my kidneys all the time. got up as
often as four times at night to pass
the kidney secretions. They were
scanty and highly colored. read about
Doan's Kidney Pills in the paper and
two boxes cured me. The pains left my
back and my kidneys acted like clock
work"
Price 6Oc., at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Enzian had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Mfgs., Buffalo, N. Y.-Adv. No. /
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
Case to Beat the Hiahwayman.

A money carrying case for bank mes
sengers and others sounds its own
alarm If the bearer is held up. The
case has in its lid good sized gong
and two circuits operate it by means
of triggers in the carrying handle. II
the unlucky messenger wishes to
sound an immediate alarm a slight
pressure on one trigger is all that is
required. IF he should consider it
expedient that the holdup man be
some distance away when the alarm
rings, another trigger sets a plunger
which starts the alarm after a prede-
termined interval The alarm will
ring for six hours continuously. AS a
consequence SO much unexpected at
tention is attracted to the thief that
he Is apt to discard his noisy loot and
run.-Popular Mechanics Magazine.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
SURE IT DOES GOOD
Thedford's Black raught Liver
Medicine (Vegetable) Praised
by the Head Of a
Louisiana Family.

Lake Charles, La don't know
what we would have done had we not
had Black Draught 1t sure is one OF
the best medicines made, and am sure the
best liver medicine" said Mr.. Henry
Garrett, OF this city.
"My whole family uses it." continued
MIR. Garrett. "My wife says she believes
she kept off the flu by taking doses OF
Black-Draught regularly.
81, myself, use -Draught for
indigestion, and 1t is fine.
1--WE used pills and tablets and other
iaxatives, but they never seemed to do
US good, but the lack-Draught sure has,
and II has come to our house to stay.
We give It to Our daughter for headache
and torpid liver.
81 am glad to recommend anything
that has been the help to my family that
Black Draught has.
"My present health is good. Have
two boxes of Black-Draught in the house
now"
If your liver gets out of fix, take
Black-Draught. It will help to drive the
bile poisons and other unhealthful mat
tiers out of your system.
Sold everywhere. NC-148
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
"LADY LUCK" STILL At WORK
mandeer Her to Guard Their
Tires and Cut Gasoline Price

Have you ever seen Lady Luck?
Have you called on her and had her
conner Half a dozen sculpt0rs say
they have seen her and have modelled
from memory the pose, the look and
the lines Of the lady. But their yer
sions vary. True accounts of the same
thing always do. But the sketches
they did In clay which have now be-
come casts Of metals have certain sim
ilarites.
The truth of these sculptors' phan-
tastes has obtained strong popular
support. Without any complete plebi-
cite the idea has been accepted en-
Enthusiastically by that enlightened por-
don of the population which buys tires
and gasoline.
So Lady Luck has become the ia
vored mascot of the 1922 car, declares
the New York Sun. Wherever it fol-
lows the road she rides ahead, as her
ancestress rode ahead on the PROV Of
Genoese ship. Both of them face
the wind.
One favorfte Of these figures is
poised for a leap like a girl On the
end of a springboard. But she stands
On couple Of wings and she holds the
pose.
Another Is the Indian maid. Hair
bobbed, arms crossed, face inlmobile,
she stands straight and still against
the wind. Her rival is tiny creature
Of the type of a French marquise-a
lovely little doll with a Vatican face,
with a crinkled bit Of pOmpadour
pulled close to tiny ears, who wears
for further charm a drapery that COW
ers her very heels.
Way along at the last of the pro-
cession comes the screaming eagle
Five years ago the eagle led, said the
dealer. After the war it gave way
to others, and most of the owners of
cars have gone back to the ancient
faith. They carry a modern version
Of the same old Lady Luck.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
NOTICE
Of Application for Leave to Sell
Minors land

OF Application for Leave to Sell
Minors Land
Notice is hereby given to all whom
it may concern that /, c. A. Holloway,
as guardian of the estates of Jennie
Lee Holloway, Myrtle Holloway and
Charlie Holloway, minors, will on the
9Th day of October, A. ID 1922,
at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. or as
soon thereafter as the matter can be
heard, apply to the Honorable L. E.
Futch, county judge of Marion county,
Florida, in his Office at Ocala, Florida,
for leave to sell at private sale the in
terest of the above named minors, the
same being an undivided three-twen-
tieths interest, in and to the following
described land IN Marion county, Flor
ida, to-wit:
Block 81, town of Mcintosh, Marion
county, Florida, said block being in
section 16, township Il south, range
q east.
Said land to be sold for the best
interest of said minors.
G. A. Holloway,
9-6-wed Guardian.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
Use for "scrapped" Warships.

Instead of entirely scrapping II
of the warships that have to be de-
stroyed in accordance with the
terms of the armament conference, re-
Gently held at Washington, it is pro-
posed to turn them to profitable use
by taking them 10 Los Angeles and
sinking them so as to form an ex-
tension to the San Pedro breakwater.
1t is claimed that in this way shelter
would be provided there for eight ad-
ditionaI active neutrality-suspicious.
Mechanics Magazine.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27
KDDadd!ys
H6EyeNn8
Fairy Tale
~wLAQY GRAHAm BONNER
- ecsfharT NssTEas sEvsk.sea -
ANOTHER WINDY STORY

They told me-" said Windy, the
Orang-utan who lived In the monkey
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27

Merchants & Miners began opera
lions in 1854. Use this line to reach
northern cities. It
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27

Yes, I enjoyed Look at the Note
my visitor and Books
when she left
shook hands with her and she said
she had had a nice time, and looked
at her in a way which said quite
plainly:
al, too, have enjoyed myself, and
when you're telling about me win you
please say that Windy, the Orang.
utan in the monkey house Of the
zoo sends his love and best wishes
to boys and girls everywherei
sand I feel sure she viii tell as
many as she can of Windy's message"
he ended
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27

mouse IN the zoo,
that they were
going TO have a
story about me-
though they had
written several al
ready, and that
they were going to
call IL Another
Windy Story
ST didn't think
much of the title,
myself, because it
would sound as
though there were
going to be anoth-
er story a b gu t
wind which blows /!
However, they
said that til e y
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-09-27

pany, TOT L am q
gentle, sociable,
friendly animal.
"And I was so
pleased that my
keeper was proud
Of me and wanted
to show me off.
Windy will
make many a nice
story my keeper
said, and Windy
is the sort boys
and girls will
" a mt to b e a r
about if they can't
see him, for he's
an interesting lit
tie chap, all right
"YpS 7 noiova5