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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-19
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-19
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THE improvement in me
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-19
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-01-19
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The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
No MuzzLinQ
of Congress

"HE whole character of our
democratic structure is involv-
= ed in the resolution offered by
Senator Caraway, of Arkansas. He
opposes subsidy legislation by the
special session of Congress, because
he deems it improper that funda-
mental legislation be enacted by
body whose members were in large
part repudiated at the recent cleo
tions.
The argument is specious and its
insincerity is the more clearly re-
vealed by Senator Caraway's state
ment that the same good taste should
guide the other members as actuated
Mr.. Newberry when, after his repu-
diation in Michigan elections, he re-
signed. Of course, there is a modi-
cum of meaning in the Arkansas
Senator's plea. There is something
to be said for the British method of
making the supreme legislative body
more promptly responsive to the ap-
parent desires of the voters.
On the other hand, the builders of
our institutions evidently planned
and, we believe, wisely-to prevent
hasty and il-considered legislation
by this deliberate slowing up of the
legislative processes. As laws always
represent the past-formulations of
ideas and purposes already matured
it is fitting that the present Con-
gress enact ship subsidy if that is
their Interpretation of the wishes of
the people who elected them.
Time enough for the new Congress
to represent the calm purpose of the
electorate which they in turn will
represent. Besides, it should be
noted that even the newly elected
Congress still shows preponderance
of Republicans.
In keeping with the pledges of the
platform by which the party was
voted into power, the Administra-
ton is bound to make every effort
now to re-establish the American
merchant marine for which Presi-
dent Harding pleads.
The Senator from Arkansas ex-
aggerates the Importance of the
Caraway seeds of thought.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Some War PrOfteers

TT may yet become fashionable to
Jail millionaire law-breakers and
i criminals or to mulct them of
ill-gotten gains. Here is Attorney
General Daugherty getting after
the patriotic builders of four war
camps, with suits to recover SOL
100000. Other suits may bring the
total to $75,00O,OO0.
Fifteen months having been spent
upon preliminary Investigations, the
Governments case should be pressed
as quickly and persistently as the
proverbial delays of the law may
allow A public, utterly disii-
'lusioned regarding the 100 per
cent Americanism with which
many war profiteers cloaked their
callously selfish exploitations, will
watch with eager interest the
progress of the Attorney Generals s
prosecutions
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Waste
NHE whole character Of our
democratic structure is involv-
J ad in fha reSnlntion nffared hv

"HE greater portion Of the loss
both in property and in hu-
man life is due to waste.
And waste in turn is due to a
lack of preparation and of fore
sight.
The enormous margin of profit
that is made by the meat packers
of Chicago can be approximately
measured by the waste they have
learned how to save.
One of the greatest wastes of
the country is due to fire.
1t is stated that last years fire
loss in the United States and
Canada amounted to over $780,
100000, and that in the past ten
years one dollar out of every four
dollars spent in new construction
has been destroyed by fire. A re-
cent advertisement by. a cement
company says that each year we
burn up enough property to build
homes for a city of half million
people, a city as large as Buffalo.
Also that this $500,000,00O lost
by fire might have been used to
put up 5000 school buildings at
500, 900 each.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Next the Railroads

TT is curious to note how much
more reluctantly we move
Il toward some Specialization of
life than others, and how fearfully
we approach particular extensions
of governmental functioning.
We are just now rather slow to
undertake operating the railroads
for ourselves. We have been filled
with propaganda that the Govern
ment cannot run a railroad sue
cessfully. This is sheer nonsense.
We shall soon be driven to it by
necessity.
Some day we shall be ashamed
to think how slow we were to ap-
preciate that running a railroad is
plainly governmental function.
We should not indefinitely allow
private interests and spectators
to interfere with it.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
A Rare War Hero
J URTON K. WHEELER, elected
to be United States Senator
from the State of Montana is

n URTON K. WHEELER, elected
II to be United States Senator
from the State of Montana, is
a great, interesting man. He will
be one of the youngest of our Sena-
tors and among the most progress
sive. He is a democratic Democrat,
man who believes in true democ-
racy, man who believes in the
greatest good to the greatest num-
Der.
He has shown his mettle under
the most trying circumstances when
few stood the test. He was made
United States District Attorney for
the District of Montana during the
warm that part of the country
where intolerance of opinion is
much greater even than it is in the
East. He refused to be the bludg-
con by which every cowardly man
who had personal grievance
sought to strike his enemy. He re-
fused to use the power of his office
against every one concerning whom
the jealous, envious, cowardly, or
corrupt brought a charge of pro-
Germanisp for the purpose of
weakening the slandered man in the
community.
His courage and firmness raised
storm and led to his resignation.
Now, in four short years, his vindi-
cation at the hands of his people
has been complete and triumphant.
So has been the vindication of all
those men who refused to become
the victims of war hysteria to add
cowardice to mendacity and to
throw away the Constitutional re-
straints and safeguards and make
the greatest written code of liberty
before the world a thing to laugh
at at just the time when it was
most needed as a vital document.
Our Constitution is gradually recov-
ering.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
WAYSIDE WISDOM
Copyright. ls22D
S. E. Kiser-
THE OTHER FELLOWS CHANCE.

THE OTHER FELLOWS CHANCE.
7 SOMETIMES get to thinking of the won-
L ders I'd perform
If could have a certain fellows chance;
I'd be starting things a-humming, would
take the town by storm,
would step right out and lead a merry
dance.
I'd accumulate fortune and have con-
stant peace of mind,
I'd be famous from Toronto to La Paz;
Oh, my car would be gold.plated and my
big yacht silver-lined
If could have the chance another has.
7 WOULD save half my income for the
future rainy day,
If certain persons salary were mine,
And I'd cease to be complaining; l would
cast my cares away;
l would learn to like the weather, rain
or shine!
Oh, I'd be a wiz, a wonder, would prove
that l was 'there,"
And rapidly and proudly I'd advance;
l would soon be sitting pretty in a mana
gerial chair.
If i had a certain other fellows chance.
RUT even while I'm thinking of the big
- things l would do
H uou pfOpCI CHdUCc 10 MAKE q noise,
Something seems to whisper to me: There's
chap just back of you
Who numbers you among the lucky boys
He wonders why you worry, wonders what
you have to dread.
Wonders why you aren't getting there"
in haste,
And he thinks he'd find it easy to be STEP
ping out ahead
If he had the chance you're letting go to
waste.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
DrUnlnleTS
of Drugs
KATHERINE MDONALD-that
is the name she assumed-ask.

KATHERINE MDONALD-tha
is the name she assumed-ask-
~ ed to be arrested so she might
be cured of taking drugs.
A dress designer, she also liked to
dance at night. Lately she met a
"lovely GIRL" who introduced her
to magic needle whose injections
would give her the needed vitality
to work through the day and dance
the night through.
The rest of the story is simple,
sordid, commonplace, though the
Magistrate who sent her to a re-
formatory speaks of it as every pitt
full and dramatic" Of course it is
as is every such story when it is seen
as that Of a precious human being
rather than just another Cease"
The new angle to this particular
incident is its revelation of a new
type of activity, that of booster or
drummer of drugs. These drum
mers are either addicts themselves,
and thus secure their regular dosage
as commission, or they get a cash
percentage for bringing new custo-
mers to the drug vendors.
The drug habit is more pernicious
than the drink evil, it is more in
sidious and more destructive of the
morale of the user. Besides it seems
to induce a desire to communicate
the vice. Society in self-defense
must cooperate in militant fashion
to uproot the drug traffic, pitying
and helping the sinner. the while we
condemn and punish the sin, whether
it breaks out in high circles or low.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Science Queries and Replies
nx,E Ir~o~
BY Edgar Lucien Larkin-
Director of Lo,oe Observatory.

What were the causes OF
the earth's three glacial
epochs? My idea is that
our solar system passes
through regions in space
devoid Of disintegrated
dead worlds, and there
fore the sun is not re-
plenished by falling de-
bris.-y. A. Shade, Lake-
port, Col
THE causes Of glacial epoch
are not known. and there
may have been more than
three. A hail of cosmical
debris into the turbulent sur
face of the sun supplies some
Of the energy radiated away.
but not all. The sun has been
weighed with accuracy; and a
downfall of matter from space
sufficient to maintain the
present outpour OF energy OF
heat and light would so in
crease its mass that the
velocities OF planets would be
accelerated. But the length
Of our year. 31.5Ss.14s seconds,
is not decreasing as shown
by modern sidereal time
clocks.
Variations in radio activity
of the sun may have been one
cause. This theory has been
advanced since the discovery
of radium. Changes in rates
Of corductivity Of the earth's
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

TOURIsTS who visit the Yel-
= iowstone National Park
sometimes secure an odd SOU
venir In the form Of a chair
made entirely Of the horns Of
the elk.
These are not hunting SOU
venirs. of course, for the elk
is under strict Government
protection. The antlers used
to construct the chairs had
been discarded by their original
wearers before they were gath
cred by the Wyoming crafts
man who fashioned the unique
pieces Of furniture. The elk
has no use for horns except as
weapons for the duello during
the mating season. They are
an encumbrance which he lays
aside soon after that season is
over. This necessitates the
growing Of a new set Of antlers
next year; but meantime the
convenience of chairmakers
and souvenir hunters is served
admirably.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

THIS habit Of annually grow
i ing and discarding of a
gigantic set OF antlers, like 30
much vegetation. would seem
one Of the strangest Of nat
ural phenomenon were II not
so familiar. But, Of course.
everyone knows that all the
males of the deer tribe have
the same curious and seeming
ly wasteful habit. The females
Of the species do not bother
to grow horns at ala fact
that in itself demonstrates the
inutility of these implements
for mere self-preservation. In
deed. the case is a little
stronger than that. The ant
lers are probably a distinct dis
advantage-preventing, for ex-
ample, or at least retarding
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

pARIS tried to wish those long
silk street sweepers on Ameri-
can stenographers. but our beau
tiful ink erasers and pencil sharp
eners refused. They want their
skirts short and quick.
SPINELESS gowns are also
coming back. Skirtless waists
will be popular, and will be very
stylish when worn with waist
less skirts.
MAN dancing with lady at one
of Fanderbilt's million dollar
wagon picnics is liable to stab
himself on one of his partners
shoulder blades.
SKIRTS were very sudden last
summer. Girls got anklosis
from exposed ankles. This fall
they grabbed shinobia from cold
shins.
IF skirts get much shorter they
will all be getting kneemonia.
SUPPOSE a man started dress
ing on that less-and-less plan?
START out for cotillon in hat
less fedora, coatless Tuxedo and
legless trousers.
HE'D como back in friendless
police van.
RUT women can wear back
less gowns and gownless XII
monos on Fifth avenue, and IL
Lady Godiva steeplechased down
that wealthy alley today at rush
hour she wouldn't attract any
more attention than butter on
bread.
FAILURE Of Paris to dictate
our clothes indicates that
American women will allow no.
body to dictate to them about
nothing.
THEY'LL wear what they wear
when they want to wear it.
If they don't want to wear it
they'll wear it anyway.
7 ,ADY who wouldn't go to
dance because she had nothing
to wear now uses that recipe to
go to six hundred dances.
USED to buy clothes on INSTALL
ment plan. Now they wear
'em on installment plan.
THEY step out of that fur dol
man and they're dressed like
peeled bananas.
7 ,OOKS like doctor had told 'em
IN oo nm cIofhas Act
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Stars and Stripes

It isn't as easy for a young lady to
get a husband as it used to be. Their
wives guard them too closely.
Movie censor says: "A kiss is chaste
for ten feet
Il have often sprinted much further
for one." writes a contributor.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

A ND we are equally safe in
"A assuming that the horns.
as worn by the male. have a
place in race-development, part
ly perhaps to make the buck
more beautiful In the eyes Of
the courted female. and partly
as weapons Of offense and de-
fense in settling questions OF
rivalry. 1t is for the good of
the race that the most power
full and courageous males
should be victorious.
II is obvious. then. that the
odd chair OF elk horns which
the souvenir hunter brings back
from the Yellowstone q
thought-provocative emblem. II
embodies an outline OF evolu-
tionary history well worth
pondering.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

Louisville girl says she prefers matri.
mony to vocal career. What's the
difference?
WHICH HALF?
Sign in downtown gentlemen's furnish
ing store:
"PAJAMAS-oNE-HAL OFF"
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
THE SECRET IS OUT.

A fashion note from Paris says skirts must
not be long enough to hide the ankles What's
the difference? Owing to the fashion thar
prevailed up to q few months ago, everybody
knows that the ladies have ankles. whether
they are hidden or not
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
UNFORTUNATE IMMUNITY.

UNFORTUNATE IMMUNITY.
Won Hindenburg is going around through
Germany endeavoring to promote monar-
people never seem to have accidents while
cleaning their guns?
THE SADDEST FATE.
With one whom he has learned to hate
They made him now divide his coal;
The first prize for the saddest fate
Should justly 90 to him, poor soul!
PARDON US.
II got myself into terrible scrape this
morning."
Late at the office?"
"No; late at the barber's."
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

nF course Il In not implied
W that the shedding Of ant
lers is a voluntary act on the
part OF their wearer. The elk
has no more control over the
growth and dropping off Of it's
antlers than a tree has over
its leaves But the habits Of
an animal. as viewed by the
naturalist. are linked with
racial needs. and tell a story
Of the universal struggle for
existence and the survival Of
the fittest from which exist
ing forms have been evolved.
So We are safe in assuming
that the antlers claims. no use
full part in the deer's scheme
Of self-preservation, else both
sexes would wear them the
year round.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Copyright. 1929. BY Star cemp.ay.
BY X. c. B.

Says Henry Ford: Give me man Of forty.
who has had lots of experience. and IL he is
honest and truthful. his success is a certainty"
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

IN this country, in recent
years, 1t has become quite
a fashion for women to kill
the men who betray them or
annoy them or who have
aroused their jealousy. And
through some queer kind OF
sentimentality or notion OF
chivalry, these women, al
most without exception, have
escaped the penalty for muir
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

crust OF internal heat may
well have been a cause. and
elevations OF entire continents
above snow line another. The
ocean level would be lower,
which would increase evap-
grafton. The vapor would
freeze on the high plateau and
form an ice sheet.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

miracle is human life. Its
conception fills us with awe.
So profound is its mystery. so
amazing is the fact that hu-
man life exists at all, that re-
lfgions have been built to &C.
count for what the mind can.
not grasp.
Those who take the trouble
to study the progress Of civili-
zation flatter themselves, at
the least, upon this one point:
Human life has grown more
sacred from century to CEN
tury. In olden times a hu-
man being was thrown to the
lions to crafty someone's cur
iosity as to how the lions
would act. Slowly and very
gradually 1t has dawned upon
us that a human being is such
a wonderful mechanism. con-
tanning such boundless pos
sibilities and so intimately re-
Elective Of the idea OF a Crea-
tor, that to destroy it wan
tonly is the greatest crime
that can be committed.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
An Odd Piece of Furniture
BY Henry Smith williams

rapid flight through the thick
underbrush when pursued by
wolves or other enemies. Other
wise. the bucks would not shed
them 20 soon as their season
Of galiantries is over.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
Something to Think About

BY Bruno Lessing-
THOSE WHO DESTROY LIFE.

der. Only the other day. In
Philadelphia, q woman who
had murdered her husband
and his paramour. was ac-
quilted. During the trial the
judge and the jury cried be-
cause the woman's story was
SO pathetic. They felt that
the circumstances had justi-
fled her In taking two human
lives.
This Judge and tury-and
every State In the country
possesses the like Of them
probably have not the faintest
idea OF the crime they COM
mitted against civilization,
against morality and against
human intelligence.
Tt1E only punishment that
could be meted out to
Judge and jury and silly SEN
timentalists would be IL the
woman who was acquitted
after Staying a man through
jealousy were to slay another
man for the same reason.
She might just as well get the
habit.
But the very least that So
ciety can do for the welfare
Of all living people and for
the protection OF all that we
consider sacred, is TO place her
in some form Of permanent
confinement-no matter how
pleasant-that will. at least.
indicate that our laws are
not a joke and that no one
who cannot create human life
has the right to destroy il.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

AND IF they can't.
HE MARKS it off.
AND HE'S done that
FOR TWENTY years.
AND IN that time.
HE'S FOUND a wife.
AND rwo fine girls.
AND ONE fine boy.
AND HE'S had to
work.
FROM EARLY morn.
TO LATE at night.
TO PROVIDE for
them.
AND HE still is Door.
BUT never knew.
A HAPPIER man.
OR ANY man.
WHO WAS better
liked.
THAN THIS man is.
AND sfltl.
I FEEL.
FROM YouR
viewpoint.
THAT HE has failed.
o
6UT.THA God.
Henry.
FROM MY viewpoint
.
HE'S A great success
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

II is a fact In optics that
a ray Of light travelling
through a denser medium
is bent out OF it's course.
May not the atmosphere
surrounding our sun thus
bend a ray from a remote
sun while passing through
IL? understand that Il
Is a part of the Einstein
theory that the mass Of
our sun attracts the ray
OF light out of its straight
line. Which. is correctt-
ANDY MonNs, San Fros-
cisco, Cdk
THE bending Of light out Of
its course from q vastly
remote sun while passing our
sun at time OF last total solar
eclipse was LIS seconds of
arc. But II is not proved be-
yond doubt whether the gravi-
rational attraction Of the mass
Of our sun drew the ray aside.
or whether It was refracted
aside from void space into
and out OF the high atmos-
phere OF gases surrounding
our sun.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29
SHORN LAMBS
BY Bugs" Baer-
css.isss. ,c1a. h. Star coupsEv.

7 ONG skirts have been defeated
by unanimous minority.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

I ,OOKS like doctor had told 'em
to go on clothes diet.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

THEY step out of that fur dol
man and they're dressed like
peeled bananas.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

Used to buy clothes on INSTALL
ment plan. Now they wear
'em on installment plan.
The Washington herald., 1922-11-29

,ADY who wouldn't go to
dance because she had nothing
to wear now uses that recipe to
go to six hundred dances.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-08-19
ST. CLAIRSVILLE
Probate Court.

frCp1L0 SOUTI'
+. F. Barnes. deceased Application
filed for appointment Of administrator.
Bond 81 600 filed and approved. Appoint
merit made letters ordered and issued
Inventory ordered. order issued and
cause continued.
Charles Nurk. guardianship. Partial
account filed. Set for hear!g September
so, 1922 Notice ordered
Joseph L!rpc. guardianship. Partial
account filled Set for hearing Septem-
Der an 1879. Notiue ordered.
Title Urhanic. deceased. Application
filed for appointment OF administrator.
Bond $4,000 filed and approved APP
pointmcnt made. letters ordered and is
sued Inventory ordered order issued,
Realty Deeds.
Jacob Alhcrts to Sarah Il Brown and
Edward Brown. Tract Of land In War
rem township. Consideration 1904.
Mary n. Miller 10 Charles 7. Hess.
Tract Of land in Martins Ferry. CON
sidcration $40.
Joseph II Smith and Anna Smith 10
Earl u Powell. Tract ~ land N Warren
township Consideration 81.
H. & Gibson 81 ~ ~ Lille House.
Tract nr land in Earncsyi''". consider
alton 81
Albert McCIann TO z Brown and
Nettie Brown. Lots Nns. - and !" In
Hlckock's addition - Harn"s,ill". Con
sidcration 81
=. n. l.ccrett md Lila W. LcEEctt 70
Joseph Phillips and {. J. rhillips Tract