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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
CAPITAL REMOVAL .

For q specified sum we will under
take to move the state capital from
Tallahassee. bur the contract must
have this clause inserted: provided
that the pepole of the state can agree
as to where it shall DC moved
Tallahassee has been the capital OF
Florida a long time. In fact, it is
the only capital Florida ever had, we
believe. Our people are used to 1t
being the capital. They all know where
the capital is located. Our books, his
tories, statutes, legal blanks, maps,
textbooks, all contain the name Of
Tallahassee as capital OF the state. To
move a capital would entail a lot of
cost. much annoyance, increase ignor-
ance, make obsolete too many books,
work a hardship on the city where it
had always been located, engender III
feeling among the citizens OF the state,
cost the taxpayers a pretty penny, and
be Of no material or political benefit.
state capitals are rarely the best
cities in the various states Of the
union 4 state capital OF itself has
little to attract capital. industry or
growth and development. It's a doubt
full asset to a really progressive city.
To change the capital city of ang
state would not only affect our own
taxi books. but al text books through
ozG the world.
AT PRESENT 1La ETats capital IL Sit
lated as conveniently "a II can be for
a majority of the people o. Florida.
If it were moved. it would inc0nyen-
ience as many people as its present
location does.
Let the capital of the state remain
1t historic Tallahassee. where it was
first 1ocstted.-Tbe $uwannee Demo
ca.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
AN APRIL FOOL VAUDEVILLE

Two people can give a whole vauds-
vile show for an April Fool party
The audience Is seated on the floor in
front of doorway across which a
curtain Is stretched. The names of
the acts are written on big cardboard
squares, and the announcer comes
out In front and displays the title of
each act.
First, an overture" Is played On
combs, behind the curtain. Then the
performance begins.
TWO MAIDS, A SINGING ACT,
may be the first number. The two
actors wear false faces on the backs of
their heads, with the hair fixed around
them, and friily cap, 10 represent
two old maids. They wear long, full
dresseE, coming down TO the floor.
They have on long gloves, and their
hands are ciasped over canes. They
sing some popular song in cracked.
quavering voices. Then they suddenly
turn around and finish the song in
their natural voices. They are fol-
lowed by:
A CLEVER DANCING PAIR. The
curtain is pulled aside, showing a table
on which is lying q big yellow pear.
Strings are tied to it's stem and held
by the actors, who are out OF sight.
They seesaw the strings back and
forth, making the pear dance.
A HUMOROUS SKETCH comes
next. This IS simply a cartoon cut
from daily paper and set up on come
sort Of easel behind the curtain. It is
displayed for a minute. and then
A PAIR OF TUMBLERs is an
nounced. The pulling aside of the
curtain shows table on which are
placed two glass tumblers. a vaude-
vile show would not be complete, OF
course. without
MOVING PICTURES. For this art
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
TYPICAL TWIN TWINKLFS

All twins are not born in the Twin
Cities any more than all born n the
Twin Cities are twins. The distribution
of twins is widespread. Even before
the time that Noah led the animals
into the Ark in pairs. twins arrived In
happy households. OF course, we don't
mean to infer that all animals IL the
Ark We're twins. Although 1t is true
that the arrival Of twins is a moe fire.
auent occurrence in the animal king
dom than in human circles. Twins with
musical and stage talents are most
fortunate. Many Of the foremost acts
in the theatre are composed OF twins.
We don't include the so-called sister
acts in our statement, for often there
is no blood relationship between these
CO. performers. And their ages may be
quite divergent. Most famous Of al
professionals under this category were
the Siamese Twins. Some years ago
these sisters were a great attraction
in the theatres. Today. Topics Of the
Day" Films are a great attraction in
our amusement institutions. jokes
about twins in this joy-reel are always
a double barrelled hit and We offer
you herewith some of the best TOP
les" twin wrinkles:
NiokIs G. Dime.
Mary (n1ceting old school friend)-
Are you married? How many children?
Friend-Yes: two little folks.
Afary--How Old?
Friend-Five and ten.
Mary-H-nl. I see. Iyoolworth twins!
Printers Ink.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

drained soil. having a good clay sub
SOIL (2) Plant good vigorous trees OBJ
tanned from a reliable nurseryman or
his agent, and of the proper varieties
for your locality; 90 Give your trees
the best of care and cultivation
Some varieties do we'll in some 10
caIities and yet be a failure in another
locality. 1t is very important thas you
order the right variety.
Be Careful to Get Good Stock.
Like all other trades, so in the nur-
sery trade there is good stock and in
ferior stock Get good vigorous trees
that have been well grown by a re-
liable nurseryman, rather than from
some one who has a little patch OF
nursery trees that may be old stunted
stock and maybe the varieties not even
known, or mixed For such a long
time proposition as the pecan I'd,
it will pay you we'll to get the best
trees. even if they may b ca little
more expensive.
Give your pecan trees the best Of
care. For the first several years cul-
tIvate the tree rows every 10 days until
the first of July. 1t is better to grow
farm crops between the tree rows for
the first few years than to let the
ground be idle. but so rotate your
crops, and plant legumes, in order that
you will be building up your soil all
the time Barnyard manure is the
very best fertilizer you can put around
the pecan trees.
A 10-acre orchard in good bearing
will make any one Independent, and
5o-acre orchard viii bring one all the
luxurics desired Plant a pecan or
chard this year and prepare for the
future.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
FIREMAN HAD WRONG PHONE

A fireman walked upon the stage of
the Fox studio in New York the other
day, where William Farnum was at
work on "ShaclSles OF Gold" It was
during rehearsal in a handsome in
terror set. The fireman asked Farnum
where he could find telephone. The
actor pointed toward a corner OF the
studio where booth is located.
Tho fireman thought the star pointed
toward the next room OF the set. Ten
minutes later they found the visitor
stru Egling with property telephone
on a library set. and trying to get cen-
trail IN Iangua Sc that vas more en-
phatic than elegant.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

.cry eyes. and Toto, the clown, who
Ibid do marvellous tuTnbles--they both
NRd to admit that Iif was the best
rsrt of the whole show. With her
Setty fluffy skirts spread wide, she
FILTERED over the stage like a butter
r:y. as light as the wind.
Then came the blow which nearly
is.aGo her decide to end her career as
dancer. The act was worked over. A
ew dancing doll WAS introduced, and
& was arranged that Fiji ard the new
con should be put into an act together.
they were TO be dressed in Russian
,stumes ana were to be trained to do
- Russian dance.
}eia hated her partner from the start.
The new dCll was a. blonde. and Eff
was a brunette. She had never liked
s,londes. Besides, she felt sick all over
when she thought of having to share
the applause with another. She could
70 longer dance OF the stage and back
iato the wings with a smile Of triumph,
knowing that the applause was all for
her. and her alone.
The rehearsals began at once, and
Fin was suiky and awkward. She
would not work with her partner. She
spoiled all her fancy steps. It seemed
as though the act was TO be a complete
failure. and 10 one could understand
just why.
The first Say Of the performances
came FIJI was breeding and s1lkv.
She just wouldn't GO through the act
with that creature. st last her turn
came In the middle of the dance she
moved closer and closer to her partner
Then she wickedly put out a foot, with
great swi;tness. and tried TO trip her,
Snap. Fiji Iimped painfully. In NOV
ing so cioae to her enemy she had tan
gled and broken one OF her own strings
She managed 20 drag herseg cH thS
ztsgs, crying WIKI humiliation.
Tie nsSr 6ay the string MS fixed
and fiji worked with her parrrgr Sc
that rhs set went efr ike clcsekwork
And no one could doubt that Fiji re.
ally deserved the most applause.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

CRITICISM Of the new dollar has quoted
down. II Is passing.
When It's love at first sight, 1t pays to
look second time.
About the scarcest thing on earth are
ex-henpecked husbands.
3D.
Bet the Australians are mad. Their
winter is just starting.
Half the shows fail All work and
no play makes dun show.
o.
The hand that knocks the cradle is the
hand that ruins the world.
Nothing ruins an old car like the
neighbors getting a new one.
You can't tell IL some people are MAX
Ing a garden or digging bait.
-o---
When you come out Of the little end
of the horn, turn around and blow.
-o--
Fishermen report that farmers have
NOT adopted wireless in fence building.
Even after they ret down to business
some fellows don't, as any boss can tell
you.
Once they were Somewhere in
France" now they are nowhere in
America"
Denver ioeman finds $4,000 in flower
pot. In Denver, they leave the ice money
out early.
A Mr. Gallagher offers $4,000 reward
to the finder Of his lost wife. Let 'er so,
Gallagher!
Even after they get down to bust
ness, come fellows don't, as any boss
can tell YOU.
Russia could pay By sending over some
OF her sleeping sickness for our saxa~
phone players.
Boxing teaches politeness" says a
trainer. Yes, when YOU can fight, your
friends are polite.
President obregon, OF Mexico, IL said
10 have planned the abolition OF pulque,
thte national drink.
Probably there is nothing quite so TN
important in the world MS father needs
when AL tho rest of the family is clam
oring for new buds,
Probably there Is nothing quite so
unimportant i'm the world as father
needs when all the rest Of the family
is clamoring for new buds.
j.
Don't believe anyone who tells you
THAT the prohibition law IL being vio-
lated with impuRtty Some hootieggerS
are being fined as high as $1,000 and
given year In jail Some customers
OF bootleggers are repinlng six feet be-
meath the sod. The way Of the trans
gressor OF the prohibition law is hard
in the United States.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
Two 10 One.

Uncle John promised little Florence
a new doll. He took her to the doll de-
partment in one OF the big stores and
said:
Now. Florence. which shall it be--a
boy or girl?"
Twins" promptly replied Florence.
New York Sunday News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
4 Question.

Ray-Dearest, I'm going 10 buy the
furniture today for our future home.
Shall / get twin beds?
May Cblushing Httle)-Oh. RAY, do
you think we'll ever have twins? -
Topics of the Day Films.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
TO-pAYS PUZZLE

The initials OF the following boys
names, which ara pied, spell the name
of n famous singer: Rseihca, rdewna,
sirsuls. yuselss, lnaaues. norsio.
Answer to yesterdays: Box;
bore. h-niI
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
PROMISING Future.

Bill Jones received the following tel
egram from his sister the other day:
Twins arrived. Feeling fine. More Ivy
mail Miami Herald.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
ONE REEL YARNS
THE JEALOUS DANCER

III WAS the best
dancer in the ma
rionetts show. No
one else could trip
as gracefully as
she. No one else
in the show re-
ceived 50 much
applause. Ev n
Pierre, who was
q magician and
made eggs turn
/ II t o ostriches
right before your
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
Musical Method.

a never saw two children 5
alike. How does your mother
twins apart ?"
She finds out b. spsnbir' !
ezIes out lclder'n me -Bogsoa I
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Teacher-Vho can tell what coin
cidence is?
Johnny-we've got one at our house
News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

'eWnlis." asked the pretty teacher
what is the plural Of man r
Men" answered the small pupil.
And the plural Of ohild2"
or,gins. The Crescent.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Grain elevator at Locust Point. near
Baltimore. handles Loco. 900 bushels a
week and has capacity fen 100000
bushels.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
In Paira.

a1tf. Malonsy Twins be . great
mf<forrlrs.
Mrs. Finnsrty--sure they BET Tan Q.
thin nisfortunes that nfver come sIDfI
gle-Cincinnati Enquirer
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Arid deserts Of vssIsTn .4ufsTaIla sTs
aS.He 1rf1F@tsG by srtssian Isls
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23
Making II RIuhf

The City Council of a town where
earthquakes sometimes occur WIS In
session. There had already been two
or three slight quakes that day, and
soon after the members had assembled
there came n shock that was very
severe. One OF the members fulrns~
diately moved that the Council
adjourn.
The naxt time they met the clerk
read the minutes Of the previous
meeting ard finished: f'On motion of
Mr.. Bernhein the Council adjourned. -
A solen1n-faced man who was seat
cd in the back OF the room stood y!p.
II move" he said. that the concIud-
ing minute b. amended to read: On
motion Of the City Hall. the Council
adjourned
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Delhi India. is famous for its cash
mere shNwls.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Amsterdam. Holland. has more thar
coo bridges.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

CaSidtlari river in Venezuela joining
the Aroaaaa RHd OFinpcn rivers. flows
either Nay,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Father Throwing down hsmmerl
OUCH
Son What's the r.after?.
Father. Il hit tbs wrong nall
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Violet: "A cat has nine lives"
Psnsy: That's nothing. a frog
croaks every minute
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

''Tu let the matter drop said the
bomber In the aeropisns.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Mattress: IT want these sggs soft
boiled"
Mary Gr-o hours larsrJ. YCa'l
have 20 wait for them eggs. ma azu.
0tys boiled them two hours &nd thsy
Gin't soft yit"
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Probably there Is nothing quite so
unimportant in the world as father
needs when all the rest Of the family
is clamoring for new buds.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

Probably there Is nothing quite so TN
important in the world as father needs
when all tho rest of the family is clam
oring for new buds.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-03-23

President obregon, OF Mexico In said
10 have planned the abolition OF pulque,
thte national drink.
The Press., 1922-02-23

FRUIT OF THE LOOM COTTON, 30 inches wide 2O-inch Diaper Cloth, S1.45 Ladies' Silk Hose
 America Alarm Clocks worth $l.5O, S1.25 Saz Fountain Pens, 1Oc Rolls Toilet Paper, Qt. Aluminium PercOIatOrs,
 SI5O Universal Boy Scout Knife, S1.5O Universal Pint Vacuum Bottle 27x54 Rag Rugs, regular SIPS, vaIu soc Boy Scout Leather Palm Gloves, Mems Canvas Leather Palm GlOves 1Oc COIgates Toilet Soaps, KOtex 2 SIPS 27x54 Tapestry Rugs, Ot Aluminium Tea Kettle, csc Window Shades
 10 Qt Aluminium Dish Pan
 SIx0O S1.5O Bed Sheets,
 75c Congress Playing Cards, ?
The Press., 1922-02-23

ChiIdS Sleeping Garments for $1yOO Ladies' FIeece-Iined Hose, < |: 4 pr. $1.OO- Boys and Girls heavy Union Suis S1OO Childs heavy Union Suits, size ? Only for $1.OO Ladies' Silk Hosiery, Black and COrdOvan, pr $1.OO Silk Hose in better grade, >.. pr $1.OO Childs Gfngham Dresses. 2-6 yrs, <. each $1.OO Ladies' Flannel BIOOmerS; ,.*>. pr. $1OO Boys BlOuseS, IT, 2-fOr S1OO Girls Gingham Dresses, 8-14 yrS NAach $1OO Ladies' Flannel PetticOats, all sizes, ~ for $1OO Ladies' Cotton GOwns A2 for $1OO Ladies' Dark Work Skirts, $1O0 each 36-inch Chaies cOOrs, yds: $1OO 1 Lot ChiIds' Sweaters, ,X @> $1.OOeach few odd sizes COrsets $25O SS.5O value $1OO Boys Wash Suits, sizes 2-S, S1OO each Ladies Flannel Gowns extra szes S1.OQ An odd lot Silk - *~ SiOO each Hats Ladies' girls and boys $1OO Ladies' Hamburg hOunce petticOatS <F+ - for $1OO Childs' fine ribbed HOse Black and Brown, $1OO Mems Heavy SOx, |&-*--~ :>> @%.> 4 Dr. S1 O6 Ladies' Jersey Boomers. f Deep Hamburg FOuncG PetticOatS, " for $1OO .
The Press., 1922-02-23

NLUVkS. x DAY ,StrIke AND ALARMS
 All Warranted
 ParIOr Clock, Reg. S95.OO for sI9.0O ParlOr Clock. Reg. S21.OO for sI8.OO ParlOr Clock, Reg. $12.OO for $500 ParlOr Clock, Reg. 5000 for &7.00 Pa@!Or Clock, Reg. s7.OO for $500 Kitchen Clock, Reg. $7.OO for yi.OO Kitchen Clock, Reg. S7.OO for S3 90 Alarm Clock, Reg. $1.75 for SI.25 Alarm Clock, Reg. $2.OO for $I.5O
 Pre-War Prices Some Lower.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-06
By ALLAN IL. BENSON.
NCopyright 1922. by the l. N. s.l

OCOpyrlght 1922, by the l. N. S.)
 Detroit, Jan. 6-Out of the Dear born Independent" office are being shipped copies of the issue dated Jan. '. in which appears long article en- titled Candid Address to Jews on the Jewish Problem" The Dearborn Independent" presses are printing to- day the issue dated Jan. A in which is a long article entitled ''An Address to Gentiles on the Jewish Problem" The issue of the Dearborn Independ- ent'' to be dated Jan. 21 will contain no article about the J0ws, and anti Jewish matter now in type has been laid aside.
 Henry Ford explained all this to me yesterday morning in his office in Dearborn.
 "It would not be exact" he said,
 ito say that we have stopped print ing Jewish matter. What we have done Is to turn to other things. In pursuing the study of the Jews we have come to the financial question. The Jews originated the present financial system based upon gold. This system in it's time, was proba- bly, useful. Just as certainly 1t has now outgrown it's usefulness I be- ieve the Jews are the only ones who have the vision to see this. As they created this financial system they so admirably fitted to help devise a better one to take it's place. I want their cooperation in doing this. The small Jews will probably not want to cooperate at first. believe the Jews who are most intelligent will come in. T have nothing against the Jews.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-06
Giovanni GrassO
 Called Greatest
 Actor By Caruso

In order to obtain funds to start a school for the teaching of the Italian language, and fer the lel:9f of the unemployed the Italian committee, which planned the Dante celebration. are sponsoring an elaborate dramatic production to be given Sunday after noon and evening in the Lyric theatre by Giovanni Grasso, the gr+eat Sicihan actor and his company of 30 talented artists. Enrico Caruso, the late op- cratic idol said of Grasso, after wit messing one of his productions, 'NGio- vanni Grasso is the most celebrated actor in the world.
 Sunday afternoon the company will present "F'eudalism" and in the even ing '"Notte Senz's alba
 The officers of the Italian commit tee are Frank F'rassa, president; Gae- tano Cuccaro, vice resident, and Mich ael Altieri, secretary. Its purpose is to prom ote ,Anerican ndsm among the Italians, and mutual feeling be- tween the American and Italian peo- n1e.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-06

I would not harm them nor do I want anybody else to harm them. God Almighty put them on the earth here with us and all of us must live together with good will toward each other. I have good will for Jews and everybody else. I believe the matter we have printed about the Jews will do the Jews themselves good as well as everybody else. It was only for this reason that I print ed this matter. Some of these stories have attributed malice to me because of alleged attempts on the part of Jewish fnanciers to get me. No financier can get me Jewish or otherwise. The real reason why I printed this matter was because a Jew-Herman Bernstein-told it to me while was crossing the ocean on the peace ship. He told me that if 1 wanted to stop the war the way to who created it. I played ignorant and let him go on. He told me most of the things that we have printed.
 ''The big thing that is the matter with this world today is the financial system. With just financial sys- tenn I will guarantee to draw enough plans in my office in a month to set every idle man in the world to work.
 T want the big intelligent Jews to help me install a financial system that will put everybody to work. They can do it if they want to. Regard less of what they do I shall never rest until the present financial Sys- tenn is done away with.
 Some men do not want to work, but it is a crime that there is no
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1922-01-06

States. He was graduated rom Georgetown University and entered the Jesuit order at Washington In 1851.
 He was a member of the George town University faculty and among his students was the late Chief Jus tice White. Another of his distin- guished pupils was Rev. Father Hud- son of Notre Dams, Dean of the Catholic Editors in America.
 Father Peters numbered among his close friends President Lincoln and President Garfield. He had been as more than 50 years although he had not been actively engaged in teaching or preaching for about 20 years.
 Father Peters leaves two brothers, Joseph and Arthur, and two sisters, Mrs. Catherine Boardman and Miss Mary A. Peters. living in San Fran