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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
ROAD TO EASE.

A black-sknned Algonquin Indian down
the Hudson Bay post at Bear Icland. Ontario.
lie brings a story about Eskimo in the far north
who has tanned polar bears and trained them do
his heavy teaming.
Big game hunters will doubt It, for the polar bear
has body about large a piano box and is one
of the most ferocious and cunning of all animals
The incident however, you thinking about
the tremendous amount of work that man has passed
off on domesticated animals. He has made slaves
Of horses. cattle. chickens Eskimo dogs. camels,
elephants and a host OF others
OF all these. horses the most intelligent.
Elephants come second. In India they trained
all day such tasks as moving and piling
logs.
Any old recall when farmers used dogs.
running on a treadmilL to churn butter Horses
were similarly used to operate threshng machines.
Man is a parasite
Until the invention Of the steam engine. his
existence depended almost entirely his parasitic
Use CT animal and vegetable life
The steam engine ushered In a new Of power.
Previously. there were few instances OF man using
power not generated by animals-such wind
moving sailing ships and water power turning the
prayer wheels OF India.
Gradually we are shifting from our position
parasite on animal and vegetable life The auto IS
relieving the horse. So are railroads and flying
machines There IS talk Of food being produced
syntheticaly in laboratories instead Of by growing
and killing plant life Where preyed
exclusively on trees. form % plant life. for our
dwellings. we turn to brick. concrete and metals
like iron.
In school you studied about the three kingdoms
of uature-anrnal vegetable and mineral
Man rose to his present state BY being PARASITE
on the animal and vegetable kingdoms Slowly but
surely he IS relaxing his grip these fastening
ffo min 4
good illustration IS taking oil out OF the ground
instead Of getting il by killing whales and hogs
Il Is a peculiar change taking place without much
attention. But Il Is vastly important in the history
or mankind. a definite and separate step higher in
the cycle OF mans existence
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
Just Folks
BY Edgar A. Guest

THE DEMON DRIVER
He asked me TO ride,
And he opened the door
OF his roadster full wide.
But I'd ridden before
With that demon OF speed
And l thought Of my nerves,
How thy danced like a reed.
AS he swung round the curves.
And I thought Of my heart,
Beating faster with fear,
When he just missed a cart
And a child playing near;
And I thought Of the way
He abuses his brakes.
And my fear and dismay
And the chances he takes.
A few months before
I had sat at his side.
Heard his great motor roar
On that perilous ride;
There was sweat on my brow
Which grim terror had drawn,
For l thought: Here and now
Is eternitys dawn.
I chung 20 my seat
AS he drove through the town,
Passing street after street.
Never Stacking her down
As we swung and we swayed
Through the women and men,
This the vow that l made.
Never. never again!"
He asked me 70 ride.
And he opened the door
OF his roadster full wide.
But I'd ridden before
And recalling my dread
And my cheeks white as chalk.
I thanked hf-1 and said:
II would much rather walk"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
DE VALERA PLANS
NE W REBELLION,
DUBLIN REPORTS
Free State Leaders Gravelv
Alarmed Over Rumors
of New Coup.

DUBLIN. Aug. 25.-CBy L. P)-
Eamonn De Va. era today Grammatical
y emerged from his hiding place and
IS rallyipg an army in county Louih
IN preparation for an attack on Dub
lin. according 10 persistent reports
here.
The rumor ran rapidly through
crowds mourning al the bier OF
Michael Collins. whose body lies in
state in the city hall. Officers OF the
Free State government were under
stood 70 be attempting TO comInuni-
cate with towns in county Louth in
an effort 10 ascertain the truth or
falsity OF the reports
County Louth lies just north OF
Dublin. If De Valera has rear pear-
ed. he has seized this opportunity
when he believes the Free state
demoralized by Collins assassination
20 make another effort 10 overthrow
the government and establish i re-
public.
Fear New Outbreak.
Grave fears that the Irish insurg-
ents would break forth in a renewal
Of their rebellion immediately after
the funeral OF Michael Collins Unless
the Free State strikes first. were ex-
pressed by government officials here
today.
William T. Cosgrave. who temper
arily took over the duties as p-ovis-
fonal head Of the Free STATE govern
tnsnt. made preparations 70 defend
the city and Ju.D0sts over the couE-
try against rebcl attacks.
Feeling betwee: The insurgents and
!oyaljsts was oit'e- and II was be-
,'eved that respect for Collins during
the period o. n turning was the only
thing that prevented serious clashes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
Jeff Davis, Hobo King,
Blows Into Chicago in
S Cylinder Automobile

CHICAGO Aug 25.-Jef Davis
king OF the hoboes" blew into
Chicago today IN an e!ghi
cylinder racing automobile. with
a chauffeur.
Riding the rods u exceeding
Is passe" Davis offered IN eX-
PLANTATION. The influence OF th-
wealthy members OF the organi-
zation has forced me 20 abandon
the blind baggage and the
brake beam.
Davis IS on his way 20 Detroit
10 address a gathering Of TIE
itinerant laborers.
The king has toured prac-
ticaliy every state in the West n
his machine-
The hobo organization rs
growing By leaps Davis said
we have a membership Of NOR
than $4,000 Among them are
nillionaires. senators. lawyers
nifty skirts and in fact repre-
sentatives from every walk On
life"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

Free stats troops have captured
= raie. Dune rvcl and Du1Inau-.
Wy
a detachment Of Free staters
raided Limerick capturing % ir-
regulars a number Of machine
guns. 1000 rounds OF ammunition
and other equipment were seized
Rebels Lay Down Arms.
Many irregulars in the Cork ares.
incensed by the killing OF Michael
Collins, are laying down their arms
and are pledging their auegiance,to
the Free state.
On the other hand. however. other
irregulars are concentrating at Bal
linhassig and are preparing 10 give
battle 10 the Free Staters
The forthcoming session OF the
Dali has been postponed until Sept
..
The cabinet met and considered
organization OF the government as
we'll as the future policy 20 be pur-
sued towards the rebels. The sug-
gestion was urged that the irregu-
lars be treated as "murderers and
bAA4dWo 0AA EAa-AldLA NJ A4NAAl1s NUlli-
mander-in-chief Of the Free state
army advocated a continuation OF
Collins policy OF leniency towards
the rebels.
Tributes TO Collins.
The city hail furnished the stage
for scenes Of deep tragic and drama
tic quality. Pas, the plain coffin
holding the body Of Michael Collins.
draped with the tri-color and guard
ed BY six officers Of Collins staff.
fled hundreds of men. women and
children Collins body was attired
In the uniform IN which he met his
death. The still hands clasped a
rosary
Outside in the street the Dublin
guards-the pet regiment Of the dead
commandments were standing at
attention. II was a common occur
renee TO see a man stop arise his
hand TO heaven and soIemnIy swear
to avenge Collins death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
The Tower g(BabQl
*
Dill Armstrong e

through a long series OF circumiocu-
lions. The Judge. trying 70 put an
end TO II all. interrupted. saying;
Rufus. answer me just one sim
pie question. Did you or did you
not steal that mule?"
Well sub" replied Rufus can
dldly, "Ah suttin;y thought All did
at de beginnin'. but dis lawyer gen
nulman o. mine has plumb raised
a doubt IN nah mind an All ain
sho' now whether An did or All
didn't"
A new definition for drug store:
a few bottles parked IN the vcini-
" OF soda fountain.
Tom Brandon leaves tomorrow
for New York city. Like Babe
Ruth. Mr.. Brandons batting average
II a little otf this season. He had
four more round trips TO the big
town 10 his credit last year az this
time than he has this season.
The fellow that's always wishing
for the return OF the good old days
ought 70 be made 10 ride 10 the
golf links with a horse and buggy.
DR. Jake Hill. the eminent physi>
clan. attended the fair yesterday and
occupied a front seat IN the grand
stand. We understood Doc got In Tor
nothing and was compelled 10 hold a
front seat 20 the management could
use him for a back stop In the auto
poIo game
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
More Truth
oThan pOotru
Gy James . MQNtASIia

LINES BY A PLUTOCRAT.
How wantonly our statesmen spenC
The peoples utmost bean;
How little do they apprehend
What income taxes mean!
So utterly am bereft
That. when my collars dry,
| seldom have the money left
To get a case Of rye.
With bonuses and tariff bills
Our substance they exhaust.
Until. with apprehenslve chills.
We shudder at the cost.
know I cannot get this Fall
The rest that / require
will not have the wherewithal
To pay my caddy hire.
They talk OF subsidies for ships.
And public men in bands
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
Oti1erE ditorsT Than Ours
REPREHENsTBIE METHODS
(San Francisco Chronicle)


A prohibition agent in employ OF the prohibition
city had wine the house not lawfully there.
Lacking evidence. the. agent gave the mans Is
year-old son $40 in return for which the boy
brought the officer eleven bottles Of champagne.
II appears that four of these bottles were produced
es evidence the other seven being unaccounted
for except as "empues,"
Following this trade the father was arrested for
having liquor in the house and the boy for selling
liquor. The court promptly dismissed the father
and released the kid probation.
We hope and wish could trust. that when the
father and the boy got such a good old
fashioned licking as he VIII remember That IL
the proper penalty In his Il is the best cure
We have not Yet learned what has happened 10
The o icial who did the dirty trick
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
PittSbUrg Operators to
Eight C[ereLGnd Poet

PITTSBURG. Aug. 25.-t BY L. p
Legal action against participants
in the Cleveland coaI peace confer
ence. has been decided upon b.
powerful coal interests Of Pittsburg
and West Virginia. il was learned
here today.
Plans for action 70 show the CIeve-
land agreement IS violation Of the
Sherman antitrust law. were made
az a conference here between legal
representatives OF the kanawha
Valley Coal Operators association
and the Pittsburg coal operators as
ISOLATION.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
THE cR1siE WAVE.

II was midnight. The policema an
observed a suspicious looking person
proving about a house IN the fash
ionable residential district OF the
town.
Hey. youi" he accosted him
'Twhatcher hangin' around here
for"
The man turned weary eyes at
his questioner.
I'm only waiting for the lady
inside TO go 70 sleep, officer" he
said. you see. she's my wife"
Well bet Il didn't take much
coaxing 70 get Charley Speth TO as
sumo charge OF George Wyman's
style show at the fair.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
FORCE OF ARGUMENT

1t came at the end OF a torrid
afternoon in the court house where
Rufus was accused OF stealing a
mule. The evidence against him
had seemed conclusive at first, but
tbs defendants lawyer had manag
ed. after endless questioning. 10 tie
the witnesses for the prosecution
into a tangle Of contradictions.
while the dusky defendant sat
watching him with admirlng eyes.
Finally the attorney called the
defendant 20 the stand and put him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

The noistest foursome we have
ever heard about--Fred Rose. Bill
Kennedy, Dave Fishgrund and John
McGiI at the country club yester-
day afternoon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

Are going of on junket trips
In far and foreign lands.
I'll have, - to keep from going
broke
To sell at least two cars
And all ! can afford TO smoke
Are thirty cent cigars.
No thought about the public purse
Is In a stateman's mind
He let's things go from bad 10 worse,
To all our interest blind.
He sees the nation go TO pot.
Nor makes the least demur:
And presently I fear I've got
To be my own chauffeur!
NO DEMAND.
Engineers assistants on vessels
are called water tenders. They uge
very few of them on u. s. Shipping
Board craft
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
1T MUST BE A FoRD.

(News-Times Want ADJ
Come home Elizabeth. All Il
forgiven. Box SIS.
Harry EImore says a golf hazard
- the stuff that's handed around
in the locker rooms
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

For reliable dentistry consult Drs
Carson & Oren. rs ". Washington
av. p. Main $40. ADV EOS n
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
DENTISTRY.

For reliable dentistry consult Drs.
Carson & Oren. 125 W. Washing
ton av. Phone Main 549.-edv cost
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

Garments Cleaned-Aetna Clean
ers. Advt.-23s-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
MAKING BUSINESS

MAKING BUSINESS.
We suspect that il was some
lawyer who evolved the idea that
the ownership OF the air could be
made a subject for legal dispute.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

TO-DAY
Try a Valentine Cigar. 213.-tf.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26
PERSONAL MENTION.

LsANDO-NEAA4
Frank Thorpe. THE Akron kid"
spent a few hours In the city yes.
ierday The local police depart
ment was duly notified and provl-
sions we're made for handling the
situation.
DR.. Roy Wolfe was IN charge OF
the speed program a. the fair Give
Doc a few horses and a race track.
and he's buster than a federal offic-
err
They say Of Pat Lowery OF the
Central fire station that he often
wishes the city stand pipe would
catch fire. 80 that he could demon
strate his ability as the human fly.
Col Joe Sullivan watched the
races at the fair from a prominent
seat IN the press stand. We knew
there was something missing when
We first lay eyes on the colonel
finally we figured out what II was.
the colonel was minus his raj col
Ored derby.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-08-26

EVENING EDITION
United Press-International News Service
Phonst Main 2IOO-2I0I-siO2 CBranch E1ohanEe)
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
DIR. HUBBARD TELLS
OF CHRIST MIRACLE

"When Jesus Broke up a Funeral
vas the subject OF the sermon by
the Rev. DR.. Carlisle L. Hubbard
in st. Paurs NJ. +. Church last
night The sermon was one. of Sc
ries on "The Ilfe OF Jesus
Or. Hubbard declared that II the
young men and women OF today
would arise and take Christ into
their lives. this act might well be
considered a miracle not outshone
by the miracles Of the days when
Jesus performed them. The pas
tor recounted a miracle per-
formed by the Master when the
Savior called young man to arise
from the dead. In this connection
DR.. Hubbard pointed out the lesson
contained in the story and called
his auditors to hear the Masters
call.
In the latter part OF his sermon
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
ELKroN PERSONALS

Special to The Evening Journal.
ELKTON, Nd, Sept. 25.-Thomas
Mitchell Garrett has returned from
n southern trip and is visiting his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence ID.
Garrett: Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Punell
have returned from a motor trip TO
Virginia: Miss Harriet Walton. OF
Philadelphia. has been visiting Mrs
stewart Strickland; Mr.. and Mrs.
William Stocum. OF Drexel Hin, Pa,
were recent guests OF Miss Mollie c.
McCrea; Miss Helen b. Pierson is
spending her vacation with relatives
In Wilmington; Hyland Marshbank.
OF Pittsburgh. Pa. Is spending some
time with his parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
LEGAL BATTLE
OVERPACA Will
$4,000 Involved in Case
Which Opens Before
Cecil Co. Court
ALLEGED IMANITY
GROUNDS OF CONTEST

Special TO The Evening Journal.
ELKTON. Nd. Sept. 25.-Claiming
insanity as the grounds, the legal
battle was started in the local Cir
cult Court this morning in an effort
TO have set aside the will OF the late
William y. Paca. who was a mem
Der of one OF Maryland's Oldest
families and who died February 9Th.
1921, at Blue Ridge Summit. Pa.
The case was transferred from
Queen Anne's to Cecil County some
weeks ago.
The deceased under the terms OF
his will left all OF his estate valued
at about $4,000 TO non-relatives.
most OF II to Johns Hopkins Hos
pital. Baltimore. The family por-
traits were bequeathed 10 the Pea
body Institute Baltimore.
There is a large array OF attorneys
on each side. For the plaintiffs
relatives who are making the con-
test. Hope II. BarroN. OF Chester
town. L. Wethered Barroll. OF Balti-
more and Joshua Clayton and Henry
A. Warburton of Elkion are counsel.
Charles McHenry Howard. William
L. All and F. T. Constable OF Balti-
more and Henry l. Constable OF
Elkton. represent the will. Most
of the time this morning was oc-
cupied in selecting a jury and the
opening address TO the jury made by
L. Wethered Barroll.
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
CECIL COUNTY GRAND
JURY MAKES REPORT
Ipecial 10 The Evening Journal.

Especial TO The Evening Journal.
ELKTON, Md. Sept. 25.-T h e
September Grand Jury for Cecil
county. on completing its work. last
week submitted its report 10 the
Court. showing it had examined
sixty-one witnesses and found four
teen indictments; examined the IL
cense books and found that a few
have failed 10 take out licenses
namely. Traders, Garage. Junk, Nov
| ing Pictures. Cigarette Peddlers and
| Auctioneers. The report says in part:
I'VE called the County Commission
ers before us to ascertain informa-
tion regarding the expense OF the re-
assessment, as to wages paid and
purchasing automobiles for assessors.
They stated that the State Tax Com
nission approved of everything they
had done; had ordered them TO levy
$4,000 for the work and the Com
missioners felt confident the work
was being done as economically and
expeditiously as It could be. and
would be finished with much less ex-
pense than the appropriation.
I'VE next took up the subject of
auditing the books OF the County
Commissioners and Treasurers' Of
flee. We found a bill and check
paid to c. o. Hall for s17s0.99, COW
erlng for audit from July l, 1918 to
October, 1920.
After examining several witnesses
regarding the audit, II could not be
found eand would recommend the
Court notify the County Commission
ers to get a copy from the account
ants and have another audit made as
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
ATTORNEY GENERAL
MUM ABOUT PROBE


When asked about the rumors be-
ing circulated of an investigation
into alleged attempted bribery in
connection with a city department.
Attorney General Towpsend said
yesterday:
I'VE never ask the grand jury TO
indict anyone until we are reason
ably certain that we have sufficient
evidence 10 justify a conviction of
the crime charged. II takes evi-
dence to convict. Rumors. no mat
ter OF what character. will not and
should not do It. Frequently we are
satisfied of the guilt Of some one
charged with crime yet we cannot
get sufficient evidence TO support
our conclusion.
After We set the evidence II
should be carefully weighed to de-
termine what crime the indictment
should charge. and in this connec-
tion l might say that an error in the
indictment might be fatal 10 the
States case. The present term has
been a very trying one with the re-
suit that we have not yet had time
10 give sufficient consideration to all
the cases brought 10 our attention.
We hope. however. to wind UP our
work with the grand jury for this
term on next Thursday.
1T is inadvlsable that we make
any public announcement as 10 what
cases will be brought TO the atten-
tion OF the grand jury at that time"
Mayor Harvey on Saturday. in a
statement said. the facts in the case
had been placed before the Attorney
General by the city authorities.
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
MRS. H. W. WILLIS
BURIED TODAY
speclal DO The EvenIng Journal.

Special to The Evening Journal.
MIDDLETowN. Sept. 25-The
funeral services OF Mrs. Horatio
Noxen Willis OF Lansdowne. Pa,
were held at Westerly. Rhode
Island, on Saturday afternoon. The
body was brought here for burial TO-
day in ST. Anne's p. Il. cemetery.
The Rev. Percy L. Donaghay was in
charge OF the services here and the
pailbearers were Alexander p. Cor
bit, Daniel corbit. OF odessa; Samuel
Pennock, Charles Pennook, Howard
Goodwin. OF Lansdowne: James Gay
lord Bragdon Of Middletown Mrs.
Willis. who was Miss Helen Foster
OF Westerly. II. l.. had been IN with
pneumonia FOR several months. Be-
sides her husband. she Is survived by
one daughter. fifteen years OF age
and several sisters.
Mr.. and Mrs. Victor Jones OF Phil
adeiphia have been here for a visit
with their parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward S. Jones'.
Miss Marie T. Lockwood is spend
ing month in the Pocono noun
tains.
Miss Bernice Metten is spending a
week with her sister. Mrs. George f.
Keener at Bethlehem. Pa.
Mrs. Joseph S. Griffith OF Phila-
delphia Is spending some time with
her sister. Miss Josephine Cochran.
Miss Pauline Frazier OF Whining
ton Is visiting relatives near here.
Mrs. Josephine c. Hlghe OF Phil
adelphia IS the guest OF her sister,
Mrs. william A. Comegys.
Mrs. Richard L. Price OF Whining
ton Is here for a visit with her
brother, Jacob II. Emerson.
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
J. Harry Marshbank; Mis-. Addie =

j. Harry Marshbank; Miss Addis y.
Farwell. superintendent OF Union
Hospital. Elkton, is spending her
vacation in New York State; DR..
Julius Leopold. Of Baltimore. spent
Wednesday with Mr.. and Mrs. Dan
lei S. Terrell; Philip N. King has
been motoring through the Eastern
Shore OF Maryland and Virginia;
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Seeds Young.
who have been spending the summer
near Lewes. have returned to Elk
ton: Frank J.. Denny is entertaining
his sister. Mrs. V. c. Tomlinson. OF
Lansingburg. y. Y; Hiram McCul-
Tough. OF Chicago. grandson Of ths
late Hiram Mccullough. OF ElktJ,
visited relatives here last week; Mr.
and Mrs. Roy Reynolds have re-
turned from Atlantic City. y. j.; Mr.
and Mrs. Harry Z. Giles. OF Wash
ington. have been visiting Postmas-
ter oliver c. Gile~
Announcement is made of the
marriage on September 6 OF Miss
Gladys Hackett. OF still Pond. Nd.
and Paul Giddon. OF Port Deposit.
Evening journal., 1922-09-25
GULD-OWENs.

Miss Elma A. Guild. daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. George f. Guild. 217
West Thirtieth street. and Paul z.
Owens. 2514 Van Buren, street, were
married Saturday evening in East
lake NJ. E. Church. by the Rev. A. w.
Goodhand. The bride was given in
marriage by her father. Miss Esther
E. Guild. sister OF the bride was the
maid Of honor and Archer r. Owens,
brother of the bridegroom was best
man. Miss Doris Ulrlch was flower
girl. The wedding music was played
by Oscar Gale. Miss Edna Anderson
sang.
Following the ceremony an In
formal reception was held in the
church. Mr.. ard Mrs. owens. after
their return from trip north will
live at 2514 Van Buren street.