South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-24

Ever NNH IIA" a.H .a..a AAtA+Nta-f f.-.e-
devilment reaches the newspapers
hv wire Or radio while benevolence
travels afoot
Men folks OF our town have been
eating iu the restaurants the past
week ia order 90 give their house
keepers an opportunity 10 read and
digest the ver.est details OF south
BENDS scandal.
II IS said England viii have 20 20
dr. in order 90 compete with the
United states. fAr just taink OF the
excitement she would have in add
ton TO other benefits.
last SIS years ago william the
Ccnqueror died. The announce
ment has no present importance
further than 10 remind us that men
rip and snort and tear up the land
scape for a few brief years. and then
simmer down 90 nothing. Strut as
We may. We are always headed for
the cemetery.
NJ M. MacLean plays a scrappy
game OF golf when he gets a wee bit
excited
The frightening of skirts comes
too late for a -oOd many OF US. The
shoulder-stoop and neck-hump we
contracted appear TO have set.
The National Laugh Week ought
70 be set for the second week in
November 80 that the Democratic
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chuckie into the nations guffawiug
Fashion experts say there must be
a ''tfghtening-up" Of mems fashions
this fall The Mishawaka Indepen-
dent order of Old Pants Wearers
wilI resist any edict like this The
watermelon season has strained
Nishawaka belts % the last point of
possibility.
why do the Episcopallans want
20 drop out the word obey" in the
marriage ritual? It Is an ancient
form. Keep IL there and just insert
the adverb not" IN front OF It.
There seems to be about as much
solid nut-iment In the soldiers
bonus as there is in an omelet
souffle which somebody once desig-
rated as baked wind.
The opinion Of society doesn't
amount 10 much. The girl who dedi-
Gates her life to useful service IS al
ready blessed.
The Michigan fruit belt is claim
ms great prosperity. which reminds
as that fruit belts are geographical.
sectional and Individual. Ours Is a
reach of fruit belt
Think OF the Legion circus that is
beginning 10 shape itself for Mish-
awaka's glory and give other mat
tiers a rest Your mind needs a
change OF diet you dumbbell
simonds thinks England must de-
inounce Lloyd George or fight
France. Fighting France is an old
game with Albion. and crushing
Statesmen is fun for democracy.
Another sure cure OF unrest is for
one 70 work hard at his occupation
In the daytime. and 20 soak his head
at night before retiring.
We don't know. but We take il
that a girl who will wash the dishes.
pots and pans for her mother will
not do much Tapping in the mean
time.
His back TO the wall. and his kilt
waving proudly in the breeze. NJ
NJ MacLean defes "the field" 10
come hither and get a dose OF
scotch oatmeal served with a Haig
and Haig punch which only the sons
of the heather can deliver.
A New York wife advised the
8udge 20 take her husband out and
shoot him That is so different
from some OF the self-reuant wives
who are averse 10 unloading such
'cisagreeable jobs or the judges
We have seen a few long skirts
IN Mishawaka. and really they look
ridiculous.
The automobile enables folks who
Dive AZ distance to attend church
CT Sunday. and il enables those who
Five n the same block TO go fishing
So Il is hard 20 measure the spirit
ual influence or the automobile at
present
Apparently. there are more as
pirinC democrats than there are
available biuets. II democrats would
.re-spire more. they wouldn't make
Ehe mistake OF aspiring so much
when there is so Iittle t. IT, Political
soft snappery DESTROYS many a good
nlownan
One OF the international beauty
contest writer's said Miss Indianap-
rus" was little bear" She was
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