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Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

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Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

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Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

Sacramento. Cal.--Apgesrinx the
other asy In the United States n.s,zics
court tJetars sassee L. " kaaktn.
with her husband end fiWs small ehi,.
drru, Mrs Peter neseini q Haitian
extraction. whe WAS eharsess with ess,
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actesl ~ her own eouassi aud ~~a fer
herself and husband pr,tstioa for
thfec menshs With prcselsr II DE-
na.ss! si ~ es.s fn,sa.s ~ .asss
ilQUug b made
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

Everybody IL predicting moro
prosperous times in 1922. and
every body but the Democratic
politicians arc hoping the pre-
Aiction will be- promptly iui,illed.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

Hood alcohoI In again claiming
IL victims. Wien : man gets 20
crazy for boozs that be driuks a.
known poison, why, let him
drink IL and be OF.
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

The automobile gunmah al our
big citiss fears no law. Why
should he. sinse be never seems
b0 10 brought 10 contact with IL
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

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Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

Attorney General Daughersy
ls going after the food pro1teers,
sess said. fAt Us hope the effect
Of tha pursuit will be different
from what IL was when Mr.. vii
sons attorney genera. went gsu.
ming for the same game,
Potosi journal. (Potosi, Mo.) 1894-1929, 1922-01-04

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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

SMALL. restaurant for sale cheap. Must
sell on account of sickness. % n. East
street.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
FEMALE HELP-WANTEO,
INTELLIGENT WOMEN
BUSINESS EXPERIENCE
ITNNECESS APy
By CONDO.
UNNECESSARY

The employment director of an old
established Chicago corporation doing
Lincoln, Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday
and Thursday to hire several women for
purpose Of enlarging present organiza-
posed Of over 500 women who are
averaging $3.50 to $500 per month We
want intelligent women. Business expe-
rfence unnecessary. Hrr free intensive
training class will 81 ly.y In remarkably
short time the equivalent of six months
experience. Applicant must be between
Is and 40. have equivalent OF a high
school education, good health. and be free
to travel extensively. Railroad fare paid.
Salary to start. Positions muse be filled
at once. Apply In person. Don't phone
Mrs. Kathryn D. Cofield. Hotel Lincoln.
Out of-toWn applicants write.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13

PROGRESSIVE sPIRITUALIsT CHURCH
Redmen's hall. Capitol and North st
Rev. II. W. B. Myrick will lecture. Sub
ject: The Other Side the Door" Mrs
Audria Hudson WILL furnish music. Mes
sages from your loved ones by Mrs Bes-
sic Woodwork. message bearer. Serv-
ices begin at a;45 p. m. Ladies' Aid
Rev. Myr!ck will speak. Mrs Wood
worth and others will be present as mes
sage bearers.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
REAL ESTATE-FoR SALE.
ONSsSAAN>AeeH>sNeseS<AS
ALL THE
REAL ESTATE OF THE
HOME BREWING CO.,
OF INDIANAPOLIS
will be sold on
June Z, 1922 at 10 A. M.

on the terms and conditions noted below.
Following are the properties offered:
J. (a) Brewery building and plant. in
and other like equipment At southwe est
corner OF Cruise and DAILY streets. In
cludes also three small cottages on DAILY
street
(b) Bottlins shop and barns At north
west corner Cruise and DAILY streets
2. Brick building and vacant ground At
southwest corner Southeastern avenue and
Cruise street.
g. Brick building and vacant ground.
so2 East Washington street
ware street.
s. Frame building and cottage. 1911
and 1918 East Maryland street.
8. Five vacant lots in Mars Hall.
8. Frame building 1901 Columbia avenue
and 1910 East Nineteenth street.
8 Two vacant lots corner Villa avenue
IL. Brick buildings and cottage sol to
sos Massachusetts, avenue and ia East St
Clair street.
10. Frame building. So, Besoher street
~. Brick building and cottage. 1918
North West street and 5l2 West Thirteenth
Is. Brick building and vacant lot, 100
North Noble street and s42 and sA East
Market street.
20. Frame building. 1879 North sher-
20. Frame building. 1879 South East
80 Brick building IS North Noble street,
featuring business will go with the brew
cry plant for the inventory price of the
merchandise and containers on hand II
purchaser desires.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Sealed bids to be delivered to the once
OF the company at Cruise and Daily streets
prior to 10 a m, June Z, 1922. with GER
tilted check for per cent minimum
$200.O0) TO accompany each bid. No bid
for less than the appraised value will be
considered. Single bid for all Of the prop
srty will be considered. Terms are either
cash delivery Of deed or one-fourth
cash and one-four each In three six and
nine months, with per cent interest: sale
Is subject to taxes for 1922. municipal as
sessments and leases. List OF properties.
appraisements and other details upon ap-
plicatton at once inspection OF properties
1905.
TME MlnN1E RRE MaaMM GNGn
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
AcENTS-WANTED.
INDIANAPOLIS SUPERIOR SUBURB"
$500 to $500 Reduction On Each House,

AMBITIOUS men, write today for attrae-
tive proposition. selling subscriptions 70
Americas most popular automobile maya
zine Every car owner, mechanic, ga
rageman interested. Quick and easy TO
sell: 1eooo profit. Pleasant work Devote
ali or spare time AUTOMOBILE d.
GEST. A-s7 Butler bldg, Cincinnati.
BEGIN YOUR OWN BUSINESS whole
sailing chocolate bars. chewing gum.
candy minis Attractive novel packages.
write today Exclusive proposition. HELL
MET PRODUCTS CO, Cincinnati, Ohio.
~ = $500
AL. STORES buy spearmint Gum and
novelty CONNECTIONS. Make IS daily our
agents undersen all competition Build
permanent business up quickly. HELMET
CO, Cincinnati.
TREMENDOUS profits giving premiums to
others for selling new eif-threaalhB
needles, hat kleen sachet. Free instruc,
tons samples. factory prices PAIIEN
COMPANY sale III Washington.
WIDE-AWAKE MAN to take charge OF
our local trade; IS to IS daily steady; no
experience required; pay starts At once nee
write today. AMERICAN PRODUCTS Co,
5ses American bldg, Cincinnati. Ohio.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
1913 Station Street

six rooms. electric lights gas, we'll from,
and rear pcrches: lois: large chicken
house; white or high grade colored
W. Fl. Cooper
sss Iemcke Bldg
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
GARD OF THANKS.


CARD OF TEANKS-We wish to extend
our heartfelt thanks to friends relatives
and neighbors for kindness shown at the
death Of our dear husband and father.
Delbert A. Howard: especially to DR.. Gohn
for his consoling wor is: the singers. Mrs
Marshall, Mrs. Cadle and Mr.. Overmeyer
the pallbearers, Mr.. Carroll, Mr.. Marshall
Mr.. CaCile. Mr.. Grelich. Mr.. Boyer and Mr..
Willy; the Bell Telephone Company and
the telephone company employees: Finn
Brothers and to all for the beautiful
flowers Wife and Children
CARD OF THANKS-We wish to express
our appreciation to our many friends.
neighbors and relatives for their Kindness
and sympathy shown Us in the sudden
death Of our beloved wife and mother.
Essie I. POLAND We especially thank the
Bemis Bag Company. ]. F. Darmody Com
pany, Leedy Manufacturing Company the
Rev. C. r Stout for his coasoling words,
the singers and for the many beautiful
floral offerings WILLIAM A. POLAND
AND CHILDREN.
CARD OF THANKS-we wish to thank
cur friends and neighbors for their
kindness during the Illness and bereave-
ment Of our baby. Claude Robert Kenny.
especially Mrs Mathews and Dr. r. J.
Anderson. Also want to thank Rev.
z. P. Jewett for his kind words OF con-
dolence. the little pallbearers and Shirley
Bros. for their services. MOTHER,
FATHER, GRANDMOTHER AND ALL
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13

UNION sPIRIrUALrsr LYcEUM.
Session every Sunday at 1880 p. m in
the First Spiritualist Church, sos North
Liberty street, between Mass. ave. and
North street. Come, bring or send your
children to 1t. All are welcome
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
THE HOMIE BREWING co.
Beautiful Bungalow, East

New hve-room modern bunga.
low. long living room. fireplace. col
onnade. hardwood floors and built
In features. breakfast room and
dressing room Tile bath. full
basement and laundry. Walking
distance of St. Phillip Neri. just
on OF Tenth street car. block to
public school. Price right and
terms on balance.
Realty Finance Co.
Lincoln 44o5. Evenings. Ran. oa4s.
II
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-05-13
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Ring, large amethyst stone set in
green gold. in Mushroom on fifth floor
OF Ayress: valued as keepsake. Reward
Belmont $3.50.
LOST-Brown leather billfold containing
$3.50. probably Illinois street car
Thursday p. m Randolph l153.
PAIR heavy shell rim glasses lost Tuesday
noon on Washington. between Pennsyi-
yanta and Illinois. Call Randolph 0607.
LOST-A bunch OF keys. about oath
and Pendleton pike. Finder please call
Circle 0Ts2.
FoCND-Pair shell-rim spectacle. May s.
Randolph 1909.
Evening star., 1922-12-09
FOR REKT-RooMs.

NON N-HOUSEKEEPING+vsf attractive suite
Of three large. beautiful rooms. living room
and two bedrooms; private bath and phone
south and eastern exposure; in owners de:
tached home; all modern conveniences: second
door from 18th ct. bus; must be seen to be
appreciated; garage space II desired. Phone
1727 EUCLID ST.. near 18th and Columbia I'd
For one or two ladies'. large front room
newly papered and painted: southern exposure
mahogany furniture: steam heat, electricity.
telephone; private family; $50 monthly, one
$25. two.
100 18th ST. N.W.-CORNER ST.
Bright attractively furnished room next to
bath, with six windows; we'll heated; cleo
tricity and unlimited phone service; also room
3ri door front, next to bath, twin beds; suit
able for two young men. ~"
Evening star., 1922-12-09
APARTMENTS 70 LET.
EV-RNVSHED.

2onS COLUMBIA RD.-Delicious home
meals. Sorr! 62.9
Evening star., 1922-12-09
BARGAINS

BARGAINS
IN USED CARS.
19a2 r Chevrolet sedan.
1872 Buick roadster.
Chandler touring and sport moue!s
Cleveland touring and roadster modes.
1872 Haynes IS demonstrator.
1891 Haynes 1-passenser.
And others. In good condition.
LIBERAL TERMS.
YOCNG AUTOMOBILE CO.. Inc
HAYNES DEALER.
1887 1ith ST NV. lA-
Evening star., 1922-12-09
ACCOUNTING SERVICE.

ACCOUNTING SERVICE.
ATTENTION.
We furnish efficient bookkeepers for you.
Hourly. daily. weekly or continuous service.
Books opened, systems Installed. Income tax
returns prepared. All work under personal
supervision. Rates that will suit all.
The Accounting Service Company,
Room 402 Edmonds Building.
Evening star., 1922-12-09

nLDSMORILE coupe. four-passenser. siX,cyhn
der late model; fine condition. cash. paV,u ,Ns
=
Evening star., 1922-12-09
CHRISTMAS GIFT SUGGESTIONS
GIFTS FOR HER.

suggestions these columns your
children
Evening star., 1922-12-09
AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE, ETC.

REAL BARGAINS in used cars-Ru.ck sedan.
$3.50: Ford taxi. $17o; also Ford tourlngs.
roadsters, light deliveries and trucks: Bucks
Oakands and Dodges: reasonable terms to re-
sponsible parties. Manhattan Garage, 1905
Tth st. NV. 10s
Evening star., 1922-12-09
RECOMMENDED SERVICE

The following business have been to The Star
made The Star will receive attention.
Evening star., 1922-03-26

the mirrors that don't half to be look
ed UP whereas the blank was prob
ably wrote by foreigner as it is In
broken English with every little vile
a dialect word from the northern
part of Italy. like for inst. III your
books of account are kept on an ac-
crual basis" or 'If amortization Of
war facilities is claimed" and several
times the guy rings in fiduciary
where an American author would Of
been open and above the boards and
said trustee.
But this guy has got you SO bafHed
that by the time you are one-half
through the book you are libel to for
get to mention a few Of the mental
detectives that is dependent on you
for support at $4,000 per annum.
Speaking about these detectives
you only use to get allowed $500 VI.
each for same and they should GER
tainly ought to be grateful to the
govt. for raising the ante to an
amount that permits them to live in
ease and luxury provided they live in
their night gowns and don't eat.
Well friends l don't know il done
the right thing or the wrong thing,
but personally I sprung a novelty
this yr. by not claiming nothing.
| That is 1 didn't put in no bad debts
or no losses by fire or storm though
I lost a whole lot of cigarettes by
fire last yr. and as for storm, why
one Of our big trees blowed down
Evening star., 1922-03-26
Progress of Liquid Fuel.

EOR long time liquid fuel was en-
ployed only for steam production,
but an indication of the wide appli-
cation that it may have in many
forms Of industry is afforded by the
experience of the owners Of large
elasssmanufactorya at South Hackney,
in England.
The experiments there were begun
more than ten years ago and after
overcoming many difficulties special
form of burner was evolved which
appears to be entirely satisfactory.
Four to FIVE thousand gallons OF Oil
are burned every week with perfect
combustion and a total absence OF
smoke. and the temperature obtained
ranges from that of a bakers oven
to that required for melting crucible
steel. Elsewhere in England liquid
fuel has been applied to such indus
triAs as the distillation Of petroleum.
steel smelling. heating the kilns for
the production of art tile glazing,
carbonizing electric light flaments
and heating furnaces Of various
kinds.
Evening star., 1922-03-26

had paid them $4,000 and spent a
VT. in Jail. why you wouldn't half to
bother with no income tax for that
yr. at least, unlest they have raised
Jail birds salaries a whole lot since
1 was there.
x 4 4
JI7ELL I suppose the govt. is like
w the street car Co. and always
open to suggestions for the improve
ment Of the service and in regards TO
the income tax ] would suggest that
one move in the right direction would
be to either leave off the double page
of instructions or else have them de-
coded, but still better than that
would suggest that they get up a new
blank on the basis tnat brevity is the
soul of wit. and it seems to me like
blank something like as follows would
bring them in just as much money at
the box office and save a whole lo;e
of wear and tear on the customers
brains:
INCOME TAX RETURN.
For Calendar fear 1922.
Schedule A-What did you make?
.............. ''''
Schedule B-What have you got?
Computation Of Tax.
100 per cent Of Schedule B..........
RING W. LARDNER.
Great Neck. March -.
Evening star., 1922-03-26

dureing a slight zephyr in Great Neck
and it was one OF the prettIest trees
l ever seen and as a ornament alone
it was probably worth a couple OF
thousand on the hoof.
+ * -
DUT I figured that if I claimed
anything on 1t why in a couple
yrs. J would get letter from Wash
ington asking me to bring them the
tree and neither the E. & o. or the
Pa. lines neither one will carry that
kind OF trunk for nothing.
In regards to bad debbts have al
ready been carrying on a long clan-
destine correspondence with some
bird In the capital with respects to
a little matter OF sour check which
q guy wished on me back in 1919.
The guy owed me $4,000 and he
paid me with check and the check
come back marked spoiled and to me
that was circumstantial evidence
that the debt wasn't so good, but the
man / been corresponding with in
Washington don't seem to never tire
Of exchanging mash notes in refer
ence to same.
II you loaned a guy say $5oo.oo or
$500 and he died interstate l sup
pose the govt. would ask you to pro-
duce the corpus deficit but the trou-
BILE is they don't never ask you for
nothing till yrs. after it's cold.
So 1 thought that this time would
save myself from all the bother that
goes with claims, but on the other
hand they's something to be said in
favor of makeing all kinds Of wild
claims because the penalty for turn
ing in fraudulent return Is $4,000
and q yr. in Jail and by the time you
Evening star., 1922-03-26
World of the Solid.

WE live amid matter in three char
w acteristic states-solid. liquid
and gaseous. But since hydrogen
has been both liquefied and soiidified.
the Investigator is introduced into a
world of solid bodies. With the aid
of the cold furnished by liquid hydro
gen, every gaseous substance at pres
ent definitely known to the chemist.
with the single exception Of helium,
can be solidified. Even helium. it Is
thought, may yield to the, processes
now being employed in various ex-
detrimental laboratories throughout
the world.
LIQUID hydrogen is SO light that the
onlv solid substance that will float in
it is pith.. solid hydrogen has tenn
perature of 436 degrees Fahrenheit
below zero. When exposed to the
cold vapor arising from liquid hydro
gen, air is instantly turned solid.
falls like q miniature snowstorm into
the vessel containing the hydrogen
and sinks to- the bottom. a.