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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Very few good cooks stay single.
1t is also never too early to mend.
"A girl on hand is worth two by radio.
Life is often what somebody else
makes It.
The answer to the woman question
Is because"
A good mixer these days means a
home brewer.
In the game Of hearts. when in doubt
lead diamonds.
wouldn't it be funny II everybody be-
iieved everybody.
Many a man who isn't worth cent
Is paying alimony.
Most OF the experience that a man
gets comes too late.
The female with the specie is more
AaNlsh imam the ndlo
o.
II there must be war, China is a
fine place for 1t to be.
Few people are stingy with the
things they don't want.
In Genoa. every time a question
shows up 1t Is a showdown.
we don't know how much education
there is, but It isn't enough.
%
Trouble in Genoa is not bit back
ward about coming forward.
Reading the names Of the Chinese
generals sounds like a fire alarm.
Lots OF highway robberies are pulled
soff under the guise Of financiering.
90
Many are mentioned for the presl-
rdency, though few draw the salary.
It is utterly impossible to drive a
man TO drink who isn't headed that
way.
TO please others an artist must first
please himself-but he must be hard to
please.
Even the aristocratic passenger on a
sleeping car doesn't object to lowIy
berth.
When q woman acquires a Job lot
OF trinkets she begins to speak OF her
Jewels.
Don't think that the girl that counts
on her fingers overlooks an engage
ment ring.
Sometimes IL Is as hard TO break into
a conversation as IT is to break off
monologue.
Some men who wouldn't gamble any
other way, pick out strange place for
a vacation.
New Yori's overcrowdsd condition
may be due to the way preachers cuss
her raw shows.
We know best what 10 best for us
20 do, but the trouble is TO persuade
ourselves to DO Il.
IN Pompeii. archaeoiosists dug up
wine buried 1000 years ago. II does
seem that long since prohibition.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Many are mentioned for the presl.
rdency though few draw the salary.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

IT Is utterly impossible to drive
man TO drink who isn't headed that
way.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Lots OF highway robberies are pulled
soff under the guise Of financiering.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

TO please others an artist must first
please himself-but he must be hard to
please.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Even the aristooratic passenger on a
sleeping car doesn't object to lowly
berth.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Sometimes IL Is as hard 10 break into
conversation as it is to break off a
monologue.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

When q woman acquires a Job lot
OF trinkets she begins TO speak OF her
Jewels.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Don't think that the girl that counts
on her fingers overlooks an engage
ment ring.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

New York's overcrowdsd condition
may be due to the way preachers cuss
her raw shows.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Reading the names Of the Chinese
generals sounds like a fire alarm.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

Some men who wouldn't gamble any
other way pick out a strange place for
q vacation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

We know best what Ia best for us
70 do. but the trouble is 70 persuade
ourselves to DO It.
IN Pompeii archaeoiosists dug up
wine buried 1000 years ago. II does
seem that long since prohibition.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-05-13

The answer to the woman question
IS because"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

Let him ing shouted Jerome. and
a. Dave opened the gates another
arrow hurled between the boys up
raised arm and his body and stucI,
auivering In one OF its upright bars.
Tho boy slid thru and stood pant.
sns. shrinking. wildeyed,
The arrow had erased his skin.
ana when Dave lifted ais arm and
looked a, the oozing drops OF blood
ne gave startled oath. for he saw
a flash OF white under the ioosened
breecholout below. The boy under.
stood Quickly he pushed the cIout
aside on his thigh that all might
see nodded rravely. and proudly
tapped his breast.
"palsfaeer' he hair grunted. white
man.
The wilds were quiet. The boy
pointed 10 them and held up three
ringers TO Indicate that there were
only three red men there. and shook
MS head to say there would be no
attack from them.
What's your name.- The boy
shook his head aud looked eagerly
around
Francais--Frenchs- he asked.
and In turn the big woodsman shook
MS head--nobody there spoke.
French.
however. Dave knew little
shawnee. a good deal Of the sign.
'Ansuaxe. and the boy seemed 10
understand good many words IN
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

DALE
PIONEER
BY JOHN FOXT 81
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sert shot came from the woods
allowed by ~ar'~hoop that
s,opped the blood. shudderinE. In
their veins.
oh. my cod.- each cried. and
s.,ehlng al their wet skirts they
e,d In terror thru the long grass.
they heard the quick ccmmotion
!, the fort. heard sharp commands.
cries OF warning. frantic calls for
than 10 hurry. saw strained faces at
he gates. saw Dave bound thru and
rush toward them.
cit in--ever'hcdy--wit in-auiek-'
Prom a watchtower. too. a rifle
Nsd cracked. A naked savage had
bounded into . spot Of sunlight that
srI,errd on tho buffalo trail a hun.
dred yards deep In the forest and
haired lithely aside into tho bushes
both rifles had missed.
From the tower old Jerome saw
reeds begin to shake in a cane.
bake TO the ieft OF the spring.
Look thar he called. and three
rs7es with his own. covered the
qot A small brown arm was thrust
above the shaking reeds. with the
palm Of the hand toward the fort
ths peace sign OF the Indian.
A moment later naked boy
prang from the cane brake and ran
toward the blockhouse. with a bow
and arrow IN his len hand and his
right stretched above his head. its
pleading palm still outward.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

which rang high over the din. and
he save III. fcathercd tip OF an ar.
row shaking In the breast OF the
big Indian who staggered and fell
behind bush. just at that moment
there were yeils Of white men that
were answered BY joyful yeils with
In the fort.
THE virglnians, The virxinlansr'
And as the rescusrs dashed into
sight on horse and afoot. Dave saw
the lad leap the wall OF the stock.
ade and disappear behind tho fleeing
Indians.
'Gone back 10 'em." he rrunied 10
himself The gates were thrown
open. Old Jerome and his men
rushed out. and besieged and roscu.
ers poured all their fire after the
running Indians. some OF whom
turned brnvely to empty their rifles
once more.
cit I'M Git In. auck-' yelled old
Jerome. He knew another volley
would come az soon ms the Indians
reached the cover OF thick woods.
anu cotuc tne Noiify uios
Three men fcll--one the leader OF
the Nirginians. whose head Topped
forward as he entered the gate and
was caught In old Jerome's arms.
Not another sound came from the
woods. but again Dave from the tower
saw the cane-brush rustic at the edge
OF thickct. saw n hand thrust up.
ward with tho palm OF peace toward
the fort, and again the stranger
boy cmorged---this time with a
bloody scalp dangling In his left
hand.
In the center OF the enclosure the
wounded Virginian lay. and when
old Jerome stripped the shirt from
his breast he shook his head grave.
ly. Tho wounded man opened his
eyes Just In time TO see and he
smiled.
II know IT," he said family. and
then his eyes caught sight Of tho
boy with the scalp. fixed steadily
and began TO widen.
who Is that boy?" he asked
sharply.
CONTINUED In Our Next Issue)
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

sFetI sun tft' HttHb'f wv " FtA'
side ,cifh his boo and arroio.
OF ''Indlansr was enough 20 keen
them quiet--and the noiseiess slip
ping thru the wilderness for the
oak .plcketed stockade.
And the gathering.in was none too
soon. The hooting OF owls alta rted
before dawn. A flaming arrow
Kissed from the woods. thudded into
the roof Of one OF the cabins. sput.
tered fecbly on dew-drenched
ridge. pole, and went out. Savage
wsr.whoops rent the air. and the
battle was on. All day the fight
went on.
The stranger boy sat stolcally In
everything, and making no effort 10
take part. except twice when he saw
a gigantic Indian brandishiug his
rifle at the edge OF the woods. en-.
couraging his companions behind.
and each time he grunted and
begged for a gun. Dave made out
that the Indian was the one who
had treated the boy cruelty and that
the lad was after a personal re.
venge. ...
a last sally was made just before
sunset. A body pushed against Dave
In the tower and Dave saw the
stranger boy at his side with his
bow and arrow. a few minutes
later he heard a yell from the lad
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

things he's interested in--be the
ideal hostess in short. Then, when
he's in a nice mellow mood, tackle
him on the business proposition,
which you and he will have well
threshed out beforehand
Gee, Vic. you're brick. II lis.
tens good 10 me. Whatll you do
drag him round here some day to
meet mc;'
III that isn't truly Americana
Violet laughed. mo. my lord OF ere.
alton, you shall be dragged 10 meet
him. He's coming TO my house for
tea at 4. I'm coming down this way.
III stop for you In a taxi soon after
3. II won't hurt YOU to take few
minutes drive with me in the sun.
shine"
I'aui accompanied her TO the outer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

spite Of himself. Go on" he said.
with his winning smile. II get YOU"
Nov for example" proceeded VIC.
let, shifting so that the most becom.
ing light played on her eyes and teeth
and lips, I'D love TO introduce you
TO a Monsieur Rigaud--Ive known
him long time-who has the buy.
ing OF some things you could furnish
as well as motif you'll only let me
tell how TO 80 about H."
"Fll do anything" laughed Paul,
"short OF kissing him on both
checks"
Just invite him 10 dinner. But
let him choose the place. Then have
your wife look her prettiest and he
nice 10 him-draw him out. ask about
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02
Polly amd PAUL and Paris
CHAPTER xxv-vIoLET GIVES LESSON
BY Too BeckIey
tCevyrisht 1874. By The Seattle sssy)

Among Violet's friends was one
itigaud, connected with largo en-.
terprise for re-establishine Industries
In Northern France A heating plant
was required near Scissors. with
this information Violet presented
herself one afternoon at PauIs of.
flee.
As she was ushercd In. he looked
up In surprise. a troubled quicker be.
tween his brows.
what is II, Paul7 You look wpr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02
BY STANLEY
BY ALTMAN
BY BLOSSER

door.
you know, this Is darned decent
OF you. Niolet-" he felt a trace OF
self-consciousness as he caush. the
admiration In her eyes to which only
wooden man could fail to respond
in some measure.
'oh. shush! It's nothing, Paul
After all, I'm a frugal soul: can't
bear to see YOU wasted. - OF
course your stoves are good. But
there are others Just as warm TO
employ an ancient gag. Even an ex-
cellent stove won't sell itself. IL
must have personality behind Il.
with bit OF polish and diplomacy
thrown ini Well. au Nvoir. Don't
tell Mrs. Polly butted into your
business dayr'
Go BE Continued
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

ried. Surely you don't mind my
coming
"of course not. Vic! ! was puzzling
out q problem"
Listen. my friend" Violet look
ed her most dashing. Her clothes
were perfectly chosen, her hair
smartly coiffed. her handsome face
bright and eager II was not hard to
listen TO her. IL wonder " you
aren't puzzling over something that
can be set right by" she hesitated.
laying her gloyvd hand on his arm,
by realizing the difference be.
tween your slapdash American meth
DDS and the diplomatic methods OF
the Europeans?
Sire saw Paul interested In
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

Violet Rand was not happy. Her
singing lessons had gone poorly.
One Of her magazine stories had been
rejected. And sho was bored at
George Barray's obvious interest in
Polly Dswson--"colorhes little mid
west American, no more his type
than a baby-blue necktle."
Her thoughts turned TO Paul. II
she could only make herself neces'
sary 10 Paul. II she could only make
herself necessary 10 him. -.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

For a moment" Mrs Collins
said. when she had reached the
place where she saw the Indian
standing 80 still against the great
barn door. II was too startled and
too frightened TO speak.
Then. speaking in his own
language. asked. 1ktah mil<a
tikegh7' what do you wantD
"'Kah klatawa nen7' Cwhore
are your mend he answered with
another question.
Now. knew perfectly well
that father was down mt tho
asylum cutting wood, and the
hired man was with him: I knew
also that neither of them expected
TO come home at all that night.
but l didn't tell Mr.. Indian
that. ] turned and ran fast ms
ever could to the lighted Kitchen
door and told mother.
Mothers face turned white
and she caught her breath in "a
sort OF gasp as she saw the Indian
slowly coming toward the house.
"But she lifted her voice and
called out TO me. Run upstairs
and call Charlie. dear. Tell him
TO bring down the gum
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

English. so that tho big woodsman
pi@ced out his story with consider.
able accuracy.
The Indians had crossed tho Bis
River. were an many as the leaves.
and meant to- attack the whites.
For the first time they had allowed
the boy to 20 on a wsr.party. Some
one had treated him bsdly--hs
pointed out the bruises OF cuffs and
kicks on his body.
The Indians called him White Ar.
row. and he knew he was white
from the xirdie OF untanned skin
under hls broechclout and because
the indian boys tainted him.
Asked why he had come TO the
fort. he pointed again TO his bruises.
put both hands against his breast.
and stretched them wide as tho he
would seek shelter In the arms OF
his own race and take them to his
heart.
Old Jerome and Dave and the
older men gathered In for a council
OF war, The boy had made II plain
tina, the attacking party was two
days behind tho three Indians from
whom he had escaped. 30 that there
was no danger that day. and they
could walt until night to send mes.
sengsrs TO warn the settlers out.
aide to seek safety within the fort.
On the mighty wilderness the sun
sank slowly and old Jerome sent
runners 10 the outlying cabins to
warn the inmates 90 take refuge
within the fort There was no set.
tier who was not accustomed TO a
soft tapping on tho wooden windows
that startled him wide awake. Then
there was the nolHciess awakening
OF the household. roisslcss dressing
OF the chlidrcn--the mere whisper
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02
::S3%e3GE2 II; R};.j'k!,
Page 6l3
IKTAH MIkA TIkEGH.

Il saw in an instant what II
was abe wanted, and l didn't say.
He isn't here. mother or any.
thing like that--I ran quickly UP
the stairs to do as she told me.
"'charlie. Charlier / cried as
loud as ! could. bring your gun
and como downstairs quick.
There's an Indian here. and may.
be morer
"only silence greeted me. of
course. from the empty bedrooms.
silence seemed TO be everywhere.
II ran across 10 the window and
saw the Indian had stopped and
that no was standing like a
statue. with his arms folded on
his breast. and his eyes liked on
the open door.
~ heard mother move softly
about the kitchen: heard the
rapid throbbing of my own heart,
and as stared into the gather.
ing dusk, which was fast becom.
ing night. saw other dark forms.
which ! knew TO le Indians. slip
ping out OF the edge Of tie woods
back OF the barn"
Go BE Continued
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

OF tho Diddyevvers. Now 1 wonder
where the pen can be-"
Again The Gypsy reached into
Nick's pocket and this tinH out came
the red feather.
What luckr' he screamed. waving
u over his head II have been wish
Ing for this feather for a hundrd
years. Whoever Possesses IL can &c,
past the furious falcon and Into King
indix's palace"
And now. my beauties" turning
TO the Twins. who gsxed at him
studidly. BEFORE I leave you I'll
give you q task that win keep you
busy. Besides. you may have mora
magic along. who knows. Come
here"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02
STOLEN MAGIC

New. then" said Twelve Toes
The Scrrerer to hin~if when Nancy
and Nick had entered the cave.
hoiding tight to the Cloth OF Dreams
which made them forget everything.
Nov u~n. before I change from a
Gypsy woman back TO the form I
most prefer. a fiery dragon. I shall
Sc what magic these young travel.
ers have with them the Fairy
Queen would scarcely send them on
such a dangerous errant without
penty Of help"
80 saying. he thrust hts hand into
Nick's pocket and there found the
magic paper on which the Twins re-
ceivvd their messages from thu
Mushroom.
y thought so.' he cried In rlee.
This paper is made from the wings
o. thousand humminr BIRDS. The
only Ink that can write on II is
He led them toward a dark spot In
ne cave--the icing that had spilled
from the cake. Instantly their fee,
stuck like feathers TO tar. Not a
dsp could they take In their
eploshes.
The Sorcsrsr waved a huge pair Of
Scissors. with one motion cut the
cloth In half. Now scrub" he com.
msnded. pushing them to their
knees.
TO BE Continue<f
Copyright. 1912. by Seattle STAR
made from gnats' ears and the only
pen that can make a mark on II IL
from the wing Of the furious falcon
That guards the palace OF King Indig
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

Fahrenheit. who designed tho
Thermometer bearing his name. died
In iT3s.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-03-02

Doesn't hurt a Bit Drop a little
''Freezone" on an aching corn. In
stantly that corn stops hurting. then
shortly you lift. II right off with fin
gers. Truly
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle OF
"F'reczone" for a few cents. sufficient
10 remove every hard corn. soft corn,
or corn between the toes. and the
calluses. without soreness or irrita-
n.--Adyertiscment.
The Washington times., 1922-07-06
DUNDEE Will
DEFEND TITLE
IN BROOKLYN
Jack Sharkey to Oppose Junicr
Lightweight Champion Over
Fifteen-round Route.

NEW YORK. July s.-Johnny
Dundee will defend his junior light.
weight title against Jack Sharkey.
former bantam weight, In a fifteen.
round bout at Ebbets field tonight.
The men are to weigh In a 1870
pounds at . o'clock this afternoon.
The bout is attracting much atten-
ton because not only the junior
lightweight title is involved. but
there is an added possibility that the
winner may furnish the future feath-
erweight champion OF the world.
Dundee has been named iy the
New York State Athletic Commission
az one Of the contenders for Johnny
Kilbane's title. declared vacant by
the commission. and II he loses &c.
night. Sharkey will step into thst
role automatically. A bout between
the winner and Kilbane is not At
all unlikely.
The Washington times., 1922-07-06
DREW
WELL IN WEST,
SAYS HUCC|NS
Great Enthusiasm Displayed in
Crowded Parks Shows Flood
Tide Of Interest Reached.
pv nAyUn \ UAUSu
By DAVID J. WALSH

NEW YORK. July 6.-The flood
tide OF baseball's prosperity hns
been reached in the West accor dir 6
to Miller Huggins, who arrived here
today at the head of the Yankees
with a careworn record as road
club. Record crowds greeted the
Yanks everywhere, to say nothing OF
verbal raZzberries in large. red
numbers. In spite OF the fact that
the team has been patronized iaI ge
ly by hearsay at the Polo Grounds. II
drew more customers in the land OF
the setting sun than ever IL did In
the good, glad, free-spending days OF
1920 and 1921, says Huggins.
II never saw such enthusiast SIN az
was displayed. particularly in ST
Louis and Detroit" Huggins declar
ed. Good weather and bad. they
crowded the parks for nearly every
game the Yankees player. or course
St Louis. Detroit and Chicago are
up in the race and that made a dif
ference. but in Cleveland we drew
Just as well That was remarkable
in view Of the fact that the Indians
are down in the race and Ruth was
suspended for the entire series"
This Is In pleasant contrast to the
downright apathy with which the
East Is viewing both races. Judge
Francis x. McQuade. OF the Giants
Is authority for the statement that
National Lea que attendance figures
at the Polo Grounds are far below
those OF the last two years.
just how far below, the Judge de
clinaR to state. That is a secret he
means TO cherish with the zeal ct
mo- her love.
bad weather, bad hall clubs In
three cities and good ball clubs In
the fourth might he named as the
consolidated answer. Both Boston
clubs have gone into reverse; SC
have the Phillies and Athletics while
the Washington Senators have prov
ed a great. big, loud. detonatine
bust" Thus much OF the bad
business Is accounted for.
The faction in New York has beer
due to causes disnetricaliy opposite
Most OF the fans here figured tht
Giants and Yankees as a spread" In
the technical language OF the rae.
track. They thought that either OF
both could go out and win anytime
the fancy pleased them.
You must furnish n contender OF
go, n YOU want to intrigue the Jolly
old cash customer and the Yank.
stubbed toe N the West, and con
tenders were plentiful as self-start
ing corner stones.
Now that the Yanks have abIinr
ingly placed themselves in the Pole
Grounds turnstiles. particularly whcr
the Browns. Tigers and other West
ern clubs appear. The rest of the
East seems hopeless.
The Giants face the same problem
Not a colorful team at best, IL can,
not hope to prove itself interesting q
hy the simple expedient OF knocking
over all comers. The hest thing II
could do. from local box office
standpoint, would he to lose few
games now and then.
Perhaps II may do just that on the
present western trip, for the Giants
have been no more Of q success on
the road than the Yankees to date.
The Washington times., 1922-07-06
WRONC-PAWED
HURLERS DEFY
OLD TRADITION
Dutch Reuther and Bill Sher.
dell Are Carrying Dodgers
and Reds.

II is unique that the much abused
left.hander. supposed to be one with
all things flighty and erratic, Is this
season playing the role OF mainstay y
on two prominent, pitching staffs in
the National League.
There is Dutch Reuther, Of the
Robins, who has been indulging In
Herculean feat of holding the Brook
lyn combination up near the top
practically single le-handed for some
Of the time this year. and there is
Bill Sherdell, of the Cardinals.
Sherdell is the one CLEAN Of light,
in the matter Of consistency. which
has been visible on Branch Hickey 8
pitching staff this season. He has
been the most effective pitcher on
the staff and the one showing the
greatest amount OF reliability.
Hickey has come to depend on his
leftha nder even more than he does
on Doak.
The only fly in the ointment is
the fact that Sherdell Is of slight
build and can only be worked just
so often.
When Art Nehf comes back to the
form that is usually his there will be
three left.handed aces in the Ma.
tional League.