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Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

try negroes to the cities. One oi
these applied for job at one of the
large employment agencies
There's a job open at the Eagle
Laundry" said the man behind the
desk. Want it?"
The applicant shifted uneasily
from one foot to the other.
Tell you how it is, boss he said
finally. Il sure does want jot
mighty bad, but de fack is, ain't
never washed a eagle."-Argonaut
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
BY DR.. r. H. BISHOP

NAN of sedentary
h a bits expends
less energy and
requires less fuel
than the man who
works with his
muscles.
He can UNDER
feed himself and
weaken his body
by causing it TO
draw on its own
substance; he can
overfeed himself
and store up an
overload OF fat.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
BY DR.. VIM. E. BARTON

, iii lil . - v "a -
Some Of US are
not as rich as we
should like to be,
and others are
much more poor
than they want TO
be. Some of Us
have poor health
and some have
u n h a p p y sur
roundings.
Some of US lack
friends, and 9TH
ers have friends
.frt.ryIu lose And
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

of beautiful girls.
The lights went
out, the usual
grabbing for IA
vors began, and
then when the
lights went up
again, Willie was
to be seen crying
bitterly.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Shimmy and other jazz steps have
taken the place OF primitive dances
on the Seneca Indian reservation near
Buffalo.
Tom-tom has passed out and the
saxophone come in.
The Indians have long been called
the vanishing race" They'll vanish
a lot faster IL they travel the jazz
trail.
Jazz originated IN the Buenos Ayres
underworld. It's a circular road.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

placed on It for lew seconds" Yes
sir" said the waiter "And--waiter,
l don't want any sauce or gravy with
it. Just half a grilled tomato. You
understand"
"Yessir," said the waiter.
Perfectly" Perfectly, sir" said
the waiter. and moved away.
A moment later he reached the
speaking tube.
"One mutt" he bawled.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

whom they wouIu VT 81 'ITiberty to tell
mos most ,ro,,bIes. OF gs = ana we wish that the
A.est were not nolico-
ne Is" So runs the selfish ma 'eS9rlg bgmg
5bicb 15h I have seen framed ana ii'n'
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

boo hoo hool--he didn't stop kissing
them till the lights went up again."
A certain English judge was trying
a case where a dealer sued a steam
shin companv for the loss of some
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Germany's population now Is as big
as when the war started. Despite war
deaths and loss of residents of sur
shows 62,000,000 in Germany. same as
early 1914.
the rate Of only 1904 a month. The
German loves his home.
German births have been exceed
ing deaths 100000 a year.
The war has been over less than
three and a half years. yet Germany
could raise as big armies now as
when she started through Belgium.
Cannon fodder is replaced quickly.
War enthusiasm isn't.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

One argument against cheek-to-
cheek dancing is that by midnight
all have the same complexion.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

A pompous man entered a restau-
rant and beckoned the waiter i
want a chop" he said, Importantly.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Fire which broke out in the United
States treasury seemed to think, like
congress, that we have money 10
burn.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Peggy Joyce is writing a book on
My Husbands" which probably will
tell all about their wife.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Every movement Of hand or foot
all Inc muscular work involved IN
raising and Keeping the body stand
ing OF sitting OF in performing every
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Gaily coIored stockings are a fea-
ture of spring fashions so big bust
ness is expected bv hammock max
ers.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
ENOUGH OF COMMUNISM

What cured that parlor social
ist?"
" He inherited money"
"Well?"
And had to divide with his law
yer."--Louisville Courier Journal.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Alaskan railroad is complete at
both ends; but can't make ends meet.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
YOU AND |
cERMANY

others. Invention has accomplished
that marvel.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Some auto owners think a street
car ought to turn up an alley when
it sees them coming.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

The proper time to buy more coal
seems to have been last fall.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
Smile
While
Witk
TOM SIMS

Twinkle. twinkle, movie star; how
we wonder what you are.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Yap island would be fine place to
put Hollywood.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Again we ask the phone company
for a book showing the wrong num-
bers to call to get the right ones.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Headline Trouble in Ireland" has
changed to ireland in Trouble"
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Blessed are the poor in salary for
they shall pay no income tax.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Nice thing about coal miners strik-
ing in April is it isn't ice men.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Fine motto; Open your eyes and
shut your mouth.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

All work and no pay makes Jill a
dull wife.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

The judge began his charge to the
jury commencing as follows:
Gentlemen. To put those pigs on
deck was a rash act. but TO fry them
was rasher!"
"A great many titles if they are
sounded ring false" said Cortlandt
Bleecker at a NeWport tea. "Since
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Bryan started running for the sem
ate early; but perhaps he has long
way to run.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

A wrinkle is a grin gone wrong.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Willie, at a Christmas party, was
allowed to participate in the game
of snap dragon. He sat amid a grouT
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

probably named when a mans wife
asked him what he was looking at.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26
The Mentally Dull
BY X. ADDlNoToN BRUCE,

Copyright, 1922 by The Associated Newspapers
Author Of The Riddle Personality "sef Development" Etc.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

DOIn ENDS, put can make endS meet.
One argument against cheek-to-
cheek dancing is that by midnight
all have the same complexion
The proper time to buy more coal
seems to have been last fall.
zap island would be fine place to
put Hollywood.
Some auto owners think a street
car ought to turn up an alley when
it sees them coming.
Blessed are the poor I'm salary for
they shall pay no income tax.
Fine motto; Open your eyes ard
shut your mouth.
Nice thing about coal miners strik-
ing in April is it isn't ice men.
A wrinkle is a grin gone wrong.
Headline Trouble in Ireland" has
changed to ireland in Trouble"
Again we ask the phone company
for a book showing the wrong num-
bers to call to get the right ones.
All work and no pay makes Jill a
dull wife.
Bryan started running for the sem
ate early; but perhaps he has q long
way to run.
Paris Nothing Nothing gown was
probably named when a mans wife
asked him what he was looking at.
Time flies; it's nearly fly time.
Now is the time for all good
weather to come to the aid of its
country.
This fad of eating raw food prob
ably started in a boarding house.
Landlords profit by our mistake in
not being one.
One nice thing about poison booze
is a man kills himself instead Of his
wife.
France Is making aluminium coins.
Then money won't be such a burden,
With apologies to Mr.. Kipling and
the peace parley we claim East is
least and West is best"
Some things going on behind the
screen belong behind screen.
The mailed fist looks shaky when
Y,ncfnffipa nan
The man with the least credit takes
the least care of it.
Italy Is spinning cloth out OF glass.
People who have glass cloth shouldn't
make it into bathing suits.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Time flies; it's nearly fly time.
Arizona republican., 1922-02-26

Now is the time for all good
weather to come to the aid of its
country.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

The earth weighs six million million
tons.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

wife of Adolphus Demute. Mrs. De-
mute had been i'll in Norwich for some
time before being brought here. She
was native o6 Vermont.
Wednesday morning the body of Ma
zaire Peloquin, who died suddenly dur
ing the early hours of Tuesday morn
ing, was taken from the home of his
sister and forwarded on a northbound
train to st. Richileau, P. O., where bur-
Eal will take place. The body was ac-
eompanied by members Of the family.
Samuel Smith stated Wednesday
tnorning that about 5000 already has
been pledged for relief work among suf-
fering Hebrew peoples abroad by the
Hebrew residents of this city. It is
hoped that the sum contributed here
will reach $500 by the time all those
| here who are expected to give have sent
in their returns.
On account of the unexpected closing
Of the high school, the meeting of the
Parent-Teachers' association scheduled
for Wednesday evening was postpone
probably to some evening Of the coming
week.
County Agent Frank L. Davis of this
city has arranged a dairy institute to
| be held at Plainield Friday of next
week, March "a.
Saturday, which is to be Dollar day
in Putnam, is expected to attract hun
dreds of people here from surrounding
towns.
Miss susanna Battey 81, an aunt Of
Lewis F. Batey principal of the Put
nam night school, is seriously i'll.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. NJ. Cole were in Bos-
ton Wednesday attending the annual au-
tomobile show.
Putnam's night school will close az
ter the session of April 10, which ses-
sion will round out the rs required to
be held according to the statutes.
Putnam is one Of the eastern Wind
ham county cities that Is to be left out
as to the plan Of having an Industrial
league during the coming baseball sea
Son. Putnam formerly was represented
IN the Eastern Connecticut league, made
up Of teams representing big manufac-
turing concerns.
At POmfret school the rowing candi-
| dates are making ready for the season
on the water, which promises to be OF
| Interest. The crews will be on the riv-
er for practice in the not distant fu-
ture.
Lenten services will be held at St
Wary's church tomorrow CFrday) even.
| ing.
The earth weighs six million million
| tons.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

struck with his sabre, and as long as Mr..
Clark lived there the door bearing the
sabre mark was in the house
On the road from Goshen to Bozrah-
Vile, where the road turns off to Corey
vile, stood the most interesting tavern Of
all. This was falling in ruins in 1883
The upper story was devoted to the East
ern Star lodge. which moved to liberty
Hill and later to Wiilimantic At the
centennial of the grand lodge in 1859
mention was made of this old tavern,
and illustrations may be seen in the pro-
ceedings of the wonderful carved decora-
tions of the lodge room. These, together
with several paintings. had been sold at
a fabulous price and removed to Provi-
dence.
Another subject OF interest at the D. A.
r. meeting was a paper by Miss Laura
Mccall about the churches and ministers
of Goshen and Exeter, with "reminiscences
Of their early history.
Addison Taintor. 81, whose funeral
was held last week in Colchester. was
we'll known by the people of this place.
His death occurred at the old homestead
on TAintor Hill. built in 1898. and. It is
said, in the same room in which he was
born.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16
GOSHEN
B. r. York is i'll with grip.
W. T. Curry is seriously Ill.

B. r. York is i'll with grip.
w. T. Curry is seriously Ill.
The following paper on Goshen Tav-
erns was given at the meeting of Jona-
than Trumbull chapter. D. A. r.:
GOSHEN TAvERNS.
Doesn't that seem strange, when you
stop and think how quiet the place Is
now? But 140 years ago, when this
towns population was nearly three times
what it is today. and all Americans. tav-
ems were quite the thing, even in
Goshen.
The jeremiah Stark place. on the Nor
witch and Colchester turnpike. wac once
a tavern. The second floor boosted a
dance hall with very fine spriry, floor,
and the high arched ceiling Is sill I'M
changed.
The old house which once stood where
the Randall homestead now is was a
fourishing tavern. The sign was a white
ball and was in existence in my grand
fathers day. OF the earliest days OF
this tavern nothing is known, but later
It was quite important. The first Mon
day in May was known as Training day
and was a holiday. People gathered from
far and near, both men and women. The
men rode horseback and trained in the
large open field in front of the house
The women solved quantities of eats and
drinks. The boys in their teens had as
good time as their elders.
What used to be Geers hall, on Goshen
hill. was a tavern and was kept BY
Cyrus Bartlett. There they dealt out
rum, being near the source Of supply -
the village store. Who would dream
that there was once a store on Goshen
Hill where salt pork was packed and
sent to the West Indies and rum and
molasses returned? 1t is said that before
being a tavern Geers hall was the par
sonage and the minister put 40 barrel,
of cider into the cellar for his owl
use"
Two taverns in Exeter came to my at
tention while I sought information. On,
was at the Williams place, where TIVE
Lebanon men have lived, and both mel
have told me that the marks where tn,
bar used to be were present when the!
lived there. The other was at the Solo
mon Clark place. This was located OF
one of the post roads from New York t
Boston, and soldiers often stopped there
At this particular place there wer
barmaids. One niSht a soldier took
| drink too much and asked the girl for
kiss. She refused. He tried to catcl
| her, but she lodged through a door bacl
J Of the bar. The soldier was angry an
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

visitor with friends in Danielson Wednes-
day.
The third degree was conferred on
candidates at a meeting of Mortar lodge,
A. F. and A. M. Wednesday evening.
KiIlingly High school viii close this
week-a week earlier than had been ar
ranged-tor the Easter vacation. The
early closing arrangement is due to tbs
fact that a heavy percentage of the stud
ents and some Of the members OF the fac
ulty are i'll. the amount of illness disrupt.
ing the regular schedule Of the school
George Cook, who has been in South
America and in Florida eince last fall
expected to return here in about two
weeks.
Trucking, long distance moving Of al
kinds George Gates. Tel. 157-S.-adv.
Silvio Gauthier of Wauregan has &C
CURED possession of the William Warner
farm, in the Mashentuck district, AMI Is
now located there.
Members of Sarah William Danielsor
chapter, D. A. r.. have a meeting schedul
ed to be held at the vestry Of the Yves:
| field Congregational church this (Thurs
day. afternoon.
Mrs. Harold B. Atwood Will have mem
bers of the Danielson irlS club at he
home on Broad street for a whLz. part,
Friday evening.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

feared the worst. His father was So
years of age and his mother a year
younger.
Do it nowi FRUIT tree pruning, land
scape work by experts. Address Victor
PerTeaut, Danielson. Tel 1SS-2.-adv.
Following are the newly elected off,
GERS of the Putnam Country CLUB for
another year: President, William F.
Rafferty,; first vice president, Charles E.
Dean; second vice president, Frederick
E. Cunneen; treasurer. Guy L. Baker
secretary, Herbert ]. Smith; members
OF the board of governors for three
years. ]. A. P. Gagne, E. Guy Howard
and Attorney Ernest C. Morse.
The annual meeting of the club voted
the following schedule of dues: Family
member, $780, active member, $40; wo
man members. $40; Junior members
$40. 1t was also voted that on and af-
ter June Is, 1922, an initiation fee Of
SO is to be assessed.
The meeting took favorable actor
relative to recommending that the ser
vices of a professional be secured FOL
the links.
Putnam High school will open thii
Thursday morning, having beer
closed at noon on Tuesday as the result
of furry over the death from scarlet
fever of Miss Katherine Farrell II, Of
Pomfret. During the period that the
school has been closed all precautions
as recommended by the state board Oh
health ard local health officials have
been taken to protect the students
against the development of any more
cases If the disease among them. Mis-:
Farrei"s death has had very depress
ing effect upon the student body. for shE
was a popular member of the school.
Voters of the town of Thompson have
been called to assemble in special towr
meeting next Tuesday to pass upon thu
matter Of replacing what IS known a!
the Copeland bridge, swept, with It:
abuttments from it's location on The
route from North Grosvenordale t
Webster last week Tuesday during thu
freshet that swel1ed the Quinebaue
river to unusual proportions. The bridg'
is now resting In a meadow about Z
quarter of mile from the point across
the stream where it has taken care O.
traffic for many years.
Mary A. Demute, IS, who has been I
resident at 621 North Main street, Nor
witch, died here during Tuesday night a
the home of a relative. She was tn
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16
DANIELSON

In oneoo, at a hearing before Justice
-haries B. Montgomery, Earl Barr of
sneco pleaded guilty to a violation of the
motor vehicle law and a fine of IS anC
osts was assessed against hlm. Mr.
sarr was presented in court by State Pc
Ice Officer Arthur w. Williams of Dan
elsou. who has ascertained that Barr
lad been carrying passengers for com
oensaticn In a motor vehicle not register
81 GO engage in public service. Taking a
shanca on carrying passengers for pay y.
cars that carry only n pleasure car regis
tra-ion has been more or less resorted to
in this section and the state officers viii
welcome Information that viii permi.
lhem 20 prosecute an such violators of the
aw.
central section Of Broad street was
recovering Wednesday from a scare in
iuced by the belief that automobile thieves
we're operating IN that section during tn,
early hours Of Tuesday morning.
one prominent resident after sitting "
from 20 s a. m, amt parading the
grounds about his garage with a shotgun
Tor a Tine. on a hunt for the auto thieves
has finally discovered that he was the vic
tim OF a lauEhable set of Circumstance
and that all Of the disturbances of the
night was due TO a broken wire Unde
INC MNNI OF MS ftlI--AIlu lLlF WIKI dllA
other details that enter into the maxim
Of an the mystery that surrounds i
,ricity and its applied uses. So greatly an
prociated, but really SO little under
stood
a telephone message from a neighbor
horne NJ abort . o. m first aroused tn.
man whose car figured In the incident. ii
was told that a peculiar purriug and loot
ing q the horn on his car had bee
heard across the way-and would h
please inves-isate.
All whecd up. whatever that may be
ho seized q shotgun Of which he is a ca1
able handler. slipped in a shell that woul
10 for laying moose low. ana dashed on
and graveyard. Nor much doing. j
he found. insofar a noise was concerned
though the fact that the staple attachin
the lock fixture % the garage door wa
partly pulled out further excited his sus
pici0ns
No one in sight he returned TO the hous
10 report to the neichbor that he had fouu
nothing unusual when. during the c0urs
OF the telephone conversation. the puU
ring of the ignition arrested his attsntiQ
and again aroused all of his suspicious
Another grab fer the gun and a rush t
Che rear IL his home. His good judg
rleut coming into action. he finally decide
That 81 might be reckless risk 10 ventur
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16
GOOD FOR THAT FLU" COUGH.

For quick relief from the wearing
coughs that 'hang on" after the grippe
or Influenza take Foley's Honey and
Tar. Mrs. K. D. Drake, Childs. Nd.
writes: After an attack Of the flu that
left me with a severe cough nothing
seemed to relieve me till I tried Foley's
Honey and Tar, which can highly rec
ommend." 1t is also good for Group,
soothing. healing coating over the in
famed surfaces, cuts the pflegm, eases
hoarseness, clears the air passages. Lee
& Osgood Co.
Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-16

Killer whales travel in packs like
wolves.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-16
RIPTON

Jason Billings has been appointed
lister in place of Mr. Collier, resigned.
Eugene Royce of South Burlington
called at c. Z Beeman's last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Bert Rivers of Bristol
spent Sunday with Mrs Mary Fitz-
patrick
Mrs Sylvanus Beane will spend the
weekend in Goshen with her daughter,
Mrs Henry Euber.
Mrs Harry Goodro has returned
from a ten days visit with her parents
in East Middlebury.
Miss Hope Billings spent the week
end at the home Of her grandmother,
Mrs Hope Billings.
E. II Foster Of Cohoes, n. Y, spent
several days in town last week fishing
and calling on old friends
Wesley Smith, L. V. NJ 1923, and
several friends spent Wednesday at the
home OF his sister, Mrs. Edison Day.
Gardner Fisher who went west
about twelve years ago, has returned
and is spending some time at the home
OF Mr. and Mrs Charles Cook.
Childrens day will be observed Sun
day at the Methodist church A fine
program is being prepared with appro-
pirate songs and recitations
School in District No. ? closed Fri
day, June g. Miss Stella Turner, the
teacher, has given excellent satisfac-
tion The school enjoyed a picnic at
the community house where ice cream
and cake were served
The social Friday evening which was
given by the Camp Fire girls and their
leader, Mrs. Milo Jeffrey, was well at
tended, and a pleasant time was enjoy
ed Polar pies and cake were served.
The net proceeds was about $500.
Z. J Veiock, who came here from
New York city several weeks ago. died
at Maple Inn last Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. Neiock was well known newspa-
per man and had held positions with
several leading dailies, the last of which
was hat of Sporting Editor on the
New York Daily News. Besides his
wife, Mrs Madge ~Neiock, he is sur
vived by his mother Mrs. J R. Veiock
of Media, Ill., and by two sisters. The
body was taken for burial to Stroug-
hurst, ILL.,, Monday night by Mrs Vel
ock accompanied by NJ Edison Day
who went as far as Chicago
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-16
A WOMAN'S EXPERIENCE

Can you doubt the evidence of this
Middlebury woman?
You can verify Middlebury endorse
ment.
Read this:
Mrs. J. Signor, 81, Seymour St, Mid
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from kidney complaint and received
splendid relief from Doans Kidney
Pills, in fact, they rid me of the
trouble entirely for a long time. A
short time ago l had recurrence OF
kidney trouble and again found they
gave me quick and effective relief.
They rid me of the pains in my back
and strengthened my kidneys. am
glad to endorse Doan's"
Mrs. Signor gave the above state
ment June 10, 1911 and on April 10,
1920, she added; Il have not had
to use Doans Kidney Pills since CIV
ing my last statement. My cure has
been a lasting one and my former
statement still holds good"
Price Coo, at all dealers. Don't
SIMPLIFY ask for a kidney remedy-get
Mrs. Signor had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
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