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The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

Senator, Jim Reed.
VS.. BreckinridGe
Long to a deci-
sion as far as the
Democratic con-
test is concerned,
reports. Reed 5
record as an "ir-
recoucilable" in hts
party and in par
ty issues will 10"
used by Long ;
friends TO aid his
campaign. Long
win have the SUP
port not only OF
the Wilson and
league OF nations
Democrats. but OF
the W o m en-. the
churches and the
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

history his mind could not conceive
such a ridiculous idea.
shall do all that lies in my
power to see that your paper makes
amends for this insult which Of
course is only one OF hundreds you
offer to the American people Of Irish
blood.
d. NJ HASSETT.
T. 5. Why did not Mr.. Darling on
this great day portray a cartoon Of
education on the Father of the Re-
public? Like all Anglo Saxons. he
| still believes George was a traitor.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
Open Court Letters to The Herald
Other Peoples on Events

Communicat tionS will not be returned
unless specific request for such return 10
made and stamps inelosed.
Letters should be typewrittsn when
ever possible. Communications extreme
ly difficult to read will not be considered.
No communies tons signed with fctitioas
names will be used.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

drys.
Long was born In st. Louis. Mo-,
May 1s. 1881. He studied at Prince
ton and st. Louis Law School re
ceiving his A. b. degree at Prince
ton ir 1903. He began the practice
Of law in St. Louis in 1907. He
entered the national political lime
light when nemed Assistant secIe-
tary Of State January %, 1917. by
President Wilson
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

London is to have soda fountain parlors
the United States plan, according to the
cable. Probably they will start out with clean
aprons as the enterprise did here several years
ago.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

Russia and Germany are negotiating
financial agreement Our idea OF something as
simple as computing ones income tax is
calculation to arrive at the value of Russian
rtbes in German marks
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

Headline in New York paper: "If You've
Funny Ears or Nose. It's Likely You're Bit
Stingy." Having both we must be the orig
ipal egg.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
It's A Queer World.

To the Editor. The Washington Herald:
The cartoon displayed in your
paper of today shows plainly that
Mr.. Darling is nothing more than a
.pinhead. II he knew his American
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
WHO'S WHO IN
THE DAYS NEWS

A merry political fight over IN"
nomination Of Senatorial candidates
looms in Missouri. It's the present
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
False Economy.

To the Editor. The Washington Herald:
Why should death so fierceIy claim
A toll Of all the best in fame,
OF high and low of worthy name?
The answer
False economy.
II costs too much to save a life
And keep it from unending strife,
That we must pare with sharpened
knife.
And study
False economy.
Pound of foolish"-paltry in size.
is called a saving-''penny wise
The blood OF dying, suf'ring cries:
Il die for
False economy"
There seems to be remarkable
spell of economy" abroad. How
much Of this may be charged TO
penuriousness. foolishness and
criminality:,
A public place of amusement
must swallow up a hundred lives,
because, for safety. it costs too
much to bui'S right?
An immense gas bag must smoth-
er and burn up another nifty lives.
because il costs too much to use a
gas which is nontnfismmable:
Are these giant. unwieldly, blum
derbusses really necessary for
scientific experiments? Have we not
already demonstrated the useless
ness Of them: 4 little monopIane
could destroy a whole fleet Of them
quickly
Guns and winds would make bub-
bies OF them.
Is not the human mind soaring
too high anyhow? We arc in few
erish haste to be amused. or to get
rich quick. or TO outstrip a COM
petitor in big things.
Do We want to appear TO be
economical by saving in the cost
OF shoe strings. toothpicks, rubbers
from our pencils, etc?
Our much saving in one branch
may go in more judges. courts,
penal institutions. etc. More litiga-
tion, more crime.
Let us save on our luxuries. cut
down the craze for big things; curb
the IAN" spirit in our amusements,
and live within our means. while
considering the demands of safety
and prosperity on the lines Of solid
business sense.
To turn out a good product we
must have the best. machine; to get
it We must have good workmen: to
gather statistics we must have
Intelligent clerks-numbskulls and
cheap mentality Is really costly.
Reduce the quality of the machine;
reduce the efficiency Of the clerk
and when the product fails. or
bankruptcy comes, or lives are lost,
charge il against false economy.
s. Wv.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

We arc paying for a typewriter on the in
staln'ent plaf and the darned thing writes that
way, too.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
SCIENCE AIDS
CANNING FOOD.

II canned goods OF uniform quail
ity are to be produced. the various
canning operations must be placed
upon a sound scientific basis and
the methods employed, SO far as the
nature Of the food substance will
permit. must be carefully standard
lied. The situation calls for the
elimination OF the element OF chance
and the abandonment OF "rule-oi-
thumb" practices. II is equally i'm
portant that those factors which al
! feet the cooking or processing OF
the food after the can is sealed
should be thoroughly understood.
To throw further light upon ih-
matter of initial temperatures ana
their bearing upon pressureS.
fvacuums. and temperature changes
during and following the processing
| period. the United States Depart
ment Of Agriculture issued Bulletin
No. lOss. by c. A Magoon and c. w.
, ,Culpeper. 1t deals with tho Re
lation of Initial Temperature q"
Pressure. Vacuum and Tempcraturv
Changes In the Containcr DURING
Canning Operations"
IJQUID AIR CRACKS
CHICHA SHELLS.
Liquid air FOR cracking nuts is lh'
latest application Of science. EN-
perts at the National Bureau OF
Standards here were appesdel 10 Tor
method of breaking the shells OF
the chicho nuts without damaging
the kernels They found that u
took a weight OF nearly ton q"
crack the nuts. and that after thar
effort the meat Of the nut was
broken in many small pieces.
Then they applied liquid air &"
the problem. They did not freeze
solid a piece OF rubber and use II as
a hammer. as is done in the classic
stunt of physics classes. but thNy
simply immersed the nuts in liquid
air for thirty seconds and cracked
them easily. without damage to the
kernels. Now the physicists ar"
trying to find out wether this
method can be applied commercially
on a large scale
Chica nuts are grown In South
America. Their dense strong shells
were used during the war TO make
charcoal for gas masks and the oil
from the kernels is a valuable food.
similar to that from coprs.
w. d.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25
CAMPBELL BILL .
HIGHLY FAVORED

That the Campbell resolution,
now before Congress. will give
Porto Rico union with the
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

Pound of foolish"-paltry in size.
Is called a saving-''penny wise
The blood Of dying, sufrring cries
Il die for
False economy"
The Washington herald., 1922-02-25

THERE seems to be little reason why men,
bers of the Senate should seek to becloud
the Pacific treaties by any reservation cal
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
ED. H0WE's FAv0RITE STORY
Pride in EffectuaI Way He
Squelched Bore.

e. w. Howe of Kansas has been
something of a traveller. He made a
number of trips abroad and went
twice around the world. 1t was on
his first trip abroad that he encoun-
tered n of the sea hounds whose
chief boast is concerned in the num-
Der of times they have crossed the At
lantic. Mr.. Howe tells the incident as
his favorite story.
as this your first trip " the sea
hound asked Mr.. Howe ON the oeca-
sion of their first meeting. Mr.. Howe
admitted that it was. WELL" said
the sea hound, ave crossed the Allan
tic 40 times" On the second day the
sea hound again put the question to
Mr.. Howe and again vouchsafed the
same observation. He repeated it at
frequent intervals during the trip.
1t was on the sixth day, after the
sea hound had again spoken of the
number of his crossings that Mr..
Howe said to him: "By the way, have
you ever been to Omaha?" The sea
hound said he had. well" re-
torted Mr.. Howe, 81 go there every
week."-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
DIVULGED SECRET OF PAPA'S
Small Daughter Of Story Writer Quite
Unwilling to Make Exhibition Of
Family Skeleton.

A little girl, whose father is widely
known as a writer of humorous stories,
was recently approached by a visitor,
who said:
"It must be nice to have a papa who
knows so many fine Stories"
The little girl blushed and hung her
head.
Aren't you proud OF your papa?'
the visitor asked.
yes" the little girl answered, but
/ think / ought to tell you something
s"What is. 1T" ' = =
'The stories by my papa aren't
stories at ALL"
Not stories?"
NO"
And in a deep. hoarse whisper, the
child confessed
"He makes them all up out of his
own head"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
SHOULD BE FINISH TO THIS
Probably Some Readers Would Lie to
Know Just What the Lieutenant
Colonel Said.

Private Washington Lee Johnson had
just come up with the requirements
ana, not never having had M luck
a-tali, went on sentry duty the first
night in the new camp. In the wee,
sma' hours along blew the lieutenant
colonel who had a reputation for be-
ing one hard-boiled guy. 3
Halt! Who goes dar?' beloved Pri--
vate Johnson. .' i
Officer of the post"
There was a long and painful silence
while the sentry racked his brain
for the proper thing t o say. Then the
officer snaried.
well, why don't you say some
thing? Are you going to leave me
standing here like this all night?''
""Nossuh," answered Private john
son In relief as a fash of inspiration
came. s"Ne. indeedy, sub. AT ease 7"
American Legion Weekly.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Couldn't Control sneeze.

Margaret, age three and one-hal1
years and a confirmed early riser, had
repeatedly been warned to keep very
quiet when getting up in the morning
in order not to disturb her older sister
who was convalescing from a recent
tonsil operation. About the third morn,
ing, under the new regime Of quiet.
ness, as she was tip-tceing across the
bedroom to her mother, who was wait.
ing in the hall, she succumbed to a
violent and uncomfortable spell oil
sneezing. AS soon as the paroxysm
was over, she raised troubled blue
eyes to her mothers face and whis.
pered, sorrowfully: t"Muzzar, l was
still, but I just couldn't make my
sneezer be STILL"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Social Distinctions.

Samuel Unterneyer, the noted New
York lawyer. at a dinner at the Ritz
Carlton said:
Social distinctions are all right.
no doubt, but they make me think of
a certain wal p%rofiteer.
"This chap gave a party in his
new Fifth avenue house and, of course,
there was an orchestra to play for
the singers and dancers.
AT the evenings end. when sup
per was served. the butler appeared
before the orchestra and said:
""The first and second violins eats
in the dinin' room and the rest of
the instruments in the servants
'all.'"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
These POSTWAR DAVIS

Representative Erear of Wisconsin
said at a dinner at Milwaukee:
There has been a lot of talk to
the contrary, but nevertheless the cost
of all kinds CT wearing apparel keeps
u~nreasonably high.
"A rich Milwaukee banker sat at
luncheon the other day when a SER
want entered and said:
There's a second-hand-clothes man
al the back door, sir
"Good! said the rich banker. Ask
him If he can let me have a second
hand pair of shoes at a reasonable
price,"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Hero of His Class

"Hcw do you get on with s~pelling?"
Harry's mother asked him after his
first day at school. "You look so
pleased that I'm sure you did we'll"
"No. I couldn't spell much of any
thing" admitted Harry, land l couldn't
remember the arithmetic. very we'll,
nor the geography" &
The mother showed her disappoint-
ment. but Harry had consolation in re-
serve. ~ .ag:
"But that's no matter. Mother" he
said; "the boys admire me, they say
Eve got the biggest feet in the, class
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Attention. Mr.. Erious.

II cannot" replied the lad to Old
Mr.. Washington, tell a lie. I felled it
with my little Ratchet. But" he added,
with a thriftiness that helped make
him Virginia's richest man, "inasmuch
as I did fell it, / should like to sell
the motion picture rights to the fell
ing incident, under the title, "When a
Feller Needs a Friend."-Llfe.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
lets, Then You Need
Never Worry.

If you want the true, worlG- famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over tw~enty-one years, you must
ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The name "Bayer" is stamped on
each tablet and appears On each pack
age for your protection against imita-
Observation-Disclosures.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Amusing Official Error.

- FAL# . ~ Iii AG3r ~ E%.6F l&x III GE#+E W. ."Trg
: We sometimes speak unkindly OF
our postal system, but here's a little
story of the Paris post Office: Last
summer the Grosyenor library OF
Buffalo raj asked the height and
dimensions Of the Venus of Milo. The
library had not the figures available
and sent to headquarters to find out,
writing directly to the Louvre. Paris
The reply came back on the letter.
head of the Grand Magasins du
Louvre, and said: "We are pleased
to give you herewith the inquiries re.
quested." " Then followed prices OF
bronzes of the Venus of various
heights from $50 francs to 800 francs.
The Paris post Office had overlooked
the museum and sent the letter to
the department store.-The Nations
Business. y
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes

That itch and burn, by hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially If a little of the fragrant Cuti-
,cura Talcum is busted on at the fin
ish. Csc each.-Advertisement.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
Lack of Confidence

"You. have no ~hesitancy In refusing
men who propose to you"
"None, whatever" said Miss Cay
enne. '''They invariably show a nerv-
BUSINESS that indicates very slight 0 n
fidence in their own suggestions"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
DYED HER SKIRT DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIEs
WITH DIAMOND DYES

Each package Of Diamond Dyes con
tains directions 50 simple any om can
dye or tint her worn, shabby dresses,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters.
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond Dye" mo other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia-
roond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot,
fade, streak or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye ID
wool or silk, or whether it 10 linen, cot
ton or mixed goods.-adyertisement.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

A man is usually embarrassed when
he proposes marriage TO a woman
either financially or otherwise.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

One quail on toast is worth two fin
the other fellows game bag.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

An ounce of common sense is worth
a pound of hook learning.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

The girl who sings necessarily
either has a sweet disposition or a
grudge against the neighbors.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

II you r wise today you can risk
being otherwise tomorrow.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

A Musical Critic.
"A mean critic, forsooth."
"Eh?"
"He raps your rhapsody"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

Without idealists we would
have got out of our caves.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02

It is better to have loved and lost
than to have to pay alimony. -
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1922-03-02
DIZZY SPELLS 2.

DIZZY SPELLS ?
If You Have Heat Flashes or Smoth-
erins Spells, You Should Not Over
look One Word of This
Winona, Minn.-"At middle life
I was terribly distressed with heat
flashes and smothering spells. I
would become quite dizzy at times,
too. I bought a bottle Of DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription and
felt the benefit right away, SO I kept
OF taking 1t until I was safely thru
that critical period. 1t was really
remarkable how quickly DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription re-
lieved me of all my distress and 7
came thru middle life in excellent
health. I praise this good medicine
every opportunity.'-Mrs Rose
Buse, 416 High Forest st.
Write DIR. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel
in Buffalo, N. Y, for free medical
advice or send 10c for trial pkE-
OF tablets. -. . 81
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-31
CALIFORNIA; SUPERB CONDITION

When anybody begins feel discouraged over business
conditions there be any such among readers Of the Press
it will do them good to set and read statement Just given
out by Jonathan Dodge nden of the banks
of California, and published the columns Of the
Press few evenings ago.
Some may call Mr. Dodge optimjst as he doubtless
is but he is than that he 5 dssemnaor OF facts
"The facts and figures show says Mr.. Dodge, that the
state has returned to its normal basis Of trading.
1t would rot be quite enough for this wellknown
public official say that much without giving IN little
detail the reasons why So he proceeds to show that the
state banks nat IS banks Of the state other than the
national banks quiaated bills payable between September
and December g. last Sl4,000000. At the time
they reduced their redzcouns S2300000 and increased
their cash hand and sight exchange S19O00O0O In other
words during this brief period the state banking institutions
alone bettered their condition by than $35,O0C000.
Excellent this showing is by measures the
whole financial Improvement Of the state. While that
ticn OF The banks o California chartered by the state
making this showing the movement in progress
among the national banks, which Mr.. Dodge has
troll and which he is able to speak. Putting this
along side the other emphasizes how remarkably for
tunate California has been in the days OF financial stress
and storm this have good to thank God and
take courage And beg to suggest that the pesslms
paste this concluding statement Of Superintendent Dodge
in his hat: I'VE have passed the remotest suggestion Of
danger and stand UNIQUE anonghe states OF the union
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-31
GRAND OPERA STAR
PUT ON THE
TABLE
United Press Leased Wire

NEW YORK, Jan. 31.-Lucien Mu-
ratore tenor of the Chicago Crane
Opera company, was operated upon al
Audubon Sanitarium for appended
tis this afternoon.
The operation was successful ano
the, singer will be able TO. leave the
hospital in about two weeks.
A bulletin issued by doctors c.
Locke and Aspinwall Judd said:
'Mr. Muratore should be able to
sing again in a short while. We
found acute inflammation of the ap-
pendix."
Today's Bulletin
NEW YOEK, Jan. 31.-Lucicn
Nuratore, tenor of the Chicago
Grand Opera Company, who was OPP
Grated upon yesterday for appendi-
citis, will be able to rejoin the COM
paay within a few weeks. it was .-at an
nounced tbday fF s.4 =" , 7,
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-31
=. ..t<v ~ - se-el 800 - = ~
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS
Ruth Dredger Work

Sealed bids will be received until
500 P. M. on Monday, February 9th,
1922, at the offices of ALLISON &
ENTENMANN No. 217 Anderson
Building, Calexico, California, for the
dredging of twenty miles of canal in
Mexico, with Ruth" dredgers.
The canals are those belonging to
the Black Butte Development Com
pany, S. A, located twenty miles
Southeast of Calexico, California.
Specifications for the work may be
seen at the offices of Allison & En-
tenmann, Calexico.
The successful bidder will be re-
quired to enter into contract for
the performance of the work, also to
furnish satisfactory bond in the
sum of fifty per cent of the amount
of his bid. Sofa
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-31
The PROFESSIONAL
MENACE IN
FOOTBALL
The Amateur Sport World
Must Meet This EUiL and
Destroy It ForeUer
BY HENRY L. FARRELL
United Press Staff Correspondent

| CIALcu 1IcSS tota41 Correspondent
NEW YORK, Jan. 31.-Aroused by
the football scandal in the midwest
resulting in the disqualification of
nine University Of Illinois athletes
and eight from Notre Dame, colleg-
late athletic officials are swearing a
war to the end on professional foot
ball.
What weapon to use in doing the
paid game" to death is one Of the
hardest problems to solve.
Western Conference bodies, who
long ago started a campaign for
clean athletics have found that TAX
ing varsity letter away from an
offender does not threaten a penalty
| dangerous enough to overcome the
lure Of some easy money.
Perhaps a "dishonorable discharge"
from school would make unthought-
tul athletes look twice before they
took the jump.
If any band Of students went out
and brought disgrace upon their un-
lVcrslty by some act against the civil
or criminal code they would be eX-
PEELED without second thought.
TIE act Of the Illinois and No-ro
Dame students, casting serious
5lotch on the sportsmanship Of their
universities, is just as much a dis
gr&ce and warrants d penalty Just as
Aeavy.
As Horrible Examples
| CHICAGO, Jan. 31.-WIth two oil
the mid vests leading football teams
-Notre Dame and Illinois-WreckeC
by professionalism Of the athletes
rumors reaching to other "big ten
teams were heard today.
Coach Jones Of Wisconsin Univer
] sity denied reports that two Wiscon
sin basketball men had been dropped
OF that candidates for the baseball
team had been ditched because O
professionalism.
George Huff, director Of athletic!
at Illinois University, admitted tha
the colleges could not weed out al
ii the breakers Of the professional
rule, especially base ball. in com
renting on campus reports that prac
tically every member of the baseball
team was a professional.
A meeting Of the "big ten" to b
held in Iowa City in March will TAX
up the question Of professionalism
CHICAGO, Jan. 31.-Coaches il
western conference will break th
professional football menace, ac
cording to Coach A. A. Stage, Of tn
University of Chicago.
The Taylor Carlinville game i
which University Of Illinois an
Notre Dame athletes participated
will lead to immediate action by tn
Western conference officials.
At a meeting in March the profe;
sional menace will be the chief sui
Il think the time has come fc
concerted action" said Stagg,. !"
have noted the danger for sevcr'
years as the professional game gre
and have been ready to meet it,"
Stagg added his belief that mo-
Of the college players in the weI
are "clean" Notre Dame officia
have expressed the belief til;
lunscrupulous persons representa-
Imperial Valley press., 1922-01-31
RECO OCNITION FOR
SENATOR FROM
IOWA --:--.--:4-.
President Appoints Kenyon to
the Federal Bench and Has
Assurance of Acceptance
United Press Leased Wire

WASHINGTON, Jan. 31.-Senator
Kenyon, Iowa, leader Of the Agrieul-
tural Bloc in the senate, has been
appointed judge of Tie eighth feder-
al circuit, it was learned at the White
House today.
Kenyon was offered the judgeship
last fall, but declined at the insistence
of some of his friends in the bloc who
feared it was a move to rob them Of
their leadership in the senate. Ken
yon personally was ready to accept
the lob at that time. but welded to