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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
More Truth
0Than pOQtru
E)U James q MONtdplf0 4
MORE TRUTH THAN PoETR
\ LITTLE THICK.

II 7 -
\ LITTLE THICK.
We never would venture 70 question
The ways of maid. widow. or wife,
or offer a single suggestion
Concerning their manner Of life.
We never have made an occasion
To ask 'em 10 alter their course,
They are proof against guile or
persuasion
And laugh If we talk about force
But when Daphne and Dot and
Diana
Declare that they really can get
More kick in a fragrant Havana.
Than they can in a slim cigaret,
When golfng or automObiling
\ large brown perfecto they puff
We cannot get over the feeling
That they're growing a little bit
rough.
Cigars were not fashioned for ladies.
They clash with the feminine pose,
No matter how husky a maid Is
They look out OF place meath her
nose
Her fingers slim, stainless and tarer
Admittedly beautiful are,
When rolling a cigaret paper.
But not lighting up a cigar
We do not set up for a censor
II wOmen's caprices II suits.
No law that We know OF prevents
'er
From smoking cigars - or
Cheroots.
But II more aroma and flavor
In brevas and stogies she's found,
The lady viii do Us a favor,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
dust FOIRs BY dd4 zsss 4

When I went down 10 fix the fire she
mewed TO me to come and see
The lovely babies she possessed. and
proudly showed them all to me.
Now kittens are an added care. espe-
ciAly If some must drown,
But somehow I felt differently when
I had called the youngsters
down.
Their eyes were wide with glad sur
prise. they danced around the
cellar floor,
Here was Sgiorious bit Of Joy they'd
not experienced before
What matters all the extra care q?
The kids are happy anyhow,
Here's something new for them to
boast-Our old gray cat has kit
tens nOWi
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
KITTENS.

Oh, something wonderful occurred
at our home just the other day
And there's q constant troop Of boys
and girls to see this new display.
Though Mothers not so very
pleased, to things like this she
has to bow
The children dance around with glee
because our cat has kittens now.
old folks. / know. are seldom pleased
when such a glad event occurs.
To them il IS no source of joy to
hear the way the mother purrs.
They'd much prefer a single cat
but little children think it fine
TO ind one cat they had before has
grown 10 seven or eight or nine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
WHAT \ PIPE MEANS To TIE
SMOKFR.

II means that you have a ccr-
yanion that VIII AFFORD you innum-
cradle hours Of content and smoker
satisfa ction. Added 10 a good blend
Of tobacco you have In a pipe a
smoke that viii suvpass ANYTHING
else you've ever pulled on for real
honest-to-goodness sweetness. George
Plstner has a wonderful stock of
them. 82-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

She amt accordin' to my mind,
The kind you want 20 spend it on!
Nav, I don't mean you should be
tight.
l simply say. "Cut out the bluGl'
Then If the girl fades outa sight
You'll know she was a hard b1i--
ed fluff
Don't so ar blow in twice your pay.
But taper off a bit-go slow.
An if the lady SHES away
Why-you're in luck, kid let'er
go!
Don't waste no weepin' for her sake
But find another girl somewhere.
For though some frilis is on the
make
The most of them is on the
square,
Copyright 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
ACCORDING TO MTIT. HE'S
4 MODEST I LITTLE 81

Alilt Frudenstein ser that this is
sample of John DeHaven's CONVEX
sation I'm preparation for rehearsaIs
for the Elks' motion picture:
"Sure, I'll be glad 20 take the part
Of the hero, then if a little later
YOU feel that you need me for a
young mans part I'll be gltI to
take that, too. I'm good I'm black
face parts. Maybe I can help out
there. Did you ever see me In fe-
male representations There's
none better. I'll have plenty OF
time 10 make the changes. What
Will my name be in the female
part? No. I wouldn't care to take
ON the role Of the life insurance
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
TheTower9(Babel

Our little daughter believes, in
her childish innocence. that 70 give
her dolly e bath all she has TO do
= 70 put a cake OF soap in bed with
her dolly. Wonderful possibilities.
If such an invention as this was
ever perfected. II would be a great
er discovery than Eskimo Piel
This department has dispatched
the widely known and distinguished
counselor in advertising. Bill Lam
port 20 Martinsville. Ind. where
he VIII conduct a series OF imror-
tant Investigations under the aus-
pices OF The Tower. His findings
az AIartinsville Will be announced in
an early issue. Better make sure
by ordering your News-Times today.
20 cents the week. including the big
Sunday issue.
In the investigation OF the Bill
Taylor murder case at Hollywood,
we see the revival OF the old-time
chase in the movies.
II don't care 70 run for the
United States senate unless 7 am
wanted % says William Jenny Bryan.
which practically settles the matter
so far as the most Of the people is
concerned
William Jenny probably figures
that he can make more money any
way, reporting with Colonel House
for the Daily Moan
When old Gabriel blows his horn
Wen bet Ezra Rhodes will be found
Just preparing to take over another
moving picture house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

Every nation represented ar the
arms conference seems to be salts
fed that every other nation got all
il wanted out Of IT,
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

The country is getting so agricul-
-ural that the very Senator's and
congressman are beating their
words into ploughshares.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
KEEP lin ~ THE -

The next time Mr.. Harding an
points a cabinet member he viii do
we'll 10 get a three year contract
with him.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

Did YOU ever hear Of a girl who
received so many offers of marriage
that she had 10 use printed rejec-
ton SLIPS? No, neither did we
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

by smoking when We're not
around.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

In the Kiwanis club. it's custo
mary for each member TO arise at
his plate before the program be-
gins and give mis- name and his
business. The widely known Charley
Speth. who Is a member Of the club.
also gets 10 his feet and says.
Charles Speth, Come and See Us"
which is the old-tme slogan OF
George Wyman & Co, the company
whose time Charley loafs on. At
yesterday Moons luncheon. Nelson
Jones, the eminent and affable un-
dertaker, was assisted 10 his feet
and rid himself Of the following:
Nelson Livingston Jones, Under
taker and Embalmer, Come and See
Us"
TRIB HEADLINE - "Chicago's
Veteran Souses Are 10 Disappear. "
OF course we understand that they
meant 20 refer to houses" but the
headline speaks a mouthful at that.
for "the veteran souses" are bound
20 disappear If they continue 10
wrestle with the modern merry mU-
cilage.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17
Bill Arnstron3

agent. too: I've never worked at
that enough
Noah Lehman is authority for
the astounding statement that there
Is one thing wrong with this daily
pillar OF nonsense and that IS that
we never kid the ladies. We have
one very good reason for never kid
ding the ladies-in fact, we mar
ried the reason about three years
ago
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-02-17

In the investigation OF the Bill
Taylor murder case at Hollywood,
we see the revival OF the old-time
chase IN the movies.
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15


around II place two Bermuda onions
Sliced. ive tomatoes sliced ON the
same amount OF cooked tomato, one
half cupful OF water. Cover and bake
Ia moderate oven one hour.
Spiced 6read.crumb Pudding.
one cupful each Of bread crumbs. sour
milk and brown sugar, one.fourth of a
cupfui Of shortening. one-half cupful Ut
Hour. one-half teaspoonful OF cinnamon.
one-fourth teaspoonful OF cloves, two
tabiespoonfuls Of molasses. one tea
spoonful Of soda and three-fourths Of
cupful of ralsins. Soak the bread
crumbs In the sour milk one. half hour.
Cream the shortening and sugar to-
gether aud add the molasses and -four
sified with the spices ana soda. Add
The raislns. then add to the bread
crumbs and milk. Pour into q buttered
baking dish and bake In q slow oven
10 minutes. Serve hot or cold. This
recipe VIII serve eight.
Chestnut salad.--Sheli one pound Of
ches;nuts, boil until tender and re-
move the skins. being careful not TO
break the nuts. While hot pour over
the nuts one-fourth OF a cupful Of
French dressing and set away to mari
nate for two hours. Add one table
spoonful Of pate de fois gras To one
half cupful of mayonnaIse. Mix with
the chestnuts and serve on lettuce.
Serve very cold.
Potato pumplings.--Grate potatoes
and drain In a cheesecloth: squeeze
out the liquid and let II settle. Drain
of carefully and add the starch which
has settled to the grated potato. Sea-
son; make into balls the size Of vsi-
nuts: cook In boiling water 10 min
utes. Serve with hot bacon fat or
Drowned butter poured over them.
These may be served with crIsped rolls
of bacon as a garnish for q luncheon
Alch
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

be made of the fresh fruit and be still
better. Take three pounds Of peaches.
one small pineapple or the equivalent
In canned fruit, one orange. one pint
Of water. Cook together until well
blended. Pare the peaches and cook
until soft, II fresh are used. Mash or
rub through the colander, add pineap-
pie. cut In bits, the orange. rind and
pulp, discardlng seeds, and cook until
thickened slightly. Add three-quarters
as much sugar as fruit and cook as
thick as marmalade. II canned fruit 10
used the sugar can be lessened
Hungarian cauIifio~sr.
caulIiiower whole In boiling sailed wa
ter until tender. Lift out carefully,
place In a deep dish. sprinkle with but
tered crumbs and pour over cupful
OF rich sour cream. Bake In a mod
crate oven until the crumbs are brown.
Cranberry Punch.-Take one pint Of
cranberrles. one and one-half quarts OF
water, one and one-half cupfuls of
sugar, four oranges and two lemons.
Cook the cranberries. water aud sugar
uhtl Auc oCitAtr sui anu
cool. When cold add the strained or
ange and lemon juice and freeze until
partly stiff.
Ham Pls.--Take five large potatoes.
sliced, one pound II ham. uncooked.
two medium sized carrots. Place n lay
er Of the sliced potatoes In the bot.
tom OF baking dish. CRATE one car
rot over the potatoes. cover with one
half of the ham, cut In serving-sized
pieces: place another layer Of the po-
tatoes aud grated carrot; cover with
the ham. Pour boiling water to half
I'LL the dish. Cover and bake until
the potatoes are soft. 1t will take
about one hour In hot oven. The
last fifteen minutes uncover aud add
more water IL needed.
NG hle4~s.e
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

over fruit such ~
peaches and pine
apple. and the
combination Of
a u vor IA, a L . 5
something very
attractive to the
palate. or course
this cansarva NAV
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-At a bargain a
$500 Milton piano in the best of
condition and an instrument that
anyone may feel proud to have
in their home. For particulars
call at the Chronicle office. 37tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-120 acres of fine
timber land four miles west of
Cottonwood at $40 per acre. Will
sell in 20 OF 40 acre tracts. Mr..
Farmer why not buy tract for
your fuel supply. Call at the
Chronicle office for partic-
ulars.. 36-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Letter files at
the Chronicle office. Put your
correspondence away in a system
attic order. They sell for 81
each. 37-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15
ESTRAYED-From Webster

ESTRAYED-From Webster
near Westlake, two head of
horses, gray mare z years old,
branded JB upside down on left
shoulder; l dark bay mare, 6
years old, branded on left
shoulder and jaw. Both mares
had colts by their side. Finder
notify c. w. Dicus, Westlake,
Idaho. 37-2*
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-80 acres of farm
land near Cottonwood, 55 acres
in crop. Good fences but no other
improvements. Can be bought
at a bargain. For further in
formation see OF write Lloyd
Crosby, Keuterville, Idaho. 26-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE OR RENTED
acres of pasture land, about 10
acres of hay and garden land.
Terms if desired. Roy Will
Hams. 37-4*
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Five room mod
ern house in Cottonwood, acre
of ground with bearing fruit
trees, well fenced, garage, good
barn, chicken house and other
outbuildings at a bargain if
taken at once. VIM. Kelsey. 35-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-One American
cream separator, one cream can,
one baby cart. Mrs. Edgar Wort
man. 37-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Sharples No. 2
cream separator. In good shape
and at a bargain. George Rus
temeyer. 37-1
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Good
team, harness and wagon. Will
sell or trade for a lighter team.
Ernest Jessup. 37-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOUND-Log chain between
Cottonwood and Convent. Owner
can have same by identifying
property at the Chronicle office.
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Registered Short
Horn bull, ID months old. j. w.
Williams. 37-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15
N... h44~<lo
E2eKTCHEN
GBLNEfHzH
&c. isso. Western Newspaper uaisa-i

"a tidy craft IL the gravy boat
With its spotless napsry; :.
A better boat 10 ne'er anoat.
As u sails the daInask sea.
"And the captain of the gravy boat.
As the cargo comes ashore.
IL mothers self, the dear old elf.
And we ask one helping more
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15
ssAsoNAsLE FOODS.

The following Is different way Of
serving ham. making dish which 10
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15
GOOD THINGS FOR THE FAMILY
TABLE.

II IN so easy to prepare some good
conserve from can or two or left
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15
& EE, g 5E55

The memories dear that come 70 W
al quiet hour,
The dreams We have that do not "a
coiae true,
The songs we love. . book In shaded
bower.
These priceless gifts are all for me.
for you"
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Ford delivery
car in good shape. $50 takes it.
Leggett Mercantile Co. 32-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-Five room house
and four lots at a bargain. DR..
J. Z. Smith. 34-tf
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

a whole meal,
8 ervs d In one
dish.
B q ked Nam
With Vegetables.
Take a slice Of
ham cut an inch
thick ; place In .
q IN 4 n A. ratU and
Cottonwood chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1917-current, 1922-09-15

FOR SALE-20 White Leg
horn hens. Bunker Eller. 38-tf
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27

evening In .. seven Inning samS
The score was 2-1 8
Personals
Miss Winnie Simmons, who has,
been the guest OF Mrs. Harry Haw-s
kins OF Fairmont, returned home
this week.
Mrs. Harry Marston and dauGhs
ter, Mrs. Hayes Perkins visited the
formers sister, Mrs. Walter Smed-i
ley of Worthington, Monday
Charles McCaffrey visited in Fair
mont Tuesday.
Mrs. SIR Watkins and daughter
visited friends in Enterprise rel
Gently.
Clarksburg spent the weekend at
the home of the latter's parents, ME-
and Mrs. Charles Osborne. ~
Mrs Katherine Merrlman OF HAT
ter Hill, Mrs A. A. darlington and
children, Madeline and Bernard Fcp
Enterprise, Mr.. and Mrs. Gus Blair
of Clarksburg and Henry Kelly Of
Fairmont Were recent guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Wilson.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
t thorough invsestfgatt on. :. s
Presid dent Severance

thorough Investigation. Z says
President Severance,
Fighting Crime Waves -
Means Of batting crime
waves through the courts will be
outlined by the legislation COM
mittee. "a personal study mas y peen o1
made In eastern cities and GRIM
inals have had a chance 70 eApIess
II think. personally. there has
been too much mollycoddiing OF
criminals. too much evasion o. OF
Jury duty by our better-ciass
citizens. failure of citizens to use
their powers Of Suffrage. and too
many handicaps placed upon pre-
sentarion of cases by district at at
torneys-
such things encourage CRIME:
II ami mink much of this after
the.war crime wave alibt. Inc
figures fail to bear it up.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
CAROLINA
To Present Play

Ahome talent play entitled. a
Poor Married Man, will be pres
ented here in the near future Tor
the benefit OF fund pledged to-
wards the minister's salary Tne
list OF characters include Howard
Mason. John B. Wise; Junior Al
kire, Billy Blake; Mrs. Esther bod
SON. Mrs. Iona. Ford: Miss Lena
Finley. Zoie; G. E. McDougal, DOC
tor. Miss Mildred Marston. June
Visiting Minister
The Rev. H. C. Housh of the ZEN
tecostal Church of Clarksburs;
with a party ofsworkers, conducted
- crning~and afternoon services
herciWednesday.
The first team of Carolina de-
feated the second team TUESDAY
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
BARASSQCIA|Il0N
PLANS TO SPEED
Up LAWS DELAY
Most Important Convention in
History of Organization
Will Be Held.
BY GENE COIN

SAN FRANCISCO. July 81
Speeding up the laws delay!
Getting uniform state laws on
corporations. divorce. extraditioni
and law enforcement.
Securing better enforcement of
law. particularly as it affects
crime waves
TheseSare the highlight activi-
ties which will feature the Amer
lean Bar Association convention.
opening here August 9-"the
most important conference in the
organization's history, according
to Cordenio A. Severance, presi-
dent of the association.
OF the three main topics. inter-
est of lawyers and courts centers
on the matter of uniform laws.
The convention will recommen
that the Supreme Court work out
a list of rules, after the fashion of
federal court equity cases which
will insure uniformit!- Of jury case
laws in each state. For i've years
the bar association has been work
ing on this plan. Its result would
be to make the status of any case
other and would be of in estlmaoie
aid to the legal profession
Taft on Laws Delay
The case of the laws delay
will be presented by William
Howard Taft. chief Justice and
former president.
Justice Taft has recently COM
pleted an exhaustive survey OF
English court procedure with a
view of simplifying and speeding
up American courts.
To the law enforcement COM
mittee will be entrusted the writ
ing of one of the most important
/, reports of the convention.
Realizing the grave situation
resulting in so-called crime waves,
the bar association has sought to
get at the real causes. after
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
THE MAID ON
THE COURTHOUSE

even, sIlowja getta along at the
picnic said the maid on the
this morning to Glenn
as ahes came stroll1ng up
the streetsYith long strides like q
but terfly
list Tine. kiddo,'., said Glenn.
i,oiWsing gracefulIy to show that he
didnT8 eat too much.
How was the bah game2"
INST great. The Reds won in
the 81 fth INNING. which was the
Eane as the ninth, because the
5fsams on1yspIayed five innings.
fNffhonarInne needed to WIN and two
on bases, the umpire threw In a
rubber bail and Doctor Burnett hit
3ffa the left Held fence. scoring
Lseopold ssWhos came snorting In Ike
n1aIIets engine. ~ I'M, "A
ssThat. not SO. saidsDoctor Bur
net getingsupH from behind a mail
bo1 jdsts knew you would be
tyfugsto spuf ething like that
ovarSonathesmaid2t his morning. and
sIahaTesbeenfWa1ting here for you"
IIproyesitsby Protfys Lively
Aatd Glenn.
i sHewasnst leyen at the game"
Burnett He was down
sE6w1havingssilver and gold horse-
shoes made fort es. oh championship
asssWsIl fell your story to the
sn3add said Glenn. r.
sgasSlikest this said Burnett
9hsbnlIswassregn1ation In all re-
Specfs butt went to bal! filled with
determinations and sspop. There
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
sI;Tl'lH:uRsDAY EVENING. JULY 81, 1922.
WEST VIRGINIA PUBLICITY.

ss7F1HEs Charleston Rotary Club is using West
s Virginia Greed, written by Jesse v. Sullivan.
asfne interpretation of the feelings Of
native son when he chooses to voice them
believe in West Virginia" declares the
creed, ;, al state born Of the love and union of
freedom
lished BY virie people whose reverence
afors the flag and devotion country are of inn
speTishable memory"
zine Greed continues to recount the material
sbIessngsSof the state, the ambition, and fine inn
spuIsess OF the West Virginia and woman. The
recitation OF the Creed is Inspiration. and it
would be a. fine thing for every native person to
S1nemorizes entire expression.
determination to launch state pub
Hcftys hould produce many fine things from those
gifted enough to express themselves in this way,
sandait may be that state song will be given
zorgsomething particularly fine in state poem.
There Inspiration enough in West Virginia land
Escape to pour molten sentiment from any pen cap
able Of transcribing it.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-07-27
HAPPY SIX ORCHESTRA
HERE FOR THREE DAYS

Yerkes Happy Six Orchestra..t
which has won so many friends IN
Fairmont in the past, plays in Fair
mont tonight, tomorrow and thei
next night. and every one OF these
three nights the place OF the tenf
tertainment is Ravine Park.
The public won't get even SOL
much as a look-in tonight for U
Elks have taken over Ravtne -
for the night and only ElksS a
ing invited. Friday and Saf6faN5l
night, though, the park will be opel
to the public, and probably the Elks;J
won't get a look-in on those two
nights on account OF their previous
monopoly. The Yerkes Orchestra
is a favorite here and will prob
ably draw large crowd.