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The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Indiana Candidates
Are Mostly Dry Ones

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, Oct. with
the naming of Frank Gardner for
Congress by the Democrats in the
third district, the ranks of the dry
congressional nominees of the two
major parties in Indiana were swelled
to 30. Gardner, selected to succeed
John w. Ewing, deceased, has de-
clared that prohibition is not an is
sue in the campaign. 1t is said,
however. that Mr.. Gardner hereto
fore has been a dry.
A recent survey shows that two
nominees are avowed vets. They
are Charles A. Bidaman, Fifth dis
trict, Democrat, and j. D. Turk, Sew
enth district, Democrat. All l3 of
the Republican aspirants, II Of
whom are sitting congressman, are
considered dry
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
HEALING CREAM
QUICKEST RELIEF
FOR HEAD COLDS

Colds and catarIn yield like magic
to soothing, healing, antiseptic
cream that penetrates through every
air passage and relieves swollen in
famed membranes of nose and
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right up and you can breathe freely.
Hawking and snuffling stop. Don't
stay stuffed up and miserable.
Get a small bottle of Elys Cream
Balm from your druggist. Apply Il
little in the nostrils and get instant
relief. Millions endorse this remedy
known for more than fifty years.
advertisement
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
AN EVENING PRAYER
FURNISHED by DR.. w. A. ALLEN.)

Father, we have been careless. cowardly mutinous.
Punishment have deserved we deny it not: yet
have mercy on us for the sake of the truth long
TO learn, and Of the good long to do, Take the
viii tor the deed good Lord Accept the partial self
sacrifice which Thou ddst inspire for the sake of
the perfect selsacrifce which Thou didst fulfill
upon the Cross Pardon my faults, out of Thine
own boundless pity for human weakness. Strike not
my unworthy of the roll call of the noble and
victorious army which is the blessed company of all
faithful people: and let me, too, found written
in the Book CT Life. though stand the lowest
and the last upon its list. Amen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
RRY AN NCT A MILLIONAIRE.

VIII NJ. Maupin, for many years associate editor
OF Bryan's Ccmmoner, who against Charlie Bryan
for the Democratic nomination for Governor and
defeated, writing about the Bryans whom he gives
generous praise, and announcing his support of
Charlie Bryan for Governor, explodes belief
William j. Bryan is millionaire He says if he had
a million dollars he would hate offer Bryan a
quarter of it for all his holdings He is afraid he
would take it.
Mr. Bryan has made great deal of money through
lecturng and writing, but he is said to have given
away lot and to have invested much in non pro-
ducing property.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
8 .Augue4 Rhode r

Here is August Rhode, of
Bloomington, Ill, who has had
100 birthdays and who believes
he is the eldest workingman in
the world. Rhode started working
when he was a boy of ten, his
fathers death making it neces-
sary that he help provide for the
family. He has been working for
ninety years, most Of the time as
a gardener He was born in West
Prussia on August 10, 1922, and
since his emigration to America
has always lived in Illinois. He
is now chief gardener at the St.
Jc2eph's Old Peoples Home and
st. Vincent's Orphanage and says
he would die without work.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
BERLIN USES SOLDIERS
TO COLLECT TAXES

NEW YORK, Oct. "a Berlin
special to the New York Herald says
city officials are using soldiers, guns
and motor trucks to collect taxes to
meet the enormous deficit in NUM-
cipal finances. When the bundles
of paper marks cannot be found to
load the trucks the police send the
delinquents to the police station.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
q. &. o.

1.-TWO solids cannot occupy the
same space at the same time said
the Professor of Mathematics.
"a flivver and an express train
clearly at the CROSSING remarked
one of the students, who had been
watching the race from the window
during the professors lecture.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
II Il Fits

~ IL IItS
A broad minded man often is just
bird who thinks it shows narrow
mindedness not to be on both sides
of every question.
The girls who are waiting for their
bobbed hair to grow in are getting
some new ideas on what they mean
by time flying on leaden wings.
The reason every girl needs to be
careful is because when man goes
wrong he always is forgiven, but
when a girl does she never is.
Men get tired of the pretty dolls
they marry even sooner than girls
do of the dolls they get.
A plain face and plain truth
would probably split fifty-fifty in an
unpopularity contest.
A mere trifle like showing her
ignorance never worries a woman
1t is when she begins to show her
age she starts lying awake nights.
A lot of the folks who always
speak their minds show just how
much racket some very little things
can make.
A woman should make the best OF
all honeyed words she gets before
she is married. for there are more
bitter than sweet ones after the
sound of the wedding bells has died
away.
1t used to lake just sudden
thrill or shock 10 make girls blush
but. now they have to depend upon
what they can get at the corner drug
store.
1t is a safe bet that the bird who
puts his conscience to sleep sooner
or later is gonna have a mighty I'M
pleasant call from R. E. Morse.
We never yet have made woman
angry by telling her she looked 10
years younger than she did when
we last saw her.
or course, everybody to their taste,
but personally we always have
thought barking poodle made a
mighty poor substitute for cooling
baby.
The girls are wearing slit sleeves
because it is the style, and lot of
men are wearing them because their
wives won't stay at home long
enough to sew them up.
We are told that all men admire
red hair-but every rule has its ex
ceptions, and We understand in this
case the exceptions are the men who
have married girls with the flaming
locks.
Daily Sentence Sermon
Stubbornness is more often an
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Awful is RIGHT

PA" said Clarence.
what in blazes do you want
now?' snorted his dad.
'T' just wanted to ask you if you
did not think the government should
find some sort of glue for these for
eigners, so they would not have
to use so much broken English ex-
planned Clarence, as he disappeared
through the doorway
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Mother Wish

If | would wish
All the good wishes
That / could wish,
AT one of the wishes
You'd be puzzled;
For / would wish,
OF all the wishes
That | could wish,
To have the drinks
That I've guZZled-
Before we went dry.
o. !. c.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
More Truth Tgan Poetry

"An empty head, you'll surely find
Declared the wise old Mister Hess,
as not as empty as it seems
It's often full of fOolishness'
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Speed Is Right

There's speed for YOU" remarked
Blinks.
go on; I'm listening" said Jinks.
why, / just heard Gayboy and
his bride planned their divorce while
they were on their honeymoon"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Fool Questions

G. B. s. asks "Are BARRIERS as
good at scraping up an acquaintance
as they are customers Doubtless,
but they don't cut them as often.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
cIoomv Tholtoht for TODAY

It's tough to have finally used up
enough of your, private stock and
home brew to make room in the
cellar for coal, and then not be able
to afford the coal to put there.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Another Old Timer

p Ed Cox says he can remember
when restaurants sold meal tickets,
q meals for $3.50. Them were the
happy days.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

Labors proposed constitutional amendment to per-
NIT Congress override the decisions the Supreme
Court is worthy of the combined efforts the Sovies
and the l. w. W-Cndianapolis Starr
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
Let's Cross Her With the Hen

A female alligator will lay as many
as 100 eggs at one timc.-News Item.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

The United States unlike ancient Gaul, is divided
into parts those who have their winters coal and
those who have not Omaha Bee)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
NEW ARMY SHIRTS, $3.50.

Brand new, regulation all-wool
khaki army shirts still selling
them at $3.50 II. S. GRAVES. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

The former Kaiser, in announcing his engagement
to a widow with five children, seems thus TO
acknowledge that he deserves some punishment
pittsburgh GaZette-T imes)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

Furniture moved and stored.
Heavy hauling done. Phone 48. Ju-
neau Transfer. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

A British scientist claims he bottle light
Light what?-wines.-(N Nashville Tennesseean.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

The days getting shorter and shorter; the
skirts otherwse.-(New York Herald.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05
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VECVV
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1A 49,.

Observations Of Oldest lnhabitant
The oldfashioned woman who
only read stories with morals to
them now hasa daughter who reads
only the immoral ones
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-10-05

Daily Sentence Sermon
Stubbornness is more often an
indication Of bonehead than back
bone. 81 ...n.slssss,s tsiisisi. stfsti
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
When Greek Meets Greek.

The middle-aged American, who was
having his shoes polished, looked down
at the busy Greek had, who was bent
on turning out a good job. "Well,
young man." he said, rather patroniz-
ingly, II suppose you are learning to
speak good English. By-the-by, how
long have you been in this countryT'
"'Bout one year, meester," was the
prompt reply. "You live here some
time, guess?" "Oh," answered the
other, vaguely, with mysterious
smile, 1--WE been here over year."
The young Greek regarded his Gus
toner with suspicion for moment,
and then, appearing to understand that
he was being quizzed, said swiftly,
with q dazzling smile, swell, meester,
/ give you compliment. You speak
very good language for so short
while"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
Thumb Made Him Wealthy.

Not long ago famous physician
in Saxony, Doctor Metzger, celebrated
his seventy fifth birthday. He had re-
tired from active practice for some
years, having become immensely
wealthy through the thumb of his
right hand. This thumb stands out at
right angle from his hand, and, 1t
Is said, cannot be bent back automat-
ically. He soon found 1t of great
service in massage, and when he be-
came specialist in intestinal disor-
ders he was called rs assistant to the
greatest surgeons OF Europe, bringing
relief to many illustrious patients.
The queen of Rumania sent for
this doctor with the curious thumb
when she suffered from facial neu'
ralgIa, while the king OF Sweden once
drove "A beautiful span of horses over
the border of his kingdom to consult
the doctor, and, ON returning. left the
horses as token of gratitude to MS
preserver.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10

penalty for the Violation thereof be
amended to read as follows:
section /, No person firm or cor
poratlon shall engage in, prosecute or
carry on any business or vocation with
in the City Of Caldwell, for which a
license Is required by this ordinance,
until such license shall have been OBJ
tanned.
Section 2. No license shall be issued
70 any person, firm or corporation I'M
license shall have been first paid to the
city Clerk and upon the presentation
of his receipt to the officer authorized
to issue such license
Section 3. All applications for Ii
censes shall be made to the Mayor and
all licenses shall be issued and signed
ny the Mayor and attested by the City
Clerk under the seal of the city. All
licenses shall be numbered consecutive
", beginning with each fiscal year
Every license shall specify by name,
the person, firm or corporation to whom
1t is issued and the amount paid for
| the same. The Clerk shall keep list
of the licenses issued. stating the mum
| Der, name. time, kind of business and
| may be considered necessary
Section 4. No license granted or is
| sued under any provision of this ordn-
ance shall be in any manner assignable
| or transferable, or authorize any per-
| son other than is therein mentioned to
do business or authorize any other
| business than is therein mentioned to
be done or transacted.
Section s. Any person, firm or cor
poration, keeping or running for hire,
any lifting, striking or other machine
shall pay license to carry on such
business $1,000 per day or $500 per
month.
Section 6. The license fee to be paid
by hawkers and peddlers shall be $1,000
per day or $4,000 per month or 10000
per year unless otherwise provided in
this ordinance.
Section Z. Any person, firm or cor
lporation engaged in running portable
stationary stand in any street of the
lefty, from which lunches. peanuts, pop
lcorn or drinks are sold, shall pay a
license to carry on such business the
lsum of $1,000 per day, $50 90 per month
or $4,000 per year.
Section s. Any person or agent hav-
ing no established place of business
in the City of Caldwell, who sells a,
retail, by sample, any goods, wares
or merchandise. or exhibits goods OIL
samples of goods to be made into cloth
ing for retail trade. shall pay n license
on such the sum of $1,000 per day OIL
100000 per month.
ection 8. Any person engaged in tell
ing fortunes by palmistry or otherwise
land charges therefor, shall pay H.
cense to carry on such, the sum OF
$1,000 per day, or $4,000 per month.
Section 10. Any person engaged In
running a shooting gallery shall pay
a license of $1,000 per day, $4,000 pei
month. or $4,000 per year to carry on
lsuch business.
Section IL. Any person owning OIL
engaged in running a 'merry-go-
round" in the city, shall pay a license
to run said business the sum of $1,000
per day, $500 per week, $4,000 pei
month, or $4,000 per year.
Section IL. The keeper or proprietor
of every circus or menagerie shall pay
a license of $4,000 per day; for every
deshow, $1,000 per day to carry or
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
An Early Helicopter.

While inventors in Washington, Chi
cago and Dayton are working in Sc
crecy to construct practical helicop-
ter, d. e. CARRIER, airplane expert of
the division of mechanical technology
of the Smithsonian institution, is max
ing model of the first promising de-
sign Of this type of vertically rising
aircraft.
This model, soon to be added to the
National museum, is being built after
the design of Sir John Cayley, the
Englishman who Is regarded as the
father Of modern aeronautical science
Mr.. CARRIER says that this design, made
in 1843, was astonishingly sound in
principle, although the body of the
Cayley machine was fancifully fash
Toned after that of a bird with bird
head carved on the PROV. Vertical
lift was to be obtained by two wind
mill-like propellers which were to act
as sustaining plane when the ma
chine was driven horizontally by an
other propeller situated at the rear,
Equilibrium was obtained in much the
same way as the most successful of
the recent European helicopters.
Sir John Cayley showed in his writ
ings, however, that he realized that
aerial navigation depended upon new
material and power such as has been
found in aluminium and gasoline.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
X X X r X X X X X X X X X X y X
BRIAR ROSE X
K X X y X X X X X X X X K X r r

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Rowland left
Sunday evening for Rifle, Col. Tor a
two weeks visit to their daughter, Mrs.
George Judd Clyde Rowland is look
ing after his fathers business during
his absence.
Wilbur Shuee of Caldwell spent the
week end with J. w. Meador.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Dougherty re-
turned last week from a VISIT to their
daughter, Mrs. Mark Pomeroy.
Mrs. Pomeroy accompanied them
home 70 a short visit.
Miss Alice Golden has gone TO
Boise to take up special duty work at
the S.. Alphonsus HOSPITAL.
Ruth and Lucille Postlethwaltc at
tended the football game at Boise Sat
Miss Ethel Dix of Garfield, Wash.
neice of Mr.. Dix, visited Postle-
thwaites Friday and Saturday.
Miss Mable Norman of Mlssoula,
Mont. and Miss Eva Norman OF Port
land, neices of Mrs. Golden, visited at
uhe Golden home last week.
Maude Bequeath spent Sunday eve
ming at the Horn home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hare and Mr.. and
Mrs. A. Greenlund were visitors at the
Runciman home Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. X. Robinson were
Sunday callers at Joe Robinson,s.
Miss Hazel Harlan was a Monday
night guest of Kathryn Dougherty.,
Ellis and Louise Meador attended
party Friday evening at Ed. Shaw's
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Rowland ano
Mr.: and Mrs. George Nc earthly were
Sunday guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Franz
Rowland. NJ. ,,.,
bred Bennett visited Sunday at tn
Harris home.
FLOYD Skidmore and family were
Sunday guests of Bert Skidmore..
Mr.. Bennett and family attended
farewell party for Mr.. and Mrs
woods. ait Riverside, Monday evening
Miss Bailor of Nampa, Bob Kettle o
Gooding and Mr.. Bailey of Boise Wer'
Sunday callers at the home OF Mis-
Eva Robinson.
Elnora PostlethwaIte spent Sunda,
with her aunt, Mrs. Cyle WHISTLE
Lawrence Robinson spent Sunda,
with Harold Anderson Of Deer Hat
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10

such business
Section l3. The keeper or proprietor
OF every kind of tent show, open air
show or other show not herein men
toned except such as are exempted by
statute and except those given in an
opera house or hall shall pay a license
$500 per day or $4,000 per week.
Section IA; Every proprietor or per-
or similar game shall pay license of
$1,000 per day or $4,000 per week
Section 10. Any person, firm or cor
poration who offers, goods, wares or
merchandise of any kind at cutlery up
on any street or vacant lot in the city
whether by auction or otherwise shall
be deemed hawlter and any person,
firm or corporation who goes from
house to house and sells or offers for
sale at retail, goods. wares, or merchan-
disc of any kind or description carried
+ with him, shall be deemed peddler.
Section Is. Nothing in this ordn-
ance shall be construed to require Il
license tax from farmers peddling their
farm products, or persons peddling
FISH, game, milk. or bakers products
/ Section II Any person, firm or cor
poration violating any provisions of
this ordinance shall be deemed guilty
of misdemeanor and upon conviction
thereof, shall be punished by line not
to exceed one hundred ($too.Oo)
Section Is. All licenses granted I'M
der this ordinance or any section
thereof are granted and accepted by
an parties receiving licenses with Jne
express understanding that the Mayor
may revoke the same at any time il
satisfied that any condition of the
license or term of the ordinance has
been violated. or that the license was
obtained by fraud or misrepresent-
alton, or the holder of the license Is
an unht person to be trusted with the
he is satisfied that the business for
which n license is issued is of an OBJ
scene or immoral nature.
of ordinances in conflict with this ord
nance are hereby repealed.
Section 20. This ordinance shall be
in force and take effect from and up
! on it's passage and approval.
Passed by the Council this 9Th day
of November. 1922.
Approved by the Mayor this 9th day
of November. 1922.
(SEAL AMOS J. MILLER,
Attest: Mayor.
r S. EARLE BOYES. City Clerk.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
Sian Worries Diners.

Evidently they believe In Key west
that advertising is advertising, Just as
some people believe that pigs Is pigs,
In one of the local restaurants located
less than a block from the main street
there is large poster with the words
prepare to Meet Thy God" No mat
fer where one sits in the restaurant
he cannot help but see this poster with
its CHEEKY message. And no matter
how good the soup tastes or how tan
talizIng Is the aroma from the roast
the diner cannot help but sit and eat
and wonder. Possibly the proprietor
believes that forewarned is forearmed
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1922-11-10
THOUGHT "GUN" WAS DRAWN
western Bad Man Deceived by Pc.
s't'on In Which His Enemy Hap.
pened to Have Hand.

Tazewell Woody, famous as Colone,
hooseHelts guide In the West, was
Standing In a saloon with left elbow
On the bar, right hand hanging by his
side' and eyes luckily pointed at the
mirror behind the bar. He caught in
the mirror the reflection of a head
poKeu momentarily into the saloons
doorway, and belonging to a man who
mad publicly stated his purpose of kill
ing woody at sight. This man hay
Ing apparently thought the coast to
be clear, and that the saloon con-
tanned sufficient audience. turned his
horse, rode through the doorway and
boldly said: HAS any gent here seen
that Teller Woody? I'm huntin' for
him. At that instant the man real
lied, for the first time, that Woody
was In the room, and he realized also
that, though he himself was facing
Woody's back, the mirror negatived
this advantage. He saw that right
hand hanging idly down. Woody did
not move muscle. The mans Jaw
dropped. He remained quiescent for
lew seconds, then back out through
the doorway, and on his own initiative
rode out of the state.
These preannounced attempts on
human life were far less bloody than
were the onslaughts by the real kill
ers,' the actual bad men," These
latter men did not announce. They
merely shot. Billy the Kid at twen-
ty-three years of age, had committed
~ murders. and had made the ques-
ton of his determination a political
issue in New Mexico. Incidentally,
the sheriff, elected to get" him, load
ed weapon and "got" him.
In the SOS some "rustlers" "holed
up" in cabin at the outlet Of Jack
son lake in Wyoming. Range detec-
tives surrounded them. One of the
"rustlers," wondrously accurate
shooter, seeking to escape, rushed
from the cabins door, and, without
warming, began to fire. At each shot
he crossed" his rifle-that is, he fired
alternately from his right and left
shoulder, thus increasing the width of
his zone Of fire without making him
rotate his body, and thereby unduly
affect his running. He hit five men
before he dropped dead at the end of
his race of but few feet.-The Cow
boy.