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heavy HITTING and NITRO
ERRORS give FLAG WINNERS
:. LAST OF SERIES AT RANGER

Earn nav 2. Brown Butler Alexander
Sacrifice hits. Brown Speorlr Innings
pitched. by Tnmmol. 8 lp llowell 3.
by Morgan %. hy Cluirrl g %.
Struck out. Dos Tmmmen Howell q.
Morgan .. C1nircu o. Rur. ON balls.
of Tumm.l o.. or Howell . Morgan
!. Canirrll % iiit hy pitcher hr Can.
troll Robinson hy Morgan Green hy
Howell nsarnshawl wind pitch Can.
tren. Trlmmrl Stolen has,s Scog
gins 2. Dean Lehow Time OF game
2n1 Umpire Price
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NV In Third Place

DETROIT. June 2S--Thc Chicago
white SoN CANNED undispu,od righ' 'o
third place lu the American League
STANDING to-day. winning from Detroit
q 10 collins error Joe thu ninth in.
ming sy. Detroit from a shut out The
Tigers still were without the services u'
iirilmanu. who is nursing "a strained
should,
'hicIrO ......... ulu 100 lot !
Detroit ..... ssN uoN OUl--l
l.eycr'ft and Schalk. oldham. Olson
ana BasIor.
Two ase hits. Jones Mostii Multi
gan. Stolen bases Mostil Bas" on
balls, Oldham % Olson I, Lovcr'tt 1
STRUCK oHf lN Oldham 3. Loyoiot' !.
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SUNDAY SCHOOL IENGIE.
Blk Six Christy
Still Can Do it;
Gets Big Ovation
by Associated Press

SNGNNAC LAKE. y y June sS -
Fix Sis Ch1siy MauhrVsHu. IDOL u.
ia,rhall fans "a, country ",.r. Tor th,
first tim, since hr gW, h,u three
t.rs lgo. his Uf, d' suuI.i ot. WALLS,
,u' Zoe "a, mound tota.. wound up and
TOSSED perfect strik. ACROSS the plate.
whi." thousands Who Laj gathered tu.
ti. ...I-i.n ,u,,.ad fhru selves hulI.s,
"Matiy was accorded l.mHu,ttd.
'Hn UH o., moment h.s ,l. ema .u
tn, u.h until be- had hu.l,l out IN,
..r,t lIu OF no, ',Ieln. luiit @ 600 p,r
Dos including friends Oh. the ne1,
pitcher who had ,ou, up here 10 sc.
rsr themselves DO, fruit m ino great
ighl against tuberculosis th1t Matty
has ulE,l and wen. ,r"AurI th, Iuld
a. locked Well ami my, 80 sign Of
having been through bis recent i'lnoes
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Special 10 The News
ABILENE. Iuy" -'--li1i Wtih"I.
spoon and his Amarillo oassers arrived
her. today. read Con th" FIRST gam"
~ IA. second hal o. Boz played Thurs.
day. Although 100. t.Iw is somewhat
crippled Manage N,Ir.r says the
fighting spirit .s tm % oidonoo. and
expects 20 cope 'h' Hr end 81 the
series here.
Ross Johnson. who played errorlrs
ai first today. win hold first again
tomorrow Auhei.. 3. uut o the game
Tor several more dave with had ankle
/ ouglass has proven himself good
utility man, ana sill continue az snort
cor skinny Mour who s in Mineral
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IIuhlers Win Two

SAN ANGELO. june ~ After losing
four straits which eliminated them from
the race nj the first half. Lubbock Hub
hers stagcd a comeback today and took
morning and afternoon games from Slt
Angelo 20 and 10 :.
Kings SINCE IN the ninth broke W q
rcheduled seven inning affair.
Robinson this afternoon hit for his
nineteenth consecutive game.
Sweotwatcr opens the new half her,
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YANkS BLANKED
BY JOHNSON AS
ST.LOUIS wins
by Associated Press

by Associated Press
WASHINGTON. Jun" ,s -JDhnson
b.sted Hou in q pitching duel today
and Washington defeated New lorN ]
to o. Shanks scored tn. lone ran 300 ih"
9Th on his single, Hrowrrs sacrifice ana
Smiths double. Johnson did MOI issue
pass and famed mu' rpp alone 's.
Gaping 10 was johnson third success.
sive shut out AMI ga, N-th ot his career.
New York . 600 900 UUN-O %
washington uuU u0h coil 4 o
IIoyt and Hoffman Johnson and
Picnich.
Two base hits. Smith o. Scott !. Thr'"
has. hits. pipp. BI.n ou balls. liusf 4.
struck out. Johnson a.. iIovl
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Boston Wins.

PHILADELPHIA June 2S--Harr
held Philadelphia 10 seven scattered
bit, TODAY which enabled Boston 10
score I Goo victory and got out 1T last
place
Hostou ....... unu u03 2O0i . u
PHILADELPHIA 400 IOi goo .
kaIr lnd EU. linsty, Yarrison and
Perkins
Two nHs" h.'. Moucsky. DYKES. Col
Inns Three Ia.. hits. collins. Stolen
las's GALLOWAY Base un lalls. Hastv
., karr Su... out. Earr T.
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SOl THEIRS ASSOCIATION

Birmingham q Mobile .
rh1tian0eFl al Little Rock I.
Nashville 81: a' Memphis sc
Atlanta : ~ New orleans
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BASEBALL RESULTS
AMERICAN IEAGUE

81 Louis ut cleveland ..
Chicago . lf Detroit
Boston q at 'hlladclphb .
New York U 90 Washington I.
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Spudders Win.

BEAUMONT. June 2s.--Thc A'ichita
Fails club pounded Morgan In two In.
uings ior seven runs. gaining lead the
exporters could no, overcome and won
M, odd gam. ~ the series here today
10 o. Bill Fincher. inyncible In the
Early innings was hit hard in the clos
ing frames
Wichita rams ..... ora O40 0OO--S "a 2
beaumont ........ 600 O02 20i-5 10 .
Fnchor and Kitchens. Morgan, Jaco'
hus and Anderson.
stolen bases Kitchens Sacrifice hits
white Two base hits. Anderson. Dem
nggio ~ Mcdonald Summa. Beck I'd
mgtun. Alcu,k RAIDER Three base hits
Wcl2el Home runs Mcdonald Doubl,
plays. Dow. to Brennan 10 Ellington
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ABILENE june 2s-rbo Abilene
Ea-los wound up 'hr FIRST half 81 the
season here today Dy losing tD the
Clovia Hyzers. tp and finishing in
IA" cellar and Amarillo opens DO" see.
uud half here Tomorrow keisler held
tho BUYERS 10 two satellites up to the
sixth round ERRORS proved costly ior
the Eagles On TODAY game.
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rlrgg Home run. Amm0ns. pyle. Craig
.n .t ~ Doclery. HIT, Hlll Dou.
H.. IL. Douglas 90 Mennor 20 John
son. Byers o. Manur white 10 Flagg
90 CUnlU. Struck out. by Zapalnc a.,
Iyle O. 10y Hit 2. Base on balls off
ZapsIac J., of Pyle !. HIT g. Ilit ~
pitcher. Hit /. York L. stolen base.
johnson. Byers. Time. las. Umpire,
I0n.s.
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WEST TENAS IEicuE

Amarillo g Ranger :.
Clovis 3. 30 Abilene >.
SwcctWator e.. stamford n
luhhock tl 100 san Angelo CO
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BAPTISTS CLAIM
PENNANT IS WON
FOR FIRST HALF

Ihe BAPTIST Sailors virtually have
won the pcnnant ia the first hair u the
Sunday School League. as n result OF
toatiug the Christians yesterday.
Tho Christians and preshyterians
each have three postponed games TO
play and in css" one team should win
al ihr-, srni'--. The Baptist. would he
tied for first place
To, saiiors viii meet the Mothodirs
to-day. whiie 90, Chrisiians and Preshy
terrain. aash Friday in postponed
game
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NATIONAL. I.EtGIE.

Pittsburgh 10 Chicago ?.
Philadelphia :, nt New York 8. first
game
Philadelphia 2 q New York s. second
game,
Brooklyn Q az Boston ;.
None other srheduled
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Special 10 The New

RANGER. June 2s-Tho Nitros
saved their errors for seventh inning
tlow.np today. which gave the Gassers
five runs ana ? 10 7 victory. Up TO the
ieyenth the lead sevsawed several
Times, with both teams hitting freely.
ryle. Ammons and Craig hit homers.
accounting for five of tho Nitro runs.
Amarillo AR II 10 pD A ~
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BOSTON BREAKS
LOSING STREAK,
DEFEATS ROBINS

BOSTON. Jun. p Boston broke It's
losing streak today and defeated Brook
Ism 10 TWO singles double aud q
pass sent over 90, winning run in m"
ninth
BROOKLYN ....... O2U lN0 O1O-t !
Boston .......... Uo0 600 ell T. !
Vance. MammauN and Dehcrry. Nc.
Quilau. Watson and ONeill
Two base hits Olson. Johnson Powell
nixon Three base hits Olson. T Grif.
0th BIAS" on balls OF Vance g Nam.
mtuy 7, McQullan q Watson . struck
out by Vance q McQuilhn
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KING out Tor Interfering with nld,f.
Lubbock ....... sou 0yO GOO Z
.in Angelo ..... 600 lOi 600 .
Summnry-RIns. Spr,gl". Earushaw
e Kin Robinson. Greer. Errors. Bad.
ger 2. Robinson, Leh.w. Brooks 2,
lAngiord, Scogrns Two base hits.
h"bihson. Sacrifice hits. Langford.
pouhle plays. Battle 10 Brooks to Spec.
s.e. Brooks 10 Battle 90 Speegle ..
INNINGS pitched, hy Ray 2. by Ward o.
SuHok out. by Ray 2. b. Ward g. Bases
on balls OF Ray Z. OF Ward 2. Hit
~ pitcher. by Ray king. Brown. Stol.
en- iases' speegl", Lchew. Dean, Gober.
Greer. Len on bases. Lubbock II, An.
Eeio 8. Time o. game $50. Umpire.
Price
Morning g.p...
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Runs Eth'ridgo Thomas. Keisl.r.
.Chry. Holloway 9. Erwin, Tucker Er.
rors Whitehead. Scoggns Snin Ether.
idga Two haHe hits s,DEgin. Three
has" hit E'horIdEr Sacunrr hits S,oe.
rins Douhl" PLAYS Dean 'u Holloway.
Struck out hy ku-l,r e.. Ir Vl.t o.
Bases on halls of k.bl'. Q. hits Ly
pitcher. hy K'isl'r rru'ten wild mt.n
Wick. Kdlslor Passed h,ll. Erwin sn.
ga bases Whitehead
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STANFORD June ., -Th, swat',rs
took q farcial contest from the Colon,ls
hc,r this afternoon nh. Sw1tt.rs scored
1--WE runs off roulry Boz fuu innings att
cr That M" game was q Joke. Edwards
pitching for Stamford The Dolunclv
open the second hin with clovis Den,
i.f,.rr.,,.N
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Ahlt Tor Tramnsll in sI1th
~ F"iieyed TraHmen f.nsi M -.v.,,h
i-lppock .........-b0 90 col IA Z
~ Angelo .-....o0o 22i loo
su'rmary-kuns. sooEEsns. o..
i.o'anson. DEAN I@heW. Alss,,s
I'frhshav. Langford 2. Col-r r..
M -. canireh. Errors. King. Pros.
As.r 10. Butler. TIowea Tao b.ss 4 \.
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sand Crnhs shut Ont.

GALVESTON June IS Roy Mitch
cll never allowed % Sindcrah S. reach
third base md Dallas won the final
game of tho series to O Lyle. a Gal.
weston recruit held ,he Marines 10 three
hits and me- nru'd rum. Boo seven In.
Nugs
Dnlhr ........... lOl 00e 0l03
Galse.un 600 ooo cob a 4
/ Mitchell and fingl' lylo. knight and
Guffth
Tu. has, hits. Massey. Stow. Segrist
stolen bases. spencer. STOW Sicrific'
hin Massey. linglc STRUCK oui hy
I.yl, | Mitchell g. knight Bases on
hll. &C. Iyl, Mitchell knight !
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AMERICNN ASSOCIATION

40 Minneapolis 3. kansas Ciy n.
~ Toledo 2. Llulsvillc \ 90 innings
-ainl
a. 81 Paui Z Milwaukee g.
Indianapolis al Columbus. rain.
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Indians shut Our.

CLEVELAND. june 2> --Aft"r losing
m, first Two gam Of thc series 81
Louis defeated Cleveland today . 90 q.
Koln was unusunlly Elective and Glove"
hand m attend ~ Fcor" bs twice.
81 Louis ....Nl| 1872 TOO II "
Cleveland .... utn 400 GOO 9
Kulp and sever, o. Edwards Morton
Uhl,. k.cfc and O.N,ill
Two las. hits Jacobson p kulp Toh
iu Three has, hits. Severed H1sr
on hnll-. kolr 8 Edwards S'rurk
cut. K,lp % Edwards 3. Morton
, k.,fr
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HOUSTON June 2S-HDuston de-.
f,ltcd shreveport tU o.
shreveport ...... GOO 600 0OO-0
Houston ........... ooo 100 cox
y BURNS and Burns Goodwin and
Donniughuv'n.
Two base hits llulloh1u Bases co.
balls GoodWin struck out. Goodwin.
b Burns 2 Lett on hasps Houston
Shreveport
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TFNNS IEtctF.

Fort Worth AZ san Antonio ..
Shreveport % af Houston I.
Wiohita Pals n, al Beaumont 5.
Dallas goo Galveston o.
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riraics Reai Inhs

CHICAGO. June IS The cubs could
NOT hit Hamilton consistently to-day while
the Pirates pounded three local hurlcrs
tor II hits. Pittsburgh winning Z to ..
Pittsburgh ........ 600 0o3 100. IS q
Chicago ........ O0l O0l 0OO--2 .
Hamilton and Goo,h. Aldridge. os-
borne. Jones and OFlrreil
Two base hits. Msran,lllc. Stax Car
.cy Trnynor. Rohwtr stolen bases
Carey. Bases on halls AldridEe .. Hamil-
ton . Struck out hy Aldridgc 2, Hamil
ton .. Osborne
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Split Donhle Rlll.


NEW YORK. June philadelphia
and New York divided a double header
today the visitors winning the first
game 8 10 8. while the Giants took the
second game to 3
Philadelphia ..... 0Ol 10 3il-S rs
New York ........ zoe 500 oOo-5 - :
Meadors. Winters and Henl ne: J.
R5rnes. Causey. Jonnard and SNYDER.
Two base hits Williams. Three base
hits Young. Lee. Walker stolen base
N,ussl. Base on halls Causey 3. Jon.
nird Meadows Winter I Struck out
Barnes I. Causey Meadows 2 Winter
].
Second game
Philadelphia ..... 200 ooo i00-3 q
New York ....... 02o go 04x-s ~ I
Winter and Peters. RYAN snc Snyder
Two has. hits Bancroft Home runs
Williams. Siengei Base on halls RYAN
?. Single :. struck out singleton ,
RYAN ,
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The Dunmns a curious tribe q poo.
" lnhabiiing section 81 British
Sorth Borneu. are dominated BY WON.
~ priests.
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- '''.'...... ~ % 10
: hei'e'ed Morgan With two out in
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
PRISON LOSES camera EYE''
Man With Exceptional Endowment
Gives Up Position He Had Long
Held at Sing Sing.

Sing Sing Is without the human
camera eye" which pierced through
DISCUSSES and made alibis> futile, for
Louis Powers, Bertillon expert at the
prison for 20 years, who finger-printed
and photographed more than 10000
Sing Sing convicts during his service,
has retired.
He was famous for his ability to
Identify criminals, and for years has
been known as "the camera eye Of
Sing Sing" He was often called on
for information about criminals In vari-
GUS parts of the world, and frequently
attended trials to establish prison
records Of men and women on trial.
Besides learning by experience that
women, even though preparing for the
death sentence, were very vain"
Powers said that he had profited little
from his unique position except what
he obtained In the way Of salary.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Passports a Nuisance.

Up to the time CT the beginning Of
the war the passport regulations were
very simple and the fees inexpensive,
but when the great contest broke loose
it was necessary to make 1t more
difficult and unfortunately the rigid
regulations of the war times have
never been changed. The fee for issu-
ing and vfseing was So, but 1t was
increased to $40 by the United States.
At once the nations of Europe made
their charges accordingly so that in
order to visit few countries the
matter Of securing passport was a
serious one. The matter remained in
this shape although there was con-
siderable grumbling by those who were
compelled to submit. not only against
the charges but the amount Of red
tape which was necessary in order
to get passport.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
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FORCE OF HABIT, MAYBE

'Who is the fellow in sport cart"
"That's Harold Heartbreak, t'le
movie star. He gets paid big SAL
airy for just making love to beautiful
women"
''In case like that man would
have some inducement to work over
time"
"He's evidently been working oyer
time. His wife is suing him for d.
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Birmingham Age-Herald.
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Man and the Flowers.

The fragrance Of plants IS not fol-
mans pleasure; 1t is means Of at.
tracing insects to fertilize them. The
object Of many present-day florists is
to improve flower in it's coloring
size and substance-in short to paint
the lily" They cannot improve the
fragrance, which Is perhaps the reason
they seem to care SO little for Its dis.
appearance under their handling.-Ex-
change.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20

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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Hopeless.

She was pretty young thing and
terribly in earnest when she applied
for a staff position on a Chicago paper.
A woman reporter, emissary from
the city editor, carried the usual mes
sage, mo vacancies"
"Well," she sighed, II don't wish
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Warned by Experience

"Mt1mrmum-Mister Johnson" stam-
mered young Sankey Sphinx. Il want
to mum-marry your daughter, Zanza-
line. Pm not good enough for her,
but"
You're dead safe in telling that
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Rumpus Ridge, Ark, ''but don't let
her NAV hear you say it. When I
was counting the girl that is my pres
ent wife l told her mother that I
wasn't good enough for her daughter,
and b'dogged if she didn't believe me.
and has been a-mentioning it ever
pt0- since. kansas City Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
when England Had No Dukes.

The duke Of Norfolk was brought
70 the block in 1872, and in him per-
ished the last surviving English duke.
For more than half century England
had to do its best-defeat the Spanish
armada, conquer Ireland, circumnavi-
gate the globe, lay the foundations of
empire, produce the literature of the
Elizabethan age-without any ducal
assistanee-From Pollards History
of England"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Mrs. Junebride-I don't see where
A Little BIT Of Rlarney.

Mistress-Maggie. can't have you
entertaining policemen in the kitchen.
Maggie-Sure, mum, an it's big
heart We have. Twas sayin' to Michael
O'Flinn only last night that II I'd
spake TIL word ye'd let us have tn
DRAWN room.--London Answers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Possibly So.

Her Second Husband-No, I can't
go out with you this evening. have
some work to do at the Office.
Mrs. Pstlnger-You'ye neglected me
shamefully ever since we've been mar
ried. If my first husband was alive
you wouldn't dare TO treat me SO.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-10-20
Has Been About Some.

"Your boy has graduated?'
EYES," said Mr.. Grabcoin. "Now ne
wants to 60 abroad and see something
Of the world"
"Why don't you let him see America
firstY'
'You couldn't interest him In a
proposition like that. He travelled
with the football team.
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Apparently

Apparently.
BOSS, is you connected with de
courthouse?'
sYes."
"Kin you help me out? 1 wants o
marriage license"
"No, I'm police magistrate. Best
can do is to give you a year In jail
You're after life sentence.
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Merely shifts II.

The man who doesn't want any
trouble and endeavors to smooth
things so he will have none not infre-
quentiy mixes the dope for some one
else.-Exchange
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italy Leads In ViolIns.

The best violin strings have always
come from Italy. Why this should be
is something Of mystery, but in the
making Of strings, as in the making Of
violins. Italy has always led the world
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The Difficulty.

"He's kinder to his second wife
than he was to- his first"
"Yes, but his second wife keeps In
sisting that he's not nearly so kind
to her as her first husband was"
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Dubious.

us your place in the hall Of fame
secure?"
'Dunno," said Senator Flubdub. II
don't feel any too sure about my seat
in the senate"
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sians TeII.

Jack-Halloa, Bert. who's the girl?
Bert-What d'you mean?
blackwell, you're not wearing a
collar like that for fun, are your
London Tit-Bits.
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Anybody who speaks the truth in
the hour Of danger possesses true
courage.
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A man is expected to take off his
hat because it is nothing to look at
ANYWAY,
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FRESHNESS OF THE PAST
WHEY: The eggs are stale. Why, !
asked the grocer If they were fresh.
Hubby: What did he say?
WHEY: Absolutely.
Hubby: You must have mIsunder-
stood him. He probably said: "ob-
soletely."