Norwich bulletin. [volume] (Norwich, Conn.) 1895-2011, 1922-03-11
SOCIAL CORNER
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Don't Take Me. Home" but all men ere
not unhappy-zoms stay single. A
bachelor Is a. man who takss the. second
look and doesn't jump. Soslsty IS made
up Of a lot Of men that make love to 9TH
er mems wives.
Suppose We had women hre,rsn, the
men would run every time the fire bell
rang Just to watch the women ADJUST
their hoss and to see the hose go UP the
ladder. The best shaped women would
have to go up the ladder first i. the fire
bell was rung at nine ct wonlj take
them until eleven just, to find their rats
and puffs. And the men would ring n
false alarms just to see the women slide
down the ladder They say its hari fer
a, woman to climb the ladder Of life al3ne.
1t wouldn't be IT, it wasn't for so many
men standing around rubbering. II we
had woman for mayor and a good .oo<-
ing man should come along, do you Sup
pose she would stop her filet crochet long
enough to talk to him. But he women
have got the best OF the men IN one way
They are holding up trains every day
Suppose man should hold up train,
he knows what would happen to lin.
They passed a law requiring Wcren 10
remove their hats in the theatre NOW
see what the men are up against. The
women go to the five and ten and get
twenty dollars worth Of rats.
1t was Apple that caused the first
downfall Of man. But they have fallen
many times since without reason. Wo-
men should shut th4ir eyes and trust Their
husbands. There are wives who don't go
through their husbands 7ockets. Ats.
! but where are they? They say silk
dresses come from worms-and the men
are the worms. The only people who
| don't believe in divorce are single peo-
pie. The more women Ses of bulldogs
j the less use they have for. men. That
brave man, Patrick Henry said, "Giye
me Liberty or give me Death"-and he
| even got married.
Women remind me Of cfrcus-lots Of
rings and barebacks. 1t is said they were
! made from the, rib of man, but I think
! it should be mans funny bone. When 4
woman is in love she tries to make a
| man think she isn't. When she mt
She tries to make a man. think she is.
Women wers created for the sole pur-
/ pose of keeping men guessing. Never
trust a woman that will tell her age If
shell tell her age she would tell any
thing. They say Badness comes from
overwork.,s-I suppose that's the reason
a woman can't raise q moustache. They
work their lips too much. A woman is
like a clock-pretty face, pretty hands
pretty movements and hard to regulate
when they get out Of order
Isn't it funny that a woman will wear
a golf dress when she has no intention
of playing golf. She will get ball EoWr
when she doesn't care to. dance, ana 4
bathing suit when she wouldn't go neal
the water and riding habit when tn,
Thought Of climbing a horse would maxi
! her Seasick.. but when. CHE gets q wed
ding dress she means business Why doe
M a woman blush when she lifts her skirt
above her ankles, when crossing tn,
4 street. Well. look the next time ant
4 you'll see two good reasons. And thai
the very nsxt day she goes IN hathin;
and-well it's the fashion
Instead Of sending single men to wal
why don't they send brave married men
You take man who has a wife an
eight children and lives in a. four-roor
4 fat. Is that man afraid to die? 1 cues
not.
The women ara trying 70 ofset tn,
Il high cost of living by tho low cost G
dressing. skirts are going to be fuueI
but if they get them any fullers tina
they are now, they won't be able to wal
II in them. If they get them any tighte
they Ia have TO paint them on. The wa
K they dress is standing room only
Many man Is dude before maria z
and after he IS sub-dued. Marriage wa
q invented for women, not for men MAJ
Il rage is rush OF hand to the pocket
books. But really marriage is a nece:
4 sary institution. Yes, and SO Is the jai
When docs a man think most seriousl
Of marriage? When he is married. TT
best day to get married is Friday, til
thirteenth Then you can have som,
thing to blame it on. Before maria
gir.s have blue and black eyes, and at
er they have black and blue eyes. B,
81 fore marriage a woman has to beg f
lock Of a mans hair. After r1arr!af
she helps herself
There are 3ust two periods in mar
life when he doesn't understand wone
before and after marriage. Marriage
\ like a game OF cards. It doesn't make ar
difference what kind OF hand you dra1
e You have to stay in the game. 1t cos
more to be dog than 1t does 20 be
man. A dog license is two dollars al
& a marriage license fifty cents
a Women live longer than mon becau
they have no one to talk them to deaf
b Women are smart alright but you c.
count them on two fingers. Lydia PIN
ham and Carrie Nation. Marry a do
tor and you can be well for nothing mn
~ a preacher and you can be good {
nothing. woman should be very car
ful about choosing a husband in "a
think thew should let the busban
alone altogether and get single men.
to old men don't let them come ne
YOU. Some women just love drumme
They like their music, they say its I
sweetest in the land. but take my a
Vice, never. marry. drummer, for If Y
do you will De lust like a telephone Fl
all you will hear will be "hello" a
good bye" but nevertheless don't /
discouraged there will be plenty Of m
to go around, in fact, some Of them v
go around too much n
What's tho use of getting MARI
and supporting. a. woman for life VIII
you can get a fine talking machine
only four dollars? But marriage isn't
ways a failure - there's a. aghti
chance
- MARCHLLA