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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

Want Ads will tell you where to secure
bargains listed under Specials at the
stores" on the classified page.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08
BELFAST
Famous Trees in WOman's ALI
ance Paper-Charles Dyer
Still at Large

At the meeting Of the Woman's
Alliance OF the Unitarian church held
a. the home of Mrs. James II. Howes,
High street. Thursday afternoon,
most entertaining paper was read by
Mrs Fred T. Chase on Famous Trees
~ New England. She used for her
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08
the Descriptions Many Comfortable Homes Offered for Here
EMPLOYMENT
Help Wanted-Maje

SIS TO SO DAY-Gathering evergreens.
roots and herbs in the fields and road
side; book and prices free. BOTANI-
CAL. 1924 WEST HAVEN. CONN. e.
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Situations Wanted-Female So

COOK-And cookec would like a posi-
ton at a portable mill camp. Gardi-
nor Me. Il. j.. j. il, Box -.
PRACTICAL NCRSt,-Would like en-
rloyment. 40 KnderhooIl st, Ran
dolph. Tel. 239-W.
YOU Nc LADY-Amhitious. would like
position as stenographer Can do gen
cral office work. Three Years eXpe-
ricncc. A. r. c.. care Journal.
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BUSINESS SERVICE
Business Services Offered

pus'HeUs oe'V'ces OTe'eu TO
MRS. JOHN TRTE-Win be at home
Tor short time and will answer the
Gall for confinement cases. r.. -,
lifchheld. Nc Tel. Monpouth 1874.
NlNT1NG-And carpenter work done.
Harvey and Cole. Tel. 639-J
SEND YOUR FILMS-To Geo. w. Mer-
rfIl Augusta, Me. Twenty-four hour
service.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08
Situations Wanted-MaIe

ENPERI F,NCFD MAN-Wishes n po-
sition at ianitor work. Address Box
1l3. Richmond. No.
POSITION ON FARM-By man and
wife. Both experienced. rrefcr po-
Sition as manager in absence Of fam
lily. or in family with no children.
Good references. "R. s." care jour
nal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08
EMPLOYMENT
Statesmen and Agents

Statesmen and Agents IS
TfFlSTS-Propare authors manu-
scripts for publication-x$25-$10 90
weekly. spare time. Send stamp for
particulars. r. j. CARNES. Au-
thors' Representative. Tallapoosa, Ga.
Misunderstanding Special Agent.
4 company having a large personal
Accident and Health business in
Maine wishes to increase it. We
have good position for man who
can personally produce business and
who has organization ability. For
particulars, write setting forth your
qualifications, giving references, Box
Pas, care Journal
WE PAY $36-Wcekly, 75c hour spare
time selling hosiery guaranteed wear
four months. Big opportunity. Ex-
pcricncc unnecessary. perfectWear
Mills. Dept. ALL. Darby. renna.
WE PAY $2O0--Monthly salary, fur
nish rig and expenses to introduce our
guaranteed Poultry and stock Pow
ders. Biglcr Company, N-1S4, Spring
field. Illinois.
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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Business Property

Business Property 81
ANDERSON GARAGE-At Vassalboro.
Maine. New building located on fed
eral highway between Augusta and
Waterville at junction OF State road
to North and East Nassalboro. In
quire J. NJ. Bridges. Tel. 43s. 1872
Main street, Waterville. Maine
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

DAY OLD CHICkS-R. /. Reds from
heavy-laving u. of NJ. tested stock;
May and June matches. e0c each.
Peter Thaanum. Winthrop, Me. Tel.
1921.
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AUTOMOBILES
Automobiles for Sale
Ap:o Aecessorisa

AUTOMOBILE MISREPRESENTATION
mechanics, rcnairmcn. send today for
free copy Of this months issue. 1t
contains helpful. instructive Informal
tom on ovorhauling. ignition troubles.
airing. carburetors, storage batteries.
e'c over 1eo pages, illustrated.
Serd for free copy today. Automobile
Digest. a5 Butler Bldg. Cincinnati.
EECOVER-YourF Ford with one Of our
rctopping outfits at Fifeld Bros. Co..
opposite the depot. We have them
with plate glass windows in back cur
iatns and gypsy wings.
TIRES rs new Double Diamond tires.
Ford sizes s9.9S. Malcolm & Dyer.
Used AUTO PARTS-Tires and
tubes. old cars bought for parts. Rip
lev Co. Augusta. Me.
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CHOICE EGGS-For Matching. from
the famous Sanborn strain that pro-
duced the worlds Champion Rhode Is
land hen, 500 eggs per year. Also
pure-bred White Plymouth Rocks 81
per Is. Leslie A. W. Clark, Damar-
iScotta Mills Maine
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

pure-bred Barred
Plymouth Rocks. or would exchange
for pure-bred r. /. Reds cockerels
l.. A. Foss. Winthrop.
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Heating and Plumbing 20
PLUMBING AND HEATING-Of all
4 uds. Work estimated free of charge.
l.. f.. Martin, 10 Gannctt St. Tel.
,st.P
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Help Wanted-MaIe

MEN-FIREMEN. BRAkEMEN. be-
ginncrs $50. later $250; promotion 10
conductor or engineer, $300-$350; no
strike. increasing business (Which po-
sition?). Write Railway" care
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LIVE STOCK
Poultry and Supplies

eggs from two
choice pens of extra good layers. Ex-
himtion quality such rs the big fell
lows ask a dollar an egg for Is eggs.
$3.50. w. II. NORTHUP, Il Central
St. Bangor. Me.
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EGGS-For Matching. S. c. r. l. Red,
large, dark red birds. il eggs 81. Mrs.
+. 2. Ladd, 134 Spring St, Gardiner.
Tel 226-J
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Wanted-to Eny

BROODER-Oil- or COLONY
Hover. state price and condition in
first letter. Mrs. r. Il. Richards. Il.
ID. .. Augusta. Tel. 16j-2.
PINE Lit MBER-Wautcd. |, J., and
r. +. rcd oak butts: IL, Is, Il, aud
2A-ir i. r. sash stock. All thick
lesscs of box boards. In answering
give widths. lengths. quality and
price. Honest survey and prompt
pay Samuel Clark. kennehunk, Me.
WE PAY GOOD PRICES-For second
furniture of all kinds. sewing ma
chimes and cook stoves. Augusta Fur
niture Co. l07 Water st. Tel. 596-W.
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Wearing Apparel

each; hard and soft collars ljr each;
good hose. pr. 2jc. Parcel Post
prepaid. A. +. Pierce. 81 Water st.
LOOK. LOOK! EAEGAIN-Suit. size
40. steel gray. cost So: practically
good as new; only SIS. If it hts YOU,
buy. ~ conv st.
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Service misunderstanding IS

Alto SPRING SERVTCE-Springs
rank third in auto essentials and re-
reivo the least attention. Have yours
reset and broken parts replaced now.
and insure yourself against spring
trouble and a hard riding car for the
season. All work guaranteed. Express
ono way out Of town. a. ". Forran,
- rickman st. Shop Tel. 911-W,
House Tel 651-M.
LCANtZTNG-And repairing of all
kinds. Bring your tires for expert
attention. Also new auto top MAX
ing. repairing and upholstering while
ycu wait. Service day and night.
Augusta Auto Supply e Vulcanizing
Go ,rp Colonial Theatre
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

SALESMEN-Autoa accessory. Get in
ton accessory business today. ST.
daily easy. | show Won how. Capital
or experience unnecessary. sample
free. ENEL. 1865 Hollywood, Chi
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Wanted-AutomobiIes

FORD TOrRING-With starter Must
ho In good condition. Reasonable
rrice. Box ~. IIallowell.
LATE DODGE-From private party
only. Give fun particulars and low
est cash price. Address Dodge, care
Journal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

MEN-Rclable to take orders for our
guaranteed nursery stock. Good
pay. No experience necessary We
furnish complete outfit and instruc-
tions without charge. This is the
time to get started. Write F. j.
Eipnin. Mana ger. Manchcstcr. Conn:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

You don't have to be an ad-writer to
get results from classified advertis-
ing. WantAd Taker will help
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

If YOU can't bring your want ad to the
office, telephone it to Want Ac
Taker. 1t costs no more.
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LIVE STOCK
Dogs, Cats, Pets
Horses, Cattle, Vehicles

BAY COLT-Stands 49,. Driven by
lady last summer Would take COW
in part payment. r. u. Gilman, Win
throp.
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SALES MAN - Experienced :<ccialty
salesman to sell advertised line pro-
prietary medicines. retail, drugs and
general store trade. Salary. commits
sion, expenses. Give fun details rel
ativc to employment last FIVE years.
Replies confidential pending inter-
view. Box 391-B, care konncbec
I1At, ~
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

Everything for everybody. Father.
mother. and the children can use the
articles advertised in the merchandise
aSsifications.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

BAY HORSE-Weigh about 1850 lbs,
good worker and driver. VIII sell
cheap as we have no more use for a
horse. Augusta Furniture Co,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1922-04-08

SALESMF,N-BEGIN YOUR OWN
BUSINESS wholesa ling chocolate bars.
chewing gum. candy mints Attractive
novel packages. Write today. Er-
elusive proposition. HELMET PRO
DUCTS co. Cincinnati. Ohio.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Farms and Land for Sale

FARMs-For sale. SIX well equipped
farms close Ia Winthrop village.
CHAMBERLAIN & BURNHAM. INC
BOSTON. |. -. LINCOLN, NAM
AGER. READEIELD. MAINE.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Carrying On With the
American Legion

Farmers gave 200 trees and the VII
lage gave a lot to the Elizabethtown
(Ind.) post of the Legion when 1t
wanted a community home.
A Gold Star" Legion organization,
open to parents, sisters and brothers
of men who gave their lives In the
World war, has been proposed.
A total Of SS3,OOO.OOO yearly renew
able term and converted government
insurance is being carried by ex-serv-
Ice men in the state Of Washington.
Wartime draft dodgers are prohibited
from holding public office in New
York state. a bill sponsored by the LIE
gion to that effect having passed the
general assembly.
Legion posts have been formed In
Calcutta, India. New Zealand and Den
mark. making a total of 11.Oo0 posts
located In practically every civilized
country On the globe.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

Auxiliary. 1t is the duty of local units
OF the Auxiliary in towns where sx-
service men are in hospitals to keep the
disabled men supplied with little COM
forts and dellcacies not provided by
the government. The women write
letters to the patients, send them
newspapers, books, magazines, fruit,
bathrobes, bed slippers, candy, cigar
cites and special articles that they
desire. Under Mrs. Cudworth's super
vision, as president Of the national
welfare committee of the Auxiliary,
this work is being done In the middle
western states over which she has
supervision. Mrs. Cudworth personal
ly visits disabled service men In the
hospitals Of her territory, hears their
complaints and takes them up with
the proper government officials.
A Legion post of 1000 men in Mil
waukee adopted Mrs. Cudworth as
Mother" because she lost her only
son during the World war.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

queer poisons, joint poisons, muscle
poisonS, acid poisons are formed IN
stead of the healthy flesh and the
rich blood you used to have in days
gone by? If you hobble in your gait,
if pains distort your body, if bending
over is an unspeakable agony, II duh
pains make you breathe heavily and
moan, do not grumble at the rough
ness of the way,-smile sweetly,
there is a rainbow ahead. Things
are different now than they used to
be. in the days of liniments, salves,
complicated drugs, and all that,-re-
member? The happy secret today is
ironized yeast. one of the greatest
body-and- blood builders of all time.
Begin taking Ironized Yeast today
Beware of limitations and substitutes,
because Irouized Yeast is not mere
combination of yeast and iron, but Is
yeast ironized. which is a substance
all by itself. There is only one Iron
lied Yeast in all the world. Sold at
all drug stores at s1.o0 a package and
containing so tablets, each tablet
sealed. They never lose their power.
MID only by Ironized Yeast Co,
Atlanta, Ga. Say goodbye to rheu-
matism from now ont
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

err of a moving picture theater, whose
constant willingness to throw open
the doors Of her amusement house
for Liberty bond, Red Cross and
other campaigns won her the plaudits
of all and caused her bank account
to diminish.
One of the things which Mrs.
Starkey did to arouse wartime morale
was to show the pictures Of all the
boys from LIE Sueur who were in the
service-237 in all. Lights and heat
in her theater were all furnished gratis
for wartime community gatherings
The cost Of the films which were of.
ten shown at the Starkey theater was
borne by it's proprietor and the funds
to help the service men were aug.
mented so much more.
LIE Sueur Legionnaires hold MIRA
Starkey up as the unusual who prof
iteered in their good will instead OF
cash.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
GERMANY's BIG LOSS IN WAR
Deaths Directly Traceable to the
World Conflict Are Placed at
About 100000.

A study Of the official records Of the
German war department shows that
46 men were killed and 100 wounded
on the German side during every hour
the World war ragged. This estimate
was arrived at after the archives had
been probed by General Won Altrock
one Of the German thigh command"
1t IS also stated in the same report
that the kaiser had a total Of 13,0OO.
900 men under arms during the war
of which 1.808,54S were either killed
outright or died of wounds or sickness
incident to their service. The larges,
figures are those of the number OF
Germans wounded which General Alt
rock places at 4,246,779.
German deaths, directly traceabl<
to the war, are placed at about IL,
100000.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
ON THE JOB

Willis-How is the efficiency expert
coming on at your office?
Gillis-Fine. He was such a sue
cess for the boss that We employees
hired him for a week.
ibid he make gOodT'
ibid he? He showed Us q new way
to beat the time clock, taught Us a
lot of brand-new excuses for being late
and how to hook the boss cigars with
out being caught, Life.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
The Huse

IT'S that an interesting book you
are readingf' asked the garrulOus
traveller.
why, yes" said the crafty old gen.
tleman, carefully concealing the title
Of the best seller he had in his hand.
'oThis Is a book on relatively. Now,
il you have an hour or two to spare,
TIL explain the theory to you, So"
But even as he spoke the garrulous
traveller rose from his seat and fed
to the smoker.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Loads of Time Vet,

swell, Harry remarked Uncle
cheerfu1ly, as he came upon the small
boy Of the house busy In the front
room, good boy this morning, I
HOPPER
Harry regarded the clock and per-
ceived 1t was just IL 80.
81 don't know yet, uncle" he said
doubtfully. "There's half an hour
more"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Sure Enough.

"What In the world are you staring
at that married couple so intently
for?" asked one young woman Of an
other on the train.
"Oh!" said the other girl with a
start and a sigh. IT'S so natural for
us girls to contemplate matrimony, you
know"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Positively VULGAR,

"When did you first begin to suspect
that the gentleman burglar was not as
polished as he seemed?'
shortly after we became &C
quainted." said the eminent parior de-
tective. whenever the subject was
mentioned he referred to the police
conveyance as the wagon"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Assistance Not Appreciated.

Lady of the House-And you are
going to leave me, Lena! / who have
been so nice to you! Haven't 1 al
ways done at least half of your
work?
Lena-Yes, that's true, Mrs. DAILY,
but you have never done the work
so that 1t satisfied me.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
A Shell Game.

Mother-BObby. what did you do
with your nurshellS in the tramcar?
Small Boy put EN- in the over
coat pocket of the man was sittin'
beside
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

In Indiana. ILL
nois, Iowa, Wis
conAn, Ohio,
West Virginia,
Kentucky, Kansas
and Missouri
know or are 60
ing to know be-
fore the year Ii
out of Mrs. Maud
r. Cudworth. Mil
waukee, Wis, a
national vice
president Of the
American Legion
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
The Bride Shops.

"What Is this stuff"
1.-THE dealer calls 1t limburger
cheese"
81 should have thought its odor
would have deferred you from bringing
1t into our happy home"
HE suggested it over the telephone,
dear"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
IL ThAY,re Pretty

Little Freely Cooking at typewriter
In his fathers of1ce)-What makes
typewrfters go. papa?
Papa-Your mother.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

gOod-the service
men of LIE Sueur,
Mimi, claim. One
of the latter lives
In LIE Sueur and
wears a cannon
metal decoration
for the work
which she did
during the war
to aid the various
drives and the
service man. She
Is Mrs. Henrietta
A StarkeV own
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
No CeIusion After All.

Doctor Ito patients wiSe)- Does
your husband suffer from decisions,
Mrs. Jones?
Mrs Jones-I hope so, doctor. He's
been worrying for week over what
he thinks your bill will be-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

Yes, we have just got 'em in. You
know we couldn't keep 'em before.
Ladies' S. and mems $6 saddle sport
oxfords. E. c. Jordan & Co. 6-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Footprints.

Dad l want u leave fe.xp. Us
on the sands of time"
"Well leave go-ahpad f0C .nrh1ts
Don't he a sideSterrer."
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
She Had Them All.

81 hear you and your wife had some
words last night"
1--WE did, but never got around TO
using mine" - American Legion
Weekly.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
FAITHFUL COMRADES

FAITHFUL COMRADES
st ex-Oouehboy: Well George
there was always something about a
eootIe that ! admired.
End ex-Douehboy: Admired!
list ex-Douehboy: Yea! They stuck
with US through the thick Of the fight
and they never went A. w. o. L.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
LIVING Up to His Claim

Smith tells me that he WOULD
rather fight than eat" said Brown.
"Well. ] guess he would replied
Jones. Il ate at his house ole niSh+
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
AIDS SICK AND WOUNDED MEN
Mrs. Maud cudworth, Milwaukee,
Wis, Is Known to Legion Boys
Throughout the Midwest.

Sick and wounded service men Of
the World war undergoing treatment
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
THE EXPLANATION

THE EXPLANATION
"BroWn doesn't strike me as liter
AIRY, yet he declares that he never
feels 90 comfortable an when he 10
snueIy settled In his library"
"oh, that's not surprising. Hla
bookcase To- a folding bed"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
TWO KINDS OF PROFITEERs
Mrs. Henrietta Starkey, Le sueur,
Mimi, Cited by Legion Boys
as Most Valuable.

There were two kinds of profiteers
during the War-one bad, the other
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
News Nc Surprisa.

Miss Petite-JacA saiS as HttS
flower that ne inteLded to keep.
Her Friend-I noticed him pressing
you.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

A 25-cent package of Albert's Plant
Food will perform wonders with your
pot plants. Try it. Sold at the Court
Pharmacy. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Dad, Neither,
ironized Yeast
for Rheumatism
Do You Realize What Ironized
Yeast-Vitamines VIII Do for
Rheumatism and Lumbago?

Do you know that vitamines and
iron are part of your very life? Do
you know that the tissue-and- blood
factory in your body needs these two
materials, and needs them badly? Do
you know that if your body furnace
does not get enough Of these, that
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
Useful.

Money does not make happiness,
Nor drive our ills away;
But II comes handy, none the Less,
When we have bills to pay.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

Fertilize your pot plants and lawn
flowers with Albert's Plant Food. Sold
in Csc, soc. and 81 packages at the
Court Pharmacy. 1S-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
A Sensible Name,

They chose a name for the baby fair.
ARCHIE" he was called,
So when he's old and shy of hair
They can call him Archibald.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
ANALOGOUS.

Mandy-Rastus, yo' all knows dat
y0 remind me of dem dere f1yin' ma
chimes?
Rastus-No, Mandy, how's dat?
Mandy-Why, because youse no good
on earth.-OhiO Sun Dial.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10
STRICTLY CASH

Passenger-Are you running on
time.
conductor-No, sir. FIRE, phase
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-10-10

Reverse Treatmei t.
Not easily pleased
Is the lovely Miss Brown,
When sutton turns Up
He is promptly turned down