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The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Bob Thames Is obtaining excellent results from his set. He has a Tickler-Audion two stage amplifier.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Walter Thompson has recently made and installed Crystal set
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Welborn Bayiiss. whose call Is B-R O.. has short wave and long wave set. He also has a1-k. W. for trans hitting. Welborn Is one of the pioneers among the local bugs-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Pocket Set for PoIicemen
 0. will you please describe for me the pocket radio sets which the Chicago policemen are now using to keen in touch with their headquar-r ters?-R. J. M
 A. do not know the details Q
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

The following boys have just in
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Wade Wood, Sycamore street, has q short wave regenerative set.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Calvin Jones. Highland avenue. and Lewis Johnson, Whitaker street. are both using Mineral receiving sets.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Denham Tucker, who av & licensed operator, has an audion honey comb coil set, over which he receives the eastern stations Denham's call is 5-A.D.M-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Boswell Johnson, Thirty-second street. south. and William cobbs, Thirty-third street, south, have each recently built Crystal sets.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-06-25

Lawrence watwood. San Jose apart ments, Is a neg bug but Is making mighty rapid progress On Saturday, Juno 1T. he installed his first set. a Crystal detecuor, and on Monday. June IS, he discarded the Crystal set for T1okler Audion. This now makes three receiving stations in the San Jose apartments
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-19
.RUSSAN.DANCER.
GETSBYGUARDS
Feeds Valuable. levels To Pet
Cat and Slips Out Of
Mother Country.

BATUM, Black Sea, Sept. ia
Travellers in and out Of this port,
the center of transit 70 and from
Tilais, Baku and points in Per-
STA, are learning how to circum-
vent some OF the restrictions Of
the Soviet authorities.
There is the case Of the pet cat
OF Xenia. xenia Maklitzoua, an
exponent OF Russian dancing who
is not unknown in Boston aud
other American cities. had to re-
turn to Petrograd on personal
business. This concluded she
came south, and was lately In Ba-
tum anxious to go to TrebiEond
down the coast In Turkish terri.
tory to fulfill a dancing engage
ment. The port authorities sus-
pected she was trying to bid them
farewell, and at the same time
carry away a few of tho Jewels
for which Russia has become
famous. So they began their
game. They detained Xenia
searched her, and took away her
money. Still she would so.
"All right" they said finally,
III you insist; but you can't take
that Angora cat. We have q lit.
tie idea you have fed her Jewels,
and that once aboard the steam.
err"
Tears. xenta shed them copi.
ously, but the shower was in vain.
Then an official said he believed
he would cut the cat open any.
way, then and here.
Whereupon there came to the
front Mr.. Maklitzona, Xenia's
manager. theatrical, diplomatic
and otherwise, and her husband
Let man handle this situation. +.
he declared. Cut the cal
open," he said, but on these
terms: IL jewels arc found in heI
insides you, Mr.. Customs Inspec.
tor can shoot me. II there are
no Jewels, ! will shoot you. There
is the pistol: these are my sport.
ing terms. Go ahead and cut"
But no official could withstand
this evidence Of good faith. He
let them go to Trebizond, ali
three, the dancer, the diplomat
and the cat. He now tells the
stroy on himself, and still insists
the cat carried tho Jewels.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1922-09-19
SMALL BOY INJURED
WHEN AUTOES CRASH


A small son Of John Yates Of
Watson was painfully injured and
his Maxwell car badly damaged
and a Chevrolet auto owned and
driven BY A. j. ,Pones Of this city
wrecked when the two cars collid-
ed ut the corper Of Jackson and
Quincy streets Sunday after
noon. Mr.. Joneswas coming up
Jackson street and Mr.. Yates
down Quincy at the time the acct
dent occurred. The Yates boy
was thrown from the car when
they came together. He was taken
to Dr.. Leroy Towards home on
Quincy street and given first
aid. While his injuries were pain.
ful they were not serious.
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aud All returned homo Sunday
evening
on Vacation Trip
M and Mrs Lawsehce tooth.
man Elliott Springer, DehEel
Miehaels and Miss Grace GLEN
formed an automobile party that
have gone on a vacation trip to
Gettysburg. Va, and other inter.
esting points.
At Cook Hospital
Mrs. Sadie Cr6Yl Carpenter OF
Auburn avenue, who underwent !
severe operation atlCook Hospital
Monday. is doing as well as coull
be expected.
Personals
Mrs. Virginia Fisher OF Blaine
street Is critically III.
Mr.. and Mrs. Zadoc Steele ana
Mr.. and Mrs. W. S. Steele, OF
Little Falls spent Monday with re,
latives here.
Miss Dora Delaney Of Mount
Morris, who was the guest Of Mrs,
L. o. Satserileld several days
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KINCAID

To Hold Country Life Conference.
Plans will soon be completed
for the staging of the first coun-
try life conference to be held in
Monongalia County. The affair
will be held at Halleck September
%, % and "a, under the direction
OF the university extension tliYis-
ion and the Monongalia County
Farm Bureau.
The conference will begin Fri
day evening, September 90 at
1880 and will be In session Until
Sunday evening when the final
meeting will be held. Tho prInci-
pal speakers on these occasions
will include the Rev. Aaron H.
Rapking aud Nat T. Frame.
Personals.
Mrs. Lee Ann Reeves Visited
Fannie Morris recently.
Mrs. Lawrence Blaney and
daughter are the guests Of reIa-
tives here.
Miss Dorothy Moran, who has
been III for several days, is i'm.
proved at this time.
Hays Morris and d. 7. Ashcraft
were business visitors In Morgan
town last week.
H. o. Cunningham, salesman
for the j. R. Watkins products,
has been here for the past week.
Miss Mary Jane Moran visited
at the home OF Ode Moran re-
Gently.
Miss Jennie Jacobs was a bust.
ness visitor at the home of ]. NJ.
Gemas Tuesday.
Guy Williams left for Fair
mont Inst week where he will be
employed IN the mines.
Mrs. John Phillips and children
were guests at the home OF Miss
Jennie Jacobs one day last week.
Mrs. Fannie Morris and Will
bur Reeves were in Fairmont on
business Friday.
Mrs. e. A. williams visited at
the home OF Walter Williams ono
day last week.
Miss Laudla Phillips visited at
the home Of Miss Grace Prickette
Saturday.
DR.. j. W. Hartigan visited at
the home OF Moses Jacobs re-
Gently,
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eALLANeEE Non GUILTY.

Cecil Ballangee OF Bellyiew who
was arrested and taken to Rich
mond, Va, several weeks ago to
stand trial on. a charge OF stealing
clothing valued at S95 from DAN
lei ]. Robinson Of that city has
returned to his home here. the
Virginia court finding him not
guilty as charged and paying all
the expenses OF his trip to the
Virginia city. The plaintiff never
appeared in the case, and all et-
forts to locate the party failed.
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S}ssssfI RRs5is
opn intstnatioaal nl8lxhs coapluy

Duchemin was no more. The
rough tweed walkIng.sult had
been replaced by q blue serge.
The papers OF Andre Duchemiu
were crisp black ashes IN the
fireplace OF the room which Ian.
yard had Just quilted, all but this
letter Of credit; and this last wai
enclosed In an enyelopd TO be
sent to London by registered post
with a covering note to request
that the unpaid balance be for.
ward On French banknotes to
Monsieur Paul Martin. general de-.
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WHAT HUNS PAID

BERLIN, Sept. 1s-The gov
eminent according to the news
papers has paid to the allies,
100000 gold marks as part Of
the installment of 2s,400,000 due
in liquidation Of Germany's, prt-
yate pre-war debts to allied ma
tionals.
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FUNERAL HELD SUNDAY.

The funeral OF Frederick
Pileggi, son of Vincenco PilegLi,
whose death occurred several
days ago at the home OF his par
ents on Market street, was he'd
Sunday morning from the ItaI.
Ian Catholic Church. The tuner !,
was largely attended and the
floral emblems were numerous
and beautiful. Tho child, who
was s years old, was a favorite in
the community in which he resid.
ed. Following the services the
body was buried at Holy Gross
Cemetery by Fred Jenkins.
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E AST SIDE
:-llENYs:.
surnrla. PnrtY

Surprise Party
Mrs. Andy Vandergrift OF VIII.
son street was given surprise
party Saturday evening in. honor
OF her birthday, While Mr.. and
Mrs. yandergrift were down
town the invited guests assembled
at the home bringing a number Of
pfeeeEgs and refreshments 'whtet
them. They were there to greet
her when she returnd.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs,
Andy Hawkins and children, Gem
evieye and James, Mrs. Elizabeth
Hawkins, Mrs. Hattie Wander
gritt and daughter Phyllis. Mr..
and Mrs. Draper Tenant,
Thomas Lake. DenEel Little, Clar-
ence Linn. Glenn Stiles, Miss
Stella Mcdonald, Miss Helen VAN
dergritt, Miss Lena Lake, the
Misses Myrtle and Pearl Linn and
Mr.. and Mrs. Andy Vandergrift
and sons. Harley Andrew ana
Bruce.
10 mOuHS mOTTlS
btr. and Mrs. L. o. Satterfield
and children and Mr.. and Mrs.
s. H. satterfield motored by way
OF Brave, w. Va, to Mount Nor.
ris Sunday where they visited
friends.
To clarksburs
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. L. Mortified
and sons and Mrs. Priscilla Mer-
rifield Of Wilson street motored TO
clarksburg Sunday.
At Little Falls
Mrs. Frank Tichnell and sister,
Mrs. Russell Malone, went to
Little Falls Friday. where they
visited their uncle and aunt, Mr..
and Mrs. Hall McBee. Sunday
Mr., Tichnell, Mrs. Malone anil
Mrs. j. H. Steele motored down
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HERE ARE THE
COLD FACTS!
MILES M. DAWsON& SON
Consulting Actuaries
% West 44th Street. New York

including reserve, is 11e
We also certify that the arrre.
gate reserve computed as above are
at least equal to the aggregate tabn-
lar reserve computed by the Ameri- :
can Experience Table and four per
cent. on the Select and Ultimate
method for all the certificates
values by US. Z.
FrateFnally submitted.
MILES NJ. DAWSON & SON,
Consulting Actuartes.S
Dec. 81, 1891 Juns 80. 1922
reserve S662,s37.9e $692.5e2.0Oi
Surplus 11o,sss.77 1874, 00s.50
Percentage of
solvensy l1TsSss 1ls.sssS
GAIN
from December 81, 1921, to June so.
1929:
Reserve ....................S2S, $500
Surplus ..................,. 14,i0s.53
Percentage of solvency 1.O63ss
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CHAPTER XII
Travels with an AssIsln

Lanyard, gray with dust and
WEAKNESS of twenty leagues OF
heavy walking, trudged into the
sleeping streets OF the town of
Tournemire and purchased a tick.
ct for Lyons.
AS the engine began to snort, a
man darted from behind the tiny
structure that housed the ticket.
Office, galloped heavily across the
platform, and with nothing to spare
threw himself int the compart.
ment Immediately behind Ian.
yard
This maneuver was performed so
nexpectedly that Lanyard caught
barely q glimpse Of the fellow:
but one glimpse was enough. 1t
had failed to assesinate the then
had failed to assisinate the then
Andre puchemin more than three
weeks ago.
Lyons fortune favored Ian.
yard The station was well
thronged, O. circumstance which
enabled him to keep inconspicuous
u close to his victim. Furthermore
DUPONT was obviously looking for
somebody. and SO distracted.
Presently q shabby, furtive little
rat of a man nudged his elbow, and
Dupont followed him to a corner.
Lanyard secured a berth and
vent about his business profoundly
inystitted. Beyond shadow Of fair
doubt Dupont was up to some new
deyilment, but Lanyard would DO
surprised II its nature failed to
develop on tho train or at least up.
on its arrival in Paris the next
morning.
ttwas no later than seven in
The evening when he left a room
which he had engaged in a hotel
md left It a changed man.
The pointed beard Of Monsieur
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lAs, week, returned home satur-
fday
John Barnes 81 state street has
been quite IN for several DAYS
Nj. and Mrs. William Malone
and SON Edward Of Grafton were
guests OF Mr.. and Mrs Dorsey
Pople Sunday.
Mrs. Shelby Kinkead OF Morg-
antoYn avenue has returned from
a visit Of two weeks with rela-
tives at Morgantown.
Mrs. j. b. Carlow and little
son Of Reeves avenue are visiting
relatives at Buckhannon.
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nEnREAsE eAoWNl

WASHINGTON. Sept. a. IA
crease In the number Of cars load.
I'd with hltuminous coal Is Shown
Ia reports for last Friday received
Ifrom the carriets BY the associa,
tion Of railway executives.
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August 8, 1922.
Grand Lodge OF Vest Virginia,
Ancient Order United Wnrkmen.
Wheeling, W. Va.

Gentlemen:
This will certify that we have COM
pleted the valuation of your insur-
ance in force on June 80, 1899, as
per schedule OF the same supplied
us. Faluing all insurance issued prior
to December 81, 1920 by the A. o.
u. w. (5) Mortality Table and four
per cent. interest and all insurance
issued after December 81, 1920, by
the American Experience Table and
four per cent. interest and the Sci.
ect and Ultimate Method and that
the correct reserve, as OF June 80,
1892 so computed, is S692,562.O0.
AS the total admitted assets report
cd to US by you were upon said
date 0,5S6.44 and the outstand-
ing liabilities were S14,014.94, 1t fol-
lows that there is net surplus as
OF that date Of $134,009.5O, and that
the ratio Of your assets to liabilities,
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1922-07-25
SEEK TO GROW 42O
VARIETIES ON TREE
CALIFORNIA PLANT WIZARD
ENGAGED IN 5000 SIMULTA-
NEOUS EXPERIMENTS.

SANTA ROSA, GAIA cherry
tree bearing APO separate and distinct
species of the fruit! Sounds like the
dream of rabid agricultural tuturist'
In reality it is just one of the many
unusual experiments that Luther Bur
bank, American plant wizard, is con
Quoting in an effort to improve the
species.
More than 5000 experiments are be-
ing carried on simultaneously by bur
bank. who at the age of 70, is contln-
uing his work of adding to the world S
agricultural wealth with unabated2yi-
gor.
Two thousand of these plant prob
lens have been successfully completed
and are ready for distribution through
out the world. They cover wide
range of flora from artichokes, which
bloom the year around, to new species
of seedess plumbs, cherries and other
fruits and vegetables.
CONTRARY to the general belief. l
don't think much of crossing species
to secure new varieties, he said
Most of my work is done by. selecc-
ton. raising a large number OF seed
ings and selecting the better ones
Commenting on his health, BurDallh
believes that much of his present VlgoT
is due to abstinence from drink and
tobacco. Although a confirmed bache--
Tor. he refuses to state whether or not
this fact is responsible for his present
unf1urried disposition.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1922-07-25
CLAIM TO JERUSALEM
SANCTUARY BY ITALY
WOULD SAVE "CENACULUM,'
WHERE THE LORDS LAST
SUPPER TOOK PLACE.

ROME, Italy.-The vatican is max
ing strenuous efforts to save for
Christianity, if not all Palestine, at
least the sanctury of the "cenacuum"
in Jerusalem, where the Lords last
supper took place The publication of
the French and English white books
on Palestine, reafirming the decision
to make Palestine the national home
of the Hebrews, and the white book
Of the American congress approving
this determination caused deep dis
appointment in vatican circles.
The vatican is watching closely For
eign Minister Schanzer's negotiations
in London concerning the sanctuary
of the "cenaculum," which is claimed
by Italy. The Corriere Della Sera, a
Catholic newspaper, maintains that the
sanctuary is the private property of
the king of Italy and for this reason,
despite the fact that it has a mandate
over Palestine, England has no juris-
diction over the holy place.
The newspaper supports its argu-
ments by quoting history;
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"In the year 1888" says the paper,
King Robert of Naples bought the
sanctuary and placed therein group
OF minor friars, who later bought from
the king the surrounding land, where
they built monastery. In 1852, the
sultan conhscated the property and
turned the sanctuary into a mosque,
but during the Versailles conference
Italy demanded the restitution of the
property to Italy's king, who was en-
titled to it as the heir to the king of
Naples.
The demand was recognized as
just and in 1910 the sultan, by a special
edict, returned the property to the
king, but when the English govern
ment was asked to approve the sui
tan's action, which was meant to right
an ancient wrong, it refused, saying
the matter must be decided by an &C.
clesiastical committee"
The vatican is now relying on Sig
nor Schanzer's ability to obtain the
sanctuary for the king, who is expect
ed to donate it to some religious or
der.
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He charged that the governor was
covertly using the method to popular
ize his administration as a financial
success He assailed the governor as
"a pigmy, who has broken faith with
the people of Georgia on every posi-
bic occasion.
Senator Lasseter's Attitude.
Senator Lasseter, the next speaker,
said:
81 happen to be one of the rs sena-
tors who voted to repeal the present
tax law. l agree that the governor
made bad statement. l don't boast OF
my character, but what little l have
he can't hurt. | believe that we are
taking this matter entirely too serious
". We should not condemn him here
on the floor of the senate, but il we
have a grievance we should go to him
personally and tell him of it.
"He is the governor of this state,
and as such he should not be sub
iect to this criticism may add, how
ever, that I'll never cast another vote
for Thomas w. Hardwick."
81 voted for repeal of the equaliza--
ton law" declared Senator Pope, "and
| have no apologies to make. But am
fair enough to the governor to con-
strue his language in such way as
not to make it applicable to myself.
1t was drastic language, to say the
least. and if he meant thrust at the
character of any member OF the senate
then | say his speech was unworthy
of the governor of the state. But do
not believe he meant it that way.
Golucke's Position.
Senator Golucke asserted that he
didn't feel like the governors Ian
puage applied to him. Il construe 1t
This way," he stated. "The man who
would vote for repeal of the tax law
and leave Georgia without anything
in its place is the man he character
ize"
Senator Boykin stopped Senator
Golucke in the midst OF his speech
with this question:
"If the governor had taken this poo-
sition on the equalization law. in his
last race do you think he would have
been elected?"
Il do not" answered Mr. Golucke.
81 should say not he wouldn't have
carried thirty-five counties, Senator
Bovkin said as he took his seat.
Senator Thomas told the senate he
did not believe the governor had been
quoted correctly in the newspapers
He said he did not believe any press
report on any subject for the reason
that he had no confidence in newspa-
(pers or newspaper reporters.
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DISREGARD FOR LAW
OUR GREATEST PROBLEM
Lenroot Says 1t Will Cause Ruin and
Anarchy if Not Checked.

OCEAN GROVE, N. disregard
for the law is the greatest problem
that America now faces, constituting a
menace which if unchecked spells an
archv and ruin, declared United States
Senator Lenroot, of Wisconsin, IN an
address made at the Ocean Grove In
dependence day celebration.
Senator Lenroot urged observance
of the Volstead law and deplored the
tendency of the people to. spit ihto
groups, Declaring his belief in the
T;ghts of labor to organize, he said.
ssThe shocking occurrences recently
in the coal strike region in Illinois
should arouse us to action. To quit
work is a right, :5;;..s labor must I'M
derstand that the right to work is
inst as sacred Neither tyranny OF cap
ital nor tyranny of labor will be tot
Grated in America.
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Boy and His Dog Pal
i'8.a~ Are Not to Be arted
Animal Companion of 1o-Year-Old
Lad Sent With Him to Mission.

NEW YORK, N. Y.-Rags is a
dog; he is not much of dog as dogs
90, but he fills the heart and has been
the constant companion of little Tom
nv, a lad of 10 years, ever since
Tommy was 4.
Tommy never knew his real parents,
and when his foster mother IN Brook
lyn died his foster father loaned HIM
around until he finally lived across the
East river in Manhattan with a tos-
ter aunt. But no matter where lom-
NV went he always had Rags.
Recently Tommy attracted the at,
tention of an agent of the Childrens'
society because of his half starved ap-
pearance. When the society found out
who Rags was and what he meant to
little Tommy, Rags was gathered in,
too. 1t was decided that Tommy
would be sent to a mission so that he
would be reared into a good citizen.
But what to do with Rags that was a
question. Perhaps justice slipped the
blindfold off her eyes, because a spe-
cial writ of commitment was drawn
by Justice Edward F. Boyle, OF the
childrens court, so that Rags could
still be with his master. So now Tom
NV can become a good citizen without
losing his only standby of six years,
and Rags will wax fat and bring cheer
to the other little boys in the mission.
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GOVERNOR IS BITTERLY
ASSAHED BY SENATORS
GOVERNORS REPLY.

In brief statement issued be-
fore the senate adjourned Governor
Hardwick said:
81 was not aiming at members
of the legislature, but bigger fish.
However, some members of the
senate seem to indicate BY their re-
marks that they really wish to de-
stroy revenue without replacing it
from any source. If the cap fits any
of them they can wear it.
What l said is true and applied
to anybody who takes that position
although l had assumed that re-
sponsible members of the general
assembly would not destroy our
present revenues without proposing
some adequate and sufficient sub
stitute. l had at least hoped that
no member of the general assem-
bly, charged with the responsible
ty of his office would take so de-
structive a position and it is with
keen regret that l am forced to
conclude that some of them do"
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1922-07-25
KNOWLES IS APPOINTED
CUTHBERT POSTMASTER

H. ]. Knowles has been appointed
postmaster at Cuthbert, and will sue
coed Mrs. J. B. Bussey, who has held
the office rs years. No fight against
his confirmation is expected. Mr..
Knowles is a native of Illinois, but
moved to Cuthbert about Is years ago.
For several years he has been engag-
ed in the dairy business.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1922-07-25

coNsNhNSN OlklNOs
Eenator Johns, of the Twenty-sev-
H. took the floor. After reviewing
governors attack he said he had
greatest respect for constituted au-
out he continued, 81 cannot have
Ipect Tor constituted authority when
authority has prostituted its Of
sL Johns called attention to Gov
Hardwick's attacks during the
wal on the centralizing of United
~ government powers.
kdIow here he comes" he continued,
1??egins to centralize powers in
wi and undertake to brow-beat
I'm VINO do not help him.
me governor said 4 will use a
m GIoom. | will abolish the boards.
es ~ 'e 5ddce the taxes. ! am the state.
IT,, =; IVV Legislative members are
H. H. Johns said he was surprised
H. ne read in the newspapers We'd
by ny morning that the state of Geor-
4@u been "kiting" its finances.
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WON'T SHE FEEL BAD?

Missus Dix,
Mother of six,
Will be on hand for Baby Week.
Missus Noodle
Keeps a poodle
No one her advice will seek.