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Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
Usually So.

"Whom does the baby resemble?
'If am correctly Informed. he gets
his beautiful eyes from my wife's fam
Uy and his weak chin from mine."-
Judge
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

Maybe the reason 50 many vo
Insist upon eating things that
agree with them is because they
an argument so.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

Content lodges oftener in cot
than palaces.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
READY FOR THE CAKE-EATERS
Alton Roberts. Chairman OF Legion
Committee fer Reception of Guests,
Lands Choice Recipe.

TIE man who made a "cake-eater' i
Of Marshal Foch during the Inarshars
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17
RETURNS TO THE F00TLlGHTS
David Gardiner, Former Doughboy,
After Months in Hospital, Re-
sumes Theatrical Work.

From matinee darling to doughboy
in the trenches is a long step. From
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

a tattered and weather-stained national
flag The post had protested against
such treatment of the flag. The county
commissioners had replied, "If you
want that flag replaced hire a couple
OF steeple jacks yourselves"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1922-06-17

A canvass OF the senate at Wash
iugtou Of the supporters Of the Nc
Cumber bonus bin proved conclusive
BY that the biil is certain to pass.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
THE CASE is STRONGER THAN THEY REALIZE
TNE Portland Telegram carried the following editorial
n

friday:
% IT s e np S r Of ss s
M el ] @oEGopea ] eod @ ] 5"PpG more 10 % % h tb % h @ % oT @ n M
Forty
hay nye %0 %on @ @cres @ 3 Of e We m% @ at can ] DS ] @ @ WITS I S
would agricultural backing for population in
Kansas Nebraska washington and equal to at of Montana Idaho Ha
Colorado combined There are but twmwo state" IN the Union ~ nave
Irritation on scale such as this is no ncful project Yh
strictly business basis the soil has Yielded abundant
crops so great and SO % profitable pie ha & for dividend widen rang Purposes FI
land value Of $3.50 per For saldenng amn "
there nothing fancifu about such irrigation de-
velopmen The reclamation road is well charted is easy to
ascertain the character of soil to if worth recamng
to ascertain what water will do to such land ana what
the results of irrigation will do The main thing not to have
The Portland paper underestmaes rather than overes
mates possibilities of such development The biggest thing
Portands program Just is the Umatla rapids project
It an ideal project in that it calls for power ana
that people chiefly interested each passing
eIecrfaon Of the railroads into Seattle is going to torce
elecrcaton of the o. W. r. N If we are to hold our own
for railroads when have better of going
waste We should have water power developed and then
won't be dependent on coal miners or mine operators
The old argument that power development must await settle
ment that will produce market for power is IN the discard
The market exists The deserts lie waiting for water that
may pumped the railroads mpng because of faulty tu
ell supply industry penazed by the high price of coal and
the home owner pays needless tribute for ue Tor heating
cooking purposes Henry Ford seeking power supply
not invite him northwest? Develop and there
will be no of market if the work done should bel
market power generated by shoe string companies hat
seek minimum development and maximum rates.
Let Portland look toward the interior with the
ness they look the and the will soon be
The thing only possible it is inevitable The only point
involved how long shall delay capitalization OF our
resources
The highway commission having road TO Grant
county discovered be the worst road the state highway
map they admit that fact surely expect them to
heartily securing forestry FUNDS for the road
no state money available. What action and
should be had quickly people reG of waiting 1t is in
the cards get this and another
the red tape can be unwound with sufficient speed.
Gamma Walska Frenchwoman that American make
the best mates Notice the word mate He is gentleman
who takes orders from the captain
Just as people take their vacations the blank blank
weather turns delightfully."- cool at home
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

NJ'
The best time to have a fight with
your wife is on payday.

your Wl1e Is on pa! Gay.
Corn-on-the-co Is back aGcordine
to dry cleaners.
A man with two cork legs could dc
some of thee new dance steps.
Sometimes it looks as IL beer an(
light wines were near; but distance
on water is deceiving.
Be careful where you put your
confidence and you won't lose t..
When the boss gets back from his
vacation he finds everyone rested.
Two can live cheapst than one but
not as fast.
Health hint If you have weak
heart don't read the new tariff.
Wouldn't il be great if the con-
sumers could work at it only eight
hours n day?
There is always bright side. If
the trains ston, vacationists can't send
post cards hack.
Taxicab made horse run away in
Chicago. Looks as if in Chicago Il
horse would scare taXicab
If, rs Doyle SAYS, there isn't any
he'll, we should like to know what
this summer is as hot as.
Things could be worse. Suppose
you lived in China whore people who
bnthe are called dudes?
cause he is a joke.
suitap Of Turkey is broke. Ought
to let his wives take in washing.
When daughter eats onions at sup
per father knows he can have the
porch swing for once.
If You don't believe times are bet
ter, silk shirts are going up.
New York hraPs she convicts more
criminals. Look at her chances.
July has had several earthqnakcS.
Maybe they were caused by June
brides first biscuits.
Most OF these mon longing for the
GOOD old days kick when they wait
ten minutes for Il car.
The main trou' a. with the girl of
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
MALE DRESS REFORM is
ON THROUGHOUT LONDON


LONDON, July PA male dress
reform is in full swing in London.
Sticltlers for correct dress are now
striving to displace dinner jackets fot
evening wear and insist unnn males
appearing at evening functions in full
Gv' 0ing dress.
What with the Londoner's predi-
lection for silF-hatted business at
no, and frocr-coated afternoon at
tire and correct river dress, and grey
topner racing garh, and "plus four"
"o'f'r" OUTFITS It lo''s like dire days
for those who haNpnt a wardrobe.
American male v'sito"sutO London,
however. are shockinG the natives and
demonstrating Their freedom from the
s'7Verv Of clothes by wearing "civiliz-
cd garments
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

The weights OF fleeccs, obtained
from sheep varies greatly with the In
diyidualS i'm the flock. II the flock
81 as culicd each year disposiuE o. all
animais that did not come u., To the
flock avcra=e OF fleece wcicht the
turn IN wool would De- greatly in
creased. Individual nocis have
shown as much Us % four pound i'm
cr..sc in the average weight OF fleece
over a period of eight years when this
practice has been carried out.-O. \.
q. Experiment station.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

decision which prevented a fight. Be
yond Umatilla early this morning a
number of men sgnaled the passenger
train coming east. 1t stopped and on
board into one car piled six men and
several more ahead. Conductor Nit
chell demanded fares and it being not
forthcoming, the men were ordered to
alight This order was not obeyed and
when it was insisted on there was an
immense number of oaths and threats
to fight. The conductor succeeded in
forcing the men to get of fthe train
Gus Schroeder is again in Pendle-
ton having come all the way out from
New York to run a thrashing engine
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

the MERGED and sam Joaquin rivers
20 san Francisco from which city
the ocean voyage commenced. A.
letter received by local man "a
snort time ago from Horst tells of
his safe arrival.
The Waukeen was propelled by a
50 horsepower motor, II Is said 10
be unsuitable owing to air tanks
built in the frame work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
SUBSCRIPTION RATES

ON ADVANCED
Daily, one year, by mail .:................$6.00
Daily, six months, by mail .,............ 800
Daily, three months, by mail ..-.....-. ]
Daily, one month by mail ................ 80
Daily. one year by carrier ..............-- a.5V
Daily, six months by carrier .......... 3.75
Daily, three months by carrier........ l.95
Daily, one month, by carrier............ .65
Semi Weekly, / year by mail ........-. 200.
Semi Weekly, six months by mail. LOO
Semi Weekly. three months by mail so
Telephone
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

Whenever / sit in my dentists chair
And that is regular task with me-
Before | open to let him stare
know right well what he's going to
see;
know the phrase he will spring
on mo
When he's probed and pried and peer
ed about,
This he will utter most gleefully:
There is a tooth that is coming
out!'
Others with courage may venture
y there,
Others from pain are forever free;
Men5and children and women fair
Come and go without surgery,
But ever victim ! must be
Copyright, 1922,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

TIL" main trou'.c with the girl of
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
GOES FROM SEATTLE TO
SAN FRANCISCO IN FIFTY
FOOT 'UNSINKABLE' BOAT

MODESTO. Cal, July 24.-tA p
The arrival Of Professor G. ".
Horst. OF the manual arts depart
ment OF the local Hiimer high school
NJ Seattle recently completes his re-
marISahle journey from SAN Francis
CO TO that city IN a 5o-foot motor
boat. Horst was accompanied hN
only one man. The boat christened
..lyaukeen." was constructed entirely
bv members OF the schools manual
arts department under the direction
Of Hos
Thef fboat was launched on the
aferced .siper here June :, travelling
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24

oday is She refuses 20 act like the
girl of yesterday.
only way to live long is by keep
ing busy" says centenarian We
know u boy VINO will never see 25.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
for Gillette brothers. He was i'll their
employ last season.

Henry Pierce said harvesting com
menced this noon on the Pierce and
Lewis fields. They are using a COM
bined harvester horse power and eX-
pect to cut about 80 acres a day.
John Armstrong is acting marshal
while Marshal Means is in Portland.
Ed Weaver and wife and John f.
Robinson and wife e~tcamping at
Kamela.
Charles Schwald's fruit wagon WAS
demolished in front of Roudolph Mar
tins store by one of II. Kopittke and
Co. s. big dray teams which ran away.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
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Entered at the post office at Pendle-
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
q YEARS AGO


Two parties of cyclis,s madr long
trips yesterday. One consisting of f.
Il. Mitchell, Dave Ingram, II. F. John
son, Ralph Folsom and r. #. Wams-
Icy, riding to spring Hollow above
Pilot Rock and the other Messers A.
ID. Stillman and Joseph ELL going to
Mcacham
j. =. OBrien appointed by Major
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-07-24
([EISt F01KS1
"A 6y Ed6afA. Guest JnRl
t6 us-s.a
THE BALLADE OF DENTISTRY

OF his forceps strong and his muscle
stout;
This is the burden of his decree:
There is a tooth that is coming
OUT"
have his lecture by heart, swear,
| can recite it from A to u:
"Pporrhea will gray your hair,
Fill your body with misery:
Rheumatigm will swell your knee,
Grave neuritis will follow gout---
Gas or local which one?" says he,
There is a tooth that Is coming out"
Ienvoi.
Prince, / willingly pay his fee,
Never his Judgment wise | doubt,
But few times more may he say to me: :
There is a tooth that is coming
out!'
~ A \
The New York herald., 1922-03-12

GIcNTLENfAN's COUNTRY ESTATE.
will be sacrificed W sale can be made before
April 1: an opportunity OF this kind seldom
presents itself: located In tho beautiful
hills OF Morris county, near Oak Ridge; l52
acres, with large lake frontage: is room
house with baths. white and mahogany
trim throughout. steam beat. electric light.
large stone and frame barn and garage. COW
barn. icehouse, plenty OF fruit trees: in per-
feet condition: can be bought for less than
cost OF constructing the house.
KRAEMEE,
77s Broad 81. Newark. n. ].
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
Csauecsse,ss.

ATTRACT1VELY furnished houses con-
veni~nces: beautiful loca ton facing sound,
splendid beach; near station. $500 TO 81 200
CIIATTAWAY. Milford, Conn.
FOX RENT, furnished. June I TO Oct /.
handsome house at Shippax Point Stanf-
ford, Conn: Is rooms. four bwrhs two en-
garage; every convenience; $4,000. Telephone
LEE. Riverside 5000.
LARGE white house. furnished, three baths
garage. attractive grounds. reasonable:
seven room cottage. all improvements, long
season. 800. A. u. FTNNEY, Sound Beach
Conn. Tel. las.
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
Long Island.
SUBURBAN HOMES WANTED.

WANT to rent by May i. z rooru cottage.
unfurnishsd. with garden. IN WESTCHES-
TER COUNTY. Write, giving FULL PAR
TICULARS. price, DC. ID 22.i Herald, Her.
aid 40.
WANTED TO rent by middle aged (Christianl
couple, small house. south sde Long Is
land Address box ji2. Plainfteld, y. J.
WANTED to rent. refined. established, pay
ing boarding house. suburbs. eiIs Her.
aid, $50 broadway.
8 or 10 room house with bath. IN country.
for permanent residence. rent must be rea-
sonable. oHLSoS. 33s SD ST.. Brooklyn.
N. "
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
FACTORIES FOR SALE OR RENT.

BRICK FACTORY situated at West Orange.
". j.. equipped wits railroad siding and
steam boiler. contains about y 600 squa ro
feet Of space. can be purchased for 500 oo0 /:
teru5 To be arranged. WM. II. BLOOD
GOOD; sole agents. brokers protected. Bridge
llaza, Long Island city.
FACTORIES for rent: 1900 square feet;
floors, 1900 feet each. bank vaults on
each floor; all or separate; modern build-
Ing. sprinklered, elevator, electricity, heat:
bradley Buildings. iith St aud Vernon ay.,
Long Island City. eight minutes from Grand
Central Station. two blocks from all SUBJ
Beekman #. New York. Phone 1901 Beck
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
New York

LAKE GEORGE. y. y..rurnisned cottage.
Is rooms. baths, electric lights gnrase
lake shore: also smaller cottage fs looms .
electricity, garage. G. III. FUTILE, 81 Mas
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
SUMMER RESIDENCES WANTED.

RESPONSIBLE young married couple, no
children, desires 10 lease nicely furnished
bungalow IN Westchestsr county. prefer
renting from private owner: at once or FOR
summer season; references exchanged. State
terms and particulars, L Il 135 Herald. $50
B'way.
WOULD like TO get IN touch with party who
VIII rent modern place mt Seabrght from
about August - To end of season. Write or
phone =. r. SwENSoN. 81 c.Ienslde road
South Orange. y. J. So. Orange 626
BUNGALOW or cottage. water front; COM
fnuting distance; moderate rent. Room
9i4. Tribune Building
NSNTEp-1for summer mouths small house
IN ARDSLEY PARK, ARDSLEY on HUp-
spN, or yicinities- J. w. MORGAN. 81 W.
18th 81.
WANTED-Five room bungeIoyy- within com
fnuting dfstanee, for summer Address
c. ]. D., 3Ss West Both ST.. New York city
The New York herald., 1922-03-12

$4,000. terms TO suit. buys n beautiful gen.
tleman's all year country home at Engle-
wood. N. j.: 10 rooms. baths. showers.
3 toilets. all modern improvements, reno
waited and redecorated this year. car ga
rage. chicken houses, hotbed, Toulouse.
every kind of fruit and berries: situated in
acre beautiful laid out park Call
OWNER. 420W Enslewood, y. r..
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
WestcIiest,

NEW I:OCIflELiE.-in charming residential
park. convenient to two stations: tastefully
furnished house; eight rooms. two baths.
garage. garden: use OF tennis court: rent
$500 monthly: May 10 to September 10 Tel.
800 New Rochelle, or write Y 2t5s Herald
2SO Byyay
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
REAL EsTATE-oUT OF CITY.
Flerida--Safe or Kent.
FLORIDA
THE GROWING, OF

THE GROWING OF THE
TEMPLE ORANGE
~ . Very profitable. sound. CONNIE ercial
business. Y IS being developed by TEMPLE
TERRACES. INC, and is backed By citrus
men or integrity and standing and viii
bear the closest investigation from any
angle. The orange Itself is the peer Of
them al IN beauty and delicious flavor and
brings the highest price.
IT Is THE HIGHEST CLASS CITRUS DE
NEl-OPMENT IN FTORrDA-SoNE LIKE
lI-SONE To COMPETE WITH 1T.
Ihe groves are being planted and cared
TOT by the buckeye Nurseries of Tampa,
tla., the laragest citrus nurseries in the
world. This III itself assures successful,
profitable results
Payments are spread over six years, and
rive TO ten acres win return a good income
for life: let us outline II 10 YOU.
TEMPLE TERRACES, INC,
40 East 41st ST. Murray Hill 6o40
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
REAL ESTATE TO EXCHANGE.
ATTRACTIVE 81 ACRE
COUNTRY ESTATE


Known the Mohawk Farm
Located or. main highway, - miles ont I.
miles from Tarmingdale. 3 miles from Hicks
= Very cozy. has just been remodeied, con-
'alns all the latest modern appliances, large
sun parlor. piazzas; farmers house usf-
buildings include COW barn. stables. uirgeries
and chicken houses and runs; new orcha rd
with all Kinds Of fruits and shfubs sii.- Il
OF every description. EXCHANGE Tor first
Class apartment house In Brooklyn: VIII add
SUBSTANTIAL suns amount of cash. For further de-
tails address j. q. vENETOS, 37g washing
on ay, Bklyn Telephone Prospect 1900.
EXCHANGING all classes Of realty a spo-
ciaityi have several improved and uniIn-
70 500 oo0 in cash, for first cas- ~ MsSSsi s9go
tan properties AMOS LAMPACAR, Iiy
broadway.
FIFTY new tax exempt cottages ready for
or income. WALTER. j. SMITH. 1ss Mon
iagne 81. Brooklyn.
FREE and clear. rental 81. 1000: price sio0-
wv. Newark lori building; exchange city
or country. WALTER SMITH, ISs Montague
ST. Brooklyn.
,hlGH class Riverside Drive apartment
hotse; rental $50. coo n year, nets S.2po0
year WIN take In part payment for a
private dwelling on tho West Side below
llosh st." or high class Fiatbush residence
property brokers protec.>s. Apply COOP
WIN & GOODWIN. go Lenox az.
srLENpID residence overlooking Hudson
for sale 70 minutes from Times sq-are.
price asked 5000: equity in property
$4,000; willing to exchange v ith shore prom
erty or other property in the Oranges. viii
lnr 10 leave q years second mortgage for
$4,000; balance cash Or e,luity in other
property; property In first class condition
q real residence. with servants quarters and
spacious garage. Particulars, Z. O. b., III
WeehawScu. y. T.
WILL ADD CASH
with desirable taxpayer and apartment sites.
exchange for tax exempt apartment Manhat-
tan Bronx. SHAW, ROCKWELL, G.
gIOL
WILL. exchange beautiful country home over-
looking tho Great South Dny for AIanhat-
tan business, income property; value $4,000
Z. J. MfERIELEES. if0 W. 40tl st., y. y
city.
20 free and clear lots IN the city Of Yonkers.
Nli exchange my equity for income prop
erty above one mortgage. MCINTYRE, J4G
West fssth.
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
Massachusetts.
EAPE. Con- MASS

BERKSHIRE HILLS.-ESTATES.
Furnished houses for rent or sale WHEEL
Err & TAYLOR. GREAT HARRINGTON,
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
New Hampsbir~--sale or Rent.

AT Spofford. \. H.-Fino completely fur
nished cottage and all modern improve
ments. with other buildings, and beautiful
shady grounds 500 feet on Lake Spofford: !:
this property ndjons Pine Grove Springs
Hotel property: viii sell at great bargain "
taken at once. Address Il. G.. CLARK, 21S0
North av.. Bridgeport. Conn.
The New York herald., 1922-03-12

GLEN RIDGE, NEW JERsEY-Largs. beau
tiful home, frame and shingie construction,
30x70 feet surrounded by two acres Of
lawns. shrubbery and gardens; large. wide
verandas: southery EXPOSURE. ground floor
has large reception hall, library, music
room, sitting room, with lavatory. dining
room, buffers pantry, kitchen; fine cellar,
with laundry, toilet. hot water heating fur
mace, &C.
Second floor has four masters rooms with
two baths: also two servants rooms and
bath: third floor unfinished; easily divided
into four bedrooms house has quartered oak
trim and floors throughout electric lights.
garage for three cars. five rooms and bath
for chauffeur's family.
Glen Ridge Is but 10 miles from New York
and miles from Newark; Lackawanna and
Erie railroads offer quick and frequent SER
vice.
House Is situated in exclusive residential
district on an avenue OF beautiful homes
and spacious grounds. Write OWNER, Post
office box 246. Glen Ridge, New Jersey, for
appointment 70 see home.
The New York herald., 1922-03-12
FACTORY SACRIFICE.
Price X3J. .Ofo worth Ni0n nn0


FACTORY SACRIFICE.
Price $1,000: worth 100000
owner forced 10 SELL acres. az ELTZ-
ABETH; buildings 1T,ooo so. II. floor space:
sailroad siding and loading platform; boiI-
once For fuii Dserptisn. a; 49, p03'e's''" :"
H. J.. PATTERSON. INC,
2is Droad st.. Elizabe,b. y. j.
FOR lease for a period of 20 years.
plot containing e0.ooo square feet IN tho
business section % jamaica: served with
siding from the J.. n. r. situated at
Canal -. ana TIE l.. ]. X. y. WM. v.
BLOODGOOD 4 co; sole agent: brc kcrs
protected Fridge Plaza. Long Island city.
FACTORY TO LET.--s.O0o . IT. of floor
sl,as'e ,luppea ifh so uiacbine stards. ais,
goods manufacturer. located IN Newark y.
J, rent reasonable. Address 2i76 Herald,
2sa B'way.
FACTORY cPAcE. BRoNx-Finesi factory
and office space; modern fireproof; cement
structure; light OH all sides building 50x20os
DAVIS r LAWRENCE Co, Bronx Boue-
ward. 23sth It.
FOR SALE = Factory FAC East 5ed st.
1900 50. II. = strong. well lighted, good
condition. elevator, heat, wired for power
and light: man on premises. p C. DE
WITT. 5l2 5th av. Longacre sIts.
GIVING: up business. obliged 20 sell daylight
factory best shipping and labor district
Of Bronx, tremendous sacrifice for quick ac-
tion. lttc cash required ATTORNEY.
room iSsd. Ia Nassau 81
NEWARK AND SUBURBS.
y ISnrsTnLN. PLANTs.
IN sizes. Prices. -
send FOR List.
I<IAEAIER.
40 Broad 81. Newark, y. y.