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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

A farmer saw a boy plucking APP
pies from one of his best apple
trees. He tried to catch him, but
the boy was too quick for him, so
the farmer changed his tactics.
Come here, my little son. he
said, in soft voice, with a pretend.
ed friendiness, "come here to me a
minute. l want to tell you some
thing"
r. "Not likely" replied the bov.
little fellows like me don't need to
know everything."--El Paso Times,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
New York Money

New York, Sept. 28.-Call money
-Firmer High and last loan, 5
per cent: low and ruling rate, Az
per cent; closing bid, 5 to 81 per
cent; call loans against accept
ances, ~ per cent.
Time loans-Firm Mixed coll
lateral, 60 and 80 days. AZ to Az
per cent; four and six months, AZ
per cent; prime commercial paper.
AZ to AZ per cent.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

firmer early and then eased some
what.
Provisions reflected declines in
the hog market.
Closing prices:
Wheat - Sept, $1.11; Dec,
s1.04H; May. $l.0S.
Corn-Sept,, 6SB C.; Dec, 59Ac;
May, 61&c.
Oats-Sept., 41hc; Dec, S7Ac;
May, $3.50.
Lard-oct., st1.O7; JAM $3.50.
Ribs-Sept., 5000; Oct. $10.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
PRODUCE
Chicago.

Chicago, Sept. 2S-Butter-Mar-
ket unchanged.
Fggs-Market unchanged. Re-
ceipts 4,614 cases.
Poultry-Alive, higher. Fowls,
13@21c; springs, 19c: roosters, lac.
Potatoes - Market steady on
whites, weak on other stocks. Re
ceipts lis cars. Total U. 5. ship
ments, 1,2S7 cars. Wisconsin, Min
nesota sacked round whites, S1.O0
@1.1O cwt.; same bulk, COCO $l.oO
cwt.; Minnesota sacked Early
Ohios, $1.00 cwt.; Minnesota sack
ed Red river Ohios. $1.OO "a l.l0
cwt.: South Dakota bulk Early
Ohios, 95c@$1.00 cwt.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
COUGHS DISTURB SCHOOL
WORK

School teachers should give the
same advice to children who have
coughs as this Florida teacher. Il
recommended Foley's Honey and
Tar to the children in my school
who I'd the flu and good results
came whenever It was used" writes
Mrs. L. Armstrong. Okeechobee,
Florida. Foley's Honey and Tar
contains no opiates--ingredients
printed on the wrapper. Stood the
test of time serving three genera
tons. Quickly relieves colds
coughs and Group, throat. chest and
bronchial trouble. Sold every
where.-Adv.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
1rODAY'S BEST 1rlHIOUGNT

What is the tongue in the mouth Of mortals? Say
This but the key that opens wisdom's door;
While that is closed, who may conjecture, pray
If thou sellest jewels or the pedler's store?
Silence is mannerly--so deem the wise,
But in the fitting time use language free;
Blindness of judgment just in two things lies
TO speak unwished, speak unseasonably.'
sad.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
Hardly.

Two Irishmen who We're old
friends met in the street one day.
Sure, l met a man last week,
and, bedad, I'd have sworn it was
yourself said one.
And wasn't it," replied the
other.
"Divil Bit" replied the first.
But he was your very image. bar
rim he was a trifle gray. / suppose,
now, We haven't twin brother 4
few years older than yourself ~
Kansas City Star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

An embryonic Edison has invented
cuspidor with removable paper lining
that facilitates cleaning. A genius
whose mind runs to cuspidors probably
foresees the day when no home will be
complete without one in every room.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

Kansas City. Sept. 2S.--Wheat--
No. 2 hard, $1.oS@1.1S; No. red,
$1.10@ LIP. ...
Corn-No. white, 60iac; No. 2
yellow, 62@62Ac,
Hay--Alfalfa 81 higher. Choice
alfalfa, $21.5O@22.50; others un-
changed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

New York, Sept. 2S.--Liberty
bonds closed: avs. 10000; first
As, $4,000; first ANS. $1O0.12;
second AIS 5000; third ANS,
1895; fourth ANS, $t00.16: Vic
tory 4%s (uncalled), S100.54; Vic
tory ANS Called. $1,000.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

81 don't want to grow as tail as
Captain Gubbins, mummy.
why not, darling"
Cause he's growed right through
his hair!"-London Mail.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
BY THE WAY.

The Judge who says it isn't illegal
for man to take money from his wife,
holding that he cannot steal from her, is
right in both opinions.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

Kansas City, Sept. 2S.-Butter
and eggs unchanged.
Poultry-Hens 1c lower, lao
19c; broilers unchanged, zoe;
springs lie lower, Ice.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

New York, Sept 2S.--Cotton flu
lures closed steady. Oct. $20.31;
Dec, $20.56; Jan, $20.41; March,
$20.47: May, SOFAS.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

Irate Parent-What! You have
the nerve to come here to ask for
INV daughter? Well, ] will inform
YOU that you might nave saVed
yourself the journey.
Suitor-Well, that's all right, sir,
You see, had another message to
deliver in the same building!--
Passing Show lLondon).
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
QUADRUPLETS BORN TO
PENNSYLVANIA WOMAN

Braddock, Pa, Sept. 28.--Mrs,
Mary Krikorian gave birth TO quad
ruplets at her home here last night.
One of the babies died shorty
after it was born. The others we're
rushed to a HOSPITAL, but died today.
The combined weight of the in
fants--all girls-was nineteen
pounds. The mother is % years cid
and weighs 125 pounds.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
A Literary Light.

"Have you ever met Scribson, tha
fictionist?"
Il believe I once attended some
kind of affair where he was the
guest OF honor" replied Mr.. Grump-
son. "but he talked so sensibly on o
number of subjects you never would
have guessed he was an author. "----
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
Kansas City.

Kansas City, Sept. 2S (U. s. De
partment of Agriculture) Cattle
Receipts $4,000. Bulls and veal
ers steady; other classes weak to
soc lower. Most bulls, $500 400;
best vealers, $l0.50@11.00; most
heavy and medium weight calves,
$5.O0@6.50: all other classes UNI
even, generally steady to Csc lower;
early top steers. $1,000; bulk cows,
1915 "a $50; good to prime lots,
5000 700; most heifers, $3.50
800; Gamers steady to 10c lower;
better kind, $2.50@ 2.75.
Hogs-Receipts 5000. Market
opened steady. later mostly &c to
10c lower; shippers took about
1,4o0. Shipper top, $10.10; packer
top. $1,000; 140 to 160-pounders,
1910 @9.S5; 10 to 230-pounders
mostly s9.75@10.05: bulk $50 to
300-pounders, 1855 go; bulk of
sales, $9.40@10.00; packing sows
mostly steady, sS25 $50; few at
$3.50: stock pigs steady. bulk $3.50
@9.75; best natives, $3.50.
Sheep--Receipts 10000. Market
very slow. Few sales lambs around
Csc lower. Prime 79-pound Utahs,
$14.40; sheep steady; fat western
ewes, SETS,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

New York, Sept. 2S.-Copper---
Dull. Electrolytic, spot and futures,
lac.
Tin--Steady. Spot and futures,
$32.37.
Iron--Firm. No. northern.
$34.00@35.00; No. northern,
S32.O0033.O0; No. southern,
s25.00@27.00.
Lead-Firm. Spot. $685. q $50.
Zinc-East st. Louis spot and
nearby delivery. 1886 q $50.
Anthony, $500.
Foreign bar silver. 69o>
Mexican dollars, 52ssc.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29
Denver.

Denver, Sept. 2S.--Cattle---Re Re-
ceipts 2,500. Market steady to 15c
lower. Beef steers, 1925 q 1916;
cows and heifers. $3.50 500;
calves, $6.00@9.50; bulls, $3.50 a
$50; stockers and feeders, 5000
ITO.
Hogs-Receipts 1900. Market
steady to 10c lower. Top, s10.35;
bulk, $3.50 100000.
Sheep-Receipts 400. Market
steady. Lambs, S12.7 . a 1915;
ewes, s4.00@5.50; feeder lambs,
S12.50013.25.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

TO TAOS, $3.50. N
Albuquerque Headquarters - Ringfins
Brothers' Cigar Store. 110 West Central
Aver !. Phone 600.
Santa Re Bank ConfeA-
tlonsry. Plume s2s.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

That which is always your own
is your future.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

Journal Want Ads Bring Results.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

FOR SALE-Used Dodge Brothers renew
ed Sedan, wire wheels, in fine condi-
ton; Dodge Brothers touring also
roadster; Cadillac touring. 10 model
Ford light truck, Come in and see them,
or phone 7S3. J. Korber & c., Dodge
Rrnth Dealers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

FOR A GOOD used car come and see
what we have and those we have hsted
for sale Oden Buick Company. Fifth and
Gold, phone 1900.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-09-29

HOBBS QUALITY CARS
A LARGE STOCK to choose from at All
times A demonstration will satisfy
you. HOBBS MOTOR CO.. phone a3t
o13-I5 West Central.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
RECIPE TO CLEAR
A PIMPLY skin
Pimples Are Impurities Seeking
an Outlet Through Skin
Pores.

Pimples, sores and boils usu-
ally result from toxins, poisons
and impurities which are gen.
Grated in the bowels and then
absorbed into the blood through
the very ducts which should alb
sorb only nourishment to sustain
the body.
1t is the function of the kid
neys to filter impurities from the
blood and cast them out in the
form of urine, but in many in
stances the bowels create more
toxins and impurities than the
kidneys can eliminate, then the
blood uses the skin pores as the
next best means of getting rid
of these impurities which often
: break out all over the skin in
, the form of pimples.
The surest way to clear the
skin of these eruptions. says a
noted authority. is to get from
{ any, pharmacy about four ounces
of Jad Salts and take a table,
spoonful in a glass of hot wa
ter each morning before break
fast: for one week This will pre-
vent the formation of toxins in
the bowels. 1t also stimulates
the kidneys to normal activity.
thus coaxing them to filter the
blood of impurities and clearing
the skin of pimples.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, HARM
less and is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon Juice, COM
bined with hthia. Here you have
a pleasant. effervescent drink
which usually makes pimples
disappear; cleanses the blood and
is excellent for the kidneys as
well.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
LINCOLNS OWN CHURCHHERE
HONORS MEMORY OF MARTYR
"Uncle Joe" Cannon and Senator Burton Tell
Personal Memories. ~

story teller. His great traitsTwerc
answering honesty. almost prefer:
natural Judgments of currents of
public opinion, a tremendous
strength, precedence, and a real APP
peal to the better nature, even TO
his eaemies,"
Crowds had come, to the church to
honor Lincoln. They listened with
sympathy and interest to the con-
GLIDING anecdotes told by contem-
poraries of Lincoln TO Cannon.
/Lincoln's Kin" was the subject
OF talk by DIR. Jonathan c. Day
of New York City at the Church Of
the Covenant yesterday. DR.. Day
presented the situation of the noun
taineer of Kentucky and the neigh
bornipg States to the audience.
Those hill people are the stock OF
Lincoln, of the old Americans. But
they have not the facilities for cul-
ture and education that is neces-
sary to develop" he explained
There are A million school chill
dren. three fourths of whom do not
have a trained teacher. But they
have progressed nevertheless. The
feuds have given place TO factories
and towns are growing.
The same stun that was in Lin
coin is in these mountain boys. as
was evidenced by the fact that in
one county alone, there were nc
men left for the draft, and 200 more
volunteered than was considered
that county's quota. That stun
needs to be turned loose in Ameri-
canism today"
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13

The 18th anniversary Of Abra-
hal n, Lincoln's birthday was ceIe-
brated by memorial exercises and
sermons in the Washington
churches yesterday.
Most fitting was the Lincoln me-
mortal program held at Lincoln's
own church. the New York Avenue
Presbyterian. last night. Represen-
tative Joseph G. Cannon presided
and former Senator Theodore K.
Burton spoke.
Representative Cannon's talk was
particularly interesting inasmuch
as he had had some personal con.
tact with Lincoln. II was a brief
less country lawyer in LincolnIs own
county in 1855" he told the gather
ing. while ] did not know the
great man we'll. he always had
kindly words for me when / went
wandering from court to court.
Two years later I was a dele
gate to--the State convention al
Decatur. at which the delegates
were Instructed to declare for In
coin at the national convention.
While / was not a delegate at the
historic Chicago convention. was
there and ! was a shouter"
The first time he heard the name
OF Lincoln was from a neighbor
giving news OF his nomination. See.
ator Burton said. Il remember the
passing Of the funeral train through
Ashtabula. eight year later. The
hush that descended upon the
crowds as that mourning drapeC
train passed is one of my mos
profound recollections.''
NO statesmen or man of fame
throughout the ages has gained
such increased appreciation aftel
his death as Abraham Lincoln" hi
pointed out. when we speak o.
him there is a noticeable absence OF
any discordant note.
His anecdotes have been mucl
discussed and criticized and praised
and I believe they can be divided
into three classes: the ebullitions o.
humor. illustrations of great situa
lions. and those intended to relieve
the tedium and strain of the times
But Lincoln was never a mere
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
dies OF INJURIES
BLAMED ON BOYS
Woman Knocked Down Two
Months Ago Succumbs
To Gangrene.

Miss Emma Ellen Russell. 81 years
old. F street northeast. died yes
terday at the SibIey Hospital froIt
Injuries received when she was
knocked down by a crowd Of boys
two months ago at North Capitol
and p streets northeast
Following the accident the wom-
an was carried into the Richardson
drug store at North Capitol and p
streets and later removed to her
home. Several days later her con-
dition became critical and she was
ordered removed to the hospital.
According TO police. Miss Russell
was waiting for a trolley car and
was made the victim OF a football
TACKLE by the boys. She was rem
dered unconscious and after being
revived was believed not to have
been seriously injured. Gangrene
is said to have set in. Headquarters
Detectives Charles Bradley and Ira
Keck are searching for the boys
said to b" responsible.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
What's Going
On Today

Meeting, Northeast wasbjnrton ci,i-
Gems Association, Sixth and street.
northeast. s p. m.
Lecture, Charles A. Baker ColIe,.
Women's Club, 1872: 1 street, 4 n. M
Meeting. Washington Club. I,niyer.,tv
Of Chicago Alumni, University Club 40
y. m. =
Meeting. University of Delaware Alum-
nj. City Club, $3.50. .. m.
Meeting, Parent Tea cheers Association
Jackson School,, 2:3O u. m,
Meeting. Associate aetail Credit Men.
Raleigh Hotel, $50 p. m,
Meeting. U. s. $. Jacob ZONES Post
American Legion. Y. N. c. A.. 8 p. m.
Meeting. Congress Heights Citizeps'
Association. Brothers Place Hall, 7:30
p. IN.
Meeting. Takoms Park Citizens A.so-
citation, Takoma Park Library, s y. m.
Ball. Alabama Society. New willard
Hotel, 0 p. m.
Lecture, DR.. Richardson, Art Center,
1106 Connecticut aV.une, II p. m.
Meeting, Piney Branch Citizens As
ISOLATION, Iowa Avenue Methodist Church,
Emerson street, 81. N.
Meeting, Department Of the Potomac,
g. A. r.. First Congregational Church,
s p. m.
Meeting. Public Heaun Service. wash
ington Post No. l. District Building,
Sp. m.
Valentine Dance. women's City Club,
City Club. $50 p. m.
Meeting, Howard Park Citizens Asso-
citation. Church Of Our Redeemer, Eighth
street northwest. p. m.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
Late Col. Young
Given High Praise
Memorial Services Are Held
By Howard University
Fraternity.

We'll done. thou good and faith
full servant" With these words
Assistant Secretary of War J. May
hew Wainwright summed up the life
of Col. Charles Young. late United
States military attache at Monrovia
Liberia. The address was delivered
at memorial services yesterday--af-
ternoon under auspices OF Omega
Psi Phi fraternity. Howard Univer-
sity. of which Col. Young was a
member.
Gen. Pershing was represented by
Coils. Bethel. Milbrook and Ewing
friends and classmates of Col. Young
at West Point.
A letter from President Harding
was read expressing regret that a
previous engagement prevented his
presence.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
GATHERS
AT UNIVERSITY

GEORGETOWN University claimed
Archbishop Curley Of Baltimore as
its own yesterday afternoon
More than 1000 friends OF the uni
versity, taking advantage of his
first visit to Georgetown College.
thronged to the Hilltop to shake
hands with the distinguished pre-
late. Members of the Diplomatic
Corps. the United States. Supreme
Court and other prominent officials
or the government were included by
special invitation, while two police
men were necessary to keep back
the crowds from the street leading
to the college gate.
Earlier in the morning Arch
bishop Curley was a visitor at the
Georgetown Visitation Convent on
the occasion OF the Tooth anniycr-
sary Of its founding.
President John B. Creeden. s. j.,
Of the university. assisted by the
Rev. w. Coleman Nevils. ST., dean
bishop and visitors in the reception
hall Of the Healy building. which
was a mass of flowers and decora-
tions. Seniors in their caps and
gowns formed a committee of the
students. Wives Of several Of the
faculty members and alumni as
sisted i'm receiving, these being Mrs
W. s. Benson, wife of Admiral Ben
son; Mrs George E Hamilton. wife
Of Dean Hamilton, of the Law
School: Mrs. Henry F. ,Ashurst. wife
Of Senator Ashurst, Of Arizona;
Mrs W. E. Montgomery and Mrs.
Catharins McCahill, or ST.. Paul.
Mimi
After the reception. which was
one Of the most brilliant affairs
ever held at Georgetown, and
rivaled only by the recent reception
to Marshal Ferdinand Foch. of
France. the archbishop was taken
about the college buildings and met
many of the students.
At the Georgetown convent mass
was held at 10 o'clock. when Arch
bishop Curley presided. the entire
student-body and many friends Of
the institution attended the mass
In honor Of the centenary ceiebra-
ton.
The Rev. Thomas I. Gas,on. ST..
dean of the graduate school Of
Georgetown College, delivered the
anniversary sermon. Other officers
OF the mass were the Rev. John y.
-Meagher, celebrant: the Rev. Fran
els X. Doyle. s. J.. of GEORGETOWN
College. deacon; the Rev. John
Waldron, subdeacon. and the Rev.
John E. Grattan, 81, of GEORGETOWN
College, master of ceremonies.
Archbishop Curley praised the
convent for its splendid record dur
ing its 100 years. and congratulated
the executives on the msnner in
which they were conducting the in
stitution.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13

ward to our having a mercantile
fleet in proportion to our com
mercial and financial position in the
world.
Those who advocate this policy
base their advocacy on the argument
of commercial competition. They say
that the United States can never have
position in the commercial world
proportionate to it's resources, except
by owning enough ships to take care
of our own needs whenever conditions
Of business activity bring those needs
to the maximum. One of the most
earnest advocates of this course COM
pares it. by analogy. to department
stores. He says that mercantile ship
ping is to a nation what delivery
wagons are to a department store, and
that no department store would be
willing to leave the delivery of it's
goods to customers at the mercy of q
delivery system owned by a rival
store. They say that so long as bust
ness is dull :: will work all right.
So with a merchant marine, when
there is not enough demand to con-
sumo the services Of all the ships that
already exist, rival nations will be
willing enough to carry our goods;
bunfRs soon as the time comes when
tho emand for goods Is greater than
the supply, then it is not to be ex-
pected that a rival nation will devote
its ships to giving to our goods the
same speed and efficiency in delivery
that it gives to its own.
Two Courses Advocated Here.
That is the argument for the
United States going : ahead and,
through the device of government
subsidies. becoming a great mercan-
tile shipping nation. On the contrary.
there is considerable school Of
thought which will express itself in
the debates In Congress as soon as
President Harding makes his pro-
posai. This school believes that since
Great Britain and other nations are
adopted to doing a mercantile ship
ping business more economically and
more efficiently than we are, we
should leave the business to them.
They say that We have an abundant
field for our energies in the develop
ment Of our mines and land and our
other Internal resources. They say
that We have other resources which
are more than enough for US, and to
which we ought to devote ourselves.
We have our wheat fields. our cotton
fields, our copper mines. and our iron
mines.
Great Britain. on the other hand,
has none Of these. To Great Britain
mercantile shipping is her greatest re-
source. 1t Is to her what our mines
and our land are to US. Under these
circumstances. this school Of thought
claims, We should be content to leave
the business of mercantile shipping
to the nation which can do It eco
nomically, without government SUBJ
sidy or, any other form of strain.
: This, stated in the broadcast way,
Is the decision which Is Just ahead Of
us, and which now has the largest
importance in this whole field of the
relation of the United States to the
rest of the. world. -
- Copyright, ls22.)
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
Troops Quit Strike Duty,

ST. PAUL MINI. Feb. INA
tional guard troops which have
been on strike duty in South St
Paul were discharged from active
service today. The discharge Of the
troops marks the end of the pack
ing workers strike. The strike had
been in effect two months.
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
DIR. SIMON TALKS
TO BOY SCOUTS

Washington Boy Scouts yesterday
morning listened to a talk on The
New Boy" by DR.. Abraham Simon.
at the Eighth Street Temple.
DIR. Simon developed the ideas OF
loyalty. service and self-sacrifce an
exemplified in the life OF Lincoln.
who. he said affords a splendid
model for young manhood OF today.
Following the address. representa-
tives Of various Scout troops gave
demonstrations Of Scoutcraft and
skill
The Washington herald., 1922-02-13
Hindu Songs Feature.

Hindu songs, dances and plays will
be the feature OF the East Indian
Night" program in the Central High
School auditorium tomorrow NIGH
under direction of Niche Itew. Fol-
lowing the presentation of ''Savitri,'
and THE Maharani Of Arakhan." by
Tagore, Miss Ragini Devi will dance
a number of Hindu dances.