The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1922-07-14
WAR correspondent DISCUSSES
SENATORIAL HEADCEAR IN RING

he? Sure. remember him-tooR tne
can when Woodrow bought out the Tin
plate factory Velour Is the Demo
cratic style this year-caress them win
the vacuum cleaner and make them
look as good as new. But l ~onoer'
Watty, If this the best one tneS We
got" Wouldn't look very STRIKING
when hung on the peg under stephen
Elkins's silker. would II!
A peacon's Tile.
Hey. fellers. lookit. lookit! A dea-
cons tile with all the trtmmIns. some
body must have played joke on us
Looks like the one Abe Lincoln threw
avov after the Bottle of Bull Run.
Belongs 10 Deacon NJ. +. Jones. or
Charleston. Well. DeHe. old top. Wen
let you off easy-we just haven't the
hear, But. entire nous. why didn't
YOU toss 1t in thirty years ago. IL
would have looked more at home then.
A Nice Band.
Now. here's r bean-pod that we all
know. common. ordinary four dol
lar lamp shade without any trimmings.
HASN'T even been renovated. But II
still looks scrviceable and. by gollies
If 4, hasn't a brand new band-as old
reliable Federal Patronage hand.
Didn't notice It at first on account or
the dark color. Identically the same
kind Of band that Harry New wore AT
n funeral out in Indiana few weeks
ago. Nice band. but the people aren't
choosing hats by the bands this year.
Never mind looking at the tag "a'-
son. we all recognize that lid. It De
longs TO our senior senator and Will
probably come in handy when he takes
a little vacation near the salt water
later on.
Lady's Flower Pot.
Well. we'll. Look who's here ladys
flower pot, so help me sophia no"
isn't that interesting" Give the dusty
old ring a dash OF color. doncherRnow'
Size? Not marked. but that ooesn ma
ter: STYLE Is tho main thing In LADY >
sk,,ll-piece, anyway. Not being we'll
yersed in political millinery. we are loth
10 comment on the stylishness or TINS
particular creation. while 1t verta'nly
does look chic and up-to-date. II Is 10
be feared that II wouldn't weather
political rain storm very successfully
This chef d. beuvre belongs TO MIS-.
Izetta Jewell Brown. or kinSwooo, anu
is the first piece of feminine heaoSear
ever tossed into the senatorial ring IN
West Virginia. II may appeal to tne
ladies and-well, who knows what thal
may mean
A New stsesou.
But one fedora left. and. believe me-
that's some sky piece. LANDED rIsht
in the middle OF the ring and we We
been walking all around II. \ brand
new Stetson. too. and this years STYLE
10 boot. Plain. elegant. best material
oh
lines with progressive trimmings. poilu-
cally waterproof. and OF senatorial size
Let's see, 7A-why, that's the size that
stephen B. wore himself. Looks Ike
winner. No flies on that lid, watson.
Whose sugar bowl does that lid llt'
HERSCHEL c. OGDEN, spelt out In
great big letters. Well. we've already
heard all about you, HerscheL MADE
your rep long before the senatorial bee
ever buzzed around your mammoth
pumpkin. Let's sees
Always progressive. but never
RADICAL Goods!
Favored woman suffrage when II was
not a popular issue: Fine; thatL please
the ladies.
Always fair and friendly in your attI-
tude toward labor? Bravo; thatll help
put you over.
Built up a big business and know how
10 run II: Excellent; that's what we
need in Washington.
Also. they tell me that YOU are a reg
ular guy. Herschel; one OF the fellers'
as Il were. Well. thatli do you no
harm. There are a few Of us left ana
the reformers haven't taken the right
OF suffrage away from US yet.
Moreover. there are few things that
YOU are NOT that kind OF tickle my
sense OF senatorial fitness. You are not
a professional politician; you are not
professional rerormer; and you are not
a professional office holder. Great!
That bill OF fare tickles my epiglottis.
One regular ogden dinner, watson. ano
crack a bottle Of grape juice! feel
festive"