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The Monett times., 1922-11-17
FORMER RESIDENT OF MONETT
is SERIOUSLY ILL

Mrs. Frank D. Davis, wife of Engin-
eer Davis of Alton, Okla, former
resident of Monet, fell unconscious
at her home about 7 o'clock Tuesday
morning and remained unconscious
until 1880 o'clock Tuesday evening.
Two physicians attended her all day
and her condition was critical. She
improved during the night and there
was marked improvement in her
condition this morning. Her friend,
Mrs. Tom Holland, was notified of her
illness and went to Alton Tuesday
night, returning home this morning.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
ROCKY COMFORT

Lee Rogers, Ed and Jasper ihorne
will leave in a few days for California
where they will work this winter.
Earl Lamberson transacted ousi-
ness in Neosho tuesday.
Mrs. Kate Mcheown Of SprngdaIe,
Ark, visited her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Ford, here last week,
c. H. Mcdonald was a Joplin visitor
Saturday.
Isaac Underwood Of Liberal, Mo-
has purchased .Ed Taorne's interest in
the restaurant here.
A. w. Davidson OF Powell was IN
town on business Friday.
England Bros Of Neosho, who are
interested in the oil well that is being
drilled on the George Barnett farm
south Of town were here Thursday and
Friday. They report the well is at a
depth Of about 24O feet and they are
IN shale which shows indications of
oil.
Mrs. Nancy Sneed and son OF
Stroud, Okla, are visiting relatives
and friends here.
Miss Villa sedgwick Of Spring
field visited friends here a few days
last week.
Attorney ]. 0. Biggs was in Monet
and Cassville on business Monday.
Mrs. Grover Patterson visited Mr.
and Mrs. Joe Harrell northwest Of
town Saturday.
Mrs. Stella Early and children o.
Fairview visited relatives here Sun
day.
e. A. Graves made business tril
to Neosho Monday.
Sunday visiting Mr.. and Mrs. A. W
Sunday Visiting Mr.. and Mrs. A. W
4 Davidson at Powell.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
MEETING OF SUNSHINE CLUB
is WELL ATTENDED

Quite the largest attended ana one
of the incest meetings OF the GoLoen
Fod Sunshine Club was held Tuesday
afternoon at tile nome Of Mrs, FRANK
EMS, No., IN Euclid avenue. Mrs.
Ellis was assisted in entertaining Dy
Mrs w. S. Taylor. A business ses-
sion took up the first part OF the
afternoon and various business InaC-'
ters were discussed. Plans Wers
formulated for tag day on Friday
November II. Every member who
will sell tags is requested to meet at
$3.50 o'clock at The Monet Drug Com
many Following the business session
a social hour was enjoyed and one
Mate luncheon was served.
The following club members were
present Mrs. j. j. Davis, Mrs. Z. A.
Carr. Mrs. F. c. Williams, Mrs W. D.
Fleming, Mrs. c. H. Johnson Mrs'
Joel j. Cooper, Mrs. W. b. Clump'
Mrs I. J. Purnell, Mrs. A. W. Wight
man. Mrs. George Miller, Mrs W. l.
Daley. Mrs. Joe Amber, Mrs W. >
Rlennerhassett, Mrs, Earl H. Smith
Mrs. Taylor and Mrs. Ellis Ihe
guests were Mrs. Amanda c. Crockett
Mrs. w. E. ,Smedley, Mrs W. H. Is
bell and Mrs. M. w. Christopher
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
HEREFORD BREEDERS
NAME MERMOUD HEAD
Monet Whiteface Owner Leads
Southwest Missouri Association
FOR Next Year.

Belief that the beef cattle business
is improving and that the next few
years held brilliant promise OF good
profits to be obtained from the breed
ing of purebred Herefords was ex-
pressed at the meeting at Aurora
Monday of the Southwest Missouri
Hereford Breeders and Sales Assocl-
alton.
This association is one of the
strongest breeders associations in the
district and owns its own sales pa
Wilton at Aurora. The pavilion is
100 BY 100 feet in dimension and cost
$4,000.
Reports from recent Hereford sales
were cited to show Improvement IN
prices and an increased demand for
beef cattle. 1t is recognized with sat
isfaction that speculative prices are a
thing of the past but it is believed
that a reasonable level of values Will
prevail from this time on. Demand
for bulls promise to increase and
the association is planning several
WAYS in which the members cooper
ating can obtain increased benefits.
Officers for the next year chosen
at Mondays meeting follows: }. r.
Mermoud, Monett, president; L. h.
Loy, Aurora, vice-president; Zack
Galloway, Aurora, secretary-treas-
urer; directors: c. NJ. Cope, Marion
vile; AL Hudson, Fairyiew; j. 5
Flaat, Aurora; j. H. Herman oar-
coke; c. B. Langston, Bower Mills
w. C. Howell, South Greenfield; Ed
ward Wild, -Peirce City; l.. 5. Cole
man, Aurora; D. f. Hudson, Cato.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
Dehson' S Studio

All have what we feel is our best
expression. A grin is defunct|
adjunct of lost cause, like when wei
see an old purse on the street and
start to grab it and then hear the
laugh of a lot of boys. Then we have
q grin good and proper. A smile i7
the life of the soul that plays around
our mouth, nestles in our dimples and
dances in our eyes. That's what VIZ
strive to get when you have Densol|
nbotograph YOUR smile. t1d&v|
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
HOBERG ITEMS

Sid Pruitt and son Malan have been
hauling gravel for the roads this week
George Fowler, Mrs. Bertha Adams
and daughter Mary attended church at
Zion Monday night.
Miss Alice Allen spent Sunday with
Miss Meta Young.
Miss Ora McNatt spent the week
end at her home in Aurora.
Mrs. Bertha Adams and daughter
Mary visited Sid Pruitt and family
Sunday.
Miss Lola Pruitt was shopping in
Hoberg Saturday morning.
The revival meeting at Zion is pro-
crossing nicely.
Malan Pruitt attended the meeting
at Zion Saturday night.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
MT. PLEASANT

Mr.. and Mrs. Bryan Higgs and son
Darrell spent Friday night with Mr.
and Mrs. Sparlin Henson.
Miss Jewell Higgs spent Sunday
afternoon with Miss Leona Scooter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim McCracken were
trading in Butterfield Saturday
Miss Jaunita Higgs visited with
Miss Jewell Higgs Saturday.
A large crowd attended Percy
Nelson's sale Thursday. They will
leave this week for Colorado where
they will make their home.
Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy Higgs were
shopping IN Purdy Tuesday.
Walter Gurley and family are nloV-
ing to the Shoopman place vacated
by Percy Nelson.
Mrs. Lizzie Warren and daughter
Mabel spent Saturday evening Wltf
MIR. and Mrs j, M. Hlggs.
Mir. and Mrs. j. f. Parkenson ano
Mr. Earl McCracken We're IN tins
nerghborhood Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs, Boon Mcqueen OF
Fulsa. Okla, are visiting the latters
parents Mr.. and Mrs. Sparlin Henson
j. M. McCracken and family spent
Monday with Mrs. Mary Long ol
Purdy.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
TO AILING WOMEN
A Little Sound Advice viii Help
Many Sufferer in MOnett.


No woman should consider herself
healthy and well if the kidneys are
weak. Poisons that pass off in the
secretions when the kidneys are well,
are retained in the body when the
kidneys are disordered. If the kidneys
and bladder become inflamed ana
swollen worse troubles may quickly
follow. This is often the cause of
bearing-down paips, lameness, back
ache, etc Uric poisoning is also fre-
ouent cause Of headaches, dizzy spells
languor, nervousness and rheumatic
pain
When suffering so, try Doan's Kid
ney Pills, a remedy that has proven
effective in thousands of such cases
Let a Monet woman tell Of her eX-
pelience.
Mrs. l. H, Harrison, 207 Eighth
street. says: "My back and kidneys
were troubling me. My kidneys acted
irregularly and caused me a great
deal of annoyance. Then my back
began to feel lame and there was q
dull ache and soreness through the
small of it. AS another member o.
the family had used .Doan's Kidney
Pills with such good results | begar
taking them. A couple of boxes Of
Doan's proved sufficient to cure me
entirely"
6Oc. at all dealers. Foster-Milburr
Co, Mfrs, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
III EVEN CANDIDATES RECEIVE
DE MOLAY DEGREE

Monet Chapter Order De Molay
met in regular session on Tuesday
evening and conferred the De Molay
degree upon eleven candidates. They
included Hubert Wolfe, Maurice Fraar
Glen Blakaslee, Orville Haynes, Glen
don Haynes, Elton Riddle, Carl Med
lin, Robert Harrison, Carl Burrows
and william Vance Of Peirce City
Following the initiatory work tie
orchestra and band practiced.
There was an excellent attendance
of members.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
HOSTESS. TO HIGH FIVE CLUB

The High Five Club was entertained
in the home Of Mrs. L. D. Mckee, Nd
900 Third street, Friday afternoon
Mrs. Fred Campbell received the frs
prize and Mrs. Ed Ryan was AWARDED
second. Club members present IN
cluded Mrs. w. J. Fleming, Mrs. Johl
Walsh, Mrs. A. Cole, Mrs. Georg|
Edgar, Mrs. Ed Ryan, Mrs. Fre|
Campbell, Mrs. Harry Davies, Mr.
Thos. Maxwell, Mrs. e. M. Carr, Mrl
J. ]. Maher, Mrs. Louis Tucker, Mr|
J. A. Livesay, Mrs. Lawrence Welcl
Mrs. Pete Martin and the hostess.
Mrs. w. ]. Fleming will be hostJ.
to- the club Friday afternoon,
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. Fred Merritt and baby, Mrs.
t. F. Phillips and Miss Ruth New
berry went to Springfield, Wednes-
day to spend the day. Mrs. Philips
will return in the evening, and Mrs
Merritt and Miss Newberry will go 70
Bolivar to visit Mrs. Merritt's grand
father, Judge Phillips, and other rel
atives at Brighton. They will ermalr
over the Thanksgiving holidays.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
THE YOUTHS CC1I2ANION
HOME CALElN DAR/F~ Il 1913

The Publishers OF Ine 4oa-'i ;
Comnanion are sending TO every SUD
scriber who has paid $3.50 for the
70 issues Of 1928 Calendar for the
new wear. The tables are printed In
red and dark blue, and each table,
besides giving the days of the current
month in bold, legible type, giving the
calendar of the preceding and sue
ceeding month in smaller type in the
margin. The Companion Calendar
has been published in standard form
for many years and is eagerly sought
for because Of its novelty and con-
venience.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
FREISTATT

Those that spent Sunday with ME.
and Mrs. Louis Oexman were Mr. ana
Mrs. Albert Fritz and daughter Lu-
della, Mr.. and Mrs. Arno Fritz and
daughter Norma, Mr.. and Mrs. Mar
tin Kaiser, Mr.. and Mrs. Adolpn Fritz
Misses Adolia, Hertha and Gerda
Fritz, Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Freie and
daughter Minnie, Harold and Adelbert
and Loren Fritz, Arthur Henson. II
was Mrs. Oexman's twenty-slXtf
birthday anniversary. They all en-
ioyed a good time until a late houl
playing games and music and lett
wishing her many more happy birth
days.
Ono Present.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
ROSS e. BURNS NAMED ON
COLLEGE REGENTS BOARD

jefferson City, Mo-, Nov. 14,-The
appointment of Ross Z. Burns, Joplin,
to the board Of regents of the South
west Missouri State Teachers college
at Springfield was announced late to-
day by Governor Hyde
Mr.. Burns viii fill the uneXpired
term Of the late Judge w. N. Evans,
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
ssDIZZY" HARRISON WILL
APPEAR ON GALENA CARD

Galena, Kansas Nov. 14.-"Dizzy"
Harrison of Joplin and Battling
Hughes of Picher, have been matched
for the eight round semi-windup OF
the Bray-Lanning bout that will be
staged by the Galena Athletic Club
at the Electric theatre Thursday
night.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
NORTH PURDY

Rev. Sherman Erickson filled ms
appointment at New Salem, sunday
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Haltzclaw OF
Monett spent Monday night at the
home of the latter's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Ben Burg.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willie Balmas ano
baby visited at the home OF 'ohi
Balmas, Sunday.
Mrs. Henry Long has been sick foi
several days. :.
Rev. Sherman Erickson went t'
Anrora. Sunday afternoon.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

]. H. Hoberg of Neosho, agent for
the Masonic Mutual Life Insurance
Company, was a business visitor IN
Monet Tuesday and visited Mr.. and
Mrs. w. H. Floreth and family. Mr..
Hoberg and family moved from Pitts
burg, Kansas to Neosho six weeks
ago.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

The Missouri & North ArkanI
passenger train No. 2O2 from Held
Ark, will make its appearance
Joplin tonight for the first time 81
service was discontinued at midniI
of July 81, 1921. Only one passen'
train will be run each day. The
through freight will also reach =
today.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

In the account of Une meeting of
the Philathea class the name of the
hostess, Mrs. Harry Moore, and her
assistants, were unintentionally omit
ted. Mrs. Moore was assisted by Mrs.
J. E. Carter, Mrs. Clarence Prevo,
Mrs. John Schultz and Mrs. Harley
Wagner.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. Georgia Lewis left Wednesday
for Picher, Okla, to visit her
daughter, Mrs. Warren Beatty and Mr..
Beatty.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

The members of White Shrine v
hold a carnival Thursday evening, Z
proceeds to be used in helping furni
the kitchen for the new MasoI
Temple.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

C.AM. Whitney, the tailor, went
Joplin Wednesday morning, to attel
the Cleaners & Dyers convention.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

George r. Armstrong Oh Neosho'
formerly a resident Of Monet, visited
in the city,Monday enroute home from
Little Rock, Ark, where he visited ms
daughters, Virginia and Mary Ellza-
beth who are attending St. Marys
Convent at that place.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. ]. E. .Tyhurst and her son
Lee Evans attended circuit court
Cassville, Wednesday.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. VIM. R. O'Connor who
been visiting her parents, Mr.. and n
]. J. Kenney, went to Alton, Ok
Wednesday, to pack her househ|
goods and later with her little
Billie win join Mr.. o'Connor
Slater, Mo.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. Rome Riley of Talihina, Okla,
spent last week in the city the guest
Of her brother. Thos. J. Rose and Mrs.
Rose, and Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Blenner-
hassett.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Arthur Erwin L. G. Wright and v.
A. Wiley were hunting near Cass-
Vile SATURDAY..
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

DR.. A, S. Hawkins has returned
from Clermont, Fla, where he went
with Mrs. Hawkins several weeks ago,
Mrs. Hawkins will spend the winter
there.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

NJ. T. Foust, Nate Leemaster, Carl
Counts, Oliver Calton and Miss Helen
Gleaves went to Cassville, Wednesday
to appear as witnesses in the case OF
the State of Missouri against Del
James charged with assault upon R.
w. Welsh, express agent.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17
One Present.

Miss Lorraine Kring win be operated
upon for appendicitis at the West nos
pital Thursday morning.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

IF. Bolts, training officer, was in
Monett on business Tuesday.
The Monett times., 1922-11-17

Mrs. L. d. Mckee will entertain the
Auction Bridge Club at her home
next Monday afternoon.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
LET'S GO
Newark Should Have FAST
Baseball Team This
Year

Several persons who always have
Newark at heart in any movement
that might help the town to keep up
to its competitors have signified their
Intentions of backing the "old burg"
to the limit to support a ball ciup
here this year. 1t has already been
suggested that this is the time to
start to get ready for the baseball
season and those interested agree to
this and have already started to take
preliminary steps towards local or
ganization.
The town is not like many OF It's
size that cannot boast of some excel
lent players. There are many play
ers right in Newark who can play
rings around players that were i'm
ported by down-State teams last sea-
son. These players, in a majority,
have said that they would play with q
local club if the town agreed to sup
port team of the high calibre that
Is necessary to compete with teams OF
other towns Of Delaware.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
HIGH SCHOOL SCHEDULE
I ocal Basketballers Have Hard
Road to Travel

Coach Mcdonald of the Newark
High School basketball team, has an
,,o,,nced the following schedule for
his cohorts:
January 4-Elkton, at home.
January 11-Wilmington, at Will
mington.
January 13-Oxford, at Oxford.
January 2O-Open. ,ns
January 27-West ohes'el
ing.) a =. Nor,
February 2-New Castie' "'
Tahrrarv 1O--New Castle, at home.
February 17-Elkton, at Elktoh'
FEBRUARY 24-Oxford, at home.
Several more games may be added
70 this schedule before many more
davs. It can be seen that the ioea
ou;ntet has a hard schedule ano 'he
coach is working the team out every
day at the Armory.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
On the Sport Field
9S

Last Sunday the debut of 1929 and the passiuo of
1927 saO the greatest sporting gear the hstoru of the
bnd banner gear and although there aUere manu- rouoh
spots along the road of 21 these a0ere passed thout any
Serious trouble resung Everyone had prosperous year
Shared aveN and looking toraUard to 1929 as another
uenr of Although the country has been IN condi
on that has been anything but good for sport 1t has
brnved storm and promoters in hopes that condi
ons will better themselves his gear and If so bring about
oren better gear for the athletes
Baseball again held the spotlight 1925 stage but
another fayorte a0hich grabbed off great deal of the
popory "suf and ohich the "atinee idol during
be fall months football The latter ever aus so aUeH
potronjzed and torciby brought that
Soe elimination series OiU haze to be arranged to DETER
mine which gridiron squad carries off the championship
For the neGt eight Ueeks the Post 1va ru, resume of
all the sporting events of interest The first of these articles
nDpeurS today 1t is baseball and Is placed first because
Of the fact that every redbooded American is interested
the diamond qd7ne.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
Co. E to Hold
Another Smoker
Event in Armory on Jan. 13
The Best Ever

Title: Smokeless Smoker.
Acts: Several.
Place: Armory.
Object: Benefit Co. E.
Time: January 13, at 8 p. m.
Plot: Real Sport.
The above about tells the tale of
the big affair to be "pulled off" in the
Armory on January 13. At that time
the building will probably be crowded
to the doors and it should be, for the
boys of Co. E, of the local National
Guards, have arranged one of the
best sport programs that was ever
offered to the people of this vicinity
and it is surety that the people are
going to show their appreciation for
the boys efforts. There will be five
sparring exhibitions and three wrest-
ling bouts, besides which there will be
music by the Red Mems Band.
These smokers have been held for
the past few months and the crowds
have been large at all fthem but
! with a program such as will be rem
dered on the thirteenth it is hardly
probable that the Armory will hold
the "gang."
The feature of the evening will be
wrestling match between Ernie
Cornog, the favorite of Newark, and
Lew Robinson, of Elkton. These two
lads are among the best mattmen in
the State and the fur should fly when
thew meet. The other two bouts are
; also corksrs. In the opening one
B. Denney and Hippo Tweed, two
: local lads, are booked for the Mos
quito Weight Championship of New
, ark" Jack Kelley will meet Phi
. Cornog in the other bout.
The four round sparring exhibition
! will be between the following boys o
S the company: Butch Riley and X. U
Brown, Paul Kelley and Geo. Schant
S Chick Clark and Kid Powell, Bl
e Dixon and Tom Anderson. The WIND
n up will bring together Dewey Ree
e and Lefty Smith, two of the bes
d bows in these parts and this bou
4 alone should be worth the price G
" admission.
u Many fthe local boys who are
&C take mart in the affair are going owe
TO Elkton on January 20 and tax
X nlaces on the smoker program at thf
place.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
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Ball Club Now Reality
With the Ball Players and
Business Men Backing
The Project

Newark is going to have ball
club and real one. 1t is no longer
left in doubt that the old town is
going to be represented on the dia-
mond this season. And the represen-
tation is going to be a strong one, in
fact one of the best that Newark has
ever had. 1t is not going to be nee
essary to import players, for the old
burg is just running over with play
ers who can make the best of them
sit up and take notice.
Several weeks ago this paper sug-
gested that the fans of the town get
together and start the ball rolling for
good baseball team. At first there
was not much interest shown but dur
ing the past few days all the "fellers"
are wanting to know where there is
going to be a meeting and what the
date Of the first game is.
With this interest displayed many
of the old timers have fallen in line
and signified their intentions of help
ing the team to their utmost. New
| ark has always been good ball town
but for the past few seasons the fans
have been going begging looking
for real ball game, for the town
has not put real team on the field.
Yesterday several of the ball play"
ers of the town got together and
talked the matter over and it was de-
cided that campaign would be
started at once to obtain funds to
run the team and efforts will be made
to get in some league.
Right now there are several nearby
towns who are working towards a
ball club for next season and want tc
see league formed. Newark is. ir
this class and ready to accept berth
in any first class league.
A meeting of all those interested il
the national game will be called in {
short time and the Post will announce
the date next Wednesday. Ever!
business man in the town is asked t,
get in back of the movement ant
there will be bake, a movie shov
and several other events to help de
fray the expense of the team.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
HOME STUFF

Petite Viola Dana, the only film
star to use toe dance in pictures,
has invented a new dance that prom
ises to eclipse many of the popular
jazz steps in general favor.
Within few days, you probably
will be asking your orchestra leader
to play you barn-yard "wiggle-
wobble." For that is the way Viola
classifies the dance she devised for
her special Metro production of
"Home Stuff" to be shown at the
Opera House next Wednesday.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
MOVIE NEWS
Local Opera House Signs Up
To Show Best Pictures

Charles Hubert, manager Of the
Opera House, announced today that
he had signed a contract with the
leading motion picture producers Of
the country for their productions
during the coming year. He will show
all the best pictures turned out by
First National, Metro, Goldwyn,
Paramount, Fox, Universal, Vita
graph and Educational. These are
the leading companies in the country
and the people of Newark are as
Newark post., 1922-01-04
BUCKING THE LINE

"Bucking the Line" from story
by Francis Lynde, and starring
Maurice Flynn, the football sensation
Of 1913 on the Yale University team,
will be shown at the Opera House
next Saturday. The young athlete re-
Gently was promoted to stardom by
William Fox, and this is his first pic.
ture under the new contract
Newark post., 1922-01-04
AT THE OPERA HOUSE.
GO STRAIGHT

go Straight" Frank Mayo's latest
Universal special attraction, is to be
the attraction at the Opera House on
Thursday. The picture, adapted from
William Harper Deans story, "The
Reverend Meddler," which ran seri-
ally in "The Country Gentleman"
gives Mayo a startling new and novel
characterization.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
HEARTS ARE TRUMP

Frank Brownlee, who has appeared
in numerous pictures and whose
Characterization are familiar to mo-
ton picture fans wherever the silver
sheet is shown, has one of the import
ant parts in "Hearts Are Trumps," a
Metro special all-star production
from the celebrated melodrama by
Cecil Raleigh, which comes to the
Opera House on Friday.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
FORBIDDEN FRUIT

An idea of the elaborateness of the
Cecil B. DeMille's Paramount picture,
forbidden Fruit" may be CLEANED
from the fact that set composed en-
tirely Of glass was erected for some
of the scenes. This had hitherto been
considered an impossible feat. The
photoplay will be shown at the Opera
House for two days, beginning Mon
day next.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
Hypocrite

He (making the time-worn excuse)
I'm afraid We'll have to stop here;
the engines getting pretty warm"
Fair Companion--"You men are
such hypocrites; you always say the
engine. colgate Banter.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
The Chorus

81 want commercial relorn'
screeched the speaker at the Liberal
C,ub "I want educational reform;
w.nt political reform; / want
"Cbloroform," yelled the audience
Harvard Magazine.
Newark post., 1922-01-04

sured of seeing the best Of pictures.
Mr.. Hubert has started an innovation
of showing the biggest and best pic
lures on the market every Monday
and Tuesday. On these evenings pro-
ductions that are the talk of the
country are being shown.
Newark post., 1922-01-04
OF Course

Miriam-"Did you take the picture
of the young man on the mantel?"
Mildred-"Yes."
Miriam-"Friend Of yours, l sup
pose?"
Mildred-"Well, he was before l
took the picture. THE Squib.