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The Washington times., 1922-05-23
Unite On
Bonus Bill
~ HE Republican Administra-
tion can get together when
it wants to.

~ w.
When the House of Repre-
sentatives was intent upon the
reduction to $4,000 of the Navy
personnel, the President wrote a
letter which, read upon the floor
of the House, turned the tide and
gave the Navy the $4,000 men
needed barely to maintain the
5-5-3 basis of the Naval Disarma-
ment Agreement.
More recently, there developed
a strong opposition to the Ship
Subsidy Bill, now before joint
committee of the Senate and the
House. Opposition was expressed
not only by Democrats, but also
by Farm Bloc Republicans. The
President called members of the
Joint committee to a dinner at the
White House and announcement
was subsequently made that the
House would promptly pass the
bill and the Senate would con-
cur a week later.
Why not a White House con-
ference between the President,
the members of the House Ways
and Means Committee and the
Senate Finance Committee. fol-
lowed by an announcement that
Congress will pass the bonus bill
which the President has advo-
Gated and the country will wei
come. A bonus bill that carries
its own financing-by means of
q manufacturers sales tax?
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
Intention of
United States
AYEIGHBOR nations often find


tention of the United States of
America.
They are constantly mistaking
what we are up to.
"What do you mean, America?"
they ask, and, answering the ques-
ton from their own traditions,
they answer it wrongly.
But, after all, the matter is
simple. Perhaps the reason they
cannot understand it is that it
is too simple.
Our people are all occupied
in business, one way or another.
When they think of other nations
they do not think in terms of con-
quest or of war. They think in
terms of trade.
For instance, we have no desire
to conquer Mexico. If the Repub-
lie of Mexico should offer itself to
us as free gift we should de-
cline it politely but decidedly.
All we want with Mexico is for it
to be peaceful and prosperous,
so that we can trade with it.
All we want with the 100000
600 Chinese is to buy and sell with
them.
Napoleon called the English "a
nation of shopkeepers." He was
right, and shopkeeping is much
better employment for a human
being than slaughtering.
Having this point Of view, we
touch no nation except to seek
its prosperity, for the more pros
porous it is the better it suits us.
All the old notions of dynasty
and military rivalry have been
purged from American conscious
ness. We don't want to subdue
anybody and the only use we have
for an army and navy is to see
that no other nation subdues us
The term "laboring class Is
really an absurdity in America
There is no laboring class, for
we are all laborers. The whole
United States is a labor union.
That does not mean that VIC
are proletariat, for proletariat
is the opposite of autocrat. We
tolerate no autocrats, and hence
there is no place among us for
a proletariat.
We are not a race. We are
made up of all races. We are
a section of humanity. Modestly
we may say: We are humanity.
| And we believe that humanity
finds its highest happiness, not in
ruling, but in serving; not in
fighting, but in cooperating; not
in loafing and luxury, but in
work.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
Latest NeWs About He'll.
TT ELL is lake of fire under
n the earth, but the devil him
- self never goes near the

SS~1 S'Sa SNS5 AS"A ohS
place.
That is the latest news from
he'll, sent out by Wilbur Glenn
NoIiva, Supreme Dictator of Zion
City. The same informant reas-
sures us, lest we worry over the
devils loss Of home, that Satan
hovers over the earth directing
murders, suicides, wars and gen
eral crime, and directing his
squads of evil here and there to
grab some damned soul as soon
as it leaves the mortal body.
However, the devil will not al
ways have his own way. The
time will come, according to
Voliva, when the Prince of Evil
will receive homeopathic treat
ment. AT the end Of the world he
will get back into hell and be de-
stroyed in his own lake of fire.
49,. Meanwhile, says this hot wire
less, hell is in charge Of prince
who represents Satan. But it is
a bit disturbing to know that His
Satanic Majesty is personally in
charge here On earth.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

ONE American dollar will
" buy enough European
spending paper to print en-.
tire edition of Shakespeare's
works. There are two kinds
of money in Europe. Spend.
ing and borrowing.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
Vegetable Leather.

The Japanese are manu-.
featuring vegetable leather
from a plant called the
mitsumata. Its inner mark
after certain processes, IL
converted into n substance
as tough as French kid, and
translucent.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
And it wasn't SO hard to hold a Job
A MAN OF EXPERIENCE.

Were you at Chateau Thierry?" the beauti-
ful young thing asked.
Yes" replied the handsome colonel right
in the thick of it."
II suppose it was the most exciting expert.
ence you ever had, wasn't it?"
mo. ! attended a week party on Long
Island, once"
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

OUR globe hooters are
" strung out in foreign
sanitariums conval esCinG
from sprained wrists, con.
gestion of pockets and con.
tagious exchange rates.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

A MEXICAN guests Of Flu.
"A rOpean wharfs can grab
allen bankrOlls that are big
enough TO choke elephants
but not nutritious enough TO
feed fleas.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

A FTER you exchange
"A your domestic plunder
for European equivalent you
become beast OF burden.
You've got money In your
hat, umbrella. shoes, trunk
ears and get round shoulder.
ed with excess profits.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
AS YOU LOOK AT TT.

Luck is merely a matter OF temperament.
Some men think they lucky when they begin
to pay amony; others think they ARE unlucky
because they can't escape that obligation.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
THE FLAPPER's DRAPERY.

She, wears a periwinkle hat;
Her skirt is deeply fringed and brief;
Her knees are bare, but still at that,
Her scanty outfit beats a leaf.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
A MODEST euEssER.

According to the Attorney'Generals esti-
mate war profteers owe the Government about
500 900 900. The big profiteers will not be
likely to think the Attorney General is man
who INDUCES in extravagant guesses
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

PELGIUM bonds are very
~ anemiC unless diluted
with suspender buttons and
strong sawdust tonic. Off.
cial Danish pastry currency
Is being used for curl papers
by flappers of Denmark.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
! THANK you.
THE PLEASURES OF MIRTH.

The man who laughs best, we have noticed
after observations extending over number OF
years, has the best reason for laughing.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

THERE are no more
= spendthrifts in Europe.
They can't spend II fast
enough to buy anything.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
TOO Busy LECTURING. PERHAPS.

II appears to be impossible to get jury to
convict anybody OF selling LIQUOR. What's the
trouble? Are none OF the prohbitionists avail.
able for jury duty?
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
UNCOMMON THRIFT.

The man who sells his automobile in ordor
to make a payment OF his home must have a
wife who IL Of Scotch descent.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

ITALIAN. Spa nish and
Portuguese bank fraE.
ments have their govern
ments in back of them, so
it's Just as well to stay In
front.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

A NY poor American can
"A pass Summer in Eu.
rope. All he needs are his
passports and one certified
string of lily cups.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Il cpyr1sht 1922. by Star Company.
BY X. G. B.

AND THEN wen
start.
AND IT won't be long.
AND IT seems almost.
WE'LL COME to
blows.
AND THEN somehow.
WE'LL WORK It
around.
so WE will agree.
OR eatrtnO we do.
AND PEACE will
come.
FOR ANOTHER
minute.
AND HE'LL say
something
AND rLL rise up.
AND SAY he's crazy.
AND WE'LL start
again.
BUT WHEN h. goes.
WE'RE ALWAYS
friends.
AND som EHoW or
other.
WHEN NE come, in.
THOUGH ! always
know.
WE ARE going to
fight.
IwtLco.s him.
WITH OPEN arms.
WHILE MY peaceful
friend.
SORT OF oones in.
AND I get no thrill.
.
WHEN I see him
come.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

DOLISH treasury indiCt.
i ments are fluttering be
tween patriotic bankruptcy
and elastic famine. They're
like usual European money.
Printed in bright Colors to
attract tourists and children.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

PUSSIAN rubles are in
~ demand as roofing ma
terial when properly water
proOfed with Creosote.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23

FRENCH certificates are
olding their own.
They're two yards below H.
nanCial zero, but respond
readily to treatment with
aCetylene torch.
The Washington times., 1922-05-23
MONEY ISN'T
EVERYTHING
Especially in Europe
By BUGS" BAER
rnnv-4sht. lsas. by Star Company.

uOME brewed tourists
sliding abroad for tip
ping season should COnCen-
trate their constitutions on
foreign exchange rates.
GERMAN Jack is now
" worth it's weight in kite
tails.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

Honorable Charles Bagot, His Bril-
fannie Majesty's envoy e~xtraordiu-
airy and minister plenipotentiary,
for and in behalf of His Britannia
Majesty. which arrangement is in
the words following to-wit:
THE naval forces to be maintained
upon the American lakes by His
Majesty and the government OF the
United states shall henceforth be
conhned to the following vessels Gu
each side; that is
"on Lake Ontario, to one vessel
not exceeding one hundred tons bur-
den and armed with n Is pound
cannon.
"On the upper lakes. to two yes
sells. not exceeding like burden each
and armed with like force.
"On the waters OF Lake Cham
plain. TO one vessel not exceeding
like burden and armed with like
force.
All other armed vessels on those
lakes shall be forthwith dismantled
and no other vessels of war shall
be built or armed.
If either party should be here
after desirous Of annulling this
stipulation, and should Give notice
to hat effect to the other party. 1t
shall cease to be binding after tpe
expiration of six months from late
Of such notice.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
DwEALCOHOLIzED NEAR
BEER IS HELD ILLEGAL
Lesh Opinion Conflicts
With Federal Ruling;
Many Brewers Affected.

The manufacture OF near beer by
the process of REHABILITATION is IL
legal In Indiana, U. s. Lesh. attorney
general of the state, says in an opin-
on given in response to a question
from Bert Morgan, federal prohibi-
ton director for Indiana. Permits
for the manufacture of near beer by
that process are held by at least
eight brewers in the state. Mr.. Nor
gan rays. He believes the conflict
between the state and the federal law
will make 1t necessary for near beer
to be made by other processes des-
pite the character of the permit held.
The state prohibition law, MI. Lesh
points out, prohibits the manufacture
of IN liquor containing more than
one-half of l per cent of alcohol.
By the Standardization process of
making near beer the product con
tains alcohol which Is taken out un-
til the minimum amount is reached.
Other methods of making near beer
do not require the de-alcoholizing
process.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
LEGAL. NOTICES
NOTICE TO NONRESIDENT
STATE OF INDIANA, LAKE COUN
TY IN THE LAKE SIrPERIOI

STATE OF INDIANA, LAKE COUN-
TT. IN THE LAKE SUPERIOR
COURT. SITTING AT HAMMOND.
INDIANA. MARCH TERM. 1922.
Paul B. Iipinski VS.. Anton Cirko
ct al. Cause No. 215f2. Action to
t'creclose Mortgage and Appoint Re
cefver without Notice.
Now comes the plaintiff by Sheer
er & White, Attorneys. and ales his
complaint herein, together with an
affidavit OF a competent person.
showing that the defendants there
to, towit: Anton Cirko and Emile
Cirko. sometimes known as Anna
Cirko. his wife, are not residents OF
the State of Indiana: and that this
on the following real estate situa-
ted in Lake County, Indiana, to-wit:
Lots Thirty-two 1922 and Thir-
ty-three $3.50 in Block One ~, in
Garfield Park Subdivision to the
Town, now City OF Gary. the same
being a subdivision of the East
one-half of the Northeast quarter
/ Is, Township 36 North, Range
8 West OF the Second Principal
Meridian in the County Of lake
and State of Indiana, as shown by
the recorded Plat of Garfield Park
Subdivision in the Town of Gary.
in the Recorders office of Lake
County. Indiana as same appears
of record in Plat Book No. z. Page
is, together with all improvements
thereon.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

The naval force ITO be limited.
shall be restricted TO such service.
as will in no respect interfere with
the proper duties Of the armed YES
sells OF the other party
And whereas, the Senate Of the
United States have approved Of the
said arrangement and recommended
that it should be carried into effect
the same having also received the
sanction OF His Royal Highness. the
Prince Regent, acting in the name
and on behalf OF His Britannia Ma
jesty;
Now, therefore, / James Monroe,
President OF the United States, do,
by this proclamation, make known
and declare that the arrangement
aforesaid, and every stipulation
thereof, had been duly entered into,
concluded and confirmed, and is OF
full force and effect.
Given under my hand, at the city
Of Washington. this 18th day of
April. in the year of our Lord. 1918,
and OF the independence Of the Unit
ed States. the And.
BY the President.
JAMES MONROE.
John Quincy Adams. Sec'y OF State.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
CANADIAN WEEK
FOR k|WAN|S CLUB

The Hammond Kiwanis Club to-
gether with all Kiwanis Clubs in
the United States will observe Ca
madam Week. April 2 to s, with an
appropriate program at the weekly
luncheon and lectures in the schools
The proclamation OF President
James Monroe which assured peace
between the United States and Cam
d for more than a hundred years.
Is being reprinted by Kiwanis pub
LEGATIONS in connection with canad-
ian Week. This proclamation fol-
lows:
BY THE PRESIDENT or THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
A PROCLAMATION.
Whereas an agreement was en-
into at the City OF washing
ton. in the month Of April. In the
year OF U Lord, 1917. between
Richard Rush. Esq, at that time
acting as Secretary OF the Depart
ment OF State or the government OF
the United States and the Right
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

Said defendants are therefore here
by notified OF the tendency OF said
action and that the same will stand
for trial at the next term or said
Court, and hat unless they appear
and answer or demur therein, at the
calling Of said cause, on the 18th
day of May "A. d. 1922, the same be-
ing the 7th day of the next term of
said Court to be begun and held in
Room number 2 in the Court House
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

Hammond. in said County and
State on the End Monday of May, A.
d. 1922, said action will pc heara
and determined in their absence.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I here
unto set my hand and affix the seal
Of said Court. at Hammond, Indiana,
this 22nd day of March, A. D. 1922.
HERBERT l.. WHEATON,
(Seal) Clerk L. s. C..
BY: WILETTA CAMPBELL.
Deputy Clerk. S:23:2s:4;5
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

Large automobile busses are to
replace steam locomotives on short
rural railways in France. Insted
of having rubber tires. rims with
fianges will be placed on the wheels,
so that they can travel en- the rails.
The powerful motors, with bodies
holding from 10 to 30 passengers.
will pull two freight cars at a
speed OF 10 miles an hour.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

linois and Northern Indiana. com
panied by Adjt. Phi. Lawton. Young
Peoples Secretary, will conduct the
services all day next Sunday at the
salvation Army. Both of these men
are excellent speakers.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
1t Pays to Deal at a Live Drug Store

Your always sure of getting pure fresh drugs here. Drugs are
not allowed to get old. Everything is on the move. Live
people deal here-people who appreciate drugs of strength
and quality. and people who appreciate right and just prices.
Your doctor will tell you that for absolutely reliable prescrip-
ton work, ours is best-now and always.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
Khedive Ahmed Fuad Pashs.

Ahmed Fusd Pasha. khedive Of
Egypt, with due pomp and cere-
mony has announced that Egypt IS
m independent and sovereign state
and that be has assumed the title
of king. The British high CON-
missioner, Field Marshal Lord
Allenby, congratulated King Fuad.
whom he addressed as your
majesty
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

TYP FUNERAL

The funeral of Mrs. Peter Typ who
died at Highland Tuesday morning
will be held Friday afternoon at
1880 from the late residence and al
2:0o p. m. from the Highland Hol-
lander church. Burial at Highland
cemetery. n. Emmerling of Ham
mond will conduct the funeral.
GREGG FUNERAL
Mrs. Mona Gregg, aged so years,
who died at the home OF her grand
daughter Mrs. c. E. Cunningham, OF
54S Morton Court. will be buried to-
morrow at Peru. Inc. The body
was shipped to h a city this morn
ing by +. j. Burns.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23

Soc DR.. Graevs Tooth Pow
der. 2 for ............55 c
25c Summers Corn Remedy,
TOR 5uc
Soc As The Petals Vanishing
Cream. 2 for 55c
25c 100 Cascara Compound
Pills (Hinkle). 2 for. Soc
6oc Miller's Snake Oil. 2 for.65c
SOC Poudre De Riz Qualite
Superior. 2 for 55c
25c Hobson's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. 2 for Soc
$1.0O Youth Craft. 2 for .$1.05
25c Pepsin and Charcoal Tab
lets. 2 for ............3 Soc
SOC Curelene, for chapped
hands. 2 for .55c
25c Mor-O-San Talcum Pow
der. 2 for .............3 SOC
&c Palmer's Toilet Water.
assorted odors, 2 for. SOC
75c Cascara Laxative Syrup,
2 for ..................SO SOC
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-03-23
=, &c

SOC Palm Olive Shampoo. 2
tor I5c
Soc lib. Lowell & Covel
Chocolates. 2 boxes. .$l.0S
75c 5-yard Antiseptic Gauze
(Belleview), 2 for. .$1.O0
$1.00 Pure Norwegian Cod
Liver Oil. 2 for .Sl.z5
$l.00 Buckeye Malt and Hops
4 tor .SI.z5
SOC Limestone Phosphate. 2
for 7Sc
$I.20 Bells Pine-Tar-Honey
Compound. 2 for .$l.4S
$l.0o Hobson's Vegetable
Prescription. 2 for. .$1-25
$3.50 Hot Water Bottle. 2
tor -SA.fS
75c Sloans Liniment. 2 for 81
SIPS Lazell's Toilet Water.
2 for .$l.5O
75c Vick's Vapo-Rub. 2
for .$1.0O
sl.1O VinoI. Z for ......S1-3s
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-08-30
$500 FARM BODIES
GET CAMPAIGN CALL
Every Agricultural Organizat ion Raj.
lied to Support Of Rural Credits 5
Amendment
] By Farm Bureau News Service

By Farm Bureau News Service
Nearly 1000 agricultural organiza-
tiOns in Minnesota were called Oh this
week to-rally to the support OF the
rural credits amendment Amendm
No. l. iiss sX b, 81 .s@ n 5&
In letters to the leaders Of farmers
elevators, cooperative shipping asso-
Citations, cooperative creameries. coun-
ty Farm Bureaus, township Farm
Bureau units, farmers clubs, boys and
girls clubs, and other organizati tons,
the state rural credits campaign com
mittee called on the farmers of the
state to vote solidly for the amend
ment. s& 8.y &
"Vote Yes,' is the slogan adopted
by the committee. headed by J. Il.
Reed, president Of the Minnesota Farm
Bureau federation. Get Your. Neigh
Dor to Vote Yes,'' is another.
s '.The rural Credits amendment,
Amendment No. 1, is the most import
ant issue that has been before the
voters of the state in years. the cali
says. ut should be talked over iii
every public meeting. Every agricul-
tural community, town as well as
farm, should see to it that it's solid
vote is cast for the amendment. Pas
sage of Amendment No. l will enable
the legislature to establish rural
credits system that will build up the
prosperity Of the whole state by build
ing up it's basic industry without one
penny of cost to the taxpayers"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-08-30
$4,000 SAVED
ON / 200 CARS
Creameries Association reports Freight
Savings Twice as Large as
Operating Cost

u BY Farm Bureau News Service /
Savings in freight rates on 1000
carloads Of butter, shipped through
the Minnesota Cooperative .Creamer-
les association in it's first year OF ac-
tive marketing work, amount to $780,
600. .s ...
The association announced TODAY
that economies in freight charges,
brought about by shipping in CARROTS,
amount to more than twice the total
cost Of operating the organization. In
other words, according to A. J, Nc
CURE, general manager, the savings
IN freight rates already have paid
back to the cooperative creameries
and their patrons more than the cost
OF the state agency, so that the other
activities Of the organization actually
cost the farmers nothing at all. ,
The membership Of the association
totals 335 cooperative creameries. The
state agency, launched last year, al
ready covers all but five Of the IS
counties in Minnesota. Fourteen ex-
pert field men are at work helping
creameries to improve the quality of
their product to command higher
prices, and to market in carload lots
at lower transportation costs. -
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-08-30
SWANSON LEAVING
FARM FEDERATION
Founder of Farm Bureau News Ser
81 vice Resigns S. e: Elliott +ss''
Elected

Resignation of Neil H. Swanson, di-
rector of the news service and in
vestigatiOn department of the Mime
sofa Farm Bureau federation, was an.
nounced today. Mr.. Swanson resigned
to become city editor Of the Minnea-
polls Journal. Il 80: = s s.
S. e. Elliott, formerly editor of the
Farmers Dispatch, and recently asso.
ciated with the U. S. Grain Growers,
Inc, has been elected to succeed him
in the Farm Bureau organization.
Mr.. Swanson organized the news and
investigation department Of the state
federation, and founded the Farm Blu
reau News Service, which serves more
than 500 ''home town. newspapers
every week with news of Minnesota s
cooperative marketing and agriculture
al organizations. According to j. Fl.
Reed president of the federation, the
department has been built up until it
is recognized as the strongest and
most successful maintained by any
state federation. .5s-
1.-The country newspaper has been
the best friend the Minnesota farmer
and his organizations have had" Mr..
Swanson said. 1T would be impossi-
bic to give. the home town paper too
much credit for the part it has played
in making cooperative marketing a
success in Minnesota. It deserves the
gratitude and the support of every
farmer and every farm organization -
Mr.. Elliott has been Intimately as
ISOLATED, as newspaperman, with the
work and policies of farm organiza-
ton for nine years. T->
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1922-08-30
NEW APPLE CANNOT BE
PROPAGATED FROM SEED

The HARRISON, or Minnesota No.: 80,
a new hardy winter apple developed
by university fruit breeders of the
state fruit breeding farm at Zumbra
Heights, cannot be propagated from
seed. said r. S. Macintosh, horticul-
tural specialist with the agricultural
extension division.
"A recent statement appearing in a
popular magazine of wide circulation
that this apple can be so grown is
entirely erroneous" he said. "The
impression created was quite incor-
rect. This variety, like all standard
varieties of apples, cannot be propa-
gated from seed, but must be grated
or budded.
"The HARRISON, like all new varie-
ties of apples, originated from a single
seed. If seed of this apple were plant
ed, however, there would probably not
be one good variety produced out of a
thousand seeds. To propagate a varie-
ty we must resort to grating or bud
ding -