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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06
TALES OF TOWN
THY HOSIERY.

The socks darn for thee. dear heart,
Mean quite = pile Of work for me.
! count them over, every one apart,
Thy hosiery,
Each sock . mate, two mates = pair
To clothe thy feet in storm and cold
count each sock unto the end and hnd
I've skipped . hole.
Oh Carslessness, this thy reproof;
See how Il looms Aeroas thy solel
/ grind my teeth. and then IN very
truth
darn that hole, sweetheart. ! darn
that hole.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

We suppose hundred years hence
the politicians will have things 30
they can put meter on . mans nose
and tax the very air he breathes.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

The American people spend so per
cent more for face powder than they
give to college endowments. More in
terested on what's on the outside of
the head than what's on the inside.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06
Stationery at The Index office.
Preventative Medicine.

The tendency of medical science is
toward preventative measures. 1t is
easier and better to prevent than to
cure. Pneumonia, one of the most
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

slider . cool NIGHT ~ oAly wertk
While lend Of 9 p1Efeet 49,
.
Man il 70 constitpted that he would
rather inherit $500 than to earn and
save $1,000.
If it's something you really want to
do, never put II Of until tomorrow
bscauss the chances ars someone will
pass law to prohibit you from doing
It.
There IL nothing remarkable about
getting weather reports by wireless
from . long distance. Many Of the
fellows have been getting them from
the moon for generations.
q q
A man whose hobby has been join
ing lodges says he IL through. He
says that instead of recognizing his
distress signs, the people say he has
st. Vitus dance.
This would be . great old world If
we could put as much faith in the
average man as q woman puts in .
safety pin, or as Harry Shropshire
puts in the belt that holds up his PAN
falcons.
A clothier had 4 sign in his win
dow: "Come in and see my trousers
half orr" But there was no grand
rush, as the merchant had been seen
N swimming by most Of the town.
A 5-year-old came running into his
.unt's home, which was not far from
lis own, and said: ooh, auntie, moth
n wants to know will you please bor-
-ow me while she goes shopping"
When boy quits sleeping with his
Ioe and becomes primpy, it is sign
ome dimpled fairy is beginning to
ug at his heartstrings. He will smell
letter, but may never be so happy and
rec of care again.
Z q 4
"Can you take pictures of chill
rem 2" asked the mother. eyes, mad
m; that's one Of my specialties," re-
lied the photographer. "How much
oes it COST" "Six dollars Dozen"
Then I'll wait until next year." said
he woman. ! have only H."
"Isn't it perfectly wonderful that we
an sit in our own home and listen
D lecture or a sermon hundreds of
lilies away?" remarked Old Bill Mis-
ivens ?" "But the most wonderful
art Of it is that we can shut it off
Ihenever we please"
z q q
Every editor tries to put over 7
God job when he writes an obituary. <
tut an obituary editor of an exchange Y
as our admiration in printing the
blowing: "Just about daybreak the
ale Horse came for him, with sad
lie and bride of righteousness and
e straddled it and rode home" 0
& 4 4 II
In these days of drives and special q
avs and special weeks, there is al
avs something to look forward to
/ fact, these days come so numer-
,sly that it is becoming necessary to
ay some of them as double headers. q
Or instance, All Fools Day and the C
al strike were booked for the same d
~. /.
& q q II
A church paper publishes the fol-
wing soliloquy delivered by minis
r after the collection had been tax
i: ~ am Is cents. I'm too small to
" a quart Of oil; I'm too small to
" half pound Of candy; I'm too
ra1l tn huv n ticket IN n rood movie
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

Premier Poincare has said France
will pay her debts: 1t helps Franco
American feeling for Poincare to say
SO, and it doesn't cost anything.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

Economy n Easy enough when you
never have money sno0gA
q q q
You can now buy insurance against
damage to your property caused by a
falling airship.
It's unfair to the monkeys to blame
them for being the progenitors Of
some individuals Of the human family.
q q q
One Of the most reliable signs Of
spring Is whom your wife begins to
get tired Of the spring hat she bought
in January.
One who has had it says the way
you know you've had the flu is be-
cause when you get well you are still
sick.
Says member Of the High school
play: "It's hard to make love
to girl when you know your real girl
is out in front in the audience.
z q q
And before we know it the time of
year win be with NJ when we will con-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06
The Road TO Happiness.

You must keep well if you wish to
be happy. When constipated take one
or two of Chamberlain's Tablets i'm
mediately after supper. They cause
gentle movement of the bowels.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

Look 1t ths printed label on your
paper. The date thereon shows when
N subscription expires. Forward
your money In ample time for renewal
Notcs date On label carefully, and II
not correct, pleaSe notify " at once:
Subscribers desiFing the address OF
their paper changed please state IN
their communication both the OLD
and NEW address.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

WISCONSIN has only had two
f" bank failures in the past 10
years. And the reason is that it is
dairy state. Butter fat makes fat
bank roll.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

GAM BLYTHE predicts two new po-
lftical parties by 1924 and three BY
1928. We trust that one Of them will
meet our rock bound fancy. We are
getting q bit restive In our present
political surroundings. Wed like TO
Join q nice, exclusive political party
which believed something and had
sufficient abdominal invsstiture to say
80. And we've heard lots Of Demo-
Gratis express the same sentiments.
A LONG time ago. 20 we are told,
patent Office employee resigned
because there was nothing more to
patent. But innumerable inventions
have been patented since. Word comes
from Washington that an experiment
er in the bureau Of chemistry attach
ed to the department Of agriculture
has invented . syrup that will stay on
top Of griddle cakes instead Of slough
ing weakly Of into the cutters Of =
plate. The chemist had
quite time Of 1t connecting syrup
that would thicken without crystal
liking. The discovery removes the
last discomfort from griddle cake con-
1t will no longer be neces-
.ary to mop up the plate with seq
ments Of cake, and the amount Of
pancake dressing lost in transit will
be negligible. The name Of the father
If the new lubricant is not mentioned
N the dispatches. Whatever it is it
ought to go down beside those Of the
persons who invented self collared
shirts, feather beds, pie and waffles.
rhe chemist invented comfort.
WISCONSIN has. only had two
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

And before we know It the time Of
year win be with NJ when we will con-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-04-06

A forgetful squire in = small town
was in the habit of carrying about
with him slip of paper upon which
were written the words of the mar
rage ceremony. He would not trust
his memory on the subject and the
few dollars he received in fees helped
in the annual income.
One day, however, while away from
home, he was approached by a couple
who wished to enter the holy bonds
and discovered to his horror that he
had left the formula at home. New
ertheless, he put a brave front on it.
''You wanter marry this young wom-
AM" he asked the groom. 81 do
Young woman. you wanter marry
this feller?" II do" "Then," with
a sigh of relief: u pronounce you
man and wife accordin' to the memo
randum l must have left at home in
my other pants pocket" /
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-23
Women's Part In Making Glad
The Vast Wastes Of Desert

1t is just that one feels it and loves it.
The celebration of tomorrow, is a mem
orable event and it is well that the
people stop to think of what has been
done, of what is yet to be done to
bring the valley to the highest state of
development possible; to enlarge and
broaden it's cultural life as its material
well being is cared for; to bring others
to share in its glory, in it's potential
wealth, in its bigness and its great
ness.
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-23

cd by the women S clubs of the valley.
Today's Records Their Work
There arc churches now and fine
school buildings and brilliant social
life. Many of those who helped to start
all these things, who put their life and
strength into the valley in the hour
of it's need, are gone now to other
places, but there are some still here
who came 20, II, 10 years ago, proud
and happy to be numbered among the
pioneers of the one and only Imperial
valley.
There is a dignity in belonging to
the first people in any community, a
pride of achievement, sense of self
respect that cam not be told in words
Imperial Valley press., 1922-06-23

Farming is an industry where the
farmer uses the raw materials from the
soil, air and water to produce manu-
factured products
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06

know this will. DO a constructive and
forward contribution TO the good and
tho welfare OF our United States Of
America"
General PershinE spoke briefly and
was followed by Hsnford MscNider,
National Commander OF tho American
Legion.
The President and Mrs. Harding en-
joycd themselves hugely on the re-
viewing stand, when the centennial
procession passed with it's tableau1,
posed by fratcrnnl organizations,
people CARRIED n, Indians, pioneers
soldiers of tho Mexican War, and
Civil War veterans In their wartime
uniforms. In almost every scction oil
the parade there was people who were
recognized and got a title wave OF
greeting from tho President and his
wife.
The President played nine holes Of
golf this morning at the new Marion
Country Club with General PershinG
and General Dawes and Orlie Rapp o.
Marion. Then with Mrs. Harding hi
took luncheon with G. Il. Killing, Mrs
Harding's brother
An article by Mr.. Harding, tho frs
since no WAS inaugurated President
appeared on tho editorial pnge OF Thu
Daily Star yesterday. IL was WRITER
by Mr.. Harding this morning whe'
he dropped In ut his newspaper office
headed THE Essentials Of Success"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
TELLS LEGION
IT'S future IS GREAT
Destiny OF America is in Its
Hands, He Says at
Marion.

Marion, Ohio. July 6.--Ths Ameri-
cnn Legion holds the destiny OF the
country for tho next fifty years, Pres
ident Harding said in an impromptu
address at reunion of Ohio posts
here yesterday afternoon.
II was after a historical and mil
itary parade. I'm which 1000 Marion
people, In costume and on floats. rep
resenting episodes OF the towns 100
years OF existence that President and
Mrs. Harding paid a surprise visit to
tho Legion at the county fair
grounds. Tho ex-soldiers gave the
President and General ,Pershihg n
Wild doughboy yell when they appear
ed on the platform, while Brig. Gen
John r. McQuigge, known to Ohi'
troops in France as "Go-Get-Em'
McQuisge. was speaking.
you have rather taken mo on mi
feet" said Mr.. Harding in his eddres,
II CAME here only as a spectator, hop
Ing that my presence would convey Il
you my very cordial greetings. l ar'
not going to complain about II. Their
In no complaint in my heart. I fee
that have come unlimited. becaus
somehow or other you don't invite tn
i President TO all tho features OF you
program, and l just trailed In Wit
your Commander In Chief because
wanted to have tho pleasure OF look
ing into your faves.
80 long az the American Legion
consecrpted to the preservation OF TN
Constitution and the maintenance c
law and order In this Republic IN
United States OF America IL syerlast
inRly secure.
Have you ever stopped 10 thinl
young men, OF tho wonderful part IN
Grand Army of the Republic has play
ed In nifty years OF American pro
gross? Tho veterans of the Civil Wa
once they organized. entered into III
social, the political, the business. tn
moral life of this great Republic.
so, men, you are charged with
greater responsibility now than yc
were charged with on the battlefrol
. In France. because in your hands
the deatiny OF tho next half century
tho United States OF America, and
have no hesitancy in eaying 10 you
think II IL in good hands, because
you will serve with conscience al
your capacity, ana with the same d
, votion and conservation with whi'
you defended tho flag In France.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
CONGRESS MAY ACT
ON PROPERTY HELD
Custodian Miller Makes State
ment of the Course He Will
Follow.
Special Dispatch From Every Evening .
Washington Correspondent.

Special Dispatch From Every Evenings
Washington Correspondent.
Washington, July 9. - Colonel
Thomas w. Miller. In = conference
With Newspaper mon relative to mat
,~rS concerning tho administration OF
the affairs OF tho once Of the allen
property custodian, yesterday. get forth
Ms views about the sale OF patents TO
the Chemical Foundation, discussion Of
which has aroused widespread interest.
The Presidents letter OF July l."
nah Colonel Miller IN his talk with the
Newspaper men, 10 the authority OF
this ONCE for making the demand on
tho Chemical Foundation. Inc. The
Presidents letter, which has been made
public. says In effect. that the sale
Of the patents to tho Chemical Foun-
dstion appears TO be made at so near
IN a nominal sum. that there IL rea-
con TO believe that this Government
has not faithfully observed the trust.
In the opinion OF the President IN
which opinion this office concurv. the
sale OF the patents 10 the Foundation
was at sum so nominal. that the
question should be reopened, in order
20 ascertain whether the price WAS
proper. IL our written demand, which is
going forward shortly. is not complied
with by the Chemical Foundation, then
the second course outlined by the
President will be taken. and a suit
an equity filed. probably IN the Dis
trtct OF Columbia.
Il am not replying TO any Of Mr.
psmer's or Mr. Caravans statements
es Il is not my business TO do so. We
are taking this action SIS the President
has directed. and l would not care al
this time, To reply TO either OF their
statements. l am concerned with fol-
lowing out direction No. OF the Presi-
dents orders. and II this fails 10 ac-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
DR.. CADMAN SPEAKER
At SUMMER SCHOOL
Brooklyn Pastor, Nationally
Known Orator, Will be
Heard Tonight.

Special Correspondence Dery Evening
Newark. July S.--What Is expected
TO be one of the most interesting lee
| lures OF tho series arranged by the
Service Citizens for the University of
Delaware Summer School course will
be given In Wolf Hall tonight by DR..
S. Parkes Cadman. pastor OF Central
Congregational Church, Brooklyn. His
subject will be, Tho Mission OF the
Republic
| On Sunday evening a union service
will be held In Wolf Hall In which oil
congregations OF Newark have been
invited to take part. This service will
be started at 8 o'clock and the first
half hour Will be devoted 10 music.
The sermon will be preached by DIR.
Aquilla Webb, pastor Of First and
/ Central Presbyterian Church. Will
mington. This will be DR.. webbs
first appearance In Newark TO preach
a sermon.
Tho musical program Sunday owe
ming Will bs under the direction of
William Silvano Thunder. pianist, with
Mrs. Russell King as contralto and
Dorothy tombstone Beseler, harpist.
Mrs. King Is one OF the most widely
known contralto singers In this part
OF tho country. She is soloist of the
Synagogue in Philadelphia, also at st.
Pauls Church OF the same city md
has repeatedly appeared with the
Philadelphia Orchestra, the Choral So
ciety and the Operate Society OF that
city. Critics pronounce her voice mar
Vicious in ita range and quality.
Dorothy Johnetone- Baseler is well
known az harpist I'm ell eastern cities
She has appeared with the Philadelphia
Orchestra and other organizations and
is harpist at the Church OF st. Luke
and the Epiphany, Philadelphia. Mr.
Thunder is pianist and organist Of IN,
Philadelphia Orchestra and Us one oi
the best known musicians Of the coun-
try.
The program TO be presented fol
lows
!. Piano Solo;
"Reverie" Chaniuad
William Snvano Thunder
2. Contralto Solos:
! Ia II VIII Sing of Thy Great Mercy"
: Roesin
= Cb) nv ne Waters NJ Babylon
Howel
I tc) go Come 70 My Heart Lord Jesus
- Arnbros
= Mrs. Russell King Miller.
e ;. Harp Solos:
d (a) "Roman2e" Faur
!. OBJ "Ballade" lamar
q (c) "Angelus" Saint-Saen
4. Contralto Solos With Har
Accomps niment:
> (a) Lamb of Cod Bize
. OBJ ITO the Angels" Yard
;, Mrs. Russell King Miller
!. 5. Harp Solos:
(a) "Cantilene" Solder
CD Ia Fontains" Fab,
Dorothy tombstone Baseler
- Next Monday night DR. Newe
C Dwight Hills. pastor of Plymout
= Church. Brooklyn. will lecture befor
II the summer school in Wolf Hall. II
"a subject will be, THE Ten CommanS
II ments and the Constitution OF IL
II United States DIR. Hillis is anoth,
is pulpit orator with a national reputs
l. ton. He il pastor OF the churC
Ie which was first made famous by Hem
d Ward Beecner. This lecture Is ale
expected TO attract many visitors
IT addition to the students OF the SUNNI,
,e school and residents OF Newark.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
Alkali in Soap
Bad for the Hair

Soap should be used very carefully. u
you want TO keep your hair looking
It's best Most soaps and prepared
shampoos contain too much slkon.
This dries the scalp, n,skes he hair
brittle and ruins It.
The best thing FOR steady use Is
Mulsifled cocoanut OIL shampoo (which
Ia pure and greaselses). and IS better
than anything else you can use.
Two or three teaspoonfuls OF Mulsi-
fed in a cup or glass with a little
warm water is sufficient to cleanse
the hair and scalp thoroughly.
Simply moisten the hair with
water and rub Il in. It makes
an abundance Of rich, creamy lsrh.r-,
which rinses out easily, removing
every particle OF dust. Dirt, dan
drurr and excess of, The nair dries
quickly and evenly, ard It leaves tho
scalp soft. and the hair fne and silky
bright. lustrous, fluffy and easy Ia
manage
You can got Mulsihcd cocoenut oil
shampoo st any pharmacy, lt's very
cheap, and few ounces VIII supply
every member OF the family for
| months. Be sure your druggist gives
/ you Mulsified-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
BAND CONCERT TONIGHT
AT RODNEY RESERVOIR

Following Il tho program for
tho public hand concert at 8
O'Clock tonight at Rodney Res
srvoir:
Overture. Merry Wives Of
Windsor" NicolaL
Suite. Peer 0ynt" Grieg.
Selection. "FAust" Gounod.
"American Eantasie,-.. HArbert
Dance Numbers.
Fox Trot, ''Sersnsde Blues"
Htssle.
FOX Trot. '"rsasin' :. Carlton.
Fox Tfot POO Hoo Hoo" Link
FUE Trot "Oh. Sing-a-loo.'
Pollack-
waltz, "Coser.". ..... Du Paro.
Fox Trot "Georxette,"
Henderson.
Fox Trot Here Comes Dinah."
Perkins.
Fox Trot Virginia Blues"
TeAst.
Fox Trut, California" Friend
Waltz, Three o'clock in tho
Morning" Robledo.
the Star Spangied Banner
THE PHILHARMONIC BAND.
J. Norris Robinson, Director.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06

that in spite Of = bad start he Will
make very real success from every
angle Of his four years over horc.
Notwithstanding the undiminished
bitterness at home, he In unduestion-
ably making progress In the regard
Of tho British people. OF course, It Is
true he had to start from scratch.
CHER Juntice Taft brought his stay
In London to a close last night with
a speech to the members of tho
British bench and bar at tho Middle
Temple.
He will sail tomorrow for Montreal
from Liverpool on the Canop,c. Today
he will motor to Cambridge, where ne
will receive tho degree OF doctor of
laws and be guest OF honor mt a
banquet given by tho faculty Of Trim
ity College.
Chief Justice Taft and Mrs. Taf,
were entertained Mt luncheon yester.
day by Premier Lloyd George.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06

oomplLsh the results, then tho court
action win be tnwen in connection with
tho Department of Justice"
May BE Up To Congress.
The question was asked A. to what
would happen to tho patents II they
wcre returned. They are In the same
category as all German, Austrian and
Hungarian property. namely. await
ing future disposition by Congress.
This office last week instituted legal
proceedings in I've states, so ~ to
protect the license money paid under
the Trading With the Enemy act In
other words. July End. ono year after
the end of the war, was the time limit
under the Trading With tho Enemy
act. within which suits could be filed
for the return of the license money
paid for the licensing OF these patents
trademarks and copyrights. IL such
suits were not fled by tho former
owners, then the licensee could file
suit for the return OF the money paid
for the use Of these patents, trademarks
and copyrights. This Offices instituted
suits IN New York. Delaware, Illinois
Pennsylvania and New Jersey. in order
TO protect the license money on &C
count and for the use OF these German
Austrian and Hungarian patents. They
are filed as Thomas w. Miller. Trustee
va. Frank White, Treasurer, and tn,
licensee. It Va only proper that this
Office. as custodian for the enemy
property, should take this action"
Question as TO the effort Of the gov
eminent getting the property back, and
whether there was any criminal &C
ton involved.
II am standing on the President
letter 10 this office, which has beer
made public, and l do not care to dis
cuss any criminal action. That is alb
solutely up TO the Department of Jus
tlce"
Question: Are you disposed to tel
somewhat as TO the facts that disclos
the Investigation created by Nj
/ Daugherty?"
i an not in g position TO discuss ina
st all Mr.. Daughsrty save out nj
statement and I have nothing 20 ga
with regard to his department. II
spoke for the Department OF Justice il
his own statement"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1922-07-06
SENATE RENAMFS HARDINGj
POMERENE ALSO NOMINATED

Washington, July 6.-President
Harding was renominated for a sec
ond term in tho Senate yesterday,
while Senator Pomerene. senior sena-
tor from the Presidents home State
was nominated to oppose him.
Senator Shortridgo was urging an
Increased duty on California nutF
when the matter OF tho 1924 nomina
ton came up.
"As sure" he said, "as the sun VII
gid the dome tomorrow, Ohio will
havs . son in tina Presidential chair
for many years 10 come"
Yes" interrupted Senator Ashurst
pointing 10 Senator Ponerene. u an
glad 20 say that tho sanfor Senate
from Ohio IL in good health"
THE son OF Ohio 70 whom I refer
retorted Mr.. Shortridge, will be tina
great hearted, luminous minded thor
oughbred American. Warren @. Hard
ing"
~ think the Senator 71ns mis- name