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Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24
SELECT 4 SPECIAL CLASS OF
EXHIBITS TC~ STUDY

Those who attend state or coun-
ty fair this fall. and every one who
can ought to at least attend one or
more such fairs, should by all means
select one line of exhibits in which
they are most interested and make
a thorough study of these exhibits.
If two days are given to the fair,
let one be spent in a thorough study
of some particular class and the 9th
err for general sightseeing and en-
tertainment.
No one can justify the existence
of the fair nor the time and money
he spends in attending it, unless he
really learns something from it
which will help him in his work.
The inspiration obtained and the
ambitions stimulated by viewing
the remarkable exhibits of a good
state or county fair, and the pleas
ures enjoyed from the entertain
ment features, are all valuable and
not to be ignored.
But unless some helpful instruc-
ton is obtained or some useful in
formation is carried home, no visi-
tor from the farm has secured the
most complete and valuable return
for the time and money he has spent
attending the fair
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

This is the time of the year to
get a Jar of CAMPHOSOTE and
have it in the home. 1t will help to
keep the children in good health and
have them ready for school. CAM
PHOSOTE is a splendid treatment
for colds, Group. sore throat and
lung troubles 1t will relieve that
nasty irritating cough instantly, if
you take portion as large as a
grain of corn upon the tongue and
rub it over the roof of the mouth.
After swallowing few times the
cough will be relieved One trial
will convince you of this easy way
to relieve cough. Externally
CAMPHOSOTE has the advantage
of not greasing or staining the skin
or clothing and it is unnecessary to
cover with cotton or woolens and
doesn't have to be washed off the
next morning. Just apply CAMPHO-
SOTE and rub until it is entirely
taken up by the pores of the skin.
Children like it as well as adults,
for it leaves a pleasant, stimulating
and soothing effect soc at drug
gists' and country stores.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24
Is "REAL" BARGAINS

Some New Ones Listed Lately
2 4-room houses, $3.50, and
$4,000.
6-room houses, $1,000 to
$1,000.
2 S-room houses, g lots) $1,000
and 1900.
fine modern houses, $4,000.
5-room houses, $500 to $4,000.
2 7-room houses. $4,000 to
$4,000.
Groom and acres, $1,000.
ROSS & TAYLOR, Agents
Rooms HIP Stanbery Bldg.
McConnelsville, Ohio
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Miss Catherine Simpson, daugh-
ter of Mr. and Mrs. T. w. Simpson
of Columbus, returned home Satur-
day after a visit here with her
grandmother Mrs. Susan Simpson,
and other relatives and friends.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The colossal spectacle-drama "The
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse,
has turned thousands away from
the doors of every theatre in which
it is shown.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

''The Four Horsemen of, the Apoc-
alypse," translated to the screen
from the internationally famous
novel that has been read by ten mil
lion persons in the United States
alone.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr. John Mcbride will move
soon from the Frank Kuntz proper
ty in the east end of town, to the
Whitaker & Mckay fiat over the C.
N. Hooper pool room. now occupied
by Mr. and Mrs. Earle Eveland.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. H. c. Au Miller and
daughter Beulah of Edgerton, KY,
are guests at the H. J. Leggett
home. Mr.. Au Miller is cousin of
Mrs. Leggett and is in the railroad
business
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Relief from Tormenting Hay Fever
Thousands of hay fever and asth-
ma victims who are not able to go
to the mountains, find relief in
Foley's Honey and Tar. 1t allays in
fiammation, soothes and heals raw
and rasping bronchial tubes, helps
difficult breathing, and makes
sound, refreshing sleep possible
Sold Everywhere.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Miss Alice Murray of New Phila-
delphia is visiting here with her
grandmother Mrs. Jas. T. Murray,
and other relatives.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. Floyd Huffman of Dayton
came the first of the week to visit his
parents Mr.. and Mrs James E. Huff
man of this place. He is employed
in a short order restaurant of that
cify
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Metros "The Four Horsemen of
the Apocalypse, starring Rudolph
Valentino, at the Twin City Opera
House, Monday and Tuesday, Sept
4-5
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

To Mr.. and Mrs. James Murphey
of Malta township this morning a
son. named Donald James.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

"The Four Horsemen of the Apoc-
alypse," from the novel by Vincente
Blasco IbaneZ,, no more striking
literary figure since Victor Hugo.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Nylotis talcum, healing, sooth-
ing, velvety toilet powder.-The
StanberY Pharmacy.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. ]. A. Logan and grandson E.
O. McMillen of GAINESVILLE have been
visiting at the Walter Blackledge
home near Rowland.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Metros "The Four Horsemen of
the Apocalypse, starring Rudolph
Valentino, at the Twin City Opera
House, Monday and Tuesday, Sept.
Ak
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. II. J. Leggett spent
Sunday with E. A. Barnes and fam
lily near Unionyille.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. Lee Nell, jr., who is employ
ed with the Frank Finley grocery,
has been off duty this week on ac-
count of a very sore foot caused by
A rusty nail
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

1.-The Four HoTsemen of the Aroc-
alypse," translated to the screen
from the internationally famous
novel that has been read by ten mil
lion persons in the United States
alone.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mrs J. r. Henderson and son
Robert Henderson of Ashland came
the first of the week to visit Mrs.
Henderson S. mother Mrs. Keziah
Ray, and other relatives.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

See "The Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse" interpreted by a cast
of so principals and an ensemble of
12,500 At the Twin City Opera
House Monday and Tuesday, Sept
Ak
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

entire musical score for "The Four
Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Com
posed OF pianist, violin, cornet, trap
drums, clarinet and trombone.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

A daughter was born TUESDAY 10
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Smith (Steiia
Walker) of Malta.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. E. w. Hardin who has been
living on the Guy Spencer farm at
the end of the Happy Hollow brick
road, will have sale Sept. 2, and
will leave for farm near Rose
Vile.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mrs. Andrew Keyes returned to
her home at Somonauk, ILL.,, We'd
nesday, after ten days visit here
among her old friends.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr. C. A. Lawrence who resided
for some time in Pittsburgh, is nov
located in Washington, D. C. He is
the son of Mrs. r. r. Lawrence and
brother of Misses Ella and Bertha
Lawrence of this place.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. F. w. Pearson OF Center
township mas purchased the proper
ty, of the late VIM. Shook here,
now occupied by Ernest Hender-
sons. We understand he will move
here to his property about Oct. l.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The Chesterhill fair is the next
big attraction. The dates are Sept.
Sc.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. Charles Murphey and wife
who spent the summer at Salt run
camping, left Wednesday for Colum-
bus where Mr. Murphey is employed
on the B. & o. police force.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The ladies of Mt Zion M. E.
church will hold bake sale at Ev-
erybody's store in McConnelsville,
Saturday, Aug. rs.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The Danford Pharmacy sells
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mrs. Louise Leeper returned to
Columbus Sunday, after visit here
with her son James Leeper.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

"The Four Horsemen of the Apoc-
alypse," translated to the screen
from the internationally famous
novel that has been read by ten mill
lion persons in the United States
alone.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Here it comes-MetrO's million
dollar photoplay masterpiece, The
Four Horsemen Of the Apocalypse. ;"
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

A son was born Tuesday evening
to Mr.. and Mrs. Clark Williams of
Durant
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. M. w. Balderson
of Malta are spending the week in
Akron, with their daughter Mrs
Mary Rogers.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Large sweet watermelOns for sale
at Huck brothers farm two miles
south of McCOnnelsvil1e.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Good house paint at $2.25 gal
lon.-The Stanbery Pharmacy.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

All the stores in Pennsville sell
CAMPHOSOTE.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

All the stores in Reinersville sell
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Metros 1.-The Four Horsemen of
the Apocalypse, starring Rudolph
Valentino, at the Twin City Opera
House, Monday and Tuesday, Sept.
4-5.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Keep in mind the dates of the
Chesterhill fair, Sept. Sc.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Misses Maude and Jessie Spencer
who have been spending the sum
mer with their parents Mr. and
Mrs. Ludwell Spencer of near Neely-
vile, leave Friday for Idaho, where
they will again teach the coming
year.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Joseph Rose who served jail
sentence here of four months, for
the cutting of VIM Erwin of Deaver-
town, was released Tuesday OF this
week He paid the money fine in
connection with the sentence.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

See 1.-The Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse, interpreted by a cast
of so principals and an ensemble of
1880. At the Twin City Opera
House Monday and Tuesday, Sept.
As.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. M. Scott left
last Friday for Lakeside to spend
about a week.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mrs. w. E. Sealock who has spent
much of the summer here with her
mother Mrs. LenOra Whitney, and
other relatives, left Wednesday for
Columbus where she joined her
daughter Miss Thelma Sealock, and
both left for their home at Lincoln
Neb. Miss Sealock and mother
have spent the past two college
terms in Columbus where Miss Sea-
lock worked out her Masters de-
gree, she having previously received
her Bachelor degree. She has it in
mind to take up journalistic work.
Mrs. Sealock's husband was recently
chosen dean of the college of edu-
cation in the University of Nebraska.
This is one of the larger universi-
ties of the country. Aast year
more than 1000 students we're en-
rolled.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The Harris Pharmacy sells CAM
PHOSOTE.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

LOCAL NE WS
The Stanbery Pharmacy sells
CAMPHOSOTE.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

Mr.. and Mrs B. J. Wilmarth of
Cleveland are spending a few weeks
here with Mrs Wilmarth's mother
Mrs. Frances Mcbride, and with Mr..
Wilmarth's aunt and uncle Mr.. and
Mrs. Ned Bartlett of Malta. Mr.
Wilmarth is taking course in pub
lie accounting.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

The colossal spectacle-drama "The
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, :"
has turned thousands away from
the doors of every theatre in which
it is shown.
Morgan County Democrat. (McConnelsville, Ohio) 1886-1943, 1922-08-24

If you miss seeing "The Four
Horsemen of the Apocalypse" with
the six piece orchestra, you will
miss seeing one of the finest per-
formances ever brought to our
town.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
subduino a Parent.

Daughter, you have been running
around with young Fllpson for weeks,
but you haven't introduced him to me
yet"
Father. you and Augustus couldn't
have anything In common"
II ventured to hope that we had a
mutual interest In you, but let him
continue TO regard me as stranger.
I'm little behind the times, l fear
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
ONE QUALIFIED TO ADVISE

Wife (readIng from newspaper)-
Refined couple" says an advertise
ment, will adopt healthy girl not
more than three years old" etc.
Husband (who walked the floor
with baby last nlght)-I admire the
parental instinct of this good man and
woman, but I'd like TO give them this
parental advice: Don't take on child
until after 1t has passed the teething
period. Answers.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News Of the Town and Village and
Advertisements.

Advertisements.
DR.. John d. Lane was in Troy Tues
day.
William II. wills is attending an
insurance directors meeting In Mont.
pclier.
Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Partenope
and child motored to North Adams
yesterday.
Dr. and Mrs. Frank II. Holllster OF
Brockton, Mass, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. A. e. HOLSTER.
Mrs. B. F. Fields, who has been
spending two weeks in town, has re-
turned to Vergennes.
George Neary, who is employed In
North Adams, spent the weekend at
| his home in Bennington.
Misses Alice, Eileen and Katherine
White OF Boston are visiting Mrs
George Hogan Of Gage street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Kenyon OF
Green Island, former residents Of
Bennington, spent Tuesday in town.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. ID. Moore OF Gage
street left Monday on an automobile
trip through Vermont and New York.
John Glass of Rutland, wslo was at
one time the train dispatcher at the
Bennington railroad station, spent
yesterday in town.
Mr.. and Mrs Kennedy Boone have
returned to New York after spend.
ing the holidays with Mrs. Boone's
: mother. Mrs. Wells Latin Field.
Mr. and Mrs. Edward Ball and
; daughter, who have been spending
a few days with Mrs Reynolds Dun.
! ham OF East Main street, have return
: ed to sPittsfeId
: Edward Stevens, Guy Murray and
Leonard Cultivate, who have been
: spending the holidays at their homes
l at Old Bennington, returned to New
~ York last night.
The members OF the Baptist churci
Will hold a regular quarterly bust
ness meeting at the church Thursday
evening directly following the mid.
| week prayer service,
The employees at Fillmore Farms
! observed the Fourth of July by hold.
ing picnic at the foot OF Mount An.
tthony. The party, which with invit.
ed guests from out Of town number.
ed IS, had an enjoyable outing.
Commander A. VI. Downs OF Custer
post G. A. r., was in Pownal yester
! day to attend the funeral OF Thomas
" McCumber, veteran OF the civil
war.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Gard of Thanks

We wish to thank our many
friends. Red Mountain chapter d. n.
s., and Ormsby chapter d. A. r. who
sent beautiful flowers. those who
gave the use OF their cars and In
any way assisted us during He III.
ness and death Of our beloved wife
and mother.
Orlando II. Adams,
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Adams
and family
Mr.. and Mrs. H. d. LaBatt
and family
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News Of the Town and Village and
Advertisements.

- ~ |
John Williams OF Hoboken, N. j., Is
spending few days In Bennington.
Rev. A. A. Morrison of Plttsfield
visited Mr.. and Mrs. II. r. Durham /
Monday
Miss Edal'ne Condor. who Is en-
ployed in Schenectady, is spending the
week VITA relatives in town.
Mrs. Bernard Barclay OF New York
Is spending some time with her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Shin
lintzky.
Miss Helen Hartford, who has been
the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs, w. X. Bis
SELL returned yesterday to Lowell,
Mass.
Mrs. Joseph Belisle died Tuesday at
her home in Worcester, Mass. She
was former well-known resident Of
Bennington
The next best thing to using fresh
fruits for favoring is to use Baker 8
Flavoring Extracts-just Ike pure
fruits bottled up.
The second quarterly meeting of
st. Marys Guild will be held Friday
evening after the service. A large
attendance Is desired.
Joseph Goldman and daughter, Jean
nette, who have been visiting his sis
tor, Mrs. Harry Fienberg. returned
today 10 Jersey City, N. j.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frederick L. Dicker
man Of Bristol are spending few
days at the home. of her parents
Judge and Mrs. Edward l.. Bates.
The ladies' of the Baptist church
will bold a food sale Saturday after
noon, July &, In the church chapel
The sale will include home made
brown bread, cakes, pies COOKIES, etc
Lost: -Pocketbook with small sun
OF money, also keys and receipts
either on James Bus or at waiting
room at Stone church. Finder please
return to LOG Putnam St. Benning
atom.
Miss Evelyn Colgate entertained q
number of young people at dinnel
: Monday evening at her home at Ole
| Bennington after which she took hel
guests to the dance at Mt. Anthony
Country club.
Mrs. James c. Co gate is expected
to return the last OF the week from
France. Mrs. Colgate has beer
touring in England, Scotland ant
France during the spring and earl,
summer
The Old Bennington sCloolhous'
!. viii. be open every Thursday morn
ing from 10 to IL o'clock during Jul!
and August for Red Cross work
Workers will be most welcome, alsi
contributions to provide supp les 70
our local community Mrs. Guy h
Johnson, chairman Old Bennington
branch Red Cross
) Misses NJ nnie and Lillian Levi:
returned last night from New Yorl
where Trey have been spending tn
Fourth. They we're accompanied b,
, Mrs. Paul Luttenger and their sister
! Miss Frances Levin. Mrs. I.uttenge
was formerly Miss Shirley Levy, VIII
resided in Bennington some year
ago.
Cyrus s. Estes and Howard n
Estes, who have been connected wit
the Cieckerline market since TIL
bus ness was bought by Dougla
y Hawks, severed their connection
: with the market Saturday evening
D c. S. Estes was the previous owne
of the business in which he an,
members OF his family had been er
gagged for a number of years, Whe
!, the store was sold to Mr. Hawks tn
former owner became an empioye o.
= salary and commission basis an
the agreement continued to Satui
J day night. Walter Stewart. who ha
been with the Atlantic and Pacifi
q chain store here, is now employed a
the Checkerline.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
NOT ALWAYS A SIGN

AS usual, Mrs. Suburbs enllvened
the dinner table conversation with an
account Of the new servant.
II don't know much about her yet"
she said, but she is goodnatured and
harmless at any rate"
How did you find that outT'
by her singing. she Is always
singing at her work"
THAT'S no sign" said Mrs. Suburbs.
"A mosquito does that"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Only Way to Reach Him.

"Nlr Jagsby has telephone In his
cellar"
TITS house phone"
whats the ideag
AIRS Jagsby occasionally likes to
exchange word with him when he's
about the premises"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
A Poor hek.

A Poor Rek.
81 don't blame you for turning ont
best sellers and getting rich at It."
said the authors friend, but yo;i
ought to write something for pos
terity."'
Can you imagine me buying a
motor car and telling the dealers to
charge 1t to posterityf"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Unsolicited Advice.

do too many cooks spoil the
brothf'
1--WE never experimental with
broth" said Mr.. BIBLES, but too many
solicitous ne'ghbors who regard them
selves as experts certainly do muss up
the home brew"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
They Filled the Bill.

Mrs. Newrlch (returning from
tour)-We went very swiftly all the
way.
Caller-But travelling in a fast auto,
how could you get any idea of the
countryf
Mrs. Newrlch--Oh, l bought lot
OF picture postal cards every place we
stopped at.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Fried Out.

QuIzzer-You trust your Office boy
with a good many Important secrets.
Is he reliable?
Whlzzer-He caddied for me all
last season and no one in the club
ever questioned the scores | turned
In
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
More Strategy.

"Do you ever suspect Mr.. Jibwny of
running around with other woineni"
Certainly" said Mrs. Jibway.
"You don't let him know 1t, do
your
II take particular pains to let him
know 1t. When want check an
ounce of suspicion Is worth pound
of pleading" Vi
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
still Poor.

~ understand you've been trying
your luck in Wall street."
yes" replied Mr. Dubwaite,
thoughtfully.
"How did you come out?"
Il discovered that my luck hasn't
changed any since | used to get licked
for what other boys did in school,"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
boomers
yirono Tack.

The dean had hardboiled fresh
man on the carpet. The dean decided
TO take fatherly attitude.
IF you were In my place." he asked
kindly. "what would you do?"
"Id resign" Wesleyan Advance,
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
PSYCHOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE

Are you going to send your boy
Josh to college3"
NO. replied Farmer Corntossel.
"The wisest mon have admitted that
there are great many things they
don't know. TO succeed, man must
have faith In his own ability. Josh
has arrived at point where he thinks
he knows everything worth knowing,
and don't want to spoil his self-con-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Knew His Man.

"Hallo, Jobson. what are you do
ing here this time of day? / heard
you had a permanent job"
81 think l have. Ships & Co. have
hired me to collect the bill you owe
them"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
a Correct DIAGNOSIS.

"Thls is no girl-and-music show"
said the lncbriated person to his
friend when the curtain went up.
"Blest II Idon't believe it's Shake
speare"
"But the box-offlce man said 1t was
just the thing for US"
"Yeah He thought we needed
sleep"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
His Mistake.

The burglar reappeared from the
bedroom. "Any money in his clothes?7
his pal inquired.
Nothing but dime, few hair
pins and some taper
"Fooll You got hold Of his wife's
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
a Good Test.

Maud don't know whether Char.
ley really loves me or not.
Her Brother--What did you give
him for birthday present the other
day?
Maud-A box Of cigars.
Her Brother-Did he smoke themf
Maud-Yes.
Her Brother-Then you may be sure
he loves you.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1922-07-05
Somebody to Pick On.

81 understand Mr.. Peckton has TAX
en- up golf"
"Yes, and 1t has made a new man
out of him."
1.-THE exerclse?"
mot exactly. After years Of subiec-
ton in the home, itwould do your
heart good to see the way he worries
a caddy.e