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Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19

the inimitable ass who would limit
his lunch to bowl of milk and
crackers, But the magazine was not
a tremendous success. First of all
Esperanto went out of fashion more
or less and thus handicapped the
editorial staff of the publication.
Another serious difficulty was the
transient character of the staff. Few
members lived more than two weeks
after resuning their duties and this
of course, made it impossible to main
tam constant policy or to put into
effect any standardization of thought.
While it lasted, though, it was greatly
enjoyed by all members. 1t was
called with One Foot In and on
almost any Saturday afternoon
scores of loyal members could be
seen carrying their magazines home
under their arms to spend the week
end IN sedentary study of its wit and
hunor. There was much in it that
gave inspiration for new gastrono-
meal atrocities for the coming week.
The great consolation that comes
from being member of this Asso-
citation is the number of chapters
that IT has and the assurance that
you will always find brother mem
Der no matter where YOU go. They
are everywhere, in every civilized
place where men eat and work in
Offices.
The Association should not be con-
fused with the grave diggers union.
Members of the Grave Diggers' I'M
limited, dig their own graves and do
it with their teeth; but those OF the
union dig graves for other, and use
a spade,
Glance through the columns of the
paper this morning. There, you see,
Jones dropped dead last night in the
park from acute indigestion. He was
a member Of the Association. Brown
is in the hospital with hardening Of
the arteries. He is member of the
Association. Smith, poor fellow, has
an incurable stomach trouble He is
member Of the Association.
But, on the other hand, think what
a vast amount OF good the Associa-
ton does. 1t helps keep the earth
from being over-populated, it creates
an unlimited market for exotic foods
from every corner of the globe, it
keeps the druggist working day and
night dispensing pills, powders and
capsules. And the doctors Why. a
telephone-booth-full Of doctors would
be enough for all of New York City
If it were not for the Grave Diggers'
Observation-Disclosures.
Look at White working at his desk
over there in the corner. He goes
about his task with the enthusiasm
Of man making ont his income tax.
But last nightz@1hat A difference i
You should have seen White at
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
guarantors for another year.
CEILING IS
MUCH LIGHTER

Some fear being expressed by the
more timid that a metal ceiling
would be too heavy a weight for the
supports at First Methodist Episco-
pal Church, induced church officials
to have Contra ctor Westenhayer
make a careful examination Of the
timbers. It was found that these
timbers are so large and in such
perfect condition and so we'll brac-
cd that no danger existed Of any
thing giving away. When the church
was erected the builders used the
very best of materials and there
has been little If any depreciation
in the half century that has ensued
AS matter of fact a metal ceiling
weighs far less than one Of plaster.
The church edifice is one of the
StGutest structures in the city.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
WEATHER GOOD FOR CoRN.

The present weather, with suf-
lcient rainfall to keep the ground
broken up and with sufficient
warmth to keep the country prod.
ucts growing, is particularly good
TOR corn, the farmers declare, which
IS growing so fast that one can al
most see it shoot up.
Wheat harvested earlier in the
north and during June is givins
satisfactory yields, it is said, and
very little of it was hurt by the rain
which fell on some of the stock he
tore it could be threshed or hauled
10 cover Some yields are reported
as high as eighteen to tweny-four
bushels to the acre, although some
other has turned out only ten bush
is to the acre. The crop generally
is normal, it is said.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19

mistakes and You were probably
rather pleased when the bill came in
TOR flowers. You realized, at least,
mat 1t was the last of long list of
useless expenses on Whites account.
:. What an age is this in which we
live We gable about efficiency and
pay a man 500 day to spend weeks
IN our factory, stalking the plant like
a detective so that eventually there
may be discovered a system by which
! W units may be produced where
but l 3/8 were produced before And
with all this solcitude about our
factory. its machines, its Sling sys-
tenn its advertising policy, we never
tl'eless carry the little box around in
our vest pocket SO that. as far as
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
AT DAiRYMEN'S PICNIC.

A number of dairymen from this
county with their families went to
Morgans Grove today to attend the
gathering of dairymen from the
eastern panhandle in an allday pic
mic and meeting Messrs. Sutton,
of the Reymann Farms at Wardens-
vile. and Perry and Anthony. dairy
specialists from the Extension Dr.
vision of the University, are to be
present as the chief speakers. 1t
is planned to make the meeting an
annual one at one point or another
In the panhandle.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
PRAYER SERVICE THURSDAY.

1t was announced this morning
that the regular weekly prayer ser.
vice of the LIST U. B. Church would
be changed from this evening to to-
morrow, Thursday evening at the
usual hour. The change is for this
week, only, in consideration Of this
being the last night a chautauqua
program is to be presented.
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19

to West Virginia that place in the
understanding OF men which viii!
convince thtm also, that West
Virginia is good place to live, and
bring to us the people, the capital
the Industries, which will populate
our undeVeloped sections, give i'm.
pctus to the business of our pres
ent splendid communities. and
bring to us sach further advance
mont as will give West Virginia
that place in the galaxy of the
union which she so richly deserves
and which the future surely holds
in store for her.
Yours for West Virginia,
(Signed
"HOWARD SUTHERLAND"
Conditions.
/. The prizes shall be known as
the Switzerland Prizes for the Best
Essays on West Virginia"
2. 4 board Of three judges will
be designated by Senator Suther-
land of such high character and at
tainments that their judgment will
he accepted by all.
8. Prizes. 500 for the best es-
say, $50 for the second best. and
$40 for eacn Of the ten receiving
honorable mention.
4. All essays in each county to
be mailed to the address of the
county superintendent of schools to
be judged by him or local com
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
REDECORATING BANK.

The erection of an extensive scat
folding preparatory to the redecorat-
ing of the Merchants and Farmers
banking room was in progress this
morning. The ceiling and sidewalks
will be refrescoed throughout.
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gers menu. Hence it IS that America
has become known as the ideal spot
Tor turthc-ing the business OF the
Association. OF course, the technical
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19
ELECTED BANK DIRECTOR.

Daniel F. Dennis. we'll known to-
bacco distributor, has been elected
by the Board of Directors of the
Old National Bank to membership
on the board, succeeding Mr.. Den
MIS- father, the late Frank Dennis.
who served as director in the bank
ing institution from January 1903
until his death this summer
Martinsburg journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1920-1977, 1922-07-19

Read the Martinsaurg Journal.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24

Anderson OF Cherry Valley. The margin
was and 8. the match coming to
sensational end when Miss Stirling
scored an easy two on the fifteenth
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Miss E. Hardin Defeated
on Morris County Links
The Summary
CHAMPIONSHIP SIXTEEN.
FIRST ROUND.

FIRST ROUND.
Mrs. II. A. jackson. Greenwich, defeated MrS.
J. T.. Davis. Piping Rock, and 3.
Mrs. w. MACEDONIAN. Glen Ridge. defeated
Mrs. C. N. Fowler. Baltusrol, and ].
Miss Florence Loew, Piping Rock. defeated
Mrs. Z. G. Koemple. Glen Ridge. 0 and Z.
Mrs. N X Toerge, Piping Rock. defsslcd
Miss r. M. Mellon. Morris County. and 8.
Mrs. Irving Brown. Knickerbocker. defeated
Miss Elizabeth Hardin, Baltusrol, ! up.
Mrs. Thomas Hucknali. Morris County. de-
feated Mrs. Charles Dullea. Fox Hills. 4
Mrs. F. E. Dubois, Baltusrol. defeated Miss
Miss Alexa Stirling. North Hampstead. de-
feated Mrs. j. l.. Anderson. Cherry Valley.
SECOND SIXTEEN.
Mrs. Percy ingalls,. Essex County. defeated
Mrs, Walter Case. Glen Ridge. and 8.
Mrs. f. f. Ryan. Baltusroi. defeated Mrs.
MA. NJ NSwas pS%Sn0k As,,slo and l.
Mrs. Albert Taylor. Pomonok. 2 and 1
Mrs. William Chilvers, Dunwoodie. defeated
Mrs. O. E. Uebeiacker. Hacksnsack. 8
Mrs. ". Noel. Nassau. defeated Mrs. ]. r.
Langsland. Yountakah. and 1.
Mrs. J. J.. Thompson. siwanoy, defeated Miss
s. Highton. Hackensack. and 3.
Miss G. Smith. Glen Ridge, defeated Mrs. A.
S. Rossin. Century. 4 and 3.
Mrs. N: D. Patterson. Greenwich, defeated
Mrs. j. Lee. Hackensack. and 3.
THIRD SIXTEEN.
Miss Louise Patterson. P1ainfield, defeated
Mrs. II. B. Salmon. Glen Ridge. and /.
Mrs II. +. Decker. Canoe Brook. defeated
Mrs. H. T. Eschwege. Englewood, up.
Mrs. N. p. Rogers. Baltusroi, defeated Mrs
II. II. Crane. Rumson. and /.
Mrs. w. H. Frayns, Dunwoodfe, defeated
Mrs. Theo. Cassebeer. Englewood, z and /
Mrs. ]. II. Kenna. North Jersey, won from
Mrs. Lloyd Wimpfheimer, Hollywood. by de-
fault.
Mrs. s. 8. Laird. wyixagyl. defeated Mrs
l.. L. Blake. Baltusrol, 2 up.
DOnOhQa
Mrs Harry Goldsmith, Hollywood, by de-
fault.
Mrs Seward Prosser. Englewood. won from
Mrs. Arthur Lehman Hollywood, by de.
fault.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Newark Schoolboy Beats
Interscholasic Medalist
S. L. Watson, Jr., Loses to Ar
thur Townley.

Special Dispatch to THE New YoRK HERALD
GREENWICH. Conn. May 23.-By play
ing spectacular golf in the first and
second rounds of the Eastern interscho-
lastic tournament over the Greenwich
Country Club links to-day, "A. V. Shan
non Of the Lawrenceville School. n. j..
looms up as the favorite. In the second
round he had SO going ou7. which l.
an unusually good score for schoolboy
8. L. Watson, Jr., OF Lawrenceville
who won the medal In the qualifying
round. was beaten by Arthur Tounley
OF Newark Normal Physical Education
School in the first round. and ]. Toun-
ley was close second to Shannon In
his scoring, making a As going out and
80 coming In. The summary
FIRST alATEEN.
FIRST ROUND.
Hollis b. Shaw. Pauling. beat e. X. Luding'
ton, Lawrenceville. 3 and I.
4. L. Turner. Hill. beat e. ID. Corda, CLARK
and 3.
". Shannon. Lawrenceville, beat L. v
w. G. Jones, Tome, beat d. Bomann. Law
renceville. and 1.
De Lancy. Montclair, and 3.
o. S. Redfieid. Brunswick. beat John A
Jackson; Canterbury. ] up; .
Education, beat S. l.. Watson. Jr., Law
rencevlle, and ].
Henry II. Porter. Hill. beat ]. II. Kennedy
Hill, and 3.
SECOND ROUND.
Shaw beat Turner I up.
Shannon beat Jones 6 and 4.
Redfied beat Buckley up.
Tounley beat Porter and l.
SECOND SIXTEEN.
FIRST ROUND.
Edward Dolan, Stamford, won from Johr
Harper, Pauling. by default.
ID. r. Fall. Hill, heat S. Georghegan, Poly
Prop, ) and 3.
w. Symington, Tome. beat r. McDougal
Lawrenceville, I UP.
ii. Hegeler, BrowrN won from X Knicker.
booker, Pauling, by default.
Andrew Sharpe, Franklin. won from II
Keogh, by default.
Norman Lawson, Poly Prep, beat II. p. Nc
Laughlin. Canterbury. 8 and !,
A. d. Barnes. Choate. and II. O. Hepburn
Choate, . and l.
A. Oppenheimer. Tome, beat Edward Holo-
han, Stamford High, UP.
SECOND ROUND.
Fall beat Dolan 8 and z.
Symington won from Hegeler by default.
Lawson beat Sharpe and /.
Oppenheimer drew O. bye.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
WINS LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN BOUT WITH TUNNEY
Bouts of the Week
TONIGHT.

TONIGHT.
Queensboro stadium--Jimmy Darcy vs.
Pal Reed, 12 rounds; Jim Henry vs..
Emergency Red Allen, rounds.
Madison Square Garden-Junior A. "A. u.
championship bouts, preliminary con-
tests.
Commonwealth s. C.-Charlie Beecher vs..
Joe Leopold, I2 rounds; Frankie GenSro
vs.. Sammy Cohen, 12 rounds.
THURSDAY NIGHT.
Bayonne A. A. (Bayonne)-Young Tiger
vs.. FRANKIE Brown, l2 rounds; Lew
Snyder VS.. Johnny Leonard, 1e rounds.
Rink Sporting Club-Danny Frush vs..
Charlie Ryder, IL rounds; Frankie
Quill vs.. Tommy Marengo, i? rounds.
Madison Square Garden-Junior A. A.
u. championships, final bouts.
IO2d Regiment-Benny Mccoy vs.. Jackie
Moore, IL rounds; Harry Bowers vs..
Sammy Michaeis, rounds.
FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ocean Park A. A., long Branch-Jimmy
Duffy vs.. Sam Mosberg, IL rounds;
Bill Wolpia VS.. Sturdy O'Leary.
Fifteenth Infantry-Little Jack johnson
VS. Terry Davis, I2 rounds; Terry Mar
tin vs.. Sammy Butts, 10 rounds,
Commonwealth 5. C.-Amateur boxing
tournament.
SATURDAY NIGHT.
l7th Regiment-Johnny Herman W. Ray
Cooper, 10 rounds; Ed Reiss vs.. Nate
Rippon, 10 rounds.
Ridgewood Grove Sporting C1ub-A
Mopaf vs.. Al Boyle, 12 rounds; Nat
Ripon vs. Mick Nelson, . rounds.
Ninth Regiment Armory-Harry Cantena
VS.. Young Marino. 1e rounds; Leo
Wedo VS.. Al Treano, 12 rounds.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Shackamaxon Pair Win
Amateur-Pro Best Ball

Defying the best efforts of something
like twenty-five other couples Rober
Cruickshank, the professional, and w
i. Donahue, Shackamaxon amateur
start. annexed for the host organiza ton
the honors of the amateur-profession
best ball golf competition played yes
terday at Shackamaxon. The event was
the curtain raiser to the annual open
championship OF the New Jersey State
Golf Association. The home pair dem
onstrated that they are in form for
the event by turning In a card of 50 and
73 for n total OF 143.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
In the Roped Square.

The amateur boxers who will take par,
IN the junior championships OF the A.
A. U. at Madison Square Garden to-
night and tomorrow night are all on
tho ground and ready for the fray.
6Usng the prominent entrants from out
or town are the following.
1l2 POUND CLASS-ray Alfano, 81. Louis
Harry Brown. Boston; George That's. Pitts
burgh.
14G POUND CLASS-Buster Ryan. st. Jerome
@. O.. New York; Lou Chester. Pax Club,
New York; A. Hewlett. Philadelphia; Bill
Flanagan, Boston; Stanley Jaworski, st.
Louis.
175 POUND CTASS--John Tmberga, Pitts
hurRh; William Allon. Boston; Ben Butler.
Bppokiyn: Joseph Peppertcd, Jersey City,
George Mulholand. Indianapolis Charlc6
A. Hoffman. United states Army.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Dartmouth Golfers Bow
to Princeton at Lido

Dartmouth's golf team. which won the
intercollegiate championship last year
at Greenwich, Conn. fell before the
3. in n match played yesterday over
the Lido Links at Long Beach. A reg
ular battle of the Titans It proved to
be, and just by way OF showing that
he was a worthy leader of ANAL star
aggregation. Boyd of Dartmouth took
the Tiger leader Rudie Knepper,
Western runner UP last year. to the
third extra hole before acknowledging
defeat.
And when this is said. half the story
is not told. for while that was the
margin between the respective leaders
IN the singles 1t also stood when,
single handed. Boyd tackled both Knep-
per and Sparks In the doubles, the Dart
mouth skipper" playing the best ball
of his opponents because of the fact
that he was q man short on his team.
Shea was the man who failed to report,
thereby allowing Sparks one point by
default. How hot the contest ragged
and how stout the resistance Of the re-
doubtable Boyd is best shown by the
card Of tho victor, Knepper. For Rude
played the windy and difficult seaside
links in rs. going out In 81 and COM
Ing back in 81 as follows:
Out fU ....5 ssssss "a 44ssaa-7s 81
The summary:
SINGLES.
II. Knepper. Princeton, beat Boyd, Dart
mouth, up (21 holes).
Sparks. Princeton, won from Shea, Dart
mouth, by default.
wintringer.. Princeton. beat Mckee. Dart
mouth, and 4.
Gunnson, Dartmouth, beat Carruth
Princeton. and 4.
Strachan. Princeton, beat Hanlan. Dart
mouth, . and /.
Rice. Dartmouth, beat +. Kncpper. Prince
ton. . and /.
Total. Princeton. 4; Dartmouth. 2.
BEST BALL MATCHES.
r. Knepper and Sparks beat Boyd. UP
(21 holes).
Wintringer and carruth beat Mckee and
Gunnison, and 4.
Hanlan and Rice beat Strachan and T..
Knepper, and 1.
Total, Princeton. 2: Dartmouth, I.
Grand totals, Princeton. @: Dartmouth, 3.
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Meadowbrook Ramblers to
Play for Wootton Polo Cup
Defeat Bryn Mawr Freeboot-
ers by IL Goals to z.

PHILADELPHIA, May 2s.-The Meadow
Brook RanblersNot New York rode into
the final event for the second Wootton
Challenge Cup by defeating the Bryn
Mawr Freebooters to-day at the latter's
field by the score of IL goals TO 7.
Meadow Brook will meet the Bryn Mawr
Fox Hunters In the last event for the
cup tomorrow afternoon.
Fred Poe's flashing attack scored the
only earned goals for the Freebooters
and his defense prevented numerous at
The New York herald., 1922-05-24

Improvement OF ten strokes over her
medal play performance
Mrs. Du Bois was five holes to tho
good when the match terminated on the
fifteenth green. However. 1t ha. been
shown how with an SO Miss Loew ac-
cumulated an advantage of nine holes
In the first eleven. Miss Bomann can
truthfully say that it might have been
worse. In her card Mrs. Du Bois had
three Ss, one less than Miss Loew gath
cred In making her SO.
Against Mrs. J. e. Davis of Piping
Rock Mrs. Jackson had a match that
tried both her game and her nerve. At
the turn the former national champion
was only ] up. For Mrs. Davis once
was runner UP in this metropolitan
tournament and has a game that can
give the best Of them a battle. Coming
IN Mrs. Jackson founud the going easier.
and finally won by and g.
Miss Stirling beat q national semi
finalist Of two years ago in Mrs. J. l..
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Toronto Defeats Hobart in
Lacrosse Match by 6 to S

GENEVA, N. Y, May 23.-Toronto Uni
versity defeated Hobart at lacrosse here
to-day. to 8. shooting the deciding goal
in the last few minutes of play when
the score had been tied. 5 TO 5. The
Canadians gave their usual exhibition
of excellent stick work, but only the
lost tho game
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
Jersey Don't Want Wills
Willard Dempsey Bouts

" HERD Is little chance that Jack
Dempsey will ever fight either
= Willard or Wills on Jersey
soil. The New Jersey State Athletic
Commission stated yesterday that
while no official action had been
taken on the matter the efforts OF
certain promoters were very much
out Of order.
Willard said Commissioner
Messano. "is much too old--over 40
and no match for the champion, and
there does not seem any genuine pub
lie sentiment for meeting between
Dempsey and Wills"
The New York herald., 1922-05-24
tacks by the Ramblers to shoot owe
markers. The lineup:
KinselIa Loses on Court.

LONDON, May 49,. In an exhibition
court tennis match at the Princess Club
to-day Walter A. Kinsella of New York
was beaten by z. Johnson, three sets 10
one: IS. 6-3. 81, 6--1. Kinsella
conceded Johnson half of Is.
The Washington times., 1922-10-08

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL,
sO6h Eye;: languages! mathematics,
science, piano, violin: use plano free;
public speaking, accountaney:-
The Washington times., 1922-10-08
DEAL ESTATE-OUT.
IL OF-TOWN

MOOREHAVEN, FLA.-5-room bunEa =
low; water. electricity; delightful win
ter home: below frost line. Apply 1343
18th st. NV = .
The Washington times., 1922-10-08

TAKOMA PARKS rooms, pantry and
bath; house stucco finish; large lot
owner leaving town; must be disposed
of at once: make offer. Cali Adams
213s.
The Washington times., 1922-10-08

OWNER must sell; 8 rooms and bath:
electricity; furnace heat; gas; white
section; 1-fare zone; small cash pay
ment: price reasonable. Box 2l6, Times
The Washington times., 1922-10-08

STORE fronting on r, St., 2b-ft. alley In
rear, gas and electricity. Contains 500
square feet OF floor space. Heat fur
nished. See Mr.. Houston. 6lb r. 81.
9th ST. ~. w, 1lls-Back room, suitable
for business or storage. See shoemaker.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17

Yorker would explain, ito negotiate the larg-
est real estate deal in history the Louisiana
Purchase. Somehow or other he didn't get
the cooperation from the government he
should have and he had to spend his own pri-
vate fortune on the affair"
How unfortunate But he was rem-
bursed, of coursc?" the South American gem
tleman would politely remark.
And the New Yorker. leading his guest
away, would have to answer: well, his fam
lily was after he died"
To prevent some unfavorabIe impressions
Of Americans in general and New Workers in
particular, the visitor would have to be rushed
to the home of Washington at Mount Vernon.
to Lincons house in Springfield, Ill.,, to
Thomas Jefferson's homestead at Monticello
and to the Roosevelt home at Sycamore Hill,
Oyster Bay.
There, fortunately, he would find antidotes
to what he had seen in New York City, and
it would be imperative that he should not miss
them. For the scenes he would surely expect
are those sketched above.
The shrine which the Sulgrave Institute In
tends to make of the Monroe home wilt likely
take the form of a museum. and none could
be better placed. Situated as it is in the
lower East Side with relics and historical
associations, it would be a more potent force
for Americsnzation than many tracts and
teachings, 1t is bounded by sections of Little
Italy, the Ghetto and more Of the Melting Pot.
The good it could do may happily be measured
far higher than the harm it does now.
presidential message that left its impress
on history again and again and shook the "big
stick not at parties and politicians, but at
the world, was the Doctrine which Monroe
interposed between the Holy Alliance and the
Spanish colonies of South America seeking
their independence. The Doctrine was in
evidence in our Central American treaty with
Great Britain in 1850, and Macmillan, who
sought to found French dynasty in Mexico,
felt its weight. Its influence has been APP
piled to Cuba. to the Hawaiian Islands and tn
Venezuelan Disputes BY virtue as prin~
ciple, not law, 1t has declared and success
fully maintained that ail the American coss
tinent shall be free from European control
But the little brick building that housed
the statesman who clnched into capable
fist the warning hand that Washington raised
against foreign entanglements ia not even in
its present state wholly without appreciation.
From out their collections the swarthy rag.
pickers who live where James Monroe died
have culled a strip of red, white and blue
bunting. IL you stand upon Prince Street and
look through the wide window you may SEQ
the bit of rescued coiors proudly displayed On
the wall.
New-York tribune., 1922-09-17

has New York such close claims" the New
Yorker is able brazenly to say by looking
away from the house.
"And why did he come to New York? Had
he no home of his own?" the visitor asks
"The fact is," the New Yorker explains
shamefacedly she was financially unable to
maintain one" And here would be necessary
word or SO to the effect that sometimes
fame, like virtue is its own reward
Monroe was sent to France" the New