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THE WEATHER

Arizona: Generally fair Wednesday and probably Thursday; not much change in temperature.
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
POLICE HUNT HAWAIIAN;
FIND HIM IN JAIL

LOS ANGELES May 2O.--(U. P.)-
Byron Holt 90 Hawaiian, is the latest
candidate for the Outa Luck Club,
in whose membership is confined to
Los Angeles jails.
Holt is, or was, "buried prisoner
until discovered by Public Defender
Scott. aH
He was arrested in Long Beach on
january 23 on the complaint Of a
roomer that he had stolen a clothes
brush and a flashllght. He had his
preliminary hearing on February "a,
and was bound over to the superior
court. tA
He hasn't been called to trial, had
a lawScr,Ur had his trial set. In fact,
he hasn't had anything, except free
meals and bunk, furnished by the Jail
ler ostN
In the meantime. "a bench warrant
was sworn out for him and officers
were looking all over for him, every
where except in Jail, where they had
forgotten that they had already
locked him up.
He makes the third "bruied prison
err recently discovered in the county
jail The "buried men, are figuring
on getting together and elccting their
own candidate as district attorney.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
TREATING SEED SPUDS
BEST pRACTICE--0. A. c.

CORVALLIS. Ore, May 30.-
Treating potatoes before planting for
skin diseases such as scale rhizocton'a,
or black scurf is profitable in Oregon.
The right treatment kills disease on
the surface of the potatoes. Before
treating potatoes run them over n
slat-work sorting table or rack and
discard all tubers which are injured,
cut or show evidence of decay. This
will remove much of the dirt.
The solution extensively used is
four ounces of corrosive subimate
Observation-Disclosures to 80 gallons of
water. Most growers soak the DOR
mant potatoes in this solution from
one and one-half to two hours before
drying and planting. Potatoes that
have begun sprouting should not be
soaked over one-half to one hour.
In making the solution the righ'
amount is carefully weighed out and
may be dissolved in small quantity
Of hot water in clean wooden or por-
celain container since the solution
corrodes metal and rapidly loses
strength.
In making up this solution have
the dealer weigh out the mercury
chloride in small amounts to be dis
solved in given quantity of water for
the required dilution-one part of
mercuric chloride to 1000 parts OF wa
ter by weight.
Mercuric chloride is poisonous and
If potatoes are once treated with
they Should never be used for hu
man consumption or for feeding to an
imals.
Mercuric chloride is used in pref
erence to other solutions for it wi
control more diseases. The solution is
usually not effective after it is used
more than four times. The potatoes
may be soaked in this solution in
sacks or crates and thor1
before planting. Care snould be ta-
ken not to reinfect the potatoes by
placing them in the same bags or
storage places not disnfected.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
Odd Scheme for
Catching Schools
OF Big Fish

POPULAR BLUFF, Mo. May 30.--
John Wilson, q farmer living on
Black River, just across the Arkansas
line, has arrived at nev scheme to
catch fish.
Wilson'S home and front yard,
which is fenced with pickets, Is locat-
ed in the lowlands near the river.
The other day the river began rising,
and Wilson, having a couple of head
of cattle in his yard, opened his front
gate to let the cattle ,out so that they
could go to the hills
4 The river came up, and filled Will
sons yard. Thonghtlessly, while rid
ing in his yard in small boat, Wilson
noticed the gate open and closed it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
SOME MATER POWER.

Thirty one per cent of all water
power in this country is on sites with
in the National Forests, while al
though on sites outside the national
forests is dependent upon water aris-
ing in them, says the American For
estry Association, which is fighting to
keep the control of these forests out
of the hands of the Interior Depart
nlent. The western mountains con-
tain 72 per cent of our total potential
water power and of this, AZ per cent
is in the western forests Thiszpower
is being rapidly developed. The U. S.
Forest Service has in force ia power
transmission lines and 1877 power pro-
jects, with minimum, discharge ca
pacity of $4,000 horsepower.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
Notice to Contractors

Sealed proposals will be received at
the office of Raymond W. Hatch.
Architect, Despair Building, Pendle-
ton, Oregon up until five p. NJ. June
eighth, 1922 for the erection and COM
pletion of a one story and basement
frame school house to be built near
Pendleton for School District No. A.
Separate proposals for the heating
will also be received,
Plans may be secured by General
Contractors at the above named Of
flee.
The School Board reserves the right
to accept any or to reject all bids.
EARL KIRKPATRICK,
Chairman of School Board.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
CHANG'S FORCES
DECLARED FOR WI

HARDIN, Man., May S0.-(A. z. -
Soldiers of General Chang Tso-Lin
along the Chinese eastern railroad
mutinied and declared in favor of
General WI Pei Flu, who defeated
Chang in recent battles around Pc
king. Almost the entire railroad is
In the hands of the troops who revolt
ed against the Manchurian dictator
and are supporting General WI, now
In control of Chih-l.i.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

When the river went down the next
day OF so Wilson found that he had
several hundred pounds of buffalo
fish in his yard. They had come in
the yard when he opened the gate, but
could not get out through the fence
with the gate closed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
Russian Need nangcnus

Russian KNAPP weed. introduced in
imported alfalfa seed. is 4 dangerous
perennial weed which should be kill
ed out wherever IT makes it appear
ance. Great care should be taken To
see that no alfalfa seed sown con-
tains any of the knap weed seed.-O.
a. c. Experiment station.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
TWO KILLED IN TRAIN
q WRECK ON SANTA f

FORT MADISON, Ia, May 3O.-(U.
Po-Two men were instantly killed,
two seriously injured and three 9TH
ers are in the hospital when two fast
Santa Fe passenger trains met in a
head-on collision at East Fort Madi-
son yesterday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

STRAYED from my place on Butter
Greek one bay horse. white nose, al
most bald faced. Branded n on front
feet. weight 1900 lbs. Last seen So.
West of Echo.-Reward to finder
Geo. L. Wurster. Echo, Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

29THs ANNUAL REUNION Of the
Umatilla County Pioneer Associa-
ton at Weston, Ore. June 9th and
10TH. 1929,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR RENT--Suitc of rooms in pri-
vate family suitable for 2 gentle
men. close in, hot and cold water ant
privilege of using sleeping porch
Phone 100 or 1874.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
NOTICES

ALL SHOES polished in our modern
up TO date repair shop are polished
free of charge.-Pendleton Shoe Shop.
i20 w. Court st.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR RENT room furnished apart
ment with gas. $15.0Oa month and
up. GA Cosbie St.--Inquire 216 VIII
low Street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR Rents room bungalow. mod
ern. will be vacant June 1st.-Ca
lis w. Court for information Q
Phone 20.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
NEW TODAY

FOR RENT room modern apart
ment close in, bath and laundry
s25.00 per month, Cary Apts.,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

HEMSTITCHlNG and Plcoting at
tachment. Fits any sewing ma
chine. Price $2.--Econoiny Sales
Company. Billings, Mont.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR RENT-Working men take no
tice, rooms $3.50 per week and up
The Perkins, 621 Willow ST.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE--90 ampere farm lighting
system in fine condition. For par
ticulars phone 266-J.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

MEMS BEST leather or Paneo soles
put on. sl.5O per pair.-PendletOn
Shoe ShOI, 100 W. Court St.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
HANDY BUSINESS DIRECTORY OF
PENDLETON AND VICINITY

Directory especially
the and address Of responsible
cerns ready to service.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE-it foot Holly Holt Com
bine with motor.-Address - this
office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE Barber chair, tcheap at
the Jones-Kay Plumbing COST
East Court Street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SAlE-.1s IT. cut combine har-
vester with engine Sheldon Taylor,
Phone 10F12.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
AUTO TOPS

GADwA's AUTO TOPS. Plata olsss
Backs. side curtains-3ef Ena
Court Sc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
CLASSIFIED
For Rent Etc, Classified for Easy Reference,
Notices, Business Opportunities, Locals, Lost Found

FOR SALE-io0 mules and horses,
Address A. L. Grover. Mayyiew. Wn.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE at a bargain. several sets
glass Jar farm lighting batteries
inquire Willard Service station.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

IF you WANT TO MOVE call the
Service Tranrfer and Storage Co.,
Phone bss. city or country trlps,--lls
w. Court Street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

GALLSTONES--Fr book tells OF i'm
proved method Of treating inflam-
nation of gallbladder and bile ducts
Write today. DR.. Paddock. Box 201A,
Kansas City. Mo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE---Baled altslra Ray de-
llvered to any part of town also car
load lots.-PhOne SS9. fehland Bros.
Transfer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR RENT--Gentleman only pleas
ant ,vom in private family, CLOSE in,
north ride..--Phone 757-W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
BLACKSMITH

Weeders for sale, expert black
smithing and horseshoeing. Your pat
ronage solicited for guaranteed work.
Penland Mros.. across from City Fire
Station.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

r. II. HADLEY. transfer baggager---
moving done while you wait--sthnd
at Wicklands Plumbing Shop-Phonc
l8S, Jses. 2i9-R.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR SALE room modern home,
north side, basement furnace.--W.
+. Saylur, Phone 720.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

- y . yN8 SV
= TIME CARD
. Pilot Rock Stage
. Evan Cameron, Prop
. Leaves Pilot Rock $500 A. n.
. Leaves Pendlcton 1890 A. M, I
= leaves Pilot Rock 100 p. N.
= Leaves p, ndleton 500 r. M.
= Leaves Hotel Psndiston and
= French Restaurant.
. Daily Freight Stage
y Leaves pilot Rock $3.50 A. M.
= Leaves Pendleton 1890 A. M. !
= - Ae~ go
. 900 ee - - . 4
. TIME CARD 4
= n.Pendlet0n Auto Stage
= Leaves Weston for Pendleton at
y 1880 q. m. and 12:4b p. m. 4
. Leaves Athena for Pendleton At
. $500 w.. M. and 1900 p. m.
. Leaves Adams for Pendleton ct
. $40 a. m. and 1870 p. m
= Leaves PendlDton (Allen1KniEht
. Co. store) for Weston at 1000
. .. m. and p. m.
. o. H. McPHERRIN. Prop.
. 800
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR sALE--All kinds Of Insurance.
J.H. Estes, GA Main S.. Phone 604
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

100 ACRE ALFALFA ranch at Her.
miston for sale. For particulars
address Box li2. Grants Pass. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

MEMS SUITS CLEANED. $3.50 a
RUDD'S. 9O5 Main St., Phone 6S5
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
CLEANING AND PRESSING

MODEL TAILoRs q CI4nANoRs--
Pressing and repairing-Sos AAin
ST.. Phone sal, Pendleton. Ore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30
MISCELLANEOUS

CLEANING-Wall paper. windows,
rugs, chimneys and tree trimming
odd jobs of all kinds.--Phone 37s--
Smith.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-05-30

FOR RENT-After May 1st, first
class sleeping room one block from
Main.-+203 Jackson st.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
JR. ORDER L. 4. VI. RALLY

Although last night was dark and
foggy and travel difficult, and not
withstanding there was in progress a
meeting at the Opera House, which at
tracted great crowd, these things
did not prevent the gathering of about
$50 members of Westminster, Hamp-
stead, New Windsor and Mechanics
Vile Councils of the Junior Order
United American Mechanics in big
rally and initiation of candidates at
the Firemen's Building. A large rep
resentation from Baltimore councils
was present The uniformed degree
team of Star of the West Council, Bal
timore conferred degrees on class OF
thirty candidates. State Councillor |.
II. H0sking. of Baltimore, presided at
the formal meeting. and Mr.. William
Weaglev, of Western Maryland COun-
Gil at the social meeting following,
and called on State Councillor Hosk-
ing, Past National Councillors w. S
Howe. and II. l.. Mennerick. Past
Councillor J. w. Johnson, all of Balti-
more. and Mr. William l.. Seabrook
Of Western Maryland Council. who
made short addresses. Sandwiches
coffee, ice cream and cake were serv-
ed as refreshments in the firemcns
banquet room.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
DEMOCRATS BEGIN PLANS FOR
JACKSON DAY DINNER.

Democrats in several states have
been stirred to activity by the sug-
gestion of Chairman Cordell Hull of
the Democratic National Committee
that Jackson Day be observed
throughout the country as means OF
making the recent Democratic victory
the beginning of an enthusiastic and
successful campaign in 1924. Already
Democrats have begun to plan for
dinners on Jackson Day, January ),
and to arrange for speakers.
Democratic National Committeeman
and the chairmen of state and county
organizations, it is expected, will join
in promoting these Democratic din
uers. Chairman Hull has written to
these party officials suggesting that
not only jackson Day but also other
Democratic anniversaries be made
the occasion for gatherings of Demo
Gratis and for promotion of Democrat
ic organization and effort.
Chairman Hull has given assurance
that the Democratic National Commit
tee will cooperate in these Democrat
ic demonstrations. He is particularly
DESTROYS that there be the fullest anG
most cordial collaboration between
national. state and local leaders and
the Democratic press in making these
dinners and other gatherings means
of welding together all the elements
of the Democratic party. He believes
that these meetings will insure soil
darity and that solidarity in turn will
mean Democratic success in the presi-
Dental campaign of 1924.
Assistance will be given by tho
Democratic National Committee in OBJ
tanning speakers of national nromi-
hence at the jackson Day celebrations
and other similar gatherings. Re
quests for speakers at the dinners in
contemplation have already been re-
ceived by Chairman Hull.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
ASSAHANT OF GIRL RIDDLED
WITH SHOT

Streetman, Texas, Dec. 11-George
Gay, a negro, aged %, arrested this
morning in connection with an al
legged attack on n young woman here,
was shot and killed by mob this
afternoon.
The body was left chained to the
tree in a creek bottom three miles
south of Streetman. Feeling continu-
cd to run high in this community fol-
lowing the shooting.
Local and county officers held a
parlev shortly after noon in Il bank
building here and decided tat the
only chance for the Negroes sG'ety lay
in his removal to Fairfield. DproXi-
mately $50 automobiles were in line
when the sheriff's party removed the
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
HI KLUX KHAN HOLDS MEETING
IN OPERA HOUSE

Six hundred citizens, many of them
Catholics, crowded into the Opera
House, last evening, filling every seat
in the building rs well as special
chairs placed upon the stage, to hear
Dr. j. Fl. Hawkins of West Virginia
deliver an address on the ku kluX
Khan. Mr. Arthur VI. Iile presided.
The speaker made only one ref
erence to the action OF Brigadier Gen
eral Milton A. ReckOrd. commander
of the National Guard, who interfcr-
ed with the original plans of the Khan
to hold meeting in the State Ar
mory by tue following communication
to Capt. John Magin OF the State Ar
mory Board:
Il have just been advised you
have authorized the use of the Armory
for meeting of the Ku KluX Khan
December II. l disapprove the use of
the Armory for such meetings. You
will. therefore, cancel the reservation
and under no condition will you allow
this meeting, or meetings of a SINH
lar character. to be held in the Ar
mOry."
II know" said DR.. Hawkins, that
the negroes did not institute this ac-
ton against us. l know the Jews had
nothing to do with it. If l accuse I'M
justly any other known opponents of
the ku klux Khan of having this
thing done, l am ready to apologize.
The purpose of this meeting is to
tell the truth about ourselves. The
newspapers will not print the truth,
even when paid to do so. The reason
for this is that so per cent of the
newspapers in the United States are
subversive to foreign control.
Every accusation of outrages per-
petrated by the Khan is untrue"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15

Misses Corinne Myers and Henrietta
Ryland, this city, are spending the
weeks end at Annapolis.
A large concourse of relatives and
friends attended the funeral of Mr..
Basil Dorsey, at his home, Saturday
afternoon.
Miss Elizabeth Reaver, East Main
street, who was taken sick with scar
let fever while visiting Mrs. James
Andrews, st. Michaels, is improving
and expect to be home next week.
Mrs. Alice Brodbeck, of East Green
street, who attended the funeral of
her grandson, Maurice II. Brodbeck,
who was killed by passenger train
near Glen Rock took cold and is con-
fined to her bed.
The Elizabeth Jane oil well, owned
by Mr. James ID. Mitchell, East Main
street, is now producing u barrels
of oil daily. Mr. Mitchell bought the
land last June in Ellicott county, KY,
and secured well drillers with the
above result. Mr.. Mitchell has just
returned from his oil we'll and vii!
return again the HISL vi Llc year
Loyola College basketball five, OF
Baltimore, swept into New Windsor
Thursday night to meet the Blue
Ridge cageman and after a tlashy bat
tie swept out again on the long end
of a "a to y score. 1t was the first
game of the season for the visitors,
and thev ran up a commanding lead
in the first half. at the end Of which
they led 10 to 6, and for the remain
der of the game they were "sittin
Pretty"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
WANTED.

WANTED.-Meno or women to take
orders for genuine guaranteed hos
cry for men, women and children
Eliminates darning. Salary $50 a
week full time, $1.00 an hour spare
time. Experience unnecessary. In
ternational Stocking Mills, Norris
town. Pa. oct20-lOt
Get into a real business of your
OWN. Local city territory now open
Sell the genuine J. r. Watkins Prod
ucts. Everybody knows Watkins
Spices, Extracts, Coffee, Medicines,
Toilet Preparations, etc. Standard for
more than fifty years. Biggest line,
biggest values and highest quality
makes easy selling for you. Write to-
day for free sample and proof that you
oan make from $4,000 to $5O00a year
]. X. WATKINS CO, Dept. SO, New
York, y. Y. decS-ft
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
AT PRIyArES5sAlE!

My home. near Stems store, at
Sans Greek, Md.
room house, a never failing we'll
of excellent water, s #. from porch,
under roof and connecting wash house
with house. Stable and other outbuitd-
ings. This was the home of the late
VIM. r. Currey and is desirable. Also
at Private Sale 2 acres of good mea-
dow land and IA acres wood land.
Apply to
ALICE i. CURREY, -.
r. F. d. No. 3, New Windsor, Nd.
decS-6t
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
EVLECTION NOTICE.

The Stockholders of the Ice and
Cold Storage Company of Westmins-
ter are hereby notified that an cleo
ton of IL Directors to manage the
affairs of the Company for the ensu-
ing year, will be held at the First
National Bank Building, in West
minister, Nd, on Tuesday. January
2, 1928, between the hours OF IL a. M
and u o'clock m.
GEO. W. ALBAUGH, President.
decl5-te
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15
q gIH E pEMoCRAT1C ADVOCATE, DECEMBER Is 1922

negro from the building where he had
been kept under guard.
At point where the highway cross
ed a creek bottom the sheriff's party
was overtaken and the negro was re-
moved from its custody by the men.
The officers were held under an
armed guard while the negro was
chained to the tree and his body rid
died with bullets. Approximately 1000
persons witnessed the lynching.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15

At the grave of the departed, the
old darby pastor stood looking into
the ahvss.
Samuel Johnson" he said sorrow
fully, "yCu is gone. and we hopes you
is gone where we specks you amt. -
American Boy.
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! Ole Olesen had been working as an
engine wiper and his boss, a thrifty
man, had been coaching him for pro-
motion to fireman with such advice
as:
! Now, Ole, don't waste a drop OF
, oil--that costs money. And don't
waste the waste, either-that's get
ting expensive, too" With these facts
of economy pounded thoroughly into
his head, Ole went up to be question
ed on his eligibility as fireman. The
last query propounded was:
. Suppose you were on your engine,
on Il single track. You go around a
curve and see rushing toward YOU an
express. What would YOU do?" To
which Ole replied:
Il grab the dam oil can; | grab
the dam waste-and | yump."-
American Legion Weekly.
! The meaneSt man on record is said
to be a farmer who lives in Kansas
He sold his son-in-law half COW, ana
then refused to divide the milk, say
ing that he sold only the front half.
The buyer was also required to pro-
vide the feed the COW consumed and
carry water to her three times Il day.
Recently the COW horned the old man
and now he is suing his son-in-law
for amages.-Galveston Tribune.
a noted Kansas City character was
clinging to Il lamp post on Sunday
morning when Il stranger askeds.
Can YOU tell me where the Second
Presbyterian Church is?"
Mister" said the weary one, Il
don't even know where the first one
is. "-Pithy Parapragh Films.
Stude: " What show did you see
last night?"
Stewed: "Ashbeshtosh."
"Stude: mo, there's no such show
by that name in town"
Stewed: Wash, there is, l copied
the name of the curtain. Chicago
Phoenix.
How about a shock absorber?'
asked the man who was buying {
cheap can.
I'VE can put one on"
No" said the purchaser, but I'd
like to have one sent to my wife in
advance-she expects limousine y
Monticello (GaD News
Rosemary: Did you cry when your
dCggic died?"
Peter: Yes"
Rosemary: L didn't cry when my
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15

The most popular marrying age"
women is anywhere between
sixteen and death-Honolulu Star
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1922-12-15

Mcurner: What's your charge for
a funeral notice in your paper?'
Editor: Five dollars an inch"
Mourner: Good heavens. And my
poor brother was six feet tall."-Ex-
change.