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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23
Morrow Signs
Fifteen Bills

Among the fifteen bills signed on
Tuesday by Governor Morrow are
those of Senator w. A. Perry to
eliminate grade crossings in cities of
the first class, and of Senator T. B.
Watts, to increase the salary of dep
uty or assistant assessors of counties
having cities of the first class from
$1,000 to $4,000 annually.
One measure which the governor
signed Tuesday affects every news
paper and job printing plant in the
state. as it Classics them as manu-
featuring plants and exempts them
from municipal taxation. The bill
was introduced and sponsored by
Senator H. v. Bell, of Anderson
county.
The elimination of grade crossings
on public highways is provided for in
the bill of Senator H. P. Atwood,
which the governor signed.
The state of Kentucky can now ac-
cept the title to Federal Hill" where
Stephen G. Foster wrote my Old
Kentucky Home" the governor hav-
ing signed the bill.
Other bills approved Tuesday by
the governor follow:
Senator Newton Bright-To re-
quire motor trucks to be equipped
with mirrors.
Senator H. M. Brock-Age of con-
sent bill.
Senator r. C. Simmons-To amend
the actlating to desertion and aban-
ment of children to include wives
who are about to become mothers
Senator White l.. Moss-To repeal
the criminal syndicalism law.
Senator w. A. Perry-To provide
for erection of war memorials in cit
les, of the first class.
Senator ]. Win Stoll-To allow
the University of Kentucky and the
normal schools to acquire and con-
denim land for the purpose of expand
ing plant.
Senator H. M. Brock-To change
names of the eastern and western
state normals by adding land teach
ers' college,"
Senator w. A. Perry-To include
singing in the curriculum of public
schools.
Representative Harry ]. Meyers
To forbid use of daylight saving
time.
Representative G. F. Thompson
To change time of holding court in
the Twenty-eighth district.
Governor Morrow has signified his
intention of vetoing the resolution
which pedmits Theo and Clayton B.
Blakey, of Louisville, to sue the state
to recover $2.722O9, which the reso-
luton alleged they, expended in bring
Ing escheat cases for the common
wealth.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23
VERA GORDON

the mother" of "Humoresque," in
''The Greatest Love-" directed by
Henry Kolker, picturized by E. ].
Montague, a perturbation of the old
est and newest thing in the world
mother love--at the Tabb Theatre,
Friday night.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23
HONEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922

Here was man the other day
that shot a fellow dead just because
the chap had robbed him of $4,000,
and then tried to set fire to his
house. Both we're suffering from the
same omplaint-running wild with
out a check rein. The unfortunate
avenger would laugh himself ill il
he saw some chap walking down to
the shore with a piece of plotting pa
per to dry up the ocean, wouldn't he,
but he was doing just that same sort
of thing, trying to wipe out crooked
ness by killing a crook. You can't
make the world go good by holding 1t
up or knocking it down.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23
THE SICK

S. w. Gaitskill returned from Nc
Intost, Fla, Tuesday, very much i'm
paired i'm health, and was at once
taken to the Mary Chiles Hospital
for special treatment, where it is ex-
pected he will soon be restored to his
former vigor.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23
NAUGHTY GRANDPA

George had been reprimanded sew.
eral times for creeping and wearing
holes in his stockings. So when he
saw his grandmother darning his
grandfather's socks, he said in a Sc
we're tone. Grandpa, have you been
creeping?"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23

In these days of divorces, it is
comforting to remember that there
can be no more divorces than there
are marriages.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23

Aspersion is the gossip's trade, to
listen is to lend him aid.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1922-03-23

For printing. see The Advocate.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08

Latest photograph of William Phil
lips Of North Beverly, Mass, who has
been nominated by President Harding
as undersecretary of state to succeed
Henry 2. Fletcher, who leaves to take
up his new post as ambassador t"
Belgium. Mr.. Phillips is at present
United States minister to the Neither
lands, and was formerly assistant sec
rotary of state. He is a graduate of
Harvard. and started his diplomatic
career as private secretary to }. H.
Choate, ambassador to Great Britain
In 1905.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08

is a disgrace 10 ne noise and ought
to be kicked out
Representative Barley, Kentucky.
said the whisky flask to which ,}Ian,
ton had referred had been ordered al
the request of the "exan, who, he
said, had paid sc in cash on its deliv-
cry.
Il assume" said MondelI, that all
that was done for the purpose of say
ing that a whisky flask could be pur-
chased at the stationery room. The
young man in that room is accOmmo-
dating, and l take it that when a
member of congress asked that IL
whisky flask he obtained he felt he
should order it. l think that reflects
on the member of congress-"
Declaring his speech in Texas was
in entire accord with what he former
ly had said in the house, and was say.
ing at this session, Blanton, in his
speech, mentioned number of arti-
cles, including whisky TASKS and polk
er chips, which, he said, members
could get from the stationery room
and charge hem up against station
cry.
He dwelt at some length on mileage
and listed the am UNITS paid to the
,members-4rom Texas, and was pro
ceeding when-4tf.- time expired will
the statement that the wife of one
member had attempted TO obtain coal
from the room and the wife of an
other had tried to get pair of shoes
repaired.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
The Best Thought OF
The Best Thinkers

Blessed be mirthfulnCss. It is
one of the renoyators of the world.
Men will let you abuse them if only
you will make them laugh.-Beech-
or.
There are two sciences which every
man ought to learn-first the science
of speech; and, second, the more Gift
ficult one of silence.-SOcrates.
Few things are impracticable of
themselves; and it is for want of ap-
plicatiOn rather than of means, that
men fail of S.-ROchefOucauld.
Cheerfulness is an excellent wear
ing quality. 1t has been called the
bright weather of the heart.-Snliles
A timid person is frightened before
danger, q coward during the time,
and a courageous person afterwards.
Richter.
Friendship has the skill and OBJ
servation of the best physician the
diligence and vigilance of the best
nurse, and the tenderness and
patience of the best motherhood
Clarendon.
Financial conferences usually
come to very little, because the con-
ferees are tinanciers. Even doctors
will not treat themselves when i'll,
but tinanciers insist that no one but
themselves understand their all
ment-Ford.
A miser grows rich by seeming
poor; an extravagant man grows poor
by seeming rich.-Shenstone.
Study rather to fill your minds
than your Golfers; knowing that gold
and silver were originally mingled
with dirt until avarice or ambition
parted them.-Seneca.
Though reading and conversation
may furnish us with many ideas of
men and things, yet it is our, own
meditation that must form our judg-
ment.-Dr. 1. Watts.
Truth is the property of no lndl-
vidual, but is the treasure Of All
men-Emerson.
People seldom improve when they
have no other model than them
selves to copy after.-Goldsmith.
Never speak well nor i'll of your
self. II we'll, men will not believe
you; if i'll, they will believe a great
deal more than you say.-Eastern
Proverb.
Of all the things which man can dc
or make here below. by far the most
momentous, wonderful and worthy
are the things we call books
Carlyle.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
The Weather..

Forecast for this section: Unsettled
today and probably tomorrow; south
prlV winds
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
WOMEN Meet CRISIS
IN NEAR EAST RELIEF
Sponsor Lives of $4,000 Chill
dren to Keep Them
From Starving.

Twelve million women in America
are rallying to the cry Of the starving
children cared for by Near East Relief
in C0nstantinople and Asia Minor
Lack Of funds has forced the organt
zation to make a % per cent cut in
its orphanage appropriations during
the spring months, when relief work
is more seriously needed than at any
other time during the year
Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait has form
ed a WOmen's Emergency Committee
of representative women from every
corner of the land. The committee
represents 100000 American women.
and they appeal to the motherhood OF
America to save the $4,000 children
now under sentence of death because
Of the cut by Near East Relief. 1t
must be a super-gift, the women say,
and must be added over and above t"
whatever gifts their communities may
have made during the year to the
work of Near Eat Relief.
FArs. VanderIip d Witness
Mrs. Frank A. E~nderlip, recently re
turned from the Near East, says ::
"Ga!sworthy said that one Of the Strik-
ing American qualities is Il deep a'lura-
ton for ali children. Not just ones
own, bar + every child anyone Of us
meets anywhere. When l saw t''-
pale, thin faces. dnlnb, hopeless eyes
and tie emac;ated bodies under tie
scanty clothes Of the refugee children
in the Near East Ion@ed to b"in.;
home 10 the child-icvin~ people here Il
poignant api.eaI fo! help to save their
lives and restore childish peace Ia Their
hearts. The respect which KNOWN
these people gives one bases my Dc
sire to save these children nl Il Seri' -
reco-nition of the terrible loss tie
world will sustain If this fine popuIa.
item per:Shes."
Near East Relief officers estimate
that if the women OF the United States
VIII keen 23O0 children alive it Wi!
he p&S<:hlc meet ~" hes lis of Tie
other 10000 under American care ami
pr0ta"ticn il the Near East
"
W"lne''s Emergency Committee that
will make every c.f"rt t. finnish tie
job are:
Mrs 'Carr.a Chapman Gait, chair
man Mrs. Ii!ilir North Moore. Mrs
Thomas G. Winter, Mrs. George May,
D.ll N.:.o2 Mrs. IoseNhus DAME! =
Mrs. F."nk \. NaDl@rlip. Miss Eii.:'
West, Miss Anna \. e;of,Ion, Mrs Len!
Lake Forrest, Mrs. Ellie Lines ChHuiH
Mrs. Agnes Ii. Parker. Mrs. Percy V.
Pc nypacker. Mrs. M&ry r herts Rein
Eart, Miss Jane Ad,lans, Professor
Vida .;cuddcr. Mrs. Livingston Rowe
SCHUYLER, Mrs. Millhauk Johnson, tir>
Helen Barrett NoHt%o%ery. Miss Mary
Emma NO0lltY. Mrs. George Horace
LJrimer. Doctor Esther L0veioy. Mr.;
William Athcrtun Dupuy. Mrs. En~ene
J. Gran: Airs. Milton T. HigGinS. Miss
Charl Ormnnd Williams. Mrs. Fred
rrirk Abbott, Mrs. Charles +. W"lherI
Mrs. James W. RPmick. Mrs. Florence
Spencer Duryea. Mrs Frank J. Shuler
Mrs. Robert j. Reed. Mrs. Colema.
du Pont, Mrs. Robert L. Spec, Mrs
McdiH Mrfrrtaick. Mrs. Lizzie Georgg
Henderson, Mrs. Henry Morg~ntHau,
Mrs. cleveland II. Dodge, Mrs. VII
liam Fraser Med DWELL, Mrs. Mary
LaRncca, Mrs. Clarence F. r. j@nne
Mrs. John S. DruIn, Miss Rose I}rrn
ner, Miss Elizabeth MarburE, Miss
Mary Mulctt. Mrs. Edwin NJ EH'h!@s
Mrs. Harold y. Hatch. Miss .h.o"s
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08

The Durant-Just real good car.
Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv.
The Star: the new car, the talk OF
the street. Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv
The Durant-more sold than any
other car 70 rthe price since last
August. Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv.
Have you seen the Essex Coach
Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv.
Hudson Super Six. Phillips Hdw
Co.-Adv
Overland touring, sedan and
coupe. Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv.
.Durant-the real good CARTS a
beauty. Phillips Hdw. Co.-Adv.
14l-4l5- STRAITS
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
Emma Calves Proteue.

Wichita, Kan, April 7.-Katheen
Kersting, 13-year-old Wichita vocalist,
will sail for France May as the ward
and pupil of Mime. Llnma Calve the
French prima donna, it was learned.
The French singers Determination u
take the Wichita girl TO France fol.
lowed test Of Miss Kerstin@'S voice
OF her homo
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
Trustees Sale
Garage Business
At HurlOck

For a limited time, the machine shop
equipment and stock of auto accessor-
les and supplies of James E. Thorpe
until recently conducting a garage
and auto repair business at Hurlock
Md, is offered at private sale, as
whole, by the undersigned, for immedt-
ate purchase. Complete inventory OF
this business may be seen at my office
and the stock may be examined by
prospective purchase at any time.
TERMS OF SALE:-One-t third cash
-s--..x months credit on baIaace-----------
HENRY L. JOHNSON.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
Indigestion And Constipation

Prior to using Chamberlain's
Tablets, suffered dreadfully from
indigestion. Nothing I ate agreed
with me and l lost flesh and ran
down in health. Chamberlain's Tab
lets strengthened my digestion and
cured me of constipation, writes
Mrs. George Stroup, Solvay. N. Y
Il
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08

minister Theological Seminary was
given this evening at, Washington
College. The Rev. Louis Randall,
president of the class, was toastmas-
ter
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
a25 600 Francs Cor Stamp.

Paris, April "A one-cent British
Guiana stamp, issue of 1856, black on
carmine, sold for 100000 francs at
the auction sale of the famous Baron
Ferrari collection. The price, plus
171a per cent state tax, making total
Of $4,000 francs, was the highest
price ever paid for ii stamp in France.
The specimen was knocked down to
an American, who declined to give
his name, after long and spirited bid
ding.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1922-04-08
sees ". NJ. COLLEGE
AT WAYS PARTING

VI. +. Conference Must Take AggreS-
Sive Forward Steps, Says DR.
Ward. Hopes To See n New Era.
President OF Institution Urges Pro-
vision OF Funds To End0W IL
Properly.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21

No, just because he is wealthy and his name is Dodge, it isn't necessary for everyone else to do so.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
Things We Think

When down on your luck get your pluck
 The girl who merely marries for home usually finds she has nothing but house.
 It is better to have good times than to have none of them in old age.
 The thing is to play the game of life according to the rules It's dealing under the table and from the bottom of the that responsible for most of troubles
 so it's making lot of noise doing it.
 Practically nobody wishes to buy again the make of au- tomobie he has, but he won't admit it to outsiders
 Women will be good politicians until they learn that the fool said in his heart all iars may have been altogether fool.
 The slim princess who broke your heart twenty years ago rejected is so fat she has to go through door sideWise.
 The man who is busy attending to civic duties bat he can't take his family out riding isn't much of citizen
 Age is just what youth makes it.
 glance through historys discloses that women always have dressed shockingy but they undress shockingly. >s. ,
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
SUBWAY TRAINS Vs. PACK TRAINS

Rome became ''civilized''- fell to pieces.
 Athens attained similar refinement anC did likewise.
 Egypt vaunted civilization that was highly organized and it disappeared.
 The Maya civilization of Central Anerlc; advanced to place beyond that attained by Egypt and we are now unearthing prehlstor ic cities of that nation. There is no trace O their "civilization'' remaining except thei structures. The people have disappeared.
 Babylon busted!
 And the United States is becoming flapper ized!!!
 All of these civilizations of the past be came so highly organized they became brittle They reached a refinement that surrounded the people with too much of the artificial. T( put it bluntly, they had too much poulette CT casserole and demi-tasse and not enough SOW belly and beans. s~.
 Man is creature of the outdoors He liveC in it many many centuries before the frs town election in Babylon. From it he came tC make Babylon famous. But when he came ht brought the rugged physique of the oper places He tore into it and built fine city As each generation. of city-bred Babyionians came along they became softer. They couldn T keep up to the outdoor standards of mind, sou and body because they were city bred. Then standards became artificial. Their race be- came ''brittle" It shattered.
 It smashed because the people were living under the artificial conditions of city life and it's artificial standards. They lost touch with outdoor life.
 About the same thing happened in the oth- CT ''cvilizations'' cited. They became toe artificial When they lost touch with the out doors they went to pieces!
 The United States of America is today hurt ling towards overorganization, brittle artifci iality, faster than any of these nations of old because we move faster. Several centuries hence, when we have said ''Howdy, St. Peter long time since, this grand old republic o1 ours will crack and splinter-unless--
 Can we keep our people in touch with the purifying life of the great open places? Gar we play the pack train against the subway express? Can we strike a balance between out door life and city life that will keep our peo pie strong and virile? If the United States o America is going to be different thing thar Babylon, Athens, Rome, or Egypt, we have got to get our people outdoors.
 There is no halfway point-weve got to dc it!
 This is perhaps the greatest service to the Nation that the Forests can perform. Fol what good will lumber, cattle, irrigation, wat CT power or mining be if we become an ex tinct or servile nation?
 The Forests offer the one greatest dose o1 medicine for cityitis that we have. Their very expanse of outdoor territory is their great est asset for curing ''too much roof"
 We can not minimize forest recreation. Ii may be the very thing that will eventually save the nation from the lounge lizards.
 Ant it grand and glorious feeling, thlS saving your country?
 But, seriously, think it over.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
ECONOMICAL

The progress of an inexperienced automobile owner was usually mark ed with casualties.
 When he remarked to his chauf- feur that he hated more than any thing to run over a baby, John re- piled, sympathetically: "Yes, sir, them feeding bottles do play havoc with the tires"
 The Woodpecker leads us to be- lieve he is a approximations brd. He is always knocking on wood.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21

Even II you cant nave an autO- mobile you can at least enjoy the pleasure of wanting one
 GETTING BY
 Speaking about yaudeville-"
 "Yes?" Some of these hams can't do anything, but you don't find out for twenty minutes-the length of an act"
 No, just because he is wealthy and his name is Dodge, it isn't necessary for everyone else to do so.
 We take great pleasure in offer ing, as our own particular contri- button to the Worlds Best Jokes, the following, not overheard in a res taurant:
 Waiter, (behind the lunch counter to the somewhat impatient waiter on the other side)-Did you wish for something else?
 Party of the second part-Never mind what l wished for, just try your luck at getting me what asked for.
 Palm Beach ought to be known as Shin Beach.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
A KICK COMING!

A KICK COMING!
 Newspaper prints marriage report as follows: "An average age of fe- males marrying, 25. Average age of mules, 2S."
 An eighty-eight year old man says that the secret of long life is hard work and regular meals. We can manage the work part, all right, but where can a fellow get a regular meal?
 It was at a college dance. The young man had just been introduced to her and after a brief and awkward silence he ventured. "'You are from the West, I understand"
 "Yes, from Indiana" she replied. "Hoosier girl"
 He started and flushed deeply. why er-really,' he stammered. "I- I don't know-that is, haven't quite decided yet"
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
MODISTY

She wore a smile
 And little more That's why she caused A great furore. We have a hope
 Though you may scoff-- We hope her smile
 Will not come off.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
LONGFELLOW'S FLAPPER

Standing with reluctant feet
 Where the brook and river meet, Those galoshes-aren't they neat?
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21
OBJECTION SUSTAINED

We object to hearing a woman re- ferred to as skirt" There is very little reason for such a name.
 There are seventeen million five hundred thousand words in the English language, but we can only think of one, when by accident we hit our thumb with a hammer.
The Cordova daily times., 1922-07-21

Even if you cant have an auto mobile you can at least enjoy the pleasure of wanting one.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-12-21
ASKS NEW PROGRAM
House Committee Fears Old
Naval Competition.
President Harding Is Urged to Call
Another Disarm ParIey-WouId
Limit Small Craft.

Washington, Dec. 14.-Blunt notice
that the United States cannot avoid a
new naval program in swift cruisers
and feet submarines unless treaty linz
itations are extended to such craft
was served by the house appropria-
lions committee in reporting the $685.
806,538 naval appropriation bill. A six
line provision placed in the bill by the
committee requested President Hard
ing to negotiate with Great Britain,
France, Japan and Italy for such an
extension Of the treaty, limitation OF
aircraft to be included. The bill pro-
vides for an enlisted personnel of
$4,000.
The committee report said large
cruisers and submarine programs were
planned abroad, saying:
in other words, competition is on
again in the single direction to which
the unratified Washington naval treaty
does not extend, and if it be allowed
to go on unchecked, the purse strings
again must be relaxed and this gov
eminent, like all others, will be con-
strained to launch new program to
keep US at least abreast of any of the
other powers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-12-21
u. S. MARKET REPORT
Weekly Marketgram by Bureau
OF Agricultural Economics.

Wasaington.-For the week ending De-
cember 9-HAY-No. i timothy, s22.OOs Chi
cago, $500 Cincinnati, $17.00 Minneapolis,
$21.O0 ST Louis; No. prairie. $3.50 Min
neapolis
FEED-Bran, $780, middlings, s21OO;
flour lniddlings, $3.50; rye micdlings,
$21.O0 Minneapolis; white honiny feed.
$500 st. Louis. $3.50 Chicago. "a per cent
linseed meal. $500 Minneapolis; gluten
feed. 1885 Chicago; No. / alfalfa meal,
$500 st. Louis.
LIVE STOCK-Chicago prices: Hogs,
top. $8.45; bulk of sales. SS.15Q8.40; medium
and good beef steers, $T.40Qt2.OO; butcher
cows and heifers $3.25Q11.00; feeder steers,
$5.50QS.00; light and medium weight veal
calves, $S.50Q10OO; fat lambs. $1S.25Q155O;
feeding lambs, $12.50Q14.75; yearlings. $3.50
Ql3.25: fat ewes, $4.7507.75.
GRAIN-Chicago cash market: No. 2
red winter wheat, $1.34; No. 2 hard winter
wheat, SIPS; No 2 mixed corn 74c: No.
yellow corn, 14c; No white oats, 45c.
Average farm prices: No. z mixed corn
in central Iowa, 60c; No. / dark northern
wheat in central North Dakota, $1.02:
No. hard winter wheat in central Kan
sas, $780,
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES-East
potatoes, $1.2501.45 per 100 lbs. in city mar
kets, S0Q95c f. o. b. shipping points; north
GU oeooh, 'VeVPl.Vo III LAloWesC0tH eAIA0S'
55Q65c f. 0. b.: western rurals, 25Q35c wag-
onloads cash to growers. Danish type
cabbage. $25.00Q30.00 per ton in leading
markets, $1400Q15.00 t. o. b., northern
Danish, $1S.O0@z50O in Chicago and St.
Louis. Baldwin apples, $3.50Q4.50 per Dbl.
in consuming centers, $500 f. b.; north
western extra fancy boxed Jonathans.
$2.00Q2.5 Delicious, $2.75Q3.5O. Middle
western yellow onions. $2.25Q30G per 10O-lb.
sack.
DAIRY PRODUCTS-Butter go score,
5519c Chicago. Cheese prices at Wisconsin
primary markets: Twins, 2634c; Daisies,
27Ac; Longhorns, 2714c; Square Prints and
Young Americas. 2I12c.