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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
A. f. |. OPENS ANNUAL
CONVENTION TODAY
Meets TO Face Unprecedented
Sctbacks Given Movement
During Year.

CINCINNATI. June lin tho face
OF unprecedented sctbacky Dy SUI
prcme Court decisions, unemployment
conditions and Industrial crises. hun
dreds OF representatives Of organized
labor have arrived here for tn. forty
iirsi annual convention OF III" Amer
Icnn Federation Of Labor which opens
tomorrow
Under the chairmHHShlp OF Pr.sl-
dent samuel Gompers. who stands for
election To his torty.nrst term as
chi:t ~ the labor movement Ia the
United states. the convention H. Xxx
p"ci"d To draw up program through
which the forces OF reaction" shalt
he combated during the coming
twelve months.
The arenda Of the convention VIII
he based primarily upon the report
of the executive council which taxes
UP IN detail III" rcvorscs and tri-
umphs OF organized labor during tho
last year with special references to
Supreme cour. decisions. legislation.
the so-cailcd open shop" movement.
education. unempIoymcn child labor.
political activity. international r"la-
tons and financial problems relating
to tho la Dor movement as a whole
New intcres, haa attached itself 10
the convention through the Coronado
Coal Company decision. ms handed
down by tho United states supreme
Court last Monday. the recent wage
cuts decrceh by the Railroad Labor
BOARD, tho child labor decision. and
tho progressive turn In tho political
tide.
Tho convention will remain In Sos
sion as Iont M is necessary TO dis
pose OF the lengthy business in hand.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
PACIFIC FLEET WILL
co To PUGET SOUND
To Assemble There for Ma.
nsuvcrs During July and
August.
fRy Associated rress.l

WASIi1NGTON. June 1.-THE Pa
cihc fleet Will assemble In Puget
Sound during July and August for
maneuvcrs and visits 10 the various
ports on the Sound. the Nevy De
partIncnt announced today.
Admiral Eherlc's nagship. the Cali
fornia. and the other battleships
and destroycrs divisions thirty four.
thirty-hve and thisty-six win begin
their movement north from san
Diego June -. arriving at the dif-
fercnt ports In Puget Sound July ].
The hattlcships California. Penn
sylvania. Tennessee. Idaho and Arr.
IONA. with the repair ship Vestal and
the hospital ship Mercy. go 10 Seattle,
remaining there from July to
July 10.
The New York and Texas visit
Tacoma. while the Oklahoma viii
90 to Fort Townsend and the Missis-
sippi To Everett, Wash.
The New Mexico has been ordered
To proceed Ia the Puget Sound Navy
Yard for overhaulinR
on leaving these ports many Of the
bat;leships Will 20 to Por, Angeles.
basinH on this port for tactical and
CunncrS practice ship and gun drills
and recreation until July 20.
After that date unity tho first
of August the hattlesh.ps will he
distributed between Tacoma and
Seattle and BellinEham.
The battleshps New York and
Texas during August and September
Will carry on tests with Alaska coal
to detsrmin. the availability OF this
fuel for steamins purposes on the
west Coast.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

cover comprehensiyely-and expertly-the
essentials OF constructive program. 1t Ia
intimated that the report will go even be-
yond the scope OF the field given to the
bankers and suggest number OF ideas
relative to Germany's obligations aud even
the intcrallied debts The degree OF re-
srect with which these suggestions are re-
ceved by the reparations commission and
European governments will determine the
Soundness of the bankers expressed hope
of succeeding as events Develop They
will have, at any rate. givon these respon
sibe parties and the world the benefit OF an
expert analysis OF Europes aHliction, and
HAT alone ought TO Justify their conference.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Remedy Still lacking

A FTFR an Investigation extending over
a many months. tn" Joint Congressional
Commission on Agricultural Inquiry has
made public is findings. in brief. the con
ciu-ion reached BY the commission on the
basis 81 the facts ascertaned is that prn-
opal cause for increasing living costs in The
Unir"d States IS the unwicldy system of
marketing and distributing commodities. in
Guiding relatively inefficient means and nm
economic methods. coupled with wasteful
practices on tn" part Of the public we
nave now reached point where IL costs
more 70 distribute and sarva than il does 10
produce. Chairman Sidney Anderson said
n 4 forecast on the commission report
Commodity values arc lost in mass of
s"ryice costs. and the tine has come for
consideration Of the fundamental problem
Of tho economic distribution Of the essentials
Of living
Among intelligent students Of the situa-
ton, that conclusion already had been
reached, and among certain classes of pro-
ducers movements have been started TO
remedy The condition, az reflected by or
gan!zed cooperative agencies seeking to
. eliminate such service costs as experience
a plainly demonstrated az an UNNECESSARY
burden upon both production and consu,np-
ton Recent Federal legislation designed
20 encourage The extension OF these efforts
. mas necn welcomed as presafing a more &C
tive general interest in these CO. cr,cra,iye
/ movements. hut IT IS foreseen tina, an ac-
tive campaign OF education will have 10 be
conducted before the purpose the have IN
view can he made fully effective There
are intrsnch"d interests which wul resist
l" IN" Ui,crmost tho wrestling OF the r~ivi-
lcse 10 levy Tribute which they nave long
! thJoyea and Tor which there exists no justi-
fcation IN sound trade economies.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Tho c. $. Nn.y-rt. Stigma.


To tho Editor OF The Times- Dispatch;
Slr-in round numbers 400 South
"rn officers resigned from IN. United
states Navy In lsei: the rc.!cna
lions OF 26t were accepted. the re-
ma!nd"r. 1876. were dismissed. and
so stands the record today. A. no
charges were ever presented against
any one OF them. so far a. tho record
shows. all should hav. bccn ac-
cept"d. or all should nave been dis.
missed Why the discrepancy?
tn" descendants Of IN. 1875 have
fought TIA" bntti"s OF America. many
~ them going To their death with
TINS stigma hanging over their fs!-
names. unth /; Is removed every
true Sou'h"rner will regard IL as A
badge "f honor instead Of brand
OF disgrace.
Al our birmingham reunion In
1916 my shipmatcs put upon me tho
duty OF petit!on!ng Congress to re-
move this stigma. and have been
engaged In that Undertaking ever
since. We have introduced our bin
removing that stigma. and IL ha.
slrcady passed the Senate, g.
ls2i. and is now pending In the
House | am advised that tho Navy
Department has MED two letters on
posing rs passage. and that while
this opposition stands the bill can
rot pass.
There Is nothing partisan. sac
eionai or political in it-iust a aim
pic act OF Justice to the memory OF
dead heroes The government has
taken particular pains 10 assure us
of tn" South that all friction caused
hy tho war has been removed. and
that hereafter We are TO live to-
gethcr as one people, with ono aim
Until tho government removes this
stigma against las OF our hest men
their descendants Will think differ
emily.
la that list OF !mmortals are the
names OF Sidney smith Lee, brother
OF General Lee; VI. +. Maury, John
X Mitchell. and others equally as
renowned. What glorious oppor-
,unity is here presented for Con-
gross 10 pass this bill while our re-
union IL IN session!
A o WRIGHT.
Admiral. L. G. V.
Richmond. Va, June II. 1922.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
NIrs. Sudie Esuhanlt.

IYNCHBURG. VA. June 10.-Mrs
Sudie Eubank. wife Of Charles S
Euhank, died at her homo here late
Friday. She was native OF Bed
ford County and Miss Hatcher be-
fore marriage. Mrs. Eubank is sur
vivcd by her husband and three
daughters and n son. Mrs. NJ. w. Fal-
VOL. Miss Mary Linnett Eubank. and
Miss Sudie Eubank. OF Lynchburg
and 4. F.. Eubank. of st. Louis. Her
surviving brothers are b. II. Hatcher
Of Bedford. and J. d. Hatcher. oil
Washington,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

full remedy reverts back to the people them
selves. ana Its application will lag until the
solid foundation is laid in a sustained educa-
uonal movement to acquaint producers and
consumers alike with the benefits to be OBJ
tanned in concerted co operative action
drawing the two groups closer together in
eliminating unnecessary factors OF distribu-
ton which exact toll from both =.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Nrx IIuptcr " Farrell

Mrs. Hunter NJ Terrell. 40 years
old. died yesterday morning at the
Memorial Hospital Resides her hus-
band. she is survived by two chill
dren. four brothers. and two sisters.
Funeral services will he held this
afternoon at 400 O'CLOCK from tho
residence go Mostly Street. Inter
mcnt Will he in lakewood.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
,Inhn l,nrl IIcndrIck

John Earl Hendrick. % years old,
died Yesterday morning in st. Eliza
beth Hospital. Besides his parents.
he his survived by four brothers and
three sisters. Funeral services Will
be held tomorrow morning at 1890
o'clock from Holy Trinity Church.
Interment Will be In Riverview.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
DEATHS IN VIRGINIA


Mrs. l.. \. Rash died Saturday night
at 7:30 o'clock NJ her home IN Ken
bridge. Lune nburg County. after an
illness Of nine weeks. She Is sur
viyed by her husband. l.. \. Rash.
and one son. Ernest Ice Rash; three
daughters, Amonett. Maude and Rose:
two sisters. Mrs. j. II. Robertson and
Miss Jennie i. RrOwhcr.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Clarence Lcifch.

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA, June II.
The body OF Clarence Lcitch. the
high school boy. who was drowned
Friday afternoon while in bathing
with party Of friends. near Dos
well, Hanover County. reached here
last evening and the funeral and
interment were held at i:3O o'clock
this afternoon at Riverview Gene
terry.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
SUNDAY. JUNE Ii, 1922.

D y process OF political elimination. SEN
- ator James +. Watson, OF Indiana. has
become the actual leader OF the Republican
majority in the Senate and the mouthpieCe
OF the Harding administration Although
a Junior i'll years OF Senate service and the
chairman OF no major committee, this legis-
lator. by reason Of a combination OF cir
cumstances. now occupies a commanding
position in the councils Of his party and has
become the actual spokesman OF the group
OF men VINO dominate the politics of the
capital
All of which draws attention to some
OF tho interesting facts in the public career
of this consummate politician. He is de-
scrihed as a politician instead OF states
man for the manifest reason that states
Inanship, as the country understands IT,
forms no part OF his Intellectual equipment.
No constructive measure ever has prOceedei
from his fertile brain He Is author OF no
statute, constructive or destructive. which
anybody can remember He IS merely a
qnck-hre debater in public and a master OF
intrigue in private
In The House, MI Watson was merely
one OF a group Of reactionaries which sur
rounded Cannon in the palmy DAYS Of the
Old Guard machine Win John Dslzeu and
Bouielle ana Sherman he helped operate The
famous steam roller Of fifteen years ago
an then 81 unappr-cia'ive constituency re-
;i-e4 MN summary 10 private life While
= temporary retirement Ny Watson as
bfeuEh. directly INTO the MullhaU lobby in
Tss. Es'In- = ne early period q me f7st
l.i-z9t administration. Many charges were
-eEs-z1 :; a.I :. nat :i.r= and al lis re-
t7-yzt -'r ess was ntadAd 20 pror;de 4 de-
;'-zs ~: 7scf N.sic iitisa 70.
-.-- - i a1.>.t' efeu % lis mos, DE-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
SEEN ON THE SIDE
Verify,
BY HENRY EDWARD WARNER

That said the city man. rs what / call
downright brutality. That man ought to
be reported to the Society for the Proven
ton OF Cruelty to Animals"
why? What's he doing?"
whats he doing! Can't you see how fast
that mule has TO walk to keep out of his
way when he's pushing the pIow?"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Miss j. A. Gallagher.

Funeral services for Miss J. A.
Gallagher, formerly OF Richmond,
who died suddenly Saturday in
Charlottesville. wiAl be held this
morning at 10 o'clock from ST. Pat
rick's Church. Twen.y-fifth Street.
near Broad. Interment will be in
calvary Cemetery.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Voice Of the People

iettern for the "voice of tho
fropic' Column should not exceed
''"o words In length. beyond TINT
NUMBER the editor r~scr,es the
r'Eht 10 blue pencil. Name md
'""reNa must accompany ~ncI, com
Enumeration, not for publication, II
'"e "r'tcr does not wish a.. but
M evidence of good faith.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Mea.ie. Epidemic In Die.en.on.

FREEZING. VA. June lI.-Thcre
is an epidemic 81 measles in this
vicinity. especially among children.
Some farmers. who are dependent
upon the h1lp OF thcI. children In
the field. arc being put 10 disad-
vantage thereby.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Fishing.

Our favorite sag for the season, dug ND
from the nlcs:
Say. Jones. how much did that fish weigh
you caught last Tuesday,"
How muchd toll yuh II weighed whom
told yuh last Tuesday? 1t amt srlrunk non.
Bill: II Amt shrunlt none"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Program for Today
EASTERN STANDARD TINE.


dispatch Papers. Richmond)
7:+5-Baseball scores
7:55-Late news fiashes
S:00-Bcdtimc story.
S:l0-Musicai selection.
S:l5-Captain G. Is. Samueis. head
OF tho Traffic Squad. Richmond po-
lice. speaker of evening.
S;30-Musical number.
S:35-i.ate baseball scores and
news flashes
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
OF INTEREST TO RADIO FANS
= 500 p. M.-Prosram by the Malta
Quartet OF the George WESTINGHOUSE
Commandery. No. 567.

DAYLIGHT SAVING TINE.
wGI.
tMedford Hillsidc)
t:ao-The Family Circle"
S:oo-'Use OF Electricity in the
house. Professor Ernest Frank
Lawrence.
sl6-Soprano solos by Nell Cald-
Wen damon. Readings by Rose Marie
Douglas.
S:3o-Wightmanso rchsstra.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
w, v. Parrish Dies.

W. y. Parrish, aged 60. died yes
tcrday at his homo, l0ll Maury
street. South Richmond. Burial will
he in Maury Cemetery this morning
at 10 o'clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
A Why to I,uf II.

I can't say dislike Jones" said Snibbl,nrs
no. cant say dislike him; but Il Amt in
reason. considering tho kind o. skunk he Is
ana what he done to me. il Amt human for
me { wish him any luck
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

LYNCHBURG. VA. June 11.-Mrs.
Ida Snow Marks. 40. wife OF John
II. Marks. of Madison Heights. died
this morning ut tho Lynchburs Hos
pital. She was formerly Miss Jones
and o. native Of Albemarle-Co County.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
I.aEniRppc.

love. :
Man suesses from whence he sprang and
goes hi!ndly to his destiny.
We shall now send cucumber TO co,,ogs
and bring home pickle
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

There's a suggestion worth while in the fol-
lowing from tho Halifax Gazette: .'Not that
we wish 20 butt into somebody elses argu-
men:. but ono hing the churches need Ia
screens In the windows and doors Flies are
no respectcrs % persons or places"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Fnith Wen Founded.

t'inclnnat EnnuirrrD
We ar" not supnrstitous. hut here ar. 4
Few signs mat we put n lot OF faith in:
Fresh paint"
beware tho dog"
SLOW down. dangerous curve ahead
''i'o not stick your head out the car win
dow"
Danger. rsilrgka crossing. - .
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Up With the Times


Says Ulster circular: Our main duty is
TO Kill or capture tho enemy" But. apparent
". anybody in the enemys ncighborhood will
nj the need about as we'll.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Charcoal Eph.s Daily r,our,,

ain got no call TO t.settie Providential
mattahs said Charcoal Eph moodily ..hut
etn de i'awd take my advice. sub He sure
VIII cut down de beauty stun an Distribute
some brains. Eat hunk q mutton Mixtah
Jackson"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Mex; TO the forecast OF lower temperatures
the most noteworthy item before us is that the
local weather man Went prohibition yesterda y
for the first time in month OF Sundays
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

The McNary land measure ought to he abl
to stand on its own LEGS, hut nobody can ques
tion that the bonus bill! needs few reclama
ZION amendments.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

The prospects FOR a grand House cleaning
this fall are not suffering from the fact that
nineteen women running for seats in Con-
grcsS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Certain Senator'S have given MIR. Hoover "a
few days 70 rchx his coal prices. And the
threat Of a senatorial probe is quite enough
10 make most Of US hop. he viii comply
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Spirit Of Virginia's Press

The Bristol Herald Courier sees still another
danger ahead. Il says: III this keeps up.
some OF the labor leaders may he de-
mand!nE increases in salaries. because they
have 10 call FOR 20 many strike votes"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Election day approaches In Ireland with
all parties claiming tho ascendancy-and pre-
pared to continue claiming it regardless of the
outcome.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

WWJ.
tDctroit. Mich.)
I:o0-Detroit News Orchestra: the
Town Crier: Morgan C. Houghs Piano
Fiends: Ontario Ford Motor Com
,pany Quartet; Edith NJ. Ruehekam.
music lecturer: p. r. Root. speaker:
Mary Louise Quinian, soprano; Cecil
Coody. boy baritone.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

"Danvle and Richmond" says the Danvilie
Register. ought 20 he in mutually sym
pathetic attitude, both being blenders In
their baseball leagues and rrouchy because
they cannot dig III until out OF sight"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

The British. without n vote in the matter.
but with a remarkably fine set of shooting
irons. seem to hold the key TO the situation
a. THIS writing
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
NN.(;Y
'hencCtady, -. Y.)

schenectady. ~. W
1870 +. M.-Noon stock market
quotations.
500 +. M.-Stock and produce mar
ket quotations and reports. base
ball results and late bulletins
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
WIZ.
(Springncld, Mass

tSpringfcld. Mass)
I.3O T. M.-Cncie wigEily bedtime
story. BUSINESS and Industrial Con
ditions." by the National Industrial
Conference BOARD
7t5 r. M.-"The Advantages of
Modern Life Insurance" by George
w. Miner. United States government
and state market reports
500 i. M.-Baseball' scores Pro-
gram Of vocal and Instrumental Sc
lections
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
WIZ,

WIZ.
Newark. " J)
500 p. M.-"Business and Indus
trial Conditions In the United States''
as observed by tho National Indus
trial Conference Board.
700 y. M.-Storles from tSe 81
Nicholas Magazine. courtesy.
100 +. M.--"Story OF Pure Mo-
iasses. by Charles w. Taussie.
7ia P. M.-"The Romance OF Cop
per by Thomas u. a. Brophy.
500 +. M.-Concert by the Ma
tional Biscuit Company Band.
500 +. M.--Concert nv the Bordcn-
town Industrial School (colored)
Quartet
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Speaking Of tho proposition To mako tho Vir-
ginia Historical paroant permanent annual
event, the I'rhanra Sentinel says: whether
auch show. en'ailinE 80 much cost. time and
effort, would be ahl" to survive year after
year. cannot say. but now that they have
prepared for such event, N should he re-
p"at"d until every citizen In our old Com
nnnnweaith has an opporrunity to sec It."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
KI)I< A.

Cast Pittsburgho
500 =. M.-Weekly survey Of bust
ness conditions. National Conference
Board
700 p. M.-"Eugenic.." Roswell
Johnson.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12
Tomorrow

7:i5-Musical program. courtesy
Miss Jean Trigg.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Under Tho headline. why Does Virginia
Delay tho Petersburg Progress and Indcx-
Apr"ai says; The Highway Commission of
North Carolina one day las, week awarded
contracts for highways aggrecatins ,3175
600 In tn" month of March North Carolina
awarded contracts ,otaling s., roo. 600 In tho
sam" month tho state Highway Commission Of
virginia let 10 contract six-,enths Of one milo
"i ne" highway North Carolina plans 20
huilh 1000 miles Of now highway durino 100,
How much viii Virginia build?'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-06-12

Says the Roanoke Times: TON Watson
wants three Georgia pos,mastcrs removed
FOR making dcrogatory statements about him.
II everybody making dcrogatory statement
about Tom watson were 10 lose his job the
unemployment situation would suddenly be-
come Serinns arnln
The Ocala evening star., 1922-10-27
HELICoPTER SUCCESS, CLAIM
Inventor Brennan Aided by Govern
ment Perfects Plane Said to
Rise Vertically.

London, England.-A successful hell
copter, dream of aviation experiment
ers for years, has been devised by
Louis Brennan, with the aid of the
british government, according to the
Pail Mall Gazette. Mr. Brennan is the
inventor of the Brennan torpedo and
the gyroscopic mOnorail.
II is claimed the new helicopter can
rise from and land on a small roof.
hover stationary in the air, rise to a
height of 1900 feet and fly sixty miles
an hour All these requirements were
to have been fixed by the British air
ministry. which was preparing to offer
for their fulf1llment prize of $4,000.
The newspaper predicts that the
helicopter viii bring flying into every
day business and social life and adds
For military purposes its ability to
hover stationary over a given spot
gives 1t almost incalculable value. 1t
has, moreover, the quality Of virtual
invisibiIity owing TO the blurred ap-
pearance of the rotating surfaces
which keep It suspended in the air. !"
The Ocala evening star., 1922-10-27

"Well, what In the world are you
putting on such airs forT'' asked Sis
ter Salt.
"Are you speaking to met" asked
the Corned Beef.
81 am" said Sister Salt.
Then please speak to me by name.
I'm Sir Society Corned Beef. That is
who I am"
"Glad to have you tell me-" said
Sister Salt. II thought you were
merely Corned Beef. Since when did
you add the fine name Of Societyl
and the Sir too?"
"Now, Sister Salt" said Corned Beef
"you mustn't be too bitter and too
sharp. You give things seasoning
and a nice tastiness but you mustn't
say too much. Too much salt isn't
good, you know, not good at all.
'But since you want to hear my
story I will tell 1t to YOU,
THAT is good Of you." said Sister
Salt, quietly. ,-,..-..'.
"And will you tell mine at the same
time. dear Twin Corned Beef7"
II viii indeed" said Corned Beef.
Il will be only too happy to tell my
dear twins story"
81 didn't know you and Cabbage
were twins" said Sister Salt.
"We're not twins exactly" said
Corr corned Beef but we're twins in a
'That Is to say that we're, not
brother and sister twins or twins of