The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1922-07-28
BIG BALL GAME
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
Kendrick Haz-Bins Challenge
Regular Team.

A post-season event full of inhuman
interest to all real baseball fans and
lovers of the kindred sports will be
staged at the Kendrick ball park
at half past two O'Clock on next Sun
day afternoon, July Both. On this
date and hour, the celebrated ELK
River Racers" will appear in public
for the first time since they acquired
their new art and exhibit their Prov
ess in that line of endeavor. AS
their opponents in this nerve-wrack-
ing contest, there is developing an as
sociation of genuine baseball artists
known as the "Haz-Bins" and they
will make their maiden trip of the
year to the batting position in open
sunlight and exposed to the curious
gaze of the public. If you love either
the sublime or the ridiculous, come
sout to see the slaughter of the inno-
cents and be prepared to grin about
it.
The railroad controversy and the
coal strike will be compelled to sit
on the bleachers and condole with
county politics while this battle of
the ages progresses and stars of the
first magnitude twinkle on the dia-
mond. We realize that it will be hard
to give all of the candidates for the
Haz-Bin team an opportunity to play.
The management has already received
several applications from present
members of the regular team. Rank
outsiders have unkindly suggested
| that one or two other members apply
| for positions but it is not known ex-
actly which individuals they would
designate. However, all free men are
entitled to just suspicious in such
cases.
i The Haz-Bin lineup is nothing
more than tentative at this writing
but, since two or three notables ar
sure to make the team, we do no
hesitate, even a little, to mention thei
| names. It is sheer waste of time an,
ink to repeat that doc" Veon is
Haz-Bin. EVERYBODY knows it, evel
Doc; and, in view of the fact tha
he was the first applicant, his nam
appears first on the dotted line. H
really wanted to see the game an
didn't dare umpire so he offered t
check his judicial cap and gown a
the gate and come in on the player
pass. E. E. Mcdowell, our new dairy
man, offered to leave his milk can
at the pump and be on second bas'
where he has been, at the stroke {
the hour. art Wilcox will be a
addition on account of his base rur
ming and if you see him just pokin
along to first base with his hand
Tapping at his side, "razz" him
little because we think he will try
throw the game anyway. He prom
ises to bring along the balls whic
the Racers brought back from Ell
River and two new twenty-five-cen
ers in addition. We won't tell yC
+. any more; you positively mu
+. come out and see it. 1t will be
: tragedy for some of us and coined
for you!
: One of the candidates for proba
: judge will umpire the game and oil
i, of the many aspirants for the sheriff
t job will endeayor to maintain orde
George Carlson will assess the fin
: and pass the hat just to get used
tnat line of work. If the manageme
= can successfully evade the Villa:
anti-noise ordinance. gong will
). rung every time a Haz-Bin cross
!. the plate. Lemonade and ice crea
. cones will be sold and the procee'
= used for the benefit of the ten di
abled veterans now holding berths (
the regular team.