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Evening journal., 1922-09-07
POULTRY DEPARTMENT

ond and third cock and second and
third hen.
Rose Comb Brown Leghorn-N
G.. Temple, first hen; Joseph Oar
lington, first and second cockerel
and pullet.
Single Comb Brown Leghorn-
Hilbourn p. Brittingham, first and
second cockerel. first and second
pullet.
Single Comb white Leghorn-R.
Cloud, first hen, second cockerel,
first pen; None Such Farm, first
cock, third hen. first and third cock
erel. first and second pullet; Hill
Girt Farm, third cock; Brookwood
Farm, second hen, second pullet;
Rehabilitation Poultry Plant, second
pen.
Rose Comb White Leghorn-H
Brittingham. first and second cock
erel. first and second pullet.
Single Comb Buff Leghorns-E. ]
Chandler. first and second hem;
Moses Eaby, second cockerel, third
pullet; ]. Darlington, first and sec
ond pullet and cockerel.
Rose Comb Buff Leghorn-E. ].
Chandler, first and second cock and
hen and pullet.
Single Comb Black Leghorn-G.
C. Seitz. first cockerel, first and sec
ond pullet.
Single Comb Black Minorca-C.
c. Willing, first and second cock.
first and third hen. second cockerel.
second pullet; w. J. Mclean. sec
ond hen, first cockerel, first pullet.
White Minorca-N. G. Temple,
first hen.
White Faced Black Spanish
w. G. Temple. first and second hen
Single Comb Buff Minorca-E. ].
Chandler. third cock, first hen,
third cockerel, second pullet; Ye
Hearts Desire Farm. first and sec
ond cock. first and second cockerel,
second hen, first and third pullet.
Rose Comb Buff Minorca-E. ].
Chandler. first and second hen.
Single Comb Anconas-Lannan
Brothers, first cock, first and second
hen, second pen, third cockerel;
Mrs. Winkler, first cockerel; F. G.
McGinnis, first pullet and first pen;
r. Woerner. second and third pull
lets; Mrs. F. Limpkun, second
cockerel.
Rose Comb Anconas-E. ].
first and second cock, hen,
cockere1, pullet. first pen.
Buttercups-W. S. Scott, first and
third cocks. first and second hen.
cockerel and pullet; Mrs. r. NJ.
Ponchee second cock.
Silver Gray Dorkins-N. e. Tenn
pie, first pen.
Colored Dorkins-N. @. Temple,
first and second hen.
Single Comb White Orpingtons-
e. j. Chandler, first and second hen,
n. G. Temple wins all prizes in
blue and black Orpingtons.
Buff Orpingtons - Breidablik |
Farm. first cock, 1st and third hen, |
second cockerel, second pen; J. II. |
first and third cockerel. !
third pullet; G.. II. Pierce, second |
cock and hen; ]. +. wilkins, first |
and second pullet, first pen.
Red Sussex-All awards to Booth
pIooh tdTu.
Light Sussex-All awards to N.
G. Temple.
Dark Cornish-H dupont. first |
cock, FIRST and third hen, third cock
arel, LIST, second and third pen:
Ye Hearts Desire Farm, second |
sock and hen, first and second cock
srel and pullet; c. Berrine, third
sock, third pullet.
White Crested Black Polish-All
awards to f. j. Chandler.
Sober Spangled Hamburgs-All
awards to r. NJ. Head.
Hondaus. Salmon Faberolles and
White Faberolles-All awards to
\. G. Temple.
Brown Red Game-N. C. Temple,
first hen.
Pet Game-J. NJ. Maddox, first
,ock.
Frizzles-All awards to n. C.
Temple.
Naked Neck-All awards to Ray
nond Head.
Jersey Grants-All awards to the
3reidablik Farms.
Chinese Geese-AIl awards to
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SHEEP DEPARTMENT

Cheviot
Buck. two-years-old and over
c. NJ. Beadenkoff. first.
Pen of two Ewes. one-year- old
and over. c. NJ. Beadenkoff, first.
Champion Ram, c. NJ. Beadenkoff
first.
Champion Eve. c. M. Beaden-
koff, first.
Hampshiredown
Buck. two-years-old and over
Foxcatcher Farms, first.
Buck, one-year-old and under. 2
A. j. and r. b. Downey, first.
Pen of two Ewes. one-year-o
and over, Foxcatcher Farms. first;
A. ]. and r. b. Downey, second.
Champion Ram. Foxcatcher
Farms. first.
Champion Eve. Foxcatcher
Farms, first.
Champion Glasses
Grand Champion Ram, Brook
noll Farm. first.
Grand Champion Eve. Brooknoll
Farm. first.
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southdown Sheep

Buck. two-years-old and over,
Brooknoll Farm. first; ]. n. Carter,
second.
Buck, one-year-old and under. 2,
Brooknoll Farm. first; Brooknoll
Farm, second.
Buck Lamb. Brooknoll Farm,
first; Brooknoll Farm, second.
Pen of Two Ewes. one-year and
over Brooknoll Farm, first; J. n.
Carter, second.
Pen OF two Eve Lambs. Brook
noll Farm. first, Brooknoll Farm.
second.
Champion Ram. Brooknoll Farm,
first.
Champion Eve. Brooknoll Farm,
first.
Shropshire
Pen OF two Ewes. one-year and
over, T. II. Van SAINT. first.
Pen OF Two Eve Lambs. T. H.
Van SAINT. first.
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CHILDEN'S COOKING, UNDER IS YEARS

Fox Grape Jelly. Marella II
Howell. first.
Canned String Beans, Marella II.
Howell, first.
Canned Corn, cut off cob, Louise
vreeland, first; Marella II. Howell,
second.
Canned Lima Beans. Louise Vree-
land, first.
Canned Whole Tomatoes. Marella
II. Howell. first.
Canned stewed Tomatoes. Louise
Vreeland. first.
Canned Beets, Marella II. Howell
first.
Pepper Hash. Marella H. Howell,
first.
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Bushel any kind OF Rye, B. A
Stahl. first; r. j. Stahl, second.
FORAGE CROPS
I'm tho Craaf, Gfafal

FORAGE CROPS
I'm the Green State)
Alsike Glover, ]. B. Stahl. first
3. A. Stahl, second.
Alfalfa Glover. b. A. Stahl, first
j. b. Stahl, second.
Red Clover j. B. Stahl. first
B. A. Stahl, second.
Peanuts with vine, ]. B. Stahl
first; B. A. Stahl. second.
Cowpeas, j. B. Stahl. first; B. A.
Stahl. second.
Cowpeas and Millet, ]. B. Stahl,
f1rst b. A. Stahl, second.
Soy Beans, ]. b. Stahl. first; B. A.
Stahl, second.
Hungarian Millet. ]. B. stahl. first;
B. A. Stahl. second.
Mangel Wurzels. j. b. Stahl, first
]. II. Mitchell and Sons. second.
Sugar Beets. ]. b. Stahl, first; B.
A. Stahl, second.
Golden Lankard Beets, j. B.
Stahl, first; p. A. Stahl. second.
Sorghum. j. B. Stahl, first; B. A.
Stahl, second.
Buckwheat. J. B. stahl, first; B.
A. Stahl, second.
I'm the Form OF Hay)
Spring Rye and oats, j. b. StahI,
first; b. A. Stahl. second.
Canada Peas and Oats, b. A. Stahl,
first; J. b. Stahl. second.
Red Glover, j. b. Stahl. first; p. A.
Stahl. second.
Orchard Grass, b. A Stahl, st;
]. Il. Stahl, second.
Alsike Glover, ]. B. Stahl, first;
y. A. Stahl, second.
Alfalfa Glover, b. A. Stahl, first;
j. p. Stahl. second.
Timothy. ]. b. Stahl, first; B. A.
Stahl, second.
Mixed Hay. ]. II. Stahl, first; p A.
Stahl, second.
Cowpea Hay, J. B. stahl. first; B.
A. Stahl. second
Soy Bean Hay, ]. B. stahl, first;
Norval Pepper, second.
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Bread

Bread
Loaf OF Wheat Bread, Loleta e.
Garden. gfirst; Ruth Garden, second
Baking Powder Biscuit, six, Lo-
leta E. Garden, first.
Preserving. Etc.
Canned Pears, Hazel McNicol'
arst: Mareila H. Howell. second.
Canned Peaches. Louise Vreeland
first; Loleta E. Garden, second.
Apple Jelly. Marella II. Howell
first.
Grape Jelly. Louise Vreeland, first.
Crabapple Jelly, Dorothy Pepper,
first; Marella H. Howell. second.
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VEGETABLE DEPARTMENT

ham and Son. first; II. @. Haskell
second.
Gold Coin. Mrs. r. NJ. sutton. first;
Naudain and Son, second.
Hubbard. Red or Golden, Fl. C.
Haskell, first.
Fordhook Bush (cream TO light
orange) f. NJ. Sutton, first.
Summer crookneck (yellow TO or
ange. warty) II. C. Haskell. first;
j. S. Jochen, second.
Golden custard golden Yellow.
II. G. Haskell first.
Yellow Bush scalloped (custard)
(yellow), II. C. Haskell, first.
White Bush scalloped (custard)
(white). f. A. cornbrooks. first; NJ.
A. Maclary, second.
Tomatoes
Display OF ten varieties Of toma-
toes, H. C. Haskell. first; ]. S. Jochen
second.
Stone, F. 8. Yearsley. FIRST; Geo.
T. Matthews, second.
Ponderosa, II. G.. Haskell, first;
II. c. Townsend. second.
Matchless, +. II. Buckingham and
Son, first.
Earliana. F. II. Buckingham and
Son. first.
Chalk's Early Jewel. II. G. Has
kell. first.
Greater Baltimore, Geo. T. Mat
thews. first; II. G. Haskell. second.
Bonny Best, F. II. Buckingham
and Sons. first; II. c. Townsend, sec
ond.
Success. f. NJ. Sutton. first.
Livingston's Perfection, w. A.
Rothwell, first.
Red Pear, ]. s. Jochen, first
Yellow Pear, w. A. ,Rothwell, first;
J. S. Jochen, second
Yellow Plum. f. Maclary, first;
J. Maclary. second.
Red Cherry. II. C. Haskell. first;
J. Maclary. second.
Yellow Cherry. ]. S. Jochen, first. |
Husk or Strawberry, II. G. Has
kel, first; F. II. buckingham and
Son, second.
Turnips
Five specimens with tops at
tached. but washed and properly
prepared for display. Any variety,
E. NJ. Sutton, first; II. G. Haskell,
second.
Watcrmelons
SWapf NJ "
Dixie. Geo. T. Matthews. first.
Large Vegetable Display
Largest, heaviest Watermelon. any
variety; must weigh at least s5
pounds to qualify, Geo. T. Matthews.
first.
Largest two specimens OF Egg
Plant, H. G. Haskell first.
Largest six specimens OF Peppers,
z. NJ. Sutton.
Largest ten Sweet Potatoes. H. C.
first.
Largest Sunflower Head: must be
1T least 12 inches in diameter to
lualify. II. S. Kendall. first; Mrs. E.
NJ. Jenkins. second.
Largest Citron. any variety: must
weigh at least 10 pounds to qualify,
:. e. Milburn. first.
Largest Pumpkin. Mrs. z. NJ. SUIT
on. first; F. II. Buckingham and
ions. second.
Miscellaneous
Six Heads OF Endive, Mrs. r. NJ.
Jenkins, second.
Dozen Okra. II. G. Haskell. first;
3 Barlow. second.
Six specimens Lettuce. II. G. Has
cell. first.
Three specimens Kohl Rabi, j. S.
ochen. first, II. G.. Haskell, second. |
Three Stalks Swiss Chard. J. S.
Tochen. first; F.. NJ. Sutton. second.
Bunch of largest Table Beets 60, |
:. F. Coombs. first; II. G. Haskell,
second.
Pie Pumpkin. E. NJ. Sutton. first;
J. S. Jochen. second.
One quart Brussels Sprouts. H. G.
Haskell, second.
Display OF Garden Vegetables,
TO be limited TO profes-
sional Gardeners, H. G.. Haskell,
first.
= DIED A RTM INT,
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GRAIN AND FORAGE DEPARTMENT

Harvest King. Crop OF 1922. ]. T.
Hopkins. first.
Red Wave Wheat, Crop Of 1922,
]. T. Hopkins. first; C. F. Coombs,
second.
leaps Prohno. Crop OF. 1874. O, r
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Beans

Beans
Collection OF the various types ant
varieties OF beans. consisting OF a
least 5 types and s varieties, correct
iy named. II. G. Haskell, first.
Dwarf Lima Beans
Dreers Bush or Kumerle, NJ. A
waclary. first
Henderson Bush Lima, H. G. Has
kell. first.
Fordhook's Bush Lima, z. Barlow
first: Frank Yearsley7 second.
Pole lima Beans
King Of the Garden. II. c. Haskell
f-st; E. Barlow. second.
Challenge, or Dreers Improved
H. G. Haskell. first; John c. Walker
second.
Henderson's Early Leviathan, H
G.. Haskell, first.
Pole Wax OF Green Poddcd Bean'
Golden Cluster. H. G. Haskell. sec
pnd.
Dwarf Wax OF Green Podded Bean,
N< Burpee's Stringiess Green Pod, W
ar Dilworth, first; II. G.. Haskell
Second.
Improved Golden Wax. VIM. NJ.
Dilworth. first; H. c. Townsend, sec
ond.
Brittle Wax, H. C. Haskell. first.
Cabbage
Danish Baldhead, F. H. Bucking-
ham and Sons. second.
Drumhead Savoy, II. G. Haskell
first: z. Barlow. second.
ss'7 Captaloupes
Rocky Ford, G. T. Matthews, first.
Carrots
3 Danvers Half Long. d. A. Corn
brook, first; E. NJ. Sutton, second.
4 Long Orange. H. G. Haskell first;
ID. A. Cornbrook. second.
Celery
Giant Pascal. H. G. Haskell. hrst
Winter Queen, H. G. Haskell, first.
Corn (Sweef)
Stowelrs Evergreen. F. H. Buck
9ngham and Sons, FIRST; VIM. NJ. Dill
worth, second.
Egg Plants
New York Improved. II. G.. Has
skell, first.
Black Beauty. H. C. Haskell, first;
4. C. Maclary, second.
Onions
= Yellow Globe Danvers. H. G. Has
kell. first; z. NJ. Sutton. second.
Prizetaker. F. F. Yearsley. first;
&c F. Coombs, second.
AStahl. first; II. G. Haskell. second.
= Southern Yellow Globe. r. ].
Etahl, first.
White Portugal or Silver Skin, H.
&C. Haskell, first.
Parsnips
= Improved Hollow Crown. H. G.
Haskell. first.
Guernsey Student or Half Long,
il C. Haskell. first.
Peppers
& Collection of Peppers. H. G. Has
kell. first: z. Barlow, second.
Large Bell or Bull Nose. z. NJ.
Sutton. first; F. II. buckingham and
Sons. second.
Chinese Giant. E. NJ. Sutton, first;
h G. Haskell. second.
Ruby King. H. G. Haskell first;
D. a Cornbrooks. second
8 Long Red Cayenne. Miss E. NJ
Jenkins. first; II. G. Haskell. sec
ond.
- Potatoes
2 Display OF White Potatoes. D. W.
Taylor, first; F. II. Buckingham and
Son. second.
4 Eight largest Potatoes of one va
fiety, Ito be named by exhibitors)
=. H. Mitchell and Son, first: F. c.
snyder, second.
= Irish Cobbler, d. A. Cornbrooks.
sfrst: H. c. Townsend, second.
= Garfield, w. A Rothwell, first;
s1ohn w. Banks, second.
Z Sir Waiter Raleigh. David W. Tay-
4or. first; F. H. Buckingham and
Sons. second.
Z State of Maine. H. B. Walker,
6rst; H. c. Townsend. second.
= Harmony, Naudain and Son. first.
! Green Mountain, F. H. Bucking-
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Wheat

y Wheat
= Longberry Wheat, Crop of 1922.
4eA. Cornbrook, nrst; c. F. Coombe,
second.
Tultz Wheat Crop Of 1922. B. A
u49t0U4S<xIDs< <o1z3 second
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The National Daily

course of the Spree He nearly ebowed loose from
his position by couple of amateurs whose names we
can't mention, but G. Harry blinded them by throwing
chasers in their eyes. He never drank chasers.
By O'Clock when the excitement as many
hours old, the had narrowed down to a scant
dozen with G. Harry Quart holding his That
doesn't mean what you think.
The alsorans by this time were lying around on the
floor in assorted piles of ten and fifteen while six
ambulances carted them to Emergency Hospital for
repairs and renovation
and the crowd began to thcken. So did some of
the contestants By p. there was nobody left in
the except G. Harry Quart and TALL dark utof-
town bozo who was being heavily backed in the betting
by some gentlemen who called themselves Congressman
Although he had exhausted several relays of bar
tenders and beginning to sweat feuse OIL G. Harry
Quart wasn't feazed. He still calling all the bar
tenders by their right and when he spat at
cuspdore he invariably hit the buseye. The gallery
was intoxicated by what Harry had drank but not
Harry. He looked into the trapped mirror several
times and actually recognized himself
The stranger from out Of town beginning to reel
from the hips about 10 p when things really began
to warm up.
Quart holding his for a little fellow his
size He only about as big as half a. pint, but
stature counts for nothing in drinking concert It's
texture that proves mans mettle when he is fighting
spirits fermenti.
You can't always tell how fast you re going by the
speedometer. While the other fellow waving
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WHOOZUS- -WHOOZUS

athletes but one had dropped on the floor from
exhaustion.
The races were always on foot. First one foot
and then the other. AS long man
both feet he officially in the running but when
both feet went completely out from under him, he
counted out by the referee and dragged into the back
where the cash customers engaged in doing
dances around his prone form.
G. Harry Quart started in exactly 1,097 alcohol
derbes before Congress declared such forms of sport
ilegal-and never lost sprint
Probably the most famous dash to victory in which
G. Harry faced frosted mirrow occurred right
in the historical old Shoomakers which he claimed
his home kennel While the stable also houses other
rum hounds of note, of them achieved the
number of blue ribbons accorded Mr. Quart, who knew
no smaller liquor measure than the gallon
We expect that fully fifty ninety started to hurdle
the cocktails on this eventful day Fully.
Everybody started from scratch. That is to say, all
were sober drowned rat when the barrier sprung.
Each had to do his drinking from the outset and
the minute started drinking by proxy he
eliminated fly rampant a background of
tangefoot.
There they were, lined up, facing the mahogany,
elbow to elbow and separate bartender working for
each thoroughbred in the race.
The steeplechase started promptly at and
large audience of Government workers and lunch hour
buns cheered enthusiastically they got away to a
leaping start.
Jockeying for good position, Mr.. G. Harry Quart
got close to the rail and didn't leave during the entire
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Bv "BUGS" BAER

He wore a rubber collar and used carpet tack for
back button. Once he went the river
business At that time telephone calls cost ten cents.
John wanted to speak to pop. So he sent pop tele
gram collect
The telegram cost pop twenty cents before he
realized the contents. The messenger boy wouldn't let
pop open it first. You know curiosity killed the cat
But realization brought it back to life again
Pop paid the money and then read the telegram. He
turned white with condensed rage.
Pop got so mad that he called John up and asked
him what he wanted. John told him he had
talked the telephone before and wanted to see how
it felt in his Pop reached way down into his
vocabulary for some blisterng words and told
John what he thought of him.
John hung up right in the middle of some valuable
profanity and the mad escapade cost pop thrty-eight
cents in ready cash.
So he broke off engagement until John paid the
money back. That twenty-five years ago and it
begins to look like bad debt.
y Publishing
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in his Pocket Memorandum Book,
he drew a Red Mark around the
Name OF Lucille, and the same Day
he sent her some Orchids and a
New Book that he knew she would
Enjoy, because 1t had such
Sweet Love-Story running through
II.
Soon after that the Girl at Cen
trail began to know all about the
Progress of the Affair. Lucille
was all around the Neignborhood
assuring People that, although
Horace had been lovely to her aid
she esteemed him as one of her
dearest and kindest Friends, there
was really and truly nothing do
ing. Consequently, every one could
see how 1t was going to turn out.
Horace had fondly supposed that
the Recipe for becoming engaged
was simply to warm up to the Girl
until he could Hold Hands without
using Brute Force. and then wait
for the Psychological Moment. So
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race for offices. Flappers, plain
married women and bachelor girls
give up in despair when a widow
indicates her intention OF enterlng
the race, fully realizing their tre.
mendous handicap.
Everybody admits there Is a cor
tain magnetic something about a
widow which registers with the
men and has such a devasta ting
effect at the polls on the political
ambitions of other women who
have not achieved widowhocd.
Though flappers are not always
conscious of political ambitions,
they do not yearn to become wives
what they really want il to be-
come widows. They proclaim this
frankly, although none Of them
have decided how to achieve the
delectable state of widowhood with
out n whole lot Of preiiminsries.
on the stump. a widow can make
such an appealing picture In a
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By CADOLYN VANCE

is to happen to Mr.. Oleson when
she goes to the Senate. Someone
has suggested that Mr.. Olesor have
an office created for him. deputy
Senator" or something like tha,.
Which is problem one must
admit for oil married women who
contemplate going to Congress,
Are they going TO leave them Mt
home as the prey to the local town
vamps or will the husbands be
content with n position as sccre.
tary to their Senator-wlves7 Per.
haps husbands will be towel 20
Washington to maintain Madame
Senator's social position in the Cap.
itol while she is busy with national
legislation.
Altogether II will take a great
load off the public mind and will
be much simpler II widows arc
elected to Congress. The voters
will not feel responsible Tor tho
breaking up Of home.
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snappy little bonnet with the be-
coming crepe veil, the slenderizllg
black dresses and the pearls for
tears that can be strung on and on
indefinitely. A widow. IL she gets
that way young enough, is good
for twenty years. And particu-
larly IL she is blonde, black is be-
coming, and she can wear her
weeds for years and years aid no.
body can with heart deny her her
indulgence in sartorial grief.
Ad then when the men get to
the polls they all are eager to be
charitable to the widows, though
the orphans are left to shift for
themselves.
Appointive positions, too. are
soon nabbed by the widows. Three
of the highest positions in the
Government service. sppointive po-
litical positions, have fallen before
the onslaught of the widows.
The office Of District Rent Com.
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Bv GEORGE AIDE

ed but he had net fallen. as yet
After running the Family Gaunt-
let, Horace heaved a Sigh of Re-
lief and believes that he had
clinChed all the Pr eliminaries. Not
so. He had forgotten to fix it up
with his own Firm.
An Empire can go on the outside
and do almost anything and the
Firm will not interfere, but the
Minute he talks Marry. then old
Mr.. -Whiskers sends for him
to come to the Private Office.
The reason for this is that every
Antique In the Wholesale District
has a lot of cut-and-dried Advice
which he loves to unload on any
one who is compelled to stand and
take 1t. So Horace learned from
his respected Boss that for two or
three Years the Couple should live
on Cereal Food and make their
own Clothes.
The next Bunch of Warning and
Advice came from the True Friends
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tho Self Made Party who began
Life by working for Seven Dol
lars per Month and saving Five
Dollars of It.
Lucille's Father said that
Young Men nowadays are too ex-
travagant and not half as Indus
trious and Keen as he had been
about the Time that he escaped
from the Farm. He sat there and
hurled Bouquets at himself until
his Arm gave out, after which he
told Horace to go and fix 1t with
Lucille's Mother.
Mother wanted to know. first,
II he was willing to be married in
the Episcopal Church. He had to
tell all about his Family. She
seemed much relieved when she
learned that he had Relatives in
Virginia.
Horace knew that part of It
would be all right-unless she
should happen to see the Relatives
some Day.
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A brace of widows are contcm.
plating sitting in Congress repre-
senting two States from the Mid
Gle West. They are s sters. Mrs.
Irone Buell.. Of Nebraska and Mrs.
A. X. Gault. OF Minnesota. Both
women have proved the prowrss
of widows In politics as they both
hold public positions ut the pres
ent time. Mrs. Buell. Is city prose.
cutor of Ashland, Nebraska ana
Mrs. Gault is mayor OF st. Peters,
MINI.
Mrs. Buell. II douhIy danger
Gus combination or red hair ana
wldowhood. And she also has q
little curl down the middle Of her
forehead. So you can he prepares
TO see her anyway sitting on the
floor OF the House when II opens
next March, for Mother Goose
pointed out to us the fighting qua'
titles OF the little girl with rurl
I'm the middle OF her forchcn:.
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one Night when Lucille looked up
into his Eyes and said he was diff
ferent from any other Gentleman
she had ever met. he came back
with the Speech. Her only Reply
was to slip him one OF Papa's Busi-
ness Cards which she mad ready
for the Occasion.
go and square yourself with
him." said Lucille.
HORACE FACED PAPA.
Next Morning. Horace. wearing
his best Bib and Tucker (also
100000 Goose Pimples. was
shown into Papa's Office. First
he had to tell all about his As
sets and his Business Experience,
but that didn't take long. Then
he told how much he saved every
Month. II he swelled 1t a little,
II was because he loved the Girl.
After he had answered all the
questions, he had to sit and listen
to that well.known Monologue
which is the Prize Speciality of
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but uses her matien name. Mrs.
Elsie Parker Brueggeman, of st.
Louis, who was recently appointed
to the highest position in the
Government yet held by a woman,
is a widow.
Many of the offices which women
are responsible for creating are
occupied by widows, which shows
that not only men are influenced
by the attraction radiatcd by
widows, but their own sex as we'll,
Mrs. Maud Wood Park, heading
the League Of Women Voters, Is
a widow, as is also Mrs. Carrie
Chapman Gait.
Some of the women who have
announced themselves for office,
even though they are not widows,
are having terrible time, as
witness Mrs. Peter Oieson, who In
out for the Senate from Minnesota,
Mrs. Oiseon has the whole state
OF Minnesota worrying about whnt