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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
TWO CARS COLLIDE
Yates Buick and Bacon Ford Come
Together on East Middlebury Road

Returning from camp at Lake Dun
more last evening about $50 o'clock,
Hugh Yates, driving his father 5
Buick car, with a party of high school
companions, collided with the Ford
touring car owned and driven by Carl
Bacon. The accident happened at the
John SelleCk place on the East Middle
bury road No one was injured. The
Ford was damaged in the front end,
while the Yates car was put out of
commission completely The left front
wheel was taken off, wind shield brok-
en-, and the front of the frame badly
bent
1t is said that Mr.. Bacon, who was
within a few rods from his home, was
without lights, but was anxious to
reach his yard He was driving slowly
on the right of the road, and Yates,
who was coming toward the village
was unable to see the car until it was
too late to avoid an accident, as there
were no lights.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
TIME FOR FILING Z
APPLICATIONS FOR
CAMP IS EXTENDED
And There Are Plenty Of
Chances To Get Into
Camp Devens
VERMONT is FAR
BELOW THE QUOTA
Col. Abbott Covers State In
Interests of Military
Training Camp

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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
MIDDLEBURY HIGH
GIVES DIPLOMAS
TO 29 STUDENTS
Annual Graduation Exer-
cises Held Friday Night
In The Town Hall
GOOD ESSAYS
AND ORATIONS
Stanton Eddy and Frances
Bristol Winners of First
Prizes For Excellence

With appropriate exercises, above
the average for excellence and finish
% students were sent out from the
Middlebury High school, receiving
diplomas or certificates, at the annual
graduation held in the Town hall last
Friday evening One of the largest
audiences that ever attended the High
school graduation was present at the
exercises. The stage was prettily dec
GRATED, banked with ferns and roses.
The program opened with a march
by the orchestra and the graduates
marched in led by Hersom Lambert
as marshal
The salutatory was delivered by
Mis- Needa Farnham, who also had a
most interesting essay on the "His-
tory Of the Typewriter" "Mans De
velopment in Society Through Coop
Grafton was the subject of an able
Grafton delivered by Eben Robbins,
and this was followed by an interest
ing essay on John Burroughs" by
Florence Bigalow A selection by
orchestra preceded Mildred HoIcomb's
instructive essay on Houses" Luther
Kelleys Gra-j6n, ULYSSES 6. Grant, "
was well delivered and Miss Carrie
Boardmar rad a comprehensive paper
on the Grange and Its Influence.
Willard Whi,ney's grafton Abraham
Lincoln which was a prize winner,
showed though, both in preparation
and delivery, and Mis-, Genavieve
Wolcott had pleasing essay on an
important subject, The Value Of the
PLAY Instinct Ray Keach5 patriotic
Grafton, "The American Marines in
Belleau Wood, was followed by an
other orchestral number Miss Mar
garet Carrigan's essay was the next
on the program Her subject was
"Physical Educ4tiou,' AID sne treated
the subject utelllgently. Stanton
Eddy, who won first prize for the boys
had a virile, spirited Grafton on The
odore Roosevelt and Miss Frances
Bristol delivered the valedictory and
an essay on the Natural Attractions
of Vermont
Ira II Lafeu-, chairman Of the
school board, then spoke in his usual
pleasing way and presented the dip
Tomas and teachers certificates to the
graduates Music was again furnished
by the orchestra and Supt. Beebe, of
Bristol, announced the awarding of the
prizes for the best essays and orations,
given by Judge and Mrs J E. Week, |
The prizes were presented by Principal |
A. S. Hartman The winners were
5. Eddy and Frances Bristol, |
hrsts and Willard Whitney and Carrie
Boardman, second The first prizes
were $500 each, and the second prizes
S4OO. The judges were W. A. Beebe,
Rev. F. w. Hagadorn, and J. L. Sci
den, all of Bristol
After the exercises some members of
the class went TO Lake Dunmore where
they attended the dance.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
COMMUNITY PLAY
GROUND TO OPEN
NEXT THURSDAY
Miss Robbins Will Again
Supervise Project 1t
Is Announced
PLAN ASSISTANT
SUPERVISOR, TOO
Large List of Donations Re-
suits From Canvass of
The Town

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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
FISH AND
GAME CLAM BAKE
League M eets Tuesday
Night and Discusses Meet
ing Bennington Day

A well attended meeting of the Ad-
olson County Fish and Game League
was held Tuesday evening in the Ad-
olson house, when members were pre-
sent from several towns in the coun-
ty. Ford Thomas, president Of the
league, was chairman Of the meeting.
Plans were discussed for the sum
mer meeting and i, wa, decided to
hold a clam bake on Bennington
'3.,.~ doI August Is, probably at
Chimney Point. Committees were
appointed as follow, to arrange for
the bake: Invitations, Ford Thomas,
Bristol; bake +. ". LeBeau, Yer
gennes; grounds, George Dougherty,
n. S Foote, Middlebury; car, W. II.
Norton, Vergennes; music, R. Norton
Bristol; gate, D. II Norton, Yer
gennes, Page Ufford Middlebury; p45-
licity, y A, Seymour, Niddlebury,
W. H Wheeler, Vergennes, Donald
Tobin, Middlebury; sport, Fred
Smith, R +, Pinney, George Shamoo,
Middlebury.
The general committee was appoint
ed as follows W. H Norton, Ner-
gennes; Ford Thomas, Rri>-o. { /.
Chapman, c. c. Field, rem, Lrg;
Frank Baker, North Ferrisburg; Har-
old Newton; Sam Gaines, Panton; P.
B. Norton, Addison; Ira Everest, New
Haven; H. V Sears, Monkton; Frank
Ferguson, Starksboro; Frank Foote,
John Sperry Cornwall; P W. Waite,
Dan Garland, Lincoln;
Charles Barrows Bridport; Arthur
Freegard, Whiting VIII Dyer, Sails
bury; O. S Wisell, Orwell; Will Tis-
dale, East Middlebury; Page Ufford,
Middlebury; Geo. Flint, New Haven
Mills; Edison Day, Milton Huntley,
Ripton, Harry Huntley, Leicester;
Tom Ray, Brandon; R. W McCuen,
Burlington; Frank Meehan, Lake
Dunmore; c. W Hostord, Charlotte;
DR.. Bettinger, Shelourae; Burt Stick
ley, DR.. Carol, Rutland
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
Vermont Industrial School
At Vergennes Graduates
IL Boys and Girls
MANY EXHIBITS
IN GYMNASIUM
And Program Is Concluded
With Folk Dancing And
Athletic Stunts
Special to The Regt-erJ

Vergennes, June 29-Twelve pupils
oil the Vermont Industrial school, who
had successfully completed the acad-
emic studies of the institution, re-
ceived diplomas at the annual gradu-
ating exercises held yesterday after
noon in Weeks chapel here. The
chapel was tastefully decorated in
green and gold and the motto, "On-
ward and Upward hung above the
stage. Those graduating were Fredia
Crawford, Anna E DeCamp, George
Z. Dennis, Albert E McBain, Bertha
9. McMaster Mae Merrill. Beatrice
VI MundelI, Chauncey A. Phillips.
Gladys NJ Rel, Alcide P. Richard,
Barney W Sargent, and Angelo
Scrizzi The auditorium of the chapel
wa well filed Many out Of town
visitors attended the exercises includ
ing Miss Lena Ross Of Rutland, State
Board of Charities, Major Shaw, sec
retlry Of civil and military affairs,
Major and Mrs Robert W McCuen,
and others
The exercises opened at , o'clock.
The graduates marched in while the
schoo. orchestra played, and took their
places on the platform On the op-
po,ite side OF the stage were Super
intendent Charlie, W wilson, Presi-
dent Paul D. Moody, Of Middlebury
College, and Judge John E Weeks,
director of state institutions. There
was a second selection by the school
orchestra, in which both Mr.. and Mrs.
Wilson played and then a delight
fully bright song, "Springtime," was
rendered by the girls chorus. Prayer
was offered by the Rev J Buttery.
Another well received selection was
rendered, this time by a mixed chorus
Of the pupils.
Miss Mae Merrill then delivered all
original essay, in which she gave a
brief outline of the history Of the
school, welcomed the visitors. and
spoke in terms Of praise of the officers
and teachers OF the school Miss Mer-
-i.y'S essay, as were al the others, was
well delivered, without notes, and was
written and prepared by the pupil
alone. Alfred Phillips had for the sub
ect Of his essay, Helps in Choosing
Vocation He also delivered his
paper, which by the way was a sen
'iole practical talk, clearly and with
)ut faulting Some Factors of Sue
,e5S in Life, was another exception
ally good essay and was given by Al
'ide Richard Integrity and industry
Continued on page FOUR
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
EX-SOLDIERS PROTEST
Register Kick Against Use of Names
To Fight Bonus

indianapolis, Ind, June 27.-Ex-soI-
diers of the World War who still are
suffering from wounds or disability
incident to their service have entered
protest against the use of their name
to fight adjusted compensation, nat
ional headquarters of the American
Legion has announced here rpon re-
ceipt of information from the Disabled
American Veterans organization.
"For the solemn purpose of correct
ing a rank injustice to the disabled.
Robert NJ. Smyth, Ciucinnatti, o.,
national staff representative of the Dis
Abled American Veterans, cha -,cs in
a letter to the Legion that Certain
fnanciers corralled a few disabled sol
diers recently, brought them up be-
fore President Harding for which they
were probably well paid and had
their picture taken" This Photograph,
Smyth alleges, was published broad
cast with the statement that disabled
veterans are against a bonus"
Smyth quotes his organization
magazine to the effect that "the pay
lHcuL VI DOluS Will uol prevent uOl
delay taking care of the manned and
the crippled veteran, and taking care
of the war cripples ought not to delay
nor prevent paying just national COM
pensation to all ex-service men" The
disabled veterans in their last two
national meetings likewise indorse1 ad
justed compensation, the publication
shows, and urged its immediate en-
artment into 1aw
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
Brief Legion Notes

A Knockers Night" meeting held
by the Douglas County Post of the
American Legion at Omaha, Neb.,
proved a howling success. Every
member was invited to air his griev-
ances and make suggestions The post
chaplain recommended the formation
Of a Saturday night "Americanism
Army that with fife, drum and or
ator would preach the gospel of Am
ericanism on the street corners, es-
pecially in the foreign quarters of the
city.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
Ribs Broken In Runaway

Joseph Caswell, of Ripton, was ser
iously injured early Sunday morning
when the horse he was driving ran
away at the foot of Bristol Notch.
Three ribs were broken and he was
cut about the legs Caswell was
brought to the office of Dr. Prentiss,
who dressed his wounds Later he
was taken to his home in Rpton. Two
other men who were in the team
jumped and were not injured
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
ALL STORES STAY OPEN
Plan To Have Thursday Half HOl-
ida7 Is a Failure

Shoppers who had been l- to be-
lieve that they would I've >.afr3nted
by closed doors in Midd.e1ury on
Thursday afternoons were surprised to
find all the stores open and doing bus
mess yesterday, despite the fact that
they had been notified that al local
shops would be shut every Thursday
afternoon during the summer
Two weeks ago most Of ths local
stores closed on Thursday afternoon
following the circulation of a paper
to this effect, One week ago a few
closed Yesterday no one closed The
failure to follow out the plan is not
given, but it is supposed that lack of
uniformity in regard to the closing
hours is the cause of the difficulty.
1t is expected now that all stores will
remain open during the rest of the
season and that the half holiday is
gone into the discard
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
Music School OPENS

The registration of the Music Schoo
will be Monday, July 3rd, at the Mu-
sic Hall on Weybridge street, it is an
nounced The Music House, former.
ly the Eddy house, will be open to-
morrow.
School children who are to attend
Professor Braman's class are to be at
the grammar school house, Thursday
July 6, at 10 o'clock
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
Band Concert Tonight

Following is the program to be given
tonight by the Middlebury band:
March, Victorious Harvard
Carl Page Wood
Overture, Idealistc, Ellis Brooks
Fox Trot, On the Gin, Gin, Ginny
Shore, Walter Donlonson
Reverie, Sunset, B c. McFall
Waltz, My Hearts Idol
c. W. Bennet
Fox Trot, The Southern Jubilee
W. Duraud
March, Simplex H A. VanderCook
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
GEORGE CHAFFEE RESIGNS
Leaves Fish and Game Department
After Years of Service

George Chaffee for many years in
the service of the State Fish and Game
Department, has resigned, his resig-
nation to take effect July /, it is re-
ported
Mr.. Chaffee was considered one Of
the most efficient wardens in the de
partment by former Commissioner
Leavens and his resignation comes as
a surprise to his many friends through
out the state.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30
School Meeting Tonight

The annual meeting of School Dis
trict No. 4, will be held this evening
in the Town hall at o'clock.
At this time the Prudential COM
mittee of Eve will be elected and other
important business transacted.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30

President Harding together with
Senators and Representatives in Con-
gress from Iowa have received copies
of a resolution unanimously adopted
at Davenport, Ia, by the Iowa Bank
than 1900 Iowa bankers, favoring inn
mediate enactment of the American
Legions adjusted compensation bill
now before the Senate. President Nc
Adams of the American Bankers AS
sociation was present at the Daven-
port meeting.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1922-06-30

Douglas County Post of the Legion
at Omaha, Neb., is placing a nice
premium on babies born to members
of the post The proud parents are
presented reproduction of the at
tractive Legion poster painted in col
ors by Norman Rockwell, originally
appearing as a cover page of Life" ."
Continued on page three
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-02-25
Dy EDWARD JULIAN NALLY,
Telegraph Official.

ItltbIupu OlllNldl
There Is foundation stone to each mans
this ls represented by the first OF the ia
mIliar Eraces, faith. and with 1t Is coupled con-
Ccntration OF purpose and energy
In the years OF youth opportunity is n secon-
dary consideration; confidence IL the important
thinR. My start was inauspcious began as
n messenger boy. But | held firmly the convic-
tion OF success, even then; and this confidence
never loft me.
II is in faith that courage Is born And thus
IL bred hope, the energizer OF work. Finally,
out OF work--constant tireless, unremlttng, Is
the fabric OF achievement woven.
Definite obJectivcs must be sought. and per-
petually striven for, one by one, with each at
tainment the compelling force for tho next. AL
ways, there must be a single aim, and concer-
tration upon Il.
In commercial life this objective is usually
the job higher up, and it is always waiting for
acquire knowledge outside the prescribed linn
it's Of his own routine duties to tamiliarize him
self with details OF work regarding which he is
not compelled to be informed
The boy who IL paid $50 month and earns
what he gets, and no more, Is the boy who sticks
roll. on the other hand. the boy who draws
only $50 but works as II he were being paid $50
IL invariably the one to be chosen for promo
tlon to the $50 place
Jealousy OF holidays and off hours indicates
In a boy the presence Of the mlcrobe of failure
The men who are given to signing petitions and
round robins also betray the same defect. They
petition for opportunities instead Of making
them
II would lay emphasis on one thing more
than another 1t would be, obligation to duty
duty to ones self and to those about him; and
In the simple words OF the Good Book. leaving
nothing undone. and doing all things well, miss
ing naught,"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-02-25
The HOroscope
Saturday. Fcbrunrv o. 49,.
The stars incline but do moi co,..
cpI 1879. BY Mcclure Newspa %, ~, ~,


Jupiter and Mercury ruIe Is
with kindly direction, accordinuay uay
astrology. Saturn Is mildly ad"ssO
This is A time to push ali bns,aS
and professional projects IN, nes t
ter leads to success and profi, 'u~'
Advertising should be oytro..,,
narlly profltable during this gvas
and since Jupiter and Mercury -.
aspected as In todays horoscops y
should De stressed In all big pra.
ects. "FI
All who are employers or evo.,
lives in business should bs,ss1
while this configuration prevails
There is n promising sign t,I
manufacturers, especially for III
who undertake novel enterprise.
AS The month advances towa,,
spring the seers forete.l a hoayv s,SI
in stocks and losses that may a,ts-I
persons Of political prominence
Some trouble or anxiety conce,,.
| ing the revenues OF the federal g,g'
ernment appears to be indicatad 4,
the stars. Waste and ext .vaga,,s
In spending the peoples money Wri
be charged. II is foretold.
Mars is presaging some sort a,
military gesture on the part OF tba
| United states some time in tbs
| spring or early summer owing I,
the treachery OF a nation supposea
to be friendly.
Mercury is in n place denoting re-.
newed interest in occultism and in.
creased attention to scientific inyes,
| legations.
Again IL is prognostlcatcd th,.
Spain is to be disturbed by Mars In
Sagittarius.
Mexico is to become more and
more friendly in its relations TO the
United States, 1t is forecast, and
again many Americans are 10 20
into the country where they will
start enterprises of immense scope
and large Investments.
Persons whose birthdate Il is have
the forecast OF very successful
year. Those who are employed will
benefit greatly.
Children born on this day will bS
clever. generous and popular. They
should succeed in whatever they un.
dertake.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-02-25
The Six-Hour Day.

Editor world; From West Virginia the state
where every official from governor down to the
most menial constable is corporation controlled.
comes the same old lying propaganda concern
ing that unfortunate group of workers. the
mlncrs-that the men are again seeking a
shorter work day.
Is IL possible that the newspapers again are
going TO be parties to the spreading OF these
dastardly ltesH Are the newspapers, aided and
abetted by the lying Associated Press, again go
ing TO be the willing tools of this gigantic trust
which mover allows an opportunity to pass to
knock organized labor?
II paper is to be a real newspaper Il must
tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but
the truth and 1t Is sincerely to be hoped that
lying, one-sided propaganda sent out by the
rotten West virginia coal operators and state
officials and which Is eagerly sought by the A..
r. will be tabooed by all reliable newspapers OF
the country,
Every person with one iota OF gray matter
knows that the miners OF the country are not
asking for reduced working hours but more
working hours Statistics show that the min
ers work but an average OF 21S days a year.
The wages they receive must tide them over
for those lean months when they are not em-
ployed.
The miners want more work. What they are
asking for Is that six hours day be made the
minimum, not the maximum work day
Let us hope that the newspapers tote fair with
the miners Their demands are just They are
not trying TO shirk work. Let's have a square
deal from the newspapers I'm the coal-mlning
controversy That is all the miners ask
Tulsa Feb. 49, V. V, VAN TILBURG,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1922-02-25

| Morn Cole skinner waking could be
elected to most any office by popu-
| lar vote.
| A London doctor said It, and he
not only said you shouldn't hop right
out, but should, "instead, lie awake c
at least five minutes before attempt
ing to get up. A little leisurely read
ing" he added, SIS a good thing"
Just imagine medicine In such pal
atable doses.
After casting my vote for the doc
tor, | begin to wonder who was
needing the prescription. Surely no
body l know. There isn't abounce
or hop In the people / see around
early In the morning, they all look
like they have been pulled out Of
bed, and they don't get much action
Into them until 10 or IL o'clock.
The only time most of them jump
is when at d a. m. these dark morn
ings the alarm clock begins clatter-
ing its get up message. and then its
the hand that jumps and not the
body. No danger OF heart failure
there.
Maybe that alarm clock would be
sweet music II the sweet prescrip-
tion could be followed literally
say prop ones self up in bed. turn
on the light. and pick up the latest
piece of fiction put there the night
before.
In the meantime, II the teakettle
would put itself on the stove and
the oatmeal and toast would look
after themselves. reading leisurely
a little while. one could leisuroly
get up, and dressing prettily In a
green satin breakfast coat that some
rich relative had sent. appear at
the breakfast table most picturesque
and heart action fine.
That would appeal to most any
woman. but most any woman knows
she can't do anything leisurely in
the morning. Not that she jumps,
for the jump is not in her, but she
does begin to crawl the minute the