Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-04-27

suspicious, lifting q tennis racket over !
the PROSTATE figure, "Oh, murder"
Fred said, resignedly. "All right, Wen
change the subject That fat little !
Werder cutie made out a pretty good
case for Germany, didn't she?"
Ramsey disposed himself in an easy
chair with his feet upon the table,
and presently chuckled. "YoT remem-
Der the time had the fuss with Yves
ley Bender, back in the ole school
days?"
yep"
Gall the flubdub this Werder girl got
off tonight puts me in mind of the
way I talked that day. | can remem-
Der it as we'll as anything! Wesley
kept yelpin' that whoever mentioned
a lady's name in a public place was a
pup, and of course l didn't want to
hit him for that; boys got regular
instinct for tryin' to make out he's
on the right side in a scrap, and he'll
always try to do something, or say
something, or he'll get the other boy
to say something, to make it look as
If the other boy was in the wrong and
began the trouble. So / told poor ole
Yves that my father spoke my moth
er's name in a public place whenever
he wanted to, and I dared him to say
my father was pup. And all so ON.
A boy startin' up scrap, why, half
the time he'll drag in his father and
mother if there's any chance to do it.
He'll fix up some way so he can say,
well, that's just the same, as if you
called my father and mother a fool
or something ike that. Then, after
ward, he can claim he was scrappin'
because he had to defend his father
and mother, and of course he'll more
than half believe it himself.
"Well you take government-it's
only Just some men, the way | see 1t,
and if they're goin' to start some big
trouble like this war, why, of course
they'll play just about that same old
boy trick, because it's instinct to do it,
lust the same for a man as it is for
boy-or else the principles just the
same, or something. Well, anyhow, If
YOU want to know who started a scrap
and worked it up, you got to forget all
the talk there is about 1t, and all what
each side says, and just look at two
things: Who was fixed for it first, or
thought they were, and who hit first?
When you get the answer to those two
questions everything's settled about
60 hIIc
as can make out, this war began
with Germany and Austria's startin'
to wipe out two little countries; Aus
tria began shootin' up Serbia, and
Germany began shootin' up Belgium.
I don't need to notice any more than
that, myself-all the girls in the cOun-
try can debate their heads off, they
can't change what happened and they
can't excuse it, either"
He was silent, appearing to feel that
he had concluded conclusively, and the
young gentleman on the window seat,
after staring at him for several mo-
ments of genuine thoughtfulness, was
gracious enough to observe, swell, old
Ram, you may be little slow in class.
but when you think things out with
yourself, you do show signs of some
thing pretty near like real hOrse-sense
sometimes Why don't you ever say
anything like that TOTO some OF
your pacifist friends?"
"What do you mean? Who you
talkin' about? Whose 'pacifist
friends'?"'
"See here" Fred exclaimed, as
Ramsey seemed about to rise. You
keep sitting just where you are, and
don't look at me out of the side OF
/ your eye like that-pretendin' you're
! bad horse. I'm really serious now, and
you listen to me- I don't think argufy-
ing and debating like that little Frau
lein Werder's does much harm. She's
right nifty young rolypOly, by the
way, though you didn't notice, OF
course"
"Why didn't II" Ramsey demanded,
sharply "Why didn't / notice."
"Oh. nothing. But, as / was saying,
/ don't think that sort Of talk does
much harm: everybody knows 1t goes
on among the proc Germans, and it's
all hot air, anyhow But think Lin
skis sort of talk does do harm, prOblyl
among people that don't know much q
and, what's more. i think Dora 4o-.
GUMS does some, too. Well, you hit
Linski In the snoot, SO what are you
Sit still My lord! You don't think
Pm askin' you to go and hit Dora, do
you? / mean: Aren't you ever goin'
to talk to her about 1t and tell her
what's what?"
ooh, you 60 to bed !"
mo, I'm In earnest" Fred urged.
Honestly, aren't you ever goin' TOT!
"How could do anything like that
Ramsey demanded explosively. = Il
never see her-to speak to. that Is.
I prob1y won't happen to have an
other talk with her, or anything, all
the time we're in college"