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The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

TOOK HIS PART SERIOUSLY
Better Half Of Lodge Member the suf-
fsrer Because of hubbys Share
In Entertainment

~Oh, my goodness alivew exclaimed
the mistress of the mansion as she
greeted some newly arriving guests at
the front door. Here's this rug all
rolled up again! It's my husband who
does 1t He gets In front of the mir
TOR here and dances.
yes, you see his lodge is putting
on minstrel show. There are six
or eight end men, and Pauls one of
them. just paid IS to have my hard
wood floors polished, and Paul's worn
all the polish off practicing his dances.
Last night he had a man from Mis-
souri, who knew all about buck and
wing dancing come in and instruct
him for an hour. Several men called
him uD on business. But he wouldn't
let me interrupt him for any one Of
them. He had all bis friends lined up
here observing bis antics and making
suggestions.
Paul sings, Please Mama, Papa's
Gettia' Madp Then after he sings that
he has to dance, and that's where the
trouble comes In II he sings too loud
and vigorously 1t takes all his breath
and he can't dance.
Ordinary dancing is hard enough
on him, because he Is six feet tall and
weighs 208I But this Is extraor-
binary dancing with a big handicap.
He wears an alarm clock for a wrist
watch, and a locomotive headlight for
q diamond pin. To dance around
with these things on after singing is
almost impossible.
''The friends who were here last eve
ming couldn't agree as to whether Paul
would be funnler laughing or looking
solemn during the stunt"
"Of course you will be going to the
entertainment to see him." suggested
one OF the guests.
"Oh, yes I'm going to be there right
up in front, and II Paul sees me he'll
smile all right, because he'll remember
the damage he did to my floor in front
Of the mirror"
well, I'm not going to be there"
declared Paul's mother. 'The cheap
est seats are so cents, and I'm sure the
show won't be worth 90 cents to me.
I've been acquainted with some OF
Paul's jokes for 81 years, more or
less."-Fall River Globe.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14
Helping Spencer Road

Those who have had Occasion
to drive out the Arnoidsburg
road lately are commenting on
the wonderful Improvement be-
ing made along the pavement.
The steam shovel has worked
from the end Of the pavement to
the upper end of the State Hos
pital Grounds and viii work on
into Spencer within the next ten
days. The bank on the upper
side of the road is being dug
away and the earth removed is
being placed along the lower
edge of the paving to form a
shoulder. Proper bitches are
being made where necessary and
when completed there will be at
least six feet of earth on each
side of the pavement. All fences
and other structure are being
moved back behind the 30 fit.
right-of-way lines. A great i'm
provement is being made both
from a standpoint of safety and
usefulness, aside from the fact
that the added shoulders and
bitches will greatly increase the
life of the pavement. - Spencer
Reporter.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14
Henrietta News

Butchering seems to be the
latest at Henrietta now.
Eugene Peniger has a bad case
of Tonsilltis.
Mr.. E Fl. Armand and Miss
Merrell Johnson spent Sunday
with Miss Thelma Burns.
Singing every Sunday night at
the school house with Mr.. E. A.
Burns as teacher. Everyone
invited.
Mrs. Camden bell has gone for
a two weeks visit in Ohio.
Mr.. Delmar Wright spent Sat
urday and Sunday with Fred
Johnson's.
Miss Letitia Johnson has gone
FOR a visit to her AunFs at Vel
low Creek.
Miss Nonia Lewis is staying at
the home of N. P. Harris.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

Earl Stump, a prominent citi-
zen of Arnoldsburg, was pleas
ant visitor at the Chronicle office
Tuesday. He is a justice of the
peace at Arnoldshurg and also
runs the Arnoldsburg Mil.
See the pretty line of Christmas and
New Year Greeting Cards on display
at the Chronicle Bookstore Printed
with your name or plain and at prices
from five cents upward.
Spencer White, a fYst-class
farmer of white pine, was here
Tuesday with a wagon-load Of
fine Rome Beauty apples which
he cad no trouble marketing here
They were sound fine looking
apples and sold at n reasonable
price.
Ernest Polling. son of Albert
Polling, of Pine Creek, sawed off
one of the fingers of his right
hand while saving wood with
power saw Friday. He was
brought here and DR.. Morford
dressed his wound and he is gett-
ing along very well.
Jerome and Hagan Francis
have both been confined to their
rooms this week with something
like the grippe. It's a fine time
to watch out for such things and
and take the simple precautions
necessary to get away from such
diseases.
LOst-One - size II Jewel Royal
Waltham watch Hunting case. The
finder will be rewarded for the return
of watch. Ira Stump, Grantsville, w.
Va. 1877 2t
A. c. Herold, who underwent
"a serious surgical operation in
Johns Hopkins hospital, Balti-
more, last week, Is getting along
as well as could be expected. ar
cording TO last reports received
from the hospital. 1t is thought
that the operation will effect a
complete recovery of his heath,
and that ne will be able to attend
the first session Of the Legislature
in January as senator from this
district. Sutton Democrat.
bud Metz. an industrious far
mer Of Annamoriah, received
very painful injuries Thursday
when a load of fodder which he
was hauling to his barn upset
and caught him under it. His
arm vas dislocated and and he
suffered other painful injuries.
He was brought to this place and
DR.. Morford rendered surgical
assistance and he is now getting
along very well.
Foster Johnson, Worshipful
Master of the local Masonic
Lodge, has announced that that
order will have a meeting on New
Years Day beginning at three
O'Clock in the afternoon, at
which degrees will be conferred
on several candidates. There
will be work in all degrees and
F. several Masons notable will be
present for the occasion.
Dinner will be served by tho
local chopter of the Eastern Stai
at six o'clock. 1t is expected
that a larg number of members
of the order will attend.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14
The Calhoun Chronic!8
THURSDAY, DEC. I, 1922
LOCAL HAPPENINGS

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A+4orno,, Eu:..4 Chooo-otb
spent the latter part of last week
visiting his family at Glenville.
A.. r. mo.t o,
nuafooa;lralI, -, oro.aa,o 49, -. C,on
III ~ la4ton ,,.,t e 1oat ,vaoI,
heHlla Dali appointment o"sl-
dess man and farmer Of Barnes
RIM vas here over Cu139y
A pretty line of Rustcraft Novelties
for Christmas, including Narcissus
Lulos an, an" , low are Oh ''Spl'Y at the
Guy BAILEY an excellent citlzeh
Io, ~. E1iJa,, ottana;nr 70 hnsi
n ,o ,,aot is "
EDITOR II. L. Ham'itoh ana
Attorney a. y. Mathews leIC
WedheSoay morning Ior " Is"
Chariey Garre'Son' VINO HAS
peen on the locaI papers a'
dlIIerenV llmeS LOT Ine PAST It"
years IS again noiu'ng oo"" "
case IN Cne chronlcie once.
fofLAl' HU"2 VA 4 Ed Also
"hlIe ',.N anu ""'IIuC i1oSS' 'eIrV''
eraue W rue Ool'IUS - ''cii''''"L 90 r,o =.
w. '''ii'eS'o"i
Harmon Martin q Drosnerous
farmer Of Big Springs, was here
Tuesday and delivered a wagon
load of fine Christmas turkeys
to local customers.
Born to MIR. and Mrs. B. G.
Stpmn Saturday nipht 2 fine bow
babv The little fellow and his
mother are getting along nicely,
and some hone is entertained for
the proud father.
Fleet Robeg uarlv a prom
,nent Spancer citizen died IN
New Mevico last week and was
brought back TO bis ll home fol
burial. B@ was wei. known boy
MANY pe0Dle of this county
We are receiving daily beautiful inc.
OF Christmas BOOKS stationery an'
Novelties that Will hcIp you solve your
gift problems
INC Dhromc'e bookstore
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14
CALHOUN COUNTY NATIONAL
FARM LOAN ASSOCIATION

Board OF Directors: Y. n Lloyd,
J. ". Chsnowsth, J. ". Smith, W. Fl.
Vincent and Seldom Wayne.
Loan Committee w. 4. Moss, Perry
Meadows and @. x. Cbenoweth.
For further information, write J.
Elmer Hail, Socy-Treas., Walnut, W.
Va, or Elliott Chsnoyeth, Abstract
AttSEnay, ogaatsvile,
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

Men and women average s1OO per
hour selling hosiery, four pairs guar
anteed wear four months or new
hosiery free. We pay 30 per cent
commission. Free samples to working
agents. Complete line Of wool and
heather mixtures This il the big
hosiery season. Experience unneces-
sary. aagle Hosiery Works Darby,
Pa. 1O-12-10t
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

Make your selection Of Christmas
Greeting Cards early and avoid disap-
pointment in choice. Our line is full
and complete now but will not be I'M
broken long.
The Chronicle BOOKSTORE
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14
NOTICE

desire to notify the public generally
that I will not be responsible for any
debts made by my son. John N. Vincent.
as he has left home. He will be Of age
Get 8, 1927.
This November 4, 1922.
w. II. VINCENT,
ll-9 At Chole, W. Va.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

The wreck-fsh is one ~ ne inhabi-
tants Of the seas with peculiar habits,
getting It's name because II may usual
ly be found floating about = wreck or
loose umbers In the South seas. II is
closely related to the stone bass OF
English wGsers.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

For Sale-Choice building lot I'm
South Grantsville. Opposite High
School and fifty feet from State Road.
Priced to SELL See w. H. Hickman.
Grantsville, w. Va. 1O-28-tf
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

Small and unimportant gifts are the
kind that make Christmas merry. Here
are three Of them that men will appre-
ciate. They are an astonished gentle
man, with painted face, made OF
ball OK Irvine and wearing n stiff white
collar and tie OF paper, a pair Of paint
Cd and initiated BhOe-trees and q ere
tonne-covered ash tray, fitted with o
glass bottom.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

Cheek choice and send o
THIS PAPER THE YOUTHS COMPANION BOsTON MAssACHI
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

l. The Youths Companion Cp s ST. BOTH FOR
z McCaPs Magazine, IL Fashion Numbers LOO 90
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

See the pretty line of Christmas and
New Year Greeting Cards on display
at the Chronicle Bookstore. Printed
with your name or plain and at prices
from five cents upward.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1922-12-14

l. The Youths Companion-52 Issues for 1928 A
3. The Companion Home Calendar for 1928
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

RlHDC

The secret of success often con-
sis,s Of keeping It a secret.
Any girl could be popular at a
dance by using pulyerIzed sugar for
powder and cranbarries for rouge.
What this country needs more
than anything else Is AN alarm
clock that wakes only the man who
sets Il.
a wise man never falls In love
this close to Christmas.
II IL wasn't for engine trouble
some parlors would never be used.
Living is expensive. but worth IL.
The man who follows the crowd
seldom has any crowd following
him.
Mixing business and pleasure
gives you neither one OF the two.
Persuade the janitor to tap on
the furnace pipes. II sounds as II
he is firing the furnace.
Many poor excuse IL worth
money To a married man.
Why doesn't some beauty shop
advertise Permanent waving-hair
called for and delivered"
The boss Is man who can take
1t out on the hired hands when he
gets mad at his wife.
Only SIX more months until time
to buy short skirts again.
The Sultan Of Turkey Is out OF
work and sultan jobs are scarce.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13


$500 0Oo
handle
prepared.
they every
delivering Slightly
this include
which
delivered
In Chicago there Is building Is used a
mail OF obvious value
cred
finding OF
Titles OF cioihing
suit
both
somebody
paper. a defective address.
employees
ventabe the
THIS drain OF eareiessness
the bill. ~ ~ '~o'' '"'
Thre ought TO be campaign
dressing anything they N box
Another waste caused by from
tom OF many business houses holding
ouf'hes
distributing
ne practically Idle,
people would
ent OF depostng ther
present II would revouionze service -
written In
dea OF paying better attention maim matter
after ALL the pcsolcc
every citizen OF the country nn
aueh OF he criticism ieveled the arcuesa
CT the general public. " - " 's '''S"eA'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
Women Meet to Plan
Equal Rights Campaign

WASHINGTON. u. e.. Nov. Ia
, Women leaders from 10 states are
| assembled hcre to plan n nation
wide campaign for equal rights
, legislation.
Summoned by Mrs. o. u. T.. Hell
mont OF New York. national prcsi-
dent OF the womcn's party. the dele
gates viii sit Tor two days and give
especial attention to tho advisable.
ity Of the immediate Introduction
OF national rights amendment to
the Constitution. and campaign
for equal rights legislation In ~
states. Tho convention, according
to the party's announcement. also
viii promulsatc a woman's charter
OF rights" dealing with all fields ''in
which women suffer discrimination
today" and will voice a demand for
tho removal of such discrimina-
tions.
Colncidcnt with this convention
there will be conference OF wo-
men lawyers, led by Judge Kathryn
Sellers OF the District OF Columbia
juvenile court. TO advise her party
on the legal aspcc. Of It's equal
rights campaign. The women law
yers constitute the lawyers council
OF the womlns party. which In
clndes about one-tcnth OF all regis
'orcd women members OF the bar.
The council will have before II a
report Of the legal research depart.
mcnt OF the woman's party, giving
the first comprehensive survey OF
tho legal status OF women IN tho
United States ever made. II covers
the law In regard 10 married wo-
mems rights. the guardianship OF
children. marriage and divorce, the
right Of married women to enter
professions. carry on business. re-
tain their own names and 10 make
contracts. as well as tho rights Of
women TO hold political office and
TO serve on juries In the states.
Another report TO the conference
will deal with labor laws affecting
women workers. The delegates will
decide whether they will endorse
special labor legislation for syomen
In industry.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
OBITUARY

Charles IIambleton Kester. died
Nov. 4, 1929. He was born In
Napa. California In 1864, His boy
hood was spent In Oakland. In
1882 he with his father came to Poe
Valley, Oregon and established a
stock ranch. In 1884 the mother.
sister and brother Joined him. The
father and mother both passed
away several years ago.
In 1893 he was united In mar
riage with Myrtle Butin and five
children were born TO them. Ellis
passed on In 1906 at the age Of ~
Years. The other four with the
widow remain to moarn his loss. He
also leaves sister and brother and
other near relatives,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
FRESHMAN lRECEpTION
First Year Class at High School
Will BE Properly Ushcred In

The annual freshman reception
will be given at the !. O. o. r. hall
Friday night. Nov. II. The follow
Ing committees have been appointed
by Albert Mooriand. student body
president. to see that the freshmen
are properly ushered into klamath
county high school:
Entertainment. senior class; re-
freshmcnts, Mildred Lewis. Miss
Olive Wilson. home economies In
strnctor. Miriam Wortiey and Helen
Caldwell; initiation. Dclos Mills.
Kathryn ulrich. Miss Margaret Hun
taon. teacher. James Manning. and
Prof Ralph Nash; decoration. Ciif-
ford Hogne. Bonnie Lucas. Julian
Ager. Nellie Elliott audi Miss Alice
Thurstcn. teacher; cleGn-up. from
freshmen class. President Leroy
Moore. janlt0r-in-chief
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
Personal Mention

Sam Gra,hwell. who was here ~
lecturer several years ago. ar.
rived last night from Fort klamath
whore he delivered lecture Grath.
well Is with a Chautauqua circuit.
Mrs. Il. e. Sphinx was in the city
over the weekend. visiting with her
daughter, Miss Claudia. Mrs. SPHINX
expects TO spend most of the winter
In chiloquin.
Miss Olive Humphrey. an cm-
plUye Of the postoifoc. left yester-
day for Oakland. California. where
she will visit for two weeks with
friends and relatives.
J. &. Boyle. manager OF the Cal.
ifornia Oregon Power company, aud
a party OF friends, left yesterday
morning for the Tule Lake region
and returned last evening with
about a dozel fine brant.
II. 4. Emmltt. 5i7 Pine street. is
displaying small bed OF straw
berries In the garden back OF his
home. and Is proud OF the fact tina,
he has ripe strawberries in Klam-
ath county in November.
Kenneth klahn. who for the past
few months has been working In
the Pelican BAY Lumber company'a
office at Kirkford. arrived In town
this morning and viii resume his
old position with the California
Oregon Power company.
MIR. and Mrs. william II. Mel
hase left on the train yesterday
morning for san Francisco on their
honeymoon trip. They were mar
rIcd yesterday morning at the home
Of SIR and Mrs. Lawrence Phelps.
The latter Is sister OF the bride.
The Crater Lake Shrine club II
planning a theatre parry for Tues
day night at the Pine Tree theatre.
All Shriners and their ladies' are TO
be the guests OF the club providing
they appear on Tuesday night wear
lag a fez. Dr. u. r.. Lamb. pres
ident Of the club. and G. T.. Jay are
In charge OF the entertainment.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
STOP THIS WASTE!
By DIR. FRANK CRANE

1879,
Chicago paeards
motor vehicles operating postal
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
STOP IiIIs WASTE.

25,COo.OOO Pieces of Mail Matter Annually Are De-
IayeJ r Not Delivered at All because They arr ln-
correctly Addressed Improperly rSck~
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
crLrn,,Arrs ,,7rm nnrnnAy

RYnNiK. Polish Upper Sllcsia
Nov. i3,---.Two hundred and tiftccn
children. grandchildren, great Grand.
children. ana grcat great grand.
children assembled ut klcall near
here. recently to help Valentin Pal
uschc. an innkocper. celebrate his
iiTth birthday anniversary, Paul.
uschc Ia said 10 be- the oliest inhah'
itnnt of Siicsiu,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

Robertson's Chicken Tamales.
Wholesale and retail. 1113 Main st.
1877
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

y. II. Pike says no matter how
carefully you pick apples Off u tree
there's a flno one away up there
at the top that you missed. In life.
it's about the same way.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13
COMING EVENTS

. November t3--.Ellison- White =
. I.yccun,. Pine Trec theatre, .
u November iS--lChnmbcr ot .
. commerce forum, .
. November 2t---Mccting ot .
. Book committed. Womnn'a LII .
. brary club .
y November 3O--sThanksgiylng .
. Day. .
0 Q Q o Q O Q 0 Q Q 0 Q Q Q Q
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

about 174.O00. 900 cells In them.
Lions and tigers are too weak In
lung power to run moro than half
o mile. ~"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

An apple. an onion and q potato
taste exactly alike. according TO
one English scientist. II is neces-
sary to see and smell them TO de.
tsct the, difference.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1922-11-13

then burning the fiery product In a
camp fire or throwing IL under a
hammock. They recognize that
more skin. concentration .rnl train.
ing Ia demanded for the preparation
OF newspapers than IN great mum
Der OF other professions and trades.
while every newspaper error rs PUB.
Tic property and equal errors In
ether works are covered up.
The few" put in several miscr-
able years while they hear the
many pan" their work. until they
come TO realize that the many" nev.
or even know master craftsman un-
I'll the few" have pointed him out l..
Robertson's Chicken Tamales.
sayh A1 nj a. q
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-08-18
ONE FOURTH AUTOS
FROM OTHER STATES

One-fourth of the automobiles
travelling the highways of Ore
gon bear foreign license plates,
according to a traffic census con
Quoted by the state highway de-
partment on Wednesday, July II,
the returns for which have Just
been completed. The census was
taken at ISL points of observation
on 80 state highways. At some
points of observation the foreign
cars were shown to far out-numbe1
the Oregon cars. This is particu-
larly true three miles north or the
California line on the Pacific
highway where arg foreign cars
were counted during the day as,
compared with only 92 Oregon
cars.
The census shows that horse
drawn vehicles represented only
2.61 per cent of the total traffic,
motorcycles represented "a per
cent, Oregon passenger cars 63.66
per cent foreign passenger cars,
21.65 per cent; light duty trucks,
Gil per cent; trucks of 1 II tons
and over SOB per cent.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-08-18
TOWNS BURNED
BY FOREST FIRES
IN MINNESOTA

Duluth, Mimi, Aug. 1S-(By the
Associated Press) )-Fears that the
death toll from the forest fires
raging in northern Minnesota would
go beyond the reported total of
IL when adyices are received today
from the flame swept areas were
expressed this morning by scores
of refugees who are arriving here
hourly from all sections of the north
woods.
While 400 Minnesota national
guardsmen continued today the
work of succoring the refugees,
more than 1000 forest rangers, set
tiers and others redoubled their ef-
forts in fighting the flames.
Cotton, Central Lakes and White
Face have been destroyed. Only
rain or calm day can save a score
of other towns. Terrific winds were
the chief enemies of the fighters.
The first ray of hope preventing
further serious loss was received
at district headquarters of the state
forest service shortly after mid
night when rangers at Kelsey, 80
miles north of here, the center of
the worst blazes, reported the sit
uation much improved, with the
wind subsiding and a heavy dew.
Similar fires were reported early
today in several sections, however.
Mindful of the 1918 holocaust in
northern Minnesota when more than
400 persons lost their lives, hun
dreds OF persons abandoned their
homes, livestock and everything
they owned. Women and children
rushed to safety, while most of the
men remained behind to aid fire
Fighters. Last night and today all
main roads leading to Duluth, Eve
-eth and other northern villages
however were crowded with flee
ing women and children.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1922-08-18
UNCLE SAM DONATES
45 TRUCKS TO STATE

Forty five new Liberty five
ton trucks have been donated to
the state of Oregon for road work
by the United States war depart
ment, according to Herbert Num-
state highway engineer, who re-
turned Thursday afternoon from
Camp Lewis where he arranged
for the transportation of the
trucks to this state which will be
undertaken next week. The
trucks, which are all equipped
with cargo bodies, will all be
loaned out to the various coun-
ties Of the state for use in road
construction work, only a nomi-
nal rental being charged for
their use. Oregon already has 215
trucks engaged in highway con-
struction work, most of which
were donated to the state by the
war department.