The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1922-05-21
THE
REFEREE
By ALBERT APPLE



The ex-kalrer ~ reported to have
lost All nterr IN European poii-
lcs. Ills physical hcaitn II sasa To
Ice Soou. nut has irienas are wor-
reu aDvut has ent tate. iney
say his 10 religion has be-
cUina a mania.
Wilhelm n 90 years old. At
that age. meu begin 10 think a lot
aDout the hereafter.
IN the inferno, Wilhelm VIII
have a iIne ume exchanging notes
wan uenghis IMAM, hist"is >
champion butcher, VIVA in ~ years
OF conquest killed is,ovv. VuV
Asiatics. Uther miiIons were KIN.
ca IA mas lesser vars.
In the year Ia, he was destroy
ed ~ death. always h final victor.
wiinelm Tears this ultimate con-
qaerOr. There's a reason.
GE,NGHis
CenShls Khan. greatest mill
tary destroyer OF history. estnb-
liHied Just laws among his con
quered. He enforced these laws
aud made his empire 80 secure
against murder. theft and adultery
tnat unarmed strangers we're able
To travel without tear or danger
from one end OF the empire TO the
other.
Genghit tolerated all religions,
promoted education and made hos.
pitality compulsory among his sub
jccts.
These good deeds still Influence
the Chinese people. after 100 years
His vars = forgotten, their ef-
fects erased.
War ~ the most futile OF all hu.
man devices. For every question
II settles, II unsettler a cor ol
othere. 6A
Oenghis Khan's followers swoop.
ed down ON BaRdad, then the
world greatest city. They be.
headed 500. 900 Of It's several mil
lions Of inhabitants.
Mohnmmed. In the city Of sa-
markand. snw the Chinese warriors
approaching. He fled. saying
The MonKolr are no meny that
they could fiil tho mont around this
city with their horrewhips.
To-day Oenghis Khan and his
successors ARE forgotten. but ESQ.,
900. 600 people are Mohammednns.
Religion IN the most powerful
force among humans.
KIDDING
Thirsty days hath September.
April. June and November. All the
rest are thirsty. too, unless you
make your own home brew.
That parody got n big hand" at
tho spring luncheon OF the wo-
mans Forum, New York city.
The most interesting feature Of
prohibition IN that even It's most
rahid enemies take II good-nntured-
iy. The Kidding" about the dry
laws Indicates that the nation Mt
heart II dry. II also Indicates "A
fundamental national respect for
law. despite the joshing.
Most OF the people who curse
prohibition would vote dry II II
came TO a referendum showdown.
WHISKY
Haynes. federal prohibition com
missioner. figures that only 2,oO0,-
600 gallons OF whisky will he with
drawn from bonded warehouses
this year. That's a quart a year
for each ~ Americans.
Also. II II less than n sixth OF
the 1890 Withdrawals.
W WV Niu NNlNNn uNNNt Nnr
country drank i3O. 600. 600 gallons
NJ bonded American whisky a
yeer, Compare with 1899.
The real-booye flood IN drying az
At lis source. Flood of poison CON
'inues in great quantities. but
fear. greatest OF prohibition agents
will take care ~ that.
COrONiBO
Suain nov claims that Colombo
~--diacoverer ~ America and IN.
correctly called Coiumbns-wR,
horn on Spanish soil instead OF
Tiaf~.
prdoneZ v Garcia Spanish min.
lister OF Justice. mt q cigarl In in.
vertigatinE documents u THU
effect. recently found IN GRiic'a.
It's a useless investigation
n"e@n't make any difference
whore Colombo was horn. VIVA
counts Ia that a Spanish queen has
'-fuitive sense enough 30 financs
~colombo'S trim westward over th'
Atlantic 10 prove TINT tho cart
wns round, when lonR-beardet
'sei"ntistr' thought n was fiat.
When ihav ne'ad her how shs
knew she probably answered. BE,
cause"