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Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

If a farmer has four thousand
bushels of wheat" said the teacher
"and scr them at sixty cents BUSH
rl what would he get?"
t. which pupil enthusiastically
replied: "An automobile"
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

If reform would begin at home it
would probably go further.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
WHERE IGNORANCE IS B1Jss

The more I learn concerning food,
The less l can enjoy it.
Although my appetite is good,
l dare not now employ it.
For vitamine and calory
And protein--there's the rub!
now must spend my salary,
When all l want is GRUB!
o
Self confidence is the fuel ,nds,
the boiler Of business. Where YOU Ar,
convinced you can, you will.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Many man never gets anywhere
because he just drifts.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

And when all is said and done, most
of the girls who paint are mighty
poor artists.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Not much can be done with a man
who mistakes his prejudices for his
convictions.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
SEEMS so!

Warren Rabbit lives in Alpena,
M b. It Stems a. though he ought
e. ran for something.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Nearly every day is a fine day in
the police court.
Some people are talking about Car
.er Glass for president. Ycs, talking.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Bill Spivens says
with the coming of
the dandclion the
hootch making season
is on and it ends only
V hen the last apple is
frozen on the tree.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
WHOLESALE

Hmmy Surveying his lately ar
7. i twin sisters): Did you get them
G. '.cr by taking two, papa?"
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

The prospective candidates are now
busy urging themselves to run for
office.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

1t is hard to sympathize with a
chronic pcssimist who runs into a
streak of bad luck.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

one thing must be said in favor
Of the modern woman. She does not
button up the back.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

The cost of living will always be
high to those who live that way.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

1t is not bit too early 70 begin
thinking abojt getting in your winter
coal.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

hicago police are looking for a
r. bandit who wears a winsome
lu 'r." They ought to have lots Of
/ 20 in their search.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
HERE WE COME

HERE WE COME
Sad the devil to his angels.
Heat up another vat,
Al. filler up with birthstone,
Her comes the Office Cat.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Bill Spivcns says wool has fallen
Il little in the past week, but the
difficulty is that much of it has been
pulled over the eyes.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Sometimes a man is a victim Of cir
cumStances, and again he is just a
born goat.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Till Spivcns says an apple a day
n y keep doctor away. but it de-
poHds on where you hit him with it.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

A florists truck hit Bill Buck
And knocked him out for hours
A witness Said on the truck bo,d r..,
These words: "Say it with flowsr. .a !
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Henry Ford, it is said, is mora N.
terested in his newspaper than in n.
automobile factory. Probably trvins
to find a way to avoid the ignomy !;
dying rich.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

In a canon. and just for two,
Our lips in rapture met
Perhaps they might have met again.
But the go.h darncd thing upset.
o
Always scrcn, yourself up to keep
your bad temper down, gargles Bill
SpivcnS,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
. .ar n u u n 8, q u a {, n u :, 8.
THE OFFICE CAT

: :nn.:an.""a "rn naa
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
THE NEW POVERTY

ZONES is in straitened circumstan-
ces, isn't he?" -,
"Yes: he tells me it is about all
he can do to keep the wolf out of the
garage"
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

iwkward dgnccr.
nulishcd flo -;
Wreath of lilies
.'l The door,
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Jane. have sou whispered today
without permis,ion?"
"Only wunst.'
LEROY, should James have said
vmst?"
"No'm: he should have said twist"
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
y" "UNE FROM DANGER

.%l1u tive Investigations made at
til University Of Illinois prove that
Coz are not germ carriers. We do
n. .are. They would be carried away
firm Us anyhow.
I've lost my head over you" said
Il. rabbage.
"@o on you're stringing me-" an
svurrd the bean.
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

That cleanliness is accredited next
t. "odlincSs probably accounts for
Mnlay being wash day, opines Bill
SrHrn~
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14
RUDE RURAL RHYMES

II II . . It :. /. II II 4. II aaa
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1922-07-14

Mr.. Borah is the chief objector in
the senate. And goodness knows,
there is plenty to object to.
-X
The world moves, of course, but
sometimes we wonder whether it Is
going forward or backward.
-X-
Few things come to pass without
careful thought before hand. Few
worth while things happen by acci-
dent.
- y
Sometimes, we fancy, Opportunity
has started to knock but has been dis
mayed by the knocl;cr within.
-
Europc's love for us, as you prob
ably noticed began to wane just as
soon as we quit making loans.
--------N-------------
Too many Of our office holders seem
to think the science of government
con lists solely Of passing the buck.
--X--
There arc still good many people
in this country who believe the law
Of supply and demand governs prices.
--X-----
You never know how good a man
was until after hc is killed by rail-
road and his widow sues for damages.
--X---
One half of the Irish people seem
determined to keep the other half
from getting whatever it is that they
want.
A man was shot for winking at a
woman in Chicago. 1t is always best
to speak right out.
-X
The cost of living will always be
high to those who live that way.
---X--------
Nearly every day is a fine day in
the police court.
Some people are talking about Car
.er Glass for president. Yc2, talking.
The prospective candidates are now
busy urging themselves to run for
office.
1t is not a bit too early 20 begin
thinking ahoIt getting in your winter
coal
-----X---
Sometimes a man is victim of cir
cumstanccs, and again he is just a
born goat.
1t is hard to sympathize with a
chronic pcssimst who runs into a
streak of bad luck.
-------X---
And when all is said and done. most
of the girls who paint are mighty
poor artists.
-----X----
Just as we begin to think aviation
Is becoming safe proposition, some
thing else happens.
-X--
The fans love a baseball PLAYER who
knocks a home run. rather than one
who knocks the umpire.
----X--
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
NOTICE TO slppeRs.

Sealed bids will he received by the
undersigned until Friday, Oct, s, 1929,
at 5 O'Clock p, M. for the furnishing
OF coai TO the pumping staten, as
follCwa: ra.H a. aA
1000 toms screened lump, more or
less, In Te Aff
1900 tons mine run, more or less.'h
1000 tons egg. more or less.
2,000 tons nut, more or less,
Ittbeing understood that 1000 ton
is about the bmpxmum amount nseG
in any one year and the eiectri ieati0n
CT the pumping station IN exp cted TO
diminish this amount very materially.
Coal to be delivered end weighed NJ
the pumping station. "a.
{, ontract To date September ~. 1899,
and Ia be subject Ia cancellation at
any time upon notice from CommiR-
sioner Of Public Property.
The rIrht Is reserved to reject any
and all bids. y-N
w. W. CURTIS, !
city Clerk, 3
Daily Thought. X
The valiant never taste OF death
hut once. Shakespeare,
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
HIGH SCHOOLS pep
MEETING DEVELOPS
GRID ENTHUSIASM
CHEER MESSAGE FOR BETTER
SPIRIT AMONG STUDENT BODY
BRINGS VERY EXCELLENT Ri.
SUITS,

After pep meeting was STAGED
yesterday morning al the hish achool
per seems u have been driven into
the players and into The students ot
the school aS whole fha practices
last night was by far the best this
Sd aaOm and signal practice WIS per
formed by men who seemed elucR
fall OF pep. Al least loo students
were on the field to watch the prac,
tice which started 1T $3.50 ana lasted
untll after supper The beat Auro-
ia spirit is now In full swing ut the
school.
Ihirtytive men were ont last nisht
and the number will be boosted 10
forty tonight with the arrival of the
new moleskins, Two orders Of new
outfits are now on hand and two more
are due. so that when Ottawa takes
the field Saturday one OF the best
equipped teams that ever represented
the school will be seen.
West Aurora First Foe.
West Aurora, so the story says. is
rated slow" and was lucky 10 he
able to beat Batavia by a score Of
Is to : Saturday. But the fact that
Fletchers crew is composed largely OF
last years veterans and have played
game this season will give them 4
shade in experience over Newberg's
men, but the Ottawa fans are all
primed for victory and the nractics
of last night makes it appear that the
Ottswa boys will turn in a high card
with their score the highest Saturday.
The Roster of Candidates:
Last night saw Hank Koenig out
and playing center. and II Hank viii
play like he did last night il appears
he will be a sure shot for the posi-
ton although he has Crowden to
reckon with and Crcwden's brother
was all.valley in 1920. Jotst has be
gun to get down to business and ply
football. and if Schultz ever gets TO
that point he will be wonderful
guard. "Parson" VonckX is out now
and promises to develop into one
sweet guard or tackle. OF course,
Sonny" Calkins and Farmer Ant.
ram look like sure shots for tackles
But Stevenson. Denny, Griffiths ana
Smith all seem determined to get q
lob SO some very interesting battles
for these positions are going on. On
the wings Pete" Dekreon and "PucG
O'Brien are both showing up we'll, bat
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
ROCK ISLAND IND.
WHIP MOLINE INDIANS

Rock Island, H.. Sept 26,--In n
practice game Sunday the Rock Is
land Independents easily defeated the
Moline Indians, 90 10 0.
Eddie Usher, three years back
field player with the University of
Michigan. joined the Islanders yes
terday Duke Slater, giant negro star
from Iowa university. played at one
of the tackles.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
Games Today.
No games scheduled,

ately, as he considers Wills the only
one standing in the way of a bout be-
tween Sikh and Jack Dempsey for the
worlds title.
A message sent by Hellers to Tom
O'Roulke this evening was as fol-
lows:
Want 100000 francs net, exclu-
sive OF income tax Am ready 10
leave immediately and have Sikh fight
Wills Oct 26.'
The extra 100000 francs above the
million mark. Hellers explained. were
for the expenses of the trip to the
United States and for training expen.
ditures.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
X SWEET LITTLE
r BABY BOY
Makes a Bright Spot in Every
Home. A Comfort in
4''ss Years TO Come

~ Park Rapids, Minnesota. 81 have
taken your medicine - Lydia e. Pink
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

the attractions, No game has been
as yet secured for Thankssiving, and
1t is probable that none will be ar.
ranged until later in the season, until
the csliber OF the Ottawa team is
demonstrated And il the caliber is
as expected, of the first degree, some
team with a good record will he
signed II not some other team, as IL
~ planned TO hold the date open and
see who the fans would like Ottawa
TO play on that date. The Mendoza
game was arranged by the new coach
himself and promises to be u good at.
traction. NNith the four games al
ready earded and four out of towr
games scheduled Ottawa will play
nine hard games this year. a
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
FEET TOO BIG FOOT
BALL MEN CAN'T PLAY

Charlottesville, Ind. Sept. 20.
Shoes are playing u prominent part
IN helpin eslow up football practice
for two candidates to the Wabash foot.
ball team,
peare, 2l0 pound guard prospect,
ana Chadwick, end, with size l3la
foot, are awaiting special pairs of
shoes. The other day Peare attempt
ed every shoe near HIS size and finally
got pair which by slipping the
right one on his left foot and the left
one on his right, proved some where
near satisfaction. Chadwick has been
unable To be fitted at all. tta
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
EVEN MONEY BET
GIANTS WILL LOSE

New York. Sept. 20 Especial Dr.
More interest was manifested In the
betting on the world series games IN
the financial district yesterday. One
wager of $4,000 against $1,000 was
made by the firm of W. l.. Darnell and
Co, ~ Broad street, that the Giants
would lose the series.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

! Ruel Nebergal aud several Others
are showing good form.
/ Behind the line Red" West looks
good at fun back with "Hontz" Dek.
reon and Brick Farrell for running
mates. Carr was not out last night,
due to an INJURY to his arm, so New.
berg Is going 10 break Speed Logan
IN for that position, hut Dammaun
says that he is going to perform SOM.
where this year and has an eye ON the
pilot job, SO that there will be plenty
OF competition FOR the pivot position,
with Carr having the shade,
On The wing position another angle
was given to the fight last night with
the good showing by bob" Dough.
erty, who seems 10 have Il faculty for
catching forward passes no matter
where they are, Nebersall also is
showing good firm and threatens TO
steal somebody's job. Smith and Grlf-
hths, two l5j Founder, are showms
up well. and " Jobst slows up one Of
these men VIII perform al the other
guard with Nouckx.
Oscar the Taekiinq Dummy
4 new o9tar" was received yester
day ana had TO submit 10 some ter
rible punishment hast evening The
most prospective booking candidates
sre being de< ont new moleskins.
Sweaters for this year will be bright
red. and ends and back field men will
wear numbered Jerseys, New helmits
VIII arrive today and will be issued
tonight The football trousers of this
year have also arrived and are the
best ever had at the school, being OF
the latest make and guard against lin
jnries from ell angles. SO the fans
will see great bunch CT cake" play
ers representing Ottawa this year
who claim tho ware going to eat the
cake while their opponents eat mud.
Anyway, all the girls want To I've
around and see the tiappers in action
Saturday.
For the balance of the week New.
berg win spend all his time except
during scrimmage on picked squad
of men composing the first squad and
made IN of eighteen men.
Reorsanize Red Peppers"
The Grand Old Gang of Red Per-
persf has been reorganized again this |
years among the girls. with Nary |
arter Theo Bane and Mildred Watts |
as leaders. The same old outfits will |
be worn and the grand old cheers ot |
long ago augmented by some new
ones will be sung.
Season tickets for this year have
been printed and call for the first four |
home games with West Aurora Men |
dota, Peoria Central and La Sale as
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
ROCKWELL DEFEATS
OTTAWA UNIONS 1915

The fast Rockwell unions took the
Ottawa Ponies into camp Sunday in a
good game of baseball played on the
Rockwell diamond.
BY staging a seven run rally in the
eighth the victory was accomplished
The pitching and hitting of Fox
featured as he hit every time at the
bat, getting home run in one of
the trips. Dallam for Ottawa fielded
well and hit in a pinch once.
Decisions of the umpires were very
unsatisfactory to the Ottawa team.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
HIGH SCHOOL Player
DIES OF GRID INJURIES

Fremont, o., Sept 2G Ohio's first
football fatality this season was re-.
corded here Sunday night In The death
OF Albert Swander. II, member Of the
clyde, o., Junior high school team,
who was injured In game with Ere.
mont high Saturday, lie was taken
suddenly i'll Sunday afternoon aud
died in a local hospital.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

Games Today.
tiacinHati at Philad elPhia.
Brooklyn ~ Boston
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
New York, D, st. Lonic, 4.
Cincinnati, 10; Philadelphia, 2.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

suffer before their babies are born. =
Mrs. WIN. JOHNSON, Box 155, Park
Rapids, MINI.
To marry and arrive at middle age
without children is great disappoint-
ment to many women. Think of the Joy
and comfort other women have in their
Children as they grow older.
Lydia Z. pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound has helped to bring great happi-
Uess 10 many families by restoring wo.
men to health. Often the chiIdlessbome
{ 10 due to a run down condition of the
wife,. which may be helped by lydia
e. Hnkhafm's Vegetable Compound 1t
aeeught health and happiness INTO the
home Of Mrs. johnson. Why not 70
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
AMERICAN tERGUE.

Yesterdays Results.
No games played.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26
FOR OVER 40 YEARS

HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE has
been used successfully in the treatment
of Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE con-
siats Of an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves By local application, and the
Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
faces. thus reducing the Inflammation.
Sold by all druggists.
.aFs. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-09-26

nam 3 V eye Ia DIG
Compound when /
was a girl for pains
and before and after
my marriage. Inow
have a sweet little
baby boy and will
send you his picture
|if you.wish to publish
lit. My sisters also
take your medicine
land find it a great
help. and | recon-
mend IL IN fhnca uho
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-03-06
STANDARD ADOPTED
FOR EASTERN PEACH
Delaware One of Seven States
That Will Grade the
Fruit.

The essential requirement of SUCCESS
full cooperative marketing whereby
members turn over to the central SELL
ing agency their entire crop has been
followed in the New Jersey association,
but certain provisions have been made
to permit growers to enjoy the advan-
tages of local sales. Scientific distribu-
ton, that viii avoid market gluts, Will
be an important element in the organ
lied marketing movement. The stan
dardized grades, giving buyers in distant
markets the assurance OF guaranteed
pack, the experience Of other co-opera-
tives has shown, will promote quicker
sales and wider distribution. The Jersey
growers are a unit in the determination
to use grade standards to build up a
strong reputation in all markets for
their products"
AT the Incorporation meeting, held at
the Office of the State Federation Of
County Boards of Agriculture, in Tren-
ton, the new association ele cted
the following officers and committee
Chairmen: President, Joseph Barton,
Marion; vice president, c. B. Lewis,
Riverton; secretary and treasurer, Frank
App, Trenton. Trustees, Byron Roberts
Moorestown; George Z. Reid, Mount
Holly; William HOokstra, Beverly. Trans
portation committee, Byron Roberts
grades and brands, George Reid; market
ing methods, c. B. Lewis. The State
Bureau of Markets of New Jersey
was requested to take charge of the
new associations organization proper.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial. (Wilmington, Del.) 1878-1928, 1922-03-06
HOG CHOLERA MOST +.
DESTRUCTIVE DISEASE
Each Year Kills Millions OF Hogs
Causing Heavy Finan-
ciaI Loss.

The State Board Of Agriculture has
issued the following statement relative
20 hog cholera:
Hog CT olera destroys more hog. 10 tho
United States than all other diseases
combined. The losses have amounted 10
more than 100000 hogs in one year,
and the money losses reach many million
dollars annually. Many Of the ways in
which hog cholera in carried from farm
10 farm, and by shipping and driving
feeder and breeding hogs, can be avoided
by the exercise Of proper care.
Sanitation, dinnfection, self-imposed
quarantine, and vaccination when neces-
sary are important factors in protecting
hogs against cholera infection.
The State Board Of Agriculture aims
10 reduce losses n the minimum
/ ton Of all concerned is essential 70 sue
cess. There ARE many 90 called tonics
advertised 10 do wonders for hogs:
none Of them however, have any value
az cure or preventive for hog cholera.
/ Anti-hog cholera serum and virus is
now recognized as the only reliable pre-
ventative agent in controlling hog
cholera. For the past sevcral years, the
State has furnished serum and virus
N the farmers free Of charge, large sums
Of money having been appropriated by
[ the Legislature for this purpose.
/ The legislature Of 1921 decided 70 dis
continue the appropriation for FREQ
serum and virus, but did appropriate an
amount sufficient 70 enable the State
Board Of Agriculture TO keep on hand
sufficient serum and virus 70 meet
the demand This viii be sold at cost
TO veterinarians in Delaware for use in.
the State.
As a result Of the discontinuance ~
free serum some farmers may neglect
10 vaccinate their hogs when necessary.
The State Board Of Agriculture there
fore wishes TO advise that all farmers
shall report promptly any case Of
sick hogs, either to the veterinaria or
TO the State Board of Agriculture.
Investigation Of swine diseases will BE-
made free of charge by the Federal
veterinarian.
The law provides that no veterinarian
receiving serum and virus under tho
provision Of this act shall charge o
tee greater than SOC per head for
incubation The new law will go
into effect March Is, 1922.