The Washington times., 1922-07-30

sandwich, chocolate eclair and n
glass Of iced tea, and be sure the
tea has ice in it. CTo M Ye Gods,
yesterday the tea was as warm
as soup. and WIN certainly gave
the waitress the jaw. And guess
what she had the nerve to say,
"Well do you think this is the
willard?"
M--Great grief, what do you
know about that for sass? I wish
I waS at some spot where I could
breathe. l liked to have died yes
terday.
Hot you know about the heat,
you working in a store and show
ing people books. And me, picture
what I am doing these days.
M2Tryfng to make the fat danes
believe that they look as swell as
you DO in the gowns that you trail
around with your perfect 36 in.
side.
H-I'n say, and then some, and
believe me the new styles will be
hard on the stout DANES. But that
Is nothing compared with trying
on and parading around in fur
coats. ....
M-Fufr coats in July? Well you
can have your $s5 a"week and
welcome to II If that is the way you
earn it.
H-There I knew il, the tea is
warm as usual l wish Will were
here. II 1 didn't owe fifty on that
lace dress 1 wouldn't have to
.economize so.
M-Go on and tell about the furs.
:H-Believe me, kid, you'll be
going without your lunches when
you see the new fur coats. All
boy, they will sure be grand with
your blond hair.
M-(pats her elaborately Golf
.fured hair and looks in her van
'ity. mirror. Well, 1 guess did
,get the hang of this new dye and
4. fool them alright. Why the
other day a grand old dame wad-
dies up to me and says my
dear, your hair Is wonderful
never saw hair that reminded ma
20 much Of molten gold as
yours" Then ! heard a snicker
from one Of the girls. They
have a suspicion that 1 use a
tint but believe me ] don't con-
,fide in any Of those cheap girls.
30, all they have is their sus-
pidons.s I squeIched' that giggle
with a. look and smiled at the
dame and Gmarmured something
like thank you. But tell me
about the furs. for 1 have a
hundred or so saved up and
maybe Jack will make up and
come across with another hun
dred or so.
H-Wish YOU could have
lamped yours truly in mole
wrap with a squirrel collar fast
ened up around my shapely
throat and
M-You can surely hand your.
self more bouquets.
H-Well, of course If you don't
want to hear about the furs, I
should worry. have moro to
do than to waste my time tell
tp1 thinps that
M-Calm down, old dear. I do
want to hear about them. Finish
your tea and start again.
H-The mole wrap was quite
long. You see, As inches is the
most stylish length, and the lin
ing gorgeous, I'm here 10 tell
YOU. And a peach Of a girdle,
. gold and black twisted cord
with large tassel. Lots Of the
smartest wraps and coats have
those girdles.
M-That gives me a hunch that
I might put one on my old coat
and make believe it's new. But
then INwouidn't get anything
out Of Jack. Tell, me some
more, k,-f ..,- -. J.,
H-You certainly do talk more
than anyone I ever knew.
M-Associstion with you. my
dear. e.. 3 ~
H-Still furs, biege is all the
rage. 1t is dyed stuff. for heard
old Rosy tell some customer only
this morning that the dyeing proc
cess has progressed, so forth and
so on. And 1t is just made for
yopt dearie, Biese baby lamb IS
sweilr and 80. Is a ions.hsired fur
called badger, why do you know
that they even colnr ertnine gray
and bisaue. II seems a shame to
color ermine. hut tho colored kind
has an air and you somehow like