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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05

It pays to advertise. Try the Want
Column and see for yourself.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05

Darlington Democrat: 1t is pleas
ant these days to desert your busl-
ness whatever it may be and join the
crowd that goes nutting. These are
the days that seem to be especially
made for wandering and growing ac-
quainted with strange meadows, un-
visited woods and hills that have al
ways hitherto been blue with dis
tance. They are the days when a
human being is pulled in two op-
posite directions by two equal forces,
and the result is, that he stands still
and does nothing.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05
HIGH SCHOOL NOTES.

Supt. A. A. Vieth attended the
State Superintendents' Convention at
Madison on Thursday and Friday of
last week.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05

Bloomington Record: The state
ments of six West Grant banks ap-
pear in this issue of The Record and
are worthy of careful inspection by
those of our readers who are inter-
ested in the financial conditions of
this section-as all of us should be.
1t is evident that we are slowly but
surely recovering from the financial
troubles of the past couple of years
and real prosperity, while it may
come slowly, will ere long be with us
again.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05

Burlington Standard-Democra
The coal strike and the rail strike
may be over but the important thing
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-10-05

Mrs. Clancy gave "The Pledge OF
the Neighborhood." She spoke OF
the very kind friendship always felt
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Novel Cake Decoration.

When decorating a birthday cake
for a child, use as a novelty a bottle
OF colored stick candy instead OF can
dies. The birthday cake can be made
very attractive with its candy can
dies and a large lighted wax candle
In the center, with Z mass OF green
leaves encircling it. The little folks
win think 1t great fun TO eat the can
dies and win prefer the candy sticks
to the conventional lighted candles.
There is not wax TO melt and run
down, spelling the cake.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Thaekeray,s eirthpIaee.

Calcutta gave England one of her
greatest nOvelists, for William Make
peace Thackeray was born there on
July IS, 1911. The. nOvelist's father
was an Indian civil servant, as also
had been his grandfather. and his
mother was the daughter OF YET an
other servant of the old John COM
pany. The city of Calcutta has not
forgotten her famous son, and TO cele-
brate his centenary ten years ago a
memorial with an inscription from
Henry EsmOnd" was unveiled in the
Church of st. John, where he was bap-
tized--MancheSter Guardian.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
NIeISnamea After Death.

Certain kings of England are known
IN history by various nieknames, but it
is interesting to note that these names
did not appear until a number OF
years after their death. Edmund, for
example. died in 1O16, and Is first
spoken Of as Ironside in 1897. Edward
l appears In an almost contemporary
chronicle as "cil 90 les lunges Jambes"
he with the long legs-and did not
become Longshanks tin about 1900.
Richard III is first called Crookback
by Shakespeare In the third part OF
the play Henry VI
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25

It Is reported that about $4,000
pounds OF coral, worth 100000. are
taken each year from the coral beds
OF Japan The work is done by divers,
the master diver receiving and grad
ing the coral as 1t is brought In.
Wholesale and exporting firms keep
representatives there to inspect the
coral and make bids for it. The color
has much to do with the value. The
most expensive is "bOke,' pale ounce
color; next in value is pink, then white,
light red and dark red
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
4siIent Room" for Testing Mo,ors.

silent Room" for Testing Mc,ors.
A silent room" designed TO enable
the workmen TO detect any defect caus-
ing excess friction, or break in the
smooth running pUrr of the motor, be-
fore its shipment is an innovation de-
velOped by a large manufactures Of
automobiles. The room is designed af-
ter the manner of the chambers used
in photograph factories for the crea-
ton Of records. absolutely protected
against outside sounds
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Thrift.

To live well differs from living ex-
raVagantly: for the first comes from
moderation and a suficiency and good
order and propriety and frugality. but
the other comes from intemperance
and luxury and want of order and
want OF prOpriety. And the end (the
consequence OF the one Is true
praise, but or the other blame. If.
then. you wish to live well, do not
seek to be commended for profuse ex-
observation-disclosures "a. D. 9O),
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Funny Bone"

Funny bone, or crazy bone, the lat
ter being the more common locution in
America, is n term popularity applied
to what anatOmists call the inner con-
dyle Of the humerus. a blow upon
which jars the lunar nerve and pro-
duces n funny tingling sensation. An
old dissecting room Joke for the first
year students is. why is the funny
bone so called? Because it borders on
the humerus. Chicago Journal
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Nut Got Name From Town.

A certain kind of nut grew in pro-
fusion in the town Of KaStana, in Pom
tus, Asia Minor. 1t derived its name
from thar of tie town. and was known
in English as chestnut, in Russian
kashtan. in Bulgarian kesten. in Italian
catasgua. in French chataiQue. All,
it will be noticed variations of the
name of the town.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
90 You Know the "euidould7"

70 ON TNIIDF7 IIIN NNIN8Na~s
The "guidguld" is sometimes de
scribed as a barking bird. This term
IS applied In tropical america to any
small bird that gives a quickly re
peated cry. particularly TO those which
seek their insect food on the floor of
the forest
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Freudianism up to Date.

PsychOanalysis OF the average man
shows a definite love complex for that
portion OF the opposite sex who can
render a cook stove symphony and
defensive reaction against the baby
grand performer.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
His justification.

In a small country school. during a
recess period, the teacher ~ charge
OF the playground saw one of the boys
about seven years old strike one Of
the girls. Norman" said the teacher,
mo gentleman would strike a lady,"
After careful thought the boy replied:
well, no lady would tickle gentle
man"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Citizens Plain DUTY

In social and political relations, as
In business. we have no right TO ex-
pect the other fellow to do what we
ourselves are unwilling TO do If we
see what should be done we should do
it regardless of what the other fellow
does or when he does ii.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
STATE OFFICES

Governor. Henry J. Allen
Lieutenant Governor. Chas. S Huffman
Secretary of State. 1. J. Pettijohn
State Auditor. Norton A Turner
State Treasurer, E. T. Thompson
Attorney General. Richard J. Hopkins
Supt- Of Public instruction, Lorraine E
Wooster
Supt. of Insurance, Frank L. Travis
State Printer. Bert Walker
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
ELLIS COUNTY

Clerk. NJ. A. Basgau
Treasurer. G. ]. Klug
Probate Judge. John B. Gross
Register of Deeds. Peter J. Rome
Co. superintendent, Louis Christensen
Sheriff. Frank Loreditsch
Clerk of Dist. Court, R. A. Leiler
Co Attorney, J. NJ. Wiesner
Co. Engineer, Clarence Loreditsch
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
- Rarnea haa Rinht 10

The man who brags about himself"
said Mr.. Stormington Barnes. usually
proves TO be an excellent advance
agent for very bad star"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Saw Stars

Duzed victim lin college boxing
cIass)-Iey, professor. didn't come
here for an astronomy Boston
Transcript.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25

Trying as it is for a girl to dis.
cover that her idol has feet of clay
IL is worse for her 10 find that he ha-
head of hone.-Roston Transcript
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Revised RIble

The Boston Transcript quotes this
sentence from a story: Having thrust
a New Testament into his pocket be
fore starting he now took it out ard
read the Twenty-third Psalm"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
The Difference.

With most Of us men our clothes are
In style as long as they are wearable;
whereas with the women their clothes
are wearable only as long a they are
in style.-BostOn Transcript.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
MercifuI,

Fame may cause a cigar to be
named after man. but. thank heaven.
II doesn't compel him TO smoke them
Boston Transcript.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25

Choose Smooth Fabrics for Furniture.
When purchasing a material for up
hOlstering purposes always choose a
close weave and lCOk for the absence
OF long. loose threads on the surface.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Jud TunkinS

Jud Tunklns says It's a mistake to
tell your troubles. because anybody who
enjoys hearing abOut them can't be
real friend
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY 1922

NATIONAL
President. Warren G. Harding
Vice President. Calvin Coolidge
Sec of State Charles E. Hughes
Sec. of Treasury. Andrew W. Mellon
Sec of War. John W. Weeks
Attorney General. Harry NJ. Daugherty
Postmaster General. Hubert Work
Sec. of Navy. Edwin DENLY
See of Interior. Albert B. Fall
Sec. of Agriculture. Henry c. Wallace
Sec. of Commerce. Herbert c. Hoover
Sec. of Labor, James J. Davis
U. s. SUPREME COURT
Chief Justice, William H. Taft
Associate Justices:
Joseph McKenna
Oliver Wendell Holmes
William R. Day
Willis Van Devaater
MahlOn Pitney
James c. McReynolds
Louis D. Brandeis
John H. Clark
KANSAS
U. S. Senators: Charles Curtis, Arthu
Capper
Repres entatives:
1st Dist, Daniel r. Anthony
End Dist, Edward c. Little
Bird Dist, Philip p Campbell
4th Dist, Homer HOch
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
The Real Test.

"A speechmaker nowadays" said
Uncle Eben, 'ain't satisfied wifi APP
plause- De real test OF his eloqua-
ciousness comes at de conclusion.
when he takes ND n collection"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25

5th Dist. James G. Strong
9Th Dist. Hays b. White
Tth Dist, J. W. Tineher
Sth Dist, Richard z. Bird
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
as quickly as possible.
Very respectfully,
Mrs. E. NJ. Jones.

Send for free Booklet of letters
from people all over the U. S. testify
ing to the wonderful result of these
Herbs. Men and women agents are
building up a good business selling
them. Agents wanted everywhere.
Price 81 pound postpaid.
RHEUMATISM HERB COMPANY,
Advt. Ocean Park, California.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
DISTRICT

Judge 23rd Judicial District, I. T. Purcell
State Senator seth Dist, Frank McIvor
Representative seth Dist. Tohn O'Loughlil
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
cyIlndrIeaI Surfaces.

Pleasures Cylindrical Surfaces
With a new mi,fOmeter internal cy
lindrical surfaces can he measured u
the ten-thuusandth Of an inch
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Possibly.

Possibly.
When a man IS broke 1t may mean
he's gone into the hands Of deceiveE
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
Those Wonderful California Herbs
Cured Her and the NeighBors
of Rheumatism

Mlnburn, Iowa, May 8, 1870.
Rheumatism Herb Co., Ocean Park,
Cal.
Gentlemen My mother is suffer
ing dreadfully with rheumatism. We
have tried doctors, all sorts of patent
medicines and liniments, but no re-
lief, and my sister-in-law (Mrs.. W. F..
Antle of Norwalk, Iowa. wrote me
and told me to get a pound of your
Herbs, for she knew it would do won
ders for my mother. SHE SAID IT
CURED HER AND SEVERAL OF
HER 4NEIGHBORS. Please send it
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1922-05-25
STATE

Supreme Court
W-Tff1, A T.E=Ao.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1922-11-10

Women's Full Fashioned
Hose. all black. Saturday
special, only S1.oo
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
Citv's Alcoholic W ards
Do Thriving Business
200 Per Cent More Patients
Than Before Prohibition.
CoIer Declares

According to records Of the Depart
ment Of Public Welfare. liquor is put
ting 200 per cent more patients in the
ten city hospitals now than at any
time before prohibition went into ef-
feet Commissioner Bird S. Coler. Of
the department., said that he was not
criticizing anybody, but the fact re-
mained that the government repre- sen
tativcs hcrcabouts used no discretion
IN giving out liquor"
"All the alcoholic wards arc doing
thriving business, said Commits
sioner Coler. I'VE are receiving more
alcoholic patients than before proh bi-
ton. Records show more patients and
less deaths. In the Kings County Hos
pltal there were five cases yesterday.
three Sunday, seven Saturday. six Fri
day and four Thursday. think YOU
viii find that it figures about 200 per
cent more cases than in the old days.
without attempting to discuss the
merits of prohibition, it is OF interest
to know that in the ten greater New
York hospitals under the Department
OF Welfare. Health. Correction and
Bellevue and Allied Hospitals. we use
from 500 TO 700 gallons of liquor a
year and I do not believe that more
than 5000 gallons is necessary any
year for all medical work in the CITY,
including Doctors prescriptions. That
much probably is distributed every day
or week in this city now"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
One eau gIh in Bandit
Chase After 500 Hold-Up
Four Rob Brooklyn Store and
Beat Manager Who Refuses
10 Give Up Diamond Ring

Two bandits entered The James But
lcr grocery store at $40 Myrtle Avenue,
Brooklyn, yesterday afternoon md
asked Christopher Dunn, the manager,
for n box Of matches and n cake Of
soap.
Dunn went to the back Of the store,
and when he returned with the articles
he found the two mon Joined by two
others, and three Of them were holding
rcyolvcrs The bandits covered Dunn
and two electricians at work in the
store, took $25 from the cash register
and forced Dunn into n rear room,
where the manager turned over $40 Of
his own.
The robbers were preparing 10 dc
part when ono noticed a diamond ring
Dunn was wcnring. He was ordered TO
take of the ring, ard when he refused
was struck over the head with the re-
voivcrs.
The bandits fed without the ring
followed closely by the electricians
Tho cries Of the pursucrs attracted Il
large crowd which chased the robbers
west in Myrtle Avenue until they sep
aratcd The ono man who continued
on Mvrtlc Avenue was followed by the
crowd. Patrolnlan Peter Lore, Of the
Classon Avenue police station, seeing
the chase. arrested a man who gave his
name as Michael Rizzo, laborcr, Of
,96 Prospect Street. Brooklyn. lIc was
locked up.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
Court Passes Bottle of
Rare Whisky TO Jurors
Scorns Offer of Analvsis and
Men in Box Need No Glasses
to Tell It's Real Kentucky

The pail Of monotony which usually
settles over liquor hearings in the
Federal courts WAS dispelled by com etly
IN one case yesterday. Judge Harlan
:. Howe. Of Vermont sitting in Brook
lyn, passed bottle of liquid evidence
and let the jurymen have Il drink
Mrs. Anthony White. Anthony Cas-
scSe and four other defendants were
being tried for alleged illegal transpor-
tation Of liquor when bottle was
taken iiom one Of three cases in
evidence Federal Chemist Gammell
sworc Che bottle contained excellent
old Kentucky whisky. and ohcrd to
max an analysis in court.
W hats the use of that" asked
Judge Howe. "That's waste Of time.
Open up the bottle and let the Jury
taste it. Those men can tell whether
it's good liquor"
A court attendant pulled the cork. 80
glasses were offered. The opened bot
tie was passed around. Ten Of the
jurors tried it. The other two said
they were not taking anything. The
ten agreed it was good Kentucky
whisky. Two hours later they returned
q verdict Of mot guilty."
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
Schlemmers Can't Agree:
Wife Asks AIimon\

All efforts az reconciliation proving
unavailing. Mrs. Mary A. Schlemmer
applied to Justice Guy in the Supreme
Court yesterday for almony pending
her action for separation against VII
nam +. Schlemmer. president Of Ham
macher. Schlemmer & Co.. hardware
manufacturers. Counsel fol. the wife
told tha court that Mr Schlemmcr had
ofered her 81, 600 year if she would
sue MN for divorce in Paris Ali
mOny III proportion to that otter was
suggested
'lt is not the policy Of the law" SAID
Justice Guy, that = woman who is
seeking to end the marriage relation
shall have all the luxury of marriage.
1t is the policy Of the law that she
should be entitled to such allowance as
would make 1t possible for her to live
IN the manner in which She has been
accustomed But that does not mean
that she is entitled 10 one third of the
income he receives. She cannot expect
all the extras that a loving husband
"ould naturally bestow upon her if the
two were living contentedly together"
Justice Guy told the attorneys to
submit briefs. 1t may be advisable. he
added. to send the matter TO a referee
to determine the amount Of Mir
Schlemmers income. which nigh, then
be used as basis For an award Of
alimony
Mrs. schlemmer alleges cruel treat.
nent and abandonment She also com
planned that her husband spent too
much time in the company of Mrs
William j. Wilkinson, whose husband
is suing Mr.. Schemmer for $500 00o
tor alienation Of his wife's affections
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
'Soul Mate" Leaves Garland
To Love Alone Down ON Farm
Miss Conrad Returns to Boston and Resumes Ar'
Study, Promising She Will Not Go Back
TO Romantic Unconvcnonality

by Miss Conrad, provided that She docs
not return to live with Gar|nnd." said
Miss Hustled o-day.
"Shc comes from good Philadelphia
family and was simply led astray under
the fascination Of Garland's personal
ity. She met him. as you know. while
she was acting AS his mothers sccrc-
tary."
Although Miss Conrad is twcntysix
years old. Miss Hustled said she was
not as fully developed ns most young
women of her age. The director assert
cd she was serious student and had
shown marked ability ut her work.
While there has apparently been
transformation in Miss Conrad which
augurs we'll for the future, Garland has
not abandoned his idcns on love He
still hopes for the return Of Miss Con
rad. While acknowledging that his love
belongs to Miss Conrad, he does not
venture to say she will be his only
love. lie said:
"a do not seek divorce from Mrs.
Garland, but if she sues me for a di-
vorcc will not contest the action. |
sec no possibility for n reconciliation.
will always have n fathcrly interest
and affection for my children. but
would not be willing to live with my
wife Just for their sake.
"My companionship would not com
pcnsatc them for living in home
where there would not be love and har-
mony. The law might intervene and
restrain me from carrying out my in
tcntions of living with Miss Conrad or
punish me for doing it. but would face
that contingency when it arose.
My ideas about matrimony and love
have nothing to do with my reasons for
declining the inheritance from my
father. Ny responsibility. as I rccog-
nizc it. is to do that which owe
to myself, for my own self-dcvelopment
and Snl L eX nrcSSiOn.'
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25

told the Governor that in the nam
Staten Island favors the Port Author
itv's plan
Governor Miller to-day said ne be
ieved there was no reason 10 feel
alarmed over the statement made by
Deputy Corporate Counsel W. A. De
Ford that the Transit Commission
would have power arbitrarily to IN
crease fares if the transit companies
should refuse TO accept its plan.
II have not read Mr.. De Ford's letter
with care" said the Governor, "but I
noted the point he raised. This ques-
tlon ] believe. was taken care of in an
amendment suggested last year. II
further study should suggest the de
sirablty of a further amendment il
VIII certainlN have my approval"
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
Killed Corcoran to Save
Own Life, Crubb's Plea

William Grubb, twenty-four years
old, Of 259 West Twentieth Street.
charged with killing George Corcorsn
in the Grubb home last May after a
quarrel in which Mrs. Grubb was said
to have been involved. admitted firing
the shots which killed Corcorsn when
placed on trial yesterday before Judge
Rosasky and jury in General Ses
sions.
Grubb said the shooting was in self.
defense. He admitted Dissatisfaction
with Mrs. Grubb's apparent friendly
relations with Corcoran. who is said
to have had police record, but added
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
Boy, I, Spirited Away by
Motorist He Calls ''papa'
Father. Who is Esiranged From
Wife. Thought TO Have Taken
lUllnoster From School

Seven -ycar-old Albert Davidson, son
OF Christian II. Davidson former
grain merchant of Kansas City. was
spirited away. presumably by his fu-
ther, yesterday while returning from
school to the home of his grandparents,
MY. and Mrs. Albert Oliver. of Ma
maroncck. The bo.'s parents have been
separated for several months.
An account Of the incident was given
by Margaret Merole. seven-ycar-old
daughter Of Patlolman Nicholas
Merole. of the Mamaroneck force. She
said that She was talking 10 Albert in
front OF the school At noon They were
about TO 90 to their homes for lunch
when closed car drove up to the
school.
The man who aleh,cd. according to
Margaret, called to Albert. and the boy
replied, Hello. papa
Come on and J viii take you for a
ride the man suggested.
Il can't. | have to go home for lunch.
Mamma is waiting for ME the young
ster answered.
When the man told Albert that he
would get his lunch all right" the boy
said goodby to the girl and followed
the motorist into the car. which had 4
Connecticut license.
New-York tribune., 1922-01-25
spcotol Dispatch to Yhc Tribune

BOSTON, Jan. 2d Miss Lillian Con
rad has given up life on the North
Carver farm Of Charles Garland. who
refused "A legacy of million dollars to
stay by the soil and work out lifc's
phiosoph'cs rather than 60 To tho city
and be rich To-day it was learned
that Mis-. Conrad, whose life with Car
land was responsible in part for an
cstrnngcmcnt between him and Mrs.
Garland. has been taken into the home
Of a Boston family She has decided
to participate no more in tho soul phil
osophics of farm life. and Garland is
loft alone. Mrs. Garland and her baby
arc living at her fathers home at Dcd-
ham.
The Tidcovcr League, Of Boston. re
moved Miss Conrad from the influence
of Garand's crotic philosophy, and not
until Garland is freed from the bonds
Of matrimony Will she go back to him.
She is studying diligently rs n student
in the School of Applied Arts, at 296
Boylston Street.
Miss Mary Irving Hustled. director
Of tho school. yesterday made an APP
peal IN behalf of the girl. asking that
society be lcnicnt in its Judgment
"She has made a complete statement
of the case to me. and know that at
the present time Miss Conrad is lead
ing an upright pure life said Miss
Hustled
Garland is now without the society
and affection Of any one with whom to
continue his experiment at his farm.
He was in Boston yesterday to see
Miss Conrad but departed for home
last night without her.
"Thc Tideovcr League. under whose
auspiccs this school is nun. viii stand