Evening star., 1922-10-20
ALLEY BYE
RESPONSIVENESS 9 / L
Barbecue Extra Reveals Pro-
gram for Event on Noyes
Farm Saturday.

extras and "take-off'' of the Alibi
magazine Of the Shrine published
monthly, makes it's initial and only
appearance today. with ali news and
program Of activities concerning the
Aimas Temple barbecue to be held
tomorrow afternoon on the Noyes
farm. The paper is of four pages.
and was gotten up by Charles D.
/. warner. publicity expert Of the Shrine
1923 committee.
The Alley Bye is full of humorous
write-ups. and while not money
maker Is indeed a fun maker. AL
though the edition Is labeled priceless
it can be obtained free by alf'nobles.
an. as long as the copies hold out.
Tor the publication Is not a secret
except as 1t may be- in deciphering
what some of the stories really mean.
The Leading Editorial.
The leading editorial is as follows:
Mobiles Your potentate and his
dlvan hope to greet you next Sat
urday, October 81. at the Noyes farm
at the barbecue which is being pre-
pared for you. He is so earnest In
this hope that he wants you to lay
aside every care, every other engage
ment. and come out into Gods free,
open air. and be one Of the tribesmen
casion. leaving the desert of daily
grind to be kid again-just for that
day. 1t will drive the cobwebs away.
make you happier. better husband
and father, II you happen, to be
named. and tune you up for the fol-
LEONARD P. srEuART.
"Potentate."
Program of events follows:
Roy L. Neuhauser in charge.
Badger fght-"Mike." the prize
winning badger of Bagdad Temple.
a local Belgian police dog. Mike has
never been defeated by any dog. AL
though gambling is tabooed the COM
mittee will permit small wagers on
this fight. Arab Patrol drills. prize
fights. high wire dare devil stunts.
sword contest. Almas Orchestra. ORR
"ntal Band. Military Band, Nut Band.
Drum Corps. Glee Club. floor team.
Saracen Guard. Hours pm. to Z
pm.
sauer Kraut q In Mode.
The booths. presided over by Noble
Andrew D. Loffier. are:
Booth 1-Sauer kraut and pork.
Booth 2-The bullock (starts roast
Booth 3-Sausage and potato salad
coffee.
Booth 4-Oyster roast
Booth Beer (pretty near and
pretty far).
Booth S-Ice cream.
Camel's milk-The supply will be
limited. one can having been received.
1t will be apportioned by lot.
Now this here camel's milk. You
are supposed to take a sip of it.
really one of the elect till you drink
some Of 1t. Yes. it is from Noble
Jenkins herd. sent to Tom Jarrel for
this special occasion. Don't want any
and don't like it? How do you know
before you taste it. Don't be prejudic-
said to make an Arab able to stand
the torture of thirst for many days
on the desert. II consumed in large
quantities it may cause you to get
your back up about something.
The menu Is:
Poure la Camel
(Get a second bowl Of la)
Hump Steak
(Fresh Last Spring)
Sand Fritters
(Breaded)
Fried Nile Water
(Skimmed and Sifted)
Mamma
with or Without
Desert CLAIMS
(Big Necks)
Bees Knees
(Caps Removed)
Oasis Lobster
Uf you eat 1T you're a cannibaD
Thrush Ankles
(Sprained)
Camels Milk Shake
(Jenkins' jazz
Cafe Meyer
Coffee, you boob)
Carp
(Poor FISH
Cigars
(Thanks)
Nuts
Everybody who stayed home)
Other provision Is made by the gas
tronomators for those with mundane
appetites,
You will note this feed is informal
and that the carp comes last. Well, 1t