The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1922-11-11

be smoothed considerably.
In our last Saturdays news Mr..
Lindsey, our assistant principal, was
alluded to as Mrs. Lindsey. Mr.. Lind
sey complained that he was no mar
ried lady and that so far as he was
concerned there would probably be no
Mrs. Lindsey. Don't be too full Of
joyful boasts, Mr.. Lindsey. If you'll
remember, Mr.. Stroud, our last years
assistant principal, was fatally struck
by one of Cupid's poisoned darts and
it's said history repeats"
It's fine to stand up for your rights
SC long as there is no danger of your
corns being stepped on.
$50
1t sometimes makes good narration
when fellow goes about telling of
his past and wonderful deeds, but re-
member folks though we may not all
be from Missouri most of US like to be
shown.
A certain amount of nerve is con-
sidered essential but it should be
borne in mind that almost anything is
dangerous in excessive amounts.
What we need in the o. H. S. is
more "pep" and less peppermint.
Of course we all want this little
semi-school paper venture of ours to
be a successful undertaking, but did
you know that the success of it de-
mands the cooperation of the entire
school? Simply because there hap
pens to be a staff doesn't mean that
your one and only duty is to lean
back and find fault. We want contri-
buttons and suggestions from the
students. 1t is your duty and should
be pleasant one to help make this
department bigger and better each
succeeding week. That there is a lit
erary spirit in the o. H. S. no one has
a doubt, SO we are sending out al
S o. S. call. Everyone to the rescue
The o. Fl. S. faculty may not have
won permanent position in the ma.
TONS literature but the tragedies
they write on our reports certainly
cause great commotion in some
homes.
Marion Meffert has resigned thu
position of society editor of the staff
and the students today made a mos
excellent selection by unanimousl,
electing Margaret Hooker to that DO
sition.
| Extracts from Science exams:
"a theory is something accepted al
a fact until by experimenting some
thing comes along and puts it out O.
business"
"Chemical symbols are kind of .
shorthand used in writing about tn,
various elements"
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JOKES
Miss Edwards: You have to pay s.
cents to go up in the top story of tn
Woolworth building in the elevator
Charles R.: But they bring 20,
down free, don't they?
Clumsy at Soph. promenade: Thi
floor is certainly slippery; it's har
to keep on your feet.
Jess: o! then you are doing it o.
purpose. thought it was accidental.
Mr.. Lindsey (while keeping stud
hall after SCHOOL,: Girls you may a
go, excepting Alma. l want to hol
her awhile.
Prof. Bitch: Your explanation j
as clear as mud.
Louie: Well, it covers the groune
doesn't it?
Advice from John T.: Get benin
the first of the year, then you can pun
sue your studies.
If Miss Sheppard forgot her note
would the piano?
Leo in psychology: Are those il
visible rays of the spectrum colored
"Tell what you have DONE" sal
the recording angel.
. "Your honor" began the little drie
up man, 81 was a student at o. H.
. I studied Latin and History II unde
Miss Sheppard, Spanish under M
= Lindsey, Chemistry under Mrs. Spril
kle and listened to sight singin
! classes"
, "Stop!" Numbered the Judge. "The
I hast done all that"
"Even So"
"Then shalt thou rest. Bring ii
q golden chariot and carry him to Il
9 Elysian Fields. He has suffers
o enough"
y NOTICE OF REMOVAL
I have moved my shoe repair she
=. to Gold street, east of the Author