Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1922-01-13
concern in St. Louis, Mo, and he has
several ready for shipment now.
! Taking Warrants fer Them.

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Speaking of worthless checks" sai'
Yorkville merchant, 81 have been get
ting my share of them lately and be
lieve me, am going TO collect them b!
, swearing out warrants for those who is
sue them. In several instances l have
actually sworn out warrants before
collected them and in other cases have
written the parties who gave me bac
checks telling them ! was going u
swear out warrants if they didn't come
across That has had the desired ef-
feet in several instances. After such
threat collected check for Sc from
man in western York county last week
He paid the check but grumbled that II
was mighty small on the part of the
bank to turn down his check for such
a little amount. / told him it wasn't
nearly as small for the bank to do tEat
as it was for him to issue check when
he did not have the money to cover 2nd
knew it at the time he gave the check.
So far as losing the business of the
man whom force to come across with
the money for his bogus checks, don't
worry about that. The business OF the
man who will do stunts Ike that isn't
hardly worth having anyhow"
Shipping Cream.
Convinced that cotton farming is a
risky business at best, and especially
risky in the actual presence of the boll
weevi' II. G. Brown, Esq, supervisor
of York county, is giving his attention
to the cattle business.
Il am not posing as model for any
body else" said Mr.. Brown, when ask
ed about the matter Tuesday, but Oh
course if there is room for me there Is
room for everybody else, and If don't
make good that does not decide the
practicabiity Of the thing as far as
anybody else is concerned.
"As / see ii, j am not willing 10 run
any further big risk trying to raise
cotton, and | am going to see what l
can do shipping cream.
mo, am no expert in the business;
but | figure that IL l can get the ma
nure clear, without losing anything on
the investment i'm the COWS, | Will have
fair profit OF course, know that
good b'ooded cattle are better than are
scrubs, and that cannot get the best
dairy results from a beef type and all
that: but am not claiming any expert
knowledge along that line.
my idea is to buy good COWS as
cheap as | can. have known n $50
cow to prove more profitable than a
$50 COW. / believe in the proposition OF
giving a COW a fair trial for cream, and
if she is no good, to beef her. Then
believe in breeding upward with the
best sires to be had. That is the policy
am trying to pursue"
The Jewish Wedding.
That story that Miss Marie Feweil'
secretary Of the Rock Hill Chamber o.
Commerce tod of the Jewish wedding
she attended in New York. proved en-
tertaining reading, especially for Wo-
men readers Of The Enquirer, and II
has brought out still another story
along the same line, as told by Jew
ish bridegroom. This other story comes
from Miss Alice Hare, expression
teacher, of Yorkvll!e. She was re-
minded Of it through reading MISS
FewelIs story, and information or 1t
Trtn through
one OF her pupils who was present at
the telling. BY request, Miss Hare
kindly repeated the story for puD.lca-
ton. She explained that so far as she
knows it has never been printed De-
fore: that il came to her through
lady entertainer in the Chatauqua, VINO
got It first hand from the bridegroom
! in question. Here is the bridegroom
story as repeated by Miss Hare, with
/ fidelity of expression and accent thai
! necessarily suffers in cold print:
"VcIl. | got married the other day,
/ and | rented a dress suit for the occa-
sion: but all that fit me was the neck
/ tic. Veil. / had been going to see Rosie
! the Younger daughter; but yum day heF
| father called mo in, and we had long
tax. and ven | came ont had chcck
! i'm my pocket for a thousand dollars
and saw it would be better to marry
his older daughter. Eliza: We rented
! hall for der occasion. They had had an
Irish party up dcrc the night before
, Tncy must have had a. good time IT dot
( marty. pecauSc dcrc wasn't whole
chair left in der place. 1t vas good
thing dot my bcoplc vcr" strong
bcUp?c prcau%c her bcoplc wer" 80 rude
dot ur my beoplc had not been strong
bcoplr none Uv dem you'd hat got Il
scat. We had der reception after der
Wedding. We invited hundrct, V" cX-
pectcd eighty, so Y" prepared for ht'y'
but II hundret and fifty came.
MIR. Stein couldn't come; but hc %"h'
his six little Stcins, and Oi, On, how
them Kids could cat My faddcr-in-
law asked his wife N"t il Y" had
for the first course. 1SadprC, dot Il
grape fruit sh" said. lie said. 'Aw