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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
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A TRADITION AT STAKE.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.)

turkeyiess Thanksgiving IS a prosrec; that faces
the nation a few years hence II turkey growing
continues decline it has for the two
decades.
The turkey conducted by the department
giving fowl American farms. Twenty years later
the number had declined 3.sOO,OO0 and this in
the face OF increase in the TO the producer
OF approximately 100 per
What the department reports IS OF course in
accord with common observation in Ohio. Not
many years hocks OF turkeys numbering fifty
20 A hundred uncommon Today one may
drive the state and fail a single flock.
The explanation is not far md. The turkey
prospers only where he has a considerable range.
and prevailing methods OF agriculture with smaller
and smaller tracts OF ground make that range prac
tically impossible.
best the turkey Is but partially dom esticated.
Once her brood Is Matched she sees OF the woods
10 become the prey OF mink and skunk and other
Wild animals That the turkey raising
should have become discouraged with such circum-
no surprise. For the effort and
much less risk he himself OF larger
income in other directions.
America w3ll not be pleased with the apparent
nevta0ility OF economic law applied TO so popu-
a detachable turkey. a tariff bill shat
protected the producers OF practically every COM
modify il Is queer that the turkey farmer did not
IN for his. PERHAPS direct subsidy would be
preferable. But somehow America ought have
turkey Thanksgiving. That national
dition that should be preserved at any cost.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
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According 10 the latest advices
the Russians have started eating
hops. The big trouble with eating
hops Is that you have 20 eat raisins
and yeast as we'll. and let yourself
stand around in a basement for two
weeks. It's no fare for a busy man.
We called on Jake Hoffman, man
ager OF the LaSaue hotel yesterday.
Jake has a wonderful advantage
over the most of US. He handed
US cigar about the size OF a wagon
tongue, and when we told him we
were not seeking a room at his new
hotel, he inquired how we were fixed
on coal for the winter Jake gets
you, going and coming
. Doc Crumpacker give us an earful
OF politics Friday when we met him
on the street. The doc looks like a
senator so naturally we was surpris-
ed when he Informed US he was only
running for coroner this year.
We wonder II the customers
would be interested in staging a tag
day for Goldie Mann to enable him
to buy another cigar store.
Bess Staples says she heard a
preacher rid himself Of an address
yesterday afternoon, in which he
said the women were going to clean
up politics. Fine but they better
keep the Gold Dust Twins on the
lob as well.
Councilman r. NJ Hutchinson. OF
st. Paul's church, has mailed to this
department a lengthy poem, en-
titled The Hootch Hounds Will Get
You If You Don't Watch Out
Just as soon as we ascertain that the
publication Of the poem does not
violate the 18th amendment or the
new traffic ordinance. we shall let
loose OF il TO the customers. The
Identity OF the contributor causes us
TO be the least bit suspicious that
this poem is a piece of wet pro-
proganda.
On second thought. We will run
the poem just as ii was sent to us.
1t may be wet propaganda, but we
will risk it this once:
THEY'LL GET YOU.
Little Prohibitions come TO this here
land to stay.
An clean tn clubs and Cabbrays an
drive the booze arway,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
YOUR HEALTH By cd Dr.: R; 5

Doctors have their disappoint-
ments and trials just a. other men
and women have Certain diseases
are extremely difficult n yielding to
treatment. In spite OF study and
careful prescribing they persist.
Naturally, this failure 20 cure is de-
pressing.
Among such ailments must be
placed bronchial or spasmodic
asthma. While there are means Of
giving temporary relief, the cure is
extremely difficult and frequently
impossi BILE by methods now known.
The attacks old people have are
very trying, and such cases are par
tioularly stubborn. While they rare
~ prove fatal. the paroxysms are
alarming 10 the family. and exceed
ingly painful 10 the victim.
There is no need 10 enumerate
the symptoms OF asthma. The gasp
Ing for breath. the pressure in the
chest. the wheeling breathing. the
struggle for air, the agony OF the
sufferer-all these accomplishments
OF the disease are too we'll known 10
need description.
Ny purpose today is 10 bring to-
gether in one place a brief statement
regarding the many possible condi-
lions which may have a bearing on
the development OF asthma. At the
same time I shall mention few OF
the measures recommended FOR re-
lief.
I have read a charming little book
written by Dr.. Thomas Bodley Scott.
II Is called Modern Medicine and
Some Modern Remedies" In this
book Is a chapter devoted TO bron-
chItis and bronchial afzt hma.
Or. Scott practices in Bourne
mouth. Eng. Just 10 live in this
beautiful seaside resort ought 10
cure any one OF almost anything. I
spent a weekend there recently.
stopping az the Royal Bath Hotel.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
Copeland

II DIR. Scott has had unusual sue
cess in his management Of chronic
bronchial cases he will forgive me
II suggest that the climate and sur
roundings have had much TO 90
with the favorable results. Surely.
DR.. Scott is loyal enough to Bourne
mouth to indorse this idea.
However II is suggested that in
every case Of chronic bronchitis. ana
especially in bronchial asthma, there
shall be a meteorological examina-
ton Of the sputum TO find out wha,
bad germs are lurking there. Then,
DR.. Scott declares. q vaccine should
be prepared and administered. Any
well-equipped Laboratory can take
al! these steps.
The asthmatic should not forget,
however, that the attacks are some
time the effect OF a chronic Infection
OF some sort. The most common
seat OF trouble Is the intestine. Many
persons suffer from the absorption
Of an endless amount Of corruption
absorbed from the ferrnenting con-
tents Of the lower bowel.
The other day I saw an old man
hobbiing painfully along the high
way past my place IN the country.
On the plea that he needed a rest
I had him st down and tell me about
his troubles-rheumat!s and asth-
ma. I looked into his mouth. II
was full Of "old nags." roots. de-
cayed teeth and pussy gums.
You would be arrested by the
board OF health II you permitted a
mud hole. fun OF dead ,ats. old bones
and rotten eggs. 10 exist on your
premises. Yet such a cesspool is
not one-tenth as harmful IN its
possibilities 70 anybody as a mouth
full OF dead teeth Is 20 its owner
n you have asthma, get rid OF
the infectlonal materia. in your sys-
tenn. I don't care whether you do
II by means Of a vaccine or whether
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
Dill hrmstrond

An shoe ia cocktails from the bar
an make the topers weep.
An help lot O. special cops to earn
their board and keep.
An all US thirsty fellers. when we've
nothin else 10 do
Just sit GROUND an flyer out how we
kin get a stew,
An listen 10 the stories OF how
they're all erbout.
TIL Hotch Hounds what'u get you
Ef you don't watch out.
An onc't there was millionaire who
thought he'd drown his cares,
An so he hid a case OF Scotch away
downstairs;
An his wife she heard him boiler
an his children heerd him bawl,
He Just went down TO take a drink
then he wasn't there at ell.
They seeked him in the garnet an
underneath the bed,
An finally they simply had 20 give
him up for dead.
He Just left an empty bottle with Of
course the cork pulled out,
For the Hootch Hounds'u get you
Ef you don't watch out
An onc't there wuz anuther bird
what built himself a still,
An made a lot o. white mule, so ne
could drink his fill.
An onct when there was company
an all his friends were there,
He treated 'em an feeted 'em an
gotten stewed fer fair.
An just as he had took a swig an
tried the Jug TO hide,
He saw two big DETECATIVES a
standin' by his side.
They disappeared him so quick he
hadn't time to shout,
For the Hootch Hounds'l git you
Ef you don't watch out.
An all the real old timers say that
good stuffs gittin' rare.
An all the guys that had a stock
amt got no more to spare,
An doctors they charge higher Cor
prescriptions every day,
An bootleggers is gettin' scarf an
say the game don't pay.
An you'd better eat your raisins
throw away your yeast an malt,
An nave nothin' more suspicious
round than common table salt
An learn to say your prayers or else
without doubt
The Hootch Houndsll git you
Ef YOU don't watch out!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
NOT RICH ENOUGH.

\ ~ ~ rI0h enough to Eamble.'
This Was the comment OF King Alfonso Of spain
when ne was invited Deauville the resort OF
European arstocracy, 10 sit in at game OF bac-
carat
They aet etn high az DeauviHe. There gather
the MASTERS Of the world. the dukes who get their
money from entailed estates that have grown valu-
able with increases in population. and duchesses
with money time and nothing else.
women with titles who have never contributed
a useful thing to the world which feeds them
clothes which would mean fortune TO any peasant
in the lands from which they come. 20 there to
gamble
Reckless Americans. many OF them newly rich
with pronts gained IN the pas few years, mix in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28

Q. Who was the first Temperance
candidate for the presidency on a
national ticket?
A. James Black. nominated in
convention held at Columbus, Ohio,
Feb. %. 1872.
o. Was General Grant a RepubH
can?
A. He was elected president on
the Republican ticket but he had
never voted a Republican ticket and
never cast a Republican ballot until
he had been eight years a Repub-
lioan president. His last vote before
he entered the army was cast for a
radical pro-slavey Democrat.
@. Who were the oldest and
youngest signers OF the constitution
OF the L. s?
A. The Oldest was Benjamin
Franklin. who vas 81 years Of age;
the youngest. Nicholas Gilman, who
was Is.
A. What are some Of the great
"Amnesties' of history in addition
to that proclaimed after the Civil
war In the United States?
A. The earliest amnesty was that
of Thrasybulus at Athens; the 80
tyrants and a few others were ex-
Guided from It's operation. Among
the celebrated amnestieS are: that
proclaimed on the restoration of
Charles II Of England; by Napoleon
March 10, 1915. from which 10
eminent persons, including Talley-
rand, were excepted the Prussian
amnesty Of Angus. 10. 1870; the
general amnesty proclaimed by the
Emperor Francis Joseph Of Austria
in 1857. The last Act of Amnesty
passed in Great Britain was that of
George III proclaiming pardon TO
those who had taken part in the
second Jacobite rebellion.
O. What is meant by "flibuster-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
An actor In a movie show
Was trying out a gun.

An actor In a movie show
Was trying out a gun
sVe voiced too rudely our reproof-
Harsh, bitter words We said
When some one tumbled of a roof
And landed on our head
We never should have gone so far
Did we suspect at all.
That i was just movie star.
Rehearsing for a fall.
The other day we lost an arm
And waved extremely rough.
And yet I'd really did no harm
For one Is quite enough
At such small and triflinE thing
One ought not take affront-
A movie star was practicinz
A little broad-aXe stunt
We proudly now our wounds parade.
Recalling each great star
Who. toiling at his art has made
Our every bruise and scar.
Well lost IS eve or arm or ear
To men of glorious name.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28

you do Il by some other more direct
cleansing process But get clean and
stay clean. Free yourself from con-
ditions which favor the culture and
growth OF germs. Then you viii
overcome your asthma ans improve
your general health amazingly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
More Truth
oThan POotru
- James = ACntaS,la q
HAPPY SACRIFICE.

a New York furrier was recently
wounded by an arrow said 10 have
been shot by a movie star who was
practicing archery on a nearby hotel
roof
At first Il filed Us with dismay
When. in its mad career.
A vagrant bullet took away
A portion OF our ear.
For then. Of course, we couldn't
know
The way the thing was done
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28

x. X. *. Cigars rot named for a
secret society, bur after n famous
Yale club. All dealers two Tor 15c.
adv. 292 p
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28

The Boosters Clubs In thie coun-
try are evidently combining most Or
their efforts 90 prices
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28

You can now buy Dutch Master
Cigars. for Csc o-s-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
CAIsANIToUs

And losing them is quite az near
A. we shall come 20 fame
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-28
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The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
MARY ELlzABErH WILSON DEAD

The many friends Of Mr.. and Mrs.
M. II. Scandrett were shocked to
hear of the death of Mrs. Mary Eliz-
abeth Wilson, mother of Mrs. Scand-
rett, Saturday morning.
The other members of the Scan
drett fanny had gone to church Fri
day night. On returning they no.
ticed the basement. light was burn
ing, and on going to the stairs they
found Mrs. Wilson lying there dead.
1t is thought that she probably START
ed to the basement to fix the fire,
and fell, that being the cause of her
death, as she had been in apparently
good health before.
Mary Elizabeth Short Wilson was
born Jan. Bird, 1849 and deprated this
life Nov. II, 1922. On January rs,
1885, she was united in marriage and
to this union were born two daugh-
ters and three sons, the three sons
and the husband having passed on to
their reward. The two daughters liv-
ing are Mrs. Stella Scandrett of this
city and Mrs. Cora Abendshan of Los
Animas, Colo. Mrs. Wilson had
made her home in Liberal with her
daughter, Mrs. Scandrett for the past
ID years. She was member of the
Baptist church Of this city, Of which
she was faithful worker. She was
also great worker>i in the W. c. T.
U. She will be greatly missed by
her many friends as well as relatives,
as her life was one that was a bless
ing to all who knew her.
The funeral services were held
Saturday afternoon at the Baptist
church conducted by her pastor, Rev.
]. R. Pennington, and assisted by Rev.
Henry. The body was laid to rest in
the Liberal cemetery.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
ALWAYS AUDAcIoUs"
/. WITH WALLACE REID

When Ben Ames Williams story,
"Toujours de L'Audace," was pub
lished in the Saturday Evening Post
recently, it instantly created SEN
sation. Perhaps millions Of persons
read the story and now that it has
been adapted to the screen for Wal
lace Reid under the name Of always
Audacious," it doubtless will attract
much attention. always Auda-
cious" will be shown at the Tucker
Theater next Friday and Saturday,
Nov. 1925.
In this remarkable photoplay, Mr..
Reid plays two roles-those of Per
ry Danton, wealthy club man and
! dilettante, and Slim Attacks, q
crook. Both men were born on the
same day and both are alike as two
peas. The crook conceives the idea
Of doing away with his double and
assuming his place in society and in
! the business. He causes Danton to
be shanghaied and with the aid of
! confederates personates him success
fully until Danton turns up deter
mined to regain his own. How this is
accomplished makes a highly inter-
esting story and the climax is one Of
I the most amazing ever seen.
! OF course, there is a pretty love
story Of which Margaret LOOMS, the
leading woman, is the central figure.
Mr.. Reid doubles in many Of the
scenes as Danton and Attacks with
surprising results.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
RUDOLPH VALENTINO COMING

"Blood and Sand" featuring Ru.
dolph Valentino, has been secured by
the Tucker theater for Thanksgiving
The picture will be shown for two
days, beginning Wednesday, Novem'
Der 29th. Nothing need be said a,
to the merit of BLOOD and Sand" as
the popular reception It has recently
had in Kansas City, Wichita and
Hutchinson bears witness Of its abil.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
FOOD SALE WITH CHRISTMAS
NOVELTIES

St. Andrews Guild will hold Food
Sale, and sale of Christmas novelties
December End at the Southwestern
Hardware store, beginning at noon.
Many interesting things for the kid
dies.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
BICYCLE WRECKED
AND LEG BRUISED

Clifford Hill, son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
J. D. Hill of this city, while coming
from the Smith Athletic field Fri
day evening on his bicycle, was hit
by a car, bruising his leg and COM
pletely wrecking his wheel. The leg
was not badly bruised and he is now
in school.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
DIED

The little infant SON Of Mr.. and
Mrs. s. P. Gentzler was called from
their home about 4:20 Sunday morn
ing November 10, 1922, when God
called him to rest.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Mr.. and Mrs. M. e. Carson left
Tuesday for Arkansas City, Kan,
where they will attend the funeral
of Mrs. Carson's mother.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
Chas. Molter left Friday for WITCH.

tia where he Joined his brother, Roy
Molter, and together they left for
Marshall, Illinois, where they were
called by the serious illness Of their
father. Mr.. Molter drove as far as
Wichita in the car.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Miss Pearl Long visited Friday in
Kismet. at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Yonghoff.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

st. Andrews Guild will meet with
Mrs. Will Will Naylor Friday, Nov.
"a. ALI day session.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Get delicious "apple taffy' at tn
st. Andrews Guild sale Dec. 2.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Mrs. Ida Thompson has accepted
a position at the Grier.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

DR.. Morrison, surgeon and special
ist Of Kansas City, was in Liberal>
Tuesday, operating on a serious case
at local hospital DR.. Morrow took
him in his car to Garden City that
evening.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

st. Andrews Guild is having a msr-
~ time and busy one, meeting at
various places, getting ready for their
Christmas sale, which is to be held
December End. They are working
nights as we'll as days.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Mrs. P. A. Craig is visiting this
week at the ranch home Of her bro
Their, Ben Kennedy, in Oklahoma.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION

being following
O. the astW
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

r. N. Van Hyning was up from
Dombey the latter part of the week
attending to business interests.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

ity to please. Matinee at 2:30 p. M,
both days.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23
A CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our many friends
for the beautiful flowers, the SYM
pathy and kindness during the ill
ness and death of our little darling
babe, and loved one, Eugene Lo
Rayne, when he suddenly passed from
our midst into Gods hands for rest.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. P. Gentzler,
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom White and Fam
lily.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. H. Gentzler and
Family.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. T. Henry and Fam
lily.
Mrs. Ben Carson has been quite
ill this week but is reported much bet
ter at this writing.
Mrs. w. S. Snyder of Plains, was a
Liberal shopper Thursday.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1922-11-23

Mrs. Floyd Delay and baby Of Ty-
rome, Oklahoma, was visiting here
several days this week with relatives
and friends.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25

"Just fourteen more meals till
Thanksgiving! Just fourteen more
meals till Thanksgivingi" crowed
the big fat rooster, looking at the
proud turkey suggestively. A shud-
der ran through the turkeys feath-
ers. He knew what that meant.
Two years ago his father had dis
appeared, never to return, and last
Thanksgiving he had seen the last
of his big brother.
He had never known what had be-
come of them till the big fat zoos
ter told him with much glee. The
rooster was jealous. The sooner
Thanksgiving came. the better, he
thought. When the turkey was
killel, then he woull be king of the
barnyard. He could hardly wait
until he could strut around and
look just as proud as he wanted to.
II the truth must be told, the big
fat rooster was just little afraid
of the turkey. The turkey was
stronger, and he would stand for
no fooling. Lately, however. he
had somehow been different. He
no longer fought, and it seemed to
make no difference to him whether
he had anything to eat or not. He
moped around the barnyard all day
long and paid little attention to the
ROSTERS taunts.
The days gradually passed, and
Thanksgiving grew nearer and
nearer. Every few days the farmer
caught the turkey and anxiously
felt his breastbone. Then the
rooster would crow loudly, "Just
six more meals till Thanksgiving!
Just six more meals till Thanks
giving!" and would add, Il hope
you're nice and plump"
The poor turkey would shudder
and go off in the corner, where his
feathers would stand on end with
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25

two turkeys headed him off, waving
their wings back and forth in a
threatening manner. Then, to his
horror, three other turkeys came
out and Joined the first two. 1t
seemed to him that they grew
larger and larger as he looked at
them.
Just about right" said the first
one, looking at Eric with wicked
twinkling eye.
Exactly" nodded the second
gravely.
Il speak for a leg" clamored the
third, crowding closer.
We'll, l don't want the neck,
that's certain" stated the fourth
grumpily.
mot much to the WINGS" chimed
in the fifth.
Hey, you let me out of here"
cried Eric, looking in terror at the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1922-11-25
LITTLE LADY SHOE TREE

dozen entirely different kinds of
gifts. The best colors to buy are
black, white, vivid red, and medium
green. Then find medium pointed
brush, which you probably have in
paint boxes, and you are ready to
start work
The quaint little ladies shown in
the picture are really a pair of shoe
trees for sister. Buy an ordinary
ten-cent pair of wooden shoe trees
and paint them green. Do not paint
the ball tops green, however; but
coat the front halves of these balls
with white paint. The shoe horn
should also be painted green. Both
trees and horn are then put aside
to dry for day.
Next use the small brush to paint
the back half of each ball top black,
following the outline given for the
hair in the picture. After this has
dried, put eyes in with black paint,
lips with red, and her pink cheeks
with red mixed little with white.
Use the pink also for the skirt,
following the diagram. Then use
white for the pantalettes and stock
ings. Let this get drybefore putting
in the tiny black slippers and the
cross-lacings, which are painted
across the stockings. These are
just straight lines of black AMI are
not hard to paint.
The shoe horn may be decorated
with dots made of white and two
shades of pink, with few of black.
These little dots make a pretty
wreath, like a bunch Of old-fash-