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The Washington herald., 1922-03-25
N. E. SESSION
CLOSES TODAY
Twelve Delegates Elected
For Little Rock Con-
vention.
d. C. MEN CHOSEN
viii Build 100000 Church in
Hyattsville and One in Wal
ter Reed District.

Delegates to the general quadren-
NAL conference of the Methodist
Episcopal Church, to be held in
Little Rock, Ark. in May. were
elected at the afternoon session of
the 13sth convention of the Balti-
more annual conference yesterday.
This event. one of the most import
ant of the convention, took place
OF the Mount Vernon Methodist
Episcopal Church, where the three
day session is in progress.
Six clericals and six Iaymen were
chosen as delegate. The clericals
were: Rev. DR.. ]. Howard Wells,
presiding elder of the Washington
District: Rev. II. H Sherman, of
Front Royal, Va: Rev. DR.. E. l.
Wolf. of Baltimore, Md; Rev. DR..
II. NJ. Canter, of Roanoke, Va; Rev.
DR.. J. H. Light, of Romney. w. Va,
and Rev. DR.. c. d. Harris. of Bal
ttmore. The laymen delegates were
Judge e. ID. Newman. of Woodstock.
va; w. r. Cross. of Salem, Va. f;
l. W. Davis. of Baltimore. Md; J..
H Bryan, of Stantoun. Va: W. F.
iAASE anu w. W. MIilen, OF tnlS
city.
Long List Admitted.
Other elections during the after
noon session resulted in the selec-
tion of long list of elders. deacons
and In the admission of a number
OF clericals into the Baltimore con-
ference. The latter will be received
formally and admitted by Bishop U.
IL I'll ~
1880.
Three addresses were made he
tween the elections at the afternoon
session. DR.. W. B. Beauchamp, of
nashville, Tenn, spoke on the Mis-
Sonary Centenary; DR.. Gilbert
howe also of Nashville. and editor
or the Methodist Quarterly Re-iey.
or Nashville, talked on the work be-
ing done by the Epworth League.
Will Build New Churches.
Last nights meeting of the Board
OF Church Extension was presided
over by Rev. DIR. c. NJ. Hesser. Ad-
dresses were delivered by Rev. DR..
5. H c. Burgen, of Louisville, KY,
general secretary of the Board OF
Church Extension. and Rev. DR.. r.
H Bennett. general secretary of
the department of ministerial train
ing and supply.
Announcement was made by Rev.
DR.. ]. Howard Wells, presiding elder
OF the Washington District, that
S120,00O will be expended for erec-
tion of two new churches in WASH
ington and vicinity during the COM
ing year. One costing $4,000 will
be erected at Hyattsville. Another
$4,000 will be expended on a new
Emory Church to be located in what
Is known as the Walter Reed dis
trict. The Mt. Pleasant N E.
Church will build a $4,000 addi-
.tion.
VIII Call at white House.
The feature of this, the eIosIns
$day Of the three-day session. will
he memorial services at 1880 for
the ministers of the church who
have died in the last year. Previous
TO this the report of the Benevolent
Society win be received. At 1880
Bishop Darlington will receive and
formally admit into the Baltimore
conference the young clericals who
yesterday passed tests
In the afternoon Bishop Darling
ton and his cabinet will call at the
White House in Response to the
Presidents invitation.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-25
william HI. Winchell Dies.

ROCKVILLE. Nd, March "a
William H. winchell. for many years
in the employ Of the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad as baggage master.
died yesterday in Gaithersburg. aged
IS. He Is survived by his wife. The
funeral will be held tomorrow noon
at the residence. burial to be at
Frederick. Nd.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-25

dent OF this county. died this morn
ing at his home at Hunting Hill.
aged 81. Pneumonia. following in
huenza. was the cause OF DEATH He
The Washington herald., 1922-03-25

was unmarried The funeral win se
held at D. m sundsy~at Pumphrey's
Chapel. burial to be in the cemetery
az GaithersburE.
The Washington herald., 1922-03-25
Joseph A. MobIey Dead.

ROCKVILLE. Md. March a.
Joseph Allen Mobley. lifelong resi-
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
A CLEAR COMPLEXION.

Prominent among the many
cults and fads of the beauty and
health secrets is the Society OF
Those Who Drink Two Quarts OF
Water Every Day. Some of the
extremists of this unofficial So
ciety insist that all human ills
can be overcome If people will
only drink three and even four
quarts daily. Many prominent
doctors have advocated the three
quarts of water a day theory. Re-
Gently. however, this has been
modified to two quarts Of fluid
every day, the liquid contained in
food being counted as part of the
two quarts.
This makes it rather more diff
ficult since it is almost impossible
to estimate the amount of LIQUID
contained in the food one eats. |
think if you allowed a pint or a
pint and q half as the amount
you would be somewhere near
correct, at least during the win
ter when rather solid foods are
eaten.
This means that you should
drink five or six glasses of water
or that amount of coffee or tea If
you think your nerves can stand
IL, to bring the daily amount of
liquid up to two quarts. Every
grown person certainly needs this
amount of liquid daily. It is a
remedy for constipation. 1t will
prevent bladder and liver trouble.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
CoCoanut Oil Makes
A Splendid Shampoo

If you want to keep your hair
in good condition, be careful what
you wash it with.
Most soaps and prepared sham
poos contain too much alkali. This
dries the scalp, makes the hair
brittle, and is very harmful. Mulsi-
fled cocoanut oil shampoo (Which
is pure and entirely greasless) is
much better than anything else
you can use for shampooihg. as
this can't possibly injure the hair
Simply put two or three teaspoon
fuls of Mulsified in cup or glass
with a little warm water, then
moisten your hair with water and
rub 1t in. This will make an
of rich, creamy lath.
er, and cleanses the hair and
scalp thoroughly. The lather rinses
out easily and removes every par
ticle of dust. dirt, dandruff and
excessive oil. The hair dries
quickly and evenly, and 1t leaves
it fine and silky, bright, fluffy
and easy to manage.
You can get Mulsified cocoa
nut oil shampoo at any drug
store. 1t is very cheap and few
ounces is enough to last everyone
in the family for months. Be
sure your druggist gives you Null
sified.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
THE new GENERATION
BY JANE PHELPS
BY JANE PHELPS

"of course 1 do, dear boy, and
I am just as fond of you. Are
you going?" as he picked up his
hat.
"Yes-but not to the studio. l
shall be in my room if Joan
should want me-"
He's a brick" Forester de-
clared when he and Margaret
We're alone. Il believe he'n get
Joan's consent to your marrying
me. 1t is the only hope / have.
You are so foolishly afraid of
hurting that girl And another
thing, Margaret, if he wins in this
it will be a good omen for their
own happiness. Joan needs q
strong hand to guide her. AS a
girl, her unconventionalities meant
little, because her heart and con-
science were right and her own
crowd understood her. AS a mar
ried woman she will not be so
leniently judged. Think if she
would allow men like Tenant to
kiss her and do all the silly, fool
ish, albeit innocent things, she
does now! She would be severely
criticized to say the least. Mall
colin will always protect her. even
from herself"
II believe you are right, Craig,
He's a dear"
And you'll marry me, Mar
garet 2"
III she-gives In to Malcolm
yes
always an ff!' Oh, well, this
time l have faith 1 shall soon
have you for my own, Margaret.
u have been patient, don't you
think ?"
Indeed you have-you have
been dear about it, Craig. But
could do no different. And to
think that Malcolm, the boy | fed
cookies and kissed when he was
in knickerbockers should be the
one to find way for US to be
happyr
bright idea, all right! / Won
der Joan doesn't see through it
she is so clever"
mo, she would not think NAL
colin was managing her because
of his decision that l shall not be
one of their household. She is
very SeISlllNet very SeIlOuS On the
subject of my marriage. Her feel
ing that / am too old is genuine,
and she honestly thinks a second
marriage indecent"
Such a girl! This new genera
ton is surely full Of quirks and
foiblcs. Thank goodness, we aren't
going to be made miserable by
them"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
ANSWERED LETTERS.

Perplexed: IT keep house for
four men folk. two Of whom are
night workers. l get up at six
O'Clock, get breakfast for two Of
the men who go to work at 1880,
then get another breakfast at
$50 for another and still another
breakfast at ten o'clock (these
two latter for the night workers). d.
/ get lunch between IL and one,
then get a dinner at three In the
afternoon for the night workers
and at about six for the rest Of
us. BY that time l am so tired
! have no enthusiasm left to pre-
pare nice dishes which I would
like to cook. Yet some of my
friends think I have a soft snap
and say that l ought to take in
roomers and do the family wash
ing. DO you think I should? Also
tell me what to put behind my
gas range to keep it from smok-
Ing the wall"
Answer: l think you are doing
as much work as any woman
ought to undertake, without even
considering doing a family wash
Aho VI NethlllS loOiiiClSs III At-
gard to the rest of your letter
which | have not quoted here, /
wish to say that S25 is a perfectly
reasonable amount. Now, in re-
gard to the gas range: all gas
ranges that stand near a wall
should have a sheet of asbestos
behind them. Otherwise they are
not only fire risk (for, the wall
in time gets blistered), but they
discolor the wall.
A Reader: Kindly tell me how
to paint my kitchen floor. l have
been painting it, but it does not
wear we'll"
Answer; judge from your let
ter that you have put only one
coat of paint on the floor and
that it has absorbed it all and
looks "blotchy" An old and bad
ly worn kitchen floor really needs
three coats, and the first should
consist of half turpentine and
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
ALWAYS AN "IF"
CHAPTER 1913.

CHAPTER 123.
nNYo,,- ,,.,,,l hava sor,a +ao,u
-,
Niai saret eAclai' ioohIns ~
guishly at Forrester' where's
Joan?"
Just went through that door!"
he pointed in the direction Joan
had gone.
She is terribly angry because
| won't let you live with u.s." Mall
colin said in a stifled voice.
II, too, feel hurt, Malcolm, that
you do not want me, Margaret
replied, her eyes dancing as they
rested upon the young man.
All three laughed unrestrained-
ly. Then just as Margaret settled
herself before the tea table, Joan
came in, gloved and hated.
where are you going, Joan?"
Margaret asked. Aren't you hav-
ing tea this afternoon"
"Mr. Forester kindly gave me
cup while you were out of the
room. | am going back to the
studio-to stay. Good afternoon,
ALL" She flounced from the room,
and a moment later the door into
the hall closed with bang that
shook the apartment.
81 guess you'll have to give in,
Malcolm. | can't see you make
her SO unhappy, and perhaps
yourself also" Margaret said. She
had seen the longing in the look
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
Efficient HOUSEKEEPING
BY LAURA A.. KIRKMAN.

half paint. But as you have al
ready put full-strength paint
upon 1t, the best you can do now
is to put on two more coats OF
paint and then q coat of spar var
nish, Consult your local hard
ware merchant in regard to a re-
liable brand of paint and spar
varnish. Paint it in strips so that
you can walk on the unpainted
strips while the others dry.
Mrs. H.: "Kindly publish a re-
cipe for making condensed milk
out Of pure cows milk and tell
me If this will keep"
Answer: You could not make
condensed milk at home. 1t re-
quires machinery and is, 1 be-
lieve, a trade secret.
Mrs. M: "IIow does one take
spots off the top of a vanished
golden oak table caused by set
ting too hot dishes on it? Also
tell me what is the best kind of
pad for a dining table beside
asbestos?"
Answer: Stains made by heat
on almost any kind OF wood may
be removed by rubbing with hot
milk. Thick white felt is the only
substitute for an asbestos table
pad--but this is not as satisfac-
tory as the asbestos. Where small
doilies are used on q polished
table instead of a tablecloth, how
ever, one may use small straw
mats encased in linen covers to
go under each individual plate
doiley to protect the table from
heat
A Little Girl: "I would like to
learn to crochet and make some
of the things mentioned in your
column. Please tell me what the
Authorizations in your crochet di-
rections stand for"
Answer: All fancy work shops
sell inexpensive booklets explain
ing the different crochet stitches.
If you cannot buy one Of these in
your locality, send me a stamped
self addressed envelope for the
name of a firm from which you
can buy such a booklet by mail.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
BETTER Than CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered
DIR. Edwards Olive Tablets
are a Harmless Substitute


DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-the SUBJ
stitute for calomel--are a mild but sure
axative, and their effect on the liver is
almost instantaneous. These little olive
:olored tablets are the result of DIR.
Edwards determination not to treat
iver and bowel complaints with calomel
The pleasant little tablets do the good
hat calomel does, but have no bad after
effects. They don't injure the teeth like
strong liquids or calomel. They take
1old of the trouble and quickly correct
7. Why cure the liver at the expense Of
the teeth? Calomel sometimes plays
havoc with the gums. So do strong
liquids. 1t is best not to take calomel
Let DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets take
its place.
Headaches, "dullness" and that lazy
feeling come from constipation and a
disordered liver Take DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets when youfeel "logy" ano
heavy" They clear" clouded brain
and "perk UP" the spirits, l5c and 3oc
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
DYE OLD DRESS
Or DRAPERY IN
DIAMOND DYES

Buy Diamond Dyes" and fol-
low the simple directions in every
package. Don't wonder whether
you can dye or tint successfully.
because perfect home dyeing is
guaranteed with Diamond Dyes
even If you have never dyed be-
fore. Worn, faded dresses. skirts.
waists, coats, sweaters, stockings,
draperies, hangings, everything,
become like new again. Just tell
your druggist whether the mater
ial you wish to dye is wool or
silk, or whether it is linen, cotton,
or mixed goods. Diamond Dyes
never streak, spot, fade. or run,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
SCHOOL ORCHESTRA TO
PRESENT PROGRAM AT
ST. J0SEPH'S FRIDAY

The orchestra of the North
Fourth street school, assisted by
some Of the teachers, will give a
musical program at the st. Joseph s
sanatorium on Friday afternoon at
O'Clock. The young musicians
will be accompanied by Miss Irene
Burke, county school superintend-
ent, who strongly encourages the
performers. Miss Cecilia Murphy is
director OF the orchestra.
The program follows;
"April Showers Orchestra.
"Tucky Home"-solo by Miss
Grace Winfrey.
THE Shiek'-Orcnestra.
"Susquehanna Short" duet.
Miss Grace Wlnfrey and Miss Doro-
thy Bowman.
wabash Blues"-Orchestra
Look for the Silver Lining" solo
by Miss Dorothy Bowman,
It'll Our Dreams Come True
Orchestra.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
LOOKS.

You never can tell by persins
looks weather they are the kind
of people they look like. Some
of the dummest looking fellows,
are smarter than you are and no
matter how dun you look you're
libel to be twice as smart as some
felo with a brite oppression but no
sents. This proves you awtent to
judge enybody by their appear
ants because they're libel to judge
you the same way and you mite
look even funnier to them than
wat they do to you.
If a gerl is pritty she can be
as dun as she wunts to without
enybody noticing it. but II gerl
has ugliness and GUINNESS at the
same time people will notice them
both. A fello is Supposed to look
intelligent no matter how elts he
looks. One of the things that
makes fellows look diffrent from
hair, and after fello has jest had
his hair cut he even looks diff
rent from himself.
recipe aWIten look ulI1renC IN
their pictures than wat they do
in reel life, on account of them
trying SO hard to look like them
selves it makes them look like
somebody elts mutch verse.
There are millions Of people in
the werld but If you wawked for
10 years looking for somebody
that looked ixackly like you. you
wouldent find eny no matter how
common you look. This proves 1t
awt to be a CRATE consolation to
know that no matter how funny
looking you are at leest you're the
only one like you.
Some of the things that change
peoples looks the most are mus
tashes, bathing suits, falts faces
and shaving lather.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
BEAUTY CHATS
BY Edna Kent Forbes.

1t will, If this appeals to you,
give you a clear complexion sim
ply because it supplies the sys-
tenn with sufficient liquid to keep
it functioning.
would advise drinking one
glass of water as soon as you
are up or at least a quarter hour
before breakfast. This would be
most effective if 1t were hot, for
it will tone up the entire digestive
system and send you down to
breakfast with a good appetite.
The rest of the days amount of
water may be cool but should not
be cold.
Caroline: Dancing will make
very little difference in the size
of the legs, unless there was a
great deal of dancing. 1t will,
however, develop such muscles as
are needed for suppeness and
grace.
Estelle: The white spots on the
nails can be removed by rubbing
into them daily paste made
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
PURE BRED JERSEY IS
MOTHER OF 8 CALVES
tpy The Associated Press.

Regina, Sask., March ga
purebred Jersey, owned by Hollis
Williams, a farmer at Estlin, Sask.
has just given birth to five calves
all normal. weighing about thirty
pounds each. This same cow last
year gave birth to three norma
calves.
The latest performance ia some
what detracted from in the fact
that none of this years litter OF
calves lived. This was due to the
mother COW taking fright at train
a few days before birth and running
over a mile, according to a state
ment OF the man in charge OF
Williams animals at the farm.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23

Miss Evelyn Victoria Allen is 90
years old and has two doctors de-
grees in law, doctor OF jurispru-
renee from the University of Chi
cago and doctor of laws from Yale
university. She is the first girl to
have received a doctor of laws de-
gree In Yale and she is the young
est person ever to have received
that degree there. Also. she is
the youngest ever to have been
graduated doctor Of jurispru-
dence from Chicago university.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
Won1an's Daily Magazine Page
Social Calendar

Ladies Aid of the First NJ. f..
church will meet with Mrs. Carl c.
Magee, GA West Copper avenue,
at $3.50 p, m.
Woman's Missionary society of
the Congregational church will
meet with Mrs. Howard at 612
South Arno street at p. m.
Womans Missionary society of
fst. Paul's church will meet at
church at p. m.
Carnival dance OF Railway Mail
clerks at Colombo hall at p. m.
Otra Vez club will meet with r.
j. Mabry at p. m.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
MAY DISCARD BLEAK
UNDERTAKING PARL0

New York. March 22.-BlaclS
gloves, sombre funeral countenan-
ces and bleak, mournful undertake
ing parlors will be discarded here
after by New York undertakers, IL
suggestions made at the convention
Of the Associated Undertakers of
Greater New York are adopted.
The convention decided that an
undertaken is a business man and
not necessarily lugubrious indi-
vidual with an appearance 50
gloomy as to betray his profession
to the most casual observer.
The convention also discussed a
suggestion for decorating funeral
parlors with tapestries and bright
|colored draperies.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
THREATS ARE MADE TO
BLOW UP NEGRO CHURCH
(By The Associated Press.)

Beaumont, Texas. March 22.-
Only few persons were present
at early mass today at the negro
Catholic church here as a result of
threats to dynamite the church and
the issuance of a warning signed
*. X. X" to Rev. II. K. LaPlante
to leave Beaumont or suffer being
whipped, tarred and feathered. Rev
LaPlante said parents phoned him
stating that they were afraid to go
to church, or send their children.
In statement Rev. LaPlante said
he will not leave the city.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
RlPPl- -lNG RHYMES
By WALT MASON.

the brimming river; I do not make
mems noses glow, or set their
nerves a-quiver, l do not gather
deadly drugs while winding
through the valleys; l am not
sold in gallon jugs in dark and
dirty alleys. | journey through
the pleasant vale, through mea-
dows clover-scented; l haven't
sent man to Jail since l was
first invented. Through bosky
dells my waters purr. in shade
that makes them chilly; and yet
some delegates prefer a drink that
knocks them silly. / chatter, chat
ter. as | flow, brooklet blithe
and frisky and yet misguided
sports will go and buy assassin
whiskey.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23

At the first sign Of a raw, sore
throat rub on little Mustsrole with
your fingers.
1t goes right TO the spot with a gentle
tinglc, ioosens congestion, draws out
soreness and pain.
MuGterole 10 O clean, white ointment
made with oil Of mustard. It has all
the strength Of the old-fashioned mus
tard plaster without the blister.
Nothing liizs Mustcrole for croupy
children. Keep it handy for instant
use. IS ard 65 cents in jars and tubes;
hospital size, So.
BETTER THAN a MUSTARD PLASTER
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
Mrs. Jennie Erickson Dodge.


Mrs. Jennie Erickson Dodge Is
Arkansas highest salaried woman
official. She is county superin-
tendent of Pulaski county and
draws a salary of $4,000 a year,
which is $500 more than the state
superintendent of education re-
ceives, She is paid more than the
governor of the state as we'll.
Mrs. Dodge's successful political
career offers announcement to
struggling school teachers, for she
started as a school teacher when
she was left with three children to
support. She is cIassed as one of
the ablest politicians in the state.
1t was her exceptional work as
county prohibition officer recently
which won her her present place.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
CHAUTAUQUA DATE IS
ANNOUNCED FOR WEEK
OF JULY 10 IN CITY

The 1929 Redpath- Horner chau-
tauqua season will open in Albu-
.querque on July 10, 1t was an
nounced yesterday by l.. c. Mers-
fielder, chairman of the local COM
mittee. Tentative plans for the
program were printed in the Jour
nal yesterday. A big new tent has
been promised for this season here.
The first White House bride was
Miss Todd, relative by marriage
of President Madison,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-03-23
THE BROOK.

am the brook to which the
bards a thousand odes have chant
ed, and ! am loaded to the guards
with health. it must be granted |
slip along by church and school,
YOU hear my merry laughter;
and gents who drink my waters
cool will have no morning after.
l come from clear and crystal
springs where Nature did her
brewing; a beverage for queens and
kings, my course | am pursuing;
yet some refuse my waters chaste,
my healthful pillows scorning,
and they're the ones who have
a taste unholy in the morning. |
chatter, chatter as l flow to Join