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Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Emmanuel Evan. Lutheran Church

Carl Schmid. Pastor.
9:15 a. m.--Sunday school.
1000 a. m.-Services in English.
subject of both sermons, THE
Greatness of John the Baptist"
Services in the German language
at IL a. m.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

Weather: Posserbly better prob,
ly verso.
spoarts: Last sattldday Sid
Hunt and Sam Cross offered tc
leeve catch other punch catch
other all their mite in the
arm, Sid going ferst and
puntohing Sam in the top OF
the mussels with his nuckels Sc
hard that Sam felt parrilized and
he couldent puntch back.
Sissiety: Mr.. Persey Weever Is
making a cullection of all diffreni
size perl buttins. o pickles Persey
Is my hat on strate.
Intristing Facks About Intristine
People: Lew Davis is the best
bundle rapper in his family and he
often wishes he wasent.
Poem by Skinny Martin
Plezzure Before Famousness
Columbus was n famous man
He discovered America in 1892
But I drather be alive and injoy-
ing it
Like / am and like do.
Things You Awt to Know: Wen
air is still it is still air but It be-
comes wind as soon as it starts tC
move erround, altho even wen il
is wind it is still air only it aint
still.
Bizzness and Financial. BIG
chance! Who wunts to buy hall
interest I'm a good dog? Afrcck-
tionate and does tricks Of his own
free will. A doller and 25 cents
gets him for days week and
you can even change his name for
your 3 days SCOT yourself Sec
sid hunt.
(Avvertizement.)
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Another Blow

Stranger (to office boy) ~
wanna see the editor"
Office Boy---"What editor? We
got all kinds Of editors around this
joint, nothin' but editors; just like
the Mexican army, all generals and
no privates. Washington Times.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

May (watching q ball game)-
Where do they keep the extra
bases?"
Ray--"What for?"
May-"Well, that man Just stole
third base. DRY Goods Economis;
(New York;.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
st. paul's Eng. lutheran church.

arthur M. hiluuSen. GaSLOr,
9;45 a. m.--Sunday school.
11:00 a. m.-Morning worship.
Sermon, John, His Message"
GAS p. m-Christian Endeavor
meeting. Topic, "Gains of Fidel-
! Eity." Leaders, Miss Grace Peter
son.
7:45 p. m.--Sermon, "The Sec
ond Coming of Christ: It's Place
in Experience"
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

can hardly get married unless you
can show the girl two licenses"
Two licenses" exclaimed the
friend.
"Yes-marriage and automobile -
Ladies Home Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
E.yerNhndv Misinknn

Jack and Emily are going to be
married"
Emily! thought she was one
Of these modern girls who don't
believe in marriage"
80 did Jack" - The Harvard
Lampoon.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
RANKS DOORS ARE CLOSED

Winner. 8. D.. Dec. 16-The
First National bank Of Winner
failed to open its doors today by
order Of the board of directors.
No reason was announced for the
closing of the institution. L. d.
MAIDEN. state bank examiner, has
taken charge.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Sunday. Church Services
Congregational Church
10000 a. m.--Sunday school.

IU:UO a, m.--Sunday school.
1900 a. m.-Sermon, THE Old
Gospel in q New Age.
$50 p. m.-Christian Endeavor.
1880 p. m.-Sermon, The Re-
ward of Life"
The Rev. r. r. Shoemaker will
deliver the sermons.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Broadway christian Church.

Willard A. Guy. Minister.
9:45 a. m.-Bible school.
11:00 a. m.-Morning worship.
Sermon, LET all the People Praise
Thee"
$50 p. m.-Endeavor meeting.
1880 p, m. - Sermon, 1.-The
Tragedy of Almost
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Christian Science Society.

Woman's club building at els
West Gold avenue.
Sunday school at 9:45 a. m.
Sunday services at 11:00 a. m.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
TODAY'S BEST TMOUGMT

AS to people saying a few idle words about sus,
we must not mind that, any more than the old
church -steepe minds the rocks cawing about st.
--GEORGE ELIOT
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
Flrst Methodi.t EpiscopaI Church
Rev. T. q. MCGUIRE, Pastor.

9:45 a. m.-Sunday school.
II a. m.-Service with sermon,
THE Religious Romance Of Crea-
ton"
$50 p. nl.-Epworth League.
1880 p. m.-Service, Gospel auto
/ suggestions and Cures Principles.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

If we believe in Christ we must believe in the
things in which Christ believed.-A, M. Knudsen, st
Paul's lutheran church.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

Looks from here as II John Bull
had started for Normally. He'll
meet Uncle Sam coming back.---
Brooklyn Eagle.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
SENTENCE SERMONS

The pathway of progress may be traied by the
bloody footprints of those who have trodden the way
before usC. C. Higbee, Central Avenue Methodist
church
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

It's got SO these days" COM
planned a young man. that you
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
OUR ANNIVERSARY A

Three years ago last Sunday arrived in Albu-
querque. The train was 27 hours late, but have
since found that isn't very late for Albuquerque.
TAXED to the San where had reservation, arriv-
ing there at S:06 p. mat sos 1-2 p. m. was
presented with months board bill "It is GUS
tomary!" said the manager as he handed it to me
and then added, land so is payment" From that
moment he my enemy.
On the closet door of my room was tackled a
list Of printed rules. About every Srd word was
permission" It was too soon after the war for
me not to associate the word with "verboten" !"
From that moment knew I'd never like the place.
The doctor came across the yard inhaling deeply
from Nebo He jauntily flicked IL away as he
isprang up the steps. loved Lady Nicotine above
everything. He had health. vitality freedom.
was tired worn out sick and had had to quit
smoking From that moment knew ia never toll
crate him.
The nurse dropped in, a CHEEKY red head who
showed me what temp stick was for. That was
my first false step. took bath and went to bed
out on the porch. A boy brought me what he
called supper. and woke me up. told him where
he could go, but he didn't, he showed no signs
next morning Of having been scorched.
Thus did begin Chasing"
We have very annoying cold. A number OF
people have told OF cure, but unfortunately
they haven't a drop either. "T. B. CRABB."
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
''The Birds.I.Wie 80
no NY "uNKNoWN FRIENp"

TO MY "UNKNoWN FRIEND
That venison brought to my mind, sir, morn
some years ago
when 1 went hunting deer, sir, in a land OF cold
and snow
In Michigan you sit and wait, and when the deer
comes by
You shoot him in the side. sir. that is. II you've
the eye
They reused me out that morning sir, at little
after two
And walked me miles and miles, 7 thought, ana
the cold chilled me clear thru.
At last they sat me down to wait, in a blind that
blinded not
And every day ia read Of who by mistake
were shot
In Michigan the hunters all wear hats or caps
of red
So that some fool won't think they're deer, and
shoot at them instead,
So when they told me that the red would save my
skinny frame,
bought not only Just a cap, but got a coat Of
the
That blind was cold. my hands got numb. and
daylight slowly dawned
My numbness made me sleepy, sir. ana guess
must have yawned
And maybe slept little Bit for the next thing that
knew,
A buck stood where they said he'd be. and that is
gospel true.
Well, just sat there and looked at hir---his was
the perfect grace.
But to shoot him with my soft nose, sir, didn't
have the face.
He tossed his antlers, stamped his foot as playful
lamb.
.......... My guide came back and told hina--his
answer was 20 d"
I've heard that perfect pleasure comes from giving
not receiving,
And to think that you get more than is almost
almost beyond believing. -
The quail the steak. the "quaiis" he steaks" all
hit the spot intended,
And I'd have you know, good friend of mine thru
them my health has mended.
An English friend hearing we were in q hos
pital for short period, to call, and naturally
inquired why here. We explained that 1t was
because the lady where we had been living. found
she overriding "Ah. how chvalrous," says
the friend. "The lady has the illness, and you go
to the hospital"
Omyes, you're quite right! Every nurse on the
place came in and gave US the raspberry. And
what's more, we took It.
The wonder is not that our commissioners are
giving us cleaner streets, but that an afternoon
newspaper, will admit it.
On square foot basis, land values on Central
avenue in Albuquerque higher than Chicago or
New York. In those cities there IS always room
for one to leave theater without disturbing the
persons seated in the same row.
LET US KNOW WHEN YOU DECIDE
Sir: have been following your column for
firue md nh
but unable to make up my mind whether an
osteopath or a chiropractor is what it needs
SINGLE FIRE
Grandma Gadabout has already decided on the
exchange Of three presents she knows she is going
to get.
'THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HOTEL"
Looking at the new hotel from a stretcher in an
ambulance as our accommodating driver drove
slowly by, must admit we had thrill that comes
but once in q lifetime"
Sidney We'll is getting credit for building the
hotel and the hotel is selling Sidney Well to Abu-
querque.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

Beware of novel interpretations of scripture cream
lies on the surface--Car Armerding, Gospel hall.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
'THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HorEro

Looking at the new hotel from stretcher in an
ambulance as our accommodating driver drove
slowly by, must admit had " thrill that comes
but in lifetime"
Sidney We'll is getting credit for building the
hotel, and the hotel is selling Sidney Well to Abu-
querque
The French custom Of men kissing each other
never did give much OF kick and with Glenn
enceau eating onion soup for breakfast, we are
more against It than ever.
Governor Morrow OF Kentucky, pardoned q
murderer because he "the father of eight child
rem. Eight children is enough to make any man
commit murder.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
AN OPEN LETTER TO MIR. Arthur pRAGEr

Mr.. A. Prayer, Albu. Gas & Electric Co.
Dear Sir: If you must turn off the Juice, for
heavens sake turn It off in the middle Of the day
when we don't need It. CAN DELL POWER I.
1t does look as If the more no account a man IS,
the bigger fool woman will make OF herself try
ling to support him.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17
LET US KNOW WHEN YOU DECIDE

Sir: I have been following your column for
some time, and I think It needs some adjusting,
but am unable to make up my mind whether an
osteopath or a chiropractor is what It needs.
SINGLE FIRE.
Grandma Gadabout has already decided on the
exchange Of three presents she knows she is going
to get.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

1t has pleased God to lay down this order that men,
in order to actually obtain possession of the salvation
which is by Christ must believe this salvation as it
the salvation which Christ effected for him. is lost in
spite Of the salvation of Christ-Carl Schmid, I'm
manuel Evangelical Lutheran church.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1922-12-17

We have a very annoying cold. A number of
people have told US OF cure. but unfortunately
they haven't drop either. "T. 3. CRABB"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

of the dedication was the placing in the cornerstone Of historic documents connected with the suffrage cam paign as well as greetings from all parts of the world. The first of the presidential series of medals struck off by the mint at Philadelphia for President Harding and the historic "womans rights charter, drawn up in 1S4S, were given places of honor. The cornerstone was sealed with a silver plated trowel presented by the only survivor of the convention which drew up the famous charter, Mrs. Charlotte Piercer of Philadelphia.
 The ceremonies opened with pro- cession of nearly 1000 women, led by chours of zoe women singers, who were followed by group of women in white, carrying purple, white and yellow banners of the womans party, and followed by six little girls. daugh- ters of officers of the party, carrying the official banner of the headquar- ters.
 Next came a delegation of women pioneers, leaders in blazing the trail of professions for women. including Dr. Clara McNaughton, pioneer den- tist; the Rev. Olympia Brown, a pio- neer woman clergyman; pr. Mary Parsons, pioneer woman physician, and Dr. Clara Ludlow, pioneer woman scientist. Then came state delega- tions of the woman's party, led by women from the AS states. Occupa- tional groups, led by women proml nent in various fields, marched under the banners of their occupations.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

Give warning signals in positive, vigorous manner when slowing down. turning or pulling out from the curb.
 Remove headlight glare in city limits, and when approaching auto mobiles or street cars on the high ways.
 Be for the safety of our city,
 Drive carefully
 Give the vehicles on our right the right of way.
 Go slowly; there Ia too much speed. Spare the ay-walkcrs: they may not be responsible.
 Pay attention to the signs along the road they mean something.
 Use legal headlights.
 Say that '19s2 will be year Of fewer accidents, speeding. jaw-waill- ing. etc.
 Keep pushing
 Make Birmingham safe.
 Keep both our headlights in eondi- uon; driving with one is dangerous as well as violation.
 Bear in mind that good brakes are one of the most important and es- sentlal part of our car.
 Pull together to improve driving conditions In general.
 Keep a sharp lookout for trains and street cars.
 Give ample warning before back ing.
 Not allow children under to drive. Look sharply for pedestrians when driving out of alleys or garages.
 Don't stop so as to impede traffic.
 Pay close attention to all flag mems signals. Some time a train may hit you.
 Keep our mufflers in good repair and not run with them cut out.
 Use our horn With moderation, but always where necessary.
 pont pass another car or vehicle at street crossings.
 ooserve the courtesy of dimminE our lights whom meeting another car, even though We have diffused lenses,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
Garden Calendar for Nav
Vegetable Garden

Vegetable all sorts beans garden bers lettuce melons mustard beet oa egg kn radhe tomatoes and other plants.
 Field cotton, peanuts, Ohard-Look Don't overlook the of orchard all Flower Towering the all flower
 
 condition for planting Plant something shade porch all closely patch the bald spots andse
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expect danger they will play a sharp trick of some kind. I am suspicious. Yes, sir. ] am suspicious" Copyright 1922, by r. W. Burgess)
 The next story; Peter Remains Behind"
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How Does Your Garden Grow?
Bv GEORGE B. M'VAY. SIR.

Agerad requested of their gardening McVay seedan practical trial ground gardener Birmingham.
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The Age-Herald maintains special rep- resentattves in Bessemer for handling correspoudencs. advertisisK and sub spondent, receives news items; phone Ressemer I0s2. H. p. Walker, Realty building, manager of circulation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
BESSEMER

Bessemer, May 21.-tSpecial.)- John A. Jones. special officer for the Woodward Iron company. who was seriously wounded by shots alleged to have been fired by Dode Eastes, another officer. on Thursday evening at Brighton. died yesterday after noon at 2:30 o'clock at the Elizabeth Duncan hospital. where he was car ried after the shooting.
 Funeral services will be held on Monday afternoon at o'clock at the Brighton Methodist church, with Rev. Wofford officiating. Interment will take place at Brighton cemetery with the Bessemer, Jonesboro and Brighton lodges of Woodmen of the World in charge.
 Active pallbearers will be: J. A. Long, S. +. Stephenson, D. E. Wilson. W. P. Dulaney. Lucian l.. Parsons and Thomas J Cunniff. Honorary: A. IL. Woodward. Dr. Burchfield. Prof. II. M. Sharpe, Dr. E. l.. Edmundson, A. E. Remington, Robert Hitchcock and Herbert Smith.
 The deceased is survived by his twin brother. George ". Jones of Bessener; Riley G. Jones of We- tumpka, Samuel Jones of East Lake and by one sister, Mrs. Charles Mat thews of Prattville.
 New Church for JOnesborO
 The new Jonesboro Methodist church will be started about the mid dle of June if plans of the congrega- tion mature as they are mapped out. The first donations toward the build ing in cash amounts were received at service Sunday and were very en- couraging. and if it is planned to be- gin the building as soon as more sub scriptions are paid
 The church has far outgrown it's present building and with the in- creased membership it is necessary
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
AGE-HERALD PATTERNS

The Ags-Aeraid nAs arranged vita leading fashion designers Of New York 10 furnish its readers A daily fashion and pattern service. All pat- terms will be seam-rnaking and guar anteed to fit perfectly. Safe delivery of every pattern ordered ts also guar. anteed. You should order patterns little in advance of the time you will need them, as a stock iu not kept in Birmingham. but all orders will be forwarded to the pattern department MISSES OR SMALL WOMEN,s
 MUDDY SUIT
 A middy suit like the one illus trated will fulfill many needs for the girl who enjoys active sports. It
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to erect very much larger church and the members are working with enthusiasm toward this end.
 Senior. Honored
 The boys of the Bessemer High school senior class will be special guests of the Bessemer Rotary club on Thursday at their regular weekly luncheon.
 special program has been ar ranged which includes an address by Borden Burr of Birmingham and a talk, Why We Entertain the Boys Today" R. L. Coons. and a talk by Meredith Waller. president of the class, and musical selection by David Nixon.
 Morning Bridge Party
 Miss Bernice Bruce. the attractive guest of pr. and Mrs. Horace Van De Voort at Woodward, was a re- cent honoree at a very charming af- fair given by Mrs. Robert Hitch cock The guests were invited for a morning bridge party and the ta- bles were placed in the living rooms. which were beautifully decorated with garden flowers in a variety of colors.
 The prizes, hand-painted wall vase and table markers, were won by Mrs Robert Knowles and Mrs Garrett, and after the games a salad course with iced tea was served the guests. who were: Mrs. A. J. Boyn- ton, Mrs W. H. Hulsey. Mrs. J. H Lee. Mrs. J. c. Keigley, Mrs. Ed Dun can, Mrs. Joe Lacey and Mrs. Her bert Smith. Miss Bruce and Mrs. Van De Voort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
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.s To be sure of chance to earn living should be your chief consideration. Without it your life will be failure. To have trade or profession is absolutely essential unless you are to live from hand-to-mouth- unless you are to be uncertain at times whether you can get the necessities for existence.
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Morning Bridge Party
Annnnncenaenfs

The junior auxiliary of Trinity church will meet on Tuesday after noon at the home of Mrs. l.. t. Clarke
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Mrs. c. W. Mcdonald will be hos tess to the Matrons' club on Friday afternoon at o'clock.
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with Miss Elizabeth Bumford, leader, the subject to be Honolulu"

St Agnes Guild will hold meet ing on Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs. w. l.. Rush on Second ave- nue at 3:30 o'clock.
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is also a very good style for the school girl who has need of 8 gym" outfit
 The misses or small women's middy suits cuts in sizes IA, 16, IS and 20 years. Size 1e requires 6 yards S6inch material with yards braid. Price 15 cents.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
BURGESS BED-
 TIME STORY
THE sUsPIcIoNs OF PETER
 
By THORNTON w. BURGESS

The folks who have the hest .uc-
 ceeded Are those who little things have
 needed. -Johnuy chucLr
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

The womans auxiliary of the First Presbyterian church will hold s meeting on Monday afternoon at 3:30 o'clock. which will include q business and a social hour with Circle No. , in charge.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

The Minerva club will hold it's open meeting on Tuesday afternoon at the home of Mrs Lucien Huey on Dart mouth avenue, when. between the hours of and o'clock, the members will receive their friends. The offi- cers of the federated clubs and other friends have been invited to attend.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
REAL ESTATE-RENT J
APARTMENTS AND FLATS s2

FIVE POINTS D1sTRrcT-Mosr CONVENE ENT GROOM APART MENr IN THE CITY AT A SAG RIFTCE. HAVE TO MOVIE IN MY NEW HOME AND WILL MAKE ATTRACTIVE REDUC- Tf0H. CAN GIVE POSSESSION BLOCKS FROM FIVE POINTS ON 10TH ST. MAIN 72s5-W.
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to erect very much larger church and the members are working with enthusiasm toward this end.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

The Christian Workers of the First Christian church will be hostess to the federation of auxiliaries at their fifth Monday meeting al the church and this society Is planning the pro- grame for the event.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
EDUCATIONAL

BUSINESS COLLEGES 44 sHoRTHAND-Bot Grees and sloan Dupioyan shorthand taught at Wheeler Dusiness College. Sc ssions day and night. Call. write phone for 24th Rn- pusl oatalog.
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BUSINESS EQUIPMENT "A

PHONE outfit for sale: a second hand but little used dictaphone outfit made by the Columbia company, with two receivers; sale at haif-price; will be glad to show 1t. Protective Life Insurance Co.
 CASH registers, showcases. scales, iron safes, ice boxes, butchers coolers electric meat choppers. Southern Store and Fixture Co.,. A. N. 21st St. Main
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

EOMES--We nave customerr for homes h all parts of Birmingham. Inst your rrops Montgomery R. "a. & Ina Co., sIs N zlst St. Main sell.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22

TIRE AND TUBE REPAIR-You try the rest now try the best. Lovoy Tire and vui. shop. l04 s. goth St. Main S3Ss. FORD SEHVICES-Our service is guarsn- teed to give satisfaction. Crswford's Auto Shop S225 Ist Ave. Main 439l. AUTOMOBILES FOR KENT I2h RENT A NEW FOR-3-Drivs 1t yourself Pay by the mile: insurance and road service. Drive It Yourself Co.,. l7ot 2d Ave. Main TIT.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
REAL ESTATE, SALE K FARMS AND LAND FOR SALE ss

l2,boo ACRES of farm timber and min eral land for sale, located in Marion county; will consider trade for fln- proved, unencumbered real estate. Call Main 4106.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1922-05-22
HoUsEKEEPINC ROOMS s7,
ROOMS WITH BOARD

SOUTH HIGHLANDS = FURNISHED FRONT ROOM. NICE MEALS, IDEAL PLACE FOR SUMMER. BUSINESS COUPLE OR BUSINESS WOMEN PRE- FERRED. MAIN 4620@W.
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MERCHANDISE H
ROOMS AND BOARD I
ROOMS WITHOUT BOARD s7

1921 AVE. H.-SmsH apartment, partly furnished room, pantry and kitchenette; also 1 or rooms furnished; beautifully located Phone Main ss55.
 ii1TH AVE \, 2sls--Nieely furniassa
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413 W. 22D sT.---Nicely furnished room. with excellent meals. walking distance: meal tickets if desired. Main 6133. 1z12 s. 10TH ST.-Nicely furnished room with good table board: Aii modern con- venienees. Main 1207-J. NICELY furnished room, with good table board: prico reaSonaDlss steRm heat. S72 s. 20th St. 7o1 <. 10TH ST.-Room with board for two men or couple; reasonable rates. Main 8s81-W.