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The New York herald., 1922-10-09
GERMAN SINGERS IN CONCERT.
Suddeutscher Maennercbor From
Baden Heard Here.

The Studdeutscher Maennechor from
Baden, Germany, made it's first Ameci-
can appearance last evening in what was
called a Gala Reception Concert" in
Carnegie Hall. The reception portion
of the entertainment consisted of sing
ing by the United Singers of New York,
aul Engelskirochen. conductor, and the
Badische Harmonic. also Of this city.
directed by Gustave T. He'll, playing by
the Else. Fischer String Quartet and an
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
Daily Calendar
THE WEATHER.

For Eastern New York--Cloudy and
unsettled to-day, with lower tempera-
ture; tomorrow generally fair, modeyA4s
fresh northerly winds.
For New Jersey--Cloudy and un-
settled to-day, with lower temperature
tomorrow generally fair.
For Northern New England--Cloudy
and cooler to-day. probably showers
near the coast tomorrow generally
fair.
For Southern New England--Cloudy
and cooler to-day, probably local rains
tomorrow generally fair.
For Western New York--Mostly cloudy
to-day and tomorrow; continued cool
to-day. slowly rising temperature to-
morrow.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
MISS BECK ENGAGED.

Special Dispatch 10 THE NEW York HERALD.
INDIANAPOLIS. Oct. S.--Mr and Mrs.
Samuel Beck have announced the en-
gagement of their daughter. Miss Mar
guerite Louise Beck, to Mr.. Carlton
Greenwood, son of Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel
Greenwood Of New York city
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
Educational Progress in Arkansas

Happv Hollow correspondence Camden
Hernld
The school under Professor Reil IL pro-
crossing fine. He has not whipped any one
vet.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

From the Lafayette County (hyk) Democrat.
Dr. n. l.. Hsrtsfield has his office at The
Martin Shoe shop. pr. Hsrtsfield Is also
local agsn, for tombstones and ssmrs.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

A description of Ku Klux ceremo-
nies in New Jersey says that the fiery
cross was covered with oakum. Per-
haps the writer meant holum.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

WASHINGTON, Oct. S.--Pressure was
low tonight over the Caribbean Sea
and from the eastern Canadian prov
inces and 1t was relatively low over
North Dakota, Manitoba and west Of the
Rocky Mountains. while high pressure
prevailed over the Rocky Mountain re-
sion and the plain States and the vi
cinity of Bermuda. This pressure dis
tribution has been attended by showers
within the last twenty-four hours il Z
northern California, extreme southerf
Texas and almost generally from III
Mississippi Valley eastward to the Al
lantic coast. The temperature VI
lower Sunday in the lake region. n
great central valleys and the G.
States and it was higher in New FL
land and portions of the Northwest
The indications are for considerably
cloudiness over the States east Of tn,
Mississippi River tomorrow and Tues
day and local rains are probable Mon
day in portions OF the Atlantic States
and the Florida PENINSULA The ter
perature will be lower tomorrow in the
Atlantic States and ii will continue be
low normal elsewhere east Of the Nj :
sissippi River Monday, followed by slow {.
~ rising temperature Tuesday in the
lower lake region. the Ohio Valley and
Tennessee. ,',' asl
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

Thc Associated Press is exclusively entitled
10 tho use for republication OF all news as
patches credited TO II or not otherwise
credited in this paper, and also the 'oca'
news published hcrcin 49,,
All rights OF republication OF special dis
patches herein are also reserved. ~
The New York herald., 1922-10-09
LOCAL WEATHER RECORDS.

The temperature in this city yesterday
as recorded by the official thermometer,
shown in the nnnexed fable.
The New York herald., 1922-10-09

society Of Medical Jurisprudence. mceting
w. \ Cariin on Has Congress the Power
10 Determine the Alcoholic Contents OF
Bcyeraeoa?v Academy " Medicine, IL West
Forty third strcct, $50 T.. NJ
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
WAYSIDE WISDOM
-. - tcopyriEht Ist:J:
s. E.. Kiser
When Henry Ford Is President

When Henry Ford Is President.
WHEN Henry Ford Is President, ..".
w And Muscle Shoals 10 going right,
Well standardize the Government
And every other thing in sight;
Our laws will tumble from hopper,
All cut in nicely fitted strips;
The double meanings and the doubt
Will be corrected or punched out, ~"
There won't be any awkward slips. 5
OUR dollars will be printed then
~. In bundles easily obtained;
Our sailors and our army men, O..
As dutiful mechanics trained,
Will 20 to work in jeans and jumpers,
And quit at night besmeared with
grease; =.
Well utilize the Capitol e.. .....
The people will be pledged to peace.
WHEN Henry goes to- occupy 3D.. i.
w The gilded Presidential chair ~,
The babes will learn to rock-a-bye
In chugging fiivvers everywhere;
The postmen all will be provided
With Fords in which to buzz around;
The mints, instead of coming change, y,
VIII turn out tractors for the grange -
polite name of Q patch Of ground).
CON EDSEL will, Of course, preside
- Where Coolidge wields the gavel now;
For every clerk will be supplied q
A cottage, and perhaps q cow; -
And, boys and girls, here's information
That should increase your merriment:
No teacher anywhere will be -
Permitted to teach history " 81.
When Henry Ford is President. , S
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Look Upon the Ape
kkYF a man believes that he is
" the descendant of the ape he

k<YF a man believes that he is
the descendant of the ape he
can 60 to geological garden
and speculate how far he has
come.
The words are Mr.. Bryan's. He
is wrong. No biologist ever sug-
gested that the human race was
descended from the modern ape.
The modern ape is himself a
descendant of the. anthropoid ape,
long extinct.
The man who goes to the
geological garden, therefore, can
only gaze upon collateral branch
of his own family.
Still, Mr.. Bryan's suggestion is
good one. A thinking man gaz-
ing upon a well-behaved, inoffen-
sive and decent ape can find much
food for thought. When he con-
siders how men kill one another for
greed, for lust and for religion,
how they hate one another when
their interests conflict, what frauds
some of them are and, above all,
how stupid the human race is in
its calm acceptance Of so many of
the \miseries of life, why, taking it
all in all, the little ape flashes up
rather well. And man hasn't come
so very far. -.
Most apes lead very decent ape
life. -.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Unchanged by Time
\ F you have a pet COW you do
not want to lose, take q "nose

IF you have a pet COW you do
not want to lose, take a 'nose
print" Of it. The cows head
is taken under the left arm, its
nose wiped, and ink applied with
soaked stamping pad. A MINI
eograph paper-covered board is
applied to the base of the cows
upper lip and pressed gently up
ward. 1t is a permanent record,
as noses do not change with time.
More than 1000 nose prints
have been taken without any
two being alike. They have as
certain identity as thumb prints.
Cattle men and ranch owners are
using the new system as a sub
stitute for brands, which can be
removed or changed. Nose
prints prevent substitution of
scrub cows for blooded stock, in
crease chances Of tracing stolen
cattle. and lessen other frauds.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
DR.. Copeland, BelDdre!
nR. ROYAL s. COPELAND,

nR. ROYAL s. COPELAND,
IL health commissioner of
- New York, recommends
that there should be at least one
musical instrument in every
home in the land. +:
"For the luvva Mike!" as
Barney Google would say. =
Many a brilliant political
career has been blasted by an
even less indiscreet remark than
this. We have great regard and
admiration for DR.. Copeland and
we love good music, BUT
We do wish that, for one week,
the family next door to him had
a bass drum, the family above
him trombone and the neigh
Dor on the floor below a saxo-
phone, and that, while he was
trying to sleep or read, they were
all busy practicing.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Mental Photographs
BY DR.. Charles FIeischer-

piness. You remember, that
was Struggle. ~
4 Only an ambitious person
could say that. and one whore
view OF life and values is
wholesome and sane. For the
joyous strength Of life II in
struggle and not IN attainment.
In continuous aspiration and
not In achievement. M 5l{'e
Please note also the self.reve
lation In his favorite motto:
Give two plnts for every quart.
RUT, II Mr.. Frohman's choics
OF a motto does not reveal
him as an honest man (which
still means. as In. Shskespears's
day. to be one man picked out
Of a thousand and q man ~
Just as he IL honest-well. them
this game is q deiusion and not
q snare to draw you into the
frank confession OF self.por-
traiture.
Long before the days OF
Freud and the frequent fraud
Of psycho-analysis we used 70
employ our mental photograph
album as a directory for guild
ance and insight into the char.
acter Of our friends and &C
quaintances. p ~
Try this QUESTIONABLE on
yourself. Sit for your own
photograph. Make q set Of
snapshots and time exposures
of yourself. For the dArler
recesses of your nature a few
flashlights. ~ -. :
The result will be q degree
Of self-revelation which may
make you like yourself either
less or more, because you, now
know yourself to be worse or
better than you had thought.
The lens does not lie, bat
the photographer may pose you
in a fayoring light,
Now. take your own mental
picture without favor or fear.
II then you don't like yourself
50 well as you might wish, II u
always in your power to i'm.
prove the picture. IL, ,t.1:H
Copyright, 1879. by King Features
Syndicate. Incl -
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Stars and Stripes

"The victim is intoxicated, boss" said
the chef to the cannibal chief. ..
Fine" replied the chief. IT always
like my meats stewed."
once there was a man who took home
a straw hat that pleased his wife. But
she had picked It out while down town
that morning.
According to popular suspicion, the days
OF miracles are over, but many a chicken
walking with q married man has turned
to duck when his wife approached.
IL is getting to be q great world. You
learn something every day and the next
day you learn II isn't true.
Passengers on an Atlantic liner sighted
130 monster whales IN one school far out
at sea. and beyond the three-miie limit.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Art Versus
Bacon
a TANISLAW SZUKALSKI, a
- New York sculptor, marries

q TANlSLAW SZUkALShl, 1, q
~ New York sculptor, marries
a Chicago girl and takes her
to live on a pig farm.
"Sculptoring isn't very profit
able" he says, "but those who
raise pigs make a lot of money"
Thus, once more, is art crush
cd to earth, Once more is the
cruel fact borne upon us that we
live in a material age and that
spondulix triumphs over statues.
Still, considering the kind Of
statues that are being turned
out these days, it is, probable
that the world will accept this
disappointment with equanimity.
Had Michelangelo turned to
farming it would have been the
worlds loss. ...u.
Let us hope that Mr.. Szukalski
raises fine pigs. A classic ham
is worth a thousand, common
place statues. ~. =.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
The Happiest
Age OfLiR

C ONE sage has arisen to re-
- mark that human life up to
about fifty years ago was
not worth living, and that only
the inventions and institutions
of the last half-century have
made human life happy.
Unfortunately, there is no way
accurately to gauge the degree
of happiness of any period, or
even to define exactly what hap
piness is. 1
All we can know for certain
is that the happiness of our own
times is the best that is attain
able to US, and lucky Is he who
gets his share of it.
The masses of mankind, until
this century almost dumb, now
make heard their sufferings and
dissatisfactions. The woes of
centuries are finding utterance
through many new devices for
the transmission of the free
speech Of today. The wall may
cause the unthinking to suppose
that the sun of human happiness
is suddenly obscured. But, to
the contrary, the remedies fol-
lowing the better understanding
of wrong conditions steadily i'm
prove the conditions under which
happiness may become more gen
eral. The more we hear Of
wrongs, the less wrongs we will
lave.
philosophers may wranSie
about it until doomsday, and no
doubt they will; but the age
which knows the least earthly
misery and woe is the one that
has been longest dead, and the
generation that can best know
what happiness is and realize it's
fullest possession is a long time
yet unborn.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
A FOOt-NOte to DayzUi,,. !,
BY Owen Owen

7 SAW q sign outside q hall
the other day announcing
q forthcoming lecture: Bryan
or Darwin? Must We Choose?"
Besides being funny in two or
three different ways, it was a
ripple signalizing one Of the
recurring discussions Of Darwin,
formerly much more violent.
There are two excellent rea-
sons why no one need think
of evolution affecting man as 1t
did and does his humble four.
footed brothers-reasons obvi-
Gus. on the surface, needing no
science to understand.
First. adaptation to environ
ment is q slow process. Oar.
win pointed out the aeons II
needed. Evidently, II environ
ment changes all the time IT is
useless to talk Of organisms
altering to meet IT,
MAN fits himself out with a
" new environment within
periods that are hardly ticks In
eyoiution's clock. Houses, food.
apparel. ocoupations-thinss Of
yesterday. Man 10 by turns q
land animal, q tunneler. q
mariner, now he 10 a fiier,
EvelveS AS the music-hsil
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
CdrbOn-A COsn,ic MHste,Y
BY Edgar Lucien Larkin-

ing up the rigid framework of
the earth are partly carbon.
No two forms OF matter az.
pear TO be more unlike thai
diamond and lampblack. You
can purchase equal weights of
carbon in these two forms for
cent or a million doliarr.
One is a form that reflects
light, and the other a powder
whose molecules absorb light.
Black diamonds. as hard ss
coiorless. have been discovered
In meteors from cosmic space
CARBoN has been subjected
to fierce heat energy and
to very high pressure at the
same time to be formed into
a iigid solid, the diamond.
Carbon in the central regions
Of slant suns IL subjected 70
an intensity of energy OF heat
far greater than any that can
he secured by electro-chemists
in laboratories in either highly
condensed sparks between
metallic terminals or arcs. II
is not known what effect such
intense energy OF heat has on
the atoms Of elements, for
none 80 intense Is available TO
science. Atoms in the In.
teriors OF highly incandescent
suns may be resolved back to
primordial electrons; or elee.
irons may never have revolved
around nuclei to form atoms
Then solar interiors would hc
eloctronic by this hypothesis.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
We TOWNE GOSSIP
u cepyrssht 1sa7. hu star Company.
X. c. B.

Dear X. C. B--I have been thinking about
he discussion you had about the girl who put
ler arms around her Dad and forthwith Dad
anne across with nve. ~ -.
What want to know, X. G. B.. is what
Ibout us who have no Dad to kiss for fvef
II isn't 90 much the hye. but Just to have no
Dad at all! Things get pretty dark sometimes,
and It would seem wonderful, to have q Dad
10 20 to and to know that he Is there to stand
between you and the rest Of the world What
Ibout US, X. G. B.? = sE... d,
JUST A DADLESs GIRL.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
Records Roush HANDLING q Cars.

The annual claim made against the rail
roads for goods damaged by rough handling
in shipment. runs into stasgering figures
02,ooo.ooo), some OF which can n'be charged to
careless handling when oars are coupled. In
any effort to reduce this lcss. an impartial
record Of the way cars are handled n neces.
sary. To accomplish this, compact machine
has been devised In which q weighted pencil,
OF paper the record Of the way the car 10
handled The impact register, described and
illustrated IN Popular Mechanics Magazine, is
plsced on the train~to be observed. ana s
scaled 20 prevent persons tsmpering with the
mechaniuzn or the record. 'Nrt' fl e.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

TIfE ink with which I am
writing Is mostly carbon.
And II is a >base Of human
food. Carbon, carbon every
where. Carbon has been found
in meteors that fall on the
earth from interminable deeps
Of space. Oil, wood, gas es.
Gaping from the earth and a
constituent Of solid rocks max.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

SECOND. blind competition
was the only rule Of sea
and Jungle. II two wolves
wanted the same hunk Of ante.
lope-fight! A destructive
process. The only. time con.
certed effort. cooperation, re.
placed fight was scmstints
within the herd; more notably
the bees and beavers left blind
competition far behind. But
It remained for man to senu.
ineiy organize. He had q brain
that could see beyond the mo.
ment. Because Of this we can
do In months what Nature
asked aeons for. invitations.
for Instance. are conscious evo.
luton. So =,
When evolution produced the
animal that thinks, the Sld law
held no more, -,
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

IN blazing diamonds and in
candescent suns, in. dull
hanback,, in mines deep be.
low the earth's surface, and nj
gigantic explosions OF gas on
suns: in glass of soda"
water and in the human brain
exists the cosmical element,
carbon. And in oceans" Of
oil within the earth and in ter.
rifle blowing. laundering wells
'iischarging millions of cubic
test OF gas. carbon is ever.
present. Brilliant arc lights
play between carbon terminals,
for this element conducts cleo
tricity. -. ....'
have seen the lines pro-
jected in the spectra Of surs
by carbon. but the suns were
In opposite directions in the
sidereal universe and known
to. be two quadrillion miles
apart. This shows the wide
distribution Of carbon in pri.
mordiai cons Of time when
suns by millions were con.
densins from primal nebulae.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
SIT before your own camera

SIT before your own camera
and take your picture.
You probably know the game.
We used to play It in our high
school days. And lately, it has
been revived a. an interesting
Newspaper feature.
Here 10 a sample: A Mental
Photo Of Daniel Frohman. He
is asked what is his favorits
virtue. He answers: Charity.
His favorite quality in a man?
Honesty. In a woman? Loyalty.
His favorite occupation? Actors
funds.
To the question about his
idea Of happiness. he wisely
answers: Struggling. The
query regarding his idea Of
unhappiness he meets with the
sage suggestion: Getting every
thing you want.
Then follow inquiries regard
ing favorite color. choice of To-
cation, favorite prose author
and favorite poet. favorite
painter and composer, favorite
hero and heroine in real life.
And the series of mental
snapshots ends with question.
ing his particular aversion,
what character In history he
dislikes the most, and what 10
his favorite motto.
THESE queries Mr.. Frohman,
theatrical manager and
president of the Actors Fund
Of America. answers honestly.
his seriousness artistically quail
fled by an occasional light
touch, always illuminating and
usually self.revealing.
For instance. the character
and the career Of this interest
ing and very human man are
plainly told in his idea Of hap
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
PEACE A. E. F.
By BUGS" BAER

TT S. has run out Of diplomats
We since we exported so many
fancy ambassadors to Europe.
VERSAILLES, Hague, Genoa;
Paris, and London were five
great bazaars for diplomatic live
stock. All nations showed their
prize winners there. 49,.
WERE also running low on
w tourists. So many domestic
brands OF certified immigrants
have left for wheel-chair tour Of
Europe that America is steam
ing along on half-census.
plTTSBURGH dukes are tap
= ping Monte Carlo. Passaic
school teachers are sliding down
Alps with one eye on guidebook
and other eve on guide.
WEALTHY rubber heel, specu.
", lators are rubbing wild ell
bows with Greenpoint collectors
OF rare old window weights and
antique scrap iron. ~fhey don't
speak to each other over here.
but one touch of Switzerland
makes 'em allies for duration OF
bargain tour. .., -
WHATS going to happen to
America when these second
A L. Il al I.- n. n.
their imported ideas and CONT.
mental ways? After European
drinking season ends, we'll be,
swamped by first-class cabin pas
sengers with second-class bank.
rolls. s. .sq 80, ~
pATRIoTIC, girls are knitting
wrist Warmers and ear muffs
for second A. Eff. We ought
TO send Pershing over there
again TO consolidate million tour
lists and get some discipline into
mob Of palatial refugees. = l3--s. !.
A ~ - IL
THEY'RE running around loose
getting defeated by walters,
motel bills and shopkeepers.
Even Austria and Turkey are
slammins 'em for picnic indem-
nifty, ! - NI.-,s.'s -
/ ,oST battalion of six hun.
dred shock tourists 10 sur.
rounded in Germany and win
nave to surrender unless u. 8,
treasury engraves them some
an,munitions. II ~ :,
r. yput see red auctioneer flag
hanging in window OF Mineols
home that means papa is IN
europe. IL you see, man with
service star In his lapel, that
mea os his wife is over there, over
THIS second A. e. r. is Roins
- TO run up huge peace debts.
Looks like we have TO issue cron
OF Sixth Liberty Bonds to bring
those tourists back In time TO
enjoy our next amendment.
-.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

Washington. d. O., IL prac.
ticaily at sea level. There is a
Tidal Basin In. Potomac Park.
Historic Pcnnsyivania avenue u
about twenty feet above, whfle
some Of the suburbs reach the
height Of t2o fsst. Gs
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

singer carols. at can't be
done!" Half life's botheration
is because you and I are stin
aborigines-these new-fanEied
wheels. wires, levers, bewiider
US. >Far-lookers yesterday. We
are not even vet able to evolve
eyes for reading and have -
wear lenses. VI ~. ~.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

Broadway actress who has been mar.
ried three times says she 10 going to be
deliberate this time. Probably she IL look.
ing for q safe and sane fourth.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

Sacramento man has won long distance
whiskers championship with q beard nine
teen feet long, Another boost for that
wonderful California climate.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
WHO'S YOURS! "
My heroine
is May McGirk,
A cigar clerk.
She doesn't make
Her husband work.

The politest man In the world was dis.
covered at Sing Sing the other day. After
they placed him In the electric chair he
asked the Warden IL he couldn't get up
and give his seat to q lady.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21
rNDEED IT DOES.
THANK you.

i "synthetlc leather and rubber are made
from yeast. eiycerine. tar and water'--
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

PArRIoTIC girls are knitting
wrist warmers and ear muffs
for second A. EFF. We ought
to send Pershing over there
again to consolidate million tour
lists aud get some discipline into
mob Of 7palatial refugees. N5.- !.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21


to-day gged by he Fath o Man Crh
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

plTTSBURGH dukes are tap
ping Monte Carlo. Passaic
school teachers are sliding down
Alps with one eye on guidebook
and other eye on guide.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

THIS second A. e. r. is going
= TO run up huge peace debts.
LOOKS like we have TO issue cron
OF Sixth Liberty Bonds to bring
those tourists back In time TO
enjoy our next amendment.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

WE'RE also running low on
w tourists. So many domestic
brands of certified immigrants
have left for wheel-chair tour. of
Europe that America Is steam
ing along on half-census.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

THEY'RE running around loose
getting defeated by walters,
hotel bills and shopkeepers.
Even Austria and Turkey are
siammins 'em for picnic indem-
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

VERSAILLES, Hague, Genoa;
Paris. and London were five
great bazaars for diplomatic live
stock. All nations showed their
prize winners there. 49,.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

IT S. has run out Of diplomats
We since we exported so many
fancy ambassadors to Europe.
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

IF YOU see red auctioneer flag
hanging in window OF Mineola
nonle that means papa is In
europe. IL you see, man with
service star In his lapel, that
mea ns his wife is over there. over
The Washington times., 1922-06-21

,oST battalion of six hun.
-, dred shock tourists 10 sur.
rounded in Germany and win
have TO surrender unless u. 8.
treasury engraves them some
ammunitions. tE -, Sf"