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The Washington times., 1922-12-19

Boast-I had eight dates last
week.
Toast-Masculine or dromedary
Woo Doc.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

;-sAliens and liquor flowing here
from Cuba. to quote a headline.
Why not smuggle one inside the
ether and halve the risk?
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

.iA
liking George is reported to
have not fewer than 400 suits Of
elothes.-The news from London.
Another Illusion vanishes. Be.
ause OF ''the rigid economies"
which the royal household was
said to be practicing, we had pic.
tured George Rex scanning the
rApers for ads. OF suits with two
pair of pants, mo charge for
alterations"
The case of the Near East
proves anew an old truth. Name
ly. that If you fuss with a Greece
spot it is liable to spread.
Phil-Hamm's got his chance
su Broadway at last.
while has?,
:Phil-Yes. He's to play Santa
Claus in a department store
n. Y. Sun.
Mrs.-.Do you think the Amer
tcan women are slaves to fashion?
Mr.--Oh, no. should say that
Neir husbands were.-New York
aun.
bird in the hand is worth two
in the bush,''
lis a saying old and true.
But "A gift in the mail beats two
in the store"
Is Just as true. though new.
Eight-year-old Frances has been
taught by her parents the art OF
keeping a secret and 1t irritates
her to be suspected Of telling any
thing she is asked not to tell. The
ether day she was visiting Aunt
Grace, who also had a young
lady visitor. Aunt Grace had
warned Frances not to tell the
6onversation. 30 she. began to talk
q things which were secrets when
the visitor looked at France and
said:
Little pitchers sometimes have
big ears, my dear"
Frances looked back at her.
.ycs," she agreed 'lucidly. "but
that doesn't hurt II they don't
have any spouts."-Indialnapolis
News.
Docs your wife know how to
Keep housef"
You bet! She prevented mo
rom mortsaging ours TO buy an
automobile. Boston Transcript.
.-"Are you competent to be q mo.
tton-picture press agentf" asked
the eminent producer.
--''I think So" said the confident
young man. "when put down
3 numeral ana start to stringing
Nphers after It i don't know
vhen to stop"
You are Just the man to put
the cost mark on our films. Name
tour salary."-Birmingham Age
Herald.
-
How are the mosquitoes out
yuur way?">
I'VE haven't any," replied Far.
Mr. Corntossei. 80 many sum-
mer boArders have been expert.
mentin' with bootleg products that
the skeeters would rather starve
than come near EN-" y
Brother First--Did your house
Ssrty giri wear your pin?
Brother Second--No. but she
ave several Of the boys the grip
Banter
.Attorncy--And where did you
s~e ';in' milking the COW?
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

A young fellow just starting TO
work in a ladies' shoe department
approached a foreigner and asked
4,er what she wished. She said;
"A pair of leggings." and, not
knowing what size to show her.
he called the head shoe salesman.
How do you tell the size of leg
gings?" The head salesman
thinking of the children's legginss'
Of course. replied: Ask the age.
The young fellow did as he was
told and then called back to the
head salesman: "Forty-seven years
old" The woman then thought
that they were ridiculing her and
a near riot almost took place
Dry Goods Economist.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19
Silence Is Golden.

- Girls do not like to be reminded
of some things.
prominent suffragette from
\ " York was trying to interest
the two upper classes of a we'll
known boarding school in things
political.
You young women" she ex-
horted. should bear in mind that
your votes are needed at the
polls, that your influence and
leadership are invaluable"
: Really, girls" she continued.
with each one of you more often
than you realize there rests a
chance OF very good party"
She was not invited to stay for
Atnner.-Tiger
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

Attorncy--And where did you
s+e ':in, milking the COW?
with. ss--A lttIe past the cen.
Ter. SIR Gargoyle.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

Brother F'irst--Did your house
Ssrty girl wear your pin7
Brother Second--No. but she
ave several Of the boys the grip
Banter
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

He-"Oh, well, here's another
then. We won't bother hunting
for it."--Banter.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

she--"Do you think girls should
wear skirts any longer?"
He--"why-er-what would they
wear In place of them2"--Juggier'
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

She-"Oh Jack. ! drove my
bar clear out Of sight"
He-"pid it go into the woods
Honey7"
Shs--"No. it's somewherss on
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

F1ush--How did you get thai
cut on the headf
Lush--Hic-musta-hic-bit myself.
F1ush--Gwan. how could you
bite yourself up there?
Lush-Musta stood on a chair
---Phoeniy.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

sare-"women are not wha,
hey used 20 be-.
sap--"weil, ,nf They used TO
be girls. ls.''--Juggler
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

The case of the Near East
proves anew an old truth. Name
ly, that II you fuss with a Greece
spot it is liable to spread.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

Phil-Hamm's got his chance
IN Broadway at last.
WHILE has?,
:Phil-Yes. He's to play Santa
Claus in q department store
n. Y. Sun.
The Washington times., 1922-12-19

= Mrs..Do you think the Amer
ican women are slaves to fashion?
= Mr.--Oh, no. I should say that
Meir husbands were.-New York
oun.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
9= NEWS OF THE DAY IN =$ THE WORLD
Purdue and ULini
Meet Gt Urb0T,G in
Big Ten Contest

URBANA, ILL.,, Feb. THE indicated
Purdue quintette, undisputed leaders in
the Big Ten race, will invade Urbana
tonight for a game with Coach Winters
fourth place IlIini tossers. Although Ii
,linois is in fourth place in the Conference
race the Suckers have lost only one
game, and as all ITini- Purdue net games
in the past have been read scraps to-
nights battle promises to be no excep-
ton.
Both teams have suffered as a result of
the disqualification of athletes on
charges of professionalism and a differ
ent combination from the ones that have
represented the two schools the early
part of the season will take the floor to-
night.
Captain Carney and Tabor will play
the forward positions for Illinois, Vogel
will jump center instead Of Stillwen and
Collins and Sabo will be stationed at
the guard Jobs.
The game tonight will mark the first
for Purdue in three years without the
services Of Don White, star floor guard
of the BOilerm9kers. In addition to be
ing an all Conference selection White led
the Big Ten players in scoring last year
and at the time of his disqualification
was setting the pace this year. Who
Coach Lambert Will use in his place has
not been announced. but Holwerda seems
to be the most logical choice.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
RING GOSSIP
HEZE
CLARK
BUTLER TAKES
ON WABASHERS
Pagemen Invade CrawfOros-
Vile for Scrap. With
Scarlet Rivals.

CHARLOTTESVILLE. Ind, Eel. L.
Pete vaughan's Little Giants are all
set for the Butler invasion tonight and
the stage is arranged for one Of the
fastest net games Of the Indiana col
lege basket season.
Despite their defeat at the hands OF
De Psuw, Pages scrapptng players Will
line up against the Scarlet tonight con
fjent of victory and determined to get
back into the running for the State title.
Both teams have lost two games In the
title race and the result of the contest
this evening practically means the elm
inatiOn of the defeated team as con-
tender.
Vaughan sent his men through their
final work out yesterday and everything
was carefully reheArsed that will help
toward getting the Charlottesville toss
ers out of the slump that has followed
them in recent gaines. Crane and Adam
are almost certain TO start at the for
ward positions and Goldsberry and era
choice Is more or less uncertain. Either
Thorn or Peare viii be available for duty
at this position. with the probability
that Thorn viii get the call. Leslie and
Hooker, forwards; Griggs, center, and
Middlesworth and COlway or Jones,
guards, will likely start the game for
Butter.
Interest In the game is running as
high as any nattle played in Crawfords-
vile this year and arrangements have
been made 10 handle a monster crowd
A large delegation Of rooters will follow
the Butler team.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
Fish and Game Boosters
Meet and Name Officers

The Marion County Fish and Game
Protective Association met at the Den
ison Hotel, Monday night in its annual
session. Byron A. Sunderland was elected
president; Charles T. Lewis, vice presi-
dent; Walter Roeder, secretary and K.
B. futile, treasurer.
The following men were elected to the
board of directors: Fred 7. Johnson, L.
J. Hurst, George n Manifold, Gustav j.
7. Meyer and Edward Phipps.
State Senator J. Fred Masters ad-
dressed the association and expressed his
appreciation Of the work which it is do
ing.
County Recorder John Caster was one
Of the speakers, advocating clean sports
manship among the fishermen and
hunters. New members were Installed as
follows: Jacob Petty. l.. =. Loucks Ben
C. Stevenson, Albert II. Unversaw. Gus
Meyer, Harry Kramer, Frank B. Haun-
owsky, Earl Gitzwiller, Jr., J. II Ed
wards, T. L. Steinmetz and c. F. Book
sthaler.
R. b. futile. treasurer, reported the
finances Of the association to be IN a
good condition and the membership to
show a substantial increase.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
BASEBALL
MUCH INTEREST
IN FORT SHOW

The boxing show to be held at TT.
Harrison Thursday night is arousing the
keen interest of many admirers of the
participants. In the main event of the
evening, Young Joe Rivers, the FIT. Har-
rison welterweight, will meet Joe Walters
of Columbus, Ind, in eight rounds at
155 pounds. Rivers has been fighting at
Fit. Harrison and elsewhere in this sec
ton for sometime and has not lost
bout. 1t will be remembered that Rivers
met and defeated Chuck Turner, a local
boy, in less than four rounds.
Terry Dixon Of MorristOwn was
scheduled to meet Buck Masters, a local
boy, in the semi wind-up, but on ac
count of the fact that Masters has been
taken sick he will not be able to fight
Thursday and Battling MOrrelas, the
FIT Harrison boxer, will meet Dixon
Morrelas has made many appearances in
the local squared circle and his per
is boxer VINO knows the art Of usisg
real science. Dixon has been a winner
in several shows at FIT. Harrison and
has not yet been defeated in the Fort
arena. This bout will be six rounds at
40 pounds
Kid Broad and Arthur Duffy, both To-
cal boys, will meet in the second pre-
limlnary of the evening of four rounds at
$50 pounds. These boys are both real
mixers. This is Broad's first appearance
in the Fit Harrison squared circle.
Billy Higgins and Shifty Lewis, both
local bantamweights, will meet in the
first preliminary Of the evening of four
rounds at lis pounds.
one of the main features Of the show
will be the colored battle royal, which
will be the opener of the evening. Seven
Shines" will go into the ring and fight
until all but one Is eliminated This act
is being staged at the request of many
fans of the city who have been asking
for a show of this kind.
Tickets are on sale at the C1aypool
Drug Store, Solly Epsteins place A
South Illinois, 13S North Illinois, OHair
Drug Store on Massachusetts avenue,
smith HasslerSmrm Sporting Goods
Store and Spalding Sporting Goods
Store. For reservations phone FIT Har-
rison 81 The nth Infantry band will
furnish entertainment during the eve
ming The club wishes to extend a spe-
cial invitation to the women of the city
to attend these bouts. In view Of the
ever increasing crowds that attend these
shows and the limited seating capacity
of the club fans are advised to purchase
tickets or make reservations early.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
Amateur Athletics
Not to Be Included
in City Ordinance
Measure Would Control BOx-
ing and Wrestling - Has
Legion Charity Clause.

Distinct provision that amateur events
staged with the sanction of the Amateur
Athletic Union of the United States shall
not be affected by the measure is in
Guided in a new athletic commission or
dinance which City Councilman Lloyd D.
Claycombe has prepared. It is under
stood that the bill will be offered as
substitute for the sweeping ordinance in
tT0duced three weeks ago.
The original measure, now pending in
committee, gave an athletic commission
Of five members absolute control over
every athletic event to which admission
is charged or gained through mem bership
in an organization. The substitute ordi-
nance provides for control only Of boxing
and wrestling and would create o com
mission Of three members, one to be ap-
pointed by the mayor, one by the council
and the third by the other two members,
except in case Of disagreement when the
mayor would name the third man.
Another new feature of the proposed
substitute is that proceeds Of the $40 IL
cense fee and per cent athletic com
mission tax upon gate receipts of boxing
and wrestling exhibitions shall twice
each month be paid by the city controller
to the treasurer of the Marion County
Council Of the American Legion for the
benefit Of the needy.
Members Of the commission shall serve
without pay under the proposed ordt
nance. Any member may be removed by
the mayor with consent Of the council.
Regular meetings Of he commission are
fixed at the city hall on the first and
third Monday evenings Of each month at
Z 80 O'Clock The commission would be
given power TO grant or refuse permits
and fix such rules and regulations as
are deemed necessary and do not con-
flict with the ordinance
A boxing contest is defined as an ex-
hibitiou of skill between two contestants
Of approximately equal weight, who do
not engage in such contest for a prize or
portion Of the receipts, but whose only
pay consists Of fat sum to cover time,
labor and expenses. Bouts are limited
to not more than ten rounds Of three
minutes each. governed $50 far as prac-
ticable" by the rules Of the Army and
Navy.
As in the original oEinance it is pro-
vided that not more tha~ two boxing per
mit5 shall be issued per month and no
two in any week. unless by special con
sent Of the commission and mayor The
mayor is given power to revoke permits
FOR cause. Police supervision Is re-
quired and fine Of not more 5000 pro-
yided for violations.
The Rev. g. H. Winders, executive, sec
rotary Of the indianapolis Church Fed
Grafton, attended the meating Of the
council last evening and read the rough
draft Of the substitute athletic commits
sion bill. He declined to express his
sentiments upon the matter, asserting
that the Church Federation has taken no
official action.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
TOWN-AND-TOWN
RIYALRY CANES

GAS CITY. Ind. Feb. marion and
Gas City Independent teams met twice
in football during the 1921 season. One
game, played in rain and mud at Ma
rion. resulted in a to victory for Gas
City. This game was played about mid
season. The rivalry between the two
cities, which are six miles apart. was
strong and another game was scheduled.
Different officials were employed, but the
game was played on the same field at
Marion This game resulted in tie
score.
1t was stated by persons close to the
management of the Gas City football
team that no men who were attending
college were in the Gas City lineup In
either Of the games with Marion. 1t
was stated that most Of the Gas City
players lived in Gas City or Muncie, or
near to Gas City, with the exception OF
stump" Helvle, an Indianapolis athlete,
who has long been known as profess
sional football player
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
Amateur Basket-ba

In a slow game Monday night the
Riverside Triangles defeated the Hen
ringer five, % to 8, on the Riverside floor
The Triangles were at no time in danger
and led at the half 30 to O. The stone
wall defense Of Cooke kept the Hen
ringer combination shooting long ones
which were very seldom made, Johnson
was high point getter Of the Triangles,
getting 10 field goals and Kempler
second with y. The Triangles are book
ing games with the fastest combination
Of the city and State. For further in
formation address II. Anderson, % South
Meridian.
The Edgewood Independents defeated
the Christamore Triangles in fast game
IT to s. The Triangles gained all their
points on free throws. The Independ-
ents led at the half time, 6 to 2.
The managers Of the Meteors and the
Heath Memorials are requested to call
Hubert at Randolph 5404.
The MapletOn No Punks are again hav-
ing trouble booking local competition In
the 17-1S-year- old class and now will
schedule games with 140-150- pound State
teams. Address Kenneth Smith, 1912
KenwOod avenue
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
HUsKER STARS PLAYED.

LINCOLN. Neb., Feb. Capt. Clar-
ence Swanson and John l.. Pucelik, end
and guard Of the 1921 Cornhusker football
team, are condemned for their action
in the findings Of the University Of Ne
braska eligibility committees investiga-
tion OF charges that they participated In
professional game Of football at Sioux
City, Ia. Pucelk, who graduates this
spring Is declared ineligible to partici-
pate in future intercollegiate activities.
Swanson was graduated at midyear and
was not present ar Mondays hearing.
The committee also announced It was
inyesti eating reports that A. f. Worke,
another member Of the Cornhusker team,
participated in an American Legion game
after the season closed
Pucelik told the committee that he did
not receive any remuneration for he
Sioux City game other than his trans
portation expense, but the committee held
that II nevertheless was an action to
he condemned" Pucenk was chosen an
aIl-American guard and Swanson picked
by a number Of writer's as an all-Ameri-
can end.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
POCKET SILLIARD TOURNEY.

CLENELANDI Feb. u. Howard
Shoemaker Of New York. the titleholder !;
William H. Leu Of Rockford, ILL.,, and
Carl A. Vaughn Of Chicago were the Win
ners Monday in the opening games Of the
national amateur pocket billiard tourna-
Shoemaker defeated Gus Gardner of
New York, 125 to 80, in eleven innings.
The champion had two ABS, the high
runs Of todays play, and also had the
best average with II All,
Leu defea ted William J. Harworth Of
Cleveland, 10 to 81, In twenty three in
nings. He had a high run OF 81 and an
average of 1873.
1t required sixty innings to decide
the game between Vaughn and c. Ea~l
Patterson of Chicago, which went to the
former by a score Of 125 to 1913. Patter-
sons high run was 81 and Vaughan's II,
while the formers average was a 161
against 3-81 for Vaughn
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
OTHER MONDAY ROUTs.

AT MEMPHIS-Blll Tate knocked out
Battling Owens IN the second round
AT BALTIMORE-Fay Keiser knocked
out Tim Kelly in the nth.
AT PHILADELPHIA Joe TiphtS
knocked out Ned Fitzgerald in the third ;
Terry McHugh won from Al Zelmer in
eight rounds
AT MILWAUKEE, Dennis beat
Otto Wallace in ten rounds
AT TOLEDO-Dan Bowsher knocked
out Ben Henry in the third.
AT NEW BEDFORD-Billy Hague
stopped Johnny Grande in the ninth.
AT BOSTON-Biny Carney beat Burt
Schneider IN eight rounds.
AT NEW YORK-Moe Herscovitch
knocked out Jimmy Kelly In the nrst
round.
AT DFTROIT-Pat Welsh won from
Pat Bishop In ten rounds
AT PEORIA-Stanley Everett beat
Frankie SchmalZer In ten rounds.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
GOSSIPERS GET
MORE ATHLETES
UNDER SHADOW
Birk, Macklin, Meeker, Car
men, Williams and Weber
of Purdue Involved.
MARION-GAS CITY, CAUSE

MARION, Ind, Feb. six Purdue
football men today faced charges of
professionalism. 1t is rumored that they
played with the Marion Independent
team against Gas City Lass Thanksgiving
day. An article said to have been pub
lished in the Gas City Journal Is the
cause Of the charges against the attn
letes being given pull licity, according to
gossip here.
The Purdue players alleged to be
tainted" with professionalism are Mack
lin. Meeker, Birk, Carmen, Williams and
Weber.
Gas City, five miles from here, had de-
feated Marion in their first game Oct. 80,
score to 0. Marion wanted revenge and
the game was staged Thanksgiving day.
Since hen word has been whispered that
the six Purdue men took part with
Marion
Promoters Of the two teams are silent.
They will admit nothing beyond the fact
that players were imported"
Nelson Kellogg, athletic director at
Purdue, is expected to make an tnyestiga-
ton.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
WANTS TO MEET KILBANE.

PARIS, Feb. TT am going to fght
Johnny Kilbane next for the worlds
featherweight title. and am willing to
box in America, London, here, or any
where" said Eugene Criqui, new French
festherweight champion of Europe, to-
day.
"Ledoux avoided me long time. l
hope the American champion won't stall
me Off, but agree to match up right
away"
Criqui said he felt no bad effects Of
his fight except bruised left jaw, where
Ledoux tapped his old wound. The en-
tire left side Of Criqui's jaw Is made OF
silver, platinum and paraffln, for, In
the early part Of the world war a shell
splinter smashed the bone and blood
poisoning developed. but French army
surgeons performed a wonderful opera
ton, restoring normal appearance and
substituting metal for bone.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
WRESTLING
/ TINGLING
VI w5th the PUGS
LIVE GOSSIP
OF THE RING
ZBYSZKO BEATS
EARL CADDOCK

NEW YORK, Feb. 7.-Stanislaus
Zbyszko still reigns as wrestling king to-
day following his defeat of Earl Caddock
in two out of three falls last night at
Madison Square Garden. About 10000
spectators viewed the match, the first
championship event to be held under the
new State rules which permit flying
falls"
Zbyszko won the first, rolling fall. in
twenty five minutes. Caddock took the
second with a chancery and bar hold In
Gliding fall also of the rolling variety,
went to the champion in nineteen minutes
and thirty seconds.
The rolling falls, recently Endorsed, by
the New York State athletic commission,
apparently did not meet with the APP
prevail of the spectators. who engaged IN
a fifteen minute demonstration against IT,
Zbyszko weighed 223 pounds, and Cad
dock 100
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
Hard Games Face Dents
as They Resume Action

After a ten-day lay-off in which the
athletes were busy with mid-term ex.
aminations, the Indiana Dental College
basketball squad will start practice
again tonight. The Dentals have couple
Of hard games on their schedule this
week. On Friday the Tooth Pullers meet
st. Viators College, at Kankakee, ILL.,, aId
on Friday the Dentals will play st. JO-
Coach HeZe Clark's Dentals defeated
st. Joseph two weeks ago in a game
played at Indianapolis. The Dental
coach, however, is worried over the ST.
Niator game, as that team Is one of the
best in the Little Nineteen Conference of
Il.inois. The st. Viator floor is the full
90 oy so in size and the Dentals are
somewhat out OF training following the
long layoR because Of mid-term exam
nations.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-02-07
Franklin Set for Em-Roes

FRANKLIN, Ind, Feb. Coach VIII
Nelp has ben sending his fighting Frank
lin College basketball team through
practices this week that have been per-
meated with hard work in preparation
for the tilt with the fast EN- Roes' ag-
gregation here tonight. The Franklin
tossers are in fair shape for the fray.
The game will be played In the new high
school gym.
The Franklin mentor viii start Records
and Richeson at forwards, Frlddle at
center and Stroll and Captain Pike at
the guard positions.