The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1922-09-28

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to go.
Babe Ruth has swell job. All he
does when he wants to go fishing is
cuss an umpire.
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These are also the days when the
new teacher sizes up the parents via
the children.
A woman issas old as she looks--a
man is never too old to quit looking.
The list Of Emmett young folks
who are attending college or who are
teaching looks almost like roll call.
We have seen a few of the new
long skirts in Emmett, and really we
can't say that we like 'em.
Were it not for the radicals and the
pullbacks we would have no middle
ground. We then would either go to
smash or die Of dry rot.
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On the way to the upper country
traveller asked a farmer of foreign
birth which Of two roads was the
better. He said: Both ISIS the same
far, but one is the most hill up"
An Emmett man came to this Of
flee to buy old newspapers to put UNI
der a carpet. On being offered bum
die of comic supplements he refused
them, saying that his wife was in
clined to be hysterical, and he was
afraid the funny papers" would
tickle her feet.
Little Mary was attending her firsG
class in domestic science and was
asked to tell briefly the surest way
to keep milk from souring. And
Mary, being an exceedingly practical
child, gave this recipe: leave it in
The cow"
An old friend of ours, a German
by preference and because he cannot
help it, and his wife did not get
along. One day at the close of
violent argument his wife
remarked, II wish / vas in heavenp
HUH" commented Heinrich, 81 wish
vas in beer garden" "There you
yo,D exploded his frau, always wish
ng yourself in the best place"
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A man wanted by the police was
in six different posi-
ions. The pictures were circulated
Imong the police of other cities. The
hief of a small town wrote head
quarters, saying: 81 duly received
he pictures of the six miscreants
whose capture is desired. have ar
ested five Of them. The sixth is
Inder observation and will be ar
ested soon.'
On a summer evening, after show
r, you wonder where all the bugs
ONE from and where they have all
cen keeping themselves before the
hover. So it is when the schools
tart. The school children swarm out
n the streets and you wonder where
hey all come from and where in the
'orld all of them kept themselves
uring the summer months.
The Methodist conference had just
djourned and one of the brethren
as feeling very much disappointed
YER his appointment. A kind heart
brother, wishing to comfort him,
i'd friendly arm about his should
IS and said: snow, my dear broth
:, cheer up! You must look for the
and of the Lord in your appoint
ent." 81 do" mourned the disap-
ointed brother, 81 do But every
me look for the hand of the Lord
see the paw of the presiding elder"
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,ssible. The cold sweat trickles
,wn our spine when we read the
,per after the edition is printed and
nd that some linotype slugs have
,tten mixed in the makeup. Other
litors undoubtedly have the same
ouble, as witness this card Of thanks
ipped from an exchange: 1--WE take
is means of extending our thanks =
all those who were so kind during ~
e sickness and death of our loved =,
e. We especially thank the givers ~
the beautiful flowers, / sulkey hay ..
Ike, l log chain, grindstone and 9,
her articles too numerous to men a,
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