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pretty well off-much better of thar
we realize. And really. you know, 1,
Is the easiest thing in the world to
ind all kinds Of proof Of the working
OF Divine Providence in our American
history. BY rights a public and pri.
vate Thanksgiving on a commensurate
scale should be the nationwide fea-
ture Of Thanksgiving day.
But, II the truth must be told. most
Of US are looking forward to our
Thanksgiving dinner as the main fea-
ture OF our Thanksgiving day-think-
Ing Of the good things we'll have, II
We have the price; wondering where 1t
will come from. II we haven't.
Yes; Thanksgiving Day-Some
Eats comes pretty near being the slo-
gan OF our great American home and
Family festival. So now for the
eats:
Would I could say with Charles
Lamb-when he wrote his ode to goose
berry pie-"Full Of my theme, O
Muse!" Still, the debating societies
continue to thunder over the question.
us anticipation superior to realiza.
tion" So maybe l am better off as
/ am. Certainly 1t would be a terrify-
ing task to write this right after an
old-fashioned Thanksgiving dinner
Black coffee, tobacco and peace is what
man wants then.
Turkey and cranberry sauce. that's
the main thing. Really, you know, the
rest is just fixin's. Natures pretty
good old dame after all. What IL she
had given us turkey and had forgotten
all about the cranberries? Why, the
two dre just made to go together-sort
OF eastronOmic affinities. One shud-
ders at the thought of egg without salt.
goose without apple sauce, duck with.
out currant jelly. But turkey with
out cranberry sauce on THANKSGIVING
Is unthinkable.
The man who deliberately and with
malice aforethOught eats turkey before
day should be put In jail |
until after Thanksgiving day, or put
through psychopathic third degree.
He's sticking out his tongue and max
ng faces mt old Mother Nature DID
1ou ever get so thirsty that every sep
arate atom In you was shriekfng like
, toothache for water? No? Well.
hats the way to find out how cold
'pring water tastes. Did you ever
'hOOt all day on q duck marsh when
he spray froze on the paddle and
'ush-pOle7 No? Well, that's the way
o find out what a blazing fireplace
eels like. That's Natures way,
Why. a man ought to approach that
acred Thanksgiving dinner only after
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| publication like that OF the knights OF
old. He ought to 60 to 1t hungry. He
ought to 60 to that turkey fairly trem
bling with the anticipation of nearly
year Of abstinence. You know that
l know 1t. Everybody knows 1t. Alas
that this Twentieth. century civiliza.
tfon Of ours with it's manifold food
vagaries Is no longer sane, safe and
sober!
And someone with really devilish in
genuity should think up punishment
to f1t the crime for the housewife who
blocks the way to the turkey with ape
Tiers and cocktails and soups and
oysters and such like. Me, / want to
sit hungry and plumb empty and watch
the carving OF the turkey and tremble
with expectation and water at the
mouth. want my first mouthful of
my Thanksgiving dinner to be turkey
and cranberry sauce-turkey and cram
berry sauce, and nothing else.
OF course l expect to fuss around
later with stuffing and mashed pota-
toes and gravy and maybe candied
sweet potatoes and maybe even
creamed onions. And doubtless I'll
find time for more than one long swig
Of sweet cider. But turkeys my meat
Thanksgiving day. The rest is Just
fxin's, as aforesaid.
Salad? Well, 1t all depends upon
the man-and how many times his
plate has gone up to the carver-and
what's coming. And IL there's pump
kin pie and Herkimer county cheese
comfng-as there should be- know
one man who Is not interested In the
salad or in anything but that pie and
that cheese. The festive board may
groan with good things, and keep on
groaning for all he cares
And while we are sitting around
after. at peace with all the world and
the inhabitants thereof, let's pause to
give kindly thought and grateful to
Lo, the poor Indian. For 1t was he
who introduced the wild turkey to the |
Pilgrim Fathers. And II was he who |
discovered to him the pumpkin pie.
The Indian Of eastern America may
nave been poor, ignorant savage, ac-
'ording to some standards, but he had
rood taste In eats. And he was no
DOL as an agriculturist. He plant.
ID his corn in rows. And up the
'ornstalkS climbed the bean vines. And
'etween the rows grew the pumpkin.
hadfng the ground and keeping down
he weeds. Hominy. corn pone, corn
neal mush, stewed pumpkin. succo-
ash. maple sugar. cranberries, nut
utter-why. somebody ought to set
p monument to those noble red men
longside Plymouth Rock.
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have been seen at once. Invariably
they are all connected In a geometric
ngure, the suns seemingly being bound
together with circles and arcs of
light. Often. when only one appears,
1t is mistaken for the real sun, and ma.
tives rejoice at the early end of the
long winter night, only to be disap-
pointed as the image disappears. The
explanation OF the phenomenon IL
given by physicists as refraction and
reflection Of light from the real sun
below the horizon on the mists In the
upper atmosphere.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
Employers Association Holds Meeting

Employers Association Holds Meeting.
Houston. Tex.-Closer cooperation
between printers. publishers. and allied
crafts was the keynote of the meeting
Of the Employing Printers association
held at the Park Place Country Club
Friday. Fred E. Campbell. manager
Of the Southwestern Paper Co. OF
Houston. was elected president OF the
association. T. J. Baker was chosen
as secretary. and Joe Hudson was ap-
pointed chairman OF the arrangements
committee.
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spade, called slane, the sods being
cut up and removed to dry land. A
few days later, when the sods have
become little less soggy. they are
spread carefully all over the ground
and left to dry. The next step Is to
pile the turf into a skillfully-made
heap. which allows the wind to pass
between the different pieces. Usually
1t Is two or three months before the
peats are ready for use as fuel. Peat
is used in Ireland to such an extent
that few people In the country districts
ever burn coal.
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VALUE OF SILAGE TO
FATTEN BEEF CATTLE
Iwo-Year-OId Steers Prove to
Be Most Satisfactory.
rssoino lireeed Meal and Glover or
ARaHa In Addition 10 Recon-.
msnded-FuiI Feeding Of Corn
10 Not Favored.

experimental work by the Univer-
sity OF Missouri College Of Agrlcn,-
ture has shown
That highly satisfactory beef can
'e produced from two-year-Old steers
Wy ieeoihs the corn as sIlage. together
Win hnseed meal and clover or al
falfa hay. instead of full feeding on
shelled or ear corn.
That the price of feed and the pre-
MUM on heavily fat cattIe during the
past five years has not warranted full
ieedihR over long periods when cattle
winch are TWO years or more OF age
are used.
lhat one acre. yielding 10 bushels
or corn. or eight tons Of Siiage. IL fed
as sllage, together with .133 pounds
or linseed oil meal and 1910 pounds
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Record In Railroad Traffic.

Neutrality-suspicious. of traffic on
the country's railroads again assumed
record-breaking proportions with the
end Of October, the American Railway
Association. through its car service
division. reporting this week that the
total number OF cars loaded with reve.
nue. freight BY American roads in the
week ending Oct. % was l.014,0OO cars.
Only one other week in railroad his.
tory, during October. in 1920. has more
freight been carried. and the loadings
this year resulted after several sue.
cessive weeks OF heavy freight bust.
ness.
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Baby Relieved
fCoL While
Mother Sleeps

when my babies have a cold !
=, ,,ve them Teethina at bed time
= ,bsr are bright and playful next
..,I.s Teethina relieves their cold
An We all Sleep declares Mrs. Ira
psdfearn, of Mt. Pleasant. Texas.
nhs,' colds are generally easily
I'm 10 II Teethlna Is given at the
= DIN Of trouble. Let the cold
= % and you are apt to have Il
ttu dck baby.
lxthIna Is perfectly harmless. It
In prescription Of an able physi-
n nd has been universally used
tHy years. Teethina is for ba-
~ little children to clean out
| aswels and make them well and
! II L contains no narcotics what
tpcd druggists keep 1t, or send
|ntDr Moffett Laboratories, Co.
- Co., and get a package Of
~ and the valuable Baby book
Advertisement.
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Head OF Purebred Hereford Heifer.
OF alfalfa hay, would prepare for mar
ket 2.S steers. or would produce under
the foregoing circumstances 1858
pounds Of beef and 11.3 pounds of
pork, as compared with O87 steers
prepared for market by an acre Of
corn. fed as shelled corn (full feed)
and silage, together with 3O82 pounds
Of linseed meal and 1852 pounds Of
alfalfa hay, or which produced 291.6
pounds Of beef and 6S.5 pounds of
FORK.
That the pork produced behind cat
tie eating ration Of corn silage, lin
seed meal and hay Is a negligible
quantity.
That II is possible to change catte
from corn silage to dry feed, but thu.
the increased cost Of grains frequently
makes 1t inadvisable.
That ration Of corn silage, and al
falfa hay, produced a gain Of 2A
pounds per day for the first 60 days
Of a feeding period. on twoyear-old
cattle.
That a ration Of corn silage, al
falfa hay and linseed meal with the
past five years prices. produced gains
1t about two-thirds to three f0urths
Of the cost per pound as the cost
when full fed on shelled or ear corn.
That the extensive use of silage
without shelled or ear corn involves
the Investment Of less capital In feed.
decreases the cost Of gains and the
necessary margin, reduced the haz-
ard Of cattle feeding, permits Of a
arger volume Of business and enables
The average farmer to participate in
The enterprise. 1t does not produce
such high finish nor such large
PAINS.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
German Cabinet Resigns.

Berlin-The cabinet of Chancellor
Wirth resigned Wednesday after the
united socialists had voted mot" to
participate In q coalition ministry
which included members Of the Ger.
man peoples party. DR.. Joseph Wirth
has been chancellor of Germany since
May 10. 1921, when he took the head
OF the government on the resignation
OF Konstantin Fehrenbach. The Wirth
cabinet rendered its resignation on
Oct. %, 1921. but was reformed with
a new personnel, headed by Wirth. two
days later.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
MALE BIRDS INCREASE EGGS
Selection Of cockerels to Be Used In
Breeding Pens Is Of Great
est Importance.

The use Of males from heavy laying
lines upon good strong hens that are
fair layers will increase productivity
In a flock In Il comparatively short
time. Heavy laying is an inherited
characteristic. but 1t is inherited from
the male line rather than from the
female line according to high author.
ity. The selection Of the males to be
used In the breeding pens Is. therefore,
Of the greatest importance IL the re-
suits are to be obtained,
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
ovERrHREw DIRECTORY

The Five Kings Of France" was Q
term applied to the body Of FIVE men
constituting the French directory. To
them was entrusted the executive gov.
ernment Of France from October q,
1895. to November Q. 1899. They were
frequently styled Their Five Males
ties Of the Luxembourg" The direc-
tory was overthrow by Napoleon
Bonaparte on the Is Brumaire
(Nov. 8. 1880, and the consulate e.
sablished In its stead
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
Wireless Fence

On opposite corners In q little town
live two men. Each has a lawn,
which. since spring. has been used as
highway and thoroughfare by all
who wanted to save i've feet ia round
Ing those corners. One mans sign
read: Keep off," and was REINFORCED
by a wire fence. The others was
longer and read: "SuggestiOn--if you
don't walk across here. 1t may be
lawn some day" This one had NO
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EXPLANATION of Mock Suns

Mock suns are similar In point Of
origin to the mirage Of the desert.
only they occur in the arctic circle.
As the long winter night of the polar
region wanes. once every "a hours
light glow Is seen at some point on
the horizon. Often accompanying this
glow Is seen the phenomenon of the
mock suns. Up In the heavens as
many a. i've Of these spectral orbs
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because Of its newness as a day Of ma
tional observance. But Thanksgiving
Is real Old-fashiOned. So we know al
about the proper celebration Of this ole
American holiday.
Popular opinion insists upon fixing
the first Thanksgiving day in 1921
when the Pilgrims celebrated the gath.
ering OF their first harvest. They GER
tainly had a large feast It lasted five
days, and they and their Indian guests
ate at least five deer. The first Thanks.
giving day observed In all the states
was on December 49, 1777; It was rec
commended by proclamation Of the Con-
tinental congress after the surrender
Of BurgOyne. For IL years there
after congress recommended day Of
thanksgiving. and the several states
made appointment in accordance. Then
there was an interval in which the Ak
ing Of the date was left wholly to the
states. The first congress under the
federal Constitution adopted reso-
luton asking President Washington to
recommend day for national thanks
giving and prayer, and the Presidents
proclamation named Thursday. Novem-
Der 20. Of that year. The anti-Fed-
eralists made such rumpus over 1t
that 1t was not repeated until 1895,
when President Washington, without
recommendation by congress, set Feb
ruary 10 as day Of thanksgiving.
Then Thanksgiving day apparently
went into the discard as a national
holiday. Anyway, until 1915 there
was no other national appointment.
In that year. by resolution Of con-
gress and proclamation of the Presi-
dent, April IA was set apart as a day
Of national thanksgiving for the res
Of peace.
That was the end Of an official
national Thanksgiving day for nearly
half century. 1t was revived by
President Lincoln when he appointed a
special day Of thanksgiving for the VIC
tory of Gettysburg August 6. 1863
In the meantime the American peO-
Die had been celebrating Thanksgiv-
ng day pretty much all over the |
Union, without bothering about presi-
iental and gubernatOrial proclama.
ions. The American knows good
hing when he sees 1t. President Lin
'oln. being Of the people. took occa-
ion with his Gettysburg proclamation
0 nationalize the November Thanks
living day. So for 60 years or so
eats have been attacked
nd demolished as patriotic duty.
Theoretically. Of course. we should
e planning to attend church In the
forming TO give thanks to Divine
'rovidence for the mercies and bless
1gs OF the year to us both as indlvid-
ais and as citizens Of the greatest
nd wealthiest and most fortunate ma.
on on earth. Individually. as COM
ared with the peoples Of other nas
ons. we Americans are most Of us
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RECOMMEND ACID PHOSPHATE
Material Acts a. Preservatjve 1,
Checking Big Loss Of Nitro
oen From Manure.

After conducting 4 series Of expert.
ments, the New York experiment sta
tion is recommending the use Of acid
phosphate as manure preservative.
Acid phosphate not only checks the
loss Of nitrogen from the manure. but
materially increases its fertilizer val
ne BY supplying the plant food in which
Il ID deficient.
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6,.,,,l' B',: ,!aIia Kidney
iI,abl. and \ Never
Suspect 1t
.s...., for Insurance Often
Rejected

.,., from report: fro from ,osns drnss'.is s';, :
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y ,sss' ,.ry .ucees'ful in overcoming coming
y s..s s..d;tions. as The mild and heal beai'n. g
~ s'si'D q D.. Kilmer' swamp, u,ss. Root 81. :.
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- r,,I.bj. r,Ibj record Of success, -,
y rs.;nins physician for one OF the
y ss,@t LIFE insurance Companies, in
r's,.ss;s r'sa'ss;,r on the subject, made the as
> ls;s, 49,. .t..ement that one reason why
'ss..ns 'ss applicants for insurance are re-
~ becsuse kidney trouble is 10
a n the American people. and the
shnep :s,;tv OF those whose applications
W .G1sd Id do not even suspect that they
? I 4. disease. DR.. Kilmer's swamp
y IN sale It all drug stores in bottles
y & lies, medium and large.
t,~,.r. II you wish first to test this
@ @.,.o,ration send ten cents to DIR.
~ Co.. Binghamton, n. y, for Q
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Z IA nm M, paper Advertisement.
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Better relations between Toxic and
Moscow and change in the hitherto
incorporating attitude Of NicoM
Lenine, head Of the soviet government,
toward Japan. are forecast following
Japan's evacuation Of the Siberian
mainland.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
New 1avarian Premier.

Munich. Bsvaria.-Dr. Eugene Won
Kntlling Of the German peoples party,
has been elected premier Of Bavaria
By the diet. Count Hugo Lerchenfeld,
the Bavari9n prime minister. has ten.
dered his resignation to the president
Of the diet
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IMPROVING SOIL IN HvMUs
More Vegetable Matter viii es jmpor.
tant On Many Farms-Turn Un.
der All Rubbleh.

Every enort that can be afforded
ought to be put forth to improve the
soil for next years crops. More vege-
table matter in the soil will be i'm.
portant on many farms. Turn under
weeds, stalks and rubbish and other
materials to improve your soil in hu-
mus.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25

French Birth Rate Drops.
Paris.-There were 10000 less chill.
dren born in France this year than
last. according to figures published By
Le Journal.
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wire fence. Such is the perversity OF
human nature. that many people still
get their exercise by Jumping the wire
fence on the first mans place.
The other Is ndisturbed.-Collier's
Weekly.
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Five men arrested BY the Moscow
police had admitted numbering 100
men. women and children, their mo-
tive being robbery. In one instance 10
psrsons attending birthday party
ware I'll killed.
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Peat-cuttlno In ireland

The peat-cutting industry is carried
on very probably In Ireland. Work
usually begins at the boes at the end
OF April. The skilled cutter, who has
two men with low sideless wheelbar.
rows in attendance. uses a kind Of
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A raw. SORE THROAT
" Eases Quickly When You
Apply a Little Musterole

And Musterole won't blister like the
old-fashioned mustard plaster. Just
spread it on with your fingers. II
penetrates to the core spot with gentle
tingle. loosens the congestion and draws
out the soreness and pain.
Musterole Is a clean. white ointment
made with oil Of mustard. 1t is fine for
quick relief from sore throat, bronchitis,
tonalitis. Group. stiff neck. asthma.
neuralgia. headache. congestion. pleu-
risy. rheumatism. lumbago. pains and
aches of the back o. joints. sprains. sore
muscles. brisea chilblains. frosted feet,
colds on the chest. Keep 1t handy
for instant use. Csc and Csc, jars and
tubes; hospital Gze. $500.
0>AA> H. -~eH~~~4 ~l~.S~v
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lEEDOM FROM
LAxATIvES
nNy by oclsntlses Has Replaced
Them,

= ~ salts give temporary re-
- ccastpati0n only at the ex.
& permanent Injury. says IN
~ nedlcal authority.
- ~ found q newer, better
= neano . simple q Nature
D1lect health Z natural lubricant
- ioed waste soft and moving.
" ccnstipation exists this nat
1lliea1t b not suficient. Medi-
anedtiss have found that the
'sdcatlng action Of Nujol most
resembles that Of Natures own
= a Nujol 10 not q laxative
II gripe II 10 In no sense q
And like pure water It 10
=. nd pleasant.
. prescribed BY physicians /:
aMdIns hospitals. Get a bottle
~ druggist today.-Advertise
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Fodder siIaas In DaIryIno.

Silage made from dry corn fodder IL
being used with considerable success
In some parts Of the country. Where
the silo capacity is insufficient for
the seasons supply. corn fodder can
be stored for q second filling.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25

Ebday women are now carrying
<IN parrots and even snakes
Il vith them. To Identify the la.
&h question we shall soon want a
~ bor-L0ndOn Eve.
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Storage for Root Cropa.

Perhaps cellar storage Is the most
convenient and satisfactory for root
cropA 1t serves to keep the roots In
q crisp and tender condition. when q
cool temperature is maintained.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
BY JOHN DICKINSON SHERMAN

FTER ArInistice day
Thanksgiving! Th e
one Il day Of martial
thrills and. mayhaps.
poignant memories /;
the other with its les
son that "peace hath
its victories no less re-
nowned than those OF
war" We may not
know. just yet how to
..a1,h -, 40 No,,4vx1h@.
The weekly Iberian., 1922-11-25
Mexican General Granted Amnesty

Mexican General Granted Amnesty.
Durango. Mex.-General Rosalio
Hernandez. whose status as q rebel
general had more Of q personal than q
political significance, according to
Mexican military authorities here, has
surrendered and has been granted am.
nesty by the federal government. He
has returned to private life at Santa
Chihuahua
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~. rare no tlmOrOuS mOrtaiS
mon the pesslmist would
", 10 death.
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A MESSAGE
TO TIRED
SICK FOLKS
DON'T DRAG THROUGH LIFE
HALF SICK AND HALF WE'LL.
TAKE THIS ADVICE

Go to your druggist and ask him
for Gude's Pepto-M -Mangan and take
1t with your meals for a few weeks
and see how your health improves.
If you are pale, tired, lack ambi-
ton and vigor, you know yourself
that IL you had plenty of red blood
that you would not feel tired and
half sick all the time. The only
sure foundation of permanent health
is good blood. GUIDES Pepto-Man-
gan builds up your blood with a
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will like it and it will make you feel
so well and. strong. Life will be
worth living again. Try 1t and you
will thank us for telling you about
it. Druggists sell GUIDES Pepto-
Mangan in both liquid and tablet
form. Advertisement.