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The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
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Feeding Father

We know the latest diet rules and
raise the children by them; they keep
ma slim and Susan plump, but father
will not try them. Man wants but lit
tie here below nor wants that little
long, but pa wants coffee thrice day
and wants that coffee strong. We
know that fruits are good for pa, we
steam them boil them bake them, we
cook them fifty seven ways but cant
make father take them. We serve him
eggs in many styles, we scramble,
poach and beat them; they must be
fried like tough raw hide or father
will not eat them. The healthful green's
and stringless beans his palate do not
tickle, but he will shout for sauerkraut
nine wienies and pickle. He's bust
ing all nutrition rules in spirit and in
letter, he wants fried spuds three times
day, the greasier the better. If pa
still stubbornly persists Dame Natures
wrath to brave, we fear, by gum, that
he will come to an untimely grave.
Just how he'll fare when over there
and what he'll chew we know not.
How will he eat celestial meat without
soggy doughnut, Above the choir
they'll hear our sire; above its loud
hosanna, he'll criticize the lack of
pies and kick about the manna-Bob
Adams.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
llla|s;z2%2izizE 49, y

Miss Jessie Long, Harold Long and
Cecil Deardorff of Mamm creek spent
Strawberry day in Glenwood, and while
here visited Miss Longs sister, Mrs.
@. 2. Buckles.
Chester Lewis of Grand Junction
returned to his home Monday after
spending the week end here taking in
the festivities and visiting at the @.
P. Rice home.
Mildred Barber, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. James Barber Of this city,
left Sunday for Rifle to spend few
weeks visiting her grandmother and
her aunt, Miss Sylvia Barber.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Mehl and two
children and Mrs. Mehl's sister, Hen
rietta surber, left Monday morning
for Grand Junction where Mr.. Mehl
has employment and where they will
make their home this summer.
Edith Brown, daughter Of Mrs. Mel
lie Brown Newton, of Denver, former
county superintendent of schools here,
arrived last Friday night and will
probably spend the summer in Glen
wood. She is at the home Of Mrs.
+. Schuler.
Miss Elizabeth Elliott left Wednes-
day for Denver, where she will take
course in playground work at the Den
yer university. While in the capital
city she will be Joined by friend,
Mrs. George Saunders, Of Poncha
Springs, and the two will have visit
together.
C. B. Mccoy and daughters, Ethel
and Mildred, motored to Glenwood and
spent Strawberry day and Sunday,
leaving Monday morning for their
ranch at Mccoy. They were accompa-
MED by Miss Geraldine Dickson, who
will make visit at the Mccoy home.
Mrs. Mccoy, who has been recuperat
ing from recent operation, left the
same morning, on the train, for her
home.
POST ADVERTISERS OFFER YOU
THE BEST FOR YOUR MONEY.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

That-kid- d-NeXt-Door doesn't Really
look like This; he just Acts like it.
What he Doesn't Do isn't Worth
Thinking of, and what he Does Do
Sometimes makes him IN Awful Pest
a Kid like this must have Inspired
that Famous Saying, Boys should be
Buried between the Ages Of Four and
Fourteen
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
Fossil Eel Prize for Museum

fossil eel. estimated to have lived
about twenty-five thousand years ago.
was unearthed recently in a western
Kansas chalk bed. The specimen is
now among the most valued exhibits
of the University of Kansas museum.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Mrs. l.. j. Cochran of Rifle was a
dinner guest at the @. K. Elliott home
Sunday.
Mrs. M. S. Buckles and son, Joe,
were Strawberry day visitors at the
e. z. Buckles home.
Mrs. Henry Hart Of this city gave
birth to fine baby boy last Thursday
night. Mother and babe are doing
nicely.
Miss Claire O'Shea has resumed her
work in the White River forest office
after two weeks vacation spent in
this city.
Henry D. Dannels of Aliens Park
and Miss Josephine scobey of Delta
were united in marriage Monday morn
ing, Justice G. P. Rice officiating.
Miss Louthella Abel of Laramie,
Wyoming, arrived last week for a two
weeks visit in Glenwood at the home
Of her sister, Mrs. Lester Mechau.
Among the New Castle young folks
attending Strawberry DAY here were:
Miss Bertha Maynick, Paul Ganley,
Allen Snodgrass and Edwin Hadley.
Mrs. Clyde Yates Of Palisade ar
rived in Glenwood for Strawberry day
and will remain here few weeks Wis.
iting at the home Of Mrs. Emma Ped.
igo.
Misses Florence and Charlie Thur
mond were over from Meeker and
spent Strawberry day and Sunday Wis
iting their father, P. G. Thurmond, in
this eity.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Sparks were in
Glenwood last Friday, Saturday and
Sunday from the forest trail camp
above the Noname- Grizzly tunnel
where Mr.. Sparks has been employed
for the past six weeks. Mrs. Sparks
left Monday morning for the home of
her sister, Mrs. John Bauldauf, near
Minturn, where she will spend a week.
They expect to leave next week for
the White River country, where Mr.
Sparks will do trail work this summer
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
But Nearly Every One!

Bride-Now, you did not have some
one to kiss YOU every night before you
were married.
Groom-No, not every night.-Way-
side Tales
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

PATRONlZE PCST DVERTIS
Err. SAY lou SAW ~ IN THt
POST
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
Foreign Study in United state..

roreIon STUDY IN United States.
The bureau of foreign and domestic
commerce has found through statistics
that there are II colleges and univer-
sites in this country now that offer
special training for foreign service. A
total enrolment for ten institutions.
each having more than 100 students
taking foreign trade subjects, gives a
registration of 2,255 students. The
University of Washington. Seattle
heads the list with 4O7 students and
New York university is second with
401 students.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

IMPORTANT DISCOVERY
How long have they been mar
red?"
Long enough to discover that
they can't both have their own way
all.the time"
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Miss Louthella Abel of Laramie,
Wyoming, arrived last week for two
weeks visit in Glenwood at the home
Of her sister, Mrs. Lester Mechau.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Among the New Castle young folks
attending Strawberry uay here were:
Miss Bertha Maynick, Paul Ganley,
Allen Snodgrass and Edwin Hadley.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22
Retribution.

did you lynch the man who stol
your autOmobilel'
NO replied Piute Pete. He 60
nWnV"
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Henry D. Dannels of Aliens Park
and Miss Josephine scobey of Delta
were united in marriage Monday morn
ing, Justice c. P. Rice officiating.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Miss Jessie Long, Harold Long and
Cecil Deardorff of Mamm creek spent
Strawberry day in Glenwood, and while
here visited Miss Longs sister, Mrs.
O. 2. Buckles.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Ars. Clyde Yates Of Palisade ar.
rived in Glenwood for Strawberry day
and will remain here few weeks Wis
iting at the home Of Mrs. Emma Ped.
igo.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Chester Lewis of Grand Junction
returned to his home Monday after
spending the week end here taking in
the festivities and visiting at the @.
P. Rice home.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Misses Florence and Charlie Thur
mond were over from Meeker and
spent Strawberry day and Sunday Wis
iting their father, P. G. Thurmond, in
this eity.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

Mildred Barber, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. James Barber Of this city,
left Sunday for Rifle to spend few
weeks visiting her grandmother and
her aunt, Miss Sylvia Barber.
The Glenwood post., 1922-06-22

"UnpunlshedY
NO, sir. If that bunch of pernicll.
ETY. junk treats him in the way 1t has
me he's havin' punishment enough"
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-05-19
FANS MIGHT SEE
WEE DICK KERR IN
ACTION HERE SOON
CHICAGO CITY HALL TEAM
WANTS TO BOOK GAME WITH
CUBS As SOON AS NEW AMPHI.
THeATER is COMPLETED.

Ottawa pastlme deyotecs who have
never had a chance to see Wee
Dicky Kerr. former Chicago White
Sox hurlcr in action might have the
opportunity to see the little fellow
perform against Manager Dlmy
Dunn's Cubs at the north side lot as
soon as the grand stand is finished.
This announcement was made by
Dunn this morning after he had re-
ceived a petition from the manager
Of the Town Hall team q Chicago.
asking for a game with the local cut
it,
The Chicagos, as the town hall out
nt Is better known. seem very anN
i.us to book a game with the CUBS,
as was expressed In the letter re-
coived at local headquarters and it
locks as though the Chicagos might
play here against Dunn's warriors IN
the opening game at home The
new amphitheater is going up in a
hurry and it is expected that it will
be finished by the first Of next month.
As vet Dunn has made no arrange
monts for the first home game, but
after receiving the petition from the
ChicagCs things begin to look as tho
n real game will be booked.
Should Dunn book the game with
the Chicago outfit it would no doubt
draw a record breaking crowd to
the park The team is composed of
many former big league stars Kerr
no doubt would be the big attraction
of the day. He made dandy record
while with the Sox and then the
publicity he received when he refus-
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1922-05-19

Paris FRS; TO Teach Blind
Tie first public school Tor the ind
Was established In Paris in 1881.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
poIynesIans Mysterious Race.

The area occupied by the Polynesian
race in the Pacific is not less than
100000 square miles. But the land
surface within this area Is relatively
small and varies from New Zealand
with It's 100000 square miles to little
atolls barely large enough to resist
the aves The branches of the race
are scattered from Hawaii In the
north to New Zealand in the south.
from the New Hebrides In the west to
Easter island In the east, and their
homogenelty is q remarkable feature.
Nobody who has studied their Gus
toms, their language and their legends
car doubt that they have a common
origin. Whence came the Polyne
slansT' NJ
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
SAFE PLACE FOR vALUABLEs
Harassed Citizens Of American cities
Should Welcome Idea That Comes
From Buenos Aires.

In these days Of lawlessness, when
the honest citizen cannot take a walk
around the block with any certainty
that he will not be held up by a
bandit, the novel idea of Antonio Mon
AGO, a citizen of Buenos Aires, ought
to be of value.
He suggests suspenders with peck
cts attached to them-two pockets,
that is to say, each of them being
fastened with a buckle 10 the loop OF
the "gallus" at the fIont. The lower
end Of each pocket has two button
holes, which button onto the ordinary
buttons of the waistband of the trous-
ers, thus making the pocket fatty Sc
cure against the body of the wearer.
To prevent escape OF Its contents, each
pocket Is provided with a buttoned
hap.
Few bandits would think Of looking
for loot beneath a mans waistcoat,
and so the suspender pocket should
afford excellent hiding places for
money. Against pickpockets they
ought to furnish n perfect protection.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Second Floor Plan.

affects the general lines that ii is wei,
to give 1t careful thought and special
planning.
While at first impression this de
sign might be thought to be that of
a small house, we soOn notice hat II
is really quite a commodious home. In
addition to the usual living room, din
ing room and kitchen on the first floor
there is Il pleasing reception hall and
a breakfast room which means Il saw
ing of time and effort when the family
in alone and there is no special req.
son for using the dining room.
There are three bedrooms upstairs,
and none Of them are of the bandbox
type. Rather they are all of good
size, each having the convenience OF
an ample closet. Note the good judg,
ment displayed in placing the bath
ROOM, which Is handy to all the three
bedrooms.
Besides the three bedrooms there Is
the sleeping room afforded by a closet
bed in the living room, so a good.
sized family and its guests need never
be cramped in this attractive, excel
lently arranged home.
The use of glass doors between the
living room and dining room, a built.
in ironing board, a fireplace and a
downstairs toilet are added refine
ments which help TO make this n Of
the most livable designs shown in this
department.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
ALFALFAVALUED BY ANCIENTS
Cultivated in Italy During the First
Century, and From There Spread
over Europe.

Records show that alfalfa was
brought into Greece from Persia in
40 B. c. 1t reached Italy during the
first century, and slowly spread over
Europe. From Spain II was carried
to Mexico, and thence spread north
and south during the Sixteenth CEN
fury.
New England got seed from Eng
land about the same time. But the
plants died the second season and
the culture of the new plant was
generally ignored by farmers. Only
recently has II been restored to a
place among agricultural crops in
the East by the discovery that soil
incubation establishes the plant
and 1t becomes one Of the best crops
for forage and for building up de
pleted farm land.
In the West alfalfa Is the great for
age crop. as II Is In southern Europe.
Drought-resistlng varieties brought
from Turkestan are grown in the semi
arid regions Of the West. and the des-
ert places become gardens. Harder
varieties have extended the range Of
the plant farther north.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10

tice and a very welcome variation.
The porch steps and platform are Of
concrete and the footings Of the house
are of the same material. The porch
over the door is covered with a sub
stantial shingle roof and the rest is
given the popular pergola treatment.
Brick foundation and pillars add dura-
hility and neatness to the front x
terror. Turned wooden pillars painted
white and with caps that are neat
without being overly fussy further the
general attractiveness Of the spacious
and well planned porch-a. portion Of
the home that is so much used and so
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10

tary excitements followed immediate
ly upon the bursting Of the South Sea
bubble.
Chancellor Of the Exchequer Ais
Liable himself fell under the order. He
was sent to the Tower-without a d.
vision-ard ordered to refund fraudu-
lent gains of q quarter Of a million.
A whole batch of South Sea directors,
two Of them %baronets, were accused at
the bar of the house, within locked
doors, Of having laid "a train of the
deepest villainy and fraud that hell
ever contrived to ruin a nation" They
were all expelled.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
MODERN WITHOUT
: FADS Or FR|LLS
Popular Western Type of Bunga-
low on Practical Lines.
CONCRETE AND BRICK USED
A Type of Home That Embraces Many
Modern Ideas and Avoids Foolish
~Fads-Front Porch Variation
From Usual Practice.
BY WILLIAM A. RADFoRD

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on all subjects pertaining to the
subject OF building. for the readers of this
paper. On account of his wide experience
as Editor. Author and Manufacturer. he
is. without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to William A. Radford. No. 1927 Prairie
avenue, Chicago, ILL.,. and only inclose
two-cent stamp for reply. .
Without the waste of fads and frills
which may please at first, but usually
become all eyesore, this variation Of the
popular western bungalow type is di-
tinctive without being overly ornate
There is no straining for effect, but
judicious use Of a variety Of materials
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Had High opinion Of Loved One.

Theodore Hook. though he died a
celibate. had his share of love adven-
lures; and it was only lack Of courage
at the last m that kept him from
the altar. He had actually posted a
letter OF proposal when his heart
failed him, and he recovered the mis-
sive just as it was starting on its
fateful journey.
On being reminded n day In later
years, after a long and bitter TRADE
against matrimony-'ff q certain lady
had been Alive, even you would to-day
be the slave Of n woman" he re-
torted: "A woman, no. no! She was
not a IN but an angel"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Army Expenditures.

The United States spent during
l920-21 on Its army $~343,155.303. or
$500 per capita, while those In the
British empire. exclusive Of depend
encies, amounted to $562, $4,000. OF
S12.35 per capita France. $685. 27 900
or S22.52 per capita; Italy. $246.0S1,
200, or $3.50 per capita. and Japan
$1S9,OS2, 900, or $3.3S per capita.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Exoel,.d From House Of Commons.

Men have been expelled from the
British house Of commons for some very
odd reasons, among the oldest being
the offense OF writing a. pamphlet on
'The Possibility Of Avoiding Death"
Commercial fraud, however. Is the
basis of most OF the explosions. A
fruitful period for these parliamen-
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
First Floor Plan.

such as brick and concrete as well as
lumber and little refinements would
get attention for this home, even II 1t
stood on a solid street of modern res
licences.
The front porch makes an immedt
ate appeal and a lasting impression.
II Is a variation from the usual prac.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Home ThouQhta.

Wife (away from home)-Horrors!
[ forgot to turn off the electric iron
Husband-It's all right. Nothing
will burn long-I forgot to turn off
the water in the bathtub.-Fron Kas-
per, Stockholm.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10

First negro slaves were imported
to this country In 1919.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10

Putnam FadeIess Dyes : dyes or tints as you wish
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-08-10
Important 20 Mothers
iiIa First Elephant.

Glenn Max OF Danville, Ind, II
three years old and observing. Glenn
attended the Yankee circus at the fair
ground and a an elephant for the
first time.
With much establishment he en-
claimed: "Oh, mamma. II eats with
it's tail."-Indianapolis News.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-06-09

While Poke Eazley, Atlas Peck, Co
lumbus Allsop and Sim Flinders are
generally supposed to be the pillars of
the Dog Hill Church. yet the four big
wooden blocks at the corners Of the
building should be given some credit for
the part they play.
Luke Mathewsla says there are fine
lot Of promising young men who would
not take good job II 1t was wrapped
up in tissue paper and laid on the pool
table in front of them
Cricket Hicks has a picture Of him
self that IS almost just exactly like him
In the face.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1922-06-09

City Stores
West Washington street
store. w Washington and
senate, s. W. Cor.
Massachusetts Avenue Store,
Nassachusetts Avenue at
Vermont and Alabama SITS.
Ohio and fennss lvania Street
store. formerly Francis
Pharmacy.
Meridian and Wa~hington
street Store, 8. Il. Cor, In
Merchants Bank Bldg.
Illinois and Washington
street store. s. r.. Cor, In
Occidental Bldg.
Illinois street Store, Io5 y.
Illinois Street. Opposite
Terminal station.
East Washington street
store, II. Washington and
Now Jersey, y. W. Cor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-02-16

I do not lack friends: have many
IN all walks OF life and retain them
easily. love good company. socia-
bile friends and good time, can
hold my own In any gathering.
whether II e. Of every day working
people or tho more elite. | play
cards fairly well. dance well and
carry on a conversation easily.
l have several young lady friends
that are all man could wish for
There N one | arm particularly inter
their homes and enjoy myself i'm
mcns-iy. but Il seems TO last only as
long as am there. As soon as set
away. say the next day. my interest
IL gone.
do not go out a. used 20. stay
inside and kill time doing nothing
l could so out IL wanted 10. but
lack the pep OF being up and doing
I believe l understand partly what
Ia the matter. but ! seem helpless To
know how 10 so about correcting the
situation. The young lady | arm In
teresied IN Is not able 10 n.~ me as
often as | would like 20. n we were
able TO b. IN each others company
a little oftener ! believe our friend
ship would be more firm and lasting
Tho time between meetings Il of too
long a duration, Furthermore. We
are too serious in our friendship and
do not reveal our true feeling for
each other. She desires home
equally as much as | do. but I am
not in position now 10 ask her the
great question.
but she eoneeais her feelings out
warssiy ard there seems TO be a GER
tain barrier which cannot pena-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-02-16
QUIT MEAT WHEN
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Take a glass of Salts before
breakfast If your Back
hurts or Bladder is
troubling you

No man or woman who cats meat
regularly can make mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally,
says well-known authority. Meat
forms uric acid which excites the
kidneys, they become over-worked
from the strain. get sluggish and
fail to filter the waste and poisons
from the blood. then we get sick.
Nearly all rheumatism, headaches,
liver trouble. nervousness. dizziness.
sleeplessness and urinary disorders
come from sluggish kidneys
The moment you feel n dun ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts
or II tho urine Is cloudy offensive,
fun OF sediment. irregular OF pas.
cage or attended by a sensation Of
scalding, stop eating meat and get
about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful
in a glass of water before break
fast and In a few days your kidneys
will act fine. This famous salts is
made from the acid OF grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations
to flush and stimulate the kidneys.
also 10 neutralize the acids In urine
40 1t no longer causes irritation,
thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts IN inexpensive and can
not inJure; makes a delightful ~.
fervescent Whitewater drink which
everyone should take now and then
to keep tho kidneys clean and active
and the blood pure. thereby avoid.
ing serious kidney complications
Advertisement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1922-02-16
Attack q Cold Immediately

When you feel cold coming or. 20 hight
home. Take LAXATIVE. Make some hot lem
onade. then take hot bath-as hot as you can
stand. Stay In the tub 30 minutes. spping
siowly several glasses Of the lemonade. Cet.into
bed. with hot water bottle 1t your feet. and pile
on blankets. After m hours sweat, dry thor
oushly with . rough towel. spply vicks over
throat and chest. rub In well until the skin Il
red. and then spread on uicdy and covo with
one or two thicknesscs OF hot flannel cloth. Get
into bed again between dry shests. Leave the
bcdclothing loose about the neck. like funnel.
20 that the rising vapors may be freely inhaled.
II IL an obstinate cold. indeed. that will resist
such treatment. II IL does. cal q physician.