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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-01-04
MRS. STEVENS RETURNS

Mrs. C. A. Stevens has returned to
Pendleton after two months visit in
Iowa. She was the guest of her broth.
Cr, w. G. Estes of Ottumwa, and o'
her sister, Mrs. Benjamin Clossan, OF
Hedrich, Iowa.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-01-04
CII,R COLLECTS EIfNns

GItP COLLECTS FUNDS
Members of the Pioneer Ladies'
Club of Pendleton are interested in
the collection of funds for the cree
ton of monument TO the memory of
the Tate DR.. William Mckay, pioneer
physician of Pendleton and for this
1und the members Yesterday began
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-01-04
OFFICERS CHOSEN

OFFICERS CHOSEN
Officers for the ensuing year were
chosen last evening at a meeting Of
the Daughters of the American Revo-
luton, for which Mrs. Charles Heard
was hostess at her home, 215 Lincoln
street. Mrs. George Hartman was re-
elected regent, and other officers
chosen were Mrs. Heard, vice regent:
Mrs. r. II. Horne, recording secretary:
Miss Mildred Berkeley, corresponding
secretary; Mrs. G. r. Holt, treasurer:
Miss Neva Lane, historian; Mrs.
Stephen A. Lowell, registrar.
Two former Pendleton women. who
are members of the local chapter of
the d. A, r., were chosen as delegates
to the state d. A. r. conference to be
held in Portland in February. They
are Mrs. Charles Tulloch, first dele
gate, and Mrs. Frederick f. Judd, sec
ond delegate. Both reside in Port
land and will have an opportunity to
attend the conference. Mrs. Holman
Fcrrin, of Vancouver, also a member
of the local chapter. and Mrs. Horne,
OF Pendleton, were named as alter
mates. Following the business session
last evening, Miss Berkeley sang sew
eral solos, with piano accompaniment
by Mrs. Heard.
The Pendleton chapter is now in the
sixth year of it's activity. being the
first chapter organized in Eastern
Oregon. Mrs, Mary Lane, a pioneer
of Pendlcton, was the first regent of
the organization.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-01-04

riaSe at $3.50 o'clock on the afternoon
Of Christmas day. the wedding being
a very quiet affair at the home Of The
brides mother. Mrs. NJ S. Mcntzer
Only plembers Of the BRIDES family
ard Mis I. b. Wood witnessed the stI-
vice. The double r,us ceremony was
performed by Rev. |. 4. Wood of the
NeihoG st church enid the beautiful
Cfr'stmas decoration: arranged in ,ht
home
Miss Elise Robinson, cousin OF .he
br;dc, played the wedding march. and
Robert Seymour Ail5n. little son of
Mr. and Mrs. l.. J. Allen, and nepEsw
"f Miss Mentzer, was ring-bearer. The
fride was charmif in beautiful
gown of white charmt use and six net
ces'e9ed and fashioned by her own
hdads. and carried :. shower arrange
mcnt Of pink rose, jnd orchids, blby
breath and maiden hair fern.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell after a short
wedding trip will make this city their
home. Miss Mentzer graduated from
Oregon Agricultural College with the
class of 1921, completing the course
in home economics, and is now teach
ing physical education in the schools
of Corvallis. She is a member of Sig
ma Kappa sorority and also of the
honorary physical education frater-
nifty, Delta Psi Kappa. During her
college years she was very prominent
in student activities.
Mr.. Russell is a son of John Russell
of Pendleton. He is a member of the
senior class of o. A. c., a Varsity O
man and Il member of Alpha Tau
Omega. Both he and his bride will
continue their school work.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1922-01-04
MARRIAGE IS SOLEMNIZED

MN E.Ft1NIF IS SOIIF.MNILED
The marriage Of Miss Myrtle Finlev
! and Robert d. Emerson was solemniz-
ed last evening at the Presbyterian
manse with Rev. George l.. Clark, pas
! tor, officiating. The ring ceremony
! was used The bride wore an attrac-
tive travelling suit of brown. Follow
ing the ceremony, Mr.. and Mrs Emer-
son left for Eugene where they will
make their home.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
TUCNA KORIST LUPICU v
CASOLINOVE STANICI.

Otrepanym jiz ale stale do
sud Gtinnym prostredkem vra-
zili vtera diva lupici do gasoli-
move stanice Brooks Oil Co..
ma zap. a.. III. a Denison ave.
SvazaIi a zaroubikoyali klerka
j kolektora a uv6znili oba Y
Zadni mistnosti. NaCez sebra-
Ii S1400 a zmizeli. kolektor
c. J. HOBBY primal prave trz
bu cd klerka r. Charka. ne
delhi v~ytezek, kdyz Sc prepaid
vtera "a bileho dne udal.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
OBJEVENE VINOPALNY v
PARMA township.

Vypomocny serif w. Lam
pey a konstablove smirciho
soudce Geltmana Parma
township podnikli prave 0 pull
noel najezd ma diva domy a
zatkli SteVena Dragonia a
Steva Topa pro prestoupeni
prohibicnich zakonu. L Ora
gonia nalezeno bylo 40 gallo
MI donna vyrobene lihoviny
spolu s destilovacim aparatem
a u Topa Is gal. Oba isou We
yazbe okresniho soudu a V dial
SIGH prohlidkach jest stale po>
kraGovano.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
PRED DVEMA TYDNY BYL
SPLACEN V R~ATIBORfCH

duh Bozene NGmcove kras-
nym pomnikem u sam6ho "Ba-
bittina udoli'. Tvurce ume-
leckeho dila Velice poeticky
vvstihl babitku 5 drobotinou
meZi kterou nebylo zapomenu-
to ami PSI. o nichz Sc kras-
mem die Nemcova zminuie.
Pan Sakryd obdrzel krasnou
pohlednici pomniku $ pozdra-
VEN Cd ri. JOEY Ocaskove a p.
Ed. Jezka, kteri odhaleni byli
pritomni. PAM Ocaskova sill
buie podrobnl popis cele slav-
noSti.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
ZBAVEN TRADICNf ROBIN
NE FUNkCE.
Vlajku ma Squaru vytahovati
budou meststI hasici.

Mayor Fred Kohler sprostil
l.. G. Carrana cd Sdruzeni Sta
rych Osadniku funkce, IA ma
rodnieh svatku vytahovati ma
Public Squaru vlaiku, kteraz
funkce bvla jaksi d6dicnou. ne
bot il vykonaval iiz otec Car
ranilV cd L. 1868. Cd dneSni
DOLBY budou praei tuto vykona-
vati hasicSti kapitani H. A.
Cowper a w. II. Harrison cd
stroini setninv els. 2, nedaleko
squaru. V Gestne hodnosti bu-
dou .ie nasledovati iejich ma
stupci Y temze oddelenl. Ridi-
tel parku Il mestskeho maietku
obdrzel cd mayora rozkaz, ably
vlajku odevzdal hasiGum, kteri
tuto mali ia povinnost kazdv
svatek rano o Z. nod. ma erd' Wy
tahnouti. Svetoborny Gin tento
omlouya mayor tvrzenim, re
vlastenecka tato akce Dude no.
vvm narizenim odproStena cd
politickeho vlivu. Carran pred
nekolika dnv oznamil. re nebyl
Kohler pozvan k slavnostnimu
vytazeni vlajky We 1876. zaloze-
nj Cleyelandu q mayoruv roz.
kaz ma byti patrn6 odpoVed
ma tuto akci.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
PADEM S PORCE TEZCE.
RANEN DfTE.

Dvoulety Harry Barmhurst,
1907 Gilman ave. N. +. hral
81 vGera odpoledne ma druhem
patfe ia verand6 a V d6tske
podnikavosti prisunul 81 zidli
k zabradli. Vylezl vzhuru "A
dival Sc ma svet, kdyz poied-
nou Sc idle prekotila a maly
neSt'astny Zvedavec spadl ma
dlazbu. Byl dopraven 5 roz-
r~azenou lebkou do glenvillske
nemocnice, kde Jest 0 ieho Il
Zdraveni pochyboVano.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
MAYOR A
kU SVAZECU ODPADKU
IA SkONCENOU.
Pcsledni slovo vsak ma pro-
mluviti hlavni mezinarod-
nj stan.

Mayor Fred Kohler vcera
Veter prohlasoval presv6dCeni,
re k stavce unie strojniku a
topiCu zamestnanych Cd
padkove stanici We Willow va
bee nedojde, byt' byl k nj W.
dan powell.
"Mluvil jsem s n6kolika mu-
III ned6li a bylo mi receno,
re nemaji zadnych stiznosti a
re nezamysli k vuli nekomu Sc
vzdati svych mist a re by ra-
d6ji odevzdali uniov6 listky.
Jest 20 stavce. Mluvil jsem
dneSniho rama s uniovIm pre-
dakem, jenz tomu dosv6dco-
val. PraVil jsem mu, re stoji-
me prave tam, kde jsme stall
dive. Varovali jsme uni, re
jestli re d~elnictvo zanecha
prace, pax ztrati mlsta. A pra-
ce zanechali. Pravil isem mu
dale. re vSem najmutym ma
iejich mista bylo slibeno stale
zam6stnani a proto stavkafe
zp6t pfijmouti nemuzeme.
"Jest-li re nektery 4 Glenu
unie ~stavkuiici 81 preje Sc vratit
pax 0 ieho zadosti budeme u
vazoyati jake o iednotlivci.
Nevezmem ie vsak zp6t jake
uni neb skupinu a pravil isem,
re liz diva tvofi skupinu. kaz-
dy zadatel pax Dude posuZo-
van die jeho Vlastnich zasluh."
Naproti tomu uniovi ufedni-
ci pravi, re odvolani uniovych
strojniku a topicu We Willow a
uniovych kovaru a kolaru We
stanici ma Canal I'd, jest dosud
Y platnosti a re posledni sloVo
Y tGto zalezitosti padne z me-
zinarodniho stanu.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
KONCRESNfk CAIN PRO
ROVNOPRAVNOST MA
SkOLACH.

Jake odpoved' ma projevo-
yane, jiste nedemokraticke
snahy omezovati pristup ne
kterym rassam ma vysoka uGe-
nj pfim6lo naSeho zastupce V
kongresu Harryho G.. Gahna k
pisemnimu projevu, zaslanemu
generalnimu navladnimu H. NJ
Daughertymu. Calm Sc stavi
protl kazdemu omezovanl pfi-
stupu ma university neb koleje
Y dusledcich plemennych pred
sudku aneb nabozenskych.
"Vzd6lanost jest zakladem
svobody a kazda uprava, sna-
zici Sc mladym muzum neb re
nam zabraniti V ziskani vGdo-
mOsti nasledkem ien jelich pu-
vodu neb viry je neamericka,"
pravi Calm pfi odrazeni uto-
ku namireneho ma osobnf svo-
bodu.
Hnuti bylo vyvolano n6kte-
rymi navrhy, ably omezen byl
pfistup IA vysoka naSe uceli-
ste zejmena Zidum, jak vine
re starych zkuSenosti, uni Sc
tito ale braniti a mali take i
income zastance.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
Automobiliste proti
V~YDERACNYM POKUTAM
SMfRCfCH SOUDCU.
kampan proti temto zloradum
zahajena Dude pc
celem Ohiu.

"J:sty mayor psal maiiteli
automobile: Mate platiti po-
kuty, udelate dobfe, kdyz "a
platte, neil Sc n6co stane'.'
"Jisty smirti sordce dial
pokyn konstablovi, he muze
konati soud hned ma silnici $
autoistou domnele jedoucim
nedoVolenou rychlosti."
"Jsou konstablove, jez mali
Sc smirGimi soudci smlouvu,
die ktere Sc deleji 0 vybran6
pokuty."
"Jsou vesnitti marSalov6,
kteri 81 koup;li move motorcy-
ky a splacf ie vykolektovany-
mi pokutami."
TAX mi nekter6 doklady o
Zloradech, zahnizdivSich Sc V
obecnim soudnictvi a ktere L.
vadi H. II. German, pravni "a
stupce Cleveland Automobile
Clubu a Ohio State Automobi-
lie Association, jenz uvedl v
zivot hnuti ma potirani techto
zajiste nezakonnych soudnich
method.
Prvnim vysledkem byl roz-
kaz okresniho soudce r. G..
Pattersona, jenz naridil smir-
cimu soudci G.. G. Frenchovi v
Daytonu, ably vratil vSechny
podobne pokuty vykolektova-
ne Cd autoistu ma udani iiste-
no vypomocneho konstabla,
jenz femeslne stihal autoisty
ma silnicich okresu Montgome-
ry. Pc obchodnicku vybrane
p~enezit6 frosty dostupuji WISE
n6kolika set dollaru. NGkter6
pokuty vybrany byly i zp1so-
benz naprosto nezakonnym a
zapsany ien ma archu papiru.
Podareny strazce bezpetnosti
zastavil autoistu revolverem a
vybral ku pr. pokutu $1,000.
ma kterou dial p%otvrzeni, aniz
by Sc vSak takto vydiran6 pc
nize daily iinak kontrolovati.
Pravnik German ma pry to-
Xix dukazu Ma celou radu smir
cich soudcu Y okoli Clevelandu
re postati k pohnani techto Il
rednika k zodpov6dnosti.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25

ZvlaStni Clarkovv mite .............. &c
Muzske pasy, zvlastnost ......... 29c
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1922-07-25
REZVYSLEDNA Fl
KA YACHTY.

AG name ~tervenec byli a
prylem vyvedeni federalnl pro
hibicni agent S natelnikem
Burnsem Y cele anonymnim u
DAMN, re jista yachta prave
kotvici u pieru ma vgch. 8. Ill.
ma V utrobach slusnou zasobu
rumu. Inkvisitofi arci Sc hned
plni horlivosti prihnali, ale kro
me iezerni vody nenalezli mic
ylhciho.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

how to handle the new Spencer rifle, 100000 of which were subsequently, supplied to the Union Army He dined with General Grant and Admiral Foote on tne latters flagship days before the Union fleet ran the batteries at VicksbuIg
 His first invention, built in 1S4S stationary steam engine. Later MT. Spencer became locOmo- tive machinist for the New York Central at Roches- ter N Y. and from 1854 1857 a gunsmith in the Colt Armory at Hartford Conn. It was while studying drafting under Hezekiah Conan of Hartford Conn, that MT. Spencer invented an automatic thread spooling machine in 1858 which is said to have revolUtionized the American thread industry. Two years later he patented breechloading repeat ing rife using metallic cartridges.
 From 1862 to 1865 he engaged at the front in instructing Union troops in the use of the new weapon. During the period 1868 to 1876 MT. Spencer developed various drop forging processes and also automatic machine the result of which to obviate hand labor
 In 1880 he invented 'pump,' 'trombone' action repeating rife and shotgun and three years later travelled through Europe with his partner Albert Bersadt demonstrating the weapon before the military authorities of England France, Italy, Aus tria and Germany.
 MT. Spencer maintained youthful interest in all problems to the last. When 88 years old he took up the study of aviation and soon had made more than 20 flights.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
BUSINESS FAILURES.

Among the year-end indces is more repre- sentative accurate than the figure which now comes along give the dimensions business mortality for 1921. AS wholly to be expected. it sets up new record in both the number of casualties and the az rrepate of liabilities.
 The rising figures of failures in the past Is months graphically portray the effects of the swift turn in the business tide which wrecked stranded many enterprises sufficiently capable or care ful. The beginning of the stress shown in the last half of 1920, in which period occurred 65 per cent of the business fatalities of that year. against only 35 per in the first haf but the full force was not felt till 921 The of events is clearly outlined in the following table of failures:
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
AMERICA LOSES A TRUE FRIEND.

Of all the Englishmen who have attempted to analyze the United States, it's citizens and 1nst1tu- tons Lord Bryce whose death has just been reported in press despatches, has probably been more sym pathetic and from American standpoint, more sue cessful than all others In his various books on the United States he exhibited a keen insight into American national characteristics and friendly feel ing toward institutions and ourselves rarely ex- pected and often found from any one of an alien race
 By his writing his dealings and his speeches on America, he has done great deal to promote pet ter understanding and cordial spirit of amity between the United States and England. He stood for honesty and honor between nations in their deal ings he would have between men. In his death the British Empire loses faithful servant and the United States and sympathetic friend.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Section ? of Curry Bill.
(Ketchikan Chronicle ]

(KetChlkan ChrOnlcle.)
 From Juneau comes the information that section of the Curry bill for the coordination of Federal affairs in Alaska provides that all funds for road building in Alaska shall be expended by the Secre- tary of the Interior and without restriction as to the areas in which it shall be spent
 This means that several hundred thousands dollars annually, and for the future which is collected from the National Forests and which may be appropriated for the National Forest may go to part of the Territory It has been enough for the Alaska Legislature to hand the pro- ducing parts of Alaska deal in the matter of appropriations without Congress taking a hand. It is certainly to be hoped that the Curry bill will amended that there will be proper protection for Southeastern Alaska and to that end vigorous protests should be sent to Delegate Sutherland Congress- man Curry at the earliest possible date.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
NOTED INVENTOR DIES.

Christopher NJ Spencer whose death was reported in last weeks press dispatches was minent in the domain of American invention. He patented scores of mechanical devices including the Spencer repeat ing rife and shotgun. automatic thread spool ing machine. a steam automobile, drop forge and other types of implements and machinery.
 Born June 20. 1s33 at South Manchester Conn.,, young Spencer began the study af mechanics in lSi6 under his grandfather. who had been an artillery man and armorer in the War of 1912.
 During the Civil War he taught Abraham Lincoln
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Harry w. Haley, veteran of the World War, recently released from the Federal Military Prison at Fort Leavenworth, where he was serving a sentence for a buddy" who had saved his life in France, when both were members of the British Army, has been adopted" by Colonel R. P Dickerson, Com mander of the National Loyalty League. He is now guest of Colonel Dickerson on the latter's ranch in Southwest Missouri He and his benefactor had places of honor in the American Legion s Armistice Day Parade at Spring. field, Missouri.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
If It Fits

If It Fits
 Speaking of wall flowers, just lamp poor old Miss Modesty sitting there absolutely forgotten by everybody present
 Before marriage he says it with flowers, but after marriage she says it all without flowers.
 The bird who is long on experience usually is short of change.
 We suppose one kiss after marriage is worth dozen before marriage.
 It is almost as hard to keep peace in some families as it is to keep servant
 It is hard for some men to decide whether to eat at a restaurant and have to listen to the jazz music or eat at home and listen to their wives
 A fat girls idea of the family skel- eton is the surplus flesh she has to tote around.
 It no longer is necessary to watch the clothes lines to discover what girls wear. Another thing about the clothes lines is that you never see suits of red flannel underwear flap ping in the breeze any more.
 One in 10 marriages is said to be happy. but by the time man reaches his 10th We should think he would become so hardened he would not care whether he was happy or not.
 A woman thinks it is all right to be couple of hours late when she is to meet her husband. but she will raise cain with him for keeping late hours.
 When father goes out with the chickens and mother with a soul
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

mate, you can hardly blame the daughter for going joy riding with a strange young man.
 It is the lack of consideration rath- CT than the lack of love that wrecks most homes. Be kind to your wives, fellers.
 When man makes mess of his own life he always acts as if that qualified him for telling everybody else what to do to succeed
 A woman may like story that is a little rare, but she does not want it raw.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

The real contract between two business epocnS may be had by matching against the past IS months the preceding year and half from the beginning of 1919 to the middle of 1920. In that earlier Is months the total of failures but 98O3, against 251S1 in the later period liabilities aggregated only $22O 000, 900, against $S35 ,000, 900.
 There is need now, and perhaps great profit, in descantng the differences in conditions and mood between 1919 and 1921.-between the fair weather year when goods virtually sold themselves and profits piled up almost automatically, and the stormy year when selling again became accomplish ment and prices and inven tories melted. The failures figures suggestive co-efcients of that contrast
 In only two years in the prior third of a century had the total of indebtedness been greater than in 1919. Likewise had to go back to 1881 to nnd
 fewer number of failures; and in only eight years in the preceding half-century had the number been so few as in 1919 despite the great increase mean while (to nearly 1,75O,Ooo) in the number of firms doing business.
 Now the 1921 aggregate of liabilities jumps to s627 ,000, 00O 455 per cent above the 1919 total maximum of $3S5 0OO, 900 for 1915, which reflected the first shock of
 But all this reflects the past. It is the wreckage of storms that have apparently given way to clear ing if not wholly fair weather There may be more wreckage yet drift upon the bankruptcy shore; but the chances would to be that the aggre- gate reached its peak in the latter part of 1921.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Some time the prohibition enforcers going to make seizure of liquors valued at $42075 s1652. or something like that and the newspapers going to play it up all the first page As it goes now the Government men cannot seize less than s00. 900, s5O0,000 or $1 ,000, ,000.-(New York Telegraph)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Groups Of women. influenced by the high prices stormed the shops-A Cable from Vienna
 Over here. low prices influence them to storm the chops Woman is still uncertain. coy and hard to pease."-( Leslie's Weekly.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
News of the Names Club

News of the Names Club Disarmament iconoclasts should take 'possum dinner with C. Brother ly Love, of Nashville, Tenn
 Warning-Dr. Will I. Saw is a sur geon in Nome, Alaska
 For electrical supplies see w. E. Light. Kansas City, Mo-
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Of Course 1t Is

Thus spoke the new fur coat: 'Pm sure no one will doubt That 1 must have a rest
 Since l am just worn out"
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Our idea of diplomat is a who per suade his wife that she looks just as well in cotton stockngs-( Tacoma Ledger.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Further analysis of these figures, compiled by Dun Co.,, suggests how rapidly the tide of bus- ness mortality in the past IS months. Thus the showings the past two years, divided into semi annual periods. compare as follows
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

One sort of open door in China would mean more Japs going in than Chnamen coming out.- (The Shoe Retailer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Daily Sentence Sermon Burning up the road will not set the world on fire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Paste This in Your Hat The man who will put on His thinking cap Will never have to don The old dunce cap.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Doctors Need to Write More Pre-
 ScriptjonS

Says news item: "It is estimated that the number of drug stores in the United States is three times as large as necessary" The estimate must have been made by a dry. The thirsty are convinced there are not a third enough.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
DAD, ASK MA, SHE KNOWS.

Is your sink 30 inches high? It should be 36 inches for comfort. The sanitary Plumbing Shop will change for you. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Watson, Whaddya Make of This?

Qtem in Berca (Ky) Citizen.) R. M. Baker lost nice horse re gently and also Lee Montgomery
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Al,!:uMHyeGS !: VEVVUW ~ E ~
 SAaS haAI
Where They Draw the Line

Where They Draw the Line They've got the vote and swiped our pants, They smoke and really are quite
 rash, But we are here to say. the girls Don't dare to raise a cute mus
 tache.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Just Inquiring to Know How many times have you written 1t 1921?
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Mother Goose for Grown-Ups

Mother Goose for GroWnUps I know a little man Who plays little flute l wonder why his neighbors Are learning how to shoot.
 --Wayside Tales I know a little man
 Who plays little horn That's why the neghbors wish They never had been born.
 C. F. North.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Buying opportunities as adver- tised in today's papers are for every pne-not for the select few
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Boy, Page VoIstead

Financial Note-Money is still tight and shows no signs of sobering up.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Hurrah!! ! !

Hurrah!!! Oh, glory be! Now peace has come, The kid next door Has split his drum!!!!
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24

Next on the Program On the Ground Hog We now will wait To hear him tell
 The weathers fate.
The Alaska daily empire., 1922-01-24
Observations of Oldest Inhabitant

Observations of Oldest lnhdbitant I kin remember when everybody sang Down Went McGinty to the Bottom of the Sea"
 Speaking of High Cost of Travel Going from Bad to Worse is one of the most expensive trips you can take.
 Deadly Stuff
 "A man used to be able to drown his sorrows in the good old wet days" growled the Man who was hay ing domestic troubles.
 "Ya, but with this bootleg whisky you just poison em,' replied his Friend.