The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-08-27
Florida Press

! What has become OF the old-fash-
Toned girl who went walking with YOU
on Sunday afternoon, was in the
seventh heaven of delight If you blew
her to an ice cream soda for nickel
Times Union. Heavens, don't you
know she is the mother of the ador
able "flapper" of today?-Sebring
| White Way.
! Your son is the living photograph of
his father"
Yes, and my daughter is the living
photograph of her mother."-St. Au
gustine Record.
Figures show that only three per
cent of the highways of the United
States are hard-surfaced. Florida
probably shows up as well as most of
the states in this matter-Times-
Union.
The worst thing about vacation is
the boss is liable to find he does not
need you.-Orlando Reporter tar.
Judge Joe ]. Beckham, municipal
Judge in Jacksonville, has decreed
that mufflers on automobiles must
muff1e. Judge Beckham's jurisdic-
ton should be widened and heightened
to give the otter communities relief
from mufflerless mufflers.-Plant City
Courier.
Florida's state fair in Jacksonville
this year has been dated for Novem-
Der IT to rs, and the first literature
announcing the event promises that it
is to be the biggest and best state
fair ever held in the southeast" A
number of counties, it is asserted, have
signed up for more space and low
round-trip rates from points in the
state have been promised.-Miami Me-
tropolis.
I'M. woodson of Polk county was in
town this week. He says he planted
on land recently purchased IN POLK
county two acres in Strawberries ana
two acres in tomatoes, potatoes, ETC..
and that in eight months he mace
enough money to more than pay for the |
land. Yep, that's what you can do in |
Florida-Tampa Herald.
IF a widow is willing to give up |
her weeds for a man, he ought TO be |
willing to cut out smoking for her
sake.-Tampa Times.
Somebody is always taking the JOY |
out of life. Modern car windows are
so easy to open that fellow can't go |
over and open one for pretty girl |
without appearing to -flirt. The old
fashioned kind that used to stick gave |
a fellow a chance to stick around a
One of these days the agricultural
department may devote a htHe al
tention to he astonishing increase IN
the amount of farm land devoted 10
raising golf balls.-Gainesville Sun.
Wonder what is the particular value !.
in the North Pole that such constant ,
efforts are being made, with all SORTS !
of attending hardships, to get TO the !
blamed thinge Won't some other pole
answer the purpose, whatever II Is !
lust as well?-Gainesville News.
While some of the newspaper fell
lers" are cutting the "ue" from a COM
monty used world and simply calling
It "deng fever" it might be suggested
that If weeds are cut, tin cans buried,
kerosene poured on stagnant ponds
and the waters kept moving, there will
be no. use for even the four-lettered
word, for there will be no more OF the
Metropolis.
It will help you to do your best II
YOU start right in the morning and
kiss your wife and children goodbye"
This line Is not for bachelors.-West
Palm Beach Sun.
There are so many hoboes in the L
country it is dangerous to leave a
farm out overnight-Orlando Report
er-Star.
"Poet asks decree from dancer he
we'd at dead wife's request" headlines
the st. Pete Times. One should not
lake too seriously these messages
from the spirit world-Tampa Times.
Amundsen is coming back from his
Arctic trip. It will return the visit
his winter.
II the worlds a stage every man
las a right to a fair show