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Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
MuslcIANs, Clue PRoeRAM-


An evening of song and music will
be held by the Musicians club at the
Woman's club building at o:l5
o'clock tomorrow evening. There will
be no admission charge for members,
either alone or accompanied by one
guest, more guests than one will be
charged 25 cents, and non members
of the club will be charged so cents,
An unusually fine program has been
arranged and a large attendance is
expected.
WINTER VISITORS LEAVE
David G. Griffiths and Mrs. Kate
Lewis left last Tuesday night after
a pleasant visit at the home of their
brother and cousin, Evan Griffiths
on South Park road. Mr.. Griffiths
returned to his home in Ridgway,
Colorado, while Mrs. Lewis went TO
visit relatives and friends In Mis-
souri, and Iowa. They were very
much pleased with the winter climate
in Arizona and think of buying a
winter home here. On the evening
OF March % Mrs. Evan Griffiths, as
sisted by her sister, Mrs. J. z. Bo
Earth. entertained for Mrs. Lewis and
Mr.. Griffiths at the spacious home
of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. F. Bozarth, Twen-
tieth street and Henshaw road. There
were about 80 guests present and all
enjoyed the occasion highly.
BIG CLASS ADOPTION - The
Modern Woodmen of America viii
put on q big class adoption at che
X. of p. hall on Wednesday evening,
April 5. Several candidates and
big delegation win be present from
Peoria and the usual season of good
fellowship and greeting viii be en-
joyed.
EASTERN BANKER HERE-Mr.
and Mrs. Wadsworth Cresse and their
son, Wadsworth, Jr.. were guests OF
Phoenix on Saturday. Mr.. Cresse is
cashier Of the First National bank of
Woodbury.. N J., and is president Of
the Woodbury. Rotary club. Clar-
ence Boynton took them on motor
ride, showing them Salt River valley.
of which Mr.. Cresse had heard so
much and wished to visit.
STATE AUDITOR IN NORTH
Charles w. Fairfield, state auditor
is in the northern part of the state
on business connected with the audi
tors office.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
WATER REPORT

WEATHER FORECAST
ARIZONA: Sunday fair, except
rain southeast portion. Monday fair,
not much change in temperature.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02

During the present Lentep sea-
son which started on March s, there
has appeared in the Republican a
Bible reading lesson of considerable
interest to a large number Of peo-
pie. These lessons are prepared by
the Rev. Philip Y. Pendleton. pas
tor of the Central Christian church.
They are published for the especial
use of the Pocket Testament league.
There will be a Bible reading les
son in the Republican every day un-
til the close of Lent. The Bible
reading lesson for today is as fol-
lows:
Lesson 2S. Mark 5, Part
Conquests in Galilee continued.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02

Deficiency in temperature yester-
day. 1 degree.
Deficiency in temperature since the
first of the month. 1 degree.
Accumulated deficiency in temper
ature since January ], 152 degrees.
Normal precipitation January 1 to
date, 2.36 inches.
Actual precipitation January / to
date, 2.70 inches.
Excess since January /, 81 inch.
Today-Time of sunrise, 5:15 a. m;
sunset, 6:49 p. m; moon set, 1i:41 p.
m. ROBERT @. GRANT.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
Lenten Bible Readings

Fifteen conquests over demons by
the legion.
]. The all powerful command. s.:
Is.
2. A plea for mercy granted. 5:9-13.
8. One foolish request granted, and
another denied, 5:14-20.
Sixteen conquests over prejudice,
incurable sickness, scorn and death.
]. A prejudiced enemy constrained
TO ask a favor. 5:21-24.
2 An incurable sickness healed. s:
1884.
s. The scornful put to shame. s.:
35-40a.
T. The dead raised, and death van
quished, 5:40b-43.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
TO ADDRESS BUSINESS GIRLS

TO ADDRESS BUSINESS GIRLS
An event of unusual significance in
the affairs planned by the organiza-
tion will be held by the Business and
Professional Women's club on Thurs
day evening, when the Rev. William
Scarlett, dean OF Trinity cathedral,
will speak before the members. a
musical number viii be given by Mrs.
Cora c.. Turpie, assistant vocal in
structor at the Arizona School OF
Music
HERE FROM TExAS--J. Fl. Bu-
chanan, father of Mrs. d. L. Johnson,
1906 West Fillmore street, with her
sister, Mrs. J. A. Phinny. Jr, and
daughter Sarah. are visiting with
Mrs. johnson, who recently recovered
from severe attack Of pneumonia
The visitors are from Fort Worth,
Tex
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
HMIss CIVILIZATION

"MiSS CIVILIZATION" Miss
Civilization" will be the name of the
play TO be given at the Arizona
School of Music on Friday. April Z,
as a benefit for the Rebekah lodge.
The leading part will be played by
the same person who appeared re-
Gently as Zenobia in "Springtine. y
directed by Mrs. Dwight Earl Eas-
ley. Parties wishing tickets or in
formation can procure the same at
Ford's soda shop. Admission will be
so cents.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
ANNOUNCE I WINNERS
IN PUTTING CONTEST

Following are the winners in the
Friday afternoon putting contest on
the San Marcos golf grounds:
Mrs. A J. Chandler "A
Mrs. G. S. Siddall ................2o 20
ID. "A. Hinton ...........'s''''' - : 9
Mrs G.. Graham Bell ...........26
Mrs ]. F. McFerren .....,....,...2i
Mrs. l.. B. StillWell ...........,...S4
Mrs II. B. McDaniels ............29 20
Among the out-of-town attendants
at the San Marcos dinner dance Fri
day evening were noticed Mr.. and
Mrs. George E. Lilly. Mr.. and Mrs.
Chas O'Mally, Mr.. and Mrs. 8. u.
Spencer. Miss Josephine Holman, F.
J. Thiene, Jr., Logan Munson, Miss
Kathedine Moore, Phoenix: Miss May
Merboth Morgan. Chicago; d. A. Nc
Clung, Phoenix: Miss Dilly, Tempe;
f. Fl. Bouton. Chandler: Eric A. Asst
lett, Montclair, n. j.: c. A. Parsons,
Mary c. Seavell. Arthur L. Goodwin,
Edward A. Marshall, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. j. Lyncy. Miss Frances Londer-
gan, Miss Adella Stinson, Phoenix;
Ralph Reynolds. Chandler.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02
Born

VAN DENBURGH - To Mr.. and
Mrs. Van Denburgh, 20 West Cyprus
avenue, on Saturday. April l, son
weighing 101z pounds. Both mother
and son are reported to be doing nice
~. Mr.. Van Denburgh is a civil en-
gineer. Mrs. Van Denburgh formerly
was Miss Mildred Dodenhoff.
Arizona republican., 1922-04-02

A ARIZONA LODGE no. ?. F.
- & A. NJ, will meet in stated
VkGSO session Tuesday, April 4, 1922,
~ at 1880 p. m. Business and
election of two trustees. Sojourning
Brothers cordially in vited.
OSCAR C. BARTLETT.
~ w NJ
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OA1 aI aAO
NARY GRAHAM BONNER
PiNkY PIGS IDEA

81 have an idea" grunted Pinky
Pig.
"Of what use is that?" asked Grand
father Porky. "No one can eat it,"
mo one CAN" grunted Miss Ham.
mo one" said Mrs. Pinky Pig.
"No one." said Master Pink Pig.
mot ever a pig could, and a pig
isn't fussy." said Sammy Sausage.
SAMMY is right" said Brother
Bacon.
"But maybe he has an idea of how
to find food or something like that"
suggested Miss Ham. 1--WE had better
let him speak,"
Let him speak," the others said,
"as there might be something TO what
Miss Ham says"
You all talk" said Pinky Pig, "as
though You could stop me from
speaking II o wanted TO. You
could all grunt and squeal so loudly
that I cOrldn't be heard but at the
same time that mightn't stop me from
speaking.
~ might become discouraged. but I
don't believe I'd be as discouraged as
all that for I've often had nice talks
with myself when all of you have been
grunting and s%Guealing."
"Nyhat in the world have you said
to yourself?" they asked him.
"Oh, I've said. "'Well Pinky, If
you're smart and watch closely out
Of your right eye you may get more
food than anyone else
"And I've said:
"'NOw Pinky, grab from your BROTH
ers and sisters and your parents and
your grandparents. Do not disgrace
the family name of pig
"And I've said to myself, 'Pinky.
young pig never forget that you are
4 pig! Be a regular pig. Don't be
unseifsh or generous, don't be any,
thing foolish like that. BE a regular
pigr
"And I've said to myself, there now,
If you're quick, you can grab that
away from your brother. Hurry now,
Pinky.'
"Such have been the things I've
said TO myself"
"WeIl well, that's different" Grand
father Porky said. 1--WE had an idea,
! think. at least | know | had, that
you had said quite different things to
Yourself"
Eyes, we dill thought So" said the
other pigs.
"What did you think / had said to
myself?" asked Pinky.
"Well. | was afraid" said Grand
father Porky. that perhaps you had
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0De
ORIOLE

Her conclusion was drowned out.
"Oh. Florence, say not sol Say not
So, Florence! Say not sol"
The hateful ~entreaty still murmured
IN her resentful ears that night. as
she fell asleep; and she passed into
the beginnings of a dream with her
lips Slightly dimpling the surface Of
her pillow In belated repartee. And
upon waking, though II vas Sunday.
her first words. half slumbrous in the
silence OF the morning, were, "Vile
fhings!" Her faculties became more
alert, during the preparation OF a
toilet which was TO serve not only for
breakfast. but with the addition Of
gloves, a hat, and a blue velvet coat,
for church and Sunday school as well (;
and she planned Il hundred ven
ge1nces. That Is to say, her mind
dlu not occupy itself with plots pos
slbly 10 make real; rather II dahbled
among those fragmentary visions that
love TO overlap and displace one an
other In the shifty retina of the minds
eye.
But In all Of these pictures, where
In prevaillngly she seemed some sort
of deathly powerful Queen Of Poetry,
the postures assumed by the figures OF
MeSsrs. Atwater and Rooter (both
In an extremity Of rags) were miser-
ably suppliant. So she soothed her
self a little-but not long. Herbert In
the next pew In church, and Henry In
the next beyond that, were perfect
compositions in smugness. They were
cold, c%ontented, ~aristocratic; and had
al imperturbable understanding be.
tween themselves-qulte ~perceptible
to the sensitive Florence-that she
a nuisance capably disposed
of by their beautiful discovery Of Say
not sol" Florence's feelings were UNI
becoming to the place and occasion.
But at four o'clock that afternoon
she was assuaged into a mllder con-
dition by the arrival. according TO an
agreement maze in Sunday school, of
the popular Miss Patty Fairchild.
Patty was thirteen and a half; an
exquisite person with g~old-dusted
hair, eyes of perfect blue. and an al
Turing air of sweet self-consciousness.
Henry Rooter and Herbert Illings-
worth Atwater, Jr., out gathering
news, saw her entering Florence's
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"FJenrv ~Rooser-Herbert, too
--th~v make s:ck-thAt's what
they do"

CTo BE CONTINUED
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recited poetry 20 yourself or m
thing like that, and gracious, good
ress, that would be an awful thing
for a pig TO do"
San awful thing for a pig to do"
the others squeaied. "Yes, we thought
WREN he said he had talked to him
self he might have recited poetry"
they all squealed and grunted.
81 should say not, / should say not"
said Pinky. "For I don't know any
poetry except the cradle song my
mother used to sing to me. ! believe
all pigs know 1t. We don't hear 1t
when we're In the cradle. as pigs are
never in cradles. but we hear 1t in the
Pig Sly by our mothers side.
1T goes like this:
go to sleep. my little pink pig,
When you growup in the mud you can
dig:
Always be greedy. so greedy. my pig.
For to be kindly we don't care a fig.
Always grab all you can. little pig,
Then when you grow up 10 be very big
You'll be just a nice. fat, greedy young
pig,
And that will make mother pigs heart
dance a jig!'
"But I was going to tell you all nv
idea" he said, "only We got talking
about other things"
"Oh yes" they squealed.
MY idea was that when any OF
you had anything left over YOU didn't
want. you would give 1t to mn be-
cause ! have such a nice name-Pinky
Pig"
And all the pigs %squealed that that
was the poorest idea they had heard
In many a day!
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gate, and Immediately forgot that
they were reporters. They become ST.
lent and gradually moved toward the
house of their newspapers sole
poetess.
Florence and Patty occupied them
selves indoors for half an hour: then
went out into the yard to study a
mole's tunnel that had interested Flor
ence recently. They followed 1t across
the lawn at the south side of the
house. discussing the habits Of moles
and other matters of zoology; and
finally lost the track near the fence.
which was here the back fence"
higher than their heads. Patty looked
through a knothole to see IL the tun-
mel was visible In the nex yard. but
without reporting upon her observa-
tions she turned. as If carelessly, and
leaned back against the fence, cover
Ing the knothole.
FLORENCE" she said. in a tone soft
err and lovelier than she had been
using heretofore FLORENCE. do you
know what ! think?"
mo. Could you see any more tracks
over there?"
FLORENCE" said Patty-T was Just
going TO tell you something--only may
be ! better not"
"why not7v Florence inquired. $50
on and tell me-"
"No.' said Patty. gently. You
might thlnk It was ally"
mo. I won't"
"yes. you might"
II promise I won't"
well. then--oh, Florence. I'm sure
your think It's sillyi"
II promised wouldn't"
"Weil-I don't think ! better .
IL"
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PRETTY PATTY.

Synopsis-Proud possessor OF a
printing press and equipment, the
gift of Uncle Joseph 10 his nephew.
Herbert lllingsworth Atwater. Jr.,
aged thirteen, the fortunate youth
with his chum, Henry Rooter,
about the same age, begins the pub
lication OF q fuli-lledged newspaper.
the North end Daily Oriole. Her
bert's small cousin. Florence At
water. beng barred from any kind
of participation In the enterprise,
on account OF her intense and nat
uTal feminine desire TO boss" Is
frankly annoyed, and not at all
backward in saying so. However.
a poem she a written Is accepted
for insertion in the Orlole, on a
strictly commercial basis-cash in
advance. The poem suffers m
what from the inexperience OF the
youthfu' publishers In the art
preser' ative."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09
SHE DYED A SWEATER,
SKIRT AND CHILD'S COAT
WITH "DlAMOND DYES"

Each package of Diamond Dyes con.
tains directions so simple any woman can
dye OF tint her worn, shabby dresses,
skirts, waists, coats, stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything,
even if she has never dyed before. Buy
Diamond Dyes"-no other kind-then
perfect home dyeing is sure because Dia-
mond Dyes are guaranteed not to spot,
fade, streak, or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye is
wool or silk. or whether il is linen, cotton
or mixed goods.-advertisement.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09
Prayers Not Answered.

y Sunday School Teacher-Why. Rob-
ert, l am surprised to hear you say
that you don't believe our prayers are
answered. ! !.
Robert-WeIl. the angels brought a
new baby to our house last week and
all the time l had been praying for a
goat. \
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09
Iiohtheaded.

First Glass Srnnf Ito Tenderfcot who
Is standing on his head and shimmy.
ing vioiently,-What's the big Idea?
Tenderfoor-rve just been to the
harber's.-Boys' Life.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09
A Rostonian Lesson.

Pronounce Cannes with the Bos-
tonian "a" as In dance" to rhyme
with "aunts" and not with ants
Boston Globe.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09
No Insurance.

No Insurance.
THAT was just like him." sobbed the
widow.
"What?"
-Didn't have a bit OF life insurance.
and the newspapers in this town Civ
ing ii away."-DetrOit Free Press.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-02-09

You cen tell false teeth from nature
ones because they are nearer perf~s
tion than real onea.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
Papal Robes.

During the election of a new pope
it is customary to prepare in adj
vance three sets of white papal robes
of different sizes, as no one can tell
which Of the candidates for papa1
honors will be chosen. On Septem-
Der 6, 1914 when Benedict XIV en-
tered the Sistine chapel arrayed in
the papal robes of the smallest size,
it was found that even these We're
far too large. Tie robes must be in
readiness, as the pope on his election
is Immediately clad in his yestments
and receives the homage of the as
sembled cardinals. It is not unusual
for both the robes and the Fisher
mans ring-the symbol of papal au.
thority--to have to undergo altera
ton to fit the new pope.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
GRADUATING RAYS OF SUN
French Physician Has Method by
Which He Is Able to Intensity
the Treatment.

AT a hospital in Algiers simplifying
mirrors are used to intensity the sun
light treatment and graduate it at
will. A set of from one to fifty of
these separately adjustable rejecting
mirrors throws the rays on the desired
region. This increases by 30 per cent,
or more, the concentration of the rays.
Wells and screens aid in the gradua-
ton.
DR.. Miramond de Laroquette writes
in archives de Medicine ct de Phar-
macie (Paris) that he prefers to use
small fat mirrors, set in a square
frame, rather than concave refiectors.
He gauges the dose by the action on
scrap of sensitized paper and by three
thermometers; one is black, one is
shiny to reflect the rays, and the third
is sheltered from the rays. For
stimulating effect only, the dose is 80
to 40 G, by the black thermometer
the optimum, SO to 40 c. By these
means the treatment is systematic and
free from harm, and the result, he
says, can be counted on.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
Important 10 Mothers
DID NOT WORK OUT RIGHT
Chinaman Had His Own Particular
Way of Looking at That Raise
of Wages.

Sir William Pearce, NJ p, told
good story recently in support of the
argument that a man will not neces-
sarily work better if you raise his
wages.
A man who lived abroad had en-
ployed for many years an excellent
Chinese cook. He decided to raise
the mans wages.
When the Chinaman received the in
creased money at the end of the
month, he said why have you paid.
me more?"
Because you have been a good
cook" his employer replied.
''Then you have been swindling me
all these years. cried the Chinaman,
and he promptly left his masters serv-
ice.-London Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02

to insist on fair play when help
less sister nation is being attacked,
robbed and thrown out to die"
The Wood-Forbes report was de-
Eclared, despite sits recommendation
of making haste slowly, a tribute to
the good sense, the desire for knowl-
edge of the Filipinos." The report of
the mission board asserted that the
Horsepower treaty would help solve
zone of the larger difficulties that con-
front the Philippine program, viz, the
danger of aggression by other ma
finnS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
Felt Like 1t

Some boys were being given instruc-
ton in diving. The particular lesson
was on the swallow dive "Now,
Jenkins" said the instructor to the
most backward pupil, ''you take a
turn" Jenkins made a hopeless at
tempt and created an alarming splash.
That's not a swallow dive" said the
instructor. isn't it," gurgled the I'M
fortunate Jenkins. 'fWhy, / thought /
had swallowed the whole pool |"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
Inferior Moon

The evening we dropped anchor in
the bay of Yeddo the moon was hang
ing directly over Yokohama. 1t was
a mother-of-pearl moon. and might
have been manufactured by any of the
delicate artisans in the Hanchodorf
quarter. 1t impressed one as being a
very good imitation, but nothing more.
Nammikawa, the cloisonne-Worker at
Toxic, could have made better
,noon.-Thomas Bailey Aldrich.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02

scented here to the general assembly,
in annual session.
The allies were censured for per-
hitting, by apathy, opportunism and
timidity, the Turks practically to die
tate terms in the Near East. 'The
latest decision of the allies" the re-
port added, which apparently lea Jes
the Armenians under the sovereignty
of the Turk, seems to be shocking be-
trayal OF justice. Nor can the United
States escape responsibility. The plea
that she must avoid entangling al
Iiancns does not warrant her refusal
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
on Namino Babies.

A law was passed recently in Nor
way prohibiting the bestowal of ridicu-
lous names on babies. Also no French
child may be given a name that does
not occur in the official list drawn up
for the purpose, comprising $4,000
items.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
cuticura SOAP for the Complexion.

CUFicUra Soap Tor the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cuticura Talcum, and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Observation-Disclosures.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
WOULD MAKE STRONG STAND
Presbyterian Board of Foreign Mis-
sions Condemns Action o. Allies
in the Near East.

Des Moines, Iowa.-The Wood
Forbes investigation in the Philippines
the situation in China, Mexican and
japanese relations, the non-cO-opera-
tive movement in India, and the Near
East question we're touched upon In
the report of the Presbyterian board
.--.--. ...a..-aou.- .--hfnln rr-nr. mo
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
Justifiable.

II presume you are very particular
about observing the conventions Of
the game" remarked the Fastener
as he settled down for a sociable lit
tie game OF stud in Tombstone, Ariz.
"We'Ie all of that" replied the
western dealer genially. when any
stranger get too far ahead we al
ways shoot him on the spot. "-Amer-
lean Legion Weekly.
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a Counter PronosaI

eyes, sir, Mr.. Morgan went right
up to Martha's counter and asked her
to marry him. Would you believe
it?'
"Sort of proposal, you
might say remarked the erudite
foorWaIker.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02

These will be the good old days"
of some later generation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1922-06-02
\ TToRNEY GENERAL DAUGH-

a TTORNEY GENERAL DAUGH-
"A ERTY'S course in relation to
war contract frauds and his alleged
connection with the securing of
Charles w. Morse's release from the
Atlanta penitentiary continue to sup
ply the ''warmest" of the news from
Washington. Senator Caraway of Ar
kansas is the most persistent of those
attacking Daugherty, and the latter
made the assertion that the senator
was actuated to throw a screen about
men guilty of war frauds. To this
Caraway responded with a challenge
to the attorney general daring him to
bring about a congressional investiga-
ton to determine the truth of his
charges. Said the Arkansan:
81 defy Daugherty to ask the senate
to pass a resolution for an investiga-
ton. If he does not do it, he stands
convicted before the public as the
man who has entered into corrupt
agreement to defraud the government,
although he is the attorney general !;
and if his party will not let him be
investigated his party must take the
responsibility for not doing it. He
said certain things were true. / say
when he said it that ne uttered will
full and malicious falsehood.'