The Pleasantville press. (Pleasantville, N.J.) 1912-1929, 1922-03-11

The most useful of all libraries is a
mans thinkery.
Keep a stiff upper lip. Dropping
n e are not becoming.
We arise TO remark that it is often
safer to remain seated.
Silence is golden when the other
fellow has the longest reach.
The only thing that is worse than a
fiat joke is one that is fatter.
Forget it. The other fellow can
growl enough for both of you.
A good yell for any school-"Here's
to good old milk, drink her down.
1t is a waste of energy for some
people to say they can't. 1t is a self
evident fact.
Spend more time planning your
clothes and you'll spend less money
buying them.
We agree with the ministry that
jazz is immoral. Otherwise it would
not be so popular.
Keeping our best foot forward may
be good advice, but it is a difficult
method of progressing.
It's a fact. The more we do the
more we can do, and the less we do
the less we want to do.
The thief in the night is becoming
a back number. Most of them are
now pulled off in daylight.
There is one common ground upon
which we can all agree. That is u
inalienable right to disagree.
A wife, a kid, a dog and a cat make
a perfect quartette, but many hus-
bands enumerate from the bottom.
This life contains a lot of ups and
downs, but most of our profit is found
while drifting around in the middle.
Gran'ma says: Some women shoot
their husbands, others get the same
results cooking all their food in a fry
ing pan.
If long skirts are worn for another
ten years the fellows will get back to
the old exciting game of taking 'em
on faith.
One truth stands out above all 9th
ers. The rehabilitation of Europe will
be an accomplished fact after it is
rehabilitated.
These frequent sunny days make us
lllHh THAT oplllS 10 Ou tlt way, Out
let us hope that it is not headed in
the wrong direction.
Foreigners who come over here and
criticise us are not entirely to be en-
sured. How else can they camouiage
their own inferiority?
There is only one effective method
of checking the fellow who begins to
tell you his family troubles. Tear off
a few bigger Ones of your Owl
No, Eve did not own a s~elf-wringing
mop or a long handled dustpan, but
cleaning up after a twentieth century
family was unknown in the Garden of
Eden.
One way TO get poor is to shop when
you have no definite purchases in
mind. You'll usually come home with
a lot of useless trash which you don't
really need.
You, Mr.. Man, If you could make
a five spot every time you kiss your
wife you would speedily develop into
the most loving husband this world
has yer produced.
When making over old coats for the
children's playtime, sew up the but
tonholes, set the buttons over them
and make new buttonholes on the 9TH
er side of the coat.
How many dairymen will come in
from feeding roughage and suceulent
feeds to their stock and sit down to a
meal of meat, potatoes, and bread,
with custard pie for dessert?
How would a row of hollyhocks
look against the house this summer,
and what would you think of a back
ground of l%arkspur for an old-fashion-
ed garden? Get the family around
the sitting room table tonight and
start planning for next summers flow
ers.
The melancholy days have come,
The saddest of the year,
When colds, and flu and w%hooping
cough,
Rob life of all its cheer.
But open up your windows wide,
Fresh air by day and night
VIII knock contagion in the head
And put the colds to flight.