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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-01

Foreign Advertising Representative
THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION
THE "oRPHAN" TARIFF BILL.
Especial Correspondence

Washington, Aug. 30.-When the
Fordney- McCumber Profiteers' Tar
iff bill with 2,436 amendments made
by the Senate, was sent to confer
ence, where it is predicted it will re-
main until after the election, it re-
ceived new name from the Demo-
cratic acting floor leader in the
House, Representative Garrett OF
Tennessee, who christened it anew
in the following words:
'1To the very great regret Of every
member of the House, the gentle
man from Michigan (Mr. Fordney,)
whose name it will bear on behalffof
the House announced his voluntary
retirement from Congress. The
gentleman whose name it will bear
on the part of the Senate (Mr. Nc
Cumber), was defeated IN the PR
maries, and, therefore, the bill is an
orphan before it is born"
Throughout the entire tariff dis
cussion the Republican reactionary
leaders in Congress have made a
speciality of insulting, accusing and
denouncing legitimate business men.
especially those engaged in import
ing and in mercantile pursuits.
They have been accused by the Re-
publican reactionary leaders of
falsehoods, conspiracy by the most
reprehensible and dishonest methods
while their only offense has been
their opposition to the worst prof
Iiteering and dishonest tariff bill
ever submitted in Congress. The
great Republican press of the coun-
try equally opposed to the bill have
likewise been accused by the Repub-
lican reactionary leaders.
Republican leaders of Congress
fear the rising wrath of their con-
stituents. In private, members OF
the House, who have just returned
from a short vacation, admit that
the Constructive measures" advo.
Gated and considered by the Admin
istration are very unpopular back
home. They are running from their
legislative program. The constant
fire of the press and the people
generally at the tariff bill has given
Republicans up for reelection
fright. While pretending to favor
the carrying out of party pledges
made in the 1918 and 1920 cam
paigns, the men who actually steer
the course of Congress are trying
to bring about an adjournment to
keep from making any more record
to be hammered on the stump.
The nationwide movement against
the "profiteers' tariff has aroused
the people. Republicans are sick
of the job, and doubt the wisdom or
sending it to the President at this
time. Interests that lobbied for
the high duties and special provis-
ions are eager for it's passage, but
members of Congress who mus
stand or fall on the old-time Re-
publican issue dread the campaign.
If present plans work out the
leaders of Congress, will run away
and leave the task cut out for
themselves at the beginning of the
present Congress unfinished Re-
publicans in close districts consider
their chances better now than they
would be with the Presidents name
to the tariff or the ship subsidy bill.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-01
The Key that UnIocks the Door to
Long Living.

The men of eighty-five and ninety
years of age are not the rotund,
well-fed, but thin. spare men, who
live on a slender diet. Be as care
fal as he will. however, a man past
middle age will occasionally eat too
much or of some article of food not
suited to his constitution, causing
indigestion or constipation and will
need dose of Chamberlain's Tab
lets to move his bowels and inyig-
crate his stomach. When this is
done, there is no reason why the
average man should not live to, a
ripe old age. N
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-01
RED CROSS FUND.

previously acknowledged. .$1434.47
Sixth District Auxiliary. 5000
Liberty Grove Auxiliary. 400
MRS. W. J. vinsinger. 200
Mr. q Mrs. ?. Hartenstine 500
MISS Fannie Marshbank.. 100
Mrs 7. Y. Wells......... 100
MRS. w. y. smith. ....... 100
f1eien II. Reed. ......... 100
Amount to date ..,.s15O9.47
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-01

When money talks the worlo
never turns a deaf ear.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1922-09-01
E. r. Burlington & Son.
p,.,n.
Rising SUM- Maryland.
Store three nights week.
Some Startling Reductions
For AuguSt!


Pennsylvania Philadelphia Lawn Mowers-were s11 On
Sls.0o $500, now $780, $3.50 $1,000. Better buy
now only have and prices will he NO low
er next year, we are told.
Base Ball Goods-2O5 Genuine Louisyine Singer
Dats were $500 now $780, Reach Balls were 50 90
now $16O Reach Gloves were 81 20 80 so
$500 $3.50 and $3.50 20, $780, $40 80 ssao
Other goods proportion. "
Steel Fishing Rods cork grin and reel seat 9
ft-were $225. now $500. were s175 $500
$40 & $40. 49, 4''
Pocket Knives-2O% Off $1oo knives soc; s125 knives
$o0; $16o knives s2O; knives So 90 knives
$1!6O-real values. $3.50 T es'
$3.50. go VOC WV spout
American Fence Wire-26 in Hog-was soc rod now
Soc q 45c rod IS in. Fed-was DC soc rod now
45c rod 4S in. & rod now K5c rod "a in .
and R-was CSC rod.
Mounted Grndstones-were $3.50 & $780, now $3.50 q
Fly Nets-were $1,000, 1925 ss25, now s175 ST.
Oil Cook Stoves & 8 burner-New Perfection New
layior Fiorence-were $1,000 $4,000. $500 s2O
l-Burner Glass Door ovens-were $780, now $780,
$500 $500. ''O' No"
These prices good forth only so don't delay
HAINES & KIRK
RISING SUN, MARYLAND
The Hardware Store Main Street
STORE OPEN NIGHTS WEEK
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

members OF the Past Matrons cluh
and their husbands, o. Il. 8 po;na
to Ordway tc attend tho funeral or
Mrs. Thomes.
Mrs. Carrie McKeeby visited Mrs
Geo. Morhart and Mrs. Dwight Jonas
in Fowler last Thursday.
Miss Gillie Rutherford Is spendre
her vacation with her aunt Mrs r. II
Rutherford in Olncy Springs.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. G.. CIatworthy nc
companied by Mr.. and Mrs. ] H.
Buell.. of Ordway. motored to Pueblo
Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Adams with
Mro. Steven Michel and small
nephew left Monday for Colorado
Springs for . few weeks with her mar
ents.
J. B. Johnson and daughter Sylvia
went to Denver Tuesday in response
to telegram stating that Mr.. John
sons brother had been eletrocuted.
The Misses Vera and Ruby Hipp re-
turned from school at Gunnison, Sat
urday evening.
Mrs. Florona Hyde returned to her
home in Pueblo Wednesday after two
weeks visit with Mr.. and Mrs. o. y.
Com3tOck.
Col. Paul Newton visited his fam
lily in Olney Springs from Saturday to
Wednesday,.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

of this awful malady. They are not
willing to cooperate with anyone
who is trying to reform the amuse-
ments now being used for the de-
struction of society.
The Honorable William Fl. Hays
deserves the unstinted praise and
support of all Christian people in
his efforts to clean the filthy screens
and wash out the cesspools of nov
ing picture studios.
Every virtue-loving woman in the
land ought to come to his support
and demand the closing of every
theatre which exhibits any picture
with an immoral subject or false
coloring.
If you are not willing to support
men who are trying to cure the
populace of their mad amusement
insanity then you should prepare the
funeral cortege for the wrecked
bodies of your sons and daughters.
Help us to treat your malady, re-
form your amuscments, and direct
the people in the road of sanity and
moral development.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25
CROWLEY BRIEFS

T. Il. Miller of Illinois spent few
days last week visiting here with his
con Edwin Miller.
Work is going on at the Gerard
cantaloupe sheds. Packing and ship
ping begins in full force next week.
Miss Mary Margaret Stout of Den
yer is the guest of Miss Nell Trainor.
Miss Nell Trainor entertained at
dinner Monday evening. Miss Mary
Margaret St3ut, Miss Lelette Murray.
and Donald Henderson, of Denver.
and Francis De Mieux of Topeka,
Kansas.
j. L. Orr and Charles Buehler are
hauling tomatoes to Pueblo.
j. r. Henry made business trip to
Pueblo THU sday.
Zenas Brush is now employed at
the Drescher service station.
r. l.. Simpler was in Pueblo or
business Friday of last week.
A number OF Crowley young folka
attended the dance at Holbrook pavil-
ion Saturday evening.
Machinery at the canning factory
is being overhauled and all
preparations being made for tomato
canning which begins next week.
Mrs. Harry Skaggs who has been
dangerously i'll of peritonities at a
Rocky Ford hospital is slightly i'm
proved. Although not yet out of
danger, some hopes are now enter
tanned for her recovery.
Mr.. Glenn Rusher made a trip to
Wetmore. Colorado last week.
Mr.. w. T.. Wilson has taken over
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25
nv SPRINGS BRIEFS

sbe,burne and baby left
rs sd.y N for their home in Tart.
lnu'' 'a visiting enroute in Col
ioIn's Mexico. Mrs. Shelburne
Ns' visiting their parents Mr.
,''s ues y y. voorhees, since June
:, Wednesday, Mrs A. A, Lada
as' ~ pueblo with her Sunday
0,'" oisht Young women. to pic
'' W. W marks. After spending the
u ~ ' the peaconess' Home. they
F,ned THURSDAY morning
valma williams returned
saturday evening after ten days
h. bospital in Pueblo. she rs re-
,.a her strength very satisfac-
Bly,
I,,OrJay the Woman's Bible class
/ !, social pie supper at the church
|ovjng short program. A nice
w ,horoy enjoyed themselves.
cbilson and two young daugh-
ra,urned missionary from CEN
|, Africa. had charge of the eve
ssrvice at the church Sunday.
1 talk on conditions in her field Of
n. in Africa by Mrs. Chilson was
,r instructive and the young girls
u sweetly afterwards.
n, and Mrs. f. f. McKeeby enjoy
visit from fourteen Pueblo
,suds Sunday morning. They were
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

the ice business for Crowley. C. B.
Trice who has been in charge is
doing truck work.
The Hor8eman Restaurant has been
moved to the first door south of the
picture show.
Mr.. Russell McFall has returned
from Missouri where he has been
working for the past three months.
Miss Edith Mcclure has gone to
Pueblo to visit her brother and
family.
Miss Mary Kirk and Miss Celeste
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25
AUTOCA STIR

The old people have become in
sane on the subject; the middle
aged are intoxicated; and the youth
OF the land are hopelessly engulfed.
Babies are born in the mad house
of Jazz and are being rocked in the
cradle of indecency.
The amusement mania or pleas
ure insanity seems to have afflicted
eighty-tive per cent OF the popula-
ton. They are today spending mil
lions and millions of dollars for a
day of folly or nightride OF moral
fatality.
They do not seem to agree with
anyone who is trying to cure them
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25
NOTICE

These Entries were omitted from
the premium list of the Crowley
County Fair.
Premiums the same as for other
articles of Glass C.
Div. BREAD
Div.3-Canned Peas
Div. 4-Blackberry Jelly, Cherry
Jelly
Div. 5-Watermelon preserves.
Cherry preserves.
Div. 6-Pickled red beets
FASHION NOTE
Danel-''What kind of car have you?
Strachan-"A Venus Four"
Danel-"Oh,I Il sea stripped chassis,
Multi Millions-"Is your son home
from college?"
Well Thee-"I presume so, l
haven't seen my car for a week"
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

"When woman tells man her
heart is broken it is time to duck.
She is looking fer repairman."
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

Kidder are spending the week in
Pueblo consulting an eye specialist.
About tea Crowley couples attend
ed the dance given on the Wilson
platform north of Olney Saturday
evening.
Bob Wright reports big branding
day at his camp at Antelope Springs
on Thursday.
Miss Nell Trainor was entertained
at the home of Miss Marie Hamilton
in Rocky Ford on Sunday.
WHY NOT?
Johnny: Mother, do l have to
wash my face?"
Mother: Certainly, dear"
Johnny: CAV, why can't I just
powder it like you do yours?"
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25
AMUSE-
MENT
MANIA

Greece and Rome. We are march
ing toward the same precipice. The
increased population of the world
and the extra facilities afforded US
make 1t possible for quicker de.
cline. The people seem to have
forgotten all about life's more seri-
Gus, work and are engaged in a
mad competition for pleasure. There
are more people trying to commer-
cialize this tendency or mania for
amusement than ever before, and,
Tor financial considerations they are
furnishing more kinds of amuse-
mentS.
Proprieties are being shattered,
principles are being abandoned, and
characters sacrificed in the mad
rush to reach the Beach of FRI
volity and Pleasure.
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

,ra ms is the amusement age. TheI
49, dnn ior amusements foretells theI
uoo'il , oil present day civilization. LII
The Ordway new era., 1922-08-25

reader of historyI
you will note the|
similarity between|
this age and the
one which pre-
ceded the fall OF.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

Wanted Corn to Grind-We have
installed new corn crusher and can
take care of your needs in that line;
corn crushed in the shuek if desired.
]. J. Draffin & Son, Atoka, Tenn,
Route 2. 1w
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
TANLAC DEMAND
IS GREATER THAN
EVER IN HISTORY
Modern Plants Have Increased Ca
pacity of 62.24O Bottles Day,
But Makers Are Still Behind Or
ders-Medieine Publicly Endorsed
BY Best People Everywhere.

+ During the first seven months of
this year 3,5S4,000 bottles of Tanlac
have been sold and a new world rec
ord for proprietary medicine is es-
tablished.
Tanlac's widespread and ever-in-
creasing popularity is the strongest
possible proof of its unquestioned
merit. No product, no matter how
extensively advertised, could continue
to establish world records for sales
year after year if it did not produce
actual and positive results.
Tanlac is composed of the most
beneficial roots, herbs and banks
known to medical science. The
formula is ethical and conforms to
all pure food and drug laws, and al
though Tanlac's superiority is album
dainty supported by leading authori-
ties, it is the people themselves who
have made Tanlac what it is. Mil
lions upon millions have used it and
have told other millions what it has
done, while thousands of the best
people in every community have
given public statements of the great
benefits they have received by taking
it.
Tanlac is sold by all good drug
gists.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
some GOOD ADVICE
Strengthened BY COvingtOn Expert
ences.

Kidney disease is too dangerous
to neglect. At the first sign Of
backache, headache, dizziness or
urinary disorders you should give
the weakened kidneys prompt atten-
ton. Eat little meat, take things
easier and use reliable kidney
tonic. There's no other kidney medi-
cine so well recommended as Doan's
Kidney Pills. Covington people rely
on them. Here's one Of the many
statements from Covington people:
w. c. Massey, retired farmer, 210
South Byars street says: "My
trouble started after recovered from
malaria fever. | had to get up DUR
ing the night to pass the kidney Sc
cretions and they contained sediment
and were unnatural. My back ached
just over my kidneys and I could
hardly stoop. There were large
puffy SPOTS beneath my eys, and as
Doan's Kidney Pills had been used in
the family, began to take them. ]
soon got relief and | am glad to
recommend Doan's."
Price go cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy
get Doan's Kidney PiIls--the same
that Mr.. Massey had. Foster Mil
burn CO., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

Next Wednesday, November /, will
be sheeting day at this store. Don't
forget the date. Well have on sale
nearly 1000 yards Of 1914, 90-inch
Sea Island sheeting at 40c. Supply
Company.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

For Sale--A lot of Gull lumber at
$3.50 per thousand: also stoyewood.
Mayes & Hill. aug24tf
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

A rally held recently at st. Luke's
Baptist church, of which Rev. E. H.
Maxwell is pastor, was very success
full. An offering of $62391 was
taken. The Zion Jubilee choir furn-.
ished music for the occasion.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

For SaIe-Five-p passenger Dodge
touring car, two Ford touring cars
and a Ford sedan. All of these cars
have been overhauled and are in good
running condition and have good
rubber. G. M. & A. Co. sep28tf
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

For 6ale-One registered Jersey
bull, three years old, solid color
black tongue and switch; name Larry
Greenwood; sire, Larry Boy; dam,
Olga Greenwood: registration No.
164187 G. T. Strong, Atoka, Tenn.
oct12tf
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
ADS.

For Saie-G me your orders fer
Japan seed pans. have something
new with several outstanding fea-
lures not found in any other, which
insures the catching of more seed.
w. p bearing, Red Oak Farm, Gov
ington. octt9tf
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

| desire to express to my friends
my sincere appreciation and thanks
for their loyal support given my can
didacy in the race for city marshal,
which resulted in my election.
| am profoundly grateful for the
honor bestowed on me and am deeply
indebted to my friends for their sup
port. Respectfully,
T. 4 COATS.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

Strayed- Hampshire SOW, weight
about $50 pounds. Notify /. H. Ma
lone. 1w
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
AMONG THE cOLoDER PEOPLE

The Plummer's Grove Baptist
church, Rev. H. H. Edmonds, pastor.
held rally the past week and raised
sum amounting to $737.57 for the
benefit of the church.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

When making purchases from our
advertisers, tell them that you saw
their ad. in the Leader.
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26

Taken Up - Three heifers, one
slack and white spotted, one brown
with white face, one brown with
short horns. Owner can have same
BY paying for feeds damage and TINS
ad. Josh Jones, Covington, Route
4. Tvs
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
CARD OF THANKS

For Sale Choice pigs, SIS each. E.
E. Smith, Coyington, No. 4. 26oc2t%
The Covington leader. (Covington, Tenn.) 18??-current, 1922-10-26
no THE VOTERS OF CONVICTION

want to thank my friends and
those who made it possible for me
to win the race for recorder / wish
I could have you all lined uD that
I might thank you each in person and
shake your hand
Respectfully,
z pATWEp
Williams news., 1922-03-24

keep them two Chinamen. You two ain't out cent yet, an as for this five I wins off you, Scraggs, it's blood money; that's what 1t is, sn' I hereby gives it back to you. Now, quit yer whinin', or by the tail O. the Great Sacred Bull, I'll lock you up all night in tn cabin along O them two defunct Celestials."
 Captain Scraggs 'shut up" prompt 1y, and contented himself with glover
 ing at Mir. Gibney. The mate sat down on the hatch coaning, lit his pipe, and gave himself up to medita- ton for fully five minutes, at the end of which time McGuffeY was aware that his imagination was about to come to the front once more.
 ''Well, gentlemen" (again McGuf- fey nodded approvingly) 'I bet I get my twenty bucks back outer them two Chinks," he announced presently.
 How'll yer do it?'' inquired McGuf- fey politely.
 How'll I do it? Easy as fauin' through an open hatch. Pm a-goin' t keep them two stiffs in tn boxes until dark, an then I'm a-gcin' to take, 'em out, bend a rope around their middle, drop 'em overheard an anchor 'em there all night. I see tn lad we opens up in No. l case has had a beau- tiful job of embalmin' done on him, but if I let them soak all night, like a mackere1, they'll Timber up an look kinder fresh. Then first thing in tn mornin' I'll telephone tn coroner an tell him r found two f1oaters out in tn bay an for him to come an get 'em. I been along the waterfront long enough t know that tn lad that picks up a fioater gets a reward O. ten dol lars from tn city. You can bet that Adelbert P. Gibney breaks even on tn deal, all right"
 "Gib, my dear boy,' said Captain Scraggs admiringly. 'I apologize for my actions of a few minutes ago. was unstrung. You're still mate O tn American steamer Maggie, an as such, ~elcon1e to tn sbip- All I ask is that you nail up your property. Gfb, an remove it from tn dinin' room table. 1 want to remind you, however, Gfb. that as shipmates me an McGuffey don't stand for you shoulderin' any loss on them two cases O'-Oriental goods. We was t share tn gains, If any, an likewise th' losses.'
 'That's right" said McGuffey, flair an square. No bellyachin' between Me an Scraggs each owns one-third O. them diseased Chinks. an we each stands one-third O tn loss, If any,"
 "But there won't be no loss," pro- tested MT. Gibney.
 "Drayage charges, Glib, drayage charges. We give man a dollar to tow 'em down t tn ship.''
 Forget it, answered MT. Gibney 'an' let's go over an get a drink. I'm all shook up."
Williams news., 1922-03-24
BABBITT BROTHERS TRADING GO.

was mighty profitable deal. too. My imagination may be bit off the course at times, Bart. but in general, if there's dead whale f1oatin' around the ship can smell it."
 What do you make out O that fat Chinaman cruisin' down the bulkhead in an express wagon an another China man settin' up on the bridge with him?" McGuffey demanded. "Seems to me they're comin'. bows on, for the Maggie
 ''They tell me to deduct somethin', Bart. Wait minute till we see. if they're comin' aboard. If they are"
 They're goin' to make a landfn', Gib."
 "-then I deduct that this body snatchin' Scraggs-"
 'They're boardin' us, Gib."
 ''-has arranged with yon fat China man to relieve us O the unwelcome presence of his defunct friends. He's gone an hunted up the relatives an made 'em come acroSs-that's what he's done. The dirty, low, schemin' granddaddy of all the foxes in Chris tendon ! I'll fish around an see what fgger Scraggs charged him." and MT. Gibney stepped to the rail to meet Gin Seng. for it was indeed he.
 "Sow-see, sow-see, hun-gay," MT. Gfbney saluted the Chinaman in a facetfous attempt to talk the latter's language. Hello. there, John China man. How's your liver? Captain he ale same get tired; he no waitee. Wha's ma1lah, John. Too long time you no come. You heap lazy all time."
 Gin Seng smiled his bland, fnscruta- ble Chinese smile. You ketchum two China boy in box?' he dueried.
 (Continued next week.