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New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
More Truth Than Poetry
By James ]. Montague
Safe and Sane

Safe and Sane
We never were much in a box
fight.
We never have groused or COM
planned
At the lack of the fame Mr.. Sikh
can claim
Or the laurels that Dempsey
has gained.
We have seen few fights from
the ringside
And they never encouraged our
hopes
Some day to take part in pursu-
ing the art
That is followed inside of the
ropes.
Yet we always have wished we
were clever
At making manly defense;
We have yearned to come back
with counter attack
On certain aggressive faced
gents.
To know that we carried wallop
We could use with both speed
and control,
When rough person cried: "Hi
there, Johnny! One side!"
We thought would be good for
our soul.
So we took few lessons in box
ing,
But we always woke up in the
ring
With the pain Of rude blows on
our f1attened-out nose
And our face one continuous
sting.
Of the huskily muscled young
teacher
Remembrance is misty and dim.
But ne beat down our guard and
he hammered us hard,
And we never could ever hit
him.
We thought we'd abandoned for
ever
The art when these lessons
were done,
For one suffers from shocks when
he's learning to box,
That more than make up for
the fun.
But a system has now been In
vented,
Which with eager approval we
hail
TO learn how to fight will be one
long delight,
For we're going to take lessons
by mail!
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
MrsisrR or rng AssocrATrp pREss

Ire Associated Press is exclusively entitled to
ire use for republication OF all news dispatches
esedted TO IL otherwise credited In THIS
paper, ard also the !ocal Ut spontaneous origin
published herein.
ali rights Of republication OF sil other matter
Ierer also fssaryed.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
Governor Miller in Defeat


can be no question that grievous
!! popular blunder sent Governor Mil
Ter down to defeat. There has been
no dissenting voice among those who
have witnessed his work and COM
pretended his accomplishments. On
the sheer executive side it is doubt
full if New York has ever had q
greater Governor. His sense of or
ganization, his grasp of detail, his
familiarity with the state machinery,
his ability in finance, gave him a
unique and rounded fitness for his
post. In refusing Governor Miller
second term the voters of New
York have undoubtedly denied them
selves two years of the ablest con-
duct of their public affairs.
Upon the score of courage and
moral integrity Governor Miller has
been an equally notable figure. He
went about his tasks with q rugged
disregard Of cliques and localities,
of prejudices and shibboleths. As
few enough men in public life have
succeeded in doing, he has held by
the truth as he saw it and swerved
not fraction of an inch through
fear or favor.
Governor Miller has nothing to re-
gret in such service. He has every-
thing to be proud of. He has set a
standard of efficiency that will long
remain for future Governors to aim
at. The regret must be for the
State of New York, that thus loses
public servant of quality difficult
enough to replace.
Beyond this immediate regret
there recurs for the future the age
old puzzle of how efficiency is ever
| to be attained under popular govern
nent. Governor Miller's defects as
popular candidate were obvious.
He clearly won his debate with Mr..
Smith upon the real issues of the
campaign ~ won hands down. He
lost his debate in the peoples eyes
because Mr.. Smith was the more ap-
pealing figure and was able to bring
to the front two issues which, look
] ing to the interests Of the State Of
New York, had nothing to do with
the case. The very qualities which
made Governor Miller a tower of
strength at Albany made him seem
grim and cold machine by com
parison with a glad-hand candidate
The citizens Of New York City can
remember case in point to their
sorrow. Mayor Mitchell went down
to defeat at the polls for some Of the
very reasons which have defeated
Governor Miller. In republic it is
not enough in this day and genera
tion to be great executive. A pub
lie servant must have in addition a
gift for dramatizing his achieve
ments. He must not only do great
things--he must do them conspicu-
oasly, so as to catch the popular eye.
Some men can succeed by merely
seeming to do big things. He must
have the gift of popular speech and
gesture in addition to doing his Job.
Perhaps times may change, but they
have not changed yet. The galleries
are still the galleries, and no act can
succeed politically without their ap-
proyal.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
n /, A p ~

You can purehase merchandise adsertised In ThE
TRIBUNE with absoiute safsb--.os II dissatissae.
tees to pay year money back ussn request. No red
tape No aah6'ins. We rsfund promptly II the
advertiser does ast.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
No Wonder

When the Henry Ford's owners
! named her, they might have expect
ed that she would make fiivver.
Copyright by James J. Montague}
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
Keen Competition

fFront The Florida Times UmionJ
The Sultan Of Turkey seems to abdi-
cate about as often az Lenine dies.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
Exhausted

Mr.. De Valera's friends are trying
to get him to run again--but he
hasn't yet had time to catch his
breath after his last speed trial.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
Very Bitter

Among the worst enemies Of edu-
cation are golfers whose caddies are
kept off the courses by the compul-
sorry education law.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 5, le22

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New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
pesssgr. IN rnE t.NlTrn srATEs. !.

zaaiesed at the Pos;cnaee 8. New York as Second
Glass NAL Matter
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08

y 4
/, In most plays a choice has been
made from among the various end
ings which suggested themselves
when the play was begun.
But we are not going to make any
such choice. We are going to have
three endings.
The fourth act will be devoted en-
tlreiy to a presentation of the
endings.
First, at about 1o:45, will come
the Happy Ending. After that
those who like happy endings may
leave if they choose. Poor worms!
Hundreds will leave then, with a
Good Taste in Their Mouths. But
a lot of US wise birds will sneer as
they go out. The exit Of this sec
tion Of the audience will take five
minutes, during which the curtain
will be down.
Then the Compromise Ending will
be put on, after which another sec
tion Of the audience will leave. We
give this bunch three minutes to
get out. and then we put on our
Tragic Ending. The tragic ending is
Uery intellectual the hero
goes off stage, then a shot is heard
Then the hero returns. He has
blown out his brains. The curtain
falls with the intimation that now
there is nothing to prevent him from,
living happily ever after. This, fol
US true intellectuals, is the trag.
edy the Real tragedy.
All, Godl the tragedy!
Don MARQUIS.
New-York tribune., 1922-11-08
The Togver
Cnnr Nav Ynr,r Trth,,ne Inn 1ana

A lot of people have asked us IL
we were writing another play, and
what 1t Is like.
We are, and it is very Modern.
And Intellectual.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Peace Is Declared in
Coat Fields OF Indiana
Special Dispatch TO The Tribune


TERRE HAUTE, Ind, Aug. % Ac-
cepting the policy of the recent Cleve-
land conference Indiana bituminous
coal operators to-day entered into an
agreement with the mine workers that
ended the suspension of production
which has existed since the miners
walked out April 1. Immediately after
ward the offers of the operators as
sociation and of District No. IL,
United Mine Workers of America, sent
word to the mines to resume work TO-
morrow Whistles were blown at the
mines throughout the Indiana GOAL
fields calling the workers to report
Tomorrow.
The contract, known as a Supple
mental agreement" provides that the
men return to work under the terms
and contracts, wages and working con-
ditions that were in force when the
men walked out. The contract is to
continue until April The operators
accepted the policy of the Cleveland
conference which provides for a Joint
meeting in October to consider the
creation of an advisory commission
of inquiry.
One concession was granted the
miners in the contract This reduces
the price of powder from S2.40 to 50. 10
a keg and is due to the reduction in
the cost of powder since the expiration
OF the 1871 wage agreement The wage
scale is based on $1.08 ton for pick
mining, % cents a ton for punch ma
chine mining, SO cents a ton for chain
machine mining and $3.50 a day for
day workers.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Syrians Protest French
Rule i'm Fresh Disorders
Bombs Thrown at Officials
Houses, Police Chief
Wounded by Shot

DAMASCUS, July 30.-Syria is again
seriously disturbed as it was at the
time of the visit here of Charles r.
Crane, of Chicago This time the agi-
tatlon is against the French mandate,
which was recently approved by the
Council of the League of Nations at
Its conference in London. The people
Of Damascus, Beirut, Haifa, Alexan-
dfetta, HONS and Hama have all closed
their places of business and are now
spending their idle hours parading the
streets and crying: independence or
DEATH"
The 'Tron Hand" an organization
similar to the Sim Fein in Ireland
made its debut in Damascus yesterday
When two of its members openly fred
at and seriously wounded the COM
mandant of police here. Bombs were
also thrown at several houses occu-
pied by French officials, causing much
material damage but no casualties.
The Druzes, under Sultan Pacha
Atrach, and the Arab tribes in the
north also have joined in the agitation
and are now threatening Damascus.
Fighting on July 27y resulted in d
number of French officers and soldiers
being killed. It. is understood here
that General Gouraud, the French
High Commissioner, has telegraphed
Premier Poincare for additional troops
IN order to cope with the situation.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
60 Additional Inspectors
Assigned to- Ellis island
!. r'fona Yl.e TribNne's Washiaoton Burea

From The Tribuae's Washington Bureau
4 WASHINGTON, Aug. % Recognize
ing that Commissioner Tod's irnmi-I
grafton service force at Ellis Island
is undermanned, Commissioner Cen.
eral of Immigration w. w. Husband
informed the House Immigration Coin-s
smittee to-day that sixty additional I'M
spectors and clerks will be sent there
lmmeaiaSely esinerease from 483s
to 543 in the personnel at the island,
he explained is preparatory to meet,
ing the influx of the September Quota
allowed under the 3 per cent restric-
tion act
Part of the additional EMPLOYEES will.
be placed in the. division which nan.
dies the issuance of certificates nf
arrival This work lis so far he.
g. alnd, 3D. i was stated, that there are
ao.vuu requests now on file and 1t re-
qu1fes six months before an annl;ea,,+
may receive the paper necessary to
obtaining citizenship papers. =
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Quick Action on
III. s. Coal Board
NJ. Y. Fuel Commission Head
Wires State Congressmen
They Must Lend Support
to the Presidents Plan
Stresses Great Need Here
Says Acute Shortage VIII BE
Felt Unless Federal Com
troll Agency Is Created Now

| In behalf Of the State Coal Com.
mission, lie Roy r. Hardness last night
photographed the New York delegation
| in Congress urging prompt action N
carrying out the Presidents recon-
mendations for d governmental agency
to control distribution and prices q
coal. He added that such an agency
should be vested with all the power
that Congress can give it.
sThe situation in New York state
this fan and winter viii be very acute
at the least the telegram stated.
Nearly FIVE months of anthracite
production already has been lost and
even though all the mines were opened
tomorrow, some time must neces-
sarily elapse before they can be
operated at full capacity. The greatest
difficulty is being experienced in
getting through shipments out of the
very reduced supply Of bituminoss
COAL
Mr. Hardness said that The special
session of the Legislature undoubtedly
will enact law clothing the Sew York
State Fuel Adms aistration with much
power, hut 'sthe benefit of such action
will largely be lost unless the Federal
COVE rnment on its part constitutes a
strong central agency to secure the
coal and get it to the several states
"The necessity for the investigation
of the entire coal situation as recon-
nsended by the President is apparent.
the telegram continued, "but even more
imperative is the need for prompt ae-
tion on his recommendation for gov
ernmental coal agency. Unless effect
i've and vigorous measures are taken 70
develop to the utmost the supply and
distribution Of coal, especially anthra-
cite. New York faces coal shortage
even worse than of the winter of
19t7-1S.
/ 'New York is absolutely dependent
upon anthracite coal to keep warm.
Aside from the needs of the industry,
a shortage of anthracite affects every
household in the cities of the state
and 9 serious shortage spells sickness
and intense suffering. especially IN the
tenements and poorer districts"
state Emergency Coal Commission,
will not resign his post and expects
to be on the job at his offics, ii, Broad
way, to-day, according to a statement
made yesterday afternoon by Major
Church, another member Of the COM
mission. This was in contradiction to
a report printed in the evening papers
yesterday that Mr.. 0uterbrfdge had re-
signed because of i'll health and that
Professor Charles e. Lucke, of Column
bia University, would succeed him.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Pennsylvania Miners
To Get Wnge Increase
Fcyetfe and Wessmoreiand
Operators Decide TO Raise
Pay TO LeueI Of 1920 Scale

PITTSBURGH, Aug. pa general
increase in wages for miners and coke
workers in the Fayette region will be-
come operative tomorrow, it became
known here to-day, when Independent
companies said they were prepared to
announce scale which will be the
same as that of 1920. Confirmation
was withheld by the H. C. Frick Coke
Company, the most important interest,
but the independents made no secret of
their intentions.
z GREENSBURG, Pa, Aug. 22.--1n-
creased wages averaging AZ per cent
and affecting between 10000 and 10000
non-union rninersin Westmoreland and
Fayette counties, were decided upon at
a meeting of operators here to-day. In
eluded in this group aresthe H. C. Frick
Coal and Coke Company, Keystone Coal
Company, belmont Gas Coal Company
Irwin Gas Coal Company, Westmore-
land Coal Company. and the Mt Pleas
ant Coal Company.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
E EN-JIIIgJEI HssGUI
Ends Illinois
Mine Strike
Arbitration Demand Yield
od by Operators and Men
Ordered Back OH Basis
of Cleveland Agreement
Pits VIII Open To-day
Sfaie Expected To Be Pro-
dslcing $40, 900 Tons a
Day il Car Supply Lasts
speo1at f,fspateh to rho Tribune

CHICAGO. Aug. %. The Illinois coal
.,r;to. andad tb;s aftarnoor E,von ha.
1tle' ~. 1850 81 pe-
tore the formal peace agreement had
been signed kilograms were sent to
Ioca1 tr.,.h ~ ~ tbe ,,iror., f,n;oa
8 :, aH'o''
/ Flnstrucung s'uug the miners 10 SO PACK TO
work as soon as the operators were
ready. Work will begin in ,nanv of
5tho ,,i,,as orrow
- ,,p ~
oettlement was on tne OASIS OF the
Cleveland agreement, which sends the
men back to work until March 81. 1923
.. tha aa,,a ,uanos ths,y raoai,,oa
~ Vno o",ie "'ss' enYg ss'isea ;, "ns'
they went out, tour ana haiI months
ago.
a.,,n,,,,nod h., ~ ox
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Owners Try to !.
L ind Out Status
OF Irish Bonds
", ~ n
Callers 'Iold at Fifth Avenue
Offices of De Valera Fac
ton Matter Rests Now ON
Supreme Court Decision

Announcement of Supreme Court
proceeding tying up by injunction
S2,300,000 on deposit here to the credit
of the Irish Republic" brought num-
ber of holders of the Irish bonds To
the office of the De Valera faction. at
All Fifth Avenue, yesterday.
The callers wished information. about
the status of the bonds, and were in
formed the matter now was entirely in
the jurisdiction of the court
The proceeding pending is in, charge
OF Professor Timothy A. Smiddy, fiscal
agent IN this country OF Michael Col
ilns, who, as Minister of Finance of
the Dali Eireann, has authorized the
action to obtain the funds here To the the
credit of Eamon de Valera or his FOL-
lowers for the government. of the Irish.
free State, which, it is contended. is
the constituted government Of the ma
aon, while the so-called 'irregulars,
would use the funds to DESTROY that
government through rebellion.
included IN the papers submitted to
Justice Burr, upon which the court
granted an injunction temporarily re.
stralnlng several financial institutions
from releasing the Irish funds on de-
post, was copy of letter from
Collins to Professor Smiddy,. dated
THE cablegram of the 4th was sent
any, possible irregularity. There : viii yii
propabiy be some legislation an a,,
carry date to cover liability to bond.
holders, and it is necessary shonId
nave exact details as to safety of tha
nnexpended balance of the loans
Professor Smiddy said that ,,n,n -
eeivlng this letter he called nno,,
Michael Garth Healy, a clerk in cbarca ,a
OF o. the local Irish Office, and reonestsd nest i
HeaIy that he tell the whereabouts If
She funds. Acc cording to Professor
smloay, Healy refused to recognize his
Maa, aMn.nofl!y or give him any information.
tleais, tha III alleged in the affidavit Of
Inc nscal agent of the Dali Eireann.
access to the safe deposit vault wbara n
tne securities were kept.
aeaiy was at the office at All Fifth
avenue yesterday He. said he n,irht
.wltndraW from there to-morrow fns
IfoIessor S. Smiddy, in behalf of Tho b
I iTishs Free State, has asserted tha+ ~
latter has succeeded to ali tbas Fu.,r ~
tlons and rights formerly held by sn fba
so-cailed Irish Republic, and alI III :
pooks anu records here are affected w.
the injunction. 'ea 5py
tleaiyt expressed surprise over the
court court action. THE statements ,,sae saa
aI,, aooiit me in the court papers are re
Ialse, said Healy, ''and at no fine id did
: reIase to 'giye to properly accreditad + 4
persons such Information about tbs be
irisa m funds that was within NV nv
Du fBtLlM, Aug. % by The Associate
~ rress d. Michael Collins, in. iTitiating
sms s,e ac.ioh to restrain New York banks
vs,axa az, fe.easlllg4 :, funds to Eampn de
pacity as Minister Of Fina,,Mns ~ !, ~ - .aa ea-
Dai Eireann and not as .chairn,a,, ne
1na provisional government, il Vas y : ,fs ,rSs
lheiaiiy explained to-day. 8 rs 70
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23

chief mourner for the government.
Although threats had been made
against his life and his friends in
weighed against his participating, Cot
ains marched in the funeral procession
to Glasnevin Cemetery.
Collins is said to have gained his
knowledge of finance which brought
him the portfolio of Minister Of FL
nance in the Dali Cabinet through his
training in the London office of the
Guaranty Trust Company
Lloyd George was said by those who
witnessed the relations between the
two at the time of the negotiations for
the treaty to have had genuine af-
fection for the Irishman. Collins paid
a special call on the Premier just after
the signing of the treaty in London to
bid him goodby. The story is told
that few days later an Irishman of
some prominence remarked to the
Prime Minister that he was going to
ireland the next day and jokingly
asked what message he should take to
the Sim Fein leaders. "Only this. -
Lloyd George is said to have replied,
."give myslove to Micky."
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Elsie Mackdy lVoaO a
Licensed Air Pilot

I,-o1a 7hs Tribuae's European BHrsda
LONDON, Aug. 90 The Hon~
orabIe Elsie Mackay, third daugh-
ter Of Lord Inchcape. one of Eng
lands leading ship owners, has
received certificate as an air
pilot, and now Is flying her own
plane, the D. H.-6. Miss Mackay
has reputation as q motion pic
ture actress since she left the
speaking stage after starring
with Cyril Maude IN Grumpy,
Miss Mackay's example has APP
parently stirred the aerial anbi-
tions of Lady Diana Cooper, who
also is a cinema star, and she has
announced that she has taken up
flying and hopes soon to win q
pilots certificate.
There are, now twelve woman
pilots licensed in Great Britain.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Ford to Keep Big Plan,
Running by Use Of On
SnppIants Coal Burnine n,
erss ForsssaIIing poss;h1so go'l'
Closing Due 10 s,r;s .'''e
Speciat Dispntch n NJ.

Detroit, Aug. 22.-Di1B.asss,.s .es,s
obtaining coal will not h;nass ,''''ss q
tien at the Ford automobgs 1 psfOeus-
Highlsnd Park or causa p'aft ~
lost by the AZ 600 en,nlosas slaas @ b
The huge battery Of boilers boilers .,'., shers.
ing the entire power Of the -. supply.
been converted into a;, ptant hsy4
orders for apr proxime susy IL M, 6osaers ars and
Ions Of fuel oil have sssn ,s,0'o99 gal.
was learned to-day. p'aeee, #
The change was rot mad.
became apparent that sufiie,.oI oI'li Il
to supply the plant woniS ,iiSS'eni coal
obtained for some time i 's nss Be
not until other methods bax .sass sad
unsuccessft1i. eo Efoy.a
Whether the burning Of an m.,
tiriue after the present coas M WIZ eca.
passed is not stated. n sats. aq
however, that the inssallst, 5seports
essary for the change have h,.4,sons 'nss M.
in manner that does not 1ft
permanency. indicate
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Princess Mary Finds
Photo ographers a Pest

LONDON, Aug. 22.- Princess
Mary is pursued by photograph
ers more relentlessly than any
person in the public eye excent
Lloyd George. Camera men, pro-
fesslonal and amateur, have at
tended her every movement since
fler marriage to Viscount Las
celles. She is assailed by them
even when she goes to church.
AT recent garden party the
princess was 50 beset by the pic
ture takers that she had to re-
quest that they desist.
New-York tribune., 1922-08-23
Union Accounting Sought

PITTSBURGH, Aug. 22.-Offieers OF
the United Mine Workers, District No
5, were to-day asked in a petition filed
in Common Pleas Court here TO give
an aounting cf some S3,o00,o31 which
it is alleged, has been collected from
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-03-02
AGAINST SALES TAX
FOR SOLDIERS BONUS

The American Farm Bureau OBJ.
.iects to raising the soldier bonus
by sales tax, advocating extern
sion Of the excess profits tax in
stead. Washington Representative
Gray Silver has addressed the fol-
lowing letter to each member Of
Congress:
The American Farm Bureau
Federation is against the sales or
manufacturers tax for raising the
soldier bonus as suggested by the
president. We feel it is Just as un-
economic to place a sales tax upon
the people for the purpose Of Civ
ing a bonus to the soldiers as 1T Is
for the raising revenue for general
government expenses. The sales
tax is levied upon the food, cloth
ing and the necessities Of life Of
the average man and does not take
the money from those who are
most able to pay.
Taxes are already exceedingly
high and sales tax would only
mean further bruden upon the av-
erage individual, and when we
stop to consider that the average
income Of each man, woman and
child in this country whose income
is below the income tax level is
only 1898 per year the American
Farm Bureau federation believes
it would be rank injustice to raise
fruthcr revenue for the soldier by
this method. 1t would take away
The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1922-03-02

In the oral contest George Lam
pert won first place. Robert Lam
pert second, Marjorie Michae!
third, Dorothea Berry fourth and
Virginia May fifth. In the written
contest Marjorie Michael Won first
place, Gwendolyn Gof second,
George Lampert third, Virginia
May fourth and Roy Berry fifth.
The program was lnterspefsed
with good music. Helen Nelson and
Wilmer Lamb each gave a piano
solo. Mrs Walpole led us in some
good rousing community singing
and also gave two beautiful vocal
solos. Mrs. Lee presided at the
piano.
We wish to thank all who help
Mrs Q. NJ. Culp, Sccy.