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Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
HERE IS IDEAL PHILOSOPHER
Happy Man Gets Rid Of Trouble b.
the Simple Process Of Burning
Them Up.

by George. but this Is fine day !"
exclaimed one man as he met another
on the street.
"Yes. SO 1t is," was agreed. "You
are looking very happy this morning."
Happy? haven't been so happy In
three months"
"What has occasIoned your happi-
ness?" was asked.
"When my mail came In an hour ago
It brought to me coal bill, bill from
the grocer. a letter from my landlord
raising my rent. and doctors bill two
years old. Also n notice that my taxes
had not been paid and a gus and elec.
trio light BILL"
ut was enough to fairly crush one
and can't see how you can be happy"
"Why, 1t is very simple thing. All
I had to do was to put the bills in the
fire. and forget all about their arrival.
Yes. sir. 1t is n mighty pleasant day.
When you have trouble on your mind
the best way is to burn 1t up."-St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
MAN TO BE CONGRATULATED
Poor eookkeeper Was Doing HE ns
Joieino Over the Arrival ~
Twins by Proxy.
= ~s-s.-

Performers can talk about tlAs svss
Of race suicide as they will, noeed1
In these days Of high prices ceas6esss
a large family blessing"
DR.. Hahnemann MOrht, the OhSeags
eugenist, was addressing ths Birtl
Control league.
"Even the reformers." hs wsa
on. "seem to advocate large families
for other people rather than ~
themselves. They are like Bunker.
Bunker, you look blooming saN
his boss. what are you reJoleine
over this fine morningr
"T am rejoicing. SIR said Bunker
the poor bookkeeper. over tho bir1
Of twins
".Humph. Congratulations saN
the boss dubiously.
"'Oh.' said Bunker, don't eonsrat
ulate me, sir. Congratulate GeorN
Evans. my worst enemy. He's ~
lucky '"-Detroit Free Press.
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
DENVER LIVE STOCK.

Medium weight steers of quality
were generally strong to Is cents
higher. The best steers sold in a range
of 81 to $3.50.
at s7.35. while some hcifery cows
brought $7.l5. The more choice grade
of cows sold generally from $3.50 to
$5.75. and one or two sales topped that
figure. Good stock crossed the scales
at $5.25 to $3.50 and fair to medium
kinds were sold down to S..
Prices were generally considered to
be from Is to 35 cents higher than the
prices paid on the closing session OF
last week.
Quality of the hogs averaged only
fair. Small killers paid the top price
Of s1O.10 for four loads of the best
hogs included in the run and bulk OF
sales were made from s965 70 $40, or
including the top loads. to s10.10: Pack
ers heavy cutout hogs sold at $3.50.
The pig section rather quiet. sup
plies being very scarce Whenever
such stock is presented II meets with
a good outlet on the Denver market.
always sharing in the market advances
ss.7s. S'"F' ~
Eight loads of tie best grade stock
on the market were sold Tor Sl5. -Four
of these loads averaged. IS pounds and
the other four averaged 81 pounds.
This is the first time that local sales
have struck s15 for several Sveekss' A
string of five carloads of 94-pound
lambs sold for S1A,9p... =. - y. .
In the eve section supplies were
rather luiited. but trading was active
to the extent of the supplies and val
ues were considered to be about 25
cents higher. The bestcweS seen here
in a long time, averaging l03 pounds.
sold for $S.ao' .'::,,.- ...'''' - ~
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
Spirit That Makes for vleto,

Spirit Ihat Makes TOR victory.
A handful Of pine-seed will coves
mountains with the majesty Of green
forest, and so I too will set my face
to the wind and throw my handful q
seed on high.-Fiona Maclead.
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
Still, Il Must Be Admitted That Thief
Had Logic Of Matter on
His Side.

A man was charged in Glasgow with
stealing a herring-barrel. After the
charge had been proved the accuser
addressed the magistrate:
"'Deed, Sir Bailie, the man at the
bar is great rogue; the stealing O.
the barrel is nothing TO some Of his
tricks. He stole my sign-board last
week. and what does your honor think
he did with it?'
"That would be hard for me to say"
replied the magistrate.
'Weel. SIR" said the witness. "I'll
tell We. He brought 1t into my ain
shop, WI my ain name on 1t. an offered
to sell 1t to me. as he said he thought
1t would be o. mair use to me than
anybody else"
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
ALREADY Decided.

Leonard is a four-year-old Fair.
mount lad, who adores his daddy. Re
Gently he, his father and his mother
and his little sister went for a visit
with his grandmother in neighboring
village. In passing through Marion
they stopped at a stand to have their
shoes shined. The presiding genius of
the shoe shining establishment while
at work on Leonard's shoes, said:
"Well. my little man, what are you
going to be when you grow upry.
"A daddy" was the prompt reply
indianapolis News.
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
NAME "BAYER" Is ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
Take Tablets Without Fear, u You
See the Safety "Bayer
Cross"

II you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for
over twenty-one years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imita-
Observation-Disclosures
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
DYED HER SKIRT, DRESS,
SWEATER AND DRAPERIES
WITH "DlAM0ND DYES

t.ins directions 70 % simple ~ 1em.n ssn
dye or tint her worn. shabby dressss,
skirts, waists, coats. stockings, sweaters,
coverings, draperies, hangings, everything.
even il she has never dyed before: Buy
Diamond Dyss:-uo. other, kind-ths.
perfect home dyeing 10 surs because Dia.
mond Dyes are guaranteed not 10 spot,
fade. streak or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish TO dye il
wool or silk, or whether it 10 linen. cot
ton or mixed goods.-advertisement. .
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
Hard on Grandma.

In school not so far from Indian
npOlis the first grade teacher taught
the children to say "yes man," and
"no. man,"
One of the children was telling this
at home to grandma.
Grandma answered, swell, that is
proper"
The child said. "Pr"rrr nothing.
never heard Of such thing before"
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
METAL. MARKETS.
colorado settlement price.

Colorado settlement prices.J
~ "TT- 'y;-''r" spp'.' bt1}o, fts' -" q.
Bar silver lkmerican).!.S: :. ts9x
Bar silver (foreign)G .... :r ."c'--, 81 Y
Copper. ...'.G. ~. ...'. y: '!l2M % .:14si.
Zinc -. .,..-! .ssH. -. -. ..,: = s.6E.
Il Lead r,..'. - r.. -..-....", - :: .470 =:
Tungsten. per unit ..... $500 400
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
Old and Gray,

Old and Gray.
A woman and her niece were stand
ing at the brink Of the Grand canyon.
Finally the woman spoke, do you
know. my DEAR" she said, II think the
canyon is beginning to show its age.
It's lots dIrtier than when was here
six years ago"
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
No Up to Dates Ones.

North-"Has Alice any of the old
fashioned virtues?" West" suppose
so-most Of them are
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23
WARRANT GALL.

Ss following warrants are due and
COUNTY Treasurer, Cheyenne Wells.
!, March 23. 1922. The County
frants will cease to bear interest
ky days from the above date and
Boil warrants twenty days.
Cheyenne Wells record., 1922-03-23

The manufacture. sale or keeping
on stock Of matches containing phos-
phorus Is Illegal in Belgium.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

than 10 cure the sick. For thus does
he. with the least exertion. earn his
salary OF $500 = year.
Before the community plan was
adopted. no doctor had ever been
able 20 make living In Arthur
county. which has an area OF 721
square miles and. according TO the
1920 census. a population OF 1.412.
or less than two persons TO the
square mile.
But with the flu epidemic OF three
years ago. residents hereabouts
awoke 90 the fact that a physician is.
after all. a convenient person 10 have
around So 100 Of the towns lead
ing citizens made an offer OF a
SO, 5oO-a-year guarantee 10 DR.. Farr.
He accepted.
Farr keeps accounts OF al pa
tents treated and OF money received
from them. The books. always open
for inspection. are balanced az the
end OF the year. and The guarantors
pay the diference-if any-between
what the doctor took IN and $4,000
Last year II was $500. or SD from
each.
How does - work out7
"Enel" says the guarsntors. we
heartily recommend the system tc
AZ <pAEsejy settled communities
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
Russians to Clear Up
Various Money Issues

MOSCOW, Sept. 2.-(By 1. y. S.
In order TO reduce the complex
variety of money now circulating in
Russia, all money published prior to
1922 Will be withdrawn from circu-
lation by January. 1928. Before that
date It can be exchanged IN the
banks for new money; after that
date n is valueless. Any old money
OF small denomination will be with
drawn by Oct. l OF this year; but
the notes from one 10 i've millions.
and for fifty and one hundred thou
sand, may circulate till January.
The new notes for which this
money is 70 be exchanged is known
as the 'rouble of 1922" and one
such rouble is worth 10000 of the
old roubles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
ANTI-SCANDAL CLUB
TO WAR ON GOSSIPS
Unlock and Lock Paddock,
Make Oath Not to Talk Tn
kindly, is Pledge.

London. sept Turn the key
on scandal"
Tint is the motto Of the latest So
Getty in England
You hold a paddock In the hand
with due solemnity turn the key.
and pronounce these words.
Il promise 10 do my utmost never
to say an unkind thing about any
one. whether true or untrue
And having said, henceforth you
are admitted a member Of the Pad
lock Society
DR. Armstrong Smith, OF Letch-
worth. England. Is the founder OF
the movement and his ambition
will not rest until millions OF peo-
pie In every country In the world
have enlisted under the banner
In the course of a few weeks 10
countries have Joined Us" says Dr.
Armstrong Smith. and in another
month We hope 70 have million
naenbers. our adherents are scat
tered over Britain. United States
Ireland. France. Spain and Swift
eriand.
What gives me most satisfaction
il that two OF our first mem bers
} were respectively a policeman and
a hotel keeper"
The rules OF the society arc sim
pie and must be accepted whole
Feartediy by every entrant. They
are:
l. Get a paddock and unlock H..
2. Repeat the pledge in the
presence Of three witnesses and lock
the paddock.
3. To remain mem Der repeat
the promise with an open paddock
in thu presence Of three members
every New Years Day
There are no fees no forms and
no inquiries. All the society inN
sists on 10 a promise TO try TO be
more tolerant.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

tically every color. shape and ma
terial
How to Do IL.
The first lesson seems TO be TO
take an inventory of your face, then
give fun play to your best features
and conceal the others beyond recog-
milton. Simple, isn't it?
The most popular material for
wells is lace, particularly the Span
ish type. The reason for this. OF
course, is because the Spanish
women, centuries ago. learned how
to arrange their wells. They can
create more variety with a few
Yards of lace than most women can
with a trunkful OF clothes.
The lace need not be black, how
ever, II may be Nile green. purple,
brown or any of the popular shades.
And it may be of delicate mesh with
sprawling patterns in metal threads
or chenille.
Or you may select veil Of plain
chiffon, edged with long fringe or
bound with ribbon o. contrasting
color.
1t may wrap about your throat
two or three times before II filings
its filmy lengths TO the breeze-it
may be anything you like, provided
il is becoming.
And you have no idea how many
practically discarded hats may be
drafted for active service If you will
just veil them knowingly. It's not
the hat this year, it's the veil.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
Mixed Parties Knock
Ont Sunless Rnthing

RIGA. Sept. 2-(By /. n. ST.
Baltic pre-war bathers never had
any use for bathing suits until mixed
bathing came along. Now the po-
lice are setting aside certain hours
when men and women may battle
separately au natureL
The price Of field glasses has in
creased alarmingly and more than
20 men have been arrested for lin
gering about the beaches while
women battle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03


NEW YORK, Sept. 2.-"And then
there was that little affair with the
King OF Spain"
The interviewers gasped and rus
tied their copy paper nervously.
Irene Bordoni lapsed into silence,
Her gaze dropped modestly. Irene
always did have that habit with her
eyes. The effect is devastating.
"Yes2" we prompted heartlessly.
Maidenly modesty must not stand in
the way Of international scandal.
And now Irene glanced appealing
ly at her press agent.
Must she bare her soul?" those
lambert orbs telegraphed. The press
agent heart was stony.
You see, it all happened at Deau
VILE" she began. II may be ex-
planned that Deauville is a Partisan
Atlantic City entirely surrounded by
Americans Deauville and the Riv-
iera are the two places where run
away couples go in the second act of
English comedies.
We'll. 1 was dancing IN the
Casino" Irene continued Then, ex-
planning: "You know, you can have
a good time in those places II you 60
with your own crowd"
We nodded.
well, the King OF Spain tried TO
cut in. I didn't want to dance with
him. He said something in French.
They say those things so much bet
ter in French, don't you think so?
"Of course, 1 couldn't think OF
dancing with every man who asked
me. So / told him"
you told him?"
81 told him he had the advantage
OF me. Thought I'd freeze him a bit
Well, he said he was the King OF
Spain and had met me in Paris
There was nothing in that, OF
course. 1 can remember every man
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
NetC System for Blind
Reading is Developed

PARIS, Sept. 2.-(By 1. n. 81
The curious pin-hoie punctures Of
the Braille system of writing for the
blind will be replaced by new code
Of perforations which resembles our
ordinary printed alphabet, accord
ing 20 a resolution adopted by the
national congress Of the workers for
the blind. This will enable persons
not initiated into the complicated
BrailIe alphabet TO read letters writ
ten by the blind on their tablets.
There are 10000 blind in France
who have been without the sense Of
sight from birth. Two thousand
five hundred more blind were added
10y the world war.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
BY MARIAN HALE

BY MARIAN HALE
No woman is ugly. according to
French philosophy, only there hap
pen TO be some who do not know
how to be beautiful.
This is one Of the many instances
one might cite where Ignorance is
not unmitigated bliss, and when a
little knowledge comes in decidedly
handy.
A liberal education in how to be
beautiful and alluring in spite Of
what Nature did for or against you
is offered to the woman who will
take up the study Of the veil, which
Fashion now DEGREES is the keynote
OF the costume, and master It's many
uses.
We have. always had with US the
little face wells who considered their
duty done when they kept the hair
smooth and tractable.
Wells Do More.
But this year we have wells that
do much more, and are capable of
going TO any length to create an
illusion of beauty and mystery.
There are small, coy ones Of black
lace that hang from the briIn OF the
new cartwheel hats and merely
cover the eyes-a style recommend
ed only for those whose nose and
mouth are Of classical cut and who
have kept their chins from leading
double lives.
Likewise there are others that al
low the eyes TO be exposed, but con-
ceal the lower part OF the face en-
tirely-whose advantages are obvi-
Gus.
Some wells reach almost to the
hem and hang in intriguing, irreg-
ular folds They call for a plain hat,
and an elegant frock of simple line.
Every length between the eye and
the hem veil is represented in prac-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
Safe Fat Reduction

Reduce. reduce, reduce, is the slogan OF
all fat people. Get thin. be slim is the
cry of fashion and society. And the over
fat wiring their hands in modification and
helpleSSness; revolving az nauseating
drugs. afraid Of violent exercise. dread
ing the unwelcOme and unsa tisfying diet.
until they hit upon the harmless Marmola
Prescription and learn through Il that
they may safely reduce steadily and cas-
lily without one change in their mode Of
life. but harmlessfy. secretly, and quickly
reaching their ideal Of figure, with a
smoother skin, better appetite and health
than they have ever known. And now
comes MarmOla Prescription Tablets from
the same famOusly harmless formula as
the Marmola Prescription. 1t behOOyes
you 10 learn the satisfactory, beneficial
effects OF this great. safe, fat reducer by
giving TO your druggist one dollar for
a case, or sending a like amount 10 the
Marmola Company, 1912 Woodward Ave
nue., DetrOlt, Mich, with q request that
they mail to you a case Of MaTmOla Pre-
scTiption Tablets-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
His Job Is to Keep
Patients Well

ARTHUR Neb.. Sept. 2.-CBy
NEA Service). - Now comes the
community doctor"
And this little settlement. squat
ting amid prairie dog villages in the
sand-hill country of the plains, takes
credit for discovery of the plan
that is. in the United States, for the
Chinese have had Il for centuries.
The physician is DR.. r. r. Farr,
and his duties are 20 keep Arthur
citizens healthy and strong. rather
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
GIRLS! LEMONS
BLEACH FRECKLES
AND WHITEN SKIN

Squeeze the Juice OF two lemons
into a bottle containing three ounces
OF Orchard White. which any drug
store will supply for a few cents,
shake well, and you have a quarter
pint OF the best freckle and tan
bleach. and complexion whitener.
Massage this sweetly fragrant
lemon lotion into the face, neck,
arms and hands each day and see
how freckles and blemishes bleach
out and how clear, soft and rosy
white the skin becomes. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
Ku KIux Kan after
Bad Citizens Only

POMEROY. o.. Sept. 2.-(By 1.
y. S.)-'Those who obey the laws
and attend to their own business
have nothing to fear from the
Khan"
Thus reads an announcement OF
the Ku Klux Kan carried in local
newspapers. It was made clear that
the X. X ks are not after 1.-The
good citizens and the burning
crosses should have no terrors for
people of this class"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
DoYouChafe!
Peterson's Ointment

To the multitude of friends who
have used Peterson's ointment for
eczema, itching skin and scalp, piles,
ulcers and old sores of long stand
ing Peterson says, Tell your friends
that Peterson's ointment will stop
chatting in two minutes" All drug
gists. Csc. 6Oc. $500. $2.50. $500.
ADV.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

Will op e the Progressive Spiritualist
Church at Moose Hall, South Michigan ST.,
tonight at 1880. A Children's Lyceum will
also be organized at $50. MIR. and Mrs.
Hool will be assisted during the fall and win
ter, in presenting the philosophy and phe-
nomena of Spiritualism to the public, by To-
cal and Chicago workers. The public is cor
daily invited, and the children urged to
attend the Lyceum.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

] ever met in Paris-almost every
one, l mean.
$50 just told him 1 was particu-
lar whom I danced with and left
him. That's all.
The press agent nodded sadly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

Very regrettable affair But you
know these kings" a shrug finish
ed the sentence.
We nodded sympatheticaUy.
why the 7 3 monogram on your
tunic2" we asked hurriedly 10
change the embarrassing subject.
1T means 7 Be glad Be Back"
Miss Bord0ni said w..t.ly Quite
wituly
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
JAPANESE

Figured silks with strong Ja-
panese influence in the figures are
made into frocks with very vide
flowing sleeves and practically TO
broken lines The low waistiine 81
secured by a loose Eirdle OF the MAJ
terlal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
FOR DANCTNG

For dancing the bouffant type OF
frock is sponsored by the younger
set. Frequently the hens are seal
lOped and small bouquets OF velvet
or silk flowers. and ribbons are used
as trimmings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
JACKET RLoUsEs

Jacket blouses in satin mate,asee
are now seen on the streets worn
with separate skirts OF silk or wool.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
BRACELETS

Bracelets worn above the elbow
are frequently seen. Those OF jade
or amber or white IVORY are effec-
tive worn this way.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03
Fashion Notes

Dining on the roof OF one OF New
Iork's smart hotels the other night
was distinguished looking girl
whose clothes had that "F'renchy''
appearance which Immediately at
tracts attention Her gown was
made OF some dark blush material
simply cut and with no decoration
save wide gathered panel en-
broidered in Persian pattern which
hung in the rear from the waist
line, in apron effect. AS she pre-
pared 20 leave she slipped the panel
about her shoulders, snapped il to-
gether on either side under the arms
and strolled out in a smart embroid-
cred wrap. The effect was one Of a
three apiece suit.
Velvet is the most distinguishing
item OF the fall fabrics being used
for hats, costume suits, gowns and
wraps in a great variety Of colors.
The Bertha collars and guimps
have come back with a bang COM
pletely outfeaturing the Bramley
collars. They are featured in net
that is lace-edged and with insets of
lace and in silver laced effects. The
latter are used on the dark after
noon frocks Most OF these new
Berthas extend midway between
shoulders and elbow. They may be
gathered or cut to At the neck. Dyed
laces are also utilized for the Bertha
as a brown net trimmed in brown
Princess lace on a frock of brown
crepe.
Entire gowns metallic cloth IN
both brocaded changeable colored
effect and plain tinseI are dressing
the windows OF Fifth avs finest
shops. They are designed primarily
for evening usage although some of
the darker weaves have long sleeves
that would perml, their appearance
at afternoon functions. Most of
them are fur trimmed in long shaggy
fur. A familiar instance is shown
in a sleeveless evening gown with its
metallic cloth combining the shades
Of tomato red, black and gold with a
wide border OF black monkey fur
about the bottom Of the long skirt.
For the semi-dress occasion the
black chameuse gown trimmed in
velvet or brocaded ribbon is usurp-
ing the place OF the beaded gown.
A long-lined black charmeuse has
wide bands OF electric blue velvet
ribbon extending from the dropped
shoulder TO below the elbow where
the charmeuse begins again. White
beads in tiny design almost entirely
cover the velvet. No other trim
ming Is used.
Many OF the velvet hats have re-
versible crowns with velvet on one
side and embroidered effects or me-
tallic cloth on the other. This treat
ment provided a hat for dressy wear
as well as for street wear.
Crepe weaves continue to reign
for afternoon wear in preference to
the shiny surfaced fabrics.
The little draped turbans Of silver
or gold cloth which are so popular
III airs dL pItSeil are b6llB pI6S<S6Q
into prominence by many of the
Fifth av. shops. They are designed
for evening wear and are suitable
for any color combination with
which they are worn.
Handbags and envelopes grow
smaller each season. They must
carry out the color note Of the cos
tune without being too evident an
accessory.
Colored handl1erchiefs continue in
popularity the latest OF which are
showing tiny designs worked in
cross-stitch in Persian colors and
motifs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

Try NEWS-TIuES Want Ads
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-09-03

popularity the --latest OF which are
showing tiny designs worked in
cross-stitch in Persian colors and
motifs.