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Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

He had been waiting for his boiled
egg with exemplary patience, and at
last he saw 1t coming along, borne on
a heavily-laden tray.
But alasl for the expectations Of
mani The waitress lost her nerve,
and down went the tray with all Its
contents.
Never mind, MISS" said the suffer
er. "It'll do just as well poached."-
London Tit-Bits.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
dyes or tints AS you wish
SILLY IDEA OF BLUE BLOOD"
Austrian Aristoeratie RequlsiteSAbout
on a Par With the Action Of
Foolish Boy.

Dean Hevkel Of Lafayette college
said at dinner in Easton:
"The Austrian aristocracy must be
taking Austrla's new democratic gov
ernment very hard, for Austrian So
clety was the most rigldly exclusive
In the world. You had TO have four
quarterlngs to your coat of arms-that
is, all the way back to your grand
father and grandmother on both IA
Tiers and mothers side, all your people
had to be noble. drop Of common
blood, and you were not received at
court or In society.
"This absurd treatment Of good Aus
trlans who didn't happen to be noble
deserved to vanish as 1t has vanished,
for It was stupid, absurd, cruel In
fact, 1t was all of a piece with the
action Of the boy who was found ston-
ing frog and yelling sayagely at Il:
"T'll rarn ye to be a frog l"-In-
dlanapolls News.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Passing Moods.

"A man in your position must study
the passing moods Of the people"
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum
sand he must look out for the moods
that pass so quickly, that he'll have
to revise the speeches he made in the
spring in order to stano chance Of
being elected In the fall."-Washlng-
ton Star.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Together for Once.

"For goodness sake" scolded the
lrate wife after having asked her hus-
band for the fifth Sunday to accom-
pany her to church, "the nelghbors
will soon be talking about us as they
did about poor Mr. and Mrs Jones.
The only time they went out together
was when the gas stove exploded
Judge.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Ellm raken p GOO Eest HInh.

The Mount Everest expedition set
record for movie picture making in
high attitudes. Captain Noel OF the
Royal Geographic society, at $1,000
feet, through a telephoto lens. filmed
the efforts OF Captains Finch and
Godfrey Bruce. who were climbing
Everest at a height Of 27.000 feet.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
A Patient Sufferer,

The Doctor-You are coming along
finely, Mr.. Longsuffer. In couple
of days you can take down that quar-
antlne card.
The Patlent-Better leave 1t up a
few more weeks. My wife's so afraid
of contagion she's sent her dog out
to board till the danger is past.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
A Vain chaae.

Dumas. the younger. was talking
with friend when would-be humor-
LIST went by.
"Poor fellow, remarked the friend.
"he is always on a chase after a joke"
"Yes." answered Dumas, "and the
joke always WINS"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Helpful Youngsters.

Tommy and Bob just came home
from visit to grandma.
81 suppose grandma was quite busy
cooking her basket of peaches2" said
mother
"Not very" replied Bobby. Tommy
and me saved her lot of work. They
tasted so fine we didn't leave her but
a few to cook"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
WhIrled Off His Feet.

''T had little balance in the bank
but I became engaged two months ago.
and now"
oh, love makes the world go round"
"Yes, but l didn't think 1t would 60
so fast that 1t would make me lose
my balance"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
The Old and the New Way.

Old Grad-When ! was in college
we used to have a bar in the base
ment.
Rising Generatlon-ShI Shl We
have to keep a little still about our
basement now.-oregon Lemon Punch.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
A NewIy.Eound Relation.

STUDENT should like permission
\, 20 riding with my brother.
Warden (quickly)-And how long
have you known him1
Student-About two weeks.-vassar
Miscellany News.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Eor Colds. croup and Pains.

Use yacher-Balm; II relieves at
once. Avoid limitations. Ask your
druggist. L. w. yacher, Inc, New
Orleans, La.-Advertlsement
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
A Wise Choice.

oldbatch-Werenf you rather reck-
less to marry widow She's heard
all the old classic excuses before.
Gaysport-That's why. l knew her
first husband and know just the line
n fiction she'll fall for.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
The Modern Definition.

Teacher in AgrIculture-what is a
barnyardl
Bright Pupll-The place where they
make moving picture comedies.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
The ascratch.My.Racks.

Rather neat is Johnny Weaver's re-
mark-lf It is Johnny's-about a GER
tain literary clique in New York. He
says their song ought TO be, "Merrily
we roll n log."-Boston Transcript.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Keeping a Secret.

"If you tell a man anything It goes
in at one ear and out at the other"
she remarked.
"And Il you tell a woman anything"
he countered, ut goes In, at both ears
and out Of her mouth"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Both Ends.

Mrs. Long-An ideal house to visit is
one where you can stay as long as you
want TO.
Mrs. Shorte-Yes, or go away when
you choose.-London Answers.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

much Of my time with pains and had to
have the doctor every month. One day
/ found a little book in my yard in
Guthrie, Oklahoma, and read it through
and got the medicine-Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound-and took
eight bottles and used the Sanative
Wash. lat once began to get stronger.
have got many women to take it just
by telling them what it has done for me.
have young sister whom it has
helped in the same way it helped me.
want you to know that am a friend
indeed, for you were a friend inneed.'"
Mrs. GEORGE HARDEE, 1043 Byram
St., Los Angeles, California
Let Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound be a " friend indeed to you.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Just a suuqestIon.

Miss Gotrox-Really, Mr.. Harduppe.
1 don't know how to take you.
Mr.. Harduppe-why not take me
for better or worse?
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

"He's breeding trouble for himself"
"HOwT
"He's teaching his young son to
drive the car"
where's the trouble in that"
'From now on he's going to have
many an argument as to which one
Of them is going to have the car after
supper"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Mash Note.

Newlywed-Take a letter to my
wife.
Stenog-Just a minute, till / get out
a soft pencll.-Life.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
Serious Stuff.

n humorIst wrote in lightsome way
OF the price OF fuel. the other day;
But ! don't see. to save my soul.
How a fellow can joke about a ton o'coall
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

DR.. Peerys Dead Shot" is the only ver-
mifuge which operates thoroughly otter one
dose, and removes Worms and Tapeworm as
well as the mucus in which they lodge and
breed. without the need of castor oil Ons
cost one dose one effect. 372 Pearl St.,
New York City.-Advertisement.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
The Movie Star.

"with all her money you'd think
she'd purchase a painting or two"
"She needs all the wall space foi
photographs OF herself"
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
natural indigestion.

Jackson-So there's no truth in the
report that you've been lodging your
income taxi
Newrich--It's an infamous libel. I've
tried 70 do II every possible way, but
have never succeeded.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
ealIantrY.

She (very pretty)-It seems to me
that have met you before somewhere,
He-Impossible, or l should have
fallen in love with you before.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

hams Vegetable
Compound. / have
taken it off and on
for twenty years and
it has helped me
change from a deli
cate girl to a stout
healthy woma an
When / was married
Il was sick all the
time until / took
Lydia E. Pinkham's
We ge table Com
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

Punishment would be more patiently
accepted II It were distributed more
evenly.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19
A FRIEND IN need
A FRIEND INDEED
Writes Mrs. Hardee Regarding
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
I. Compound
|lIIIIIIIlIllDIIIII

Los Angeles, Calf. 81 must tell you
that am true friend to lydia E. Pink
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

Patience and good nature will get
away with any exlgency in life.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

Trying to save money on the family
table? Consider fried mush.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

WANTED-MEN AND WOMEN who want
TO make extra money selling Toilet Brushes
and Druggists Sundries Write O.l PROD
UCTs, i6 Hudson ST., NEW YORK CITY.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

Go slow till you know.
Licking Valley courier., 1922-10-19

THE MANTLE OF CHARITY
Mrs. Prlmme-That woman Just
ahead Of US Is Mrs. Torso In her
latest evening gown. She puts every
cent she has on her back.
Her Husband-Ah we'll, poverty 10
no crime.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
CAMEO DRESSER SETS.

Very dainty and attractive are dress
or belongings of white imitation ivory
with cameo medallions in colo-. The
cameo is in relief, pressed into the
composition material that makes tray
powder box, back of mirror and brush.
ard so on; and the medallion is deli
cately tinted to bring out the cameo
design in relief The dresser set pic
tured is Of cream tinted composition
with smart lines of black at the edge
of the pieces and cameo medallons in
black aud shell pink. Such set will
look we'll on a dresser cover Of pink
linen. cream linen or pale green linen
in summer bedroom. Or cream linen
may be embroidered smartly in pink
and black to match the toilet articles.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
WHEN BAKING CAKES AND PIES

Cakes are prevented from burning
if the cake pan is placed into larger
pan, the bottom Of which is covered
with salt. Let the pan of salt heat
with the oven. The salt can be used
over and over again.
Your cake won't stick to the pan il
on removing it from the oven you set
the pan directly on cloth wrung out
of hot water.
TO cut a pie with meringue on It
wet the blade of the knife with water
and you will have a good clean cut.
In this same connection-to mark
the frosting on a cake before it ID
finally cut win save frosting from
falling and not being equally distribut-
ed. The marking can be easily and
well done by using clean white string
and stretching it taut as it II lowered
into the frosting. Use fresh piece Of
string for each mark. The string can
be rinsed in hot water and when dry
put to q second service.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
Will. RADIUM ATLAST
OPEN THE DOOR OF
THE GREAT UNKNOWN

II you are sick and want to Get Well
and keep Well. write for literature that
tells How and why. this almost IN
known and wonderful new element
brings relief to so many sufferers from
Constipation, Rheumatism, Sciatica,
Govt, Neuritis, Neuralgia. Nervous
Prostitution, High Blood Pressure and
diseases Of the Stomach. Heart, Lungs,
Liver, Kidneys and other ailments. You
wear Degnens Radioactive Solar Pad
day and night, receiving the Radio
Active Rays continuously into. your
system, causing a healthy circulation.
overcoming sluggishness, throwing off
impurities and restoring the tissues and
nerves to a normal condition-and the
next thing you know you are getting
well.
thoroughly satisfied 1t is helping, you
before the appliance is yours: Nothing
to do but wear 1t. No trouble or ex-
pense, and the most wonderful fact
about the appliance is that 1t is sold SO
reason able that it is within the reach Of
ALL both rich and poor.
No matter how bad your atlment, or
how long standing, we will be pleased
to have you try it at our risk. For full
information write today-not tomorrow.
Radium Appliance Co.. IT'S Bradbury
Bldg, Los Angeles, Calf.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
Make Boys Room
Thoroughly Boyish

A boys room needs to be practically
indestructible. convenient and boyish,
says the April Designer. The room
should be beautiful. but it should be
founded on masculinity from the start;
there. should be no thin curtains, frills,
or any of the fragile colors; everything
must be simple of line, plain and I'M
obtrusive; things must be arranged so
that every article may be kept in it's
place easily; the furniture, wallpaper,
rugs. must be designed for wear. But
surely. you say, these uninteresting
requirements can not possibly result
in the exciting spot that is supposed
to mold boys character and fire bis
Imagination.
Put nothing in the room that is not
necessary: the bed the desk. the table.
three comfortable chairs, the shelves
you have some brasswarc, parch-
good looking wall lights, a few pill
lows covered in old yellow blue and
gray.
You may furnish it very inexpen-
sively or you may choose furniture
quite worth while enough to warrant
its presence in your sons own grown
up house some day. If your boy is
quite young. You may wish more
childish room than if he were fully
half -grown.
The walls of any boys room may be
papered in tan. or water-tinted IN
pale cream or gray tan economical
finish that may be changed from year
to year with little labor1; any boys
mother can dye some unbleached heavy
muslin wonderful henna for window
Grapes; and if a more expensive tan
and black Wilton rug cannot be afford
ed. a taupe linen rug surely can. A
henna bedspread may spring from the
same dye pot that produced the cur
tains. and few copper ornaments are
cheap to buy, easy to keep brilliant,
but oh. so decoratively effective.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
RED PEPPER HEAT
STOPS BACKACHE

The heat of red peppers takes the
'ouch" from sore. lame back. II can
not hurt you. and it certainly ends the
torture at once.
When you are suffering so you can
hardly get around, just try Red Pepper
Rub. and you will have the quickest
relief known Nothing has such con-
centrated, penetrating heat as red pep
pers.
Just as soon as you apply Red Pep
per Rub you will feel the tinglng heat.
In three minutes it warns the sore spot
through and through. Pain and sore
ness are gone.
Ask any druggist for jar Of RowIcs
Red Pepper Rub. BE sure to get the
genuine, with the name RowIcs on
each package.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
Tweeds Bring Us
Knitted Scarf
for This Season

Tweeds and other sport clothes,
which are being worn this season al
most to the exclusion of everything
else, are responsible for the revival Of
the fancy woven or knitted scarf, which
lends added color to the already color
full costumes. In the shops one may
find q scarf for every occasion. Among
the prettiest Of these are those of fiber
silk in plain shades with borders or
stripes in fancy designs or stripes.
For wear with the sweaters that are
popular this season milady chooses her
scarf to match or to harmonic. If
her sweater is white, she may choose
q plain scarf of white with gaudy lines
in blue and red and green. Or she
may choose any color If she desires to
lend brilliance to the plainness of her
sweater. If sweaters in other shades
are chosen, there is a scarf for every
one.
With the tweed tailors, too, the
scarfs are good. Many of these suits
have Z sort Of scarf collar with EN-
broidered and fringed ends in colors
that bring out the dominant tone Of
the tweed. Desirable for the jacket
with the plain tailored collar are
the scarfs Of fiber silk in plain shades
or in the checks and stripes that are
in vogue. Light scarfs in Shetland
yarn or ice wool are also worn. These
may be had in plain or fancy colors
and like their silk sisters will be gaily
fringed
Scarfs Of wool and Of silk will be
worn with frocks on summer evenings
that are too warm for a wrap and too
cool to dispense with one altogether.
Long shawl scarfs Of georgette crepe
in two tones is modele into wraps this
season. The transparency of the ma
terial is quality that makes it ad-
mirably adapted for use in two colors
as unusual effects may be obtained by
using one color for the wrap and an
other for the lining. An ethereal note
is found In these scarfs, which will
be appreciated by the woman who
loves an effect of fragile beauty in her
raiment.
All in all the scarf fad is a pretty
one and milady should have several for
wear on different occasions.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
EMBROIDERED SLEEVES.

A fashion of unusual charm appears
in wide flowing sleeves covered with
coIorfuI embroidery. The design illus
trated is developed in single stitch and
beads. emphasized with several rows
Of narrow grosgrain ribbon, which are
used again at the low waistline girdle,
scallopcd skirt hem, the bateau neck
and long shoulder line. Rose crepe de
chine is suggested for material and
matching color for trimming. There is
choice of three sleeves. The skirt
is about two and one eighth yards at
the lower edge.-From the April De
signer
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
MANY PEOPLE USE
GLYCERINE MIXTURE

There is nothing better for stomach
trouble in women than buckthorn bark,
glycerine. etc. as mixed in Adler-i-ka.
One lady says: ut is doing me lots Of
good. NV sisters also say it is wonder
full" Adler-i-ka removes foul matter
from BOTH upper and lower bowel
which may have been poisoning stom-
ach for months. EXCELLENT for gas
on stomach and chronic constipation.
Guards against appendicitis. Brings
out matter you never thought was in
your system. Great Falls Drug Co.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
New System Of
Fat Reduction

Here's new way for all fat people TO laugh
together at that old bugaboo-0hestty. The
Ing that there is nothing under the SUM-
does not apply TO fat people any Here Is
something new for them-R sensation. new
pleasure a new and graceful figure easily found
by anyone who is passing beyond the limits OF
slimness Everyone has heard OF the Msrmola
Prescription: that harmless combination OF fat
defying elements perfected by Of the foremost
physicians Now from the same high authority
there comes another idea-the Idea OF eondersing
these same pure. harmless ingredients into
pleasant little tablet. Taken after eating and at
bedtime they help the stomach dispose of all
thu fatty foods converting them into compact
solid flesh. muscle and energy, without dieting
or exercise. Marnsola Prescription Tablets regu-
late the entire system-do FOR you what bodily
exerton and ef-deniai not do. and the fat
once routed. is gone for good. You can prove all
this at a trifng cost. Marmoia Prescription
Tablets are sold by all druggists sent post
paid by the Marmcla Company. 46l2 Woodward
Avenue. Detroit. Mich. regular case sufficient
To bring lasting resuits-is but dollar.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
Fried AppIea

What is the matter with the apple
fritter? Nothing except that it is al
ways to small. / have dared apple
cake as vegetable successfully.
For Sunday night supper the green
cry dish and the meat dish can be COM
bined to the mutual advantage Of cook
and eater. Fill a casserole half full Of
sections and pared and cored apples.
Lay half dozen frankfurters on top.
Bake it until 1t stews and sizzles and
spits. But thrust fork prong through
the sausage skins before putting them
into the oven if you don't want them
to explode like bombs.-From the April
Designer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
Helena Woman's Club
to Study Montana
Laws for Women

The Helena Woman's club has one
department which manifests not only
it's desire for information but its eager
ness to do some hard work. While the
social and political department has al
ways carried heavy work on its pro-
gram. yet it is the first time it's entire
program has been made up Of questions
bearing on legal problems. 1t is TAX
ing up Montana laws in their relation
to women for its next years work and
covers Property Rights of Women"
Legal Discrimination Against Wom
en-" Marriage and Divorce Laws
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
ORANGE INDIAN PUDDING.

Heat two cups orange juice, one of
water and two tablespoons sugar. Stir
one cup of this into three tablespoons
each (mixed) flour and cornmeal and
pinch of salt; mix smoothly with rest
of liquid and cook in double boiler 80
minutes. Remove; add beaten yolks
three eggs and grated rind one
orange; pour into buttered pudding
dish and bake 10 minutes. Take from
oven; spread with stiff whites of the
eggs mixed with three tablespoons
sugar and two Of orange juice. Re-
place 10 minutes, brewing slowly.
Serve hot or cold Milk may be used
instead Of three cups of orange juice
and water if used, adding rind Of Sec
ond orange.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
WOMEN! DYE
THINGS NEW IN
DIAMOND DYES

Each package Of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple any wom-
an can dye or tint her worn, shabby
dresses, skirts, waists, coats, stock
ings, sweaters, coverings, draperies.
hangings. everything, even if she has
never dyed before. Buy Diamond
Dyes"-no other kind-then perfect
home dyeing is sure because Diamond
Dyes are guaranteed not to spot, fade,
streak. or run. Tell your druggist
whether the material you wish to dye
il wool or silk. or whether it is linen,
cotton or mixed goods.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
A WHITE CHIFFON FROcK.

A frock of soft lines and slender
grace is q white chiffon made with
overblouse and tunics embroidered in
white chalk beads. A bright touch Of
color is added at the waistline in a ro-
settle of toned satin ribbon By
emitting the overblouse, adding straps
to the bodice and panniers to the skirt
another style is provided suitable for
taffsta, silk faille or heavy satin. Low
er edge about one and one-half yards.
From the April Designer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
BUSINESS WOMEN MEET
THIS WEEK,

The Business and Professional Won
en- will hold their regular evening
luncheon Thursday, March %, at 6
o'clock in the palm room of the Hotel
Rainbow. The members will be ad-
dressed by E. l.. Norris. A vocal solo
will be sung by Miss Virginia Clybourn
accompanied by Miss Gertrude Skin
ner. Reservations must be made not
later than Wednesday noon with Miss
Lulu Pater, S135, or Miss Gladys Rex
ford $500
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
TO REMOVE INK STAINS.

To extract ink from cotton, silk and
wooden goods, saturate the spot with
spirits Of turpentine and let it remain
several hours, then rub it between the
hands, when it will crumble away with
out injuring either the color or tex
ture Of the article.-From the April
Designer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
BRONZE OLD SHOES.

When you find your party shoes are
shabby, just give them a coat Of bronze
dressing, no matter what the original
color-black, white or gray. You will
be delighted with the result, and it is
quite saving In these days of high
prices Of shoes.-From the April De-
signer.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
ST. MARCARET'S GUILD
MEETS MONDAY.

st. Margaret's guild Of the Episco-
pal church will meet Monday afternoon
at 1870 o'clock in the guild hall. Mrs.
George Longeway and Mrs. c. F. Pier
son will be the hostesses.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19

When jelly will not thicken. CRATE
carrot. put it into clean piece of
cheesecloth and strain few drops Of
it into the juice. Then boil a few
minutes. 1t works like a charm in
nine out of ten instances
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19
CROSS STITCHING POPULAR

Cross stitching seems to be one Of
the popular embroideries of the season
and appears on dark cantons, to outline
the neck and cuffs, and to decorate the
pockets. 1t is frequently introduced in
rather faded co1orings.
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-03-19

A fine luster to your kitchen stove
may be obtained by adding lye to the
polish. By adding little vinegar or
a pinch of graduated sugar the polish
becomes more permanent.