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The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05
Comfort Baby's Skin
With Cuticura Soap
Fragrant Talcum
Soap Csc, Oirtrasn, Is and soc, Talcum Csc
Supply and Demand.

'You saiG you wouldn't marry the
best man living"
Maybe it's a case of sour grapes"
confided Miss Cayenne. ITS highly
improbable that I'd have the chance"
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05

"You'r a Chippewa, Aren't you
Judah" Alan Asked.
said my fT.2Gr was dead. Other In
dams came around and asked her how
she knew, and she said she heard the
Drum. The Indians found my fathers
body"
"Did you ever hear Of a ship called
the Miwaka, Ju1ah?"
THAT was long ago." the Indian an
swered.
"They say that the Drum beat
wrong when the Miwaka went down
that it was one beat short Of the right
number"
THAT was long ago." WassaQuam
merely repeated.
"Did Mr.. Corvet ever speak to you
Eb2ut the NWakPT
&ALl--ESA-Gk
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05

1t is better TO take pains in pre-
venting accidents than TO suffer pains
as q result OF them.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05

If you would have a faithful servant
md one that you like, serve your
self.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05

The best way to get ahead Is to use
the one you have.
The Mellette County pioneer. [volume] (Wood, Mellette County, S.D.) 19??-1971, 1922-05-05
"You get Ben Corvet; you
tell him Luke's here"

.(To BE CoNTINUEDy
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Do you read the bank advertising
Some of the most interesting and in
gcniouS bits of reading matter to be
found anywhere are coming from the
hands of the advertising men nowadays.
and the bank advertising has come to
hold its own with that of the department
stores and the rest of the selling news
. that makes newspapers and magazines SO
entertaining.
They Never Found His Will" an
nounces big bank in a large city. and
tells a story of unnecessary difficulties
He had told his wife about having made
viii. but it could not be found. He
died after short illness, leaving the
wife and three children.
The real property which. in the alb
sence Of Il will. belongs to the children
subject to the widows dover, cannot be
sold until the youngest comes of age, 10
years later. unless the mother goes
through complicated court procedure. II
is going to be difficult in the interim.
if not impossible. for her to educate and
keep the three children on the insurance
and the income from her third of the
property. Yet he meant to leave her in
control of the property.
The moral drawn by the bank is
have your viii drawn. with the bank
named as executor. It's a good plan.
All sorts of complications are likely
to arise in case of sudden death, and
minor children need to be protected.
Wives, also, who have shared in the
early struggles. ought to be assured of
their just share of the later rewards.
No man wants to leave his affairs in
tangle for his heirs to wrestle with,
particularly if his means are modest.
1t might be said that the smaller the
fortune, the greater need of a clear and
explicit will.
Wills aren't for old people in their
dotage to make They are for young
people to take care of right along with
the annual budget and other means of
keeping affairs in order.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Horse-and-Rider Endurance Test.
tRutland Herald. J

Unlike ordinary racing and many adj
yertlSed stunts, the endurance test for
saddle horses which began yesterday and
completed its first lap at Brandon. is an
event which is watched by horsemen and
army experts with the keeneSt interest,
bcause the charger which stands up best
under the gruelling conditions of a BOO
mile run must inevitably suggest a
type which will stand up well under war
conditions.
Some people, including well -intentioned
but poorly informed officers of the hu-
name societies. have seen fit to question
the humanity of these tests, but the evil
dence is that the horses are treated with
almost exaggerated kindness and are
urged over the course only rs their
strength permits and suggests.
The facts are that The riders in these
endurance tests are the best horSemen in
the country, and such thing as their
abusing ii mount is almost unthinkable.
Discipline of a bad actor" is common
enough in all horse circles, but all that
has been done before they start on such
Il hike as the overland endurance race.
The race develops tho htteSt for hard
continuous work under the best march
ing" conditions the riders can make over
the prescribed route. and they must do il
BY good riding, humane riding. intelligent
riding. Otherwise their mounts would
never "last through" and nothing would
be gained by the test.
Good horsemen can usually be trusted
To handle good horses. and a lot of ig-
norant drivers and riders could Learn
something by following the route of this
race and seeing how good men really care
for good horses.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Today's Events

Anniversary of the battle of Trafal-
gar.
Ohio State university will dedicate its
magnificent new athletic stadium today
The Tri-State Tobacco Fair and Fall
festival will be opened today at Coving
ton. Ky.
Marian Edwards Park will be inaufu-
rated president of Bryn Mawr college to
day. IN succession to NJ. Carey Thomas.
With Governor Neff and other prom
inent guests in attendance the annual
Texas Cotton Palace at Waco will be
formally opened today.
Exercises will be held at the Tniver-
sity of Illinois today to mark the begin
ming of construction on the new $4,000
600 athletic stadium
Jules ]. .Iusserand French ambassa-
dor to the United States and dean of the
diplomatic corps at Washington. who has
been at home on leave since early sum
mer, will return to America on board
the liner Paris sailing today.
Application of Christian principles to
daily business life is to be discussed at
two-day conference to be opened in Kan
sas City today under the auspices of the
Business Mems Christian Unity of that
city. Representatives from all sections
of the United States are expected to at
tend.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Weather Bum.
SisSiety. Mr.. Charles tPudsD Slmkins
is mad at Miss Mary Watkins on account
of her being mad at him. and last Sunday
she was setting on her frunt steps and
lie started to wawk past proud without
looking at her and jest then he had to
sneeze. being the only thing that spoiled
the effect
Intristing Facks About Intristing Pee
pie. Sid Hunt has a key to his frunt
door this week on account of the cook
being sick and his mother not wunting
to run and open the door for him all the
time, the result being he is all the time
saying Excuses me a minnit and going in
and coming out agen jest TO use the key.
Poem by Skinny Martin
Everything In It's Place.
L love TO see bumbel bee
buzzing erround the flowers.
But when | heer one buzzing erround my
he'd
1t makes me nerviss for hours.
Lost and Found Found-A ladies'
chest pin with b diamonds in it, pos
serbly reel. See Lew Davis and prove.
Spoarts. Sam Cross Expects to have a
old automobeel horn gave to him. saying
he's going TO put it on his bysickel to
make people jump out of the way and
then get mad when they see its ony him
on his bysiekel.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Responsible newspapers hesitate TO
make announcement of new cures for
diseases Too many victims of tuber-
cuIosis and other chronic serious all
ments have had their hopes raised high
BY news Of certain cures, only to be
dashed down again into deeper despair.
1t is possible that the reported discov-
cry Of remedy for diabetes win not be
sustained by future results. Neverthe-
less it is pleasant to note, as a matter
of record. that high medical authorities
vouch for such discovery, and tlsere is
in it no suggestion of personal profit or
glory.
\ serum has been developed at the
University Of Toronto which is said TO
be- working wonders 4 small quantity
of il was sent recently to the Jniver-
sity Of Pennsylvania and used expert
mentally on three diabetes patients.
After several injections. DIR. Alfred
Stengel. professor of medicine in the
Medical school of the university, is
quoted as saying:
Il regard the serum as one of the big
discoveries of the age in medical science
So far as we have been able to observe
its results have been entirely satisfac
tory We have found great improvement
IN the patients to whom if was admins
tered | think it is an absolute cure FOL
diabetes
IL 50. another great medical conquest
is achieved Diabetes has, become one
Of the most common diseases of middle
life, and while it can be helped greatly
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

other day. None but eligible widows
invited. They had to ransack the town
to find candles enough to decorate the
cake. VI. c. now wears a red necktie
and looks quite frisky.
John Weed, who has been confined to
his bed for the past five or six weeks. is
cut and about his work. John intends
to have his hair cut and whiskers
trimmed if it takes the price of the best
hens in his door yard The season is
now so late we would suggest that he
go not to that expense. instead tuck his
whiskers inside his shirt collar and his
hair down back side and it would save
bun the expense of an undershirt.
-Newbury, Vt. items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

The Reformer ia on sale avery evening / y
the following news dealers:
Brattleboro, Brattleboro News Co., c. w.
Cleave1aud, s. L. Purinton (Esteyville),
Brooks House Pharmacy, Aliens Depot News
stand, Gilbert J. PoIlics, 297 South Main s..
Fort Dummer district
West Bratt1eboro, ]. L. Stockwsli.
East Dummerston, NJ. E Brown.
Putney, NJ. G. Williams.
Eewfane, n. NJ Batchelder.
West TOwnshend, c. Ell. Grout,
Jamaica, r. ]. Daggett.
South Londonderry, F. Fl Tyler.
South Vernon, E. B. Buffun.
HinsdaIe, N. H., w. Fl. Lyman.
Greenfield, Mass, Greenfield News Co.
Greenfield, Mass, c. A. Hays.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
TOday's Anniversaries.

1S05-British under Lord Nelson de-
feated the combined fleets of
France and Spain in great battle
off Cape Trafalgar.
1S22-Russans were warned to aban-
don California within six months.
1S41-John Forsyth, who was secretary
of state under Presidents Jackson
and Van Buren,, died in Washing
ton, ID. c. Born in Virginia Oct.
- 1880
1ST5-The Michigan Conference of Uni
tartan and other Christian
churches was organized at Jack
son.
1SS0-Contract signed for the construc-
ton of the Canadian Pacific rail
way.
1S97-Centennial of the launching of the
frigate Constitution celebrated at
Boston.
1S9S-Fiye thousand persons witnessed
the Inauguration of the peace
jubilee in the Auditorium in Chi
cago.
1909-AIartin y. Johnson, United States
senator from North Dakota, died
at Fargo. Born in Wisconsin in
IS50
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
by careful diet. heretofore there has
been no assured remedy for it known.

Ten boys have enrolled in the domes-
tic science class in the Dalton, Mass,
high school 1t is a good idea. More
boys should be taught something of the
arts either at home or at school. The
lad who learns to get a simple meal
wash the dishes and make bed properly
won't prove in later years to be the
helpless individual that some of the men
are in times of domestic tribulation.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
TO ADVERTISERS.

Transient advertisinE-Run of paper. 20
cents an inch for first insertion, 50 cents an
inch for each subsequent insertion. Limited
space first page at special rates.
Space rates application.
Classified advertisements-Fivs cents line
first insertion with so per cent discount for
each subsequent insertion without change OF
copy. Minimum charge 20 cents. Cash with
order.
Reading Notices-Twenty cents per line
first insertion with 50 per cent discount for
each subsequent insertion without change OF
copy. Reading notices are published 1t foot
of local items.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

as long as live that I found such Won
derful medicine for my troubles. Mrs.
CHARLES A. MERIT. KutztOwn, Pa.
Many cases OF childlessness are cura-
able. Perhaps yours may be. Why be
discouraged until you have given Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
faithful trial?
Spoken and written recommendations
from thousands of women who have
found health and happiness from its use
have come to us. We only tell you what
they say and what they believe.
We believe that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is so well adapted
to the conditions which might cause
your trouble that good will come to you
by it's use.
Merit is the foundation of Lydia e.
Pinkham 'sVegetable Compound. Ithas
behind it a record Of nearly fifty years
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
TO TIE SUBSCRIBERS

efficient service in the delivery of the paper
each night, and it solieits the operation of
subscribers to that end. Prompt reports
should be given of each failure to receive the
paper on the morning following the omission,
in person., by telephone postal card, thus
enabling the cause of the error to be promptly
and accurately discovered and the proper rem
edy Immediately applied. It is only by this
method that the publisher secure the de-
sired service.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
A Poem You MAY Not Have Read

How cunning are the little pigs
That wiggle, run and dance
To keep the measly flies away,
Because they have no pants.
They re SO innocent and mild,
SO kittenish at play,
! love to watch them as they grunt
The careless hours away:
] love them for their curly tails.
Their curious wobbly legs.
But most l love them Just because
They'll soon be ham and eggs.
PETE LAUREATE.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Tolay's Birthdays.

f. Mont Reilly. the governor of Porto
Rico. born at Sedalia, Mo. 90 years ago
today.
DIR. james T.. McConaughy, president
of Knox college. born in New York city
80 years ago today.
Louis y. Parker, one of the most sue
cessfuI of English playwrights, born in
France. 10 years today.
Ralph II. Cameron. United States
senator from Arizona. born at South
port, Me. % years ago today.
DIR. Howard III. Russell founder of the
.Anti-Saloon League of America, born at
Saltwater Mimi, 81 years ago today.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Some of the News from Newbury.

Than Hutehins has just bought a pair
OF number eleven shoes which pinch his
toes somewhat.
Harley Fulton has decided not TO part
his hair in the middle for one particular
reason.
Joseph Whitney. We all know Joe.
He is so full of the milk of human kind
ness that he dare not run for fear of
churning that milk into butter. He is
away now taking much needed vaca-
ton
NJ. c. Knight had birthday party the
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
"Horseshedding" in Vermont.
{ Springfield Reporter.

The state motor department has been
anonymously informed that somewhere
in Vermont a bootlegger runs his car I'M
der the ''meetin' house shed" every Sun
day and sells hooch while the piOus peo-
pie are III church. This SON of horse
shedding" has got to be stopped. 1t isn't
fair for the minister to be the only man
who can't steal out of church during the
service or just before the sermon; besides
it is downright mean to leave him there
with nothing but a pitcher of water with
which to worry through a dry discourse.
\ Frenchman has invented and con-
structed wireless alarm clock.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
woIrfAl
Copyright by George Matthew Adams

women. She graduated from Bryn
Mawr in 1898. She held the Bryn Mawr
European scholarship in 1S9S-99, and in
1919 received her Phi. ID. in Latin and
Greek. In 1901 she went abroad to
work at the American School of CLASH
cal Studies in Athens, and on her return.
the following year, she became instructor
in classics at Colorado college. In 1911
DIR. Park was called to Bryn Mawr as
acting dean, and in 1914 she returned to
Colorado college as assistant professor
of classics. After year of graduate
study at Johns Hopkins university she
was made acting dean of Simmons col
lege and early in 1920 was elected dean
of that college. More recently she has
served as dean of Radcliffe college.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Let Her Furnish Her Own Smokes

The man who wants to do his Christ
mas shopping early and wonders what
to- get for his wife, might send for set
Of those Oriental smoking pajamas for
women advertised by a New York de-
partment store. They have red leather
boots attached and cost only S195 a suit
OF course, she could sleep in 'em If she
wanted to.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

The Massachusetts hunting season
opened yesterday with 100000 licenses
in the hands of the states would-be
sportsmen. \ special warning has been
given them by state officials to use great
care in avoiding the start of forest fires.
Nothing was said about caution in us
ing one another as targets.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
THE BUGGY.

BUGGY.
My Uncle Hiram of he
his something He buggy
he opsdd with his dimes
to his bundle Of
in
to my
to make the
pack about for wei children support
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Just a Mere Rumor.

4 story came over from the Lime
stone country this week that Chas.
Havis's family had been chloroformed.
his dog chloroformed and his chickens
stolen. Mr.. Havis. in answer to a tele-
phone call. says there is nothing to the
story-Jewell Republican.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
A Good Idea.
barre Times.

Up in northern Vermont they have
taken 10 imprisoning motorists who run
away after being mixed up in accidents.
That court action ought to be effective
in stopping much of TIT fleeing from re-
sponsibility.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

1t isn't quite fair to say that the
Turks never learn anything from civil
Iization. Their destruction of Smyrna
was learned from civilized Europe in
the late war.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
DecoIIete.

When dressed for a party. Miss Birdie
Rupp
Makes September Morn look all bundled
up;
\ wisp of georgette. few beads or so.
Some powder and rouge, and she's ready
to go.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
One By One the Birds Are Leaving.

Leslie Bird, who has been spending
the summer months at Hyde Manor. Sud
bury. is~a guest this week of Mr.. and
Mrs Harry Griffin of Elm street. Mr..
Bird will leave in few days for Florida
to spend the winter.-Rutland News
item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
CLIPPINGS
With Now a Comment and Thea
Only q Caption.

Young Smithers of Portland. Me-,
Got caughs in a shower of re,
4 forsetful Teller,
He'd left his umbreller-
Say, this certainly gives US pc. .
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Seems as if it would be only fair to
give little of those Standard Oil stock
dividends to the automobiles who
bought the gasoline.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
One Year Asn Today.

L. S. railroad labor board ordered rail
strike halted.
ExEmperor Charles was proclaimed
king of Hungary.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Next to handshaking, nothing has
been 50 overworked or more successful
than promising to reduce taxes.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

What's New England thinking of to
let Tennessee, a southern state, beat
them by having the first snowstorm of
the season?
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
Al Right. Gn AI1eadr

|. VI. Coin. Miss Mildred Coin and
Miss Wanda Back visited at the ]. j.
Anderson home in Hawarden Sunday
Iowa Globe-Post
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
One of Those Barn-Like Churches.
Doubtless

Next Sunday the beautiful new First
Lutheran church win be dedicated. This
is one of the handSomest structures in
the state. It's agricultural lines are su-
perb.-Illinois paper.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
In the DAYS News

DR. Marian Edwards Park, who is to
be inaugurated today as president of
Bryn Mawr college. has had wide and
varied experience in the training of
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

THE average 50 bill lasts about ten
months" says the treasury department
If that is so we've never had the aver
age kind.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Hands across the sea- still works
all right except for a three-mile stretch.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

The cowcatcher on locomotives was
before the day of automobiles.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Plnkham 5 NegeCa-
table Compound. 1t
has done so much for
me. My baby is al
most a year old now
and is the picture of
health. She walked
at eleven months and
is trying to use her
little tongue. She
can say some words
real nice. | am send
ing you her picture;
[ shall be thankful
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
The Monthly TalkfeSt.

The Ladies Aid society will meet
with Mrs. Yapp Thursday to quilt
Browns Greek item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

Learn something each day: Paran-
thilogicule, orthnnigelebuzol and pSeu-
modinatolegabol are now manufactured
i'm the United States
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

From a novel: "She looked at him
with profane eyes"
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
One Male Member,

The WOmen-s club of Cleveland has
10000 members on its rooster-Ncws
item.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
One of Those Bouncing Boys We Often
Hear OF.

Born to Mr.. and Mrs. George Rub
Der. n seven-pound son. Benton Har-
Dor News Palladium
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21
THANKFUL. FOR
4 LITTLE Child
MRS. Mertz Tells How Lydia
E. Pinlkham's Vegetable
Compound Helped Her

Kutztown, Pal wish every woman
who wants children would try lydia =.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1922-10-21

SATURDAY.. OCTOBER q. 1922.