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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
BY THE WAY.

When Senator Borah predicts a third
party, it sounds suspiciously like a wish.
That marriage makes two one, and also
which one, is apparent to one before the
honeymoon is over.
Higher education was given a great
boost when $4,000 persons attended a
football game the other day.
Europe may never pay its war debt
to the United States, but it should not be
permitted to forget that it owes it.
The Turks have started to explain why
they deposed the sultan, but an eXplara-
ton at this late hour will not help him.
Seven women tainted when the verdict
in a Philadelphia case was announced.
There are few of the old-fashitned kind
left in the world.
Another indication that there is an &C.
casional trend back to the good old things
of our grandparents is the p!aintive in
quiry arising here and there for old-fash-
toned buckWheat flour.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
Knew the Signs.

Prohibition Commissioner
Haynes said at a dinner in Wash
ington:
you can make very neat jokes
AT the expense OF prohibition. but
the movement goes on its way un-
disturbed.
"A negro preacher when Inc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

DR.. Andrew jackson Huntoon, in
his DIST year, is still an employe of
Uncle Sam. He examines the liter
airy features of examination papers
at the Civil Service Commission,
Washington. He Is civil war vet
eran and his intellect is as keen as
that OF o man half his age.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
Liberty Bonds,

New York, Nov. 16.-Liberty
bonds closed; S1ss, $1O0.16; second
IS, $9S.04; first "A s, $3.50; sec
ond 4As, $9S.OO; third AVS,
S9S,54; fourth AIS, $98.36: Vic
tory AZ Cuncalled), 10000; Vic
tory 4a4s Called. $4,000; L. s.
treasury AIS, s99.54,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
Old Scores.

Now p had my revenge"
said the shoe-shop proprietor to his
friend, as, a customer left.
Revenge? How so?" ....
"Well, the young lady who Just
went out is a telephone operator.
l gave her the wrong number. -
London opinion.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
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LIVESTOCK

Chicago, Nov. 16 CU. S. Depart
ment of Agrlculture) - Hogs--Re-
ceipts $4,000 Market active, l5c
lower. Bulk $50 to 21o-pound av-
nrages, $S.10@S.15; bulk 220 to
250-pound butchers sS.200S.c5;
top, sS25; few heavy held higher:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

"Do you know why we call our
language the Mother Tongue?"
Because Father never gets a
chance to use t."-EXchange.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

Texas Company .......... 49,
Tobacco. products '...,....,. 90
Union Pacific .......,.....l40&
United States Steel. .10S rs
Utah Copper ...,...,,.,.,.. 60
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

She-The only men l kiss are my
brothers
He--What lodge do you belong
to?-Cortributed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

world was wet, exhorted his fleck
TO be temperate.
"Do MS ] do. nah breddein. he
said. 'Eend Dc knee, but not dc
elbow.
"Pawson pawson' chuckled 4
heckIer, how long yo' been drink
in outcn dc bunghole, mas Z"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

Kansas City. Nov. 16.-Cash
wheat-No. hard. $1.1S@1.22'
No. 2 red. $1,1S@1.20.
Corn-No. 3 white, 74c; No 2
yellow. 76c.
IaN.--Unchanged
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

Still Green.
New Bride-Those eggs are too
small.
The Grocer-Well, they are just
fresh from the country.
Bride-That's just the trouble
those farmers are so anxious to
make money they pick their eggs
before they are full-grown.--EX-
change.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
PRODUCE
Chicago.


Chicago. Nov. 16.-Butter--Mar-
ket higher. Creamery extras, ACC;
firsts, 3S9411ac; extra firsts, As q
471ac; seconds, 36@37c; stand
ards, 45c.
Eggs-Market higher. Receipts
1880 cases. Firsts, 500 SAC; ordi-
nary firsts, 40@ 45c: miscellaneous.
1905 refrigerator extras. 27@
2715c; refrigerator firsts. Esq
2519c.
Poultry-Alive. lower. Fowls,
13@21c; springs. 1870: ROSTERS,
lac; turkeys, soc; geese. 22c.
Potatoes-Market steady. Re-
ceipts Al cars. Total L. S. ship
ments, IA cars. Wisconsin sacked
and bulk round whites. S0090c
cwt.; Minnesota sacked and bulk
round whites. 80@85c; Minnesota
sacked sand land Ohios mostly 75c
cwt.; North Dakota sacked Red
river Ohios 500 S5c cwt.; North
Dakota sacked round whites No. i,
10 q soc cwt.: Idaho sacked Rus
sets No. ]. $3.50 cwt.; Michigan
bulk round whites, field. frosted,
sec cwt
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

When Senator Borah predicts a third
party, it sounds suspiciously like a wish.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

The price of coal is somewhat high,
But we'd be going nice,
If we did not have this cold-warm fall
To buy both coal and ice.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
Kansas Citv.

Kansas City.
Kansas City, Nov. 16.-Eggs,
butter and poultry unchanged
New York Cotton.
New York, Nov. 16.--Cotton fu-
futures closed irregular. Dec.
$3.50; Jan, s26.t5; March, S25.15;
May, $24.93; July. s24.S0.
New York Metals.
New York, Nov. 16.-Coppor-
Steady. Electrolytic, spot and fu-
lures, 1873 414c.
Tin-Easy. Spot and nearby.
$3.50 a SG.62: futures, sS6.75.
Iron-Steady, prices unchanged.
Lead-Steady. Spot, $7.0O@7.25.
Zinc-Firm. East st. Louis spot
and nearby delivery. $7.30@T40.
Antimony-Spot, $6.75.
Foreign bar silver. IS &c.
Mexican dollars. 4Shc.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17
A LITTLE LAUGHTER

He Knew What He Wanted.
Sportsman want to look at
some mirrors.
Storekeeper-Haud mirrors?
Sportsman-No, some that ] can
see my face in.-EXchange
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1922-11-17

That marriage makes two one, and also
which one, is apparent to one before the
honeymoon is over
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

Dardanos on the same March Is. A
scant mile up the strait still rest the
remains Of the French capital ship
Bouvent. which sank on the same
day as the result of two hits from
the Turkish battery Of Anatolu
Hamidieh and, as has been claimed,
but not yet proved, from the ex-
plosion of Turkish mine.
For bombarding the Turkish bat
teries these six vessels were as well
suited as any dreadnaught, because
their primary batteries had q far
greater range than the guns Of Turk
ish coast artillery.
The Goliath, Majestic and Triumph
were overtaken by disaster while
supporting the allied troops landed
on Gallipoli. They were at anchor.
All three fell prey Of the torpedo.
The other ships were sunk while
Smelling coast batteries. They were
going at cruising speed when they
received their mortal wounds. The
six ships together had crews agsre-
eating about s.loo officers and men,
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

both types Of ships were woefullv
Handicapped. OFF Heligoland and off
Jutland the submarines of both al
versaries hampered the maneuver-
ing of the capital ships to such an
extent that the accepted tactical and
strategic rules could not be carried
out. At the Dardanelles the entire
situation changed as soon as Ger.
man submarines put in appearance.
British diplomatists never allude
to the fact that 1t was a submarine
which ended within the space of
about eight minutes the career Of
three British cruisers off the Dutch
coast in September, 1914.
The Hogue, Greasy and Abouki-
were watching merchantmen near
Hook-of-Holland, when Captain Wed.
digger dived under them and fired
his death-dealing torpedoes. When
the three cruisers were under the
water, he came to the surface. There
was not even a scratch on the paint
Of the U.boat.
Ten months later a Captain Her
sing took a submarin" from VIII
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

helmshaven down to the Darda-
nelles. In some manner, still un.
known, he was able to raplenish his
fuel supply. He got through the
Straits of Gibraltar without mishap
of any sort, shot up the French port
of Bjzerta, and appeared off the south
point Of Gallipoli one morning in
June, 1915.
A few minutes later the British
capital ship Triumph sank to the
bottom, to be followed later by the
Majestic.
BY that time Captain Hersing had
sunk already French transport
loaded 70 the scuppers with troops
intended for Gallipoli, and several
other ships conveying supplies for
the allies. Captain Hersing was
later obliged to interrupt his career,
not because Of anything done by the
allied fleet, but for the reason that
his craft while running submerged
ran afoul of something at the en-.
trance Of the Dardanelles. For three
days his crew battled with the thing
that held the submarine.
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

Finally they succeeded in freeing
the craft. 1t was taken to Stenia,
in the Bosphorus. where the needed
repairs were made. Before long
U-57 was again fit for service, and
a number of other allied capital
ships might have gone down had 1t
been possible to get torpedoes in
Turkey.
In May Of that year a Turkish
torpedo boat, the Medillih. com.
manded by a German lieutenant by
name Of Vierle, stole down the Oar
danelles on a hazy night, slipped
close to the British capital ship
Goliath, fired every one of its tor
pedo tubes simultaneously-th Of
them-and the Goliath went down
in four minutes, almost on top of the
Ocean, which sank in the same spot
on March IS, 1915, after receiving
several hits from Turkish coast
batteries.
Not far from where the Goliath
sank lies the wreck Of the British
capital ship Irresistible, which was
sliced to pieces by the Turkish fort
The Washington times., 1922-01-15
Fights Submarine Only Fear for Sea Rule Says Correspondent

ously overlooked. while too much
importance is being attached to the
naval action near the Falkland Is
lands, in which a much stronger
British naval force. fresh from its
bases, defeated and destroyed n
small German squadron that had
been without a base for four
months.
The destruction of Count Specs
unit IL the only naval operation of
the British about which there can
be no doubt; the engagements off
Heligoland and Jutland were
drawn, ct best, while the operations
at the Dardanelles were as COM
plete a fiasco as has ever been re.
corded.
The capital ships or cruisers that
took the place Of capital ships be-
cause they met enemy craft Of the
same type played very minor role
In the late war. Capital ship pitte,l
against capital ship, and cruiser set
upon cruiser, were indeed able to
measure their strength.
But opposed by the submarine
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

Of whom about 20 per cent were
saved.
There is the question. What were
the losses Of the other side? Captain
Hersing had no losses and the Turk.
ish torpedo boat Medillih had no
losses, so that the cost of sinking
three capital ships was simpl,
nominal.
As an American reporter for the
Associated Press. I was an eye.wit.
ness to the operation at the Darda.
nelles and Gallipoli. The lesson Of
this battle, It seems TO me, is that me
capital ship today is useful only
against another capital ship. Until
the Washington conference began
to befuddle this issue, nobody
doubted It.
As England now has, and will
have for many years to come-un.
der Secretary Hughes program
more Of these ships than any other
power, her chief concern Is now
10 do away with other types Of ships.
especially the submarines belonging
70 The other pswgI
The Washington times., 1922-01-15
lcoRIhcscc
MARr

from the date Of the marriage, and
in the event Of Lord Lascelles
dying before the Princess the sum of
f250,000 passes to her and the
trust comes to an end.
In the event of the princess pre-
deceasing her future husband and
IL there are no children of the mar
four wedding gifts and Lord Las
celles three and none of them is
particularly costly or valuable. In.
quiries among the West End shop.
keepers reveal the fact that the
flood Of orders they expected to
get for wedding gifts directly the
announcement Of the royal be-
rothal was made has not arrived.
A leading jeweler and goldsmith
has received orders for gifts for
the Princess to the value Of
$4,000. They include orders from
rage. the f250.00o would 60 back
to the Lascelles family; Lord La
scelles' father, the Earl of Ler.
wood, under the deed OF settle
ment, undertakes to create a charge
on his property of f25.Ooo for each
child of the marriage. born before
his death.
After his death the obligation to
create these charges on the prop
erty for the benefit Of the children
of the marriage dsvolves on Lord
Lascelles.
Forty pages of the settlement
deed deal with the eventuality of
Lord Lascelles dying before his
father.
Ten pages of the document will
be occupied with some remarkable
and unusual provisos. For ex-
ample, there is a clause guarding
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

But as things are the King VIII
have entire control of all the wed
ding arrangements.
Lord Lascelles. Of course, will be
and is being consulted with regard
to them. but he is quite content to
leave the whole of the arrange
ments in the hands Of the Lord
Chamberlain, which will save the
Viscount a good deal Of trouble
and worry. &.
SINGS OF HARD TIMES.
In normal times a week after
the apnouncement Of a royal be-
trothal the wedding presents begin
to arrive in large numbers for the
bride and bridegroom. The Prin-
cess Mary so far has received
three of the richest men in Eng
land-Sir Philip Sassoon, Lord
Rothschild and Lord Iveagh. all
intimate friends of the royal fam
lily. The teweler anticipated that
the orders for wedding gifts from
those three individuals alone would
amount to at least $40, 200. and that
by this time he would have received
orders for wedding gifts for the
Princess and Lord Lascelles amount.
ing to 100000.
1t is the intention of the King
and Queen to exhibit all the we'd
ding gifts at st. James Palace
for a week and to charge q small
sum for admission. the proceeds to
be devoted to charity. But unless
the presents begin to arrive in
greater number and more rapidly
the idea of exhibiting them before
the wedding will have to be aban-
doned.
Men who in pre-war days would
have thought nothing Of spending
$4,000 on q wedding gift for the
only daughter of the reigning
house now think twice before they
will spend $1,000 on one. That
the Princess will receive number
of costly presents goes without
saying. but the hardships which
all classes are now suffering is
reflected in the quantity and quail
ity Of the wedding gifts coming
to Princess Mary and Lord Les
celles.
THE MARRIAGE SETTLEMENT.
The details OF the marriage set
Element by Lord Lascelles have all
been approved by the King and the
document is now being engrossed.
1t will be one of the most volum.
inous deeds Of it's kind on record,
and will cover seventy folios Of
quarto parchment. 1t will take
six weeks to engross.
The main financial clause in 1t Is
to provide for a settlement by Lord
Lascelles of f250,000 on the prin-
cess. The money will be held In
trust by three trustees, Of whom
the Prince of Wales is one. The
interest on the money will become
payable to the princess personally
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

emily ever since the submarine
was invented by Americans. Eng
land is to retain for many years
her naval supremacy and the sub
marine is the most deadly weapon
that a navy. otherwise supreme in
power, fears.
The British view is highly illog-
ical. 1t pays no attention what.
ever to the lessons Of the great
war, in so far as these lessons
were not gained in the North Sea,
off Heligoland and off Jutland.
The experience of the allied fleet
at the Dardanelles 10 being studi-
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

fly ~ to the manner Of their up
bringing and education.
The deed viii be signed by Lord
Lascelles. his father and the King
and II will be registered a. . legal
document under q special provtso
dealing with tho marriage settle
ments Of members of the royal
family.
While most Of the papers are full
Of the achievements Of Viscount
Lascelles. there Is not much said Of
what Princess Mary did in the war
or before It. or what she has been
doing since.
It is vaguely known that she did
something or other with the Red
Cross, for she has been photo
graphed several times with the in.
sigma of this meritorius order
somewhere upon her. Many promi-
nent persons have been 30 photo
graphed. In wartime, uniforms are
more or less expected Of everyone.
NO FRILLS BETWEEN FRIENDS
Princess Mary did not merely
play at the Red Cross. She went
regularly to a training hospital. the
same as everyone else who was
really interested in the work. Other
hours of her day were given to sew
ing parties. where articles Of cloth
ing were made for soldiers.
These circles were made up Of
girls and women from all parts Of
London. Naturally, they were not
on a social footing with the royal
princess, attended by her lady-in-
waiting. Her royal highness. how
ever made no social distinctions.
In fact, she was very much inter-
ested to mix with others than those
prescribed by court etiquette to be
her daily associates.
One girl to whom she took q par
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

the Princess from any loss under
the settlement II in the event dor
no fault on her side) she finds It
impossible to live with her hus-
band and she finds It necessary
either to return to live with her
parents or with some other. rela-
tons.
Although the Princess will re-
tain her titular rank as Princess
after the marriage, 1t is stated in
the deed that She will accept the
rank Of her husband on the day Of
her marriage and that all children
Of the marriage are to be brought
up In accordance with the rank Of
their father and that there will be
no obligation of any kind to con.
suit any member Of the royal fam
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

OF course, before the courtship
began at all Lord Lascelles had to
obtain the consent Of the king and
queen to win the hand and heart
Of their only daughter. When their
majesties consented to Lord Las
celles doing SO 1t did not nsces-
sarily mean that Princess Mary
would agree to marry the viscount.
Up to that time her royal high
ness had met him about half a
dozen times and had only the most
distant acquaintance with him. She
had never spoken to him for more
than five minutes at their meet.
ings in the hunting field and ball
room. She had never danced with
him,
COULD NOT PROPOSE.
But Lord Lascelles could not pro-
pose to the princess until it had
been conveyed to him by a men,
Der of the princess family that II
he did propose the princess would
be likely to regard his proposal IA
vorably.
The information was conveyed
to Lord Lascelles by the Duke OF
York at q dinner at the MARI
borough Club. The next day Lord
Lascelles went to Sandringham BY
invitation of the king. and during
a stroll in the woods, as has been
officially announced. he proposed
to the princess. When he did So
walking behind her royal highness
were two ladies' Of Queen Mary's
court. The four then returned to
Sandringham House for afternoon
tea. There were present the king
and queen, who received from the
princess the information that she
had promised to marry the man
standing beside her. 1t was then
that Lord Lascelles gave the prin-
cess his first embrace. kissing her
on both cheeks.
\ The next day tho whole family
ut Sandringham returned to Buck
ingham Palace. and the announce
ment of the betrothal was sent out
to the press that night.
During the engagement OF tho
princess etiquette will forbid her
to be alone for moment with
Lord Lascelles, although she sees
him practically every day.
When Lord Lascelles calls at the
palace he is shown into the queens
boudoir, where he Is received by
the king and queen or some mem.
bers of the Royal family and mem
beers Of the household. Princess
Mary enters shortly after his ar
rival and he greets her by first
taking her hands in his and kissing
them and then kissing her on both
cheeks.
Had the Princess Mary married
into a reigning European family
the wedding would have had to be
arranged in accordance with the
wedding ceremony prevailing at
the court of tb. future husband.
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

Let us see about that!
Great Britain's opposition to the
submarine is not a recent phenom-
enon of the conference. Mr.. Bal
four was quite plain as to that at
the second plenary session of the
conference, at which he foretold, In
simple terms, that the British con-
sidered the submarine issue, as
fixed by the Hughes proposal. far
from settled.
FOES OF SUBMARINES.
In fact. the British delegation
came to the conference to drive the
submarine out Of existence. That
has been the British policy consist
The Washington times., 1922-01-15

her jeweiry to raise n certain sum OF
money which was required to pur-
chase tobacco for soldiers the first
Christmas Of the war.
Everyone who was in England at
that time remembers that quite sud.
denly. that first autumn. there burst
upon the newspaper-reading public
the announcement Of the Princess
Mary fund for providing the soldiers
with pipes and tobacco for CHRIST
mas. The majority of people re-
garded the fund as an ordinary gov
eminent edict, started by soma
astute person who had received per-
mission to use Princess Mary's name
In connection with 1t.
1t was no such thing. One morn
ing. after the princess had been
granted leave to interest herself in
wartime activities, the King said.
well. Mary. what are you going TO
do particularly"
ZEAL FOR REAL WORK.
The princess was all ready with
her answer. which somewhat sur
prised her royal parent. She took
from the drawer Of her writing table
a sheet Of paper on which she had
drawn up the details Of a scheme for
starting the pipe and tobacco fund,
mentioned above.
Her appeal for funds was not made
until October, which was rather late.
She soon found out that there would
not be enough time before Christmas
to get the sum required for all the
tobacco and the enormous number OF
pipes that had been ordered. It was
found that the Princess Mary fund
was 1000 (S6.ooO short.
OF course. the princess might ha "a
gone to the King or Queen for the
amount. but they were 30 busy with
innumerable other duties she did not
want to bother them. and, anyhow.
since this was her own scheme, she
thought that she should finance 1t
herself. Her own actual possession
in money was something like less
than f1oo $500 in the Postoffics
Savings Bank.
What was she to do? It did not
take her long to decide. She went 10
a friend who agreed to disL use of
enough Of the princess jewls 10
bring the required amount. The
King and Queen knew nothing of
this until after armistice day. Need
less to say, they readily forgavs her
FOR not consulting them, but acting
on her own initiative.
The managing of that fund seem.
ed to inspire the princess with the
zeal for public welfare work. She
has interested herself in bazars for
babies. hospitals for poor mothers.
hostels for working girls and every
organization for the general welfare
Of those who dwell in tho terrible
slums Of London.
In all Of these things she Is q
really sincere worker, and not a
mere Lady Bountiful who patronizes
when she visits and usually causes
a distaste among the poor, rather
than a glow Of warm affection. The
princess never Is patronizing in her
manner. She is q real person, and
is a clever and practical economist
a. well. ..
WON GIRL SCOUT BADGES.
On one Of her recent visits to a
hostel. she learned. when talking
with the girls. that the institution
was really an expensive place, as
hostels go. The princess spoke to
the manageress. whom she knew
very we'll. This woman admitted
that 1t would be possible to run the
place at a reasonable profit II the
charges were cut.
II know that your royal highness