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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05
HEAVY TRADING
IN NALL MARKETS
STOCK EXCHANGE AND CURB
VERY ACTIVE CALIFORNIA
AND TEXAS GROUPS ESPEcI-
ALLY REGISTER DECIDED
GAINS DURING DAY

New York, June 3.-Trading in
the various financial markets today,
including the stock exchange, the
"curb" and international currencies
was attended by unusual activity
and many higher prices, especially
for speculative issues.
In the stock market where the
trading approximated 100000
shares, oils were the conspicuous
features, especially the California
and Texas groups. California Pc
troleum, Pacific Oil and Freeport
Texas, in which dealings were
heaviest, registered net gains of
3 Id to 7 3-4 points.
Ths better known or more sea-
soned shares among industrials and
rails were comparatively back
ward. United States Steel was the
most prominent exception, rising
21-2 points to 1O3, It's top figure
since 1920.
Steel made its new maximum
soon after Wall street learned that
Chairman Gary in his testimony
before the Lockwood committee
had estimated the corporations sur
plus at about $400,O00,000.
Dealings in bonds were only mod
erately large, the net results show
ing a confusion of gains and losses.
Liberty bonds failed to maintain
high levels of the midweek when a
majority of the entire series rose
to par or better.
"On the curb" prices of most
of the active issues were lower,
leaders of that market, especially
those Standard Oil shares which
are not listed on the stock e8-
change easing very generally from
maximum prices of the early days
of the week.
In the broader and more import
ant field of finance, the outstanding
event of the day was the further
rise of British exchange to S4.47
Sd, an overnight gain of two cents
and the highest quotation between
this center and London in over
three years. Students OF interna-
tional conditions ascribe the
strength of British exchange almost
entirely to the acceptance by Ger
many of the terms imposed by the
reparations commission and the
granting to Germany of a provl-
sional moratorium. These develop
ments, it is believed, foreshadow
an extensive international loan to
the German republic, largely under
British auspices, with resultant IN
dustrial and commercial benefits to
that country.
Another interesting international
financial development Of day was
the sale by a banking syndicate IN
this market of S24,Ooo,O0O of
Bolivian republic per cent bonds
Tho entire amount was taken al
most mediately upon opening OF
the subscription books
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05
AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT

James Hester, four year old son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Hester, Of
the Bellevue section, was run over
on the square Saturday afternoon
by Ford car, but was not serious
ly hunt. The accident, which was
unavoidable was very much regret
ted by the young man driving the
Ford
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05
MUSCLE SHOALS
TO BRING FIGHT
PLAN OF DETROIT MANUFAC-
TURER APPROVED WITH
EXCEPTION OF STEAM
PLANT AT GORGAS-V1C-
TORY IN PART

Ford's proposal to develop the gov
ernment's vast power projects at
Muscle Shoals, Ala, was given
conditional approval by the house
military committee today and re-
ported to the house with recon-
mendation that it be accepted in
the form agreed to in committee.
The action was taken by vote of
12 to 9 in executive session and was
interpreted by committee men gen.
orally as being in effect but the pre-
liminary skirmish to what promises
to become a bitterly contested bat
tie between the proponents of the
Ford offer in the house.
in arriving at its final decision,
the committee decided to eliminate
from the properties covered in the
Ford offer the steam plant at Cor
gas, Ala, and agreed with W. B.
Mayo and J. W. Worthington, rep
resentatives of the Detroit manu-
facturer, upon new language
regulating the manufacture Of
fertilizers. In all other respects, the
Ford offer was fully approved.
Mr.. Mayo declared, when advised
of the committee action, that des-
pite elimination of the Gorgas
plant he regarded the results an
nounced as a decisive victory for
Mr.. Ford and ever before now
would be made to that more de-
termined effort than obtain the
properties. To agree upon every
detail involved in the negotiations,
except one, was distinct achieve
ment, Mr.. Mayo added, particularly
since the discussions had been ex-
tended over so long a period of
time.
Two other developments in con-
gress affecting Muscle Shoals oc-
Cured while the committee was in
session. The house instructed its
conferees on the army appropria-
ton bill to report back to it what
decision they reached with the SEN
ate on the amendment providing
S7,5O0,OOO for continuation of
work on the Wilson dam so that a
separate vote might be had.
In the senate agriculture COM
mittee Oscar Merrill, officer of the
federal power commission, testified
that the Muscle Shoals project
should be completed and put in op-
Grafton by private enterprise. If
the government decided to operate
the properties, Mr.. Merrill said, he
believed the bill by Senator Norris
of Nebaska, chairman of the COM
mittee, probably offered the best
method of dealing with the pro-
jects.
The house committee also decid-
ed to meet again Monday for the
purpose of preparing report re-
citing it's opinion of the Ford and
other proposals which will be sub
mitted to the house membership
when the Ford offer is presented,
probably early next week. In all
probability the committee will write
two reports, one by the majority
members and the other by those
who advocate the acceptance Of
Mr.. Ford,s tender with the Gorpas
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05

DR.. Joseph Hicks of Calhoun
Falls was in the city this morning.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05
ON THE "DELAWARE

Mrs. Frank B. Gary is expected
home tomorrow from Annapolis
where she went to attend the
graduating exercises of her son,
Frank B. Gary, Jr. Frank has re-
ceived his commission and is as
signed to the delaware"
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05

DIR. G.. D. Cowan was a Due West
visitor in town today.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1922-06-05
LAND SALE.

A 228 acre tract of land in the
case of R. C. Hagan VS.. E. L. Boyd
was sold by the Master, T. P. Thom-
son. this morning in front OF the
Court House. The tract was bought
in by R. C. Hagan for the sum OF
$500.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-03-17

- Die Mitglieber ser @a1tber
2tga p%eriammelten ii6 lebten Dom
nerstagabeno I'M lntberii6en S6nl=
banle IN regelmdbiger 5iknng.
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tbr idbrli6eS &on5ert Mtttmo6 BEN
9. Mpril abbalter. l1eber oa8 81
sebenbe 8ro9ramm meroem mtr 1pd=
ter bert6ten.
grau sos. Sc. 5daefer 1T BON
2ambertorr 3uriidsefebrt no lie tbrer
Iodter un6 tbrem 96miegeriobn,
6errn uno Bran Oscar 8aibel etnen
angenebmen 8ein6 abgeitattet bate.
Sobn 9arper, Sr. nnb SRI.
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muroen Mittmo6morsen lester $50
de bon Maiienri6ter Mm. $. Matber
in sic Noienfel1eln Ser She gei6mte6et.
German &ibner, Ser ii6 flr5z
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pttal nntermarf, n1D DQlelolI leW9
8o6en IN Berpflegung mar, 1T mieoer
Iomett berseitellt bab er mad 9anie
ret en fonnte.
Dr. S. 6. 8omers, ser critic
Superintendent be8 ct. Setter Srrerl=
Mlnls ltarb fiir5lt6 tn Oulutb, no er
eine lange Netbe BON Sabren alS Nr5t
praftisterte. 0aS 8egrdbnt8 farlo
am 81. 6ebr1ar TAFT.
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@o9e BON 2a@rolle, WiS. 5uriidge.
fomme1, no iie ii6 mebrere Gage bet
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franft mar, iebo6 ii6 mieoer alf benz
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Wode bon Mtlmanfee nnb Waoilon,
@isconiin 11no Minneapolts na6 bier
a1lriidgefebrt, na6 einem 0retm06tgen
Bein6, SEN tie 6reunoen nno Ser
mtrbten tn iefem Stdbten abgeffattet
bate.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-03-17
9ofal Menigfeiten*

- SRI. @lba Sabnfe nnb ibr 8ru=
ser Silotng BON MinneapoltS be-
iu6ten lebte @o6e bteiige Treunoe
urlo 8ermanote.
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IN Mtlforb Tomnibtp ein ml11teres
50dterden ab CUR groben Srenoe
ser @ltern.
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ser pergu11genen @o9e IN, Minnez
bpolts gei6dftsbalber anfbtelt,. 1T
9tenstagmtttag mteoer na6 9auie
;nciidgefebrt.
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mater ltnb 8abp BON Morton maren
lebte ISOLDE mebrere Gage IN Ben
@6menbinger nno Seienmater So
mtlien gu @aite.
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NIT @rope nntermar it'd lebten Donz
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operation bon mel6er iie it6 tn er=
freultder @etle erbolt.
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l6dftSz uro beiu6sbalber a1f u1i6
i%tattete audi unierem 9anftum einen
%angenebmen 8eiu6 ab.
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unb 6rau 81. S. Mtermatt BON Sea
penportb, 1tatteten lette @o6e Sra1
&ueblers Iodter@babier etuen mebrz
tdsisen gelu6 ab.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-03-17
SRI. Glla M1enf BON Morgan
3bein1te lebte Wpde mebrere Iage
Bic Sobn Menf Tamilie Dabier.

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be1u1te lette WDde mebrere Gage
bic 9obn Menf 6amilie oaDter.
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ter BON BropfingS, g. balten ii6
bieie Wode I'M Seimspon Wm. 9loe8-
mann, or, Saul 8ordert nnb 8oz
bert MilliamS beln68meile anf.
Ser T%rauer1oerettn Der biefigen
Metbobiiten Stride Deriamr1elfe d
misunderstanding tn ben Stub
Ndnmlidfeiten Der Stride 81 letner
regelmdbi9en monatli6en Stenng.
SEER uno grau Soiepb 5droez
pier, mel1e IN BEN Neumann 9auie
an eriter Morbitrabe mobnen, iino bie
gliidli6en @ltern ether mlr1teren
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no lie li6 ldreere s3ett I'M 9etm
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ter, 6err1 nrb Trau Gomin aam=
bredt al 8eln6 anfbalten ntrb.
georqe Mrnbt bon bier, Mfreb
@ieder bon 6airfar, Sreb Sader bon
Mrlington nnb Miltam &nn5e BON
@leepp Gpe untermarfen ii6 Dtens<.
tagmorgen I'M bieiigen 2oretto 9o1pte
tai Sperationen mel6e ale etnert
aludlthen Berlauf nabmen.
CD. Mec@oman, Doli5ei Gbef
BON @leepn Gne bate lebten Donners=
tag ba8 Mibgei6id alS3ugleiten nno
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fen fdmer 3n Derleben. St NOR iber
cine ISOLDE an ietn Seim gefei{elt.
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.Nep. Triebri6 bon 9leepp she be-
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maren auSgang8 LETTER Wode tn
,mQnfato mo lie 9errn uno Trau yttd
,SarrtS nrb an6 Der 5enrp Sogel=
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6ieier Beiu6eSreile.
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5tate SAINT anseitellt mar, nno IS. $.
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ser equitable Snlurance COMPANY,
baben in 5prtngftelb etn algemetneS
8er{i6ernngS @ei6dft %segrinoet.
Mop ellington BON Martetta,
ser ii6 mebrere Gage I'M Setm letner
Tante unb 1eineS Sbeims, Serrn nno
Nrau Otto Sgtpalb 5u 8elu6 anfgez
balten bette, TT Montog mteoer na6
Sanle 5%uriidgefebrt. ST fam bterber
bon Manfato no er ieit mebreren
Mepndten asWanfatD Gom1neretal
College beiu6t bate.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-03-17

Gum 8e~rfanf-@eriieeelt Nneebote.
merben In Ser Shiee ser nnter3et6z
ten BIS 2 nbr beS rs. Mdr5 1922.
entgegengenommen fiir BEN &anf
oes %fogenannten 2em 5rieori6
@t9entnmS bei6rteben al8 Got 10
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in ser 5labt Stem nlm. Got liegt
an Norb Mafbin9ton Strabe nro
ouf oerlelber befinbet it6 Mobrnn g
nit 5 3immern unb GROCER Stall.
2ei@te acknowledgements.
Nbp. 10 Mueller & @treibgutb.
New Ulm Post. [volume] (New-Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1864-1933, 1922-03-17

Grou So. S. Blanert reiite am
MISREPRESENTATION a1 6enDille, no
lie ii6 einige Ia9e I'M Sallie ibres
S1mie9erlobnes unb Io6ter, 2eD.
uno Grau 81. 56ierenbed auf5ubal=
ten gebenft. ee
The Washington times., 1922-08-06


4-Legged Duck
Not Worried By
Excess of Limb
WINCHESTER. Va, Aug S.
A DUCK with four per
"A fectly formed legs is
the prize possession Of Le-
moline Satterfield, living
near Shenandoah Junction.
Two Of the legs are longer
than the others and the
duck uses the longer ones
when It walks. :
Il 10 not the least hsndi-
cPpsI by. its excess Of pedal
extremities.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06

disputed BY cenfedefsts veterans In
this visihity. who claim that Gen.
John Mccausiand, OF this county, 10
the only surviving comniAsionsd Sen.
erai officer Of -Csnfsdsracy.
General MeCsuslAAd lives on his
farm. ens ef the most valuable Ia
west virHaia. located on Big Han
awha river. near thls place. He Il
sisNty.nins ysrrt oid. but SIN very
active. He SERVED the ConfedsFaay
ftsm iss1 = 1876 taking part In
was In sonmaaS 81 the troops yAo
burned Chsmb>rrbuYg, Pa. In 1854.
He rscsstiy attsadsd the unvsilins
OF the moauH,sHt to the kanSwhs
fsifisnsn In chafiestsn.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
Woman Draws SIS Fine
For Beating Her Niece

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NEE. s,::. ts l., e. I,,ss s::'; .ss her s: sil:
nkiss' s'i assr .sr nj sias. .'.ssSss osrrss Il
ssssssi assssf sss sa x. da.s... nosss si'Ia; a.
81 Judge n. csftsr scstt 70 the
Ssss':s Sss' sl,ss s:fs sna.r ss :.'ie lsrs. With
The Washington times., 1922-08-06

srs. ives ssthtrins huokispsrrtss.
sheriff Parent was notified IN Lsx-
ington. and he. accompanied ~ Jus.
tice d. w. Mcneil. Or. J. II! sesbert.
couHty coroner, and w. y. Wilson,
and brother.in-iAw Of walker, went
10 south Mountain.
The body was lying on. the noun
tain side near the top, and nsafby
vas an ovsrcoat rolled w ~ II ussd
for q pillow. A Panama hat was
feln1. and not far fron the bsdy was
q large pocket knife, with the blade
open, IN . poctet was . wallet con.
talning over ita.
Mr.. walker left his home Monday
morning. May %, ostshsibly 70 coma
70 Lexington IN his Ger. Ne vss sean
at several placss on the way. but se
went toward CORNWALL. on the Nor
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
Boy Flagmsn Is Killed
Freight Train at Gap

BIO STONE GAP, Va. Aus. So
John Nssiy. ssvsntssa. w%s instant
" killed while sisspins On the trseks
Of the Southern railroad Asar tAe
station here
Young Nssiy. vhs eosppists4 his
first year IN the hisb schsoi ut this
place last June. was ssAt back w
Tho fireman % 4 section crew With
ana M al d.-n fo~sit. IL ~.at .
sleep ana WAS csusht " = freight
before the train could - Stspped.
His head vas eempisteiy ss~efsd.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
Duties To keep
HARDING At HIS
Desk ALL YEAR.
No Summer Vacation, Except
Weekend Is Presidents
Prospect Now.
BIO ISSUES HOLD HIM HERE
Extended Trip Not Possible
While Labor Disputes Con-
tinue to Be Acute.
BY WEBSTER X. NOLAN.
x~&.xu.ttonsI Mana Service,

International News Service.
President Harding plans to spend
The summer In Washington at
work" All vacation plans for the
Presidential family have been
tucked away. It having been definite
ly determined upon that the Pred
dent and Mrs. Harding will DO their
''hibernating" IN the summer.
The economic chaos in which the
country threatens to find itself by
the time winter comes, coupled with
the rscurrsnt labor troubles and
other highly important matters be-
fore the President. not to mention
the strain that Congress Is exerting
upon hip. and to cast aside al
together the worries upon watching
the political mercury bob up and
down its creased keel. has served
TO literally nail the President to
the White House.
There 10 the vague prospect that
the President may spend . week
end at the Bar Harbor CMe) coun.
try estate Of Edward b. Mclean.
publisher friend Of the President.
II would be . midsummer jaunt
aboard the yacht MAyflewer and
would last no Longer than the week.
end. No arransements are being
made for the trip, however.
May Go 10 Mooseheart
In the latter part Of August,
however. the President has earnest
hopss Of being able to keep his
promise to 20 to Moosehssrt. III:
Me Mso.s nom: ss iss Prs.id.Ss es ona .so 2,
promised his Secretary Of Labor,
Jarass J. Davis, who 10 president OF
the Loyal Order Of Moose. that he
would attend the annual Moose
shpw. -. ,.
ulsd for August 2s. The Presadent
would leave Washington on the
night Of August ~, arriving in
Chicago. on the twsnty-fifth. He
would be tsksn by automobile to
Moosehssrt, which 10 not far from
Chicago. On the night of the
twenty-sixth the President, who
will be Accompanied by Mrs. Hard.
ing, will be q house guest OF either
Brig. Gen. Charles q. Dawes at
Evanston. nj, or q house guest of
Frederic W. Upshur, treasurer Of
the Republican National Committee,
whose country estate 10 also ut
Evanston. On the twenty-seventh
the President would return to Chi
caEo, where he 10 not scheduled -
yet to deliver any speeches, leaving
Chicago for Washington that night
and arriving back In Washington
late on the night Of August 2S.
May Take Boat Trip.
The President and Mrs. Harding
may seek respite from the exces.
sfve heat Of Washington even dur.
ing their long stay in the Capital
during the summer months by max.
ing brief trips aboard the May
flSwer down the Potomac river to
Chesapeake bay and back. It Is not
even thought likely that the Presi
dent will take two-way week end
trips aboard the Presidential yacht
contenting himself with all-day.Sun-
day voyases.
All hope that the President would
be able to make q flying trip to the
west coast late In October has also
simmered down to but the faintest
giearn., The indications are that
the White House will remain the
PrssidentiAl abode until the sum.
msr Of 1923.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
FIND BODY OF MAN
ON MOUNTAIN TOP
Discovery Near Cornwall Ends
Long Search for Farmer
Three Months Missing.

LEXINGTON. Ya.. Aug. S.-rhe
body OF Lacy 8. walker. who mysts.
rieusly disappeared from bis home
on walkers creek. May %. 1851. was
found q few days aso on top OF
South Mountain. In the Blue Ridge.
nsar Cornwall. Discovery Of the
body was made BY Mrs. George
Tyree, Of Irish creek, whs. with 9th.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
PAY TO GET sUNBURNED.

AMSTERDAM, Aug. 5.-visitors
from inland Germany are the
principal patrons Of the "zonne.
bad" at Scheveningen, where those
Who wish a coat of tan pay O fee
for the privilege Of the sunbath.
The Washington times., 1922-08-06
GEN. M'CAUSlAND !.
IS ACTIVE At 0S
Friends In W. Va. Say He b
Only Surviving General
officer Of confsdsraoy.

POINT PLEASANT, W. Va. Aus.
S.--Ths recently published statement
from Rjchmsad. Va. that there are
three Confs4evAts ssnssals living 70
The Washington times., 1922-08-06

folk ana western railway. ana there
proceed on fest up Irish creek.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-10-03
WATER SUPPLIES POLLUTED
BY POOR SEWAGE DISPOSAL

Improper disposal of sewage ac-
counts for the large number of con-
taminated water supply systems that
are to be found in both country and
city, according to a new circular en-
titled, Septic Tanks for Sewage Dis
posal," which has just come off the
press at the College of Agriculture,
and which is being distributed free to
interested persons. The new publi-
cation points out that the septic tank
with the subsurface disposal system
not only is superior to cesspools,
chemical closets and other means of
sewage disposal, but also has proved
to be the most satisfactory method
of disposing of waste in rural home
where running water is available.
A sept tank is an underground
water-tight tank in which the solid
matter in sewage is liquified by de-
cay before being discharged from the
tank into the disposal beds, space for
which usually is available on every
farm. Work of laying the tile and
constructing the tank can be done by
the average farmer. In addition the
tank can be built at some time when
other work is not pressing, thus max
ing ii possible to utilize labor, Most
of the materials needed for the aver
age tank can be found on the farm
so that the actual cash outlay for
concrete septic tank will not be. high.
When properly installed, this method
of sewage disposal requires little at
tention.
Important points to be considered
in constructing the tank together
with important factors that must be
considered in building the disposal
bed are outlined in the new circular
which contains many drawings and
illustrations to show the proper meth
ods of construction. Working plans
for the two common types of septic
tanks-single and double chamber
together with the method of con-
structing forms, mixing and placing
the concrete, discussion of steel re-
Inducements and suggestions in re-
gard to the operation of septic tanks
are given in the new publication.
Complete bills of materials for bith
the single and double chamber tanks
also are given in the circular. 1t is
No. 131 and may be obtained free by
writing the Experiment Station, Lex
ington.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1922-10-03
SAM HILL SAYS

Every woman has her good points.
We never saw one who didn't use
pins somewhere in her clothes,
The modern womans idea of alb
ject poverty is having to use last
years car when all her friends are
sporting new models.
An unselfish man gets. sore because
people do not appreciate what he
does for his wife for not having done
better by himself.
When we read of the number Of
people who try to crowd into a court
room to hear the racy testimony be-
ing given during the airing of scan
dal we can't help but wonder if the
fool killer has gone on a strike.
The reason why wife doesn't want
her husband to help around the place
is because she knows if he wipes the
dishes once a month he will give
everybody the impression he does all
the housework.
There is too much of the rheumatic
and too little of the romantic in the
married life of most people:
Even lot of highly educated peo-
pie never seem to have learned the
meaning OF the word consideration.
It's a thing that is about as scarce
and about as valuable as radium, yet
there's nothing the world needs more.
Many a, fellow who was a whIzz as
a lover is just a fizzle as a husband.
We don't take much stock in this
love at first sight stuff Love is blind,
and it is not until they are on the
honeymoon lovers really get a sight
of each other and then they are more
apt to fall out of than in love with
each other.
Women get all het up fighting for a
single standard of morals, and yet we
notice they always will forgive the
man and receive him back with open
arms, but consign the woman in the
case to everlasting outer darkness.
Consistency-well. you know what
you are.
There was a good deal more inter-
est and excitement over how high
skirts would go than there is in how
far down they will come.
At least the fellow with false teeth
doesn't spoil your meal by overwork-
ing toothpick at the table.
When man is young he wants a
wife. And when he gets older he
wants somebody elses wife.
When she's at the altar a woman
thinks she's marrying for love. A
year later she simply can't figure out
what she married for
When you see a great big man trot-
ting along beside a little mite of
wife don't imagine he feels the diff
ference in their size.
The surest road TO the poodhouse
is depending on luck TO get you
through life.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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