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The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

JOKE?
Thousands OF ypists in London hoaxed by fake ad
offering job at big mo such company at this ad
Dress"
Walter Agbar London cobber is the victim of joker
advertised that Walt would repair shoes free of charge
for fortnight.
Vicious humor Of this sort is hard to explain but no
more SO than other joke Ever try to explain joke?
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
REF

ha-inerest in Achievement Girl, queen bee sold
sfor $3.50 to j. M Cutter Son. Montgomery Ala She Is
delivered by registered mail
She is worth than any other bee in the world be-
she is the best beemother the world That is true
aof humans Most valuable and important Of them are the
.best mothers.
The of great secondhand achievements
.of their mothers.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

Chicago bride asks divorce be-
cause he didn't kiss her for 80
days. Hubby may claim he never
found her mouth shut.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
CHANGE OF LIFE
.W0MAN'S TRIAL
Proof That Lydia E. Pinkham',
Vegetable Compound !. Of Great
Help at Thi. Period
Metropolis, Illinois. have taken
.ydia E. Pinkham's Veretable Com

pound and 1t Is all 1t
claims to be and has
benefited me Won
derfully. Ihad been
sick for eightmonths
with q trouble which
confined me to my
bed and was only
able to be up part of
the time, when l was
advised by a friend,
Mrs. Smith, to try
Lydia E. Pinkham's g
Vo0o%oh1o Com.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
CANCER

CANCER W - ,-.--"I
English medical experts! asking their government for
fund Of several millions to fight cancer report that this dread
parasitic disease atacks the worker rather than the one
the strong rather than the weak"
Like booze it goes after big game, explaining why
many brilliant nteects used to be found inside saloons
Cancer is said to kill fourth of people than 45
Years DID, Its chief is chronic irritation That's the
thing to watch Take chances The doctor charges less
than the undertaken
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
FAIRIES

Conan Doyle stirs up much argument by his announce
men that he believes in fairies He far to publish
size of butterflies and with the kind of wings.
It would be mistake to Investigate" this from the
angle of trick photography Whatever fairies exist or not
doesn't matter It's good thing to believe in them Life
would be drab without such illusions as faes Santa Claus
zand air castles.
Do you remember your heartache when disilusioned
the subject of Santa Claus?
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

Canadian hunter caught killing
female deer may have mistaken
them for some farmers cows.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
IF you want to grow hair
d do this
Science nroves that

Science proves that
only S in every 100
need ever be bald. But
thousands of men and
women, too, are greatly
concerned by falling
hair which leads to
badness. This is posi-
lively unnecessary, for
Van Ess, the ew
scientific liquid scalp
massage, is all that is
necessary to remove
dandruff, stop itching
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
SUICIDE

Doctors apt to resort to suicide than members
Of any other profession This is revealed by the latest list
suicide records which show doctors the head of list
professional men,
Discussing this in American Medicine magazine DR.. S.
Dana Hubbard Of New York City reaches the conclusion
that occupatona strain is greatest in the medical pro-
fession. z,
physcians in constant danger, dealing with diseases
an their most advanced stages especially the ncurable kind
An unhinkjng public overooks this meritorious service
You heard of doctor backing out Of because
and self-sacrifce for the good of humanity
In proportion to numbers engaged in the profession the
suicide rate among doctors in 1921 not much higher than
among lawyers.
Suicides last year totaled sc doctors and 81 lawyers But
there are many more doctors than lawyers
Both professions require courage and the will power of
endurance They have this in years of costly edu
cation then years of comparative inactivity sitting around
waiting until they have paying business built up.
Foryve to be the average age of Suicide Hence
1T must be the danger year, the backest hour that
just before the dawn of success
At As is beginning to grow weary, after years of
dogged effort and apt to become discouraged unless
sstantly on his guard.
Discourageent brings brooding And brooding may re-
suit IN the tit OF temporary insanity in which most suicides
occur. t.l -tss.
The suicide ignores the lesson of countless centuries this
being the esson There is always out of trouble
ocean tide turns
The suicide is like who; at in the morning, gives
up hope that the will rise again.
mighty lesson for all of u.s. this truth that is always
backes just before dawn It is part of the wisdom have
inherited from the past And it is eternally true.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

1t is cold enough now for two peo-
pie to sit in the same chair.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

( Many man grows sage from wild
oats. -t a.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

When the cold wind blows and
hosiery shows, she blows her nose,
she blows her nose.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

scalp and grow new hair Van Ess
through it's scientifically designed appli-
Gator, goes to the roots of the hair. 1t
cleans out the injected Sehum which
causes all of the trouble. Tones, cleanses,
and nurtures the hair roots which still
live and in short time develops Il growth
of new healthy hair.
Be sure to get Van Ess. We Will give
you signed guarantee.
F'inney's Drug Store
Bismarck, N. D.
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

Professor says we all will live
underground in 1000 years, but the
vets still have hopes. ...
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

The way to make Halloween
candy is lead him past candy
store and admire the window dis
play. III
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28
Tom
Sims


In limiting the price of anything
the sky is usually the limit.
Maybe New Jersey mosquitoes
killed this minister and singer.
Aviators are flying almost as fast
as idle rumors.
It is estimated the hand shaking
from one election would pump two
million gallons Of water. Ss4|
This fall most nutting parties are
going after nut coal.
Armistice Day, the fourth ami
versary Of unemployment for too
many men, is coming soon.
After a football game most ex-
pert dopesters are ex-sports.
Germany's bad luck is changing
at last. Former Crown Prince has
The way to save our fur-bearing
animals is teach them to shave.
We get more coal when it is haul
ed in wagons because wagons don't
weigh as much as trucks.
There are no reasons for long
skirts as far as we can see, but we
can't see very far. '.
Just before mans wife talks
him to death he hopes her next
husband is a book agent.
Trainers say lions are the only
wild animals capable Of affection.
How about flappers?
A new device changes peoples
noses. Sticking them where they
don't belong does the same.
A French woman paid 100000 for
one new hat and you can read this
to your husband.
Michigan footballers beat Ohio
State University. Ohio bettors' col
lege cheer now is Oh,io-U."
The way to make Halloween
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

Michigan footballers beat Ohio
State University. Ohio bettors' col
lege cheer now is Oh,ioU."
The Bismarck tribune., 1922-10-28

A French woman paid 100000 for
one new hat and you can read this
to your husband.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21
OAKLAND NEWS
Notes and personals by Mrs.. a. d.
wadleigh. Call Blue <22l or SSse.

Mr. and Mrs!i charles d. McNemar. 22S
Oakland avenue, announce the marriage OF
their their daughteri Vera .Maude, to NJ: WI WI
Mrs. d. NJ. Rathbun. 323 AFTER avenue.
The marriage took place. Sunday Sep
rage being performed 81 the Rev. George
u. Lyons, of the Oakland Christian chufch.
The bride wore froek of white crepe de
chine and a eorsage of roses and asters.
She was attended by Miss Minnie Davis
and Mr.: Charles Taylor acted as best
Mrs Otto Cummings. Little Jean Athakfe
Cummings, cousin of the bride, carried
the ring inSa rose.
Mrs. Rathbun is graduate of the Grade
and high schools of Agenda, Kan. ME-.
Rathbun was graduated from the Oakland
high school several years ago and is now
Mr.. and Mrs. Rathbun will make their
home for the time being at 1913 AFTER ave-
nue.. q nas
Mrs. John Mckinney entertained the
members of the Plus Ultra class of the
Wednesday evening at her home in Seward
avenue: The guests of the evening were !:
Mrs. v: c. Barker, Mrs; A. I. Bumgarner,
Mrs. Alfred Crouch, Mrs. Chas. Dronberger,
Mrs. W., z. Guy. Mrs. p Isaacson, Mrs.
Richard Taylor, Mrs Chas. Sam, Miss
The Women,s Missionary society of the
Oakland Presbyterian church viii. meet
Esther Campbell, 159 Forest avenue. Ms.
Frank will be the leader of the lesson for
the afternoon.
Mrs Clarence Reaugh of Winfield ave-
nue., is spending some time in Lawrence,
Kan.
The Helping Hand class Of the Oakland
noon at the home of Mrs. o. III. Keats, in
AFTER avenue. Mrs. c. l.. Swan was the
assisting hostess. The guests of the after
noon were Mrs. E S. Wallace Mrs J.
Smelser, Mrs. 4. Mckee Mrs. T. H. Lamb
Mrs. E. j. Keeney, Mrs. C. Reeder, Mrs
Geo. Golden, Mrs. A. Lanning. Mrs. j.
Hester, Mrs. D. "A. Starr, Mrs. j. L. Heller
Mrs. ID. Teeple, Mrs. G. g. Horne and
granddaughter, Elizabeth May Rinehart
Mrs. j. Corwin. Mrs Swan and Mrs. Keats.
Mr.. e. Brown, of Winfield avenue. has
gone to Hutchinson. Kan, to spend a
short time with friends.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21
SANTA FEE NOTES
Notes and personals By Mrs. u. D.
WadIeish. Cali Blue t1s1 % sSsA.

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ williams of East
Crane street; were the dinner guests
Wednesday evening of Mr.. and Mrs. r. A.
Mrs c. W. Paddock, of North Topeka
avenue, WIS the gnest "Wednesday after
noon Of Mrs D. 7. Thomson In Madison
street.
Mrs, C. v Bacon, of route 4, spent
Wednesday the guest of her aunt, Mrs. A.
J. Dewitt, in Madison street.
Mrs s. Cremer and Miss Mae Cremer
were the guests Wednesday evening Of
Mrs. D. t. Thomson. in Madison street:
Mr.. and Mrs. Hal Wolfe and daughter.
Patty. of Norton street. spent the week
end the guests of relatives in North To-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21


Victor council, No. 4, S.. B.elA.. viii hold
their regular meeting tonight at the hall,
.S31 Kansas avenue.
The Pleasant HILL Sunday school will
hold an entertainment and social at the
Pleasant Hill school Anouse tomorrow, Fri
vited. There will be no admission fee.
Notes and Personals.
Mrs. Clarence Belts is i'll at her home
In route 4.
sailles, Mo-, are visiting Mrs. Smoyer's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. l. H. Frisby. 142s
Mr. and Mrs. A: p. Deutch and family,
of Kansas Citys are visiting relatives in
Ray BAR. Of BARS bookstore, is i'll at
Mr.. and Mrs. Volney Reedy have changed
their residences from 217 East Laurent
! Mr.. r: L. Robson and daughter, Eliza
beth, HOP Kansas avenue, are visiting rela-
tives in California.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Thomas and family,
of Ray. Ariz., are visiting relatives in
Mr.. and Mrs. Tracey Becker. of HOO
Central avenue, will move to Della, Kan,
Lynn Howard has returned home from
Sapulpa, Okla, where he spent the sum
Mrs. NJ. o. johnson. entertained at her
home, 225 West Gordon, with a birthday
party in honor of her daughter, Mildred,
it being the occasion of her third birth
day anniversarys~> The following children,
with their mothers, were present: Helen
Ashley. Helen Powers, Betty Powers, Bar
bara Marks, Miriam Peck, Edwin Peck,
Margaret Levening and Kenneth Wilson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Rodgers were pleas
antIy surprised Tuesday evening in their
new home, 1900 Quincy street., with u
kitchen shower. Refreshments were served
and many beautiful and useful gifts were
received. .H
Miss Lillian Lewis, who has been seri-
ously ill at ST. Margafet's hospital, KAN
sas City,. Mo, is recovering.
g The Saint Cecilia club will not hold its
regular meeting Friday as usual. 81
b.. c. A. Wheaton 1898 Harrison street, has
and other relatives. =
Mrs. Nora Sellars, who has been seri-
ously ill at st. Francis hospitals is very
much improved. - ut fRG-
S. R. Dexter, undertaken, S23 Kan
sas avenue.-Adv. =
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21

Miss Laura Newman of East Eleventh
avenue, is i'll in st. Francis hospital
The Crescent class of the Seward Avenue
Baptist Sunday school will meet Friday
evening at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. C. L.
Wood in Forest avenue
The Mizpah society of the Third Pres
byterian church will hold a pie social Fri
day evening in the church.
The Agoga class of the Seward Avenue
Baptist church met Tuesday evening at
the home of Mr.. Lewis SmelseF In Clay
street. ~ - -
Mrs. Sarah Harker and Mrs. W. S.
association Of CapftoIa Rebecca lodge. No.
219 this afternoon at their home in
Chandler street.
The 4 K. Klub Will meet Friday eve
ming with Miss Cora Farquer in Emmett
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21

The Senior Queen Esthers of the Kan
sas Avenue Methodist church will hold
their regular meeting this evening at 6
O'Clock at the church.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21
North TopekaNe

Petro's drug store, or telephone Maude
Harrison, 500, before 10 O'Clock or after
2; other hours, $3.50.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21

The Apris Midi club will meet Friday
afternoon at O'Clock at the home of Mrs.
Pearl Gross, North Buchanan street.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1922-09-21

Victor council, No. 4, S. B.esA., viii hol,
their regular meeting tonight at the hall
1871 Kansas avenue
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
ENTOMBED MINERS ARE
mi ALIVE, CHEMIST STATES
No Signs of Putrefaction;
Declares Test Would Show .
- If Men Were Dead
(By United Press)

At the ,Argonaut Gold Mines,
Jackson, Calf, Sept. 9-The Al
men entombed in the depths of the
Argonaut mine are still alive, DR..
Duschak, consulting chemist engine
Ell Of the Industrial Accident Com
mission, announced early today.
He based his announcement on
chemical tests made from putrefac-
ito on the 2,400 foot level in the
Muldoon shaft and below the $500
foot level in the Argonaut shaft.
He found no signs Of. putrefaction
and declared that if any Of the men
were, dead, the test could not fail
to show it. jackson was wild with
excitement when the announcement
was made. Wives and children of
the men entombed nearly two weeks
rushed to the shafts mouth and
|hysterically urged on the rescuers.
Mine officials offered reward of
$4,000 to the resmue party which is
the first to break through the Ken
needy mine to the Argonaut work
ings.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
LEGION WILL DISCUSS. !
ARMISTCE DAY PLANS

More definite plans for the. OBJ
servance and celebration Of Arnis-
tice Day will. be discussed at the
regular meeting Of the Ralph Oracle
post of the American Legion to be
held Thursday, evening at the rooms
Of the Civic And Commerce associa-
ton at 8 O'Clock. N. E. Given, re-
Gently appointed chairman Of the
Armistice Day committee for the
post, has invited suggestions from
the membership as whole and fur
Their suggestions will be entertained
at this meeting. tits especially de-
sired that there DE a large attend
ance. - y .---
In addition to Armistice Day
plans, the proposed plans for a
memorial park on Doud avenue will
be up for discussion. The Bemidjl
park board is in receipt of set of
drawings showing what is suggested
to be made of this park and the
board now desires the posts opin-
ion on the plans and the policy of
the board in carrying them out.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
REGISTRATION AT HIGH
SCHOOL STARTS MONDAY

Registration Of the Junior and
Senior High school pupils will begin
Monday afternoon at 1880 at the
new high school building. Those reg
istering are to use the east side en-
trance. Only the two upper floors OF
the school will be open at that time
no one being allowed in the basement
whatever. Registration will continue
through Tuesday,. Junior high school
class work will begin Wednesday at
9 o'clock and the Senior high school
work at 80
A rental fee of two dollars is re-
CURED of all Senior high school
students, this not applying to the
Junior department. This amount to
be paid in advance applies to one
years ordinary wear on the books,
but if the students are extra hard
on their books an extra charge will
be made at the end of the year, to
be determined by the condition OF
the books when returned. This sys-,
TEN was started last year and is in
tended, among other things to en-
courage proper care of the school
books.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
LUMBER MARKET REPORT
B: DENOTES CAR SHORTAGE
Lack of Cars. Is Especially
Acute in South; Market
Itself Is Strong

Lack of cars in which to transport
material for which purchasers are
clamoring is the outstanding feature
of the lumber market, says the
American Lumberman in its weekly
review. The car shortage is especial
-ly acute in the South, wher some mills
have been making 60 or 70 per cent
Of their shipments in open top cars
all of which are now diverted to
the coal trade through priority or
ders of the Interstate Commerce
Commission.
Because of broken stocks and un-
certainty as to transportation facll-
tiles, many mills in the South are
calling in their travelling statesmen
and declining much of the business
offered. There is good demand
both for building lumber and for
special cutting, the railroads being
large buyers of ties, timbers and
car material, so the market is de-
cidedly strong. In fact, buyers are
offering premium prices on which
uclINcIy uC StSoAlC VA
the west Coast the demand for fir
lumber is strong, with prices advanc-
ing. There is in that territory, too,
an acute car shortage that is badly
handicapping the lumber movement.
The Great Northern Railroad is haul
ing from that territory four freight
trains while a short time ago it was
hauling only one. On the other hand
lumber manufacturers say they are
receiving only one car where they
should have five. p.
= Heavy rains in Washington have
ended the forest fire danger for
1922, and logging camps again are
in operation, enabling the mills to
get into full production. The output
Of mills reporting to the West Coast
Lumbermen's Association last week
was per cent above normal. Stocks
on hand are below normal however
and supplies available for prompt
shipment are low. The hardwood
market has shown little change this
week. There is a continued good de.
mand for the better grades and ar
improvement in the call for lower
grades. Altogether, the lumber mark.
ct is strong with an upward tend
ency, and deliveries are uncertain
because Of car shortages,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
MINNESOTA LEADS IN
CLUB APPROPRIATIONS

The steadily growing Importance
of boys and girls club work is in
Dictated by the fact, reported by the
National Committee on Boys and
Girls Club Work, that three-fourths
of a million dollars in prize money
is being offered to the club juniors
this year in the United States, ex-
elusive of We Smith, Lever funds
appropriated by the government and
duplicated by the states to conduct
the. work,
;; This large sum of money is pro-
vided by fair associations, livestock
and breed associations, manufact-
urers, bankers and their associations
packers, farm bureaus, county COM
missioners and many other individ-
uals and combinations of individ-
uals.
Wonderful support is given to
local and county contests in Mime
sofa. T. A. Erickson, state club lead
err, estimates that the average ap-
preparation Of the 80 county fairs
in the state is $3.50, or a total OF
$4,000. This is almost double the
sum provided in New. York and is
$4,000 more than the combined ap-
preparations of the great state of
Texas. III.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
Definitely Advises Holding of
: -: Liberty Bonds; Higher T..
II Prices Ultimately e..
GIVES SOUND ADVICE
/: TO SMALL INVESTORS
Declares Present Is a Good
Time for Making Long
Term Investments

Wellesley Hills, Mass, Sept. g.
A great many Of our readers have
Liberty bonds and wonder if it is
not time to sell them. When they went
down into the. SOS people were
frightened and threw them over.
Now that they have come up to par
and better, the same people are buy
ing more. This is queer little world.
In view of the situation Roger W..
Babson issues the following state
ment:
"It is true that the time to buy
bonds is when no one else wants them
and the time to sell is when every
one wants them. Hence, I strongly
recommended the purchase of Lib
critics two years ago when they were
selling in the SOS. I am not quite
convinced however, that the time has
yet come for selling them, even tho
they are acting rather queerly at
the moment.
"People are worrying as to what
effect the railroad and coal strikes
and other industrial disturbances
will have on the price of Liberty
bonds, Americas greatest and most
popular investment. It would be
only natural that these disturbances
should depress the price. of Liber-
ties little; but such effect would
be only temporary. Money is dess
tined to be even cheaper than it is
today, and interest rates will con-
tinue fairly low for some time to
come: This means that banks will
again come into the market to buy
Liberty bonds. These purchases by
the banks, together with the pur-
chasees Of the government must
keep the price up and quite likely
force still higher prices. Therefore,
I definitely advise readers to hold
their liberty bonds believing that they
will ultimately sell for higher prices
Be prepared however, for possible
temporary decline in order not to be
panic stricken if such a temporary
decline takes place.
"The Fourth AVS are today sell
ing at a little over par and are call
able at par in 1888. Readers can
be pretty certain that the bonds will
be called at that time. This means
that on the 18th of October in the
year 1888. these bonds will sell at
par. Not one cent above or one cent
below. With a constant interest rate
between now and then the bonds
| should be at their highest about 1927
or halfway between now and their
callable date. The same rule applies
to all of the different issues with
their various maturities. Of course
" (Continued on Page g.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1922-09-09
MINNEAPOLIS TO HAVE
new MUSIC BUILDING

Plans for the new 100000 build
ing of the MacPhail School of Music
Minneapolis, have been completed.
Erection will begin at an early date
and the building will be ready for
occupancy within four or five
months,
This building which will be To-
Gated at the corner Of La Sale ave-
nue. and Twelfth street, will be one
of the largest and most beautiful
music school buildings in the Uni
ted States. 1t will be four stories in
height and will occupy 100 feet on
La Sale avenue and so feet on
Twelfth street.
The entire building will be &C.
cupied by the MacPhail School with
the exception of a portion of the
ground floor which will be devoted
to small exclusive shops. A great
number of individual studios are in
cluded in the plans. These will be
made perfectly sound-proof by the
use of cork floors and heavy insula-
ton between the walls. Five of the
studios will be equipped with large
pipe organs and the others with
grand pianos. One large room will
be devoted exclusively to the teach
ing of aesthetic dancing.