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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29
s:lOSt EOlRS @y &9 Hzssz

The mOtorman who runs the car has
hands much worse than mine.
An 1 have noticed when we ride
there's dirt in every line.
The carpenter who works around
our house can mend a chair
or put up shelves or fix the floor,
an mother doesn't care.
That he's not in his Sunday best:
she never interferes
An makes him stop his work 20 go
upstairs 10 wash his ears.
The feHers really doing things. as
far as I can see,
Have hands and necks and ears tha.
are as dirty a. can be;
The man who fixes fathers car when
he can't make il 90
Most always has a smudgy face, his
hands aren't white as snow,
But I must wash an wash an wash
while everybody knows
The most important men in town
have dirty hands and clo'es.
Copyright, 1929
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

who takes on the worries Of
others.
Remember that JOY Is the thing to
be sought
And existence is just what you
make IL,
The rainbow Of pleasure e easily
caught
If a fellow viii just overtake II.
Preach happiness always-let no
body gloom.
II they try to be fearful don't let
'emi
Affections will shadow their natures
with doom:
The best thing 10 do is forget EN-.
Of course if real trouble should hap
pen 10 you,
You'll find it is tough 70 be breezy.
But don't be respondent OF down
cast or blue.
For keeping your chest out is
easy.
Remember the turkey that spoke OF
the loss
or his head with no accent OF
sorrow.
But thanked his kind fate for the
cranberry sauce
That would brighten his carcass
tomorrow!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29
OtherE ditors Than urs
DELAYED JUSTICF
(Frankfort Crescent-News.)


II ex-Pres't Taft's visit TO Europe will enable him
10 make recommendations that will bring about
reforms in American court practice that shall do
away with the delays that have attended American
trial courts he Will have performed a great service
the American.
over years in Boston a man startled the
entire world by bis bold stock selling schemes by
selling them stock in imaginary organiza lions
whereby he heeced people Of millions Of dollars
IN which ne the head the body and the
breeches.
That bold schemer was arrested and now after
two years or delay. announcement is made that he
VIII be brought 20 trial. Whether S just the fun
damental defects OF American practice or whether
Ponzi had inhuentia al connections not mentioned
Fourteen years ago in Pittsburg committed
a murder. He was arrested and all sorts of dia-
tory tactics were employed and he is just
brought 20 trial
In New York man kept in prison four years
for crime OF which lie guilty because OF
the slowness OF the legal machinery for reviewing
cases That gees free but with no recourse for
the harm that has been done HIM.
Both the criminal and the civil procedure in
America need revising. The leaders in the American
Bar association with the aid OF such Mr. Taft
and Mr.. Root may be able 10 bring about such
reforms VII do away with the underground rail-
ways that are used means OF delaying legal
procedure
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

I have to wash myself at night
before I 90 TO bed,
An wash again when I get up, and
wash before I'm fed
An Ma inspects my neck an ears
an Pa my hands an shirt;
They seem 10 wonder why it is that
I'm so fond OF dirt,
But Bill-r-y chum-an' I agree that
we have never seen
A Teller doing anything whose hands
We're white an clean.
Bits mother scolds the same as
mine an calls him in from play
TIC make him wash his face an
hands a dozen times day.
Dirt seems 20 worry mothers so,
but when the plumber comes
To fix the pipes. it's plain 10 see he
never scrubs his thumbs
His clothes are always thick with
grease. his face is smeared with
dirt.
An he is not ashamed 20 show the
smu7ges on his shirt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29
MEDIT4TIONS OF A
MARRIED WOMAN
Mantle Playboy.


1 love TO watch men at play-they
take It so seriously.
1 love to watch them at work
they take IL so lightly.
IL man took his work or his
marriage one-half as seriously as
he takes his favorite game. every
one Of them would be a financial or
professional genius and matri-
monial prize
The average man works half
neartedly-but h plays with his
whole soul.
Most OF his much Wanted worry
about business" "a merely worry for
fear he won't get away from the Of
fee in time for his golf.
he Will sign a marriage certificate
without reading Il over and send
out an important business letter
dictated by not read" but he ex-
amines his brassie very carefully be-
fore using II.
He will spend far more time and
use far more judgment in picking
out a set OF golf clubs or a tennis
n
He will sit up all night trying
70 get even" in a poker game; but
after 9 o'clock he viii despairingly
give UP trying 70 solve a knotty
problem for the firm. And he viii
fell asleep in the middle OF the most
exciting domestic argument.
II he would spend half the time
IN r4Y drrfwe sr e. 81
that he does in trying to frd out
what's the matter with his motor
car. matrimonial smash-ups would
be practically negligible.
If he showed half the enthusiasm
in putting over a business deal that
he does in watching his favorite
baseball player make a home run,
business would be more of a game
and less OF a grind.
As long as his job and his wife
amuse him, a man will devote him
self 10 them; but the moment the
novelty wears off the moment either
becomes an old story, he is back at
his game again.
Every man is a born playboy. And
the woman who holds him is not
the one who impresses him, fascin-
ates him or inspires him-but the
one who eternally keeps him amused.
It is not half so often a difference
OF taste in jokes, in work. in litera-
ture or in religion that separates a
husband and wife, as a difference OF
taste in sports.
It is not the hours they work to-
gether. but the hours they play to-
gether that hold them TO each other.
It is not the troubles and sorrows
they share, but the stag parties and
hen parties they DON'T share, that
part them.
A woman lives for love or duty or
vanity man lives for his amuse-
ments; and unless they can find some
vital mutual interest they will never
meet on any common ground this
side OF the burying-ground.
The average man IS. welded TO
his GAA1E-and his wife Is just the
correspondent
I love to watch men at play
they take II so seriously!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

Some one must win each of the
prizes in the $500 AIDA pearl
Picture Title Contest. You have as
much a chance as any one. Get
your free entry blank and send your
choice OF title today. Clauer's.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

with the clear-cut planks and platform OF his
opponent. the first woman IN Indiana be party
nominee for this high ONCE and then your
ballot for the one whom you believe be most
frank, open and trustworthy as your representative
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

Hopper Ketae Eluo Cigars smoke
Ike two for Csc but sell for two for
Isc. Adv. 2s2-tt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29
The News-Times Bureau of
Questions and Answers


G
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will
De given letters
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1922-10-29

The honeymoon ends when the coal bill begins.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Important to all Women
Readers Of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
nave kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it..
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
II the kidneys are not in healthy con.
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased
You may suffer pain in the back head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, ifrita-
BILE and may be respondent; it makes any
one so
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
kilmcr's Swamp Root, BY restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to be just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for sample bottle to see what
Swamp,Root, the great kidney, liver and
bladder medicine. will do for them. BY
enclosing ten cents to DR.. Kilmer g. Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, you may receive sam
pie size bottle by Parcel Post. You can
purchase medium and large size bottles at
oil drug stores. Advertisement
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Cutting OFF the Last Word

Archr"l"gists have recently been
puzzled over the finding of the head
less body of an Egyptian princess in
IN ancient tomb. II seems that the
question as to how the lady lost her
head is Important in archrologic
circles.
IN certain Oriental countries il is
customary for the head Of the house.
III the even, of II domestic argument
to hrlcnd the lady, thus cutting thr
lauy as well as the argument short
l'"'i'''rSS, the last words that ISSUED
from IN" lips OF the hcudlrSS princess
were: Where have YOU been? -
Judge
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Luncheon T oast.-Melt two tublpSuoon-
fuls OF butter in saucepan and add
two tablcspoonfuls Of flour; add one
half teaspoonful Of salt and Il few
daSheS OF pepper. When the butter
and flour are well blended, add one
and onc-half cnpfuls of milk, stirring
constantly, then add beef cube. Stir
over slow fire until the cube is dis
solVed ara the sauce thick. Have hot
toast ready, spread each piece gencr-
ously with peanut butter and arrange
on platter. Pour the hot sauce over
them, and on top OF each piece of
toast place two slices of hot crisp
bacon. Serve ut once.
Apple Bread.-AIix and sift four Gun.
fuls of flour, two tablespoonfuls of
baking powder; add one fourth Of n
cupiul OF sugar. one teaspoonful or
salt; mix we'll and stir in two cupruls
OF apple pulp, place in pans and bake
In hot oven one-hnlf hour
Lemon Potato Pie.-Pccl ana CRATE
one mcd.nm-sizcd potato, pour over it
one cuptn Of boiling water. Cook
five minutes, stirring constantly. Re
serve two egg whites for lneringue:
beat one whole egg and the
yolks OF two; add one cupful Of
sugar, pinch Of salt, the grated
rind and juice Of lemon; stir into
| the potato mixture and cook until 1t
| thickens; cool and fill Il previously
| baked crust. Cover with meringue
aud brown in moderate oven.
Lima Beans EN- Casserole.--Soak one
and onelnlf cupfuls Of lima beans
overnight in water to cover, then in
the morning cook until soft Cook one
fourth Of Il pound Of bacon until wei!
scared; add two mcdium.siZcd onions
sliced; cook until soft. In creased
casserole place a layer Of beans
sprnliled with onions, and small pieces
Of bacon; add salt sparngly and q
little pepper; repeat until all are used.
| Over this pour cupful of milk and
bake half-hour.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Chicago Plans 25- Story GARAGE.

Among the latest novelties of ua-
tomnbilc convenicnccS is Il proposed
automobile garage Of - stories, in Chi
cag". to cost l.2tN.00n. After the
owner or driver deposits the car in the
building. ;m elevator carrirS it u,StnirS
and stores II in its allotted SPACE. All
this Work is accomplished by Il woln-
an operating at IL Keyboard on the first
floor
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
ITO THE RESCUE OF THE FLAG
s.2lisgruntled Hotel owner Makes
V Apology to Legion for Flying
Emblem Upsidedown.

Before 1000 people in the public
square hotel man Of ST. Augustine,
Hla., hoistcd the American iiag. saluted
)1t and made a public apology to the
Iiocal post Of the American Legion for
yytiylng rs flag upsidcdown, as IL pro-
~. again the pitching Of Il carnival
Xpmpany t, ut near his hotel.
aas&ln Littlet n, Colo, two Stecple jacks
||3sdFom the lo' III Legion post climbed the
shsme ., n, court house and rescued
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Tin Can.

An old lady WAS crossing the street
tn" other day a dog ran into her
with such force that ii Knocked her
down. just then Il light auto ran over
h"r. y gentleman wilncSSin. The nc-
cidrnt came 10 her assistance. IIc
SAID: Lady, did that dog hurt you?"
She looked at him Il little dazrd ana
replied: mo. the dog didn't hlrr mo
1t WAS the tin can tied tn lis t,il"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

rnnncnt hos
to Broad
vaudeville is
cp fully as
&. ID Il V d
liner Of the
hundred and
rnth infan-
.hicVcd them
veteran Of
mu Tllicrry,
AIihicl and
rSOnnc, Gar
was wound
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

prepare the dressing use
one tcaspoonful Of dry mustard, one
tablespoonful Of sugar, one teaspoon
full of sal. and one-half teaspoonful
OF paprila. one tablespoonful of flour,
one egg. two tablespoon lis Of olive
oil or butter and uEe-hal; cupful Of
rich milk. Put the dry ingredients
in bowl, add the egg yolk, and
three tablespoonfuls of vinegar; cook
up thick and add the remainder Of
the ingredients, heating we'll Just
before serving, add one-half cupful Of
whipped cream.
Tapioca light.--Dissolve three
fourths Of n cupful of sugar and one
half teaspoonful Of salt in four cup
fuls Of coffee which has been strained.
Add one cupful Of minute tapioca and
cook over hot water Until it is perfect
~ transparent. Add one-half cupful
Oh chopped nut meats and one-half
teaspoontul OF vanilla. Chill and serve
with cream.
Club Sandwich.-Toast slices of
bread on one side only, cut in tn
angles. For the filling, spread each
side of the bread with anchovy paste
mixed with salad dressing. then add
to each slice a lettuce leat. In between
each slice put layer of tuna fish,
two slices Of cooked bacon and two
rounds Of fresh tomato spread with
salad dressing.
WaftIes.-Cream one-half pound Of
butter until creamy; add one-fourth
pound Of sugar and the yolis Of
three eggs. one-half pound (two cup
fuls) Of Hour, one pint Of warm milk.
and then when we'll mixed add salt
and fold in the wcll-beaten whites
Bake OH a hot waffle iron Serve I'll
powdered sugar and preserves or II.
4 most delicious dessert which may
be prepared the day before is this: {:
Bake an angel food in sheet. cut in
squares, cover with crushed strawber-
rics and sugar and top with whipped
cream. Or Il slice Of brick ice cream
may be used rs a filling between lay
erS of cake and topped with berries.
Honey Gem Cal<cs.-Crcam one-half
cunful of butter, then add one-half
cupful Of sugar, one well-bcatcn egg,
One-hnlf cupful Of honey, one cupful
of cold water, two cupfulS of Sifted
-four and two tcnSpoontuls Of baking
powder. Flavor with lemon and bake
In gem irons or pans.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
The Styles.

What. in your opinion. has hccn the
outstanding feature of wulmun's cmnn-
cil,ntion:"
"Shr talks less ana reveals more"
-Julrp
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

sggsss the recipe for certain angel food
SSHNke that was handed aboard the
train.
YiIsst stSince Mr.. Roberts finished with the
SIseent Seent trip of Marshal Jotrrc across
SSilHbs continent the recipe has been
Mr.. Roberts is now ready for
D 2SLlile eminent guests Of the Legion ut
'fthe New Orleans convention next Oc-
tober.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

an entirely differ
cnt steak from
the usual way of
serving it. If gas
is used grease
the broiler and
y ! 4 ce un q e r
flame.
Peanut Butter
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

DR.. PecrY's Dead Shot" IS powerful hut
safe. 10 years OF success has proved II
With one single dose. Worms or Tapeworm
can be expelled from tho system. and no
castor oil or other purgniivc should be used
in addition. Money back II not satisfied
Advertisement.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Id gasScd In service. He has
lG months in hospital as Il re-
On the morning Of his release
sncd for Il membership i'm the
can Legion and for Il theatrical
cmrnl in New York.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Ihis Coffin is Straube's Pride and Joy.
be placed in his hand Immediately
after death.
SO some time in the future one may
hear bell ring in Mary's Landing
cemetery, and they Will know that 1t
Is Strauhe coming to life, breathing
tic cool air and eating his sandwich,
waiting for some one to answer the
bell and bring him to the surface and
to the outside world.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

tour of America
has fallen for the
habit himself. al.
Non II. Roberts of
L\hrqucttc, Mich,
chairman Of the
American Legion
committee for the
reception Of dis
tinguisllcdl guests,
had the pastry
cooks of North
and South Caro-
lima slladowcd for
two months to
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

one way t" avoid even the appear
ancr of evil is to daub the cats face
With jam.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
arrying On With the
American Legion

HDlne President Har(ing's order of
Amy 10, 1921, over 600 eX-soldiers
: 'N@ been commissioned as United
f''ateS postmasterS
nv Montana state board Of educa-
t'o' 'las voted to erect memorials to
siudent soldiers who lost their lives in
the World war, each memorial to cost
$I5 30.
'''' service flag Is still flying, only
LhiN lime merchants are using 1t to
jet ne public know how many ex.
service men are employed In their
lishmcnts.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Sure of Il

Margaret looked up at her mntlrI
one day and said:
Mother Jesus has wash days,
hasn't hc:"
why. no. child" her mother replied.
"l'lll ne has" insisted Margaret.
"Why do yon say that?' the mother
asked.
"Bccausr. mother, didn't He wash
my sins awny!"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
One Reason for Haste.

iw" SiN.Nrar-"ld boys wore passing
bills enc day in EnirIoumt. Thry
stopped, out of breath and tired. nt
the home OF Il relative for II brief .rSt
willy should You <" So FAST" asked
the relative You have plenty of time
ana It's 10" hot weather To hurry So"
')l, WAS the answer. "wr'vr lust
got {" hurry IN order t" keep up with
each other. indianapolis News.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Clever Rnx

Mothpr--"Guu should Irnru to mike
'i'i'SS go as 1hr as possible" Johnny
should stretch the truth, mar"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

All things are difficult before they
are easy.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
MORE GOOD THINGS

Hamburg steak seasoned and made
into fat cake, then broilcd makes
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
TURNS TO THE FO0TLIGHTs
id Gardiner, Former Doughboy,
After Months in Hospital, Re.
susncs Theatrical Work.

rom matinee darling to doughhoy
ne trenches is long step. From
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Chronic fault finders should consider
that it is their envy which deforms
everything, and that the ugliness is
not in the object but in the eye
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Uttered and weather stained national
~. The post had protested against
II treatment of the Nag. The county
nmiSsioners had replied, If YOU
It that flag replaced hire couple
dceple jacks yourselves"
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

HrinG diplomatic may seem rXprn-
Slv' ut the time, but in the long run
1t naNS
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
|D|YSF0R THE CAKE-EATERs
p Roberts, Chairman of Legior
RmmIttse for Reception of Guests,
Il Lands Choice Recipe.

88e man Nvho made Il "cakc-eatcr''
Sh1arsllal Fash during the murslurs
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
COFFIN is HIS
JOY AND Pride
Most Priced Article of Furniture
In Germans Home Is Made
BY Himself.
FEARED BURIAL ALIVE
SO he Constructed Coffin PROVIDING
Means Whereby He Could Be
Saved-BeiI Pipe and Sand
wich Are Provided.

R1chlnnd, n. IA coffin is one OF
the principal articles of furniture in
the home Of Christian Struube, q ma
i've or Germany, who points with
pride to his last habitat which he
bullt with his own hands and accord
ing to his own ideas.
Straubc occupies small hut in the
woods between Richland and MIilmay.
Inc shack contains one room and the
furniture consists Of Il stove, n small
taole, cot, chair and the coffin.
This coffin is Straube's pride and
JOY, not on account Of its intrinsic
falue nor It's expensive material, for
1t Is nude of bourds sawed from trees
IN the surrounding woods, but because
OF its completeness.
The grim box contains complete
paraphernalia to safeguard the occu-
pant from unnecessary suffering in
case he is buried without being really
dead.
Fresh Air for "corpse."
In the cover, above the place where
the mans nose will be, is hole in
which pipe, ten feet In length, is set,
whlch Will extend above the surface
OF the earth, afiording plenty Of fresh
air to the Corpse"
On top of the pipe is large bell
connected with rope to be placed
IN the occupants hand so he can ring
for rcscucrs If he rcgains conscious
ness in the coffin.
Straubc does not believe in en-
balming, and has from his youth
thought with fear and anguish Of the
possibilities of being buried and COM
Ing to life when put snugly away un-
der six feet of earth.
1t was this fear that prompted him
to build his own coffin provided with
the necessary safeguards against suck
calamity.
fresh sandwich is made every two
or three days, the last one made to
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
.;: :;' Putnam FadeLeSs Dyes hos 9..;.!

Envy will find faults where there
are none.
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
5OOOOCoOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
|, Ct he Kitchen
| Cabinet
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
Copyrisht. 1922. Western Newspaper Union.

"Candor is the seal of q noble mind.
the ornament and pride OF man, the
sweetest charm Of woman. the scorn
OF rascals and tho rarest virtue or
sociability."
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
GOOD THINGS you WILL ENJOY

Now that fresh cabbage is in the
mark t, the following dish will be one
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15

Pepper Cabbage Salad.
Take one uart' OF
fresh cabbage chopped |;
add one cupful Of green
pepper also chopped; sea-
son and mix with one
cupful of cream dressing
and serve OH lettuce. TO
The Pickens sentinel. (Pickens, S.C.) 1911-2016, 1922-06-15
Importans TO Mothers

'."POb eusiS 70 VhOSNSTS
examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOtlA, that famous old remedy
lOr infants ana children, and see that 1t
Great Falls tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1921-current, 1922-05-28
Secretary Can't Bind
Company Court Rules
in Reversing Decision
(Tribune's Helena Bureau)

Helena. May PA secretary Of a
corporation has not, by virtue of his
offlce alone. power to bind the com
pany by contract, according to the de-
clslon OF the supreme court in the case
OF the Aetna Casualty & Surety com
pany against the American Brewing
company. 1t is an appeal from Cas-
cade county in which the Judgment for
the surety company is reversed. Opin-
ION by Commissioner Pomeroy. The
secretary of the brewing company exc
cuted the indemnity contract to guar
antee that Frank Nelson, a saloon
keeper, would pay a federal LIQUOR tax.
Nelson failed to pay and the surety
company had to pay. The secretary
did not have the authority of the cor
poration in executing the contract. the
supreme court holds, there having been
no meeting of the directors and no
authorized waiver of the meeting.