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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11

That Is, with the wary Uncle Sam among
those who sent regrets and an innocent by
stander in the person OF Amba ssador Child.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
StRcka of I'm

ana you say he is SO enormously wealthy"
We'll perhaps not in what you'd call hard
'"sh' but no has seven daughters and rye
He"'u h'm telling seven fellows that each is
worth her weight in gold"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11

Making the rounds OF forty New York cafes
sunday, detectives discovered one place AZ
which they were unable To buy liquor And
ii required detectives to find that place. please
note.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
l.uEninpDc

NfS"inent only leads TO more noise
AVIATION is fine thing for birds
pie 'e'-
Honesty is the best policeman
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11

1t is reported that De Naiora's connection
with The Republican army has been severed.
Eu' tn" rmmor reflects too much credit upon
both 10 gain acceptance
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11

The people Of Newport News are frankly
rejoicing: their ship has come in.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
Up With the Times

CorCressncn who have been sending out their
campaign stuff 10y ether, waves may receive
reply 10y way "f a ground swell
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
Program for Today

Daily rndio program will he cnr-
ricd each morninE In the TImcA-Dis-
patch.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11

Tho chances nrH tho coal strike situation Is
about To ha considerably enlivtncd: Mr. paurh
ertv Is said 70 have gone of on A visit to
Judge Anderson
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
X DIX A..

east Pittsburgh
iz:ao j. NJ Lcntcn services from
INC Trinity Episcopal Church. pits
b"rSh, fa.. conducted hy Rev. Ma
ina mel s. Thomas. missionary b!shop.
OF Wyoming
600 T. M-"Thc Bird Citizens Of
fi'tsourGh,' by George NJ sutton.
st"''s''ca! secretary tho Audubon So
cie'E or western Pennsylvania. From
tho pittsburgh Post studio.
~ =. M'-Conccrt by the Tuesday
Musical Club Composers.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
NJ.

Springfield. Mass)
800 T. M.-liazel Treuchet, soprano
Warren Townc. piano
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1922-04-11
WIZ.

tNewark. y. j.
;oo-~ Man-in-th Moon" story Cc1.
Newark SUNDAY CAN.
,;'o--ieaith talk. National Tuber-
culosis Association.
a:VV--Concert by the Scottish iiar-
monte Associations
a;3o-Rec!,al. by Anna Pinto. b,r,
LIST.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

and the stringy portion and remove
the rind. Place in steamer and cook
over boiling water until tender, then
mash and season to taste with salt,
pepper and butter. To two cupfuls
Of the. mashed squash add gradually
one cupful of cream and when well
mixed, the yolks Of two well-beaten
eggs. Mix well, then fold in the whites
Of the eggs beaten stiff. Pour into a
buttered baking dish and bake in a
moderate oven until firm. Serve at
once.
Bread Sponge cake.-Take one and
one-half cupfuls of sugar, three
fourths of a cupful of lard or any
sweet fat, two well-beaten eggs, one
fourth of a cupful Of sweet milk two
cupfuls Of bread sponge, three cupfuls
Of flour and one teaspoonfu1 of soda.
Add spices, raisins and a few nuts if
liked. Mix we'll and when risen bake.
Stuffed Quinces.-Peel and core six
ounces and place them in a baking
dish with one cupful each of sugar and
water: Fill the cavities with chopped
nuts and raisins, cover and bake until
tender; set away to cool. Serve with
cream.
Golden FIeece.-Break in bits and
melt in a frying pan one-half pound
Of cheese, adding one cupful of cream
and a dash of cayenne. When smooth
break over this mixture five fresh eggs,
cover for two minutes; when the white
is set, remove the cover, add salt and
beat the mass briskly with a large
spoon for a few minutes. 1t will rise
in a yellow foam. Serve on buttered
crackers or toast.
Peanut Butter Fudge.-Take two
cupfuls of confectioner's sugar; one
half cupful of sweet milk, four table
spoonfuls of peanut butter; boil five
minutes, stir until it thickens, pour
into buttered pan and cut In squares.
N., n~1 ~elQ
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
"H9 VIII Not Move a MussiI."

A Coney Island barker's speech is
recalled by Marc Connolly thus: "Sir
Ed-oo-ard, the man with face Of
stone. He will not laugh; he will not
smile. Mock him, scott him, jeer,
5est, or jape. He will not move a
mussil of the face. Sir Ed-oo-ard be-
iieyes that laughter, like grief, pain,
sorrow or any other emotion. can be
controlled bc the mussils of the face.
Should any lady make Sir Ed-oo-ard
laugh he has standing offer to either
forfitta. ten thousanda dollars or mar
~ her."-New York Tribune.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
OF Course, He Must Have Been!

A gambler named George used to
visit a Chinaman's place and smoke
opium almost daily. One day he
rushed in and said excitedly: Hip,
loan me $40. Thanks, I'll come in
with it tomorrow noon, if I am alive!''
And out he went with the money.
About three o'clock the next after
noon a friend Of the gambler dropped
In on the Chinaman and said: Hip,
where. is George today?" The confid-
Ing Celestial wiped his eyes with the
corner Of his blouse and replied:
George, him dead"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Notice of Judicial Election
Office of County Clerk, March II, 1922.
TO THE ELECTORS OF low, COUNTY:

IL,
TO THE ELECTORS IOWA COUNTY,
Notice is hereby
era towns wards villages precincts the
the h day OF April 1922, officers
CHOSEN names OF office
nominations
the office, in the sample ballot below:
INFORMATION TO VOTERS.
The following instructions
of
entering the polling giving
residence Will receive ballot ballot clerk
dod thereon the ballot
lot can be used Upon receiving ballot the retire
booth or compartment and voting ballot clerk
the marking
not advise or indicate in whom to vote for.
CD candidate by making
the
does wish to for the
the blank beneath of the candidates. making
(X) mark in the column right of said
ballot should other
spoiled
it's stead but all shall be issued
allowed ballot Unofficial ballots
ballot
that how has been marked by the
(d After it is marked folded that the inside
the ballot
of the
voting place
disability unable mark
to be
from of the
presiding officer administer oath his discretion
persons disability
following a facsimile of the official ballot:
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
THE MARKETS

FLOUR-Hard spring wheat-Short pat
ents. s7.45Q7.50; special mill brands, in
e8-lb. cotton sacks. $33OQ8.40; warehouse
delivery, $8.95Q9.00 Soft winter wheat
Short patents. $6.45Q65O. Hard winter
wheat-Short patents, s6.70Q675 Rye -four
White patents, $5.50Q56O; dark. $3.25Q3.3o
HAY-No. / timothy hay, $22OOQ24.OO;
No. light clover mixed, $21.00Q22.O0; No
2 timothy, $19.O0Q22.00; No. l clover mixed
and No. 1 mixed, $18.00Q20.0O; No. heavy
clover mixed and No. clover, $17.OO02O.Oo;
No. timothy and No. 2 light clover
mixed, $14OOG170O.
CATTLE-Prime steers, $S.50Q940: good
to prime steers. s7.00d8.5O; feeding steers,
A75Q6.00; heifers, $6.00Q8.25; yearlings. fafi
to choice, s85OQ9.5O: plain to good steers.
$5O007.O0: fair to choice cows, $4.OOg7.O0:
Gamers $2.25Q3.40; bologna bulls, $500
4.6O; cutters, s3.25q400; good to fancy
calves $9.0O91075.
HOGS-Choice light butchers. slO6Og
1890; medium weight butchers, $1O.5Od
1885: fair to fancy light. s10.4OQ10.90; heavy
butchers, $1O.O0010.65; heavy packing. $9.@
Q1O25: rough packing, ss4OG9.9O; pigs
t8.O0G10.15.
SHEEr--Good to choice lambs. $1,000
1915 feeding lambs, s11.75914.0o; clipped
lannbg, s12.0O013 Is; Gull lambs 3e6OMl2W
ycarIings. 81 75G1A1S: wethers. 0oo01oH
0Ues. y ~6aA
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Emerson at CoiIeue.

He found there but little nutriment
suited TO his appetite, and strayed off,
though with some misgivings, to other
pastures. In one of his journals long
afterwards, he speaks of 1.-THE instinct
which leads the youth who has no fac
uity Tor mathematics, and weeps over
the impossible analytical geometry, to
console his defeat with Chaucer and
Montaigne, with Plutarch and Plato at
night" In his own way he was
Industrious; feeling vaguely that, for
nlm, power Of expression was more
important than pathological or scientific
training.-James Elliott Cabot.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Cats Once Worshiped.

After the Romans conquered Egypt,
they, with their usual sagacity, toler-
ated cat love or worship. Diodorus
tells the story of mob tearing a
Roman soldier ito pieces" because he
had accidentally slain cat. An office
Of keeper of cats was hereditary. The
Turks adopted Fells domestica. In
Cairo homeless cats were fed by order
of the kadin. According to Lane, the
translator of the Arabian Nights, the
Sultan Ez-Zahir Beybars founded a
home for cats in a garden near his
mosque.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Walking.

If a man is walking, it is the first
principle Of philosophy to say that he
is not walking, the first principle of
science to say that he is placing one
foot before the other and bringing the
hinder one in turn to the fore, the first
principle of art to,say that the man is
more than walking, he is yearning;
then there are times when scientist,
philosopher and poet all discover Of
q sudden that by heavens the man is
walking and none Other.-Kenneth
Burke, in the Dial.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Keeps Silver Briuht.

In order to keep silver that is not
In constant use in a good condition,
fill a paper with alternate layers Of
forks, spoons and other objects and
common -four that is perfectly dry.
If the silver is bright and dry when
you put it away it may be used at any
time without being cleaned for a year
or two. After this time the -four
needs drying again. This plan saves
q great deal of cleaning.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

Copyright, 1921, Western Newspaper Union
Softly the evening came The sun
from the western horizon
Like magician extended his golden
wand DER the landscape.
TWinkling vapors arose, and sky and
water and forest
Seemed all on fire at the touch, and
melted and mingled together
-EVangeline.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

VINO hath not met with homemade
bread,
A heaTy compound of putty and lead,
And homemade wines that rack the
head,
Homemade pop that will not foam
And homemade dishes that drive one
from home. Hood.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Strange Things Happen.

Courtley obtained the only berth left
In a Pullman car. Later an old lady
boarded the car and raised a grand
row because she would be obliged to
sit up all night. The gentleman, true
to the name, gave the lady his space,
and during the night he wired his wife
as follows: "Will be home tomorrow;
just gave berth to an old lady."-Ex-
change.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
The Architect of St Paul,s

Sir Christopher Wren's salary was
$1,000 year as architect of st. Paurs.
He got only part Of it in order to bur.
ry him to finish it. He was dismissed
after 40 years service, when he was
eighty-two.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

Ject 10 the 1llcoly roasted
joint or leg of lamb if it
is properly killed and
cared for. The skin
should always be re-
moved. Do not touch the
meat after handling the
skin. The wool grows on
the skin and the oil from
the wool gives the meat
the Objectionable flavor.
Roast Leo of Lamb
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
Not the "Oid Adam.U We Fear

Not TIC 'UId Hdam," we Fear.
This note was received by Roxbury
schoo teacher: "Willie tells me you've
been asking where's his glasses.
want to tell you he has had his adams
and tonsils removed this summer and
he don't need them" -Boston Tran
script
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

mashed, the FOL
lowing dish will
be worth while
trying:
S o U { { | e d
Squash.-Take a
m e dunn sized
Hubbard squash,
remove the seeds
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23

Rub salt, pepper and onion with any
sweet fat all over the meat. Place
in roasting pan and scar it we'll in
a hot oven. Now add one-half cupful
of water one cupful of tomato or two
sliced fresh ones, one onion and six
or eight peeled potatoes around the
leg of lamb. Roast in hot oven and
serve very hot with a gravy made
from the liquor in the pan. Mint
sauce may be served with it if de-
sired
Mutton SteW.-Take a neck piece
and put on to cook in boiling water
with a small onion. Simmer until
tender, then add a can of peas, thick
en- the gravy and serve the peas and
gravy poured around the meat Sea-
son well with salt and pepper while
cooking.
pound or less Of mutton cut from the
shoulder, cut in serving sired pieces.
When well Drowned season with salt,
pepper and dredge with flour. Add
one cupful or more of carrots, a cup
full of peas, one onion and place in
casserole to bake for two or three
hours. Serve from the casserole.
Barbecued Lamb.-Cut cold re-
lamb in slices and reheat them in the
following sauce: Two tablespOOnfuls
of butter, one-half tablespoonful Of
vinegar. one-third cupful of currant
jelly and one-fourth teaspoonful of
mustard Cook until the lamb is well
heated and favored
Lamb Patties.-Grind meat from
the shoulder, season, form into small
patties, wrap each in strip of bacon,
fastening with toothpick. Fry until
well Drowned in a hot frying pan and
serve with the pan gravy
~
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
MORE LAMB AND MUTTON.

Those who object to mutton (Which
Is so popular in England) do not OBJ
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
WORTH WHILE DISHES.

After you have enjoyed Hubbard
squash, baked and steamed and
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
SAMPLE
Ballot for Judicial Election

Mark with (X) in the square at the right Of the
name Of the candidate for whom you desire vote if it
be there write any that you wish vote for in
the proper place.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1922-03-23
NKIfc5HHEN
ECABINE Tx

pyrieht. 1921. Western Newspaper UnioI
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
THE Thief WHO RIDES

In certain sections of the country
pilfering by auto parties has become
SO general that laws are being passed
to punish offenders. Many states are
hearing complaints from the rural
districts, and they will soon fall in
line in the matter of providing pun
ishment .
A certain class of people, with easy
consciences, and we have a few of
them around W4useon, seem to think
it joke that anybody should inter-
fere with their presumed privilege of
helping themselves to everything that
IS in sight when riding in the country.
Fences are no bar to them, and tn "
help themselves the farmers apple
orchard or his flowers. Because of
this, the wise farmer must lose Sat
lrday afternoon or Sunday in stand
ing guard, or taking chances of find
ing his property appropriated by
passersby.
Some of these pretty thieves in
automobiles would resent the charge
that their acts constitute thievery
They regard their depredations as
innocent and harmless in that they
are taking away something that the
farmer will not need or use. Yet
whatever stealing they do, either for
pleasure or profit, hurts the farmer
ust as much as the activities of
others who make stealing business.
1t is no consolation to the rural resi-
dent who finds most of his apple crop
gone, or his garden despoiled, or his
flowers plucked that the people who
did the wrong did it without thinking.
His loss is loss, whether innocently
or purposely committed.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
MAKING A LIVE TOWN

We see where an Ohio town is ad-
vertising for someone to come there
and start a paper. The ad says the
business men of the town want a
paper vrey badly. That may be true,
but are they willing to dig down in
their pocket and support it if they
get it? Are they willing to see that
it gets the advertising to which it is
entitled, and the backing and en-
couragement that counts for just as
much as hard cash when the two are
linked together. Are they willing to
give the paper the very heartiest sup
port they can muster, or do they
think the paper can live on good
wishes? The man who starts a paper
in that Ohio town is going to ask
these questions And if the answer
isn't right he is a very foolish man
if he doesn't leave the town still
wanting paper. It is one thing to
want newspaper, but another thing
to want it bad enough to support it as
it should be supported if it is going to
be a success. We know, and we only
wish every citizen of this community
knew it as we'll as we do.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
SPRAY AT CRACK OF
BUD To GET APHIDS
Prevalence of Scale Makes Dormant
Application Most Important
This Year

Last years spring freeze led many
Ohio farmers to neglect their or
chards. AS one consequence, horticul-
turists of the Ohio State University
find San Jose Scale now markedly on
the increase, especially in Southern
Ohio.
The "dormnat" spray. generally
lime sulfur IT, is therefore more thsaq
ever important this spring, Ehesu
scientists believe. Aphids, also on
the increase, can be killed at the sane
application, if it is made preciseI-f
that time when the buds begin y
swell.
This is because the aphid's eggs are
on the buds, and when the buds begin
to crack, the eggs crack too. Lime
sulfur go to the spot at just this
time will kill the aphids in their eggs
as well as get the scale, it is explain
ed
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
WORLD CONFERENCE

Announcement was made today
that the next World Conference on
Faith and Order, comprising seventy
seven national churches Of the world
in the movement toward Church
Unity, will be held in Washington, D..
c., in May 1925. Group conference
of the many communions represented
in the World Conference will be held
for preparation and study in the in
tervening period, according to Robert
H. Gardiner, Secretary of the World
Conference, TIA Water Street, Gar
diner, Maine, U. S. A. The work III
anticipation of the world gathering
will extend both to the clergy and lay
men and women, even including thou
sands of individual congregations.
According 10 plans just announced,
each Commission representing a ma
tional church will convene. as soon as
possible to t-ke steps to promote the
conference in both large and small
areas. Then each pastor, priest and
rector will organize conferences in his
neighborhood following the organiza-
ton work of the presiding officer of
his territory. A general appeal will
oe sent to laymen and laywomen to
urge their direct cooperation and
study in connection with their par
ticular church. Already the World
Conference has established contact
with many thousand laymen in every
part of the world who are desirous
of forwarding the movement toward
Church Unity.
1t is expected that the Continuation
Committee of the World Conference
will meet in London in 1924. This
Committee includes representatives
of the following communions: An
glican, Armenian, Baptist, Congrega-
tional, Czechoslovak, Disciples, East
ern Orthodox, Frineds, German Evan
gelcial, Lutheran, Methodist, Mora
Wan, Old Catholic, Presbyterian, Re-
formed, South India United.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
The Lure OF WEALTH

Why does the sucker crop never
fail? Why do people in the face Of
all warning and experience, continue
fall victims to plausible sharpers
who make good livings by selling
worthless stocks and bonds? An old
speculator, writing in an eastern
paper, gives the answer. He says it
is the desire to get rcih quick" He's
right, too, though he should have add
ed that all the suckers do not live in
big cities, but that many are to be
found in towns the size of Wauseon.
The pathetic part of valueless
speculation is that if somebody offer
ed the small investor 10 per cent to
12 per cent for cash loan he would
become suspicious and hold out on his
money; but if a swindler comes along
and gives him a smooth talk about an
cndeveloped oil well or gold mine, or
a new auto which will travel so miles
on pint of gasoline, or patent
churn which will turn lard into butter
and assure him that within a year a
few hundred dollars, if invested at
once, will return enough to make him
rich, he will hand him the cash. No
matter how hard the times, the fool
crop never fails.
For every one who gets rich quick
l. there are a thousand who get poor
more quickly, Taking a chance is all
right if you can afford it, but about
: the only chance the average bluesky
| salesman sells is a chance on being
found out before he gets out. If
eVeYVhOdv would turn q daaf nar to
all agents who offer unlisted and un-
i known securities for sale, selling en-
/ terprise would be directed to legitiN
mate things and the country would
prosner through the savings of the
people. You can't beat the other fel-
lows game, and if he has something
for sale cheap that would make you
rich you ought to have brains anourh
! to know that he wuold be buying all
! the stock for himself.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
MORE RECORDS |

Fulton County has more pure bred
Holsteins listed in the latest ere
ported Tests of Holstien Friesian
Cows" bi-weekly paper published at
Delavan, Wis, by the Supt. of Ad-
vanced Registry.
Mr. Jay C. Burr is reported as
having two of his pure bred Holsteins
listed.
The COW Winnie Wadnah 409311 is
reported as having made at the age
of 5 years, months and % days. 2
record of $3.50 lbs of milk and 28.75
lbs. of butter.
Wauseona Ethel Pride 583192 is re
ported as having made at the age Of
years, 2 months and 20 days a re
cord of 1898 lbs. of milk and 14.64
lbs. of butter.
These are records that Fultor
County can we'll be proud of.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
ANNOUNCE BEST
EGG YIELDS

The leading five of Ohio's 108 poul-
try demonstration farmers who have
cooperated with the Ohio State Uni
versity in handling home fiocks on d
scientific and business basis, are an,
nounced by the Extension Department
of the University. The figure follow
ing each name is the average egg
yiled per hen for the year in thai
flock:
George Lang, Clermont County, 195
eggs. Frank Colon, Williams County
1873 eggs. S. J. Arnold, Montgomery
County, 169 eggs. E. M. Fackler
Williams County, 168 eggs. T. F
Hamilton, Licking County, 166 eggs.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
Doubly Guaranteed

And every part of P~est-O-Lite
Battery is worthy, in material and
workmanship, of Prest-O-Plates.
That is why 81 leading manufac-
turers specify Prest-O-Lite as original
equipment, and "the list is growing"
Every Prest st-O-Lite is backed by
the regular Prest-O-Lite guaranty, a
definite obligation, plus spirit that
says the car owner must be pleased.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1922-03-23
Use PREST>O>LITE Service

It is our business, as part of Prest-
O-Lite Service, the oldest organized
service to motorists, to carry out this
spirit; and to see that you get every bit
of life out of Prest-O-Lite Battery.
But, no matter what battery you
have, use our Service Station. You will
find our experts ready to help you pro-
long the life of your battery. No one
here will tell you that you need new
batteryuntil you do. Comear' ndtoday.