The Washington times., 1922-05-14

OF bmalllsD navy 30 ds U mdho 90
less expensive. Other statesmen
wants da beega navy, which / my
sAlf. am cen favor of eet.
Eef we got da smallish navy ant
two other nation they got eet com
bine navy which are twice so moocf
like ours, pretty soon our smalliss
navy she will be more smallish yet
I said eet.
Nothing make da smallish navy
get more smallish like fighting FOL
da country. We not build no more
shootboat because Of four-powers
pack. which nobody ees following
said pack excep' onk Sam. So, as
we not build no more shoot-boat
when one ees sank we ees just one
boat smaller.
All powers she say Unite State
she not need no navy. EVERYBODY
loaf Unite State YER mooch an no
body will shoot at Unite State. not
even eef she got no navy at all.
They say honest they not shoot
at US eef we amt got no navy at ali.
But eef we do got da beesa navy
We are sure eet ees . clinch they
not shoot at us, so eet ees better to
bs da safe side onto eet. ees Get
not SO. Yes, eet ees.
They all say we ees sooch beega
country we not need no army an
not no navy. We ees so beeg no
body dare fight US. which in your:
eye you can put eet all that talk.
Da leetle guy like Jackie Coogan
can lick da beega guy like Jack
Dempsey eef da leetle guy has gun
got eet an da beega guy hasn't got
Get no gun.
I Just as soon fight q guy like
Jessie Willard eef I got eet . re-
volver and three, four daggers and
Q machine gun an q lot Of poison
ing gas, and he has not got such.
But II da beega guy has got q lot,
OF armaments like me. don't want
none OF hees game whatever at NO
time and walk by da other side Of
da street on eet
Eef he tell me 10 take . run
around da block you cannot see me
for dust.
So when they say they not fight
Onk Sam because he ees too beeg,
even eef he has not 90 no guns or
men or Sleeps, eet ees dippermat-
ical remark, which ees to say eet
ees a dam lie. !
get YER superstitiously about
these here dippermaticals. They
say noting cen sooch . way you
think they mean something else.
Years benin last We used to
lunch q new battlesheep by da
sheppard, an when We lunch her
we all yell, "Hooray. We got eet
da fine new battlesheep. Pretty
soonly we got da bees navy"
Now we seenk q battlesheep BY
tagget practicing, and We yell,
"Hooray. We seenk eet another
beeg battlesheep. Pretty soonly wo
have eet no navy at all"
Which eet shows what . differ
Time she make eet
see nobody else seenking their
Sleeps and hurraying about eet
excep' onk Sam. He ees keep da
four-power pack for da smallish
navy. Other tree powers, they for
get same very systematical.
When we seenk all our battle
sheep an maybe Jap Ann or some
other country she has not seenk
her battlesheep and she send beega
fit battlesheep to capture New
York, an da Jap Ann admiral sail
hees fit up to da front door an he
say, 81 come by New York to take
eet. Give da keys to vaults in
banks and beat eet."
"Oh, mol" we say eet. "You can
DO not such. You cannot New York
take eet, for da four.power pack, ,
she says not, joost liks that"
what I know about fourpower
pack?" he says. II not sign no four +.
power pack. Another feller he sign :
Get. He gone dead long times ago" ,
But four-power pack she scrap ,
Ill battlesheep," we say.
"oh, no." he say eet. -Four. q
power pack. she a scrap OF paper y
only an absolutely" I
An so eet goes, joost lika that. =
Smallish navy. she ees all right d
eef other nations she also do so. \
Eef not abe de- bunk ees eet. [
Eet somebody want to maka da v
var by US we gotta say. "All right, c