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Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
81 Got Real Mad When / Lost
NV Setting Hen" Mrs. Hanasn

= went into the hen house one
morning and found my favorite
setter dead. I got real mad
Went to the store, bought some
RAJ SNAP and in a week 1 got
SIX dead rats. Everybody whc
raises poultry should keep RAT
S#IhP." Three sizes, 35c, orc.
$i25. Sold and guaranteed by
Douglas & Simmons and Stock
tor and Son. June
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Couple, Divorced Five
Years. Welded Again

Paris, KY, June 19-After be-
ing divorced for a period of five
years, James Hatsell, of Millers-
burg, and Mrs. Mamie Rails Hat
sell, of Mt. Sterling, were again
married last week, the ceremony
being performed in North Mid
dletown by Rev. Frank N. finder,
pastor of the North Middletown
Christian church. They left on
their second honeymoon trip for
the east, and on their return will
reside at the former home in
Millersburg.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
he u. s. to Somewhere"

the U. S. to Somewhere" in
France.
At the close OF the war he be-
came Chief Engineer OF the
Flemingsburg Electric Co., but
gave this position up to take one
with w. B. Trumbo Co., of which
he is Secretary-Treasurer. In
the Mems Bible Class of the
Methodist Temple, he has taken
very active part, being Presi-
dent of the class last year. He
also is a member of Eureka
Chapter, DeMolay Commandery,
Queen Esther Chapter, 0. E. S.,
and was a star candidate at a
recent meeting of the Rameses.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Accumulative Accident

Here lies the body OF Sanford
De Mush, his death is too sad for
description; he was killed by a
mob in a terrible rush, when he
carelessly dropped his prescrip-
ton.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Precaution

Anything else" inquired the
druggist after filling a prescrip-
ton.
IF this the real stuff" replied
the customer, you might as we'll
let NE have a package of head
ache powders"
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Up to-Date Definition

College Professor Cir engin-
eering class)-What is a dry
dock?
SteWed Stude lin rear of CLASSY
A physician who won't give
out prescriptions.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Mean Trick

Ray-What's the trouble with
You and Smith?
Jay-Trouble, why when I ar
rived in town weary from travel
and dying for a drink, I asked
him to recommend me to a big
hearted doctor with some pre-
scription blanks. And, he sent
me to an Osteopath.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Dry Outlook

I sought prescription of liq-
uid description, the old family
doctor called l, around him I
lowered and then he discovered
he'd used up his whole months
supply.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19

His picture would lead one to
believe he is fine looking man,
but keep off girls, he is married
and has a boy six months old,
which is his greatest hobby. His
third hobby is Preston Lodge
and he rides it hard.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Final Reward

Here lies the body of one OF
that mob: not in the rush was
he killed; but he met his fate,
we must here relate, when he
had that prescription filled.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19

Col Brookhart spent only $453
IN his successful senatorial cam
paign in Iowa. Evidently he is
a close student of political econ
ony.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19

A dispatch from Russia says
that the outlook for the future
of that country is brighter. Per
haps it is only a coincidence that
the same paper carries the news
that Premier Lenine is on his
deatlbed.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19

A Chicago scientist has gener-
ated heat of 60,0O0 degrees.
That is just a little short of the
temperature of our office these
summer afternoons.
t I /
The author of that magazine
article on prohibition as an Aid
to Thrift" evidently hasn't had
any transactions with bootleg
gers.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1922-06-19
Richmond Daily Register,

The Associated Press is exclusively en-
titled to the use for republication of all
news dispatches credited in this paper
and also the local news published
herein.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
PLAYGROUND Will
BE DEDICATED TO
CITY YOUNGSTERS
Kiwanis Contribution to
Ardmore Child Life In
cludes Apparatus of
Latest Style

As soon as the weather permits, the
big municipal playground, Kiwanis
contribution TO Ardmore child life, will
be formally opened and permanently
dedicated to children OF the city, f. H..
Rover. president OF the Kiwanis club,
said Saturday.
The equipment, which includes play
ground apparatus Of the very latest
improved styles. swings. horizontal
has been installed and only awaits the
drying of the cement bases TO be ready
for use.
Approximately $4,000 was spent or
the equipment. The lots, located just
north of the TO League baseball
park. was donated by Mr., Roger and
Frank Adams. also prominent Kiwan'
ian, both of whom have devoted much
time in securing this splendid feature
for the kiddies of the city.
The lot is something like 200 by coo
feet The layout for the placing Of
the equipment was directed by Engi-
neor sam Mathews, who donated his
services. Ihe SIouHuS ahc H"" "'''N'
the supervision OF ID. f.. Couch, eX-
service man, who keeps close watch
so that the apparatus will not be used
by the children before the concrete
bases are thoroughly dry.
\ real asset to the city, the play
ground will fill long.felt want need
ed by the city, and the children Will
doubtless feel ever grateful for the
splendid generosity Of the kiwanis
club in providing them with it,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
SULPHUR BANK
CLOSES DOORS
,snoc,o, IN The Ardmorelte)


SULPHUR. Okla.-While the books
of the Bank of Commerce are being
held intact pending the arrival of state
bank examiners, steps are being taken
for the reorganization Of that insti'
tuition, and all Indications point to-
ward an early re.opcning. The bank
closed it's doors voluntarily on Feb
ruary %.
statement last night coming from
the directorate, says:
Through the persistence Of per
nicious street rumors, the officers oil
the Bank of Commerce closed Its
doors on February %. Books are now
being held for the examiners who are
expected early in the week There
is a movement started for speedy re-
organization"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
PARK AUTOS IN
STREET, BABIES
IN THE NURSERY
Plans About Complete for
What Dealers Say One Of
the Biggest Shows Ever
Seen in This City

Park your auto in the street and
park your baby in the nursery" seems
to be one of the slogans for the 1922
Auto show to be held March 9, 10
and II. Arrangements have been
completed which will enable mothers
TO attend the show and take their
children. and when the children be-
coome tired a well-appointed nursery
will be found convenient where the
little ones will be watched over and
cared for while the mother views the
fine cars on exhibit or enjoys the
laugh provokers furnished by the Elks
minstrels.
Plans About Complete.
The various committees appointed
in January have been doing good
work and have plans about completed
for what all the dealers declare will
be the biggest and best Auto show
ever held in Ardmore. The enter
tainment committee composed of Guy
Harris, j. p. Brawley and l.. d.
Nelms, report that a few surprises
may be sprung in addition to the main
entertainment feature-the Elks min
strels. The advertising committee
E. b. James, Tom Cooper and II. II.
.Iohnson-have been covering the coun-
try with literature regarding the
show and will complete their work
during the trade trip March and )
Decorations will be one of the big
features Of the show. and Won &.
Goshorn, w. f. Hafner and Joe
Fronterhouse are providing many new
and novel features in the way OF
dressing up the big hall for the occa
sion With ample financial backing
secured by the committee. composed
of Felmlee. Beede Whitechurch, West
and Leachman, everything seems love
~ and the goose hangs high in Auto
dom so far as the show is concerned
Beede Reports Good Business.
Ray l.. Beede, president of the loca
Automobile Dealers association, re
turned Saturday afternoon from Kan
sas CITY. where he had been in at
tendance at the auto show at tha'
place. and reports that dealers there
feel general Improvement in ousi
ness conditions and look for greatly
increased sales this spring. At tht
Kansas City show the closed cars
seem to have claimed the greatest in
terest and are also reported as being
rho biggest sellers this season, witt
n general trend upward in business or
trucks and commercial vehicles.
Nnr. Beede says that number o
the local dealers have notified him tha
they have arranged for special show
models to be used here, and that in
dications point TO finer display from
the automobile standpoint than eve
before.
An the committees charged with ar
rangcments for the show will get 10
gother Monday for final completion o
their arrangements to make the ls2.
Nuto ebow the best ever.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
Greatest Need of Farm
Today Is Legislation
lCantlnued from Paee .0ne)

Continued from PAGE ."ne)
charge certain rates to guarantee them
an existence, why not q law that will
allow The farmers Il guarantee on their
output?
Farmers have not forgotten their eX'
ncrience of the past year when they
had to pay more for labor than their
products brough, them. They will re-
fuse to accept such conditions again.
There is too much red tape about
farm loans. The system needs speed
ing VI. If the agricultural bloc IN
congress is in earnest II can provide
relief. So Tar it has failed to do so.
Go Into Politics.
Farmers should become politically
active.
Cooperative marketing Will prove
the salvation of the farmer II 1t lalls
into proper management.
one of the lessons tho farmer must
learn from The present depression is
10 adopt system of diversificatior
of crops and to produce all he needs
The one crop idea is ruinous.
speak particularly OF the custom
in the South where cotton prevails
II the Southern farmer raised two
thirds less cotton and twothirds more
food and feed he would be indepen
dent
Scientific Methods.
More scientific methods should b'
employed. There should be more edu
cation on farming. IL should becom'
a part OF the study OF every city ant
country school. Few cty.born persons
take up farming. More couniry'borI
persons are taking up city life be
cause of the unattractiveness and th'
burdens encountered on the farm
Every effort should 6e made TO sta
bllize the industry and 10 give coun
try children scientific education OF
farming that they will stick to III
farm instead Of deserting II for tn
city.
The farm agent and home demon
stration agent are the only progres
sivc steps this country has taken II
the farming industry in a decade
state and government authorize
should advocate demonstration farms
Home life for the farm woman mus
be made more attractive The con
yeniences OF the city must be brough
10 her door
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26

WASHINGTON. 49, Another line OF
attack. sarcasm, and ridi'
cule upon the recent address in Lon-
don of Ambassador Harvey was taken
in the senate Saturday by Senator
Harrison, democrat, Mississippi, lie
entertained senators and spectators
amid checked bursts of laughter TOT
nearly an hour with remarks upon
Ambassador Harvey's characterizations
of President Harding, Senator Lodge
of Massachusetts, and other American
notables
Referring to Mr.. Harveys ref
crence TO Senator Lodge as "a
dashing knight" in political trays,
Senator Harrison characterized
Senator Lodge as the Don QuiX-
ote" and Ambassador Harvey as
the "Sancho Panza" of the admin
istration. Senator Harrison said
all senators recalled how Senator
Lodge had dashed from one posi-
tion 10 another" and had dash
ed up to the White House" to have
n new treaty drawn explaining
the Japanese MAINLAND clause VI
the four. power Pacific treaty. The
second treaty was longer than the
first, he added
Particular merriment arose over
Senator Harrisons discussion of AM
bassador Harvey's statement that the
president. in some respects, bore q
striking resemblance to the elephant
which symbolzes his political party.
With a declaration that he resented
the parallel drawn by Mr.. Harvey
Senator Harrison opened a ponderous
unabridged dictionary on his desk ana
read in part. the definition of the
word elephant" Some parts of the
definition were deleted by Senator Har'
rison because, he said, they were I'M
proper under the circumstances, bu'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
SENATOR HARRISON ACTIVE
Senators and Spectators Entertained When Democrat
Takes Floor and Spills Much Oratory
About Mr. Harvey

reading, he said that an elephant
had long tusSs which furnish most
of the ivory IN commerce"
I'VE know the elephant never
has been trained Senator Har.
rison continued, "to do any trick
except to turn around in a circle
that he can 20 backwards just
rs well as forward and that no
show or menagerie is complete
without him. He is the only ami
NAL that in the forepart of his
head there is a piece of wood. He
is the only animal that has value
of ivory in his tusks."
Senator Harrison, aided by Senator
Norris, republican, Nebraska, alsC
emphasized Mr. Harvey's reference
to Senator Underwood of Alabama
democratic leader as a "blend" o
the spirit" of the old and new south
When we understand the tast'
and pcculiarities of the ambassador
we know he was paying great com
pliment to Senator Underwood sait
Mr.. Harrison. Senator Norris inter
jected that he presumed Mr.. Harvey
at the banquet, had partaken Of on
or more blends" served there.
"He was inspired" Senator Harrison
replied.
THAT brought on the inspiration,
said Senator Norris. II understand
it usually does that"
There was another similar ref
erence when Senator Harrison said
Mr.. Harvey should be stopped
from talking. Senator Norris said
that it probably could not be done.
You can't send word from the
country where we have the 18th
amendment TO the country that
has not prohibitory law and stop
Harvey from talking" said Senator
Norris.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
CONFIDENCE FELT
in MONEY MARKET
Large Dealings in Bonds In
dicate Greater Trust in
Financial Situation Than
For Two Years

NEW YORK.-The large and varied
dealings in the bond market this
week. mainly at highest prices of the
past year or two, indicated greater
confidence in the financial situation
and the large supplies Of capital seek
ing save investment channels.
In the domestic department liberty
and victory issues gave way to rails
especially the convertible. adjustment
and debenture offerings of reorgan'
lied as we'll as investment roads. In
dustrials were comparative quiescent.
steels easing because OF the unfavor'
able trade outlook.
Sales, par value. aggregated ss.'
$50. 900.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
SCHOOL GIRL BADLY
BURNED THURSDAY

Miss Celeste Caldwell Of 800 North
washington street, who was burned
about the forearms Thursday night
and her father, r. +. Caldwell, whose
left hand was burned when he at
tcmpted to extlnguish the flames, are
getting along nicely.
Miss Celeste was dressed In a cos
sumo made of red goods with cotton
batting sewed thereon. In preparation
for an cntertaiTment at the hlgn
school building. Before leaving home
sho cot too close TO the gas stove anu l,
her clothing was burned Off rotn
arms we're badly burned
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
ODD FELLOWS AND LADIES
HOLD PLEASANT SOCIAL.

The first of the regular monthly
social evenings of the Odd Fellows
and Rebekahs was held last Thurs
day at the |. o. o. +. hall. num-
ber Of games were played and three
piece orchestra furnished music for
dancing. Refreshments were served
The next mToting will be held on
March 80.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
KiwanianS To Form
New Club at Madill

Headed by II. IL. Royer. president,
group Of IL or 20 kiwanians will
go TO Madill "Wednesday TO confer with
business men relative to the organiza-
ton Of a Siwanis club in that city.
The local body acts under instruc.
tions of national headquarters and
will not perfect an organization. but
city desiring such q club.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
Theater Child Adopted.

Washington. Ruth Gladys Alma
Lehmer, five, who was orphaned by
Knickerbocker Theater collapse IN
Washington on Jan. 2S. was adopted
today by Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Hardy,
.Ir., of this city.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
Pooh, Pooh!
CONTINUED from Page one)

Continued from Page One)
Children grasp ideas and suggest
ions quickly, more through the sub
conscious than the conscious and they
should be encouraged, rather than
discouraged in attending lectures
where the bette. things Of life are
put before them. Let them go 70
these big things, rather than the pic
ture shows on Friday nights.
More Pride of Community Needed
"Ardmore needs a little bit more
pride of community for better pub
lie buildings. You have one church
edifice of which you can well be
proud I understand two others are
proposed. one under way, the other
to be erected later. These are com
ing along alright.
Your library is badly situated, il
is too far from the high school, its
location shows lack of good judgment
You have good hotcl-modern in
every respect.
is fine-the club work all that could
be.
Splendid Schools and Teachers.
you also have splendid schoo
system. on "a high plane Of develop
ment and organization. far beyond the
ordinary city. The teachers are fal
above the average, many of them dc
not recognize their own splendid abil
ity. You would so a long way &c
find better ones.
Now fcr the little shootingup OF
affray. tfat Is nothing--a mere loca
effervesciCG of politics. There ar,
so many fine things about Ardmort
that oyershadow the effects of that
that ! lnuCl. at it--mere child's play
II is no. even western, it isn't Amori
can ana the world just won't stanC
for it, IL only showed that n few
men still think that by the use o
firearms. fear can be instilled into
the hearts cl those who stand fol
justice--but this Is absurd and Tho
sooner those people realize that justice
will be meted out the better it will bt
for all
Taken as whole, like Ard
more, it is a fine town. and the meT
and women are splendid. / like them.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26
EXAMINER AIRS
BANK failure
Parkinson Also Audits the
Books of Bryan County
Treasurer; Grand Jury
to Meet March 20

OKLAHOMA CITY. An inquiry
into the failure of the First State
Bank at Durant has been started by
Fred Parkinson. state examiner and
inspector according to announcement
made by him. Mr.. Parkinson said
also that a grand jury has been called
by District Judge George S. March TO
meet March 20, and that the banks
affairs are expected to be made a
subject Of inquiry
The First State Bank at the time
of its failure had 200 dcpositors. II
was capitalized at 100000, had indl-
vidual deposits of S1SS,765.33 and
time deposits at s63 ,162.Ol. Parkinson
said.
Parkinson said that he is also max
ing an audit Of the books of the
county treasurer of Bryan county
Cary Beatty. former county treasurer
was arrested recently In connection
with the audit. Parkinson said.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26

to spend trifling sums and grant spe-
cial privileges TO strikers
This was pure propaganda. He
has no love for either farmer or labor
ers. He is an opportunist of the
rankest type Even labor will not
swallow him.
The young democrats handled n diff
ficult situation we'll. is the statement
that is found in most democratic
newspapers with regard to the Okmul-
gee convention.
To be true the republican papers
are denouncing the boys" and girls
for failure to call j. b. A. Robertson
all the evil names in the category
of crooks and some that are not
there.
The truth Of the matter is that re-
publicans are disappointed. They
wanted the young democrats to cut
| their own throats and put a knife in
/ the vscera of their party that they
might twist Il with glee in the sum
mer.
The resolutions passed by the young
democrats puts the unmistakable brand
Of disapproval on any corrupt Off
cial.
Very sensib'y they refused however
to take judicial jurisdiction.
If by any process Of law. and there
are plenty Of them open, the gov
ernor or any other man can b
shown guilty maladministration, TIN
democrat party will make a political
social and moral outlaw Of him.
The tempter Of the party that ha
four times ousted corrupt officials il
Oklahoma, is a terrible thing
The farmer.labor meeting and tn
young democrats meeting have hell
the center Of the stage this weel;
Candidates have done little spending
most of their time lobbying.
The republicans have come to life
They have some ammunition and ar
shelling freely as though reserve store
are available.
If Hepburn is so sure OF his facts
If he packs the dynamite in his fist
that he is reported 10 carry. why ha
he not filed information against tn
governor He might be brought t
justice in that manner.
The most rabid democrat must az
nit that they have ammunition an
nothing but square shooting fror
the democratic party and its cand
dates can avert a tragedy.
James Hepburn. fighting Irisl
man. is mentioned as a G. o.
candidate for governor.
There Is queer little fact ahor
Hepburn that might he looked init
When we are inflamed with ange
we are likely to pass over such ma
ters.
Hepburn claims the grand jur
that Christopher dismissed was read
to indict the governor on crimin;
charge.
Indictment Is not the only way b
which an officer may be brought
trial.
Although we do not like the go
ernor at all. and wait inpatient
to hear his defense, We must sa
that there is much politics at Okmu
gee and that II Is not all democrats
We are trfle sick Of Hepbur
, and his ways. There is somethin
about him that does not ring tru
lie seems a little chap, a trifle lou'
somewhat insincere and theatrical an
too willing 10 seek publicity fro
: an ugly mess.
; Everything else aside he has mad
> good start toward becoming Dla
ant demagogue.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1922-02-26

Teacher Association held an inter.
esting session on Friday. when the
program was presented by group
Of Juniors. Miss Ella j. Peterson
outlined plans for the musical contest
that is to be given in the spring
Visitors at the office Of the county
superintendent OF schools Saturday
We're A. *. Eusy, principal of Cisco;
j. l.. Walker. principal Of Provence;
j. w. Ryle. principal OF Haneis con.
solidated; Charles Conley. principal
of Mary Nibl1ck: Mrs. A. NJ. Amer
son, clerk OF Milo school: u. A. Zell.
ner, clerk Of Plainview; j. T. STEELE,
principal Glenn; =. A. Hutchinson,
principal of district Al; o. c. Rey-
noeas. principal OF Plainview: Mrs.
Lucy Eldrdge, principal of New
Zion.
Nlr. and Mrs Frank Ketch have
returned from an extended trip to
New York Mrs Kctch also spent
SOME time In oklahoma city.
Mr. and Mrs. Jack Cathey Of Hotel
Ardmore. who have been visiting in
the east, returned home Saturday
The First Ward Parent.Toacher AS.
socio ;lon will meet on Thursday, March
end, when the program will be given
by the third grade pupils. Mrs sam
Butler will give a talk on Local
Birds"
The Junior high school will give q
moving picture performance ON Thurs
day afternoon at the high school audi
torium.
Color Of certain precious stones can