The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1922-09-07
NOT NATURAL END
Death From Old Age Never In
Scheme Of Things.
10 coddled, Propped Up, and
Kept Alive.

lHOSe WlSlIui hinge 10 Tie WHO
cherish the ignoble ambition Of dying
Of old age, If they must die at all,
may be shocked to hear that death
from old age Is not q natural death.
There's a paradox that will bear the
light of reason, for II can easily be
shown that such a death is quite re-
mote from the normal operations of
Dame Nature when she is left to her
own devices, says a writer In the
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Dame Nature would have made
short work of Uncle Johnny Shell,
K~entucky's senility freak, who died
the other da! at the reputed age of
1874, had not the driveling old mans
relatives and neighbors, to say nothing
of the rustic ShOwmen who sometimes
exploited him as the oldest man on
EARTH" conspired TO protect him from
the normal accidents of injury or
starvation that otherwise overtake the
WORKOUT individuals of any species.
No creature is permitted by Dame
Nature to lag superfiuous on the
stage" until overtaken by the disso-
luton of absolute senility. Wild ami
mails don't live to die of old age. They
don't linger along as dodderlng de-
~pendents, like the Kentucky Methu-
selah.
The su%perannuated elephant or buff
falo isn't supported or tended by the
herd. 1t retires gracefully to a soli-
tary state Of ayIStapna and maintains
itself as well as it can with its failing
faculties until 1t starves to death,
stumbles over q cliff or Is overcome by
enemies.
Whatever the end may be, ii comes
pretty quickly and is considered by
some far more merciful than the pro-
tracted life that Uncle Johnny Shell
dragged out for so many years. The
elderly tiger, no longer spry enough to
catch the nimble antelope, becomes a
m%an-eater and peaches babies on the
outskirts of some village. Then
body gets up a tiger hunt, and an ex-
plosive bullet saves II from the unnat-
ural disgrace of dying of old age.
Who ever found a seniie or en-
feebled rabbit, robin, wolf. bear, trout,
eagle. wren,r black bass or minnow?
Why, Dame Nature wouldn't dream Of
allowing her nice, clean cosmos to be
cluttered up. She cleans house with a
broom Of accidents.
Even the peaceful tree Is not al
lowed to cumber the earth beyond the
period of its ability to withstand the
normal stress of the elements. 1t may
be q California sequoia over 5000
years old or a Cape de Verde baobab
i've 5000 years old, and it may have
passed its period of growth n en-
tered it's period of decay, but 1t will
not be allowed to die of old age. Some
storm will bring 1t down in its glory.
The untidy business Of living to die
of old age is a fad of civilized a
It's deplorable products are often seen
in almsh0uses. Also civilized man has
inflicted the curse upon his domestic
pets to a certain extent, so that senile
and enfeebled dogs and cats are kept
alive by sentimentalists long after out
ragged common sense would have called
for chlorofOrm.
The tradition Of Uncle Johnny's ex-
treme age is not supported by any Of
fetal records. A scientific investigator
who sought to ferret out the facts
found that he could not honestly de-
duce any greater age for Uncle Johnny
thar a hundred years or Whereabouts.
Local tradition always exaggerates
the age Of a very old person, as in the
case of old Parr, whose bones crumble
in Westminster abbey, and whose
fame was embalmed in q book entitled
1.-THE Olde, Ode, Very Ode Man." Old
Parr was a Shropshire peasant who
was reputed to be 1872 years old when
taken to London by the earl of Arundel
and presented at court.
He died the same year-1635. DR..
William Harvey, who discovered the
circulation of the blood, performed an
autopsy and found the body In excel
lent condition. He thought death had
been caused by the change from SIM
pie country fare 10 the rich diet Of
London high life. On Old PARIS tomb
are recorded the anne of ten mon
archs, from Edward Nv to Charles ],
under whom he lived. But later his
torical investigation threw a strong
doubt On the length attributed to his