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New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

"Rosalie and her brother, Oscar,
lived on n farm. They had plenty Of
fresh milk and we're we'll and happy
because RosalIe was betrothed 10 the
man who owned the other farm, and
she flushed rosy red whenever he rode
past her humble home on his way 10
places. Oscar was a cripple, so he
never had been betrothed, but he loved
his sister too much 20 worry over this.
Indeed, she was the very apple Of his
eye Henry was the young man that
Rosalie was betrothed 10, and he was
only waiting to sell the rosy red apples
which grew on a number OF the trees
20 ask Rosalie 70 name the happy day
"But one day fate took a hand in
things. A young man who was a sales
man. n drummer as Il Is often named,
passed through the village, and Rosalie
and Oscar, and indeed Henry, too. for
that matter, became acquainted with
him while at n church social
"His name was George and he was
tall and real man, with black mus
tache and so forth. II was easy TO
tell what the effect would be on a sim
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

This eour,e 70 which we rstsrst
the early part Of our Etory l''n ~
the "realv thing to u.s.
First, there Is a nag'hs a..
The Photo Dramatisi,' = q val'l !. : ~ =,
Of people who know al sss'i . 'a /.
you Of "your eyer5tag ,., n,'.-
@what the editors viii bsy'' 'ps.,nI ~.
ing the story idea" and ''A'. n'ss J, y.
Another magazine Is lsbsl't 'I's
stories OF Success" and this ln
Of pietures in {. as well IS u. s.'D
The pictures show how they 'eo.
little stories tell how they v'ff'as
each one attribcses bis success =
fa,, that he took the special s'''A.
which we are writing. All Of 10
NOT handsome men and wonsA
thsv All seem terribly grateful =,
Bvt~The PhO.oplsy Plot Ensysi'''ss I.
"a the best Of ell. II contains
tblrty.six fundamental dramatic ~. ~
tions applied directly 70 ne -, -
Opening IL at random We reads 4,
ty-seventh situation-di'sovsEy = !, Z
a,.bonor Of a loved one" TBS
Low separate instructions IA ~ "
10 the treatment Of mother ea's.
wife or aunt. We had iuss rs =,
what TO do on "ths discovery 'h.' " !. I,
mistress, formerly = van'''' -,
turned 10 her old life" when '. =, I. I,
the office boy lowering sF'sns' ana, |. 4.
hastily turned back to shs ..n'' !, !, /,
alton and read, ".;-Abdasiis- :, :,
unwilling woman; b--Abdss''',,, y, Y :,
eonsentlng woman" But 'hi. =. = !,
seem any more innOeuou, ~, ,....l
erst had been. 50 We turned 's' -,
hastily and dwelt upon the nin',, ' .,,,.
situation. This is an iussrs'.ll.
ter. ali about ~slaying onss Ll.', Il,
The eighteenth situation 90, -, y
es,Ing. too. It begins vita y" I, -
eovery that one has asrs'. a .
mother" Tho reading ms''', -. !.
top OF tho page says frankly ....,s ~.
that this is zone Of the nea y, ~
and implausible Of the sAi'sy-. 'sy..''.''
rtions." Neither does u az
"The staying Of a kinsr,sn' 4. q
we closed the book vhll' 80
boy was still hovering o''i 80. 8.
locked the thing up IN our -. -. =
from his young, inQuir'ns ..i
no is a very good once W
need him here
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15
The Mouie Finger Writes By Harriet. unds

car and III bring you bona D. p
remember I used % write ss.nrhssl I
didn't follow that line lonR, Anh /
got in the producing end si Il Y
done pretty good, TOO. DID y,s ~
The Prenatal cuus'i Na y ~
tenl"
Probably some who rrsi u, vi
stick up their noses and aI, Z in'
believe a word Of that She q +.
trying 70 be smart" Bot " ur
you IL is true all Of u s1ss;s 4
name Of. the picture, which We y
forgotten. Il wasn't "Ths Pre-k
Curse" but Il was something e.
more elegant.
II you knew as much ss W b.
Of pictures and their makers yo1sf
not find this az all astounding h
haps you may eyea have ss'pes''
something Of the kind from hrh'
viewed a number Of these sapsrfr
duetions (supper prodsetlosI eas p''
daeer We know used 10 cal hsn). Az
we may add that while he rii'ni1
Of motion pictures srs sstsiisisV
only 20 adults who have rnl1ii sAsf
twelye-year-old minds, 81 es 70
ducers who make this sort q I''''i'
are not voluntarily producing tssl ,
the level OF their audiences ~ y
deedi For every hundred E''h ~
with twelve-year-old minds thsT, ~
ably is at least one producer VI. y
same amount Of intelligence, Artu'
ing to argue VITA q man Ike "a J
Just about as productive Of res'iH "
arguing with Q person In love
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

pie country GIRL and Rosalie soon
forgot her betrothed, forgot all else
but he, and accompanied George back
to New York. where he offered to teach
her the business. Only faith could do
Il, but when Oscar heard Of his sisters
dishonor no walked alone for the first
time in many years, and soon found
himself in New YORK Oscar worked
around quietly until he met Georges
sister, who was a real society snob,
for that matter, and very beautiful;
in fact, the 'reap thing. Having caused
her 70 fall deeply in love with him.
Oscar at last had the upper hand and
one fine day he called on George and
said: 4 will make Of your sister, who
is only a society snob. what you have
made Of mine After this lot Of in
teresting events happen"
The foregoing Is q bona fde first in
stallment OF a scenario which was sub
mitted, about three years ago. by the
best natured, dumbest Office boy The
Tribune ever boasted. He was about
to take a course in scenario writing, he
said, and he had 10 submit a sample OF
his work. What he showed us was the
sample, and before wo handed Il back
we made a copy OF Il. Just how his
course In scenario writing turned out
we never knew, for not long after he
submitted the sample for eur approval
he left the Office. and We never saw
him until about a week ago. Then, one
day, a short young man in an expen-
siye fur coat suddenly walked up 70 Us
on Broadway, in front Of the Criterion
Theater, and said; "How's the world
been using you, little lady7" Seeing
our look Of surprise, he added; "I bet
you don't remember mel Hop in my
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

ouosd " Nss Yust Tfhuns ine. NeH Ten
csrprsiios. rasn.h.d daiy. ostsn hsii. ITesi-
dsrt: nsIs1 nos,4s nsid viss-rrrhtsnt. h7ftsd
Dsris escrsis1. n r MsSnsid Tssaiur'f. 40
srr.s. rsisuns Banding. so Sssssa ssfess Ne
Yea csiy. n.iepbocs HesRsah sea.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15
More Truth Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
Why the Business Man Is Still Trec

Why the Business Man Is Still Tree
When, recreation needing,
yearn to see a play.
/ spend the morning reading
The things the critics say.
But when upon perusing
The different ones / find
That they are so confusing
/ can't make up my mind.
One writes: "See Dirty Money;
It's quite the bullfrog's ears;
Sometimes it's madly funny,
Sometimes it brings the tears"
"Avoid," observes a second,
This Dirty Money show;
It's certain 10 be reckoned
The seasons biggest blow"
A third says: "Kolin Kidder,
In 'Kassidy the Kop,'
Is making, i consider,
A record-breaking flop"
A fourth sounds loud the praises
OF this same Kidder play,
And coins ingenious phrases
Like: Best thing on Broad
way"
And so, when I am tired,
AS from my toll 90,
And with ambition fired
To see some frst-class show.
visit no thedgter,
But loaf a while instead
Beside the radiator
And then 20 Off TO bed.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

ONE day last week a large package,
~ which we took to be a fve-pound
box of candy, came to the Tribune
Office for US. We told the incest Office
boy that II he would open II up We
would give him some Of II, and when
he had done so il turned out 70 be a
course in photoplay writing-one Of
those things which we had signed on
the dotted line for some time previous
and had forgotten all about. In
stead Of giving tho Office boy some Of
Il, however, we hid It from his inno-
cent eyes, and II you wish 70 know
why, Just carry on.
New-York tribune., 1922-12-15

ernscRpTToN RATS - Ry ratii. inciuani
ro~,s.. n TIE UNITED STATS.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31

was the lowest and was accepted,
both because it was the lowest and
because of the good reputation of this
company in its construction work in
this vicinity. The contract as final
ly drawn up makes the expense of
the new building about $143,00O.
This does not include the expense for
grading, the installing of water, the
sewer connections, the architects
commissions or the fitting up and
furnishing of the interior. The ar
chitects whose design was accepted
are Larsen and Wells of Hanover, NJ
H., and it is estimated that the new
building, with it's complete equip
ment as it will be when it is turned
over to the trustees in readiness for
the new school year next September
will represent total cost of some
thing like SITS 900.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31
STATE NEWS.

Gov. James Hartness has appointed
Samuel Randall of Sunderland a
Justice of the peace vice Horatio
Nelson Buck, who recently died.
The Rutland county fair of 1877
will be held September a to 8. The
president, secretary. and superintend-
emit of races and attractions will de-
eide upon races and purses. The fair
this year will be of the day and night
variety.
Mr. and Mrs E V Spencer of Marsh
field have been married nearly 90
years. He is 81 and she is SO. De
spite her age. Mrs Spencer is still
able to sing, retaining a sweet
soprano to a remarkable degree.
Mrs M E Burke of Rutland was
somewhat surprised Monday evening
at being interrupted in her duties OF
supper getting by bullet that came
through the kitchen window. A neigh
Dor was giving a long unused pistol
an airing. The bullet missed Mrs
Burke by six feet.
About $4,000 trees will be planted
in the vicinity of Rutland this sum-
mer, giving that city the lead in the
State of the communities which are
using this method of preserving their
watersheds. The trees are to be
purchased from the State forestry
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31

England meeting. the annual baby
show was staged and one hundred and
forty-six infants came out, each ex-
pecting to be the prize baby. Gaily
decked carriages and go-carts added
to the scene, and the children's
dances, ending with the May pole,
were perhaps the best part Of the
show.
Speaking Of politics, there seems
to be difference Of opinion about
Mr. Bryan's chances Of going to the
Senate although he seems to be
strong in central Florida. 1t may
be that he is going to break prece-
dent and get himself elected to
something.
Cordially,
H. E. Parker.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31
A Rat Breeds 6 to 10 Times a Year.
Averaging Ten Young to a Litter.

Remember this. act as soon as you
see the first rat. Get a pkg. of RAT
SNAP. It's a sure rat and mice de-
stroyer. It's convenient. comes in cake
form, no mixing. Mummifies rat after
killing-leaves no smell. Cats or dogs
won't touch it. Three sizes 35c. CSC;
1925 Sold and guaranteed by Sisco's
Pharmacy.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31
ALMOST INCREDIBLE.

That the world is still in the age
of miracles is shown by the news
that during February the Shipping
Board actually took in more money
than it paid out.-Boston Transcript
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31

A man is called "a poor fish" whose
wife makes goat Of him.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1922-03-31

An automobile is a good friend, but
it's a wicked enemy.
Evening star., 1922-03-18

Jacob lie. inSon, thirty .rars old,
1902 PENNSYLVANIA avenue. accidental
" shot himself in his right hand yes
terday afternoon. while examining
a revolver His wound was dressed
at Emergency Hospital.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
ATTACK TREATY SPEECH
BY SENATOR WILLIAMS
Irish Freedom and American
Council Officials Send Pro-
test By Wire.

Criticism of the reported remarks
of Senator John Sharp Williams in
the Senate Thursday and Tuesday
during discussion of the four-power
treaty is contained in kilograms sent
last night by Thomas F. Cooney of
Providence. r. L.. national president
of the Friends of Irish Freedom, and
John J. Splain of Buffalo, n. Y. presi-
dent of the All-American National
Council, to the Mississippi senator
Both organizations are opposed 10
ratification of the four-power pact.
Mir. Cooncys telegram declared the
senator is in no sense an American.
except by the accident Of birth. and
from the eXtraras OF the BOAST
which you make Of your English
and Welsh ancestors. it is fair TO
conclude that you regret you were
not born in Great Britain.
Party ties of all kinds. the mes
sage continued. are sitting lightly
upon the great mass of Americans
in the north and west, and any en-
tangling alliances with foreign coun-
tries, under whatever name they may
be made, will drive them to support
those who stand only for America
IF you speak for your party. as
hope that you do not. said MT.
SpIain's telegram. Il am confident
that they will find. north of the Ma
son and Dixon line. that the people,
although apparently unable for the
moment to defend themselves against
the treachery of those who are tenn
porarily in Office. can yet make their
will and their attitude clear and de-
cisive at the polls"
Evening star., 1922-03-18
PERMANENT TARIFF BILL
READY TO REPORT SOON
Finance Committee, Speeding Up,
to Hold No More
HEARINGS,

The permanent tariff bill will be read ,
to report to the Senate within week
or ten days, Senator McCumber. chair
man of the finance committee. predicted
today. The committee, in the hope of
speeding up action on the bill, deter
mined yesterday to hold no more hear
ngs, except in cases where senators
themselves desired to present testimony
to the committee.
Aside from the question of Valuati ion,
three important matters remG in before
the committee republicans. They are
whether there shall be an embargo upon
the Importation of dyes. and the wool
and sugar schedules. There were fur
;her hearings yesterday on the dye em-
barge question. OH which the committee
was represented AS being very much di
vided. -Four members We're said to nc
opposed to an embargo and three in
cavor OF 1t. with three others doubtful.
The WOODEN schedule was taken up
today. Senator Smoot of Utah, the rank
ing republican, having been asked TO
prepare the schedule. The committee
already has agreed tentatively to the
rate Of SO cents a pound, secured cou-
tent. requested nv the republican aGri-
cultural bloc. and it was thought that
this rate finally would be approved.
There is a division as to the sugar
rate, Senator Smoot and others holding
for a duty of = cents a pound on Cuban
raw, with Senator Calder, republican,
New York, urging that the Fordney bill
rate be reduced to 1.40 cents a pound.
Cuban raw.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
CHARGES OPPOSITION
TO FREE PHILIPPINES
Printing of 100000 Copies c:
Wood-Forbes Report Brings At
tack on Administration.

Charges that the adminiStrati ton
was avowediy opposed to grautirg g
the Philippine Islands their inde-
pendence were voiced on the floor of
the House yesterday when the nrint-
ing of 100000 copies of the Wood :
Forbes Philippine missions report was
ordered. This attack was made by
acting Minority Leader Garrett of
Tennessee. Representative Dyer, re-
publican. of Missouri. accused the
War Department of doing its utmost
TO keep the Philippines under American
rule.
Representative Dyer demanded that
the House insular affairs committed e
mine whether the Philippines should
be given their freedom. He said he
was not prepared to say whether they
were ready for f"d ~pss:d r"'.
thought members of Congress in de-
ciding the question should have some
thing more than the findings in the
Wood Forbes report to go on. Of
Gcals of the War Department and
high officials of the Army who want
military posts on the isia ands r-ta;'i"r'
their independence. he declared.
Uncle Joe Cannon. who rarely
takes part in House debates. inter-
rupted to remark that Congress had
the power to grant the islands in
dependence today if it wanted to-"
Swinging his left arm vigorously to
emphasize his arguments. the former
Speaker declared that unless mem
bers of Congress knew more about
conditions in the Philippines than he
did they could profitably study the
Wood-Forbes findings
Mr.. Garrett asserted that Gen.
Wood went to the islands Ito oppose
independence" and that former Gov.
Gen. Forbes returned TO assist him in
investigating conditions for a similar
purpose.
Evening star., 1922-03-18

Community Service dance. 1912 9Th
street. Dancing class, 1:15 o'clock.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
ADJUSTMENTS
Tom Burke Recital.

Tom Burkc's recital at the Ma
tional Theater yesterday afternoon
was one of contradictions, for while
full. others were somewhat disap-
pointing. The young Irish tenor
came heralded SO enthusiastically
from England that it must be sup
posed he was either tired from
travelling or suffering from cold.
There are many pleasing qualities
in Mr.. Burke'S voice. for some of
the low gentle tones were sweet and
vibrant, while his soft accent gave II
certain charm to the accompanying
words. However, some notes We're
slightly off-key. anu some which
should have been sustained seemed
to end entirely too abruptly.
The most enjoyable number on the
program was Little Bateese," II
French Canadian dialect song by
Geoffrey O'IIara. Its verses were
both whimsical and appealing. bring
ing laughter to the audience at one
moment and tugging at It's heart
strings the next. Every shade of ex-
precision was skilifully acc-ntuated
by the singer The quaint accent was
also especially well initiated by Mr..
Burke, and there was such Il charm
about the entire composition that
he was forced to repeat it.
"The Next Market Day" an encore
given in the broeue, was also well
received. as it is an old favorite in
Washington. both Nine. dAlvarez and
John Mccormack having included it
in their recitals here this season.
Other interesting selections were
"The Lament Of Ian the Proud by
Charles Critics: "A Dream by Grieg !;
lie Passant," by Georges Hue, sung
IN French. and "Traum Durch Die
Dammerung." by Strauss. rendered
in German T.. ID. l..
Evening star., 1922-03-18
TODAY's ADJUSTMENTS.

NATIONAL-"The O'Brien Girl" at
go and $40 pm.
POLTs-"Main Street" at 2:20 and
500 pm.
GARRICk-"The Unloved Wife,, al
2:20 and 8:2O p.m!t
kEITH'S-Florence Reed and COM
pany, vaudeville. at 2:15 and S:l5 pm.
BELASCO - "The Promenaders'
vaudeville, at 2:15 and S:15 pm.
COSMOS-"Yes. My Dear" vaude-
vile, at 3, $40 and 8:40 pm. Photo-
play feature. l pm.
STRAND-"Dancesd de Luxe Vaudc'
vile, at 2:45, $50 and 8:45 pm.
GAYETY-BoweryB Burlesquers. bur-
lesque, 2:l5 and S:15 pm. tWith PIC
lures, continuous from Ito 10 p.m.)
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Makers bur-
lesque. at 2:15 and Sis pm.
PALACE - Wallace Reid. In The
Worlds Champion" 1850 am, 1855
1928. 4:2O. 6:07, 1856 and 9:55 pm.
RIALTO-"The Last Trail" at 1850,
80. $3.50. $50. 7:30 and $3.50 pm.
COLUMBIA Fools Paradise" at
1O:40 am, 1916. 2:45. 5, and pm.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
Financial Wizards

Financial wizards rise at times,
and cry, in accents sweet. "Oh, easy
marks. bring US your dimes. and land
in Velvet street! Well pay you
ninety-nine per cent on all the coin
YOU bring; with such returns, it's
evident, you soon must dance and
sing" The easy marks, in eager
ranks, to Wizard calls respond, and
draw their money from the banks.
and cash the U. S. bond; oh. every
kopeck they can scrape, they
promptly. gladly ship; no boarded
coins OF theirs escape the Wizards S
master grip. "Ods DEATH the pru-
dent bankers say, why ship the
good long green? Why send the
shining scads away to guys you've
never seen? Well show you how
you may invest in safety all you
own: why strip, we ask. your
treasure chest. to back some fake
unknown?' You only pay some
five per cent the easy marks re-
ply; ION sudden riches we are bent.
and that's the reason why" And
then some day we read once more of
how some Wizard failed. his mil
lions blown, while round his door
the maddened victims walled. AT
last" we sigh. the easy marks have
learned their lesson dire; hereafter
they will shrn the sharks. as burned
kids shun the fire" But when to-
morrow's Wizard tells of fortunes
swiftly made. the easy marks, all
wearing bells, will to his door
parade.
(Copyright.) WALT MASON.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
ALMAS TEMPLE FAIR
WILL CLOSE TONIGHT
Every Masonic Body to Have Many
Representatives at Clos
ing Session.

Almas Temple fair was stormed by
local High School Cadets last night, in
whose honor the entertainment was
given. and for more than three hours
dancing supplapted all other features
at Convention Hall. The boys were
received by 1llustrious Potentate
Leonard p. Steuart, his divan and the
several units of Almas Patrol, hearth
lE welcomed, and bid to enjoy them
selves to the fullest as guests of the
management.
The entertainment will come to a
close tonight, when every local Ma
sonic body in the District will have
representatives ON hand to help max e
the Wind-up Il success. Potentate
Steuart said last night that the un-
dertakins had far surpassed the ex-
pectations of the most optimistic, and
predicted crowd tonight that would
test the capacity of the building.
John J. L. Mullanc, director gem
eral of the arrangements committee.
declared several stunts" would be
presented tonight that would surprise
the large attendance. He said further
that many of the merchants who have
conducted booths would dispose SOU
venirs. The Almas Patrol Military
and Oriental bands will play through
out the evening.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
GEORGETOWN DEBATERS
TO MEET YALETEAM
Men of Old Eli Here Tonight to
Revenge Defeat of
Last Year. ,

Yale University debaters will invade
Georgetown College tonight in an at
tempt to wrest from the Hilltoppers
the victory won over Old Eli last
season.
a large representation of Yale and
Georgetown alumni is expected to at
tend the contest. which will be at
Sis o'clock in CASTOR Hall, at the
college. GeorgetoWn's debaters to-
night have been chosen from the COL
lcge Instead of from the entire uni
versity, as heretofore.
Judges for the contest will be Chief
Justice Edward X. Campbell, Court
of Claims; Associate Justice Charles
Fl. Robb. Court of Appeals; Justice
Fenton Booth. Court of Claims: Judge
Charles L. Martin, Court of Customs
Appeals, and Huston Thompson of the
Federal Trade Commission.
The Georgetown debaters are Syl-
van j. Pauly. 30. of Montana: John
S. McGowan. '22. of Indiana, and Rob-
ert ]. Ward, '22. of Illinois.
Evening star., 1922-03-18
PUBLIC ORGAN RECITAL

Community music evening,
tonight at Sis o'clock, Central
High School auditorium. Ad-
mission free. Bring this pro-
gram with you.
Miss Edith Z. Athey, civic or
ganiSt.
Girls Glce Club, George Wash
ington University. Mrs. Otis
SWEET, director: Miss Phyllis
Atkinson. accompanist.
Community singing, Miss Helen
Burkart. leader.
Special feature number-Park
View Community Center rep
resented by Willard D. Miller
of the Park View Players,
and the Boy Scouts Drum and
Buglc Corps of the Park
View Center.
PROGRAM.
Community singing.
Five-minute talk by Scoutmas-
ter John Cole, secretary of
the Park View Citizens Asso-
citation.
(a) "Pomp and Cirmustance
March ........... Elgar
.(b) short Prelude and Fu-
CUE, kSO. =, III L .DdSA
(c) "Valse Trieste. .Sibelius
Glee Club
(a) "Fireflies" Hoffman,
CD "Mammy's Lullaby"
Dvorak
Co Rose in the Bud" Forster
Community singing.
Organ
(a) 1.-THE Swan. .Safnt-Saens
(b) "Scherzino' Swimmer
(c) Sunset Meditation,
Biggs
(d) Fanfare" .Lemmens
Readings-By Willard D. Miller
Announcements.
Park View Drum and Bugle
Corps.
Community singing.