The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1922-07-23
THE florida PRESS


Mr.. Harding told at Marion how he first came tt
Marion s boy. riding the family mule. Now hav
another tale that will go down in history with Wash
nSton Ratchet incident Johnsons tailor apprenticeship
Lncons home schooling by the fireplace and Jane
Garfied's tow-path experiences people bor
lucky-and poor.-Tampa Times.
Says the Florida Tmes-Union: "At first we irnagin
Capt. Amundsen doing a foolish and hazardou
thing in going the North pole But real hot da!
we are convinced that he has the right idea and wou
like to be with him" Floridian actual,
would intimate any such admission about the summe
climate OF his state? VIII wonders cease ?-But
Miner.
Connecticut man bet $50 he could stay under waite
five minutes He won. He's there yet-Manitowo
(Wis) Times.
'"rhe way things look right now predict that mex
winter our business their beds they
will be busy to them. Prospects are bright
Winter Haven Chief
Dr. Kapp, the famous German junker. died from
splinter In his eye We know people with bean
in their which does not effect their health at all
Reporter-Star
Mr. Laskers reply to a well-known brewers letter
seems like beating about the Busch-Brooklyn Eagle
Another bar to marriage is that nowadays a fellow
can't support the government and wife income
Columbia Record
The coal strike is certainly nearing an end but
whether the end Of the strike, the end Of
Times
At last Clearwater is to have an auditorium which
available concerts, and the various entertain
of local and civic nature. Need for such audi
forum has been acutely felt this past wtnterClear-
water Sun
Somebody says the prohibition joke isn't funny any
We're probably in for season of dry humor.-
Gainesville Sun.
Thank goodnessl After we save daylight by chang
ing the clocks perhaps become thin grace
full by monkeyng with the scales-Baltimore Sun.
That movie star who stated that a baby smile and
tears were necessary to shouldn't limit
herself to the screen-Jacksonville Journal.
We have long held ourselves up to the republic OF
Mexico pattern and the revival of Mexcos bandit
industry indicates they are beginning to take notice
Philadelphia North American
Having mad dogs in Orlando. Orlando was always
month ahead Dog days do not come in other cities
August. believes in having them early and
getting rid of them.-Sanford Herald
The furniture will now be hooked for radio set
st. Augustine Record
The editor of a country paper received letter from
superstious subscriber saying he had found spider
in his paper and asking If that sign Of good luck
bad. humorst wrote him this answer: "Old sub
scriber: Finding spider in your paper was neither
good luck bad YOU The spider merely look
ing over the paper to see which merchant is not adver-
Using so that he go to that store spin his web
the door and live life of undisturbed
afterward. "-Brooksville Star.
She (after the stolen kiss): How you! Father
said he would kill the first who kissed me-"
He (coolly): "How interesting! And did he?"-st.
Augustine Record
Once Lenine Is reported dead. There many
dead statesmen holding high office but Lenine the
only who faculty continually living
misses down.-Jacksonvle Journal.
Conan Doyle says he can materialze the spirits Of
dead animals Maybe he the one who stirred up the
old Bull Moose recently-New York American
It is the fashion for reckless drivers to
dress in crash suits-Knoxville Journal Tribune
Funny how people pay practice reading aloud on
movie manifestations Mirror.